Darkman

### Aliases

Dumb Ass, Annoying, an Obnoxious Limp Dick Wanker, the Physical Embodiment of the phrase "In Over His Head"

### Affiliation

Syntaktis (claimed), Revelation Rangers (formerly)

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

> I'm sorry, who the fuck?
>
> Enigma.

**Arnold Bernadine**, also known as **Darkman**, is an average Human who pretends to be apart of the Syntaktis.

## Personality

Before his Darkman persona, Arnold was incredibly socially inept. He would only open up at the worst possible points and make the situation worse. Some people, such as Reagan Collins, would consider him to be "an obnoxious limp dick wanker."

After he gained a mask, nothing really changed. The only semblance of change was that he was more willing to "spout shit out of his mouth" just because he was hiding behind a mask.

## Powers and Abilities

* **Human Physiology**: Darkman has the physiology of an average human. Darkman doesn't exercise all that much, if at all, so he has the strength of a skinny senior high school student. This doesn't mean he can't fight, as many humans are able to fight supernatural being merely by learning how to fight. Below you will be able to read about his fighting ability.
* **Average Knowledge of Combat**: The only knowledge that Darkman has on combat is whatever he got from watching Batman movies. He knows to punch the opponent until they're on the ground. This has gotten him into a lot of trouble, however he seems to survive as everyone about to kill him spare him because they feel really bad for him.

## History

As a child, Arnold would constantly watch the animated series *Batman*. He had a dream to be a crime fighting vigilante just like his hero. Unfortunately, he never really tried to go beyond the physical description of average in both intelligence and strength.

At the age of 22, Arnold's parents kicked him out of their house for being lazy, never getting a job, and overall being annoying. When he was at his worst point, he heard a mysterious voice say "You're the founder of the Syntaktis." While he didn't know what the Syntaktis was at all, this made him feel powerful. He decided to put on a red hoodie, buy a mask from the dollar store, and take up vigilantism under the pseudonym Darkman.

Unfortunately, Arnold is terrible at being a hero. He keeps getting into fights he can't win and sometimes even gets into fights with people who didn't commit any crime. In almost every instance, he would lose and return to his three star hotel bloody and bruised. Considering he lives in the United States, it is incredibly likely that if he keeps this up he will die, and to quote, "like the dip shit he is."

## Myths and Legends

Darkman was originally an article made by Stoian catalin of the Gods and Demons Wiki. The article claimed that "darkman is the first and mysterious founder of syntaktis." This is despite the fact that the Syntaktis are supposed to be a physical embodiment of the real life writers and readers of the GaD wiki manifesting themselves in the fictional universe. This was eventually reworked by Nayerb into a joke character.

## Quotes

> The dude keeps trying to insert himself into my friend group. I felt bad at first, so I decided to strike up conversation with him. Turns out he has some of the worst opinions of all time, he genuinely made me think of moving to a different country.
>
> Reagan Collins.

> Bloody wanker, I'd rather hang out with Satan, the Devil himself seems to have better opinions on minorities.
>
> Carl Black.

> That guy makes me seem rational and calm. I would talk about him further, however the words I would use to describe him would insult the gods themselves, so I'd rather not.
>
> Matt Wright.