Crackerjack Sugarman

Crackerjack was in RW season 1.

Crackerjack first appeared at prison island after staying there for a bit and was shocked to see a dead Morton. Kaminari was even more shocked and yelled out "IS THAT A HORSE?". Crackerjack laughed nervously and said he was one and then he asked who killed Morton, asked if they were a nazi and then said he was going to kill them to which Lofty said "We're not killing anyone". They burried Morton and Crackerjack said "poor kiddo. He didn't deserve this". When Emerald's arm fell off, Crackerjack freaked out. Alastor then shook Crackerjack's hand and welcomed him to the group.

Bean started going insane and Crackerjack said he fought in World War 2. A whole fight then broke out and it was chaos. Crackerjack managed to get a gun and shoot Bean which ended up killing him. Crackerjack then tended to Karkat's wound and said he was no medical expert but hoped it would help Karkat. Thomas congratulated the person who shot Bean and Crackerjack thanked Thomas.

Crackerjack was ready to go into the prison but then Tiffany arrived. Emerald called Tiffany an "E-Girl" and Crackerjack asked what that was. Crackerjack then kindly introduced himself to Tiffany. When Tiffany and Thomas were revealed to be dating, Crackerjack congratulated them on keeping a "steady" reletionship and said that his war buddy had a girlfriend at home. When Lopez caught on fire, Crackerjack was horrified and yelled "HE'S ON FIRE!" and Lopez died. Jace and his group were next to arrive and Crackerjack introduced himself. Crackerjack then suggested thet they get inside the prison and have dinner and a pint.

When the group got inside the prison, Crackerjack apoligised for the "drabness". When Grif said he had stayed in a cell, Crackerjack was shocked and welcomed the group to decorate their cells. Crackerjack told the group to put their food in the dining hall and the inside of his cell was decorated like a 1940's household. Crackerjack asked if anyone wanted to share and went around and gave thumbs up to each cell. Crackerjack helped Lofty unpack and then volunteered to guard that night.

Crackerjack walked out and said it looked like a "beautiful night". Crackerjack then said they should talk about their families. Emerald said he was executed once and Crackerjack said he was once shot in the head so they were in "the same boat". Crackerjack said he was drafted into the army willlingly and that his dad was the owner of a sugar company. He also gave his condolenses when Tiffany revealed her dad when she was 4 in the army. Crackerjack revealed he and his mom were close and that they sung a song together, Crackerjack sung the song and the people guarding said he sung it well. Crackerjack also revealed he had a little sister named Beatrice. Lofty said how much she missed her girlfriend and Crackerjack promised they would get her back.

When Crackerjack found out they lived in a castle, he asked them why they decided to leave and go to the prison island and Nathaniel said they thought they might get attacked. Crackerjack then saluted to Violet when Beatrix saluted to her. Crackerjack then said Bean dying was "Messed up". Crackerjack then asked what Violet was like and Lofty said she was really kind and fell asleep on his lap. When the drowned attacked, Crackerjack took Lofty to safety and even though he was scared, he shot at them. Crackerjack killed a couple of them but was horrified.

When Karkat sarcastically said "This day got good". Crackerjack hoped he was being sarcastic and Karkat yelled "OF COURSE I WAS". When Emerald said he might be turning into a zombie, Crackerjack asked if he could cure it and Emerald said he didn't know. When Mouchette said she had to leave, Crackerjack was quite sad and asked if she had to leave and she said yes. Crackerjack grabbed the stuff and Karkat said he had "the goods". The group decided to leave Prison Island and Crackerjack got in the boat with a gun. When the witherstorm attacked, Crackerjack yelled "THATS THE SPIRIT". When Emerald said to shoot at the blocks, Crackerjack yelled "GOT IT" and shot at the blocks.

When the group arrived at the tundra, Crackerjack struggled a bit with the cold. After they left the tundra due to Nathaniel almost dying from freeze, Crackerjack then asked Daniel alot about Pokemon lore and called it an "intresting" . Ruined world then ended and we didn't see Crackerjack again after that

## First and last words

First words - "Uh.. what ha-"

Last words - "What a intresting story so far!"