Jackfuckistan De-Evolutionary People's Army

The Jackfuckistan De-Evolutionary People's Army (Джекфакистан Деэволюционная Народная Армия), often shortened to just De-Evolutionary or DEVO army is the military and will of the party of the Peoples Republic of Jackfuckistan formed in 1966 during the fighting between Jackfuckistan's Communists and Kachigga VIIIs monarchy. The De-Evolutionary Army after the collapse of the Monarchy continued to fight against Jose Von Chocha's warlord state until his death in December 1968.They then became Jackfuckistans National Army as a whole after the People's Republic of Jackfuckistan's formal establishment in October 1969.

## Uzbekistan War (1970)

The De-Evolutionaries fought conventionally for the first time against the Uzbekistan Army in 1970. They were initially pushed back hard during the first years of the war, relying on human waves to stall out the rapidly advancing Uzbek Army. Though in late 1971 they managed to stall Uzbekistan just 20km from Al-Rogabad, near the ancient remains of Rogs Wall. This heavily symbolic defense gave the fledgling army a much needed morale boost. In 1972 with supplies of Chinese and Soviet equipment arriving en masse the De-Evolutionary army counter attacked pushing the Uzbeks back to their border after two key battles in Danamishka and Overdorfstadt. In 1973 Uzbekistan launched its last offensive into Jackfuckistan, however was drowned by the human wave before it could advance into Al-Rogabad once again. In 1974 The De-Evolutionary Army with help from The Ginger Baker Air Force in the Great Balls on Fire bombing campaigns launched an all out invasion of Uzbekistan plowing hundreds of tanks into enemy lines with no regard for strategy. After shattering their front defenses the De-Evolutionary army pushed towards Tashkent down all highways leading to the city in a theatre known as the Highway Campaign. Tashkent fell in July of 1974 after a two week battle through the firebombed city. Islam Karimov president of Uzbekistan was subsequently killed and Uzbekistan was intergrated as Jackfuck land in 1975.

## UN War (1979)

The second major engagement of the De-Evolutionaries was in 1979 against United Nations "peacekeepers". The war starting in the dying days of 1978 and lasting until September 1979 saw the now battle hardened army fight viciously against Kurt Waldheims UN occupation army. One of the most prominent brutality tactics was barricading peacekeepers inside their own defensive positions and then burning them inside. This mostly occured at apartment buildings. Many tank skirmishes would also happen during this war, the T-72 seeing its first ever combat in Jackfuckistan, and older Chinese Type 59 going against the new types of NATO mbts. Waldheims Forces,armed with mostly submachine guns was completely outclassed by De-Evolutionary soldiers using Type 56 assault rifles and L1A1 FALs. They often just sat there and took it.

## Command

The Supreme Commander of the Devo Army is Faul McCharmely. However most campaigns and the responsibility of actually equipping the soldiers falls under the responsibility of Minister of War and Hate Ognir Rrats. Other notable generals are Sayori and Jim Borax.

## Weapons of Jackfuckistan

The De-Evolutionary Army mainly uses western (mostly British) vehicles, equipment and weaponry left from the former Kachigga Monarchy, Chinese weaponry, vehicles, and equipment, and Soviet vehicles and equipment. A notable piece is the "Energy Dome" helmet made in Jackfuckistan, first used in the war against the monarchy and then mass produced during the Uzbekistan war, which became a prominent symbol of the Army and Socialist Jackfuckistan as a whole. The other most prominent helmets used by the army are the British Mk.IV turtle shell design inherited from the Kachigga regime and produced during the Uzbekistan war alongside the Energy Dome. Some examples of Ssh-40 and Vz.53 were also used.

What set the De-Evolutionary Army apart from their other socialist counterparts was the continued use of the L1A1 and other FAL variants. When asked why the FAL hadn't been fully phased out by new Kalashnikov type assault rifles Ognir Rrats only stated "bigger bullet=more war and hate". Jackfuckistan also produced the KRAK-70 (Jackfuck: Комбат Разведка Автомат Карабин) automatic carbine, a heavily modified M3 Grease Gun with a wooden stock, handguard, longer barrel, spike bayonet, new sights and improved pistol grip. Is it still a grease gun? No. Fuck you. Best Jackfuck gun ever made. The third most widely used firearm was the Type 56 and other Kalashnikov variants.

## Tanks and other vehicles

Tanks were a key part of the Devo army. Rrats and McCharmely using them any chance they got, either out of necessity or just spite.

At the end of the Uzbekistan war Jackfuckistan was in possession of up to 4,500 tanks however this number increased following the 1979 UN war.

Tracked:

Type 59

Type 62

Type 63 (light tank)

T-34/85

T-55

T-62

T-72 (post Uzbekistan war)

PT-76

Type 63 (APC)

BMP-1

FV432 (limited)

Centurion (Mk.III-V) (limited)

Wheeled:

OU-812 (Faulswagen)

UAZ-469

BTR-60
BRDM-2

MTZ Tractors

## Military Regions

Similar to the PLA the Devo army adopted a system of military regions. These include:

Uncleland Theater Command

Al-Rogabad Military District

Armeniabaijan Military District

Persian Corridor Theater Command

Turkish and Holhol Peninsula Military District

Nine Rog Line Theater Command