Teskaave Spingooli

Sans

LEO

**Teskaave Spingooli,** popularly identified as **Tesk**, is a prominent character in the Chaos;Cruise franchise. Tesk is feared as one of the most unpredictable artificial disasters known to Discord, leaving him with the title of **Professional Replicating Discord Autist.**

### **Personality**

During the 2017 times, Tesk appeared to be a no-fun, professional bootlicker moderator that goes ooga booga whenever someone makes fun of his name but as the years went on, it became clear that Tesk was housing a wretched dark beast inside him that he would rarely unleash and traumatize anyone in the vicinity.

At some point Tesk comes clean about how his moderator persona was fake and his true personality slowly began to unravel to those around him.

In reality, Tesk is a sociopathic, cold, Italian paraplegic with the logical capabilities of a goldfish that is in a perpetual state of stroke. He's usually described as being a man full of surprises. The most prevalent example of this is him having a C2 in English, but his vocabulary is limited to racial slurs and nonsensical mashing of his keyboard(s).

Tesk is also known to be incredibly horny and lives by his motto, "As long as there's a hole..." which he tries to contradict by being in denial about his constant need to fuck something but this was seen through by various individuals throughout the period he has known them and has gotten into countless arguments regarding it. As a result, "WAAAAAAAAH IM NOT HORNY UR HORNY," is a popular recording of Tesk brought forward by these various individuals.

To make up for his incapability to do 1st grade arithmetic, Tesk has proven to be able to master any type of musical instrument in a remarkable period of time. Even though he would die in the name of his motto, he has surprisingly admitted to have not stuck his dick and balls in any of the woodwind instruments he plays, but later research has revealed that Tesk does not actively play any woodwind instruments, so his words have to be taken with a "Massive grain of salt," as Dread would describe it.

Tesk has deluded himself into believing that he is a god at Bloodborne, as the validity of this statement tends to dwindle frequently. All of his peers have doubted his general abilities when it comes to this, but have allowed him to deceive himself and played along with it so he wont feel disheartened, either out of goodwill or malice. One other thing Tesk has deluded himself into believing is that he is not a Jew, even though he has frequently displayed traits of unrivalled greed fitting of Ebenezer Scrooge.

### **Relationships**

**Dread**:

Dread and Tesk, although it may not be apparent to any of their peers, are best friends. This is a product of their years of exposure to each other through highs and lows and how they reacted to the gradually ever-growing world of Discord, 3 years and counting.

The first person Dread ever spoke to during the beginning of his venture into the Vaati Lands, Tesk appeared to be a very serious and professional individual who played by the rules, enforcing them in the meantime (Even though he had no authority at that point). This put off Dread at first but he decided to keep an eye on Tesk due to him witnessing a couple of moments where Tesk broke the first impression Dread had of him which had somewhat piqued his interest as a result.

As Dread grew accustomed to the world of Vaatis, he made several friends and begun to speak in there daily. While he was on friendly terms with Tesk, they did not properly get along the first few encounters they had due to various factors

**Souped**:

   Tesk and Souped have an odd friendship, both are able to speak French to each other but Tesk's constant stuttering makes it hard for them to communicate. Tesk is also Italian while Souped is French, so they naturally hate each other, but they also secretly respect each other. Souped wishes that Tesk wasn't always on retard mode all the time, because he believes that Tesk is a smart guy.

**Dingoof:**

Tesk loves to beat Dingoof despite that they are best friends that cause mass destruction and havoc wherever they go. Tesk also likes to constantly makes fun of Dingoofs voice and the phrases he says such as "What do you mean!" and "Thats messed up".

To be honest i cannot remember how I met Tesk.

**Thomas**:

They both are constantly screaming at each other about which one is better at Bloodborne. Especially during that one time Tesk tried to parry with a torch like the big brain man he is. And the one time Thomas tried to backstab a troll but failed miserably Tesk died laughing and tried to clip that moment, but due to the brain of the goldfish that he has, it took him 5 minutes just to clip that. Both of them are now doing a BL4 run but parts in a different route where Tesk goes for the "chad" route where he tries to go through the DLC without going through the chalice dungeon first which he is definitely going end up in a lot of funny moments while Thomas vice versa.

### **Appearance**

When Tesk was first introduced, he masqueraded as Tiz Arrior from Bravely Default, but this was merely his effort to look cool.

Soon he began to embrace his true identity, **Mario Sans.**

His true form is a clusterfuck of Mario from a shitty hack for Super Mario 64 and Sans the Skeleton from Deltarune.

### **Abilities and Powers**

**Unfathomable Racism**: Despite being the blackest white person known to man, Tesk has proven to show some unbelievable capabilities of contributing to the genocide of various races, most prominently the Jews, despite being one himself. His racist tendencies have branched out to the negros after his duel with Mausosu, and to Asians after his extended exposure to Dread and Thomas. He's also shown to hate white people as much as he despises the blacks which was brought out due to his interactions with Cmahi especially and Suly but not as prominently.

He can channel all his racial frustrations into various slurs, the most powerful of them all being the "N-Word," which he has shown to dish out in great finesse and proper form, especially when it comes to the Hard-R Equivalent.

But as a result of its tremendous destructive capabilities, Tesk has shown the inability to fully control his wicked powers which has resulted in the downfall of many great communities. When the Cruise sunk and all of the passengers shipwrecked onto the resort island, Tesk was chained and tortured until his subconscious was forced to give in and after it was successfully quenched, he was dubbed "**Reformed Tesk."**

**Multilingual Cock-sucking**: He can speak Italian, English, French, Spanish, Latin (Everyone shits on him because of this), Afrikaans (Theorized) and Hindi. But the catch is, he can speak none of these proficiently.

Although hidden texts have revealed that he was a maestro at speaking several languages at the same time however Discord has rendered him incapable of barely speaking a single language.

At the same time, he has shown subpar capability of either speaking French or gurgling a ball-sack (We can't tell) which has led to many people mistakenly calling him a Frenchtard and cocksucker (This part wasn't mistakenly).

**Shut Up**: Although not capable of doing this himself, he's been able to masterfully silence many people in Discord Voice Chats (He gets ignored in Text) with the strength of two sentences, "Knock Knock," and "Shut up." When Cmahi was talking about her Bosnian upbringing, Tesk entered the Voice Chat and, without any context whatsoever, used these two phrases to shut her up and made her forget what she was talking about then he burst out into laughter at his own joke while everyone excused his retardation in the meantime and let it happen.