Devotion to the Lotion

**Devotion to the Lotion** is the first episode of The Daily Object Show: Beach Battle and the thirty-first episode of the series overall. It features the return of Evil Computer, Evil Blood Bag, Cobalt Blue, Skull, and Airplane, after their apparent deaths, who have now become spirits, and their mission to become Super Objects.

## Plot

Cigar, is shocked to see Airplane, Skull, Cobalt Blue, Evil Blood Bag and Evil Computer and asks them what they are all doing here and what the place is, Evil Computer welcomes Cigar to the Astral Plane, he explains that The Astral Place is a plane of existence is for spirits who are in a limbo like them, he tells them that it's not Heaven or Hell, "Just Here", they can exist for a greater purpose, Evil Computer tells them they all have something in common, they were all defeated and humiliated by Computer, Evil Computer brought everyone here for a common goal, their goal is to kill Computer at whatever cost.

Skull asks Evil Computer how they are going to do it, Evil Computer pass the attention to Cobalt Blue, Cobalt Blue asks everyone if they know who they are, Cigar asks him if he is one of Super Objects and a God, Cobalt Blue tells him he is right and tells everyone that during his time as a Super Object, he was able to gain knowledge of what it takes to become a Super Object, he tells them that one of the five Super Objects wasn't like the others and that Super Object was Artificially Created, Skull is shocked to hear one of the Super Objects is an Artificial Super Object, Cobalt Blue says he was there the night they became a Super Object and he knows what is needed, if they get the right ingredients, Cobalt Blue say they can have the powers of god, all will bow before their might and get their revenge on Computer, Evil Blood Bag asks Cobalt Blue what ingredients they need, Evil Computer says in order to create the substance powerful enough to turn them all into Super Objects, he then shows the ingredients, they will need: The Really Good Smelling Lotion, The Really Bad Smelling Lotion, The Really Neutral Smelling Lotion, and The Really Chaotic Smelling Lotion, the four lotions contain the powers the villains need, Evil Computer tells everyone their mission is to spilt up and find the lotions, once they are all found they will combine their energies together into an all-powerful substance that will turn them into true gods.

Evil Computer asks the others if they are all in to do the mission, everyone agrees and they start to do the mission, Evil Computer splits everyone up to get the lotions, He orders Airplane to get The Really Neutral Smelling Lotion, he then orders Skull and Cigar to get The Really Bad Smelling Lotion, and he lastly orders Cobalt Blue to get The Really Good Smelling Lotion that is all the way up in the sun, Skull asks Evil Computer about The Really Chaotic Smelling Lotion, he says he doesn't know where that lotion is, but has no doubt that Computer next competition tells them where it is, he then orders them to get the lotions and the other four villains all leave.

Except for Evil Blood Bag, as Evil Computer has a different mission for him, he tells him that there has been surges of evil around a beach area, Evil Computer sees that surges means that the Evil Cloning Machine is being used, but doesn't know who it is, he orders Evil Blood Bag to find the person and destroy them, he can't risk the person to interfering with their mission, Evil Blood Bag accepts the mission and leaves the Astral Plane to find the person.