Brendaniel

Resident Himbo

* Steel Orbs
* Casual
* Joker Form

Brendaniel is the commissioner of BFW. He is the King of Comedy and the Funniest Man Alive, as well as a Haiku Champion and a flesh vessel for God. He commissions and books most of the matches, but still has to bow to his corporate overlords. He spent an exorbitant amount of his own money to make sure the promotion of BFW was a rousing success. One of Brendaniel's corporate board members is Pennywise. He put in James' contract a clause that, if he ever eats harvest cheddar SunChips, he gets thrown out of the building. Under the commentator's desk, he has a void button to send unwanted wrestlers into the void. The only known wrestler so far who couldn't be affected by it is Ghost Dad. He has a small gem sewn into his bicep that lets Pennywise know when he goes to the bathroom, so that Pennywise can commandeer the line up and book his own matches. Brendaniel is immune to time crystal radiation in the void of BFW, which otherwise causes cancer. Every hole was made for Brendaniel. Any hole, crack, and surface was made for Brendaniel, as he exists in five dimensions. He is usually naked.

## **Matches**

### **Season 1 Episode 1**

Made his wrestling debut in a One Fall match against Garfield for the BFW Championship title, which he won. During his entrance, he shouted, "*Yeah! Yeah! I'm big! Yeah! Yeah! I'm strong! Yeah! Yeah! I'm big! Yeah! Yeah! I'm strong! Yeah! Yeah! I'm big! Yeah! Yeah! I'm strong! Yeah, I'm big. I'm big and I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill this fucker!*" The first fight ended in a draw. Brendaniel didn't want a title match to be left unresolved, so called for a rematch and called his friend Odie, who stood outside the ring to give moral support. After winning he yelled, *"Take that you little bitch! You little orange tabby! I'm Brendaniel funny champion and I'm the Brendaniel funny man!"*.

While fighting his opponent, he shouted various things:

* *"You little bitch I'm going to break you in half!"*
* *"I hate this bitch!"*
* *"Mami!"*
* *"I thought you were my friend, but you're just a little bitch!"*
* *"My bones"*
* *"Missed!"*
* *"Balls to your face, huh?"*

### Season 1 Episode 4

One Fall match against Pepsi Man and Mountain Dewey, which he lost via pinfall to Pepsi Man. This lost him the BFW Championship title.

## **Trivia**

* If Brendaniel comes to someone's house and suplexes them, they survive if their bones are strong, but die if they're brittle.
* Confuses Devil Satan and Jesus Christ sometimes.
* He once got hit on his head with a golf club by Todd Howard as a child.
* Has sponsored toilets in which Pennywise pays him a visit sometimes.
* Has his own vape brand.
* Has a medical condition of being too powerful, he wears gloves that are stainless steel orbs that contain ham sandwiches to prevent him from killing his competitors.
* Can regain energy by vaping
* Would give Slimer a fat, sloppy kiss if he didn't look so disgusting.
* Doesn't know if Hungry Pumpkin is a man wearing a pumpkin suit or not.
* Is in possession a time dilation crystal.
* Has told Vince McMahon that he shouldn't be running shows when the BFW is so much better and more powerful.
* He thought he could clone himself to have his clone be a referee for every match, but he didn't have enough money for the cloning technology.
* He wears a belt that says "I'm the Boss" on it. If someone else were to come into possession of that belt, they would run BFW.
* He's the champion, the big man, the strong man, the powerful man. And that's what Brendaniel is, that's why he gave himself the championship because other commissioners are too weak to make themselves their own champions
* Hates the Corporate Necromancer.
* Owns 50 copies of the movie Click on VHS and builds a fort of them to sleep in it at night.
* One of his favorite movies is The Green Hornet. One of the best movies ever created, 10/10, the perfect movie.
* He has kissed a penguin
* He fucking hates Pepsi Co.
* **Brendan has said three slur.**