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## Let's Talk About the Elephant in the Refrigerator

Commander

> [Scene: Command Center]**Shifty**Commander.**Shifty**Do you trust me? I need you to come to these coordinates, no questions asked.**Shifty**It's an emergency.**Commander**...??**Commander**Okay.**Shifty**Thank you.[The communication is cut off.][\*Beep\*][I look at the coordinates sent by Shifty.][...][They lead me to the surface.]

## Rock Beats Paper

Commander

> [Scene: Overgrown City]**Shifty**Commander! Commander!!**Commander**What is it?**Shifty**R-Raptures are coming! Help me!**Shifty**Hurry! Hurry!!**Commander**!!**Commander**What's going on?![The call with Shifty cuts off.][I better hurry.]

## Shifty Is Syuen

Commander

> [Scene: Overgrown city]**Shifty**Commander!**Shifty**Help me!**Commander**I can't believe it!*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**I always thought you were an AI.**Shifty**Well, as you can see, I'm very much a real person!
> 2. > **Commander**What are you doing here, Syuen?**Shifty**I'm not Syuen!
> **Commander**Shifty? What are you doing here?**Shifty**Come and help me first, will you?!**Shifty**The Raptures are rushing in! I need your help!**Shifty**Eeeep! Here they come!

## 1 Is Greater Than 2

Commander

> [Scene: Overgrown city]**Shifty**Phew... That was a close one.**Commander**... I have many questions.**Shifty**...**Shifty**Deputy Chief Andersen was telling me,**Andersen**"Some actual field experience would do all of us good, even operators like you."**Andersen**"Come up to the surface and eliminate Raptures."**Shifty**So I armed myself and headed up to the surface to bag myself a Rapture,**Shifty**but turns out I'm no match for them.**Shifty**Hence why I had to turn to you for assistance, Commander.**Commander**Andersen**Commander**ordered you to eliminate Raptures?**Shifty**Yes.[I turn on my phone to look at the date.][It's April 1st.]**Commander**...**Shifty**I've gotta say though, I think I did pretty well!**Shifty**I chose a place where only older Rapture models appear.**Commander**You seem to know your way around a firearm.**Shifty**Well, human weapons wouldn't do me any good in taking down a Rapture, so I had to bring one used by Nikkes.**Shifty**The recoil is a bit rough, but other than that, I don't think it's too bad.**Commander**Could I shoot it? Just for a bit.**Shifty**Sure, knock yourself out.[Shifty hands me the weapon. I switch to single fire and shoot off into the distance.][\*Bang!\*]**Shifty**Um, Commander... is there any reason why you're throwing both your hands in the air?[... It feels like my shoulder nearly popped out of the socket.]*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**Shifty, do you work out?
> 2. > **Commander**Are you a Nikke by any chance?
> **Shifty**Huh? No. Why do you ask?**Commander**No reason.**Shifty**At any rate, I feel like I'm on a roll now! Let's keep it going and wipe out all these pesky Raptures!

## The Dog Goes "Meow"

Commander

> [Scene: Overgrown city]**Shifty**I usually spend all day cooped up inside the command centre, so it feels good to be on the surface getting some fresh air.**Shifty**I knew there was a reason Deputy Chief Andersen sent me up here.**Commander**Um... Shifty, today is...**Shifty**Oh, and another thing!**Shifty**Whenever I've got this gun in my hand,**Shifty**this strange feeling comes rushing over me.**Shifty**It's hard to describe. It's like I can sense where the enemies are.**Commander**You're starting to freak me out.**Shifty**!!**Shifty**Who goes there?![\*Tadadada!!\*][\*Bang!!\*][Off in the distance where Shifty fired, a Rapture is blown to smithereens.]**Shifty**I told you! I can see where the enemies are.**Commander**What on earth is going on...?**Shifty**YWe might as well take the rest of these Raptures out before going back.**Shifty**The Deputy Chief would be upset if I came back without taking full advantage of this opportunity to get combat experience.**Shifty**Tally-ho!

## Unicorns Are Real

Commander

> [Scene: Overgrown city]**Shifty**Phew... I think that should do it, don't you?**Commander**Considering the fact we wiped them all out, I'd say yes.**Commander**I didn't even do anything either. It was all you.**Shifty**...**Shifty**You can be honest with me, Commander. I already figured it out a long time ago.**Shifty**You and the Deputy Chief planned all of this, didn't you?**Commander**... Huh?**Shifty**A little while ago, I had a counseling session.**Shifty**I'd been feeling morose for a while.**Shifty**I wasn't sure if i was contributing anything in our fight to reclaim the surface.**Shifty**...[Shifty faces me and bows to show her appreciation.]**Shifty**Thank you, Commander.**Shifty**I appreciate all the trouble you went through to prepare this environment and these Raptures for me.**Commander**Uh...**Shifty**I'm an operator. I know better than anyone how absurd the notion of taking down so many Raptures with such a small firearm is.**Shifty**Have the Counters been helping me from the sidelines? Or some other Nikkes perhaps?**Commander**No, that isn't...**Shifty**Regardless, I'm thankful for what you've done. I feel a lot better now.**Shifty**I'm much more confident in myself and my work**Shifty**All of these positive things I'm feeling... I'll try and remember them when I return to work.**Shifty**Once again, thank you.[Before I can say anything, Shifty says goodbye and leaves...][\*Bang! Bang! Bang!\*][... casually blowing more Raptures to smithereens as she does.][...][I think I'll be more than safe following Shifty back to the Outpost.]

## Fried Chicken Will Help You Lose Weight

Anis Neon Rapi Commander

> [Scene: Construction site]**Anis**Commander! We've got a problem!**Anis**There's a fire!**Commander**... No kidding. What are the odds?**Neon**What?! THere's a fire?! Where?! How?!**Rapi**...**Anis**...**Anis**Neon, didn't we just talk about this?**Neon**Huh?**Anis**We were both going to lie to the Commander about the Commander's room being on fire.**Neon**Oh, that.**Neon**I thought you were just messing with me.**Anis**Argh! How are we never on the same wavelength?**Neon**Why are you lying anyway?**Rapi**Because today is April Fool's Day.**Neon**!!**Neon**Oh boy! That means we can lie all day and not get in trouble!**Rapi**I mean, you still don't want to tell major lies...**Neon**Master! I have something to confess. I don't love firepower!**Neon**It's totally useless. The world would be better off without it.**Neon**It's garbage!**Neon**... Urp... blleeerrrgghhh!**Anis**Ew! What's wrong with you?!**Rapi**She got so carried away with her lies that herbody couldn't handle it.**Neon**Ugh... I'm sorry... I'll never lie again.**Neon**.. Ha! That itself was a lie!**Neon**I'm actually the first CEO of Elysion!**Anis**I'm actually a pop superstar!**Rapi**I'm...**Rapi**... er...**Anis**Come on! You can say anything, so say it.**Anis**What other day will you be able to lie with impunity?**Neon**Yeah exactly. Plus, I wanna see what you look like when you lie.**Rapi**...**Rapi**I...**Rapi**I hope that the Commander resigns.**Anis**...**Neon**...*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**That was a bit harsh.
> 2. > **Commander**Uh... okay?
> **Rapi**... I'm sorry.**Anis**Lying just isn't your forte.**Neon**Yeah, that sounded a bit too real.**Rapi**... Sorry.

## Belorta Is a Nuisance

Belorta Mica Commander

> [Scene: Cafe Sweety][I visit the toy store for April Fool's Day.][I assume Belorta and Mica will be cooking up another prank. I'll pretend to fall for it.][\*Ring\*]**Belorta**Hmm?**Belorta**Oh, hey Old Timer.**Mica**\*Sob\***Commander**??*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**What's going on? Everyone's so glum.
> 2. > **Commander**Is something wrong?
> **Belorta**It's all over.**Commander**What's the problem?**Mica**The toy store is closing down.**Mica**Belorta and I were just organizing a few things.**Commander**??**Commander**This is all so sudden.**Belorta**Yes, I realize there wasn't much forewarning.**Belorta**Nevertheless, as of today, the toy store is officially closing its doors.**Belorta**There just aren't enough customers. We aren't making any money.**Belorta**Guess people just don't feel the need for a toy store.**Commander**Did Mustang order it to be closed down?**Belorta**Yes...**Belorta**I mean, probably.**Commander**??*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**Youre' lying, aren't you**Belorta**... Old Timer.**Belorta**Who would joke about a thing like this?**Mica**\*Sob\* That's right.**Mica**I know Belorta likes pranks, but joking about something like this would be crossing the line.**Belorta**...
> 2. > **Commander**Today is April Fool's day...**Belorta**It is?**Belorta**I didn't even realize it because of everything that's been going on.**Mica**\*Sob\* If only it were a joke![Judging by their reactions, they don't appear to be lying.]
> **Belorta**I'll speak to Mustang.**Mica**!!**Mica**Really? Does that mean we can continue running the toy store?**Belorta**I appreciate your wanting to do that, but it's not necessary.**Belorta**It's better to leave when the time is right.**Commander**But I don't think the time is right.**Belorta**...**Commander**... I'm sorry.**Belorta**I know we never had many customers... but I enjoyed being here.**Commander**If the Toy Store is gone...**Commander**what will happen to you two?**Mica**I'm not sure. Belorta, where do we go now?**Belorta**I don't know.**Belorta**We'll each have to figure out another way to get by.**Mica**You mean separately? But I want to stay with you!**Mica**... Belorta.**Mica**Can't we try talking to the boss one last time?**Mica**Old Timer wants to help us and... we can tell the boss that we'll try to do better this time!**Mica**If not that, then...[Mica produces a credit card.]**Mica**I've got some money saved up on this.**Mica**Do you think it'd be enought for us to buy the store ourselves?**Mica**All I know is that I don't want to get rid of the store.**Mica**We'd be giving up all the precious memories we've had here...**Belorta**... Mica.**Belorta**We'll see. Let me hold onto the credit card.**Commander**... ??**Belorta**Ah, I nearly forgot.**Belorta**While you're here, could you help me think of what to write for our closure notice?**Belorta**It's my first time dealing with something like this, so I'm not sure how to word it.**Commander**Closure notice?**Belorta**We don't want people coming here not knowing that the store is closed.**Belorta**We have to let them know so that they don't waste their time.*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**As of today, the toy store is closing its doors.
> 2. > **Commander**Thank you everyone for all of your support up until now.
> **Belorta**Hmm... that's pretty good.**Belorta**I'll go with something like that.**Belorta**Thank you, Old Timer.[\*Scribble\* \*Scribble\*][Belorta starts writing on a piece][...]**Mica**Today... is...**Commander**... April Fool's Day?**Commander**??**Mica**??**Belorta**Hahaha!**Belorta**Happy April Fool's Day! I got you both!**Mica**Wh-What? Does that mean the toy store isn't closing down?**Belorta**Nope! I made all that stuff up.**Mica**Argh! That's going too far!**Belorta**You're not mad, are you?**Belorta**Here's your credit card back, by the way.**Commander**...**Belorta**You're not upset too, are you Old Timer?*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**Try and keep it together.
> 2. > **Commander**Let all the pent-up anger out and scream.
> **Belorta**Haha, you should see yourself, Old Timer!
> You're as red as a tomato.**Belorta**Don't worry, the toy store isn't going anywhere anytime soon.**Belorta**Ahhh, pulling one over on you two really made my day.**Commander**I won't fall for it next time.**Belorta**Oh, you think so? We'll just have to wait and see next year.**Mica**You're the worst...**Belorta**Hehehe!

## Cafe Sweety Sells Black Tea

Sugar Milk Frima Commander Soda

> [Scene: Cafe Sweety][After being fooled at the toy store, I was feeling hungry, so I stopped by the Maid Cafe.][\*Ring\*]**Sugar**Welcome, Partner**Milk**Oh, hey Pal.**Milk**What brings you here?**Commander**I was about to ask you the very same thing.**Frima**Mmm.**Frima**Acquisition.**Commander**Acquisition?**Sugar**Yep. Just like Frima said, we acquired the Maid Cafe.**Commander**You did? Why?**Sugar**Why not? If your flagship store is doing well, it's only reasonable to expand and create other branches.**Commander**Cafe Sweety is doing well? Since when?**Milk**Pal.**Commander**You did? Why?**Sugar**Why not? If your flagship store is doing well, it's only reasonable to expand and create other branches.**Frima**Scared?**Commander**... No. Anyway, why aren't you wearing maid uniforms?**Sugar**Wait,**Sugar**are we supposed to dress up like maids?**Commander**Of course you are. This is a maid cafe.**Frima**Won't do.**Milk**What she said.**Sugar**That's a majority vote. We'll just have to depend on our high-quality drinks to bring in customers.**Commander**What about food?**Milk**What about it?**Commander**The Maid Cafe is a restaurant.**Milk**What kind of food do we have to cook?*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**Fluffy Bunny Omurice.
> 2. > **Commander**Coochie Woochie Heart-shaped Fried Rice.
> **Milk**Can either of you make those?**Frima**Nope.**Milk**Me neither.**Sugar**Well, since none of us can cook, we'll scrap the food options.**Sugar**The Maid Cafe isn't that much different from a regular cafe, anyhow.**Commander**...**Commander**Then what about the way you speak?**Sugar**What?**Sugar**You're telling me they talk a specific way here?**Commander**Of course.**Sugar**Okay, how do they do it then?**Sugar**I'm sure I can at least pull that off.**Commander**Hello, Master! Welcome to the Maid Cafe!**Milk**... Good Lord.**Frima**Can't do.[... If this keeps up, the Maid Cafe will go under in no time.]**Commander**I'll make you a deal.**Milk**What kind of deal?**Commander**If you say the line, I'll give you 1000 credits.**Milk**You're really making me work for it, aren't you**Frima**Hello, Master! Welcome to the Maid Cafe!**Milk**...**Sugar**...**Commander**... I can't believe it.**Milk**Frima, you actually...**Milk**Just for a bit of bread... ?**Frima**Money. Hand it over.**Commander**... You got it.**Sugar**Okay, looks like Frima will be in charge of greeting the customers.**Frima**No pay, no line.**Commander**There are plenty of other things you have to say.**Milk**Like what?**Commander**This is something they say when serving:**Commander**By the magic invested in me, I command you to be delicious! Alakazam ★**Milk**...**Frima**...**Sugar**Good grief. This is a bit much...**Commander**There're 10,000 credits in it for you.**Sugar**By the magic invested in me, I command you to be delicious! Alakazam ★**Frima**...**Milk**...**Frima**Too late.**Commander**...**Milk**Argh!**Milk**Why are there so many things to do in this place?!**Milk**I knew the Maid Cafe was a bad idea from the start.**Milk**We should have just taken over the toy store. You can spend all day there and not have to do a thing.**Commander**??**Sugar**I didn't realize there was so much work involved in running this place.**Commander**Wait, what was about taking over...[\*Ring\*]**Soda**Doo doo doo♫**Soda**Doo-eh? Master? Did you bring everyone from Cafe Sweety here for something?**Soda**Cocoa and Ade aren't even here yet...**Sugar**We just came to hang out.**Commander**??**Soda**Really... ?**Soda**How did you get in anyway?**Sugar**... Boy oh boy, would you look at the time? We'd better go open up the cafe.**Milk**Gotta run.**Frima**Mistake. Acquisition lie. Bye.**Commander**...**Soda**What'd Frima say? Something about an acquisition?**Commander**You're... probably better off not knowing.

## Drake Is a True Hero

Drake Commander Emma Folkwang Miranda Poli

> [Scene: Police Station]**Drake**Hehe...**Drake**Hehehe...**Commander**...*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**Ignore her.**Drake**Hey! You've got some nerve ignoring me!**Commander**Sorry, I didn't see you.**Drake**Oh, well... I guess that makes sense.**Commander**What are you doing at the police station?
> 2. > **Commander**... Why are you at the police station?
> **Drake**Hehe.**Drake**I've decided to become a police officer.*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**... Uh-huh**Drake**That's all you've got to say? A little enthusiasm would be nice.**Commander**... Wow! No way!**Drake**That's better. I can't blame you for being surprised.**Drake**Sometimes I even surprise myself.**Commander**But why become a police officer?
> 2. > **Commander**Why?
> **Drake**A villain can always recognize a fellow villain.**Drake**Poli asked if I could do it.**Commander**...[This is obviously an April Fool's joke, but I'll play along.]**Commander**That's so cool!**Commander**What are your duties?**Drake**Duties?**Drake**Hmm...**Drake**Arresting people!**Commander**I'm not sure that counts...**Drake**How would you know? You're not a cop.**Drake**Let me show you how it's done.[\*Zing\*]**Emma**Commander?**Commander**Emma? What brings you here?**Emma**I was making some desserts, but went a little overboard and made too many.**Emma**I brought some to share with Poli and Miranda,**Emma**but it looks like it's only you and Drake.**Emma**In that case, you both can have some!*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**No thanks, I'm okay.
> 2. > **Commander**... Thank you.
> **Drake**Nice! I had a hankering for something sweet.**Drake**Thanks a bunch.[\*Chomp, chomp\*]**Commander**...**Drake**...!!**Drake**That's it!**Drake**You're under arrest!**Emma**Huh? Me?**Drake**That's right! For attempted murder!**Emma**Attempted murder?**Commander**...*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**She's just pulling your leg.
> 2. > **Commander**Because it's so delicious, it's to "die" for.**Drake**Huh?!
> **Emma**Hehe, so that's it! You're so funny, Drake.**Emma**I'm glad you enjoyed it.**Emma**I'll have to make some more and come visit again. Well, bye now![Emma leaves.]**Drake**What the hell are you talking about?! That stuff wasn't even fit for human consumption.**Commander**Very true, but hardly an offense worth being arrested for. We can let it slide.**Drake**Pssh, you humans are so--[\*Zing\*]**Folkwang**Hello.**Folkwang**I just came in to beat the heat. It's a scorcher out there.**Commander**Folkwang?**Folkwang**Coach? Why are you heere and not Poli and Miranda?**Folkwang**Never mind. It's actually a good thing I ran into you.**Folkwang**There are some supplements I wanted to recommend to you.**Commander**What kind of supplements?**Folkwang**It's called Double Winter Blast.**Folkwang**Take one, and it'll cool you down twice as fast.**Folkwang**Take ten, and you'll cool down twenty times as fast!**Drake**You're under arrest!**Folkwang**??**Commander**Where'd that come from?**Drake**I'm booking you for possession of an illegal substance.**Folkwang**But supplements aren't illegal...**Drake**Well either way, I'm taking you in!**Commander**...**Commander**Don't worry about her. She's just playing a cop.**Drake**Hey!**Folkwang**Phew... that's a relief. For a moment I thought you were arresting me for real. I even started working up a sweat.**Folkwang**I better go somewhere else.**Commander**Bye.[\*Zing\*]**Drake**Tsk.**Drake**You could never be a cop. You're too soft.**Commander**...[\*Zing\*]**Miranda**Hey Commander. Hey Drake.**Poli**What are you two doing here?**Commander**Arresting people...**Drake**That's right! I better go and patrol the area. See you around.**Commander**??[\*Zing\*][Drake leaves the police station, leaving me behind.]**Poli**Arrest? Patrol? What is going on?**Commander**...**Poli**\*Sniff sniff\*... I smell something funny going on.**Commander**Er... It wasn't me! I didn't do anything... I better get going.

## Talentum Is Broke

Yan Commander Dolla Rupee

> [Scene: black][I don't have nearly enough energy to trudge all the way back to the Commander's Room.][I think I'll find a hotel to rest at for a bit][Scene: Hotel room][\*Squeak\*]**Yan**Hey, Rookie.**Yan**You're here awfully early, aren't you?**Commander**??**Yan**I appreciate your enthusiasm,**Yan**but i'm not done setting everything up. I want the mood to be just right.**Commander**I'm not quite following.**Yan**You're simply adorable when you look confused.**Yan**What woman could resist that face?**Yan**Anyway, you should wash up first.[\*Knock knock\*][\*Open\*]**Dolla**My apologies, but it seems you're in the wrong room.**Dolla**Allow me to show you to your proper room.**Dolla**Yan, you should know better than to intervene.**Dolla**I arranged plans with Client first.**Commander**You did?**Yan**It doesn't seem to me like Rookie knows what you're talking about.**Yan**Just hold your horses.**Yan**Let me do it first, and then...**Dolla**No.**Dolla**We will proceed in the proper order.**Yan**Relax. It's not like I'm gonna wear Rookie out.**Yan**Don't be such a stickler.**Commander**... ?**Dolla**Client.**Dolla**Allow me to show you to my room.**Dolla**The ambiance there is far better than it is here.**Dolla**I have various...**Rupee**Sweetie![\*Open\*]**Rupee**I was waiting for you.**Rupee**Then I had a feeling Yan and Dolla were up to something, so I came running.**Rupee**Turns out I was right!**Rupee**Do you have any idea how much planning I did so that we could spend some quality time together?**Rupee**You wanna know how much I spent on this hotel alone?**Rupee**50,000 credits!**Dolla**Please, that's chump change.**Dolla**I spent 100,000 credits.**Dolla**So, if you don't mind, could you two kindly beat it?**Yan**This is my room! If anyone should leave, it's you two.**Rupee**No!**Rupee**Sweetie is coming with me!**Commander**...**Dolla**This isn't going to work. Let's all do it together.**Commander**????????**Yan**Together? Hmm. That's not a bad idea.**Rupee**Sure, I'm okay with that.**Rupee**But it's my first time doing it with multiple people...**Commander**????????**Dolla**What's that look on your face? Are you not interested?*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**No, that's not it, but...
> 2. > **Commander**What exactly am I getting myself into?
> **Yan**Go take a shower first, then come back.**Commander**... Are you serious?**Yan**Of course. Do I look like the type to play around?[I am thoroughly confused, and also unsure as to whether or not I should go wash up.][More than that however... what are these three planning to do to me?]*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**Don't do anything.**Yan**What are you doing? Don't you want to clean yourself up first?
> 2. > **Commander**Go shower.
> [... Actually, I'd like to know why it's so important I take a shower.]**Commander**What are we doing after I take a shower?**Yan**What do you mean? You'll be treated to room service, what else?**Commander**Room service?**Dolla**We were thinking about acquiring a hotel, and we bet each other who could provide the best room service.**Dolla**You're gonna be the judge.**Commander**...**Rupee**Wait... you didn't think we had something else in mind, did you?**Commander**?????!**Yan**Go on, Newbie. What exactly did you think we were going to do with you?**Yan**Nothing too obscene, I hope.**Commander**Of course not!!!**Yan**Liar. I know that's what you were thinking.**Commander**I just thought you all were messing with me since it was April Fool's Day.**Yan**Ah, that it is. I forgot about that.**Commander**I'm feeling pretty exhausted, so maybe we can do the room service another time.**Rupee**Would you like me to walk you home?**Commander**It's okay.[As I made a quick escape, it took everything I had not to drag my tired body along the floor.]

## A Day of Untruths

Commander Anis Neon Rapi

> [Scene: Command Center][It's been a long day, and I'm officially exhausted.][I'm going to take a shower and go to...][\*Splooosh\*][... Someone is using my shower.][Scene: Shower][\*Splooosh\*][\*Squeak, squeak.\*][Sounds like they're finished.][Who could be in there?][\*Zing\*][Scene: Command Center]**Commander**Who...**Andersen**Ah, there you are.**Commander**!!!!!!!!!!!!**Andersen**I waited for you so long, I figured I might as well freshen up in the meantime.**Commander**Why would you think it's okay to use my shower?! Why?!**Andersen**You seem like you've had a long day.**Andersen**Well, that's all part of life.**Andersen**Once in a while, you have those days, good and bad, that just don't feel real.**Andersen**Don't let yourself get too stressed about it.**Andersen**The important thing is to keep a cool head.**Commander**I appreciate the advice, but how long are you planning on staying?**Andersen**Days like the one you're having don't go on forever. It's just one out of many others.**Andersen**So keep what's good and throw away the bad.**Andersen**I know you will do well. I have faith in you.**Andersen**Anyway, I better get going.**Andersen**I have a meeting in the Ark in 5 minutes.**Commander**If you have a meeting in 5 minutes, why the hell did you come all the way out here?!**Andersen**I can see now that perhaps it wasn't the smartest idea.**Andersen**Well, I hope what's left of it goes well for you.**Commander**Wait, you're leaving? Why did you even come h...[\*Zing\*][Andersen opens the door and leaves.][...][I should just sleep.][Scene: black][...][... I'm awakened by the feeling of something moving beside me.][I listen carefully, keeping my eyes closed.][I can hear someone whispering. I also feel my body being squished.][Scene: Bedroom]**Anis**(Scoot over. It's too tight.)**Neon**(Just squeeze in.)**Rapi**(... Is this really necessary?)**Anis**(Think about it.)**Anis**(When the Commander wakes up tomorrow, we'll all be in the same bed.)**Anis**(Just imagine what a shock it'll be!)**Anis**(Then we can say,)**Anis**(Commander, you were amazing last night. How can you do it for so long?)**Neon**(...)**Rapi**(...)**Anis**(Haha! This is gonna be so fun!)**Neon**(Shh! Master will wake up!)**Rapi**Commander, are you asleep?**Anis**!!**Neon**!!*Make a choice*
> 1. > **Commander**... Zzz...
> 2. > **Commander**...
> **Neon**I think Master's asleep. At least I'm pretty sure.**Anis**Pretty sure?**Rapi**Let me check the vitals...**Anis**No! Don't.**Anis**Let's just get to sleep already.[Scene: black][The sounds of everyone fidgeting become louder, and I feel more and more constricted.][... I'm worried about the bed.]**Anis**Sleep tight Commander. See you in the morning.**Neon**You had a rough day, Master.**Rapi**... Good night.[...][Something tells me I won't get much sleep tonight.]