Agent Batista (Character)

Agent Batista is the titular protagonist of the Agent Batista series on FinnSully and Caleb the Great's YouTube channels. He is an agent who appears in all of the movies of the Agent Batista series, including *The Infiltration, The Escape, The Revenge, The Deal, The Bounty,* and the 45 minute special, *Agent Batista The Movie.* He is a very skilled fighter and is a master of stealth and infiltration, having infiltrated multiple compounds belonging to The Boss and his goons, as well as slaughtering many of those goons on his missions, and "killing" The Boss a few times. Despite his enormous amount of combat skill, he still finds himself going in over his head, having been captured at least twice, once by The Boss' goons and once more by The Boss himself, though, every time, usually with assistance, he has managed to get out.

## Biography

The life of Mark Batista before the events of *The Infiltration* is completely unknown, other than the fact that he started working for The Agency sometime before the events of *The Infiltration.* His first known mission under the employment of The Agency was a mission to infiltrate The Boss' compound and collect valuable intel from his computer to return to The Agency. This intel didn't arrive on time, however, because after "killing" The Boss and collecting the intel, he was incapacitated by one of The Boss' goons using the stun mode on an SMG-1, and taken prisoner. After a brief interrogation by The Boss, he was left in the chair he was tied in to be guarded until further notice. Agent Cena managed to infiltrate the yard he was being kept in and assisted him in his attempt to escape, but ultimately they failed, Agent Cena being killed by The Boss and Agent Batista being knocked out by a goon and captured again. The Boss attempted to execute Batista, kicking him off of a bridge into a creek, but was unsuccessful, and the Agent survived. He killed several normal goons, and even a goon juggernaut, before finally escaping The Boss' compound. He then returned to The Boss' compound in disguise, which, in The Boss' absence, had been converted into a gun market by a couple of goons, who attempted to sell Batista weapons, particularly a SPAS-2016, an SMG-1 (civilian model) and a .50 Crosskill, the same model as Batista's pistol. Agent Batista managed to convince the market guard to hand him his rifle, as well as a magazine for it, noting it was loaded before killing both the salesman and the goon. He then proceeded to kill several goons, including a goon retard and a goon sergeant, before meeting the Boss again, who he incapacitated and executed, before leaving the compound once more, returning home. He stayed at home for a little while, becoming quite wealthy from his previous missions and becoming rather comfortable for a time, before one day he saw on the news that The Boss, several mercenaries and remaining governments were after him. In response, he suited up and got ready, defending himself against the Advanced Goons that assaulted his house. The Boss, in the wake of this failure, sent more Advanced Goons and four mercenaries to attempt to either kill or capture Batista, raising his bounty to 1.2 Billion Shmeagols. Agent Batista realized this quickly and proceeded to set a trap for the goons who came after him, leaving the house. The remaining goons didn't know he had left the house, and swarmed in, looking for him. They checked everywhere, before falling for The Old Bababooie and being blown up, in an explosion that destroyed Agent Batista's house. The mercenaries and more Advanced Goons gave chase, two mercenaries being killed and the others being left behind by the Advanced Goons, who gave chase on vehicles. In the end, both goons were killed and Batista made his way to his safe house, being captured by The Boss and his goons, who had been waiting there for him. Mark Batista was then interrogated by the Goons and the Boss, who beat him, threatened him with a knife at his throat, and used the brutal "Scooter" torture method on him, attempting to extract information from him regarding a supposed outpost that Batista owns, full of weapons and equipment. Despite this all, the interrogation fails, and he is left in the garage with a bag over his head. Agents Randy and Marcus are sent on a mission to rescue him from his former safe house, but this attempt is thwarted by Commander Kharlov and his bodyguard, who secretly identify Agent Randy as an enemy spy in the uniform of one of their men, and alert the Boss to the fact that Batista should be moved to a more secure location. Upon this report, Kharlov's bodyguard, along with a couple other Goons and the Boss untie Batista, remove the bag from his head, and throw him into the trunk of the Boss' personal car. After a firefight between Agent Randy, Agent Marcus, and the Goons, Batista is driven away in the trunk of the car carrying the Boss, Kharlov, Kharlov's guard, and an unnamed Goon. This car takes them to the forest, where Batista is taken to a secret spot in the woods and tied to a tree, to be protected by the unnamed Goon from earlier. He is soon found by Agent Randy, who kills the Goon guarding him and frees him. Unfortunately for them, that Goon wasn't the only defender, as there was a Goon watching them that was both a marksman and an officer. Fortunately for them, however, the officer was a rather poor shot, and didn't manage to kill either of the Agents, only wounding Randy with a bullet to the leg. Batista pursued the officer, gunning him down. He refused to disclose where the Boss was, and therefore Batista concluded that he was of no use to him, and finished him. Batista and Randy proceeded through the forest, although Randy had to stay behind in order to calm down and recover from his injuries. Batista, now alone, was ambushed by Danny Boomerang, who, after a scuffle, he dispatched with the Australian veteran's own knife. From there, he returned to the Agency HQ, where he was given bad intel on his mission by the head of the Agency. He then swung by the Merchant, with whom he did business for some new items which were irrelevant to his future ventures. He then went to Kharlov's outpost, where he killed a Goon and, after a short urban firefight and exchange of angry words, strangled Kharlov to death. Batista then returned to one of his numerous hideouts but, like always, the Boss found him. They had an epic melee duel, before coming to a stalemate, when the Director intervened. He attempted to kill both Batista and the Boss using his godlike powers, but, in the end, he failed against the two rivals. The two old enemies teamed up in the end, and slew the Director, before shaking hands and walking their separate ways.

## Appearances (W.I.P.)

*The Infiltration*

*The Escape*

*The Revenge*

*The Deal*

*The Bounty*

*Agent Batista The Movie*

## Weapons

.50 Crosskill Pistol (Internally Suppressed)SMG-1 (pickup)SPAS-2020 (pickup)IR-1 (pickup)IR-2 (pickup)SMG-2 (pickup)