Jamal Footlong

"Those organized crime mo'fos messing with Don Stevsons, homie, I need you to kill em', kill em' both!" - Jamal Footlong, talking to Ray Capinyaface over the phone at prison.

## Jamal Footlong

### Aliases

"Jammy" "Emperor Handjob"

"Jam-Jams"

### Relatives

Michael Footlong (Father) Tammy Footlong (Mother)

Tony Footlong (Brother) R.I.P

DJ Biggie Beefcake (Cousin)

Patrice Brooklyn (Girlfriend)

Douggggie Quad-G (Gang Member)

Ray Capinyaface (Gang Member)

Greg Thompson (Gang Member)

Washington Landons (Gang Member) R.I.P

### Affiliation

The Bruised Knees (Leader) Former Up-And-Atom fry cook

### Occupation

Gang LeaderDrug Dealer

Hoodlum

## Appearances

### Appears in

The Don Stevensons Show The Don Stevensons News Broadcast

### Debut

S3E2, "The Hood"

Jamal Footlong is a serious but humorous hoodlum who took over grove street in 2004. He met Don Stevensons in a shootout between the bruised knees and the crips.

Jamal Footlong was born into poverty in Strawberry, he was a total accident and was conceived in the bathtub. His older brother, Tony Footlong was born 3 years before him.

Michael and Tammy Footlong had been together for about 6 years and they were not prepared for two kids. Jamal was never a troublemaker since the time he threw a diaper at the TV and Micheal hit him which set him up for no trouble.

But his life of no trouble and mischeif was continued at about the age of 11 when he stole beer and whiskey from a liqueur store and got drunk in a nearby parking lot with his brother. He then got into a gang interference at the age of 12 where he had run away for the night after an argument with his mother.

He got introduced to gangs and the street life by the bloods who pulled him aside out of the night and have him a package. They told him to deliver it to a certain address. When Jamal opened the package, it was weed, however he had never seen weed and he thought it was salad so he ate in and got balls high. He felt odd, as he was high and got barked at by a dog whilst walking to the address so he barked back, once again, because he was high off his mind. He ate half the package before finally delivering it and the hoodlum at the address shot him in the stomach and threw him on the road.

He was found by a lady named Marry Becketts who couldn't sleep and decided to go for a stroll at night. He got rushed to the hospital and survived. His parents were furious but glad he was alive.

After that experience, he kept a low profile. Not caring about people or having friends.

At the age of 17 he got a job at Up-And-Atom as a fry cook. His co-workers were Garry Morgan, Simon Kajulits, Alissa Freeman, Billy Hoffman and his boss was Lauren Javier.

Not much remarkable happened when he was at his job at the Up-And-Atom except a couple things.

Once, car exploded in the parking lot right outside of the restaurant. Everybody ran out to see it and one skater guy eating there threw his Coke on it.

This one time, a man walked in with a shotgun and blew Billy Hoffman's head off right in front of him, he crawled away through the kitchen as he was robbing the place and open firing in the kitchen, he also saw Alissa Freeman's dead corpse lying on the ground next to the sink. He and Simon Kajulits escaped through the back and drove to the police. By the time they got there, the place had been robbed, three attendees were dead and Garry Morgan was in the hospital with life-threatening injuries.

After that, Jamal quit that job and got hired for another Up-And-Atom. One of his coworkers was a racist elderly woman who would harass him constantly.

Then he was sick of being called names so one night when he was working late, he snuck out when the elderly lady, Gloria Reese, was getting into her car. He strangled her and threw her lifeless corpse into the nearest dumpster.

Then he felt guilt and confusion, he thought of a last resort so he ran to the crips for help. He asked them for help and they agreed. They dragged the body out of the dumpster and into a mustang, and told Jamal that they would dispose of a body if he did something for them. He agreed.

They told him to kill a rival blood gang member who was forming a base in their territory, they handed him a Glock with the license number scratched off and told him the address. He went there and rung the doorbell. When the person answered he open fire with his Glock and shot him five times in the stomach and chest. He ran away.

As he was running away, he felt like he liked causing trouble and decided that one day, he was going to run a gang.

So about 10 years later he formed together a group of friends and began their gang, they called it, The Bruised Knees. They wore bright orange clothing and wielded baseball bats and pistols.

They started their conquest for crime by shooting up Ballas and Bloods left and right, whenever they could.

His crime gang started to grow and grow, eventually they got a name for themselves and got into some interesting and nail biting experiences.

They patrolled the south side of the hood and started a bit of a drug empire by getting meth cooks, however the streets decided their meth was low quality so they scratched that idea and killed the cooks by lining them up against the edge of a dock with bags over their heads and shooting them.

So then Jamal Footlong had an idea, if they couldn't cook product that was good, why not steal product and license it as their own. So they set off to a very successful meth lab out in Sandy Shores, owned by bikes and highjacked it. They went in with paper plates with holes cut in them over their face and assault rifles. They destroyed their lab, killed the bikers and stole the product.

That meth sold like wildfire, everybody, even rival gangs, wanted even a teenth, business was booming and it looked like it would remain that way for a while.

Then there was the mischief, crime for the sake of it, stuff they did

Like when they chucked grenades into a frat house, blowing up the "cool" frat boys into bits and pieces, a severed arm flew out of the window and hit Greg Thompson in the face that day. One survived, but he was without anything below his belly button, which was an outie, for the rest of his life.

Also the time they took LMGs to the heart of grove street and open fired on any gang members, who were shot dead on the spot. They tried to fight back but only Ray Capinyaface was hit, and not even that bad. 81 people died that day and 43 injured.

However, he's not all evil, and an example of that is how much he donates to the homeless and poor, if they get greedy though, he beats them to death with a nailed bat. Two homeless men found that out the hard way.

The biggest moment in Jamal Footlong's life, however, is when they wanted to truly dominate the mean streets. So they planned an assault on grove street even more lethal then the last one as they would get a tank.

When they tried to illegally buy the tank, however, the man selling it to them slipped into cardiac arrest whilst driving it to the pick up location and drove it into a family home and into the alamo sea, so they never got their tank.

But they went for the next best thing, an attacked helicopter, they successfully bought that and exacted their plan.

Then, on a sunny Monday Morning, an attack helicopter flies over the horizon gunning down at the hood. A gas station explodes, heads pop all over and houses get wrecked. Even family dogs got in the crossfire. Cars were exploding left and right, a bus got flipped on it's side and 248 people died that day, ending the crips for good. The remaining crips from the massacre fled to conquer another hood.

Then, when the bruised knees came out to sweep the place for survivors, Jamal Footlong himself came across Don Stevensons, Rodrigo, George Bower and Jerry Oppendo hiding behind the flipped over bus. Jamal Footlong threw his assault rifle on the ground and helped Don Stevensons up to dab him up and call him his cracka.

Then when Jamal found out that the cameras recorded the whole thing, he threatened Jerry with a knife to his throat to edit the helicopter out. HE said he would and then everybody ran away because the police turned up.