Our Opinion on Starfall.com/Transcript

[Intro music playing]

Whitney: *Welcome to... WhitneyGoLucky!*

[The video cuts to the intro of the episode.]

Whitney: *Hey guys, today, we will be talking about me and the WGL Gang's opinion on Starfall! It's an educational website along with ABCMouse. If any of you guys like this website, I respect your opinion as long as you respect mine. Let's start!*

[Whitney gets angry; but she uses the frown expression.]

Whitney: *Okay. When I first played this when I was a kid, I thought it was very fun for me, until I was like 10 years old, I feel like not playing this anymore since I am 17 now. I am turning 18 in 2 months which means my birthday is coming up! Even at my school since I am now a Senior, I can still see Connor Povar, who is an acquaintance of mine, he plays that on the iPad on the couch. Who wants to talk about the Alphabet thing on this website. You can choose any letter that you can rant on! Any volunteers?*

Claire: *I'd like to rant on the Letter E and the Letter Z! At the first start of the Letter E, there is the elevator intro that makes the capital E and lowercase E show up, and when you click the green next arrow, the "Elephants" part shows up, when you click on the e, this is what happens! The elephant trumpet plays!*

Whitney: *After the "Elephants" part, the "Egg" or just "Eggs" part, you click the same e and some eggs start cracking open, Next E, Claire.*

Claire: Then there is an "Enter" and "Exit" part where a blue elephant comes to exit to go back into the jungle. Time to move on to the letter Z! I'll skip the Zipper intro, the "Zebras" part, and the "Zipper" part. I'll be talking about the "Zoo" part. It is horrible, once you click on the Z, The kid says the Z sound, then says "Zoo", then the elephant trumpet plays!! Oh my gosh! This frustrates Whitney!!

[Claire gets interrupted by Edu and Jonas they are holding the iPad.]

Edu: *Surprise, Big Sister!*

[Edu presses on the Z with the Zoo scene, a technical difficulties background shows up skipping the part where Edu and Jonas show Claire the Zoo scene and Edu laughing at Claire while she screams and cries.]

Claire: *Oh my gosh! Baku, I was so scared and frightened!*

Baku: *Oh no ~zona! I will cheer you up ~zona!*

[Shock Horror plays]

Claire: *Let's get back to work. After the Zoo part, There is a minigame styled part for the Zigzag part. After putting the letters together, there is a song called "The Zigzag Boy and Zigzag Girl Song", which Whitney calls the name of the song. It would be horrible in real life if Edu played the elephant trumpet from the Zoo Scene.*

Whitney: *Okay. Nice speech Claire, sorry that Edu and Jonas scared you with the Born Free elephant trumpet that I hated so much.*

Claire: *It's alright Whitney."*

Whitney: *Alex and Michael, there are songs that will drive you crazy that you should talk about. Wanna start it out?*

Michael: *Yeah. First we'll talk about the Alphabet song.*

Alex: *This is how the Alphabet song goes when you press or click on the "ABC" song on the bottom, then the screen shows kids sitting on the floor with a man singing it to the kids. This is an example of the man singing the Starfall version of the Alphabet song. Here is an example. "O, O, Octopus." NO!! More like O, Oh! Oh my gosh! This version of the song is cringeworthy! Michael, do you agree?*

Michael: *Yeah. I know we couldn't perform together due to the pandemic and it caused us to reschedule our June 3rd concert to April 2nd of 2022. When Whitney starts WhitneyGoLucky's Interview Roadshow Episode 1 and has her camera set up, we will get perfectly ready to chat with her in real life. Let's continue.*

Alex: *For the math songs, here are examples. "5 Little Speckled Frogs", which Whitney remembers this song but hates it, "I Once Caught A Fish Alive", and even worse, Whitney told me that Connor always plays the song which she can still hear his headphones, and the song is called: "10 Kids Went To Play"!*

Michael: *"10 Kids Went To Play"!? NO!!! More like "10 Adults Went To Make Music in a Studio"! Oh my gosh!! This song is cringeworthy!! The music video starts with a blue curtain with the title of the song, then the first kid playing with his dog, and the rest of the kids going on the bars, slide, of swings! This song gets into my nerves when I hear this song!!!*

Whitney: *Wow. I say your songs are way better than "10 Kids Went To Play"!*

Alex: *Thanks Whitney.*

Whitney: *You're welcome. Next let's start off with "Learn To Read".*

Audrey: *This haunts me everytime I hear this! Here are characters that I will talk about. Zac The Rat is a huge insult to Mickey Mouse! Peg The Hen looks ugly, The Tin Man from "The Big Hit" is an insult to The Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz, also in "The Big Hit", Jill's face looks creepy and horrible! I bet Zoe has a picture of her on her phone for her lock screen. Mox the Fox looks like Reynard the fox from Van den vos Reynard, who was bad enough, and also, both Mox and Reynard look so terrifying! And Gus the Duck is an insult to Donald Duck! He also looks like Renato from Chocolo the dog, who is also known for the crying duck meme. And Backpack Bear is a huge insult to Mofurun from Mahō Tsukai Pretty Cure!*

Lotta: *Oh my gosh! Those characters are all so horrifying!*

Dot: *I know, right? Mox the Fox is now gonna give me nightmares since he looks like Reynard!*

Callie: Now there is another song we want to rant about! It's the Zero song! It's such an annoying song! Backpack Bear gives the apples to the Vowel friends and the kids, and they all sound so annoying when they sing!

Zim: Another song we hate is the Short U song! The two kids are on a bus and they sing about the short U sound! Even worse, it's set to the tune of the Wheels on the Bus! Stupid, right?

Martha: Not only are there songs, there are games too! There is a jack-o-lantern making game and it is so cringy!