Golf Like A Pirate (Transcript)

This is the 32nd episode of Video Squadron: Gamerman.

One day, the Gamermen were over at a new mini-golf course that had just recently opened up on Coney Island.

Kasumi: This golf course looks so big.

William: It sure does. I usually do this with my mom, but it's good to play with other people for once.

Randy: I haven't mini golfed very much when I was a kid. In fact, whenever I did play mini golf, there were only two people I played mini golf with.

Ash: Who would they be?

Randy: Uncle Jack and Headbot. Well I suppose Headbot isn't a person, but I don't think saying a person and a robot sounds right.

Felicia: It was nice of Jeremy and Ruki to help out at the arcade today so that we could go to this golf course.

(Cuts to Jeremy and Ruki at the arcade working.)

Ruki: It feels good to get out of the lab and into the arcade for once.

Jeremy: After all that hard work with making those new robots, we certainly could take a break from that and do something else.

Headbot: I bet Randy will enjoy playing golf with someone other than Jack and I.

Jack: I will bet. He did say that he enjoys golfing with us since we're his family. But we were his only family and playing with the same people over and over again can get boring after a while. That's what he has said.

Vix: I never got a chance to do any golfing in Cyberspace.

Ruki: Is it because they didn't have golf in Cyberspace?

Vix: No, they do. I just never got to play it. Too busy causing trouble under Vira's orders.

Jack: I'm certain the guys really appreciate you helping out while they are away.

Jeremy: I honestly would like to go golfing sometime with Ruki.

Ruki: You would?

Jeremy: Yeah.

Ruki: That would be great. Maybe sometime when there is peace, we could go golfing.

Jeremy: Or maybe once we've finished with the robot series, we could go golfing.

Ruki: OK. ^^

(Back with the Gamermen.)

Ash: So Felicia, you say you've been playing pirate games for some while?

Felicia: Oh yeah. I just recently gotten that pirate game. It's called Ocean of Bandits.

Kasumi: Oh. I've heard of that game. Kind of reminds me of a game that that same company was going to make, but ended up making a game about a bird and a bear instead.

Randy: Oh yeah. Well, game development changes between the first idea and the final game. Does make me wonder what things would be like of those changes didn't happen.

They went up to the front window and Randy handed over some dollars.

Randy: Five players, please.

They then got a golf ball, each one matching their colors. Then they go over to the first course. Four polygores, one of each color, were watching them.

Pink Polygore: So the Gamermen like golfing, eh?

Purple Polygore: And the golf course is pirate themed.

Blue Polygore: Let's go see if Dr. Squeak has any ideas for monsters to destroy them.

Green Polygore: Yeah. That'll be great.

They start to leave, but the blue one trips on the bushes. The Gamermen heard the noise and wondered what it was. They look at the bush, but the polygores were out of sight.

William: Did you guys hear something?

Ash: I didn't.

Randy: Must have been our imagination.

Kasumi: How can we all imagine the same thing?

Randy: It doesn't matter. Let's keep going.

The polygores returned to the ship and met with Dr. Squeak.

Green Polygore: Doc, we've come up with an idea for your new monster.

Dr. Squeak: You have?

Blue Polygore: Yeah. We saw the Gamermen over at the new mini-golf course.

Pink Polygore: And it has a pirate theme to it.

Purple Polygore: Do you think you could send a monster that is pirate themed.

Gigalord: What are you doing, polygores?

Dr. Squeak: They just gave me this great idea for a new monster. Just give me a moment would you? (Goes to the computer and begins creating the monster. The monster soon was made.) I present to you, Captain Featherbeard.

(The monster is a skeleton parrot with blue feathers for a beard and wore a pirate outfit.)

Gigalord: Hmmm. I wasn't planning on using any skeleton monsters until Halloween, but I guess this works.

Featherbeard: Yo ho ho, I'm off to catch me some Gamermen. Argh, argh, argh.

The Gamermen had go though half of the golf course all the way up to the big pirate ship at the center.

Felicia: I can't believe we've made it this far.

Ash: I've always been a bit frightened with pirate ships. I always wonder if there are any pirates out to get me.

William: This is a mini-golf course, Ash. There are no pirates out to get you.

Kasumi: Let's just get this course done with and then move onto the next.

Ash: Alright.

(Hidden inside the ship was Featherbeard, who was waiting for the right moment to strike.)

Featherbeard: Hmmmm. I think I'll have a little fun with the Gamermen first.

Randy: (Swings and hits his ball.) OK, it's moving. It's moving. (Notices the ball starting to move to the side.) Huh?

Kasumi: Is the ball moving to the side?

(It then turns back.)

Ash: Now it's going back.

William: That doesn't make sense.

(Featherbeard was making the ball move in different directions. He laughed at this because he thought it was funny.)

Randy: Stop moving, ball. Go to the hole.

(It then does and lands in the hole.)

Randy: Wow. That.....was....weird.

William: I'll say. Now it's my turn. (Hits the ball, but it doesn't move.) What? (Hits it again, but nothing happens. He keeps hitting it and hitting it until finally, the ball flies into the air.) WHOA!

Ash: That ball is flying in the air?

(The ball then lands in the hole.)

Felicia: There's some sort of foolery going on here.

Kasumi: I wonder what will happen this time? (Goes up and sets her ball down, but it starts moving before she even hits it.) Hey, I didn't even hit it, and it begins to move.

Ash: I think somebody is making those golf balls move by themselves.

Featherbeard's Voice: Indeed there is. (Comes out of the hole.)

Randy: Ah. It's a monster!

Featherbeard: Featherbeard is the name, catching Gamermen is my game.

Randy: Oh yeah? Stopping monsters is our game. Ready guys?

Others: Ready.

Randy: Install Fighting.

William: Install Music.

Kasumi: Install Racing.

Ash: Install Jet Pilot.

Felicia: Install Fantasy.

(They transform into their rangers forms and began to fight, Featherbeard.)

Featherbeard: You won't be able to beat me. (Grabs Ash by the hook and throws him into the air.)

Ash: WHOA! (Spreads his wings out.) Didn't count on this, did you?

Featherbeard: (Knocks Kasumi away with his hook, then kicks Randy with his foot.)

William: You won't get me so easily. (Charges for Featherbeard.)

Featherbeard: (Kicks William with his peg leg.)

William: Oof!

Randy: By the looks of it, we may need Zujioh to help us with this one. Zujioh! Zujioh!

At the arcade, Zujioh heard Randy's cries and assumed his main form.

Zujioh: It looks as though I am needed. I'll get onto the case straight away. (Teleports to the mini-golf course.) Zujioh: Gamermen, how can I be of assistance?

Randy: Take care of that pirate monster.

Zujioh: With pleasure. (Draws his sword.) Alright, pirate. Time to say your prayers.

(Zujioh and Featherbeard did a sword duel. After some fighting, Featherbeard managed to get quite a number of scratches all over Zujioh's armor.)

Featherbeard: Argh, argh, argh.

Zujioh: My armor has been scratched. I must go and heal. (Teleports away.)

Ash: Oh no. Not even Zujioh can beat this monster.

From Vira's ship Rakohl saw what had happened.

Rakohl: That Zujioh just got beaten up by that pirate monster you sent, Squeak. I think I enjoy your work.

Dr. Squeak: Thank you, Rakohl.

Gigalord: See how good of a mosnter maker he is?

Rakohl: Yes I do.

(The Gamermen were struggling to fight with Featherbeard.)

Randy: This is one tough skeleton monster we are facing.

Kasumi: Such a powerhouse he is.

Featherbeard: Now to finish you. (Raises his sword in the air and attempts to strike the Gamermen down, but is stopped by Felicia.)

Felicia: I don't think so. (Begins fighting against Featherbeard fiercely.)

Ash: Whoa. Look at Felicia go.

William: She's taking that pirate out hard.

Felicia: (Goes into Gamer Knight mode.) Gamer Knight. (Continues battling Featherbeard until he falls to the ground.)

Featherbeard: Whoa. You were quite powerful, Gamer Yellow. But I'll make sure I'm prepared for when we next meet. (Disappears.)

(The Gamermen power down.)

Randy: You certainly knew what to do against that pirate.

Felicia: When you play Oceans of Bandits, you know everything there is to know about pirates.

William: Aren't you a bit worried about when he shows up again?

Felicia: Hey, I've got this in the bag. He won't stand a chance against me.

(Jake and Justin were at the golf course, too. However not to try and figure out who the Gamermen were, but just to gold for fun.)

Jake: Alright. I'm doing so much better than you are, Justin. This game is just too easy.

Justin: What do you mean? You've kept hitting the ball off the course and your points have been getting higher up.

Jake: Yeah. So? I'm beating you.

Justin: No you're not. You're losing.

Jake: Losing? How can I be losing? I've gotten 34 points already and you only have 19.

Justin: Yeah, but in golf, you'd be losing. Seriously, you've never played golf before?

Jake: Nope.

Justin: In golf, the lowest score is the best. You're suppose to have the least amount of points to win. It would be too easy to win if it was the highest score.

Jake: Oh. I didn't know that.

Justin: Well now you do. Now let's keep going and see if you can still beat me even with that high score.

Jake: OK.

(At the arcade.)

Vix: There was a monster attack at the golf course.

Headbot: Fiery Circuits! At the golf course?

Jack: Thank goodness Randy and the others are there.

(Zujioh then shows up all beaten up.)

Headbot: What happened to you?

Zujioh: That monster....He was just too powerful for me....

Vix: You can heal yourself over time, right?

Zujioh: Yeah....But....I may be out of commission for another week. (Turns into the star stone.)

Vix: Felicia was able to fight against the monster just fine. But I feel that this monster may be more prepared for the next battle.

Jeremy: Did Felicia use the Gamer Knight powers?

Vix: Yeah, but the monster still retreated then.

Up in the villains' ship, Featherbeard was being fitted with more gadgets.

Dr. Squeak: Are you giving him the powerful bat and cannon?

Blue Polygore: Sure are.

Dr. Squeak: And how about the extendable peg-leg.

Green Polygore: We're getting that in, too.

Featherbeard: Why didn't you give me all of these things to begin with?

Dr. Squeak: Sorry, they were just ideas that came into my mind after this battle. I would have given them to you earlier if I had thought to.

Featherbeard: Well, I just want to be able to defeat Gamer Yellow. The other four should be easy after that.

Rakohl: I could help assist in defeating Gamer Yellow with you.

Featherbeard: You? I don't need any assistance.

Dr. Squeak: And besides, Gigalord isn't quite impressed with you right now, Rakohl.

Rakohl: But I know Queen Vira will be happy to see me in the field. I haven't even encountered the Gamermen yet. I was also quite impressed with how you were able to defeat Zujioh. You must have some strength.

Featherbeard: Alright. You can help me out with this one.

Dr. Squeak: Oh man. I have a feeling Gigalord won't be happy about this.

Down at the golf course, the Gamermen were at their final hole. Jake and Justin had also finished their game.

Justin: Don't you see, Jake? Because you didn't know the rules, you lost.

Jake: Why are you complaining? You won.

Justin: Yeah, but you thought you were suppose to raise your points as high as possible. I feel that that game was unfair.

Jake: How about we grab ourselves a couple of milkshakes?

Justin: OK then.

(They go over to the stand.)

William: Alright. Let's see who can get this one. Hopefully, there will be no pirate trickery this time around.

Randy: Alright. (Gets his ball set up and hits it, but it doesn't go all the way.) Oh darn. It didn't make it. (Goes over to it and hits it again, but it doesn't roll into the hole. After a few tries, he did it.) Phew. I thought I'd never do it.

The other Gamermen then began golfing at this last hole, too. It took them a different number of hits. It took Randy 5, William 3, Kasumi 9, and Ash 6. Finally, it was Felicia's turn.

Kasumi: Just try not to do as badly as we did, Felicia.

Felicia: I'll do my best. (Sets her ball down and then hits it. The ball rolls for a while to the hole, but stopped right before it fell into the hole.)

Randy: Oh dear.

William: Well, two isn't so bad.

(But then the ball falls in.)

Ash: She did it.

Kasumi: It just took a while for the ball to realize where it was.

Felicia: Alright. So what's the score.

William: Let's see. Randy got a 34, I got 30, Kasumi got 35, Ash got 31, and Felicia got a 27.

Felicia: Wow. So I won the game.

William: That's what the score says.

The Gamermen went over to the snack bar to get some milkshakes to celebrate their game.

Randy: That game was fun. It was great to be playing with some friends for once, rather than just with my uncle and robot helper.

Featherbeard and Rakohl were close by. They saw the Gamermen enjoying their milkshakes.

Featherbeard: If Gamer Yellow won the golf game, I wonder how better she'll be at battling me?

Then, both monsters came out. Everyone saw them and went somewhere to hide. Jake was still drinking his shake, however.

Justin: Jake, what are you doing? There's a monster attack.

Jake: I'm not finished with my milkshake yet. (Drinks more of it.) Now, I am finished.

Justin: (rolled eyes)

They then went into hiding like the rest of the civilians. But the Gamermen stayed out.

Randy: You again?

Ash: And who is this? Another monster?

Felicia: Actually, he looked a little like Zujioh.

Rakohl: Hello, Gamermen. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Rakohl. Vira's strongest soldier.

William: We've heard all about you.

Kasumi: But we're not letting you defeat us.

Randy: Let's go. Install Fighting.

William: Install Music.

Kasumi: Install Racing.

Ash: Install Jet Pilot.

Felicia: Install Fantasy.

(They transformed into their ranger forms and they began to battle. Both villains were quite hard to beat. But like before, Felicia was able to fight Featherbeard really well.)

Featherbeard: You still seem as strong as ever, Gamer Yellow. But look what I got since our last fight. (Gets out his bat and attempts to hit her with it.)

Felicia: If you have a bat, then I have a ball. (Uses her fist to smash through the bat.)

Featherbeard: What?

Felicia: Don't you see. I know your abilities.

Featherbeard: That wasn't even a ball. (Gets out his cannon.) I'll show you a ball. A cannon ball. (Blasts the cannon ball at Felicia, but she grabs it before it hits her.)

Felicia: Right back at you. (Swings the ball back and it hits Featherbeard.)

Featherbeard: OOF!

Darktail: (Arrives) Time to give this pirate a bit more strength. (Strikes Featherbeard with her tail lightning, making him grow giant.) Now to do the same for Rakohl.

Rakohl: No need to. I can do it myself. (Grows giant himself.)

Randy: We need to call for Gamer Master.

(The Gamer mechs were launched and Gamer Master word formed.)

Randy: Gamer Sword.

(The sword appeared in Gamer Master's hand, and it when towards Rakohl and Featherbeard.)

Rakohl: (Gets out his own sword.) Let's see how you handle this. (Attacks Gamer Master with the sword.)

Kasumi: Man, Rakohl is a tough one.

Rakohl had made a few more hits at Gamer Master. Then it was Featherbeard's turn.

Featherbeard: (Aims his cannon at Gamer Master.) Keep him busy, I've got this.

Felicia: Oh no. He's going to aim at us.

Randy: Oh no he won't.

Gamer Master: (Pushes Rakohl in front of the cannon as it fires and it hits Rakohl instead.)

Rakohl: OW! (Falls to the ground.)

Featherbeard: Oh no!

Rakohl: Queen Vira won't be happy about this!

Featherbeard: I was aiming for the Gamerman. I'll just try again.

Felicia: I call for Gamer Pegasus and Gamer Unicorn.

(Gamer Pegasus and Gamer Unicorn arrived and began attacking Feather Beard.)

Featherbeard: OOF!

Gamer Pegasus: Did you call for us?

Gamer Unicorn: We'll be happy to help you out.

Gamer Pegasus flew into the air and zoomed quickly towards Featherbeard and knocked him over. Then Gamer Unicorn blasted energy at him.

Rakohl: Whoa. Who do you think they are?

Ash: They are Gamer Unicorn and Gamer Pegasus. Additional mechs for Felicia.

Felicia: Alright, Unicorn and Pegasus, now take on your sword and shield forms and help us to defeat this pirate.

Gamer Pegasus: Will do.

(Gamer Pegasus and Gamer Unicorn take on their sword and shield forms and Gamer Master stood ready for Featherbeard.)

Featherbeard: Time for another cannon ball. (Fires it at Gamer Master, but it gets blocked off by the shield.)

Felicia: Time to end your pirating. Knight Finisher!

Gamer Master: (Slashes at Featherbeard, destroying him.)

Felicia: Alright. The pirate is no more.

Rakohl: Curses. We'll meet again, Gamermen. (Disappears.)

Ash: Rakohl got away.

Randy: Don't worry about him for now. We've gotten the monster taken care off.

Later on, the Gamermen were leaving Coney Island after having finished their milkshakes and were heading back to the arcade.

Felicia: I feel really good about myself, today. I managed to win a golf game and defeat a monster.

William: Looks like luck was on your side today, Felicia.

Kasumi: It was for all of us. Especially during that monster attack.

Felicia: Anyway, I was wonder if you guys would like to play Ocean of Bandits when we get back?

Randy: Sure. I'd like to try that out.

Kasumi: Me, too.

Ash: I haven't played that game, but I suppose I could give it a try.

When they got back to the arcade, Felicia got the game out and put it into the game console and they took turns playing the game. They all seemed to enjoy this game. Especially Felicia. Anytime the others had a question about the game, Felicia was always happy to answer. Over at Vira's ship, Rakohl had returned.

Gigalord: So I heard you went out to help that new monster, Featherbrain.

Dr. Squeak: That's Featherbeard.

Gigalord: Whatever. And you couldn't even defeat the Gamermen when working together.

Rakohl: We did pretty well until Gamer Master pushed me in from of his cannon and I got hit instead. Then some strange horses came by and they turned into a sword and a shield. Then just like that, Featherbeard was beaten.

Gigalord: You're considered the strongest soldier, and yet you allowed yourself to get hit with a cannon ball.

Rakohl: I didn't allow it, they pushed me.

Gigalord: Ugh. Why did you have to come into the picture? Why couldn't you have just stayed in Cyberspace?

(Cuts to a scene of Felicia on a pirate ship.)

Felicia: I, the fearless Captain Felicia am sailing through the seven seas. My crew and I have been on the hurt for buried treasure. (Her crew are Randy, William, Kasumi, and Ash.) But what is that? I see another ship coming towards us.

Ash: Captain Felicia, what shall we do?

William: They may be friendly.

Kasumi: (Looking through her telescope.) They don't look like it to me. (She sees Featherbeard and a band of polygores.) They look nasty.

Featherbeard: Fire the cannons.

(The cannons from the other ship fire at their ship.)

Felicia: They are attacking us. We must attack back. Fire the cannons.

(The cannons started firing at each other until Featherbeard's ship started to sink and he and the polygores were now on row boats.)

Featherbeard: I'll get you for this, Captain Felicia.

Felicia: Once again, we have defended our ship. Now to find that treasure to fulfill our goal.

(Cuts to Felicia sleeping in bed, as the pirate ship fighting was just in her dreams.)

To be continued...