The Banished

## **Origins**

In the year 2782, a man by the name Teethsbrush was sent to the Banished Zone by the Time Police for unknown reasons. After being sent there he began to preach about an uprising that would lead to peace and attracted the attention of many followers. The first follower, Neondaböd helped Teethsbrush to shape the entire group. Some of the first followers became high ranking officers in his new group called "The Banished." It was the first of its kind, a faction. The faction's ranks steadily grew. Teethsbrush's thoughts of an uprising became a reality. In the process The Banished began to spread peace and prosperity to hopeless places like their new homeland The Banished Zone.

## **Major Battles**

#### The Battle of Xornon (From the Account of the Chancellor)

After a battle claiming Xornon, the 1st division returned to the Banished Zone to rest, only to find an attack on our home turf. The men are the lesser known gorbs, also known as edgelords by laymen. They attacked by using their telepathic abilities to sow hate into the minds of battalion. After a long battle, and reinforcements, the 1st battalion was victorious. At the end of the day, The Banished took Xornon, and defended their homes with xorbon rifles against the edgelords.

#### The Invasion of the Banished Zone (From the Account of the Propaganda Minister)

The gorbs had started to invade the Banished Zone when our army was at Xornon. Only 3 people were left in the Banished Zone when the attack started. The three held a truce and talked to the intruders. We were able to convince them to leave the Banished Zone as well as learn of a being known as the “Hot Dog Man.” This “Hot Dog Man” had influenced the gorbs to attack us. The gorbs left peacefully leaving us to wonder.. who is the “Hot Dog Man?”

#### The Goosnavic Army’s Formation and Destruction (From the Account of the Propaganda Minister)

The leader of the gorbs and a low ranking Banished soldier, (without permission from his higher ups), created the Goosnavic Army and a subsequent treaty. The goal of this new alliance was to bring peace to the quantumverse. Instead, it brought an age of chaos in which The Banished lost the Banished Zone and the newly acquired VX-9 to the Goosnavic Army, consisting of mostly gorbs. The Banished were then able to convince the traitorous soldier to disband the army and have them leave former Banished land with help from the returning Chancellor. The Banished Realm was filled with remnants of the Goosnavic Army, and eventually most fled. The Banished Realm would never be the same. With it being vulnerable from the previous attack the Cool Patrol now ready their defenses as well as gain more troops and strength to battle any future enemies who oppose them.

## **Miscellaneous**

#### Log from Recon Scout Commander

Scout Recon Commander, Captain of Lady Luck, Limnus Linger: 1st infantry division. The Banished. Final Log.

Archiver’s note: Subject’s ship contained residue of a Quantum Dematerializer. Probable cause of destruction.

Daily log 478

Quantum stealth generator showing signs of potential breakdown, currently inactive, will take to repair after assignment. Reconnaissance sweep of [Redacted] completed. Definite signs of a quantum xorb nearby within the last few days. Will scout  [Redacted] within the coming days. I suspect that, inaudible, shouts [log end]