Bonus Content: Rattlin' Bogs

A traditional Irish song

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## Preamble

**Fiti:** [Slams a glass down] Right you feckers!

**Celestia:** [Suprised] Ah, what?

**Fiti:** So I'm gonna teach you a classic Gnomish drinking song. We're going t' start out slow, we're going t' get get faster, we're going t' keep adding things on, you've got remember them and if... At the end of every verse, you've got to drink and if you fuck up, you drain your glass and we'll all carry on without you because you're a failure.

**Scamp:** Well, that seems a little bit... harsh.

**Fiti:** That's the way that drinking songs go.

**Celestia:** So the idea is that we're all fucked by the end?

**Fiti:** That's also the purpose of all drinking songs.

**Celestia:** [Speaking over Fiti] I'm in, let's go!

**Fiti:** Alright, so, I'll get you started off.

## Lyrics

Ho, ro, the rattlin’ bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin’ bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Well in that bog there was a hole

A rare hole, a rattlin' hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

And on that hole there was a tree

A rare tree, a rattlin' tree

And the tree in the hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

And on that tree there was a branch

A rare branch, a rattlin' branch

And the branch on the tree

And the tree in the hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Well on that branch there was a twig

A rare twig, a rattlin' twig

And the twig on the branch

And the branch on the tree

And the tree in the hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

And on that twig there was a nest

A rare nest, a rattlin' nest

And the nest on the twig

And the twig on the branch

And the branch on the tree

And the tree in the hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

And in that nest there was an egg

A rare egg, a rattlin' egg

And the egg in the nest

And the nest on the twig

And the twig on the branch

And the branch on the tree

And the tree in the hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

And in that egg there was a chick

A rare chick, a rattlin' chick

And the chick in the egg

And the egg in the nest

And the nest on the twig

And the twig on the branch

And the branch on the tree

And the tree in the hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

And on that chick there was a feather

A rare feather, a rattlin' feather

And the feather on the chick

And the chick in the egg

And the egg in the nest

And the nest on the twig

And the twig on the branch

And the branch on the tree

And the tree in the hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

And on that feather there was a flea

A rare flea, a rattlin' flea

And the flea on the feather

And the feather on the chick

And the chick in the egg

And the egg in the nest

And the nest on the twig

And the twig on the branch

And the branch on the tree

And the tree in the hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

And on that flea there were some legs

Some rare legs, some rattlin' legs

And the legs on the flea

And the flea on the feather

And the feather on the chick

And the chick in the egg

And the egg in the nest

And the nest on the twig

And the twig on the branch

And the branch on the tree

And the tree in the hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

And on those legs there were some shoes

Some rare shoes, some rattlin' shoes

And the shoes on the legs

And the legs on the flea

And the flea on the feather

And the feather on the chick

And the chick in the egg

And the egg in the nest

And the nest on the twig

And the twig on the branch

And the branch on the tree

And the tree in the hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

And on those shoes there were some heels

Some rare heels, some rattlin' heels

And the heels on the shoes

And the shoes on the legs

And the legs on the flea

And the flea on the feather

And the feather on the chick

And the chick in the egg

And the egg in the nest

And the nest on the twig

And the twig on the branch

And the branch on the tree

And the tree in the hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley-o

And on that heel there was a nail

A rare nail, a rattlin' nail

And the nail on the heel

And the heels on the shoes

And the shoes on the legs

And the legs on the flea

And the flea on the feather

And the feather on the chick

And the chick in the egg

And the egg in the nest

And the nest on the twig

And the twig on the branch

And the branch on the tree

And the tree in the hole

And the hole in the bog

And the bog down in the valley-o

## Epilogue

**All:** [Cheer]

**Scamp:** And now you drink.

**Celestia:** I've drunk so much, I'm nearly blind.

**Scamp:** You drink again, again!

**Celestia:** I'm going to fall over.

**Fiti:** Alright.

**Corzin:** I could wipe the floor with the lot of ya.

**Fiti:** I'm going to teach you a song about a hedgehog now.

**Celestia:** I'm going to go and be sick, goodbye!