House Party

House Party is a FWOB series starring Dillon and Jacob, Don also makes an appearance. It started on January 3, 2018 making it the first series started on the channel in 2018. The series ended on January 11, 2018 with 9 episodes overall. It is the 60th series on the channel overall.

Don't read this page.

## PLOT!

**Chapter I: FELLAS?**

Dillon and Jacob (fused together) attend a house party being thrown by some chick named Madison. The objective: have the sex with a girl. The first thing they do is compare their height with a Katherine and then they talk to Madison. Being as smooth as they are Jillob (The Dillon & Jacob fusion) open with the amazing line "I think I'd like to get to know you a little better." Madison thinks they're sweet, nice. Also note that they had never met Madison prior to the party, just goes to show how suave this FWOB duo truly is.

After charming it up with Madison, Jillob moves over to find Stephanie who is dancing by the fire place. The game describes her as a spaz but also cute. They talk to her and the second she opens her mouth everyone could tell that Stephanie...was basic. Stephanie says that she loves the song at which Jacob comments as being the famous track "Royalty Free Loop #4" They leave and Dillon proceeds to mock her.

After passing by a battery powered microwave Jillob decides to chat it up with Katherine. Dillon tries to tell a story from college about how people who say "like" all the time are stupid however, he is interrupted by Jacob who notices that Katherine is on her phone. Jillob makes an attempt at charming her, this time things don't go as smoothly. They comment on how her glasses make her look smart. Katherine misinterprets this as them saying she'd be dumb without them. This immediately gets Jillob on Katherine's shit list, dang. Jillob tries to defuse the situation by asking Katherine if she wants a drink, wrong move bucko. She is able to see right through them and only gets angrier because of it. They are once again shot down. They talk to her more and she lectures them on how they're a typical man or whatever, she's real annoying. Dillon is confused why she is at the party and Jacob doesn't know what they did wrong. Jillob proceeds to ask her what she thinks of Stephanie causing Katherine to immediately be disgusted and saying "I can't fucking stand her. She's so fucking stupid" she then goes on to add that Stephanie is on par with Jillob and that they have a better chance with Stephanie than her, what a bitch. Jillob then says "Ouch. Right in the feels" This will not stop Jillob however because nothing can stop Jillob.

They try again. Opening with some stupid college philosophy line. It works seeing as Katherine starts to show some interest in Jillob, probably cause he's deep. Dillon points out that she is most definitely a Reddit user. Jacob figures out that the way to Katherine's heart is by saying some, as he says "Real pretentious shit" Next the duo asks why she is on her phone. She tells them that she is waiting for her boyfriend and that he's a dick. This moves Jillob into acquaintance territory with Katherine. They say that her boyfriend isn't being cool or something. She thinks they're sweet. Jillob brags like a dumbass.

Once again they ask Katherine if she wants a drink. In a shocking turn of events Katherine accepts Jillob's drink offer. Jillob does a wave dash. They go to the garage to get a drink from the beer pong game where they stumble upon Madison walking into the garage door like an idiot. They try to take a drink to Katherine but Madison slaps it out of their hand for some unknown reason. Oddly enough, this peaks the interest of our heroes as they proceed to make an inappropriate gesture to Madison before starting a conversation with her. They tell her that Stephanie wants to change the song. Madison reluctantly leaves to do that. They pick up another cup.

They do some stuff that Dillon thinks will get that demonetized. They run into Patrick who is totally shcwasted. He asks them to get him some aspirin for his headache. Neither of them seem to care though as they probably can't have the sex with the fellas if you know what I mean. They fumble around at the drink table and even screw with the pizza before asking Katherine what she likes to drink.

They ask Katherine what she likes to drink. She being the intellectual that she is, says that she won't have any of that beer and wine "crap" and would take a shot of rum instead. Dillon being fed up with her pretentious attitude suggest they pee in a cup and give it to her since she won't be able to tell the difference. Although it would be funny Jacob decides not to. They head upstairs to see if they can walk in on anyone performing the act of the sex.

Jillob fools around upstairs hoping to find drugs but instead finds Rachael. They ask her what her sign is until they see the breasts of another female pass by. They drop Rachael in favor of Ashley, Madison's sister. Jillob calls her hot. She digs it (THE MAN IS BACK!) One thing weird about Ashley is that she seems to have the ability to talk through her back seeing as she does not face them when she speaks. They say some dumb line AND SHE DOES NOT LIKE IT. They ask her about the beef she has with her sister in which she replies with a drawn out speech about how Madison pranks her. She just goes on and on (Kind of like me!) They leave.

As Jillob explores the upstairs some more they stumble upon Brittney who is watchin porn. Dillon points out that she has saggy breasts, that is -not- gentlemen speak. They do some wacky stuff with a pen. They talk to her and she complains about her problems. They do whatever is necessary to impress her being the Ladies men they are.

Back in the kitchen Jillob fiddles around in the fridge in search of a drink for Katherine. They go back to the alcohol table where they get some alcohol. OH NO! Jillob is caught by Frank who says that they're dead, figuratively or literally depending on how you interpret it I guess. Frank has a mini stroke before getting up to brawl with Jillob. Jillob tries to caress Frank's gorgeous face to which he responds with a mean right hook to Jillob's temple. They die almost immediately causing a game over.

**Chapter II: Deja Vu**

Jillob is reborn like a phoenix, in other words Dillon & Jacob are given another shot. THIS TIME, they ask Madison where the bathroom is upon meeting her. She tells her she left her phone in it or something, so now it's up to Dillon & Jacob to find it. This act creates a separate timeline in the house party canon. They head upstairs to find the bathroom, instead they find some lame-o room that only has a rocking chair in it, how lame. But it's okay cause they find the bathroom. Inside the bathroom they fiddle around with the trashcan. The ruckus causes a concerned guest to ask Jillob "ARE YOU BEATING OFF IN THEIR" to which Jillob replies with a nervous "Yes."

After having no luck in the bathroom they decide to search the bathroom in the master bedroom. The duo are able to find Madison's phone. Instead of returning the phone immediately like proper gentlemen they instead decide to converse with Brittney. They chat it up for like a second and leave. Jillob tries to leave the party but Madison locked everyone in the house, so yeah.

They return give Madison her phone back and she claps like an idiot. They talk to Patrick and then quickly stop talking to him. They talk to Katherine. This time they use the pro strats they learned from their previous life to quickly find their way to Katherine's heart. NOW THEY'VE GOT TO GET HER SOME RUM (like last time) They go to the alcohol table. This time they try to cozy up to Frank to make sure he doesn't kill them again. Frank has an over-inflated sense of justice. Frank reminds Dillon of the Clue Brothers from South Park.

Jillob being the smooth talker that he is, is able to get Frank to reveal his crush on Katherine. As they try to find another way to get some alcohol Frank starts to nut. Jillob asks Madison about Frank. She tells them that she doesn't even know who invited them and he's preventing the party from gettin' started if you know what I mean. They then inform Madison that Patrick is stuffing her stuff down his pants, it's unknown whether or not this is true. Madison gets mad and goes to teach Patrick a lesson. She confronts him in the kitchen and without any words being spoken Patrick exits out to the backyard.

Jillob talks to Ashley. They get her to talk about her Madison problems again. They then talk to Stephanie when Dillon has an epiphany. What if they try and have the sex with every girl? Jacob seems to agree that this would be a good idea.

Jillob accidentally angers Stephanie but quickly rebounds back to not having her mad. After talking some more they learn that Madison and Stephanie are very close friends or something. They leave.

Jillob finds Rachael sitting in the backyard. They ask her how she knows Madison. She responds with some boring girl drama BUT THEN she starts to get suspicious of Jillob's relation to Madison. Luckily Jillob is able to quickly defuse the situation by using the ancient 4th wall break technique that only level 90 comedians can use. They ask Rachael for her number, she doesn't like that. Dillon says this is unrealistic and Jacob informs the "beta nerds" that confidence is sexy. Rachael complains about her problems, Frank stole her thermos or something. Dillon tells a story over her about how got a girl's number within 25 seconds of meeting and he ended up "fugging" her. As PewDiePie would say...

Jillob confronts Frank about the thermos. Frank says that even if there's a 1% chance that someone has alcohol then he has to treat it as an absolute certainty. Jillob asks him if he can just check if there's alcohol in the thermos but Frank reveals that the stench of alcohol makes him sick. Jillob offers to test it but Frank refuses saying that they'll have to prove themselves to him before they can acquire his trust.

Dillon tells the story about his first house party. Watch the episode if you wanna hear it. Thinking about it now, why would you read this overly long and boring summary when you can watch the episode for yourself. It's just a thought. Jillob did some stuff but I don't think anyone was paying attention cause Dillon was telling an epic story. Jacob reveals that he once had a mirror above his bed.

After some pointless talking, the boys talk to Madison where she tells them that she wants them to prank her sister. The plan is to get Ashley's clothes dirty so she'll take them off where she'll then have to parade around the house naked. That was the gist of the plan at least, Madison just talks a bunch and I felt like sparing the details, just this once. OH SHIT! Ashley was right there listening to them the whole time! She is pissed. They lose the ability to fug Ashley in this timeline as she has given them the cold shoulder, at least that's what it looks like right now but maybe they can salvage the run.

Jillob has become distraught as the ability to fug every girl has been lost. Jillob in a fit of rage changes the thermostat in the house to 80 degrees, Celsius or Fahrenheit depending on where you're from. They find Rachael upstairs. They ask for her number again at which she tells them that they are still in fact, not friends. They leave to talk to Brittney. Somehow their conversation turns into Jillob finding a "breast diversion" for Brittney.

They find Ashley and Madison sharing a telepathic conversation. At this point, Jacob thinks they should reset the timeline but Dillon convinces him to power through. Jillob talks to Frank about Katherine. Frank asks Jillob to get a topless pic of Katherine for him. LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. They tell Katherine what Frankie wants. She is totes not happy.

Jillob tells Frank that Patrick got ahold of some booze. Frank gets up to teach Patrick a lesson. Now it's Jillob's chance to steal some alcohol. Unluckily for Jillob Patrick walks right by him which allows Frank to see what Jillob is trying to do. Here we go again :(. Jillob tries to run from Frank but Frank is far to cunning and quick. Jillob is caught by Frank in the backyard where he murders them once again. It's not all bad though cause now they know how to fug Madison in the next timeline.

**Chapter III: HAHA BOOBS!!!**

Jillob reborn once again comes back to the house party. This time using their knowledge from the previous timelines Dillon & Jacob are able to pilot their way to Madison's heart. Basically, they retread the same ground they did with a couple characters. They do that with Katherine after deciding to give her Madison's phone so they can get Frank that picture from the previous episode. It's all fast and hard to follow, kind of.

Turns out Katherine is fine with Jillob taking a topless pic of her as long as there's no one around, sweet. They talk to Madison. Jacob wants to give her the phone, Dillon doesn't :0. Jillob casts a save spell securing their spot on this timeline before doing anything that they might regret. They get nowhere with Madison. Jillob runs into Ashley by the stairs.

Jillob master of cool says the greatest line in the history of dating, this line separates the boys from the gentlemen and only someone as Sauvé as Jillob can pull off such a line. Take notes fellas because this will guarantee you the puss puss. For those who are curious, Jillob said "I saw Frank checking out your ass. Oh wait, that was me." Ashley finds them very funny. What did I tell ya? The ladies find it irresistible. The FWOB boys are not surprised in the slightest to see that this line works but when you think about it, who would be? Ashley talks about her problems again, BORING.

Jillob talks to Madison. They give her the phone and ask for a reward and blah blah, they're gonna prank Ashley again. Hey I have a challenge for you, try and find a time whenever the FWOB boys find Ashley and Dillon doesn't say "titsu" cause I bet you can't. They talkin' to Ashley. OH NO! She got beer spilled on her by...Madison! Jillob needs to find a way to dry her off but not without telling Ashley that she's still adorable first, WHAT A FUCKING KING! They look for a dryer. They find a dryer.

Jillob pulls Ashley's top off in the middle of the kitchen. She does not like this. Jacob didn't mean to, so it's okay. Ashley storms into the bathroom, Jillob gets there first. In the bathroom, Ashley is possessed by Madison who tells Jillob that she thinks it was so epic that they untied Ashley's top. Ashley runs to the backyard, her top is back on. They talk to Ashley in the backyard. She seems to have no recollection of what just transpired, nice.

They talk to Madison, she also seems to have no recollection of the titsu event. So they decide to pull of Ashley's top AGAIN hoping Madison will notice. BOOM! They do it again. This time Ashley hates them, maybe they'll fug her in another timeline I suppose. Ashley get's her top on before they can talk to Madison, BETTER DO IT AGAIN. They do it again, this time with Madison in the area, still no luck though as Madison doesn't seem to think anything is happening, wow. The FWOB boys are pissed. They cast another save spell and ask Madison if she'll blow them, she does not like that. The revert to the save point.

They ask Madison to tell them the plan again. AAW SHIT! Ashley overheard them (again!) Now they're back to where they were in the previous episode, dang. They reset the timeline. BLOOWOODALOOBALOO.

It's a new day, but it's all the same. Jillob reenters the house party. They do the same stuff with Madison that we've already seen a hundred times before, the interesting thing that happens is Jacob accidentally shows their computer's wallpaper but it is blacked out and left as a mystery for only the truest of FWOB heads to solve. They get to the prank part but Ashley is in the area so they try to cozy up to her to see if she'll move. They cast a save spell and Ashley leaves to the backyard. Let the plan commence!

They cozy up to Ashley, but it's for the plan teehee. They get Ashley a towel and ask if it's okay if they wash her clothes. She needs to really trust them first. Now Jillob has to steal Madison's diary for Ashley. SAVE SPELL!

The boys search Madison's room (BUT REMEMBER CURRENTLY THEY ARE JUST ONE BOY, AND THAT BOY IS JILLOB.) They find a safe in her closet, how quaint. They take a camera. They find a Gastronomy book, Dillon doesn't know what that is so he uses Google. While that's happening Jillob lays on the bed like how Burt Reynolds laid on that rug in that one picture. Jillob is a sexy beast. HERES THE DEFINITION FOR GASTRONOMY POORLY COPIED AND PASTED TO THIS WIKI:

**gas·tron·o·my**

ɡaˈstränəmē/

*noun*

noun: **gastronomy**

1. the practice or art of choosing, cooking, and eating good food.
	* the cooking of a particular area.

Now that that's over we can get back to Jillob's escapades. Jillob has trouble leaving the room. Dillon suggests they try talking to more people. They look around some more, no luck. They fumble around some more, Dillon is mad that these girls are acting like they 13. Jillob finds painkillers (Does it really matter where?) Don't forget to watch the Friends Without Benefits FireRed play through to hear Jacob's opium story.

Jillob wants to know how to kill Frank. They try to give him some painkillers. They then have a genius moment. They're gonna try and use the camera to take that topless pic of Katherine from the episodes prior. They speedrun the Katherine plotline. LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. Turns out Katherine doesn't want the camera, or maybe doesn't want to be topless in front of everyone, you be the judge I don't care. They try to give Frank the camera, he calls them photography nerds or something. Progress has been made with Katherine EPISODE OVER!

**Chapter IV: Beat Off Game**

Our story starts with Frank. We are no longer at Frank. Jillob back at it tryin' to fug some hoes if you know what I'm sayin', can I get an amen FELLAS? They gonna talk it up with Stephanie, although Jacob is rather reluctant. It was at this moment that Don decided to pop into the recording room or wherever they are. This adds to the fusion making Jillob become Jilnodob! Oh yeah, they forgot to do the intro, or maybe it was the second time. I don't know and I won't check.

Dillon & Jacob try to get Don up to speed about the previous timelines and their end goal of fugging Madison. While this is happening Don seems to take a liking to Rachael.

Now before we go any further I'm gonna get real with y'all. I, the narrator of this page, would just like to say that all of this summarizing is really taking away from my enjoyment of what seems like a damn good FWOB series. The worst part of this is I doubt anyone reading this will get this far and they definitely won't appreciate it because my writing, isn't the best (Run-on sentences and that jazz) and at the end of the day, all of this can be summed up by watching the episodes, so there's no point in reading a watered down version. I started this as a joke cause I thought it would be funny but at this point, it really isn't, believe it or not, I put way more effort than I should into this. I may sound sad but I'm not. How was your day?

The OG House Party FWOB boys show Don the saggy tits lady. To their surprise, they find Ashley and Madison in the same room. Don is quickly acquainted with the characters. Don doesn't know what is happening, as this happens Jillnodob casts a save spell and then takes Ashley's top off. Don is in shock. He then calls Madison a bitch after he sees that she finds the whole situation funny. They revert back to the save point.

Jacob starts to give Don the run down about Ashley and Madison's beef, did I already say that? I feel like I did, oh well. Jacob also explains *le epic prank.* Don is horrified, and rightfully so, these people are terrible. Dillon spouts his famous catchphrase "How many of y'all like sexual harassment?" Then Jacob (like an idiot) accidentally unties Ashley's top again. It's at this point that Don puts all the puzzle pieces together and says "This is a beat off game" (HeY iT's ThE tItLe) Jacob gets really excited to show Don Frank, Don is equally exciting going as far as to ask if they can fuck Frank.

They explain to Don what it is that the Frank does, he seems a little disappointed. They then show him what happens when Frank catches them with some alcohol. Jillnodob is murdered by Frank, this time in the name of science! The go back to a save point and Don thinks Frank sucks, he is right. They talk to Stephanie. SHE WANTS WHIP-ITS. They look in the pantry for some whip, the only reason this is worth bringing up is because Madison's pantry has like 2 things in it. Jillnodob raids the fridge taking out many of its contents most notably, a salami. Don sees Jillnodob's hand, he does not like Jillnodob's hand, it seems no one likes his hand. In the kitchen, they get the bathroom skeleton key and a spoon. Jillnodob attempts to put the ladder in a microwave and an outlet but is unsuccessful. It is at this point that they see Stephanie dancing, it looks like she's having a seizure or something.

Don wants to drug her. Well I mean no, he more wants to offer Stephanie painkillers because she will have more fun with that than the whip-its.

Jillnodob asks so eloquently "What the fuck is a 'whip-it'?" to which Stephanie replies with what is probably the dictionary definition of the term. Turns out Stephanie is really fucking dumb except with drugs, she really likes those. But let me ask you this, does her immense interest in drugs still make her dumb, just something to think about. Don thinks she is dumb because she says she is serious about doing drugs and yet she only wants to do whip-its. shenanigans ensue. The boys pick up a mysterious key SPOOKY!

They talk to Rachael. They save-scum their way to her heart, that's the short at least and by heart I mean not that close yet. Also, they call Frank a dick and he does not take a liking to that, luckily Jillnodob can time travel, so whatever. They gotsta get Rachael's thermos from Frank. Don gets more of the deets on the Frank man. Don thinks Frank is an asshole. Don wants to kill Frank with the painkillers so they can drink.

They do stuff with Katherine. Then they try and five Frank stuff, he does not want their stuff. They talk to Patrick but don't really listen. They do find out though that he wants the painkillers, Don says that will make him overdose and they should give them to him. They give him the painkillers. Now they're "brahs for life" Patrick says he'll do anything to help Jillnodob. Don wants to know if they can suck his dick. Patrick lends them his phone per Jillnodob's request. There's a Jersey Shore reference. I may have gotten the facts wrong, I guess Patrick is missing his phone, so they're doing that now I guess. They ask around to see if anyone knows where it is. They go up to Frank and tell him that Patrick is wasted. FRANK MAD. Frank hunts down Patrick leaving his post at the alcohol table. Now is Jillnodob's chance to get some booze. Jillnodob strategically casts a save spell before moving any further.

Turns out Jillnodob is a pussy and still won't take the beer while Frank isn't around. They Skyrim grab the rum (note: they don't actually add it to their inventory so they can't use it) and try to give it Katherine it doesn't work. Jillnodob fumbles around with the rum trying to put it back. While that happens Dillon says "neighbor" it is very funny. Don thinks this will probably require the most censoring of any FWOB series and he is probably right. Moving on from whatever just happened. The boys approach saggy titsu girl. She tells them about her problems AGAIN. They ask for the whereabouts of Patrick's phone. According to her, Patrick is mentally challenged... lore I guess! Also, she has his phone. They alert Patrick of his phone's location, he limps over to get it. While this happens Frank takes a sniff of Jillnodob's breath to make sure he hasn't had any alcohol.

Turns out Brittney is responsible or something and they need to sober up Patrick before he can get his phone. IT'S ONE DAMN THING AFTER ANOTHER WITH THESE PEOPLE! >:( >:( >:( . To sober the boy up they first need to take the wine from him which is in his pants I guess. Upon further inspection, the FWOB gang finds out nobody likes Patrick, as a matter of fact, everyone hates him. They figure the only way to sober up Patrick is to have Frank beat the drunk out of him, so they go to Frank. They need to wait for Patrick to be in Frank's general area first. They decide to talk to Stephanie, they ask her about Katherine. Stephanie thinks Katherine is super cool and smart, kay.

Jillnodob hangs in the backyard where Madison and Ashley happen to be. It is revealed here that Stephanie has chlamydia. They tell Madison that Patrick is stuffing things down his pants again. Madison walks like an old lady to him. When she gets to him she starts dancing. what is happening you ask? At this point, I don't think anyone knows or cares for that matter. Eventually, Madison and Patrick start to argue. Stephanie is still dumb.

**Chapter V: The Titty Episode**

Stephanie is still dancing.

Dillon wants to look up a guide however, mean ol' Mr. Jacob does not want to. They fool around a lot. Look I'm gonna try and cut the fat from this and make sure I only get the important story beats so this doesn't take as long. Don says they absolutely need chocolate syrup for sex later (CUTTING THE FAT!) The game is hard, like Dillon, Don, and Jacob apparently. Jillnodob tries to put a salami on a laptop, BUT HE CAN'T DO IT!!! MEANWHILE IRL: Cade left the office, according to Jacob he has been a "Little bitch boy" as of late (Late referring to whenever this was recorded, I'm pretty sure it was in the beginning half of 2017 but I could be wrong.) The game hates the Mac laptop.

THIS IS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT HOLY SHIT! After searching through some closets the boys finally struck gold. By gold I mean they found booze! (Chardonnay to be exact) THIS CALLS FOR A SAVE SPELL! AM I RIGHT FELLOW READERS!!! Haha...no one is reading this. They learn that you can give Frank the booze and you get nothing for it, also Katherine doesn't like it. Patrick will also chug it if you give it to him. They show Don the room (yeas, that room) The boys start to conspire against Frank by planning on locking him in the Bathroom until he dies.

Don begins to explain a bit of Frank's tragic backstory. You see, Frank was a scrawny young lad who during his high school days attended many house parties. He was not there to drink nor get lucky, he was there to bring people to church service. Frank got beat up for that. One day Frank discovered the gym which lead him to become the beefcake he is today. Now Frank is getting revenge on those who bullied him by being the biggest buzzkill at all the house parties. A good antagonist must always be sympathetic.

They lock Frank out of the house. Jillnodob is still too much of a pussy to steal some beer. The give up on the chardonnay and give it to Frank to build his trust. Jillnodob starts to contemplate quitting to just go jack off in the hot tub. But alas, that is for another day. Now Jillnodob has got to find Madison's diary.

They give Patrick a little dick rub. They have to give Patrick some coffee to sober him up and they won't get to there by putting the coffee in the thermos cause that's dumb. Now Jillnodob is also looking for a cup. The boys realize that the diary might be in that safe from earlier, they still can't open it though. They find a USB stick, the USB stick does not work with the laptop. Same goes for an SD card they find. While fooling around with the items, Jillnodob manages to put the SD card in the camera and what do you know it can take pictures now. Also important bit of information, the FWOB boys found out there is an inventory menu, now they might be able to do stuff!

THEY CAN TAKE PICTURES NOW!

SAVE SPELL CAUSE SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN. They decide to get Madison photographic proof for the prank. They untie Ashley's top and try to snap a pic of it. Little did they know that Ashley is a level 37 witch who used a teleport spell to get to the bathroom avoiding any embarrassment. Unluckily for her, Jillnodob is also trained in the ways of Magic as he uses his save spell to go back to the last point. Jillnodob smartens up and locks all the bathroom doors before trying any funny business if you know what I'm sayin'? They untie her top again and they also try to take a picture again, turns out Ashley is actually like level 78 or something cause she teleported again and avoided the picture. They find Ashley in her room with her top on, also Madison is there. They untie the top again and try to get a pic, this time the top is tied back on while the picture is taken. I might have to call it, a level 100 witch is at the house party. I mean they do have a topless pic though so maybe not. Basically, Ashley has the ability to put her top back on when no one is looking. No one knows what to do and they ain't finna use a guide. Jillnodob won't even get in the hot tub, this all sucks. Dillon starts to have a breakdown. Don looks up a guide, what a cheater.

THIS WAS A FILLER EPISODE!

**Chapter VI: EPIC PRANK**

FUN FACT: The episode is titled "Episode 6" but the thumbnail instead says 69.

Jillnodob gets a pencil, it is very epic. Then they get some paper. THEY'RE USING A GUIDE NOW, WOW. Jillnodob being the clever devil he is, puts the paper over a book in the master bedroom where he then proceeds to rub the pencil on it revealing the code to the safe. This may seem like luck but that's just because you (the reader) do not have a high enough IQ to understand Jillnodob's methods (Is that joke still funny?) Dillon is taken aback by Jillnodob's genius, so I guess that part was more the Don and Jacob fusion of Jacon and less of Jillnodob. They open the safe and find Madison's diary. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOY! Turns out Don exited the fusion that whole time to take a piss, so it was Jillob back there and that stroke of genius was just Jacob apparently.

Now the boys are looking for soda. They find the soda and pour eye drops in it, oh yeah, they got eye drops. Jacob/Jillob/whatever the fuck I'm doing, is one crafty boy. Jillob confronts Ashley in the garage and gives her the diary, it is revealed here that Madison's phone password is 1337, like that one thing. Now Ashley trusts them, big mistake babe. Jillob asks if he can dry her clothes, she agrees to his offer. Y'all know what's about to go down.

>
>
>

>
>
>

uwu

Ashley has a VERY difficult time finding a private place to change. This irritates both Dillon and Jacob. Don comes back, Jillnodob is reformed. They deleted all the previous saves to start a new one and they may have locked Ashley onto the stairs or something, and that's bad. Don is caught up to speed. Ashley likes the stairs a lot. Not even Madison is capable of penetrating the Ashley wall. Jillnodob squeezes Ashley's face for funzies. Dillon says "I'm gonna blow my brains out!" yep. They have to reset the timeline.

They speed run through the Madison plot, that's what happens.

They get to where they were before fucking up. Rachael won't leave them alone, Dillon wants to give her the painkillers. They get Ashley to give them her clothes. They put her clothes in the washer. Ashley is thirsty, so they give her the soda, eh. The soda gives Ashley Parkinson's. They send Madison after Ashley. Rachael is there to stop their dreams or something by blocking Madison. Don wants to take a shower, a cold one. Madison finds Ashley, who says she needs the bathroom. No one feels good about this other than Jillnodob who is a fictitious character and not the people playing the game, the real people feel bad. Jillnodob locked all the bathroom doors, Ashley has to run downstairs. Patrick spots her also the censoring doesn't really work at this part...Fellas? :(

Believe it or not, Ashley hates them now. Madison seems pleased. NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE BOYS TO GET A BLOW JOB! (what am I doing with my life)

Jacob has to comically yell at Patrick to leave the master bedroom as Madison makes her way upstairs. Now they're alone. Madison says that what they did was epic and she'll suck them dry. SCORE!

Ashley gets on her knees and...sits in front of them. EPIC! Actually no, not epic. Jillnodob is getting a blow job apparently. Jillnodob is trapped in his own body while this is all happening bee tee dubs. Ashley keeps doing the "Thot squat" Then Jacob in a fit of rage finds the "penis button" NOW THEY'RE ACTUALLY GETTING A BLOW JOB! There is an orgasm meter (OR MEATER AM I RIGHT?) and that's silly :P. Don goes to take a piss. Dillon makes the choking sound louder as per Jacob's request. Also, the censoring messes up again but this time it's a dick so...fellas??? #NOHOMO (This summary was a mistake) Don takes a picture. Jillnodob cooms.

Madison leaves the room and Jillnodob has his erect penis just chillin' out of his pants so yeah. Jillnodob proceeds to run around with his thing out. We learn that Patrick is smaller. None of the girls like it other than Stephanie. Frank is not a fan, this does not stop Jillnolob from flaunting his thang in front of him. At this point, I should stop writing this but there's more episodes so whatever. Jillnodob is still resting.

**Chapter VII: Look at This Photograph**

Don leaves as Jillnodob no longer has his dick out. So now it's Jillob back at his old antics! Jillob asks Madison for another blowjob, she would be okay with it if they weren't in public. Ashley seems to be fine being topless at this point. Jillob acquiring a conscience decides to unlock the bathroom door and return Ashley her clothes. Jillob asks Madison for another blowjob in the upstairs hallway, she accepts and everyone is surprised. Dillon seems to object to this odd turn of events. Don shows up with a "Hell yeah!" Turns out Madison (WHILE ON HER KNEES MIND YOU) doesn't want to give them a blowjob because there's people around. Jillob is trapped.

Jillob time travels back to the start of this episode. He picks up Ashley's clothes and puts em' in the dryer. The boys then set course for their next epic conquest, Katherine! WHile waiting at the dryer Dillon and Jacob reflect on what had just transpired in the previous episode, then they get bored and leave.

They do the stuff they've done with Katherine at least 5 times or so. They're doing her plot now. Jillob goes upstairs to pick up the chardonnay, SD card, and camera. They also unlock all the bathroom doors, cause they're nice. Jillob retrieves Ashley's clothes, instead of giving them to Ashley they give her the bathroom skeleton key on one condition of course, she has to give Jillob her panties and be naked for the rest of the party! Yay? Jillob is quite the anti-hero. NOW ASHLEY'S WHOLE BODY IS BASICALLY CENSORED! Ashley goes to the bathroom and Jillob gives her the clothes back, she still hates them. Like I said, ANTI-HERO.

They get to the topless pic part again, you know what that means...

uwu

Okay back to whatever this mess is. USING THE POWER OF GUIDES (THIS IS AN ASSUMPTION AS IT'S NEVER STATED BUT IT IS VERY LIKELY THE CASE) Jillob is able to find a cell phone jammer in the garage, cause that's there for some reason. They turn on the jammer, riveting. Katherine gets angry about the lack of service hehe. Katherine starts wandering around for service. While that happens Jillob asks Frank if he can use the empty vodka bottle. Frank seems cool with it, now our boys got a bottle. Madison keeps yelling "HWOOH" in the background repeatedly. Katherine goes into a room upstairs, Jillob follows her in and closes the door. They get Katherine to take her top off, okay. The boys take some epic titty pics. Jillob pushes his luck and asks for her to take her pants off. WHAT DO YOU KNOW, SHE HATES THEM! The mission has failed Jillob is forced to abort to the last save.

They retread the same ground for the most part, they threaten to kill Madison if she gives them another blowjob also they don't help Ashley. They try to get Katherine to take off her top in the backyard as she "teehees" around. Apparently, there's people around so she won't do it. She walks a to the fence next to, THE VOID and now she is okay with the going topless for the pic. She gets cold feet a bunch though so the boys need to act fast. They got her to pose and they get a pic, nice.

They put Ashley's clothes in the dryer and give Frank the camera. Frank gives them their choice of one "special juice" Jillob acquires the rum. They meet Katherine in the backyard and turn off the jammer so she quits complaining. Jillob gives her the rum. She is excited and states that they are 75% of the way there towards getting into her pants, #NICE. SAVE SPELL!

Katherine is buzzed now. Jillob asks how he can get into her pants. Katherine wants him to flash everyone at the party so she's not the only one who had to show some skin (HEY WHAT ABOUT ASHLEY YOU FUCK!) They give Ashley her cleaned clothes so Dillon doesn't have to censor anything else. Dillon is really into the idea of using the salami to flash people, Jacob is more than skeptical. Jacob quickly shoots down the salami plan and goes to get another blowjob from Madison. Jillob pushes Madison into the bathroom and then locks the two of them in there, this ain't right. Then the boys wait for the blowjob. "Look at this graph" Dillon states as the episode comes to a close.

**Chapter VIII: Risk it for the Biscuit**

The episode starts with the boys getting a beej. Jacob found that there was an ingame censor tool so now Dillon doesn't have to edit. Also, they found the penis button for the blowjob. Remember kids, P is for penis. While the beej is happening Jacob reveals that he made a video for this game on his channel, that video was uploaded back in July of 2017. Now they have proven that they are straight and that they can get a blowjob from women, Ashley still hates them lol.

Now Jillob's got his schlong out and he's showing it to everyone. Remember, it's for Katherine! Jacob reveals another trick he learned while studying abroad, the jerk off button! Using the power of the 1 key on his computer Jacob causes Jillob to coom all over Stephanie. Stephanie does not appreciate the sentiment. Most people don't appreciate Jillob's dick. Katherine is now willing to sex up the boys, however, she has a couple of "D"-mands.

Before meeting Katherine upstairs Jacob decides to pull another epic prank on Ashley! He unties her top AGAIN!!!

Jillob picks up a mysterious key, Jacob seems to know of its importance. Jillob heads up to the master bedroom where Katherine is waiting for him. Dillon still wants to give people the salami. Jillob heads into the bedroom and locks him and Katherine inside. Jillob is ready but to his surprise, Patrick is there. They kick him out. The boys start to fulfill some of Katherine's requests. They give her the salami so she can "get started" This isn't PG :(

They also give her some water. They wait in the bathroom, Katherine becomes naked instantaneously, it doesn't make much sense. Jillob tries to get in on the action, Katherine doesn't seem to like it. Oh wait yeah she does.

Jillob is a little hesitant but then he becomes not hesitant. He gets a running start and starts having the sex with Katherine while Jacob sings the Rocky theme. The censors block basically everything, good job censor department. They try to give Katherine some chardonnay mid-fug, she does not like that. STUFF HAPPENS, NOT GONNA GO INTO TOO MUCH MORE DETAIL THEY FUCK THAT'S ABOUT IT. Afterwards Katherine reveals that she had her boyfriend listen to the whole thing on the phone.

The boys get their 5th blowjob from Madison, maybe the 6th or 7th actually. It is at this moment that Dillon realizes that they never got the salami back from Katherine. Jacob tells...a story. The boys say they'll fug Ashley in the next timeline, then they take her top off.

Jacob does his best to explain the meaning of the term "cold shower" to Dillon.

Jillob whacks his willy in front of Frank. He does this with one hand on Frank's head. Jillob "finishes" on Frank. Frank does not like that. Frank gives chase. Jillob tries to cast a save spell but Frank punches him to death HOWEVER, the save spell was cast and now Frank isn't trying to kill them. They jerk it on Frank again. This time Frank is more confused then mad. This leads Jacob to believe that they turned Frank gay however, Dillon reassures him that Frank was always gay. They tell Frank they had some alcohols to piss him off. He is pissed off.

Frank goes after them but Jillob is too quick. Jillob finds Madison in the backyard and gets a blowjob from her, this is all while Frank is in hot pursuit. While they gettin' their cock sucked Frank tries to intervene. At first, Jillob is protected by the BJ shield but all walls eventually succumb to Frank. Frank murders Jillob mid-BJ. Before he dies, Jillob is in a paralyzed stated on the ground. He is still getting a beej from Madison, Jillob eventually cooms with Frank watching them from a distance before he is wrapped into death's embrace. Jillob dyed as he lived, being a sex master. His death will not be in vain however, for now we know that Frank can kill you even during a blowjob.

What a way to end the story of Jillob, except there's one more episode left sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

**Chapter IX: FINALE**

It's game day fellas! It is the dawn of a new day. Jillob goes around the house collecting items he'll need for later. They still got like 4 girls left so they need to act quick if they wanna fug everyone. Basically, they're doing the same stuff they've been doing for the last 5 or so episodes, so there's no point in explaining. The boys are wet, this was an important and necessary piece of information.

The boys do the Ashley conquest first. They get to the part where they wash her clothes, we've seen this before but, then she will not give them her panties so that's new. Also, the soda they give her isn't filled with eye drops. They put the clothes in the laundry and need to find a method of passing the time. That method's name is Rachael.

The boys need to get Rachael's thermos from Frank. To do that they need to earn Frank's trust, THAT MEANS GETTING THE TOPLESS PIC OF KATHERINE AGAIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Things don't go as quick as they hope so they head to the laundry room and transfer Ashley's clothes to the dryer. They have a tough time moving Katherine around but eventually, they get the picture. They give the picture to Frank and he's all like "Fuck yeah dude!" and they're all like "Fuck yeah dude!" and then they kiss. Only the first part of that happened :(

The boys get the thermos and do a Batman impression whilst looking for Rachael. They give her the thermos once they find her, Rachael had alcohol in the thermos and she is now a little buzzed. The important part is we are now in unknown territory WOOH!

Rachael talks a lot about how she and her friend Vicky dare each other to do stuff through texts. Jillob needs to contact this Vicky person. They are now on the hunt for Madison and her cell phone. They find Madison and ask her if she has Vicky's number. Madison says she does BUT! Jillob will have to prank Ashley by taking her top off if he wants to use the phone. The boys decide it would be best to do that after they fuck Ashley. Just to be safe Jillob casts a nice save spell.

They return Ashley her clothes while Katherine is there just staring at Ashley in the nude, wonder what that means. Now Ashley is probably ready to fuck. Before doing that Jillob asks Katherine if she knows how to hack a phone which of course, she does. They need to get Patrick's phone so Katherine can hack it to do that thing for Rachael or whatever. Ashley leaves.

Jillob catches Ashley upstairs while no one is around and asks her for a blowjob, she accepts. It's basically the same stuff as Madison BUT, they can untie her top. Jillob unties her top to which she gets very mad and tells Jillob "Get the fuck away from me!" she then proceeds to keep sucking his willy. They get friendzoned by Ashley after taking her top off again, she still sucks though. It is at this moment that Dillon explains that when he is getting the beej he lifts the girl up by his cock and spins her around like a helicopter. Jacob then follows up with saying that he can only cum standing up. After the thing is done Ashley decides to leave without any hesitation or warning either.

Jillob talks to Madison and gets the phone number from her. The number is 555-6969 to those who were wondering. It's past halfway through the video now which means I'm almost done with this stupid summary. They look around for Patrick so they can give him some painkillers. While that happens they ask Ashley for another Blowjob, let's just say they burnt that bridge. They find Patrick and start working at him. First they give him the painkillers, then the chardonnay, AND THEN...they get his permission to use his phone, there's a big but however, Brittney has it (HEY! REMEMBER THAT FROM THE EARLIER EPISODE!) They do some of the stuff they did with Brittney in the previous episodes. Basically the boys need to make it so that Brittney isn't the center of attention. They ignore that objective as Patrick goes to ask for his phone back. Brittney will not budge seeing as Patrick isn't sober. Now your boy Jillob has to sober up Patrick.

They try to give Ol' Patty a cup of coffee, he refuses. Jillob finds a kettle and puts it on the stove, he then fills it up with coffee. He then turns on the stove. Jillob throws a plate. While they wait our two heroes fantasize about getting a blowjob from Frank. It is at this point that Jacob demands that someone finds Frank's IRL voice actor so he can come on the show, but with the condition that he has to stay in character. The Kettle makes a stock sound effect that sounds like a banshee screech or something, THAT MEANS IT'S DONE! Jillob grabs the hot kettle straight off the stove and pours the coffee into the cup which it was in earlier. Jacob being an idiot thought they put the cup with the coffee in the kettle so he was very surprised to see that Jillob had an empty cup in his inventory.

Patrick once again refuses the cup of coffee. Jillob then tattles or "snitches"(If you're cool) on Patrick by telling Frank that Ol' Patty's got some booze in his pants. Frank gets mad saying he'll "Fuck his shit up" Frank confronts Patrick and gives him a roundhouse kick to the face knocking Patrick to the floor causing him to drop his booze. Jillob picks up the booze as Patrick continues to get beat up by Frank. Well okay, Jillob cast a save spell before picking up the booze because Frank did not take a liking to them stealing the booze. Patrick is dead. They then go back to before they picked up the booze. Jillob sends Frank onto Patrick again, while this happens Jillob sneaks off with the booze. Now your boy has booze! Patrick was holding a Merlot by the way.

Frank never threw another punch at Patrick but he stands firm in his fighting stance. Patrick is mad that he lost his wine and now he's gonna start sobering up. They trick Patrick into thinking the coffee is Irish coffee, he wants it now. Jillob is more than happy to oblige. Now they play the waiting game for like the 3rd time this episode. They talk to Stephanie and she wants whip-its. Oh cool Patrick is sober.

They have to fix some stuff cause there's a glitch or something, who really cares at this point. They then push Patrick upstairs so Brittney can see that he sobered up. Dillon & Jacob give up and quit. Jillob kills himself, this time there will be no new timelines :(

THE END

OKAY! WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?

* Don't summarize a let's play series in unnecessary detail on wiki cause you think it will be funny cause it won't be
* Don't use personal pronouns when editing on a wiki page, especially when you have zero involvement with the actual project the wiki is based off of, it's just not the best form for a wiki
* House Party is not very good
* Proofread (More)
* OTHER STUFF

WHO CARES ANYMORE, I'M DONE! THIS WAS DUMB BUT I'M FREE NOW!

## Trivia

* With over 8,800 words this is by far the longest page on the wiki, even surpassing that of ERNIE GANG which is less than 5,000