Ryan Started The Fire

### Length

5 minutes

Ryan Started the Fire Extended Version Mix-Ins (Updated)

Ryan Howard, Holly Flax, David Wallace, illegal Fax

Jim Halpert, Dwight Schrute, mustard yellow shirt

Creed Bratton, Michael Scott, Darryl's cool, Toby's not

Workspace, not an office, Watch out for Charlie's girl

Elizabeth the queen, Todd Packer, Slitheen,

Daughters, that one night, you made everything all right

Water mark, fun run, rum me, Stamford's done

It's not Dwigt, it's Dwight, Wendy's gonna be all right (Nope!)

Ryan started the fire

It just started burning,

Hey the temp's still learning

Ryan started the fire

But he didn't hide it

Because Dwight did find it

Women's suit, Pan flute, breast enhancement lawsuit

Penises on the brain, motel art, carpet stain

Stapler in Jell-O, I'm coming out hetero,

TMI, MRI, making love in the rain

Fireside confessions, valuable life lessons,

Storybrooke, Dwight's speech, isn't this a nude beach?

Singing a cappella, under my Angerella,

Sandals, I have worms, Utica branch breach

Peter Pan, hunter Graham, Emma Swan, fairy wand,

Archie Hopper, Jolly Roger, oh god it's Harry Potter (For Real!)

Abercrombie and Fitch, Charming fillet the bitch,

Do my laundry, don't enter without knocking

Ryan started the fire

It just started burning,

Hey the temp's still learning

Ryan started the fire

But he didn't hide it

Because Dwight did find it

That's what she said, squeaky chair, bobble head, health care,

Sprinkles, Tardis, throwing stars, lost boys don't like chocolate bars

Ruby slippers, Henry Mills, baby picture, rabies kills,

Bob Vance, lost boys, and a kidnapped pizza boy

Pamelamadingdong, Are you a fan of William Hung?

Fire crawl, hate ball, insults in the bathroom stall

Beet farm, false alarm, women have weak arms

While today it is me, soon we all shall fall

Ryan started the fire

It just started burning,

Hey the temp's still learning

Ryan started the fire

But he didn't hide it

Because Dwight did find it

Sugar boobs, Da Vinci Code, Are you calling me a ho?

Dwight you ignorant slut, Stanley nickels, Schrute bucks

Billy Merchant, yogurt caps, hidden weapons, e-mail taps,

Dinner party, business school, pencil fence, gimme knucks

That cheesy pita's toasted, Oh! Boom, roasted!

Oscar is really gay, I love Pretzel Day

Oven mitt or I-Pod, Ben Franklin's lightning rod,

It's Baelfire's birthday, I know why Oscar's "sick" today

Ryan started the fire

It just started burning,

Hey the temp's still learning

Ryan started the fire

But he didn't hide it

Because Dwight did find it

Watch out a bat's on the loose, hello are you Mother Goose?

Unshun, reshun, cripples can't call shotgun,

Neverland, complain file, keep your foot out of the aisle,

I love inside jokes, someday I'll be a part of one

Booze cruise, broken hip, Nard dog, paper clips

Have you seen Jan's boobs? Look, Ryan's on Youtube

Han Solo is outta luck, Careful Dwight’s got nunchucks,

Party Planning Committee, I'm shaking my booty

Gimli - nerd, Commanding third, look Toby killed a bird,

Hey it's Scrantonicity, Pam Beesly will you marry me?

Ryan started the fire

It just started burning,

Hey the temp's still learning

Ryan started the fire

But he didn't hide it

Because Dwight did find it

The IT guy's a terrorist, careful don't get Andy pissed,

That says California roll, my ho ain't my ho no mo

Foot butter, power trip, Call of Duty, Herr's chips,

Jail photo, Kevin's slow, extra dough, crossbow

Hearts to ash, Martin nash, Kevin's M&M stash,

Ungrateful beeotch hotline, Boy have you lost your mind?

Dumb or fat? What's a text? Spiderface, who's jinxed next?

Sushi bar, CIA, Dalek, hate crime

Does the carpet match the drapes? Can you make a wooden stake?

Second life, I was raped, making near-death will tapes

Mexican lemonade, the world needs a new plague,

Falling into a lake, that Ben Franklin is a fake!

Ryan started the fire

It just started burning,

Hey the temp's still learning

Ryan started the fire

But he didn't hide it

Because Dwight did find it

Ryan started the fire

It just started burning,

Hey the temp's still learning

Ryan started the fire

But he didn't hide it

Because Dwight did find it