recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Tamrielic Imperial League (Third Era)

The Tamrielic Imperial League is a Blaseball league founded in the early years of Tamriel's third era by Tliber Sleptim. As of 3E 400, the league consists of eight subleagues, grouped into four groups with two megagroups. (Black Marsh was expelled from the league citing Hist Sap doping controversies), each of which have five teams. The leagues under the Tamrielic Imperial League are grouped into several leagues officially called the Tamrielic Underleagues, and periodically a team will get demoted from the Tamrielic Imperial League leaving another team to be promoted in its place.

## Mannish Megagroup

The Mannish Megagroup is one of the two megagroups of the Tamrielic Imperial league, comprising the Northern Mannish Group (Skyrim and High Rock subleagues), and the Southern Mannish Group (Hammerfell and Cyrodiil Subleagues)

### Skyrim Subleague

Solitude Statues🗿

Windhelm Direwolves🐺

Whiterun Lichens🌲

Markarth Automatons🤖

Falkreath Draugr🧟

### High Rock Subleague

Daggerfall Raining Swords

Shornhelm Demiurges

Tamarilyn Point Flower Girls

Northpoint Krakens

Dunlain Augurs of Dunlain

### Hammerfell Subleague

Solstheim is in this league because Hammerfell had very little Blaseball teams in the beginning of the Third Era, and the Solstheim Whites have since won thirteen championships in the past four hundred years, the most out of any Tamrielic Imperial League Blaseball team in history.

Sentinel Curved Swords

Roseguard Iron Thrones

Solstheim Whites

Dragontail Mountains(Blaseball Team)

Totambu Dwemer Spiders

### Cyrodiil Subleague

Temple District Clerics

Elven Gardens Gardeners

Anvil Sickles

Cheydinhal Oranges

Mir Corrup Spectres

## Merrish Megagroup

The Merrish Megagroup is the second of the two megagroups of the Tamrielic Imperial League. It consists of two groups, the Eastern Mer Group(containing the Morrowind and Elsweyr subleagues) and the Western Mer Group(containing the Bosmeris and Altmeris subleagues of Valenwood and Summerset respectively).

### Morrowind Subleague

Ald'Ruhn Land Crabs

Mournhold False Nerevarines (formerly the Resdayn Nerevarines)

Necrom Ancers

Kragenmoor Centurions

Port Telvannis Shipwrecks

### Elsweyr Subleague

Orcrest Blazing Arrows

Halls of the Colossus GenericTeamName

Two Moons' Dancers

Dune LightningBolts

Rimmen Tsaesci

### Bosmeris Subleague

Balinesti Blaseballs

Falinesti Carnivores

Greenheart Huntsmen

Arenthia Twigs

Elden Root KINMUNEs

### Altmeris Subleague

Wasten Coridale Half-Trolls

Kingdom Fields Muses

Cloudrest Gryphons

Artaeum Caelum (currently suspended)

Firsthold Blades
Olympus Mons Redjays

The Olympus Mons Redjays are a blaseball team in The Underleagues from Olympus Mons, on Mars. The team was founded in XX18 by the Mars rovers Splirit and Opplortunity, years after their mission was intended to conclude, and years more after their operators lost contact. In the shifting sands of the endless Martian desert, they came across many theoretical Mars' only predicted in wildest fiction. Splirit and Opplortunity explored dozens of alternate red planets, in the process developing self awareness and a deep love for the beautiful game of Blaseball. The rovers returned from their exile stronger, faster, and ready to play blall.

Splirit is the team's star hitter, while Opplortunity is the darling of the pitching lineup. In addition, the Redjays are composed of representative players from each alternate Mars that the rovers encountered, including (but not limited to):

* Red Soviet Mars
* Mars of the Tripods, a timeline where the Martians won the War of the Worlds
* Mars of the Mars-Men, a timeline where the Humans took the fight to the Martian homeworld using stolen Tripod Martian technology
* Future Mars, where androids fight for the right to play in the MLB (Martian League Blaseball)
* Green Mars, where Mars has a diverse biosphere and mutant blaseball players are hunted for splort
* Blasemars, where Mars is a mere blaseball in an aeons-long game played between cosmic blaseball titans
* Mars, the Roman god of war and a variety of splorts (though not blaseball)
* Double Mars, the Mars of Mars
* Canal-Builder Mars, where the ancient and telepathic Martian people live in crystalline spires and discovered blaseball millennia before humans

Despite displaying a vast array of talent, the Redjays remain an Underleagues team due to the difficulty of transporting teams across interplanetary distances and the messy legal status of alternate-dimension players. Many Redjays fans hope that this status will be reconsidered after the Grand Unslam and resulting spatio-temporal instability that split the sky and brought the infinite Los Angeli into conjunction.
Atalante Dancers

The **Atalante Dancers** are a Gravity League Blaseball team in the Natural Hope division of the Natural League. They have been a part of the League since Season 0.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Monek Nation
* Sheen Squat
* Patrice Hall
* Ego Bartlett
* Peach Elfen
* Kirby Stewart
* Penelope Foxx
* Henricks Legion
* Briggs Moneybags

### Rotation

* Noel Adkins
* Delilah Crossing
* Hubert Carl
* Alice Chris
* Sixshot Whatley
Palm Beach Trust Funds

The Trust Funds are a Blaseball team competing in The Underleagues. The Trust Funds play in The Exiled League for Floridians (ELF) in The Northern South Division due to Florida's statewide expulsion from The South East South Beast Division of the Hokum League ("*they know what they did*").

Located in an alleyway between two successful investment firms, it's known throughout the ELF that the Trust Funds are the most financially stable and financially capable team in the league. The Trust Funds are a newly-formed team with rumored connections to the professional Blaseball team, the Miami Dale.

The Trust Funds were formed towards the very end of ILB's Season 10 as a response to fans of the Dale wishing for improvements for the team. This corresponds with Season 0 and the beginning of the ELF, the Trust Funds were one of the first eight teams playing in The Exiled League for Floridians. The hope is that new farm teams for the Dale will provide them with much-needed depth and maybe even some bright, new faces that can turn the tides of their disappointing results throughout the Dale's first 10 Seasons.

## Team Overview

### Staff

Team Owner: Montclair DuPont Moneybags McCapitalist IV (aire to the Moneybags McCapitalist fortunes connected to many successful banks and investment firms)

Team Manager: Montclair DuPont Moneybags McCapitalist V (aire to the aire to the Moneybags McCapitalist fortunes connected to many successful banks and investment firms)

Team Doctor: Dr. Eugene Goldenbottom and Dr. Vanessa Goldenbottom-Johnson

Snack Source: An Official Sponsorship with Gold Star Five Star Caviar and Caviar Accessories (they only snack on caviar...there are pros and cons to this)

Vibe Manager: Art Student and Soundcloud Rapper Montclair DuPont Moneybags McCapitalist VI (aire to the aire to the aire to the Moneybags McCapitalist fortunes connected to many successful banks and investment firms)

Team Musician: The Artist formerly known as Mozart (an overly-expensive hologram of the Classical music composer)

Equipment Manager: a literal Lamborghini

### Stadium

Moneybags McCapitalist Municipal Splorts Arena

### Mascot

A giant animatronic dollar bill named Georgie

Palm Beach Trust FundsPalm Beach Trust Funds Text
South Miami Traffic

The South Miami Traffic are a Blaseball team competing in The Underleagues. The Traffic currently play in The Exiled League for Floridians (ELF) in The Northern South Division due to Florida's statewide expulsion from The South East South Beast Division of the Hokum League ("*they know what they did*").

Located on the middle of a Dade County highway with more construction than road, the Traffic have always had to get creative with their navigation and routes, that ability to adapt translates to their Blaseball play-style. The Traffic are a newly-formed team with rumored connections to the professional Blaseball team, the Miami Dale.

The Traffic were formed towards the very end of ILB's Season 10 as a response to fans of the Dale wishing for improvements for the team. This corresponds with Season 0 and the beginning of the ELF, the Traffic were one of the first eight teams playing in The Exiled League for Floridians. The hope is that new farm teams for the Dale will provide them with much-needed depth and maybe even some bright, new faces that can turn the tides of their disappointing results throughout the Dale's first 10 Seasons.

## Team Overview

### Staff

Team Owner: Dale Richardson (owner of a popular used car dealership in South Miami)

Team Manager: A Sentient Pickup Truck with a great attitude named Rich

Team Doctor: Elon Musk (yes, that Elon Musk, he heard about blaseball, loved the idea, applied for a position with the Traffic in hopes of penning a Tesla sponsorship)

Snack Source: Three teenagers who just got their driver's licenses and really want to take their parent's cars to the Drive-Thru, all continently named James.

Vibe Manager: Elon Musk (except this time, its the Elon Musk who was DJing an event that one time, super sick)

Team Musician: hit musician GRIMES (Heard Elon was hopping in on the Traffic hype, happily tagged along)

Equipment Manager: Elon Musk (happily provides Tesla-branded resources to the Traffic on a regular basis)

### Stadium

Auto Body Repairs of Greater Miami Park (Affectionately referred to as the "Parking Garage")

### Mascot

Evan, a sentient mid-sized off-white Sedan with top-rated safety features and a comically lovable smile

South Miami Traffic LogoSouth Miami Traffic Text Logo
Atlanta Crayons

The **Atlanta Crayons** are a Blaseball team in the Prep Nerd division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Chewer Spittle
* ██████████
* Smores Brightwell
* Theater Johnson
* Dmitri Spook
* Thaddeus Twitterposter
* ██████████
* Napalm Ferryman
* ██████████

### Rotation

* ██████████
* Graphpaper Morris
* ██████████
* Backpack Jurisdiction
* Fidget Spinner
Shreveport Stevedores

The **Shreveport Stevedores**, often stylized as **S·PORT**, are a Blaseball team from the Underleagues that exists in at least one universe, as part of the Dispater Splorts League's Overlap Division.

Often docked in and hypothetically based out of Shreveport, Louisiana, the Stevedores pride themselves on being something of a “Mini-Dalé,” housing their team entirely out of a large, old-timey shipping vessel dubbed the Smugboat, which also serves as their home stadium, their bases spanning the length of the ship in a manner that, in any lesser splort, woud certainly not be up to regulation. Unlike their Internet League counterpart, however, the Stevedores, not being from Miami, carry much less of a partying spirit with them; they are more of a dependable old fisherman type, described by fans with sentiments such as “being kind of like that one dude from the farming game, in terms of energy, you know” and “I mean, they’re alright, but their team theming seems kind of inconsistent with the kind of players they keep, since they just kind of take whoever onto their team, like crocodiles and stuff. Miss you, Allie. You don’t know me, but please return my calls.” The latter is presumably in reference to former captain Allie Gator, a sentient eldritch crocodilian, who left the team for an alternate version of the Miami Dale in an attempt at growing as a player.

Notable features of the team otherwise include a slight inclination towards displacement from reality that may have to do with the fact that they are from Louisiana, a territory which is the natural flipside to Anti-Louisiana, the terrible magics of which often seep up from the oily waters of Shreveport to punish unfortunate longshoremen; a notable example of this is the fondly-regarded “Second First Base” on the Smugboat, a reality-displaced secondary First Base just under the actual First Base that temporarily shifts the present dimension of players on it, something that is considered untraditional but completely viable for regular play, despite frequent interference from astral beasts and assorted interdimensional entities whenever the Second First Base appears.
Orlando Roller Coasters

The Roller Coasters are a Blaseball team competing in The Underleagues. The Roller Coasters currently play in The Exiled League for Floridians (ELF) in the Southern North division due to Florida's statewide expulsion from The South East South Beast Division of the Hokum League (*"they know what they did").*

Located in that one part of Orlando not overrun by Capitalist-loving theme park attendees, the Roller Coasters are a newly-formed farm team rumored to have direct feeder connections to the Miami Dale.

The Roller Coasters were formed towards the very end of ILB's Season 10 as a response to fans of the Dale wishing for improvements for the team. This corresponds with Season 0 and the beginning of the ELF, the Roller Coasters were one of the first eight teams playing in The Exiled League for Floridians. The hope is that new farm teams for the Dale will provide them with much-needed depth and maybe even some bright, new faces that can turn the tides of their disappointing results throughout the Dale's first 10 Seasons.

## Team Overview

### Staff

Team Owner: Orlando Jefferson, famous for being the first person to catch a blaseball while riding an active Roller Coaster

Team Manager: Hobbs McDay, a retired High School teacher in need of extra income with an intense passion for Blaseball

Team Doctor: Dr. Alfonso Ruth and, for some reason, a team of certified rollercoaster engineers

Snack Source: A staggering 45 different theme-park style concession stands, they're all operated by a delightful leprechaun named O'Neil

Vibe Manager: A DJing seal named Rupert, who only makes appearances via the Jumbotron

Team Musician: A DJing seal named Rupert, who only makes appearances via the Jumbotron

Equipment Manager: Ronaldo, a theme park game attendant who has a knack for that rigged "throw the ball at the stack of cups" game

### Stadium

The Thunderdome, an underground Blaseball stadium located beneath an active rollercoaster

### Mascot

Front-Row Whiplash, a sentient rollercoaster cart with a killer attitude

Orlando Roller Coasters Text LogoOrlando Roller Coasters Logo
Las Vegas Firecrackers

The **Las Vegas Firecrackers** are a Blaseball team in the Prep Jock division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Harlowe Stringer
* Acid Sand
* ██████████
* Ridgley Clifton
* Raphael Swordfight
* Mayhem Broom
* Phantasmagoria Teller
* Ten Charlie
* ██████████

### Rotation

* Manhattan Joseph
* Sudoku Cork
* Bravo Coolhat
* Guadalupe Cigarette
* Arcade Lowrie
Vlargen

The Vlargen is a sweet little creatchur and there is no changing that. They watch blaseball games avidly and excitedly from the stands, and those who have earned it's favor may sometimes find their Vibes going up. There are many rumored ways to get the Vlargen to cheer on your team, including:

* Leaving peanuts on your windowsill at night
* Giving the Vlargen a flagon of nice ale and talking about philosophy before going to class
* Jumping over a broomstick 663 times without stumbling while chanting "Vlargen, Vlargen It's the best, wanna kiss its little face"
* Making a lovely stew
* Interrupting rude people with the statement "I wasn't done speaking yet".
* Killing a Dandelion with a sword

None of these methods are confirmed as any cheering the Vlargen may do would constitute an Illegal Blessing.

## History

The Vlargen was first spotted in the Center of the Earth Stadium, cheering for the Baltimore 2: The Sequel to Baltimore Newts but the team has so far denied any intentional currying of favor with the small god.

## Appearance

The Vlargen is furry, small, and resembles a combination between a Raccoon, a Cat, and a Crested Gecko. Little is known about its biology.
Pittsburgh Agars

The Pittsburgh Agars are a team in one of the Underleagues.

## History

Their history is mostly unknown, as they play most of their games in the dark.

### Relation to Pittsburgh Slagheaps

Due to the fact that cities rarely house more than one Underleagues team, some have speculated that the Agars are merely the Pittsburgh Slagheaps players going by another team name, in order to play in a different league. Fans have wondered what might happen if the two teams were ever scheduled to play each other, but as inter-league games are rare, this has not yet come to pass.
Girlwife Cartoons

* Official Records
* Rumors and Reports

**Girlwife Cartoons** is a lineup player for the Shreveport Stevedores, as well as their current captain, who has been with the team since its inception.

## History

Spawned from the primordial soup of creation upon the first instance of a lesbian ever finding a drawn fictional woman attractive, the essence of Girlwife spent years creating a tangible form beneath the waters that would someday become the Lake of Love in Bruges, Belgium. The physical manifestation of the basic concept of a sapphic holding a fictional crush, she exists as a shifting, beautiful, ill-defined simulacrum of every cartoon girl anyone has ever held a homosexual fondness for. Simultaneously, she also exists in the form of every individual character that a sapphic has ever found attractive and looks exactly like every single one of them all at once, equally familiar and immediately recognizable as every individual one.

Girlwife first began her Blaseball career at the inception of the Shreveport Stevedores, when then-captain and current team owner Submariner J053810.1-023626 briefly drifted towards thinking about the Cadbury Caramel Bunny while considering potential members for her newly-created team. In an inexplicably lucky flash of cosmic circumstance, this action caused Girlwife to manifest physically for the first time, rather than existing in the indiscernible aether of sapphic attraction. The two began a relationship on the spot, causing Girlwife to incidentally become the second member of the newly-christened Stevedores. While they fairly quickly broke off their relationship due to Submariner's decision that she was not ready to pursue her love life, the two maintained a friendship and Girlwife remained with the team.

## Trivia

* For a brief yet impactful period, a second manifestation of Girlwife was a member of the Puyallup Augustes. This persisted until the two teams played each other and the two Girlwives met, causing them to reunite into a single being with the experiences and thoughts of both. While she returned only to the Stevedores, she is considered an honorary Auguste.
Des Moines TigerCatLeopardSealAntLionTigerSharks

The **Des Moines TigerCatLeopardSealAntLionTigerSharks** are a semi-professional Blaseball team competing in the Underleagues. They were formed by the merger of four teams struggling in an overcrowded local market.

The management are presently in negotiations to take over the operations of the Dubuque BearHawks.
Cooperville Nancy Sinatras

The Cooperville Nancy Sinatras are a semi-professional Blaseball team competing in The Underleagues.

There is no record of Nancy Sinatra having ever visited, mentioned or heard of Cooperville, nor does she have any substantive connection to the former beef-carcass-rendering town, but their annual Nancy Sinatra Day draws literally tens of tourists from across upper north-east Blaine County and coincides with the start of the local Blaseball season.

Team owner, former mayor and operator of the Cooperville Nancy Sinatra Museum, Lynwood Mothman, describes Cooperville as "the sort of place that Nancy would love, just to come and chill out or whatever. We've got a great little bookshop, and hiking trails, and the hardware store sells fishing tackle, in case Nancy wanted to go fishing".
Jacksonville Jet Skis

The Jacksonville Jet Skis are a Blaseball team competing in The Underleagues. The Jet Skis currently play in The Exiled League for Floridians (ELF) in The Southern North Division due to Florida's statewide expulsion from The South East South Beast Division of the Hokum League ("*they know what they did*").

Located at a really cool lakefront property on the outskirts of Jacksonville that has this, like, really sick jet ski rental stand; the Jet Skis always thrive near the water and always know when to whip out the power and the fun. The Jet Skis are a newly-formed team with rumored connections to the professional Blaseball team, the Miami Dale.

The Jet Skis were formed towards the very end of ILB's Season 10 as a response to fans of the Dale wishing for improvements for the team. This corresponds with Season 0 and the beginning of the ELF, the Jet Skis were one of the first eight teams playing in The Exiled League for Floridians. The hope is that new farm teams for the Dale will provide them with much-needed depth and maybe even some bright, new faces that can turn the tides of their disappointing results throughout the Dale's first 10 Seasons.

## Team Overview

### Staff

Team Owner: Ronaldo Jet (legally changed his name from Ronaldo Anderson when he acquired the team)

Team Manager: Diane Gregory, avid Blaseball fan and Historian, great pitching coach

Team Doctor: Dr. Mario Waterfront and his team of online medically trained hyenas communicating via video calling from far, far away

Snack Source: Fishermen with jet skis who hunt for different seafood on a daily basis

Vibe Manager: Ashley Castille (high schooler and active Blaseball fan, prospects a future as a Blaseball player or some kind of Blaseball-connected career)

Team Musician: A symphony orchestra but instead of traditional instruments it's just 42 people playing Guitar Hero really well

Equipment Manager: a metalsmith named Fred, has two heads and four arms so he can really smith a lot of stuff

### Stadium

Floating Stadium, a giant floating piece of wood out in the Gulf of Mexico, really sturdy and big enough to support a Blaseball diamond, stands, and concessions as well as office space

### Mascot

Billy the Jet Ski, he tries his best and is overall real swell

Jacksonville Jet Skis LogoJacksonville Jet Skis Text Logo
Pittsburgh Slagheaps

The Pittsburgh Slagheaps is a Blaseball team in The Underleagues. The Slagheaps players are entirely composed of Rust Belt steel mill workers, from all eras of history past present and future.

## History

Little is known about the Slagheaps history, aside from the fact that everything is known about the Slagheaps history.

### Relation to Pittsburgh Agars

Due to the fact that cities rarely house more than one Underleagues team, some have speculated that the Pittsburgh Agars are merely the Slagheaps players going by another team name, in order to play in a different league. Fans have wondered what might happen if the two teams were ever scheduled to play each other, but as inter-league games are rare, this has not yet come to pass.
Teens

Those who survive beyond childhood are dubbed **Teens**. The moniker is used when one is between the ages of thirteen and nineteen. Teens are referred to collectively as **Gen Z**.

This period of time in an entity's life roughly coincides with those years during which one is too old to participate in Blittle League, but too young to participate in Blaseball (with some notable exceptions). As a result, teen interest in Blaseball is particularly low.

## Controversy

Teens are notorious for their exceptional proficiency in the use of social media and their merciless **roasting abilities**. These qualities combined to absolutely flame poor Teddy Cervantes when he mocked chop cheese sandwiches. As a result the New York Millennials are most hated by Gen Z, despite their claim that *"Youth Will Save Us"*.

## TIBL and MAIBL

After the popularity of Season 2 a special task force, with a direct mandate from The Commissioner, sought to establish a Teen Internet Blaseball League (*TIBL*) for youth who have aged out of Blittle League. Unlike Blittle League, TIBL would have turned on ground collision, increased the base distance, and played with full exposure to Weather. After much consideration and debate, it was decided that rogue umpires would be harshly punished to prevent Incineration.

However, TIBL has faced severe pushback. The anti-blaseball group Mammals Against Internet Blaseball League (*MAIBL*) were outraged when they discovered that Basethirst would be an official sponsor of TIBL. Believing the unpopular Splorts Drink to be demonic and, worse, anticapitalist, MAIBL has successfully stalled the opening of the Teen Internet Blaseball League.

## Outreach Campaign

The Commissioner is doing a great job to increase Teen interest in blaseball. The Commissioner has announced an initiative to "meet Teens where they're at".

### Teen Ambassadors

The key outreach strategy will be the appointing of official Internet League Blaseball Teen Ambassadors. Because of their charming personalities and popularity with Gen Z, the Marijuana brothers are early favorites to fill this role, much to the displeasure of MAIBL.
The Asheville Drafts

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

## The Asheville Drafts

### Team Colours

Green and Blue

The Drafts are an Hokum League team located in the incredibly high mountains of Western North Carolina. First Formed in 19XX the team has been a staple of the underleagues and quite competitive in their division. Their First major win under co-captains Judith and Sacrilege Anger in 19XX put them on the charts as "definitely a real Blaseball team and not a front for money laundering at all." Because of their loose interpretation of what is and isn't a Blaseball Diamond the Drafts have regularly been banned from several Asheville Locations including: The front lawn of the Biltmore House, the West Asheville Evil Biscuit Head Location, Helen's Bridge, Pritchard Park, and the front steps of the Weaverville Town Library where a very small game of blaseball against their on again off again Rivals The Bowling Green Fiddlers was taking place and obstructing the entrance. It was also drawing the crowd away from the legitimate game being played by the Weaverville Rat Tails And the Hickory Smoke Chips down the way a bit. And keeping Marghe D'Antonio from getting her Patterson Novel of the Week. And that just won't do.

The Drafts have won two Hokum League Center of the World Plennants and contributed their signature Micro-Brew and a draft they had of the Asheville Chamber of Commerce charter which most people are pretty sure you shouldn't eat.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Nico Notabarn
* Pipi La Croix
* Jome Tedwall
* Jalapeno Noir
* Grapple Cannonblat
* Newfoundland Jubejubejube
* Moonstone Grommet
* Sixpence Marijuana
* Tommy Anger

### Rotation

* Budsy Jarhands
* Tuna Baccarat
* Dan Fantastic
* Violence Hopps
* Squirt Gerber

## Former Players

Judith Anger, Mother of Tommy Anger.

Sacrilege Anger, Father of Tommy Anger, Deceased.
Florida Man Memorial Championship

The Florida Man Memorial Championship is the trophy awarded to the winner of each Season of Blaseball within The Exiled League for Floridians (ELF). Whomever holds the Florida Man Memorial Championship will be the host of the following season's Championship match. For Season 0, an independent and undisclosed stadium will host the Championship.
European League

The European Blaseball League (EBL) are the European equivalent to the Internet League. Operating procedure is almost entirely identical to standard Blaseball, but ephemerally more European. It is less popular than Europe's predominant splort, Flootball (Sloccer), but still maintains a modest following.

The EBL's league is split into four divisions of six teams, which compete against each other to enter the end-of-season playoffs, much like in the ILB. However, they exist as completely independent entities, rather than adopting the 'two-and-two' structure of the ILB's leagues.

## League Divisions

### Sanguine Division

* Schwartzwald Gateauxs
* Salzburg Spiders
* Geneva Convicted War Criminals
* Belgium Belgiums
* Amsterdam Sunset
* Croatia

### Choleric Division

* Oslo Olsens
* Estonia Caterpillars
* Denmark Cinnamon Rolls
* Grímsvötn Ice Giants
* Stockholm Turnips
* Lapland Elves

### Melancholic Division

* Warsaw Sad Clowns
* Prague Moonbeams
* Transylvania "Wine" Bottles
* Serbian Circuits
* Crete Pomegranates
* Tiraspol Sax Solos

### Phlegmatic Division

* Paris Ossuaries
* Naples Grandmothers
* Ibiza Bags Of Mysterious Psychoactive Substances
* Lisbon Sea Turtles
* Limerick Stanzas
* Genovia Pears

Note that while many countries have region-specific blaseball teams, some only have one or two national teams, which represent them in the European League.
Toronto Real Estate Agents

The **Toronto Real Estate Agents** are a Blaseball team in the Prep Nerd division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Transaction Timekeeper
* Bradley Interruption
* Lumbar Scoliosis
* Corporate Kong
* Canyon Henderson
* ██████████
* Prescription Medication
* Hassan Hustler
* Aerodynamics Boston

### Rotation

* Big Sigmund
* Dex Cooktop
* Darius Grouch III
* Forbes Stockmarket
* Security Clarence
Glacier Glaciers

The **Glacier Glaciers** are a Blaseball team in the Prep Jock division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Kombucha Faraday
* Rudy Poolnoodle
* Devin Seams
* Mambo Macintosh
* Clark Teamcaptain
* Tracey MeGusta
* Chlorophyll Twig
* José Heya
* Nat Twenty

### Rotation

* Claude Groovy
* Siobhan Bee
* Klaus Igloo
* Edith Playstationtwo
* Cardboard Nutrients
Blittle League

Blittle League is a Blaseball adjacent splort often played by youth. Blittle League generally has the same rules as Blaseball with the exception of the ground collision box being turned off, eliminating ground outs. Blittle League, being played by smaller entities, takes place on a smaller field with only 69 (nice) feet between blases.

## Blittle League Associations

Blittle League Associations (BLA) exist as leagues of Blittle League. There exists numerous Blittle League Associations centered within cities and municipalities. Known BLAs include the New York Blittle League and the Texas Blittle League.

## New York Blittle League

The New York Blittle League has numerous teams, with each borough having at least one team. Some of the more well known teams include the Battin' Island Zoomers and the Bronx Stonks.

## Texas Blittle League

The Texas Blittle League encompasses Dallas, Houston and adjacent municipalities. Containing a number of teams from across the area, the Texas Blittle League is known as the "Biggest Blittle League This Side of the Texas!", although few truly know what exactly this entails.
Denver Heterophobes

The **Denver Heterophobes** are a blaseball team in The Underleagues.

The Heterophobes are known for their strong negative reaction to anything in unequal ordered sets. They're known for purposefully throwing games in an attempt to get every team in The Underleagues to have the same win-loss ratio. It is rumored that their spring training includes the consumption of dangerous amounts of homogenized milk.
Hokum Center of the World Plennant

The Hokum Center of the World Plennant is won by participating in the Hokum League and is an annual prize. Every Final takes place at Center of the World Stadium in Dark Dark Center of the World. Molemen, White Eyed Cave Creatures, and Bats With Lovable Faces are some of the most frequent fans that line the stands for this post season given the stadium is just so darn dark man. People with surface adjusted vision can purchase night vision goggles at the gate But At What Cost?

This Post Season uniquely only has the top 4 teams compete for the plennant, with ties decided by audience applause. Famously, winners of the plennant also get a custom snack named after them in the concessions stand, either of a team submitted recipe or of a name submitted by the team that the concessions workers have to just kind of figure out, yknow, how hard could it be?

## Snacks Named After Teams

* The Baltimore 2 the Sequel to Baltimore Newts Green Leaf Pate
* The Phoenix Two-Suns Hottest Wings
* Snake River Fried Snake Thing? Idk man, they gave us nothing to work with
* The Mashmallowton Smores Super Smore
* Fiddler's Green Smoothie
* The Asheville Micro-Brew
* The Snappily Dressed Salad
Grange City Greys

The Grange City Greys are a Blaseball team playing in the Underleagues that exists in at least one universe, as part of the Dispater Splorts League's Pocket Division.

Theoretically based out of Grange City, the team's actual, concrete origin is extremely unclear, as Grange City is a long-extinct ghost town in Washington; original theories purported that the Greys were from Dark-Washington, home of Dark-Seattle, where Grange City may in theory be a booming metropolis, but residents from around Dark-Grange report that it remains just as barren, if not more. As a result, it is unclear where exactly the team is from and further still what their origins are.

The roster of the Greys is largely static, never having moved a player to the Internet League in the at least one reported universe that they seem to exist in. Despite identifying themselves as the Greys, they do not in fact wear any grey, including on their logo, which depicts a LGM-style alien. The Greys players are decidedly regular Washington individuals, all appearing in various states of homosexuality and transgenderism, as well as various states of disrepair; their most notable traits are that they are all generally pretty bad off, whether it is from disability, mental illness, or generally poor health habits, often all of the above.

The Greys stadium is a large complex named the Boas Family Farm, a small warehouse several hundred feet below the Grange City ghost town that Greys captain Wren Moonbow reports “has always been there, probably, I dunno. Christ. Get over it. It’s not a big deal.” Outside of belonging to a colossal, retro-futuristic complex, the stadium itself is actually fairly average, its most defining trait being its patented Base Track, the bases being glowing circular pads connected together by equally glowing lines inset in the ground, all of which automatically teleport players off of the field when ruled as being out. Greys fans are irregular; while they have fans online, every game is attended by only one fan, a pink-haired girl who sits in the stands and occasionally half-enthusiastically goes “woo” when someone scores a run.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Ace Confiture
* F.M. Fritzsche
* Astrid Robinson
* Reece Brightside
* Bobbi Bucket
* Trisha Chest
* Rupert Mario

### Rotation

* Wren Moonbow
* Leah Lobel
* Eden Frank
* Gorbyn Jif
* Junder Tumbos
* Mops Widley
* Vapors Quarrel
Palpit-8

Palpit-8 is an energy drink produced by the OMM Clorporation. It is a major sponsor of the Subantarctic League, marketed as a "natural" alternative to the more established Basethirst under the slogan *The Real Taste Of The South™*.

A major component of Palpit-8 is distilled from kelp harvested by the light of the aurora australis. Other ingredients are extracted from albatross guano, bioluminescent plankton and deep-core ice from an unnamed Antarctic location.

The drink has low-level psychotropic effects which can become amplified in sensitive individuals and especially in players of splorts. After Randall Marijuana consumed three cans on a flight to Miami he witnessed himself tumbling end over end towards the constellation of Pegasus, the canvas of the heavens blazing with the trajectories of a quadrillion neutrinos as they traced out the words "Mike Townsend is a disappointment".
Minor League Blaseball Gods

The Underleagues and other minor league teams have their one set of standardized Rules, outside of the ILB, and as such, are rarely being watched by the Prime Blaseball Gods (Oh it does happen, it happens frequently). This, however, has given rise to a series of Illegal Blessings and a few cult-like groups of worshipers in regards to more minor Blaseball Dieties. Most teams view trying to curry favor with the minor league gods to be "cheating" but some just feel it's a really quick way to get attention and potentially climb the ranks to the ILB.

## Known Minor Blaseball Dieties

* The Vlargen
* Chips
* Jumger the Great and Powerful
* Crystalline Betty
* A Pancake That Is Also Alive
* Untold Grifts
* The Glass Door
Key West Funky Chickens

The Funky Chickens are a Blaseball team competing in The Underleagues. The Funky Chickens currently play in The Exiled League for Floridians (ELF) in The Northern South Division due to Florida's statewide expulsion from The South East South Beast Division of the Hokum League ("*they know what they did*").

Located on a beautiful beach-front condominium complex/upscale retirement community, the Funky Chickens are all about utilizing what they have around them to make due. Thankfully, that means relying on pretty beaches, early dinners, and the calming noise of the waves crashing along the coastline. Really, the vibes on this team are seen to be pretty chill. The Funky Chickens are a newly formed team with rumored connections to professional Blaseball team, the Miami Dale.

The Funky Chickens were formed towards the very end of ILB's Season 10 as a response to fans of the Dale wishing for improvements for the team. This corresponds with Season 0 and the beginning of the ELF, the Funky Chickens were one of the first eight teams playing in The Exiled League for Floridians. The hope is that new farm teams for the Dale will provide them with much-needed depth and maybe even some bright, new faces that can turn the tides of their disappointing results throughout the Dale's first 10 Seasons.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Frankie Marijuana [C]
* Ryan Decker
* Louie Saucedo
* Kemberly Heim
* Lurline Inman
* Barbie Locklear
* Jeneva Felton
* Mikel Langford

### Rotation

* Cira Gentile
* Camilla Hein
* Ila Sammons
* Vikki Butterfield [C]
* Kip Renner

## Team Overview

### Staff

Team Owner: Ernesto Jonesworthy Sr. (Owner of multiple Key West-based Fried Chicken Restaurants)

Team Manager: Ernesto Jonesworthy Jr.

Team Doctor: Dr. Angelo Fierce

Snack Source: Robert du Tomato (two-time Delivery Driver of the Year, currently employed at a Local Pizza Restaurant)

Vibe Manager: Alexander Hamilton (not like the movie, just a grad school student with an awesome Boombox)

Team Musician: Alexander Hamilton (same guy as before, seriously, its a cool Boombox)

Equipment Manager: Gerald Ale

### Stadium

Jonesworthy Chicken Arena (named after the locally-famous Jonesworthy Chicken)

### Mascot

Don Juan Jr, a sentient spicy Chicken Nugget

Key West Funky Chickens LogoKey West Funky Chickens Text Logo
Grand Forks Splorks

The **Grand Forks Splorks** are a professional Blaseball team competing in The Underleagues.

The team was founded in ██27 as a promotional vehicle for the Darnell Clutlery Corporation. Initially a flamboyant exhibition side, they toured widely to promote the firm's latest product under the banner *"Think Splorts - Think Splorks!"*

The splork, an innovative non-Euclidean fusion of flork and sploon, was outlawed after a series of gruesome coleslaw-related fatalities, but the team continued in its barnstorming incarnation until ██5█ when their perennial opponents, the Princeton Stooges, were wiped out in a pre-match clorkscrew demonstration.

The Splorks joined the Underleagues the following season. Their first-ever home game, a glitzy affair against the unfancied Hackensack Ack-Ack-Ack-Acks, ended the Splorks' streak of 4,870 consecutive victories. Their loyal fans - known as the Clutlery Drawer - insist the chastening decades since are "just a blip".
Idaho Breakfast

The **Idaho Breakfast** are a Blaseball team in the Prep Jock division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Margarine Butters
* Lemmy Headcrab
* Cadbury Toaster
* Trevor Roadrage
* Corncob McDonald
* Barney Birthday
* Ziggy Starfruit
* Mickey Mouth
* Hannah Syrup

### Rotation

* Daniel Hash
* Anthony Roach
* Megatron Naganuma
* Tidy Pancake
* Elizabeth Postthiscat
Happy Little Trees

The Happy Little Trees are a team out of Happy, TX (formerly the Muncie Pigments before the team was bought by the Happy Chamber of Tourism) and a tight knit family who are always doing the best they can. The team first formed in 1983 and all members were born the day the team was formed, picking up a bat as toddlers and growing from Tot League to Blittle League, to E Sharp Minor League, and now are a part of the South West South Best Division of the Hokum League.

## Roster

#### Lineup

* Scarlett "Scar" Incandescent
* Bronner Oceanpoint
* AI Criminal
* Oke Sunshine
* Roan Gogili
* Cad "Caddy" Sunshine
* Sir Ulean Fallow
* Vir Idean Fallow
* Twelve Noir

#### Rotation

* Clara Transparent
* Sheena Midnight
* Saprosata Forest
* Van Dyke Brown
* Titan Blizzardfist

## History

#### Mascot

Bob. Good ol Bobo. Boberoonie. The Boster. He's just the best. What a chill, nice guy.
Natural League

IMAGE OF THE NATURAL LEAGUE

The **Natural League** is one of the two sub-leagues that make up Gravity League Blaseball. It is comprised of two divisions: Natural Hope and Natural Despair. These divisions have five teams each, to make a total of ten teams in the Natural League. At the end of each season, four teams in total will be sent from from the league into the Gravity Playoffs, two teams from Natural Hope and two teams from Natural Despair.

## Divisions

### Natural Hope

* Atalante Dancers💃
* Neptune Kelp🥬
* Quaoar Sweeteners🍭
* Vega Good Neighbors🔪
* Venus Romantics❤️

### Natural Despair

* Flora Gothics🦇
* Makemake Ferals🐾
* OTS44 Fungi🍄
* Polaris Candlelight🕯️
* Singularity Cowboys🏇
Tranquility Crescents

The **Tranquility Crescents** are a Blaseball team in the Goth Nerd division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Gale Orbiter
* Pim Cartwright
* Rashawn Cooper
* Sachi Rapture
* Darwin Highdefinition
* Roland Agriculture
* Evelton McBlase III
* Piano Glockenspiel
* January Nine

### Rotation

* Casper Trainwreck
* Rustie Venera
* Marcel Lucid
* Government Catboy
* Zachariah Mellotron
Knoxville Knitters

The **Knoxville Knitters** are an underleague team representing Knoxville, Tennessee. The city's stadium, the Knew Knational Arena is shared by the city's three semi-professional splorts teams: The Knitters, the Knights (field hlockey), and the Knickerbockers (sloccer).

## Roster

### Lineup

* Fletcher Newsworthy
* Trigger Hurricane
* Ziwa Taylor
* Malik Hyperlink
* Axel Valenzuela
* Strawberry Machete
* Ephraim Gloom
* Quartz Seraph
* Taiga Evanescence

### Pitchers

* Engage William
* Andrew Owens
* Disco Tabasco
* Brick Omen
* Lethal Christopher
Synthetic League

IMAGE OF THE SYNTHETIC LEAGUE

The **Synthetic League** is one of the two sub-leagues that make up Gravity League Blaseball. It is comprised of two divisions: Synthetic Hope and Synthetic Despair. These divisions have five teams each, to make a total of ten teams in the Synthetic League. At the end of each season, four teams in total will be sent from from the league into the Gravity Playoffs, two teams from Synthetic Hope and two teams from Synthetic Despair.

## Divisions

### Synthetic Hope

* Cassiopeia Fluorescents🌃
* Haley Roadtrippers🚙
* London Cafes🍵
* Occator Scammers💳
* Titan Dice Rollers🎰

### Synthetic Despair

* Andromeda Jackals🐕
* Eos Bowling Balls🎳
* Eris Bad Vibes🥴
* Europa Cold Steel🛰️
* Haumea Underground🚇
Onion League Blaseball

**Onion League Blaseball (OLB)** is a Blaseball league that starts and stops existing once every Universal Cycle. The current iteration of Onion League Blaseball, Cycle #███████, consists of 20 teams evenly divided across the Goth and Prep leagues; which are themselves evenly divided across their respective Nerd and Jock divisions.

## Teams

### **Goth League**

#### Goth Nerd

* 🔮 Salem Clairvoyants
* 🌙 Tranquility Crescents
* 🔅 Reykjavik Darkness
* 🖋️ Shanghai Poets
* 💉 Tokyo Surgeons

#### Goth Jock

* 🌪 Oklahoma City Dust
* 🍄 Black Forest Fungi
* 🔪 Edinburgh Knives
* 👻 Seoul Undead
* ☢️ Detroit Waste

### **Prep League**

#### Prep Nerd

* ☄️ Andromeda Comets
* 🖍️ Atlanta Crayons
* 📽️ Vancouver Projectors
* 💵 Toronto Real Estate Agents
* 👁 Providence Watchers

#### Prep Jock

* 🥞 Idaho Breakfast
* 🦋 Moscow Chaos
* 🧨 Las Vegas Firecrackers
* 🧊 Glacier Glaciers
* 🦚 Paris Peacocks
Bend Ben's

The Bend Ben's are a Blaseball team in the Underleagues. They formed after the split of the former owners of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Twinkle Cathartic, former co-owner and Ben loyalist formed the Ben's as a response to the formation of the Jerry's. Their faction of the workers was much smaller due to a supreme lack of charisma.
Long Island Twins

The Long Island Twins are an Underleagues Blaseball team, notable for being the only Doubles team in Blaseball history. They are known for their patented "three-legged race" style of play.

## Style of Play

The Long Island Twins are a Doubles team, meaning that two players play each position at once (for example, the team has two pitchers on the field at all times).

After objections from other underleagues teams that their Doubles style of play was "unfair" and "just not how you play blaseball," the team adopted their three-legged race style of play. In this style of play, a leg from Position Player A is tied to a leg from Position Player B during a game.
Illegal Blessing

Because Blessings cannot be granted in the traditional means (via votes purchased by fans) because of the Incident, many teams have "supposedly" turned to other methods of currying favor directly from the Minor League Blaseball Gods. In some cases teams have taken to doing their own experimental surgery and crafting their own Items, in some cases using as little as glitter glue and some stuff laying around the garage.

## Blessings Bestowed According to Rumor

Vlargen Cheer: Supposedly bestowed on the Baltimore 2:The Sequel to Baltimore Newts by the Vlargen. Max Vibes Increased.
Tokyo Surgeons

The **Tokyo Surgeons** are a Blaseball team in the Goth Nerd division of Onion League Blaseball, and have been since Season 1 of the current universal cycle.

## Roster

### Lineup

* Silver Chambers
* Ferrin Walker
* Jonathan Deceased
* Presto Beef
* Chime Lockjaw
* Phalanges Handyman
* Ebony Severance
* Spruce Lockjaw
* Bedpan Johnson

### Rotation

* Cloudy Kuromi
* Hearsay Marrow
* Halloween Aircraft
* Mako Trashbag
* Anna Forte
Austin Swapmeets

The **Austin Swapmeets** are a demi-semi-professional Blaseball team competing in The Underleagues.

Their home field, Market Street Street Market on Market Street, is demarcated by a loose boundary ring of rickety folding tables covered in leather goods and vintage lamps. It has become notorious for the regular stream of tourists, street musicians, churro carts and balloon-animal makers wandering across the outfield oblivious to the game in play.

Founded as the Arlington Bakesales, they moved to Austin after a dispute over desiccated coconut triggered the Macaroon Riots of XX73. This event also ended their long affiliation with the Philly Pies. In recent seasons they have exchanged smouldering glances and obscure indie playlists with the Seattle Garages, despite the latter's regular complaints that the Swapmeets have become "too corporate".
Season 0

**Season 0** is the starting season of Gravity League Blaseball. Due to unforeseen circumstances involving the Singularity Cowboys, the Season has been delayed.

## History

### The Orion Incident

Immediately after the League were formed, Orion was destroyed. Due to this, the Orion Cowboys (now the Singularity Cowboys) were left without a base, or a place to go. While the Cowboys regrouped their team, The Gravity League made the decision to delay the First Pitch until the situation could be properly addressed.