Fok joo, polizei!

**"Fok joo, polizei!"** (*"Fuck you, police!"*) is an in-joke VampireMeerkat mainly shared with herself and one other friend in the last year of high school, 2008.

It was a collection of school notebook drawings, starring (an adolescent) Max Goof uttering the sentence to mostly off-screen police officers. He'd also say other, but similar things.

The point of the joke was that it combined nonsensical elements. The drawings were strange additions to the notebooks, meant for schoolwork, Max Goof had no relevancy to the subject of police, Nazis and law enforcement were used interchangeably, and the sentences Max said were always a crippled mixture of Dutch, German, and English.

## Trivia

* "Fok joo" is a literal misspelling of "fuck you", while "polizei" is the German word for "police".
* Portraying Max Goof as anti-police was likely inspired by the deleted fanfiction, Max is a Murderer; where he grows up a delinquent.
* A subtle reference to this in-joke was made in the Okami fanseries, Waka Is.

## Gallery

**Crippled dialogue: "Oh no, police! And fuck you!", Max crying in handcuffs.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "Okey... Mr. Police."**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "Fuck the police.", Max sharing a page with Spongecub Squarepaws.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "Please, police!"**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "I hate police!", Max flipping off the viewer.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "Drop dead, police!", "Where is the police!?", "Oh no, the police!"**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "Gasp! Police!"**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "Oh noes, police! I didn't kill him", a reference to Max is a Murderer.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "I smell police.", Max on the floor, tracing down police.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***In German only: "Please, police!!"**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue/German only: "Hi police...", Max apparently flirting with an officer.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "Oh no, a police!! Fuck you, mister the police!", Max panicking in front of a Nazi caricature.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "Lol! Fuck you, police!", Max confidently flipping off an officer.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "Fuck you, police! Fuck you, police!", Max parodying inappropriate cartoons from the 30s/40s.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "Hey! I didn't do anything, hey, police! My hands are clean!", Max arguing with an officer while holding a bloody knife.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "I have something against all that police.", Max suggesting a gun against a real problem.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "My shirt says 'Fuck you'. And 'police'."**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled text at the top: "I 💔 police"**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "The police hits me, just because I do teh smokingz.", the police apparently punishes Max for his addiction.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "Why I say 'police' and 'fuck you'? That I don't have an idea!"**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "SHIT! It's the police!", Max running from a Nazi army the police.**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "I'm thinking of police. And fuck you."**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)***Crippled dialogue: "Hey police! Wazzap?!"**
*(Facebook upload, December 11, 2012)*