Episode 4 - A Dog Hotel for Dogs Transcript

(The episode began inside the Green's house in the living room on the wall which has an episode title on it that says "A Dog Hotel for Dogs". And Cricket, Tilly and Phoenix are watching Nancy Green packing everything to get ready to go to the Dog Hotel for Dogs)

Nancy: Come on, kiddos we are going to the Dog Hotel just for dogs.

Cricket: This is it, Mom's taking us to the Dog park where there's a hotel.

Tilly: So many dogs to pet.

Phoenix: Now you kids need to know why this is called a Dog Park only for dogs. Somebody is building a hotel there just for dogs that has involved room services. Imagine peanut butter in the bathtub where you can relax in. (Imagines herself relaxing in the bathtub filled with peanut butter with the other dogs)

Buttler: Would you like to have dog biscuit along with your peanut butter, madam?

Phoenix: Oh yes. I would like a dog biscuit. (The Buttler toss the biscuit for Phoenix to eat) Thanks. And here's a little something for your troubles. (Throws the ball to the Buttler then Cricket and Tilly called out to Phoenix)

Cricket: Earth to Phoenix! (The imagination wore off as Phoenix answered)

Phoenix: Huh wha? Oh, sorry. Got caught up in the whole imagination thing.

Cricket: I sense a truck towing. That's our Dad's truck raring up and rare to go. We better hurry.

Tilly: Let's go. (And Cricket and Tilly went outside to get ready to go)

(Theme Song)

Phoenix: (Singing) I'm in the big city with the green family. Every day here is my favorite day. One big house and the family's farm. Food and laughter and much much more! Kids, A Goat, A Sheep and Chickens, A Cow and Pig and Kitties, We're one big family now. Sundays and Mondays are all fun days when you're with the...

All: (Off-screen) ANIMAL FARM!

(Barking and Meowing)

All: ANIMAL FARM!

(Bawks, Quacks and Baas)

All: ANIMAL FARM!

(Moos, Oinks and Squeals)

All: ANIMAL FARM!

Phoenix, Dirtbag, Miss Brenda, Herbert, Marjorie, Melissa, Miss Greg, Chick, Anoush, Cogburn and The Chickens: (Singing) We're all Familia!

Nancy: Hey, kiddos!

Title: "DISNEY'S ANIMAL FARM"

Developed for television by The Houghton Brothers

(Cut to the living room with the farm animals; Phoenix, Melissa, Miss Brenda, Marjorie, Dirtbag, Herbert, Chick, Betty, Cynthia, Priscilla, Miss Rouge, Snakey, Anoush and Cogburn)

Anoush: Hey guys, Do you remember the time when I accidentally bit Benny the cute little child on the arm? (They show the flashback episode to where Anoush bites Benny in the arm then flashback forward back to Anoush) But they have found a perfect human to train me for the obedience school. They are going to send down a coach human trainer named "Sue".

Melissa: Sue? As in the Community Sue who coaches people in her City Community Center?

Anoush: Yup. And I am going to be the most obedience pet in all of Big City.

Phoenix: Well, we're all very happy for you, Anoush. Doing something right for a change. Everything is going very smoothy here. Besides we are all a family of farm animals. Which reminds me I am not going to be here for any of you. Nancy is taking me, Cricket and Tilly to the dog park to see the brand new hotel for dogs to live in.

Dirtbag: Which means somebody else has to be in charge of the farm while Queen Phoenix is gone for the day.

Cogburn: Ah... this is my chance to be in charge in this here farm as the king while we stay inside the house.

Phoenix: Nice try, Cogburn. I'm not falling for it twice.

Melissa: Oh oh! I can run the farm!

Marjorie: You...? Running the farm? Why?

Melissa: Yeah. I know everything what is right to be queen.

Miss Brenda: Yeah. Remember the time when Tilly entered her in the dog show so that she could win? (Now we flashback to the episode "Tilly's Goat" where Tilly and Melissa compete in the dog show with the other competitors)

Tilly: Alright, Melissa, let's do this. (They're at the starting line.)

Announcer: On your mark. Get set. (A bunch of dogs are running amok around the course) Wait. What's going on?! The dogs have gotten out of control!! (Shows the dogs generally causing havoc around the place: scraping their butt against the floor, ruining the agility course, three coming for the judges... Show the large TV.) Everyone, please remain seated. Sit. Sit!!! (Tilly is aghast, speechless. Then the scene flashes back to the farm animals)

Betty: Thus, Cricket ruining the dog show for everyone.

Cynthia: Let's let Melissa do that.

Miss Brenda: Yeah we can all use a good laugh.

Priscilla: Can we?

Miss Rouge: Please?

Phoenix: Oh okay. As for now, Melissa is in charge of the farm as queen of the day.

Cogburn: Huh? What? (Then Cricket started to zoom around the house feeling very excited)

Cricket: Yeah! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Dog Park!!

Chick: (Flipped out) What's happening!?!?!

Phoenix: Oh... Cricket's has got a case of the zoomies. He's very excited about going to the new dog hotel.

Marjorie: Did someone say zoomies?

Herbert: Oh I love zoomies!

Dirtbag: Zoomies!

The Chickens: Zoomies time!

Phoenix: Ha! Zoomies! But you know what's even better? Talking about our problems. Ain't that right, Dirtbag? Dirtbag? (She sees that all the farm animals are outside running around in circles along with Cricket)

Cricket: Whoo-hoo!!! Ride like the wind, Herbert!!! (Now we cut to Nancy in Bill's Truck driving Cricket, Tilly and Phoenix all the way toward the Dog Park)

Nancy: This is it, kiddos. The entrance to the dog park. And look! There's the new grand opening of the Dog Hotel for Dogs.

Tilly: Look at all the dogs!

Cricket: I can't wait to pet every one of them!

Nancy: Have fun, kiddos! (Cricket, Tilly and Phoenix got out of Bill's Truck as they all entered the Dog Park to greet these dogs)

Phoenix: (Sniffs the Dog Park fresh air) Smells like fresh air.

Anoush: It is isn't it? (Phoenix sees Anoush who was in the Dog Park)

Phoenix: Huh? Anoush? What are you doing here?

Anoush: Remember what I said back at the farm? They got me a trainer. See that human over there? (A coach named Community Sue is coaching the cats) That's Community Sue. A trainer to all humans and animals. (Community Sue blows her whistle)

All Cats: (Does their tricks and do what Community Sue says)

Phoenix: Wow she is seriously good at blowing whistles.

Anoush: Yeah. And she always says the command to every pet around the whole park area. Sit! Paw! Down! Shake! Stand! Stay! Roll over! Speak! Then it's... "treat treat treat treat treat!" For being such a good pet indeed.

Phoenix: That makes a lot of sense.

Cricket: (To the dogs while covered in mud) How ya doing dogs? Oh don't worry about me. It's not diarrhea. It's exciter rhea!

Yellow Dog and Brown Dog: (Fighting by biting their tails and ears off of each other and barking)

Community Sue: Whoa there, Dog! Oh no you don't! Red collar!! (Red collared the Yellow Dog and drags it all the way toward the time out building)

Anoush: Whoa, yellow dog just got red collared! That there is where they marked all the dogs who are very bad. If you get the red collar, that means you'll end up in a time out building. Too bad I won't get one. Because I am a mean green obedience machine! Yeah!

Phoenix: Again. That makes a lot of sense. (Then two dogs; Bathsheba and Muffin showed up and just passed by Phoenix while playing together)

Anoush: Hi, Bathsheba! Hi, Muffin!

Phoenix: Wait, you know those two dogs?

Anoush: Yeah. Legend says that Bathsheba and Muffin are dogs of the dog show. And they're the purebred dogs I have ever seen. They love each other.

Phoenix: I wish I could meet them.

Anoush: Well this is your chance to greet them of the memories you had during the dog show. Oh I gotta get back to training with Sue. Good luck out there, Phoenix. (Now we cut to the outside of the farm of West Elkins Street as Melissa is in charge of the farm animals)

Melissa: Welcome to Melissa's group. As you know..., Phoenix put me in charge of you farm animals. Thus making me your queen for a day. There are few simple rules that those that they can follow during the section. But different. Whenever goes upon two legs is a family member. Whenever goes upon four legs or has wings is a friend. (Herbert's tummy is starting to rumble and gurgle as he rubs it)

Herbert: Oh man. Uh... Is this a dumb question?

Melissa: No animal shall wear clothes. No animal shall sleep in a bed. No animal shall drink alcohol. No animal shall kill any other animal. And all animals are equal.

Herbert: (His tummy rumbles and grumbles) Uh-oh.

Melissa: What is it, Herbert?

Herbert: I'm getting a very funny feeling that I'm started to bloat inside my piggy belly. Ugh. And I'm really hungry for food.

Chick: You have to kill it before you digest it.

Melissa: Don't worry. We'll feed you after the suggestion of my group before Phoenix gets back with her Dog Hotel day off.

Marjorie: I have a suggestion.

Melissa: Yes, Marjorie? What is it?

Marjorie: It's just that... What if Bill picks any one of us animals to take to any convention?

Melissa: I have just the problem to solve that.

Marjorie: What is it?

Melissa: Don't say any word except animal sounds.

Marjorie: Okay.

Dirtbag: Oh Queen Melissa, I have a real suggestion. What if I get one of the dogs to show around the farm where every farm animal is very friendly.

Melissa: That sounds like neighbor dogs that don't like us farm animals.

Miss Brenda: It's true. Neighbor's dogs and Farm Animals are natural enemies.

Dirtbag: Hey. I'm not suggesting we should bring one dog in the farm right? And it's family would agree to join us.

Chick: You can't bring somebodies dog to the farm. That's against the rules.

Dirtbag: Or is it? Young Chick, you ol canary it'll be fun if I pat you and roll you up until you get very dizzy. Four chickens in the group; Betty, Cynthia, Priscilla and Miss Rouge are birds of a feather I should always say. Snakey rhymes with Shakey. Marjorie rhymes with... Actually nothing rhymes with Marjorie. Herbert uh yes please. And, Miss Brenda. I'll take a half of pound of your cow body.

Cogburn: What about me?! I am the king of all pies.

Marjorie: Or we should be making pizza. That will be better than pie. Right?

Snakey: (Hisses)

Melissa: Those were all great ideas. Let us all put em together by doing this outside. (Scene blinks to black. Scene blinks back to the Dog Park as Phoenix is watching Cricket and Tilly petting every single dog with a lot of love)

Phoenix: Ah. Order is restored.

Bathsheba: (She, Cujon and Muffin appears from out of nowhere) Ha ha ha. You said it. That dog show was a hit.

Phoenix: Huh? (Sees Bathsheba, Cujon and Muffin) Oh, hi. I didn't even see you since the dog show.

Muffin: You look beautiful.

Phoenix: Thanks. I'm Phoenix.

Bathsheba: I'm Bathsheba and this is Muffin and that's Cujon.

Cujon: .......

Muffin: Cujon doesn't say much ever since the destruction of the dog show.

Phoenix: Oh because of Melissa saving her from the falling part of the building.

Cricket and Tilly: Whoo-hoo!!! (They are riding on the Rottweiler)

Bathsheba: Hey. That kid of yours is just a barrel of monkeys.

Phoenix: Who? Cricket? Nah. He's my best friend.

Muffin: You don't say. Well we were about to meet on the new Dog Hotel building for dogs for dinner tonight. We'd be honored if you join us.

Phoenix: Oh yes. And Cricket and Tilly will be here to see you all here again.

Cricket: Phoenix, come here girl!

Phoenix: Gotta go. See you there?

Bathsheba: Oh yes. See you in the dog hotel. (Phoenix left and ran back to Cricket and Tilly)

Tilly: Here you are, Phoenix. By the way, who were those dogs your talking too?

Phoenix: Just some old friends of mine.

Cricket: Okay.

Phoenix: How would you two like to come inside the grand opening of the Dog Hotel for Dogs?

Tilly: Oh yes please! What do you think, brother?

Cricket: We'd love too! And get to see your friends of yours.

Phoenix: Great! We all have to meet up by tonight so that they can tell us the whole side of their story. (Scene cuts back to the farm outside at West Elkins Street)

Melissa: Here we are again at Melissa and friends. (Suddenly there's a noise going on outside; it was the leaf blower that Mr. Grigorian is using during the fall season)

Herbert: Is that?

Chick: It's the reef blower!

Melissa: It's leaf blowing season! Let's get out of here! (And Melissa leads Miss Brenda, Marjorie, Dirtbag, Herbert, Chick, Betty, Cynthia, Priscilla, Miss Rouge, Snakey and Cogburn all the way back inside the Green house but the door is locked from the inside)

Miss Brenda: The door... it's closed.

Melissa: How are we going to get inside? (Then Raccoon showed up from the garage)

Raccoon: You can't. Not while I am around have anything to say about it.

The Chickens: Huh?

Melissa: What?

Raccoon: I'm going to unlock the door. And let you animals in.

The animals: Ohhh... (Raccoon got inside the front door of the Green's house and opens up the back door unlocking it)

Raccoon: Wa-la!

The animals: He did it!

Cogburn: Let us go inside the house! (And Melissa, Miss Brenda, Marjorie, Dirtbag, Herbert, Chick, Betty, Cynthia, Priscilla, Miss Rouge and Snakey went inside the Green's House. Now we cut to the Dog Hotel for dogs and inside Phoenix is waiting for her friends; Bathsheba, Muffin and Cujon to show up along with Cricket and Tilly)

Phoenix: Where are they? They said they should see us there in the new dog hotel building which is where we are right now.

Tilly: That's what I like to know.

Cricket: So uh, where is this Bathsheba, Muffin and Cujon you speak of?

Bathsheba: We're right here. (She, Muffin and Cujon showed up on screen) Hello, Cricket. Hello, Tilly. It's been a while.

Muffin: Hi, there.

Cricket: Whoa... You can talk? Show dogs don't talk. Except Phoenix. She's my good girl.

Tilly: The words are coming out of the dogs mouths.

Cujon: ......

Cricket: Hey there. Long time no see, some purple dog from the purse.

Phoenix: So uh... I had a question. How did you girls get together during the dog show like last time?

Bathsheba: You tell em.

Muffin: No you tell em.

Cujon: ...

Bathsheba: Oh okay. We'll all tell it. I'll start. (We flashback to the episode "Tilly's Goat" once again as Bathsheba told the story) We were all purebred dogs owned by our owners as they signed us up for the dog show to compete for first place ribbons each dogs is best for something we are always good at. I was good at shaking hands with my owner while I stand on two legs.

Muffin: (Told her second side of the story) I was a star of shaking off my hair while it's really wet showing off my true face of nature the beauty is both inside and outside of me.

Bathsheba: Cujon here is best at staying inside the purse. It was the number one trick of all. Like I said every dog is best at something. They even saw us do tricks during the dog show. Sit, Stay, Sit Up, Roll Over and some of those other tricks.

Tilly: Where have I ever seen this episode before? (Cricket keeps eating popcorn while in the theater with Tilly)

Muffin: Just before we were about to announce the winner of the dog show..., The dogs gone out of control with a lot of itchy fleas in their furs. That is if one look alike of a dog save the day with all of her might.

Bathsheba: We thought she was a goat but wow she'd saved Cujon from the jumbo tron just in the nick of time. (Then the scene flashes back to her, Muffin and Cujon)

Bathsheba and Muffin: And here we are.

Cricket: Whoa... Wait I'm lost.

Tilly: Yeah. Uh... What's a jumbo tron anyway?

Phoenix: Oh you don't want to know. (Then somebody named Uppinsbottom brings in the food bowl filled with a lot of kibble and puts em down on the floor) Oh. Food is here. (She, Bathsheba, Muffin and Cujon eats the kibbles off of their food bowl)

Cricket: It's a dog thing. They eat kibble off of their food bowls.

Phoenix: Oh yeah. That hit the spot. We should do this more often.

Bathsheba: Hey uh. You got a little something on your face. (Licks muffin on the face getting piece of kibbles off of her)

Muffin: Hold on. Now you got something. (Licks Bathsheba on the face getting piece of kibbles off of her)

Cujon: ...... (She, Bathsheba and Muffin left the hotel building and goes back outside the dog park)

Phoenix: (Tries to lick her kibble off of her face) Eh... Cricket will get mine later. (Then the scene cuts back to outside the Dog Park as Phoenix and Muffin talked to each other about the dog show) That was a heck of a dinner last night inside the hotel for dogs.

Muffin: I know. It was a great kibble that I had all these years.

Phoenix: But something baffles me about something. When was the last time you and your owners got together for the very first time of your lives?

Muffin: Together. Ha. We hold onto each other before we got a bit scared of fleas that somebody brought in during the dog show.

Phoenix: I keep telling you that was Cricket. He brought in the fleas to terminate me but instead it terminated the other dogs giving themselves the itch.

Muffin: Oh I see. Since when was the last time that you and Cricket won first place in the dog show?

Phoenix: I never won the dog show.

Muffin: And when is the last time you and the greens jinx yourselves?

Phoenix: Okay. One; That's private. Two; Me and the greens never jinx each other. We are a family. And Three; Go jinx yourself! (Then we cut back to the Green's house inside the living room and Melissa is still in charge of the farm animals)

Melissa: Alright. Now that Mr. Grigorian is leaf blowing at the farm, let us figure out how to make pizza inside the kitchen.

Cogburn: Yes. I can even show you how to bake it my way! (Then Dirtbag showed up along with the bulldog named Ivanhoe and showed him around inside the green's house)

Dirtbag: And here we are, Ivanhoe. Welcome to the green's house. That's 5307 West Elkins Street.

Ivanhoe: You'd promised me that I can see the family dog around the house. Now where is she?

Herbert: Hey, Dirtbag. Over here!

Ivanhoe: That is not a dog. That is just a brown pig. (And Dirtbag and Ivanhoe jumped on the couch right next to Miss Brenda)

Dirtbag: Aw you'll get use to it once everyone gets to know you. (Now to all the animals) Everyone, I like you all to meet Ivanhoe. He's a bulldog.

Ivanhoe: Oh hello there.

Dirtbag: Ivanhoe and Tilly go way back together. But I... I think we have our own very relationship together he and I.

Miss Brenda: Save it! That Bulldog belongs to the Bardekoff Family.

Dirtbag: Aw, man you have to bring that up so soon?

Ivanhoe: You farm animals don't belong inside the house. I mean what could it possibly get any worse? If any human sees you, they send you right back outside to do more farming.

Marjorie: We like it in here. This is where we farm animals talk about our problems.

The Chickens: We have the living room.

Herbert: (His piggy belly started to rumble and grumble again) Oh my. Here I go again.

Melissa: Herbert, what is it this time?

Miss Brenda: Is it your hunger problem acting up?

Herbert: Something's... (Tries to puke but holds it in) Coming right outside of me I just knew it.

Marjorie: He's right. What's coming out of him anyway?

Herbert: Oh boy. Here it comes. (A piglet came right out of his butt)

Piglet #1: (Squeals)

Melissa: AAH!!

Marjorie: AAH!!

The Chickens: BAWK!!!

Chick: IT'S A WHITE PIGLET!!!

Miss Brenda: No guessing!!

Dirtbag: It's freakin' me out!

Cogburn: It appears we are witnessing the piglet mammalian birth.

Herbert: No this piglet is misunderstanding. Except this guy. (Another piglet came right out of his butt)

Piglet #2: Mama.

The animals: AAH!!!

Ivanhoe: Why don't you try lying on your back. I've done it a million times.

Herbert: (Gulps) Oh my. (Two more piglets came right out of his butt) Two more came right out of me.

Piglet #3: Oink oink.

Piglet #4: Oink oink.

Dirtbag: Ugh... It's horrible!

Melissa: Put them back!!

Herbert: I'm trying too. But pigs keep on coming right out of me. (And four more piglets came right out of his butt)

8 Piglets: (Squeals)

The animals: (Gasps)

Chick: SOMEBODY EAT THE FIRST ONE!!

Raccoon: I'll eat the first one!

Melissa: (To Raccoon) GET OUT!!

Gramma Alice: What's going on in here?

Ivanhoe: I didn't know your wearing glasses. (Takes Alice Green's Glasses right off of her eyes and make her dropped em off the floor)

Gramma Alice: Hey!

8 Piglets: (Played with Alice Green's glasses while squealing)

Melissa: (Angry) You guys are ruining this for me!! Put Alice's Glasses back on her eyes!! (All the farm animals try to catch the 8 piglets who are carrying the glasses by running around)

Gramma Alice: I can't see without my glasses!! (Then Dirtbag grabs the glasses with the piglet holding onto them and right into Gramma Alice's face)

Melissa: (Calm) Okay, okay. This is fine. Everything's under control around here.

Snakey: (Hisses)

Cogburn: What is it, Snakey?

Snakey: (Hisses)

Cogburn: There's a piglet on that old lady's face!

The animals: AAH!!!! (They all see that the piglet is on Gramma Alice's face and they tried to catch it)

Melissa: (Panicked) Put it back!!

Dirtbag: Yeah!! But how!?! (Gets the piglet off of Gramma Alice's face with it still wearing her glasses)

Chick: IT'S MINE!!! (Catches the glasses on her wings. But the farm animals go crazy and messing the living room except for Cogburn who was enjoying it)

Cogburn: Oh how I love the sweet smell of chaos. Farm animals messing this all up just for me to enjoy. (Miss Brenda finally puts back the glasses back on Gramma Alice's eyes)

Gramma Alice: Whew. Finally. Look what you farm animals did to the living room... Again! Oh when Billy boy gets home, he's going to clean up that mess.

The animals: Ohhh... (Now we cut back to the dog park where Cricket and Tilly can't find Bathsheba, Muffin and Cujon anywhere)

Cricket: Where are Bathsheba, Muffin and Cujon? We just had big plans for going to the room they are just in.

Tilly: We can't find them anywhere.

Phoenix: Phoenix, you are feeling good today.

Cricket: Phoenix, have you seen Bathsheba, Muffin and Cujon around here?

Phoenix: Oh Muffin was always talking and always thinking about what happened at the dog show about saying something about fleas.

Tilly: And what did you tell her?

Phoenix: I told her to "Go jinx herself"!

Cricket: (Gasps) Phoenix, you can't say that to a dog. They are puppies there.

Tilly: And puppies were so darn cute!

Phoenix: Don't blame me. I was told to go crazy along with you greens family.

Bathsheba: (Angry) You gotta big mouth here, Phoenix. Stop bothering our relationship with me, Muffin and Cujon. Because it's smells. And not in a good way!

Cricket: (To Bathsheba Angry) Hey! The way your relationship is none of your business! (Bathsheba barks angrily and Cricket, Tilly and Bathsheba begin fighting with each other in the fighting cloud. Then Community Sue saw Cricket and Tilly fighting over Bathsheba and picks them up with her hands as the fighting cloud disappears)

Community Sue: You two kids are in big trouble fighting over this dog. Red collars! (She puts red collars on Cricket and Tilly and took them to the time out building)

Phoenix: Oh for jinx sake. (Scene blinks to black. Scene fades back to where Phoenix is searching and looking for Cricket and Tilly until she runs into Anoush once again while Anoush is balancing the fish biscuit on his nose) Anoush, have you seen Cricket and Tilly? I can't find them and... is that a fish biscuit on your nose?

Anoush: Sure is. I am focusing on my will power to balance this fish biscuit on my nose.

Community Sue: That's it, cats! Keep doing what you have been told!

Phoenix: (Barks angrily at Community Sue and attacks her)

Community Sue: (Screams) Get this dog off me!

Anoush: (Eats the fish biscuit) Spank her!! Rip her gym suit off!! (The scene cuts to Phoenix who was red collared and has taken to the timeout building where all the bad dogs are inside their cages growling and go crazy)

Bull Terrier: Hey, pretty lady, where is your owner?

Phoenix: Grrrowl...!

Rottweiler: Do you come here more often?

Dobermann: Where's my money!?! (Community Sue throws Phoenix into the cage to where Cricket and Tilly are)

Phoenix: Hey, Cricket. Tilly, Looks like we have got our matching red collars huh?

Tilly: (Stressing out) I love my life, I love my life, I love my life, I love my life, I love my life!

Cricket: Phoenix, I don't know what are you are doing here, but I never want to speak to you or see you ever again for the rest of my life.

Phoenix: Oh, Cricket I am so sorry that you and Tilly are in the timeout building.

Cricket: For what? For ditching me and Tilly while being red collared? We were about to do some plans here. But all you care about is Bathsheba and Muffin.

Phoenix: (Turns away toward Cricket) If that's how the way you feel about me, then we can't be together.

Small Orange Dog: Excuse me. (Phoenix sees the Small Orange Dog) Aren't you... "the Phoenix" from the Greens family?

Phoenix: That's me. Cricket's owner.

Small Orange Dog: I saw what you did back here. You just attacked Community Sue without even knowing. Is it okay if I... sniff your butt a bit?

Phoenix: (Turns around) Make it quick. (Small Orange Dog sniffs Phoenix's butt)

Small Orange Dog: Aww, never sniff your heroes. (Walks away)

Tilly: (Stops stressing out) Was that the Small Orange Dog?

Phoenix: (Lies down) Oh well, at least we'll all be stuck inside the timeout building for the rest of our lives.

Nancy: (Came by on-screen) There are my bad kids. Oh-no! Trapped along with your dog Phoenix. Let's get you kids out of here.

Cricket and Tilly: Great, Mom! (The scene cuts back to the Green's house at 5307 West Elkins Street and Phoenix is back to where she belongs with her Farm Animal subjects)

Phoenix: Phew. It's good to be back in the house with all my loyal subjects.

Marjorie: Welcome back, Queen Phoenix.

Melissa: How'd the new hotel for the dogs go?

Phoenix: It was great. So, how'd the fake section go?

Miss Brenda: Are you kidding? Queen Melissa's fake farm section was a greatest and funniest thing we ever saw.

Cogburn: It was chaos! Which is exactly what I love about it. I love how we mess up the dumb humans house!

Phoenix: Wow, so many things to talk about how were our days. For instances, why is Herbert nursing 8 little piglets? (We see Herbert laying around on the right side as the 8 little piglets drinks his belly full of milk)

Herbert: Sorry about that, Queen Phoenix. My milk supply went down so I asked Bill Green to give these piglets a good home for the other people of Big City.

Phoenix: (Ivanhoe is sitting next to her) Umm, who's this?

Ivanhoe: I am Tilly's best friend: Ivanhoe. And you must be the neighbors dog. (Licks Phoenix's face)

Chick: We brought in that dog.

Dirtbag: Yeah, Ivanhoe and I found our latest relationship together he and I...

Miss Brenda: Ivanhoe belongs to the Bardekoff Family!

Dirtbag: Aw, Damn it! (Now we cut to Cujon who was now all alone wearing his own collar and walking on the sidewalk. Suddenly, he saw the other cats playing around with their cat toys)

Cujon: ... (Imagines living with the cats playing together with him. Then Raccoon shows up and stops his fantasy dream)

Raccoon: Yeah, uh, I'm not so sure that's the place for you. Cats really don't like dogs that much. You know what I'm saying? If they see you, they'll send you right back where you came from. All the way back to your owner in the purse. I can't stand a dog who was a stray and he's missing an owner.

Cujon: (Takes out the sign that says "Take the Collar")

Raccoon: What's this? Take the Collar. Okay. (Does so as he takes Cujon's collar and Cujon joins the other cats inside the pet store. Now we cut back to Phoenix and Melissa as the nighttime is about to fall)

Phoenix: You shouldn't have seen Cricket and Tilly like this. They were so freaked out in the timeout building.

Melissa: Come on, Phoenix. It's time we start moving onto our lives. Your owners need you and that's all that matters. Check it out. They're all outside feeling down upon themselves. (She and Phoenix saw Cricket and Tilly feeling down and gloomy)

Phoenix: Hey, you're right. Thanks, Melissa. (Went to where Cricket and Tilly are)

Melissa: Hey... ha-ha! I'll helped Phoenix! (Realized that no one saw her help Phoenix) And there's no one else here who saw it.

Squirrel: (Jumped out of the roof of the Green's house) I saw it! I'm not impressed!

Melissa: BAA!!! (Squirrel runs away)

Phoenix: (Looks at Cricket and Tilly and the mud in front of her) Hey, Cricket. Look what I've found! (jumps into the mud and splashes Cricket and Tilly)

Cricket: Mud! (becomes happy again) Oh, Phoenix! I'm so glad we're together again! Can't stay mad at you.

Tilly: (laughs)

Phoenix: Cricket, Tilly are you having exciter rhea? (Scene blinks to black. Scene fades back to the epilogue of the episode as Cujon is with the cats as the end credits come up)

Cujon: Ruff!

Siamese Cat: (Came by and walking toward Cujon) You are not doing right. Playing around with the other cats is my thing. I am a Siamese Cat. And these cat toys are mine so stay away from them.

Cujon: Arf, arf! (He plays with the yarn ball which he thinks it's a real ball. Then we cut to two men Alexander and Terry who are holding a Raccoon in their hands. Alexander rings the doorbell for the owner of the house who is Uppinsbottom)

Alexander: We've found your dog, where's our reward?

Raccoon: ...Ruff ruff? (End the epilogue and the episode)

THE END

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