Cars 4 Scene: Tristan Racewellski's Past

This Scene Was Unfortunately Released On September 22nd, 2021. It Takes Place After Tristan Ripoffwelski Scored A Mickey Mouse Win. In The Scene, Tristan Racewellski Bugs A Reporter And A Crowd Of Cars About The Fakeness Of This Movie.

## Analysis

The Scene First Shows Booze Drunkmirez, Mickey Mouse Storm, Ryan Inside Laney, Mickey Racelott, Gogo Logano, And Danny Bro Driving Towards A Crowd Of Cars In Faketory Lane. Then, A Reporter Asks Tristan Ripoffwelski About How He Won. He Tells Him That He Wants To Get Out Of This Fake Movie, But Is Trapped Inside It. He Is Forced Into Telling Everyone About His Past, Which Included That He Was The Best Hot Wheels/Nascar Collector Ever. He Also Breaks The Freaking Fourth Wall And Says He Is A Youtuber Who Almost Ruined His Reputation Making This Garbage Movie, But Got Redeemed By His Ramp Racing Series. He Also Talks About Awful Von Bratken, Who Was A Brat And An Awful Antagonist. Then Suddenly, He Established That He Nearly Killed Himself When He Was A Teenager Due To Constant Bullying From Clark Hughss, As Well As The Injury Of His Best Friend And Death Of His Grandparents. He Luckily Lived And Everything Got Better, As His YouTube Channel Hit 100 Subscribers, And He Got To Meet His Brothers And Watch Joey Logano Win The Championship Again, And Is Here To Tell The Story, Whether You Like It Or Not. He Also Talks About Being A Canadian Soon To Hopefully Be Celebrity. He Also Explains His Impressive Collection. I Am Glorifying This Scene Because The Original Was So Horrible That It Should Be Erased From Existence Along With The Rest Of This Movie.

## Transcript

Jackson Storm: HOW DID I NOT WIN! IMPOSSIBLE!

Cruz Ramirez: That's Because This Movie Cares About New Red Shirts And Weak Protagonists/ Antagonists.

(Camera Cuts To Rachwalski And A Reporter)

Reporter: Hey Tristan, What Happened Throughout Your Life?

Tristan Rachwalski: Guess What, I Am The Best Hot Wheels Collector And NASCAR Collector Ever! Ever Since I Was A Kid, I Collected Thousands Of Diecast Cars, And I Have Lots Of Rare Ones. I Am Unfortunately Trapped Inside This Stupid Movie With No Way Out.

Reporter: How Has Your Life Been Over The Last Two Years?

Tristan Rachwalski: Well, January To May Of 2021 Was Great, I Got To Collect More Of My Cars, And Graduated From Middle School, But After That, My Life F@#%ING SUCKED. Well Except My Visit To Daytona Which Rocked. I Had To Deal With My Grandparents Dying, My Girl Being Injured, While Being Constantly Bullied By Clark Hughss, Who Wanted Me Dead And S#!t, So F@#k That Pathogen! I Hope I Never Meet That B!%©h Again. He Nearly Caused Me To Commit Suicide, But I'm Here To Tell The Story And After May Of Last Year, I Have Prospered! I Was Able To Hang Out With Both Of My Brothers Again, While Also Fixing My Youtube Channel From The Mess It Was Previously, Like Seriously, Annie Von Broken, NO! More Like Ramp Racing Season 1! Joey Logano Even Won The Championship, And He Is Freaking Awesome! So That Is My Life Story Everybody. I Hope To Become The Most Famous Canadian Since Justin Bieber!

(Applause)

Female Brat Car: What GARBAGE!

Male Brat Car: Well What Do You Expect, He's Canadian.

(Applause Fades)

Nitro9: Way To Go Man! You Rock

Gogo Logano: Rachwalski, F@#K YEAH! He's Going To Be The Best Youtuber Ever!

Tristan Rachwalski: PLEASE SIGN UP FOR RAMP RACING EVERYBODY!

## Trivia

* This Is A Mostly True Story, Well, Except For That Profanity, Because Tristan Rachwalski Cleans His Mouth.
* Tristan Racewellski Is A Creative, But Retired OC, So I Now Go Under The Name Tristan Rachwalski.
* GUESS WHAT.
* I LIKE NASCAR