Church of Anime Thighs

The **Church of Anime Thighs** is the main religion of Saladistan. It involves the worship of Anime Thighs and its main prophet is Pablo.

The church has always maintained a very special relationship with Saladistan, and plays a very important role in the culture and legislature of the village. Most citizens of Saladistan are expected to join the church.

## History

Ultin42069 made the server public on December 14th, 2020. ShxdyMemester and whoori were the first to join, and they all met together in the Village (what would later be known as Saladistan). Together, they founded the Church of Anime Thighs, which would be the main form of worship in the village.

## Overview

   The Church, on the outside, looks like any other default Minecraft Village church. Inside, however, is a statue of Lord Thiccius, and on the shrine is the Thick Potion. No one knows what may happen if one were to steal and drink the Thick Potion; most believe that doing so would leave you cursed by the gods for the rest of eternity.

   Below the church is the Enchanting Room, where the town Enchantment Table is located. A sacred rule of the village is that no resident of Saladistan is allowed to keep their own Enchanting Table for their own personal possession (a rule that has been broken many times), and everyone must use the one under the Church. Creating your own is seen as trying to start your own religion.

## Controversies

### Fighter69 and 5harky

The first controversy regarding the church was a minor one. Fighter69 and 5harky, their house neighboring the church, attempted to join their house with the church building. This happened during the church's first days, so it could be that they had not known of the church. Nevertheless, whoori and Ultin42069 discussed with Fighter69 and 5harky about it and they agreed to stay away from the church building. The issue was solved without much difficulty.

### RX8

   RX8 was the first to violate the Enchanting Table rule. Not only did he keep his own Enchanting Table, but the Enchanting Table had been crafted using diamonds he had stolen from whoori. This, along with many other reasons, was a reason for his ban. Ultin42069 removed the Enchanting Table from his house and currently keeps it with him in a chest.

### Batmannn

After the First Pablo War, whoori caught Batmannn with an Enchanting Table of his own in his Batcave. whoori and Ultin42069 tried to tell him that he was not allowed to have an Enchanting Table of his own, and that it was an old rule in their server, but Batmannn refused to cooperate. He got very mad and threw a big fit; he couldn't even follow a rule as simple as that.

After the death of Pablo, the Enchanting Table had been removed from the Batcave.

### Disappearance of the Church Enchanting Table

Shortly after the issue with Batmannn, the Enchanting Table under the Church suddenly went missing. At the time, everyone assumed that Batmannn was the culprit. Batmannn, however, denied this, claiming that if he had his own Enchanting Table, he would not need to steal the one under the Church. The Enchanting Table was soon recovered, but to this day no one knows who the true culprit was.