The Author Diaries

These Are my entries about my findings in the supernatural realm these people call "Marcargonshen".

None of the art here is mine, everything was made by other people.

Read on with caution as these creatures are only for the brave hearted.

Day 1-Entry 1-Age 13: My First Opening

It has been one year since I have met these adventurous people and creatures in the kingdom of Marcargonshen. They said that they would tell me if they needed any help from me. But I have waited forever! I have lost faith in Sam and Lizzy and everybody in the kingdom. But one night, I saw a light coming from the forest and I was convinced that Jack, Sam and Lizzy needed me for a special reason. I ran out of my house but then woke up and realized that it was all a dream. I went downstairs that morning and saw what I thought was a rat and grabbed a broom to chase it out of the house. But when I came closer to the tiny thing, I realized that it was a little elf sitting on our table! Then I realized that he was with a bunch of his friends! I stood back and grabbed you and drew all of the little creatures.

The Beer Drinking OneThe Other Beer Drinking OneThe Artist Elf

The Beer Drinking walked over to me obviously drunk and said that the little children named Slam and Bizzy needed me. He was drunk and slurred his words but it was clear that *Sam* and *Lizzy* needed me for some unknown reason. The other drunk one said that the two kids were in danger and that this elf and his friends for the last resort for the two children to get this message to me. I looked at them with confusion but the artist one was already pushing me out of the door. I saw the big bright glowing portal in my backyard and got filled with joy! I saw two Elves who were supposed to be guarding the portal but were clearly to fascinated in this hole in the ground. I looked down the hole and saw a bear in it! The two Elves were feeding the bear with an apple but I pulled them away in fear they would get eaten by the animal. I hopped in the portal and so did all of the Elves. I expected to wake up in the open fields of Marcargonshen but instead I woke up in a large hole in the ground with tiny monsters eating at a table. They looked at all of the Elves and got up and left through the front door. The Elves said that this is there home and that they need to take me to Main Marcargonshen. I can't wait! For now were waiting in the hole for a little before we walk. Too Bad that we have to walk for 2 hours...

Day 2-Entry-2-Age 13: The Long Long Long Long Walk That Took Forever.

As we made the treacherous journey, the stupid beings who claimed they were Elves but looked more like garden gnomes. We finally had made at least a little progress in the journey but had been stopped by evil shadow beings! they looked very scary but did not move and had stone cold expressions on their faces. Now, in this entry you will hear the phrase "In The Belly Of The Beast" 3 times (That one doesn't count). The shadow beings were moving in closer to me and the Elves but did not even make a sound until one of them said the phrase I will never forget.

"You Are All In The Belly Of The Beast" Said The Second Shadow Figure.

"We Don't Mean No Trouble! We Just Want To Get To Main Marcargonshen!" Said The Drunken Elf With The Orange Beard.

"You Will Go Nowhere Until We Say So" Said The First Shadow Figure.