Obsessed Yandere Girlfriend Hunts You

Yandere Girlfriend takes her boyfriend on another roadtrip to avoid the police and their search for a missing family.

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It's not that I don't trust you to be in the house on your own, love. It's not, I promise! Really, it's just that I have to take this trip and if I leave you at home alone you will starve. Mmm-hmm. I know I have been really insistent on you never leaving the house and never seeing or talking to anybody else ever, but unfortunately I have to break my own rules just this once.

Yes, I'm like Natalie Portman in Black Swan when she finally learns how to do both dances! Hmm? well, it's simple really. You're going to stay in the car and I will leave and get us things as and when we need them. You're just going to be passenger royalty, all safe and comfortable here. Doesn't that sound lovely?

It only makes sense the love of my life should live comfortably and happily. You're comfortable, right? Good. Would you like the radio on, my love? No? Okay. The trip? Oh, it's nothing too exciting. Just routine. Isn't it nice to get out of the house? I just love a good road trip every once in a while.

You know, ever since that family that used to live in our house went missing... weird, by the way. So weird. Uh, sometimes the authorities just do a little wander by the grounds, trespassing on my property really. I would rather not be in the way of them checking the neighborhood to find that still, after several months, that family is not home, and I doubt they ever will be.

I mean, especially because of all the home Decorating we've been doing. I'm sure they would hardly recognize the place. I don't know where they went, my angel, my sweetheart. I didn't evacuate them myself. Can you imagine though? They would look through the window and think "My goodness, that fabulously green kitchen! This can't be our home, it must be Dakota Johnson's!" Get it? Like Architectural Digest? Never mind.

Either way, it's safer for the both of us to be out of the way this weekend. Yes, my love. What if there was a lady police officer and she saw you and immediately fell in love with you on the spot has anyone rightly would? I would obviously have to do something about that and it would be a big mess and a big fuss, and really it's just better that no one ever lays eyes on you.

I won't have a repeat performance of last month. You are too lovely and too special for this world, and that is why everyone has to stare at you, and think things about you, and try and come and talk to you when they can clearly see we're together. It's so disrespectful to our relationship, and I just won't have other women try and take you away from me!

That, and you could say I have a history with uh, cars... and Fire. No, I still didn't get my driver's license. I just don't need it. Plus, I don't even remember which fake name I'm using at this point. Anyway, we're going to have such a good time, my love, my angel. We're going to do all the road trip things!

We can stop for popcorn somewhere. That's a road trip thing, right? And if you're really lucky, I will even consider sneaking you into a late night movie somewhere! Wouldn't that be nice? Only the best for you, sweetheart, my most perfect angel in the world.

And don't get any ideas. Just because I'm breaking the rules doesn't mean you're allowed to misbehave. There will be consequences if you do so. {humming} Oh, shit. What are they doing all the way out here? We're going to take a different route, just hold on. No questions right now baby, I have to focus on driving, okay? I don't even know what some of these buttons do!

Oh, Jesus. I- I don't know, sweetheart. They must be looking for that family all the way out here. I don't think this car has four-wheel drive, so... I will have to see if I can get it out of these woods on its own, or if I need to pick up a new one. They've probably driven past us by now. I will go and check.

We wouldn't want to interfere with their incredibly important work or whatever. My darling, you're going to wait here, okay? You're going to stay in the car. You're not going anywhere, all right? Understood Tell me that you understand. Say it. You are the most perfect person in the whole world, my love! I won't be long, okay?

Oh, for fucks sake. My love? This isn't funny. You just told me you wouldn't leave the car. Why did you lie to me, darling? That's not a healthy thing to do. You don't realize how awful it is to lie to someone you love. That's why you need me to take care of you, so you don't make these hurtful mistakes.

If I left you at home you would have starved, and if I leave you here you'll do the same. Time to come out now. Let's get you back in the car and get some popcorn, okay? If you get back in now, I won't be angry. I promise. Really, love? You want to do it like this? Is this how it's going to be, again?

Oh, wow. I suppose I really need to drum this lesson into you again, then. What a shame. We could have been halfway to a cinema by now. What a shame you decided to spoil things after how generous I've been today. I know you're here. I know you can hear me. Come out now. Save yourself the bruises, hmm?

Just because we're not at home doesn't mean you won't be punished. Come here, darling. You'll become unwell if you stay out here all night. Then what will you do with no one to care for you? You depend on me so much, and I will always gladly take care of you to the best of my ability. Come here. Come and get in the car.

You're really testing my last nerve today. Now is really not the time for hide-and-seek, but you knew that, didn't you baby? You did this on purpose just to hurt me. How cruel. Is it because you're jealous, my love? Because you know I only have eyes for you! You're the love of my life! Or is it because I didn't give you enough attention today? Because I can give you more!

I was just so focused on driving and getting us somewhere comfortable safely. It's a very mean thing to do, to run away from me when all I want to do is keep you safe and take care of you. It's really mean to run away from the woman who loves you.

There you are! Was that fun, my angel? Did you get it out of your system? I really hope you did, because you won't have the chance to do something like that again for the rest of the entire trip. No. You're not getting back in your seat, idiot. You're getting in the trunk! You'll be staying in there for a while. It really gives you time to have a think about what you've done today. {singing}