Uncle Dekker's Green Thumb

Uncle Dekker's Green Thumb is a book that can be found in Nobindes Brotherhood and Nobindes Open World, in Brotherhood it is located at the end of the Casino's "payback" area, besides Dekker's shop "Dekker's Green Thumb", you will see a barrel labelled "Free!" next to a lectern, both the barrel and lectern hold this book, and the barrel is filled with copies of it. In Open World it can be found in Dekker's new shop; "Dekkerland" where it is sold for 4 cash.

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Hi everyone! this is Uncle Dekker's handy guide to gardening! i hope this teaches you how to be a sucsessful botanist and have the greenest thumb possible!

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Table of Contents:

3. What is Gardening?

4. When should you garden?

5-6. The joys of gardening

7-11. How to love your plants like they love you

12. Closing remarks

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Gardening, invented in 1922 by Mackenzie H. Garden in Brunswick, Canada. It is the act of specialized planting of green crops and shrubs, known as "plants", there exist many plants across the world, except in Japan, where they're called 植物, or Shokubutsu.

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As often as you can! Gardening is a great joy and brings every gardener an unending smile, or as they say in Japan;

終わりのない笑顔.

Altough i reccomend avoid gardening under a full moon, as that can lead to some dangers due to wild Shrubs!

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Gardening, much like any hobby; calighraphy, gaming, or shopkeeping is a thankless job, but it is exceedingly fun once you get into it! or as the Japanese say: とてつもなく楽しい喜び！

It is known that gardening eleviates stress and possibly acts as a theraputic-

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-natural substitute to drugs or antibiotics.

Gardening is most enjoyable when you are doing it with your friends, or as the 日本 say: Friends.

Gardening always makes me happy, and i hope it makes you happy!

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I have a friend name Kakimbo, me and him would chat, play games, watch movies, and do all the things friends do! Except Kakimbo was a plant! a lovely dandelion that i bring to my workplace every day! me and him have been friends for so long, it's hard to imagine life without him.

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In Japan they have a saying known as "愛とケした", which loosely translates to "Friendship is eternal gold"! You can be friends with your plants! they are great listeners and will always love you *(當人類拋棄你時，就像泰卡那樣)*

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I always bring Kakimbo to the park at least once a month! there i do my second favorite hobby, flying kites! its nice to always have Kakimbo with me *(特にティシャウが通過した後)*-

You can be a friend to flowers by simply caring for them!

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They are alive after all, which is why veganism is silly- Cows can't be as good of a friend as a rose bush! that old hag should start understanding that- *(わあスピロ、2021年のビーガン教師のレフレンス？）* regardless. Remember to take care of your plant pals, and they'll take care of you!

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Give them adequate water, put them in areas with sun, always tend to them- talk to them about your day, a little chit chat goes a long way with plants! paint their flower pots, give them names, it's all great fun, especially if you're old like me, heh!

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私はあなたがこれを読むのが好きだったことを願っています、あなたはあなたの時間を無駄にしました-イースターエッグだけです！うぁはは！なんて楽しい...楽しい！

See you tommorow pals!