Flammy

**Queen Flammy** is a main character from Farzar. She is an elderly queen who rules over Farzar. She is the wife of Renzo and the mother of Prince Fichael. She first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". She is voiced by Grey Griffin.

## Biography

Queen Flammy was born to the incestuous family of mutant freaks. She moved to the planet of Farzar where she became the queen of the illustrious and beautiful, Dome City. Flammy was the first of her kind to reproduce with someone outside of her bloodline, going against her family's wishes of her marrying her twin brother, Splammy. The person she really married was Renzo, who was in no way attracted to her and just married her for political power. Flammy and Renzo would have one child together, this being Prince Fichael.

Flammy made her first appearance in "Welcome to Farzar", where she and Renzo celebrated Fichael's 30th Birthday, where she accidentally told one of her butlers to commit suicide. Flammy decided that at this point, Fichael was old enough to become a general and she forced Renzo to canonize him as the general of his own team. Later on, Flammy played with Renzo's man titties and then Fichael came in to say that his team thought Renzo thought they were a joke. Renzo pulled out Flammy's hearing aid to tell Fichael that he did think he was a joke, knowing that Flammy would be pissed off if she heard this. Flammy was left in silence for so long, that she became disoriented and terrified.

Flammy later had some rough sex with Renzo in their big fancy bed, which chafed Renzo's genitals and caught his dick on fire. Barry came in to tell Renzo that Fichael had been kidnapped by Bazarack and taken to The Netherlands and Flammy was very concerned about this. Renzo distracted Flammy by shoving her into the closet and telling her that it was a *Costco*. Flammy believed this lie and spent her time roaming the closet and wondering where the food section was.

At the end of the episode, Flammy figured out the truth about how Renzo endangered Fichael's life. She was so mad at him that she banned him from getting "sunset sloppies" (sex) for a month. Renzo pretended to actually give a shit about this, when in reality, he was pretty relieved he wouldn't have to fuck her ugly ass anymore.

In "Robot Revolution", Flammy wore a mask of Renzo during sex and afterwards, she was seen smoking, while still wearing the mask. When the robots began to revolt against Renzo, Renzo still threw Vibratorbot back into his bedroom to keep Flammy sexually pleased.

In "Save the Reaper Demons", Flammy tried to make a phone call on a banana in an attempt to call President Banana. When Renzo lashed out at Fichael for building a sanctuary for the Reaper Demons, Flammy told Renzo that he needs to respect Fichael's choice to do whatever he wants with his own hard-earned money. She then showered Fichael with a ton of golden coins as his monthly allowance. After Renzo and Fichael left, the real President Banana showed up to have sex with Flammy. It would be revealed later on that President Banana had been making several visits to Flammy and having sex with her. One time, Fichael walked in on them and President Banana lied and said it was "Space Pirates".

In "St. Pudchugger's Day", Flammy was excited for St. Pudchugger's Day and planned out an entire day of kinky, depraved, twisted sexual exploits with Renzo for the holiday. Renzo tried to get out of it by making his sex clone take his place but his sex clone was crushed to death under a falling chandelier, meaning that Renzo was doomed to fuck his nasty-ass wife on St. Pudchugger's Day.

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Flammy was picked up by Flobby and Belzert, while she was sleeping and carried off. The two planned on breaking her apart and selling her body parts on the black market. Flammy woke up and exclaimed, "Fitz is The Kingpin!?" in a non-sequitur reference to *Paradise PD*. It was also mentioned in this episode that Fichael still drinks her breast milk.

In "Flammily Reunion", Flammy told Fichael that his Royal Seeding Ceremony was happening and she had invited her extended family to come on down to Dome City for the tremendous royal celebration of his heritage to the throne on her queenly side of the family. Flammy's entire family was nothing but a bunch of incestuous inbreds, who had created a twisted and tangled-up family tree for her. Flammy was the first member of her family to breed outside of the family, by fucking Renzo and therefore, a traitor to her royal bloondline, who tainted the genepool. Her sibling-parents, Jammy and Stammy wanted her to marry her twin brother, Splammy but Flammy refused, as she simply just didn't like this man. Splammy came on down to the royal seeding ceremony himself and tried to get into Flammy's pants.

During the celebration, Splammy hit on Flammy and would grind his ass up against her cunt in an attempt to get her to fall in love with him and naturally, Renzo was pissed off, so he tried to kill Splammy in his seat but ended up getting his ass kicked by Splammy in a fight. When the rest of the family came in and saw what happened, Flammy was very disappointed in Renzo and her family sentenced him to execution.

Before the execution commenced, the family drank some breast milk from Hammy. However, before they could all kill Renzo, Flammy revealed that she had poisoned the milk that Hammy drank earlier at the royal seeding ceremony and now she, and everyone else in the family had been poisoned as well. Flammy proved that she was on Renzo's side all along and she just betrayed her whole family. Just then, everybody all exploded to death and Flammy killed her whole entire family and set Renzo free. Renzo admitted that he was insanely turned on by Flammy, more so than he'd ever been before. Renzo fucked Flammy senseless in the end, with a little help from Splammy's former puppeteer, helping him jizz in her face.

In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", Flammy was briefly shown in a flashback, giving birth to Fichael. Renzo was there to watch the miracle of life and Barry delivered Fichael. Barry lied to Renzo and Flammy, saying that Fichael was a beautiful little baby, even though he really came out as ugly as sin.

## Appearance

Queen Flammy is an elderly white human woman with curly white hair worn in a bulbous bouffant. She has a bunch of warts, facial hairs, and sunspots all over her skin.

## Personality

Queen Flammy is a very elderly, somewhat delusional old lady, who, although kindly and well-meaning, is pretty dim-witted, though most of her stupidity can be blamed on her inbred genes. She has a raging nymphomaniac with an increasingly high sex drive and is into all kinds of bizarre kinky sexual shit. When it comes to parenting Fichael, Flammy serves as a foil to Renzo, being nice to him and actually treating him with respect by supporting his dreams, giving him motherly advice and compliments, and not treating him like total dogshit all the time. As disoriented and senile as she may be, Flammy can also be kind of a badass at times, as seen in episodes such as "Flammily Reunion", when she killed her whole family for trying to kill Renzo and in "Memory Wars", where she held Bazarack at gunpoint and threatened to kill him unless he left her husband alone, which planted a seed for what would ultimately become a war between their two kingdoms in the next episode.

## Relationships

### Family

* **Renzo** - Flammy is the very horny and voluptuous wife of Renzo, desiring constant sex with him at least four times a day. Flammy enjoys playing with Renzo's bouncy pecs and filling her crusty cunt with his massive BBC. One of her favorite sexual acts that she gives him is "sunset sloppies". Flammy is extraordinarily kinky with the sexual shit she does with Renzo, which was epitomized in "St. Pudchugger's Day", where she used a whole bunch of dildos, S&M weaponry, live animals, and other fucked up bullshit for their sexploits. She is completely oblivious to the fact that Renzo is disgusted by her and actually hates having sex with her and that he only married her for her money and power. Flammy does hold some power over her husband, however, and will scold and punish him if he doesn't treat their son, Fichael with the respect she believes he deserves. This forces Renzo to support Fichael's stupid dreams even though he doesn't have any faith in him, whatsoever.
* **Fichael** - Flammy is the mother of Fichael, who, unlike Renzo, actually respects her son and believes that he can truly be an honorable space warrior one day. This is mostly on account of her stupidity, however, as she fails to understand how much of a pathetic loser her son really is and how retarded and doomed to fail some of his goals and aspirations in life are.
* **Flammy's Family** - Flammiy is a multi-generationally inbred descendant of her expansive family of inbreds. Flammy is seen as somewhat of a traitor to her people for breaking years of incest by marrying outside of her family instead, tainting the beautiful gene pool. Flammy hates her family because of how they behaved so in "Flammily Reunion", she had them all killed with poisonous breast milk, so that they'd never bother her and her new family ever again.
	+ **Splammy** - Flammy is the twin sister of Splammy, who's had lots of sexual encounters with him. Flammy and Splammy constantly fucked each other throughout their childhoods, adolescence, and adulthoods, with the expectation that they would someday marry and produce another inbred addition to the inbred family. However, Flammy eventually dumped Splammy and went to marry Renzo instead and give birth to Fichael. In "Flammily Reunion", Splammy came back to try and break Flammy and Renzo up so that he could fuck and marry her but Flammy betrayed him and killed him with poisonous breast milk.

### Enemies

* **Bazarack** - Flammy hates Bazarack for being an evil warlord, who wants to wreak havoc on Dome City. One of the many reasons she honors and cherishes her husband, Renzo is because of his bravery in fighting Bazarack and his army in the alien wars. In "Memory Wars", Flammy was tired of getting beaver-dammed by Bazarack, so she went on down to his kingdom to have some steamy hot sex dates with him, only for it to be revealed that her intentions were to kill Bazarack. She shot Bazarack with a gun but Clitaris took the bullet for him. Clitaris died right there, while Flammy escaped and fled back to Dome City.

### Love Interests

* **President Banana** - Flammy has constant affairs with President Banana, while Renzo is away. In "Save the Reaper Demons", it was revealed that Flammy sleeping with President Banana is a regular thing for them. In "War and Peace", Flammy left Dome City to go have sex with President Banana on board his banana boat.
* **Giant Zucchini** - Flammy had sex with the giant zucchini in "St. Pudchugger's Day", by riding on his crotch like a horse in bed and wearing a leather gimp outfit. They got into some very kinky stuff. Initially, Renzo was expected to join but he never did, so Flammy and the giant zucchini just had sex without him.

## Episode Appearances

* Welcome to Farzar
* Robot Revolution (Non-Speaking Cameo)
* Save the Reaper Demons
* St. Pudchugger's Day
* The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins (Cameo)
* Flammily Reunion
* Baz, Bangs, and Brains (Non-Speaking Cameo; Flashback)
* The Great and Powerful Ozner
* Memory Wars
* War and Peace

## Trivia

* Flammy occasionally cheats on Renzo with President Banana, as seen in "Save the Reaper Demons" and "War and Peace".
* In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Fichael proudly admitted that he still drinks Flammy's breast milk, even as an adult.
* According to her medical files, as seen in "The Great and Powerful Ozner", Flammy is expected to die in 6-8 months.
* Her dentures double as a gun, as demonstrated in "Memory Wars".
* She is the Farzar counterpart of Karen Crawford from Paradise PD.