Planet Fitness Cult Leader

## Overview

Planet Fitness Cult Leader is an unnamed character who debuted in I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness. He runs a cult that is disguised as a planet fitness that scams people out of their money (as well as their firstborns.)

He is voiced by youtuber Malemaidcafe.

## Personality

He is a shady character with a creepy demeanor who tries to con people into getting gym memberships, often by offering free stuff like pizza, bagels, candy, and even cigarettes' if they join. He is also manipulative, trying to shame others or make them look bad so he can get them to do what he wants. He is also quite crafty, as those who sign up for a gym membership end up signing an NDA so they can't disclose any incriminating secrets they may end up discovering after the fact.

If those tactics fail, he won't hesitate to kill to assure he isn't exposed.

## History

We first see him behind the counter at Planet Fitness trying to get Yellow Jacket to sign a gym membership contract. Yellow Jacket had previously been defeated by Astolfo in an arm wrestling match, so he wished to get stronger. The Cult Leader has a difficult time convincing him at first, but when Turskit assumes that Yellow Jacket 'isn't into girls' he immediately signs up.

As it turns out, Yellow Jacket never goes and months pass. He finds out he can only cancel if he goes over to the gym itself (and that they don't give out free pizza anymore) prompting him to go back confront the Cult Leader in person to cancel his membership and get a refund.

However, the Cult Leader begins to film him live to make him look bad on the internet, threatening that if Yellow Jacket doesn't pay for his gym membership, he'll get him 'cancelled'. Yellow Jacket decides maybe he should have worked out after all, only for the Cult Leader to prohibit him from using any gym equipment.

Yellow Jacket accidentally discovers that the gym equipment is fake, leading to the Cult Leader exposing the true nature of his gym. Yellow Jacket vows to tell the truth, but the Cult Leader shows him the contract he signed was an NDA. Turskit ends up eating the contract, prompting the Cult Leader to attempt to murder both of them so they never tell the truth.

However, he is abruptly knocked out by Astolfo before he can.

## Quotes

"Sir, this is a judgment free zone. So you best cut it out before GOD is the one judging you!" - I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness

"You better keep paying for that gym membership, or I'm gonna getchu cancelled, bud!" - I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness

## Gallery

Cult Leader trying to entice Yellow Jacket with pizza.Cult Leader showing off the NDA gym membership contract.
## Appearances

I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness (March 24, 2023) (Video Link)

## Trivia

* The figure used to portray the Planet Fitness Cult Leader is the Los Illuminados Monk (red w/ skull face) action figure from NECA based on an enemy from Resident Evil 4 released in 2006.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP0LfJNZVsM
2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/@malemaidcafe
3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/@KaniMeidunVA
4. ↑ https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Los\_Illuminados\_Monk\_(red\_w/\_skull\_face)