Lights, Ninjitsu, Alchemy!

* PickleodeonVillager: POTIONMASTER!
* 6:29User909Alchemist: I ALREADY SAID WE'RE CALLED ALCHEMISTS!
* 6:30PickleodeonVillager: Oh
* 6:30Finn168719Shinobi Teacher: I can teach you how to become a Shinobi.
* 6:30PickleodeonVillager: Anyway some guy said he wants to be your apprentice
* 6:30User909Alchemist: Who?
* 6:31PickleodeonVillager: Some guy named "Lord Zeemee".
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 6:31User909Alchemist: Weird name...
* 6:31HiddenlichLeonard the Leper: Sir, i wouldst liketh a potion to treateth mine lazar (leprosy).
* I
* 6:31User909Alchemist: Oh, right away!
* The alchemist hands Leonard the potion
* Alchemist: That potion can cure EVERYTHING!
* 6:32HiddenlichLeonard drops a few gold coins on the alchemist table
* 6:32User909Alcemist: Hehehe, thank you
* Alchemist
* 6:32Finn168719Shinobi Teacher: I trained 30 People how to become a Shinobi in this village.
* 6:32HiddenlichLeonard: Thanketh thou kind sir!
* Leonard leaves with a smile on his face
* 6:33PickleodeonVillager: Oh, here comes Mr. Zeemee now.
* 6:33Finn168719Finn was seen standing on the roof of a house
* 6:33HiddenlichGrammarist: C'rrection: Shinobi Mast'r. I train'd 30 people how to becometh a shinobi in this village
* (I using this by the way: http://lingojam.com/EnglishtoShakespearean )
* 6:34Beckitten27(really lich?)
* 6:34User909Alchemist: Who told him of my feats? This village is like, VERY far away from the nearbiest city
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* 6:34User909Yo Arma buddy
* 6:34Finn168719Finn: I'm just going to be making a new kind of Rasengan.
* 6:35Beckitten27(do we have to do that?)
* 6:35HiddenlichObviously not
* 6:35Beckitten27ok
* i get it, it was a joke
* 6:35HiddenlichI just wanted to use it because this roleplay is during the Middle Ages
* 6:35PickleodeonLord Zeemee: Greetings, alchemist.
* 6:35User909Alchemist: Greetings
* 6:36HiddenlichSaladin sits next to Finn
* 6:36Finn168719Finn: Who are you?
* 6:36Beckitten27i'm not sure how to enter this RP
* 6:36HiddenlichSaladin: Salutations Finn! What a fine day to be a villager in this dear town!
* Be a female knight
* 6:37Finn168719Finn: How did you get up there? Did you use Ninjitsu?
* Ninjutsu\*
* 6:37HiddenlichSaladin: I us'd a ladd'r mateth.
* 6:37PickleodeonLord Zeemee: I wouldst liketh to becometh thy apprentice.
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* 6:38User909Alchemist: Sure.
* 6:38Finn168719Finn: Alright...
* Finn walks out of the House roof using Ninjutsu
* 6:38HiddenlichRandom Villager: How art thou doing today young ninja?
* 6:39Finn168719Finn: Just making a new type of Rasengan.
* 6:39HiddenlichRandom Villager: Very interesting lad!
* 6:39PickleodeonLord Zeemee: excellent. when shall we geteth start'd?
* 6:40User909Alchemist: Ehhh...why don't you come to my alchemy lab?
* 6:40HiddenlichRandom Villager: Couldst thou showeth me thy current progresseth?
* 6:40PickleodeonLord Zeemee: Aye.
* 6:41Beckitten27who am I kidding? i have no clue what i'm doing
* 6:41Finn168719Finn shows the Random Villager a current progress of a Demon Blood Rasengan'
* 6:41Hiddenlich
* There is another alchemist in the lab dissolving his urine
* 6:41User909The alchemist and Lord Zeemee arrive at the lab. There was a bunch of glassware The alchemist hands Zeemee a book about alchemy
* 6:42Finn168719Finn: I hate it when Pirates say they are better than Ninj- err Shinobi.
* 6:42PickleodeonLord Zeemee: fascinating! i will starteth reading this immediately.
* 6:42HiddenlichAlchemist 2: It takes f'rev'r to findeth gold
* 6:42Beckitten27no really though, i don't know what i'm doing
* 6:42Hiddenlich
* I will be right back
* 6:43Beckitten27ok lich
* 6:43User909k
* Alchemist: But we have a bigger challange. It's actually so ambitious, we never said anything to the public about it so we don't look stupid.
* 6:44Finn168719Finn: I wonder who to fight...
* 6:45User909The alchemist points to a stain on the floor Alchemist: We need to make a substance able to clean that! But it's impossible! Not even soap helped.
* 6:45Finn168719Finn: Oh well, I should start my own Clan of Shinobis.
* 6:45PickleodeonLord Zeemee: is the flo'r made of stone?
* 6:46User909Alchemist: Yeah
* 6:46Finn168719Finn: I wonder if a bald boy is riding a Rasengan?
* 6:46PickleodeonLord Zeemee turns the stain to stone
* 6:47User909Alchemist: OOOoohhh...how did you do that?
* 6:47Finn168719Finn: Oh well, time to start the Mertens Clan.
* 6:47Beckitten27i'll be afk for a while
* i have to do something
* 6:48Finn168719Finn: If i have enough combat skills.
* 6:48User909ok
* 6:48PickleodeonLord Zeemee:special pow'rs, howev'r they maketh me v'ry weak. i wilt taketh a nap.
* 6:48User909Alchemist: ...Ok?
* 6:49Finn168719A dragon appears in the distance of the village
* 6:49PickleodeonLord Zeemee: i can tryeth giving thou the pow'rs, but i'd puteth me in a coma f'r three days, and i can't doeth it anon.
* 6:50Finn168719Finn enters the alchemery building and sees Lord Zeemee and the Alchemist
* 6:50User909Alchemist: Well, i'm fine with my humble form. Using magic is a blasphemy
* 6:51Finn168719Finn: What about Ninjutsu?
* 6:51User909Alchemist: That's martial arts, though
* Alchemist: I have no idea how that could be associated with magic
* 6:53Finn168719Finn: I could demonstrate something I leard.
* Finn: But it can be used as a weapon.
* 6:53User909Alchemist: ?
* 6:53Finn168719Finn: Like a spinning blue ball on your hand.
* 6:53User909Alchemist: That's certainly not Ninjutsu though
* 6:53HiddenlichAlchemist 2 throws a table at the wall
* 6:54Finn168719learned\*
* 6:54HiddenlichAlchemist 2: IT'S TAKING TOO LONG!
* 6:54User909wb Lichy
* 6:54PickleodeonLord Zeemee: i und'rstand. with great pow'r comes great responsibility.
* Lord Zeemee: Look what it says in this chapt'r
* 6:54Finn168719Finn: Hmmm.... \*disappears with a wooden log falling\*
* 6:54User909Alchemist: wtf japan
* 6:55HiddenlichAlchesmist 2: Scouring mine owneth piss won't bringeth us wealth and distaff (women) !
* Alchemist
* 6:56User909Alchemist 2: If only we had better equipment! Though we pay our equipment with the money we get by making gold...
* Alchemist
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* 6:56HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Broth'r, we needeth m're wealth! Our business is successful, but we needeth to expandeth!
* 6:57Finn168719A dragon noise is heard
* 6:57PickleodeonLord Zeemee: i'd helpeth, but at presenteth i am too weak to lay-to mine pow'rs.
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 6:57HiddenlichAlchemist 2: If we expandeth, we can hast m're paths of income!
* Alchemist 2 looks at Lord Zeemee
* 6:58PickleodeonLord Zeemee: ?
* 6:58HiddenlichAlchemist 2: How yellow is thy piss, young lad?
* 6:58Finn168719a tranquilizer dart hits Alchemist 2 in the neck
* 6:58User909Alchemist: Hmmm...the problem is that the church condems us for witchcraft! Without them, we would be waaaay more successful!
* 6:59HiddenlichAlchemist 2: AY! BLOODY SHITE!
* Alchemist 2 faints
* 6:59User909Alchemist: ...
* 6:59PickleodeonLord Zeemee: m're yellow than the mustard on mine three-bunn'd sandwiches.
* 6:59Finn168719A Shinboi appears where the Alchemist 2 is at
* 6:59User909Alchemist: What the fuck is this
* 6:59HiddenlichAlchemist 2 starts drooling all over the floor
* 6:59PickleodeonLord Zeemee: What the hell?
* 7:00Finn168719A Shinobi makes a tiger hand sign
* 7:00Hiddenlich
* The bell is ringing: There is a customer upstairs
* 7:00Finn168719Shinobi: Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu! \*pokes Alchemist 2 at the butt\*
* Shinboi: One Thousand Years of Death.
* 7:01HiddenlichWan: I wouldst liketh to speaketh with god. Giveth me something that will helpeth me ent'r an enlighten'd state.!
* stae!
* state!
* 7:01User909Alchemist, for self-defense, throws a random bottle he grabbed from the table at the Shinobi. The bottle just happened to be a pressure-sensitive combustion-prone substance and it set the Shinobi on fire
* Alchemist 3 gives Wan a bottle containing a light-blue substance
* 7:02HiddenlichWan gives Alchemist 3 a platinum plate
* 7:02User909Alchemist 3 gets the money
* 7:02Finn168719The Shinobi uses the subsitution jutsu
* 7:02HiddenlichWan: That is w'rth a thousand gold chinks!
* 7:02User909The fire started to spread through the building
* 7:03HiddenlichAlchemist 2 coughs
* 7:03User909The Shinobi, along with some alchemist, was caught in the middle of it
* 7:03HiddenlichAlchemist 2: What is wrong... wherefore doeth i seeth fireth?
* 7:04User909Some surviving alchemists try to remove Alchemist 2 from the building
* 7:04Finn168719The Shinobi appears behind Alchemist 1 making a Tiger Handsign and says "Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu!" and pokes Alchemist 1 in the butt, launching him to the wall looking constipated
* Shinobi: One Thousand Years of Death!
* http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/One\_Thousand\_Years\_of\_Death
* 7:05PickleodeonLord Zeemee: what the hell is even going on here?
* 7:05User909Pink Guy appears behind Shinobi and kanchos him to the moon
* 7:06Hiddenlich
* Test
* Alchemist 2: Am I drunk? Wherefore doeth I seeth lights in the sky?
* Sling King has joined the chat.
* 7:06Sling KingHello
* 7:06User909It's now dusk
* Hi
* 7:07HiddenlichWelcometh Slingeth King
* 7:07Finn168719Konichiwa Sling
* 7:07Sling King... Hi?
* 7:07HiddenlichThere are stars, but there are also lights moving at high speeds across the village
* 7:07Finn168719A Dragon appears in the village
* 7:08User909The church starts praying for their life
* 7:08HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Is that a shooting star? Is the Son of Maneth h're to saveth us?
* A light becomes larger
* 7:09Sling King...
* 7:09User909One of the lights quickly sweeps through the land and carries away the dragon
* Most people say they are the angels of death
* 7:09Hiddenlich
* It's the Middle Ages Sling King. That is why I am using archaic English
* A shack on the hillside is lifted up
* 7:10Sling KingWell, in reality we are in 2016, not 1500s
* 7:11HiddenlichFew people see it hover away into the black sky
* 7:11User909No shit Sherlock
* 7:11HiddenlichAlchemist 2 walks over a fruit stand and pukes all over the fruit
* The effects of the tranquilizer dart have fully wore off
* 7:12User909A horse starts eating the fruit
* 7:12HiddenlichAlchemist: Many plagues and h'rdes of lazar distaff!
* 7:13Beckitten27back
* 7:13Hiddenlich
* Alchemist 2
* Alchemist 2 tries to pull the fruit out of the horse's mouth
* 7:13User909The horse resists
* 7:13HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Thou will die, and I will be hanged!
* 7:14Beckitten27what's going on?
* 7:14Finn168719???: How about i can use a subsitution jutsu to save you from the noose
* 7:14HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Helpeth me broth'rs! We will be su'd if this h'rses dies from mine heave the gorge!
* 7:15User909The horse resists even more and is able to get hold of the fruit
* With hold i mean he is with it on his mouth
* 7:15Finn168719??? walks to the Horse and grabs it's mouth and forcibly try to open the mouth
* 7:15HiddenlichAlchemist 2 lets go of the fruit
* 7:15Beckitten27?
* 7:15Hiddenlich
* Nevermind
* 7:16User909The horse charges towards Mr.Question Mark and knocks him to the floor
* The apple falls on the floor as well
* 7:16HiddenlichAlchemist 2 throws a loose stone brick at the horse, and smashes most of the fruit
* 7:16Finn168719??? stands up and shoots a tranquilizer dart at the horse's neck
* 7:17User909The horse is unaffected by the dart, since it's not enough to knock him down
* The bricks does affect him though
* 7:17Beckitten27Beck:
* oops
* 7:17Finn168719??? shoots more tranquilizer darts at the horse
* 7:17Beckitten27i didn't mean to hit enter
* 7:18User909Mr.Question Mark runs out of darts eventually
* But the horse was already dead after being struck with the brick
* 7:18HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Taketh that thou disobedient steed!
* 7:18User909So we can say he was beating a DEAD HORSE
* 7:18Hiddenlich
* Drum roll\*
* Tourettes Guy: \*From the audience in the theater\* THAT JOKE WAS SH\*T!
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* 7:20HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Oh nay! I kill'd the steed. The king will hast mine mazzard, and I will hast nay distaff, 'r wealth, 'r pleasure!
* Alchemist 2: I hast ruin'd the business by committing a crime in the dunnest of hours.
* 7:22Finn168719???: I know what to do.
* 7:22Hiddenlich
* The alchemist hut collapses, trapping anyone left in the lab
* 7:22Finn168719??? grabs the horse's corpse and disappears
* 7:22Beckitten27Beck: what's going on? i heard a noise
* (i didn't mean to enter that yet, but let's just go with it because otherwise i would have never done anything)
* 7:23HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Beck! A horse died from these rotten apples!
* 7:23Sling KingCan i join?
* 7:23HiddenlichAlchemist 2: I had to puteth it out of its mis'ry.
* Yes
* If you want to use the translator: http://lingojam.com/EnglishtoShakespearean
* 7:24Finn168719Alchemist 2 notices that a Horse's corpse is missing
* 7:24Sling KingBut, where is this taking place as we speak?
* 7:24Hiddenlich
* Ask 909
* 7:24Beckitten27Beck: that's a shame, but where is this horse?
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* 7:24User909Somewhere around the Middle Ages
* 7:25Sling KingSomewhere? Exactly where?
* 7:25Finn168719In a village
* 7:25Sling KingOk
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 7:25User909Somewhere generic
* 7:25Finn168719gtg charging my laptop while going to watch Naruto
* bye
* 7:25HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Oh, I was just kidding! Ha! dark Humeth'r, I wot! The owneth'r rode it ov'r the hillside into the sunset!
* Finn168719 has left the chat.
* 7:26User909k
* 7:26Beckitten27Beck: ok...
* 7:26HiddenlichAlchemist 2: \*Nervously\* Many hours ago.
* Alchemist 2: Bye! \*The Alchemist 2 runs off to find his brethren
* 7:26Beckitten27Beck: that was strange
* 7:26HiddenlichBeck sees a stone brick on the ground, and crushed apples
* There are traces of puke on the apples
* 7:27Sling KingVillager: Ev'ryone! th're is a fireth on the east side of the village!
* 7:28Beckitten27Beck: interesting
* 7:28HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Art thou talking about the placeth of alchemy, 'r anoth'r placeth?
* 7:29Sling KingVillager: Anoth'r placeth!
* 7:29HiddenlichAlchemist 2 hurries to see whats happening
* 7:29Sling KingVillagers are running around
* 7:30HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Oh mine! 'Tis the placeth of L'rd Argonox!
* Lord Argonox's corpse can be seen burning near the hosue
* House
* 7:31Beckitten27Beck: what's going on now?
* 7:33Sling KingVillager: Ev'rything is burning!
* 7:33HiddenlichAlchemist 2: 'Tis the apocalypse! This is the endeth of the world!
* 7:33User909Some of the lights start taking some citizens away
* 7:34HiddenlichArla: AHHHHHHHH!!!
* Arla is "eaten" by a light
* 7:34Sling KingThe Villager runs to the forest
* 7:35HiddenlichAlchemist 2 tries to find the other alchemists
* 7:35User909Alchemist 2 finds three survivng alchemists
* The remaining, including the master alchemist, all died
* 7:37HiddenlichAlchemist 2: 'Tis not true! How is this possible? Our business hath ended, and our brothers have died!
* 7:37Sling KingVillager runs to the alchemist
* 7:38HiddenlichAlchemist 2: What is it, oh fair villager?
* 7:39Sling KingVillager: Ev'ry oth'r villag'r is dead!
* 7:39Beckitten27Beck: there has to be some sort of explanation for this
* 7:39HiddenlichAlchemist 2: 'Tis not possible! We can't be the lasteth of them all!
* Three lights are approaching the six people
* 7:40Sling KingVillager: Th're is one lasteth p'rson, but he is in the und'rgound!
* 7:41HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Geteth inside the cellar! The lights can't breaketh a wood barr'd doeth'r!
* Alchemist 2 heads to a nearby storage cellar
* 7:41Beckitten27Beck: don't leave me!
* 7:41HiddenlichAlchemist: COME WITH THEN!
* 7:41Beckitten27beck follows
* 7:42Sling KingVillager drags beck and runs to the cellar
* 7:42Hiddenlich
* Alchemist 2
* Alchemist 2 opens the cellar door
* Alchemist 2 then pushes the two inside, as he is lifted up into the air
* 7:43Sling KingThe Villager drags him down
* 7:43HiddenlichAlchemist 2: CLOSE THE DOETH'R!
* 7:43Sling KingThe Villager covers the Alchemist with wood
* And runs down
* 7:44Beckitten27Beck: what are you doing?
* 7:44Hiddenlich
* The door is now closed, and the cellar is pitch black
* 7:45Sling KingThe Villager lights a torch
* 7:45PickleodeonCan someone else take Lord Zeemee's role?
* 7:45Hiddenlich
* He's assumed dead
* Alchemist 2: Bloody hell!
* Beckitten27Beck: i'm thankful to be alive
* 7:47Sling KingThe Villager opens the cellar and pulls Alchemist 2 down
* Dudegi WC has joined the chat.
* 7:48Sling KingHi!
* 7:48User909http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/east-london-fox-tried-to-pull-my-trousers-off-a3204081.html
* Hi WC
* 7:49Dudegi WClol just seeing what the RP here is
* 7:49Sling KingSteve Gould?
* Would that mean he's related to Edd Gould? The creator of Eddsworld?
* Dudegi WC has left the chat.
* 7:50Hiddenlich
* The alchemist is already inside the cellar
* 7:50Sling KingOh
* Sorry
* Didn't notice
* 7:52Hiddenlich
* Many hours later, at morning
* The fires have been extinguished, but the village is in complete ruin
* 7:52User909A scream is heard from the outside
* 7:52Sling KingVillager lights another torch
* and puts it in the wall
* 7:53HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Did thou heareth that?
* 7:54Sling KingVillager: Aye
* 7:54HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Shall we openeth the cellar doth'r?
* 7:55Beckitten27Beck: it might be a trap
* 7:55Sling KingVillager: Waiteth a few seconds
* Villager counts to 20
* Villager: Anon
* 7:56User909Voice outside screaming: PLEASE, WHY CAN'T YOU CHOOSE SOMEONE ELSE?
* 7:56HiddenlichAlchemist 2 opens the door
* Alchemist 2: ...
* 7:57User909A man lied on a table. He was tied to it with chains. Next to him was a village guard holding an axe
* 7:57Beckitten27Beck: if it's a trap, i tried to warn you
* 7:58Sling KingVillager throws an anvil at the Village Guard
* 7:58User909Landlord: The angels of death won't calm down until we sacrifice someone! Man being sacrified: How do you know? Landlord: God told me
* 7:58HiddenlichAlchemist 2: GUARDIAN OF ARGONIA! YIELD!
* 7:58User909The anvil is flung 0.02 meters towards the guard
* Landlord: THIS MAN MUST BE SACRIFIED FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
* 7:59Sling KingVillager: Can we killeth thou anon?
* 7:59HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Kiling won't solveth this problem! These monst'rs who eateth our people won't careth f'r a sacrifice!
* 7:59User909Landlord: They aren't monsters! They are angels! God told me that too!
* 8:00Sling KingVillager: ...
* 8:01HiddenlichAlchemist 2: God wouldn't wanteth us to spilleth blood f'r f'rgiveness!
* 8:01User909Landlord: He wants! He told me that too!
* A priest starts reading something in latin
* 8:02HiddenlichSewer Hobo: The p'rson who told thou was the anti-christ!
* Anti-Christ
* 8:02User909Landlord: He was not! He told me that too!
* The village guard raises his sword and stabs the man's chest
* 8:02HiddenlichSewer Hobo 2: Th're is nay such thing as the anti-christ!
* 8:02Sling KingVillager kicks the Landlord
* 8:03HiddenlichAlchemist 2 tries to free the other villagers
* 8:03User909A mob of believers starts lynching the Villager and the Alchemist
* 8:04Beckitten27Beck: i hope no one's getting in trouble
* 8:04User909(The villagers are watching the sacrifice)
* 8:04HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Th're thou goeth! Killeth us liketh christ was! At least we art talking senseth with sanity!
* 8:04User909The village guard guts the man and spills his blood all over the table
* 8:05Beckitten27Beck: is it safe?
* 8:05Sling KingVillager throws rocks at the mob
* 8:05User909Landlord: We must burn infidels in the stake! God told me we should do it!
* 8:06HiddenlichAlchemist 2: This maneth is a h'retic! He speaks blasphemy, f'r he is not an augurer (priest) !
* 8:07User909Priest: But he was choosen by God!
* The mob agrees with the priest
* 8:08HiddenlichAlchemist 2: God wouldn't wanteth us to spilleth blood! Thou as a augurer shouldst wot that!
* 8:08Beckitten27beck is not sure what to do
* 8:08Sling KingVillager: Holdeth on, the god is m'rciful! he wouldst not telleth this maneth to killeth!
* 8:08User909Priest: But it's here in the Book of What God Wants! The priest shows a book that contains exactly what the Landlord says
* Priest: And this book was written by men inspired by God!
* 8:09Sling KingVillager: Thou wrote this!
* 8:09HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Holdeth on! Is that a scribbling of r'd text?
* 8:10Beckitten27Beck decides to check on the situation
* 8:10User909Priest: This book was written years ago!
* Priest: Are you saying God is wrong?
* 8:11HiddenlichAlchemist 2: Beshrew mine soul if the lights don't returneth f'r thy bodies...
* 8:12Sling KingVillager: Thou are wrong!
* 8:12User909Landlord: Enough! Crush those fleas who conspire against God!
* The mob starts chasing the two with pitchforks and more generic mob weapons
* There is one guy who is using a rock inside a sock as a weapon
* 8:12Hiddenlich
* Yakety sax starts playing
* Alchemist 2: Runeth into the forest!