So Who Are The Magpie

## Many of The Magpie Are Court-Marshaled U.S. Navy Seals Whom Have Been Accused of Adultery

The Magpie Surrendered Their Citizenship To The Queen of The Lair On Europa In Exchange For Spectral Machinery Which They Used To Build Up An Arsenal of Warships Weapons And Deployments To Completely Erase The United States From The World Map

## Why Not Just Call It West Korea ?

That's Who American Policies Mirror In Terms of Politics I'd Say West Korea Is A Fitting National Definition For The United States When The Magpie Surrendered To The Queen of The Lair They Vowed To Burn Every American Flag They Encountered Including The One On Moon Which Was Indeed Burned And Replaced With An Islamic Black Flag In The Name of Korean Nationalism

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Fire Burns Equally In All Directions In Zero Gravity

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## There's No Oxygen On The Moon What's Fueling The Flame

Senpai's Exosuit Generates A Sustainable Energy Biome That Moves With The Exosuit As Such Atomized Oxygen Is Generated Within The Spectral Shield And The American Flag Is Within The Range of The Spectral Shield The Atomized Oxygen Is Igniting The American Drenched In Gasoline And Set Ablaze With A Flamethrower

## Those Guns The Magpie Had On The Odin Space Station Should Not Have Been Functional

The Magpie Have Developed An Exosuit Capable of Generating A Spectral Shield Biome That Converts Atomized Oxygen Into Breathable Oxygen Oxidizers For Firearms Flamethrowers And Other Gun Powder Weapons As Well As Sustainable Deflector Shields For Close Range Ranged Combat And Although These Exosuits Are Very Similar In Appearance To NASA Spacesuits The Technology Is Not The Same The Magpie Burned The American Flag On The Moon And Detonated A Thermite Blast Charge Destroying The Remnant of The Lunar Module And Lunar Rover And After Destroying The Odin Space Station The Magpie Put The International Space Station On A Collision Course With A Korean Satellite This However Was Intercepted As The Magpie Escaped Back To Europa

## The Queen of The Lair

The Magpie Worship The European Mermaids Believe Them To Be Ancient Goddesses of The Ancient Hylden Dynasty Whom Created The Soul Reavers To Maintain Balance In The Material Realm As Their Machinery Is Reliant On The Spectral Realm To Facilitate Spaceflight And Stargate Travel Between Entire Solar Systems Achieved Through Spectral Fission of Antimatter And Atomization of That Antimatter In It's Matter Form To Create New Energy Sources And High Density Pressure And Heat Resistant Alloys And Energy Shields This Technology Is Known As Spectral Engineering And Although They Can't Take The United States By Force The Magpie Are Doing Everything In Their To Erase American Culture With Senpai Being Their Latest And Most Valuable Initiate

## The Magpie Finally Land On Earth Somewhere In The Middle East

The Magpie During The Attack On The Odin Space Station We're Not Acting As Aggressors To Any Nation On Earth Rather Then One Incident Involved Hijacking The Space Shuttle And Using It To Land In The Middle East However Due To The Terrain The Space Shuttle Broke Apart Upon Landing Because The Hijackers Were Not Familiar With The Technology But They Did Survive And Are Now At Ground Level In The Middle East And Their Gaining An "Afraid of Girls" Reputation Throughout The Whole Middle East

## Right On The Sand

Only The Magpie Would Attempt To Land The SPACE SHUTTLE On The Sand In The Middle East Then Leave A Perfectly Good Space Shuttle In The Open Desert And Escape Through A Stargate In The Same Syria Leaving Behind An "Afraid of Girls" Reputation

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The Magpie Are Only Known For Achieving The Impossible

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## The USS Barrack Obama And The Flight Deck Profanity

Osana Said Clear Earth Orbit And Senpai Replied With Aye Aye Osana As The "federation" Cleared Earth Orbit By Hijacking The Space Shuttle And Landing In Syria Somewhere Then Escaping Through The Stargate At The Prophet's Tomb And Redeployed In Four Reverse Engineered I-400 Clas Submarines To "Sink A Battleship" More Specifically An Aircraft Carrier Senpai 1 And Senpai 2 Were Detained Aboard The Same Aircraft Carrier As Senpai 1 Was Brought Aboard The Aircraft Carrier He Was Escorted To The Brig As The I-400 Submarines Suddenly Surfaced And Mortared The Hell Out of That Aircraft Carrier As Senpai 1 And Senpai 2 Were Being Escorted Off The Flight Deck By Yandere To Another I-400 Submarine Leaving Behind A VERY Ambiguous Entry In The Captain's Log Which Stated "The Cocksucker Has Left The Flight Deck" Then The Olympus Mons Moved Into Position Over Earth Orbit And VERY Much Sank The USS Obama Barrack During The Attack On Geneva