Eldir Da Show

Eldir Da Show is a dutch web-series by 12DAMDO. This slice of life anti-show is about profanity and blasphemy hidden within a subtle layer of irony and fabricated cringe. And it all centers around the fictional country, Eldir.

## Season 1

### wie is die superheld

The GoAnimate episode following the events of the GoAnimate films. In this episode, Tim's German friend leaves the country and Garry finds out that his girlfriend, Amy is actually the superhero, The Green Eldir Lady.

### WoW maakt je pc traag

The final GoAnimate episode. In this episode, Tim wants to play a boot-leg World of Warcraft called World of Battle: World until his pc crashes. And a larper thinks he can compete against Gill.

### het flash project

In the first ever Adobe Flash episode, Tim wakes up from a distressful dream that shows him the truth about Eldir and Anna is finally fed up with his nonsense.

### anna maakt het uit met tim

In this episode, Anna breaks up with Tim.

### artuur is terug 1/3

Garry tells everyone about what happened in the previous episode until he notices their long forgotten frenemy, Arthur.

### artuur is terug 2/3

Tim is confronted with the fact that Arthur is back but falls in distress once he notices it's hunting season, and so he dresses up like a bear.

### artuur is terug 3/3

Tim has lost his memory and thinks that he's a bear but Anna hits him back into his senses.

### baby-lol goes to school

Baby-Lol goes back to school and starts to socialize.

### tv magie

Garry finds a remote that warps him and his brother Tim into the TV and they gain control over the universe. They visit pop-culture media like MTV, South Park, 24-Kitchen, and Mortal Kombat.

### zombie puberteit

Baby-Lol is finally 13 years old and because his mother, Magica is a witch, he now has to undergo some rituals. This includes finding a werewolf to drink blood from a holy grail, and losing his virginity.

### McEldir

The gang celebrates the season finale in the local fast food restaurant, McEldir.

## Season 2

### Hackers in Da Hood

In the second season of Eldir Da Show, the show is being hacked by an anonymous hacker and Tim tries to set things right before Garry dies forever. And Anna's hair is blonde now.

### Hamburgerman Is Terug

Tim & Garry's long forgotten enemy Hamburgerman (the owner of the McEldir) is back, and Tim decides to troll him.

### Tim & Garry in Bikinibroek

Tim and Garry are bored and decide to go back inside the TV where they go to Bikini Bottom. This episode is blocked world-wide due to copyright.

### Pokemon GO Kan Geen GPS Verbinding Maken G

The new sensation game Pokémon GO suffers from bad GPS connection and everybody in Eldir is upset.

### 2016 Was Kut

Tim is having a mid-life crisis after realizing how bad of a year 2016 actually was and complains about everything he used to like has become very retro. More and more people are suffering from this mental state and try to settle with reboots.

### De Verloren Hoop 1/2

Tim, Garry & Arthur are invited for a family reunion to meet their long lost family member, Johan Van Der Apendans. But this implies that Tim and Arthur are blood related which they're not too pleased about. Benjamin Eldir explains how it happened.

### De Verloren Hoop 2/2

In the second part of the previous episode, Tim and Arthur have to deal with the fact that they're triplet brothers. Hamburgerman tries to kill Tim. And there are Bakemonogatari references for some reason.

### Barney's Ketjap

Garry wants to buy a Barney The Dinosaur doll but instead gets the actual Barney who tries to kill Tim. Anna and Timmy talk about Kecap Manis (sweet soy sauce) and there are DashieXP references for some reason.

### Laars Been

Tim has to buy a NotTinTho Schwift because the Nintendo Switch is not available in their country, and he has to settle with bootleg games. Anna has a headache and Garry tone-deafly singing along to B.Y.O.B by System Of A Down is not helping.

### Wat Er Gebeurt Als Je Geen Energy Drink

Johan asks Tim to buy a private label energy drink but the only store that sells it is closed on sunday. Tim and Garry try to find a way around this problem but Tim is starting to show rehab symptoms after not having drank a sip of energy the entire episode.

### Party Time

The gang celebrates the season finale in the local night club, Party Time. But their celebration comes to an end when a pervert asks Anna to undress. Tim takes revenge for this, but at what cost.

## Season 3

### De Nanûsénel Trilogy 1/3

Before Anna died in the previous season's finale, she had requested Tim to bring the 8 crystals to Jursel. They decide to call an uber driver. Tim reads the story of the viking, Branalus Horkalon, the creation of Hamburgerman, and the mighty emperor, Ormelus Kardelus and his wizard, Matorka.

### De Nanûsénel Trilogy 2/3

They arrived in Jursel and Tim is very suspicious of Roberto. Tim and Garry discuss to continuity errors of season 2. Tim continues to read about Odus Kardelus, Magica, and the golden emerald of Emeralos.

### De Nanûsénel Trilogy 3/3

They almost have every crystal and can fulfill their destiny. Tim is still suspicious of Roberto. 50 years later, Baby-Lol's children find out about this adventure and travel back in time to help the gang fulfill their destiny.

### Vaginale Mond

Tim has a bad dental hygiene and started growing a clitoris under his teeth. He has to find Chad, the doctor, before his mouth is one big vagina.

#### Alternative episode: Umiland

This episode was never released. Tim accidentally wakes up in Umiland and needs Team Umizoomie's help to get back in Eldir.

### Gill Booster

Gill mixes energy with vodka and becomes successful. But after Hamburgerman buys the bar, it first needs to be approved by Jon Taffer himself.

### Onbe Kentge Bietistan

In the first half of this episode, Garry decides to take Tim on a journey to Unonarialand, the land of the Ikanight. One of the Ikanight promises to bring Anna back to life through magic and then rapes Garry to death. In the second half of this episode, Tim, Garry, and Baby-Lol go Trick-or-Treating.

### eLDiR WAvE

Tim has fixed their childhood car and go have a joy-ride in the mountains while listening to DyE - Fantasy. This episode based an episode from 2011 of the original Eldir.

### Based en Blue Pilled Privilege

Feminists, Anti-Zwartepiet Protestors, Queers, Anti-Abortion Protestors, Islamic Terrorists, Fedora Tipping Neckbeards, Anti-Fortnite Protestors, Neo-Nazis, Article 13 Supporters, Karens, Comic Con Larpers, Anti-SJW's, and /pol/tards are all snowflakes, protesting over nothing. Gill gets radicalized by the SJW's and comes to the conclusion that modern Steven Universe is better than the older seasons, which Garry politically opposes.

### De AfstandBediener

Garry kills Remotin and opens a portal. So Tim, Timmy, Garry, Gill, and Baby-Lol enter the portal and meet Saint Nicolas. Saint Nicolas brings Remotin back to life but loses his Christmas magic so he has to turn into a demi-god.

## Season 4

### Tv Magie 4

If Garry gets a girlfriend or boyfriend, Tim is allowed to play with Remotin. Garry gets a transgender girlfriend.

### JK Rowling is Gay

JK Rowling has announced that in the next Harry Potter, you are gay. Tim however doesn't fall for this.

### Alien vs Redditor part 1

In September, a bunch of weeaboos decided to free the aliens from Area 51. Tim and Arthur's long lost triplet brother, Thomas awakens. And there is an election going on.

### Alien vs Redditor part 2

After the election, Benjamin Eldir decides to cheat his way back on top and JK Rowling gains more and more power every day. R-Kelly pees on J-Izzle's daughter. The gang is confronted with the fact that Thomas is back.

### Internationale Lockdown

Timmy wants to play Assassin's Creed Valhalla but first Tim needs him and Garry to help him buy energy drinks in a town that's undergoing a lockdown due to COVID-19. Magica, Anna, Jennifer, and Amy are playing Halo Infinite.

### Nachtschade part 1

After the events of Alien vs Redditor, the gang ready to confront Benjamin Eldir and Timothy Thomas Glamnu. And Tim learns the truth behind Remotin's abilities.

### Nachtschade part 2

After Benjamin Eldir got his hands on Remotin, it is up to Tim (who received half of Remotin's abilities) to defeat Benjamin and his henchmen through anime references and game refences. This episode is also known as the Paprika parody.

## Characters

### Garry (Gardon Nanûsénel) Glamnu

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