AusSoc Mukbang of 2019

Karzkin commits his great crime.

The **Great** **AusSoc Mukbang of 2019** was an event that took place on the AusSoc discord on the 4th of October, 2019, primarily within the #voice channel, later renamed #mukbang livestream in response to the mukbang. The event entailed the consumption of a two kilogram portion of Woolworths frozen lasagne by Karzkin, and the subsequent reactions (almost universally of disgust) from the various denizens of the discord, including MrNeverpeter, fosfossil, Lautaro, Jooshr, and icarchris.

## Prelude

On the evening of October 4th, 2019 Karzkin cooked a 2kg frozen lasagne from Woolies, as he does most days. While it was cooking, a weird conversation about mukbang took place in #general. Karzkin mused how he'd like to eat a shit ton of food while people payed to watch. WickedMagician told him to do it in #chat, and the Great Mukbang was born.

## Chronology

The Sun King (pbuh) pinged @everyone to draw his loyal servants to Him. The lasagne still had half an hour of cooking time, so people joined the voice chat to wait as the tension mounted. Once the lasagne was done and cool enough to eat and Karz had figured out how the fuck to actually live stream it, the Great Mukbang commenced. Literally 5 minutes later it was over, with the lasagne all gone. Karzkin proved beyond a doubt his status as Absolute Unit by destroying the lasagne with ease.

## Reactions and Aftermath

Reactions to the event almost exclusively comprised those of disgust and revulsion to the great atrocity that had been committed by Karzkin. The traumatic emotional impact suffered by those who were unfortunate enough to have been watching Karzkin partaking in the Mukbang was so great as to cause vows of veganism and to cause incidences of hunger strikes. Below are some quotes of the victims of the crime.

> "this is the worst chat session this server has ever had" - MrNeverpeter
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> "I'm vegan now" - Jooshr
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> "i'll never eat again after watching this - this is a fucking nightmare" - MrNeverpeter
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> "can we ban karz now" - icarchris
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> "I now hate myself" - Lautaro
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> "this is illegal surely? who is going to jail for this?" - Bsharri
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> "this is horrible stop fucking pinging me you horrible nerds" - fosfossil
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> "karz was singly responsible for the food shortages that led to the holodomor" - The Grim Reaper
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> "SCHLORP SCHLORP" - Jooshr
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> "can someone tell me what orgs karz is in so i can boycott them" - The Grim Reaper
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> "this server must fast now" - icarchris
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> "blood on your hands @karzkin" - chromo
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> "delet this" - Comrade Tim
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> "hunger strike to ensure this never happens again - good christ" - MrNeverpeter
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### **Aftermath of the event**

The aftermath of the event primarily comprised the efforts of the residents of the Discord to record the history of the event and to ensure that an atrocity of such scale would never again occur on the server, as well as the trauma suffered by the residents of the server and its associated aftermath. This most prominently included the addition of the ?karz command to the Dyno bot, featuring the infamous image of Karzkin in the midst of his mukbang, in order to constantly remind the citizens of AusSoc of Karzkin's heroic and legendary actions.

Almost a week later the denizens of AusSoc were once again baying for Mukbang. Karzkin happened to already have a lasagne ready so he duly obliged, giving his fans Mukbang 2: Electric Boogaloo. Chris, the most authie mod, deleted the #chat channel halfway through the live stream, so a seperate server was created to hide the Mukbang from enemies of the people. The second Mukbang concluded, the people's bloodlust temporarily sated. Will Mukbang 3 happen? Probably.