Linus' Fate

Linus is Worried because DJ Serl is coming and going to bring Super Sonico with him.

## Nighttime

* *[Nighttime, Linus is Sleeping in his Bed. Vince Guaraldi as a ghost comes out of the record player.]*
* **Guaraldi:** Hey! *[Linus looks and hides under the covers.]*
* **Linus:** *[lowers the covers]* Ghost?! Is that you?!
* **Guaraldi:** Yes. It's me, Vince Guaraldi! DJ Serl is coming right now!
* **Linus:** Serl? DJ Serl is coming here?
* **Guaraldi:** That's right, and he's gonna bring Super Sonico with him!
* **Linus:** Super Sonico?! That doesn't make sense!
* **Guaraldi:** Well, they're both gonna come right here right now!
* **Linus:** Aaaaaaaah! *[runs back to bed as Guaraldi flies into Linus' record]*

## The Next Morning

* **Linus**: Run for your lives! Everyone run for cover! SOS! Mayday! Mayday! Code red! Duck and cover! You're all in danger! *[babies crying] [grunting]* Run for cover! *[steer bellows]* Run for your lives! *[squealing] [ringing] [siren wails]* Emergency, emergency! *[screaming]* Run for your lives! Look out! Take cover! Run for cover!
* **Elmo:** Linus, what is it? What's going on?
* **Linus**: Serl's Coming! Serl's Coming!
* **Big Bird:** Serl is Coming?
* **Oscar:** Are you crazy?
* **Grover:** What is it? Do You have to go to the bathroom?
* **Linus:** No.
* **Grover:** You want juice?
* **Linus:** No.
* **Grover:** A Cookie?
* **Linus:** No.
* **Grover:** Toast?
* **Linus:** No.
* **Grover:** Popcorn?
* **Linus:** No.
* **Grover:** Want to play some tennis?
* **Linus:** **NO!**
* **Grover: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!**
* **Linus:** JustWantSchroeder to play Linus and Lucy. *[screen goes black]*

## A Place to Start

* **Grover:** Now, where to begin? *[shaft of light and pixie dust]* How about "Once upon a time…"? *[screen suddenly goes black]* How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. *[gasps]* I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie. *[shows the intro from The Pink Panther cartoons]* No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you? *[a storybook]* Oh, no, no. Not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst?
* **Linus:** Owning 1% of Serl and Super Sonico is like owning 1% of nothing! *[Points at a picture of S3RL and Super Sonico]* Serl, you make me mad! *[Punches the Picture]*
* *[At a Playground]*
* **Sonico:** Hi, Sweet Baby! You wanna be my Boyfriend?
* **Linus:** I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my life.
* **Sonico:** Oh, well, that's good.
* **Linus:** But we're not *on* my planet. Are we?
* **Sonico:** No.
* **Linus: BECAUSE WE'RE NOT!**
* **Sonico:** *[quietly]* Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
* **Linus:** Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
* **Sonico:** WHAT?!! What are you talkin' about?!
* **Linus:** **MY BLANKET! MY LOVELY BLUE BLANKET!**
* **Sonico:** **YOU... ARE... A... *BOY!!!*** You are a girl's boyfriend!
* **Linus:** You are a sad, strange little girl, and you have my pity. Farewell. *[exits]*
* **Sonico:** Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony tune! *[sarcastically]* "Mammy in Looney Tunes."