Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: A Third Elyjah TV DVD Boxset

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Dear christ, What can be worse than 2 THX boxsets?

If you guessed 3 THX boxsets, You're correct!

I was chilling at my bed, Doing nothing, Just then, I heard a doorbell, I rushed out to get the door and when I opened it, There was NOTHING but a package.

"Weird, I ordered nothing!" I said.

I apparently shrugged it off and took it with me, I grabbed a pair of scissors and opened the box and what was inside made me do what Walter White did when he watched Hank die.

It was (yet another) boxset made by Elyjah TV, Which was THX-certified.

The cover consists of Oswald the Octopus, Franklin the Turtle, Franny Fantootsie & Jojo Tickle.

"Weird, None of these shows are THX-certified at all!" I thought.

I shrugged that off too as I went to the TV and put the disc in the DVD player.

The DVD started with the usual, A montage of the 4 shows in the trailer until I got to the real deal, The DVD menu.

It featured the same 4 characters in the DVD (plus Tex) near the menu buttons, I pressed Play to watch the whole thing.

It wasn't long until a warning came up.

"WARNING: This trailer was made to promote the release of "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey" Even though it isn't THX-certified, Please do watch at your own risk, Considering it contains scenes and/or language that isn't suitable for your kids."

"This was made for the Winnie the Pooh horror movie?" I said confused. "This is already going downhill!"

The trailer started, It began with a shot of the slaughterhouse.

Oswald and Frankin walked in, looking confused and scared.

"Where are Henry & Daisy at?" Oswald wondered.

"Oswald, I'm scared!" Frankin whimpered. "I don't know where we are!"

At that moment, Tex was seen on the control panel.

"It's you!" Oswald said angrily.

"What do you want?!" Franklin asked fearlessly.

"My sushi and turtle soup, Of course!" Tex answered.

"And by that, You mean you're gonna use this slaughterhouse to slaughter us?" Oswald asked.

"You're correct, Octo!" Tex stated.

Tex pressed the "Go" button on the control panel and sent the octopus and the turtle to a brisket scissor, Oswald and Frankin screamed as they were being made to sushi and turtle soup.

"You know, I could've killed them separately, But this is way easier!" Tex said to the camera as he flew away and evilly laughed.

But it's not over yet.

It then cut to a shot of the Shoe Shop from Franny's Feet.

Inside, Franny was staring at her grandpa's dead body, Somehow Tex killed him.

Franny started bursting into (realistic) tears, Suddenly, Tex dropped down behind her.

"Hey there little girl!" Tex greeted.

"You! Franny growled. "What have you done to my grandpa."

"Who? Him?" Tex asked. "He went to slumber city!"

"You've killed my grandpa and millions of people for far too long, Get out of my grandpa's shop or I'll have to call the cops!" Franny berated.

Gosh, I've never seen Franny THAT angry.

"Don't get angry at me!" Tex stated. "You're gonna see him again, TIME TO FIX SOME SHOES WITH THE T-MAN!"

Tex then threw a pipe bomb at Franny and before it made full contact, The screen cut to black, But I could hear Tex's evil laughing, an explosion, and Franny's signature scream.

However, The trailer wasn't over yet.

It then cut to a shot of The Little Big Top.

Nobody was there, Until Jojo and Goliath walked inside.

"Where is everybody?" Jojo asked.

Goliath shrugged.

"Well, Someone's gotta be here!" Jojo stated.

Until then, Tex dropped down in front of the 2 circus friends.

"Hello, clown girl and lion!" Tex greeted.

"It's you!" Jojo berated. "You have been killing many people for too long, It's time you stop, Because if you don't, My pet lion, Goliath with bite you!"

"Disrespect?" Tex wondered. "THAT DOES IT! TIME FOR THE TYRANNOSAURS TEX TO DO HIS CIRCUS ACT!"

Jojo whimpered in fear as Tex was gonna kill her and Goliath, Tex got out a pipe bomb and threw it at them, as he flew off.

The bomb started beeping as Jojo and Goliath started panicking over it.

When the bomb got to 0, the screen cut to black.

However, The trailer wasn't over yet.

It then cut to a faded of the THX logo, The Nickelodeon, Wildbrain & Disney Junior logos were seen, But they were badly damaged.

The deep note raised with the screams of Oswald, Franklin, Franny, Jojo and the whimper of Goliath.

After the deep note, Tex dropped down to give out his usual speech.

"Greetings viewers!" Tex greeted. "The T-Man has returned after a year and he's wiped out more of your favorite characters from "Elyjah TV", That network is anonymous but there will still your favorites, Hear me now, If you ever fear me or my logo, You're gonna be served, See you later."

Tex later flew away, laughing evily.

The slogan dropped down and it instead said "The audience is listening!" And faded after 10 seconds.

Afterwards, It took me back to the menu.

I was appalled, My childhood is in pieces now!

So, I took the DVD, Put it back in its case and put it in the oven.

Please, Whatever you do, Do NOT encounter lost media involving THX.

(To be continued...)