Turkey Month

**Turkey Month** is the (???)th episode of DRD.

## Synopsis

Nobody remembers Thanksgiving, so the Retard Gang make it their mission to spread Thanksgiving-centered chaos all across the city of Nunya, and unintentionally call upon the Turkey Gods while doing so.

## Cast

* TheVoidofDrawings as Void
* Christian Higdon as Chris and Jimothy
* TheGreatDimentio as Dimentio
* sand as Sand
* Mr.Mystery 64 as Mystery
* I'm Angry as Angry
* Bowserboy44 as Bazz
* QuotePuro as Quote
* Sharoff0105 as Sharoff and Cici
* GoCommitDi as Commit

## Trivia

* This episode was written entirely by Void, and is the first appearance of Doggo, Void's loyal pet.

## Transcript

(The episode starts with the Retard Gang sitting on the couch and watching TV. Cici was on Sharoff's shoulder, Jimothy was on the floor in front of Chris, and Doggo was in Void's lap. Suddenly, the TV switches to the news channel)

**Mr. Newsman:** BREAKING NEWS!

**Chris:** Why does the plot ALWAYS shift the TV to the news channel?!

**Mr. Newsman:** This just in, the entire town is throwing a massive Thanksgiving party!...

(The entire Retard Gang look at the TV with big, dorky smiles)

**Mr. Newsman:** ...which is what I would say if any of these dumbasses remembered the damn holiday!

(The Retard Gang's smiles depleted into frowns)

**Mr. Newsman:** Literally, everyone's going about their day and decorating their houses for Christmas when it's fucking NOVEMBER! I HAVE HAD IT! I QUIT! I FUCKING QUIT, BITCHES!

(Mr. Newsman aggressively threw his microphone to the ground and stomped away, wrecking everything around him to where security guards - and even the cameraman - had to hold him down. The text on the screen said "what the hell")

**Void:** ...You see, this is why we should never watch the news channel.

**Sand:** Propane-discs! (He hiccupped, chugging his bottle of beer)

**Dimentio:** ...You mean propagandists?

**Sand:** Shut the fuck up, asshole, I'm not drunk!

**Jimothy:** YEAH, HE'S JUST AN IDIOT! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (He maniacally laughed, jumping on Angry's head over and over)

**Angry:** (Clearly pissed) Chris, get your pet off me before I RIP HIS FUCKING LIMBS OFF!!!

**Chris:** Relax, I got this... hey, Void, do me a solid? (He got up and walked away)

**Void:** Ooookaayyyy...? (He whipped out a bone)

**Jimothy:** OOH! BONE! (He stops, jumping onto the floor and panting like a dog) BONE, BONE, BONE, BONE (He just said "bone" over and over again)

**Void:** You want it, Jimothy? Go get it! (He covered his eyes with his arm and threw the bone through the window)

(Jimothy ran towards the window... and ran through the wall, causing a hole. Quote looks in horror)

**Quote:** Void, y-you just threw it out the window.

**Void:** No, I didn't! ...I threw it through the glass. (He gained a smug look like the idiot he was, kicking back on the couch)

**Dimentio:** You're a dumbass.

**Void:** (He looked at Dimentio with a petty frown) YOU'RE a dumbass!

(You could hear incoming cars from outside, as well as Jimothy's screams. Commit and Sharoff noticed this, both running outside)

**Commit:** Uh... I think it's dead.

**Sharoff:** Is he? I mean, he could still be alive.

(Jimothy seemed to be dead... until he quickly got back up and started maniacally laughing. Commit and Sharoff flinched in surprise)

**Commit:** Holy crap! ...What even is that thing?

**Sharoff:** You know, Commit, I never thought of that before. In fact, I never even asked Chris what he was.

**Commit:** I say we go ask.

**Sharoff:** Good call.

(They both walked back inside, looking for Chris. They then found him in his room and sharpening his knife. Sharoff entered while Commit stayed still)

**Sharoff:** Hey, Chris! We were wondering-

(He then stabbed Sharoff)

**Sharoff:** ...So anyways-

(She shattered into pieces like glass... somehow. Commit stood there with pure fear on his face)

**Chris:** Oh hey, Commit! What was it you wanted to ask?

**Commit:** ... (He slowly walked away)

**Chris:** Nothing? ...Okay.

(Chris went back to what he was doing before)

**(Cue the next scene)**

(Commit was seen playing video games, at least until he went outside and saw Sharoff building something with Cici on her shoulder. Mans was flabbergasted)

**Commit:** What the fuck?! I thought you were dead or something!

**Sharoff:** No way, silly billy! None of us can die, remember?

**Commit:** Oh yeah... hey, what are you making over there?

**Sharoff:** I call it the Turkey-Mobile! It's a big turkey... but it can fly and it has rocket boosters!

**Cici:** Brawk!

**Commit:** ...WHY did you make it, though?

**Sharoff:** Oh, I'm trying to get everyone to remember Thanksgiving.

(WIP)