The Reveal (Kevin & Abi 2)

This article is for the song from Kevin & Abi And The Secret Of The Stolen Sun. For the song from the first New Albion murder mystery, see The Reveal.

**The Reveal** is the seventeenth track of Kevin & Abi And The Secret Of The Stolen Sun.

## Performers

Oliver Marsh as "Kevin" and "Santiago Winters"

Kiera-Marie Somers as "Abi"

Kerttu Aarnipuu as "Ryvyr"

Lauren Osborn as "Xiao-Li Winters"

Paul Shapera as "Kem" and The Fairies

## Lyrics

Kevin:

Mr. Winters is a scumbag, he's the one turned off the sun

To keep us all from finding all the nasty stuff he's done

He also had full access to the knife, and has the size

And strength to stab it downwards and he's bad and full of lies

But he has no good motive, the Voodooverse he built

Will have a PR nightmare when this tragedy gets out

Which brings up Mrs. Winters, who's a true unholy wreck

Drug-addled and believes her son is now better off dead

Though she does have access to the knife, she is too weak

To wield and stab it downwards with the strength that she would need

The murderer is someone else besides the parents, see

We'll get to it quite promptly in a minute, bear with me

Fairies:

It's a long, hard road from your home all nice and sweet

To the place where wait them dreams for which you dream

The road is long and winding, don't you know

Don't you give up 'til you make them dreams your own

Kevin:

Pixel here was close to Kem, believes that he'd do right

To kill Kem in the real world and upload his mind online

But though the knife has fairy runes, Pixel's been inside

The Voodooverse in bondage this whole time

Which brings us to Alyssa who has motive as we've heard

With Kem deceased, the spot as number one is finally hers

The scholarship would save her, but she couldn't use the knife

She's not that big or strong, there's more to this than meets the eye

Fairies:

It's a long, hard road from your home all nice and sweet

To the place where wait them dreams for which you dream

The road is long and winding, don't you know

Don't you give up 'til you make them dreams your own

Kevin:

Geoff does what Alyssa says, and he is big and strong

She could have made him do it, but that theory would be wrong

The Geoff we see before us, he is not the one we met

Back there at the crime scene, we all met a different Geoff

I'm sure the name Rob Stillwell is one everybody knows

The mage who stands here in this room while Geoff is back at home

Yes, Geoff here is Rob Stillwell in a magical disguise

Looking for the code that will be his precious prize

But Stillwell wasn't here back when Kem, the boy, was stabbed

The knife has certain sigils that would make Rob Stillwell mad

He cannot use the knife, so despite that he's a douche

This murder is a crime he did not do

Yes, the murderer is... Zippy!

Ryvyr:

But Zippy is dead?

Kevin:

Yes, but that doesn't mean he didn't do it.

Zippy is the only one with access to the knife

The means to pull it off and the motive, that is right

The giant killer robots we had met when first we came

Zippy controls all security, Ms. Xiao-Li said

Like Pixel, Zippy knows that Kem would like to live online

With the fairies as a family be with them all the time

And if the fairies' minds were uploaded online, then

Perhaps this is what Zippy also did with poor, young Kem

So Kem he was uploaded, and his body taken out

But Santiago Winters shut the Voodooverse on down

So Zippy needed us to bring the sun back, for that way

The son who was online now could live a brand new day

Did I get that all right, Kem? Kem? I think you can hear me.

Kem:

Hello Mr. Mouse, sir. You are amazing. I really would have preferred it if everyone just thought I was gone so they didn't come looking, but it's okay. I've finished my work here, the fairy forest is complete and the backend leads out into the whole world wide net. With the sun back and everyone distracted they've been able to slowly leave. I'm gonna go join them. Dad, your Voodooverse won't work anymore, which is really good because you totally suck. Love you, Mom.

Xiao-Li:

Oh, Kem. Are you happy now?

Kem:

I really am. Mr. Mouse, sir, if you, or maybe one day a kid of yours, ever needs to learn some computer skills, you just let me know. You and Miss Witch there are really great people. Bye now.

Fairies:

It's a long, hard road from your home all nice and sweet

To the place where wait them dreams for which you dream

The road is long and winding, don't you know

Don't you give up 'til you make them dreams your own

It's a long, hard road from your home all nice and sweet

To the place where wait them dreams for which you dream

The road is long and winding, don't you know

Don't you give up 'til you make them dreams your own

Santiago:

But, but I'm... ruined!

Kevin:

Mr. Winters, if it's any consolation, listen, this might help:

A pair of cows were talking in a field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

"Yeah," the other cow says, "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

Abi: Oh goddess, they just keep getting worse

Santiago: What does that have to do with anything?

Kevin: Absolutely nothing, you're a douchebag, piss off.

Ryvyr: I don't get it.

Abi: Well, that was a weird one.

Kevin: Sure was. Let go down to the Griffin's Tail and grab a drink and discuss it.

Ryvyr: Can I keep the sword?

Abi: Probably not, but I didn't see anything.

Ryvyr: Don't we have to call the actual police or something?

Kevin: Mr. Winters is probably going to clean it up quietly himself, and what would they do at this point? Best to let Kem's plan succeed. Come on, let's get that drink.

Kevin:

It's true sometimes you need a sleuth, detectives on your side

Abi:

Brilliant, sly, astute, and wise, we always get our guy

Kevin:

We'll ace the toughest case without a snag or drag or hitch

Abi:

Abi is the sweet one, Kevin's a little-

Kevin:

Hey!

Kevin and Abi:

If the cops have given up don't panic, don't you twitch

The best detective team out there, Kevin and the Witch!

(scream)