Merphers

* Pheno: So, you may be wondering; why am I at this farm and killing everyone with a combine? Why have you never seen me in the show? And most importantly, why the S\*\*T does every movie these days start in the chronological middle? Well, all of this will get explained.
* Flashback to Norpher Land.\*
* Pheno: You see, when my father sprayed his crème Chantilly in my mother's mango, he was not expecting the two Norphers to make a Morpher like me.
* Cut to Norphers in army camp.\*
* Pheno: You see, these white a\*s guys are Norphers. So white they're literally the color white. These "Norphers" are trained to become troopers in the Norpher Squadron.
* Cut to shooting camp.\*
* Pheno: Now this mustachio man? He is Major Norpher. Do not F with this guy. He will kill you.
* Major Norpher gets shot in the testicles. He groans, then covers his crotch.\*
* Pheno: If you s\*\*t with Major, you get tortured until every fabric of your soul is left for dead.
* Cut to Norphers getting hung on scaffolds, beheaded by guillotines, and shredded in chippers.\*
* Pheno: Worst part? He is my dad. Anywho, one day, I decided to join the Morphers. I used being a spy as the decoy, and since I have gotten to know a lot of Morphers!
* Cut to Pheno fapping in a dumpster.\*
* Pheno: Whoops, did NOT mean to show that!
* Cut to Pheno signing up for Elites.\*
* Pheno: THERE! Elites! I decided to join the university that would have me be an Elite Morpher!
* Luke, as the account, looks up.\*
* Luke: Here for tram passes?
* Pheno: No, I am joining the Elites.
* Luke: Oh. Line is over there.
* Luke points to a 1,234,567,890 mile line.\*
* Pheno: Son of a b\*tch!
* Luke: If it makes matters better, you get to fill this applicaiton on the way over.
* Pheno: GIMME THAT!
* Pheno takes an application.\*
* Pheno: Ugh, damn these lines.
* Luke: Uh, that is the application for joining the next season of Don't Scare the Hare.
* Pheno runs back to Luke.\*
* Pheno: GET THIS PIECE OF S\*\*T OUT OF MY HANDS! Where is the Elite application?
* Luke: Here.
* Gives Pheno it.\*
* Pheno: Ah, thank you, LukeyDuke.
* Luke: Any time.
* Pheno walks away as Luke sneezes all over Zoe.\*
* Zoe: Luke, you FREAKING SNEEZY CRACKER.
* Luke: Hey, you deserved it, you racist.
* Pheno is walking into line.\*
* Pheno: Alright, let's see what this application has.
* Pheno signs a few things. Time card says "A couple eternities later."\*
* Fritz: Signups for Elites?
* Pheno: HERE!
* Pheno gives Fritz the app.\*
* Fritz: Alright, we will review this and see if you can get in.
* Pheno: (Narrating) They did.
* Cut to Pheno walking to the college.\*
* Pheno: I AM HYPERVENTILATING RIGHT NOW!
* Entrance opens.\*
* Teacher: Pheno, come on in!
* **Teacher:** Good morning class. Would everyone take a seat?
* Pheno sits\*
* **Pheno:** Psst, Krish, sit here. Here.
* Krish sits there.\*
* **Fritz:** Um, excuse me, there do not seem to be any empty seats left.
* **Teacher:** But there is one right next to Sid. *[Fritz sits there, and Sid touches him]*
* **Fritz:** Do you mind?
* **Sid:** Do not worry Fritz, we are friends now! I will teach you everything I know, and then we can.
* **Fritz:** *We* will not be doing anything, because there is no we! Understand?
* **Sid:***Wii*will not be doing anything? WII?
* **Teacher:** Quiet in the front.
* **Pheno:** Yeah, Fritz! Not everyone has the perfect mohawk you have and everything!
* **Teacher:** Okay class, how about we get to know our new students, by telling each other why we were sentenced to the Elites.
* **Vincent:** Um, Tess is impressed with me because I killed someone once.
* **Teacher:** Extremely great! Alright, whose second?
* **Vincent:** I do not see what is so "extremely great" about me killing someone.
* **Teacher:** No, I did not mean "great".
* **Vincent:** Dammit, I know exactly what you meant!
* **Teacher:** Next.
* **Pheno:** Oh, I am here because I.
* **Teacher:** We all know why you are here, Pheno, you are reforming. What about you, sir?
* **Krish:** Me?
* **Teacher:** Yes. I would love it if you told the rest of the class, why you are with us today?
* **Krish:** Why I am. All right, I will tell you. I AM THE CHIEFTAIN OF MY VILLAGE!
* Cricket chirp is heard.\*
* **Teacher:** Come up to the chalkboard, and draw a story about how you became chief.
* **Krish:** Gladly. *[draws what he is saying]* I was the wisest, most handsome, biggest, strongest, bravest, frankest, nicest, sincerest, most Able-bodied, Abloom, Abounding, Above, Aboveboard, Absolute, Absolved, Abundant, Accelerated, Acceptable, Accepted, Accepting, Accessible, Acclaimed, Accommodated, Accommodating, Accommodative, Accomplished, Accordant, Accountable, Accredited, Ace, Aces, Achieving, Accurate, Accustomed, Acknowledged, Acknowledging, Acquainted, Active, Actual, Actualized, Acuminate, Acuminous, Adaptable, Adapted, Adapting, Adaptive, Adept, Adequate, Adjusted, Admirable, Admired, Admissible, Adonic, Adorable, Adored, Adoring, Adroit, Advanced, Advantaged, Advantageous, Adventuresome, Adventurous, Advisable, Advocative member of my hood. Can I sit down now, immeasurable a\*s?
* **Teacher:** Why, certainly. Oh, immeasurable? Why, you are so admiring!
* *\**Bell rings, then cuts to everyone eating hamburgers for lunch, and Sid sits next to Vincent.*\**
* **Sid:** Ah, lunch time, eh, Vincent?
* \*Sid sits, and Vincent walks away, over to the bins.*\**
* **Vincent:** I will need to eat here, like in school.
* \*Vincent eats, then Sid pops up from the rubbish.*\**
* **Sid:** Vincent, do you have any Barbecue Sauce in there?
* \*Vincent runs away screaming. Cut to Pheno and Kristian eating lunch.\*
* **Pheno:**Yo, Kristian? What did you get on your burger?
* Kristian: BOULDERS AND DIAMONDS!
* \*Kristian takes a bite of the sandwich, and bites on the stones. His teeth are shattered.\*
* Kristian: \*Makes an undicipherable noise.\*
* Pheno: Yeah, that is kinda why I got napa, tomatoes, achars, and ahipa m on mine.
* \*Cut to Vanessa giving Glender and Chuck a basket of Profiteroles.\*
* Vanessa: Careful. The donut holes are hot.
* Chuck: Oh okay.
* \*Chuck eats one.\*
* Chuck: (Eating with his mouthful) It is safe, but really warm. AND CREAMY!
* \*Glender eats a few buns.\*
* Glender: THEY ARE SO CREAMY!
* \*The duo continue to feast on rolls. Chuck drips the ice cream into his mouth and pukes.\*
* Glender: Yum, I think I have had these before. \*Eats a cream puff, then gurgles on the cream.\*
* Chuck: Wait...
* \*The duo look at each other in complete horror. They regurgitate into each others' mouths.\*
* *[Cuts to the lavatory, where Vincent is eating]*
* **Vincent:** Mm, bon appetite, Ernestein.
* *\*Eats, but then sees Sid's feet are the other stall. Squidward gets angry, and throws his sandwich on the ground\**
* **Vincent**: You have ruined first period, you have ruined lunch, and have ruined...
* *\**Entrance opens, revealing that it is a Muscle Norpher, with Sid's shoes.. Scene cuts to Vincent walking to his seat, missing all of his teeth.*\**
* **Teacher:**Welcome back class! (In shock) Uh, Vanessa, why are you all bruised?
* **Vanessa:**(In crutches with a cast and a black eye.) They found out what was in those pastries...
* **Teacher:** Oh my! Okay class, it is time for our training. Pheno, you will be with Sid.
* **Pheno:** Eh, did not see that coming.
* \*Cuts to them at the construction site.\*
* **Teacher:** Now, we are going to take this nice and slow. So, Sid, how do we make a bomb?
* **Sid:** Uh, combine different colored Morpher Wheels?
* **Teacher:** Great. Nice and basic. Now let us slowly...
* \*Pheno gets a tube full of one million Morpher Wheel explosives, then floors the brakes.\*
* **Sid:** Pheno, look out!
* \*They bump into a bunch of girders, then they barge through inside of the building*\**
* **Pheno**: BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA!
* \*Pheno fires the Morpher Wheel bombs, exploding the building and going out of the site.\*
* **Sid**: Pheno, give me that wheel!
* **Pheno:** I got it, I got it.
* *\**Pheno punches Sid a bunch of times.\*
* **Sid:** Let go of it!
* *\**Pheno rips the steering wheel in half, and the Teacher screams. They drive into an old lady*\**
* **Wrinkle:** Ruffians!
* \*They drive through Walmart, Party City, and they then drive into the sewer.\*
* **\***A kid is looking in the storm drain, then Teacher and Sid come out.*\**
* **Kid:** WTF.
* \*Kid slowly backs away from the Drain.\*
* **Sid:** Hey, where did Pheno go?
* \*Pheno ends up in a quarry.\*
* **Pheno**: Uh, there is no avalanche here, right?.
* \*Cuts to Pheno walking toward his desk with a ton of blood on his forehead.\*
* **Teacher**: Okay class, it is time to take our exam. Have your pencils ready.
* **Sid:** Pst, hey, Winston, if you need any help, I have taken this test a hundred times, and.
* **Winston:** How many times do I need to tell you?! I am not your friend! I do not need your help, and I hope you KILL YOURSELF! Now kindly let me take this dumba\*s test, so I can get out of here, and never see you again, ever!
* **Sid:** (Depressed) Fine, Winston, if that is the way you need it.
* **Winston:** I do. *[Picks up his pencil, but then it drops and rolls out of the room]*
* **Teacher:** 3 minutes class.
* **Winston:** Sid? Sid, I need your help. Look, I was gonna use my pencil, but then something just-
* **Teacher:** 2 1/2 more minutes.
* **Winston:** Sid, can you give me your pencil? This is important. I gotta finish this test to join the-
* **Sid:** You said you did not need my help, and that you hoped I kill myself. So never, you pr\*ck.
* **Winston:** No no, I did not. I never said that.
* **Teacher**: 2 more minutes
* **Glender**: Uh, yeah, you did, I heard it for sure.
* **Winston**: I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL YOU DICKWEED!
* \*Glender shrugs\*
* **Winston**: All right, I hoped that. But that was before.
* **Sid:** Before?
* **Winston:** Before, before...
* **Teacher:** 1 minute, class.
* **Winston:** Before we were, (gulp) soul mates for the rest of eternity and as long as time exists.
* **Sid:** Yay!
* **Teacher:** Okay class, time ius up.
* **Winston:** Time cannot be up. I did not fill in a single answer. What am I supposed to do?
* **Teacher:** You do the same thing that everyone else does. You take it 10 more times.
* **Winston:** 10 MORE TIMES?
* **Sid:** Do not worry, Winston, I failed the test, too!
* **Winston**: AHQWJEUKDNHJUMIDLDNHUKGIFLGTO!
* **Pheno**: Yeesh, you