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TRASHMAS Special: Jake Paul, Goop, and Nigel Farage ft. HRTBPS

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Dec 21st, 2017, and
 runs for about 57 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* @hrtbps

## Description

> Happy Trashmas from Riley (@raaleh) Milo (@milo\_edwards) and Hussein (@HKesvani), joined by HRTBPS (@hrtbps). We listen to traditional carols from from the Jake Paul hymnal, Litmas, we exchange crystal nootropic room spray from Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP, and look into the holiday cheer that is Nigel Farage's life in shambles post-Brexit.
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Trashfuture Presents: Balthasar Speedboat

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Dec 3rd, 2018, and
 runs for about 7 minutes.

## Description

> This week's bonus episode of Trashfuture is actually a pilot of sorts -- it's a comedy show we've assembled featuring an ensemble cast of Milo, Riley, Olga Koch, Pierre Noveille, Alex Kealy, and a few bits from Nate as well.
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Vibe Biopsy feat. Antonia Jennings

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, May 4th, 2020, and
 runs for about 75 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Hussein Kesvani
* Milo Edwards
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly
* @tweetingantonia
* @rethinkecon

## Description

> What is the economy going to look like at the end of the pandemic? Why is the UK government working hand-in-hand with private equity to even further concentrate the economy? Why does this app attempt to fire you for bad vibes? This week, the cast of Riley (@raaleh), Hussein (@HKesvani), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum) join special guest Antonia Jennings (@tweetingantonia) of Rethinking Economics (@rethinkecon) to answer these burning questions.
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Yellow Snow feat. @idahobones

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Aug 26th, 2021, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* @idahobones
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Our friend @idahobones joins the gang for a discussion of how tech-inflected insurance companies dream of a heavily surveillance life for all, and also to revisit an old friend of the show, Softbank’s very own Lemonade! Prepare yourself for the revelation.
> Get the whole thing on Patreon: (link omitted) you’re in the UK and want to help Afghan refugees and internally displaced people, consider donating to Afghanaid: (link omitted) ALERT\* see Milo perform in London here: (link omitted) LIVE SHOW ALERT\* We have a live show in London on September 1! Patrons have a discount so check the posts if you are a subscriber! (link omitted) DESIGN ALERT\* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: (link omitted) are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)
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TF Live at Bristol Transformed feat. Jack Frayne-Reid and Dalia Gebrial

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Apr 11th, 2019, and
 runs for about 9 minutes.

## Cast

* @daliagebrial
* @gapesology

## Description

> This is it, folks. The first live recording with our mobile space station, the first outside-London show, and the first leftist UK politics supergroup podcast featuring Dalia Gebrial (@daliagebrial)of Novara Media and Jack Frayne-Reid (@gapesology) of Reel Politik Podcast. Recorded live at Hamilton House, Stokes Croft, Bristol on April 5, 2019, it's a show about the things that matter: brain scanning helmets that write musical symphonies, Bristol's slave-trade past, its devotion to one particular slave-trading city father, and the local Illuminati that worship him like a god.
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The Gold Family in the Gold House feat. Aaron Thorpe

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Mar 18th, 2021, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* @thotteusstevens
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> This week, we've brought on Aaron Thorpe (@thotteusstevens) of the Trillbillies and A Time of Monsters podcasts, to discuss the British royal family and the recent Oprah interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. What is the deal with this institution? Why do British people simply accept this? Get it all explained here.
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The Great Train Robbery feat Gareth Dennis

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Fri, Oct 22nd, 2021, and
 runs for about 11 minutes.

## Cast

* @GarethDennis
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> The gang talks all things rail with with railway engineer and the host of Rail Natter, Gareth Dennis (@GarethDennis). We go back into the history of how Britain's railways "got like that," and how government plans to centralise and revitalise Great British Rail is just a coat of red white and blue paint over (you guessed it!) giving money to scammy start ups.
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Where We're Shopping, We Won't Need Eyes To See feat. This Machine Kills

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, May 10th, 2021, and
 runs for about 84 minutes.

## Cast

* @machinekillspod
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Ed and Jathan from This Machine Kills (@machinekillspod) are back to discuss another titan of the tech industry. Amazon's annual leader to shareholders has been released, and in it they advance a sort of inverse labour theory of value (who can be surprised!), with hilarious results. It's scale is now approaching a level that is hard to comprehend, so come with us across the event horizon. But first, we discuss Labour's performance in the elections and the leadership's steadfast ability to not learn anything.
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Thuggee Life: TF Reviews Jacob Rees-Mogg’s Book (feat. Nish Kumar)

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Feb 6th, 2020, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Description

> This week, we're talking Jacob Rees-Mogg's history: his book 'The Victorians' might be the single worst collection of words that Riley's ever subjected himself to (so far), and we've brought on friend of the show Nish Kumar (@ mrnishkumar) to discuss it. You might even call it a 'Horrible History,' but that would be anti-British drivel!
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Universal Cruddit: Monster Double Feature Sode ft Abi Wilkinson

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Dec 4th, 2017, and
 runs for about 92 minutes.

## Description

> The first episode featuring the fifth robot lion of our dumb internet Voltron! Journalist Abi Wilkinson (@AbiWilks) arrives as a guest and then is hoodwinked into leaving as a full time host because Hussein does the Get Out hypnosis on her.
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Titania McGrath Tells You You're Smart (ASMR) feat. Dalia Gebrial

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Sat, Mar 30th, 2019, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Description

> Amazing how Titania McGrath, a fictional account that owns Millennials by making dad jokes, is the talk of the London Media. It's almost like the account is run by two middle-aged Tories whose friends all RT them out of a sense of obligation. In a preview of this week's bonus, Riley, Milo, and Nate speak with Novara Media's Dalia Gebrial (@daliagebrial) about the Titania McGrath 'phenomenon,' and why it speaks to the deeply conservative cornerstones of horniness and hurt feelings.
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Лучи в небе

Молодой Герман живет в общежитии на холме возле большой реки, он нелюдим и одинок. Однажды он находит странную сферу в своей комнате и с беспечностью носит ее с собой везде, ровно до тех пор, пока не получает предупреждение от загадочной незнакомки. Тогда то он решает от нее избавиться, но это приводит к ужасным последствиям.
Sex Minidiscs: TF Reviews ‘Strange Days‘ (1995)

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Sep 16th, 2021, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> For this week's bonus, Milo, Nate, and Alice watched the 1995 Kathryn Bigelow film STRANGE DAYS, in which Ray Fiennes is a lovelorn memory-salesman hawking minidiscs that let you experience other people's consciousness. It's a bizarre document from the time in which its made, it's a film with cult status in certain quarters, and it posits the notion that to get over your problems, you need Angela Bassett to kick your ass. Hope you enjoy!
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Sensitive Tycoons Pilot Episode

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Sun, Apr 1st, 2018, and
 runs for about 54 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Hussein Kesvani
* Olga Koch
* Milo Edwards
* @fraserwat

## Description

> Liz Truss filed an injunction to take over our RSS feed because we were too negative. So instead of @raaleh, @HKesvani, @rocknrolga, @milo\_edwards, and special guest @fraserwat talking about how the entire world is turning into youtube clips of the movie Crank, we've been replaced by a group with a somewhat... sunnier outlook.
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Scrutes in the Road feat. Nathan Oseroff-Spicer

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Feb 27th, 2020, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

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> You've all heard the various encomiums about Roger fucking Scruton, the absurdly racist idiot philosopher who was terrified of the female orgasm and was somehow welcomed in every echelon of the British state for decades. Well, we've brought on an academic philosopher and friend of the show Nathan Oseroff-Spicer (@nathanoseroff) to break down Scruton's work in detail. And guess what? It's... interesting.
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My story universe Wiki

**Welcome to the My story universe Wiki!**
This is the wiki for my private fan fiction

## Important articles

Ironman

Sista

Earth-1

Earth-2

Convergence

Earth (disambiguation)

*Need help building out this community?*

* Rules of this wiki
* Getting Started
* How to Contribute
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* All Help articles

You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central!

*Community Founders*: Write a good and paragraph-length description for your welcome section about your topic. Let your readers know what your topic is about and add some general information about it. Then you should visit the admin dashboard for more tips.
Earth-19

Earth-19 is a dimension in the Multiverse it is similar to Earth-1, Earth-2, and Earth-38. it has humans like all three of those and it has sapient bears and eyeballs like Earth-38 and Earth-2. Notable members of the dimension are Ryan, Little B (Earth-19), Beary (Earth-19), Sista (Earth-19), Biggie (Earth-19), and The Destroyer (Earth-19).
Twûnkhöle Capital SA

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Jul 12th, 2021, and
 runs for about 83 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> This week, it’s Riley, Milo, Alice, and Nate discussing a startup that will make it even easier for you to not own a home, the dreaded ‘football situation’ in England, the UK government’s plans to end all COVID distancing measures, and a dicey situation in the US state of Maine involving self-declared MILFs.
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## Start-up

 This episodes discusses Casafari, a "real estate network that offers agents a complete and updated overview of the real estate market."
What Boris Johnson Thinks Of You feat. Aidan 'Taco' Jones

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Oct 10th, 2019, and
 runs for about 14 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly
* @AJ\_Taco

## Description

> In this preview of this week's bonus episode, our review of Boris Johnson's terrible novel 72 VIRGINS continues — this time featuring Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Alice (@AliceAvizandum) and returning guest Aidan 'Taco' Jones (@AJ\_Taco). The story continues to get worse, because the current Prime Minister of the UK wrote racist fanfic for bitter British dads. Brace yourself for the horror!
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The Trinity of Melts

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Sun, Jun 3rd, 2018, and
 runs for about 60 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Hussein Kesvani
* Milo Edwards
* Nate Bethea

## Description

> This week, Riley (@raaleh), Hussein (@HKesvani), and Milo (@milo\_edwards) are back in the studio in the Caliphate of Tower Hamlets recapping centrist and extremist idiots' absolute dumbest takes on the Irish referendum results. They cover Christian ISIS, Classical Athenian democracy, and a lot of busting jokes.
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The Empire's New Clothes feat. Patrick Wyman

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Mar 30th, 2020, and
 runs for about 77 minutes.

## Description

> TF Season Three continues as ancient history Patrick Wyman (@Patrick\_Wyman) from the Tides of History podcast joins the gang to discuss what went exactly went wrong with the Roman Empire. Why did it collapse? What can we learn from this experience? Why were Roman death cults way cooler than our death cults?
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Season 1

Season 1 of Trashfuture ran from 20 June 2017 ("Amazon Prime Day Got Too Commercial") to 11 December 2019 ("Matt 117: TF 2019 General Election"), and served as the show's innocent childhood, awkward adolescence and flourishing into the prime of its life, before having its innocence and kneecaps brutally shattered by Events

Hosts, production and producers were all taking time to fall into their comfort zones but the basic formula is still there - most episodes are based around the formula of a startup, an issue and a reading from one of media's most inspired brane gods to finish. Keen-eared and sharp-snouted hogs may, however, note that the startups would be as likely to be an incredible physical product such as the legendary Juicero in the early days, with increasing knowledge of the dark ways of financialisation being something the show would grow into
Scruton Under Scrutiny feat. Josie Long

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Nov 12th, 2018, and
 runs for about 75 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* @JosieLong

## Description

> Did a bad thing happen? Well, here are 50 British columnists to tell you why you’re an intolerant liberal elitist for calling it bad. In that spirit, Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), and Hussein (@HKesvani) spoke with comedian and Arts Emergency founder Josie Long @JosieLong) in a whirlwind session that covered Brendan O’Neill’s pedantic defence of the Grenfell effigy burners and the recent appointment of classic inverted book pedant Roger Scruton to a high-profile Tory quango. This episode also features Milo writing his own Brendan O’Neill article, and it’s a delight.
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Eyeball Race

The Eyeballs are multi-dimensional race like the humans but, unlike the humans they only are in three dimensions and one of those doesn't have real Eyeballs that one being Earth-38 the others being Earth-2 and Earth-99. members being Sista, Biggie, Big-Big (Earth-38 variant), and Sis (Earth-38 variant).
The Shape of Things To Come feat. Seamus Malekafzali

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Nov 22nd, 2021, and
 runs for about 64 minutes.

## Cast

* @seamus\_malek
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Riley, Milo, and Alice are joined by our friend Séamus Malekafzali (@seamus\_malek) for a Neom Status update. With the rollicking success of The Line leaving every industry the world over revolutionised forever, Saudi has added yet another dimension to the shape of innovation. But first, a reflection on the growth and role of vigilantism in the US and U.K., and a look at the dreams versus the reality of electric car producers who promise to change the world but still haven’t really made any… cars.
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Сборник Затмение

Сборник рассказов в жанре ужасов из трех циклов, объединенный одной тематикой.

В сборнике проскальзывает косвенная взаимосвязь между рассказами и циклами, а так же используется общая терминология.

Большая часть рассказов посвящена встречам людей со сверхъестественными силами и могущественными существами.

Цикл Глухая ночь

Цикл Враги

Цикл Ветра и пустоты
Trashfuture Presents: Balthasar Speedboat 3

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Mar 14th, 2019, and
 runs for about 11 minutes.

## Cast

* @alexkealy
* Olga Koch
* @pierrenovellie

## Description

> This is a promo of this week's Patreon bonus episode.
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> We're back in the saddle for yet another edition of Balthasar Speedboat. This episode features Riley, Milo, Nate, Alex Kealy (@alexkealy), Olga Koch (@rocknrolga), and Pierre Novellie (@pierrenovellie) -- and covers the usual spectrum of topics (but mostly Michael Jackson). Did you know Riley apparently sheds hair as a defensive mechanism? Did you know that Richard Nixon was convinced that gays brought down the Roman Empire? All this can be yours, and more.
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Ironman

Ironman is a character from Earth-1 and he is a member of the Earth-1 Avengers.His real identity is Tony Stark. he makes a Dimension traveler. Where he found Earth-2 (the name is not found out until after Convergence) where he Sista, Biggie, Beary, and Little B, and they helped him fix the Dimension traveler.
Black widow

**This page is about the Earth-1 character what are other times the name Black Widow is used see Black Widow (disambiguation)**

Black Widow also known as Natasha Romanoff was a former Russian spy until Hydra use the Black Widow program to make her black widow. Later she betrayed Hydra and joins The Avengers and she is now a superhero.
Stand On the Christmas Honk

"Stand on the Christmas Honk" is a (fictional) charity single produced by Johannes Vonk and the Clogheads.

**Background (Fictional):**

*Johannes Vonk and the Clogheads reunited in 2020 for their charity single "Stand on the Christmas Honk" to try and end a tragic year with a beautiful tribute to late band member Mohammed van der Stael (who died in a jet ski accident brought on by too much polish) featuring his widow, Martina, on backing vocals.*

*In an interview with Keith James of "Tunes Brittania", Vonk described the troubled production behind the novelty single. The front-man turned producer stated that the song was originally written under intense pressure from label executives who wanted to capitalize on the success of their hit "Honkbal Hoofdklasse (On My Radio Tonight)" but facing deadlines and internal conflict, the Clogheads fell apart early in production of the album.*

*2020 was mixed for Vonk and the other former members of the Clogheads. The ongoing pandemic and issues with Brexit ended plans for a reprisal of their famous "Slags from Den Haag" tour planned for the summer, but in June their song went viral again as teens on TikTok rediscovered it when Met Jacob deGrom posted an inspirational video of himself standing on the mound at an empty Citi Field urging fans to stay strong or "Stand on the Honk" while the song played.*

*Inspired by the royalty checks from Spotify for €3.80 after almost 1,000,000 plays, Vonk contacted surviving members of the band to try and recapture the magic one more time. Martina was brought in late to the project and recorded her sessions separately as she was unable to travel to Vonk's studio for the recording due to travel restrictions.*

*Ultimately, The Cloghead's new single raised over €65 for COVID relief. Vonk stated that he hopes post-pandemic the band will be getting back together for a victory lap around southwest England and Wales at finer pubs and dives.*

Video: <iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/IPRDuW-AZy0" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Johannes Vonk and the Clog Heads - "Stand on the Christmas Honk" Performed by Milo Edwards, featuring Olga Koch

Produced, presumably by Nate Bethea
Convergence

Convergence happened when Earth-1 and Earth-2 started to fuse. Then the threat of the antimatter combination came the antimatter from both dimensions were going to merge and that would send a wave antimatter into the matter dimension which would destroy both Earth in the process. Fortunately the heroes of both dimensions were able to stop it. they were able the turn both Earth's back to normal. In the aftermath of that the leader of The Multiverse Guardians created Earth-1.5
Sushi

Sushi Blakimmy is the 5th oldest child in the Blakimmy family.

@shsIfandomperson (Quotev)

Citrus (adoptive sibling)

Blueberry (adoptive sibling)

Clay (adoptive sibling)

Wilburt (adoptive sibling)

Dan (adoptive sibling)

Wolfie (adoptive sibling)

Kumo (like family)

Wooper (adopted pet)

## History

Sushi's parents left her due to not being able to care for a family. She's terrified of it happening again, which is where her fear of abandonment comes from.

There were many devices in the orphanage, so video games and other screens were how she made herself happy though she had no parents to take care of her. She was 12 when she learned to code, and when she was adopted by Blake and Jimmy.

## Personality

Sushi is a self proclaimed “gamer girl” who doesn’t get out much. She occasionally quotes vines and memes both ironically and unironically and has multiple OCs, her most prominent being Chikara, Ayano and Luna. She has a major fear of death or abandonment, but hides it online where she acts fierce (unlike in real life where she has low self confidence and cries easily). Sushi goes on the internet a lot, even when it is restricted to gain confidence. They like animals but their allergies do not like them, which explains why they can’t pet dogs.

## Appearance

Sushi is a pale-skinned human female with extremely short hair with what seems like a tail in the back. She'll wear anything if it's clean, even if it obviously doesn't fit. This means that she can be in a variety of different outfits; there's no set thing.

## Trivia

* It is currently unknown who Sushi takes place of in the WIP Blakimmy mod
* They
* kin Chiaki Na
* The person who plays Sushi was MIA for a long time, but has returned.

## Gallery

Sushi and Blueberry as the puppets in Showdown BanditsSushi as Girlfriend.
Wilburt

***"Back to business, baby!"***

Wilburt is the fourth oldest of the adopted Blakimmy kids and they have a major fire and explosion problem.

## Wilburt Blakimmy

### Aliases

WilGay

William (Mistaken Name)

Inky Boi

Monster

### Relatives

Blake (foster mother)Jimmy (foster father)

Citrus (adoptive sibling)

Blueberry (adoptive sibling)

Clay (adoptive sibling)

Sushi (adoptive sibling)

Dan (adoptive sibling)

Wolfie (adoptive sibling)

Kumo (like family)

Wooper (adopted pet)

## History

Nothing is currently known about Wilburt’s early life aside from that he was adopted by Blake and Jimmy at some point.

## Personality

Wilburt is an ageless being who likes ink and setting things on fire and exploding things. He used to have an edgy-ass personality. He now has a normal personality being a fucking retarded bitch.

## Relationships

### Jimmy

Not really getting along with Jimmy, he and the others are dedicated to abuse him every Friday, though he is their father.

### Blake

Same results are Jimmy. He doesn't really have any problems with her.

### Citrus

A fellow brother of him, he doesn't mind him though.

### Blueberry

The only one he cares for aside from Wolfie. He is really protective to them due to them being the only one "mature" enough.

### Clay

The one who he bugs a lot. Not really a huge favorite to Clay, she'll play with his head due to her slicing his head off.

### Leaf

For some reason.. Leaf is also nice to him.. He'll protect him and make him stop killing other people... And A little bit.. Wilburt is scared of Leaf sometimes..

## Appearance

He is simple sketch person who wears a black jacket or a sweater with a smile in it. He is always wears his hat because it's something that helps him with memories. He is sometimes red for some reason

## Trivia

* He will replace Pico in the Blakimmy mod WIP
* He is hated by most of his siblings and doesn't get along with his parents, especially Jimmy.
* His siblings love to mess with his head.
* Wolfie Is the only sibling other than Blue that is only very nice to him
* The family doesn't know if he's Bri\*ish or not.
* He was red in the past for some reason
Blakimmy family/cult rp Wiki

Hi there! Welcome to the Blakimmy family, an online family praising the ship of Blake x Jimmy (Blakimmy) started by Blueberry Da Cat. All members here are family members aside from that one crackhead guy who stalks us through our windows. Anyways if you are not a Blakimmy family member, why and how are you here??
Vibestalker

Vibestalker is a chaotic being entirely responsible for the flow of emotions.

## History

Nothing is currently known about Vibestalker’s early life, other than his awakening in an unknown part of the 21st century due to influence by a werewolf and her rooster-king friend.

## Personality

Vibestalker is, of course, a vibechecker and is also a crackhead stalking the Blakimmy family. They are part of the sketchbook gang and they only drink Canada Dry. They are also only motivated by Canada Dry.

## Trivia

* They have asthma, which usually becomes heard during periods of intense focus or concentration
* Vibestalker blasts crappy synth songs at 3AM
* They have infinite anvils stolen from someone named Beto09786
* They can manipulate vibes/emotions
* Vibestalker's blood is made of Canada Dry, and rapidly drains every hour
* They have portal manipulation powers which leads to wormholes everywhere
* They have blast resistance, meaning that they are immune to detonations
Большой космический ужас

**Большой космический ужас** - диптих, рассказывающий о последнем дне человеческой цивилизации. Действия первой части происходит на Луне, второй - на Земле.

## На Луне.

Космонавт, находящийся на станции на Луне, наблюдает за тем, как его родной мир погибает.

## На Земле.

В рассказе описываются последние дни людей, умирающих на гибнущей Земле.
Dan

Dan is a smol boi the is the second youngest child.

Smoll Boi Dan

Lil’ Boi

Citrus (adoptive sibling)

Blueberry (adoptive sibling)

Clay (adoptive sibling)

Wilburt (adoptive sibling)

Sushi (adoptive sibling)

Wolfie (adoptive sibling)

Kumo (like family)

Wooper (adopted pet)

## History

He is a Demon Made in a Lab and although his birth parents are unknown he thinks his birth parents were somewhat related to his foster parents Blake and Jimmy

## Personality

Dan is the second youngest Blakimmy member who is a sensitive gamer boi. He can’t spell and wants to have YouTube channel. He is also very kind and smoll and always puts his family and friends first. He also likes to play games but if you make him mad, well lets just say your friends won't be hearing from you again, ever.

## Trivia

* He has an ability which lets him slow down time to make 1 second pass by .5 seconds longer (But only he feels it) it is super hard for him to do it because his mind, soul and body have to be fully in sync but the more he tries the better he gets

* He can also shapeshift into anything he wants to at will

* He can make an electrical force around him or just make electricity and electrical charges

* He can grow back body parts/ regenerate himself is something bad happens to him
* He Can Die and he just respawns at his bed

## Relationships

Citrus He Hates Citrus with every Fiber of His Bein

Leaf He Respects Leaf and Would Literally Sacrafice himself for Leaf
Stone

**This character is a former member of the Blakimmy family and will not be readded due to the creator of Stone saying a slur on FANDOM and being blocked. Please do not unlock this page - Blueberry da cat**

Stone is the second youngest sibling of the Blakimmy family and a Tankman simp

## Stone

### Relatives

Blake (foster mother)Jimmy (foster father)

Citrus (adoptive sibling)

Blueberry (adoptive sibling)

Clay (adoptive sibling)

Wilburt (adoptive sibling)

Sushi (adoptive sibling)

Dan (adoptive sibling)

Wolfie (adoptive sibling)

Kumo (adoptive sibling)

Wooper (adopted pet)

## History

Nothing is currently known about Stone’s early life aside from that she was adopted by Blake and Jimmy at some point.

## Personality

Stone can get very angry at times. She loves Friday Night Funkin and likes falling off of buildings since she can’t die.

## Appearance

Stone’s appearance is very stone like as she has gray skin and hair. She also has black eyes and wears a green hoodie and gray sweatpants.

## Trivia

* Stone will replace Tankman in the Blakimmy mod WIP.
* She is 2,015 years old and still alive.
* She hates Wolfie, and Wilburt
* When the Blakimmy family members bully her it’s on Saturday.
* Stone is lesbian but bisexual for fictional characters .
* Her frienemy is Clay.
* She simps for all the people in tankmen
* She can’t die.
* she usually listens to music half of the day
* She eats cigars and drinks some dr pepper.
* She eats humans
* she isnt a yandere anymore [outdated]
Земля - 0

Земля - 0 или вселенная - 0. Основная земля во вселенной кейдж, или же оригинальная вселенная.
Именно на ней происходят действия сериала молекула Бога (третий период). Именно в этой вселенной будут разворачиваться и события предстоящего полнометражного фильма (второй период).

**Фильмы и сериалы, происходящие в этой вселенной:**

«молекула Бога»
Blake

Blake is one of the starters of the Blakimmy ship and the mother of the family.

Clay (adopted child)

Wilburt (adopted child)

Sushi (adopted child)

Dan (adopted child)

Wolfie (adopted child)

Kumo (like family)

Wooper (adopted pet)

## History

Nothing is currently known about Blake’s early life other then that she started dating Jimmy at some point and adopted Citrus, Blueberry, Clay, Wilburt, Sushi, Dan, Wolfie, and a Wooper.

## Personality

Blake is a pretty kind person, but is rude around people who annoy her. She’s pretty much a cry baby (like Jimmy) but she doesn’t cry right away. She also falls in love with a lot of people, even if she’s in relationship with Jimmy.

## Appearance

Blake is a light skinned human with long wavy/curly brown hair with light brown highlights.. She has brown eyes and wears a steven universe hoodie, black sweatpants, light gray sneakers, dark gray fingerless gloves and a splatoon hat.

## Trivia

* She is the old or current sona of Blake The Lake
* In the WIP Blakimmy mod, she’ll replace Mommy Mearest
* she acts a lot like Dawko , like her saying things like “oh sugar” and “Dammit” all the time
* Blake is Bisexual
* Blake was originally going to have pink hair
* Pretty much every Blake variation is cannon to the normal Blake story
* she can perfectly sing Inside of every demon is a rainbow
The Immortal Science of Marxist Leninist Cakes-and-Aleism feat. Kimberly McIntosh

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Jan 6th, 2020, and
 runs for about 80 minutes.

## Cast

* @mcintosh\_kim
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Since the election result, you’ve heard all sorts of cries for Labour to get more racist. To discuss her recent article about why this is a terrible idea, writer and researcher Kimberly McIntosh (@mcintosh\_kim) joins Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice @AliceAvizandum. What are ‘Labour heartlands’? Why is class in Britain apparently tied to what you or your parents were doing in the 1970s? And why does London not count as working-class (unless you’re a whippet in a flat cap)?
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Wooper

Wooper is the adopted family pet of the Blakimmy family.

## History

Nothing is currently known about Wooper’s early life aside from that they were adopted by Blake, Jimmy, Citrus, Blueberry, Clay, Wilburt, Sushi, Dan, Kumo and Wolfie at some point.

## Appearance

Wooper is a light blue Wooper with three purple lines on their stomach. They also have purple stick like ears/fins/other(lol there gills apparently) .

## Trivia

* Wooper will replace the Henchmen in the WIP Blakimmy Mod.
* Desbug is his favorite gaming youtuber (please check him out).
* He can also turn into an Eevee for Wolfie.
* Thinks this video is the funniest shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siC6IQfKFms
* prefers to just be wooper.
* is actually 6' 2" irl
* is heterosexual (straight) but might be gay for waluigi
Конструкторы

Существа, призванные создавать формы жизни. В отличии от остальных своих собратьев одарены разумом. Они создали живых существ во вселенной разных видов в качестве эксперимента. Обладают коллективным разумом. Однако, при неизвестных обстоятельствах один из них обрел собственный разум ,что привело к цепочке событий, положивших начало всей истории.
Kumo

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***This was written by a 3rd grader.*** - Citrus

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**Trigger Warning**
***END THIS PAIN, PLEASE! I JUST WANNA GO HOME!*** - **Kumo**

This page contains topics that may trigger some people (such as self harm, abuse, murder, etc). Go on at your own risk!

Kumo is the newest "member" of the family (currently) after starting to date Blueberry.

## Kumo Blakimmy

### Relatives

Blake (“adoptive mother”)Jimmy (“adoptive father”)

Citrus (“adoptive sibling”)

Clay (“adoptive sibling”)

Sushi (“adoptive sibling”)

Dan (“adoptive sibling”)

Wolfie (“adoptive sibling”)

Wooper (adopted pet)

Blueberry (girlfriend)

## History

A few years back, Kumo started to date Blueberry. She soon got introduced to her family. Both Jimmy and Blake gave their approval and she got to live with them.

## Personality

Usually just trying to get along with the family.

## **Appearance**

Kumo wears a traditional kimono. At the top of the kimono are clouds, some are fluffy, some are streaky. going down the blue kimono is a small pond with some visible koi, having some light pink flowers over the pond. On the sash, small pink flowers on a light blue background.

## Relationships

### Jimmy

Kumo thinks Jimmy’s swag since he do gamer stuff.

### Citrus

Citrus and Kumo’s relationship is currently unknown.

### Blueberry

Kumo and Blueberry are partners, both romantically and in business.

### Clay

Clay and Kumo‘s relationship is currently unknown.

### Wilburt

Kumo is currently trying to earn Wilburts trust.

### Sushi

Sushi and Kumo’s relationship is currently unknown.

### Dan

Dan and Kumo’s relationship is currently unknown.

### Wooper

Kumo really likes Wooper and might be on good terms with them.

## Trivia

* Blue's had to get her down from a tree multiple times
* Absolutely loves the 50s style dresses
* She over-exaggerates stuff, like burning chicken
* Kumo’s omnisexual
* Tripped over 4 times while going down the stairs
* Her voice is similar to OR30’s voice, just a bit lower