Stop Acting Like the Karen

## Subpages

**Stop Acting Like the Karen** is the fifth episode of *TSM The Amazing Race 14: Redemption Time*.

## Story

Leg 5 (Based off Leg 6 of The Amazing Race 33)

The race resumes at Marktgasse.

Zach & Brittnee will depart 1st at 11:59 PM.

**Route Info:** Teams must fly to Bastia, Corsica, France. Upon arrival, they must take a marked van and direct their driver to Belvédère de Corte, where they would find their next clue and a canister of goat milk.

**Zach:** "OK TAXI OVER HERE IDIOTS."

**Brittnee:** "We are strong we are good and Abi hates us so thats great."

**Zach:** "Ok here it is. The airport is empty there is only a few people working so its a long line but we got a nice lead."

**Brittnee:** "Hi lady."

**Flight Attendant:** "Excuse me thats not how you talk to us"

**Brittnee:** "Ok Karen."

**Zach:** "So we got on a good flight but obviously does not leave till Tomorrow.

Zach & Brittnee’s Flight arrives 11:54

Halcy & Ashley depart 2nd at 12:41 PM

**Halcy:** "We broke away last leg because we amazing."

**Ashley:** "We need to stay ahead."

Halcy & Ashley are on the flight arriving at 11:54 PM

All the teams get on this flight

**Maddie:** "After having a tough last leg we are now caught up with all the other teams."

**Brandon:** "We beat our placement last time now we should beat Ashley."

**Ashley:** "Hey I heard that."

**Brandon:** "Then maybe you shouldn’t be best friends with Clara."

**Ashley:** "What did I even do in the first place."

**Sonic:** "Uturn us and send us home? Does that ring a bell."

**Ashley:** "Hmm nope I do not remember that."

**Brandon:** "You were jealous of us."

**Ashley:** "I don’t even know who you are. Like no one even remembers you?"

**Brandon:** "I was the winner of survivor 4."

**Ashley:** "I was the winner of big brother 4? Legit I am not sure even sure you won. Like who are you? I don’t even know your name."

**Brandon:** "Brandon the king."

**Halcy:** "No ew."

**Abi:** "I thought you were Brandon the stick."

**Brandon:** "Why are you getting involved your irrelevant."

**Abi:** "I’m much more relevant then you. I can guarantee I am much more memorable then you are."

**Turt:** "Pimple face, Abi is crazy."

**Abi:** "Shush I am with Mali your loved one from Con Dao. Guess he don’t love you no more."

**Mali:** "When did I ever love Turt in the first place?"

**Karen:** "HEY WHY ARE YOU GUYS STANDING HERE I WANTED TO SIT HERE."

**Zach:** "Ew the flight attendant is back."

**Brittnee:** "Why is she yelling like does she want TV views.

**Bwinter:** "Does this have to be a repeat of season 1, can we change flights again."

**Abi:** "I mean I heard of a flight landing 2 hours after this one and if you want to go on that flight I would highly appreciate it."

FLIGHT IS NOW BOARDING

Flight Leaves.

**Abi:** "We live for the drama going on. Now we need to get first place."

Flight lands.

**Abi:** "Where are the marked vans!"

TEAMS ALL GET ON MARKED VANS

**Ashley:** "So were on a van and were gonna win."

**Max:** "We are with are allies Brandon & Sonic and were gonna continue to work together for our all guys alliance."

**Sonic:** "We just got beat them because its all about speed."

**Detour:** Say Cheese or Mule, Please?

**Choice A:** *Say Cheese*
Teams must deliver their canister of goat milk to Fromagerie Fermière Chez Jean Paul & Claire, where they must use the milk to follow a traditional Corsican recipe to make three baskets of brocciu cheese to the judge's satisfaction to receive their next clue.

**Choice B:** *Mule, Please*
Teams must properly attach a saddle and harness to a mule, following a provided example as reference, then load their canister of goat milk can onto it as well as another provided milk canister. They must then lead their mule to Fromagerie Fermière Chez Jean Paul & Claire without spilling any milk and deliver the milk canisters in exchange for their next clue.

Brandon & Sonic are doing Mule, Please

Jack & Max are doing Mule, Please

Halcy & Ashley are doing Say Cheese

Zach & Brittnee are doing Say Cheese

Mali & Abi are doing Mule, Please

Exploit & Hali are doing Say Cheese

**Exploit:** "Do we get to take a picture"

**Hali:** "I don’t think thats what that means."

Bwinter & Turt are doing Mule, Please

Maddie & Evette are doing Mule, Please

**Abi:** "Ok there are Jack & Max lets follow them."

**Max:** "Ugh only our guys alliance is suppose to follow us not them."

All teams make the detour

**Hali:** "So move that."

**Max:** "Ugh do that."

**Turt:** "Lets go fast."

**Bwinter:** "Those stupid people can’t beat us again I hate when stupid people act stupid."

**Ashley:** "Somehow were the only two teams here which is kind of funny."

**Hali:** "Did you forget about us."

**Zach:** "Well you are quite forgettable."

**Exploit:** "Rude."

**Ashley:** "Hey that should help you during the next uturn. People won’t remember to uturn you."

**Halcy:** "We don’t have to see those uglies."

**Maddie:** "Stupid animal cooperate."

**Evette:** "I don’t think the animal will like you said that."

**Maddie:** "Since when do these animals speak english? Maybe if I spoke french they would understand it better."

Bwinter & Turt finish detour currently in 1st place

**Route Info:** Teams must take their van to Verghellu Canyon Altipiani, where they would find their next clue.

**Bwinter:** "Ok driver go here."

**Turt:** "That isn’t directions."

**Bwinter:** "Well it is now."

Exploit & Hali finish detour currently in 2nd place

**Hali:** "Whos forgettable now."

**Zach:** "Did someone just say something?"

Brandon & Sonic finish detour currently in 3rd place

**Sonic:** "Hopefully were ahead of Halcy and…"

**Brandon:** "THAT WHALE!"

Halcy & Ashley finish detour currently in 4th place

**Ashley:** "We got to beat them b’s."

**Halcy:** "yes we got to."

**Turt:** "Ok here we go."

**Bwinter:** "This way."

**Turt:** "Once again that is not how directions work."

**Bwinter:** "Fine then the other way."

**Turt:** "How did you get a drivers license?"

**Bwinter:** "I used the self driving method without my instructor noticing."

**Roadblock:** One team member must go canyoning through a 2.4-kilometre river course, which included leaping off of small cliffs into pools in the river, riding down a zipline, and sliding down portions of the canyon, while searching for their next clue.

Bwinter is doing the RB

Zach & Brittnee finish detour currently in 5th place

**Max:** "Hmm just that part."

Mali & Abi finish detour currently in 6th place

**Abi:** "TAKE THAT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

**Max:** "Abi’s annoying."

**Abi:** "Hopefully Max gets out."

**Maddie:** "Oh ew its just us and them."

Sonic is doing the RB

Halcy is doing the RB

**Hali:** "Oh we went the wrong way."

**Exploit:** "Your kidding, hopefully we are not too far behind."

Jack & Max finish detour currently in 7th place

Maddie & Evette finish detour currently in Last place

**Maddie:** "They uturned us and they will lose."

Bwinter finishes the RB currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must take their van to Cardiccia Dam, where they must inflate a kayak, then paddle their way up the Tavignano river to check in. The last team to check in may be eliminated.

**Halcy:** "Oh my gosh this is steep."

**Sonic:** "Halcy going slow so I will pass her."

**Halcy:** "Rude!"

Brittnee is doing the RB

Mali is doing the RB

Sonic finishes the RB currently in 2nd place

Halcy finishes the RB currently in 3rd place

**Bwinter:** "Ok lets kayak."

Bwinter & Turt you are team number 1!

You win a trip for 2 from travelocity and you are going to Argentina.

Brittnee finishes the RB currently in 4th place

**Zach:** "Lets get out."

Mali finishes the RB currently in 5th place

**Abi:** "We need to do this right."

Max is doing the RB

Exploit is doing the RB

Maddie is doing the RB

**Evette:** "Ok we can do this."

**Sonic:** "Wait they are already paddling."

**Ashley:** "Fast woo."

**Brandon:** "Catch them aw we capsize."

Halcy & Ashley you are team number 2

**Halcy:** "Woo again!"

Brandon & Sonic looks like your all wet, your team number 3!

Max finishes the currently in 6th place

Exploit finishes the RB currently in 7th place

**Maddie:** "Ugh this is scary but we are not going home today

Maddie finishes the RB currently in Last place.

Zach & Brittnee paddle hard

**Zach:** "I am tired."

**Brittnee:** "Bruh stop acting like the Karen."

Zach & Brittnee you are team number 4!

**Mali:** "Hmm were a bit lost."

**Abi:** "Hmm we need to stop and see what were doing."

**Mali:** "Go back that way maybe."

**Max:** "Hmm which way."

**Hali:** "Ugh they went that way lets follow."

**Maddie:** "I think this might be it!"

**Evette:** "Lets paddle, till the end."

**Maddie:** "Come on hard this might be the end."

Maddie & Evette not your day huh

**Maddie:** "Yeah we were in the back and it just fell apart."

**Evette:** "We really wanted to go further but today just was not it"

Well I am glad to tell you that you can go further because your team number 5!

**Maddie:** "WHAT!"

**Evette:** "The leg we fight, and the leg we think were out we did better then usual maybe we just need to fight more. That should be our strategy."

**Hali:** "Oh they went the wrong wya take a loop and were back there."

**Abi:** "Hmm follow those people its a marked van."

Mai: "Who are we following?"

**Hali:** "Come on we need to paddle hard."

**Max:** "Oh I think I see it."

**Abi:** "We need to go go go go!"

**Mali:** "Its them."

**Hali:** "Keep going!"

**Exploit:** "Ugh capsizing we need to turn that around."

**Max:** "Come on for all the guys alliance."

**Hali:** "Lets get out go go!"

**Exploit:** "Ugh its slippery."

**Abi:** "Come on lets run."

**Max:** "Lets hit there canoe so they trip in the water."

Exploit trips in the water

**Exploit:** "Hey!!!!"

**Jack:** "Lets go lol!"

**Max:** "Sorry it was an accident."

Mali & Abi you are team number 6!

**Jack:** "Run!"

**Hali:** "Oh here those flops."

Jack & Max you are team number 7!

Exploit & Hali you are the last team to arrive and have been eliminated from the race

**Hali:** "That was a dirty move not going to lie."

**Jack:** "Its a game."

**Exploit:** "This game should be fair."

**Max:** "Life's not fair. It was unfair when I was not picked for Big Brother 4."

**Abi:** "You hit them."

**Jack:** "It was an accident Abi."

**Hali:** "How is coming straight for us an accident? You are not getting our jury votes."

**Jack:** "Do you know what game this is. I thought you made finale. I guess that says something about how likable you were?"

**Phil:** "Maybe you all just need a quick drink of water."

**Hali:** "Ok, Max how does this taste on your face."

**Max:** "That was nice and refreshing thank you have a good day."

**Exploit:** "Bye lets make a dramatic swim exit."

**Hali:** "Bye all of you!"

## Route Markers

* Pit Start
* Route Info 1
* Detour
* Route Info 2
* Roadblock
* Route Info 3 and Pit Stop
 The order of departure from Marktgasse are as follows:

1. Zach & Brittnee (11:59 pm)
2. Halcy & Ashley (12:41 am)
3. Jack & Max
4. Exploit & Hali
5. Mali & Abi
6. Bwinter & Turt
7. Brandon & Sonic
8. Maddie & Evette

Only Zach & Brittnee and Halcy & Ashley's departure times were shown. Teams must fly to Bastia, Corsica, France. Upon arrival, they must take a marked van and direct their driver to Belvédère de Corte, where they would find their next clue and a canister of goat milk.

**Choice A:** *Say Cheese*
Teams must deliver their canister of goat milk to Fromagerie Fermière Chez Jean Paul & Claire, where they must use the milk to follow a traditional Corsican recipe to make three baskets of brocciu cheese to the judge's satisfaction to receive their next clue.

Exploit & Hali, Halcy & Ashley, and Zach & Brittnee chose this task.

**Choice B:** *Mule, Please*
Teams must properly attach a saddle and harness to a mule, following a provided example as reference, then load their canister of goat milk can onto it as well as another provided milk canister. They must then lead their mule to Fromagerie Fermière Chez Jean Paul & Claire without spilling any milk and deliver the milk canisters in exchange for their next clue.

Brandon & Sonic, Bwinter & Turt, Jack & Max, Maddie & Evette, and Mali & Abi chose this task. Teams must take their van to Verghellu Canyon Altipiani, where they would find their next clue.

 The team member assigned to this Roadblock must go canyoning through a 2.4-kilometre river course, which included leaping off of small cliffs into pools in the river, riding down a zipline, and sliding down portions of the canyon, while searching for their next clue.

The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:

* Brandon & Sonic
* Bwinter & Turt
* Exploit & Hali
* Halcy & Ashley
* Jack & Max
* Maddie & Evette
* Mali & Abi
* Zach & Brittnee
 Teams must take their van to Cardiccia Dam, where they must inflate a kayak, then paddle their way up the Tavignano river to check in.
For coming in first place, Bwinter & Turt won a trip for two to Argentina, provided by Travelocity.

## Leaderboard

**Legend:**
     First Place •      Eliminated •      Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg•      Saved from elimination by the Salvage Pass or The Save •      Season winner •      Season 2nd place •      Season 3rd place • **►** Used the Fast Forward • **ϵ** Used the Express Pass• **⊂** User of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⊃** Recipient of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⋐** User of the second Double U-Turn slot • **⋑** Recipient of the second Double U-Turn slot

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