Parcark

* EvilThena
* Discord

> i hope you guys like my dickbutzgey fanfiction please like subscribe leave kudos
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> - Parcark on April 19 2022

Absolutely unhinged Aussie who I am personally afraid of. Has probably killed before and will probably kill again. I fear they are in my walls at all times, please send help.

## Backstory

Parcark apparently created her Discord in 2016. Who knows what they were up to before this server was created. Probably something evil.

### First Message

Their first message was in response to server owner Ich commenting on several Reddit users' attempts to remove the heart between Phoenix and Edgeworth on r/place after they were moved to the left side of the Hollow Knight bench:

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yeah they're doing it pretty quick too *-* *Sent April 2 2022*

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Indeed they were, Parcark. Indeed they were. Thankfully it all turned out okay in the end.

### Presence in the Server

Parcark was a frequent participant in the Jackbox games that were popular in the weeks following the end of r/place. Additionally, they are known to sometimes join voice chat and silently judge those within as they go on inane tangents.

She has also been a contributor to many User pages on this Wiki so far, doing lots of backstory snooping through old Twitter posts and uncovering the darkest secrets of those who dwell on the plAce Attorney server. I guess it fits for someone whose name is "ip grabber"...

### Arcs

Parcark has been present for the following arcs:

1. Ass Attorneys (alternate accounts)
2. probably more that I can't remember, craig please add details

## Iconic Moments

### Nightmare Edgeworth

Parcark is most well-known for their infamous blunder of posting an image of Nightmare from FNAF 4 along with the following caption:

> oh yeah someone else mentioned it too, but suekane is the one that convinced shu takumi to change edgeworth's design from this to his current form
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> - Parcark on April 9 2022

This is widely cited by many to be one of their favorite out-of-context quotes, and is highly iconic. Every time I see this image, my heart is filled with immense joy. Thank you for bringing this into existence, Parcark.

### John Phoenix

On 5/9/2022, server members Nny, Catcow, and Rea were in a voice call reading shitty Ace Attorney fanfiction found on AO3. After finding an obscure series about an OC named "John Phoenix", who was allegedly Phoenix Wright's nephew, they posted several screenshots of the series to the channel #🎨│out-of-context-quotes. Immediately following this, without joining voice call, Parcark asked "are you guys reading john phoenix?".

Everybody was shooketh. The ground trembled and the heavens screamed. In further explanation, Parcark posted the following information across four messages:

> john phoenix is like, the best thing to grace this earth. his origin story is amazing
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> it says john phoenix on that first quote and I know what john phoenix is
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> I have friends who make fancases on a site graced with the presence of the man who made john phoenix
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> and also john phoenix is canon to an ace attorney interp I like made by a good friend of mine
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> - Parcark addressing public freak-out on May 9 2022

Given that the John Phoenix series regularly has hit counts of less than 50 on AO3, this was an extremely unexpected and hilarious coincidence. Afterwards, Parcark was able to provide insight and wisdom about the origins and development of the John Phoenix character:

> he exists because there was a dude who would write fanfic of himself x rayfa and it was very explicit from what I remember and he is a pedo and the dude who made john phoenix kept commenting on all his fanfictions that his OC was better. and one day the dude replied to him like "what's his name who is he" and stuff and so the dude make john phoenix but just kept Adding to it. and john phoenix is very popular and other people write stories about him and he is so awesome
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>  that's all I know of him but my friends would know more about him, I haven't actually read any of the stories (yet)
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Despite the already rapturous enthusiasm with which the fanfiction was read, this only improved the experience. Thank you for imparting your knowledge of this blessed series, Parcark.

## Family

Due to Parcark's alternate name of "EVILthena", they have Athena Cykes as their mother. As a result, this makes Metis their grandmother, and Trucy and Ema as their aunts (as they are apparently siblings to Athena, which I did not know about before). Since Athena is canonically about 13 years old, it can be assumed that EVILthena sprang from her head in a similar fashion to the goddess Athena in Greek mythology.

## Relationships

Due to her evil nature, EVILthena entered a relationship with the alt of Dahlia Hawthorne soon after she joined the server. However, this alt was quickly morphed in Dick Gumshoe. However, the marriage remains. Therefore, Parcark is married to Dick Gumshoe even though he has like 3 other crushes and they never interact. I love a happy ending.

Parcark is canonically, no i didn't make this up, besties with ME (catcow) 😘

## References

1. ↑ The John Phoenix series, written by AO3 user Locked\_Attorney.