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Not a Trampoline

**Not A Trampoline** is the debut solo album by Rob Cantor. It opened to pre-release sales on March 4, 2014, through BandCamp and was released on April 14, 2014. Along with the announcement of the new album, Rob debuted the first single, Old Bike, along with the music video for it, a new website, and a new Facebook page.

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## Trivia

* + The album was recorded at Bora Karaca's studio, "The LABORATORY," in Los Angeles. It was mastered by Dave Cooley at Elysian Masters.
	+ The album art was conceptualized by Bora and shot by him and Rob. Rob had originally wanted to use a flamingo feather but thought it was "too serious and symbolic.".
	+ Track 5, I'm Gonna Win, was originally written by Joe Hawley for Tally Hall; Rob obtained permission from him to re-record the song for his solo album. The song has existed in various iterations, including a number of stage performances by the band, since 2005. It was featured on The Pingry EP as a demo, then titled "All of My Friends.".
	+ On the album's Bandcamp page, Rob dedicates it to Alan Alda, saying, "For Alan, my shimmering Hawkeye in the sky," referencing Track 9 (In Memoriam).
	+ In the album art, there's a picture of Rob and Alan together, which was actually photoshopped by Bora. They asked Alda's agent if it could be used, and Alan allowed it, responding, "I don't get it. Does this mean I can collect my life insurance now?"

## External links

* Bandcamp
* Spotify
* SoundCloud
At the Club (Reprise)

## Other

**At the Club (Reprise)** is the fourth song in Mr. President, There’s an Asteroid Headed Directly For the Earth: The Musical and the final demo recorded for the project.

It reprises At the Club and Overture.

## Lyrics

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> I bought you a drink
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> But you gave it away
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> You laughed in my face
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> Said you thought I was gay
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> No booty tapping
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> No make-out sesh
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> Nobody wants to be
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> Rubbing Rajesh
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> Even my sister Jayanthi gave me a snub...
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> Surprise it’s us again (What the fuck?)
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> The people from before (Surprise!)
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> We’re back to say goodbye
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> And sing to you once more
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> Hello.
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> We hope that you enjoyed Part One
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> We truly do
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> But if you didn’t
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> You’re gonna really hate Part Two
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> At the club!
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Foxy's Song

Esta es la canción de Foxy creada por iTownGamePlay.

## Letra

Apartado y olvidado y en esta cuerva encerrado

no recuerdo las sonrisas y ya nunca tengo prisa

tan triste en mi Pirate Cove

pienso que ya no me quieren, por mi culpa ellos se mueren

no comprendo lo que pasa, siento que ya no es mi casa

y me escondo en un rincón

y me ha parecido oir

que alguien se ha animado a venir

a trabajar aqui

Bonnie y chica ya no están

han ido corriendo a recibir

a Mike Schmidt

Y cuando no esté mirando

correré para abrazarlo

que ya echo de menos el calor

que en la cuerva hay mucho epacio

ya podre seguir jugando

como hacía antes de morir

ya estás aqui

no sé lo que ha pasado, el hombre se ha encerrado

está muy asustado, y trato de llamarlo

golpeo la puerta con fuerza

pero no recibo respuesta

quizás es que es alguien malo

pues viste de morado

acabo de acordarme de lo que había pasado

ese hombre me estaba mirando

el día de que "elllos" se apagaron

lleva hora sin salir

los demás ya han empezado a ir

lo van a hacer sufrir

tengo dudas de quien es

a la fuerza lo averiguaré

lo abrazaré

Y cuando no esté mirando

correré para abrazarlo

que ya echo de menos el calor

que en la cuerva hay mucho espacio

ya podré seguir jugando

como hacía antes de morir

y estás aqui y te veo sufrir

pareces no entender, que aunque te grite asi

yo también puedo llorar

te pareces a él

el que no engaño

y eso hace que me enfade y solamente haya dolor

más te vale ya correr

llevo años queriendo volver, a donde yo crecí

un pirata, un animal, un muñeco que busca calmar

tanta soledad

y cuando no esté mirando, correré hasta matarlo

haré que mi garfio sea su fin

y quizás me he equivocado

puede que no seas el malo

estoy llegando, no vas a salir

ya estoy aqui
Admittedly Incomplete Demos

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***Admittedly Incomplete Demos*** Is similar to ***Complete Demos*** in that it has demos. But this one has some live performances, Rehearsals, and more!

It is unique, due to the fact that it is the only officially released Tally Hall album that has never gotten an official physical release, it was only released on the official bandcamp page along with Complete Demos.
Happy Monster Band

**Happy Monster Band** is a children's television show that airs on Disney Junior.

The songs featured in the first two seasons were written and performed by Tally Hall. Rob Cantor played the singing voice of Frred, the guitar player, Zubin Sedghi sang for L.O., the bassist, and Joe Hawley sang for Bluz, the keyboardist. (Ironically, the colours of the characters that each band member played did not match their tie colours. Whether or not this was intentional is unknown.)

The musical sequences that feature the band are compiled in this YouTube playlist, with the exception of "The Italian Way", which can be found here (audio only).

## Songs

### Season 1 (2007)

1. I Will Be Your Friend - The members of the band are celebrating their friendship
2. Do the Monster Stomp - Bluz has a new dance move
3. Monster Hoe Down - the monsters are doing a hoe down
4. Dirty, Smelly Monster Chores - L.O. was Doing chores
5. Scare Up Some Fun - the monsters are trying to scare roc and Raoul
6. I'm the Best at Being Me - L.O. is not going to be scary as Bluz
7. Do Re Me-Me-Me - ink is writing a song with no help
8. Even Monsters Cry Sometimes - Frred’s dad has a flat tire and miss the concert
9. Get Up and Go Go Go - the monsters talk about roc and raoul's routines
10. Practice Makes Progress - Ink was doing her jump rope

### Season 2 (2008)

1. At the Rodeo - the band visits Texas
2. A Wonderful Time in France - the band visits France
3. The Italian Way - the band visits italy
4. The Monster Tangle - the band visits Argentina
5. Here in Australia - the band visits Australia
6. In India - the band visits India
7. Siesta, Siesta - the band visits Spain
8. Konnichiwa! - the band visits Tokyo
9. Yin & Yang - the band visits Hong Kong
10. London Town - the band visits London
AnonyMous

**anonyMous** was the comedy film troupe founded by Joe Hawley in fall 2002 at the University of Michigan.

They were active throughout his sophomore year, creating video sketches that were eventually compiled into a feature film entitled Sargasm. The film was released in spring 2003, and many of its sketches went on to be featured as early Tally Hall videos on their website.

## Members

* Joe Hawley
* Rob Cantor
* Rick Lax
* Ryan Scott
* Tom Liu
* Brandon Hall
Tomorrow and Today

Tomorrow and Today is a song only kickstarters could attain and listen to from Sketches 3D.

It was written by Andrew Horowitz.

## Lyrics

all around they it's gonna be ok

but it's just as we left it off from yesterday

for all the doubters and believers who are known

that all the thinking need be tampered with alone

you see the problem with tomorrow and today

is here to whisper to the plains our souls away

be home our wish is for the better will be seen

cause in the end there some that lose and some retain

cause see the problem with tomorrow and today

is here to trap us in a state of self-decay

be home the wish is for the better will be seen

but in the end, I guess some days we're all its game

all memories of the world are fading fast

pleading more and more and more into the past

so let’s look forward let’s look downward towards our fate

i'll ask the people and their rollers self away

for when the dust has cleared and we will ask this way

we'll keep on launching till we find what’s left to say

its not the game to find additions of the mind

to keep from wallow in the place that's most divine

you see the problem with tomorrow and today

is here to torturer us until its had its way

when dark falls into the world we think to seen

there's always those that cannot lose and cannot be

you see the problem from tomorrow yesterday

should not be written so be treasure will be slay

it insist no matter what to keep insane

but in the end, it knows were all his game

lest we wait until the end

be it some we cannot mend

how beside reflections of out bit to have control

lend out thinking carefully, for wisdom has its taste

one not more than being loved

ask to wake miss from her hoof

riddle of the pieces of a puzzle up to sleep

forget about the fashion of a masquerading suite

the minutes of a mat

wing of silver hat

minutes of a pact
Cannibal

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## Other

**Cannibal** is the fourth song in Tally Hall's second studio album, Good & Evil.

It was written by Zubin Sedghi.

## Lyrics

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> Looking for a cavern
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> A place where she can stay
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> Waiting for the darkness
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> When she leaves obsessed to make her way to me
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> Because it's getting to the time when she will need to feed &
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> **CHORUS**
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> I am the willing victim of a cannibal
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> She rips out my bones just like I'm an animal
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> & right when I'm feeling like my blood is drained
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> She calls it a game
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> But the wound that she leaves is unmistakable
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> I am not the only one that she has come to see
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> Dig up the skeletons of men who thought that they would be the
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> One like me
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> Like they could be the ones to make her believe
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> But for now
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> **CHORUS**
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> Hiding in corners disguised
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> She's a phantom, a glimmer inside
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> She keeps on feeding while I am conceding
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> So please won't you tear me open wide
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> **CHORUS**
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Betty

**Betty Meeker** is an old lady seen at the start of the 4th episode of Tally Hall's Internet Show, "Welcome To Tally Hall".

She claims to be very impressed and glad to meet the band, then proceeds to hug the Tally Hall members.
She tells them to be "kind, considerate and honest, believe in yourselves, you can make it and you will". In the end of the skit, Joe says that he thinks thats excellent advice.

"Betty is my favourite Tally Hall member" -YT commenter

"Betty is the purest human being on heart" -another YT commenter

"Betty is the most wholesome person to ever live." -yet another YT commenter.

"Betty deserves a page here, honestly" -Kashi
At the end

## At the end

* Sketches 3D
* Sketches

## Other

**at the end** is the seventh song on edu's album sketches.

## Lyrics

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> at the end of the day
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> i'm still without
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> your eyes to speak
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> at the end of the day
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> i still push forward
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> both strong and weak
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> but know that it's not everyday
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> that i am made to smile this way
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> soon i hope you'll find the friend
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> to hold your hand
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> to the very end
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> it's true, i hope you do
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> i'm just not right for you
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> at the end of the day
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> i move along
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> without a plan
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> at the end of the day
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> i hope in time
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> i'll understand
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> know that it's not everyday
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> that all my troubles melt away
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> soon i hope you'll find the friend
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> to hold your hand
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> to the very end
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> it's true, i hope you do
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> i'm just not right for you
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> at the end of the day
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> i'll keep on searching
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> so it seems
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> forever end a long stay
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> it's either this
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> or all a dream
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> know that it's not everyday
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> that i can find the words to say
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> soon i hope you'll find the friend
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> to hold your hand
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> to the very end
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> it's true, i hope you do
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> i'm just not right for you
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Good Day (song)

*For the Tally Hall's Internet Show episode, see Good Day (T.H.I.S Episode).*

### Appears on

Complete Demos, Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum, Party Boobytrap, The Pingry EP

## Other

Good Day is the first song on Tally Hall's debut album, Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum.

It was written by Andrew Horowitz in 2003, and won the $10,000 first prize in the the 2004 BMI John Lennon Scholarship competition.

The song's key features include its frequent key changes in contrasting musical sections and alternating measures of common time and 5/4.

It is sung by Joe Hawley Rob Cantor and Zubin Sedghi With additional vocals from Andrew Horowitz.

## Video

The music video for Good Day was directed by Joe Hawley and filmed in the summer of 2006 in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

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## Lyrics

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> I'd like to say hello and welcome you
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> Good day that is my name
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> Come here and sit down
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> I'm so glad you even really truly came
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> We can even go and take a walk or something like that or something like that
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> But first I need to introduce my what and introduce my when
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> Let us sing
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> Its name I like to call
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> It likes to say it's nothing
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> (It's nothing)
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> It lives and breathes and it insists that it insists that it is something
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> (It's something)
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> It never liked to speak or run or walk or sleep or eat
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> It even thought that everybody tried to thought to take its seat
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> Looking through glass eyes
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> Give it a few tries
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> Nothing goes right in its time
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> Kill all its bad dreams
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> Wonder 'bout no things
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> Circles and spirals in mind
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> But we know that this song is not about a no or yes or why
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> What's really truly what I say is that about a little sigh
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> So come along I think I'm done I think we're done yes this is done
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> What's truly that I think about it and it thinks about a ton
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> Let us sing
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> Looking through glass eyes
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> Give it a few tries
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> Nothing goes right in its time
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> Kill all its bad dreams
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> Wonder 'bout no things
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> Circles and spirals in mind
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> I thought you knew I knew but
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> why and by and why and by and by
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> I wanted you to know I thought you knew
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> but why and by and why
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> Let us sing, let us sing
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> Let us sing, let us sing
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> Let us sing, let us sing
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> Let us sing, let us sing
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> Birds and bees and television (let us sing, let us sing)
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> Cardboard houses, x-ray vision (let us sing, let us sing)
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> Many little silly rhymes (let us sing, let us sing)
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> Things forgotten lost their time (let us sing, let us sing)
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> Telephones and silly games (let us sing, let us sing)
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> Periods and lots of question marks (let us sing)
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The Five Knights of Charvor

The Knights of Charvor Creed

WE are the Knights of Charvor.

We are the sword that strikes out against Injustice and Intolerance.

We are the Shield that protects those unable to protect themselves

We are the armor that preserves the rights bestowed upon us by the gods.

We Fight for what we love behind us, and do not hate what is in front of us.

We ARE the Knights of Charvor

They Are Tara Jenna Terri Gabriel and Talbot

Tara- The raven-haired beauty started out in the navy she joined t fifteen spent two years at the academy then did her midshipwoman's cruise on then Commander Dalton's ship he was the XO on a large ship of the line The IMS Terrible

Terri is of mixed descent but a native of the province of Geralto, on the mainland. she has developed her skills with her magic to aid her ability's with the new guns

Jenna is a little five foot one bundle of lithe ferocity. she uses her hands feet body and daggers to slice kick and flip her way through her enemies.

Talbot is the shield knight sheltering both himself his teammates and the innocents sometimes caught up in the terror of war or criminal activities. He is also a Master with his broadsword, battering his way past his enemies with his shield smashes and sword work.

Gabriel is six foot nine Mass of rippling muscle and ferocity. He specializes in two handed weapons from Greatswords to Halberds, Slicing through his enemies and even tanks with the might of his Blade work.
Out in the Twilight

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## Other

**Out in the Twilight** is the twelfth song on Tally Hall's second studio album, Good & Evil.

It was written by Rob Cantor.

## Lyrics

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> Stone & Glass
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> Everything balancing
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> Every saint has a sin
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> Won't it last?
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> Resident present
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> I don't even want to ask
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> **CHORUS**
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> All the light is low
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> Where the time will go
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> All I know is that I can see anything
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> Out in the twilight
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> All is past
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> Everything interesting
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> Is it new?
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> Is it me?
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> Stone & Glass
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> Give me a reason it
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> Ought to be easy to last
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> & in between
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> Eternally
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> An evenfall is all that will
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> Appear to be
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> Our Story's old
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> & either end untold
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> The in-between goes on
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> Collect yourself & move into the street
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> The rest of our entire life is free
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Kazoo Song

**The Kazoo Song** was a song written by Joe Hawley and only performed at a few shows in April, 2006 (Confirmed for both shows at The Blind Pig on 4/8 and the 4/23 show at The Annex in Madison).

The performances of this song began in total darkness, with the band dressed in all-black outfits adorned with Christmas lights which matched their respective tie colors (i.e.: Rob wore yellow lights, Joe wore red lights, etc) which were triggered using footswitches and only were lit when that band member was actively making sound.

The song is approximately 1:53s long making it the 2nd smallest tally hall song next to 13 with a wopping.... 13 seconds
Ryan

Ryan is a reccuring character in Tally Hall's Internet Show and reads out letters from Tally Mail. He has a black suit and uses a pocket knife in his breast pocket to open up letters.

He debuted in Good Day and has since appeared in Who Cares, The Whole World and You and Good Night.

He is played by Ryan Scott

## Questions

In Good Day, Ryan received a letter asking Tally Hall what they would do if they got one wish. Ross and Joe would wish for advancements in renewable energy, Andrew would wish to compose the most beautiful song, Rob would wish for more wishes. Zubin would wish to be the greatest basketball player in the world. Andrew then asks if he can change his wish and would wish to be a better basketball player than Zubin. Ross then takes Andrew's old wish. For Rob's first wish, he asks for one billion dollars.

In Who Cares, Ryan received a letter from an unknown individual asking Tally Hall which member has the longest tongue. The band decide to have a competition, set in a football field. Ross wins after sending his tongue all the way to the goal.

In The Whole World and You, Ryan received a letter from "everybody" asking Tally Hall what the meaning of life is.

In Good Night, Ryan receives a letter from Ilene, asking Tally Hall what they would do if they got attacked by ninjas. But Ryan then asks Ross if he would favor one child over another. Of which he seems to prefer Jacob.
I'm Gonna Win

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## Other

**I'm Gonna Win** (formerly known as **All of My Friends**) is the fifth song on Rob Cantor's album, Not a Trampoline.

It was written by Joe Hawley.

## Lyrics

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> My life is a constant entrapment of tunnels
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> Which tangle and wind and beguile
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> And regardless of where I may tumble or funnel
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> I wonder what’s really worthwhile
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> Sometimes it can seem like a merciless dream
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> And I’m falling with nothing to hold
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> Sometimes I get flustered and beaten and blistered
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> Abandoned outside in the cold
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> **CHORUS**
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> But I’m gonna win, I’m gonna try
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> I’ll never lose, I’ll never die
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> You’ve seen me before, you’ll see me again
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> I’ll never give up, I’ll never give in
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> Til I’m bloody and bruised
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> Til I’ve broken my bones
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> Til I won’t be abused
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> Til I’m laughing alone
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> It’s hard to be charming and smart and disarming
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> It’s hard to pretend you’re the best
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> It’s hard to fulfill everyone’s expectations
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> It’s hard to keep up with the rest
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> **CHORUS**
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> How do you feel?
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> You’ve been concealing your worries from the world
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> But you can reveal them to me
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> I wouldn’t know
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> I go on even though
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> I’ll be bloody and bruised
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> I’ll be breaking my bones
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> I’ll be paying my dues
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> I’ll be laughing alone
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The Apologue of Hot Rod Duncan

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## Other

**The Apologue of Hot Rod Duncan** is a song by Joe Hawley, featuring Ross Federman. It is the 8th track on Joe Hawley Joe Hawley and has a duration of 3:43 minutes.

## Lyrics

In an amblin' van lived a banjo man

and his name was Hot Rod Duncan

He didn't know why they called him that

but he just went along with it

Hot Rod Duncan always felt ashamed

Hot Rod Duncan didn't know his name

(Poor Hot Rod)

Now Hot Rod had a savvy dad

who died for the business part

The instrument was relevant

as long as it played like art

Hot Rod Duncan di'n't know how to string it

Hot Rod Duncan opted just to wing it

(Oh well)

Soon Hot Rod was the best because

he traveled well and wise

The van was actually

an electric spaceship in disguise

Hot Rod Duncan hail'd from the Appalachians

Hot Rod Duncan transcend'd global nations

(Yee-ha)

(Go, Hot Rod. Take it, Hot Rod.)

(He said take it.)

(What's the matter, can't take it? You gotta remember to string up that banjo. I tell you what.)

One time he flew his banjo to

the planet Jupiter

Among the rife intelligent life

he managed to locate her

Hot Rod Duncan found his unicorn

Hot Rod Duncan: magically reborn

Eventually he came to see

the banjo was his friend

He help'd that girl to spacey whirls

she learn'd him how to bend

Hot Rod Duncan strung that banjo well

Hot Rod Duncan played it purty swell

(You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?)

When Hot Rod came to know his name

he returned to planet Earth

and this is where (by just a hair)

he finally glean'd his worth

Hot Rod Duncan: legend in his time

Hot Rod Duncan reasond with a rhyme

(They adopted a dog named Cloister)

The he and she would guarantee

a gleeful galaxy

They were so happy he phoned her pappy

and the rest is history
Zubin Sedghi

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> *"Open the case, give blue the bass, and jiggle your badiggle all over the place."*
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**Zubin "Blue Tie” Sedghi** is the bassist and one of the vocalists of Tally Hall.

## Bio

Zubin Sedghi was born in California, raised in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. He attended Andover High School just one year below Rob Cantor and was the drummer of the band ListedBlack with Rob Cantor and Zach Krasman.

Zubin Sedghi majored in biology at the University of Michigan and was set to graduate in 2006, but dropped out one year short to play with the band, Tally Hall, full-time.

He was the webmaster and designer of Tally Hall's original website.

Zubin finished up at UMich in 2012 and is currently pursuing a degree in osteopathic medicine at Touro University.

Zubin Sedghi is currently a doctor, as well as having a wife and two children.

## Website Bio

*"Mr. Zubin Sedghi ("Zubin" to friends) is precisely 5'11" and weighs 133.5 pounds. His eyes and his hairs are brown. His teeth are orthodontically corrected. He has two sisters, two parents, a dog, a fish, and an oxford comma. Mr. Zubin Sedghi is of persian descent, and suffers from no major food-borne allergies. His right arm is home to 18 freckles; his belly button is an "innie." In addition to being right-handed from birth, Mr. Zubin Sedghi has always shown a proclivity toward dressing in clothing and speaking the English language. Mr. Zubin Sedghi participated in the sport of discus throwing during his senior year at Andover High School with very little success."*

## Songs

All of these songs were written by Zubin from 2005-2011. He has sung on other songs, such as "Welcome to Tally Hall", "The Bidding", “Two Wuv”, and “White Ball”.

**Good & Evil:**

* The Trap
* Cannibal

## Trivia

* Zubin is Persian and speaks Farsi.
* Zubin does not have a middle name.

## External Links

* Twitter
* Instagram
* Facebook
All I Need Is You

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## Other

**All I Need Is You** is the sixth song on Rob Cantor's album Not a Trampoline.

The music video was directed by Randall Maxwell, and features cameos from Ross Federman and Bora Karaca.

## Lyrics

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> The life you want to lead, it’s right beneath your feet.
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> Tonight no shadows fall; see the lightning, heed the call.
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> The world we wish we knew; it’s there in me, it’s there in you.
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> Tonight we come true. Feel so right and feel so new
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> All I need is you.
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> All I need is you.
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> Adrift, we nearly drowned. But faith we finally found.
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> Tonight a garden grew. See the green and see the blue.
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> And all that we’ve waited for and all that we hold in store.
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> Everything starts tonight, we can be final, we can be light
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> All I need is you.
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> All I need is you.
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> You.
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> You.
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> You.
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> You.
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> You.
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> You.
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> You.
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> You.
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> You.
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> You.
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> You.
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> You.
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> You.
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> The life we want to lead
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> (I caught onto to something golden)
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> It’s right beneath our feet
>
> (I didn’t know what I was holding)
>
> Fortune and failure, I’m finding my place in the cold
>
> You take me apart and I’m whole.
>
>
>
> All I need is you.
>
> All I need is you.
>
> All I need is you.
>
>
>
>
The Blind Pig

**The Blind Pig** (puh-ih-guh) is a area that Tally Hall preformed at. they preformed the normal songs from MMMM and a cover of Just a Friend (Cover of Biz Markie)

There was 231 (Just a guess) attendees to watch the entire concert

they had done this concert in 2009 3 years before they split up and stayed on Hiatus, which doesnt matter

you can still find recordings today
Daisy fingers

## Daisy fingers

* Sketches 3D
* Sketches

## Other

**daisy fingers** is the fifth song in edu's album sketches.

## Lyrics

>
> I once knew a girl who had daisies for fingers
>
> Grew lollipops straight from her hair
>
> She travelled by pony and never looked lonely
>
> My friends she'd insist without care
>
>
>
> Called all her family spoke mostly harmony
>
> Seemed to have it figured out
>
> Painted in rainbows and shades only she knows
>
> Around her ideas came to sprout
>
>
>
> And now that we are older she still haunts me
>
> Through dark and warm she always wears a smile
>
> So for you, my friend, a song, to say
>
> I'm still inspired by you
>
>
>
> I asked her how one could be positive and hopeful
>
> When everything falls apart
>
> Life isn't fair she said make it a fair she said
>
> Always be prepared she said to sing
>
>
>
> Love is invented and wars are prevented
>
> And you can do anything
>
> Chin up and be up for that's what I'll be
>
> when we're eighty years young we'll be here you'll see
>
>
>
> And now that we are older she still haunts me
>
> Through dark and warm she always wears a smile
>
> So for you, my friend, a song, to say
>
> I'm still inspired by you
>
>
>
> Somewhere in the world she plants trails of jelly beans,
>
> Some leave them be and some take
>
> In her eyes she makes no mistake,
>
> It's now a better place
>
>
>
> When love finally whisked her away from the rest,
>
> She pointed out we all continue to spin
>
> Around and around 'til we lift off the ground,
>
> For what would she be without us
>
>
>
> And now that we are older, she still haunts me
>
> Through dark and warm she always wears a smile.
>
> So for you, my friend, a song, to say
>
> I'm still inspired by you
>
> I'm still inspired by you
>
> I'm still inspired by you
>
>
>
>
宇宙ステーションのレベル7

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## Other

**宇宙ステーションのレベル7** (**Space Station Level 7)** is the seventh track on ミラクルミュージカル's Hawaii: Part II.

## Lyrics

(Note, Rough Translation)

>
> 十五年後、待ち時間は終わった
>
> (Fifteen years later, waiting time has ended)
>
> それは大地を残すことは無理
>
> (Leaving the Earth behind is impossible)
>
> 我々は天国から出発
>
> (We depart from Heaven)
>
> それは秘密じゃない
>
> (It's not a secret)
>
> すぐに誰もが知っている
>
> (Immediately, everyone knows)
>
>
>
> HEAVEN
>
> 天の御国
>
> (The celestial country)
>
> HEAVEN
>
> 天国は待機
>
> (Heaven is on standby)
>
>
>
> それは大地で宇宙ステーションだ
>
> (That is a space station on Earth)
>
> も何もこれに比較しません
>
> (Nothing compares with this)
>
> レベル七にはしごを使用し
>
> (Use the ladder on Level 7)
>
> 睡眠、俺の子供
>
> (Sleep, my children)
>
> 明るい目が待っています
>
> (We will be waiting for your cheerful eyes)
>
>
>
> HEAVEN
>
> 天の御国
>
> (The celestial country)
>
> HEAVEN
>
> 天の御国
>
> (The celestial country)
>
>
>
> UN ENSEMBLE D'ENFANTS
>
> (A group of children)
>
> LA GALAXIE S'ÉTEND
>
> (The galaxy extends itself)
>
> JARDIN DE L'IMAGINATION
>
> (Garden of imagination)
>
>
>
> JE DOIS DIRE BONSOIR
>
> (I have to say good night)
>
> LANCE-TOI ET TU VIVRAS TOUJOURS CE SOIR
>
> (Throw yourself and you will live forever tonight)
>
>
>
> HEAVEN
>
> 天の御国
>
> (The celestial country)
>
> HEAVEN
>
> 天国は時機
>
> (Heaven is on standby)
>
> HEAVEN
>
> 天の御国
>
> (The celestial country)
>
> HEAVEN
>
> 天国は時機
>
> (Heaven is on standby)
>
>
> Romaji Lyrics :
>
>
>
> Jū go nen go, machijikan wa owatta
>
> Sore wa daichi o nokosu koto wa muri
>
> Wareware wa tengoku kara shuppatsu
>
> Sore wa himitsu janai
>
> Sugu ni dare mo ga shitteiru
>
>
>
> **Chorus**
>
> HEAVEN
>
> Ten no mikuni
>
> HEAVEN
> Tengoku wa taiki
>
>
>
> Sore wa daichi de uchū sutēshonda
>
> Mo nani mo kore ni hikaku shimasen
>
> Reberu nana ni hashigo o shiyō shi
>
> Suimin , ore no kodomo
>
> Akarui me ga matteimasu
>
>
>
> **Chorus**
>
>
>
> UN ENSEMBLE D'ENFANTS
>
> LA GALAXIE S'ÉTEND
>
> JARDIN DE L'IMAGINATION
>
> JE DOIS DIRE BONSOIR
>
> LANCE-TOI ET TU VIVRAS TOUJOURS CE SOIR
>
>
>
> **Chorus**
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Xaria

Xaria High Priestess of Th'Skara, and Hjarda Bonded to Jackor. She is one of the most powerful healers in the entire Empire. She is also a formidable combat mage in her own right. She was captured and tormented for years by the evil goddess Glendara, to try to turn one of Th'skara's chosen. She escaped and made her way to Thelissaia. Where she met Jackor and they became fast friends, then lovers and finally married.
Stalag Flucht

**Stalag Flucht** - вторая тюрьма в игре The Escapists. Это тюрьма сложнее первой тем что забор под напряжением.

## Список заключенных и охранников

Заключённые - 9 не включая вас(по 2 в одной камере).

Охранники - 5.

## Работы

**Садовник:**

*Зарплата - 10$-30$, нет ограничения в интеллекте.*

**Портной:**

*Зарплата - 20$, требуется 30 интеллекта.*

**Библиотекарь:**

*Зарплата - 30$, требуется 30 интеллекта.*

**Плотник:**

*Зарплата - 55$, требуется 50 интеллекта.*

**Грузчик:**

*Зарплата - 50$, требуется 60 интеллекта.*

## Способы побега

**Распространеные способы побега:**

*Уничтожение забора, сбор поддельных ключей.*

**Возможные способы побега:**

*Захват тюрьмы, подкоп, уничтожение забора, сбор поддельных ключей.*

## Особенности тюрьмы

* Это лагере-подобная тюрьма.
* Это первая тюрьма где используется забор под напряжением.
* Это тюрьма без вентиляционной системы

## Баги

* В мобильной версии нельзя сбежать подкопом из-за того, что забор под напряжением и под землей.
Your Mother is a Basketball

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## Other

**Your Mother is a Basketball** is a song by Joe Hawley, being the 6th track on Joe Hawley Joe Hawley and featuring Michael Gregory, Stephanie Koenig and Allegra Rosenberg, the last one being a member of Minimall. It has a duration of 2:31 minutes.

## Lyrics

JH: Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters

Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her."

In other words, she ate him.

Stay Puft Man's big, so that's how we know she's fat--

Just to clarify.

MG: Basketball, a basketball.

Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball.

I went there: your mother is a basketball.

A basketball, she's a basketball.

AR: Stop. Everybody take 5.

Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe.

Let it all out; don't hold back; incriminate.

Here on this court, you gotta push it to the limit, mate.

Reach deep inside, throw the shots, come alive.

I'll be here tweeting the whole thing live,

So guys, be loquacious; show off your gall!

What did you say his mother was again? (A basketball.)

MG: A basketball.

After all, she's bouncing like she had a bottle of Adderall.

She's also fat--not sure if I mentioned that--

Twenty-nine inches wide from all sides, to be exact.

JH: Man, that's wack. I object! But, to change the subject,

I double dribbl'd your Mom's bombs and she liked it.

Now I'm flying higher than a window wiper,

Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper.

MG: I believe you need a reason like you're Zeppelin Piper.

If your mom were on Tinder, I'd swipe her right 'cuz I like her

She's spherical, meaningful, queer, and clerical,

A leather planet with the gravity that makes you feel the pull

AR: Ooh, feeling it now, moves smooth, so adroit.

World's hearing it now, down under to Detroit.

Pity the pal who fails to score a swish,

Never gonna hit the buzzer 'cuz she just won't fit!

Not that curvy's bad boys, in fact, it's sad

But the women's NBA's not all round and rad.

Don't be lose ground, be a man;

Do they fit basketballs with gastric bands?

JH: Oedipus Rex, Electra complex,

Pegasus wings on these foot springs but I digress.

Surf's up! I board a tidal wave of jump

Yo' 'boks probably don't even pump, chump.

MG: Sup?

JH: I got pump up 'boks, I'll palm my ball in my hand.

And shoot infinity points from up across this land

So you can't pass the man if you know what's best, son.

lest you wanna become a tripping guessing lesson.

SK: Slam dunk!

JH: Foul?

MG & JH: Ref, make the call!

AR: Oh gee, oh gosh, this is all too much

Guys, I gotta confide--I'm just an actress, y'all

Picked last at the dang-blasted casting call.

MG: Some games don't have winners

Some chickens don't end up on plates for dinners,

They contain the innards

But we know the sun will always rise and always fall

And that your mother will always be a basketball

Basketball, a basketball.

If you're listening, your mother is a basketball.

That's right, you! Your mother is a basketball.

She's a basketball, bouncing faster all,

Over the rainbow in the stair,

Somehow, somewhere, someway, somewhere.
Christian Bale is at Your Party

**Christian Bale is at Your party** is a song written by Rob Cantor in 2012 which never released for some reason.

## Lyrics

Christian Bale is at your party, he's alone

Eating all your queso dip, talking on your phone

Uninvited, he just sorta walks into your home

What don't you fucking understand?

Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece

She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice

He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:

What don't you fucking understand?

Now he's stabbing at your wife (What don't you fucking understand?)

With a carrot for a knife (Give me a fucking answer!)

Making fun of your kazoo

Oh, good for you!

Now he's running naked through the crowd

Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly

Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block

Fuck!

Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street

It's such a scene even Uncle Mervyn has to tweet

They taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating...

What don't you fuck–

They tackle him, cuff him, now he's under their command

But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand

A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand

What don't you fucking understand

## Trivia

* This song is clearly a comedy due to its swear word usage and silly words.
Rotary Park

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## Other

**Rotary Park** is a song by Joe Hawley, featuring Zubin Sedghi. It is the 5th track on Joe Hawley Joe Hawley and has a duration of 3:17 minutes.

## Lyrics

Rotary Park is safe after dark

Neighbors off porches

The playground is stark

Wine stain'd a vacant old basketball court

Dwellings surround a municipal fort

Don’t mind the stories of triumphs and glories

Rotary Park is the jam after dark

Be

Leave and decide

Stay and be blind

Easy to claim when you’ve places to find

We nearly died

Be that inside

grinding the gears of all tides

Rotary Park is at peace after dark

Chief Pontiac

stamped his name on the mark

Mystery buried in flat dominos

(Be, leave and decide, stay and be blind)

Twilight attuned to a creeping repose

(Easy to claim when you’ve places to find)

Don’t mind the lion

hid dreaming of Zion

Rotary Park is ablaze after dark

Rotary Park is swell after dark

coveting woes

in bureaucracy throes

Trials by pairings with blood on the psyche

(Be, leave and decide, stay and be blind)

Victory airings not sponsored by Nike®

(Easy to claim when you’ve places to find)

Purple potato-faced comrade ascends

(We nearly died, be that inside)

Vultures encircle abandoned amends

(Grinding the gears of all tides)

This morning I woke

from a nightmare and fell out of bed

and Lo!

The ghost of a man ages thought to be dead

A smile and a ribbon he wore with a dutiful pose

A wink

A prick from the thorn of that beautiful rose

Rotary Park is aghast before dusk

don’t mind the four savage

young horsemen of musk
Mucka Blucka

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## Other

**Mucka Blucka** is a song that was released as a bonus track on the 2008 re-release of Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. The vocals, performed by Ross Federman, are comprised entirely of chicken clucking noises.

## Lyrics

[Verse: Ross Federman]

Bluck bluck bluck, ba-bluck bluck blucka

A-blucka bluh, blucka bluck bluck blucka

Bluck bluck bluck blu-blu-bluck. Blucka!

Blucka blucka blucka blucka bluck-bluck

A-bluck bluck bluck blucka blu-ha-ha

Blaaah, mucka blucka

Mucka-blah, mucka-blah, mucka ba-ba, ba-ba

Mucka blucka blucka blough. Blucka!

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (bluck bluck bluck blucka)

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (bluck, blucka)

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (blucka blah ba ba mu-blucka)

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow

Bluck

Blucka mucka blough ba-blah

Bluck, blucka, ba-blah

Bluckity bluck-bluck-bluck. Ba-ba

Blickity bow, bluck blickity bow, bluck bluck bow

Bluck bluck bluck bluck

Bluck bluck bluck bluck bluck bow

Muck bluck bluck, bluck bow, muck bluck-ow

Muck blick bluck, bluck bow

Muck bluck bluck, bluck blough, blough, blough

Bluck bluck blah blah blah blah blah

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (bluck, blucka)

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (oh, oh, blucka)

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (blucka, ba ba blucka)

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (oh, oh, blucka, blucka)

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (blucka blucka blucka bluck bluck blucka)

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (oh, oh, blucka)

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (blucka blucka blucka blucka blucka blucka)

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (blucka blucka blucka bluck bluck bow)

Blooeigh!

## Trivia

* The song was featured two separate times on the television drama "The Good Wife", in Season 4 Episode 1 ("I Fought the Law") and again in Season 6 Episode 14 ("Mind's Eye").
* In episode 8 of Tally Hall's Internet Show, this song plays on the stereo in Jerk Chicken's car.
Sacred Beast

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## Other

**Sacred Beast** is the sixth song on Tally Hall's second studio album, Good & Evil.

It was written by Joe Hawley.

## Lyrics

* Good & Evil version
* Earlier version

>
> We live in the service of the king
>
> Almighty in control of everything
>
> As the queen decides who lives & dies tonight
>
> We will sing
>
> Love was never more than going
>
>
>
> Our mission is to slay the sacred beast
>
> Who has come to claim our innocence at least
>
> & though those who went before us won't return
>
> For the feast
>
> We'll be riding high in going
>
>
>
> Worst of all it knows
>
> Its only truth is made of lies
>
> Wanting for aught & ever wise
>
> So there will need to be a compromise
>
> Easier to close our eyes
>
> Seeing the other sides of our disguise
>
>
>
> We thought we had found a separate peace
>
> Thought all our pain had finally been released
>
> But as long as it's alive we'll never rest
>
> In one piece
>
> Meanwhile may it join in going
>
>
>
>
>

>
> We live in the service of the King
>
> Almighty, in control of everything
>
> As the Queen decides who lives & dies
>
> Tonight we will sing
>
> Love was never more than simple
>
> Easiest thing
>
>
>
> Our mission is to slay the Sacred Beast
>
> Who has come to claim our innocence, at least
>
> & though those that went before us
>
> Won't return for the feast
>
> We’ll be riding high & swinging
>
> ‘Till we’re deceased
>
>
>
> First of all we know that we are dying for our lives
>
> Wanting for not & no surprise, so there will
>
> Need to be a war for love
>
> A fight in spite of death above
>
> Biting the hand that feeds it’s own demise
>
>
>
> We thought we had found a separate peace
>
> We thought all our pain had finally been released
>
> But as long as it's alive we’ll never rest in one piece
>
> Meanwhile may it join in whistling
>
>
>
> Worst of all it knows it’s only truth is made of lies
>
> Wanting for on & ever wise, so there will
>
> Need to be a compromise
>
> Easier to close our eyes
>
> Seeing the other sides of our disguise
>
>
>
> We thought love was only nice or mean
>
> Perhaps it’s something vaguely in-between
>
> So while neighbors’ fight to paint their yards
>
> The best shades of green
>
> We’ll be in the garden growing
>
>
>
>
>
Flamingo

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## Other

**Flamingo** is the seventh song on Rob Cantor's album, Not a Trampoline. It is in both English and Spanish.

## Lyrics

>
> I feel like I might die a very happy man
>
> I feel like I can fly but I don’t think I am
>
> I feel like I’m a shy enormous pink flamingo man
>
> Flamingo
>
>
>
> Time is passing by, so don’t lead me around
>
> One leg in the sky and one stuck on the ground
>
> Floating down a sea of breeze and sending out my sound
>
> Flamingo
>
>
> Son felices
>
> Son pequeños mis amigos
>
> Los pequeños amigos de la jungla
>
> Les gusta la gente contenta
>
> No hay mal que por bien no venga
>
> Sí, se requieren comprende
>
> Nunca arriba y nunca se mueve
>
> La gusta con nada decir
>
> Tus hermanos y manos se quieren oír
>
> Sueños hacen alegro
>
> Flamingo rosa y negro
>
>
>
> Flamingo
>
> Flamingo
>
> Flamingo
>
> Flamingo
>
> Flamingo
>
> Flamingo (Flamingo)
>
> Flamingo
>
>
>
>
>
Go to Bed

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## Other

Go to Bed is a song by Joe Hawley. It is the 12th track on Joe Hawley Joe Hawley and is sung by both Joe and Minimall. It has a duration of 5:19 minutes.

## Lyrics

Go to bed go to bed go to bed

Baby go to bed

Relax

Got to hit the sack

Go to bed go to bed go to bed

Got to go to bed

Dip dip dip

Go to bed go to bed go to bed

Baby go to bed

M-kay

Got to hit the hay

Go to bed go to bed go to bed

Got to go to bed

Our R.E.M. might synchronize

freediving in iceberg guise

Go to bed go to bed go to bed

Baby go to bed

Relax

Got to hit the sack (hit that sack Jack)

Go to bed go to bed go to bed

Got to go to

Bop bop bop bop bop buh-bed

Go to bed go to bed go to bed

Baby go to bed

M-kay

Got to hit the hay (hit the hay Renee)

Go to bed go to bed go to bed

Got to go (got to go to bed)

Go to bed

In summer places

breezy rides romanticize

free sighs when we phantasize

MO: I don't feel like going to bed

AR: Let's play a rhyming game instead

MS: Eenie meenie dirty cleany... I'm not tired

WM: Yeah, I'm not sleepy

AR: Have you heard the Joey sound?

MO: Do we want to break it down?

JH: Eenie meenie Minimall

Prepare to have a ball

BD: NO.

AR: One elusive fish!

WM: Split the difference; make a wish

MO: When I grow up, I'll make it right

BD: I'll make a left and say goodnight

AR: Break it down

MS: Eeenie meenie minus five

MO: Please mind the neighbros

to stay alive

BD: I'd like to hug them with my phone

WM: I'd call...

AR: But no one's home!

Okay, let's go to bed

before the neighbors smite us dead

This pajama party has been fun

but the rhyming game is done

Go to bed go to bed go to bed

Baby go to bed

Don't scan

for the boogeyman (Mr. Sandman)

Go to bed go to bed go to bed

Got to go to bed

A-wimoweh HA (Can I join?)

Go to bed go to bed go to bed

Baby go to bed

Hope tonight

that the bugs don't bite (baby go to bed)

Go to bed go to bed go to bed

Got to go to (bed)

wop bop a luau bed (go to bed)

Synaesthetic candy drops

yawn everlasting flavor gobs

Clues of true colorforms

abridge thick textbook'd

molten meaningness norms

in lieu of us

Goodnight, Joe Hawley
Welcome To Tally Hall

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*Remember to check what links here and the page history before deletion.*[Intro]

Welcome to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum

Known from coast to coast like butter and toast

From headlines to bed lines

From schoolrooms to pool rooms

No other place in the contiguous United States

Or other environments of the world, welcome

[Verse 1]

Can I get a T? ("T")

And if you hit me with the A-L-L-Y, then you'd see

Why the Hall is here for y'all

The mini-mall is calling us all in

So kids, pack up your mom's car, back up the Windstar

Kick it in drive and arrive at the mega mart

Slide the side hatch with pride 'cause your ties match

On booty duty like your name was Eddie Thatch'

W-W-T-H-D?

We like to kick it at the university

But all work and no play makes us crazy

So we jump in the bumping SUV

Hit the street, get the sweet tunes on

Do a donut on your mama's front lawn

And sooner than you know, you've found the rock 'n' roll show

At the Tizzy Hizzy, we'll be gone

[Chorus 1]

We're in the mini-mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall

[Verse 2]

"Who's to blame?"

The automated players, I proclaim

Yellow tie, this suave fellow writes

Heterophonic tunes of how love bites

Red, the proud loud guy we adore

"Is my amp too high?" "No, turn it up more!"

So Grey in the back, sippin' 'gnac in here

He's knockin' down the shots like Bill Laimbeer

Send home the locksmith, Green's got keys

To unlock the rock in the act if you please

Now open the case, give Blue the bass

And jiggle your badiggle all over the place

[Chorus 1]

We're in the mini-mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall

We're in the mini-mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall

[Verse 3]

Can I get a click?

Flick off the switch and we'll ignite the night in pitch

Singin' songs you like to hear, and the world will disappear

Then we'll be glowing in the dark, lighting up the park

Revealing that the Hall is the place that aims to please

With unpredictable games and antiquities

The collectibles so delectable

The unreliable style's undetectable

Like I might rap like an English chap

Take you by the knickers and a bum you'll slap

You didn't think we had the gall

Well, bloody welcome to Tally Hall!

We're stereosonic, we're animatronic

We're rappin' with the robo-electronic ebonics

A quick distraction, a mechanic attraction

Got a penny in your pocket for the slot

What?

[Bridge]

Hey, ho, don't'cha know?

It's a good old-fashioned puppet show!

That's right, quite the set

We're the marionette quintet

[Chorus 2]

We think we're playing in a band

But we'd love to give you all a hand

Woo!

[Chorus 1]

We're in the mini-mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall

[Chorus 2]

We think we're playing in a band

But we'd love to give you all a hand

We think we're playing in a band ("Yarrgh!")

We'd love to give you all a hand

We think we're playing in a band ("Ah!")

We'd love to give you all a hand
Rick Lax

**Rick Lax** is a professional magician from Michigan and longtime friend of Tally Hall. He appears in many videos with the band, such as this card trick video, "Magical Fish", or the All I Need is You music video, where he is credited as "Sunglasses Remover".

He cowrote Mr. President, There’s an Asteroid Headed Directly For the Earth: The Musical with Rob Cantor.

## External Links

* Official website
* Facebook page
Yelwah Eoj Yelwah Eoj

Length

This is the reversed version of Joe Hawley Joe Hawley, released on streaming services in 2019 as a way to still release "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley" to circumvent copyright. The only forward song on this album is Aristotle's Denial. Since in the streaming service version of Joe Hawley, it was reversed.

As of November 9, 2023, Yelwah Eoj Yelwah Eoj has been removed from multiple streaming services, including the "Joe Hawley: Topic" YouTube channel, along with the single "Special." Yelwah Eoj Yelwah Eoj can still be found on Bandcamp. There is little indication as to whether this was done by Joe Hawley himself or by someone else who might have hacked his accounts.