S1, 01 TI Intro: Join the Reavers! (September 20, 2015)

-Hangar bay 5 of the Reaver Flagship, The Green Thumb-

Kidd: "Ever since I was just a boy, I've always wanted to be a space pilot... That's why I joined the Reavers at the first opportunity! Here, not even the sky can limit you! So what are you waiting for? Join the Reavers today!"

Kidd: "Phew, glad that's over. Hey, scram, kid."

Actor: "But you told me I was gonna get paid!"

Kidd: "Yeah, I also told you there'd be a buffet. Scram!"

Actor: "But I have kids to feed!"

Kidd: "I said scram!"

Kidd: "Ugh, I hate those guys. Anyway, Jet, I assume you got the shot?"

Jet: "Sure did."

Kidd: "Good, good. So, where's the rest of the team?"

Jet: "In their quarters, as far as I know. Why?"

Kidd: "Could you gather them up for me? I want to do a big introductory thing."

Jet: "Introducing them to who, if you don't mind me asking?"

Kidd: "Well, the readers, obviously!"

Kidd: "Ah, good, you're all here."

Shades: "Man, this better be quick. I got stuff to do, y'know."

Kidd: "Sure thing, Shades."

Groupie 1: "Babe, isn't it a bit dark to be wearing sunglasses in here?"

Shades: "It's never too dark for sunglasses, babe."

Name: Manfred Guydude

Codename: Shades

Age: 21

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Planet of Origin: Earth

Panpipe Proficiency: Excellent

Light: "..."

Kidd: "Haha, Light, I always love your crazy insights! You're too funny!"

Name: UNKNOWN

Codename: Light in the Dark

Age: UNKNOWN

Gender: UNKNOWN

Species: UNKNOWN

Planet of Origin: UNKNOWN

Kidd: "Gore, why don't you introduce yourself?"

Gore: "I hate you."

Kidd: "Haha, you crack me up, Gore."

Gore: "Seriously. I do."

Name: Gorefeast Deathkiller

Codename: Gore

Age: UNKNOWN

Gender: Male

Species: Uthgurgr

Planet of Origin: Iapra

Profession: Surgeon/Butcher

Kidd: "Hey there, pretty lady."

Wight: "If you touch me, that katana will go so far up your-"

Kidd: "Hey, hey, calm down. I was just joking."

Name: Jennifer White

Codename: Wight

Age: 26

Gender: Female

Species: Human (Genetically modified)

Planet of Origin: Earth

Puppies Drowned: 7 1/2

Kidd: "Jet, get yourself over here for the character introduction!"

Jet: "Jog on, Kidd! I prefer to be on the other side of the camera!"

Kidd: "Fine then..."

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Name: Avery Jethro

Codename: Jet

Age: Won't tell

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Planet of Origin: Earth

Favourite Weapon: AJAX orbital cannon

Creed: "What about me?"

Kidd: "No, Creed, you don't get an introduction. Sorry."

Creed: "Haha, nice one, Kidd."

Kidd: "No, I'm serious. Anyway, the last one to be properly introduced is me. So, here goes!"

Name: William DeKidd

Codename: Kidd

Age: 23

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Planet of Origin: Earth

Faction: Marauders

Best Pickup Line: "Hey, did you fall from Heaven? Because you look like you landed on your face. Like, hard, you ought to get that checked out. Hey, don't go!"

Kidd: "Ok, guys, get your ships ready; we have a mission! This is Billy DeKidd, signing out!"

FOURTH WALL:

Well, erm, yeah. Kidd is my character, and the rest of the group are his squadron. They belong to an organisation called the Reavers, a sort of mercenary army. All of them are excellent pilots and fighters, and joining requires a high infamy level; often proof that you are wanted by either the GI or Aurelia is needed. Anyway, yeah, that's him. Hope you enjoyed it!