Ship Chaos (Transcript)

This is the transcript for Episode 2 of Season 1 of The Magical Five, Ship Chaos.

The Magical Hive lands near Markiplier's house.

Mark: And as always-

Make3.0Shine and Pop Tart burst in.

Mark: Again? (sighs) I'll see you guys in the next video! Buh-bye!

FairyTailLover01 and Cute Eyes follow Make3.0Shine and Pop Tart.

Pop Tart: This has been Pop Tartiplier.

Markiplier stops his recording.

Shine: Pop Tart, give the man a break, we‘ve interrupted his outro twice.

Lover: What did you record, Markimoo?

Mark: Subnautica-wait, did you call me Markimoo?

FairyTailLover01 giggles.

Lover: Yes, I called you Markimoo. Is that alright?

Pop Tart: OHHH!

FairyTailLover01 and Markiplier stare at Pop Tart, so Make3.0Shine pulls her by the ear out of the house.

Shine: Come on, Cute Eyes, they need some alone time.

Cute Eyes: Okay!

Cute Eyes goes outside with Make3.0Shine and Pop Tart.

Mark: He hasn't bugged you again, has he?

FairyTailLover01 sighs.

Lover: Actually, he left a voice recording and tried calling me.

Mark: W-what? Lemme see...

FairyTailLover01 plays the voice recording for Markiplier.

Voice Recording: I‘ll kill you all.

Mark: Darn it...he's not gonna leave you alone.

The phone starts ringing and Markiplier nearly tosses it, but FairyTailLover01 takes it from him.

Lover: W-what do I do?!

Mark: Answer it!

Lover: I'm just supposed to answer to some maniac?!

Mark: Just give me the phone!

Markiplier takes the phone from FairyTailLover01, answers it and then puts it on speaker, but Make3.0Shine is outside and hears what's happening.

Lover: H-h-hello?

???: Finally, someone responds to my calls...

Mark: Why are you bugging her?

???: Nice to hear your voice again...

Lover: Why do you keep threatening me?

???: I don't think you need an answer if you know who I am. Now, I'd like to see you again, Mark.

Mark: If you wanted me, why didn't you just call me directly?

???: Because I actually would prefer both of you...

Lover: I'm not going anywhere near you.

Mark: Why do you need us?

???: That is classified information.

Make3.0Shine thinks, "Classified? Who is that?"

Lover: ...when and where...?

Markiplier's eyes widen.

???: Tomorrow at midnight.

Mark: M-midnight?

FairyTailLover01 thinks, "Well, at least Shine shouldn't be awake then.", but Make3.0Shine thinks, "Midnight? I'm following."

???: Will you both be there?

Lover: I will.

FairyTailLover01 looks at Markiplier.

Lover: Mark?

Mark: I'm not just gonna let you face this maniac alone. I'll go with you.

???: Fantastic. I'll see you then.

Phone call ends and FairyTailLover01 stares at Markiplier.

Mark: You sure we should do this?

Lover: I mean, we already said yes. He'll just hunt us down if we don't go.

Mark: You don't understand what this man is capable of.

Lover: Mark, you know I watch your channel.

Pop Tart sneaks up on Make3.0Shine.

Pop Tart: Spying on her, huh?

Shine: Pop Tart, you don't understand how bad this is. That man could tear Lover apart. I need to follow them.

Pop Tart: Are you crazy? You can't go...without me!

Make3.0Shine fist bumps Pop Tart.

Shine: What about Cute Eyes?

Cute Eyes hears his name and walks over to them.

Cute Eyes: What is it?

Make3.0Shine and Pop Tart turn awkwardly.

Shine: We were just...

Pop Tart: ...talking about how great you are!

Cute Eyes blushes.

Shine: (whispering to Pop Tart) We have to tell him the truth. (talking) Cute Eyes, we're going on a secret mission.

Pop Tart facepalms.

Cute Eyes: Ooh! What's the mission?

Shine: It's tomorrow at midnight. We're following Lover and Mark. They are probably going to-

Pop Tart: HOLD ON! Midnight?! You're out of your mind!

Shine: She could be destroyed!

Pop Tart: Or not!

Make3.0Shine and Pop Tart glare at each other.

Shine: Remember who's boss.

Pop Tart: Jacksepticeye?

Make3.0Shine facepalms.

Mark: Look, all I'm asking of you is that you're careful and let me do the talking.

Lover: Well, if he's really so dangerous, how do you know that YOU can handle him, Markimoo?

Make3.0Shine giggles but hides because he knows FairyTailLover01 might have heard that, so she looks around.

Lover: What was that?

Mark: I dunno...

Pop Tart: Who's the boss now?

FairyTailLover01 shrugs.

Mark: Look, I've handled this guy before. I know what to do and what not to do around him.

Lover: Well, why did you nearly toss my phone when he called?

Markiplier sighs and looks at the time.

Mark: Look, I need to upload a video and start editing.

Lover: Alright. I'll go catch up with Shine.

Mark: See ya later.

FairyTailLover01 starts heading outside and then Make3.0Shine and Pop Tart pop out of nowhere.

Lover: Hey!

FairyTailLover01 smiles and tries to act like nothing's wrong and Make3.0Shine tries to smile and act like he didn't hear anything.

Lover: So...uh...what are we doing today?

Make3.0Shine notices a creature stealing the Magical Hive.

Shine: HEY!

Lover: What the heck?

Make3.0Shine sees it's Randy from Monsters University.

Randy: This will impress everyone.

Randy (accidentally) jumps to hyperspace.

Shine: Well, we have no ship, what now?

Lover: Uh...

Pop Tart: Doesn't Jack have a ship we could borrow?

Shine: Why would Jacksepticeye have a spaceship?

FairyTailLover01 stares at Make3.0Shine.

Pop Tart: Because HE'S A BOSS!

Lover: He's a Bossatronio from Bossatron.

Pop Tart high fives FairyTailLover01.

Shine: Well, we can try. To Jackaboy's house!

FairyTailLover01 smiles.

(At Jacksepticeye's house...)

Jack: (high five sound and movement) TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA, LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO...HAAAPPY WHEEELS!

Pop Tart bursts in and Jacksepticeye stares.

Shine: This time it wasn't me, I swear!

Jack: Hey ma! MA! There are strangers in my house!

Pop Tart: It's Jack!

Pop Tart leaps to hug Jacksepticeye and he hugs her and wonders why there is a cat with a pop tart in his house.

Shine: We ain't strangers! We're just here to grab a spaceship!

FairyTailLover01 walks in the house and Jacksepticeye stares.

Jack: W-what are you doing here?

Make3.0Shine thinks, "Oh great. MORE stuttering."

Lover: What do you mean, Jack?

Jack: You know exactly what I mean...

Jacksepticeye puts Pop Tart down and walks over to FairyTailLover01. She stares at him while Pop Tart plays Happy Wheels.

Pop Tart: SPEED IS KEY!

Lover: Alright, alright, you got me. Darn it, you remember stuff really well.

Shine: What is it, Lover?

Lover: Uh...

Jack: She showed me around town a while ago...when I was new to the planet.

FairyTailLover01 rubs her arm.

Shine: You're an alien?!

FairyTailLover01 giggles.

Lover: How much do you actually know about Jackaboy?

Shine: Not much...

Lover: Have you NOT heard about him being a Bossatronio?

Jacksepticeye stares at Make3.0Shine.

Shine: I thought that was a joke!

Lover: Nope, it wasn't, Shine. He's safe though.

Jacksepticeye backs away and FairyTailLover01 stares at Make3.0Shine.

Shine: Okay, I was harsh. Can you blame me?

FairyTailLover01 walks over to Make3.0Shine until he does his cute face.

Lover: Darn it, I can't say no to that face...

Pop Tart: Hey! It's my job to be cute!

Shine: Okay, Jack, so sorry about the confusion...

Jack: It's fine.

Make3.0Shine shakes Jacksepticeye's hand.

Shine: All we came for is a ship.

Lover: Wait a second...

Jacksepticeye looks at FairyTailLover01.

Lover: I never even told you my name, and it's been what, like ten years...how do you even remember me?

Jacksepticeye rubs the back of his neck.

Jack: Bossatronios have great memory-OH RIGHT, YOU CAME FOR A SHIP! Alright, follow me.

Jacksepticeye walks out his back door and then Make3.0Shine goes to Jacksepticeye's camera.

Shine: MA! I'M ON YOUTUBE!

Jacksepticeye stares for a second and FairyTailLover01 giggles.

Pop Tart: Come on, boss.

Make3.0Shine follows until Cute Eyes falls through Jacksepticeye's roof on top of Shine.

Shine: Where did you come from?!

Cute Eyes: I'm not tall enough to open the door, so I had to climb to the roof. I guess there was a weak spot-WHY DID YOU SHUT THE DOOR?!

FairyTailLover01 picks Cute Eyes up.

Lover: Cute Eyes, I'm sorry. Jack kinda scared me at first, so I guess I closed the door on you.

Pop Tart: Jack, just don't freak out at the sight of a narwhal in your house.

Jack: Wait, there's a narwhal in my house?

Cute Eyes stares with a derpy face but Jacksepticeye runs inside.

Jack: IS IT RAINING NARWHALS?!

Shine: If it makes you feel better, his name is Cute Eyes.

Pop Tart: He's with us.

Jack: Oh, alright.

Cute Eyes: Sorry about your roof.

Jack: Wait...

Jacksepticeye looks at the ceiling and sees a narwhal-shaped hole.

Jack: WHAT?!

Make3.0Shine does magic to fix it.

Jack: Thanks! Now, you guys wanted a ship.

Shine: Yes we did.

Jacksepticeye goes out his back door and puts his hands up, pointing to what looks like nothing.

Jack: Ta da!

Pop Tart: Uhhh...what?

Shine: Jack, we needed a ship, not air.

Cute Eyes: What, is it invisible or something?

Shine: We fixed your roof and this is how you repay us? With nothing?

Lover: What's that in your hand?

Make3.0Shine notices.

Jack: See, now watch this!