TLR

Make sure to update the page when they appear in an episode and do something stupid.

### Aliases

Pirate, Puke Greenald, Useless, The Plot Device, The Most Virgin Chad, DVLRVNE's Shitty Rival

## Physical description

### Eye color

Has a severe case of pink eye

The TLR (Teller) is one of ALX's Donald OCs and one of the biggest examples of his incredibly horrid writing skills. While seen as a simple Donald recolor in the actual character adaption, Re-Bout, and parts of the original, his original portrait depicted him with a gray zipper, a green nose, a pink eye, and an eye patch, unique features mostly ignored. He possesses the phone of plot device, a convenient thing he always has where he can talk to other people and shit but never uses it to you know, SUMMON OTHER STRONGER COUNCIL MEMBERS.

## Star Summary

TLR, a.k.a The Teller is the secondary """""protagonist""""" in The Mugen Dude☆. In the year -40,000, he wanted to be a master and a part of the council. However he was denied the role and ended up rage quitting and leaving. TLR then tried to see 1000s of years into the future, at the cost of accuracy. Seeing a blue Donald take on DVLRVNE, he tries to report this to the council, only to be rejected and get his ass kicked out. He later crafted a prophecy and spends 1000s of years dormant.

Wondering around some rainy city, he noticed ALX and after some business with some dude falling, he teleports via pillar. Thinking ALX is the one, he for no reason, joins ALX's side. When the "villains" meet in the middle of the city, he decides to intervene. DVLRVNE tells him to fuck off, so he runs to ALX's house. After a dumb conversation, they both travel to some place in Africa. TLR sees the Chad team far off, and is unseen until DVLRVNE notices him and tells him to get down. ORH later yeets his ass and they continue fighting. ORH is ultimately the winner and TLR retires in shame.

## Original Summary

The actual Teller is a prime example of just how terrible Alex's writing skills are, shoving pointless exposition down with a new plot device I mean character. He's literally just there to talk and talk about the orb.

He ends up dying by DVLRVNE, this shows ALX just doesn't really care about the writing of the characters and just wants to create and kill them, just to move the plot forward.

Supposedly he was on a field trip with Patchouli and Orochi to get the orb, but in the process, he lost his eye and had to kill his own friend.

## Re-Bout Summary

Compared to the original, he's shown to have a lot more importance (before ultimately becoming a side character), and is the first council member we meet proper.

Before Re-Bout even happened, his future powers (which he never fucking uses) are stolen by ADRQIM, and he also joined the council I guess.

He's first shown in an edgy Dark Donald-like pal which is his "disguise." He is shown later phoning the council and changing into his iconic shitty green and red palette. He teleports to the council building and confronts XNG. They fight and wouldn't you know it, TLR kicks his ass before ADRQIM interrupts. ADRQIM slams XNG into the ground and kicks TLR into a *building which just so happens to be where ALX is**.* They assemble the virgin squad and TLR kicks ADRQIM.

This is the part where Teller becomes a useless cunt as when SWTSL is introduced, he suddenly becomes the shitty cliche of just a character standing commentating like the fight is a shitty sports game. After Aldo wins and becomes *more powerful* TLR and ALX run away to Patchouli's library. Here TLR does nothing while ALX is shown to use his actual powers to kill Himan.

During episode 8, he actually has an idea of getting the council, a place filled with powerful people who can do shit like open portals and cast spells, to help their weak bitch asses. He gets a call from Sweets Solo, and he says to meet him at the council building. After all three of the virgins get to the building, they get inside and TLR gets the best character Francesco to cast a spell to protect the building. Inside they discuss things, most important about getting training from The Master. After ALX says something **SMART** for once, they contact Ataria, and they go to some building in India or something.

Episode 9, everyone including him just stands around while The Master tells a story.

Next episode, he gets a call saying ADRQIM will destroy the city. Francesco goes off to distract Aldo while the others "train" with Master. TLR in a very fucking convenient turn of events, learns an ancient soul separation technique. Now armed with this new power, he'll probably do one useful thing then just bugger off while ALX with his shitty form beats up Aldo.

## Trivia

His original portrait is from some shitty Donald edit called Mark 1

He was a CHAD in Re-Bout but got lowballed. Thanks a lot ALX.

His voice in the character conversion comes from this

He is one of the few characters to actually speak in the series with voice lines woahhh. The others being HMN and ADRQIM.

His MUGEN counterpart is a way bigger chad lol.

AMN and Vallery's Tellers are better lol.