Zhong Wen

Zhong Wen was a player character in the Master Cho's Noodle Dojo campaign. He was played by Jeb.

## Backstory

Zhong Wen's past is a mystery to all. Only him and his master, the Jade Emperor, know where he has come from.

## Campaign

### Master Cho's Noodle Dojo

#### Session 1

Zhong Wen, the mysterious stranger. Like many fateful times before, he appeared in a place, in a time of need. He had inserted himself as a member of staff at The Noodle Dojo, quickly asserting himself as a competent member of staff. As a fight brewed, Zhong took care to ensure all the stir fry noodles--even [o'Toole's characters name, japfap from now on]'s, catching them in his collosal wok as they flew through the air. Once the fight had died down, and the stir fry was out for delivery, Zhong continued to fry. There were many more deliverys to be made. Mysteriously, he appeared in two other places while [japfap] was out for dilevery. When a customer complained about their drink, he was there to pour them a cup of steaming hot tea. When there was little time remaining, Zhong launched [JapFap] into the air, then jumped up after him, throwing his [bag on a stick] in a position that allowed [JapFap] to slide into the window of [Big Bad Evil Guy]'s penhouse, and complete the dilevery with seconds to spare. After [JapFap] dove back out the window, with [Big Bad Evil Guy]'s henchmen in tow, Zhong appeared above the henchmen, considering for a moment whether or not he should kill them. After [JapFap] brought [Big Bad Evil Guy] back to the Noodle Dojo, and [Big Bad Evil Guy] killed sensei Cho, Zhong realised the reason he was working in the Noodle Dojo. He reminisced, thinking of [Big Bad Evil Guy]'s power, contemplating his action. After [JapFap] had been consumed, and [Not Chun Lee] chopped [BBEG]'s hand off, Zhong finalised the level of power he would need: 64 slashes of his demon killing Jian , which he pulled out from where it was sheathed in his [bag on a stick]. He proclaimed loudly:

*"The demon has risen. I shall unleash the heavenly power of good with thich I have been bestowed. Ancient masters' sword technique! Come forth, power of the Jade Emporer. Cleanse the evil that stands before us today. I am Zhong Wen, wielder of the power of the great sage, and the demon killing blade used by the ruler of the gods himself. Tremble before the might that which slays all evil, before I who have killed gods. None can stand before the might of the emporer which I wield. Come, Heavenly Grandfather, grant me might to slay demons in your name, as I have for three thousand years. To you, demon, I only have one word: die! Four times fourth quadruple sword slash!"*

As he finished his proclamation, throughout which he had been slowly drawing his sword, [American Idiot] did a flip, and knocked [BBEG] towards Zhong, right as Zhong began his smiting flurry of blows. [BBEG]'s mortal body was destroyed. *"Ah,"* stated Zhong. *"It seems I have held back for too long. I should have attacked with more power."* Determining that the empowered minions of [BBEG] were weak enough to be defeated with the Jian, he sheathed it back into his staff, and wrapped the cloth around its handle once more. Settling into his unarmed fighter's stance, he prepared for the next assault.

## OOC

Zhong Wen is a Mysterious Stranger of the Empty Fist, as per the Final Stand system.

#### Session 1

Jeb is multilingual, and as such speaks only in Mandarin when in character as Zhong.

As Jeb spoke in character, making the proclamation, he also had music playing, and stood to pantomime both the actions as he spoke, and the 64 slashed that followed. During this time, he accidentally knocked his laptop off of the table with the prop sword, and vowed never to randomly swing objects indoors ever again.

Following the proclamation, Looweeja granted Jeb 70 chi points, which he spent immediately to destroy [BBEG].