Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: The 4 Crossovers

Dear god, these trailers are just over the place. Just when will this all be over? If you believe that my encounters with those lost THX trailers are worse, think again.

It was an average afternoon. I was playing Lego Marvel Superheroes 2 on my PS4. A few minutes later, I got bored and decided to take a walk. During my walk, I decided to go into the beach like place in the park. I digged in the sand wondering if the beach had any secrets.

While digging, my shovel tapped on what appeared to be a DVD. I picked up the case and saw that it was a THX trailer DVD. The cover consisted of Anne Shirley, Sonic (As seen in the movie), Homer, Bart and Sackboy in a worried state as Tex can be seen in the background.

The DVD was titled "THX: The 4 Crossovers".

"Wait a second, weren't these guys killed in some other trailers?" I asked in my head.

I brought the DVD home with me so I can watch this for a good view. When I got home, my dad asked what I had in my hand. I showed him the DVD and he was impressed that I had found a free DVD.

Obviously, I didn't find the DVD at a store. Anyways, I took the DVD to my room and inserted the disc into my PS4. It opened with some FBI warning screens and then it took me to the menu.

The menu looked similar to Tex and Zurg, except the only box that was colored was in Tex's box as it was red while the others were instead white.

The menu options were Play Trailer, Visit THX, Subtitles and DVD Credits. I pressed Play Trailer and it showed another warning.

"This THX trailer was made back in 2021 for the theatrical release of "Halloween Kills" despite not being THX certified. It contains scenes of unnerving nature and violence which are not to be viewed by children. Watch at your own risk!"

"Oh great!" I muttered.

The trailer started with a shot of a school at night. Just then, Tex, Felicity King, Dr Robotnik (As seen in the movie), Sideshow Bob and The Negativitron walked into the shot.

Wait a minute? Why was Felicity with those villains? She isn't evil, but rather grumpy.

"Alright everyone, are you ready for a killing spree of terror?" Tex asked.

"We certainly are!" Felicity said.

They took out their weapons, and then it showed 4 people in a classroom of the school. The people resembled Bryn McAuley, Ben Schwartz, Dan Castellaneta and Nancy Cartwright.

Sackboy doesn't have an actor sadly.

"So um, does anyone know of any strange murder reports happening around town at the moment?" The woman resembling Bryn asked.

"Unfortunately, I don't." Nancy said.

"I have, it's all because of this robot named Tex and he has been going around killing a lot of people." The man resembling Ben said.

"Did somebody mention me?" Tex said offscreen.

Just then, Tex, along with the other 4 people he had with him saw the humans. They were standing near the classroom door.

"Who would like to feel the wrath of me and my good friends?" Tex asked.

"Let's get out of here!" Dan said.

They ran to a second door of the classroom and began running out of the room.

"Hey, get back here!" Tex said while he still kept chasing after the actors.

The 4 actors saw a door with an exit sign. They approached the door, but they couldn't open it.

"It's locked, we can't escape. We must suffer our fate!" Bryn said.

They both looked behind themselves and saw the 5 killers. Before they got close, it went to a black screen as I could hear the sound of a chainsaw starting up and then the agonizing screams of the 4 actors. This happened for 7 seconds before the sounds faded out.

It showed the THX logo as seen in the Moo Can trailer. Suddenly, Anne Shirley, Homer, Bart, Sonic and Sackboy walked in.

"Are you sure this is a safe place Anne? What if something bad happens here?" Bart asked.

"Don't worry everyone, we won't be here for too long. We're here to find the robot who has kidnapped my friend Diana, 3 of Homer and Bart's family members, Sonic's friend Tails and some sackbots." Anne said.

"This place is known to be the hideout of a red robot, but I bet I'm too fast for him to kill me." Sonic said.

"Everything's going to be fine. Before you know it, we'll be out of here. Now let's see where our friends are before that red robot-"

Anne's sentence got interrupted by Tex's evil chuckling.

Sackboy began getting scared hearing it.

"I think he found us! We better get out of here!" Homer shouted.

"Dad, you heard what Anne said. Everything's gonna be fine. Now how about we get out of here calmly before that red ro-"

Bart's sentence got interrupted by Tex dropping down.

Meanwhile, the 4 villains walked in with a sinister look on their faces.

"Oh no, it's Tex, and, Felicity?" Anne said.

"Sideshow Bob!" Homer and Bart shouted.

"Eggman!" Sonic said angrily.

Sackboy gave out an angry look on his face seeing the Negativitron.

"Hello crossovers, fancy meeting you here. What are you folks up to?" Tex asked.

Anne, Bart and Sonic walked over to the villains while confronting them.

"Listen here wrongdoers, what you are doing is so unacceptable. Tex, the fact that you don't like people disrespecting your company is wrong. For you Felicity, it's no wonder that you joined the evil side. The robot you are working with turns out to be a very dangerous person!" Anne said.

"I agree with Anne. As for you Eggman, I thought I told you we were over. And yet, you came back to anger me more. Face it, you're never going to get my power." Sonic remarked.

"Well, want to know what we are going to do to you?" Tex asked.

"We don't want to know, now prepare to feel the wrath of my power!" Sonic said.

"Is that so hedgehog? Feel the wrath of our power instead." Tex said, as he pulled out a pistol and shot Sonic's knee.

Sonic held his knee in pain.

"You sick bastard!" Sonic yelled.

"Robotnik, now's the time!" Tex stated.

Before Tex and the 4 other villains could take a hit at Sonic, Sackboy took out his pop it menu and got a bandage from it.

"Thanks buddy!" Sonic replied.

Just then, the Negativitron began to suck Sackboy up with it's mouth.

"Sackboy!" Anne, Homer and Bart shouted.

"Sorry folks, but that wooly friend of yours is no more!" Tex said to the remaining four.

"We gotta get out of here!" Anne shouted.

Homer and Bart agreed, but not Sonic though.

"Sonic, it's not safe here. We need to get moving." Anne told Sonic.

"My knee is in really poor condition. Go on without me. I'll be fine." Sonic replied.

As soon as Anne, Homer and Bart began running away, Robotnik and Tex appeared in front of Sonic.

"You're not going to kill me are you?" Sonic asked in a worried manner.

"Don't be afraid, what Robotnik and I are gonna do to you is this." Tex said, as Robotnik pulled out a chainsaw.

Robotnik then started the chainsaw and began to aim it at Sonic's eyes. Before the chainsaw made contact with Sonic, it cut to Anne, Homer and Bart hearing Sonic's realistic screaming as if Ben Schwartz was being screaming in both pain and agony.

"Oh no, make that 2 friends we've lost so far." Bart said.

"I'll go and confront Felicity. You two try to stay away from Sideshow Bob, Robotnik and the Negativitron." Anne remarked.

Homer and Bart nodded. Anne began to walk up to Tex and the 4 villains while for some reason holding a baseball bat.

"Like I said Tex, what you are doing is unacceptable. And for Felicity, get the hell away from the other people, they're dangerous!" Anne shouted.

Tex and the others shared a hearty laugh after hearing Anne's words.

As they kept laughing, Anne hit Felicity on her forehead with the baseball bat.

"That's not even funny you twerps!" Anne yelled to the villains.

Suddenly, Bart could be heard in the distance making a loud gasp. Anne ran over to the THX logo to see what was happening.

"What's going on?" Anne asked.

She took a look at what Homer and Bart were seeing in the trapdoor and she gasped too. There were corpses of Diana Barry, Marge, Lisa, Maggie, Tails and some sackbots laying on the floor.

"Why? Why would he do that to my family?" Homer asked as he began crying.

"And why would Tex kill Diana?" Anne asked as well.

Anne, Homer and Bart did their cartoon crying. This scene lasted for about 10 seconds. I wanted to cry too, but I decided to not do it.

"Like what you see wrongdoers?" Tex asked.

"You are such as an asshole!" Bart shouted.

"I agree with Bart. What were you thinking killing all of those innocent beings?" Anne asked.

"Enough chit chat, let's finish this off. Shall we?" Sideshow Bob said.

Bart tried to use his skateboard as a weapon, but Tex snatched it out of his hand to give to Robotnik, in which he broke the skateboard with an axe.

"That thing cost me 30 dollars!" Bart said.

Anne ran away as this scene went on. Tex and Sideshow bob both took out pistols and began rapidly shooting at Homer and Bart. Meanwhile, Anne began hiding in Tex's bedroom. She went under the bed and began to keep quiet so that Tex and the villains wouldn't find her.

For some reason, I could hear what sounded like a conversation involving Tex and the others.

Here's what I heard:

Tex: I don't see Anne anywhere, does anybody know where she could've gone?

Felicity: I don't know, seems she might have had enough. She was stupid anyway.

Tex: Robotnik, since you know about technology, can you check to see where she is?

Robotnik: I'll give it a try. Hey look, I can see her. She's in a bedroom.

Tex: Let's go get her.

Anne began to gasp when she knew that Tex and the 4 villains were coming after her. Suddenly, Sideshow Bob grabbed Anne by the leg as Anne let out a scream that sounded realistic. Tex then took Anne and began flying.

"Put me down right now!" Anne shouted.

"Alrighty then, how about I throw you to the punishment corner!" Tex said.

He then threw Anne to the floor.

Anne landed in front of the H of the THX logo. Just then, Tex and Felicity walked over to her.

"I just don't understand it Felicity, why did you join these idiots?" Anne asked Felicity.

"Oh, it's a long story." Felicity replied.

"Any last words before we blow your head off?" Tex asked.

"Yes, what you've done to me and all of those people is cruel. I hope you all rot in hell if any of you die one day!" Anne said.

Tex and Felicity then took out chainsaws. But before they could make contact with Anne, the screen cut to black as Anne on the other hand could be heard screaming realistically.

It stayed at a black screen for 5 seconds. And then it showed the THX logo from the Moo Can trailer. The screaming deep note raised and played. Most of the screams came from Anne Shirley, Sonic, Homer and Bart. Like I said earlier, Sackboy doesn't have a voice actor.

As soon as the deep note finished, Tex dropped down like it was a jumpscare as the 4 villains walked in.

"Hello there so called TV viewers, I have teamed up with 4 bad guys to take down my worst people ever." Tex said.

"That is correct, and I am so happy to be defeating that blue daredevil." Robotnik said.

"This has definitely been the best time of my life." The Negativitron remarked.

"So remember this, if you are scared of me, or Felicity, Doctor Robotnik, Sideshow Bob or the Negativitron, we'll be coming for you. Now it's time for so long." Tex said before flying off into the dark sky laughing.

"Later haters!" Robotnik said before walking away.

"So long!" The Negativitron said.

"See you later!" Sideshow Bob replied.

"Good bye!" Felicity said.

And then the slogan dropped down with the famous phrase "The Audience Is Listening."

It then faded to black for about 10 seconds. I couldn't believe what I had just seen. I felt the urge to take the DVD out. But before I pressed the eject button on the PlayStation 4, one last thing appeared.

It was a close up shot of Anne gasping when she saw a dog inside her parents farm. However, her eyes were red with no pupils and she had blood coming out of her nose.

In the background was what sounded like a slow, loud and distorted version of Luigi screaming help from the Super Mario World TV show along with a distorted version of a woman's scream.

I fell back in shock seeing that terrifying jumpscare. As soon as it faded out, it went back to the menu.

I was really appalled but what I had watched.

After that, I asked my dad to come into my room so he could watch the trailer. He was also scared by what he had seen.

I didn't sleep that night which was really pissing me off. The next day, I smashed the DVD and threw it in the trash. Like with any lost THX trailer, the one responsible for making it is Adam Kennington.

The End.