Being a Creep

"*I don't want to sound like a creep or anything, but if you don't pay attention to today's lesson, I'm gonna know, and I'm gonna have to throw this dog into the trash.*"
―Erik
Being a Creep is the 104th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on November 30, 2019.

## Summary

Erik runs up to a teammate in Rainbow Six and talks like Jigsaw from *Saw.* He doesn't want to play a game so he teamkills Erik. Then he leaves a creepy comment on a Shakira music video, and then he threatens to throw Narfi in the trash if his students don't pay attention.

Erik smells some exercise shorts, but it's okay because they're his. He decides to look for some of the many creeps on reddit and goes to r/WouldYouFuckMyWife where men post naked pictures of their wives and leave comments on how they would fuck each others' wives. He notices a hot comment and several creepy ones. He leaves a picture of his own wife, but it gets removed. Instead, he uses his account Divorce Lawyer Salvia to leave a comment on another post.

Erik decides to move to Twitch so he can be creepy to someone there. Erik bothers him in the Twitch chat. He also goes into the same Battlefield game as the Twitch user and teamkills him. Then Erik decides to switch it up and be the creep while on stream. He starts a stream with his friend Buddy and all of his students are confused. Erik suggests that Buddy take questions, but Buddy just keeps demanding to know how old the people in the chatroom are. Then Erik gets intimate with Buddy and the stream ends.

Erik wants to be a big creep, so he goes on Kendall Jenner's Instagram account and leaves a comment with condoms on his hands on a picture where her nipples are showing. Then he wants to find the biggest creeps, so he asks his students to find him the YouTube video with the creepiest comment section and offers a gross stained shirt to whoever wins. One of his students finds a channel that's dedicated to hating baby monkeys. The comments creepily describe the violent things that they think should happen to the baby monkey. Erik injects baby juice into his veins and lets Buddy leave a comment.

Erik concludes the lesson, and tells his students that if they want to learn how to be a creep offline then they just need to ask the old man hiding behind the commenticouch that's been doing the voice for Buddy.

## Comments

*You guys ever wish you could live inside a pair of old stinky motorcycle gloves? Mmm smelly little finger apartments. I wouldn't even need to buy a bed cause I could just sleep on my neverending boner like I'm some kinda human mailbox.*
- Erik

- BigOLlumpNIPS

*Oh I’ll wreck your fiancé alright. Just give it a couple years in case things don’t work out and she serves you divorce papers, cause when that happens let me know because I’m a divorce lawyer and I’ll wreck her like she’s never been wrecked before. I’m Divorce Lawyer Salvia, the best divorce lawyer on reddit, and I’m almost offended that you would ask if I would fuck any of your wives because as the username implies, that’s what I fucking do.**I will fuck each and every single one of your wives the moment they step into that courtroom, and I’ll keep fucking them until they walk out of there in tears because they get weekend visits, with me, so I can fuck em. But only if you call Divorce Lawyer Salvia, because sometimes it takes two to fuck your wife!**Anyway check out this picture of me with titties nursing a child: https://imgur.com/a/tcrWoqe*
- Divorce Lawyer Salvia

*I am the Red Dragon**You are privy to a great becoming but you recognize nothing**You owe me AWE**It stands for AHM WATCHIN EEEYOUUUUU**That was me**Just now**I was the red dragon**Would you fuck my wife?*
- curiousbetsytwitch

*Hello gorjous I'm Saudi Arabian prince. how much to buy you? No price is too much, am super rich because I invested in @YogaDude911's new product "YOGA DUDE FART CREAM" for when you fart so bad all the time and the anus becomes cursed with pain. Also I'm YogaDude911, and it is my fart cream. You are so beautiful and have perfect look for what we're looking for please DM me and let me know your geolocation.*
- Yogadude911

*Hey there partners anybody wanna be my cum buddy? I'm a big ol jizz monster who wants to watch you fuck my wife while I jack off to my own feet. You guys all sound like a bunch of fucking weirdos so why don't we meet up and see how long we can hold our breath bobbing for artichokes inside each others assholes? Pretty sure my tracheotomy hole gives me the advantage on that one but you're welcome to step up to the plate fellas!**I once let Prince Andrew dress me up like a garbage pail kid then mix a pot of breakfast beans with my erect penis, but you people are still the biggest creeps I've ever come across in my life. I'm such a creep that I have video evidence of Epstein killing himself and I'm still not releasing it, yet this entire comment section freaks me out so much that it makes me wish I was Epstein right now. I hope you all get reincarnated as baby monkeys in the zoo, so I can visit as an old man and make you watch me jerk off Louis CK style -- because one other thing about me is I LOVE BABY MONKEYS. Not as much as Prince Andrew loves baby humans but hey that's what happens when you let a family fuck their cousins for hundreds of years to keep the royal bloodline pure. You're gonna get some creeps.**anyway don't look in my trashcan it's filled with dogs*
- Buddy

## Goofs

* Erik's creepy glasses vanish while he's petting Narfi.

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