NoPixel GTA 2.0 - Ryan Kindle

## Kindle Collections

The Beginning

The Return

The Occasional [Refer start of each permathon vod.] In addition, following are initial vod links streamed externally from a permathon:

* Kindle Experience: March 26th, 2020
* May 20th, 2020
* August 24th, 2020
* August 25th, 2020
* August 26th, 2020
* August 27th, 2020
* November 30th, 2020
* December 2nd, 2020
* December 4th, 2020

## Notable Characteristics

* "Not pervert"
* "Not a problem"
* "Don't worry"
* "Everything is fine"
* "Asshole"
* "Virgin all over body"
* Doesn't give a shit generally
* Down for any form of terrorism, or anything really
* Always drunk, loves vodka and drugs
* Originally a character set for a quick perma by Mehdi

## Background Story

In a rural part of Russia, Kindle is given military training from his mother country. He soon joins the FSB and prepares for his missions as an agent operating for Russia. Or maybe he just thinks all this.

## Ryan Kindle in Los Santos

**In an effort to hide his true identity and intentions as a Russian agent, Kindle 'fools' the occupants of LS into believing he is an immigrant from a small northern Canadian town. This has led him down a disastrous path of misfortune and misadventure. Essentially, Kindle is a Russian Mr. Bean secret agent.**

Ryan Kindle is a Russian sleeper agent sent to Los Santos to infiltrate the American government and Trump administration.

His adventures in LS begin with petty crime. His first order of business is to get a green card, which he can get if he legally marries an American citizen. He starts up a business as a yUber driver (originally Uber, but he was informed that name was already taken). He offers 'free' toffees and gives notable, unforgettable rides.

He borrows vehicles from Mr. Tylenol [fictional], but due to the obvious sheer incompetence of the LSPD, these vehicles are flagged as stolen for some reason and Kindle sees the inside of the prison walls on multiple occasions. "Red Dumpling" is the name he gives to the red-haired cop Emma Dupont, whose driving skills make her a bit of a formidable opponent.

As the weeks go on, Kindle finds himself in more serious situations and is name gains recognition. Eagle became a main gun connect for Kindle, buying him quantities of hundreds at a time, during an era when C2 weapons were nearly non-existent - a great contact as he sold them at a very cheap price. Kaley Doss is one of Kindle's first associates. Dillion is also an early associate; their relationship had a bit of a rocky start, since Dillion was contracted by Ms. May [JPKMoto's woman char] to get information on Kindle. Dillion chose Kindle's side and quickly became a valuable asset. Kindle, Kaley, and Dillion find themselves in some dicey situations.

Eugene Zuckerberg shows in LS and Kindle, although finding the former a bit deranged in the head initially in his infatuation that everything negative is caused by the Nazis, quickly accepts him as a close friend. Together, these two have numerous adventures.

Murphy Braun, a top lawyer in LS, approaches Kindle to contract him to discover what's in the Water Treatment Plant. He funds the tools and materials necessary for Kindle and team to do the work. This lawyer's desire to know what's in the plant leads him to live life on the edge in his illegal activity of funding terrorism - he could easily lose his license.

Eventually, Kindle's name gets around to an interested party. One day, he is kidnapped and brought to a secluded area - there, he is confronted by a man who Kindle refers later to as "Red Sock". Threatened with his life, Kindle bloods in to Red Sock. The identity of Red Sock is unknown for several months. Red Sock gives Kindle assignments he must complete.

Kindle meets Manny, and they become close friends and later housemates. Manny puts up with Kindle's bullshit and supplies him with equipment as Kindle's allocation of resources is poor.

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While hanging out with Mel, a member of Prune Gang and a friend of Eugene's, Kindle finds himself in GSF territory talking to Chef, the leader. Kindle and Chef both have respect for the other. Suddenly, a woman is spotted sneaking around: turns out it's Scarlett Winters, a detective. Oh shit. Chef requires her dead and hands her off to Kindle and Mel. After some deliberation, Kindle sends her off a dock into the ocean in the back of a van handcuffed, surprising Mel. This is an era where killing cops is serious shit. Kindle and Mel go on the run, with Mel turning himself in early. Kindle remains in hiding and chooses a plain sight cover, accepting a job as personnel security at Facebook. A stolen ID of high value, given to him by Sun Moon, allows him to temporarily adopt the identity of "Tom Davis": he molds his new identity as ex-military. He survives in this manner for a good 2 weeks before his lawyer Murphy Brawn, who also posed as Davis' boss at Facebook, intervenes and exposes his cover to the PD.

A series of women become Kindle's wives [or at least girlfriends], at the same time...crazed Chasity Dawes, robotic Gemini Chaos, forgetful Claire, dangerous Khaleesi. He needs a green card so he can stay in the country and wants a woman with wide hips for easier child-bearing for the creation of an army force.

Kindle makes up a fourth of an obvious terrorist organization "Los Santos Liberation Front", or LSLF, comprised of himself, Lang Buddha, Curtis Swoleroid, and Speedy. As before, this is still an era in which kidnapping cops is serious business. This group creates a video to send to the PD of them with a gun to park ranger Conan Clarkson's head - threatening to kill him as they point C2s in his direction and force him to communicate with the PD, led by Brittany Angel, via phone. Angel refuses to meet the terrorist group's demands and the PD effectively doesn't save Conan, who hits the floor with a flurry of C2 ammo in his body. The group was created with the idea to push the PD to be more competent, so to speak, and loosely vowed to kidnap and repeat the events of this situation on every day following. Unfortunately, the four slowly disband. [Video is created and on YouTube for film footage broadcast to PD, yet it is on private mode.]

The HOA, Home Owners Association, crosses Kindle's radar and Kindle becomes a prominent prospect. He attains the title "CT" which legally stands for "Counter Terrorist" but in reality stands for "Chief Terrorist", as the HOA is actually a terrorist group with a legal front under Matthew Payne, who provides realtor services in LS.

Kindle occasionally shows in LS and hangs with both old and new friends. He becomes a Leanbois Associate (LBA) for a short stint of 10 days.

Some weeks later, Kindle, Tony, and Brie/Cheddar force Senior Officer Toretti to join their new organization, the North Side Terrorists (NST); they film a promotional video with Toretti hailed as the leader of the terrorist cell. Kindle learns the HOA is at war with BBMC. Kindle links with Brie/Cheddar, Manny, and Wolfgang: under the NST name they create chaos at Lot Q and kidnap Officer Dan Faily for another promotional video. Lawyer Bill Maze accepts to be their lawyer as their identities were revealed associated with NST. In return, Maze requests they ensure a certain officer does not show to a certain court case. Suddenly the PD rushes their location, Maze actually fires some shots, and Kindle is caught: in for the 9s. Kindle joins forces with Manny, Brie/Cheddar, and serial killer Jasper Saxon to conduct a coordinated prison break along with CG. Also in prison at the time and assisted: Petr, Siz, Eugene, Mel, etc. It’s successful and the escapees lay low to avoid PD detection. Undercover, Kindle and Brie/Cheddar arrange Maze's kidnapping for questioning of the lawyer: after some back and forth, Maze is forced to tweet the second NST video and then given a minor injury. Members of the HOA, as well as a few others, are in the know of their identities and assist them. Another day on the run, another NST video; more kidnappings and one man blown up.

Kindle lays low long enough to outlive his warrant, then links up with Eugene, Manny, and Apples to destroy 5G towers.