Big Glugga

### Biography

Big Glugga is the owner of the Glugga's Bar & Grill restaurant located in an unspecified town in New Jersey. Big Glugga inherited the location at the crisp young age of 7 after Bumba fed his father (Father Glugga, the original founder of the Glugga's restaurant chain) to a couple of polar bears and he has been keeping the restaurant in pritine condition ever since. Due to his criminal record, official documents state that Bumba is the owner of the restaurant, even though this is false information. Big Glugga is shown to be a little bit mean to some of his employees (Except for Mitch. He really likes Mitch) and will even go to the extent of killing them in certain situations. Despite this he is good at heart and he hopes his employees won't develop extensive psychological damage, though this plea is fruitless. He has a passionate hatred for music from the 80s and when he is angered he will turn into Scary Glugga.

### Role in Glugga's

Big Glugga's first appearance is in BIG GLUGGA'S BIG DAY, where he traps an unnamed customer in a pit of polar bears after they order Bumba's Special Order. He has killed dozens and he will not hesitate to boost his numbers. He appears again in GLUGGA’S KIDS SHOW PROPOSED PILOT EPISODE, where he greets the audience and invites them into Glugga's. Too bad he forgot to make them sign the liability waiver. His first major role is in GLUGGA'S EMPLOYEE TRAINING TAPE. In this episode he giddily introduces a new employee to the chaotic climate of the restaurant before manipulating them psychologically and eventually killing them off when he realizes that they've seen too much. He berates Meemaw for her helplessly apathetic addiction to 80s music. Get that woman some help.

In Season Two, Big Glugga plays a minor role in THE NIGHT SHIFT AT GLUGGA'S WITH GOOBLETS as one of the main threats in the restaurant during the night. Soon the power runs out and Big Glugga lures Gooblets to sleep before violently murdering him. Mitch attempts to warn Big Glugga that the Mouseton family is coming to visit in THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WALLS AT GLUGGA'S, although Big Glugga appears not to care at all. Later in the episode Big Glugga, angered by the mess caused by the family, summons Mother Glugger to seal the mice away in the walls of the restaurant. Big Glugga does not tell Mitch that this happened. In MITCH & THE SOPPING WET SLIDER SAMMIES, Big Glugga brings the gang on a field trip to Fumbleglump Forest to look for Jeremy's dad. I wish someone did that to find my dad. Beggars can't be choosers I suppose. When it is revealed that the trip to Fumbleglump Forest was a stunt to host a surprise birthday party for Mitch, Big Glugga along with the rest of the gang (sans Mitch) are swallowed whole by Gubba, who has been stalking them in the forest the entire episode. Though the others are excreted by Gubba, Big Glugga climbs up Gubba's throat offscreen to escape his bowels. Disgusting.

### Quotes

* "Hey, welcome to Glugga's silly chuckle world!"
* "Hey, come to Glugga's!"
* "Ready to go? Let's rock and roll!"
* "Let's get cookin', good lookin'!"
* [As Scary Glugga] "***OH, HELL NO! YOU FOOL, YOU MERE ANT IN THIS VAST WORLD OF DESPAIR, FEAR AND EMPTINESS, YOU HAVE WRONGED ME YET AGAIN. Ucciderò te e tutti quelli che ami, fottuta puttana. SPERO CHE BRUCIATE NELL'INFERNO PIÙ INSAPOREVOLE IMMAGINABILE.***"
* "***WATCH YOUR MOUTH, MEEMAW!***"
* ***"RULE #7, NEWBIE!"***
* ***"WHO DARES INTERRUPT MY NAP? DO YOU FEAR THE VOICES BECKONING YOU IN THE DEEP DARKNESS? ARE YOU FRIGHTENED OF WHAT WAITS BEYOND THE GOLDEN GATES OF VALHALLA?*** (The backroom of the Glugga's family diner, Meat City!)"
* "Learn to play the tuba, woman."
* "Don’t care, didn’t ask. Your parents will writhe."
* ***"HOW, NOW, BROWN COW! YOU’VE DONE IT NOW! AND HOW! YOU’VE WRECKED MY RESTAURANT, YOU RODENTS!"***
* ***"BRING ON THE MOTHER GLUGGER!"***
* ***"OINGA LUNGUS SPRINGLE DUNGUS WIGGLE WUNGUS QUICK AND FUNGUS, BREATH OF A SKUNK AND EYES OF A MOUSE, SEVENTEEN ANTS AS TALL AS A HOUSE,"*** [Repeat until mice are silenced.]
* "Do you guys call the game “Bags” or “Cornhole”?"
* "Jeremy I’m not even gonna lie to you. Your dad is probably dead. And his pillow, too."
* "Oh, Mitchy, that was just a story! There’s no fearsome wolf boy- I-I MEAN WOLF out here!"

### Trivia

* His catchphrase is "Hey, come to Glugga's!"
* His favorite song is "Savoy Truffle" by The Beatles.
* He ghostwrote "Long Title: Do I Have To Do This All Over Again?" by The Monkees back in 1968.
* He is implied to be immortal. Studies conducted by biologists have proven to be inconclusive.
* Although he likes to tickle the chins of all of his employees, he especially hates Bean Spiller because he always beats him in Skip-Bo.
* He loves music from the 50s and the 60s.
* He hates music from the 80s. His stance on 90s music has yet to be determined but he probably likes Buddha of Suburbia by David Bowie. Not a good sign.
* He is capable of summoning his mother straight from the bowels of Hell.
* The 2004 Excavator Incident and the events of THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WALLS AT GLUGGA'S are unrelated, though they both result in mice being sealed within the walls.
* His design is based on the purple thing from Chuck E. Cheese that ate your tickets. I have a pathological fear of him and I always have.
* His weakness is "Meat City" by John Lennon.