A Need Of Oil/Transcript

#### **Cold Open**

*(The episode opens in Lamar's dream with Lamar, Juice Wrld, XXXTentacion, and Kobe Bryant with his daughter in some form of heavenly dimension)*

**Lamar:** I never got to see you guys in person but at least we're here

**Kobe:** Yeah, but we're always going to be here

**Juice Wrld:** You guys wanna jam?

**Lamar:** Sure!

*(The guys go to a nearby park shelter to jam)*

**Juice Wrld:** Lamar you got your guitar?

**Lamar:** yep *(Lamar grabs his stratocaster and starts playing it)*

**Kobe:** I better get mine out too *(kobe gets his guitar out and plays it)*

**Lamar:** Now this is a good time here

**Kobe:** It sure is lamar, it sure is.

*(5 seconds in, Lamar loses control of his guitar and accidentally starts rocking)*

**Lamar:** *(wakes up from his dream)* What in the name of...

*(S Sean in the living room jamming Lamar's guitar)*

**Lamar:** *(furious)* SEAN!

**S Sean:** uh oh

**(Intro plays)**

**Lamar:** Dude have you lost your mind? *(Lamar snatches the guitar from Sean)*

**S Sean:** Aren't you supposed to wait until I'm done first? I was having fun here

**Lamar:** Sean, how many times have I told you, this guitar is not a toy. This is a 1956 fender strato... *(Lamar smells some odor from the guitar)* Have you been playing this thing with your feet?

**S Sean:** Ugh, no, it's cheese.

**Lamar:** *(stares)* Sean, why would there ever be cheese on my guitar?

**S Sean:** Because it's funny, I've been watching Rollin's Comedies and it said try it.

**Lamar:** Just because Rollin does something doesn't mean that you can repeat it using my guitar. I have told you more than a dozen times that this guitar is not to be played with, it's not a toy. It's a prized possession that I got from a friend.

**S Sean:** I don't get why you love that guitar, it's really only just a bunch of wood and some strings.

**Lamar:** What? Sean. This guitar, is more than just that, it's a being. My friend got this from someone in Germany and I'm trying to keep it in pristine condition okay? Just don't touch it anymore.

**S Sean:** Okay bro whatever. *(Lamar hangs the guitar back in the closet)*

*(Sean is in the backyard with Dolo, Y Levi, David, Keith, and Amelia while Sean boards Lamar's new mower*

**S Sean:** Hey guys check this out *(starts mocking Lamar)* *I'm Lamar Brown the professional bounty hunter*, *Shut up Levi!*

**David:** *(in his backyard)* Do Hank Hill Next

**S Sean:** Okay! *(proceeds to do Hank Hill) My name's hank hill and I sell propane and propane accessories! Shut up Dale!*

*(Sean accidentally releases the break and turns right, hitting Lamar's Cadillac Escalade and causing it's horn to go off)*

**Lamar:** *(Wakes up in his bed from a dream after Sean crashes into Lamar's Escalade)* Aaah! Kobe no that's a one way street! *(Gets up and goes outside)* Crap Sean, what happened to my truck?

**S Sean:** Your mower hit it

**Lamar:** *(Goes to open the hood)* Well maybe I oughta send my mower to court for car vandalism!

**Y Levi:** Anything wrong there Lamar?

**Lamar:** No just a possible ding to my bumper

**Junichiro:** *(Walks to Lamar's truck)* Sounds like your mower's going off!

**Lamar:** You really think so?

**Junichiro:** Aah yeah

*(Jason, Lapis, Leon Lapis, Selma, Miles, and Sean Myers come to the scene)*