The Stories of Dimmsdale/Quotes

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*(Turner's front yard)*
**Timmy:** Ivan, you've pacing around for hours. What's the story?
**Ivan:** That's just it. Sometimes, I wonder about all the people in Dimmsdale. Do you think anything interesting ever happens to them? I mean, there must be hundreds of great stories out there.
**Timmy:** Well, for as long as I've lived here, I think not much stories are interesting around town.
**Cosmo:** Oooh, I've got an interesting story of my own.
**Wanda:** Oh, dear.
**Cosmo:** Once upon a time... the end.
*(short pause)*
**Astronov:** And so, the empty headness rolls on.
**Cosmo:** On the contrary. My head is full of fur from Sparky. You know, when he used to live with us.
**Neptunia:** You sure are curious about your new friends' lives, huh, Ivan? Makes you want to automatically get a glimpse of the personal stuff.
**Ivan:** Hey, I just thought of an idea.
**Neptunia:** Really? What's that like?
**Ivan:** I can use some power to see through people's thoughts and lives. If only there was a way for me to do that.
*(short pause)*
**Astronov and Neptunia:** (pull up their wands) Ah-hem.
**Ivan:** I know. Just yanking your chain. I wish I had the power to see through people's personalities and lives.
*(Astronov and Neptunia raised their wands; MIND-POOF)*
**Ivan:** Let's see if it works.
*(tries it on Poof; seeing his view of life)*
**Ivan:** Wow, Poof. Something tells me that you will have a bright future.
**Poof:** Thanks. I can see that it works.
**Ivan:** Great. Now to really test this out. (tries it on Timmy) Okay Timmy, I'm getting a lot of ups and downs of your life.
**Timmy:** Yeah, I'd rather not talk about it much. I mean I can be selfish sometimes, but I still have a good heart. One time, my selfishness has gotten over the top, and as punishment, I was forced to have a boil like one of my backup friends, Elmer.
**Ivan:** Hmm. Pretty deep.
**Timmy:** Not to mention ignoring Tootie's multiple birthday party invitations.
*(Tootie pops up)*
**Tootie:** Someone say my name?
**Ivan:** Hi Tootie. Hey, I was wondering, what's life like in your point of view?
**Tootie:** Oh, where do I begin?
*(Ivan starts visioning Tootie's view of life while she's talking; Ivan seeing through her view in life and shudders)*
**Ivan:** Very interesting.
**Tootie:** Thanks. It's nice to have a friend who understands. (walk out)
**Timmy:** You didn't listen to a word she said, did you?
**Ivan:** Not at all.
**Neptunia:** I have a question to ask.
**Astronov:** What is it, honey?
**Neptunia:** Am I not too bright?
**Astronov:** Well, I wouldn't say bright, per se.
**Neptunia:** And there's no need to pull your life viewing magic of me, Scamp. I can tell myself that my life is nothing but total nonsense.
**Cosmo:** That's crazy.
**Neptunia:** I mean, isn't there anybody in the world who is less intelligent than me?
**Mr. Turner:** (heard) Oh Timmy.
*(fairies poof away)*
**Mr. Turner:** I have a question for you. Does the egg come before the chicken or the other way around?
**Timmy:** Come on, dad, that's an answer even you should know.
**Mr. Turner:** I don't know, son. I've spent my whole life daydreaming anytime someone talks to me. Ehh, what are we talking about?
**Timmy:** You're not paying attention to my thing.
**Mr. Turner:** Hmm? Sorry, I was daydreaming.
**Mrs. Turner:** Honey, you need to take your mental medicine if you are willing to move on with a bright life.
**Mr. Turner:** Ehh...
**Mrs. Turner:** Don't tell me, you were daydreaming. (grabs a hold of her husband and took him inside)
**Ivan:** I sure don't need to see through your dad's life.
**Timmy:** Why don't we check on everyone else in school?
**Ivan:** Great idea. Surely there are kids with a great future in their minds.
*(Timmy and Ivan walk out)*

*(Dimmsdale Elementary)*
*(Ivan and Timmy walks right to Chester; A.J. seen drinking from the water fountain)*
**Chester:** Hey, guys. What's going on?
**Ivan:** We have some questions for you.
**Chester:** Okay.
**Timmy:** I never really ask you this, but, what do you see in your life?
**Chester:** Oh, it sure has some upsides in it.
*(Ivan viewing Chester's life as he's talking inaudibly)*
**Chester:** And that's why I want to join the force.
**Ivan:** Something tells me you want to be a police officer.
**Chester:** Yeah. Hey, if you guys want to hear more stories, you should see Elmer and Sanjay.
**Timmy:** Where are they?
**Chester:** In the cafeteria playing nerd poker.
**Timmy:** (to Ivan) They are some of the biggest geeks in this school. But, Chester, A.J. and I treat them with care. And when Chester and A.J. aren't around, I have Elmer and Sanjay, my back-up friends to keep me company.
**Ivan:** How nice.

*(Cafeteria)*
*(Elmer and Sanjay playing nerd poker)*
**Sanjay:** Aha! I blast you with my Ball of Infinite Exposition!
**Elmer:** Aw man, you bored my character to death.
*(Timmy and Ivan walk near Elmer and Sanjay)*
**Timmy:** Hey, guys.
**Sanjay:** Hi, Timmy.
**Elmer:** And you must be Ivan. Timmy told us a lot about you.
**Ivan:** Nice to meet you two as well. Hey, I know we've just met and all, but can you guys tell me your own views in life?
**Elmer:** Hmmm. Well, I never told anyone this, but...
*(Ivan glimpses Sanjay and Elmer's lives; Ivan looked surprised)*
**Timmy:** That sounds good. Wanting to be the new Principal in Dimmsdale Elementary.
**Elmer:** Thanks.
**Ivan:** And for you, Sanjay, wanting to be a librarian and having a motorcycle. That's some hard earned money to put up with.
**Sanjay:** You're telling me.
**Ivan:** Well, it was nice meeting you two.
**Sanjay and Elmer:** Bye.
*(Elmer quickly peeked at Sanjay's cards)*
**Sanjay:** (snatch his cards) Oh, don't even think about it.

*(music montage; Ivan uses his powers to see through peoples lives around him; talking to various people around town; talked to Vicky but gets chased by her holding a chainsaw; talks to Mr. Dinkleberg with Mr. Turner watching him through his window; talks to Trixie then, along with Timmy gets ejected after Trixie pulls a lever; music montage over)*

*(Timmy's room)*
**Ivan:** Well, I'm done. I can see that everyone in Dimmsdale is just the same as everyone back in Russia.
**Timmy:** How does it feel?
**Ivan:** It feels just like home. That's the real reason I've made this wish.
**Timmy:** What are you talking about?
**Poof:** Were you by any chance, homesick?
**Ivan:** I was. But now that the wish is over, I grew out of it.
**Astronov:** You see, Ivan, no matter where you live, and as long as it's nice, it's home.
**Ivan:** You're right, Astronov.
**Wanda:** And no matter what happens and makes you feel different, your fairies will be there to support you.
**Timmy:** Even your best friend.
*(screen fades to black; Mr. and Mrs. Turner appear in the black background)*
**Mr. Turner:** (breaks the fourth wall) Hey, what are we doing in a dark background? I must be daydreaming again.
*(Mrs. Turner sighs)*
*(Title Card ending)*