Sea Skirmish/Quotes

## Turn-Based

I am a lone wolf! I am a lion among men! Facing me means death! Eat this axe and perish!
vs  Berit

> **Sigmar**Whoa! Holy crap! It's Berit! How you doing, baby girl? Uh, besides the whole 'you betrayed your clan' thing. We all have our oopsies!**Berit**Please tell me you did not just call me 'baby girl.'**Sigmar**What's wrong? I've always called you that nickname.**Berit**It's rude. And demeaning. Ancestors. What did I ever see in a manchild like you? Say, are you still playing with your dolls, Sigmar?**Sigmar**D-Dolls?! I told you, Berit! They're not DOLLS! They're called figurines! And they're ART! I wasn't PLAYING with them, I was building them! It's a totally cool, mature, manly guy thing to do!**Berit**I hoped you'd have grown up by now. Seems my expectations were a wee bit too high...**Sigmar**You always made fun of me! You never understood me! Stupid female, this is the problem with women today! You're all self-obsessed! We men deserve BETTER!**Berit**Fleeing from our wedding was the best move I ever made. At least now I know what I didn't miss out on...**Sigmar**Screw you! I would have made you happy, Berit! But don't you worry. I don't need a wedding to throw you overboard! Let's see how well you swim, you dumb broad!

vs  Bjarki

> **Sigmar**Bjarki the Mist Slayer. I can't believe it's you! The man who laid siege to a village for a whole winter. All to avenge his wife...**Bjarki**Mmm. Speak not of her. She rests in Valhalla.**Sigmar**I've always respected you. You are a true warrior! But why did you betray us to side with these southerners? Surely this goes against your way of honor!**Bjarki**I am not dishonorable. I followed my heart. You raid merchant ships. You attack the innocent. This is true dishonor.**Sigmar**...You've changed, brother.**Bjarki**We are not brothers. We are not comrades. You are a child. You have no principles. You even hurt my cousin. Berit deserved better.**Sigmar**Better?! I am a true man! I am a great warrior! How dare you slander me! You're just jealous of my lion-like strength!**Bjarki**You know nothing.**Sigmar**I go my own way! And soon, I will send you to Helheim! You will never see Valhalla, nor your dead wife!**Bjarki**If you were to fight... my wife... would crush you. You are an empty man.

vs  Aisha

> **Aisha**Oh, wow, it's Sigmar! I haven't seen you in ages, big guy! Burned any villages recently?**Sigmar**If it isn't Bloody Aisha. Still running with Brandon, I see. What say you ditch the old man and come join my crew instead? We Vikings know how to treat a strong woman properly!**Aisha**I don't know... I prefer men who use lances instead of axes. That gives me the advantage! Then it's super easy to push them around.**Sigmar**Well too bad, I'm superior to other men, impossible to bully. I am a pack leader! Ravenous! I am a true alpha wolf!**Aisha**Right... guys who say that... usually aren't alphas.**Sigmar**Are you calling me a liar?**Aisha**I can see you, after all. In terms of weaponry, you're... Well, let's just say that you come up... short.**Sigmar**What?! That's an attack on my masculine dignity! Female! Stand right there! Let's see if you can take my strike without flinching!**Aisha**I'm just worried you'll pass out from exhaustion mid-attack. Well, do your worst! Bloody Aisha ain't scared of no man!

###  Thors

vs Any

Money. Fame. Fortune. It's nothing personal, friend. Killing you is just business. Now die for me.
vs  Aisha

> **Aisha**...Thors.**Thors**...Aisha.**Aisha**What are you doing here? Didn't Brandon kick your ass pretty hard last time?**Thors**I don't recall anything like that. You're misremembering.**Aisha**Mhm. I'm surprised you're still sailing with Sigmar. Isn't he a huge idiot?**Thors**Good help is hard to come by these days. Trust me. I've looked everywhere.**Aisha**Well, when your talent pool is filled with Vikings...**Thors**Tell me about it. It's such a hassle managing morons. Can you do me a small favor? Kill Sigmar. I'll look the other way just this once.**Aisha**Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. But don't ask me for favors. If you want him dead, do it yourself, you lazy bum! That's another thing I hate about you Vikings. Brandon treats his crew well, but you're all backstabbers. Can't wait for your people to go extinct someday.**Thors**I won't tolerate any further insults toward my culture. Let's settle this once and for all, Bloody Aisha. Tyronar will pay me well when I rid the seas of your threat.**Aisha**Too bad you're about to die. See ya in Valhalla, big guy.

###  Greta

vs Any

Do you think your vessels can withstand my terror? Before this witch, you are naught but weak flesh.
vs  Aisha

> **Greta**Bloody Aisha. Your doom has arrived. Your death is near. Have you any last words?**Aisha**Greta. You think some magical mumbo-jumbo's gonna scare me? Nobody's less intimidating than a little weenie-witch.**Greta**We Skadi witches possess more power than you can imagine. The dark arts are a path to abilities some call unnatural.**Aisha**Unnaturally lame. You should pick up an axe sometime! I bet you'd have lots of fun hacking other people apart!**Greta**That does sound enjoyable. Pain, torture, death... These are qualities the clan of Skadi truly appreciates. If you renounce that Brandon, I may even let you join us...**Aisha**I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those black robes. Prancing around, muttering a bunch of spooky words...**Greta**So be it. That's your loss.**Aisha**Eugh. Truly, there's nothing creepier than a Skadi witch...

###  Njal (Secret Event)

vs Any

Oh sure, attack the bard. What a brave soul you are!