If Colors Were People

***"Is it because I’m black?"* — Black, "**If Colors Were People**"**
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**Note**: Orange saying him being black is the reason he can’t join in. Which is racist. White and Black said “Monkey-Fudger”, it is the censored version of mother + the F word. Behind Orange is a message that says “Assn Fees Due”. Which has the A word.
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## If Colors Were People

What if the colors of the rainbow had an exclusive club? Will they let Black and White join?

### Director

Frank James

If Colors Were People is the third episode of If Things Were People.

## Plot

Orange greets everyone. Red, Yellow and Purple join the meeting. Blue asks if they can start the meeting. Green lists that everyone is here and tells everyone the pride flag is still refusing to pay the colors royalty. Red asks still. Orange tells Green it is always green with money. Black then shows up at the meeting. Yellow shouts and tells everyone to watch it. Blue tells him that they see Black. Black then asks if he can join the meeting. Red tells him he can’t join the meeting. Black asks if he’s black, with every color being shocked because he is black and anyone who says yes is racist. Yellow tells him no but Orange actually agrees and says yes. Black tells everyone he also brought a friend, White. White greets all the colors. Red argues and tells them they aren’t colors. Black disagrees with him and tells him they are colors. Purple tells Black he is the absence of all colors. Orange agrees with Purple and says shots fired. White says he himself is the presence of all colors and says he should be god at this scenario. Orange tells them both they are so boring because they are black and white and tells them it’s not 1960 anymore and color exist. Black tells him there are black and white crayons. Red tells him to not bring that up. Green tells them there has been a ongoing lawsuit and that something owes them a ton of money. Presumably the pride flag. White complains and says money they won’t see because they won’t be allowed in the group. Black asks how is it okay. Orange tells them that the colors love them but also tells them it’s time for them to leave. Red tells them both to not let the doorknob hit them on the way out. Yellow agrees with Red and tells them to be careful. White tells Black to join him and says to start their own club. White calls the colors losers and that they don’t need them. White and Black proceed to leave. Purple tells the colors it’s time to let them in. Green asks what. Yellow tells him it would be dangerous. Blue tells Purple it is a nightmare with the 6 colors. Red tells everyone if they let Black and White in then Brown and Pink will want to join and also tells them Teal and Gray will want to join in, he tells everyone where to do they stop inviting colors. Red also asks if they want Maroon or Aquamarine to join and ruin the group. Ultraviolet appears out of nowhere and every color gets scared and shocked. Purple says he is his invisible brother. Ultraviolet tells them to call him UV. Red tells him to leave the room. Orange tells him he is not welcomed here and to be gone. Yellow tells everyone he can cause damage. UV agrees and tells every color the damage he causes goes far beyond a terrible sunburn. Red tells him to stop. UV tells every color that he came here to tell them the colors don’t exist in physical reality. Yellow yells screams and asks what it means. UV tells every color they are mere perceptions and interpretation of light and energy also saying they also exist within the mind. Blue starts fading away along with Orange. Green then fades then Yellow fades, then Red then Purple while UV is saying they are nothing but a illusion. Then Black and White appear and ask how this is for a illusion. Black and White then bring out sunscreen. They spray the sunscreen on Ultraviolet with him screaming in pain. Black tells him SPF-30 and calls him a monkey-fudger. White explains what SPF means and says it stands for “you’re a stupid piece of”, White doesn’t know what to say then Black tells him fudge and White says fudge. UV whines and screams in pain with the other colors being shocked and watching. Orange thanks them for saving them. Black tells him that’s what the duo do. Green tries to favor them but laughs. The other colors agree they should be in the group. Green greets them and lets them join in the association. White tells the colors when Black and White work together it is cool. White thought they were doing a handshake. Blue asks why they are so awkward. Ending the episode.

## Characters

### Colors

* Red
* Orange
* Yellow
* Green
* Blue
* Purple
* Black
* White

### Unseen Colors

* Brown
* Pink
* Teal
* Gray
* Maroon
* Aquamarine

## Deaths

1. UV got sprayed snd disappeared, unknown if he actually died or will come back for revenge.

## Trivia

* This episode features 1960. A decade that will hint another episode.