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A New Dawn

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## Production Details

### Written by

Andy Hamilton
Guy Jenkin

## Continuity

### Next

Sally's Arrival

"*You know what these stories are like. You turn up, and the emergency services have cleared away all the carnage so you've got no pictures. And these are just creative touches to bring home the full drama of the story to the viewer. I've won three awards with Dimbles. All right, all right, I concede that maybe I've overused him a teensy bit.
A teensy bit? This bear's visited more disaster scenes than Margaret Thatcher. It's the only cuddly toy to have taken part in the Iran Iraq War, where, as I recall, you claimed it was a mascot abandoned by martyrs of Allah.*"
―**Damien and George discussing Damien's overuse of Dimbles**
It's could be a typical day in the GlobeLink newsroom. However, this day Sir Roysten Merchant makes a takeover bid for GlobeLink. The staff band together and sign a letter against the takeover. However, the takeover goes ahead and Gus Hedges is the new manager. Unfortunately, Gus is full of management speak. Damien is reprimanded for spicing up news reports by including Dimbles, his teddy bear, as a creative touch. However, that is not slowing him down. George sacks him but Gus intervenes and has him reinstated.

# Sources

1. ↑ http://www.channel4.com/programmes/drop-the-dead-donkey/on-demand/12801-001
2. ↑ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0912703/combined
The New Approach

"*Yes, well, I sense we may be straying down Tangent Boulevard here.*"
―Gus
# Summary

George asks important questions like: 'Can news broadcasting be truly unbiased?', 'Is it right to ignore Government pressure?', and 'Where the hell are my ulcer pills?'. Meanwhile, Gus shows that beneath his cunning, slimy, manipulative exterior there is a warm, cunning, slimy and manipulative human being.

# Episode Cast

* Robert Duncan as Gus Hedges
* Haydn Gwynne as Alex Pates
* Neil Pearson as Dave Charnley
* Jeff Rawle as George Dent
* David Swift as Henry Davenport
* Stephen Tompkinson as Damien Day
* Victoria Wicks as Sally Smedley
* Geoffrey McGivern as Geoff (as Geoff McGiven)
Births and Deaths/Credits

Cast) (in credits order)

```
Susannah Doyle ... Joy Merryweather
Robert Duncan ... Gus Hedges
Ingrid Lacey ... Helen Cooper
Neil Pearson ... Dave Charnley
Jeff Rawle ... George Dent
David Swift ... Henry Davenport
Stephen Tompkinson ... Damien Day
Mark Spalding ... Pete
Victoria Wicks ... Sally Smedley
Andrew Lincoln ... Terry

```

Episode Crew
Directed by
Liddy Oldroyd

Writing credits
Nick Revell (written by)
Guy Jenkin (creator) and
Andy Hamilton (creator)
Ian Brown (additional material)
Produced by
Andy Hamilton .... producer
Avon Harpley .... associate producer
Guy Jenkin .... producer
Denise O'Donoghue .... executive producer

Casting by
Kate Day

Production Design by
Graeme Story

Costume Design by
Jo Thompson

Makeup Department
Marella Shearer .... makeup supervisor

Production Management
Jane Featherstone .... production manager

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Julie Sykes .... first assistant director: location

Art Department
Barry Du Pille .... property master
Paul Woods .... production buyer

Sound Department
Rob Butler-Biggs .... dubbing
Keith Mayes .... sound supervisor

Visual Effects by
Andy McVean .... visual effects

Camera and Electrical Department
Mike Dugdale .... location camera
Sean Moon .... vision controller
Derek Pennell .... senior camera operator
Keith Reed .... lighting director
Tony Keene .... camera supervisor (uncredited)

Editorial Department
Barbara Hicks .... vision mixer
Mykola Pawluk .... editor: video tape

Music Department
Matthew Scott .... composer: title music

Other crew
Charlotte Bevan .... production team
Rebecca Cotterill .... production team
Stan Fus .... location manager
Hilary Groves .... stage manager
Christine Hagon .... production team
Polly Hope .... production team
Carwyn Jones .... production team
John Ryan .... production team
Janice Schumm .... production assistant
Tristram Shapeero .... floor manager
Sylvia Tuck .... systems operator: Unisys
Vivian MacDonald

**Vivian MacDonald** is a contestant on *Survivor: Maldives*.

## Profile

Name: Vivian MacDonald

Age: 54

Tribe Designation: TBC

Current Residence: London, UK

Occupation: Tennis coach and also mother of four.

Personal Claim to Fame: I once saw Robbie Williams in a shop and screeched so loudly I think I made him deaf. He's so dreamy.

Inspiration in Life: My cat. She did such a good job chasing that squirrel the other day. I want to be like her, she's so determined and focused on her goal.

Hobbies: Tennis. I coach young people how to play on a daily basis. I'm no good at it myself, but these youngsters sure know how to swing that club!

Pet Peeves: Bugs. I hate bugs. They are so awful and crawly. If there are any bugs I will scream.

3 Words to Describe You: Inspirational, Bright, Funny

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Oh I loved that Lisa Welchel. What a great role model to mothers she was.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: To have FUN. What is wrong with people who can't have fun in life. Heck, I'm a 54 year-old tennis coach like come on.

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: Because I have my survivalist alter-ego - Vivtastic! Vivtastic is amazing at all survival skills from shelter building to chicken catching. So all I have to do if find my inner Vivtastic and I am guaranteed to survive.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: Oh I don't know if I'll win but I'll certainly give it my best shot. I mean hopefully I'll be such a motherly figure round camp they they'll feel bad about voting me off!
Demitri Stephans

**Demitri Stephans** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Demitri Stephans

Age: 47

Tribe Designation: Bisoke

Current Residence: Herber City, Utah

Occupation: Ex-Military

Personal Claim to Fame: Having a strong career in the military

Inspiration in Life: My son, he is the strongest person I ever met. He had Leukemia, and he came out to me, and even facing bullying and all, he continues to be positive and it inspires me, to be strong.

Hobbies: Chess, Football

Pet Peeves: Homophobic people, High-Maintenance behavior

3 Words to Describe You: Athletic, Wise, Experienced

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Rudy Boesh

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I have experienced everything a person can, survivor will be a cakewalk.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I think my strategic ability, my interpersonal skills, and strong physical ability will net me the money.
Wholock

*"OH YES,DOGE! YES GET IT RIGHT UP THERE! STICK THAT EGGPLANT IN LIKE YOU DID IN MCDONALDS"-* Wholock

**Whorelock Holmes** is the main protagonist of *Whore's cock* He is a Dick Licker from the Planet Goatse-gays. Born 3 years after The Dick-Whore, Whorelock's childhood was unknown. All that is known is that when he saw a vagina for the first time, he was disgusted by the thing and instead began inserting egpplants into his dickhole. When he discovered a Type 28 TARDIS he rescued it from becoming molested. He has traveled in time and space to deepthroat newborns ever since.

## Biography

In Whorelock's 1st incarnation, he mostly travelled with Cuntra Oswhore. His first episode was in the Series Premiere, New Dick. In the story, Whorelock and Cuntra land at an empty homosexual sex dungeon. When Wholock dies due to getting 360 noscoped by TheFinalDes, his past self is informed of his death and he is deepthroated by him. The timeline where Whorelock dies was anally molested, and nobody remembers what happened. Next episode is The Black Dick. Whorelock sent Cuntra home to masturbate to pictures of KeepWarm. After leaving Cuntra, Whorelock traveled to January 6th, 2004. A young Doge Foreskin knocked on his door hoping that he'd wank him off behind McDonalds. His owner had been 360 noscoped, and he bumped into Whorelock after watching him insert eggplants into his dick hole. And then their adventures had started. Years later, when Doge was 19, and not at all like himself as a child, Whorelock raped him for the first time! In one adventure, when Sherlock Holmes was kidnapped by my mum so they had to go and molest her. Sadly, when Doge was outside, a fatal radiation leak happened in the TARDIS, when Whorelock was inside. Whorelock regenerated into John Cena. After escaping a dream, where SanityCheck was doing nothing with her breasts in an erp, Wholock went to go wank to 'Young brunette licks grandpa all over' while deepthroating doge as SanityCheck took him up the ass

The movie that came out in July was a frightning experience as the Dentata was introduced on 20th July 2015.

The movie was a sad ending for the second whore-cock, he then regenerated into a crazy dograpist who doge does not like, this whorelock sees doge as a sex slave, doge was molested several times in both the anus and the ears.

From stopping andbroardner's infection to killing penis zero, this Whorelock will return every sunday.

The Librarian is barely seen and spoke of, but he is a one of a kind who came form the planet trizbixia, he's kind of a special cunt due to him being the oldest porn watcher in the show.

In series 4, Whorelock met a young one, Simon Adams, who had mistaken his TARDIS for a sex dungeon. Innovation labs was used in various episodes, in the andbroardner's infection, they had crash landed back their for one last time.

Most episodes in series 4 will remain as 2-Parters, with the christmas special.

This was written by Will Palmucci (the only good person in this series) and Rhys Boxwhore.
Kellie Estrada

**Kellie Estrada** is a contestant on *Survivor: Maldives*.

## Profile

Name: Kellie Estrada

Age: 48

Tribe Designation: TBC

Current Residence:

Current Residence: Atlantic City, NJ

Occupation: Poker Dealer

Personal Claim to Fame: Having my kid get accepted to Harvard University

Inspiration in Life: The Queen of Hearts. That bitch knows how to rule a kingdom.

Hobbies: Drinking, Singing, Dancing

Pet Peeves: Boring people. Poor people.

3 Words to Describe You: Life of the Party, Charismatic, Bubbly

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Abi-Maria Gomes. I don't like lairs and I don't like fake people and she does not either.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I am always looking for the next party and this seems like its gonna be a good one.

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I think I have the strategic and personal skills to get other people to carry me weight for me and my personality will make people want to keep my light around..

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I think I am just such an amazing person that people will LOVE for me to win and fall on there sword to get me to my million dollars!
Sian Clifton

**Sian Clifton** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Sian Clifton

Age: 33

Tribe Designation: Upemba

Current Residence: Chelsea, UK

Occupation: Socialite and occasional hooker (shh, secret)

Personal Claim to Fame: Shook hands with the queen. I know people.

Inspiration in Life: My dog. I live every single day to be as care free and thoughtless as her.

Hobbies: Getting pissed, being rich, having parties.

Pet Peeves: People who tell me I should grow up. Like please, 33 is the start of your life.

3 Words to Describe You: Bitch, Bitch, Rich

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: That Parvati girl showed them guys what was up. Two idols at once was genius.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: To prove to all my family that I can live on an island with no food. They don’t believe I can, but I’m up for anything.

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: If I have any problems, I’ll flirt with the guys and get them solve it. Being on the island will be a walk in the park with them on my hand and foot.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I’m a social butterfly. There is nothing I don’t know about getting people to do what I want. Flutter my eyelashes and the million is mine.
Danny Fortitude

**Danny Fortitude** is a contestant from *Survivor: Maldives*.

## Profile

Name: Danny Fortitude

Age: 37

Tribe Designation: TBC

Current Residence: Liverpool, UK

Occupation: Former porn star

Personal Claim to Fame: Some videos on the internet. You might have seen them.

Inspiration in Life: God. Because he managed to impregnate Mary without sex the cheeky bastard.

Hobbies: Sex, sex, more sex, with a helping of shopping for posh stripped suit jackets.

Pet Peeves: Religious people. They can be the worst kind of.

3 Words to Describe You: Majestic, bubbly and big, if you know what I mean.

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: There isn't a contestant like me, nor will there ever be. I'm one of a kind.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: The thrill! I worked for five years in the porn industry and I have not felt anything more exhilarating since. Maybe this will top it?

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: The elements don't bother me. I've been in dirtier situations.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I've got wit. I've got charm. These people will fall into place like the goats they are. No one has the skill like I do to win this game.
Bianca Callea

**Bianca Callea** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Bianca Callea

Age: 21

Tribe Designation: Upemba

Current Residence: Sydney, Australia

Occupation: Uni Student

Personal Claim to Fame: Winning Dolly’s Model Search in 2011

Inspiration in Life: Miranda Kerr

Hobbies: Shopping, Partying, Poetry

Pet Peeves: Poor people, Boring people, Bogan trash, When my parents cut off my credit card to “teach me a lesson about the value of money”

3 Words to Describe You: Hot, Smart, Popular

REASON for being on Survivor: The money, duh. I want to go to Europe again

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Parvati Shallow

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I survived Year 11 camp, I can survive this. I mean, we had to shower in a toilet block!

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: Because I’m hot and popular. All the boys will want me and the girls will want to be my friend.
Jarek Mash

**Jarek Mash** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Jarek Mash

Age: 25

Tribe Designation: Bisoke

Current Residence: Las Vegas, Nevada

Occupation: Porn Star / Club Rocker

Personal Claim to Fame: Having a foursome with three hot girls

Inspiration in Life: Simon Cowell

Hobbies: Playing Guitar, Fucking Bitches

Pet Peeves: People who don't tip

3 Words to Describe You: Sexy, Musical, Interpersonal

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Malcom Freberg

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: For the money

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I think I am just fun to be around.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I think people will think I am an asshole, but I am really deep and kind and believe in rights for all. I think that once people give me a chance they will see I am such a good guy, making friends, then I will snap there necks. I will be sure to bring flowers to there room in the hospital the next day though, I am just that nice.
Globelink News

**Globelink News** is the televison news station whose office provides the main setting for Drop the Dead Donkey.

The acquisition of GlobeLink by media mogul Sir Roysten Merchant, an allusion to either Robert Maxwell or Rupert Murdoch, triggers an ongoing battle between the staff of GlobeLink, led by editor George Dent, as they try to maintain the company as a serious news organisation, and Sir Roysten's right-hand man Gus Hedges, trying to make the show more sensationalist and suppress stories that might harm Sir Roysten's business empire.

## Staff

* **Gus Hedges** (Robert Duncan) Chief Executive of the company
* **George Dent** (Jeff Rawle) The station's editor.
* **Alex Pates** (Haydn Gwynne) Assistant editor and George's second-in-command, until she leaves GlobeLink for the BBC.
* **Helen Cooper** (Ingrid Lacey) Replaces Alex as Assistant Editor.
* **Henry Davenport** (David Swift) One of the station's news anchors.
* **Sally Smedley** (Victoria Wicks) GlobeLink's second news anchor, handpicked by Sir Roysten when he acquired the company.
* **Damien Day** (Stephen Tompkinson) GlobeLink's star field reporter.
* **Dave Charnley** (Neil Pearson) The deputy sub-editor and general dogsbody.
* **Joy Merryweather** (Susannah Doyle) Production assistant.
* **Gerry** (voiced by Andy Hamilton) One of GlobeLink's outside broadcast cameramen, he is usually assigned to work with Damien.

## Notes

1. ↑ His only on-screen appearance (of sorts) is at the office Christmas party, but on this occasion, he is covered head to toe in bandages.
Kenzie Abbott

**Mackenzie "Kenzie" Abbott** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Mackenzie "Kenzie" Abbott

Age: 25

Tribe Designation: Upemba

Current Residence: Belfast, Northern Ireland

Occupation: Former model turned police officer.

Personal Claim to Fame: Caught a man on suspicion of murder in a chase. Now serving a life sentance.

Inspiration in Life: Emmeline Pankhurst. A revolutionist for the suffragette movement.

Hobbies: Catching criminals. It’s my day and night job. I don’t have time for anything else.

Pet Peeves: People who waste my time with small talk. Let’s cut to the chase.

3 Words to Describe You: Unlikeable, Determined, better than everyone else

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: I really like and admire Kass McQuillen. She is what women who play Survivor should be.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: To prove that I’m not just a pretty face. I can get the job done, and I can do it better than anyone else.

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I have to sometimes rough it out in order to take the bad guys down, so I have no problem getting my hands dirty.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: Look around you. I can’t find anyone else here who has the same guts as me to go in and make this count. They won’t see me coming.
Kim Davis

**Kimberly "Kim" Davis** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Kimberly "Kim" Davis

Age: 43

Tribe Designation: Upemba

Current Residence: Huston, Texas

Occupation: Catholic School Teacher

Personal Claim to Fame: Winning teacher of the year 4 years in a row

Inspiration in Life: Jesus

Hobbies: Praying, Teaching, Dancing, Singing, Painting

Pet Peeves: Fake Catholics

3 Words to Describe You: Loyal, Honest, Intelligent

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Edna Ma

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: To prove a Hero can win this game

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: Because God will help me win, by allowing everyone to stay loyal to my allaince

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: My strong social skills will allow me to play a strong loyal game, that will end with me as Sole Survivor

## Survivor: Congo

### Voting History

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Doug Mathieson

**Doug Mathieson** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Doug Mathieson

Age: 27

Tribe Designation: Bisoke

Current Residence: Manchester, UK

Occupation: Sales assistant

Personal Claim to Fame: I once got waved at by Britney Spears when she came here for a concert - I swear to god I almost died.
Inspiration in Life: My mother. She survived cancer twice, and was the first person to accept my sexuality.

Hobbies: I love to play football, which shocks everyone because they don’t stereotype me to be doing that.

Pet Peeves: Homophobes, alpha males, people who don’t like shopping.

3 Words to Describe You: Charming, Funny, Deadly.

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: I like to think of myself as the next Todd Herzog, minus the rehab and what not.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: My mum has been through hell and back these last few years. She’s fought for her life, so I want to fight to win this game.

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I’m not scared of having to live on an island with bugs. I have to tackle grown men on a football pitch. That’s worse.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: People will forsake me as the stereotype gay and will want to drag me along. But I’m a social diva who can make moves when he needs to. So don’t be fooled.
Carys Vaughn

**Carys Vaughn** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Carys Vaughn

Age: 52

Tribe Designation: Upemba

Current Residence: Reading, UK

Occupation: Retired nurse

Personal Claim to Fame: Being the mother of five beautiful children and twelve gorgeous grandchildren. That’s all the fame I need.

Inspiration in Life: My husband god rest his soul. The love of my life and man of my dreams.

Hobbies: Working as a volunteer at the local parish church.

Pet Peeves: Anyone who is argumentative. Just be happy in life.

3 Words to Describe You: Happy, Motherly, Old… haha

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: No one was more kind than Nina Poersch.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: To have an adventure! I am bored of sitting at home watching daytime telly. I want a new adventure!

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: Oh gosh it will be difficult. But I think I have what it takes. I gave birth five times, what can be harder!

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: If I reach the end I think people will see the love I will give them in the game. But also, see that I have made moves as SNEAKY Carys!
Stephen Drummond

**Stephen Drummond** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Stephen Drummond

Age: 51

Tribe Designation: Bisoke

Current Residence: Brisbane, Australia

Occupation: Math/Science Teacher

Personal Claim to Fame: Some of my former students are quite famous, I won’t say who though!

Inspiration in Life: Marie Curie- she was a pioneer for physics and chemistry

Hobbies: Sudoku, Reading, Soccer, Chess, Backgammon

Pet Peeves: Laziness, Ignorance, People with no ambition

3 Words to Describe You: Unexpected, Logical, Witty

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Rob Cesternino 20 years into the future

REASON for being on SURVIVOR: For the game part, I love strategy games and think this is the ultimate strategic challenge

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I may not, I’m not that much of an outdoors person

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I’m calculated and logical, I will know when to make the right moves at the right time.
Olivia

Olivia is Whorelock's Companion in 'Whorelock: The Animated Series'. She fakes self harm and uses her blades to fight villains that Whorelock faces.

## Biography

### Meeting Whorelock

Olivia starts off as a cam whore who fakes her age to do shows on www.myfreecams.com. Her actual age is 11 whereas she fakes all sorts of ages so she can masturbate her pre-pubescent pussy on camera. During one of these shows, the Reverse Flash tried to kill her but Whorelock materialised the Sex Dungeon around her. Ever since he's kidnapped her to be his sex slave

## Relationships

### Doge

She fucked Doge and Whitney Wisconsin at a bar three months prior to her first meeting with Whorelock

## Trivia

* She is into hardcore BDSM
* She masturbates to bestiality
* She likes necrophilia (particularly fucking her dead grandmother)
Chezza Jennings

**Cheryl-Lee "Chezza" Jennings** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Cheryl-Lee "Chezza" Jennings

Age: 47

Tribe Designation: Upemba

Current Residence: Sydney, Australia

Occupation: Checkout Chick

Personal Claim to Fame: Meeting Kath and Kim at Darling Harbour

Inspiration in Life: Pauline Hanson- she always speaks her mind

Hobbies: The Pokies, Television

Pet Peeves: Fake people, snobs

3 Words to Describe You: Honest, Bold, Strong

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: That Boston chick from the Brawn and Beauty season

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I want to win the money

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: Because I've lived in the mean streets of Mt Druitt for 47 years, working on my hands and knees to make a living, sleeping on a dirty mattress while my boyfriend mixes ice (crystal meth) in the kitchen.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I’m a competitive person, I will do whatever I need to do to make it to the end. I’m not afraid to speak my mind, and I am loyal to people who don’t try to screw me over.
Tess Williams

**Tessandrea "Tess" Williams** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Tessandrea "Tess" Williams

Age: 28

Tribe Designation: Upemba

Current Residence: New York City, New York

Occupation: KFC Manager / Yoga Instructor

Personal Claim to Fame: Meeting Michelle Obama

Inspiration in Life: Michelle Obama or 'The Kernel'

Hobbies: Eating fried chicken, putting bitches in there place, praying, dancing, Yoga

Pet Peeves: People who hate fried chicken, people over thirty

3 Words to Describe You: Free-Spirited, Peaceful, Modest

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Kelly Wigglesworth

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: For the experience and the challenge

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I will work hard, play hard, and outwith the competition. Bond with the holy, and trash talk with the young. I can get along with anyone.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: Because I will start as seeming like a regular, holy black woman, with a ton of peacful, calm game, but when the time is right, I will stab them all in the back, on my way to the end, and they will never see it coming. I am a Gangster... but with a smile!
TroF2

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## Classification;- Safe

MT-07 is a map in [INFORMATION CLASSIFIED], New Mexico. It's plot is 2 miles long, and has a river flowing in the middle. If MT-07 is getting old, or broken foundation, Dr. [INFORMATION CLASSIFIED] must head to MT-07 with construction workers.

## Description

MT-07 is a reversed version of the TF2 Map, 2fort. Lighting has been reversed, similar to cp\_dustbowl. A Myth task force view can be seen here. (Record A)

## Record A

Private; "Am I see this clearly, what?!"

Captain; "Don't be too concerned, we need to investigate what is here."

Private; "Alright, alright."

\*The squad would enter what was BLU base's spot.\*

Captain; "The [PROFANITY] is that?"

\*The squad would come up to what would be MT-[][]\*

[End Record]
Sue

Sue, unlike Jack Davenport and several young ladies introduced that way, is genuinely Henry Davenport's niece, although her married or maiden names never come up. She is a bright, attractive, warm-hearted woman with acute aerophobia when she first appears in "But Is It Art?". George is immediately drawn to her, almost despite the link to Henry, but is convinced he could be of zero interest to any woman, let alone a positive, bright and engaging one. Helen is practically forced to throw him at Sue, and it is she who tells him that he must go to Australia with Sue when the latter invites him. Sue is planning a whole new life for the two of them which seems filled with possibilities, but when Margaret Dent suffers a stroke, George makes the almost inexplicable decision to stay in England and look after her, although legally they are divorced and Margaret has brought him nothing but pain, including Deborah. Sue is presumably on board the plane which whooshes over George and Margaret's heads while they are in the zoo in "The Final Chapter".
Scott Kempster-Jones

**Scott Kempster-Jones** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Scott Kempster-Jones

Age: 39

Tribe Designation: Bisoke

Current Residence: Stoke-on-Trent, UK

Occupation: Former military officer in Afghanistan, now full time Dad.

Personal Claim to Fame: I faced the Taliban. It’s all the fame I need.

Inspiration in Life: My best friend who got me into the military. He’s no longer with us, but he taught me to be who I am today.

Hobbies: Being a Dad. Does that count as a hobby? Besides that, out drinking with my mates.

Pet Peeves: Anyone who disrespects a fellow veteran. That gets me worked up.

3 Words to Describe You: Friendly, Truthful, Strong

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: I really liked Troyzan. That guy was hell bent on surviving despite the fact he was doomed. He was determined.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: To provide for my family. I want to give my son the life I never got to have growing up.

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I survived Afghanistan. This will be a walk in the park.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I might be one of the strongest guys out here. If strategy and social don’t work out, I’ll win my way to the end.
All Myths

* MT-01 "Solo-Map Stalker"
* MT-02 "Reptileman
* MT-03 "Realgoomba
* MT-04 "Frozeman"
* MT-05 "Craft Number 666"
* MT-06 "10th Class?"
* MT-07 "troF2"
* MT-08 "Low-Quality Playermodel"
* MT-09 "Sausage"
* MT-10 "Screachers"
* MT-11 "oZo"
* MT-12 "Helltower"
* MT-13 "Dr. 's "
* MT-14 "Scariest Slenderfortress Map"
* MT-15 "The Telephone Booth"
* MT-16 "Uber-Cola"
* MT-17 "Dr. Sentry"
* MT-18 "Play Dead"
* MT-19 "Team Killer"
* MT-20 "Your Worst Nightmare"
* MT-21 "Hydro"
* MT-22 "First Spycrab"
* MT-23 "Expert Hacker"
* MT-24 "Unknown Closet of Degroot"
* MT-25 "Mann-Give Store"
* MT-26 "The Worst Item in the Game"
* MT-27 "Blightcaller"
* MT-28 "Slendermann"
* MT-29 "Out-Of-Game Vending Machine"
* MT-30 "Dwarf Heavy"
* MT-31 "Wishing Tree of Free Hats"
* MT-32 "(Fake) Mann-Co Crate Key"
* MT-33 "Mann-Co C(RAPE)"
* MT-34 "Ghost Hat"
* MT-35 "The Civilian"
* MT-36 "Creepy Face Textures"
* MT-37 "Dr. ####'s ######"
* MT-38 "Peculiar Jarate"
* MT-39 "Peculiar Milk"
* MT-40 "Can of Joe"
* MT-41 "Satanmus"
* MT-42 "Free-2-Steal"
* MT-43 "Barney"
* MT-44 "background01"
* MT-45 "cp\_cloak"
* MT-46 "koth\_darkmaze"
* MT-47 "trade\_scp"
* MT-48 "Last Item in the Store"
* MT-49 "Christian Brutal Sniper"
* MT-50 "Painis Cupcake"
* MT-51 "Endless Skeleton Horde"
* MT-52 "(Mini) Crit-a-Cola"
* MT-53 "Ghost Cop"
* MT-54 "Immunity Cactus"
* MT-55 "Hoola Doll"
* MT-56 "Elven's Box"
* MT-57 "Model Manipulator"
* MT-58 "Neurotoxi-Mask"
* MT-59 "The Plague"
* MT-60 "Weedy Office"
Jacob Byrnes

**Jacob Byrnes** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Jacob Byrnes

Age: 34

Tribe Designation: Bisoke

Current Residence: Narrabrai, Australia

Occupation: Farmer

Personal Claim to Fame: None

Inspiration in Life: My father, he kept our farm afloat during the drought by working hard and never giving up

Hobbies: Motorbike riding, Swimming, Rugby League

Pet Peeves: Laziness, Disloyalty, Liars

3 Words to Describe You: True Aussie Battler

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Brandon from Guatemala

REASON for being on SURVIVOR: I’m a lifelong fan! I want to prove that I can get out there and win!

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I have a ton of Outdoors experience, I’m tough and physically strong

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I get along with people, so good social game. I think I have the goods to play a good strategic game, and I’m physically strong for the challenges.
Realgoomba

> Subject #MT-03
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## Classification;- "Safe"

MT-03 is to be contained in a large laboratory with a glass cell, under no circumstances must MT-03 pass the chamber doorway. MT-03 must be cared with heat, water, food and cloth. MT-03 is safely allowed to wander it's containment laboratory, but not allowed to touch anything inside the room.

## Description

MT-03 is small in appearance, standing at about .4 resize, and weighs about 33.2 pounds. The foundation is currently studying why the height of it is very unusual. The subject was actually and Engineer shrinked to a size of an [INFORMATION CLASSIFIED]. It however, does not do any harm to any other personell in the laboratory. Any strangers that provoke MT-03 will simply have it 'hide'. MT-03 has similar human characteristics, touch, sense, smell, and hearing.
Brittaney Deitcher

**Brittaney Deitcher** is a contestant on *Survivor: Congo*.

## Profile

Name: Brittany Ditcher

Age: 19

Tribe Designation: Upemba

Current Residence: Los Angeles, Californa

Occupation: Model

Personal Claim to Fame: Being a pageant queen since age 4.

Inspiration in Life: My mom

Hobbies: Sex, Partying, Being a bitch

Pet Peeves: Boring people, religious people, old people, ugly people

3 Words to Describe You: Bitch, Fabulous, Wild

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Abi-Maria Ghomes

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: To win a million bucks so i don't need to work another day in my life

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: Because I will sleep with all the boys for votes

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: Because I will sleep with all the boys for the jury votes
Main Page

## Introduction

> **Whilst in Dustbowl, Goldrush, or a map you prefer. What lies in the darkness that stalks. Abnormal, dangerous and mysterious. We are here to document these Team Fortress Myths and contain them in high-security facilities to study them.**
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Welcome to the Team Fortress 2 Myths Foundation.

**This group is a SCP-like one, if you are a fan. You can join.**

*You are granted to join, as this group is a roleplay/informational group to learn about myths that roam Team Fortress 2.*

## Foundation Rules

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Blightcaller

> Subject #MT-27
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## Classification;- Neutral

MT-27 is to be contained in a laboratory with a colossal caged chamber with no dimensions extending than 6.7 resize in Sector-[INFORMATION CLASSIFIED]. MT-27 is to not be removed from the chamber unless approved by a Level-B Scientist. Escorting MT-27 must require two armoured guards, and four robotic troopers.

MT-27's chamber must be monitored via security CCTV (Cameras), unusual behavior must be REPORTED to Dr. [INFORMATION CLASSIFIED].

## Description

MT-27 is a humanoid in appearance standing at 1.3 resize, and weighing 101.1 pounds. It resembles a Plague Doctor in 15-16th century Europe. MT-27 wears black robes, with a metallic beak mask and hat. Originality was found in [INFORMATION CLASSIFIED], United Kingdom. Scenery was reported of blood and rotting smell in the town, bodies were found reanimating very slowly in a warehouse. Myth Task Force was eventually ambushed by MT-27-1, causing multiple casulties.

## Extra Information

* **MT-27 does not speak.**
* MT-27-1 will find a nearby organism and will eat it.
* MT-27 uses MT-54 as a disease to infect any organism.

## MT-27-1

Information unknown, reason;

**Subject will die in a matter of seconds, has been known of being diseased of MT-54.**
12.5.15

12.5.15 or 12/5/15, is a group of numbers that is common speak amongst doge fed. It is believed to be the date that Leouch will return.

Also, 024680jackey recently discovered that when using the number:letter code, it comes out as "LEO"

(12=L, 5=E, 15=O)

This is not believed to be a coincidence, and many are speculating that December 5th, 2015 will be his return.
10th Class?

> Subject #MT-06
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## Classification;- Safe

MT-06 is to be contained in a room with dimensions extending no longer than 4.5 resize. Power must be turned on and left on for 6 hours straight, if power is out. Personell must alert a nearby engineer to restart the power. If not possible, a glass barrier will lower down and cover also entirely of MT-06's containment chamber.

Class-Ds are required to wear protective shades from MT-06's dangerous neon glare, causing nausea and vision loss. MT-06 is able to teleport in random areas of the facility, and even inside containment chambers. If this happens, Global Mercenary Coalitions will respond to the Site and will slowly scavenge for MT-06's neon scratches.

## Description

MT-06 is a Random Class Plaque at .7 resize, and weighing almost 1 ton. It glows neon, which is brighter than the sun making the naked human eye melt. Personell was told rumors of it can turn into the "10th class."
Out-of-Game Vending Machine

> Subject #MT-29
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## Classification;- Safe

There are no standard containment procedures stated on the document of Subject MT-29. However Levels F - E are permitted to access MT-29 for only refreshments only. (Record (UNIDENTIFIED)-?). MT-29 is stored in Containment Zones of Level D and A, and is patrolled by two armed guards with level access E, at all times.

## Description

MT-29 is a standard soda vending machine, with a standard dollar input and a coin slot. MT-29 appears to have eight buttons with unidentified drinking choices. It has not been experimented yet, and is awaiting for the next few tests.

Record (?)- July 29th, 2014, Agent Marvin { } attempted to use MT-29 to obtain a soda for his normal break time at 10:00 AM. At the request of Agent Marvin, he would dispensed an almost looking soda can. Upon drinking on the item, Agent Marvin suffered an MT-54 awareness and (WORDBLOCKED). Marvin would be sent to the nearest medical bay and was treated.

July 30th, 2014, Agent Marvin was reported (WORDBLOCKED) every hour. Medical Team recovered the item and found sewage and dead flies inside the can.
Saki Amane

Saki Amane

**Saki Amane** is a 2nd year Normal Student.

## Appearance

She has long dark hair reaching down to her back. Saki is seen wearing a long sleeved jumper over a shirt, and a short dark pleated dress.

## Personality

Not feeling that majins are all evil just because they are majin, Saki equates it with how lots of the boys bought a bamboo sword and could kill someone if they wanted, but she does not think any of them would.

## Background

Saki is with Otome in Kyoto, she whispers to ask about whether Mizuki is fine. With her sent with other majin, Saki observes that the majin class separates them from one another and she wants to believe that majins can be trusted too.

She attempts to defend Otome when they both come under attack from Wataru who is in the process of murdering students with a bamboo sword.

With the Student Council and the Banchou Group's slow struggle, Normal Students were able to live a peaceful school life and Saki is asked to give an interview.

Captured and strapped to a cross, she is the prize the transfer students will receive for murdering every majin at the academy.

## Relationships

### Otome Ryouseiin

Her childhood friend, she discusses her views on the situation concerning majin with him.

### Mizuki Asamiya

With Mizuki sent on a different school trip on account of being a majin, Saki objects to the different treatment afforded to her friend.

### Wataru Ayumi

She is sought out and attacked by him when he has his majin powers activated.
Volume 1

**Sentou Hakai Gakuen Dangerous Vol. 1** is the first manga volume of *Sentou Hakai Gakuen Dangerous*.

## Chapters

### Chapter 1

On Tuesday, 5pm on September 21, 2010, a group of people are laughing over someone getting punched and dying. Muu excuses himself for joining the conversation, but being lost, he requires directions.

Ayu Tomozuri is assaulted and uses her newly found majin powers to make her thoughts on her attackers become reality.

Muu is set on going to the Private Kibousaki Gakuen academy since he is a transfer student.

### Chapter 2

On a school trip, Wataru murders students with a bamboo blade. Saki hears from a teacher that Mizuki has awakened as a majin not too long ago.

The school academy members are shown, and Banchou Hiroshima Jyakennou.

## Characters

* Muu
* Ayu Tomozuri
* Wataru Ayumi
* Saki Amane
* Mizuki Asamiya
* Hiroshima Jyakennou
Safe Myths

## This page lists of all the Safe Myths currently in-containment and being learned on.

* *MT-03 "Realgoomba"*
* *MT-06 "10th Class?"*
* MT-07 "troF2"
* MT-15 "The Telephone Booth"
* MT-16 "Uber-Cola"
* MT-17 "Dr. Sentry"
* MT-22 "First Spycrab"
* MT-24 "Unknown Closet of Degroot"
* MT-25 "Mann-Give Store"
* MT-26 "Worst Item in the Game"
* MT-29 "Out-of-Game Vending Machine"
* MT-31 "Wishing Tree of Free Hats"
* MT-32 "(Fake) Mann Co. Crate Key
* MT-38 "Peculiar Jarate"
* MT-39 "Peculiar Mad Milk
* MT-40 "Can of Joe"
* MT-48 "Last Item in the Store"
* MT-52 "(Mini) Crit-a-Cola"
Team Fortress 2 Myths Foundation Wikia

## Introduction

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Maastricht

**Maastricht** (/ˈmɑːstrɪxt/ *MAH-strikht*, US also /mɑːˈstrɪxt/ *mah-STRIKHT*, Dutch: [maːˈstrɪxt] (listen); Limburgish: *Mestreech* [məˈstʀeːç]; French: *Maestricht* (archaic); Spanish: *Mastrique* (archaic)) is a city and a municipality in the southeastern Netherlands. It is the capital and largest city of the province of Limburg. Maastricht is located on both sides of the Meuse (Dutch: *Maas*), at the point where the Jeker joins it. Mount Saint Peter (*Sint-Pietersberg*) is largely situated within the city's municipal borders. Maastricht is about 175 km south east of the capital Amsterdam and 65 km from Eindhoven; it is adjacent to the border with Belgium and is part of the Meuse-Rhine Euroregion, an international metropolis with a population of about 3.9 million, which includes the nearby German and Belgian cities of Aachen, Liège and Hasselt.

Maastricht developed from a Roman settlement (*Trajectum ad Mosam*) to a medieval religious centre. In the 16th century it became a garrison town and in the 19th century an early industrial centre. Today, the city is a thriving cultural and regional hub. It became well known through the Maastricht Treaty and as the birthplace of the euro. Maastricht has 1677 national heritage buildings (*rijksmonumenten*), the second highest number in the Netherlands, after Amsterdam. The city is visited by tourists for shopping and recreation, and has a large international student population. In the rest of the Netherlands, the city is often seen as "foreign" mainly because of its distant peripheral location near Belgium and Germany but also its atypical culture and alleged "Burgundian lifestyle" (meaning: with good and plentiful food and beverage).

## Connection to Drop the Dead Donkey

Henry included Maastricht in the index for his planned autobiography, as a reference to the occasion Sally misread the autocue, and announced to a waiting nation that the Government had finally agreed to ratify the Maastricht tea tray.
Takuya Doseigi

Takuya Doseigi

**Takuya Doseigi**is a 3rd year student "Majin" and the president of the Student Council and helps keep security at school by observing the rules.

## Appearance

His hairline forms a symmetrical curved *m* like shape, and his dark hair is swept over the back of his head.

## Personality

He considers the Private Kibousaki Gakuen academy as a place for awakened people with power beyond human understanding.

## Background

Two years ago Takuya became the student council president and killed eighty immoral majins except for one.

During his tenure his council attempted to implement what was termed the unrealistic school rule covering sanctions against those who ran in the hallway, those with unkept clothes, to rapists and rape victims, all of them.

Remaining serious, the student council intend to use this as their cornerstone and with this affecting teachers as well, it resulted in the student council being targeted for destruction by maths teacher Hasebe.

He speaks to the vice president, Densai Akamamushi and asks how Ayu is.

## Relationships

### Desuko Uramizaki

He is asked to protect Desuko since her ability is working on Hiroshima which would result in the Banchou Groups majins coming to kill her. Takuya agrees to help her, and use her power for the student council's cause.

## Abilities

### Super Clean and Speedy Prosecution

He can kill anyone he looks at who is judged to be evil.
Baseball/Credits

# Episode Cast

* Robert Duncan as Gus Hedges
* Haydn Gwynne as Alex Pates
* Neil Pearson as Dave Charnley
* Jeff Rawle as George Dent
* David Swift as Henry Davenport
* Stephen Tomkinson as Damien Day
* Victoria Wicks as Sally Smedley
* Susannah Doyle as Joy Merryweather
* Trevor Cooper as Bill
* Ian Price as Julien
* Marcus D'Amico as Scott
* Neil Stuke as Star Batter
* Emma Freud as Interviewer

# Episode Crew

* Directed by Liddy Oldroyd
* Written by Andy Hamilton and Guy Jenkin
* Produced by Andy Hamilton (Producer), Guy Jenkin (Producer) and Denise O'Donoghue (Executive producer)
* Casting by Kate Day and Rebecca Howard
* Production Design by Graeme Story
* Costume Design by Jo Thompson
* Makeup Supervision by Marella Shearer
* Production Management by Avon Harpley

## Art Department

* Allen J. Polley (Property master - as Allen Polley)
* Paul Woods (Production buyer)

## Camera and Electrical Department

* Mike Dugdale (Location camera operator
* Tony Keene (Senior camera operator
* Sean Moon (Vision controller
* John Watt (Lighting director

## Editorial Department

* Nigel Cattle (Editor: O.B.
* Josef d'Bache-Kane (Assistant on-line editor
* Barbara Hicks (Vision mixer)
* Mykola Pawluk (Editor: video tape

## Other crew

* Mark Beaumont (Production accountant)
* Lesley Davies (Production assistant)
* Miles Evans (Production team)
* Stan Fus (Location manager)
* Hilary Groves (Stage manager)
* Suzanne Paul (Production team)
* Nick Rae (1st assistant location)
* Janice Schumm (Production team)
* Tristram Shapeero (Production team)
* Rebecca Simor (Researcher)
* Graham Smith (Technical manager)
* Sylvia Tuck (Systems operator: Unisys)
* Simon Wallace (Floor manager)
* David Young (Production team)
Squeakers

> Subject #MT-10
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## Classification;- Neutral

MT-10 is to be contained in a cell with resize 5.5 airtight at all times. The cell must be checked weekly for holes or cracks, this will make it possible for MT-10 to dig through. It is recommended that **no video surveillance or optical tools should be in the cell**. Foundation Personnel must use pressure sensors and laser detectors for presence on MT-10.

## Description

MT-10 is a deformed Scout class with similar height and weight(?). The playermodel shows deformed hands and face. It's fingers are expanded longer and much more sharper than usual. The fingers are razor sharp that it is possible to cut through steel doors. Due to the deformation of the face, MT-10 is considered to have no eyes, nose but just the mouth to be visible. MT-10's mouth can open 4x more, than the vanilla playermodel. Other features remain similar.

MT-10 is normally docile, sensors indicating it mostly sits and spends the time in the middle of the cell. However, upon viewing the face. It doesn't agro or be imitated, it goes into a stage of talking excessively. Allowing personnel to view it's face. MT-10 **reacts to swears, bullying, and trolling(?)**. At this rate, MT-10 enters an emotional state and begins screaming, crying, and raging. The person that did any of the following things will be referred as MT-10-1.

**MT-10 will do anything possible to find MT-10-1 and kill. No material can block/impede MT-10's progress of chasing.** MT-10-1 will be left traces, which can be easily recognized by. MT-10 will enter docile state and remain until it decides to return to it's natural habitat.

Dr. [CLASSIFIED] has put MT-10 as no priority to terminate it as it remains docile.