Brody Windsor

Brody McCrudden Windsor (born 15th April 1989) is an Accountant at Thornton Stationery - Tower Hamlets Branch and former member of the Die Berliner Ice Cream Boys.

Brody was born in Bonn, Germany too Jamie McCrudden and Liesel Windsor. He grew up loving the ice cream in his neighbourhood (sold to him by DeSaad Pepper) and later decided to work for the Die Berliner Ice Cream Boys, when he was 15, as an occasional mascot (he stopped when he realised that their boss was using the ice cream shop as a front to sell drugs).

In 2009, Brody went to the University of Bonn and briefly did law before deciding to become an accountant. Brody then began learning Russian. He also tried to become a fireman but wasn't allowed due to his laziness at getting to the tryouts on time. Brody decided to work on his laziness and moved to Western Russia in hopes to achieve this. Brody met the Babushka in a forest (See. The Babushka) and stayed with her and the Dedushka for four months where he was trained to fight against his lazy urges. After the Babushka saw he was ready, she gave him a mustard yellow shirt that had been worn by Cecil Longstaff and she told him to find him.

2010 saw Brody walking to Paris where he got on a ferry to London. However, he ended in Scunthorpe to which he asked "Wo ist dieses Decksloch?" (What is this shithole) and the police replied with "I don't speak your language shitface!". Confused by what was happening, Brody was taken to the one man who knew German: Henderson Scunthorpe. Henderson had learnt German due to his wife being able to speak the language. Brody became Henderson's student and finally asked "Who is Cecil Longstaff?". Henderson recognised the name and pointed him in the direction of Jasper Scunthorpe who knew Cecil very well.

Brody went to Jasper's apartment and waited outside for him in the rain. Eventually he met Alfred Lennie who took him inside the apartment and started drinking and swapping stories. Jasper returned to his home with Cecil Longstaff, the two had been out partying and Jasper had offered him a chance to stay with him at his home. Jasper, Cecil and Brody talked long into the night with Alfred going to sleep as he had work tomorrow (Jasper and Cecil also did but they didn't care as much). The next day, The trio brought Brody to work with them at Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington & Chelsea Branch.

Brody decided he wanted to work their but couldn't as the branch was full. He began work at Tower Hamlets Branch instead and became an accountant just one month later.

Brody became more relaxed during this period and partied with many of his employees (especially Chris Watson).

In 2019, During Henderson Scunthorpe's spiral into alcoholism. Brody came to his aid. Brody and Henderson piloted the Thornton Zeppelin around the globe so Henderson could understand that he didn't have to wallow in self pity for eternity, he could see the world.

During the events of the June 2021 Thornton Revolution, Brody was part of Vlad Petrov's secret mafia that camped outside of Jebidiah's house in Mile End. Brody joined the mafia as he discovered that the Dedushka was a member and had invited him because Vlad wanted 13 members to be there and all of the others were on sick leave. Brody was also present for Jebidiah's resignation and escape.