Grandma's Not Doing too Good

"*Don't send this to your grandma. This is not a good grandma tribute.*"
―Erik
Grandma's Not Doing too Good is the 73rd lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on August 24, 2017.

## Summary

Erik apologizes about the lack of content, explaining that his grandma isn't doing too good. He teamkills a kid and then challenges his students to guess what's wrong with his grandma. To demonstrate grandmas, he puts on a video of someone showing his grandma porn.

Erik talks to a doctor on the phone and gets bad news. He decides to send his grandma a funny video and finds a compilation of old people fails. That doesn't seem like its a good fit though because it's mostly just old people getting hurt. Erik puts on another video of an old woman, but it's just a guy punching her in the face. Most of the comments are people celebrating the violence instead of appreciating the grandma.

Next he puts on a video of two grandmas fighting, but he doesn't want to see it. Then he watches a grandma heiling Hitler and finds a bunch of Nazis in the comments. Then Erik accidentally opens up a porn video about a grandma. He leaves a comment on there and opens another grandma video but it's just a Hitler speech.

The answer to what's wrong with Erik's grandma is that she's even healthier than Erik and he's not going to get her social security money.

## Comments

*Why in your right mind would you show your grandma porn, to get a laughs? Subs? Because you think its funny?Your one fucked up dude!*
- Dave D

*Hey fuck you Dave! I hope my grandchildren introduce ME to the future of jerking off when I'm old and unable to master the latest technologies. I wanna plug a computer into my 80 year old asshole and get a 20 year old's boner so I can jizz out some screaming ghosts. Oh and also to all the current grandparents out there, sorry about the nazis coming back*
- Erik

*Yo I'm 90 and lovin these monthly old people fails, helps remind me that in their natural state human beings can live to be 200 years old but the illuminati have capped it off through chemicals in the tap water and vaccines distributed to our children like the herd of cattle they are. Back in my day, the only needles going in our kids were sewing needles because they were all working in textile factories for dogshit pay and getting crushed to death by shoddy support beams because guess what, we let kids build the factories too! It was cheaper and that's how we liked it. Also it was a white paradise, but my granddaughter says I can't talk like that in public. I knew a nun who would have beat the shit out of her snippy ass back in the day.**Clint Eastwood's my favorite director and give this comment a like if you can't take a shower alone anymore.*
- Erik

*Yo one time I was in the checkout line at my local kroger and some old lady wanted to get up in my shit so I launched that bitch into the deli section. But, because this isn't Russia, I was immediately arrested when everyone around me held me to the floor while screaming "he just hit an old lady!" in between punches to my neck while I struggled to get free. I wound up in jail for assault, and the trial was pretty much open and shut because I was caught on video giving that old bat the uppercut of her life. Before this, she thought losing her son in Da Nang was the hardest blow she'd ever take.**I guess basically what I'm saying is I wish I lived in Russia where you can do whatever the fuck you want like knock out grandmas, build apartment buildings without regulations, and poison journalists. Hell if I lived in Russia I'd want to work as a building code official because those guys seem to get paid for doing nothing. Inversely, the last thing I'd want to do is actually live in an apartment building in Russia. I mean one good earthquake and America's coming to drink up that oil hahaaaaaa! At least that's what my grandma says, she doesn't trust those red fucks worth a damn since they threatened to nuke her kids back in the 60's. Anyway circling around to my earlier point, the polite thing to do is just to smack a grandma when she gets too close. 9/11*
- Erik

*Yo what up naziiiiis! You know I'm not too different from y'all. I'm a big fan of Hunter S. Thompson and that guy shot himself in the head too. Real sad to see your heroes go out like that. Only difference I guess is Hunter S. thought nazis were like stray dogs to be kicked at until they went away to starve somewhere else. You all actually remind me of that movie "300" with Gerard Butler, where they're so ripped and badass and horribly outnumbered, and you know they were giving each other handjobs on those lonely nights but that didn't make it into the movie because it probably made them look too much like what you guys do. I mean it might be fake news that nazis have a hard time dating, but something tells me there's no tinder app for the master race. It's cool though, hey I've toured with bands, sometimes you gotta do a little group jerk. I totally get where you're all coming from, glad we had this conversation, call your grandma. And yo if you get mad because of this comment just take it up with George Soros who paid me to post it.*
- Erik

*Why in your right mind would you put your grandma in a porn, to get a laughs? Subs? Because you think its funny?Your one fucked up dude!*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ This lesson was released two weeks after the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, Virginia in which white supremacists protested the removal of a Confederate statue.

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