Tommy Turdler

“
Can you dig it?!
”

—Tommy Turdler, "Pilot"

**Tommy Turdler** is one of the main protagonists of *Alpha Betas*. He is the transportation expert of Alpha Team, a team secretly formed by The Energy Division, he is described as a natural born risk taker, and someone who makes quick decisions. He can be able to drive anything as he'll do anything to get from Point-A to Point-B.

## Appearance

### Body

He is shown to be short and chubby pale figure, He is seen with messy turquoise hair.

### Clothing

He wears a yellow hoodie with bear ears, a purple nose and green eyes attached to his hood, He wears what looks like ripped/cut greyish-green shorts, white socks with 2 blue stripes on it and dark gold shoes, he also has three red scratch-like lines on both sleeves of his hoodie, looking like a scar.

## Personality

Tommy is shown to be very hyper, chaotic and smug-ish, but he is also pretty chill at times, he's even shown to be a jokester. He is also described to be impressive of people, with him having the mindset of "if you say anything with confidence, people will believe it", meaning he will lie just to impress everyone, like how he lies of riding a horse, when it reality, he is scared of them and can't ride them.

## Skills and Abilities

### Skilled Driver (in Video Games)

Tommy is master of drive any vehicles on any video games.

## Weaknesses

### Strengthless

In the real world, Tommy is weak as he couldn't do any damage to the security guard.

## Relationships

click here to view Tommy's relationships.

## Behind the scenes

### Name and basis

The meaning behind "Tommy" is the Greek form of the Aramaic name Teoma, literally, meaning "twin".

The surname Turdler is most likely an expansion of the slang "Turd", meaning "a piece of solid waste".

### Debut

Tommy debuted in the series premiere, "This is Alpha Team".

## Trivia

* His Energy Division account password is **shuckingcorn**.
* Tommy has a CornHub account named **Kernel Tommy Boxers**.
	+ His account bio contains and hints out his TED account password.
	+ This is also shown in “This is Alpha Team” when he has a CornHub tab opened on his phone.
* According to his voice actor, Tyler Wine, the ears on Tommy’s hood is supposed to look like cat ears, despite the fact they look like bear ears.
* In "This is Alpha Team", Tommy is hinted to have Equinophobia (fear of horses) throughout the episode.
	+ In the same episode, he lies to his friends that he can ride horses, but doesn't attempt to actually ride one nor prove it, and often avoids it when asked to. Towards the end, he attempts to ride a horse, only to get his head smashed and killed by the same horse, after his in-game death, he admits he can't ride horses.
* Tommy is shown to be attracted to men throughout the entire series.
	+ He is shown to be nervous and uncomfortable around women, as shown in a teaser photo.
		- Although, He seemed to be attracted to Jane, this could most likely just be because she was seducing him and his friends.
	+ He's been implied to have a crush on Stephen.
		- He has been caught with the Stephen blowup doll in his bed.
			* In "CIA Security Check", the same doll is in his suitcase when entering CIA, when Jane takes it out, showing everyone, Tommy gets nervous and tries to lie that he doesn't own it.
	+ In "The Filthy Password", Tommy is shown to have had a crush on Captain Whaler.
	+ Although this could be played off as a joke, In "The Zombie Deathrun", When Tommy is revived, it's shown that as a zombie, Tommy ended up eating every dick off every dead body he could find.
* In "One of Us is Getting Cancelled!", Tommy has no idea what The Wall Street Journal is.
* In "The Zombie Deathrun", Tommy reveals he hates horror games.
* In “Tommy’s Interview”, It’s revealed that Tommy doesn’t know how to drive an actual car.
* Tommy is implied to have Autism in “Tommy’s Interview”.
* Tommy is one of the few characters that breaks the fourth wall.
	+ When he said "Oh, hey, it's the alien's wife from the pilot".

## References

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2. ↑ [2] Tommy’s hood ears is supposed to be cat ears, 20:01
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