Carl's Ultimate Streaming Service

Carl's Ultimate Streaming Service (CUSS) is a corporation founded by Carl Barron and Emile Giscard Forestier. It appears in Carl's Unorthodox Sequential Spite and concisely in Life and Death.

## Primary Authority Figures

* Carl Barron (founder and CEO) [1989 - 2006]
* Emile Giscard Forestier (co-founder and COO) [1989 - 1993]
* Daisy Kinley (CIO) [1989 - 1991]
* Charlotte Merriwether (CFO) [1989 - 1998]

## Products

In November 1989, Carl started off with selling movies and TV Shows he bought during the Barron Video Rentals phase. A month later, they started selling Carl's Ultimate Streaming Service Entertainment System (CUSSES) which everyone refers to as "a CUSS", this was extremely successful for the company. In 1996, they created the CUSS Video Game System (CUSSVGS) with a dozen original games, this also sold an incredible amount of sales.

## Originals

### Dance, Play, Win!

The first ever original TV Show was "Dance, Play, Win!", hosted by Oprav Ubezhishche and Skorbya Ubezhishche, it is a game show where would set to premier on July 23rd 1990 on CUSS Systems featuring our good Russian refugee friends as hosts, Oprav, wearing the blue bear costume, would be officially named “Dubdoub” and Skorbya, the yellow bear costume, dubbed as “Imbeesh”. The first episode consists of 10 children competing for a grand prize of 100 thousand dollars, since Carl wipes his ass with that “insignificant” amount of money, and to ascertain that, the children would be going through a 3 round game: the first round “Round 1” is answering slightly difficult, all the while still possible-to-answer questions, the second round “Semi-Finals” is where the kids dance and the one with the two highest ranking dance moves rated by the two hosts wins. The final round, “Finals” would consist of a rap battle between the two remaining contestants, which obviously was made for the goofs and laughs. However, it would unexpectedly and abruptly end on July 16th 1992 after the deaths of the two hosts.

### Jerome Hall Drive

Jerome Hall Drive is a 1995 drama film turned TV series that conveys the backstory of Carl Barron during his childhood in the titular location of Jerome Hall Drive with Charlotte Meriiwether as the deuteragonist. Since the target audience is young children, Carl leaves out details like the death of Charmaine and his mother's death.

### Kiddy Park

Kiddy Park is a bi-daily infant show that aired on CUSSES and Nick Toons between 1997 and 2006 displays nursery rhymes with characters animated in CGI. However, in reality, the nursery rhymes are rituals from the YoY Cult. This show is extremely popular with children that have bad parents.

### Carl's WACKY Adventures!

This is a cartoon that debuted in 1994 depicting the adventures of not, Carl Barron, but the turtle mascot also named Carl who goes on "wacky adventures" with his best friend named "YoY" who looks exactly like his real-life counterpart. You can tell what the purpose of this cartoon is.

## List of Incidents

### Maternal Mortality

On Christmas day of 1991, the CIO of CUSS, Daisy Kinley was in labor. Carl drove to the nearest hospital and waited hours for the baby to be birthed. However, as soon as the cries of Kinley have halted, Carl rushed into the hospital room and found his wife dying with a baby boy in her hands, she wants him to torture the baby for the rest of his life.

### The Deaths of Oprav and Skorbya Ubezhishche

On July 16 1992, a whole week prior to the 2-year-anniversery of Dance, Play, Win! Oprav and Skorbya ascended to the 4th floor by the means of the CUSS HQ elevator and knocked aggressively on the door. After a little bit of waiting, Carl opened the door and they found him holding a somewhat malnourished infant, “Salutations, my dear employees, what the fu- I mean what it that you need is?” he uttered in a rather blaring tone. “You not give me enough money for daughter! We cannot love in condition!”, said the desperate man. Skorbya notices that the baby that Carl is holding is physically unhealthy and points it out to him, these two discrepancies cause a large and pugnacious back in forth between the couple and Carl. Good thing Candice and Micheal were playing with YoY in their bedroom so they wouldn’t have to see or hear this. He doesn’t want to argue with them anymore and he needs to end by any means necessary, therefore he took the matter to his own hands and dropped Matthew on the ground, this sparked shock among the employees, and subsequently ran inside his bedroom and returned with a pistol.

They both raised their arms up in surrender, yet that wasn’t enough for Barron’s mercilessness. Carl fired a bullet into Oprav’s skull, killing him in a matter of femtoseconds. Skorbya looked down at her late husband whose death she lamentably witnessed, she kneeled down on the ground and sobbed, since Carl didn’t want any witnesses he shot her aswell thus rendering her as deceased. He did not regret it, this generated a whole bunch of dopamine. Carl told YoY, who was excitedly watching the altercation, to use his “benevolence” to erase his fingerprints from the corpses and to blame it on a random employee. Moreover, to lash out his anger, Carl told YoY to somehow curse their daughter into making her life miserable as well since the family is already doomed to begin with.

In the following hours of the day, this incident became widespread information since the two hosts of the most popular game show on television and CUSSES were found murdered in the office of an employee named Phineas Gonzalez who was incarcerated after the analysis of compelling evidence, such as fingerprints on the murder weapon and the victims. Gonzalez pleaded for the police not to send him to prison since his parents needed retirement money and how someone named “YoY” will curse them for eternity. Due to this double murder, the “Dance, Play, Win!” show has been cancelled and all of episodes were taken off of store shelves and will no longer be played on CUSSES and national television, which took a large beating to CUSS’s stock. A large funeral was planned throughout the entire rest of July and August for the two hosts so they can honor them conscientiously. It took place on August 30th 1992 and was attended by the CUSS employees, the avid viewers of the game show, and even Candice and Micheal Barron. However, it wasn’t attended by their daughter, for some reason, and Carl Barron, the CEO.

### The 1992 Sharmont Blaze Incident

This is the incident in which the Kinley family's house was set ablaze by Carl Barron. The only survivor was Amber Kinley who witnessed the perpetrator at first hand. She went on to be adopted by one Andrew Bishop who was an agent at the Malek Anti-Lawbreaking Crook Organization and in the following years, she became a very high ranking officer in the agency.

### The 1993 Deforestation

Ok CUSS didn't cause any deforestation but this refers to the co-founder and COO Emile Giscard Forestier's "death" in New Years of 1993 but in reality he left CUSS in and went back to France. Charlotte was told by Emile to lie about his death to Carl.

### The True Deforestation of 1998

Carl reads a newspaper in which conveys that Forestier never died and became successful without CUSS. This ruined the marriage between Charlotte and Carl which instigated Carl to murder Emile and so he did. Emile's disappearance was never solved and it remained a mystery up until 2017.

### Deregisteration of CUSS

Matthew goes on to post an image of him and Mortis to which everyone thinks it's either photoshop or a lookalike. This prompted Matthew to not post on Flairblaze, or any social platform once again. That was until... CUSS's deregistration on September 1st 2006, was caused by accumulated lawsuits, horrible treatment for non-YoY cult employees, budgetary deficit, diminishing sales, and most of all, the founder has gone more insane than usual. Two days before, an undercover detective named Blake Douglas disguised as an interviewer to get deeper into CUSS, Douglas claimed to have entered a room filled to the brim with pictures of the well-known and well-feared entity known as YoY and the detective even claimed to have witnessed it talking to him, Barron tried to cover it up but Douglas knew better, therefore he informed the Sharmont Police Department and the Malek Anti-Lawbreaking Crook Organization.

This initiated a huge investigation by both the aforementioned SPD and YEA inside the 62-floor CUSS Department. They found and arrested multiple YoY cult members and found evidence of previously unsolved cases. They found dry blood stains hidden under a water cooler, they identified the blood belonging to Skorbya Ubezichshe, right beside the stain, and the found three finger prints all belonging to Carl Barron. Not only that but they also found an empty orange canister in the backrooms of the same floor, it was ridden with Carl Barron’s finger prints. Amber Kinley, who was a previous victim of a house fire, was working as an agent at Y.E.A investigating the department, noticed that the canister resembled the exact same one she saw 14 years ago, she immediately connected it to the 1992 Sharmont Blaze Incident and declared that the culprit she always thought was named “Jonathon Gooch” turned out to be the former family friend, Carl Barron. The police were beyond a doubt that Barron was guilty of these two incidents, yet they could not find him, his step-children, or YoY anywhere, not even in their mansion, their whereabouts were unknown and it seemed that he ran away after the “interview”. All we know is that Phineas Gonzalez, the original suspect behind the Ubezhishche murders was released from prison with a million-dollar compensation and is a free man today.

This event dumbfounded Matthew and he had to voice his bewilderment somewhere, he posted his statement on every single platform he had, including Flairblaze.