Johnabun

**Age:**  2 years

**Gender:**  Male

**Species:** Blue-Eyes White Satin Angora rabbit

**Weight:**  8.7 lbs

**Hair:**  Pure white and long with a satin-like shine

**Eyes:**  Blue

**Clothing:**  none

**Other Details:** Like most show-bread Satin Angoras, Johnabun has a short coat on his face and head, and front paws, with the luxuriously long fur classic to his breed exhibited from his neck back.  As a Satin angora rather than an English, his fur is particularly luminous due to a transparent sheath of the hair protein, making the fiber refract light and shimmer.

### **-Physical: Movement-**

**Gait/Demeanor:**  Johnabun’s typical mode of locomotion is a lollop, or being carried.  He is very fussy because of the length of his fur, and will try to avoid obvious dirt or puddles, while at the same time enjoying the comfort of small spaces and tunnels.  He can be very fast if he wants to be, and is capable of sprinting as fast as 35 mph over short distances.

**Voice/Speech patterns:**  Johnabun is a rabbit and does not talk, but in his thoughts he is well spoken, articulate, and furious.  His perception of the world is more heavily defined by senses than thoughts.  The world has color, but not red, and due to his side-placed rabbit eyes and wide field of view, his blind spots are very small.  The sense of smell is equally important to sight, and hearing significantly moreso.

**Update:** Johnabun now talks. His voice sounds like Scar from the animated Lion King, and his speech patterns are not far off.  Pretentious and flowery unless he is truly startled or exhausted. He is spoiled and thinks nothing of demanding things of people.

### **-Personality-**

**Overview:** Johnabun is a rabbit housing the soul of a serial killer.  He is cultured, beautiful, charming, and views anything and everything that is not himself as a tool to be used and discarded.  He is full of rage at the world in general and humanoids in particular, and has made a hobby of destroying things for no other reason than to vent this rage and bask in the dismayed reactions of the hated humans.

**Loves:**  Himself.

**Hates/Fears:**  Human women. Sheers.

**Strengths:**  He is small, fast, and agile.  He is also adorable.  His teeth are capable of chewing through wood, rubber, and wires.  And skin.  He can pick up and fling small objects to get them out of his way, or where he wants them.  He is a strong digger and will not hesitate to claw his way through carpets or fabrics if left alone to do so.

**Weaknesses:** He’s a rabbit.  Not even a cartoon rabbit that can talk or hold a knife, just a real, normal, purebread show rabbit.  He holds a strong resentment for doors as he cannot open them, but he can smell the other side of them and they are often hard to dig under.  Stairs are possible, but not fun, and he will take breaks to stretch out and rest if he has no choice but to climb them under his own power.

**Quirks:** Johnabun is vain and deeply enjoys grooming his coat.  He is susceptible to flattery and will allow himself to be fawned over and petted, but hates being picked up, even though he loves being carried.

Also, as an unaltered male rabbit, Johnabun will attempt to dominate and hump any and everything that is warm and small enough to wrap his forearms around.  This includes other small animals of any species, and people’s hands.  If he was not a small rabbit, he would be considered a rapist.  Though perhaps, if he was not a small rabbit, he would feel less compelled to have sex with everything.

### **-Background-**

**Home:** A wire cage, in a room full of other wire cages full of rabbits, in a human house. (modern day earth equivalent)

**Family/Friends:**  Robun, Annibun, unknown father, unimportant mother and siblings.

**History:** Johnabun was born in a warm safe wooden box full of straw with 4 siblings.  From the beginning he was a greedy baby and a milk thief, which made him strong enough to fight his siblings for even more milk.  Life was good.  He was warm and full.  Then the Hands came.

The Hands took him from his warm mother and nest, and put him in a wire cage with a plastic bowl, a wooden plank, and a metal nipple that gave water, not milk.  And he hated it.  In the months that followed, Johnabun proved himself a cantankerous cagebreaker.

Being given a cage mate, Robun, only mellowed his fury slightly, and in between being mounted, Robun proved to be a facilitator to Johnabun’s mischief.  There is a female rabbit in the cage next to them, and Johnabun hates her even though Annibun and Robun have been known to lay side by side against their respective walls and cuddle.  Johnabun bites and scratches at her if she is close enough to reach, and she fights him back and taunts him from beyond his reach.

In spite of his temperament, the Woman with the Hands regularly removes Johnabun from his cage to brush him and pluck his shed fur.  The brush is the one thing that he does not hate, and he will sit calmly until the brushing stops, and then will try to dominate or bite the closest hand.

While he is a pedigree show rabbit, whose siblings have many ribbons, Johnabun has only been taken to one show.  It was a mistake that will not be repeated.

### **-Combat-**

**Fighting Style:**  Hold still and hope they don’t notice.  Run away and hide.  Engineer environmental hazards.  Bite and scratch.

**Weapons/Gear:** Rabbit teeth and claws.  Ability to move small objects by pushing or picking up and tossing with his mouth.

**Abilities:**  Be cute and small.  Hold very still.  360 degree field of vision.  Run very fast.  Unhinged primal rage (limited by rabbit body).

### **-Tournament Specific-**

**How has your character reacted to waking up in the CORPOREAL Tower?:** Confusion and then a desire for exploration and food.

**What is your character’s motivation to fight?:** Rage.  Also not being killed and eaten.  But mostly rage.

**What sort of media is your character from? What's their story like?:**  Johnabun was born in a Deviantart chatroom (https://www.deviantart.com/johnabunplz/art/Johnabun-hates-you-152473348) as a crack derivation of a Serenity Roleplay OC.  He is pure crack and fluff and has no actual home setting apart from “lol, what if this horrible person was a cute bunny?” But for the sake of making him enough of a character to write, I have retroactively decided that he belongs to a breeder of show rabbits and hates it.  He has no personal awareness of the human character or his life, but has all the same base traits of viciousness, evil playfulness, and lack of a moral compass.

**Are there any situations you do NOT want your opponent to do with your character, under any circumstances? (E.G.: killing your character, sexual situations, kidnapping):** Man.  The character Johnabun was based on has so few moral limiters, I don’t feel like it’s fair to place moral limiters on the use of this character.  Do whatever your character would realistically do to a rabbit?  Maybe not excessively graphic detail of slaughtering and cleaning?

### **-Last Words-**

**List the three most important things about your character.**

1.  Actually just a rabbit.

2.  Very soft and cute.

3.  HATE.