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Designated Survivor

***Designated Survivor***

## Synopsis

*On the night of the State of the Union, an explosion destroys the Capitol Building, killing the President and everyone in the line of succession except for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Thomas Kirkman, who had been named the designated survivor. Kirkman is immediately sworn in, unaware that the attack is just the beginning of what is to come.*

## Cast

### Main

* Kiefer Sutherland as Tom Kirkman
* Natascha McElhone as Alex Kirkman (seasons 1–2)
* Adan Canto as Aaron Shore
* Italia Ricci as Emily Rhodes
* LaMonica Garrett as Mike Ritter (seasons 1–2)
* Tanner Buchanan as Leo Kirkman (season 1; recurring season 2)
* Kal Penn as Seth Wright
* Maggie Q as Hannah Wells
* Paulo Costanzo as Lyor Boone (season 2)
* Zoe McLellan as Kendra Daynes (season 2)
* Ben Lawson as Damian Rennett (season 2)

### Recurring

* Mckenna Grace as Penny Kirkman
* Peter Outerbridge as Charles Langdon
* Malik Yoba as Jason Atwood
* Kevin McNally as Harris Cochrane
* Virginia Madsen as Kimble Hookstraten
* Ashley Zukerman as Peter MacLeish
* George Tchortov as Nestor Lozano
* Reed Diamond as John Foerstel
* Mykelti Williamson as Admiral Chernow
* Michael Gaston as James Royce
* Mariana Klaveno as Brooke Mathison
* Jake Epstein as Chuck Russink
* Lara Jean Chorostecki as Beth MacLeish
* Rob Morrow as Abe Leonard
* Geoff Pierson as Cornelius Moss
* Mark Deklin as Jack Bowman
* Kearran Giovanni as Diane Hunter
* Terry Serpico as Patrick Lloyd
* Richard Waugh as Jay Whitaker
* Breckin Meyer as Trey Kirkman
* Kim Raver as Andrea Frost
* Michael J. Fox as Ethan West
* Nora Zehetner as Valeria Poriskova
* Aunjanue Ellis as Ellenor Derby
* Anthony Edwards as Mars Harper
* Julie White as Lorraine Zimmer
* Elena Tovar as Isabel Pardo
* Lauren Holly as Lynn Harper
* Ben Watson as Dontae Evans
* Chukwudi Iwuji as Dr. Eli Mays
* Jamie Clayton as Sasha Booker
Axe Tori

Axe Toris are the 3rd and final type of Tori. They appear at the beginning of the 4th level.

## Information

Axe Tories are among the strongest enemies in the game, far stronger than any of the other Tories. They have a quicker charge time, are faster and deal more damage. They are also the first Tori with a ranged attack, using throwing axes as their main weapon. They appear more frequently as the game progresses and pose a dangerous threat if not dealt with quickly.
Dauntless Army

The Dauntless Army is an evil organization lead by Admiral Kuroitsu Kreuz. They act as the primary antagonists of the game. The group was eventually defeated and disbanded by outcast and legendary swordsman Radish Mercury.

## Motives

The group strives to create a world based on fear rather than strength. They use both old fashioned military weapons such as spears and swords and new age weapons like magic blasters and such. They plan to use the magic they gain from raiding the Torijini ruins to attack the various Cities and Islands and use the fear of future destruction to put people under their leadership. The group is responsible for the main events in the game, such as the kidnapping of the princess and the raid on the ruins.
Bat

Bats are common enemies appearing at the beginning of the game.

## Information

Bats are weak enemies who can be defeated quickly with up attacks. They are only slightly more durable than Tekis. They are the only enemies in the game who can fly, which makes them trickier to land hits on. They also fly near platforms in order to give the player a harder time. They have no real way of attacking, just flying until the player hits them or is hit by them

## Trivia

-They are the 2nd most common enemy in the game, only being beat by Tekis.

-They are the only enemies to not have any affiliation to the Dontres Army.
Princess Amanan

Princess Amanan is a minor protagonist in the game. She is the Princess of the the Torinoru Island and its people. She was kidnapped early in the game by Admiral Kreuz to open the gates to the magic sanctuary but was later rescued by Radish Mercury.

## Role in the game

Years ago, Torinoru Island was a peaceful land free from the corruption of the modern world. But that changed when Admiral Kreuz came their Island to steal the magical energy within the ruins. Many were killed and the princess was captured to be used as a key to open the gates sealing the magic power of the sanctuary. The people called upon a young swordsman to save the princess and defeat the evil dictator. After a brawl Kreuz was defeated, and the people had their princess back. They hailed him a hero and Amanan allowed him to keep all the treasure he collected as a reward for saving her and the Island.

## Appearance

Princess Amanan has blonde pigtails, hazel eyes and hairbands. She wears a blue and red dress with a yellow nexus on it, the symbol of her tribe.

## Personality

Amanan has a kind and caring personality. She cares deeply for the Torinoru people and was very grateful when their Island was saved. She is also rather timid, as she and her people would rather stay unnoticed the rest of the Islands.

## Powers and Abilities

The princess has the ability to use her magic abilities to open closed passages.
I Joined a Blood Cult And All I Got Was This Lousy Tshirt

Rogue Podron Mission 18-5: I Joined a Blood Cult And All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt

RoguePodronMission18-5.mp3

We continue our journey through the second Alphabet Squadron book, discussing chapters 10-12 of Shadow Fall by Alexander Freed. Can things get any worse? Yes. Always yes.

This week’s glistener question: Who sits on the New Republic's Droid Relations committee?
Такума Акуцу

**Такума Акуцу** (亜久津 拓真, *Akutsu Takuma*?) — сосед сестер Саотомэ, по воле Одина ставший любовником валькирий. Такума увеличивает их силу. Также он тренируется, чтобы стать настоящим эйнхерием.

## Внешность

Даже когда Такума был ребенком, у него было пугающее лицо, отчего окружающие в конце концов стали называть его демоном. У Такумы черные волосы средней длины, черные пронизывающие глаза, острые зубы и шрам на правой щеке.

## Личность

Из-за того, что окружающие его боялись, Такума вырос изгоем. Он избегает других людей и боится социального взаимодействия. Но после встречи с сестрами Саотомэ Такума начал понемногу раскрывать себя. В детстве он очень хотел, чтобы его хвалила мать, и в течение всей жизни прикладывал много усилий, чтобы хорошо учиться. Со временем это практически превратилось в одержимость учебой.
Fanfiction for Rogue Pod

The first Rogue Podron inspired fanfiction was created in response to the listener question for Mission 2-7: "Describe a month in the Rogue Squadron Swimsuit Pinup Calendar." The work, titled "The Rogue Squadron Calendar: Swimsuit Edition", was published on the fanfiction hosting site Archive of Our Own, or AO3, on March 9, 2016 by Glistener Sarah G. under the pseudoymn IrenkaFeralKitty.

A fanfiction collection was created on AO3 titled "Rogue Podron Made Us Do It" on August 31, 2018 to host stories created for, and by, members of Rogue Podron. Rogue Leader Meg has contributed several stories to the collection as well as other users.
ШВИН-тян

Это вы вспомнили про /шв/-тян, чей размер груди зависел от тысяч статей на вики?— Тай

**ШВИН-тян** — предположительно, первый адепт тоталитарного дзен-буддизма, ученица Саутамы. Текущий статус неизвестен.— ШВИН вики

## Мифы

Трудно сказать. Характер будет очень сложным. Наверное эта тянка бы просто медитировала со спокойным лицом— Икс
Я не шарю в аниме-тян— Липчанин
Спокойная наверное, в основном у неё будет безразличное выражение лица с долей улыбки. Может болтать на многие темы. При разговоре будет казаться , что она говорит с пустотой, смотря куда-то вдаль... Бывает спонтанная апатия к происходящему. Ей будет все равно на оскорбления и прочую агрессию в ее адрес, но она терпеть не может, когда обижают ей близких людей. Всегда имеет свое мнение. Умеет понимать людей, анализировать. Место работы: в лучшем случае фриланс, в худшем скучная работа, с которой она хочет уйти. Возможно в ее жизни когда-то случился печальный переломный момент. Красиво рисует в скетчбуке, самоучка. Носит любимый желто-оранжевый, немного большеватый свитер, тёмно-синие джинсы, распущенные волосы тоже оранжевого цвета. В общем одевается свободно. На шее носит кулон со знаком ШВИН. Возможно носит круглые очки, а может и нет. Есть пару колец на руках, чисто для красоты. Не курит, но бывают злоупотребления алкоголем и энергетиками, любит пиццу. — Олми
ну и зачем ты написал целую пасту— Че сириус
...— ШВИН-тян
Luke Touches Wedges Nub

*This week we’re kicking off season 21 and even though Danny is not here (it’s fine we’re doing great it’s fine) we’re going full steam ahead and reading the first book in The Jedi Academy Trilogy: The Jedi Search!  We talk about Han Solo being a wife guy, how rancors apparently look like crabs, and the multiple Courtship Of Princess Leia references!*

## Episode 164

### **If They Were A** :

One of Meg's Animal Crossing Villagers...

### **A Star Wars Questions**:

**How did Boba Fett get out of the Sarlacc pit?**

### **Highlights:**

* Walk, Walk, Jedi Fashion Baby!
* New Opening: Ocean Beaches Variant
* "It doesn't matter how he got here. He's here and he's hot!" - Meg
* "Who's watching the Bad Batch though, to be honest?" - Ash, dismissing basically 90% of the fandom and 20% of the podron
* 8:45 Heath not giving a shit about clones.
* 11:15 Heath hates Wrecker.
* Jedi Search is the same as Glove of Darth Vader.
* The unifying thread between Legends and Canon is that Han and Leia are shitty parents.
* "You can have an X-wing and still be a dickhead" Example 1:Yrica Quell
* 16:50 the hosts remember that all the Legends books/comics were part of their canon.
* 18:55 Meg and Ackbar are still together.
* Garm Bel Iblis (nickname pending) the middle aged white man that keeps making good points,.
* 20:52 SHE SAID THE TITLE!
* Nothing good ever happens on Kessel.
* Jupiter Ascending and Star Wars, both coming with the good bath technology.
* Star Wars Legends, when nobody knew the words "rape culture".
* Anakin is only Leia's father in so much as he did not drown her in a lake.
* Note: People hate the midichlorians because Qui-gon Jin literally says that midichlorians are what tell people the will of the Force and without them we would have no knowledge of the Force.
* Nub Count: 5
* 39:53 Frogman Name.
* Danny would probably say a Rancor is a spider, since a crab is an insect.
* 41:56 SHE SAID THE OTHER TITLE!
* Scarecrow Man.
* Coming Soon, why the War on Drugs was a failure.
* "If you're trying to kill your nemesis, don't try to be extra."
* "We already have Solo."
* "The Expanded Universe is just mansplaining."
* "I know enough that a parsec is a measurement of time not distance." - Heath
* Written BY simps, FOR simps.
* New Outro Music: Disco Pews.

### **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**

"We asked for you sketches of Kairos, go look at twitter if you want to see them."

**Danny\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_Meg**

**Ash\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_Heath**

**Saf**

**Glistener Responses:**

Kairos by Dillon \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Kairos by X-Wings & History

Kairos by Tom the Fanboy

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

Glistening Unmasked Kairos to X-Wings & History, Tom the Fanboy, and Dillon.
Валькирия и любовь вики

Валькирия и любовь вики — это энциклопедия о Val x Love, которую может редактировать любой желающий, в том числе и вы. Исправляйте ошибки, дополняйте существующие статьи и создавайте новые страницы — так вы сделаете это место чуточку лучше.
Справка ♡ Требуемые статьи ♡ Свежие правки ♡ Общение

 Такума Акуцу — юноша, у которого с детства было страшное лицо. Друзья его избегали, а незнакомцы думали, что он похож на преступника. В результате Такума стал сторониться общества и не умел общаться с людьми. Другие стали считать Акуцу демоном. Однажды Такума помог Нацуки Саотомэ, после чего Один, царь Асгарда, сообщил, что скоро наступит конец света, и Такума вместе с валькириями должен этому помешать. С помощью сестер Такума должен доказать, что любовь спасет мир.

 Вы можете улучшить эту вики. Создайте новую статью!
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Murder By Cheekbones

> *We discuss the possibility of seeing Grand Moff Tarkin reanimated in Rogue One, chat about the many characters introduced in the first four chapters of Rogue Squadron, make some necessary comparisons to Marvel characters, dramatically re-interpret the fatal first meeting of two squadron pilots, and more!*
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## Murder by Cheekbones

### Director

Rogue Leader

**A Star Wars Question**: Thoughts on Tarkin possibly being in Rogue One?

**Highlights:**

* Rogue Two is gonna chug maple syrup.
* It's okay to be wrong
* Corran is our protagonist and that's okay...
* What is Cor-sec?
* What is Correllia?
* SO MANY CHARACTERS!
* The first hint of daddy issues.
* Non Human pilots are very important.
* 15:10 for some fun pronunciations.
* Bro Jace, the first nickname.
* Gavin Darklighter is Bae.
* Eyeballs, Dupes, and Squints.
* Something something NO LUKE SKYWALKER
* Wasting no time with the Star Trek references.
* Rogue Two is all in on the political machinations.
* The grand tradition of draggin Nash Windrider begins!
* Turns out Tycho and Corran are two different people.
* Rogue Two is all in on Tycho Celchu.
* Corran is Tony Stark. Tycho is Steve Rogers.
* Rogue Seven actually liked Kirten Loormat.

Dramatic Reading: Chapter 4, The dumbest conversation ever.

### **This Week's Glistener Question:** What would you name your astromech droid?

Rogue Seven: Droid (battle damaged)

Rogue Two: CAP (red, white, and blue)

Rogue Leader: Predator or Vin-Diesel (black with silver and gold)

Rogue Six: Alex (purple stripes)

**Email**: Shawn or Astor Shawn is a reference to the band "Man or Astroman".
Mission 13-1

> */episode subtitle/*
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### A Star Wars Question:

What is thing you are most excited to see at Star Wars Celebration Chicago 2019?

### Glistener Question:

*What Bones would you get from the market?*
### Glistener Responses:

* Raising Fangirls - Corran's Travelling Bone
* Finn - Sebulba's bones, to win the BONE-ta Eve Classic
* Liam - All the Bones, to bury some of them
* Brian - Yaddle's bones to summon the rest of their species \*
* Dinner Leader - A belt out of Yareal Poof's "Murder Braid" \*
* Xwings and History: Asir's Bones because she disappeared after Isard's revenge
* Tom Wyman: Krayt Dragon, make a xylophone
* Mark: Owen Lars' forearm, to stir bantha stew
* Greg: Anakin's Skull, offer it to the Ultimate Jedi
* Tom the Fanboy: Krayt Skeleton to make Kraytassic Park
* Hassan: Rancor skull, gamer chair
* Charlie: Yaddle, but that's between me and Jesus
An ATATs Life

*TiIME FOR SOME FEELINGS! We begin our journey through the second Alphabet Squadron book, discussing chapters 1-3 of Shadow Fall by Alexander Freed. Good thing we have a torture droid to help us process our feelings.*

## Episode 143

### Director

Rogue Seven

**If they were a** :  Tracking App

## **A Star Wars Question**:

Gina Carano, how do we reconcile this?

**Highlights:**

* Saf ate toast again. 10/10
* It's season 18 and nobody has done the reading.
* Saf doesn't want anyone to know where she catches the good pokemon.
* #LetSafBeACryptid2020
* Saf wanted to be Nessie when she grew up
* Yesterday's greatest fears have become tomorrow's greatest hope.
* Harrassment? In My Star Wars? It's more predictable than you'd think!
* Trandoshans > Transphobes
* Cara Dune is going to be in a lesbian couple with a child, she will die and Wedge can come round to see if the widow is bi.
* "Alexander Freed, you wordsmithing bastard!" - Rogue Six
* AT-AT = Dog
* The water is space, but who is the coast guard?
* "She doesn't trust death to come, so she might as well live!" - Rogue Leader
* "You put the black hole to your lips but you don't smoke it." Rogue Nine
* SLENDER at 40:25
* Saf can confirm that Alexander Freed and Oaty are two different people.
* Gyro the Hutt, Ash's new Star Wars themed Greek restaurant.
* Saf is Vegeta tonight.
* Yoda Noise 43:25, 43:50
* On Polinius the word for Sidious is synonymous with Gadren.

* "Excuse me sir, that's my emotional support flyboy" - Ash
* GABLERONE
* Cat-har, home of the lesbian Jedi
* "More like Past and Future Traumas." -Meg
* #KairosIsKairos
* Children of the Empty Sun
* You aren't mysterious you're just antisocial.
* "Uncanny Valley Leia was my favorite part of Rogue One!" - Ash
* Only Rey can fill Kylo's hole.
* Post-humous Pulitzer Prize Winner; The Glove of Darth Vader
* Black Hole Sounds 1:21:42

**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**
What is Trioculus a metaphor for?

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Abigail -- The inadequecy of the Dark Side.
* Dinner Leader -- Ben Solo
* TomtheFanboy -- America
* Yubsie -- Sexual Repression

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**
Abigail (from Meg and Saf)

### **This Week's Glistener Question:** Which Star Wars Character do you want to see make a cameo in this book? And Why? (Are there boats in Star Wars and Why?)

Ash wants wolf-soul Kanan Jarrus to show up to keep Wedge from hitting on Hera.
The Nath Less Traveled (LIKE and SUBSCRIBE)

> *Episode Description Here taken directly from the official page.*
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**If they were a** : Thing Meg Relates them To

**Co-host:** thing the cohost is related to, if any.

**A Star Wars Question**: What does Danny ask the group?

**Highlights:**

* Fun quotes
* Things that become running gags later
* things Saf does that are different from americans
* [Links to Other Podcasts] also go here
* number of times things are said
* [Warlord Gabor.] Links to Wookieepedia articles for the weird nicknames.
* Timestamps of weird audio things
* PARAPHRASE! this is not a transcript

Dramatic Reading: Chapter numbers (if any)19 (Interrupting Poe Who?) and Chapter 22 (Link to Tropes )

**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:** What Question?

**Rogue Leader**: The one asked the week before.

**Rogue Six**: Don't list these if they were answered last week.

**Rogue Seven**: Just leave that host out.

**Rogue Nine**: Paraphrase, this wiki is not a transcript.

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Name-- Answer
* Name-- Answer
* TomtheFanboy-- ???
* Oaty-- ???
* Name-- Answer
* Name-- Answer
* Name-- Answer

**Glistening Bodhi goes to: Glistener Name. Followed by other "awards" like Anakins, slightly smaller bodhis, and borgullets**

### **This Week's Glistener Question:** Just write the question??

Host1: Has an answer

Host2: Write it in, but don't bother linking the name.
Итика Саотомэ

**Итика Саотомэ** (早乙女 一千花 , *Saotome Ichika*?) — старшая из сестер Саотомэ, валькирия Копья. Первоначально Итика считает Такуму плохим кандидатов в любовники для валькирий, но позже, во время важной битвы, ее отношение к нему меняется.

## Внешность

Итика — низкая девушка с короткими черными волосами, концы которых красного цвета. Она часто завязывает волосы в хвостик, а челку закрепляет заколкой. У нее красные глаза и зачастую суровое выражение лица.

В форме валькирии Итика носит темно-красную с золотым униформу. У нее длинные рукава, черно-красный галстук. Оружие Итики — Копье, которое она часто носит с собой даже в человеческой форме.

## Личность

Будучи старшей сестрой, Итика действует самостоятельно. Первоначально она больше всего противилась идее использовать Такуму для активации способностей. Итика волевая и жестокая в своей честности девушка. Она смотрит свысока на Такуму и его слабости. С другой стороны, Итика очень любит и ценит всех своих сестер. У Итики есть способность сейдр, которая делает ее кожу очень чувствительной, так что чаще всего Итика носит одежду с длинными рукавами.
I Am Your Drunkle

Bentham's Icon (from Danny), Connelberg (from Ash), Jay (from Saf) Yubsie (from Meg),

Partial Glistening Bodhi (just the leg) to Dinner Leader (from Heath)

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

We got a Kanan pheromone fic from Yubsie! https://archiveofourown.org/works/30289980

* Dinner Leader - Tobias Beckett
* Spar - Corran Horn
* Jay - Corran Horn
* Oaty - Pre-Leia Han Solo
* Bentham's Icon - Chass Nachaddic
* Yubsie - Din Djarin
* X-Wings in History - Wes Jansen (Wiz Jinsin)
* TomtheFanboy - Yarael Poof
* Raising Fangirls - Jaxxon
* Dillon - Geode
* Connelberg - Hohass Ekwesh
* Fettmatic - Maul
* Kettch-22 - Wes Jansen

### **Glistener Responses:**

**Rogue Six**: Anybody but Will Lark

**Rogue Two**: The World Between Worlds, or D-0

**Rogue Nine**:

**Rogue Seven**: KAIROS

Who would be the worst babysitter in Star Wars?

### **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**

* Drunkle Jizz and Big Titty Jaxxon.
* Ash is Bodhi?
* 13:55 Grogu Noise
* Old Jizz Drunkle Wisconsin
* 16:50 Danny's Zuvio burn that flies under the RADAR
* Lola Jaxxon When?

1. Colonel Twat Soren Keize
2. aboard the Yadeez
3. orders madrogast, who had initially received
4. over Imperial frequencies
5. an invitiation to join Sloan's fleet, but his people are now enemies
6. determined to protect Chadawa to the best of their abilities.
7. There will, of course be casualties
8. Keize
9. is now used to these
10. kinds of tragedies.
11. He gives the order to Cinder Chadawa, entrenching the 204th within the boundaries
12. of the rings, safe in their protective energies.

* Queeze Lizards
* Rikten is a werewolf
* "That certainly doesn't sound like anyone I know or am..." - Danny
* Waiting for the science on a green sun from Dark Sapiens
* Freeding Between the Lines
* HALO FANFIC ON MAIN???
* Google Docs Doesn't Forget

Dramatic Reading: 38:06 Chapter 10. Narrator is Heath, Nath is Ash, Wyl is Meg.

* Wyl's lips???
* 48:15 Everyone says Oregon wrong and Heath acts like it's okay.
* "You're not allowed to make a podcasting joke yet!" - Saf
* "Okay now I'm making a podcasting joke"
* 1:08:08 Hera actually mentions having a son.
* Skyhopper Byn is the new 'pedia
* 1:19:48 Blaseball reference
* Waiting for the "Let the past die..." quote
* Heath is Jif not Skippy, because he's a choosy mom.
* Heath is the Byn of boring food choices.
* Saf, what kind of milk do you make butter out of in New Zealand?
* Move over Judge Dredd, Judge Kairos is here!
* So Fooled. Much April.

### **Highlights:**

**The Wookieepedia situation (the transphobic one)?**

## Episode 157

### Director

Rogue Seven

*We've made it to part two! Will our faves start paying the price of victory? It's Alphabet Podron time! For this episode, we discussed chapters 9-10 of Victory's Price by Alexander Freed.*
Floss Mas

> *We gathered once again with our pals from Skyhoppers to watch a Star War. This time, episode THREE (otherwise knows as three eyes): Revenge of the Sith! What would droids look like with skin? What is actually happening during a Mon Cala opera? Which members of the podcast actually make it through the whole commentary track without falling asleep? (You know exactly who). LISTEN TO FIND OUT!*
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### Glistener Question:

*Is Yaddle’s species a mammal or a reptile? Show your work.*
Rogue Six

## Notable facts:

* Works with animals
* Smells like every wrong that can happen to a human body
* Runs the Star Wars Creature Madness event
* Discovered that Natalie Portman is a second Darth Vader
* NOT Pro Funeral
* Plays the Piano
* Sporty Spice
* Once had an Australian pocket knife until it was confiscated by airport security.

## Other Podcasts:

* Encyclopodia
* Belly Jarts In Ted

For further information on "what Rogue Six is" visit the If They Were A page.

1. ↑ So Many Spheres
2. ↑ Spoogly Eyed
Rogue Leader

## Notable facts:

* Married to Giall Ackbar
* Hot, Haunted, and Terrifying
* Loves Ewoks
* Number one source for info on The Bone Market
* Went to an escape room in Philadelphia
* Barbie Dreamhouse scar on her back.
* Their first fanfic was a crossover between Star Wars and Star Trek.
* Has never seen The Wizard of Oz, The Princess Bride.
* HAS seen Spice World, Every Fast & the Furious film.
* Pro-Funeral
* Raised on Hair Metal and Country Western.
* Dated Toro Callican once when he worked at Microsoft.
* Dated Greg Grunberg for a short time.
* Private twitter handle is "Celestial BDSM"
* Describes herself as "Fins Up All In", "the real mom friend", and "always up to something"
* Scary Spice

## Other Podcasts:

* The Avatar State
* Jelly Tarts In Bed

For further information on "what Rogue Leader is" visit the If They Were A page.

1. ↑ Episode 127
2. ↑ Spoogly Eyed
3. ↑ Episode 15-3
Gerald

*This episode is about chapters 27 to 32 of Star Wars: Battlefront: Twilight Company.*

## Episode 137

### Director

Rogue Seven

**If they were a** : Breakfast Cereal

## **Highlights:**

* We've already explored the Wraithpodron AU, Polyjuice Podron is next!
* Tony the Tigris is popular on furaffinity.com
* "You understand the value of the currency of exposure!" -Danny
* Disney has enough money to pay us all to READ this book so why don't they pay the WRITERS?
* A migraine headache is really just three smaller headaches in a trenchcoat.
* Challiss's olive branch just keeps wilting
* Zagobah, Zantooine, Ord Zantell, and Zalderaan are in the same sector
* Zesty Yoda is the Guy Fieri of Jedi
* Zmooth Yoda is just Smooth Yoda rendered in 3D
* MOST people are better at enjoying things than Namir.

Dramatic Reading: Chapter number 28 (Namir is Saf, Gadren is Danny)

* 47:50 Pronunciation fun that makes Ash cry
* "High Wisdom, Low Charisma Palpatine" is just Ki-Adi Mundi.
* If you aren't running a Max-Max Senator/Sith Lord build why are you even PLAYING???

* Namir's first song at karaoke is "Ironic
* New Canon Palpatine naming Star Destroyers
* We all thought it was FINGERING DAN at least once and everyone who says otherwaise is a liar
* If are old enough to have watched Little House on the Prairie then you probably know what an Ice Room is!
* Namir's second song at karaoke is "Cats in the Cradle".

Dramatic reading: Fanfiction The Literacy Test (Namir is Ash, Chaliss is Saf, Narrator is Meg)

* Is this a spy thing? Are they mating?
* Defund the Glistening Bodhis
* Fund our efforts to BEAT UP THE SUN!

## **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**

**What do Challis and Namir do when they hang out together?**

**Rogue Leader**: Disgustingly competitive air hockey sessions.

**Rogue Six**: Mariokart, on the same switch "just to conserve power".

**Rogue Seven**: Challiss attempts to teach him to appreciate wine and cheese but he just eats basic colby and chugs the wine.

**Rogue Nine**: They sit and stare at their datapads in the same room.

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Dinner Leader-- They hang out seperately, but in the same room.

* Dilldev-- They read popular romance novels out loud to each other.

* X-Wings & History -- Chaliss tells him all sorts of made up facts about Coruscant, like how nobody wears pants.

* Ben Wahrman -- Wrote a fanfic The Literacy Test

* TomtheFanboy -- Secret Karaoke Nights!

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

Ben gets four and everyone else gets one.

### **This Week's Glistener Question:** What would you name your new canon Imperial star destroyer?

(compare/contrast with answers from episode 36 That's So Bodhi )

Ash served aboard the EUGENE

Danny mentions the ISD THOMAS
The Bone Market

The Bone Market was first mentioned on twitter shortly after The Last Jedi debuted in theaters.

https://twitter.com/blogfullofwords/status/943135260044398592?s=19

## Fun Facts!

* Fish Nuns get to go in an hour before it opens to the public.
* Luke could survive catching much smaller fish on Ahch-to but he catches the big ones so he can give the bones to the caretakers once he's done filleting them. It's like protection money so they don't harvest his bones in the night
* Where Mon Mothma went to get Leia the most perfect Life Day Present.

Mostly Jedi Bones.

But some other bones too.

1. ↑ Spoogly Eyed
2. ↑ Tweet on 2/26/2020
3. ↑ Roguehoppers\_Holiday\_Special
Star Wars Episode 358 2 Days

*We’re kicking off season 16 with an in-depth analysis of Star Wars Episode IV: The New Yoda Chronicles: Escape From the Jedi Temple (which is available on Disney Plus if you wanna watch it first for context)..*

## Episode 130

### Director

Rogue Six

**If they were a** :  Way to Stay Connected While in Isolation...

== **A Star Wars Question**: ==
How do you think the GFFA would handle the Corona Virus?

**Highlights:**
\* [Party Rock Anthem Lyrics]
\* That time everybody wanted to be C-3PO
\* Megsplaining Balls
\* You're the Balls Now, Ash
\* [Tetris table]
\* Pandemic of Ghosts???
\* At 12:20, prepare yourselves for **THE DISCOURSE** tm
\* [Disney Canon] is turning Star Wars into [Kingdom Hearts]
\* Star Wars Episode III[ƨ][⁙]:  Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
\* 16:00 Dramatic Reading: Opening Crawl (by Rogue Seven)
\* Two Turns on a Table is my favorite Western
\* 21:35 Two Vader Theory continued
\* Vader's Ten Gallon Head Thing
\* Sure it's a Rave Ship, but it's no Taika Waititi Rave Ship
\* Ewan MacGregor and Saf bond over their mutual puppet dislike in my next real person fanfic.
\* Ash and Palpatine have more than one thing in common.
\* Dance on your spider legs like no-one is watching.
\* 36:15 **HIGGEDLETY PIGGEDLETY**
\* Jar of Pickled JEKs
\* Movie Theater Popcorn - Bad Stale
\* Microwave Popcorn - Okay Stale
\* GGJB
\* New Rule: Everyone is allowed to tell you the odds.
\* FOURTEEN JEK is an anagram for I AM SUPREME LEADER SNOKE
\* The Slightly Smaller Luke revealed to be the THIRD DARTH VADER!
\* LEGO managed to DE-canonize Solo and CANONIZE The Crystal Star in a single episode.
\* 1:04:10 Hyperdrive Sound Effect
\* Give us the Lost Stars Lego set.
\* Isuldor's flesh is constantly warm.
\* The saddest pew.

**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:** What is a Sweet Meat?

===**Glistener Responses:**===
\*Raising Fangirls -- Palpatine has Magic Fingers and SWEET MEAT
\*TomtheFanboy-- The "meat" of the fruit and not the "meat" of the animal.
\*X-WAAAAAANGS in History -- Meats in Sauce
\*Toruvian -- YOU ARE :P emojis...
\*Dinner Leader-- Isn't a sweet meat just a himbo?
\*Oaty-- swet meat = hot flesh = Isuldor

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**
Toruvian (from Danny), Raising Fangirls (from Saf), Dinner Leader (from Ash), Oaty (from Meg)
Glistening Taking-A-Thing-Seriously for tomthefanboy and Xwingsandhistory

===**This Week's Glistener Question:** Compose and email that Darth Vader wrote to ALL STAFF.===
Bonus Points if you send the email to your actual work mailing list!
Швиньянс Постмодернистских Википроектов

**Швиньянс Постмодернистских Википроектов** (сокращённо *ШПВ* или *ШвиПоВи*, вьет. *Schwinyans Của Những Wikiprojects* ) - официальный неформальный союз полностью независимых википроектов Фэндома, созданный с целью продвижения в массы тоталитарного дзен-буддизма и распространению его учений по всему фэндомовскому пространству.

## У истоков

Идея Швиньянса пришла Адвакату Гадота 17 мая 2021 года. Он спросил в закрытом от всего мира Дискорд-чате у милого коми Вальдхютера и динозавра-кубанца Вигго Джексона, на каких проектах они имеют статусы администратора. Как выяснилось, второй является админом только на Вымершие животные вики, а первый - на неопределённом количестве неопределённых википроектов. Потом, 21.05.2021 Джексонъ нарисовал эскиз флага (см. ниже), но его стиль был... не для всех. Тогда Оттыч предложил(а) альтернативную версию: флаг, залитый краской цвета ШВИН с логотипом по центру. В конце концов, флаг был сделан.

## Какие проекты входят в Швиньянс?

Как можно понять из названия, в Швиньянс на полностью добровольной основе могут входить постмодернистские википроекты. Что это и чем они отличаются от обычных? Можно сказать, что постмодернистский википроект - это вики на Фэндоме, структура и/или сообщество которой придерживаются постмодернизма в плане организации вики-деятельности или чего-то ещё. Иначе говоря, постмодернистским (читай: швиноугодным) может считаться википроект, если:

* Проект выезжает на радикальном экзопедизме его сообщества или, наоборот, на радикальном метапедизме.
* Проект имеет необычный дизайн и/или необычную работу с JavaScript
* Проект имеет необычную и/или редкую тематику
* На проекте используются нестандартные решения с шаблонами (например, нет ни одного инфобокса за ненадобностью)
* Проект администрирует кто-то из /шв/иан, участников Вымершие животные вики и/или швиней.

## Основные принципы Швиньянса

* Воинствующий пацифизм.
* Радикальная умеренность.
* Обеспокоенность пофигизмом.
* Постмодернистский классицизм.
* Серьёзная постирония.
* Тоталитарное либертарианство.
* Пасты про тоталитарный дзен-буддизм на всех проектах-членах.

## Нынешние члены ШПВ

Пока в ШПВ официально состоят только 3 проекта, так что он является унией.

* Вики, где вы сейчас находитесь.
* Pony Town Wiki.
* Вымерщие животные вики.

## Логотипы

Первоначальный вариант логотипа.Второй вариант.Третий вариант.Нынешний вариант.
Benjamin Franklin and Bobbing for Nipples

> *"We're tired and sick, so we still weren't able to produce an actual episode. But FEAR NOT patrons, here is some content extra special just for you. It's us. Talking about our lives. Meg had some technical difficulties and no one gave birth. Enjoy!"*
>
>

This Patreon exclusive episode was uploaded on October 2nd, 2019 at 7:20pm.

### Glistener Question:

> *not applicable*
>
>
Death Podron

> *This episode is about the second half of the Rogue One Novelization.*
>
>

**If they were a** : An update added to one of the Original Trilogy films

**Ash:** Biggs and Luke Catching up in the Yavin Hanger

**A Star Wars Question**: Where where you when you first heard about the wonderfulness that is MACLUNKEY?

**Highlights:**

* You KNOW who got MACLUNKEY
* Crying on the G train is a normal Tuesday activity
* George Lucas is a Warlock
* That's capitalism BABY!
* Thank you Bodhi
* Rogue Seven WILL slap you
* Inspirational Growling
* I showed an emotion. I don't like it.
* Raditz has PLENTY of eggs
* What is a TIE fighter if not just a VERY small Death Star?
* Roundstar Tech
* Too tired to be petty
* So many Tarkin Babies
* Crazy Party Krennic
* Dessert Tables Everywhere
* SAF FORGETS A DROID NAME?!??!?
* We're taking away BB-8's visitation rights.
* ?

### **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:** Which Non-Dad in Star Wars would be the **BEST** dad? The ***Worst***?

**Rogue Leader**: **Best Dad** is Finn, **Worst Dad** is Tarkin

**Rogue Three**: Best Daddy is Poe Dameron

**Rogue Seven**: **Best Dad** is The Mandalorian, **Worst Dad** is Krennic

**Rogue Nine**: **Best Dad** is Ezra Bridger, **Worst Dad** is Shriv (but a GREAT uncle)

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Sarah G-- **Best**: Wes and Hobbie **Worst**: Borrsk Fe'lya
* Alay-- **Best**: Baze and Chirrut
* Heath-- **Best**: Kit Fisto, **Worst**: Tarkin
* Maya-- **Best**: Ezra
* Abbey- **Best**: Bodhi (and/with Luke)
* Dinner-- **Best**: Fayne Kyrell-- **Worst**: Casten Dawn
* BenWarman-- **Best**: Finn -(see the fic!)
* Holly-- **Best**: Finn
* Swara- **Best**: Baze and Chirrut
* Liam-- **Best**: Dexter Jettster
* Tom-- **Best**: Fode **Worst**: Beed
* Meeka-- **Best**: C3PO **Worst**: BB-8

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:** Ben Warman, Meeka, Abbey Gleeson, Maya
Blank Episode

> *Episode Description Here taken directly from the official page.*
>
>

## **If they were a**:

Thing Meg Relates them To

**Co-host:** thing the cohost is related to, if any.

## **Highlights:**

* Fun quotes
* Things that become running gags later
* things Saf does that are different from americans
* [Links to Other Podcasts] also go here
* number of times things are said
* [Warlord Gabor.] Links to Wookieepedia articles for the weird nicknames.
* Timestamps of weird audio things
* PARAPHRASE! this is not a transcript

Dramatic Reading: Chapter numbers (if any)19 (Interrupting Poe Who?) and Chapter 22 (Link to Tropes )

## **Responses to Last Episode's Glistener Question:**

What Question?

**Rogue Leader**: The one asked the week before.

**Rogue Six**: Don't list these if they were answered last week.

**Rogue Seven**: Just leave that host out.

**Rogue Two**: Paraphrase, this wiki is not a transcript.

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Name-- Answer
* Name-- Answer
* TomtheFanboy-- ???
* Oaty-- ???
* Name-- Answer
* Name-- Answer
* Name-- Answer

**Glistening Bodhi goes to: Glistener Name. Followed by other "awards" like Anakins, slightly smaller bodhis, and borgullets**

## **This Week's Glistener Question:**

### Just write the question??

Host1: Has an answer

Host2: Write it in, but don't bother linking the name.
Glisteners

Literally translated as "Listeners Who Glisten", the term has come to encompass all fans of Rogue Podron.

A complete list of said fans is beyond the scope of this site, however we will endeavor to list any glisteners that have been mentioned on the show. Particularly the winners of the many glistening prizes.

NOTE: When updating the awards mention the episode numbers in the edit summary so that we don't double up.
Music

Music, defined by Wikipedia  as an "art form and cultural activity whose medium is sound organized in time", has been used by Rogue Podron to introduce and end the show, as well as to punctuate dramatic readings

## Regular music

For most episodes of the first eleven seasons, both the introductory and closing pieces are excerpts from the track "The Battle of Endor 3", included in most editions of the Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi soundtrack. The introductory music is an excerpt that begins at 20 seconds into the track, and is a reprise of the frenetic space battle motif that debut in the track "Ben's death/TIE fighter attack" from the Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope soundtrack; in the film, it accompanies a space combat sequence where fighter craft of the Rebel Alliance penetrate the defenses of the second Death Star. The outro music is an excerpt that begins at approximately 5:31 in the track; in the film, this music accompanies Lando Calrissian's and Nien Nunb's triumphant exit from the exploding second Death Star in the Millennium Falcon.

Starting with season 11, the introductory music has switched to an instrumental cover of "I Want It That Way" by Backstreet Boys, punctuated with an exuberant karaoke performance of the song by the hosts. The outro is an excerpt from an instrumental version of No Excuses by Menghan Trainor, overlaid with the hosts repeatedly saying "pew pew" in the spirit of X-wing fighters firing their lasers, and ending with Danny , Saf , and Meg yelling "Pash out!" in unison, with Heath  following moments later.

## Special episode outros

### Mission 7-6

To punctuate the tragic love story between Myn Donos and Gara/Lara/Kirney, this episode ended with an excerpt from an electronic cover of Across the Stars , the love theme from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones , covered by a band calling itself Galactic Empire. The excerpt used in this episode begins approximately 1:03 into the original track. Listen on YouTube

## Sax scene music

Main article: Sax scenes
For certain saucy dramatic readings, Danny splices in saxophone covers of appropriate music to add mood and flavor to the passage in question. These tend to be covers of romantic, dramatic, or otherwise sappy songs.
Rogue Two

## Notable facts:

* Started using Rogue Three after returning in 2020
* Proficient in Photoshop

* Owes Constable Zuvio his life
* Often confused for Rogue Six
* Helped make a child
* Keeper of the mythical Work/Life Balance.
* Inventor of The Heath Maneuver (missing enough required readings that it is not worth catching up)
* Ginger Spice

Rankings per This Tweet

## Other Podcasts:

* Radio Free Zuvio
* Constable Roundtable
* Crimes of Cinema: 2015 Edition
* I HAVE A BABY: LOOK AT MY BABY YE MIGHT AND SQUEE! - A totally chill parenting podcast.

For further information on "what Rogue Leader is" visit the If They Were A page.
Thats So Bodhi

*All wings report in! This episode: The Bacta War, chapters 25-29.*

This week on Rogue Podron, we begin by talking about the x-wing pilots that we know will for sure be appearing in Rogue One. Then, we continue our way through X-wing: The Bacta War, discussing chapters 25-29.

## Episode 36

### Director

Rogue Leader

**If they were a** :  Thing Meg saw in Paris

## **A Rogue One Question**:

Let's talk about the X-Wing Pilots!

**Highlights:**

* SPOOPY
* Heath's excellent ghost noise 1:20, 34:38, 1:07:18, 1:08:15, 1:08:45
* Speechless Danny!?!?
* If you think saying Rogue One is too on the nose, wait until you see SOLO.

* Meg tries to justify yelling "Bodhi" knowing that NONE of her co-hosts have seen Point Break.

* Danny still hasn't written his Kylo Ren high school AU.
* #NotAllSmugglers
* Holographic Memory

Dramatic Reading: Chapter number 24 (Isard is Saf, Erisi is Heath, Voru is Danny)

* Mom help, the bad guys are too eloquentt for us!
* Who's Kitten, she said, he's awful in that special way!
* Meg is still saying Karrd-AY.
* Goofy faces are A+
* "I feel like Michael Stackpole was going through some rough times in this one." - Danny
* The day Danny learned "By the Skin of Your Teeth" is a real life saying
* In Legends, Poe is a droid that helps pick out clothes.
* "Why is everyone all up in Palpatine's BOD right now???" - Heath
* The moment when Rogue Podron had more followers IN THE GFFA than on Earth.
* 59:50 The birth of the  Glistening Bodhi!
* Saf named her chicken Pi, but it was a rooster so they turned it into a PIE
* "We have become our best selves." Heath
* "I'm Glistening So Hard Right Now!" Danny

**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**
What would you name your Imperial Star Destroyer / Alderaanian attack cruiser?

**Rogue Leader**: ISD Mooky, AAC Dat Boy

**Rogue Six**: ISD The Angry Man, AAC Eevan's Revenge (or ISD Prayer Emoji)

**Rogue Seven**: ISD The Big Fist, AAC The Friends We Made Along The Way

**Rogue Two**: ISD The Donald, AAC The JFK (or ISD Crying Jordan, AAC Harambe)

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Spitfire -- ISD Palpatine's Nostril, AAC Thank's Han (or ISD Nemesis, AAC Bastion)
* Colvin -- ISD Bahamut, AAC
* Darth Vader -- ISD Black Scythe , AAC Feathered Dragon
* Nerf -- ISD Eggplant Emoji, AAC An Eye for an Eye of Palpatine
* Mandatheginger -- A fleet of cruisers names the Queen Brea, the Princess Leia, and the Remember Alderaan
* Brian -- ISD Incompetant
* Jay -- ISD The Dimples of Palpatine, AAC Everything's Fine
* Austin -- ISD Fluffy, AAC
* Snoke -- ISD You couldn't Beat A Scavenger In A Stick Fight, C'mon!
* David -- ISD Yousa People Gonna Die , AAC Fluffy Lothcat of Rainbows and Dreams
* Nick -- ISD The Snoke
* Ziro -- ISD Tube-Lips
* Ian Miller -- ISD Iron Luxury (the Higher Moff Mantooine Mantooine the Third's flagship), AAC Forward Justice
* Hasan -- ISD The Smack Down, AAC The Beacon of Hope
* The Mon Calahotty -- ISD The Undertoe, AAC The Surf
* Glistening Pecs -- GLISTENING DEATH

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**
Glistening Pecs!

Bonus: Sarah's Corranfic
WIP episode

*This week we’re kicking off season 21 and even though Danny is not here (it’s fine we’re doing great it’s fine) we’re going full steam ahead and reading the first book in The Jedi Academy Trilogy: The Jedi Search!  We talk about Han Solo being a wife guy, how rancors apparently look like crabs, and the multiple Courtship Of Princess Leia references!*

## Episode 164

### **If They Were A** :

One of Meg's Animal Crossing Villagers...

### **Highlights:**

* .
* .
* .
* .
* .
* .
* .
* ..

### **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**

**Who in Star Wars is the best WIFE GUY (and show your work)?**

Rogue Leader: T

Rogue Nine: K

Rogue Seven: T

Rogue Three: K

Rogue Six: W

**Glistener Responses:**

* -
* -
* -

* X-Wings in History -
* Yubsie -
* Jay -
* -

* TomtheFanboy -#1 Wife Guy: Klieg Lars. Fell so hard in love with Shmi that he freed her from slavery (something her own son couldn't/wouldn't do) and then married her! Every other severed limb in the saga is is lost due to hubris. Klieg's leg was lost due to HIS LOVE FOR HIS WIFE.

* Merovingians - You joke about Anakin, but in some ways I feel like his \*inability\* to be a wife guy - to celebrate and share he and his wife's marriage and his complete adoration of Padme's many talents with their loved ones and talk about their feelings, to be forced to hide his wife-guyn-ess, poisons both his marriage and his relationship with the Jedi order.
* -
* Abby -- Bail Organa is the best wife guy and i will not hear anything that suggests otherwise
* Liam -

* Oaty - Corran Horn. He became a Jedi to get his wife back from a kidnapper.

* Kevin -

* Dillon - Threepio. He is always talking about his partner, Artoo, and never fails to mention the little astromech when introducing himself.
* Mika -
* Seth Maloney -
* Bentham's Icon -
* Dinner Leader -
* Connelberg -
* Fettmatic -

* Kettch-22 -

* Greg -

* Jaclyn - .

* .
* Raising Fangirls -
* Matthew McKinney -
* Jamie -

* Spar -
* Adam -
* -
* Caitlin --
* SJK --
* Kirby --
* Franklin --
* Swara --
* Nick --
* dandy --
* Jamie --
* Jason --
* Mike --
* Beer Fett --

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

D (from Danny), D (from Ash and Saf), B (from Meg), ? (Heath)

Glistening Tears Falling From My Eyes to everyone who answered (mostly from Danny)

Glistening Avacado Smoothie With Boba for Dinner Leader from Saf

Glistening Jocasta Nu for ?

Glistening Attack of the Clones Anakin's Padawan Braid to Dinner Leader (from ..)

Glistening Unmasked Kairos to X-Wings & History, Tom the Fanboy, and Dillon.
Super Fiererro World

> *This episode begins with a small tribute to fan and podron friend John Bierly, who passed away unexpectedly earlier this year. Then we get back into The Crystal Star, discussing chapters 5 and 6.*
>
>

## **If they were a**:

A Challenge from the Great British Bake Off

**Heath:** The Holiday Specials

## **A Special Message**:

The rogues pay tribute to John Bierly, a dearly loved member of the Star Wars fandom community. WUUT WUUT!
[The Forcecast]
[Batman on Film's Tribute to John]

## **Highlights:**

* Original Emo Boy Davey Jones
* MAKE A GIANT PRETZEL SHIP YOU COWARDS
* 90s Leia Organa is Peak White Feminism
* Galaxy Skip Sound Effect at 17:55, 22:49, 31:49, 35:39, 46:19, 48:22, 50:40,
* There WAS a woman flirting with Han in the Mos Eisley Cantina deleted scenes.
* TROS is the Dark Empire of the next generation.
* Where is the blood coming from!?
* "I'm so glad that we don't have sentient wood."
* Name Pronunciation Theater 25:40

* Lord Kakakoo, Lady Hooch, Lord Snorrik
* AnakinPerson.gif
* Sleep coffins filled with fire oreos.
* Chewbacca is Gay Ahab
* Glistening Waru is a redundant statement.
* Luke wants to experience the texture of the Waru! diegoluna.gif
* Name Pronunciation Theater Encore 44:24
* "Encased in a Waru Womb" is perhaps the worst thing ever said on the podcast.
* How is Han the SOBER FRIEND and Luke is throwing lightsaber raves.
* ISD Celestial BSDM
* So kidnapped your only friend is sand.
* One Meeber Gascon with a smart phone per astromech.
* Donate to the patreon to find out what Saf and Danny can do with their mouths.
* Kenobi likes to hide inside of Grievous' cape.

## **Responses to Last Episode's Glistener Question:**

Which Spoogle app does a Star Wars character of your choice use the most and what do they use it for?

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Oaty-- Maz Kanada's goggles use Spoogle Glass
* Dylan-- Obi-wan and Anakin have a joint Spoogletube account...
* Ben Warman-- The Mandalorian has a Spoogle Play music subscription because the Razorcrest is powered by Spoogle's Mandroid OS.
* Malai-- Astromechs don't actually calculate, they use Spoogle Maps to find the best route.
* Ross -- Rey uploads the Sacred Jedi Texts to Spoogle Books...
* Hassan -- Boba Fett uses Spoogle to find a better jetpack...
* TomtheFanboy-- Obiwan gets bad wifi beyond the dune Sea so he playes the Spoogle Chrome "no signal" Varadactyl Run Game
* Greg -- Chopper uses Spoogle Sheets to keep a detailed record of his body count...
* Swara -- Palpatine uses Spoogle to take over the universe
* Heath -- just posted a photo...

**Glistening Bodhi goes to**
Heath (from Danny), Ben Warman (from Ash), Ross (from Saf), Dylan (from Meg)

## **This Week's Glistener Question:**

### Tell us something we don't know about you.

The Rogues have been answering this one for long enough.