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Crazy Noisy Remix Tree Wiki

## Welcome to the Wiki

Hello there, and welcome to the Crazy Noisy Remix Tree Wikia! I'm Glass Shardon, and I've written pretty much everything here. This is based on a phenomenon that's unraveling on Scratch (a block-based coding website with a large community behind it) between me and my friend turtlehat. The basics: Someone posts a project, then the next person makes an even sillier version of it, then the original person makes a sillier version of *that*, and that gets reciprocated by the second person, and so on. It's been going on since March of 2018, and since then other friends have also added to the tree, making it more and more absurd every time. Because the remix tree is so expansive, it's hard to create a consistent wiki of it, but I'm doing my best! Feel free to pitch in!!

We constantly add to the remix tree with in-jokes and inane shenanigans galore, and anyone else is free to add things if they so desire.

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Square Girl

The **Square Girl** is a character appearing in JE NE M'APPELLE PAS despacitoast EXTREMIX.

## History

The Square Girl initially appears floating in space, but despite her protests is sucked into the door of a floating house from the Abandoned Village. She never appears formally again, only appearing in group pictures.

## Appearances

* JE NE M'APPELLE PAS despacitoast EXTREMIX
	+ Appears floating in space and is sucked into a house from the Abandoned Village which is floating in space for an unknown reason.
* Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer
	+ Her silhouette appears briefly in the intro.
* Luis Iglesias - Despose of DeSpace ft. Ice Ichtung Baby and Survivor, the weakest Stand
	+ Appears in the group picture during Great Remix.
* Hat, Turtle. "The Asthma of the Void, LEAKY LUKEY."
	+ Appears with an owo face in the intro based on Great Remix.

### One-Offs

* Despito the Musical but uh I don't really understand that well I'm not that smart you know
	+ Appears as a silhouette in the same fashion as the previous project.
* great remix cover
	+ Appears in the same group picture as the previous project.

## Trivia

* In the Diamond is Unbreakable AU, she is the remix counterpart to Shizuka Joestar. This is likely due to the age and size of both characters.
Gonko

**Gonko** is the partner of Mister Mushi Guy Dude Person and Mister Sushi Guy Dude Person.

## History

Both ZiqwerkelSharda and turtlehat claim to be his creator, the former shipping him with Mister Mushi Guy Dude Person and the latter shipping him with Mister Sushi Guy Dude Person. There may or may not be two different versions of him with two different partners, but this is completely unknown, and he very well might just be polyamorous (or maybe he's cheating on one of the two). He features in a Mushishi AMV with Mister Mushi Guy Dude Person, and in a Sushishi AMV with Mister Sushi Guy Dude Person, in both of which he discovers his love for them.

## Appearances

* mushishi amv time!!! :3 (notes only)
* despicable me 5 amv time!!! :3 (notes only)

## Trivia

* Gonko is a parody of Ginko, a character from the anime series Mushishi.
Minor References

This page is a list of references to real-life media that is simply referenced, hasn't been put into any strange remix-y scenario yet, and doesn't reappear in any significant way.

### Great Days

Great Days is the seventh intro song for the anime adaptation of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and the third and final intro song for Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable. warriors amv tennis is apparently an AMV using this song.

### Warriors

Warriors, also known as Warrior Cats, is a long book series popular among tweens about wildcats and all the drama that erupts between them. [WARRIORS AMV] Despacito :3, the original project, is a reference to it, and Pianolove and Gloryclaw are parodies of bad OCs created by fans of the series. Xx\_warriercatz\_xX, the creator of those OCs, is a fan of the series.

### DeviantArt

DeviantArt is a website where people can upload their art. It is infamous for reasons I won't get into here so as to not sound like a stuck-up self-proclaimed memelord making fun of cringy twelve-year-olds. The Author's DeviantArt username is Xx\_warriercatz\_xX in-universe, and Xx-warriercatz-xX in real life.

### Keyblades

Keyblades are a feature of the game series Kingdom Hearts, and one was the focus of Not really a Despacito AMV - SwitchMix, in which it spun around increasingly quickly.

### The Mambo

The Mambo is a song from a Spanish textbook called Realidades Book 1 played in BLURPLE. It is known for its humorously simplistic yet catchy lyrics.

### Mushishi

Mushishi is an anime and manga series about a guy named Ginko as he deals with otherworldly beings known as mushi. mushishi amv time!!! :3 is apparently supposed to be a Mushishi AMV.

### Ginko

Ginko is the main character of Mushishi, who travels around Japan solving personal problems created by otherworldly beings known as mushi. ZiqwerkelSharda claims to have a crush on him in mushishi amv time!!! :3, and Gonko is a parody of him.

### Fetch with Ruff Ruffman

Fetch with Ruff Ruffman is a children's show. stardust crsaders vers the forces of evil highlights!!! remexico is apparently an AMV of it.

### Hirohiko Araki

Hirohiko Araki is the creator of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. In-universe, he submitted Killer Queen to the fateful OC rating contest that would lead to the creation of the remix tree.
I fixed it.

**I fixed it.** is the ninth project in the Main Branch.

## Summary

The project is exactly the same as the previous one, with the only exception being slightly different controls. Two versions of Scratchy with red eyes shake around the screen meowing while the background shifts between several distorted versions of the "frequently used" emote background while the silly background music plays. Face the Consequences, permanently stuck in an explosion, says "pacitodes" and turns into Bite the Dust, smiling gloatingly, while turtlehat's voice can be heard saying "DIAL 1-2-3 FOR ASSISTANCE." The Buttons appear, showing the "rip" screen when clicked in the correct order.

## Notes

### Instructions

Add better functionality to your dang project, jeez.

## Characters

* Scratchy
* Face the Consequences
* Killer Queen
* turtlehat (voice only)

## References

* Bite the Dust appears after killing Face the Consequences.
* Comic Sans, a font with no redeeming qualities, is mentioned.
Buttons

The **Buttons** are a reoccurring element in the remix tree. They usually appear as four buttons labeled 1, 5, 3, and 8, where the 5 turns upside down and becomes a 2 when clicked. They occasionally have other numbers written on top of the old ones, and must be clicked in a specific order in order to end the project.

## Appearances

### Main Branch

* stardust crsaders vers the forces of evil highlights!!! remexico
* I fixed it.
* remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remi
* JE NE M'APPELLE PAS despacitoast EXTREMIX
* They're waiting for you Gordon
Remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remi

**remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remi** is the eleventh project in the Main Branch.

## Summary

The player yet again finds themself in an abandoned village, and come across the same lock with the correct keycode 1-2-3, where the 5 in the middle has to be flipped down to make the 2. They enter a disturbing world where two copies of Scratchy float around, and see the "rip (i wish scratch had comic sans)" message. ZiqwerkelSharda's voice can be heard after scream-male1 plays telling the player to press a button if they need help. The player can press this constantly rotating button, and hears a bad cover of Despacito by none other than ZiqwerkelSharda herself as the thumbnail fades into view.

## Notes

### Instructions

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## Characters

* Scratchy
* Anina Arquaz
* ZiqwerkelSharda (voice only)

## Locations

* The Abandoned Village
* Frequently Used
Frequently Used

**Frequently Used** is a recurring location in the remix tree. It housed the first appearance of Anina Arquaz, and Paula also travels through it during a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, [a.s.m.r. eliminated] and Five Nights at Avocado Ian's. It often flashes between several strange edits of different pictures, making it hard to keep track of as it becomes more and more distorted each project it appears in.

## Appearances

### Main Branch

* turtlahbt amv time!!! :3 reemecks
* stardust crsaders vers the forces of evil highlights!!! remexico
* I fixed it.
* remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remi
* JE NE M'APPELLE PAS despacitoast EXTREMIX
I ultimately broke it.

**I ultimately broke it.** is a one-off project.

## Summary

The project is very similar to the previous one with several minor changes. Six versions of Scratchy with red eyes shake around the screen meowing while the background shifts between the ones available in the old project along with several new distortions of the original image. The music is the same as the previous project. Face the Consequences, permanently stuck in an explosion, says "pacitodes" and turns into Bite the Dust, smiling gloatingly, while turtlehat's voice tells the viewer to dial 1-2-3, the audio clip being stretched out several times in order to sound glitched. The Buttons appear, showing the same "rip" screen as the last few projects when clicked in the correct order. The "rip" screen itself now replaces the lament of a lack of Comic Sans with one lamenting the lack of Times New Roman.

## Notes

### Instructions

Add better functionality to your dang project, jeez.

## Characters

* Scratchy
* Face the Consequences
* Killer Queen
* turtlehat (voice only)

## References

* Bite the Dust appears after killing the Face.
* Times New Roman, an ugly but professional font, is mentioned.
(low effort) this remix battle in a nutshell

**(low effort) this remix battle in a nutshell** is a one-off project in the remix tree.

## Instructions

honestly i just want to make the tree as convoluted as possible

## Summary

The word "lag" is seen on-screen while ZiqwerkelSharda can be heard making garbage disposal noises.

## Trivia

* This project was created in reference to the fact that in Scratch 2, color effects made projects incredibly laggy on some platforms, making certain recent remices practically unplayable for ZiqwerkelSharda.
Killer Queen

* Killer Queen
* Karser Queen
* Shriek

**Killer Queen** is a recurring character prominently featured in the remix tree, based on the character of the same name from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. It is the partner of Stray Cat.

## History

Before the remix tree started, Killer Queen was submitted by Hirohiko Araki to be reviewed by a Scratch OC reviewer, and got a high rating in contrast with Gloryclaw's 1/10 rating. This caused Xx\_warriercatz\_xX to swear vengeance on it along with Paula, Avocado Ian, Toast, Anina Arquaz, and many others.

Killer Queen originally appeared in ⎡WARRIORS MAP⎦ Despacito :3 remix remix remix, with turtlehat claiming that it was his OC starring in an AMV shipped with Stray Cat. It blew up Face the Consequences several times over the course of the following remices.

## Abilities

Killer Queen has shown to have several abilities at various times. Initially, he is shown with the ability to enter Face the Consequences's mouth and make it explode; later, he is revealed to have a Stand, Milkcan, which can rewind in time with an ability called "Milkcan Bites the Dust."

## Appearances

* ⎡WARRIORS MAP⎦ Despacito :3 remix remix remix
* adventure tiem splolers
* warriors amv tennis
* mushishi amv time!!! :3
* despicable me 5 amv time!!! :3
* turtlahbt amv time!!! :3 reemecks
* stardust crsaders vers the forces of evil highlights!!! remexico
* I fixed it.
* BLURPLE

## Trivia

* In the Diamond is Unbreakable AU, Killer Queen is the remix equivalent to Yoshikage Kira from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
	+ Oddly enough, in the original series, Killer Queen is Kira's Stand, which means that Milkcan, Killer Queen's Stand, is the original Killer Queen's remix equivalent.
Stray Cat

**Stray Cat** is the partner of Killer Queen.

## History

It is an alleged OC of turtlehat's. It stars in a Despacito AMV, where it discovers its love of Killer Queen.

## Appearances

* ⎡WARRIORS MAP⎦ Despacito :3 remix remix remix (notes only)

## Trivia

* Stray Cat is a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
* Although in JoJo's canon, Stray Cat is an altered form of the JoJo's character Tama, it is Pianolove who is Tama's official remix equivalent.
They're waiting for you Gordon

* Original
* Current

**They're waiting for you Gordon** is the thirteenth project in the Main Branch.

## Summary

The G-Man stands in a subway telling the viewer that it is "time to choose." When confronted about this statement, his only retort is "no u \*dabs\*." A portal appears next to him, which, when clicked, allows the viewer to enter into a strange world featuring a heavily distorted version of the thumbnail of JE NE M'APPELLE PAS despacitoast EXTREMIX, including Pico and the Scratch dancers Champ99 and AZ. A quote from Gravity Falls about cataracts is heard, and the viewer must move a bus to collect the Buttons in the right order as they slide across the screen. When this is done, multiple versions of Frequently Used come into view, constantly oscillating, as turtlehat is heard singing in a distorted voice.

## Notes

### Instructions

Well, Gordon, I made it, despite your directions.

### Notes & Credits

Oh, and Seymour! If you pull this off, I might just forgive you for that debacle at Springfield Elementary. You know the one I mean... involving certain steamed hams.

## Ongoing Jokes

### Characters

* Gordon (notes only)
* Seymour (notes only)
* G-Man
* Pico
* Scratch dancers
* turtlehat (voice only)

### Backdrops

* Subway
* Frequently Used

## References

* The beginning scene is replicated from the ending to Valve game *Half-Life*, albeit with more "no u" than usual.
* The notes are a reference to Valve game *Half-Life 2* and the Steamed Hams meme, a scene from The Simpsons where Springfield Elementary principal Seymour Skinner buys burgers from a fast food joint and lies to a superintendent, saying that they are his own creation known as "steamed hams."
	+ The instructions are a quote from the meme, but edited to be referring to *Half-Life 2* main character Gordon Freeman instead of Seymour Skinner.
	+ The notes and credits are a reference to a quote by the character Arne Magnusson. The original quote is "Oh, and Freeman! If you pull this off, I might just forgive you for that debacle at Black Mesa. You know the one I mean... involving a certain microwave casserole." In the edited version, this quote is presumably by the superintendent, talking to Seymour and referring to the steamed hams scene.
Toast M. Michaelwaver

**Toast** is a furry dude based on the Scratch mascot Nano prominently featured in the remix tree.

## History

Before the remix tree started, Toast was submitted to be reviewed by a Scratch OC reviewer, and got a high rating in contrast with Gloryclaw's 1/10 rating. This caused Xx\_warriercatz\_xX to swear vengeance on him along with Killer Queen, Avocado Ian, Paula, Pico, Anina Arquaz, and many others.

## Trivia

* In the Diamond is Unbreakable AU, Toast is the remix equivalent to Okuyasu Nijimura.
Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes Slash Reverb in US Releases Ultra Total Extreme Meltdown Burn Frost Zoom Remix Takedown Xtreme Edition at a Reasonable Price ACT5

CFBE

**Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes Slash Reverb in US Releases Ultra Total Extreme Meltdown Burn Frost Zoom Remix Takedown Xtreme Edition at a Reasonable Price ACT5** is the first and primary Stand of Avocado Ian. It is alternately called **Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes** for short.

## Abilities

Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes can make any numeric value appear on-screen as a Scratch variable and manipulate its value. In the one instance where it is used, it is seen sliding across the screen, leaving the variable behind it, which is then activated without any immediate physical input from its user.

## History

Near the end of the confrontation at the Crazy Noisy Street Corner, Xx\_warriercatz\_xX began to rant about how the remix tree was orchestrated by him all along. Paula found this rant unsavory, so she asked Ian to skip it, who obliged and summoned Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes to increase the speed value of his rant.

## Appearances

* my head hurts
	+ Avocado Ian uses it to increase the speed of Xx\_warriercatz\_xX's monologue.

## Trivia

* In addition to being humorously long-winded, Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes's name contains a number of references, mainly to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
	+ Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town is the name of an opening to JoJo's, one which Despačuito (Full DVD Release)- The Remikzqxqua of the Void, Vanilla RemicxD, Part 2 and Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer parody.
	+ Echoes is the name of the Stand of Kouichi Hirose, a JoJo's character who Avocado Ian happens to be the counterpart to.
	+ Echoes is called Reverb in all United States releases of JoJo's for copyright protection reasons, it being a reference to a song by Pink Floyd.
	+ "Ultra Total Extreme Meltdown Burn Frost Zoom Remix Takedown Xtreme Edition" is a jab at marketing for kids' toys that makes them sound more appealing than they are by adding words meant to sound "powerful" or "cooler."
		- "Meltdown" is a reference to a Geometry Dash spinoff called Geometry Dash Meltdown.
		- "Remix" is a reference to, uh, the remix.
	+ The "Filthy [...] at a Reasonable Price" portion of the name alludes to the official localization of the JoJo's Stand name Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap to the catchphrase "Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price" in several JoJo's-based video games.
	+ "ACT5" is a reference to the evolving nature of several Stands throughout the series, whose names in each evolution will usually end in "ACT1," "ACT2," etc. However, it is also a slight exaggeration, as no Stand has gone beyond ACT4.
WARRIORS AMV Despacito :3

### Remixed Into

AAAAAAAAAAAAA (Original Branch)⎡WARRIORS MAP⎦ Despacito :3 remix remix remix (Main Branch)

Not really a Despacito AMV - SwitchMix (One-Off)

The Remix Tree Anniversary Anthology Album (One-Off)

tHE sECOND rEMIX aNTHOLOGY aLBMU (One-Off)

## Repository Order

### Next

AAAAAAAAAAAA

**[WARRIORS AMV] Despacito :3** is the original project in the remix tree. While disguising itself as a Despacito Warrior Cats AMV, the real project is simply a screaming face. In-universe, it is a crucial element of Xx\_warriercatz\_xX's plan as he plants the seed of the remix tree using Face the Consequences.

## Notes

#### Instructions

Welcome everybody to my Despacito amv :3 I wuv dis song and Ive been wanting to do a video of ti forever!!! this video includes my ocs pianolove and gloryclaw as they discover there hidden lov :33333 enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#### Notes and Credits

my deviantart acc is Xx\_warriercatz\_xX, go look at it!!!! :D sorry about the spelling mistake XD

## References

* This project is nothing more than a joke about the specific type of person that would make a project with a title/description like this.

## Trivia

* This project was made entirely because ZiqwerkelSharda was bored.
Kevin Harris

## STATUS

### Relatives

Shirley Crain (wife)
Allie Harris (daughter)
Jayden Harris (son)
Hugh Crain (father-in-law; deceased)
Olivia Crain (mother-in-law; deceased)
Steven Crain (brother-in-law)
Theodora Crain (sister-in-law)
Luke Crain (brother-in-law)
Eleanor Crain (sister-in-law; deceased)

## MEDIA

### Actor

Anthony Ruivivar

**Kevin Harris** is a character in *The Haunting of Hill House* .

## Quotes

> "*1*"
> ― 2[source]
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Fishfritters

**fishfritters** is a Scratch user who is a former regular contributor to the Main Branch of the remix tree. He also contributed to the Night of Sixteen Remices.

## Remices

### Main Branch

* They're waiting for you Gordon
* r/CursedScratchProjects
* {Despacito OVA} ft. Whole Horse

### Other

* Pico's Bizarre Adventure 2
* Dyschirius angustatus is a species of ground beetle in the subfamily Scaritinae.[1] It was described
* Backside Flapjacks N' Onion øøøØØØØØ
* DEATH STRANDING CHEAT CODES HAACKSX FREE EGYPTIAN GUINAE PIG HABITAT NOWWWW!! NEAR YOO
* E-mail Simulator Simulator by: Jack Black

## Trivia

* In the Diamond is Unbreakable AU, fishfritters is the remix equivalent to Akira Otoishi from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
The Abandoned Village

**The Abandoned Village** is a recurring location in the remix tree. It contains a house, though what the house leads to is dubious: at various points, going through the door has led characters to a brick wall, Frequently Used, or the subway. The house has also gotten lost in space before.

## Appearances

* despicable me 5 amv time!!! :3
* I broke it again.
* remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remi
AAAAAAAAAAAAA genderbend vefrsion!!

**AAAAAAAAAAAAA genderbend vefrsion!!** is the third project in the Original Branch.

## Summary

A female version of Face the Consequences with lips, eyelashes, and pink eyes shakes around the screen and screams at the viewer very loudly with scream\_male1, with a flashing purple backdrop.

## Notes

### Instructions

SOuND AND EPLIPSY (how do u spell it? idk :3 but anyway i hope u enjoy guys!!! some1 made a cool REMIX so I decided to make a genderbend au!! hope u enjoy) WARNING
Mushishi amv time!!! :3

**mushishi amv time!!! :3** is the fifth project in the Main Branch.

## Summary

Face the Consequences stands still against a flashing purple background, mouth closed, for five seconds. He then says "no" before realizing that Bite the Dust is in its mouth and exploding with an intense scream\_male1.

## Characters

* Face the Consequences
* Killer Queen
* Gonko (notes only)
* Mister Mushi Guy Dude Person (notes only)
* Ginko (notes only)

## References

* The anime Mushishi is referenced, along with its protagonist Ginko.
* Gonko is a parody of Ginko from Mushishi, and Mister Mushi Guy Dude Person is a joking nod to the fact that Mushishi has no main cast aside from Ginko, meaning that there's nobody to ship him with.
* Killer Queen from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, in Bite the Dust form, is effective on Face the Consequences, though it should be noted that this reference is unintentional, seeing as, at the time, ZiqwerkelSharda had no idea what Killer Queen was.

## Notes

### Instructions

Welcome everybody to my mushishi amv :3 I wuv dis opening and Ive been wanting to do a video of ti forever!!! this video includes my ocs gonko and mister mushi guy dude person as they discover there hidden lov :33333 enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

### Notes & Credits

heres a secret: i hav a crush on ginko :3 :3 :3
Mercenary Connor

**Mercenary\_Connor** is a Scratch user who has contributed to the remix tree.

* Pico's Bizarre Adventure 2.5: The Not-Open-World but Pico went through compression
* the plural of remices is remiceses
* Luanch Toime!!!1!!
* Avocado Clicker EXPERTMODE [v1.1] Season 2! Episode Only (THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS!)
* The FAA vs. The FAA
* ~ [99% NOT AN AMV] ~
* r/WavocadoWalk
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Malcolm Goodwin

**Malcolm Goodwin** (born November 28, 1982) is an American actor, known for his role as Clive Babineaux in The CW supernatural comedy-drama series *iZombie* (2015-2019). In 2022, Goodwin portrayed Oscar Finlay in the Amazon Prime Video series *Reacher*.

He portrays a younger C. Auguste Dupin in *The Fall of the House of Usher*.

## Life and career

His love for acting began during his time with the Julia Richman Talent Unlimited Program in New York City. He later trained at SUNY Purchase College Acting Conservatory, where he earned a bachelor's degree in Theatre Arts and Film.

Goodwin has directed and produced independent commercials, sketches, short films, music videos and public service announcements. In 2011 he appeared in the music video for the song "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO. He has been featured in articles for Interview, L.A. Confidential, King, Vibe, and Venice. Goodwin also had minor roles in various films and TV shows, such as *American Gangster*, *Detroit 1-8-7*, *Leatherheads*, *The Longshots*, *Crazy on the Outside*.

In 2015, Goodwin was cast in the main role of Det. Clive Babineaux on The CW television series *iZombie*.
Despacito

**Despacito** is a reggaeton/Latin pop song sung by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. The title means "very slowly." It has been released in many different languages.

Xx\_warriercatz\_xX wanted to use it in his AMV.

## Versions

* Despacito ft. Daddy Yankee
* Despacito (English Remix) ft. Daddy Yankee and Justin Bieber
* Despacito (Portuguese Version) ft. Israel Novaes
* Despacito (Mandarin Version) ft. JJ Lin
* Despacito (Pop Version)

## Appearances

* [WARRIORS AMV] Despacito :3 (mentioned in notes)
* DESPACITO - PRO VERSION!
* remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remi (ZiqwerkelSharda cover)
* Not really a Despacito AMV - SwitchMix (mentioned in title)
* Five Nights at Avocado Ian's
DESPACITO - PRO VERSION!

**DESPACITO - PRO VERSION!** is the fifth and final remix in the Original Branch.

## Summary

A female version of Face the Consequences with lips, eyelashes, and pink eyes shakes around the screen, twisted and distorted, and constantly plays Despacito multiple times at once, backwards and forwards, with a flashing purple backdrop.

## Characters

* Face the Consequences
* Luis Fonsi (voice only)
* Daddy Yankee (voice only)

## Notes

### Instructions

Sí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote

Tengo que bailar contigo hoy

Vi que tu mirada ya estaba llamándome

Muéstrame el camino que yo voy

Tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal

Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan

Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso

Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal

Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más

Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro

Despacito

Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito

Deja que te diga cosas al oído

Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

Despacito

Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito

Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto

Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito

Quiero ver bailar tu pelo

Quiero ser tu ritmo

Que le enseñes a mi boca

Tus lugares favoritos

Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro

Hasta provocar tus gritos

Y que olvides tu apellido

Si te pido un beso ven dámelo

Yo sé que estás pensándolo

Llevo tiempo intentándolo

Mami, esto es dando y dándolo

Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bam, bam

Sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bam, bam

Ven prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe

Quiero, quiero, quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe

Yo no tengo prisa, yo me quiero dar el viaje

Empecemos lento, después salvaje

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito

Nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito

Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza

Veo que eres malicia con delicadeza

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito

Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito

Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas

Pero pa montarlo aquí tengo la pieza

Despacito

Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito

Deja que te diga cosas al oído

Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

Despacito

Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito

Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto

Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito

Quiero ver bailar tu pelo

Quiero ser tu ritmo

Que le enseñes a mi boca

Tus lugares favoritos

Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro

Hasta provocar tus gritos

Y que olvides tu apellido

Despacito

Vamos a hacerlo en una playa en Puerto Rico

Hasta que las olas griten "¡ay, bendito!"

Para que mi sello se quede contigo

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito

Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito

Que le enseñes a mi boca

Tus lugares favoritos

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito

Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito

Hasta provocar tus gritos

Y que olvides tu apellido

Despacito

### Notes and Credits

EPELEPSÏE WARNING

May need a powerful computer to handle all this despacito.
Yoshikage Brando

**Yoshikage Brando** is the partner of Jacob Joestar.

## History

He is an alleged OC of turtlehat's. He stars in a Great Days AMV, where he falls in love with Jacob Joestar.

## Trivia

* Yoshikage Brando's name is a humorous combination of the names of two JoJo's Bizarre Adventure villains, specifically Yoshikage Kira and Dio Brando.
Elizabeth Holland

## Gameplay

### **Deception**

Although this rookie has shown to be very kind and genuine, Elizabeth has the skills to take down even the best players. Will she be able to use her niceness to avoid getting sent home early?

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### **Rivals II**

After losing the first challenge on Deception, Meagan made no hesitation to vote Elizabeth into elimination, which she did again right before the final. And even when she wasn't voting the rookie in, during the Trivia challenge, Meagan refused to help her decide who to put the "X" on because she was aligned with Megan Wiegel. Will these two finally learn how to work together? Or will outside relationships screw them over once again?

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Balls?

## Trivia

* Elizabeth also competed on one season of the show ***Survivor Whitewater***. Her finished placing was 12th place on *Heroes vs. Villains*.
Space Dio

**Space Dio** is a character in the remix tree, based on the character Dio Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

## History

He appears in the thumbnails of several early projects. In DESPACITO AMV! :333 [asmr edition], he asks how many loaves of remix the viewer has eaten in their lifetime, shortly before the project rewinds. He later surprises the viewer in my head hurts but gets pushed out of the project by Xx\_warriercatz\_xX.

## Appearances

### Main Branch

* ⎡WARRIORS MAP⎦ Despacito :3 remix remix remix (thumbnail only)
* adventure tiem splolers (thumbnail only)
* BLURPLE (thumbnail only)
* DESPACITO AMV! :333 [asmr edition]
* my head hurts

## Trivia

* "Space Dio" is an anagram of Despacio.
* In the Diamond is Unbreakable AU, Space Dio is the remix equivalent of Keichō Nijimura from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
The Challenge: Battlegrounds

***Battlegrounds*** is the 15th season of *The Challenge,* Filming is scheduled to take place on July 12th, 2020.

Previous: ***World War II***

## Teams

Team
Team
 Giselle
 Ryley

 Roxi
 Payton

Note: Prior to the second challenge, new teams were formed. Ilse and Giselle being the only former Champions became the two captains for the new teams and did a school-yard pick.

## Trivia

* The Challenge season featured the most preshow drop-outs with three.
	+ Former winners Adam Carr and Kaitlyn Reichling backed out due to personal reasons. Maggie Gleason backed out for the rookies.
Stardust crsaders vers the forces of evil highlights!!! remexico

**stardust crsaders vers the forces of evil highlights!!! remexico** is the eighth project in the Main Branch.

## Summary

Two versions of Scratchy with red eyes shake around the screen meowing while the background shifts between several distorted versions of the "frequently used" emote background from last remix and the silly background music from the same remix is played backwards. The Face, permanently stuck in an explosion, says "pacitodes" and turns into Bite the Dust, smiling gloatingly, while turtlehat's voice can be heard saying "DIAL 1-2-3 FOR ASSISTANCE." Buttons numbered 1, 5, 3, and 8 appear on the screen. When 5 is clicked, it swings upside down, allowing the viewer to click on each key in order and unlock a screen where a strange noise is being repeatedly vocalized and "rip" from the previous project has each letter highlighted in succession.

## Notes

### Instructions

Welcome everYbodY to mY fetch with ruff ruffman amv :3 I wuv dis starch compound and Ive been wanting to mix it with vinegar 4ever!!! this video includes mY ocs spie and piero as theY discover there hidden lov :V :V :V :V :V enyoJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

### Notes & Credits

swimmmmmingly

also you click the numbers to dial them

### Characters

* Scratchy
* Face the Consequences
* Killer Queen
* turtlehat (voice only)
* Spy (notes only)
* Pyro (notes only)

## References

* Bite the Dust appears after killing Face the Consequences.
* Spy and Pyro from the game Team Fortress 2 fall in love with each other in the AMV.
* Fetch with Ruff Ruffman is the topic of the AMV.
* Comic Sans, a font with no redeeming qualities, is mentioned.
Pico

* Normal
* Christmas

**Pico** is a character in the remix tree. He does not star in any main branch project, but is still considered a major character due to his appearances in the (relatively) wildly popular Pico Branch. He is also the user of the Stand Ms. Blue Sky.

## History

First, Pico appears in the background of several projects, first asking "Check please" and later asking "Kek please."

Pico later appears in the platformer games Pico's Bizarre Adventure 2, Pico's Christmas Adventure 3, and others, all different takes on the same base levels. The original game, Pico's Bizarre Adventure 2, features Pico going through several glitchy platformer levels before ending up on a beach with Anina on it and scaling a mountain, in which he meets Avocado Ian, who gives him a diagram. He uses this diagram to work out the controls to a machine that lets him go up the elevator.

In future versions of the game, the same levels exist, but more often exist after. In one, he has the ability to use The Hand from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, while in another the levels are modified to make them absurdly easy and difficult to die on, until several levels pass and he gains access to a Stand, allowing access to more levels utilizing this ability. In one instance, all of these levels are combined into one and he eventually confronts the Guardian of the Portal-eth before escaping afterwards.

## Appearances

* They're waiting for you Gordon
	+ Appears distorted and multicolored in the background saying "CHECK PLEASE."
* hl2\_osx has stopped working.
	+ Appears distorted and multicolored in the background saying "KEK PLEASE."

## Trivia

* In the Diamond is Unbreakable AU, Pico is the remix equivalent to Shigekiyo Yanguu from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. This is likely because both characters seem young (or at least small) and very earnest.
Je m'apple despačito PORTAL VERSION EXCLUSIVE LIMITED EDITION

j**e m'apple despačito [PORTAL VERSION] [EXCLUSIVE LIMITED EDITION]** is a one-off project. It was going to be a part of the Main Branch, but They're waiting for you Gordon was completed first and became the next project. The project was shared as an unfinished draft several months after it was originally created.

## Summary

The project is the same as the previous one, but Square Girl is replaced with Wheatley, along with all of her voice lines.

The viewer is confronted by the house in the Abandoned Village, but it's now in space. They examine the door of the house and see Wheatley appear in front of it, who, despite his protests, is sucked into the house by the player.

The player finds themselves back in Frequently Used, very similarly to remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remix remi. They are invited to press a button, and upon doing so everything explodes, leaving only the thumbnail, and turtlehat appears, wondering why the microphone is on. He decides that it's only courteous for him to sing similarly to ZiqwerkelSharda, and sings Great Days, accompanied by a badly drawn Scratch version of the original music video for it.

## Characters

* Wheatley
* Scratchy
* Anina Arquaz
* Bite the Dust
* turtlehat (voice only)

## Locations

* Space
* Frequently Used

## References

* Wheatley is a character from the popular game Portal 2.
* Great Days is an intro to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
BETTERERER VERZIN THAN ALL OF DA OTHERS

**BETTERERER VERZIN THAN ALL OF DA OTHERS** is the fourth remix in the Original Branch. It is currently unavailable for viewing.

## Summary

The project is the same as AAAAAAAAAAAAA genderbend vefrsion!! but with scream\_female in place of scream\_male1. A female version of Face the Consequences with lips, eyelashes, and pink eyes shakes around the screen and screams at the viewer very loudly with scream\_female1, with a purple backdrop.
Pianolove

**Pianolove** is an OC created by Xx\_warriercatz\_xX. He is in love with Gloryclaw.

## History

He and Gloryclaw discover there hidden lov and begin to sing Despacito to express it, but are stopped because animation is hard and Xx\_warriercatz\_xX does not want to continue animating the AMV they feature in.

## Appearances

* [WARRIORS AMV] Despacito :3 (notes only)
* The only solution

## Trivia

* In the Diamond is Unbreakable AU, Pianolove is the remix equivalent to Tama from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
* Pianolove can make human vocalizations, as evidenced by his exclaiming "¡ay!" during the intro to Despacito.
Crazy Diamond

**Crazy Diamond** is a character in the remix tree.

## History

It initially appears angry after stubbing its toe, yelling "DORARARARARARARARA." Despite this frustration, it later gathers its composure in order to tell the viewer to do their homework.

## Appearances

* maybe some things are best left unfixed
* homework your do
* Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer
	+ Appears in Crazy Noisy Remix Tree.

## Trivia

* Crazy Diamond is originally a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
* Crazy Diamond has had two voices: the first being its official voice in the JoJo's anime, and the second being the voice of iangecko.
* In the Diamond is Unbreakable AU, Crazy Diamond is the remix equivalent of Jōtarō Kūjō from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure; the remix equivalent to Crazy Diamond from JoJo's is actually Crazy Remic.
Stand

A **Stand** is a recurring feature in the remix tree, based on a concept from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure franchise. A Stand is a physical manifestation of one's fighting energy, so to speak. They are completely genderless and can come in many different shapes and sizes with many different abilities, and because each one is connected so heavily to its user, if it gets hurt, the user will too, and vice versa. Stands have been featured a couple times in the remix tree, with several characters having Stands:
Anthony Ruivivar

**Anthony Michael Ruivivar** (born November 4, 1970) is an American actor. He portrays Kevin Harris on the Netflix horror show *The Haunting of Hill House*.

## Early life

He was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to a musician father of Filipino, Chinese and Spanish descent, while his mother is of German and Scottish descent.

## Career

His early appearances include the films *Race the Sun* (1996) and a minor character in *Starship Troopers* (1997). His breakthrough role came in 1999 as Carlos Nieto, a paramedic in the action/drama series *Third Watch* (1999–2005), which centers around the life of police officers, paramedics, and firemen of a fictional precinct and fire station in New York City. In the show, Carlos was a Hawaiian-born Filipino-American who was abandoned by his family and spent his youth in various foster homes.

After *Third Watch*, he remained in the drama genre, usually playing a police officer, detective or FBI agent in shows such as *Traveler*, *Quantico*, *Numb3rs*, *Criminal Minds*, *CSI: Crime Scene Investigation* (all 2007) and *Lie to Me* (2009).

In 2010, he had a main role in ABC's *The Whole Truth* as Alejo Salazar. He also had recurring roles as Alex Longshadow in *Banshee* and Bruce Wayne / Batman in *Beware the Batman*.

## Personal life

In January 1998 he married actress Yvonne Jung, who would later appear in seasons 5 and 6 (2003–05) of *Third Watch* as FDNY EMS Paramedic Holly Levine. In the show, he and Jung's characters became a couple and got married in the series finale. They have 3 children; two sons, Kainoa and Kale, and a daughter, Levi, who is a member of the US Junior Women's Gymnastics national team.

He is fluent in Spanish and has incorporated this in Third Watch. He has a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree from Boston University.
BLURPLE

**BLURPLE** is a one-off remix.

## Summary

As in the previous project, three different versions of Face the Consequences constantly shake while the background flashes slightly. However, instead of scream\_male1 they now all play Pearson's Mambo song, and the background now has a strange face in it to which varying levels of distortion are constantly being applied. Various scribbles and color changes have been applied to the faces along with some captions for each one.

## Ongoing Jokes

### Characters

* Face the Consequences
* Killer Queen
* Space Dio (thumbnail only)

## References

* Dio Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure appears in the thumbnail.
* The Mambo from Realidades Book 1, a Spanish textbook by Pearson, is played.
* One of the costumes mentions Five Nights at Freddy's 7, in reference to Scott Cawthon's horror game series Five Nights at Freddy's which currently has six installments and countless spinoffs.
* Killer Queen from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure can be seen in Bite the Dust form in the mouth of one of the copies of Face the Consequences.
* The title is a reference to Gravity Falls Journal 3, where at one point Mabel creates a new color called "BLORANGURPLE."
Gordon Freeman

**Gordon Freeman** is a character referenced briefly in They're waiting for you Gordon, in which he features in a parody of the Steamed Hams meme with *Half-Life* characters in which he takes the role of Seymour Skinner.

## Trivia

* In actuality, Gordon Freeman is the main character of *Half-Life* and *Half-Life 2*.
One-Offs

CEColon

turtlehat

fishfritters

AngieJones

TriadHero117

**The One-Off Branches** are branches of only one or two projects. They are a "miscellaneous"-type category of projects and range from minor alterations to a project to completely new games. One-offs usually come about because of random ideas people get or attempts to add to the Main Branch while others are also working on Main Branch remices (though this second factor was curbed starting with the introduction of a cycle in a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, [a.s.m.r. eliminated]).

## Projects

* The only solution
* (low effort) this remix battle in a nutshell
* BLURPLE
* je m'apple despačito [PORTAL VERSION] [EXCLUSIVE LIMITED EDITION]
* is this even tennis anymore
* Pico's Bizarre Adventure 2
* a ñew vïëw except only avocado Ian remix
* tImE FoR LaZoRs rEmIx
* I ultimately broke it.
* meme\_machine\_remix\_w\_scribbles.exe has stopped working.
* TF When you Don't Do FE Animation Right
* ziqwerkelsharda's secret birthday balogna souprice recipe
* Remix birthday special, but Regular Show gets involved
* Not really a Despacito AMV - SwitchMix
* Pico's Bizarre Adventure 2.5: The Not-Open-World Plaformer
* Pico's Bizarre Adventure 2 but you can use Za Hando in the platformer sections
* {Despacito OVA} ft. Whole Horse but my computer can render it without lagging its way half to death
* Pico's Bizarre Adventure 2.5: The Not-Open-World but Pico went through compression
* Pico's Bizarre Adventure 2.6: The Not-Open-World Plaformer refix
* Despito the Musical but uh I don't really understand that well I'm not that smart you know
* NANI??? TOAST AND AVACADO IAN SHIP THEORY??
* great remix cover
* Pico's Christmas Adventure 3
* INTERMISSION: What happened to Kars?
* The Remix Tree Anniversary Anthology Album
* BETA of ]some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats] re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl
* Beta of Top20 BEST Coilguns available ON MARKEt for LEsS than 1221512$!!!!
* dance party!
* Gyro Zeppeli plays Fallout 776
* Super Half-Life 4++: Special Edition (Now featuring Expert mode)
* Nani Nani Nani
Seymour Wendle

**Seymour Wendle** è un personaggio minore di *Clarence*.

## Aspetto

Seymour è alto, con la pelle color pesca, ma con le gambe sottili. Ha i capelli grigi, gli occhiali da sole castani e il naso affilato. Indossa una camicia azzurra con bottoni, pantaloni blu navy e scarpe da cowboy nere.

## Personalità

Seymour, a differenza di Dilliss, sembra essere più normale e attento. Tuttavia, non ha un'ottima memoria, perché ha confuso il nome di Clarence e del Ciad con Demian.

## Relazioni

* Dilliss Wendle - Seymour e Dilliss sembrano amarsi, ma la mancanza di comunicazione tra loro è talmente evidente che Dilliss è rimasto due giorni a casa di Clarence e Seymour non lo sapeva.

## Note

* Per sbaglio chiama Clarence, "Creedence", indicando che è distratto o che semplicemente non gli importa molto di Clarence.
Willie Riechers

## William Riechers

Combat (2nd Place)

Clash of the Titans

World War

World War II (Winner)

## Gameplay

### **Invasion**

Willie is no stranger to the competitive world, coming from a competitive cross country background. This guy isn't one to mess with he's here to make sure he gets that first place title. But will the shocking reveal of the Top Dogs distract him from the goal?

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Standing
 4

### **Rivals II**

After dating for a while these two have finally called it quits but that doesn't mean they're not still "together" because even throughout all the arguments about Willie being too sensitive and Giselle not being happy they still remain friends. But will that last any longer when they're forced to put their fate as players in each other's hands?

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### **Combat**

Coming straight off two wins, there's no reason this guy shouldn't be cocky...but he isn't. Willie is super likable and has the drive to take this to the end. What can go wrong? Well there is the fact that there are other champions in this game that can take him out in the blink of an eye. Will Willie be the first 3x champion? Or will it all go down the drain?

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### **Clash of the Titans**

Racing in for his 4th final, Willie is coming in for blood. He came up short on Combat but now this veteran will stop at nothing to make sure that doesn’t happen again. In the past he’s been able to prove himself over and over again, but will his opponents stop him before he gets very far?

### **World War**

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### **World War II**

Willie has made a name for himself being the first male player to win his first two challenges back to back. Of course as any good player, this vet is coming in with extra baggage after separating with his former girlfriend. Not only that but other players have grown wise to Willie's strategies. Can he rally enough people on his side or will he have to go home empty handed again?

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& Layla
 3
& Megan
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& Layla
Adventure tiem splolers

**adventure tiem splolers** is the third project in the Main Branch.

## Summary

As in the previous project, three different versions of Face the Consequences scream loudly at the viewer with scream\_male1, all constantly shaking while the background flashes slightly. This goes on for five seconds until ZiqwerkelSharda's voice is heard saying "Finn and Jake die in season 97, episode 23 thousand." A clip of her saying a single vowel sound is then repeated indefinitely.

## Notes

### Instructions

Welcome everybody to my Despacito amv :3 I wuv dis song and Ive been wanting to do a video of ti forever!!! this video includes my ocs stray cat and killer queen as they discover there hidden lov :33333 enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

## Characters

* Face the Consequences
* Killer Queen
* Space Dio (thumbnail only)
* Stray Cat (notes only)

## References

* Dio Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure appears in the thumbnail.
* Stray Cat from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is mentioned in the notes.
* Killer Queen from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure can be seen in Bite the Dust form in the mouth of one of the copies of the Face, along with being mentioned in the notes.
* Finn and Jake from Adventure Time are mentioned.