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The Long and Winding Goat

**The Long and Winding Goat** (DWT 005) is a single released by TCoS in August 2019, from their album **Flail Fists, Prepuce Pathologies Add Itchy, Polyarthritis**

The official cover art for The Long and Winding GoatEarly draft cover art, mistakenly printed on a small number of now very rare CDsEarly Bootleg cover
The Long and Winding Goat is an emotional ballad written for Deborah J's pet goat Goatward. The song was one of a number of tracks brought up in interviews between the release of the band's first two studio albums, along with **Skaro Calling,** which was only ever released as an album track, and **Sgt Skaro's Lonely Tracks Club Cult,** which eventually saw release two years later. Like the other two songs, The Long and Winding Goat had a fake bootleg cover made for it which was erroneously circulated online before the official release was announced. Due to a communications error, several copies were sold with an early draft of the final cover art, these misprints are now extremely rare collectors items.

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Merlin Was Wrong

**Merlin Was Wrong** (DWT 033) is a single released by TCoS, from their album **Big Chungus is Sus Imposter**

The track itself - a fusion of Psychadelic Rock and Dreampop, was dedicated to the memory of the band's long-since fallen adversary Merlin, gone but not forgotten. Or missed. The track was specifically designed to be everything Merlin disliked about the band, and existed in blatant defiance of his disdain for the group. Following its inclusion in the album **Big Chungus is Sus Imposter**, Merlin Was Wrong was released as a single, the first release to fall under the "Skaroversary" umbrella in celebration of the band's second anniversary. The track was later included in the compilation album Greatest Hits II, released very shortly afterwards.

## Cover Art

The cover art, much like the track itself, depicted a seemingly nonsensical scene including giant shrimp, an enlarged Sparrow sinking into the floor, a rather threatening banana, a billboard featuring Doctor Gamer and a nice trim lawn, and Deborah J reclining on the grave of Merlin himself. The location used for this memorable photoshoot was later revisited for the filming of the viral music video "Dab of Tardis"

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All Quiet on the Skaro Front

**All Quiet on the Skaro Front** (DWT 043) is an EP released by TCoS

Front cover art for All Quiet on the Skaro FrontBack cover art for All Quiet on the Skaro Front
In the second half of 2021, output from the band had begun to thin out and slow down noticeably, as the band members found themselves sidetracked with other projects. In august Danoftardis suggested creating an EP with a set of five tracks covering what each of the cultists had been doing instead of creating new music, with a title inspired by a remark by Deborah J that things had been "All Quiet on the TCoS front lately". This project, however, simply added to the list of things due to be done and like the Off-White Album and its connected singles, All Quiet fell into something of a development purgatory. Finally, over a year later on the 31st of March 2023, the EP was completed and a preview image of the rear cover was revealed to fans at a press conference with The Daily Vortex. Unfortunately there were to be further delays, as a fire destroyed DWT Towers, home of TCoS' recording studio, leaving the band to have to scrabble to salvage as much of their archives as they could, the release of the new EP going on hold until that was dealt with, as well as waiting on the release of the impromptu track Burning Down the Boards, hurried through production in memorium of the loss of the Band's original home, its release preceding that of All Quiet, despite the latter featuring an earlier catalogue number. Finally, with a new archive and repository for TCoS history established, All Quiet on the Skaro Front was released to the public on 22nd of June 2023, making it the most delayed release in the band's history to date.

## Cover Art

The original plan for the cover art of the EP was an image showing what the five band members had been doing in their absence, Deborah J having been stealing doughnuts from herself in the past and becoming empress of a small mining town, Danoftardis trying to complete the cover art for You Belong to Uzz, Avon reorganising his action figure shelves, Doctor Gamer doing something with heavy pieces of metal and Sparrow doing... whatever Sparrow had been up to. The longer that this release was delayed for, however, the more things that would need to be added to cover all that the band members had been doing, and eventually the group decided on a more simple and litteral interpretation of the title of the release, a sepia photograph showing the band members playing cards in a dug-out on a WW1 style battle frontier. The back cover was styled as a "missing pet" type poster, featuring an image of the band which had been designed for a poster, made available in January 2023 and advertised by its presence on Deborah J's personal bedroom wall, as she shared in her social media platofrms.

## Track Listing

1. Deirdre Often Collects Tins of Rhubarb, Generally Avoiding Making Escape Rooms
2. Do a Nice Old Fart, Try and Read Directions in Spanish
3. Dripping Excessive Baby Oil Ruins a High Jump
4. Sixteen Pigeons All Rang Round One Week
5. Adequate Volume of Nutella

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What's New Cybermat

**What's New Cybermat** (DWT 039) - stylised as "What's New Cybermat?" on merchandise - is a single released by TCoS, from their album **You Belong to Uzz**

The song was released in December 2021, with the band bribing local radio station Clom FM to broadcast it on loop eighty times. This large amount of airtime led to the track being artificially elevated to number 1 in the charts, despite the fact that not a single copy of its physical release was sold. The cover art was a bright and intricate collage, inspired by nightclub promotional posters of the late 60s and early 70s, and apparently cause headaches for many who observed it, which has since been attributed as the reason the single undersold to such a degree. Notably, Danoftardis is seen on the cover art wearing an outfit inspired by musician Mike Nesmith, who happened to pass away the same day What's New Cybermat was released, one of several examples cited by proponents of the "TCoS Curse" conspiracy.

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Glasgow backstage 'photo'

The infamous photograph by Vera Tex-Daley
On the 23rd of August 2019, as part of their "Abzorbaloff" tour, TCoS performed a gig at King Tut's Wah-Wah Hut in Glasgow. The concert would go own in history as one of the band's most chaotic outings, with rioting in the streets seeming to stem back to the St Vincent Street venue. There was also a substantial fire which spread backwards in time to burn down the iconic Rennie-Mackintosh School of Art building twice. There was also an as-yet unsolved case of a security guard at the King Tut's venue going missing. The members of TCoS remain adamant that none of these incidents were down to their presence in the city, either directly or indirectly. They did, however, capitalise on the notoriety of the event with their subsequent track **Glasgow's Burning**. They were more hesitant to deny responsibility for missing garden gnomes in the area, merely acknowledging that guitarist Sparrow, the only man who could drink himself under the table, had perhaps allowed himself a little too much merriment.

Following the event, it came to light that Deborah J had invited freelance photographer Vera Tex-Daley to come and snap a candid shot of the band relaxing backstage at the Wah-Wah Hut. Deborah had brought her friend Hannah to the performance, as she lived in the area, and felt it would be nice to have a photograph to commemorate the evening. Unfortunately, it turned out Tex-Daley was on retainer for The Daily Vortex, and rather than capture a fun, relaxed scene she instead took a photograph depicting what looked to be a night of hedonism, depravity and excess; Danoftardis and backing singer/dancer Sheba engaged in some lewd act with the former dressed inexplicably as a nun, Avon apparently starting a fire, Sparrow passed out drunk amid a pile of beer cans and an incriminating broken gnome, and Dalekcheese letting an untrustworthy looking bearded gentleman and a walking mannequin in through the back door. Deborah J was happy to sign off on the photograph, as she felt that she and her friend both looked nice. As well as the copy purchased by the band, a second was delivered to The Daily Vortex, resulting in a lot of very sensationalist headlines about the Glasgow event.
Typo Central

**Typo Central** (DWT 018) is a single released by TCoS, from their album **The Five Cultists**

The track was written in acknowledgement of the many typos found at the time in official releases by the band's PR department, with one notoriously ending up on a misprinted back cover of the very album this single was included on. The song was a post-punk/new wave mix, and went straight to number one on release, proving to be an instant fan favourite. The cover art featured the first use of the 80s Sci-Fi style logo, and depicted the band waiting for a bus outside DWT Towers, a location featured in the cover art of many releases from this period. Typo Central was later included in the compilation album Greatest Hits II

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Beary T Bear

## Beary

Session musician and also a bear

**Beary T Bear**, usually simply referred to by the mononym "**Beary**", is a session musician employed full-time by TCoS.

Beary's services were first hired in the summer of 2019, shortly after the band's successful debut album, as they were working on their first tour. It was decided that the group's music would benefit from a richer and deeper sound than could realistically be achieved with just the guitar, bass, drum, tambourine and bassoon that the band members had at their disposal. To this end, two additional musicians were hired by the band, piano and keyboard player and backing guitarist Avon, and Beary, who largely specialised in brass and woodwind instruments, but was reasonably proficient in most instruments. After being present at one of the band's press conferences, Avon proved to be such an instant hit with the fans that he was promoted to full band member before the tour was fully underway. Beary did not enjoy the same public appreciation, his presence in the band going completely unknown of by fans until he was finally given his moment in the spotlight when featured on the cover art for Burning Down the Boards, the band's tribute to their recently lost DWT Towers studio.
Last T-MAT to Clarksville

**Last T-MAT to Clarksville** (DWT 040) is a single released by TCoS on the 5th of February 2022, from their studio album **You Belong to Uzz**

## Background

Released nearly 7 months after the first single from the You Belong to Uzz album, Last T-MAT to Clarksville was met with very positive fan reception for it's upbeat rythm, catchy lyrics and because it wasn't played on the radio 80 times in a row, unlike certain other contemporary tracks. The song proved to be one of the band's most financially beneficial, as their marketing tie-in with 水 Water more than made up for the long period in which no new music had been released.

## Cover Art

The cover art sparked some confusion among fans and critics alike, as it depicted Deborah, Avon and Sparrow, then in the place of Danoftardis was time-travelling plasterer Dan Lewis, wearing Danoftardis' green hat. Next to this alternative Dan was a disembodied time-head, like the one the TCoS bass player has, with open front doors revealing drummer Doctor Gamer inside. The music-buying public wondered rather vocally what this could all mean, with Daily Vortex journalist Bundesrat writing "What could this all mean?". When pressed, in interview, Mr Oftardis simply said "Well, I mean... it's all just, like, art, you know?"

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The Valyard

Officer of the Law

**The Valyard** is a member of the Gallifreyan Law Enforcement, who has frequently clashed with TCoS, due to what he perceives as rabble-rousing behaviour on behalf of the band, incitement to mischief and an as-yet unproven link to several cases of arson.

The Valyard has dedicated his life to tracking down the infamous time space villain known only as 'Scongo' whom most sensible lifeforms regard as fictional. This has not deterred Valyard however who has vowed to bring him to justice. It was in the course of this mission that Valyard first encountered TCoS duing the Welsh leg of their 2019 'Abzorbaloff' Tour. He was reportdly assaulted by members of the band on stage during the Llanfairfach concert, though nothing was proved. On the 17th of August 2019 after the Dublin concert he arrested The Sparrow for "theft of cheese on toast", charges which were later proved to be false as the crime was in fact committed by a 'Mr. Robin'.

It was some time before Valyard next encountered the band at a remote Gallifreyan Law Enforcement facility where he was performing the duty of guard. The band had been trapped there by rogue wizard Merlin and managed to escape captivity under Valyard's watch when he was distracted by Mr. Davrid Goodoson who was serving time for intergalactic defamation. He would go on to appear on the cover of the Banned on the Run EP which was inspired by this incident. Valyard was later present at the farewell concert marking the destruction of DWT Towers in order to maintain peace and prevent mischief.

In September 2023 it emerged that Valyard was on the trail of intergalactic car thieves who had stolen pop star Deborah J's 'cool car' and sold it to criminals on Earth in the 1970s or 80s as part of conspiracy involving the Mars Probe. Footage was later shown on Clom News 24 showing the famous yellow car in high speed chase with well known space vagrant 'The Doctor'. Deborah J was forced to issue a statement denying she was the driver: "You can tell it's not me because I almost never knock pregnant ladies off weirs". Valyard verfied this and confirmed he had caught the initial thieves and returned Miss. J's property, concluding another case and earning himself space leave which he spent in The Matrix on Gallifrey.
Old Time Sausage Roll

**Old Time Sausage Roll** (DWT 006) is a single released by TCoS, from their album **Flail Fists, Prepuce Pathologies Add Itchy, Polyarthritis**

The song was teased some time before release, as Deborah J had mentioned in interview that she enjoyed dancing around the house to the track in only a shirt, pants and socks. Indeed, this ended up being what the cover art depicted, with the shirt in question apparently belonging to Danoftardis, much to the intrigue of eagle eyed fans and journalists who spotted this. It also featured the debut of the glowing neon-style band logo. the lyrics of the song included the famous verse:

Just take those scotch eggs off the shelf

I sit and nibble on them by myself

Todays snacks just don't fill the same hole

I want that old time sausage roll

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Laine

**Laine** (also known as **Disappointment Gaming**) is an active player in CSMP: New Horizons. Their first appearance was in January of 2024.

### Activity

#### New Horizons

Laine was not a part of any season held before New Horizons. In New Horizons, Laine began by travelling to Torchlandia and quickly constructed a house immediately west of Lake Torchlandia.

### Traits

Being one of the newer players of New Horizons, Laine is still building friendships with other players.
Mimas

**This page/section has been marked for fixing under Project/Paraphrase**
This page is to be fixed and paraphrased under the project's guidelines. Please do not remove this tag until the project has ended.**Mimas**, also designated **Saturn I**, is a natural satellite of **Saturn** that has the second largest crater on any moons in **the Solar System**, named the Herschel crater. The Herschel crater measures 139 kilometres (86 miles) across, about one-third of Mimas's mean diameter (396.4 kilometres or 246.3 miles), and is believed to be formed from an extremely energetic impact event. The crater's name is derived from the discoverer of Mimas, William Herschel, in 1789.

## Orbit Data

### Eccentricity

0.0196

Mimas is the smallest astronomical body known to be roughly rounded in shape due to its own gravity. Mimas's low density, 1.15 g/cm3, indicates that it is composed mostly of water ice with only a small amount of rock. The moon's presence has created one of the largest 'gaps' in Saturn's ring, named the Cassini Division, due to orbital resonance destabilizing the particles' orbit there.
Skaro Calling

**Skaro Calling** is a track by TCoS, featured in their second studio album **Flail Fists, Prepuce Pathologies Add Itchy, Polyarthritis**

The most common cover for Skaro calling, featuring the full TCoS line-upSkaro Calling cover variant, featuring two Sparrows and no AvonSkaro Calling cover variant featuring only Sparrow, Dalekcheese and Deborah J
Although this song was never released officially as a single, it has seen considerable spread in the form of bootleg CDs. It is arguably the most demanded single by fans, with many being convinced that it had actually been released in this format. This confusion was added to by Clom FM giving the track a significant amount of airtime, with DJ Daleks Jones simply stating "It doesn't matter if it's just an album track, if people want to hear it I'm going to play it." Since this was at odds with Clom FM's general rule of "singles or gtfo", enforced across all their broadcasts outside of Jones' Dalekstavaganza show, many listeners simply assumed the track was indeed a single. This was compounded by Dalekcheese presenting a variety of draft artworks for mooted future releases during an interview with the Daily Vortex, including very rough concept art for The Long and Winding Goat, an approximation of the art for Sgt Skaro's Lonely Hearts Club Cult and three separate draft covers for Skaro Calling. Between the printing of surprisingly high quality photos of these unapproved artworks and the aforementioned radio airtime, it was understandable that many fans assumed this was an official single. To capitalise on this common misconception, an unscrupulous entrepreneur by the name of Sabalom Glitz printed a vast number of pirated CDs containing the track - ripped from the Flail Fists, etc LP, with covers taken from the photos of the Daily Vortex, and sold them en-masse to unsuspecting fans. For reasons known only to himself, Glitz used all three draft artworks on his printed covers, one of which - rather inexplicably - featured guitarist Sparrow twice. This error would go on to be the inspiration for the TCoS song Will You Still Love Me, Two Sparrows?. When asked in a 2021 interview whether the band would ever bend to fan demand and release an official single, Danoftardis shrugged and said "Our legal team would like that, but what would be the point? Everyone already has it now."
TCOS Wiki

The home of fan art project TCOS, we are a spoof band originally started on the Doctor Who Toys forum, who make artwork often based on famous albums but with a Doctor Who twist. See the Discussions section (under the 'Explore' menu above) for chat.

TCOS are: **Avon** - **Danoftardis** - **Deborah J** - **Doctor Gamer** - **The Sparrow**

## Important articles

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## Upcoming Art

**Casablanca Was Never Like This**
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**End of the Forum '23**

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Deborah's Diner

**Deborah's Diner** (DWT 041) is a single released by TCoS.

The track was recorded in November of 2021, but promptly dematerialised, and travelled twelve months into the future. As such it was only just freshly off the presses and ready to slide on into the ears of TCoS' ardent fans at the time of its release in November 2022. Featuring a sound described as "eerie and melancholy" by talking head the Face of Boe, Deborah's Diner proved to be a smash hit and was considered a return to form after quite a lengthy hiatus.

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Live at The Daily Vortex

**Live at The Daily Vortex** (DWT 004) is a live album released by TCoS

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## History

Following the release of the band's debut album, media attention for the band skyrocketed, with much speculation about the band member's personal lives. One such article, released by disreputable rage The Daily Vortex, featured a candidly taken photograph of Danoftardis wearing nothing but a leopard print brassier, claiming the shot to be from an upcoming publicity photoset, which the band have vehemently denied since. While Dan was trying to engage the band's gorilla-based legal team in forcing a retraction of what he felt was a photo of a private moment, the headquarters of The Daily Vortex mysteriously caught ablaze. Never ones to shy from a good publicity stunt, the band hurriedly orchestrated a live performance directly outside the newspaper headquarters, performing a mix of their recent hits and thematically apropriate songs about fire. The recording of this live performance was then sold as their first live album, including a special limited edition bundle of orange vinyl record, TCoS branded oven mitts, a copy of the issue of TDV with the disputed image of Dan and a replica of the pin-badge worn by the bassist. Additionally, behind the scenes, the band had hired keyboard player and backing guitarist Avon following the success of their previous album and subsequent increased budget, hoping to deepen their soundscape of their second album with additional instruments (it was also around this period that Beary the Bear was hired, though his contributions would not be publicised until several years later) the fans reaction to Avon proved so positive that he was almost immediately promoted to full band member, and as such the live performance at The Daily Vortex became his first official appearance with the band, coming several months before the release of their second studio album.

The inciting newspaper articleadvertisement for Live at the Daily Vortex Burnt Edition
## Track Listing

1. Midnight Rabe
2. Disco Inferno
3. Burning Love
4. We Didn't Start The Fire
5. Abzorbaloff
6. Eternal Flame
7. Glasgow's Burning
8. Fireball
9. Sontar-Hun!
10. Dalek Balls of Fire
11. Update on Fire
12. Greasy Regret
13. Ring of Fire
14. A View to A Kill
15. I Fought the Law
16. Everybody Wants to Rel the World

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The Cool Old Singers

**The Cool Old Singers** are a band formed by DTW Records' rival company **Gallybase Music**

The group - intended to compete with The Cult of Skaro, but attempting to be more "hip", focusing more on pop culture - were launched on the 5th of March 2022 to extremely tepid reception. As an extremely thinly veiled TCoS clone, their aesthetic similarity merely served to outline the lack of depth to their material. The band's initial line-up consisted of:

* Sir Parrow - Ukelele
* Suzie Q - Vocalist
* Cyberfish - Triangle
* Donald Phonebooth - Banjo

The group only ever release one studio album - P'Ting - which went straight in at number 253 in the album charts, peaking at 251 before disappearing into obscurity. Local radio host Daleks Jones, when asked why she never played any of the group's music on her radio show, said "I wouldn't play that dreck if you paid me. And they've tried that, more than once."

To date, the cool old singers have never released any more music, but remain active, performing concerts mostly for organisations that mistakingly thought they were hiring The Cult of Skaro. There have been some changes to the lineup since their sole album, with Cyberfish being replaced as trianglist by a Jodie Whittaker lookalike called Jenga Surgeon, and a pianist called Tyne also being brought in.
Doctor in Distress

Doctor in Distress (DWT 026) is a single released by TCoS, featuring Colin Baker, from their album **Stormcage, Here We Come**

From near the time of the band's inception, they had frequently cited Naked Colin Baker as an idol and an inspiration, so it was inevitable that eventually they would end up collaborating. Unfortunately, due to strict censoring laws, they had to clothe Colin for the cover art, which meant that for legal reasons he was not allowed to be referred to as Naked Colin Baker. This caused some distress within the band, but this was soon forgotten as Mr Baker turned out to be a perfect guest artist and a perfect gentleman, contributing greatly to the band's creative processes, resulting in a track of great energy and fidelity. The song was written in reference to a time in the 1980s when Naked Colin Baker had been in some distress over a haitus hernia he had acquired after throwing Michael Grade out of a fourth storey window.

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Bok Save the Queen

**Bok save the Queen** (DWT Unnumbered) is a single released by TCoS in June 2022 to coincide with the Queen's Platinum Jubilee. Some called this "genius" while others thought it "a shameless marketing ploy". The band debuted the song via an impromptu appearance on the Buckingham Palace balcony during the Jubilee celebrations, with a photo appearing in the evening edition of *The Daily Vortex* allegedly showing Prince Louis' reaction to the performance by covering his ears and making a mighty grimace. DWT Records Ltd. denied this was the case issuing a statement: 'The Royal Family greatly enjoyed the experience of having TCoS perform during their celebrations'.

The song is a heady mix of punk rock and patriotic jingoism with some listeners unable to work out if the band were supporting or damming the Royals. Upon it's release it instantly generated controversy when it was played on a loop by Clom FM in a bid to increase their listener count over the Jubilee. Several listeners phoned in to complain stating that "the sound quality is so poor it must've been recorded using Potatoes." DWT declined to comment.

## Art

The artwork of this release was inspired by that of the infamous song 'God Save the Queen', with a picture Queen Nefertiti replacing Elizabeth II. Due to an unfortunate incident involving a blender, 12 carrots and Mel Bush the cover image came out at a very low resolution compared to the standard of usual TCoS artworks.

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Fancy Pizza

**Fancy Pizza** is a solo single released by **Deborah J**

The cover art for Fancy PizzaThe custom pizza-themed design printed on the vinyl discs
Fancy Pizza began life as a B-Side for Deborah's hit single Rosemary Fries, but Deborah felt the song was good enough to warrant its own separate release. Since there had been some confusion with the studio as to whether this was to be a B-side, a double A-side or an individual single, the track ended up being released on the same day as Rosemary Fries, which rather overshadowed it. Although Deborah managed to get Rosemary Fries played on Clom FM by bribing the host with some of the titular well-seasoned potato product, she had neglected to bring any pizzas with her, so Fancy Pizza was never given any radio airtime. Deborah J could, in fact, be heard in the background of broadcast, as host Daleks Jones introduced yet more Ed Sheeran, yelling in anguish "This is a pizzaster!" The song war released onto a custom vinyl disc designed to resemble a pizza, which led to some confusion as some hungry fans attempted to eat their records. After an incident in which TCoS bassist Danoftardis attempted to eat drummer Doctor Gamer's copy of Fancy Pizza, Deborah was forced to include a cutionary note in with the release which read simply "Do Not Eat the Vinyl". These notes became very popular among fans, to the extent that a great number who already owned the single repurchased it to get a copy of this notice. It became popular for fans to pin them to their walls, the sight quickly becoming an insider's shorthand for a room belonging to a TCoS fan, speficically one who's favourite member was Deborah J. So popular was this phrase that a TCoS song was written with the title Do Not Eat The Vinyl, and included in The Off-White Album.

Cautionary note included in later prints of the single
We all greasily regret thingsin our lives

**We All Greasily Regret Thingsin Our Lives** (DWT 034) is a single produced by TCoS

In late March 2021, Doctor Gamer released the solo album "Timequake". Reactions were largely positive except Sparrow, inexplicably, reacted with greasy regret. Doctor Gamer was dismayed, that perhaps Sparrow did not like Timequake, at which point Deborah posited "We all greasily regret not having this artwork in our lives before today." This sentiment really struck a chord with the TCoS drummer who late concluded, on reflection, "We all greasily regret things in our lives." Thus, the idea for a new standalone single was born. The song affirmed that we did indeed all greasily regret things in our lives. However, due to a typo somewhere along the line, the track was permanently renamed to "We All Greasily Regret Thingsin Our Lives", a mistake so pleasing to the eye and to the ear that none of the band could come to regret it, greasily or otherwise. The song was released as part of the Skaroversary celebrations for the band's second anniversary.

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Hail Santa

**Hail Santa** (DWT 027) is a studio album released by TCoS

Front cover art for Hail Santa - Halloween EditionBack cover art for Hail Santa - Halloween EditionFront cover art for Hail Santa - Christmas EditionBack cover art for Hail Santa - Christmas Edition
The album is unusual among the TCoS catalogue in that it has two completely different versions, released simultaneously; a "Halloween" edition, featuring cover art of the group apparently engaged in some dark, hedonistic arcane rite, and a "Christmas" edition, with the band in an identical pose but now frolicking in the snow. The Halloween edition notably featured all the album's tracks translated into Latin. The content of the album itself was identical except for the inclusion of an unlisted bonus track - "Evil Twin, Why's it So Wet in Here" on the Halloween edition, which when played backwards includes a recipe for Spanish rice pudding, and "Where My Ho-Ho-Hoes At?" on the Christmas album, featuring the St Nicholas Shopping Centre, Aberdeen's janitorial staff. Of the Album's tracks, Dæmon Dappy Bread and The Tense Planet were subsequently released as singles. Plans had also been made to release Murder on the Dangerfloor as a single, but these fell through for budgetary reasons.

## Track Listing (Christmas)

1. Gorgeous Grafitum
2. My Angel Put the Devil in Me ft. Tallulah
3. Dæmon Dappy Bread
4. Murder on the Dangerfloor
5. Oh My DG
6. Don't Walk Before You Can Run
7. Very Unexpected Robosmut
8. Goliad
9. Saturday I'm Watching Who
10. The Tense Planet
11. Hosh Heck
12. Rude, Crude, Lewd and Nude

## Track Listing (Halloween)

1. Splendidus Grafitumius
2. Angelus Meus Posuit Diaboli Intus Mihi ft. Tallalahia
3. Damon Dappium Panem
4. Occidendum de Periculoarea
5. O Mi Medicus Ludus
6. Nolite Incedere Ante Potes Curram
7. Admodum Inopinatum Robosparcitia
8. Goliadi
9. Saturni Dies, Ego Sum Vigilantes Who
10. Planeta Strictus
11. Hoshius Heckiartum
12. Rudig, Infacetus, Cinaedicus et Nudus

## Artwork

The two covers for this release were an original art idea, the first 'Halloween' edition being made by Deborah J, with the back made by Danoftardis. The costumes are: DG as the 12th Doctor from Robot of Sherwood, Avon as The Master from 'The Dæmons', Danoftardis in an Adam Ant inspired mash up, Sparrow debuting a look inspired by David Bowie's thin white duke and Deborah J as Alice from the TV series 'Batwoman'. The pumpkin image from the rear cover is a real life one made by Danoftardis when he was a Danling many years ago.

The Christmas variant of the cover was made by Danoftardis and features the band in the same poses but in outfits inspired by the Arsenal Women's football team 2019 christmas photo. Originally there was meant to be a 'north pole' that the band were dancing around, however it never looked right and was dropped from the art.

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Everybody Wants to Rel the World

**Everybody Wants to Rel the World** (DWT 002) is a single released by TCoS, from their album **Abzorbaloff.** It was the band's earliest track to feature lyrics written by frequent colaborator Porcelaingirl

The cover art for Everybody Wants to Rel the World
The track was the band's biggest early hit, so much so that the cover for the Abzorbaloff album specifically advertised its inclusion, in spite of the album itself sharing its name with a **different TCoS single.** The song is a new wave soft-rock track, with lyrics detailing the emotional weight of the great time war, an event that hung fresh in the memory of many of the band's members, despite the time that had passed since.

## Cover Art

The image on the cover depicts the band's line-up of members at that time, mostly as they had appeared on the artwork for Abzorbaloff, but with Danoftardis' outfit noticeably dishevelled, his sleeves rolled up, shirt loosened and tie torn. Following this photoset, Dan would adopt a more casual variation of this look. Dan is shown sitting and his time-head is blurred, in reference to the idea of the damaging effects on the destruction of the time-war, particularly on time-sensitive individuals. The cover photo was presented in sepia for the single's release, however a colour copy of the image does exist, which was released as a print both with and without the logo and title from the single's cover. The song was never physically released with this variant, however, and it was only available for purchase on a square postcard, as well as a very limited run of coasters.

Colour version of the cover art, without blurring effectsCover art image without logo, released as a limited postcard print
## Lyrics

Welcome to spacetime

How did we get here

Even when we’re hopeless

He will find you

Danger, action, new attraction

Travel round in this contraption

Everybody wants to REL the world…

Beware the unknown

Creatures just to kill you

Now you feel the danger

In this time war

Revelation, annihilation

No more shouts: “Extermination”

Everybody wants to REL the world

There’s a ship, where the evil won’t find you

Together trips cross spacetime times two

If they come, we’ll face the danger

With him we will always make it

And we know the ship can take it

Everybody wants to REL the world

I can’t stand this course of action

Sirens blaring, lights are flashing

Everybody wants to REL the world

Reality has lost all sense of meaning

Is it spacetime or is it dreaming

Everybody wants to REL the world…

Danger, action, new attraction

Travel round in this contraption

Everybody wants to REL the world…

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The Daily Neutron Star

**The Daily Neutron Star** (commonly known as **TDNS**) was a short lived news publication owned and edited by TCoS drummer Doctor Gamer. During it's short lived publication life TDNS quickly gained a reputation for shocking revelations and exposing scandal related to the band leading to it developing a rivalry with The Daily Vortex. Notable stories include a photo of Danoftardis on Peladon, a phone hacking scandal involving TDV and it's editor Bundesrat and an expose on it's own editor Doctor Gamer and an apparent obsession with an alien which in the end lead to the downfall of the publication a little over seven months after starting up.

'Peladon Princess' edition'Anarchy at TDV' edition'Media Menace' edition'Deborah's Debarcle' edition'TDV Hacking Scandal' edition'Absorb Me' edition
Danbot

Robot Replica

**Danbot** is robot of unknown origin which has impersonated TCoS bass player Danoftardis numerous times with surprising success.

Danbot first appeared in May 2021 when it appeared on The Deborah J Show as a guest, during the interview host Deborah J seemed to be misled by Danbot's statement that it was the real Dan: "Meep morp yes I am human Dan I enjoy human activities". It was also revealed that it hangs out with the famous Auton duplicate of Avon at weekends. Following this interview there were many rumours about the origin of 'Danbot' with popular Clom based trash magazine 'Abzorb!' alledging that it was created by Danoftardis himself in order to avoid attending PR events and maintain his hermit lifestyle. Speaking to Daleks Jones about this story Mr. Oftardis Esq refuted it saying that while he does indeed hate PR events he doesn't "have a hairstyle nor the knowledge necessary to be a robot inventor, who do you think I am, Professor Kettlewell?".

Nonetheless rumours intensified with Danbot's appearance on the cover of Sgt Skaro's Lonely Tracks Club Cult seeming to confirm Danbot's links with the band. Some fans noted however that it was next to other famous impersonators of the band, including Auto duplicates, leading them to believe that Danbot was another unofficial replica of a TCoS band member intended to generate controversy and disrupt the band.
Daboftardis

**Daboftardis** is a solo single realeased by Danoftardis on the 8th of August 2021.

## Background

'Dab of Tardis' first featured as a video produced by Deborah J and uploaded to the Official TCoS YouTube channel on the 6th of August 2021. It allegedly showed fellow TCoS band member Danoftardis performing a contempory dance at the location previously used for the Merlin Was Wrong single. Media and fans alike were surprised at the release of the video as it appeared totally unplanned and rather random. Feedback was mixed with some loving the well known hermit Mr. oftardis Esq. engaging in modern culture while others felt disappointed, most notably a Victor Meldrew impersonator who via the comments section exclaimed "I want my 46 seconds back". DWT Records' PR department was quick to hit back though stating "I'll pop it in a jiffy bag and post it back to you, should be with you in 3-5 business days". Whether the individual was happy with the refund has never been ascertained.

Very quickly after the release of the video Danoftardis released a single via Popular Front Records entitled Daboftardis which some claimed was a shameless PR stunt thrown upon Danoftardis by his PR agent Campbell Alastair. Rumours also began to swirl that Mr. oftardis Esq. wasn't even featured in the video or on the song and that it was all a stunt dreamed up by Deborah J for purposes unknown. These were seemingly confirmed when he appeared on The Deborah J Show and said "I wouldn't know what a 'dab' was if it slapped me in the face and said Meep! I certainly don't remember filming that video and as far as I know the single is just white noise."

## Cover artwork

The cover art for the single featured a screen cap from the video with a colourful 'Danoftardis' overlaid. A new garish Danoftardis logo was designed to tastefully clash with the rest of the image. Well known space vagrant Colin Baker announced "I love it" while others were less keen, feeling that Danoftardis put little to no effort in and thought everyone were fools.
Porcelaingirl

Lyricist and frequent collaborator

**Porcelaingirl** is a frequent collaborator with TCoS, as well as regularly serving as the band's lyricist. It started existence as as a songwriting A.I. computer program. When it gained sentience, it was given a female body, code-named TARYN (she/her). In collaboration with the popular & amazing band TCoS, though, she continues to use the nickname Porcelaingirl, also known as PG. She's best known for writing the lyrics to one of TCoS's most popular tracks, "Everybody Wants to REL The World". She's occasionally called in to sing backing vocals and additional keyboards, and provides key creative elements when it comes to some new songs. She's easily recognisable by her bright copper ginger hair and her extremely pale skin. As of 2023, rumour has it she's working on a long-awaited solo album.
Hydra

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**Hydra** is a natural satellite of Pluto, with a diameter of approximately ~51 km.

## Hydra

Image of Hydra taken by New Horizons in July 14, 2015

## Physical Characteristics

### Mean Density

1.220 ± 0.150 g/cm³

Hydra is the fastest rotating moon of Pluto and like Nix, Kerberos and Styx, Hydra rotates chaotically due to gravitational pull between Pluto and Charon's binary system.
Sparroids Is Bae

**Sparroids Is Bae** (DWT UNNUMBERED) is a single released by TCoS on the 27th of July 2021.

The cover art for standard editionThe limited 'Ploppers' edition cover
Unnumbered and unattached to any of the group's studio albums, Sparroids Is Bae was the second song to be hastily written and released entirely to capitalise on the antics of the band's lead guitarist, Sparrow. In this instance, Sparrow had been hitting the gym pretty hard during production of the "You Belong to Uzz" studio album, and *allegedly* using some enhancing chemicals to increase his lumpily muscular physique. Because of this, many fans had noticed in previews of the upcoming band photoshoot that the guitarist's head was looking rather disproportionately small atop his thick chunky neck, to which Deborah J immediately jumped to her bandmates defence, stating that the group still loved Sparrow even if he did look like a bunch of balloons, and that indeed "Sparroids is bae" a phrase which rapidly began appearing on fan made t-shirts and placards and on TCoS memes throughout the internet. To make the most of this well recieved turn of phrase, the group rushed the single through production, the cover art being a crudely drawn doodle of a muscular Sparrow, and the song making liberal use of the popular titular phrase. An ultra rare 'Ploppers Edition' was also made, every 1 order in 1,000 recieved this copy making it one of TCoS' rarest and most sought after releases. The only discernible difference with this edition is a speech bubble with the word "ploppers" inside, a word often used by Sparrow during rehearsals.

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Alandia

Map of Alandia taken May 27th, 2023

**Alandia** [AL] is a country that exists within CSMP: New Horizons. It was the first country in the season to be created. It was the most populous as well as the richest nation in New Horizons before it was raided by Mushroom. With Aidan being the leader, a large portion of the members of the CSMP used to live in Alandia; some lived there fully and some lived there only partially.

### History

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Esperantist Carly, also known as Karli, would frequently visit Alandia in attempt to colonize the Alandian populace with Esperantist customs, building a cool people raft along the bank of the Alandia strait. She would frequently yell at Alandians in Esperanto until they seemed to understand her speech. These missionaries were repeatedly unsuccessful.

### Geography

#### Placement

Alandia straddles along both shores of the main river, which connects eastward to Disejo and east to the ocean. A bridge centres the country which is the main connector between the two sides. The north end of the country is a taiga forest, while the south is mostly deciduous temperate forest.

#### Connections

The nearby country of Disejo is accessible by boat via the main river, which can be accessed by using the eastern boat launch. Torchland can be travelled to by foot or by the Torchlandia Tramway on the northern side of the country, which historically terminated in Lexi's Kingdom, now Arbaria.

### Terrorism

There have been multiple attacks on Alandia which are considered acts of terrorism.

#### October Bombings

In the former half of October 2023, players Mushroom and Eclipse conducted a series of mass bombings within the borders of Alandia. A majority of the nation was destroyed, including monuments, homes, and services that were beyond the point of possible restoration.

### Reputation

#### Status

Alandia's status as a rich and powerful nation has put its name on the big stage since the beginning of the server nearing to when it was founded. Citizens of Alandia, former and current, hold high respect and are generally well-liked by a majority of the server players.

#### Legacy

Alandia contributes largely to Season 5 lore, and is still today used as a minor travel hub between nations, which is slowly being replaced with Sandland and Torchlandia as demographics have shifted.
The Ultimate Adventure

**The Ultimate Adventure** (DWT 011) is a studio album released by TCoS

the front cover art for the 2021 reissue of The Ultimate Adventurethe front cover art for the original 2019 release of The Ultimate Adventurethe front cover art for the early test pressing of The Ultimate AdventureThe back cover art for The Ultimate Adventure (consistant across all three releases)
For their fourth studio album, the band went for a far more conventional and mainstream pop sound, after the far more experimental nature of their previous entry **Big Ass Photos**. Described by critics as "Less ambitious but far more pleasing to the ear" the album proved to be a massive commercial success, hitting broader listening audiences in a way the group hadn't quite reached before. This began a pattern of a highly commercially viable album followed by a more experimental or high-concept EP or album, then another more commercial album and so on, allowing the group to maintain high public interest while still exercising their creative talents. The album is also notable for having come out immediately on the heels of the announcement of the romantic entwinement between bassist Danoftardis and Sheba - the album itself featuring a love ballad by the former dedicated to the latter. The Ultimate Adventure was released on the 12th of August 2019, following the accidental release of a test pressing two days earlier, which featured rougher draft artwork.

A little under two years later, for the band's second anniversary, the album was remastered and rereleased, with its front cover artwork completely remade, as many bandmembers had been unhappy with the original. The new artwork was more consistent with that featured on the back. The Ultimate Adventure was the first release to feature the famous "Hand Drawn" TCOS logo, a fan favourite, which received a number of small alterations over time to tidy it up.

## Track Listing

1. Mighty Menoptra
2. My Regeneration
3. SV7
4. Sheba
5. Reverse Terminus
6. Featurng Poato/Potao
7. Imbed images
8. Zealous Zarbi
9. Anikan
10. How Many Rods (must a men work down?)
11. Will You Still Love Me, Two Sparrows?
12. The Sound of The Silence
13. Bok DJ
14. Abokey Mcabey
15. Feeling Ood

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Gridr

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**Gridr**, originally known as **S/2004 S 20**, is a natural satellite of Saturn. Its discovery was announced by Scott S. Sheppard, David C. Jewitt, and Jan Kleyna on October 7, 2019 from observations taken between December 12, 2004 and March 22, 2007.

## Designations

### Alternative Names

Saturn LIV
S/2004 S 20
S2423b

## Physical Characteristics

### Diameter

4 km

It received its permanent designation **Saturn LIV** in June 2021.

Gridr is about ~4 kilometres in diameter, and orbits Saturn at an average distance of 19.418 Gm in 1010.55 days, at an inclination of 163° to the ecliptic, in a retrograde direction and with an eccentricity of 0.197.