Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: Tex And Ashley Armbruster

It's all my fault. No, seriously, it is. I should never have encountered that lost Vortexx CW THX trailer, but I did.

If you think that the other trailers I've encountered were gruesome, well, as I say, guess again. This next trailer I found was believed to be a follow up to the lost internship recreation of Outcast Ashley from the show Recess.

I might as well tell you the story. So here I go.

I was at home one day playing Blazblue: Central Fiction on my PlayStation 4 when I got a knock at the door. My Uncle David and Aunt Hilda were on my front porch. They told me that they were going to be spending the month here with my family.

I got happy, as I loved to spend time. My uncle was legitimately the best as he would always crack me up with jokes. We also would go out to the store and buy some delicious snacks.

Anyways, I told my uncle about the THX trailers I have encountered. He then said that he has been reading my stories all about them.

"Hey, I have something we should watch for your next story!" Uncle David told me.

He pulled out a Recess VHS that was THX certified. The cover consisted of the Recess gang including TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Mikey, Gretchen and Gus looking at the camera, while Tex and Ashley Armbruster are seen in the background.

The VHS was titled, "THX: Tex And Ashley Armbruster".

"Wait, they made a THX trailer about Recess?" Where did you find this?" I asked while being surprised.

Uncle David said that he found it on the street one day and wanted to save it for his collection but he decided to give it to me. So I asked if we can watch it while we were spending time together and he said yes.

I then inserted the VHS into my Magnavox DVD/VCR combo and it started.

The VHS began with the blue FBI warnings and the "Walt Disney Home Entertainment" logo, and then it showed previews for The Incredibles, Little Einsteins: Our Huge Adventure, Chicken Little, Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie and Toy Story.

After the feature presentation logo, it showed a warning once again. The warning said:

"This lost THX trailer was made as a follow up to a lost internship recreation of an episode of Recess called Outcast Ashley. It was also made for the theatrical release of the 2005 film "Dark Water" despite not being THX certified. This trailer contains scenes that are to not be viewed by children or people with sensitivity issues. Watch this trailer at your own risk!"

"Well, you ready Uncle David?" I asked.

"Yep! I'm right here with you!" Uncle David replied.

The trailer started with Ashley Armbruster who was happily walking home. All of a sudden, Tex dropped down in front of her. Rather than being scared, Ashley was just smiling.

Tex said, "Hello there Ashley A, I think I found someone like you for one of my next partners in crime! Wanna help me find some criminals on my to kill list?"

Ashley replied with, "Sure, I brought my own set of weapons. But I can't fly like you. Any other ideas?"

Tex then said, "Don't worry sunny! I got you a separate jetpack."

Ashley A then put the jackpack on her back and both she and Tex flew off into the sky. The scene then cut to Tex and Ashley Armbruster appearing in what appeared to be the weather altering laser from Recess: School's Out.

Tex said, "Okay Ashley, these are our first criminals. Let's stay quiet and wait for a perfect time. Got it?"

"Got it!" Ashley said to Tex.

Just then, Phillium Benedict and some other men walked into the shot. Phillium started a conversation with, "Let me ask you folks this! Have you heard of a killer robot killing many innocent people?"

Everyone in the scene stood in silence, meaning they did not want to give out an answer. But that wasn't until Dr Rosenthal came out said, "I do. He has killed many innocent people."

Phillium asked, "Do you know who he killed?"

Dr Rosenthal replied with, "No sir, I don't have the information with me at the moment. Please accept my understanding."

Before Phillium could say anything, they heard what sounded like rustling.

"What was that?" Phillium said, while sounding a little bit angry.

All of a sudden, they then heard what sounded a little girl's creepy laugh. The scientists began getting worried as the guards got out what looked like tasers. Just then, Tex and Ashley Armbruster dropped down in front of Phillium.

Phillium himself turned around and saw the duo.

"You!" He shouted. "You Mr Robot, are the one murdering a whole ton of innocent people. And who's this? A girl between the ages of 9 and 10?"

He kneeled down at Ashley and said, "Got a name you slimy little rodent?"

Ashley then went into a sinister face and kicked Phillium right into the crotch.

"What was that for?" Phillium said sadly.

Tex then began to say, "Well Mr Benedict, or should I call you, Eggs Benedict, you people disrespected my company. The company is named THX and you are on my list of who to kill."

Phillium got confused and said, "There is no way I disrespected a company, no one has ever told me about it. Now you and this little girl better get out of our sights before these guards come and take you away."

Tex then said, "You actually think some no good guards can take us down?"

He then sinisterly laughed and continued on by saying, "Bring it you trashy people!"

The guards began charging at Tex and Ashley Armbruster as Tex took out a chainsaw and began slicing them all one by one. As he did this, the guards made blood curdling screams instead of screaming in a cartoony way.

And then, the duo went over to Professor Fenwick and Kojak as Fenwick said, "Please guys, we don't know anything about your company. If we did, we would've promised to never fear it again."

"Too late no gooders, I gave you all day to think about it!" Tex said.

Since Ashley did almost nothing but kick Phillium in the crotch, she then went over to him as Phillium got scared to the point he grew tears from his eyes.

Phillium then said, "Please little girl, I won't ever call you a slimy little rodent again nor will I yell at my partners. Plus I'll have every single kid at Third Street School be at Recess for the rest of their days. Follow your heart, follow your heart!"

Ashley Armbruster then took out a sword and said, "Sorry Benedict, but playtime is over!"

She then slashed at Phillium as he screamed realistically as if James Woods was being hurt real badly. Tex then said to Ashley, "Well done Armbruster, you know the basics of killing people. Now let's go find those people you told me about a little earlier."

Tex and Ashley Armbruster flew off into the sky as the screen faded to black. But the trailer wasn't over yet.

It cut to a wide shot of the THX logo as it appears in the Moo Can trailer.

After 5 seconds, the Recess gang walked into the shot. Spinelli talked to TJ by asking, "Okay TJ, what's this thing about a robot killing people, cause it might have been a movie you saw."

Vince replied with, "Look guys, I'm not making this up. Remember when Ashley A killed almost everyone at Third Street School but us? I heard a rumor saying that she might be teaming up with a red robot."

Spinelli then asked, "Wait, is it the robot who tends to fix up the THX logo in the normal trailers, but right now, he's killing people?"

Gus said, "It is Spinelli. But hey, since you are called the toughest kid in school, why not you tend to beat him up with-"

His sentence was interrupted by what sounded like both Tex's evil laughing and Ashley Armbruster's childish laughing.

"Guys, we should get out of here. And I mean now!" Gretchen told the gang.

TJ then said, "Everyone, stay calm! We must do what we can to protect ourselves from those 2 people trying to kill us. If they are on our way, we will just try and to beat them-"

Before TJ finished his sentence, Tex and Ashley Armbruster dropped down in front of them. Vince, Gus, Mikey and Gretchen screamed. Gus then told the duo, "Get away from us you killers!"

Tex said, "Well hello there children, what brings you to my hideout?"

TJ and Spinelli began walking towards Tex and Ashley as TJ said, "Listen here you robot and girl, let me tell you that what you are doing is terrible! As for you Ashley, you killed a lot of people at Third Street School many days ago, so we are here to teach you and Tex a lesson. To avoid the lesson, how about you do the world a favor and quit killing innocent people for being scared of a company."

Spinelli said, "I agree with TJ, we were planning to call the cops, but we decided to confront you instead, now leave this place!"

"Really?" said Ashley. "I have always hated you Goodie Two Shoes. So, the natural step that comes next is to kill."

TJ became enraged after hearing that. So, he charged at Ashley and was ready to throw a punch. But Tex pushed him down to the ground and held a pumpkin bomb in his hands.

"No, no, no, TJ," said Tex, with a laugh. "Men don't hit girls. Now, time for you to go boom!"

At that moment, Tex threw the pumpkin bomb in TJ's direction and he blew up to smithereens. TJ screamed in complete anguish as he met his fate.

"TJ!" yelled Spinelli.

Spinelli then walked over to the bloody corpse of TJ and began crying. Only, her crying sounded a little bit realistic.

"Sorry Spinelli, but that 10 year old friend of yours is no more. Now prepare to meet your fate by the Tyrannosaurus Tex!" Tex said.

But before Spinelli could meet her fate, Vince threw a baseball at Tex's head. "Leave us alone!" Vince yelled. Tex turned around and said to Vince, "Well Jackie Robinson look a like, wanna play a game of baseball?"

Tex then took out a baseball bat and shouted, "Batter up!" Vince threw his ball at Tex. Tex swinged the bat at the correct time, but it aimed at Vince's head. He got knocked out as we saw a point of view of Vince closing his eyes. After 3 seconds, he woke up again. Ashley A was right in front of him.

"Well Vince, I'm like, gonna take your life out now." Ashley said.

She then pulled out a morning star (A weapon from medieval times) and began hitting Vince brutally. He screamed, but it sounded more like his actor Rickey Collins was in pain.

Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus watched in shock.

"Guys, we gotta get out of here! MOVE!" yelled Gus.

Gus, Spinelli, Gretchen, and Mikey ran away from the logo and were nearly at the exit door of the hideout. When all of a sudden, Tex got out his guitar and plugged it into the X of the THX logo. Ashley, meanwhile, got out her drum kit and drumsticks.

"LET'S ROCK AND ROLL WITH THE T-MAN AND A-GIRL!" yelled Tex.

At that moment, Tex and Ashley played their instruments very loudly. The music in question was Dead Desert by Trippie Redd, Scarlxrd, and Zillakami. The foursome covered their ears and screamed in pain, because the music was too loud. Me and Uncle David also had to cover our ears. After the music stopped, Gus, Spinelli, and Gretchen fell to the ground.

"Guys! Come on!" yelled Mikey.

"Mikey, go alone. It's too late for us," said Gretchen, weakly. "Run."

Mikey nodded as he ran. As he ran, he watched in horror as Tex and Ashley hit his three friends with their instruments, killing them instantly. Mikey was nearly at the exit door. When all of a sudden, Tex and Ashley jumped in front of him, making him jump back.

"Mikey, Mikey, Mikey," said Ashley. "You are so stupid. Two psychos like us won't let you escape that easily."

"We can find a way to end this, Ashley," said Mikey.

"You know what? You're right!" said Ashley, as her face turned to a frown. "I'm thinking humiliation. Kind of like how you guys humiliated me at school. Remember that? Remember what you did? You made everyone turn on me. Now, I'm gonna kill you. How does that sound, Michael? Tex, do your thing."

"With pleasure," said Tex, with a sinister grin. "Time for Flight Texy Wexy 2 to go off!"

Tex grabbed Mikey by the foot and started flying him into the air. Mikey screamed as he was being lifted into the air by this psycho.

"Ready to crash land, Mike?" asked Tex.

"NO! Put me down properly!" yelled Mikey.

"OK," said Tex, as he dropped Mikey 1,000 feet from the air.

Mikey screamed as he was being dropped, as the deep note was being played. After the deep note stopped, Mikey hit the ground and broke both of his legs. He tried to get up, but he couldn't. Ashley and Tex walked up to him, with weapons in hand. Tex had a pumpkin bomb in his hand, while Ashley had a gasoline bottle in hers.

"Time to go kaboom with Sexy Texy and Ashley!" yelled Tex, in glee.

"You know what?!" began Mikey. "Ashley, you are worst than a bully! You are a psycho! You both are! You will have a good time in hell for your actions!"

"You are so right," said Tex, laughing. "We are psychos. Thank you for the compliment."

At that moment, Ashley poured the gasoline into Mikey's mouth, while Tex detonated the pumpkin bomb and put it in Mikey's mouth. As the bomb exploded and Mikey screamed, the scene cut to black as blood could be heard splattering.

And then, the THX logo appeared in a dark background as the same screaming deep note played, but it consisted of various children screaming. After the deep note played, Tex and Ashley dropped down and gave their speech.

"Hello, Recess Fans," said Tex. "The one and only Sexy Texy has a new partner and her name is Ashley Armbruster!"

"That's right, Tex is like the Dad I never had," said Ashley. "Together, we will defeat anyone who stands in our way."

"So remember Recess fans, If you are ever scared of me, my company, or the antagonists of Recess like Randall or Phillium Benedict, we will find where you live and hunt you down," said Tex. "Sweet dreams."

Tex and Ashley laughed while flying into the dark sky as the slogan "The Audience is Listening" appeared on the screen. It then faded to black for 10 seconds.

"That was some crazy stuff," said Uncle David, in shock.

"I know," I said.

I was about to take the VHS out until something very scary happened.

After 10 seconds, an edited picture of TJ from the scene of Recess: School's Out where TJ sees Principal Prickly get dematerialized appeared. But his eyes were black with red pupils and he was puking blood. It was accompanied with that gut wrenching/Howie scream in a loud tone.

And then the VHS ended for real.

Later that night, me and my uncle went to bed. That wasn't until we had this very strange dream.

It was when we were having a family dinner until the doorbell rang. David went to answer it. At the door was, you guessed it, Tex.

"Tex?!" I yelled.

"Hello, David," said Tex. "I heard that you were scared of me and my company."

"Those trailers were real?" asked Uncle David.

"Yes, they were," said Tex, with a laugh. "I created the Adam Kennington persona to document my killings to show the world what happens when you fear me! Your nephew, Toppy, and Kadin are all on my list. You can thank me later."

"Uncle David, run!" I yelled.

Uncle David complied and ran for the nearest exit. Meanwhile, Tex strapped a rocket to my back and sent it flying. I tried to escape the rocket, but to no avail. I thought that this was the end. As the rocket exploded, I blacked out. I woke up at an abandoned movie theater, similar to the one from the 2006 THX Movie Theater Trailer. I was in awe that Tex was real. I also feared for the safety of Toppy and Kadin. So, I ran to the nearest payphone and called Toppy.

"Hello?" said Toppy, as soon as he answered.

"Hey Toppy," I said. "It's Dave. I wanted to make sure you were alright. Tex is real!"

"Yeah, I know," said Toppy. "Did he drop you off at an abandoned theater too?"

"Yes," I said. "How did you know?"

"Because he tried to kill me too," said Toppy. "This means that..."

"WE GOTTA SEE IF KADIN IS OK!" I said.

"Bingo," said Toppy. "I'll meet you at the local coffee shop in two minutes."

"OK," I said.

And then I woke up. Good thing it was a dream. Later that following morning, I told Uncle David that I thought about smashing the tape. But before smashing it, I replayed the tape and took some snapshots before finally destroying it.

But, there are other trailers out there, in which I'll talk about more often.

The End.