Random Adventures 2!/Chapter 2/Part 1

# ***CHAPTER 2**: SALTED SEAS*

Previously, on *Random Adventures 2!*:The three travelled through *Mount Magma*, and had three more characters join the team.They were **G.I.F.A.R.A.**, **Hopbot**, and **Metall**... one of which was now permanently retired.Spoiler alert: it's **Metall**.They also defeated an Element Keeper, **Icebird**, who is now on their side for tradition purposes... I think.They are now heading towards the open ocean in search of the next keeper.Will they succeed?Will they drown?Is **Byakuya'**s wound ever going to heal?Find out in this chapter of *Random Adventures 2!*.
## ***Cutscene XI**: Getting in Ship-Shape*

We're here.Finally.(robot noises)Yeah, how do we travel on water? Uh... maybe we could use **G.I.F.A.R.A.** as a raft!Uh... no.(ding dong, bing bong)Since **Byakuya** is currently hospitalized, I'll be his replacement.Don't forget, I still have the same power as him. You got that?Anyway, see that boat that looks like a pirate ship? That's our boat.I... think I see it.*Err, captain calling here, can I get some help? Currently under siege!***Duo** knows what we're doing guys. Let's go fight.
## ***Wave 21**: All Hands on Deck*

**Miztoad A**: <12> (16/16) [5] **Snoopy**: <26> (42/42) [10] **Miztoad B**: <12> (16/16) [5] Yes, this is how a Keeper does things!**Icebird**: <56> (75/75) [14] Let's bump you down!**Spahk**: <48> (50/50) [11] (robot noises)**Hopbot**: <40> (22/22) [7] Ehh, whatever.**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <36> (45/45) [10] **Icebird**: <56> (75/75) [14] **Spahk**: <48> (50/50) [11] **Hopbot**: <40> (22/22) [7] **Miztoad A**: <12> (16/16) [5] **Snoopy**: <26> (42/42) [10] **Miztoad B**: <12> (16/16) [5] (uses *Ice Cube* on **Snoopy**)~~**Snoopy**~~: <26> (0/42) [10] (*rolls* into **Miztoad B**)~~**Miztoad B**~~: <12> (0/16) [5] (uses *Punch* on **Miztoad A**)~~**Miztoad A**~~: <12> (0/16) [5] Wait, who's the captain of this thing?I, **Bubb Scubba**.The *Salted Seas* are currently a hassle. Perhaps you didn't know, but a bunch of ice was poured into there. Lifeforms be burning their skins by just falling into there. Others just happen to never resurface.We shall navigate these isles, hopefully find a way to thaw the insurmountable amount of ice.After having to fight through a freezing volcano, we have to fight through a freezing sea. Sure, sure...Can't I just melt the ice?Actually, to be frank with you... I could swear I heard a plan-(some **Stalacks** fall onto the boat, and caw loudly)Okay, sirs! Looks like I'm still under siege!Whatever it is they obviously are going all-out on us because we know their frozen sea plan. Let's 'sic em, boys!
## ***Wave 22**: Mad Birds*

**Stalack A**: <55> (55/55) **Stalack B**: <55> (55/55) **Stalack C**: <55> (55/55) **Stalack D**: <55> (55/55) **Stalack E**: <55> (55/55) Eh. Duh.**Spahk**: <48> (50/50) Oh well...**Phoenix**: <56> (75/75) ...**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <36> (45/45) [10] (robot noises)**Hopbot**: <45> (24/24) [7] **Spahk**: <48> (50/50) **Phoenix**: <56> (75/75) **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <36> (45/45) [10] **Stalack A**: <55> (55/55) **Stalack B**: <55> (55/55) **Stalack C**: <55> (55/55) **Stalack D**: <55> (55/55) **Stalack E**: <55> (55/55) (uses *Inferno* on **Stalack A**)~~**Stalack A**~~: <55> (0/55) **Stalack B**: <55> (20/55) **Stalack C**: <55> (20/55) **Stalack D**: <55> (20/55) **Stalack E**: <55> (20/55) (uses *Tongue Stretch* on **Stalack B**)~~**Stalack B**~~: <55> (0/55) (**RAPP**) I have like, a total advantage in making dead enemy versions since I made 'em with Scratch. Oh yeah, **TSRITW**, do you like this new icon? Kinda abandoned **Soldam** since I didn't like it.(*punches* **Stalack C**)~~**Stalack C**~~: <55> (0/55) (uses *Drop On 'Em* on **Phoenix**)**Phoenix**: <56> (20/75) (uses *Boulder Split* on **Phoenix**)~~**Phoenix**~~: <56> (0/75) **Spahk**: <48> (50/50) ~~**Phoenix**~~: <56> (0/75) **Hopbot**: <45> (24/24) [7] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <36> (45/45) [10] ~~**Stalack A**~~: <55> (0/55) ~~**Stalack B**~~: <55> (0/55) ~~**Stalack C**~~: <55> (0/55) **Stalack D**: <55> (20/55) **Stalack E**: <55> (20/55) (*bounces* on **Stalack D**)~~**Stalack D**~~: <55> (0/55) **Stalack E**: <55> (11/55) (*throws* **Spahk** to **Stalack E**)**Spahk**: <48> (25/50) ~~**Stalack E**~~: <55> (0/55) Let's hope that's the last of them.I'll be setting sail, if we don't have any leaks on our boats. If any leaks happen, I would kindly ask you to please assist me in repairing those leaks.So, are you, like, a recruited fighter or an assistant now?Neither... I'm not a recruitee, neither am I an assistant. Ay, don't take this the wrong way...So you're a fighter?I'm captain.Err, lemme just translate that: He doesn't get what you're saying.Well yes. But actually no.***BUBB SCUBBA** HAS JOINED THE SQUAD!*Y'all ready everyone?We're always ready... \*mans ship and starts heading towards the Gatekeeper\*And here we go!(starting to feel cold) I don't blame you, **Icebird**. What I'm blaming are those things heading for us. (points at a gigantic ship trailing them)WE'RE NOT RE-ENTERING THE ICE AGE THIS TIME!
## ***Cutscene XII**: The Icy Shanty*

*Born of cold and winter air**And mountain rain combining**This icy force, both foul and fair**Has a frozen harbor of mining**So cut through the heart**Cold and clear**Strike for love and**Strike for fear**See the beauty, sharp and clear**Split the ice apart**And break the frozen heart*Watch your step!Let it go!Beautiful!Powerful!Dangerous!Cold!*Ice has a magic**Can't be controlled**Stronger than one!**Stronger than ten!**Stronger than a hundred men!**Born of cold and winter air**And mountain rain combining**This icy force, both foul and fair**Has a frozen heart worth finding**Cut through the heart**Cold and clear**Strike for love and**Strike for fear**There's beauty and there's danger here**Split the ice apart**Beware the frozen heart*(somes **Snoopies** fall onto the boat) NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAWIOWHAWIOTHAEGIOHSRGHIOSDFUIOZDFIOURT!I CAN UNDERSTAND THEM!**Spahk**: But wait! THAT'S A BORILLY!CRAZY CHEMKINS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!This is NORMAL **Snoopy** behavior!This is not your poop deck. Please leave. On second thought, please stay. Then leave.Also **Icebird**. Congratulations.WOAH OPERA THX RICEBARDDDDD!SMISHSMUSHSMISHSMUSHANDTBHIWASSORTAPISTMON...ngh......h-h-h...heck with... you....MMM...*Now all of **Duo'**s knows you're here.*Don't forget! **Borillies** aren't evil! They're just hypnotized!
## ***Wave 23**: Stack 'Em High*

**Stacketh SnooBs**: <69> (115/115) [5] (beeps)**Hopbot**: <50> (26/26) [9] You thought I'd be a punching bag?! Not this time!**Bubb Scubba**: <10> (30/30) [1] I guess I'm doing this...**Icebird**: <56> (75/75) [14] (cracks knuckle a few times)**Spahk**: <52> (54/54) [12] **Hopbot**: <50> (26/26) [9] **Bubb Scubba**: <10> (30/30) [1] **Icebird**: <56> (75/75) [14] **Stacketh SnooBs**: <69> (115/115) [5] (*rolls* into **Stacketh SnooBs**)**Stacketh SnooBs**: <69> (52/115) [5] (uses *Cold Weather*)**Stacketh SnooBs**: <69> (52/115) [5]  (*weakened* **[2]**)**Mami**! (hides immediately)(walks in) Well congratulations. You traumatized him.LOL THAT WAS JUST BAITUP HAHAHAHA GIT REKT NOOBS.**Stacketh SnooBs**: <69> (52/115) [5]  (*weakened* **[2]**)NOPE! (*Reaction Command* with **Hopbot**)**Stacketh SnooBs**: <69> (36/115) [5]  (*weakened* **[2]**)**Hopbot**: <50> (13/26) [9] (uses *Slip Slosh* on **Icebird**)**Icebird**: <56> (15/75) [14] **Hopbot**: <50> (13/26) [9] **Spahk**: <52> (54/54) [12] **Icebird**: <56> (15/75) [14] **Stacketh SnooBs**: <69> (42/115) [5]  (*weakened* **[1]**)(uses *Ice Cube*)~~**Stacketh SnooBs**~~: <69> (0/115) [5] **Snoopy A**: <16> (27/27) [5] **Snoopy B**: <16> (27/27) [5] (*rolls* into **Snoopy A**)~~**Snoopy A**~~: <16> (0/27) [5] ...DESTROY......?!(*Punch* at **Snoopy B**)~~**Snoopy B**~~: <16> (0/27) [5] (comes out) Lordy! Lordy! What the heck! I've been nearly killed by you two! I'm not setting sail again until my wounds heal! That'll be your punishment.So. I'll man the ship then-While you weren't related to the incident only I get to steer that ship! I designed it to be like that!Oh. Looks like I need new glasses...There appeared to be a glitch in the battle system. We apologize for that.(a **Rocksolid** radiating with yellow fire soon lands on the ship and proceeds to rock the ship back and forth as it roars)***Looks like it's going to weigh down the ship. BADLY.***I'm not helping you!Wait, wait, wait!You're not appearing until the wave *after* next wave!C'était embarrassant, laissez-moi juste... (teleports the **Rocksolid** away and replaces it with a **Li'l Elephant W** and a **Gorgwater**)(strangely, the water dripping from it suddenly becomes ice)What have you done?! Now that's happening!Looks like (glares at **Icebird**) someone screwed up.(snow starts falling, and there's no clear sight of normal land)
## ***Wave 24**: Arrgh You Ready?*

**Li'l Elephant W**: <70> (40/40) **Gorgwater**: <28> (46/46) *Cold Temperatures*: All  moves become . All  moves are weakened.Wait, the moves change elements but the fighters themselves won't? I'm in!**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <39> (48/48) [10] This ice storm won't simmer down unless we find the source! And it's NOT us nearing land.**Spahk**: <56> (58/58) [13] Oh well...**Icebird**: <64> (85/85) [16] Y'all, **Bubb'**s not in the mood to help us. is weakened, so... **Hopbot**.**Hopbot**: <60> (30/30) [11] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <39> (48/48) [10] **Spahk**: <56> (58/58) [13] **Icebird**: <64> (85/85) [16] **Li'l Elephant W**: <70> (40/40) **Gorgwater**: <28> (46/46) Should I do this? I should do this.(uses *Tongue Stretch* on **Gorgwater**)~~**Gorgwater**~~: <28> (0/46) (uses *Ice Cube* on **Li'l Elephant W**)~~**Li'l Elephant W**~~: <70> (0/40) **VENUS WALK TRAP INTRO!** It devours **Li'l Elephant W'**s corpse before-(falls onto the **VWT** and makes the ship rock) -OH! Never mind!And it's STILL snowy, you know?! That **Rocksolid** is NOT why it's cold!
## ***Wave 25**: GOING INTO OVERDRIVE*

**Rocksolid**: <202> (109/109) [100] Wh- what the? What is this gimmick?It's like **Duo** intentionally boosted it!That's right!I heard that "max levels are stupid", but now you'll know the reason they exist!It's to prevent things like THIS happening!Exactly! So I fed this **Rocksolid** a WHOLE LOTTA XP potions and......it's now in *Overdrive*!Darn you, whoever complained about max levels!(suddenly warps into the *RA2!* comic) What? **Screw** the Max Levels stat, it's nothing but a stupid limit to how far you can go that's not even consistent. YEAH, I know I complained about the same thing in the past, but this is LEVELING UP we're talking about!(from **RAPP**) They say that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all, and you, sir, just made the mistake of adding the *Overdrive* gimmick. Plus, if we don't *have* limits, we could have extremely high-levelled fighters. So, do you want a Lvl ∞ RSF or not?Oh, and one more thing. I can see the stats of everyone here, and since we're on the topic of unfairness, let me just add this:*Tipping the Scales*: All LSFs do **50%** less damage.Isn't that diabolical, or what?**DUO**! REMOVE THAT GIMMICK! NOW!Never!Wenn Sie mich jetzt entschuldigen, werde ich jemandes Familie entführen! Toodleoo!I did hear about a certain technique that can counter that. I don't know what exactly it is, but apparently it reduces fighters that are in *Overdrive* to their actual max level.For now, we must fight!Finally, a REAL challenge! Added with the frosty climate, we all get to fight like men!**Spahk**: <56> (58/58) [13] You all know what beats ...**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <42> (51/51) [10] I should at least try.**Phoenix**: <56> (75/75) [14] Eh. **Bubb'**s still not in the mood.Was it because of the glitch again?Fine, then.**Icebird**: <64> (85/85) [16] Hey, where's **Lammy**? Can't we have him help fight that rock? is weak against .So...We're not hiring him.**Spahk**: <56> (58/58) [13] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <42> (51/51) [10] **Phoenix**: <56> (75/75) [14] **Rocksolid**: <202> (109/109) [100] (*bounces* on the **Rocksolid**)**Rocksolid**: <202> (83/109) [100] (*Fireball* on **Rocksolid**)**Rocksolid**: <202> (55/109) [100] You guys sure this is a challenge? (*Arm Smash*)**Rocksolid**: <202> (21/109) [100] (uses *Smash* on **Phoenix**)~~**Phoenix**~~: <56> (0/75) [14] ...that.**Spahk**: <56> (58/58) [13] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <42> (51/51) [10] ~~**Phoenix**~~: <56> (0/75) [14] **Icebird**: <64> (85/85) [16] **Rocksolid**: <202> (21/109) [100] (*bounces* on the **Rocksolid**)~~**Rocksolid**~~: <202> (0/109) [100] That was... quite easy.(some **Executor Lumbuds** suddenly pole vault into the ship) **Icebird**. Fros legendary of them all! You have been invited to join the Frost Heart.And that's either by walking with him, or flying with him... **translate that now.**LIFE WITH **FROST HEART** OR DEATH WITH **FROST HEART**. YES.**Correct. Now first thing's first... TO. EXECUTION. WITH. YOU!**How did they- (sees a trail of ice following them) This! And a ship! Fine!I'll make this an exception...!Well, I prefer *not* dying, so...(turns into his *Platonic* form and flies off with the **Executor Lumbuds**)He's joining him now. You're. Safe.But first... **Mr. Skullacking**. (before he can impale **Lammy**, though...)Yi-oh, wi-whatchu thi-thinkin' ya-you're de-doin' wi-with hu-im?That's right! HE'S OUR'S NOW!(they get thrown off the boat by the **Saltshake**)**All the Executors**: To the heartless you go! (start rushing towards the ship)Hey! My ship is **not** a war zone!? (radiating with yellow fire like the **Rocksolid** before it)(gets killed by an icicle that falls onto it all of the sudden)EXCEPT IT DIDN'TW-what was that?(grabs the **Bushbub** and rips it open) Ni-not ay-air.(an explosion is caused from such an occurrence, knocking everyone off the ship and onto the path of ice)***MAMI!***(flies out unharmed and gets out a dagger) *ur next*
## ***Wave 26**: It Gets Worse*

**Bushbub**: <∞> (∞/∞) [∞] Looks like we'll have to use that special technique after all...But what is it?Hire **Usami**. That'll take care of it.......Never mind that impostor...(pulls out dagger) **imma go kill *usami* first**Ah ah ah, that'll violate Rule 7. Even we, the antagonists, have standards, you know!"A penalty most ironic" is something we cannot ignore!**DoN'T mAkE mE pUnIsH yOu NoW, *dUo*.**Oh, there's some larger being at play? Don't make me laugh.LET'S. GO!**Spahk**: <60> (62/62) [14] Hmm.**Phoenix**: <60> (80/80) [15] My ship! My uglin' ship! It's sinking! It's sinking! NO! NO!(suddenly appears) Hey, uh, where's the storage?Ou! You're actually helping me save my well-beings?! Well, I like the pinkish-red diamond and I'm sad to start seeing it sink. Please! Retrieve it! Just... it's inside the door to your left!GOTTY HARDY (flies away)**Bubb Scubba**: <10> (30/30) [1] Fine.**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <45> (54/54) [10] **Spahk**: <60> (62/62) [14] **Phoenix**: <60> (80/80) [15] **Bubb Scubba**: <10> (30/30) [1] hired: **Usami****Bushbub**: <∞> (∞/∞) [∞] (*Fireball*)**Bushbub**: <∞> (∞/∞) [∞] That did nothing?(skip) What, are you surprised?(*Counterattack*) Ay, there's the rub of death...(*Power Control*)**Bushbub**: <13> (16/16) [5] (uses *Tangle* on **Bubb Scubba**)**Bubb Scubba**: <10> (18/30) [1] **Spahk**: <60> (62/62) [14] **Phoenix**: <60> (80/80) [15] **Bubb Scubba**: <10> (18/30) [1] hired: **Usami****Bushbub**: <13> (16/16) [5] (*Fireball*)~~**Bushbub**~~: <13> (0/16) [5] You got the **Golden Infinity**!I thought that bird was coming back soon with the red diamond-(finds a metal platform in the sky) Ou?! Think that's the way we should go?!Eh, naw. That hosts a huge fight that started cuz we took so long to actually finish this wave.But I can jump into the fight if y'all don't mind. Oh wait, they're hosting an electrical force field.(is slammed into the force field) Gack! Stop thinking you can power me down!Wish I can help, but... look. I think I need new glasses. That's like the only thing I can't be 100% precise on. Or smart on.
## ***Cutscene XIII**: What's with the Overcharge Stuff?*

...at an island...Not even a Lvl ∞ fighter can stop them!?Let's get and go and STRATEGIZE! Let's see, so......Level ∞ is only accessible via cramming in a bunch of Level-Up Potions into my teammates' throats......**Usami** is capable of stripping overdrive from them and she herself can heal her allies......Hmm. You know what. SCREW **USAMI**! I'M MAKING SOMETHING TO OFFICIALLY STOP THEM! Let's not utilize hypocrisy though...there is no later image i guessPERFECTION! I'm going to deploy these at ***WORLD 3***!(it doesn't speak by the way, just making some robotic noises)Hua-hua-hua...(in Monkey Village, an island on the *Salted Seas*)Oops, sorry! (runs off)can you... help me clean this glue off for a bitSure can do. I don't do this with a payment. (produces foam from his nose and cleans the glue off of **Kinkobuster**)thx m8 for scaring him off! jeez is this day kinda wild, i'm just waiting for my teammate **Eco-Freak**-He means the **Mr. Yokai Eco-Freak**.-to come back, i just saw him got flung out by a whirlpool. dunno what elseoh also tbh i was the one who delivered that bushbub t'ya. here have my cash...w-w-wha-?! You're saying you threw it to us?!YOU- YOU?! THREW IT?! TO-(pats **Bubb Scubba** in the back) Hey, better to learn them now than later! **Duo'**s going to throw more at us, it's highly likely.HE MUST PAY ME MY SHIP!(gets out a lot of money) uh i have indefinite stuff in this i'm literally a storage for anything. just don't exploit me and i won't exploit youVielen Dank! I'll just take that and rebuild my ship when I have spare time.Kinkobuster! There you are! We've gotta help **Eco-Freak**!sure yeah let's help the MY **Eco-Freak**- (sees the electrical force field) oh shootus kabootus. maybe... the blizzard can stop it???(crawls out)Vous avez tué notre partenaire, maintenant nous allons vous tuer! (You killed our partner, now we'll kill you!)Yi-yeah, sah-sacrificing hu-him fi-for Da-Duo?! Di-di-di-di-DIE!At ***World 3***...(laying Assailants out, until he sees a certain someone) Oi?! Is that-GET. OUTTA. MY. LAWN.Oh mon pote de Krader!AND GIVE US YOUR EXP POTIONS! WE'VE SCOUTED AHEAD OF TIME.N O W ! ! !Oops, that's not correct.(pulls out railgun) Adiós idiota. (but, before he can do it...)(something shoots him far away back into ***World 2***)Well done! We got these EXP Potions. Now let's just hack those Assailant dudes and toast them with these EXP Potions! I mean. Use these EXP Potions as fuel for them. That way we can be unstoppable and kill **Spahk** bro.(back on the ship thing, which was fixed)Hey, I see land!That was... quick.(an iceberg suddenly punctures the... rebuilt though it sank... ship, and soon an ice wall forms around them)You guys know where this is heading.(are climbing up the ice wall as they proceed to start attacking them)(proceeds to grab all of them and slingshot them towards the island) IT'S NOT GONNA BE SAFE!Don't you think we're supposed to get on the island?(**Spahk** happens to land on the island which has been covered by a blizzard, and guess what?) Na-now... DI-DI-DI-DI-DIE!
## ***Wave 27**: Island Brawl*

**Rawk**: <30> (30/30) [6]  {6,6}**Saltshake**: <30> (39/39) [6]  {-6,-6}It seems that our map visualization system is broken.I guess we'll have to imagine the battlefield ourselves...I go WHOMP WHOMP! With the fisheye lens!**Spahk**: <60> (62/62) [14]  {0,0}Yup.**Phoenix**: <64> (85/85) [16]  {0,0}We're still tightly packed here?**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <45> (54/54) [13]  {0,0}Eh! Not my ship again!**Bubb**: <10> (30/30) [1] **Spahk**: <60> (62/62) [14]  {0,0}**Phoenix**: <64> (85/85) [16]  {0,0}**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <45> (54/54) [13]  {0,0}**Rawk**: <30> (30/30) [6]  {6,6}**Saltshake**: <30> (39/39) [6]  {-6,-6}(*Fireball* at **Rawk**)~~**Rawk**~~: <30> (0/30) [6]  {6,6}(*bounces* on **Saltshake**)~~**Saltshake**~~: <30> (0/39) [6]  {-6,-6}That was underwhelming.Can't **Duo** even try harder?Why are you still here?You got the **Drop-Off**!I've got the visualization system working again.Duo. If you give me a generous sum of money. I can get 'em for you.Sure... why not! What's your name?**FIGHTER**!I was the antagonist of **MLG-Add Comic**, but it died. And now. I'm stuck here. Without a career and all.YELLORX. WE ABANDONDED ARX.We wanna make a new livin'!Well. Assume so. (pays them) But you're gonna have to be situated in *World 3*. Hopefully **Awctobamber** doesn't do anything stupid-**DuO, dO yOu EvEn HaVe ThE mOsT pOwErFuL mEn I iNsTrUcTeD yOu To FiNd?!**Oh Krader! Hang up, I'll have to drop you off quickly and then find some of the most powerful men to not just stop the Random Squad but also **Inkbuster'**s stupid li'l army!IS UNFORTUNATE THAXGONNARX I'M EM ERROR 202'gnore him. He's just broken up and all.Angry bird and all hurt him hard.What does this **Drop-Off** do? Mmm, cargo?(some **Rainbow Bloons** start floating from nowhere)I'll show you next wave. Onwards!
## ***Wave 28**: Random Rainbows*

**Rainbow Bloon A**: <47> (49/49) [7]  {-7,6}**Rainbow Bloon B**: <47> (49/49) [7]  {6,-5}**Rainbow Bloon C**: <47> (49/49) [7]  {-7,8}**Rainbow Bloon D**: <47> (49/49) [7]  {10,8}(ding dong, bing bong)Remember when I said that the Left Side Fighters always start at the origin, {0,0}?Not anymore!With **Drop-Off**, you may now have your LSFs' starting positions be anywhere on the grid.Position them in any way you like.There's another thing you should know about all-around waves.From now on, you cannot have two fighters on the same point.(feels the pain of the **Stalack**) (flashbacks occur)(flashback starts)Wait, wait, what's that? **Nutmag-EX**, you're supposed to disguise as a normal **Nutmag** first!Penalty!(flashback ends)WHY NAANT!**Spahk**: <60> (62/62) [14] {0,0}All righty, then...**Phoenix**: <64> (85/85) [16] {-10,8}(goes into the battlefield)**Hopbot**: <60> (30/30) [11] {-5,5}Ehh.**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <45> (54/54) [13] **Spahk**: <60> (62/62) [14] {0,0}**Phoenix**: <64> (85/85) [16] {-10,8}**Hopbot**: <60> (30/30) [11] {-5,5}**Rainbow Bloon A**: <47> (49/49) [7]  {-7,6}**Rainbow Bloon B**: <47> (49/49) [7]  {6,-5}**Rainbow Bloon C**: <47> (49/49) [7]  {-7,8}**Rainbow Bloon D**: <47> (49/49) [7]  {10,8}(*Fireball at **Rainbow Bloon C**)*~~**Rainbow Bloon C**~~: <47> (0/49) [7]  {-7,8}~~**Rainbow Bloon D**~~: <47> (0/49) [7]  {10,8}(*throws* **Rainbow Bloon A** at **Rainbow Bloon B**)**Rainbow Bloon A**: <47> (31/49) [7]  {5,-4}**Rainbow Bloon B**: <47> (31/49) [7]  {6,-5}(*Reaction Command* with **Rainbow Bloon A**) Time for you to feel pain now. (pops it, damaging everything around him in a 3x3 radius)~~**Rainbow Bloon A**~~: <47> (0/49) [7]  {5,-4}**Rainbow Bloon B**: <47> (21/49) [7]  {6,-5}(uses *Life Loss* on **Spahk**)**Spahk**: <60> (15/62) [14] {0,0}**Spahk**: <60> (15/62) [14] {0,0}**Phoenix**: <64> (85/85) [16] {-10,8}**Hopbot**: <60> (30/30) [11] {-5,5}~~**Rainbow Bloon A**~~: <47> (0/49) [7]  {5,-4}**Rainbow Bloon B**: <47> (21/49) [7]  {6,-5}~~**Rainbow Bloon C**~~: <47> (0/49) [7]  {-7,8}~~**Rainbow Bloon D**~~: <47> (0/49) [7]  {10,8}(*Fireball at **Rainbow Bloon B**)*~~**Rainbow Bloon B**~~: <47> (0/49) [7]  {6,-5}I need to fortify my friends.Sire, seems like we've got a problem. **Lammy**, is, er... well. Without his suit. We can't bring him back if he doesn't have his suit on.HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!Eh. Tug o' war-(**Lammy** has apparently stolen another **Armored Lumbud'**s armor) NOW I NEED TO FLLLLLLLLY!Um. Seriously?I guess so! I'm gonna pepper **Stinker'**s side with BULLETS! (pulls out railgun, but...)You. Uh. Massacred one of your HQs with it. You sure?Fine.We've got another wave of **Bloons** comin'.Y'all are gettin' BOTCHED before y'all get a chance against me!(some **Ceramic Bloons** fly in)HAVE LOADS OF FUN AS I SHIMMY ME EXTRA GLUE GUNNEYS IN THIS 2-5-0 FORM!We don't have **Juggernauts** here? Shame.
## ***Wave 29**: Release the Clay-Aiken*

**Ceramic Bloon A**: <104> (80/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon B**: <104> (80/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon C**: <104> (80/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon D**: <104> (80/80) [8] More , huh?**Phoenix**: <68> (90/90) [17] (beeps)**Hopbot**: <60> (30/30) [11] Not just air, Ceramic! Man. **Juggernaut** shoulda been here so we can easily deal with 'ems.**Spahk**: <60> (62/62) [14] Si! SI!**Bubb Scubba**: <10> (30/30) [1] **Phoenix**: <68> (90/90) [17] **Hopbot**: <60> (30/30) [11] **Spahk**: <60> (62/62) [14] **Ceramic Bloon A**: <104> (80/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon B**: <104> (80/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon C**: <104> (80/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon D**: <104> (80/80) [8] (uses *Inferno* on **Ceramic Bloon A**)**Ceramic Bloon A**: <104> (16/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon B**: <104> (48/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon C**: <104> (48/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon D**: <104> (48/80) [8] (*rolls* into **Ceramic Bloon A**)~~**Ceramic Bloon A**~~: <104> (0/80) [8] **Rainbow Bloon A1**: <47> (49/49) [7] **Rainbow Bloon A2**: <47> (49/49) [7] (*Reaction Command* with **Rainbow Bloon A1**) Maximum ordnance time!~~**Rainbow Bloon A1**~~: <47> (0/49) [7] **Rainbow Bloon A2**: <47> (39/49) [7] **Ceramic Bloon B**: <104> (38/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon C**: <104> (38/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon D**: <104> (38/80) [8] (uses *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*Scrap Trap*)(uses *Life Loss* on **Phoenix**)~~**Phoenix**~~: <68> (0/90) [17] (uses *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*Scrap Trap*)(uses *Life Loss* on **Spahk**)~~**Spahk**~~: <60> (0/62) [14] ~~**Phoenix**~~: <68> (0/90) [17] **Hopbot**: <60> (30/30) [11] ~~**Spahk**~~: <60> (0/62) [14] **Bubb Scubba**: <10> (30/30) [1] ~~**Ceramic Bloon A**~~: <104> (0/80) [8] ~~**Rainbow Bloon A1**~~: <47> (0/49) [7] **Rainbow Bloon A2**: <47> (39/49) [7] **Ceramic Bloon B**: <104> (38/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon C**: <104> (38/80) [8] **Ceramic Bloon D**: <104> (38/80) [8] (*rolls* into **Ceramic Bloon B**)~~**Ceramic Bloon B**~~: <104> (0/80) [8] **Rainbow Bloon B1**: <47> (49/49) [7] **Rainbow Bloon B2**: <47> (49/49) [7] (*Counterattack*)(uses *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*Scrap Trap*)(uses *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*Scrap Trap*)(uses *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*Scrap Trap*)(uses *Life Loss* on **Bubb Scubba**)~~**Bubb Scubba**~~: <10> (30/30) [1] **Ceramic Bloon C**: <104> (38/80) [8]  (*poisoned* **[2]**)(uses *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*Scrap Trap*)~~**Phoenix**~~: <68> (0/90) [17] **Hopbot**: <60> (30/30) [11] ~~**Spahk**~~: <60> (0/62) [14] ~~**Bubb Scubba**~~: <10> (30/30) [1] ~~**Ceramic Bloon A**~~: <104> (0/80) [8] ~~**Rainbow Bloon A1**~~: <47> (0/49) [7] **Rainbow Bloon A2**: <47> (39/49) [7] ~~**Ceramic Bloon B**~~: <104> (0/80) [8] **Rainbow Bloon B1**: <47> (49/49) [7] **Rainbow Bloon B2**: <47> (49/49) [7] **Ceramic Bloon C**: <104> (38/80) [8]  (*poisoned* **[2]**)**Ceramic Bloon D**: <104> (38/80) [8] You know what? Let's hide the defeated fighters for now.**Hopbot**: <60> (30/30) [11] **Rainbow Bloon A2**: <47> (39/49) [7] **Rainbow Bloon B1**: <47> (49/49) [7] **Rainbow Bloon B2**: <47> (49/49) [7] **Ceramic Bloon C**: <104> (38/80) [8]  (*poisoned* **[2]**)**Ceramic Bloon D**: <104> (38/80) [8] (*rolls* into **Rainbow Bloon A2**)~~**Rainbow Bloon A2**~~: <47> (0/49) [7] **Ceramic Bloon C**: <104> (28/80) [8]  (*poisoned* **[1]**)(you get it, they use *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**, who is undamaged to *Scrap Trap*)This is... getting really boring.Let's speed this up.(*rolls* into **Rainbow Bloon B1**)~~**Rainbow Bloon B1**~~: <47> (0/49) [7] **Ceramic Bloon C**: <104> (18/80) [8] (they all use *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(uses *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*rolls* into **Rainbow Bloon B2**)~~**Rainbow Bloon B2**~~: <47> (0/49) [7] (they all use *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*rolls* into **Ceramic Bloon C**)~~**Ceramic Bloon C**~~: <104> (0/80) [8] **Rainbow Bloon C1**: <47> (49/49) [7] **Rainbow Bloon C2**: <47> (49/49) [7] (uses *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(they all use *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*rolls* into **Rainbow Bloon C1**)~~**Rainbow Bloon C1**~~: <47> (0/49) [7] (uses *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(uses *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*rolls* into **Rainbow Bloon C2**)~~**Rainbow Bloon C2**~~: <47> (0/49) [7] (uses *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*rolls* into **Ceramic Bloon D**)~~**Ceramic Bloon D**~~: <104> (0/80) [8] **Rainbow Bloon D1**: <47> (49/49) [7] **Rainbow Bloon D2**: <47> (49/49) [7] (they all use *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*rolls* into **Rainbow Bloon D1**)~~**Rainbow Bloon D1**~~: <47> (0/49) [7] (uses *Life Loss* on **Hopbot**)(*rolls* into **Rainbow Bloon D2**)~~**Rainbow Bloon D2**~~: <47> (0/49) [7] Finally... we are done.We're here. Let's go and hit that gruesome heart out.(To **Hopbot**)
(watched) I NEED TO BYPASS THAT STUPID, LI'L, EFFECT!D'aw, man, dude! I'm trying to reduce the amount of plot holes that exist in **ESPionage**! The removal of **Glue Gunner Bloon** gettin' popped is going to confuse EVERYONE who's interested in **ESPionage** on where the heck **Glue Gunner Bloon** came from!Whatever! I provided an explanation back at **ESPionage**. Hope that's the best of the best!You do know that there *are* things that I know but you don't right, and here's one thing I should tell you: **Glue Gunner Bloon** doesn't become a Bloon until much later in the story. Oops, spoiled it!***(facepalm)***
## ***Wave 30**: Beware of the Frozen Heart*

eh yo wazzup **random squad** there's like two paths we can take to try 'n kill that heart.Stupid **Icebird**! I blame him now. Which path do we take!We take left. You take right.(tries to see if the penalty has worn off, popping **G.I.F.A.R.A.** in the process) ...Beebox. (Whoops.)(has became two **Poyorns**)uh i think i see why, uh, **gifara** looks patchy.(brings out another **Poyorn**) looks like one of the **poyorns** is missing! here have a spare(the **Poyorn** bounces towards the other two and the three merge back into **G.I.F.A.R.A.**)anyways see y'all later we're takin' left (the **ESPionage** take left path)You heard him; we're taking RIGHT PATH!(the **Frost Heart** was watching them) *It's time. I have not savored this for centuries. Millenniums. The juice, the energy the hearts grant me. I shall now feed myself.***Jelitin A**: <42> (42/42) [10] **Jelitin B**: <57> (57/57) [10] **Jelitin C**: <42> (42/42) [10] **Executor Lumbud A**: <140> (140/140) [25] **Executor Lumbud B**: <140> (140/140) [25] **???**: <30> (500/500) [1] (shrugs)**Spahk**: <64> (66/66) [15] I can thaw...**Phoenix**: <72> (95/95) [18] (rolls along)**Hopbot**: <75> (36/36) [14] Ai.**Bubb Scubba**: <12> (32/32) [3] It's too bad we can't use the **Golden Infinity** in this wave...
### ***Round 30-1**: LET'S LEARN ABOUT JELL*

**Spahk**: <64> (66/66) [15] **Phoenix**: <72> (95/95) [18] **Hopbot**: <75> (36/36) [14] **Jelitin A**: <42> (42/42) [10] **Jelitin B**: <57> (57/57) [10] **Jelitin C**: <42> (42/42) [10] (uses *Inferno* on **Jelitin B**)~~**Jelitin A**~~: <42> (0/42) [10] ~~**Jelitin B**~~: <57> (0/57) [10] ~~**Jelitin C**~~: <42> (0/42) [10] Huh, that was easy.
### ***Round 30-2**: It's Punishment Time*

**Spahk**: <64> (66/66) [15] **Phoenix**: <72> (95/95) [18] **Hopbot**: <75> (36/36) [14] **Executor Lumbud A**: <140> (140/140) [25] **Executor Lumbud B**: <140> (140/140) [25] (uses *Fireball* on **Executor Lumbud A**)**Executor Lumbud A**: <140> (50/140) [25]  (*burning* **[2]**)(*rolls* into **Executor Lumbud A**)~~**Executor Lumbud A**~~: <140> (0/140) [25] (*Punch* at **Executor Lumbud B**)**Executor Lumbud B**: <140> (60/140) [25] (uses *Poke* on **Spahk**)~~**Spahk**~~: <64> (0/66) [15] ~~**Spahk**~~: <64> (0/66) [15] **Bubb Scubba**: <12> (32/32) [3] **Phoenix**: <72> (95/95) [18] **Hopbot**: <75> (36/36) [14] ~~**Executor Lumbud A**~~: <140> (0/140) [25] **Executor Lumbud B**: <140> (60/140) [25] (uses *Fireball* on **Executor Lumbud B**)~~**Executor Lumbud B**~~: <140> (0/140) [25]
### ***Round 30-3**: Show Yourself*

**Bubb Scubba**: <12> (32/32) [3] **Phoenix**: <72> (95/95) [18] **Hopbot**: <75> (36/36) [14] **Frost Heart**: <30> (500/500) [1] So that's the **Frost Heart**...*Falling Icicles*: Every turn, do **25**  damage to a random fighter.Yeah, that *Scrap Trap* won't protect you for long!(suddenly walks in) Uh. Are you sure that's enraged deity talk? We gotta get a take two in.*Your so-called friend will be nothing but my catalyst to vengeance. Millenniums, I've been dead. It is time to rip your hearts out, and finally savor the taste of them. **Begone.***(uses *Fireball* on **Frost Heart**)**Frost Heart**: <30> (410/500) [1] (*rolls* into **Frost Heart**)**Frost Heart**: <30> (335/500) [1] MAMI, MAMI, MAMI! (*Lum Bubble*, but rather panicky)**Frost Heart**: <30> (323/500) [1] (is hit by an icicle)**Hopbot**: <75> (11/36) [14] (uses *Cold Snap*)**Bubb Scubba**: <12> (17/32) [3] **Phoenix**: <72> (80/95) [18]  (*frozen* **[1]**)~~**Hopbot**~~: <75> (0/36) [14] **Bubb Scubba**: <12> (17/32) [3] **Phoenix**: <72> (80/95) [18]  (*frozen* **[1]**)~~**Hopbot**~~: <75> (0/36) [14] **Frost Heart**: <30> (323/500) [1] (frozen)**MA-MAMI!** (*Lum Bubble*)**Frost Heart**: <30> (311/500) [1]  (*poisoned* **[1]**)**Frost Heart**: <30> (301/500) [1] (is hit by an icicle)**Phoenix**: <72> (55/95) [18] (uses *Frost Glare* on **Bubb Scubba**)~~**Bubb Scubba**~~: <12> (0/32) [3] ~~**Bubb Scubba**~~: <12> (0/32) [3] **Phoenix**: <72> (55/95) [18] ~~**Hopbot**~~: <75> (0/36) [14] **Frost Heart**: <30> (301/500) [1] (uses *Fireball*)**Frost Heart**: <30> (211/500) [1] (uses *Frost Glare* on **Phoenix****Phoenix**: <72> (25/95) [18] ~~**Bubb Scubba**~~: <12> (0/32) [3] **Phoenix**: <72> (25/95) [18] ~~**Hopbot**~~: <75> (0/36) [14] **Frost Heart**: <30> (211/500) [1] (uses *Fireball*)**Frost Heart**: <30> (121/500) [1] (uses *Cold Snap*)**Phoenix**: <72> (10/95) [18] ~~**Bubb Scubba**~~: <12> (0/32) [3] **Phoenix**: <72> (10/95) [18] ~~**Hopbot**~~: <75> (0/36) [14] **Frost Heart**: <30> (121/500) [1] (uses *Fireball*)**Frost Heart**: <30> (31/500) [1]  (*burning* **[2]**)~~**Frost Heart**~~: <30> (0/500) [1] That was close...Hey, **Phoenix**!**Icebird**!Yeah, I'm back.(gets back up) *This is not yours!* (attempts to kill **Phoenix**, but...)(comes out of nowhere, spinning full of energy, with a **Cultist of Hearts** being strangled by it) **OH! KINKOBUSTER'S MINE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!** (PILEDRIVES the **Cultist of Hearts** into him)NANI! MAMI!(the **Frost Heart** soon explodes as all the ice thaws out and it knocks everybody off of the island as it sinks, into the water)Uh oh, woah!(all the non-flying enemies soon sink into the ocean as they drown)(swims back up) Land's not going to be for a while.No! No! No ship!(freezes a chunk of the ocean) Is everyone safe?(beep boops)Well, I can still float, although it's a bit leaky...But where's out next destination?I guess we're stranded for now...(breaks **G.I.F.A.R.A.** into the three **Poyorns**)(stacks them up) Alright, do you see land?Wait, his components aren't leaky!(...and then some **Stalacks** start attacking them. How inconvenient.)