Hamilton's Odyssey/Transcript

The following is a transcript from the fifth episode of *The Adventures of Leah Thompson*, Hamilton's Odyssey.

## Act 1: "Operation: COPS"

(Intro)

(Shows the title card with artwork of Hamilton's thought clouds with question mark, exclamation mark, etc.)

TEXT: Written by JOSH WEINSTEIN & JON VITTI

TEXT: Storyboard by STEVEN DEAN MOORE & DAN POVENMIRE

TEXT: Produced by WALLACE WOLODARSKY

TEXT: Co Directed by LAUREN FAUST & STEVEN SPIELBERG

TEXT: Directed by MIKE B. ANDERSON

(Fades to black)

(Fades to California city background with "Operation: COPS" logo appears)

Announcer: "Operation: COPS in California".

(Shows to the montage of the police around California with "Bad cops" song)

(Cuts to California city background with "Operation: COPS" logo appears)

(Song ends)

(Police siren is heard in the background)

(Fades to the skyscraper with searchlights, the helicopters flying above the skyscraper)

Police officer #1: Looks like a hostage situation.

Police officer #2: Yeah, seven people are being held by three defective ballet dancers, they'll blow up the building if we don't give in to their demands.

(Cuts to the 3 Ballerinas Dancers are inside the building, with seven people tied up)

Police officer #1: What can we do?

Police officer #2: If we only someone in the building.

Random woman: Where's Billy?

Police officer #2: Wait a minute, who's that on the roof?

Random woman (shocked, sad): Oh no, that's my little son.

(Cuts to the random 5 year old boy, who is standing on the roof, the lights blinded him while holding a rope; Tying a rope around his body.)

Random kid: I'm not going anywhere, have a few laughs. (throws a rope to the pole, looks down and see lots of police cars; Jumps off the roof with explosion in slow motion, cut to the skyscraper being blown up, a kid falling with the rope, and pulls out a shooter and shoot through the window, and walking with a evil smile on his face, punching and fighting were heard in the background.)

Random woman (surprised; happy): Hey look, he saved the hostages.

(Cuts to a random kid, who's inside the helicopter, with saved 7 people and the 3 Ballerinas Dancers were being arrested by the police)

Police officer: #2: That's one fine underage hero you've got here. Tell you what i'm gonna do.

(Cuts to California city background with "Operation: COPS" logo appears; with "Bad cops" song)

Station announcer: Operation: COPS will be right back after these messages.

(Cuts to Robert, Hamilton, Bloo, Bobby, Alexander and Stereo sitting on the couch in the living room)

Stereo Twin 1: Wow, that was a great show.

Hamilton: I know! "Operation: COPS" is my favorite TV show since when i was 10 years old, you know what happens if a kid who saved 7 people and the 3 Ballerinas Dancers are getting arrested for blowing up the building, that was extremely incredible.

Bobby: (Talking to Hamilton) Hamilton, can you pass me the remote, i wanna watch the kid educational shows. (Hamilton throws the remote to him) (changes various channels and finds a channel plays "Playtime with Stanley")

Stanley (on the TV): Hello, and welcome to "Playtime with Stanley"...

Alexander: (sighs) Sometimes i watch science cartoons because i love all of my science stuff.

(Doorbell is heard)

Robert: I'll get it! (runs to the door, opens the door) Welcome to McGuire Manor.

Leah: Hi, Robert, George asked me about going to lunch at the park, has anyone want to go to the park to eat lunch.

(Cuts to Hamilton, Bloo, Bobby, Alexander and Stereo sitting on the couch in the living room; when Leah arrives)

Leah: Guys.

All: (except Leah) Yes, Leah.

Leah: George asked me about going to lunch at the park, is everyone want to go to the park to get some fresh air.

All: (except Leah) Yes ma'am!

Stereo Twin 2: Yes ma'am.

(Shows Leah calling George)

Leah: George, you asked me about going to eat lunch at the park about a while ago, when did you go to the park?

George (on the phone): Yes, i asked my parents about this if i can go eat lunch at the park if it's okay with your parents.

Leah: Okay, last weekend my parents were out to a family night, so it's a good idea to do besides fresh air at the park.

George (on the phone): Come and meet me at the park.

Leah: Okay, George, bye. (phone puts away) So, what are we waiting for, come on and let's go meet up with George at the park and get lunch.

Bloo: Wow, we could eat lunch at the park, what about candy.

Leah: We'll get candy later, Bloo. It's time to get some fresh air. (walks off-screen)

Bloo: Okay, if you say so. (walks off-screen)

(Fades to black)

## Act 2: Lunchtime at The Park

(At the Springville Park)

Leah: Where should we sit?

(A lightbulb appears over one of Stereo's heads)

Stereo Twin 1: Hey i know, maybe we should sit...(shows the empty table)...this table.

Bloo: And that's what we call it, "Super Table".

Robert: Look, there's George. Let's go sit right next to him.

(clock wipe transition)

(Leah and her friends are eating lunch)

George: I'm so glad that you guys made it on time, especially you, Leah.

Leah: Oh, it was just a little rush that we all working hard today.

Alexander: (chewing his mouth, then swallows) It's really good to eat this baloney sandwiches because they're my favorite food in Springville.

(When George's parents arrive)

George: Mom, dad, what are you doing here?

George's mom: We just wanna see how are you doing?

George: I'm doing great, i went to the park to eat lunch here, i called Leah and i asked her about going out for lunch along with everyone, it's really nice out here in the park.

George's dad: Don't worry, George. We got you covered since when we went to the park and get some fresh air, you know, camping.

George: What are you talking about?

George's dad: You know like the camping trip that usually in outdoors, setting up campfires, roasting marshmallows and make s'mores that we eat them.

All: Cool.

George's dad: At night, we sing a campfire song and telling stories without any bigfoots around here at the campsite.

(Leah and her friends are intrested)

George's dad: If the bigfoot came out of nowhere....

(Leah and her friends look scared)

George's dad:...(shouting) **THE BIGFOOT'S COMING!!!**

All: (screaming)

George's dad: (laughing) (Leah and her friends look peeved)

George: (serious) Dad, that's not funny.

George's dad: Of course it is funny.

George: Is not.

George's dad: Is too.

George: Is not, (angry) don't even do it again, dad.

George's dad: Okay son.

George: Good, can we finish eating lunch.

George's dad: Sure thing, George. (walks off-screen) See ya.

George: See you later, dad. (after a long pause) What, anything that you guys participate?

Hamilton: Hey, i remember watching "Operation: COPS" where some random kid who was on top of the skyscraper and jumped off and stopped the defective ballet dancers, isn't it awesome!

Leah: Yeah. i think so.

Bobby: Cool.

Alexander: Super Duper.

Leah: Guys, let's relax at the park to watch the sun go down, shall we?

All: (except Leah) Sure.

## Act 3: Watching the Sun Go Down

(Leah and her friends sitting on a grass watching the sunset)

George: It's really great to watch the sunset, right Leah.

Leah: Yep, watching the sunset is the best thing in the world. (looks at Stereo, wearing sunglasses on each head, drinking a soft drink) Sounds perfect, huh?

Stereo Twin 1: (sighs) Sunset.

Stereo Twin 2: Daylight savings are the most time of the year.

Bloo: I think we should put sunglasses on that the sun won't burn our eyes.

Leah: Bloo, will you relax already, i mean. I guess we can wear sunglasses on. Is everyone got sunglasses?

(Everyone nods)

Leah: Well, this is it, guys. The sun is about to go down, you guys might wanna watch it.

Hamilton: You bet.

Leah: Now let's watch the sunset.

(clock wipe transition)

(Leah and her friends watching the sun going down)

All: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1!

(The sun is down; which now nighttime)

Leah: Yes! We did it you guys, we watched the sun go down.

George: Oh my golly! Now the sun is down, we can all go home now.

Hamilton: Home? What do you mean going home, i thought you guys talked about candy.

Robert: Yes, we know, Hamilton. We can get candy by now, (Talking to Leah) what time is it?

Leah: (looks at her watch; the time is 8:05pm) It's 8'o clock, what are we guys going to do?

Alexander: Why not we could go to your apartment to go ask your brother and grandmother that we're going to get some candy.

Leah: Alex, that's the spirit! We can go to my apartment to ask Ted and my grandmother about getting candy. (runs off-screen)

(wipe transition)

(At Leah's apartment)

Leah: And this is where i live by the time since i moved here.

Robert: Neat, don't mind if we can come inside.

Leah: Sure, but don't get carried away.

(Leah and her friends ring the doorbell; the door opens, Madame Gabrielle is shown)

Madame Gabrielle: Hello, dearie. I see what your friends are doing?

Leah: My friends, i think they're doing super great, grandma, we want to ask you something.

Madame Gabrielle: Why don't you come inside and take a look.

(Leah and her friends go inside)

Ted: Cool! Are those your new friends?

Leah: Ted, this is George. He is a owner of McGuire Manor and boyfriend of mine.

Ted: And what about the rest.

Leah: What about them?

Ted: Your friends from McGuire Manor that you made.

Leah: This is Robert, Hamilton, Bloo, Bobby, Alexander and Stereo. These are my friends that i made at McGuire Manor.

Ted: Wow, that's cool. (handshakes George) Nice to meet you, George.

George: Wow, Ted. You have big scary eyes.

Ted: Geroge, huh? But what are you guys doing here?

Leah: We're here to ask you and grandma about getting some candy.

Ted: Really? You guys talked about getting candy earlier at the park. I gotta wear something, be right back. (walks off-screen)

(Fades to black for commercial break)

## Act 4: Time to Find Some Candy

(Leah and her friends are sitting on couch, watching television in the living room)

Stereo Twin 1: What's taking him so long?

George: I have no idea, Stereo, but Ted is coming about a second or two.

(Ted is seen wearing black clothes, wearing a brown backpack on his back)

Ted: Now, are you guys ready to find candy before sunrise.

Leah: You guys heard what my brother said, let's go get some candy before sunrise.

Madame Gabrielle: What about me? Can i come too.

Leah: Sure, grandma. You can come with us, as long as you behave, (Talking to George) and your sister is coming with us too.

George: Yes, Georgia will come with us to find some candy, here she is. (Georgia appears)

Georgia: (waves) Hi, everyone.

All (except Georgia): Hi, Georgia.

Leah: Georgia, i'm glad that you come with us to find candy, you always be my friend anyways.

(Fades to Leah, her friends, Ted and Madame Gabrielle climbing on the roof of the Springville Office)

Leah: Okay guys, here's the plan. We can all get candy from the office before s-

Ted: You already know about getting candy.

Leah: (Talking to Hamilton while holding Webbly) Hamilton.

Hamilton: Throw me the spider, I'll have you guys jump down the chimney!

Bobby: Okay, Hamilton. (giving thumbs up)

Alexander: Are you sure, it's kinda deep.

Bloo: What's that supposed to mean, finding candy in the office.

Ted: Whoa, a ghost like creature.

Leah: You mean, Bloo, he's an imaginary friend who is obsessed with paddleballs.

Hamilton: Here goes nothing. (jumps down the chimney; Mission Impossible plays in the background; Leah, her friends, Ted and Madame Gabrielle jump down the chimney)

(Hamilton lands inside the chimney)

Hamilton: You guys can jump down now.

(Leah, her friends, Ted, and Madame Gabrielle lands)

Hamilton: (soft voice) We have to keep moving. (walks off-screen)

## Act 5: Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle and Friends Get Caught

(The next scene shows Leah, her friends, Ted and Madame Gabrielle went inside the office, which is very quiet)

George: It's quiet, too quiet.

Robert: Where is everyone?

Bloo: I can make some noise to make you guys feel better. (uses a airhorn, causing Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle, and friends jump) (laughs) That was funny! (Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle and friends looked at him; with an angry expression, continue laughing)

George: (angry) (snatches the airhorn from Bloo) That's enough! We have to find candy before we get caught by security.

Leah: Guys, look. There's a way in, maybe we'll find candy, come on.

(Cut to Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle, and friends go inside the room and saw a safe)

Leah: Yes, we can take it back to McGuire Manor.

Hamilton: Hold on. (uses a blow dryer and the lasers appears) Lasers.

Robert: But how do we get the safe now?

Hamilton: Be careful not to go through the lasers.

(Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle, and friends walk through to avoid the lasers; Hamilton finding numbers on the code)

Computer voice: Access approved.

Hamilton: Bingo. (opens the safe and see candy, with Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle and friends with a surprised look)

All: Candy!

Leah: You did it, Hamilton. (high fives Hamilton, accidentally hit the laser; alarm goes off; The security guards appear)

Security Guard #1: Freeze!

All: Aah!

Security Guard #2: Where do you kids think you're doing?

Leah: W-we can explain.

Security Guard #3: And you're gonna get a ticket for find-

Hamilton: Candy!

Security Guard #2: Did someone say, "candy", they are also called "sugar free candy".

Stereo Twin 2: Sugar free candy?

## Act 6: Still No Candy

(clock wipe transition)

(Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle and friends are investigating around the neighborhood)

Hamilton: Well, we've been caught the security guards in the office.

Bloo: (yawns) I need a nap.

Leah: There's no time for napping you guys, we have to find candy.

Georgia: But how?

Hamilton: I know just a plan.

(Fades to Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle and friends climbing on the roof; Hamilton uses Webbly to tie up and jumps down, a loud explosion is heard)

Hamilton: Sorry, wrong house.

Stereo Twin 1: Well, that didn't go well.

Leah: (Talking to Hamilton) Did you find the candy yet, Hamilton?

Hamilton: No, but i still got the candy. (holding a burnt bag)

Ted: Let's not forget about burnt candy, let's try something else.

(wipe transition)

(Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle and friends investigate in the alley)

Hamilton: See anything yet?

Bobby: No sign of candy, but it could be there somewhere.

Madame Gabrielle: Oh ho ho ho. (Talking to Leah) Is that candy around the alley, dearie?

Leah: No grandma, no candy in the alley.

George: Hey guys, i found something.

Robert: Really, where did you find, George?

George: I found the candy. See. (holding a candy wrapper)

Stereo Twin 2: Uh, that's a candy wrapper.

George: Oh my golly, it's not candy, it's garbage. (throws the wrapper in the garbage can) (Talking to Leah) How much time do we have left until daytime?

Leah: (looks at her watch, which is 12:00am) It's midnight, we have to find candy before it's too late, now who's with me.

All: (except Leah) We are!

Leah: Alright, now let's put our hands together as a teamwork.

(Everyone put their hands together, and cheering)

Alexander: And let's do this!

All: (cheering)

(Fades to black for commercial break)

## Act 7: Are We Too Late?

(Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle and friends climbing on the skyscraper wall)

Madame Gabrielle: (panting) Climbing is way harder than we thought.

Ted: Yeah, me too.

(Hamilton finds a chimney)

Hamilton: I found a chimney you guys, come on. (jumps down)

Leah: Come on, guys! (jumps down)

(Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle and friends sliding on the chimney)

Leah: Whee!

Bobby: This is fun!

Bloo: (screaming)

George: (screaming) Wahoo!

Hamilton: (laughs) This is **AWESOME!!**

(Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle and friends landed on the bouncy house)

Robert: Oh, i feel dizzy.

Leah: Come on you guys, we are brave enough to find candy, and we'll be saved.

(It cut to Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle and friends are running; with *Eye Of The Tiger* by *Survivor* in a montage)

Hamilton: Look!

All: (except Hamilton) Candy!

Georgia: Let's take it back to McGuire before the security guards caught us just like the office.

Leah: That's a wonderful idea, Georgia. Now let's get out of here quick.

(Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle and friends running in a montage; the security guards appear again)

Stereo Twin 1: Uh oh.

Stereo Twin 2: Not again.

Hamilton: Are we too late?

Security Guard #1: This is what happens if you kids try to steal candy from a...(eats a candy bar) That is the most, deliciously, tastiest thing ever in my whole life!

All: Huh?

Security Guard #2: What's going on here?

Leah: Thanks Hamilton. I couldn't have done it without you.

## Act 8: Let's Go Home/Ending

Hamilton: Well, what do you know about "Sugar free" thing.

All: (except Hamilton) Hamilton.

Hamilton: What? It's just a type of candy thing.

Stereo Twin 1: (eating a candy) Mmm, they're not so bad after all.

Leah: Of course, Stereo. Sometimes we only eat candy, having fun, playing with Webbly (holding Webbly, uses as a lasso, snatches the chocolate bar from Bloo)

Bloo: (angry) Hey, that was mine! Mine i tell you!

Leah: (eats a chocolate bar) Mm, this chocolate bar is really good.

Stereo Twin 2: Cool, can i have one.

Leah: Sure. (gives the chocolate bar to Stereo)

Stereo Twins: Thanks, Leah.

Leah: You're welcome.

(Robert is swimming candy)

Robert: (Talking to George) You know what, George. It sure is really up to something.

George: Big deal, Robert. I always up to something. When did we know about anything?

Leah: And to here or there!

All: To the most sweetest thing in Springville.

(Everyone cheers)

(Fades to Leah, Ted, Madame Gabrielle and friends (except Hamilton) are heading out)

Security Guard #1: Bye kids, have a good time.

Security Guard #2: Stay out of trouble!

Leah: We will. (walks off-screen)

Hamilton: Sir.

Security Guard #1: Yes.

Hamilton: I'm really sorry about everything i've done.

Security Guard #2: I know, Hamilton. Something's terribly wrong. And we also like give you a hint.

Hamilton: Wow! Thank you so much for giving me a hint.

Leah: (off-screen) Come on, Hamilton!

Hamilton: Oh, i gotta go now, see ya! (runs off-screen)

Leah: Hamilton, i thought you were a hero.

Hamilton: Yep, i'm a hero, a good guy. And what about the other good guys do?

Leah: Let's talk about this when we get back to McGuire Manor. Come on, Hamilton. Let's go home.

(Leah and Hamilton walking on the sidewalk near McGuire Manor)

Hamilton: (off-screen) That was the best night ever!

(Fades to black)

(Credits)