Bubba The Upset

Not much is knows about the adonis that is Bubba but what is know is that he was pissed when he saw nobody bothered to write a fucking book about him that he decided in his endless wisdom and anger to do it himself.

## Bubba

### Aliases

Bubba Bitch, Canonically The Sexiest Man In Croatia, The Croat, The Serb, Maybe Bosnian, Where is Yugoslavia?

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

Not Yugoslavia, not Serbia, not Bosnia, definitely CROATIA

## Physical description

### Eye color

Dreamy

**Early Life**

Not Much is know about the early life of Bubba before meeting the gang but it is widley accepted that he slings dope and was dodging bullets since a early age. Spencoor also likes to think that Bubba is associated with the mob. *Maybe he is?*

Also it is well stated by the man himself he's well veresed in art of **conillingus** and is also a trained chef and general badass.

**Addoption to the Sect of the Cheem**

Picture this if you will one night around 4-5am(ish) Bubba is hard at work grinding his World of Warcraft character with a buddy of his who is lost in the anals of time but is know in legend as "The Hunter". Queued with "The Hunter" for a random dungeon Bubba was pondering how much brain power it took "The Hunter" to name his pet spider "Dog" ***DING*** You have found a group for the dungeon.
Excitment fills the Discord call as they both are teleported to the Scarlet Monastary, It was a rough going because the group was retarded and they had a single braindead DPS who was raging all the time but the group manage to thread through the nightmare and reach the end where he adds Weeum and Spensssooor to his friendlist and they decide to make a successful Discord channel named the "Competent Group" The discord fell apart in a couple of days but Bubba was Invited to the Squadfam discord.

**Becoming the Sexiest man in Croatia**

Due to the groups ignorace they were not aware where the glorius state of Croatia was or that it even existed in the first place but they were aware of the mortal enemy of every proud Croat, Serbia. After countless conversations about mostly retarded shit that I as the author of my own FUCKING WIKI PAGE am not in the mood to go over. Uhhh,.. One thing went to the other and a webcam was switched on. Taken aback by the lushes locks of Bubba Ricardo bestew the honor and title of "Sexiest man in Croatia" to Bubba. Bubba did not object because it was true, also they didn't know any other Croatians.

**The Hard Times**

Due to the outbreak of the Corona virus Bubba was forced to stay home from work. This did not bother him at the slightest since he was burned out from working at the same joint for so long. But one thing went to another this virus was not going away costing Bubba the job in the process.
Alls well that ends well I guess.
But it would not end there next thing you know they bars were closing and he could not feed his addiction to alcohol, pool and skanks.
Things took a real nosedive after the little light in his life he had left was taken from him when he was stripped of the mod duties on Ricardo's stream for a hour making out hero spiral down a pit of depression and anger.

**The Not so hard times**

I'm fucking broke I have some money set aside but it's shit and it feels bad to go drinking, but at least Bubba can go drinking again in a illegal establishment not to far from his place of residence I just wish there were more skanks and not the same ones over and over again.

**2021**

Worst new years ever at least I got drunk. I'm game bored and I might force Ricardo to download WoW.