The Splatoon Movie/Transcript/Scene 13

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## Transcript

(*The scene changes to the Tenta-Base. The camera cuts to Group A, who are running down a hallway, following the scent of Zach's cologne*)

**Henry:** The scent is getting stronger!

**Cuttlefish:** We're not too far off! Why am I shouting?

(*Group A head into the throne room, where the rest of Group B are waiting around for Amy*)

**Jasper:** Guys? What are you doing here?

**Cuttlefish:** We're coming to get **YOU** guys, of course!

**Katie:** Where's Amy?

**Zach:** Scarlet chased her away, and the next thing you know-

(*Suddenly, there is a loud thud*)

**Jasper:** W-W-WHAT WAS THAT?!...

**Cuttlefish:** That was the sound of a giant metal platform falling onto the floor.

**Henry:** How do you know that?

**Cuttlefish:** I've been alive for a long time, Henry... 127 years...

(*Amy comes in, she is limping*)

**Zach, Izzy & Katie:** Amy!

(*Zach, Izzy and Katie hug Amy*)

**Zach:** You're okay!

**Amy:** Of course I am! (*Hugs Zach*) I love you~

**Zach:** (*Hugging Amy*) I love you too~

**Everyone:** Aww!...

**Sam:** Ryan would of been happy to see this.

**Jessica:** Yeah.

(*Zach and Amy hold their hug for a while, smiling. The scene changes to Octavio. He frees himself from the big cauldron that he was trapped in earlier*)

**DJ Octavio:** "Father of the year"...

(*Octavio looks around for Scarlet*)

**DJ Octavio:** (*Calling out for his girlfriend*) Babe!... Babe?... Where are you, sweetheart?...

(*Octavio looks around, and sees the giant metal platform that squashed Scarlet to death earlier. The camera cuts to Zach and Amy*)

**DJ Octavio:** (*At the top of his lungs*) **SCARLET!!! NO!!!**

**Amy:** Oh, boy...

**Cuttlefish:** What did you do?...

**Amy:** I... May of... (*Under her breath*) Crushed Scarlet...

**Zach:** You did **WHAT?!**

**Amy:** She was trying to kill me!

**Cuttlefish:** We'll talk about it all on the way. We need to get out of here **NOW!**

(*The gang starts running*)

**Amy:** Why are we running away?! We still have those citizens to save!

**Cuttlefish:** Octavio is a dangerous man, especially with his DJ set! We'll get the citizens later! Let's go!

(*Amy stops while the others run*)

**Amy:** No, Craig! I want those citizens out of here!

(*The others stop running*)

**Zach:** I mean, that **IS** what we came here for, right?

**Amy:** Exactly! It's our mission!

**Cuttlefish:** (*Sighs*) Okay, fine! But, we need someone to distract Octavio! He's a real monster with that DJ set!

(*Amy looks around, and thinks for a minute*)

**Jasper:** Don't look at me, man! I'm not up for it!

**Jessica:** Aw, scared?

**Jasper:** Yes!

**Jessica:** (*Sighs*) Me too...

**Henry:** Well, **I'M** not doing it!

**Katie:** Me neither!

**Cuttlefish:** Well, who's gonna do it?

(*Amy looks at Cap'n Cuttlefish, and speaks up*)

**Amy:** I'll do it.

**Everyone:** WHAT?!

**Amy:** You guys get the citizens out of the fortress, I'll distract Octavio. **I'm** the one he **really** wants.

**Izzy:** Are you crazy, Amy?! You'll die!

**Amy:** (*Raises her voice*) **I don't care!**... (*Sighs*) I don't care... Even if it kills me, I want everyone to be safe, and alive no less... That's what matters...

**Zach:** (*Holds Amy's hand*) I'm doing this with you.

**Cuttlefish:** Me too.

**???:** Count me in.

**Cuttlefish:** Ah! 3! You're here!

**Zach:** How did you get here?

**Agent 3:** You'll need some **muscles** for this job.

**Zach:** (*Looks down at Agent 3's vest*) Looks like "Fat" to me.

**Agent 3:** (*Blushes*) Shut up...

(*Zach, Amy, Cap'n Cuttlefish and Agent 3 look down the hallway next to them*)

**Amy:** Well?...

**Cuttlefish:** Don't look at me, **you're** in charge now.

**Amy:** Really?

**Cuttlefish:** Really.

**Amy:** Okay, let's do this! (*The camera zooms in*) Here's what we're gonna do...

(*The scene changes to DJ Octavio, who is setting up his Octobot. He puts Scarlet's picture next to his DJ set*)

**DJ Octavio:** Oh, Scarlet... You were my favorite woman... I'll make sure to **SQUISH** the one who turned you into nothing... I'll find them...

**Amy:** Hey, octopus man! Down here!

**DJ Octavio:** Ah, it looks like I have a "Guest"... Or should I say... (*He plays a short melody on his synth*) An "Intruder"...

**Amy:** I'm here to stop you from taking over the world!

**DJ Octavio:** (*Bursts out laughing*) Really? You, a little Inkling girl, is gonna stop **ME**, a big scary ruler, from taking over the world?! Haha! **Not a chance!**

**Amy:** Oh, yeah? Well, I squished your girlfriend!

**DJ Octavio:** **YOU** DID THAT?!

**Amy:** Uh-huh! (*Pulls out Scarlet's ring*) And I have proof!

**DJ Octavio:** I can't believe it! You really **DID** do it! Well, give that back! It's the only thing left I have of her!

**Amy:** Nope! (*Puts the ring in her mouth and swallows it*) In my tummy!

**DJ Octavio:** Grr! RIGHT! **I'LL DO YOU FOR THAT!**

**Amy:** Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not by myself!

(*Zach, Agent 3 and Cap'n Cuttlefish all come out from the shadows*)

**DJ Octavio:** Craig...

**Cuttlefish:** Octavio... You're looking horrible today...

**DJ Octavio:** You're looking "Old" as usual...

**Cuttlefish:** You young folks and your precious electronics...

**DJ Octavio:** You old timers and your 1800s crap...

**Cuttlefish:** It's not "Crap"! It's history!

**DJ Octavio:** History my a- (*A radio smacks him in the face*) **AH! SSSS-STOP IT!**

**Agent 3:** Take back your cheap, octo crap!

**DJ Octavio:** Oh, yeah? **I will!** That vest was made with **OUR** materials!

(*Octavio uses his Octobot to snatch Agent 3's vest, which reveals her chubby belly*)

**Agent 3:** (*Blushes*) Hey!

**Zach:** Heh, I knew it...

**Agent 3:** (*Covers her belly, blushing*) I eat a lot, okay?...

**Zach:** Hey, "Fat" looks good on you, okay?

**Amy:** (*Looks at Zach's pants, and gasps*) Zach!

**Zach:** It's a boy thing. You wouldn't understand... Well, don't look at it!

**DJ Octavio:** Enough games! Time to face the music!

(*Octavio plays his theme song, "I Am Octavio", and reaches out to Amy with his Octobot. Amy dodges the giant arm*)

**Amy:** Crap!

**DJ Octavio:** Quit squirming! I'm only gonna squish you, and make sure your guts splatter across the wall over there!

**Zach:** She's not a bug!

**DJ Octavio:** Neither was Scarlet, but look at what happened to her!

**Amy:** She was fat!

**DJ Octavio:** **EXCUSE ME!** That's no way to speak about my fiancée!

**Cuttlefish:** Well, she's kinda dead now, so...

(*Octavio reaches for Cap'n Cuttlefish, and grabs him*)

**DJ Octavio:** Haha! Got you!

**Cuttlefish:** You act awfully immature for an octopus your age...

**DJ Octavio:** I AM NOT AN OCTOPUS!

(*Octavio throws Cuttlefish away*)

**Cuttlefish:** AHOW!... My legs...

**DJ Octavio:** Prepare for chaos!

**Zach:** Wait! I've always wanted to do this. Music and 1960s superhero comic book montage, uh, thingy! Um, go!

(The camera spins around several times, similar to the 1966 Batman Opening Sequence. The animation style changes to Superhero Golden Age style, with the form of still pictures with speech bubbles and shaky pictures)

**DJ Octavio:** I'm about to drop my latest hit... Right on your smug little **FACE**!

**Amy:** We'll stop you, octopus man!

**DJ Octavio:** GYAH HA HA! I'ma remix your face!

**Zach:** No you won't!

**DJ Octavio:** Y'all ready for this?

(*Octavio reaches for the Inklings with his giant Octobot hand*)

**Amy:** Jump!

(*The Inklings jump, making Octavio's giant Octobot hand miss them and shake Octavio around*)

**DJ Octavio:** BLGRRARGH! You can't handle my spicy wasabi beats! Go, my minions!

(*A bunch of Octolings and Octarians charge at the Inklings*)

**Zach:** Oh, crap!

(*The Octolings and Octarians charge at the Inklings. The Inklings move out of the way, making all the Octolings and Octarians fall down to their death in an unblocked trench. The music stops*)

**DJ Octavio:** Oh, right... I didn't add safety bars... That's a violation... Oh, well!

(*The music plays again*)

**Agent 3:** You're a real idiot, you know that?

**DJ Octavio:** Shut up! I know what I'm doing!

(*Octavio reaches out for the Inklings, when suddenly, his Octobot arm stops, and it drops down, with the music stopping as well*)

**DJ Octavio:** What?! Where are my beats?!

(*The animation style changes back to its original format*)

**Amy:** (*Dangling a plug*) You know, you really need to plan ahead.

**DJ Octavio:** Guards! Kill these Inklings!... (*No one comes to help*) Guards?...

**Cuttlefish:** Your army is outside, sleeping.

**DJ Octavio:** That is completely unprofessional! Do I have to do everything myself?!

(*Octavio steps out of his inactive Octobot, and comes up to Amy, who is way taller than him. He childishly starts hitting Amy*)

**Amy:** (*Unhurt by Octavio's childish hits*) You're really small for an Octarian. (*Giggles*) And childish.

**DJ Octavio:** Grr! You'll pay for Scarlet's demise! You'll pay for that ring! You'll pay for everything!

(*Octavio goes up to the plug, and turns all the knobs on his walls, raising the voltage to a really dangerous level*)

**Zach:** Wait, what are you doing?! That's way too high!

**DJ Octavio:** I need the power!

**Zach:** Octavio, I am an expert with electronics and electricity. That voltage level will kill you.

**DJ Octavio:** Nothing will kill me! I'm the Leader of the Octarians!

(*Octavio plugs his Octobot back in, but as soon as he does so, he begins getting electrocuted by the high voltage levels*)

**DJ Octavio:** (*Being electrocuted*) **BALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!** **I. NEED. ALL. THE. POOOWWWEEEER!!!** (*Collapses*) Ooohhh...

(*After being electrocuted, Octavio passes out. He is now defeated*)

**Amy:** Whoo-hoo! We did it!

**Zach:** We sure did!

**Amy:** Now, let's get everyone out before the-

(*The power goes out*)

**Zach:** Ah, nuts...

(*The scene cuts to black*)

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