Blame

> "*dawg, I don't fear shit. 'cus when I die, i'm going to hell for life*"
> ― Blame's last words right before getting shot by the First Elmer and losing his memory forever[source]
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## Sebastian Hernandez

"Dawg, I don't even believe my own Doctor"

### Aliases

Blame (nickname)Sebastián Hernandez (real name)

Sebastián (ignacio)

George (post-WWII identity)

Thug

Hero

Savior

Dawg

Playa

Idiot (most)

Shithead (Dr. Dini)

Fugitive (Sam)

Titty Fucker

Pussy Eater

### Relatives

13 possible siblingsparents

Sam (former adoptive father)

Donna Phitts (former adoptive mother/ love interest)

Clarita (ex-wife)

Kathy (daughter [with Clarita])

Timmy (grandson)

Samantha (granddaughter)

Baby (grandchild)

Elmer (possible son [with Donna])

### Affiliation

The Elmer Resistance (formerly)Bryce Tankthrust

The scooters

The cranks

The Zuchinni brothers

The Watermelon wafers

the Robo racists

the Assassins of WWII

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Married (to Clarita, then Donna, presumably)

## Early Life

Blame was born sometime in 2011 and had 13 possible siblings. Growing up, he lived in a poor Mexican-Latino family and led a thuggish lifestyle with his childhood best friend Ignacio. the two appeared in many videos together such as No Parents! (their debut), Is Morphins Time, Halloween Therapy and A Day at the Beach, with Ignacio's face never being shown. In A Day at the Beach Sebastian gets a gang sign tatooed on his arm. running gag between the two was that they could never remember their ages, often saying they were either 7, 6, 5, 4, 3 or 2. Their actual age at this time was about 7.

Sebastian has appeared in multiple episodes of Stuff and Sam alongside Ignacio such as Episode 4, as the causers of a disease that turns everyone into zombies in Sam's dream, as well as in episodes 6 and 7 in which Sebastian's family of 15 move into Sam's house after it was auctioned off by the IRS, and after Sebastian gets chicken pox his family leaves him behind on a vacation and it is then that Sam and his roommate Donna try to move back into their house. Sebastian reveals he hates the house too, so he, Ignacio Sam and Donna work together to make the house unlivable, resulting in Sebastian's entire family becoming hospitalized.

It is speculated that from this point on Sebastian was put up for adoption and became a hard thug. Sam later apologizes to him in the final episode of Stuff and Sam and gives him $50,000 which may be what led to his marijuana addiction. Sebastian frequently battled with his detention teacher, Helen Brownstein, and their school bully, Randy.

## Adulthood

Blame first appears as a hard thug in the video "Thug Got Secrets" in which he is interviewed by, what is assumed to be, an adult version of Ignacio in his neighborhood. Blame shares many interesting secrets, and even shows off his magic tricks. many of these secrets turn out to be lies, such as the fact that Blame is not really allergic to most dick-shaped foods. Blame's next chronological appearance is in A Day at the Beach, revealing that Blame is actually a time traveller from the year 2033 who found a time machine on craigslist and came back to prevent his younger self, Sebastian, from getting a gang sign tattoo. After he prevents it, young Sebastian needs an adult to sign off on his tattoo, he finds Sam (this takes place before Stuff & Sam) and Sam is skeptical at first but then Sebastian compromises by letting Sam choose his tattoo, which turns out to be a ginormous gay fest of rainbows and hearts and Jesus.

Blame also appears in Stuff & Sam, but, as will be revealed later, this is not the same Blame from Blame the Hero, but a Blame from a different timeline Blame creates when he travels back to A Day at the Beach in Blame the Hero Episode 5 for a second time, this time to stop the Mingeworthies.

When Blame travels back in time, he goes to 1865 with the first Elmer in his cellphone, guiding him. he meets Gay Seinfeld, Madame Whipandnaenae and their wealthy friends. they teach him about the Mingeworthies rise to power. He goes back a month and kills the MIngeworthies. Blame is then told by Lincoln to go back to 2018 and stop the Mingeworthies from coming to 1865 to begin with. Blame time travels all right and prepares for battle.

when Blame goes to 2018 he stops the Mingeworthies and makes them eat his shit. he meets up with Sam after fighting his past self, whom gifts him the time machine, and he convinces Sam not to get his younger self, Sebastien, a gay tattoo. Sam complies, and Blame returns to 2033, only to find his tattoo has changed back to the original gang sign, and Elmer has betrayed him, making him cause another apocalypse. Blame goes back to 1942 to prevent Hitler from inventing time travel, he meets US spies Dill, Duke, Lima and Hungry Bitch. they infiltrate Hitler's party only to be attacked by the nazis. Elmer tries to steal the time machine, but Blame kills Elmer, but Elmer shoots lame in the head, and Dill and Duke die. Blame is put in a coma, he has an incredible case of amnesia so that he can't remember his previous life of being Blame, and he will forever be a wandering fool who can't make any sense of this world. Lima, AKA Donna, spares Blame and lets him live on, despite the warnings from the medic, Hungry Bitch, and Blame, AKA Sebastian, but now named George, lives on, never knowing he was the reason the world ended. But also, the reason it was saved.

## Later Life

After WWII Blame, having lost his memories, was given a new name by Donna, a character he would be having many sexual relations with in the future. he adopted the identity of "George" AKA Grandpa. Over the Years, George fought in Vietnam, became a pro wrestler, met Patricia, his first love, at Disneyland and even became a father and grandfather. First with Donna, it is unknown who their child is, but it is possibly Elmer, the baby who would later be kidnapped by Bryce Tankthrust and used to clone countless copies to do menial labor. if Elmer is Grandpa's son, this would add a whole new layer of depth to the show.

His second child was with Clarita, Kathy, the Mom making a difference. Kathy and her children, Timmy, Samantha and the unnamed baby were some of Brandon's first character's, however, Grandpa was the first, and to think Blame was Grandpa all along is mind boggling, though Grandpa will never know it. After Donna's memory loss, the two meet again in A Day At The Park. Grandpa has, since his debut in 2009, appeared in many Brandon rogers videos, such as: Grandpa HATES Shopping, Grandpa HATES Valentimes, Grandpa HATES Disneyland, Grandpa HATES London, Grandpa HATES Halloween (origin of the "Try me bitch" meme), Grandpa HATES Christmas, A Day at the Park and a Day at the Beach, as well as episodes 1,2,5,6,7 of Blame the Hero and various episodes of Stuff & Sam.

In A Day at the Beach, in the British timeline, Grandpa reconciles with Donna and the two spend their twilight years together in separation from Sam until they live an unhappy geriatric life in 2033, where they are hit with Bobby Worst's nuclear blast. However, in the true timeline, created in Episode 7, in which everything happens the same way except BTH doesn't happen, Donna and Grandpa are still seen together at the end, in 2020, and we finally see Grandpa with Blame's tattoo, confirming our suspicions and beliefs, and Blame, Donna, Sam and possibly Elmer live happily ever after. That is the end of Blame's story. for now.

## Blame the Hero

this section is about Blame's role in his miniseries.

### Episode 1: the WORST ending

the first episode begins with a monologue from Blame. he is confused as to why the entire world in 2033 is British. This is because, as he later finds out, that when he went back to 2018 in A Day at the Beach, he lost the time machine, or rather his future self lost it and then it was later found by Lord and Lady Mingeworthy, who traveled back to the year 1865 and prevented Abraham Lincoln from getting assassinated, thus changing America's course of history. Blame is kidnapped by the Elmer resistance at the Cornhole Cafe right before Bobby Worst nukes earth. he is taken back to the Elmers' bunker (a word, the meaning of which, he doesn't know) where the head of the Elmers, the first ever Elmer clone informs him of the story with the nuke and how Bobby Worst obtained the deadly weapon. He tells Blame that he must travel across the Sassy Atomic Wasteland that was once California and get back to the Cornhole cafe, from there on out he must obtain the time machine he dropped, go back in time to 1865 and prevent the Mingeworthies from taking over America to spare the planet it from its doomed apocalyptic future. Blame reluctantly agrees, after stupidly alerting Bobby Worst to the location of the bunker, and is then shown, by the head Elmer to the location of Bryce Tankthrust's prison cell.

### Episode 2: Sassy Wasteland

Episode 2 begins with Blame being informed of Bryce's history. Elmer tells of how she cloned thousands of Elmers in Stuff & Sam only to use them for heart harvesting and menial labor for minimum wage. once Bryce is aware of Bobby Worst's presence (hinting at their history together) she joins Blame and Elmer, but then needs a new heart as her current one is fading. Bobby Worst arrives at the bunker, Elmer transfers his consciousness into a cellphone when he sacrifices his physical body to give his heart to Bryce and Blame locks Bobby in the bunker. Bryce and Blame team up and cross the sassy wasteland, along the way Blame battles a radioactive Kathleen who has been turned straight by the nuclear gas and tries to get Blame's dick. Bryce and Blame defeat her and grab a map to the Cornhole cafe. later Blame finds a remembrance poster about Sam, the guy who chose his tattoo as he remembers him. he reminisces of his good memories with Sam after Elmer tells him through the phone that because the Mingeworthies took over America Stuff & Sam didn't occur, and so Sam never got his baby, he separated with Donna and went on his own path to become a successful motivational speaker, astronaut, lion tamer and skdiver. But because of an unrefrigerated British egg Sam died when he was sleep eating in 2024, much to Blame's disappointment, but his mourning session is cut short when Bryce snatches the poster and tells Blame to start walking. Meanwhile, Bobby finds out from a wounded Kathleen that Bryce and Blame are headed to the Cornhole cafe

### Episode 3: Radioactive Love Story

this episode is mainly centered around the history between Bobby Worst and Bryce Tankthrust. When it cuts to 2033 Blame and Bryce have just arrived in the Cornhole cafe. Blame finds his dead friend and apologizes while sobbing heavily. then Blame finds the Time machine and promises to go back in time and fix his mistakes. Bobby Worst and his minions Suck and Swallow arrive. Blame manages to trick Suck into killing himself via trying to give a Tommy gun a blowjob, much to Swallow's anger, causing him to lash out and fire at Blame. then Bryce comes and reasons with Bobby, but Bobby's worst self is too overwhelming combined with his mutual hatred for Bryce since they were merely 7 as she got him wrongly arrested for 40 years causes him to lash out again at Bryce and Bryce to do the same. Blame grabs the time machine, but Swallow jumps on his back and attacks. Swallow nearly kills Blame, but Blame grabs Bryce's gun and shoots swallow in the face. Then Blame goes back in time to 1865, leaving Bryce to get killed by Bobby, and Bobby to get killed by Bryce

### Episode 4: The United States of Britain

Blame is in 1865 now. He has been there for 3 days and has taken refuge at a farm with many extinct animals, like sheep. He tries to make a video log but realizes it is just Phone Elmer. Blame has had no luck in tracking down the Mingeworthies, until he meets a noble farmer named Gay Seinfeld and his wife, Madame Whipandnaenae. the two invite Blame to a cocktail party, thinking he is a Mexican bandito from the time period. there he meets all their wealthy friends, such as Shart, twerk, Kidzbop, Lemon Party, OJ, Shamwow, Bitchtiddys, Caitlyn Jenner and Vagisil. he misunderstand their idioms and asks about the Mingeworthies. the settlers already hail the Mingeworthies, revealing they came to the time period a month ago, meaning Blame is too late to stop them as America is already Britain. the settlers tell the story of how Lord & Lady Mingeworthy came from 2018, how they prevented Lincoln's assassination and how they took over the country. They say that Lincoln said that any time travelers from 2018 should be killed and the killers would be rewarded with a knighthood, leading to Madame Whipandnaenae revealing that they did in fact know Blame was a time traveler and they begin to auction him off. Blame tries to escape, but they run at him like an angry mob. He yells STOP at the time machine and it stops time. he rearranges the angry mob so that they all kill eachother apart from Twerkl and Madame Whipandnaenae, whom he has kissing eachother. He yells GO at the time machine and time restarts. All the rednecks die. he then time travels back to the exact moment the Mingeworthies fuck up America, firing several shots at lord and Lady Mingeworthy.

### Episode 5: A Botched Beach

it is revealed that Blame actually shot Abraham Lincoln instead, much to the Mingeworthies amusement. He goes back about 30 seconds and then shoots the Mingeworthies. Lincoln tells Blame to go back to 2018 at the time of A Day at the Beach and stop the Mingeworthies from coming to 1865 to begin with, as they have tampered with time too much. Blame goes to Venice Beach on August 3rd 2018 and lands in the middle of Darlene and KAthleen's wedding vows. Blame recognizes Kathleen from the Sassy Wasteland and hits her. He also steals all the wedding guest's shoes. Then Blame discovers he's lost the time machine, it is found by Clifton the cat, who has it stolen from him by Grandpa, who has it taken from him by Flint Dicker, who has it taken from him by Professor Knowitall, who the Mingeworthies mistake as their son Cockwaddle, killing him and stealing the time machine, as Elmer explains. Blame manages to stop the Mingeworthies right before they time travel, but Lord Mingeworthy breaks the time machine before Blame could claim it. Blame punishes them by tying them up and making the eat his shit, which they genuinely enjoy doing. after Blame questions some citizens about time travel he gives up and decides the only way to get back to 2033 is to steal the time machine from the Blame that came back to change his tattoo. Blame goes to the tattoo parlor and can't seem to convince his other self that he is him. They fight, getting Sebastian, Blame's even younger self involved. one of the Blames drops the time machine and it is stolen by the tattoo artist Elmer. they get outside and the second Blame is finally convinced that the other Blame is him from the future when he tastes his spit. Tattoo Elmer returns the time machine to the real Blame and the second Blame goes off to get a foster family, meaning he is going off to get adopted by Sam and Donna in Stuff & Sam Episode 5 and returns in ep. 12 and 20. Speaking of Sam, he arrives behind Blame 1 and Blame convinces Sam not to give him the gay tattoo. Sam instead gets Blame the gang sign, rendering Blame's entire journey futile, except it wasn't futile, as when Blame returns to 2033 he finds he has prevented the apocalypse... or so he thinks, until he hears the deathly sirens.

### Episode 6: Thug out of time

Blame is robbing stores and stealing cars GTA style whilst on the run from the apocalypse. Unknowing of why the apocalypse is happening- even after preventing it- he asks Elmer. the Phone Elmer tells Blame to go to the Elmer Resistance bunker to warn their past selves to not make the same mistake when time travelling. when Blame gets to the bunker he meets the Elmer from that new timeline. he finds out all along Elmer has been using Blame to give his past self the idea to prevent time travel from existing so his younger self goes to meet with Adolf Hitler and there they devise the Perfection Infection. After the infection takes place, Blame escapes the Bunker, resulting in the deaths of many Elmers, except the First Elmer, who keeps transporting his mind through various bodies until they both travel back to 1942 where Blame is knocked out and is awoken by the Assassins

### Episode 7: The Best Ending

in this episode we find out Blame has made an alliance with spies Lima Dozen (with whom Blame shares a brief romantic interest, Hungry Bitch, Dill Flippo and Duke Tugger (Blame's new best friend). they infiltrate Hitler's birthday party and attempt to kill him by poisoning his cake, but it doesn't work as Elmer finds out, and Hitler's family is killed as well as Duke and Dill. Lima is nearly killed by Hitler, but then Hitler and Lincoln steal the time machine and stop Bobby Worst from leaving Bryce Tankthrust. Hitler dies and Lincoln returns to 1942. Lincoln is stabbed with a non-poisoned knife by Elmer, but Blame is shot in the head by Elmer, and Elmer is stabbed and poisoned by one of Duke's poisoned knives, having been stabbed by Blame. The first Elmer dies in that moment, but Blame somehow survives thanks to Hungry Bitch. Lima Dozen (having been revealed to actually be the younger Donna Phitts) decides to spare Blame's life despite the warnings of Hungry Bitch that Blame wouldn't remember who he was. Blame becomes a wandering fool who can't make any sense of the world. AKA George the Grandpa, and he and Donna lived happily ever after.

## Trivia

* Blame has a funny butthole
* Blame knows magic
* Blame has done every drug imaginable
* Blame was once paid to eat his own shit for $20
* Blame's spit tastes like cocaine, whiskey and robitussin