CREEP COLLECTION

Welcome Kiddies to EERIE-EDITION 88 OF CREEPS CASTLE! It is I, CREEPS, back with MORGUE MAYHEM AND MADNESS for you heh-heh-heh-heh. My CASTLE has VAMPIRE-VACANCIES, DEAD AND BREAKFASTS, A HOTEL SLOB-BY, and a family size SWIMMING GHOUL! I have all of these CREEPY-COMMODITIES, kind of like the teenager in tonight's tale, who has quite a SPOOK-TACULAR SPECTACLE of a...

A teenage nerd was standing within the bedroom of a house over in Chicago, Illinois, back in the Spring of 1954. He had six creepy tall statues in a row, standing In front of one wall that he was smiling at. The six tall statues all looked the same. They all had: black dresses on and pale-white skin, with long, silver claws on their fingertips. The statues also had long dark hair that was stringy, with creepy pupil less glass eyes. A teenage girl came into the bedroom and saw the statues. The teens hugged each other then kissed each other on the lips. "Hello Mary sweetheart" the teenage nerd said to the teenage girl. "Hello Ernie" Mary replied to him. "This is my Creep Collection. I found these statues up, in our attic when we moved in" Ernie said to Mary, pointing at the six female figures. "Ew, they are creepy, Ernie" Mary said. Mary and Ernie walked out, onto Ernie's front porch together and three teenage bullies walked across the street to his stoop.

"Hey, Ernie, get outta our freakin' Neighborhood ya geek!" one of the bullies said to him being mean. "Come on, Lenny. Be nice please" he replied. "Ah, shut up you four-eyed-freak!" Lenny said to him. "You guys knock it off!" Mary said to Lenny and the two others. "Come on, Mary. Go out with one of us, instead of this loser" Lenny said to her, pointing at Ernie. Lenny came up, on the stoop and hit Ernie right in the face, causing him cry out in pain and Mary to gasp. Ernie's glasses fell off and Lenny stepped on them, breaking them in half on the stoop. As Mary held onto Ernie's shoulders, Lenny and the two other bullies took off across the street. Mary kindly picked up her boyfriend's broken glasses and Ernie rubbed his face with his hands. That night, Lenny and the two other bullies peeked into the window on Ernie's front porch, and saw Ernie and Mary eating Charleston Chew Bars on a couch, while watching "I Love Lucy" come on t.v. in his living-room together. The yellow moon full as a cloud went passed it up, in the night-sky. The six female statues up, in Ernie's bedroom moved their heads to the left-hand-side suddenly, being alive. They all blinked their glass-eyes within the light of the teenager's gooseneck lamp from on his desk from across his room, and eerily hissed, showing mouthfuls of long, deep-red fangs.

Meanwhile, Lenny stood at Ernie's front door and held out a closed switchblade-knife. "Okay, when that freak Ernie comes to the door here, I'll stab him right in his gut. Then after he's dead, you guys will block Mary outside the backdoor, grab her and I'll do the same to her" Lenny said to the two other bullies. "Right, Lenny. Come on, Rex" one of the other bullies replied to him, then said to the last bully. "Coming Hector" Rex said to the other bully and he and Hector ran out back then. The six living-statues slowly walked down the stairs, blinking their glass eyes. Rex and Hector ran to Ernie's back door and stood there waiting. Lenny pushed the button on his switch-blade-knife, popping the blade out of it, and rang the doorbell. "I'll get it Mary dear" Ernie said to her, got up and walked to the front door, wearing his taped-up glasses. His six living-statues came downstairs, and Mary turned her head, seeing them. She jerked, screaming. Ernie was at the door and turned around instantly. "MY CREEP COLLECTION?!" he shouted in horror. As they stepped through the living room in their black dresses, Mary ran to Ernie and as he put his arm around her shoulder, he flung-open the front door. Ernie turned and Lenny pushed him, waving the knife at Ernie's stomach. Ernie backed up and the bully ran at him. He and Mary screamed at Lenny and the six statues hissed eerily at the bully, moving their long, silver-clawed-hands out, in front of them. Lenny saw them and screamed in horror. Both Ernie and Mary backed away quickly and the six monster-statues surrounded Lenny in a circle, hissing at him with their fangs of deep red, long and spiky. Three monster-statues bit one of his arms and three monster-statues bit his other arm. Lenny screamed in pain, dropping his switchblade knife on the floor, and fell to his knees within the circle of hissing, biting monster-statues.

As sounds of eating were heard from Ernie's Creep Collection among Lenny's screams, Ernie and Mary looked away in horror. They ran out, onto the front porch and hugged each other tightly. Rex and Hector looked up, at the yellow full-moon. Mary and Ernie rushed into the backyard and the bullies ran over to them then. Both Rex and Hector punched Ernie in his stomach and he fell to the ground, coughing as Mary screamed. One of the living-monster-statues hissed at Hector, raising Lenny's knife in the air. Hector turned around, saw the stringy-dark-haired-monster, screamed and it lowered the knife, stabbing Hector within the shadows. Mary helped Ernie to his feet, and the head of Hector's dead body fell into the moonlight. Rex screamed and ran. The bully ran into Ernie's dark kitchen through the backdoor, and saw the dead skeleton of Lenny, lying on its side on the kitchen-floor within the light from the living-room. The living-monster-statue with the switchblade knife, stood behind Rex and stabbed him within the darkness. Rex gasped and fell forward, dead into the light from the living room. Ernie and Mary ran into the kitchen through the backdoor and the monster, along with the corpses were gone. Outside, the full moon got covered up by a dark cloud. Ernie and Mary rushed into Ernie's bedroom and saw his Creep Collection still and lifeless. The six statues stood back in their places. "Thank you my Friends!" Ernie said to the statues and Mary smiled.

Well, Kiddies, looks like Ernie has finally FIGURED HIS FRIGHTENING-FIGURES OUT hee-hee-hee-hee. Talk about a DATE FRIGHT for him and Mary eh? At least they don't have to worry about NO-BODY bullying them again aha-ha-ha-ha-ha!