The Fat Cat (session)

**The Fat Cat** is the fifth session in Season One of Wacky Ribbons.

* Chenille goes up to the third floor where there’s like a big ballroom bc she can hear piano music
* It’s Relovan playing a piano, sitting next to Trongy, who has her back to the door. Trongy doesn’t see Chenille but Relovan does and continues their conversation.
* Trongy says a lot about how she knows Relovan wants to trust people, but they don’t know anything about them - and the second they let their guard down is when people will exploit their openness
* Trongy leaves, sees Chenille, BODY CHECKS HER SHOULDER, BYE BITCH
* Chenille talks to Relovan, tells them Trongy is right. Through conversation Relovan agrees to tell Chenille *everything* and pinky promises, but wants to do it when everyone is present.
* Song, Acacia, Ipu all head down for brekkies
* Song eats with Jhazo, who asks if he’s heard about local ~news~: taxes are getting raised for imported goods and people aren’t happy about it
* Song, Jhazo, and Aithne all have a jam sesh to Everybody Wants to Be A Cat
* It’s so good that Ipu hops up on a table and does a little dance to go along with it, and two more fat cats in addition to Fatty dance and jump around him
* It was tight
* Song talks to Alex the Merchant who’s at the Fat Cat, purchases a worm on a string and a polaroid camera (that i didn’t call a polaroid camera but shhh my notes from last week aren’t in front of me) and takes a selfie with her n\_n
* Acacia also buys a worm on a string
* IPU ALSO BUYS A WORM ON A STRING
* Acacia and Ipu sit at the bar in the tavern area and roleplay with their wermz (it’s cute)
* Chenille goes to Alex, wants to buy the restorative solution but doesn’t have enough money - Alex says she’ll cut Chenille a deal if she brings her an apple pie from the Pie Hole (as in, shut yours)
* Chenille ends up bringing everyone with her. Ope
* They come across a DND arcade called DND bc i’m a good dm thanks
* They play some carnie games!
* Chenille wins a fish and gives it to Acacia
* Trongy wins a giant stuffed dragon and gives it to Relovan
* Relovan also won themselves a giant. Stuffed. Animal.
* TRY PIRELLI’S MIRACLE ELIXIR THAT’LL DO THE TRICK SIR TIS UNIQUE
* They go to the Pie Hole, door’s locked, Chenille lockpicks it open
* Overhear conversation in the back - One man is yelling at another about “how do you ACCIDENTALLY revive the DEAD GIRL”
* Lots of things happen. You ever see pushing daisies? That
* Chenille gets her pie.
	+ Trongy, stoned: I didn’t know you liked pie
	+ Chenille: WHEN IN THE LAST THREE DAYS WOULD THAT HAVE COME UP
* Trongy and Acacia also order pie and ice cream.
* Trongy eats an entire pecan pie by herself.
* \*ursula voice\* Well we’re done here so……..Leave
* When they head back to the Fat Cat but ALL OF THE SUDDEN
* This drunken man comes out of the Fat Cat and grabs Acacia screaming “SHE STOLE EVERYTHING FROM ME THAT GENASI BITCH”
* Acacia growls. Ipu death stares. They both intimidate him so much he is grovelling on the floor, begging them because everything has been stolen from him by some “wench”
* He shoves a map into Ipu’s hands
* Linu drags him away while her WIFEY Anise, the elf who works at the Fat Cat, explains that that’s Leonardo - he’s become the town drunk but he used to be the law enforcement. He kinda sucked tho and whoever replaced him is doing a better job
* No one ones what she looks like or what her deal is, she keeps to herself and wears a cloak
* ~mystery~
* Trongy asks a lot of questions about what she’s like, Ipu’s like ????, Trongy’s like, LET’S GO
* Chenille goes to see Alex, they share some pie, Alex gives her a worm on a string ;^)
* Acacia turns into a cat. And wants some of Chenille’s pie. Chenille rejects her :’(
	+ Relovan: Can you teach me how to do that?
	+ Acacia: Sure! It’ll just take 10 years :^)
	+ Relovan: *oh*
* Chenille and Ipu go to Chenille’s room and Chenille has Ipu translate TRONGY’S DIARY????????????? GASP