Episode 1

**Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout Rises** is the first episode of Season 1, as well as the first episode of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* series. The episode introduces us to three of the main characters, as well as the main setting of the series, Matsubatsu Town.

## Summary

It's Betty's second- wait, what's that? oh alright. it's betty's third year of high school, and a new kid has moved into town. His name is Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout, and he spends his days on rooftops squatting and looking highly displeased about everything. Betty decides to unravel the mystery of this boy, and she finds herself in a conflict she knew nothing about! Can she not be useless? Will Zippy Danger stop being cool? And will Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout rise to the occasion?

Nope!...Not yet, at least.

## plot

the nerrator starts this episode by talking about "matsubatsu town", saying the crimes there, before bringing us to choco taco academia, where the episode starts to take place, there the principal is talking with betty about what happened after her 2nd year at said school, including some choco taco mine failures under their school, and during their talking he gives her a picture of a new kid called "brooding ninja highschool parkour scout" (or 'BNHPS' for short) and believes that the 2 could be together as friends, so betty takes the picture to find the said kid.

during her travel she encounters her friend zippy, who was talking with other students about BNHPS, and goes in the talking, and starting a friendship with zippy from her own view, but before they could resolve, a few bullies come up, but before they could do anything, a hooded figure comes up and beats down the said bullies, the figure is the brooding ninja highschool parkour scout himself, and zippy decides to meet and learn more about him.

after a while of talking, and introduction to each other (outside from brooding ninja highschool parkour scout), the school is temporary dismissed for fixing up the mines underneath, and around that time, a large explosion sound was heard, and BNHPS is unpleased with it, being the only one knowing what's ahead, so he picks up his katana called the "scooty-booty blade" or the "Kasanumenatakunainami9000 MK2", before jumping away to what ever is going on, and betty (who didn';t knew anything about him yet) decides to go after him, with zippy closely behind.

after a while, BNHPS made it to the source of the explosion, and it was worse than he thought, an army of skeletal humans were not just all, but they were all commanded by something called a "hell satan", and this hell satan's name was "cruggy", who was (not finished)

## Critical Reception

The episode was a flop. Reviewers called it "an abomination of Shonen" and "a cheaply-made, action-lacking, poorly-disguised *erogē* marketed to teens."

Ultra Satan did not take this lightly, and there was a widespread, literal review embargo following Episode 2, where Ultra Satan parked several warships outside of the homes of TV critics and refused to let anything in or out of the house until they surrendered and admitted *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* was a good show. Of course, maintaining such a huge fleet was extraordinarily expensive, and even though all the TV critics eventually acceded to his demands and signed a treaty officially giving Episode 2 an "8/10," the immense cost of the review embargo put the studio into debt for years to come.

Despite this failure, a Western market of emo kids and weeaboos has since kept the series afloat in the ratings.

## Trivia

* This episode marks the first appearance of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout, Betty, and Zippy Danger.
* Despite the fact that she is nothing but a large-breasted plot device, Betty more or less stars in this all important episode. According to Ultra Satan he was "kind of high that day," which led to this decision.