Realm of the Script Kiddie

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## CAUTION! An Unconventional Story Layout is approaching!

Yup, just like Chanukwanzaa or whatever, it's anyone's story. Problem?

## CHAPTER 1: A Walk In The Woods (goes horribly wrong)

It's a sunny day, and Lazro, in a fit of randomness, has arranged a hike in a mixture of "disputed territories" and "nuclear disaster zones," and has also arranged for the half-built official IDC helicopters to take everyone there.

Speaker: NOW THIS HIKE IS LIKELY TO BE DEADLY. IN CASE OF DEATH, PLEASE CRUMPLE TO THE GROUND IN THE MOST AWKWARD AND UNNATURAL POSITION YOUR HEAVILY MUTILATED BODY CAN TAKE NATURALLY...

Lazro gets up and shuts off the speaker.

Lazro: Geez, that thing was loud. CAN'T IT SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO READ HERE? Now, where was I? Yes, yes, Chapter 1: "How to pilot a helicopter without everyone falling out..."

Everyone, predictably, falls out and falls the tenths of feet that Lazro had managed to achieve in terms of altitude. Inexplicably, he had also taken them off the map.

Lazro: Everyone okay? I certainly am sorry for what happened up there, the steering bars/handles/wat just slipped out of my hands...

Jast: Mumph.

Debithorn appears out of the nowhere with a Gamepet Advance (TM).

Debithorn: I'm a character! A main one! And I'm gonna not swear LIKE A BOSS!

Revelian: AHAHAHAHAHA. NOPE. YOU ARE NOTHING CLOSE TO A BOSS AND NEITHER IS YOUR OWNER.

Debithorn: Nope. And I love my GA! Oh, and Lazzy, I will ally with you with the Porkchop of Doom!

Lazro: Meh. It's anyone's story, soooooooo...

Revelian: NO. THIS STORY IS MINE AND YOURS AND LD, NOT ANYONE!</ObligatoryPSSpeak>

Lazro: ...Do I really have to battle Revelian? REALLY?!

Battle Start! 1 REVELIAN!

Lazro used the HAIRPIN! It transformed into Kirby!

Kirby use Swallow!

It had no effect!

Revelian pwn'd everyone.

YOU LOST!

Revelian teleports away and has lots of sex with Umbra 'cause.

Jast: DID SOMEBODY SAY ~~BOOM~~ STORYTIEM?!?!?!?!??!??@?2/?~!/@1?12?1?@?@!!?2??@!3?@3?12?e1?#@4?!@$ES32?5e?$@!w325fd@!$/5ed4#@?D?#@s3elephantew@!d3@@S324d2$2$f3D$#cc4$@B

Lazro: Yes.

Debithorn: Cool!

Samuel: I'll join!

Zach: Me too!

Lazro: Spg'd a few things. Why I'm saying this here, I don't know.

Debithorn: Well, Poisonshot wanted me to give you these Diving Helmets. That might be helpful, you know.

Lazro: Porkchop of Doom! GEDDUSOUDDAHEARE

Debithorn: Sure!

They did not get out of there.

Jast: Dang. Porkchop gives some tough love.

The Tickler: <3

Jast: OHSHMIT-

Jast was then **hugged** to death by The Tickler.

Lazro: THAT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE.

Zach, Sam, and The Tickler then realize they don't want to be dragged into this story without proper introductions and leave.

Jast: DED. (Is me.)

?: Meheheheheh...

Lazro: Wat? WHO ARE YOU? WHOOOOO ARE YOU? HOOOOOOOO(TH) ARE YOU?!?!???!??!?!?

?: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ludicrine: Wasn't this done before in the story nobody read?

Lazro: ...

Ludicrine: Oh, right. Not supposed to exist. </EXIST>

Bob: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

Martin: Yessiree!

Bob: Welcome to **A Non-Licensed** Game show!

Martin: Contestant #N64, how much ASS do you think Megaman gets?

Lazro: N64? Like the console?

Bob: No! For "Not 6oing to live 4 very long"!

Lazro: Erm...

L-Dead: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN.

Martin: Seven asses?

L-Dead: SEVEN /SSES.

Bob: Correct! You win this GRUPIN PLUSH!

L-Dead: \*Squeeze\* YUY

L-Dead is then revived because the plush was made of silk. RIGHT?

BlendeR: \*Eats everything\*

Everything was eaten.

Paint Roller then appears and make 2000 pictures with BlendeR.

For a moment, BlendeR didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition-

SI: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Paint Roller make 222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 picture with theSspanish Inquisition.

Just when Paint Roller wanted to go home, he realized that his bicycle was broken.

Sounds like a job for... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!

PR: Thanks Bicycle Repair Man! How can we ever repay you?

BRM: No need to. It's all in a days work for Bicycle Repair Man.

PR: Do you want to do 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Pictures with me?

BRM: NO!

Suddenly, PR tries in a tragic accident. Should've rolled.

PR revives.

PR needs to go to self-defense class because he couldn't survive the tragic accident.

JC: Today, we learn how to defend ourselves against fresh fruit!

MP: We've done fresh fruit for the past nine weeks.

EI: What about defending ourselves against a pointed stick?

JC: Oh oh oh, we want to learn how to defend ourselves against *pointed sticks*, do we? Getting all high and mighty, aye? Fresh fruit not good enough for you, aye? I DIDN'T THINK SO! Today, we'll learn how to defend ourselves against the passion fruit.

GC: We've done passion fruit!

JC: Really?

## CHAPTER 2: Paint ~~Roller~~ Doomer

PR: \*Paints everything and leaves\*

Professor: HEY! Come back there!

PR: \*Paints a picture of a Gohma\*

Picture: \*Come to life\*

While Gohma is destroying the classroom, PR Paints a picture of Gaia.

It comes to life

Gaia then pops out of existence cause.

Lazro: What are we even doing anymore?!

JC: Today, we'll learn how to defend ourselves against an angry Gohma. You there, Gohma, come right at me with your fangs!

Gohma approaches.

\*shot\*

MP: You shot him dead!

JC: That was self-defense!

PR: Paint a picture of Kalle Demos.

Classroom gets eaten by Kalle Demos, then the world get flooden by Lord Jabu Jabu, who dies because of Plasmarine and rules the world with PR.

Emperor Paint Roller

EPR makes 00040000000000040000000Missingn0000001 pictures with Plamarine.

Revelian then walks up and eats PR because pumpkin.

Revelian's Etiquette Monstrance loses its last Mannercite Shard. He devolves into a Doomer.