Rules to Follow within the B-Team

**Rules to Follow within the B-Team** is a side story created by The MariposaLass'93. It is the fourth overall story in ***The B-Team Chronicles*** after *The Day The Multiverse Got Really Screwed Up*, *The Learning Curve*, and *Chaos in Macau*. The format is taken from the *Things No Longer Allowed* fan fics.

## Plot

*When Daniel gets feed up with his team’s antics and shenanigans, he proceeds to write a series of rules for everyone in the B-Team to follow. But since this is the B-Team in question, chaos will erupt and Daniel could feel his sanity being on the line.*

The story follows the rules and the events that would lead to them submitted by leader Daniel Radcliffe or any of the B-Team members that would normally keep the team from misbehaving. As it is episodic in nature, it doesn’t normally follow a strict ongoing storyline although mentions of previous stories and adventures of the group (as a group and as individuals) are mentioned from time to time.

Each rule chapter would follow a simple structure: someone in the team would come up with something that would cause trouble among the team, the shenanigans intensify, either Daniel or a sane member of the team soon catches wind of it, and they have to put their foot down, thus leading to the rule’s formation. Most of the chapters usually take place in Vorton, but there are also times where the antics leading to a rule can take place in other worlds (like rule 8).

Once in a while, whenever something serious comes up, an aspiring B-Team member assessment will take place, usually done by Daniel, Ethan Hunt, Batman, Wyldstyle, Gandalf, The Thief, and Mrs. Thief to see what they are capable of and if they are well-suited for the team. However, it can get interrupted at times due to the reject applicants’ persistence and stubbornness that they have to put the assessments on hold and subdue the chaos.

## The Rules

* Rule 1: *By all means, no one is allowed to bring up the Prague Incident whenever Ethan is around just to rub more salt onto him. - Daniel* (Ethan gets really peeved when some of the B-Team members jokingly mention about the Prague Incident from his world. Daniel, who is busy looking for any disturbance in the multiverse with X-PO, is shocked to learn that he got upset and makes note of it so incidents like this never happen again.)
* Rule 2: *Everyone, please stop making jokes about roasting Stay Puft and stupid S’mores jokes whenever he is around. He is having PTSD from just hearing them already.* *- Daniel* (via the OG Ghostbusters) (Stay Puft gets very scared of the S'mores and marshmallow roasting jokes cracked by the B-Team that the Ghostbusters and Daniel have to stop them before the marshmallow man becomes more fearful.)
	+ *PS: Don’t even try to roast Stay Puft with Proton Packs. We (The OG Ghostbusters) tried to do this to his original evil self (aka Gozer in giant Stay Puft form) before and it will not end well if you guys attempt to do it. - Ray*
* Rule 3: *Daniel is not allowed to bash his own height as a joke ever again. I get that you are 5’5”, but you’re still taller than most people and creatures, so stop putting yourself down on this area. - Hermione (via Erin D.)* (Daniel finds himself on the other side of trouble when he begins a series of jokes making fun of his own height that Hermione has to put an end to this self deprecation of his.)
* Rule 4: *Anything with the Drarry, Draromine, and Harmony ships are from now on forbidden within the B-Team. Harry and Hermione will try to end you if you guys keep shipping them with each other AND Draco, even though he is now one of our allies. - Ron* (What begins as a harmless reading of Harry Potter fanfics goes downhill when Harry and Hermione catch wind of the fanon ships of themselves and with Draco that they go berserk at anyone who reads about them. Daniel and Ron need to stop it from happening again before Vorton gets trashed once again.)
* Rule 5: *Guys, please stop trying to open the Containment Units in the OG Ghostbusters and my team’s respective worlds just because you want to ‘play’ with the ghosts. We all had a hard time stopping their antics from wrecking everything the last time this happened. - Abby* (Beast Boy's desire to play games with ghosts out of boredom soon causes a deluge of ghosts attacking the B-Team in the 1984 Ghostbusters world and Earth Prime that the two teams, Daniel, The Thief and Slimer have to find a way to stop the ghosts from wrecking havoc.)
* Rule 6: *Releasing the Balrog on a whim is completely forbidden. The Fellowship and myself are having nightmares of dealing with this creature from our previous encounter with it in the Mines of Moria, so don’t try to do it again. - Gandalf* (Finn and Cyborg's a bet on who is brave enough to face the Balrog has only caused trouble for the B-Team while on a mission at Middle-Earth. Gandalf is not too pleased with the results that he has to get Daniel, Batman, Wyldstyle, Unikitty, Eris, the Thieves and Ron involved to put it back to where it came from.)
* Rule 7: *Oh for Gallifrey sake, nobody (with a few exceptions) is allowed to mess with the TARDIS’ controls during missions and on free time. Most of you pudding brains don’t even know to how to master guiding the Old Girl across time and space properly! - 12th Doctor* (Daniel and Benny try to fly the TARDIS on a mission without the Doctor's permission, only to unknowingly put everyone inside in danger and give the Time Lord too much grief.)
	+ *PS: This also includes YOU TWO, Daniel and Benny the Astronaut!*
* Rule 8: *The age adjusting ray gun can’t be used again to play pranks on each other. The last time that happened, I went back to being 15 again, Scooby became an elderly dog, Blossom, Bubbles & Buttercup grew into teenagers, The Doctor changed back to his 11th incarnation, Hermione & Ron got stuck in their kid bodies, a few more became babies and toddlers again, while others have been aged up drastically. - Daniel* (Finn and Jake's messing with the age adjusting ray gun soon changes various B-Team members' ages. It gets so out of control that Daniel as a 15 year old and the teenage Powerpuff Girls need to put an end to it before more will get their ages mixed up.)
* Rule 9: *Everyone, please stop embarrassing Daniel by crashing into every shooting, play, guest appearance, gig, conference, or any other event he is in, causing chaos and making everyone to look like idiots. The last time this happened, most of the Miracle Workers crew are now scared of you, Samara (Weaving) now has anxiety attacks, the set of the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon got wrecked into pieces, The Lifespan of a Fact play almost didn’t survive its opening night, and the Red Wings hockey game nearly ended in disaster because of you guys. - The Thief* (2018 nearly turned into a disaster for Daniel as the B-Team makes well-intended but accidentally chaotic visits to him during various events that traumatizes nearly everyone involved. The Thief feels that he has to make a rule about it as the result.)
* Rule 10: *Never let Hermione be the cook for the day in ever. She knows that she can’t cook to save her life, and every time she did it at your pleading, she nearly destroyed the kitchen! Please don’t drag her into this again, okay? - Daniel* (Hermione may be the brightest witch of her age, but cooking is not among her strongest skills. So when Ray suggest that she could cook dinner for the team, it goes horribly wrong real fast.)
* Rule 11: *The Portal Gun is not a toy. I have lost count of how many portals that were created last time and I can still remember face-palming every time somebody tries to mess with it and everyone falling into the portals. - Chell* (Chell gets upset to learn that her Portal Gun is being used for clowning around and people get into trouble with portals. Now Finn, Jake, and Daniel have to find out who is responsible for the portal chaos.)
* Rule 12: *No one should make fun of Daniel’s singing and rapping abilities in EVER. He’s not happy that some of you guys are mocking him for that. At least he can rap better than that real Slim Shaddy. - Ethan* (Some of the B-Team makes jokes about Daniel’s singing and rapping, unknowingly hurting his feelings as the result. Ethan has to step in to stop them.)
* Rule 13: *Guys, please stop stealing Unikitty’s stash of rainbow LEGO brick candy, otherwise she’ll roast you for it. She doesn’t like it at all. - Daniel* (Somebody steals Unikitty's stash of rainbow LEGO brick candy, upsetting the normally calm and happy unicorn cat greatly that she goes into a rampage trying to find the candy thief.)
* Rule 14: *There will be no room for slime wars. The last time this happened, Vorton got super messy that it nearly took forever to clean up, Mr. Thief has to give everyone involved a lecture, and Dan is currently hiding under a desk while having bad memories of getting slimed by Will Smith. - Erin D.* (With no missions to tackle with, Sonic accidentally suggests that the team should have a slime war game which not only gets Vorton super messy, but also traumatizes Daniel who recalls a similar thing that happened to him a few years back.; Inspired by this promo video for the 2012 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards)
* Rule 15: *Oh for God’s sake, Shaggy, please get a grip on your new unlimited powers and try not to destroy things a lot. The Doctor is still mad at you for nearly making a mess in the TARDIS the last time you did it. - Daniel* (Shaggy gains new unlimited powers but he has trouble controlling them, causing destruction everywhere. It’s up to The Thief Couple, Ron, and Hermione to diffuse the situation before more things can get destroyed and more people can get hurt.)

## Cast

### The B-Team

* Team Leader: Daniel Radcliffe
* Second in Commands: Ethan Hunt, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, The Thief, Mrs. Thief
* The Dimensional Heroes: Batman, Gandalf, Wyldstyle
* Members: Finn the Human, Jake the Dog, Lumpy Space Princess, Marceline the Vampire Queen, Eris, B.A. Baracus, Gizmo, Chase McCain, Owen Grady, Chell, Gamer Kid, Sonic, Supergirl, Jay Walker, Marty McFly, Doc Brown, Raven, Peter Venkman, Stay Puft, Abby Yates, Sloth, The Doctor (in all of his various incarnations, except for 13 because she hasn’t existed yet), Unikitty, Emmet, Benny, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Bart Simpson, Newt Scamander, Tina Goldstein, Queenie Goldstein, Jacob Kowalski, Batgirl, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, The Powerpuff Girls (Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup)
	+ New Members:

### Allies

* Earth Prime: TBA
* Vorton: X-PO
* The A-Team: The A-Team, Amy 'Triple A' Allen
* Adventure Time: Ice King, Princess Bubblegum, Flame Princess
* Back to the Future: Clara Clayton
* DC Comics and TTG!: The Justice League, Teen Titans
* Doctor Who: Torchwood, UNIT, The Paternoster Gang, Clara Oswald, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Martha Jones, Captain Jack Harkness, Sarah Jane Smith, Kate Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Osgood
* Ghostbusters: 1984 Ghostbusters, Janine Melnitz, Dana Barrett, Louis Tully, Slimer
* Ghostbusters (2016): 2016 Ghostbusters
* The Goonies: The Goonies, The Walsh Family, Rosalita, the Octopus
* Gremlins: Billy Peltzer, Kate Beringer, Murray Futterman, Sheila Futterman
* Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts: Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter, The Weasley Family, Garrick Olivander, Draco Malfoy, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Aberforth Dumbledore, Percival Graves, Seraphina Picquery, Modesty Barebone (Daniel and Erin’s foster daughter)
* Jurassic Park/World: Claire Dearing, Zach Mitchell, Gray Mitchell, Simon Misrani, Lowery
* LEGO City Undercover: Natalia Kowalski, Ellie Philips, Frank Honey, Marion Dunby, Mayor Gleeson
* The LEGO Movie/The LEGO Batman Movie: Master Builders, President Business
* Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
* Mission: Impossible: IMF, Benji Dunn, Luther Stickell, Julia Mead, Theodore Brassel, Eugene Kittridge
* Ninjago: The Ninjas, Sensei Wu, Sensei Garmadon
* Scooby-Doo!: Mumsy Doo, Dada Doo, Old Man Jenkins
* The Simpsons: The Simpsons
* The Wizard of Oz: Dorothy Gale, Toto, Scarecrow, Tin Man, Cowardly Lion, The Wizard of Oz, The Winkie Guards, Blubo the Flying Monkey, Glinda the Good Witch
* Miscellaneous: Li, TBA

### Mentioned

* Earth Prime: Will Smith, TBA
* TBA

## Worlds

### Visited

* Earth Prime
* Middle-Earth
* Vorton

## Allusions and Nods

* The reason why Law 14 is made is based on a trailer for the 2012 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards wherein Daniel did got slimed by the edition's host Will Smith, which explains why he is terrified of getting slimed again in this story.
* Law 15's basis is a shout-out to the Ultra Instinct Shaggy meme and the 2022 platformer fighting game *MultiVersus* in which features Shaggy as a nearly powerful being.

## Trivia

* Running Gags:
	+ Ethan calling Daniel a kid
	+ The Thief’s embarrassing real name being mentioned at some points
	+ Finn's well-intended help with chores sometimes leading into chaos
	+ TBA
* Just like The Learning Curve, this story is a long running series and follow the antics of the B-Team off and during missions.
* It takes its inspiration from the FanFiction.Net series Laws that are needed to be followed in Smash Mansion by Dennie005.