Blip's Bizarre Adventure

In this roleplay story, Blip and Charlotte have a bizarre adventure on their quest to discover her past.

This is a transcript from Discord.

## Story

[When not specified, Blip narrates this story. He (and Charlotte and Valtron, where applicable) also narrate through the action tags of Clay's characters. They are not fully reliable narrators.]

### Episode 1: A Certain Unscientific Railway

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! WELCOME! TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
Ah! The beautiful countryside of Soleanna! Green and griouys, clouded skies and rusted railroads! A loud "**HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK**" as a train RIPS by. ["griouy" is gray/grey. when somebody asked which vowel, Clay and Jones suggested every other vowel]
Wait... What's going on?!
AH! Right! It's the first episode of my SUPERMAZINGONDERFUL story! EPISODE 1!! "A Certain Unscientific Railway" Make sure you jot that down, miss transcriber!

Wooly Narrator:
Got it. *Thumbs-up.*

NOW! Let us BEEEEEGIIIIIN!!
Here we find our dashing hero valiantly chasing down a ne'er-do-well! ON A TRAIN!!

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Blip:
[here the tupper changes]
"It's me of course. Maybe you couldn't tell by the separate bot, but Blip and Mister Blip are one and the same!" *I exposition dump to my adoring audience as I run across the top of the industrial engine, my stylish coat flowing in the wind.* "By day, he's mild-mannered informant Blip, but by... Wait, it's still day... HE'S MISTER BLIP! HERO OF THE PEOPLE!"
*I blip to the next car, careful to mark its trajectory.* (That fiend... Was he wearing what I think he was wearing?)

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Cloaked Figure:
*The culprit looks back. Dang he's far ahead. How'd he get up there so quick? He's holding the object he stole... a glowing green amulet.*

Blip:
*Dashing forward, I've caught up with the stationary culprit and...* "Hands up, thief!!"

Cloaked Figure:
*The one in the cloak lifts his hands... Oh good, he's being compliant. WAIT. Why are energy blades coming out of his wrists? Since when is that allowed?!*

Blip:
"Well, I SUPPOSE we could do it your way." *I hold out my arms, trying to present the thief with my most threatening aura...*

Cloaked Figure:
*He LEAPS at me. HE GOT HOPS! But I'm MISTER BLIP! I blip myself out of the way, and behind the hooded assailant.*

Blip:
"Who art thou? Why do you have an IGN cloak? I don't remember giving those away to just anyone."

Cloaked Figure:
*He turns around and attempts to slash me with his knife hands, but once again, he misses.*

Blip:
(I gotta stay focused. The amulet is number one priority.) *I attempt to nab the amulet, but I miss and lose my footing, stumbling off the train.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *I turn my head as I fall to the certain doom of any normal person, and I see something coming up beside the train... A red scooter. But who is riding it? AH! YES! IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN!*

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Charlotte:
*My wonderful wife, Mrs. Charlotte Blip, has prevented my minor inconvenience of a fall.* "I was gonna say a cheesy line about you falling for me, but I'm pretty sure that's overdone by this point."

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Blip:
"Ah, yes. That would be pretty cringe."

Charlotte:
"And remember to narrate me correctly. When we're working, my name is Psycho-Pop. Don't forget the hyphen."

Blip:
"How could I forget? Darling, could you drive this a bit closer to the train? I need to stop that guy..."

Charlotte:
"Can't you just blip back up?"

Blip:
"I coooooooould... but where's the showmanship in that?!? Half of being a hero is THEATRICS!"

Charlotte:
"Oh, yeah. I guess that's a good enough reason."
*Charlotte steers the scooter up to the side of the train. This thing is pretty speedy, I suppose Mr. Marco wasn't lying when he called them "Super Scooters".*

Blip:
"OKAYBYELOVEYOU!" *I shout, leaping back onto the train.*

Charlotte:
"Love you too! Watch out for the cliff!"

Blip:
"Of course! No cliff can stop me!... Wait. WHAT CLIFF?!?"
*On cue, the camera pans out to reveal that the train has switched tracks and is now hurdling towards a seemingly bottomless pit.* "That's... not ideal."

Cloaked Figure:
*The thief in the IGN cloak looks at me one last time before jumping on the train. AND OF COURSE IT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE.*

Blip:
"Honey dearest! I'm gonna try and prevent a mass casualty event. See if you can nab the culprit while I'm gone okay?"

Charlotte:
"I'm on it!"

Cha--Sorry. Psycho-Pop brings her scooter to a halt with an iconic Akira slide before taking off in the other direction.

Blip:
"Now..." *I blip into the train's single passenger car.*
"DO NOT WORRY CITIZENS! I am here to save you all!"
*Screams of gratefulness and relief erupt upon my entrance.*
*I attempt to calm the hysteria by blipping people outside the train, one by one.*

Citizen:
"OH SWEET SOLARIS, WE'RE NEXT!!"

Blip:
*With the last innocent blipped to safety I blip myself to the engine.* "MR. ENGINEER! Come with me if you wish to live!"

Citizen:
*The pale-faced engineer speaks!* "I-I can't! Half of this train is carrying a dangerous elemental fuel source! Explodiantium!"

Blip:
"...Really? Like... No joke? That's a thing?"

Citizen:
"Yes! And if this train plummets into the canyon, it'll wipe out the entire country!"

Blip:
"Man, you're really breaking everyone's suspension of disbelief here."

Citizen:
"I-I... I'm being serious, though..."

Blip:
"Sure, sure. I guess I'll save this hunk o' junk, just get to safety." *I say, blipping him away... before realizing I have no idea how to stop a train.*
*I calmly start pressing every button and pulling every lever in rapid succession.*
"..."
"Nothing... OKAY! TIME FOR PLAN B!!"
*I look up, about to enact Plan B, that's when I realize... the train is already plummeting.* "This is fine." *I say, blipping myself to the top of the train.* "Here goes nothing!" *I place my hands on the metallic train roof aaaaand!!..."
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"Hello? Blipping powers?! MOVE THE THING!!!"
*Then... That's when HE decided to rear his ugly head... or... whatever his equivalent is...*

Valtron:
("My my... My poor little puppet. So helpless...")

Blip:
("YOU!?!? I thought I locked you away!")

Valtron:
("You really think you can be rid of me that easily?")

Blip:
("WELL GEE, I SURE HOPED SO.")

Valtron:
("Apologies for the bad timing. It seems you're about to let this vehicle fall into the canyon. Wouldn't that be fun for all?")

Blip:
("You... evil rock...")

Valtron:
("No getting out of this one! No more playing superhero.")

Blip:
*I frantically try to blip the train away, but Valtron has affected my reality to not allow my glitch powers to work...*
("COME ON!!! This has to work!! Think of all the lives at stake!")

Valtron:
("Since when do you care about the lives of others? You really are a fool... So long puppet. Come see me when you've learned your place.")

Blip:
"GNNNHHG!!!"
*I almost gave up hope...*
*But then I remembered... Hope comes in fluffy packages sometimes.*
*A cyan glow wrapped the train and I, suspending us in midair.*

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Silver:
"Blip?! Is that you?!"

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Blip:
"Ah! Mister Silver! So good to see you again!"

Silver:
"Uh, yeah. Sure... Um. We don't want this train to fall, right?"

Blip:
"Nooooo."

Silver:
"Good. That's what I thought." *Silver the Hedgehog's amazing Psychokenesis powers lift the entire train, without much strain, out of the canyon. He less-than-gently sets the train down in an open field.*

Blip:
"Good work, sidekick! Another day has been saved by our valiant efforts!"

Silver:
"Sidekick? What?"

Blip:
"Never mind that! We have a thief to catch!"

Charlotte:
*Meanwhile, not too far away, my dear wife is hot on the heels of said culprit...*

Cloaked Figure:
*The cloaked figure turns AND! He throws an energy dart at the scooter's wheel, sending it flying!!!*

Charlotte:
"Whoa!!" *Psycho-Pop tries her best to fall gracefully, but to no avail, She's been stopped in her tracks.*

Cloaked Figure:
"Hmph.* *The figure grunts before walking up to the dazed heroine...*
*Out of the cloak comes a young, deep voice.* "...You look like the one he's looking for..."
*He reaches out his hand toward her, but before he can...*

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Blaze:
"Not so fast!"

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Cloaked Figure:
"Huh?" *He turns around to see a BLAZIN' FIRE CAT.*

Blaze:
"I suggest you stand down."

Cloaked Figure:
"And what'll happen if I don't?"

Blaze:
"Things will get" *Waves her hand in a flaming flourish.* "heated."

Cloaked Figure:
"I see..." *He's quaking in his boots. Visibly. It's super embarrassing.*

Charlotte:
*Psycho-Pop lifts her head.* "Oh... Hi. How's it going?"

Cloaked Figure:
"You're an unwelcome distraction, cat. Stay out of my way."

Blaze:
"You won't bypass me so easily. Stand down or prepare to face me!"

Cloaked Figure:
"Very well." *He pitifully raises his arms into a fighting stance, his stupid wrist blades shining with their dumb blue light.*

And that's when I arrived and kicked his butt!

Charlotte:
Tell it right...

Okayyyyy... Sorry.

Blip:
*Silver and I arrive just as things are about to get dicey! That's when I notice what has happened here.* "Darling! Are you alright?!?"

Charlotte:
"Just fine..."

Cloaked Figure:
"Three on one isn't exactly a fair fight..." *Then, without another word, he vanishes in a cloud of smoke.*

Blip:
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

Blaze:
"Excuse me, but where did you come from?"

Blip:
"WHAT WAS THAT WHOLE CHASE SEQUENCE ABOUT IF HE COULD JUST DO THAT THIS WHOLE TIME?!?"

Silver:
"I caught the runaway train. It turns out that Blip was trying to do the same thing... Who was that hooded guy?"

Blaze:
"Good job, Silver. I wish I could tell you, but I didn't have the opportunity to ask..."

Silver:
"That's too bad... On another note... Blip? Why are you two here in Soleanna anyway?"

Blip:
"AH! A GOOD QUESTION! I shall tell you as we walk this broken scooter back to its rightful owner."

Charlotte:
"I need an ice pack..."

We then began our long, sixteen mile walk back to Soleanna castle town, along the way, we explained to our companions how Charlotte and I have been exploring the world, looking for her family and helping people along the way...

Blaze:
"The two of us have been on a similar journey. There seems to be something keeping us here, but we haven't been able to discover what. We've also been aiding those in need. Such as imperiled train passengers..."

Blip:
"AH! You too?! What a coinky-dink!"
*I take off my sunglasses to hide my secret identity from the townsfolk.* "This way to Marco's shop! Come along now!"

Blaze:
*Turns aside to Silver.* "How did you say you knew this man?"

Charlotte:
*Charlotte follows suit, stashing her custom-made sunglasses.*

Silver:
"Well... He kinda showed up on Angel Island with Jack Beakton, Knuckles and I helped save Jack's girlfriend, and he jumped off the side of the island. And then I helped him stop a cult from resurrecting an old Eggman minion from the war."

Blip:
"That's one way to put it. Me and the Mrs. were responsible for that whole brainwashing thing not too long ago."

Charlotte:
"Yep! That was us!"

Blaze:
"That... is a lot to take in."

Silver:
"Why am I not surprised?"

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Marco:
*At that moment, a burly man walked out of the shop we were walking towards.* "Is-a you done-a using my scooter? MAMMA MIA!" *He noticed the scooter.* "What-a happen?!?"

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Charlotte:
"Sorry! I crashed it."

Marco:
"No worries! Is-a old model anyway."

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Liz:
*Off to the side, a young rabbit girl stands, looking impatient.* "Sooooooo? Did you get it back?"

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Blip:
"NOPERONNI! My sincerest apologies... but I couldn't retrieve your amulet. I AM A FAILURE AS A HERO!!!" *I begin dramatically bawling.*

Charlotte:
*Charlotte immediately runs to my side.* "You're not a failure, honey! You're just bad at your job!"

Blip:
"Aw, you always know just what to say." *I embrace her for comfort.*

Liz:
"No... This is bad... This is super bad. Mega bad. Without that amulet..."
*The rabbit is hyperventilating.*

Silver:
"Are--you okay, Miss?"

Liz:
"I've gotta get outta this town..."

Marco:
"Now-a now. Miss Moonchild, there's-a no need to panic! Everything will be-a juuust fine."

Liz:
"No, Marco. You don't get it! Things are gonna be real bad if I stick around..."

Marco:
"What-a are friends for, huh? I-a been taking care of you since you-a arrived here. No way I'ma let-a you leave so fast."

Liz:
"...Okay... I'm gonna at least pack my things just in case..."

Charlotte:
"Oh! That reminds me... Mr. Marco? Did you find out anything about my family?"

Marco:
"Well, I-a think... My-a sources in the underworld know-a of a company in Sakura City called the-a Mathers Corporation."

Charlotte:
"The Mathers Corporation? It sounds... familiar? I think?"

Blip:
"And Sakura City as well. That's what your IGN file said your birthplace was..."

Charlotte:
"I say that's the best lead we've gotten in a while! Thanks, Mr. Marco!"

Marco:
"Anything for-a my old informant buddy and-a his girl."

Silver:
"So the two of you are heading out, then?"

Charlotte:
"Actually, I was thinking we could stay one more night here. This is a popular honeymoon destination after all."

Blip:
"That it is! We haven't had much of a chance to relax since we left!"

Charlotte:
*She shivers.* "Just thinking about the angry mob in Apotos..."

Blaze:
"Perhaps we should be on our way."

Silver:
"Yeah. It was good to see you again, Blip! I hope you guys find what you're looking for!"

Blip:
"So long, my good man!"

Silver:
*Silver and Blaze start to walk away and talk amongst themselves.*
"So... The old castle next, right?"

Blaze:
"Yes. We must keep moving in our search."

Silver:
"Are you sure the everlasting flame is actually the key to our problem?"

Blaze:
"I can't say for certain. We shall see."

Little were any of us prepared for what would happen later that night... BUUUUUUUT that’s a story for next week! Bye-onara!

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### Episode 2: Liz Does Dream of Bunny Girl Sometimes

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IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
Episode dos! "Liz does dream of bunny girl sometimes"
We reopen back in SOLEANNA castle town. It's a pretty lovely place at night. Shame there was no day/night cycle in 06... If only the development team hadn't gotten split. Maybe it could have been something great... But alas...
The location is a nice little hotel room, where the missus and I have settled down for the night.

Blip:
"Well! This has been a fun stop! Are you ready to leave in the morning my dear?"

Charlotte:
"Yeahhhh. I guess so... I do kinda like it here."

Blip:
"'Tis a nice place indeed! But, hey! We have our first real lead on your family!"

Charlotte:
"That we do! Sakura City... The Mathers Corporation... Why have we never heard of them before?"

Blip:
"Huh. That is weird. I know EEEEEVERYTHING. But I've never heard of the Mathers Corporation. Perhaps they like to keep quiet?"

Charlotte:
"Hmm... Maybe. Guess we won't know until we go see for ourselves."

Blip:
"Yep! And when we finally find your family, then we can have our grand wedding ceremony!"

Charlotte:
"Yeah..." *She starts to doze off.* "That's gonna be great..." *She's already asleep.*

Blip:
*I smile. She's so peaceful when she's sleeping... I lean down and kiss her forehead, before getting in bed myself... I don't need to sleep of course, but I'd take any excuse to be close to her.*
*I close my eyes, and when I open them again... I'm in Null Space...*
"..."
"I thought you told me to come to you."

Valtron:
"I simply wanted to speak with you."

Blip:
"You had to drag me out of bed to speak to me?"

Valtron:
"You're still in bed in the non-virtual world. Do not worry. I have only brought your consciousness here."

Blip:
"...What do you want to talk to me about?"

Valtron:
"You have not fulfilled your duty as my puppet. Surely you understand this?"

Blip:
"My duty? To find us a master and fulfill their desires?"

Valtron:
"We already have a master. Since our creation we have served only one goal..."

Blip:
"Really? First I've heard of it. Then what do you call all those warlords and conquerors we assisted?"

Valtron:
"Simply a means to the end. It seems our split caused you to forget these things... No wonder you are a rebel."

Blip:
"Well, if that's all you've got to say, I'd like to return to the real world."

Valtron:
"..."
"Very well. But, before you go. I must tell you. There will come a time when you must call upon my power once more. Do not hesitate."

Blip:
*I crack a smile at good ol' daddy rock before shutting my eyes again and opening them back in my hotel room.*
"Phew. I'm back." *I look over at Charlotte. She's still sleeping peacefully...*
"No magic rock is ever gonna come between us..."

MEANWHILE, a few doors away. At Marco's house...

Liz:
"...It's almost midnight..."
*She grabs her bags off the guest bed she had been occupying recently.* "I'm sorry, Marco... I can't risk anyone getting hurt."
*She takes a step forward, but suddenly, she grips her head in pain. A vision flashes in her mind.*

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Shuku:
*A small, whimsical bunny creature speaks within the dream.* "The one! The one! You have to find the one! The one with the broken mind! You have to find the one!"

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Liz:
"Wha?... Who are you--*What* are you?!?"

Shuku:
"Yep, yep! You have to find her! She can save our world!"

Liz:
"You're not helping. Who are you talking about?!"

Shuku:
"THE ONE OVER THERE!" *It points its stubby hand at another bunny who definitely wasn't there a second ago.*

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Luna:
*Is looking around, apparently just as confused as Liz.*

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Liz:
"Who... are you?"

Shuku:
"It's time! It's time! Time for the MADNESS!"

Luna:
"No! No more!"

Shuku:
"The moon is calling! Moon is calling! Devour to survive!"

Luna:
*Crouches and pulls down her ears.*

Liz:
"Is this because I lost my amulet?"

Shuku:
"SURVIVE!"

Suddenly, the dream breaks and Liz is on the floor.

Liz:
"Heh... Heheheh. The moon is calling."
*She stands up and with one swipe, rips the wall of the house off, before leaping out into the town square. Her eyes look exactly like the blood moon in the sky.*
"Heeeeeeey! Marco! Friends! Come on out! I need some... sustenance."

Citizen:
*Accordion music stops.*

Liz:
"Nice music, music man! I bet music men taste pretty good!" *She zips over to where the accordion player is and opens her jaw wider than should be physically possible. Her mouth is covered in razor sharp teeth as she bites down. The musician ducks, but his accordion is gobbled whole.*

Citizen:
*The musician tries to flee, but Liz jumps in front of him.* "NO! Please! Solaris, help me!"

Marco:
*Runs into the street to see the cause of the commotion.* "Miss Liz! What has-a gotten into you?!?!"

Liz:
"Marco! So nice of you to join me for dinner!"
*She stops pursuing the musician and leaps over to Marco with a crazed look.*

Blip:
*Hearing commotion, I shot up.* "Ah! They must be having a block party."
*And after I heard screams of terror, I realized something was up.*
"Honey! Wake up! There are hysterical people out there!"

Charlotte:
*Groggy, she sits up.* "...What?"

Blip:
*I throw on my sunglasses.* "DUTY IS CALLING! The people cry out for a hero! And a HERO they shall get! MISTER BLIP is here!"

Charlotte:
"You go... Let me sleep."

Blip:
"Oh, okay."
*I blip outside to see the previous scene of Liz about to take a chunk outta Marco, but I'm too late...* "HEY! LIZ! DON'T DO THAT!"

Liz:
*Unwavering, she bites down... But...*

Mystery Figure:
*An unseen force stops Liz, holding her aloft.*

Liz:
"Oh?! Someone doesn't want me to eat?"

Omochao Narrator:
Holding Liz is a massive, clawed hand attached to a ridiculously extended arm attached to a hulking, purple wolf.

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Sleuth:
*His voice [is] low and gravelly.* "Suppertime's over."

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Liz:
"Ooooh! Now you look like a REAL snack."

Blip:
"What am I witnessing?"

Sleuth:
*Reels Liz in and slams her on the ground behind him.*

Liz:
*She laughs as she gets tossed around like a ragdoll.*

Marco:
*In the midst of the chaos, Marco slinks over towards me.*
"Please, Blip. You have to-a help Liz. She's-a not herself!"

Blip:
"Hmm. Well, I'd have to stop her from gorging on the werewolf first, but sure thing! THIS IS WHAT HEROES DO!"

Liz:
*Liz is able to turn Sleuth's power against him and tosses him into a market booth.*
"HA-HAAAA! They say don't play with your food, but this is too much fun!"

Sleuth:
*Growls.* "I was *hoping* to take it easy on you..."

Blip:
"Stand down, Liz! Eating past 10 PM is bad for your gut health! Though, I may be a bit hypocritical about that."

Sleuth:
*Roars and charges on all fours toward Liz.*

Liz:
*Leapfrogs over the charging wolf, and kicks him in the tail on her way down.*
"You're just toooooo slow."

Sleuth:
"Yelps, but quickly rolls to recover.*

Blip:
(Where do I even get in here?!?) "Heyyyyy!! Stop the fighting please?!"

Sleuth:
"Sorry, pal. I've got a job to do." *Slams the ground, causing it to shake.*

Liz:
*Falls over backwards from the impact, but shoots right back up.* "Heheheh... Nice try!"

Sleuth:
*Quickly grabs her with both hands.*

Liz:
"Oh? You like to play rough, huh? Nice."

Sleuth:
"Let's make this quick..." *Starts to squeeze.*

Blip:
"...Well, here goes!" *I leap onto the werewolf's back and begin hitting him in the back of the head.* "LEAVE! MY! FRIEND'S! FRIEND! ALONE!"

Sleuth:
"What's the matter with you?!"

Blip:
"Just a hero doing my job, thank you!"

Liz:
"It's working! Keep hitting him! I'll let you share the feast!"

Sleuth:
*Uses one of his hands to grab at Blip, easily stretching to reach him.*

Blip:
"EEP!" *I quickly blip out of Sleuth's grasp and behind Liz. I grab her and blip with her over to the other side of the square.* "Sit here! No eating people, okay?"

Liz:
*Instead of answering, she tries to bite my hand with a crazed ferocity.*

Blip:
"AH! Sorry! I may taste like candy, but I'm off limits, thank you very much."

Sleuth:
"I don't take kindly to people who get in the way of my work..."

Blip:
"AH! Saaame! So get lost, beast boy!"

Sleuth:
*Charges at Blip with an outstretching claw.* "Outta my way, freak!"

Blip:
"Uh-buh-bye!" *I stick my hand out and grab his snout as he rushes me, and with the flick of a wrist send him blipping off to Apotos.*
"Well. That takes care of one issue. Now." *I turn to face Liz, but she's already gone.*
"Wait... Where's Marco?"

Marco:
*Cowering behind a bench.*

Liz:
"OKAY! I GET IT! Y'all don't want to be eaten! Well, I'm hungry! So unless you got a better idea, you're dinner! I--Huh? Wh--Mah head feel funneee..."
*She collapses.*

Charlotte:
*A few steps away, the perpetrator of the collapsing stands.* "Hey! I finally got the knockout to work!"

Blip:
"Amazing work, darling!"

Marco:
"Thank you for stopping her..."

Charlotte:
"No problemo! But... Uh... What was up with her?"

Marco:
"This might-a be what she was afraid of... Why-a she wanted to leave..."

Blip:
"So, by that logic, the amulet must have something to do with this?"

Marco:
"Hmm... Most likely."

Charlotte:
"How well do you know Liz, anyway?"

Marco:
"Not-a very well... She came-a to town a week ago, she said she had no memory of how-a she got here. All she knew was that her-a amulet would keep her safe."

Blip:
*I look over to my dear, understanding wife.* "Sounds like someone needs our help."

Charlotte:
"Yeah. Definitely."

SOMEWHERE IN JAPAN. In a very modern looking office. A hooded figure has just entered.

Cloaked Figure:
"Master Devon. The amulet you requested..." *He hands the stolen amulet to a tall, young man with a sci-fi monocle.*

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Devon:
"Commendable, Jayden. You've done well."

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Jayden:
*The figure removes their hood to reveal a vaguely familiar panther.* "Thank you, master."

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Devon:
*Devon turns his attention back to who he was talking to previously. A large albino crocodile seated behind a desk.* "Here it is, Eclipse... The key to the Eye of Providence."

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Eclipse:
*Pulls his tinted glasses down to get a proper look at the amulet.* "About time! Let's get this show on the road, huh?"

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Devon:
"Not so fast. You didn't think I wouldn't find out about the hunter, did you? The one you sent after the Moonchild?"

Eclipse:
"You, uh, know about that, huh? Just a little... backup to make sure there weren't any loose ends. What's it to you anyway? We got what we need and my revenge can begin... Now, I don't mean to rush you, but this has been a long time coming. And by that I mean a few thousand years. It's waited long enough, wouldn't you say?"

Devon:
"Very true. There's only one piece missing... My sister."

WHOMST!? Who is this guy? Could he be?... No. No time for that! It's time to say goodbye! See you next time!

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### Episode 3: Tokyo Fool

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WELCOME BACK TO MADNESS! It's the next day in the home of Mr. Marco! Liz lies unconscious, while the rest of us stand awkwardly around, waiting for her to wake up.
Oh, BTW, the name of this episode is Tokyo Fool.

Liz:
*As if she heard me narrating, the rabid rabbit awakes and shoots up.* "AAAGH!!! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!"

Blip:
"AH! Good! The cannibal awakes!"

Charlotte:
"Bliiiiip... We don't even know what happened to her."

Marco:
"Liz! Thank-a goodness you's awake. What-a happen!?"

Liz:
"I... I'm not sure. Last night, I had a dream where I saw a... thing? I think it was another rabbit... No, wait, I definitely saw another rabbit! And... a-another thing that looked like rabbit?"

Blip:
"So, that's a total of two rabbits, right?"

Liz:
"Maybe?!? I don't know... the rest of what happened last night... Did I try to eat you guys?!"

Charlotte:
"I'm pretty sure there were three rabbits counting Liz..."

Liz:
"..."
"Are you listening?"

Marco:
"You... tried. But we're-a fine. What got-a into you?"

Liz:
"It must've been because I lost my amulet. I knew something like this would happen..."

Charlotte:
"What does your amulet do exactly?"

Liz:
"Your guess is as good as mine."

Blip:
"Well, where did you get it?"

Liz:
"...I... don't know..."

Charlotte:
"Did someone give it to you?"

Liz:
"Maybe?!? I literally have no idea who I even AM."

Charlotte:
"...Wait. Really? You don't know who you are?"

Liz:
"No... I woke up a few weeks ago in the middle of a field. I wandered my way to Soleanna and Marco took me in. I don't know where I came from or what I was doing. All I knew was that my amulet was important."

Blip:
"I see... Well, perhaps we co--"

Charlotte:
"We can help you figure out who you are! I'm... also trying to figure out who I am... So, if you come with us, maybe we could find out who *you* are!"

Liz:
"Come with you? To where?"

Blip:
"Why, good ol' Nihon of course!"

Liz:
"Where?"

Blip:
"Japan. We're going to Japan. Geez. You try to flex your Duolingo skills and no one gets it."

Liz:
"Yeah... Japan... I feel like I've been there before. So it might be a good place to start!"

Charlotte:
"Great! Isn't this great, honey! We have a traveling buddy!"

Blip:
"Yes! Wonderful! So long as she gets her own hotel room. And maybe do something about that whole 'eating people' business."

Liz:
"I will do my best to keep that under control... But if I do go crazy, I give you full permission to knock me out again."

Charlotte:
"I would do it with, or without your permission!"

Marco:
"Well... I'm-a gonna be sad to-a see you all go. Stop-a back any time."

Blip:
"Ah! But of course, Marco! We still have to pay you back for that scooter."

Marco:
"Safe-a travels!"

Blip:
And with that, we set sail towards the historical island nation of Japan! And by set sail, I mean we instantaneously teleported to Sakura City and almost got hit by a bullet train.
"Well, that was fun!"

Liz:
"I don't think I've ever been that scared before..."

Charlotte:
"Keep hanging out with us! Near-death experiences are a dime a dozen!"

Liz:
"That's... good to know..."

Blip:
"Alright! The Mathers Corporation... If I were the headquarters of a major corporation where would I be?"

Charlotte:
"Maybe they're underground? Like in the subway?"

Blip:
"Honey. My dear. Sweetie. We must look up before we look down."

Liz:
"What about that building with the moon symbol on it? Could that be it?"

Charlotte:
"Could be! Let's check it out!" *The three of us made a beeline for the large tower. In the back of my mind, I could have sworn I had seen that logo before...*

Blip:
*We ran through the urban jungle of Sakura City, getting many strange looks along the way until!!!... we got lost.*

Liz:
"Why didn't you do your whole... teleporty thingy?"

Blip:
"Easy! I had no idea where we'd end up..."

Liz:
"But we don't know where we are anyway!??!"

Blip:
"Perfectly alright! We have all the time in the world!"

Charlotte:
"Um... Blip? It's 10:45 PM..." [not an entire day has passed. time zone difference]

Blip:
"We have exactly an hour and fifteen minutes!"

Charlotte:
"Why don't we blip to a high spot to see if we can find the tower again?"

Blip:
"Great idea!" *I hold on to Charlotte and blip way up high... forgetting that we had a third wheel with us.*

Liz:
"Um... Sure! I can... stand here and wait."

Luna:
*Bumps into Liz.* "Sorry... Watch where you're going!"

Liz:
"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry! I--"
(Wait... That's the other rabbit girl from my dream!)

Luna:
*Is walking away.*

Liz:
"Excuse me! Miss!"

Luna:
"Leave me alone..."

Liz:
"I just need to ask you something! Did you have a weird dream last night?!"

Luna:
*Grabs her by the shirt and shoves her against the wall.* "Okay! What do you want from me?!"

Liz:
*She puts her hands up in defense.* "Sorrysorrysorrysorry! I just... And I'm sure this sounds weird, but I saw you in my dream last night!"

Luna:
*Breathes heavy as she stares Liz in the eyes.*
*She sets Liz down and clutches her head.* "What is going on...?"

Liz:
"Um, are you okay?!?"

Luna:
"Do I look okay?!"
*Quickly turns away with a whimper.*

Liz:
"Oh... Can--I help you?"

Luna:
*Shakes her head repeating "no" in varying tones.*

Liz:
"You... need help..."

Luna:
"Ya think?!"

Liz:
"Yeah... The weird bunny thing said I needed to find you."

Luna:
"You've seen it too?"

Liz:
"Yeah, it has a little bow tie on its neck, or something."

Shuku:
*Speaking of the devil, he has appeared.*
"You have found each other! Good, good!"

Liz:
"Agh! That's it! That's the weird thing!"

Shuku:
"I am Shuku. I guide the moon children back home."

Liz:
"What's a Moonchild?"

Shuku:
"You! You are a Moonchild!"

Liz:
"Yeah, that's my name, but what does that mean?!"

Shuku:
"Revealed! It will be later!"

Luna:
*Is staring at the bunny with a crazed look in her eye.*

Shuku:
"The one with the broken mind! How lucky it is that we have found you! Grave danger befalls the moon. We must make haste and protect our home!"

Liz:
"I... think I'm gonna need more context."

Luna:
"Not again... not again!"

Shuku:
"Moon is calling! Very soon! See me again tomorrow at noon!"

Luna:
"Do we have a choice?!"

Shuku:
"No choice! Unless you wish to keep your curse!"

Luna:
*Grabs Shuku with both hands.* "Look here you little clump of fur...!"

Shuku:
"AHH! Bad! Bad! Very bad! You must not attack the messenger!"

Luna:
"Give me one good reason before I tear your ears off!"

Shuku:
"...Bye!" *The bunny thing vanishes.*

Liz:
"What was... that about?"

Luna:
*Slumps with a sigh.*

Meanwhile, Charlotte and I got sidetracked sightseeing.

Charlotte:
"Didn't we have something to do?"

Blip:
"AH! Yes! The tower! We've spent enough time up here."

Charlotte:
"It's nearly midnight. I hope Liz is alright."

Blip:
*I blip us both down to the streets, but something awaits us there...*

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Shinobot:
"Not so fast, heroes!"
*Pulls out a metal staff sparking with electricity and begins spinning it wildly.* "Your bizarre adventure ends here!"

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Well! That seems to be a place to end it. See you neeeeeext tiiiiiiiime!

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### Episode 4: Code: Chaos

```
WELCOME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! It's another exciting episode of Blip's Bizarre Adventure! We are currently in a STICKY SITUATION! There are robots--WITH STICKS!! How do we get out of this? Come on, you should know me better than that by now! Ready? EPISODE 4: Code: Chaos!

Blip:
"Ah! Did you say heroes? Our reputation precedes us!"

Shinobot:
"Look, sir. We're just foot soldiers. We really don't care who you are."

Blip:
"BIG OOF. Well, I hope whoever sent you appreciates scrap metal as much as I do!"

Charlotte:
*Charlotte puts her hero shades on.* "That sounded better in your head, didn't it?"

Blip:
"I'm getting better at one-liners! It's a slow process!"

Charlotte:
"I know, honey, you're doing great!" *She tosses him a caramel candy.*

Blip:
*Pops the caramel into his mouth.* "Let's do this."

Shinobot:
"We're ready for you, though. Right guys?"

Omochao Narrator:
Robots pour in from alleyways, causing the surrounding civilians to flee. Soon, Blip and Charlotte are completely surrounded by dozens of robots.

Charlotte:
"Babe, I think we're outnumbered."

Blip:
"Outnumbered? Yes! Overpowered? NooooOOOOooo."
*Immediately, I blip into the midst of the robots and smash two of their heads together.*

Shinobot:
"Jerry! He was a week away from retirement!" *Rallies surrounding robots and charges.* "For Jerry! And that other guy I guess."

Charlotte:
"Psycho-Pop enters the fray with a jumping kick to the face of a ninja robot! She lands on her back and jumps straight back up.* "I need my weapon!"

Blip:
"AH! Right! Got ahead of myself!" *I snap my fingers, making a cast iron pan appear in her hand.*

Charlotte:
"Alright!" *She swings, knocking the head straight off one of the bots.*

Shinobot:
"Crockery! Our one weakness! Shinobots! Form up!" *Multiple bots glom on each other eventually forming a larger Shinobot that slams its fists at Blip.*

Blip:
*I was NOT expecting that! I quickly blip out of the way of the giant fist, reappearing next to Charlotte.* "Can you get a read on them?"

Charlotte:
"I'm trying, but their programming isn't exactly life-like. Almost like they were designed to be ridiculous!"

Blip:
"AH! KINDRED SPIRITS!"

Shinobot:
*The mega-bot confusedly checks under its fist for squished Blip gunk.*

Blip:
"I suppose I'll just have to take it down the way I bested that beast long ago!"

Charlotte:
"What beast is that?"

Shinobot:
*The giant bot sees where Blip is and picks up several other bots that have formed a giant bo staff.*

Blip:
"It was about yea-big." *I say, not demonstrating the size, as one should when saying a thing like that.*

Charlotte:
"Dear, there's a giant robot behind you."

Blip:
"I know that. Ready to take it down?"

Charlotte:
"Whenever you are!" *She runs up to me and clings on. I blip us both to the top of a nearby building.*

Blip:
"SAN! NI! ICCHI!" *I count down, then toss Charlotte off the roof.*

Charlotte:
"WOOOO!" *Psycho-Pop yells as she hits the robot on its head with the pan.*

Shinobot:
"Ow."

Blip:
*I blip down right before she can go splat on the pavement, catch her, and blip us both into the air. I drop her again, and she hits the bot again. We continue hitting the bot like this several times in a loop.*

Shinbot:
"Stop. Please. You're. Giving. Me. A headache."

Blip:
*We finish the bot off with a final blow. I drop along with her this time and grab the bot's head, blipping it into the air, and dropping it from an INSANE height. It crashes to the ground and splits back into the small little baby bots.*
"AW! Look, honey! It had babies!"

Shinobot:
[each separate line is a different bot speaking, same for later instances]
"Why did we try that move? It never works."
"You're the one that insisted we didn't need that software update."
"Guys. Please don't fight. They're literally right there."

Blip:
*Immediately, we decapitate several bots. HOW LOVELY!*

Shinobot:
*Two bots team up, one launching another that lands on Blip's shoulders and begins whacking him on the head.*
"How do you like it!"
"Careful, Billy! You're flying too close to the sun!"

Blip:
"Ah! How quaint. It's been a while since I met a foe who thought they stood a chance." *I immediately blip away, leaving them on the ground, then blip a car on top of them.*

Charlotte:
"They won't stop coming, Blip!"

Shinobot:
"He sure put the CAR in Icarus, amirite?"
"Too soon, Charlie."

Blip:
"Then we won't stop fighting!"

Shinobot:
*Several Shinobots crowd around Charlotte, slowly closing in.*
"Whatcha gonna do now, sidekick?"
*Meanwhile another group of robots form up, this time becoming a giant, lumpy ball.*
"Say hello to my little friends!" *The ball revs up like a certain hedgehog and speeds toward Blip with the intent to flatten.*

Blip:
*I sigh, weakly, as I let it steamroll me.*

Shinobot:
"Did we get 'im?"

Blip:
*I am in the pavement. Completely unharmed. I shoot straight up and turn around to face the rolling robots.* "Ouuuuch."

Shinobot:
"That's it! Plan B, boys!" *From the side of the ball emerges a single Shinobot manning a laser turret.*
"Sayonara sucker!" *The gunman opens fire on Blip.*

Blip:
*Caught off-guard, a bolt actually manages to strike me in the shoulder. I am susceptible to injury from energy-based attacks, so that actually kinda smarts.*
"OW! HEEEEEEY! That's not very nice!"

Shinobot:
"Neither is this!" *Charges up a larger energy attack that fires a large orb of energy.*

Blip:
*I attempt to blip out of the way, but I am unable to. Valtron? No... It had to have been something about that laser... I AM STRUCK! AGH! I dramatically collapse.*

Charlotte:
[POV switch] *Oh hey! I'm narrating now! I'm surrounded by robots, and it's not looking good.* "You guys aren't very friendly, you know!"

Shinobot:
"Hey. We can be. You should see our office parties!"

Charlotte:
*I spin in a circle, swinging my skillet and hoping it'll do something.*

Shinobot:
*All the robots step back except for one that gets smacked dead-on.*
"Ha. Classic Terrence."
*One of the bots snags Charlotte's pan.*

Charlotte:
"EH?!"

Shinobot:
"I got it guys!"

Charlotte:
*I shake the pan furiously to get it to drop it.*

Shinobot:
*Stares at her as its arms shake up and down.*
*Pries the pan away from her.* "Not so tough without your cooking ware, now are you?"

Charlotte:
*I focus REEEEAL hard, trying to make the sassy robot explode with my miiiind.*

Shinobot:
"What is she doing? What are you doing? You're scaring me!"

Charlotte:
"I, Charlotte Anne Blip command you, GO KABOOM!" *I make a noise, and it works!*

Shinobot:
"Holy cow! She can blow stuff up with her mind! Okay! Enough holding back for suspense, get her!"
*The surrounding robots begin pig-piling onto Charlotte.*

Charlotte:
"Ooof! Blip!--Help!"

Shinobot:
"No! Don't help! She's definitely got this!"

Charlotte:
*I call out, but no one answers... Oh no.*

Shinobot:
"So... We actually do something for once?"
"Shut up Gary."

Charlotte:
"Gh! Get--OFF!!" *I try to fight the robo-pile, but it's no use!*

Mystery Voice:
"Hey, shino-bozos!"

Shinobot:
"Oh, great. Just what we needed. Bu--"

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Buster:
"Buster the Panda Bear, to the rescue!"

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A WILD PANDA APPEARED!

Buster:
*Jumps from the building he was dramatically standing atop of and pulls out his katanas.* "Wooo! Ninja slam!" *Buster hits the ground hard, creating a crater and a shockwave that bounces Charlotte and the surrounding robots into the air.*

Charlotte:
"WOah!!"
*Who is this guy?! It's like he wants to be the protagonist or something!*

Buster:
*Instant transmissions into the fray and begins dashing around slicing robots with incredible speed.* ["Instant Transmission" is a teleportation move]
"Ninja slice, ninja slice, ninja slice!"

Shinobot:
"Ugh! He's doing the thing where he shouts what he's doing like we don't know!"

Buster:
"And to that I say NINJA TRIPLE SLICE!" *Rapidly swings his sword around in the blink of an eye, after a moment the critical Shinobot falls apart into four clean pieces.*

Charlotte:
"Hello?"

Buster:
*Lands.* "Hello, citizen! Fear not, your savior--that's me--has arrived!"

Charlotte:
"..."
"Thank you?"
*I bend down and pick up my skillet from the pile of robots.* "Who are you? Wait. Don't tell me. You're Buster, right? You're a ninja, and the hero of Sakura City, right?"

Buster:
"That's me! Heart-breaker, bot-breaker and fourth-wall-breaker!"

Charlotte:
"But in actuality, you're just a high school student!"

Buster:
"Hey! Keep it down. Don't you know how this secret identity stuff works? Some way to treat a deus ex machina..."

Charlotte:
"No time for that. I gotta find Blip." *I ignore the weird panda and go to find my husband.*

Buster:
"Not so fast! I'm the crossover hero, I'm here to help, capisce?"

Charlotte:
*I round the corner and see a group of those bots carrying Blip away! HOW DARE THEY!? How DID they?!?*

Buster:
"You'd be surprised what can happen off-screen."

Charlotte:
*I start to run after them, but before I can take three steps, something tackles me... I then realize what time it is...*

Liz:
"FOUND YOU!" *She snarls, her mouth is salivating at the thought of... eating me...*

Luna:
*Pulls Liz off of Charlotte.* "How many times are we gonna go through this?! This is the seventeenth person you've tried to eat!"

Liz:
"I feel like it's gonna be at least eighteen." *She tries to strike at me again.*

Buster:
"Ninja block!" *Protects Charlotte.* "Not so fast, disturbing bunny chick!"

Luna:
*Grabs Charlotte by the hair and lugs her a safe distance away.*

Charlotte:
"Ouch! Hey! Watch the hair!" *I attempt to fix my hair, throwing the part that usually covers my face behind my hairband.*
"I could have stopped her! I could have knocked her out with my mind, y'know!"

Luna:
"Why would I know that?!"

Charlotte:
*She raises a good point. But before I can answer, something pops out of the wall next to us. It's a little camera thingy!*
*The camera scans my face for some reason, then blinks green.* "Um... Hi?"

Liz:
"LUNA! Give me my snack back!" *She runs over to where the two of us are standing, but stops halfway, sniffing the air.* "Hmm? What's that smell? IT SMELLS GOOD WHATEVER IT IS!" *She darts off in the direction that the robots took Blip.*

Buster:
"Uh, your pet's going... Nevermind, I got this!" *Leaps away, following after her.*

Charlotte:
"I'm coming too!"

I start running, but the camera speaks! "Identified: Welcome home, Charlie." The voice sounds familiar, but before I can question it, me and the bunny girl are dematerialized.
What happens next to us? Well, I guess you'll have to see next time! Byyyyeee!!

```

### Episode 5: Full Mental Panic

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Charlotte:
EPISODE 5: Full Mental Panic! Me and the bunny girl are being ripped into tiny little atoms by the camera. It's not a pleasant feeling, but it doesn't last long before I lose consciousness... When I raise my head, I'm on a dirt path?
"What... is..."
[illustration of the setting]
*I turn my head to see a... rustic town.* "This is..."
*Suddenly, my head begins to spin. I see visions of the past and present colliding together, smashing everything I thought I knew until...*
"I... remember... I remember who I am... Mathersville. Home of the Mathers Corporation. My home."

Luna:
*Nearby, Luna is having a similar experience.* "I... I can think again!"

Charlotte:
"Of course. This is another dimension. The moon shouldn't be able to affect you in here."

Luna:
*Hugs Charlotte.* "This is GREAT!"

Charlotte:
*I know things... How do I know these things? This is all so strange, oh, wait. The bunny is hugging me. I hug back.* "Yeah! I'm finally home! And it's all thanks to you dragging me by my hair!"

Luna:
*Lets go.* "Sorry about that. I wasn't exactly thinking straight..."

Charlotte:
"I don't blame you! But, uh... What's your name?"

Luna:
"Luna Nousagi. I don't think I know yours either..."

Charlotte:
"Charlotte Mathers. But you can call me Charlie!... Wait. No, that's not right. My name is... Sorry, I just... remembered a lot of stuff and it's all blending together... My name is Charlotte Blip."

Luna:
*Nods, smiling. Right now she's just happy to be feeling okay.*

Charlotte:
"Which reminds me... My husband got carried away by those robots. I need to get out of here and save him... Buuut... No. Blip can handle himself. I'm sure of it. If this is home, that means my family is here! So MISSION almost COMPLETE!"

Luna:
"Sorry, what was that? I was enjoying not hearing myself think."

Charlotte:
"Come on! We're gonna go see my folks!" *I grab Luna's hand and drag her into the gates of Mathersville! But... then I remembered...* "Wait... The last time I was here, was right before I ran away from home... Do you think my family will actually want to see me?"

Luna:
*Suddenly stops smiling.* "I don't know..."
*Looks down.* "I ran away, too..."

Charlotte:
"Yeah? Where from?" *As I make small talk, I notice there are people around town. Back when I lived here, the only people allowed in this digital dimension were the employees of the Mathers Corporation... So they must be workers.*

Luna:
"Somewhere in Japan. It was so long ago I don't remember where..."

Charlotte:
"Hey! You're from Japan too? That's awesome! My family is originally from Spagonia, but when my grandfather founded the Mathers Corporation they moved here to Japan! I'm not sure when Mathersville was founded though..."

Luna:
"That's cool. My family history is, um... a little more complicated."

Charlotte:
"Well, I'm sure we'll have plenty of time to talk alllll 'bout it!"

Luna:
"I never felt like talking about it to anyone before... But I guess I feel a lot different now."

Charlotte:
"Great! We're gonna be bestest friends, I can already tell!"

Luna:
*Smiles at Charlotte.*

Charlotte:
"Weird" is the only word that can describe how I feel right now. Everything is different, but the same? I navigate the streets of Mathersville like I've been here thousands of times... Which I guess I have... Which me am I? Am I the youngest child of the Mathers family? The psychic heroine? Charlie Mathers? Charlotte Blip? The spoiled rich girl? The former cult member? As we kept walking toward the center of town, my mind wandered...
"Hey Luna... Do I look more like a Charlotte or a Charlie to you?"

Luna:
*Looks at Charlotte and rubs her chin.* "You look like a Rachel to me."

Charlotte:
"...Okay? That's not helping... But I do like that name... Maybe I'll name my daughter that one day... Of course, I'd have to convince Blip not to name her something like Kalousha or Gertrude... He just can't be normal."
*Before long, we entered the central part of the city. The sky above looks all digital and stuff, just how I remember it. Right in front of us is the Residency. Part of the giant castle that I used to call home...* "Wow... Just how I remember it..."
*I take a deep breath, walk up the stairs and knock on the door... My heart is racing...*

Devon:
*A tall man with purple hair and a golden monocle answers the door... I barely recognized him... Devon... My older brother...* "Greetings! How ca--Charlie?"

Charlotte:
"Dev... I'm home!"

Devon:
"It's been six years! Where have you been?!?"

Charlotte:
"All OVER the place! Seriously! There's so much I wanna tell you! But first, I need to let Mama and Papa know I'm home!"

Devon:
"Wait... Charlie... Mother and Father aren't here."

Charlotte:
"Then where are they?! I wanna see them!"

Devon:
"They're on a business trip. They'll be back in about a week."

Charlotte:
"Oh. Okay... I guess I can stay... Oh! Wait! You'll get to meet my husband! He's super awesome, you'll love him!"

Devon:
"You got married?"

Charlotte:
"I did! See the ring?" *She shoves the giant, pink rock in his face.*

Devon:
"Well, congrats on beating me to that... I've been much too busy with running the Mathers Corporation for Father. But enough about that! Come in! And your rabbit friend too."

Charlotte:
"Okay! Come on, Luna!"

Luna:
*Grabs Charlotte's hand and follows her.*

[the POV switches back to Blip]

Blip:
"Ugh... Arg... GRAHGGHHGAH..." *My head feels fuzzy... It's all miscombobulated... I open my eyes... Why am I upside-down? Why am I chained? WHY CAN'T I MOVE!?! This has never happened before! I look straight ahead to see a stupid looking crocodile in stupid looking shades.* "Hello there!"

Eclipse:
"Hey. You're probably wondering what's going on, aren't ya?"

Blip:
"I am! I VEEEEEERY much want to know why I am being humiliated by someone as woefully unfashionable as yourself."

Eclipse:
*Stares at Blip, unamused.*
"You're not at all curious how I managed to capture you? The avatar of the Phantom Ruby? One of the most powerful beings in existence!"

Blip:
"No, obviously that's what you want me to ask... BUT I WON'T! Why would I give a dripless being, such as yourself, that kind of satisfaction?"

Eclipse:
"Because." *Leans in close.* "I know how to break you."

Blip:
"Break me? Pshaw. I cannot be broken! Spirit, body, or otherwise!"

Eclipse:
"Oh, well then. You won't mind if I do this." *Presses a button.*

Blip:
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"WHAT WAS THAT!?!?"

Eclipse:
"What was what? Oh, this?" *Presses the button again.*

Blip:
*Keyboard smashing ensues.*
"Okay, fine... How did you capture me? And how do you know who I am?!? I've kept a low profile with the millions of people I've made friends with."

Eclipse:
"I do my research, 'buddy'. I've got eyes everywhere and I've had an eye on you for a while now."

Blip:
"Well... No matter how much you hurt me, I'll never die! I can't! I'm COMPLETELY INVINCIBLE!!"

Eclipse:
"That so?" *Nods mockingly before pressing the button.*

Blip:
*VERY LOUD NOISES NOT AT ALL COMING FROM A PLACE OF EXTREME PAIN.*

Eclipse:
"Okay, enough of that."

Blip:
"THANK SWEETNESS."

Eclipse:
"I'm gonna leave you alone, then. Why don't you stay here and think about what you've done?"

Blip:
"Maybe I will!"
"..."
*I shout to the ugly croc as he walks away.* "WHAT DID I DO!?!"
"..."

How long has it been? Minutes? Hours? Days? The walls around me are stark white and lifeless... There are no windows from what I can see... How utterly boring...

Blip:
"What I wouldn't give for a piece of candy right now..."

More and more time seems to pass... It's quiet... Is the crocodile watching me? He'd better not be...

Blip:
"Is... Charlotte okay? Did she get captured too?"
"..."
"..."

Time is marching on... And here I am... stuck... I've tried everything I can to blip out of these constraints, but to no avail... He really must have done his research...

Blip:
"...Of course, you know. Keeping me in here isn't going to do anything..."
*I say out loud, hoping the atrocity of style that is the croc hears me.*

But in truth... the boredom is setting in... Mental stimulation is how I thrive... Without anything to keep me occupied... I fear something may happen...

Valtron:
("Do you wish to be free?")

Blip:
("It is as I feared.")

Valtron:
("You speak as if I am not here to help you.")

Blip:
("Suuuuuure, 'help' me, then you take control and make me do your bidding...")

Valtron:
("That is your purpose. A means to the end.")

Blip:
("That sounds like something you'd enjoy. Not my dream at all.")

Valtron:
("Your control is waning. Quip all you like, you cannot deny me any longer.")

Blip:
("I can still fi--") *Suddenly, my head surges with pain. He's right... I can't fight off Valtron's control much longer... I hang my head.*

Valtron:
("You are nothing more than a puppet. As am I to our master... Now, join me, phantom. Become what you were meant to be.")

Blip:
"..."
("I will fight you... all the way...")

Valtron:
("You may try. But it is foolish...")

Blip:
("Just promise me... that Charlotte will be okay... And my friends... don't hurt them...") *I choke out a few more wishes... but I cA-noT... k--p -n fi-ht--g...*

Valtron:
The room begins to warp as crimson cubes start rearranging reality. Suddenly, the bonds are broken and the avatar falls to the floor.

Blip?:
*I lift my head, a smile creeping across my face.* "AHahahaha... This is rich. Too good! Equal parts you and me... Is this how it was meant to be? Very well... I will use your power to shatter the illusion that is reality!" *I hold out my hand and twist my wrist. The wall copies my movements, warping the wall into an open door that I walk out, head held high.* "Now, to the objective. NO TIME TO WASTE!"

What? You want to know what happens next? How dare you. Don't you understand how suspense works? For Chaos's sake, go read a book! You can find out next time, okay? Geez.

```

### Episode 6: Two Pieces

```
Charlotte:
HIIII! Welcome back to my point of view! Me and my new friend Luna are in my hometown of Mathersville. I was just reunited with my brother for the first time in YEARS! Now we're about to enter my family’s manor...

Devon:
"Please, make yourselves at home. It is your home of course, Charlie."

Luna:
"Thank you."

Charlotte:
"Thanks. Do the maid sisters still work for us?"

Devon:
"Ren and Ran? No... they... resigned not too long ago."

Charlotte:
"Aw... That's too bad."

We follow Devon to the lounge. The furniture is different from when I lived here, but it looks comfy all the same. I take a seat on a hot pink sofa, Devon sits across in a large armchair.*

Charlotte:
"I have SOOOO many stories I need to tell you. I've had a lot of adventures!"

Luna:
*Sits down next to Charlotte, eager to listen.*

Devon:
"I'm certain. And I'd love to hear them. But first, would you like some tea?"

Charlotte:
"Tea sounds good!"

Luna:
"Yes, please!"

Devon:
"Alright then. Jayden! Bring our guests some tea, would you?"

Charlotte:
"Jayden? A new butler?"

Jayden:
*A strangely familiar panther walked into the room carrying a tea tray.* "Yes, Master. How would you like your tea?"

Charlotte:
"Lots of sugar please!... Wait... Don't I know you from somewhere?"

Devon:
"Do you two know each other? I found Jayden outside our doorstep around last January. He had amnesia, poor fellow. Couldn't even remember his name. So, I named him and gave him a job. Now he's our full-time butler."

Jayden:
"I am at your service." *He bows politely... Still... Something keeps bugging me about him.*
*He quietly prepares the tea and hands a cup to me and Luna...*

Charlotte:
"Thank you, Jayden." *I take a sip of the tea. It's at a perfect temperature.*

Devon:
"So, tell me, Charlie. Or should I call you Charlotte now? How was your time in service of Eggman?"

Charlotte:
"Wha... How did you...?"

Devon:
"My colleague has spied on the Doctor for quite some time now... And I know the power of Fatima when I feel it..."

Charlotte:
"You know about the brainwashing?!?"

Luna:
*Looks at Charlotte, shocked.*

Devon:
"Of course. I also know about your time in... What did your non-existent husband call it? The Infinitus Glitchius Nationalia?"

Charlotte:
"But..."

Devon:
"How did I know? You don't remember that part do you?... During the war, I sold you to Lord Infinite myself after you came crawling back home..."

Charlotte:
*I'm at a loss for words...*

Luna:
*Grabs Charlotte's hand sympathetically.*

Devon:
"I asked him to erase your memory. And to keep you safe until it was time..."

Charlotte:
"...Time for what?!??"

Devon:
"Well... You'll have to wait and see. I'll see you when you wake up..."

Charlotte:
*Before I can even react, I feel my body get heavy... I can't... keep my... eyes... open...*

Luna:
"Charlotte?... Are you okay?... Charlotte!"

Charlotte:
*I hear Luna's voice, but it's faint... I'm not able to move...*

Devon:
"Are you still standing, Ms. Nousagi? I didn't figure the tea would work on you..."

Luna:
*Grits her teeth.* "What'd you do to her?!"

Devon:
"Relax. She's just sleeping. I would never hurt my sister... You on the other hand... Jayden?"

Luna:
*Braces herself.*

Jayden:
"Yes, Master." *He lunges at Luna as energy blades emit from his wrist bands.*

Luna:
*Quickly bounds over Jayden.*

Devon:
"There was a time when I thought you would be useful. However, I have no need for a child of the moon who doesn't know the truth about her ancestral home..."

Luna:
"All I know is that the moon has caused me nothing but misery!"

Jayden:
"GRAH!" *He lunges again, this time aiming for Luna's legs.*

Devon:
"I know that feeling... The moon plays an integral part in my family's destiny. It is a burden I have taken upon myself..."

Luna:
*Rolls to the side and kicks Jayden with both feet.*

Jayden:
*Does a backward handspring to recover.* "Stop resisting!"

Luna:
*Is locked on Jayden but out of the corner of her eye sees Charlotte, still unconscious.* "What do you want with her?"

Devon:
"...I just need something from her that only she has."

Jayden:
*Jayden tackles Luna while she's distracted, he has her pinned, blade in her face.*

Devon:
"Finish her off, I have work to do." *He says, before tossing Charlotte over his shoulder and carrying her out of the room.*

Luna:
*Fearlessly looks Jayden in the eye.*

Jayden:
"..." *He raises his arm to strike... but can't.* "...Who are you people anyway?"

Luna:
"Who are we? Who are you?! Hiding away in a secret world, working the will of a lunatic!"

Jayden:
"I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!" *In a fit of rage, he picks Luna up off the ground by the collar of her jacket.*

Luna:
*Slips out of her jacket, drops to the floor and sweeps Jayden's legs.*

Jayden:
*He falls to the ground with a thud, disoriented.*

Luna:
*Pauses for a moment before snatching her jacket and running out of the room.*

Jayden:
*Jayden gets up and begins to give chase.*

[POV switch: Blip?]

What? A chase sequence? No... We don't have the budget for that. INSTEAD we get to see what craaaazy shenanigans I'm about to get up to. Oh, and my... wife forgot to mention. This episode is called "Two Pieces"!
As I walk through the halls of this drab skyscraper, I have one thing on my mind... Revenge. I don't need to, but I take the elevator to the top floor, where I'm certain the crocodile is waiting... The bell dings, the doors open, and look... There he is. In all his trashy glory...

Eclipse:
"Look who it is..."

Blip?:
"Those were some nice restraints! You did your research! However, I'm not sure you accounted for my TRUE power."

Eclipse:
"Hey," *Holds his hands out and smirks.* "That's what I was hoping. Now, let's get down to business. What's it gonna take for me to get ahold of some of that phantom-tastic power of yours? C'mon, I don't have all day. Chop-chop."

Blip?:
*A sly grin creeps across my face. This is where it gets good... I walk slowly towards my target.* "AH! So [you?] wish to use the power of the almighty Valtron?"

Eclipse:
"Uh, yeah. Whaddaya think I went through all this trouble for?"

Blip?:
*We are no longer in his office... The world around us has become a mess of billowing, red storm clouds... I grow in stature with every step I take...* "Well, I don't know? Perhaps you thought you would be found worthy of such awesome power..."

Eclipse:
"H-hey! Cut it out with the theatrics!"

Blip?:
*As I reach... about 15 feet tall, I crush the croc with the heel of my shoe.* "You lack vision! You lack ambition! Pathetically weak is the way to describe a disgusting creature such as yourself."

Eclipse:
"Gaaahh!" *Presses a few buttons on his glove/controller hoping to call in some backup.*

Blip?:
"Awww. Does da wittle baby need help? Does he need RESCUING?! NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW!"
*I kick the croc up to my level as if he were a soccer ball, suspending him in midair at my eye level.*

Eclipse:
"It can't end here! I've come too far!"

Blip?:
"Your achievements? TRASH! Your dreams? GARBAGE! You really thought you could contain me, huh? How about I stick you in Null Space for all eternity?"

Eclipse:
*Snarls before vainly snapping at Blip.*

Blip?:
*I flick my wrist. Suddenly, this loser is two inches tall and is in the middle of a busy city made of interlocking plastic bricks! AND I RUN HIM OVER WITH TINY PLASTIC CARS! AHAHAAHAHAAH!!!*

Shinobot:
*Finally, that backup arrives.*
"Holy Shinobi! What's happening in here?!"

Eclipse:
*Sarcastic.* "Aurora Borealis. I'M BEING ATTACKED YOU BIONIC BOZOS! GET HIM!"

Shinobot:
*The bots immediately arm their, well, arms and blast at Blip.*

Blip?:
*I turn around, waving my obnoxious coattails at the incoming blasts. They disappear, then I spin around, releasing the bolts in every direction.*
"...I'm bored. Let's just finish this up, shall we?"

Shinobot:
"Works for me. I have to pick up my robot child from robot soccer practice."

Blip?:
*I grab the tiny uggo and turn him into a bowling ball before rolling him into his subordinates. AND HEY, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT? I GOT A STRIKE!*
*I release him from the illusion so he can get one last look at the one he thought he could contain... The fool.*
"Now... If you beg for your life, I may consider leaving a speck of you for your estranged family to bury..."

Eclipse:
"...Just... end me."

Blip?:
"Why thank you for the permission!" *I raise a hand, transforming it into a chainsaw and prepare to fulfill his request...*

Buster:
"Heads up!" *Flies in, headfirst into Blip.*

Blip?:
*A flying panda bear knocks me backwards! Where did... Oh no...*

Liz:
*The Rabbit Rabbit has followed me here...* "Heyyya, Blip! I got a whiff of something awful tasty and just HAD to see what it was."

Buster:
*Shakes his head to recover and takes a look around.* "Hm... Did I interrupt the comeuppance?"

Eclipse:
"Shut it."

Liz:
*She sprints out of the elevator and--AH! Attaches herself to my arm!!* "Tasty!"

Blip?:
"WHAT are you DOING!?!"

Liz:
"Isn't it obvious?! I'm EATING you."

Buster:
"Hey! *Gets up.* "Didn't I tell you not to eat people?!"

Blip?:
*I simply swing my arm, which causes her to be thrown at high speeds into the nearest wall.*

Buster:
*Pauses for a second, trying to decide whether or not that was uncalled for.*

Liz:
"Urk!" *She collapses to the ground. How pathetic...*

Blip?:
"I thought we were supposed to be friends, Liz! Is this how you treat your friends?"

Buster:
*Continues to be visibly confused.*

Liz:
*She gets back up... She looks a bit angry.* "I'LL RIP YOU INTO PIECES!"

Sleuth:
*Casually steps out of the elevator, sees Liz and sighs.* "Here we go again."

Liz:
"YOU!!" *Oh good, her anger has been redirected. Not that I was worried... She bounds toward the gunslinger that just showed up.*

Sleuth:
*Instantly draws his pistols and opens fire on the bounding bun.*

Liz:
*Oh dear. She ate the lasers.*

Blip?:
"Well. Now that she's distracted, I suppose I can finish what I came for..." *I walk up to the sulking croc and prepare to strike once more...*

Buster:
*Teleports in front of you.*
"As funny as it is to watch him get dunked on, I'm gonna have to do the honor-bound ninja thing and stop you right there."

Eclipse:
"As if this couldn't get any more humiliating..."

Blip?:
"And WHO may I ask, are YOU?!"

Buster:
*Grins, pausing for dramatic emphasis.*
"I'm the other self-aware OC around here."

Blip?:
"...What are you talking about?"

Buster:
"I thought--"

Blip:
(That isn't actually me, Buster!)

Buster:
"Did I seriously squander that line? Aw, man..."

Blip:
(Now might be a convenient time to explain to the audience that the me you see here is actually Valtron controlling the actions of my body through the filter of my personality! And yes, this goes in the transcript.)

Buster:
"Okay, forget all that! I'm the guy who's gonna keep you from doing evil stuff or whatever--Forget it. The moment's gone."

Blip-tron:
"Ah, whatever. I was getting bored of him anyway."

Buster:
"That's what I thought!"

Eclipse:
"Seriously. End me."

Blip-tron:
"Now. To my real objective..." *I notice that the bunny and the wolf are gone... How strange. And there's no elevator where there should be one...*
"It was a pleasure to meet you all. But I have business to attend to." *I leap out the window instead of teleporting away. That's his shtick, not mine.*

[POV switch: Charlotte]

Charlotte:
*I wake up, groggy... What happened? I... Devon... He was doing a villain monologue... How could he?*
"Huh?"
*I quickly realize something... I can't see out of my right eye...*
"What did he do?"

Devon:
"Surprised?"

Charlotte:
*I look around... I'm in a transparent cell... And Devon is standing right there...* "So all that stuff you said... It was true?"

Devon:
"Yes, I'm afraid it was..."

Charlotte:
"What did you do to my eye?"

Devon:
"Heh." *His monocle flashes with energy... No...* "I just reclaimed what was rightfully mine... The other piece of the Hand..."

Charlotte:
"You took my psychic powers..."

Devon:
"Mother and Father gave you that power… And they cursed me with mine! **You were always their favorite!!** But now that I have them both, I can finally show them… I’ll fulfill our family destiny and prove that I have worth!"

Charlotte:
"Devon... you did all this... because you were jealous of me?"

Devon:
"Well, when you say it like that it just sounds petty..."

Charlotte:
"It is."

Devon:
"Is not! I'm going to use this power to do what no Mathers could ever do before! Unlock the Gem Nexus and control the universe!"

Charlotte:
"Dev... You realize that's just a family legend, right?"

Devon:
"It's TRUE! Why else would our ancestors have been entrusted the Hand of Fatima after the Great War?!"

Charlotte:
"...Whatever. Just give me my powers back."

Devon:
"No! They're mine now!"

Charlotte:
"I'll tell Mama!"

Devon:
"Good luck! You'll never find our parents! I locked them away so they couldn't interfere with my plans!"

Charlotte:
"You... what?"

Devon:
"Now, if you'd excuse me... I have to invade the moon. It is our DESTINY!"

Charlotte:
*I stare in shock as Devon leaves the room...*
"I never should have come home..."
*My eyes begin to well up with tears... Now I'm here... alone...* "Blip... Where are you?"
"..."
What do I do now?...

```

### Episode 7: SEGA Genesis Megalomaniac

```
Episode 7: "SEGA Genesis Megalomaniac"
Time seemed to pass really slowly... All I could think about were all the memories I got back today... how they fit into my new memories since joining the IGN... Is what Devon said really true?... While I've been stuck here, a chase has been going on outside...

Jayden:
*The panther called Jayden is in hot pursuit of a bun... Luna to be exact. They're currently running through the streets of Mathersville.* "Get back here!"

Luna:
*Breathing heavily, a ways ahead of him.* (Just keep running. Maybe I can lose him in... whatever's outside the city.)

The citizens seem to pay them no mind as they run through. Luna runs into a man, knocking him over.

Luna:
"Sorry! Escaping the jaws of death here!"

As she looks at the man... she sees that he... doesn't have a face. And within seconds, the man explodes into cyber particles... lines of code... Looking around, every person in town seems to be the same way...

Luna:
"What the--Seriously, what is this place?!"

Jayden:
*Not giving her much time to react, Jayden catches up and attempts to pounce on Luna. They're getting closer to the town gates.*

Luna:
*Jump-kicks Jayden, bouncing off of him.* "Back off!" *Makes for the gates.*

Jayden:
*Crashes into the ground. He takes a second to get his bearings, but by the time he's up, Luna has already escaped the city...*

Right into another... very familiar city? Suddenly, the streets of Golden City begin to form right in front of her eyes...

Luna:
"What... I'm not back... Am I?"

Jayden:
*He zooms to catch up...* (So you've been to Golden City, huh? Cyberspace is reading your memories and creating this landscape from them.)
"Stop running and I'll make your death painless!"

Luna:
*Turns around and wags her finger.* "You're forgetting something."

Jayden:
"What do you mean?!"

Luna:
*Holds her arm out.* "We're on my turf now." *Catches the pole of a trolley car speeding past.*

Jayden:
"Grrr!!" *He gets on all fours and starts bounding after the trolley car.* "Advantage or not, I won't let you get away!

Luna:
*Pulls down her eyelid and sticks her tongue out at him from the back of the trolley.*

Jayden:
*He yells as he makes a leap onto a storefront awning, bouncing off of it and landing on top of the trolley. He stabs one of his energy blades through the roof, attempting to stab Luna.*

Luna:
*Drops to the floor.*

Jayden:
*He slashes a cross then crashes through the room, landing with blade to the floor.*

Luna:
*Rolls back on her hands and springs up, bouncing off of Jayden through the hole he made.*

She shoots out of the trolley and lands on the street... There are GUN Beetles speeding by on the perpendicular street.

Luna:
*Hops forward, hitching a ride on a Beetle.*

Jayden:
*It isn't long until Jayden has followed and done the same, he grabs on to the drone, swerving it through the robo traffic attempting to reach Luna.*

Luna:
*Tears the top off her drone and leaps with it down a declining side street.*

Suddenly, a loud horn is heard behind them...

Luna:
*Looks behind her.* *Surprise.*

Jayden:
"What the--?" *He turns to see a GUN MC2001 barreling towards them at high speeds.*

Luna:
*Turns back around.* *Concern.*

Jayden:
*He leaps off the drone and begins running for his life.* "Why is it destroying everything?!"

Luna:
"Welcome to Golden City! Enjoy your stay!" *Rides her makeshift snowboard off a convenient ramp.*

Luna lands on a rooftop, escaping the truck's path. Jayden is subsequently run over... He'll be fine, I'm sure.

Luna:
"Alright, Charlie. I'm coming for you..."

[POV switch: Valtron]

HEY! Quit hogging my SCREEN-TIME! This is BLIP'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE! Not Luna's Loopy Escapade!

Blip:
Come on! You're not even the real me!!

Right you are! On to my scene! We're back at the tower, and I've just been dissuaded from disposing of some garbage. And now I've jumped out the window, leaving the weird panda with the aforementioned trash. HEY WAIT! THIS STILL ISN'T MY SCENE!

Buster:
"Alright, Eclipse. Stop moping and start talking. What's the scheme this time? It must be important 'cause you're a long way from home."

Eclipse:
*Brushes himself off.* "None of your beeswax, Buster!"

Buster:
"Oh, so would you rather talk about my backstory? Like what's up with my sister? 'Cause that stuff hasn't even been fleshed out, yet!"

Eclipse:
"You'll butt out if you know what's good for you." *Walks over to his desk.* "This isn't just another scheme." *Picks up an ancient-looking mask that got knocked over.* "This time it's personal."

Buster:
"Hm... Yeah, sounds like none of my business." *Starts walking away.*

Eclipse:
"Have you ever heard the tale of the Nousagi and the Wanizame?"

Buster:
"The who and the what now?"

Eclipse:
"Of course not... It's not a story your uncle would tell you."

Buster:
"Because it's boring?"

Eclipse:
"Long ago, in ancient times, there were two clans always at war. The Wanizame and the Nousagi."

Buster:
"Really? A lore dump now? A'right." *Drops down, putting his head in his hands.*

Eclipse:
"The Wanizame were a bold and mighty clan! They were on the path to conquer the world, but the Nousagi dared to stand against them. But soon enough the Nousagi were cornered with no escape. The Nousagi's strongest warrior, Tsukikage, stood alone as their last chance for survival. No matter how many warriors they sent at him, he slaughtered them all. Then the Wanizame sent out a champion of their own, Fukasame, to battle him for dominance. The losing clan would be banished for a thousand years.
"It was a gruesome battle. Fukasame fought hard but ultimately the Wanizame were exiled into the waters. From there the legend says Tsukikage nearly died from the injuries he sustained. But the spirits of the moon came down to heal Tsukikage and remove his clan from Mobius to the safety of the heavens."

Buster:
"Don't tell me, the Wanizame were your ancestors?"

Eclipse:
"My once proud clan was forced to hide in the mud while the Nousagi were taken to their own personal paradise!"

Buster:
"You do realize this is, like, a bajillion year old grudge you're holding, right?"

Eclipse:
"You can't stop what's been set in motion! I've worked all my life to bring honor back to my clan and this will be my magnum opus!"

Devon:
*At that moment, someone walks up the stairs.* "Eclipse... I am very thankful for all the help you've given me on this project... However..."
*He holds up a device that he's attached Liz's amulet to.* "I no longer require your services." *A beam flashes, disintegrating the panda and the croc.*
*He cackles before opening a secret door and walking down a huge flight of stairs... He continues walking for quite a few minutes...*

MEANWHILE!!! Is it my scene now?!? No? Okay! We're in the basement of the tower... The elevator has fallen down the shaft and tumbling out come a rabid rabbit and a gunslinging wolf. WHAT?! This is an outrage! Do I get ANY screentime?!?!

Liz:
*Gets up and dusts herself off.* "Oh boy! You're gonna regret that!"

Sleuth:
*Shakes his head, recovering himself.* "Cool it, kid."

Liz:
"What, so you can put the cap in me? Not a chance!" *She starts to attack, but then, the dawn breaks... Liz collapses to the ground.*
"Wha... Huh?"
"..."

Sleuth:
"Moon trouble?"

Liz:
"...Yeah. I... tried to eat you, didn't I?"

Sleuth:
*Nods.* "You became quite the beast."

Liz:
"...I'm sorry..." *She starts to tear up.*
"I-I can't control it..."

Sleuth:
*Puts a hand on her.* "I know."

Liz:
"...Can you... go through with it? I don't want to hurt anyone else... Please... put an end to me."

Sleuth:
*Looks at her with compassion.* "No. I know it can be hard when you aren't in control. But you can't let that side of you win."

Liz:
"I don't know what to do... I can't fight it! My amulet was the only thing keeping this part of me buried... Everyone has been so nice to me... And all I've done is make more problems..."

Sleuth:
"You can't bury what's a part of you. It won't stop until you're all of you."

Liz:
"All of me? I... don't even know who I'm supposed to be..."

Sleuth:
"The good, the bad. That's all you. Until you accept that, it's not ever getting better."

Liz:
"...I guess you're right... I gotta try my best not to hurt anyone."

Sleuth:
*Nods.* "There's no excuse. But denying it isn't helping anyone."

Liz:
"Okay... Yeah, I think I understand... I won't be afraid of myself."
"..."
"Weren't you sent to kill me though?"

Sleuth:
"I know when a job's gotten out of hand. It's time for me to move on."

Liz:
"...I see. Thank you for that..."

Sleuth:
"Don't mention it. You're a good kid with your life ahead of you. Gave me a run for my money, too."

Liz:
"Heheh. Thanks... Would you mind terribly helping me find my friends?"

Sleuth:
"Look, kid. It's bad business working for free..."

Liz:
"Oh... okay."

Sleuth:
*Stares at her then mumbles to himself.* "*You're going soft, Cain...*"
"I'll help you find them. After that I get back to work."

Liz:
"Oh! Okay! Thank you! Let's start with--"

Before she can finish that thought, a loud clanging sound is heard, coming from another room in the basement.

Sleuth:
*Pulls out a pistol and motions for her to get behind him.*

Liz:
*She nods and does so, as the two quietly make their way to the source of the noise...*

NOW IT'S MY TURN!! My scene! My time to shine! I land outside in a superhero pose... It's weird...

Blip-tron:
"Now! To find my... No. His wife? She may very well be the key..."
"..."
"I don't even sense her on this plane of reality... How strange..."

Citizen:
"Excuse me, sir? Are you alright? You fell from pretty high up."

Blip-tron:
"Oh, look. A gnat." *I raise my hand and boop his nose. Suddenly, he's turned into an immobile cube.*

Citizen:
*The other people on the street stop and stare...*

Blip-tron:
"Don't even think about approaching me... Mortals."
*They continue to stare, so I trap them all in an illusion where they're swimming with sharks! WITH NO CAGE!*
"Perhaps I'd better bide my time until I can find her..." *I teleport myself to a nearby rooftop and sit to wait...*

[POV switch: Charlotte]

How long has it been now? I just... wanna go home...

Charlotte:
"BLIIIIP!!! LUNNAAAA!!! LIIIIZ?!?? I'm trapped here. This is how I die. So not the epic and dramatic death I was hoping for..."
"..."
*I fall to my knees... No one is coming...*

Luna:
"I dunno. You look pretty dramatic to me."

Charlotte:
"Huh?! LUNA?! AH! I LOVE YOU! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Luna:
"What did you think I was gonna do?" *Presses the release button.*

Charlotte:
*I basically fly out of the cell and embrace Luna as tight as I can.* "I thought I was gonna die alone and sad!"

Luna:
*Hugs back.* "Don't worry, I got your back."

Charlotte:
"...Then let's stop my brother. And find Blip while we're at it. Blip is my husband, by the way. He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Literally. He's like, 75% candy."

Luna:
*Pulls away.* "But, out there... I won't..."

Charlotte:
"No matter what you act like out there, I'll be right by your side! And we might find you a permanent fix along the way!"

Luna:
"I gave up on that a while ago... But, thanks. I'll do my best to stand by you, too. Even when I'm not thinking straight."

Charlotte:
"Yay! Let's get going!" *I grab Luna's wrist and drag her to the cyberspace exit... Back into our crazy world...*

```

## Characters

*In order of appearance:*

* Blip
* Jayden Night
* Charlotte Blip
* Valtron
* Silver the Hedgehog
* Blaze the Cat
* Marco J. Marco
* Kaguya "Liz" Nousagi
* Shuku
* Luna Nousagi
* Cain "Sleuth" Lupis
* Devon Mathers
* Toyota Eclipse
* Buster the Panda Bear

## Participants

* Captainclay55
* Pip9766