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Sansa Stark

Nobody else has had a life as tragic as **Sansa Stark**. She used to be the happiest, most precious, most beautiful little angel in all of Westeros. And what did she get in return? Years of endless cruelty. She may have been betrothed to the King of the Seven Kingdoms once, but he was also the Hipster King. She also had the Biggest Dumbass in Westeros for a husband, been violated on occasion, and lost most of her loved ones. And no, NONE of this is her fault! She was vulnerable—what could she *do?*

How can you *not* feel sorry for this poor unfortunate soul?

## Powers and abilities

### Equipment

* **Black Hole of Negativity**: For some reason, too much shit gravitates toward this poor, poor girl for her to simply have a magnet for shit. Nooooo.....her body contains a fucking BLACK HOLE that sucks up all the shit that is thrown her way. And she lives in the world that is full of shit that come in many shapes and forms.

### Weaknesses

* **Innocence**: Being a nice person in the World of Ice and Fire will only get you severely punished. The nicer you are, the meaner the world is to you. For someone as nice and sweet as Sansa, she is the textbook example of this.
* **Useless, Fleshy, Human Body**
Romana

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## Romana

### Residence

A Galaxy Far, Far Away
 Literally farther away than any other galaxy. Like, in a goddamn Alternate Universe.

### Portrayed By

Mary Tamm
 Lalla Ward

**Romana** is a Chronogoddess and a former companion of the 4th Doctor. Romana is only her nickname; her real name is too fucking long for anyone to bother trying to pronounce. She is still in possession of her favorite face, which originally belonged to Princess Astra, so much so that she still hasn't bothered changing it.
Tyrion Lannister

**Tyrion Lannister** is a dwarf. He is well-known for his intellect and sharp wit, and for the fact he is the only guy in Westeros who can survive anything. Despite being a member of House Lannister, the most powerful family in Westeros, Tyrion has to put up with being picked on for being short on a daily basis.

## Personality

Tyrion loves bragging about how smart he is, even if the people he's bragging to don't give a shit. He is also an efficient plotter and schemer. He has a special side for Wine, Women, and Song, noted to devoting his nights to partying, getting drunk, and banging whores. To compensate for being discriminated for his height on a daily basis, Tyrion has developed a superiority complex.

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Power of the Plot**: Tyrion can survive anything, and he does survive everything.

### Equipment

* **Chick Magnet**: Tyrion has a very special spot for the ladies, *if you know what we mean...*
Wicket

"*Wub wub, yub nub*"
―Wicket

**Wicket** is a memeber of an Ewok Tribe. He is small and cuddly. He becomes best friends with Princess Leia all while his friends try to gut her friends. He lives on the Planet Endor, which has a moon called the Moon of Endor, in the Endor part of the galaxy called the galaxy of Endor.

## Gallery

Hi I am cute, and I want to kill you.Wicket with a shocked face.I am little, fear me with my big pokey stick!Cute savage one meeting R2D-D2The cute savage meets Princess Leia.Wicket with the rebels.Wicket and Leia ducking behind a log.Look at my cute little hands! Don't worry, my friends will roast your family and friends over a fire because we are savages! Look how cute I am!A pact and friendship has been made between Wicket and Leia.Best friends!
The Flash

"*Bazinga!*"
―The Flash
**The Flash** AKA Beary Allen is a spin-off character from *The Big Bang Theory* and is the fastest Chronogod of the present time period.

## Biography

### Childhood

Flash wasn't always fast, once he was a child who couldn't act. He spent his days running and getting the shit kicked out of him if he didn't. However, that all changed when Professor Zoom and a Flash from the future broke into his house and fought around his father, fighting so fast, they couldn't be seen, meaning that fight must've felt like three hours for them. Beary was brought away from the danger by Future Flash and Beary immediately starts to run back toward the danger, demonstrating how slow he is because by the time he gets back, someone had already called the police, they arrived, set up a crime scene, and arrested his father.

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Speedster**: Being a chronogod of the speedster variety means The Flash has a connection to the speed source and therefore has a bit of extra abilities that other Chronogods don't.
	+ **Super Speed**: Flash is able to travel at lightning fast speeds, so much that lightning comes off him, but he just stops short of completely vaporizing himself.
	+ **Intangibility**: Flash can vibrate his molecules so he can run through walls, but somehow he doesn't sink through the ground while doing so.
* **Chronogod**: Being a chronogod, The Flash is given all the abilities that come with that heritage.
	+ **Time Travel**: Being a chronogod, Flash is capable of traveling through time. Due to being a speedster, he is capable of doing so without a police box.
	+ **Regeneration**: Like other Chronogods, Flash is able to heal himself and prolong his life by stealing someone's face. Flash has not demonstrated this power yet, but we're going to assume he has it.
	+ **Two Stomachs**: As a chronogod, Flash can eat a crap load of crap and still be hungry.
Leonardo

"*Hey Bubblicious!*"
―Leonardo

**Leonardo** leads. The Leader in blue, does anything it takes to get his ninjas through.

## Biography

### Early Life

Leonardo was once a human, but he was killed and was reincarnated as a turtle because he was probably a sinner during his human life. As a turtle he was experimented on with experimental Mutagen. However, Leo and his brothers that are coincidentally totally related, found themselves in the sewers and were adopted by a human turned rat who decided to change his name because reasons, named Splinter. However, knowing that the outside world would be unkind, Splinter decided to teach Leo and his brothers how to beat people to death with Ninjitsu. And while people will complain about learning Ninjitsu from a book, people will continue to never question how they manage to find these traditional ninja weapons.

### Meeting April O'Neil

Years later, Leo and the other guys see the foot taking hostages in the subway due to the illegally hacked security cameras. Leo and his brothers arrive to the rescue, with Leo either efficiently or accidentally murdering a good number of them before tying up their corpses and escaping to the rooftops.

Atop the rooftops, Leo then pulls out his katanas because it looks cool. However, once April O'Neil tries to take a photo of them, Leo climbs to the top of a watertower so he can do a cool jump off of it. He then tries to calm April down despite the being one of the only turtles who has his weapons drawn. April understandably faints and once she wakes up, Leo argues with Raph before threatening April and jumping off the rooftops with his brothers.

### Ambush at the Lair

Leo and his brothers return to the lair, where Splinter abuses them for disobeying him. He then subjects them to several hours of mind numbing torture to gain information on where they had gone. After Michelangelo sqeals, Splinter orders the turtles to find the girl and wipe away the- eh fuck it. Leo and the others kidnap April and bring her to the lair.

Once at the lair, Splinter tells them a long and boring story that can be found at the start of the biography and on all of the other Turtle pages. However, the Turtles are then ambushed by the feet militia. As Leo hacks some guys to pieces, he orders Raph to go somewhere and orders Mikey to get April away from the camera. However, Leo spots his sensei getting the shit kicked out of him. Leo then spins into a bunch of guys who zap the hell out of him. But Leo escapes by... I really don't know, he like...overloads them or something. However, he along with Donatello and Mikey, give themselves up to save Splinter from The Shredder, who is a filthy fucking liar. Leo and the other two unimportant brothers are then tazed and captured.
Site Rules

## Welcome to the WIKI!

This site is satire, so if you come across a page that upsets you, take it with an unhealthy helping of salt. While still trying to keep true to the facts, we are usually off the mark. Here, we shall satirize the extremes that fandom is always willing to take, however, there are some rules you should keep in mind.

## Basic Site Rules

* **HAVE FUN!**

* Everything here is in good fun, if something truley offends you, you should leave or report it to an administrator.

* Please no racial, homophobic, sexist, or SJ slurs please. Be a pleasant asshole. Pleasant. This isn't tumblr, 4chan, twitter, facebook.... holy crap there's a lot of sites.

* Please do not completely erase someone else's work unless it violates site rules. Discuss with the current editors of a page before erasing past efforts.

* Absolutely NO pornography!

* Please categorize properly!

* Please no harassing other users!

* Again, meant to have fun, NO STRAIGHT UP INSULTING another fandom! We are equal here. Here, each film is equally horrible.

* If you feel you aren't up to the task, please use a Notice. Please use: http://nurdpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Notices

* Please, no fanfiction articles... ever. If you can't bottle all that up, please use a blog instead. AND MAKE IT LOOK PROFESSIONAL

* If you're thinking about doing something, but you're not sure if it's okay and the rules don't state anything about it. **Don't do it!** Ask an admin first!

* Please stay with the franchise categories that have been added. More franchises shall be added over time.

* Do not use the "have fun" rule to break any of the other rules or to justify vandalizing pages.

## Posting Rules

### Content

Please do not stray far from the facts. While this wiki is a satire that does put down inaccuracies from time to time, do not flat out make up stuff that realistically would never happen. If you wish to stray from the facts, stick to a misinterpreted form of the canon, do not flat out make up your own. Use incorrect conclusions that can be reached from following the canon. Using one of the styles is not mandatory, but kind of encouraged.

### Sources

Please only use live action material as a source, meaning that the pages must be based on the movies or shows, not comic. As of now, we are strictly movies and live action tv. Please stick to the most recent iteration of certain content AKA reboots, unless you are writing with the History Buff Style. In the future, we may branch out to video games and anime, but as of now, we want to keep this a bit contained. Fictional sources only, please.

### Grammar

**JUST BECAUSE WE STRAY FROM FACTS DOES NOT MEAN WE CAN STRAY FROM PROPER GRAMMAR AND SPELLING** (Unless being used for comedic effect) When posting, please try to use proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling. If you come across a page with errors, feel free to correct them, it's encouraged.
Lord Slipknot

Our Lord and Savior, **Slipknot** is a man who can climb anything. However, that is not the full extent of his godlike abilities. Legend says he is the strongest member of the Suicide Squad, the last member of the Justice League, or that he unlikely got his head blown off, but that last one probably isn't true. After all, how could it be?!

## Powers & Abilities

* **Can Climb Anything**: Perhaps his greatest and most misunderstood ability. Lord Slipknot can climb his way to Krypton to retrieve kryptonite to defeat the all powerfull Superman!
King Joffrey

**King Joffrey** was the self-proclaimed **Hipster King** ever since before being a hipster was cool. He also held the Iron Throne during the first three or so years of the War of the Five Kings.

## Biography

### Early life

Joffrey was born the oldest son of King Robert Baratheon and his wife, Cersei Lannister. In what could only possibly be a miracle, Joffrey was the first blonde Baratheon in thousands of thousadnds of thouasadns of thoasudands of yeers (everybody before him had black hair). This of course made Joffrey very,very sepcial, and set the president for his journey to becoming a hipster.

In childhood, Joffrey was always fond of cute little critters, especially cats and doggies. He especially loved kittens; in fact, he loved them so much that one day he sliced a pregnant cat open just so he can pet the cute little kitty fetuses inside of her. They were sooooo cute!!!

### Hipster Coronation

As Joffrey got older, he learned about all the other kings before him and realized how they all the best kings did similar shit to keep the Seven Kingdoms in line. It was also around this time that Joffrey began going into his hipster phase ass he neared puberty. And thus, Joffrey decided he would be a differnt king than all other kings before him, and he became....TEH HIPSTER KING!!!!!!!!!!

## Personality

Deep down inside, King Joffrey is actually a very nice kid. However, he also aspires to be a king like no other before, hence why he calls himself the Hipster King. As the Hipster King, Joffrey intentionally and successfully behaves like no other king ever would: by being a sheer asshole to everyone and bitching about shit until he gets what he wants. In addition, being a king requires having bravery and courage in the face of battle, but that is waaaaaaaaaayyyyy too mainstream for an individualistic person such as King Joffrey. Instead of facing his problems head-on, King Joffrey takes the hipster route by pussying out and tattle-tailing to his mother and making the Hound do his shit for him.
Rikishi

**Rikishi** is a fat bastard that has swag beyond belief. Weighing in at over 400 lbs, Rikishi can dance and shake his ass. You feel that San Francisco? It's not tectonic plates, it's Rikishi dancing.

In addition to dancing, Rikishi loves to rub his thong-wearing ass up against opponents, giving them a good whiff of what he has to offer. He has been able to seduce divas including Trish Stratus, Mae Young, and even Molly Holly.
Plot Armor

Forged in the fiery pits of a writer's room, no armor in any universe can compare to that of the **Plot Armor**. The plot armor with cause projectiles to miss you completely, enemies will decide to talk instead of kill you, allowing you to escape, and you shall be blessed with the greatest of luck. All because the writer decided you were important enough to live, even if you completely lack the skills necessary to do so! Plot Armor will more than make up for your insignificance! Hell, with some plot armor, even if you die, you live!

## Examples

* Harry Potter
* James Kirk
* Daenerys Targaryen
Badge Collections

Okay, so there's a lot of badges... But are you a fan of a certain franchise and want to collect all the badges under said franchise? Here's the page that lists all the badges under each franchise, ya picky piece of shit. Happy Hunting!

## Star Wars Badges

The Star Wars Badges are relatively easy to gain, as they are mostly gained through consistent amounts of edits. It is possible to get all badges from only editing Star Wars pages.

## Marvel Badges

Marvel Badges range in difficulty to get, from easy to hard. So if you want them all, it'll take SOME work...However, it is possible to earn these badges by only editing the Marvel Articles.

## DC Badges

Dc Badges are harder to earn as they are usually farther down the tracks for certain badges, however, that just means more points. They require edits in various fields, but are possible to gain only from editing DC articles.

## Doctor Who

Getting all the Doctors will take some work. You'll have to do more than just edit Doctor Who articles, you really have to buckle down.

## IDW

As IDW Hosts a large amount of Beloved Franchises, getting certain badges of certain franchises can be seen below.

### Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Getting all the TMNT badges takes a lot of dedication, as most of them take much longer to gain than most other badges on this wiki.

## Star Trek

Most of the Star Trek badges can be earned from the Star Trek pages, however, earning them all will definitely take some cross pollination.
Power of the Plot

"*How the fuck we gonna stop this guy?*"
―Henchman Kay about Judge Dredd
**The Power of the Plot**, not to be confused with plot armor, although similar, the power of the plot allows it's wielder to PERSONALLY overcome anything that is thrown at them. This is often used to show what a badass a character is at the expense of logic, physics, and/ or common sense.

Unlike plot armor, where the stars align to the point that nothing brings down the character, a character with this power purely survives on their improbable and sometimes impossible skill, such as making impossible jumps, dodging point blank bullets, or hitting a target a mile away without a scope or sniper rifle.

## Examples

* Batman
* Snake Eyes
* Ray
* James Bond
* Judge Dredd
DC

**DC Comics** or "Detective Comics Comics" is one of the largest comic book companies in the world. The Company owns some of the most iconic characters of all time, including Superman and Batman. Also the fandom's full of assholes.

## Films

* The film that completely misunderstands what I think Superman should be. Hence, I will not rewatch the film to make sure that the complaints I have are valid.
* The movie that completely sucked in theaters, but it's okay, because they released DLC for it, so it's awesome now... WHY THE LIVING F\*CK DIDN'T THEY RELEASE THIS VERSION IN THEATERS?
* The film that still needs to break 900 trillion dollars to break even.
* The ONLY good one. Only one. Depends on who you ask, really. I mean, they weren't *that* bad. But, this movie is just so much... it's good.
* OH! This one's decent....and....yeah...
* Umm, ACTUALLY, uhh... this one's prtty good, too.
Harry Potter

"*Abra Kadabra*"
―Harry Potter
**Harry Potter** is a wizard.

## Biography

### Into Hiding

After killing his first man at the age of infancy with the Power of Love, Harry was taken into hiding from the police by Dumbledore, Hagrid, and Mcdonald. Harry was then raised in the same environment as Mike Myers, but because he isn't a wuss, he turned out to be humble instead of a psychopath.

## Personality

Harry Potter is gifted with the observation skills of a brick.

## Powers & Abilities

### Equipment

* **Fuckslayer:** Harry's wand, through which he can channel his rage and rock the fuck out. It broke.
Yoda

Powerful Jedi, was **Yoda**. Unknown, his species was. For a long time, Grand Master of the Jedi Order on Coruscant, he was. Millions of Jedi, he trained. Military commander in the Clone Wars, Yoda was. To Dagobah after the war, Yoda retired. Last apprentice, was Luke Skywalker.

## Biography

### In a circle, the Jedi Sat

A member of the Jedi Counsel, Yoda was. Powerful Jedi was he. Be boring as shit and say exposition, he did.
Alvin the Chipmunk

"*Does this look like a face that would survive prison?!*"
―Alvin

## Biography

HA! You actually thought someone would actually see the movies. No, we aren't actually that psychotic.

## Personality

Alvin has the strongest personality among the group of wood he calls his friends and family. That personality is that he is slightly an asshole. That's all the Hollywood execs think you need to know about him!

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Extended Lifespan**: One of the perks of being a mutated freak of nature is his extended lifespan and since Eastern Chipmunks (which I'm assuming he is) tend to have an average lifespan of three years. Fucker **should've** been dead before the third movie could even happen.
Earth

**Earth** is the greatest fucking planet in the Universe. It's like the Disneyland of the Universe. All the aliens either want to conquer it, steal it's shit, or just live on it, because it's so goddamn amazing. It's also the most important planet in existence too, for some reason.

Earth's reputation stretches beyond anything, as aliens who have never been near or heard of the planet before still refer to it as Earth and it's inhabitants as humans, because they somehow know what name its inhabitants call their own planet and their species.

Regardless of that, Earth as firmly established it's reputation in the universe as single-handedly the most DANGEROUS planet throughout time and space. People die everyday by the millions, fucking countries are blown the hell up, and the species inhabiting the planet have managed to lay waste to every single extra terrestrial threat that approaches it. As such, the world has been marked as certain death for anyone who tries to conquer it.
Hermione Granger

**Hermione Granger** is the most badass girl in all of fantasy, so suck it Daenerys Targaryen fans!

Hermione Granger is the only daughter of two muggle dentists. If you don't know what a muggle is, you probably are one.

## Biography

### First Time to Hogwarts

Hermione was born to a bunch of muggles. She found out that she was a witch upon her invitation to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. On the train to Hogwarts, she came across a moron making spells up. So she decided to show how much better she is than everyone on the train by performing the world changing spell of fixing some kid's glasses.

## For those too lazy to read about how awesome she is and want a condensed version

During her time at Hogwarts, she proved herself to be the brightest witch of her generation (and perhaps of all time). Despite her extreme intelligence, she was sorted into Gryffindor House due to her overwhelming bravery. Within her first year at Hogwarts, she demonstrated incredible intelligence. She, along with Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, found the Sorcerer's Stone (Philosopher's Stone in the UK), and delayed the return of Lord Voldemort by defeating his present host, Professor Quirrel. In her second year, she helped save Ginny Weasley (and again, postponed the When Harry Potter left to seek out the remaining Horcruxes (again, if you don't know what this is you have a lot of research ahead of you), she joined up with him and helped destroy them. Unfortunately, in the process she had to erase her parents' memories to protect them from Lord Voldemort. After the war, Hermione went back to Hogwarts to officially finish her education at Hogwarts, even though she could have gone directly to the Ministry of Magic. Hermione began her career at the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures where she was a leader in the improvement of life for house-elves.
Jason Voorhees

"*...*"
―Jason Voorhees
Friday the 13th is **Jason Voorhees'**s birthday, which means he has one fucked up age.

## Biography

### Drowning

Jason was once a kid with a face that really stretched the definition of "a face only a mother could love." Naturally, being a deformed freak of nature, other kids were assholes to him and played many juvenille pranks on him, like pushing him into the Camp Crystal Lake lake where he drowned and died. Kids these days!

Royally pissed that a bunch of kids drowned her deformed son, Pamela Voorhees decides to take revenge on the counselors...because they were busy drinking and having sex instead of watching the blood thirsty asshole kids drown her son...makes sense. So Pamela starts killing them all, until one gets her while monologuing and chops her fucking head off. But it's okay, because Jason actually survived and decided to watch his mother murder a bunch of innocent teenagers instead of telling her that he's fucking alive, alive enough to watch his mother be beheaded right in front of his disgusting face. However, instead of becoming Batman, he decides to start killing people.

### Killing People As SackHead the Killer

Jason then decided to cover up his revolting face, realizing it would give his victims heart attacks before he could actually kill them. But, eventually Jason and his mashed potato sculpture of a face grew tired of his career of folding people into origami, and decides to grow his own personal weed so he can just relax.

Years later, while out getting some fresh air, Jason comes across some douchebag trying to steal his weed. Reasonably upset that someone was trying to steal something he poured his heart and soul into growing, Jason introduces his friend, "Philip the Machete" to the douchebag's face instead of just ripping off his sack and scaring the douchebag off with his inbred face. However, his cockblock senses begin to tingle and he senses people fucking nearby without protection. Wanting to teach them the importance of wearing a condom, Jason stuffs one of them in a sleeping bag and roasts them over an open fire and traps the other in a bear trap.

## Personality

Doesn't really have one. Has awesome comedic timing though. Though, if you try to steal his weed or have unprotected pre-marital sex, may god help you.

## Powers & Abilites

### Powers

* **Immortality**: Straight up refuses to die.
* **Super Strength**

### Abilities

* **Stubbornness**: One of the best examples actually.
Cookie Monster

Next to Morgan Freeman, **Cookie Monster** is easily the most powerful being in the multiverse. He is everywhere and no where. Nothing can stop Cookie Monster and none should ever hope to.

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Superhuman Strength**: Just fucking look.

* **Omnivore**: The Cookie Monster will eat fucking anything. Anything. And he **can** eat everything. And one day,

 shall he eat **everything**.
Marvel

Marvel is the most flawed flawless movie studio to date. Everyone loves their awesome and entertaining movies that have no everlasting impact on anything other than Hollywood. Housing many beloved characters that no one gave a shit about until recently. Also, the fandom's full of assholes

## Films

* The one that still stands on its own as a standalone film.
* The one you forgot about.
* The one you wanted to forget about.
* The one that really started the Marvel formula trend.
* The Most Murican One.
* The one that became the bane of all other Comic book Studios.
* The one that pissed you off if you couldn't adjust your mindset.
* The one that really should have been about Loki.
* The Most Political One.
* Marvel's Star Wars.
* The one that everyone thinks is overrated.
* The one that proved Marvel can pull off almost anything.
* The one that actually is overrated.
* Marvel presents...LSD!!!
* The one where the notion of "family" was more obvious than in a Fast & Furious movie.
* The teen movie that was LIT AS FUCK, DUDE!
* The one that said it's okay to laugh at the end of the world.
* No, *this* was the most political one.
* I don't want to talk about it, I'm still shook...
* The one where in the end, it didn't even matter.
* In the words of Rocket Raccoon, "Let's just agree to never discuss this."
* The one where a ***rat saves the universe.***
* *Boy*... that escalated quickly.
* We're sorry we killed off the female lead of our franchise. Anyway, here's a movie about her that's so awesome it'll be a constant reminder of all the potential we wasted.
* The one that reminded you that if you're still mad about the one that pissed you off if you couldn't adjust your mindset, you need to get a life.
* The one that actually is underrated.
* Marvel presents...FANSERVICE!!!
Max Steel

"*Now Steel! Go turbo!*"
―Max

### First Day of School

On his way to school, Max stopped by the old NTEK site. However, when he responds to a text from his mother, he disrupts the phone. He quickly makes his way to school.

When Max arrives, he is nearly hit by Sofia Martinez, which causes him to hit a bike rack and flips him off his bike. Sofia rushes over to him to make sure he is okay. After finding out he is okay, she asks Max to meet him after school.

Sometime during the day, Max helps a student pick up his papers. Shortly after doing so, he comes across the trophy case displaying the achievements of his father. This causes Max to unknowingly awaken Steel. Max then goes outside and waits for Sofia. Sofia arrives and gives Max a ride to her home. Once there, Sofia fixes up Max's bike. However, the situation causes Max's powers to flux once again, turning on a nearby radio. Shortly after, Max rides back home.

### Dinner with Miles

Max arrived back home to find his mother having a conversation with Miles Edwards. While Max goes to wash up, he begins to feel his powers flux once again.

The three have take out and Miles tells stories about Max's father, saying he was a "very special man." As the three continue to talk, Molly reveals that it was Miles that had convinced her to move back in. Max begins to ask more questions about his father and NTEK. However, when it is mentioned that Miles tried to save Jim the night of the accident, Max's power fluxes once again, causing the power in the house to short out. As Max goes to restore the power, he comes across his father's old bunker. When he makes his way upstairs, he hears a conversation between Molly and Miles. Miles leaves shortly after, telling Max that the doors are always open for him at NTEK. Right after, Max heads to his room.

### Discovery

Max looks up the accident and watches videos on it, raising questions about the actual accident. Viewing the footage causes Max's powers to flux once again and turn off his laptop. In his frustration to turn his laptop back on, Max awakens his powers, causing energy to dispense from his hand. In a panic, Max shoves his hand under a pillow, which appears to do nothing. Max seemingly shuts it off by merely saying "off", but the energy lashes out, knocking out the power of several appliances.

The next day, Max brings out multiple appliances to the woods to test out his new powers. In his excitement, he sets his lamp on fire. Panicked, Max overloads the other appliances, causing them to explode.

While at school, Sofia asks Max to meet her at a restaurant, which results in another flux of his powers. After school, Max hopes to find answers about his powers online, but finds nothing.

Max then has a conversation with Molly about the bunker downstairs, which then moves over to him explaining he overheard the talk between her and Miles. Max then explains his frustration of knowing so little about his father. Molly explains that she isn't sure if Max is ready for the truth about his father.

## Personality

*Like anyone would actually give a fuck...*

## Powers & Abilities

*How the fuck are you still on this page?*
Doctor Who (Series)

***Doctor Who***: the most legendary sci-fi franchise of all time!!!

It began as a TV show about a man called the Doctor, a Chronogod who travels all over space and time in a Phone Box, fucking around with history (though for the greater good, of course! After all, he IS the good guy, right?) and kicking evil aliens' asses. Usually, the Doctor has at least 1 companion who would help him out on his adventures.

## History

Created by a guy named Sydney Newman, *Doctor Who* first aired the day after the JFK assassination (we're not fucking kidding). With the exception of a long hiatus from the 90s up to 2005, the show has been constantly on-air since then, with to date a total of 35 seasons, along with numerous one-off specials and even (during the 90s) a movie. Season 36 is set to air next year.

## Setting

Like all science fiction shows, *Doctor Who* takes place in A Galaxy Far, Far Away where a bunch of weird creatures hang out and wreak havoc like they don't give a flying fuck about consequences.

## Cast

### The Doctor

The Doctor, the main character and namesake, is the greatest Chronogod who ever lived (don't let fans of the Flash or the T-800 tell you wrong). He is the ultimate badass who will save the day no matter what the odds. Like every Chronogod, the Doctor can cheat death by stealing other people's faces (such as another Chronogod or a Roman).

### Companions

The Doctor has a revolving line of companions to serve as his trusty crew.
Raphael

"*What would Vin Diesel do?!*"
―Raphael
**Raphael** is cool, but crude. Has the most attitude on the team.

## Biography

### Early Life

Raphael was once a human, but yadda yadda you know it's all the same on each page, they all have the same damn origin, the hell am I supposed to do? You want to know what these sentences were? They're on one of the other pages... Later, Raph and his brothers that are coincidentally totally related, found themselves in the sewers and were adopted by a human turned rat who decided to change his name because reasons, named Splinter. However, knowing that the outside world would be unkind, Splinter decided to teach Raph and his brothers how to beat people to death with Ninjitsu. And while people will complain about learning Ninjitsu from a book, people will continue to never question how they manage to find these traditional ninja weapons.

### Ass Kicking at the Dock

Raph, who is out on the surface all by himself for whatever reason, comes across the Foot Clan's Black Ops division stealing some shit that doesn't impact the plot. Knowing that him interfering with their affairs **will** have an impact on the plot, Raph jumps in and somehow beats up the Foot with a bunch of storage containers. He then finishes his super stealthy activity by then tagging a storage container to let everyone know that he was there.
The Master

**The Master** is an evil Chronogod from the planet Gallifray who aspires to conquer and rule all of existence. He travels through time in an RV. He is the sworn mortal enemy of the Doctor.

## Biography

### Current whereabouts

Following his return to Gallifray at the end, no one knows what has happened to the Master since then. Due to the 9th, 11th, and 12th faces of the Doctor uniting to change history and put Gallifray in an isolated location for safekeeping, the Master has since disappeared from the face of the multiverse.

Rumour has it that he now occasionally gets into dick measuring contests with Professor Zoom and Q on who the douchiest Chronogod is. That’s the only word we have on him.

He is not to be confused with Missy, who is actually the new face of the Rani.

## Powers and abilities

### Powers

* **Stubbornness**: He was able to last long enough with that decaying Ugly Face.

### Abilities

* **Regeneration**: Like any Chronogod, the Master often steals people's faces whenever he's about to die, but he has often stolen too many (often going over the limit).

### Equipment

* **Laser**: The Master fires his Laser to age other people rapidly.
* **Tardis**: Like the Doctor's Phone Box, the Master has his own time machine: an RV.
* **Shrink Ray**: The Master typically uses his shrink ray to kill people.
Beehydrate

**Debut** | TBA

**Beehydrate** is the Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Racomitrium Servum from the planet Lepidopterra, and is the Earth-1799.D equivalent of Mossquito.

## Appearance

Beehydrate is more slender and slightly shorter than Mossquito. She also has "womanly features" on her chest. Her face is shorter and rounder. Her color scheme is cyan with blue markings, and her wings are a pale blue. She has big, blue, compound eyes.

Beehydrate wears the Simplicitrix on the back of her head.

## Powers

Beehydrate has the powers of her species.

## Weaknesses

Beehydrate has the weaknesses of her species.

## Etymology

* Beehydrate's name is a play on "bee" and "dehydrate."

## Trivia

* Beehydrate's design was made using the design of Gwen as Stinkfly in the Season 2 finale of the *Ben 10* Reboot.
* Beehydrate's Simplicitrix placement is somewhat of an opposite to that of Stinkfly's.
Winnie the Pooh

"*There is no escaping the Hundred Acre Wood, Christopher...*"
―Winnie the Pooh
*Winnie the Pooh* is a ruthless dictator who keeps everyone within the Hundred Acre Wood in line through psychological and emotional manipulation. The only one known to have escaped his grasp was Christopher Robin, a fact that haunts him to this day.

## Personality

"*Have you ever been alone in the wood?*"
―Winnie the PoohPooh is a maniacal mastermind who feigns stupidity and innocence in order to better manipulate those that are weak minded. He often resorts to guilt tripping in order to manipulate others to do his cruel bidding. He maintains an iron fist when ruling the Hundred Acre Wood and ensures that those who have escaped his grasp don't stay out of it for long.
Brock Lesnar

**Brock Lesnar** is the beast incarnate, known for destroying The Undertaker's perfect Wrestlemania winning streak. He can scream like a girl and when he fights he becomes as red as a cherry.

Brock Lesnar rarely talks, which is for the better, because no one cares what he has to say. Paul Heyman has his hand so far up Brock Lesnar's ass you can't tell where Lesnar ends and Heyman begins.
Stubbornness

"*Why Don't You Just Fucking Die?!*"
―Freddy Krueger

In all of fiction, the human body is either one of the strongest things out there (with several draw backs) or breaks easier than a toothpick. While a human body can often be seen as the greatest weakness in the universe, some characters like to demonstrate just how much abuse it can take. While some characters have paper skin and glass bones (see Useless, Fleshy, Human Body) some people have layers of sandbags in their body, allowing them to absorb millions of bullets, take several slash marks, deal with tons of blows, and be burned alive.

Not to be confused with Power of the Plot, Stubbornness has nothing to do with skill and mostly to do with plain old durability. Though they won't look as pretty as someone with the Power of the Plot in the end, the results are often the same, although survival with this is less than guaranteed.

## Examples

* Darth Kylo
* Batman
* Robocop (Pre and Post Transformation)
* Deadpool
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Littlefinger

"*You're a big guy!*"
―Littlefinger
**Littlefinger** is an ambitious Machiavellian genius. Originating from House Baelish of the Fingers, Littlefinger started from the bottom now he’s here, at the top of Westerosi society. Living the dream, he is currently the Lord of the Vale; in addition, he was previously Master of Coin and has even run many brothels (opening himself up to tons of hot chicks). Most importantly, Littlefinger has been pulling many of the strings behind the scenes to shape the modern sociopolitical scene in the Seven Kingdoms. To put it short, Littlefinger is behind EVERYTHING!!!!!!

But then Bane killed him.

## Personality

Littlefinger is the master schemer all other schemers strive to be, but are not. A double-faced man, he may seem charming and polite on the surface; in actuality, he is one manipulative and sociopathic sonuvabitch. Seeing politics as just a “game”, he is always out to cheat at this “game”, often using his risen status to influence the political and social spectrums of the Seven Kingdoms from behind the scenes for his own benefit and nothing else. Littlefinger also seems to have a creepy sexual preference for redheaded Stark women and big guys.

## Powers & Abilities

### Abilities

* **Intelligence**: Climbing to the top of society and manipulating everything from behind the scenes without getting caught requires having a big brain, doesn’t it?
Live Action Disney

Disney is responsible for some of the movies that defined your childhood, so like any other franchise, they decided to exploit the hell out of them. They used to milk out half-assed sequels that were inferior to the originals, but thanks to Tim Burton now they make live action reboots that are absolutely inferior to the originals because we all know that nothing ever compares to the original!

## Films

* The one where the 101 Dalmatians don't talk. It also came out in the 90s, which automatically makes it the greatest of them all because the 90s were AMAZING!!!
* The ones that may or may not be associated with the rest of the live action Disney movies...but we're still putting them here. Maybe... The ones with the pirate, Santa Claus, the hockey team, Eddie Murphy and the ghosts, and where the Salem Witch Trials had real witches (WE ARE NOT FUCKING KIDDING). I'm sure that was all one movie though.
* The one that proved that there really are no matches made in heaven when it comes to directors and projects. SERIOUSLY! Tim Burton and Alice in Wonderland! HOW DID YOU FUCK THAT UP?!
* The one with Sleeping Beauty, but not about Sleeping Beauty, cause we all looked at the original and said damn, I bet that villain's a hero!
* The one that felt the need to explain why Cinderella is called Cinderella because that was apparently important information...
* The one that made absolutely no sense to make into live action considering it's about a bunch of talking animals and ONE human.
* Ever wonder why the Mad Hatter is mad? No? Well, they made a film to tell you.
* The one that's either better or worse than the original, some of us can't really tell...
* What has been seen... cannot be unseen...
Donatello

"*Turtles fight with honor!*"
―Donatello
**Donatello** does machines. A fellow, has a way with machines.

## Biography

### Early Life

Donatello was once a human, but he was killed and was reincarnated as a turtle because he was probably a sinner during life. As a turtle he was experimented on with experimental Mutagen. However, Donnie and his turtle brothers that are totally related, found themselves in the sewers and were adopted by a human turned rat who decided to change his name because reasons, named Splinter. However, knowing that the outside world would be unkind, Splinter decided to teach Donnie and his brothers how to beat people to death with Ninjitsu. And while people will complain about learning Ninjitsu from a book, people will continue to never question how they manage to find these traditional ninja weapons.

### The Movie that Might or Might Not Have its Existence Acknowledged

At some point, Donnie and his brothers meet April O'Neil, who is a reporter instead of a pornstar in this universe, and her Camera Man, Will Arnett. They also fight and defeat the Foot Clan and The Shredder...man, nothing with a lasting impact really does happen in that movie... This shit's on the other pages damnit.

## Personality

Donnie is an asshole because he licks the icing off of the poptarts every single morning and then has the audacity to put them back in the box.
Kraang

"*I know what you're thinking right now: of all the ways you'd like to kill me, but that would require you out thinking me. And no one, no thing, is smarter than the Kraang!*"
―Kraang

## Biography

### Launching the Arc Capacitor

Years ago, Kraang was bored as hell. So for shits and giggles, he decided he wanted to enslave all of humanity, so he launched a portal device to Earth where it broke apart. Realizing that he majorly fucked up by launching his only one, Kraang realizes he'll need outside help if he wants his shit back.

### The Deal

"*Did I get a little tentacle mucus in your eye?*"
―Kraang, saying easily one of the grossest things a kid's villain has ever said.

Kraang uses whatever portal devices he has left, which apparently isn't good enough for him to do anything else with, to call in The Shredder. Kraang spends his first impression by telling Shredder how much better he is than him, smacking him around, and making it clear that he has been stalking him. Then after an impression like that, he immediately asks Shredder for help. He spills some exposition about his little Arc Capacitor dilemma and tells Shredder that he'll help him kill the Teenage Mutant Ninja need to get a shorter name Turtles. Shredder agrees and Kraang teleports him back to Earth while giving the audience further proof of just how incompetent he really is.

## Personality

Kraang thinks he's all hot shit all the time because he's a giant smart as hell brain with a powerful robotic body and a world ending device. And like most pretentious douchebags, he refers to himself in the third person with "The" infront of it.

## Powers & Abilities

### Abilities

* **Super-Intelligence**: He says there's nothing smarter than him, and I don't expect him to lie, so it must be true.
Aura Abduction

**Aura Abduction** is the Semblance of Michael Morningstar.

## Description

Using Aura Abduction, Michael can absorb the Auras of other individuals to make himself more powerful. As Semblances are powered by Aura, this subsequently causes Aura Abduction to become more powerful the more he absorbs, creating a cycle that increases Michael's power.

## Trivia

* Aura Abduction was named by WTB.
* Aura Abduction is an opposite to Jaune Arc's Semblance. Where Michael can absorb others' Aura to amplify his own, Jaune uses his Aura to amplify others'.
* It is currently unknown how Aura Abduction ties to Michael becoming an ugly monster.
Jack O'Neill

"*A paperclip can be a wondrous thing.*"
―Jack O'Neill
**Jack O’Neill** was the original team leader of SG-1, the legendary ‘Murican special ops Stargate team that spread peace, order, and freedom to the Galaxy and saved it from galactic domination at the hands of the Goold. He is also the greatest soldier in American history.

## Personality

Being the commander the greatest special ops team in U.S. military history, Jack is known to be very enthusiastic at his job. He is always inspiring his comrades to get the job done no matter what the odds are, and he often loves hearing aliens blab on about useless exposition. Quite often, he is also known to be very respectful when negotiating with other aliens and never speaks out of turn.

## Powers & abilities

### Powers

* **Power of the Plot**: Jack is a veteran of SG-1. That means he can survive almost every single situation, no matter what.
Souboutei Kowasu Beshi (manga)

**Genre** | Action / Horror / Shounen / Supernatural

**Souboutei Kowasu Beshi** (双亡亭壊すべし, *Sōbōtei Kowasu Beshi*) is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by FUJITA Kazuhiro.

## Plot

A mysterious mansion has towered proudly over the Tokyo district of Numanakarai since the Taisho period. Those who enter either never escape, or leave having experienced horrors untold, and with the desire to take revenge.

## Manga Guide

### Chapters not yet in tankōbon format

* Chapter 79
* Chapter 80
* Chapter 81
* Chapter 82
* Chapter 83
* Chapter 84
* Chapter 85
* Chapter 86
* Chapter 87
* Chapter 88
* Chapter 89
* Chapter 90
* Chapter 91
* Chapter 92
* Chapter 93
* Chapter 94
* Chapter 95
* Chapter 96
* Chapter 97
* Chapter 98

## Shonen Sunday Covers

Featured covers of Souboutei Kowasu beshi

Shonen Sunday Issue 2016-17Shonen Sunday Issue 2016-21Shonen Sunday Issue 2016-33Shonen Sunday Issue 2016-50Shonen Sunday Issue 2017-07Shonen Sunday Issue 2018-16
## External Links

Souboutei Kowasu Beshi at Shonen Sunday official site
Night of a Bazillion Stars

**Night of a Bazillion Stars** is the second half of the sixth episode of *Ready Jet Go!*.

## Synopsis

Jet, Sydney, and Sean decide to have a sleepover in Jet’s backyard. They use Sean’s telescope to look at the night sky and learn why stars twinkle and planets don’t.

## Characters

* Jet Propulsion
* Sydney Skelley
* Sean Rafferty
* Mindy Melendez
* Sunspot Propulsion
* Carrot Propulsion
* Celery Propulsion
* Face 9000

## Learning Goals

Star and planet gazing. Stars twinkle because of turbulence in the atmosphere of the Earth. Planets do not twinkle the way stars do.

## Trivia

* In this episode, Sean mentions that he has a dad. When asked why he packed moonblock, Sean says that his dad says you can never be too careful.
* The song in this episode mentions Zubenelgenubi. Technically, that star is called Alpha Librae.
* The episode received a book adaptation entitled *Starry, Starry Night*.