Jim Porter/Quotes

## Unknown Episodes/Miscellanous

*(loses it and becomes genocidal) "You know, after all of that happens, I don't feel Allfornothings should be killed as much as those villainous organizations should be. It's they who are the ignorant ones, it's they who destroy public property, it's they who attempt to murder innocent civilians, it's they who kidnap and torture children and Pokémon, it's they who are plotting to take over the Multiverse... THEY ARE ALL A BUNCH OF DISGUSTING, DETESTABLE TERRORISTS WHO JUST HURT EVERYBODY ELSE, I SHOULD NUKE THEM FOR GOOD! DON'T YOU EVEN TRY TO STOP ME BECAUSE I HAD ENOUGH OF THEIR ANTICS, GOT DISABLED AND SEEING NATA-CHAN GOT CONTROLLED!!! That's it... I finally got my order..." (proceeds to contact the GDI headquarters for the nuclear missile launch on the main villainous teams)*
*"I get how you feel, but did you have to be so harsh on your own mother like that?!"*
*"Loyalty to my friends and loved ones... Right, I represent the Element of Loyalty!" [his Power Necklace suddenly becomes thicker after he says that]*
*"I ignore that."*
*"I don't think he's a child soldier if he can't get harmed and he has magic to defend himself. Just like how none of you are (finger quotes) "child soldiers" even though you're kids and teens."*
*"Grrr... QUILLIE-CHAN AND I ARE NOT A COUPLE!"*
### Unofficial

#### When he's fat

*"Can I get that pizza over here?"*
*"I don't give a \*bleep\*, I'm bored, tired, and hungry."*
*"Can't y'all give some peace to eat these up?"*
*"I'd come help you if you feed me something."*
### GoH Shorts

#### Melody's Trauma

*"NATA-CHAN! Say something!"*
*"We'll get you to the hospital!"*
*"...Promise..."*
*"I...love you too... Nata-chan..." (leans in to kiss her one final time)*
*"I couldn't save my friends... I just couldn't!"*
*[prays, despite not being a Miko] "Magic of Friendship, please... I would like to pass on with my friends and family. This pain is just too much to bear anymore."*
*"Melody... I'm sorry, but... (You are on your own now.)" \*passes away, his system turning off\**
#### Jim's Decision

*Welp, now it's truly time... "Nata-chan, I have to leave. (...) Don't worry, you remember your promise to me?"*
*(in unison with Nanette) "...that we'll never be apart, no matter what happens!"*
*"I'll be gone from the afterlife in a few moments. \*takes a deep breath\* I love you... Nata-chan, sweetie. Please tell Quilina that I'm sorry for hurting her feelings for the past few days." (kisses Nanette)*
## Season 4

### The Journey Begins

*(flips the villains off) "YOU MOTHER\*bleep\*ING PIECES OF \*bleep\*!" (grabs the black censor box covering his middle finger and tosses it away)*
*"\*Bleep\*ing pink-skinned \*bleep,\* idiotic Abraham Lincon wannabe, lizard-tongued Kecleon \*bleep\*er, and rotten corpse robot!"*
*"WHAT THE?! What is that fluffy white thing with four ears?"*
*"Tell me. Do your contracts come with some sort of sinister price, like selling your soul?"*
*"Whoa, I've got a pair of bad\*bleep\* jetpacks! Wings are too girly in my opinion anyways."*
*"A \*bleep\*ing magic spear, machine gun, AND a missile?! I've hit the \*bleep\*ing jackpot."*
*"NO, I AM NOT JORGEN VON STRANGLE!"*
*"Good riddance to those scumbags."*
### Pokémon Emergency

*"Quick, let's get Nata-chan, Thunders, and Mel to the hospital right away!"*
*"Come on, already. We're not \*bleep\*ing thieves, Officer Jenny. Are you prejudiced against children traveling with cyborgs? Do I seriously look like a creep?"*
*"Hey, why did I get a damn necklace and not a ring?! At least I can get out my gem and touch it to my Power Necklace faster."*
*"Nata-chan's gonna be in there for a while, that's for sure."*
*"I should have been the one in the hospital so she wouldn't have to suffer like this. Why can't they just let me take their burdens for them?"*
*(to Kyubey) "I wish to always be a well-respected and remembered leader of GDI."*
### Charmander - The Stray Pokémon

*(walks up to Damian, transforms, and grabs his collar) "GO AND GET IT, NOW!"*
*"You lied to your Pokémon and said you'd be back for it. Now it's waiting out there in the rain for you. If its tail flame goes out, it'll die."*
*(charges his fist with electricity) "If you don't go and get your Charmander this instant, I'll fry you to death in 10 seconds."*
*(detransforms) Right. We have to go help it!*
## Season 5

### Behaver Yourself

*(entering the witch's barrier) "Whoa... this looks like a photo album plastered on the walls. So many happy memories."*
*"Snap out of this right now, \*bleep\*ing birdbrain. If you had them on as that dumb feathered turd, I'd break your glasses to a million pieces and you wouldn't be able to see a Divinitydamn thing not in front of your face."*
*"Nata-chan, be careful! Those talons are as sharp as \*bleep\*!"*
*(transforms) "SHE ACTUALLY LEFT THE BARRIER! HOW MANY WITCHES ACTUALLY DO THAT?!"*
## Season 6

### Get the Show on the Road!

*(pulls out a gun and is about to shoot the Poocheyena chasing Professor Birch and Nanette, but the others stop him) "How else are we supposed to stop those mother\*bleep\*ing Poocheyena from biting off their \*bleep\*es?!"*
*"Don't let that Torchic melt my circuits if you can help it."*

## Season 8

### Dreams by the Yard Full!

*(sniffs) "Damn Gina, damn... you should've let me do that so you wouldn't have to die young like this..."*
*(hugs Nanette as she cries) "It's okay. There there, Nata-chan. I've got you."*
### Bianca's Chronicles

*(threatens to electrocute Bianca's father, but Melody stops him) "YOUR OVERPROTECTIVE ATTITUDE TURNED YOUR DAUGHTER INTO A WITCH! SHE IS **NOT** A SMALL CHILD ANYMORE!"*
*[grabs him by the neck] "**YOU ARE IN DENIAL!!!!**"*

## Season 11

### Land of Hope and Glory

*[after Thomas first transforms] "Thomie-kun, YOU'RE A PURE MIKO?! This is unreal. My own son who dreams of being a car mechanic can hear oracles?"*
### Sword and Shield

*(sees his Power Necklace become thicker as he and all the Guardians help raise the sword and shield) "Whoa, Stage 3. NATA-CHAN, LOOK AT YOURS!"*
*(looks in a hand mirror) "What the...? My hair is all glittery and sparkly. How did this happen?"*
*"This sparkly hair looks so girly."*
*(on the stadium, to Will) "Being both president* and *emperor may be harder than it seems..."*
*"Welcome to our team... Nicole. We are very glad you are here with us."*
## Season 12

### Team Plasma and the Awakening Ceremony

*[from the anti-magic cage] **"NO!** NATA-CHAN!"*
*"LEAVE NATA-CHAN ALONE RIGHT NOW!" [attempts to bang the bars, but they are electrified] "YOU. CAN'T. **DO THIS!**" [proceeds to bend the bars with superhuman strength via mechanical parts and Blood Rage curse]*
*"It's no use. They're going to go through with this, no doubt."*
## Season 13

### The Guardians of Harmony are Forever

*"The coronation and your wedding are both today. That will surely cause some problems."*
*[as he and Elis walk Nanette down the aisle together, whispers] "You've come this far, Nata-chan. You should be proud of yourself."*
*[joins the group hug before Nanette prepares to move away to Pasio] "(...) No, I am not crying. It's liquid pride. A totally different thing."*
## Season 14

### It First Happened In A Dream...Or Something

*"Nata-chan... Fight for me... Please..." [...] (\*kisses Nanette\*)*
### True Guardians Are Harmonic

*"...what happened...? [...] NOT THAT \*bleep\*ING COURRUPTION AGAIN!"*
*[sees the Guardians and their Pokémon freed from the crystals] "Everycreature! You're alive!" [immediately goes and hugs his four children, their Pokémon, and his Pokémon, tears streaming out of his digital visor]*
### This is Our Miracle

*"I'm glad you like the idea Nata-chan. My granddaughter and your eldest daughter wanted to cheer everycreature up."*
## Season 15

### Afterlife scenes (Stargazer's Chaotic Day)

*"You know what? I should've stayed in the mortal realm instead of going to the afterlife. Why? Because I miss my money, my two companies, my guns, and my government. I'd also prefer being a Yakuza or a mafia for money to recover things back and live in the real world." (gets slapped by a furious Aurea)*
*"Not for the past thousand years of staying in the afterlife and getting slowly bored to death, \*bleep\*!"*
*[points offensively at Elis] "Your platonic confessions and words ain't mean \*bleep\* to me here anymore, Quilina!" (Elis runs away, heartbroken)*
*[breaks the 4th wall] "Oh, will your creators will say the same \*bleep\* again about how Elis and you \*bleep\*ers would feel-" (Nina suddenly goes berserk before he can finish)*
*"Damn. Here we go again."*
*"I should've remained alive down there so Melody wouldn't have to be stuck in a damn dungeon!"*
*[pushes his wife Catherine] "Don't you even try to stop me, you harlot!" (Catherine slaps him)*
*"Now you want me to look at the mirror, right Cathy? Yeah, right right right, you left me no choice but to do this \*bleep\* then..." (Gets a machete out of nowhere to beat his own wife)*
*"STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU PURPLE-HAIRED MOTHER\*bleep\*ER!"*
*"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS TOO, AIDS-RIDDEN PILE OF GALARIAN RAPIDASH VOMIT!"*
*[shouting at the skies] "HEY MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP, I'VE CHANGED MY-" (Nanette impulsively punches him before he can finish, having had enough)*
*"You know what?! I hate everything, including all of you! All records of my existence should've been COMPLETELY ERASED!" (runs away)*
*[To his Alolan cousin Cesar] "What? Apart from everyone here want me here forever like some kind of never-ending family reunion? Look, I'm \*bleep\*ING tired of it and life's hard for me here, and it's just crazy... [breaks the 4th wall again] Just like one of my soldiers blasts on the Taisha priests in that one series with Latin language for a title first, then ask questions second! I'd rather die even when in the afterlife because of this.*
*"I don't care what you said, Cesar, I don't care how the real world will materialize me back to my mortal body or whatever it does to me, I don't care how Magic of Friendship treats me, and I **DON'T** **CARE** how-" (Katrina slaps him)*
*"...fine. I'll stay a little longer. Besides, that Stargazer is trying to summon me."*
*"This is what you get for trying to stop me from escape this \*bleep\*hole..." (Jim drops the lit match onto the gasoline trail, burning and demolishes the Porter Palace then escaped via stealing a car and speeding away)*
## Season 16

### Mid-Season 16

*"Mel WHAT?!" (begins breaking down into tears, upset)*
### The Magic of Friendship Grows

*"Tell me, Nata-chan. Is there really anything you want to say before Evelyn and I go?"*
*(thinking to himself) "Nata-chan is...kissing me! I'm glad it's only on the cheeks though... We have a huge age gap of 38 years..."*
*"I love you too Nata-chan."*
### Post-Series (Final message to the audience)

*"No one can save us from this grim-dark future... NO ONE..." (sniffs)*
*"Why...?"*
*"Take care now! Be safe and stay strong!"*