CPU Kerfuffle 9

## Fighters

* Blonde Sora, Cloud, 16th place
* Mario From Super Mario, Wario, 15th place
* The Guy, Samus, 14th place
* Taako (From TV), Link, 13th place
* Home, Dr. Mario, 12th place
* Captain Crimson, Captain Falcon, 11th place
* PURE NACL, Ness, 10th place
* Perfect Spriteman, Piranha Plant, 9th place
* The Grunk, Bowser, 8th place
* ICEE, Banjo & Kazooie, 7th place
* Dadondorf, Ganondorf, 6th place
* Sword Goku, Hero, 5th place
* OG Papaya aka Papyrus, Lucas, 4th place
* Hamburger Helper, Ridley, 3rd place
* Big Yopper, King K. Rool, 2nd place
* Dantoinette, Byleth, 1st place

## Leaderboard

#### **Captain Valentine vs. Perfect Spriteman**

The game goes to Final Destination Delfino, with Val taking the first stock with an up smash. Val plays to the crowd, throwing a Valentine Punch out in neutral before getting stage spiked by a neutral special, Val very quickly fires back with a forward smash but gets foot stooled to keep it neutral. Perfect Spriteman takes the game with a neutral air, with Val walking off with a nod.

Winner: **Perfect Spriteman**

#### **Hamburger Helper vs. The Saltiest Gamer**

The match goes to battlefield, with a PK Thunder kill on Burger. Burger lands his signature side special to clear the stock, and gets taken out by an up air from TSG. Burger tanks a PK Thunder 2 to gimp TSG, and proceeds to do it again to finish it out.

Winner: **Hamburger Helper**

#### **ICEE vs. Big Yopper**

The game goes to Battlefield again, with a barrage of Wonderwings, only resulting in an early lead for Yopper. ICEE is able to Wonderwing to ledge and stage spike Yopper, but loses to his own recovery for a Yopper lead. ICEE takes it back with a counter read and evens it up with a Wonderwing. Yopper is able to take the game with a vicious up air.

Winner: **Big Yopper**

#### **Taako (From TV) vs. Dadondorf**

The game goes to Final Destination, with an early stock from Dadandorf to get a near zero to death. Taako is able to take a stock with a dash attack, but Dadandorf brings it back just as quickly. Dadandorf is able to take the round with a brutal up smash.

Winner: **Dadandorf**

#### **Home MD vs. Blonde Sora**

The game goes to Final Destination, with Home MD using the power of prophecy to tech through a limit blade beam. Wonder how he got that... that's an issue for exactly eleven Kerfuffles from now so let's go back to the match! Home takes the stock with an up smash, but drops to a forward smash soon after. Sora gets up smashed again, but gets taken to even with a down air. Home MD loses due to an SD, which is an unfortunate end to the game.

Winner: **Blonde Sora**

#### **Dantoinette vs. The Guy**

With some question of Dantoinette's character, and the statement that the Guy is currently possessing everybody and being a general bad dude, the commentators agree that these two are both villains and are about to throw down. The game goes to Final Destination, with a massive early lead from Dantoinette with an early two stock lead on her part. The Guy lands a spike, but the JV3 keeps rolling as Dantoinette beats the Crimson out of The Guy. She is the only red and white bastard from another universe allowed to terrorize Kerfuffle, and she wants to make sure the Crimson knows that.

Winner: **Dantoinette**

#### **Sword Goku vs. Mario From Super Mario**

The game goes to FD, with a speedy stock from Sword Goku with a neutral special. Sword Goku, deciding to go for a flex, Kamikazes for no reason and takes the stock with a forward air. Mario is able to land a dash attack for a kill, and takes the win with a Kaboom.

Winner: **Sword Goku**

#### **The Grunk vs. OG Papaya aka Papyrus**

The game goes to FD, with Papaya taking an early stock. Papaya keeps going, landing a spike before getting back thrown by Grunk. Papaya wins the game with a two frame down smash.

Winner: **OG Papaya aka Papyrus**

### **Round Two**

#### **Home MD vs. Mario From Super Mario**

The game goes to Battlefield, with a Mario lead due to a lackluster Home recovery. Home evens it out with a down b, and keeps it up with a side smash to take the lead. Mario is able to get a gimp on Home, but gets down smashed so Home takes the win.

Winner: **Home MD**

#### **Taako (From TV) vs. The Guy**

The game goes to a yellow Battlefield Mementos, with Taako taking the lead but Taakos himself with his own bomb. Taako takes the lead, but gets lasered to death. Taako is able to take the win with a dash attack.

Winner: **Taako (From TV)**

#### **ICEE vs. The Saltiest Gamer**

The game goes to battlefield with TSG taking stock one with a back air, but gets back thrown to even it out. TSG is able to take the lead with a up special juggle, and an up smash to take the game.

Winner: **The Saltiest Gamer**

#### **Captain Valentine vs. The Grunk**

The match goes to a New Donk Battlefield with a Valentine Punch from frame one. Val is able to take the first stock with a sour spot down air, but Grunk evens it up. That doesn't last long as Val keeps his momentum and takes two stocks in extremely quick succession.

Winner: **Captain Valentine**

#### **Perfect Spriteman vs. OG Papaya aka Papyrus**

The game goes to FD with an early offense from Papaya that nets him an early stock lead. Spriteman is able to land a rapid jab to get a stock, but drops to a down smash from Papaya. Spriteman evens it up with a wild neutral b play, but loses to a Papaya back air.

Winner: **OG Papaya aka Papyrus**

#### **Sword Goku vs. Blonde Sora**

The game goes to FD form Battlefield and the chaotic nature makes Sword Goku land a Kaboom into Kamikaze before killing with dash attack. Goku keeps the pressure up on Sora and takes it with an up tilt. Sora is able to land a dash attack to take a stock, but loses out to another up tilt.

Winner: **Sword Goku**

#### **Dantoinette vs. Dadandorf**

The game goes to a Battlefield with an extremely early lead from Dantoinette with her taking two stocks back to back. Dantoinette does drop to a stray hit from Dadandorf, and then drops again to a dash attack. Dadandorf can't keep it up as he drops to Dantoinette.

Winner: **Dantoinette**

#### **Hamburger Helper vs. Big Yopper**

The game goes to Magicant, where the two fought first, with Yopper taking a stock with down smash. Hamburger Helper lands a down angled up b to take a stock but gets dropped by a cannon succ. Helper lands his side b, dash dances, and then dies.

Winner: **Big Yopper**

### **Round Three**

#### **Blonde Sora vs. The Saltiest Gamer**

The game goes to FD, with two very salty gamers. Blonde Sora is able to take stock one with a dash attack, but goes down to a back throw. Neither fighter is able to take another stock, until an up smash from Blonde Sora takes the lead. TSG responds in turn, and takes the win with a back air.

Winner: **The Saltiest Gamer**

#### **Dadondorf vs. Home MD**

The game goes to FD, with Dadandorf landing an up tilt for the first kill and a forward tilt for the second. Home is able to land an up smash, but gets JV3ed. This loss is so dominant and embarrassing that Home MD got his medical degree revoked, becoming just Home.

Winner: **Dadondorf**

#### **Perfect Spriteman vs. Taako (From TV)**

With FD seeming to be the stage of choice, with a Taako forward smash for the first KO. Spriteman is able to do the same in turn, only to get back aired for Taako to keep the lead. A dash attack sends Taako out for a last stock, but the Spriteman up smash takes the match.

Winner: **Perfect Spriteman**

#### **Hamburger Helper vs. Captain Valentine**

Captain Valentine isn't just betting his reputation on this match, he's betting his body on it. If he loses, he gets possessed, if he wins the Crimson is no more. The game starts with a Burger foot stool, and then another one. Val is able to land an up smash but loses to a side special. With that match out of the way, we have a new fighter. Captain Crimson.

Winner: **Hamburger Helper**

#### **The Guy vs. ICEE**

The match goes to Battlefield, with ICEE taking the first stock with a Wonderwing. The Guy fires back with a forward air, and takes another stock with a spike. ICEE lands an up tilt to take it to last stock, and an up smash to break The Guy's defense to win the game.

Winner: **ICEE**

#### **Mario From Super Mario vs. The Grunk**

The game goes to Battlefield, with an early Grunk lead with a forward air. Mario is able to even it with a back air but eats a forward smash to take that equilibrium away. Grunk is able to take the game with an up smash, for an easy two stock.

Winner: **The Grunk**

#### **Sword Goku vs. OG Papaya aka Papyrus**

The game goes to Battlefield again, with an early Goku lead from a Kaboom. Goku is able to keep the pressure up with a forward smash, but Papaya lands a dash attack to not get three stocked. Papaya keeps the game going with a strong up smash to KO, but gets taken out by Kaboom.

Winner: **Sword Goku**

#### **Dantoinette vs. Big Yopper**

The game goes to FD, with Dantoinette landing an early parry down smash kill. After a massive lead from Dantoinette, Yopper gets a forward smash kill but drops to back air. The game goes to last stock with a suction kill from Yopper. Dantoinette, unfazed as always, breaks Yopper's armor and kills with a down b to win the game.

Winner: **Dantoinette**

### **Round Four**

#### **Taako (From TV) vs. The Grunk**

The game goes to FD, with an early lead from Taako but The Grunk takes it back quickly. The Grunk is able to take the lead with a side b, but a bomb takes the Grunk out. The Grunk takes the game with the Grunk Jab, Bottom Text.

Winner: **The Grunk**

#### **ICEE vs. Home**

With another FD game, with an extremely early Wonderwing stock from ICEE. Home is able to even it up with a down b, and goes for it again with another down b kill. ICEE evens it out, and the Wonderwing takes the game.

Winner: **ICEE**

#### **Captain Crimson vs. Blonde Sora**

The game goes to FD with Blonde Sora Uncrusting Crimson, only to get grabbed by an up b for the KO. Crimson is able to land a down smash for another kill, but Sora nails a forward smash for another kill. Crimson lands another Crimson Dive for the game.

Winner: **Captain Crimson**

#### **Mario From Super Mario vs. The Guy**

Mario takes his Super Mario form to fight the Guy on FD, but gets absolutely bodied stock one. The Guy is able to quickly take another stock, but gets dropped for his first stock down. Mario loses to an SD, cementing the Guy's win.

Winner: **The Guy**

#### **OG Papaya aka Papyrus vs. The Saltiest Gamer**

The children go to FD, with a TSG back throw and a Papaya forward air the game goes to two stocks each. Papaya is able to take another stock with a PK Thunder, but it goes back to last stock only for a Papaya double spike to take the game.

Winner: **OG Papaya aka Papyrus**

#### **Hamburger Helper vs. Dadondorf**

The game goes to FD, with an extremely early Hamburger stock only to be followed by an even quicker Dad stock. Burger is able to take the lead back, but Dad keeps it even. A gimp takes the game with a Hamburger Helper victory, but it certainly was not a close one.

Wait, what's this? Best two out of three? If you say so. The game goes to FD, Burger lands an up tilt kill but Dad spikes him for another kill. Dad gets an up smash, but Burger lands the side b to even it out again. Burger is able to land an up air for the win.

Winner: **Hamburger Helper**

#### **Big Yopper vs. Perfect Spriteman**

The game goes to Battlefield, with an early Yopper punch kill. Yopper lands another knockout punch but takes a neutral b to take his first stock. Spriteman can't keep up, with a third forward smash killing Spriteman.

Winner: **Big Yopper**

#### **Dantoinette vs. Sword Goku**

The game goes to Battlefield, with Dantoinette losing the first stock. However, those of you who know about our good friend Danthony know where this is going. An up b to up air takes the stock, and a Kamikaze takes them both to last stock even. Dantoinette takes the game with a fully charged bow shot to take advantage of Sword Goku being in the menu.

Winner: **Dantoinette**

### **Round Five**

#### **The Saltiest Gamer vs. Dadondorf**

The game goes to Battlefield, and if you noticed that The Saltiest Gamer is referred to as PURE NACL and that there is only one match left, you know what happens. So let's summarize this, spike, gimp, and back air for the JV3.

Winner: **Dadondorf**

#### **Perfect Spriteman vs. The Grunk**

The game goes to the Battlefield, with a quick Grunk stock. There's a Grunk SD, but the up tilt takes Spriteman out. Spriteman lands an up smash kill, butgets up tilted again.

Winner: **The Grunk**

#### **Taako (From TV) vs. ICEE**

The game goes to Battlefield, with an early ICEE lead. ICEE takes a two stock lead, and Carl Wheezer is here for some reason. Taako is able to take a stock, but a Wonderwing closes it out.

Winner: **ICEE**

#### **OG Papaya aka Papyrus vs. Captain Crimson**

The game goes to FD, with an early Papaya lead with a spike. Crimson takes an up smash KO, Papaya is able to close out another stock with the purification on Captain Crimson nearly complete he goes for the spike kill instead to close the game out.

Winner: **OG Papaya aka Papyrus**

#### **The Guy vs. Home MD**

The game goes to Battlefield with a down smash from Home to take stock one. The Guy evens it out, but there is a flashy stock from Home only to go to last stock with the Guy. A Home up smash takes the game, keeping him out of last place!

Winner: **Home MD**

#### **Mario From Super Mario vs. Blonde Sora**

The game goes to Battlefield with an early Sora lead. Mario is able to take the stock but drops to a back air. Mario is able to even it out, and takes the game with a waft to finally net himself a victory.

Winner: **Mario From Super Mario**

#### **Big Yopper vs. Sword Goku**

The game goes to FD with a gimp on Big Yopper to start us out. Yopper evens it out, and keeps the momentum up to take the stock. Goku evens it out with a Kaboom but drops to the Yopper jab.

Winner: **Big Yopper**

#### **Dantoinette vs. Hamburger Helper**

The game goes to Battlefield with a rare early deficit for Dantoinette. Helper is able to keep the momentum, taking another stock but dropping soundly to Dantoinette's back air. She knows that no matter what she has first place on lock, and doesn't bother mashing out of the side b.

Winner: **Hamburger Helper**

### **The Cut**

Captain Crimson gets to choose which 3-2 record does not go to the championship, with everyone but the Grunk showing up. Weird, wonder where he is...

Oh. The Grunk, the 8th place contender in CPU Kerfuffle 9 has been found dead, seemingly murdered by the Crimson. It looks like the Captain doesn't need to choose.

With Home working on a fix for this tragedy, we head into the season finale.