MG's Thoughts

Here are some weird things I write. If you're interested.

## MG Writes Some Songs And Failing That, Writes A Spooky Story

It's little thing called magic

It's a thing called Dizz Knee Land

It's a little thing called fun

and let's hope we don't get sued

We're going on a field trip

to a place called Dizz Knee Land

We're going on a school trip

Let's hope the teachers don't pass out

OH!

There'll be rides and caramel apples

There'll be fun for everyone

There's gonna be a miniature world

And a baby Orleans

WHAT-

You can grab a snack and watch the crowd

You can ride a boat

(Kagura: There's a suspicious amount of boats, if you ask me.)

So go get on that ferris wheel

and don't get eaten by a whale

(instrumental pause)

Osaka: Look out, a whale's gonna eat us! Quick, jump overboard!

Osaka: Dang, I really thought that would work.

Take your cat

and take your dog

Take your dad

and leave the phone

You won't need it where you're going

Yukari: What are doing, using a pay phone? Don't waste your money on that!

Tomo: Don't worry, it's not my money. It's Yomi's.

OH!

We're going to Dizz Knee Land

We're going to a place called fun

We're going to Dizz Knee Land

and let's hope we don't get sued

HEY!

(rockin' bridge)

So grab your coat

and get ready for fun

Wave your churro in the air

and don't fall off the boat

splashing sound

We're going to ride that sucker

We're going to nom that pie

(Tomo: What is it with you and food?)

We're going to bring our cash

and eat those jellybeans-

Yukari: NO YOU WON'T!

We're going to a haunted house

We're going to a magic castle

We're going to a place called fun

We're going to a place called Dizz Knee Land

YEAH!

music fades out

Osaka: Hey, anybody else realize that was basically free advertising?

Everyone: OOPS!

Why did I write that?

I'll probably change the name of the amusement park later.
(MG's Note: I worte this song after a discussion with my brother about what the characters from Azuamanga Daioh would do in Disneyland.)

You know what?

Songwriting's kinda fun.

That only took ten minutes to write that. I wonder what else I could write.

So, gather around, each and every one of you, and listen to my story

of how I avoided monsterious beings and

became known as the hero of glory

(“oh gag”)

I set out on foot one day, to go find my path

and then I stumbled across a large guardian

I just laughed

(“Wait, what kind of song is this?”

“I dunno, just roll with it.”)

He told me

“You know, you're a small little boy

If I wanted to I could pick you up like a toy

“But since I need

a helpful hired hand

“I'm willing to hire you

What do you say to that?”

And so I nodded my head

and shook his hand

and off I went

to a land of wonderous sorts

where-

“Woah! Hold on a minute!”

“Yes, what now?”

“This song sucks! I mean, how long did it even take you to write it?”

“Hey, I didn't write it! She did!”

“You can't throw me under the bus, I'm the creator!”

“But you did write it, yes?”

“Er..”

“Why are we all singing along to this horrible, awful song?”

“I don't know, that's the way it goes

in this strange land.”

“Oh, hush, all of you!

And I'll see what I can do!”

“Yes, do something fast!

I can't wait to get out of this-”

“Shut up! You two!

I'm the one singing this song!

You are both out of place

and I'll put you were you belong.”

“Fat chance, Mr. Singsong.

I'm pulling the plug on this project

and there's nothing you can do.”

“Ma'am, that doesn't rhyme!

If you ask me-”

There.

Those ungrateful little sky rats.

Anyway, what else shall I do?

**sudden change of atmostphere**
(MG's Note: To see what I wrote, check out "The Skull in The Woods")
Welp, that was dark.

/\_\; ?.? -\_- :O .-. :) :( >^.^< ToT

My dreams were nuts last night.

/\_\; ?.? -\_- :O .-. :) :( >^.^< ToT

The Dream of the Turquoise Fish

a story by C.S. Whatever

“I sure would like a nice juicy fish,” said the Walrus.

He picked up the turquoise fish and ate it.

How's that for a twist ending, huh? It's wasn't a dream, it was a nightmare!

….

Okay, I'm obviously braindead

googly eyes rock

ya know what I mean?

Uh-oh, I feel a singsong attack coming on.

OHHHHH-

**knocked offstage with a flower pot**

Thanks folks, and goodnight.

blurgh

## MG Tries To Figure Out How To Make People Give Her OC Links

Okay now what?

Now, childrens, we sing.

OHH

WE'RE GOING TO A PLACE CALLED FUN

WE'RE GOING TO DIZZ KNEE LAND-

Okay, fine! Fine! You win! Yeesh!

Uh, so anyways...

I have a monkey named Jojo.

I don't know why I told you that. It just seemed important.

I may need to go to sleep so I can get better ideas.

Nah.

It's only 10:20. Too early.

does Terminator impression

“Your links. Gib dem to me.”

You think that'll be effective when I ask the GGaDers to give me the links to their OCs' forms?

Maybe I should say:

“Give me the links and there'll be no problem. Don't give me the links and then we'll have a problem.”

or, what I think would be the most effective approach:

“If you don't give me the links, that'll be fine. But that means I'll have to scroll down all your old cringy posts from last year and I could possibly read them. Just saying.”

Yeah, that last one will do.

Other variations:

The Bully

“Give me all your GGaD links, punk!”

The Distinguished English Bully

“My good chum, if you know rightly so, you'll give me all your GGaD links. Otherwise I'm afraid I'll have to bash you in the head with this umbrella.”

The Southern Farmer

“Well, ya see here now, you gotta give me them links, or else aye cahn't write y'all's OCs in it, ya hear now?”

The Mojo Jojo

“Give me your OC links or else I'll turn Homebase into cheese! MWA HA HA!”

The Peril

“\*says nothing\*"

“\*just sets NF on fire\*”

The Darth Vader

“I know that several forms are somewhere in your Posts. I want to know what happened to the links for the forms you wrote. You are a part of the Papaya Alliance!”

The Gangster

“Next time, you'll have the links, see? Or else it won't be just your living room we re-arrange.”

The Song Parody Approach

“ALL YOU NEED IS LINKS

ALL YOU NEED IS LINKS

ALL YOU NEED IS LINKS, LINKS

GGAD LINKS ARE ALL YOU NEED”

“WHAT THE WORLD

NEEDS NOW

IS LINKS, OC LINKS

IT'S THE ONLY THING

THAT THERE'S JUST

TOO LITTLE OF”

The Simple Approach

“You have OC links. Me want links. Me have monkey. Monkey have dynamite. You don't give links, monkey use dynamite. Got it?”