Lego McDonald's but you broke

## Overview

"Lego McDonald's but you broke" is the 1st episode of the Hippo Saga (as the titular Hippo debuts in this video).

Anime Guy is home with Pizza, but it turns out that Hippo has a craving for McDonalds. Anime protests that he can't afford McDonalds, but when Lego Yandere offers to pay for their meal, the three make their way to McDonalds. However, once their funds prove insufficient, they end up incurring the wrath of the assistant manager.

## Original Video Description

You want LEGO Mcdonald's, but you all out of LEGO money.

LEGO STOP MOTION ANIMATION FAIL

Music- Trial and Error

## Characters

#### Main characters:

* Hippo (Debut)
* Anime Guy
* Yandere Girl

#### Other characters:

* Assistant Manager
* Ball Pit Tentacle Monster
* Lego Devil

## Official Subtitles/Closed Captions

hey i got pizza

Bruh, I want McDonald's(!)

~Tense silence~

I CAN'T AFFORD MCDONALD'S!

Bruh.

You more broke than Humpty DUMPTY!

yeah.

well anyway we got food in the fridge

Hey, what's up -

**DARLING.**

\*Disconcerting breathing\*

It looks like someone threw out all of your food.

**I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO GO ON A ROMANTIC DINNER DATE THEN!**

so mcdonald's?

Bruh you don't got enough cheese to hit up that McDonald's.

\*Muffled\* I'll pay for the McDonald's.

soo how much mcdonald's this get me

\*He considers the sum\*

Mm nothing go away.

Bruh, thought you said you had that McDonald's money!

I just wanted to be useful...

Bruh

I need them nuggets in my life, nat!

\*Ascension of the assistant manager\*

\*kick noises\*

\*the sound of a jet engine, I think?\*

\*oof size: large\*

\*Our hero gasps!\*

This... THIS!? This won't even get you a ketchup packet!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

\*A thundering blow!\*

\*Another one.\*

\*And another one.

You can't defeat me.

Buuut...

You can join me!

nah i'm good

\*An abhorrent abomination of incomprehensible character and antideluvian evil has come to take its due from our feeble mortal selves!\*

\*What else but soul-rending terror can be experienced in the face of a creature so incomprehensible that it renders our pitiful existences no more than a fleeting drop of water in the great ocean of the universe?\*

\*in ya get\*

Don't worrying,

I'll save you!

\*Anime music\*

\*Gasp\*

What's this?

We're holding hands...

Hope we don't get demonetised! (Press F to pay respects)

\*Giggling\*

Let's get married!

i'm gonna let go now

\*sad anime noises\*

\*minecraft pain sound\*

h e y

I'm gonna send you back to your friends.

could you not

\*pop\*

Bruh.

'sup.

hey lemme get one of those fries right over here

yeah right there I want one a these fries

let me get one of them.

Bruh!

I'd die before I give you a fry.

it's one little fry right there.

\*thirsty thirsty hippo\*

\*Oof size: larger\*

Hey! you got to pay for those fries.

nah

## Transcript

Anime Guy: Hey, I got Pizza.

Hippo: Bruh, I want McDonalds.

Anime Guy: … I CAN'T AFFORD MCDONALDS!

Hippo: Bruh, you more broke than HUMPTY DUMPTY!

Anime Guy: Yeah. Well anyway we got food in the fridge.

Yandere Girl: Hey, what's up.. **DARLING**. It looks like someone threw out all of your food. I **GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO GO ON A ROMANTIC DINNER DATE THEN!**

Anime Guy: So, McDonald's?

Hippo: Bruh you don't got enough cheese to hit up that McDonald's.

Yandere Girl: I'll pay for the McDonald's.

Anime Guy: Soo how much McDonald's this get me

Assistant Manager: Mm nothing. Go away.

Hippo: Bruh, thought you said you had that McDonald's money!

Yandere Girl: I just wanted to be useful...

Hippo: Bruh, I need them nuggets in my life, NAT!

Assistant Manager: This... THIS!? This won't even get you a ketchup packet! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Assistant Manager: You can't defeat me. Buuut… You can join me!

Anime Guy: nah I'm good

Yandere Girl: Don't worry, I'll save you! What's this? We're holding hands... Hope we don't get demonetized! Let's get married!

Anime Guy: I'm gonna let go now…

Devil: Hey… I'm gonna send you back to your friends.

Anime Guy: Could you not?

Hippo: Bruh'. Sup.

Anime Guy: Hey lemme get one of those fries right over here. Yeah right there. I want one of these fries. Let me get one of them.

Hippo: Bruh! I'd die before I give you a fry.

Anime Guy: It's one little fry right there.

Assistant Manager: Hey! you got to pay for those fries.

Anime Guy: Nah.

## Trivia

* This is the 1st Video in the Hippo Saga to take place at a McDonalds (the 2nd being "Every Time I Order Ice Cream at Mcdonald’s"). This is also the 3rd Pantsahat video to take place at a McDonald's if you count "Lego McDonald's Fail" and "Lego McDonald's Zombie Invasion" from the Lego Saga.