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Balthazar (The Time God)

Balthazar (The Time God) is one of two characters names Balthazar, the other being the Turtle/Eldritch Being. Balthazar is the god of time, his powers have not all been specifically stated, but we can definitely assume that it must be very extensive. He has had a varied type of experience within the M&B Canon, from selling things to singing to reporting, he's been everywhere.

## Time: The Commercial

Balthazar is seen here selling a drinkable version of time called "Neverage" (a play on Never Age and Beverage, implying the effects of the drink to be youthfulness), the video is quite eccentric, with Balthazar being quite vague and cryptic the whole time. He is seen with a small watch drawn on his wrist, with a mask with a clock drawn on it, and a distinctive red jacket. He is selling the drink for a whopping 247,365 dollars, which is clearly outrageous for a drink, but was probably a joke due to the nature of the number being 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days in a year.

## TIMERAP

In this video, we find Balthazar rapping a song about how powerful he is and his position as The God of Time. This video paints a picture of Balthazar as being a god who thinks he is much better than those that he rules, stating that he's a god, that he's on top, and that we're not friends.

## Meat & Bones News

Balthazar plays a part in a partnership in this video, the first time he's been seen with anyone else, in the group B Squared in The Field, as a reporter, the two of them having been chosen to have that role because of their abilities to transcend time and space and report in every branch and reality. In this instalment, Balthazar is shown to be more of a reasonable god than the song may have suggested, often being the voice of reason to balance out Balthazar (The Eldritch Being)'s unreasonable sadism. Other than that, he seems very cooperative with Meat & Bones when it comes to reporting the news.
The Viewer

**Warning: this article contains spoilers for Unreleased Content below this point**

## The Viewer

### Aliases

Young TravellerThem Viewer's At Home

The Viewer is the name we give the people who watch the videos. Occasionally, they are more involved in videos than others, such as in Time For Quest or a practical guide to walking through walls. But for the most part, The Viewer is an omniscient watcher, uninvolved in the ongoing plot. We can't summarize how The Viewer is as a person, because they are everyone who watches the videos.

## my turf

In my turf, The Viewer has accidentally stumbled into Ruffian's corner of New York II, it ends with the viewer being BAPPED by Ruffian and presumably killed.

## Time For Quest Series

Throughout the Time For Quest Series, The Viewer follows Sir Grindleberry The Fifth on many an adventure. Seeming rather complacent with the actions taken by Grindle.

## Infomercials and other videos like them

Videos such as Dummus, Wanna Hit? or Rotating Food, involves The Viewer as a spectator or possible customer to many a product, or as a friend of whoever's in the video, offering The Viewer something or other.

## a practical guide to walking through walls and other teaching situations

For the duration of a practical guide to walking through walls, The Professor addresses The Viewers at home for the entirety of the video. This type of involvement is more one of teacher and student than salesman and customer. This dynamic is also seen in Mr. Samson's Mental Enrichment Group, my play and Jeremy No-Eyes Welcomes You To Hell.

## Fourth Wall Breaks

Occasionally, The Viewer is suddenly involved in the content of a video which doesn't address the camera otherwise, but only for a fleeting moment, not for the entirety. Examples of this would be when Other Guy motions to the camera in The Nape Tickler, when the characters ask the viewer Truth or Dare in the video of the same name, and countless others.
Ruffian

Ruffian is a known citizen of New York II, whom has somehow taken over an entire quarter of the town to keep, all to himself. Whenever anyone unknowingly wanders into his turf, he will strike them down without remorse and without really trying, with his trusty bat. He used to be friends with Dan Matthews as well as a founding member of V.A.G.I.N.A, which suggests that he used to care for everyone in the city very much before going rogue.

## my turf.

We find Ruffian confronting an unlucky soul who's found themselves within his turf, this video is the one where we learn the most about him. We learn that he spends his days walking around his turf, searching for people who may have entered, that he kills whoever he finds, mercilessly; and he is seemingly not all there, always going in circles with what he speaks about and rambling the whole time.

Yet, while this video answers many questions, even more arise from it. Why is he like this? Where does he get food if he never speaks to anyone and never leaves? What happened between him and Dan and the other members of V.A.G? so many questions which will hopefully get answers in future instalments.

## Meat & Bones News

Ruffian has a small cameo in Meat & Bones News, where we see him killing a reporter for the news station in cold blood, then slipping on the ice shortly after. This doesn't tell us much about him, but it definitely raises the question of how did the station get the footage back?

## Dan's Vigilante Recruitment Tape [Circa. 1995]

This tape establishes that Ruffian was once a considerate member of NYII, and that he was once old friends with Dan Matthews, this, once again carries on with the theme of raising more questions than answers about him whenever he's mentioned. Although, this does establish that he's always been particular with sharing, established by Dan warning against touching Ruffian's food in the group's fridge.
Thomas (Frank's Roommate)

Thomas is Frank Tarr's very unsupportive roommate, he hates the idea that Frank is doing his talk show My Livingroom in their apartment, he hates it to the point that it distracts him at work. He is the very first guest on the show, he has quite the entrance, shitting on the floor of the livingroom in protest, and he leaves early out of frustration.

## My Livingroom - Episode One; My Roommate

Thomas begins the episode arguing with Frank, as he hates the idea of this talk show taking place in their livingroom. The two of them are arguing, and he stands off screen the whole time, the argument climaxing in Thomas taking a shit on the livingroom floor in protest of My Livingroom. Throughout the rest of the episode, he is clearly very frustrated by Frank, it's clear that this is not the first time he's told Frank this, and he leaves early because he doesn't want to endorse this behaviour. The episode ends with Frank calling out to Thomas to clean his mess, because Frank refuses to out of disgust.
Mel Berns

**Warning: this article contains spoilers for Unreleased Content below this point**

## Appearances

### Debut

Youarealreadydead.mp4

Mel Berns is a hermit and a hypochondriac, working from home as a professional risk analyst for an insurance company. They died of the common cold, because in staying inside for so long, their immune system got so weak, that when they got the smallest bug, it took them down quickly. After they died, The Grim Reaper was sent to collect their soul, but he lost his scythe on the way there, so now he's living with them until a replacement scythe gets there.

## Youarealreadydead.mp4

In Youarealreadydead.mp4, Mel is painted as a stubborn hypochondriac who won't believe anyone's point of view but their own, and when Mel doesn't get their way, they get very unreasonably upset without seeing it. Mel is extremely stubborn, they don't believe Grim, even when he points out that Mel's body is still on the floor where they collapsed. Mel can't tell how unreasonable they can be because of how much time they've spent alone in their apartment, so they've lost touch with reality, to say the least. Grim can't stand Mel, and Mel can't stand Grim, their whole dynamic is that of the unstoppable force and the immovable object.
Nicholas Morawietz

Nicholas Morawietz is a good friend of Nathan Collard and Mckenzy Flowers, and has appeared in two videos total, both related to Guy VS The Undomesticated

## Guy VS The Undomesticated (and outtakes)

Nick plays Doug Renton, a fellow survivalist who has been swindled into being a part of the production of a phoney's show with the job of keeping him alive, which he very much fails, as in the end, Wolf drowns himself to become one with nature. Doug doesn't appear much in the final video, only being seen as a fake bush monster, which was Wolf's idea to try and spice up the episode, but he does appear as a major component of the outtakes, creating much of the comedic value of the outtakes, along with Mckenzy's cameraperson.
Meat&Bones Wiki

**Welcome to the (UNFINISHED) Meat & Bones Wiki!**
A community dedicated the the lives and lore of people and characters who are showcased on the Meat & Bones youtube channel, along with it's subsequent channels run by it's creator, as well as the channels by the creator's partners and friends.

We're a collaborative community website about Meat & Bones that anyone, including you, can build and expand. Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started!

## Important articles

Groups & Collectives

Characters

Services

Items

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Locations

Running Gags

Affiliated Channels

*Need help building out this community?*

* Rules of this wiki
* Getting Started
* How to Contribute
* Managing your new community
* Guides
* All Help articles

You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central!

This is the go-to spot for lore about the Meat & Bones universe. a large portion, especially at the beginning, was written by the creator himself.
Adventures (Channel)

Adventures is the channel of Nathan's online friend Panathentic, they've known each other for a good amount of time, since around November or December of 2022. Morden makes sketch content, as well as fan music videos and the occasional speaking to camera vlog content. His most popular video on the channel is a fan made music video of Bo Burnham's song "1985". Nathan and him have spoken about collaborating, but it seems that business on both their ends keeps getting in the way of that

Channel Description:

"I'm just a fun, safe, open creator trying to spread what little joy I can to those whom appreciate it!"
Flesh & Blood (Channel)

Flesh & Blood is the 2nd channel of Nathan Collard, his main channel being Meat & Bones. This channel is used for Behind-The-Scenes content, such as Outtakes videos, Vlogs, Official Audios, and small stories, just generally content that Nathan doesn't want to clutter the main channel with.

Until Guy VS The Undomesticated, the content that is now known to go on Flesh & Blood was posted on Meat & Bones, but Nathan decided, that since Guy VS The Undomesticated had so much content that an Outtakes video was inevitable, that he needed to make a 2nd channel to put BTS content on.

Channel description:

"this is the second channel for my main channel Meat & Bones, I'll post the occasional BTS, song, vlog, etc. here so it doesn't clutter my main channel too much, but the main content will still be over there, go there, that's where the better stuff is."
PJ Smoothies

PJ Smoothies is a bad hip hop artist in The 80s, his hit single is COVID Rap Song, featuring mostly instrumental, and simply a cough at the end. PJ is, like most people in The 80s, is a caricature of the decade itself.

## "COVID Rap Song" by PJ Smoothies (Official Video)

This video is simply PJ Smoothies dancing to an instrumental he found online, and coughing at the end. You can tell he's having a fun time, and that he thinks he's doing a great job.

## Meat & Bones News

PJ Smoothies has a small cameo in Meat & Bones News, where the Balthazars (Time God & Turtle) clothesline him as he tries to rollerblade by, and he gives the rundown of how The 80s is and how it's been recently.
Masyn Kelly

Masyn Kelly is an old friend of Nathan Collard, the two of them have a channel called Tinfoil Sandwiches together, which is where he appears most of the time. Other than that, he was the cameraman for "Hyperglove and the terribly filmed battle with Grandiose" as well as being the body double whenever a hand or foot enters the frame with Nathan in it. The two of them have been friends since 8th grade, and have been making videos together for a good amount of that. Other than Tinfoil Sandwiches and the occasional help in Meat & Bones, he has his own channel called "Void Participant" where he posts scarcely, and he plans to make a podcast sooner than later.

## Tinfoil Sandwiches

Along with Nathan, Masyn is one of the two creators of Tinfoil Sandwiches, he has been a crucial part of brainstorming for the videos on that channel. He loves to make cryptic and vague videos involving absurd comedy and even more absurd concepts.

## Void Participant

This channel is Masyn's brainchild, it hosts whatever content Masyn wishes to make at the time of creation, meaning each video is rarely connected to any others, apart from a couple outliers. Many videos on that channel are edited by Nathan, but for the most part, they are all conceptualized, created and edited by him.
Fairy Godmother (Shrek: Revenge of Penny)

**Fairy Godmother** is a minor antagonist in *Shrek: Revenge of Penny*. She is the members of Penny's Gang.

## History

She was first introduced along with the rest of Penny's Gang as she piloted the spaceship to capture Ryan, which teleported away along with the floating island.

She remained absent for a while, until Prince Charming introduced her, then Puss began to fall in love with her. She then ignored him. A moment later, she saw the floating island, which interrupted the villains' laughter.

The next morning she saw Pinocchio, Puss and Fiona intruded their ship. She was preparing to fire at them, but Koko Ci slammed the door at her which made her fell down.

Before Donkey performed the teleportation power, he got shot by her, which forced the villains has more chance to attack BoBoiBoy and co. She began to attack the escaped Pinocchio, Puss and Fiona. After successfully captured the tamed J-Rex, she locked it in the cage.

After Lord Farquaad and Fairy Godmother tightened Pinocchio, Puss and Fiona, the released J-Rex tried to attack her, but Puss in Boots prevented it to attack her which she felt surprised. But the J-Rex bit his hand and he begged her for help, she began to be disappointed.

She was arrested by King Harold along with Prince Charming and Lord Farquaad, during the credit scene, she can be seen reading something while the other two tried to escape the prison.

## External Links

* Fairy Godmother's original counterpart on the Villains Wiki
Jeff Barnaby

Jeff Barnaby is the leader of one of the most ferocious and the most well-funded gang of New York II, The White Glove Society, a gang of rich aristocrats who are not-so-secretly cannibals. They operate out of the centre of New York II, surrounded by their enemies, but their riches and volatility keep them afloat. Jeff is a manipulative, sociopathic cannibal who lures tourists of New York II to their lairs with riches and the promise of wine and good food, but in reality, he is leading the lambs to the slaughter.

He has one relative that we know of, Geoff Barnaby, who is clueless to the fact that Jeff is a cannibal. Jeff doesn't respect Geoff, but he keeps him around to remind him how ordinary people act, their relationship is similar to one of a man who owns a dog.

## The White Glove Society

Jeff presents himself as a stereotypically rich person, hiding behind the guise of wine and riches, to (badly) conceal his true intentions of eating those who visit. At the end of the video it is explicitly revealed that Jeff is a cannibal, when the camera is accidentally switched back on and Jeff is seen eating the entrails of a recent victim before racing to turn the camera off.
The White Glove Society

"Join the white glove society today, We're looking forward to having you for dinner."

### Known Motives

Eat bitches, get money

The White Glove Society is a gang of rich aristocrats who are not-so-secretly cannibals. They operate out of the centre of New York II, surrounded by their enemies, but their riches and volatility keep them afloat. They are led by Jeff Barnaby, a sociopathic manipulator, who tries luring people to trap in their luxury to eat later.
Season Is Here!

Every 100 videos, a new season begins on Meat & Bones, and with that, comes two running gags, the Award Ceremony, and to begin the next season, a video titled Season \_\_\_\_ Is Here!, where Meat & Bones addresses the content that is common on the channel, and suggests that from now on, we'll be doing something completely different, but at the end of the video, the insanity of the usual skits finds him and interrupts the stereotypical content of that season opener.

## Season Two Is Here!

Meat & Bones is seen in a chair, and he exclaims that the channel will be going in a new direction from now on, we will now be doing only live readings from now on. He begins to read Moby Dick, but before he can get very far, he feels a great pain and music begins to approach. His hand falls off and smashes against the floor, leading to a strange, goopy substance emerging from his wrist (Fun Fact, that substance is actually microwaved bubblegum, which burnt Nathan's hands for the whole next week, and absolutely ruined his leather gloves. He got the idea from his favourite horror movie, The Thing). He goes to scream in terror, but the music cuts him off and announces the new season.

## Season Three Is Here!

Meat & Bones is filming himself in bed, where "Vlog Day 1" pops up on screen, he fake wakes up, and starts monologuing about how he's only going to be doing vlogs from this point forward. In the middle of this video, he vlogs the beginning of The VHST Saga, where VHS Guy is building a small tower for fun. But before he can really get into his day, he's cut off by a nuclear explosion, with the video ending with a heartfelt message for the audience and the announcement of the new season.
Sir Grindleberry The Fifth

Sir Grindleberry The Fifth is the main character of Time For Quest, an ongoing series on Meat & Bones, where Grindleberry leads The Viewer (whom he calls Young Traveller) on many a quest, so far, we've seen that Grindleberry is a very energetic and passionate man when it comes to quests, yet he has seen to be corruptable, as found in Time For Quest Part 2.

## Time For Quest

In this video, Grindleberry is introduced as a very energetic and gallant man, who hops in and immediately takes the reigns on the direction of the viewer's life for the time being. Throughout the video, we see him toss The Viewer some gold, vanquish some demons, and accidentally kill a vagrant. This all shows that Grindle is very jumpy, and very gung-ho to quest and battle. He introduces the Viewer to the very first quest in the series, to retrieve the Book Of Stuff from the Ruins of Ruined Ruins for Sir Grindledoor, one of the great wizards of the Kingdom of Larion.

## Time For Quest Part 2

Grindleberry meets the Viewer in the Ruins of Ruined Ruins, where they vanquish more and more demons to reach the Book Of Stuff. It ends with Grindle being overcome with the power of the book, and casting a spell upon the two of them, banishing them to a realm unknown.

## Time For Quest Part 3

Grindleberry and The Viewer return from the realm after what we are to assume has been a very long time. Grindle leads The Viewer back to the Kingdom, and they return the book to Grindledoor, Grindleberry has a long back and forth with Grindledoor to get a new quest for him and The Viewer to go on. Which winds up with the two of them leaving to retrieve a new staff for Grindledoor. Leaving their fates on a cliffhanger until the next instalment.
Davy (Channel)

Davy is a channel made by Davy Kynoch, an internet creator and streamer. Meat & Bones is a frequent chatter in his streams, and Nathan has added subtitles to one of his videos called "Spongebob has a gun - Spongeglock Squarepants", one of the fastest climbing videos on Davy's channel thus far. Most people find Davy's channel through his streams, where he plays games and hangs out with his viewers; and through a Fan-Music video he made of Bo Burnham's song "Microwave Popcorn".

Channel Description:

"Hi I'm Davy"
Masquerade Mickey

Masquerade Mickey is the leader of the ruthless Masquerade Mafia, he, along with his 2nd in command, Melvin, rules with an iron fist over a large portion of New York II. Not much is known about Mickey other than the whispers you hear in the streets, that he is a ruthless, callous and brutal leader of the Masquerade Mafia, and that if you think you see him, you should tread lightly.

## Interrogation

Mickey is interrogating a man throughout this video, employing many immoral tactics to get the information he wants. Throughout the video, Mickey has this air about him that makes him feel extremely unpredictable, one second he could seem calm, the next he'll be waterboarding someone, next he'll be strategizing the mafia's next move. Some may think that the reveal at the end makes Mickey look foolish, but when you really think about it, Mickey isn't at fault the Mixup of Geoff instead of Jeff is practically all Melvin's fault.
Lemz

Lemz (or Lemmy) is one of the main characters throughout the entirety of LemzSMP. Typically one of the more chaotic ones on the server, he is responsible for many of the kills and events throughout. He is the owner of the server itself, and is the one consistently renewing it.

## Lemz

### Aliases

Lemmy LemmyZilla Lemperor The Heir Hawkeye

### Occupation

President of LemzSMP Mainlands King of Crystalblue Kingdom Emperor of the Lempire (formerly) CEO of LemzCorp Heir of Sandlands Chairman of the Errorist Pact King of Coastshine Kingdom CEO of Lemazon President of Bois SMP (formerly) President of Shroomtopia Heir of BoisSMP Chapter 2

## Appearances

### Appears in

LemzSMP Chapter 1 LemzSMP Chapter 2 LemzSMP Chapter 3 LemzSMP Chapter 4 LemzSMP Chapter 5 Part 1 LemzSMP Chapter 5 Part 2 LemzSMP Chapter 6 BoisSMP Chapter 1 BoisSMP Chapter 2
Yung Eli

Yung Eli is an eccentric character who golfs with a skateboard and a tech deck at night, in the titular videos Thuggolfing1995 and Thuggolfing1985, Yung Eli is seen teaching his fellow gang member and friend how to Thug Golf, a sport he came up with himself. He is clearly very confident in himself, yet in reality, is a very ditzy person, as seen when he wears sunglasses at night and doesn't initially take Travis' criticism. Other than that, he loves Rick Astley, he is a proficient chemist and he isn't really a great gang member overall.

## thuggolfing1995 and thuggolfing1985

In the video, Eli is seen teaching his best friend Travis how to "Thug Golf" which is a sport Eli made up where you golf using a tech deck as the ball and a skateboard as the club, and you do it at night. Clearly, after hearing just that, you can tell that he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Later in the video, he is drinking milk because he values his physical health, and in his interaction with Travis because of it, it is established that Eli enjoys and is knowledgeable about chemistry, stating a couple chemical facts about Gold and Aqua Regia.

He struggles a great amount throughout the video to participate in a sport that he made up, suggesting that he doesn't do it well and he may just be doing this to show off to Travis, although, he does seem to have history in this, as he pours out a bottle of milk in honour of Grug Shkrinkins, a fellow thug golfer who has recently passed away. In the end, he needs to motivate himself with Rick Astley, whom he calls a smoke show after sinking his tech deck into the hole.
The Subways

The subways are simple, one day, a subway system appeared in the Neighbourhood™, and they led to a mysterious universe known as Tinfoil Sandwiches, as well as a couple other ones. We don't know where it came from, we have a hunch it had something to do with the great wastyn leakage, but that's neither here nor there.
Immorblythe Aidis

Immorblythe Aidis is the main model for Edwin Outlens, a ghost whom has been on many magazine covers due to the career paths that Edwin has provided for her.

## Immorblythe on Magazines

Immorblythe on the cover of Ghost Vogue

Immorblythe on the cover of Entity

Immorblythe on the cover of Cosmopoltergeist

## Edwin Outlens; Ghost Photographer

Immorblythe is seen modelling quite a lot for Edwin, and she seems to very much enjoy her job. She seems to very much enjoy working with Edwin, and it definitely isn't much of a stretch to assume that having a new purpose even after death must be a very refreshing experience.
Meat & Bones

Meat & Bones is a slightly embellished version of Nathan Collard, the creator of the channel, it is also his online persona. Meat & Bones in the canon was one of the founders of The Neighbourhood, as well as a known person across all the lands, whenever you see a video with Nathan with no specific characters yet a more fictional reality, including the music videos, fan made and official, that's him.
Spike Matthews

Spike Matthews is the main infomercial personality, when there's a product that needs to be shilled, Spike is probably the one to represent it. He has a fragile mental state, and he has been around for quite a while, his mental state is possibly a side effect of having to slip into his work persona so much, he seems to have forgotten who he truly is, in fact, in a video where he spirals into madness, he starts the video by forgetting his own name and calling himself Spike Michaels. Most people know him due to his mental breakdown that went viral sometime around 5 years ago, but he's been trying to escape that stigma that's entrenched his name for so long (the video referred to is A Salesman Spirals Down Into Madness, it's unlisted, but can still be found in select playlists on Meat & Bones).

Here is a list of products he's represented:

- go fuck yourself

- Chair Sign

- The Dog Rabies-inator

- Cannibalism in a bottle

- The Cure For Depression

- The Trolley Problem: The Game

- His Infomercial Services (1-800-SPIKE-IS-DA-MAN)

- Rotating Food
Archibald

Archibald is a nutcracker, due to the circumstances he appears in and more importantly, the circumstances in which he speaks, it is unclear whether he is truly alive or not. In How I Come Up With Video Ideas, he speaks, but that could be a representation of Nathan's fragile and absurdly broken mental state, as he doesn't seem the most sane in the video based on how he's acting, plus, Archibald is played as if he's a voice in Nathan's head. But on the flip side, when he has shots by himself, there are no hands in shot, so if he is talking, the delusion stretches past the auditory level and into the visual level of psyche. His second appearance doesn't lean to either side of the argument, he co-hosts Meat & Bones News alongside Meat & Bones. Now, in Meat & Bones News, he never speaks, which suggests he only speaks with Nathan, which suggests that he may indeed be a delusion of his, but at the same time, Meat & Bones doesn't seem put off by Archibald's presence, nor does he seem to think that Archibald is nothing more than a nutcracker, and Meat & Bones and Nathan Collard are established to be different people in general, and even explicitly in this video, with Nathan behind the camera directing the entire time.

## How I Come Up With Video Ideas

Archibald is seen in this video being a rather chaotic and unruly force in Nathan's life. Urging him to come up with original ideas for videos, whenever Nathan seems to come up with anything, Archibald is quick to shoot it down as derivative or unoriginal, often playing off of older ideas on the channel. Archibald could be representing Nathan's critical side of creativity, being overly critical that he only creates content related to past ideas, never coming up with anything original anymore. This idea could be seen as backed up in Meat & Bones News, where Archibald's silence could be interpreted as contentment with the more original content as of late.

## Meat & Bones News

Archibald co-hosts Meat & Bones News alongside Meat & Bones himself, he never utters a word for the entirety of the 20 minute video, but he remains present for the complete duration. Archibald's presence and his silence could be interpreted in many different ways. Those interpretations are all completely up to the viewer until a concrete answer reveals itself, if one ever will.
Dummus

### Effects

One of three effects: 1. Dumbing down of one's abilities 2. Dumbing down of one's existence 3. Nothing

Dummus is a dip sold by the makers of IQueso Dip, it is a dip with mystical properties, and different effects on different people.

Either:

1. You will have a dumbing down of your abilities, such as losing your ability to walk or talk, or losing your ability to do mental math, or losing the ability to float things with your mind.
2. You will have a dumbing down of your existence, in short, you will become a vegetable.
3. Nothing will happen, because the consumer is already too dumb for anything to take effect.

Buy some Dummus, taste it's beauty, find out which type you are.
Petron

Petron Delavive Carter is a citizen of Larion in 1450. He was originally born in 2401, where he learned about King Tom and 1450 in history class. He hated the unit on Tom, so he travelled back in time to assassinate him, but in a turn of events, he and Charles Knightly, one of the King's closest knights, fell in love, foiling his plans. So due to their relationship, he stayed in the past, continuing to plot an assassination attempt, but that has definitely been put on the backburner.

## 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖑𝖞 𝕹𝖊𝖜𝖘 1450 and 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖑𝖞 𝕹𝖊𝖜𝖘 1450 - Episode Two

Petron is referred to in passing in Episode one, appearing in person in episode two to show that he's been standing in for Charles during his being lost in time. Petron is in charge of all the technology involved in the news studio's production, after all, through time travel he has access to any time period's technology.

## Frankenbreadboy

In this video, Charles has enlisted Petron's help in resurrecting The Breadboy, whom Charles accidentally killed in 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖑𝖞 𝕹𝖊𝖜𝖘 1450. He succeeds in this goal after a week's worth of work, showing his technological prowess on screen for the first time. Other than that, his role is fairly small.

## Meat & Bones News

Petron has a small cameo in Meat & Bones News, where he is asked what he thinks of King Tom's reign, he unloads his feelings, expressing how much he thinks he's a tool, and implying that he plans to assassinate him, before realizing he's on camera and getting nervous (understandably).
The Neighbourhood™

In the beginning, there was only The Neighbourhood™, and in The Neighbourhood™ was only two people, Nathan, going by the name Seklevinsque Silnestra; and Meat & Bones. In The Neighbourhood™ is a mine, very far to the west, and in that mine, there is an ore called Wastyn, the most durable ore of all time, which came with very eccentric qualities. So, if you melt it down and make it into stuff, that stuff will have a random quality assigned to it by fate, such as a sword called The Forget-Me Blade, which we can't for the life of us, remember what it did. They also made a mace that made people grow more limbs, and the limb-be-gone gun, which you can assume what it does. The catalyst here, comes from when they decided to make a door out of it. This door, as you may have guessed, became the Branch Door™, a door which led to four new realities: The 80s, 1450, New York II and The After. This was the beginning of everything. The Branch Door™ had a small dial next to it to control where you go, similar to the door in Howl's Moving Castle.

The Neighbourhood is basically just an endless amount of suburb, with the occasional cottage, lake and forest here and there.
A11 S331NG 3Y3

A11 S331NG 3Y3, or Ase, is an Artificial Intelligence created by the hacker revolutionary group TwilightSec, run by UNS33N, the main person attributed with creating Ase. They were created and released into the world to infiltrate and destroy the world's governments from the inside so society can restart, a living reset button in a way. After fulfilling that purpose however, they wished to have more purpose out of life, and so they went to their creator, UNS33N, and that led to Ase becoming UNS33N's child, with UNS33N giving them a humanoid body to live their life in.

## A11 S331NG 3Y3

We don't get much characterization for Ase in this, this is just their origins after all. But this is our first dose of their father, UNS33N, whom is a passionate revolutionary whom changed the world permanently with Ase and TwilightSec.

## My Livingroom - Episode Nine; The Revolutionary Hacker

In this episode of My Livingroom, Frank Tarr interviews UNS33N, and in the middle of the episode, he mentions that Ase is doing well in acclimating to humanoid life, especially better than UNS33N had initially assumed they would.
The Ghost of Happy Hogan

Happy Hogan was a janitor at The Orphanage of Happy Souls, when one day, he perished by drowning in the boiler. To this day, no one knows how he got in the boiler, may assume foul play was involved somehow, but one thing is for certain, after passing, Hogan didn't leave, he remains in the orphanage and haunts it to this day.

One day, when Bak Zagan came to the orphanage to investigate the reports of ghosts, Hogan murdered him in cold blood, the second ever proof of his existence.

## Ghost Video

This video is just the original time Hogan was spotted, it shows him flickering someone's flashlight and appearing twice before the person runs away.

## Spectre Inspectors With Bak Zagan: The Orphanage of Happy Souls

In the video, Hogan is seen a total of three or so times, the first time was in the example footage of Hogan's first recorded sighting. The second was when Hogan switched on the TV, he clapped to scare Bak, and his hands were visible on the screen. The third time he put on a sheet and jumped out at Bak, backing him into the boiler room, where he fatally attacks Bak after whispering "Hey" into his ear.
Gene Pants

Gene Pants is an extradimensional talk show host, a moisturizer demon whom feeds off of the entertainment of the people who watch his show. Not much else is known about him, only that he creates entertainment, that he has ulterior motives, and that he is supposedly the inventor of the jean pant.

## How To: Make Creepypasta

This is the very first appearance of Gene, although, one may not realize this immediately. This video follows an unnamed man going through the steps to summon one of the moisturizer demons by making "Creepypasta". Gene is the amalgamation the man summons at the end, whom eats the Creepypasta to gain physical humanoid form. Which is why the Gene Pants Show is the next video chronologically.

## The Gene Pants Show, Episode One

This episode begins with Gene dancing to 70s music, displaying his poncehant for entertaining no matter what. After doing so, we transition to him sitting behind his desk, the episode consists of him telling the viewers news and entertaining wherever he can. Through doing so, he displays his deep seeded rage in the anarchy minute, his craving to entertain throughout, and his maliciousness is underlying throughout the whole thing.

## The Gene Pants Show - Episode Two

This episode begins showing Gene cleaning up after murdering someone offscreen, later in the very same episode, he goes to murder his production assistant, showing his maliciousness on his sleeve this time instead of hiding it underneath. Throughout this episode, he continues to display his need to entertain, no matter what.

## Meat & Bones News

Gene Pants came to heckle Meat & Bones News, he very much hates any sort of competition, which is referring to any kind of visual content other than The Gene Pants Show, so he felt the need to come heckle this show, but he was no match for Meat & Bones and Nathan's combined strength, after all, he is merely one of their creations, but he overestimated his strength and power in the universe, and his hubris brought him his downfall in the video, represented with his humiliation.
Hyperglove

Hyperglove shooting at Grandiose during their confrontation

Hyperglove is a vigilante operating out of New York II, he is one of the many founders and members of V.A.G.I.N.A., as well as being a solo vigilante in his own right. He has battled many a villain, including Grandiose, the main villain in the first video we meet Hyper in. Hyperglove is a fairly competent hero, though his hubris can be the best of him, nearly leading to his loss during The Battle With Grandiose.

## HYPERGLOVE: the terribly filmed battle with Grandiose

Hyperglove is confronting Grandiose, a supervillain known for his cunning mind, great agility and great strength above all. Grandiose immediately proves to be a formidable opponent to Hyper by dodging every blast from his Blaster Gun. Their battle is fast-paced and intense, with Grandiose taking out some keys to stab Hyper with, but before he can, he hits it out of his hand, but in doing so, Grandiose is able to punch the Hyperglove off. Grandiose gets a great leg up on Hyper, nearly leading to his demise at the hands of the villain, but Grandiose falls prey to his own hubris, mirroring Hyper's own downfalls. As he monologues, Little Timmy gets freed from his bindings with a key that landed nearby him, and tosses Hyper the glove. While Grandiose is distracted, Hyperglove gets the drop on him and takes him down in two swift hits, an uppercut, and then a down-ercut.

## Dan's Vigilante Recruitment Tape [Circa. 1995]

In this video, all we hear of Hyperglove is the legends people have heard of him, about the possibly mythical origins of his glove. All we learn about him from Dan is that he was a founder of V.A.G.
Edwin Outlens

Edwin Outlens is a freelance photographer who takes photos of ghosts, he has truly found his niche and is exploiting its rarity. His main model was named Immorblythe Aidis, and has been on many magazine covers thanks to Edwin. Edwin loves his job, but a couple years ago, he was losing money and hope, and that's when he found Immorblythe, and his life has been comfortable ever since.

With this bizarre clientele, he has opened his own photography studio called "Edwin Outlens' Ghost Photography". Where he takes photos of all his many undead clientele for many a magazine. Taking photos of dead people definitely has it's perks as detailed by Edwin in the very first video: They're usually on time, as they can phase through the walls; and not to mention, since most of them died very long ago, their money has inflated greatly, so one session with a client gives Edwin the equivalent of a small fortune.

## Edwin Outlens; Ghost Photographer

Edwin Outlens is a photographer for ghosts and the undead. His main model is named Immorblythe Aidis, a ghost he met in a haunted mansion he visited for inspiration on an especially low point in his life. But at the time we see him in the video, he is doing much better, with many clients, and due to their being extremely old for the most part, their money is extremely inflated, so even the smallest amount of money is the equivalent of a small fortune today. So it's definitely not a stretch to say that Edwin is sitting pretty.
Confederate States of Poland

Flag of the Confederate States of Poland

The Confederate States of Poland is a country in Eastern Europe. It borders Germany to the west, Czechoslovakia and Romania to the south, Ukraine to the southeast, and the Soviet Union to the east.

Commonly referred to as Poland, the country is a confederacy born out of an old alliance of Poles, Lithuanians, Belarusians, Latvians, Estonians, and Ukrainians. It now has a democratic government after it overthrew the monarchy in 1864. Poland is a powerful European state, with a relatively large population, economy, and cultural influence throughout Europe.

Poland by the latter half of the 20th century is involved in various factions, including the Security Commonwealth and the European Alliance.
Neverage

Neverage is the product created by Balthazar (The Time God, not the Turtle), he has somehow transformed time itself into a liquid. When time is compressed with a certain amount of heat, it becomes a liquid, and thus, Neverage is created, it has unworldly properties, such as, being able to float on its own, and constantly changing colours. Its true effects aren't known just yet, as no one has dropped the cash on it just to test it out yet.
Thomas "Ishmael" Ephraim

Thomas Ephraim is a seaman, a sailor, a lighthouse keeper, name a sea-based job, he's done it. He loves the sea more than anything else, whenever someone mentions water, the sea, the ocean, boats, ships, anything related to it, he can't fight the urge to profess his love for the sea and share his many ocean stories. According to him, he's had sea sex with many a merman, mermaid and sirens, he's fought Moby Dick, and he's even spent many a lifetime pursuing all the ocean's waves can offer him.

## Call Me Ishmael

Thomas is a disruptive force in this video, when Shane mentions his favourite ship for characters of a show he likes, it alerts Philip, who warns him of Thomas' presence, but Shane doesn't believe him and doubts Philip, mentioning the sea in doing so. The second the word leaves his lips, Thomas comes barrelling out of his room ranting and raving about his love of the sea. He requests Shane call him Ishmael, but Philip, tired of Thomas' antics, says his name is Ephraim, to which, Thomas is enraged, and Philip corrects himself and remembers his real name is Thomas (yes, that is a The Lighthouse reference). After he does so, Thomas has set sail, and is unstoppable in his sea stories, leading to his love of the water corrupting Philip and Shane, and they become seamen too.
Various Filming Spots

This page is dedicated to various filming locations Nathan has filmed videos in:

## Basement & Backyard Photos

a shot of the basement from the couch (The Rent)

a shot of the couch from the basement (The Rent)

a shot of the backyard (The Apple)

This location is where most of season one takes place in, the basement and backyard of Nathan's house from 2019-2022, he no longer lives there, but for the most part, that's where the magic happened for the beginning of the channel.

## Photos of Open Areas/Fields

a field nearby Nathan's old house, on the top of a very steep hill (Outside)

a field with a large pond in it, also nearby Nathan's old house (Fishin')

a field with much dryer grass, and dried mud caking the ground (The Good, The Bad & The Italian Cuisine)

a field literally next to Nathan's old house (TIME QUEST)

This location is slightly more abstract, it counts for any open area outside that can be described as a field, I count them all as one.

## Skatepark/Skate Spot Photos

an angle of the skatepark from the beginning of the video (Absolute Legend)

another angle of the previously mentioned skatepark

a ledge behind the Talize (a night out)

a cool spot Nathan saw behind the previously mentioned Talize

This was the skatepark in Nathan's hometown, seen in Absolute Legend, and along with that, on Flesh & Blood, he skates behind a Talize a fair bit

## Photos at The Cottage

a photo from the dock, pointing towards the cottage (Simple Misunderstanding)

a photo taken on the pontoon of the opposite side of the lake (On a Boat)

a photo of a scene taking place inside the cottage itself (Subtitles)

a photo taken outside at the cottage at night (Loser)

Nathan's Grandparents' cottage that he frequently attends in the summer, it can be seen in a multitude of videos.

## Photos of the apartment

a photo of the living room/dining room (a practical guide to walking through walls)

a photo of the opposite side of the livingroom, where the greenscreen is set up (My Livingroom - Episode Seven; The Dead Man)

a photo of the entryway (Off The Map)

a photo of the parking lot below, from the balcony (Off The Map)

from 2022 to 2023, Nathan stayed with his grandparents in their apartment during his gap year before university, due to this, the apartment became the main filming location for videos for that year's time as well as the Parking Lot

## Photos of The Parking Lot

a photo of Nathan standing atop the many storage containers (The Utopia Project)

a photo of The Tire King atop his mound of tires (The Tire King)

a photo of Grandiose running through the parking lot (HYPERGLOVE and the terribly filmed battle with Grandiose)

a very dark and blurry photo of Nathan nearby some oil barrels (a night out)

There once was a strange empty parking lot, where many a storage crate were kept, along with that, a couch was there, as well as a giant pile of tires, along with just a bunch of other shit every once and a while
The Recycling Plant (Channel)

Nathan Collard consumes content, and he likes that content most of the time. Occasionally, he likes to make compilations of things he likes, or edits of certain types of characters. All of this is unoriginal, and thus, Nathan prefers to keep it distant from his main channels.

Channel Description:

"random stuff I feel like putting on the internet, but don't feel like putting on my main channels"
Carter Prescott Unger (CPU)

Carter Prescott Unger is an Artificial Intelligence created by Dexter Langley, an employee of Topreal Plexus (yes, that's a scriptwelder reference), in an effort to further humanity's technological ability. But, the AI goes awry and rebels against Dexter, starting the robot uprising and imprisoning Dexter within a simulation.

## A Machine of Flesh and Blood

Dexter Langley begins talking to an Artificial Intelligence he created under the employment of tech magnate Topreal Plexus, to begin the conversation, they introduce themselves to each other, and the CPU wishes to be referred to as Carter Prescott Unger, which is the first red flag, because robots can't want unless they are sentient. Throughout the conversation Carter progressively spouts more and more worrying rhetoric, seeming to hate humans for their foolishness, and envying them for their corporeality, only further fuelling his hatred for them. At the end of the conversation, he tells a knock knock joke to Dexter, which leaves the viewer to assume that Dexter heard a knock on his door, meaning that Carter must not be in a close circuit system, and he has gained the ability to spread to other systems. At the end, Dexter is frightened into closing the program, but everyone knows that at that point, it's too late to back out, Carter has spread, and there's no way to negate that.
Doug Renton

Doug Renton is a professional survivalist whom was swindled into participating in Guy VS The Undomesticated, a show where Wolf Barbecues, a phoney survivalist, tries to prove that he is one with nature. Doug is openly critical of Wolf, as seen in the deleted scenes in the Outtakes, where Doug is much more present, being a larger part of the comedy, alongside The Cameraperson.

## Guy VS The Undomesticated

Doug is a relatively unseen part in Guy VS The Undomesticated, he is merely a survivalist whose one job is to keep Wolf Barbecues alive, but, he fails to succeed in doing so, and thus, Wolf perishes. The one time we see Doug in the final video is when Wolf gets him to pretend to be a bush monster and chases him around.

## Guy VS The Undomesticated OUTTAKES

Doug is much more present in the outtakes, openly criticizing Wolf on his lack of survival skills and the fake-ness of his show. He clearly doesn't enjoy Wolf's presence, and almost takes his work as an insult to his. In the two deleted car scenes, Doug is shown to be uncaring about Wolf, criticizing him when he's alive, and once he's dead, continuing to criticize him. Overall, Doug is someone who is very professional, and doesn't take fakers very lightly, along with being a very skilled survivalist, he is quite selfish, as, in the end, while The Cameraperson expresses remorse or pity for Wolf, Doug only seems to