Casket Dan

*"It's definitely not unusual for 'Stormers to have done time in the bastardized system of criminal justice, and Casket Dan is one of them. While this guy was incarcerated for reasons he won't disclose, he became a master at the trade of carpentry, and became a hardened soul in prison with the boys. Nowadays he knows one of these days he'll die in a race, so he made himself a coffin, and has requested that we bury him in it when he dies. Kinda morose, ain't it?"*
*"Pass me a nail, huh?" - Casket Dan*
**Casket Dan** is a canonical 'Stormer appearing in various fanonical MotorStorm titles.

## Details

Usually he's seen around The Legend doing LSD with him, or doing 'Shrooms with Xaurkshaeyre, or simply just smoking weed with any of the other 'Stormers.

He's definitely a grim soul who believes in Nihilism to a very strong degree, and is actually looking forwards to dying, and to that end, he made himself a coffin.

Due to the massive amounts of drugs he's done, he tends to buy into The Legend's conspiracy theories.

## Vehicles

### Canonical

* Mohawk Freerider
* Wombat Typhoon
* Wasabi Wildcat MX
* Wasabi Phoenix
* Ozutsu Ronin MkIV
* Patriot Wildtrek-X
* Patriot Hoodcruze-R
* Patriot Stomper
* Wasabi Hayato
* Mirage 101
* Patriot V8 XR
* Patriot Bulkhead

## Quotes

### Nevada Nitro

* *"Jarod ain't entirely wrong with the shit he talks about, I mean, whenever him n' I drop a tab of acid, it all makes sense. Whenever we crash, we end up appearing back on the track good as new within a few seconds! Weird-ass @#$%, man!"*
* *"I ain't 21 so I can't take the helicopter to go gamble in Vegas. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise?"*

### Outback Outrage

* *"There's protestors outside of The Festival's boundaries, and they get pretty annoyin' from time to time. I'm actually surprised we haven't run any of 'em over. Personally I wouldn't mind runnin' a few of 'em over."*
* *"I was drivin' my Wildcat in a race, and I almost hit a dingo. Little bastard chased me all the way to the finish line, and once I finished first, I just took off and got the hell outta there. But even then, I looked at it as an opportunity to be buried in the coffin I made."*

### Pandrosia

* *"What a freakin' gas! If Dog Soup ain't enough, we now have some WWII soldier racing with us!"*
* *"Hey, that Jingo is a jerk, he's ragging on that German guy. I mean, c'mon, he ain't no Nazi just because he's German!"*
* *"Monjafetta's a pretty cool guy, but his 'shrooms have got somethin' in em' that get you higher than the atmosphere."*
* *"This festival ain't that bad honestly, we got a lot of good ideas that have been done quite well."*
* *"Jarod told me it's true that Tracey Prescott and Tyler really were childhood friends, have you seen how they interact?"*
* *"I had a Hotness Supreme over at BurgerStorm, and Jesus Christ, I thought my time had actually come."*
* *"I'll drive a nail into ya if you pull that crap again, boyo/girly!"* - After being table topped by the player
* *"**YEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWCH!!!** My freaking nuts...Ugh...I'll really nail you for that..."* - After being kicked in the groin by the player

#### Skateboarding

##### Commenting on Successful Trick

* *"Niiiiiiice!"*
* *"Lemme see that again! I blinked!"*
* *"Good one, now add a 180!"*

##### Commenting on failed trick

* *"Awww, tough luck!"*
* *"You really suck!"*
* *"You need a nail to tighten your trucks?!"*

##### Failing a trick himself

* *"Aw crap!"*
* *"Dang it!!!"*
* *"This always happens!!"*
* *"I shouldn't have used those rusty nails to tighten my trucks!"*

##### Knocked off his skateboard

* *"That ain't cool man. Either do some tricks or get trucked."*
* *"C'mon bro, what's your deal?"*
* *"You are a jerk!"*
* *"Get a life!"*
* *"What a douche!"*

##### Knocked down too many times

* *"Okay man/lady, you've been asking for this!"*
* *"Looks like someone's askin' to get a nail driven into their head!"*
* *"This is the end of you!"*
* *"You're dead meat when I get up!"*
* *"Alright tough guy/girl, let's play!"*
* *"I'm gonna knock your teeth down your throat with a hammer for that!"*

##### Knocking player down

* *"Hahahahaha! Should've been faster!"*
* *"I always knew I had one hell of a swing!"*
* *"Next time I'll use my nail bat! So stay outta my way!"*
* *"You look like a little helpless baby down there!"*
* *"You mad bro?"*

##### Knocked down while pursuing the player

* *"Cheap shot!!!"*
* *"Now you've **really** pissed me off!"*
* *"When I catch you, you're getting the nail gun!"*
* *"You are seriously beggin' for a beat down!"*

##### Outran by the player

* *"You can hide, but you can't run, dirtbag!"*
* *"You little chicken!!!"*
* *"You're lucky I have a splinter in my dominant foot!"*
* *"If I see your face back on the Carrier, it's gettin' caved in with a hammer!"*
* *"I'm gonna put a nail into your brain next time!"*