OTOS S2 Episode 1a/Transcript

<:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513>: it’s been a really long time. Do you guys miss me?

🪁: yeah, sometimes it gets pretty boring with my life. Even if it means death, at least the competition is interesting

🦴 : i finally get to be in!

🦴: now tell me, mister <:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513> , why didnt i get in the first time?

🚑: vroom vroom hello! I came all the way from my house to your town!

*title*: wow there is uhh quite the

*the*: hello

*title*: oh uh hello

*text*: hi

*the*: hi

*title* : anyways what i was saying...

*title*: there is a bit wee to many people

🔊: don’t worry, you’ll be splitting into teams later so it won’t be too crowded

🫤 : well then

🥁: so <:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513>, you promised us this will have no deaths or injuries?

<:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513>: yeah

🥁 (pointing to <:mascot:964729829993877554>): then why is HE over there!?

<:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513>: uhh don’t worry about that…

💤: what an ambitious roster of characters

*💭 casually flying to the pier*

⛈️: oh hi 💭, nice to see another one of my kind

<:mouthfiry:982792105615314974> with a sign : hello

🌟: ah you again, of course

🌟: are you ready to be eliminated yet another time?

<:mouthfiry:982792105615314974> with a sign: why do i keep coming back

🧮: bruh

☄️: well, it is really crowded down there, you sure those contestants aren’t suffocating?

🌰 : deez n

📻: alright fine, let’s split the teams

🧮: woah deez nuts!!!!

🔊: do you want us to pick your teams or you do it by yourself?

🖥️ (replies to 🔊): i'd prefer if we could make our own

🔊 (to <:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513> and 📻): well, what do you guys think?

📻 : ehh lets go with that i guess

<:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513> : ehhh takes too much time

<:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513> : lets just choose for them

🔊: didn’t you use to let them make teams in S1?

<:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513> : yes

<:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513>: but the contestants spent way too much time

🧮: gozzamn!!!

📻: how about we let them choose, but put a limit to the number of contestants in a team?

📻: let’s say… 5 teams of 6

🔊 : i think that'll work

🌟: guys you forgot the tradition

<:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513> : curses

<:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513> : <:mascot:964729829993877554>, we need to kill

🪁: ah. *that* tradition

🥁: wait **WHAT**!?!?!? You told me there was no killing!!

<:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513>: get rekt

<:mascot:964729829993877554> launches <:mouthfiry:982792105615314974> somewhere

🧮: now wait a minute here, according to my counting techniques there’s only 28 contestants here how do you get 5 teams of 6

☢️: the sign-ups said there’s 31 contestants, minus <:mouthfiry:982792105615314974> that’s 30 so it should be correct

📻: yeah, just make your teams, it’s probably you that counted wrong

*the*: I mean, is there any point in us not sticking together?

*title*: yeah, we’re a family after all, we need to stick together!

.\_. : can I join

*text*: hmmmmm

*text*: do we let them in?

*the*: ehhhhh…

*title*: uhhhhh…

*text* looks at .\_. : yeah sure you can join

🧮: the fuckin uhh umm

*title*: why are you letting him in bruh

*text*:well you guys didnt say no

*the*: ok I didn’t want to be the one refusing but I guess I have to now

.\_. : grrrr whas taking tooo long

.\_. : wait i dont get to join

*text*: uhhh yeah

.\_. :oh well

then .\_. walk away so sad 😿

*Meanwhile on the other side of the town*

🛎️: hi there I haven’t seen a Russian object before, where you going?

*cuts back to the pier*

🌰 : is that a flipping car

🚑 (angrily): it’s an ambulance not a regular car!!!

🌰 : <:sadtrollbutthequalityissobad:964689854497705984>

📀: so if there’s killing going on then can we leave? 🥁 gets traumatized easily

🔊: don’t worry I’ll make sure nothing bad happens, to the best of my abilities!

🪤: should we stick together? Our team did great last time!

🎈: yup! And should we invite the other S1 contestants due to prior experience?

🪁: Sure! *the* left, so let’s invite 🥁 and 🖥️! And since 🥁 is with 📀 let’s invite him too!

🔨 : well here goes my questionable brief screentime

📁: hi 🖥️ nice to see another device-related contestant, wanna team up?

🖥️: sure

🪁: well I guess 🖥️ isn’t joining then, or else our team would have 7 members

💤: i should find someone to team up with now.

🌟: so I’ve observed tons of OTOS-related competitions before, why aren’t you with *title*, 🧮?

🧮: because *title* is with *text*

🧮: she literally refused to save my life just because she has a higher chance of winning

🧮: and worse of all, she could already win immunity in that challenge! But *no*, she probably thought I was a threat so she abandoned me

🐫: hey what are you two talking about over here

🧮: uhh umm i forgor

🐫: damn..... see you around (then bro leaves)

🧮: You should know well better than anyone. OTOS Mini S2E6. She refused to fly me to safety, and she refused to cure me when she saw I was LITERALLY OUT OF BREATH AND DYING

🐫: I was at the finish line so couldn’t see you, it was so dark

☄️: well anyways, if the S1 contestants are teaming up, then us 4 also have to team up to stand a chance

💤: yeah I agree

🐫: i'll think about it

🌰 (walks in right after tactical 🐫 left) : hey you people wanna team up

🌰 : or perhaps you guys would want deez

🔨 : shut up shut up

<:stop:969553508334469140>: stop. It’s not funny

🚑 (seemingly talking to herself): should I do it?

🚑 (seemingly talking to herself): no, you need to stop with your addiction

⛈️: woah what’s that thing flying above us doing?

🥤 : where?

⛈️: look above, oh wait now it’s falling

*<:NachoPowerCry:959878012814372915> falls from the sky*

<:NachoPowerCry:959878012814372915>: looks like I hit an S block

🥤: is this a package delivery or something

🦴: hey <:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513> you still haven’t answered my question of why I wasn’t invited to OTOS S1 despite me getting a vote

🦴: you just said I was denied

🍬 and 🌕 is there in the background i dunno

*🍬 phones her friend yet again*

🍬: which team should I join

🌕 : hey uhh who are you talking to

<:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513> :due to time running out it seems we will be cutting the episode in two parts

📻 : do we record after their done making their teams or what?

<:myhonestreaction:961464325007081513> : lets discuss that later

🍬 (to herself): phew, I didn’t have to answer 🌕’s question

🍬: WAIT NO I FORGOT THE STINGER AGAIN AAHHHH

🌕 : ???????????