Let's Play NEMESIS LOCKDOWN (Part 2)

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play NEMESIS LOCKDOWN (Part 2)** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*The only evil one is sitting over there, and he's got a mop in his hand!*"
―Sullivan
## Notable Moments

* No rules or intros this time.
* We're straight out of the gates with Tom's turn. The probe arm can apparently detect the dead *and* talk, but it's still a completely ordinary probe arm. The xenobiologist is also apparently experiencing sympathy pains from the late Adrian Bumblefuck's gammy knee.
* More fire! Moppy really should fix that...
* Intruder bag development time. Sully pulls *yet another* adult. Adam: "Fuck you, Sullivan, I'm glad you died!"
* What would La Brat do? According to Sullivan, the answer is "run around a lot". Also, "kiss someone hard on the cheek, then soft on the eyes."
* Belated game mechanic: the base's AI can also detect the dead and opens the main doors. Maybe it's been talking to the probe arm.
* Everyone's talking contingency plans, except for Tom and Isaac. There's some pointed glances at an increasingly suspect Laurie by way of explanation for their reluctance.
* Sully: "The only evil one is sitting over there, and he's got a mop in his hand!"
* Adrian Bumblefuck is confirmed as being in Hell. He was an awful man outside of the game, it seems.
* Tom is somewhat possessive over Sully's body.
* Sully takes offence to his body being described as a heavy object. "We've all had one too many pains au chocolat every now and then!".
* Isaac's taken an injury that makes it harder for him to escape. But that's fine, because "I won't be doing any escaping, I'm not a little bitch."
* Finally, something other than an adult from the intruder bag! Adam: "See what happens when you try, Sullivan?" Tom: Once you die, you're a lot more useful!"
* Tom, on finding something useful: "Oh yes, *that* is what daddy's talking about." Cue a chorus of "don't like it!" from the rest of the crew. Laurie: "Daddy creeps me out!"
* Everyone's rattled and going mad. Except for Tom, he was never sane to begin with.
* Singalong NRB: It's Peanut Butter Laurie Time!
* Moppy's finally been mopping. Better late than never. How exactly does one mop up a fire anyway?
* Isaac's finally locked and loaded. Maybe he'll actually hit something this game, unlike last time.
* Mass chanting of "blank, blank, blank!" while rummaging in the intruder bag seems to have some cosmic effect on what's drawn. Tom is less than pleased about this, he's been itching for a fight with an alien.
* Tom, on the perils of vivisection: "One of the side effects of dissecting something while it's alive is by the time you're done, it usually isn't."
* Adam is singing the Adam song. It's just his own name over and over again. Sully: "This is what I imagine the song that plays in your head in the morning is."
* New game narrative: Tom always lives.
* Laurie wants to use the computer but isn't allowed. Adam: "Bring me janitor porn!"
* Joke of the Day from Adam: "Bring me pictures of Peter Pan!"
* Isaac *still* has the aim of a Star Wars stormtrooper. Even Sully's Jedi Master guidance doesn't help.
* Once again, a casual reminder that the probe arm *absolutely isn't sentient.* It is, however, excellent at killing aliens via vivisection.
* BANG! And the alien is gone.
* We've got a lot of malfunction markers, and nobody's convinced that Moppy's dealing with it, despite Laurie's claims to the contrary.
* Sullivan: "I have noticed how everything is going a lot more smoothly since I died!"
* The alien that Isaac's fighting appears to be extremely resistant to bullets.
* Laurie's complaining about lack of power in his sector. If only there was someone whose job it was to maintain the facility and turn that back on.
* Everybody's bleeding all over the place. That's a lot of aliens swarming in...
* Laurie: "I didn't betray *everyone*, just Sullivan!"
* Isaac has duct taped his gun to Sully's corpse. What could possibly go wrong?
* Gammy knees seem to be contagious among the crew.
* Laurie dodges another alien encounter. Adam: "Oh, god damn it... moppy motherfucker. Mopperfucker."
* Isaac's on the brink of death and might be joining Adrian Bumblefuck in Hell. Not to worry though, the weather's great there and there's plenty of opportunities for barbecue!
* Rules unclear, so executive decision time: only one intruder in a room at a time. If that's wrong, tweet them @ElFakidor.
* Another NRB singalong. "Which little friend will you get today, which little friend is coming to play? Which will it be? Which will it be? Maybe it'll be the whole damn queen!".
* Everybody's getting slimed. Isaac is very, very happy about having slime buddies.
* The crew belatedly realise that the isolation chamber is open. Of course, eagle eyed viewers definitely spotted that already.
* Tom's dropped the C-bomb. Adam: "You're referring to Gene, right? Right?!"
* Stephen Science was a good man, but he was a fool! Tom's abandoning his former science bro and locking himself in the isolation room to save his own skin.
* Moppy's finally realised there are aliens on the base. Not even the sweet sounds of Toto could keep him oblivious forever.
* Laurie's plan is rapidly falling apart, to the amusement of everyone else.
* Isaac and Sully, best friends, reunited in death. At least Isaac is spared the indignity of having Adam hurl his character token across the room.
* Moppy's attempting to attack an alien with his pressure washer. Unfortunately, a pressure washer is not a weapon. He's successfully cleaned the alien though.
* Adam's dead due to his own incompetence. The body count's piling up.
* Laurie's the last one playing. Adam: "Imagine if we all just left."
* Moppy's having insane luck dodging death and infection, much to the chagrin of everyone else.
* Moppy's no longer having insane luck, dying in the dark of the technical corridors. He'll be buried with his mop.
* Laurie, on his hidden objective: "Mine was kill Sully. You made it very easy."
* Turns out Adam was trying to kill Isaac the whole time. Isaac: "I'm glad you died!"
* Schrödinger's Tom: simultaneously alive and dead until his cards are checked.
* Last chance for Tom to cement his new narrative of "Tom always lives". Four cards to check. Three of four are in the clear. Pray to science.
* The streak continues: Tom *always* dies.
* Everything's been for naught, and Adam's unravelling. "Fucking board games are pointless!"
* Salt in the wound: another failure mark on Adam's chalkboard.
* Adam messes up the board in a moment of beautiful pettiness.

## Talking Heads

Lots of talking heads are available, with additional space graphics.

## Trivia

* This is another rare instance of "previously on..." before going straight into the game.
* The Chalkboard is updated with the loss.
* An extended single cut of this and the previous episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.