Mpho Modise

"Homosexuality is morally unsound."

Mpho Modise, more commonly referred to as 'The Botswanan Midget', was the bearer of Chad Gibbs' chinese takeaway for the entirety of the rulers reign. He was awarded the Medal of Bravery after he fought off a pack of mutated bison with a detached steering wheel whilst procuring the aforementioned oriental cuisine.

## Bio

Born in Boleki Village, Botswana, Modise experienced a tribal upbringing. The identity of his parents is unknown. Despite being a PORG, the young Mpho would join his fellow tribesmen on hunts, one day breaking a tribe record of 14 lions caught and skinned singlehandedly. He was abducted by Marvel superhero, Black Panther, whilst out hunting one day, aged 7. Not much else is known of the Botswanan's upbringing.

Taken to Wakanda following on from his kidnapping, Modise was made chief of the Border Tribe, where he kept guard of the borders of the technology driven state. Mpho acquired a mountable rhinoceros, which he named Michael Jackson, he rode the beast into battle upon many occasion during his teen years. Modise later fell out with his beloved rhinoceros after he misgendered it - leading to the animal leaving his care, along with its horn tearing Modise's favourite dashiki.

Modise lived in Wakanda until the age of 19, when he was traded as part of a swap deal for a Darren Bent 100 Club Match Attax Card. Mpho was sent to Chinese Taipei as a result of this. Entirely unaware of not only his destination, but also his role upon arrival, the young man acquired an unhealthy reliance on Kinder Eggs. It is said that he had amassed a collection of 1,763 miniature toy collectibles by his 20th birthday.

Modise was eventually unblindfolded a long two years after inside the grounds of Colchester Castle. He was greeted by the smiling face of professional racist, Chad Gibbs. Gibbs had an obsession with PORGs, and to meet such an accomplished midget had truly ticked an item off his bucket list. His new possessor was a particular fan of a King Poo chicken - he asked that Mpho deliver a chinese takeaway to the castle fornightly; and inbetween simply sit in the throne room, providing regular amusement to Lord Gibbs.

Many details of the Botswanan's time in Colchester are unavailable after several documents were destroyed in a fit of rage after Gibbs' discovered that his local takeaway had not included any prawn crackers in his delivery - something notably out of the midget's hands. Modise's exemplary service meant that he was granted a permanent holiday to the USA after 25 years of loyal service to the ruler of Colchester. The Botswanan did not have a passport, but was allowed in upon special request of Stephen Spielberg. It is said that the acclaimed director was a particular fan of the midget.

After performing in Phantom of the Opera in Broadway for 3 straight years, Modise decided that he would retire to Hawaii. It was here that he founded a BAME Book Club.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE

Whilst the multi-talented midget's death date and location is unknown, it is rumoured by islanders that he is laid to rest within the grounds of the hotel featured in Adam Sandler's 2011 comedy motion-picture, 'Just Go With It'.

## Special talents

Tribal hunting, takeaway delivery, reading (at age 12 level - please don't make fun of him, that is good for someone raised in Botswana).