TI 1/Transcript

🧮: hello

Annie: hi

🍉 : what are we doing

🧮: annie are you okay

💮: hi im existing right now

🌟: let me observe this as well if this is a competition

🧮: white flower are you drip

💮: yes

🟩: epikly arrives in black toy motorcycle

🍉 : ThIS IS ThE UPMOST BEAUTIFUL DAY

<:NOOOOONOOOEEEE:1012984091311865876>: hi what are we doing

🍉 : your mom

💮: *turns into 📍*

🟩: omg! That’s threatening! Security!

📍: hi

🧮: hellothere

security: from insurency

🧮 (replies to 🍉): you’re dad

🦙 🇺🇲 😋🌮 🔫 : hi we are the police

🧮 (replies to 🦙 🇺🇲 😋🌮 🔫): get wifi anywhere you go

🟩: omg is the northumbria canvas police department!

📍 (replies to 🦙 🇺🇲 😋🌮 🔫): kills every one of them in one millisecond

security: from insurgency

🌮 (replies to 📍): threats don’t work on me

security: y u say kills every one of them in one millisecond

🧮: who the fuck threw a boulder at the fucking toilet

🟩: hey guys here are the launch codes 141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201

📍 (replies to 🌮): *turrns into exe and blows up this channel and therefore it gets deleted*

security jails 📍

🌟: WOAH this guy can speak in italics!

security: i do not understand italian sorry

🟩: bye guys *epikly drives with toy black motorcycle*

🧮: thanks for the launch codes but who the fuck threw a boulder at the fucking toilet

da boulder in question: 🪨

🧮: ay who threw you at the toilet

<:saysalotofslurs:1017478822855196753>: hello fellow roc

📌: Hey guys! What’s going on around here!

🪨: i haveto say it wasnt your mom

🌰: your mom so ugly she doesn’t even exist in this universe

🧮: thats why yo momma dead

🪨 : is that deez nuts

🟩: hey guyyys it’s me zekiahhhhhh a huge boulder just hit the canvas lolll and it’s a meteor and the shockwave is going to usd lollll

🧮: dead as hell

🎸: hi guys guess what I’m back from the dead since this is not canon!!!

<:saysalotofslurs:1017478822855196753> : i will be hostin. your challenge is to make the best french toast

🥁: oh my gah 🎸 you’re back!!!

🪨 : but what issss the contest!!!

🟩: the contest is to get down because the shockwave is coming loll

🪨 grabs as many people as he can down the hill  (because the shockwave isc coming lol)

🎸 epikly flies away because shockwave

🌟 : O MY STARS!!!!!

🟩: hey guys now he said to make French toast! Go because am president lol

<:saysalotofslurs:1017478822855196753>: STOP STEALING IM SUPPOSED TO BE HOSTING THIS SHOW *proceeds to say a bunch of slurs to 🟩*

<:saysalotofslurs:1017478822855196753> : you must make me the state of the art rock toast. NOW

🟩: I feel threatened! *epikly dances*

🧮 moonwalks to the store

🧮: such a smooth criminal

🪨 : wut

🟩: I can do whatever I want!

*puts finger on air and <:saysalotofslurs:1017478822855196753> gets covered with lots of state of the art toast*

<:saysalotofslurs:1017478822855196753> turns said toast into dwayne da rock jonson toast: did you know im also A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!