Squidward Community College

Across every continent in the world, there are many college buildings with the name **Squidward Community - Squidward's Notes**.

All classes in all buildings are taught by either Squidward Tenticles himself or some other assigned faculty member of prestige. Offering courses in many different fields, this community college still stands at the number one spot across the nation, since all present, past and future alumni have proven to be quite brilliant. It is general consensus that this is the finest place to learn, despite its tuition fees being quite expensive for common folk, at about 400,000 dollars every 12 seconds.

Applying to Squidward Community College also requires a 4.0 gpa, twelve months of experience in at least twenty different fields, a little childhood trauma, a flawless curriculum and/or portfolio, proficiency in two or more foreign languages, no criminal record, 3 months of outstanding voluntary work, complete potty training, circus attendance, five days of community service, and most importantly of all: complete an application form and an essay detailing your utmost admiration and respect towards Professor Squidward.

## History

Before becoming a college, it was home to Sir Skidlord Tentakill The First ( also known as "The Pretentious"), who used to tutor villagers of Bikineth Bottometh during his spare time. He was one of the greatest underwater kings (and also musicians) to have ever lived above and underwater, before he went mad and threatened to wage war against the surface. It was then founded centuries later in 1993 by Professor Squidward Tenticles; one of Sir Skidlord's direct descendants. After he noticed people had no talent, he then decided to teach others talent so that simpletons could be no more. Despite having no experience in teaching nor being an empathetic person, Mr. Squidward remained ambitious, hopeful, and maybe a little bit bored. Eventually, all pieces fell into place and a set of keys suddenly unlocked a path for mankind to triumph. Kaptain Skurvy, the first ever non-attaché alumni to be accepted, would prove to the Earth that this college was no joke.

Twenty plus years later this college is still going as strong as ever. Unfortunately for us, FANDOM would bury the real wiki under the sea, due to lawsuits made by Mr. Squidward himself, but it will forever live in our hearts, and in this page.

Nowadays, Mr. Squidward dedicates his life to teaching, playing the clarinet, groaning in exasperation, and putting up with his idiotic friends on the daily.

## Courses

* Accounting Acting 101
* Acting for Film
* Afrikaans Language
* Agricultural Science
* Alchemy
* Ancient Studies
* Anthropology
* Apparition (Only for men)
* Applied Economics: Cash Register Application Programme
* Applied Economics: Tax Evasion
* Aquatic Architecture
* Arabic Language
* Arabic Literature
* Arithmancy (Advanced)
* Art & Design
* Art History
* Artificial Intelligence
* Astronomy
* Australian Aboriginal Studies
* Automotive Engineering
* Aviation Management
* Ballet
* Barbed Q storing
* Barbed Wire Storing
* Basic Science (BS)
* Bass Slapping
* Bay Watching
* Beating people up
* Belarusian
* Beauty Therapy
* Biblical Studies
* Biochemistry
* Biology
* Biomedical Engineering
* Boldness
* Bomb Defusal
* Boredom Assessment
* Botany
* Branding and Marketing
* Broadcast Journalism
* Business
* Business Analytics
* Business Ethics
* Cartooning
* Care of Magical Creatures
* Catering and Hospitality
* Ceramics
* Charms
* Cheesology
* Chemistry
* Chewing With Your Mouth Closed (CWYMC)
* Child Psychology
* Chinese Calligraphy
* Chinese Language
* Chinese Literature
* Civil Engineering
* Clarinet Lessons
* Classical Studies
* Climate Change and Sustainability
* Clobbering
* Clownery
* Commercial Law
* Communication Studies
* Comparative Literature
* Computer Science
* Conservation Biology
* Contemporary Crayon Gastronomy
* Contemporary Dance
* Contemporary Social Issues
* Costume Design
* Creative Writing
* Criminal Justice
* Criticising
* Cryptozoology
* Cuddling
* Cultural Studies
* Cybersecurity
* Dance Choreography
* Dark Arts
* Data Science
* Defence Against the Dark Arta
* Dental Hygiene
* Dietetics
* Dig-It Anatomy
* Digital Animation
* Digital Intimidation
* Dillometry
* Ding Dong Ditching
* Divination
* Divinity
* Documentary Filmmaking
* Dope Capitalism Creation Bypass and Distribution
* Dramatic Sword Fighting
* Drawing
* Dutch
* E-conomy: Doge Coin Investment
* Early Childhood Education
* Earth Science
* Ecology
* Economic History
* Education Policy
* Electrical Engineering
* Electronics
* Emergency Medicine
* Energy Engineering
* Engineering
* English
* Entrepreneurship
* Environmental Management
* Environmental Science
* Epidemiology
* Esperanto
* Event Planning
* Exterior Design
* Extreme Ironing
* Falling with Style
* Farsi Language
* Fashion Design
* Field Studies
* Film Production
* Financial Accounting
* Fine Arts
* Finger Snapping
* Firearm Arts
* Fonny Spellings of Funny (FSF)
* Food Science
* Forensic Science
* French Cuisine
* French Language
* French Leaders
* Game Design
* Garbage Analysis
* Gender Studies
* Genetics
* Geography
* Geology
* German Language
* German Literature
* Ghoul Studies
* Globalization Studies
* Goo Applications
* Gossip
* Graphic Design
* Greek Language and Literature
* Gunga Ginga Music
* Handsomeness
* Health Informatics
* Herbology
* Hindi Language
* Hindi Literature
* History of America
* History of Antarctica
* History of Art
* History of Asia
* History of Bikini Bottom
* History of Europe
* History of Ireland
* History of Magic
* History of Music
* History of Oceania
* History of Portugal
* Horticulture
* Human Anatomy
* Human Resource Management
* Illustration
* Industrial Design
* Information Science
* Information Technology
* Insurance and Risk Management
* Interior Architecture
* Interior Design
* Interior ReDesign
* Interior ReReDesign
* Interior ReReReDesign
* International Business
* International Oceanic Relations
* Interweb Studies
* Irish
* Islamic Studies
* Italian Language and Culture
* Japanese Language
* Jar Opening
* Jazz Dance
* Journalism Ethics
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* Kelp Cuisine
* Knife Throwing\*
* Landscape Architecture
* Latin Language and Literature
* Law
* Law Enforcement
* Linguistics
* Literature
* Magical Theory
* Marine Biology
* Marine Science
* Marketing Research
* Mass Communication
* Materials Science
* Mathematics
* Mechanical Engineering
* Media Studies
* Medical Ethics
* Meme Studies and Applications
* Michif
* Microbiology
* Military History
* Modern Dance
* Monopoly
* Murdering People
* Muggle Art
* Muggle Music
* Muggle Studies
* Museum Studies
* Music Education
* Music Ensembles
* Music Literature
* Music Pedagogy
* Music Production
* Music Theory
* Musical Theater
* Nanotechnology
* Natural Resource Management
* Neuroscience
* Nuclear Physics
* Nursing (Only for Women)
* Nutrition Science
* Occupational Therapy
* Oceanography
* On Key Singing
* Organizational Behavior
* Overcomplicated Machinery Design
* Painting
* Paleontology
* Paranormal Investigation For Skeptics
* Perfection In Scatology Studies
* Performing Arts Management
* Petroleum Engineering
* Pharmaceutical Sciences
* Philosophy
* Photography
* Physical Education
* Physical Therapy
* Physics
* Physiology
* Pig Latin
* Playing Buylanders
* Playing Minecraft \*
* Pokemon Training
* Poliespo
* Political Science
* Portugese Language
* Portuguese Literature
* Portuguese Cuisine
* Potions
* Printmaking
* Product Design
* Project Management
* Psychology
* Public Administration
* Public Health
* Public Relations
* Puffy Fluffy Defense Class\*
* Puppy Potty Playtime Planning
* Ragtime Appreciation
* Real Estate Management
* Religious Studies
* Remembering Atlantis
* Renewable Energy
* Resurrecting For Dummies
* Robotics\*
* Robotics Engineering
* Russian Language and Literature
* Sales Management
* Sarcasm
* Sculpting
* Sculpture
* Silbo Gomero
* Snakes
* Social Media Marketing
* Social Work
* Sociology
* Software Development
* Solving Rubik's Cubes
* Sound Engineering
* Spanish Cuisine
* Spanish Language
* Spanish Literature
* Special Education
* Sponge Anatomy
* Spaakiness
* Sports Medicine
* Squid History
* Squid Shame
* Squidward Art
* Statistics
* Stealing Candy From A Baby
* Strategic Management
* Study of Ancient Runes
* Supply Chain Management
* Suspicious Parcel Delivery
* Sustainable Agriculture
* Systemic Semantics of Software Segmentation
* Systems (SSSSS)
* Tamil Language
* Taxation Law
* Teatime Etiquette
* Technical Writing
* Textile Design
* The Art of Blinking
* Theater Studies
* Toki Pona
* Tourism Management
* Transfiguration
* Treasure Hunting
* Twenty First Century Self Awareness
* Underground Crustacean Civilizations
* Understanding and Analysis of the Meme Revolution
* Underwater Basket Weaving Course
* Urban Planning
* Urdu Language
* Vampire Culture
* Vampire Doing
* Veterinary Medicine
* Video Game Programming
* Visual Effects
* Watching Horrible Histories
* Web Design
* Whamming and Hammering
* Wildlife Biology
* Witchcraft
* Women's Studies
* World History
* Wumbology
* Xhosa
* Xylomancy
* Xylophone Appreciation
* Yodeling
* Zombie Survival
* Zoology

## Notable Alumni

* Sir Skidlord Tentakill The First
* Skvidwurd Tantekali
* Squidbert Tentakli III
* Squidward Tenticles
* Octopus Vulgaris
* Egbert (King of Wessex)
* Kaptain Skurvy (first one to not be of the Tenticles bloodline)
* Robert Ross
* CEO of Racism
* Leonardo DiCaprio
* Leonardo da Vinci
* Donato di Niccolò di Betto Bardi (sculptor)
* Donatello (ninja)
* Nutella
* Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
* Braixen (Got a Masters in Magic and Witchcraft)
* Sonic the Hedgehog
* Scientist-San (Masters in Robotics and Bachelor's in Chemistry and Biology)
* H
* a bag of chips (NY times best selling author 1999, 2000, 2007, 2012, 2014, 2020)
* Ayden McNapkin (celebrity chef)
* Gordon Ramsey (celebrity chef)
* Morgan Freeman (celebrity VA)
* Gordon Freeman (in the flesh)
* Morgan Ramsey (...)
* G-Man (sinister and sometimes dexterous interdimensional bureaucrat)
* Remy (celebrity chef)
* The Gronch (Christmas lover, unlike his brother the Grinch)
* Micael Aruba
* canadian man (he's CANADIAN)
* Spinglebobbenheimer Squorpantenheimer (German)
* Albert Einstein
* a can of sprite
* Sandy Cheeks
* Lisa Simpson
* Lady Gaga
* Ronald McDonald
* Sheldon Dinkleberg
* Shaggy Rogers
* Satoru Iwata
* Shigeru Miyamoto
* Sussy Imposter
* Papyrus
* hank (hank)
* Fredrick "Freddy Fungus" McCap (**Bold,** Applied Economics: Tax Evasion)
* Montgomery McQueen
* Callie and Marie
* Bela Lugosi
* John Cena (Was absent most the time)
* Hatsune Miku (singer, songwriter)
* Hala Al Turk (singer, host)
* Alan Resnick (filmmaker, comedian)
* Mr. Julius Pringles (CEO)
* a bee
* Ronald Reagan
* Anthony Hawk (pro skater 2)
* Benjamin Franklin Gates (historian, cryptologist, and treasure hunter)
* Daria
* Dr. Who
* Dr. What
* Dr. When
* Dr. Where
* Dr. Why
* Dr. How
* Norbert Moses
* MountWaluigi
* some president
* X Æ A-12 Musk
* Aristocles "Plato"
* Postman Patrick
* Aradia Megido
* Awesome Guy
* Shakira (singer, songwriter)
* Pablo Picasso (painter)
* Pikachu (chosen one)
* Aang (chosen one)
* Galileo Galilei
* L (detective)
* Elmo
* Happycat
* Perry The Platypus
* Keanu Reeves (that guy)
* Steven The Seagull (model, internet sensation, influencer)
* Donkeh
* Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke
* Monika (honorary student, club president)
* Crona
* Shaggy Rogers
* Harry Potter (prodigy magician)
* Canary
* Mansa Musa
* Christopher Pratt
* Not Voldemort (Dark Arts workshop mentor)
* Jesus Christ
* AEEAEeaeeaeAFJg
* William (william henry stephen henry richard john OI henry ed ed ed rich 2 then three more henrys join our song edward edward rich the third henry henry ed again mary 1 good queen bess jimmy charles and charles and then jim will mary anna gloria george george george george will victoria edward george edward george six and queen liz two completes our mix)
* Edward Murphy (Eddiesworld creator)
* Pico (firearms creator)
* Smoking Dig-It
* Daniel Reynolds
* Numberblock 8

## Trivia

* The University's motto is *Ars Longa, Vita Brevis* ("Skillfulness takes time and life is short").
* "Sweet Victory" is the University's official anthem.
* Alumni risk getting kicked out if they are able to draw perfect circles.
* Undergarments made out of sugar paste are strictly prohibited.
* Despite being a café, the cafeteria has no sofas to avoid toenail incidents.
* A group of undead and nocturnal alumni have been reported skipping their Zoom evening classes to play Minecraft.
* Fifty dungeons reside beneath the College grounds but no one has been able to find the keys yet.
* Some Summer courses include Garbage Analysis, Dramatic Sword Fighting and Boredom Assessment.
* Students from each art department make sculptures out of decade-old chewing gum every year in honor of Squidward.
* Rooftops are only accessible during lunch hours so everyone can have their cliché, dramatic scene.
* A recent graduate is now working for SCC as their only security guard. Do not underestimate her.
* If you hit your toe on a wooden corner you get detention for damaging school property.
* Talk Like a Pirate Day is celebrated every year.
* In October, every student walks around campus dressed up as Squidward during the day. He still thinks they're honoring him.
* One of the presidents of Squidward Community College, Monika, used to own the Literature Club school just before Sayori and his friends really ruined her day when she got deleted from there, but ended up being reborn here.

## Controversies and Conspiracies

* SCC has had several public beefs with one of its business associates, Michael Rodent, who once simply stated that "Mr. Squidward and I have always had creative differences. However, I am a businessman and a visionary, not a mere frustrated artist". Mr. Rodent then proceeded to ignore several other questions regarding the copyright infringement claims made against his company, nor did he comment on the protests being held by his own employees at the time.
* On March 28, 2018 Dabbing was quietly removed from the university's programme. Since then, all students caught trying to learn, teach or mimic "the dab" will be suspended. The reason as to why this happened remains a mystery to this day.
* The Literature Club has been temporarily suspended for unknown reasons (as of September 22, 2017).
* Private emails exchanged between Mr. Squidward and one Spongebob Squarepants have recently been leaked. Twitter and Youtube have already started speculating.
* SCC of Hawaii is currently busy organizing a business party for Mr. Squidward and co.
* A image of Squidward shaking the hand of a Swagger that has yet to be identified, was leaked by a Russian Teletubby who was then expelled. This has also caused speculation.
	+ Leaked photo of said business party has been confirmed by cyber authorities to be real. Several photos were in fact found on at least a dozen google drives on various classroom computers. Many of them revealed Mr. Squidward laughing along with one Michael Rodent, shaking hands with Lord Swagger the 10th - his most recent business partner, who is currently under investigation for the death of his brother; and drinking tequila with Eugene H. Krabs, a local restaurant owner who provided catering services to the event.
	+ A foreign teletubby and former alumnus of Squidward Community College responsible for the "leaked images" was found dead in a ditch. The body was found near a run down apartment in Hawaii, close to the SCC, and they were likely skinned alive.
	+ Mr. Squidward and his business associates were initially the prime suspects, based on photo evidence, an were taken into custody for literally a day until the UnPolice decided to let them go out of the blue. While some of the "evidence" has been later proven to be fake, some criminologists are still under the impression that Mr. Squidward and co are hiding something and may have been involved in the murder.
* SCC had to temporarily shut down on August 27th. Contractors were this morning replacing the Squidward Tenticles statue with a new one - like they usually do every 5 months of so, when they realized that the soil underneath and around the statue was infested with rainbow flowers buds. Mario is in on the case and will soon take care of the situation.
* Students have reported seeing strange figures lurking outside the campus grounds during the afternoon. Security says that these are (allegedly) Dementors passing by and that no one should be at risk, since college already sucks the life out of you anyway.
	+ Though a few students have swore the creatures were furry humanoids wielding guns, but these rumors were silenced quickly.
* A student went missing a few days ago but has turned up sound and safe. College staff found them stuffed inside a vending machine eating all the skittles. Students were enraged.
* Leaky pipe problems spring up every January 28th, most of the time it's simply water, but the SCC in Soviet Russia once had a gas leak incident that led to the evacuation of the campus. No further damage is reported most of the time, but it is believed that somebody is deliberately doing this to sabotage these wonderful schools.
* When SCC hit Rome, it was sued by Elagabalus School for All Ages for having the same subjects.
* A student went missing for 5 days. He was OK, just shiny hunting Megerna.