An Ancestor War!

**An Ancestor War!** is the 71st episode of Loud House: Next Generation.

Next episode: A Lawson Family Reunion!

 Synopsis:

When Callie finds out Zhan Tiri is Alicia's ancestor, Callie sets out to re-write history so Zhan Tiri will be her ancestor, instead of Alicia.

## Character Appearances:

* Callie
* Alicia
* Zhan Tiri
* Poof
* Anti-Goldie
* Junior
* The Tylers
* Lori
* Varian
* Cassandra
* Jorgen
* Lord Demanitus
* Mother Gothel
* Sugracha
* Tromus
* Matthew

## Transcript:

On a Friday morning, Callie went into the first grade classroom and sat down.

Lori came up to the front of the room.

Lori: Okay, I trust you did the homework. Create a little project describing your ancestors and you’ll all present them to the class now.

Lori looked at Alicia.

Lori: Alicia, you’re up!

Alicia stood up and presented her poem to the class.

Alicia: Zhan Tiri, my ancestor. How can one describe Zhan Tiri? Shape-shifting menace. Once threatened to destroy Venice. A despicable being, really. As wrong she was, she might’ve been right. It’s a shame she’s not too bright.

Everyone clapped at Alicia’s poem, except Callie, who was seething with jealousy.

~ ~ ~

At recess, the Tylers went up to Alicia.

Tyler A: We really liked your poem, Alicia.

Tyler B: Zhan Tiri sounds AWESOME!

Tyler Q: But insanely frightening!

Tyler T: How’d you know so much about her?

Alicia: Well, uh, I don’t know a whole lot about her. My dad has actually met her...three times!

Tyler A: Wow! Is your mind blown, Tylers?

Tyler B: My mind is blown!

Tyler Q: As is mine!

Alicia: Well, yeah. I’m kinda ashamed about it. My mom had to literally FORCE me to write the poem…

Callie overheard and went up to Alicia and the Tylers.

Callie: Alicia, we need to talk about that poem!

Tyler A: Well, if it isn’t Callie!

Tyler Q: Please don’t suck our blood!

Callie sighed as the 4 boys ran off.

Callie: Anyways… You’re related to Zhan Tiri?! Why didn’t you tell me?

Alicia: Well. As I said, I’m ashamed. I’m a sweet girl. I come from a good family. Why, oh why, did I have to be related to such a vile demon?

Callie: Ya know, I only DREAM to meet Zhan Tiri.

Alicia: Yeah. I heard. That was in your report...a literal essay of nothing but praise for that worthless demon!

Callie: I can’t help it! I researched her in all the demonic entity history books, and...she’s perfect!

Alicia: Maybe to you. But my dad has actually met Zhan Tiri, and told me and my brother to stay far away from her.

Callie: How’d he meet Zhan Tiri!?

Alicia: ...Don’t ask. Now if you don’t mind, Howie and I were going to discuss the 2012 American Girl of the Year, McKenna Brooks.

Alicia ran off.

Callie smirked evilly.

Callie: I WILL meet Zhan Tiri! And I know JUST how to do it!

~ ~ ~

After school, Callie was in her room planning her next move.

Callie: Now using the anti-fairy magic I inherited, plus some black magic using my Ouija board, I shall rewrite history, and that Alicia will no longer be related to Zhan Tiri, but I WILL!

Junior entered Callie’s room.

Junior: Sis, do you mind if I borrow some scissors? Mine broke.

Callie hissed at Junior.

Callie: Can’t you see I’m busy?! Do what I do and use a knife!

Junior: Okay, okay. I’ll see if mom has any scissors!

Callie resumed with her plan.

Callie: Perfect. Any moment now, I shall go back in time!

The Ouija board began glowing, and a small wormhole was forming.

Poof and Anti-Goldie came into Callie’s room, and looked afraid.

Poof: What are you DOING?!

Anti-Goldie: And that’s MY Ouija board! Give it back!

Callie: Never! I am so close to rewriting history! Zhan Tiri will NEVER be Alicia’s ancestor! Never!

Poof: What is she talking about?

Anti-Goldie: Didn’t you hear? Alicia’s related to Zhan Tiri! Hugh told me! The nerve of those Lawsons!

Poof: Well, they do think they’re better than us…

Anti-Goldie: Keep going, sweetie! You’ve got it!

Callie grinned as the wormhole sucked her in.

Poof: You think she’ll be okay?

Anti-Goldie: There is no doubt.

~ ~ ~

Callie went through a long wormhole and landed into the year 994, where Zhan Tiri was just a little baby.

She saw that baby Zhan Tiri was quietly resting.

Callie: ...Nothing special here. Need to go further…

Callie snapped her fingers.

~ ~ ~

This time, Callie landed in 1400, where Zhan Tiri was mentoring Mother Gothel, Tromus, and Sugracha.

Zhan Tiri: I suggest you forget about that Lord Demantius and come follow me. We WILL find the sundrop and moonstone and become more powerful than you ever will know!

Mother Gothel: Soooo, you’re telling me I can become young again if I use the sundrop?

Tromus: Gothel, don’t fall for it! It could be...a trap!

Sugracha: Yeah! You look fine for a 600 year old woman!

Mother Gothel grimaced.

Zhan Tiri: It’s not a trap, if you just follow me.

Mother Gothel: Okay! You convinced me!

Tromus: I guess. I’m in too!

Sugracha: And me!

Zhan Tiri laughed evilly.

Zhan Tiri: Perfect!

Callie observed everything.

Callie: STILL nothing! Come on, I need MORE!

Callie snapped her fingers and flashed out.

Mother Gothel: Did any of you see anything?

Tromus: It was probably the wind...

~ ~ ~

Callie now crash landed into 1410, where Zhan Tiri and Lord Demantius were on a quest to find the coveted sundrop and moonstone.

Zhan Tiri: Demantius, you can’t stop me from using this power all to myself!

Demantius: But Zhan Tiri! You already took my pupils! What more do you need?

Zhan Tiri: More power! I intend to suck the sundrop and moonstone into me!

Demantius: Zhan Tiri, this is your last warning! Give up this foolish quest for power!

Zhan Tiri: NEVER! I’m so close! This quest for the Sundrop and Moonstone was both of ours!

Demanitus: It was until you made it about something darker! You made it into gaining power for yourself. You turned your back on what was right!

Zhan Tiri: You turned your back on me! As long as I live, I will never stop until I have that power!

Demanitus turned on the portal beside him, and it began to suck Zhan Tiri in.

Zhan Tiri: THIS IS FAR FROM OVER! I will have that power! And when I do, I will destroy your beloved Corona! I PROMISE YOU!

Zhan Tiri got sucked into the device.

Demanitus turned to his pet monkey.

Demantius: I know. I had no choice, Vigor. I had to send her...to the Lost Realm.

Callie observed and looked bored.

Callie: Bored already. This next place auta take me to where I need to go…

Callie snapped her fingers.

~ ~ ~

Now Callie landed in 1492, in the Lost Realm. Zhan Tiri was on a dinner date with Jorgen Von Strangle.

Callie was alarmed.

Callie: The great Zhan Tiri?! With this jerk?! I don’t think so!

Callie marched up to Jorgen and Zhan Tiri.

Callie: Zhan Tiri, I advise you dump this jerk or your future will be grave.

Zhan Tiri: Who ARE you? And how’d you know my name?!

Jorgen: And I will NOT have a little girl crash my date! So get out now or meet the end of my fist!

Callie: Please. I’m saving both of you the trouble. Zhan Tiri, Jorgen here is just using you for your power…

Zhan Tiri glared angrily at Jorgen.

Zhan Tiri: Is that true?

Jorgen grinned sheepishly.

Jorgen: Well, you are the most beautiful lady around, mi-lady!

Zhan Tiri: Save it! We are THROUGH! If you didn’t think I’d destroy Corona and have the capabilities of becoming a villain, then I’ll be the villain like you’ve never seen!

Zhan Tiri stormed off.

Jorgen looked furious.

Jorgen: It. Was. YOU!!

Jorgen started to chase Callie.

Callie: Uh-oh!

Callie snapped her fingers.

~ ~ ~

Callie landed in 1501, where Cassandra was with Zhan Tiri, who was disguised as a ghostly girl.

Cassandra: But destroy Rapunzel? I don’t know if I can do it.

Zhan Tiri: You’ll do what I tell you to do. If you don’t destroy her, SHE will destroy YOU.

Cassandra: Well -

Varian came running up to Cassandra.

Varian: Cassandra, don’t do it! Don’t be the villain people think you are!

Cassandra: I WILL find my own destiny! You’ll see!

Varian: Cass, this isn’t you. Fight the urge. Just fight it!

Zhan Tiri possessed Cassandra, and made her throw the black rocks at Varian.

Varian ran off in fear.

Cassandra began to cry.

Zhan Tiri: I’m sorry. This must be really difficult for you. But I’ll always be there to guide you no matter what.

Callie observed everything, and smirked.

Callie: That Cassandra was just too gullible for her own good…

Callie snapped her fingers, and flashed out again.

~ ~ ~

Callie now landed in 1521. She saw that Zhan Tiri married Tromus - and had a son, Matthew.

Matthew: I did it, mother, father. I befriended that worthless Lara and I intend to humiliate her and use her weakness against her!

Tromus: Well done, my boy!

Zhan Tiri: I couldn’t be prouder!

Callie looked confused. Matthew was supposed to be Tromus’ GRANDson, and not Zhan Tiri’s son! How’d this happen?

Callie looked worried.

Callie: I better fix something…

Callie snapped her fingers again and everything went back to normal.

~ ~ ~

Callie awoke in Lori’s class while Alicia was reading her poem about Zhan Tiri.

Lori: Callie Fairywinkle. You know I literally hate when my students sleep in my class!

Callie brushed her hair aside and rubbed her eyes.

Callie: Uh...I’m sorry.

Alicia sat down in her usual seat beside Callie.

Alicia: Why’d you sleep through my poem?! It was a great one!

Callie: Sigh. I had a bad dream. I time traveled and ruined Zhan Tiri’s history.

Alicia looked confused.

Callie: ...Don’t ask.