Don't Be So Crabby (Transcript)

This is the 18th episode of Traffic Squadron: Roadranger.

It was a sunny day on the beach. The Roadrangers all decided to spend the day there.

(Kristy is wearing a red skirted bikini, Vicky is wearing a white one-piece suits, and the male rangers are wearing swim trunks of their respective colors)

Jack: It's great that Speedstar was able to pay for this trip to the beach.

Benji: We certainly needed a break since we've fought against the Velocity Star Gang.

Ace: I haven't been fighting the Velocity Star Gang for as long as you all have.

Kristy: Don't you need to have a break as well, Ace?

Ace: I guess I do, Kristy. Although I just got my own giant robot.

Dale: That thing was quite mighty.

Vicky: I agree. Makes me kind of jealous.

Kristy: Oh Vicky. Let's just enjoy this glorious day.

Jack: Yeah. There is so much we can do here. So let's get to it.

Others: Yeah.

The Roadrangers playing volley ball with Kristy, Jack, and Benji one team, and Dale, Vicky, and Ace on the other.

Jack: Here comes the ball. (Kicks it over the fence)

Dale: (Flies up and kicks it back)

Ace: Dale!

Vicky: We said no flying!

(The other team misses)

Benji: She's right.

Dale: Oh. Sorry. (Lands on the ground)

They resumed playing the game. Then, Kristy, Jack, and Benji had finished the game. Winning 3 to 1. Jack threw the ball and Ace tried to get it, but he missed.

Ace: Oh I missed.

Kristy: Team Kristy wins.

Vicky: Wait, we had team names? Then what is out team name?

Ace: Maybe Team Ace?

Dale: I suppose that name works.

Vicky: So what should we do now?

Kristy: I'm in the mood to make some seashell bracelets. Who would like to look for some seashells with me?

Vicky: That sounds interesting. I'd like to make seashell necklaces.

Dale: I think I'm going to pass on that.

Ace: Me, too.

Benji: Same here.

Jack: I think I'd like to go and build a sand castle.

Benji: That sounds like a good idea, Jack.

Ace: I'm in.

Dale: Me, too.

Vicky: Then I guess us girls will just look for the seashells.

Kristy: Suits me.

So while the boys went off to build sandcastles, the girls went to look for some seashells.

Later, Kristy was finding quite a lot of seashells for her bracelet while Vicky was having very little luck. She only had found a few of them.

Vicky: Gees. You're finding so many of them, Kristy. While I'm not finding very many of them. How can you do that?

Kristy: I guess I'm just lucky.

Vicky: Any secret to finding these seashells?

Kristy: No secrets. I'm just finding so many.

Vicky: (sad)

Kristy saw that Vicky was sad. Then, she had an idea.

Kristy: Vicky, if you want to have some of the seashells I found, I'd be happy to give you some.

Vicky: I would rather find the seashells myself, Kristy. But thank you for the offer anyway.

Kristy: Suits yourself.

Meanwhile, the boys were working on their sand castles. They split into two teams with Jack and Benji working on one castle and Dale and Ace working on another.

Jack: Our castle is one where a dragon princess lives at.

Benji: And there are some mean knights that are going to take down their castle.

Ace: A dragon princess? And mean knights? That's kind of odd. Usually, dragons are mean and knights are nice.

Jack: Not this dragon and knight.

Benji: And hopefully, these knights don't have a bulldozer to knock the castle down.

Dale: I didn't think that knights used bulldozers.

Ace: I don't think they did. Bulldozers were not around during medieval times.

Dale: I didn't think they would.

Jack: So what's your castle about?

Dale: Our castle is based on a tree.

Ace: It was a castle built by six magical creatures of difference races.

Benji: What sort of races?

Ace: One a little horse, one a dragon, one a griffon, one a hippogriff, one a yak, and one that's a kind of bug that can change into anything.

Dale: Wait, why does that sound familiar?

Benji: You know, maybe we should do a contest for the best kind of castle.

Jack: But we've only made two castles, Benji.

Benji: Maybe we could each make a castle on our own and then have the girls be our judges.

Ace: Maybe when they're done with their she shells, I mean seashell necklaces.

Dale: Hehehe.  She shells.

Ace: Just a slip of the tongue.

Jack: Why don't we just ask them about what the best sandcastle we've made just now is?

Benji: Maybe we could build our own separate sand castles and have the girls judge all the castles.

Dale: That doesn't sound fair, Benji. We would have twice the chance of winning.

Ace: Wouldn't it be fair if we had an equal amount of a chance though?

Dale: I suppose you're right, Ace. But I think we should each have one castle for them to judge.

Jack: Why don't we get started on that, then?

Dale: OK.

So they began working on their new castles. This time each doing one by themselves. Back with the girls, they were still searching for some sea shells until Vicky finally found a sea shell.

Vicky: Hey, I found another sea shell. (Picks it up) And it's a big one. Hmmmm. (Puts it up to her ear)

Kristy: What are you doing, Vicky? That's not a shell phone.

Vicky: I'm listening to the ocean. I don't know how, but when you put a shell to your ear, you can hear the ocean. That doesn't make sense since the ocean is not even in the shell. Is there some sort of walky talky instead every seashell that reaches to the ocean?

Kristy: Actually, according to a pink cat on the internet, it's actually your ear fluid you hear. Not the ocean.

Vicky: Oh.

Kristy: It's a shame this cat disappeared three years ago.

Vicky: Really? How?

Kristy: Nobody knows.

Vicky still put the shell to her ear to listen.

Vicky: My ear fluid, huh? That's unbelievable.

Then, Vicky heard another noise from the shell. A growling now.

Vicky: Now I can hear growls coming from the shell?

Kristy: Actually....

Vicky saw that the growling was Kristy's tummy.

Vicky: Oh. You're hungry?

Kristy:  Want to get something to eat?

Vicky: I think I'll just continue looking for sea shells for my bracelet.

Kristy: OK.

And Kristy left. Kristy soon arrived over at the snack bar.

Male Dog Cashier: What can I get for you?

Kristy: I'll take a hot dog and one soda please.

Male Dog Cashier: Coming right up, miss.

While Kristy was waiting, a couple of crab claws came out of the sand behind her. She didn't see the claws, but they did give a little pinch on her tail.

Kristy: Ow. (Moves her tail into her hands and looks)

But the crab claws had disappeared.

Kristy: Who pinched me?

But she couldn't see anyone who could have pinched her.

Kristy: (shrug)

The thing that the crab claws belonged to burrowed underneath the sand and went around the beach. It went over to a raccoon family having a picnic. A raccoon girl was given a sandwich by her dad.

Raccoon Girl: Mmmm. Looks delicious. So how are you able to make sandwiches this good, Dad?

Raccoon Dad: I'm just a natural at it.

But while they were talking, the crab hands came out and grabbed the sandwich without anyone seeing it. The crab claws then burrowed back into the ground. Then the sound of munching and swallowing was heard. The raccoon girl proceeded to picking up her sandwich, but saw that it was gone.

Raccoon Girl: Hey, where's my sandwich?

Raccoon Dad: Wow. You must have been hungry.

Raccoon Girl: (cries)

Raccoon Dad: (confused)

Then, the thing tunneled under the sand again and went over to a squirrel boy with an ice cream cone.

Squirrel Boy:  Oh boy this looks good!

The crab claws then grabbed the ice cream cone just as the squirrel boy was going to eat it.

Squirrel Boy: (Licks thin air where his ice cream should be, then notices that the ice cream is gone.) Hey, where's my ice cream?

Then, the thing tunneled under the sand again and went over to a teenage rabbit girl in a bikini and sunglasses resting under an umbrella. The crab claw then snapped the umbrella pole. Causing it to fall over.

Teenage Rabbit Girl:  Hey, who knocked my umbrella down?

But the thing had already left, burrowing under the ground again. Over with the boys, they had just finished building their sand castles.

Jack: OK. That's the sand castles built.

Dale: Now all we need are our judges.

Then, Benji's sand castle crumbled.

Benji: Uh, guys, my castle just crumbled spontaneously.

Then, Ace's castle crumbled down.

Ace: Hey. My castle just crumbled down, too.

Jack: What is going on?

Then, Jack's sand castle crumbled down.

Jack: Now my castle fell down.

Dale: I wonder if my castle will...(It then crumbles).....

Then, Benji saw the thing in the ground.

Benji: Guys, look!

The rest of the guys saw it, too.

Jack: What is that?

Then, the thing came out of the ground. It was a crab like monster.

Mad Crabber: MAD CRABBER!

Ace: Ah. A Velocity Star monster.

Jack: But wait. Wouldn't Speedstar have told us about him?

(Cuts to the Roadranger's base to show Speedstar working on the alarm)

Speedstar: Oh dear. This alarm is busted. I sure hope there are no monster attacks today. Especially since the Roadrangers on the beach for today.

Up in the Velocity Star Ship, the villains had seen that Mad Crabber had revealed himself on the beach.

Tige: Mad Crabber has shown himself.

Brakenstein: But it's strange. Usually, the Roadrangers would be alerted about him by now.

Eaglette: At least he's gotten to do his dirty work for a while before being noticed.

Graphite: Now let's see how he can handle the Roadrangers.

Everyone on the beach saw Mad Crabber and began running away.

Mad Crabber: So everyone is running away. It was funny to mess with them while I could. And now I have four Roadrangers all ready for destruction.

Jack: I don't think so. Let's go, guys.

All: Road Changer!

They then transformed.

Jack: Let's go, guys.

They then began fighting against Mad Crabber. Each using their swords first. Benji then attempted to attack Mad Crabber, but he grabbed his sword with his claw, then snapped it.

Benji: Ah. He got my sword!

Dale: Oh dear.

Then, Mad Crabber grabbed Dale with his claw and began crushing him.

Dale: Ow! Ow! Ow!

Then, he threw Dale into the ocean.

Dale: Whoa! (Slashes into the water)

Ace then tried fighting Mad Crabber, but even Ace wasn't strong enough against Mad Crabber. As Mad Crabber fired a blast of energy from his claw.

Ace: AAAAH!

Mad Crabber: Take that, Road Violet!

Ace: Ah. That was powerful!

Mad Crabber: Wow. I'm just fighting the boys right now. I will bet the girls won't be much trouble!

Ace: Are you saying my sister is weak?

Mad Crabber: And Road White.

Ace: Kristy is a fine Roadranger. She isn't so weak.

Mad Crabber: When she and the other one arrive, they'll go down!

(Cuts back to Kristy, still waiting at the food stand. Her stomach growls again)

Kristy: Uh. What is taking so long? I haven't seen that clerk in a while. I wonder what is taking him so long?

Then, Kristy saw in the distance the fight going on.

Kristy: What's going on? A monster is on the beach? I wonder why Speedstar hasn't called for us to fight. Well, the fight has already begun anyway. So I may as well get out there while I wait. (Her belly growls again) Quiet, girl. I'll feed you soon. But right now, we need to get to fighting. Road Changer! (Transforms into Road Red)

Kristy then rushed over to the other Roadrangers.

Kristy: I'm here, guys.

Ace: Good timing, sis.

Jack: But watch out. His claws are quite strong.

Kristy: Don't worry. I can handle this.

Kristy proceeded to fighting against Mad Crabber.

Mad Crabber: Does this little girl really think she can beat me?

Kristy: I don't think I can beat you, I know I can!

Mad Crabber: Oh yeah?

Then, Mad Crabber began snapping his claws at Kristy.

Kristy: Ah. Watch it. Wait a minute, I recognize these snappers. You were the one who pinched my tail earlier, weren't you?

Mad Crabber: Yeah. So what if that was me?

Kristy: I bet you're the reason I didn't get my hot dog. You must have scared the stand owner away.

Mad Crabber then grabbed some sand in his claw and blew it at Kristy's face.

Kristy: Hey, I can't see!

She tried charging towards Mad Crabber, but it was very hard for her to see. She then thought she came across the monster.

Kristy: I got you now. (She gives a punch)

Benji's Voice: Oww!

Kristy: Huh?

Kristy then saw that she found Benji instead.

Benji: Kristy, I am not the monster!

Kristy: Sorry, Benji! It's hard to see with so much sand on my visor. Wait, I think I see him.

Kristy then went in the direction she thought the monster was at.

Benji: Kristy, wait that's....

Dale's Voice: AAAAH!

Benji: Dale.

Kristy: Oh. Sorry, Dale.

Mad Crabber: Hahaha. Road Red can't tell where she is going or who to fight. I think I've done enough here. (Burrows into the ground)

Ace: He's gone. We gotta get Kristy's visor cleared off.

Benji and Dale escorted Kristy over to the water. Then, she leaned down towards the water and slashed her visor with water.

Kristy: Ah. That is much better. (Her stomach growls) I wish I wasn't hungry, though.

Jack: I think we should get everyone back to the beach since the monster is gone.

Dale: We haven't even destroyed the monster. I doubt the people on the beach will want to come back until the monster has been destroyed for sure.

Benji: But what exactly can we do at this point? I think we should just wait for the monster to come back.

Ace: That monster had the nerve to say that Kristy and Vicky are both weak just because they're girls.

Kristy: Really? He said that about us?

Jack: I really don't agree with that monster. Women are just as powerful as men.

Kristy: I think we'll need to have Vicky join up with us for when the monster comes back.

They demorphed and went to search for Vicky. Meanwhile in the Velocity Star Ship, Mad Crabber had returned.

Mad Crabber: Master Warhog, the Roadrangers are too weak to fight against me. I even managed to make Road Red fight her friends instead of me.

Graphite: You have done well, making the citizens run away.

Warhog: But you haven't even destroyed the Roadrangers. Plus, you just went around burrowing under the sand.

Mad Crabber: I had a lot of fun doing that. I pinched at Road Red's tail while she was waiting for her hot dog. Which she never got because I scared the snack owner away. Hahaha.  And I also got to eat a sandwich, an ice cream, and made an umbrella fall over.

Brakenstein: Those all sound more like pranks.

Eaglette: They weren't harmless, though.

Brakenstein: I never said they were.

Eaglette: I was just saying.

Tige: Mad Crabber, get back down there and make sure the Roadrangers are dealt with.

Mad Crabber: I will. But first, I need a rest. Going under the sand has made me feel a bit itchy. (Begins scratching him)

Graphite: Going under the sand makes you itch?

Tige: Why do you bother even burrowing under the sand to begin with?

Mad Crabber: It's the best way to blend in and to hide. I'll need a shower.

Warhog: Very well. You can take a shower, then get back out there.

And Mad Crabber went to take a shower. Back down at the beach. The other Roadrangers caught up with Vicky as she was counting up all the shells she found.

Kristy: Vicky, we've got a prob-hey, where did you find all those cells-er shells?

Vicky: I found a whole group of them in this cave. It was amazing. I'm just counting them.

Kristy: That's nice.

Jack: Vicky, there's a problem. A monster has been sent down on the beach and it has scared all the citizens away.

Ace: The four of us tried fighting the monster first, but he was too powerful. Then Kristy came in and she didn't do any better.

Kristy: That monster blew sand in my face. I couldn't see who was in front of me.

Dale: She thought Benji and I were the monster.

Jack: He even called you and Kristy for being weak all because you're girls.

Vicky: The nerve!

Kristy: We need to be ready when the monster returns. (Her tummy growls again) And get my lunch.

Vicky: Well, this might be a crazy idea, but why don't we just blow sand at Mad Crabber?

Dale: Vicky, I don't think it's a good idea to blow sand at someone's face. Even if they did it first to you.

Vicky: That may be true for when it's an ordinary bully, but this is a monster.

Benji: And our mission is to destroy monsters.

Kristy: So we will need to be ready when the monster does come back.

Jack: Where should we expect the monster to reappear?

Kristy: My best bet is that he'll be reappearing on the beach. So we'll just have to wait there.

So they all hurried over to the beach. Nobody had returned back to the beach yet.

Jack: It looks quite deserted.

Benji: It's almost as if Autumn came early this year, and it isn't even summer yet.

Dale: Wouldn't it stink if the weather skipped summer?

Ace: That would stink.

Kristy went over to the snack bar to see if her hot dog was ready yet. But neither it, or the stand owner were back.

Benji: Still hasn't come back, huh?

Kristy: Nope. (Her belly growls) (Puts her hand on her tummy)

Jack: I'm sure that once we've defeated the monster, everyone will come back.

Dale: But the question is, when will we be able to defeat him?

Ace: When he gets back.

Dale: What I meant was when will that happen? And don't say when it does because that doesn't really answer my question.

Ace: I wasn't gonna. I don't know the answer to that.

The Roadrangers waited for sometime. (They waited for so long, they fell asleep, Kristy is shown to be wearing sunglasses. Then, Mad Crabber finally came back to the beach.)

Mad Crabber: Aha. They're all asleep. This is perfect. I think that while they're asleep, I'll just spray them with sand.

But right when he was about to, Kristy got up and pulled a air blower out of the sand and blew it at Mad Crabber. This caught Mad Crabber by surprise.

Mad Crabber: Hey!

Kristy then took her sunglasses off.

Kristy: Gotcha! (Continues blowing Mad Crabber with the air blower)

The other Roadrangers then got up as well.

Kristy: Now let's do it, guys.

All: Road Changer! (They transformed into their ranger forms)

The rest of the Roadrangers then got out air blowers and blew it at Mad Crabber.

Mad Crabber: Hey, that sand is starting to get itchy! Ooh. (Begins scratching)

Soon, there was enough sand to cover his entire body.

Kristy: There. That should do it.

Then, the sand pile began shaking.

Jack: Uh oh. It looks like he isn't done yet.

Mad Crabber: You better believe I'm not done yet. Just watch.

Then, Mad Crabber grew out of the ground and became giant.

Mad Crabber: Hahahaha.

Kristy: Oh man. We need to call for Roadranger Robo!

The Roadranger Vehicles all came in, the Roadrangers boarded them, and formed Roadranger Robo.

Core Rangers: Roadranger Robo ready.

Ace: I call upon the Roadranger Copter.

The Roadranger Copter came in and Ace got on board it.

Ace: Now to form Copter Robo!

Roadranger Copter then formed Copter Robo and joined alongside Roadranger Robo.

Mad Crabber: Two robots? No matter. I could take on five Roadrangers before. This should be easy.

Mad Crabber then began fighting against Roadranger Robo and Copter Robo.

Ace: Copter blades!

The propellers blades from Copter Robo's back detached and landed in his hand. Then he aimed it at Mad Crabber.

Mad Crabber: AAAAH! (Grabs the blades, making them stop)

Ace: Oh dear.

Ace tried to shake it back, but it was hard. Then Roadranger Robo attacked Mad Crabber from the back, letting Ace free.

Mad Crabber: Ah!

Ace: Thanks, guys.

Kristy: No problem, Ace.

Dale: Guys, I think I know of an interesting finishing attack. Ace, let us have your propellers.

Ace: What for?

Dale: You'll see.

Ace: Well, OK.

Copter Robo handed Roadranger Robo the propeller blades.

Benji: So what are you thinking, Dale?

Dale: Let's speed quickly towards Mad Crabber while spinning the blades fast.

Kristy: Sounds like a good idea, Dale. Let's do it.

Then, Roadranger Robo speed towards Mad Crabber while spinning the blades.

Kristy: Roadranger Robo Copter....

All: Attacks!

Roadranger Robo: (Strikes at Mad Crabber)

Mad Crabber: AAAAAH! Even if it didn't produce any sand, that hurt me more than the sand ever did. (Falls and explodes)

Jack: Alright. Now the beach can be at peace.

Later on, everyone had come back to the beach once the Roadrangers spread the word that the monster was gone. The raccoon girl's dad had made some new sandwiches, the squirrel boy got himself a new ice cream cone, and the teenage rabbit girl got a new umbrella to rest under. Kristy was back at the hot dog stand still waiting for the clerk with her stomach rumbling during her wait.

Kristy: Well, everybody came back alright. Except for the hot dog clerk.

Ace: Be patient, Kris. I'm sure he'll be here soon.

Then, the clerk came back in with a hot dog and soda.

Dog Clerk: Here you go, ma'am. Sorry for the wait.

Kristy: (Sighs) That's alright. I guess the monster attack really scared you huh?

Dog Clerk: Monster attack? There was a monster attack?

Dale: Uh, yes there was.

Benji: Didn't you see the monster or see the other people on the beach run off.

Dog Clerk: Oh. I didn't take so long because of the monster attack.

Kristy: Then why did you take so long making my hot dog?

Dog Clerk: I went to the back and saw that I was out of hot dogs. So I went off to the grocery store to buy more.

Kristy: Why didn't you tell me you were out?

Dog Clerk: I was scared that if I told you, you'd go off to another food stand instead of mine.

Kristy: Oh well. (Takes a bite of her hot dog)

Jack: By the way, we were thinking of having you girls judge a sand castle contest.

Vicky: A sand castle contest? I'm up for that.

Kristy: Me, too. Let me finish my hot dog first.

Later on, the boys had built their sand castles and the girls judged them.

Kristy: Hmmm. Jack's castle looks really cool. Benji's is pretty nice, too.

Vicky: I quite like Dale's. It's nice.

Kristy: But Ace's is outstanding. I'd say he's the winner. What about you, Vicky?

Vicky: I agree.

Ace: Wow. My castle won. That's great.

Vicky: By the way. I just managed to finish my seashell bracelet. (Shows it on her wrist) Like it?

Dale: That's pretty, Vicky.

Jack: Uh, by the way. Where is the cave you got those from?

Vicky: The cave is in between a couple of moss covered rocks.

Jack: Uh oh.

Benji: What is it, Jack?

Jack: The cave Vicky is talking about is hermit crab cave.

Vicky: Hermit crab cave?

Then, some hermit crabs came out of the shells on Vicky's bracelet.

Vicky: AAAAH! Hermit crabs! (Shakes her bracelet off and threw it across the beach) Oh man.

Kristy: It's amazing how they didn't come out sooner.

Vicky: I also can't believe they were not out when I came into the cave earlier.

Kristy: At least my seashells are all clear. (Shows her seashell bracelet) Don't worry, Vicky. I can help you find some better shells to make another bracelet.

Vicky: No thank you, Kristy. After what just happened, I don't think I want to make another seashell bracelet.

Kristy: Suit yourself.

Wow. What a crabby situation. At least the Roadrangers were able to clear the beach of that monster crab. And they enjoyed their day at the beach.

To be continued...