John Fortnite

John Fortnite as a rare survivalist.

John Fortnite

"*JOHN FORTNITE MY HERO*" —bigdav188, Twitch Chat[src]
"ayo fortnite man" - Donald Duck
"Jhon, as in THE Jhon Fortnite?!?" - Barack Obama

## Physical appearance

john fortnite will always be a handsome fella, in a survey conducted by Epic Games, almost 90% of all teen girls have had a celebrity crush on John Fortnite the III.

## Biography

### As Kennedy (1946–1963)

John F. Kennedie was a Congressman for Massachusetts from 1947 to 1960, when he became the 35th president of the United States before his assassination in 1963. After his assassination there have been many buildings and monuments named after him, like the John Fortnite Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and the John Fortnite Kennedy Airport in Tilted Towers.

### Fortnite (2017)

Through unknown means, Kennedy returned in the 2017 game *Fortnite* as **Jonesy**, a soldier featuring on official art. This incarnation of John eventually became a member of the Johnmen, representing Fortnite as a whole.

### 2021

#### February

John Fortnite joined forces with Amazon Toad Guy, Barack Obama, JOE BIDOME, COKSLUSHER, and Taco Bell to build a burrito-type LEGO rescue helicopter to rescue a fallen Raysfire from Shud City's river. Fortnite took pride in only taking an eternity of thirteen seconds to build the helicopter. John Fortnite gets married to his former enemy Barack Obama

#### March

By March 2021, the Shudheads celebrated a day called John Fortnite Day. On Burger Day, John was seen eating a Burger by John Christmas, Rays' Taxes, and JellyJams, confusing members of Twitch Chat into thinking that it was already John Fortnite Day.

### May

John Fortnite

mmmmmmmm

**April**

John Fortnite enrolls into Princeton University, NJ. Shortly after he gets a expulsion from the school after having an intense build battle with John Cena. He had a fight with known impersonator of Jetru, named Benny Bullet, who did not survive his injuries.

#### May

On May 21, EnderBoi uploaded the video *john fortnite becomes john undertale*, where John Fortnite formed a Fusion with friend and fellow Johnman John Undertale.

#### June

John Fortnite joined *Team Fortress 2* on June. After that he met big Russian guy. The heavy helped him escape to Fortnite. John Fortnite told me that the TF2 collab would come out in 2045. 22.

### 2100

John Fortnite faced off against a time-traveling Raysfire from April 2021. Fortnite was eagerly greeted by Twitch Chat, being compared to Red Fortnite Alcon, and enjoyed Lagless Nogginternet.

### 2001

John Fortnite got his memorys erased by john minecraft

### 2023

Johnmen Fortnite is currently enrolled at Univeristy of Iowa majoring in Actuary Sciences. He plays trombone in the Hawkeye Marching Band. He performs such classic hits such as the metallica.

### 2026

John Fornite gets expeled from the University of Iowa after commiting arson. In rage, he blows up the whitehouse, greatly wounding Boe Jiden and Barack Obama. He was taken into custody by Jon Pringle. he can no longer perform the metallica, such.

## Personality

He is well known as being a socialist. jOhn Applesauce once said "mmmm fornte". Delisiouc

## Relationships

* Rose Kennedy - Mother
* Joseph P. Kennedy Jr., Robert F. Kennedy, Ted Kennedy - Brothers
* Rosemary Kennedy, Kathleen Cavendish, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, Patricia Kennedy Lawford, Jean Kennedy Smith - Sisters
* Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis - Wife
* Arabella Kennedy, Caroline Kennedy - Daughters
* John F. Kennedy Jr., Patrick Bouvier Kennedy - Sons
* Three grandchildren

Political contemporaries (as Kennedy)* Dwight D. Eisenhower - Presidential Predecessor
* Lyndon B. Johnson - Vice President and Presidential Successor
* Johnmen
	+ John Christmas
	+ John Undertale
* Shud City
	+ Raysfire
	+ Amazon Toad Guy
	+ Barack Obama
	+ Taco Bell
* Burger - Food
* Twitch Chat
* EnderBoi
* *Team Fortress 2*

Acquaintances* Rays' Taxes
* JellyJams

## Speculation

### Assassination

The standard timeline has John F. Kennedy killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, but he has some different deaths in different timelines. It's currently unclear if any of these different deaths apply to the Flobbies Timeline.

In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Kennedy was killed by the Winter Soldier on the orders of HYDRA. This could possibly help explain his transformation into John Fortnite.

### Johnson clan

John F. Kennedy's vice president and presidential successor was Lyndon B. Johnson, a possible member of the Johnson Clan. Thus, Kennedy may have been a "John" selected as president to prepare the office for Johnson's ascension. The Johnson Clan perhaps learned to prepare the presidency for one of their own after Andrew Johnson's failure to become beloved by the people

John Fortnite has made a number of appearances in other Video Game universes.

## Affiliation with The Living Tombstone

John Fortnite is in no way affiliated with the music-based YouTube channel The Living Tombstone.

## Affiliation with Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon DIDNT make sponge bob I think.

## Your Mom

he did your mom in the great year of 19 on 8.

### Hungry Hungry Hippos

Mr. Fortnite was once very hungry. His close friends told me he was like the classic hit game, hungry hungry hippos.!!

## Notes and references

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 A Rays has fallen into the river in Shud City
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 The Biggest Clutch of My Mario Maker Career
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 john fortnite becomes john undertale
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 *John Fortnite TF2*
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 We single-handedly revived this forgotten about Nintendo enemy.
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 This is the future of Mario Maker versus mode.