Tintin; 1676.

"***Tintin 1676***"

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Billions of bilious blistering blue barnacles in a thundering typhoon! (SNOWY BARKING)

TINTIN: Shush, Snowy!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Where are we going? What am I doing here? Who in Earth are you again?

TINTIN: Just calm down!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Ten thousand thundering typhoons!

TINTIN: Hold on!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: I need to be back in water. I feel funny!

TINTIN: Be patient.

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Get me down from here! (SHOUTS)

TINTIN: Captain, will you stop yelling, please! I've got to stay focused.

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: We're gotta die!

TINTIN: Out of the question! (CAPTAIN HADDOCK EXCLAIMS)

TINTIN: Shush, Snowy! (SCREAMS)

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Blistering bawijawablll...!

TINTIN: Huh?

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Billions of...

TINTIN: Whoa!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: What...?

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: What? TINTIN: Could you please...keep quiet, alright? It's OK, everything's fine.

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Who are you?

TINTIN: Uh...me? No-one! Don't mind me. I'm already gone!

ALLAN: Were you talking to someone, Captain?

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Uh...umm, no-one.

ALLAN: So, Captain? What's all this fuss about then?

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Allan! I'm sick of being holed up in here!

ALLAN: What's wrong? You've got a nice cabin.

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: I'm holded up in the hold and what I want is my boat back, my boat.

ALLAN: I don't think that's a good idea.

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: But I'm the Captain! ALLAN: Sure you are.

ALLAN: But you know full well. CAPTAIN HADDOCK: What?

ALLAN: Your family has never been very good with ships. And we know why. (GROANS)

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Argh! The curse. ALLAN: Precisely.

ALLAN: Listen, the ship's in good hands with me, but you'll get it back soon. I just need the helm for this little operation.

ALLAN: Listen, I was just saying to Tim... TIM: Me?

ALLAN: I was telling Tim that we need you.

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Huh?

ALLAN: There you go, red is for longitude, blue for latitude. CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Crayons?!

ALLAN: Be a sport and calculate our heading for the next two hours, eh?

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: You think I'm a fool?! Scoundrel! Imposter!

ALLAN: Have fun, now. I've got a passenger to deal with.

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: What sort of passenger?

ALLAN: An unwelcome one. Remember, red for latitude, blue for longitude.

TIM: But, you said the opposite, chief. (SIGHS)

ALLAN: Go make a plank, then walk it. (SIGHING)

TINTIN: Who was that? Was it Allan? Where was he going?

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Um, up top. To the wheelhouse. In the control room.

TINTIN: Is it true that you're the Captain of this ship?

TINTIN: Ah! Here's the second scroll! That's the scroll he stole from the Bird brothers.

TINTIN: I think I'll keep that. Might be useful. And now, I've got to put it straight with that Captain Haddock. If there's some link between him and Sir Francis Haddock, there's a high chance he can help us.

TINTIN: Three brothers. We know that there were three scrolls. Mine, the Bird brothers. Let's think, Snowy. I don't know who Allan works for. But I'm willing to bet he's got the third scroll.

TINTIN: Captain! Are you the descendant of Sir Francis Haddock,captain of the triple-masted Unicorn under King Charles II?

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Who are you again?

TINTIN: My name is Tintin. I'm a reporter, I have in my possession, two scrolls hand-written by the very same Sir Francis Haddock. I'm in search of treasure, the long lost treasure of the Unicorn.

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: That's enough! I don't want to talk about all that! Allan! (BANGS TABLE)

TINTIN: Allan is a bandit. He's double crossed you so he can take command of your ship, and you know it.

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: I'm going to have you put in irons! (YELLS)

TINTIN: Captain, I can help you, as much as you can help me. Just tell me what you know. (SEAGULLS CAWING)

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: It is the year 1676. The Unicorn, a valliant ship of King Charles II's fleet, has left Barbados in the West Indies, and set sail for Europe. The captain is indeed my ancestor, Sir Francis Haddock, to my great misfortune. Two days at sea, a good stiff breeze and the Unicorn is reaching on the starboard tack. Suddenly, there's a hail aloft from the crow's nest.

MR. LE GUENNAC: The Jolly Roger. Pirates!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Worse. Red Rackham.

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): We've got to outsail them! Man the poop! Stand by to haul to the wind! (CREW SHOUTING)

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Then we shall fight.

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Gunners, to your stations! Fire!

PIRATE #1: We've put a hole through her jib! SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): But it wasn't enough.

PIRATE #2: Prepare to be boarded!

PIRATE #3: They're swarming over the side!

MR. LE GUENNAC: Who is that, Captain? The devil?

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): I wish it were, Mr. Le Guennac. I wish it were.

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Show yourself, pirate vermin! Pirates, we're under attack!

PIRATE VILLAIN #1: Surrender, Haddock.

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Come and get it!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Blistering barnacles!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): With me, men! With me, men! (SCREAMS)

PIRATE VILLAIN #2: I got this one!

PIRATE VILLAIN #3: Come and get me!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Pesky pirates! Vermin! Scram, dung beetles! (YELLS)

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Give my regards to the sharks!

PIRATE VILLAIN #4: Hey! SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): What?

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Thundering typhoons!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Duck-billed platypus!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Move, Haddock! Move.

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Miserable molecule of mildew!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Mercenaries! Gentipy's! Ha! My men! My Unicorn! With me!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Hey?! Back for more, I see? Finish them! Lung mon scum!

PIRATE VILLAIN #5: He's mine! (LAUGHS)

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Ectoplasm!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Pyrographers!

TINTIN: Captain! Stop right now! Stop!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Two-timing Tartar Twisters!

WILLIAM: I knew I'd find you down here, Haddock. Cowering with the rats at the bottom of the hold.

WILLIAM: Huh? Enough fun!

WILLIAM: Curse you!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Body-snatcher!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Bloodsuckers! (GROANS)

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Freshwater swabs!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Bashi-bazouk!

TINTIN: Stop right now! CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Repel all boarders!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Brontosaurus!

SIR FRANCIS HADDOCK (CAPTAIN HADDOCK): Invertebrate!

TINTIN: Captain, get ahold of yourself! (GRUNTS)

TINTIN: You're smashing your own ship to pieces!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Blistering barnacles! What have I done?

TINTIN: We have to get out of here, now! Hurry!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: My ship! What have I done?!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: This way, sailor. Save yourself!

TINTIN: The water's rising! CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Leave me, I said!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: I will go down with my ship! Leave me!

TINTIN: Captain, I will not abandon you here!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: I'm a miserable wretch! TINTIN: Come on!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Get out of here! Leave me alone!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Cursed! Like all the Haddocks!

TINTIN: Captain. CAPTAIN HADDOCK: What's that?!

TINTIN: Captain, follow me!

TINTIN: Faster! Faster!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: What do you want from me, anyway? (ALARM BEEPING)

TINTIN: Hang in there! I still need you, Captain.

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: By thunder! TINTIN: Captain! Come back!

TINTIN: Impossible! (ALARM BEEPING CONTINUES)

TINTIN: Ah. I'll just have to get out of here alone.

TINTIN: Oh, my goodness! The ship's lifting!

MAN OVER SPEAKER: Abandon ship. I repeat. Abandon ship.

TINTIN: There! The seaplane! Snowy, we're saved!

ALLAN: Come on, row! Heave! Ho!

TINTIN: Looks like they're safe, too.

TINTIN: Captain! CAPTAIN HADDOCK: A Captain must die with his ship!

TINTIN: Nobody has to die for a ship. CAPTAIN HADDOCK: I should have!

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: And my ancestor, too. TINTIN: Your ancestor? Why? How does his story end?

CAPTAIN HADDOCK: He fled, like a coward, abandoned his own ship and destroyed it. He sacrificed his crew.

TINTIN 2011.