SSLW Forever!/Mission 1-1-2

Let us hope we don't get a bit stoned.

## Team

2 for each, peeps. This time you have to pick WISELY.

**Kabloom****Drummy****Bush**: Sorry if we had to leave our leader. I must raise this **Fork** as my mission.**Plastic Fork**: Ready to take on!**Tad**: I don’t know about this...**Bricksy**: It’s okay. I changed into my LEGO form. See?**The Knight**
## Let's Start....

### **Pre-Wave Intro**

Okay, I was rejected in the original, the redux, ALMOST made it in the crossover, and now hopefully I can join this one.I agree!Hopefully no weeds here.
### ***Wave 1/4***

**Hardree** intro! It gets stoned, but it doesn't take lots of damage from it!Oh, this? That's an easy enemy. (*kicks* it in the face)Took **7** damage! (23/30)UGH! (*Drumroll Please!*)Took **3** damage! (20/30)**Hardree** jumps right into **Bush'**s face and *burps* on **Bush**! No effect! Because *Burps* aren't useful.I wonder what kind of useful enemies are here. (uses *Assistance!*)SUMMONED **PUDDY**!(uses *stitch*)Took **5** damage! (15/30)(kicks the **Hardree**)Took **10** damage! (10/30)(*DRUMROLL PLEASE!*)Took **3** damage! (7/30) **Hardree** *tackles* **Bush** for **2** damage!(20/22)(*tackles* **Hardree**)D... do I really have to... a... attack?Of course you d- wait, YOU HAVE NO ATTACKS!THE ONLY ATTACK I KNEW IS TO THROW A *SNOWBALL*, BUT THE ICE ELEMENT HASN’T BEEN UNLOCKED!Oh man. Welp... (protects **Tad** with a *Lucky Charm*)(takes **2** damage BTW) (5/30) (the **Hardree** *burps* on **Tad'**s face)WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHOh, motherchocolate. He can’t even attack.*Meanwhile, somewhere in the bushes...*Wait, according to **Drummy'**s bio... HE WANTS TO DESTROY US!?WELL, HE WON'T......if I use *Tri-Kay* (stands for *tri-elekenesis*) on him!Umm... guys? We can't do that.Oh right. Welp, I guess we'll have to join once this mission ends.*FOURTH WALL BREAK THREE!*ME, NOT YOU.*Back to the battle.*I heard something in me. Guess i will ignore like allways. Welp... **Puddy** my buddy! Attack the **Hardree**!(Tackles **Hardree**)AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH (throws *smoke bombs* at **Bush** and **Battery**)**Battery** is not here, and thus cannot be *smoke bomb*d because the ally is not even in battle. He is at our HQ! Besides, objects cannot even have vision.You cannot expect a *smoke bomb* to work if you use it on an object WITHOUT VISIBLE EYES.**Rectangl'r Reminders**: NOBODY CARES!(sigh) (*kicks* **Hardree**, killing it)Time to ***Wave 2/4***!
### ***Wave 2/4***

Time to kick some *[gluteus maximus]*!ONE **HARDREE**! ONE **PUDDY**, TWO!I DON'T WANT TO ATTACK THOSE DARN MONSTERS! THEY LOOK SO SCARY!I got this... (uses *Rest in Pieces* on the **Hardree**)Took **9** damage! DOUBLE! (12/30)Okay, who's next?IT'S NO USE! GOTTA *KICK* **TAD**! (*kicks* **Tad** towards the **Hardree**)**HARDREE** TOOK **7** DAMAGE! And did **7** damage to **Tad** by eating him...(gets spat out) THAT PLACE IS CREEPY!I think he meant inside that **Hardree**. Also, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, **KABLOOM**?It's possible. Just use logic.We just need to deal **5** damage to the **Hardree**!AAAAHHHHH (throws a *smoke bomb* at **Kabloom** and **Bricksy**)(he *punches* **Tad** in the face, effectively knocking him out) DON'T. *SMOKE BOMB*. ME.Seriously?**Hardree** gets bored. Burp.Drumroll, please... (*drumroll*)**Hardree** dead. **Puddy** took **3** damage.(7/10)(uses *Rest in Pieces* on the **Puddy**)(**BUZZER** on **Brickzy** (aka the one who ~~used *rest in pieces* BEFORE **Puddy**~~ is a Z-shaped LEGO structure)) No skipping people's turn. 1 turn penalty!(receives a 1 turn penalty)HOLD ON A SEC, who invited **Brickzy** here? He's not in the battle!MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't misspell things.(**Puddy (Ally)** *Tackles* **Puddy (Enemy)**)**Rectangl'r Reminders**: Wait, I thought he's no longer in this mission.Pretty sure he's still living.Whatever. Who's next?Whatever. **TSRITW** tries to get away with things when we misspell. ONE TURN PENALTY, **BRICKSY**!So... what am I gonna do? I’M LOW ON HEALTH!Survive is what you can do even tho I don't care.I CAN’T DO THAT! Wait... (throws a *smoke bomb* at himself)So who's next?So yeah. ***Mission 1-1-3*** might not start, so 1. Expect delays, and 2. Expect to not see me. Probably because I'm gaming.Well, that sucks. #SaveSSLWForeverA delay isn't that bad, right?I MEAN, YOU’RE A FORK! SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT FORKS ARE SCARY!*Scratch 3.0* is here. **SSLW Forever** will be on a temporary delay... must get *Scratch 2.0* ASAP.IN CELEBRATION THIS WAVE IS INSTANTLY COMPLETED! I just got *SCRATCH 2.0 OFFLINE*!YAY!
### ***Wave 3/4***

Wait, what happened to those wave intros? I LOVED THEM! I know what to do!(mutes **Tad** for the rest of the wave before he can do anything)This wave contains 2 **Hardrees**.I go first. (uses *RIP* on one **Hardree**)(inside, thinking) When will this mode end so that I can turn back to my normal self?OH WAIT, DID I FORGET THIS?! (kicks the **Hardree** into the other **Hardree**, both take **13** damage)(muffling)Okay, who’s next?ANNOUNCEMENT: K **TSRITW**, you're the one. I rely on YOU to help me on the turn order and damage... please.One **Hardree**’s already dead.The other’s status is (15/30).Okay, I got this: **Blitzy** —> **Tad** —> **Kabloom** —> **Drummy** —> **Plastic Fork** —> **Bush**.(Does that mean I go next?)It’s supposed to be **Drummy**’s turn, but your turn was skipped, so...(throws a *smoke bomb* at **Drummy**)(sleeping)(The remaining Hardree has fallen asleep.)Suddenly, a mysterious projectile flies in and deals 15 damage!Ooh! And it's a TKO! (0/30)
### ***Wave 4/4***

(The ground rumbles as a mysterious boss walks in against our plans.)(HP: 355/355)

**World One**
**Sector 1: Neutral Plains**
Fighting Time!, **Hard, Weak Things! They've Got Us!**