Dorita Marquez

**Dorita Marquez** is da daughter of DORAH DA EXPLORAH, and she is a pendeja!

## Info

Name: Dorita Marquez

Age: 6

Parent's Story: Dora the Explorer

Appearance: I'm an orange-skinned girl with dark brown hair, a pink shirt, orange shorts, white shoes, and yellow socks. I carry a talking purple backpack around with me everywhere I go.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: I live in Mexico with my mami, my brother Pepito, and my sister Lupita.

Secret Heart's Desire: To go exploring all over the world and teach Spanish to everyone.

My Magic Touch: I am good at exploring.

Storybook Romance Status: I'm not exploring romance right now because I'm just a kid.

Oh Curses Moment: Swiper always keeps trying to swipe my stuff.

Favorite Subject: Spanish Class. I get to share my knowledge of the Spanish language with other students.

Least Favorite Subject: Debate. This class has too many racist Trump supporters who want to get me deported.

Best Friends Forever After: Boots the Monkey's son Uggs.

## Biography

Hola! Soy Dorita! I'm Dorita the Explorer, the daughter of Dora the Explorer. I'm a young Mexican explorer girl from Mexico. My mami Dora is a world-famous explorer. She was only sixteen when she had me - some pendejo knocked her up and left her. I have a little brother named Pepito and a little sister named Lupita. They're twins.

I'm a walking Mexican stereotype. I like to go exploring all over Latin America with my friend Uggs the Monkey. He is Boots' son. The two of us go everywhere - we go to Crocodile Lake, the Grumpy Old Troll's bridge, and Ciudad Juarez. We always go to exactly three places in every episode. We do lots of singing when we travel. When we're don with our adventure we sing "we did it, lo hicimos" and we ask everyone what part of the adventure they liked. I have my own TV show and it airs on Nick Jr. nine times a day.

I can also speak Spanish, and I like to teach kids Spanish. I tell them lots of useful Spanish phrases, such as pendejo, puta, culo, cojones, maricón, panocha, and hijo de la gran puta. I bet you can guess what all those words mean! Because I come from Mexico, a lot of the talking animals, plants, and other things I encounter speak only Spanish. Luckily I'm there to translate for the little gringos who watch my show.

My other friends include my backpack and my map. My backpack provides me with all the stuff I need for my adventures - she sings "backpack, backpack!" and "yum yum yum yum yum, delicioso!" She can fit anything in there, from winter clothes to illegal drugs to a motorcycle. My map is there to tell me where to go. He is super-annoying and he keeps singing "I'm the map, I'm the map" over and over again.

Unfortunately, I have to deal with Swiper the Fox. That sneaky fox is always trying to swipe my stuff. He doesn't even keep the stuff he steals from me - he just says "You're too late! You'll never find it now!" and throws it in a place where it can easily be found. But most of the time we stop him by saying "Swiper no swiping!" and he says "Oh man!" and gives up. I also have to deal with racist Trump supporters (like Tara Christian and Kate Loxley) whenever I go exploring in America. They think I'm an illegal immigrant and they try to deport me. I always tell them that I hate them and they're just a bunch of putas.

In my spare time, I like to eat Mexican food (real Mexican food, not that Taco Bell gringo garbage), listen to Latin music, watch telenovelas (even though they always star white people who look like gringos), smoke heroin and marijuana, play fútbol (or "soccer" for the gringos), take care of my little siblings Pepito and Lupita, try to avoid getting caught by border patrol, and try to stop Donald Trump from building a wall on the border.

Adios!

## Trivia

* Her favorite food is tacos (obviously).
* She likes to fart after eating too many burritos.
* She is a big fan of Jennifer Lopez and Shakira.
* She hates the term "Latinx". Don't call her that or she'll beat your ass.
* She can't stand Hilaria Baldwin.
* She has a pet chihuahua named Cholula. Budapest Hilton keeps trying to kidnap her.
* Devilica Pickles likes to chase her with a chainsaw.