Garfielf is Unbreakble: Episode 1

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Garfielf Is Unbreakable is the first episode of GIU to be released and is the oldest piece of GIU content. It features Higashikata Garfielf, who more closely resembles Garfield the Cat, Jokuyasu Nijimura (Jon) and Tony Macaroni. Due to the non-seriousness, shitposty and self-referential nature of the episode, it may or may not be canon.

## Summary

The episodes starts abruptly with Garfielf telling Jon that he is hungry and that they should get some of Tony's lasaga. Jon rejects Garfielf's request, stating that they have a murderer to catch and that there isn't enough time to eat. Garfielf doubles down, saying that there isn't any good in fetish shaming someone if his stand isn't fueled by Tony's lasaga. Jon gives in, but threatens to snap Garfielf's neck if he awakens to find another severed hand in his pants.

Garfielf calls out to Tony, demanding he give them a lasaga. Tony refuses, stating that the last time he had given Garfielf lasaga he had "fucking gutted his dog." Garfielf smugly taunts Tony about his deceased dog which prompts Tony to summon his stand, **[TONY MCFUCKFACE MCGEE]** (Canon name: Green Thumb) in retaliation. Garfielf, in turn, brings out his stand, **[CRAZY LASAGA]**.

Right as the conflict begins, Jon complains about finding a woman's severed hand in his pants as well as the current situation. Garfielf replies by telling Jon to go be An Hero somewhere else.

Tony gloats to Garfielf about the power of his stand to which Garfielf mocks Tony about his ignorance of the current situation. Tony fights back, proclaiming that he will not let Garfielf peform a Deus Ex Machina again. Garfielf tells Tony that he wanted Tony to think that. Garfielf then predicts what Tony will say next. "Beautiful Duwang you stupid fuck, stop dragging out this fucking scene. You're boring me to tears."

Tony proceeds to say those words, causing **[CRAZY LASAGA]**'s ability to activate. Tony's legs and body are then turned into lasaga and is finished off by a barrage of punches by **[CRAZY LASAGA]**. The episode ends with Tony lamenting his loss, saying that he is suppose to be the strongest in the universe and Garfielf replying "Great toe dah say. Coy soup ah."

## Transcript

The following Transcript is written in verbatim.

*Garfielf: Hey jonny boy, I'm hubgry. Let's go get some of that Tony's lasaga*

*Jon: Gosh darn damn it, Garfielf. We don't have time to eat. We have a murderer to catch.*

*Garfielf: What good is it gonna to do fetish shame someone if my stand isn't fueled by the power of Tony Macronies lasaga*

*Jon: I swear to god, garfielf. If I wake up to another decapitated hand down my pants again I'll fucxking snap your neck*

*Garfielf: (Shouting) Yo Tony fucking Machoromi and cheese, get me a lasaga. Jonny's starting to get on my pencil dick*

*Tony: Fuck you, no way. The last time I gave you my Tony's cheesy toes special you fucking gutted my dog*

*Garfielf: Oh, sorry about your dog. maybe if she got me my grub faster and stopped suckking on your tony's cheiiesy dick*

*Tony: You think I'll let you get away with that? NOOOOOOO. I summon my stand, Tony mcfuckface mcgee*

*Garfielf: Come on out, Crazy lasaga!*

*Jon: Oh for fucks sake, there's a womans hand down my pants and now this. Be are be, killing myself*

*Garfielf: Shut the fuck up newfag. Go be an hero somewhere else.*

*Tony: You think your Crazy lasaga stands a chance against my Tony mc dick cheese? hahahahahahaha I'll show you my true power*

*Garfielf: wgifiuefgfiwg;fcu. You dumb ass, don't you know what's happening around you?*

*Tony: Ohh no you don't, I'm not letting you pull a deux ex machina out of your ass again. This isn't naruto you faggot.*

*Garfielf: That's exactly what I wanted you to think Tony. Next you're going to say.*

*Garfielf: Beautiful Dwuang you stupid fuck, stop dragging out this fucking scene. You're boring me to tears. Is that right.*

*Tony: Beautiful Dwuang you stupid fuck, stop dragging out this fucking scene. You're boring me to tears.*

*Tony: AHHHHHHHHGAHHJJWGJHH*

*Garfielf: So coo da! I got you, your legs and body are now a lasaga! Go get him crazy lasaga!*

*Crazy lasaga: LAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA!*

*Tony: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I can't believe this, I'm supposed to be the stronmgest in the unvierveres*

*Garfielf: Great toe dah say. Coy soup ah.*

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