Robert the Genius/Transcript

The following transcript from the second episode of *The Adventures of Leah Thompson*, Robert the Genius.

## Act 1: The Exciting News

(Intro)

(Shows the title card with artwork of Robert with list of chores floating near him)

TEXT: Written by DAVID N. WEISS & ROBERT W. STAINTON

TEXT: Storyboard by LAUREN FAUST & SAM SIMON

TEXT: Produced by DONICK CARY

TEXT: Co-directed by DAVID SILVERMAN

TEXT: Directed by WES ARCHER

(Fades to black)

(Fades to McGuire Manor, then zooms into the living room, Robert is sitting on the couch.)

Robert: (sighs) I feel kinda bored today. Maybe, I should watch a cartoon on Channel 5. That always cheer me up.

(Turns on the TV)

Robert: Now that's more like it!

Station announcer (on the TV): Teenage Mutant Angry Ninja Dogs will be right back after these-

(The TV gets turned off)

Robert: Hey! I was watching that.

Leah: Robert, i have some good news.

Robert: What news, Leah?

Leah: The teacher says that you don't have to go to school every day, is that sound good.

Robert: Really.

Leah: (nodding her head) Yes, you can do whatever you want.

Robert: Alright!

(When George and friends comes into the living room with exciting news)

George: What's all the racket about?

Robert: Leah told me the exciting news about not going to school every day, and now we can do a lot of chores around McGuire Manor.

George: Wow, Robert. That's fantastic.

Homer Simpson: Whoo hoo. That will be-D'oh!

Crash Bandicoot: Yee-HAW! Doing chores is the best thing we ever did around McGuire Manor.

Alexander: Okay! That'll be a piece of cake for doing chores every day.

Coraline: (Talking to Robert) So, did you hear about the exciting news?

Robert: Yes.

Margo: (Talking to Robert) You won't have to go to school every day, just the teacher said.

Leah: (Talking to Robert) And also i called your parents about this, they will be coming shortly.

Robert: (happy) Really, now my parents are coming over to McGuire Manor. Thanks girls. (walks away)

(wipe transition)

Robert: (walking) (sighs, when smiling) I love chores, sometimes chores are the most daily thing around every day.

(To the living room, Bloo is sitting on the couch)

Bloo: So, i heard that your parents are coming over to The Geo Mansion.

Robert: Yep, they'll be coming over any minute now.

Bloo: Cool. I wanna meet them, can i, can i!

Robert: Not yet, they'll be coming over any minute.

Bloo: Oh.

(Fades to black)

## Act 2: Taking A Tour Around McGuire Manor

(A doorbell is heard, and Leah opens the door)

Leah: Hello.

Robert's Mom: We're here to see our son is doing?

Leah: Robert, he's probably great, and you're going to meet my boyfriend and friends, come on in.

(Robert's parents come inside McGuire Manor)

Leah: Welcome to McGuire Manor, the place is where George, who is a leader and friends are the members.

Robert's Dad: Jeepers, this place is where the people stay.

Leah: Don't worry, i will show you the tour around McGuire Manor.

(At the living room, where George and friends are sitting on the couch)

Leah: This is the living room, you're going to meet my boyfriend and friends.

George: Hi there, welcome to McGuire, My name is Geroge McGuire and we start missions and fight the bad guys like Mr. Doom.

Robert: Mom, dad. So glad you guys come.

Robert's Mom: Aw, we're so glad to see how our son is doing?

Leah: He's doing awesome. This is Hamilton.

Hamilton: I'm Hamilton, the coolest android ever. Nice to meet you.

Robert's Mom: Nice to meet you too.

Leah: This is Homer Simpson.

Homer: How's it going?

Leah: This is Crash, he's awesome.

Crash: Hello, you wanna try some Wumpa fruit, they're good for ya.

(Robert's parents eat the Wumpa fruit)

Robert's Mom: Mmm, this fruit is actually good. What are Wumpa fruits?

Crash: They're the most popular fruit that looks like mango, Wumpa fruit is my favorite. Yummy.

Leah: These are my best friends, Coraline and Margo.

Coraline: (waving to Robert's parents) Hi.

Margo: Hello, pleased to meet you.

Leah: And the rest of my friends, this is Bloo, Bobby, Alexander, Peter and Stereo, and that's all the friends i have at the McGuire Manor.

Peter: Wow, our new house guests, what are they going to do.

Leah: Peter, some people come over to McGuire Manor, and that's why they're our new house guests.

Peter: Oh, well that makes sense. Can you show them around the tour.

Leah: Okay, Peter. (walks away)

George: I'm going with you. (walks away)

Stereo Twin 1: House guests, huh?

Stereo Twin 2: Some people are real nice to come over to McGuire Manor.

Homer: D'oh!

Bobby: (giggling) You're funny, Homer.

## Act 3: Taking A Tour Around McGuire Manor Part 2

(At the kitchen)

Leah: Now where we're we. Here's the kitchen we cook something for dinner tonight.

(At the dining room)

George: Here's the dining room, we all sit here to eat dinner.

(At the bathroom)

Leah: This is the bathroom.

(At the hallways)

Leah: (walking) This is me, Coraline and Margo's bedroom, where i can sleep with my roommates.

George: (walking) This is me and Hamilton's bedroom, Robert's bedroom, Homer and Crash's bedroom, and- (suddenly passes 5th bedroom, continues walking till he stopped) Whoops, did i pass Bloo, Bobby and Alexander's bedroom? Sorry. This is Bloo, Bobby and Alexander's bedroom, and last but not least, Peter and Stereo's bedroom, where we can sleep with each roommate.

Leah: And that's all the 6 bedrooms we have in McGuire Manor. Now let's see...

(wipe transition)

(At the living room)

(Robert is trying to open the ketchup, suddenly, he got ketchup at everyone and his clothes)

Robert: Um, anyone else that knows how to clean ketchup stains off my clothes?

(At the laundry room)

Leah: This is the laundry room, we wash clothes, towels and blankets that had stains all over them. (When Robert comes into the laundry room)

George: Robert, what are you doing here, and why is there ketchup all over your clothes?

Robert: I came because i have to wash my clothes. While i was trying to open the ketchup and got all over my clothes.

Leah: Don't worry, Robert, i'll handle your clothes by washing them in the washing machine.

Robert: Okay, but i have to change my clothes first. (runs off-screen)

George: What's with him anyways.

Leah: Not that i know of.

(When Robert comes into the laundry room, wearing normal clothes, holding his ketchup stained clothes)

Leah: I can wash your clothes.

Robert: No, i'll wash them. (throws his stained clothes; put laundry powder, closes and turn on the washing machine) That oughta do it.

Leah: (happy) Good for you, Robert.

George: Yeah, you don't have stains on your clothes.

Robert: This was the last time that had stains all over my clothes, right Leah.

Leah: You've always changed your clothes, Robert.

Robert: Obviously, that happens when Homer has smelly odor that his clothes wore 2 weeks in a row.

Homer (off-screen): I heard that!

Robert: Yuck. (disgusted) Pretty gross, huh?

Leah: I think it's time for the party, because it's 4 o'clock, which the party has not started yet.

Robert's Mom: We will have to wait until 6 o'clock.

George: It seems to devastate to a form of the party. I guess we're finished touring around McGuire Manor.

(Leah, George, Robert, and Robert's parents walk out of the laundry room)

(Fades to black for commerical break)

## Act 4: Pizza's Here

Leah: Now where do i find the phonebook, (opens the drawer, Bloo jumps out of the drawer)

Bloo: Whoa! I can breathe again.

Leah: Bloo, what are you doing in the drawer? I thought you could have trapped in here while i was trying to find the phonebook, have you seen it?

Bloo: The phonebook, oh you mean (holding the phonebook) this what you're looking for.

Leah: I've been looking for this phonebook, thanks, Bloo.

Bloo: No problem.

(Leah opens the phonebook)

Leah: Mama Joan's, where is it. I can't see the number of Mama Joan's.

Bloo: Well, you need glasses you can see them.

Leah: Wait, that's it! Maybe Alex can help find the number and i'll call to order, you're such a good helper, Bloo.

Bloo: Ah shucks, who needs 'em anyways. (walks off-screen) See ya.

Alexander: You was looking of the number, that's cool. (muttering) (sees the Mama Joan's number 734-7281)

Leah: That's the one i was looking for. (grabs the phone and press each number, and dials) Hello, i like to order 50 pepperoni pizzas with extra cheese and 30 breadsticks. (phone talking) For how long. (phone talking) 20 minutes, alright! (phone talking) 50 dollars and 75 cents. (end call) So, what's going to happen, the pizza will come for about 20 minutes.

Alexander: Yep, piece of cake, now we'll have to wait for the pizza to come.

(It cut to the scene where McGuire Manor members dancing to pop music) (Doorbell ring is heard)

Leah: I'll get the door. (opens the door with Pizza Delivery Woman carrying 50 pepperoni pizzas and 30 breadsticks)

Pizza Delivery Woman: That'll be 50 dollars and 75 cents. (Leah gives the Pizza Delivery Woman a 100 dollar bill and gave them to her) Have a great day.

(Leah closes the door)

Leah: Pizza's here!

(Record scratch)

## Act 5: Eating the Pizza

(The next scene shows everyone eating the pizza in the dining room)

Leah: You know, sometimes i order pizza in the first place, (Talking to George) what are you think, George?

George: That was delicious, that was the most satisfying food in the world.

Coraline: Pizza's the best thing i've ever had.

Homer: Hmm, pizza. (opens his mouth, with drool drops at Bloo)

Bloo: Ew, Homer. (drool drops all over him) Cut it out, get outta here!

Homer: D'oh!

Crash: Hey, Bobby. You wanna hear a super famous joke.

Bobby: Sure.

Crash: Okay, what happens if you had bugs in your hair.

Bobby: What about my hair?

Crash: You got "Head-Lice" all over your hair!

(Comedy Drum is heard)

(Crash and Bobby laughs)

Bobby: Jeepers, Crash, that was hilarious. I can record that you're saying "Head-Lice".

Crash: Yeah, that would be super hilarious if everyone can hear the super famous joke.

Bobby: Yeah.

Hamilton: Who wants chocolate sundae?

All (except Hamilton): Me me me!

Peter: Oh boy, i would love chocolate sundae, they are really chocolaty and pure rich!

(clock wipe transition)

Leah: Now, is everyone done.

(Everyone nods)

George: That's good to hear, now we finished eating pizza and chocolate sundae for dessert, what are we going to do today?

Leah: I know, we could clean the McGuire Manor and start the party. What do you say?

Robert: That sounds great.

Hamilton: Absolutely!

Robert: And you mom and dad. Are you gonna join the party with us.

Robert's Mom: Sure, we will join you the party since we've been here since this morning.

(When Stereo comes in and call everyone)

Stereo Twin 1: Hey guys, it's passed 6 o'clock. The party's already started!

Stereo Twin 2: And you guys don't wanna miss out.

## Act 6: Let's Get This Party Started

(It cut to Stereo as a DJ, with radio and speakers)

Stereo Twin 1: Alright then.

Stereo Twin 2: Now let's get this party started!

(Pop music plays)

(Leah and her friends are dancing on the floor)

Leah: Cool dance moves huh, George.

George: No, this i call this a cool dance moves (doing the break dance) Ta-da!

Leah: Wow George! You really good at break dancing.

George: Perfect moves. Hey, want some drink. (walks to the fruit punch) Now who wants some fruit punch? Anyone. (Talking to Leah) Sweetie, are you gonna try it.

Leah: Sure, (sips) that was good.

George: Hey, how about some fun and games at the arcade, they're tons of fun to get high scores.

Leah: Hey, that sounds like fun.

Crash: (Talking to Homer) Hey Homer, watch me do the victory dance. (doing the victory dance) Ta-da!

Homer: Whoo hoo! Great job Crash, you remembered when you complete all levels of the game.

Crash: Yep, it always happens when i defeat all bad guys all the time.

Homer: Oh.

(Shows Leah with George, Hamilton and Bobby watch Leah playing Super Mario Kart on SNES with George)

Hamilton: C'mon Leah, you can win it!

Bobby: You're gonna make it!

(Shows the game screen saying "You win")

Leah: (cheers) I win!

George: (sad) And i lost.

(The scene cuts to Robert standing on the floor, feeling shaky and nervous)

Homer: C'mon Robert, you know how to dance.

Crash: Yeah, i can do that twice. (doing the victory dance again) Ta-da!

Robert: No thanks.

Bloo: But i can. Watch me. (doing the worm dance)

Robert: (nervous) I-i can't.

Bloo: What! Why not?

Robert: Because...

Peter: Because what? You know what that means. Let's boogie! (snatches Robert)

Robert: Whoa! Peter, what are you doing?

Peter: Making you dance on the floor.

Robert: But-

Peter: No buts. I can make you spin around in circles.

Robert: (shocked) What!

(Fades to black for commercial break)

## Act 7: That Was BANANAS!

Peter: I just wanted to spin around in circles.

Robert: (shocked) Don't do it, Peter!

Peter: I-i've never made you feel sick when i spin you around.

Robert: No seriously, don't even do it with the spining thing!

Peter: But i can make you feel by spinning around in circles. (spins Robert)

Robert: Whoa! (knocking the fruit punch spilling on the floor) Sorry!

Coraline: I'm not cleaning that up.

Margo: And he spilled the fruit punch all over the floor, he was very lucky that the fruit punch splashes all over my clothes.

Coraline: Tell me about it.

(It cuts to Bobby spins the wheel)

Bobby: And who's the lucky one? (Talking to Crash) You.

Crash: Yee-haw! I'm the lucky one.

Bobby: You win 10 thousand dollars.

Robert: (still spinning) (knocking the spinning wheel) Oops!

Bobby: Okay, show's over people.

(It cuts to Leah with George playing Dance Dance Revolution, Robert spinning in the arcade room)

George: Is that Robert?

Leah: What's Robert doing in the arcade room, if he spins too much, the arcade room will be (looks at the arcade room wrecked) wrecked. (looks at Robert laying on the floor)

George: Robert.

Leah: Are you okay.

Robert: What happened?

Leah: Robert, that was **BANANAS!**

George: And you danced by spinning.

Robert: Thanks guys, is it time for my parents to go home?

## Act 8: Thanks For Stopping By/Ending

(Fades to Robert's parents are heading to the door)

Robert's Mom: Wow, that was extremely fun at the party.

Leah: Yep, listen sorry about the mix-up. It was just a big fun day at George Manor.

Robert's Dad: It's alright, we did well-behaved.

Robert's Mom: I'm so glad we came over to Geo Manor.

Robert's Dad: Our son is dancing by spinning around by wrecking stuff.

Leah: I know, anyways, I hope you guys have a good time.

Robert's Mom: Okay, we can come back and visit anytime.

Leah: Thanks for stopping by.

Robert's Mom: Take care.

Robert's Dad: See you later alligator, oh, make sure to tell our son i said bye.

Leah: Okay. (Robert arrives) Your dad said bye and you are super crazy when you spin around and knocking things over.

Robert: Yeah, i've been so much fun when Peter spin me around.

Peter: That happens when i make you boogie at the party and knocking the fruit punch and wrecking the arcade room, that was extremely **BRUTAL!!**

Robert: Yeah, i did that for the first place.

George: Relax, Robert, sometimes when you feel like clumsiness.

Robert: I'm not clumsy, i'm feel great.

Crash: Well i'm not clumsy as Homer is.

Leah: Uh, Crash.

Crash: It was super brutally fun when Peter make Robert spins around in circles.

Leah: (Talking to Crash) Look behind you!

Crash: Where? (turns around and see Homer with an angry expression on his face) Uh oh.

Homer: Why you little!

Crash: (running) Woah!

Homer: Get back here you! (running off-screen)

(Leah and George look at each other)

George: Jeez, what's gotten into him?

(Fades to black)

(Shows the "That's All Folks" background with music playing)

(The hole rips open, Homer chasing Crash)

Crash: (running, screaming) **WOAH!!!**

(Robert pops up and looks at the camera)

Robert: And that's all folks. (blinks his right eye)

(Fades to black)

(Credits)