Julianpod Simpson

Born in Sallynoggin on the 11th of september 2000, Julianpod Simpson and began his studies of window licking at the young age of 4. Lives in Sallynoggin, Ireland. Julianpod Simpson works for Fisherman's Wholesale as a professional Samiad catcher and moonshine distributer since 17th of August 2020. Well known for making extensive fish discounts in the hot summers. Julianpod is in an open relationship with multiple people. He drinks the uncommon mix frequently and could be considered an alcoholic regardless of his status as a lightweight.

He had been gone for an extender period of time due to his sailing of the established Irish sea and I has since uncovered the secrets of the treasonous ocean holds. His journey has left him disgusted. He journeyed on his quest to find a special and unique luring bait to sell to the masses from his famous fishing shack, tragically, he encountered a raging storm that nearly killed him. His boat was sinking and had no life jackets to speak of because he did not believe in drowning. However, he was saved by an ancient sea creature known as Shatmandu. Shatmandu spoke with Julianpod and had told him that he had been chosen by Willyfracks. Julianpod tried to ask who he was talking about, however all he said was that his name was Shatmandu and that he Gaurded the Island. He then told Julianpod to be silent or he would take 30% of his chin as that was his diet. Julianpod was truly irritated and hurt by this. Shatmandu took Julianpod to a rocky and cold Island which wasn't an issue for him as he was wearing his special thermals to keep him warm. Shatmandu then left Julianpod with the alleged final words "I am Shatmandu" He then scurried into the depths of the water below and Julianpod was sad. Julianpod was then kidnapped and tied up by Barbary pirate men who for some reason also had nice worm thermals on. They took Julianpod to their cave which he found less than ideal. In the cave there was a fire and another man with his back turned. Julianpod demanded that he look him in the eyes as Julianpod determined his significance through his rank as the youngest of the Simpson family. When he turned to face Julianpod he was thrown into shock for it was Julianpod himself who was standing there like a reflection. Before Julianpod could say anything he told him that this was not his true form and that he chose a form that was most pleasing to Julianpod. The pirate men untied Julianpod and hudled around him.Julianpod asked why he was wearing his special thermals but he told Julianpod to shut up and listen. He said that his true name was Willy and that he was the leader of the Willyfracks (The pirate men) and told Julainpod that he was chosen to learn the Willyfracks secrets, he said that the world is not as it seems and that the Samiads and Glomschlatts are just the beginning of something bigger. He told Julianpod that the world is truly run by a secret government known as the Gromblamite Bureau. He told Julianpod that when the time comes he and his brothers will have to dismantle this organization during the Great Grombandiad War. Before Julainpod could ask any questions, he gave him an amulet that looked like a fish hook with a big erect phallus attached to it and told Julianpod that he will know what to do with it when the time comes. The Willyfracks then forced Julianpod to drink some sort of uncommon mix and before he knew it, he had passed out and woke up in a docking bay in the Welsh region. Julainpod was disgusted. Nobody understands what had happened or if any of it was real as he did take many sleeping tablets on his boat trip, but he still has the amulet and that is all anyone truely understands.