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NEYCの非正常人类 第六章

作者：lhq

又是一个冬日的早晨。不到六点，寒有贺就从床上爬了起来。天还是黑的，但月亮在天空的角落挂着，显得异常明亮。昨晚干得不错，寒有贺心想。“至少和心钱瑞……”
想到这，他不禁傻笑起来。
精神焕发地来到教室，寒有贺把书包甩到桌子旁边，又把衣服蒙在了座位上，沉沉的坐了下去。柳汉奇第三个来到班级，依然喘着粗气，用手拽着衣服。进了教室里，他径直走到座位，却没有坐下，而是等待心跳渐缓，才长舒一口气。
“诶呦我，你有啥实力啊～”右边传来了寒有贺的大嗓门子。柳汉奇没有理会，只是呆呆的坐在那里，看向门口。
同学隔一会进来一两个，但只要Fiona的棕色的包没有被带进教室，大家就可以没有顾忌地聊天。
早来的永远是那些人，跟着柳汉奇的是乓细汗。摘下了白色帽子，乓细汗并没有理会后排的几个人，脱下外套，她又走出教室。
阳仔宸是要给Fiona端茶倒水的角色。每天的主要工作是给男卫生间隔间里弄得一地茶叶。Fiona对阳仔宸可谓信任有加，于是阳仔宸就成为了班主任身边的免费劳动力。早上他要早来学校，对于早上经常看到一个鬼祟的身影在办公室里动来动去这件事，大家都已经习惯了。
心钱瑞一进班级，寒有贺本来平复下来的心情又高涨了起来。
“诶呦我～”他热情的叫着。柳汉奇被这声招呼从发呆中惊醒，开始问起了英语作业答案。
七点零五一过，大家就一群一群地涌进教室。因为晚上的内卷，酱爱晨的早自习是用来补作业的。乓细汗和望京则就成了她每天早上的义父义母。柳汉奇看着几人眉来眼去地说笑，心中哼起了昨晚听的大悲咒。
早自习开始后，柳司涵才一脸疲惫地走进班级。看得出来，她昨晚睡的很晚。果味桃和普益兴想必在她家里度过了相亲相爱的一夜。对于这种丧尽天良的强制行为，作者在此表示对柳司涵没有参与进去的强烈谴责
### 《NEYCの非正常人类》

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Personnages

Ceci est la liste de **personnages** dans *Snacko*:

## Romance

**A-SONG****BITUIN****CHAE-YOUNG****CHIAKI****DATE****EMBER****FIONA****FRITS****HAN****IVA****KIMCHI****KIRYL****KUMAL****MACK****MISS CURATOR****ORIE****PICO****REJKA****RIKU**
## Non-romance

**BRANDI****HANNA****NOBU****NOBU JR.****YANG YANG**
## Personnages de l'histoire

**CHERI****GLINA****LAND SPRITE****MESECINA****MIRAZ****TRAVA**
## Commerçants

**A-SONG****BITUIN****CHAE-YOUNG****CHIAKI****DATE****EMBER****FIONA****FRITS****HAN****IVA****KIMCHI****KIRYL****KUMAL****MACK****MISS CURATOR****ORIE****PICO****REJKA****RIKU**
Theodore Cavendish (People's Leader)

**Born into Obscurity:**

Born on September 15th, 1875, in the unassuming Trividale in Broadwell District, Theodore Cavendish emerged as the successor to Alfred Carmichael in the intricate web of Neutralston's political landscape.

**A Fleeting Legacy:**

   Cavendish's leadership, lasting a mere eight years, unfolded in a time of disillusionment following the dark legacy left by Alfred Carmichael. Unfortunately, Theodore's tenure did little to dispel the shadows cast over the People's Leader position.

**Continuation of Unpopularity:**

Theodore Cavendish's leadership, like his predecessor's, failed to earn the affection of the people. Hated for what was perceived as a lacklustre term, he faced resentment from citizens yearning for a leader who would genuinely champion their rights and aspirations.

**Tragic End in Central District:**

Theodore's reign came to an abrupt end with his death on April 8th, 1908, in Central District, Neutralston City. His departure marked the conclusion of a forgettable chapter in Neutralston's political history, leaving behind a legacy marred by apathy and disappointment.

**Legacy of Indifference:**

Theodore Cavendish's short-lived leadership left an indelible mark of indifference. The nation's yearning for genuine representation and a leader who would embody the people's aspirations remained unfulfilled during his brief stint in power.

**Conclusion:**

Theodore Cavendish's biography stands as a testament to the challenges faced by leaders attempting to fill the shoes of their predecessors, especially when those predecessors leave a legacy of mistrust. His unremarkable tenure only intensified the yearning for a People's Leader who would authentically represent the will of the people in the evolving landscape of Neutralston's political history.
GTA 3 VEHÍCULOS

Archivo:GTE VIII.png

## Cuatro puertas

 Archivo:Sentinel III.PNG | Sentinel | Sedan

## Dos puertas

 Archivo:Stallion sin capota GTA 3.jpg | Stallion | Muscle

## Deportivos

 Archivo:Stinger GTA III.png | Stinger | Deportivo

## Camionetas, SUV´s y Todo terrenos

 Archivo:Patriot III.JPG | Patriot | Todo terreno

## Otros vehículos

 Archivo:Stretch GTA 3.jpg | Stretch | Limusina

## Vehículos marítimos

 Archivo:SpeederGTA3.jpg | Velóz | Lancha

## Véase también

* Vehículos
Luke Fischer (Chairman)

**Early Life and Heritage:**

Luke Fischer, born on the 16th of February, 1980, in the heart of Tezzaburg, German District, Neutralston City, emerged as a trailblazer in the nation's political landscape. The son of Miriam Green and Noah Fischer, his roots were deeply embedded in the cultural mosaic of the German District, reflecting the diverse tapestry that defined Neutralston.

**Political Ascension and Historic Milestones:**

   In a historic turn of events, Fischer became the second Chairman of mixed race, following in the footsteps of Alexander di Rossi. His ascent to power at the age of 19 marked a paradigm shift in Neutralston's political dynamics. Fischer's leadership style, characterized by innovation and a fresh perspective, resonated with the evolving aspirations of the nation.

**Youngest Chairman in History:**

Luke Fischer's tenure as Chairman not only marked him as a symbol of progress but also as the youngest Chairman in Neutralston's history. His youth brought dynamism to the political arena, inspiring a new generation of leaders and redefining the expectations associated with the highest office.

**Family Commitments and Transition:**

In 2004, facing a profoundly personal challenge, Fischer made the courageous decision to step down from the Chairmanship. The birth of his two disabled sons required his devoted attention, placing family commitment at the forefront. Fischer's departure from the political stage showcased a rare blend of compassion and responsibility.

**Legacy of Compassion and Sacrifice:**

Luke Fischer's legacy transcends the traditional confines of political narratives. His brief yet impactful tenure left an indelible mark on Neutralston's history. The sacrifices he made for his family underscored the values of compassion and familial duty, further endearing him to the people he served.

**To put it simple:**

Luke Fischer's story echoes as a chapter of compassion, sacrifice, and a commitment to values that extend beyond the political arena. As a trailblazer, he not only embraced the role of the second Chairman of mixed race but also demonstrated that true leadership encompasses an unwavering dedication to family and community, leaving an enduring impact on Neutralston's ever-evolving narrative.
Playing by the Rules

**Playing by the Rules** is the second book in the Players series.

## Blurb

**What happens when you fall for your brother's best friend? Find out in this angsty sports romance by *New York Times* bestselling author Monica Murphy...**

**Camden Fields** is the star quarterback of our college football team.

Quiet.

Smart.

Absolutely gorgeous.

He’s the man all the women on campus rave about. And while he’s had a few casual hookups over the years, it’s never anything serious. Cam doesn’t do serious.

He also doesn’t do me.

See, I’m his best friend’s little sister, and whenever we’re around each other, he’s always warning me that I’m off limits. That nothing can ever happen between us.

But I see the way he looks at me when he thinks I’m not watching. The heat in his gaze. The hunger. He can deny it, but that man wants me.

I want him too.

I’m tired of always being the good girl and doing what everybody expects. For once, I’m going to break all the rules that have restrained me my entire life.

I’m going after Camden Fields.

And no one can stop me.

## Tropes

* angsty romance
* college sports romance
* best friend's sister
* off-limits
Neutralston Monorail Scheme

## Neutralston Monorail

The Neutralston Monorail was a proposed circular Monorail line that was planned to encircle the Central Area of Neutralston stopping at key locations such as Neutralston Central and Lake Pomerania. The Monorail was proposed as part of plans by the Neutralston City Assembly to alleviate growing passenger numbers on various railway lines heading into Neutralston City in 1976. However due to the uncertainty of what using Monorail technology in a city setting would bring about and the costs of building such an extensive Monorail network, this idea was rejected in 1978.

The line would of roughly followed the current alignment of the Tramlink from Lake Pomerania on an elevated line towards Neutralston Central and beyond.
Landsberg

Landsberg (or Landsberg an der Neutro) is a city in southern Neutralston, on the Neutro river. It is the largest city in the German district with 21,432 residents (November 2006). Around Landsberg there are 3 railway stations that are serving the city: Landsberg Hbf, Landsberg Ost and Landsberg-Neutrohausen. Landsberg also has the biggest Oktoberfest in the entirety of Neutralston, and has the most breweries per hectare on the entire island.

**History**

During the reign of King Raymond I, the Jews treated the Germans like shit. Therefore in 1894 King Raymond I gave the Germans their own spot near the Neutro river in southern Neutralston, they eventually called Landsberg an der Neutro. It is there where most of the beer produced in Neutralston and where the Citaros were assembled. In World War I, Landsberg was home to most anti-German protests by angry anti-war and northerners. They were also home to St. Johannes Krankenhaus the second largest infantry hospital just behind St. Joseph Hospital in Bennington. The inter-war period of Neutralston was a wild change, and some far-right parties have been formed in Landsberg in support of the NSDAP in Germany. In 1949, Landsberg was also home to the Landsberg-Neutrohausen concertation camp. Housing and killing 3.100 Jews, Gingers, Blacks and Gypsies of Neutralston. You can visit the site today by going with the S-Bahn. Before the sanctions, Landsberg had a thriving German market in the historic Market Square, where many people bought their Chocolates, Wurst and Bier directly imported from Germany. Landsberg also had a railway connection to Neutralston, via Pine Village NCR. It closed in 1983 due to poor ridership, because of the nearby A13B road. They also had a railway going south to Jauerhütte. It also closed in 1983.

**Transport**

Landsberg has a railway connection to Neutralston and to eventually to Jauerhütte. Landsberg has 3 stations, Landsberg Hbf, Landsberg Ost and Landsberg-Neutrohausen. Landsberg Hbf is the biggest of the 3 and has Regional and S-Bahn services. Landsberg also has a bus service in around Landsberg City.

**Twin Towns**

Landsberg is twinned with Jawor, Bernau bei Berlin and Kirkby.
Daisy Albright

**Daisy Albright** is the female protagonist of ***You Said I Was Your Favorite***, and the wife of **Arch Lancaster**.

## Character description

*Daisy Albright. Incredibly beautiful. Painfully shy.*

*Little Miss Daisy sitting in the front of the classroom, always the model student. Little Miss Daisy reading her romance books with the cute covers and hot content inside…*
McDaniel's (Fast Food Franchise)

## McDaniel's

   McDaniel's LTD is a Neutralstonese fast food chain, founded in 1960 as a restaurant opertated by by Daleel Al-Foled and Gorg Al-Foled, in Cocainer District, Neutralston City. hey rechristened their buisness as a burger restaurant, and later turned their business into a franchise. With the "D" logo becoming a status symbol in 1962 at an outlet in Pine Village, Pinewood District, Neutralston City. In 1974, the brothers established a headquarters in the brand new Neutralston Retford buisness district, were there head of operations still remains till this very day.

McDaniel's is the biggest fast food chain in the whole country, serving over 250,000 Customers Daily in more than 520 outlets as of 2008. McDaniels is best known for their racially motivated meals such as the Jew Meal, Ginger Meal and Gypsy Meal. McDaniel's revenue mainly comes from their plot leasing scheme, as every outlet is owned locally. With it's over 10,000 employees, McDaniel's only comes second to the highest company with the amount of workers after Supermarket Chain Total Price Zone (TPZ).

**History**

In 1959, two Libyan brothers moved from Benghazi to flee Gaddafi's oppression and moved to Neutralston to seek asylum

and for economic opportunity. In March 1959, the brothers settled in an apartment block in the Cocainer District of

Neutralston City. The earliest signs of McDaniels started as the brothers would serve food for the flat block, cooking

cosines from all over the globe.
Alfred Carmichael (People's leader)

**Birth in the Shadows:**

   Alfredus Barnaby Carmichael, known as Alfred Carmichael, was born on August 1st, 1854, in the quaint St. Agatha's Catholic Township of British Neutralston, which would later become modern-day Wakeman. Little did the world know that this birth would set the stage for a figure whose legacy would be marred by controversy.

**Dark Manipulations:**

Carmichael's early years were marked by a devious intellect that sought to manipulate the political landscape. As a cunning strategist, he skillfully navigated the realms of power, gradually climbing the ladder of influence.

**Betrayal of Trust:**

Assuming the role of the first People's Leader in Neutralston, Carmichael's actions quickly revealed his true intentions. Rather than serving the interests of the people, he shamelessly promoted the monarchy's agenda, betraying the trust bestowed upon him by the citizens.

**False Promises and Deception:**

Under Carmichael's leadership, protests advocating for democracy, women's rights, and student rights were suppressed ruthlessly. His reign saw the denial of fundamental rights, as he exploited his position to serve the monarchy's whims, leaving a stain on Neutralston's history.

**The Unloved Leader:**

Alfred Carmichael's death on March 5th, 1900, in Central District, Neutralston City, was met with mixed emotions. The legacy he left behind was one of deception, manipulation, and a betrayal of the people's trust. His unpopularity resonated, and his name became synonymous with a dark chapter in the nation's history.

Alfred Carmichael's biography stands as a cautionary tale of a leader who exploited the hopes of a nation for personal gain. His tenure as the first People's Leader remains a somber reminder of the consequences when those in power prioritize their self-interest over the welfare of the people. The shadows of Carmichael's legacy linger, serving as a stark contrast to the democratic ideals that Neutralston ultimately embraced.
Версии игры

В данной статье описываются все версии игры "Камянка РП"

* 1.0.0
* 1.0.1
* 1.1.0
* 1.2.0
* 1.2.1
* 2.0.0

Самая первая версия игры.

## Нововведения

* Добавлены дома.
* Добавлена смена дня и ночи.
* Добавлена каменная дорога.

## Факты

* Данная версия - самая первая в игре.

Патч к версии 0.0.

## Нововведения

* Добавлен мини-маркет ATB.

Вторая версия в игре.

## Нововведения

* Добавлены гаражи.
* Добавлены деревья.
* Добавлены фонарные столбы.

Третья версия в игре.

## Нововведения

* Добавлены двери в домах.
* Добавлено оружие.

Патч к версии 2.0.

## Нововведения

* Добавлены звуки шагов.

Глобальное обновление

## Нововведения

* Добавлено больше фонарей.
* Расширено село.
* Добавлен фонтан в центре.
* Добавлен магазин "Сильпо".
* Двери были починены.
* Добавлено освещение в дома.
* Добавлена парковка рядом с магазином, добавлены машины на парковке.
* Добавлено больше жилых домов.
* Добавлен закрытый ларёк рядом с гаражами.
* Добавлена пасхалка на конце карты.

## Факты

* Это первое глобальное обновление к игре.
* Это последняя версия в игре.
Pulsar Island

Pulsar Island is a town and Island located in Outer-Neutralston and is situated on the Icy Archipelago and is the only District County in Neutralston City to have separate tax laws from the rest of the City.

**Overview**

Pulsar Island is the coldest and most remote part of Neutralston City, situated 8 km (5 mi) away from Broadwell Gateway. The Neutralston City Assembly has declared this town a nature reserve, due to the large population of Polar Bears which live on the various icebergs that surround the town. The population was 5000 in the 2011 Census however in the 2021 Census the Population of the town had declined significantly to 2558 people. One theory for this is that Pine Village's redevelopments attracted people away from Pulsar Island. The Town mainly makes its income from tourism, as people from the Mainland ride the TFN Ferry to Pulsar Island Ferry Terminal and go photograph the Polar Bears.
Pine Village Station (NCR)

*This article is about the Neutralston City Railway station, for the current Pine Village station see: Pine Village Station*

Pine Village Station was a train station located in Outer-Neutralston which was served by the Neutralston City Railway. The station was opened in April 1974 and had high passenger numbers for the first few months, however the station was closed in 1983 after the Neutralston City Railway shut down due to low passenger numbers due to the nearby A13 road.
Penny Woodlock

Penny Woodlock is one of the scientist from the same team as Diana. Penny has long brown hair and black eyes. Penny is the shortest of the team being the second shortest character (the shortest character is yet to be released by Ray)
Penny's has an energetic personality and is very close to her co-worker Tony.

Before the experiment, The team recorded videos of their last will.
*[LAST WILL OF PENNY WOODLOCK] Is this on? Ok Ok*
Soooo
Hey Marcel!
If you receive this then uhh
Im dead
or either missing
Soooo
Yeah
Take care of the cats!
And uh..
Love You!
[END]
Разработчик игры

Данная статья о разработчике игры.

razbudi (Lemonad\_1243) является разработчиком Камянка РП и других игр. Чаще всего он создаёт игры сам, но редко ему помогают.

## История

Его предыстория неизвестна, но известно, что в 2020 году он потерял аккаунт, из-за UTG (тогда его ник был 0no\_11) ((Ultimate Trolling Gui)), но 26.11.2021 он создал данный аккаунт. Всё началось с игры Зеленоградск РП (в данный момент является полигоном для тестировки), но её никто не оценил.

#### Популярность

Его популярность началась в 2022-23 годах, когда он выпустил успешную игру - Белгородск РП. Она была о жизни в украинском городе, где было всё очень даже не плохо детализировано.

#### Наше время

Сейчас он работает над данной игрой ( игрой - Камянка РП), которая, является, продолжением Белгородска РП. Данную игру часто посещают его друзья, и проводится РП.

## Вид

Он выглядит как эльф, без волос, без лица, в зелёных штанах и футболке, с шапкой, с Pumpkid (UGC) на плече.

## Ссылки

Профиль - https://www.roblox.com/users/3092494082/profile#!/about

Игра - https://www.roblox.com/games/13460575680/unnamed
George O' Lanner (Chairman)

Born on the 6th of December 1905 in Fencer, Entwistle Bay, Benningtonshire, George O' Lanner emerged from humble beginnings to become a prominent figure in the annals of Neutralston's history. His life's journey, marked by intellectual pursuits and political leadership, left an enduring impact on the island nation.

**Early Life and Academic Prowess:**

George O' Lanner's journey began in the picturesque town of Fencer in Benningtonshire, a county known for its historical landmarks and cultural richness. Raised against the backdrop of Benningtonshire's Gaelic settlements, Lanner developed an early appreciation for the island's diverse heritage.

Displaying an innate curiosity and aptitude for academic pursuits, Lanner's path led him to become a biology professor. His keen interest in the natural sciences and his academic endeavours were a testament to his commitment to knowledge and intellectual growth.

**The Minister of Health:**

Lanner's foray into politics took a significant turn when he assumed the position of the Minister of Health. His tenure in this role was characterized by a focus on public welfare and healthcare reform. Lanner's policies aimed at improving the healthcare infrastructure and ensuring access to quality medical services for all of the Neutro Race.

**Successor to Niccals:**

Following the death of Robert-Paul Niccals in 1941, George O' Lanner assumed the mantle of leadership as the Chairman of Neutralston. His transition from the academic realm to the political forefront marked a turning point for the nation.

Lanner's leadership was shaped by the enduring philosophy of Lee-Frank Thompson, the philosopher and political activist whose ideals had left an indelible mark on Neutralston's narrative. Thompson's advocacy for the principle of the Neutro Race, and helping a country prosper by itself, resonated with Lanner's vision for the future.

**Philosophical Influences:**

Inspired by Thompson's vision, Lanner's chairmanship embraced a more Neutro-friendly governing system. The emphasis on the Neutro race and contributing to the ethnical society, empowered Lanner's political stances to the main stage.

Lanner's administration sought to mend the scars left by past ideologies, fostering a sense of unity and brotherhood across the nation. The amazing wonder of the Ultimate Holy Genocide that he called air on only helped his running term.

**Legacy and Transition to a New Era:**

George O' Lanner's tenure as Chairman marked a period of transition and rebuilding for Neutralston. His commitments to the writings and lectures of Lee-Frank Thompson made him one of Neutralston's most beloved Chairmen.

On the 31st of March 1961, George O' Lanner passed away in Victory District, Neutralston City. His legacy endured as Neutralston continued its journey, shaped by the lessons of the past and the vision of a more fraternised and unified society. The transition from the epic era of Niccals to Lanner's leadership symbolized the resilience and adaptability of the island nation.
Sea otter

**Sea otters** are a subspecies of otter that can be found in several areas of the world, including the Alaskan coast. They spend most of their time in the ocean. They have very thick fur that keeps them warm; sea otters spend hours grooming their fur to keep it in good shape. They use their stomachs to carry food and their young.
Stormbringer's Mightaxe

* Dano: 213
* Durabilidade: 330
* Velocidade de Ataque: Lenta
* Custo: 330

A Stormbringer's Mightaxe é uma axe imbuída com o poder da tempestade, destinada a trazer uma força devastadora aos campos de batalha. Com um dano imponente de 213, esta axe é a escolha ideal para guerreiros que buscam subjugar seus oponentes com a fúria dos ventos e relâmpagos. Sua durabilidade substancial de 330 assegura que a Stormbringer's Mightaxe seja uma arma resistente, capaz de suportar os tumultos mais intensos. A velocidade de ataque lenta destaca a natureza imponente desta axe, proporcionando golpes poderosos e tempestuosos. Disponível por um custo de 330, a Stormbringer's Mightaxe é a personificação da fúria tempestuosa nas mãos do seu portador.
Slow Play

**Slow Play** is the third book in the Rules series.

## Blurb

***He’s the king of the players…***

**Alexandria Asher just wants to live a normal life.**

Bad enough her parents were arrested for embezzlement. Or adjusting to being broke after living rich her entire life. The last thing she can handle is gossip.

The obvious answer? She enrolls in college under her mother’s maiden name and tries her best to pretend she’s someone else.

**Tristan Prescott is everything Alex is trying to avoid.**

He’s an egotistical, lazy, rich jerk, and he deserved every drop of the beer she dumped on his head for coming on to her at a party.

But it only spurred Tristan into action. He loves nothing more than a challenge. And the beautiful Alex is exactly the type of challenge that intrigues him.

Despite her reluctance, Alex finds herself falling for Tristan.

Underneath that playboy exterior is a sweet and sexy normal guy. The kind of guy who makes her feel like she didn’t really lose anything by coming here. But when family secrets come to light, threatening to rip them apart, can Alex convince the player to stay?
Neutralston Tram

## Neutralston Tramlink

The Neutralston Tramlink is a light rail system serving a frequent link between the Central Area and the historical Lake Pomerania District. The system began operation in 2005, the first tram system since 1966 after the demolition of the Trividale-Victory Park Tramway. The tram line is operated by Transport for Neutralston, a subsidiary of the Blaufuchs Transport Group.

The network consists of 5 stops across a 5km (3.1mi) line, making each station almost 1km away from eachother. On a mixture of designated tracks and street track.

**History**

In the 20th century, the market district was home to the maintenance depot for the now deceased Trividale-Victory Park Tramway. When in 1967, the Tramway company closed the last section between Broadwell to Neutralston Market, the company took a loan in favour of an underground line. However, due to a lack of funding, the underground line turned out to be a whole cheap budge job and slowed down connections between the two sides of the cities.

In 2004, The Neutralston Central Government that was run by the NFT at that time, signed the Belt and Road contract with the Chinese Government to enhance infrastructure and transport links across the whole country. Which one of the initiatives lead the construction of the Tramlink.

**Construction**

Construction of the line commenced in one phase, starting in September 2005, and finishing in February of the next year.
药神

# 背景

2023.9.26，\*\*\*\*\*\*运动会。（\*\*\*\*班）304\*\*，即ylj，携带某些药物。

# 开端

ylj之前跑步很拉跨，但是今天却在100m、200m初赛突然超过了跑得很快的lts&xpl，以第一的成绩进入决赛。~~当时很多同学就猜测他嗑药了~~。

# 发展

下午决赛，ylj很不在状态，居然在跑前公然拿出一小瓶并开始饮用。只见那小瓶棕色玻璃瓶身，状若药瓶。然而起跑之处正为摄像头之拍摄不到之地，并且也没人想无事生非，就没人举报。

# 同学们的推理

1. 他早上就喝药了，趁着药劲才跑了第一，下午药劲过了，现嗑的药。
2. 他嗑的应该不是xfj，因为①那玩意是违禁品，不好整②一天喝两瓶xfj容易歹匕那

# 结局

```
* * * * * * * *班因为很多同学因事不能参赛，dyy同学就热心地替跑。结果被ylj实名举报。

```

1. ↑ 100m：lts > xpl > ylj200m: jdc > xpl > ylj > lts
2. ↑ 关键是lts脚已经受伤了，跑完下来脚脖子都紫了
3. ↑ 他一共跑了五个
4. ↑ 虽然𠂑卩用没有
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NEYCの非正常人类 第二章

作者：lhq

说到柳司涵，就不得不提到另一个人，锅沉蒴。作为一名卷王，他每周一周三下午都会进行内卷工作，誓要为祖国的竞赛事业贡献自己的一份力量。
单凭这段描述，大家可能认为锅沉蒴是不苟言笑、一心向学、小眼有神的好学生形象。然而，在情感方面，他却表现出了与他的外貌不符的忸怩。
与寒有贺相似，锅沉蒴对于柳司涵的追求也很主动。每节课间，锅沉蒴几乎都会来的柳司涵的座位前，找着话题聊天。
"我觉得，你们班的女孩很漂亮啊。"锅沉蒴说。
这是他今天第n次对柳司涵表达出爱慕之情。
然而柳司涵每次都回他一句，"啊？是吗？哈哈…"
每次都这样，这让锅沉蒴很伤心，却又不甘心。
与他的失败案例不同，柳汉奇和酱爱晨，是班级CP中为数不多有he结局的。
柳汉奇，和阳仔宸一样，在黑白两道都有势力。他在班级的每个圈子里都能挤到一个边缘的位置，却没有在圈子核心的地位。这使得他总是很难过，于是在千千万万的夜晚的修炼后，他终于拥有了属于自己的代号，emo哥。
而酱爱晨，更多混迹的老师的圈子。似乎学校每一个长久教她的老师，都收到过她的零食。显然，酱爱晨很懂在学校的求生之道——与老师处好关系。后来，她成为了枚录雨手下的学生会主席，还和司马选有了联系，成为了班级同学中在学校地位最高的人之一。
酱爱晨的好朋友，乓细汗，就不像她这般惹人注意了。她坐在知名好学生“先分上再说”哥（简称再说哥）的旁边，气质也和再说哥很像。很少人知道她的背景，她也没有过什么绯闻。但是，她的人缘，比任何人都要好。
而且，乓细汗也是一个很聪明的女生。
她很会伪装。
在学校，她几乎没有和任何男生交谈过。
她就像个孤独的小女嗨，静静地呆在教室中心，享受着其他人对她的仰视。
"你在等谁。"酱爱晨问到，随即扑了上去，纠缠在一起。
“百合无限好，只是生不了……”柳汉奇在旁边，安慰自己道。
班级里，还有一人和她关系密切，就是笋龙椅。她坐在侯军疼的后面，看着形形色色的人来到侯军疼的座位上和小男娘亲热，她觉得好笑又无奈。
她曾经称自己为笋小透明。但她的存在感却越来越强，随着一次考试班级第一，她受到很多人关注了。这其中，就有班级第四大情种，柳桶铄。他们在网上聊天，却一直不被众人在意，虽然偶有磕学家提及，但总是比不上其他CP惹人注意。直到被磕学家头子，284代言人，坤哥吐槽大师，老阴阳人Fiona提起，他们的故事才被众人知晓。
“没事，我不着急。”柳桶铄在众人面前尖声说。
柳桶铄的传言，在班级里仅次于锅沉蒴。他的前任很多，还有人说他在和隔壁班一位女生正在交往。但，在一众异性中，能给他带来母亲一般关怀的，只有笋龙椅一人。
### 《NEYCの非正常人类》

上一篇：NEYCの非正常人类 第一章下一篇：NEYCの非正常人类 第三章
1. ↑ ~~似乎并不只是祖国的（笑~~
Andrew Limeton (People's Leader)

**The Orphaned Beginnings:**

Born Andreus Limerston on April 16th, 1888, at the St. Mary Of The Assumption Royal Orphanage in the Parish of Wavier, Neutralston, Andrew Limeton's early life was marked by abandonment. His parents, having converted to Islam and relocated to the Ottoman Empire, left him behind in the care of the orphanage, setting the stage for a life without familial ties.

**The Unwanted Leader:**

Ascending to the position of People's Leader, Andrew Limeton inherited a mantle of disdain. His leadership, marked by an apparent disconnect with the populace, failed to resonate with the citizens of Neutralston. Limeton's tenure mirrored the unpopularity of his predecessors, Theodore Cavendish and Alfred Carmichael, leaving the people disillusioned and disheartened.

**A Reign of Hostility:**

Limeton's rule was characterized by a pervasive atmosphere of hostility, with the masses expressing their discontent through protests and vocal opposition. The People's Leader became a symbol of dissatisfaction, as citizens yearned for a leader who would genuinely represent their interests.

**Tragedy Strikes in the Royal Palace:**

The already contentious leadership of Andrew Limeton came to a tragic end on June 18th, 1917, in the Royal Palace, Victory Park, Neutralston City. Stabbed to death by members of the LFT, Limeton's demise marked a violent chapter in Neutralston's political history, further intensifying the animosity that had surrounded his leadership.

**Legacy of Strife and Resentment:**

Andrew Limeton's legacy is one fraught with strife and resentment. His tenure as People's Leader failed to bridge the gap between the government and the governed, deepening the existing divide and contributing to the nation's yearning for a leader who would genuinely champion their cause.

*Conclusion:*

The story of Andrew Limeton is a somber tale of a leader who, despite his unique origins, could not overcome the challenges of unpopularity. His tragic end in the Royal Palace serves as a stark reminder of the volatile political climate that defined Neutralston during this tumultuous period.
Jack Borowski (Chairman)

**Early Years and Mixed Heritage:**

Born on the 3rd of October, 1983, in the serene precincts of Ice Cove District, Neutralston City, Jack Timothy Borowski's heritage bore the unique fusion of Polish and Neutralstonese roots. The son of Louise Anderson and Jakub Borowski, Jack embodied the diverse cultural tapestry that defined Neutralston's identity.

**Political Ascent and Vision:**

Jack Borowski entered the political arena with a vision for a Unified Neutralston. His commitment to fostering unity and progress set the stage for a transformative political career. Rising through the ranks, Borowski's leadership style reflected a dedication to inclusivity and a belief in the strength of a united nation.

**Chairmanship and Momentous Tenure:**

Assuming the mantle of Chairman, Borowski faced the intricate challenges of a rapidly changing world. His tenure, though brief, left an indelible mark on Neutralston's trajectory. Borowski's initiatives aimed at economic development, social cohesion, and technological innovation mirrored his commitment to steering Neutralston into a new era.

**Tragic Departure:**

The promising journey of Jack Timothy Borowski came to a tragic halt on the 2nd of January, 2008. His untimely death in Central Square, Central District, Neutralston City, sent shockwaves through the nation. The circumstances surrounding his demise, orchestrated by the Minister of Defence, Bartosz Malinka, in a planned association, revealed a plot to re-form solidarity within the LFT, now named the Neutralston Party.

**Legacy of Vision and Unity:**

Jack Borowski's legacy persists as a beacon of vision and unity. His belief in the strength of a united Neutralston transcended the confines of his tenure. The impact of his policies and the aspirations he nurtured continue to resonate, shaping the ideals that subsequent leaders would strive to uphold.

**Conclusion:**

Jack Timothy Borowski's biography stands as a poignant reminder of a leader whose journey was abruptly cut short. In the brief span of his political career, Borowski left an enduring legacy that echoes in the corridors of power and the hearts of those who envisioned a Unified Neutralston. The tragedy of his untimely departure, orchestrated by political intrigue, underscores the fragility of political narratives and the unpredictability that often accompanies leadership.
In the Dark

**In the Dark** is the second book in the Rules series.

## Blurb

***The girl next door is more than she seems…***

**Gabriel Walker is bored out of his mind. Spending the summer with his screwed up family has left him in dire need of a distraction.**

*Or an adventure.*

He finds both closer than he expected—in his gorgeous new neighbor.

The spark between them is instant. Electric. Soon they’re spending every stolen minute together. It’s the perfect summer fling.

**Lucy is keeping a secret. She isn’t the girl next door—she’s the help who’s been hired to house sit for the summer.**

*She’s a nobody.*

If Gabe wants to believe she’s a spoiled rich girl looking for some fun, she can play along with this game. What’s the harm in it?

What they didn’t count on was running into each other at college.

Now Lucy must keep up the pretense of being a rich girl—and it’s exhausting. She knows she’s falling in love with Gabe and she’s terrified he feels the same. Will he stay with her when her secret comes into the light?
АТБ

Внимание!

Данная статья является недописанной. В ней может быть не полная информация. Проверьте то, что есть в игре.

АТБ - Магазин в Камянке, находится возле знака въезда в село.

## Цены

Цены в магазине АТБ - кусаются. Килограмм огурцов - 10000 грн. Буханка хлеба - 20 грн. Килограмм помидоров (черри!) - 100 грн. Огурцы самые дорогие.

## Критика

В селе магазин оценили довольно хорошо. В плане обслуживания и качества. Вывеска красочная, из-за чего в селе хоть как-то видно. Итоговая оценка 9/10, из-за цен.

## Пасхалки

### Полицейская униформа

Если повернуть за магазин, можно найти полицейскую униформу. Это отсылка на то, что можно всегда её взять, и сделать РП с полицейскими.
我们从这里启航~

# 背景

在某学校某届某班，某老师在家长会等地多次大放撅词，要求各位家长完全禁止同学们的一切网络社交活动，甚至在同学中**安插卧底**来**探查同学们在朋友圈里的内容**。为此，我们创立了这个网站来代替发朋友圈的功能~~以及挑衅老师~~。

# 创作要求

**1.**可以把这里当作朋友圈或者某度贴吧，在[[1]]整活。

**2.**可以在这里发布页面整活。**3.**内容要求：
①不要发布未完成的页面；
②可以整活、讽刺或发布与某班级有关的内容以及地狱笑话等，但是不要过多涉及政治内容和可能引人不适的内容；
③可以提及㯑㮶相关内容，但是别把它当成神一样供着，也不要做出与它言行相似的行为；
④本Wiki暂时不准备设置更多的管理员。

1. ↑ 注：网站背景的典故是，之前说过要把不听话的人的头像拉长然后贴到板报上🤣
2. ↑ 成预言了
3. ↑ 直接把名字改成别人认识的也行
好样的！

# 我娇妻，姓物理

rjl之后，qzh成为了我们新的物理老师(某考试后）。由于其一口气连续说超过4个字或者声音稍微不那么虚弱一点就能进icu的抽象属性以及“啧”（/!~ǀ/）的抽象口头禅被我们玩成了新的一个梗。

#### 背景

之前他监考时，考试结束总会用一种有气无力又很夹且让人未尝不是的语气说

“所有人~ ~ ~ ~ ~停 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 笔~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ”

“所有人~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 停~止~答~卷~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~”

于是被(zty)尊称为停笔哥

#### 自我介绍

（课前因其停笔哥的大名，同学们议论纷纷）
（老师进入教室，议论声经久不衰）
qzh：
/kʰŋ̩ˌkʰŋ̩/
我姓戚，教物理。
本来呢，/!/，我来到，这个自称，是整个初三，最优秀，的班级，/!/，还，很高兴。
但是，刚才，到了班级门口，

**ŋ̩˘我~就~有~点儿~~/!/不~~高~兴~↘了~~**

#### 拓展延伸

因为男神的名字响彻全班，而qzh的自我介绍调转过后是“我娇妻，姓物理”，于是qzh的娇妻自然而然~~其实也没那么自然而然~~地就是sjy(男神)了，而男神自然也就姓物理了~~物理蔨龑~~
~~美国五星物理学家麦克阿瑟曾经说道：本来我还是很有信心战胜对方的，但是当我知道对方是男神的时候，/!/，啊我~就~有~点~儿~不~高~兴~了~~~

1. ↑ rjl本人对这个梗的看法：不是，怎的啊？我夸你们还不行了啊？你们对我这个物理老师的印象就这一句好样的呗？
NEYCの非正常人类 第七章

作者：lhq

经过了那么多人物描写之后，早自习终于在一片暗度陈仓的齐作业中结束。第一节课由Fiona为大家带来，有请。
“其实吧，啊，孩子们，我真觉得吧，学习这个事，它就在于坚持。你们说对不对。是不是这个道理。我有个以前教过的学生，这孩子可好了（说“可”字的时候有一个夸张的延长），我记得特别清楚……”说着，Fiona就陷入了对她过往光辉岁月的怀念。当把最后总结的话用几个例子重复之后，第一节英语课终于正式开始了。
寒有贺是不屑于听学校的任何一科课的，班主任的课也不例外。但靠自己牺牲了全部情商换来的智商，他能将成绩保持在班级的最前列。如此自信让他和柳桶铄在课上聊的很开心。但对于柳汉奇来说，这属实是一种乐子（折磨），谁让他坐在这二位旁边呢。最前排的那几位，酱爱晨 望京则 雷电鸡文这三位也是几乎没有不说话的时候，却从未被Fiona怀疑。
上课的时候班级说话也是分成很多小组。前面的乓细汗和酱爱晨自不用多说，柳司涵和阳仔宸，心钱瑞和朱志宇，寒有贺和柳桶铄，锅沉蒴和降生纹甚至都可以组在一起。
柳汉奇心中默念“孤高的灵魂不需要羁绊之地”，但望向酱爱晨的眼神还是出卖了他的想法。
看着她和望京则有说有笑，柳汉奇心中的杀意渐起了。
寒有贺也不停地看着心钱瑞。心钱瑞每次犯困时寒有贺都格外注意，还要若无其事地说一句 “又睡了”。在心钱瑞咳嗽时他都会跟上一声娇媚的咳嗽，目的除了引起心钱瑞注意外尚不明确。
柳汉奇被这一系列操作弄得心态即将崩溃，于是两眼发直的盯着书。
“汉奇～”Fiona阴阳的声音传来，柳汉奇打了个哆嗦。
“诶呀～睡得挺香呀～睡着了没有呀？诶做梦了是不是，梦见美女了没？还是梦着我们…爱晨了呀～”
柳汉奇想到酱爱晨和望京则说说笑笑，心里更崩溃了。
“诶，那我做的不对了，对不起啊我给你道歉，咋能给您从这 大美梦里叫醒呢？……”
“逆天。”柳汉奇下一节课就一直愣在那里，开始了今日份的怀疑人生。
这段狗血剧情作者本来是不想描述的，但奈何作者没活了，只能把它们加进来。
### 《NEYCの非正常人类》

上一篇：NEYCの非正常人类 第六章下一篇：NEYCの非正常人类 第八章
1. ↑ 实际上某考试后雷电鸡文变成了hjt
2. ↑ 然而实际上并不是没被怀疑，只不过受害者雷电鸡文占70%，望京则占31%，酱爱晨占-1%
3. ↑ 然而实际上这只是某考试前的座位排布。考试后雷电鸡文、降生纹皆逝，原座位也被打乱。
Things I Wanted to Say

**Things I Wanted to Say** is the first book in the Lancaster Prep series.

## Blurb

**From *New York Times* bestselling author Monica Murphy comes a brand new dark and twisted bully romance full of secrets and lies...**

Whit Lancaster burst into my life like a storm. Dark and thunderous, furious and fierce. Cold, heartless, and devastatingly beautiful, like the statues in our prep school gardens. The school with his family name on the sign. He can do no wrong here. This is his domain.

He’s a menace on campus. Adored and feared. Hated and respected. His taunting words carve into my skin, shredding me to ribbons. Yet his intense gaze scorches my blood, fills me with a longing I don’t understand.

When he comes to my rescue one night, he ends up broken. Bleeding. My instincts scream to leave and let him suffer, but I can’t. I sneak him into my room. Clean him up. Fall for his lies. Let him possess every single part of me until I’m the one left a gasping, broken mess.

Then he leaves me alone in the dead of night, taking my journal with him.

Now he knows all my secrets. My hate. My truth. And he promises to use my words against me. I’ll be ruined if my darkest secret gets out.

That’s when I strike a bargain with the devil.

I’ll let **Whit Lancaster** ruin me behind closed doors instead.
🤣👉徐永香名言

1. 历史是70分！不是40分！不是50分！
2. 选择题我不讲了，你们自己研究去吧，书上都有。
3. 经过我们和高中部老师的研究，决定这道题这么写的一律不给分……书上写的答案不完全准确，不完全准确就是错的！所以你们考试别照书上抄，听我的！我说的还不够明白吗？怎的你还要（给编者）写信是怎得啊！
4. 我↓的↗课↘堂↑，不允许翘二郎腿！不允许喝水！
5. 别的班（辅导课）我都不去的！就你们班我来一下！
6. 你为什么不学历史！你历史能答满分吗！
7. 你历史七上七下八上八下九上都学会了吗你就说话！

## 衍生梗

1. 历史xx不分家eg.①.历史化学不分家正确用法：“历史化学不分家，因为得学化学史”“历史物理不分家，因为两个词音调一样”，在历史和另一学科之间强行联系，达到一定的喜剧效果~~和对xyx嘲笑的黑色幽默~~eg.②.历史美术不分家就是通过将历史和随便一个什么东西sei一块，随时随地都可以玩，但是容易变成烂梗eg.③.历史一试不分家；历史鼻屎不分家双押
2. xx辅导课，就只能学历史！
3. 你明明有……时间，为什么不用来学历史？你能答满分了吗？你七上七下八上…………
4. 你历史必修一必修二必修三……/《中国近代史》《隋唐五代史》《欧洲中古史》《日本列岛史》……/《战国策》《三国志》《资治通鉴》……都学会了吗？！反正就是跟历史有关的一堆都碓进去就完了
5. 你说的对，但是历史辅导课是一款由徐永香自主研发的历史学科自主探究课程。在这个课程里，你将扮演「21级10班学生」，在一所名为「\*\*\*\*\*\*」的学校里，~~与同学们一起交流~~你历史能答满分了吗就跟人说话，~~学习书上知识~~书上说的不对，考试按我讲的答，共同探寻「历史」的奥秘
6. 好样的徐永香！别样的历史课！

## 别样的事件

1. 背景 2023.9.21，正是这个梗产生的第二天。同学们本就热爱篡改白板上的作业，今天课间更加嚣张。yls在白板上方写下了大大的“历史：复习七上七下八上八下九上”，gcs又加上了“预习必修1~3”等，但最后都擦了。
2. 根本原因 zjm在历史作业那栏潇洒地题下了大大的“答满分”
3. 导火索/直接原因 wsr在自习课上问lts历史作业是什么，lts看到作业后，舌头僵劲不能动，在原地正笑得抽风之时，进来了
4. 经过 把zjm叫了出去，并对其进行恐吓，称其只是为了存在感，并向其展示走廊里的通报批评
5. 高潮 zjm：还有别人也写了，就是擦了：那我得去问问呐（yygq）（走回教室）今天都有谁在白板上改历史作业了？于是，在没有一个人承认的情况下，没犯什么错误的gcs居然主动承认了
6. 结局 使用技能：の打狗棍，二位想必都经受了一定的屈辱（

## 真正的结局

撅杀，无解

撅杀，无解

## 后来的名言

1. 老师批卷看心情：心情好我就给你分，心情不好我就不给！
2. 注意逗号，这里必须写逗号，不写逗号就不给分！
3. ……这里你必须这么写，要不然就给你扣分辣！分流你就分↑不上↓辣！！！
4. 你听书的还是听我的？
1. ↑ 好的发言，爱来自2023.9.20
2. ↑ 老师说：答案书上都有，你们自己研究去吧。老师还说：书上是错的，你得听我的
3. ↑ 老师说：我好久没教初一了，不知道你们的书是什么样的。老师还说：我们讨论得出的结论是你们的书上不对
4. ↑ 但是pipi还真给人教官方发电邮了
5. ↑ 好的梗，爱来自zzy
6. ↑ 这是这个梗的最初形态。历史老师莫名其妙什么任务都没留就逃课之后，zzy非常勇敢地掏出了化学作业，曰：“历史化学不分家”~~（后来我给她做的解释是化学不是也得学化学史吗）~~
7. ↑ 好样的！
8. ↑ 如您所见，的头像似乎并不总是。她从2023新年开始便每年换一个~~一点也不~~喜庆的新头像。如：2023年；2024年
9. ↑ 9.27，又是历史辅导课，这回在场并对xyx的行为表示不解
10. ↑ 2023.9.28，16：00～16：09，小徐老师（xjh）和xyx史诗级同框。~~然而最后被yls问的历史周练第38题打破了~~
11. ↑ 后来分流考试当天，我们在走廊里吟诵名言时，徐永香刚好经过~~贴脸开大~~
His Reverie

**His Reverie** is the first book in the Reverie duet series.

## Blurb

I knew from the moment I first saw her she was the one. The only girl I could ever want.

The only girl I could ever love.

She is light.

I am darkness.

She is innocent.

I’ve done too much.

She is good.

I am bad.

She is my every dream.

I should be her every nightmare.

We come from different worlds. She’s…perfect. And I’m…

Not.

Somehow she wants me anyway. So we’ll grasp at what we can. We’re going to make this summer count. She’s my secret. And I’m hers.

The problem with secrets is they never last for long. And when others discover we’re together, they’ll do whatever it takes to keep us apart. All I know is: I won’t let them.

Because **Reverie Hale**? She’s mine.
Jingle Bell Waddle

***Jingle Bell Waddle*** is a song in the *Animal Holiday* video that closes the penguin segment. The song is in the style of a rock song, and is set to the tune of the Christmas song, "Jingle Bells".

## Lyrics

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Waddle all the way

Icebergs jut where the penguins strut

At the South Pole far away

Hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells

It's a perfect day

To waddle, waddle, flap, flap, flap

And watch the penguins play!

They waddle all around

Short and fat and wide

Lookin' for a place

To sled, and slip, and slide

They love to dive and swim

Their feathers keep 'em dry

But it's a fact, with wings like that

They'll never learn to fly

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells

Let's have fun for hours

Tobagganing across the snow

How's that for penguin power?

Whoa!

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Line up and single file

Put on a tux, and come with us

We're go...nna... make... you... smile!

## Gallery

*Main article: Jingle Bell Waddle/Gallery*
食堂工作调查表

### 食堂工作调查表

 开学初期，蛋、菜、肉涨幅较大，但是我们的餐费标准没有提高，坚持做到每周两次鲜
牛肉、两次大虾或炸鱼、一次红烧排骨。尽力让同学们吃好、吃饱。近期市委、市区教育局、
市区市场监督局多次到我校食堂进行飞行检查，高度评价我校食堂工作，拟组织其他学校到
我校参观学习。但同学们喜好不同，所以征集同学们的意见，力求把工作做地更好。
1. 午餐拟调整为2荤1素+酸奶，晚餐拟调整为1荤2素+水果 同意 不同意
2. 酸奶、水果、糕点更喜欢哪种，喜欢哪种就多安排哪种？ 酸奶 水果 糕点
3. 菜的味道如何 好 一般 较差
4. 菜中油的量如何 适当 少 多
5. 米饭口感如何 很好 软 硬
6. 服务人员态度如何 很好 一般 较差
7. 二楼正厅有意见箱
8. 多沟通，多理解，让1200学生都满意是件很难的工作。
9. 同学们可以多提合理建议
 请各个班级的生活委员把1到6中各项调查内容所占比例进行统计,根据家长及同学们
的意见，尽力安排好同学们的饮食。
 初中部食堂 2023年9月27日
1. ↑ 仅保留原文，不发表见解
NEYCの非正常人类 第一章

作者：lhq

“感谢你特别邀请～来见证你的爱情～我始终…”
“啪”没睁开眼睛的寒有贺关掉了闹钟。作为一个情种，选择了这样的歌当闹钟更符合他的身份。
他心中的那个人，心钱瑞，是学校里一个普通的女生。
虽然长得漂亮，但性格却很平凡。
这么多年，他一直默默地对她呵护备至，他相信她对他的感情是毋庸置疑的。
但...她不喜欢他。
不喜欢？寒有贺一怔，这不应该啊。他这么优秀，她怎么会不喜欢他呢？
寒有贺为此曾狂躁过 焦虑过 忐忑过 在不懈的努力下 终于和心钱瑞成为了好朋友。
他们俩的感情，很好。
但，好景不长。
就在寒有贺以为他终于要追到他心目中的白月光的时候，心钱瑞突然告诉他她有男朋友了！
"你骗我？"寒有贺瞪大双眸，眼中满是不敢置信。
心钱瑞一副无辜模样，道："没有啊。我没有骗你啊。我有男朋友了，而且他比你对我还好。"
"那个人是谁！"寒有贺抓住心钱瑞的肩膀摇晃着质问。
心钱瑞咬牙坚持道："你放手！放手！"
寒有贺怒吼道："我不放！你说，他到底是谁！"
他的脸色狰狞，看起来十分恐怖。
就像数学考试答了117分一样。
心钱瑞的男朋友叫理查德，这是她向寒有贺说的。至于是否真实，寒有贺也不知道，但可以肯定的是，他被拒绝了。
但寒有贺没有被击垮，他依然进行着追求计划。从上课串座位的小心思，到吃饭时微妙的距离控制，寒有贺对于心钱瑞放不下的心可以说是路人皆知。
然而寒有贺并不希望这样。
于是，一杯酸奶从空中飞过，划着一道白影直射向的食堂的墙壁。随着爆浆，酸奶染白了阳仔宸的衣服。
“啊哈你干嘛！”阳仔宸尖锐地爆鸣着。
寒有贺眼里的煞气随着脚步溢出来，冷冷的道："滚开，别碍事。"
阳仔宸一愣，随即反映过来，怒道："我碍你什么事了？"
寒有贺冷笑着，道："这话该我问你。你不要太过分，你知不知你……"
顿了一顿，他又不说话了，不再理会阳仔宸，只是帮他擦着衣服。
“我们本不是一个层次的人。”寒有贺心里想着。
在这个班级，寒有贺的地位可以说相当之高，仅次于“女生”的地位。靠着优秀的成绩和不要脸的精神，他获得了老师间断性的宠爱。而阳仔宸，则是通吃黑白两道。既能和机场哥相处融洽，和奥代签讨论人生哲学，化身带刀侍卫，也能在班级的核心成员中有一席之地。
远处的心钱瑞好像并没有在意这些事，依旧和柳司涵吃着饭。
柳司涵，是一个看起来很正常的女生，有着广大未成年女性的特点。但藏在中分发型的外表下的，她有着非同一般的能力。她混迹微博超话多年，却能在不懈努力下，将自己的xp从卡粉小哥变成了奔三小哥。在班级，她能让前后座位的男生神魂颠倒。
“这都是意外！”受害人之一陈骑汉说道。
### 《NEYCの非正常人类》

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NEYCの非正常人类 第四章

作者：lhq

对于锅沉蒴来说，这天实在不是个好日子。他下课去找柳司涵的时候，被告诉说已经没有机会了。柳司涵的男朋友果味桃，根据她的描述，是个学霸状元 一拳530 大猛0长得帅巨帅 理科男 不会唱歌跳舞，但很爱她。锅沉蒴虽然也是理科男学霸，但在眼睛这个方面实在不占优势。他倒不像寒有贺一样狂躁，只是“啊啊啊”地叫着跑开了。
阳仔宸见了，关切中带着幸灾乐祸的问道：“受什么刺激了？”
“啊啊啊……没事”锅沉蒴语无伦次地说。

"哦，你喜欢柳司涵？"
"没有！"
"你喜欢她的什么呢？"
"啊，就是......"
"就是什么呀？"
"我也说不上来。"
"喜欢不需要理由，对吧。"
"我用心了啊。"
"用心就够了吗？"
“他为什么找别人，我每天都找她聊天，甚至上学都带着手机为了和她说话……”
“你眼睛小。”
锅沉蒴沉默了。
柳汉奇走了过来。“怎么了？”柳汉奇问。
“咱中午要不去九楼转一圈吧。”锅沉蒴突然道。
“呃……我要去找酱爱晨”柳汉奇回答。
……
下午，锅沉蒴的座位上，只剩下了桌布。
而柳司涵却没有注意到锅沉蒴已经离开，她一心想的都是果味桃。
“哎，心钱瑞，你看他好帅啊…”柳司涵看着笔袋里藏的小卡，对心钱瑞说。
“确实，他……”心钱瑞有一搭没一搭地敷衍着。她对于这种恋爱脑着实不理解。
寒有贺突然走了过来。他总能出现在心钱瑞在的地方。“聊什么呢？”寒有贺笑着在她们中间蹲了下来，笑容把眼镜挤得往上提了一些。
“啊…没什么”柳司涵支支吾吾地回答。心钱瑞转头看着他，眼里情绪复杂。她本来决定在学校和男生只要维持普通朋友，但不知为何就吸引了寒有贺。他表白后，自己虽然拒绝了，但两人的关系却更加亲近，寒有贺的没有边界感让心钱瑞很不舒服。但她也不好说什么，只能就这样顺着寒有贺来。
午休就在这般微妙的气氛中过去了，柳汉奇从教室前面回到座位上。经过了一年时间，众人对他和酱爱晨早已习惯。柳汉奇坐下，看到寒有贺满面春风的笑容，又转过头，见到心钱瑞正和朱志宇有来有回地说笑。再看向寒有贺，他脸上的笑容消失了。
“前面有请假的同学，后排的同学可以往前坐。”Fiona走进教室，站在酱爱晨桌子前，说。
寒有贺抬起头，眼睛眨动着，看向Fiona。
“诶呀，有贺想来呀，来第一排吧。”
“不用 老师。我在这就行…”说着，寒有贺把东西迅速地抱到了心钱瑞前面照明羊的座位上，脸上得意的笑又回来了。
晚自习，走了很多人。理由无非是生病，但还是有实诚小伙——小维承认了自己出去补课。
请假这种事，柳汉奇肯定不会做。他想要保持自己不请假的记录，成为自己仅有不多的骄傲资本。
这种莫名其妙的心理，支撑着他不请假回家。至于别人怎么想，他也不清楚。
柳司涵像往常一样，下午下课就早早走了。果味桃在校门外等她。见她出来，果味桃嘴角微微扬起，伸手打招呼，却没有举起胳膊，就只是把手抬起到身前摇晃着。
柳司涵见他来接自己，跑了过去，挽起果味桃的胳膊，又略显生涩地放开，两人并肩走着。
“还很早呢，你想去哪？”果味桃问。
“你说去哪就去哪。”
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1. ↑ 这里不是我不小心多换一行，这里原文就空了一行（
3. ↑ 本书所有关于“果味桃”的情节纯属纯属纯属虚构（这个不是叠甲），是某位同学强烈要求加上的，如果出了任何问题本网站概不负责
Amadeus Randolph Smith (People's Leader)

**Privilege and Aristocracy:**

Born into opulence on March 15th, 1900, in Central Parish, Neutralston City, Amadeus Randolph Smith. Originally Joseph of Nazareth O' McAmadeus, enjoyed a life of privilege. His lineage, guarded by the esteemed Guardian St. Peter of Ice Cove and overseen by Bishop Randolph-Jason Smith O' Lare, boasted aristocratic roots. Smith's parents, Sandra Peterson and Kingdom of Tyrone Charles Dennis Smith O' Lare, served as personal accountants to the Duke of Lake Pomerania, providing him with a posh upbringing.

**Tragedy Strikes:**

   Amadeus Randolph Smith's ascent to the role of the last People's Leader occurred against the backdrop of widespread protests due to a contested election. The split vote – 50% by the people and 50% by the monarchy – led to massive unrest. In 1925, Amadeus met his tragic end through a public execution on Victory Park square, making him the final casualty of the People's Leader system.

**Legacy and Reflection:**

Amadeus's leadership, though brief, left an indelible mark on Neutralston's history. His aristocratic origins and the circumstances of his election contributed to a tumultuous period in the country's political narrative. The public execution in 1925 would be remembered as a turning point, symbolizing the end of an era and the onset of a new political order.

**Conclusion:**

Amadeus Randolph Smith's biography unfolds as a tragic tale of privilege, political unrest, and an untimely demise. His legacy remains etched in Neutralston's history, a poignant reminder of a bygone era marked by uncertainty and change.
NEYCの非正常人类 第五章

作者：lhq

晚自习在一片无力的欢呼声中结束了，大家收拾书包准备回家。晚上的天气很凉，冷风不停吹打着教学楼，想要把人们赶到家中。
“明天，我，就我，肯定不上这个晚自习！”寒有贺在楼梯口大喊着。目光时不时向班级里瞟去。直到心钱瑞出了班级，他才慢慢地向楼下走，回头带着笑容，在心钱瑞和别人的聊天中找机会插进几句不管合不合适的话。
酱爱晨，乓细汗和笋龙椅约好了不上晚自习，班里只剩了心钱瑞和奥代签两个女生。但心钱瑞相比奥代签，还是更愿意和其他男生一起走，至少他们看起来正常一些。
大家和谐地向校门走，有人喊，其他人也跟着喊几句，大家都知道，这只是他们夜晚生活的开始。
柳汉奇家离学校很远，他到家后吃口饭，就准备睡觉了。夜生活一类事情，他一般不会考虑的。酱爱晨那边，一般都在偷着内卷。柳汉奇不喜欢她这样，但也不好多说什么。“和她周六晚上找锅沉蒴这件事比起来，为了这事生气不值得。”柳汉奇放着大悲咒，告诉自己说。
锅沉蒴这时好像还没有从痛苦中走出来，一直是两眼无神的样子。上完课到家之后，他又和木琴吵了几句。在深夜一片漆黑中，锅沉蒴眯起本就不明显的眼睛，将目光转向了桌上的数学竞赛题。
对于乓细汗和心钱瑞，夜晚是一天的另一个开始。白天不显眼，几乎不说话的乓细汗到了网上却开放了很多。网上的老婆，比现实中的恋爱更节能。心钱瑞的晚上属于她自己的世界。每天夜里在萨兰提亚，心钱瑞都可以和理查德一起不受人非议地生活。
阳仔宸就更加丰富多彩了。作为语言学带师，他对搓牙语的热情逐渐丧心病狂。就像一个原神传教士，逢人就要提起原神的梗一样，阳仔宸也在不停的“推销”搓牙语。他的搓牙词典越来越厚，自己甚至出起了考试题。而自习课和晚上，更是研究语言学最好的时间。每天，他都要研究到凌晨，引得他母亲很不高兴。曾经阳仔宸是会弹吉他的。甚至还说要将钢琴曲改编成吉他谱。后来随着吉他断掉，他也不怎么提起来这事了。
夜生活也不过如此，但每人都过得很自在。但…真的是这样吗？
CP之间不聊天的话，neyc的情种们可就不配有如此称呼了。
在晚上，没有同学起哄，大家可以尽兴地聊，说着各种话题。
柳汉奇和酱爱晨用着同一个b站号聊天，每次都有一种精分的美感。
从前，笋龙椅总是和柳桶铄在钉钉里一起度过一个又一个夜晚。而现在，放学后陪着柳桶铄可是换成了另一位。
锅沉蒴在数学题中仍会不时的打开微信，点进置顶的第一位，翻着聊天记录，如同一层一层揭开自己的内心。打开b站，他的心情更加沉郁了。手机里放着陶喆的情歌，他向柳汉奇发过去了几条消息。
“在吗？”
“快回我”
“好好好不回我是吧。”
“人呢人呢人呢”
锅沉蒴正向着gay一步一步走去。
……
要不然……Jessica也行？
心钱瑞的夜晚本应属于理查德，但寒有贺就像一个寒有贺一样，带着狗头加入了这个安宁的夜晚。天赋点满了智商的寒有贺，在情商上好像不是很在意的样子。寒有贺绝对不会承认自己在心里对心钱瑞的放不下，每当有人提及他和心钱瑞的时候，他都会突然暴躁起来。但是，他在课上发出各种声音，摆出各种动作，跳跃着在教室前经过时，一部分目的肯定是吸引心钱瑞的注意。而线上的交流，就不像现实中那样好找到话题。尽管线下他也不是很会找话题。
寒有贺自己也知道这一点，于是他努力地想着二人的共同爱好
“对了，鬼灭之刃最近又……（doge）”
心钱瑞见他又发来了这样的消息，不禁想到了他说出这话时的样子：在一段几乎不相干的交流中突然眉飞色舞的开始说话，然后眨着眼睛，期待着自己的回答。对于寒有贺这般的咋咋呼呼，心钱瑞本来并不在意，但对他开的玩笑，心钱瑞着实不太喜欢。
“哈哈，是吗…”她回复到。
不过她心情好的时候，还是会很配合的聊下去。
“啊对了，那个xx真的……”
寒有贺于是很开心，捶着自己的胸膛，很响，尽管没人对他这般举动感兴趣。
偶尔张东朔会对他投来赞许的目光。
单相思的恋爱，真的会把人弄疯掉。
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1. ↑ ~~yls评：现在也会弹（大怒~~
2. ↑ ~~yls评：明明真的改了（再次大怒~~
3. ↑ 个人点评：不太可能。~~他心里永远只有lsh和另外五个老婆~~
4. ↑ 逄二世，即之女
5. ↑ ~~脂砚斋评：看似闲笔，实为绝妙：以寒喻寒，未显累赘，反增其贱。妙哉，妙哉！~~
King Raymond II

King Raymond II (Raymond Dwight Phillip Jameson) was the Second Monarch of the Kingdom of Neutralston reigning from 1902 to 1915. He was officially coronated King on the 13th July 1902, inheriting the throne from his father in January 1902. He is the youngest king to ever be coronated in Neutralston, being coronated King at Age 29.