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Japan

**Japan** is an Asian country. It's located in the Southern Eastern region of Asia and is in the Pacific Ocean. The main language is Japanese. Logic.

## Geology

Japan is home to many tall rocks, thousands of li'l lands, and lots of people. Since most of Japan isn't ready for any farms, living, work things, or human life, most of its civilized areas are coastal, meaning they're on or neighboring the coast. The main island of Japan is Honshū (pron. hone-shoe).

## Culture

Japan has a lot of history, culture, and lore in that culture. As you most likely already know, it's the home of 'mu and Mew. To Westerners, the world of Japan might be a strange and one large trip, but most of it has its origins going back to Japan's history.
YouTube comments

**YouTube comments** are posts under YouTube videos. One can either like or dislike them by clicking a thumb button.

## Criticism from the inside

Many YouTubers express the pain they feel when going through YouTube comments to find something useful for their videos only to see ill-spelled message after improper-grammar-ridden comment saying things like "kys" or whatever weak and pathetic thing that "troll" can come up with, usually something along the lines of "YouTube comments are usually left by uneducated people who only want to see the world suffer but can't because their words are too misspelled for any real effect other than pity from others."

## References

1. ↑ It isn't like it matters if you dislike it. The dislike button has no function at all, not even decreasing the like count.
2. ↑ For clarification, this next bit is referring to what YouTubers think of comments, not what comments say. This is too intelligent and well-written for a typical comment.
FG 42

The FG 42 is a German select fire Full Powered Rifle that was intended for use by paratroopers. It had many features that distinguished itself from other rifles of the time, and was an effective weapon, utilizing the best combination of existing systems.

The FG 42 is a very rare spawn on the map and usually spawns with 1-2 20 round magazines. The iron sights are average, although they are not conducive to accurate long range fire. Both the PU and PSO-1 scopes can be mounted to help accuracy, however. In semi automatic, recoil is rather low and easy to control, although recoil becomes much harder to manage while in full auto. Th FG 42 is tied with the Gewehr 41 and Gewehr 43 as having the slowest bullet velocity of the full powered rifles.
M3 Submachine Gun

Dubbed: the "Grease Gun" or the "Greaser" for its resemblance to a mechanic's tools. The M3 is a fairly well known gun in WWII for the US. It spawns more often than the MP40 and the M1A1, and usually spawns with about 1-3 magazines, 30 rounds each.

It has very low recoil, which makes it a decent option for mid range combat.

Adopted for US Army service Dec. 12, 1942.

*Had our harbor bombed one day, and a year later we get a new gun. Coincidence?*
Puns

*Meta Note: If you think you'd be funny for adding your own puns in the comments, WRONG. Do it and you're banned. The comment section is reserved for commentary on puns and holding civilized discussions about them.*

**Puns** are jokes that are usually based on wordplay.

## Bad puns

There is a such thing as a good pun, but to tell one that is original and funny but not too obvious, it requires a large amount of wit and comedic skill. Most of the time, if someone wants to tell a pun, it'll be a combination of humorless, banal, and all around revolting.

### Examples of bad puns

* When someone is talking about how interesting rocks can be, a pun you could spot from half a lightyear away is...
	+ They *rock*.
* When somebody makes an obvious joke about corn, some smartass could add on to the tragic terribleness by saying...
	+ That joke was pretty *corny*.
* There are some puns that rely on being read to work. Enter the hyphen being used in puns. Hyphens are used to separate the "punned" word from its root word and to denote that the spelling of the word has been changed to make a pun. Examples of such pun work would be:
	+ Non-CENTS-ical
	+ COW-abunga
	+ FRY-day
	+ DAM-mit (wait)
* A similar example to the one above this one is words being all-capped in place of the hyphen spacing out syllables. Instances of this are:
	+ He DYED in battle
	+ She lost her SOLE to the Devil
	+ They MAID a contract with their butler that he doesn't spit in their food while they weren't watching
Water

**Water** is a liquid that widely exists only on Earth. It is essential for life. So essential that going just two weeks without it could kill someone.

## Water Facts

* It doesn't taste like anything unless it does
* It could do 9999 damage to fire
* It's inside you
* DRINCC
* It's the liquid version of this
* It's really useful
* It's used for many ingredients of food
* It has a page on this wiki
* There barely is any in the desert
* There can be a lot in the dessert
Computers

**Computers** are machines that compute. Because logic.

## What are an computer?

If you're legitimately asking this question, now's the time to get from under your rock. The term "computer" isn't just limited to desktops and laptops. It defines anything that computes, meaning it calculates stuff. A computer can be a phone, calculator, or even a person.
Lie

**Lies**, **untruths**, or **bite-size bullshits** are little stories somebody would use to escape the horror of punishments and well-deserved consequences. They are the opposite of the truth. As such, all lies are false.

## Examples of lies

* "Well, you have to admit that it's also partially your fault."
* "I accidentally clicked on it."
* "I didn't know that'd happen."
* "HE STARTED IT"
* "I'm 18+."
* "We..
	+ are open to hearing your thoughts and opinions."
	+ want you to feel like this is a place to work/learn."
	+ suck."
* "I have a good idea."
* "I cannot tell a lie."
* Any phrase...
	+ That is followed by "actually, that's a lie."
	+ That is being uttered by someone who's obviously lying.
TV shows

**TV shows** are things that show on TV, hence the name.

## Where and when shows show

TV shows are broadcast on a variety of TV channels. These channels tend to broadcast shows that are similar to each other in style and genre. For example, the Fox Broadcasting Company airs cartoons like *The Simpsons*, *Family Guy*, formerly *Futurama*, and *Bob's Burgers* as they're all classified as adult animation (that's ***suitable*** for being broadcast on national television) and live actions shows such as Gotham, Empire, Prison Break, and Lethal Weapon as they're all dramas.
Whatever

**Whatever** is just a bunch of who cares. Who cares? No one. Nobody except people who care about too many things like other people's opinions and politics and the such.

## Example of whatever

* The crap vlogger-type YouTubers never stop talking about
* What someone did last week
* People's worthless opinions (bonus points if said opinions are being broadcast to the Internet, the place where everyone matters)
* These.
* Almost anything on this now-shitty website
* Us.
Tomorrow

> "*“Tomorrow is another day” is something you can say only to yourself, not to the person you want to comfort.*"
> ― Fausto Cercignani, 2014
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**Tomorrow** is the day after today. It is never more than 24 hours or less than one second away. It is a period of time that is in the future, which means that whatever happens then won't be totally certain.
Day

**Days**are a unit of time. They're 24 hours long. The term "day" can also refer to the part of the day when the Sun is out warming the place up, what's known as daytime, the opposite of night.

## How many does it take?

It takes...

* 1 to make a day (logic)
* 7 to make a week
* Usually 28 to make February (29 during a leap year)
* 30 to make September, June, April, and November
* 31 to make a non-September-June-April-November-February month
* 365 to make a common year
* 366 to make a leap year
* 730 to make a biennium
* 1,095 to make a triennium
* 1,460 to make a quadrennium or Olympiad
* 1,825 to make a lustrum
* ~3,650 to make a decade
* 5,475 to make an indiction
* 7,300 to make a score
Inventories (video games)

**Inventories** are spaces the player characters' items end up in. If an item is in a player's inventory, it will show up as an icon, sprite, or model.

## Inventory kind

The type of inventory varies from game to game. Sometimes it's grid-based where the size of the item doesn't affect if it can fit in the player's inventory (such as in Minecraft, Terraria, and Breath of the Wild).

Other times it's just a simple list (like in early Pokémon games) without the convenience of being able to select an item with ease. These inventories require scrolling trough the list until you've found what you're looking for. Fortunately, modern games dropped this kind of inventory in favor of grid-based inventories.

There are also inventories where the size/volume of the item affects its ability to fit in the inventory. For example, in a survival game, an apple can be a 1x1 item while a bed is a 1x3. It's a lot like jigsaw puzzles — if there is no space for the shape of that item, it cannot be placed in the inventory.

## Armor slots

An inventory can be an armor slot. This is where the player's clothes, accessories, and, or course, armor go. These slots are for the head, chest/body, legs, and feet. Rarely, the arms, neck, and back will also be included. Unlike a regular inventory, items cannot be placed wherever. For example, it would l never be possible to place a helmet in the body slot because it belongs in the head slot.
Boats

**Boats** are a thing people ride to go across bodies of water without making contact with the water itself. This excludes submarines (because they go *under* the water, not *on* it), hovercraft (because that's cheating), and rafts (hahahahaha). Boats can come in varying sizes, from the humble rowboat to the majestic ferry.
Creators

**Creators** are things that bring other things into existence.

## Types of creators

### Human

There are many occupations that involve creating something. For example, architect is a job that calls for people who can build buildings and baker is one that calls for somebody who can bakonjure food into this world using various otherwise unrelated ingredients.

### Machine

Machines, like 3D printers, construct things using other things.
Copies

**Copies** are duplications of things in an attempt to make more of that thing.

## Unattended bootleg clones

There's a problem with these games (most commonly mobile) that cheaply rip off big-name franchises (namely the Pokémon franchise) and have no companies sue their creators. These bootlegs are poorly translated from languages such as Chinese, Japanese, and Russian.

## Biology

In biology, copies are found in cells when they commit mitosis. It also occurs when organisms reproduce asexually. You could also count sexual reproduction in cloning, but the child isn't a clone of the parent.
Browser

**Browsers** are things that you use to look other things up on the Internet.

## Functionality

All browsers have a search bar somewhere on their home page. Browsers also have many features, such as:

* Back and forward buttons used to go to the pages visited before and "after" the current one.
* A refresh button used to update data on a page.
* A home button to go to the assigned home page.
* Extensions that are installed by the user which can have many functions themselves.

## Examples of browsers

* Google Chrome, Google.
* Opera, Opera Software AS.
* Internet Explorer, Microsoft.
* Safari, Apple.
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Facts

**Facts** are statements made by people that cannot be legitimately disproved or found as wrong. As such, all facts are factual. And that in itself is a fact.

## Examples of facts

* The Sun exists
* You're you
* This page was written in English
* The Bible is related to religion
* There isn't a person alive who's dead
* This page is about facts
* The fact above this one is about what this page is about (it's about facts)
* The fact below this one isn't a fact
* Fictional characters are real
* This is the tenth fact
* The fact above this one refers to itself
Guadalupe

Soldado del mundo de Kellior, le ordenaron llegar a la cima de La Llave del Mundo, y nunca ha desobedecido o fallado una orden. Formo parte de la Segunda Incursión.

Descendiente de Fátima Rosas de Miller.

**Aspectos**:

* Soldado desilucionado
* No tiene filtro
* El fracaso no es una opción
* Muerto por dentro
* Improvisador nato

Habilidades:

* +4 Disparar
* +3 Atletismo, Sigilo
* +2 Pelear, Saber, Percepción
* +1 Investigar, Robar, Maquinas, Voluntad, Empatía

Proezas:

* *Entrenado para trabajar en equipo*: +2 a crear ventajas de Disparar cuando se trabaja en equipo con gente de tu misma unidad/equipo
* *Artificiero*: Si se tiene unas horas libres y materia prima a mano se puede usar el tiempo para fabricar munición o maquinaria.
* *Puntería Asombrosa*: +2 a Disparar una vez por encuentro.
* *Desenfundado Rápido*: En situaciones donde disparar sea relevante se puede usar ese atributo como iniciativa.

**Personalidad**:

### Reliquias

* Visor Tactico (2)
* Cadenas de la Justicia (3)
* Satellital Strike (2)
* Santuario (2)
* Perfume esencial (1)
Knife

The knife.

This thing is the most unreliable and inconsistent piece of shit you will see in this game. It will either one hit you when you have max armor, or do about as much damage as your mom's dildo. People don't even have to look at you to kill you with this shit. You could be behind them and they will one hit you. Seriously this thing is the most unbalanced, unreliable, inconsistent piece of shit in the entire game. Armor means nothing when it comes to knife fights. I would rather die to a Cunt Gun than this faggot stick.
Arm

**Arms** are body parts that most animals that don't have four legs (excluding birds and fish) have. With humans and primates, they are located in the upper region of the body, just below the head.

## Parts of an arm

An arm usually has a hand on the ends farthest from the body. Other than that, it has two parts: the forearm and the upper arm.
Trees

**Trees** are overgrown bushes that can have things like fruits and nuts in their leaves.

## Examples of trees

* Your standard tree.
* Make a tree pun.
* He ain't feelin' too good.
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## Why we needs treeds

Trees can "breathe" carbon dioxide in and convert it to oxygen using tree black magic. Carbon dioxide is bad because we can't breathe that, but we can breathe oxygen. And since trees take stuff we can't breathe and make it into stuff we can breathe and we need to breathe or we'll die, we also need trees.

We also need trees so then we can have homes for animals that we can later hunt for food and resources, so there's that.
Anime

**Anime** is a type of animation originating in Japan 103 years ago (in 1917). In America, it is debated commonly if anime is a good or bad thing. People who believe anime is good are called by the derogatory term "weeaboo", and people who believe it's bad are called "uncultured" or something.

## Anime facts

* Unlike what some people believe, the plural for anime is anime, meaning it isn't a proper plural.
* The first anime to exist was made in 1917, making anime 103 years old.

## Anime followings

Anime, in both Japan and America, has numerous fanbases centering around a certain anime. There are congregation sessions (called conventions) for anime fans to gather and discuss their favorite anime. But be warned. Fans from different fanbaes might interact with one another and, like mixing battery acid with drain cleaner, blow straight up in your face. They will be at each other's necks (if the situation gets severe enough, literally) and yelling things like:

* "[fan's anime] IS BETTER THAN [rival anime]!!"
* "YOU'RE STUPID FOR LIKING [rival anime]!"
* "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

But of course, this happens in many other fandom fights, so it's nothing special.
Optguns

**Optguns** are characters, weapons, tools, or spells that aid the ally/user to the point of no longer being "fair, legal, or fun to watch". Of course, the optgun itself is overpowered, not the ally/user it/they help(s).

## Characteristics of an optgun

The properties of an optgun are as follows:

* This entity does not break, lose, or get exhausted in battle (easily)
* This entity appears whenever the character in danger cannot get out of the situation themselves (ex machina)
* Once this entity appears, it's guaranteed the aided will succeed
Stupidity

**Stupidity** is the lack of intelligence in an individual. In fact, it's the opposite of intelligence.

## Signs of stupidity

There are many signs of a stupid person. For one, if their actions are counterproductive (working against them), they're guaranteed to be dumb. A second sign is if the person attempts to do something that they're unaware of how to do (like build a shed), but they attempt it anyway. Bonus points for if this ends in absolute chaos, everyone hurt/dead, or much worse than when it began.
Fire

**Fire** is a gas. It's very hot, dangerous, and spreads to dry flammable stuff easily.

## Fire facts

* Fire's hot, but it's also ***cool***. HA HA GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
	+ That "fact" was actually an opinion.
* Fire = Immortal?
* It comes in different colors
* Figuratively being on fire is good. Literally being on fire is bad.
* It's also a nickname given to "good" music
* Fire + flammable gasses = ruh roh
* The Sun isn't made of this
	+ Neither is the other The Sun
* It symbolizes life and immortality in certain works of literature
Hundred

**Hundred, one hundred, or 100** can be a large amount depending on what you're talking about, but it's not that large. It sure is a milestone for some things like TV shows hitting one hundred episodes or a band hitting their one hundredth song. Or maybe even a wiki hitting its one hundredth page-- screw it. This is NAOD's 100th published page.

## Thing x 100

### Meta

* By the time of this page's publication, Not Accurate Online Dictionary's amount of pages. This milestone was hit on June 16, 2018.
Quit Mode

**Quit Mode** is when someone decides life isn't worth living and chooses to end it all. Once entered, Quit Mode cannot be exited.

## Methods of entering Quit Mode

* Gun-and-head target practice
* Teardrop rope
* Discovering gravity with buildings, bridges, and other high-up areas
* Car "accident"
* Greatest deal a man could make
* Letting Mr. Knife touch your heart
Wood

**Wood** is a products of trees. It's used to create log cabins, planks, whittling work, totem poles, musical instruments, and various other things.

## Examples of things made of wood

* This is a tree stump. 100% wood. Selling price: $59.99 (40% the original value).
* Hello, what's this? I'm being serious. What was that failed object to the left supposed to be?
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WTF

**WTF** is an acronym for "what the fuck?" It's used to convey surprise, anger, or irritation.

## Alternatives

### Non-profane

* What the hey
* What the diddly
* What in the world
* What in tarnation
* What the dickens

### Semi-profane

* What the Devil
* What the deuce
* What in God's name

### Profane

* What the hell
* What the shit
* What in the goddamn
* What the fucking fuck/hell/shit
* What the actual fuck
* What the actual living breathing blood-circulating respiring carbon-based fuck
* What the heck
English (language)

**English** is the language most common in America, the UK, Australia, and Canada. All different regions have their own unique way to use English.

## ENGLISH NUMBUH OOOOOOOOOONE

Since English is already one of the most widely used languages on Earth, why not make it the universal language for all countries in the world to use? That's a question that smart people who want that to happen ask. Even though that might sound easy, it's not because the smart people said it isn't. Listen to the smart ones.

## English is kinda stupid.

English's grammatical rules are really stupid at times. Just look at all of the punctuation, plural rules, and a bunch of other crap that clearly no one cares about.

## English's origins

English words most commonly root from Latin or its own slang.
M1 Garand

The M1 Garand is an American semi automatic Full Powered Rifle that was used in WWII. The Garand is one of the most iconic rifles of all time for being the standard-issue American rifle during WWII as well as being the first widely adopted self loading rifle into military service. Originally designed to be chambered for an "intermediate" round - .276 Pederson - the design was changed to only accept .30-06 Springfield, and as a result of this, the en bloc clips could only carry eight rounds instead of the original ten.

In game, the M1 Garand is a rare spawn rifle on the map, usually spawning with 2-4 8 round "magazines" . The iron sights on the M1 Garand are above average for long range shooting, being large and open makes it easy to focus and aim at a target. For even better long range accuracy, the unique M84 scope can be mounted to the Garand. Recoil is average, but quite manageable if you do not shoot at the maximum rate of fire. Because of this, the M1 Garand is almost easily the best semi automatic rifle, only being held back by it's low ammo availability and not ideal iron sights for close range.

The M1 used to be the only weapon which could equip the Scope M84. This was changed in an update on the 4th of July.
Mistakes

**Mistakes** are things that weren't supposed to happen. Usually, people can prevent mistakes if they're smart enough to know how. If a mistake is bad enough, it can break something forever.

Even though mistakes are known to be negative, they're not all bad. Doing something on accident could lead to the creation of an all-new kind of thing.
Not Accurate Online Dictionary Wiki

Not Accurate Online Dictionary Wiki is this wiki you're using right now. It was created on June 17 of 2018. Its main purpose was to surpass the page count of FANDOM's community wiki with """"educational"""" and """""informative"""""" pages. As of February 12, 2020, its new goal is to have a page on everything.
Smartphones

**Smartphones** are magical glowing mechanical quadrilaterals that one holds in their hand or between their ear and shoulder. They can be interacted with by touching the screen or the "physical" buttons below or on either side of the screen.

## Apps

There are millions of apps (abbr. applications) out there that a person can install for their phone. They can be downloaded from the Google Play Store, the App Store for the iPhone, and various websites on mobile browsers. If unhappy with an app's performance, the phone's owner could uninstall the app and remove it from their phone.

## Physical Attributes

Smartphones have three buttons on either side of them, usually on the upper section of the phone, with two functioning as volume increasing and decreasing (these two are next to each other) and one as the power button used to turn the phone on and off. On the back, facing away from the holder, there can be a camera with an additional camera facing the holder used to take selfies or act as a mirror with the camera app.
Physical contact

> "*Touch.*"
> ― Patrick Star, 2001
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**Physical contact** is when one thing encounters another thing physically. It can range in level of intensity, from barely noticeable to destructive.

## Examples of physical contact

* You getting hit in the face by me
* A duck landing in water
* A meteor obliterating this planet into nothingness
* You sitting in a chair doing absolutely nothing but existing and breathing and whatever else it is you do when you're doing nothing else
Эфемерные Планы

Эфемерные Планы - области Завесы, находящиеся во власти Диадри. Эфемерные Планы кратковременны и изменчивы, большая их часть существует считанные года прежде чем быть поглощенными Завесой и уничтоженными в ходе Цикла Завесы. Населяющие Эфемерные Планы Диадри всеми силами стараются избежать уничтожение своего родного Плана.
Internet

The **Internet** is a ridiculously immense network that connects millions of people around the world. It can be accessed via computer, mobile device, gaming console, tablet, TV, smart watches, and, hopefully in the near future, human minds.

## Future of the Internet

In ten years or less, the Internet would be a part of some high percentage of cars and other machines. It isn't sure where the line is drawn for the Internet.

## Life on the Internet

People who know it well may describe the Internet as a mixed blessing, which is true. On one hand, it is technology the likes of which we as a species have never witnessed before in our history that has changed the world in undeniably remarkable and extreme ways. It gave way to other technology, created new jobs for people, made life easier, and allowed people thousands of miles apart to seamlessly communicate and interact. But like with all good things, the ugly side of this unparalleled network would eventually make itself apparent.

A feature that many people use the Internet for is anonymity. Not having to share any real part of a user's identity (name, age, birthday, gender...) made it possible to create a whole new personality online. Internet users can imitate anyone they want to and believe they're allowed to get away with saying or doing anything they wanted to as long as they didn't reveal who they really were. This leads to madness like YouTube comments, which have built a reputation of being pure evil where no intelligence or meaningful content of any kind can be found.

Websites like YouTube and Twitter (especially Twitter) are known to be battlegrounds on which people make their best attempts (at times) to tear down others in the community with hateful posts, pointless flame wars, and unwarranted insults directed at creators for saying anything that doesn't align with their own poorly-formed and baseless opinions. Time and time again, Internet users have proven that a single post or event can send half of the site spiraling into white anger that ultimately accomplishes nothing but making the world as a whole a worse place to be.

Most veteran Internet people can tell you of the better times of the Internet when YouTube was a replacement for TV and a platform creators used to truly broadcast themselves, when memes lived for more than a week, and when online communities supported their members instead of destroyed their lives. These nostalgic days of the early Internet are now long gone as the world seems to endlessly fall deeper into its pit of anger, hatred, misery, and insanity. Today, we only have relics of these times in the form of archived webpages, old forum posts, decade-plus-old videos, and memes that define the history of the Internet. Without any way to return to the mid-to-late 2000s and early 2010s era of the Internet before awfulness became a norm, we can only reminisce about this period of time when the Internet was great.
List of categories that shouldn't be applied to Things article

These are categories that nobody should put the Things article in. All other categories not on this list are accepted.

* Agility
* ***Albums***
* ***Books***
* ***Browse***
* ***Characters***
* ***Episodes***
* ***Events***
* ***Images***
* ***Items***
* ***Locations***
* NAOD's Rivals
* Redirects
* Risky Things
* ***Quests***
* Quick Actions
* Stupid Sounding and Looking Words‏‎
* ***Templates***
* ***Template documentation***
* ***Templates/Infobox‏‎***
* ***Templates/Navbox‏‎***
* ***Templates/Quote‏‎***

(All category names in *italics* and **bold** are defaults provided by ***FANDOM***.)
Truth

**The truth** is a wonderful little thing that's so hard to find in today's society. It's wonderful until it reveals some scarring information you'd be better off not knowing.

## All hail the truth

* People should quit worrying so much about politics. We've already seen what happens when people care to an extensive degree (rants, protests, miscellaneous chaos, etc.).
* Some guy somewhere died while you were reading that and you didn't think about him until just now
* This section is basically the Examples of facts section from the Facts page
Cookies (biscuit)

Sugar

Oil

Fat

(Can be customized)

Celebrations

**Cookies** are a usually flat type of treat. If small enough, you could finish it off in a single bite.

## Types of cookies

There are many types of cookies. The most common form of the cookie (and the "granddaddy" of all others) is the chocolate chip cookie. The varieties of cookie species rely on what the toppings and/or biscuit itself would be made of. If you believe you have created a new species of cookie, congratulations. You've birthed a dreadful abomination that must be cleansed from the face of the Earth.
Month

**Months** are a measurement of time. They are usually thirty days long with the exception of the months February, April, June, September, and November.

## Holidays

Months can be memorable for having a staple holiday in it. For example, December is notable for having Christmas and New Year's Eve while October is for having Halloween. In the US, all months have a holiday. Except for August.
Writer

**Writers** are people who write things like books, news stories, scripts for movies, TV shows, plays, and video games (that's a thing). Depending on a writer's job, they're given a different title. If they write news stories, they're a columnist. If their job is to write the scripts to movies, they're called a screenwriter. If they write books or other kids of stories, they're an author.
Pens

Ha ha, very funny. **Pens** are a kind of writing utensil that use ink to write. They're commonly used for professional writing unlike pencils and crayons. Also unlike those tools, their writing can't be undone, which means whatever you write with a pen better be what you want it to be.

## Examples of pens

* A nice-looking pen.
* Blue pen.
* An array of pens
* Two pens side-by-side.
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Matter (universe)

**Matter** is stuff that makes other stuff. And it's made of stuff other than itself. And it's what stuff is made of. Wait, I just pointed that out.

## States of matter

### Solid

Something that you can pick up and it doesn't try to run away. Something like a block, pencil, phone, or stick. Getting hit with a solid thing isn't fun because most of the time, it can hurt.

### Liquid

Something you can't really pick up as easily as a solid thing because it tries to run away. An example of this is water. Water tries to run away from your hands because it doesn't have a definite (or "remaining") shape unless it's in a container. Then it does.

### Gas

Something you can't pick up because it doesn't have a shape at all, unlike the two states of matter before it. An example of gas is air. You can't pick up air, but you can contain it in a jar or bottle.

### Plasma

The least common state of matter in the world because it's not able to exist without certain requirements like the three states of matter before it. What are those requirements? I dunno, read Wikipedia or something!
NAOD Wiki

> "*It's like Wikipedia but if it told you stuff you already knew.*"
> ― ANewProduct, 2018
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## NAOD

This is the Not Accurate Online Dictionary Wiki. It was created on June 17, 2018, at 12:35 PM (CST). NAOD provides definitions for words, things, and other stuff.

NAOD's main task was to beat Fandom in page count, but now we decided to set our eyes on covering as many things in existence we're legally able to in a funny way. Sometimes.

If you're new here, you didn't know that. Until now. Don't make pages that are rude, useless, or biased.

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Metal

**Metal** is a kind of metal. If you need more useful information, it's metallic.

## Where metal comes from

Metal is smelted from ores in the Earth. The Earth came from some rock stuff from a lot of time ago. That rock stuff came from God knows what. Yadda yadda yadda, the Universe. Therefore, by extension, metal and everything made of it is the Universe. When you use your computer, you're touching the Universe. Stop that.

## What is made of metal

### Strictly metal-based

* Cars
* Trains
* Airplanes

### Can be metallic

* Spoons
* Forks
* Knifes
No punctuation sorry

**No punctuation** is what happens where there is a lack of punctuation where there should be such as this page whenever someone doesn't include punctuation to something they write it can cause confusion in the reader hence the reason punctuation exists and why it's so important in all languages it's present in

## Reasons there is no punctuation

There might be no punctuation because the writer is either too lazy to write it in too stupid to or they just don't care about writing it even though they know that they're supposed to write in punctuation

## Effects of no punctuation

To many people this can be found as confusing annoying or worthy of losing more faith in humanity it makes the writer look like a small child who doesn't know any better or some uneducated moron
Netflix

**Netflix** is a video streaming website. It first started off not like that because the Internet wasn't nearly as largely used back in the 90s like how it is now. It rivals with other streaming services such as Hulu and Disney+, both of which Netflix predates by at least a decade.

## Netflix Originals

There are things called Netflix Originals that are exclusive to Netflix and its subscribers. Unlike most of Netflix's provided content, the Netflix Originals are made by the company.
Science

**Science** is the logical study and explanation of things such as time, space, life, disease, and much more. People who are heavily associated with science are called scientists.

## Why science is important

Science is important for us as it helps us understand things in the Universe and on Earth. As we understand more things, we can see what we can do with our new findings like build a new kind of machine or make improved medicine. When we have finally created our new thing, we can use it to aid the human race in just about any way ranging from making little conveniences to allowing space travel. Then we can start the cycle over and continue to improve ourselves.
Time

**Time** is a thing that just keeps going until the end of time. Some people don't believe in the concept of time.

### Past

The past is everything that's happened before this exact moment. Three days ago is in the past. Last Wednesday is in the past. 3.5 billion years ago is in the past. When someone misses this part of time, that's a feeling called nostalgia, an emotion that certain companies have a habit of exploiting.

### Present

The present is now. As in ***right now***. You done reading those last two sentences? Good, because that's in the past now. This is the present. Now it's not. Now it is. Now it isn't. The present is a very fickle thing.

### Future

The future is everything that'll happen after now. It can be seven seconds from now, two months from now, or eons from now.
Throwing

T**hrowing** is the act of taking something and sending it a certain distance with force through releasing it and letting it fly through the air. This can be achieved with your arm(s) or a thing that launches like a catapult.

## Synonyms and related words

* Tossing
* Chucking
* Launching
* Discarding
* Casting
* Flipping
* Firing
* Hurling
* Pelting
* Lobbing
* Hurtling
* Ejecting
* Propelling
* Slinging
* Flinging
Fictional characters

**Fictional characters** are people, animals, or other characters who are works of fiction. Therefore, they do not exist in our Universe.

## Examples of fictional characters

* Ned Flanders from *The Simpsons*
* Mickey Mouse from various works of media (movies, TV shows, etc.) by Disney
* Super Mario from various Nintendo games
* Hinata Hyuga from *Naruto*, *Naruto Shippuden*, and *Boruto: Naruto Next Generations*
* Eric Cartman from *South Park*
* Scooby-Doo, titular character
* Snow White, titular character
* Pikachu from *Pokémon*
* Ichigo from *Bleach*
* Ness from *EarthBound*
* Lois Griffin from *Family Guy*
* Amy Wong from *Futurama*
* Rin Nohara from *Naruto Shippuden*
* Freddy Fazbear, titular character, from *Five Nights At Freddy's* series
* Steve from *Minecraft*
* King Dedede from the *Kirby* series
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## Roles of fictional characters

In nearly all stories ever told, there are characters with certain roles. Examples of these roles would be the protagonist, antagonist, and all roles in between.

### A roll about roles (what)

Fictional characters have roles in stories so the audience can know (or at least make an accurate guess) what their purpose in the story is and what they will do. These roles can be based on that character's personality, beliefs, personal experiences, their relationships with other characters, and more.

### The roles we know and "love"

#### Benevolent

* Main Protagonist - Most commonly the main character of a story, the main protagonist is who the story is focused most on and we are to believe is the good guy. In adventurous stories, they'll start off weak and with a modest amount of resources. Their allies will support them as well as they can until they are either...
	+ A) Too weak to catch up with the main protagonist power-wise
	+ B) Unable to travel with them or at least keep in contact (i.e due to being captured by the antagonist)
	+ C) Killed off in the story
	+ D) Switching sides, becoming one with the antagonist

In episodic stories (i.e *The Simpsons*, *SpongeBob SquarePants*, *Rick and Morty*?, (early) *South Park*), the main protagonist is the character whose eyes we see the story through most. An example of this is Homer Simpson as we see him at home, work, or in miscellaneous situations.

* Side Protagonist - A character who is at the side of the main protagonist, hence the name. This character will be focused on less, but will commonly have their own backstory and reason to be with the m. protagonist. In episodic stories, this could be the main character's friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance.
Child

**Children** are the offspring of any living being, but this article is about the little people who you're (hopefully) older than.

## Childhood

Childhood is filled with school, cartoons, toys, and the infamous boys v.s girls war we all know so well from our early days in grade school. Today you may see children as little imps who go off and badmouth whoever they please and sit around the house watching Fortnite being played on their phones and tablets. This is the part of life people get most nostalgic about as most memories are innocent fun, (hopefully) harmless accidents, and not being aware of the inevitable.
UnTrash Wiki

*Hey, look at us! We can be cool too!*

The obviously rushed, amateur logo for UnTrash. Coincidentally, it takes the form of a sideways number 5. Fortunately, it's been said that a second, greatly superior version of this trash will be released eventually.

## Real talk

### MPO

what

**UnTrash Wiki**, also called just **UnTrash**, is a "simpler, worse version of TV Troupes" in the sense of how it covers character roles and troupes in a way that's easier to understand. There are two versions of UnTrash Wiki: UnTrash Wiki, the now-defunct one that's NAOD's sister project, and UnTrash Wiki Version 5, the one that's currently being used. UnTrash Wiki has plans for a third domain that will entirely be its own. This new website will be named UnTrash Wiki Version 52 and is planned to be made in 2021. UnTrash doesn't know how to count.

## Excuse to exist

The reason UnTrash exists is apparently to educate readers about roles and troupes (called "UnTrashes") in fiction in a way newcomers could quickly learn from. It stole the idea of basic definitions from NAOD, the idea of making a wiki about fiction from TV Troupes, and put the two together to create UnTrash Wiki.
Somebody

> "*ONCE*"
> ― You know who this was, 1999
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**Somebody** could be anybody. It could be you, your dad, some guy on the other side of the planet, someone you hate, or someone you don't even know. It is the half-opposite of nobody and is parallel to everybody.

## List of potential somebodies

This is a list of people the word "somebody" could refer to because why not.

* ANewProduct
* **(Add your username to the list if you want. Link your name to your account as well. Do not remove this text.)**
Movies

**Movies** are long videos that hundreds of people work on for years. But not all the time. Some movies are made within a year by just under one hundred people. Some can even be made in a day by some children who only want to have some fun.

## Where to see movies

### Movie theaters

The old-fashioned yet widely preferred way to watch a movie is by paying your local movie theater a friendly visit. There you will see other people working, serving more other people who want to be in large rooms where yet MORE other people are existing. Snacks you will find consist of chocolates, beverages, and the staple of all movie theaters: popcorn. To watch a movie, you must go through these steps:

1. Actually ***GO*** to the theater
2. Stand in a line to get your ticket if you didn't already at home. If you're lucky, you'll have little to no people to wait for.
3. Get your ticket
4. Go to the guy/lady who does stuff to your ticket
5. Go to the guy/lady who will consume your currency in trade of their warm, buttery popcorn and other various things that are made to enter your mouth
6. Go to the guy/lady who actually isn't a guy or lady and turns out to be the theater where you watch the movie of your choice. You do not make the choice of movie here, you do that earlier. If you just made your choice of movie now, you're a failure.
7. Move yourself until you have successfully existed in the seat of your choice. You cannot exist in a seat where someone else already has because that's rude. Unless they like it. Then you're rude and they're weird.
8. Endure twenty minutes of promos and trailers
9. Finally watch the movie. Make sure you've turned off your cellphone, telephone, miniature teleporter used to skip the first seven steps, and/or other varying devices you might happen to have existing in your preliminaries. Also make sure they're definitely ***yours***.

### At home

You can watch a movie at home using your computer, DVD player, VCR player (you fossil), or gaming console. If you're watching a movie using your computer, you can use streaming services like Netflix, Hulu, Vudu, Amazon Prime, YouTube, Vimeo, and whatever these things are.
Wars

**Wars** are just big fights between two or more countries that can't agree. They're by far the stupidest thing humans have ever created. They're large wastes of resources, time, and lives.

## All wars in a nutshell (except for that cold one)

Country A: hey i no liek u

Country B: i no liek u ithur

Country A: i fite u rn and i win

Country B: no i fite U and I win

Country A's Friend: hey fuq u we gon keel u

Country B Friend: no we keel u und ur gon die und itll b funie wate til i tell Japan u deid in a wur hahahahahahahaha (hol' up, what if we ARE Japan?)
Character death

*Meta Note: Please **do not** share any examples of a character's death if it can potentially serve as a spoiler. If a story is revolved around the death of a character, it is permitted you write about it.*

**The death of a character** is whenever a character dies in the story or is removed due to meta reasons (i.e the voice actor quits their job or dies themselves).

## Aftermath

A death can cause many things, such as a close character being traumatized emotionally, going insane, or even committing suicide. It could be the motive for someone's actions. For example, a man's son could die to the hands of somebody else, causing him to hunt them down with murderous intents.
Life

**Life** is a thing that's extremely weird. It might be some universal force thing or something only science can properly explain. It is the opposite of death.

## What even is life?

What *is* life? According to Wikipedia, "*Life is a characteristic that distinguishes physical entities that do have biological processes, such as signaling and self-sustaining processes, from those that do not.*" And Google says "*the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.*" That seems about right.

## Where is life?

The thing with life is we don't officially know if it exists outside of Earth. The Drake equation is a thing, but that doesn't confirm life is 100% out there in the Universe. According to it, life is almost guaranteed to be out there in some form. It's just a matter of time until we finally find it some some shitty rock that's billion of light-years away no one cares about.

## When did life start?

### Before the life

So millions of years ago, there was this planet, right? That planet was Earth. At the time, Earth was another big space rock just sitting there with nothing on it other than molten lava, rocks, and more lava.

### After the life

Some small blob thing was suddenly'd into existence, got out of control, and became the cause of everyone's life problems ever.

## References

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake\_equation for info on Drake equation
Administrative Buildings

**Administrative Buildings**

Administrative buildings are **fragile structures** and cost the pretty penny of $100, but it pays off, literally. The administrative buildings are available only in 1945 and generate $1 every 4 seconds.

Tips: Use with caution, make sure you are well defended so you don't instantly lose the administrative building to a bomber or a tank. Often place a bunker near the building to pose some kind of threat to oncoming attackers.
Nukes

**Nukes** are large balls and sticks of death world leaders litter in other countries' backyards.

## Results of getting nuked

Getting nuked is annoying. You can be walking down the street meeting people with original points of view until you hear this "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH" sound go off. Then you have to go into your bunker one and a half miles below sea level, sit there, and wait until the thing actually drops and absolutely eradicates all things on the surface in the four mile radius. Then you *still* have to sit in your bunker for a month until all of the fallout and radiation clears out. And when you can finally come out of your bunker, you'll look around and say, "Hmm. I think something might've changed. Oh yeah. A nuke came in and obliterated everything." Nukes are the worst.
Music

**Music** is a thing you're supposed to listen to. It isn't visible like how videos or pictures are, so just sit there and hear it.

## Music vocabulary

### Pitch

One of the many things that can be high or low in music. It's the frequency of the sound being made by the music.

### Tempo

What keeps the overall feel of the song in line. It can be in 3/4 or 4/4 measures. 3/4 is used in stuff like ballads and classical music while 4/4 is used in everything else.
Anti-Tank

**Anti-Tank Guns**

Pros: Can eliminate tanks without the need of planes or costlier, heavier, tanks; long range; can take out anti-tank tanks (Jackson, Archer, etc.).

Cons: Very susceptible to dive bombers and infantry; only available 1942 and 1945.

Tips: AT guns: use with numbers and a fighter escort or light AA, bring a tank with you to hold infantry; AT tanks: bring fighter or light AA escort, bring other infantry to hold off attackers.
Thing

**Things** are stuff that exists in the universe. They're made of matter, atoms, particles, quarks, and a lot of other crap you learned in science class.

Meta *Note: This article should have nearly every single category there is as it defines all entities in the Universe. Yeah, have fun with that.*

*The list of categories that shouldn't be applied to this article is here.*

## Examples of things

Rubik's cubePineapplePillarナルト『ＰＩＬＬＡＲ』ⓉⓇⓊⓈⓉCool carThe SunTree stump (RIP tree)NukeCup
## How to existify

There is no real way to properly existify a thing. All we can really do is throw stuff that already exists together and pray that it works.

## How to remove

There are ways to remove/destroy things you may find in the universe. For one, there's everybody's favorite: nukes! Nukes are an effective way to destroy things. And people. What a nuke does to things it can destroy is engulf it in heat, radiation, and death until the said things have stopped existing.