Asherpate's cars series 1 episode 24: 1993 SplitFire Spark Plug 500

It took place at Dover.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: Almost the end of the season. Hopefully we'll win this race!

Jeff Gorvette: Thanks cheif!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

(lap 161)

Ken Squier: It's lap 161, it has been a boring race so far! Rusty Wallace is in the lead! Jeff Gorvette running in 2nd!

Jeff Gorvette: On your bumper! Ready to pass you!

Rusty Wallace: No! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Oh! Rusty Wallace blocks Jeff Gorvette from passing him!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette tries to take the lead from him!

Jeff Gorvette: I must take the lead! (goes into the inside)

Pinkie: LOOK AT THIS! JEFF GOES INTO THE INSIDE!

Rusty Wallace: NO YOU DON'T! (makes contact with Jeff Gorvette causing Rusty to get lose)

Spike: AND RUSTY WALLACE GETS LOSE ON TURN 4!

Ken Squier: Rusty saves it, and Jeff is in the lead!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah, Rusty Wallace! You suck, like Chick Hicks!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 161!

(lap 171)

Ken Squier: Lap 171 and Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead! Rusty Wallace looking for the lead again!

Pinkie: Yeah! We don't want Rusty Wallace to win!

Jeff Gorvette: I must win! I must win!

Rusty Wallace: NO! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: HEY! HOW ARE YOU THAT FAST?

Rusty Wallace: YOU CAN'T PASS ME LOSER! HA HA HA HA!

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Rusty Wallace takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Rusty leads lap 171!

(lap 176)

Rusty Wallace: I wish that rookie never passes me!

Jeff Gorvette: We'll I will this time!

Rusty Wallace: NO SURE! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Oh man! Rusty Wallace is sure a mean racer like Chick Hicks!

Ken Squier: On turn 3, Jeff Gorvette is still drafting on Rusty Wallace!

Jeff Gorvette: HOW ABOU THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: Huh?

Spike: JEFF DOES A BUMP N RUN ON RUSTY WALLACE! RUSTY IS LOSE AGAIN!

Ray Reverham: We're back in the lead!

Jeff Gorvette: All right!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is back in the lead! He leads lap 176!

(lap 217)

Ray Reverham: Don't let that mean blue car pass you again!

Jeff Gorvette: I must keep this lead!

Rusty Wallace: YOU ARE GONNA BE TRASH! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: I LOST THE LEAD AGAIN BECAUSE OF YOU STUPID BLUE CAR!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace leads lap 217!

Spike: I hope Jeff gets back in the lead!

(lap 266)

Jeff Gorvette: TIME TO PASS THAT STUPID 2 CAR AGAIN!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is still in second behind the leader Rusty Wallace!

Ned Carrett: If Jeff passes Rusty again, it will be so suprise!

Ken Squier: Jeff's teammate, Ken Schrader is up to 3rd!

Jeff Gorvette: Ken Schrader, push me so I can get ahead of Rusty Wallace!

Ken Schrader: Ok! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Rusty Wallace: What! You are getting help from your teammate!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I have to be in the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 266!

(lap 295)

Ken Squier: It's lap 295 and Ken Schrader is still drafting on the leader Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: Yeah! I hope Jeff keeps this lead!

Ken Squier: Farther back, Rusty Wallace is in 3rd.

Ken Schrader: Jeff, how about we switch! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (pushes Ken Schrader)

Ned Carrett: Huh? That's odd. Jeff and Ken are switching.

Ken Squier: This time Ken Schrader gets a great push from Jeff Gorvette and leads lap 295!

(lap 370)

Ken Squier: Ken Schrader keeps this lead and Jeff Gorvette still pushing him! Rusty Wallace in 3rd, and Dale Earnhardt running in 4th!

Rusty Wallace: I'LL SHOW THIS ROOKIE!

Ned Carrett: And Rusty Wallace is chasing the two leaders on turn 3!

Rusty Wallace: TAKE THIS! (turns Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: OH TROBLE! JEFF GORVETTE SPINS AND COLLECTS DALE EARNHARDT!

Ned Carrett: ANOTHER CRASH?

Ken Squier: Murray Clutchburn is in it! Gerald Leadfoot is in it! Thomas Tanrev is in it! Dale Earnhardt and Jeff Gorvette!

Rusty Wallace: HA HA HA! SO LONG SUCKER!

Ken Squier: Though break for the rookie! He has no chance of winning this race! Maybe he'll win next time!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no! I kept having DNFs in this entire season!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! We crrashed along with 3 other racers.

(finish)

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace gets a massive block on Ken Schrader to win at Dover!

Spike: RUSTY WALLACE, BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU'RE LIKE CHICK HIKCS!