Breaking News Report 07-26-1993 (FAKE)

## A Message to Readers

Dear Readers,

Before you start reading this I want to point out a couple things. Firstly, this page has fake news based upon a real episode of a real kids show. Secondly, some of the paragraphs are written by AI, corrected by me (somehow) and seem too real to be false. Thirdly, if you want to read this story in any of your videos, it would be nice to credit me and/or put the link to this page in the description so people can read it for themselves. Other than that, I hope you enjoy this story!

Sincerely, Verylittlerosebush. :)

## The Actual "Story" Story... :)

### Report November 8, 1993

Breaking News:

Reports are coming in of a 20 year-old girl dressed like a freckle-faced clown from a popular Canadian kids show called "The Big Comfy Couch" going around scaring anyone over the age of 20. This clown girl seems to be possessed by someone or some THING and her terrifying antics have already resulted in serious injuries and even death.

This is not the first time this clown girl has caused chaos. On July 26, 1993, an episode aired of the show that featured the clown girl waking up on the wrong side of the couch and getting extremely angry. During the episode, the clown girl sang an angry song where she also screamed, which was deemed too scary for innocent children.

In response to the clown girl's rampage, dozens of police officers, firefighters, FBI agents, and priests have all joined forces in an attempt to put a stop to her insane scaring spree. The authorities are currently searching for the clown girl and urge anyone with information to come forward.

This is a developing story and we will bring you more updates as they become available.

### Report June 27, 1994

Breaking news is spreading across the country about the successful capture of the clown girl.

Loonette the Clown, who had been terrorizing citizens for almost a year, was finally caught by authorities this morning. According to reports, the clown girl was brought to a local hospital where she was examined and found to be in relatively good health.

Alyson Court, who had been playing the part of Loonette, was also taken into custody but was later released after giving an interview to the press. In the interview, the actor explained that it was not easy being a clown and that the experience had taken a toll on her personally.

The clown girl was then taken to a special facility where she was given counseling and support in order to help her transition back to her normal life. After a few days of treatment, the clown girl was able to regain her normal state and she was finally free to go back on television.

The clown girl’s story has inspired many people around the world, showing that even in the darkest of times, there is still hope and the possibility of a happy ending. The journey back to normalcy was not easy for the clown girl, but she was able to overcome her fears and anxieties with the help of a supportive team of professionals.

We are relieved to report that the clown girl is now safe and happy. We hope that her story will continue to serve as a source of inspiration to those in similar situations.

### Websites I used to make this story possible

Toolbaz.com (The AI)

Wikipedia.org (The Reasearch)