Deserve to Reserve

**Deserve to Reserve** is episode 73b of Edward and Eric. It premiered on Kids' WB on November 17, 2001.

## Synopsis

Mandy hatches a plan to sit next to Edward on the school bus, so the boys must stop him from sitting with her.

## Cast (WIP)

* Andrew Rannells as Edward
* Josh Peck as Eric
* Wayne Grayson as Joey
* Gary Sauls as Constantinos and Mr. Goodman
* Edward Felker as Stanley
* Dan Green as Dallas
* Rachael Lillis as Mandy and Bernadette
* Mike Pollock as Principal Walker
* Tress MacNeille as Mrs. White
* Grey DeLisle as Sierra and Tamara
* Jessica DiCicco as Lola and Kimberly
* Megan Hollingshead as Gloria

## Trivia

* If one were to look closely, they can see the brochure refers to the geyser as "Lakeside's Own Zit".

## Transcript

(Outside of a public restroom, students are seen walking into the school bus)

**Mr. Goodman:** Ok, boys and girls, let's find our seats now! (in the background, Lola suggestively grins at Joey, but he growls at her) We are just mere minutes away from our exciting field trip destination!

(The bus takes off. Principal Walker and Mrs. White exit the restroom. They are shocked to find the bus gone)

**Principal Walker:** Uhh...Goodman?

**Mrs. White:** Oh dear.

(The bus is seen speeding down a road through a forest)

**Mr. Goodman:** We're almost there, at the Elderly Geezer Geyser!

(Edward is reading a brochure)

**Edward:** Wow, Eric! This is amazing! This informative park pamphlet is going over the geyser.

**Mandy:** (in a sing-song voice) Oh, Edward!

(Edward peeks)

**Eric:** What is it for the twentieth time, Mandy?

**Mandy:** Oh, never mind. (bursts into laughter)

**Eric:** Those girls are not well.

**Stanley:** Tell us something we don't know, Eric. When have girls ever been sane?

**Eric:** Uhhh...never?

**Stanley:** Exactly. In fact, Edward, do you remember the accusation fiasco?

(Edward ponders. A flashback begins in a courtroom)

**Judge:** Edward Pearson, I hereby sentence you to ten years in prison for the inhuman act of stealing a candy bar.

(Edward gets tossed into a cell)

**Edward:** But wait! I've never committed such a heinous, inexcusable crime!

(The cell slams shut. Days later, the courtroom is in session again)

**Kimberly:** I, have a confession to make, Your Honor. I was the one who stole the candy bar.

(She immediately gets tossed into the cell Edward was in. Edward exits, smiling)

**Judge:** We do NOT tolerate false accusations from women. Which Hollywood already has enough of. Consider that FIFTY years.

(Flashback ends)

**Edward:** (continues reading the brochure) No girl is the same as the other, Stanley.

**Mandy:** Edward!

**Edward:** Yes, Mandy?

**Mandy:** Do you think you could sit next to me on the way back? (giggles)

(Both the girls and boys gasp)

**Joey:** He wouldn't dare.

**Eric:** Of course he won't! How could you be so ridiculous? Edward will continue sitting next to his one and only brother - me. Sheesh.

(Then, they sigh in relief. Constantinos breathes into his inhaler)

**Dallas:** (pats his back) Take it easy. It's gonna be alright.

**Eric:** Girls. (laughs)

**Edward:** Sure thing, Mandy! (Eric stops laughing) I'll sit next to you!

**Eric:** ***WHAT?!!?***

(Everybody screams. Mr. Goodman steps on the reverse pedal)

**Mr. Goodman:** Huh?!

(The bus spins around. Constantinos breathes into his inhaler at a quicker rate. The bus crashes into the sign for the geyser, and everybody sprints out, still screaming)