High & Spicy Guardian/Episode 2 transcript

Few students are walking through the halls. Rosemary and Sage are standing in there, being only one of the few who are early in there.

Sage: "Hey so, we're there, can we start already?" asks the Triad.

Hemlock: "No, you have to wait at everyone else!"

\*Sage and Rosemary look exhausted\*

-Time skip-

Foxglove: "We want each of you to write your own version of the Guardian Vows!"

Hemlock: "Just write some vows and yell into a hole what you wrote"

Sage: "An assignment, already? Now this is what we were supposed to do yesterday?"

Rosemary: "No, this is a mission for today."

Thyme: "We have a time for this. Let's just move to the Ethic's class."

-Time skip-

\*Rosemary opens the door of the classroom and finds a seat at the front. Snapdragon sat at a desk on the other side of Rosemary'side\*

Dretch: "Attention class. I am your Ethics teacher. Call me Dretch. Today we will discuss about defence and attack. So, imagine. We have a hamster and a dragon. Dragon starts to attack the hamster and now, what are we gonna do?"

Rosemary: "We, kill the dragon?"

\*Dretch looks unpleased\*

Dretch: "Uh, no. That would be wrong. Any ideas?"

Zinnia: "Maybe if the hamster outsmarted the dragon."

Dretch: "Right, and how are we gonna do that?"

Zinnia: "Through portal, we teleport eachother and then kick the dragon." says with a confident and enthuziastic tone.

Dretch: "That, could have work. But you think a hamster could cast a magic spell?"

Zinnia: "Oh, I thought that was only an personification or metaphor. But well then. Confuse the dragon and then start attacking it."

Dretch: "Is the hamster strong enough though?"

Zinnia: "SO, are we supposed the imagine us in the battle or a hamster???"

Dretch: "I am talking about hamster vs dragon."

Zinnia: "Okay, well then, the hamster doesn't need really that strong, it's just-" says and then Dretch interrupts her.

Dretch: "Right, any other ideas?"

-Crossfade to Smithing classroom-

Moss Plox: "So hey, I am Moss Plox and I am your teacher. Today, we will be fording a basic dagger."

Parsley: "Done!"

Moss Plox: "Oh, well then. Now let's make two of them, I guess."

Parsley: "I've done two already."

Moss Plox: "Don't rush out."

Parsley: Well, I made them while you were talking."

Moss Plox: "Please listen to me carefully."

-Crossfade to Sacred languages-

Caraway: "Hello everyone! I am Proffesor Caraway. Are any of you familiar with this subject?"

No one responds.

Caraway: "Oh, that's okay. This is your first year, after all. "

Sage, thinking: "I don't know if I should pay attentionn or not. Is this even helpful by any means?"

\*Thyme is glancing at a black cat out of window.\*

-Time skip-

\*Sage and the friend group walk together through the halls.\*

Sage: "Did any of you pay attention in class?"

\*Snapdragon and Amaryllis are seen walking near them too.\*

Snapdragon: "No uh, your friend Rosemary was doodling some nonsense."

Rosemary: "Hey! I wasn't! And how you even know my name, I never told it to you!"

\*Amaryllis elbows Sage\*

Amaryllis: "How can one not know the name of such an obnoxious person such as her?"

Sage: "Rose is not obnoxious, you know that!"

Snapdragon, silently: "Move, we're gay."

-Time skip-

Dretch: "Each day this time, you have two hours to work on a skill unique to you. Weapons, material arts, magic, drawing,... As the school year progresess, you will use this same time for adventures! We have a set of destinations what will test your skills. In one week, you make a choice. No questions, bye."

\*Dretch with a terrapshere makes a portal and goes into it, then disappears\*

-Time skip-

Sage: "I don't know what to write, guys help!"

Amaryllis: "Write down everything you feel deep in your heaaart", says it sarcastically

Parsley: "I'm not sure, well, let's ask one question. Why would we want to be guardians?"

Rosemary: "That's easy! To protect innocent people, to work with gorgeous sword, to travel through countries...!"

Parsley: "Yeah but, you're away all the time. Despite that, you would still want to be a guardian?"

Rosemary: "Oh, \*flashbacks of Lavender\* oh," voice slowly breaks "of course, I would still want to be a guardian!"

Parsley: "That's a good direction, now let's go with it!"

\*Parsley gets the paper and writes something down. Rosemary seems to be deep thinking about her mom\*

Parsley: "So, if you had to describe a guardian, how would you?"

\*Rosemary still looks upset.\*

Sage: "Well, a guardian protects the land, holding its history alive... Can you help me with thinking of more?"

Thyme: "Staying curious and engaged..."

Parsley: "Honor all that came before, honor name,..."

\*Snapdragon's eyes wide and he starts to look upset too\*

Parsley: "...,family and your true self" she finished.

Snapdragon: "So if this doesn't describe you, that means I'm a bad guardian?" Snapdragon stopped and corrected himself "I mean, doesn't descibe you, means that you are."

Parsley: Depends on what you mean. But yes, being able to protect others and yourself, that's one of the few basic things a guardian does. If that description doesn't fit you, you could be... potentially seen as a... bad, no, kinda useless guardian."

Amaryllis: "Too bad for you that Snap's capable of doing that." says and kinda laughts in the same tone. "After all, push it push push it push it three times, to that monster's throat with an axe. Easy as if!" says while imaginating it.

The end of episode.