Mr. Numbers

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Here there will be a list of headcanons related to Numbers' character development or backstory.

## Personality/Mannerisms

391780

* Various Numbers headcanons
* Numbers is super into medieval torture stuff
* Numbers loves ugly sweaters
* Numbers collects mugs on every job he does

officialnoahhawley

* Numbers’ favorite bands throughout his life
* Numbers is a vintage animation nerd
* On Numbers and taking things slow
* Numbers’ childhood headcanon
* Numbers would have been a die-hard Donnie Darko fan had he been a teenager in the early 2000s
* Numbers owns all of Charles Addams' comic books
* His favorite movie is Anomalisa
* He loves the Delilah radio show
* He sometimes doesn't know what he's feeling until he blurts it out in a fit of rage

 ladydorian

* Regarding the afterlife

fringeandfur

* Numbers is demiromantic part 2 from officialnoahhawley
* Numbers is embarrassed by his fondness for pop music
* Numbers enjoys political debates
* Numbers and religion Part 2
* More Numbers and religion (NSFW prompt, SFW response)
* Numbers kills people who annoy him
* Numbers' taste in music
* Numbers and random acts of kindness
* Numbers' metabolism
* What Numbers would be like using a dating site
* Numbers likes to dance but only when alone
* Numbers has probably needed therapy, but is too proud to ever go to it
* Trying not to be nasty gives Numbers a stomach ulcer
* What makes Numbers happy?
* Numbers is from New Jersey
* Numbers used to wax until he realised he preferred guys who liked him au naturel
* Numbers and cellphones [part 2 from dont-pester-lester]
* Numbers is a hipster douchebag
* Numbers likes taking risks

dont-pester-lester

* Numbers hates moths (with bonus tattoo headcanon) [part 1] [part 2]
* Numbers and tattoos [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]
* Numbers and drugs [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5]
* Numbers and commercials
* Numbers has only ever been to the US and Canada
* Numbers suppresses all of his stress and it manifests as a rash
* Numbers didn’t have gay panic but he had feelings panic
* Numbers aspired to being a classy gay, but he likes his Midwestern life with Wrench
* Numbers can’t sleep without the lights on because of all his anxieties

lemonison

* Numbers on April 20th

multi

* Amateur photography (ladydorian and fringeandfur)
* Numbers + kids (ladydorian, trumpetandtrombone and fringeandfur)
* Numbers and his birthday (dont-pester-lester, ithinkwehitametaphor and officialnoahhawley)

## Childhood and Family

391780

* Holidays at the Numbers family household
* Numbers and Simon and Garfunkel
* Numbers ate too many pork rinds as a kid

lemonison

* Running away to join the circus

fringeandfur

* Numbers family headcanons
* Numbers was chronically ill as a child and that's why he's a risk-taking adult
* Numbers was a bratty teenager who ran away from home
* More about Numbers' family
* A school production of Bonnie and Clyde made Numbers realise he loved being a criminal
* Teenage Numbers had a poster of Voluptas Mors
* Numbers wanted to grow up to become a supervillain
* Numbers realised he was bi because of David Bowie
* Numbers isn't sure his parents are really his parents
* Numbers was a chubby kid
* Teen Numbers didn't know he wanted to fuck or fight the alpha male dudes at school
* Numbers went to Catholic school

officialnoahhawley

* Numbers' story is a Donnie Darko story
* Numbers’ family owned a grocery store
* Numbers had two moms (or dads)

## Backstory

trumpetandtrombone

* Numbers used to be a card dealer in an illegal gambling ring, bonus: his and Letters’ first meeting

 officialnoahhawley

* Numbers backstory ideas that tell how he got his name
* Numbers on wall street
* Numbers got mugged, became a mugger
* Numbers the failed actor/playwright
* Numbers left his family when he didn't get an inheritance
* He had wealthy parents and intends to keep up his lavish lifestyle
* He decided to start over where things were farther apart from each other
* Numbers' story is a Breaking Bad story
* He had an epiphany after being hit by a bus

fringeandfur

* Numbers' got his start in crime as a hospital worker who stole prescription drugs
* Numbers the lawyer Part 2
* Numbers used to have a death wish
* Numbers fucked up big time and swore off sex and drugs entirely, until he met Wrench

lemonison

* Numbers used to do artsy porn

demisexualsherlock

* Numbers is a former cop
* Numbers got into crime when he needed an organ transplant

lowfiboyfightergirl

* Numbers' story is an Inside Llewyn Davis story

## Past relationships

Numbers used to have a gym bunny boyfriend (fringeandfur)

Numbers' excuses for not wanting to get married (fringeandfur)

Numbers had a huge crush on a girl he was too scared to ask out (fringeandfur)

The tale of Numbers’ ex-fiance Caroline (trumpetandtrombone)

Numbers used to date a cop (officialnoahhawley)

## WWND from dont-pester-lester

* If he ran low on hair product
* If he had to disguise himself as a woman
* If a squirrel stole food from his fingers
* If he discovered a new flavor of scrunyuns
* If he broke his phone and couldn't make vines
* If some of his beard got burnt off
* If he got stung by a wasp
* If he couldn't fit his new furniture through the door
* If he tripped and stumbled on the street (aka Numbers is a cat) (with trumpetandtrombone and fringeandfur)

## Observations/Theories

Observations about Numbers signing one-handed (fringeandfur)

Numbers’ scarf is the bi pride colors (dont-pester-lester)

## Misc.

Numbers is immortal! Part 2: timelord Numbers Part 3: vampire Numbers (fringeandfur)

Numbers writes a bestselling book / Numbers the guerilla artist (fringeandfur)

Numbers v. shrimp-flavor Funyuns (fringeandfur)

Numbers has a super artsy tumblr (trumpetandtrombone)

Numbers’ tumblr [part 2] (dont-pester-lester)

Numbers quits all junk food except scrunyuns (dont-pester-lester)

Numbers bulk buying scrunyuns [part 1] [part 2] (dont-pester-lester)

Trans Numbers [part 1] [part 2] (talofibular)

Before Wrench, Numbers needed someone to vent his issues to (officialnoahhawley)

Numbers is no longer panicky when he hears police sirens (officialnoahhawley)

## NSFW

Important considerations about the shape of Numbers' dick (fringeandfur)

Numbers' mom comes in at a very inconvenient time to tell him something important (fringeandfur)