Theory.html

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## Theory.html

* Current
* Second Version
* First Version

## Page Information

### Link

https://web.archive.org/web/20160723212156/http://www.lomando.com/theory.html

**Theory.html** was a dead-end page that formerly contained the Fancy Island Archive present in the old version of Aerv5ci4hhi.html and one of the manager's diaries in the first version. It was accessed from Al3iboujt28one.html.

## Information

### Current version

The page showed a 404 error screen with Japanese text reading that the page doesn't "exist" anymore. After a few seconds, 404'san would pop up and jumpscare the player, being completely unclickable and thus invincible. Clicking on any of the red text would redirect the player to Fire.html.

### Second Version

The old version of the page was a Fancy Island Archive similar to Aerv5ci4hhi.html accessed from Al3iboujt28one.html. The version contained 11 parts (formerly eight) which had detailed information about certain scrapped parts of the game, including the uncorrupted tape from 7diackii2.html, the original full graffiti from Ujinoma.html, and the suicide jump-off ending (Toushinfla.html). This version of the page was built off the first version, containing a nearly identical design and the same front cover with different text.

#### Contents

表紙

01) Thep1.html

02) Thep2.html

03) Thep3.html

04) Thep4.html

05) Thep5.html

06) Thep6.html

07) Thep7.html

08) Thep8.html

#### Additional Contents

These are only available in an update version of the archive.

09) Thep9.html

10) Thep10.html

11) Thep11.html

### First Version

**Shinitai Riron** (Japanese: **死にたい理論**) was the first version of Theory.html which contained one of the manager's journals similarly to Nikki.html. However, the journal contents were much more serious, consisting of the manager's suicidal thoughts along with his troubles with various aspects of life he sees as unreasonable, mainly the general culture of today's society. The manager also expresses his belief that happiness can only be achieved through hard work. In two of the entries (Thep15.html and Thep18.html), the manager also asks the reader of the diary certain questions and to mark one of the options listed. When the page was published in February 2014, it had 32 entries, with the 33rd and 34th entries being added soon in March 2014. In September 2014, the notes 35-38 were added, which were the final notes added before the page's removal on November 27th, 2014. However, when the page was deleted, a full archive of the notes were posted to a forum. This page had a mention in-game via Thep6.html, explaining that the manager replaced it because it wasn't a proper bonus page and was already covered in Nikki.html. The page also includes an image of the book containing the version itself burning up in flames. The diary had separate pages for the entries, similar to the earliest version of Nikki.html. All of the notes can be found below.

#### Notes

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* 38篇

Life is full of unreasonable things.

That's why I think it's rational to die.

生きていると理不尽なことばかり

だから死ぬことが合理的だと思ってしまう

There are too many cunning people out there.

Honest people trying to make a living have no influence.

ずる賢い人間が多すぎて

真面目な人間が煽りを食う世の中

If I end my life.

Even if I escape things I don't like

I can't escape reality.

死なない限り

嫌なことからは逃げれても

現実からは逃れられない

All my problems, all my problems will be solved if I die.

私の悩み、死ねば全て解決します

When you grow up.

By being a slave to society

But you can't even ensure a place to live.

大人になったら

社会の奴隷になることで

自分の居場所を確保するしかない

I was punished at birth.

生まれた時点で罰ゲーム

Well, let's go to bed.

To wake up to a shitty tomorrow.

さ、寝るか

ゴミのような明日の為に

As the years go by.

The general status appropriate to their age.

A world that demands one thing after another

"A life must be lived."

年を重ねるごとに

年相応の一般的なステータスを

次から次へと求められる世の中

「～しなければならない人生」

99% pain diluted with 1% happiness

Everyday I live by deceiving myself.

99の苦痛を1の幸福で薄めて

自分を誤魔化し生きる毎日

I've gotten too used to 99% pain.

I'm just skeptical when 1 feeling of happiness comes my way.

99の苦痛に慣れ過ぎてしまって

1の幸福が来ても疑ってしまうのよ

If only I could have been a little more patient.

It could have been changed again.

もう少し我慢できていれば

また変わっていたかも知れないのにね

Some publisher.

Every issue I buy shortens my lifespan,

If you get all the issues, you can die quickly and easily.

Please publish "Euthanasia Weekly".

どこかの出版社さん

毎号買うごとに寿命が縮み、

全号揃えるとスーッと死ねる

「週刊安楽死」出して下さい。

If you die, you lose.

Even if you don't die, you still lose.

死んだら負け

死ななくても負け

It's more fun to be in a dream.

I'd be happier if I never woke up.

夢の中の方が楽しい

一生目が覚めない方が幸せ

[Question 1] How was your day? Write an inequality mark in the following □.

1. self-loathing □ confidence

2. Hatred of others □ Appreciation of others

3. Anxiety □ Expectation

4. Emptiness □ Fulfillment

5. melancholy □ exhilaration

6. lethargic □ active

7. indifference □ curiosity

(10 points each x 7 questions 70 points. Theory of Death)

【問1】今日1日はどうでしたか？次の□の中に不等号を書きなさい。

1.自己嫌悪□自信

2.他人への憎悪□他人への感謝

3.不安□期待

4.虚無感□充実感

5.憂鬱□爽快

6.無気力□アクティブ

7.無関心□好奇心

(各10点×7問 70点 死にたい理論)

Communication is painful.

Not communicating is also painful.

コミュニケーションを取るのは苦痛

コミュニケーションを取らないのも苦痛

I was born, so I have no choice but to live.

生まれてきてしまったので仕方なく生きています

[Question 2] Which of the following is your death wish?

1. "I want to die" is like an alternative to sighing

2. I have a desire to die, but I have a little hope in reality and can do my best

3. I'm already too controlled by my desire to die to try to do anything.

【問2】あなたの死にたいぷは次のうちどれ？

1.「死にたい」はため息の代わりのようなもの

2.死にたい気持ちもあるが現実に少しだけ希望を持っていて頑張れる

3.もう死にたい気持ちに支配されすぎて何も頑張れない

There are moments of joy in our daily lives.

There may indeed be,

But that's the price to pay for the pain we're forced to endure every day.

It's a little more than a few sparrows' tears worth.

日々の中で楽しい瞬間っていうのは

確かにあるかも知れない

でもそれは日々強いられる苦痛の対価には

見合わない程のスズメの涙くらいのものだよな

I care about relationships that are connected only at work.

職場だけで繋がれてる人間関係に気を遣い

I want to end 20,000 days of lukewarm water with a few seconds of pain.

微温湯の2万日を数秒の苦痛で終わらせたい

Death is all I can think about.

Death is a release from the pain of this life

死ぬことしか考えられない

死は現世の苦痛からの解放

I really don't know what I'm living for.

No matter which way you apply it.

It's not a good reason to live at all.

There's no such thing as saying I can't die because of this.

本当何の為に生きてるか分からない

どれを当てはめてみても

生きる理由にしては全然相応しくない

これがあるから死ねないみたいなのがない

It's hard enough pretending to enjoy being alive...

生きているのを楽しむふりをするのも大変だな…

I want to be normal, but

I also don't want to be normal.

普通の人になりたいけど

普通の人になりたくない

I still think happiness only comes from hard work.

People who put in a lot of effort will find a lot of happiness.

Lukewarm scum like me have nothing.

A very bleak life of just being born and dying

I'm sure I'll live a long life.

やっぱり幸せは努力の先にしかないと思うわ

努力を沢山できた人間が沢山の幸せを掴める

私みたいなぬるま湯クズ人間は何もなく

ただ生まれて死ぬだけの非常に殺風景な人生

を送るんだろうな

I wish I could die and not have to do this.

The thought made everything seem like crap.

Everything you do in your life is meaningless in the face of death.

死ねばこんなことせずにいいのになぁって

考えがあると全てがくだらないものに見えてしまって

死を目の前に生きている全てのことは無意味よ

My spirit died long ago.

Now it's just a moving hunk of meat.

もう精神はかなり前に死んでる

今は肉塊が動いてるだけ

I'm afraid that even if I live on, I'll only be sadder and sadder.

I think it's only going to get harder and harder to live.

この先、生きていても悲しい事が増えるばかりで

益々生きるのが辛くなるだけだと思う

Even if you say something black is "black".

The people in high positions and the majority say "white".

In a world where we have no choice but to say, "Oh, it's white."

There is no justice or hope in the world.

There are no ideals.

黒いものを「黒」だと言っても

地位の高い人や大多数が「白」と言えば

「ああ、白ですよね」って言うしかない世の中

世の中には正義や希望はありません

理想もありません

I'm someone who should never be in the public eye.

But there are who have no choice but to appear in the public eye.

決して表には出てはいけない人間なのに

表に出ざるをえない人間

There is no happiness better than death.

"Happiness" is written in the language of "death."

"Death" is written in the language of "bliss."

死に勝る幸福ってない

「死遭わせ」と書いて「幸せ」

「死福」と書いて「至福」

There is no way I would be nice to the scums on earth.

Why, because you don't trust others or yourself.

こんな屑人間に優しくする訳が無い

何故、他人を信じられないか自分を信じていないからだ

"I don't know why I'm alive.."

"I guess I'm here to pay all my taxes."

「生きている理由が分っない・・」

「税全を払うために生かされているんだよ」

The "thing" I'm doing without any "choice" is written "work".

「仕」方なくやっている「事」

と書いて「仕事」

I'm still alive.

At the expense of 90% of myself.

生きているよ

9割の自分を犠牲にして

The real heaven is not in this world

The real heaven is in the other world.

本当の天国はこの世にない

本当の天国はあの世にある

Any happiness becomes poison when it is not fresh.

どんな幸福も鮮度が落ちれば毒になる
#### Partial Note Contents

*The following were posted to Twitter via the Tweet button on the respective pages, containing only a small amount of each of the notes.*

* 2篇
* 5篇
* 6篇
* 13篇
* 18篇
* 22篇
* 34篇

Devious human beings...

ずる賢い人間が…

When you're older...

大人になったら…

At birth...

生まれた時点で…

If you die...

死んだら…

[Question 2]

【問2】

Death is...

死ぬことしか…

"The reason I'm alive...

「生きている理由が…
#### Contents

1篇) Thep1.html

2篇) Thep2.html

3篇) Thep3.html

4篇) Thep4.html

5篇) Thep5.html

6篇) Thep6.html

7篇) Thep7.html

8篇) Thep8.html

9篇) Thep9.html

10篇) Thep10.html

11篇) Thep11.html

12篇) Thep12.html

13篇) Thep13.html

14篇) Thep14.html

15篇) Thep15.html

16篇) Thep16.html

17篇) Thep17.html

18篇) Thep18.html

19篇) Thep19.html

20篇) Thep20.html

21篇) Thep21.html

22篇) Thep22.html

23篇) Thep23.html

24篇) Thep24.html

25篇) Thep25.html

26篇) Thep26.html

27篇) Thep27.html

28篇) Thep28.html

29篇) Thep29.html

30篇) Thep30.html

31篇) Thep31.html

32篇) Thep32.html

#### Additional Contents

*The following were only available in the page after February 2014.*

33篇) Thep33.html

34篇) Thep34.html

35篇) Thep35.html

36篇) Thep36.html

37篇) Thep37.html

38篇) Thep38.html

## Sound Effects

* Current Version
* Second Version
* First Version

## Trivia

* Three other variants of this page exist, with the name Kaidan2.html, Hokora2.html and Hokora3.html. They have no difference other than the .html title.
* The pages Theoryhead.html and Theorymokuji.html were used for the first and second versions of the page to load assets before both versions were replaced.
* When the first version existed, a visitor would have the option to post a section of the note they were viewing to Twitter, or the page title if they were at the start of the page.
	+ The same was also true for the second version, though the Tweet button was only at the start of the page.
* In Otyejlnieobt.html, a poster containing the Japanese name of this page's first version, the 37th note, and some of the diary in the background in small font can be found on the wall. This is the only mention of this version currently in-game.

## Gallery

The page before 404'san would appear.An earlier version of the second version before the 9th, 10th, and 11th parts were addeed.The book that contained the first version of the page burning up in flames.An image from an earlier version of Al3iboujt28one.html showing the first version's book on a bookshelf.The same bookshelf, but with the second version's book on it instead of the first version's book.The second version's book.A poster from Otyejlnieobt.html containing some content from the first version.The first version's front cover.The second version's front cover.The front cover from the first and second version without the text.
## Navigation

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## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/6qzCS0IfrdM?t=408
2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220311013643/http://mustnotserch.bbs.fc2.com/?act=reply&tid=4848464&2ch=1 See post 237.
3. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220311013643/http://mustnotserch.bbs.fc2.com/?act=reply&tid=4848464&2ch=1 See post 266, mentioning the addition of another note.
4. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220311013643/http://mustnotserch.bbs.fc2.com/?act=reply&tid=4848464&2ch=1 See posts 367 and 369 for the new notes.
5. ↑ http://warotopi.shime-saba.com/ The release notes for version 1.50 (14/11/27) reveals the exact date for the diary's removal.
6. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220311013643/http://mustnotserch.bbs.fc2.com/?act=reply&tid=4848464 See the post made on "2014/11/27 (Thu) 19:28:49", linking to a URL with a full archive of the notes.
7. ↑ https://youtu.be/n6iWrd6w2\_4?t=927
8. ↑ https://twitter.com/5q9/status/439755831085527040
9. ↑ https://twitter.com/neonddr/status/649909124986068992