!ydrapoeJ.com: Jeopardy The Lost Episode 2

!ydrapoeJ.com Jeopardy The
Lost Episode 2

It's been six months since I
saw Jeopardy.exe. Me and Bobby have never spoken since. I felt like I
was gonna go insane after I deleted the video. Things have never been
the same for me. I can go over to my friend's house, and sometimes
Jeopardy was on. I looked like a crazy dude- a- roo when I demanded
to switch it off. I was all like “TURN THAT FUCKING SHIT OFF YOU
DINGLY DANGLY PIECE OF SHIT GOBBLER!” and he was all like “Whoa
man calm down.” I can even just see the word Jeopardy and I'll
freak out. Even as I'm like freaking my socks off man.

On the other hand, a few
days ago, I got a message from an old, and even almost forgotten
'friend.' It was from Bobby. He said “ Edward,I know you probably
hate me for what I sent you, but you have to see this. It's
important.” (Edward's my name I forgot to mention it.) I was hoping
it would just be a stupid or funny video like he used to, but I also
had a sense of dread as well. They called me Judge Dredd, cuz that's
what I had on my mind. He sent me a link. The link was
“!ydrapoeJ.com”. I shit my pants so it took me a few minutes to
check out the link lol man.

So I checked the link. It
was exactly like the show was that he sent me. The backround was very
hyper realistc flesh from the category screen as the background. All
of the letters were hyper realisticly in reverse, and the host, Alex
Trebek, was still in his negative colours. And I never forgot his
eyes. His FREAKING. HYPER REALISTIC. EYESZZZZZZZZZZZZ. They were
still dripping with hyper realistic blood from his REALLY hyper
realistic eyes. The site was all in reverse, but it was a good thing
I could read backwards letters n stuff like that. There was a list of
episodes. I had to see that. I was gonna try to find the one episode
that I watched, and luckily the episodes were named by the
contestants. The other contestants were also demons and stuff, but
they're too scary to even say. I found the one with the three I saw.
It was also episode six..... six..... SIX!!!!!!! I dumparoonied right
into my Thursday best pants when I saw that.

Then there was also another list of
episodes that were “online exclusives.” I wanted to leave that
sick as shit site, but I felt like I had to see these. I scanned
through them, until I clicked one of them. I chose the finale episode
of the apparent first season of the online version. Except this time
I was prepared and ready for this episode. I held my favorite teddy
bear, Funkles, and I watched. It had the same fucked up and hyper
realistic opening. This time it was much darker, and it was starting
to pour more blood than the last one. I thought this was apparent,
since it was a finale episode. The host was the same, and his hyper
realistic eyes were dripping blood. He then said “We're gonna have
a lot of fun tonight.” He started chuckling, and then laughing with
more hyper realistic blood coming from his hyper realistic pot hole
eyes. I hugged Funkles tight as he did this. Then the contestants.
They were just random jibberish of upper and lowercase letters
instead. They're names were HtfqUEhf, KldnBVxz, and tYoePRTzd. I was
like “Woah man who got the kindergartner on the spelling thinga ma
jiggies. Then I had another good chuckle for a good while, but I had
to pause the vidoe first cuz it went on for a while lol. This time
the categories were: Death, Demon Summoning, Evil Numbers, and
Possession.

There were things drastically different
from the one I saw before. Instead of a scream of agony for an alarm,
it's clearly someone's head, being decapitated from their bodies. Now
the contestants now have hammers, and the heads are smashed like a
frigging Halloween pumpkin with blood and guts. Everyone who was
somehow watching, was laughing, since there was still no audience,
but it was still there. Everyone had the same minus SIX SIX SIX as
scores, but his time there was a winner. It was the first contestant.
This time the host came up to him, and smiled. Before he interacted
with the first contestant, he went to the one on the right of him. He
said “ Your life is now in Jeopardy.” He then swallowed the mans
head whole as a butt ton of hyper realistic blood came gushing out
like those gusher candies! Then I hurled up all over my computer. It
took me about an hour to clean that shit up. Fucking prick made me
clean up all of my shit like what an asshole. After I resumed the
video, the host went up to the far right contestant. He then told her
(it's a girl if I didn't say yet lol): “That is incorrect my
dearest. You should have thought harder.” He then grasped the
woman's neck, and had a fucking kung fu ass grip on it. He grasped it
so hard it exploded with suprisingly not hyper realistic blood. This
is where I finally knew something was wrong here man. I mean, there
was blood that was hyper realistic the whole time, but no this time
OH NOOOOOO. He then went to the 'winning' contestant. He then said
“You have beaten the game. You are my friend.” The man then took
off his shirt, and the host started laughing hysterically with blood
pouring out. He then grabbed into his stomach, and grabbed his heart.
He then laughed even harder, with even more blood, and even the
contestant dying with laughter. He then said “YOU ARE ALL MY
FREINDS!” and laughed as the demon credits rolled down with the
reversed theme song. I thought it would be over after I watched that
episode, I saw one really truly disturbing thing on the screen. It
had a special thanks. It said. “Special Thanks To Edward.”