Dexccept, Dexciet, Dextruction

*Dexccept, Dexciet, Dextruction* is the title of the ninth episode of the third season of The Numen Swell and the thirty third session of the entire game.

This session was played on February 17th, 2019

## Dexccept, Dexciet, Dextruction

### Writer

Jonny Christie, Matt Christie, Matt Finger, Richie Maynard, Graeme McEneany, Dani Morrison, Kyle Muller

## Plot

The Armadillo is pursued while Kifo and Burrows take a stab at Rewera Keep.

## Synopsis

Mikey is sitting at a campfire, continuously eyeing the unconscious aquatic elf across the fire. He starts fiddling with the locket and almost immediately a water elemental leaves the item. He is startled but not intimidated. He begins to question it but it can’t respond so he assumes it is friendly. Sonney is well hidden as Doda tries to explain to the savages that he has no idea where the half-blood is. They listen to him but don’t trust him. The male Hybrid has the female stay in the area while he follows Doda to where he claims Sonney is. Sonney gets the female to split from her men and confronts her. He quickly realizes that she is a mute. He asks why they want him and she signs to him that he has been killing their men and he needs to speak with her brother. The Kygrjoda is heading west bound towards Bhumi. Kifo warns Burrows that they shouldn’t be in open water but the captain is not worried. Liza mentions that the men are getting antsy not knowing where they are going but Burrows is just… doesn’t care. Kifo leaves to “take care of things” (steal treasure) and Liza offers to help him find the treasure room in exchange for an answer about where they are heading. He agrees because, he doesn’t have a reason not to.

Sahge and his siblings have been arrested again. Sahge calmly asks Kurudi to let them go and he says no. The Sahuagin asks again, with a please and the Shaman lets them because he’s just as crazy as Kifo apparently. Dex is being well, Dex when he spots three naval ships pursuing them. Rather than tell anyone he jumps off the ship and gets to those other ships where he impressively destroys all three, single handedly with some sort of black flames. Tecnic, Dawkins, and Gregory watch on in absolute shock.  Dex returns to the Armadillo and Tecnic asks him wtf he is. Mikey returns to the port, knowing enough time has passed for it to be safe. He has Chiens in a little bundle to keep her from being exposed and he looks for a way off the island. He finds it in something he never thought he’d see again, the A Mural’s Bone. He hires two men to help him man the vessel and they head out.

Kifo and Liza arrive at the treasure room and Kifo Immediately determines the currency is all fake. He grabs four random bottles of assumedly alcohol and goes to confront Burrows about his discovery. Liza is understandably upset. Luckily, Burrows is great with his tongue and convinces her that their mission is more important than gold. Doda and Okwen are “looking” for Sonney when Lanya appears to return them to the farm. Okwen and Sonney come to a consensus that they are going to take out the Ape King but they need someone to replace him. The Kygrjoda arrives at Dhulka port. Burrows and Kifo with a handful of men head to their destination as Liza is left in charge of the ship. After a few hours she is just too impatient and follows the pirate lords’ trail. Kifo and Burrows arrive at the locale. Rewera Keep. Kifo stresses that this is a dangerous place and needs them to follow his path exactly. They hit the sixth floor and were immediately attacked by a Wyvern. The men are not prepared and they lose a few right away. Luckily Kifo is there and kills the beast.

Tecnic has a meeting with Dex about his power. He demands an answer and Dex mentions that all he knows is he was in the chain room and he met a woman and now he’s here. That’s even more confusing. Kifo warns the crowd that they need to be better prepared. They move on and deal with their next monster, a Giant Ape. The jokes about hadozees happen and they don’t spend too much time but they also lose the rest of the red shirts. Kifo is ready for the next floor but Burrows wants to rest and get more men. Kifo is too impatient and burrows sighs as they move on. The Montgomery siblings arrive at Etoile after being set free. They don’t waste any time and head down to the aquatic city. They find their sister Folie. She is the most excitable by far and is ready to leave immediately. Meanwhile, Liza and a handful of men arrive at the keep, ready to enter. She sends a few in to survey the area. The Lords hit the next floor and discover just how dangerous the keep truly is as they get into a fight with a massive Hydra. They are pretty out matched but fortunately the first men arrive to help out and they kill the creature.

## Cast

### Main

* Benjamin Tecnic
* Sonney Griffin-Thorne
* Kifo Pomboo
* Mikey
* Sahge Montgomery
* Dex
* Mr. Doda
* Jack Burrows

### Supporting

* Thomas Dawkins
* Gregory
* Riri Montgomery
* Kurudi Amenkufa
* Wazimu Montgomery
* Liza Erd
* Chiens Cascade
* Aquamigo
* Okwen Montgomery
* Lanya Montgomery
* Folie Montgomery

### Guest

* Harley
* Izzy

## Trivia

* This session reveals that Dex is actually undead.
* This session introduces the remaining Montgomery Siblings. (with the exception of Alexandra Montgomery, the eldest)
* This is the last session Matt Finger appears in. He left the show for unknown reasons.