Joe Helms

Joe is Sugardale's Police Chief as well as an active member of his church. He supports local community events and organizations and always tries to participate whenever possible.

## Trivia

###### Facts from Tumblr Character Ask

* **Face Claim**: Triple H (Wrestler)
* **Zodiac Sign**: Cancer
* **Favorite Food**: Kielbasa with onions & peppers
* He’s tailgated at every single home game for the New Ambrosia Nectar Knights since he was born ( His dad was a huge New Ambrosia football fan and brought him when he was an infant.)
* The first time he had sex with his wife, he said he was a virgin, and has regretted lying to her about that for their entire marriage. She knows he lied about it, he doesn’t know she knows.
* He has 2 older sisters, and one younger brother. They all get along pretty well, but often come up with excuses when he asks if they’d like to volunteer at his church.
* **Body Count**: 3

###### Pretty's Tumblr Q&A Facts

* **Public Displays of Affection?**: Yes - holding hands, kisses on cheek
* **Cuddle Scale**: 8
* **Rhythm Scale**: 3
* **Can they sing well; Would they sing in the car and/or karaoke?**: Pretty good singer; Will sing in the car but not karaoke
* **Would they let MC paint their nails?**: No
* **Love Language**: Words of Affirmation
* **Gas Station Snack of Choice**: Trail mix
* **Reaction to Pregnant 18-Year-Old MC**: Miserable
* **Reaction to MC making them a playlist**: Indifferent, he’s not super into music
* **Cooking Skill**: 6
* **Are they running at the altar?**: Not a runner
* **Prefers giving oral (over other sex acts)**: 7
* **Boobs or Butt?**: Butt
* **What would they cook for MC?**: A pan pizza
* **What Grunge Rock song would they be?**: "Creep" by Stone Temple Pilots
* **Big Spoon or Little Spoon?**: Won’t admit it, but little spoon
* **Favorite Amusement Park Ride?**: The drop tower
* **If they got a tattoo, what would it be?**: None
* **Would get matching tattoos with MC?:** No

###### CC Discord & Patreon Facts

* **Possessiveness**: 9
* **Pet Names of Choice (for MC)**: Angel, Honey, Darlin'

## Notes

1. *Cuddle Scale, Rhythm Scale, Prefers giving oral and Possessiveness are on a scale from 1 to 10, with 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest.*
2. *Rhythm Scale refers to how good a character is at keeping a rhythm in music/dance.*
3. *Characters' Love Language(s) is/are both for giving and for receiving.*
4. *Pretty's Q&A Facts are in chronological order from oldest post to latest post.*

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/708717058622439424/hi-first-of-all-this-is-such-a-wonderful-game-and
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/689208792114741248/satan-here-with-the-reminder-ask-on-a-scale-of-1
3. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/690149081762365440/on-a-scale-of-1-10-whos-a-good-dancer-who-has-0
4. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/690320330299998208/who-can-sing-well-whos-tone-deaf-anyone-like
5. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/690871956011089920/can-i-ask-which-characters-would-be-down-to-let-mc
6. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/692599113268838400/whats-everyones-love-language-love-your-game
7. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/692690556749578240/whats-everyones-fav-gas-station-snacks
8. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/693206101000323072/how-would-the-characters-react-to-the-mc-getting
9. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/693395704284086272/which-characters-would-love-it-the-most-if-mc-made
10. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/693578028666830848/very-very-important-question-who-is-the-best-cook
11. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/693609213448044544/inspired-by-that-heartless-ageha-leaving-jor-at
12. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/693877399161651200/on-a-scale-of-1-to-gabe-10-how-good-are-the
13. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/693945957519425536/everyones-favorite-bodypart-butt-or-boobs-or
14. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/694036585748004864/who-would-cook-if-they-can-for-mc-and-what
15. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/695047632293412864/if-you-had-to-pick-one-song-to-represent-each-cast
16. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/695131504283631616/so-for-all-the-ros-who-is-the-big-spoon
17. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/700139706033307648/hey-pretty-its-jor-i-got-to-wondering-what
18. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/700411110067683328/your-name-is-pretty-ink-which-begs-the-question
19. ↑ https://collegecraze.tumblr.com/post/723763136866418689/would-anyone-get-matching-tattoos-with-us