recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Tarzanite

Tarzanite, more commonly known by Tarz, is a title character in UC's very long noobpasta "Tarzanite and Xenotime, a love formed over a thousand years" and is YTW's first gemsona. test edit

 Backstory

Basically Amethyst's backstory expect friggin XENO didn't annoy Amethyst all this time.

## Appearance

See the pics that I'll put later.

 Weapon & Abilities

Her weapon is a mallet, which she can change the size of. She can also summon a gun. Like all Kindergarten Gems, she has a spin dash attack. She can summon an emotion-powered bubble.

## Personality

She is maturity-wise, a teenager. She likes to watch YTPs, and it will be mentioned later in her noobpasta (spoiler but not a huge thing) that she plays CPPS.me as xTarzanitex (not a real account.) She is fun-loving, somewhat lazy, and artistic. She can be somewhat obsessive over things, particularly crushes, as she has a few pornographic drawings of her ex-girlfriend, Peridot from before they were together. She is easily angered.

A well developed character.

## Fusions with Tarz

These will be announced when there are any in the noobpasta. She has a fusion in the SU fanon universe Called Axinite that in this new one is kind of perverted.

## Trivia and shite

Tarz is based upon the more mature, teen-like side of YTW.

YTW lieks trains.

Tarz's sleepwear looks a lot like YTW's irl PJ's xD but blue.

She CAN be used in other noobpastas, but with YTW's permission.

Xeno stooe her pajamas when she wasn't looking. She buried them in tennesse. She also wont tell tarz where they are.
Outbreak666death.avi

ONCE UPON A TIME, MY COMPUTER BROKE. BUT THEN, THE COMPUTER STARTED PLAYTING THE SIMS 4. I WAS IN SHOCK THEN I WENT HOME AND FORGOT. BUT THEN, SLENDER MAN CAME AND PEED IN MY FIRE PLACE AND BEAT ME UP. THEN, STAHR BOTERFLEE CAME AND MURDERED ME AND SLENDER MAN. THEN I TYPED THIS WHEN I WAS MURDERED. THE END.
Paris the MELD Kitty

Paris the Meld Kitty is a kitty who is a MELD. DUHHHH.

She is very much spoiled and evil. And she can be used in any noobpasta even without Star's permission. .\_\_.

## Trivia and shite

* She got in a fight with Fax the Cat in the second grade
* She was originally going to have the original diva glasses, but those ones are fugleh so Star chose the Sunset ones
The Potato That Killed the MELDs

Once upon a time, in dat gaem Clob Panguin, a sentient potato killed almost every MELD. But then Ashley the prep taco threw satanic teabags on the graves of the MELDs, and chanted something. A few hours later, the MELDs came back as zombehs. A girl zombeh MELD and an average boy pookie had y'know (don't ask how they know how), and another MELD was born. The MELD spread divaism among other pookies, almost like a virus. When those pookies grew up and had children, the children were divas too, having some diva DNA. And that's how MELDs and diva pookies still exist.
The story of blendy blendzo

once upon a time there was a person called blendy blendzo

he decided to fetch a pail of water

he suffocated when his head got stuck in the pale

he died

the end

goodbye

ANGRY LENNY ARMY: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ SPACEJAM OR RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Rare Replay: Game 31

(Preston1's point of view)

Ok. It was a typical day. I played my pre-order copy of Rare Replay, there was Banjo-Kazooie, Perfect Dark, Viva Pinata, Conker's Bad Fur Day, and more! I played all the games, and the credits rolled, and at the end. A game called "Murder" was unlocked. I booted it up, and started plaing. It started with the Atari logo, being stabbed from behind. Blood everywhere. And behind, was a shadowy figure, who then takes out the Rareware logo, and slices it in half. The game starts up with static, and the words "Murder. Press fire". The game starts of with Banjo-Kazooie, walking around. He then ruthlessly stabs a living N64 cartridge. I was shocked.
Eeg

this is totally an egg story

eggcellent

eggegg pie

ok so there were two pookies named ruby and sapphire

they made love (insert lenny here)

They fucked each other.They turned into lesbians.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ok kill me please kthank :))))

lenny raid

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ═╝

╚═(███)═╝

╚═(███)═╝

.╚═(███)═╝

..╚═(███)═╝

…╚═(███)═╝

…╚═(███)═╝

..╚═(███)═╝

.╚═(███)═╝

╚═(███)═╝

.╚═(███)═╝

..╚═(███)═╝

…╚═(███)═╝

…╚═(███)═╝

…..╚(███)╝

……╚(██)╝

………(█)

……….\*
Noobpasta Wikia

== HI WELC0ME 2DA NOOBPASTA WIKI!!!!!!!!!!Warning dis wikeh is NSFW!!!!!!!!!!! gshdgvsgdhhegdfghjedhfgdsjdhfvgfdhwkjhfgfhekwjfhv<hero description="yolo hi welc0m 2 da supor skary NSFW no0bposta wiki WARNING NSFW

chapter 1

hi this diry

chapter 69

im dead" imagename="" cropposition=""></hero> ==
PLZ NOET: Read this and this before doing anything.

Our mascot is Fax The Cat! :D

gooby pls

fak u.

and humanity is out main target for haet jk

## What Even Is A Noobpasta?

Look at some of the pages here you bitch.

## admin list:

star deh preep haetr. SRSLY BITCH UR 2COOL!

♡Ƴσυя Ƭуριcαℓ Ɯєιя∂σ, Aℓωαуѕ Aη∂ Ƒσяєνєя!♡ (talk)

I guess Terrsolpix is an admin..... Nobody cares about her/him........

Stamps The Sweg Fangirl leleleelelelel

bonbookeh

## Diriy of s0me1

chapter 1

my life is boring cricri

chapter 69

i died of boredom

chapter 420

im a zombieeeeeeee braaaaainzzzzzzz!

696969696969696969669666SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yey

Tanzanite Sez: Fuck you.
Krow Silvermoon

Krow's Racial background is almost unique. Born to an elven mother and a drow father, Krow was never

excepted by other children. There were constant taunts due to his darker appearance. So, he spent most of his youth trying to understand what he was. He found, that while exceedingly rare, there were others like him. They had called themselves "ash elves", due to the color of there skin. Blessed with all the benefits of the drow but, life loving and free as other surface elves. Sadly, he also found that the ash elves had been wiped out by the drow, considered to be abominations and a stain on the drow bloodlines. Further, he found a goddess who gladly, even lovingly, accepted the ash elves, Eilistraee. He devoted his life to Eilistraee but, without proper training, he could not become a true cleric. So, he wandered and did anything he could to help, always in her name. Eilistraee took notice of Krow and blessed him with divine magic to assist in his good deeds. He is Krow Silvermoon, Warpriest of Eilistraee and, for now, the last of the ash elves.
The Meaning Of Life Is Love (fanfic-y thingy)

This is a non-sexual (for the most part) love story about Charity Violet Joyau, a 15 year old girl struggling with bullying, and Drake Kieran Fordite, a 16 year old boy who is somewhat popular. The unlikely yet ever so likely love between the two, and how it grows as they mature, is what the fanfic is about.

Only UC and Cynic can edit (??????????????)

## Oh, joy, the first day of school! Not. (Charity's POV)

Today is when I go back to hell. The first day of school. I'll be getting my face shoved in the toilet, have people call me "Fuckity the Dorkface", and be told to kill myself all because I have naturally purple hair. Hair-racist much, preppy bitches? It's even worse with the boys. They give me the same treatment the girls do on a GOOD DAY. One boy even threatened to kill me and rape the corpse. Thefuck? The day before, I got the cutest clothes I could, and researched typical teens. They seem like another species to me, I guess I should learn about them.

Well, you're either normal or you aren't, and I'm not. TBA BECUZ LAZY
How to write a good Noobpasta.

So, writing a Noobpasta is fun. But, you need to make sure its funNY. Here's how:

1. Just because you have bad spelling and grammar, doesn't make a pasta any funnier. Made up example; We had to delete the page "SUPOR SKARY HAXXOR STAHR BOTERFLEE DEATH!!!1!" for being complete dump.
2. No copying others.
3. NO COPYING OTHERS.
4. No CoPyInG oThErS.
5. NO
6. COPYING
7. OTHERS
8. OTHERS COPYING NO.
9. And finally, do not make tons of spam pages. It's very manipulative.
Minions

Terrible beings that evolved when a homophobic wizard fell into a vat of his own steamy, yellow creation. They have assisted in defeating the queers in each attempt they made to get freedom. Minions even convinced the warrior Beck Bateman to fight on the Nationalist side of the Spanish civil war against the great and powerful general Benjameme. Minions have contributed to the downfall of humanity as it spirals into calamity and disrepair.
The Hydro Man

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nunc maximus porta sem, in sodales quam elementum sit amet. Nunc sit amet elit euismod, porttitor arcu eget, pharetra dui. Praesent laoreet pretium quam sit amet malesuada. Nunc nisl tellus, venenatis sit amet enim quis, euismod vulputate ipsum. Pellentesque sit amet urna justo. Morbi aliquam quis mauris laoreet vulputate. Nunc eu aliquet lectus. Fusce massa turpis, vestibulum id neque lacinia, euismod ullamcorper nunc. Mauris sagittis vel nunc a laoreet. Integer sed orci id nulla pulvinar venenatis. Proin ultricies odio in massa vulputate, et tempor diam tincidunt. Fusce magna nibh, porttitor a dui id, tempus ultricies dui. Donec cursus lectus cursus pellentesque lacinia. Suspendisse tristique sagittis fermentum. Curabitur porta purus leo, vel aliquet sem eleifend quis. Interdum et malesuada fames ac ante ipsum primis in faucibus.
The Roary the Racing Car Movie 2

File:TheRoarytheRacingCarMovie2logo.png
**The Roary the Racing Car Movie 2** is a British animated film directed by Anthony Armanino. It is the sequel to The Roary the Racing Car Movie. it was released on August 9, 2023. The film received positive reviews from critics, praising its animation, themes, voice acting, humor, and portrayal of Jenny. The film was also a box office success, grossing over $640 million at the box office on a $10 million budget. A sequel is in production.

## Cast

Tobey Maguire as Roary

Willem Dafoe as Maxi

Emma Watson as Cici

John Cena as Drifter

Dwayne Johnson as Tin Top

Vin Diesel as Plugger

Liam Neeson as Rusty

Keanu Reeves as Hellie

Richard Ayoade as Molecom

Kevin Hart as Flash

Tom Cruise as FB

Ryan Gosling as Big Chris

Jennifer Lawrence as Marsha

Bryan Cranston as Farmer Green

Danny DeVito as Mr. Carburettor

Brie Larson as Breeze

Craig Ferguson as James

Andrew Garfield as Conrod

Chris Rock as Nick

Will Smith as PC Pete

Pedro Pascal as Loada

David Spade as The Track Inspector

Judi Dench as Big Christine

Madison Iseman as Jenny

Helen Mirren as Mamma Mia

Zach Galifianakis as Mark

Bruce Campbell as Puntilla

Maria Darling as Roary's nephew

## Full Movie Link

https://archive.org/details/untitled-video-made-with-clipchamp\_20230809
Big Chris' Big Workout

**Big Chris' Big Workout** is the eighth episode of the first season.

## Story

### Synopsis

Marsha has challenged Big Chris to a running race. Big Chris thinks he doesn't stand a chance against the super fit Marsha, or so he thinks...

## Trivia

* Footage from this episode was reused in the episode Stars and Cars aswell as the credits for Season 1.

## Errors

* The title card says "Big Chris's Big Workout" which is wrong since there shouldn't be a second "s" if someone's name ends with "s".
* When Roary tries get out of the mud puddle, his front wheels start spinning but in the next shot they aren't spinning.
Noobpasta Wiki/ Rules

Welcome, I am CPStealer. Here are this wiki's rules:

1. Anybody who makes a noobpasta where any variation of Stahr Boterflee dies, will die horribly at the hands of Stahr Boterflee. Dumb, I know, but it's just one of the established rules of Noobpasta-ism.
2. No comments like these: Any variation of "FAKE!!!" or "FIRST".
3. NSFW content is limited to written material and imagery. No videos, audio files or anything else. No child pornograpy, crime scenes (the closest thing you can do is an ms paint drawing), and no screamers. (findminecraft.com, etc)
4. NO SCREAMERS.
5. Pages about Club Penguin are OK, but should explain what Club Penguin IS at the beginning. Same with ROBLOX, The Sims 4, or any other PC game.
6. If you have an idea for a new rule, send me a PM. Okay?
7. No pointsgaming.
8. NO POINTSGAMING.
9. No unfair rules, such as, everybody must have a triangle as a profile pic.
Fax The Cat

Fax The Cat is a mascot of this wiki. She is allowed to be used in any Noobpasta without permission.

## Facts About Fax

* Instead of milk, she drinks 7 Up and Pepsi.
* She got into a fight with Paris the MELD Kitty in 2nd Grade.
* She has a human face.
* Instead of playing with normal cat toys, she plays with bottles of water and llama toys. :3
* She is named after the fax machine.
* some people think she is creepy
* She is really really really friendly and affectionate.
Fanfic - Cartoon Nerds 4evah

It's a fanfic about Star's favorite favorite characters from her favorite shows living together. Abajillion characters here are from Total Drama: The Ridonculous Race. (TDRR). This contains swearing, so if you hate swearing, get the hell out of here. Star's OCs are here toooooooo!!!!!!

## Characters

**Star Butterfly (Show: Star VS The Forces of Evil)**

She looks and acts the same as she does in SVTFOE, but is way more mature and wears hipster glasses.

**Steven (Show: Steven Universe)**

Looks and acts the same as he does in SU. Except he doesn't like cookie cats. ;o;

**Gene and Louise (Show: Bob's Burgers)**

Really close siblings, look and act the same as in Bob's Burgers, except way more insane.

**Kitty and Emma (Show: TDRR)**

Kitty is the opposite of her sister Emma in almost every way; the younger of the two, she is pretty and smart, but has never really needed to use her brains to get what she wants as her pigtails, petite frame, and cute faces do all the heavy lifting. She tends to live in the moment and is looking forward to seeing the world with her big sister.

Emma is the opposite of her sister Kitty in almost every way; she's a no-nonsense, highly motivated law student who takes the competition very seriously. She plans to put all of her focus into winning the game while wasting no time on fun.

**Noah (Show: TDRR)**

Looks and acts the same in TDRR. Has insane over the top wow so crazy crush on Emma but she DOESNT KNOW D:<

**Peridot (Show: Steven Universe)**

Looks and acts the same in SU.

**Noelle (Show: N/A, she's in OC, god damnit)**

Acts the same as her older twin brother Noah. Gets angered easily, likes randomness.

## Chapter One - I was bored so I created this... thing.

**Steven's View (Thursday, 3:00 p.m)**

THERE'S NO SCHOOL TODAYYYYY!

So I made this facinating little thing, for all these people to haaaaaang out. lal

I heard voices from the kids at school.

"God damnit Noelle, you lost the bet. Now gimme two. Thanks."

"Yep. That happened."

"\*Peridot Singing Vocaloid Songs\*"

Well, the weirdest one would have to be the green dorito singing japanese songs. Forget her name, i'll just call her polkadots. I'm a socially awkward kid, and I wanted to advertise my newly built clubhouse. "GUYS! LOOK AT MY NEW CLUBHOUSE PLEASE!" I screamed.

The siblings Noah and Noelle stopped walking and stared. "What. The hell. Is that?" Noelle was confused and asked. "I have.... no idea." Noah answered and they walked away slowly, weirded out.

A few moments passed and here came Star Butterfly. "HEY! HEY! STAR! COME SEE MY CLUBHOUSE!" I screamed. She ignored and walked off.

What am I gonna do. Jesus christ.

## Chapter 2 - Well I got someone to come.

**Steven's View (Thursday, 3:55 p.m)**

Welp, I bribed Noah and Noelle to join me.
Xenotime

Xenotime, more commonly known by Xeno, is a title character in UC's very long noobpasta "Tarzanite and Xenotime, a love formed over a thousand years" and is actually not UC's. She is the gemsona of Terrsolpix, who does not go here. (Or so she thinks)

## Backstory

When Homeworld was losing battles during the war, they had scientists upgrade weaponry with evil methods. She was forced to use the pieces of fallen enemies and comrades to create monstrosities. Eventually, she became desensitized to it and became a mad scientist. She even invented a type of bullet that would lodge itself in the victim and take control of the body. The host could not combat it and was their slave. Eventually, she was deemed useless by Homeworld and sent into space in an escape pod with nothing but herself, her journal and her pouch of gem shards. When she crash- landed on Earth, Homeworld had examined her lab and found a incomplete experiment. They tasked Peridot with completing it. As soon as Homeworld realized that there was a chemical reaction issue in the Gem Shard fusion, they poofed her and brought her back as a prisoner. Eventually, she fixed the issue and was locked away until the war was lost. She was then tortured and punished until she was an ideal scientist and warrior. Her memory was partially wiped, removing her memory of the Gem Shard fusion and let free to wander as a normal Homeworld citizen. Eventually, she was sent back to her lab and continued to work until she was alerted that Jasper and Peridot failed.

## Appearance

See the picture, for her everyday wear. She looks like a human but she's not. She should have silvery brown skin but wanted to ruin the photo so she made it tan.

## Weapon & Abilities

Xenotime has the ability to pull a baton from her gem that can open up and shoot an energy blast. She has gravity control where she can lower it, raise it or isolate a change so it can move objects. She has a floaty body in the SU fanon universe, not sure what she has in the noobpasta one. She can move her body sections around and makes can compress or expand them to make her look larger.

## Personality

She is cold as ice but is an alcoholic. She got addicted to crystal shard after the war and doesn't want to get a detox for it. She has a small senco humor but that humor is a bit perverse. She has an obsessive crush on Tarz, and a hidden talent for art as shown in the upcoming chapter when we see Xeno's room.
Benjameme

The ancient Punic warrior born in 248 B.C.E, he was taken to Iberia right after being born. In Iberia he stayed dormant until 383 C.E when he fought, disguised as a Roman Praetorian, against the Roman imperial meance as it had become under the control of the Nicene church. After constant guerrilla warfare against the Romans and after their downfall the Goths, the Christians and the Moors. In 1384 C.E he heard word that Beck Bateman had fled to the Nerd king's realm of the West. Benjameme ventured East to pick up the shambles of the First Gay Temple, where he protected it untill the Spanish gays needed him in 1936.

During the Spanish Civil War, Benjameme made several attempts to push against the Naitonalist menace under the terrible, and unfunny, Franco. Being successful in his first campaign General Benjameme made his way to the capitial of the fascist tyranny of Nationalist Spain. That is when (During 1938) Franco recruited the Minions to fight with him, the Minions converted the first Gay, Beck Bateman, using advanced Minion technology stolen from the Da'at Yichud. Beck fought against the Republicians and ultimately won, but not before being killed by Benjameme at close range.

After the Spanish Civil War Benjameme, his armies defeated, in September 1939 escaped to the U.K where he helped with the fight against fascism by helping with the relief effort in bombed out London. In 1943 he assisted in the Dieppe raid, which failed horribly. He survived and hid in Nazi occupied France until June 1944 when he encountered the combined allied invasion force in Normandy. He joined and helped advance towards Berlin. In 1945, when the war ended he ended up in West Berlin, he stayed there until 1963 when he became a spy in East Berlin. In East Berlin he became trapped, undiscovered by the Communist government. Staying under the radar, Benjameme, hatched a plan to escape in 1973. This plan involved using ancient techniques of just fucking running across the border and doing a sick as fuck slide under the 4 foot tall portion of the Berlin wall.
Using joints

In this lesson we learn to use joints, called the constraint system in P2 Physics to simulate a joint physics system.

A rope or chain is an example of a joint system.

## Creating a constraint

The simplest constraint we can use is the DistanceConstraint. To create it, we do:

 `game.physics.p2.createDistanceConstraint(block1,block2,200);`

This will make sure block1 and block2 are always 200 pixels away from each other. It will pull them together if the distance is greater, or push them away if the distance is closer.

The result looks like you've tied them together by a rope.

## Other types of constraints

Check out the other types of constraints you can use:

http://phaser.io/docs#p2physics

A fun one to experiment with is the spring joint. Check out this Phaser example using it to let you pull an object using the mouse:

http://phaser.io/examples/v2/p2-physics/mouse-spring

## Challenges

* Can you use a constraint to make an object follow the mouse?
* Can you make it follow the mouse when it's held down, and release when the mouse is released?
Loading assets

In this lesson, we learn how to load and display images and sound.

## Loading images

To load an image, we use the game.load.image function.

 `game.load.image('logo', 'logo.png');`

The first argument is the name we want to give to our loaded object. The second argument is the **full path to the file.**

Once an image is loaded, you can create an instance of it to be displayed on screen by adding a sprite:

 `game.add.sprite(0,0, 'logo');`

The first two arguments are the X and Y coordinates, and the third is the name we gave to our object when we loaded it.

When you're done with an object and want to destroy it, just do:

 `obj.destroy();`

## Loading sounds

In the same way we load images, we can also load audio, with the game.load.audio function.

`game.load.audio('thunder', 'thunder.mp3');`

And then we create an audio object

 `var soundObj = game.add.audio('thunder');`

And then we play it

 `soundObj.play()`

## Challenges

* Can you create 100 objects scattered randomly on screen?
State System

A state system becomes really useful when we start actually making a game. It allows us to create independent scenes for our game and easily switch between theme. For example, you can have a "menu" state, "game" state, and "game over state", and easily switch between them.

For more complicated games, you might have a state for each level, or area etc..

## Creating a new state

We've actually already been using a state, that's the **default** one. When we initialize a game like this:

 `var game = new Phaser.Game(WINDOW_WIDTH, WINDOW_HEIGHT, Phaser.AUTO, *, { preload: preload, create: create,update:GameLoop });*`

We're actually creating a state. A full list of all the function/callbacks in a state can be found here:

http://phaser.io/docs/2.4.2/Phaser.State.html#methods

To add a new state, we use the game.state.add function.

 `game.state.add("StateName",StateObject)`

A state object is just an object that defines the function callbacks, as we've seen above.

## Switching states

Once you've created your states, you can switch between them by just calling:

`game.state.start('default')`

Doing this will call the *shutdown* function of whatever state is currently running, and then run the *create* function of this new state (which is the default one in this case).

**Always remember: If you're using multiple states, make sure to remove everything created in the shutdown state.** Otherwise, every time you switch, more objects will be created, and that's just a mess!

## Challenges

* Can you create two states, one with 100 objects moving around, and another with only one object, and toggle between them using the mouse?
Community Resources

This is a list of links and resources to help you on your game development career!

#### Game jams

A game jam is an event where you create a game in 48-72 hours based on a theme. It's usually a great way to prototype games and meet new people.

* http://ludumdare.com/compo/ - Biggest online game jam, hosted every 3 months
* http://itch.io/jam - List of community run game jams
* http://www.gamezanga.com/ - Arab-region game jam

#### Monitization

These are resources that may help in finding a publisher or making money

* http://fgl.com/ - A great resource to find publishers and get market experience
* http://www.gamepix.com/publishers/ - Distribution channel
* http://www.softgames.de/developers/ - Distribution channel
* https://wiiu-developers.nintendo.com/ - Making gamed for WiiU and Nintendo 3DS with HTML5

#### Egyptian Developer Networks

These are good places to find other Egyptian/Arab game developers

* https://www.facebook.com/gdfegypt - The official Game Developers Front in Egypt
* https://www.facebook.com/groups/agdn.online/ - Group for arabic game developers
* https://www.facebook.com/groups/gametakoDevs/ - Saudi based game developers
Making a space shooter

We're now going to use all the different concepts we've learned to build a full game.

## Requirements

* Player moving with arrow keys
* Pointing towards mouse
* Click creates bullet, moves towards mouse
* Enemies appear and approach player
* Bullets touching enemies, both disappear
* Enemies touching player, enemy disappears
* Life counter
* Game over screen

This is the bare minimum we need to have a functioning game.

## Example

You can see how this simple game works here:

http://4urentertainment.org/phaserexamples/shooter\_lifesystem.html

The source code is in the git repository along with all other example code.

You can see a more polished version here:

http://4urentertainment.org/phaserexamples/shooter\_polish.html
Getting started with physics

Phaser uses multiple physics engines that you can choose from to implement realistic simulations in your game. For simplicity's sake, we're only going to be concerned with the wrapper Phaser gives us.

Check out some examples of what you can do here:

http://phaser.io/examples/v2/p2-physics/

For reference, Box2d is the most popular open-source 2D physics engine that has been ported to almost every language. We won't get into it now since using Phaser's built-in library is easier.
Tweens

Tweens are an easy way to make any movement in your game feel more lifelike.

## Adding a tween

To add a tween, we simply call the game.add.tween method.

`game.add.tween(logo).to({y:100},5000,Phaser.Easing.Elastic.InOut,true);`

It takes the object as its argument, in this case it's **logo.** It will set logo.y to 100, from whatever value it currently is, over a period of 5 seconds (5000 milliseconds), using the Elastic easing function. You can see all of the arguments the **to** function takes here.

A cool reference for what easing functions look like: http://easings.net/

Here is a list of the easings supported by Phaser:

http://phaser.io/docs/2.4.2/Phaser.Easing.html

## Examples

Check out this cool example using a tween to scale up and down a sprite:

http://phaser.io/examples/v2/groups/group-transform-tween
Nemma ~ Alone at Last

Look at this, a god damn Nemma fanfic!

## Chapter One - Kawaii Picnic? idk

***this is a really short chapter k***

Welp, they had a kawaii picnic. They were eating kawaii sandwhiches, taking about kawaii things and wearing kawaii clothes. They then decide to go for a walk in the little kawaii woods (SO MUCH KAWAII!)

They go for a walk in da woods, they were just havin a kyoot lil walk, but holy shit, at the edge of the woods, Noah gets horny. I mean really horny. He tried holding it in and failed.

## Chapter Two - NOSCOPING!!!! WOOOOOOO!

The two were then playing Runescape. They were both level 420 so they could pwn noobs easily. "Emma.." Noah says. "I want to do... something." they drift off in silence and stare at eachother. "Yeah, I understand. Just not right now, okay?" Emma answers. "Alright.." Noah is shocked and just stares.

## Chapter Three - The smex, FINALLY!

15 minutes passed and Emma took Noah by the hand and threw him on the bed. The two wanted noise so Noah went and turned on the radio.

### ***And then the smex begins!***

The music was turned on medium and they began the SMEX. The two felt a rush of love like never before and began to strip. They then kiss for a good 5 minutes. The beauty in eachothers eyes was insanely beautiful, as they stared in eachothers eyes when kissing.

The two lied down the bedroom carpet as they stared at eachother, as in their underwear and bras. They felt yet another rush of love. "Lets... get on the bed." Noah utters. They get on the bed. They lied on top of eachother and they began to take off their excess clothing. The two just simply dimmed the lights, and the two were still staring, but Emma traces her fingers through Noah's hair this time. A few minutes passed and they just grabbed a box of sex toys. Noah gets a dildo and shoves it right up Emma's uknowwat. "Y-y-yesss... harder, please! harder~" She moaned. After all the shoving they lick it like it was a treat in the park. Emma went harder and harder way more rapidly and he finally squirts a giant rain of cum. "Emmmph... yes... E-E-Emma... do not stop...." he moans. And to finish it off, they make out, and then he accidentially slips his dick in while kissing.

This wasn't very much of a smex but I TRIED
Using collision callbacks

It's often helpful when making games to know when objects have touched, or have stopped touching. To do this, we use contact events.

## Contact events

These are events that get triggered when a body touches another body. You can set the onBeginContact property of any body like this:

`block.body.onBeginContact.add(blockHit,this);`

Where block is your object, and blockHit is your function name. This will pass 5 arguments: bodyA, bodyB, shapeA, shapeB, equation

The onEndContact property works in the same way.

Phaser's Contact Event example
Jacksonville

**Jacksonville**, or **Jax** for short, is the largest city in Florida, USA, located on the northeast, bordering St. Johns River and the Atlantic Ocean.

## Description

Jacksonville is the home of the Jacksonville Zoo & Gardens.

## Trivia

* Jacksonville is named after the seventh U.S. President Andrew Jackson.

## Birth & Foundation

In 1400 AD, the first known people living in Jacksonville were known as the Florida Cultures. In 1565, Jacksonville was founded by the Spanish. In 1763, Jacksonville was owned by the British. In 1783, Jacksonville became a part of the Viceroyalty of New Spain. In 1818, Jacksonville became a part of the United States.
Getting started with Phaser

In this lesson, we get a basic Phaser project up and running.

## Step One: Downloading Phaser

The official website is: http://phaser.io/

Download it by clicking on **min.js** on this page: http://phaser.io/download/stable

## Step Two: Running a webserver

Because our game will need to load files externally, we'll need to set up a local web server to get around Javascript's filesystem limitations.

The easiest way is using Python. Make sure you have Python, if not, download it here: https://www.python.org/

Navigate to your work directory, and run (if using Python 3):

 `python -m http.server`

Or if you're using Python 2:

 `python -m SimpleHTTPServer`

Open http://localhost:8000 to check if it worked.

## Step Three: Run the template project

Copy this HTML file into your work directory:

https://gist.githubusercontent.com/OmarShehata/2b6ba3b1a391f3b876f2/raw/3620c1dfb9807b842ce3264e65e68d0b67941d7d/Phaser%2520Template.html

Make sure you have the web server working in this directory, then open the file in your browser (through the webserver). If everything worked, you should see a green box floating up and down:

## Step Four: Look through the code

Make sure you understand what's happening in this basic template before moving on.

The official Phaser documentation is always helpful http://phaser.io/docs/2.4.2/Phaser.Game.html

## Challenges

* Can you make the game fullscreen?
* Can you figure out what anchor.setTo does?
* Can you make it go up and down faster?
* Can you make it go left and right instead?
Input

In this lesson, we learn about using different kinds of inputs to finally get something interactive!

## Mouse

Phaser has an Input class that is responsible for all kinds of input. To access the mouse, we get the input.mousePointer For example:

 `obj.x = game.input.mousePointer.x;`

This would make the object follow the mouse on the x axis. The same applies for the y.

You can get whether the mouse is down or not by accessing the isDown property.

 `if(game.input.mousePointer.isDown){DoSomething()}`

This will be true as long as the mouse is pressed. If you want a callback instead, the Mouse class provides a few useful callbacks.

`game.input.mouse.onMouseDown = function(){
console.log("Hello!")
}`

This will log only when the mouse is pressed.

## Touch

Supporting touch is really easy with Phaser using the pointer class.

By default, Phaser allows 2 pointers, along with the mouse. This means you can have 2 fingers touching the screen at the same time. You can add up to 10 extra pointers. This is a good multi-touch example showing how to add pointers.

You can access the first pointer through:

 `console.log(game.input.pointer1.active)`

This gives you whether the pointer is touching the screen or not. You can also get the position and other properties. Check out the pointer class linked to above.

## Keyboard

The Keyboard class provides us the functionality we need here. The line of code below will return true when "A" is pressed.

 `game.input.keyboard.isDown(65)`

This is the ASCII code. A nice shortcut, instead of having to remember all the ASCII codes, is to just get it from Phaser.

 `game.input.keyboard.isDown(Phaser.Keyboard.A)`

## Joystick

Joystick or Gamepad support is not always stable inside browsers, but the Gamepad class provides whatever functionality we might need.

Phaser also has an example of how to implement it.

## Challenges

* Can you make an object appear wherever you click?
* Can you make an object point towards the mouse?
* Can you make an object move right/left/up/down with the keyboard?
Collision Detection

One of the most important things you need when making games is knowing when two objects are touching. You need this so that your player doesn't fall through the ground, or to make the coin disappear when the player touches it, and basically any interaction in the game.

## Checking for overlap

The easiest way to check if two objects are touching is to use the Phaser.Rectangle.intersects function.

Given two rectangles, this will tell you if they are overlapping. Let's say you have two objects, **logo** and **logo2**. The following code checks if they are touching:

````
           var boundsA = logo.getBounds();
           var boundsB = logo2.getBounds();
           if(Phaser.Rectangle.intersects(boundsA,boundsB)){
               logo.alpha = 0.3;
           } else {
               logo.alpha = 1;
           }

````You could also create a function *checkOverlap* to make this easier, like in this example here:

http://phaser.io/examples/v2/sprites/overlap-tween-without-physics
Thuldrin Kreed

In his position as Gavel (the local leader) of the Merchant Consortium in Falcon's Hollow, **Thuldrin**

**Kreed** actually owns the town. Kreed abuses this position often and publicly. He is a sadistic, cruel man and not shy of open murder or rape if someone dares to oppose him or simply is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Ironically and contrary to this behavior, it is not a rare view to see him doing caritative works if someone suffers without him being the reason. He also spends a lot of money to protect Hollow's inhabitants from the monsters of the region.

Kreed is cruel but he is also a coward often hiding behind the back of his right hand Payden Teedum. He has seldom reason to do so as people normally don't dare to oppose him (with the exception of Sheriff Deldrin Baleson).

Thuldrin Kreed is descended from a long line of ruthless merchant barons. His father, Thalsin Kreed, taught him how to break people's spirit. His son, Jurin, is his only living relative but the child resembles his mother, being slim and bookish. Thuldrin has serious difficulties to raise his son as a proper Kreed. Jurin's mother died under dubious circumstances just after his birth.

Thuldrin always want to have the control and despises bad luck which is the fey's most insidious weapon against his family. He refuses to gamble and never engages in business beyond uncompromising greed. He carefully plans his moves.
Backstory Questionaire

**Start up Questions**

What about you is "Heroic"?

What about you is social?

What do people like about you?

What kind of adventure would you personally undertake? (not just tag along)

**Personal Questions**

What is your real name?

If you have a nickname, how did you get it?

What do you look like? (Height, weight, hair, eyes, and distinguishing features)

How do you dress?

In your opinion, What is your best feature?

How old are you?

What is your most prized possession?  Why?

What one word best describes you?

**Family Questions**

What was your family like?

Father?

Mother?

Siblings?

When was the last time you saw a member of your family?

**Childhood Questions**

What was your first memory?

What was your favorite toy?

Do any, non-family, adults stick out? If yes, why?

Who was your best friend?

What is your best and worst childhood memory?

**Likes and Dislikes Questions**

What hobbies do you have?

What do you think of politics?

Where do you like to hang out?

What annoys you more than anything else?

What do you do to relax?

**Morality Questions**

What is your religious view of things? Who is your patron?

What is the worst thing that can be done to another person?

What is the worst thing you could do to a person you hated?

What do you think is wrong with MOST people?
Payden Teedum

**Payden "Pay Day" Teedum** is the Merchant Consortium's overboss in Falcon's Hollow and the right hand and

bodyguard of Thuldrin Kreed. If anyone angers his boss, he's the one to deal punishments, often in the form of dues, the latter behavior being responsible for his nickname "Pay Day". He hates Deldrin Baleson, the Sheriff of Darkmoon Wood, and only refrains from violent action cause he doesn't want the Sheriff to become a martyr.
Throm Ironoath

Throm Ironoath may be the last Azlanti dwarf alive. Tanned islander skin and a twelve foot white beard are the

main things most will notice. He has been preserved through Azlanti magic to be a guardian of the tomb of the final prince of the Azlantis. He sits and waits, always ready to don his summoned great armor and weild his magical Hammer against even the mightiest foes. Although, if there is no need to fight, then he's always willing to have a conversation and some food or drink (even though he no longer needs either).
Maxi/Behind The Scenes

## Information

Maxi is a fictional yellow racing car created by Keith Chapman. He is the number 5 car in Silver Hatch. He's voiced by Marc Silk UK/US

Little is known about his origins but it's possible that he's the first car to join Silver hatch

He's based a Ferrari F2003 GA

## Stop Motion model

Maxi's model was made by John Wright Model Making, in the unaired pilot episode, He was originally supposed to be red to represent a Ferrari F2003 GA (His Basis) and he was going to be numbered 7 . And his sunglasses were originally black. His model was made from resin and diecast, To make him move his wheels, they used a puppet armature, and his wheels are also removable as seen in most episodes. He has 2 versions of his front wings (which are his hands) ones that are static, and ones that are articulated.

Sometime in late 2005/early 2006, Maxi's model was taken back to John Wright Model Making to be repainted in a new yellow colour scheme with his moustache removed, his number was changed to 5 instead of 7, and his cap was repainted blue.

## Mouth plates

A few mouth plates were made and were used for Maxi in the series.

## CGI Model

For some scenes that would be deemed difficult to film on stop motion, especially when racing, Cosgrove Hall producers asked if Studio Liddell did the animation for some scenes in Roary the racing car including Chapman Entertainment's other show Fifi and the Flowertots' 3rd season.

Maxi's model was made by Studio Liddell by using photographs of his Model.

Giveaways:

.Tyres decreased in size
Arios the Rose

Arios was born two hundred a seven years ago to human parents. Not much is known of his early years. In his

twenties he was caught in the end of the Kingdom Wars and forced into slavery under the orcs. His time a slave was hard, as was to be expected. One night a mysterious figure came to the tribe that had owned Arios and slaughtered every orc, then freeing the slaves. Arios told the stranger that he had no home to return to, so the stranger took Arios in as a servant. He slowly taught Arios the arts of fencing and higher society. Before long, he was referring to Arios as "his rose". Amazed by how quickly Arios could learn, the stranger revealed to him that he was in fact a vampire and when he was turned he didn't have the normal disadvantages of being burn by the sun, harmed by running water, or having his soul twisted and corrupted. After some years of living with the stranger, who never revealed his true name, Arios finally asked him to turn him into a vampire. The stranger made a deal with Arios. He would turn him and grant him all his worldly possessions but, in return Arios had to grant the stranger a true death. After some more time, Arios agreed to this deal and began his own afterlife as "The Vampire in the Sun".
Molecom Makes Music

Molecom Makes Music is the eighteenth episode of season 1.

## Synopsis

Molecom is interested in music and tries, but Flash thinks he is terrible and he should not be a musical mole, but when Barney and the Barn Stormers couldn’t play in Silver Hatch because Barney got a cold/Barney was very dizzy, Molecom gets his chance to perform, and he does it so well that Flash admits he is amazing at playing music and apologises.

## Trivia

This episode uses footage from Roary's First Day
Motor Man

Motor Man is the song Big Chris sings the most.

## Lyrics

Big Chris:I got a heart of chrome a mobile home my engine's tuned i got shiny shoes cause im a motorman

Roary: a motorman

Big Chris: a motorman

Roary: a motorman!

Big Chris: I dont know where my spanner is i dont know where my hat but i can fix a tire in 30 second flat cause im a motorman.

## Trivia

Roary likes the song and sings along with him but Maxi doesn't instead he finds it annoying.

Motor Man was written by Peter Lurye.
Deldrin Baleson

**Deldrin Baleson** used to be a simple lumberjack in the service of Thuldrin Kreed. He became elected Sheriff

just a week after he smashed Payden Teedum's face with the flat side of an axe Teedum tried to tax him for though Baleson had already paid for it. Nowadays he and his deputies are the main force opposing Kreed and his thugs.
Orlgor the Strong

Two hundred years ago, the orcs were a welcome member of the goodfolk.  Their ferocity and strength made

them excellent guards and protectors.  They continued having "chiefs" however, they were called community leaders. Orlgor, blessed with unnatural strength by some otherworldly entity, was one such leader. They called him “The Strong” as his physical might could not be matched.  His people loved him and stories of his strength were told in every corner of the broken sea. After a few years of being a leader, Orlgor's outlook started to turn dark. He began speaking of “The Eye of the Heavens” and how the eye had told him that it was coming to him. The eye said it would bring all the power Orlgor needed to conquer this world.  Many of the orcs believed he had gone mad, until the day a star fell. It is said that the presence of this “star” made the gods tremble. It was this day that the orcs rose up and cut a bloody path to the northlands to claim the star.  This will forever be remembered as “The Moment of Slaughter”.  Some even said that the star was The eye of the Heavens itself and that it had been preparing Orlgor for its arrival.  No one knows why it chose Orlgor and his orcs but we do know the orcs never left the northlands.  So, we can only assume they found what they were looking for.
Pizza Pizza

Pizza Pizza is a song that appeared in https://roary-the-racing-car.fandom.com/wiki/Silver\_Hatch\_Pizza

## Lyrics

A Pizza Pizza

We need some flour, milk and eggs a mixing bowl

Marsha you must need the mixture

Make a lovely lump of dough

A pizza pizza we need the bases in a rolling pins we roll

Here comes the tricky meant to work on spinning

Gotta do it here I go

Everyone: Pizza ?x

Someone pass me the tomato chess and peppers go on too

And her comes the scruming mushrooms there isnt much more room

Check the oven its nice and hot

Everyone: its nice and hot

Are we ready to put them in

Everyone: Pizza ?x

Let them making and eating & baking!

Everyone: Pizza ?x