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Callin' Collin: Dating Advice

Hey guys, meet Collin, the GENIUS 11-year-old who wrote in an advice column and now has his own podcast! Watch the first episode all about love now!!

## Transcript

Mallory: I'm Collin. I'm eleven. I wrote an advice column for my school and it must have been good, because now I have a podcast, and the rest is history, as they say, and such. You're watching Callin' Collin.

Mallory: Let's do this.

Mallory: Hey, you called Callin' Collin, what's up, what's up?
Tori: Hi Collin. Love the show.
Mallory: Thank you very much, sir.
Tori: Well, I called because I found out I'm the only girl in my class who didn't pass the bar exam. Do you think I should try again, or...
Mallory: Wait. Are you a girl?
Tori: Yeah.
Mallory: Whoa, whoa. Has anyone ever told you that you have major man-voice before?
Tori: Not really, no.
Mallory: Okay. Forget everything about your other problems and just focus on this. You sound like a full dude.
Tori: Really? I don't think I do.
Mallory: Take it from me, if... if my voice sounded like yours, I would be out of the woods on puberty and I am not. I am furious about it all the time. Yeah. My mom says that I might bloom late. I don't... I don't like it when she says that. Hello?
Tori: Look, I'm not sure that this really matters, so...
Mallory: What do you look like?
Tori: I don't know, normal? I've always focused more on my personality and intelligence... could we get back to...

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Mallory: You called Callin' Collin, what's up, what's up?
Adam: Hey Collin, so I have this big crush on a woman that I work with. How do I get her to notice me?
Mallory: Caller, okay, as my kind-of-scary grandfather always says: "Women are rare, weak flowers", and I'll have you know that I once dated a girl for 3.25 weeks, so you came to the right place. Let me ask you this: Have you tried writing her a note or never looking directly at her?
Adam: Yeah? I mean, I've emailed her, it's just like I'm invisible though.
Mallory: Okay, then listen to me. I think your best option here is to get so fat that she literally cannot ignore your physical presence. Like if... if you could get it so that some of your new body is flopping onto her desk a little bit, then I think you're in.
Adam: Well...
Mallory: Like, just eat all of your feelings of love for her until she can't not notice you, you know, because your belly is touching her pens.
Adam: I'm not sure that would be healthy.
Mallory: Well, again, as my grandfather says, "Shut your hole unless you're dying."
Adam: What?
Mallory: He says it sometimes when I cry, but I don't do that a lot. Okay, cool. Bye!

Mallory: And that's all the time we have for today. Can't wait to get back to class with my five-compartment JanSport backpack that comes in seven different shades and patterns. Hooray! Urgh. Stupid thing.
Microworld with Dr. Shoemaker

Dr. Shoemaker is a German scientist played by James Perry, investigating unusual reactions in science. His video series *The Microworld* consists out of three educational videos, first appearing in Season 6 Episode 14.

## Chemical Reactions

Science just became exciting again! Experience your own wonderful chemical reactions as you watch Dr. Shoemaker explore the chemical reactions between two elements. Welcome to the Microworld with Dr. Shoemaker!

## A Chemical Romance

Science becomes only more exciting as the telescope reveals micro-love happening RIGHT BEFORE our magnified eyes!

## Chemical Apocalypse

Dr. Shoemakers explores the exciting chemical reactions that create fire. Watch as he takes a closer look!
All the Wrong Acronyms

FWIW these guys would make us LOL IRL.

## Transcript

**Gary**: Guys, I need your help. I am in a robust predicament right now.

**Ike**: What's going on, man?

**Gary**: So Matt texts me & he's all like, "What's up?" And I say, "Not much, just chilling at the apartment with the bros." And then he says, "Can I come over? Frankly, I have F-O-M-O."

**Ike**: Yeah, FOMO.

**Gary**: Yeah. To be clear, I don't want a guy with a contagious disease leaking airborne pathogens all over our apartment. Whoo.

**Dalton**: FOMO isn't a disease. It's an acronym? Fear of missing out?

**Gary**: Well, good to know. I will permit him to come over.

**Dalton**: Alright. And tell him to bring some snacks too. I am starving.

**Ike**: Ah, I would love to eat a BLT right now.

**Gary**: Ugh. You're sick. You'd eat a big lumpy tricep in front of us?

**Ike**: What?

**Gary**: Big lumpy tricep? Hey, don't look at me like that, you're the one that brought up the BLTs.

**Dalton**: You know that BLT stands for "bacon, lettuce, tomato"? Like the sandwich, right?

**Gary**: Well they must have different acronyms here than in the UK where I grew up.

**Ike**: You did not grow up in the UK.

**Gary**: In urban Kansas? Yeah, I think I did.

**Dalton**: Hey, where you off to?

**Arvin**: Janice texted me & asked me if we could talk, so I'll BRB.

**Dalton**: Alright.

**Gary**: I am utterly appalled.

**Dalton**: About what?

**Gary**: I'm just saying, I wouldn't go around announcing it if I plan on burying rhinoceros babies.

**Dalton**: Gary, something about you needs to change.

**Gary**: No, I'm fine, okay?

**Ike**: Oh yeah? What does LMK mean?

**Gary**: Loosen my kilt.

**Ike**: Wrong, let me know.

**Gary**: I just did. Loosen my kilt. Hit me with another one.

**Dalton**: LOL?

**Gary**: Let's order lassos.

**Dalton**: Laugh out loud.

**Ike**: VHS.

**Gary**: Victoria's heinous secret.

**Ike**: Okay, I don't know what that stands for but it's definitely not that.

**Dalton**: ILY?

**Gary**: I don't know, just tell me.

**Dalton**: I love you.

**Gary**: I love you too, just tell me.

**Dalton**: No, ILY, like the acronym? I love you?

**Gary**: Oh... Oh. Well, maybe that's why Stephanie broke up with me. Until now, I thought her text was saying, "Goodnight, it's late yo." And I was just like "Oh well yeah, I guess."

**Ike**: Hey man, how'd the talk with Janice go?

**Arvin**: Uh, not great. Uh, got there & she immediately started to DTR.

**Gary**: Ugh. One time I almost dated a girl who wanted to deny the renaissance. It was bad news. Red flags all over that thing. Phew. That must be Matt.

**Matt**: Hey guys. I hope you don't mind, I brought Annie.

**Dalton**: Oh, not at all. Good to meet you.

**Gary**: Hello.

**Arvin**: TBH, you two look good together.

**Annie/Gary**: TBH, total bear hug.

**Annie**: You must be from the UK.

**Gary**: Ah, you know it, girl.

## Cast

* Garet Allen as Himself? (Gary)
* Ike Flitcraft as Himself?
* Dalton Johnson as Himself?
* Arvin Mitchell as Himself?
* Matthew Galvan as Himself? (Matt)
* April Rock as Annie
Joe Balanza

* General
* Physical

Joseph Scott "Joe" Campbell Balanza joined Studio C in season 15 as featured cast, joining Megan Rico and Naomi Winders who joined the featured cast a season prior. He is an actor and dancer, having acted in previous shorts such as the independent feature movie "Casualty of War", Hallmark Network series "Sister Swap", and "The Chosen" on the streaming platforms Angel Studios and Amazon Prime. He studied acting and had voice training at the Utah Valley University, and is apt in several types of dance, including jazz, tap dance, and ballet hip-hop. He is currently a part of Talent Management Group in which representation in modeling and acting is promoted.
Season 11 Episode 2

A seemingly normal courtroom scene is transformed when the cast starts kissing each other. A one-dollar donation unwittingly commits a college student to fight Hunger. A customer tests the patience of a grocery checkout clerk with his determination to score free stuff. A hedge fund manager takes the stage at a slam poetry competition. And a disgruntled sandwich shop employee has high expectations for her customers.

## Kissing Court

Let's just get all the kissing out of the way.

## Fighting Hungar

When a man is invited to donate money to fight Hungar, he thinks he's doing a good deed to help feed the hungry. Unfortunately, Hungar and hunger are completely different, and this man is about to get a rude wakeup call at a charity fight night.

## Animal Intervention Pandas

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Lollipop Caper

Arvin will do anything for another sucker!

## Rich Guy Does Slam Poetry

Get ready for slam poetry at its finest. Mic drop!

## People Person

It's always "I'll have the tuna melt," never "And how are you doing today Patti?" Join us on these Studio C Rewinds where we present some of the sketches that were never posted on YouTube!
Season 2 Episode 2

The TSA tries to stop true love, da Vinci finds difficulty in painting his latest portrait, and the high school spelling bee gets an update.

## WrongCom

Now TSA is getting in the way of true love!

## Waiting in the Sandwich Line

Food Line Hypocrisy, Don't Let It Happen To You.

## Mona Lisa's Smile

Mona Lisa wasn't the easiest model to work with.

## Inner City Spelling Bee

I don't normally like spelling bees, but this one's aiight.

## Study of Male Aggressiveness Gone Wrong! Ping Pong

Video Instruction Series Can Inform People About Men.

## Franny Goes to War

Sir Francis can make a party out of any battle.

## Trivia

### Trivia

* No one appears in every sketch of this episode. Matt appears in every sketch, except for Just Jeremy: Sci-Fi Movies.
* Adam only appears in WrongCom and Franny Goes to War, the least of all the ten cast members.
* This episode features the second PSA sketch, Waiting in the Sandwich Line, after Laundry in Season 2 Episode 1.
* This episode also features the second sketch with Franny, after 18th Century Man's Man in Season 1 Episode 9.
* This episode features the first instalments of Flirting Academy, Just Jeremy, and VISCIPAM.
* Waiting in the Sandwich Line is the highest-rated sketch of this episode, with the recurring character Franny in Franny Goes to War having the worst rating.
* Waiting in the Sandwich Line is the only sketch with a rating higher than 99%.
* Flirting Academy and Inner City Spelling Bee are the only sketches with more than four million views.
* The sketch of Just Jeremy Just Jeremy: Sci-Fi Movies is the only sketch with less than one million views.
Season 11 Episode 3

A homeowner believes her house is haunted, but the ghost is even more haunted when he discovers that the Revolutionary War didn't go the way he thought it had. A middle schooler wonders if her appearance on a local cooking show is more of a punishment than a reward. And Belle is startled by the enchanted objects in Beast's castle, especially the one object no one ever talks about.

## Revolutionary War Ghost Learns His Past

This Revolutionary War ghost thought he lived a historic and heroic life all the way to the end. Unfortunately, a couple of living humans are about to break some bad news.

## Kickin' it in Your Tastebuds!

This cooking show is not for the faint of heart. If you can't take the heat, then get out of the kitchen!

## Beauty and the Pillow

As Belle journeys through a dark and dreary forest, she stumbles upon a castle full of magical objects. Most of the castle objects want to become human again, but the Beast's special pillow has a different plan in mind.

## The Painful new Apple Invention

Everyone gets a rude awakening when they realize how painful a "self-powered" Apple tech product can be.

## JoJo Siwa Scary Game

This may be the scariest game in the history of games.
Season 6 Episode 17

In this Studio C Fairytale Special, Prince Phillip psyches himself up to kiss Sleeping Beauty, a narrator wreaks havoc in a story and the worlds of Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings collide.

## The Original Gold Digger

Things can get pretty hairy when you have to finish chores that you, in no way, can complete by morning, or else you die and a creepy, hairy man offers to do them for you for the exchange of your child.

## Prince Charming's First Kiss

Don't worry Prince Charming, that first kiss is always a little awkward.

## Narrator Hater

Don't you just LOVE fairy tales? Especially the ones where the guy fights for the girl and the girl is captured by a wizard and the narrator tries to ruin the whole thing? Stay tuned.

## The Medieval Presidential Debate

Ever wonder how King Arthur earned his kingdom? We're here to lay out the FACTS of what REALLY happened!

## Zalmuron the Reincarnated

Be careful what you wish for because an Avon sales witch just might grant it! Karma kills, or in this case it won't!

## Lord of the Potter

What will happen when the Wizarding World of Harry Potter meets the Middle Earth World of the Lord of the Rings?!?! All we can say is it is EPIC!

## Trivia

* Whitney only appears in **Narrator Hater**. Adam only appears in **Prince Charming's First Kiss**.
	+ Stacey is credited to have appeared in **Lord of the Potter**, although it is unknown if he does.
* Jared Shores appears in **Narrator Hater**.
* This episode features one of the Sketches with Rumpelstiltskin and Prince Charming.
* **Lord of the Potter** is the only sketch with more than three million views.
* **Narrator Hater** is the only sketch with a rating higher than 99%.
* The shortest sketch, **Zalmuron the Reincarnated**, is the only sketch with a rating lower than 98%.
Season 7 Episode 4

Astronaut Mark Watney experiences problems with his first YouTube channel, Jason teaches Jeremy just how great the internet can be, and a game of Truth or Dare gets more daring than ever.

## What's the Word

Ever forget a pretty basic word and it bothers you that you can't remember it? Ugh, the struggle is REAL.

## The Martian: Vlog 1

Vlogging from space is officially a thing! Watch how these astronauts pass the time with their YouTube videos and subscribers. Commander Mark Watney and Commander Clark have some exciting things in store for YOU!

## There's a Website for That

Living in this digital age can be confusing, but also SUPER convenient. The question you need to ask yourself is, 'have you taken full advantage of all the glorious technology around you?' If not, here is an EXCELLENT model for you!

## The Martian: Vlog 2

What happens when two astronauts stuck on Mars are competing for total YouTube subscribers??! Commander Mark Watney has some strong feelings towards Commander Clark. Watch them here!

## Epic Photoshoot with Top Model Lucky Blue

Lucky Blue thinks this photoshoot is going to be normal, but he is in for an eye-opening surprise. As the top male model, he may need a breather before taking his next modeling gig!

Featuring guest star Lucky Blue Smith.

## Newborn Nut

Newborn babies are cute, right? They're downright adorable. But the cuter they are, the more they need to watch out for the newborn nut!

## The Martian: Vlog 5

That's it! Commander Watney can't take it anymore. He's on his last string on life, not in regards to surviving on Mars, but survival on his YouTube vlog. Commander Clark has truly defeated him and, quite frankly, this astronaut's channel is out of this world! ...and all other outer space worlds.

## Truth or Dare Gone Wrong

Get ready for the CRAZIEST game of 'truth or dare'! Oh wow! Francis and her friends are going WAY out of their comfort zone! Watch it now!

## Trivia

* Jason appears in six out of eight sketches, only missing out on **What's The Word** and **Epic Photoshoot with Top Model Lucky Blue**.
* Adam does not appear at all, while Stephen and Jeremy only appear in **There's a Website for That**.
* This is the fourth consecutive episode featuring a guest star; after ShayCarl, Brooklyn and Bailey, and Matthias, this episode features Lucky Blue Smith with an appearance of his brother Canyon.
* This episode features three instalments of The Martian Vlogs.
* **There's a Website for That** and **Epic Photoshoot with Top Model Lucky Blue** are the two sketches with a rating higher than 99%.
Season 1 Episode 8

Spencer meets an old friend, Jason's shoulder devil tries his luck, and Whitney's weight is called into question.

## Prop Switch

What happens to a conversation when you change the prop?

## Third Wheel Song

This song is dedicated to all of the third wheels out there.

## Shoulder Devil

The shoulder devil is harder to carry than an angel.

## Trivia

### Trivia

* Mallory and Whitney are a part of every sketch in episode; this includes Weighty Matters, where Mallory can only be heard, and Spencer Goes to Class, where Whitney can only be heard.
* Prop Switch is the highest-rated sketch of this episode, being the only sketch with a rating higher than 99%.
* Third Wheel Song is the lowest rated sketch of this episode, being the only sketch with a rating lower than 98%.
* All sketches have more than two million views.
* How Are You Feeling is the second oldest sketch of Season 1 to reach 3 million views, after Channel Surfing.
	+ How Are You Feeling is the second most-watched sketch of Season 1, after Channel Surfing and before Google Translate and Prop Switch.
	+ Prop Switch is the only other sketch featured this episode with more than four million views.
Cast Cards

To download, save each picture. Print and glue faces and backing together. For sturdier cards, print on cardstock paper.

## Cast

**King**: White "C" with Purple Background

**Queen**: White "C" with Blue Background

**Jack**: Red "C" with White Background

**10**: Matt Meese

**9**: Mallory Everton

**8**: Jason Gray

**7**: Whitney (Call) Meek

**6**: Jeremy Warner

**5**: Natalie Madsen

**4**: Stephen Meek

**3**: James Perry

**2**: Adam Berg

**Ace**: Stacey Harkey

**Joker**: Jared Shores
October Conference Special

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Join the cast as they share brand new sketches in this Fall Favorites special episode. Stacey asks Matt to be his emergency contact, a group of teenage boys pick up their unique dates for prom, and a peculiar interruption derails a frat initiation ceremony.

## Struggling to Choose an Emergency Contact

Things become very real for these two roommates when filling out hospital forms becomes a real journey of self-discovery.

## The Ultimate Hostage Escape

Oh no! Are these hostages able to get away?! Stay tuned to see how they pull it off!

## Prom Dress Gone Wrong

Watch what happens when prom dresses go horribly wrong with Brooklyn and Bailey.

Featuring guest stars Brooklyn and Bailey.

## Impersonating Your Boss

Have you ever impersonated YOUR boss? How far have you gone? How much trouble have you gotten in?

## Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron Music Video Parody

Avengers, the earth’s mightiest heroes including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye are put to the ultimate test by singing in their first music video.

Featuring guest star Peter Hollens.

## Pledge Week Problems

Do you have what it takes to join Theta Mu Psi Fraternity? These brothers are all going to learn what deep secrets the other pledges have.

## Trivia

* This is the second special of Season 6, after Off-Set.
* Jason appears in all sketches, except for **Struggling to Choose an Emergency Contact**. Stacey appears in every sketch, except for **Impersonating Your Boss**.
* Jeremy only appears in the last two sketches, **Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron Music Video Parody** and **Pledge Week Problems**.
* This is the second episode in a row to feature Brooklyn and Bailey. Peter Hollens is also featured in this episode.
* **Prom Dress Gone Wrong** is the sketch with the most views of this episode, having over ten million views.
	+ **Pledge Week Problems** is the only other sketch with more than three million views.
* All sketches have more than one million views, except for **Impersonating Your Boss**.
* The two sketches with guest stars, **Prom Dress Gone Wrong** and **Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron Music Video Parody**, are the two sketches with the lowest rating.
* **Pledge Week Problems** is the only sketch with a rating higher than 99%.
Rat Tail

The Studio C cast unites to confront one of the show's biggest issues -- Garet's hair. An intense poker game is facilitated by a card dealer whose skills are lost in the shuffle. Created for men, a new medication declares war on indigestion, without sacrificing manliness. Two New Yorkers bask in the glamour of their street front staycation. Another New Yorker has used their Big Apple street smarts to develop a unique form of self defense.

## Rat Tail

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Bad Shuffler (James Bond Parody)

James Bond and Le Chiffre face each other at the poker table, but are interrupted by an inept shuffler.

## Number Bee

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Gastrointenstinal Joe

Macho men take Gastrointestinal Joe, a man-shaped pill fighting indigestion with guns and bombs.

## Long Island Ladies

Long Island ladies Bernice and Chanice tan on lawn chairs and discuss staycations vs. vacations.

## Mouse Karate

New Yorker Vinnie Pecorino teaches Big Apple self-defense by throwing mice in his student's faces.
Season 12 Episode 9

When an altogether average guy tells his friends that he's starting a podcast, the world reacts with awe. An overly competitive man turns a routine blood donation into a competition. A key maker attempts to make the key copying process more magical for an unenthusiastic, unappreciative customer. Andrew Lloyd Webber's latest oddly specific Broadway show is all about singing and dancing eggs. Women at a business conference share their inspiring, yet oddly similar, stories about achieving their dreams.

## Starting a Podcast

Everybody is a podcaster in 2021, but that's not going to stop one ambitious man from following his dreams. The podcasting space may be crowded, but this guy is about to take an elevator to the top.

## Red Cross Blood Drive

It began as just another casual trip to the local Red Cross blood drive, until one man turned a simple service errand into a fierce competition. May the best donor win.

## The Keymaker

Behold the Keymaker, the maker of keys! This keymaker is about to take one lucky customer on the adventure of a lifetime. Unfortunately, the customer has no desire to go along for the ride.

## Cast Performance Review Dalton

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Eggs! The Musical

Time to buckle up for a 4-hour long musical about one of America's favorite breakfast foods, eggs. From the brilliant mind of Andrew Lloyd Weber, comes an emotional story of happiness, heartbreak, courage and of course, breakfast. By the end, you'll be starving for more. We promise.

## Women Supporting Women

These women are strong and powerful. They may have come from nothing, but now each of them is riding fly in their very own white Mercedes.
Season 10 Episode 5

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After being brought to life by a mad scientist, Frankenstein is slammed with medical bills. And an Unscented Place features a world in which the sense of smell can be very dangerous.

## Ghostly Date

Meeting the family is always a bit stressful.

## Video Love - Allenn

PROFILE # 3648

"I think a lot of women have been interested...but I'm single right now."

## An Unscented Place Official Trailer

If you thought A Quiet Place was scary, buckle up.

## Studio C New Cast Experience Austin

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Footloose Parody Gets Weird Fast

Kevin Bacon on #Footloose never had to deal with this guy!
Single Parent Romance

Taking your kids grocery store shopping can be stressful. Like really really stressful. Don't believe me? Watch and find out for yourself!

## Transcript

James: Oh!
Whitney: Oh! I am so sorry!
James: Oh no, not at all. Halle?
Whitney: Tom? Oh my goodness! I haven't seen you since high school!
James: Right!

Whitney: Grant, Parker, slow down! Well, it's just me and my boys now.
James: Oh, really? Ellie and I have been on our own for the last couple years.
Whitney: Oh, wow!
James: Yeah. Being a single parent can really be a handful.
Whitney: It really can.
James: Well, it's so great to see you.
Whitney: You too, Tom.

James: Hey, would you maybe want to do dinner with us? We got a roast, and it's too big for the two of us, and we just thought, you know, if you're...
Whitney: Parker! Grant! Slow down or you're going to break something!

Whitney: Um, yeah.
James: Huh?
Whitney: Sure. I mean, we don't have any plans.
James: Well, great! Yeah, Ellie and I would love to have you all over.
Whitney: Your daughter is so sweet.
James: Yeah. She's pretty great. She really is the light of my life.
Whitney: Oh, I know. These little goofs, they get me through so many difficult times.
James: Right?

Matt: Mom!
Whitney: No, we're not buying that.
Matt: No!
Whitney: We're not buying that!
James: You know, we could do dinner another time if today...
Whitney: Stop crying! Stop crying! Stop it right now or I will burst a blood vessel through my eye and spray it all over this nice family!

Whitney: Kids.
James: Right, uh... Well, hey, it was fun to see you.
Whitney: Oh, yeah. You too. And really, if you ever want- Parker and Grant! Do you want to crack your head open and spill your brains all over the aisle?! Is that what you want?!
James: Oh! Halle...
Whitney: Oh! Um, maybe I could give you my number.
James: Oh, sure.
Whitney: I'm so sorry. You just caught me at such a bad time. You know how it goes, taking your kids to the store.
James: No, it's really okay. I know how hard it is doing all this stuff all on your own. Don't eat that!

James: What? You've been a parent for three months and now you know everything?
Season 9 Episode 5

Mallory goes on her first undercover mission, a joint Russian-American spy team has communication issues, and the Justice Rangers find a surprising new ally.

## My First Mission

She's so excited for her first field assignment, but is she a little too green?

## Jonathan Feathers, Handyman Extraordinaire

You have anything that needs fixing? Call on Jonathan Feathers! He can take care of all your handyman needs. Just be ready for his weird backstory...

## A Mole Problem

Spy games are very dangerous. So many things can go wrong. The last thing you need is to have communication issues with your own team!

## Pardon The Intrusion: The REAL Debate

Sports are fun to debate and all...but there are more important issues at hand, and we need answers!!

## Justice Rangers: It's Lunchin' Time

There is no time to be a normal teenager when you're a Justice Ranger. Not even in the school cafeteria.

## A Show About Babies

Being a baby is tough. Especially when you live in New York in your own apartment and don't have fully developed motor skills.
Ryan Terry

Ryan Terry was a member of the Editing Department of Studio C. He was one of the two main editors during Season 1, together with Andrew Todd Smith.

Ryan Terry graduated from the University of Utah in 2007, receiving his Bachelor's degree in Business Communication. He worked as Video Editor at KSL 5 TV and NBC Universal before working at BYU Broadcasting between 2009 and 2012. He currently works at CHG Healthcare as a Creative Director.

He worked as an editor for Studio C in Season 1.
Season 11 Episode 10

A dying pirate captain describes where to find his buried treasure. Unfortunately, his first mate doesn't speak pirate. Three women are quickly disenchanted with an automatic bathroom as every piece of technology malfunctions. A marriage proposal is interrupted by every romantic movie cliché. Out of money, Garet and Matthew present a sketch without a set, props, costumes, or their fellow cast members.

## Too Many Southern Lawyers

If you want fireworks, all you need to do is visit this southern courtroom. Things will heat up real quick, we do declare.

## How to Understand Pirate Talk

This pirate captain has his own way of saying things, and only a select few can understand. Whoever solves the riddle will find the buried treasure, but they'll have to follow their heart to accomplish the task.

## Malfunctioning High Tech Bathroom

Tuna tartare and girls night usually makes for a great combination. Unfortunately, these ladies are about to discover that this high tech bathroom has a mind of its own. Plans will be delayed.

## Rom Com Meet Cute

Enjoy your front-row seat to a romantic comedy, gone wrong.

## Studio C Budget Cuts

What would Studio C sketches be like with zero budget? You're about to find out, and it ain't pretty.
Rock, Paper, Scissors

Be careful who you play Rock Paper Scissors with.

## Transcript

Whitney: Hey Matt, can I watch *Downton Abbey*?
Matt: Come on, Whit, *Walking Dead* is about to start.
Whitney: Oh, come on! Look, I'll tell you how it ends. One of the main characters dies.
Matt: I could say the same thing about *Downton*.
Whitney: Touché. Okay, no, look. I'll rock, paper, scissors you for it.
Matt: Alright, best three out of five.
Whitney: Deal.

Matt & Whitney: Rock, paper, scissors.
Matt: What... what is that?
Whitney: This is how I played where I grew up.
Matt: What? Ah! Where did you grow up?
Whitney: In prison.

## Trivia

* This sketch was inspired by the hand game *Rock-paper-scissors*.
* This is the second sketch of Season 2 Episode 3.
* This sketch was uploaded on the day the episode aired on BYUtv.
* The working title of this sketch was "Rock Paper Scissors PSA".
* This is the second sketch to be directed by Jeremy Warner, after Waiting in the Sandwich Line.
* This is the second PSA sketch, after Waiting in the Sandwich Line.
* This is the shortest sketch since Laundry, and the second shortest sketch so far.
Rumpelstiltskin

Rumpelstiltskin, originally from the fairy tale with the same name, is a creature who makes deals with a miller's daughter to spin straw into gold in exchange for one of her possessions. If the daughter is not able to repay her last debt, Rumplestiltskin makes an offer to let the deal slide if she can reveal his name. If she finds out his name, he flees never to be seen again. In this version, however, Rumplestiltskin reveals his name to the miller's daughter, making his original offer void. Rumpelstiltskin is a character who has appeared in two sketches of Studio C, first in Season 6 Episode 17. He was played by Matt Meese.

## The Original Gold Digger

Things can get pretty hairy when you have to finish chores that you, in no way, can complete by morning, or else you die and a creepy, hairy man offers to do them for you for the exchange of your child.

## Disgruntled Commoners

How upset would you be if the worlds of fairy tales mixed in an extremely nonsensical way?! These townspeople are FURIOUS.
Orangetooth

Move over, Bluetooth! There's a new wireless technology so advanced that it'll blow you away. But are there any last minute changes needed before it's released to the world?!? Find out now!

## Transcript

Matt: This latest research in quantum physics has made it possible to create technology so far advances beyond Bluetooth, that the signal wraps around the world. And it's available today. Orangetooth: The world is in your hands.

Natalie: Wow. Very impressive.
Matt: Thank you. After four years of hard work, we are so excited to finally release this to the world.
Aaron: I have a small note.
Matt: Shoot.
Aaron: I'm not sure about the color scheme.
Matt: Does the slide not look good?
Aaron: It's a lot of orange.
Matt: Right. It's called "Orangetooth", so we put orange in the presentation.
Mallory: So maybe we just change the name.
Matt: That seems like a drastic change.
Adam: What about "Redtooth"?
Stacey: Oh, yeah.
Matt: No, we've been over this. All of the focus groups showed that the color orange made people think "high-tech".
Mallory: Just orange, yes, but... "Orangetooth" makes me think homeless man. You know, like...

Matt: Okay. What if, when we launch our first big update, we call the update "Redtooth"?
Jeremy: Perfect.
Matt: Great.
Jeremy: So when does that come out?
Matt: I don't know, I literally just thought of it.
Jeremy: Can it come out tomorrow?
Matt: Is this really that big a deal?
Aaron: Yeah, "Redtooth" is way better. "Orangetooth" just makes me think of *The Annoying Orange*, and that fills me with rage.
Adam: My first thought is a diseased shark, and well, I love sea creatures, so that also fills me with rage.
Stacey: And I love poetry and music, and "orange" doesn't rhyme with anything.
Matt: And that fills you with rage?
Stacey: No, it's just an observation.

Matt: Okay. We will work all night long to refactor the code and the advertising, to make it "Redtooth". Any other small changes anyone wants to add?
Natalie: Just a quick thought.
Matt: What?!
Natalie: Maybe we don't do it.
Stacey: Yeah.
Matt: The whole presentation?
Natalie: The product itself.
Matt: The product is already done!
Adam: No, she makes a good point.
Matt: You're the head of finance. You of all people know how many millions of dollars we've put into this thing.
Adam: Well, you know, sunk costs...
Matt: So you want to throw it all away?
Aaron: To be honest, it's a lot like your other projects.
Matt: What does that mean?
Aaron: It's a terrible idea.
Matt: We can send signals around the world! Since when is Orange- Redtooth a terrible idea?!
Stacey: Uh, since the internet already existed.
Matt: What?!
Mallory: Yeah, you basically just invented the internet, but I already have that.
Adam: Maybe you should stop inventing things.

Matt: What is happening right now?
Jeremy: We're actually just here to tell you that you're fired.
Matt: None of you are my bosses, you can't fire me.
Jeremy: Actually, I am your boss.
James: I was in disguise. And I'm sorry, but we have to let you go.
Matt: Actually, I'm your boss, and I was in disguise-
James: No, you're not.
Matt: Okay.
History That Surely Happened

John Hancock signs the Declaration so well that the founding fathers name signatures after him. Romeo and Juliet suffer through several rounds of spicy wings as they lie on their deathbed.

## Famous Flubs

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Coronation Gone Wrong

A crown bearer struggles to get a normal-sized crown to stay on Napoleon's famously tiny head.

## Passing Notes Gets Dramatic

Megan and Naomi write each other letters from across the classroom when the teacher separates them.

## Hancock's John Hancock

John Hancock signs the Declaration so well that the founding fathers' name signatures after him.

## Little Women if it were Real Life

The March sisters call Laurie out for proposing to half of them after learning he's engaged to Amy.
Safety Instruction Heckler

***This video has not yet been uploaded to YouTube, and therefore doesn't have a description yet.***

## Transcript

Adam: Uh, sir? Mind if I take that toothpick? It can be used as a weapon.

Adam: Miss?
Natalie: Yeah?
Adam: You can store those under the seat.
Natalie: Oh, thank you.

Whitney: Welcome aboard UpHigh Airlines Flight 100, with jet service to Seattle. Please make sure your seat back and tray table are in the upright and locked position.
Stacey: Oh no, what if they aren't? Is the plane going to crash? Ah!
Whitney: Um, check that all carry-ons are placed under the seat in front of you-
Stacey: What kind of carry-ons even fit under the seats? Like, mouse luggage?
Whitney: Well, if the seats are too cramped, you can leave a comment on our website, UpHigh.com. Now, in your seat back pocket-
Stacey: The website is actually FlyUpHigh.com.
Whitney: Okay, sir. Yeah, 5D. Are you heckling a safety demonstration?
Stacey: The one at United was way better. They had a scorpion.
Whitney: That wasn't on purpose.
Stacey: Boo! You guys are the worst U.S. airlines in the U.S.!
Whitney: Wrong! We're the second-worst U.S. airlines! Maybe get your facts straight before you spill your stupid all over my speech!
Stacey: What did you say?
Whitney: Uh, is your Nickelback playing too loudly? I said you are unintelligent! Unintelligent! Try spelling that in your head. That should shut you up for at least a few minutes, so I can finish my demo!
Natalie: Sit down! I have a family to get home to!
Whitney: Who threw that? You want to try it again? Throw it at my face this time! I dare you!

Stacey: Yeah, what are you going to do now, Mr. Girly Man-Voice?
Whitney: Okay, what's your name, sir?
Stacey: Jiggy.
Whitney: Jiggy? Okay, this is going to be easy. Uh, is that a family name or did your mom just really hate you?
Stacey: Actually, it was my dad's name. He... he passed away before I was born.
Whitney: I am so sorry. Are you going to cry about it?
Stacey: Oh, I'm going to destroy you.
Whitney: Come at me, bro. Hit me as hard as you can. As hard as you possibly can!

Whitney: Is that all you got? You hit like a girl! No, no, wait. You hit like your late father! Oh, can't deal with it!

Whitney: My nose isn't even all the way broken!
James: Alright, air marshal. I'm detaining you.

Whitney: You can't stop me! You'll have to kill me!
James: That's for the judge to decide.
Whitney: The judge is a pansy!
James: He's my best friend!

Whitney: Sory about that, folks. We're working to get this flight underway, so you can all get home to Seattle!
Stacey: Thank goodness, that dude was a jerk.
Downton Drama

Drama is common place in Downton Abbey.

## Transcript

Whitney: Oh, what is it, Tom?
Matt: My brother, I just learned that he was trampled under a horse carriage.
Natalie: Oh, why, that's terrible.
Whitney: Oh Tom, I'm so sorry.

Jeremy: Telegram for you, Lord Grantham.
Jason: Thanks you, Carson.
Natalie: What is it, father?
Jason: The footmen are all ill.
Mallory: But who will open our carriage doors for us?
Jason: I'm afraid we will be opening our own doors tonight.
Whitney: All night?!
Jason: All night.
Whitney: Oh.
Natalie: Perhaps I could open the doors for you?
Mallory: Oh, Edith, you're only making things worse.
Whitney: Oh, Robert, is there honestly nothing to be done?
Jason: I'm afraid not.

Matt: Oh no. Ireland has fallen under another oppressive ruler. Now my people will be bound in chains and lead a life of slavery.
Whitney: Did it give any indication as to how long?
Matt: It could be years.
Whitney: Oh, no, dear. I was talking about the footmen.

Whitney: Thank you, Carson. Oh!
Jason: What is it?
Whitney: Dinner will be moved back an hour!
Jason: No!
Mallory: The entire dinner?
Whitney: Yes.
Natalie: Even pre-dinner?
Whitney: Yes! All of it!
Mallory: What about post-dinner?
Whitney: No, no, that's still on time. Never mind, it's cancelled!

Matt: Oh no! My whole family has been killed!
Jason: Tough luck, old sport. You'll be okay.

Mallory: Oh! It says there is a slight chance of rain tonight.
Jason: No!
Whitney: No!

Mallory: Why... why must tragedy always find a way to doubt it?
Matt: Tragedy? My family is dead!
Whitney: Oh, Tom. There's no point in being overdramatic. We all have to... we all have to keep our chin up.

Jason: Please, no more!
Matt: It says we're entering a world war.
Whitney: Yes, but does it say any more about dinner?

## Trivia

* This is the sixty-fifth sketch of Studio C.
* This is the third sketch of Season 2.
* This sketch is based on the British drama series *Downton Abbey*.
* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the second sketch with the old version of the description, after Welcome Back Song.
* This is the sixtieth sketch with Matt Meese.
* This is the first sketch with credits before the sketch.
* This is the first sketch since James Austen with influences from the 19th century.
* This is the third sketch with an illiterate title, after Generation Gap and Ditching Dobby.
Puritan Roommate Finds Love

Jedidiah Diligence Breckinridge III, or commonly known as the 'puritan roommate' is back! And this time, despite the devil's work, he's lucky enough to find love. This is a joyous occasion no dooooooubt! Cleanse yourselves and watch now!

## Transcript

Jason: Sharp and well, devoted scythe, that you may reap the crops of the gluttonous weeds in this world of sin, no doubt.
Matt: Hey, roomie. Um, I invented some people over for-
Jason: A festery mire of lasciviousness?
Matt: No, Jedediah. It's the 21st century. We're just having a small get-together. You should join us. Um, Mallory brought her friend.
Jason: The friend of lies, no doubt!
Matt: It's completely innocent.
Jason: Nothing in this world is innocent. The snow covers many a dunghill.
Matt: I don't even know what you're saying now.

Jason: You can not tempt an iron heart.
Whitney: Iron can weaken with the rust of pride, for certain.

Mallory: Jedediah, this is my roommate.
Jason: And what shall I call this embodiment of virtue?
Whitney: Virtue.
Jason: Come again?
Whitney: Virtue Obedience Hawkins.
Jason: Good name, no doubt.
Whitney: Names do not carry us to the golden gates, for certain.
Jason: No doubt.
Whitney: For certain!
Jason: No doubt.

Matt: Well, we're going to have a bonfire out back, eat some s'mores.
Jason: Your thirst for s'mores will ultimately give you "s'less"!
Whitney: And you will be consumed upon the bonfire of vanities!
Jason: ...of vanities!

Mallory: We're just going to leave you two alone.
Whitney: I am never alone in the company of men. I even refuse to feed my roosters without a chaperone. Come in, Silence!

Jason: A sage choice! It will make our gathering a blessed evening.
Whitney: I will be gone by evening. Those who court when the sun descends, court the devil's design, for certain.
Jason: Ah, yes. I could not agree more.
Whitney: How dare you express enjoyment!
Jason: My deepest apologies!

Jason: Your shoes are quite sensible.
Whitney: They are four sizes too small.
Jason: I could whittle you new ones.
Whitney: Nonsense. The pain purifies my predilection for pleasure.
Jason: Your alliteration sounds dangerously like poetry!
Whitney: My apologies! Strike me, Silence!

Matt: Hey, Jedidiah, can we borrow your sc... how does anything still surprise me...?

Whitney: Yours is a diligence I yearn for.
Jason: Your flattery tempts me to gaze upon thy hair.
Whitney: You must resist!
Jason: I shall!
Whitney: For certain!
Jason: No doubt!
Whitney: Let us go, Silence, and we will demonstrate our penitence by crawling the seven miles back home.

Whitney: We are alone.
Jason: No doubt.

Whitney: I can not contain my unhallowed desires.
Jason: Nor I!

Jason: I apologize for this unholy demonstration of passion. This deserves the cleansing ritual of stoning. Will you stone me with the stone of Justice?
Whitney: No, I will use Mercy.
Jason: You brought your own stoning stone...
Whitney: I never leave home without it.
Season 1 Episode 9

The group tries to brainstorm ideas, Franny proves to be a true man, and Whitney can't express in words how excited she is to get married.

## Emergency Pitch Meeting

Writing sketch comedy is harder than you think.

## Ditching Dobby

A managers job is difficult with employees like Dobby.

## 18th Century Man's Man

You just can't compete with a man like Sir Francis.

## Trivia

### Video Statistics

 **Bad Timing: The Musical** | 2,800,000+

### Trivia

* Mallory, Jason and Matt appear in every sketch featured in this episode.
* The least-watched sketch, Evil Asides, is the highest-rated sketch of this episode, with a rating just higher than 99%.
* Bane's Birthday Party is the most viewed sketch of this episode and the only sketch with more than three million views.
* 18th Century Man's Man and Bane's Birthday Party are the second and third worst-rated sketches of Season 1, after Stage Directions.
Season 2 Favorites

← Previous episode • Next episode →

Tune in to watch the Studio C cast give fun remarks on the Top 10 sketches from Season 2, including "Gandalf Intervention," "Drivers Ed," and "Poker Face."

## Gollum's Internal Struggle

How many personalities does Sméagol have?

## Insane Drivers Ed Teacher Scares Students

Teaching student drivers can be a dangerous thing. Watch as Mr. Eckelstone does his best to teach the drivers of the next generation.

## Naturally

Whole Foods is great, but there are some drawbacks.

## Facebook Friends Song

The most annoying people on your newsfeed.

## Five Day Weather Forecast

The weather isn't as predictable as we would like.

## Trivia

### Trivia

* This episode is the fourth special of Studio C, and also the fourth special of Season 3, after The Best of Studio C, Season 3 Episode 4 and Season 1 Favorites.
* This episode only features sketches from Season 2.
* The sketches in this episode were voted to be the favorites of Season 2 on Facebook.
	+ However, these sketches are not the best-rated sketches of Season 2 on YouTube, nor are they the most viewed sketches.
* This episode features eleven sketches, only one sketch fewer than Season 1 Favorites.
* Matt appears in ten out of eleven sketches, he does not appear in **Lobster Bisque**. Jason appears in nine sketches, which is every sketch but **Lobster Bisque** and **Naturally**.
* Jared Shores makes a cameo appearance in **Facebook Friends Song**.
* **Poker Face** and **Five Day Weather Forecast** have both reached over ten million views.
	+ **Naturally** is the only other sketch with more than four million views.
* This special features recurring characters Captain Literally, Mr. Eckelstone, Lady Shadow and the Señor Lobster Bisque.
	+ This episode also features Mattory.
* For more trivia about the original episodes of these sketches, click on the titles of the sketches.
Season 10 Episode 10

A not so motivational speaker visits an elementary school. Communication breaks down at a college apartment when one roommate has strange meanings for common acronyms. And Hansel and Gretel question the witch's cooking abilities and home life.

## The Dung Beetle Song

This song about dung and beetles is highly educational.

## Motivational Speaker at Career Day

Who wants to hire this guy for their next event?

## Thomas Edison's Terrifying Inventions

Thomas Edison's inventions may have been a bit much for the people of his time.

## Dad Driving Test

Everything changes when you become a dad.
Season 6 Episode 1

The cast kicks off Season 6 with a glimpse into the future of Studio C, a couple's doctor visit takes a sudden turn when shots are administered, and a revolutionary war gentleman labors to save Lady Gordon, a fainting damsel in distress.

## Studio C Season 50

Season 6 of Studio C is here! We're so excited we're giving you a sneak peek at the next 44 seasons of Studio C.

## Easily Offended Friends

Are you easily offended? Then you may not want to watch this sketch. Wait, you'll definitely want to watch this sketch!

## Grown Man Reacts To Shots

Adults secretly hate getting shots more than kids. Jeremy and Natalie hate shots more than most adults.

## Drop What You're Doing

Watch how this team constantly misunderstands the meaning of an idiom and, in turn, creates major problems. It's just an expression, guys!

## Two Guys On A Scooter

There are few things better than two guys on a scooter, except for maybe 3 guys on a scooter. We dare you not to have this song in your head the rest of the day!

## Lady Gordon’s Fainting Spells

It was a dangerous time to live during the Revolutionary War. People always had to be on guard, especially when Lady Gordon was around!

## Trivia

* This is the first regular episode of Season 6, after the special Off-Set.
* Jeremy is the only cast member to appear in all six sketches.
	+ Stacey misses out on **Drop What You're Doing** and Stephen doesn't appear in **Grown Man Reacts To Shots**.
* Jared Shores appears in **Two Guys On A Scooter**, and future cast member Tori Pence appears in **Drop What You're Doing**, alongside Kenny Baldwin.
* The most viewed sketch, **Two Guys On A Scooter**, is the sketch with the lowest rating.
	+ **Easily Offended Friends** is the only other sketch with more than three million views.
* All sketches have more than one million views.