Season 2 Episode 6

*DISCLAMER!!!!:* This is written in part second person, part third person, and part first person, so caution.

This episode is the Invade Spartan Nation Challenge.

Now the story. It is mostly written from Zane's P.O.V.

## S2:E6 Reverse Mohawk

### Director

Mia Thompson

This one of the next 2 in 1 day challenges. We were allowed a couple hours to rest, and regain our energy. Yaromir and Rinki were still trying to breathe correctly after they took the corsets off of each other. We were apparently supposed to go to Rinki's house and gather everything we would need for an invasion. Remy told everyone about spartan nation, and we were immediately energized to go check everything out. When we arrived at Rinki's house, we were told to split into two teams. The first team was called cream cheese, and the second was kvetchers. Cream cheese was Yaromir, me, Rinki, Danny, Joshua, CJ, Noah, and Alma. They were the ones who were actually going to invade everything. Everyone else was on Kvetchers. For some reason, Remy and Mia had the perfect stuff for invading something in their house. I grabbed like 7 tall sticks and handed them out to everyone. There were these two black swords that Mia had, and she gave one to Yaromir because he knew how to use one. Seth and Danny were the only ones who didn't use a traditional weapon however. They both had these awful quality instruments that they were supposed to destroy today, so they decided to use those. Danny had a tuba, and Seth had a trombone. Nice lethal instruments! Joshua actually found some wear spear in Remy's garage, so he used that. We got back on the leg bus looking like some weird funky turtle warriors, and decided to come up with a name for the army. After a bit of debating, we ended up going with the army of jpxfrd. It was strange to be named after like ten dead fishes, but ok. We finally arrived at Spartan nation, but Manny and Skyler left us. Joshua got a text that they were going to come back, but it would be a while. Cream cheese went through the front door as a distraction, and Kvetchers went through the back door. Us in cream cheese were asking the main dude who ran things there about how everything worked. Apparently, the entire place of Spartan Nation had a grudge against our dojo. It was supposedly because Mia's cousin, Joey, told a fake story of how him, Mia, and Remy were at uptown jungle. They saw Yaromir there for some reason and said hi to him. Joey hated him for whatever reason, and told the fake story of Yaromir slamming him into a wall wwe style during a game of tag. When Yaromir heard the story, he died laughing. Since the entirety of Cream Cheese had our dojo's shirts on, the spartan nation people knew who we were, and were ready to attack. The teacher at that place gave a weird signal through his hands, and everyone there took the punching backs off of the hooks and ran them toward us. Rinki and I were trying to get the little kids out of the way when me, Yaromir and Rinki got slammed into the wall by a bag. We pulled out our weapons, and started fighting them. The kvetchers team was supposedly to steal this random scroll that contained all of the challenges for the next series of them. They did actually manage to steal it, but not before thingsgot real funky. The spartan nation kids started chewing off pieces of the wall and using that to fight us. One of them made a lightsaber out of old powerade bottles and one other kid had another child on their back spitting out old gum at people. I understood why Rinki used to come back crying from this place. Just as most of cream cheese was all beat up and bloody, Manny and Skyler came in the place. They both turned their head toward the coach of the place with an evil smile on their faces and the teacher got scared. He went back with the other kids and started throwing soap at us. Manny and Skyler opended the big cases they brought with them and gave them to Danny and Seth. They picked them up and started swinging the tuba and trombone at people. Seth started pushing the slide in and out super fast and hit like 15 kids in the span of 5 seconds. They finally surrendered and we got to go home. We went back to the dojo and spent the night there. However, the terror did not end there. As revenge, while we were sleeping the spartan nation kids broke into the dojo and totally shaved CJ's head. Like not even the entire thing, just a line straight down the middle so he basically had a reverse mohawk. Luckily, he was about to shave his head. When we opened the scroll in the morning, our next challenge was a play. I prayed so much for it to be something easy that it felt like I had a reverse mohawk as well.