Discord Server Technician

"It's an animal thing."

*"Me? I'm just passin' through..." - Discord Server Technician, when asked why he's in the Rub Al Khali desert*

## Summary

The Discord Server Technician is supposedly a standard Bess Citizen contracted by The Millionaire to upkeep the single Discord server located in the Rub Al Khali. While he possesses no superhuman abilities, he has far above average strength, survival instinct and willpower. He is the only non-entity able to survive the treacherous journey through the Rub Al Khali and thus can be spotted around the desert in various home-made shelters until he is tasked to repair the server by The Millionaire. The technician can be identified easily by his faggles he wears around his head 24/7.

They mostly spend their time brutally killing any living thing that comes near the desert so he can turn their meat into jerky for use on future trips. When inquired on why they don't just subsist on Jatalian Food Rations, they always respond with "It's an animal thing." before turning the inquirer into jerky. Despite his uncivilized nature, he's a very skilled server technician that can repair the Discord server from virtually any type of damage, barring complete destruction. No one actually uses Discord in the Bess Reality and it's just another misguided pipedream from the Millionaire; making the Technicians job pretty much pointless.

## Relations

*"I bow to no man."* - Discord Server Technician to Low Tier God after he asked him to be an honorary disciple

**Low Tier God:** LTG was impressed by the Technicians ability to survive the Rub Al Khali and offered the Technician to become an "Honorary WhyBoi" of the Disciples. The Technician refused and it spurred the Disciples to hunt the Technician down. However, the Rub Al Khali and its surrounding areas are not only the Technicians home turf but also inhospitable to most people; meaning the Disciples are not strong enough to take out the Technician at this time.

**The Millionaire:** The Technicians misguided employer. Despite the job he gave the Technician being pointless, he still gives out paychecks without any delay. He is respected by the Technician due to this, and he may come to his aid in times of need if they ever arise.

**Ozymandias:** The Technician was unfortunately part of Ozymandias's plan and got his legs broken in the middle of a routine repair job. He was left stranded in the Rub Al Khali with two broken legs and almost got sent to Easy Street. However he pulled through and made splints out of the bones and tendons of one of his former victims, completing the repair job and barely making it back out of the desert. He swears that he's ready for the next Ozymandias attack, but no one ever is.

## Origins

The Technicians full name is Isaiah C. Brone, meaning he's related to the legendary Murphy Brone. This may be the source of his above average traits and his mindset that differs from the one of an average Bess Citizen. However, him and Murphy rarely speak. It's unknown whether it's from mutual hatred or their situations just not allowing for much interaction.

Isaiah C. Brone was always stronger than average, but other than that he wasn't particularly notable. It wasn't until the Millionaire put up job posters for "Server Technician" that his life started to break off from the ordinary. He and a team of 9 others were trained to maintain servers and navigate the harsh Rub Al Khali.

On their first day, it quickly turned out to be a logistical disaster. Everything went wrong -- there wasn't enough fuel to get back out of the desert and there wasn't enough water for everyone to get through. They tried to radio for help but all they got was Eminem's "Not Afraid" blaring back at them. They brought Jatalian brand radios. Needless to say, that was a problem.

No fuel, no water, no direction and no hope. If it wasn't bad enough, someone accidently filled their canteen with Red+Green Decohedran-esque 84 18 20 Grey Cubed Rehydration Drink (street name Attack zombie activating water) instead of the planned normal rehydration drink. Midway through the trip the group heard of viscous growls and screams coming from the east. It was a group of generic Attack Zombies! Without any real weapons except survival knives, they fruitlessly tried to slash the zombies.

One dead. Two, three. It kept racking up. The weak knives were no match for the bloodlust of the Attack Zombies. Eventually It was down to two; the Technician and a no-name. Brone did what he had to do, and he clotheslined the no name with little resistance. The zombies were closing in; about only 90 seconds out. Brone took out his knife and sawed an arm off the no name with surprising precision. He acquired the arm just in time as around half of the attack zombies went after him, the others going to feast on what's left of the no-name.

Brone used the arm as an effective blunt weapon and started taking out the zombies in quick succession. He walked over to the now skeletal no-name and killed the remaining zombies gnawing on his bones. Without even apologizing, he ripped the canteen off the corpse of the no-name and went to finish his job. Ever since, he's only gotten better at surviving the desert and has become a legend to Bess Citizens.

## Interbess Period

Since The Millionaire functions normally during the Interbess Period, the Technician is still tasked to repair the Discord server even during such a stressful time. Luckily for the Technician though, the Rub Al Khali is very consistent; it'll always be just sand dunes with a single shed no matter what. This means things for the Technician are pretty normal during an Interbess Period.

However, unlike a normal Bess Period, the Technician is hostile during this time. He's on high alert due to all the freaks and squidwards out to get him and thus will kill on sight to ensure his survival. It's recommended for any Bess Citizens to stay far away from the Rub Al Khali if possible.

## Additional Information

*The Technician, about to reach the Discord server in the Rub Al Khali.*

Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftho\_Wq2tsE