August 28, 7:45 PM the Emmanoggin and the Calienté Haters! :c

**August 28, 7: 45 PM the Emma Noggin and the Calienté Haters! :c** is a gag story appearing in *the Rage Knights: Red God* universe created and written by Khaliq Trevor X.

## Synopsis

It’s 7:40-something PM, Midlore West-Stein is about to goto Calienté Mexican Goddesses Grill to help fuel his muscles after a hard workout at 8-Bit Gym. Midlore asks his best friend Damon Bradley if he wants anything from Calienté, the strange version of Bradley isn’t actually himself, it’s a hologram like entity being projected from somewhere. When Bradley smiles, his teeth appear rotten, becoming more hideous and monstrous the more he grins. He doesn’t actually want food, but is ready for Midlore to enter the restaurant itself. When he enters, he finds none other than Emma Noggin the Login at the grill serving delicious Mexican food, while gossiping. When she sees Bradley through Midlore’s phone, she has a flashback to her days of talking and working with Bradley in the expansive Worthyzone Kingdom.

Emma Noggin bangs the grill’s counter and squeals in angry Pig-Latin. The customers turn to see Midlore dancing like Kerdur Rainer. One woman loses her mind, digs in her purse and aims a handgun at Midlore while he dances. She collapses due to a heart attack before she can pull the trigger. More customers run towards Midlore, preparing to punch him in the face. They go down swinging, dropping to the floor like flies. Emma Noggin throws food everywhere, knocking everything from the table and then prepares to use telepathy to make everyone regain their strength. With mind manipulation, Emma Noggin has her customers and fellow coworker goons fight for her. Midlore promptly breaks everyone’s arm and dislocates people’s joints as he rushes the kitchen’s grill with his scythes. It turns into a direct black magic clash when Emma Noggin shields herself with her own Light Forcefield.

The two adversaries swing at one another, with Midlore using his Oak 5B drumsticks to smash up Emma’s guard and manages to uppercut her. This breaks her focus and her manipulation over everyone. The handsome young Hispanic man comes to his senses and realizes Midlore is struggling against Emma, who licks her wounds with a long, serpentine tongue. The young man is so spooked and repulsed, he cocks his gun and *blasts* Emma Noggin, causing her to collapse near the back of the store. Midlore jumps back over the counter and apologizes to the customers who’s arms he broke. One girl threatens him with her teeth rotting. Damon Bradley then enters the shop briefly and flashes his. Since nobody likes the weird Rage Sword-wielding Rage Knight, this turns to quick jeers and gestures of discontent but when Bradley reveals he’s a Kerdur Rainer fan by holding up a Kerdur Rainer poster with him shaking his high school bully’s hand at a public meeting, the crowd of customers cheer.

The handsome young man gifts free on-the-house Calienté food to both Midlore and Damon Bradley as the two friends leave. Emma Noggin is subsequently arrested and vows to have Worthyzone’s kings, queens, processors, and various goons drive the Rage Knights into quitting.

## Appearances

#### Featured Supporting Characters/Summons

* Angry Woman With a Handgun
* Damon Bradley (Cameo, Rotten Teeth Light Projection)
* Handsome Hispanic Boy

#### Featured Items/Weapons

* Handguns
* Oak 5B Sticks

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X*