Episode 6 Killer Ferrari

Nate, Drew and Tom talk about the 6th episode of Lethal Weapon the TV Series. Did we like? Yes. Nate reads directly from Keith Loves Movies for the entire episode. Drew debuts an original rap track.

## Episode Summary

Nate manages to keep an eye on the Basketball game and simultaneously professionally host this episode. Tom tries not to get upset with and loves Drew, who premiers a 6 minute rap. Drew also wants to watch the game because he loves basketball and sports.

The Episode starts with a woman being chased by a ferrari at Dusk. It crashes into a Tree impaling her.
The Driver gets out, wearing a helmet and racing gloves to inspect his work and then walks away unharmed. No one in this fancy suburb is on the road or notices this. Our hosts victim-blame the girl killed by the ferarri, or the killer, or both.

Surprisingly the Lethal Weapon title card doesn't blow up here.

Riggs wakes up on the public beach to new scandinavian neighbours loudly playing music on the spot next to him. How dare anyone park their camper on the beach? He smashes their guitar on the amp. Contrary to the deceptively similar appearance, the main scandinavian dude is *not*  poopiepie the famous youtuber. It was 2017.

We see Murtaugh and his human family installing their new TV, and after fiddling around with the remote he accidentally turns on a slideshow of pictures on Riannas cloud account or something until it shows a racy picture of her in a bikini. Embarassed, she runs away but the TV installer / cable guy mutters something along the lines of "oh you're very photogenic...oh..." - very creepy. But not as creepy as Roger Junior memorizing the last number she sent that image too, like a little freak! He was so happy when he got his little hands on his sisters phone and was flipping through her private info. Nasty little boy!

Back at the Morgue, our heroes converse with Sonya/Det. Bailey and Scorsese. Nate keeps cutting out during this part of the episode but luckily he was reading Keithlovesmovies literally word for word so Tom and Drew are able to pick up where he left off while our 2-time Grammy winning host sorts out the audio sabotage. The Woman who got smashed against a tree was a model, but otherwise not much is known about her. The only thing at the crime scene was a license plate frame from a fancy luxury car dealership. Det. Bailey does all the work again but all the thanks she gets is Roger taking her aside to ask her a favor: track down the number RJ memorized

While Murdoch talks to some salesperson, Riggs takes a different, heavily tanned one for a little joyride. No seatbelts baby! Scared to death he reveals who purchased that Killer Ferrari: Dylan Ashworth.

Sonya (Detective Bailey) warns Riggs but not Murtaugh about the Ashworths, an influental rich family who have 'ashworth boulevard' but also Ashworth, California.

They go to a party, as usual, this time it's Dylan Ashworths party. But amongst the bikini clad women, Riggs seems to recognize one of them who he of course chases - yet she escapes in a prius which was somehow waiting for her?

They head back to Dylan, a despicable rich little shit who plays coy with our hero detectives and eventually pulls out a bag of coke, forcing Roger to bring him into the station on a drug charge!

Somewhere here Trish gives Rianna a very my wife and kids lesson about respecting her body. Pure filler.

Riggs is lying strung out in his airstream, watching the video from his wedding, where the woman he chased (who escaped in the prius) was one of his late wifes best friends Bridesmaid. Her Name is Rachel and she's a Redhead.
We'll get back to her?

Back at the cop shop they're interrogating Dylan. But before he can do anything other than correct Rogers grammar, his dad and lawyer show up and get him out of there.

Riggs visits Rachel, who tried to evade him because she was worried he'd think of her as just another one of "those girls".
He wants her to shoot strait - he's investigating a homicide.
In her appartment she finally tells Clayne who is an amazing actor about Julian, a sort of pimp wizard character. Powerful scumbag.
He likes to hang out at the emerald hotel.

Skip to Riggs and Murtaugh in the hotel lobby, observing Julian (Tanc Sade) being a scumbag and hooking up some shady deal. He leaves, but Riggs tails him and Murtaugh follows his client through the hotel..
Riggs pulls Julian over, and kicks off his side mirror - which he uses as an excuse to pull him over - should this sleazebag dare to contact the Department about it. Anyway as he frisks him, he pulls out little black book from Julians pocket and drops it on the floor - which according to some statute he made up is allowed to be used as evidence, very smart clayne. Unfortunatley Murtaugh burst in on Julians customers hotel room, but that doesnt lead anywhere except a totally voluntary and legal BDSM session! So he calls Riggs to tell him he has to cut Julian loose, Clayne then reluctantly hands back Julians notebook.

Back at the Station, Sonya Bailey informs Roger about that number from his daughters phone - it belongs to a no good small time teen surfer crook named Chomsky or Chauncey or something, aka C-Dawg, (played by Hart Denton)! He has a record, FOR PICK POCKETING! They track him down & confront him about seeing Rianna (he has her bikini Pic as his Facebook header) and he says "*which Rianna? I got a few!*" enraging Murtaugh. A total jerk.
Drew's been learning the history of Porno throughout the recording of this episode.

They end up enlisting C-Dawg to steal something from Julian at a Party, where they show up undisguised, wearing badges and KNOWN TO THE PERSON THEY ARE TRYING TO ROB, however Chauncey is so good at his craft the plan succeeds. They get the Notebook, which Julian has used to track the girls he pimps. However he uses codewords to disgues the ladies names. Riggs cant figure it out but Rachel (his dead wifes redheaded bridesmaid from before) may know more. She does! Her codename is Madison - not because she's from Madison, WI but because she's from Wisconsin. Just because it's a stupid sexy reason.

Back at the lab/morgue, Scorsese ties the gooey sap on the victims feet to 3 other unsolved murders with similar M.O.s. Very clever writing. Again.
They learn that the Ashworths own these same sticky maple trees - so they head to their house.
Of course there's a raging sex party going on in the middle of the day, because it's probably 2 times as expensive to rent the place at night - so the episode gets really fucking good about here.
There's only 1 security guy, who our heroes easily evade. They waltz into this party maskless, undisguised (no poppy!) - and rip other participants masks off, looking for their suspect. They even unmask a Judge who luckily doesn't have a problem with them being there, yada-yada-yadda they find rachel and save her from Henry Ashworth who wanted to beat the shit out of Rachel - the same thing that presumeably has happened to all the other women.

She escapes the commotion barefoot, escaping but running through the maple sap - eventually tripping and falling in the middle of the road.
Henry is racing his SUV towards her, and Clayne takes aim to shoot the SUVs gasoline tank - which causes it to explode, and flip dramatically over Rache Madison, sparing her life.

Thankfully, only the bad guys were hurt. Clayne and Murdoch have saved the day.

Murtaugh eventually supervises the removal of Claynes unwelcome neighbours - and our heroes can enjoy the day, which they saved.

## The Leftist Angle

Drugs and sex work should be legal. Decrim, at the very least.

And eat the rich.
Billionaires need to be chopped in half.

Millionaires are fine.1

1Their exact punishment, e.g. the amount of toes which will be shot off, is still being fiercely debated amongst the hallowed halls of leftist academia.

## AMPdate

AMP is not in the garbage, despite what the haters may say.

## Notable Quotes

### Nate

* "Oh Kyle Lowry is fuckin' injured, goddamnit!"
* "Oh you think that's what..No, because sometimes it's --(audio cuts out)--"
* "I'm a rocker."
* "Out of the three of us - I'm absolutely the fuckin' most normal."
* "This is my episode, can you *please* shut the fuck up?!"
* "Tom on here extremely sexy name."

### Tom

* "God dammit you are so OLD dude! You are so old!"
* "I can just flip around on one of you and the other one joins in and goes in after you!"
* "Drew; we love you. We support you."
* "There's a lot of people who think Nate's sexy online."

### Drew

* "This is getting edited out."
* "Look. We can go to dark places...but I don't think we wanna go there."
* "You guys have your minds in the gutters. You're pieces of shit. You go out of your way to make me look bad and it's unfortunate."
* "Because of what you said, I'm gonna have to do more editing. So this episode is gonna be coming out later! Just so the fans know. So, when Nate wants to get messy...and bring up drama on the show...(...)..there's a lot of editing that goes on in this show."
* "If the Baby's napping, how are you recording?"
* "I love Basketball!"
* "Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhmm. Mhm. Mhm. Is this a lethal weapon podcast or not?" (Tom was recounting how Drew gets into debates with other leftists online)

## Trivia

* Step 1: Please go buy Young Thuggs album and support the song Love you more
* Step 2: so that ClayneCast can get a Studio in Atlanta
* Step 3: Where they can Film this and fly in the hosts daily on helicopters to do so. Maybe.

**Drew's rap:**

Vocalz by @Rappin4Safety on twitter, he loves DMs

Clayne
Playing Martin Riggs
Joking, laughing, gettin in his digs!
Murtaugh – Damon Wayans
Power Level Super Sayyin
Lethal - it’s what they call my crew
I’m the leader of the pack,
My name is DREW
When it comes to comedy I know what’s right on,
who to cast in Monty Python,
The American version!
Bout to go on an incredible excursion
into comedy – why won’t they let me?
cast…Johnny
< johnny soundbyte: wasn't that there were so many reservations, I mean initially, when they came to me, there was the, just the name, Pirates of the Caribbean, and of course, the memory of the theme park ride >

Oscar winnin' actor with the X-factor
slippin‘ in’n’out of character he’s th’master
Disney is lookin‘ at a sure disaster –
if they make a POTC without the master
Lethal Weapon my kinda show
that you show to friends, make their minds blow
show to Tom and Nate gonna make their minds blow,
Show goes agro like I’m high on blow
Walkin‘ nonchalant like a Pizza Man
throw crazy hands call me Jackie Chan
Walk into the party give me reefer man
walk out blazed, where’s Murtaugh, man?
(Lethal Weapon samples:
hey murtaugh, i thought you were dead?
not yet.
shots fired! i said i'm over, command around the block. let's go!
alright murtaugh, we're gonna take it back now
we got a, we've got a civilian walking toward the bank, somebody stop him!
he's not a civilian, he's a cop, new guy named Riggs or something)
(Clayne's on-set meltdown sample:
<expletive>
<expletive>
You’re the biggest crybaby p—y I’ve ever met in my life
Well suck this p–y’s d–k.
How does it feel to only be in the game because your (inaudble) brothers are?
I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.
Shut the f\*ck up!
<expletive>
<expletive>
They're right here. Get somebody in here with a <expletive>
<expletive> and shut em the f\*ck up! Or did we not f\*cking pay for this place?
If we did, shut em the f\*ck [up]!)
(Johnny Depp Sample:
And When I heard that they had Ted Elliot and Terry Rosseau on board to write it, the guys who did Shrek and Gore Verbinski to direct,
I knew we were in good shape
You play a really unique unusual character um-
thanks
How did you - he's not the usual pirate - put him together?
Well I started thinking about pirates in the 18th century, how they were kind of the rock and roll stars of that era
I thought about who is the greatest rockstar of all time, the coolest
and to me his name is Keith Richards
he kinda change shape to fit the situation in order to benefit himself
were you a big fan of pirate movies when you were a kid?
oh yeah, so much so, So much so that when I was about five or six i had a record album of blackbeard's ghost with peter houstonoff
and uh i'd never seen the film and i'd never even seen the film but i listened to it so much that i memorized the dialogue, almost verbatim)
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## Clayne-foreCasting

Drew has big plans for Calgary in terms of a Podcasting compound. Will be announced in January or December.