Blue Collar Pretzel Logic Patreon Episode

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## Episode Summary

Josiah and Drew watch videos of the Blue Collar Logic Channel. We put a Steely Dan reference in the title because they seem popular right now.

## Notable Events

* Drew sang a cute love song to Josiah. Josiah responded by saying he felt like Drew was being disingenuous and was just putting on a show for the listener.
* Josiah and Drew watched videos while providing commentary over them. Drew compared this to what they did in Drew and Josiah Watch Sarah Cooper Is This Fine?, which Josiah said was his idea.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video about the evils of socialism.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video explaining what an amygdala is.
* Josiah and Drew watched a TEDx talk about the free market while listening to *Life Goes On* by Long Beach Dub Allstars.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video explaining what the free market is while listening to *Life Goes On* by Long Beach Dub Allstars.
* Josiah and Drew learned what the free market is while listening to *Life Goes On* by Long Beach Dub Allstars. They learned that free market means:
	+ A free market is a system in which the prices for goods and services are determined by the open market and consumers, in which the laws and forces of supply and demand are free from any intervention by a government, price-setting monopoly, or other authority. It is a result of a need being, then the need being met. A free market contrasts with a regulated market, in which government intervenes in supply and demand through non-market methods such as laws creating barriers to market entry or price fixing. In a free-market economy, prices for goods and services are set freely by the forces of supply and demand and are allowed to reach their point of equilibrium without intervention by government policy, and it typically entails support for highly competitive markets and private ownership of productive enterprises. Although free markets are commonly associated with capitalism within a market economy in contemporary usage and popular culture, free markets have also been advocated by free-market anarchists, market socialists, and some proponents of cooperatives and advocates of profit sharing.
* Josiah and Drew learned what claptrap means while listening to *Life Goes On* by Long Beach Dub Allstars.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video about America in divorce court.
* Josiah and Drew watched a music video for the song *Socialist Rap - Starring Bernie Sanders (Funny Parody Song & music video)*.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "BREAKING - Bernie Sanders Secretly says vote Trump".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "TOIMA Show: Funny Democrat Debate Parody of mock Hillary & Bernie as depicted by Media".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video about how 17-year-old girls shouldn't get a tattoo.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video about why a guy lives in an RV.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video explaining the difference between Campervan and Motorhome and Caravan.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video about a man talking about being arrested for drunk driving while listening to the theme song from *Arrested Development*.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How to play the Arrested Development theme song on Ukelele with David Schwartz".

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "Well I mean at this point we're just splitting hairs, but either way, I do appreciate that you tell me that you love me because you recognize I've kind of handed everything that you are as a person on a silver platter. I've made you. And so I thank you for, you know, saying something nice, as disingenuous as it might have been. I'll -- I'll take it as a nice thing and just remember that kind of you owe everything to me, so... So what were you saying? That's how I'm doing, how are you doing?"
* [In response to Drew saying he's doing fine] "See that's what I mean. You couldn't carry a podcast on your own without sort of dead-end sentences -- sentence -- sentencing. Your sentence -- your sentences -- your sentences are dead-end -- dead-end since -- ed -- dead-entencees -- entences."
* "So what's your idea today? World Wide Diaper?"
* " 'Give a man a fish'... What does that mean?"
* [On the topic of TEDx] "Why do they add the 'x'? Cause it's nasty porno one?"
* "This nerd needs to tell me what it is. What I'm talking about."
* [After learning what the free market is] "So it's a free -- it's basically a -- it's a market where everything's free? Is that right? It's kind of a free-for-all? Free... But it's -- then it's -- how is it free if it's for sale? Uh you -- you go on marketplace, you go to the Free section, there's gonna be bullshit in there cause it's fr-- it's not for f-- sale -- it's free."
* "I said 'pussy', and you responded 'yes' because that's wh-- that's how you -- that's -- you're used to people calling you that so much, you respond to it."
* "I'm wearing a dress right now, just for you."
* "I don't want *anyone* to experience sorrow."
* "So is socialism good?"
* "I'm a 17-year-old girl."
* "I hate when my daughter giggles with her bestie."
* "Do you think tattoos are socialist?"
* "Oh, I hate money-grubbing a-holes."
* "Let's talk about putting people in cages."
* "He's always drunk driving cause he lives in a damn car!"
* "I think I gonna start listening to Long Beach Dub Allstars, is my takeaway from this. It helped me swallow the pill of um free market. Drunk driving."

### Drew

* "And here is how I feel about you, Josiah: pumpy-umpy-umpkin, you're my sweetie pie, you're my cuppycake gumdrop snoogums-boogums, you're the apple of my eye, and I love you so, and I want you to know that I'll always be right here, and I love to sing sweet songs to you, because you are so dear. I love you!"
* "I feel like I -- I am a big contributor to the podcast."
* "Let's not forget that World Wide Train is my idea. Uh the World Wide Train. Um no electricity free of charge uh gun train."
	+ Note: The origin of World Wide Train (noun) is disputed. It is believed that Josiah created it.
* "We like socialism. Right?"
* "He says he needs cookie."
* "If this guy is a capitalist, why does he want so many cookies?"
* [In response to Josiah saying Drew's epidermis was showing] "Guess what, Josiah, your foolishness is showing."
* "No pop screen! What is this, blink-182? Or blink-155?"
* [In response to Josiah's question about the meaning of the 'x' in TEDx and whether it means it's nasty porno one] "Well, they could be. They're allowed to get into adult stuff. They can say 'fuck' and 'shit'."
* [In response to Josiah's question about what claptrap is] "It's like um like a -- like a -- you know, somebody that you're *surely* gonna get an STD from."
* "Did you go to school with somebody named Beaver?"
* [In response to Josiah's question about whether socialism is good] "Well, I don't know anymore. Because this guy is saying America is in divorce court. And he's saying that -- that our amblyga -- our amblybo -- our amby uh -- our brain is -- it's -- we need more a -- oxygen."
* "I hate that. Stop giggling with your bestie. Someone just drew on you. It's not that interesting."
* "So this is only directed at women. Or girls."
* "I'm gonna get an angelfish tattoo."
* "Tattoos are socialist."
* "No pullouts."
* "Was there any doubt that this man was divorced?"
* "I was drunk and I was driving."
* "Free market is for drink dr-- drink drivers."
* "I was divorced and I don't pay my wife's child support."
* [In response to Josiah saying he closed the tab with *Life Goes On* by Long Beach Dub Allstars] "Oh. You piece of shit."

## Trivia

* This is the second Patreon episode to include the words "Patreon Episode" in the title, after Patreon Episode 1 Loco Train.
* The episode title includes a reference to the Steely Dan song *Pretzel Logic* from their album *Pretzel Logic*.