Inter-Dimensionl Hug - Transcript

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Chapter 33 - Inter-Dimensional Hug

Establishing shot of the inside of a forest, a bang noise is heard and Tim runs onscreen, looking terrified

Tim

“Oh glub, oh glub, oh glub!”

An energy beam soars straight past him

Tim

“YEEP!”

He speeds up, but ends up running into a corner, thanks to a massive boulder

Tim

“Oh yeah of course!”

He hears running noises

Tim

“OH COB! THEY’RE ALMOST HERE! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!”

He sees a bush right next to him

Tim

“Well...”

He dives in, immediately after, his pursuers are revealed. Radcliffe, Frida and Grey walk into the clearing

Radcliffe

“Where’d he go?!”

Grey

“Bruh, classic mango moment”

Frida

“That little pipsqueak is gonna get his hands removed!”

Radcliffe

“Er, pipsqueak? You do know who we’re chasing right? He’s older than us...”

In the bushes

Tim (whispering)

“Older? Who are they talking about?!”

Tim hears a quiet chuckle behind him, he turns around to see Warwick

Warwick

“Hello Tim”

Tim jolts awake in bed

Tim

“WAH!”

He looks around, it’s super late at night

Tim

“Oh... it’s like...”

He looks at a clock on his bedside table

Tim

“Two in the morning... great...”

Intro plays

Alex wakes up too, and yawns

Alex

“Ugh what time is it?”

He grabs his phone and turns it on, the brightness affects him

Alex

“GAH! Hecking- Ugh... 2:08 in the morning... what...”

He looks over to see Tim pacing across the room

Alex

“Tim, why are you up?”

Tim

“Oh, did I wake you up? Sorry, just had a HORRIFYING VISION!”

Alex

“Vision? What are you talking about?”

Tim

“Remember... Warwick?”

Alex

“Yes Tim, everyone remembers Warwick”

Tim

“Well... I might’ve gotten a vision of him running from the other sorcerers. He’s still on the run!”

Alex

“Yeah, I assumed that when you specified he was running. Sorry, why wasn’t this just a dream?”

Tim

“It felt so real! Like I was there!”

Alex

“Okay... what?”

Tim

“I mean I felt like I was there, and- WAIT! In my vision I tripped and bruised my knee, let’s see if it’s bruised!”

He pulls his pajama leg, sure enough his knee is bruised

Tim

“BOOM!”

Alex

“What?! Okay, this could actually be really important! We have to get you back to sleep!”

Cut to Malcom exiting the Randoms Elite elevator

Malcom

“I swear, if Tucker calls one more late night meeting-“

Muffled voice

“MALCOM! IS THAT YOU?!”

Malcom

“What the- who’s there?!”

Muffled voice

“It’s me! I’m trapped in the wall!”

Malcom

“Who’s trapped in the wall?! I don’t recognize your voice!”

Muffled voice

“It’s me! Lily Boyer!”

Malcom

“Oh Lily! That explains it, not used to you being here yet!”

Lily (muffled)

“Okay that’s cool... help!”

Malcom

“How’d you even get in there?”

Lily

“It was the toaster’s fault!”

Malcom

“Weird, alright, I’ll get you out of there, hang tight!”

Cut back to Tim and Alex

Tim

“Mmmmm”

Alex

“So uh... sleep?”

Tim

“HOW! How am I supposed to just fall back asleep after that- that- THAT INSANE-“

Alex hits him with a chair, knocking him unconscious

Alex

“He’s gotten through way worse, he’ll be fine... probably...”

Tim wakes up in the forest again, different area this time

Tim

“Oh HECK YES!”

He hears humming nearby, after following the sound he comes upon an open field, with a hill in the middle. The hill has a door crudely attached to it, and Warwick is working in a small garden

Tim

“Wow...”

Warwick

“Back so soon?”

Tim

“You live here now? Kind of a downgrade”

Warwick

“Ever since I was stripped of my powers, I admit... I’ve had to get used to the simple life, you could do with some simplifying yourself. Still living in a tower?”

Tim

“Yep! Bet you’re jelly!”

Warwick

“Hardly, more than one reason I wanted to tear it down”

Tim

“Oh right you’re evil. WHAT DO YOU WANT WARWICK?!”

Warwick

“I hear you’re training in magic”

Tim blushes

Tim

“HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!”

Warwick

“It’s not a secret... remotely...”

Tim

“Sad...”

Warwick

“Just- \*sigh\* just come inside”

He leads Tim to his hill house

Tim

“You’ve uh... yep, really downsized eh? What happened to the elite emperor of sorcerers, greatest enemy of Malcom Silva?”

Warwick

“When I lost my scepter, I lost my position as well. I’m no more a threat than Jameson at this point”

Tim

“Well I find that... slightly hard to believe, but... suuuuuure”

Warwick walks over to a fireplace and checks a big pot brewing over it

Warwick

“Still not hot enough, ah well... so, I suppose you’re wondering why I brought you here”

Tim

“Oh yeah kinda”

Warwick

“Well since you’re training in magic now, I want to share something with you... something very important, and potentially disastrous!”

Tim

“Okay, lay it on me, by the way I only like half trust you, so just a heads up”

Warwick

“It’s about the Ey-“

Tim wakes up

Tim

“Alex did you knock me unconscious?”

Alex

“Yep, update me”

Tim

“Yeah okay”

Back with Malcom, who now has a sledgehammer

Malcom

“Back up Lily, this is gonna pack a punch!”

Lily

“It’s gonna what?!”

Malcom slams the sledgehammer into the wall, breaking into it. Lily is free!

Malcom

“Boom!”

Lily

“Wow! Thanks Malcom! I be on my way now!”

Malcom

“Awesome!”

The door bursts open, Safety Ninja walks in

Safety Ninja

“Malcom-“

Malcom

“AGH!”

Malcom gets so startled, he trips and knocks into Lily, causing them both to fall through the floor in the wall

Safety Ninja

“I was gonna ask what the racket was... I’m trying to sleep... WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE NINJA?!”

Cut like seven floors below, in the wall, Malcom and Lily look around

Malcom

“Yep... this’ll be harder than I thought”

Lily

“Wait, how is THIS our first adventure together?!”

Malcom

“Right? I was expecting more deadly curses, mummy’s, and human sacrifice”

Lily

“So... like an ancient Egypt adventure?”

Malcom

“Nope, ancient Aztec”

Lily

“Ah”

Back upstairs

Tim is trying to fall asleep

Tim

“Y’know Alex, is probably go to sleep faster if you did some ambiance noises”

Alex

“Tim I’m not-“

Tim

“DO IT!”

Alex begins doing footstep noises, owl noises, and other nighttime noises

Tim falls asleep instantly

Alex

“That was almost creepily fast, okay...”

Tim wakes up in a pub

Tim

“Huh... not what I was expecting but okay... so where’s-“

A hooded person at the counter signals Tim

Tim walks over

Tim

“Warwick, is that you?”

Warwick

“Yep, no one else can see you”

Tim

“Why?”

Warwick

“Because you aren’t actually here dolt!”

Tim

“Oh, yeah I get that a lot. People say ‘because you aren’t actually here dolt’ all the hecking time!”

Warwick

“Really?”

Tim

“Yeah, all the time!”

Warwick

“Anyway, what I was trying to say about the Eye of Agoro. It’s being activated remotely-“

Tim

“Yeah I know, we thought you did it!”

Warwick

“No, I didn’t... the point is, the Eye of Agoro is a highly dangerous artifact, if left unchecked for much longer, it will begin the spread”

Tim

“The what?”

Warwick

“Forgive me, I forget you’re a novice in magic-”

Tim

“For your information, Tucker said I was getting better”

Warwick

“This tells me nothing... there is a way to destroy the Eye of Agoro, all you have to do is-“

The doors burst open, Radcliffe, Frida and Grey enter. Covered in mud, as it’s raining heavily outside

Radcliffe

“We’ve searched all day! Where is he?!”

Grey

“I’m losing interest by the second”

Frida

“Me too, I’m so tired of this!”

Radcliffe

“We have to kill Warwick! Just a few more days and I know we’ll find where he’s hiding...”

Grey

“Found him”

Frida

“What?”

They look over, spot Warwick sitting at the counter

Tim

“OH GOSH! THEY SEE YOU-“

Warwick

“I’ll handle it”

Frida

“We found him! WE ACTUALLY FOUND HIM! IT’S BEEN MONTHS!”

Grey

“So can we, y’know, \*clicks tongue while dragging his finger across his throat,\* Y’know I will”

Radcliffe

“Yes, let’s do it”

They all run at Warwick, who dodges expertly. Every attack, every magic blast, Warwick is unscathed. Eventually, he tires them out

Warwick

“You’ll get what’s coming to you soon you three...”

He turns back to Tim

Warwick

“There’s an island. It rises every New Years Eve, then vanishes again without a trace. Things that are placed there mysteriously disappear, never to be seen again... leave the Eye of Agoro in the central temple, before it begins spreading, or it falls into the wrong hands”

Tim

“That’s weirdly specific... how can I even trust you?!”

Warwick

“You can’t, but if you don’t... well, don’t forget who’s the magic expert here. Now that I’m powerless, and most likely going to die soon \*he indicates Radcliffe, Frida and Grey, who are starting to recover,\* what else do I have to do?”

Tim

“Well-“

Tim wakes up again

Tim

“HOLY-“

Alex

“What?!”

Tim

“Not yet! I need to sleep again! Knock me out-“

A chair slams into his face. Tim wakes up in Warwick’s garden. The door on the hill is wide open.

Tim walks inside, to see Warwick stirring up his pot

Tim

“Yo, double w, what’s the haps?”

Warwick

“The time has come. It’s time for me to face my fate. A similar fate to the emperor before me”

Tim

“So that means?”

Warwick

“Look... you know how to destroy the Eye of Agoro, follow my demands, stop the spread. Save the planet”

Warwick drinks the liquid, faint screams emanate from it

Tim

“What’s that?”

Warwick

“You’ll see”

He exits the hill house, Tim follows

Warwick just stands there, until Radcliffe, Frida and Grey jump out

Radcliffe

“End of the line Warwick! We’re ending this!”

Tim looks shocked

Cut to Malcom and Lily, still in the wall

Malcom

“Hmm... hey do you hear that?”

Lily

“What?”

Malcom

“I don’t believe it... BELLS!”

Lily

“And that means... what exactly?”

Malcom

“NICK! NIIIIIICK!”

Cut right outside the wall, Nick is mopping the floor

Nick

“Ho ho ho! Nothing like a totally out of nowhere swabbing session!”

Malcom (muffled)

“NIIIIIICK!”

Nick

“Uh, Malcom? What is it?”

Malcom (muffled)

“We’re stuck inside the wall!”

Nick breaks the wall with his head

Nick

“Boom, free!”

Malcom

“Huh... okay then... night guys!”

Lily

“Night!”

Cut back to Tim and Warwick

Warwick

“What are you waiting for?”

Radcliffe

“Just savoring the moment!”

Frida

“Is that fear is spy? WEAK BABY MAN!”

Grey

“I saw a man, he looked like a baby, like a tall guy, but he had a... a baby head...”

Frida

“Really? Was it that one guy who was into anime?”

Grey

“Yeah yeah, that guy!”

Radcliffe

“Guys! Way to blow the moment! Geez... whatever, let’s just destroy this punk!”

All three of them charge up their energy

Warwick

“Remember my demands... the Eye must be destroyed... I hope that at least... partially heals my reputation...”

Tim

“\*sigh\* I trust you... now...”

Warwick smiles, not sinisterly for once

Warwick

“Then I bid you adieu”

The three generals fire, blowing Warwick to smithereens. All that remains is a small pile of ash

Tim wakes up

Alex

“Whoa dude! What happened?!”

Tim

“Alex... Warwick’s dead...”

Alex

“Wait what! Really?!”

Tim

“Yeah... but he wasn’t... evil anymore? He told me about the real threat at the moment... and he also mentioned how to destroy it... me and Tucker are gonna talk tomorrow”

Alex

“What? Dude! What are you talking about?!”

Tim

“Oh right, guess I sound kinda weird out of context... well, sit down. This is one wild story”

Cut to the Hedge Realm. Angle on Tucker sleeping in his cabin. Then cut to his mountain vault. The Eye of Agoro flashes blue, then returns to normal.

THE END