You get Dominated at Subway

### Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZm5BAd8s7M&list=PLNruaNRFeLrXTlKRUBLcx01x3XJOliihg

## Overview

You get Dominated at Subway is the 16th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Astolfo is working at Subway, only to deal with Tahu being an unruly, oblivious, and indecisive customer. Arguments and Innuendos ensue.

## Original Video Description:

You crave a footlong (Extra Mayo)

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Astolfo VA: https://www.fiverr.com/lovelyweirdjynn

#animation #astolfo #anime

## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Tahu
* Astolfo

#### Other characters:

* Anime Police Girl (Background)
* Master Chief (Background)

## Transcript

Astolfo: Hello! Welcome to Sandwich Store! Where the subs aren't the only thing that's a foot long.

Tahu: Boi, I hear you guys lie about the length of yo' subs.

Astolfo: WHAT? As if! My sub is huge!

Tahu: Yeah, I’ma need some proof!

Astolfo: Want me to measure it?

Tahy: Uuuuh…

Astolfo: See? It’s “monster sized”.

Tahu: Don't they got rulers from where you from!?

Astolfo: You must *really* want the full 12 inches…like, I know this be Subway, but I didn't expect you to be the sub.

Tahu: A sub? As if! I'm on top! ON TOP OF THIS GAME! You see this fit?

Astolfo: Am I really supposed to be impressed by fake Timbs and last year's Gucci?

Tahu: Oh you keep this up, and I'mma have to turn this Subway into an express train to a Knuckle Sandwich.

Astolfo: You wanna throw down? You need to throw down some cash on a new outfit!

Tahu: BOI, MY FIT FRESHER THAN YOUR FOOD!

Hippo: Bruh, you gettin' dominated up there.

Tahu: I don't need your input!

Hippo: Bruh, he up there radiating pure testosterone, bruh. Like, I heard they pushovers at Quiznos. You could probably handle that, bruh.

Tahu: Yeah, more like quiz-NO! I’m gettin’ my five-dollar-footlong!

Hippo: Bruh you know the "five dollar footlong" eight dollars and eleven inches, right?

Tahu: BOI, how is the five dollar footlong not five dollars and not a footlong!?!

Astolfo: Like, Legally, that's just what we call it! And come on, everyone adds an inch or too.

Tahu: Boy, you got some predatory business practices!

Astolfo: We're actually 100% predator free! ... Now!

Tahu: Just get me my sub!

Astolfo: Sure! What kind of bread you want?

Tahu: What do you "what kind"? They make new bread or somethin'?

Hippo: Bruh they really made a sequel to bread?

Astolfo: Yeah! We got wheat, oat, Italian-

Tahu: Boi! Do I look Italian!

Astolfo: Maybe…

Tahu: Uh… Well uh, this Gluten free?

Astolfo: Nothing here is free! You got money?

Tahu: I got bread.

Astolfo: Then why do you want mine?

Tahu: BOI, JUST PICK A SUB!

Astolfo: Okay! I pick you!

Tahu: What?

Astolfo: You're the sub! Prepare to get topped!

Tahu: Finally some customer service.

Astolfo: Wait.. You actually want girly boys to dominate you!?

Tahu: Why do you think I come to Sub-

## Trivia

* Through out the video, the one who sits across from Hippo (and is obscured by Tahu) is Anime Police Girl. However, when the camera points points to Tahu's Timbs, she's been replaced with Master Chief before going back to Anime Police Girl. This is likely a continuity error.
* Interestingly enough, Master Chief does appear standing outside of Subway in the opening establishing shot of the video.