The Object Show: The Movie (2026)/Transcript

## Part 1: The Interuption

https://youtu.be/FOp\_RWrgAJw

https://youtu.be/LZn2NLYQ\_3Q

*(Shows Object Show Films logo)*

White Square: On January 1st, 2010, history was made. The first object show was released on the internet for everyone to see. An object show is about a number of contestants competing in several dangerous challenges to win a grand prize and it could be a million dollars, it could be a five-star resort, it could even be a roll of toilet paper and known as 'BFDI' came in the middle of its first season another object show was created. It was called 'Inanimate Insanity'. The synopsis however, was the same it was a number of contestants competing to win a grand prize. It was that idea that got hundreds of others to start making their objects show and thus, the 'object community' was created. Some of these shows are good. They have interesting character dialogues and stunning visuals while others are absolutely cringeworthy to see. These are shows with recycled challenges bland characters and very boring episodes. This is a story about a sentient object that wanted to represent the community at its best. After the glorious stunt he pulled off, the 'object community' never stayed the same. It changed… for good.

## Part 2: The Opening

https://youtu.be/yPa13ndb-30

Text: **Paramount Pictures presents**

Text: **an accession with Nickelodeon Movies**

Text: **John Morris as Door**

Text: **Emma Thompson as Creepy Cat**

Text: **Jeff Bridges as Corny**

Text: **Duke Cutler as Start Button**

Text: **Jim Sturgess as Chicken Leg**

Text: **Amie Donald as Green Ball**

Text: **Scarlett Johansson as Shield**

Text: **Ralph Fiennes as Stagamite**

Text: **Joe Sugg as Tetris Block**

Text: **Scott McAfee as Cheese Orb**

Text: **Tony Hale as Sock**

Text: **Directed and Written by Dan Lloyd**

Text: **Based On The Object Show Movie by PotatoOfAwesome**

(Shows the film’s logo)

## Part 3: Meet Door

Door: (Puts the camera on) <Ahem> Hello, audience. It's a pleasure to meet you. You may be thinking, "Ah what?! Not another object show!!" But I assure you this is not a show. It's a feature length film. Because the 'object community' is just object shows, I wanna do something new. It's called a movie. The price is all the cash gold money coins nickels pickles and pennies that can even be digested. Ten contestants will be competing to win all that moo lang. This is not a game. It's the competition to buy whatever on the Earth you want. You may also be thinking. How did you get all that money? Well, the thing is this quest.

(Flashback Starts)

Bowling Pin: Hey, wanna trade something?

Door: Well y'see I do not have much of anything really.

Bowling Pin: Give me something!

Door: I do have um, three dollars in my pocket.

Bowling Pin: Cool! I'll trade it for all my life savings!

Door: So let me get this straight. I'm buying a trillion dollars for three dollars.

Bowling Pin: YOU STUPID! take my money, or I'll give you more money!

Door: Seriously? um… well… I KNOW! Like... Well uhh… Go ahead!

(Flashback Ends)

Door: Oh, Now that's it, But yeah, \*pfft\* Nobody cares about that! The contestants will be here any minute now.