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Janei Tyrell

Janei Tyrell, raised as Janei Lannister by Lord Tyman Lannister of Lannisport, is the legitimate daughter of Lord Garlan Tyrell and Lady Vera Redwyne.

Janei was born upon a battlefield, the carriage of her mother Vera Redwyne falling the target of a bandit raid near the border of the Westerlands while Lady Vera was pregnant. The resulting stress of the battle had induced childbirth - A birth Lady Redwyne would not survive.

As fortune would have it, the scene of the raid was encountered by Lord Tyman Lannister of Lannisport and several hundred men, who at the time were searching the Westerlands and the border of the Reach to put down the last remnants of the Smith Rebellion.

The bandits were no match for trained Lannister troops, and were quickly dispatched. However, the sight which Lord Tyman would see, would shock him - The body of Lady Vera Redwyne with a young daughter in her arms, her arms clasping the child's hand in her last moments - And within her hand, would be a small silver pendant of a rose, a green emerald within the center.

By the sight of things and given the design of the pendant, Lord Tyman had assumed - Correctly - That the young babe in her mother's arms was a legitimate daughter of House Tyrell of Highgarden... And thus, a potential piece to play on the board at a later time, should the Lannister-Tyrell feud escalate further.

In time, however, Lord Tyman could not take to treating the young innocent babe, who had no identity or knowledge of herself, as a mere hostage. Thus, Lord Tyman had decided along with his second wife that the child would be raised as one of their own, unbeknownst to any other... Save, in time, the eldest son and heir of Lord Tyman, Gerold Lannister...
Robert Baratheon

**This article is a disambiguation page for Robert Baratheon**

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**Robert Baratheon** may be referred to:

* Robert I Baratheon, the 18th Lord of Seven Kingdoms and the founder of the Baratheon dynasty
* Robert Baratheon (son of Axel I), son of King Axel I, a collateral descendant of Robert I through his brother, Stannis I.
* Robert Baratheon (son of Stannis), son of Prince Stannis, a collateral descendant of Robert I through his brother, Stannis I.
Luthor

## Priest of the Many-Faced God

Luthor is a priest of the Many-Faced God.

## Biography

In 332 AC Luthor was born in King’s Landing as a bastard son to a soldier that met his mother in a tavern. The soldier left King’s Landing before Luthor’s birth leaving his mother to care for him alone. Upon the Second Targaryen Rebellion, Luthor’s mother fled King’s Landing with him and they found themselves in the Riverlands until the end of the war. On their way back home a wandering Hedge Knight made an offer to Luthor’s mother that he would take Luthor as a squire and make the poor boy a knight. Wanting a better life for her son she accepted the deal.

Luthor would then spend his time training with the Hedge Knight. Luthor became quite good with a Spear and due to their way of living in the wilderness Luthor learned the ways of Survivalism. At the age of twenty-two, Luthor was knighted and sought out his mother in King’s Landing. He found that his mother was gone and was told she had went to Bravos to search for aid as she had fallen ill. Luthor found a ship and set sail for Bravos.

Luthor searched for his mother far and wide, but could not find her. However, during his time in Bravos, Luthor met and old man that taught him how to speak Valaryian (Bilingualism) and the teachings of the Many-Faced God. The old man claimed to have once been a faceless man, but had now decided to pass on the teachings of the Many-Faced God. Luthor was reluctant to believe the old man, but as time went on Luthor became captivated by the teachings and finally decided to stay in Essos and spread the word of the Many-Faced God. Luthor left Bravos and ventured far east and for many years disappeared.

Luthor returned to Bravos forty-two years later and old man. His left eye had been cut out and left and ugly scar (Deformity). In his travels Luthor had also become a mystic, having learned knowledge of strange subjects. He had a Zealot of the Many-Faced God with radical beliefs he had come to know and in his journeys. Luthor then decided to return to his homeland in search of something and boarded a ship to White Harbor.

## Timeline

* 332 AC: Luthor was born
* 336 AC: Luthor and his mother fled King's Landing
* 337 AC: Luthor becomes a squire
* 354 AC: Luthor becomes a knight
* 354 AC: Luthor meets goes to Bravos
* 356 AC: Luthor journeys to the east
* 398 AC: Luthor returns to Bravos
* 398 AC: Luthor sets sail for White Harbor

## Family

* Father - Unknown soldeir (Deceased)
* Mother - Unamed woman (Deceased)
Riverrun

**Riverrun** is the ancestral castle of House Tully, the Lords Paramount of the Trident. It is situated in the western riverlands, at the point where the Tumblestone and Red Fork rivers meet. Riverrun is north of Pinkmaiden and northwest of Acorn Hall. The castle sits along the river road, which links Lannisport and the crossroads.

## History

Riverrun is a strong three-sided castle, although not especially large. The castle is bordered on the north by the Tumblestone and on the south by the Red Fork, while on the west a third side faces a massive man-made ditch. In time of danger the sluice gates can be opened to fill a wide moat and leave the castle surrounded on all three sides by water, turning Riverrun into an island and leaving it practically unassailable. It commands a view of many leagues.

The castle has sandstone walls which rise sheer from the water, its battlements are crenelated and have arrow loops, and its towers command the opposite shores. Riverrun's keep is located inside. Properly garrisoned, Riverrun can hold supplies for men and horses for as long as two years; a garrison of two hundred men is larger than Riverrun requires in most circumstances. Guardsmen wear fish-crest helms.
House Tarly

**House Tarly of Horn Hill** is a noble house of the Reach, one of the strongest sworn to House Tyrell. Horn Hill is located in the foothills of the Red Mountains.

Their sigil is the striding huntsman on green.

Their motto is "First in Battle".

## History

During the reign of Aenys I Targaryen, Savage Sam Tarly was among the marcher lords who participated in the Vulture Hunt.

Lord Alan Tarly declared for the blacks during the Dance of the Dragons.

The Tarly huntsmen was spotted by Dunk among the heraldry on display at the tourney at Ashford Meadow. Ser Samwyle Tarly is listed as having competed at the tourney.

Lord Randyll's father was unhorsed by Ser Denys Mallister in a tourney.

During Robert's Rebellion, Lord Randyll Tarly commanded the vanguard of the Reach at the Battle of Ashford, where he killed Lord Cafferen and forcedRobert Baratheon to retreat. Mace Tyrell, however, takes credit for the victory.

## Recent History

House Tarly was extensively involved in defending Westeros from the invading members of House Targaryen in both the Second and Third Targaryen Rebellions.
House Vyrwel

**House Vyrwel of Darkdell** is a noble house from Darkdell in the Reach. It is one of the principal houses sworn to House Tyrell.

They blazon their arms with a silver wyvern within a red double tressure on sable.

## History

Lord Vyrwel and his lady wife attended the Whitewalls Tourney. After the Second Blackfyre Rebellion was put down, a man in service to Lord Vyrwel claimed to have been one of the spies of Brynden Rivers. He was promptly killed by a man in service to Lord Costayne.
Marq Dayne

## Lord of Starfall

**Lord Marq "Morningstar" Dayne** was the Lord of Starfall from 336 AC til his death in 369 AC.

## History

Marq Dayne was the firstborn son of Lord Edric Dayne. He became known as "Morningstar" from the weapon he wielded during the Second Targaryen Rebellion. After he died, the Lordship of Starfall passed to his son, Duncan Dayne.

## Children

* Duncan Dayne
* Loreza Dayne
* Vorian "Ironstar"
Renly Selmy

Renly Selmy

### Relatives

Siblings: Stannis Selmy, Shireen Selmy, Barristan Selmy, Robert Selmy, Argella Selmy, Jocelyn Selmy

Renly Selmy is a member of House Selmy and the youngest son of Lord Rollam Selmy. He has been raised at Sunspear by House Martell and is currently squiring for Daeron Martell.

## Appearance and Character

Renly was born in 382 AC, he is of average height, has short black hair and blue eyes. Unlike his siblings Renly is ambitious and believes he is destined to rule over a keep instead of helping his brothers to rule over Harvest Hall. He has shown skills with the spear due to his training at Sunspear and with the war hammer.

Being raised at Sunspear from a young age under the tutelage of Daeron Martell, Renly fancies the Dornish way of life, along with the hot-bloodedness and sexual licentiousness that come with it, over the ways of the Stormlands.
House Targaryen

The Dragonriders

**House Targaryen** is a noble family of Valyrian descent that escaped the Doom. They lived for centuries on the island of Dragonstone until Aegon the Conqueror and his sisters rode their dragons in their conquest of the Seven Kingdoms.

House Targaryen ruled as the kings on the Iron Throne and as the Great House of the Crownlands for nearly 300 years, until their ouster in Robert's Rebellion, which they call the War of the Usurper.

The current Lord is Aelyx Targaryen, the King in Slaver’s Bay and the last Dragon Rider. Weakened after his failures and injuries in the Third Targaryen Rebellion but biding his time to rebuild his forces so that he can strike once again to reclaim his birthright.

 History

### Before the Rebellion

The history of the Targaryens in Westeros is categorized by soaring highs and dismal lows, some of the most horrific wars the Realm has ever seen occuring during their rule, and some of the longest stretches of peace and prosperity as well. The first half of their rule was dominated by their dragons - incredible beasts of terrible power and might, used to subdue the continent just as they had once subdued the whole of Essos. In time this power waned, dragons perishing faster than they could be hatched. By the end of the Dance of Dragons, only a few remained alive; and those born after were small, stunted things, far removed from the behemoths that had sired them.

By 283AC the line of House Targaryen was exhausted - its head was the man known as the Mad King, wed in an incestuous union to his sister, who ruled with cruelty and disregard for his vassals. After the execution of both the lord and heir of Winterfell, and the abduction of Robert Baratheon's wife-to-be by the crown prince himself, a conflict unlike any other would explode across the continent.

### The War of the Usurper

While at first Robert's Rebellion seemed destined to end as a petty revolt, as weeks and months passed it began to swell to uncontainable levels. Four regions rose in revolt, another two remaining neutral. In the end House Targaryen was defeated - and during the sack of King's Landing, its line was all but extinguished.

Gregor Clegane, who men called the Mountain, raped and murdered Elia Martell, and slaughtered her two babes-in-arms - the children of the late Prince Rhaegar. For many years most men thought that Aegon, the Prince's son, had died in that horrific affair. But nearly twenty years later, the truth of his 'death' was revealed.
Skyreach

### Location

Southern end of the Prince's Pass, south of Kingsgrave and near a river that flows east to Yronwood

### Religion

The Seven

**Skyreach** is the seat of House Fowler in Dorne. It is located at the southern end of the Prince's Pass, south of Kingsgrave and near a river that flows east to Yronwood.

## History

The ancient castle of Skyreach was the home to the First Men kings of House Fowler. It was carved into the stone which overlooked the Wide Way, the shortest and easiest route through the Red Mountains from Dorne to the Reach. Skyreach is known for its lofty perch and soaring towers.

When Aegon the Conqueror invaded Dorne during the First Dornish War, Skyreach was among the many Dornish castles that were found abandoned. After Lord Fowler burned Nightsong, the Targaryens retaliated by sending their dragons against Skyreach and other Dornish seats.
Nira Hayford

## Heir to Hayford

Danira Hayford - Brother [d]

House Hayford

Nira is the heir to Hayford, and sister of Lady Laisa Hayford. She is married to Ser Tavion Smyte, and they have one son together.

## Biography

Nira was born in 379 AC to Lord Jorvan and Shana Hayford. The was the youngest child of her siblings, but grew up close to her older brothers. She was hurt the most after their death. Her and Laisa became closer later in life, after the loss of their parents. Nira always held more fire than her sister, and loved exploring the world beyond Hayford’s lands.
Maege Karstark

Maege Karstark was born in the year 383 to the lord Rorge Karstark and his wife the Lady Gwen Karstark. Maege has always been the most pleasant of the Karstark children of the main branch. Maege shows an interest in medical studies.

## Appearance and Character Edit

Maege is not a great beauty outwardly. Her beauty comes from within as her natural benevolence seems to shine through her appearance. Maege cares for everyone from the nobles to the small folk and is beloved in house Karstark.

Maege has curly dark brown hair and of all the Karstark children resembles her mother the most. Her nose is a bit too large and flat, but her eyes are kind and bright. Her eyes are a stormy and posses none of the coldness of her older siblings. Maege is shorter and plumper than her elder sister, at a first glance one would describe her as softer.

Maege shows promise in the study of medicine and can often be found studying under Maester Lewis. Maege does not get along with her elder siblings, she disagrees with their views of the people below them. Maege and Lyarra especially do not get along in private.

## Biography Edit

Maege was born in 383AC, the third daughter to the Karstarks. She was proceeded by Lyarra and Alys. Even as an infant, Maege favored her mother in appearance. Maege's first year was marked by tragedy as her elder sister Alys fell ill at the end of the year and never recovered. Despite this loss, Gwen Karstark did not allow it to consume her. Gwen Karstark saw to it that both Lyarra and Maege were raised to be proper ladies.
House Seaworth

**House Seaworth of Cape Wrath** is a noble house from Cape Wrath in the Stormlands. The blazon of the house is a black ship on a pale grey background, with an onion on its sails.

## History

House Seaworth was created after Davos, a common smuggler, broke the Redwyne cordon and smuggled foodstuffs to the starving garrison of Storm's End during Robert's Rebellion. For his bravery in the Siege of Storm's End, Davos was awarded a knighthood along with choice lands on Cape Wrath, including a small keep and a forest to hunt in, by Lord Stannis Baratheon. For his years of smuggling, however, Davos lost joints on his left hand

## Recent History

House Seaworth fought for their liege Baratheon Lords on a number of occasions, with Davos Seaworth siding with Stannis during the War of the Three Stags and the First Targaryen Rebellion.

The Second Targaryen Rebellion, Lord Stannis Seaworth served as Master of Ships under Selwyn Baratheon.

In the Third Targaryen Rebellion, Lord Emmon Seaworth notably commanded the Stormlander fleets, with notable success under the overall command of Prince Beron Baratheon.
Roleplaying Resources

This page is dedicated to collecting those sources of information, lore, face claims, and all other relevant items that might help in a roleplay. Feel free to add anything you think might help another player, and borrow what you like, as well!

## ASOIAF Sources

A Search of Ice and Fire - Using this page you can search all of the currently released ASOIAF books, including the short stories and The World of Ice and Fire. Great for that quote or bit of lore you can't find anywhere else.

The Citadel - The Citadel contains tons of information on Westeros, including lists of clothing, food, weapons, and technology mentioned in the book, as well as ideas on Dornish Court, and lore on all eight regions of Westeros.

A Wiki of Ice and Fire - The main wiki for the series, this comprehensive site contains articles on everything from Wights to Wun Wun.

## Faceclaims and Art

\*\*\*Pictures used for face claims on the wiki must either be period-accurate, or must be edited in a way that modern clothing cannot be discerned. If they do not meet these requirements, they will be subject to removal and/or deletion. We appreciate your cooperation in this matter, to help keep the accurate feel of the time period. Thanks!

Face Claim Helper - Though many RPers tend to go hunting for their face claims, or have one in mind already, this site might help if you find yourself stuck.

Imaginary Westeros - A great place to find fan art of various characters and locations in the series, as well as general images that draw their inspiration from the world of ASOIAF. The entire Imaginary Network is a goldmine of fantastic images.

Roleplay Gateway - A collection of stills and gifs from various movies and tv shows, all with period-appropriate attire. The site is large, though, and all one page - may be taxing on older machines.

ArtStation - Is a showcase for artists, mostly focused on games, film, and media in general. There are some fantastic faceclaims to be found, however, as many very talented artists post their work here. Able to be sorted by subject matter.

Honeybee3's Album - an imgur album that contains 226 pictures of period appropriate men, 206 pictures of period appropriate women, 36 pictures of families, and 12 couples. An invaluable source of faceclaims and inspiration.

ASOIAF Fancasting Resource - An extensive, thorough source of faceclaims and period appropriate images owned by ariannenymeria.tumblr.com and joannalannister.tumblr.com. Over 35 pages long and constantly updated. To support it's creators, click here!

Fantasy RPG Faceclaims - A blog containing scores of stills that can serve as medieval/high fantasy faceclaims, taken from movies and television shows. All are high quality and list the name of the character, their actor, and the source of the material.

## Miscellaneous

Westerosi Names - A list of names commonly found in Westeros, organized by gender.
The Huntsmen

The Huntsmen are a military unit, usually smallfolk or bastards, at the service of House Lannister of Castamere, they are skilled in unconventional warfare ambushing the enemy from the woods using arrows and axes in order to appear as outlaws; they're numbers are unknown due to the fact they usually do not show themselves but people believe they range from 80 to 120 but an estimate of 25 bandits is a more realistic estimate.

Their current leader is Tyrion Hill.
The Howlers

The Howlers are a band of warriors, outcasts, misfits and mercenaries, founded and brought together by Jon Barrowstark when he broke prisoners out of a Meereenesse prison during his own prison break.

## Joining

All new recruits under go a ritual of some sort when they join the group. Each member would be branded on the left cheek, near the corner of the left eye, it resembles a circle with a horizontal line above it.

## History

Over the years since its inception, the Howlers numbers have grown and plummeted at a steady rate. Ever since their beginning they have raided all along the coasts of Essos. With all the raiding, naturally their numbers have dwindled.

Eventually dying out over their many years, Jon has led the four remaining members to the North, his birthplace.
Windblown

The **Windblown** are a mercenary company of two thousand mounted horse and foot soldiers. They are found in Essos near the Free Cities. They are led by a captain known as the Frayed Prince. Their standards are fork-tailed blue-and-white banners, with streamers of pale blue silk on their lances.

## History

The Windblown were established near 270 AC. At the age of twenty-three, a Pentoshi nobleman, now known only as the Tattered Prince, had been selected by the magisters of Pentos to become the new Prince of Pentos in 262 AC, only hours after the previous one had been beheaded. The Tattered Prince refused their offer, and fled to the Disputed Lands. He never returned to Pentos again, but has continued to long for the city. He fought in the Disputed Lands as a member of the Second Sons, and later the Iron Shields, and the Maiden's Men. Next, together with five brothers-in-arms, the Tattered Prince founded the Windblown. By 300 AC, he was the only one of the founding members still alive.

Since then, each leader of the Company has followed the naming scheme initially set out by the Pentoshi nobleman, with each reflecting the simple nature of their attire.

There is enmity between the Windblown and the Company of the Cat. In 299 AC the two sellsword companies had been on opposite sides of the battle lines in the Disputed Lands, and bad blood continues to linger near a century later. As a result, when both companies were drafted by Aelyx Targaryen during the Third Targaryen Rebellion, the Windblown followed his brother Maekar, whereas the Company of the Cat followed Aelyx himself, thus separating the rival companies.
Lyna

## The Sea Widow

Smuggling

Engineering

Lyna is a mysterious woman who never stays in one place for too long. She does not speak often of her past, nor does she keep many friends. Her skills suggest that she has a noble upbringing, but she is independent *and* independently wealthy, though the source of her original wealth is unknown. She owns a ship called The Seacrawler, and is a proprietor of a small but respectable shipbuilding business, which serves as a front to a smuggling operation.

## History

Lyna has had a tough life. She is twice widowed and has no children - and little to no contact with her own family, whoever they might be. It is believed that she is infertile. She has no shortage of lovers, men and women both.
Most Devout

The **Most Devout** is a council of the hundred highest ranking clergy of the Faith of the Seven. Its members can be identified by their cloth-of-silver vestments and crystal coronals, though in recent decades many have taken to wearing the colours of their respective orders. Although the High Septon is usually elected from among the Most Devout, this is not a requirement.

## History

Before the arrival of the Targaryens, the seat of the Faith was the ornate Starry Sept in Oldtown. The High Septon and the Most Devout now convene in the Great Sept of Baelor in King's Landing.

## Composition

The composition of the Most Devout is split between the seven orders:

* Order of the One (Black): 31 members
* Order of the Father (Red): 19 members
* Order of the Mother (Blue): 17 members
* Order of the Crone (Purple): 13 members
* Order of the Warrior (Steel): 8 members
* Order of the Maiden (White): 7 members
* Order of the Smith (Gold): 3 members
* Unaffiliated (Grey): 2 members
Robin Arryn

## Lord Defender of the Vale

Robin Arryn was Lord Defender of the Vale during the War of the Three Stags. He remained neutral under the regency of his Mother and Petyr Baelish, only answering the call to arms under the Regency of Yohn Royce after agreeing to a betrothal to Sansa Stark.

The Vale’s involvement in the campaign was limited to the Pacification of the Riverlands and eliminating Lannisters holdouts and brigands.

Robin would never marry Sansa as fate decided, suffering a seizure while mounted on a horse. He would bite his tongue and choke on the blood, no one able to assist him. Sansa would then be wed to his heir, Harrold Hardyng.
House Sunglass

**House Sunglass of Sweetport Sound** is a noble house sworn to Dragonstone, with an old and deep faith in the Seven. The location of Sweetport Sound in the crownlands has not been stated.

Their blazon is composed by seven golden seven-pointed stars in a ring on white.

## History

House Sunglass can trace there lineage all the way back to Old Valyria and the Valyrian Stronghold.

They typically have silver hair and purple eyes much like their Valyrian forerunners.

House Sunglass are also long followers of the Faith of the Seven as depicted by their sigil.

Their liege lords are of House Targaryen of Dragonstone and House Sunglass' seat is Sweetport Sound which falls in Blackwater Bay.

Canonically its exact location is never mentioned but is predicted to be on the island of Driftmark.
Ondrew Swann

## Scion of House Swann

**Ondrew Swann** is the son of Ser Borros Swann and his late wife, Davina Seaworth.

## History

On a hunting trip in 373, an arrow misfired from his own bow shoots and kills his cousin, Jasper Swann in an accident.

## Family

* Borros Swann, his father b. 334
	+ His mother, Davina Seaworth (354-376)
		- Meredyth Swann, his sister b. 373
		- Ondrew Swann b. 376
			* Reina Sarsfield b. ???
				+ Orys Swann, his son b. 394
				+ Steffon Swann, his son b. 395
Willem Estermont

## Heir to Greenstone

Willem Estermont was the firstborn child and heir of Eldon II Estermont and Ravella Errol.

## History

He was born on the sixth moon of the year 338AC at Greenstone to Lord Eldon II Estermont and Lady Ravella Errol.

He passed his first years of life at Greenstone with his new brothers and sisters. While he was a little kid he suffered two strong pneumonia but he survived. When he grew up he and his family moved to a manse in King's Landing due to his father taking the seat of Master of Coin the year 359AC.

During his father's appointment he trained in the yards with other sons and daughters of the court-lords. He grew up to be a rather bad swordsman but developed his archery skills with his brother and father in the King's Wood.

The year 360AC he married Aryssa Peake, daughter of the Lord of Starpike, who was good friends with his father.

After years trying to concieve a child they got a stillborn daughter what deppressed him and his wife. It was then, during that peroid of depression when he caught a strong disease and calmly and slowly met with the Stranfer the eight moon of the year 364AC, when he was twenty and six years of age.
Symon Snow

## Bastard of the Crossing

**Symon Snow** is the bastard son of Lord Vernon Frey and Cassandra Overton. He was conceived during a wedding in the North, which Vernon had attended, and drunkenly ended up in bed with Lady Overton. When Symon was born in the Overton Keep, he came out handsome and strong. When a raven was sent to the Crossing about the incident, Vernon accepted to raise the boy as his own. This was agreed to by the Overtons, since they could not spare another mouth to feed, and to the Northerners, a bastard in the household brought ill fortune and was rarely a good sight to behold.

At the Twins, Symon befriended Matthos Frey, the heir to the Crossing. They grew distant, however, when Symon proved out to be the better swordsman during their teenage years.

Symon came to King's Landing to squire for his father, who had been chosen to the role of Master of Whisperers. These days he leads the group of Frey men-at-arms at the capital, who protect their lord and help him with anything he needs.
Лягушка Пепе

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**Лягушка Пепе** - мем с лягушкой в полном отчаянии. Бывает, мем изменяют при помощи Photoshop: показывают тело, делают его жирнее, делают злорадостное лицо, делают счастливое лицо)

## История мема

Пепе впервые появилась в комиксе, выпущенном кое-кем в 2009 году. Сначала мем в основном распространялась по имиджбордам. В конце обычного комикса была лягушачья физиономия, довольно таки довольная, с фразой "это крутое ощущение, чувак!" в облачке для сообщений. Некто с 4ch перевернул её улыбку, и добавил фразу "это отвратительное ощущение, чувак!". С тех пор все пошло поехало. Затем, появилась картинка с "нехорошо, чувак!". В 2010 картинка стала подписываться как "тебе никогда не узнать, каково "делать что либо"". В 2014 году мем распространился в СНГ.

## Ссылки

* http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/001/148/466px-Feels\_good\_man\_full\_comic.jpg - комикс 2009 года
* http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/248/081/7d1.jpg - "отвратно, чувак!"
* http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/248/079/310.jpg - "нехорошо, чувак!"
Xalar

## Grand Maester

Smuggling

Medicine

**Xalar,** born **Xalar Zhaaxan,** is the current Grand Maester of the Citadel.

## Timeline

* 351 AC: Xalar is born on the island of Jhala in the Summer Isles.
* 354 AC: Xalar is captured during a Ghiscari raid on Jhala. He is sold to a Volantene merchant named Vaemorys Calnareon.
* 361 AC: After being proven unfit for duty in his master's guard, Xalar is set to be disposed of. However, Adarenno, an older slave in Vaemorys's employ, convinces their master to allow Xalar a chance to learn bookkeeping. It is a task the young man takes to naturally.
* 369 AC: Adarenno dies suddenly. As the only slave as familiar with Vaemorys's finances as Adarenno, Xalar is put in charge of his books. This comes with more freedom; he is allowed to spend his free time learning. He takes a special interest in the stars.
* 370 AC: Xalar is introduced to the underbelly of Vaemorys's business ventures.
* 373 AC: Xalar accompanies Vaemorys to Oldtown. While there, Vaemorys's flagship burns with him upon it. Xalar makes himself scarce as an Acolyte in the Citadel in order to avoid the wrath of Vaemorys's son.
* 378 AC: Xalar forges his chain. He is sent to serve as Maester to House Martell.
* 391 AC: Xalar is recalled to the Citadel to serve as the Archmaester of Astronomy.
* 396 AC: Following the death of Grand Maester Robyn, Xalar is elected Grand Maester of the Citadel by the Conclave. He departs for King's Landing at once.
Your Mod Team

The moderating team of Iron Throne Roleplay consists of those members:

 **Arryn:** Local Lorewalker.

 **Baldric:** Disappointing him is like kicking a small puppy during a torrential rainstorm.

 **Bryn: "**Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

 **Klick:** If life was a tuba, he'd put the 'oom' in our 'oom-pa-pa'.

 **Kyle:** A fookin' legend. He won't stand for any of your nonsense. Or for anyone's for that matter.

 **Lyonel:** You'll never find someone with more dead characters than him.

 **Mango:** King of getting his 5-A-Day.
Uthor Hightower

## Maester of Riverrun

Uthor  is the thirdborn son of the late Lord Mallador Hightower and Lady Alerie Caswell. He is the younger brother of Lord Arlan Hightower. Currently he serves Riverrun as its Maester, having dropped his name after taking the Maester's vow.

## Biography

#### **Early Years**

Uthor, the thirdborn son of Lord Mallador Hightower, was named after the legendary King Uthor, ancestor of House Hightower. The naming may have been tainted by irony, however, as this Uthor of the High Tower, was never meant to be King; In fact, he would eventually become Uthor, who was once of the Hightower.

The timing may have not been right for the boy to be born, perhaps, for he left his mother's swaddle after the Great Schism has ended, and a certain amount of fear still lingered throughout Oldtown.

As a boy, young Uthor would be seen spending his time beside large piles of tomes and scrolls in the Citadel, or in prayer in the Starry Sept. Ofttimes, he could also be seen touring the market square in Oldtown, where foreign and exotic events took place. Unlike his two elder brothers, the young lad was allowed a certain more freedom; Though he was still heavily protected by the Grey Guards. That was because as Lord Hightower's son, no matter if he was heir or not, he was still a worthy prize.

Like his brothers, the boy picked up a wooden sword at a young age. He was trained both with the pen and the sword, just like his brothers. Unlike Arlan and Galladon, however, it was not apparent that he had any true skill to it. Perhaps not enough effort was dedicated into him... or perhaps, his mind strayed too far. Who knew where the boy could truly excel? His position meant that that he was not pushed to succeed with the sword, or the command, unlike his brothers. It meant that he had more time to spend playing boys' games.

Uthor's early years may have been marked with a relative amount of freedom, but it did not mean that his father was truly pleased. The boy still had a duty to perform.

#### **Behind the Books**

If one brother was meant for leadership, and the other was meant to be a warrior, what could be the place where the third one would belong? Some would think about trade; others would consider intrigue and diplomacy. The boy's father, however, saw fit to send him to become something else. By the father's decision, the boy left the family, and was sent at a young age to Westeros' sacred repository of knowledge. Not with the High Septon, but with the Archmaester. The Citadel.

**WIP**
The Black Wings

The Black Wings are a sellsword company, originally founded by a fleeing black brother of the Night's Watch. A relatively new organisation, they have operated in Essos for only around two decades, most notably so during the Third Targaryen Rebellion, in which they fought for Aelyx Targaryen.

It is customary for the leader of the organisation to go by the title of 'The Black Brother'.
The Royal Household

**The Royal Household** is responsible for the day-to-day running of the Red Keep, and the Royal Court of the King on the Iron Throne. It's members are usually selected from amongst the Houses of the Crownlands, though often courtiers serve within it's ranks too. The chief offices comprised within it are: Royal Steward, Master-at-Arms, and Master of Horse. Members of the Royal Household ensure that the Red Keep is kept running, and that the needs of His Grace, the Small Council, and on a wider scale the Royal Court itself are catered to. The various Justiciars of the Iron Throne are also considered loosely as a part of the Royal Household, though they fall under the jurisdiction of none but the King.

Recently, the Royal Household has been expanded to include those Royal Envoys sent to five Free Cities of Essos, to act as direct representatives of the Crown within them. These Envoys hold no residence within the Red Keep, but are grouped under officials loyal to the Crown and the King.

The representative of the Faith of the Seven within the Royal Household is known as the Holy Legate. This post is filled by a Septon of the High Septon's own choosing, who is primarily responsible for the spiritual well being of the Royal Household, but also of the Royal Court. The Holy Legate also serves as a personal counsellor to the King on matters of religion and Faith, and is a member of his Royal Circle of advisors.

## Current Members of the Royal Household under Orys Baratheon

* **Royal Steward:** Lorimer Chyttering
	+ **Master of Games:** TBC
	+ **Master of Feasts:** TBC
	+ **Royal Valet:** Hugh
* **Holy Legate:** Septon Marsell Fellay
* **Master-at-Arms:** Ser Mandon Stokeworth
	+ **Captain of the Royal Guard:** Ser Rupert Reare
* **Master of Horse:** TBC
* **Royal Huntsman:** TBC
* **The King's Justice:** TBC
	+ **Lord Confessor:** TBC
	+ **Chief Gaoler:** TBC

* **Justiciar:** Ser Justyn Dayne

## Royal Officials without residence in the Red Keep

* **Envoys to the Free Cities**
	+ *Envoy to the Free City of Braavos -* Serwyn Chyttering
	+ *Envoy to the Free City of Pentos -* Ser Galyeon Chelsted
	+ *Envoy to the Free City of Myr - TBC*
	+ *Envoy to the Free City of Tyrosh - TBC*
	+ *Envoy to the Free City of Lys - TBC*
House Whitehill

**House Whitehill** is a noble House from the North. Their sigil is a white pile inverted on indigo, an arch of 4-pointed stars above. They are also one of the few Northern families to follow the Seven instead of the Old Gods.

House Whitehill's words are: "Ever Higher."

## History

House Whitehill and the Forresters of Ironrath had been embedded in a deep rivalry for control of Ironwood for centuries. However, House Whitehill has exhausted their share.

## Location

Highpoint is located directly north-west of the Dreadfort, approximately by a distance of fifty leagues.

## Family Tree

* Harwyn Whitehill
Septon Jalohb

## Holy Legate to the Stormlands

Septon Jalohb is a Summer Islander Septon in service of the Faith of the Seven. He currently serves as Holy Legate to the Stormlands.

## History

Septon Jalohb has never been a man for fame or recognition. Indeed, he has always been more than happy to live out his life as a simple Septon at a comfortable Sept, administering to the folk and not worrying his head at all about matters of state.

It is rumoured that Septon Jalohb is being considered for the position of Holy Legate by The High Septon.
Septon Larence

## Holy Legate to the Westerlands

Septon Larence is a Septon of the Faith of the Seven, and the Holy Legate assigned by the High Septon to administer to the Westerlands.

## History

Septon Larence has always been known as the Septon with Mind and Fingers of Gold...For it was said he could turn a profit out of any situation, and talk his way out of a good deal as well.

While his preaching has never been called persuasive or good, he always knew how to word an argument, his skills in the field of logic surpassing most others of the age. His intellectual nature, however, has not stopped him from developing a good amount of social graces...Just enough to convince the folk he dealt with to give their money to the Faith.

Promoted to the Most Devout more as a reward for the gold he brought in than any theological reason, he has nevertheless shown himself to be a rather solidly right-leaning Septon.

It is rumoured that the new High Septon plans to appoint Larence as Legate to one of the Seven Kingdoms.
The Night's Watch

**The Night's Watch** is a military retinue which holds and garrisons The Wall, defending it from wildings or whatever else seeks to threaten the realm. The Night's Watch was heavily involved in the Last Ranging, but most do not know what happened during the war.

The Night's Watch is made up of Rangers, Builders and Stewards and all play a critical part in manning and protecting the wall. The current Lord Commander of the Night's Watch is the 1001st of that title.

*"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."*

## History

For the history of the Night's Watch prior to the start of our game, please reference this page on the ASOIAF wiki which shall give you all the information you require!

## Recent Events

After the previous Lord Commander's death in the Third Moon of 398 AC, the order gathers at Castle Black to vote for a new leader.

After a wide array of nominations, First Ranger Baelor Sunglass emerged the clear victor. He becomes the 1001st Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.

## Notable Members and Lord Commanders

### Lord Commanders

* 997th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, Jeor Mormont
* 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, Jon Snow
* 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, \_\_\_ \_\_\_
* 1000th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, Hyram Snow
* 1001st Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, Baelor Sunglass

### First Rangers

* Galbert Mollen, until 395 AC
* Baelor Sunglass, until 398 AC

### At Castle Black

* Ottomore Staunton, Master-at-Arms of Castle Black
* Aeron, Maester of Castle Black
* Danyl Snow, ranger
* Raymun Darry, ranger
* Jojen Snow, ranger
* Maric Mertyns, ranger
* Willum Stark, ranger
* Tyran Westerling, steward and smith
* Sykregg, ranger
* Kase Snow, steward
* Jocelyn "Jace" Stone, steward
* Brynden Tanner, recruit
* William, recruit
* Pearse Peasbury, ranger
* Damon Kenning, ranger
* Jacks, recruit
* Ryen Snow, recruit
* Puckens "Porkins", steward and head chef
* Simon Pryor, ranger
* Ser Benedict, ranger
* Benjen Wull, recruit

### At Shadow Tower

* Daltan Reed, Commander of the Shadow Tower

### At Eastwatch

* Rodrick Rhyswell, Commander until 390 AC
* Rickard Locke, Commander of Eastwatch-by-the-Sea

### Other

* Otto Blackflower, a bastard member of House Hightower, was exiled to the Watch after attempting to murder his half-cousin Alester the Silverhand, then Lord of Oldtown. Rather than bear their charge to his punishment upon the Wall, the crew mutinied, and Blackflower escaped into the east where he lived for years as a pirate, sellsail, and sellsword, eventually rising to the command of the Second Sons.
The Kraken's Quell

Theon began the Captain’s Quell- a reminder to those who have the impure thought of disobeying the Kraken. Every five years, the Lords of The Iron Islands put money into a pool for the chance of proving their superiority on the sea in the forms of sailing, wrestling and fingerdancing. The coin that is given goes to the victors  in the order of:

* 40% of the purse to the 1st place victor
* 30% of the purse to the 2nd place victor.
* 10% of the purse to the 3rd place victor.
* 20% of the purse for Greyjoy, for expenses.

The first Quell went off without a hitch! It brought the islands together and made a sense of unity among the ironmen. Lord Rodrik Harlaw and his crew  of the Rusty Scythe  were the first to win the spoils of such a greenlander tradition of a tourney. This was only the first of many greenland traditions to follow in Theon’s Rule.

## Recent Events

In the coming year of the Kraken's Quell, The Iron Islands prepare for their next gathering.
Theodan Thornwall

## Biography

Theodan was but a bastard, not even worthy of the title 'Waters'. He was born to the daughter of a cloth dyer and an unknown man. Theodan's mother always claimed it was a knight. She said a dashing young lad had come, bearing his own heraldry, and promised to take her away from all this. He'd had to leave, but he said it was to protect the innocent. He'd be back soon.

He'd never come back, and Theodan's mom had grown increasingly somber after so many years of disappointment. Theodan never did though. He always believed his father would come back with tales of adventure and a reason he left his son.

Still, hope and tales would not pay for food, so Theodan soon took a job at a blacksmith's shop. He worked well there, and he was soon Towering above the rest of the apprentices and the smith himself was impressed at how Strong the boy clearly was.

One day, a tourney was taking place in King's Landing and a knight came to get his breastplate resized at the blacksmith's shop. The knight's squire was drunk, and insulted Theodan's father for being a cowardly shit. In the ensuing fight, Theodan broke the boy's jaw, and he could no longer squire for his knight in the tourney. Mortified, the smith offered Theodan up in his place to squire for the knight.

Theodan was a perfectly descent squire, but he truly excelled when it came to the squire's tourney. Theodan carved through those boys like Renly Baratheon through Loras Tyrell in the bedchamber. Those in attendance had their jaws hang almost to the floor at the sheer ferocity and determination that the young commoner showed.

One of those in attendance, Prince Stannis himself, was so impressed with the boy's skill, that he granted the boy a knighthood at the age of 18 for his prowess and gave him a spot in the Iron Order.

In the Order, he learned how to master the craft of blunt weapons. His natural talent for mayhem, honor, and physicality made him a perfect fit for the martial order's lifestyle.

His next few years were uneventful, until the day that his captain gave him the order to secure the King's Gate during the Great Council of 398 AC. Arlan Hightower and his men rode up to the gate. To Theodan, he had orders to hold that gate, and hold it he did. Against all odds, he held the gate. He held against incredible odds and only surrendered when he alone still lived. For his actions against Hightower, his hand was severed, and he was thrown into the cells to rot.

Recently released by Prince Stannis, Theodan was promoted to captain and given a decorative iron hand for his service. It is engraved with all of his brave deeds and gave him an elegant air. He was also promoted to captain for his valor, and put in charge of his own division.

## Timeline

* 375 AC: Theodan is born
* 391 AC: Becomes a lowly apprectice for a blacksmith.
* 393 AC: Wounds a knight's squire in a brawl. Takes his place and wins the squire's tourney. Knighted by Prince Stannis for his effort and joins the Iron Order.
* 393-398 AC: Trains as a member of the Iron Order and becomes quite proficient in the use of a mace.
* 398 AC: Named as temporary commander of the King's Gate.
The Black Wyverns

The Black Wyverns are a sellsword company based in Essos.

Their name comes from the story of their formation. A Braavosi Pirate Lord found his fleet attacked as it docked near the ruined Ghiscari penal colony of Gorosh in Sothoryos. Studying the great dark-scaled beast for a series of weeks, he eventually sprung his trap, capturing and slaying the wyvern.

After tales of his victory, accelerated largely in spread by his bold tongue prone to boastful talk began to reach the ears of the Free Cities, he found himself inundated with contracts, and thus the Black Wyverns was created.

## Recent History

They have recently merged with the Golden Company, following discuss of contracts in the Disputed Lands.
Stormbreakers

The **Stormbreakers** are a sellsword company operating in Essos. It was founded by Westerosi in the aftermath of the Dance of the Dragons.

 Recent History

The Stormbreakers were amongst the sellsword companies that fought for Aelyx Targaryen during the Third Targaryen Rebellion.

They have recently merged with the Golden Company, following discuss of contracts in the Disputed Lands.
Spottswood

The Spottswood and Santagar Keep

**Spottswood** is a heavily forested region of Dorne and the ancestral seat of House Santagar. It lies along the north bank of the Scourge River, and is south of the Tor.

## Layout

### The Spottswood

The Spottswood itself is a forest lying to the north of the Scourge River, and is made up of principally yew and oak trees. As one of the few forests in Dorne, it produces a bulk of the wood used in the construction of Dornish ships and, when necessary, buildings. The yew of the Spottswood is famed for it's use in bows, and Dornish bows made from the yew of the Spottswood can be found all over the seven kingdoms.

Landed knights answering to House Santagar control the Spottswood, harvesting lumber and ensuring that no lasting harm comes to the forest.

### Santagar Keep

The largest structure in the region of Spottswood is the Santagar Keep, a simple, yet impressive castle and the seat from which House Santagar rules the region. In a noted departure from most Dornish architecture, this keep incorporates many wooden elements alongside it's stoneworks. Some consider this a pointless affectation of the lumber-rich Santagars, while others note it as a sign of luxury in the otherwise lumber-poor lands of Dorne. In the great-hall there is a throne made of wood from Spottswood, along with smaller chairs at either side.

### Riverland

The lands along the Scourge river are divided into minor fiefs and other holdings, controlled by the landed knights of House Santagar. Here one can find vineyards, fields of grain, and other staples of agriculture throughout Dorne.

### Spottstown

The largest town in Spottswood, Spottstown lies to the west of the Santagar Keep, and is built mostly along it's outer walls. Commerce flows along the river, as lumber and grains are shipped out down the Greensblood from Spottstown. Additionally, as one of the westernmost points of the Greenblood, many caravans that head across the red and white sands to the west are organized here.