Diego Has a Beer

**Diego Has a Beer** is the 103rd episode of Awkward Puppets.

## Synopsis

Diego debates whether or not if he should have another beer.

## Plot

The episode starts with Diego sitting on the couch, drinking a beer while enjoying a soccer game on TV. After finishing it up, he wonders whether or not if he should have another one. He then tries to remember what he did today. When he woke up, the first thing he had was a beer. During breakfast, he also had a beer along with a bowl of cereal. After breakfast, Diego decided to do an intense workout, and after he was finished, he awarded himself with some beer. Diego then went to the grocery store after the workout, and he noticed that they had a sale on beer today. So, he decided to buy some. Diego then went to the park to go for a walk, he then notices a sign that says: "No alcohol". And while he couldn't drink any beer, he decided to make an exception by vandalizing the sign with a sharpie to instead say: "More alcohol". And that's when he drunk one. After walking in the park, he went to the local bar to say hi to his friend (or relative) Pedro. He decided to have another beer since he didn't want Pedro to drink alone. Then, Diego and Benita went to have dinner together, but Diego wasn't having a good time since Benita was being annoying as always. So, he decided to have another beer to make the dinner date less annoying. Then the couple went to see a movie afterwards since Benita wanted to see a new ram-com movie. But Diego wasn't enjoying the movie, so to make the movie less "shitty", he told Benita that he is going to the bathroom but snuck out to grab a beer from the local bar. He went back and still didn't like the movie. Then he took a nice long bath back at home and decided to have another beer. Then he went to the doctors for a checkup, but since the doctor was taking too long, he decided to have another beer to pass the time. Then, he went back home to watch the soccer game, and of course, he another beer. And just as he was finishing up the story about his day, he decided to have another beer. Diego is quite surprised that he drunk a lot of beer today and he doesn't even feel drunk! But he passes out mid-sentence and the episode ends.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita (non-speaking cameo)
* Pedro (debut) (non-speaking cameo)
* Dr. Greenburg (indirectly mentioned)

## Trivia

* This is the 103rd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is one of the few episodes in which Diego is the only character that speaks.
* The exercise outfit Diego wears in this episode is the same one he wore in Racist Workout.
* This is the first episode in which we see Diego's daily routine.
	+ Additionally, the episode is quite similar to World's Longest Minute as we both see what Diego and Benita did that day in their respective episodes.
* Diego had drunk a total of 12 beers throughout the entire episode.
* It's unknown if Pedro is a friend or relative of Diego.
* Diego isn't seen wearing the hospital gown that he normally wears in the Doctor Visit episodes.
* The restaurant that Diego and Benita went to is the same restaurant that Sam and Sarah went to in Sarah's Date.
* Diego breaks the fourth wall by mentioning to the viewers at the end about him telling us the story of his day.