Sausagepantsum Empire

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The Sausagepantsum Empire was the post-Republican period of ancient Sausagepantsum. As a polity, it included large territorial holdings around the Mediterranean Sea in Europe and was ruled by emperors. It grew out of a small kingdom or patrician class centered in the city-state of Cane. This same patrician class ruled the Kingdom of Tarn who gave rise to the proto-kingdom of Sausagepantsum by agreeing to rule it in return for permission to settle the nearby islands of Z-Bowt and Z-Ahm. Their ruling line reached its zenith during the Second Sausagepantsum Empire. They established themselves as a super-race, never losing a conflict.

During their greatest reign, a 'revolution' came and they had to reform. Their empire was unraveling. The populace were growing restless. The government itself was in turmoil. In order to deal with the situation, they sent emissaries to the great cities of Poh-Poh-So-Nem to learn from the wisdom of the great Tokata of Pleiades. They settled in Poh-Poh-So-Nem and trained to be leaders. They were very adept at administering their empire and took the leadership of the empire and renamed themselves 'The Crown of Sausagepantsum'.

The Empire existed for the next four hundred years. During this period, they expanded their territory and engaged in combat with other empires, only to lose and move on. Their empire always contained strong religious and social philosophies. The imperial government took the teaching of its teachers to heart and instituted many grand, benevolent social programs such as providing an army to help the poor in the name of justice. They also established The Bureau of Sausagepantsum Military Service, which guaranteed a steady stream of men for the military service of the Empire.

At the end of the Fourth Sausagepantsum Empire, a political faction in the empire, led by the father of the current emperor, attempted to install a child of one of the emperor's ex-wives. He would be the 'Child of Arrogance' and heir of the throne. However, this faction's plan was discovered and it took several months for a new emperor to be selected.

The new emperor was young and deeply in love with his husband. However, a tribunal ruling that the emperor was too young for marriage and had to choose a different successor forced him to choose the child of the man he loved. When he saw his child, he quickly changed his mind and quickly changed sides to his former faction.

At first, his faction encouraged his action and the people of the empire gave their support. However, when the child and his father were arrested, the crowd turned against the child and most of the people began to turn against him.

As the Empire fell, it was obvious that there were powerful conspirators in the government. The few royal family members who had survived this period would not challenge the new emperor and most of them supported his choice. As time went on, the corruption in the government increased, taking over the same positions that had once been held by the emperor. By the time of the Sixth Sausagepantsum Empire, the emperor and many of his family were missing.

After nearly four hundred years, there was a new empire. The former great empire that had conquered Sausagepantsum. This was called 'the seventh Sausagepantsum Empire' and it was comprised of a collection of island nations. This was to be the first of several empires. However, this empire would only be successful for one year. A slight force from the seventh Sausagepantsum Empire, which had reformed itself into a demi-human nation called 'Arroganti-Snorgasal', managed to take control of the entire country.

The new empire was given the name 'The Arrogant Republic of Sausagepantsum 8'. This republic was composed of very wealthy individuals who loved food, alcohol, sass, and those wealthy enough to buy it. These people created great armies and fought with one of the greatest innovations of the time. The arthropod, another one of their newest inventions. The crustacean possessed considerable speed and maneuverability.

The combination of these attributes created a very powerful weapon, the arthropod. The arthropod was a machine that allowed the user to shape it into many shapes, ranging from a snake to a human. The arthropod was fitted with a backpack, weapon, and shield. The backpack had extra ammunition and a place to keep most of the user's food and water. The arthropod also had an expanded range of movement and could extend its reach by coiling into a ball. Once the arthropod had become uncoiled, it could shoot energy blasts and electrocute enemies.

The citizens of the empire created a civilization that existed in a bubble around their capital, holding their kingdom together with the well-being of the populace. The citizens of the empire did not have to worry about the outside world. There were guards on the gates who were constantly reviewing descriptions of wanted criminals. There were metal detectors in the streets and a scanner on the trains. There were laser barriers that blocked certain parts of the city, making transportation more secure. Also, police forces could be called out to keep order in the outside world. The royalty lived in opulence and the people in poverty. The only building that was not a solid structure was a giant statue that stood at the gates to the capital. The statue was called the Pride of the Sausagepantsum 8. At the top, two guards were constantly making sure that the citizens did not try to escape. A siren would ring when one of the citizens tried to escape.

The rule of this kingdom was not absolute and there were still corruptions in the government. Though, this particular institution did not have a name as of yet. Instead, the people had decided to call it the 'dark lord government'. The corruption that the government had been operating with had caught the attention of the prides. They had spent many months trying to stop the government from corrupting the outside world and finally succeeded. They discovered that the citizens were in league with the dark lord government and the largest conspiracy of them all.

The modern religion of Sausagepantsum still exists as they are ruled by several emperors and are a multicultural polytheist nation. They claim to have existed since the time of the biblical king David and Davidic-Amasian war. They are recognized as one of the fifty descendant countries of Sausagepantsum by the Treaty of Peace of 2101 in a capacity as an international trade post and as a port of call for sailors who seek passage to the famous "Sphere of Emptiness".

## History

### Start Of The Empire

The Sausagepantsum empire Started with king Grayson of Middleweight Sausagepantsum he founded the empire after the death of his father. He began by hiring a small army of people to help him fight against other empires. After many years in power, he created the Sausagepantsum Empire which ruled over most of the world. His rule was known as The Golden Age and his legacy lives on today.

The next ruler of the empire was King Mordecai III of Sausagepantsum, who had the same name as his grandfather. When his grandfather died, he became the next king by right of bloodline. However, he took a more aggressive approach than his predecessor and attacked many enemies at once. This caused the rise of many new enemies that eventually led to the near fall of the Sausagepantsum Empire.

King Mordecai IV of Sausagepantsum rose up from the ashes like a phoenix. He gained control over the remnants of his country and turned them into one of the strongest nations in the world. When he died, his son Prince David took over as ruler. Like his father, he focused on strengthening his nation and built the foundations for what would become the greatest empire ever seen in history.

The reign of King David lasted over three generations and brought about some of the most important events in human history. He was the first ruler to use magic instead of armies to conquer enemy nations. In fact, he was so good at using magic that many countries feared him and refused to attack him directly. Instead, they sent their armies to destroy his neighbors. Eventually, the King of Sausagepantsum grew tired of all this nonsense and decided to take it upon himself to wipe out every last enemy standing between him and peace.

So he set forth to do just that.

His first target was the Kingdom of Bacon and he didn't even have to send an army there. All he had to do was tell everyone that the kingdom was under attack and the citizens of Bacon immediately came running to war. While most of the country's soldiers were defending their home, King David sent a huge number of mages to the castle. After only a few hours, the castle walls fell and the king took control of the entire nation.

Then he moved on to the Kingdom of Cheese and did the same thing. Everyone thought King David had given up on conquering Bacon but he hadn't. The Sausagepantsum army attacked the city of Bacon from multiple sides and when the walls finally fell, the king led his troops back to his homeland.

That wasn't enough for King David though, not by a long shot. He'd already destroyed two kingdoms and he didn't want anyone to think he was weak. So he conquered the rest of Bacon and made it part of the Sausagepantsum Empire.

Then he went after the Kingdom of Meat and followed the same pattern again. The meaty nation resisted at first but eventually everyone realized that the king was too powerful to defeat and they surrendered. The last thing the king of Sausagepantsum wanted was for anyone to know that he had been defeated so easily. That's why he rebuilt his army and started attacking other countries.

After years of fighting, the king became bored and stopped expanding his empire. Instead, he focused on building his capital into a giant city. He also constructed a massive palace that could fit hundreds of thousands of people inside its walls. King David was very proud of his accomplishments and planned to be buried in his castle when he died. Then he would become a God and watch over the empire forever.

Unfortunately, King David never got the chance to become a god. He fell ill and passed away while resting in his castle before he could complete his plans. His son Prince David became the new king and continued his father's legacy.

King David's son Prince David ruled over the Sausagepantsum Empire for almost twenty years. During that time, he expanded his borders and made new friends. But he wasn't always the best person and he made many mistakes along the way. He spent the money the kingdom had accumulated on useless things instead of investing in more powerful military forces. He also used the military to bully smaller nations and terrorize the people who lived within his empire.

One day, an evil spirit came to him in a dream and told him that he must kill everyone who doesn't live in his empire or else he will die. Prince David agreed but the spirit wouldn't reveal where these people were. So he ordered his soldiers to find them and kill them all.

The Sausagepantsum army searched far and wide, killing everyone they found. They killed farmers, merchants, and even animals. They slaughtered everyone they encountered until there was no one left to kill.

When they returned home, Prince David was shocked by what his soldiers had done. He didn't know what to say because he felt guilty for giving the order. So instead of punishing the soldiers, he gave them medals for a job well done.

Soon, the spirits were calling to the prince again and he couldn't escape them. This time, the spirit showed him a land filled with people that didn't belong to his empire. It told him that if he killed every single person living there, then he would be saved from the spirits.

So Prince David sent his army to the land he had been shown. His troops conquered the entire area and killed everyone they found. Finally, they came across a large city that looked like it was full of innocent people.

Prince David had to admit that he felt bad for destroying such a peaceful place. So he decided to make it a part of his empire anyway. He invited the citizens of the city to come to his castle to live in peace. He promised them that he would never invade their lands and he offered them protection in exchange for taxes. Many of them accepted the offer and moved into the castle while others remained in their own homes.

Over the next few years, Prince David tried to keep his promise and protect the city from invaders. But whenever he traveled outside of the city, someone would attack him and try to kill him. One day, he was ambushed by a group of men who said they were from Bacon. They warned him that he must leave the city or else they would burn it to the ground.

Just like before, the prince knew that he had to obey the spirits' demands and slaughter everyone in the city. So he marched into the city with his army and burned it to the ground. When it was finished, he sent a messenger to Bacon to warn them that he would soon return to destroy them completely.

This time, the spirits called to Prince David from his dreams and told him that he wasn't safe anywhere. If he stayed in Bacon, his enemies would come and destroy the city. The only way to avoid that fate was to travel to Bacon and join his enemy's forces.

Prince David agreed to the spirits' wishes and rushed back to his capital. He had his soldiers build a fleet of ships and sail across the ocean to Bacon. Once he arrived, he joined the army and fought alongside King Mordecai. Together, they defeated the king of Bacon and took control of the kingdom.

Then Prince David returned to Sausagepantsum and helped rebuild his country. When King David died, his son Prince David II became the ruler of the Sausagepantsum Empire. He continued his father's war with Bacon and conquered the entire nation.

But Prince David was still angry at the spirits and he refused to listen to their calls. He let the people of Bacon live in peace and he built up an even bigger navy so he could stop attacks from other countries. Eventually, he stopped accepting any new enemies and started focusing on creating a stronger military.

This was a mistake.

In the year 344, the King of Bacon was preparing to attack the Sausagepantsum Empire. The war would bring destruction to both sides and cause millions of deaths. A wizard in Bacon had learned how to make a weapon that could destroy entire cities. The king ordered his generals to attack the city of Bacon and destroy the weapon before it could be used.

They found the wizards' hideout and started searching for the weapon. But when they reached the end of the tunnel, they discovered a trap. The king of Bacon had hidden the weapon behind a magical barrier and blocked the entrance with stone walls.

The king sent his army through the walls but they were forced to retreat after the barrier activated. He then ordered a spy to infiltrate the city and steal the weapon. Unfortunately, the spy was caught and sentenced to death. But before he could be executed, the king realized that he needed him alive so he could interrogate him about the weapon.

The spy escaped from his cell and ran into the forest where he hid in a cave. There, he met a witch who turned out to be his wife. She told him her story and explained why she was in Bacon. The king and his generals were trying to kill her and her family because they knew about the weapon. The witch convinced the spy to help her escape and they fled from Bacon together.

Once they reached the Sausagepantsum Empire, the spy helped the witch search for food and shelter. They quickly found work in the castle as servants but they were never paid for their jobs. They were forced to steal food and clothes from the other workers so they could survive.

Every night, the witch would ask the spy to sneak out of the castle to explore the city. One day, he saw something strange in the distance and decided to investigate it. By the time he reached the ruins, it was already dark and he was alone. The spy wandered around the buildings and stumbled across a small room with a glowing object inside. He picked it up and realized it was a key. He opened the door and stepped inside.

When he opened the door, he was transported to another world filled with monsters and demons. He soon found himself in a dungeon where he witnessed the demon lord talking with the king of Bacon. The king told the demon he was planning to destroy Bacon to save his empire and the demon agreed to help him.

The spy tried to run away but he was captured by a guard. He was imprisoned and tortured until he confessed everything.