Mighty Hoax Part 1: The Cardboard/Transcript & Mighty Hoax Part 2: Take the Fake Out!

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## Mighty Hoax: Part 1: The Cardboard

(The episode begins in a similar fashion to The King Pig, but the scene is flipped.)

(The next morning, Red wakes up.)

Red: Aha!! Good morning, world! (He leaps out of his sleeping bag in attacks the air.)

(He stops to realize that there's no Pigs in sight.)

Red: Oh. I must've had another dream where the Pigs were stealing The Eggs at night.

(Cut to a flashback to the beginning scene of The King Pig.)

Red: Wait, no. That was in The King Pig. Episode 2.

(The other Birds, who were also sleeping outside the house, wake up.)

Chuck: (Yawns.) I could've sworn the Eggs are still there. (He walks over to the "Eggs".) Huh, these look similar to the Eggs we own. (He accidentally knocks over the "Eggs" from behind & the Birds see brown cardboard backsides.)

Red: Wait, what?! These are fake cardboard eggs as a imposter to fool us!

(Everyone shrieks & Matilda screams & everyone stares at her.)

Matilda: (Stops shrieking.) Sorry.

(Red hears a super fast "Whizz whizz whizz" sound.)

Red: What?

(Red looks up to see that the noise is coming from a helicopter.)

Red: A no pilot helicopter?! This day gets freakier!!!

(A laugh is heard.)

Red: Huh? Wait a sec. (Seriously.) I know that laugh. It's King Pig! Show yourself, fiend!

(King Pig sticks his head out of the helicopter.)

King Pig: (Laughs.) It seems you were tricked by the cardboard eggs that my crew planned overnight!...

Red: Midnight.

King Pig: ...Midnight. Right.

(They stay silent.)

King Pig: Well, you can try to get the (Pulls out a sack with the real Eggs.) real deal! (Laughs evilly & flies off.)

(As the helicopter flies off, a cardboard King Pig is seen on the side.)

Red: Wait! Hold on! (He grabs a pair of binoculars. Through the binoculars, Red sees a cardboard cutout of King Pig. He gasps & the King Pig cutout falls off the helipcopter & lands on his head.) Of course!

(Red turns around, immediately seeing the other Birds looking through the binoculars.)

Red: (Angrily) Have you freaks been hiding behind my back?!

Jay, Jake & Jim: We only wanted a peek.

Red: Well, when I saw the helipcopter leave, I caught (Holds up the King Pig cardboard cutout.) THIS!

(Everyone freaks out again & Matilda faints.)

Red: Alright, everyone! This is our 1st 2-part episode & it's time we must give chase! **NOW!!!!!!!!**

Bomb: Wait!

Red: What?

Bomb: We can't go yet! (He ties a rope to Matilda & Chuck.)

Chuck: (Sarcastically) Did you really have to do this to me?

Bomb: Yes.

(The Birds rush off to give chase.)

## Woodland at Large

(The Birds continue to walk through the forest. but they come to a dead end & see 3 paths.)

Red: What the?

Chuck: 3 paths.

Bomb: This must be the work the Minion Pigs.

Red: So, which path should we choose?

(The Birds take a look at the tunnels.)

Bomb: So, we should probably go--

Jay, Jake & Jim: (Point at the tunnels.) That way! No! That way! You can't just choose your own path! That path! (Jay) OKAY!!! STOP!!!!!!! I choose the 1st tunnel.

(The Birds go down the path that has a painted black semicircle.)

Red: Hah! I'm not falling for your old tricks again, cartoon physics.

Chuck: (He grabs Red.) (They head into the tunnel.) Oh no you don't! (A train whistle is heard & the Birds all scream as they are whacked out of the tunnel. Matilda slams her backhead on a rock.)

Red: (The Birds groan & get up; angrily at Chuck) I told you I wasn't gonna fall for this trick again!

Chuck: I'm sorry! I can't contain myself when it comes to cartoons!

Jake: Well, since that went all cartoon-y, I chose the next tunnel.

(The Birds go to the next tunnel, but they see a hideous creature growling & Jake makes a horrified face.)

(A traumatized Jake walks back.)

Jake: I suggest you don't go in that tunnel.

Jim: Uh, I choose the 3rd path.

Chuck: How did you know that was the right path?!

Jim: Because (From his vision, he sees a path with a shadow resembling that of King Pig. But just you wait, folks! It's gonna be a shocking plot twist!) I see a shadow looking a lot like King Pig.

Red: Well, why didn't you tell us that before, genius?!

Jim: Uh... lucky guess?

Red: (Sighs.) Just go.

(The Birds go through the tunnel & when they're out, they lunge towards King Pig & attack him, until they see that he is indestructable.)

Red: Wait, it was just that useless cardboard faker!

Bomb: But if the cardboard cutout zipped off when it came alive,--

Red: Hold on! Did you just say (Melds his head into Bomb & repeats what he just said.)

Bomb: Yes. Before we left, I saw the cardboard cutout run off.

(Cut to a flashback from earlier, showing Bomb seeing the cardboard cutout moving & running off.)

Past Bomb: (Gasps.) Hey!

(Cut back to the present.)

Red: Well, now that the real deal is still with The Eggs, I guess we'll need to make a part 2.

(Chuck gets furious & is starts raining as he looks at the sky & closes his eyes.)

Chuck: (Shouting.) **NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** (Cries on the floor.)

(Lightning flashes, causing a "To be continued sign to appear. End of episode. This continues in part.)

## Mighty Hoax: Part 2: Take the Fake Out!

(Cut to a "previously on" screen with red feathers & pen writing.)

Red: Previously on The Angry Birds Show...

(Cut to several scenes.)

Past Red: These are fake cardboard eggs!

(Cut to King Pig flying off at the helicopter.)

(Cut to the Birds going through the 1st path.)

(Cut to the Birds going through the 2nd path.)

(Cut to the Birds going through the 3rd path.)

Past Red: The real deal's still with The Eggs.

Past Chuck: **NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

Red: Now, back to our show.

(Cut to the Birds standing in the rain.)

Chuck: (Furiously.) ARE YOU SERIOUS??! We just saw that cardboard cutout was just fooling this entire time, & yet, I STILL CAN'T GET A BREAK?!?!?!?!?!?

Red: Don't worry, pal! We're gonna finish this mystery!

Chuck: Well, I can't get a rest.

Red: But I'm gonna promise you that you'll get rest.

Chuck: Ya really mean it?

Red: Yes, my friend.

Chuck: YES!! (Leaps up.) WHOO-HOO!!!!!! I gonna do this! Let's go! (As he zips off...)

Red: Wait! There's traps in the way!

Chuck: TRAPS?!

(Fade in to the Birds going to a field full of King Pig cardboard cutouts.)

Red: (He turns deep red & screams in fury, going on a frantic rampage, destroying the cardboards.)

Jay, Jake & Jim: Woah.

(The Birds then come across a group of machine bow & arrows. They target the Birds & fire rapidly fast. The Birds shriek & hide behind a long & large rock.)

Bomb: The only way to get through is to hold up cardboard stick puppets on sticks & dig underground to avoid being detected!

Chuck: (Scoffs.) Plan schman. I choose my plan.

(On the field, Chuck spins around, sucking up the Birds as they scream & fling the arrows. Unconscious Matilda knocks down the machines.)

Chuck: (Stops spinning.) Woah! I just did the Speednado!

(The Angry Birds are then hit on the heads with arrows.)

(The Birds reach the castle, also removing the arrows.)

Chuck: I'm sorry! I should've followed your plan.

(The Birds burst through the doors.)

Red: King Pig! It's time we finish this!

King Pig: Aha! Get them!

(The Minion Pigs attack the Birds but the Birds fight back, & the Birds take down King Pig.)

(The Birds retrieve the Eggs.)

Chuck: Yes! Now we can rest!

Bomb: You said it!

(Back in Bird City, Matilda wakes up.)

Red: Matilda! You're up!

Matilda: Yes, but why can I feel my face?

(Flashback to the times Matilda's head has been slammed.)

Red: Uh, not gonna tell you about it.

(The episodes end. For more info, click here for Mighty Hoax: Part 1: The Cardboard & here for Mighty Hoax: Part 2: Take the Fake Out!.)