Love Theme

The **Love Theme** is the theme song for *Perfect Hair Forever*. It was made and performed by the late-Eddie Horst. The song was used in the credits of the pilot episode of the series. The first half of the theme song reappeared again in both versions of "Muscular Distraction", which was performed and sung by Action Hotdog on a piano during the credits.

## Lyrics

* *You're a boywho was a man who is a tree. Perfect Hair Forever.*
* *In life there are sometimes consequences to the actions that a hero must face to the end of the universe. Watch out for bears. To them, you are spaghetti dinner. Perfect Hair Forever.*
* *Keep on f\*\*king Paris. Keep on f\*\*king Paris. Keep on f\*\*king Paris.* *Love,* *love,* *love. You're* *dead.* *But don't die. Go to the mountain where those people are. Perfect Hair Forever.*
* *Buy some things to bring them to the mountain. The mountain which does not exist.*
* *Fulfill your destiny. Do that thing to that guy. Play that trick on him.*
* *Pee-pee in the Cole. Old Chinese joke. Perfect Hair Forever.*
* *Recording this today at 2:30. Time for Dennis. Tooty hurty.*
* *The lights when out. It might be 2:40. Perfect Hair Forever.*
* *Dance. Dance.*
* *Dance all night. Get real funky. Funky-hot. Hot all night. Hot all night. Night, night, night.*
* *Night, all night. Night, all dance.*
* *Dance, Dance.* *Dance.*

## Additional Lyrics

* *Para noising, orgasm of adventure. In the Land of Gladness.*
* *Was that Space Ghost we saw earlier? Flying down on the ground in Japan. Die he die or was he just enjoy himself. In the land of the rising recedems.*
* *Happy holidays, Space Ghost.*
* *Enjoy your flight home. While we have golden adventures at you're expense.*
* *Because we have your credit cards. If you can see me now.*
* *You've noticed my expensive bell. Credit card number 47910734218 expires 207.*
* *My name on the card is your name. So, I am you. While you are on that long flight. Perfect Hair Forever.*

## Trivia

* Some of the lines from this song have either referenced or been mentioned in the series.
	+ The "Lights when out. It might be 2:40" line is most likely a reference to all of the lights in the forest going out in "Cat Snatch Fever."
	+ The "Mountain which does not exist" line was later mentioned by Gerald in "Tusk" when he claims that Tuna Mountain doesn't exist.
	+ The "Do that thing to that guy. Play that trick on him" line was later mentioned by Gerald in "Return to Balding Victory."
* In the additional lyrics, which are shown above this Trivia section, mentions the name of Space Ghost, in reference to his cameo appearances in the series. The Land of Gladness is also mentioned. It's currently unknown if this is the confirmed name of the land that the series takes place in or not. Additionally, these lyrics aren't actually heard in the series.
* The Dance section of the song plays at the end of the additional lyrics, but played at the end of the first section of the song as it was shorten in the pilot episode's credits.
* The "Keep on f\*\*king Paris" line was the last line sung by Action Hotdog in both versions of "Muscular Distraction."

## Videos

Perfect Hair Forever FULL theme ("Love Theme")Perfect Hair Forever "Moonsong"PHF Soundtrack