Janet (Rymmington-Svist)

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**Janet**

Personal Information
Aliases
Julie (Brad)
"Chad"
"Jane"
Jazzer (Brad)

Status
Alive

Occupation
Actor
Vice President of International Sales (Determinant)

Affiliation
Rymmington-Svist
 Brad
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Blonde

Eye Color
Blue

Actor
Ayvianna Snow

Russian Voice Actor
Eugene Malakhova

**Janet** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Janet is an actor for Rymmington-Svist advertisements, commonly appearing alongside Brad, a fellow actor.

## Personality

Being an actor for Sophia Rymmington, Janet's personality tends to vary, changing when necessary to better suit the task at hand. At one moment, she can appear hostile and antagonistic, to then being energetic and thrilled.

Her true personality, however, is revealed when she isn't the primary focus, indicating a potential aversion for Sophia Rymmington based on her actions. At moments in advertisements where Sophia's personality is that of being a "Wild Child", Janet can be seen expressing dissatisfaction and boredom, crossing her arms and rolling her eyes at Sophia, whereas when her personality is more professional, Janet appears more enthusiastic in her acting.

## History

### Episode 2

##### FlardMaster 5000

Janet is standing beside Brad, holding a box of flards. She says that she bought him some new ones and notices that he seems sad. He tells her that he loves working with flards, but sometimes, they can get a bit fiddly to get in place. She remarks that that sounds bad and they both say, "There has to be a better way."

Then Sophia comes into frame holding the FlardMaster 5000, saying that there is now. Janet is visibly uneasy seeing the gun and then flinches once Sophia hands it over to Brad. She then inspects it nervously.

##### Responsipillity

Janet is standing beside a round table with Brad at the other end, both acting as a young couple. She informs him that she's pregnant because not all contraception pills are 100% reliable. As a result, they'll have to get married. Brad says they've only been on five dates and he doesn't know her well enough. He then says that marriage and children seem to be a big decision to make in a wine bar and they both say, "There has to be a better way."

Sophia then comes into frame saying that there is now. Now, couples can double their protection with Responsipillity, the world's first male contraceptive pill, and men won't have to worry about difficult things such as commitment anymore. Janet seems to like the idea.

##### M.O.O.B.S. Project

Janet is standing next to Brad, both acting as tourists. They say their lines in a very unenthusiatic tone. Brad says he loves travelling but hates flying. Janet says she knows what he means, commenting that it takes so long and can get pretty scary. Brad then says it's inefficient to go around the planet, then says, "There has to be a better way..." along with Janet.

Sophia then comes into frame saying that there is now, with M.O.O.B.S., which are mass-transit elevators running through the center of the earth. Janet's reaction to Sophia's idea clearly shouts, "That's absurd". She then rolls her eyes in dissatisfaction.

##### Camp Busyfingers

Janet is standing next to Brad, both acting as parents of multiple children. He asks what happened to her and she says it's because of the children and she sometimes wants to kick their little faces in. Brad says that every night he dreams of choking Little Frankie to death. But when he wakes up, he's still alive. Then they both say, "There has to be a better way."

Sophia then comes into frame saying that there now is, with Camp Busyfingers, a "fun" place where parents can send their children in for a "vacation" and they'll be paid for the privilege. She then holds up a quilt, saying that she thought only a master tailor would be able to make one of it. But turns out, even a stupid child could also.

##### RS Rainbow

Janet is sitting beside Brad, playing games on the RS Rainbow. She is astonished by the amazing graphics and Brad concurs, saying that games can't surely get any better. Then they both comment on the music consisting of four notes playing at the same time, which Janet calls a "digital symphony".

Sophia then comes into frame stating that a home computer entertainment system needs games and with the RS Rainbow, there's up to three of them: Zark, Twitchy Builder, and Fighting. She hands the games to Brad as she is introducing them one by one. Then, he and Janet excitedly check the games out.

##### RS-85 WowBox

Janet is standing beside Brad, both acting as layabouts named Chad and Brad. Chad tells Brad that he's bored and Brad says that he is too. Chad wishes that they could go to the arcade to play a few rounds of Space Refugees. Brad agrees, but tells him that they spent all the money they had there last night and won't get anymore until the weekend. Chad suggests that they take hard drugs, mug an elderly, or spit on a bum.

After they both exclaim, "There has to be a better way.", Sophia comes into frame stating that the RS-85 WowBox costs no more than the viewers' allowance and if they pre-order one on the same day the advert is released, they'll be given the newest released game, A.T. The Alien Traveler.

##### Siege Survival Box

Janet and Brad are standing next to each other acting as individuals named Jane and Brian. Brian says he loathes the sanctions and Jane concurs, stating that there's barely enough milk to undermine the tea. Overwhelmed with the low amount of resources they have, they exclaim, "One is certain a preferable way exists."

And then, Sophia comes in stating that they'd be right, with the Rymmington-Svist Siege Survival Box. Every box contains all the things the viewers really miss, such as some red wine which chemicals can be hardly tasted, some rare meat grown in Rymmington-Svist's production laboratory, and chocolate that is so salty to the point the viewers would believe it came from Svenland.

She then hands the box to Brian and says they added a random twist: 1 in every 100 boxes contains a golden flard. Brian and Jane are absolutely pleased seeing the golden flard that is shining from the box.

##### Swag Box

Janet and Brad are standing next to each other acting as two individuals named Jazzer and Bazzer. Bazzer says the market squares are going to be empty. Jazzer knows, further stating that she doesn't enjoy shopping anymore due to the fun being gone. Bazzer reminisces the time where there were all sorts of grandma's feet and Jazzer just wishes shopping was as fun as before.

Sophia then comes into frame stating that she has something that will light the viewers' spirits: The Sophia Rymmington Swag Box, nobody will know what's in it until they break the seal and open it.

She throws the box to Brad, then he and Janet open it, but are dissapointed after seeing that the box contains absolutely nothing. They are then baffled by Sophia stating that if the customer isn't satisfied, they can get a refund for "just" 15.99, as long as the seal on the box isn't broken.

### Episode 3

##### RS: Future Leaders

Janet is now the vice president of international sales for Rymmington-Svist. She cuts Brad off while he is trying to introduce himself fully. After introducing themselves, they introduce the Rymmington-Svist Future Leaders Program, which is a recruitment program.

With Rymmington-Svist on the up and up, the company buys another company on average every 12 seconds. It is also now more powerful and populated than some small countries. For that reason, Brad says there's never been a good time to join the corporation.

Janet says that the Future Leaders Program can help the viewers reach their full potential. Brad continues her statement, informing that after just 8 years of service, the viewers are guaranteed to have a position on Rymmington-Svist's up-and-coming new sectors. Those sectors are, as Janet says, Human Effluence Disengagement, Stationary and Numeration, The Treasurey, and Defense. Or they could join their evergrowing litigation team, as Brad says. Janet jokingly says that injured children aren't going to cease and desist themselves and Brad laughs nervously at what she said.

Janet says that the corporation is doing so well to the point where they can have their own pick of applicants, so the standard is pretty high.

With all that, Brad states that the viewers should join the Rymmington-Svist Future Leaders on the day the advert is released. Janet states that it's one of the best graduate opportunities around. She'd know, considering she's the head of the program (while in reality, she is not).

##### RS: Flash Sale

Janet and Brad are standing beside each other, introducing themselves as the last remaining employees of Rymmington-Svist. Brad tells them that they are contractually bound to tell the viewers about The Rymmington-Svist Territory 1 Flash Sale.

Janet informs them that for 24 hours, all the remaining products in Rymmington-Svist's last satisfaction centre are on sale. Some of those products being a box of packing peanuts, a bottle of Brad's urine, and a deceased colleague's gold teeth.

Brad accidentally reveals that the place is closing down and everything has to go, which he immediately tries to cover up after Janet's reminder, but then gets zapped by the device on his wrist.

Janet says that Rymmington-Svist will be back in another territory, and Brad continues by saying that it'll be stronger and more powerful than ever (while in reality, it won't). They then hear something in the distance which Janet and Brad say it's a demolition team and bulldozers, then they immediately get zapped by the devices on their wrists.

Janet says that The Rymmington-Svist Territory 1 Flash Sale is on and invites the viewers to get involved while they still can. Afterwards, Janet goes somewhere off-screen.

### Ads

Janet has starred in four advertisements, which all change depending on choices made.

* FlardMaster 5000 - Responsipillity - M.O.O.B.S. Project - Camp Busyfingers
* RS Rainbow - RS-85 WowBox
* Siege Survival Box - Swag Box
* RS: Future Leaders - RS: Flash Sale

## Gallery

* Janet Promoting Responsipillity
* Janet And Brad Playing The RS Rainbow
* Janet And Brad Dressed As Layabouts
* Janet And Brad Promoting The Future Leaders Program
* Janet And Brad Being Shocked

## Trivia

* The naming of both Janet and Brad are inspired by the main characters of the 1973 theatrical musical *The Rocky Horror Show*.