Painful Christmas

***Painful Christmas*** is the 2019 Christmas episode and it's the 7th episode of season 2 (28th episode overall) of the Mokey's show series. And it's the 8th christmas episode.

## Synopsis

Momi states on an airplane how she finally has peace on Christmas. After the flight attendant gave people their items, Jesus bangs on the airplane door (somehow) and asks everyone to come to his birthday, to where he harshly gets declined. Momi then restates how she has peace on Christmas until Mokey magically floats towards her window and yells "KIMAAAAAAAA!!!"

Mokey yanks Momi out of an airplane with her, he then uses her entire jaw as a parachute to land, smashing her on a table. He notices the plane that he pulled Momi from, made a paper airplane and threw it at the plane, destroying it (and all the non-believers in it). He then meat-slaps Momi (who is trying to escape Krima) and she passes out. All of a sudden, the tree returned (from the fires of hell's earth) thanking Mokey for saving him. (sorry tree but 𝐊 𝐈 𝐌 𝐀 !!!!!!!!, the crazy rat uproots Mr. Tree.). He then smashes the corpse of the tree onto Momi's skull before flying inside it.

There was Grooby, (having a wet dream i think), who nearly had a heart attack from being visibly spooked by Mokey. Mokey told groovy that is krima, but Grooby replied that he need to sleep, which prompted Mokey to suffocate him in his pillow. He's shown to somehow be alive as he still "snoring" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH hyug", making Mokey shoot at him in the head. He then walks away loudly, pissing (a somehow still alive) Grooby off.

In the next scene there were the three amigos, Huoe, Deowy, and Louqio along with Dilan and some large hobo who calls himself "The Ass Beater". He of course beat the three amigos by breaking their spine with his hay stick (due to Dilan’s nephews being naughty and not caring about Christmas) while Dilan smiled evily. Mokey appeared, grabbing the now three dead amigos, cooking them on an oven (thanksgiving flashbacks) then he ate them, then squeezed out their remains on one big pile of poop. After meeting The Ass Beater, he got his ass beat by him. The Ass Beater then sees his poop and Mokey runs away to seek help from Santa, who is in front of a very big line. In order to get through the line, Mokey massacred everyone in it.

He crushed a dude to a cube, speared an anthropomorphic squirrel, used his math powers to crush another person's bones, spread the coronavirus (or mouse virus) to persumably Johnknee and Ill from Pelo's other series, shaved a dude's brain with a lawnmower, gave someone death, and shot a bear who's corpse crushes two people. He also squished a dude's head, pushed a dude with a needle nose towards another person, killing them both, he melted an ice man with his internal fire, used a sugar cube headed guy to make himself tea, he spills his tea (which is now acidic) to a girl, crushed a TV on another girl, played a game of pool with two dudes' heads, said his prayers to exorcise a demon, and used a match to burn a muppet. While a kid was talking to Santa, the screen shows a guy's corpse, an inflated dude and a waitress running away. During the second part, he crushed a girl with a cinder block, did the Bite of 83 (Mokey 3) on Chris McCullough (voice actor of Foxy the Pirate), grabbed a panda girl and used her corpse to smash a robot maid, then did a vibe check and squeezed a baby out of Ricky Berwick.

He finally reached Santa while also poking the kid's eyes out and crushing his skull beforehand, asking him to stop The Ass Beater from beating his ass. Santa told The Ass Beater that he got the wrong mouse because Mokey isn’t naughty and cares about Christmas but will help him find the right one. Going back to Momi (who is of course is the right mouse because she is naughty and doesn’t care about Christmas), she attempts to escape Mokey's wrath but runs into The Ass Beater, who of course beats her ass after she insults him about not giving him money and not having time for him, until she became the pufferfish. Mokey celebrates by punching Santa's leg and then shouted, "MEEEIIIIIIIIIII KRIZMAIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

In the end, he is seen beating the pants off of Momi. Momi as she begins to cry and beg for Mokey to kill her, saying she hates Christmas because Mokey always hits her, then Mokey (annoyed at her crying) cracks Mommy's neck back as she gasped for air. The ass beater can be seen for a single frame

## Cast

* Mokey
* Momi
* Mr. Tree
* Grooby
* Dilan
* Huoe, Deowy, and Louqio
* Ass Beater
* Tomo Takino (Cameo)
* Steven Universe (Cameo)

## Deaths

* Everyone on the airplane: Died when the plane they were in crashed thanks to Mokey, who caused the plane to crash by throwing an paper plane to it
* Mr. Tree: Pulled from his roots by Mokey
* Dilan's Nephews: Beaten by the ass beater along with their asses, cooked using an oven by Mokey, eaten by Mokey, digested by Mokey, and turned into feces by Mokey
* Everyone in the line: Mokey did the same thing to them he did to the other people in the line in the episode “The Sun”
* Jesus: Immediately crucified after Mokey pushed him while he was struggling to use the bike Mokey gave him, causing him to fall down

## Trivia

* When Mokey entered the tree's mouth after pulling it out, there's a single frame of the hobo that beats naughty children’s ass
* At the end of the video, when Mokey crack's Momi's neck, there is a singular frame of The "Ass Beater".