The JH

The JH is a flagship UK (non-existent) television channel of that was launched on 11th June, 2015 as a dream channel. The channel was first named as "The JH" until around late 2020, being shortened as "**TJHE**".

## History

The JH first began airing on 11th June, 2015 and first aired some shows like "Secrets of the World", "Marble Show", etc

On ??? (unknown date), The JH started doing strange edits, weird audio problems, and explosions.

## Current Programming (no, I do not know the dates when they premiered sadly....)

### Original Programming

* HappyTown
* Marbles
* New Marble Show
* HeX|Demo
* The Stik Zone
* The Adventures of Lime Swirl

### Other Programming

* Philosophy's Zenith
* Lillian Plays
* Game On
* Advertise That
* New Marble Show
* Filmworld
* Are You Afraid of The Dark? (aired nightly until June 2021; airs Thursday and Friday nights at 11:55pm as of June 24th)
* Boo Bear: It's A Dog's Life
* Animaniacs
* Who Wants to be a Millionare?

## Ratings

The JH's most successful programs are:

* Jacob's Home - 99 million people watching around the US Dub
* New Marble Show - 116 million watching.
* HeX|Demo - 200 million watching.
* Lillian Plays - 996 million watching.
* Boo Bear: It's A Dog's Life - 1 billion watching weekly.
* HappyTown - 7 billion watching whenever it's on.

In December 2020, since its first run there, Animaniacs has the most successful run on TJHE, beating NMS reruns as well as HappyTown.

## Presentation

When The JH first signed on the air in June 2015, we see a laughably bad drawn "The JH" on a piece of paper, set around various scenarios. Despite it being new at the time, viewers said it was kind of unprofessional. When closing down, The JH even used a potato-recorded clock from BBC2 in the 1990s

In January 2016, The JH brought in their new identity, which involves.... just some saying "The JH" in the Gill Sans MT font. Before the Oh Yeah channel signs on, there are blue letters flying towards the screen (fancy seeing that at dead-on midnight, huh?).

Due to the not-so-great response some time later, they changed their identity in around December 2016, to The JH being superimposed on a black background with MORE potato-recorded stock footage being played.

So finally, in September 2017, The JH brought in their well-known "Circle Spin" idents, those including "Marble Run" (for New Marble Show), "Swing", "Book", "Logs" and "Water". The identity received positive feedback hence why it kept on going and over the years, more idents were arriving.

## Weekend Hijack

On Saturday 20th March, 2021, during a broadcast of Lillian Plays, a incidental hijack took over the show with a soap opera in place with a similar event happening to Kidimax. by a video pirate, better known as the Pincher. The Pincher showed a clip of an old episode of a soap opera called "As The World Turns". The same clip, which featured the character Betsy Stewart, and her father Paul and Uncle Dan, lasted 1 minute and 20 seconds, the same duration as the first incident on Kidimax, before an alert engineer took the clip off the air and returned to the scheduled program. The two incidents were talked about through Telelogue and JH News that night.

All of this happened after Jacob's supposed death during TRH 54.

## Power Failure

Throughout 3rd and 4th September 2020, all of The JH's networks suddenly glitched during an airing, thanks to Harmonica. This caused sudden interruptions, announcements and even early sign-offs. The sign offs on The JH, JH2 (now JH Yay), JH Circle and CJH were to trick Harmonica into thinking they're already glitched out. The following day, these channels remained off the air, as CJH and JH Listen all glitched out along with JH Player as Harmonica announces a virus having been added into the television centre networks.

On 5th September 2020, all of the channels signed back on the air with no difficulty, and Jacob announced who saved the networks (that being Lillian Alexia and Lime Swirl) and Harmonica tries to apologise claiming it was Remotica, and gets fired from the TV centre.