The Month Of September, In It's Entirety (Year One, Part Four)

**The Month Of September, In Its Entirety** or **Year One, Part Four** (stylized in lowercase) is the fourth chapter of year one and fifth chapter overall of We Have A Whore For A President

## Plot

George is at a school in Florida reading to children, thinking this was the easiest thing he has done in the past nine months. Despite this, he felt intimidated by Cheney and had to watch his every move so he wouldn't be upset with him.

While he is reading, someone taps Karl on the shoulder and whispers something in his ear, after, he looked at George with a fearful expression. Laura gave him a thumbs up, as she thought he was doing good with his reading. George began answering questions from the children when Karl came over and whispered what was said in his ear to George, which was simply:

"Don't make a face. America is under attack. We'll talk more later."

He wonders what that means, and promptly ends his questions with the children and leaves the room. From here on, he just runs through the hallways of the school until Karl and the others tell him to stop. Karl tells him that he can't leave the school because it's dangerous. George tells him that he wants to get back to Washington. Condi tells the both of them to keep their voices down

While walking back to the classroom, someone calls out for him multiple times. After realizing that it's Laura, he runs off again in the direction he hears her voice. He eventually gets separated from the group in the pursuit to find her. After running for a while, he finds her sobbing on the floor near the bathrooms. Trying to console her, she cries and tells him to never leave her again. The group ends up finding the two of them due two Laura's loud and almost inhuman sounding wailing and just standing in silence while she continues to cry. She asks about her children, who were still at the White House at the time this was happening. George tells her that they should be in the bunker since that's where he would go and would be accompanied by the secret service if he was there. She disregards this information stating that they are her children and questions what the secret service would do.

Rumsfeld obtains the new report that the towers have collapsed and that a plane hit the Pentagon. Laura screams once more. George tells the group that they were going to leave, but not leave the school, and told them to get the motorcade ready. Rumsfeld and Cheney stayed behind.

Another plane, which was rumored for the White House, or the capital building ended up crashing into an open field in Pennsylvania. Airports have been shut down for the next week, taxi services were stopped, some schools were closing, and first responders of all kinds were taking off work in their states to help in New York.

They arrive back at the White House, and Laura searches for her children. They make it to the bunker and force themselves in, pushing away the secret service members, Laura hugs a frightened Jenna while George hugs Pierce. Pierce, however, didn't hug her father back, but only began to cry and slowly slid out of his grasp and sat on the floor. He promises the two that he won't ever leave them again. It is revealed that Laura has separation and abandonment issues, and some of that has been passed down and is present in both of their children. It is also revealed that the girls had been in the bunker for up to, or more than five hours.

Rumsfeld has already given a speech about the event, and George is about to do the same. Many world leaders have sent their condolences in the short amount of time after the event, including Vladimir Putin.

> Our first meeting wasn't a typical one, therefore, I would like to propose another one, any time, your place. I have heard about the temporary ban on aircrafts following this event, I shall wait. - part of Putin's letter
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at George takes his letter as a proposal for a date. He begins to question why he would do such a thing when a terrorist attack happened less than twelve hours ago. He just held the letter in his hand, but slowly began to catch feelings for him. He asks himself did Putin see the erection he had in front of him during their first meeting, and it would have been impossible for him not to see it, and that would be the only reason why he would write a letter like that. He grabs the paper and a pen in a similar style to his daughter, Pierce, and writes a letter of his own. It takes a total of three times to write the letter before he tosses it in the trash to prepare for his speech to the nation.

The room is full of cameras, members of his cabinet, his wife, and his children as he begins his speech. His speech outlines the events that took place, how the country, as well as the world, is responding to it, and how they can act in the future.

> "And on behalf of the American people, I thank the many world leaders who have called to offer their condolences and assistance. America and our friends and allies join with all those who want peace and security in the world, and we stand together to win the war against terrorism." - part of Bush's speech that he disagrees with
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Bush only received two letters from other world leaders, one from Tony Blair, and one from the Canadian Prime Minister, whom he hadn't met.

As he ends his speech, everyone leaves the room but Cheney. He asks him if he's a queer. George yells at him saying he scared him. Cheney presses this and tells him to answer the question, and George realizes that he saw the paper meant for Putin. George comes from around his desk and tells him repeatedly that the letter was a joke, but Cheney doesn't believe any of it. They argue back and forth until George tells him to not tell anyone. Cheney only agrees to this if he does what he wanted to do to Putin to him. Bush mentally thought that it was nice that he wanted to have sex with him, but wondered why at this time.

Cheney berates George, then accuses him of wanting Putin to have sex with him. Cheney began walking toward George until George couldn't walk back any further. Cheney admired his body and slipped his arms around his waist. To George's surprise, Cheney grabbed his penis, causing him to lurch forward and direct his full attention to the ceiling.

Finally, Cheney tells him to do what he wanted to do with Putin to him.

The author simply tells us to fill in the blanks and that they aren't going to write another sex scene. They also called us animals.

## Appearances

George W. Bush

Laura Bush

Dick Cheney

Donald Rumsfeld

Condoleezza Rice

Karl Rove

Pierce Bush

Jenna Bush

Vladimir Putin (through writing)

Tony Blair (mentioned)

## Notes Made By Author

Top: "nothing major, but tw for really everything revolving the event, and anxiety"

Bottom: "this took forever, but there's one or two more until year two!"

## Trivia

* This chapter uses the actual transcript of Bush's speech to the nation after 9/11.
* This is the longest chapter title to date.
* Although George kept telling Cheney he didn't know what he meant when he said "do what you wanted to do with Vladimir to me", he thought that it was nice that Cheney wanted to have sex with him in the first place, indirectly indicating that George wanted to have sex with Putin.
* It is confirmed that the two do engage in sexual intercourse in the next chapter.