RED VS. SCP-682

## Description

Episode one! Which hard to kill, murderous behemoth of a beast will reign superior when they head to the hunting grounds

## Intro

intel: Humans. We all fear what we don’t know or expect. From strange creatures to supernatural abilities

Inferno: and when it comes to Red scorpion with wings and regenerative lizard..... it’s safe to say we don’t understand s\*\*t. RED, the virtual Kaiju from hell.

Intel: and SCP-682, the hard to destroy reptile. I’m Intel

Inferno: and I’m inferno

Intel: and we conclude Reddit’s pointless who would win arguments to conclude a fan war fanon

## SCP-682

Intel: The SCP foundation houses many monsters right under man kinds nose. Many wretched beasts that the mere mortal’s mind cannot comprehend. From those sweet and innocent in the safe class to those in a middle class. These creatures are like a lion should be kept away from humans but not be terminated.

Inferno: and there are those awesome raging beasts in the keter class!

Intel: calm yourself inferno! Sometimes there only costly creature. But today’s combatant... is not just costly. SCP-682 sits at the top of the food chain, his rule unchallenged. SCP-682’s anatomy like his claws and teeth are certainly deadly but what earns him top dog is his regeneration and adaptions.

Inferno: yeah, SCP-682 can bathe in the sun so..... yeah.

Intel: SCP-682 can go through a hundred years of species evolution in just one ass kicking. He’s so durable when he was pit in this SCP that’s a entire empty void that erases everything forever.

Inferno: **F\*\*\*\*\*G SPOILER ALERT! BEING ERASED FROM TIME AND SPACE CANT KEEP HIM GONE.**

Intel: SCP-409 can turn living creatures to Crystal sculptures. Naturally SC-682 just popped back up and can no longer be turned. AS YOU DO! SCP-682 is extremely strong. Large buildings and tanks are but building blocks to smash apart. Top tier keter class SCP’s like 173,096,811 and 939. He tossed SCP 4548 into orbit like a basketball.

Inferno: plus despite being Godzilla levels of height and wario levels of **CHONK** he runs extremely fast keeping up with 173 who moves at LITERAL break neck speeds. He’s faster then most vehicle, bullets and missiles. But of course his thing is surviving literally f\*\*\*\*\*g everything.

Intel: 87% of his body mass was completely destroyed by 096. Yet he came back. But that’s not even his most impressive calculation. 200% of him was completely destroyed. SCP-682 survived. 200% is a mathematical impossibility. SCP-682 was completely erased twice and over and kept kicking.

Inferno:682 can even split into separate versions of himself. Trust me more 682’s equals humanity is f\*\*\*\*d. Its theorised his adaptation can absorb a 60 MEGATON explosion. Even being rewritten into a new pathetic species eventually turns to become the 682 we all love and will eventually kill us all.Even if you do kill him he can just revive at will.

Intel: He once adapted so good he absorbed SCP-513 sent shadows of himself all around the globe causing mass hysteri and resulting in the death of 61% of staff and 45% of D-class. But their is one feat that just bends reality.

Inferno: totally clusterf\*\*ks it. SCP-826 with a book placed in front of it will transport everyone in the room to a scene in the book. Like moby dick or Harry Potter. So the facility wrote a book called “ The generally nice and friendly thing that can and will kill SCP-682 permanently if it so much as spots that damn lizard”. So they load 682 in there.

Intel: yes but 30 minutes later 682 emerged from the room with the book rewrote into a 209 page epic called “The generally nice and friendly thing that tried to kill SCP-682 and failed”.

.....

Inferno:What the duck?

Intel: what

inferno: so he just rewrote history

Intel: I don’t know let’s just quickly cover the SCPs weakness before our brains implod. While his regeneration is impressive he’s still killable, temporary tameable and he’s ALWAYS ENRAGED!

Inferno: but if you want advice on how to fight 682 heres some.... don’t.

SCP-682: you..wretched...ignorant...conniving...deceptive...apples. You brought this on yourself.

## RED

Intel: Ah... the NES Godzilla game. A true classic among fans and so far the only good Godzilla game.

Inferno: Ah yes. Would be a shame if a demon infested your precious nerd game. Wouldn’t it?

Intel:Don’t man.

inferno: Well that’s what Zack had to deal with. And so will we in this episode. With RED

\*heavy metal music\*

Intel: Red is extremely tall and heavy weighing 66,000 metric tons enough to crush Solomon under him. And his final form has huge enough to eat Godzilla. He can turn into a aquatic form allowing him to swim and still use his signature attack,Hell fire.

Inferno: He can breathe hell fire and shoot it from his hands. He’s just like scorpion.... wait a minute Reds a arachnid. Scorpions are arachnid. Red = scorpion confirmed? Wait scorpion is yellow. Spongebob is yellow... spongebob = DEMON?!!!!?!

Intel: Oi Matpat? We still got a episode to Finnish. Red can shoot fiery needles, spike balls and mines. He can also fly with bat wings in his geniusly titled “flying form”. But when you wither him down and beat him-

Inferno: He just comes back with a second f#####g health bar. Still able to fly but can now crush other giant kaiju like the king of the monsters himself, Gojirra.He easily smashed through stone, swallowed Mothra whole midair and made Zack feel pain whenever his monsters felt pain.

Intel: Top tier kaiju like A tier anguris and Solomon as well as S tiers such as Mothra and as we’ve mentioned thousands of times by now, God mother f#####g zilla.

Inferno: So a fire-breathing, flying, giant hell beast with four f#####g health bars? Sounds like the final boss of 2020.

Intel: not exactly. Despite having unlimited stamina he failed to catch Zack in the chase levels, to the point where he had to break the rules to kill Zack. But that allowed him to be killed and Zack still lived. But you should take RED’S advice ..... and RUN!

Zack: I remember how it responded to my insult in trance. I spoke to it and said. “You are going to pay”... this was its response

Red stops and looks to the camera, a blood red blow in his pitch black pupils. He stares right at the camera, before he jump scares the camera with a ear exploding roar.

## JUST FIGHT!

Mario flips a coin

Intel: Well red takes home field advantage but will it be able to terminate the hard to destroy reptile?

Inferno: wait didn’t fatal fiction do this?

Intel: no one asked you

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In Indiana, site 81 was beginning what could be a huge change in history. After a hard struggle and several staff deaths they loaded a monster into a cold testing room. It was vaguely reptilian, white jaws black hair ran down from the tip of his head down to his back. His underbelly revealed ribcages dripping blood, the tip of his tail showed nothing of bone with spikes on every part due to his previous scuffle. Every other bit of him was covered in green flesh. This was **SCP-682**.

The missing flesh soon regrew, as his vision turned to a... game console in the room. SCP-682 was.... less then impressed. “This is their next attempt to kill me? Pathetic!” As the SCP finished talking the room began to glow a dark blue. Before 682 could wrap his head around the whole thing he vanished in to thin air.

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**THE NES GODZILLA GAME!**

682 was puzzled many thoughts rushed through his head. Where was he? But then he felt a shadow cast over him he looked up to see a red insect that stood a fair distance over the reptile. It had 10 sharp legs with dark empty eyes and a even darker gaping maw. **RED** stood over the scp. It only had one thing to say.

”**RUN”**

682 rose to his foes height and looked in to the empty dark holes and taunted back “that’s some good advice for yourself!”

**FIGHT !!!!!!**

Both let out roars of rage before charging each other. 682 got on his back legs and let gravity bring his sharp claws on Red’s forehead. The latter unleashed flames from his mouth hitting the reptilian monster in the chest, melting the flesh as it started to drip. The flesh quickly came back and the SCP charged again bear hugging him.

682 squeezed harder inflicting more and more pain before he sank his jaws in to the virtu demons neck.Red acted fast and used his spider legs to stab into his foes chest. 682 just gripped harder and getting his eye closer to Red’s mouth. The arachnid spat out a needle straight into the monsters pupil. 682 released the kaiju from his grip.

682 then decided try-try-try again and tackled the arachnid in to the dark blue ocean. “I SHALL STAIN THE WATERS WITH YOUR BLOOD!” The hard to destroy reptile screeched in to the monsters ears as they both fell in to the abyss of the ocean.

682 lost track of his bug like foe and started seeing a fish/bug like predator silhouette. That silhouette turned out to be his opponent in a new form charging towards him. Red spat out several spike balls to pierce the lizards flesh one eventually hitting 682 in the back and coming out his chest. 682 silently screamed out in to the ocean as Red left to pursue another creature to slay, assuming the fight was over.

Red felt a extreme pain as he looked back to see his still living foe biting down on his tail. Red ripped from from the jaws and grabbed on to the SCP pinning his foes arms down. In a blink of a eye RED turned in to his flight form, flying to the sky with his opponent. Much to his foes surprise, 682 sprouted wings from his back.682 flew out of the slayer of kaiju’s grip and stared down at his opponent from high up.

They striked at each other , clashing multiple times. Eventually getting in to a stalemate. Red eventually crushed down into 682 and smashing into the ground. Applying more and more pressure until blood sprayed out 682’s mouth. Red stood up once again assuming victory.

And once again was attacked. 682 pinned Red down and began slashing his guts multiple times before raising his head upwards, and clamping his jaws around his neck. But 682 was quickly lifted into the air as Red transformed into his final stage of power. 682 released his foes throat only to get a burning needle to his gut. 682 laid there overshadowed and overpowered by his foe. For once...

**he was afraid!**

Red unleashed a wave of blazing hellfire that turned 682 to a charred skeleton. Red looked for his other prey. There was surely no way he was coming back. When he heard rattling bones. The skeleton of the hard to destroy reptile rose up. Red. Was. **INFURIATED!**

Red opened his mouth and swallowed the living corpse whole. Red stomped off, no sign of his foes survival. But... Red felt a biting pain from inside his stomach, he looked down to see a large snout bursted out his gut. Then a fully flesh covered head of 682 popped out. Then his front limbs ripped out Reds side.

Red felt nothing but suffering as the hard to destroy reptile completely exploded out sending Red lifeless top half overhead.682 roared out and looked as red slowly began regenerating. 682 stopped, close his eyes, and destroyed Red’s universe. Red no longer moved... he was dead. Everything went black as 682 continued feasting.

Red woke up back in his base form looking around in confusion, before he was slammed down. A bigger 682 slammed onto Red’s back and bit hard onto the frontal lobe. He twisted it breaking Red’s neck. Red’s vision once again blackened and 682 bit hard into his foes corpse. the SCP pulled out his skeleton and crushed it down to a smooth paste that quickly traveled down 682’s gullet.

Red woke up once again and realised his situation “ No! Impossible!” He yelled out as a planet sized 682 crushed down and consumed RED whole. From his containment cell,682 glared into the time paradox chuckling as he chewed on reds read like a squeak toy.

**”GOOD SHOW”!**

**FATALITY!!!!**

## Results

Inferno: oh dear god!

Intel:Reds level manipulation was certainly interesting and both had unlimited stamina. But 682 was stronger, more durable and faster. Red was outsped by Zack, 682 keeps up with 173.

Inferno: Red can tank Godzilla’s atomic breathe which is nothing to sneeze at, but 682 survived getting erased from time and space. 682 ripped through tanks and red killed Godzilla. Which seems more impressive except that Godzilla doesn’t have the healing powers of movie Godzilla. In the end Red just got ahead.

Intel: the winner is SCP-682

## Winner(SCP-682)

**SCP-682**

**+STRONGER**

**+FASTER**

**+MORE DURABLE**

**+ ADAPTION**

**+ EASILY MORE INTELLIGENT**

**-May be killed by level manipulation**

**RED**

+ **Level terrain**

**—WEAKER**

**-SLOWER**

**— LESS DURABLE**

**— DUMBER**