Doctor Turner/Quotes

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*(The Turner's House, Timmy's parents are leaving)*
**Mr. Turner:** We're off to work, Vicky will babysit you, you know the rest.
**Mrs. Turner:** Bye, Timmy!
*(Timmy's parents leave)*
**Wanda:** Vicky will be here in 3, 2, 1...
*(Vicky comes in, worried)*
**Vicky:** Twerp, you gotta help me!
**Timmy:** Let me guess, it's another one of your tricks?
**Vicky:** No, I mean it! I need your help!
**Timmy:** Really? Help you in what?
**Vicky:** This! *(points to Tootie, who looks pale and sick)*
**Tootie:** Hi, Timmy... *(sneezes)*
**Timmy:** Oh my, Tootie, you don't look so good.
**Vicky:** Well, duh. I'm not gonna torture anyone who is feeling sick, or else I'll end up being infected. So I need you to take care of my sister until she feels better.
**Timmy:** Why not heal her yourself?
**Vicky:** I would, but... I'm not very good in providing medicine.
**Timmy:** Forget it, Vicky! I'm not doing it.
**Vicky:** In that case, I'll tell your parents that you infected her!
**Timmy:** Okay, okay, I'll do it!
**Vicky:** Well, you better get going, twerp. You have to cure her before your parents come back! I'll be watching you... *(leaves to another room)*
**Timmy:** Do I *really* have to do this?
**Wanda:** Yes. Don't be such a selfish boy!
**Poof:** You gotta do what you gotta do.
**Timmy:** I guess you're both right. *(to Tootie)* Don't worry, Tootie, I'll take care of you! *(to Cosmo and Wanda)* I wish I was the best nurse in the world!
*(Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands, **NURSE POOF!** Timmy is in a doctor outfit. He salutes)*
**Timmy:** Dr. Turner to the rescue! I, Dr. Turner, do solemnly swear by the Sacred Bedpan to fix the patient and ease her wretched suffering, even until all hope is gone!
**Tootie:** *(coughs)* You're my only hope, Timmy... *(hugs Timmy and tries to kiss him)*
**Timmy:** *(shoves Tootie aside)* Don't kiss me, I'm sterile! *(pulls out a bottle of medicine)* Okay, it's time to take your medicine. *(pours medicine into a spoon)* That should be the right dosage. Now, open your mouth.
**Tootie:** *(opens her mouth)* Aaaah.
**Timmy:** Make sure to swallop every drop, but I'm warning you, this medicine may taste very icky. *(puts the spoon into Tootie's mouth; she struggles to swallow the medicine and soon swallows it)*
**Tootie:** Yuck, that's very icky tasting medicine! Almost as icky as my sister!
**Timmy:** I warned you.
**Tootie:** But, since you're my dream doctor, Timmy, I'm willing to take any kind of medicine, as long as it cures me!
**Timmy:** *(chuckles nervously)* We'll see.

*(montage of Timmy trying to cure Tootie in various ways, such as giving Tootie a massage, laying mustard plaster on Tootie's back and giving Tootie an injection while she looks at him; montage ends with Tootie in bed, looking slightly better. Timmy walks away)*
**Timmy:** There, she'll be cured in no time.
**Wanda:** That's quite noble of you, Timmy.
**Cosmo:** Shhh, here comes Vicky!
*(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof disguise themselves as goldfish; Vicky approaches Timmy)*
**Vicky:** How's it going, twerp?
**Timmy:** She's almost cured.
**Vicky:** Oh, good... I seem to have caught the illness from her too!
*(Vicky sneezes at Timmy; making him scream, fade to black; cut to Tootie in bed, waking up)*
**Tootie:** Hmm... hey, I feel so much better! I feel like a million bucks! Thank you for curing me, Timmy! *(Timmy doesn't respond)* Timmy?
*(camera pans over to Timmy in bed, looking pale and sick)*
**Tootie:** Oh, no...
*(Timmy's parents arrive)*
**Mr. Turner:** We're home!
**Mrs. Turner:** Is Timmy okay?
**Tootie:** *(coming downstairs with Timmy)* No, I'm afraid. He's sick.
*(Mr. Turner screams like a girl once he sees that his son is sick)*
**Mrs. Turner:** How did this happen?
**Timmy:** Vicky infected me! *(coughs)*
**Mr. Turner:** *(to Vicky)* How dare you infect our son?! Begone, you kid-infecting babysitter! *(pushes Vicky outside, closes the door)* In that case, Tootie, you should babysit Timmy instead!
**Tootie:** Really? But I'm about the same age as him!
**Mrs. Turner:** We know. We would like for you to spend some quality time with our son. Here's the first aid kit! *(hands Tootie a first aid kit)*
**Tootie:** Hmm... *(gets an idea)* Don't worry, Timmy, *I'll* save you! Now it's my turn!
*(Tootie dashes offscreen and returns dressed in a white nurse's hat and dress.)*
**Tootie:** Nurse Tootie to the rescue!
**Timmy:** I wish it was Nurse Trixie instead...
*(the fairies raise up their wands, but they make a raspberry noise)*
**Cosmo:** Timmy, I'm afraid that Nurse Trixie's not available to miserable, unpopular boys.
**Wanda:** That, and it also interferes with true love.
**Timmy:** *(turns to the audience with a worried expression and gulps nervously)* If Tootie gives me a bubbly sponge bath, she better not let everyone see me! *(sneezes)*
*(screen fades to black; ending title card)*
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