Just Roll With It

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Just Roll With It is a Dungeons & Dragons Podcast featuring Slimecicle and his friends: Slimecicle as Br'aad, Condifiction as Sylnan, Grizzly as Taxi, Bizly as Mountain, and TripleMcWheatie as Velrisa. The first episode, "The Great King's Wharf" was released on June 21st, 2018. Just Roll With It released a Youtube Channel on June 19th, 2018, which became the primary platform for the series. Episodes are available on platforms such as Spotify and iTunes. They stream episodes on Twitch and have a Patreon, which they often promote during the midroll. >\_<

## Characters

### Br'aad Vengolor

Br'aad is a male half-elf entertainer bard, who is 5'10 and 120 lbs, with long light-brown/blondish hair and purple eyes, with pale skin and strange tattoos around his body and particularly on his cheek (looks like a dick). He is 21 years of age. Br'aad is also highly attracted to goblins (later retconned) and terrified of cows. His favorite drink is chocolate milk and his favorite food is ravioli and like long walks along the beach. Br'aad used to be a Warlock whose patron was Ob'nokshai. After the Storyteller (a god of time) showed Br'aad that Ob'nokshai was playing him for a fool and Br'aad was just his favorite character (even though Ob'nokshai killed Sylnan for some reason its there I swear) in Ob'nokshai's own shitty fan fiction, Br'aad ended his pact and became a bard on behalf of the Storyteller. Canonically gay. :O

### Mountain

Mountain is a male dwarf fighter, who is 4'7, over 200 lbs, and was raised by giants. He has a long beard. He is described as a small man with a big heart. He has a prevalent alcohol addiction and is, more often than not, drunk. Mountain is also the heir to a throne in a far off dwarven kingdom. He has a mastiff named Jak that he loves. It is later found out that Mountain used to own a tavern that was burned down as well as a wife that he would unfortunately outlive. :D

### Sylnan Vengolor

Sylnan is a male half-elf rogue, who is 5'11 and 145 lbs, with medium-length hair in a ponytail and tan skin. Best Buddy/Dad to a goblin named Hilltree. Sylnan once died after he was stabbed by a blue orc and found out his girlfriend, Katherine, was not only dead but a goddess. He was later resurrected. Sylnan can also turn into a rat after The Rat King gave him the ability to do so. :)

### Taxi

    Taxi is a male Tabaxi multiclass druid and monk. He is 6'2, weighs 160 lbs, and was shunned by his clan for being a druid. He despises water. He seems to struggle with anxiety and his sexuality. Taxi seems to have had a dark murderous past as hinted at in the story but nothing has been confirmed. Taxi has a weird relationship with his partner— or ex-partner— Oriana. Taxi also seems to have a preference for Tieflings as Oriana is one, and he also poorly charms Velrisa. According to Condi, Taxi’s player described him as Pansexual. >:P

### Velrisa

Velrisa is a female Tiefling grave cleric, who is 5'4, weighs 110 lbs, and possesses purple skin and short dark hair. Her favorite drink is water, especially diet water. Her enjoyment of water has caused distress among some party members. Vel was disowned by her parents because they feared her Tiefling traits as a child and were untrusting of magic. Her uncle Ander later took her in and taught her the ways of being a cleric. has signs of being asexual :O

## Notable NPCs

### Hilltree

Hilltree is a small, sickly, loveable goblin with a large tumor on his head. He was saved from rats by Sylnan and they have been literal partners in crime since. Hilltree once saved the group from The Barber with his magic tumor by erupting a wall from the ground. His tumor is apparently one of the organs of Ungaroe the Dragon Turtle. Hilltree has gotten smarter as time has gone on for some unknown reason (probably the magic tumor). Hilltree, like many of the NPCs is perpetually horny. He likes to kill, steal, have whores, and obtain shinies. Hilltree is brothers with Brambleshank. :D

### Brambleshank

Brambleshank is a character played by Condifiction while Sylnan was dead. He is a goblin who is brothers with Hilltree, though he resents his brother. He was paid 50 gold coins to work with the party. Brambleshank was an assassin who is more intelligent than Hilltree and better at killing. After Sylnan returned, Bramble left and wasn't seen again. >:D

### The Barber

Lupin, also known as the collector or the barber. He was seen by Taxi in a vision given to him by the Rat King. :ö:

### The Rat King

Sylnan's old roommate at the old abandoned factory the group used to live in. A scraggly, dirty old man who seems to control rats. His relationship with rats is weird cause he cares a lot about them but eats them, sends them off to die, and was once tying some of their tails into a Rat King ironically. The Rat King was thought to be dead after his body was found dead with his eyes gone, being eaten by rats with purple eyes (the symbol of Ungaroe the Dragon Turtle). The Rat King was later hinted to be alive when Taxi cast "speak with animals" on the rats. One of the rat's eyes had yellow glowing eyes symbolizing the Rat King. It spoke in the Rat King's voice, saying "It's been a while hasn't it" and promptly running away. The Rat King seems to be alive but that was the last we heard of him. >:O

### Brenden Vengolor

Brenden is the father of Br'aad and Sylnan. Used to work for King Rigmund until he had sex with one of the kings many wives. The Elf wife and Brenden settled down and had Br'aad and Sylnan but his wife was killed after the birth of Br'aad. Enraged, Brenden sought to kill the king, making a warlock pact with Ungaroe the Dragon Turtle. :>

### Jaquot

A man from a realm much like France. He used to be a part of Brendan's gang, with the plot to kill the King Rigmund, but left and moved out of The Wharf after he and Taxi escaped from prison.

### Katherine

Katherine is Sylnan's partner, who he sees in the afterlife. After death, she somehow became a goddess and asked that Sylnan kept her alive in prayers. She can speak in Sylnan's mind when needed, and she guided Sylnan back to life. Katherine helped Sylnan find answers within his memories, and went through his past like a rewinding VHS tape.

### Blue Orc

The Blue Orc is as described— a blue orc, with tattoos on his face. He kills Sylnan with his scimitar and is later killed. Eventually, the party discovers that the blue orc has returned to life, and amidst battle, Sylnan returns as he did. The Blue Orc kills Ugarth who shields Sylnan from the attack. Blue Orc dies once more after the fact.

### King Rigmund

A hefty, gluttonous king of the Wharf. He seeks out the party, and has been driven mad by their absence. The party signed a contract with him against better judgement.

### Ugarth

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Ugarth is a grizzled monk orc. He speaks in a gutteral, deep voice. He is Sylnan's brother, though not by blood. They are old friends, and they have protected each other before. In the final battle, Ugarth dies protecting Sylnan. The party found Ugarth in a tavern, where they informed him and Mountain of Sylnan's death. Ugarth was immediately enraged and sought revenge. While on the trip to resurrect Sylnan, it was hinted at that Ugarth was tormented by the one-eyed orc god Grummsh. "brothers help brothers"

### Trivia

The podcast had a Discord server that has since been shut down.

## Episodes

### Arc 1: The Great King's Wharf

Episode 1: The Great King's Wharf

Episode 2: The Ballad of Tibsy

Episode 3: Big Bad Bug Boy Battle

Episode 4: The Fast and the Furriest

Episode 5: The Beach Episode

Episode 6: Book Club

Episode 7: Errant Errands

Episode 8: It's About Time

Episode 8.5: Br'aad's Bizarre Adventure

Episode 9: Out of Time

Episode 10: Time to Die

Episode 10.5: Risky Business

Episode 11: The Rest of the Story

Episode 12: The Five Fools

Episode 13: To Kill a Kenku

Episode 14: Super Sandwich Snooper Sleuths

Episode 15: Splitting the Party

Episode 16: Clowning Around

Episode 17: Trial and Errors

Episode 18: Out of the Lying Pan

Episode 19: Into the Dire

Episode 20: The Great Escape

Episode 21: Ghostly Grapes

Episode 22: The Runaway Runways

Episode 23: A Rude Awakening

Episode 24: Just Another Day

Episode 25: The Drowned City

Episode 26: Brothers Help Brothers

Episode 27: The Fated

### Arc 2

Episode 1: The Hunt For the Bastard Son

Episode 2: Something Familiar

Episode 3: Worst Case Scenario

Episode 4: If it Bleeds

Episode 5: A Bad Trip

Episode 6: Stealing the Show

Episode 7: Curtain Call

Episode 7.5: The Call of the Cleric

Episode 8: The Barren

Episode 9: An Unmarked Grave

Episode 10: A Riddle In Time

Episode 11:The Hunt Begins

Episode 12: Birth of an Old One

Episode 13: A Bone to Pick

Episode 14: Unearthed Mysteries

Episode 15: Trials and Treebulations

Episode 16: Rules of Nature

Episode 17: The Price of Power

Episode 18: Pass the Jewel

Episode 19: Guy of the Tiger

Episode 20: Uncut Ties

Episode 21: Left on Redd

Episode 22: School of Fools

Episode 23: Calm Before the Storm

Episode 24: The Demon of the Storm

Episode 25: Broken Faith

Episode 26: Super Spectacular Smoothie Schemers

Episode 27: High Stakes

Episode 28: The Cake Mistake

Episode 29: Bros before Woes

Episode 30: Family Reunion

Episode 31: Out of the Blue

Episode 32: Take Your Time

Episode 33: Hot on Your Heals

Episode 34: Tree Powers Activate

Episode 35: Hammer It Home

Episode 36: Queen's Gambit

Episode 37: A Mountain of Trouble

Episode 38: A New Champion

Episode 39: Second Chances

Episode 40: Every Rose Has Its Thorn

Episode 41: At Death's Door

Episode 42: Dance with the Devil

### Convergence

Episode 1: Tree of Life

Episode 2: Star Strangled Banner

### Extras

Arc 1 Recap

Agents Of P.I.S.S.

The Fight Before Christmas

UH OH, we’re superheroes!

Cultists of the Corn