Sponge RIbs foe Dinna!(SpongeRob SweatPants)

(MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR KIDS UNDER 18! MAY HAVE BAD WORDS, SO I BLEEPED THEM OUT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS PARODY IS NOT OFFICIAL YET.)

(The Beginning shows a picture of a Pirate and a Yellow Parrot on shoulder singing)

Pirate man: R' yo' ready, gangsters?

Gangsters: Hell ya, Captain!

Pirate man: I can't hea you~!

Gangsters; Then yo' god\*NOPE\* probably deaf, captain!

Pirate man: Ooooh...(Shows a Hotel room with a Huge Fish Tank, But the Captain Goes into a fit of Coughing Before we see where SpongeRob and Brashnick Live) Dang Bro, Give me one sec.(Coughs a little more) Oooohh..... Who live in a Fish tank in a Hotel?

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: Sassy n' kick\*NOPE\* n' wild as hell!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: If playin' m games be somethang yo' want!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: Then git ahead but don't yo' try ta daunt!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: (AY YO...!)

Everyone: SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob. SweatPants!

(Zooms into SpongeRob's house, where we see SpongeRob tossing and turning in his bed)

SpongeRob: (groggy) No, no, don't take my (NOPE)! NO! (He wakes up sweating and panting, realizing it was just a nightmare)

SpongeRob: Phew! What a (NOPE)in' Wet dream!(Notices his gun was missing) MY GOD(NOPE) GUN!!!(Gets out of bed and heads to the door) I better go get m' clothes on quick before i miss somethin' good!(Goes out to the door with clothes on. SpongeRob rushes into The Crusty Crash, breathless)

SpongeRob: (desperate) Mr. Thrash! We have to save m' Sweet (NOPE) Gun!

Mr. Thrash: (mocking) Oh, SpongeRob, yo''ve just been watchin' too much (NOPE) TV. Don't worry 'bout dat (NOPE)!

(SpongeRob looks around nervously while customers enjoy their meal. SpongeRob splashes water on his face to calm down)

SPONGEROB (to the mirror) I'll have to face my fears head-on! If that (NOPE)hole wants m' gun, he'll have to go through me!

(SpongeRob's imagination comes to life)

SpongeRob:(amazed) Whoa! dis be wild! (Suddenly, the guy with SpongeRob's gun appears, menacingly chasing SpongeRob)

SpongeRob: (Freaking out) Oh no! I didn't sign up for this wet dream! (Runs through the square with giant gun on his heels)

SpongeRob: (screaming) Help! Someone! BrashNick, where are you?

(Suddenly, BrashNick enters the scene)

BrashNick: (laughs) What the (NOPE) did i tell yo', spongerob? neva underestimate da powa o' a wack nightz sleep!

BrashNick grabs a giant spatula and starts swatting away the giant Krabby Patty ingredients with ease.

SpongeRob: (relieved)Brashnick, yo' saved my (NOPE)in' (NOPE)!

Brashnick: (cocky) O' course! datz What (NOPE)in' friends r' fo'. Naw letz git find harry n' teach his (NOPE) a lesson dat' dude won't forget!

(They both run off to find Harry to put an end to his plan.)

(SpongeRob and BrashNick burst in, ready for action)

SpongeRob: (angry) Harry, yo' won't git away wit' dis! hand ova m' gun!

Harry: Ah, SpongeRob, you're as (NOPE)in' dumb as ever! Your Gun iz right here!

(Harry holds up the Gun, while the real one sits safely in SpongeRob's Drawer.)

Brashnick:(smiling) Nice try, (NOPE)hole, but we no foolz. (swiftly grabs the fake recipe from Plankton's hand, replacing it with a Gun for the foulest inapropreate thing possible.)

SpongeRob: Ha! The joke's on you, Plankton! That's my (NOPE)es (NOPE), not my gun! HA!(Blows horn loudly at Harry's ear.) PUNK!!!

(Harry looks horrified as SpongeRob and BrashNick burst into laughter. they exit the walkway, feeling victorious)

SpongeRob: We did dat (NOPE), brashnick! we saved mah dirty (NOPE) from dat freaky scaremare, bro!

Brashnick: Sometimes, we just need a lil' bit o' bravery n' a lot o' imagination ta conqua our fears, my (NOPE)' homie.

(They exchange a high-five as the camera zooms out, capturing the triumph on their faces.)