Chickencow

> "*The fury of the Eggsalted, in deliciously destructive form!*"
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*For the Eggsalted version, see Eggsalted Chickencow.*

The **Chickencow** is the first challenge on *The Eggsalted Meteor* board. Unlike all other fights in the Inn, this fight is **unscaled**.

## Attacks

All of the Chickencow's attacks deal Bacon damage.

1. The Chickencow spins, and fires a laser at its target.
	* *The Chickencow shifts gear and powers up its next attack!*
	* Attacks for 1 hit of 200% Bacon Magic damage.
2. The Chickencow blasts its target with laser bursts.
	* Attacks for 3 hits of 100% Bacon Magic damage (300% total).
		+ Inflicts 'Into the Fire’ for 4 turns, a 33% Fire DoT.
3. The Chickencow charges at its target multiple times.
	* *'I break the rules of reality, shatter the bounds of possibility!'*
	* Applies 'Defying Natural Order' for 5 turns.
		+ +100 Block/Parry/Dodge.
		+ +30 All.
		+ -30 Health.
	* Attacks for 3 hit of 66.6% Bacon Magic damage (200% total).
4. The Chickencow spins, and pecks its target.
	* *The Chickencow shifts gear and powers up its next attack!*
	* Attacks for 1 hit of 100% Bacon Magic damage.
5. The Chickencow furiously pecks its target.
	* Attacks for 6 hits of 33.3% Bacon Magic damage (300% total).
	* Inflicts 'Outpecked’ for 5 turns inclusive.
		+ -50 LUK.
		+ -50 CHA.
6. The Chickencow farts out a rainbow.
	* *'The glint of infinite destinies, shine forth!'*
	* Attacks for 6 hits of 33.3% Bacon Magic damage (200% total).
	* Inflicts 'Out of the Frying Pan’ for 5 turns, a 100% Light DoT.
7. The Chickencow spins, and summons a giant Chickencow head under its target.
	* *The Chickencow shifts gear and powers up its next attack!*
	* Attacks for 1 hit of 100% Bacon Magic damage.
8. The Chickencow summons a giant Chickencow head to barf a variety of nonsense on its target.
	* Attacks for 11 hits of 36.36% Bacon Magic damage (400% total).
9. The Chickencow spins, and blasts its target with laser bursts.
	* *The Chickencow shifts gear and powers up its next attack!*
	* Attacks for 3 hits of 100% Bacon Magic damage (300% total).
	* Inflicts 'Into the Fire’ for 4 turns, a 33% Fire DoT.
10. The Chickencow blasts its target with a radiant laser beam.
	* Attacks for 10 hits of 60% Bacon Magic damage (600% total).
	* Inflicts 'Out of the Frying Pan’ for 4 turns, a 100% Light DoT.
11. The Chickencow summons a meteor to strike its target, with one of the two popups:
	* *'Your end is on the way! Have a taste!'*
	* *'The glint of infinite destinies, shine forth!'*
	* The third use has a different popup:
		+ *The Chickencow shifts gear and powers up its next attack!*
	* Attacks for 1 hit of 100% Bacon Magic damage.
12. The Chickencow summons a world-destroying meteor to annihilate its target.
	* Attacks for 1 hit of 10000% Bacon Magic damage with +600 Crit and +300 Bonus.
13. The Chickencow summons a world-destroying meteor to annihilate its target.
	* *'A mockery of true power! Behold!'*
	* Attacks for 1 hit of X Null Magic damage with +600 Crit and +500 Bonus.
		+ X is equal to 900100 + 10000% stat damage.

## Rotation

* The Chickencow's attack rotation is 1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 -> 6 -> 7 -> 8 -> 9 -> 10 -> 11 -> repeat.
* After its third rotation, instead of repeating, its rotation becomes 12 -> repeat.
	+ The Chickencow's full 33-turn rotation is 1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 -> 6 -> 7 -> 8 -> 9 -> 10 -> 11 -> 1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 -> 6 -> 7 -> 8 -> 9 -> 10 -> 11 -> 1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 -> 6 -> 7 -> 8 -> 9 -> 10 -> 11, then 12 -> repeat
* If the player has any ChickenCow class equipped, the Chickencow's rotation is 13 -> repeat.

## Resistances

* Nihilism: 200
* Existentialism: 200
* Bacon: 200
* Null: 300
* Shrink: 300