The Five of Clubs

The Five of Clubs is deemed "The Least Wild Card," and is commonly phrased during a rather boring event. (ex. "Man, they're being a real Five of Clubs.") The term was coined on June 1st, 2021 during a Ceres Hydroponics defense against a VS invasion force, where most of the enemy pop was combination of HESH and other AI vehicles, creating a stale fight with no gain as the enemy would not leave their metallic safety bubbles. At around 20:47, pacific time, the spontaneous discussion started.

Transcript 1

[20:47:57] Meaningofbread: What they draw? Like a Two of Spades, the most boring card?

[20:47:59] Hypochondris: Bad time- [chuckles] "Two of Spades." I'm just gonna-

[20:48:01] Meaningofbread: Alright, like hot take, what is the most boring card in the deck?

[20:48:04] Varunda: I feel like the Joker is pretty boring because I never use it.

[20:48:07] Meaningofbread: Well, Jokers got pote-. I think Joker..no..that's a bad answer. Because it just got-

[20:48:10] Stranl: Three of Clubs?

[20:48:12] Meaningofbread: Three of Clubs? I'm going to put it out there--

[20:48:14] Varunda: That is so boring that I didn't even think about it.

[20:48:16] Meanigofbread: The club's suit is the most boring suit. I will agree on that one. We just need a boring number between 1 and 10.

[20:48:24] Haloconspiracies: Seven

[20:48:25] StarscreamAttack: Four. Definitely Four.

[20:48:25] ???: Six-point-nine

[20:48:28] Meaningofbread: Six of Clubs? I can go for Six of Clubs as the most boring card.

[20:48:30] HaloConspiracies: Six? Six isnt all that boring.

[20:48:30] Varunda: Someone give a callout? Shut the fuck up.

[Battle Comms]

[20:48:41] Varunda: We can now return to the card discussion.

[20:48:41] Meaningofbread: Okay, right. So my money is on Six of Clubs. What's everyone else?

[Unintelligible]

[20:48:46] Varunda: I don't know. Six is fun because six is an anti-prime. Like, that is not a boring number; anti-primes are cool numbers.

[20:48:52] Meaningofbread: How about Five? Five is very firm.

[20:48:53] StarscreamAttack: Yeah, four is a boring number.

[20:48:53] Strank: Five.

[20:48:53] HaloConspiracies: How about Seven?

[20:48:53] Varunda: Five? Five is kind of a "eh." Like it's just- I feel like One. One is just-

[20:48:59] Meaningofbread: No. Aces are fun. They have their own- They have their own- They don't use numbers, right?

[20:49:01] Varunda: No, no. Not Aces; Ones.

[20:49:03] ?????: Can we all agree that the set of cool numbers is infinite?

[20:49:08] Asc3nder: But how big is that infinity?

[20:49:08] Varunda: [unintelligible]

[20:49:09] Hypochondris: But what kind of infinity?

[20:49:11] Varunda: Yeah. What is the order of infinity that we're working with here? Or the magnitude--that's what they're called.

[Battle Comms]

[20:49:21] Hypochondris: Meanwhile, in Wild Cards; "Wow, T1DE is such a sweatfit."

[20:49:25] Varunda: As they continue to sitting on hills where they can't see us.

[20:49:28] Meaningofbread: When we get our findings, we'll let them know what the most boring card is.

[20:49:30] Varunda: [chuckle]

[20:49:35] Meaningofbread: No, no. No. I was going to say The Rules Card for any board game.

[Battle Chatter]

[End of Transcript 1]

The chatter was on hold as the group found themselves against actual population that decided that in order to cap a base, you had to get inside it. The conclusion of the conversation would happen around 20:53 as they deployed to defend Quartz Ridge against an NC incursion.

Transcript 2

[20:53:28:] Meaningofbread: Uh, for the record, what card did we decide on?

[20:53:32] Varunda: The Five of Clubs.

[20:53:34] Meaningofbread: Five of Clubs, gotcha. Just writing that one down. Gonna go to [TWC] Discord, let them know what we found out.

[20:53:39] Slothchunk: It's the least wild card? [laughs]

[Chuckles]

[20:53:43] Meaningofbread: This is your card now. We decided it was the most boring; it's all yours.

[20:53:48] Slothchunk: I didn't- Is that what you were doing? Trying to decide what the Least Wild Card was?

[20:53:53] Meaningofbread: Yeah [chuckle]. That is why I asked "what is the most boring card in a deck of cards?"

[Laughter]

[20:53:58] Varunda: 'Cause that's what-. "Man, they're being a real Five of Clubs right now, am I right?"

[20:53:59] Slothchunk: I finally get it. Oh man.

[20:54:04] Meaningofbread: I'm kinda offended.

[20:54:08] ???: What's boring about Clubs?

[End of Transcript 2]