Misc Theory Submissions

It is here you can submit misc theories about the RUC, my dumb lore, or anything else! Just add a new headline and write your theories below it.

## Jabberjaw is a sentient cloud AI

This theory suggests that Jabberjaw is not a physical, living person, but rather an AI that resides in the cloud. This would explain how he manages to write so much on his wiki without seemingly getting tired, and how he's managed to keep doing so by himself for almost a decade at this point. It would also explain some of the repetitive content seen on the wiki, such as constant mentions of "r\*pe," "blood," and "orgies," among others on every article written about their enemies.

## The RUC sees themselves as Cartoons

This theory suggests that the reason why the RUC names themselves after cartoon characters is due to their insanity, they believe they are cartoon characters. This would explain why outside of a few jokes, not many people acknowledge them as cartoon characters. It is implied that their demon hunting made them see people as actual demons so it isn't out of the ordinary for them to see themselves as toons.

## Cocaine is a West Highland Terrier

Due to everyone getting a more original appearance now, this theory is bringing up what Cocaines real appearance is. He isn't Sanrios Cinnamaroll and was only seen as such for the memes. Instead, after some discussing what dog breed Cocaine truly is, he is actually just a rather strong West Highland Terrier. Other alternative breeds that were in consideration were a Bull Terrier and Jack Russel Terrier but the West Highland Terrier is the one that makes sense.

## Witches are actually animal familiars

This theory is suggesting that both Bern and Lambda as well as other Witches are animal familiars of other witches given human form. There is evidence suggesting this can be true due to Berns motif on cats. Bern is obviously a previous witches cat familiar turned into a human but research suggested that Lambda is a seal familiar from a long, deceased witch. It is unknown how this manifests into their human forms but this also suggests while seals became a meme in Reeses community.

## The Indigo Syndicate created the Kangaroo Wars

This theory suggests that the Indigo Syndicate has created the new war: The Kangaroo wars. In Popeye Jr's policies, he wants to legally hunt down Kangaroos alongside Unicorns. Reports have dictated that the Kangaroos have been winning the war, even hijacking the Indigo Syndicates vehicles and stealing their weapons.

## The Indigo Syndicate has captured/killed people, but...

As many of you may have known already, the Indigo Syndicate claims that they have killed or captured several members of the community, despite the fact that many of these members are just fine. This theory is about how they came to such a conclusion. You see, the RUC/Indigo Syndicate both require that any depictions of their enemies in image format are to portrayed as demonic and monstrous as possible. They take this to the point where their depictions barely even resemble their actual appearances. As a result, many members have trouble actually recognizing any of the community members. So, when they capture or kill random people... they just simply claim that it's one of the community members, despite it being far from the truth. It's possible that in the event that they actually do capture one of the community members, they might not even realize it.

## Spectral Forces are Popeye Jr's hallucinations

According to RUC's info, "Spectral forces" are the ghosts of deceased RUC/Indigo Syndicate members who come to the living members for whatever reason. This sounds completely like its off a certain Scifi franchise, right? There is a lot of belief that Popeye Jr. is delusional and merely hallucinates the dead.

For one thing, there have been reports of Popeye Jr. talking to himself to a non existent figure. And another thing is given how childish Popeye Jr's mind is, it's no surprise if his mind got the idea from a show he watched when he was young. This is the same person who is obsessed with an irrelevant cartoon named Gizmo Rex to the point of rebooting it into Indigo Syndicate propaganda, after all.

The question does remain: In the scenario that other Indigo Syndicate members die, will he hallucinate them too? What if he's the only survivor? How bad will his delusions go?

## What is with Bishop Raphael and Gold?

The Golden Hand, the Golden Finger, the Golden King, the fact he can (allegedly) turn people into gold, just what is his obsession with it? What is this legend he found on his sword and who is this King Birch the RUC has been talking about?

There's been debates whether Raphael can turn people into gold or not with a single touch. Some say he can and most say he can't. The general consciousness is that no matter what the answer is, it still makes him look terrible. Either he has been lying to his followers the whole time or he has been turning innocent people into gold for his own means. And even then, if this was true, what happens if he touches himself? Would he turn into gold by his logic?

And if he can't, what's with the claims of him turning people into gold? If he can't this means either his hand is actually infected with a virus or something or his own followers pour molten gold onto people and keep them as statues. And if this is the case, the currency they have must be full of human meat, yes? Someone should break one down.

His obsession with gold is a bit perplexing and no matter what, if he can or cannot turn people into gold, he's still a terrible human being.

## Popeye Jr's used Diaper collection

There are rumors about that Popeye Jr. in fact still wears diapers despite being an adult now. Even more, it's been said that once he's finished with one of his diapers, he doesn't just dispose of them; he keeps them in a room somewhere in the Navy Tower, for whatever reason. None of this is confirmed, of course, but spies have reported smelling something foul coming from a certain hallway in the Navy Tower, not to mention Eegore has to request Popeye Jr. to leave sometimes for some unnamed "matter."

## Why does Popeye Jr. fear the number 16?

In recent times, it seems like Popeye Jr. has been fearing the number 16, up to and including being hesitant to induct a 16th member into the Indigo Syndicate. Why is that? There is belief that part of it is due to the fear of history repeating itself, since the 16th member of the Eradicators betrayed the group and contributed to their downfall and that groups beliefs are similar to the Indigo Syndicate. Lazlo keeps trying to push for Popeye Jr. to just recruit Condore, El Fuego, or Thin Man just for the sake of getting over his weird fear of the number 16. Though bizarrely, if you count the betrayed or deceased member of the Syndicate, one could see that the number easily went over 16.

There is also the belief he simply can't count to 16 and as soon as he gets to that number, he has a panic attack. He can count in the hundreds and thousands but simple double digit numbers he has a panic attack over, especially anything above 15.

Whether it is a superstition reason, a math reason, or both, one has to wonder why he fears the number 16.