Elkritch

> *"join vc if ur a minor uwuzies aha :flushed:" - Elkritch*
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**Elkritch** (**Coraline**) joined the server in early April of 2020. She bought Ultimate within her first minutes of joining, before leaving spawn, setting up her eventual climb to the top donator of the server. After escaping spawn for the first time, making it dozens of thousands of blocks away, she ran into a creeper that blew both herself and her bed up, putting her right back in the concrete jungle. An unsung hero eventually took a step to ensure her safety, and the safety of many other members -- W3Know. After seeing her builds, he invited her to his faction, and they trekked to the location of their would-be first base.

## First Faction

Progress was quick for DC -- Vesta, the stepping build for the new faction, had its first section built in under a week. During this time marked more steps in her eventual rise of top server spender, with up to $500 spent on helping the poor and arming the rich. She bought ranks for shexar, Stino, Snakob, and many others during this period, with things only ramping up the longer she played.

> *"Elk Cock!!1!" - W3Know, starting the popular statement Purity members would chant.*
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## The Thottery

As she became more active in chat, it came to light her activities outside the server, including amateur porn and camgirling. This started the ever-growing simp army she'd amass, that rose as quickly as it faded. The leaking of this information led to Vesta being compromised, with the base coordinates being threatened if she didn't exchange a cam session to a certain member; a past ex of hers who stalked her to the server.

   She ended up working with him, though. Together, they staged a robbery that she was the mastermind behind, shifting all blame from her to her ex. It came out after the fact, but the damage had been done, with shulkers of building supplies and enchanted books disappearing into the wind, although being offered back later down the line after they didn't see much use.

## Caudimorda's Arc

Her second server project would be a different solo build in a mesa biome, taking on a wild west theme, complete with a fossilized snake. She quickly lost interest however, and met a player named Caudimorda. They kicked it off, and eventually she left her quadrant, abandoning the mesa build, and moved into Penisville (pville) with Punk, pulque\_, and others. She began work on a large pillar, set to be the foundation of a slum-type city, but lost motivation soon after.

## The Thottery, Chapter Two

After leaving pville, she set off to start her biggest project -- Mushroom Forest. Meant to cause eye cancer and inspire awe, she aimed to make the prettiest ugliest base out there, using every block in the game. She ended up getting bored of the project, leaking the coordinates and what ensued was a showdown between GrandmaPepe and zUni, with no clear winner, but the destruction of Mushroom Forest. It was around this time her most notable event on the server happened, sparking month long drama.

After joining the general voice chat in Purity's discord server, penguin paid a visit and she asked for the channel to be set to NSFW so she could do a popular request - e-thotting to the highest decree. Sucking dick live in General (NSFW), she quickly amassed an audience, which led to her being a hero to some, and a villain to others. An inappropriate joke resulted in the concern of if a minor saw the event. After this infamy, she took a step back from the server, periodically visiting but going months without joining. Being permanently banned from the Purity discord and having numerous pedophilia accusations thrown against her, she stopped playing for a few months, her reputation soured and her once simp army all abandoning her.

## Present Day

Elkritch still plays occasionally, visiting once every week or so, making small progress on her new building project. Revisiting the slums idea, she set off to try and work on a brutalist architectural city -- where poverty built over each other, and lived below the wealthy. Despite little progress, a few buildings have been completed, including a 16 chunk yacht, and a low income hostile haven. Although likely to permanently leave in the coming months, her top donator status and unparalleled balls have made her a staple to the server. Good, bad, or ugly, the final judgment comes down to the reader.

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