Tow Mater vs. Gerald Gasket (Obi-Wan Kenobi Vs Anakin Skywalker Parody)

Tow Mater

* Gerald Gasket: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
* Tow Mater: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
* Gerald Gasket : You will try.
* (Both soaked in sweat and exhausted, they continue to exchange swings at each other, but of course, at a much slower pace now. They eventually stop after 10 seconds to catch their breaths, to which Mater takes advantage of...to try to reason with his student one last time.)
* Lightning McQueen: Mater, what are you doing? Get out of here!
* Tow Mater: I have mean you, Gerald. I have nothing to you.
* Gerald Gasket: I should have known the PX Purple Xenos were plotting to take over.
* Tow Mater: Gerald, school is out!
* Gerald Gasket: From my point of view, the beast is killed!
* Tow Mater: FRIEND YOU ARE CRAZY!
* Lightning McQueen: NO MATER!
* (The two stare at each other, with Mater having given up on trying to bring him back to his senses. He was sweaty, tired...and did not want to continue to fight any longer. And as for Gerald, while also exhausted, he still had a lot of energy left in him to stop Mater once and for all. He coldly stared at him while waiting for a chance to attack him.)
* Gerald Gasket: This is the end for you, Mater.
* Lightning McQueen: Mater, Mater? Mater! Mater! Mater, Mater, where are you? (Deeply hurt by what he just said, Tow Mater got back on his guard.) Mater, stop! (To catch him off-guard, Gerald sommersaulted behind Tow Mater, and after almost falling into the lava, the two slash at each other again some more... before entering into their final blade lock. Tow Mater then leaps into a nearby embankment, gaining the high ground while Gerald Gasket stared down at him.) Mater, get out of here!
* Tow Mater: It's over, Gerald Gasket! I have a high ground!
* Gerald Gasket: You underestimate my power of Commando!
* Tow Mater: \*knowing what is about to happen\*: *...don't try it...*
* Lightning McQueen: Mater!
* Gerald Gasket: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
* (Gerald leaps towards Tow Mater in an attempt to attack him from behind again...)
* Lightning McQueen: Mater, what have I done?
* (...only to get the rest of his organic limbs sliced off, causing him to tumble down and stop near the lava river in agony.)
* Ginger Hirano: Isabella!
* (Tow Mater and Princess Eloise could only watch in horror...)
* Isabella Garcia Shapiro: Ginger.
* (...and grief...)
* Sally Brown: You came back.
* (...as Gerald Gasket attempted to crawl towards him, the PX Purple Xenos now beginning to fully consume the former.)
* Lightning McQueen: Mater, you got a listen me!
* Tow Mater: ***YOU WERE THE CHOSEN FIRST!!* IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD *DESTROY* THE COMMANDO, *NOT JOIN THEM!***
* Mack Haulsmith: McQueen, Mater, we're going go leave to North Park!
* (Gerald Gasket continues to struggle almost blindly as his now-former master, driven to tears, continued berating him on his failure.)
* Lightning McQueen: Mater, you're gonna go! Now! Before Mack leave in North Park and try in to late!
* Tow Mater: **TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FIRESIDE BOY; *NOT LEAVE IT IN SOLDIERS!***
* Lightning McQueen: Mater, I lost you in take off. I'm sorry to you.
* (With these words, he then picks up Gerald's lightsaber, and turns to leave...)
* Mack Haulsmith: Come on! Hurry! Before is gets out of North Park!
* (...before he is stopped by his former student, now fully embroiled by the dark side, cursing him out.)
* Gerald Gasket: Please, don't leave me. I'll do anything! ANYTHING!!
* Tow Mater **\***heartbroken\* : No, you were nothing nice to you, Gerald! We're hate you and armies...
* (...and with this, his right leg catches fire. The rest of his body soon followed.)