Internet and Cartoons race

## Description

It's the internet and cartoons racing today! In Bunny Cat4's Death Race, today features:

* SMG4 - SMG4's Deathbus
* Edd (Eddsworld) - Bumper Car
* SpongeBob - The Patty Wagon
* Garfield - That car he uses on the cover, I forgot what it is called
* Hello Kitty - Roller skates (Roller Rescue)

## Intro

Annoucer: Hello everyone! Welcome back to another episode of DEATH RACE! Today we got a randomised lineup of racers by a random guy called Buuny Cat4! Whoever they are, they have a weird taste in characters. I mean, really? Anywho, enough talk. Let's get to the reviews!

### SMG4's Deathbus

First up is the Deathbus driven by SMG4! This bad boy managed to get through 2 different apocalypses! The first one like Mad Max, the second a zombie like Apocalypse of T Posers! Wow, it sounds like a fever dream. !ike seriously, what the heck.

SMG4: Shut ya goddam mouth!

### Edd's Bumpercar

Next up is this Bumper car driven by none other then Edd from Eddsworld! Used in Edds escape plan, this bumper car is supposedly very slow but you can't underestimate a book by it's cover!

Edd: Or Cola by it's flavour!

Yeah! Wait what?

### The Patty Wagon

Now onto the Patty Wagon, driven by SpongeBob SquarePants! This burger shaped car isn't to be underestimated, as it comes loaded with Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected French-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

Spongebob: I'M READY!

### Garfield's Car

Next up is this car driven by the lasagna lover himself Garfield! Now we don't know much about this car, but let's hope that Garfield won't think this is a Monday!

Garfield: Whatever. That joke's been run into the ground.

### Hello Kitty's Roller skates

And Finally we have....HELLO KITTY?! Uh...anyway, you shouldn't underestimate this feline, as she stopped the invasion of the Misguided Block O with nothing more then these skates and a Magic Wand. So best watch out for this kitty!

Kitty: I do have a car, but it's getting repairs, Let's do this!

Announcer: With the lineup out of the way, let's go over to our commentators, Wiz and Boomstick!

Wiz: Hello everyone. Let's get this race underway! As always, the only rule is to cross the finish line , but we don't matter how they get there.

Boomstick: Yeah, but c'mon, Kitty is gonna come in dead last. I'm betting on it.

Wiz: Well you never know Boomstick. You may be surprised.

Boomstick: Heh. Whatever.

## RACE!

\*The racer's line up at the starting line. SMG4 is gripping his steering wheel with a look of determination, Spongebob and Edd are wishing each other luck, Garfield looks bored waiting, and Kitty is in a position like one of those ice skaters.\*

Wiz: Now let's join our racer's on the starting line!

Boomstick: ITS TIME FOR A DEATH RAAAAAAACE!

\*As the lights turn green, The racer's take off, With Garfield in last due to slow reactions.\*

Wiz: And their off!

\*Spongebob and SMG4 are fighting for first. But as Spongebob inches in front, SMG4 pulls something out.\*

SMG4: Oh no you don't!

\*SMG4 then begins chucking tons of stuff at Spongebob. Rocks, Meme's, Cartoon props, even Toad.\*

Spongebob: Holy shrimp!

\*Spongebob then tries to dodge the stuff flung by SMG4.\*

Wiz: It looks like SMG4 is determined to take first by any means necessary.

Boomstick: Yeah, but may he should use stuff OTHER then random shit. Just a suggestion.

\*Meanwhile, Edd is following behind, but Kitty catches up to him.\*

Edd: Oh. Hey there! You got pretty good legs if you can keep up with us in these cars.

Kitty: Thanks Mr...but I'm gonna win this race, so I gotta pass you. Please?

Edd: Sorry, but I can't let you do that. Cause I'm gonna win!

Kitty: Oh yeah? En Garde!

\*Kitty then pulls out her magic wand, and tries taking a swing at Edd!\*

Edd: Woah! \*Pulls out a shovel, clashing with Kitty's wand.\* Touche!

\*The two then begin engaging in a makeshift sword fight, while Garfield watches on.\*

Garfield: Huh. Pretty good skills.

Wiz: Oh! It seems the racer's are approaching the first obstacle! A zombie hoard!

\*The camera pans over to a large group of Zombies on the track.\*

\*Soon, all the racer's notice this, and stop what there doing to prepare for the obstacle.\*

SMG4: Hah! This is easy!

\*Due to having dealt with this before, SMG4 tears through the hoard without trouble, but notices everyone else following him.\*

SMG4: Hey! Quit it!

\*Soon, everyone makes it through the zombies.\*

Boomstick: Aw what?! Even Kitty made it?!

Wiz: Told ya, you can't predict the future.

\*Meanwhile, Garfield is getting ahead of everyone, except SMG4.\*

Garfield: Huh. Never knew I was this good.

SMG4: Huh?! How are you getting ahead? U fatass!

\*Garfield doesn't reply, instead, he Chuck's lasagna right into SMG4's face.\*

SMG4: OH IT'S ON ASSHOLE!

\*SMG4 then tries ramming Garfield off the track, but Garfield manages to keep dodging him.\*

Garfield: Wow. You have pretty bad aim, not gonna lie.

SMG4: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

\*SMG4 then pulls out a rocket launcher, and begins rapidly firing rocket's at Garfield!\*

Garfield: \*Panicking while dodging.\* DON'T TAKE IT TO HEART!

Boomstick: That's more like it! I'm betting on him Wiz, he's a perfect copy of me!

\*Meanwhile, Edd and Spongebob are neck and neck, vying for third place.\*

Edd: Give it up, Dishwasher! I'm gonna win this!

Spongebob: Oh yeah? Take this!

\*Spongebob then grabs bottle's of Ketchup and Mustard and shoots them at Edd, but he manages to dodge them.\*

Edd: Nice try! My turn!

\*Edd then grabs a jar of bacon oil and tosses it at Spongebob, blinding him.\*

Spongebob: AHHH! MY EYES!!!

\*Spongebob then begins going all over the place, accelerating way faster and crashing into SMG4, sending him out of control and giving Garfield the lead.\*

Wiz Oh, it's madness on the track!

Boomstick: Looks normal to me.

SMG4: Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!

\*Spongebob and SMG4 both recover, but then they see Garfield way ahead of them, Garfield turns and waves smugly as he drives off.\*

SMG4: GODDAMMIT!

Spongebob: Tarter Sauce.

Boomstick: The racer's are coming up to the next obstacle!

\*A Train appears, due to the racer's appearing next to a set of train tracks.\*

Boomstick: Let's see them get past this big boy!

\*As the train moves up, it's freight car's door's open, revealing cannons, laser's, armed soldier's, and missiles!\*

Wiz: Holy shit!

\*Kitty, realising how vulnerable she is, quickly catches up to SMG4 and hides behind his bus, shielding herself from most of the destruction.\*

\*SMG4 doesn't panic, due to his bus being able to take most of the stuff thrown at it.\*

\*Edd does the same thing as Kitty, hiding behind Spongebob instead however.\*

\*Garfield however, due to being far ahead, only has to worry about the main train turret, and easily manages to dodge it.\*

\*Eventually, the train moves off, and the racer's continue on.\*

Boomstick: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Wiz: Your traps aren't working. That's a first.

\*The racer's soon come across a big gap, with a drawbridge there to cross the gap.\*

Edd: I don't need to wait for the bridge, I can just go over it!

Spongebob: How?

Kitty: Yeah, how can you get over without using the bridge?

Edd: By using the Zed Gear of course!

\*Cue Zed Gear music\*

\*Edd then shifts his bumper car into Zed Gear, causing it to start flying and soar over the gap as everyone stares in wonder.\*

Spongebob and Kitty: Wow...

Garfield: That's a first.

SMG4: HE FUCKING CHEATED!!!

Wiz: Well, since their are no rules, he actually didn't.

Boomstick: Yeah, sorry dude. Can't ban him for that.

SMG4: DAMMIT!

\*Edd then lands on the other side, and drives off.\*

Edd: See you at the finish line!

\*Shortly after, the bridge lowers, and the other racer's chase after Edd.\*

Wiz: Edd has gotten a sizeable lead, but the other racer's are gaining fast, as we move onto the last obstacle!

\*The obstacle is shown to be a enormous pinball machine, complete with bumpers, flippers, other dodads, and of course, giant pinballs.\*

Boomstick: Thanks to Waluigi for giving us this part of his track!

\*Edd makes it to the pinball part, and looks over the obstacle.\*

Edd: Time to use The Zed Gear once more!

\*Cue Zed Gear music again.\*

\*Edd begins flying over the obstacle as the other racer's catch up to him, and Garfield looks up at him.\*

Garfield: Wait a minute. How can a bumper car fly?

\*Stop Zed Gear music\*

\*With that puff of logic, Edd's bumper car falls directly into the centre of the machine, with the rest of the racer's soon following in after him.\*

Boomstick: Let's see if these racers can rack up a high score while there at it!

\*Spongebob and Edd, due to having round and bouncy cars, bounce around like normal, but they have lot's of trouble getting out, whick they eventually do. Garfield has some trouble, but not as much as Spongebob and Edd. SMG4 on the other hand, due to having a long and heavy bus, has a immensely hard time trying to get out without getting to damaged due to being a easy target for the pinballs to hit. And Kitty gets through with no problem due to being small and fast.\*

Boomstick: Aw man! None of my traps worked!

Wiz: Oh don't feel bad. At least they were cool to look at.

\*As the racer's get out, they see the finish line ahead. Spongebob, in front, decides to activate his grease traps.\*

Spongebob: Take this!

\*As the grease leaks out of the Patty Wagon, the other cars begin losing control, as SMG4, Edd and Garfield struggle to stay straight, and Kitty begins losing her balance. As Spongbob laughs and takes off towards the finish line, SMG4 pulls a last ditch effort to stop him.

SMG4: TAKE THIS!

\*SMG4 then pulls out his ultimate weapon.\*

WALUIGI LAUNCHER!

\*SMG4 then fires Waluigi at the Patty Wagon, causing a explosion launching it high into the sky, and back down onto the ground, with Spongebob flying out and yelling, and landing a few feet away from it.\*

Spongebob: Oh...my head.

\*As SMG4 laughs at Spongebob, he remembers that they haven't stopped. Yelling in terror, The Deathbus collides with the Patty Wagon, and crashes to a halt, with Garfield sliding into it, and finally Edd in his Bumper car.\*

Garfield: Nice one blue guy.

Edd: Great, you blocked us.

\*However, they all look back, as Kitty, having regained her balance, first Jumped on Edd, then Garfield, then the Deathbus, and finally over the wrecked Patty Wagon, and skates across the finish line\*

\*The air horn sound's.\*

Announcer: I...I can't believe this! I can't believe I'm saying this...The winner is Hello Kitty!

Kitty: YES! I KNEW I'D WIN! ROLLER POWER FOREVER!

Spongebob: Aw, Barnacles!

SMG4: GOD DAMN IT!

Garfield: Nuts.

Edd: Oh, Blast!

## Results.

Boomstick: You gotta be kidding me...

Wiz: Nope, your eyes aren't fooling you, Kitty just won a race. A DEATH RACE.

Boomstick: Well, I guess you were right Wiz, you can't predict the future.

Wiz: Gonna go drown your embarrassment in beer?

Boomstick: Yeah.

Annoucer: Well, this was certainly a match to remember, and that was all from us for now! Tune in next time for new challenger's appearing, on DEATH RACE!

1st: Kitty.

In order of distance from finish line.⤵️

2nd: SpongeBob SquarePants.

3rd: SMG4.

4th: Garfield.

5th: Edd.

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