Pasta Cousin

WOOT BEST STORY EVER

Pastacuzn - Hat ae dito shon!

Welcom to my fiynl game now Ill tella?

Understand me here, I have problems saying words (which means typing as well so fuck OFF you discriminationg fug!)

As I telly you that I was the biggest Fivenightsatspazz's fan I cumd when I saw freddy put the microphone in his mouth since I thougth that was my diCk"! wHICH meant that life is gonna be hard for me as I was a kid in the eightysevens (get it faggot?) So I wanted to visist the pizzeria so bad I asked my 18 year old mom to tkae me there, Of course my mom is eighteen and a lazy parent (I'm 78 btw?) She was fucking useless so she said "LOUIS! GET THE FUCK OVER THERE LOUIS!" "YOU USELLES CUNT! ILL ENLIST YOU IN THE FUCKING ARMY SON!"

I replied "1v1 me on rust b8" "WHAT THE FUCK DO U MEN?" YOU GAY!" SHE screamed (i'm dislexing so fuck OFF)
Afterwards I beat the ever living shit out of her "cos Im a buddy builder" I said, quickly followed by a screech going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
I recognised that screech... It was... Bonnie!

I answered the door as quickly as a second (yes I'm not sad get over with it) I said "who si it?"
The mysterious figure behind the door said "AAAAAAAAAA". I opened the door with lightingn speed which made the shit go up the dick lord s stumach that mbled the erection in the gang of beetles that meant i should stop fucking typing or ill give u an anyursm.

Bonnie stood there, with his gaze fixated on my little eyeballs (Im eight years and 7 months old now so now so NO FUCK OFF!)
His hazy coloration made me drool with excitement, he had balloons of each colour of the rainbow, even though I was colorblind I had a superpower where I can see things in color (fuckin owesome!) He was obese and metallic, I touched him and he round-housed me through the fucking wall which meant I was gonna die, I was nobbed out with a foggy vision I looked upon myself with disbelief... HYPER REALISTIC FUCKING SHIT BLODD! I shouted! I blacked out with the last thing of a split second of me dying I saw bonnie watch over me with his purple tinted eyes and his guitar hovering over me body ready to slam into my virginal cunt I presummed when actually he was ear raping me with it (Fucking sucks I know...) Later; I ended up somehwer else...

I woke up in Freddy Spazbear's pizzaria!(Diahhorehia!!)

All of those animatronics were facing over me (no not ass down that would be gross) with their glowing red hyper-shitralistic blood and guts that were ultra hyper-shitralistic so realistic in fact that all looked like a cartoon by comparison, shit mang!
They spoke to each of other in turns; since I know the Spaz language I can copy paste translate because I was born with photographic memory!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? (Who the fuck is this bonnie?) AAAAAAAAAAA! (Its my son.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (NO! HE MUST FUCK OFF! THIS IS MY MASTURBATING TABLE) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Foxy you yiffy piece of deviantart fanfic shit shut your fucking mouth or I will personally show your head up Balloon Job's ass!) aaaaaaaa... (FUCK YOU FREDDY FUCKBOY!") AAAAAAAAAAAAA? (Guys calm the fuck down we need to know what to do with Nicolas cage's aborted felonie...?) A (SHIT)

Afterwards I was knocked out and placed into a chair, where they had Pokémon porn playing, so I decided to do a quick fap for luck and started beating my dick at around 8734 BPM.

Ultra cummers unite love told me.

I heard weird noises such as (ass) now I was worried that was scary as shit! The plan worked and I died the end...

Nah I'm just fucking with you, that wouldn't be a cliché then wouldn't it? Yeah.....................................
I heard white noise going squik and then 2021 which meant MLG cheeky assbrazzers tournament.
A new animatronic was introduced (Yes I am completely oblivious this is now a shitty mindfuckpasta)
It was called Mutahar! He wore a shitty cap like the kids in the 987's (Ha!) Who leaned over and was colored in puke red and cum was dripping from his mouth whilst he was covered in hyper realisting blood, which ate away at the phantom mencae.

H eapproched me with high speed and grabbed me by my shoulders and started ripping OFF his clothes, (mine to be shittingly exact)
Afterwrds tentacles came out of him, it wasn't Mutahar at all! It was MUTAHAR! A porno star of the galaxy and shitty gamer of horny schoolgirl games (PS : I play rapleay everyday of my life so I think I'm pretty good on fucking knowledge)

His head popped out and was a realistic mutahar face that moved by 1 FPS and it said to me in tom's voice "Itz gunna be ok buddy!" He said in a pedophilic tone and that shitty teasing voice that you wanna kill yourself with?

Now I teleported into kids cove and Mangle was there, the fucked up transvestite said "My child, come closer, I have a gift for you..."
A shroud of static came up in my eyes for fucks now reason you!
I came really close and put my dick in the wires (she didnt mind) she said in a seductive and arrousing voice "I gift this to you little fuck boy"
(RECEIVED RAINBOW DASH'S SECRET DIDLOD (DILDO) IT SAID) It said what meant I was careful, then Mangle got out a didlo saber and said "Now we must test you young child..." Dun dun dun! The battle began, (RPGS are boring so I skipped this part, basically she did 0 damage to me all the fucking time and I did like 10-226 damage, so I killed her in 2 hours whilst chica was beating my dick under my legs so I was kept motivated)

Finally toy bonnie grabbed my hand kept kicking me in the dick whilst running at mach 2 speed (Shitty old refference isnt funny twice yo!)

Then suddenly I blacked out 100000000002431242385728901573485710.843607290834755823475810o37u658o12705981 times at once!

Afterwards Cave story's "Oppression" started playing and I was met a at a giant stair case so I gon up and saw ghost batter and bad batter making out so I said "Can I join?" I said. gHOST asked "Is your name tom? Are you a fucking pussy shitwhiping male? I said "yes"
Then ghost said FUCK OFF,

I later forged my name to be "Batter" (Even though I was a girl) so I said to ghost who was alone now "Can I fuck you?" He said  "Is your name tom? Are you a fucking pussy shitwhiping male? I said no he said "Who the fuck are you then?" I said in a sexy and arousing voice "The Batter..." He bitch slapped me and said "FUCK OFF" then I commited suicide and turned into a copy of ghost batter and said "Can I fuck you?" He replied joyously "OH FUCK YEAh!"

Finally we fucked... his dick went up my spectral ass and felt sincere love through his ectoplasm shattering my very soul, I blushed and said "More please more ah ah ah ah ha aha ah ah ah fuckkkk yeeeeesssssss..." "You got that bloody right princess" he said as he said "Now give me a blowjob you useless cunt" I indeed did as my mouth wrapped around his crane like a  wire and went back and forth as his souless empty eyes glared followed up by him moaning with his eyes closed therefore he couldn't stop and straight up grabbed my head and pulled it in, again and again again and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and again! Finally he cummed out and splashed my face with sexy juice that I licked OFF with pleasure, surely this couldn't get any better the narrator said as he started fapping to this terrible erotic fanfic the text said. "I love you bottom bitch" ghost said "and I love you too, I wish I can be with you for ever..." "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" he replied. Just as things were getting hot and both of us started making out everythin went to a halt and I ended up at spazbear's pizzeria (dia- eh fuck it I'm too lazy to learn how to type anyways)

END OF DEMO GAMMA 999990. 9001. 8008
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