S8E07: "Cards Against Humanity Green Box"

## Beer(s)

Insane Mane Red Ale (White Lion Brewing Company)

## Navigation

**"Cards Against Humanity Green Box"** is the seventh episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on March 15, 2018. The guests were Nick Hart and Tara Ptasnik.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Insane Mane Red Ale by White Lion Brewing Company (6.50% ABV, Year-Round). Aaron comments, "It's balanced. Good job, White Lion" before going on a rant about the band White Lion.
* Matt wore a pink shirt to the show because Aaron wore a pink shirt last time and he wasn't going to let Aaron "have all the fun."
* The participants played *Cards Against Humanity* with the house rule that allows players to swap cards that they picked up from the deck.
* Midway through the show, the participants played a variation of the game in which they were handed a bunch of "fill-in-the-blank" cards to choose from to best accommodate the words on the white cards (topsy-turvy version of the game).
* The expansion packs used in this episode were the Chosen People Pack and the Geek Pack.
* Aaron creates an odd expression in which he shakes his head side to side while he opens and closes his mouth. Matt tells Aaron outright that he doesn't like the new expression. Tara names it "the goldfish." Matt likens him to "someone" from the movie *One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.*

## Songs

* "Dreams" (Fleetwood Mac), sung by Tara
	+ Lyrics (Modified): Now here I go again with Endless Ninjas.

* "The Chain" (Fleetwood Mac), sung by Matt
	+ Lyrics (Modified): Endless Ninjas. Running in the shadows."

* “Pieces de fantaisie, Op. 54 (Suite No. 3) : VI. Carillon de Westminster," sung by Aaron
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "Beer, beer, beer, beer . . ."

## Memorable Quotes

Please keep in mind, some of these quotes are in reference to *Cards Against Humanity* cards.

**Aaron**: "*Good job White Lion (Brewing Co). Too bad there's a band that sucks shit that's named after you.*"
**Tara**: "*And what was their big hit?*"
**Courtney**: "*When the Children Cry.*"
**Matt**: "*When the Children Cry. I remember that piece of shit.*"
**Aaron**: "*Oh god.*"
**Matt**: [imitates]
**Aaron**: "*It was sung by a small baby.*"
**Tara**: "*Was Tawny Kitaen in either of the videos?*"
**Aaron**: "*Oh that was Whitesnake. There's a lot of white bands. You've got Great White, White Lion, Whitesnake . . .*"

**Matt**: Let's keep these separate. For picture purposes. [Holding up some of the cards]
**Aaron**: "*For visual aids. A-Y-D-E-S.*"
**Matt**: "*Delicious chocolate flavored Aydes. Real product from the early eighties. Look it up. You can see the commercial.*"

**Nick**: *"Claiming it. Calling it. Babe Ruth."* [pointing at an location]

**Aaron**: "*If I'd had ten cards right now, I'd be winning.*"
**Matt**: "*You weren't winning when you had ten cards.*"
**Aaron**: "*That's cuz I only had nine.*"
**Matt**: [shakes his head]

**Aaron**: "*I saw a video on Twitter of a giant and enormous woman farting that sounded like Chewbacca.*"
**Nick**: "*How big? What do you mean enormous?*"
**Aaron**: "*She must have been like six hundred pounds.*"
**Nick**: "*Bedridden?*"
**Aaron**: "*No. She was standing up. Okay. Maybe not six hundred. Large. Why is it important?*"
**Nick**: "*Just trying to get a visual.*"

**Matt**: "*A good card is an investment.*"

**Tara**: "*Two word title. A Ghoul.*"
**Aaron**: "*Good movie.*"
**Tara**: "*I think we should have to say coming to a theater near you before every one.*"
**Tara**: "*Coming soon to a theater near you. Getting Pegged.*"
**Tara**: "*Which two words does this person want?*"
**Nick**: "*This card sucks.*"
**Tara**: "*Well. I'm just gonna pick the two words I like.*"
**Tara**: "*Coming soon to a theater near you. Dwarf Penis.*"
**Tara**: "*I really like just a movie called A Ghoul.*"
**Matt**: "*Yes!*"

**Nick**: "*That one sucked.*"
**Tara**: "*Now that you hear it out loud, you regret it?*"
**Matt**: "*Yeah. That one sucked.*"
**Tara**: "*Aww.*"

**Aaron**: "*Your musical titles are: The Rwandan Genocide, yay [shifts eyes to camera]; Blossoming into a Beautiful Young Woman, the Musical; A gay sorcerer that turns everyone gay, the Musical.*"

**Matt**: "*That was unfortunately our last round so count up your points.*"
**Nick**: "*I have 20 minus 16.*"
**Matt**: "*Give us your real points, four.*"
**Nick**: "*Calm down Pinks—*"