Coach Conversations: The Threequel

**Coach Conversations: The Threequel** (sometimes referred to as **Coach Conversations 3** and abreviated as **CC:TT** or **CC3**), is the third thread in the Coach Conversations series. It was opened by IiCyberFoox on December 22, 2019.

## Coaches

Coach Conversations: The Threequel features 76 coaches, of which 47 coaches have already appeared in previous threads, while the other 29 are completely new.

## Roleplayers

* AlexTheJustDancer (as Ethan, Dylan, Cass, Dez, Desmond, Alan, Aiden, and Tessa)
* Orangespark24 (as Skyler, Jian, Shun, Takane, Mark, Austin, Adiel, Jenny, Alexandre, Tasha, Julia, Lucy, Caroline, Mariah, Jamie (Lenny back then), Tori, Luisa, and Ben)
* Xxdenmexx (as Mary, Stacey, Chris, Alex, Zack, Lance, Jennifer, Diana, Lucy, Camilo, Professor Scott (Dany back then), John, and Mythical Creature #1)
* OneEmoticon (as Li Wei, Present! and Past!Ghost, and Lithium)
* LapisJD (as Susie, Michelle, Dylan, and Lili)
* Kanetrealms (as Luke, Shawn, Elise, Sydney, Meia, Sam, Kaylea, Adara, Neva, Ivy, Aria, Paul, 1r, Tori, Athena, Estelle, Nellie, Mariah, Victoria, Erica, Zane, Jaxon (Unnamed Hot Guy #2 back then), and Asa)
* IiCyberFoox (as Xin, Anthony, Benjamin, Eric, C5Jay, Simon and Cyberaxi)

## Dialogue

* A hyphen indicates the line or action was interrupted-
* \*a text in between asterisks indicate the coach is doing an action\*
* (a text in between parentheses indicates the coach is thinking, not talking out loud)
* **Several things going on in the thread are outdated to the current canon.**

**Mary:** Hi guys! Is there something new?
**Chris:** Sam’s fans getting mad at X for being way more popular
**Ivy:** Hey guys, I released my debut album!
**Adara:** Album name?
**Ivy:** ”A Poison Paradise”. It’s comprised of a bunch of emo Spanish songs.

**Sam:** Hey guys, should we go get Buffalo Wild Wings?
**Dylan (AlexTheJustDancer):** cAn i HaZ bUfFaLo WiLd WiNgS?
**Anthony:** He doesn't look really good.
**Benjamin:** \*sitting down near a corner, head down\*
**Alan:** uh.... what are you guys doing....??

**Stacey:** Why did you leave me here to burn?
**Jennifer:** I’m way too young to be this hurt...
**Zack:** I feel doomed in hotel rooms, staring straight up at the wall
**Mary:** Counting wounds, and I am tryin’ to numb them all
**Alex:** Do you care? Do you care? Why don’t you care?
**Chris:** I gave you all of me, my blood, my sweat, my heart and my tears!
**Mary:** WHY DON’T YOU CARE!? WHY DON’T YOU CARE!?
**Stacey:** I was there, I was there... when no one was
**Zack:** Now you’re gone, and I’m here
**Alex:** I have questions for you.
**Chris:** Number 1: Tell me who you think you are, you’ve got some nerve tryin’ to tear my faith apart
**Alex:** I have questions for you.
**Mary:** Number 2: Why would you try and play me for a fool? I should have never, ever, ever trusted you!
**Stacey:** I have questions for you
**Jennifer:** Number 3: Why weren’t you who you swore that you would be?
**Zack:** I have questions, I’ve got questions haunting me :'v
**Lance and Camilo:** EEEEY MACARENA!
**The other six:** ...

**Adara:** My world is in pieces.
**Ivy:** You've stolen my pride.
**Shawn:** And I'm left defeated.
**1r:** And crushed by your lies.

**Stacey:** Guys, is there any new tea?
**Kanetrealms:** Sydney killed Sam with a gun because he was making fun of her for being arromantic.
**Sydney:** \*pulls out gun\* I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EVER BRING UP THIS ANYMORE I WILL-
**Tori (Kanetrealms):** \*seperates them\*

**Susie:** um, hey everyone
**Mary:** Oh, hi Susie! Long time no see! :D
**Stacey:** She hasn’t changed at all
**Susie:** hi Mary...

**Sydney:** I'm losing hope to be on Unlimited >:(
**Sam:** Me 2.
**Elise:** I'm 110% never gonna be on Unlimited.
**Neva:** Neither me or Adara are on Unlimited >:^
**Jennifer:** I think Neva, Sydney and I still have an opportunity
**Stacey:** Don’t even talk to me about that
**Susie:** not sure but ig yall are breaking le 4th wall
**Alex:** Breaking the 4th wall is fun tbh.
**Sydney:** Elise and I are suffering together >:)
**Sam:** Still stuck in the pits of JD2015.
**Jennifer:** :'v

**Elise:** Killer like me, like a killer like me.
**Zack:** Gay man like me, like a gay man like me
**Jennifer:** Shy girl like me, like a shy girl like me
**Mary:** Weirdette like me, like a weirdette like me
**Alex:** Psycho like me, like a psycho like me.
**Chris:** Ex-god like me, like an ex-god like me
**Stacey:** Vegan lik-
**Alex:** Don’t say it, please.
**Stacey:** :'v
**Sydney:** Imagine if the Kids version for Kids in America came on JDU firs-
**Tori (Kanetrealms):** Here.

**Stacey:** My, my name was safest in your mouth
**Jennifer:** And why’d you have to go and spit it out?
**Zack:** Your voice... it was the most familiar sound
**Mary:** But it sounds so dangerous to me now

**Li Wei:** \*kicks open the door...again\* ...nothing...
**Lithium:** \*walks inside\* Okay, who are these people?
**Tessa:** They’re people, what did you expect?
**Lithium:** Real individuals, not some 2-Dimension b\*\*\*hes. \*rolls eyes\*
**Tessa:** Who do you consider “real indivuals”?
**Ivy:** Non-psychos who aren’t gonna kill someone for something stupid.
**Sydney:** The intensity is real.
**Tessa:** You could consider me one cause I’d never kill somebody! Along with all my other friends!
**Alex:** \*pulls out g-
**Diana:** \*suddenly appears and snatches gun\* no. \*disappears\*
**Ivy:** You're aware that you can't kill gods, right?
**Alex:** yes.

**Both Ghosts:** We also have a personality!
**Li Wei:** The only thing notable you is that you are bloodthristy [REDACTED DUE TO PROFANE TRASH TALKING]
**Lithium:** \*sips China tea\* That's... intense, panda working as a monster panda
**Tessa:** Uhh..... I’mma go get some tea... goodbye?

**Ivy:** *Soy el paraiso veneno*
**Neva:** Uh, are you becoming a monster?
**Alan:** uh.... a... monster...?
**Li Wei:** What monster?
**Lithium:** Which monster?
**Past!Ghost:** Gamora?
**Li Wei:** No, we are not going to that meme again.

**Tessa:** ALRIGHT Y’ALL! I’M BACK WITH MY TEA!!!
**Mary:** Hi guys! :D
**Zack:** Oh, so you revived?
**Li Wei:** Is this pink woman Stacey or Mary?
**Mary:** Wait, YOU DON’T REMEMBER ME!?
**Li Wei:** No. I only remember you as a pink woman.
**Lithium:** I also remember you as a pink woman as well.
**Present!Ghost:** I remember you as having a nice body for a ritual
**Ivy:** \*sips tea\* The only reason people remember her is for her yaoi fangirl personality.
**Neva:** \*sips tea, but chokes on it\* Dammit! Why do I always choke on hot tea?
**Tessa:** Her name’s Mary, but if you’re talking about me, my name is Tessa. Nice to meet you! \*smiles\*
**Past!Ghost (to Tessa):** Hi, mortal!
**Lithium**: That's kinda rude, ghost
**Tessa:** Oh, it’s fine! I get remarks like that a lot.
**Mary:** I’m Mary b\*tches >:'v
**Stacey:** And I’m Stacey
**Lucy (Xxdenmexx):** \*suddenly appears\* Tbh, you both girls are forgettable
**Present!Ghost:** Hello, mortals. Hello, Wakandan infused African woman
**Lithium:** Can't you both Ghosts learn how to respect mortals and anything non-demonic ghosts?
**Lucy (Xxdenmexx):** Um, I’m goddess of dark, so I’m inmortal. \*disappears\*
**Desmond:** \*gasps\* I must study that for future discoveries!
**Past!Ghost:** What about a black [CENSORED] goddess of darkness.
\*Present!Ghost and Lithium gasp in horror\*
**Li Wei:** I'm gonna hang you in a tree for that trouble, Present.
**Meia:** Immortality. More like turtles.
**Aria:** Ignore her stupid jokes and focus on ME!
**Alex:** no.
**Chris:** yea, no.
**Lithium:** Never. You sound too generic to exist
**Aria:** Looks like you don't wanna focus on quality \*flips hair\*
**Lance:** Quality? Have you take a look at me?
**Jennifer:** Annoying f\*ckboys like you are not quality
**Desmond:** \*blows a whistle\* Stop fighting over quality you guys!
**Mary:** As Alex would say: *no.*
**Lithium:** Why are we even fighting about quality, anyway

**Ethan:** Hi guys! Was I late to something?
**Cass:** Don’t forget about me, honey!
**Ethan:** Sorry... what did WE miss?
**Li Wei:** Generic b\*\*\*hy bystander is arguing that too generic people shouldn't exist and the ghosts are being insulting a\*\*\*\*\*\*s.
**Ethan:** Welp... looks like we didn’t miss much... \*ges to sit and couch and Cass follows\* Wanna play some Minecraft, Cass?
**Cass:** Sure!

\*Cyberaxi appears\*
**Aiden:** Hi, new person, how are you?
**Stacey:** Michael Sembello.
**Li Wei:** Are you referring to this girl? \*points at Cyberaxi\*

**Alan:** uh.... i don’t know what is going on...
**Sam:** [insert quote here]
**Lithium:** Everyone here is honestly sort of mentally ill. Somebody, call the doctors...
**Dez:** \*grabs the phone and throws it out the window\* no.
**Cyberaxi:** ... ... ... No, i'm not ILL.
**Li Wei:** In fairness, you are probably the craziest in this room as a whole, Lithium.
**Lithium:** NOOOO!!! \*starts cooking clothes for soup and food\*
**Zack:** Forgive us mr. 292950174 IQ

**Kaylea:** Alright guys, to entertain you I will punch the air and \*punches air upwards\* BOOM! \*glass breaks and rumbles on the ground\*
**Tori (Kanetrealms):** My new form of attacking \*pulls out lasers from hands and smirks\*
**Both Ghosts:** ... That's hot.
\*Lithium drinks the cloth soup she makes\*
**Li Wei:** That's just pure clownery 🤡🤡🤡

**Dez:** guys, don’t you know Ethan comes from a really rich family?
**Tori (Kanetrealms):** Magic doesn’t come from the rich boy, but it ***DOES*** come with me.
**Elise:** Please stop.

**Jennifer:** My p\*ssy is sweating
**Alex:** Yep, we officially turned her a mental like us.
**Li Wei:** \*hands out a napkin for the p\*ssy sweating girl\*
**Lithium:** That's quite a gentleman, panda

**Ethan:** Guys! I could help you guys!
**Lithium:** I AM PERFECTLY NORMAL \*eye twitching\*
**Dez:** ok. sure you are.
\*Li Wei restrains Lithium with a straightjacket. Lithium trashes like a pig about to be slaughtered\*
\*She also squealed like a pig\*

**Everyone:** NOW LET ME GET SOME ACTION FROM THE BACK SECTION
**Kanetrealms:** Please stop
**Elise:** \*shoots Kanetrealms\*

**Li Wei:** \*suddenly starts praying to me like some sort of diety\*
**Lithium:** DID U KNOW THAT THE ANAGRAM FOR UNO IS "NO U" AND THE REVERSE CARD MAKES SENSE?!?!?!
**Past!Ghost:** Even I am not crazy enough to say that...
**Mark:** What are yall doing?
**Desmond:** Idk, they confuse me.
**Xin:** \*Mumbling\* Am I sitting through this again...
**Lithium:** IF YOU PUT A CAT IN A BIG BOX, WILL IT BE FIT? WHAT HAPPENS IF THE WORLD RAINS DIAMONDS AND GOLD??? IS THE GOLDEN FLEECE SUPPOSED TO BE SOFT OR HARD? IF IT IS SOFT LIKE A REAL FLEECE,WHY IS IT MADE OF GOLD? IF YOU SWUARE ROOT ROLE, YOU WILL GET STRING!!!
**Chris:** Damn b\*tch, eat a snickers
**Lithium:** \*hisses at Chris\* IF THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT IS A SQUARE, HOW IS GRAVITY EVENLY DISTRIBUTED????
**Li Wei:** Ignore her. This is what happens when a normal bystander is standing in this room for about 50 minutes.
**Sydney:** Snickers aren’t even that good, I like Milky Way more.
**Sam:** ~Ms. Says no to a threesome with Thibaut and Jonathan, 2019

\*Mary, Jennifer, Zack, and Stacey start singing *Yo x Ti, Tu x Mi* by ROSALÍA, Ozuna\*
**Elise:** This area is just a place for singing.
**Alex:** Hay mejores canciones honestamente.

**Li Wei:** E lyh damm vnus ouin vyla dryd oui fyhd ed... I'm trouble and you're wa-wa-wanting it
**Present!Ghost:** \*gasps\* Did you just speak Al Bhed?
**Alex:** a\*sf, e’h gkidgy.
**Li Wei:** \*uses encryption software\* Be thankful that the Internet exists. Otherwise, if I took it as Al Bhed, then all I am hearing is gibberish. It translates to "F\*\*k, I’m lonely."
**Stacey:** E Cjvd Mrdpqekip
**Mary:** Qrpj
**Stacey:** no
**Mary:** yes
**Stacey:** no
**Mary:** Ye-
**Alex:** Don’t repeat that, please.
**Li Wei:** You two are just posers. Here is what a REAL Al Bhed speaks: Huha uv oy'mm p\*\*\*rac lyh ihtancdyht drec
**Adara:** I'm too lazy to use encryptions.
**Neva:** \*chokes\* A\*\*f, pdoekrpgy?
**Mary:** P\*nis
**Li Wei:** Eewww, so many posers...

**Mary:** Ur so gay and you don’t even like boys!
**Alex:** Um, yes I do.
**Chris:** I like them a lot
**Zack:** I’m probably the gayest one of the three
**Sydney:** I'm honestly kind of scared of you guys.
**Tori (Kanetrealms):** And I saw Santa wearing a tank top once.
**Li Wei:** \*applies a duct tape on Lithium's mouth to shut her up\* Where is that Santa in a shirt?

**Austin:** Guys, i just cut off my tits, now can i sing weirdly too? Alghulafqunaefqunae lediA nommuS I LNBLRNBOIURHVCNOIRHNXFGHVS
**Adiel:** Austin threw his boobs over me. Anyone got a water hose so i can clean myself?
**Past!Ghost:** Which t\*ts? The breasts or the birds?
**Adiel:** Breasts. Now can i f\*\*king clean myself?
**Both Ghosts:** WE WILL! \*they grab Adiel and start sucking up all the blood, while demonic chanting can be heard in the backgorund\*
**Jenny:** Did Adiel die???
**Alexandre:** I HAVE TO PISS ON THE GHOSTS \*starts pissing on the ghosts\*
**Adiel:** I DON'T WANNA DIE IN PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!
**Li Wei:** Shut the f\*\*k up, human. They are getting the blood from your clothes.
**Past!Ghost:** It tastes like some expired tomato soup. \*floats away\*
**Present!Ghost:** It also tastes like Lindsey Lohan's ta-
**Li Wei and Past!Ghost:** TOO MUCH INFORMATION
**Jenny:** Lindsay Lohan's tampon
**Adiel:** f\*\*k yourself li wei!
**Li Wei:** \*vomits in a nearby toilet\*
**Both Ghosts:** \*glare angrily at the woman\*
**Lithium:** \*tries to lick off the duct tape\*
**Kaylea:** What the hell is going on?
**Adara:** Ugh, humans doing stupid stuff, Ivy and I are going back to our thrones.
**Nellie:** Hey, don't forget about me!
**Li Wei:** \*stares at Adara\* Listen, goddess or whatever you are. I am not a human nor are these two ghosts are even human to begin with
**Lithium:** TECHNICALLY, WE ARE ALL HUMANS. WE BELONG TO A SINGLE ORGANISM BACK WHEN...
**Present!Ghost:** I NEED A VESSEL. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A BODY FOR ME TO POSSESS?????????
**Susie:** the fudge is happening???
**Michelle:** ig we better leave, Susie, these people are weird...

**Stacey:** Now I wonder something, Ivy, why is your dance so repetitive and boring?
**Tasha:** WTH? It's great!
**Ivy:** Because I got cursed with a slow song which made my dance awful.
**Adara:** Gurl, you slay the floor. You are amazing! You even got to get a Medium rating! Can't say that about Tori.
**Li Wei:** I think you are assuming...
**Alex:** Dude, Taki Taki is a song made to twerk like if you were a f\*\*\*ing crazy b\*tch in an or\*y, but the only thing Ivy does is waving arms, and let’s not talk about that eternal spin.
**Mary:** ...
**Zack:** That moment when a human roasts a goddess
**Ivy:** \*coils Alex\* You know, maybe it was a bad idea to roast me \*yeets Alex into the sun\*.
**Adara:** First Sydney, now Ivy. Jeez.
**Chris:** You f\*\*\*ing triggered bi-
**Stacey:** \*shoots Chris\* there, now you’re together on hell :3
**Susie:** PaRa De MaTaR aS pEsSoAs, CrEdO
**Tasha:** Wait, i thought Ivy was Heavy Cross' dancer. Yeah Ivy... your dance is sh\*\*.

**Lithium:** \*spots a cat bowl and licks the milk in it, sexually\*
**Present!Ghost:** What is this??? A Cats remake film????
**Susie:** alright Michelle we better lea-
**Michelle:** \*runs away\*

**Jennifer:** Sausage party.
**Lance:** Someone wanna recreate that movie? 👅
**Adara:** Not with a boy.
**Paul:** This is the part where Adara becomes lesbian.
**Adara:** \*punches Paul across the face\* Stop with revealing my secrets, you talkative annoying \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*.
**Paul:** You know gods don't feel severe pain, right?
**Adara:** Oh, f\*\*k.

## Trivia

* Near the end of the thread, three users entered and started talking about the constant violent and sexual jokes in the thread.
	+ Said three were also the cause of Orangespark24’s hiatus, even though they later returned in Coach Conversations 9: Why?, but got blocked from Just Dance Wiki.