Anything Goes

## Anything Goes world

**Anything Goes** is an ongoing DnD 5e experiment with rotating DMs. Each run last as many sessions as there are players, so everyone gets one chance to be the DM. As the title states, anything is allowed. All homebrew is allowed, any copyrighted character may appear, and any retcon may be used (within reason; you're stilling trying to have fun and tell a story that makes at least a little sense).

## **Anything Goes 1**

**Session 1: The Repair Shop**

**End of session 1**

**Session 2: The H.M.S. Monster Mash**

**End of session 2**

**Session 3: The Criminals**

**End of session 3**

**Session 4: The Simulation**

**End of session 4**

**Session 5: The Beach Episode**

**End of session 5**

**Session 6: The Boy Genius**

**End of session 6**

## **Anything Goes 2 Part 1**

**Session 1: The Train**

* Planet Tejo-Delo will implode in one month, because the stars (main source of energy; dyson spheres) mysteriously disappeared. Imploding the planet is the best way to get(/preserve?) energy now.
* Rigel hijacked the radio waves, announcing she'll give a free off-planet ride to anyone who brings her five roosters.
* PCs snuck onto a train, died due to many horrible disasters.
* Xhort went back in time to prevent the disasters.
* PCs stole five loosely-defined chickens from terrorists (Sunkeys).
* Rigel revealed that the disappeared stars are turning into people (one of them, Saiph, is on Rigel’s ship with her. Also the force users could tell her aura felt exactly like Saiph’s). She turned the chickens into horses and assigned the PCs to track one of the stars across the sky to meet up with it when it lands and becomes sentient.
* Rigel also warned Saerii to "watch out for Bellatrix."

**End of session 1**

**Session 2: The Desert**

* Xhort renamed himself to Mynameisses.
* The PCs rode through the desert, then stopped at a gas station to refuel their horses and get some stuff from the store:
	+ Saerii got **Vitamins** and an **Empty Rotomdex** (inhabited by Rose)
	+ Yin has an **Assist Trophy** and **Garlic Coca Cola**
	+ Utu took the **Receive-Only Landline**
	+ Jade got the **YuGiOh dress** (in exchange for a scarf)
* They followed the shooting star north until they arrived at a huge, uncrossable canyon. So instead they headed to a nearby town inhabited entirely by cats.
* Utu made it clear that his slug body and camera body are distinct from one another, but both controlled by the same mind. The body’s name is Utu. The camera named itself Papya Razi.
* From this town there was a bridge crossing the canyon, but no one is allowed to cross without proper documentation. Saerii ordered bridge passports for everyone except Mynameisses.
* While they were waiting for the passports to print, Saerii, Rose, and Papya helped the local library catalogue all their information onto computers, which were then to be loaded onto a rocket and shot into space, so even though the cats of this village would die in one month, their knowledge would live on.
* While crossing the bridge, the PCs encountered the Milkwalker, an ancient entity dedicated to safety. After determining that he meant no harm, the PCs let the Milkwalker submerge each of them in his mouth’s milk, taking them someplace safe.
* That is, everyone except Mynameisses, who’s name wasn’t on the list (and the bee horse and the robot horse, which were left behind circumstantially).

**End of session 2**

**Session 3: The Temple**

* PCs get milkwalkerred into an underground cave. Jade bought 10 pokeballs (and one premiere ball) and Papya traded his phone for a metal ring (and M12), from a shopkeeper named Pedal
* M12 (from the C.C. Corporation) appeared from the future, searching for the party from Anything Goes 1 because they destroyed M11.
* They entered combo Jedi/Sith/Chozo temple through a color-match gate. They left their horses in the lobby. Roombas in the library led the PCs to the Queen Roomba, who asked retrieving her stolen crown from the (robot) wolves.
* PCs wandered into the Sith room and discovered magic force coins that both function as currency and implant memories of specific force wielders.
* A secret passage led from the Sith room to a Chozo room, where Jade touched the Chozo orb and got the Varia Suit. The suit’s gun is unarmed and when fired, shoots a random item from Jade’s inventory.
* Another passage led to a large, grassy room with a crevice leading to the planet’s core. The Wolf leader was in there. During the fight Jade threw a pokeball at a Wolf, which disintegrated it.
* PCs retrieved the crown and returned it to Queen Roomba, who reverted to her original humanoid-form.
* M12 noticed some clues that Katuli was inside the temple, and the PCs uncovered lots of puzzle pieces leading to a big locked door in the prison.
* PCs explored the Jedi room, then left the temple and talked to Gettin in the observatory.  He offered to get them out of the cave and into “the sky”
* The PCs returned to the prison puzzle and encountered Katuli, who was starved and immediately attacked upon release.
* M12 only wanted to congratulate Katuli for destroying M11, who if left alone would not allow the C.C. Corporation to eventually come into existence. So while everyone else was fighting, M12 kept feeding her in hopes of quelling her hunger but instead it healed her this entire time.
* Yin threw the assist trophy, summoning good!Katuli. They fused into one unhungry Katuli.
* M12 tried to send her back to the time she came from, which was the current time. (so nothing changed). Katuli changed shape into a horse for ease of travel.
* Gettin made his observatory’s telescope bigger and bigger until the PCs could walk through it “into the sky.”
* Papya turned to Saerii and said “we need to talk”

**End of session 3**

**Session 4: The Ranch**

* The party wakes up in a dark cave filled with giant bone cattle and wandering souls. In a nearby saloon, Yin was negotiating with Cowboydies (Death), who tells them that they have been claimed to the underworld because they cheated death when they all should have died in the fight against Katulii.
* Cowboydies sent Katuli through a portal to “where she’s supposed to be.”
* Cowboydies has a wife, Grammaphone (like Persephone).
* Jade put his horse in a pokeball, and Rose memorized the form of the robot horse.
* Grammaphone explained that there are all kinds of death and space and time gods in various councils.
* In the hot springs, Papya and Saerii show eachother their holocrons. Papya’s holocron is of Darth Utuu explaining how some force magic works, says “I look forward to seeing you out in the galaxy” but never mentions a name. Saerii’s holocron was a recording of her old master running through a study guide for being a jedi. It’s her last memory of the remnants of the Jedi order.
* Yin got Cowboydies to agree to a game: The PCs have to fight each other and Cowboydies put a bet on one of them without telling who it is. If that person wins, they can all leave the underworld.
* During the fight Rose split some of her body mass off to create a new, entirely separate mechamorph, which grabbed the power-up at the center of the arena and transformed into a Landmaster, which Jade then caught with a pokeball.
* Yin drank the garlic soda and gained a 1-time-use Waft, used against Papya
* M12 won the fight, and since that is what Cowboydies predicted, they were sent back to the exact moment before they were taken to the underworld, sitting around a campfire. Katuli walked up and explained “the time god said no.”

**End of session 4**

**Session 5: The Crucible**

* The party (minus M12 and Katuli) were time-teleported to The Crucible, where they had a long and difficult fight with Mr. C, filled with many anime and video game references.
* They won the fight and each gained a wish from Mr. C:
	+ Jade wished for a complete set of Pokemon to fill his Pokeballs. Two of them were already filled with his horse and the mechamorph landmaster. In addition to them he gained Dratini, Goomy, Charjabug, Conkeldurr, Elekid, Swinub, Floette, and Slowbro in his pokeballs, and Gardevoir in his premiere ball.
	+ Rose didn’t have anything to wish for, so she gave her wish to Saerii.
	+ Papya wished that this party would stay together forever. The granted wish doesn’t physically tether the PCs together, but it does guarantee that they’ll always run into each other again, even in future lives.
	+ Saerii first wished for an accurate Jedi starmap, then she used Rose’s wish to give Rose a “perfect automaton body” (robot girl with plant slots).
	+ Yin wished for his boyfriend, Antone, to be brought back to life. After this he left the party to search for him.
* Once all the wishes were sorted out Mr. C teleported everyone to “where they need to be.”

**End of session 5**

**Session 6: The Puppets**

* The party was teleported onto Rigel’s ship. She was surprised and slightly angry to see them. She and Saiph were headed to a circus, which was roughly where the shooting star would land, and she had expected to meet the party there, after they arrived.
* Rigel used her horse powers to summon all the horses (except Yin’s horse) to the stables outside the circus tent.
* The Clown Manager mistook the party for circus performers and ushered them in the back way, where he, Paul Furnelia, and Bellatrix (a puppeteer who uses the illegal black hole app in her performances) explained that they had to save the show (the circus’ last show before the planet implodes).
* In full clown make-up, the party had to say funny and/or insulting things to the “enemy” puppets to defeat them.
* After their segment, the show was interrupted by the starchild crashing into the stage. Rigel and Saiph immediately got up from their seats in the audience to approach the new starchild and started whispering to her. This interruption upset Bellatrix, who recognized that all three starchildren were puppets themselves.
* (The new one got up and introduced herself as Ophiuchi)
* Suddenly the party were trapped in the middle of a fight between the starchildren and Bellatrix’s puppets (which were now big thanks to the black hole app)
* The party realized Bellatrix’s accusations were true when they found out they could hurt Rigel, Saiph, and Ophiuchi the same way they defeated the puppets in the show, with their words.
* After their puppets were defeated, Puppetshow introduced themself and (hoping to intimidate the party) explained that they were the mastermind behind many (but not all) of the events that had led them here. However after the threat of violence, Puppetshow immediately backed down and returned the stolen hearts of the starchildren and the horses. Though they promised this would not be their last encounter with the party…
* The starchildren were now fully themselves for the first time.
* Saiph couldn’t speak, but she charade-mime’d an idea to save the planet from having to implode: They could use Bellatrix’s illegal black hole app to make the planet small, reducing the amount of energy it would need to sustain itself.
* Saerii, Papya, Rose, Jade, M12, Paul, Rigel, Saiph, Ophiuchi, Clown Manager, Bellatrix, and all five horses loaded onto Rigel’s spaceship. They left the atmosphere, then carried out the plan. Miniature Planet Tejo-Delo now rests hovering and slowly rotating over Rigel’s coffee table.

-epilogue-

The party + NPCs spent some time getting to know one another while figuring out what to do next. After a week or two, most of them acquired their own spacecraft and went their separate ways.
**End of session 6**

## **Anything Goes 2 Part 2**

**Session 7: The Universe**

* About a year had passed. Papya and Jade went on a tourist trip across the universe. Paul Furnelia (monkey) visited every public library in the galaxy. Rose tagged along with Saerii to the Jedi temple. M12 returned to the future to be repaired and sent to his next time-destination: in front of Jade and Papya at the Gand Canyon (of String).
* Everyone saw a force vision of Saerii asking for help. It cut out, but left a visible string to be followed to her location (a restricted, shifting planet).
* They landed and saw Saerii’s ship, crashed and intersecting with another ship from another dimension. Rose was inside, where Saerii had left her.
* Rose had the starmap, which depicted the remaining stars moving wildly and large cracks across the galaxy. Their current location was in an intersection of some of the cracks.
* Paul used his psychic powers to teleport everyone one mile and ten feet in the direction of the force string. They emerged at someplace that looked like three different temples flickering between each other.
* They were attacked by Jedi guards, then they killed the guards with a psychic blast and force lightning. Jade shapeshifted into a Clone Trooper and Papya force-puppeted a dead body wearing clone armor (which he named Paper Horse), posing as carrying the others as prisoners. They entered the temple(s).
* M12 scouted ahead and met Jessie (a starchild and a thief, who was lost and starving).
* Paul teleported the group again, further into the temple and along Saerii’s tether… into a hallway full of battle droids.
* Jade sent out their Landmaster, and it was destroyed by the droids’ fire. M12 was also fatally injured by this. Papya threw his lightsaber, destroying most of the droids, and Rose assimilated one of the “super” ones.
* Paul tried to perform CPR on M12, which failed. Papya cast Mending on M12, which worked.
* Papya used the force to view a droid’s memory, and learned that they were in the process of converting a jedi temple into their base, and that Saerii had been trapped in the command center.
* The next room was similar in two alternating realities; a person sat in the middle of the room in both (a Jedi and the Oracle of Delphi). They told the party a prophecy that the thing that’s happening here will happen to the whole universe, and they will be involved.
* They teleported again to avoid more approaching battle droids in the hallway, to a chamber with a large door. Jade impersonated a tactical droid and requested access, but they saw through the ruse and fired immediately upon the opening of the door.
* Saerii was being held in force-restricting cuffs. During the droid battle, Papya and Rose almost died. Actually Papya did die but M12 rewound time so that he didn’t. (in another timeline, his soul left his body but didn’t enter the next life. He was probably a force ghost for a while).
* The string/tether wasn’t Saerii’s doing, it was (probably) a representation of how the party is permanently linked together by Mr. C.
* Saerii suspects that she, Papya, and any record of Jedi or SIth originated from an alternate universe, not this one.
* The universal anomaly is the reason the C.C. Corporation sent M12 back to this event. He read his files and explained that this universe was entropying and reaching its end, while younger, stronger universes were bleeding into it.
* The remaining stars, which are moving even faster now, will eventually explode, destroying this universe and causing ripple effects in others.
* The distortions were getting exponentially worse (both on the star map and in this room). Paul used his psychic cube teleport one more time to get everyone out of there.

**End of session 7**

**Session 8: The Warden**

* All in Jade and Papya’s RV (except Paul who still had his own ship), the party headed towards another planet with cracking reality
* On the way, they detected an approaching force, similar to the string of fate that binds them together. They went around it, then it changed direction to continue following them.
* They slowed down and let it into the ship. Once inside, the radio played a bit of a song saying “welcome” and it jumped towards Papya, but was deflected by Saerii, hitting some fuzzy dice which disappeared.
* Paul psychically learned that the new string had no will of its own, but is being controlled by someone on the other end.
* M12 did internet research and all it found was folklore about things like this taking people away. There were no records of those people coming back.
* Jade piloted the RV “away” from the source of the wire
* The end started to fray into a web, then suddenly targeted Rose and Saerii simultaneously, teleporting them away. The people and objects inside the RV did not get teleported. In the void of space, M12 tried to move by firing his blaster. He accidentally flew straight into the wire and was teleported away.
* Paul flew away in his one-man ship, towards the other end of the wire. While indisposed, Papya, Jade, and Jessie were also touched and teleported.
* Paul could now see the tethers that connect everyone, five were leading in one direction and one in another. Paul followed the five, which led towards a wheel-shaped planet.
* Saerii and Rose found themselves in a western desert town, someplace completely off the starmap.
* A local welcomed them to “the town,” and explained that a wedding would be happening soon, but around the same time the town is scheduled to be attacked.
* A wide cyclops (the Watchman) asked to look into their eyes, then stamped their waists with “Wedding Guest” and “Wanderer”
* They find M12 in the wagon parking lot. His sensors can’t determine exactly where and when he is.
* The soon-to-be-wife asked the Wanderers to find “wendigos” (shapeshifters), and stop them from attending and attacking the wedding.
* Jade Rain appeared and they explained the situation to them. Then the party went to find the watchman in his watchtower, which is turned on its side. He isn’t helpful. He explained who the werewolves are, and that they and wednigos hate each other.
* Jessie appeared and was more interested in party favors than finding wendigos. Paul’s ship lands in a field of flowers, and he wants to be paid for the wendigo finding job.
* The bride and groom explained that the two factions (families) of people who live in the town are werewolves and unmagical wanderers. Also they’re time measurement is imprecise, any short period of time is “a while” and any long period of time is “a week.”
* The party acquired a wedding guest list, and went searching for the people on the list. Paul got separated from the rest of the group, and met The Witness (a duck) who wanted to get off the planet, which Paul only agreed to help with if The Witness would become his apprentice.
* They met up the rest of the party, and the Witness explained what he’s seen: 1) The family of people who don’t know what wendigos are are wendigos. They don’t hate werewolves, but they want to attack because they’re jealous they don’t get a day of pride the way werewolves have the full moon. 2) Staying on the planet drains people’s memories, and the only way to get off this planet is to answer five questions about yourself. Who you are, What you are, Where you are, When you are, and Why you are. 3) The only people who know When they are are the Watchmen, the only people who have a watch. The Witness used to be a Watchmen but isn’t anymore. 4) If it doesn’t start with W, it probably doesn’t exist on this planet.
* Paul decided that the Witness should have a name and so he named him Daryll, despite his protest. Also he claimed not to be a duck, though he didn’t know what he truly was.
* The party got into their respective ships (Rose as Saerii’s old ship) and headed West to look for the Watchman (and Papya, who M12 sensed would be in the same direction but he was wrong). They arrived at a warehouse in the middle of a wintery white woods. Inside the warehouse was a wrestling ring.
* M12 created clones to wrestle against a whale and a weed-dryad, and Saerii wagered to learn When We Are by acquiring one of the Watchmen’s watches if the M12s won.
* They did win, but the Watchmen were reluctant to give a watch. Instead, a Wildebeest Watchman negotiated further with Saerii, allowing her a look at the watch IF she could take care of a mysterious red Wanderer (Papya) upsetting the Wasteland War by hoarding the waste.
* Papya thought every piece of trash in the wasteland could become like him, so he wanted to take it all with him and protect it. M12 lied that he’d make enough clones to procure every item here. Papya believed him and was convinced to leave empty handed for now.
* While flying to meet the Wildebeest Watchman at the wedding, Papya was sucked into a portal, then Jade and M12 prime jumped in to save him (leaving behind a clone to pilot the RV), then the portal closed. However, M12 was too short to reach the controls, so the ship plummeted to the ground. With a combination of efforts, Paul, Rose, and Saerii managed to save it from crashing.
* At the wedding, according to the Wildebeest Watchman, what happened to Papya was that he was taken by the Warden. Saerii asked to see the Warden, in exchange for (pretending to) arrest The Witness for knowing too much (and Paul for protecting him).
* The warden’s portal opens, letting the party in. M12 and Jade were there waiting for Papya to finish being interviewed by the Warden.
* Paul tried to get Wendy the Waitress to answer his questions, but she didn’t know the answers, no matter how many Wheat Thins he ate.
* In the Warden’s white void, Papya, Jade, and M12 had been confronted by the Warden, who introduced herself also as the Woman, the Wizard, etc. She created a wall to give her and Papya some privacy while she interrogated him for his crimes by looking through all his photos.
* M12 quietly, digitally asked the Warden if she knew Mr. C. That got her attention, so she teleported him to her office and explained that she was angry at him. Her attacking the party was a form of revenge against Mr. C, since he used Wish without permission, and that his strings connecting people are cutting the universe apart. M12 explained that Mr. C. wants to give the universe another chance, which is why he was sent back to this time period.
* M12 made a wager with her, they would fight and if they could figure out how to win she would grant them 15 answers about how to heal the universe, but if they didn’t then she would own every M12 model in existence.
* M12 returned and the fight commenced; beginning with the Warden summoning all the innocent wedding guests and asking the party to kill them. Saerii refused, and Paul’s true sight located the Warden, who took the brunt of all attacks. Though she was weak, she could withstand anything, so the battle continued until M12 realised that the trick was to say “We win.”
* The Warden gave Jade a walky-talky which they can use to ask her the 15 questions, whenever they’re ready. Then she opened portals to all the places that were in Papya’s photographs, and they chose the one inside the RV from before they collected touristy tchotchkes. ~~(and Paul was given his ship back as well).~~
* Paul’s heart grew two sizes that day, due to his attachment to “Daryll” the Witness “duck” and Wendy the Waitress, who both went along with the party.

**End of session 8**

**Session 9: The Dragon**

* The party was contacted by a Medical Android mk2.0.2 (MediAn for short), requesting them to come to planet Zigguraxus to help her patient.
* Ziggurasxus was a planet shaped like a dragon’s head, and it was surrounded by many of the rifts in the fabric of the universe. While navigating towards the planet, this was dangerous, but from its surface it made the sky look like a beautiful patchwork of different skies.
* They arrived at the gates to the Chromatic Heights gated neighborhood, where, after being let inside, MediAn introduced the party to her patient, Tiamat, who had been split into five separate humanoid beings (called Green, Black, Red, Blue. and White).
* Blue explained how they’ve been separated for years now, and have grown apart, but she now wanted her sisters to fuse back into the full Tiamat using a machine she invented (with MediAn’s help).
* Since the five Tiamat sisters were once one being, they’re connected by fate in much the same way the party was, which was having the same effect on the universe. So helping them was a step towards stopping the end of the universe.
* She needed the party to convince them that re-fusing was a good idea, and also to collect a power source for the fusion machine, which was designed to be solar-powered.
* First the party split up and interviewed each sister one-on-one.
	+ Paul and Daryll watched a Robo-Cop romance movie with Green, who seemed to know much more about the franchise than they did.
	+ Jade learned that Black enjoys torture and murder.
	+ Papya and Wendy learned that Red likes stealing items from people, and the subtle suffering that people experience when she does this to them.
	+ M12 learned that Blue’s motivation was her pride, and that Rigel was the one who hired MediAn to work on Tiamat’s case.
	+ Saerii learned that White enjoys solitude, and that her sisters think she’s stupid, and make fun of her for it because of her tendency to live in the moment rather than planning for the future.
* The party gathered in the RV to discuss what they’d learned. They decided that their best strategy would be to pair up Green and White, and Black and Red, because they had some things in common and may warm up to each other that way.
* They left Daryll to take care of this (and Wendy to provide Red with snacks) while the rest of the party headed to get the alternate power source: a solar energy crystal, which could only be retrieved by winning a game of whack-a-mole at the Dragon Cave Carnival. They killed 100 dragon moles and won the prize.
* Before returning to Chromatic Heights, Papya and Paul kidnapped a dragonborn man named Arkris, because they thought they could give him to Red and Black as a group torture activity.
* However when they arrived back, things had gone poorly. A fight had broken out between White and Green, and Black joined in on it just for fun. Due to the worsening relationship between the sisters, more rifts were opening up, now on the surface of the planet.
* The party split up again to convince each sister to stop fighting.
	+ Papya presented Arkris to Red and Black. He didn’t provide them much entertainment until Red intimidated him into telling her his address, where she went to go steal all his valuable belongings. Papya went along with her, and convinced her that her treasure horde would only grow if she reunited with her sisters.
	+ White realised that Green had purposefully aggravated her just for the fun of a fight, and left so as not to give her the satisfaction. Saerii followed and convinced her that her sisters would stop mocking her if she reunited.
	+ Rose took control of the RV, in order to make a quick getaway if one was needed.
	+ Everyone else tried to talk down Green and Black, who were now fighting each other for no reason but the challenge and fun of it. At first they were bonding over it, until Black ran out of fake insults and actually hurt Green’s feelings. The party de-escalated the conflict and explained that, though perhaps few and far between, other Tiamat-level gods existed for them to test their strength against, once they reunited.
* Somewhat reluctantly, all five Tiamat sisters gathered inside the fusion machine, powered by the solar crystal. As MediAn was activating it, Papya threw two of his coin-shaped holocrons into the machine (one Jedi and one Sith). As Tiamat’s full form burst from the machine, she was a bit different than she had been originally: Green, the leftmost head, had the Sith symbol on her forehead. White, the rightmost head, had the Jedi symbol on her forehead. And Red, the center head, had a golden yin-yang on her forehead.
* As the RV flew up towards the sky, they could see the rifts closing, as Tiamat’s damage to the universe was healing itself, until only one remained.
* Once they were out of the atmosphere, Jesse revealed the items she had stolen from the sisters while the party was interviewing them.
	+ From Blue’s house, **Mysterious blueprints** and an **Eye patch with a mock eye set in blue sapphire and moonstone (used for live-streaming).**
	+ From White’s house, a **Pair of engraved bone dice**
	+ From Red’s house, a **Gold VHS copy of Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone**

**End of session 9**

**Session 10: The War**

* (A while after the previous session) The RV was leisurely floating through space, and suddenly two giant spaceships puncturing each other appeared right in front of it. The party blacked out from the sudden impact
* Saerii, Papya, Jade, Rose, and M12 awoke in a hallway. Paul, Daryll, Wendy, and Jessie are gone and the ship is nowhere to be seen.
* They were awoken by two Ruby guards who were attempting to arrest them, but ran and hid when some robotic invaders entered the hall. Papya sensed dark side energy from them, so he approached them, and they mercilessly shot him. The rest of the party joined the fight.
* While the others fought, Jade talked to the Rubys who were hiding beneath some boxes and debris. They agreed to not arrest the party if they could take care of the robot invaders, and they made a plan to talk to Sapphire (who can see the future) about the impending end of the world.
* The robots, called Necrons, believed themselves to be better than any other form of life because they were around first. They appeared to have no emotions. Papya liked their dark side energy and believed that by “knocking them down a peg” he could befriend them. However when they were defeated, they were too dead to befriend, so Papya revived one of them (causing it to be temporarily loyal to him), then picked up one of their Anti-matter rifles.
* Papya also viewed the Necron’s memories; he saw their commander emerging from a coffin, and their army poof and shatter many gems after they pierced their ship.
* While the Rubys guided the party towards Sapphire, Papya’s Necron thrall asked why they’re entertaining lower life-forms. Also Papya lied to the Rubys, telling them that he’s a Gem called Pyrite.
* Upon request, Rose attached to Jade’s Varia Suit so she could copy it. Rose tried to transform into a version of the suit that would fit Saerii, but couldn’t alter the design.
* The way to Sapphire was blocked by another battle. A Lapis Lazuli was cowering in fear from five Necrons, two of which were larger and more powerful. Papya sent his thrall out to act as talk the enemies down, but they killed it instead.
* The fight was hard, and afterwards the Rubys and Lapis led the party to a room where they could rest. There, a strange green reptilian creature with large dark eyes introduced himself as “A Chronicler” (or “71”). He reiterated that the universe is dying and drawing from other universes. He thinks that everyone (or at least one person) in the party isn’t originally from this universe.
* He said there’s a place called the World of Gates, which is a constant in every universe, and holds portals to every universe in existence. He claimed that everyone in the party needed to return to their original universe(s), in order to save this one.
* M12 brought the Chronicler out into the hallway to talk in private, then pulled a gun on him, intimidating him into admitting that he wasn’t supposed to interact with people. He was just supposed to monitor the collapse of the universe, but he decided he wanted to help. He then gave M12 a comically large gun (CLG).
* Rose tried to practice modding her transformations, which she failed at earlier. She failed again, so many times in a row that she permanently lost one of her memorized forms (the Armored Battle Droid).
* 71 also gave other gifts to the party. He gave the force users each one lightsaber enhancement. He gave Jade a Master Ball with a Ho-oh in it.
* With everyone rested, they continued on their way to Sapphire. Papya revived another Necron mook, and asked it to tell him the Necron history. They used to be flesh and bone, until another species called “the Katan” roboticized them and forced them to fight their wars, until they rose up and imprisoned the Katan. Then, beings from other universes started appearing and believing that the universe was their own. They wanted to prove their superiority and cleanse the universe, so they began killing everything that wasn’t Necron.
* In Sapphire’s chamber, her Amethyst and Ruby guards were wary of Papya’s Necron, until he demonstrated control over it. Sapphire explained that Paul, Jessie, Daryll, and Wendy had been here before, and told them how to get to the hangar where the RV was being kept. However, the hanger was currently occupied by the Necron army and their commander/Lord, who can revive them at will.
* Sapphire’s vision of the future was hazy as there were too many possibilities. All the party could do was trust in what they had already been told.
* Papya convinced Sapphire to let her Lapis guard fight along with the party. Then they got a telepathic message from Paul, explaining that he, Daryll, and Wendy (but not Jessie) had just been released from the Gem’s jail and were now heading towards the hangar to join the fight.
* The (extended) party spent some time buffing before entering the hanger, including M12 creating 16 clones.
* Jade entered the hangar first, and saw the Necron Lord sitting on top of the Roswell Vengabuster '98, their RV. He cast a gaseous cloud over Jade which nearly killed them instantly. In an attempt to get them out of the area of effect, Lapis blasted him with water. She succeeded in moving them… but also damaged them, to death. Jade’s last words were “This blows. See you in Hell.”
* Papya (enlarged) turned around in anger and attacked Lapis. Before he did enough damage to poof her, he made eye contact and said “Later.” Then he turned into gaseous form and approached the Lord. While he was a cloud, one of the Necron shot him at a direct hit, ending his gaseous form. The camera fell to the floor.
* The Lord pointed at the original M12 and said “Die” while casting a powerful spell. M12 was destroyed, and in that same moment, so were all of his clones.
* Rose transformed into a copy of the RV and floor’d it towards the Lord, knocking aside anything between her and him. He took some good damage, but not enough.
* Paul and company arrived on the scene. Paul used his psychic healing power to revive Papya. He was thankful, but his eyes darkened when he looked back at Jade, who was beyond Paul’s help.
* Rose hit zero hit points.
* On her last legs, Saerii swung her lightsaber at the Lord, cutting him clean in half, ending his life. But the battle raged on with the remaining Necron foot soldiers.
* They were defeated easily.
* Papya got the Master Ball out of Jade’s pocket and sent out Ho-Oh, who offered to grant one wish (total, not one per person). Papya wished to resurrect Jade and M12, which he did. (“I may be able to grant more if you release me… If I like you”)
* Once Jade spoke again, Papya looked relieved. Then he pulled his lightsaber on Lapis. She begged him not too. Paul used Psychic inquisition to stop him, and he resisted it. Saerii went to block.
* M12 used temporal heal on Rose, returning her to the RV form she was in before she was hit. The surprise of this distracted the force users, and Papya’s lightsaber stabbed Lapis, poofing her. M12 used temporal heal on her as well.
* Rose approached the dead Necron Lord. She merged with him and healed his wounds to the point where she could copy his form. She then called her friends over to strike him down again as soon as she unmerged from him.
* Even unexpectedly revived with 1hp, he put up a fight, but was ultimately no match for everyone. Saerii killed him again.
* With everything else taken care of, the force users searched the force for Jessie, and didn't find her. Saerii asked Lapis if she could ask Sapphire if she knew where Jessie was, but Lapis was traumatized and left as soon as she could.
* Papya opened a treasure chest with his lightsaber and found some sodas in it. He opened another without his lightsaber and found an innertube. In a third box was a radio antenna. Papya took the antenna and innertube, but left the soda.
* They found an intercom and paged for Jessie. The first Lapis (hair in buns, stayed behind in the break room) replied saying that she saw Jessie be kidnapped by Necrons.
* Papya and M12 (and his clones) went on a rescue mission and came back with Jessie several hours later.
* All the while, there was a large rift approaching the Gem ship, but waiting for Jessie was worth it.
* The Necrons had taken Jessie as an energy source, and once she had been saved they realised they were thoroughly defeated, and retreated. Once the Necron ship was unhooked from the Gem’s ship, they began repairs, and then began moving away from the rift.
* Jessie was weak, so Papya used force lightning to re-energize her. Jessie was very upset that some of her items and clothes were lost on the Necron ship, so Papya gave her an anti-matter rifle.
* With everyone together again, they got into the RV and left.
* The Chronicler gave Jade his phone number, gave the party the coordinates to the World of Gates and promised to meet them there.
* Saerii and Papya had a heart to heart about Papya’s desire for revenge. Papya said he did it to protect the people he cares about.

**End of session 10**

**Session 11: The Commercial Break**

* Day 1:
* After a leisurely grocery shopping trip, the party was eating together inside the RV. Paul was eating bananas and tossing the peels onto the ground in an attempt to make a throne out of banana peels. One of the banana peels appeared to get up and crawl away. Saerii, assuming it was bugs, picked up the peel and threw it away.
* In the trash can, the peel was playing dead. But the force users could tell that it was actually alive.
* M12 searched for information on it, and learned that it was a parasite and it’s natural lifespan is ten minutes.
* Papya gave Wendy a lesson in Sith Necromancy by explaining how to bring the banana peel back from the dead. She was enraptured, and performed the ritual reself, successfully. Then Paul used Psychic Inquisition on her so that she forgot how to do it (for the next two days).
* Saerii tried to actually dispose of all the banana peels, which disturbed the whole hive. Paul psychically dominated all of them.
* Everyone used M12 to digitally leave reviews of the grocery store where they bought the bananas.
* Day 2:
* M12 revealed that his primary purpose is to be a children's toy, and monitor families to send information back to the C.C. Corporation.
* Paul used Psychic Inquisition to make Wendy believe that Papya was her dad (replacing the previous inquisition). He happily played along.
* Papya was showing Wendy how to throw a lightsaber. When she tried, it ricochet tons of times, narrowly missing hitting anyone, until Rose caught it. With Saerii’s permission, she handed it back, and merged with it so she could stop potential future disasters.
* Day 3:
* M12 was called by the C.C. Corperation to go on a mission, promising to be back soon, and time travelled away.
* Jade gave Papya (and Wendy) extremely efficient and safe driving lessons.
* While Paul was napping, Papya and Wendy tried to pull a prank on him by drawing on his face. His natural reaction was to scream loudly and release a psychic blast, slamming Wendy against the ceiling, then she fell back onto the floor, severely damaged. Paul then healed her once he was fully awake.
* Day 4:
* Aware that Wendy’s belief that he was her father would run out this day, he asked her if there was any father-daughter activity she wanted to do. She asked to learn how to take pictures. Papya gladly took many photos with her, of the party going about their day. They all had great composition, and made an impressive moodboard. When the time ran out, she was embarrassed, but admitted she had a good time.
* Paul continued to throw books at Daryll because he wasn’t studying psychic how-to books hard enough.
* After much practicing, Rose finally succeeds in combining two of her transformations: the Varia Suit and the lightsaber.
* In her off-time, (in addition to practicing modding) Rose listened to an audiobook about gardening, and sometimes used roomba form to clean the floors (which is decently effective, especially with Papya’s help)
* Paul picked up the Warden’s walky-talky, and asked her to send someone to make him an iron throne (to replace his banana throne). She complied, though this counted as one of the 15 questions. Before long, a big , square ship with a neon sign that said “Workshop” approached the RV. Paul boarded it and met a woman called the Welder. She measured the RV and Paul’s body to plan out the throne. Papya (using the force) requested that it have spider legs so it could move around.
* To pass time in the Workshop’s Waiting Room, Paul ripped up magazines. Papya mended each one back together. They kept doing this. Eventually, the magazines got mixed up and were mended incorrectly. This mistake inspired them to create their own magazine from the pieces of the old ones.
* Daryll’s studies finally paid off when he figured out how to (clumsily) levitate a glass of water. He used his newfound power to retaliate, throwing books at Paul.
* Meanwhile, Mr. C had been watching these events on a TV while eating popcorn.
* The whole party heard a TV announcer voice saying “We will return to this exciting story after these messages!” Saerii reached out with the force, and strangely felt no disturbance. Slowly, reality began to shift around them.
* Project Armory:
* The party found themselves in a movie studio, having to play out different commercials.
* Paul narrated over Jade displaying many different styles of armor, and dissing each one. This episode’s challenge was to create armor that would fit Saerii. Rose used her newfound ability to become only the top half of the Varia Suit, which fit over Saerii’s human half, while the spider half armor was teased but not revealed. You’d have to tune into the actual episode to find out how they did it!
* + 22 points
* Make a Wish Foundation with a real genie:
* Papya played the genie by casting gaseous form on himself, while Saerii (poorly) narrated.
* +9 points
* Breaking News:
* Papya played a news reporter: “A psychic monkey named Paul has escaped the circus! He is armed (with psychic powers) and dangerous!” He is drunk and driving Rose!RV down a highway. Jade in a cop car is hot on his trail.
* Cut to Saerii playing the circus ringleader, uncomfortably begging for Paul to be returned for her.
* + 16 points
* Kaylor Family Sitcom:
* Rose as Cobalt Apollo, Jade as Sandy, Paul as Bonny, Papya as Lucian, and Saerii as [the mom dragon]
* The family’s car was stolen, and they went up a mountain to look for it. Where they found Bonny’s mom, and many emotional scenes ensued.
* Special season finale airing this Friday
* +24 points
* M12 shelter:
* Paul cast mystic charm on the camerman so they liked him more.
* Everyday, local M12s are in danger. Please donate to the local shelter to care for them
* Rose played M12, crying a single digital tear, then rolling into a wall and falling over. When she fell over, the footage slowed down while Jade (playing Beyonce) sand In The Arms of an Angel.
* +29 points
* Toy Lightsaber:
* Paul plays a child bordely playing with toys in his room.
* Jade plays Mads Mikkleson playing Dad, who bursts into the room showing his children how to play with this cool new toy (Rose, in lightsaber form), sets sold seperayely!
* Endorsements from Papya and Saerii.
* +21 points
* Fast Food:
* Saerii describes a diner an old Jedi friend of hers frequented. Rose plays the diner (taking the shape of the RV without wheels). Jade plays Dexter Jettster. Papya and Paul play satisfied customers.
* Saerii plays a Guy Fieri-type on a show called Flavor Village reviewing the restaurant. Papya promises to come back to Dex’s Diner three times a day.
* +11 points
* Disease prevention:
* (throughout all of these, Paul constantly “kills” a stuntman called Robot Downy Jr.)
* Jade plays a robot who is being taken over by a “disease” (Rose the Galvanic Mechamorph). Papya and Saerii play doctors who are advocating for the cure, which is talking to the mechamorph. Paul plays robot!Jade’s friend who talks Rose off of them
* +13 points
* Car Sale:
* Jade plays the salesman listing the positives of Big Ol’ Lot’s and Lot’s of Cars. The rest of the party play a family who talk about how their new RV will fulfill their every desire. +20 points
* Golden Sky Mysteries:
* Black and white noir detective mystery
* Papya (the Pigeon) walks into Jade (the Fox)’s office. He asks them to solve the case of the witch murder. Saerii (the Tanuki) and Rose (The Dog) discuss who could have possibly committed the witch murder. The Tanuki gets distracted by food. The detectives burst in on Paul (Anne Hathaway (The Witch)), proclaiming that they were paid off. The Witch extends one hand and reveals a lightsaber. Cliffhanger.
* +16 points
* Vote Sunflower Party:
* Jade cast Saerii to play the Oak Tree, an old party that clings to outdated beliefs.
* “Praise the Sunflower.” “We always face the sun. in five years everything will be powered by solar energy.” “The Sunflowers rise above it all”
* +20 points
* Fall of Vaowiel as a spanish drama:
* Saerii, already having eight legs, puts on an octopus costume.
* Paul (Spanish Neth) enters stage right, declaring his love for Jade (Spanish Nando), then his head falls off. Saerii (Spanish Daniel) declares revenge against Neth’s killer. Daniel invites Papya (Medreth) and Rose (Allison) along on the journey. Allison asks for there to be no fire. Daniel says “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
* +18 points
* Boat Sale:
* Papya summons boat costumes for everyone (Rose turns into just the bottom half of the RV).
* Big Bill Hell’s but for boats. Paul (and everyone) very enthusiastically. Paul does the challenge-pissing bit but takes it too far and this adis censored.
* +0 points
* Fantasy Kardashians:
* The horse and carriage tripped over a rock, causing the characters to argue for 15 minutes.
* +22 points
* Intermission:
* The stagehands appear to all be clones of Mr. C. Paul tred to ask the Warden if she could get them out of this place, which she couldn’t do, wasting another one of the questions. Paul asked for one the clone’s home address, and he gave it.
* Train Sale:
* Big Ol’ Lots and Lots of Trains. Same as Cars but with trains. Papya is wearing an “I like trains” t-shirt. Paul is tied to the train tracks and the ad cuts out right before he would have been run over.
* +28 points
* Fast Food 2:
* Paul-directed ad about a family-sized meal of “dikletts”
* +25 points
* Breaking News 2:
* It’s the anniversary of Mr. C unifying and becoming the ruler of the universe. Jade reports the weather. Paul stormed off so he was replaced with an actor in a Paul costume.
* +13 points
* D&D Smash Bros
* Featuring Spanish Daniel, Big Mama, Ann Hathaway the Witch, Robot Downy Jr., Daryll, Paul, and Skyler Storm
* +40 points
* The Crucible’s Got Talent
* Rose hosts a talent show where the contestants judge each other. When it was Papya’s turn to be judged by Saerii, he genuinely didn’t know how to impress her.
* +27 points
* Death Star Sale
* Paul shot the death star laser at the rest of the party
* +27 points
* Space Shp Sale
* Big Ol’ Lots and Lots of Spaceships. Featuring Rose as Saerii’s old transport shuttle, Paul’s ship, and Rigel’s ship
* +29 points
* Kiss and Tell
* An ad for a romance movie that doubles as a tutorial on how to kiss Jedi
* +16 points
* Atlantean Paradox Waterpark
* Hundreds of famous characters together in a very small pool in the middle of the desert. Waterslides and other fun structures (in the shape of Atlantean Paradox characters) rise from the water. The party are shown enjoying the activities. Atlantean Paradise.
* +15 points
* Pokemon BTOBS
* The party imitate BTOBS characters. Paul plays a mysterious pokemon.
* +48 points
* Cereal
* The party is eating boring cereal when the actors who play the cast of Shrek burst into the room and say lines from the movies Shrek and Shrek 2, making the party excited to eat Shrek-Os.
* +26
* Anything Goes 1
* The story is portrayed through Interpretive dance. Rose as Katuli. Jade as Pearl. Paul as Loch. Saerii as Clave. Papya holds puppets of Moped and Gregory.
* +22 points
* Monsters/Bounty Hunters Musical
* Keystone is a large animatronic dragon
* Rose as Marinara Turnstyle. Saerii as Clementine. Jade as Mercury. Paul as [goblin boy]. Papya as Murderbot.
* Saerii sings The Monster Mash while everyone danced.
* +5 points
* Star Heist Muppets
* Ewan Mcgreggor as Chrisopher Robin. Kermit the Frog asks Radbrynn how his day was. Jojo but really fast style recap of the plot of Star Heist.
* +19 points
* Search for the Lich's Phylactery
* The Lich, played by Paul, hides his phylactery, played by Rose. Jade plays the guards. Saerii and Papya play the contestants.
* +19 points
* Anything Goes 2 directed by Michael Bay
* The party were overwhelmed by tons of explosions. When they wake up, they’re back in the Workshop Waiting Room.
* The NPCs run into the room, saying they heard an explosion. Papya explained that it was a situation similar to the Warden, and everyone understood.
* Paul is dedicated to finding a way to eventually kill Mr. C.
* The Welder came in, announcing that the throne was finished. The throne was free of charge, but she asks if they’ll pay her for her waiting room which was destroyed with explosions. The party told her to call Mr. C, and that he’d pay for the damages.
* On their way out, the Welder handed Papya the remote that controls the throne’s legs.
* The throne is just as obtuse and intrusive as Paul asked it to be. Papya hid the remote and occasionally used it to mess with Paul.
* M12 returned.

**End of session 11**

**Session 12: The Retcon**

* Razzle’s Rentals called Jade, reminding them to return the Roswell Vengabuster RV Rental
* The party went to the Razzle’s Rentals planetoid, hoping to convince the authorities to extend their rental so they can more easily save the universe.
* Rose, Saerii, Paul, and M12 went to inspect some rental RVs under a large dome. Rose inspected and copied some models that seem different from the Roswell Vengabuster; an orange one owned by a vaping bird man (who was upset about the process), a red one owned by a small red robot (who didn’t seem to react), and a purple one that was loudly playing music.
* Meanwhile, Jade, Papya, and an M12 clone went to the desk to negotiate. After being told that more than two people and one robot were occupying the RV, the clerk disappeared to do some paperwork. Jade and Papya returned to the RV to talk to Daryll and Wendy
* M12 went to explain the situation to the rest of the party (except Jessie, who was off somewhere else). While explaining, he was picked up by a kid who was excited about finding a new toy. She asked if she could keep it, and the party let her because they still had another M12 clone with them.
* The party reconvened at the RV, and all took up roles that made them seem less like people to fit within the contract Jade had signed. M12, Rose, and Papya are “objects” (toy, rose, camera), Paul and Daryll are “pets” (monkey, duck), while Jade, Saerii, and Wendy are undeniably people, and Jessie was missing.
* The clerk got Razzle Dazzle (the owner of Razzle’s Rentals) to come and give an inspection, and after looking over the records, concluded that (due to time shenanigans) the Roswell Vengabuster should no longer exist.
* Razzle knew a lot more about the party’s past adventure than it seemed like he should know, which made the party suspicious. M12’s records of the future indicated that Razzle was in fact another alphabetical deity, for R.
* Razzle explained that the best way to save the universe would be to rewind, and reroute the timeline of events (while reducing, reusing, and recycling the same components of the timeline (AKA the same people, the party). He asserted that he was the right guy to go to. He explained that they needed to bring something back with them that they didn’t originally have, which would change the angle of the new timeline, completely avoiding the “rock in the stream” of the impending end of the universe.
* Papya yelled out to Jessie, which she heard and returned to the RV.
* They each got to choose one thing to rewind with them.
	+ Rose chose the RV.
	+ M12 chose the Warden’s walky-talky.
	+ Papya chose his scrapbook (after taking a picture of everyone in the RV at that moment).
	+ Saerii chose a Holocron, after recording all her memories.
	+ Jade chose the Master Ball with Ho-oh in it.
	+ Paul couldn’t decide what to choose, so Jade gave him a Pokeball with Goomy in it.
	+ Wendy chose the hot dog machine.
	+ Jessie chose one of her stolen trinkets.
	+ Daryll wasn’t attached to any one particular thing, so Rose gave him a deck of cards she had picked up.
* With an hour left before the end, Razzle directed the RV with everyone in it inside the dome.
* Once there, points of light started to appear in the sky, and move and dance around the dome, until it was entirely illuminated. The party (including NPCs) were rewinded with their items, (creating not only a new future, but also a new past) to the point right before they made their wishes with Mr. C.
* No one had any memories past that point, except for M12, who was actually originally from this version of the timeline (which was why he was always unable to determine the exact future of the previous timeline).
* Paul, now unfamiliar with Daryll, asked for his name. He said it was Dwayne.
* M12 reminded everyone to check their items. Saerii’s holocron played back all the memories she stored in it, while the part and Mr. C watched with interest. M12 filled in any gaps he could.
* Before they made new wishes, M12 used the walky-talky to talk to the Warden. She had just woken up, and sounded upset by the whole affair, but she reluctantly gave permission. “You can have your wishes, for now.”
	+ Yin made the same wish as the first time.
	+ Paul wished to take Mr. C’s place as the C-god. His name was now Carl.
	+ M12 wished that Mr. C was back in his place (but Paul still had a little godly power remaining. His name was now Paul Carl). He did this because he wouldn’t exist if things stayed that way.
	+ Saerii chose to delay her wish until she had more perspective on the matter.
	+ Rose wished that Rigel and her friends got to be who they really were.
	+ Jade wished to change her class; to start over and find a new path in life.
	+ Dwayne wished to become human.
	+ Jessie wished for a pocket dimension she could live in and store her stuff in.
	+ Wendy wished for the alphabet pantheon to not bother anybody anymore.
	+ Papya wished to have access to a library demiplane where he could view everyone's memories from all timelines.
* When everyone’s wishes started to take effect, the starchildren (including Jessie) returned to their original form as stars in the sky.
* To celebrate, Dwayne drew a card from the deck he now had. He drew Throne *(Throne: You gain proficiency in the Persuasion skill, and you double your Proficiency Bonus on checks made with that skill. In addition, you gain rightful ownership of a small keep somewhere in the world. However, the keep is currently in the hands of Monsters, which you must clear out before you can claim the keep as yours.)*
* Paul wanted in on the action, and drew Comet *(Comet: If you single-handedly defeat the next Hostile monster or group of Monsters you encounter, you gain Experience Points enough to gain one level. Otherwise, this card has no Effect.)*
* Papya was the last to draw. He drew Ruin. *(Ruin: All forms of Wealth that you carry or own, other than Magic Items, are lost to you. Portable property vanishes. Businesses, buildings, and land you own are lost in a way that alters reality the least. Any documentation that proves you should own something lost to this card also disappears).* Due to this, he lost his physical photo album, but kept the memories. He also lost his clothes, but was otherwise unaffected.
* Mr. C’s job was done. He opened gates for everyone to enter, which would lead them to wherever they belonged.
* Papya had taken one final picture of everyone all together before they left.
* After exchanging communication details, they went their separate ways, knowing they would remain friends (in a normal, non-cosmic way).
* Paul left with Dwayne.
* Papya and Saerii left with Rose.
* M12 didn’t leave, because this was where he belonged.
* Everyone else left by themselves.
* Epilogue: Paul drew the Void card *(The Void: This black card Spells Disaster. Your soul is drawn from your body and contained in an object in a place of the DM's choice. One or more powerful beings guard the place. While your soul is trapped in this way, your body is Incapacitated. A wish spell can't restore your soul, but the spell reveals the location of the object that holds it. You draw no more cards)*.

**End of session 12**

## Gallery

Planet Tejo-Delo, the setting of AG2 Part 1. Source: Jocey & Aureluna - Mother Earth (Markus Hakala Remix) album art [1]Planet Zigguraxus, from AG2ss9Emoji: Copyright (Microsoft) [2]Emoji: Prohibited (Microsoft) [3]