Daniel Dan

As seen in Charborg's 'Ken Tucky Robs the World'

### Aliases

Ocean Dan, Bobby Bagum Booga, Mayor of Fishtropolis, The Water Bottle Man (?), John Cool, Double Dan, Dan², Jason Momoa, John Cox (Cocks?), OceanDanOfficalVEVO, Nad Nad, Bono, Fred, Cheddy Chester

## Occupation

### Other Affiliations

**Dan Dan** (Formerly **Dan Blizerian**) is one of Bucklington's characters on TwitchRP. Dan returned to the city in April of 2019 and left in June, returning again on March 29 of 2020, and is one of the core members of the Bitches.
Dan Dan is a slightly muscular, gruff-looking, man with a black bushy beard, usually seen wearing a slightly unbuttoned red long-sleeved polo shirt, basic grey shorts, shades, and a golden necklace around his neck under said shirt.

Under disguise (which he is not fond of using,) he wears a shirt with his character sprite sheet splayed on it under the guise of "John Cool." Unlike Fingle, he does not commit fully to the disguise, having the same voice and personality as his regular self, even in front of cops.

## History

Born in 1978, Dan Blizerian was raised by his father (probably Paul Blizerian) and first entered the city back in 2018. He was an affiliate of The Bitches before disappearing. On his second day back in the city, he was adopted by Fingle Dan to avoid being sent to prison, making him legally "Dan Dan." This also makes Dan technically brothers of Robot, Colin Bemmis, CJ, Donald Gluffawitz, and Ming Jingtai. This also makes him a cousin to Jean-Claude Van Dan. (Though, Jean-Claude refers to him as his uncle upon spotting his notorious clone in front of PD.)

After killing 3 people back in 2018, Dan attempted to commit suicide by driving his car off the pier- and returned a year later claiming that he spent a year underwater, trapped in an air bubble, and became the mayor of Fishtropolis. Down there, he also says that he married a "fish wife" and had "fish kids" with her and that he fought in the "dolphin wars." Fingle claims that he's delusional and just fucked a dead fish for a year, which Dan vehemently denies.

Dan Dan again disappeared not long afterward and was believed to have had a fatal encounter with Donald Gluffawitz in rural Louisiana, having allegedly been "turned into a water bottle" by Gluffawitz and thrown into the ocean. However, in 2020 he once again reappeared in the city claiming to have returned to his 'fish-wife' Cheryl (or Sherryl, it's never truly clarified which,) who he now implies to be a whale of some variety, though he has also contradicted this statement on other occasions. On one occasion he made a brief reference to hiring a fish of some sort to impregnate Sherryl on his behalf, something which may contribute to his reluctance to discuss his time in the ocean as openly as he had previously.

In an argument with one of Fingle Dan's alter egos, Ongo, in which Dan belittled his accent as being inauthentic, Dan makes reference to having "lived in Germany for 100 years". It is unknown as to the veracity of this information, but if true lends credence to the theory that Dan Dan may be regeneratively immortal at the cost of his sanity.

## Personality

Dan Dan is an abrasive and bombastic lunatic who, according to his therapist Nyx, has anxiety.

He's also not very bright. For a long time, he was basically illiterate, and this gave him away when he once tried to fool Fingle Dan into thinking he was in jail. Lately, however, he has been getting smarter, managing to form grammatically correct sentences on the phone where he previously could not.

Dan Dan also has a familial side, often pondering and talking happily during 2019 on the thought of his fish children and fish wife. However, in 2020, he often seems ignorant of or avoids talking about the ocean altogether, mentioning it to his friends one time about his wife's pregnancy. (His sudden return to land could also hint to a coping method to his now more powerful anxiety. during a robbery Dan contemplates how he could be sitting with his wife instead of doing crime, only to quickly dismiss the idea after breaking open the safe, hinting at a rift in their relationship. This is never exactly confirmed.)

If one thing's for sure, Dan has a big heart, especially for the people he cares about. His bombastic personality often allows him to try to help his friends escape, and despite being caught, and tries to keep an upbeat personality with the cops and people he feels good with.

Contrastingly, Dan Dan is also known to flip out and threaten the lives of those around him over basically nothing. (For example: When he threatened to shoot Stacie the mechanic during the Russian attacks, her wife while they were making the F1ngle, Jerry the Breaker while they kidnapped Forester, and the list goes on.) Though, most of these threats are to toy with them, and he often says that he was kidding, fitting his playful personality. (Though this can also be attributed to his cowardice, as pointed out by Robot when he calls Dan a "beta" when he's under pressure.)

However, when his friends are in danger, Dan will not hesitate to show genuine anger. (He has done so by flipping out on a cop (and friend,) George Geo during an intense chase with Fingle, shouting vulgarities like how he "killed" his dog, even if that was a lie, or when the green gang started to harass Jerry, causing Dan to run most of them over with their own car whilst shouting at them.)

## Relationships

* Best friend to Fingle Dan/ first adoptive son
* Jean-Claude Van Dan's cousin (regarded as his uncle)
* Brother to Ming Jingtai, Colin Bemmis, Donald Gluffawitz, Rob Otte, and 'CJ.'
* Father of 10-15 fish kids, with more on the way
* Married to a Fish Wife, Sherryl: *Mentioned during Dan's first return, Dan implies they share a genuine love for each other. When brought down to his lowest point during the Dan Morpher Arc, Dan attempts to go back to his wife by driving into the ocean, only to be saved by Sheriff Hoop at the last minute. After being brought to land, Dan breaks down, screaming "FISH WIFE" at the top of his lungs. At 2020 however, Dan seems to grow distant from the ocean.*

* Close friend to Jerry The Breaker: *Jerry and Dan speak to each other mutually, as both are members of The Bitches The two have great respect for each other, despite their past. Unfortunately, the two are fighters, with Dan being the one who likes brawling, leading for the two to duel on rare occasions. Despite that, the two treat each other closely when they have the chance to, such as Jerry refusing to leave Dan as the latter was crying over a dead friend whilst the cops where outside*

* As well as Ken Tucky and Doctor Valentine, who: *he had met during a surgery after George had caught Dan after falling off a crane. Dan had climbed the crane after using his "mouth gun" to threaten George into uncuffing him and failing to make the subsequent jump from the crane to a nearby building.The two seemed to have great chemistry as Dan and Valentine had a conversation about nuts, all the while giving Valentine a good time with goofy situations and making him laugh. Valentine then convinced George that if Dan Dan told a good joke, he would be set free, which luckily worked.*
* *After Dan Dan is released, he makes frequent visits to the hospital, often getting bandaged by other doctors, or, if with Valentine, having a conversation with them. Dan gives gifts to Valentine while the latter gives him bandages in return.*

## Trivia

* Fish wife is a Lauwiliwilinukunukuʻoiʻoi (Though more recent claims describe a whale)
* Dan Dan hates robots
* Dan Dan eats shells and rocks he finds on the ground and calls them "sea popcorn"
* His favorite restaurant is Pet CO
* Does not have a strong grasp on what "sex" is, claiming "Me and my dad have *secs*?"
* Is a code 10-96 on police scanners
* Has his own cologne named "Dan-Dan cologne"
* Has a backup a weapon called the "mouth gun", claiming "Nobody ever expects the mouth gun". He shot himself with this 3 times in the back of a police car. It has seen use at least twice in his attempts to escape police custody, once successfully (until falling off a crane minutes later) and once unsuccessfully (being tazed after taking a doctor hostage from within his cell).
* Favorite song is Lime in the coconut
* Dan has been preparing for a Russian invasion
* A horrible driver
* Dan was allegedly killed and 'recycled' into a water bottle by his adoptive brother, Donald Gluffawitz. Though he later survived death.
* Crawled out of a grave after he was buried by Fingle Dan
* Claims his grandma was killed by Fingle Dan
* It is suspected by some that Dan Dan may have superhuman regeneration, something that Dan has himself referenced, describing himself as "healing fast like Wolverine". This is further reinforced by his eventual return from situations widely believed to be fatal, such as driving a car into the ocean, being turned into a water bottle, and being buried alive, even disregarding his numerous explosions, gunshot wounds, and broken bones.
* Once attempted to heist the Epcot ball from Disney World
* He has himself stated that he has a small penis
	+ Less than 24 hours after this statement, he declared that he in fact has no penis, or that it is "retachable"

## Quotes

* "Ay baby" *-Literally all the time*
* "It's cause I'm ba-a-a-ad, and I got a small penis"
* "**FUCK**" *-To Fingle and the green gang out of nowhere, leaves immediately after*
* "Polay of the game" *-Whenever something epic happens*
* "They never check the mouth gun!"
* "I was just giving birth so I can eat the placenta" *-No comment*
* "It's like a flesh pancake" *-Referring to the placenta*
* "Oh you're sick- you killed Micheal Jackson!" *-Referring to Greg blowing up Micheal Jackson in an act of domestic terrorism*
* "I have tasted your cum, not my dad's cum quite frankly" -*Dan's reasoning on why Fingle is not his father*
* "I always wanted to kill the pope"
* "I eat dirt" *-Referring to what his I.E.D stands for*

## Moments

### **Media**

* Bucklington Unofficial VOD Archive
* VR Boy: The Doughnut Shop by Enevun
* ken tucky robs the world, by Charborgg
* Dan Dan GTA RP edited series and The Bitches by Dogman
* ay baby
* Dan Dan is unceasingly clumsy

## Gallery

Dan Dan goes rabid on a cop attacking JerryJerry and Fingle watch Dan play with a shopping cart from afarDan Dan and Jerry while Fingle and Rob Otte attempt to make the BitchesDan Dan unsupervised for around 20 secondsDan Dan's text to Fingle before failing a stuntDan Dan attacks the Fingle SedanDan Dan takes a mirror selfieDan Dan gets owned