Transcripts/The Battle of Norway Bay

—Official warning

## The Battle of Norway Bay

**LMB opening theme**

**Admiral Luznetsov**: We have almost reached Norway Bay. Our shipments for the construction of the lighthouse in the bay will be here shortly as well.
**Norway Bay fisherman**: Watch out, Admiral! The enemy navy is blocking the passage ahead!
**Luznetsov Demolition Ship Commander**: No worries, we will blast their ships into a million pieces!
[boom!]
[Canterlot High ships have been sunk]
**Citizens of Norway District**: Our bay needs help, the Soviets are coming!
**Norway statesman**: We have constructed this mighty trebuchet to tear down the Soviet towers.
**Norway farmers**: Our village is at your disposal, Luznetsov.
[a Norway village is under the Luznetsov's control]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: These wretched barbarians from the Soviet Union. What is their name – Canterlot High? They will become a real threat. [sighs] I must station men along the bay or take steps to protect Petrovburg.
[navy war]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: It will take more than a few ships and towers to stop our great navy.
[Canterlot High ships have been sunk]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: The Soviet rabble shall not stop us.
[the first Luznetsov shipment arrived]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: A transport ship with the finest lumber in the republic has arrived in the bay. We must protect it at all costs so that it can reach the construction site safely.
**President Sweyn**: Now, proceed to Norway Bay, we need to get those shipments past the Soviets.
[the garrison of Norway Bay have seen the Luznetsov]
**Citizens of Norway District**: Admiral Luznetsov has come! We are saved!
**Admiral Luznetsov**: The Norwadians have turned over the district to us. Let's make sure that the lighthouse construction site is secure.
**Citizens of Norway Bay**: Ura! Admiral Luznetsov has brought his volunteers to assist us. Now we can muster our forces we need to defend the construction of the Lighthouse of Heaven.
[the first Luznetsov shipment reaches Norway Bay]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: The first shipment arrives at the lighthouse. We must make haste and clear away for the next shipment.
[the first Luznetsov shipment has arrived at the site]
[another spot around the ocean has been revealed]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: This is the location from which the next shipment will arrive. We must clear the way for it – we cannot afford any mistakes!
**Norway Pirate Captain**: As the fellow Petrovs, the only god that we worship is Allah. Give us 2,000 gold, and we will attack the Soviets for you.
[The Luznetsov send 2,000 gold for the Norway Pirates]
**Norway Pirate Captain**: Ha! Such shiny gold truly can make a pirate's heart beat faster. Very well. We will sink the Canterlot High ships for you.
[the second Luznetsov shipment arrived]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: Beautifully carved stone statues and ornaments are on their way to the lighthouse.
[the second Luznetsov shipment has arrived at the site]
[another spot around the ocean has been revealed]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: This is the location from which the next shipment will arrive. We must clear the way for it – we cannot afford any mistakes!
[the third Luznetsov shipment arrived]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: The next shipment carrying marble blocks has arrived from the ocean.
[the third Luznetsov shipment has arrived at the site]
[another spot around the ocean has been revealed]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: This is the location from which the next shipment will arrive. We must clear the way for it – we cannot afford any mistakes!
[the fourth Luznetsov shipment arrived]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: A ship carrying gold for the final decorations of the lighthouse sails to our location. Send our fleet there to protect it!
[the fourth Luznetsov shipment has arrived at the site]
[another spot around the ocean has been revealed]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: This is the location from which the next shipment will arrive. We must clear the way for it – we cannot afford any mistakes!
[the final Luznetsov shipment arrived]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: The final shipment brings foliage for the garden of the holy lighthouse.
[the final Luznetsov shipment has arrived at the site]
[Luznetsov Shipments resigned]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: We have all of the building materials required to construct the lighthouse.
[The Luznetsov start building the Lighthouse of Heaven]
**Admiral Roosevelt**: So, do you think that you can build a lighthouse while we stand idle? Think again!
[Soviet Army approaches]
**Admiral Luznetsov**: The Soviet troops are trying to land in Norway Bay!
[army war]
**Soviet Army commander**: Can it be that the Luznetsov finally learned to fight?
**Admiral Luznetsov**: The Canterlot High warships approach the lighthouse!
[navy war]
[Canterlot High ships have been sunk]
[Lighthouse of Heaven completed]
**Admiral Roosevelt**: Since we are a generous people, we will allow you to stay in Norway Bay. But Petrovburg must belong to Canterlot High School forever! Never forget that!
**Admiral Luznetsov**: The lighthouse is built. We have acquired the divine favor of Allah, and the Soviet rule will be ended thanks to His power.
**YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!**
[Admiral Roosevelt defeated]
[Soviet Army defeated]
[Canterlot High Fleet defeated]
**THE END**