Death to 2020

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## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew sang *Why Do I Have Blue Eyes?*.
* Josiah and Drew watched *Death to 2020* while talking over it.
* Drew revealed that when he worked retail he used to comment on his customers' shopping items.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "2020 won."
* "You know what's funny about this year is that if you pronounce it differently, the year that we're in now is called '2020 fuck'. Just if you chose to pronounce it that way. You would have to just choose to kind of s- you c- 2021 you could pronounce it like 'Fuckin fuckin fuck' if you wanted."
* "Don't speak over a woman, Drew."
* "This is already significantly worse than the Sarah Cooper one. And it's at least twice as - it might be three times as long."
* "[On the topic of Drew being a real prince] You're referring to how you have the Prince Albert uh piercing."
* "What if you said it like, you know, a good thing, like then you could some- call something 'fire' in a good way? So what if you said like 'Yo, 2020 was fire', 'Yeah: Fyre Festival'."
* "Bernie's such a piece of shit."
* "I love when rich people make fun of Bernie."
* "Only 45 minutes left of this."
* "When I see like uh protestors and, you know, uh right-wing sort of working class people who are disenfranchised, I just think - I think that it's lulz."
* "Oh making a joke about Clippy, that's pretty good. Contemporary humor."
* "Who is this for? Who is this for? Who's watching this and loving every minute of it, other than me?"
* "So they're literally like inventing characters so that they can platform a neo-Nazi."
* "So they've created a fictional racist attack for this to show how epically bad it is."
* "There's only uh 35 minutes left."
* "So that joke was they had changed Alexa to be the voice of Malcolm X. Amazing."
* "[On the topic of transferring the soul of a British prime minister into the body of a black man] This is sort of a Globe Hell kind of idea."
* "It feels like they haven't tried to make a joke for about 15-20 minutes."
* "Hey, 'orange' you gonna concede the election?"
* "It's really painful. There's 15 minutes left."
* "What if Joe Biden said 'hamberders'?"
* "Uhh I've got the weirdest boner right now."
* "'You thought 2020 had 'been bad', well 2021 had 'Bean Dad'.'"
* "There's still 7 minutes left somehow."
* "This movie should be called, instead of *Death to 2020*, it should be called 'Dunk on 2020'."
* "Train."

### Drew

* "Who are the bad boys?"
* "Fuck 2020. Death to 2020."
* "[On the topic of Meghan Markle being unhappy in her marriage to Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex] She needs a real prince!"
* "They really didn't put any work into this."
* "Man, this sucks."
* "This is mu- this is worse than Sarah Cooper. Like significantly worse."
* "When I worked retail, I would say, 'Oh, what are you planning on doing with this?'. If somebody was buying like a shovel, be like, 'Oh what are you doing with this?'."
* "Well guess what, Josiah? There is no joke. It's just footage."
* "[On the topic of clambering deep within your own soul to die] Like people watching this."
* "This is awful."
* "Ugh. Ahh. Josiah, Josiah, it makes me wanna die."
* "What if instead of witness protection, he was in 'wet ass pussy'."
* "I've got a stiffy!"
* "World Wide Train."
* "Hunter Biden would look even better on my floor."
* "You all right over there? This is really bad."
* "They should have called this movie '2020: I Can't Even'."
* "I need to go out there to grind. I've been off my hustle, Josiah."
* "I uh I - this is really fucking awful."
* "No, Josiah, this is awful. This is the worst."
* "That was - that was really great."

## Trivia

* This is the second narrated watchthrough episode, after Drew and Josiah Watch Sarah Cooper Is This Fine?.
* This is the second episode with 2020 in the episode title, after Episode 26: Redo 2020. Both episodes also referenced *Tenet*.
* Josiah and Drew alluded to doing a narrated watchthrough of *History of Swearing*, which would happen in the next Patreon episode Josiah and Drew Watch History of Swearing.