Cemetery Wind Car Chase

Here's how the car chase goes in Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures of Transformers: Age of Extinction.

[Cars are driving up]

Tessa: Dad!

[The cars gets closer]

[Cade and Lucas come out of the barn, the cars stop and Savoy and his squad come out]

Savoy: Mr. Yeager, my name is James Savoy. I'm a federal agent. My men and I are tracking down an abandoned truck.

Pacer: And we're searching for some certain beings, who are acquainted with this truck.

[Some of the group come to the house]

Savoy: It's a nice spread you got here. Too bad she's for sale.

Cade: Well, thanks. She's not. That the truck you mean?

Savoy: Afraid not. You know, Mr. Yeager, we received a call from someone concerned about this truck.

Lucas: Oh, no.

Savoy: That wasn't you?

Cade: Only thing I'm concerned about is you being on my property without permission. You know we got a rule about people messing with people from Texas. And I don't know what truck you're talking about.

Savoy: The kind that coast American lives.

Gremlin: Or how about some talkin' trains? Or some talkin', magic ponies. Or even 3 kids who have the same name? You know something about them?

Cade: No, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Savoy: Search the property!

[The crew does so]

Cade: What do you mean "*Search the property*"? You don't have a warrant.

Savoy: My face is my warrant.

Lucas: Wait. But if you guys do find a truck, we get a reward, right?

Pilot: [on radio] Viper 15 holding, point alpha.

[The drones start searching]

Agent: Charlie team, hold tight.

Agent: Lock it down.

[Some soilders come in the barn, when the robot dog barks]

Agent: What the heck it that?

Agent: Just some dumb inventor.

[Back outside] [Soilders wait, while a car drives up]

[Inside the barn]

Black soilder: Let's go. There's nothing here.

[we see our heroes hiding in different spots in the barn]

Edd: This is not good.

Rainbow: Yeah, no kiddin'!

T.C.: Something tells me Bradey has something to do with this.

Hugs: Yeah. Because those soldiers and lemon cars aren't searching for Decepticons, that's for sure.

Mordecai: (as Mr. Grasshopper) Shhh! They'll hear us!

[Soilders continue searching]

Black Soilder: No signs. We got nothing.

Soilder: Sir, we have a live armed missile in the trash.

Lucas: Live? I carried that to the trash! You told me that was a dud, dude! I could be dead. Right?

Edd: (motions Kitty to take a look)

Kitty Katswell: [nods and she slowly sneaks onto the roof and looks down from it]

[Then we view Hanah hanging from a beam on the roof, struggling to hang on, but her claws slowly scrap downward as she silently yelps]

Cade: Look. Okay, yes, I found the truck, all right. I towed it back for the parts. I left it here last night. This morning, it's gone. When, where, I don't know I swear to God! That's how much as I know about him.

Attinger: Him. [throws an apple] He said "Him". He knows where that idiot is!

Savoy: Mr. Yeager.

Cade: What?

Savoy: Excuse me. [takes off his glasses] You just said "Him". Take him down.

Cade: What?

Tessa: Ow! Hey let me go!

Cade: They don't know about the truck! I know! Just let her go!

Savoy: What kind of a man betrays his flesh and blood brethren for alien metal? Get this guy out of my sight.

Cade: Let her go! They don't know about the truck!

Savoy: All right, load up, search the perminator!

Tessa: Lucas, you called, didn't you?

Lucas: No! I don't know any of these scary guys!

Tessa: Oh, God! You're manhandling a woman! I'll kick your tail!

Cade: Let her go! [gets thrown down]

Tessa: Daddy!

Cade: Let me go!

Solder: You're not going anywhere.

Tessa: Daddy!

Lucas; No! You're not taking me anywhere! I'm an American! [but is thrown down]

Soldier: Easy, sweetheart! [puts rifle on Lucas' back]

Lucas: Alright. Okay. All right. I was wrong.

Attinger: Savoy. Use the girl.

Tessa: Oh, my God! [thrown on wagon]

Savoy: [kneels down and cocks his pistol] Now, you got ten seconds. Where's the truck?

Cade: You're gonna shoot my little girl?

Savoy: If I have to.

Kitty Katswell: Guys, we got trouble!

[cut inside the barn]

Eddy: [into wristcomm] What's goin' on?

Kitty: Katswell: The soldiers have the Yeagers at gunpoint! And I think one of them, is gonna shoot Tessa!

Zeb: Oh, Karabast!

Twilight: [into comm link] Try and draw their fire! Or at least throw them off guard someway!

Kitty Katswell: Already had that in the mind!

[back to Hanah, her claws are still scraping the wood, as she strains to hang on]

Hanah Streaker: Oh no. [her claws completely slip off the beam as she goes falling towards the ground above one CW soldier, but then she jerks to a stop] Wha? [looks up to see Mrs. Calloway has grabbed her tail with her own tail at the last second as she looks down to the soldier below and he hasn't noticed her] Phew... Thanks, Mrs. C.

Mrs. Calloway: Not a problem, dear.

[at the back of the barn, Connie signals Firestorm to head for the fields, which she and him do as they take off in the skies unnoticed as they grab a bundle of something close by]

Tessa: Please don't shoot me! Please!

Cade: Look, I don't know. I told you everything that I know! He's gone! He left, he was in the barn, I swear to God! Just let her go!

Tessa: Please! Please!

Cade: He was in there! Let her go!

Savoy: Seven seconds.

Cade: I'm telling you the truth! He was in there!

Tessa: Dad!

Cade: Tell him to get away from my little girl, now!

[We veiw Optimus under the floor hearing everything]

Tessa: [crying] Dad!

Cade: You touch her and I'll kill you!

[Soldiers fire warning gunshots]

Savoy: You got two seconds.

Kitty Katswell: [slowly brings out her shotgun and cambers a round] Okay, when I give the signal, we jump out and surprise them!

Pinkie: Ohh, a surprise party!

Eddy: No, you idiot! Not that kind!

Attinger: I need the truth.

Tessa: Please.

Savoy: Shoot her.

Tessa: [crying]

Kitty Katswell: [fires and shoots down one of the soldiers]

[Optimus comes out and our heroes of hiding and comes out]

Optimus: Here I am! [fires ion blaster]

Cade: Get down!

Optimus: Cade! Guys! They're going to kill you! Get out of here!

Thomas: Run! We'll cover you!

[our heroes then start shooting down the soldiers]

Gremlin: There they are!

[Lockdown is firing rockets]

Soldier: Push right! Headed to the house!

[Then gets hit in the face by a tire]

[then suddely a plasma blast strikes several of the soldiers as several other fire blasts appear, followed by a barrage of spikes which impale several soldiers]

[then the Vikings and Dragons of Berk fly in]

Pacer: What the!?

Gremlin: Dragons!?

[then a flash of fire comes roaring in as several soldiers are set alight before a thunderous roar is heard, then out from the skies comes Connie riding Firestorm.]

Connie: Firestorm, drop the load!

Firestorm: [nods as he legs go of a bundle in his feet, which drops several bombs, destroying several vehicles as he swoops over the group as Connie waves down to them]

[then Finn McMissile and Holley Shiftwell speed in]

Finn McMissile: Need a hand?

Ed: Finny!

Percy: Glad to have you guys here!

Finn McMissile: Not a problem! [deploys his rear grappling hook and hooks himself onto the back of Percy]

Shane: Come on! Hurry up! Get in the car, let's go!

Tessa: Daddy! Get in the car! [they get in and speed away]

Thomas: Come on! Let's get going!

Edd: Follow us, guys!

Hiccup: Right, behind you!

Savoy: Perimeter, Optimus moving your way!

[rockets fire but miss Optimus, and we see Lockdown driving]

["The Delta Force theme" starts playing]

Shai-Shay: Shoot! Shoot!

Shane: What's happening, baby? Who are they?

Tessa: It's the truck! They want the truck!

Cade: "*Who are they*?" Who are you, and who are you calling, "baby"?

Shane: [doesn't say anything]

Cade: I know you heard me.

Shane: I'm her boyfriend!

Tessa: He's my boyfriend!

Cade: **WHAT?!** You're not her boyfriend!

Tessa: His name's Shane, and he drives, Dad!

[The chase continues as our heroes start drawing fire at the vehicles]

Lucas: What kind of cars, are those? They're so scary!

[the chase continues on]

Cade: There's another one coming up the back! You gotta try to lose them in the cornfield!

[They went in the cornfield. While the 2 other cars go in. And they rammed them]

Cade: He's coming up behind us, go!

Helicopter pilot: Viper 15, running on fumes. RTB.

[They rammed there a wooden fence]

Cade: They've got us cornered!

[They made a dust, while one of the bad cars hit a tree. And the chase continues in the city.]

Shane: Mr. Yeager, this is not how I wanted us to meet, okay? My name is Shane, and I'm a completely...

Cade: And I am not talking to you! Drive the car!

[2 police cars rolled up]

CadE: Watch out, watch out!

[They moved aside while 2 cars hit a truck]

Agent on radio: Throw 'em some warning shots!

[Gatling gun fires]

Dudley: Minigun, 7:00!

[one of the boxcars behind Sharky opens, as Merida, and Mulan return fire]

Shane: Man, I don't know how I'm driving this good. It's like today, I've gone to a whole other level!

Cade: Road, focus! Stop talking!

Tessa: Shane, look out!

[They went through a lot]

Lucas: This may be parentally my fault, okay? They said they were gonna send a check! I don't know they were gonna send a death squad!

[Lockdown chases Optimus]

Shane: Hang on!

[They went through a restaurant]

Lucas: We lost them! Good job, stranger from the cornfields!

[Soon we them coming towards Lockdown and Optimus fight]

Lucas: The scary cars are back.

[then Gremlin appears behind them]

Ed: Lemon! [points to him]

Gremlin: [deploys rocket launcher]

Finn McMissile: [deploys a wheeled motorized jack]

Gremlin: [the jack tilts the Gremlin] Whoooaaaa!!!! [fires the rocket but flips over] AAH!

Finn McMissile: [launches a missile which hits the rocket]

Tessa: Lose them at the factory, Shane!

[They took a left. While Optimus and Lockdown fight]

Cade: I thought you knew how to drive this thing, go!

James: This isn't working! We need a better idea!

[They broke through a fence]

Edd: Quick cut them off!

[our heroes then take a different route]

Lucas: I don't think we're gonna get that money, doesn't seem like it.

Optimus: [hangs Lockdown] Guys! [jumps in and slams some of the cars]

Tessa: Take 'em up stairs!

[They went in a building]

Shane: We're loosing them on the fifth floor.

Tessa: Do that thing, Shane!

Shane: You know it.

Cade: What do you mean? What thing?

Shane: What we're about to do is, kinda scary. [drives faster]

Savoy: Take out your guns, and shoot them!

[Gunfires]

Lucas: They're shooting at us!

[then our heroes appear on the same floor, and some of the team fire at the car, and then Pacer appears behind them and shoots at them]

Shane: Tessa, grab my stick! Grab my stick!

Cade: What?

Shane: She's got the best hands in business. Ready, Tess. Pull!

[Tessa does so]

Rigby: [continues firing and then shoots out Pacer's right tire]

Pacer: AAH!!! Whoa! [falls into a tanker of sludge] AWWW!!!

[They drives up and ramp, out a window]

Lucas: Yeah!

[Then our heroes hit the back of the car and make it crash]

Lucas: Yeah!

[the our heroes fly out and the dragons grab them as the unicorns and alicorns use their magic keep them flying as some of the group land on Firestorm's back.]

Cade: Tessa! You are so grounded!

Shane: Shoot! The rim's cracked!

[Optimus drives up, honking]

Cade: Optimus. Come on, move, move!

Lucas: My foot's stuck! Wait, Cade!

Tessa: Lucas!

Lucas: Wait, wait!

Cade: Lucas! Lucas, above you!

Lockdown: [throws his grenade]

Cade: Run! [they run in slow moon, but Lucas was turned into metal!]

James: Oh no!

Fishlegs: Oh Thor!

Shane: Come on, get in, let's go!

Eddy: [leans out Thomas' cab] You try that again, and you'll regret it big time!

Attinger: [on walkie talckie] "I bet you wish, you could see my face right now". [throws a phone]

Lockdown: [looks at Lucas. Then transforms and drives away]

[We see Optimus driving]

Tessa: Lucas, we just left him?

Cade: He's gone.

[Optimus stops at a gas station while the family hops out. And Optimus transforms, just as the dragons glide donward and drop their passengers off gently as they land, as everyone on Firestorm slide down his back]

Optimus: My deepest sympathies for the loss of your friend. Stay here, till I'm sure we weren't followed. We are all targets now. [transforms and drives away]

Shane: So we're hiding out now? That's the plan? We're taking orders from a truck?

Cade: Well, you got a better idea?

Thomas: For your infomation, that truck is a really close friend to us!

Eddy: Yeah, so get use to it!

Cade: [sees him holding Tessa] Hey, move away from her, kid. Don't... keep your hands off her. All right? No. (to our heroes) Mind explaining to me who these Vikings, Dragons and 2 cars are?

Edd: It's a long story.

[Back with Savoy]

Attinger: You got your butt kicked by a garage inventor from Texas. That goes on your resume. Yeah, it goes on all of yours, too!

Savoy: Do I look like I'm in the mood for any of your stuff today?

Attinger: Washington thinks we were chasing a Decepticon target, but our story falls apart if we don't find this Yeager family first.

Savoy: Yeah, well, what if he goes to the cops or the FBI?

Attinger: They know to hand him over. His world as he knows it is gone.

[Meanwhile the Gremlin and Pacer are in a room with Bradey O'Diesel]

Gremlin: You wanted to us, M'am?

Bradey O'Diesel: You wanna know why I'm such a happy diesel?

Pacer: No.

Bradey O'Diesel: Because, I've got great looks, and control over a grand droids army in the whole galaxy. And as long as I'm at large, I can do anything. Infact, the one thing I worry about, is if Tucker, Hugs, and the Jedi win, it all might end. And you're stinkin' making it happen! First you try to kill Tucker, Hugs, the Eds, and their friends and then you let them escape!

Gremlin: But it wasn't our fault!

Pacer: Yeah, they had help from that truck, McMissile, Shiftwell, (stutters) and Viking and Dragons!

Bradey O'Diesel: I know that.

Gremlin: But we thought th...

Bradey O'Diesel: Who told you 2 to think?! I don't give you enough information to think! You 2 do what you're told, *that's* what you do!

Pacer: Yes, Ma'm.

Bradey O'Diesel: Listen here, you scrap heaps. This is a trickly situation here. Those Jedi and their friends will do anything to protect Optimus Prime, and vis vesra. But I have a plan that we get them all taken out at once. Do you think you 2 can help out?

Gremlin: Of course we can!

Bradey O'Diesel: Good, but if you 2 happen to screw up, I'll melt you down and use your metal to make new droids!

[the 2 get scared from hearing this]

Bradey O'Diesel: Please leave, I need some time to myself.

[the 2 cars then leave]

Morack: Melt them and use their metal for new droids? Don't you think that's a bit much?

Bradey O'Diesel: What's it to you?

Morack: Well, if those 2 aren't gonna follow orders, then why hire them at all?!

Bradey O'Diesel: Listen, Morack. I already told you, that this is a part of my big plan to take back what I and the Sith have lost! But if I am to succeed in this, then I need those other stinkweeds to help! Tucker and Hugs aren't easy to take down, especially since they have all those friends of their's!

Morack: Well, why didn't we just have Savage go after them!?

Bradey O'Diesel: We don't need Savage for this! I already have something else planned. And it's gonna take care of Tucker and Hugs' friends, including those dragons. And hopefully it'll help me with finding out ways to increase my army. And make things easier for putting my big plan into action at last.