Do I Have Stupidly Written on Me!

## Subpages

**Do I Have Stupidly Written on Me!** is the sixth episode of *TSM The Amazing Race 7: Rivals*.

## Story

Leg 6 (Based off Leg 3 of The Amazing Race 29)

The race resumes at the Temple of Garni.

Halcy & Mali will depart 1st.

**Route Info:** Teams must fly to Dar es Salaam, Tanzania. Upon arrival, teams must make their way to the Askari Monument. Once there, teams must find a newsstand and look for their next clue in the newspaper.

**Caution... Double U-turn Ahead.**

All teams are on the same flight.

Flight lands.

All teams get the paper.

**Route Info:** Teams must travel by ferry to Zanzibar. Once there, teams must make their way to Mkokotoni market to find their next clue.

(Strategic U-turn plotting.)

(Conversation between Clara & Nemo and Coby & Abe)

**Abe:** "Who should we uturn?"

**Clara:** "I’m U-turning Halcy, she's really annoying."

**Coby:** "I think we should uturn a strong team like Alex and Wilted."

**Nemo:** "Are they even strong? They got 6th last leg lol."

**Abe:** "They won two legs."

(Peanut & Tank walk in)

**Peanut:** "Hey guys."

**Tank:** "Do you guys wanna uturn Clara & Nemo, Clara is a bit of a firecracker."

**Clara:** "Did you notice I’m right here idiot."

**Tank:** “I was joking!”

**Clara:** "No you weren’t loser. Remember when I got you out in Haiti. You are gone this leg. GONE GONE GONE."

**Peanut:** "Well Tank was definitely telling the truth about you being a firecracker."

**Clara:** "I’m not the loser who walked out with two idols in Haiti. You are gone."

**Abe:** "Awkward…"

(In the distance)

**Alex:** "Did you guys just see that lol!"

**Getsome:** "They're asking to go home."

**Wilted:** "Guess that takes the target off us."

(New conversation between Jack & Ciera and Halcy & Mali)

**Ciera:** “Why did you steal our taxi in Thailand?"

**Halcy:** "We didn’t know it was yours."

**Ciera:** "Do I have stupidy written on me!"

**Mali:** "I have a sharpy so we can arrange that."

**Jack:** "I want to jump into the ocean right now."

**Ciera:** "It's fine, we can steal your million dollars anyways."

(The captain is annoyed)

**Abe:** "I think you guessed it, but we are Americans."

**Clara:** "I’m a Candian... Fake news."

(Ferry finally arrives.)

**Detour:** Built It or Weave It?

**Choice A:** *Build It*
Teams must build a pair of desks. Once the desks are up to the carpenter's standards, teams must deliver them to a nearby school, where they will get a quick Swahili lesson and their next clue.

**Choice B:** *Weave It*
Teams must weave two bags using coconut leaves to receive their next clue.

Jack & Ciera are doing Build it

Clara & Nemo are doing Weave It

Coby & Abe are doing Build It

Alex & Wilted are doing Build It

(Confessional)

**Alex:** "Despite this commotion, I still want to uturn Coby & Abe since they are the strongest competitors and were not overly emotional people like Clara and Halcy. They are such drama queens."

(Confessional with Abe)

**Abe:** "We are uturning Alex & Wilted if we get there first so they better watch out!"

Getsome & Spark are doing Weave It

Halcy & Mali are doing Build It

Peanut & Tank are doing Build it

**Ciera:** "Can I throw this desk at Halcy?"

**Clara:** "I have a bunch of coconuts to throw at Tank. Throwing them at Peanut would be a waste of time sen his brain is bad at knowing when to play idols."

Alex & Wilted finish detour currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must make their way by taxi to Darajani Market, where they will find their next clue near the entrance.

Coby & Abe finish detour currently in 2nd place.

**Coby:** “Let's get the faster taxi.”

Halcy & Mali finish detour currently in 3rd place.

**Halcy:** "Ciera I hope you enjoy my present hahahaha!"

Alex & Wilted uturn Coby & Abe.

**Roadblock:** One team member must purchase, using their own money, an assortment of local items on a shopping list, all that can be found in Darajani Market. Once they return with all the correct items, they must give them to the family chef to receive their next clue.

Wilted is doing the RB

**Abe:** "Ugh we're uturned again."

**Coby:** "Who do you want to uturn a strong team to stop them, or a weak team to survive."

**Abe:** "Let's do them."

Coby & Abe uturn Halcy & Mali

Getsome & Spark finish detour currently in 4th place.

**Halcy:** "What... we were turned!"

Mali: "This sucks."

**Halcy:** "Wow now Ciera isn’t my number one hater. That ugly tree and what's the other guys name."

**Alex:** "Sorry guys."

**Halcy:** "Let's go, we will get our revenge."

**Alex:** "I can’t deal with soccer moms."

Jack & Ciera finish detour currently in 3rd place.

**Nemo:** "Ugh this is so hard."

**Clara:** "This detour is death we got to do something. I’m done with finishing this but you can’t give up."

**Nemo:** "Should we switch?"

**Clara:** "Were almost done, let's continue."

**Nemo:** "There's Coby & Abe!"

**Clara:** "If we do this were guaranteed to beat them so let's stay."

Getsome is doing the RB

Jack & Ciera see the uturn board

**Ciera:** "Coby & Abe, I LOVE YOU!"

Jack is doing the RB

Peanut & Tank finish detour currently in 4th place.

Clara & Nemo finish detour currently in 5th place.

Peanut & Tank's cap gets lost.

Coby & Abe finish detour currently in 6th place.

**Halcy:** "We're almost, done we got this."

Nemo is doing the RB

**Wilted:** "The market was so crowded and this challenge was a nightmare."

Abe is doing the RB

Halcy & Mali finish detour currently in Last place.

Tank is doing the RB

Mali is doing the RB

Getsome finishes the RB currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must make their way by taxi to the rooftop of the Emerson on Hurumzi to check in. The last team to check in here may be eliminated.

**Nemo:** "Hey Abe, want to work together."

**Abe:** "Sure!"

**Jack:** "Hey guys, I got so many things, I can help you! You uturned my biggest hater so I love you now!"

Wilted finishes the RB currently in 2nd place.

Getsome & Spark, your team number 1. You win 5,000 dollars each.

**Spark:** "Who wants to see my new check!"

**Getsome:** "No one cares. We won money whatever... it's the big prize that counts."

**Mali:** "I was getting really tired, but I wasn’t giving up. These past few legs Halcy was carrying us, and I felt it was my time to shine."

Wilted leaves the passports in the car. (They don’t realize it)

Alex & Wilted, you are team number 2.

**Jack:** "I’ll give u the rest but I've got to go, I can’t let Ciera down."

Jack finishes the RB currently in 3rd.

**Nemo:** "I’m forgetting what did he say for directions."

**Abe:** "Shoot I forgot to."

**Nemo:** "UGHHHHHH"

Jack & Ciera, you are team number 3. (They are really 2nd but at the time it wasn’t known Alex & Wilted lost their passports)

**Alex:** "Can I have my passport."

**Wilted:** "Here you go. Wait... SHOOT! I left mine in the cab. We have to tell Phil."

Alex & Wilted, I can not check you in until you got your passport so please look for them.

**Alex:** "You are being ridiculous."

Mali finishes the RB currently in 4th place.

Nemo finishes the RB currently in 5th place.

Abe finishes the RB currently in 6th place.

**Tank:** "I just need 1 more."

**Halcy:** "Hey guys where's the pit stop."

**Alex:** "I don’t know. We haven’t found it yet. We have been lost for like an hour. We got told it's nowhere near here just now. Maybe you should find a new taxi driver."

**Halcy:** "Ok thx!"

**Abe:** "Wait, there's a passport in this car."

Clara & Nemo you are team number 3.

**Alex:** "Wait there car just arrived... I see a passport."

**Abe:** "You can leave you know."

The cab starts driving away

**Wilted:** "STOP!!! Chase that cab!"

Alex & Wilted chase the cab.

Tank finishes the RB currently in Last place.

**Tank:** Who knows, maybe someone else had cab problems today."

**Alex:** "TAXI!"

**Wilted:** "Sir, we need you to get in front of that cab and stop him from moving... We have a passport in there."

**Cab driver:** That's my brother, I can call him."

**Alex:** "Thank you!"

The cab stops

**Alex:** "Wait! we left our passport. I got them yes."

**Wilted:** "Abe really almost cost us the whole race by making that cab drive off with my passport!"

**Alex:** "Well, I’m now in charge of them from now on."

Coby & Abe, you are team number 4.

Here comes another team.

Alex & Wilted, you are now team number 5.

**Phil:** "Not a lot of love here huh."

**Alex:** “I want to know why you told the cab driver to leave with our passport.”

**Abe:** "Be careful who you turn."

**Alex:** "I’ll do it again!"

**Mali:** "Halcy let's circle back around. I wonder if they were lying."

**Halcy:** "Alex lied to me... I’m so mad!"

**Tank:** "I think it's this way."

**Mali:** "Come on, let's go."

WHO IS IT?

Halcy & Mali run to the mat.

Halcy & Mali, obviously you were uturned. But you are team number 6.

**Halcy:** "This is so crazy. These legs are getting harder and it's anyone's game to win."

**Phil:** "Here comes the last team right now."

Peanut & Tank, you are the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.

**Tank:** "At least the firecracker isn’t here."

**Peanut:** "We tried our best and it wasn’t meant to be. At Least we know how to not be overly dramatic. Gee, I feel bad for anyone who has to deal with these people."

## Route Markers

* Pit Start
* Route Info 1
* Route Info 2
* Detour
* Route Info 3
* U-Turn
* Roadblock
* Route Info 4 and Pit Stop
 The order of departure from the Temple of Garni are as follows:

1. Halcy & Mali
2. Getsome & Spark
3. Coby & Abe
4. Clara & Nemo
5. Jack & Ciera
6. Alex & Wilted
7. Peanut & Tank
 Teams must fly to Dar es Salaam, Tanzania. Upon arrival, teams must make their way to the Askari Monument. Once there, teams must find a newsstand and look for their next clue in the newspaper.

 Teams must travel by ferry to Zanzibar. Once there, teams must make their way to Mkokotoni market to find their next clue.

**Choice A:** *Build It*
Teams must build a pair of desks. Once the desks are up to the carpenter's standards, teams must deliver them to a nearby school, where they will get a quick Swahili lesson and their next clue.

Alex & Wilted, Coby & Abe, Halcy & Mali, Jack & Ciera, and Peanut & Tank chose this task.

**Choice B:** *Weave It*
Teams must weave two bags using coconut leaves to receive their next clue.

Clara & Nemo and Getsome & Spark chose this task. Teams must make their way by taxi to Darajani Market, where they will find their next clue near the entrance.

 At Darajani Market, teams would have the option to **U-Turn** a team, with two slots available. Alex & Wilted used the first slot of the **U-Turn** on Coby & Abe. Coby & Abe used the second slot of the **U-Turn** on Halcy & Mali.

Since Coby & Abe completed the *Build It* Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the *Weave It* Detour before continuing.

Since Halcy & Mali completed the *Build It* Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the *Weave It* Detour before continuing. The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock would have to purchase, using their own money, an assortment of local items on a shopping list, all that can be found in Darajani Market. Once they return with all the correct items, they must give them to the family chef to receive their next clue.

The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:

* Alex & Wilted
* Clara & Nemo
* Coby & Abe
* Getsome & Spark
* Halcy & Mali
* Jack & Ciera
* Peanut & Tank
 Teams must make their way by taxi to the rooftop of the Emerson on Hurumzi to check in.
For coming in first place, Getsome & Spark each won $5,000.

## Leaderboard

**Legend:**
     First Place •      Eliminated •      Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg•      Saved from elimination by the Salvage Pass or The Save •      Season winner •      Season 2nd place •      Season 3rd place • **►** Used the Fast Forward • **ϵ** Used the Express Pass• **⊂** User of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⊃** Recipient of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⋐** User of the second Double U-Turn slot • **⋑** Recipient of the second Double U-Turn slot

 **1st place**

 **2nd place**

 **3rd place**

 **4th place**

 **5th place**

 **6th place**

 **7th place**