Nico gets Replaced!!!

Template:SwearingWarning**Nico gets Replaced!!!** is the 77th episode of The Misadventures of Nico Yazawa.

## Plot

When the μ's are tired of Nico's abrasive behavior of getting attention and fame, the μ's decide to replace her with another member!

## Characters

### The μ's

* Honoka Kousaka
* Rin Hoshizora
* Umi Sonoda
* Eli Ayase
* Nozomi Toujou
* Hanayo Koizumi
* Maki Nishikino
* Kotori Minami
* Nico Yazawa

### Minor/Supporting

* Nico Yazawa's Mother
* Cocoa Yazawa
* Cocoro Yazawa
* Cotaro Yazawa
* Pingy the Ice Koopa
* Haru Doi
* Senkan Wanibe
* Eiki Shiki, Yamaxanadu
* Junko Ozake

#### School staff

* Principal Minami
* Vice-Principal Shinami
* Yuuko Kakihisa
* Iriko Ookami
* Toriel

## Transcript

* *[The episode opens with Nico Yazawa attempting to get attention outside the school]*
* **Umi:** "Nico, will you stop getting attention from us please?!"
* **Kotori:** "I-I'm with Umi-chan on this one..."
* **Honoka:** "We should replace Nico already!"
* **Nico Yazawa:** "What did I do?!"
* *[The μ's see an 18 year old French-like female on the other side of the side street.]*
* **Honoka:** "Is that--?"
* **Hanayo:** "She looks... beatuiful!"
* **Nico Yuri:** *[She looks at the μ's]*  "Huh?"
* **Honoka:** "We said that you are so beautiful."
* **Nico Yuri:** "Thanks. What's up with you girls, anyway?"
* **Honoka:** "We want to replace Nico Yazawa with someone."
* **Nico Yuri:**"So what's wrong with the girl with the same first name as me?"
* **Nozomi:** "She's an attention whore. A huge one."
* **Nico Yuri:** "Well then, I'll take care for her with my guts." *[she approaches towards Nico Yazawa]*
* **Nico Yazawa:** *[gulps]* "Oh no."
* **Nico Yuri:** "Oh yes." *[she cracks her knuckles]*
* *[Nico Yuri begins to beat Nico Yazawa up]*
* **Nico Yuri:** "Take ***this***!" *[she repetedly punches Nico Yazawa]*
* **Nico Yazawa:** *[incomprehensibly screaming]* "**OW! *OWWWWW!!!* IT HURTS! FORGIVE MEEEEE...!!**"
* **Nico Yuri:** "Never!"
* *[Nico Yuri continues to hit Nico Yazawa's face repeatedly in 30 seconds. Nico Yazawa got badly hurt.]*
* **Nico Yuri:** "Okay, that's enough."
* **Nico Yazawa:** "...Ow..." *[faints]*
* **The other μ's members except Nico Yazawa:** *[cheers and chants]* "Nico Yuri! Nico Yuri! Nico Yuri...!"
* **Nico Yuri:** "O-oh, they're cheering for me."
* **Honoka:** "That was... *incredible!* She deserves it!"
* **Umi:** "I know, right?"
* **Kotori:** "Yea!"
* **Nico Yuri:** "Allow me to introduce myself. My name's Nico Yuri; what are your names? You look like school idols..."
* **Honoka:** "Honoka Kousaka!"
* **Umi:** "Umi Sonoda."
* **Kotori:** "Kotori Minami."
* **Eli:** "Eli Ayase."
* **Nozomi:** "Nozomi Toujou."
* **Hanayo:** "Hanayo Koizumi."
* **Rin:** "Rin Hoshizora, nya~!"
* **Maki:** "Maki Nishikino."
* **Nico Yuri:** *[shakes hands to the μ's]* "Thanks for supporting me. Are you the μ's, right? I listened to your songs before, and it's catchy!"
* **Honoka:** "Thanks!"
* **Nico Yuri:** "I wanted to join your band! Anyone agrees? I'll continue for my French-style artist career!"
* **Honoka:** "Hmmmm...." *[she thinks]* "Sure!"
* **Nico Yuri:** *[excitedly jumps and cheerfully joyful smiles]* "Thank you so much, Honoka! You can count on me!"
* *[Meanwhile at the Yazawa Household, Nico Yazawa got home after her consciousness, yet still badly hurt after got beaten by Nico Yuri.]*
* **Nico Yazawa:** "Mom, an imposter who has the same nickname as me replaced me!"
* **Nico Yazawa's mother:** "What?!"
* **Nico Yazawa:** "She even got beaten me earlier!"
* **Nico Yazawa's mother:** "Well... you deserved it for being an attention whore, young lady. Your friends got replaced you by Ms. Yuri! Thus, I'm supporting her, too!”
* **Nico Yazawa:** "Oh nooooooooooo...!"
* *[Cotaro breaks his mom's expensive vase and blames Nico Yazawa]*
* **Nico Yazawa:** *[she approaches towards Cotaro]* "Why you...!"
* *[Nico Yazawa beats Cotaro hardly, the screen blacks out.]*
* *[Meanwhile back at the Otonokizaka High School, the μ's wanted Nico Yuri to visit Otonokizaka High School and she pretends to be a student.]*
* **Honoka:** "Here we are, other Nico! This is where we studied—Otonokizaka High School."
* **Nico Yuri:** "Wow!"
* **Honoka:** "Isn't that great? We, school idols, wanted to form us in order to prevent our school from abolishment."
* **Nico Yuri:** "So that's why the school idols for!"
* **Kotori:** "Yuri-san, would you like to meet my mom? She thinks that you are famous!"
* **Nico Yuri:** "Sure thing!"
* **Kotori:** "Very well! To the Principal's Office, then!"
* *[At the Principal's Office, Principal Minami and Vice-Principal Shinami are in there. The door knocks.]*
* **Principal Minami:** "Who is it?"
* **Kotori:** "It's your daughter, Principal!"
* *[Nico Yazawa bashes through the doors]*
* **Everyone (except Nico Yazawa):** '"Nico Yazawa?!"
* **Vice-Principal Shinami:** "Yazawa! What in the name is going on here?!"
* **Nico Yazawa:** "Hello! Nice Nico is here for this dumb and stupid meeting!"
* **Nico Yuri:** *[is furious]* "**You again!** I thought i wrecked you earlier!"
* **Nico Yazawa:** "Bring it on Grandma!" *[She punches Nico Yuri in the face]*
* **Nico Yuri:** "Ow! Think you are tough because I'm older than you?!" *[she crunched her knuckles]* "That's it—**TAKE...**" *[she hardly punches Nico Yazawa towards her eye]* "...***THIS!**"*
* **Nico Yazawa:** "**ARRRRGH! MY EYE!**" *[whimpering]*
* *[Nico runs away to her house]*
* **Principal Minami:** "Sorry about that, Ms. Yuri. Perhaps I should call her mother and she is subjected to be expelled from our school." *[to Vice-Principal Shinami]* "Shinami, you're up." *[she picks up her phone calling Nico Yazawa's mother]*
* **Vice-Principal Shinami:** "So, Nico Yuri, I just saw you on TV! They said you are the fastest, beautiful French artwork you have when you were in Paris!"
* **Nico Yuri:** "Thank you, ma'am! I hope you appreciate me as an artist!"
* **Vice-Principal Shinami:** "You're gladly welcome! I'm Imiko Shinami, Vice-Principal of Otonokizaka High."
* **Nico Yuri:** "Nice to meet you, Vice-Principal."
* **Vice-Principal Shinami:** "Since Yazawa is going nuts, why not become an acting student in place of Nico Yazawa? Are you gonna accept my offer just for bonding with the μ's?"
* *[Meanwhile at the Yazawa household once again...]*
* **Nico Yazawa:** "Mom, look what Yuri-san did to me again! My eye hurts!"
* **Nico Yazawa's mother:** "Sorry, young lady—I don't even care about you, but you are still deserved it! I'm not gonna help you with that."
* **Cocoro Yazawa:** "By the way, were replacing you with Nico Yuri!"
* *[Nico Yazawa gets kicked out of the Yazawa Household]*
* **Nico Yazawa:** "Noooooooooo...! Let me in! ***Let* me in!** ***Noooooooooo...!***" [shouts in distance at the face of the earth]
* *[Meanwhile back at the Otonokizaka High School, we see Nico Yuri in her school uniform during class after she accepted Vice-Principal Shinami's offer for being a replacement student of Nico Yazawa.]*
* **Yuuko Kakihisa:** "Okay, class—today we are going to study about the parts of a plum, natively known here in Japan as *sumomo* (李(すもも))."
* *[Pingy and Haru appears]*
* **Haru:** "Excuse me, Ms. Kakihisa, can I ask you something important?"
* **Yuuko Kakihisa:** "What is it?"
* *[Nico Yazawa bashes through the doors once again for revenge]*
* **Pingy:** "I'm afraid that Nico Yazawa is going to get revenge on Nico Yuri once again..."
* **Students:** *[gasping]*
* **Nico Yuri:** "Not that spolied brat again!"
* *[Nico Yazawa arrives in their class.]*
* **Yuuko Kakihisa:** *[shocked]* "Nico Yazawa?! Not you again!"
* **Nico Yazawa:** "That's right, Ms. Kakihisa! I'm the real Nico. My imposter's gonna pay for what she did to me! They even kicked out from my home because of her!"
* **Yuuko Kakihisa:** "Nico Yazawa, we told the Prinicipal earlier that you got expelled for damaging our school property. You can't stand a chance!"
* **Nico Yazawa:** "I don't fucking care! I will gonna get revenge for my damn imposter of me!"
* **Nico Yuri:** *[angrily stands and approaches towards Nico Yazawa]* "That's it, other Nico! You have gone way to far, but still -- I'll smack you with my fists!" *[she mega punched towards Nico Yazawa's tummy]*
* **Nico Yazawa:** "***ARRGGGGGH!***" *[she thrown out of the shattered window to the school's front exterior]*
* *[Senkan walks by outside at Otonokizaka High School. Near the school gate, he saw Nico Yazawa got brutally injured from out of the window after Nico Yuri punched her.]*
* **Senkan:** "Oh... my... God! I'm calling the cops!" *[he ran away a little distance and contacting the police department]*.
* *[Back at their class, Iriko approaches and arrives in their class with a shocking revelation of school damages done by Nico Yazawa.]*
* **Iriko Ookami:** "What the heck is *going* on here?!"
* **Yuuko Kakihisa:** "Iriko! Nico Yazawa damaged our school property for having a revenge against Nico Yuri! I'm glad she knocked her down, but she knocked out of the breakthrough window!"
* **Iriko Ookami:** *[overlooks at the shattered window]* "That Nico Yazawa!" *[she also scouted to Senkan]* "Looks like he's calling something." *[to Yuuko Kakihisa]* "Looks like we have a major incident in our school because of Nico Yazawa's behavior. Isn't it she's expelled already?"
* **Yuuko Kakihisa:** "Likely yes. Principal Minami called her mother earlier that her daughter got expelled."
* **Iriko Ookami:** *[to Nico Yuri]* "You're Nico Yuri, right?"
* **Nico Yuri:** "Yes, ma'am. They offered me from the Vice-Principal as a replacement of Nico Yazawa."
* **Iriko Ookami:** *[shakes hands to Nico Yuri]* "Nice to meet ya. I'm Ms. Iriko Ookami, teacher of martial arts. I saw you on the news that you are great at artist. Splendid! I'm sorry if there's a major incident due to other Nico..."
* **Nico Yuri:** "Thanks, Ms. Ookami. And that's fine. We're gonna repair the damages."
* **Yuuko Kakihisa:** "Class, sorry for the severe incident today. Class dismissed!"
* *[The students at Otonokizaka High are about to go home. However, a police siren wailing in distance from the outside.]*
* **Honoka:** "What was that?"
* *[At the front school exterior, the police arrives. The students are now outside and they witnessed.]*
* **Nico Yazawa:** *[she wakes up from her consciousness]* "...What happened...?"
* **Senkan:** "You! You demonic bastard! You tried to destroy their school!"
* **Nico Yazawa:** "I'm sorry! Please... forgive me..." *[sobs]*
* **Junko Ozake:** "Nico Yazawa, you are under arrest for damaging Otonokizaka High School's property. We're taking you into prison for major custody."
* **Eiki:** "Get in the police car now!"
* *[Nico Yuri angrily approaches again to Nico Yazawa while being arrested.]*
* **Nico Yuri:** *[she punches her face once again]* "That's what you get for revenging against me!"
* **Pingy:** "Oh man, what's happening?"
* **Senkan:** *[he approaches towards Haru and Pingy]* "I just called the cops, what I heard is they're fighthing the two inside the school. I believe Nico Yazawa was responsible for breaking through the Otonokizaka High."
* *[Meanwhile at prison...]*
* *[The Muse, along with their replacement Nico Yuri (still in her uniform), arrives as visitors]*
* **Nico Yazawa:** "Oh! Good timing guys! Are you gonna bail me out?"
* **Honoka:** "Nope! We are not gonna bail you out. We still support Nico Yuri as a replacement from you, but you kept revenging it!"
* **Nico Yuri:** *[angrily points to Nico Yazawa]* "You are staying in jail for an indefinite time. You can't stand a chance against me! Ever!"
* **Nico Yazawa:** *[she approaches towards Nico Yuri while she's in the cell‚ strangles Nico Yuri]* "**You f··king imposter!**"
* **Nico Yuri** *[gagging]* "You... why you...!" *[she tighten her fist on her right hand]* "***GAAAARGH!***" *[punches Nico Yazawa towards her face]*
* *[Nico Yazawa got hit towards the wall, faints.]*
* **Rin:** "Are you okay, Yuri-san?"
* *[The scene cuts to an ending card]*
* *[Nico Yazawa pops out of the ending card being badly injured]*
* **Nico Yazawa:** "Th-th-th-th-that's the end of me!"
* **Nico Yuri:** *[attacks Nico Yazawa's back with her metallic bar]* "That's my line, you bastard!" *[forth wall]* "That's all folks! Good night!" *[she endly smiles]*
* *[The on-screen text "岼ゆりニコ WINS" appears.]*
* **Announcer:** "Nico Yuri wins!"
* *[Then the on-screen text "FATALITY" appears.]*
* **Announcer:** "Fatality!"
* *[The episode ends]*

## Trivia

* The reason why Nico Yuri is a replacement μ's member of Nico Yazawa due to their same given names, that was mentioned by Jashin Empress back from the Community Plaza Wiki.
* This is one of the few episodes where Nico Yazawa gets arrested.

### Continuity

* It is unknown how Nico Yazawa got reinitiated back to Muse in the next episode.

### Cultural References

* The way Nico bashes through the office doors is similar to Bowser infiltrating the meeting in *Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story*.
* Nico Yazawa parodies Porky Pig's ending and signature line "That's All Folks!" in the ending.
* The "Fatality" line is referenced from *Mortal Kombat* game series where the opponent gets ripping out of certain body parts by the winning character.