Main Timeline

In the ***Main Timeline***, Master Link follows through with his future self's plan.

## Alien Apocalypse

On June 11th, John does not invite Lucas over, and he uses the weapon given to him by his future self to destroy all the oncoming UFOs. This single-handedly erases the inevitability of the second and third apocalypses.

## Andrew VS. Todd

The new world order in the Chaotic Timeline, 46 Intel, creates a device to transcend not only space and time, but also timelines. This allows an alternate version of John, Jonathon, Sam, Levi, Andrew, and Todd to cross over. These superhumans inhabit the main timeline, careful to not encounter the main version of themselves. The trauma they endured during the events of the Chaotic Timeline has pitted themselves against one another. As much as they may try to kill the other, none of them will die. On July 22nd, 2016, Andrew sought out Todd after he had his money stolen. They have a duel, and Andrew comes out victorious. However, Todd survives his defeat.

## John VS. Jonathon

Jonathon (Alternate) encounters John (Alternate) for the first time in the Main Timeline. John (Alternate), enraged, attacks [Jonathon (Alternate)]]. The battle ends in a draw, which only further enrages Jonathon (Alternate).

## John VS. Jonathon II

Jonathon (Alternate), yearning for a battle, finds John (Alternate) and attacks him. Having almost won, Jonathon (Alternate) attempts to finish John (Alternate) off. This fails, and John (Alternate) counters the attack with a fatal blow

## John VS. Jonathon VS. Sam VS. Levi

John (Alternate), Jonathon (Alternate), Sam (Alternate), and Levi (Alternate) meet once more. With the three sharing similar goals, they all decide to attack John (Alternate). Fortunately for the three, their collective efforts kill John (Alternate). Levi (Alternate) has other plans, however. He sets off a powerful explosive in hopes of killing the other two. The plan fails, and all three survive.

## The Legend of Zelda: Return of the Gerudo

On the planet of Greater Hylia, the hero Link traverses the land, pulls the Master Sword, and saves Hyrule from Ganondorf’s clutch.

## Sam VS. Levi

On planet Earth, Sam (Alternate) and Levi (Alternate) find one another and begin a great duel. After a short while, Sam (Alternate) gains the upper hand and knocks Levi (Alternate) unconscious.

## CHICKEN FRIES

A particular advocate for Burger King Cheeto Chicken Fries sings about how great they are.

## Sam VS. Levi II

Furious at both 'Sam (Alternate)'s victory and survival, Levi (Alternate) finds Sam (Alternate), and tries to assassinate him by flying a helicopter down on him. Sam (Alternate) barely avoids the attack, and the two submit to yet another duel. Levi (Alternate) has enough of Sam (Alternate)'s games, and teleports away to recoup. Sam (Alternate) finds help in Jonathon (Alternate), who is also eager to exact revenge against Levi (Alternate) for his betrayal of them. Levi (Alternate) retaliates, and Jonathon (Alternate) realizes Sam (Alternate) is not as strong as him, and turns against Sam (Alternate). This results in a three-way fight, but Sam (Alternate) and Levi (Alternate), having extreme anger for each other, submit to one final stalemate. Jonathon (Alternate), cunningly and tactically, escapes.

## The Legend of Zelda: The Three Gauntlets

On the planet of Greater Hylia, the new hero, Samuel, must face three trials before pulling the great blade and facing the resurrected Ganon.

## VSAUCE

The broadcaster by the name of JJohn conspires about when the human race will die.

## Sam VS. Levi III

Sam (Alternate) and Levi (Alternate) find each other once more. Yearning to finally win, Levi does not play any games this time. Levi gains the upper-hand over Sam, and knocks him out.

## CHICKEN MAN RETURNS

The ol' Chicken Fries Man is back at it again, this time, introducing dubstep into his performance.

## The winged cap

The Chicken Fries Man finds himself in a dark place, followed by the evil spirit, Ben.

## whatlieswithin.mp4

After being killed by Ben, the Chicken Fries Man is sent to the a confusing, dark Place. There, he finds a TV glowing bright with static, as if it's waiting for something. He witnesses two bright lights hovering over him. One Andrew (Alternate), and one JJohn.

## VSAUCE RETURNS

On Earth, the conspiracy theorist JJohn talks about our own personal deaths, and contemplates the meaning of spoons, magazines, and the Illuminati.

## John VS. Jonathon VS. Sam VS. Levi 2

Jonathon (Alternate) and Sam (Alternate), having made amends, find Levi (Alternate) stalking them. Worried about his plans, Sam (Alternate) and Jonathon (Alternate) seek Levi (Alternate) out, and attack him. The battle ends in a draw, and Levi (Alternate) once again escapes in the aftermath.

## Fast & Furus

An unnamed car owner has his vehicle stolen by a straggler. After a quick bit of trickery, the owner retrieves his car and the burglar’s plans are foiled.

## Channel 46 News - Spicy Report

The local Channel 64 News reports on the recent events. Everything from vandalism on some bricks, to a volcano, to a tree dropping leaves.

## Fast & Furus 2

Two street thugs challenge each other to a race. After a tie, one of them attacks the other with a scooter. The other retaliates, and their battle ends with a small explosion killing both of them.

## 46 Intel

In July of 2020, 46 Intel sets their plans into motion. Upon developing the technology to transcend into the Main Timeline, they send Jackson Leyda, a friend of John, a series of blackmail notes to get him to tell them where John lives. Jack obliges, but eventually turns against 46 Intel and intentionally misleads them. 46 Intel realizes the trail has gone cold, and they aren’t to be seen again for a while. In early 2021, John is visited by his old friend, Andrew, who, after growing weary of 46 Intel's plans, vows to destroy his arch nemesis Todd once and for all.

## The Realm of Idiots 2: The Sequel No One Asked For

A whole bunch of idiots get together and bring you such fascinating broadcasts such as Family Fail, Conspiracy Theories with Dan Bradman, the Dart of Truth, and Gangsta's Battle.

## VSAUCE - The Meaning of Life

Conspirator JJohn reveals the meaning of life is 46. He then goes on to try and reveal the horrors done by 46 Intel, but is abducted before he can utter it.

## When you break into a friend's house

A friend of John, ‘Jim’, goes around stealing money from nearby houses. Jim mistakenly enters John’s house. The two converse on how Jim needs  to change, but then Jim reveals the reason he has no money is because he is not Jim at all. He is Andrew, and he’s been trying to get back at Todd for stealing his money again and again. Andrew proclaims he will have revenge, and John is frightened.

## Alien Apocalypse III

Although the second and third apocalypse theoretically never happened in the Main Timeline, it is important to mention that this is the point where the Lawful Timeline and Main Timeline converge into one. Following the arrival of the aliens and the dawn of the third apocalypse, John goes back to June 10th, 2016 to warn his past self of the coming attacks. This is where the lawful timeline stops existence, as no matter what, John will always return to the past to warn his past self. By returning to the past, John and Jonathon stopped the third apocalypse in its tracks, and another one would never happen again, keeping Lucas alive.

## Andrew VS. Todd II

Andrew, having searched for Todd for over a year, finally found him. They engage in a final duel, one far greater than any other battle. In a last ditch attempt to avenge the past 6 years of his life, Andrew uses the remainder of his strength to sacrifice himself in order to kill Todd. This is where the story of Andrew & Todd ends.

## You know what you did.

In August of 2022, one of Ben's digital manifestations, known as QmVsaWV2ZWlueW91cnN0cmVuZ3Rocw==, confronts John, claiming that he "knows what John did", obviously referring to the incident involving the Chicken Fries Man all those years ago. As Ben grows more aggressive in his overtaking of John's computer, John destroys the manifestation by shutting off his computer.

## The Digital Entity

In The Digital Entity, Sam finishes what John started in You know what you did., successfully pruning and destroying the last of Ben's digital form, known as WkkLoPii+%aaw233==/.

## Goodbye, then.

By the events of Goodbye Then, John's old friend, Ben, has fully manifested in the physical world, at least appearance-wise. On the night of August 28th, 2022, we can witness Ben haunting John's dreams, warning John of his own consternations. John is the one to finally confront Ben face-to-face, but Ben is quick to respond, temporarily entrapping John within the confines of his own mind. John outsmarts Ben, but before John lets his old friend die, Ben warns him that if John kills him now, his Consternations will be unleashed. Unwilling to listen to Ben's plea, John uses his willpower to thrust the Master Sword into the heart of Ben's physical manifestation, destroying it for good.

## The CRINGE Gauntlet (Reacting to Old Videos)

On October 21st, before reacting to some of his older videos, John discovers a conspicuous memory card at the park. What's more, is that it looks nearly identical to his own. In a spark of curiosity, he loads the card onto his computer, and finds only one audio file containing morse code.

## John VS. Jonathon VS. Sam VS. Levi III

Following Levi (Alternate)’s second escape in John VS. Jonathon VS. Sam VS. Levi 2, Sam (Alternate) and Jonathon (Alternate) vow to destroy him, leaving them as the only Chaotic Timeline alternates remaining. It had already been four years since their last encounter, and little did Sam (Alternate) and Jonathon know, Levi (Alternate) had been testing a superweapon that would surely destroy both of them. Once Jonathon (Alternate) learns of this, the two rush Levi (Alternate) immediately. After a rough standoff, Levi (Alternate) seems to be ready to kill both of them, as he absorbs the energy from the superweapon into himself, making Levi (Alternate) more powerful than ever. Upon Jonathon (Alternate) learning that Sam (Alternate) had helped Levi (Alternate) build that weapon, Jonathon (Alternate) turns against Sam (Alternate), leaving a three-way battle to the death.

At this point, there is one final timeline split. The Retribution Ending, and the True Ending.

### Retribution Ending

In the Retribution Ending, the space-time dilator that was given to John's past self in the paradox was never destroyed. Thus, with the absence of the future John to seal the alternates, their match ends in a stalemate.

### True Ending

Following the dark events of 06.04.2035 in the Retribution Ending, John uses the space-time dilator left by his past self to transcend time and space back to the final confrontation between the three alternates. He then uses the dilator to seal them all into the The Place of the Captured, thereby erasing any possibility of the Chaotics taking hold. This key development created the True Ending, which travels parallel to the Retribution Ending, instead of destroying it. The John of 2035 then takes the dilator back with him to his own time, destroys it, and commits suicide.