Funposter Campaign

Winter Solstice: December 27th)

We start in the nation of Lemu, which borders the much richer nation of Segalu. Lemu is a landlocked kingdom, and its northernmost region is undergoing a civil war for independence. As a result, Lemu has been wracked by terrorism and civil unrest.
The players will be starting in the border town of Darmwise, which is known for its brand new international train station- a pleasant attraction meant to bring money to a region whose economy has been struggling recently.

Darmwise is named after a local mythical hero from centuries ago, Darmod the Wise, who supposedly helped to slay a mighty beast that had been terrorizing the region, although most scholars agree this was metaphor for plague or an invading army of some sort. Busking, or playing music on streetcorners, is a celebrated tradition in Darmwise The train station is a gamble to revitalize the town's dying economy.

Many of our characters have arrived by train, but others have been around for a while, busking (aka playing on street corners). In Darmwise, there is a music festival starting today.

Through chance, we see four different people go to the same breakfast cafe.

We are introduced to:

-**Snorri**, a humanoid puffin, who hails from islands in the far north of Cao Ma. A harpoon fisher by trade, she is also... a drummer. Played by **[NR].**

-**Tarren Barret,** a very unusual and laid-back man. He is a vocalist and song writer, played by **Kutto.**

-**Oliver**, an elitist, snobby rich kid who looks down upon all others, and a bassist, played by **Porkchop.**

-**Kurt Schmobain**, a secretive lead guitar player, played by **Cat Bountry.**

CAMPAIGN SUMMARY

Ok we formed the first ever band in this fantasy world, named Not Like This, and the band got a magical intelligent husky named Diamond Dog as their manager! They rose to fame, solved mysteries in various towns with names such as Yiff, and eventually we got a cameo from Prat! The heroes learned of a grave threat called the Great Serpent, and defeated it with the power of rock and roll! Also, Oliver got turned into a dragon from the waist down, and we met one of the Gods in disguise, Arguveh!

FINAL PLAYLIST OF SONGS PLAIGARIZED BY NOT LIKE THIS

-Beware by Death Grips

-Turned Off by Death Grips

-Take On Me by a-ha

-Another One Bites The Dust by Queen

-Hooked On A Feeling by Blue Swede

-Free Bat (renamed version of Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd with lyrics changed)

-The Man Who Sold The World (Nirvana cover)

-Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana

-Tribute by Tenacious D

-The Court of the Crimson King by King Crimson

-Roundabout by Yes

-Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits

Post-TF OliverPost-TF OliverSnorriTarren BarretKurt SchmobainFAT HUSKYNot Like This (canon, actually)Art by Cat Bountry!T-shirt bought from the venue of the band's first major performanceA disguised Arguveh, Goddess of Wisdom and CivilizationUnamused Priestess Gabby opening doorart by Porkchop!Unamused Priestess Gabby sipping some sacred MonsterAfter retrieving the Avatar of the Golden Serpent, the priests are overwhelmed by a flood of MonsterPriestess Gabby horrified at celebrationsYayFinal Boss: The Golden Serpent, defeated through the power of rock & roll (actual art is Progenitus from MTG)