Bundle

Bundle is a supporting character and minor antagonist in North Park.

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## Background

A young hillbilly maiden from a farm just outside town, Bundle is herself a bundle of joy for all those she meets. She's positive, friendly, energetic and kind, and loves to cheer people up when they're down.

However, alongside her very happy and likable personality, she has a more concerning side. Bundle is obsessed with the idea of getting married, and is regularly on the prowl for a new potential husband in North Park. She changes who she pines for every week or so, but whoever is the target of her love in any instance gets it at full force, because Bundle has a lot of love to give. And if anything or anyone gets in the way of her finding true love, she won't hesitate to use violence or force. Since the males of North Park usually don't want to marry her due to age, this tends to be how it escalates.

## Appearance

Bundle is a young girl with freckles and noticeable buckteeth. She has blonde hair tied up in braided pigtails with pink bows at the end, as well as often having a pink flower in her hair. She usually wears an old straw farmer's hat, a short blue dress with a single strap, a pink neckerchief as well as white and pink long striped socks and black shoes. She also wears blue overall with gloves and boots when working on the farm.

When Bundle's obsession with a potential husband escalates, she can sometimes begin to mimic his outfit in order to prove how good of a match they are, so sometimes can be see wearing alternate outfits based on the outfits of various North Park males that she makes herself.

## Personality

Bundle is friendly, energetic and kind with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. She loves to help a friend out and is very hospitable. She also is very romantic, often day dreaming about her perfect ideal life with whatever potential husband she's pining after. She's also prone to bouts of extreme violence and sociopathy whenever someone dares challenge her love, her obsessiveness runs deep and strong however can easily be lost on a whim when she's moved onto the next target of her affection.

## Family

#### Axel

Bundle's big brother, she loves him a lot but doesn't like how he can be overprotective of her or stop her from getting too violent.

#### Timothy Dull

Her cousin from town, she loves when he comes over to stay especially when he brings his cute male friends over as well.

#### Siblings

Outside of Axel, Bundle has a lot of random Hillbilly siblings of different ages who aren't very verbal. They all like Bundle and often help her out in kidnapping people.

## Relationships

#### Hansel

As Dull's best friend, Hansel is one of the more obvious targets for being wrangled into marriage. Affectionately calling him "City Slicker", she actually finds his stories of having to live in dumpsters and sewers to be fancy and interesting.

Cripple Fucker is a frequent object of Bundle's affections, but Delly is quite intimidating when it comes to protecting her boyfriend. Bundle has broken her arm a few times to send a message, but they often go ignored.

Melville may not be husband material, but that inheritance money would do wonders in kickstarting a wealthy family. Bundle has a lot of fun making him cry and cower in her presence and embarrassing him on their dates. Now if only he would shut up about that Mute girl.

Sidney Walker is a fucking weirdo, but you know what they say about Australian genes. Bundle's first priority is making sure Sid can't escape her by throwing away his cane. Sid responds in kind by threating to pop a cap in her ass if she so much as tries to drag him outside on a date. She just loves foreplay. Posie isn't totally jealous at all.

Max ends up being the one to go full yandere on Bundle, which only makes him hotter to her. The stories she tells about him to her brother Axel send shivers down his spine.

## Powers and abilities

#### Escalated violence

Bundle has access to various weapons such as shotguns or repurposed farm tools she can use to escalate the violence of any given situation.

#### Musical talent

Bundle can play the banjo, and also has a legitimately nice singing voice that can easily steal the hearts of whoever listens to it, at least temporarily.

#### Sewing

Bundle has an old sewing machine and a bunch of fabric she uses to make different outfits for when she's showing her dedication to her fiancés.

Spinster's Curse

The reason that Bundle is so obsessed with getting married is that she carries a familial curse, needing to marry before she turns sixteen lest she be turned into a hideous Spinster.