Satan McLover (Main Universe)

***Satan Mclover*** is a demon-like, sadist and masochist entity who lives at the darkest corner of the creative minds reality. He tricks people into believing he is a kind, warm hearted old man when actually he won't give a second in reconsidering chucking you off that cliff when you two went on that romantic evening back in 1997 before you broke your leg.

He enjoys taking and inflicting pain, some believe he feeds off Pain Energy, others believe he's some sort of Pain god, in actuality, He's just finds it amusing and it stops him from falling into pure boredom.

He has a massive rivalry with Doctor Fantastic, leading into The McLover/Fantastic War.

## Biography

### Early Life

Surprisingly Satan Mclover was once a human, coming from a planet much like earth, the only big differences is that homosexuality is the norm, and heterosexuality is considered a crime. He gained an interest for pain during his 20s, before that, he didn't like all that much stuff.

On his 30th Birthday, he accidentally summoned a demonic-like entity, who transformed him into a Anti-Goody Two Shoes, to thank him, he give the creature a floppy disk containing ancient torture methods and forbidden secrets.

### The McLover/Fantastic War

Sometime during his evil terrain, he came into contact with Doctor Fantastic, the two men hated each other so much they fell into all out war.

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#### Getting to the Extensions!

McLover was trying to find new blood for his army against Fantastic, One person who caught his eye was Hair Extensions in her Generation 666 form. However, Hair Extensions was far more concerned with entering the ‘Hellish Brothers Deep Dark Demon Realm Event.’ The premier arcane magic event in the Mindfudge, where sorcerers and demonic entities from all corners of the multiverse meet and fight.

He persuade Extensions friends, Sock Gas, Dr. Koko and Out There, to betrayed her, trading Extensions to him in exchange for some fake Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards. Satan sapped her of her magic, later imbuing it into his Dark Toilet Seat and launched her into the depths of space where she fatally collided with a comet.

### Battle against Love

For The Late Night Dinner and Dining TV Competition. Mclover made a surprise appearance in series 2 where he went one on one with The Connoisseur of Love. He tried to impress the judges with his **Consommé** Devilish dish wiles jumping on a trampoline 50 feet in the air, finishing with a quadruple backflip landing on his smallest left toe. Sadly it was no much for The Connoisseur's McDonalds hamburger with KFC's chips. Jealous of Connoisseurs utter brilliants, McLover tired to kill him on TV, He missed and murdered one of the Judges. Luckily, nobody liked this particular Judge and he got away with it scot free.

### Gotta' go back in Time!

After meeting other Anti-Goody Two Shoes, Satan Mclover found himself summoned by a human on the other side of a Einstein–Rosen wormhole, He greeted the person who accidently opened the wormhole on his 30th birthday, and transformed his DNA into an Anti-Goody Two Shoes. To thank McLover, He give Satan a floppy disk containing ancient torture methods and forbidden secrets that McLover forgot.

## Powers and Abilities

### Abilities

* ***Dexterous*** - skilled in good cooking and baking.

## Relationships

### Allies

* Sock Gas,
* Dr. Koko
* Out There

### Enemies

* Doctor Fantastic
* Hair Extensions
* The Connoisseur of Love
* The Flamboyent Pedo

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* Doctor Fantastic and his Army of Skin Coloured Suited Men: Issue 1

## Trivia

* Loves the works of Sammy Davis. Jr
* He wish he met Hitler, Not because he has any interest in him, Nazis or WW2, in fact he doesn't know why he wants to meet them.
* Was once in contact with fellow sadist, The CEOs of Joe's Ice Cream, who wanted him to become the face of the company, He turned them down on a offer of 7 Worns.
* Natures Golden Boy.
* Can't hear classical Music.
* When he goes for a wee, his urine goes down in a spiral fashion.
* Never heard of the Titanic, when he does learn of it he will most likely masturbate uncontrollably.

## Behind the scenes

* The character was created by: Adam Boyes