Fischl vs Mona

***Fischl vs Mona*** is the twelfth installment of *Princess Rap Battles*. It features the Electro character, Fischl, battling the Hydro character, Mona, both from *Genshin Impact*, battling one another.

## Cast

### Rappers

* Briana White as Fischl
* Anna Akana as Mona

### Cameos

* Whitney Avalon as Katheryne
* Karalynn Dunton as Jean
* Kelsey Marie Edwards as Barbara
* Kim Dalton as Klee
* Dani Scott as Lisa
* Jonathan Regier as Oz *(voice)*

## Lyrics

*(Fischl's lyrics are violet, Mona's are violet-red, Katheryne's are cyan, and Oz's is purple.)*

### Prologue

Ad astra abyssosque. Welcome to the Adventurers' Guild.

Greetings, Katheryne. Hast thou a glorious task worthy of our skill?

A lyrical duel is today's daily quest,

Best insult to the other wins the contest.

An Astrologist is above such meaningless prattle.

For one million Mora. ...Okay, blondie, let's battle.

### Fischl

You best watch your tongue, pathetic peasant dung,

Don't mess with the Prinzessin der Verturteilung!

The Immernachtreich host came prepared for this roast,

My brain power shall devour you like Fisherman's Toast!

Electro blow slays foes whilst my slick prose flows,

Just look at her clothes, Mona's cheap and it shows!

My restraint displayed in throwing shade is coming to an end,

This retrograde chambermaid has no friends!

### Mona

Open both eyes to see this Astrological genius,

Allow me to elucidate the difference between us!

I gaze upon the heavens and the universe speaks,

You read a book, stole a look, and you lie through your teeth!

Loquacious little teen, Gods, I swear that I'll scream,

If I end up stuck inside one of your cutscenes!

I'm spitting hot fire, while you're breaking a sweat,

Cause water witch magic gets everyone wet!

### Fischl

Oh, scry me a river, you sad, moistened bint,

Who can't even prevent her financial descent!

Your fortune's already spent! It's an eviction event!

Why art thou such a layabout? Pay your freaking rent!

Didst thou cry out mine holy name in earnest supplication?

It must be time to just remind this servant of her station!

Thine powers, a pity! Thine coin purse, a joke!

Mein Fräulen means you are totally broke!

### Mona

Tell that turkey to stuff it, you can eat crow and love it,

The Astrologist demolished Miss Pompous and her puppet!

I'm laying down the smack on this crackpot quack,

Spitting bars like shooting stars with my Zodiac attack!

In fact, I think it needs to be said,

Mondstadt won't shut up about your mama's great meat spread!

Who cares what you've read? Get some psych books instead,

Immernachtreich? She's Immer-not-right in the head!

### Fischl

Mine vassal looks a mess, perhaps it is the stress,

This watered-down magic clown, sorry, soggy sorceress!

Your poverty rhymes are barely a rap,

You spent all your savings on star-gazing crap!

Let this be a lesson! You're not predicting, you're guessing!

A foolish lunatic put in her place by the Prinzessin!

You can't match my title, my prestige, or my wealth,

I humbly beseech thee, go fornicate thyself!

### Mona

Witness Mona Megistus, I'm nobody's vassal,

See my moon sign rising, you can kiss my astral!

It's frankly absurd that this idiot bird,

Has to hang out and translate for some roleplaying nerd!

Here's a prediction: you are nothing but fiction!

Your name, your eyepatch, and your ridiculous diction!

It's over, it's finished! Katheryne, pay me,

Cause everybody knows her real name is Amy!

## Trivia

### General

* This is the third rap battle to have all of its characters come from the same fictional universe, after *Freya vs Ravenna* and *Harley Quinn & Birds of Prey*.
	+ It is the fifth if *Snow White vs Elsa* and *Cinderella vs Belle* are counted.
* This battle's video was sponsored by *Genshin Impact*, hence the usage of the characters.
* This is the first battle to not have Whitney Avalon portray a rapper.