Shrek

Shrek Safe Cheesecake III was a character best known for his run in the Shrek movies and is also well known as an obese ogre and for his absolute love and desire of Sara Lee Cheesecake, which is not relevant to the movies themselves, but is one of Shrek's favorite food to eat. For the most part, he is also really well known for pooping in his toilet whilst eating his cheesecake. Because when the taste of cheesecake fills his taste buds, it goes right down his vowels, meaning that his poop easily comes out. His well known nicknames are: Weird-Looking Green Guy, Fatty, The Ugly Green Guy, Cheesecake Dude, Hrek, Big Green Booger, and Shrekie.

## Birth & Death Details

born: october 17, 1960, his swamp, forest of illusion

died: may 13, 2015, his friends house in pensacola, florida

cause of death: heart attack

age at death: 54 years old

burial: cremated, ashes given to family or friends

## Early life

Shrek was born on October 17, 1960 in his swamp by his mother, who's name isn't known yet, with his father on their side, who's name isn't known yet as well, same with his wife on the Forest of Illusion. He was first raised in Inverness during the early 60s, which he was young at the time. He moved to Waterford, Ireland after he finished attending Worcestershire Academy in the early 1980s. In around 2008, he left Waterford, Ireland and moved to Pensacola, Florida because he had been selected to go on Main Character Judging and had won the award, and because of that, he started living in his friends house. His friend's name was Shrok, which is similar to Shrek's name, except that the "e" is replaced with the letter "o".

## Personal life

In his personal life, Shrek is normally obsessed with eating cheesecake and taking dumps in his friend's toilet. It is also known that since Shrek has a major obsession for cheesecake, he is known for having sex with it in addition to eating it. Since he has eaten so much cheesecake in his lifetime, doctors have revealed that his veins are filled with cheese instead of it being normal. In addition, they have also revealed that Shrek has diabetes, and they said that Shrek has a 45% chance to live his life. In addition to liking cheesecake and eating it in the toilet, he's also obsessed with taking dumps. At one point, Shrek got his own sewer that contains his poop. His obsessions led him to wasting his entire life eating cheesecake, taking craps, and generally just being gross. He is known to have a very short temper, and it usually occurs when he doesn't get to have cheesecake or when someone disturbs him while in the bathroom toilet. Shrek is also shown to sometimes be extremely cruel to just about everyone. He has shoved a corn-dog up his friend's butt, forced his friend to drink his diarrhea simply because he wouldn't give him toilet paper, brutally murdered other people multiple times, usually throws Shrok out of the house and makes him eat his crap on multiple occasions, and much more. He's also known for calling everyone "Donkey".

## Criminal Record

Although Shrek was billed as a normal ogre who eats cheesecake and dumps in the toilet, he has had a criminal record multiple times before in the past. On March 24, 2011, Shrek was arrested for assault by slapping his friend Shrok, knocking him out in the kitchen, and hitting him with a corn dog, which we was bailed out two days after. On June 15, 2014, he tortured a 19-year old by making him eat his diarrhea, but fortunately the 19 year old was unharmed in any other way, and Shrek was bailed one week after. On October 6, 2012, Shrek was arrested for theft after draining his friend's bank account for a new Lamborghini so he can buy cheesecake himself if his friend didn't buy him cheesecake. he was bailed 2 weeks after. And on December 6, 2014, he was also arrested for child neglection, on which he kidnapped two kids who called him fat and left them in the bathroom with the toilet filled with his crap. The kids were found a day later, and Shrek was bailed on December 15.

## Other facts

Shrek's personality may refer to the character Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers franchise. This can be further supported by his catchphrases he says such as "Get in my belly!", and "I have to take a crap!" along with his unusual eating diets. He may not love eating cheesecake specifically, but just anything having to do with cheesecake, he comes to the person's house quickly. For example, if it says Cheesecake on a Headbands card, Shrek takes the card to his friend's bathroom and puts it in a drawer. Cheesecake isn't the only food Shrek has ever eaten. He's also known to love eating McDonalds, mainly Big Macs. Despite this, Cheesecake is his food of choice. Shrek has been known to clog the toilet on more than one occasion and the resulting fallout ends up with a random persom either dying or suffocating. Shrek believes his shorts mean good luck and that his butt is an ATM. Doctors have also said that Shrek should've died years ago from eating cheesecake for most of his life. Shrek could represent "Gluttony" due to his obsession of cheesecake and never allow anyone to eat or share with him. Shrek weighs a whopping 717 pounds.

## Later years & death

Shrek has spent his later years crapping and eating cheesecake as usual since it's mostly his daily routine. He hanged out with Shrok and his other friends right before his death later on. He went on eating competitions afterwards and won them without vomiting.

On May 13, 2015, Shrek was taking a crap as part of his daily routine. He called his friend Shrok for cheesecake to eat so it can supposedly fill up his taste buds and it can go down his vowels to easily crap. Shrok talks with Shrek that he needs to eat healthy food other than cheesecake. Shrek claims that cheesecake has milk and cheese, which are good and healthy for everyone, and he says that his crap is clearing his vowels. After that, Shrek eats his cheesecake and finishes it all. After he finished eating the cheesecake, he dropped the plate of cheesecake on the ground and suffered chest pain. Shrok found him lying on the bathroom floor when he got him more toilet paper. He was immediately transferred to a hospital but he was pronounced dead before arrival. An autopsy revealed that Shrek died of a heart attack. Shrek's diabetes also played a role on his death. He ignored everyone's advice to stop eating cheesecake and to start eating healthy. Shrek was cremated and his ashes were given to either his family or friend.