Crime Stops for Nobody/AI

Click here for the Murder Investigation transcript.

## Drug Control (1/5)

***At the Trailer Park***

Laurence: Nice job on solving that murder detective, but our job is not over today.

Stacy: Damn it, I was ready to drown in a bottle of whiskey just now.

Laurence: Nope, I’m still pretty concerned about that bill involving drugs that she mentioned.

Calum: Aalso, a'd lik' tae joyin in.

Laurence: Ah yes, Calum, our own PI. You haven’t properly been introduced to him yet.

Calum: Aye, a'm Calum Pilkington, yer scots private detective, 'ere!

Laurence: Now, his accent may seem like another language at first, but you’ll get used to it as time goes on.

Calum: Richt, noo a'd lik' tae see if ah cuid search fur that auld lady's husband 'n' son. Who knows, mibbie they're heavy goin wi' that drug gang!

Stacy: Wonderful, that means I have to do no work today!

Laurence: Not so fast. You’ll be searching the victim’s desk with Detective and after that Detective can join Calum and ask that old lady about her husband and son. Got it?

Stacy: Screw you.

Calum: Yes!

Laurence: Good show! Now off to it with you all.

### Stacy's Part

**Investigate Victim's Desk**

Stacy: Ugh, work work work work work. This sucks.

Stacy: Of course you already are messing with the victim’s drawer there. You workaholic.

Stacy: I’d bet you were a teacher’s pet in school.

Stacy: Nevermind. I’ll focus. Fine.

Stacy: If you think you’ll find something useful in the victim’s drawer then be my guest.

**Examine Victim's Drawer**

Stacy: Well I’ll be, you actually found something! It looks like important documents.

Stacy: Do you really think you should be opening it? It seems classified.

Stacy: Oh. I see now, this looks like a bill, and you’re right, it does mention at the top it is to do with making drugs legal.

Stacy: Of course it’s faded. Go ahead and reveal its contents. And don’t worry, I did bring the dusting kit this time.

**Examine Faded Bill**

Stacy: Okay.. all these words are too big for me to understand.

Stacy: Hey! I’m not dumb, I highly doubt you know what these words mean either!

Stacy: Nevermind, I know that Romeo would probably know how to decode this bill, after all he has hacked the government before and made it onto the FBI watchlist. So I trust his judgement.

**Analyze Bill**

Romeo: Welcome to my lab, detective. It’s not often I get new people coming here, but oh well I have to conform otherwise the chief would probably be on my back.

Rex: Come on mate! Live a little! Bloody hell, if we weren’t in your life you’d practically be forgotten!

Romeo (whispers): Maybe that’s the point…

Stacy: Ugh, of course you’re here.

Rex: Oh don’t give me that look!

Romeo: Anyway, about the bill. It is indeed pretty concerning.

Romeo: Joan was right about this bill with it involving making drugs legal.

Romeo: Even really strong ones!

Stacy: Okay, this is a little crazy, even for me.

Rex: I knew you’d conform!

Stacy: Be quiet, I think our next thing to do is talk to the mayor himself about this, maybe talk some sense into him about this bill.

**Talk to Mayor Gaston about the bill.**

Gaston: Ah yes, if it isn’t the GOL, I’ve heard about your gang. It’s quite neat that I don’t have to pay anything more for more law services.

Stacy: This isn’t a social call Mayor Gaston. We found this bill involving making all drugs legal, have any idea about it?

Gaston: What about it? We have a bunch of freedom, why not have freedom of drugs? Sounds perfect doesn’t it?

Stacy: What the hell? Does it not cross your mind on how idiotic this decision is?

Gaston: No clue of what you're talking about, in any case this isn’t my concern right now, and it is illegal to take a classified bill, such as the one you are holding now.

Stacy: I-

Gaston: No worries, I’ll let you off the hook this time, given I don’t have to use the city resources to fund your activities.

Gaston: And even if I wanted to deny the bill I couldn’t right now, it’s being dealt with by the other key city figures right now, but I can’t tell you anything more.

Gaston: But how about this, have a burger on me, you look pale. You could use the energy.

Stacy: Ugh if that idiot is in power any longer I’m gonna break crap.

Stacy: Seriously, what is with us appointing idiotic people as mayor and above?

Stacy: Nevertheless, he is being strange, we’ll keep an eye on him for now.

## Calum’s Part

**Ask Joan Jones about her son and husband.**

Calum: Lassy, we need tae ask ye aboot yer son 'n' husband, we think thay kin be connected tae th' drug gang!

Joan: Woah, you’re scottish? My husband is scottish.

Joan: Nevermind, that’s not important.

Joan: I don’t really know much about them, they both kinda just left me years ago at the same time..I’m not sure of what happened to them.

Calum: Please, even yin wee aw the wee bits cuid hulp!

Joan: Well.. when he was younger I did give my son a teddy bear, but I don’t think he kept it, if I recall he gave it to his girlfriend.

Calum: Dae ye reymembar ‘er name?
Joan: Isabelle…Roz….something. Sorry, that’s all I can remember, my memory isn’t as good as it used to be.

Calum: Hauld yer horses, wis her name Isabelle Rozzi?

Joan: Yes! That’s her name!

Calum: Mibbie this wasn't a shite o' time, quickly, we need tae git back tae th' gas station!

Joan: Wait.. before you go, take the rest of my money, I won’t need it anymore, your gang will most likely need it more.

Calum: Ye'r richt, Isabelle Rozzi wis a suspect in oor investigation!

Calum: We need tae quickly hurry tae th' gas station, if ah recall she mentioned her shift is ending soon!

**Investigate Cash Register Counter**

(Before Investigation)

Calum: Damn it! We're tae late! ah dinnae see her!

Calum: Ye'r richt, oor best bet wid be potentially searching fur that teddy bear. Hurry!

(After Investigation)

Calum: Hauld yer horses ye fun a poke? Er.. I mean ah bag. Ye'r richt! th' initals say "I. R."! Thir's na doubt it belongs tae her!

Calum: A maiter o a'm feelin' tis illegal tae search a stranger's bag, tis fur th' greater guid. Gang ahead 'n' howk in.

**Examine Isabelle's Bag**

Calum: Dat's it! We fun a teddy bear!

Calum: Damn, tis bin destroyed, ah jalouse this is whit happens efter years.

Calum: Bit whit dae we dae no-

Isabelle: Hey! What are you doing with my bag!?

Isabelle: Also why did you take my teddy bear out of all the things you could’ve taken.

Calum: Ma'am, a'm a retired MI6 agent, 'n' we need tae speak tae ye urgently!

**Speak to Isabelle Rozzi about the teddy bear.**

Isabelle: MI6? Isn’t that a British intelligence service? Why would you be here?

Calum: Ah aye dae law wirk fur fowk, anyway, does this teddy bear by chance belong tae ye?

Isabelle: Nowadays yeah, it belonged to my ex-boyfriend at first- Wait why are you asking me this?

Calum: We ur investigating yer ex-boyfriend 'n' his da, sin thay parntly disappeared yin day, an' a' suspected o' bein' heavy goin in th' drug gang.

Isabelle: Wait what!?

Isabelle: Eh..I guess that makes sense, I mean he was acting pretty weird before he just kinda..left.

Calum: Weel, dae ye hae anythin' that cuid hulp us fin' him?

Isabelle: I’m not sure, though if I recall correctly he did send me a text before he lef-

Isabelle: Wait, where’s my phone!? Shoot! I must’ve dropped it near the gas pumps!

Calum: A'richt, we'll hulp ye soucht it, quickly!

**Investigate Gas Station**

Calum: Detective? ye think th' phane is in that trash kin? weel search it if ye think sae.

Isabelle: Why do you think my phone is in there?

Calum: Weel a've ainlie kent detective fur a bawherr while, bit ah ken tis lik' thay hae a superpower, sae a'd trust thair judgement.

**Examine Trash Can**

Calum: Weel keek at that lassy Rozzi! th' phane wis in thare!

Isabelle: But it’s broken! I don’t have the money to repair it!

Calum: Na fashes, we ken a special someone who'd be willing tae fix it! plus tis vital in an investigation, sae it'd be useful if we did fix it.

**Analyze Broken Phone**

Romeo: I can't believe you’d send me something like this! It hurts to see so much damage to a phone like this!

Calum: Weel, did ye atleast kin ony vital speirins oot o' it?

Romeo: Of course I did. I’m nothing if not professional.

Romeo: I heard I was once on the FBI watchlist. I wonder why.

Calum: Ah think tis best ye dinnae tell that tae a former MI6 agent. Anyway cuid ye tell us whit ye fun awready?

Romeo: Alright alright. As you told me, there was a strange text. By a certain “Riley Jones”. And he said “Code 608, Plan Green Leaf. 5 years.”

Calum: Nou whit th' heck does that mean?

Romeo: Well because I’m that good I managed to decode it.

Romeo: I suspected the 608 number was referring to specific letters that are similar to them.

Romeo: So 6 would be R, 0 would be O, and lastly 8 would be B. And that spells “ROB”.

Romeo: Then for the green leaf, I figured that would be referring to a dollar sign, hence it being green, a paper usually being as thin as a leaf.

Romeo: And 5 years would be the time, and this text was sent 5 years ago!

Calum: Hauld yer horses, if a'm putting th' pieces th'gither then this means…

Romeo: That he is planning to rob a bank!

Calum: Weel this is interesting speirins. Ye baith clype Lawton aboot that, while ah gie lassy Rozzi her phane back.

## End Segment

Laurence: Alright people, I expect good results from today. What have you all learned?

Stacy: We figured out that the victim was planning to pass a bill that would make ALL drugs legal!

Laurence: What the heck!?

Stacy: We tried talking some sense into the mayor, but he didn’t help us at all, he even said it wouldn’t be a bad idea! You don’t know how close I was to punching him!

Calum: ‘Tis is urgent! we figured oot that th' auld lady's son is planning oan robbing a bank!

Laurence: Wait WHAT!?

Laurence: Now that isn’t good at all! Do we know what bank?

Calum: Well.. no, all we know is that it’ll happen soon.

Laurence: Well there’s no dout he’ll be alone. We’ve gotta conta-

Lucy: People people! Drop everything!

Laurence: Lucy? What are yo-

Lucy: I’m here because the Lawville Central Bank is being robbed!

Click here for the Murder Investigation transcript.