2009 Los Angeles 500

The **2009 Los Angeles 500** Was A Race Where Ricky Hoodson got Crash By Ruby Oaks in The Adventures of Cars. This would also be the last race Doc Hudson would be the crew chief of Lightning McQueen as Doc sadly died a month after this race.

## Television Biography

### Announcers

* Ruby Nightcar
* Bob Cutlass
* Darrell Cartrip

## Transcript

### The Battle of Radiator Springs (Before Race)

* Tuck Spiker: Hey Look a Dinoco
* Tex Dinoco: Ready?
* Peppermint Patty: Uh Hu.
* (Stays Silent For 2 Seconds)
* Tex Dinoco: NOW!
* (All the Cars into life, attacking their Mean Pittys.)
* Luke Pettlework: TAKE THIS AND THIS!! (Luke Punches Frank 10 Times)
* Mike Pettlework: TAKE THAT!!!! (Mike Crashes Ratchet)
* Ratchet Tankson: OWW!!!
* Bill Revs: REV IT UP FOOL!! (Vandon Kerr and Bill Revis Smash Not Chuck)
* Not Chuck: Ow!
* Hans Buschtire: End of Th- (Bump the helmet and Smash Tires in 9 Times) OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
* Ricky Hoodson: I Going to Wins this Race at Piston Cup Season at 2009!
* (Cut back to Lucy’s home, where Marcie Carlin has readied the invention.)
* Marcie Carlin: (Blows) Yes! (Box Car Start in Go) Here We Go! (Box Car going Faster)
* Strip Weathers: What the devil? Sally Brown, look out!
* (The Box Car crashes into the Shed, and a red cloud of smoke poofs out of the basement. Sally Brown, Ruby Oaks and Strip Weathers emerge from the wreckage to find Marcie Carlin swinging on a loose spring*.*)
* Marcie Carlin: Oh My Gosh You guys gotta try this thing.
* Sally Brown: Strip Weathers Go Now
* Strip Weathers: Ok (Drive)
* (Cut back to Radiator Springs where the attack continues.)
* Turbo Bullock: EVERYONE NOW THROW THE TOMATOS!! (Throw the Tomatos in Bruiser Bukowski)
* Bruiser Bukowski: WHOA AHH!! OWW
* Flo: Sarge ya scurvy scum! Now Hit It
* Sarge: YES!! (Hit Bruiser Bukowski)
* Bruiser Bukowski: OWW!!! That HURTTS!!!!
* Gray: LOOOKK OUTT!! (Crashes Justin Sidekick)
* Justin Sidekick: OWW HEYY!!
* Ricky Hoodson: (Ricky Hoodson has broken off from the Mean Pittys, and kick tires open a door looking for Ruby Oaks) Ruby Oaks, Where are You! (He doesn't find him and moves)
* El Guapo: TURBO!!!!
* Turbo Bullock: OK You Want it Come in get it!
* El Guapo: YEAAHH!! (Turbo: YEP!!) (Crash in the Wall) HEY!
* Junior Moon: Oh No No No No!
* Jerry Recycled Batteries: Junior You Get **LOST**!!!
* Mack Haulsmith: Not So Fast Jerry!
* Junior Moon: Oh OH No NO!
* Mack Haulsmith: JUUNNIORRR MOOON LOOOKK OOOUUUTTTT!! (Hit Jerry)
* Jerry Recycled Batteries: WHOOAAAAA Ow!
* Ruby Oaks: Sally Brown Runs we get into Los Angles 500 and Fast!!
* Zeke Storm: HA HA HA! Never Chase you
* Francesca: (To Guido) Oh HELP!
* Gudio: HEY LEAVE IT ALONE!! (Throw Zeke Storm)
* Zeke Storm: AHHHH!! (Hit the Ground) Oh OW! Gudio!
* Francesca: Thinks You
* (3 Racers Chasing Orange Racer Tow Truck and Racer)
* Tony Tunado: RUN KOMBO RUN!!
* Kombo: I Sure Tony!
* Tony Tunado: IN HERE! (in the Thomas Shed)
* Kombo: Oh My Were Trapped!
* Riley: Now we i Got it HA HA!
* Tony Tunado: Oh you Know what Riley
* Riley: What?
* Tony Tunado: Like This! (only to find that the knives pop out of the drawers, and Red Horn up.)
* Riley: Goodness, RUN!! (They run screaming from the Radiator Springs) Oh Man!
* Ramone: WE DID IT!! (the Cars celebrate their victory.)
* Mr V8: and Stay OUT!!!
* Tex Dinoco: Thinks You Mr V8
* Mr V8: Your Welcome
* Gilbert Willer: Hey Let me Out!
* Ed Willis: Sorry

### Interview

* Bob : This Is RSN In The 2009 Los Angeles 500 Where A Great Race Will Start
* Ruby Nightcar : I Mean Like This Is Gonna Go Wild Ain’t I Right
* Darrel : Of Course Ruby Oaks Had Alot Of Top Tens And Both Ruby Oaks And Ricky Hoodson Are Tied With The Season Points
* Bob : Let’s Get This Started Soon Darrel
* Darrel : Let’s Get Sure
* Ruby Nightcar : Ok Sure

### Start the Race!

* Darrell Cartrip: The Green Flag the Pan Go Off Boogity, boogity, boogity! Let's End 2009 Boys and Girls.
* Tow Mater: Go Buddy!

### Jackie Johanson Blow the Tire Lap 195

* Jackie : \*Blows Tire\* NoNoNoNoNoNoNo \*Crashes And Flips 5 Times\*
* Ruby Nightcar : I’m Serious Here That Same Car Who Insulted The Nightcar Speedway Back In 2006 Got Wrecked
* Darrel : Yeah I Agree Eith You On That One
* Bob : Same Here

### Ruby Oaks Vs Ricky Hoodson

* Uncle Topolino: Ruby "Easy" Oaks, he Get in on Us!
* Ricky Hoodson: Come on out and fight!
* Tow Mater: What Are you Doing Ricky
* Ricky Hoodson: Were you in love with her, Ruby?
* Tow Mater: Ruby, Do Something
* Ruby Oaks: I'm Tyring
* Ricky Hoodson: Did you honestly think Lucy’d want you when Sally had someone like me?
* Ruby Oaks: All Right That It! (Ruby Bump Ricky)
* Uncle Topolino: WAA-HOO Ruby You Did It
* Ruby Oaks: Thinks.
* Bob: Both Ricky Hoodson and Ruby Oaks are far ahead of the other racers! Here We Have Rip Clutchgonskei is now up to 4th, Jeff Gorvette is now up to 5th, Dale Carrett with his bright paintwork Logan Rookie is now up to 6th!
* Darrell Cartrip: This is It is at Final Lap.
* Tow Mater: Last Lap!
* Ruby Oaks: Come Ruby Oaks You Can Do It!
* Ricky Hoodson: It's Over Ruby Oaks, You Be Scrap
* Spongebob: Wait, WHAT!
* Francesco Bernoulli: WHAT!
* Uncle Topolino: WHAT No!
* Luigi: NO!
* Sally Brown: Oh No!
* Linus Van Pelt: NO!
* Charlie Brown: NO! Ruby!
* Tow Mater: Ruby, GET OUT OF HERE!
* Ricky Hoodson: TIME TO DIE!!!
* Ruby Oaks: SHUT UP!!!!! (Ruby "Easy" Oaks Turning Ricky Hoodson and hit the Wall)
* Bob: Ohh! Ruby Hit Ricky Hoodson In the Wall.
* Ruby Oaks: HOW DARE YOU KILL MY RUBY STORM!
* Ricky Hoodson: Let me go! Please, don’t hurt me! I’ll do anything! Anything! Help!
* Ruby Oaks: NO! Ricky Hoodson, Listen, if You Ruby Storm Die Now You Be Crash.

### Ricky Hoodon's Crash

* Fillmore: Ruby Hurry Hit Ricky
* Ricky Hoodson: NO! RUBY OAKS! PLEASE! DON'T DON'T HURT ME!, PLEASE!
* Ruby Oaks: NO! You Won't, You Die at Me And My Me Cry Easy. NOW!! THIS IS PAYBACK FOR LIGHTNING MCQUEEN LIFE. (turns Ricky Hoodson)
* Ricky Hoodson: (Spuns to the grass) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
* Darrell: OH AND RICKY HOODSON GOES FLY AWAY! COLLECTING MEAN RACERS IN TURN 4
* (Ricky Hoodson smashes into the inside fence and gets stuck on his roof)
* Bob: Sage Vanderspin is 2nd, but the winner is gonna be Ruby Oaks using lessons learned from his father to go from 11th to 1st to score the victory of the Los Angeles 500!
* Charlie Brown: YES! YES!
* Luigi: You Can Do It
* Sally Brown: Come on Ruby Oaks!
* Mater: Git-R-Done! Ruby Oaks, Come On, Get You Win!
* Fillmore: Come On Man!
* (Ruby Oaks crosses the finish line)
* Mater: HE GOT IT RUBY!!
* Ruby Oaks: OH YEAH, WOOOOOOO!!! WOOOO-HOOO!!! I Won the Piston Cup!
* Linus Van Pelt: You Won Ruby You Won WOOO!
* Matt Hicks: YEAHH!!
* Francesco Bernoulli: Yeah Perfecto Ruby Oaks!
* Charlie Brown: You Won!
* Sally Brown: You Did It
* Fillmore: Congratulations, man!
* Uncle Topolino: You Crash on Ricky Hoodson
* Shermy: And Ricky Hoodson get Fired
* Lucy Van Pelt: Yeah, Your Mean Green Car!
* Schroeder: Show Yourself!
* Jake and Jenny: BOO!
* Chick Hicks: What's the matter with everybody?! Ow! Where's the happiness?! Hey, this is the begin of the Chick-era!
* Carl Cluchen: Hello i am Carl Clutchen
* Ruby Oaks: Hello Carl Clutchen
* Carl Clutchen: Ha Ha Hello!

### Ricky Hoodson Gets Fired

* Harry: Ricky!
* Ricky Hoodson: How!
* Harry: I contacted your sponsor to fire you
* Ricky: NOOOOO!!!!! (drives away sobbing)
* Harry: Now We Taking Replace with Maurice Fillups.
* Ricky Hoodson: I Can Be Lost **THE RACE**!!!!

### Ruby Oaks Decline Toys R Us for Marcie Carlin

* Manny Flywheel: HA HA!! Ruby Oaks You Did it
* Rusty Cornfuel: Well Done Ruby!
* Kombo: Congrats on the Loss, me SpongeBob
* Doc Hudson: Amazing Job Ruby! i am so proud of you, now we have each won 2 Piston Cups, you got a lot of stuff kid. (Doc's Last words on the crew chief stand, but not his last words of his life)
* Ruby Oaks: Thinks Doc
* Marcie Carlin: Hey Ruby! Come Here
* Ruby Oaks: What is it?
* Marcie Carlin: Ruby, that was some real racin' out there. How'd you like to beacome the new racer of Rust-eze?
* Ruby Oaks: but i didn't but in
* Mr Ed Willis: Ruby now that you're Winning i need you first thing Friday morning for a Photo Shoot.
* Ruby Oaks: Yeah Mr Willis.
* Charles Hudson: Ohh hang on Now
* Marcie Carlin: Whoa
* Ruby Oaks: What is this, its that a Toy R Us?
* Charles Hudson: you Started the RaceOpolis Race that's how it works done
* Tow Mater: Work Done, Wow Cool
* Sally Brown: Well He had a Great Race and now you get to decide when you're done racing
* Peppermint Patty: So What's it gonna be Ruby Oaks
* Ruby Oaks: I'm gonna 1 more racing. But before that, I got something I want to do.

### After Ending

* Leland Turbo: Finn, It's Time.
* Finn McMissile: Roger That Agent Leland.

## Results

1. Ruby Oaks 500 laps (Champion 2009)
2. Sage Vanderspin 500 laps
3. Rip Clutchgonskei 500 laps
4. Jeff Gorvette 500 laps
5. Dale Carrett 500 laps
6. Logan Rookie 500 laps
7. Francesco Bernoulli 500 laps
8. Lewis Hamilton 500 laps
9. Nigel Gearsley 500 laps
10. Matt Hicks 500 laps
11. Tony Tunado 500 laps
12. Misti Motorkrass 500 laps
13. Kevin Racingtire 500 laps
14. Riley Moon 500 laps
15. Davey Apex 500 laps
16. Rusty Cornfuel 500 laps
17. Lightning McQueen 500 laps
18. Sterling Carlin 500 laps
19. Cal Weathers 500 laps
20. Speedy Comet 500 laps
21. Kevin Shiftright 500 laps
22. Dave Carlow 500 laps
23. Robert Gearshift 500 laps
24. Fred Faster 500 laps
25. Gerald Jefferson Junior 500 laps
26. Slider Petrolski 500 laps
27. Dirkson D Agostino 500 laps
28. Ryan Shields 500 laps
29. Johnny Blamer 500 laps
30. James Cleanair 500 laps
31. Greg Candyman 500 laps
32. James Capper 500 laps
33. Aiken Axler 500 laps
34. Spencer "Champion" Racingtire 500 laps
35. Dylan Tireson 500 laps
36. Eric Martin 500 laps
37. Dud Throttleman 500 laps
38. April Tireshock 500 laps
39. Mike Turbowitz 500 laps
40. Phil Tankson 500 laps
41. Kimberly McQuaid 500 laps
42. Oswald Sidney 500 laps
43. Tyrone Cartrip 500 laps
44. Desmond Brakedrum 500 laps
45. Jenny Parker 500 laps
46. Todd Marcus 500 laps
47. Larry Smith 500 laps
48. Whiff Racelott 500 laps
49. Robotnik Chicks 500 laps
50. Winford Bradford Rutherford 500 laps
51. Theo Stalker Junior 500 laps
52. Dale Earnhardt Jr 500 laps
53. Chick McQueen 500 laps
54. Sky Lewis 500 laps
55. Delano Loudrev 500 laps
56. Oak Oilson 500 laps
57. Claude Scruggs 500 laps
58. Zack Oilchanger 500 laps
59. Floyd Mulvihill 500 laps
60. Chuck Armstrong 500 laps
61. Alexander Tirestopper 500 laps
62. Miles Longley 500 laps
63. Jimmy Cables 500 laps
64. Dustin Willer 500 laps
65. Mickey Rodger 500 laps
66. Tyler Comet 500 laps
67. Rocky McMissile 500 laps
68. Mark Racingtire 500 laps
69. Crusty Rotor 500 laps
70. Haul Inngas 500 laps
71. Brush Curber 500 laps
72. Billy Oilchanger 500 laps
73. Manny Flywheel 500 laps
74. Simba Roadtesta 500 laps
75. Darrel Draggered 500 laps
76. Ernie Gearson 500 laps
77. Jacob Roscoe 500 laps
78. Davey Froston 500 laps
79. June Nash 500 laps
80. Jerry Racelott 500 laps
81. Mario Axler 500 laps
82. David Wonky 500 laps
83. Crane Wesdrive 500 laps
84. Aaron Gasline 500 laps
85. Alex Quint 500 laps
86. DJ Backdrive 500 laps
87. Marco Bulliron 499 laps (making contact with Larry, Jeff, Sedgewick, Reece, Rob and Ricky)
88. Reece 499 laps (making contact with Larry, Jeff, Sedgewick, Kendrick, Marco, Rob and Ricky)
89. Kendrick 499 laps (making contact with Larry, Jeff, Sedgewick, Reece, Marco, Rob and Ricky)
90. Rob Stalker 499 laps (making contact with Marco, Jeff, Sedgewick, Larry, Kendrick, Reece and Ricky)
91. Larry Turbowitz 499 laps (making contact with Marco, Rob, Jeff, Sedgewick, Kendrick, Reece and Ricky)
92. Jeff Hammer 499 laps (making contact with Marco, Rob, Larry, Sedgewick, Kendrick, Reece and Ricky)
93. Sedgewick Cartin 499 laps making contact with Marco, Rob, Jeff, Kendrick, Reece and Ricky)
94. Ricky Hoodson 499 laps (Who Goes Airborn And Crash)
95. Brick Yardley 229 laps (Crash)
96. Jackie Johanson 195 laps (Tire Blow)