Pirates Ahoy (Transcript)

This is the 32nd episode of Nature Squadron: Fangranger.

It was a cold November morning, but that didn't stop Beakster from walking around on the beach. It was closed for the season, so he didn't have to worry about anybody catching him. But he still wore a hood to cover his head since he knew he was still a wanted criminal. As for why he is on the beach on a cold November, he decided to look for something he could use for a new monster to send out to fight the Fangrangers.

Beakster: I am not sure how many sea creature monsters we've done already. Both before and after I joined the group, I am sure something on this beach can give me a good idea.

He walked around until he came across a seashell. He picked it up.

Beakster: Hmm. Could I have a crab monster made? (Thinks for a while) Nah! (Throws it into the sea)

He continued to walk until he came across something that looked like an octopus by the water.

Beakster: Huh. An octopus's tentacle. Could I have a monster made from this? (Kneels down to grab the tentacle, but when he grabbed it, it fell apart and it turned out to be seaweed) Oh. It was only seaweed. What a disappointment.

He just continued walking. After a while, he then came across a sharp object in the sand. He wondered what it could have been. He picked it up and took a further inspection of it.

Beakster: What is this? A very sharp rock? A chip from a seashell? Maybe Decepto will know what is.

Just then, he saw a police car across the street.

Beakster: Drat. The police. I got to find a way to keep them from not only seeing me here on a closed beach but from seeing who I am.

He then saw a large rock and hide behind it. He looked out from the back and waited for the police car to drive away. But it just stood there a while. Beakster didn't dare make any sound while the police car was still there. Eventually, he was able to return to the lair.

Verminator: There you are, Beakster.

Decepto: You took your time. Having trouble finding anything to use for a new monster?

Beakster: Actually, I did find something we could use for a monster. But I saw a police car close to the beach I was at and I waited for over two hours for it to drive away so they wouldn't see me.

Fangulee: Is it because you didn't want them to catch you for the things you did before you joined us?

Beakster: And the fact that I was looking around on a beach that was closed for the season. Nobody is supposed to go to that beach until it reopens during the summer of next year.

Decepto: Why do they even close beaches during the fall and winter months.

Beakster: It is too cold during those months. The water may still be cold during the summer, but during the fall and winter, it is too much for most anthros to handle. I'd freeze my feathers off if I went into cold water during the wintertime. But anyway, here is what I found (shows the sharp object he found) I haven't been able to identify what it is and I was wondering if you'd be able to, Decepto.

Decepto took the sharp object from Beaker's hand and took a close inspection at it.

Decepto: By the looks of it, you found a tooth. A shark's tooth.

Beakster: A shark's tooth? I figured it was something like that.

Decepto: But beyond that, I think it is a hammerhead shark's tooth.

Beakster: Uh...That was oddly specific.

Decepto: The more you know. While you were out searching on the beach, I found these. (Shows some small white oval-shaped objects) I have no idea what they are, but I figured they could be used for our new monster, too.

Fangulee: I've got another idea for our monster. I hope you don't find it to be too silly.

Verminator: As long as it helps to beat the Fangrangers, I'm all ears to it.

Fangulee: Let's add a pirate's hat (shows one in his hand), a pirate's eye patch (shows one in his other hand, then puts them both down), some cannons (shows some cannons in one hand), and some parrots (shows some parrots in his other hand).

Verminator: ARGH! That sounds like a scurvy idea for a monster! Get to work, matey!

Decepto: Right away, Captain!

And Decepto grabbed all the materials and headed to his lab to get to work. He put all of the materials onto the table and then said the magic words.

Decepto: Arghity Arghity Arghity At! This these things into a hammerhead pirate! (His wand is waved and a pirate-themed hammerhead shark appeared) How do you do, Captain Razortooth?

Captain Razortooth: Why do you call me captain? I take the orders.

Decepto: Captain is just in your name since you are a pirate-themed monster. Master Verminator has an order for you to take.

Captain Razortooth: Very well. I am willing to take orders from the actual captain.

Decepto: But before you go and meet with the real boss, I think you should have some help.

Captain Razortooth: What sort of help would that be?

Decepto: You need parrots! No, parrodactyls. I just happen to have a bit of Pyrodactyl's wing. I can combine it with these parrot feathers (shows some in his hand) and make some Parrodactyls to take your orders.

Captain Razortooth: Argh. That be very helpful, captain.

Decepto put the piece of Pyrodactyl's wing and the parrot feathers down on the table and got his wand ready.

Decepto: Squak, chirp, tweet! Razortooth needs parrots that will keep him on his feet. (Waves his wand and makes parrodactyls appear) There you have it.

The parrodactyls flew around the room for a moment while Captain Razortooth and Decepto looked up.

Captain Razortooth: Argh! They be purdy birdies, captain.

The parrodactyls then flew down onto Captain Razortooth's shoulders. Captain Razortooth and Decepto then made their way to the main room where Verminator was waiting.

Verminator: Ah. Good monster, Decepto.

Captain Razortooth: What is the order you give me, Captain?

Verminator: Go and defeat the Fangrangers and stop them from letting me take over this world!

Beakster: And from letting the authorities catch me!

Captain Razortooth: Aye aye! Captains! With the help of these parrodactyls to aid me, I shall make the Fangrangers walk the plank!

And he headed on his way.

Beakster: Huh. That is quite weird that he referred to us as captains.

Decepto: It does make sense since you're the ones who are giving him the orders.

Verminator: By the way, those parrodactyls look a bit familiar.

Decepto: Do they remind you of Pyrodactyl, sir?

Verminator: Uh huh.

Decepto: That isn't a surprise to me. I had a piece of Pyrodactyl's wing and some parrot feathers that I found. I used them to make the parrodactyls. They are a fitting touch, don't you think?

Verminator: Oh yes. I certainly do.

Beakster: I do as well.

Over at the mall, the Fangrangers were helping to get a pirate exhibit opened up for a special event that was based around pirates. They were working on constructing a pirate ship. Lucky had gathered the boards to build the ship while Bernie and Becky were going to work as the nailers. Ted, Denny, and Claire had all brought in props to use for the exhibit.

Lucky: I can't wait to see the look on the children's faces when they see this pirate ship.

Bernie: Me, too. I think pirate ships are pretty cool. I've always wanted to explore the inside of one.

Becky: I have, too. I feel like there could be treasures found on board the pirate ships.

Denny: Well of course there is treasure to be found on a pirate ship. Pirates steal the treasure and keep it for themselves.

Ted: Pirates must have been obsessed with stealing from people on their ships.

Denny: Oh they were. Sometimes, normal thieves can be considered pirates.

Claire: They can?

Denny: Oh yes. The work of a pirate is called piracy.

Claire: Privacy?

Denny: No. Not Pri-vacy! Pi-racy! As in pi-rate!

Claire: (Wonders for a moment) Oh. I get it now.

Ted: By the way, wasn't Ollie coming to help us with this pirate ship, too?

Denny: I think he said he was going out to get something for the exhibit.

Ted: What would that be?

Denny: I think he said he was getting the water. But it has taken him a long time to get it.

Lucky: How hard can it be to carry artificial water? It is just some blue tarps and cardboard.

Becky: Not unless he was wanting to make the exhibit as real as possible by bringing in big water jugs full of water.

Denny: Why would he do that?

Becky: Why don't you ask him yourself? (Points as Ollie was coming in pushing a cart with water jugs full of water)

Ollie: Hey guys. Sorry it took me so long. Lifting these jugs was not so bad before filling them, but after was a struggle. It seems odd though because I didn't think water could have that kind of wait.

Denny: Ollie, any reason you brought those jugs in?

Ollie: Well, pirate ships are surrounded by water, aren't they?

Denny: Maybe in real life, but this is just an exhibit.

Ollie: So?

Claire: We don't need to add water here. Plus, where can we put it? We don't have a giant tub to put the water in.

Ollie: Oh. I assumed that we just hadn't gotten it yet. Anyway, what should we do about the water around the ship?

Ted: We need to get cardboard water and blue tarps to represent water in the exhibit.

Ollie: Oh. That I can do. I just need to take this water back first.

And Ollie then began to pull the water jugs away as the rest of the Fangrangers continued their work. After Ollie had left, Bernie looked up.

Bernie: Hey, who brought in the parrots?

Becky: Parrots?

Bernie: Yeah. Look.

Bernie pointed up and there were some parrots flying above them. The rest of the Fangrangers looked up. They were surprised.

Lucky: Are those parrots trained to fly around without anyone to watch over them?

Claire: It seems odd that they know just where to fly without making a mess.

Denny: Uh, guys. I don't think those are ordinary parrots.

Lucky: They aren't?

They took a closer look, and they noticed that the parrots had pterodactyl-like heads. They were the parrodactyls that Captain Razortooth had sent.

Ted: Do those parrots have pterodactyl heads?

Denny: I think they do. But they can't be pterodactyls. The dinosaurs did die out millions of years ago. Although pterodactyls were not actually dinosaurs.

Bernie: Why did you bring up the dinosaurs, then?

Denny: Well, pterodactyls also went extinct at the same time as the...

But before he could finish his sentence, one of the parrodactyls breathed fire at the ship.

Becky: FIRE! FIRE!

Then, Captain Razortooth came in.

Captain Razortooth: Way to go, parrodactyls! You'd make your papa proud!

Ted: So you are the one who sent these parrot-pterodactyl hybrids after us, did you?

Captain Razortooth: Captains Verminator and Beakster sent me, I give the parrodactyls the orders.

Claire: Ollie! Can you get back here? We may need your water for something!

But Ollie was long gone by that point.

Ted: So much for getting Ollie to bring his water jugs back. We'll have to put the fire out ourselves.

Lucky: (Watches at the whole ship was now on fire) How can we do that?

Bernie: Maybe my flapping can put the fire out. (Flies up and tries to put the fire out, but the parrodactyls just breathed even more fire at the ship) That's no good.

Just then, a water jug fell from the air and landed on the burning ship. The water jug broke open and water splashed all over the burning ship, putting the fire out.

Becky: Whoa?

Denny: Where did that come from?

They looked up to see that Ollie had dropped one of the jugs from the second floor.

Ollie: Hey, guys. I saw what was happening across the hall. So I quickly took the water jugs onto the elevator, then rushed down the hall to drop the jugs.

Ted: Way to go, Ollie!

Ollie: I guess the water jugs were good for something after all.

Becky: You got that right, Ollie.

The parrodactyls were now laying on the ground, all wet and coughing. Captain Razortooth ran over to them.

Captain Razortooth: My babies! You what you've done to them!

Ted: And look what they did to the pirate ship we were working on!

The ship was partially burnt and wet.

Captain Razortooth: Like I care about that?

Ted: And you are now going to pay for that. Ollie, get down here as quickly as you can.

Ollie: Will do, Ted. (Runs from the balcony and down the hall to the elevator and the elevator door closes)

All: Nature Fang Change! (They all transformed into their ranger suits, Ollie exits the elevator on the first floor, in his suit already, and runs to join the others)

Ollie: I never went in an elevator, morphed, then came out.

Captain Razortooth: If your pirate ship was in a real sea, I'd make you walk the plank, maties! (He aims his shoulder cannons and fires some blow-fish)

Ted: (Jumps with his Bear Claws and swipes at the blow-fish, but they then blew up, knocking him back) AAAH! (Falls to the ground)

Lucky: Exploding puffer fish?

Captain Razortooth: If you think your ship is in bad shape after my parrodaytls attacked it, just watch what my saw-sharks can do to it. (Fires some saw-sharks from his cannons at the ship)

The saw-sharks began to use their saw-blade noses on the ship.

Becky: Hey! Hands- I mean noses off that ship!

Bernie: (Picks up some hammers) Let's try turning these sharks into hammerheads themselves.

Becky: Good idea, Bernie. (Picks up some hammers)

The girls then charged for the saw-sharks and attempted to hammer at them. But then came back to the others, showing their hammers sawed in half.

Becky: Hehehe.

Lucky: I'll try something! (Tosses his football at the sharks, but one uses his nose to saw the football in half) Oh dang!

Ollie: No worries. (Gets out his Mega Blasters)

Ted: Ollie, wait!

But Ollie didn't wait, he fired at the saw-sharks. (An explosion is then heard from where the blast hit)

Ollie: Uh...Oops.

Where the ship was set up, there was a big black spot in the ground where the ship was.

Claire: Well at least the saw-sharks are gone.

Captain Razortooth: They may be gone, but I got something worse than them. (Fires some skull rockets from his shoulder cannons)

Becky: I've got these guys! (Uses her Carrot Blasters at the skull rockets, blow some of them up)

Bernie: They shouldn't stand a chance against the Sonic Hooters, either. (Uses her Sonic Hooters to push the Skull Rockets back, causing them to fall to the ground and blowing up away from the Fangrangers) That should take care of...(Gets hit by a cannonball) AAAAAAH!

Denny: Hang on, Bernie! (Uses his Monkeywhip to lasso Bernie away from the cannonball as the cannonball hits the wall and makes a huge hole)

Bernie: Phew. That was a close one. Thanks, Denny.

Denny: Not a problem, Bern-

Becky: (Grabs Denny and jumps up into the air as a cannonball zips by, then comes back down to the ground)

Denny: (Sees the cannonball) Oh. Thanks, Becky.

Captain Razortooth: Hey, are you wanting a treat?

Ted: A treat? A treat to beat you is what we want!

Captain Razortooth: Well I have a different kind of treat in mind for you!

He got his pincers aimed at the Fangrangers and fired some gummy sharks at them.

Lucky: Whoa! Gummies?

Bernie: Why are you giving us these?

Becky: Oww! (Looks down to see one gummy shark biting her foot) This one has my foot.

The gummysharks then began jumping onto the Fangrangers and started chewing threw their suits.

Ollie: Oww! These gummies are trying to bite at us!

Lucky: I wonder if-Oww! This is their revenge-Oww! On us eating the-Oww! Other gummies before? Oww!

Captain Razortooth: Not at all! While you are distracted, I think I'll send you some of my toxic soda bubbles!

He then opened his mouth and out came some brown soda bubbles. They floated over to the Fangrangers as they were trying to get the gummy sharks off of their bodies. When the bubbles came in, the Fangrangers began to feel a bit weaker.

Bernie: With all of these...toxic...bubbles...I don't think...I care about...being bitten...anymore...

Claire: We...can't...give...up...

Captain Razortooth: With my gummy sharks and toxic soda bubbles, now let's see if you like the taste of my rotating chainsaw mouth. (Begins to make his mouth act as a chainsaw as he got closer to the Fangrangers)

Claire then managed to overcome getting weak and managed to swat all of the gummy sharks off her body.

Claire: Sorry, gummy sharks! But tigers in gold suits are not on the menu! And neither are bears, monkeys, coyotes, rabbits, owls, or otters! (Swings her sword into Captain Razortooth's mouth, causing his teeth to get jammed up)

Captain Razortooth: Mmmm-hmmm!

Claire: That ought to hold you! Now to help my friends!

She hurried to her friends and managed to get all the gummy sharks off of Ted.

Ted: Phew. That is a relief.

They then got the gummy sharks off of the bodies of the other Fangrangers.

Bernie: Thanks, Claire. You sure managed to get stronger than those toxic soda bubbles and gummies?

Claire: I just didn't let them get the better of me.

Lucky: Look at how silly that shark monster is having to deal with Claire's sword in his mouth.

Captain Razortooth finally managed to get Claire's sword unstuck from his mouth, but he encountered another problem.

Captain Razortooth: Argh! My chainsaw teeth abilities are jammed! We'll settle this later, Fangrangers! (Vanishes)

Denny: Man, that was one creepy shark.

Bernie: I'll say it was. I was sure we'd be turned into fish food for sure.

Ollie: Do you think that Razortooth may be able to get his jammed chainsaw teeth repaired and improved so Claire can't try what she did again?

Ted: That is a possibility.

Denny: I think I know of something we could try in order to defeat him when he comes back.

Lucky: What would that be, Denny?

Denny: All we need to do is find a way to get Razortooth to get burned.

Becky: He might be too smart to let us burn him.

Denny: Then we'll need to outsmart him. Or rather, have somebody do it for us.

Ted: Have somebody do it for us? Who?

Denny: I'll tell you later. But for the first step of my plan, we should build another pirate ship.

Becky: For the exhibit?

Denny: OK. Make that two pirate ships. One for the exhibit, and the other for my plan.

Lucky: But can we build two pirate ships in a quick enough time?

Ted: We might be able to if we had some assistance.

Later on, the Fangrangers (All demorphed) were working on some pirate ships in the forest. They were doing their usual jobs from before, but this time Ollie was bringing in some more wood.

Ollie: I think this plan on yours is a great plan, Denny.

Denny: I think it is a pretty good plan, too.

Becky: I'm laughing at this idea already.

Bernie: Why, Becky? It isn't that funny.

Becky: I mean with how ridiculous Razortooth is going to be when he falls into this trap.

Bernie: Oh. Now that you bring it up, I think it is quite funny.

Ollie: I think I like the job of bringing in more wood better than the job of bringing in water jugs.

Lucky: Why is that, Ollie?

Ollie: They aren't as heavy as the water jugs. But they are still quite heavy.

Claire: Do you now know what you should have brought in before?

Ollie: But wasn't my bringing in jugs of actual water a good thing since we beat the parrodactyls before?

Claire: Yes. But what I mean is for the exhibit.

Ollie: Oh yes. I will be sure to bring in blue tarps and cardboard water for the exhibit.

Ted: That is right, Ollie.

Bernie: I just hope we will have time for both of these pirate ships. It is too bad we need to make two.

Denny: Well, for my plan to work, we can't have the same pirate ship for the exhibit and for my plan.

Bernie: I know. I just feel like there could be a way to use one for both cases.

Denny: I just hope the mall will understand the delay for their pirate ship.

Over in Verminator's lair, Captain Razortooth was having the inside of his mouth inspected by Decepto. He was checking to see if he could fix his broken chainsaw teeth.

Decepto: I just hope that I don't get all cut up once I manage to fix the problem.

Verminator: Despite your failure, for the time being, I am quite impressed with how close you were to beating the Fangrangers.

Beakster: Perhaps all you need to do is try again, but try to avoid having the Fangrangers put any of their weapons into your mouth to jam them.

Verminator: Decepto, is there any way you can make his chainsaw teeth protected against any jamming?

Decepto: I don't think I can do that, but I would suggest you try throwing your gummy sharks and toxic bubbles from a safe distance until all seven of them fall unconscious. Then start using your chainsaw teeth.

Decepto then managed to get the problem fixed and he slowly backed out of Captain Razortooth's mouth.

Decepto: Try your chainsaw teeth now, Razortooth.

Captain Razortooth then began to drive his chainsaw teeth again, and they worked.

Captain Razortooth: Hey, they work well. I think I might be ready for the Fangrangers this time!

And then Captain Razortooth teleported away. He soon made his way into the woods since he knew that was where the Fangrangers were. The Fangrangers (Already morphed) were hiding behind a tree.

Denny: OK, guys. Here he is. Now for the first step of my plan. Do you guys remember what that is?

Becky: We got it, Denny.

Ted: (Out loud) I certainly hope this tree is a good enough hiding place from Captain Razortooth! I really don't want to deal with his parrodactyls again!

Lucky: Yeah! I especially hope they don't try to burn us!

Captain Razortooth heard them.

Captain Razortooth: So they don't like the parrodactyls the most, do they? Parrodactyls, (They then fly in) Go after the Fangrangers!

And with that, the Parrodactyls flew off in the direction of the Fangrangers. Denny was looking at where Captain Razortooth was standing. When the time was right, he gave out a call to Ollie.

Denny: Now, Ollie!

Ollie: (Holding a rope, then lets it go)

Captain Razortooth: Huh? (Looks up) AAAH!

At that moment, the pirate ship that the Fangrangers had built for their plan had fallen down onto Captain Razortooth. However, it was hollow on the inside. But Captain Razortooth didn't know what had happened.

Captain Razortooth: Hey! Who turned out the lights?

Outside, the Fangrangers ran away from the parrodactyls as they continued to breathe their fire.

Claire: I can't believe we have to let these birdbrains chase us around like this.

Becky: But it is part of Denny's plan.

The parrodactyls breathed their fire at the Fangrangers, but they were able to outrun them. Then, Denny jumped on top of the pirate ship.

Denny: Up here, guys.

The rest of the Fangrangers jumped onto the pirate ship with him. Captain Razortooth could hear them from inside.

Captain Razortooth: Huh? Who's there?

Ted: Look at this fine-looking new pirate ship that we had made for the mall. It is a shame that the parrodactyls burned down the first one.

Claire: It would be a shame if they burned this ship, too.

Captain Razortooth: Ship? This is a ship?

The parrodactyls then flew over to the Fangrangers on the ship.

Bernie: Parrodactyls, go on ahead and burn us. But whatever you do, don't burn this ship.

Lucky: Yeah. The ship is more important than us.

Captain Razortooth: Parrodactyls, stop! It's a trap!

But the parrodactyls didn't hear Captain Razortooth, and they breathed fire at the ship and not directly at the Fangrangers on top. The Fangrangers then jumped off the ship and watched as the ship began to burn. Inside, Captain Razortooth saw the ship burning up.

Captain Razortooth: No! The ship is burning! And I'm going to burn! No!

The ship kept on burning up and burning up.

Captain Razortooth: It looks like this fish is sleeping with his own kind tonight! (Lays onto the ground as the ship had burned down completely)

Soon, the ship had burned down all the way, and Captain Razortooth was gone.

Becky: Denny, your plan worked!

Denny: I knew it would!

Over in Verminator's lair, he was not happy.

Verminator: Parrodactyls, get back to the lair! We'll think up a revenge plan later!

And with that, the parrodactyls teleported away.

Ollie: Now that we got Captain Razortooth defeated. Let's get to finishing the pirate ship for the mall.

Ted: That's a good idea, Ollie.

The Fangrangers managed to defeat Captain Razortooth, but the parrodactyls are still around. What is Verminator's revenge plan? You'll need to find out next time.

To be continued...