2005 Palm Mile 300!

The 2005 Palm Mile 300 Is Known For The Most Crashes In Any Known Piston Cup Race To This Day! Lee Revkins Won It! 20 Cars Finished This Race! On Lap 1 Chick Hicks Spun Ruby Oaks But Ruby Still Raced! On Lap 4 Ruby Blew A Tire And Took Out Him And Slider Petrolski! On Lap 14 Chick Hicks Crashed Lightning McQueen But McQueen Saved It Off Of Davey Apex Who Crashed! On Lap 19 Chick Hicks Wrecked Darren Leadfoot And Was Parked By The Piston Cup Officials For Wreckless Driving! Chick Was Furious And Knocked Over A Gas Can In Manny Flywheel's Pit Box While He Was Pitting And It Blew Up And Started A Fire! Everyone Was Okay But Since Manny's Pitbox Was Burned He Was Out On Lap 28! Chick Was Suspended A Race And Replaced By His Nice Younger Brother Slick Hicks His Backup Racer! On Lap 51 Lightning McQueen Blew A Tire While Leading And Crashed Second Place The King As Well! On Lap 109 Johnny Blamer Wrecked And Took Out 4 Others Of Billy Oilchanger, Ponchy Wipeout, Claude Scruggs, And Kevin Racingtire! On Lap 129 Kevin Shiftright Blew An Engine And Had Winford, Greg, Haul, And Dale Junior Pile Into Him! On Lap 190 Rusty Cornfuel, Todd, Ralph, And Brush Crashed! Lee Revkins And Others Survived All The Chaos And Won After Being On Game The Last Few Racers!

## Lap 1 Ruby Oaks Spin/ Lap 4 Ruby Oaks And Slider Petrolski Crash!

Bob: OH NO THAT IS CHICK HICKS TAKING OUT RUBY OAKS ON LAP 1!

Darrell: He Does Not Hit Anything But Will Have To Restart In The Back!

(On Track!)

Ruby: NO CHICK!

Chick: Ruby You Stink Bad!

Ruby: YOU ARE WORSE CHICK! EVERY RACE YOU WON IS A FLUKE!

Chick: YOU DO NOT HAVE A STRAIGHT MIND OF THINKING THAT YOU HAVE ONLY WON FEW RACES IN YOUR CAREER!

(Lap 4 Ruby And Slider Crash!)

Bob: OH RUBY OAKS BLOWS A TIRE AND TAKES OUT SLIDER PETROLSKI!

(On Track!)

Ruby: OH NOT MY TIRE!

Slider: AH! \*Gets Hit\* NO!

Ruby: I AM BLAMING CHICK!

Chick: Wow! Loser!

## Lap 14 Lightning Save But Davey Crash!

Bob: OH CHICK BATTLING LIGHTNING FOR FIRST!

Darrell: RODEO GUYS!

(On Track!)

Chick: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU ROOKIE!

Lightning: Urg! No One Even Likes You And I Can See Why!

Chick: YOU ARE ANNOYING ROOKIE! \*Hits Lightning\*

Lightning: WOAH! \*Hits Davey And Saves It\*

Davey: AH! \*Crashes\*

Lightning: Sorry Davey!

Davey: Its Fine! It Is Chick's Fault!

Chick: THE MORE MADDER I GET THE LESS RACERS IN THIS RACE!

## Lap 19 Chick Wrecks Darren And Gets Parked And Blows Pit Row Box Of Manny Flywheel!

Bob: Chick The Leader Followed By Lightning, The King Strip Weathers, Lee Revkins, And Dirkson D'Agostino!

Darrell: Chick Catching Those Lap Cars!

(On Track!)

Chick: MOVE LAP CAR DARREN!

Darren: I Am Already Out Of Your Way!

Chick: Nope!

Darren: You Keep Switching Lanes To Have A Darn Excuse To Wreck Me!

Chick: HEY! \*Bashes Darren\*

Darren: YOU ARE THE DOWNRIGHT WORST PISTON CUP RACER TO EVER LIVE!

Chick: HA!

Darren: YES! I SAVED IT CHICK!

Chick: HEY YOUR A LAP CAR SO STOP TRYING TO RE PASS ME!

Darren: \*Passes Chick\*

Chick: THAT ROOKIE IS CATCHING ME! \*Crashes Darren\*

Darren: NO I ALMOST ENDED THE CHICK ERA!

Chick: HA LOSER!

Piston Cup Official Car: CHICK YOU HAVE BEEN PARKED FOR THIS RACE!

Chick: NO!

(Chick Blows Up Manny's Pit Box!)

(Next To Manny's Pit While Manny Taking A Pit Stop!)

Chick: URG! I WILL KEEP CRASHING OFF THE TRACK! \*Knocks Over Manny's Gas Can\*

Manny: Do You Guys Smell Fuel?

(Gas Can Blows Up And Starts Fire!)

Manny: \*Gets Launched Into The Air And Lands\* AH OH NO IS EVERYONE OKAY!?

Manny's Crew: Yeah!

Chick: HA!

Security: CHICK HICKS YOU ARE TO BE ESCORTED OUT OF PALM MILE RACEWAY AND SUSPENDED A RACE!

Chick: NO!

## Lap 51 Lightning And The King Crash!

Bob: THE LEADER MCQUEEN CRASHES AFTER BLOWING A TIRE!

Darrell: OH THE KING STRIP WEATHERS CRASHES INTO HIM AND BOTH ARE OUT OF THIS RACE!

## Lap 109 Pile Up #1!

Bob: Lee Revkins Battling Out With Chuck Armstrong For The Lead!

Darrell: TROUBLE JOHNNY BLAMER HAS CRASHED!

Bob: BILLY OILCHANGER, PONCHY WIPEOUT, CLAUDE SCRUGGS, AND NOW KEVIN RACINGTIRE PILE IN!

Darrell: WOAH SMOKING!

Bob: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

Darrell: NO CLUE!

Bob: Well! All Of These Racers Are Out Of This Race!

## Lap 129 Pile Up #2!

Bob: KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT BLOWS AN ENGINE!

Darrell: BIG HITS AS WINFORD, GREG, HAUL, AND DALE EARNHARDT JUNIOR CRASH INTO HIM!

Bob: This Race Has Had Many Crashes

Darrell: SHOOT THIS ALL STARTED WITH CHICK AND NOW EVERYONE IS CRASHING!

## Lap 190 Pile Up #3!

Bob: HARD HIT BY RUSTY CORNFUEL AND TODD MARCUS AS BRUSH CURBER PILES UP WITH RALPH CARLOW!

Darrell: THIS RACE IS AWFUL!

Bob: Depends Who You Are.

Darrell: Huh?

Bob: Well if You Like Crashes Then\_

Darrell: YOU LIKE THE CRASHES!?

Bob: No I Said That\_

Darrell: YOU MONSTER BOB ARG!

Bob: Why Even Bother Now.

## Finish Of A Crash Filled Race!

Bob: LEE REVKINS WINS THE CRASH FILLED RECORD PISTON CUP RACE IN HISTORY AT PALM MILE RACEWAY!

Darrell: AMAZING BY THE TRANSBERRY JUICE 63 RACER TODAY AT PALM MILE!

(On Track!)

Lee Revkins: YES IS WON THE RACE AND MADE IT PASSED EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!

Transberry Juice Crew Chief: GREAT JOB REVKINS YOU HAVE BEEN AMAZING THE LAST FEW RACES AND FINALLY WON IN 2005!

(End Of The Transcript!)

## Results!

1. Lee Revkins - 200 Laps
2. Chuck Armstrong - 200 Laps
3. Dirkson D'Agsotino - 200 Laps
4. James Cleanair - 200 Laps
5. Eugene Carburski - 200 Laps
6. Crusty Rotor - 200 Laps
7. Ernie Gearson - 200 Laps
8. Murray Clutchburn - 200 Laps
9. Ryan Shields - 200 Laps
10. Floyd Mulvihill - 200 Laps
11. Misti Motorkrass - 200 Laps
12. Mac Icar - 200 Laps
13. Aiken Axler - 200 Laps
14. Sage VanDerSpin - 200 Laps
15. Ralph Carlow - 190 Laps (Lap 190 Pile Up!)
16. Brush Curber - 190 Laps (Lap 190 Pile Up!)
17. Todd Marcus - 190 Laps (Lap 190 Pile Up!)
18. Rusty Cornfuel - 190 Laps (Lap 190 Pile Up!)
19. Dale Earnhardt Junior - 129 Laps (Lap 129 Pile Up!)
20. Haul Inngas - 129 Laps (Lap 129 Pile Up!)
21. Greg Candyman - 129 Laps (Lap 129 Pile Up!)
22. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 129 Laps (Lap 129 Pile Up!)
23. Kevin Shiftright - 129 Laps (Lap 129 Pile Up!)
24. Kevin - 109 Laps (Lap 109 Pile Up!)
25. Claude Scruggs - 109 Laps (Lap 109 Pile Up!)
26. Ponchy Wipeout - 109 Laps (Lap 109 Pile Up!)
27. Billy Oilchanger - 109 Laps (Lap 109 Pile Up!)
28. Johnny Blamer 109 Laps (Lap 109 Pile Up!)
29. The King Strip Weathers - 51 Laps (Lap 51 Calm Crash!)
30. Lightning McQueen - 51 Laps (Lap 51 Calm Crash!)
31. Manny Flywheel - 19 Laps (Lap 19 Pit Road Fire!)
32. Chick Hicks - 19 Laps (Lap 19 Parked Out!)
33. Darren Leadfoot - 19 Laps (Lap 19 Crashed Out!)
34. Davey Apex - 14 Laps (Lap 14 Crashed Out!)
35. Slider Petrolski - 4 Laps (Lap 4 Hard Crash!)
36. Ruby Oaks - 4 Laps (Lap 4 Hard Crash!)