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Hey, That's Illegal in These Parts

**Hey, That's Illegal in These Parts** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Where would one go to "blow a few drachmas"?

### Question Reading

"Alright, tell me, where would you go to 'blow a few drachmas'?"

### Choices

1. a flop-house in Reno

2. a bus station in New York

3. a gift store in Athens

4. a glass blower's shop

### Choice Readings

"A flop-house in Reno, a bus station in New York, a gift shop in Athens, or a glass blower's shop?"

### Choice Quotes

1. "Yeah, once my car broke down in Reno, but I think I blew a seal." [birds chirping, water splashing, seal barking]

2. sound clip

3. "If you were buying gifts in Athens, you'd have to pay in Greek drachmas."

4. "That answer blows."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"A gift store in Athens. A drachma's a kind of Greek money."
Nice Tomatoes!

**Nice Tomatoes!** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

When you pick out a plump, red beefsteak tomato and read that it was grown "hydroponically," you can feel confident that it was grown:

### Choices

1. without soil

2. by hippies

3. without fertilizer

4. without chemicals

### Choice Quotes

1. "They're grown without soil."

2. "Nice generalization."

3. [sniff] "That answer smells like fertilizer."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"That's right, they're grown in water. Did we all learn something today?"
She Married My Uncle in Vegas

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She Married MY Uncle in Vegas refers to two questions from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK about what is and isn't an antelope.

* She Married My Uncle in Vegas 1
* She Married My Uncle in Vegas 2
Somethin's Hangin'

**Somethin's Hangin'** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Which sentence indicates that the cattle rustler has been punished in a grammatically correct way?

### Choices

1. The varmint was hang.

2. We hung the varmint.

3. We hanged the varmint.

4. The varmint was hung.

### Choice Quotes

1. "'The varmint was hang?' Yeah, from the tree outside your cave."

2. "Uh, no. According to most grammar books a picture was hung, but it's different when a prisoner's involved."

3. "We hanged the varmint."

4. "Funny, that's what the girl at the saloon said. But you're wrong."
Level 746

"The Bus Trip of Horror"

Class 3

*View the project of this level!*

**Level 746**, titled as "**The Bus Trip of Horror**", is a normal level of The Scratchrooms made by naenaetoes and is notable for being its second project following Level 0 in the unofficial Scratchrooms studio. It was shared on October 12, 2021.

## Coverage

Survival Difficulty: CLASS 3

Unsafe, Unsecure, High Entity Count

### Description

Level 746 is a bus that has an infinite amount of floors. On each of these floors, you will see some of the entities on the seats provided. Sometimes you will see yourself on these seats, and there are also Almond Water provided in fridges on every floor.

This level has a custom entity, The Driver. The Driver seems to be a disfigured human with notable features such as a giant eyeball and a small one. Though The Driver is not dangerous, do not approach; doing so you will get consumed and will get added to his body.

### Entities

Dullers, Skin Stealers, Hounds, Smilers, Jerry, Facelings, Partygoers, Windows, and The Driver. These entities, especially The Driver as beforementioned, will attack you if you get close to any of them.

### Entrances

* Find a bus stop on any level and wait for a bus to come.

### Exits

* Wait for the bus in the level to stop at a stop titled "746", exit the bus when doing so. You will be sent to a random level but mostly Level 16, Level 89, and Level 90.

## References

1. ↑ https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/580723341/comments-229320318
2. ↑ https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/580723341/comments-228702764
Beastly Affairs, or Anything to Get Laid

**Beastly Affairs, or Anything to Get Laid** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

To win the favors of the lovely Lady Leda, the Greek god Zeus became which creature?

### Choices

1. a lap dog

2. a swelling swan

3. a raging bull

4. a horny toad

### Choice Quotes

1. "No, but if he was hot for her, that would have been a pretty good movie if you think about it."

2. sound clip

3. sound clip

4. "Ew, warts!"
Honest Abe's Stomping Ground

**Honest Abe's Stomping Ground** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Which of the following TV characters is NOT a native of a town called Springfield?

### Choices

1. Bart Simpson

2. Mr. Douglas from "Green Acres"

3. the Bauers from "Guiding Light®"

4. "Kitten" from "Father Knows Best"

### Choice Readings

"Bart Simpson, Mr. Douglas from 'Green Acres', the Bauers from the 'Guiding Light®', or 'Kitten' from 'Father Knows Best'?"

### Choice Quotes

1. "D'oh!"

2. "Mr. Douglas."

3. sound clip

4. "\_"

### Answer Quote

"Yeah, he moved from New York to Hooterville. It's a suburb of Huge Boob City."
Fairy Tales & Fakin' It

**Fairy Tales & Fakin' It** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

In a scandal that rocks the forest, the Three Bears allege that Goldilocks's hair is really made of "fool's gold." They say that a better name for Goldilocks would be what?

### Choices

1. Obsidianlocks

2. Pyritelocks

3. Quartzlocks

4. Sulfurlocks

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Hello little Pyritelocks."

3. "Quartzlocks. Yeah, that's the uh, hairdo that can tell time."

4. "Sulfurlocks? Gee, your hair smells like eggs."

### Answer Quote

"Pyrite is a brass colored mineral that's often mistaken for gold."
Fashion Crazes & Movies from the '80s

**Fashion Crazes & Movies from the '80s** is a Whatshisname question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"For the life of me, I cannot figure out-What is the name of this movie?"

### Question

It starred that one Sweathog® who said, "What? When? Where?" who was in that disco movie, and it started a whole Western-wear and mechanical bull-riding craze. What's it called?

### Question Reading

"Y'know, it starred that one Sweathog® who said, 'What? When? Where?' and who was in that... disco movie, and it started this whole Western-wear and mechanical bull-riding craze. What is that called?"

### Choices

1. "Blowout"

2. "True Grit"

3. "Urban Cowboy"

4. "The Electric Horseman"

### Choice Readings

"Was it called 'Blowout', 'True Grit', 'Urban Cowboy', or 'The Electric Horseman'?"

### Choice Quotes

1. [fart, explosion]

2. "No, that's the definition of one's teeth after a whole bag of Oreos."

3. "Aw, god. You probably ran out and bought cowboy boots the day after you saw it."

4. sound clip
Smelly Student Bodies

**Smelly Student Bodies** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"OK, listen carefully: They're having student body elections at James Buchanan High. Horshack wants to get elected so he gets Kotter to get Woodman to rearrange the voting district so that the Sweathogs are the only ones in the district in which he's running."

### Choices

1. red herring

2. gerrymandering

3. jurisdiction

4. the electoral college

### Choice Quotes

1. "Uh, I think you better get your herring tested."

2. "Gerrymandering."

3. sound clip

4. "The electoral college. No, that's where Barbarino wants to major in computer repair."

### Answer Quote

"Changing political districts to favor one candidate over another."
Cartoons & Fancy Weddings

**Cartoons & Fancy Weddings** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Alright, the word née means 'by birth.' Or in more colloquial terms, 'formerly known as.'"

### Question

If each of the following cartoon characters sent out wedding announcements, which of these would be INCORRECT?

### Question Reading

"Now, if each of the following cartoon characters sent out wedding announcements, which of these would be INCORRECT?"

### Choices

1. Donald Duck® née Quacky

2. Mickey Mouse® née Mortimer Mouse

3. Goofy® née Dippy Dawg

4. Pluto® née Rover

### Choice Quotes

1. "Donald Duck has always been known as Donald."

2. \*imitating Mickey's voice\* "Nope! Mickey Mouse's original name was Mortimer Mouse." [beat] "Ho man, that imitation sucked."

3. sound clip

4. "Bad dog!"
"Full House" & Frozen Meat

**"Full House" & Frozen Meat** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Oh, no! The cast of "Full House" is accidentally trapped in a meat locker. At what temperature will they be the coldest?

### Choices

1. 0° Kelvin

2. 0° Centigrade

3. 0° Fahrenheit

4. 0° Celsius

### Choice Quotes

1. "\_"

2. sound clip

3. [someone breathes in and sneezes] "Did someone sneeze?"

4. "No, they'd be warmest at this temperature. Is today opposite day at your house?"

### Answer Quote

"Theoretically, at 0° Kelvin, every molecule in their bodies would stop moving. Even in those damn twins.
Jack Tripper & Schoolyard Tomfoolery

**Jack Tripper & Schoolyard Tomfoolery** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Imagine, if you will, a hilarious episode of "Three's Company®," in which the gals give Jack a "budgie." What do they do to Jack?

### Question Reading

"Imagine, if you will, a hilarious episode of "Three's Company®," in which the gals gave Jack a 'budgie.' What do they do to Jack?"

### Choices

1. yank his underwear up to his shoulders

2. give him a pet bird

3. stick his head in the toilet and flush

4. give him a heavy coat

### Choice Quotes

1. "No, that's a wedgie. Guess you're due for one."

2. "A pet bird."

3. NATE: No! Didn't you go to junior high school? That's a swirlie. [toilet flush, guy exclaiming "Ngah! cut it out, cut it out!"]

4. "Give him a heavy coat. Boy, big stab in the dark on that one, huh?"

### Answer Quote

"Course the question is, what did the three of them *do* with the budgie?"
Mrs. Robinson "Revisited"

**Mrs. Robinson "Revisited"** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. high school teacher

3. music teacher

4. construction worker

### Choice Readings

"A prostitute, a high school teacher, a music teacher, or a construction worker?"

### Choice Quotes

1. "No, I think she'd be more likely to say, 'Mmmmmhey little boy, give me some sugar.'"

2. "No fudge brownies for you. Straight to naptime."

3. "Your music teacher."

4. NATE: A construction worker with positive reinforcement?

CONSTRUCTION WORKER: Hey, Charlie, nice job with that ventilation duct. You deserve some fudge.

### Answer Quote

"'Every good boy deserves fudge' is a mnemonic device for remembering the order of notes on a musical staff."
No Wonder He Wears a Mask

**No Wonder He Wears a Mask** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Native American Tonto used to refer to his partner affectionately as Kemosabe."

### Question

The name "kemo sabe" was supposed to mean "faithful friend," but in the Navajo tongue it actually means what?

### Choices

1. white shirt

2. wet lizard

3. soggy shrub

4. dances with difficulty

### Choice Quotes

1. "Nah, I think that's an Apache."

2. "Wet lizard? No, they don't have that kind of a relationship."

3. "How, soggy shrub."

4. "All I can say is: katanka."

### Answer Quote

"Now what I want to know is why Tonto calls the Lone Ranger a wet bush."
She Married My Uncle in Vegas 2

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For the similarly titled question also from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK, see She Married My Uncle in Vegas 1.

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**She Married My Uncle in Vegas** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Choices

1. chub

2. pewee

3. bastard toadflax

4. dik-dik

### Choice Quotes

1. "Is that a chub in your aquarium, or are you just happy to see me?"

2. "Nope. That's an olive gray North American fly catcher. Whip that out at a cocktail party."

3. "No, but you might hear people yelling that after stepping in some toadflax."

4. "The dik-dik."

### Answer Quote

"It's a very... small... African antelope."
Big Men in Bigger Hats

**Big Men in Bigger Hats** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Remember the Ponderosa? Well, what if the Ponderosa boys decided that since every woman they come across gets killed off, and since they already live with a bunch of other men they might as well become priests?"

### Question

If Hoss assumes the rank just below "Pope," what will he be?

### Question Reading

"Now if Hoss assumes the rank just below 'Pope,' what will he be?"

### Choices

1. Deacon Hoss

2. Bishop Hoss

3. Cardinal Hoss

4. the Right Reverend Hoss

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. sound clip

3. "Cardinal Hoss."

4. "Nope, you picked the wrong reverend."

### Answer Quote

"Yeah, just imagine him riding up on the Ponderosa in the Popemobile."
Bullfights & the French Tourist Board

**Bullfights & the French Tourist Board** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If French tourists at a bullfight in Madrid heard shouts of "olé!" what would they logically do next if they took the shouts literally?

### Choices

1. become insulted

2. shower the matador with milk

3. stand up and take a bow

4. start singing

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "In French, 'olé' means 'with milk'."

3. "Yeah, sit down, you're wrong."

4. "And you know what they start singing? 🎶I'M WRONG, I CRIED.🎶"
The Rock Cycle

* The rock cycle is a continuous process in which rocks are formed, transformed, and reformed.
* It is an important aspect of the geosphere as it allows for the creation of base layers and structures of the geosphere.
* It includes three main types of rocks: igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic. According to the Centre for Science Education, igneous rocks are formed as a result of the cooling and crystallization of molten material.
* Sedimentary rocks are formed through the weathering of existing rocks and the deposition and cementation of these sediments to form sedimentary rocks.
* Metamorphic rocks are formed when existing rocks undergo the process of metamorphism (heat and pressure).

* The rock cycle interacts with other earth cycles such as the water cycle (an active part of the hydrosphere). Here the sediments for weathered rocks can be transported and deposited into oceans and seas via rivers. Sedimentary rocks in the oceans interact carbon cycle, which is associated with the atmosphere, as they act as a carbon sink by storing carbon.
Communications & "Gilligan's Island"

**Communications & "Gilligan's Island"** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"OK, listen up. Imagine a Gilligan's Island episode in which Gilligan rows to the middle of the lagoon to try to save his fellow castaways."

### Question

The Professor says he'll contact Gilligan in "semaphore." What happens next?

### Choices

1. They hook up on an island in southeast Asia.

2. The Professor contacts Gilligan at 4:30.

3. The Professor sends Gilligan flag signals.

4. The Professor puts on a slinky dress.

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Gee, just in time for Skipper's 5 o'clock rubdown."

3. "\_"

4. "Not that there's anything wrong with that, uh... but no."
Gee, What's That Smell?

**Gee, What's That Smell?** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Perfume often contains the valuable and fragrant substance "ambergris." What is it?

### Choices

1. frog spit

2. snake oil

3. sperm whale excrement

4. pig pee

### Choice Quotes

1. [frog ribbiting, hocking and spitting]

2. sound clip

3. "Accumulation from the intestines of sperm whales."

4. [pig oinking, whizzing, unknown creature giggling]

### Answer Quote

"Boy honey, you smell great tonight."

"Thanks dear, it's my new perfume, Eau du Whale Crap."
Pre-Juvenile Delinquents

**Pre-Juvenile Delinquents** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If your unborn child wants to climb out of the womb and steal a VCR without leaving fingerprints, she'd better do it:

### Question Reading

"If your unborn chi-" [laugh] "If your unborn child wants to climb out of the womb and steal a VCR without leaving fingerprints, she'd better do it:"

### Choices

1. early in the first trimester

2. by the middle of the second trimester

3. anytime before her eighth month in the womb

4. during birth

### Choice Quotes

1. "Fingerprints develop at three months on a fetus."

2. sound clip

3. "No but, y-you think the fetus wants that VCR so she can have a womb with a view?"

4. "Ooh, I think your water just broke." [sounds of water flowing, an unknown creature cooing, and wind blowing]

### Answer Quote

"Now here's what I wanna know, I wanna know that kid's gonna get that VCR back into the womb."
A Most Unusual Pet

**A Most Unusual Pet** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. your building's "super"

3. a host of a Saturday morning children's show

4. a zookeeper

2. "A petcock is a valve used to drain a pipe or a radiator."

3. sound clip

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"Well, Mr. Johnson, uh looks like your uh petcock uh, here is stuck uh maybe if I uh... Mind if i jiggle it a little?"
Do the "Monster Mash"

**Do the "Monster Mash"** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. vampire bat

3. werebeast

4. witch hazel

2. "Vampire bat. You're probably expecting some common involving the word 'suck' right about now, are ya?"

3. "Werebeasts. Don't actually exist."

4. "It's real and, it would sure be a great sitcom. Sort of a Hazel meets Bewitched kinda thing."

### Answer Quote

"Although that's kinda what I'm like in the morning before my first cup of coffee."
One of These Things Is Not like the Others

**One of These Things Is Not like the Others** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Choices

1. Brady kids

2. "Charlie's Angels®" over five seasons

3. Walton children

4. Village People®

### Choice Quotes

1. "Hello? 🎶Here's the story...🎶 What, mommy didn't let you watch TV?"

2. "You forgot Tiffany Welles, didn't ya?"

3. "The Walton kids."

4. "🎶Y-M-C-Wrong!🎶"

### Answer Quote

[talking fast] "Good night, Ben. Good night, Elizabeth. Good night, Erin. Good night, Jason. Good night, Jim Bob. Good night, John-boy. Good night, Mary Ellen."
Goons & Sea Creatures

**Goons & Sea Creatures** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"OK, imagine you're playin' hockey for the Detroit Redwings. You've just scored the winning goal which earns your team a birth in the Stanley Cup finals."

### Question

All of a sudden, a drunken spectator tosses a dead octopus onto the ice. As an experienced pro athlete, what should you conclude from this?

### Question Reading

"Whoa! All of a sudden, a drunken spectator tosses a dead octopus onto the ice. As an experienced pro athlete, what should you conclude from this?"

### Choices

1. The spectator is engaging in a football ritual.

2. The spectator is protesting your team's win.

3. The spectator hopes you win the Stanley Cup.

4. Your team is playing the Vancouver Squids.

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "No, if a hockey fan's protesting your win, he'll just throw a blunt object at your head."

3. "You got it! He's a big fan."

4. "Funny, I always thought it was the Vancouver Canucks."

### Answer Quote

"Yeah, the octopus is an old hockey tradition dating back to when it took eight playoff victories to win the Stanley Cup. That's right, eight games, eight legs. Whatever."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"The spectator hopes you win the cup. See, the octopus is an old hockey tradition dating back to when there were eight games in the Stanley Cup finals. That's right, eight games, eight legs. Whatever."
Oral Hygiene & British Landmarks

**Oral Hygiene & British Landmarks** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If you wanted to brush your teeth with the same whitening agent that makes the White Cliffs of Dover so clean and bright, what would you use?

### Choices

1. cocaine

2. chalk

3. salt

4. limestone

### Choice Quotes

1. "Euh! Mmmy mouth feels so tingly!"

2. "Chalk."

3. sound clip

4. "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to put rocks in your mouth?"

### Answer Quote

"Okay everybody, grab a handful of eraser dust and start brushing."
I'll Have a Glass of "Mucos," Please

**I'll Have a Glass of "Mucos," Please** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.*

### Opening Quote

"Boy, nothin' better on a hot day than a nice cold glass of Mucos. Oh yes, Mucos. An actual soft drink from Japan."

### Question

Which of the following products DOESN'T actually exist?

### Choices

1. Krapp (toilet paper from Sweden)

2. Trim Pecker (pants from Japan)

3. Pshitt (soft drink from France)

4. Scroties (candy from Ghana)

### Choices Reading

"Krapp, Trim Pecker, Pshitt, or Scroties?"

### Choice Quotes

1. "Oh yes, Krapp is toilet paper from Sweden, and try their new facial tissue, 'Boogers'!"

2. sound clip

3. "Ze absolumo fantastique garçon, nosing goes down better on a hot day than a cool glass of Pshitt."

4. "Scroties."

### Trivia

The files of this question contain an audio clip of Nate talking to an employee about the name of another product in Sweden.

NATE: Krapp. [laughs to himself, then gasps] Wonder w-what they call uh-tampons in Sweden?

???: Bloodies.
Rome Wasn't Built by a Geography Teacher

**Rome Wasn't Built by a Geography Teacher** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If Romulus and Remus, the twins that founded Rome, were helped by their kid brother, Rhombus, what shape might the boundary of Rome have?

### Choices

1. ellipse

2. parallelogram

3. dodecahedron

4. right triangle

### Choice Readings

"An ellipse, a parallelogram, a dodecahedron, or a right triangle?"

### Choice Quotes

1. "No, ellipse is the name of Rhombus's speech impediment."

2. "Rhombus seems a bit anal."

3. "Twelve sided figure? Maybe you should start doin' sit ups."

4. "Right triangle. Wrong answer."

### Answer Quote

"Specifically, a parallelogram with four equal sides, but no right angles."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"A parallelogram. A rhombus is a parallelogram: four equal sides, but no right angles."
Breakfast Cereal & the Undead

**Breakfast Cereal & the Undead** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Every kid knows the classic triumvirate of sugary monster cereals: Frankenberry®, Booberry® and Count Chocula®. What was the discontinued fourth monster cereal?

### Question Reading

"Now every kid knows the classic triumvirate of the sugary monster cereals: Frankenberry®, Booberry® and Count Chocula®. But what was the discontinued fourth monster cereal?"

### Choices

1. Rice Crypties®

2. Cinnamon Corpse Crunch®

3. Fruit Brute®

4. Vanilla Godzilla®

### Choice Quotes

1. "Just add milk, and listen to it moan!" [moaning]

2. "You mean the cereal filled with rigor motis oats and rasins? No, that's not it."

3. "Fruit Brute. The werewolf cereal."

4. "Uh, Vanilla Godzilla? No. I think he was- that... discontinued rapper from Japan."
Speak Up, I Think You're Dead

**Speak Up, I Think You're Dead** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Henry David Thoreau, prolific author and creator of the wilderness classic Walden was unfortunately not so prolific on his death bed."

### Choices

1. "Trees everywhere."

2. "Moose. Indian."

3. "Bye, now."

4. "Mom, make me a sandwich."

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Moose. Indian."

3. "Bye, now." [beat] "Bye, now."

4. "No, but wouldn't that have been great?"

### Answer Quote

"God, don't ya wonder what the hell he was thinkin'?"
A Hero for the '90s

**A Hero for the '90s** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Let's say D.C. comics proudly introduced a new superhero called "Inertia Man." Of the following, which superhero power would you expect he'd be LACKING?

### Question Reading

"Alright, let's say D.C. comics proudly introduced a new superhero called 'Inertia Man.' Of the following, which superhero power would you expect he'd be LACKING?"

### Choices

1. ability to move in same direction for hours

2. ability to remain still even when pushed

3. ability to go so slowly you barely notice

4. ability to melt rocks with his x-ray vision

### Choice Readings

"Ability to remain still even when pushed, ability to move in same direction for hours, ability to resist even needed change, or ability to go so slowly you barely notice?"

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Even Inertia Man can't keep still when pushed!"

3. "No, but why don't you look at your score and tell me if you can notice this:"

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"A body at rest tends to remain at rest until acted upon by an outside force, and a body in motion... Wouldn't you like to know. Sicko."
Henry VIII & Frank Drebin

**Henry VIII & Frank Drebin** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. wives of Henry VIII

3. Ivy League schools

4. televised episodes of "Police Squad"

2. "Nope, he had six wives and two varieties: Headed and beheaded."

3. "Eight Ivy Leaguers."

4. "Sorry chief, only six episodes."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"Yes, eight of America's biggest snob-factories. And I should know, cause I went to one."
Comic Strips & Pain Relievers

**Comic Strips & Pain Relievers** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If you translated their names to English, which comic strip characters might appreciate a couple of pain relievers and an ice bag?

### Choices

1. Emperor Ming and Dr. Zarkov

2. Calvin and Hobbes

3. the Katzenjammer Kids

4. the Bumsteads

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. sound clip

3. "Katzenjammer."

4. "Someone gave you a bum steer."
"Get Smart®" & Phalanges

**"Get Smart®" & Phalanges** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Max is kidnapped by KAOS agents who break one of his "digits" every day for a "fortnight." At the end, how many unbroken digits does he have left?

### Choices

1. three

2. six

3. thirteen

4. eighty-six

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Max has twenty fingers and toes (or digits), and a fortnight is two weeks. So, twenty digits minus fourteen days is:"

3. "If you never thought 13 was unlucky, think again."

4. "Whoo, you don't know what a fortnight or a digit is, do ya?"

### Correct Answer Reveal Quote

"Max has twenty fingers and toes, (or digits) and a fortnight is two weeks. So, twenty digits minus fourteen days is:"
Critters & Calculators

**Critters & Calculators** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Is it possible that the television series The Beverly Hillbillies was written on a pocket calculator? See for yourself."

### Question

Which is the only word that can NOT be spelled out on an upside-down pocket calculator?

### Choices

1. oil

2. hillbillies

3. silly

4. Ellie

### Choice Quotes

1. "Sorry, you can spell 'oil.' Slick."

2. "Believe it or not, you can spell 'hillbillies' on a calculator. Of course, if you are a hillbilly that may be all you can do with a calculator."

3. "Whoo boy!"

4. "No, you can spell 'Ellie.' And you can spell 'boobs' too. Coincidence? I think not."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"Silly. Now run and get your calculator and I want you to show me how you can make a letter 'Y'."
I Cannot Tell a Lye

**I Cannot Tell a Lye** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If your friend wants to show you his proficiency at "lycanthropy," what should you do beforehand, just in case?

### Choices

1. wait 'til it's nice out

2. borrow a crash helmet

3. stock up on silver bullets

4. fill your ears with cotton

### Choice Quotes

1. "Looks like heavy showers in your forecast."

2. sound clip

3. sound clip

4. "Huh? What'd ya say?"

### Answer Quote

"That's right, your friend's turning into a werewolf."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"Stock up on silver bullets. Lycanthropy is the practice of turning into a werewolf, if that's what you're into."
Guys Who Talk to Their Dogs

**Guys Who Talk to Their Dogs** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If Charlie Brown®'s head is a perfect circle with a "radius" of two inches, what is the "diameter" of his head?

### Question Reading

"If Charlie Brown®'s head is a perfect circle with a 'radius' of two inches, then what's the 'diameter?'"

### Choices

1. one inch

2. two inches

3. four inches

4. eight inches

### Choice Quotes

1. "Good grief."

2. "Hey blockhead, reread the question."

3. "Alright, before I go any further don't expect me to be impressed that you took fifth grade math."

4. "I gotta tell ya, I seriously doubt anything on Charlie Brown is eight inches long."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"Four inches. The radius goes halfway across his skull, The diameter goes the whole way."
Manufacturing & the Five Senses

**Manufacturing & the Five Senses** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If you drove by a business called "The Olfactory," you might guess that they manufacture prosthetic what?

### Choices

1. eyes

2. noses

3. ears

4. tongues

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Prosthetic noses."

3. sound clip

4. "No, but a nice prosthetic tongue might make you real popular."

### Correct Answer Reveal Quote

"Your olfactory sense is your sense of smell."
Infectious Diseases & Household Products

**Infectious Diseases & Household Products** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Now, I want you to imagine this hilarious episode of Three's Company."

### Question

Sexually promiscuous Larry mistakenly asks for the Clapper® for his birthday because he thinks it will help protect him from what?

### Choices

1. darkness

2. measles

3. malaria

4. gonorrhea

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Oh, that's cute. You're so naive."

3. sound clip

4. "Yeah, Larry thought he could just go:" [clapping twice] "And suddenly his little problem would be gone."

### Answer Quote

"Yeah, I think it's time somebody told Larry about antibiotics."
Great Balls of Fire

**Great Balls of Fire** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. abnormally faint for its high density

3. composed entirely of burning helium

4. located in the constellation Tatoo

2. "Abnormally faint, cause it's near gravitational collapse."

3. "No, but I'll bet you know a lot about burning gasses." [poot, striking match, man screaming "NO!", fart, explosion]

4. [offmic, echo] "Boss! De dwarf, de dwarf!"

### Answer Quote

"And you know how when you're a few billion years old you're pretty tired. You're ready to collapse."
Lethal Weapon XX: The Christmas Kiss

**Lethal Weapon XX: The Christmas Kiss** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Which of the following couples should be scared to kiss under the mistletoe at Christmas?

### Choices

1. Mr. and Mrs. Chrysanthemum

2. Mr. and Mrs. Sidewalk

3. Mr. and Mrs. Badger

4. Mr. and Mrs. Appletree

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Ooh. Hope you didn't break your mother's back, cause you just stepped on a crack."

3. sound clip

4. "The Appletrees."

### Answer Quote

"Mistletoe's a tree parasite. It'd be like you kissing under some Christmas tapeworm."
Spam®, Spam®, Spam®, Spam®!

**Spam®, Spam®, Spam®, Spam®!** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

The "am" in SPAM® is from the word "ham." Where is the "sp" from?

### Choices

1. spreadable

2. special

3. spores

4. spiced

### Choice Quotes

1. "You'd think so. You'd be wrong, but you'd think so."

2. sound clip

3. "Spores? You talkin' about Spam or you talkin' about spushrooms?"

4. "Spam is spiced ham."

### Answer Quote

"Not to be confused with Spork, the uh- s-fork spoon thing you get at KFC."
Shakespeare & the Tabloids

**Shakespeare & the Tabloids** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Which of the following titles might you find on a factually correct "National Enquirer®" article about "Romeo and Juliet"?

### Choices

1. "Gang Violence at the Castle"

2. "Teenagers Found in Double Suicide"

3. "Swiss Teens Run Amuck"

4. "Teenagers Prove Life After Death"

### Choice Quotes

1. "Guess you musta' seen the 'Bloods & Crips' production of Romeo & Juliet."

2. "'Teenagers Found in Double Suicide.'"

3. [echo] "Yodelayhe-wrong."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"And we've got the pictures to prove it."

## Similar

* Bigfoot Stole My Pancreas
* Those Wacky Royals
Keep That Out of There

**Keep That Out of There** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

In what orifice will you find a "hammer," "anvil" and "stirrup"?

### Choices

1. the ear

2. the elbow

3. the mouth

4. the nostril

### Choice Quotes

1. "The ear."

2. "Perhaps you're... unclear on the concept of an orifice?"

3. "I bet you were very popular in high school."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"Those little tools are all part of your auditory system."
Hey, Where Are You Sticking That Hand?

**Hey, Where Are You Sticking That Hand?** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Which of the following is a "Sesame Street®" Muppet® inspired by a real-life person?

### Choices

1. Senator Walter Mongoose®

2. "Red-Spotted Newt" Gingrich®

3. H. Ross Parrot®

4. Mayor Ed Conch®

### Choice Quotes

1. "Senator Walter Mongoose? Who would that be based on? Oh! Right. Totally forgot about him."

2. [offmic] "TIMBER!" [tree collapsing, ground impact]

3. "H. Ross Parrot®."

4. "Sure, 42nd Street, Sesame Street, what's the difference?"

### Answer Quote

"He's small, he's got a high voice, and he's annoying as hell. Just like a real parrot."
Ménage à Sept

**Ménage à Sept** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. Grouchy, Mean, Cry-Baby

3. Insipid, Merry, Soporific

4. Surgeon, Rotund, Cheerful

2. "You weren't very happy as a child, were you?"

3. "Insipid, Merry, and Soporific."

4. "Rotund? Oh yeah, you must be referring to, uh― the uh― fourth dwarf, Porker."

### Answer Quote

"That's Dopey, Happy and Sleepy, to you less uh... literary types."
James Bond® & Alternate Modes of Transportation

**James Bond® & Alternate Modes of Transportation** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Because they were created by the same author, you might expect to see a movie in which 007® trades in his sports car for which of these?

### Choices

1. Black Beauty

2. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

3. the SS Minnow

4. Aladdin's magic carpet

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang."

3. "Sorry Gilligan, you're goin' down, little buddy."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"My name is Bond. Chitty Chitty Bond Bond."
Bathroom Anagrams

"**Bathroom Anagrams**" is a question from *YOU DON’T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Which 20th-century poet's name can form the anagram "toilets"?

### Choices

1. Walt Whitman

2. Sylvia Plath

3. e.e. cummings

4. T.S. Eliot

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Sylvia Plath? She never used a toilet, she went in a bell jar."

3. "No. And that's with a capital "N".

4. “T.S. Eliot.”
In the Prime of Life

**In the Prime of Life** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Of the Bradys, the Waltons®, the Partridges and the Cleavers, which family has a number of children that is NOT a prime number?

### Choices

1. Cleavers

2. Waltons

3. Bradys

4. Partridges

### Choice Readings

"The Cleavers, the Waltons®, the Bradys, or the Partridges?"

### Choice Quotes

1. "Nope, June had only two kids. Two is a prime number."

2. "Mhm. Good night, John-Boy."

3. "The Bradys."

4. "Five is a prime number, wh-what are you counting the bus?"

### Answer Quote

"Six is not a prime number, but it is, much more than a hunch."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"The Bradys. They had six kids, you can divide six by either two or three without a remainder so it's not a prime number. Might wanna remember that if you ever take AP Arithmetic."
Oz & Oxidation

**Oz & Oxidation** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

On the way to the Emerald City, which "Wizard of Oz®" character has a recurring problem with "oxidation"?

### Choices

1. the Scarecrow

2. Dorothy

3. the Tin Man

4. the Cowardly Lion

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Just repeat to yourself, 'There's no place like home.'"

3. "The Tin Man."

4. "No, he's just a total wuss."

### Answer Quote

"Now, he never admitted it, but, uh you could tell he had a pretty serious oxidation problem because he kept getting rusty."
Level 6

"The Endless Field"

A picture of Level 6.

**Safe, Secure, Devoid of Entities**

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**Level 6**, titled as "**The Endless Field**", is the seventh normal level of The Scratchrooms created by ancientdebris. It was shared on October 11, 2021.

## Coverage

### Description

Level 6 is a seemingly endless field with crops growing in all directions. This level is one of the most safe. As the crops that grow here are edible when cooked, eating them raw dehydrates you.

There are some houses scattered around the level, the houses can contain Almond Water and some basic supplies, such as tents and sleeping bags.

### Colonies and Outposts

There are 67 known colonies here. Most of which are just a few tents scattered around a fire. There are some big outposts here, the biggest being the T.S.E Colony, which currently has 342 members. Most of the outposts are within 3 miles of spawn, the T.S.E colony being 4.1 miles from spawn.

### Entrances

#### Main ways

* Go to a building in Level 23 with a sign above saying "SH0P" with a "0", then purchase (or steal) a tent from there and sleep in it, you will wake up in Level 6 when leaving the tent.
* Entering a farm building in Level 5 will send you here.

#### Luck-based ways

* Sitting on a bench in Level 6.5 for 1 hour has a 1 in 100 chance of teleporting you to level.

### Exits

* Climbing up to the top of a power pole will teleport you to Level 6.5, be careful not to touch the power cables.
* Noclip through a tree to reach Level 7, the noclip is suprisingly easy.
Call the Fashion Police

**Call the Fashion Police** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If "Vogue®" were doing an article on fashion statements of the Victorian era, which of these might be featured in the article?

### Choices

1. nipple rings

2. polyester

3. shorts

4. tattoos

### Choice Quotes

1. "Actually worn in the Victorian era."

2. sound clip

3. "Are you kidding? We're talking about the-the-the reign of Queen Victoria here! There are the people who put skirts on table legs."

4. "So, so-so Emily Dickinson got drunk one night and had 'Mom' tattooed on her chest. I don't think so."

### Answer Quote

"That's right. You freaks wearing nipple rings, you think you're original? Uh-uh. Might take a hundred years, but fashion always comes back around."
Ooh, Don't Eat the Brown Ones!

**Ooh, Don't Eat the Brown Ones!** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. "... then eats through your stomach."®

3. "... after considerable effort."®

4. "... not in your hands."®

### Choice Readings

"'... like chocolate sunshine.'® '... then eat through your stomach.'® '... after considerable effort.'® or, '... not in your hands.'®"

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. sound clip

3. "Sorry, keep suckin."

4. "Not in your hands."

### Answer Quote

"Imagine that. a whole marketing campaign which basically said: 'Eat our candy and you'll stay clean.'"
Rip van Winkler

**Rip van Winkler** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Imagine if Fonzie fell asleep in 1958 and slept for 37 years. Now he wakes up, and his whole world has changed."

### Question

Fortunately, there's one familiar Chrysler® model still in production. What is it?

### Question Reading

"But fortunately, there's one familiar Chrysler® model still in production. Which one is it?"

### Choices

1. Newport®

2. Imperial®

3. 300®

4. Windsor®

### Choice Readings

"Is it the Newport®, the Imperial®, the 300®, or the Chrysler Windsor®?"

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "The Chrysler Imperial."

3. sound clip

4. sound clip
Love Among the Ruins

**Love Among the Ruins** is a personal ad question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

ME: WF, porcelain-like skin, 6'10" goddess. YOU: JM, 18' tall, young and war-like with marble skin. Enjoy fine art and nudist resorts. Sz doesn't count. Would enjoy cuddling, but can't hug.

### Question Reading

"Me: white female, porcelain-like skin, 6'10" goddess. YOU: Jewish male, 18' tall, young and war-like with marble skin. Enjoy fine art and nudist resorts. Size doesn't count. Would enjoy cuddling, but can't hug."

### Choices

1. da Vinci's "Mona Lisa" and bust of Nefertiti

2. Botticelli's "Venus" and Lincoln's Memorial

3. Michelangelo's "Pieta" and Rodin's "Thinker"

4. Venus de Milo and Michelangelo's "David"

### Choice Quotes

1. "No, that would be SWF ISO SWFH. (Single White Female In Search of Single White Female Head)"

2. sound clip

3. "Uh, no, that would be a threeway."

4. "Venus de Milo and David."

### Answer Quote

"Both statues are nudes, and the reason Venus can't hug is cause uh, she doesn't have any arms."
Old Peanuts

**Old Peanuts** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If the "Peanuts®" gang had aged as they should have, and Charlie Brown learned that his beloved "Little, Red-Headed Girl" now has "osteomalacia," what should he call her?

### Question Reading

"Now, if the 'Peanuts®' gang had aged as they should have, and Charlie Brown learned that his beloved 'Little, Red-Headed Girl' now had 'osteomalacia,' what should he call her?"

### Choices

1. the Little, Patchy, Red-Headed Girl

2. the Little, Soft-Boned Girl

3. Little Big Gums

4. "Lucy" Bowels

### Choice Quotes

1. "Oh, no. You must be thinkin' of her cousin: the Little Psoriasis Girl."

2. "the Little, Soft-Boned Girl."

3. sound clip

4. "'Lucy' Bowels?" [someone blowing a raspberry] "You should have that checked."
Broadway & Lagomorphs

**Broadway & Lagomorphs** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If a production of "Hair" called "Hare" opened on Broadway, you'd expect the star to be a what?

### Choices

1. cottontail rabbit

2. jackrabbit

3. angora rabbit

4. pygmy rabbit

### Choice Quotes

1. "You are hoppin' down the wrong bunny trail my friend."

2. "Jackrabbit, the only hare in the bunch."

3. sound clip

4. "Hey, don't get short with me."

### Answer Quote

"Hares and rabbits are not the same thing."

### Correct Answer Reveal Quote

"How ironic. The jackrabbits, are not rabbits, But hares."
Ring Around Thine Collar

**Ring Around Thine Collar** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

Lady Macbeth would probably be most interested in which of the following cleaning products?

### Choices

1. toilet bowl cleaner

2. glass cleaner

3. air freshener

4. spot remover

### Choice Quotes

1. "Perhaps you're thinking of King Rear."

2. sound clip

3. "OOhff! Somethin' stinks around here! Oh! Must be your answer."

4. "It removes those damned spots."

### Answer Quote

VA: Forget all the waters of the Nile. It gets out chocolate, mustard, and murderous blood.

LADY MACBETH: And leaves my hands silky smooth.

### Alternate Answer Quote

NATE: Spot remover. You might remember in her mad scene, she was freakin' out about the imaginary blood stains on her hands?

LADY MACBETH: Out, damned spot! Out!
Small Town Sheriffs & Poetry

**Small Town Sheriffs & Poetry** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Opening Quote

"Kay now, I want you to tell me what kind of poetry is the following an example of."

### Question

Deputy Barney/Sheriff Andy is the best/Aunt Bee bake bread now

### Choices

1. couplet

2. haiku

3. sonnet

4. tone poem

### Choice Readings

"Is that a couplet, haiku, a sonnet, or a tone poem?"

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. "Haiku."

3. "Hey, sorry. You're about 11 lines too short, Shakespeare."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"It's a particular Japanese poetic form. Usually it has somewhat different subject matter, but whatever."
Fast Food Politics

**Fast Food Politics** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

2. Grimace®

3. Hamburglar®

4. Sergeant McFry®

### Choice Quotes

1. "Mayor McCheese? What are you talkin' about? The guy is the mayor for cryin' out loud!"

2. "What? Just cause he's purple, he doesn't care about his community?"

3. "No, you might find him there but y'know what's up with the McDonaldland, uh justice parole system? Cause that guy's always on the lam."

4. "There is no Sergeant McFry."
Monticello, East Side... Same Diff

**Monticello, East Side... Same Diff** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If our third President came back to life during the late '70s and early '80s and was flipping through the "TV Guide™," what show might he assume was about him?

### Choices

1. "Dear John®"

2. "Live from Lincoln Center®"

3. "Charles in Charge®"

4. "The Jeffersons®"

### Choice Readings

"'Dear John®', 'Live from the Lincoln Center®', 'Charles in Charge®', or 'The Jeffersons®'?"

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. sound clip

3. "Oh. Yeah. Our third president. Chachi."

4. "Yeah. President Thomas Jefferson might well assume 'The Jeffersons' was about him."

### Answer Quote

"Until he actually saw the show. And then he might think it was starring some of his great great great grandchildren."

### Alternate Answer Quote

"The Jeffersons. Maybe you never heard of him. Thomas Jefferson, third president, pretty good writer?"
Fred, Barney & Lunchmeat

**Fred, Barney & Lunchmeat** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

We all know Fred Flintstone® loved his Brontosaurus burgers. Which of these dinosaurs would have loved to have slapped Fred's ass into a kaiser roll?

### Choices

1. allosaurus

2. brachiosaurus

3. stegosaurus

4. triceratops

### Choice Quotes

1. "Allosaurus."

2. brachiosaurus

3. sound clip

4. "Tricera-NOT."

### Trivia

The fourth answer quote was used in Dead Things.
Car Culture

**Car Culture** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

In 1940, Chrysler® offered the "Highlander" option on its New Yorker model, featuring Scottish plaid upholstery. What was the other ethnic option package available?

### Choices

1. "Navajo" with Indian blanket upholstery

2. "Samurai" with silk kimono upholstery

3. "Islander" with Hawaiian print upholstery

4. "Fatherlander" with lederhosen upholstery

### Choice Quotes

1. "The Navajo."

2. sound clip

3. "As they say on the beautiful island of Oahu: No."

4. "Nein."

### Answer Quote

"Although I hear they had some 'reservations' about that one."
Baked Goods & the Height-Challenged

**Baked Goods & the Height-Challenged** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Choices

1. nomadic

2. semi-nomadic

3. migratory

4. arboreal

### Choice Quotes

1. "Nomadic? What, do you think they lug those big uh, cookie stoves around with them?"

2. "You're not even semi-close."

3. "Migratory? What-what do they fly south during the off-cookie months?"

4. "They're arboreal.

### Answer Quote

"Cause they live in a tree. They're up there making cookies for Keebler."
Nutty Sitcom Actors & Bodily Fluids

**Nutty Sitcom Actors & Bodily Fluids** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If Jack Tripper, goofy chef on TV's "Three's Company®," were to "micturate" on your shoe, what would be on your shoe?

### Choices

1. vomit

2. milk

3. blood

4. urine

### Choice Quotes

1. "Give up, chuck?"

2. "Uhhhhhh, that would be lactate."

3. sound clip

4. "Urine."
Prisons & the Big Band Era

**Prisons & the Big Band Era** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

If you say it once, it's a function of your vocal cords. If you say it twice, it's the name of a prison. If you say it three times, it's a hit from the big band era. What is it?

### Choices

1. speak

2. Leavenworth

3. sing

4. mood

### Choice Quotes

1. sound clip

2. sound clip

3. "Sing."

4. sound clip

### Answer Quote

"Very useful if you wanted to sing 'Sing Sing Sing' at Sing Sing."
Bedtime for Baby Bonzo

**Bedtime for Baby Bonzo** is a question from *YOU DON'T KNOW JACK*.

### Question

You can steal candy from almost any baby. But if you want to steal a baboon heart, whom must you find?

### Choices

1. Baby Fae

2. Baby Jessica

3. Baby Huey

4. Baby M

### Choice Quotes

1. "Baby Fae."

2. [echo] "Nooooooooooooooooooo! She's the one that fell down a well!"

3. "Uh no, Baby Huey is a cartoon character. He's a big duck in a diaper."

4. "Nope, Baby M is one of those custody battle babies."

### Answer Quote

"She had a baboon heart put into her chest but, unfortunately Baby Fae did not make it."