Army Objects

**Army Objects** is a spin off season to The Daily Object Show, though this season is not Season 9 of the series, FusionAnimations said that the season is in the same vein of "Fall Objects", where it's in the same universe but now an actual season of the main show.

Thought this started as an April Fool's joke, it started to become a main season as a spin-off.

## Episodes

* **So Excited I Could Explode**
* **How to Safely Use a Firearm**
* **What is Your Name?**
* **Rain on Your Grenade**

## Plot

A black van drives in and drops off five people in a military camp, the host welcomes them, Lemon is confused on what where he is, Diary says he doesn't want this, Sketchpad says he gets draw portraits of the war they had, Shoe seems not to care, and Emerald says he just wants a job (after he was fired from his previous job).

The host hears what he wanted; he tells the five contestants that they will be compete in various military tests, and whoever does the best will get to go home with "The Job Token", with that token, one of them can get any job in the world, which the contestants really want to get.

The host explains the first test is to cross the minefield without dying, the first person to do so will be safe, Shoe asks Diary they should team up, but Diary says his name is "Journal", but Shoe doesn't care, Lemon walks simply and detonates a mine, which kills him, some of his juice lands on Diary and Shoe's eye, which blinds the two, Diary accidentally slips while holding Shoe, where he also detonates a mine, which kills the two, and this shocks Emerald.

Sketchpad makes a line with his paintbrush, when his line was being made, the line hits Emerald which pushes him to the ground and made him touch and detonate a mine, which kills him, after the line is made, Sketchpad runs to the other side, and makes it to the end, Sketchpad wins the challenge, while everyone else is up for elimination.

Lemon walks up to Shoe and talks to him, he tells him that he is "there for him", which confuses Shoe, Lemon tells him that if he doesn't vote for him, then he won't vote for him, Shoe decides to actually agree with him, In Lemon's mind, he says that he has secured his victory in the game, as long as Shoe is his ally, they can dominate the entire game, in the last challenge, Shoe needed help to complete the challenge, getting to the finale with him, and he is set for a competition win. But it sadly lasts very short as Targetti tells Lemon that he is eliminated with 1080 votes, meaning his plan has already failed, while everyone else is safe with Emerald having 427 votes, Diary with 562 votes, and Shoe with 1006 votes.

After the elimination, Targetti tells the contestants that the second test is to use and shoot a gun on a dummy directly to the head, the first one to do it will be safe, Shoe shoots his gun but ends up missing, Sketchpad doesn't use the gun and instead, draw a picture of the gun, Emerald tries to shoot, but the Sun comes in and he ends up shining, a part of the light ends up setting Diary on fire and he runs to the water,

Emerald shining then blinds Sketchpad and Shoe, but Shoe, who was still holding his gun ended up shooting his shot and it directly hits the dummy on the head, which makes him win the challenge, while everyone else is up for elimination.

Emerald asks the host if he going to start next challenge soon, he tells him that the next challenge will happen soon, but asks him why the hesitation, Emerald was about tell him why he was hesitating, but the host then asks Emerald if he even knows his name, and then starts accusing him Emerald on how he forgot his name, even know Emerald said he never told him or anyone his name.

The host tells Emerald that if it was up to him, he will eliminate him on the spot, but he can't as Emerald has the least number of votes with 793, Emerald asks the host if this was the elimination, but he tells him he doesn't know anymore, he then tells Sketchpad he had the most votes with 1154 and is eliminated, while Diary is safe with 838 votes, Sketchpad is disappointed that he is eliminated, he does say it was a fun time but calls the host "Military Computer", which he is shocked on Sketchpad that he doesn't know his name (with Emerald screaming in the back ground saying that he never told them his name).

The host had enough with the situation, he tells Sketchpad to go leave and he is done, he tells the final 3 to prepare themselves for the hardest challenge yet, the host tells them that the third test is for them to get across the barbed wire, the first person to get across will go to the finale.

Diary starts going across, crawling slowly, Shoe asks himself how to across, he then asks Emerald if they want to team up together and tells him that he is very carriable, Emerald agrees with him Shoe and they team up, Shoe then starts to do his plan (which could have been using Emerald so he can get to the finale), but Emerald had other plans, he puts is legs inside of Shoe, using him to get across and without taking any damage, which makes Shoe scream in pain with him getting cut by the barbed wire, he then passes Diary, which makes him get trapped in the barbed wire.

Emerald makes it across the barbed wire, The host says that his "favorite contestant wins". Emerald tells him to just tell him his name, The host tells him that his name is "Targetti", Emerald tells him that is a weird name, which he explains that he is a Targeting Computer, Emerald wins the challenge and will go on to the finale, while Diary and Shoe are up for elimination.

Targetti starts the final elimination, he tells the final two there was 3158 votes, he tells Diary that he is safe with 1248 votes, and will go to the finale, and Shoe is eliminated with 1910 votes, Shoe questions how he is eliminated, and he suffered the most, Targetti tells Shoe that in war, the suffrage does not equate to anything, and what matter the most is who comes out on top.

After the elimination, it's down to the final two with Emerald and Diary, whoever wins will get The Job Token, before Targetti tells the final two what their final test will be, he is then shot, which frightens them, Targetti only got a cracked in screen and tells them that they are in war.

Then the person comes out and reveals himself as Grenade, he tells them he was the one that they were in war this whole time, he tells Targetti that his army and him will steal his land and then kill them, Targetti tells them that the final test is to defeat Grenade and his army, whoever defeats them and stop the war will win.

Diary uses a gun and shoot down some of the Bullets, then Emerald starts shining on some Bullets blinding them, after defeating Grenade's army, the two then go after Grenade, the two then start arguing that they want the job, then the 3 of them fall down from a cliff, Grenade explodes, killing him and Diary, but Emerald lands up back to the top and survived.

Targetti tells Emerald that he has defeat Grenade and his army, making him win competition, he then gives him The Job Token, he tells him that he can use it once to get any job in the world and to choose it wisely, he tells Emerald that he has been a great service to his squad and the two then salute each other. Emerald says that this was the best day of his life, he then decides to use the Job Token on the job he once had, going back to Cigar's old store, and starts working there again, which presumably making him the new owner of the store (despite what happened to Cigar, Emerald is unaware about the events of the series).

In the post credit scene, Emerald is cleaning the window outside, then he sees the sky turning red and lighting striking, Emerald then hears over a voice near Cobalt Mountain.

## Trivia

* **Continuity and Placement:** While it is unknown what time this took place, all we know is that after the competition ends, the ending takes place before the events of Evil Never Dies.