Garfielf is Unbreakable 2

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Garfielf is Unbreakable 2 is the second episode in the GIU video series. It features Garfielf attempting to get Jon out of bed before he falls for a hidden enemy's trap. Due to the non-serious, self referential and joking tone of the video, it may or may not be considered canon.

## Summary

Garfielf arrives at Jon's bedroom door, telling him to come out or they'll be late for school. However Jon refuses, saying that if he does he'll be caught up in a Garfielf video. A small, humorous argument breaks out between the two and ends with Garfielf attempting to open Jon's door. To his surprise, the door had been secretly trapped by an unknown enemy stand user, causing Garfielf to be turned into a "photoshop."

The Enemy stand user attempt to shame Garfielf for continual use of fourth wall breaks. Garfielf simply replies that "memes never die" and calls him a silly anime villain before pulling out a plate of lasaga, much to the Enemy stand user's dismay. The Enemy stand user tells Garfielf to stop talking about his lasaga, calling it "shitty" and "disgusting." This enrages Garfielf. Jon suddenly intervenes with his stand, **[ZA FOOT TOE]**, and erases the Enemy stand user's effects. The Enemy stand user calls Jons ability garbage before Garfielf unleashes his stand, **[CRAZY LASAGA]**, and barrage punches the Enemy stand user to death. The episode ends with Garfielf commenting on how good it felt, comparing it do eating deep dish lasaga. The video end here.

## Transcript

*The following transcript is written in verbatim and may contain minor spelling or grammatical mistakes.*

*Garfielf: Yo Jon, get your lazy ass up! We're going to be late for school again.*

*Jon: Nope. The moment I step out that door I'm going to be caught up in another dumb Garfielf video.*

*Garfielf: How many times do I gotta tell you, stop watching stanky danky memes before going to bed. This is the third time this week I've had to tell ya*

*Jon: Get away from the door! I'm done trying to hunt this hand molester down.*

*Jon: Can't we just read some Shonen Jump instead?*

*Garfielf: Sorry Jon, if I drag this joke out for too long, people will click off.*

*Garfielf: Now get out here and let's go on an adventure*

*Jon: Beautiful duwang, hurry it's not too late! Drag the file over the recycle bin! QUICK!*

*Garfielf: My Crazy Lasaga has already touched the door knob*

*Unnamed Stand User: Hahahahaha! you fell right into my trap!*

*Garfielf: (Unsubbed) Nani. Bakana. Masaka.(?) Impossible. No way. How can this be. What the hell ha-*

*Unnamed Stand User: Can you just shut up and get on with the plot you weeb.*

*Garfielf: OH! MY! GOD!*

*Garfielf: Cory wah, I'm. I'm. I'm a photoshop!*

*Unnamed Stand User: Garfielf, I thought we were done breaking the 4th wall. This joke is getting older than this entire meme itself.*

*Garfielf: Meme's never die, you silly anime villain. They only make me stronger. Just like this plate of lasaga!*

*Unnamed Stand User: Where the hell did you get that plate of lasaga? My stand should of taken away all of your character traits*

*Garfielf: What did I just tell you? Garfielf never dies. Just ask pilotredsun. Not your or your poorly thought-up stand ability can keep me away from my one true love.*

*Unnamed Stand User: Can it Garfielf. I don't want to hear about your shitty ass lasaga again. It's disgusting and I hate it so much.*

*Garfielf: (Unsubbed) What. The fuck. Did you. Say about. My*

*Garfielf: LASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGA!!!*

*Jon: Za Foot toe!*

*Unnamed Stand User: Did Jon's foot really just erase my stands effect? Like it was nothing? Who the fuck comes up with this garbage?*

*Garfielf: Nobody. Talks shit. About. My lasaga!*

*Garfielf: (Unsubbed) Go get him (Subbed) CRAZY LASAGA!*

*Unnamed Stand User: Fuck*

*Crazy Lasaga: Lasagagagagagaggagagagagagagaggagagagaa!*

*Garfielf: Ahh, that felt awesome. Like diving into a deep dish lasaga on New years. Isn't that right Crazy Lasaga?*

*[VIDEO END]*