Queen For Sell

## Plot

Block wants to help Jessica impress Lily.

## Characters

* Block
* Jessica
* Lily
* Egg
* Cupcake
* Arion
* Light
* Audrey
* Boy Judge
* Girl Judge 1
* Girl Judge 2

## Script

### INT. THE COLORS CASTLE - JESSICA & RILEY'S ROOM

Jessica is putting some make up on her face, before Block busts in and scares her.

**Jessica**: Ah! *[Messes up her eyelashes]* My eyelashes! They're ruined!

**Block**: Oh...I was gonna ask if you wanted to play...but I don't think its a good time...

**Jessica**: *[Wipes her face]* Yeah, you think?!

**Block**: Sorry, Jess

**Jessica**: Whatever, I'm going to see Princess Lily!

**Block**: How come? Isn't she busy

**Jessica**: *[Walks through a mirror with Block]* So I can be a princess like her. *[They walk all the way up to The Candy Castle]*

**Block**: But you are a princess! *[Jessica pauses and she smiles at Block]* What? Are you coming? *[Walks inside the castle]*

### INT. CANDY WORLD - CANDY CASTLE

**Jessica**: Coming! *[Block and Jessica see Arion and Light playing with a few giant gumballs]*

**Arion**: Head up, Light! *[Throws a gumball at Light]*

**Light**: *[Zaps it with her lightning bolt and it explodes. Arion breaths fire on one causing it to boil and burst]* Cool! This is fun!

**Arion**: Yeah! I love it here!

**Lily**: Would you two stop making messes...

**Light**: Sorry, Lily. We're having so much fun!

**Lily**: Yeah, but poor Egg and Cupcake have to clean it up. *[Points to them eating cookies together]*

**Egg**: Wait, we do?

**Lily**: Yeah! I'm the princess aren't i? *[Sees Jessica and Block]* Who the heck are they?

**Jessica**: Eep! Princess Lily! *[Hugs Lily's leg]* I'm a big fan! *[Lily softly moves her back, but Jessica grips harder]*

**Lily**: Ow! Uh heh! *[Pats her head]* Calm down, little girl.

**Block**: She wants to be a princess to!

**Lily**: Oh, like Audrey!

**Jessica**: *[Angry]* WHAT?!?

**Arion**: *[Chuckles]* Yeah, why do you think I'm here for? *[Audrey walks out wearing a princess outfit]*

**Light**: *[Gasps and smiles]* Wow! *[Drops the smile]* Eh, too much pink on it.

**Jessica**: *[Runs up and tugs the dress hard]* What the heck is this?!

**Audrey**: Oh, sorry Jessica! I beat you to it!

**Egg:** Lily, are you gonna stop them?

**Lily**: Pfft, heck no! I wanna see where this is going.

**Egg**: Hehe, okay!

**Jessica**: Can I get a pink dress to, Lily?

**Block**: Here, Jessica! *[Puts a pink dress on her]* I found this one!

**Jessica**: Oh! Thanks, Block!

**Block**: You're welcome! *[Jessica hugs Block and does a few poses in the dress]*

**Audrey**: Hmph, selfish chick! *[Shoves Jessica and her dress rips]*

**Jessica**: NO!!! It's ruined! *[She tackles Audrey]* I'll kill you! *[Arion walks up to Egg]*

**Arion**: Well, now what do we do?

**Egg**: How about one of those fashion shows where you walk in stage?

**Lily**: If it makes them shut up, we'll do- *[Jessica whacks Audrey with a chair]*

**Jessica**: BAM!!! *[Arion runs and grabs Jessica]* Hey! Let me at her!

**Arion**: That's enough, Jess! Now, we're doing a- *[Takes out a piece of paper]* Fash Crash show?

**Lily**: Fashion show!

**Arion**: Right, right, of course! *[Cut to a changing room. Jessica is putting a prettier dress with make up on. Block stands by her]*

### INT. CANDY WORLD - FASHION CENTER - CHANGING ROOM

**Block**: I can't believe we're doing this...

**Jessica**: I CAN believe we're doing this!

**Block**: Well, what if you lose? *[Jessica grabs Block's arm tightly]*

**Jessica**: I! DON'T! LOSE!!! *[Block whimpers and nods. Jessica lets him go]* Where'd my lip stick go? *[Block pulls it out of his mouth]*

**Block**: You mean this isn't food?

**Jessica**: *[Angry]* BLOCK!!! Great! Now I can't use it!

**Block**: Well, we could try something else? *[Jessica sees huge scissors]*

**Jessica**: I GOT IT!!! *[Grabs them]* Audrey CAN'T win if she doesn't have any HANDS!!! *[Chops the scissors together and runs off. Block pulls Jessica back and chuckles]*

**Block**: M-maybe, something less morbid?

**Jessica**: Fine...*[Takes out a huge base ball bat]* We need to break her knee caps! Then she can't walk!

**Block**: No! *[Snatches the bat and breaks it]*

**Jessica**: Fine...*[Takes out a butcher knife]* WE NEED TO DISCONNECT HER HEAD FROM HER ESOPHUGUS!!! *[Runs off until Block grabs her again and pulls her back]*

**Block**: NO!!! *[Cupcake comes in]*

**Cupcake**: 5 more minutes, Jessica!

**Jessica**: *[Discards the knife]* Alright!

**Cupcake**: Uhh, was that a-

**Jessica**: LEAVE!!!

**Cupcake**: Okay! Cheers! *[Pops some confetti on Block and Jessica then leaves]*

**Jessica**: Hopefully, Audrey's having a bad time right now. *[Cut to Audrey wearing a princess dress and her hair has been polished up]*

**Audrey**: Thanks, Arion! *[Hugs him]*

**Arion**: Heh, you're welcome, sis! Now go kick Jessica's behind!

**Light**: Yeah! *[Audrey smiles and runs off]* Hey, Arion? This is all for fun right?

**Arion**: Yeah, I talked to Lily. She said she'll give both of them the trophy. *[They peak out into the stage area. The audience is filled with Candy Kids and there are 3 judges.]*

### INT. CANDY WORLD - FASHION CENTER - STAGE

**Light**: Oh, good! Not everything needs to be a competition. Its not like Jessica is planning on murdering Audrey or anything!

**Audrey**: *[Chuckles, a bit nervous]* H-hi, I'm Audrey...heh... *[Jessica comes out with a sharp spiky baseball bat. She tackles Audrey on stage]*

**Jessica**: I'LL KILL YOU!!! *[Jessica begins smashing Audrey's knee caps]*

**Audrey**: NO!!! Stop! *[Kicks Jessica off]* My knee caps! My precious knee caps! *[Breaths fire and burns Jessica badly]* Did you forget I'm Arion's sister?!

**Jessica**: *[Dress is burnt off]* My dress! *[Picks up the remains]* My precious pink dress! *[Turns to Block, who is hiding behind a curtain.]* Block, my dress is ruined!

**Block**: *[Smiles and holds a thumbsup]* You're doing great!

**Jessica**: Well, if you say so! *[Brutally rips Audrey's dress and ruins her hair. The 2 girls begin beating each other up. The judges just stand there and exchange confused looks]*

**Boy Judge**: What do we even-

**Girl Judge**: I don't- I don't even know.

**Girl Judge 2**: Would you- wanna? Disqualify them? *[The other judges shrug and agree]*

**Boy and Girl Judge**: Yeah, sure! Why not! *[The Boy Judge takes out a huge microphone]*

**Boy Judge**: You're all disqualified!

**Jessica and Audrey**: *[Stop fighting, dresses and hair are ruined]* Huh? What?

**Boy Judge**: I said you're all disqualified!

**Jessica and Audrey**: What?!

**Boy Judge**: I said- Oops, hold on. *[Turns on the microphone* YOU'RE ALL DISQUALIFIED!!! *[The sound of the microphone shreds Jessica and Audrey's ears, causing them to faint and hear nothing, but a ringing sound]* Whoops...I had it on the maximum setting...

**Lily**: *[Comes out with 2 trophies]* Okay, who claims the trophy! I know, both contest- *[Sees them passed out on the floor. Arion, Light, and Block run up to the scene]* WHAT THE SPARKLES HAPPENED IN HERE?! *[The stage collapses behind them]*

### INT. CANDY WORLD - CANDY HOSPITAL

Audrey and Jessica sit on the bed with bandages covering their ears and Jessica is a little burnt. A Candy Doctor talks to Arion and Block

**Candy Doctor**: Okay, so they have 3rd Degree burns, injuries, a number off other things...and also deaf! *[Cut to Light patting Audrey's head]* Don't worry. they will heal from deafness within a day...

**Arion**: Oh, phew! *[Audrey and Jessica wake up. Everyone smiles until they see the trophy Lily left for them. The girls exchange looks and beat each other up again. The episode ends]*