Where

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### Height

Slightly Taller Than Skeleton Height (presumably 5'11, though unknown at the moment)

### Weight

Unknown

*This article refers to the Men At Work Album Entity. For the normal Men At Work Neil, see Under.*

**Where** is a character(?) within the Uh Oh Zone, though he originated(?) in Tupper Hell. He is the first known Album Entity, and undoubtedly the most powerful.

## Background Information

Where is a being within the Uh Oh Zone and Tupper Hell that resembles Neil Cicierega. However, this is precisely what he isn't. Despite his almost laughable appearance, he has an extremely aggressive and ominous nature.

### Appearance

Where highly resembles Neil Cicierega from Mashup Week, polygonal in appearance, with major differences being that he is covered in Men At Work albums (these albums in particular being Brazil and Business As Usual, though his guitar is textured with Cargo). His expression is permanently stuck in a state of relaxed eyes, with a mildly smug smile, and while he can look around and open his mouth to speak, facial changes beyond that are impossible. He stands slightly taller than most of the other Neils, presumably 5'11" at most, though he could be less.

He holds a knife with him at all times, and it is his weapon of choice. The knife itself is seemingly a normal kitchen knife, and it is unknown how Where originally found the knife and why he is attached to it.

He also owns a guitar, resembling Neil's Star Guitar, which is capable of playing every single Men At Work song, as well as being used as a semi-lethal weapon. It is strapped to Where's back when not in use.

Where's true appearance is unknown, and is implied to be trapped inside of the Neil body until an unspecified point in the future.

### Origins

Where's origins are shrouded in mystery, as his true nature is not yet known. However, there are several connections that can be made regarding other things.

* Where is known as an Album Entity, and is presumably the first one to have existed. Other entities were created through his existence's influence, and it can be safely assumed that Where's origins tie into the origins of Album Entities as a whole.
* In Mouth Sounds lore, music can flow freely across timelines. It isn't completely out of the question to assume that Where is partially the result of duplicate Men At Work music leaking through timelines, causing general instability, and since most Album Entities are derived from Where himself, this rule might as well apply to them as a whole.
* Where's name is a play on What, which may link him to the oversaturation of tournament tropes, though this is uncertain.

### Personality

Where is known to be incredibly hostile to most everyone he encounters, no matter how long he's known them. He will attack without warning if he's lucky, though his attacks are usually indicated by him full-body vibrating beforehand. His aggressive nature can further be seen through his ominous threats, which can sometimes be vague, but are more often than not blunt and to-the-point. Not all of these threats are of death, as some allude to vague, yet impending events. These should be taken at face value, as Where is not one to lie, and any untruth from him is usually the result of a miscalculation or misunderstanding on his end. Where's hostility is a result of a few different factors, one of the most prominent being his unstable existence, causing him immense pain at all times. It can be assumed that his aggressiveness may be out of sheer distress, rather than just pure hatred (though Where does have a burning hatred towards many existing things).

Where is perfectly capable of most human emotions, although some may be significantly dulled or hard to achieve. For instance, Where is completely incapable of feeling romantic or sexual attraction, but is capable of feeling joy, and the only reason he is currently unable to is because of his state of being. Where is easily angered, but can also spiral down into other forms of distress, which is also signaled by full-body vibrations, as his vibrations aren't necessarily always a sign of hostility. While Where has trouble feeling happiness, he can still act in kind faith, though it's obvious he doesn't do it often, if ever (for instance, shabbily mimicking Danny's actions of comfort towards him, or using strange methods of assistance, such as using his knife to prop Danny up at a time when he melted).

While Where has the tendency to push others away, he has been shown to be quite lonely as a result, brewing in it alongside of his constant agony. Despite this, he makes no active attempts to make friends, as he either despises most living things or is simply apathetic to them. The only exception to this is Danny, who he has formed an attachment of sorts to.

Where has been shown to have a sense of humor, and while he normally doesn't outright mock others, there have been instances of him taking a jab at someone he dislikes in particular.

### Abilities

Where is extremely powerful, and capable of many strange abilities, most involving a mysterious light-adjacent energy. This light is extremely hot, can vaporize anything to the touch, and is capable of breaking through reality itself. Many of Where's abilities are also capable of ending life as we know it if left out of control, and there have been several instances of him almost doing so.

When Where performs one of these actions, he usually has to "charge up," which is dictated by d7 dice rolls. Rolling a 5 or higher will usually grant him an action.

Where's abilities include:

* Teleportation, which is sometimes used as a gateway to other actions
* Dematerializing/Rematerializing at will, vanishing out of sight only to reappear and shank a target
* Shooting beams of light energy out of him, which can tear through universe walls and burn through most anything
* Vaporizing targets by engulfing them in light (this can take many forms, for example, Where has created "jaws" of light that have collapsed down onto targets)
* Erasing the memories of others, as well as restoring them (often to extreme extents, such as making a person forget who they even are)
* Absorbing organic life through his body (though this hasn't happened often, he has effectively killed an entire person through this method)
* Clipping through solid matter, though this is only done when he vibrates hard enough
* Cutting out light sources from a room (it is assumed that this is related to him being able to control light or light-adjacent energy in general)
* Defying the laws of reality, often blatantly (an example being that one time he appeared in Danny's reflection and interacted with him as if he was physically there, despite him not even being in the same location or universe at the time)
* Telefragging, and by extension, fully removing a target's existence (though he has done this rarely)
* Paring his light energies with his knife, making him capable of stabbing dimensional walls, which he can then slice in half to create two separate dimensions, or remove a dimension entirely (it can also be assumed that he is capable of traveling through the holes in the dimensions he creates, though this is uncertain)
* Limited(?) temperature-based abilities, reminiscent of those that There possesses
* Separating beings made of fragments into their respective fragments, heavily damaging or destroying the fragments in the process

### Implications of Real-World Existence

Where is a pataphysical being that is aware of his existence in fiction, and your existence in reality. While he is not fully aware of his existence being within a story, he is aware of the writers having some influence on those around him within the fictional setting. That being said, Where has declared that, at some point in the unspecified past, he existed within our reality. What he did exactly while he was real is unknown, and it is also unknown if said actions were to be remembered at all, as him leaving reality could've resulted in his doings being separated from him. This means that any currently unexplained real-world event in any point in history could've actually been the doing of Where, though that is all up to speculation.

Where sometimes states that, at some point in the unspecified future, he will return to his "real" state. It is implied that he will destroy reality once he becomes real again, but he has stated that he has "more than that to do." What his motives are with both fiction and reality are widely uncertain, but probably malevolent.

## Relationships

Where has an extreme hatred towards most any person he comes across, though this does not mean that he lacks respect for others entirely. Where feels that he resonates with certain entities (more specifically, those in constant suffering) and feels a level of respect for them even if that doesn't protect them from his violent nature.

### Danny

Danny is currently the only entity in the entirety of the Uh Oh Zone and Tupper Hell that Where trusts and has an attachment to. This attachment is akin to friendship, though on Where's part, it isn't exact. They tend to keep each other in check, although Danny acts on Where's behalf significantly more so, attempting to keep him away from others in times of significant aggression, and comforting him when he is significantly distressed. Where sees him as "the only person who can help him" come to terms with his eternal and agonizing existence, which may or may not be completely true. Where has been shown acting kindly towards Danny, even if his actions may be strange at times (while sometimes Where might outright try to protect Danny from harm, other forms of kind-hearted actions may take the form of promising to pay him back for a bet when neither of them have or need money in the first place).

## Tournament Appearances

Where has had two major tournament appearances - he was a boss (and therefore in the boss bracket) of KFAN1, and is in the main bracket of KFAN2.

### In King For a Neil

Where was a boss in KFAN1, specifically for R3M2 (AdvMach Neil VS Light Neil).

In the boss bracket, Where went 3-1, a one-vote difference keeping him from winning it all.

* R1M6: Where defeated Drip Neil in a massive stomp, stealing his drip. 71.4% - 28.6%
* R2M3: Surprising some BR members, but not others, Where defeated Chris(t) McTwoma. Surprising everyone, it was another massive stomp, being even bigger than the prior one. 84.2% - 15.8%
* R3M2: Where defeated Rose Motherfucking Shrimp in yet another stomp. 68% - 32%
* FINALS: Where was defeated by Carzen and Sourzen in a one-vote difference. 51.4% - 48.6%

### In King For a Neil 2 / King For Another Neil

Where is currently competing in KFAN2, so his proper placement is unknown. He is currently in LR4M1.

* R1M3: Where was defeated by Antimatter Neil in a rather frightening match. 52.1% - 47.9%
* LR1M2: Where defeated Pensive Neil in a very, *very* expected stomp. 83.1% - 16.9%
* LR2M2: Where defeated CANWC Neil. 66.7% - 33.3%
* LR3M1: Where defeated Neil Zaret. 67.9% - 32.1%
* LR4M1: Where is currently against Flat Neil in the Losers bracket. This round has not happened yet, so the outcome is unknown.

## Trivia

* :)
* Where is dangerously close to being a sexyman, if he isn't already *the* UOZ sexyman, somehow being more of a sexyman than Sexyman Neil is.
* Despite Where's gimmick revolving around Men At Work, he is not made up of the main three Men At Work albums - Two Hearts is not on his body in any form.
* Where is one of the few Neils that Danny does not have an imprint of, due to not being a Neil rep - or a Neil at all.