Jingo

*This is the second time that someone warps in from the past and becomes a 'Stormer, after Dog Soup, of course. He is Technician Third Grade Lester Church, to who we give the handle of "Jingo", because he's a bit of a jingoist. He's an American soldier from World War II, and according to the official U.S. military records, he went M.I.A. in battle and was never found. From what we deduced on how he showed up and the way he described it, he entered a temporal anomaly, similar to Dog Soup, and ended up in our time period. He drove up to the Festival Site in his Magnum Wallace MB, wanting to know exactly what's going on and all that. We had to sit the guy down to explain everything, and good old Dog Soup himself was brought in to help him get up to speed. Seeing no other option, Jingo joined up with MotorStorm, and Mash was kind enough to let the guy race with us. He once actively fought the Germans and the Italians on the island of Pandrosia, but he surely doesn't remember the island like it once was.*
*"U.S.A.! U.S.A.!!" - Jingo*

**Lester Church**, also known as **Jingo**, is a 'Stormer OC created by JustAlex93, based on an idea by The Cherrybomber.

An American WWII soldier who gets warped into the future, similarly to a certain ex-bootlegger. Unlike said ex-bootlegger, Jingo is quite stubborn about adjusting to modern times, and actively antagonizes German 'Stormer Barry von Stahl for his nationality.

Though he does have problems adjusting to the modern times, Dog Soup, Sarge, Trigger Finger and The Legend try their best to keep Jingo from doing something truly stupid. Other than that, he openly tells people about his stories about being in active combat on the island of Pandrosia in 1944.

## Vehicles

### Return to the Wild

#### Pandrosia

* Magnum Wallace MB (Main Vehicle)
* Mojave Slugger (Secondary Mud Plugger)
* Falfer Lynx
* Patriot Thunderchief
* Magnum Extortioner
* Voodoo Sandcutter
* Ibex Bushfire
* Lunar-Tec Anansi
* Mojave Mud Crow
* Glendale Primus (RoadSlayer)
* Glendale Serpent
* Glendale Surrogate
* Magnum Wallace Pickup
* Castro Robusto
* Falfer Road Eagle
* Bluebird Nixon
* Patriot Blackfoot
* Falfer Vindicator
* Bluebird Lightweight GT101
* Bluebird Lightweight GT-101 Aero
* Bluebird Tantive GT
* Mohawk Indiana
* Mohawk 66
* Bluebird Atomizer
* Bluebird Tantive LM
* Falfer Imperial
* Patriot Townie
* Glendale Hammershark

#### Fendrana

* Mojave Slugger (Main vehicle)
* Monarch Sparrowhawk
* Falfer Imperial
* Magnum Butch Wagon I
* Patriot Diva Safari
* Atlas Ma Deuce
* Magnum Cadet
* ANK Mk. 38
* Ron Geare Big Bertha
* Bluebird Progen
* Bluebird Crusader
* Clydebilt Minotaur
* Voodoo Sandcutter
* Ibex Bushfire
* Mojave Mudcrow
* Castro Robusto
* Patriot Blackfoot
* Mohawk Indiana
* Mohawk 66 (Desert Sled)
* Ron Geare Reptile

## Quotes

### Return to the Wild

#### Pandrosia

* *"Blow it out your barracks bag, ya 'Kraut sonofab%\*#@!"* - Insulting Barry von Stahl
* *"This island is different from when I was here seventy-three years ago, and even after they explained everythin' to me, I still wonder what in the almighty's name happened!"*
* *"The military thinks I went M.I.A. in 1944. It all happened when the men in my squad were wiped clean out by enemy chatterbox fire. It was just me and my good ol' Wallace MB, and I was surrounded by them 'Kraut sons-o'-b\*#^@!$. I was gonna take as many of em' as I could to hell with me!"*
* *"Them Mud Pluggers are mighty fine machines, but not quite like my old Wallace! Speakin' o' which, the nut busters aboard that carrier are fixin' 'er up so I can race 'er!"*
* *"I don't get the point a' drivin' all them foreign cars! I prefer to stick with good ol' American steel, to represent my American pride!"*
* *"It's gonna be latrine duty for you on the carrier if you mess with me on the track, private!"*
* *"I think it's as cool as a cucumber that this Festival has an actual aircraft carrier. Plus, it's bigger than the ones I'm used to!"*
* *"None of the women 'round 'ere really catch muh eyes. In short, I ain't doll dizzy."*
* *"What's a Brit like you doin' with a Russian car?"* - asking Landslide about his Rasputin Alkonost-B
* *"Y'know, Rich, I always wondered what it would be like to drink moonshine. Maybe you oughta consider brewin' some?"* - Asking Dog Soup about moonshine
* *"As convenient as those flappy paddle shifters are, I prefer a good ol' stick myself!"*
* *"You really oughta try the burgers at BurgerStorm, soldier; They're really good! Mm-mmm!"*
* *"I'll show ev'ryone what me n' my Wallace can do!"*
* *"You need to shut your piehole, ya Jerry!"* - Insulting Barry von Stahl
* *"Don't you take sides with that Jerry, ya stupid Swede!"* - Talking back to Mattias Nilsson
* *"I don't appreciate you stealin' my Wallace, ya rotten bum!"* - To Jerry The Repoman
* *"Disrespectful gremlin, I oughta smack ya silly!"* - To Jerry the Repoman
* *"Oh, yeah? My American cars can beat your dumb Japanese scrap-piles!"* - Responding to Lord Xylem's taunt
* *"What in tarnation did ya do that for?! It's latrine duty for you on the Carrier, soldier!"* - After being table topped by the player
* *"**YEEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!!** Ow, ow, ow, ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!! Ugh, God! I'll get you for that, you son of a b@#$%!!"* - After getting kicked in the groin by the player
* *"So, you're the fathead that's been encouragin' others to play these stupid pranks on everyone and doing all sorts o' reckless stunts!"* - To Monjafetta
* *"Yeah, well you're just a bad influence, maggot! If you were in my unit back in the day and you tried to get others to play pranks on each other, you woulda been court-martialed!"* - To Monjafetta
* *"Look at that Cromey, snapping his cap at anybody who doesn't do things the way he does it! He's pathetic!"*
* *"Who are ya callin' a skitstovel?! It's an established fact that ALL Germans are Nazis!"* - Arguing with Aspen Nilssen
* *"Outta my way, you Japanese jerk!"* - Mistakenly calling Ryo Kyung-Su a Japanese while insulting him
* *"Japanese, Korean, what's the difference, then?! You Asians look a lot o' the same!"*

#### Fendrana

* *"That Mk. 38 is one mean machine! It's more of a machine than any other thing I've driven before!"*
* *"The way those Phannie weirdos deal with people who run their guys over reminds me of them 'Kraut sons-o'-b%\*$#@es; the track becomes D-Day!"*
* *"I hear the Mojave Slugger's one of the seven most iconic vehicles in MotorStorm. When I drove it, I could see why! It's a fine piece o' work, 'specially in the mud!"*
* *"So, I hear the M.R.A.'s thinking of using one of them abandoned Soviet aircraft carriers as a sister vessel to the Carrier. I wonder who they'll put in charge of it once they get it back up and runnin'..."*
* *"Mash says that goin' directly into the canyon at Death Gully is a no-go! That part of the area is off-limits!"*
* *"I always thought there weren't such things as ghosts, but I was wrong...!"*
* *"I just tried one of them Snow Blasters from Snow Blast Creamery, and I've gotta say; If only a treat like that existed in my childhood!"*

### Gearheads Reunited

#### General

* *"This Fauci character wants us to postpone MotorStorm? Well, too bad, we're not!"*
* *"This Fail maggot thinks that MotorStorm is racist? Well, why don't he take a look around to see that not everyone here's a white person! Unless he's too blinded by his own standards, that is!"*
* *"Pandemic or not, I'll see this Festival through to the end!"*

#### Isle of Man TT

* *"I can't understand a thing of this Manx gobbledygook!"*
* *"They actually held a high-speed time trial event for motorcycles here, huh?"*

#### Nurburgring Nordschleife

* *"I can't believe we're racin' here, in Germany! It's 'Kraut country!"* - Bemoaning of racing in Germany
* *"Damn him, he's right, there's no swastikas to be found...Germany really did change after the war..."*
* *"I reckon that I can beat their own track with my American steel!"* - Boasting about defeating a German track with an American vehicle
* *"Oh yeah, tough guy?! I'll show you!"* - Responding to Proteus' taunt
* *"I won't last a second? I could say the same, maggot!"* - Responding to Proteus' taunt

#### Banochbrae, Scotland

* *"Hope I won't have to eat haggis!"*
* *"Don't expect me to put on one of them kilts! They're gonna laugh at me if I do so!"*

#### Circuit de Catalunya, Spain

* *"Too bad I won't get to see a bullfight here in Spain because of this godawful pandemic makin' practically everyone stay home or else they get sick!"*
* *"Can you believe that some people think that bullfights are inhumane because the bull gets killed afterwards?"*

### North American Dream Pack

#### The Big Apple

* *"Golly, we're actually gonna go racin' here in New York City!? Woo-hoo!"*
* *"You can get a nice view of the city from ol' Lady Liberty herself."*
* *"Since we'll be racin' in the streets o' the city, we'll have to use the asphalt-based cars."*
* *"Hot Dog Hut's cookin' their regular dogs in NY style for this Festival here in the city! Try it!"*

#### Monument Valley

* *"So, a good number of the guys here had actually raced in the very first MotorStorm Festival that was held years ago in this region."*
* *"I was told that both o' MotorStorm's co-founders, Big Dog Duggan and Hangnail Johnson, were military veterans."*
* *"That Legend guy actually designed a new track for this Festival? This I've gotta see!"*
* *"So, you're Big Dog, eh? Mash and some o' the others spoke highly of ya!"* - Meeting the ghost of Big Dog
* *"\*gulp\* Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes, s-s-s-sir!"* - Intimidated by Big Dog's warning to stop harassing Barry von Stahl
* *"Say, you're Hangnail Johnson, right? Weren't you supposed to be, y'know, headless? I mean, they say you lost your head on RainGod Mesa!"* - Meeting the ghost of Hangnail Johnson
* *"After racin' through RainGod Mesa, I can see why ol' Hangnail died on there; It's a treacherous spot for a race!"*

#### The Island

* *"Look at this place, it's a beaut."*
* *"I sure would like to get a tan on the beach here, if some crumb doesn't run me over, that is!"*
* *"Those 'Stormers did some crazy dangerous races last time they were here on this island. I mean, they raced through a volcanic area with LAVA IN IT!"*

#### The City

* *"They actually held a Festival before in these parts while a huge earthquake was happenin'! Don't you believe it!?"*
* *"I heard that this was where Mash had his very first MotorStorm, and became the new head of the Festival after Big Dog died!"*
* *"Can't say that I have, Rich. What can ya tell me?"* - Answering Dog Soup
* *"Damn, sounds like he has no honor! What a cowardly move to tamper with someone else's car before a race!"* - Reaction to how Muerte sabotaged Dice's car
* *"I hope that Tyler beats Muerte's ass...!"*
* *"**WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!** His face...It's a skull!!"* - Upon seeing Muerte's true face

#### Alaska

* *"Good God, it's really cold here! Brrrrrrrrrr!"*
* *"Maybe some spicy food oughta help me warm up...Maybe that Hotness Supreme from BurgerStorm!"*
* *"Good thing all the Mud Pluggers are converted to Snow Plugger spec for here, especially my Wallace!"*
* *"Racing in the snow's more fun than a snowball fight! Whoo!"*

### Untamed Tundra

#### Taymyr Peninsula

* *"All the asphalt-based cars are benched for this year's Festival 'cause they can't do too well in the snow and ice. What a pity!"*
* *"Them Log Crushers are mighty monsters among machines! But I prefer Monster Trucks. They're flashier!"*
* *"Trying one of them blinis from Blini Blyat, I've gotta say; Not bad, not bad. Fact that you can put either sweet or savory fillin's makes it versatile."*

#### Yakutia Lowland

* *"First, it's Blackhawk who thinks I ain't no warrior, and now this new guy says the same about me!? Ugh, it's not fair!"* - On Shahin
* *"If there is one thing he and I have in common, however, it's that we both were fighting losing battles before coming to MotorStorm..."*

#### Lake Baikal

* *"Looks like a good place to go fishin'!"*

### Off The Grid

#### Oregon Trail

* *"They have a historical exhibit about the Trail here at the Festival Site. Take a look-see, won't ya?"*

#### Big Sur, California

* *"California, here we come!"*
* *"This place oughta put my Wallace's off-road capabilities to the test!"*

#### Florida Swamps

* *"I'm gonna need a bigger vehicle for these swamps...Not sure if my Wallace could take it!"*

#### Monument Valley

* *"Back in Monument Valley again. This reminds me of when we did that North American Dream Tour!"*
* *"That Scorpion guy gives me the shivers!"*
* *"Looks like Shahin and Scorpion don't get along too well."*