Kamala's Fan Fiction (Audio File Set)

**Kamala's Fan Fiction (Audio File Set)** is a collectible Intelligence series. It consists of nine files.

## Files

### Avengers vs. The Evil Sewer Lizards - Part 2

Black Widow, who had her own chair that no one was allowed to sit in ever, rolled her eyes at Iron Man. "There's nothing in your toilet, Stark."

Iron Man raised a finger grandly, shaking it at Black Widow, "Ah, ah, ah. Have you looked?"

"I'm not looking in your toilet," Black Widow replied seriously.

"Then you can't say there's nothing in it, can you?" Iron Man snapped.

Unable to stand their arguing any longer, Thor got up from the dining room table, where he had been eating a huge feast fit for a king, or a god. He slammed his hands on the table, "I will go look if it will stop this arguing."

"We'll stay here," Captain America said, pointing to himself and Dr. Banner, who nodded in agreement.

"I'll pass," Captain Marvel plopped down onto the couch next to Dr. Banner.

Iron Man and Black Widow followed Thor to Iron Man's private bathroom trying to look over the God of Thunder's huge shoulders.

When Thor got to the door, he carefully reached for the doorknob, turning it slowly in his muscled fist. Iron Man lowered his visor and closed his eyes. Black Widow put her hand on her gun holster, just in case.

### Avengers vs. The Evil Sewer Lizards - Part 3

Thor opened the door -

To an empty bathroom.

Black Widow relaxed immediately, turning to Iron Man. "Are you kidding me?" She asked accusingly.

Iron Man held a finger up to where his mouth would be behind his mask. "Shh..."

Thor entered the bathroom slowly. It took a minute for Black Widow to hear what they heard: bubbles from the toilet.

"What's that?" She asked.

"Shh!!" Iron Man said again.

Thor slowly peered into the toilet -

ONLY TO BE ATTACKED BY A MASSIVE, SCALY LIZARD JUMPING OUT OF THE TOILET SNAPPING AT HIS FACE!

(TO BE CONTINUED)

### Avengers vs. The Evil Sewer Lizards - Part 4

"What is this madness?!" Thor roared, fighting with the lizard, throwing it on the floor. It was as big as a bear and looked at them with beady red eyes.

If you could see his face, Iron Man would be smiling. He looked at his friends and said: "Told you."

Before they could deal with the first lizard, there were MORE bubbles.

"It has friends," Thor said. Black Widow pulled out her gun, keeping her eye on the lizard that was hissing at them already.

Iron Man charged a repulsor blast.

"Waiting here is meaningless," Thor told them. "We must go to them, destroy them while they sleep."

"Might want to deal with number one first," Iron Man nodded at the lizard creeping closer to them.

"Tony." Black Widow rolled her eyes.

"Hey, that wasn't a joke! Look at that thing!" He pointed at the lizard, who hissed again.

As Iron Man said this, the lizard jumped at him. Black Widow shot it, but the bullet bounced off of its scales.

"Run." She said.

### Avengers vs. The Evil Sewer Lizards - Part 5

The three heroes ran out of the bathroom. By the time they reached the living room, Captain America had his shield and was standing next to the Incredible Hulk, who growled. They both stood behind Captain Marvel, though, because they knew better.

"Hulk, you're up!" Widow called as the lizard arrived. The Hulk roared loudly, punching the lizard into the ground.

A loud hiss and splash of water came from the bathroom. Captain America looked at Thor and Captain Marvel, nodded understandingly, then ran toward the bathroom. Thor followed him with Mjolnir, and Captain Marvel was already hovering off the floor, her whole body glowing.

When they made it to the bathroom, another lizard was there, and the toilet was broken in pieces. As the lizard attacked Thor, Captain America threw his shield at it, slicing it in half.

Thor wiped lizard guts off of his face, looking at the Captain incredulously. "Sorry," Captain America said sheepishly.

### Avengers vs. The Evil Sewer Lizards - Part 6

"We need to find where these beasts are coming from. Now." Thor tried to look serious even though he was still covered in lizard goop.

Captain Marvel nodded, trying not to laugh. She followed Thor back to the living room where Black Widow was distracting the Hulk from playing with the lizard's dead body.

"We're heading to the sewers," Captain America ordered.

"After you," Black Widow said, charging her Widow's Bite gauntlets.

Downstairs and outside, innocent citizens of New York were running away from dozens for red-eyed lizards coming out of the sewers and storm drains.

Iron Man turned to the others. "Marvel and I've got the boys up top. You find out where they're coming from."

"Am I taking orders from you now?" Captain Marvel asked.

"You just don't want to get your armor dirty," Black Widow accused.

"You know it." Iron Man fired up his rocket boosters and flew above them,firing at the huge lizards in the street.

Captain Marvel rolled her eyes. "I'll keep him out of trouble."

Black Widow turned to the Hulk. "Make us an entrance, big guy."

### Avengers vs. The Evil Sewer Lizards - Part 7

The Hulk turned to one of the sewer holes, raised his huge green fists above his head, then slammed them down. The small opening has now crumbled into a huge hole, the rocks falling into the sewers below. The Hulk leaped into the darkness without waiting for the rest of the Avengers.

Captain America turned to Thor and Black Widow. "Guess he's taking the lead on this one."

Down in the sewers, the three Avengers followed Hulk's footsteps in the gunk, looking around them and trying not to barf.

"The smell of this place...it's vile." Thor said, holding his hand to his nose.

"Hopefully this'll be a quick trip," Captain America said, holding his hand over his nose too.

At a fork in the path they found the Hulk facing half a dozen sewer lizards, all guarding a bunch of giant, purple eggs with the black specks on them. Some of them had already hatched and were empty.

"Guess we know where they're coming from," Captain America commented.

"We got a plan?" Black Widow asked.

Captain America shrugged. "Do what we do best."

### Avengers vs. The Evil Sewer Lizards - Part 8

Thor lifted Mjolnir, Black Widow made he gauntlets electrified, and Captain America raised his shield.

"Avengers Assemble!" Captain America yelled.

Black Widow, Captain America, Thor, and the Hulk ran for the lizards. Thor beat them with Mjolnir. Captain America sliced them in half with his shield. The Hulk smashed them into bits. As a lizard came for Black Widow, she slammed an electric fist into its cheek, it got electrocuted.

As they fought, more and more purple eggs hatched. The army of lizards was unending.

"Target the eggs!" Captain America ordered, realizing it was their weakness.

"Gladly!" Thor agreed, throwing Mjolnir through three eggs at once, hitting even more when he called the hammer back to his hand.

Destroying the ggs only made the lizards angry. and they started to fight harder.

But they were no match for the Hulk, who cracked eggs left and right. Any lizard that got in his way got cracked too.

### Avengers vs. The Evil Sewer Lizards - Part 9

"That'll do, Hulk," Captain America said when the job was done. He walked toward the Hulk, who was still making scrambled eggs.

"Captain!" Thor shouted in warning. Behind him, an even larger lizard had its mouth open, sharp teeth glinting even in the darkness of the sewer, ready to bite -

Only to be slammed between two storm drain covers Black Widow was holding like cymbals in a marching band.

DONG-ONG-ONG-ONG!

Captain America looked at Black Widow admiringly. "Thanks."

Black Widow dropped the storm drain covers, grossed out by the lizard goop on them. "Eh, my rhythm needs work."

"Sounded on beat to me," Captain America grinned.

"I heard no music," Thor said confusedly.

The Hulk just growled.

"All right, big guy, let's see if Tony finished his chores," Captain America ordered, an they headed back the way they came.

### Avengers vs. The Evil Sewer Lizards - Part 10

Back on the street, Iron Man was sitting on top of a pile of lizard bodies.

"Where have you guys been?" Iron Man asked, showing off all his hard work.

"Scrambling eggs," Hulk growled.

"Gross," Iron Man replied.

"Uh...still showing off?" Captain Marvel asked. When they turned to look at her, they saw a pile of lizards five times as high as Iron Man's.

"Huh. That's not fair," Iron Man complained annoyingly.

"I know," Captain Marvel replied.

A few days later, the Avengers are back in their tower when Iron Man comes running up to them in the living room.

"Uh, we have a-"

Black Widow pulls a storm drain cover from behind the TV, Captain America, Captain Marvel, Dr. Bruce Banner, and Thor laugh.

Iron Man blushes, dropping his visor so they can't see and says, "You guys suck."

THE END