The Grand History of the M.C.U

## CHAPTER 0: **The Secrets of The Universe**

* This chapter contains no Micheal.

Long ago, before existence ever existed, a very battle torn Esdesdnesdr warped far from the future. Using the last of his strength, he birthed himself, and two other dieties. After this, he whispered secrets to his younger self and passed away. His lifeless body eventually gravitated dust and space debris towards it forming the planet, *Earth*.

After this event, The Holy Fuck Duck birthed the univere from his wide vagina. The concept of everything was invented in an instant and all was good in the world.

## CHAPTER 1: **The Legend of The Alpha Micheal**

* This chapter contains *The Alpha Micheal*

In the years before modern man, an egg birthed directly from The Holy Fuck Duck's fertile womb had crash landed on a deserted island, Kawaii Island. From this egg hatched the first Micheal. The Alpha Micheal. He lived on the island for centuries detailing historical footnotes and manipulating the local wildlife. He died after attempting to invade a neighbouring islands natives, neanderthals, but not after impregnating one of them to carry the next Micheal in his liniage.

## CHAPTER 2: **The Search for the Totem of Ayayaya**

* This chapter contains *Messiah Jenkins*

## CHAPTER 3: **The Plight of The Tunnel Snakes**

* This chapter contains *Mister Jenkins & Old Man Jenkins*

The grandson of Pirate Micheal, Mister Jenkins had found himself in America. He fought in the American Civil War where he met a young man called Yohan Schmidt. After his family's estate had been burned down by The Fruit Ninja, he formed The Tunnel Snakes, a band of renegade cowboy outlaws with Yohan, who renamed himself Timmy The Boy. He later recruited a promising undead necromancer by the name of Tyler. Together, they roamed the south of the United States, commiting names and taking crimes.

All of this ended though in the winter of 1899, when Timmy The Boy was shot by Mister Jenkins after Timmy had cheated in a game of poker. After this, Jenkins faked his death and escaped to California where he pursued his life as a towel producer under the name Avery Duggan with his recently founded company, Eden's Door.

## CHAPTER 4: **The Secrets of Eden's Door™**

* This chapter dosent directly invole a Micheal, but Mister Jenkins is connected.

In the summer of 2010, Tyler Fullarton, his husband Joe Schuzimaki and his son Timmy were flying on a plane to Europe until the plane crashed unexpectidly. After Timmy was taken, Joe and Tyler had to survive on the island against all odds. Tyler kept his morals and stayed alive, but Joe started going insane and turned to cannibalism to survive. After a few weeks on the island, they started to believe Timmy was the one behind the accident. This would make sense, as he was shown to be assosiated with the IRA and also was the living embodyment of everything evil in The Shadow Realm.

They searched for Timmy in lots of places, including a cave filled with mutated dead babies and a giant mutant they named "Legsy".

It turned out that these mutants were the product of underground testing by Mister Jenkins, funded by his company Eden's Door, to see if he could recreate Nemesis from his favourite novel as a child, Resident Evil 3.

## CHAPTER 5: **The Rise of Papa Micheal**

* This chapter contains Papa Micheal and Mister Jenkins

## CHAPTER 7: **The Fall of OHIO**

* This chapter contains *Chad Micheal, Evil Micheal, Cowboy Micheal & President Micheal*

## CHAPTER 8: **The Starlight Crusaders**

* This chapter contains *Micheal 20XX & Thanos Micheal*