I Am Lucille Ball

## **The Plot:**

Xavier, Yadina, Brad, Sharktopus, Piranhaconda, and a new friend **Supercat** are travelling back to time to meet somebody who discovered bugs, Azmilio Amic

## **Transcript:**

* (We see Xavier, Yadina and Brad running around until they got slipped by banana peels)
* Brad: Aah!
* Yadina: Hey, everyone. Welcome to the show!
* Xavier: Today we are meeting the most funniest female comedian, Lucille Ball.
* Brad: She is best known for playing herself in the hit sitcom, I Love Lucy
* Yadina: I know, She's really funny
* Xavier: Okay, It's time to start the show
* (Xavier pushes the button)
* (The scene cuts to where Yadina, Brad and Xavier make a sitcom)
* Sharktopus: (Narrating) This episode of Xavier Riddle is filmed in front of a live audience.
* (Yadina and Night Cap are listening to rap music)
* (Brad opens the door)
* Brad: Hold it, right there.
* Yadina: What? Are you hating rap again?
* (The audience boos.)
* Brad: Yes.
* Night Cap: But...
* Brad: I've got a special surprise for you two rap fans!
* Yadina: Is it because you "Loaf" us?
* (The audience laughs.)
* Night Cap: Really?
* Brad: Yeah, It's my Music Machine!
* Yadina: And what will that do?
* Xavier: Show us.
* Brad: It has all your favourite songs like "Don't Stop Berby" and "The Missing Toy Blues"
* Yadina: Okay. I think I can "Pick" a good song
* (The audience laughs.)
* Xavier: Stop.
* Brad: But she can't "Help" it
* (The audience laughs.)
* Xavier: If it doesn't have my favorite swinging music. I can't "never" see it coming
* (The audience laughs.)
* Yadina: Oh, Xavier,
* Brad: Really?
* Xavier: What?
* Night Cap: So, If you need to have a good laugh...
* Xavier, Brad and Yadina: Just give up on your "Fans"
* (The audience laughs.)
* Night Cap: Ugh.
* Brad: What?
* Yadina: You do not like our jokes?
* Xavier: Jerk.
* Night Cap: Hey!
* Yadina: Learn to take a joke, Night Cap.
* Piranhaconda: This has got to be amazing
* (The audience boos.)
* Night Cap: What?
* Yadina: To the Secret Museum!
* (The audience cheers.)
* Brad: Come on, Xavier
* Xavier: Okay.
* (Once they arrive at the Secret Museum, They see a house)
* Yadina: It's a family house
* Xavier: Wonder who it belongs to.
* (It reveals to be Lucille Ball)
* Brad: Lucille Ball. That’s who who we‘re going to meet.
* Xavier: In Jamestown, In the year 1918.
* Brad: Almost 102 years ago
* Yadina: Hopefully, Lucille can help us make lots of comedy.
* (The audience cheers.)
* Brad: I hope.
* Xavier: Ready for adventure?
* Yadina: Ready!
* Brad: Kind of.
* (The audience boos.)
* Yadina: Oh boy.
* (They hold onto Berby, which sends them back in time to the year 1918)
* Xavier: So this is Jamestown in 1918.
* Yadina: It looks really cool.
* Brad: Uhh, Dizzy.
* (The audience laughs.)
* Xavier: Oh, Brad.
* Brad: I'm okay.
* Yadina: Okay.
* (Lucille appeared)
* Lucille: Hi, guys.
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad: Hi, Lucy.
* Lucille: So what brings you here to Jamestown?
* Xavier: Well, We wanted to explore your whole house.
* Yadina: Yes.
* Brad: Please?
* Lucille: Okay.
* Sharktopus; I can experience "What" your life is like there.
* (The audience laughs,)
* (Xavier, Yadina and Brad are getting angry.)
* Sharktopus: What? Too soon?
* Brad: Ugh.
* Yadina: Really?
* Xavier: That was the worst joke I've ever heard.
* Sharktopus: Hey!
* Lucille: Wow.
* (The Sharktopus grabs ahold of all four of them.)
* Sharktopus: I'll show you worst joke!
* Brad: We’re sorry.
* Yadina: Put us down!
* Xavier: Please!
* Lucille: Aah!
* (Berby arrived)
* Berby: (Here I come to save you!)
* Xavier, Yadina, Brad and Lucille: Berby!
* Berby: (I’m here!)
* (The Sharktopus grabs ahold of her.)
* Berby: (Aah! Someone help!)
* Sharktopus: You're free to go, Xavier!
* Xavier: Why me?
* Yadina, Brad and Lucile: Why him?
* Xavier: Why won’t you let the others go?
* Sharktopus: Because It's Free to go, But in the correct order.
* (The audience cheers.)
* Xavier: Okay.
* Yadina: Now, choose me.
* Brad: No, me.
* Lucile: Me.
* Berby: (Me).
* Sharktopus: I'll choose,
* ......
* Sharktopus: Berby
* Berby: (Yay!)
* Yadina: No!
* Brad: Aw, come on!
* Lucile: Let us down!
* Sharktopus: Now, Which one shall I'll choose next.
* Yadina: Me!
* Brad: Me!
* Lucile: Me!
* Sharktopus: I'll choose
* ......
* Sharktopus: Yadina.
* Yadina: Finally! Yes!
* Brad: Aw man!
* Lucille: Oh no.
* Sharktopus: Brad, you get to be put down.
* Brad: Yes!
* Lucille: Aah! What are you going to do with me?
* Sharktopus: Well, I will eat you
* Yadina: No!
* Brad: Don’t!
* Xavier: Stop eating Lucy.
* Lucile: Put me down!
* Sharktopus: Okay.
* Lucile: Thank you.
* Yadina, Brad and Xavier: Thank you!
* Lucile: Wanna come on over to my house?
* Xavier: Yes.
* Brad: Or, We can just fast-forward with a little help from our friend, Berby.
* (Berby appears)
* Berby: You called.
* Lucile: Hi, Berby
* Xavier: Take us to Lucy‘s house
* Yadina: Please.
* Brad: Fast.
* Berby: Okay.
* Xavier: Hold on tight, Lucy
* (Berby takes them to Lucy’s house.)
* Lucille: Mom, I'm home
* (The audience cheers)
* Lucile's Mom: Hey Sweetey, What are you doing?
* Brad: Hi, I’m Brad.
* Yadina: I’m Yadina and this is Dr. Zoom.
* Xavier: And I’m Xavier.
* Lucile: These are my friends.
* Lucile's Mom: (Laughs), I've got to admit, These kids are from the Secret Museum.
* Lucile: Yeah
* Yadina: We are.
* Xavier: Thank you.
* Lucile’s Mom: You are the greatest...
* Brad: Time traveling kids from the future
* Lucile: I know.
* Lucile’s Mom: Yeah.
* Lucile: Say, You wanna guest appear on my show, I Love Lucy?
* All: Yes!
* Lucile: Lights, Camera, Action!
* (The camera rolls)
* Lucile: Oh, I’m so bored!
* Xavier: Yeah, us too. We shouldn’t have a thing to do this week
* (The audience laughs.)
* Yadina: I have a better idea.
* Lucy: What?
* (The audience laughs)
* Yadina: Why don’t we breakdance for a little bit
* Lucile: Sure.
* (Yadina and Lucile are breakdancing)
* Brad: Wow!
* Xavier: I hate breakdancing
* Lucile: Don't worry, It's for your own good
* (The audience laughs)
* (The audience
* Brad: