Baise Rampant (Main Universe)

***Baise Rampant*** was the creator of Flat Face Magazine, so he could have sex with wealthy 80 year monks but something went wrong in his diabolical plan and it didn’t work. However the Magazine sold so well it lasts to this day.

Baise died a Vergin.

 Biography

### Early Life

Born on the first day of 393 AD, he was raised by a single mother alongside is great aunt Tessie and his brother Goblin. The family had a business of making paper for the local priest.

### Puberty

By age 12, Baise hit puberty, he quickly related he was a Gay Sapiosexual. A fact he told his family, his Mother and Brother was perfectly okay with it, as his Mother herself was Bisexual, however his Great Aunt was not happy by this, believeing this to be him trying to be a social justice warrior, she turned to the local priest to hire trained assassin to kidnap and rehabilitate him.

Baise was captured by father and son due Hirmish and Pedro Arkle-finkel who try to turn him straight, however a romance soon blossomed between Baise and Pedro and so The young Arkle-finkel betrayed his father and fought him in a battle leaving both family members dead.

The local Priest refused to buy any more of the Rampant's papers.

### Creating Flat Face Magazine

At the age of 51, Baise became sexually obsessed with monks who looked about 80 years of age. He created Flat Face Magazine business in the hopes it would allow him to afford travel to Monk areas, The best clothes to which he thought they would find attractive, to maybe hire a. Hypnotist to get them to do want he wanted and torture equipment in case that didn't work.

He did't suspect the Magazine to be so successful (most likely due to the fact that there was no other magazine in 444 AD), because of this he became one of the first celebrities on Earth. Sadly however, due to this new found fame, he was unsuccessful in carrying out his original plan with the monks.

The Magazine was so successful it still prints new issues 1,580 years later.

### Encountering Noir Rock

In 440, Baise was approached by Noir Rock, a Time Traveler and documentary filmmaker.

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### Death

Baise passed away on 31st of December 481 AD. After contracting chicken pops, his.death was described as being very painful and torturous. Flat Face was past down to his nephew Charley-horse. Baise died a Vergin.

## Relationships

### Family

* Father - Biological Ancestor
* Tessie Rampant - Great Aunt
* Tiffany Rampant - Mother
* Goblin Rampant - Brother
* Charley-horse Rampant - Nephew

### Allies

* Ya Na Samom Dele Muzhchina - Successor
* Pedro Arkle-finkel - Lover

### Enemies

* The Flamboyent Pedo
* Hirmish Arkle-finkel
* Noir Rock

## Appearances

In chronological order:

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## Trivia

* Died a Vergin
* Every year he seems to have an adventure with atlessed one time Traveler.
* Loves Chocolate, but hates the colour.
* Hates Shit, but loves the colour.
* When he came out as Sapiosexual, the word wasn't invented yet and so nobody knew what he ment.
* The S.S.C studied paintings of his face and theorised by his Smile he had dark and evil thoughs.

## Behind the scenes

* The character was created by: Adam Boyes