William Pellen

William Pellen (otherwise known as Will, Bill, Willy, Billy, and Billiam) is the guy who shat out Hollow Day out his dick hole along with Ari Gibson and Jackass Vinesauce. The three of them STILL have to shit out Half-Life 3, the sequel to Hollow Day. Many reasons lead to this game's endless delay, one of which is Will's tendency to have several tabs open on his computer, and the fact that he once looked up "Hornet Hollow Knight" on Google Images (ADVISORY: DON'T ACTUALLY DO THIS).

## William Pellen Beginnings

Will was born in Upside Down Land sometime in the 20th Century from this thing called a vagina. Family Guy was on TV when he was born, and he learned his first word for some reason. The word was "bird". Because of this, Will had a collection of pet cockatoos, each trained to sing *Surfin Bird* by The Trashmen and shout the N-word at people that enter the room. The Upside-Down Government did not like it, so they stole all his birds when he was 7. All of these cockatoos have been confined within Cockatoo Island, and they never spoke again. Will then stop caring about birds and then started playing with bugs. Then a moth bit him in the balls, and that inspired him to make Hollow Day.

## Teen Years

During his teen years, he listened to Brostep. He used to want to suck Skrillex's small chode on stage at a live concert while everyone watched. In other words, he REALLY loved Skrillex. He also made a bit of music. Christopher Larkin then walked passed him hearing one of his Brostep tracks he made, and said his music sucked ass. Chris then showed him how to make music, but Will would not listen to him. Chris gave up, but the sweet sounds of his music helped form a bond between him and Willy (not sexual). 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐 and Will also became really good friends after meeting at a Skrillex concert. The chode sucking did NOT happen by the way.

## Forming Team Grape

In adulthood, Will lead and participated in a group of "Moth Bit My Balls Anonymous." In this group, he met Ari Gibson and the Vinesauce streamer Jack. Chris helped with some things although not experiencing the painful bite of a moth on his testicles. The four of them formed the almighty union called Team Grape. Then production started on Hollow Day. Then that came out, and then some shit happened and now we're still waiting for Dickdong.

## Hollow Day: Dickdong

Another reason Willy kept delaying the release of Dickdong is the fact is that he spends his time watching Breaking Balls and Bitter Cole Slaw (and jacking off every time Walter White comes on screen). He also spent time on DeviantArt searching for fetish art of his game. Strangely, it took him a while, but then he saw the motherload of Hornet Inflation Art. This caused him to not want to work on the game ever and just keep watching Saul Goodman 3D on endless loop. He also made a version of that video but with Zote the Molester (see on that page).

## Trivia

* William had 69 tabs open when Ari caught him looking at Hornet Inflation Art.
* William also found some nasty art of The Imposter, something none of us wish to see.
* Will just had a baby and named it Weenie Hut Jr.
* Will's wife is named Weenie Hut. She's also founder of the Weenie Hut chain of restaurants.
* Will's wife can breathe underwater.
* Thanks to the fact above, Will was bragging about having the best blowjob in the world.
* Ari hates Will's wife because she said Horny has a penis.
* Will's wife also came up with the whole Grimm and Hollow Day (Character)
* Will almost had sex with Anna Gunn, the actor for Skyler White.
* "I WAS THIS CLOSE TO MEETING WALTER WHITE" he says.
* Jesse Pinkman is a moth fan, and kicked Will's balls.
* Kicking someone in the balls is how you pray to the Imposter.
* Will, like the rest of Team Grape, are the biggest fans of the social deduction shame known as Among Us.
* Will's favorite song....