The Inconveniencers

### Members

Melford Stringbean, Hank the Bowler, Hance Rancid, Vance, and unnamed Inconveniencer

### Goal

To Inconvenience and eventually kill Goofy Joe while resurrecting Chaz

### Former Members

Chaz Kennedy and Doctor Farty Assdinglebitch

The Inconveniencers are a group of people led by Chaz Kennedy. They were formed when Chaz casted his curse before his death, said curse allowed him to resurrect dead people and force them to Inconvenience Goofy Joe. Some people who were resurrected even went as far as attempting to kill him.

## Members

* Melford Stringbean: An elderly business man who displays himself as frail and incapable of violence, only to unveil his true powerful colors. (He is also likely a pedophile.)
* Hank the Bowler: A mob involved man who gets the upper hand against Joe but is quickly thwarted by a mysterious entity.
* Hance Rancid: A young business man and fast food entrepreneur, he is very powerful with his fighting rings. He is also very arrogant and has a quick temper.
* Vance: A sword wielding assassin who is uber-dedicated to his mission, and is the last major Inconveniencer sent after Joe before Chaz's return.
* Unnamed Inconveniencer: The last Inconveniencer killed before Chaz came back from the dead.

### Former Members

* Chaz Kennedy: The leader of the group, determined and hellbent on revenge on Goofy Joe for the wrongs he had done. Former member due to outliving the group's existence.
* Doctor Farty Assdinglebitch: The mad scientist resurrected for the purpose of creating clones to Inconvenience Goofy Joe, however, due to his smarts, he managed to somewhat resist the curse, and also outlived the group.

## History

### Season 1

When Chaz was killed by Goofy Joe, he casted a curse that promised to return him to life after a wave of Inconveniencers came after Joe. Chaz chose people to resurrect strategically, first choosing Doctor Farty Assdinglebitch, a smart man who resisted at first and even befriended the target, but soon gave in and created countless clones to mess with Joe. Unbeknownst to Chaz, however, one of those clones would soon become an ally of Goofy Joe. Goofy Joe beat Farty, but spared him, Farty was seemingly freed from the curse at this point.

Next, Melford Stringbean took the stage, attempting to scam Joe out of his couch, before a fight inevitably occurred, Melford ripped out Joe's heart, only for his powers to kick in and an adrenaline rush allowed Joe to kill Melford. Goofy Joe then took Melford's heart. Melford then woke up in purgatory, where every killed Inconveniencer, including Chaz, goes once they die. It's a place between states of being, as you're in the physical plane, but no living person can see or feel you, nor can you interact with the environment in many meaningful ways.

Hank the Bowler is sent next but his fight is cut short by Convenient Man conveniently showing up to make quick work of him. However, Hance Rancid had already been resurrected and planted in Joe's house previously under the guise of a roommate named BBQ Bacon Burger. This is when Hance stepped up and had a restaurant established in Joe's home without permission, Joe fought his employees and so he came to battle Joe himself. He is initially winning but Joe impales him upon the blade of a sword and steals his fighting rings. Hance then meets the rest of the Inconveniencers in purgatory and an argument ensues.

World class assassin Vance was next sent to battle Goofy Joe at his vacation home, they begin a sword duel where Vance initially gains the upper hand before Goofy Joe uses the stolen fighting rings to disarm him, Vance attempts to flee but Joe soon cuts him down and he perishes, but not before warning Joe of the coming storm. We later see Joe kill one final Inconveniencer, he is unimportant and unnamed, but this marks the pivotal point that enough people had died for Chaz to return from the dead, and at this point, the group known as the Inconveniencers was effectively ended, as Chaz had returned alone, and every other member was dead. The group was destroyed as Chaz began his final gambit.

### Season 2

Three of the Inconveniencers are briefly resurrected as clones and ordered to actually ASSIST Goofy Joe in his fight against Mr. Cheese. It works and they manage to beat the mob underboss, but they are promptly all murdered by Chaz with an automatic rifle.