All I Want For Xxxmas (song)

"**All I Want For Xxxmas**" is a song by American singer-songwriter Slayyyter, featuring Ayesha Erotica. It is a Christmas single and was released on December 13th, 2018.

## Background

Prior to the song's release, Slayyyter tweeted on October 1st, 2018 that she was "more excited about the singles [she had] planned for the hoeliday season than [she was] for [her] album". This teased the song, as well as her other Christmas song "Snow Angel", which currently remains unreleased.

On November 1st, 2018, Slayyyter mentioned that she was unsure whether she would only release one Christmas single or a three song extended play (EP). A couple weeks later, she confirmed that she would release an EP, single, or double single for Christmas. She ended up only releasing one Christmas song, which was "All I Want For Xxxmas".

## Critical Reception

The song did not receive very many reviews, but from the few reviews there were, it appears to have been well received. *PAPER Magazine* said that it was "brilliant in how it subverts all of the "santa baby" entendres that might lead one to dream of a very steamy Christmas, and just swings for the fences, no holding back".

*NME* called the song a "festive banger" and said that Slayyyter "forgoes subtlety and gets straight to the point".

## Lyrics

**[Intro: Slayyyter]**

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!

Ow!

**[Chorus: Slayyyter]**

All I want for Christmas is to get fucked

Take a big hit, get my tits sucked

All I want for Christmas is to get fucked

Is to get fucked, is to get fucked

**[Hook: Slayyyter]**

All I want for Christmas is

An 8 ball of blow and a pair of new tits

Santa, won't you bring me those gifts?

Sorry that I'm naughty, but this is how I live

**[Chorus: Slayyyter]**

All I want for Christmas is to get fucked

Take a big hit, get my tits sucked

All I want for Christmas is to get fucked

Is to get fucked, is to get fucked

**[Verse 1: Slayyyter]**

All I want for Christmas is

Bottles in the club and some Gucci purses

Santa, boy, you know where I live

So get up in your sleigh and deliver my shit

**[Interlude: Slayyyter]**

Get fucked, fu-fu-fucked

Get fucked, ge-ge-get fucked, fucked

Get up in your sleigh and deliver my shit

**[Verse 2: Ayesha Erotica]**

Well, I'm back, the ho-hoe in charge

And if you're not ready, well bitch I’m barging

In all the clubs and bars that you frequent

DJs play Ayesha in sequence

And if you don't like it then tough

They'd rather bump mine than your wack ass stuff

I mean, come on now, it's all about taste

But please, you bitches don’t got the bass!

Now, Christmas morning, what I want

Is two big brand new boobs to flaunt

An Escalade to go pick up Slayyyter

And hit the freeway, bitch, see you later!

Now bump this shit when you're out with your family

I'm cutting up lines in Miami

There's one more thing that I've got to say-a

And that's "Chag Sameach," bitch!

**[Bridge: Slayyyter & Ayesha Erotica]**

All I want, all I want, a-a-all I want, all I want

(I'm cutting up lines in Miami)

A-a-all I want, all I want, all I want, all I want

(Cu-cu-cu-cutting up lines in Miami

And that's "Chag Sameach,")

Bitch!

**[Chorus: Slayyyter]**

All I want for Christmas is to get fucked

Take a big hit, get my tits sucked

All I want for Christmas is to get fucked

Is to get fucked, is to get fucked

**[Hook: Slayyyter]**

All I want for Christmas is

An 8 ball of blow and a pair of new tits

Santa, won't you bring me those gifts?

Sorry that I'm naughty, but this is how I live

## Trivia

* The song samples "All I Want For Christmas Is To Get It Crunk" by Dirty Boyz.
* The intro is an interpolation of a line from the movie *Home Alone 2*.

## References

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/slayyyter/status/1046866367054565376
2. ↑ https://twitter.com/slayyyter/status/1058135044798189569
3. ↑ https://twitter.com/slayyyter/status/1064300180080599040
4. ↑ http://www.papermag.com/bops-only-2359-2623412656.html
5. ↑ https://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/pop-not-dirty-word-fuck-slayyyter-nyc-pop-star-making-trashy-look-chic-2449317