The Trollge Lore, Part 3 of Part One: 3 days left guys

Poke: 3 days left guys
We have everyone we need, right?

Smg3: the room is crowded so I guess so.

Yellow: I think everyone's gone crazy.

Poke: We are all going crazy! the world is in our hands!

Yellow: Bob's pissing in a lake, Mario's singing about everyone having aids, SMG4's questioning everything, and I don't know what the others are up to

Smg4: I know whats going on! I am just questioning WHAT will happen if we DON'T win!

Poke: I am positive we can defeat this Trollge Smg4

Lillia: What is it SMG3?
And yes! We must defeat it! Remember! We'll lose too much if we ever stop!

Poke: Should we give the people who don't have powers or weapons... weapons?

Bob: I aLrEaDy HaVe A wEaPoN. mY dIc...

Poke: Okay okay, we know bob

Lillia: I have a katana and a god form so it'll be okay! But thanks Poke

Poke: Okay, we need weapons. where could we get weapons?

Lillia: Pfft- WHat're you gonna do Bob? Testosterone in everyone's faces?
Hm...Oh! How about the Black Market! That's where SMG3 got his Rocket Launcher, what do you say SMG3? Should we both go?

Bob: I hAvE sWoRdS, gUnS aNd BiTcHeS

Smg3: thats not a bad idea, I might as well go with you Lillia

Lillia: \*smiles and blushes\* Let's go! Do you have the portal ready?

Mario: Mario will go too!

Lillia: No Mario!

Mario: Yes Mario

Lillia: NO!!! Me and SMG3 will go alone!

Smg3: here is the portal. lets go- wait MARIO NO-
'both get pushed in the portal'
Well lets hope that goes well.

Yellow: Oh I'm sure Mario will behave himself

Poke: Lets hope so.

Smg4: GODDAMMIT MARIO

Yellow: Ok, so how are we going to take down this thing?

Poke: Well, the plan is, we get the people who can fight try to take him on. Then the other people not given a weapon will set up a electric field with memes.
The trollge will get lured over to the meme field and possibly die

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Yellow: And if it doesn't?

* portal opens\*

Lillia: We're back!!

* has a huge back with lots of weapons\*

Yellow: How'd it go?

Lillia: Yellow, Good! Me and 3 got TONS of weapons

Yellow: And Mario?

Lillia: He didn't do shit so me and 3 were like "Screw him" But anyways, I have...
Tommy gun for Yellow
Uzis for Poke
AK-47 for Brick
And many more

Yellow: I don't need guns. I have Pokemon!

Chuchu: Pika!

Lillia: Fine.

Brick Wallace: Why do you want to shoot me?

Lillia: I didn't say that, by the way...
SMG3...what did you want to say?

SMG3: Lillia, I’ve been meaning to say, I like you.

Lillia; \*gasps while crying of joy\*
Y-You really mean it?!?!

SMG3: Yes. I have been meaning to say this for awhile. And I need to tell you something else, something important…

Lillia: What is it??

SMG3: I like to eat, eat, eat apples and Bananas !

Lillia: \*laughs and facepalms\* Oh SMG3, you still crack me up! But... Are you serious? 👉👈

Poke: I am spamton, and I can turn into NEO spamton, but I guess a gun will be handy for me

Yellow: \*spits out water\* WHAT?! I'VE ONLY BEEN GONE FOR AN HOUR!

Smg3: um, how do I say this nicely? sorry, but I don't like you

SMG4: WE HAVE TWO SMG3s?!
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Mario: Ooh you so good you got Mario confused

Yellow: Me too

Poke: What gun did you get for Mario?

Smg3: um... 'drops down spaghetti' this is his weapon!
'Facepalm'

Yellow: Pfft

Poke: NOW we have everything now, right?
We have the people to do it, we have a plan, and the materials for it.

Yellow:...Bob's still pissing in the lake

Bob: WhAt, I dRaNk ToO mUcH hOeS tOdAy

Poke: WAIT! We are missing 1 thing!

Yellow: What are we missing?

Poke: Music to listen too while kicking his ass

Yellow: Good point

Poke: I got one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK4aPS8RQVU

Yellow: We are not using that

Poke: Aw man :(

Smg3: I got one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPL5Hkl11IQ

Smg4: No use this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SiyiHi802A

SMG3: \*Rips off his head and comes out Pikachu\*

Pikachu: Pika!

Poke: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brick wallace: Well, that happened.

Poke: WAIT, so if that Smg3 was a Pikachu, then where is the real Smg3
(Also sorry Lillia but you have been flirting with a pikachu)

Pikachu: I ate him.

Poke: Well then spit him out

Lillia: WHAT?! HEY! GET HIM OUT OF YOUR STOMACH!!! \*punches SMG3 out of Pikachu and hugs SMG3\*
SMG3 YOU'RE OKAY!!!! THANK GOD!!!!

Yellow: Whose Pikachu is this? It's not mine

Poke: I have no idea

Yellow: So now what?

Poke: We still need music to listen too while kicking ass. Any suggestions?

Yellow: I got nothing

Lillia: For the battle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2gJocXFDSE

Yellow: I'm afraid to click on this link

Smg4: how bout dis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SiyiHi802A&t=5s

Poke: Not a bad idea

Yellow: Still afraid

Poke: Well we will find something out

SMG3, are you the actual SMG3??

(then Luigi shows up) what the heck! i've been in the bathroom for an hour and i see... what's going on here

SMG3: \*Slowly morphs into Wario

Yellow: What the frick?!

Brick wallace: SMG3's identity has been stolen, evidently.

SwagMaster: \*Runs in with SMG3s head as his own\*
Oh, wait. Too late ‘cause I just did ur mom!

Yellow: wait, so SMG3 is dead?

Brick Wallace: No, I mean his identity has been stolen.
So literally anyone could be SMG3!

SMG4: So where's the real SMG3?

Brick wallace: We don’t know!

Yellow: Hm...

Brick wallace: Even you could be SMG3! Wait, I think I know where he is!

Lillia: I don't know who the real SMG3 is...BUT SOMEBODY BRING HIM BACK!!!!

Luigi: hey guys i'm not really Luigi i'm really (then he removes his Luigi mask) Smg3

(The End of part 3 of part one.. i guess?)