Farmer Quotes

* Howdy.
* How are you doing?
* Kifflom.
* Pleased to see ya.
* I Trusted To Keep Him Well.
* Kifflom.

* Getting a little too international around these parts… *hmph*, if you know what I mean.
* I’ll be just fine… the second they do something about the immigrants.
* You one of those girly boys, are you?
* I’m guessing you ain’t got the U-S of A on your birth certificate.

* I trust you’re keeping well.
* I’m sick of the whining. Unemployment and debt - ain’t young people’s problems, it’s we ain’t got enough wars.
* I’m okay in the circumstances.
* Might be the rye, but you look like a Mexican to me!

### Talking while Annoyed

* You say that again. Just say it!
* I’m plum tired of your mouth!

* You people expect everything to be handed to you, don’t you?
* Now go and pay some goddamn taxes!
* I’ve seen on the news about you cruisers, and I ain’t that way, okay?
* I bet you never done a day’s work in your life!
* People like you make me sick to my stomach.

* The fence of my property is alright!
* You people are what’s wrong with this country!
* I’mma send you back where you came from.

## When Obstructed by the Player

* Slower than molasses!
* This right here is bullshit!
* Well, come on now.
* Shut your mouth, and let’s go!

* Move your dumb ass!
* Just go, will ya?
* Don’t nobody work for a living no more?

* I got drinking to do.
* Move outta the way! Gas don’t grow on trees!
* You huffing gas or something?

## When Crashed Into (While in a Vehicle)

* I’ll knock some sense into you for hitting my car!
* Confound it!
* You stupid! You hit my car!
* What the hell, son? My car!

* Someone hits my car, I do the same to them!
* Now look what you gone and done!
* You hit my car, you son of a bitch!
* God damnit! You drove straight into me!

* You done hit the wrong motor vehicle!
* This vehicle was paid for by government subsidies!

## When Pulling the Player out of a Car / Retaliation from a Carjacking

* Ain’t happening, partner.
* The hell you doing?
* You plum insane!

* What the hell you think you’re doing?

* This is a working vehicle! Who do you think you are?
* You trying to inhibit my ability to make a living?

## When Bumped Into while on Foot

* Did you hear of “looking where you’re going”?
* You got a flare up your ass?
* I’ll learn you… going around running over people!
* Apologize for knocking me down!
* You born in a barn?

* Don’t they have manners where you’re from?
* Where’s your damn respect?
* I’ll make sure you never try to touch me again!
* I ain’t going nowhere! Come on, I could do with a laugh.
* Nobody pushes me around!

* You walk around like you own these streets, sir. Well, that ain’t the case.
* You strutting down these streets like a prize hog, and I intend to stuff you like one!

## When Irritated / Insulted or Fighting

### When the Player is Standing Too Close

* You best get off of my tail.
* I don’t cotton to you being that close!

* Don’t you lay your filthy hands on me!
* Do I look like a lie with fellers to you? Stay the hell away!

* Hold Up, give me space! We ain’t in the city, now.
* I’ll tolerate a lot of things, but intrusion into my personal space ain’t one of them.
* My rye’s put me in a blackest mood, boy, and I ain’t taking kindly to those looks.
* The only thing that I allow to follow me is my Salvaline.
* Am I mistaken, or have I grown a second fucking shadow?

### General Insults

* You don’t wanna get me riled up.
* I’ll take them ears of yours and clean ‘em off.
* ‘Bout tired of your mouth.
* You don’t treat people that way.
* About to get smack dab into my fist.
* Oh, shit… yeah!
* You ain’t got the sense, God, give a rock.
* You ain’t too smart, are you?
* Hightail it outta here, you pussy!
* You from stupidville!

* I’ll break you in two!
* I’ll tear your damn head off!
* I’ll Show You How To Be American!
* I’ve had about enough of your sort!
* You people is ruining this country!
* God damn you!
* Piece of shit!
* Asshole!
* Good for nothing.

* I’m all out of subsidies! I ain’t got nothing to lose.
* I got a hundred acres worth of land to bury your body in.
* I’m about to reap, thresh, and winnow your ass all at once!
* I’ve been looking for a new organic fertilizer.
* You’re gonna submit to me!
* I ain’t withdrawn from this conflict!
* Damnit!
* Cock sucker!
* Fucking liberal!
* Democrat!
* Fucking waste of space.
* This is the problem with this country.
* I’m spoiling for a fight.
* I’m gonna beat on you like a riot cop on a war protestor.

## When Fled / Walked Away from while Angry

* Dumbshit.
* Keep to yourself from now on.
* Well, Ain't That Something.

* Like I care.
* What The Freak, Dude?
* Hopefully you learned something here.
* Now you remember: this is America, you’re in.

* Carry on.
* Now get yourself down to the base and enlist.
* Get back to wherever you came from!

## When Witnessing Something Interesting

* Hell!
* Taminol.
* Lord!
* Jesus!
* Lamb’s sakes.
* Lord above!
* Dadgum!
* *Whoooo-whee!*

* God damnit!
* Aw, hell!
* Shit!
* Damn!
* Jesus.
* Now I See it At All!
* Disgusting!

* Balls!
* Cock and balls!
* Holy shit!
* Well, fuck me!
* This ain’t right.
* This place is crazy as hell!

## When Frightened About Something

* Lamb’s sakes!
* I’m hightailing it outta here!
* Shitheel!
* Fucknuts!
* Hellfire!
* Save me!

* Sweet Jesus!
* Christ alive!
* For the love of God!
* What the hell!?
* Good Lord above!
* What in God’s name!

* Shit!
* Damn!
* What the!?
* Screw this!

## When Noticing a Player Wielding a Firearm

* Well, I ain’t got no trouble with you.
* Ain’t no trouble.
* Well, I Ain't Doing This To You Man!
* What a Joke!
* You don’t wanna go and do that.
* I was military.
* That ain’t scaring me!

* Okay, okay! I ain’t about to descend to your level.
* Easy, now. No need to be getting your bristles up.
* Please, I ain’t a wealthy man!

* I ain’t wasting no energy on this fracas.
* You wanna fight? Go on a plane to the Middle East, and do your quarreling out there.
* I like this country! I only get in wars and I can win!
* If we had a real war on, we wouldn’t be killing each other at home!
* Wouldn’t you be happier shooting terrorists instead of your fellow countrymen?
* Look Man, People Do The Same As You, So Shut your Fukcing Mouth And Let's Go Now, Yeah!