Jar Media Moments (Google Doc)

The Jar Media Moments google doc was a collaborative google doc created by u/ChaserTheWolf. It was intended to document all notable and iconic moments in all jar media episodes. The document consists of quotes from each episode along with the timestamp of when it occurred.

Link to the document

**History**

On August 30, 2019, reddit user u/ChaserTheWolf created a post titled "I've begun a list of noteworthy moments from the posdact" in r/JARMEDIA, the official jar media subreddit.This post contained timestamps of humorous moments from the first 180 episodes of the cast. In the comments, user u/jack\_nnn\_ said "It’d be cool to make this a google doc that we can all add our favorite parts into. Great start!", to which u/ChaserTheWolf replied to with a link to a google doc with the same content as the post.

The document was updated on and off but has been largely abandoned, with the most recent episode on the document being Sniff THIS - Corncast 27 as of December 2022.

**Transcription (As of December 2022)**

SMOSH HATE US?? - JARCAST Episode 1

* Ruben’s starring quote - 4:16
* Ian Hecox’s reaction to Alex’s review of The Smosh Movie - 22:39
* The very first time the word “pussy” was said on the cast - 50:04

TRIGGERED! - JARCAST Episode 2

* David Bowie’s death - 20:30
* Social Justice Warriors - 30:36

* Jim screams - 1:10:26

WE HATE YOUTUBE! - JARCAST Episode 3

* Alex’s first loud laugh - 0:53

* Alex’s banter with a troll through email - 7:52

BUTTS AND RELIGION! - JARCAST Episode 4

* The first time James’ hate for Apple products is said - 1:14
* The amazing set-up they have for the show - 1:23
* Ruben doing the iconic pose we all love him for - 2:56

* Religion - 12:05

JAMES IS DEAD?? - JARCAST Episode 7

* Alex makes sure to censor himself from saying really crude words - 2:56
* Jar Media origin story (also ManManBoyBoyMan and RNL Games)  - 3:55

* Alex is a policeman - 17:24
* Ruben is done with Alex’s shit - 22:55
* Ruben is displeased by Jamie giving him bunny ears - 30:05
* Alex is an expert at transitions - 31:32
* Alex and Jamie’s weird dad - 45:44

ROYALE WITH CHOLOS - JARCAST Episode 17

* “Did somebody say cholos?” - 0:00

* “Look son, this is what a hard cock looks like.” - 12:50

SHAVE YOUR GRUNDLE - JARCAST Episode 20

* Jar Media warming up - 0:00

* Alex fucking loves the Grundle-Cast - 1:05
* Alex’s gamer tag on Xbox Live (and some old gamertag stories) - 5:58
* Jamie allegedly bought a website - 9:42

DO NOT WATCH THIS EPISODE - JARCAST Episode 22

* Dick the Head origin story - 6:25
* “It wasn’t gay because my dick was in your ass” - 7:30
* “I wanna be a sticky little slimer” - 10:25
* Harambe being killed - 21:06
* James cries from sad music - 1:07:03
* If you could rid the world of any fandom, what fandom would it be? - 1:21:21
* James tries to assassinate Dick - 1:35:52
* Female version of James Bond - 1:38:00
* James gives Jim some gummies - 1:57:13

WORST YOGS EVER - JARCAST Episode 42

* A raven gives Jamie a treat - 0:00
* Basically the whole episode is a great moment.

PIRAKA PANIC! - JARCAST Episode 59 (Not Episode 50)

* How the cast pronounces James’ favorite word - 1:45
* Alex makes a bold promise - 18:29
* SING (and a Sing audition roleplay) - 19:45
* Piraka rap - 33:22
* Shweppe gets attacked by Argy (after James throws him) - 43:27
* Arg strikes again - 45:01
* A piece of soundproofing foam falls on James - 47:54

67

* RP Alex is a farmer while the other funnies are his animals - 29:06
* RP James is Harambe, Jim is the child who crawled into his enclosure, Ruben is the zookeeper, and Alex is a banana - 41:20

87

* JAR Media anime intro - 0:00

90

* Dibby? Dibby?! DIBBY!!! - 10:33

91

* Alex on a train with a neckbeard - 9:19
* Max humping a pillow - 16:06

96

* Ruben’s privacy gets destroyed - 0:00

98

* Jamie gives Alex and Ruben some death sticks - 0:00
* Ruben hates a specific face Alex makes - 6:58
* Weird thoughts as a child when bored - 16:30
* My favorite Jamie moment - 35:28
* Intro bloopers - 59:24

50

* The Ender Dragon intro - 0:00
* Ender Dragon intro outtakes - 1:01:25

102

* Hunt down the Freeman - 15:05
* James hates Dick - 20:05
* Argy rolling over - 22:33

TIME… IS RUNNING OUT! - JARCAST Episode 104

* Jamie brings up a question we’ve all been thinking - 0:00
* Alex is on the floor - 0:10
* Time… - 4:20
* What is something you wish your parents did better with raising you? - 32:07
* RP Jamie is a ghost and the rest of the funnies have to bring him back to life - 38:54

106

* James eats a scorpion - 0:20

108

* Max leaves the cast - 2:39

How to not be BORING (the secret) - JARCAST Episode 113

* Ruben murders Sandy (sad) - 0:00

122

* Argy gets kicked out of the JAR studio - 3:58

Human Pokemon Hybrids? - JARCAST Episode 124

* Jamie spots a Raichu - 0:00
* The IKEA adventure - 6:12
* The seagull story - 20:54

125

* James isn’t making sense and says “I’m shitposting” - 3:51

126

* The MEG experience - 20:26

130

* Argy is angry about being moved - 0:00
* Cowboy girls - 14:20
* Jamie’s thoughts on group chat - 20:28
* James is really upset about Ruben breaking the fourth wall - 25:01

SUPER TRASH BRUDDAS - JARCAST Episode 131

* James wows into the void - 0:00
* James thinks Killer Instinct is better than Super Smash Bros - 36:03
* Jamie doesn’t like people pissing in sinks - 54:52
* James slams Jamie with an incredible comeback - 58:54

Clititasaurus - JARCAST Episode 132

* Clititasaurus - 18:22

Probably Shouldn’t Watch This One... - JARCAST Episode 134

* Jamie is a master at making sound effects - 0:00

137

* James gets his head smashed into a brick wall - 0:00

The Barn Boys - JARCAST Episode 140

* Jamie gives James deez nuts - 0:00
* Jar media episode titles/thumbnails - 1:43
* The story of someone manipulating another for nudes - 17:31
* More of deez nuts - 30:11
* My favorite Jamie quote - 30:15
* James is upset about Jamie stretching his sock - 30:26
* RP James is listening to Eurobeat in class while Alex (a bully) pursues to be a Eurobeat fan  - 34:44

BJÖRNBRÖDER - JARCAST Episode 142

* What normal people think of TomSka (young Alex and James sketch) - 0:00

Demokeracy Is Important - JARCAST Episode 149

* James hits a killer strike - 0:00
* Story involving a Jehovah’s witness and Manmanboyboyman - 20:27
* Things Jar media hate that IHE hasn’t made a video on yet - 41:32
* Sorting JAR memes with a jar - 1:01:06

Easily Offended? DON’T watch this - JARCAST Episode 153

* The bios on the Jar media wiki - 18:58

Admitting To Our Addictions…- JARCAST Episode 155

* Pornography addiction - 2:55
* Alex doesn’t like incest - 25:05
* Argy’s tiny dick - 28:01
* Alex’s amazon reviews - 29:45

A Nutty Crazy Story - JARCAST Episode 156

* The friend of the Funnies that joined a cult - 1:58
* Wholesome drunk James - 58:08

157

* Alex jerks off with bananas - 17:48
* Argy wants a cookie badly - 1:20:17

160

* Alex and Jamie try to make ASMR for James - 33:35
* RP Jamie and James are Alex’s parents and Alex breaks the news that he is a youtuber - 35:06
* Jamie gives out the biggest fart - 41:34

162

* James introduces a special guest - 0:28

164

* Alex, Jamie, and James are stranded on a boat to Madagascar - 36:22
* Dreamworks movie directed by JAR - 40:24
* JAR pet’s political views - 50:01
* RP James watches a sad anime, created by Jamie and Alex - 54:44

165

* Alex has an incredibly vague good idea - 36:14

167

* Jim farts into the mic - 31:08

168

* Jim does a stealth snatch of James’ sock - 2:49
* Alex’s new project (I build everything) - 3:25

* Alex spits water at James - 21:15
* Pawny - 22:15

169

* Larva Island - 19:00
* Worst American pop song - 57:33

172

* If James has the biggest peen in JAR, who has the smallest? - 54:15

173

* RP James has written a play to save the local racetrack - 32:58

174

* Jamie does some weird shit - 58:47

175

* Jar Media video game sound bytes - 9:25
* Favorite kids show - 41:06

177

* What would each of the Funnies change about each other? - 40:47

178

* Spin time! - 7:30

180

* Jar/Manmanboyboyman videos making it to the highest rated on Letterboxd - 1:34
* Jim farts in the mic (again) - 59:24

182

* James’ take on free speech (and his rules on shitting if he was the president) - 19:51
* RP Jar Media but in 5000 B.C. - 33:16

183

* RP Jar media gets a grammy for the best podcast - 36:36

Shreddies Absorb… WHAT? - JARCAST Episode 184

* Alex fucked up big time last episode - 2:45
* Shreddies - 9:15

185

* Jar use Image Net Roulette - 14:39
* James almost chokes to death - 24:28
* The “totally real” story of a Jarling ruining a wedding - 50:00

186

* Alex almost fucking dies from a chokehold from Jamie - 0:00
* Alex and Jamie’s experience at Star Wars Live - 3:57
* RP Nostalgia Critic (Jamie) wants to buy some shreddies from a service station while the cashier (James) doesn’t know what they are until the manager (Alex) comes in and yells at Nostalgia critic for his terrible videos - 29:55
* RP Sami’s Kebab house hires the Four Funnies. At night, a group of drunk teenagers start acting obnoxious and the Jar boys have to do something about it. - 31:25
* Jar have a huge revelation - 49:15
* Baubles (or bubbles or bolbols or baulbols) discussion - 56:18

187

* Alex comes across Simpsons porn on his mom’s computer - 51:20

189

* Some stunning Mario character impressions are done by Jamie and Alex - 0:00
* Bonus moment - 1:00:54

190

* Jar out in the wild for a while and eating nosh - 0:00

191

* Alex made a new diet for dogs - 1:30
* Alex’s own universe: Spice - 11:16
* What would you do differently if your life was reset and kept your earlier knowledge? - 37:39

192

* Reddit - 6:26
* Flamer and Acidman - 15:37

Bish and Chips - JARCAST Episode 193

* Alex’s confusing box shipping slip - 3:07
* Alex’s weird toes - 26:07
* The moment of your childhood that defines you today - 45:33

194

* The remade Sonic movie trailer - 1:40

The Normal Episode - JARCAST Episode 196

* James says a very not normal thing - 32:12

Sicky Crimbo Blues - JARCAST Episode 197

* David Bowie’s The Laughing Gnome - 2:09
* James’ philosophy of expectancy  - 11:54

The Equalibriums - JARCAST Episode 198

* The saga of the Eternals, a race of immortal beings who lived on Earth and shaped its history and civilizations. - 8:01
* The Equalibriums - 19:33

I’ve Seen Many Winters - JARCAST Episode 199

* James breaks a glass - 36:44
* Ruben spills his water - 39:25

199A

* Jamie’s ghost adventure - 1:26
* Fireworks and Baadonna - 57:15

199B

* Squash on the rocks - 1:49

* Messaging Peperami - 9:28
* Watto/Toydarian lore - 14:49
* Biggest chad moment - 34:07

201

* Diarrhea - 1:29
* The Doomsday clock and nuclear war - 13:34

202

* The CEO of Watchmojo sending Alex an angry email/Videos James and Jamie would post on Alex’s channel - 32:36

The Passionate Napper - JARCAST - Episode 203

* JAR played at James’ work during a board meeting - 58:38

Bumpkin Life - JARCAST Episode 204

* James almost hits an animal while driving - 0:00/1:55
* Drivers’ tests - 11:55

Boom Boom, SMACK! - JARCAST Episode 205

* James gets sniped - 0:00

Cookie Dough, Brownie, BOOM - JARCAST Episode 206

* The hardest the Funnies laughed - 50:11

Eagle Brothers Brawl - JARCAST Episode 207

* Alex goes through some shit with a baby gorilla (and dreams)  - 4:05
* Jim’s crow behind him - 48:09
* Fighting bald eagles - 57:40
* What is the lowest sum of money it would take you to blow the Nostalgia Critic - 1:03:40
* If you were an NPC, what loot would you drop and what quest would you have? (also James loves Skyrim apparently) - 1:08:05

Pandemic Panic Poop (PPP) - JARCAST Episode 208

* Coffins - 25:52
* Funny stories on Xbox Live - 32:16
* What color lightsaber would each Jar member have?  - 37:43

The Adventure Begins! - CornCast #1

* Alex has a showdown with a dog owner - 6:28

* Jamie sleds down a hill - 25:02

Cringey Gamer Debates - Corncast #4

* Is bad media always bad? - 21:30
* Why is the Toyota Prius so hated? (and one of my favorite James quotes) - 54:57

Milky Jugs Addiction - CornCast #7

* Fruit/snack/milky jug discussion - 1:12

Orgas Origin - Corncast #8

* James’ thoughts on The Dark Knight - 14:21

Keem vs H3 (2015 Redux) - Corncast #9

* Keemstar/H3H3 Drama - 2:14

* FNAF - 47:24

Burger Shift Perhaps? - Corncast #10

* The Floyd protests - 1:26
* Books - 27:38
* Funny Book Boy/Pisser Dick Dance - 30:54

STRASH - Corncast #11

* Bad but memorable rap lyrics - 54:32

Why Everyone So Cheeky? - Corncast #14

* The ultimate cancellation - 5:51

Creamy, Rock Solid & Juicy - JARCAST Episode 211

* James and Alex play rock paper scissors where the loser must build the tank (James)/ upload a video (Alex) - 39:30

Pip. Pop. Poy. - JARCAST Episode 212

* Ruby-Doo - 9:34

PREMIUM VOY - JARCAST Episode 215

* Dibby definition - 41:33

* Pip Pop Poy explained - 53:53
* Alex must bring up a strange phrase in an ordinary conversation and have it go unnoticed - 58:56
* My favorite Jim scream of all time - 59:27

Adele Dazeem - JARCAST Episode 216

* Alex playing with his Madagascar toys - 39:02
* RP Jim and James are having marital issues and decide to consult Alex, a counselor  - 40:33
* John Travolta and Adele Dazeem - 51:52
* James and Jamie want to veto a Crazy Goblin question - 1:07:08

Stupid Madagascar Men - JARCAST Episode 217

* JAR Jar update - 17:10

* Jim spills his drink - 23:07
* Alex changed his gamer tag again - 31:29
* Ruben gets called on the show to talk about Happy Feet - 40:52

Tator Between Three Dibbidomes - JARCAST Episode 218

* Some of my favorite Patreon names (and Alex losing his shit over them) - 34:12
* RP James cringes at the thought of being in a roleplay - 44:20
* The pointless bacon debate - 57:43

Land Grandfathers - JARCAST Episode 22(3)

* The most funniest preorder stories (and Alex being a dick to Jamie when they were children) - 38:52

Bear v Gorilla (Dawn of inJARstice) - JARCAST Episode 224

* Which would win, a bear or a gorilla? - 1:04:56

Chaos Rising - JARCAST Episode 226

* Jamie and Alex improvise a beautiful song about gamers - 49:50
* James ranks animated comedy mums - 1:09:50
* Jamie got his driver’s license and car names - 1:16:54
* Is soup a drink? - 1:31:12

The Mink Economy - Corncast #15

* Dark Orbit - 17:31

Where tf is Mario Judah? - Corncast 16

* Die Very Rough by Mario Judah - 9:17

I’m More Than Just ‘Some Geek’ - Corncast 22

* We are more than just ‘some geeks’ - 0:04

He’s Back. - Corncast 25

* Your favorite someone has returned… - 18:25
* An update on the Funny’s friend that joined a cult - 50:22 (context: Episode 156 1:58)
* Just the friends having a look back at good memories and wholesomely laughing - 55:31

Sniff THIS - Corncast 27

Fallout Frontier - 30:31

**References**

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/JARMEDIA/comments/cxq4wg/ive\_begun\_a\_list\_of\_noteworthy\_moments\_from\_the/
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/JARMEDIA/comments/cxq4wg/comment/eyo55i4/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3