Luke

Luke is the youngest member of WRAL and by far the most abused.

Luke has often served as Ryan's sidekick when he goes on quests or starts crews.

Luke is an expert in the art of "ryjitsu pole to the face" a technique he has employed on Nameless Troopers.

Luke has a gullible side which prompts him to fall for dumb pranks.

For a time, Luke suffered from fidget spinner addiction but was forced to go off of it cold turkey by Ryan.

## 2016

### Christmas 2016

> "Santa Claus? It's not even Christmas Eve yet."
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Luke, along with the rest of WRAL, was kidnapped and taken to Santa's labor camp. He was the last person taken by Santa and fearfully said his parting words into the camera.

## 2017

### Luke's Fidget Spinner Addiction

> "You got the goods for the cash?"
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Luke goes to meet with a fidget dealer, unaware that it is in fact William.

For much of his early life, Luke struggled with addiction (to fidget spinners).

Luke convinced William to drive him to the park, telling him he was meeting a friend, when in actual reality, he was going to meet a fidget dealer, who turned out to be William.

Luke purchased a fidget spinner for the exorbitant amount of $30 and returned to the car spinning it.

Unbeknownst to Luke, Ryan had followed him and planned to take the fidget spinner away. Luke attempted to hide the fidget spinner but accidentally dropped it, confirming Ryan's suspicions that Luke was an addict. Ryan took the fidget spinner away and threw it, breaking it.

Luke became enraged shouting that he had payed thirty dollars for it and hit Ryan in the face.

### The Couch Potato

Luke was convinced by William not to be a couch potato and he went to pet Alice (cat).

He learned that Adam had become a living couch potato when the couch potato approached him and grabbed his face. Curiously, though Luke was in actual peril, he giggled hysterically as he told Alice to run for her life.

Luke met up with William and Ryan and retreated through the secret passage to safety. While Ryan and William split up to deal with the food and media supply, Luke declared he would guard "the Alice" and continued petting the cat.

### The Speedster Juice

> "Ryan gave me, fake juice?!"
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Luke screams in rage after learning he had been tricked.

Luke found Ryan drinking a bottle of blue water at the park and demanded to know what it was.

Ryan told him it was speedster juice, which made Luke want it all the more. Luke distracted Ryan with a baseball and stole the juice drinking a big swig of it.

Ryan pretended to be frozen in place, making Luke believe he had gained speedster powers. He took off running thinking he had super speed.

He found William napping at the park and attempted to show him the speedster powers he had gained. William however disillusioned him of the notion of having speedster powers and told him the real way was to eat turtles from the snack shack.

Luke became enraged that he had been tricked and ran back to Ryan to confront him. Ryan claimed that Luke didn't have the heart of a warrior which is why the juice didn't work for him. Luke angrily told Ryan that the game he was watching had ended and stormed off.

### Ryan's Quest

Luke learned that Ryan was going on a quest, when Ryan came up and told him so. Though Luke knew the whole time that the illuminati was not responsible for any of the things going on, he decided to play along and accompany Ryan on his stupid quest anyways.

Luke points towards a Nameless Trooper base, telling Ryan that he had a friend in the illuminati who said their base was there.

Luke got into a debate with Ryan whether ryjitsu poles or lightsabers were better before the duo set off on the long walk to The Nameless Trooper base, which Luke told Ryan was the illuminati base.

Luke and Ryan found a river, which Ryan mistakenly identified as The Atlantic ocean. Ryan saw Luke standing on a drainage pipe and concluded it was a tunnel into the base.

Luke and Ryan went to the back entrance and fought the nameless troopers guarding it. Luke waited outside while Ryan went inside to blow up the base.

Ryan was followed out by a Nameless Trooper boss who battled Ryan with toy lightsabers. After watching Ryan get his butt kicked, Luke threw a ryjitsu pole into the boss's face, killing him.

Luke and Ryan returned to tell William their story but he did not believe them.

### Christmas 2017

Luke, along with Ryan and William had a lapse of memory and forgot about Santa. When Eli showed up and told them to make ready, Luke claimed he knew where William's secret weapon stash was.

Luke was grabbed by Santa after he decided to open a random chest.

## 2018

### Turned Into A Cat

> "I'm basically a pro at pingpong"
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Luke sits on William's lap, after having been turned into a cat.

Luke, going by the name Jackson, heard Adam's fanatical scheme to weaponize fidget spinners.

He was later seen playing Ping Pong with William whilst the cat tried to get the ball.

After their game, William and Luke climbed the stairs and were attacked by Adam, wielding a fidget spinner. Adam hurled the fidget spinner at Luke, turning him into a cat.

Luke later returned to his normal form and was seen having his hair stroked by William.

### Treasure Map

> "That was my toast!"
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Luke races after Levi who has just stolen his toast.

Luke's toaster oven turned his bread into a treasure map.

Luke attempted to follow the map, citing that he had always been a fan of the goonies.

Luke encountered a mysterious creature named Levi.

Luke followed the map to find Adam holding his toast. Adam was about to give Luke the toast when Levi stole it and ran off with it. Luke angrily pursued him.

### Shopping

Luke went shopping with Ryan and Adam and was seen playing with the basketball rack, apparently unaware that he was supposed to be getting the cheeseballs.

### Christian Gang

Luke was a leading member in a Christian gang which included William, Adam and James.

He led the gang on anime runs past windows and ushered "brother Adam" to read from a heretical "woke bible."

### The Breaking of The Rice Sack

> "Don't ever make me eat your rice again!"
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Ryan grabs Luke by the hair and force feeds him rice.

Luke was found swinging Ryan's random sack full of rice around when he accidentally dropped it and broke it, sending rice all over the room.

He tried to clean it up but not before Ryan found out. After attempting to blame the deed on Selina, Luke admitted to having broke the rice sack.

Ryan informed Luke that the punishment for breaking the rice sack in that room was eating the rice (because apparently this happened on a regular enough basis to actually write a rule about it?)

Ryan grabbed Luke and force fed him some rice, which Luke found revolting.

After being released, Luke angrily commanded Ryan to never make him eat the rice again.

### Searching For Firewall

Luke's voice was briefly heard while WRAL searched for Firewall.

### AR/VR

Luke wears the fake VR headset.

Luke was conned into buying a cardboard VR headset by William. William convinced Luke that it was a perfect representation of the real world, in VR.

After stumbling about half blind, Luke was given an assignment to steal candy by William. He found candy in a van, occupied by Ryan who he slapped.

Luke completed his mission and gave William the candy then proceeded to wander around.

### The Fake Decepticon Invasion

> "I'm gonna pull a trick on Ryan. Herr heeerrrrr."
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Luke realizes too late that he has made a grave mistake.

Luke was swinging on the swings one day when Ryan rocketed past, terrified that Decepticons were after him.

He decided to prank Ryan by using decepticon stickers he just happened to have on him. He covered William's car in stickers, expecting Ryan to get scared, but Ryan destroyed the car with his toy lightsaber.

Luke realized he was in huge trouble too late to save himself and hid behind a tree.

### Luke Blows His Top

Luke was grounded from video games for life by Ryan's mom, but they bent the rules and let him play anyway.

Adam provoked Luke into getting super angry and attacking people.

### Luke Sprays Some Punks With Water

> "R-r-r-roasted"
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Luke found Eli's gang, consisting of Adam, Nick, Lucas McKellen, Domanik and William chilling by some bleachers and decided it was a good idea to spray them with a little blue spray bottle he had in his hand.

Luke runs for dear life as he is pursued by Eli's gang.

After recovering from the initial shock, the gang chased Luke, shouting that they were going to kill him.

Luke ran away but was too slow and was caught.

The gang started taking turns punching him, with Nick shouting that he would pay because he was a freaking punk.

Fortunately, Luke was saved by the timely arrival of Ryan who used Ryjitsu to fight all of the gang members save William who had disappeared by that point.

### Ryan's Crew

> "Can I feed your chicken to a pig?"
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Luke was persuaded to join Ryan's crew and followed Ryan in slow-mo walking everywhere he went.

Luke holds a freeze while sporting sick shades while Ryan smirks like an idiot next to him.

Luke and Ryan went to the back of the car and tried to figure out where William would be. After it was agreed that he was at Taco Bell, the pair went there to recruit William. While Ryan recruited William, Luke got himself a freeze to bribe their next victim with.

Said victim was Rhianna, who Luke offered the half-drank freeze to. She accepted the freeze and Luke gave it to her.

Luke became enthralled with Rhianna's pigs and chickens and politely asked her if he could feed her chicken to a pig. He did so eliciting hilarious squawks from the chicken.

Later, Ryan and Luke sat on the sidewalk talking about the crew.

### Christmas 2018

> "Let's go to war!"
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Luke helped prepare for Santa's home invasion by taping christmas lights to the front door.

Luke is ready for war.

Luke decked himself out in a hoodie and gloves and grabbed a machine gun saying "let's go to war!"

He stood his ground with the others in the living room and opened fire on Santa after Adam was taken.

After running up the stairs, Luke took shelter in a room where he later bumped into Ryan. The pair agreed that they needed to escape and Ryan suggested climbing out the window which he proceeded to do.

Luke thought he saw Santa and fired his machine gun, startling Ryan and making him fall out the window. He asked Ryan if he was dead, to which Ryan replied in the negative. Luke was not seen again after Ryan's duel with Supreme Santa and his fate remains unknown.

## 2019

### Luke's voice changes

It is unknown when this occurred, but sometime between Christmas Eve of 2018 and the Drama on 209th, Luke's voice changed.

### Drama on 209th

Luke and Ryan watch the drama unfold.

Luke watched with Ryan as the drama between Cole and Nick took place.

When Ryan said he saw gay guys, Luke loudly corrected him, saying they were not gay.

Luke was later seen behind Cole, and in the driver's seat of William's car. He claimed he did not know how to drive.

### The Witch's Castle

Luke holds the pumpkin moments before smashing the Witch's head with it. This is arguably his most triumphant moment.

Luke and Ryan were walking to the wizard's house one halloween when they inadvertently wandered into The Witch's Castle.

Luke was confused by Ryan's fear of the place but soon understood when he saw a hoard of Smokeys coming to attack them. Luke rushed up a flight of stairs into the castle as Ryan engaged the Smokeys. As Luke watched on, he was grabbed from behind by The Witch.

When Ryan came to fight The Witch, she released Luke allowing him time to grab the pumpkin. As Ryan was about to be ended by The Witch, Luke smashed the pumpkin on her face, killing her.

## Powers and Abilities

### Weapons

Luke employed a machine gun to fight Santa and Ryjitsu poles, which he excels at using, against Nameless Troopers.

### Abilities

Luke possesses the ability to withstand an incredible amount of beatings without dying, as evidenced by the many times people beat him up.

## Trivia

Luke loves cats because he's a good guy.

Luke coined the term "ryjitsu pole"