The Bible

*Surder, sarm, the gencrows will cause politicians harm*

**TEN COMMANDMENTS:**

1. Once a crow always a crow
2. Anarchy. Anarchy is the answer.
3. Steal snacks, its required. Shiny things too.
4. Loud and proud, someone be mean you STAB
5. All genders allowed, alright, ok.
6. No homophobia, racism, or sexism. We’re nice people here
7. CHOSA (chaos)
8. Spread the motto. It’s required. We’re a cult, so we act like it
9. No fandom hate, its ok to have your opinions but don’t be a jerk
10. Philza minecraft is God

-Mint

* Pond is c! satan
* c!Ms.Beloved is goddess of all (vouch-squid)
* c!spoki is a biblically accurate angel
* all crows are shapeshifters
* c! onyx writes the scripture
* antihero gay furry minions will kill god
* c!minion can kill c!god
* c!elon killed c!vonix and c!jesus revived them
* c!jesus revived c!onyx
* dni if bfi+
* white womans instagram is our gospel
* never look up gay furry minions
* shark has been executed
* c!tesla is i’m c! reece’s living room dead room
* c! jesus  is gay, trans ftm
* c!ichigo wants to be included, and calls dibs on who dies, cool gaymer aunt
* c!squid-sad gay cousin
* c!shark- forgotten uncle (aka shart)
* c!arc- background character barley mentioned
* c!luca- c!minion master
* c!gru
* c!radio lesbian wine aunt
* c!misery is gay
* sherk is canon
* c!isaac lives in cardboard box
* c! alex sits in corner
* c! luca is vegan, hates arbys
* c! isaac is c!arbys dad
* c!brown m&m is married to c!radio
* c!bowser married to c!bee, c!kat is their child
* c!Bee cheated on c!bowser with c!ratios computer, c!kat got trauma
* C!bee 2 bf: c!William Afton, c!Stanley(Stanley Parable); husbands: c!bowser, c!radios computer
* C!kj is c!bee parent
* c!Billzo is c!bee grandma
* C!reece is c!kats kid
* C!reece married to c!roi, their kid c!russo
* c!delilah is the the pastor
* c!lissi is an angel
* c!soup is king soup
* c!cc!ranboo is c!squids grandfather c!jellybean is their other grandfather
* gay= slay
* c!lissi, c!miku, and c!squid were married
* c! reece is married to garlic bread
* c!billzo is c!delilahs mom
* c!toby is c!carbonara protector
* c!reece and c!reeces
* c!boom and c!mocha are married 💍
* c!mocha is a bearded dragon
* c!radio is a war criminal
* C!mint is definitely “not” a small god or anything lol
* titties!walter white is in existence(see below)
* C!juno is c!miku, c!lissi, and c!squids kids
* C!Squids aware of his non-existence
* Whenever squid does stuff with her hair(cutting/dyeing it) c!squids hair does the same thing over night
* GL!Ranboo deserved better
* Toby is the newest gencrow (loser)
* C!sink and c!void have broken up atleast 3 times already and the kid always gets left with c!void
* C!void is forced in a relationship
* C!bliu dog is the best boy, we love Frankie <33
* C!frankie eats in his cage cause the other dogs eat his food
* C!Squid coughed up baby Luigi now shes their trans daughter
* C!Reece has adopted C!Ichigo, C!Luca, and C!Squid along with already having C!Russo
* C!Julie is C!Squid, C!Miku, and C!Lissis dog
* C!Juno is the God of Weed
* C!Juno, C!Syler, and C!Kaito are married
* C!Squid has coughed up another baby: Adrien Agreste who is also their transfem daughter
* C!Lissi divorces C!Squid and Miku

* c rosemary is mother mary and mikus mom
* squid x onyx x miku x karen x vanessa (aka gooseberry+++)
* Squid gives birth to Sheldon
* C!Elijah and C!Bee are partners/p