Rotten to the Core

Rotten to the Core is the nineteenth chapter in the Wombles Six.

Meanwhile, the A-Team were running away from Katy, because they had run into Mal and she found out they were wanted and sent them to the Isle.  Katy was trying to kill them with an explosive balloon.  Murdock kicked a bin to try to escape.  Hannibal threw a cigar at Katy.  B A tried to punch her, but she dodged.  Face leapt into the bin that Murdock had kicked.  He fell into the weird place with Traffic1, Lily7775, WeevilFred, Queenelsa, Marmabin, Lollys, Festivebaby123, Humanweevil1, Flame, Zooming, Zoomer9070, X-Lightening-X, Rainbow, Mohini, and Maydaylols!

“Oh.  You again.” He said, looking a bit disappointed.

“Yep!  Us again!” said Traffic.  “Anyway, what are you doing here?”

“I was running from an insane woman in a weird outfit trying to blow me up.”

“Looks like a job for: The Hero Team!” announced Marmabin.

“Wait a minute though!” interrupted Lily.  “How do we know he’s telling the truth?  We’ve had plenty of experiences of people lying before.”

“Ha!” said Lollys. “Of course he’s lying!  Zooming, run into him.”

Queenelsa piped up, “Actually, we don’t know either way yet.  Marmabin should hypnotise him, then he’ll always tell the truth.”

“Oh… Okay…” Maramabin did so.  He found out all about him, so agreed to help.  The others did too.  Well, technically Lollys just rolled his eyes but came with anyway.

As soon as the weevils saw Katy, Traffic said, “You’re no match for us!”

Katy looked around. She couldn’t see them.

Traffic leapt into one of her eyes.  Zooming ran round and round her, 100 times per second.  This caused her to be very distracted, whilst Queenelsa threw her hat at her.

That might seem rather confusing at first, but as a bit of explanation, before it hit Katy, blades came out of the sides, and it turned into a buzz saw.  It pierced Katy in the arm.  She screamed very loudly in pain.

Whilst Katy’s mouth was open, Flame, also known as -TheFlames-, threw fire into her mouth. Afterwards, Binbotlegs grew her legs really long and pierced Katy’s nose with her nose.  Then X-Lightening-X created a storm where Katy got struck by lightning.  Lollys shouted at the top of his voice, piercing her ears.  Humanweevil1 shot a laser at her heart.

After all that, Zoomer, Maydaylols, Mohini, and Festivebaby dragged her off and buried her. WeevilFred made a tombstone out of Hot Dogs.  But all their weapons were tiny.  She was simply unconscious.

Face shrugged his shoulders to himself, then fell down a drain and came out in front of a very frozen London.  He saw Steed, Cathy, Charlie and Gambit.  He kicked Cathy.

“OW!” she said, then looked confused.  She had been in a block of ice, unable to move, but now… then she worked it out. Face had kicked her to crack the ice.

“Um… What about the others?” she said.

Face kicked Steed so hard that he fell unconscious.  Then he tried to kiss Cathy and she kicked him unconscious. She kicked Charlie & Gambit. They all walked off in different directions randomly.  Cathy ran into Mal. Charlie ran into Evie.

“Sorry.” Said Cathy. “Where am I?” asked Mal. “London?” replied Cathy. “Are you lost?” “Yeah, I just suddenly wasn’t in Auradon anymore.” “Aura what?” “Auradon.”

Meanwhile, Katy had got out of the ground and found Uma and some other people called Harry and Gil. They were all singing, since they did things like that. This was the first verse.

Katy: They say I’m trouble

They say I’m bad

They say I’m evil

As if it makes me glad

Uma: A dirty no-good

Down to the bone

Your worst nightmare

Can’t take me home

Gil: So I’ve got

Some mischief in my blood

Can you blame me?

I never got no love

Harry:: They say I’m callous

A low-life hood

I feel so useless

Misunderstood

Cathy and Mal were rather confused at the moment. They were sitting in a café drinking blue cherryade and eating chocolate versions of cherry Bakewells with Minstrels instead of cherries. It wasn’t a motorway café but there were lots of TVs all showing the same thing.

On these TVs, a woman with short bright red hair was saying, “Chocolate oranges have become extremely dangerous. They must be replaced with chocolate biscuits which, at the top of the inside, have a line of bubbly chocolate with a thinner line of honeycomb on top of it and filled with peppermint creme underneath. Let’s stop the chocolate orange crisis. Turn your weapons to chocolate oranges!”

Cathy shot one of the TVs. “But I love chocolate oranges!” she said. “Er…” said Mal. “Hey, café people! Is this all you’ve got? Or have you got any strawberries?” She suddenly realized something. “Red ones!” she added. “The red strawberry is extinct, madam.” Replied one of the staff.  Mal hurled the rest of her blue cherryade at them. Their clothes were stained with apple juice.

Cathy woke up. “Er…were you there too?” she asked Mal. “Yeah.” Said Mal.

Katy, Uma, Harry and Gil were singing their second verse.

Uma: Call me a schemer

Call me a freak

How can you say that?

I’m just…

“A freak?” said Katy. “No!” said Uma.

Katy: What, me, a traitor?

Ain’t got your back?

Are we not friends?

What’s up with that?

Gil: So I’m a misfit

So I’m a…

“An idiot?” suggested Harry. “No!” said Gil.

Katy: I broke your heart?

I made you hurt?

Harry: The past is past

Forgive, forget

The truth is

You ain’t seen nothing yet

Charlie and Evie were really very confused. They were sitting on a sofa in the middle of the night. “La, la, la, la, la, la, la” sang a tune from the corners of the ceiling. Evie pinched herself. “Ow!” she screamed. “Definitely real.” She whispered. The two walked out of the room. They were in a library. Carlos was there in his pyjamas.

“Why are you wearing pyjamas?” asked Carlos. “So are you?” said Charlie and Evie.

The villains on The Isle were still singing their song.

Uma: Mirror, mirror on the wall

Katy: Who’s the fairest of them all?

Harry:Welcome to my wicked world

Gil: Wicked world

Charlie and Evie needed to get past lots of floating pianos to survive. The fifth one said, “Hiya, buddy. You’re never gonna get past me!” But they did.

Gambit was there. He cornered Charlie. “I’m sorry, Charlie.” He said. “But I’ve found out you’re working for the good side.” He got out a knife. “I have to kill you.” Steed appeared from behind him.

Charlie and Evie woke up and looked at each with really confused. Then they just drugged. “Never mind.” They said.

The villains were still singing their song.

All: I’m rotten to the core, core, I’m rotten to the core

I’m rotten to the core, core, who could ask for more?

I’m nothing like the, like the kid next door

I’m rotten to the core

Katy randomly stabbed someone and sang, “There’s so many ways to be wicked”