Sullivan Beau Brown/Quotes

This page lists various things Sullivan Beau Brown has said.

"*I do enjoy it, though I don't understand it.*"
―*Let's Play DIXIT*

"*Oh god, I have to lie to all my friends and I have nothing to back it up...*"
―*You've Been Hagged!*

"*You're about to get ambassadored, bitch!*"
―*Let's Play COUP*

"*Do you remember the excellent children's TV show Bananaman?*"
―*The Billiard Boys*

"*What spy agency would employ me as a spy? … it would be a terrible decision.*"
―*Human Remains Of The Day'*

"*I knew this day would come, I've feared it every day - and now it's here.*" [on being a demon]
―*Panic Has A New Face*

"*I've got Carley who's a genius at the game and Dom who's genuinely evil. It can't go wrong!*"
―*Panic Has A New Face*

"*What I've done is I've fucked it. I've absolutely fucked it.*"
―*Panic Has A New Face*

"*I love you, I love you so much. Let's get married and I'll take your stuff in a little bit.*" [proposing to Adam]
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER*

"*I'm a madman! I'm an idiot!*"
―*Let's Play CHEESE THIEF*

"*You can't just pronounce snow differently, Scotland, and say it's a different word*"
―*Let's Play SNAKESSS*

"*If there's anything I am, it's a flagrant narcissist - that's the impression I give off to my closest friends.* "
―*Let's Play MEAN GIRLS: THE PARTY GAME*

"*We're all middle children! We're all middle children!*" [on actors]
―*Let's Play MEAN GIRLS: THE PARTY GAME*

"*I was* born *with bells and whistles!*"
―*Let's Play COCKROACH POKER*

"*She is poorly sewn together, she is missing some hair. And one eye. And her bottom lip keeps falling off, but she's beautiful and my new girlfriend.*" [on Sock Puppet Brooke]
―*Trouble With Violets*

"*[What's in a French Martini?]A full baguette, a crate of brie and a tiny mime artist.* "
―*Catfishing*

"*Jon, who loves to accuse people of working against him, even in co-op games. Laurie, who loves to antagonise Jon. Rosie, agent of chaos. And me, the Bertie Wooster of the group.*"
―*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*

"*You are the worst moron in Morons Unite!*" [to Laurie]
―*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*

"*All the important people won. And Adam was there too.*"
―*Let's Play DEAD OF WINTER*

"*I am your boyfriend! I am with you!*" [to Adam]
―*We Are Legion*

"*Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh bollocks, oh dear.*"
―*Let's Play CASH N GUNS*

"*One time I did drink from a glass that he'd been drinking from, that's almost kissing.*"
―*Let's Play FIASCO (Part 1)*

"*Me, Musk, Bezos, Branson, we're all going to have a great time... actually I'd hate hanging out with those guys but I'll be there, and I'll be in space floating around.*"
―*Let's Play FOR SALE*

"*Does anyone remember when I spent 7 grand on an entire fucking space station?*"
―*Let's Play FOR SALE*

"*Chill it out, take it slow, then we rock out the show. Like Hannah Montana once said.*"
―*Let's Play TSURO*

"*She has 24 hours to watch Jurassic Park 1, 2 and 3, and obviously the Chris Pratt sequels as well, before I'll review whether we can stay together.*" [on Brooke]
―*Let's Play 6 NIMMT*

"*Brooke, say nothing if you want me to go travelling round the world, alone, exploring new countries... or fall in love with someone else and then die.*"
―*Let's Play DON'T MESS WITH CTHULHU*

"*I'm going to be brave enough to say it - some dolphins are pricks.*"
―*Let's Play HERD MENTALITY*

"*Dom is the least forgiving man I know. I remember once, a pigeon looked at him funny and he tracked down its family and killed them all..*"
―*Let's Play GOOD COP BAD COP*

"*They used to call me 'bubbles' because I'm so on the level, I'm a spirit level.*"
―*Let's Play GOOD COP BAD COP*

"*We could kick him to death with football boots on, that would be painful.*"
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*

"*Laurie, you know what... you're looking great today. You're very talented... your tattoos are very beautiful and tasteful.*"
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*

"*You have a lovely haircut... you have as many ears as an elephant... as many dicks as a woodlouse!*" [to Jon]
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*

"*You're the best guy in the whole world. You know all the people you've ever met? Well they're nothing comparatively to you! Look at that winning hair! Those great eyes! Those teeth that go on for days!*" [to Adam]
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*

"*I think that after this episode goes out, Jon Gracey will suddenly find that casinos across the world will be pawing at him to come along to their casinos... because Jon's understanding of the most basic maths and bluffing is unbelievable. I've never seen someone in my whole life get it wrong every, every single time. It's incredible.*"
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*

"*I dream of a world where I can punch people for cash.* "
―*Let's Play COLT EXPRESS II*

"*Wild Bill, all you've done is lose a poker game and put a cow in your back pocket. This guy robbed a bank and got arrested!*"
―*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*

"*I get 10 dollars for doing the cow. Not* doing *the cow.*"
―*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*

"*Why you with me, Wild Bill? Why you with me? You said... I said ... I said to you very clearly Wild Bill, I did not want you over here. OK? There is a lawman who's up the legendary point track and you're coming for me Wild Bill? Just cos you see money? You see me and you see a bunch of money! I'm more than a bunch of money - I'm a bit of a legend but look at this man over here! Why are you doing this Wild Bill? Wild Bill, why? Why would you do this? Why would you? No, answer me Wild Bill!*"
―*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*

"*I've got two things that I'm good at - deduction and seduction. And you've seen the deduction today and with the Lord of the Board tournament, you've seen my seduction of Adam Blampied.*"
―*Let's Play SOUNDS FISHY*

"*We don't live in America where they hand out weapons to children.*"
―*Let's Play DECEPTION: MURDER IN HONG KONG III*

"*Oh no, I spilt a bit of the sea!*"
―*Battleship, But Drink a Shot EVERY TURN*

"*We're going to need a bigger bitch.*"
―*Battleship, But Drink a Shot EVERY TURN*

"*If I turn the dial, neither of us are culpable.*"
―*Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII*

"*The other team gets me! Why don't my team get me? Why don't my fellow Piss Boys get me?*"
―*Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII*

"*You wouldn't fuck a komodo dragon!*"
―*Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII*

"*I have serious FOMO. I really really really don't like anyone else to be doing anything at all at any given time without this guy.*"
―*Let's Play WONDERLANDS WAR (Part 2)*

"*Did you know that Plato once said 'the greatest love you can feel is for an Adam'?*"
―*Playing With Your Food*

"*[Adam asks what he got for Christmas] Well I got myself a brand new boyfriend actually. I seem to have mislaid the old girlfriend.*"
―*Ding Dom Merrily On High*

"*I don't know what you said, I'm just going to go with it*" [in response to Adam's persuasion]
―*Let's Play ZOO VADIS*

"*Everyone had a lot of confidence in me and it was entirely misplaced.*"
―*Let's Play TAKENOKO*

"*Not losing is like winning, but it's not.*"
―*Let's Play TAKENOKO*

"*For too long, we in Ravenswood Bluff have been gathered in the town square and made to kill each other loads. And most of the time it's been really fun. In fact all of the time, it's been.. it's a really well designed game actually.*"
―*God Is A Legion*

"*I've got a cup of tea, you've got a big dick... we're not afraid to say the truth.*" [to Adam]
―*Pictionary, But IMPOSSIBLE MODE*

"*I wish I'd got round to drawing your other leg - it's no wonder she's jealous.*" [to Adam]
―*Pictionary, But IMPOSSIBLE MODE*

"*To be fair, my drawing was extraordinarily bad.*"
―*Pictionary, But IMPOSSIBLE MODE*

"*Petty petty petty petty petty petty, now you're dead! Petty petty petty petty petty petty, rest your head!*"
―*Let's Play SALEM 1692*

"*I haven't said anything in fucking minutes! Finish the game! I know what's happening!*"
―*Let's Play SALEM 1692*

"*What's going to happen now is what I call a grudge.*"
―*Let's Play COUP II*

"*69? That’s sex – that’s what me and that snake did.*" [on the square he landed on]
―*Snakes & Ladders, BUT ONLY SNAKES*

"*I'm not going to come on your car. I don't want to come on your car.*"
―*Let's Play FAST & FURIOUS: HIGHWAY HEIST*

"*Sometimes ... you're going to help a friend in their car and they're like 'Can you jerk off this guy so he'll leave?'*"
―*Let's Play FAST & FURIOUS: HIGHWAY HEIST*

"*They're quite good at this game, aren't they? They really know what they're doing.*" [on Adam and Holly]
―*Let's Play MYTHIC MISCHIEF*

"*I can beat all of you fucking chumps, except for Laurie ... I'm not going to candy-coat this.*"
―*Let's Play FUN FACTS*

"*What baby lungs have you all got?*"
―*Let's Play FUN FACTS*

"*How? How? How? How in the real world?*"
―*Let's Play PICTURES*

"*Why don't these lizards ever run on time?*"
―*Let's Play PICTURES*