Felix Honikker/Dialogue

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* Ep 1
* Ep 2
* Ep 3 Prologue
* Ep 3 Childhood's End
* Delirium
* Heaven's Gate

### Dissection Room

*Introduction*

* Ugh… I don’t need anyone to look after me, uncle Huxley.
* Hi. If you want to make it through the day, don’t you dare invade my personal space.

*Interacting with the seventh bookshelf*

* If “IQ” stands for “Imbecility Quotient”, the title is rather accurate.

*Interacting with the tenth bookshelf*

* Actually, no. We can develop symptoms similar to a human cold, though.

### Chem Lab

*Interacting with the door*

* Wait here.

*Inside the room*

* Pretty much. Stuff usually blows up in there so it has restricted access

### Test lab

*Interacting with the door*

* I can open these.

*Inside the room*

* A specimen for research and an organ supply. Look but do not touch.

### Choice Room

*Interacting with the door*

* Move aside.

*Interacting with a door*

* Want to check?

### Outside

*Interacting with the door*

* You and your curiosity… Fine, I’ll open it.

*Inside the room*

* Satisfied?

*Interacting with the pink box*

* Utterly cheesy.

### Library

*Interacting with the second bookshelf*

* “The Manly Art of Cross-Stitching” sounds contradicting.
* Uncle tries to appear less menacing to the patients suffering from airborne diseases, apparently.
* Not that it is working.

*Interacting with the third bookshelf*

* “English Orthography” “Neuroanatomy Atlas” “Earth Religions” Satisfied?

*Interacting with the fourth bookshelf*

* I get goosebumps just from looking at these hideous books.
* No, it is okay. I am sorry, too.

*Interacting with the fifth bookshelf*

* This book is rather useful.
* Do not I appear perfectly human?

*Interacting with the sixth bookshelf*

* Your taste in books is not that bad.
* If you are interested, fine.

### Kicthen

*Interacting with the oven*

* Who said that you will be cooking? I can make things myself.
* What would you like?
* Carrot cupcakes it is, then.

### TV Room

*Interacting with Bennett*

* Are you dead or something?

### Charlotte's Room

* I do not require sleep.
* I’ll grab a bottle of soap and measure your brain waves while you sleep, stupid human
* No way in hell. Go to sleep already.

### Silent Film Enterance

* You?!

*Charlotte hugs him*

* C-can't breathe...
* Stop this irrational display of affection this instant!
* I uh...got lost in your house?
* The bears? What are you talking about?
* Excuse me?
* I only got here and I have no clue what are you talking about.
* Anyhow, you really needn't have followed. Do you even have any weapons on you at all?
* Please excuse me while I slam my hand against my forehead.
* Good thing we met up before you could get into more trouble.
* Well, there is nothing we can do about it now.
* Well...
* There is a high probability of an Oracle who has taken physical form appearing in this dimension. Such and occurrence happens once in several milleniums.
* For you, they are equal to gods. In short, they are entities capable of creating small universes.
* ...I won't go into details for now. It's not like your puny human brain would comprehend it all.

*Interacting with the security drone*

* Security drone, presumably.
* This one seems to be broken.

### Hall of Ignorance Library

*Answering Question #4*

* Too easy. The answer is zero.

*Getting lost in the library*

* I feel sick from this illogical bullshit.

### Silent Film Stairway

*Interacting with the door*

* I'll enter it then.

### Hall of Knowledge

*Charlotte interacts with him*

* YOU?!
* What kind of question is that? Of course it's me.
* I just got here.
* H-hey, why are you crying?

*Charlotte hugs him*

* H-hey.
* Stop that.

*Talking to Charlotte*

* Is that so.
* Anyhow, you did not have to follow me.
* I thought you were going to scold me for running off.
* Okay...I guess? You are acting weird.
* Tsk. Absolutely unnecessary.

### Silent Film Save Room

*Interacting with the riddle door*

* This is the first time I've had to solve puzzles in order to open a door. Ridiculous.

### Silent Film Stairway (2nd Channel)

*Interacting with the door*

* I'll enter it.
* Why are you acting so cautious all of a sudden?
* "Switched the channel"? What does that even mean?
* Like what?
* Did I die right here?
* Oh.
* Then, what should we do?
* That's just stupid.

### Flower Room

*Getting the Old-Fashioned Brooch*

* We can use the pin attached to it.

### Ms. Poppy Questline

*Interacting with Ms. Poppy in the Space of Gore*

* Perhaps the brooch makes her think you are one of them?
* PFFT.

### Surreal Entry Room

*Interacting with the white door that has a bloody eye with Shiny Brooch*

* So, we have a needle now.

*With the Eye Drops*

* It worked.

### Incinerator room

*Interacting with the incinerator*

* Yet another cliche.

### Maze

*Interacting with the second button*

* So you are saying that one of us has to stay here...
* ...and the other will search for another way out.

*Charlotte decides to go*

* You are irrational.
* ...Be careful on your way.
* Take this, just in case.

*Charlotte decides to stay*

* Just be careful. Take this, just in case.

### Tic-tac-toe Room

*Interacting with the red box*

* It's a tic-tac-toe game.

*Interacting with the door*

* What's wrong?
* Alright.

### Surreal Rooms

*Interacting with one of the doors*

* I'm only wasting time here. Guide me back.
* ...Please.

### The Maze

*Getting lost*

* Charlotte isn't here.

### Incinerator Room

*Interacting with Charlotte*

* Char...lotte?
* Are you hurt anywhere? ...and, what in the world are you stuffing into the incinerator?
* ...Is that so.
* Jeez, I was worried about you. But here you are, covered in blood and more obnoxiously cheerful than ever.
* You make it sound like I am a jerk.

*Interacting with the door*

* It's open.
* Charlotte?
* Hey...are you really alright? You are spacing out.
* Liar.
* Fine, you do not have to tell me what happened.
* Here. Take my hand.
* (She's shaking.)

### TV Room

*Interacting with the TV*

* Let's go in.

### TV Hall

*Interacting with the working TV*

* Yes?
* Well...
* All I know is that the people here are called Pythias, who were created by an Oracle, whom they call their "god". At least, used to.
* Pythias are extremely powerful. They can alter reality to their will, which most likely resulted in different dimensions being created.
* From what I've gathered, every species perceive them differently...otherwise they wouldn't look so...uh...
* Right. To you.
* The last time I visited there were much more of them, yet, we barely met anyone on our way.
* This place is a mess. It wasn't supposed to be like this.

### Slaughterland Hall

*Interacting with a dead pythia*

* Great. A dead Pythia.

*Interacting with a third dead pythia*

* We'd probably look the same to them as well, you know.

### Slaughterland Mask Room

*Interacting with the masks*

* How do I look?

### Oracle Hall

* So that's how they portray Oracles here.
* Just for your information, Oracles do not have a physical form nor a gender.
* The one depicted here is no more than a young Pythian priestess.

### Executioner Hall

*Interacting with the last door*

* I think I heard something behind the door.
* Right now, we are the Executioners, remember?

### The Oracle's Room

*Interacting with the Oracle*

* Well, for starters, we are not ones of your kind.
* Hush!
* We are speaking to a real Oracle. The Creator of all that exists in this universe. This body is just a dying vessel.
* ...
* ...We should leave, Charlotte.

### TV Hall

*Interacting with the last TV*

* Well, it might not be far from the truth.
* ...
* I feel like I have to apologize.
* Many things. Running away, putting you in danger...making you come here.
* I found what I was looking for, yet, I feel no satisfaction at all. I didn't have the slightest idea of what happened in this place. I still don't.
* I thought uncle would recognize my achievements if I wrote a paper on the Oracle, a phenomenal entity.
* Yet, this Oracle and their universe reek of death. I was twenty billions of years too late.
* You must be thinking how meaningless this journey was.
* Feel free to laugh at me.

*Charlotte hugs him*

* !
* Pfft...
* What's up with that pseudo-intellectual monologue? Don't try to seem smarter than you are, human maggot.
* Aren't we already friends.
* Ahem. What are we waiting for? Let's go in.

### The Oracle's TV Room

*Interacting with the Oracle*

* The "show"?
* Are you sure about this?
* You would not have listened to me either way, would you?

## Day 1

### Felix's Lab

*Charlotte interacts with him*

* Whoa. What's with that face? You look awful.
* ...Tsk. Whatever.
* Must be The House's structure changing again. Try the 2nd door on the right.

*Charlotte interacts with him a second time*

* What word of "You'll be late" don't you understand?
* Could've asked Huxley for it.
* I'm busy too!
* Aaaaaaaaahhhhh.
* Fine. Lead the way.

### Morgue Room

*Exiting the room*

* Can I return to work now?

### Dissection Room

*Charlotte interacts with Huxley*

* Shoo, shoo.

## Day 2

### Outside Room

*Coming home from school*

* Took you long enou-- hey, what happened?
* You're covered in blood!
* That's EXACTLY what I am worried about, stupid.
* You need to see Huxley. Now.
* Uncle's rule: no objections from the sick.
* What were you doing, even?
* Oh no, this looks worse than I thought.
* Might as well check your brain function. too.

### Dissection Room

*Huxley inspects Charlotte's wounds*

* So what exactly are these, uncle?
* There's nothing to laugh about.
* ...
* ...Whatever.
* I'm getting back to work.

## Day 6

### Memory Three: Decomposition

*In the TV room, after Charlotte and Felix have returned from the TV World*

* We're...back?
* Thank Science.
* Charlotte?
* Hey!
* Wake up. Don't play dumb.
* !!

*Charlotte starts to decompose*

* She's...decomposing?
* No, no, this can't be happening.
* Wasn't the Oracle supposed to be dead?

### Felix's Lab

*Charlotte interacts with Felix*

* Please don't move so much.
* I'll stab you with a fork if you do.

*Charlotte interacts with Bennett*

* Stop complaining when this wound is your fault to begin with.
* Can you imagine? This specimen on my table got bitten by a mutant spider and now he's doomed to have his leg covered in necrosis bites.
* If you're going to blabber, I'm going to amputate it.

## Day 25

### Felix's Lab

*Feeding Venus*

* Come on, seal your mouth.
* Here comes the food~

*He notices Charlotte*

* A-ahem.
* Can't sleep?
* ...I can make you peppermint tea if you want me to.
* ...
* There is no way I'd forget, right?
* It looked like you melting into biomass right in front of me.
* What did it look like to you, then?
* ...
* Do you still stay true to the routine, like I advised you?
* Then, perhaps you should go back to taking the--
* I'm sorry. Forget it.
* ...
* What if you get chosen?
* ...Is that so.
* I'm sorry I can't be of help.

*Felix is possessed by Umbrella Man*

* Right. You've grown out of toys.
* But honestly, that naiveite of yours is unbelievable.
* Oops! I forgot.
* My bad, my bad.
* Are you afraid I'll hurt them?
* Feel like remembering old times?
* Hahaha!
* Although your reaction would be undoubtedly amusing...
* It's not in my interest to have you completely and utterly mindbroken.
* No specific reason.
* How's your new friend doing?
* I see!
* Anyhow, I came to give you friendly advice.
* I want you to choose wisely during the Trial.
* If you do, who knows?
* Perhaps you can save a life.
* That's all I can say.
* Bye-bye!

*Umbrella Man leaves Felix's body*

* You look like you've seen a ghost.
* ...good night, Charlotte.

## Day 32

### Charlotte's Room

*During Charlotte's manic episode*

* Hello, Charlotte.

## Day 1

### Felix's Lab

*Q84 interacts with Felix*

* Ah. M-morning.
* Well...as usual.
* I've prepared the thing you asked me to. Here.
* ...Right.

*Q84 pets Felix*

* ...no. Forget it.

*Bennett enters the room*

* ...
* I'm standing right here, you know.
* ...

## Day 3

### Kitchen

*Florence, Felix, and Bennett are having a deathday party*

* Zip it!

*They pretend it's a surprise party*

* A-ah. Yeah. Right.
* Quick! Somebody hide that!
* Psst, Ben...Didn't you tell us she's dead for real?
* Why did I choose to believe him in the first place...
* Please don't tell me you stole that from Uncle's morgue.

### Kitchen (after sneaking into Huxley's place)

*Q84 interacts with Felix*

* Wha--
* What's wrong with you, Wiltshire? That hurt!

### Operation

* In all honesty, I don't feel too good about this.
* I just hope that Uncle's theory is correct.
* That's how it was in theory, at least.
* I do understand that Uncle wants to discover the secret to immortality, but...

*Q84 hides in the vents*

* I'll ruin poison gas through the ventilation just in case.

### Introduction

*Scarlett wakes up*

* You have ten seconds to explain yourself.
* Otherwise I am activating the security system.
* Ten...nine...eight...
* Mmf!
* Emmfushe me, ffhat?
* Whom are you talking about?
* I do. So?
* No, she isn't.
* She hasn't come home yet.
* Can you kindly calm the fuck down?
* Wiltshire isn't here and I'm not her associate. Okay?
* You're in no position to lecture me, miss.
* I treated your wounds. Where's my "thank you, mr Honikker"?
* Ah...yes, so?
* ...Not again.
* Yes, yes, I know. I've read it too.
* Let's never talk about this again.
* Alright, alright, I understand.
* What did she do this time?
* Oh. That takes some talent.
* So, you're the sole survivor?
* ...
* ...I'm...not so sure anymore.
* I have an uncle, though.
* Hey, hold your horses.
* The fact that I've tended to your wounds doesn't mean that we're on friendly terms now.
* Why should I trust you?
* If anything, we should quarantine you in case you brought contagious diseases from the 2nd Floor.
* Like I said, we can't be sure.
* No one here is allowed on 2F, Wiltshire excluded.
* School? What's that?
* What good would a piece of paper with a signature do you?
* Look, you aren't coughing up blood anymore. Isn't that evidence enough?
* Nevermind that.
* Sleep for now.
* If you do anything funny, mr Bennett will break your neck with a TV remote.
* If you try to leave this room, the doors will burn you to death.
* But...I'll bring you food so that you won't starve.
* Have any preferences?
* Alright.
* I'll be back in a few hours to check up on you, miss Eyler.
* You're my patient for now, so rest assured.
* No one here will harm you.

*Scarlett wakes up after resting more*

* Awake already?
* Morning, miss Eyler.
* Saw a bad dream?
* Eh? Why so sudden? Weren't you hiding from her?
* Huh...
* ...
* How do you plan to do that?
* And when you find her, how are you sure that she won't kill you?
* I'm afraid the logic behind your decisions is kind of wonky to me.
* Wait...appendages? A tumor?
* I...might know what you're talking about.
* Please follow me. Here, I'll help you get up.
* Take the IV with you.

### The Parasite's Room

*Interacting with the Oracle pool*

* Organic matter infected with a parasite.
* We were able to extract it out of miss Wiltshire while she was sleeping.
* Killed her in the process, but she respawned anyway.
* I know. After it obtained a host, it kept growing like a tumor.
* We were able to contain it because the host isn't sentient in any way.
* It's a viscerocomplex, which is basically a brainless mass of organs.
* With a sentient host to feed on, however, this parasite can manipulate the fabric of time and space.
* I call it "The Oracle".
* Wh...what?
* You have to be kidding me, right?
* Were you listening to what I just said?
* Did the sleeping pills impair your thinking processes?
* Miss Eyler, it...it's basically suicide.
* Huh?
* ...if you say so.
* We've only met yesterday, nor are we friends, so I'm not really in any position to argue.
* Besides, I...ah. No. It doesn't really matter.
* I'll do it.
* So let's go.

*Discussing Charlotte*

* ...I've been monitoring her for a while.
* Have you ever seen anyone die a gruesome death and have an exact copy of them walk in like nothing happened a minute after?
* There's something...seriously off about that.
* Plus, miss Wiltshire herself is mentally unstable.
* She seemed to be adamant of the conviction that all of the House's inhabitants are NPCs.
* "Non-player characters".
* Apparently, she strongly believed that this world is a game.

*Discussing the parasite*

* We'll need to take one of the vials from the cabinet on the left.
* However, we can visit the Oracle pool again, if you want to.
* Although it is gross, I find it strangely fascinating.

*Interacting with the vial*

* Here it is. God in a jar.
* It's a parasite. Of course you can't see it.
* However, it's desperate for a host.
* Despite being this small, it's extremely powerful.
* Still...
* It might drive you crazy.
* Eat you from the inside.
* Are you sure it's worth the risk?
* ...If you say so.
* Let's get started, then.
* I'll operate on you and insert a part of the Oracle into your brain.
* Let's go.

### The Operation

*Felix discusses the operation with Scarlett*

* I have to put you to sleep first.
* It's a brain surgery, after all.
* Drink this.
* You do not believe in my abilities, do you.
* I know.
* There's no guarantee your brain won't reject the foreign substance.
* And your mind, too... you might not recover from this.
* I'll prescribe you suppressant drugs to prevent the parasite's rapid reproduction, but I can't promise anything.
* ...
* Let's start, then.

*Before the operation*

* ...hey. You're shaking.
* Are you scared?

### The Storage Room

*Scarlett wakes up*

* Morning. How are you feeling?
* Hey. Easy.
* Wait a moment, I'll run a quick test.
* Hm...as I thought, this is bad.
* Your body is rejecting the parasite.
* You won't last for long.
* A week. Maybe less.
* No. Congrats on getting meat cancer.
* Three days.
* We moved you back to the storage room after the operation.
* I talked to Bennett and Florence.
* They agreed to cooperate.
* Still not back.
* I assume she might have left to an another floor.
* To find her, you will have to go up.
* Hm...that might be true.
* We can narrow down the places by detecting the ones with anomalies.
* Let's go, then. Florence will help us with the coordinates.
* She's the tech specialist here.
* Follow me.

### Felix's Lab

*Checking the floors for anomalies*

* Let's see...we've detected the signs of Wiltshire's presence on 4F, 6F, 9F, and 11F.
* The first dimension is the Language Land.
* It's located on the 4th floor.
* Wait.
* Your condition is still unstable.
* Are you sure you'll be fine on your own?
* Indeed. However...
* You won't be able to operate the elevator with your level of access.
* We, however, have access to the floors from 4F to 9F.
* There's a problem with that.
* Anyone can go to 11F, but no one comes back.
* It's the point of no return.
* So I'd strongly advise going there last.
* You don't care about anything else, huh.
* I'll be going with you this time, then.
* Let us depart.

### Language World Entrance

*Introduction to the world*

* They're saying that they saved you from drowning.
* It's the language of the Old World.
* Well, duh. I didn't lose consciousness like you did.
* In the Logos Village.
* It's located in the dimension inhabited by anthropomorphic languages.
* ...
* We don't have much time.
* My scanning device has detected miss Wiltshire's presence outside of the Village.
* Uh-oh. Looks like you got infected.
* Try saying something.
* Just like I thought. It must be because you almost drowned in the Word Sea.
* Yeah, well. You got the local version of a cold.
* Pros: you'll be able to understand their language.
* Cons: None, really. It wears off after awhile.
* Hey, don't insult it.
* If anything, it's the fastest way to learn a foreign language. Albeit temporary.
* I don't "happen" to know. I've been studying these floors for a while.
* I thought of them as "dimensions" at first, but it would be more correct to refer to them as "floors".
* I just want to be like Uncle, is all.
* Anyhow. Try talking to the person who saved you.

*Asking about the villagers*

* Why so? Did something happen?

*Asking about the Word Sea*

* Yes. I'm sorry, but we cannot stay here.
* The Gate, huh.
* Are there any special entry requirements?

*Opening up the cookie*

* It says, "O=9". What kind of fortune is that?

### The Logos Village

*Interacting with a house*

* Let's not enter people's houses without their permission.

*Interacting with the quarantine villager*

* They don't have the concept of medicine, huh.

*Interacting with the riddle villager*

* This couldn't get any easier.
* Here's your answer, it's--

*Interacting with the riddle villager after getting all the clues but one*

* What a simpleton.

### The Exhibition

*Leaving*

* Something wrong?

### Riddle house

*Interacting with the book on the floor*

* Let's write it down.

### Memo Puzzle

*Interacting with the memo*

* I have a photographic memory, so it won't be a problem.
* But let's write it down in any case.
* I challenge you to remember the directions without looking at the memo.

### In the boat

* We're getting close.
* Yeah. The source of this dimensions anomaly is up ahead.
* Brace yourself.

*Talking to Scarlett*

* Say, miss Eyler?
* What do you plan to do when you find Wiltshire?
* Different in what way?

*Approaching the whirlpool*

* Are you nervous?
* I wonder if we'll discover the secret behind the disappearances of the villagers, too.

*At the edge of the whirlpool*

* Hold on tight.

### Word Sea

*Scarlett asks him if he's okay*

* Yeah. Sort of.
* Ugh. I should've worn a hazmat suit.
* Miss Eyler. Look up.
* Looks like we found the missing villagers.
* It appears that they were absorbed into this thing... whatever it is.
* Well--

### Morgue Room

*Charlotte brings Ms. Intruder*

* Hmph.
* Well, well, what do we have here.
* That's a good question, my friend. I'd prefer saving her eyeballs for the last.
* As in, nail plucking?
* Now you're talking business.

### #16 Interlude: Rationality

* I don't believe we could be rational without feelings.
* Patients with prefrontal cortex brain damage cannot experience emotions.
* To them, any decision seems as good as the other.
* For example, when I think of killing someone I care about, I'm overwhelmed with horror.
* It goes without saying that I'd never do it on a whim.
* Thus, feelings are essential for rational thinking.
* Soap inhibits the prefrontal cortex functionality as a side effect, right?
* I've been saying it all the time, but consuming it isn't doing you any good.
* You'll lose the ability to distinguish the weight of one decision from another.
* That means killing me and eating cookies for breakfast will be morally equal to you.
* My point is, killing your emotions will only worsen your overall mental state.
* It's okay to care, Bennett.
* Bennett croaks out a laugh.

### #24 Interlude: Wound

* Okay, examination over.
* I'm going to disinfect the equipment.
* You can get dressed.

*Talking to Bennett*

* Hm...I don't think these bruises will ever heal.
* Unless we skin you and replace the tissue completely.
* Yeah. I don't think you want it.
* Even though you're emotionally dead unless medicated, it's going to hurt like hell.
* Can't laugh about that.
* Stop it. That's not funny.
* Well, humans are an adaptive species.
* If all you see every day is atrocities, you can't help but get used to them.
* You hate being sober that much?
* ...
* Well, he's right.
* It's not really something I should concern myself with.
* I have to focus on my research while I still have the time.

### #24 Interlude: God

* Tired. But that's nothing new.
* Is everyone pulling an all-nighter because of me?
* Even though I did nothing to deserve this kind of treatment, you all chose to act stupid.
* What are you sulking for, idiot?
* You'll see me tomorrow.
* I doubt anybody will notice the difference.
* It's not like I did anything remarkable during my lifespan.
* ...
* It's unfair.
* We both know I am a copy.
* ...
* Do you believe in God, Bennett?
* ...I see.
* Then, it must be the same for me, too.

*Final words*

* It's a promise, then.