Insanity Of Robots

**Insanity of Robots** is the 16th episode of Season 1 of the *ZongueBob and Friends Adventures* series. The Loungers accidentally get into Union of Independent Systems territory when following the Villain Legion in their plans to expand beyond Villains Act reach. They go to the planet of Bagoldeon where they get into trouble with the local inhabitants thanks to The Robber, a guy in serious debt with a gang lord and as a result, they get roped into slavery by an evil wizard named Wavelength, who is secretly aiming to mind-control the robopunk Half-Omnican menace called Dead-Eye, who is in service with the Villain Legion, but has power being sought after by a UIS-enemy menace known as Doctor Iniquitous, an anti-biological fanatic who wants to assimilate everything into machinery, as Wavelength has just been turned into an Omnican to serve him, and with the Robber fulfilling a prophecy of triggering the Dead-Eye's invasion by taking golden orbs to settle his debt. The Loungers end up meeting Iniquitous' initial archenemies Team Cibarron who explain who he is and help them stop him and the Villain Legion from destroying everything and using Dead-Eye's army to assimilate everything starting with Bagoldeon.

## Scenes

#### **Prologue**

Baghdad

* Nefarious: CURSE YOU, LODGERS!!! CURSE YOU, AND YOUR RIPOFF FRIENDS!!!
* Axle: DON’T FORGET ME!!!
* Nefarious: OH YEAH, THAT COP ZIGZAG USED AS A BODYGUARD!!! I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD DIE IN THE LINE OF DUTY, OR DIE TO THOSE CROCS!!!
* Axle: I’M AN ELECTRIC EEL, BITCH, DEAL WITH IT!! (Team Nefarious escaped)
* Ratchet: YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN!!!
* Thief: ("What a bunch of chumps. They are SO out of practice fighting us.")
* Robber: ("What a bunch of chumps. They must be SO out of practice fighting the Lodgers.")
* Tack: You saved us!
* SpongeBob/ZongueBob: Just doing my job. (They looked at each other)
* Yumyum:… I must ask… What’s with the other you?
* SpongeBob: These are the Clam Lounge Squadron. They’re… Us from another dimension.
* Icky: And an ALIEN one at that.
* ZongueBob: ZongueBob QuadPants, at your service, Princess… Uh…
* Yumyum: Yumyum.
* ZongueBob:…
* Ruke: (He did this)

* Yumyum:… If I had gold for every time I've been mocked for the name, it would be enough to make the Golden City even more golden.... TEN TIMES OVER!
* Ruke: I-i-i-i-i-ii-i-i-It's nothing personal, it's just, YUMYUM?! Hahahahaha! YOUR PARENTS ARE IDIOTS FOR CALLING YA THAT!!
* King Nod: EXCUSE ME!?
* Lord Cen: (Smacks Ruke) HE DOESN'T REPRESENT US!! He has the respect of an ACTUAL idiot.
* King Nod:... Well, I can certainly see that you are like the Lodgers. Sometimes you have members that lack manners.
* ZongueBob: Well this is suddenly turning more awkward then how it went in Bagoldeon.
* Tack:… Bagoldeon?
* Axle: Must I ask what that is?
* Chief Bullington: I suppose that may be their dimension’s version of this world.
* Jannet: Ooooh, do tell.
* Yumyum: Yes. Sounds like an interesting story. Our people need time to fix the damage Doctor Nefarious and ESPECIALLY Zigzag caused.
* Belmen: We CAN fix it for you with our magic.
* Yumyum: No, I insist. (The Brigand guards nodded no)
* Belmen: Ah, I’m sure they’ve done fine enough without us. Nobody visits this world frequently anyway.
* Yumyum:… Fair enough. (Belmen magically fixed the damage as the guards sighed in relief) BUT DON’T THINK YOU GUYS EARNED A BREAK! The place STILL needs maintenance. GET TO WORK! (They scrambled and did so)
* Peri: GOOD LUCK, BOYS!!!
* Axle: My WORD, your highness. You’ve become more queenly than the last time I was here.
* Tack: We’ve all grown. I talk more frequently now.
* Sonny:… So, who wants to hear the story of how we saved the, in your terms, AUU Golden City?
* King Nod: It’s called Baghdad.
* Icky: We are NOT calling it that. Trust me. We have our reasons.

#### **Bagoldeon**

* (Sonny): There was a prophecy told, of a lost golden world.
* (Tully): Ugh, Sonny, did you HAVE to describe it like El Doritos?
* (Tack): Oh gosh you’re right. It IS our world.
* (Sonny): AHEM! I mean, The prophecy told of a LOST RICH WORLD! A world with the richest of rare Gold Rarium. It was sought by dozens of explorers and-
* (Tully): STILL El Doritos.
* (Sonny): Would you SHUT, UP?!?… Dozens of explorers. Yet the history of this world… Is limited to only ONE city. The Golden City of Bagoldeon. It was a myth of many worlds made by those who dreamed of adventure-
* (Tully): Okay SERIOUSLY?!?
* (Sonny): CAN SOMEBODY SHUT HIM UP FOR ME?!? (A corking was heard) THANK YOU! Now where was I?… Bagoldeon had cities made of, NOT gold, but rarium ore. With the entire planet’s gold rarium owned by this wealthy and scientifically advanced kingdom, they quickly prospered, growing in power practically overnight. On a planet that is tidally locked, with the sun directly atop it…. (The depiction has the place roasted in flames) NONONO, THE PLANET IS TOO FAR FROM THE SUN FOR THAT!!! (It immediately went back to normal) So this city was the ONLY city on the planet…. At the start, anyway. Many smaller cities were made, yet this remained strong. The Sun was considered a sacred protector against the dark. They considered night and even space a darkness god. A figment of evil.
* (Xoriago): They were kinda DUMB that way.
* (Sonny): It was a grand utopia. But the more it grew, the more powerful it became with riches, technology, and magic. But what happens to power when it grows big enough? People try to steal it. The stories claimed ships from the darkness came and unleashed multi-eyes ugly demons at them.
* (Cephward): AKA, those pesky Fyrrhenoids. Power-hungry croaks!
* (Ratchet): Oh great. You have your own Tyrrhenoids?
* (Sonny): If that’s what your own Fyrrhenoids are, then yes. But they were driven off by their magic. The magic of the sun. None of them knew WHAT the Fyrrhenoids really came for. But it was something important involving ancient technology from the Teadr 1 Era. They built Bagoldeon atop something they had no understanding of… Before we came. But all they did know was… Their sun revered the location of Bagoldeon, so long as the tallest tower held three golden balls. (Jokey and Icky were heard snickering). But according to the prophecy, if they were ever removed, Bagoldeon would be in grave danger. The sun would lose its connection, Bagoldeon would lose its gold, and everything would fall into the darkness…. Yet… It also stated… It may be saved, by the unlikeliest souls with the unlikeliest strengths.
* (SpongeBob): Yep. DEFINITELY this world.
* (Squidward): Oh you don’t saaaaaaaay!!!
* (Sonny): BUT… There’s a hidden story here. It IS that story… AND more.
* ???:… ("DAMMIT ALL TO HEEEEELLL!!!! SOMEONE STOLE MY STOLEN STUFF!!!") (He was seen as a Morphoid in a long black robe who saw his entire place in the alley was ransacked)
* Morphoid: ("DO THEY HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH EFFORT IT TOOK TO GET THOSE?!? Those absolute THIEVES taking from a THIEF that is TOO AT THE END OF HIS ROPE!!!") (He threw things everywhere)… ("Welp. Looks like I gotta start from scratch. No!… Be BETTER! Be the BEST DAMNED THIEF ON THIS PLANET!!!") (He went out and into the streets)
* ???: MAKE WAAAAAAAAY! MAKE WAAAAAAAAAAY!!! (A stylish wizard strolled through in dazzling magic)
* Wizard: GREETINGS, MY FAIR FOLK, I HAVE COME WITH GIFTS TO GIVE, TO THOSE IN GREAT NEED!
* Robber: ("GIFTS?!? Hmmmmm… The wondrous wizard Wavelength. THAT’S IT!!! Ohhhohoho! Luck, thy name is ME!!!") (He snuck through and in towards Wavelength)
* Wavelength: YES, THESE GIFTS I BRING, SHALL GIVE US PROSPERITY, BEYOND ONE’S BELIEF! (The Robber snuck into the gift hover-carriage and opened it)
* Robber: ("HellOOOOO MOM-HUUUUH?!?") (He was surprised to find hidden beneath was oodles of alien technology)… ("HO… LY… SUN!!! I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT!!! WITH THESE… Whatever they are, I’ll have a chance against those other thieves! Night, I just might get MY stuff back! HOOOO, THE THINGS I’M GONNA DO AFTER THI- (One of the bodyguards found him)…. ("Awwwwww crap!") (He was thrown out and in front of Wavelength)
* Bodyguard: Looks like SOMEONE tried to steal your gifts, my lord!
* Wavelength:… Big mistake, you thief! The penalty is horrid! OFF TO THE PALACE!!! (They cuffed and pinned him down)
* (Thief): ("Geez! It just was NOT your day!")
* Robber: (He saw a better thief taking one of the gifts while they weren’t looking) ("THAT CHEATING SON OF A BITCH!!!") (He flipped him off) ("AH-…. Oh that’s just cold!")

Later…

* Wavelength: (He was thrown into a cell) I’d cut off your hands. But you deserve much worse pain. You’re food for my bird! (His bodyguards chuckled wildly as they left)
* Robber:… ("Well this is just PERFECT! I get screwed by some better thieves before I hit the big leagues!!! WHY DO THE UUNIVERSES HATE ME?!?")

#### **Wavelength and Team Iniquitous**

* Wavelength: (He snuck through the halls and entered a hidden entrance, teleporting to a new but almost familiar space station)… OH INIQUITOUS! The planet has become ours! Cibarron has lost!
* ???: And, NOBODY suspects us? Not a single soul on that primitive planet?
* Wavelength: Our space station, no. Satellites I’ve labeled stars, of wondrous fortune.
* ???: Haha! Clever. It’s REAL easy to fool those primitives. We keep this charade up, the source of ultimate power for my new superweapon will be MINE!
* ???: Sir? There IS one other matter concerning the inhabitants. A robber. One who has… SEEN part of our plan. He tried to steal from Wavelength, TWICE.
* Wavelength: He is no concern. He’s a bumbling buffoon. He’ll just kill himself.
* ???: HAAAH!!! I bet THAT would be funny to watch. Like one of those O’Wilde and Speedo cartoons. Soon, the moment we’ve been waiting for, WILL BE NIGH! SO, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?!
* ???: Well, just one thing, that doesn’t have to do with the inhabitants, but… The UIS.
* ???: Oy! THOSE control freaks again? What did they do THIS time?
* ???: Well they, against what they would normally do, have… Sent some… Concerning new heroes. (He showed a holographic image of the Clam Loungers)…
* ???:… WhaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**- (He froze up as comical AUU music played)…
* Wavelength:… Oy, not this again. Though it is very funny… It gets annoying. (He slapped him as he was revealed to be AUU Doctor Nefarious)
* AUU Dr. Nefarious: -**AAAAAAAAAAT?!?** THOSE LODGER RIPOFFS CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO MEDDLE IN OUR PLANS!!!
* Wavelength: Ah, we can stop them. These people despise the dark. Perhaps them as well.
* AUU Doctor Nefarious: NOT STOP THEM!!! CRUSH THEM!!! DESTROY THEM!!! **ANNIHILATE THEM!!!** BEFORE THEY COME NEAR OUR SPACE!!!
* AUU Lawrence: On our to-do list for sure. But in the meantime, I recommend engaging the safety on that gun of yours, you’ve lost enough of your troops as it is.
* AUU Doctor Nefarious: IT'S NOT EVEN LOADED, YOU PARANOID NANCY!!! WATCH!!! (Pulls the trigger and unknowingly fires ammunition that ends up hitting a red barrel that two troopers happened to be transporting, causing a dramatic explosion)...
* Wavelength:… I now understand. These "Dark Radicals" were right. BAD for Villains Act.
* AUU Doctor Nefarious: OH SHUT IT! AND STOP SPEAKING IN HAIKUS FOR THE GODS' SAKE!!!

(Later…)

* Wavelength: Have some tea, my king. It will soothe your aching mind. It will make you swell. (The king drank the poisoned tea which made him act weird and lethargic)… See, nothing to fear. I, your great vizier, will stand, long until you die.
* King:… Urrrhhhhggggaahh!… Dododo… Dooo it.
* (SpongeBob): You know, suddenly someone as odd as King Nod ACTUALLY makes sense with context like that.
* Wavelength: I shall do as told. But just look out at the balls. Their magic protects!
* King: Auuuhhh, auuuh… But… The VISIONS! The DEMONS! The ONE-EYED DEMON!!!
* Wavelength: No one-eyed demons! These stars so bright shine for us. They give good fortune.
* King: I KNOW WHAT I SAW, JUST DO SOMETHING!!! YOU ARE MY PRIZED WIZARD!!!
* Wavelength: Simply calm yourself. I have it under control. The kingdom is safe.

Meanwhile…

* Robber: ("YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, NAAAAAAAOOOO!!!”) (He kept going at the balls with a javelin, but it didn’t work, and the heroes just kept watching when he crashed comically)
* Citizen: MY COBBAGES!!!
* Ruke: PFFFFFFT! I can watch this loser all day! At least thieves totally SUCK on this planet.
* Sau: It might just be him specifically, to be fair.
* Qoria: Shouldn’t we do something?
* Eps: Nah. Ruke’s right. This is really funny.
* Lord Cen: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!
* Eps: Ugh, we get it, we're bad for ya 'cuz ya don't wanna upset UIS for us BEING HERE!!
* Lord Cen: WITHIN FAIR REASON!! Now, say what you will about their politics, why, some of us don't necessarily agree with them really, but there's disagreeing with them, AND THEN THERE'S WANTING TO INCUR THEIR WRATH!!
* Stryke: Look, if it helps, this has nothing to do with UUF business, this is solely just me having a personal thing with Iniquitous, nothing more, nothing less.
* Lord Cen: That doesn't change the fact you are still strongly on their bad side!!
* Stryke: Look, bud. You’re here for the Villain Legion, WE’RE here for Iniquitous. So if you don’t want any ire with THEM, let us do OUR thing, and we’ll let YOU do YOURS! Sound fair?
* Cen: Fine by me!

#### **Dead-Eye**

Years ago…

* Fyrrhenoid Commander: HOLD THE LINE!!! THAT OMBER DOES NOT GO NEAR THE DOCTOR OR THE BIOMECHANATOR!!! (Team Cibarron kept blasting their way through his forces)
* Stryke: C’MON, TEAM!!! TAKE THESE F\*\*\*\*RS DOWN!!
* Robot Ranger: YOU HEARD THE SARGEANT, BOYS!!!
* Ponder: AND FOR THE GODS’ SAKES, DO SOMETHING USEFUL AND DON’T LEAVE US TO DO THE WORK!!!
* Robot Ranger #2: HEY WE DO STUFF!!! R-32 DID STICK HIS FINGER IN THST FORCE FIELD TRANSFORMER ON FYRRHENOSIS!!
* Ponder: I MEANT BETTER THAN THAT!!!
* Fyrrhenoid:… My home!!!…
* Fyrrhenoid Lieutenant: SIR, THOSE GUYS ARE MASSACRING US!!!
* Fyrrhenoid: PUT SOME BACKBONE INTO IT!!! THEY TOOK OUR HOME, AND OUR MA, THEY WON’T TAKE ANYMORE!!! (He annihilated dozens of Robot Rangers) FOR INIQUITOOOOOUS!!! (He annihilated an entire armada of Robot Rangers)… WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?
* Eps:… Okay… As insane as this sounds, that guy is BADASS! (Suddenly a Biobliterator-like device appeared in front of him)
* Iniquitous: Deviditus. You got A FIRE INSIDE OF YOU!
* Fyrrhenoid: DOCTOR!
* Stryke: INIQUITOUS!
* Deviditus: Uh, YES I DO! That Omber won’t be going near you so long as I’m around.
* Iniquitous: Then consider yourself promoted!
* Deviditus: REALLY?!
* Iniquitous: And to YOU, Stryke, I have to admit, you are a FAR MORE WORTHY adversary than that IMBECILIC Charge! But I have UUniverses to conquer, so our game MUST END HERE!… TORRANCE?!? (He got the remote) NOW COMMENCES, THE EPOCH OF ROBOTS!!! (He pressed a button but it instead had a hologram of him doing an embarrassing dance as Eps chuckled)… UAAAAAAGH!!! **TORRAAAAANCE!!!**
* Torrance: Oh dear, that was your audition for Unigalaxic Idol, wasn’t it? Oh my mistake sir! Dreadfully sorry. (He gave him the real remote)… By all means sir, carry on.
* Iniquitous: Ugh! Never gonna get my reputation back after that one.
* Stryke: YA NEVER EVEN HAD ONE, ROBO-BOY!!
* Iniquitous: OH SHUT UP!!! Ahem… Deviditus Atecus Eytasmion? You have been promoted!
* Deviditus: YES!!!
* Iniquitous: AS MY FIRST TEST SUBJECT!!! (He pressed the button and the Biomechanator charged up)
* Deviditus: WHAT?! SIR, WHA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? (He was zapped by the device and was transformed into a robot as Iniquitous cackled)… MUST… ANNIHILATE… SQUISHIES!!!
* Fyrrhenoid #2: OH MY GOSHOLAR!!! HE TURNED COMMANDER DEVIDITUS INTO A BOT?!
* Fyrrhenoid #3: Ya know in hindsight, maybe working with a guy with an extreme hate boner for all things biological was gonna end poorly for us- (They were all transformed into robots)
* Beazley: YOU BASTARD!!
* Iniquitous: (Dubbed as Peter Griffin) GUUUILLTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyy… !!! (He kept going on as the Biomechanator flew off)
* Deviditus:… DESTROY, SQUISHIES!!! (The roboticized Fyrrhenoids attacked them and had better coordination and smarts than before)

(Later…)

* Deviditus: (He came in and found Iniquitous as he kept an ear on the transmission)
* (Zed): THERE IT IS! The launch sequence has already been engaged! If it gets into space, Qeldin won’t have a chance!
* (Stryke): THEN IT’S TIME FOR A LITTLE CHANGE IN FLIGHT PLANS! (Deviditus saw them halo jumping towards Iniquitous)
* Deviditus: Oh no you don’t, he’s MINE!!! (He fired his railgun at him but kept missing) NOO!!! (They landed with their hover thrusters)
* Iniquitous: YOU AGAIN?!?
* Stryke: NOBODY messes with MY PLANET!
* Iniquitous: YOU MISERABLE RODENT!! YOU WILL REGRET YOUR INSOLE- (Stryke threw his wrench literally into his plans) Oh s\*\*\*! (He dodged as the wrench destroyed the controls)
* Eps: Flight’s officially cancelled!
* Iniquitous: UAAAAAHHHHH!!! TORRANCE!!…. Torrance?… **TOOOOOOOORRAAAAAANCE?!?** (A hologram of Torrance appeared)
* (Torrance): How can I be of assistance?
* Iniquitous: ANNIHILATE THEM!!!
* (Torrance): Sorry, didn’t quite catch that.
* Iniquitous: Ah-… I said DESTROY THEM!!!
* (Torrance): Speak up, the signal is getting bad.
* Iniquitous: **I SAID ANNIHILATE-**
* (Torrance): AHHH, GOT’CHA!! You’ve reached my holomail. Leave your name and message after the Blorp. (BLORP)
* Iniquitous: DRRRGH!!! FINE! I’ll do it myself!
* Ponder: Yourself? What can YOU do? There’s six of us and only one of YOU- (He blasted them all with hand energy blasts) DAAAH!!
* Eps:… Of course you realize, THIS MEANS WAR! (They fought as Deviditus tried to blast Iniquitous multiple times but he couldn’t get a clear shot)
* Deviditus: C’MON, HOLD STILL, DAMN YOU!!! (Soon Iniquitous fell to his knees) Wha?
* Iniquitous: I AM, DEFEATED!!! I HAVE NO CHOICE- \*Cough cough cough\* BUT TO THROW MYSELF ON YOUR MERCY!!
* Stryke: Really? Uh, I mean, THAT’S RIGHT, INIQUITOUS! (Deviditus had a clear shot) THIS IS WHERE YOUR REIGN OF TERROR COMES TO AN-
* Iniquitous: (He blasted off as Deviditus' clear shot was lost) SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
* Stryke: DIRTY LITTLE-
* Deviditus: DIRTY LITTLE-

(Later…)

* Iniquitous: AHHHH, THE HUMILIATION!!! DEFEATED BY SQUISHIES!!! OHHH I WILL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN!!!
* Voice: Warning: Critical meltdown, in 60 seconds.
* Iniquitous:… Ugh! Torrance? Engage the teleporter!
* Torrance: Of course, sir! It just needs a 60-second cooldown.
* Iniquitous: IT WAS ALREADY USED BEFORE?! WHEN?!
* Torrance: You transported all those Fyrrhennoids here, remember?
* Iniquitous:... Oh. Maybe having a teleporter operating on a cooldown system, was not one of my better ideas.
* Torrance: Evidently, sir.
* Voice: Time’s up!
* Iniquitous: WHAT?!? THAT WASN’T EVEN CLOSE TO 60 SECOND- (The Biomechanator exploded)
* Deviditus:… NOOOOOO!!! (He was changed back to normal along with all the other Fyrrhenoids)… GRRRRHH!!! THAT WAS MY REVENGE!!! DAMN THOSE HEROES!!! **DAMN THEM!!!**… They will PAY!!! (It cut to him receiving intense cybernetic implants and turned into what he is today)… Time for action! Wherever Iniquitous is… I’m COMING for him!

Meanwhile, In Outer Space…

* Iniquitous: (He and Torrance were stuck on an asteroid) WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN’T TELEPORT TO A PLANET?!?
* Torrance: I’m afraid we’re well out of range, sir.
* Iniquitous: OUT OF RANGE?! HOW THE HELL CAN A TELEPORTER HAVE THAT FLAW?!? AND HOW COME IT’S NEVER BEEN A PROBLEM UNTIL NOW?!?
* Torrance: Remote-operated teleportation is not going to have unlimited range, sir. Perhaps if you had bothered to get a BETTER teleporter remote…
* Iniquitous: UUUUHHHHGH! Well, when WILL we be in range?
* Torrance: Oh, something will come up, one of these days. I estimate… 5, or 10 THOUSAND years.
* Iniquitous: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!!! (He banged his head on the asteroid)
* Torrance:… I suppose with that, you would be good at playing drums.
* Iniquitous: (Glass-shatter shocked expression)… (It cut to far away) **TOOOOOOOOOOOORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNCE-** (He froze up again)
* Frequency: OH HANNA! OH ACE!!

(Later…)

* Iniquitous:… Uhhhhhgh!… Doctor Iniquitous' Log, Day 612 on this… LONELY DRIFTING PURGATORY!! My only NONIMAGINARY companion is that useless imbecile Torrance! The question is… Who am I REALLY TALKING TO?! I’ve been marooned in deep space by that wretched rodent and Secret Agent Click! But it’s aaaall gooood, thanks to my robotic nature and my superior intellect, sharpened against the ONLY competitor savvy enough to BRING it! (He was playing chess with himself)… Doctor Mischievous!… I’ve been striving to make the rocks from here and anywhere available into a functional fossil fuel of choice… With limited… (He was spitting it out multiple times)… Limited… LIMITED… Success…. But TODAY?! Torrance has proved his worth once more and brought a new optimum to my most PRESSING endeavor. We should be arriving at the nearest space station, in 3, 2, WHAAAAAAA?! (They drifted into the remains of a space station)… TORRAAANCE!! What’s going OOOON?!? You said we were coming within range of a SPACE STATION!!!
* Torrance: Well we WERE, sir. How was I to know it would suddenly explode?
* Iniquitous: **TORRAAAAA-** (His dome head suddenly lit up)… TORRANCE, YOU MAD GENIUS!!!! You’ve FINALLY redeemed yourself!!! C’MON! (He flew in along with Torrance and found some electronics)… Torrance? Time to get us some NEW real estate. (An entire montage of them transforming the destroyed space station into his currently-used space station was seen)

Meanwhile…

* Dividitus:… (He was now Dead-Eye as he lead entire clone legions) DEAD-EEEEYES!!… THE TIME TO ACT IS AT HAND! TOO LONG HAVE WE SUFFERED UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF TEAM INIQUITOUS!! FOR NOW, THEY ARE HERE ON BAGOLDEON, AS WE SPEAK!! (He ate on mutton) AND SO IS TEAM CIBARRON!! BUT WE ARE READY!! I SHALL GRIND THEM, TO THE WIRE!! (He took another bite) AND THEN, SPIT THEM OUT! (He spit the meat out) THEY WILL STRIKE AT THE CAPITAL CITY! AND SO WE WILL STRIKE AT THEM! WITH A GRAND MACHINE OUR VILLAIN LEGION PROVISIONS HAVE OFFERED, EVERYTHING THEY BUILT WILL FALL, AND SO WILL INIQUITOUS AND CIBARRON, AND ONLY THEN WILL THEY PAY FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO ME!! (The clones cheered)

#### **Loungers vs. Team Iniquitous vs Villain Legion**

Outside Bagoldeon

* Dead-Eye:… At last. Revenge is within my iron grasp.
* (Crobra): AAAND OUUUURS!!!
* Dead-Eye: YES, YOURS TO!!! (They arrived in a massive war machine with animation heavily detailing the design, as it was like a Halo Scarab, but more heavily armored, long rows of laser and plasma cannons, four large and powerful scorpion arms packed with symmetrical interactive pincers, energy claws and central cannons, a mouth with buzzsaw teeth and a massive mass accelerator cannon, wardrums played by clones, a force fielded upper open command deck, lava vats for scorching up the battlefield, laser spikes all over its surfaces, back-mounted ballistic launchers, and with deployed clone armies in heavy robotic armor, arm cannons, laser spikes, Fyrrhenoid dropships, attack saucers, and mechs, and war robots with downloaded clone consciousnesses)
* Iniquitous: HAHAHAAAAA! They call THAT a war machine?! I’LL SHOW THEM A WAR MACHINE!!! (He got out a giant mech identical to him)
* Scowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!
* Stryke: GREAT! THERE'S NO BETTER SIZE FOR YOUR EGO, IS THERE, INIQUITOUS?!
* (Iniquitous): SHUT YOUR HEAD SPHINCTER!! My ego outsizes ANY war machine. Even the bigger ones I never have an occasion to use.
* Dead-Eye: I fear NO war machine you have, Doctor!
* Bongki: Are we being ignor- (Wavelength trapped them in a magic energy bubble) Okay, no we’re not.
* Zhensi: On the bright side, we'll get lucky and they’ll take each other out.
* Dead-Eye: This is OUR superweapon, Iniquitous! NOT YOURS!
* (Iniquitous): HAH! Amusing a Fyrrhenoid thinks he has a chance at controlling power you can’t possibly imagine like I can. Especially a hypocrite like you, rejecting my robotic gift when you’re more machine than squishy now.
* Dead-Eye: I CHOSE this, whilst YOU gave me no such volition. This weapon belongs to my NEW friends now.
* (Iniquitous): What new friends? All I see are clones, and all I hear is some squishy no better than me.
* (Crobra): Well this SQUISHY is more powerful than you’ll ever BE!
* Dead-Eye: Don’t try convincing me to betray my new master. He has all you never had. Final warning. Relinquish the weapon to us!
* (Iniquitous): Final answer, NEVER! You’ll have to go through me.
* Dead-Eye: That’s the plan. DEAD-EYES… ATTAAAAACK!!! (The clones armed up and attacked)
* Qoria: Uh, HELLO?! We’re STILL IN HERE!!!
* Wavelength: This concerns you not. This is between two rivals. Nothing more or less.
* Sanjay: What is with your poetic articulation?!
* Archindarce: Better question is, did he forgot WE got magic too? (Belmen used his magic to free them from the bubble)
* Wavelength: Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. Looks like you chose the hard way. As it’s always been.
* Belmen: What exactly IS Iniquitous offering that warrants your aid in all this?!
* Wavelength: Isn’t it clear here? Iniquitous shares my goal. Conquest of the stars.
* Xoriago: Oh, geez, another power-hungry loser. How ORIGINAL!!
* Wavelength: YOU SHALL BE SILENT!!! THIS DAY GOES IN HISTORY! YOU WON’T INTERFERE!
* Belmen: TRY AND STOP US! (They fought him while Iniquitous and Dead-Eye’s war machines fought)

(Later…)

* Robber: ("Well, GREAT! Now everything’s going to the CRAPPER!… Mmmmmm, plus-side, I GET TO LOOT THE GOOD CRAP THAT COMES OUT OF IT!!! Oh my GOD, I just heard myself.") (He went out into the collapsing war machines as the heroes were fighting them. He saw in great chaotic detail the destruction via each member of the Lounge) ("Showoffs. I could’a taken this down with my eyes closed, like that time I… Uh… When was that time?") (He was nearly hit by falling debris with Xoriago screaming) ("Ah! F\*\*\* me, I wish I never had such distracting inner-monologue.")
* (Thief): ("Kinda why a lot of people hated my movie. Or at least, the Miramax version.")
* Robber: ("Bupadupadupadup! C’mon, Whatsyournane, just do what your dad taught you. When in doubt… Dodge, jump, move, dodge, jump, move!") (He dodged all the falling debris looting all he could) ("Well ya see, that wasn't so bad, right?") (He continued stealing valuables while avoiding the obstacles, including the three golden balls)… ("Ah-ha!") (He saw the chaos destroying the war machine he was in)… ("Hah. Next time, separate the internals next time, you noobs- WHOA!!") (He was launched and comically beaten across the carnage by the carnage itself as he head on tightly to his stolen loot) ("WHAT IS THIS, SOME KINDA AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE?!") (He fell into a trolley cart) ("Okay NOW karma is pissing me off.") (He rode through with a Goofy scream, forward and backward) ("HOW AM I NOT FULL OF HOLES AND PROJECTILES RIGHT NOW?!") (He crashed through a chamber and was now in a hovership) ("WHA?! OKAY, COOL, BUT C’MAAAAAAN!!!") (He dove down with cartoon plane sound effects) ("MAYDAY MAYDAY, LOSING ALTITUDE!! WHERE’S THE CONTROLS ON THIS-") (He saw elaborate controls)… ("Oh f\*\*\* me!") (He cartoonishly stretched as he crashed) ("NYAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!") (He flew across the carnage further) ("AHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHH, GIMME A BLEEDING BREAK!!")