Station Schedule/Past Events

## Past Events

### KB / DJS LOVE MATCH - AUGUST 15 2023

> TODAYS WORLD WIDE WEATHER ANNOUNCEMENT Hawthorne residents rejoice - an exciting new event is coming to town! We're proud to announce the upcoming Kris Berger/Detective Joey Salami Love Match, which will be taking place in Hawthorne Community Park on Saturday, August 15th. The Love Match will feature a wide array of fun activities to enjoy, ranging from carnival-like attractions such as inflatable obstacle courses and interactive games, to artisanal food trucks filled with delicious treats. There will also be live musical performances throughout the event by local bands, as well as special vendors offering custom handmade goods. Finally, those who arrive early can expect a grand procession through downtown Hawthorne before the main festivities begin at noon. We encourage everyone in our community take part in this wonderful opportunity - an event like none other that promises plenty of thrills and excitement for patrons of all ages! We invite your whole family to come together for the Kris Berger/Detective Joey Salami Love Match this summer!
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### PLASMOID BURST - JUNE 21 2023

> THE WORLD WIDE WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A SPECIAL ALERT for the town of Eldrida, nestled deep in the heart of the wilderness. On **June 21st at precisely 6:30pm**, a rare astronomical event is set to occur that has stargazers and scientists alike on edge. **A pulsating crimson orb will appear in the sky, sending out shockwaves of electromagnetic energy that are sure to cause widespread panic and destruction**. This event is known as a **“plasmoid burst,“** and it **originates from deep within the cosmos**. Scientists have been tracking its progress for months, but they still don't know what exactly it will do when it hits our planet. All we can say for certain is that it will be otherworldly and frightening. Residents of **Eldrida** are advised to stay indoors during the event, as **exposure to high levels of electromagnetic radiation can cause serious harm to humans and animals alike**. Those who must go outside should wear protective gear such as thick clothing made from natural fibers or a **lead-lined suit** if one is available. As this is an unprecedented event with potentially catastrophic consequences, we urge all residents to take this warning seriously and prepare accordingly. The plasmoid burst may be obscure, but its effects will be truly terrifying. Stay safe and stay informed.
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### FEAR NO FLAWLESS - JUNE 15 2023

> TODAYS WORLD WIDE WEATHER ANNOUNCEMENT The residents of **Dreamland** are in for a wild ride. On **June 15th**, an unheard of occurrence will be taking place – the arrival of Flawless, an obscure, scientifically-engineered hybrid creature. Flawless is highly dangerous and has some terrifying abilities – an otherworldly capacity to manipulate space and time. Avoid any contact with the Flawless at all costs! For those brave enough to witness this unique event, we present **FEAR NO FLAWLESS: a night dedicated to observing and learning about this mythical creature**. Dreamland visitors can gather on June 15th at 8PM at **Evan’s Park to watch as Flawless takes a flight above Dreamland’s skyline**. There will be plenty of opportunities for pictures and videos, so bring your cameras! **Dreamland residents should proceed with caution with respect to their safety** during FEAR NO FLAWLESS. **Even from afar, it is likely that the power exerted by Flawless could cause disturbances such as temporary changes in temperature or lighting issues throughout the town as well as other strange occurrences (e.g., objects levitating)**. **Therefore all participants attending FEAR NO FLAWLESS should bring confirmation documents such as student IDs or driving licenses as a precautionary measure against potential dangers in case evacuations become necessary due to unexpected events related to the presence of Flawless**. Those who wish for an **even closer interaction can purchase VVIP tickets** which grant access during the pre-show where audiences can receive insight into how this enigmatic creature came into existence in addition to **up close interactions from Dreamland’s own scientists** . So don’t miss out on these incredible opportunities! Get your tickets now before they sell out! We look forward seeing you there – together let us Fear No Flawless!
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#### VVIP Ticket Holders to FNF

- travm, F4MediaProductions, tylerm2, kanonite2, seppukubald, ruckus311, gedo0261, Chrysalii, Sinjongy, spikememer, blazindoomrs3jagabaja420, Monkeysmasher\_1, LeonardGreenland, shawntc

### PROJECT BASTE - MAY 24 2023

> TODAYS WORLD WIDE WEATHER ANNOUNCEMENT : It has come to our attention that citizens of the WWW area may have seen or heard of the recent sightings of David Stratfords widowed Mother and Roland Thunder attending a brunch together. In order to ascertain the legitimacy of these claims we are initiating an Investigative Report -- code-named Project Baste -- on Wednesday, May 24th from 8am until 1pm. Project Baste is an experimental task force in which our Storm Spotters of Distinction (SSD) will monitor and report any activity between both parties during this specific time frame. We recommend citizens stay indoors as SSDs traverse from rooftop to rooftop within a one-mile radius using advanced imaging sensors to monitor and document their observations with discretion. We anticipate colder temperatures ahead so please bundle up! Use this opportunity to observe extreme weather patterns usually reserved for meteorologists at World Wide Weather – but only if you’re keeping a safe distance away. We advise against any interaction or behavior bordering on confrontational as trained professionals should handle all investigative findings. Please follow all safety precautions while we embark on this one-time only project into the breathtaking realm of reality TV –and Shakespearean drama– combined!
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### DUAL SNOW MARCH - APRIL 12 2023

> ODAYS WORLD WIDE WEATHER FORECAST IS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. We are pleased to announce that the cities of Tobala and Gertonia have been chosen to host a unique and unprecedented meteorological phenomenon: Dual Snowstorms. For the first time in science, two powerful snowstorms will form over each city at exactly the same time and move in tandem towards each other before reaching their respective urban centers simultaneously. This never before seen event has been named 'The Snowmarch' due to its methodical advancement towards both cities. The citizens of Tobala and Gertonia are encouraged to take advantage of this rare opportunity and view from a safe distance as both storms collide with incredible force over their cities. Due to potential flash flooding upon impact as well as potential damage from high winds, residents of all nearby areas should stay inside during The Snowmarch event and keep away from open windows or buildings that may compromise safety, particularly for those living within two miles of either city center. Residents should safely prepare for possible power outages or fallen objects like trees or branches that may become hazards due to extreme weather conditions during The Snowmarch. The Dual Snowstorms phenomenon, otherwise known as 'The Snowmarch', will be visible on April 12th at 6 p.m EST - 7 p.m CET - 11 a.m AEST across both nations respectively, so don't miss it!
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### THUNDERSTORMS MARRY SUNSETS - MARCH 31 2023

> And speaking of unrivaled phenomena, tonight we have an exciting top weather story! Marital bliss is in the air as Thunderstorms prepare to tie the knot with Sunsets this March! That's right folks - two of nature's most breathtaking spectacles will unite in matrimony as they exchange vows at dusk on March 31st. This union has been a long time coming and promises to be one of the most magical events of our time. So let's all raise a glass to Thunderstorms and Sunsets as they embark on this new journey together! ‌
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