A PBS Parody Funnypasta (R2K6 tribute)

Made on August 28, 2020

Hey, Hey, Hey, It's Fat Albert. No, I'm not Albert. I'm just another guy who happens to be fat. Anyways, this was one of the most awesome experiences of my life, and THIS WAS TOTALLY NOT FUCKING FAKE!

So I got a DVD in the mail and it said "do not watch this" written in sharpie with P-Head, B, S, and Viacom, all poorly drawn in sharpie below. I'm an person who loves PBS Parody Videos so I decided I would put this suspicious DVD in my computer because I desperately needed to watch this.

The DVD menu was a poorly-drawn picture of emo Caillou and emo Boris, and the only option was "play" which was in ESPN Front. I pressed play and the video started with the intro, except it was playing “Pumped up Kicks” by Foster The People. It then showed an outside view of the Apartment.

Then it cut to inside The apartment. THE ANIMATION WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUSLY BAD IT LOOKED LIKE AN AMATEUR MS PAINT ANIMATION. All of the Logos were GETTING DRUNK AND HIGH AND DANCING TO RASPUTIN BY BONEY M ON THE DANCE FLOOR while a bunch of bright colours were flashing and hurting my eyes.

Then it showed Wallabee Beatles GETTING IT ON WITH KUKI WHILE A PORNO WAS PLAYING ON A NEARBY TV.

It then cut to Mrs. P-Head GETTING HIGH ON POT COOKIES with P-Head JACKING OFF NEARBY. How the fuck can he jack off without limbs? That's probably one of the top 10 questions that scientists can't answer.

Then it showed Boris GETTING DRUNK AND SAYING “OH MY GOD A PAINTY, I’M SO \*hic\* TIPSY RIGHT NOW!!!” and then Rosie, who was GETTING HIGH ON SHROOMS, replied saying “LET’S FUCK!!” and then it showed them banging each other in a corner.

It then cut to STEVE AND BETSY HAVING HARDCORE SEX IN A ROOM. “OH YEAH STEVE YOUR DICK FEELS SUPER GOOD!!!” BETSY LOUDLY MOANED.

then it showed S DOING THE DAB 27 TIMES TO BALLIN’BOY BY NO GOOD AND THE BACKGROUND WAS JUST A BUNCH OF HOTEL MARIO BACKGROUND.

And then it showed II The man with the yellow hat breaking into The apartment with a taser in his hand. For some reason George, Allie, The Rankins, Bill, Professor Wiseman, Professor Anthony Pizza, Hundley, Mister Suitcase, Barry B. Benson, and TJ Ousky, who were visiting The Apartment for some reason, saw him and gave him the middle finger. The man then shouted “FUCK THIS I’M FABULOUS” AND INEXPLICABLY STARTED FLYING TO THE TOP FLOOR OF THE APARTMENT, CLIPPING THROUGH EVERY CEILING.

THEN IT SHOWED SCREEN GEMS AND DORIS SCISSORING EACH OTHER AND IT WAS SO HOT I’M SERIOUS IT WAS SO HOT.

IT THEN CUT TO THE LOGOS DOING PENIS MUSIC DANCE TO AN EARRAPE VERSION OF CLEAN LIVING BY RDJ2 IN A LSD DREAM EMULATOR BACKGROUND.

BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE END OF THE EPISODE, I HEARD A KNOCK AT MY DOOR. WHEN I OPENED IT UP I SAW BOBBY HILL AND HANK HILL TAKING OFF AFTER SHITTING AND PISSING ON MY WELCOME MAT. WHEN THEY WAS TAKING OFF I NOTICE THAT PISS AND SHIT WAS TRICKLING DOWN THERE PANTS AS THEY RAN. But I called animal control so hopefully they'll take care of It.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IF YOU SEE THIS DVD DON’T WATCH IT OR ELSE BOBBY HILL AND HANK HILL WILL TAKE OFF AFTER SHITTING AND PISSING ON YOUR WELCOME MAT. IDK WHAT WILL THEY DO WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE A WELCOME MAT AND YOU DECIDE TO WATCH THIS DVD.