SquidTron x SquilTronvia

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## SquidTron x SquilTronvia

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"**SquidTron x SquilTronvia**" is a Season 1 episode and the thirteenth overall episode of *FutureSponge!*

## Characters

* SpongeTron SquarePants
* Patron Star
* SquidTron Tentacles
* SquilTronvia Octopode
* Dr. Zadminix
* PlankKill

## Synopsis

Back to the outer space shenanigans, SquidTron escapes Zadminix once more, and on his way to reunite the quartet, finds a girl robot who is like him and has similar powers to him. Meanwhile, Zadminix plots to capture all four....plus one?

## Transcript

**Deep Voice Futuristic Narrator:** Previously, on *FutureSponge!*... *[black screen seen for a few seconds]* Hey, wait a minute, last episode was a flashback episode for Xen. Eh. We don’t need to cut back to moments in that. So…...yeah. *[cuts to Patron and PlankKill]*

**PlankKill:** Honestly, I’m about to give up.

**Patron:** Like how my stomach did.

**PlankKill:** *[sighs]* Can we like not have a fat joke in like every episode? God, like 30 seconds in and we already broke the fourth wall twice. Oh shit, now three.

**Patron:** The other two are at the moon, right?

**PlankKill:** Yep. We could take another shut- *[an ice trail is made by Patron]* Or, nevermind.

**Patron:** See, I’m smart. I’ll lead the way.

**PlankKill:** Okay but be careful, it’s- *[Patron slips away]* -ice. *[goes onto trail as well]*

**Deep Voice Futuristic Narrator:** 114 million miles later. *[PlankKill and Patron slip onto the moon and are injured]*

**Patron:** Okay so maybe that wasn’t the best idea.

**PlankKill:** Ya think? *[Zadminix’s voice is heard]*

**Zadminix:** Hands where I can see them. *[both put their hands out as Zadminix puts a blaster up]* I meant up!

**Patron:** But you can see…

**Zadminix:** NOW! *[both put their hands up]* Excellent. So, the other two are knocked down, and these two are held hostage.

**PlankKill:** Did he just say that they were knocked down? *[SquidTron and SpongeTron are seen surrounded by Zadminix’s bots. They wake up.]*

**SpongeTron:** What happened?

**SpongeTron X:** We almost destroyed you.

**SquidTron:** X, snap out of it. *[knocks him out]*

**SpongeTron:** Squid, why the hell did you do that?

**SquidTron:** Watch. *[reboots X, he is conscious again]*

**SpongeTron:** Oh. He looks fine now. *[cuts to Zadminix]*

**Zadminix:** Now, how would you like to be tortur-AH CRAP! *[Zadminix is held captive from SpongeTron after he found a cage. SquidTron sets PlankKill and Patron free.]*

**PlankKill:** Thanks guys. To think we were just unconscious from an explosion. Pat, make another ice trail.

**Patron:** K. *[tries to, but fails]* What the hell happened?

**SpongeTron:** You lost your powers too?

**SquidTron:** The same happened to us. The moon must have some sort of filter.

**Zadminix:** It does. *[shoots a gun at PlankKill, SpongeTron, and Patron which puts them all in one cage.]* Hah! I can still shoot through this. Hey, where’s your Squid ally? *[cuts to SquidTron running from them]* You ain’t going nowhere. *[blasts several bullets at him]*

**SquidTron:** Oh crap….*[jumps off of moon and falls down several miles]*

**Zadminix:** DAMN IT! Well, I still got you three, heh. Now, how to get out of this cage….*[cuts to SquidTron, who is still falling]*

**SquidTron:** Damn this is taking forever. *[falls onto platform that looks like a whole other planet.]* Well, I’m happy it’s over. *[walks around and notices different structures and people.]* Hm….everything looks so different but so similar at the same time. You know what, I could use a coffee. *[walks into a coffee shop]* Hey, I’ll have a large regular coffee with creamer in it.

**Worker:** What’s that?

**SquidTron:** Um, one of the things you sell.

**Worker:** Oh, you mean cocaine!

**SquidTron:** *[deadpan expression]* I’ll just take my business elsewhere. *[walks out but sees a robot that looks kind of like Squilvia in the regular series but instead has blonde hair and looks more like a robot. Squidward stutters.]* *[thinking to himself]* Damn…. I need a piece of her. But how am I gonna start this up? Frick it, I’ll wing it. *[walks over to the girl]* You know, I like my drinks and women the same way. Hot.

**SquilTronvia:** PERVERT! *[runs out of store, cuts to SquidTron in jail]*

**SquidTron:** Well, I got arrested for sexual harassment. Take two. *[cuts back to store where SquidTron goes up to her]* The best thing about a keyboard is that U and I are together.

**SquilTronvia:** *[chuckles]* You’re funny. My name is SquilTronvia.

**SquidTron: YES, I DID IT!**

**SquilTronvia:** Huh?

**SquidTron: Oh shit, I was supposed to think that. Take three. *[cuts back to store where SquidTron goes up to her]* I’m a bit like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.**

**SquilTronvia:** *[chuckles]* You’re funny. My name is SquilTronvia.

**SquidTron:** I’m SquidTron. Damn, your voice is amazing.

**SquilTronvia:** Thank you! So is yours.

**SquidTron:** Yeah, because Dan voices me, and his voice is hot, hot, hot.

**SquilTronvia:** Who’s Dan?

**SquidTron:** Pfft, nevermind. *[thinks to himself]* Jeez, we broke the fourth wall so many times so far.

**SquilTronvia:** Looks like I have to get back to work. *[sprays chrome from her finger onto SquidTron’s arm.]* That’s my number. Call me! *[walks away]*

**SquidTron:** Damn, she’s amazing. *[cuts to Zadminix on the moon]*

**Zadminix:** *[cycles through weapons]* Oh come on, what can I use to break this open.

**Patron:** Zadminix!

**Zadminix:** What, fatass?

**Patron:** Here! *[throws sawblade to the other cage.]*

**Zadminix:** Thanks.

**PlankKill & SpongeTron:** Patron, you fricking dumbass! You literally just freed him!

**Patron:** Oh, I messed up I guess.

**Zadminix:** You did. *[opens cage]* Fear me, fools! *[surrounds cage by solid chrome]*

**Patron:** Now we’re closer to dying.

**PlankKill:** BECAUSE OF YOU! *[cuts to SquidTron and SquilTronvia having a date at a fancy diner.]*

**SquidTron:** Wow, so you can spray chrome out of your fingers and reload chrome?

**SquilTronvia:** Yeah.

**SquidTron:** So you’re into those freaky things?

**SquilTronvia:** Squiddy….

**SquidTron:** Oh, yeah, sorry. *[thinks for a second]* So, what are you good at?

**SquilTronvia:** Well, giving bra- oh, excuse my talk. I just….have a certain connection with you.

**SquidTron:** Same.

**Waiter:** Your bill, sir. *[turns out to be $80]*

**SquidTron:** That’s pretty expensive, but I got it.

**SquilTronvia:** No, it’s okay. I’ll take this.

**SquidTron:** Thanks, but please, I got it. *[takes out credit card]*

**SquilTronvia:** Wow, you’re persistent. I like that. *[the two lean in for a kiss]*

**SquidTron:** Wow, that was one of the best moments of my life.

**SquilTronvia:** Trust me, it gets better. *[cuts to them in bed]*

**SquidTron:** Did we literally just have sex?

**SquilTronvia:** Yep.

**SquidTron:** Oh shit, I forgot to use a condom. *[SquilTronvia has a deadpan expression as it cuts to the trio in the cage.]*

**SpongeTron:** *[beep is heard]* Squid texted me. “I got a hoe, bitches” Well, good for him. Wait, there’s more. *[looks down]* Oh, nevermind. Jeez, I gotta wipe that from my memory. *[episode ends]*

## Trivia

* This is DanzxvFan8275, the creator of the show's, favorite episode.
* This is the first *FutureSponge!* episode that holds a PG-13 rating.