Disco Dino

***Discus Dromaeosaur Delorianus Dinosaurus (Known by friends and fans as "Disco Dino")*** is a dinosaur known for his kindness and his love of partying. He is most often depicted as showin in the image, with one arm raised, appearing to wave at the viewer, often with a welcome or other positive message.

While we 100% certain he is a dinosaur, his species is unknown. Occasionally, he is referred to as a Velociraptor, but this is thought to be both because of his hip-hop prowess and the original image of him, found on a news article by Pavo-Pavo, was titled "Velociraptor".

But, however, we never see the lower half of his body and it is thought to be non-existent and the most evident indicator of a paravian is the enlarged claw on the second toe. His facial structure is very much unlike a velociraptor's snout, in that it is too short and triangular, so the claims that Disco Dino is a velociraptor are often dismissed. Disco Dino said himself in an interview surrounding the topic of his species: "Rawr aargh rawr roar bark rawr"

## Childhood

Disco Dino grew up in the 66,001,970's BC, enjoying a rich childhood of care from both of his parents and many friends in his school. However, not all was well, as he was drafted to fight in the Paravian Wars between the Raptors and the Mammals (Allies with the other dinosaurs) as soon as he turned 18 dinosaur-years old. Unsure of his species, the general of the Mammalian Army gave him two guns and told him to "Shoot in whichever direction at whomever you please".

## Hip-Hop career

Disco Dino survived the K-T extinction event in 66,002,012 BC and continued to fight in the Paravian Wars. However, believing the asteroid had killed all the Raptors, he put down his rifles and pursued a rather successful hip-hop career.

He created such iconic songs as "Tribute to Yammum", the song that brought Yammum into existence, "Ya dad's barmy", "Pupu on pipi" "She got corona" "I shit on my dad's chest", "Two dogs in the house" and "Fuk dat blud yeh".

## Later Life

Disco Dino continued to create music until 2018, when he was killed by Roger Harris on october 7th. It was here that Roger Harris was revealed to be Disco Dino's creator, and from that point forward Disco Dino was ever confined to memes, wall posters and phone cases. He would never make music again.

Now he rests in two dimensions. His last known words were: "Bark rawr rawr aaargh", said to mean "I never knew who I was".

While he is still alive, he has been transformed into a vast collection of images, many of which are his offspring.

## Trivia

1. Disco Dino refers to himself as a He and was referred to as a he by his parents, but his actual gender is unknown, as the lower half of his body (Including whatever he has "Down there") has never been observed. His voice in hip-hop is male.
2. He is not believed to have legs, thus not having feet, thus being unable to enter P.E.C.K controlled-areas, being suspected of Paraviannage.
3. Despite spending eighteen years with them, Disco Dino does not remember what species his parents were. All of his friends were raptors.
4. Disco Dino is actually the inventor of Rap. When he cut a raptor in half, the front half was convulsing, all the while babbling to a sick beat Disco Dino had created. He decided to name it "Rap", as it was half of a raptor. "Rap" traveled with him for 12 hours, until the nerves stopped twitching. Disco Dino named the type of singing in hip-hop "Rap" after his lost friend.
5. Disco Dino worked for a tourism board in Laurasia.