Gojira the Chumpcooker Issue 10 - Star-Crossed Lovers

> (Big G) Look, from the blushing, I can tell you like the Bug. Well, I do, too! So, I propose we have a romance contest to win her over!
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> (Mosugaba) Fine.
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> Godzilla Vepiyo and Mosugaba Nature, Gojira the Chumpcooker Issue #10 - Star-Crossed Lovers

Gojira the Chumpcooker Issue #10 - Star-Crossed Lovers is the tenth comic in Gojira the Chumpcooker.

## Description

On the back of each comic, there are a few sentences giving a synopsis. For issue 10: "Something odd happens and a portal to Dreamland opens in the kaiju world. On the other side, a new kaiju is waiting. But when the new monster falls head-over-heels in love with Mothra, it is up to a romance contest to win her over. Who will become her boyfriend?"

## Plot

Big G and Minilla wake up in the Poop Cave and when they enter the living room, they immediately realize something's not right when they see a pink portal with a star in the middle. Before they can investigate, however, they are pulled through. They soon land and Big G sees Mothra nearby. He goes to check if she's okay, and upon hearing she's just dizzy, he drops her and she slams into the ground, saying he could've at least done that gently. Right after she says that, a green portal with a stick figure appears and Manda comes out of it. Soon, Big G, Mothra, Minilla, Ghidorah, Manda, the Shobijin, Fairy Mothra, and Moonhidora have arrived and most of them are talking (or arguing) with each other or themselves before Mothra silences them all and starts to say they need to figure out where they are and what's happening when she's interrupted by Kirby. Mothra and Minilla are in awe, as they actually know the pink puffball, but Dedede soon appears and looks at the kaiju, looking weirded out. Kirby doesn't seem to understand why as he stands in front of everyone who got there from another dimension. But then, they all hear a song that almost sounds like Mothra's but different. Ghidorah pulls aside a bush and is horrified to see 2 identical twin women that even Kirby can carry with one hand(?). The Shobijin also look shocked. After their song is finished, Kirby allows Mothra to pick them up and talk to them. The girls introduce themselves as the Twin Nuts or Island Sisters, Big G laughing at the 'Nuts' part. The sisters say the song they just sang called their friend because they thought he and Mothra would get along great. As Big G freaks out about the new kaiju being male (he 'doesn't want the new guy to steal his girlfriend'), the monster arrives and as soon as he sees Mothra, he falls madly in love. They introduce themselves to each other, blushing. Big G pulls the new monster, Mosugaba, away and says he figured out he's in love with Mothra. Big G challenges Mosugaba to a romance contest, which he accepts. The contest has 10 sections. For section 1, listening, Mosugaba listens intently, but Big G interrupts with, "Hey, is that a woodpecker?". For section 2, gifts, Mosugaba gives Mothra chocolate and a flower, but Big G gives her wrapped Special Dark. For section 3, eye contact, Mosugaba looks her directly in the eye, but Big G misunderstands what it means by eye contact and pokes Mothra in the eyes. For section 4, dates, Mosugaba takes her to Orange Ocean, but Big G takes her to a demolition derby. For section 5, different treatment, Mosugaba flirts and calls her beautiful, but Big G shouts at her to get his Squeezins. For section 6, nervousness, Mosugaba acts really anxious and blushes bright, but Big G sticks his foot in her face and asks if it looks infected to her. For section 7, impressing her, Mosugaba launches Ghidorah probably to the other side of the planet shouting "SO LONG KING ~~BOWSER~~ GHIDORAH", but Big G says he can fart for a minute straight. For section 8, being protective, Mosugaba says he's going with her to somewhere so she doesn't get hurt, but Big G shoves a 'healing potion' down her throat, which we all know is Windex, so she dies. For section 9, jealousy, Mosugaba gives Minilla a dirty look as he talks to Mothra, but Big G squeezes whichever boy is talking to her in that panel. Finally, for section 10, personal questions, Mosugaba asks what she's been doing lately, but Big G asks why she doesn't have a butthole. After the contest, Mosugaba is holding a piece of paper, saying he explained everything to Mothra and she wrote down who won each section. Big G snatches the paper and is horrified to see that Mosugaba won all 10 sections. Mothra flies over and Big G crumples up the paper and tightly grabs her around the middle, shouting at her about how she was a traitor. He lets her go, telling himself it's just a phase. Ichi yells to him that it's not just a phase and that she actually loves Mosugaba, but Big G tells him to go home and another portal opens up, Big G saying the multiverse answered his prayers. Everyone's sucked back in, Mosugaba holding onto Mothra and the Island Sisters holding onto the Shobijin. Everyone from the dimension these comics take place in makes it home, but Mosugaba and the Twin Nuts also make it. Mothra and Mosugaba become a couple and everyone sleeps off the dimensional trip.

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