Dr Jril

(Joke page, cw: vague descriptions of gore and death)

**Dr. Jril** is a post-dimensional being of unknown origins, most recently discovered by Jritter user @MewMewMadness sometime in the year 2020.

He is known to have supernatural powers beyond the scope of this universe, nearly all of which remain undocumented and incomprehensible to the human mind.

## Origins

The prevailing theory is that, being an eldritch super-being of unthinkable proportions, Dr. Jril originated in some dimension inhabited by godly (from our perspective) creatures similar to himself. It is also likely that Dr. Jril is the mythical First Mover of the universe, at the center of the Big Bang during the universe's conception, and that he is the absolute center of all existence to whom the four axes of the cosmos are relative.

How Dr. Jril came to our planet specifically is unknown, as the cause of his noticing this insignificant world in his travels of the universe.

## Behavior

Being a (at least) four-dimensional being, Dr Jril can only be detected by conventional means while he is currently within what narrow layer of the universe we can perceive. Scientists have recorded that Dr. Jril seems be orbiting some far-off astronomical body outside our universe, and only happens to cross paths with our plane of existence momentarily during the course of his orbit. Historical records from various civilizations throughout history reveal that he has existed in our universe for at least 4000 years. Scientists have recorded, at many points throughout history, Dr Jril apparently interacting with various galaxies in some way. The extent of our technology limits our ability to perceive him clearly, and the distance between him and our planet prevents us from documenting his behavior in real time.

## Spirituality

Dr Jril is said to have appeared in a seemingly corporeal form to many humans throughout history. Alleged recipients of these visions include Joshua Abraham Norton, Shoko Asahara and @MewMewMadness. His physical appearance in these visions, along with the name "Dr Jril", correlate with various prehistorical texts found all over the world. Shamans and spiritualists have made numerous attempts to initiate communication with Dr Jril, but these attempts have all ended in failure, with varying consequences to their actions. Several accounts report spiritualists being gifted with increased cognition and near-superhuman intelligence, while others were reportedly struck with a fatal decease, killed by sudden lightning strikes, or in one case, died of an abrupt solidification of the bloodstream. Many suicide cults have been associated with Dr. Jril throughout history.

## "Eyes"

According to a stone tablet found in the ruins of a prehistoric Assyrian city whose citizens seem to have disappeared before the city's destruction, Dr. Jril has thirteen "Eyes", dubbed the "Thirteen Eyes of Unprompted Cessation", each with the ability to wreak destruction in a different manner. The descriptions of all but three Eyes were rendered incomprehensible by a splash of bloodied vomit on the text. The vomit was revealed to contain traces of brain matter and necrotic bone tissue.

* The First Eye is said to bring about a plague onto an entire continent, a plague whose unspeakably disgusting symptoms eventually lead up to the victims' bone tissue mutating and enlarging to the point that they either burst or destroy the victims' organs, invariably resulting in death.
* The Seventh Eye is said to cause decay of all organic matter within a specific radius; this distance is disputed, and may range from thirteen light-years to several meters. Living beings struck with this Decay will allegedly be struck with pain capable of permanently incapacitating the victim as their skin and flesh rot while still attached to their body. If the victim survives their body parts crumbling off of their body one by one, they are killed by their internal organs slowly turning into mush.
* The Thirteenth Eye is said to ignite the core of a celestial body, be it a planet, a star or a cluster of galaxies. According to one shaman, whose account is inscribed on the stone tablet under the Eye's description, the Thirteenth Eye carves a hole through the planet itself through a beam of light many kilometers wide, and slowly warms the planet's core, condemning the planet's inhabitants to an agonizing death in which they witness their flesh boiling off of their bones before being swallowed in an explosion that vaporizes the whole planet.