SA1D2: Female Feline, Male Mutt (part 2)/script

This is the script for the Season 9 episode, "Day 2: Female Feline, Male Mutt (part 2)."

## Cold Open

*(MINDMASHING COORDINATOR, MINDMASHING CANDIDATE, KID NASTEE and STACY are looking at their homework. STACY received an A+, MINDMASHING COORDINATOR received a B, MINDMASHING CANDIDATE RECEIVED a C+, and KID NASTEE received an F.)*

**MindMashing Coordinator:** I can't BELIEVE this GRADE!

**MindMashing Candidate:** I can't BELIEVE this GRADE!

**Stacy:** I can't BELIEVE this GRADE!

**Kid Nastee:** I can't BELIEVE this grade.

**MindMashing Coordinator:** Well, we've turned 2 birds into a cat and a dog. Now we gotta turn 2 fish into a cat and a dog.

**MindMash Candidate:** Can anyone think of a male and female fish duo?

**Stacy:** Hmm... hmm... I got it!

**All:** Splash and Bubbles!

**MindMashing Candidate:** (singing) I swam all around the world, I've seen this ocean on my own...

**Mindmashing Coordinator:** (singing) And then I found my way to Reeftown, and I knew that I (eventually slows down and stops singing in a shy matter) found... my...

*(KID NASTEE has a chainsaw and a slasher smile on his face.)*

**MindMashhing Coordinator:** Why do you have a chainsaw, Kid Nastee?!

**Kid Nastee:** I was going to throw a book at you, but this is a family-friendly show. Some kid's gonna imitate that act, and then WE'RE gonna get in trouble and then our fans will have to suffer because of it.

**Stacy:** But Kid Nastee, THOUSANDS of people have watched this show. Thousands of people have watched the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have seen the logo that appears in the video that inspired this show. Thousands of people have watched the show that uses the logo that appears in the video that inspired this show. Thousands of people have watched the network that airs the show that uses the logo that appears in the video that inspired this show. Thousands of people have worked for the network that aired the show that uses the logo that appears in the video that inspired this show. I could theoretically go on, but that would be a waste of time, so the voice director, who also serves as the scriptwriter, split it in chunks so my voice actress could read it all in one piece without getting tired. Now get rid of the chainsaw.

*(KID NASTEE does so.)*

**MindMash Coordinator:** Anyway, let's start the show.

*(INTRO)*

## Scene 1

*(MINDMASHING COORDINATOR, MINDMASHING CANDIDATE, KID NASTEE, and STACY are sitting in class. The TEACHER)*

**Teacher:** Good morning, class. I am a teacher, and today, we'll be learning all about... FISH!

**MindMashing Coordinator:** Oooh!!! I like where this is going!

**Teacher:** Fish are aquatic, craniate, gill-bearing animals that lack limbs with digits. Included in this definition are the living hagfish, lampreys, and cartilaginous and bony fish as well as various extinct related groups. Approximately 95% of living fish species are ray-finned fish, belonging to the class Actinopterygii, with around 99% of those being teleosts. Now, can anyone list the species of fish?

**Kid Nastee:** Why is there so much traffic today?! We're supposed to be going to the airport!

**MindMashing Coordinator:** There's so many of them! Angelfish, puffer fish, stingray, shark, eel, great white shark, pilotfish, catfish, dogfish, hedgehogfish,

*(With every fish listed, the TEACHER nods while smiling, until MINDMASHING COORDINATOR gets to hedgehogfish.)*

**Teacher:** Hold on, there's catfish, dogfish, swordfish, but there's no such thing as a hedgehogfish.

**Stacy:** Well, that depends on what people call it. Take America for instance, and the West Coast!

**Teacher:** What do they call it in the West Coast?

**Stacy:** A bunnyfish!

**Teacher:** Just sit down.

*(STACY sits down.)*

**Kid Nastee:** Stacy, don't goof off in class! I'm trying to learn! This is a family-friendly show and I don't want kids imitating your goofing off in class and WE get in trouble for it.

**Stacy:** But Kid Nastee, THOUSANDS of people have watched this show. Thousands of people have watched the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have seen a mod that appears in the video that inspired this show. Thousands of people have played the game that received the mod that appears in the video that inspired this show. Thousands of people have played the games that inspired the game that received the mod that appears in the video that inspired this show. I could theoretically go on, but that would be a waste of time, so the voice director, who also serves as the scriptwriter, cut it in chunks so my voice actress could read it all in one piece without getting tired.

**Kid Nastee:** ***SIT DOWN!!!!!!!***

**Teacher:** Okay. Can anyone tell me what the difference between a male fish and a female fish is?

*(MINDMASHING CANDIDATE raises his hand)*

**Teacher:** Okay, Candidate.

**MindMashing Candidate:** The difference between female fish and male fish are that female fish have whiskers, and male fish are spiny.

**Teacher:** No! Although it does remind me of a certain strategy... where the female fish is a cat and the male fish is a dog...

**(MINDMASHING COORDINATOR, MINDMASHING CANDIDATE, KID NASTEE and STACY exchange a look, and start talking intimately.)**

**Stacy:** Ohhh... are you thinking what I'm thinking?

**MindMashing Coordinator:** I think I just might be thinking what you're thinking.

**Kid Nastee:** Let's get down to business while nobody's watching...

**MindMashing Candidate:** But how? There's more of us than there is of Stacy.

**MindMashing Coordinator:** It doesn't even matter. We'll just split up the workload. (now talking normally) Candidate, you work with Splash.

**MindMashing Candidate:** Yippee!

**MindMashing Coordinator:** Kid Nastee, you work with Bubbles.

**Kid Nastee:** Aww, come on!

**MindMashing Coordinator:** Stacy, you work with Cat Bubbles.

**Stacy:** Woo-hoo!

**MindMashing Coordinator:** I'll work with Dog Splash.

**Stacy:** Sounds like a plan!

**Kid Nastee:** Stacy, it's bad enough that I have to work with a lame character that nobody likes, but you're dirtying this episode with your innuendos. THIS IS A FAMILY-FRIENDLY G-RATED SHOW! We don't need kids imitating your bad behavior... or my temper tantrums.

**Stacy:** But Kid Nastee, THOUSANDS of people have watched this show. Thousands of people have watched the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have seen the cartoons that were merged with the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have seen the movie that that was merged with the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have heard of the companies that made the movie that that was merged with the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have worked for the companies that made the movie that that was merged with the videos that inspired this show. I could theoretically go on, but that would be a waste of time, so the voice director, who also serves as the scriptwriter, cut it in chunks so my voice actress could breathe between takes.

**Kid Nastee:** For real?

**Stacy:** Nope. THOUSANDS of people have watched this show. Thousands of people have watched the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have seen the cartoons that were merged with the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have seen the special that was merged with the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have watched the network that aired the special that was merged with the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have read the comic strips that inspired that network to air the special that that was merged with the videos that inspired this show. I could theoretically go on, but that would be a waste of time, so the voice director, who also serves as the scriptwriter, cut it in chunks so my voice actress could breathe between takes.

**Stacy:** Still not done! THOUSANDS of people have watched this show. Thousands of people have watched the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have seen the cartoons that were merged with the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have watched the movies that were compared to the cartoons merged with the videos that inspired this show. Thousands of people have watched the streaming service where you could've watched the movies that were compared to the cartoons merged with the videos that inspired this show. And *they* know not to imitate *everything* they see on TV or in movies. They also k now fantasy from reality.