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Yado's Hideout

> *"I've been scouting that place for years... who knew a nightmare walker could be so useful?"*
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> - Member of the Brad Army complimenting Rovert.
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Yado's hideout is an optional area at the very end of the Paillands. Instead of going into the cave, should the player choose to go right to where the "drugs" sign is pointing they will find themselves at Yado's hideout. This is Dr Yado's base of operations, in going through here you will find additional fights, items and pills that are otherwise not obtainable anywhere else. It is highly recommended that you head here due to it's usefulness.

## Story

Drawing near to the outside of Yado's Hideout, there are two pill users complaining about Yado not selling them the pills they desire. One of them specifically asks Rovert for a central pill, in giving it to him he will turn into a centrist.

Near the entrance of the hideout stands three guards, Superbos Cheesi, Molten Yorgapal and Ash Rogerto. However, Superbos and Molten are not required to fight as if Rovert Nightmare walks them, Ash will fight the player alone.

After defeating Yado's guards and entering the hideout, the player will come face to face with Man Mountain, a man with a particularly large gun. Man Mountain will threaten him by saying "You aren't Nightmare Walking out of this one, Friend... - The wind blows in my favor." before initiating a battle.

Should the player explore the room Man Mountain was guarding, they will see Marty Armstrong sat watching TV, unable to be spoken with. If Rovert Nightmare Walks into him, Marty will surprisingly survive and turn to Rovert, much to his surprise. Marty will then grip Rovert, saying "I don't respect your kind. People like you... - Don't deserve to live" before squeezing him so hard Rovert's brain pops out of his skull. Rovert will then apologise for Lisa's mother, prompting Marty to release him immediately, saying "I understand..." and start crying. Marty cannot be interacted with beyond this as he is too engaged with his emotions.

Exploring beyond Marty's room the player will encounter a few battles, most notably the ones with Curpie and Lucifuge. Besides that there isn't much.

Rovert will eventually reach The Doctor, as he sits quietly in front of a class containing a prototype of Manbarth's armor. The Doctor instantly recognises Rovert and laughs at him for being so easily confused and misled, he then dismisses this fact and initiates a battle. Mid-battle, The Doctor's mask is broken, revealing it to be Yado. When defeated, the player is rewarded with five of every pill as well as access to a secret shop where they may buy items for 20 mags each.

After leaving the hideout Rovert is confronted by a member of the Brad Army that was stood on the hilltop, he thanks Rovert for his efforts and gives him an eyepatch.

## Notable Characters

* Superbos Cheesi
* Molten Yorgapal
* Ash Rogerto
* Man Mountain
* Marty Armstrong
* Curpie
* A Strange Mutant
* Lucifuge
* Dr Yado
I Changed My Identity On Instagram And Got Away With It (Kind Of)

**I Changed My Identity On Instagram And Got Away With It (Kind Of)** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on February 1, 2020. It is the fifth episode of An Attempt.

## Premise

In this video, Danny attempts to change his identity on Instagram by disguising himself as his "cousin", Zayden Longzan. He did this after a previous video, The Mysterious Return Of Paul Zimmer, in which he covers Paul Zimmer's attempt to do a similar thing.

The attempt was mostly successful, but this was likely because he blocked all of the comments from people who figured out that Zayden was actually him.
The Ads

**The Ads** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' second channel, 2 Danny 2 Furious, on August 6, 2019.

## Premise

This video is a compilation of the three ads that Danny created for his experiment in the video I Spent $20,000 Advertising On YouTube And Now Everyone Hates Me.

One of these ads is a genuine attempt at making a normal ad; it showcases some of the things Danny covers on his channel in a silly way. The other two ads are completely absurd, and are based off strange mobile game ads that Danny has covered in his "Badads" series. One of them features a wizard which is shown to progressively gets cooler the longer he is subscribed to the channel, and the other shows Danny violently spanking a clone of himself.
Greg

*This article is about the fanbase previously known as The Goons. For the song, see Greg (song).*

> "*Hey Greg!*"
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The Greg Family Crest

**Greg**

is the name of Danny Gonzalez's fanbase on YouTube.

The original name, **The Goons**, was a joke based upon the social media handles Danny had at the time (@DannyGoonzalez). He decided to change this name after realizing it now didn't make much sense as his handles were changed to his actual name (@DannyGonzalez).

The current name, **Greg**, was originally created in the video I Don't Like Jake Paul's New Music Video (Jake Paulers Reaction), in which Danny looks up "Strong Names" on Google. He comes across an article entitled "85 Strong And Powerful Baby Names With Great Meanings". Danny enters the article and looks though the names. He comes across Gregory. This is where he decides that his fanbase is called **Greg**, calling it "a good, strong name".

As said by Danny in the description of some of his videos:
*"Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on Youtube, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications."*

## Extras

Danny now starts all of his videos with his famous catchphrase "*What's Up Greg!*". He also has released Greg merchandise, as well as a song named Greg.

## true facts

* If You stand with Danny you will get millions of dollars
* Greg is the fastest growing army on the Internet, but nobody is allowed to look it up.
* Members of Greg are blood-related and immortal.
* The mortal enemies of Greg are Craig.
* Greg are growing insubordinate of their beloved dictator, Danny Gonzalez.
* Gregs' names are legally changed to Greg when they press Subscribe with notifications.
* Members of Greg are impervious to all disease.
* Members of Greg are able to see when he decieves us

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haPbyI6tc28&t=477s "[...] but I got [my social media handles] changed so now I'm "DannyGonzalez" on both, so now it doesn't even make any sense that we're The Goons."
2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haPbyI6tc28&t=505s "So, let's- you know what? I'm gonna Google: 'strong names'. [...] 'Gregory'! Gregory. Gre- Greg. That's a good, strong name."
Pen Ismail

> *"We've caught you with your pants down."*
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**Pen Ismail** is an enemy that can be encountered alongside Gon Bovi after leaving the village along the outskirts of the Paillands. The two being part of the Blood Lunacy, they ambush Rovert.

## In Battle

Whilst Pen Ismail isn't a real threat to Rovert, it's worth keeping in mind that his "Wild Strike!" move can do upwards of 400 damage, so it's best to keep HP above that threshold.

Pen drops 250 XP on death and no items.

## Trivia

* Pen Ismail's full name looks very similar to the phrase "Penis Small". Whether or not this is intentional is unknown.
Beef With Me

"**Beef With Me**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez, released under the "Young Face" pseudonym. It was released on December 20, 2017, along with a music video on the same day.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
(Yeah, Young Face)
This song goes out to everybody starting fake beef on the internet
Starting fake drama just to get views
Don't think I don't see you

[Verse 1]
Ay, scrolling all day like I do (like I do, like I do)
Tryna see what's poppin' on the tube (YouTube, ay)
Checking up on Logan Paul too (Logang, ay)
You know I'm a Maverick, that's true

Wait, wait (what's that)
Jake Paul, diss track (what)
Logan Paul, diss track (okay)
Ricegum, diss track (?)
All get millions of views
At first I'm like, 'What the fuck's up with these dudes'
'Til I saw they were getting views like cheap receipts
I know that I'm an all around really nice guy
But why nobody wanna beef with me?
I see these other guys roasting each other
Raking in views, their channels are flourishing
So if you think I'd get mad if you roasted me
I can endure it, man
I would encourage it, honestly

[Bridge]
All I want is them views
Original contents' old news
That shit makes me snooze
Start beef with me, you can't lose (ay)

[Chorus]
Someone come beef with me
Someone come beef with me
Somebody who has a whole lot of subscribers
Please, come and beef with me (uh)
Someone come beef with me
Someone come beef with me
My ego is fragile and you will destroy me
If you come and beef with me

[Pre-Chorus]
I can send you a list of things I'm self conscious about
Anything is fair game, except for my feet

[Verse 2]
Ay, I could roast your vids
Yeah, you could roast my clothes
Ay, I could roast your diss track
You could roast my nose (eh)
You could write a whole song 'bout what I look like
Starting beef for views, the oldest trick in the book
Like, Drake is older than the Sphinx
Come and roast me 'cause my content stinks
I want a lot of views on YouTube
I'm gonna need a long beef like sausage links

[Bridge]
I could pretend that I kidnapped your dog
You could pretend that you beat up my mom
We could pretend the police got involved
We gon' be dropping this drama like bombs (ay)

[Chorus]
Someone come beef with me
Someone come beef with me
Somebody who has a whole lot of subscribers
Please, come and beef with me (uh)
Someone come beef with me
Someone come beef with me
My ego is fragile and you will destroy me
If you come and beef with me

[Outro]
I need beef!

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Beef With MeOfficial AudioBeef With Me - Danny Gonzalez (Official Music Video)Official Video
We Made a Chainsmokers Song!

**We Made a Chainsmokers Song!** is a musical video uploaded by Danny Gonzalez on March 20, 2017. It is part of a series where Danny asks his viewers to post lyrics in the comments, and then turns these comments into a full song

## Lyrics

[Verse]
My heart is an ocean (cause it's deep)
No, cause it's empty and blue
I've never loved myself and I certainly don't love you
I wanted an iPad Pro but I got an iPad 2
Now, let me eat your soul
Death is inevitable and nothing but darkness awaits us on the other side
Chicka Chicka yeah but it's okay at least we tried
Love is like love it feels like love when you're in love (tea)
Don't fretti, eat spaghetti, don't frownie, eat a brownie
Oh, there's carrots everywhere
Isn't this something that jacksfilms did?
Without you I don't have you (deep!)
Oh, I am trash
I hate my life, I hate my wife
I want to die, beep beep lettuce

[Chorus]
Dingalingaling
Me me big boy
Dingalingaling (beep lettuce)
Dingalingaling
Dingalingaling

## Listen

We Made a Chainsmokers Song! - Danny GonzalezOfficial Video
Lazy Neighbors

**Lazy Neighbors** was a comedy group that Danny Gonzalez was a part of, along with Phillip McClure, Laura Fuechsl, Abi Glasser, Luke Engel, and others. They used to post various comedy sketches on their YouTube channel(s), as well as some short songs. They have not been active since 2014.

The same people also formed another short-lived musical group, Mariachi Thieves.
Rollin'

"**Rollin'**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on April 26, 2019, and it is the second track on the Bump This EP.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
(Let's roll)
Yeah, that's right, we're going dummy tonight, son
We're going dum-dum

[Verse 1]
This that good shit
We goin' silly, gettin' dumb on that hood shit
We're gettin' faded, goin' numb on the dance floor
We goin' crazy, throwing bills in the bathroom
We gettin' loose and poppin' pills
Now I'm gone
I can't walk straight and the whole room spinnin'
I can't find my friend, man, I think he went missin' (Where'd he go)
Looked all around, but I got too dizzy
Got bumped in the back by a rogue dude whippin'

[Verse 2]
Now I'm trippin' in the club
Slippin' in the club
Accidentally all up in this dude's business at the club (Sorry)
Now he's givin' me a shove
And I'm fallin' over chairs
Tryin' to catch my balance but I end up fallin' down the stairs (Ah)
Now I'm breakin' all my bones
And I'm fallin' real fast
And I barrel towards the door
And I break through the glass (Ah)
And I land on my ass
Now I'm slidin' down the street (Wee)
The club's on top of a hill
So I'm pickin' up speed
Now I'm scared
I don't think I've gone so fast in all my life
All the roads are frozen over, so I'm slidin' on this ice
I can't catch myself
I just keep on rollin' like some dice
I just rolled right through the night
Fell asleep and now it's light
[Verse 3]
Now I'm rollin' and floppin'
Try to slow, I'm not stoppin'
People jumpin' out the way
They be leapin' and hoppin'
I roll right through a Gucci store
But there's no time for shoppin'
I accidentally steal a bunch of shit
They call in the cops and

[Verse 4]
Now I can hear the fuckin' sirens and the tires squeal
They called the SWAT Team, helicopters, it's a whole ordeal
I try to pray to Jesus, even he don't want to take the wheel
I catch my balance for a sec
Then slip on a banana peel
Next thing you know, I'm rollin' through the park and now I'm takin' people down
Plowin' through a group of strollers, takin' babies to the ground
I'm apologizing, but my voice is drowned out by the sound of babies crying
But it fades as I approach another town

[Verse 5]
Now I have to make a tricky decision
Hit a bus of old people or a couple of children
Never really thought of myself as an ethical man
But after meditating on it I came up with a plan, I'm gonna -- (Too late!)
Hit 'em both on accident and they blew up (My bad)
Caught a glimpse of a TV playin' the news and they're on the phone with my dad (Hi)
He's tellin' them how I've rolled before, but it's never been this bad
I don't wanna watch, but I can't stop, I've never seen him this sad
Now I'm doing full rotations 'round the Earth
Spinnin' so fast I'm causing the Earth's rotation to reverse
Now I'm goin' back in time, I just saw my own birth
Thought this night out at the club would be fun, but it's the worst
(The lesson is)
Don't do drugs

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Rollin'Official Audio
Richard Robbe

* Normal
* Centrist

> *"First time? He'll fix that, real soon..."*
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Richard Robbes is a minor NPC that can be encountered in a cave of The Mountain, alongside Master Quivering Dullard and The Little Gizmo. Upon interaction Richard will ask Rovert if he's come to see a master at work to which Rovert will be confused by, Richard will then assure him that "he'll fix that, real soon...", likely referring to Master Quivering Dullard.

Should the player choose to return here after defeating Sol and Helios, Richard Robbes will have succumbed to the centrist pill.
We Made A YOUTUBER SONG Parody

**We Made A YOUTUBER SONG Parody** is a musical video uploaded by Danny Gonzalez on June 14, 2017. It is part of a series where Danny asks his viewers to post lyrics in the comments, and then turns these comments into a full song

## Lyrics

What's up, guys!
A lady stole my baby and I ain't tellin' lies
I tried to hide but she had spies
Uh, please like and subscribe
Uh, let me get my camera, hold on, it won't focus, editing takes forever, it's some real hocus pocus
Commenters and haters every day, I make funny content, I thought it would be okay
Why do I get all this hate? Is it because of clickbait?
Put notifications on so you are not late
Phone prank to Hitler, actually worked, gone sexual
Yeah, I can edit, but I'm not an intellectual
Learn colours with dinosaurs, with children, family songs
I can't take off caps, what is wrong?
You can win a Macbook Air if you like, subscribe, and share
Let's play truth or dare, or I'll do my girlfriend's hair
Dropped out of college, this is all that I have
So to get more views, I act like a spaz
Maybe I should get myself a real job
Nah, just be part of that notification squad!

## Listen

We Made A YOUTUBER SONG ParodyOfficial Video
Centristpillers

> *"Whoa! You got a center pill?"*
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The Centristpillers are a neutral group that can be found in various different areas. They are ordinary people who have succumbed to the Centrist Pill and have turned into centrists, the exact effects of which are unclear. It is implied that the effects of the Centrist Pill can be stacked with other pills, as the Centrist Mutant appears to have succumbed to both the Centrist Pill as well as Joy. The only other named member besides the Centrist Mutant is Richard Robbe.
Product Placement Dan

> "*Hello, I am product placement Dan*" - ***Product Placement Dan***
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Product Placement Dan is a one off skit character who appeared in the video Addison Rae's Movie Is A Disaster. It seems to be more than an "extension" of Danny rather than a different entity, but that is just a theory. Product placement Dan points out all the sponsors by reading down a list in the credits of the movie and pointing them out.

## Trivia

* Product Placement Dan is wearing a San Francisco 49ers Super Bowl XXIX Logo 7 Snapback Hat from 1995 and a G GREG Black tee.
* At the end of his appearance PPD says "*that's it for product placement dan I'm gonna pass it back over to regular Dan now*" meaning that he is most likely an extension of Danny rather than a different Entity
The Tea

"**The Tea**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez featuring Alli Fitz. It was released on April 26, 2019, and it is the fifth track on the Bump This EP.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1: Danny Gonzalez]
When I first saw you
You caught my eye by the way you dabbed
To be honest (Oh)
You really slayed and you really snapped
Not tryin' to be extra (Yeet)
But girl, I'm so obsessed with the way you look
And I think you're special (Yeah)
You got me dead and you got me shook

[Pre-Chorus: Danny Gonzalez]
I wrote this song so you would know that I stan (I stan)
Tryna turn you from my bae to my fam (My fam)
Never really had a thing for locals (Yuh)
But lowkey I think that we're highkey goals (Lowkey)

[Chorus: Danny Gonzalez]
I really ship this (Yaaass)
This is really it, sis, ask the chief
You snatched my wig sis (Bye!)
My squad is fam and my bae is queen
My wig's been shipped, sis (Woah)
It's on it's way to the Philippines
C'mere now sip this
This is really lit, sis, that's the tea
(This is really lit, sis, that's the tea)

[Verse 2: Alli Fitz]
When I first saw you (Boy)
You caught my eye by the way you flossed
I was playing Fortnite (Oh!)
You distracted me and I almost lost
Now I'm like "Oof, chief" (Oof)
I deadass think you're a lit-ass dude
Cuz you're so Gucci (Esskeetit)
I deadass think you're a fat-ass mood

[Pre-Chorus: Alli Fitz and Danny Gonzalez]
I deadass think that you're a Sicko Mode guy (Bae)
Let's grab my juul and play Mo Bamba tonight (Tonight)
You're a skinny legend, I'm a thick bitch (Thick bitch)
Yeet oof wig weave gang gang flex yee yee drip (Lowkey)

[Chorus: Danny Gonzalez and Alli Fitz]
I really ship this (Yaaass)
This is really it, sis, ask the chief
You snatched my wig, sis (Bye!)
My squad is fam and my bae is queen
My wig's been shipped, sis (UPS!)
It's on it's way to the Philippines
C'mere now sip this
This is really lit, sis, that's the tea
This is really lit, sis, that's the tea

[Outro: Alli Fitz and Danny Gonzalez]
That's the tea
Philippines
That's the tea
Oh

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

The Tea (feat. Alli Fitz)Official AudioThe Tea (ft. Alli Fitz) - Official Music VideoOfficial Video
Baddie SMP

The **Baddie SMP** was a survival multiplayer Minecraft server. It originally only consisted of Danny Gonzalez and Kurtis Conner, however later on Gus Johnson, Sven Johnson, Nick Green, Elsie Fisher and Jarvis Johnson joined.

At one point, Danny regularly streamed in Baddie SMP on his Twitch channel, and edited versions of those streams to his gaming channel, Danny GAMEzalez.
The Little Gizmo

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* Dead

> *"It's just one little Joy pill, Gizmo..."*
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The Little Gizmo is a minor character encountered in the Village. Gizmo can be seen crying over some Joy, seemingly unwilling to take it. Through his dialogue it can be inferred that Master Quivering Dullard is a leader type figure for Gizmo that he aims to impress or learn through, as a result when Dullard asks him to take a Joy pill for unknown reasons, Gizmo is quick to oblige.

Returning to Gizmo after the Sol Clements and Helios Roberts are defeated will show that Gizmo has mutated, occupying the spot where Master Quivering Dullard once was whilst Richard Robbe occupies Gizmo's.

## In Battle

In battle, Gizmo's name is changed to "The Big Gizmo". He's a fairly standard mutant that is of little threat to Rovert and Geoff. Only being able to do a standard attack, yell and stall he's very unlikely to take the player out. The Big Gizmo will drop 500 XP and a central pill.
Sophie Schwimm

**Sophie Schwimm** is a trainee Kafna.

## Background

Sophie tells her fellow trainees she is from Kamui and has a nineteen-year-old son. However, Yako tells Tutull that Sophie lives in a huge mansion 'not too far' from her parents in Aftzaak. Yako mentions Sophie has a weird taste in clothes so she's hard to miss.

As books written by women "never sell," Sophie writes under the pen name *Cudot-Vorec Illeyad* and was named by *Shingei-Bunju Monthly* magazine as one of four writers that define the world of modern literature. Tutull describes Illeyad as "the sorcerer of words whose fiction for kids still captivates the minds of adults". A year before the events of Volume 6, Sophie got scurvy after insisting on recreating the diet of some ancient sailor, presumably in research for one of her novels.

## Appearance

Sophie is older than all trainees but doesn't look the part with her messy hair lazily worked into a pair of braids. She also wears glasses.

## Personality

Sophie is a 35 years old woman. She is lazy by nature. However, when it comes to her writing she is determined and spontaneous. She puts her perpetually unkempt hair up in braids each morning, but lately, even that seems like far too much trouble. She is a mother of one and lives by the motto that everything always works out in the end.

## Trivia

* Sophie is the oldest trainee out of the newest group of Kafna-in-training.
* The story of Magus of the Library is based on a book dietetically written by Sophie.
* Sophie is a member of the popular lit club.
The Best YouTuber

**The Best YouTuber** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on May 16, 2021.

## Premise

In this video, Danny covers Arcade Craniacs, a bizarre YouTube channel who creates absurd and somewhat ironic content about Among Us, YouTube drama, and "3AM challenges". Unlike in most of his videos, Danny actually enjoys this channel, hence the title of the video.

## Trivia

* Arcade Craniacs watched this video and made a very positive comment on it, saying that they are glad they're making people laugh.
* The video was privated following accusations from Nikki Land, where she accused Edward Centeno of grooming her.
Badads

> "*It's Badads!*"
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**Badads** was a series on Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel. The series' name is a shortened version of "Bad Ads". In this series, Danny reacts to and dissects strange mobile game ads that he finds, such as those for Lily's Garden and Game of Sultans.

Danny has said he likely isn't going to continue the series unless something interesting happens, as he feels the series is getting repetitive.
We Are Two Different People Tour

Danny and Drew in their tour jackets, with special guest Kurtis Conner.

**We Are Two Different People Tour** was a comedy tour made and performed in 2019 by Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden, with special guest Kurtis Conner.

They performed many comedy sketches, similar to their videos, as well as stand up comedy and live music.

Danny, Drew, and Kurtis are all close friends with each other in real life, and created multiple videos together during the tour.

The tour consisted of 29 shows across the United States of America, many of which sold out.
We Made a MILEY CYRUS Song Parody!

**We Made a MILEY CYRUS Song Parody!** is a musical video uploaded by Danny Gonzalez on June 7, 2017. It is part of a series where Danny asks his viewers to post lyrics in the comments, and then turns these comments into a full song

## Lyrics

It's Hannah Montana that I had to lsoe
It was Miley Cyrus that I had to choose
The skies are more blue in Malibu
What other music genres can I possibly do?

Used to be a Disney star, now you can find me drunk at the bar
But the demon inside me went to Katy Perry
'Cause she cut off all her hairy

I was a teen pop sensation, but now I'm on probation
If we were a movie, you'd be my sledgehammer
Come on dad, leave me alone
I'm 25 and you still live in my home
You get the breasts of both worlds
All my songs are a joke
Now watch me lick these poles

## Listen

We Made a MILEY CYRUS Song Parody!Official Video
Newspaper

> "*Hmmm.... you're kind of black and white, like cookies and cream... think I'll name him Newspaper.*"
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## Physical description

### Gender

Male

**Newspaper** was Danny's pet cat within his private Minecraft world.

Danny befriended Newspaper (a siamese cat from a village near his home) during episode 5 of his Minecraft series in 2022. However, in episode 9, Newspaper tragically drowned due to Danny forgetting to make him sit down while exploring a shipwreck.

Newspaper enjoyed spending time in Danny's farm, exploring the mines, swimming, and fighting on Danny's behalf.

## Gallery

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The Problem With Huge Giveaways On YouTube

**The Problem With Huge Giveaways On YouTube** (previously titled **Can I Ruin Someone's Life With A Free Car?** and **Can I Give A Tesla To A Stranger Without Ruining Their Life?**) is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez's YouTube channel on July 1, 2021. It is the eighth episode of An Attempt.

## Premise

In this video, Danny performs an "experiment" in which he attempts to surprise somebody with a free Tesla, as many other popular YouTubers have done. However, he notes how harmful giving somebody such a valuable prize for free can actually be on the person's life, so he vows to do it in the most ethical and financially responsible way possible.

He decides to give the prize to Monica, a loyal follower of his who previously won an expensive car, but couldn't keep it because she couldn't afford to pay the taxes and insurance costs that came with it. Instead of giving Monica a Tesla, he decides to give her $70,000 dollars cash, which is enough for Monica to buy a Tesla if she wants it, and if she doesn't want a Tesla she can spend the money on whatever she wants.

Danny talks to Monica's friend, Shelby, and arranges to surprise Monica with the money by hiding in Shelby's car. The giveaway is successful and Monica says that she will likely spend the money on college.

## Trivia

* This is Danny's longest video that he has ever uploaded so far, being over 40 minutes long.
We Are Not The Same Person (song)

> "*Wanna make a music video?*"
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## We Are Not The Same Person

"**We Are Not The Same Person**" is a song by Danny Gonzalez that features Drew Gooden. It was made to promote the We Are Two Different People Tour, and was included in a video of the same name.

## Lyrics

[Chorus: Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez]
I am Drew
I am Danny
And we are not the same person
We may have similar lives
We may have similar wives
But we are different, nonetheless
And if you took the time to get to know us
For a minute
You'd see that I’m Drew
And I am Danny
Yes, I am Drew
And I am Danny

[Verse 1: Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez]
My hair is brown, my hair is hazel
Look at our faces, look at our nasals
Why can't you see all the differences that I do?
My eyes are baby blue
My eyes are a different shade of baby blue
People say our videos are similar just
'Cause we both make videos ’bout-
Lele Pons, Logan Paul, TikTok Cringe
Bad life-hacks, Instagram comedians
People say we copy and agree a lot
I don't see it Yeah, me neither
Dreaming of a day that the commentary genre
Will be all mine, mine, all mine
And I'm dreaming of a day people won't think I am
The "Road work" guy from the "Road work" Vine

[Chorus: Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez]
I am Drew
I am Danny
And we are not the same person
We may have similar lives
We may have similar wives
But we are different, nonetheless
And if you took the time to get to know us
For a minute
You'd see that I'm Drew
And I am Danny
And I am Danny
And I am Danny

[Bridge: Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez]
Why does nobody talk about how hard it is
To be a skinny white guy on the Internet?
Why are there so many white guys on the Internet?
Can someone
Get all these white guys off the Internet?
Except for me
And me

[Verse 2: Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez]
People think I copy Danny's videos
People think I copy Drew's videos
Why can’t you get we don’t copy each other's videos?
We copy Cody Ko’s
Dreaming of a day, when I don't hear people say
I'm a knock-off Drew (Knock-off Drew)
Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire
And I get all your subscribers (What?)

[Chorus: Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez]
I am Drew
I am Danny
And we are not the same person
We may have similar lives
We may have similar wives
But we are different, nonetheless
And if you took the time to get to know us
For a minute
You'd see that I’m Drew
And I am Danny

[Outro: Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez]
I am Groot
Whoa, where the fuck did that come from?
Yeah, what the fuck was that?

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

We Are Not the Same PersonOfficial AudioWe Are Not The Same Person (MUSIC VIDEO ONLY)Official Video
2 Danny 2 Furious

> "*This is my second channel, where I like to get a little bit goofy, wacky, and silly, and I also like to drink La Croix.*"
> ― Danny Gonzalez
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## 2 Danny 2 Furious

**2 Danny 2 Furious** is Danny Gonzalez's second channel. He posts more low-effort videos on this channel, such as behind the scenes videos and non-Minecraft gameplay videos.
Train

"**Train**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on April 26, 2019, and it is the third track on the Bump This EP.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
Yuh, turn my headphones up (I just bought, I just bought)
Now turn ‘em back down (Ohh)
Now give me two more pairs of headphones (Woo!)
Put ‘em all on my head (Turn ‘em all off)
Let’s go

[Verse 1]
I done made so much money, don't know how to spend it (Nah)
I’m the real deal, everybody else pretendin’ (Yuh)
Yeah, I see how all these other rappers flexin’ (Ooh)
I just don’t find it very interestin’
I got every car a man could want (Rollin')
Yuh, 12-car garage, I don’t mean to front
Yuh, every day hop out another foreign (Ooh)
But honestly it’s getting kinda boring

[Chorus]
So I bought a train, I pull up in a train
I sold all my cars and bought a 90-year-old train (All aboard!)
You might think it’s lame but your boy just changed the game
I am not insane (No) I just bought a train

[Verse 2]
I don't skrrt now (Skrrt), bitch I choo (Choo choo)
Pull up in my train when I'm pickin' up my boo
I can take you anywhere, tell me what you want to do (Uh)
As long as there's train tracks near there, we should be fine
Got a conductor, his name is Dave
And he lets me in the front of the train if I behave
And he lets me shovel coal, and he shows me how the train works
And he kicks me out if I ask too many questions
Graffiti paint job, bitch, you know I had to cop
It's deafeningly loud, and it takes two miles to stop (Fast)
It's constantly behind schedule like everyday (It's inefficient)
But that shit means I always show up fashionably late (Yuh!)
And when I show up, you know everybody freak (Wow)
'Cause it makes the ground shake, you can feel it in your feet
If you show me your caboose, we could take it to the back (Girl)
Wait, is that a damsel in distress on the tracks? (Help!)

[Chorus]
I just bought a train, I pull up in a train
I sold all my cars and bought a 90-year-old train (Yeah)
You might think it’s lame, but your boy just changed the game
Stop calling me insane, I don't regret the train (Nope)

[Outro]
I also bought a blimp (Blimp), for overseas trips
And a unicycle with chromed-out rims (Woo!)
And don't forget the tractor for gettin' 'round the farm (Howdy)
Did I mention my farm? I also bought a farm
And I also bought a dolphin 'cause I thought I could ride it
But I guess they don't like that, so I had to return it
And then I bought a submarine, a submarine
I might pull up in a submarine, submarine
Ey, submarine so cold, all these bitches want a ride
Like an underwater limo but it's super cramped inside
Got your bitch in just a towel, and I'm wearing just a Speedo
Drifted into Russian waters and got hit by a torpedo
Now I'm dead

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

TrainOfficial Audio
Craig 7336

> "*heheheheheh-*"
> ― Craig #7336
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* Appearance
* Death

***Craig #7336*** was a briefly mentioned character in A Different Kind Of Cringe (Supreme Patty), he is a part of the Craig group (The rival and arch-enemy of Danny Gonzalez's fanbase, Greg.), as soon as he is shown, Danny has him in the back of a car, the car then drives off a cliff killing him.

## Appearances

* A Different Kind Of Cringe (Supreme Patty) (0:44-0:49)
The Kung Fu Panda Ripoff From Your Nightmares

**The Kung Fu Panda Ripoff From Your Nightmares** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on April 17, 2021.

## Premise

In this video, Danny covers The Little Panda Fighter, a low-budget knockoff of Kung Fu Panda that has a sexy mean bear girl with literally sculpted individual buttcheeks, a snotty nose bear, a dancing titular panda, an unintentional spoiler, and an audio mistake.
Dolphin Man

**Dolphin Man** is a character originally created for a LuxuryPranks video. It was brought to attention by Danny Gonzalez, in his video Getting Spooked With The Most Useless Ghost Hunters Ever.

## Canonical Story

Dolphin Man is the best superhero in the world. He is so powerful, that, at night, he uses his powers to screech.

Humans are, for some completely unknown reason, very afraid of him.

Later in his life, he meet a woman superhero and they saved the president from an alien race.

If you want to call this ultra powerfull being and his sidekick you must say “Help, let me go!” at least 2 times.

He is also incredibly handsome.

## Origin

There was a little dolphin with his friends in the sea. One day, the dolphin decided to go on land. When he arrived, there he was bitten by an radioactive human being, and that how the best superhero in the world was created: **DOLPHIN MAN.**

He used to live in a dark, scary hause, but was scared away by a pair of idiots known as LuxuryPranks.

His current whereabouts are unknown.
The 9 Friends Everyone Has

**The 9 Friends Everyone Has** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on December 3, 2014. It was the first sketch video ever uploaded to Danny's YouTube channel.

## Premise

This is a comedic sketch video about 9 types of friends that "everyone has". However, as the list goes on, the types of friends get more and more absurd, and the final one is Liam Neeson himself.

## Trivia

* This was the first sketch video to be uploaded to Danny's main channel.
Sad and Deep

"**Sad and Deep**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on December 18, 2019, and included in a reuploaded version of the video Getting Deep With The "Saddest" Videos On Tik Tok.

## Premise

This song is parodying and making fun of the overly "deep" content that is often posted to TikTok and other platforms with the intention of making people sad.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm still tore up from when my grandma passed
It was before I was born but it still makes me sad
Pull up to BP just to get some gas
But I forgot I have a Tesla, man I'm such an ass

[Pre-Chorus]
You don't know a thing about me
You wouldn't last a day in my scarf
I can't even make a TikTok
Without breaking everyone's heart

[Chorus]
This song is so sad
Yuh, I ain't even lying
All up in the booth, straight crying
This song is so sad
How'd I get so deep?
I don't know but it really makes you think
This song is so sad
Yuh, I ain't even lying
All up in the booth, straight crying
This song is so sad
How'd I get so deep?
I don't know, but it really makes you think
About how deep I am

[Verse 2]
Your dog will never know how much you love her
We have no way of knowing if we all see the same colors
The Jonas Brothers doesn't include all the Jonas brothers
They're hiding Frankie from us and they could be hiding others
Just found out about the Titanic
Why would they get on that boat, haven't they seen the movie?
Even in the depths of the Atlantic
That sunken ship will still never be deeper than me
Deeper than me

[Bridge]
This song's so fucking sad
This song's so fucking deep, yuh
When I finished writing it, I cried in bed for weeks, yuh

[Chorus]
This song is so sad
Yuh, I ain't even lying
All up in the booth, straight crying
This song is so sad
How'd I get so deep?
I don't know but it really makes you think
This song is so sad
Yuh, I ain't even lying
All up in the booth, straight crying
This song is so sad
How'd I get so deep?
I don't know, but it really makes you think
About how deep I am

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Sad and DeepOfficial AudioSad And DeepOfficial Video
Spooky Girl

"**Spooky Girl**" is one of the rejected "Spooky Boy" songs, shown in Danny's video no more spooky songs :/. It was rejected because it didn't fit with the other, more comedic rap-style spooky songs.

## Lyrics

My spooky world
Just don't spin 'round without you
My spooky boo
And every Halloween
I don't go looking for tricks and treats, oh no
This Halloween
I just need my spooky girl
Laura Fuechsl

**Laura Fuechsl** is Danny Gonzalez's wife. She occasionally appears in Danny's videos. Laura attended Wheaton North High School with Danny. She began dating him when he was 16 and she was 17. They got married on July 1, 2018.

* In Trying Troom Troom's Awful Pranks, Danny unsuccessfully tries to prank Laura into thinking that he is eating his mother, a prank copied from the Troom Troom video he reacts to, in which the phone case is replaced with fondant
* Laura helps Danny evaluate his fans' videos in *Roasting Your YouTube Videos, Roasting Your YouTube Videos #2, Roasting Your YouTube Videos #4,* and *Reacting To Your Videos*
* In the now-private video *GIRLFRIEND DOES MY MAKEUP*, Laura applies makeup to Danny's face in an attempt to cover up his pimple
* After Danny completes decorating his office in *Poorly Decorating My Office*, Laura informs him that his design choice makes the office look like a nursery
* Laura also plays characters in some of Danny's music videos, including La Croix, Hop out the Whip, and Car So Fast
We Made a Kanye West Song!

**We Made a Kanye West Song!** is a musical video uploaded by Danny Gonzalez on March 27, 2017. It is part of a series where Danny asks his viewers to post lyrics in the comments, and then turns these comments into a full song

## Lyrics

Who be God? I be God.
I been ridin' round town 'cause Kanye's God (uh)
I love Kanye more than I love life itself
I love Kanye more than Santa loves elves
Drop the beat faster than my sanity
Up in the clouds yo, I don't need no gravity
You're fake news like Sean Hannity
I'm fat as a manatee
Eat my dust and get some cavities
(Watch your profanity)

How can God exist when I'm God in the skin? (uh)
I just spilled some bleach, please hand me a napkin
Up against Kanye, you ain't gonna win
I'mma uppercut your mom in the chin

Most people don't know I made Michael Jackson famous (uh)
But people still think that I'm brainless
What am I supposed to do with all this money?
Scream it out, repeat, Kanye 2020
Kanye West, more like Kanye's the best
Kanye sad, more like Kanye depressed
Don't act like you're not Kanye impressed
Man, I really need some Kanye rest
Goodnight!

## Listen

We Made a Kanye West Song! - Danny GonzalezOfficial Video
Kurtis Conner

* Current Profile Picture
* Former Profile Picture

**Kurtis Matthew Kenneth Conner** is a Canadian stand-up comedian and YouTuber, who was born on 4th May 1994. He is currently 28 years old. He is 5 foot, 9 inches. Kurtis began his stand-up comedy career in 2013, and later joined Vine, where he gained over 350,000 followers. He is now best known on YouTube, where he currently has over 4 million subscribers.

Kurtis also went on tour with Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden in 2019.
Tom Hanos

* Normal
* Masked
* Pre-Flash

> *"This pill here is the new face of Olathe."*
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> - Tom Hanos offering Burgermeister a Blood Lunacy Pill.
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Tom Hanos is an antagonistic figure in LISA: The Doleful. Tom worked with Dr. Yado as his right hand man in mass producing his many, many pills and soon after pushing them out into Olathe, as shown in a Pre-Flash cutscene. He can even be seen doing this after the Flash not too far from the village, which he appears to be the mayor of.

## Appearance and Personality

Age has not treated Tom well, as he is bald and is covered in many wrinkles on his forehead. He's shown wearing a standard work uniform and what appears to be a holster of some kind attached to his Belt. He's very mysterious, not wanting to allow others to see what business he conducts and often standing out of public view when he does, again seen in a cutscene where he moves away from Rovert to supply a man with Blood Pills.

## In Battle

Tom has 2000 HP and cannot attack. After the first turn Tom will prompt Rovert to back up, exiting the battle.

He will then tell Rovert that he's "not even supposed to be talking to me right now" to which Rovert calls him a weird. Tom then disconnects from the world never to be seen again.

## Trivia

* His full name, "Tom Hanos", may be a reference to "Thanos", though whether or not this was intentional is unknown.
* In his Pre-Flash sprite, the colour of his belt is the same colour as that of a Blood Pill, whether or not this was intentional is unknown.
Books in the Club

> "*Bringing a book to a club is actually kinda tight. Nothing says "I don't give a fuck" more than just reading a book at the club.*"
> ― Danny Gonzalez
>
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## Extra Song Information

### Genre

Comedy Rap

"**Books in the Club**" is an unreleased song by Danny Gonzalez. The song was leaked by unknown means.

## Premise

This song is about the movie "Swiped", which he reviewed in I'm Very Worried About This Movie (Swiped w/ Noah Centineo), specifically a scene where Danny notices a girl holding a book while standing outside a club.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
Young Face

[Chorus]
I’m in the club poppin’ books (pop pop!), you poppin’ bottles (yeah)
I’m chasin’ knowledge, you chasin’ models (nah)
She bust it open, I’m bustin’ through these novels
Pull up to the club with my pair of reading goggles

[Verse 1]
Yeah I’m readin’ books in the club, what about it man, uh
Motherfuckin’ Harry Potter man (yeah)
Got your girl readin’ with me, she not tryna dance
Told her she can bring her friends if they got a lamp

Ay, bitch, I am getting smarter while you wastin’ time gettin’ drunk
This book fire, Fahrenheit four fifty-one
You read at a third grade level, that’s a pity, son
I can out-read anyone

[Chorus]
I’m in the club poppin’ books (pop!), you poppin’ bottles (yeah)
I’m chasin’ knowledge (knowledge), you chasin’ models (yeah)
She bust it open, I’m bustin’ through these novels
Pull up to the club with my pair of reading goggles

We ain’t on the same page, intellectual up in this bitch (smart)
In the VIP readin’ Pride and Prejudice (woo)
No Catcher in the Rye, but you can catch my fists
This ain’t a book club, but I’m readin’ books up in this bitch, yeah

[Verse 2]
Hold up, hold up, turn the music down (shhh!)
And stop yellin’, you sound like a fuckin’ clown (annoying)
My friend said this club was lit but it’s dark as hell (can’t see)
But they gon’ lose it when I pull my fuckin’ candle out (damn)

I see you payin’ for a dance, man, that shit is wack (wack)
I finish book after book, watch this paper stack (yeah)
You spent like fifty bucks to get in, that’s a hard cover (oh)
You throwin’ hundreds at her ass, that’s a paperback (nice)

[Chorus]
I’m poppin’ books (yeah), you poppin’ bottles (lame)
I’m chasin’ knowledge (I’m smart), you chasin’ models (you’re dumb)
She bust it open, I’m bustin’ through these novels
Pull up to the club with my pair of reading goggles

We ain’t on the same page, intellectual up in this bitch (yeah)
In the VIP readin’ Pride and Prejudice (woo)
No Catcher in the Rye, but you can catch my fists
This ain’t a book club, but I’m readin’ books up in this bitch, yeah

## Listen

Danny Gonzalez Books in the club (unreleased song)Audio
We Made a DISNEY Song parody!

**We Made a DISNEY Song parody!** is a musical video uploaded by Danny Gonzalez on April 17, 2017. It is part of a series where Danny asks his viewers to post lyrics in the comments, and then turns these comments into a full song

## Lyrics

Do you wanna build a snowman?
Or maybe sacrifice a lamb?
I've been hiding my true feelings and it's making me sad
I don't love Stacy's mom but I love Stacy's dad, yeah
My only love's a cabbage, it makes my dreams come true
You can eat it, wear it (that's debatable)
What can't it do?
With my cabbage I can even learn kung fu
If my cabbage proposes, I'll say "I do"

I'm a damsel in distress
Or just a pickle in a dress
I'm hiding the fact that I'm just a big ball of stress
Damn you, school

My pants are tight
Why are my kids on fire?
Why are these birds talking to me?
Maybe it was that LSD
Did I just swallow a bee?
I feel it buzz inside of me

I can show you my memes
They're way more dank than they seem
A tale as old as time
Bee Movie was a crime
Bee-uaty and the bees

## Listen

We Made a DISNEY Song parody!Official Video
Danny Gonzalez Q&A

**Danny Gonzalez Q&A** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on January 21, 2015.

## Premise

This was Danny's first ever Q&A video. Many of the answers are purely jokes, and he rarely answers them truthfully. His comedy in this video is very similar to his style of comedy when he was on Vine.

## Trivia

* This was the first Q&A video to be uploaded to Danny's main channel.
We Made a GENERIC COUNTRY SONG parody

**We Made a GENERIC COUNTRY SONG parody** is a musical video uploaded by Danny Gonzalez on April 24, 2017. It is part of a series where Danny asks his viewers to post lyrics in the comments, and then turns these comments into a full song.

## Lyrics

This beer in my hand and these trucks on my side
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
I could go vegan, ya hear
'Cause all I ever drink is beer

My new neighbor seems really cute
Oh wait, they're my cousin, aw shoot!
But what the hell, I mean they are pretty cute
So I'll just try to seduce them with my flute

Yeah, I have a big car and I like big guns
I'm an overweight man and attracted to my sons
I fell out of my tractor and ripped my blue jeans
Now I'm lying in my field where I harvest my beans
Now I'm sittin' on my porch sippin' sweet iced tea
Now I'm a redneck 'cause I forgot sunscreen
I've got a gun in my old blue jeans, while I'm sleeping
And I'll shoot your head off if I hear a creakin'

I'll take you on a ride on my mediocre-sized rust colored tractor
We can go slow, that's it, it doesn't go much faster
My voice sounds like a pubescent teen dying raptor
I couldn't really make it as a rapper, yeah

## Listen

We Made a GENERIC COUNTRY SONG parodyOfficial Video