Stars War

Stars War is a re-edited version of some of the Star Wars movies made by Mandy to fuck with Shammy when they were plastered watching Star Wars for some dumb reason. Following the Maclunky controversy, along with probably a tad to much alcohol, Shammy was lead into a false sense of security, thinking that the Star Wars he was watching wasn't fucked with, leading to the hilarity of Stars War. The story in it's entirety is told on the STARS WAR episode of the PST Podcast, also known as Lost File #4.

## Shammy's Account

The night started as normal as any night over at the Mandalore residence, where Shammy walks in and sees Mandy in a knight helmet and a robe and Dimitri in a hazmat suit staring at the entrance Shammy came in through, as well as Red, who manage to become the most normal person in that room by default. To think that Shammy thought he'd get away from that night free of being fucked with beyond me. Immediately upon arrival, Shammy was invited to sit down, have a drink, and watch what he believed to be Attack of the Clones. Due to the fact it was a prequel movie, Shammy got blasted drunk, and this led him to not initially notice the edits made by Mandy to the next movie in line.

### Editing examples

Shammy, in a, let's say, deteriorated state, then had Revenge of the Sith put on for a showing. This is when he began to notice the edits made by Mandy. These include, in no specific order, and are not limited to:

* A cartoonish "Ya-Ha-Ha-Ho" from Grievous from when he is blow out into space early in the movie
* The Grievous fight is intercut with unfinished animations of Grievous using his body as a vehicle, and spinning
* During a cut between Jedi Council members, Arthur Fleck, from the recent *Joker* (2019) film, is cut in between
* Jojo Part 3 music was played in a early fight
* A character is killed with dial up noises played over it
* 400% more Grievous coughing
* Extra assorted unfinished scenes and test footage from Episode 3 were added in spots
* Metal Gear Solid 5 music played over the credits

Mandy later states that his intention was to slowly build on the ridiculousness over the course of the movie, believing that a person would slowly accept more and more over time. This apparently worked like a charm.

### Mandy getting away with it

According to Shammy, Mandy has a mediocre to poor poker face, so he thought he would have known if he was being fucked with if Mandy was laughing. The problem arose, however, that since Drunk Mandy is the Mr. Hyde to Mandy's Doctor Jekyll, Drunk Mandy had no fucking idea that Sober Mandy had fucked with the movie. Drunk Mandy's only response was to also question the edits, and comment that this was the Disney Plus version, citing the Maclunky controversy.

### Public Outcry

The fans of the Stars War series were outraged that the movie would be kept to only a select few individuals. Mandalore Productions Ltd. has stated that despite their desire to share their art with the world, a small group by the name of The Walt Disney Company has kept a solid hold over the movie and it's rights in a tense legal struggle. The court battle rages on till this very day. All rumours that the movie could have been leaked in #lowry during the month of november 2020 are not to be taken into account.

## George Lucas's Account

George claims he got a copy of the complete movie, but has yet to show any proof. He plans to leak it to visitors to his Ranch, if Mandy ever makes a review on the LEGO Star Wars games.