Bess Reality

# Summary

The Bess Reality is the polar opposite of the Kevin Reality. Since it's a different reality, as opposed to a different universe or dimension, it loosely follows the laws of time, physics, chemistry and mortality. It features a variety of notable events, characters, and locations that can give you a glimpse of what life is like inside of it. It's generally stated that the Bess Reality is worse than any circle of Hell and provides nothing but constant perverted torment for (almost) all of its inhabitants. It is ruled by Bess, which has almost total control over the reality. It's not known how anyone ends up here, but once you're in the reality there is no way to escape.

# Origin

There are a few theories as to why and how this reality exists, and no one is sure which one, if any, are correct.

### The Divergence Theory

This theory states that the Bess Reality was created after a "Divergence Event" in another reality, although it's not likely that the other reality in question was the Kevin Reality. The event was when someone (currently unknown) accidently said "The Birds and the Bess", causing a massive butterfly effect that eventually caused the Bess Reality to be created.

### The Club Theory

The first documented Bess incident happened in an un-named club. In the Club, there was "really shitty" British music being played that caused the entire club to stop dancing and look at the DJ in disgust. Unbeknownst to the party-goers, there was an unknown entity (currently labeled as "The Guy who's Sorry" or "???" who stormed the bar and ripped so much ass that the entire club was filled with flammable gas. The unknown entity loudly shouted "I'M SORRY BESS!" (though, no one heard him over the shitty british music) and set the gas on fire, causing the entire club to explode and kill everyone inside of it instantly. It's believed by some that this is the event that caused Bess to manifest, despite him always existing, and others believe that this was another divergence event that created the Bess reality.

### The Eternal Theory

This theory argues that since the rules of time don't apply to this reality, that there was no "first" or "divergence" event, and Bess has always existed and was never created by anything, much like a god or similar entity.

# Laws

As stated before, the Bess Reality follows different laws than the Kevin reality does. You can see a list of most of them here.

### Time

Time is not a one way "river" like it is in the Kevin Reality. There is no logical time in the Bess Reality, as anyone/anything from any time could appear in any other time. We call this the "Time Plane", since you can travel around it in any direction. It's almost impossible (except for a few select entities) to travel around the Time Plane deliberately though.

### Life/Death

It's unknown how life is created in the Bess Reality, as there is no birth. It's possible that Bess just creates more people to mess with in his Reality because he thinks it's funny. There is no death in the Bess Reality, because once you die you end up in Easy Street until you escape.

### Physics

Physics is loosely followed in the Bess Reality. While it has a form of gravity, entities regularly fly around, appear/disappear in random places, and move at impossible speeds. There is also no laws regarding matter, as some entities can just create things on demand.

### Chemistry

Chemicals can do almost anything in the Bess Reality, no matter how ridiculous or illogical it may seem. A good example of this is the various Jatalian Cuisine, like the infamous Attack Zombie Activator rice, which causes the consumer to be mauled by factionless attack zombies.