Ronald McDonald

The creepiest clown in town

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**Will Scott**, better known by his stage name **Ronald McDonald** is the mascot of the eponymous McDonald's chain of restaurants, which has a regional division located in the city of Devil's Deep. Ronald McDonald also serves as the de-facto boss of the facility, giving orders to the local CEO. He was also a secret worshiper of the Demon Prince Zenn Isaak, with whom he had apparently concocted some sort of deal.

## Appearance and Character

This restaurant mascot has that classic clown look, a white-painted face, a big red smile, a giant mop of curly red hair, this clown's got it all! Yet underneath this fun exterior he hides many dark secrets, as evidenced by his deal with the Demon Prince Zenn Isaak. Full of apparent ambition and cunning, this evil harlequin would stop at nothing to make his restaurant the biggest around. Even if it meant selling his soul.

## History

Will Scott was not born a Devil's Deep native, yet moved there around 1222 AC when McDonald's had decided to open it's very first restaurant in the city of Devil's Deep. This restaurant was located near Funland. It was here that Will Scott first took on the mantle of his alter ego, the clown Ronald McDonald.

The inhabitants of Devil's Deep had never experienced fast-food before and so the restaurant quickly became very successful and popular. Ronald as well became a very beloved mascot among children and adults both, and enjoyed a near-celebrity-like status. Tragedy struck not long after, however. Unbeknownst to anyone this first McDonald's facility was built right above the ancient cavernous site of Daemonheim, which contained a dormant portal straight to the heart of the Darklands. This portal, stemming back to before the War of the Tides, was opened for the first time in centuries in 1224 AC (exactly two years after the grand opening of the restaurant) by an unknown person. This opening of the portal caused a calamity, the ceiling of the cavern collapsed and the entire McDonald's restaurant sank into the ground, killing everyone inside. This was one of the greatest tragedies Devil's Deep had ever faced, and Ronald McDonald was presumed dead.

Yet The New Arrival discovered that this was apparently not the case, as he ran into the demented clown while on his quest to ''gather intel'' on the new McDonald's facility. This new facility had been built by the McDonald's company far away from the old site in order to avoid any association with the tragedy. In honor of the memory of Will Scott, he had never been replaced as mascot. But it turned out that he had in fact somehow survived and hid himself away in the basement in the new facility, this was known only by the current McDonald's CEO, whom would frequently consult with Ronald, making Ronald McDonald the de-facto boss of the McDonald's local division of Devil's Deep. The New Arrival promptly remedied this ''miracle'' by killing the clown. In his final words, Ronald revealed he had made some sort of deal with the Demon Prince Zenn Isaak, whom resided in the Darklands. Zenn Isaak had apparently broken this deal according to Ronald. These events have led to all kinds of speculation as to what exactly the contents of this deal could have been.

## Theories

It is speculated that it was in fact Ronald McDonald himself who opened the portal located at Daemonheim and that this was where he brokered his deal with the Demon Prince. It is likely that he then may have asked Zenn Isaak for immortality, in return he would have been to deliver souls to the Prince. This would have meant that anyone eating at the new McDonald's facility has sold their soul to Zenn Isaak. That is just speculation ofcourse.

## Trivia

* Ronald McDonald is obviously based on the real life McDonald's mascot of the same name.
* The grave of Ronald McDonald can be found inside of the ruins of the first McDonald's facility, located just outside of Daemonheim. His grave can also be seen through the ice when exiting Morghul's lair.
* There is a wanted poster for Ronald McDonald in the police station.
* The inaccessible attic of the McDonald's facility hides a statue in his likeness, as well as a cake.

## Quotes

* *''NOOOOOOOO! YOU PROMISED ME ISAAK!''*
* ''*NEEEEIIIIN! DU HAST ES MIR VERSPROCHEN ISAAK!'' (German translation)*