Rsv.one.sixteen.title/Transcript

## Opening

* Zeph Playz: Do I use it as a keyboard?
* Zeph Playz: Woah!
* Zeph Playz: How bout give?
* Zeph Playz: Well there's a bunch of names I don't recognize.
* Zeph Playz: By which I mean my name and Vsauce are the only ones I do recognize.
* Zeph Playz: I'll choose my name.
* Voice: Many Self-Lessons Later...
* Zeph Playz: It's complete!
* **Intro**

## Sheep Ejection

* Lip Gloss: Now let's go straight to the elimination!
* Lip Gloss: So we only got 1 vote for...
* Lip Gloss: Crystal Sheep.
* Zeph Playz: Hey guys!
* Failboat: Why do you have a stack of Netherite Ingots?
* Zeph Playz: This guy told me how to do it!
* Failboat: Well Crystal Sheep was just announced safe with 1 vote.
* Zeph Playz: I can't wait to see who's eliminated!
* Failboat: Crystal Sheep had the only vote.
* Zeph Playz: I say Rubix Cube should be eliminated because Satomi Logo has been with us longer.
* Rubix Cube: Okay I guess I'll beam myself up.
* Rubix Cube: **grunting**
* Rubix Cube: Woah this is actually more pleasant than I was expecting!

## Contest

* Crystal Sheep: This "Cubey Update" thing has gotten higher.
* Lip Gloss: So the 14th contest is to see what's going on over there!
* Zeph Playz: Don't look at me!
* Failboat: Hey Zeph wanna form an alliance?
* Crystal Sheep: Me too!
* Satomi Logo: And me!
* Zeph Playz: Okay The O.G. Alliance it is!
* Zeph Playz: I need help opening this box.
* Zeph Playz: Let me put my stuff in this chest.
* Failboat: Let's open it!
* Zeph Playz: Woah!
* Zeph Playz: Here you guys go!
* Zeph Playz: Let's all go in together!
* Crystal Sheep: Weeee-
* Zeph Playz (simultaneously): WAIT CRYSTAL SHEEP NO!
* Zeph Playz: I guess we have to go in!
* Lip Gloss: Okay now the 14th contest is to bring Crystal Sheep back to me!
* Zeph Playz: Charge!!!
* Zeph Playz: Let's go through that portal!

## Battle for Universal Pearl

* **The O.G. Alliance and Mouth Piece and Nerf Bullet make long eye contact.**
* Zeph Playz: Run!!!
* Nerf Bullet: Mouth Piece I thought I told you to cover up the portal!
* Mouth Piece: I was busy looking for the right block!

## After Contest

* Lip Gloss: So Zeph Playz is safe!
* Voice: Vote to save Voting ends December 16th 2021. The Jacob-Tracey-Kimmberly-Sarah Podcast Season 2 episode 1 on December 9th 2021.
* Failboat: Hold on this isn't fair!
* Satomi Logo: Yes, In fact, I got something else for you to vote on instead!
* Voice: Vote to rejoin Voting ends December 16th 2021.

## Auditions

* Leonardo Da Vinci: Guys what did I do?
* **Homie Javier changes texture**
* Pink Sheep: Do I re- Y'know what I've said that way too much just vote for me please!
* **The Ender Dragon roars**
* It's Liz: Guys please vote me back in!
* It's Liz: Can we have this be a poll?
* Lip Gloss: No but we can have the viewers vote more than once!
* Exploding TNT: Why did I deserve this?
* Homie Dolphin: What did I even do?
* Leonardo Da Vinci: Hey you copied my audition!
* Homie Dolphin: Quiet Leo!
* Homie Dolphin: AAAA-
* Seth: ...
* Purple Shep: Guys I'm sorry for crashing Reality! Please vote me back in!
* Voice: Vote to rejoin Voting ends December 16th 2021.

**Random She(e)p Voting Again:** Chlicés and Idioms • How do we get off? • The L Game • The Escape from Siberia! • The Object Who Leapt Through Time
**Random She(e)p Voting Mini:** Jumping for Points • A Special Surprise • Mid-Seasonal Episode • Only 1 Episode Left • The Finale
**Random She(e)p Voting Penultimate:** Season 2 of RSV mini • Dark Mode Day! • Questions Questioned • Woah! • Snow Adventure • The Truth About Nerf Bullet