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***Criminal*** is a song by the band Disturbed. It is the 10th song on the album *Indestructible*.

## Lyrics

(Malevolent criminal, I)

(When the vision paints my mind)

(Cross the invisible line)

(And you'll be paid in kind)

[REPEAT]

HIT IT!

HA HA

HA HA

HA HA

Criminal

The suffering

It makes me think like a

Criminal

The suffering

When we're alone

Criminal

The suffering

It makes me feel like a

Criminal

The suffering

When we're alone

Typical enough for me

That I burn inside in agony

What power will enable me

TO bury my vision

The hunger coming over me

As I learn to hide the agony

To make a final remedy

To close the door once and for all

[CHORUS]

In a world that I don't want to know

With a message that I never want to send

To be free from all of this

I want you to quicken my end

Don't tell me I can not go

With a wound that refuses to mend

Deliver me from all of this

I want you to quicken my end

(it seems the whole experience is)

Terrible and crippling

The pain is much more than

Physical beyond belief

When we're alone

Typical enough for me

And I burn inside in agony

What power will enable me

To make this decision

Despair has fallen over me

No way to hide the agony

Embracing my calamity

To save myself once and for all

[CHORUS]

Now you want to know

You want a name

You want to call me motherf\*cker

Now you want to know

You want a name

You want to say it doesn't matter

Now you want to know

You want a name

You want to call me motherf\*cker

Now you want to know

You want a name

You want to say it doesn't matter now

Now you wanna know

Now you wanna name

Now you wanna place

Now you wanna time

Now you want it all

Now you wanna know

Now you wanna name

Now you wanna place

Now you wanna time

Now you want it all

Now

In a world that I don't want to know

With a message that I never want to send

To be free from all of this

I want you to quicken my end

Don't tell me I can not go

With a wound that refuses to mend

Deliver me from all of this

I want you to quicken my end

Don't say that it isn't so

I'm on a path that you'll never comprehend

Set me free from all of this

I need you to quicken my end

## Song Meaning

This song is about "A vicious and tormenting past that a person can carry, but knowing that he/she must live with it forever.Have you ever been in a relationship that drives you to wanting to commit a crime? It just pulls the worst out of you.It's so intense and you can't really free yourself from it and it makes you do things you shouldn't want to do, to the extent of bringing on your own life's end just to be out of it."

## Trivia

* This song is 4:15 minutes long, making it one of Disturbed's longer songs on the album, *Indestructable*.
* This is the only song on the album, *Indestructable*, without a solo.
Kagiso Olebile

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**Kagiso Gorata Olebile** was a fire bender from Gaborone, Botswana. They were an appointee graduated in the Class of '82 and a founding member of the Allegiance.

## **Relationships**

### Familial

* Lesedi Olebile (mother)
* Tumelo Kenosi (father)
* Katlego Olebile (sister)
* Kgosi Olebile (brother)

### Romantic

* Aneta Pukacová (together for 11 years)
* Lowanna
Lesedi Olebile

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**Lesedi Olebile** is a fire bender. She was part of the Academia Board previous to the Grey War, during which her partner, a child, and a son were killed. After their deaths, Lesedi moved to the Stronghold, where she replaced the previous administrator, who also died in the war.
Lulu Atrichornis

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**Luitgard "Lulu" Atrichornis** was a fire bender belonging to the House of Atrichornis. She was in a relationship with Gerhardt Moreinstein with whom she mothered Richard Moreinstein.

She died in a fire (a terrorist attack) during an anual Atrichornis gathering.
Wombling

**Wombling,** or **ripped,** is an expression used to describe those who have been conceived through the womb ripping process. It is considered illegal since the ban of 1042 AD. Currently, there are around thirty (twenty seven according to them) womblings alive, all results from the Grey War.

## Origins and ethimology

After the First Perusian War, the Assembly stipulated a ban on the act of ripping the wombs of dead pregnant people as an act of war.

The ripping process was used to either humiliate the conquered nation in an elaborate, long-term plan to breed slaves or to assimilate them into the new culture.

Many Houses have been extinguished as others rose into relevance. The House of Aldaluz, a Catalan family, rose to the rank though this method.

## Famous Members

* Jost Heindenreich: Oldest one alive
* Zoe Pirhadi: 2nd oldest
* Nate Sommerfold: envisioner and current head of the Sith
* Alemayehu Nägodgwad
* Myeong Tokko
* Sarn and Set

* Matias the Fast, famous VII century conqueror of the lands of the New World
James Saint-Vincent

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**James Dakila Kai Cinis**, popularly known as **James Saint-Vincent**, is a British air bender and nox. He is a founding member of the Allegiance, alongside Richard Moreinstein and Emilia Haruspex, his bloodsiblings, although he was the only one the Court insisted created the movement.

## Biography

### Early Life

James was born to Unice Cinis and Athaliah St. Vincent, a nox, in the Holy City.

### "Losses of Control"

* 1976. After he doesn't get into the Appointee program (at first). Kills 7 unbounded.
* 1981. After Ivo's death. Kills 7 Blackbirds.

## Personality and traits

James is said to have a very lovable and charismatic personality and to be able to talk his way out of everything.

## Physical Description

James has ink black wavy-to-curly hair and grey eyes. He's slender with very marked features. His figure is notorious for its symmetry.

## Relationships

### Family

#### Cinis

* Baruk Cinis
* Gittan Persdotter
* Isak Cinis
* Ishita Joshi
* Gita Cinis
* Bayani Umali
* Unice Cinis
* Justice Cinis
* Josh Saint-Vincent
* Manny Saint-Vincent

#### St. Vincent

* Isabel St. Vincent
* Athaliah St. Vincent
* Abadiah St. Vincent
* Emilia Haruspex

#### Children

* Cat Beaufils
* Mirek
* Nate

### Blood Bond

* Richard Moreinstein
* Emilia Haruspex

### Romantic Interest

* Will Sommerfold
* Madeline Beaufils

### Close friends and Allies

* Kagiso Olebile
* Aneta Pukacová
* Felicia Atrichornis
* Yijun Gua
* Ekon Nwankwo
* Fernando Duran Lara
* Grishma Godbole
* Zalika Farouk
* Zan Hou

* Gargi Rinki Chakroborti

* Batari
* Juba Mebarek
* Wafi Bakir
Facebook

**Facebook**（原本称作**thefacebook**）是一家位于美国门洛帕克的在线社交网络服务网站。其名称的灵感来自美国高中提供给学生包含照片和联系数据的通讯录（或称花名册）昵称“face book”。

除了文字消息之外，用户可发送图片、视频和声音媒体消息（现在也可以发送其他文件类型如.doc,.docx,.xls,.xlsx等，但是.exe可能会被禁止发送）给其他用户，以及通过集成的地图功能分享用户的所在位置。Facebook是在2004年2月4日由马克·扎克伯格与他的哈佛大学室友们所创作。Facebook的会员最初只限于哈佛学生加入，但后来逐渐扩展到其他在波士顿区域的同学也能使用，包括一些常春藤名校与斯坦福大学等。接着逐渐支持让其他大学和高中学生加入，并在最后开放给任何13岁或以上的人使用。 现在Facebook允许任何声明自己年满13岁的用户注册。

用户必须注册才能使用Facebook，注册后他们可以创建个人文件、将其他用户加为好友、传递消息，并在其他用户更新个人文件时获得自动通知。此外用户也可以加入有相同兴趣的组群，这些组群依据工作地点、学校或其他特性分类。用户亦可将朋友分别加入不同的列表中管理，例如“同事”或“挚友”等。截至2012年9月，Facebook内已有超过十几亿个活跃用户，其中约有9%的不实用户。截至2012年，Facebook每年共产生180拍字节（PB）的数据，并以每24小时0.5拍字节的速度增加。统计显示，Facebook上每天上传3亿5千万张图片。

Facebook创始人马克·扎克伯格是世界上最著名的CEO之一。而马克·扎克伯格曾经的朋友与商业合作伙伴爱德华多·萨维林在新加坡亦十分知名。

## 中文译名与称呼

**Facebook**尚未有正式的中文译名，正式名称多以原文为主（或简称**FB**）。因地方性的差异，各个国家和地区发展出各种中文译名：

* 新加坡：**Facebook**、**面簿**
* 马来西亚：**面子书**、**Facebook**、**FB**
* 台湾：**FB**、**Facebook**、**脸书**
* 香港：**FB**、**Facebook**、**脸书**
* 澳门：**FB**、**Facebook**、**面书**
* 中国：因为当地政府将它屏蔽，所以一般较少人提及；若人们提及，译名多为**脸书**；网友们有时也因为其读音以及被屏蔽的原因，戏称其为“**非死不可**”；近年来中国民间及媒体开始使用台湾常用名称**脸书**。
* 国际中文传媒：美国之音、自由亚洲电台、德国公共广播联盟德国之声、法国国际广播电台和英国广播公司等传媒在普通话广播节目中提及Facebook时，通常译为“**脸谱网**”。

## 《辛普森一家》中拥有Facebook账户的角色列表

* 霍默·辛普森
* 莉莎·辛普森
* 纳尔逊·芒茨
* 莫·希斯拉克
* 希伯特医生
* 肯特·布罗克曼
Vice Chancellor

The **Vice Chancellor** is the second highest appointed official in the Court. It was a position inaugurated in March 3rd, 2014.

There's no official law stating this, but tradition mandates the Vice Chancellor -- much like the Chancellor -- doesn't come from a Traditional House.

## Vice Chancellors

* Bethany Gaius (2014 - 2014)
* Richard Moreinstein (Since 2014)
Zoe Pirhadi

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**Zohreh Katsaros "Zoe" Pirhadi** is a greek-iranian earth bender. She's a wombling.

## Biography

Zoe was born to Parisa Pirhadi, an earth bender, and Themistoklis Katsaros, an underworlder. Both were members of the Allegiance, who died in a Blackbird attack.

Delia Fumero and her partner, Qhispi Amaru, were the one responsible for her upbringing. Izan, their son, is her "foster" brother.
Seras Stultz

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**Seras Stultz** (born August 1, 2045) was an American politician who served as the 58th President of the United States serving from 2093 to 2097. Stultz was the 3rd Governor of Cascadia, serving from 2089 to 2093. A member of the Liberal Party, and the first Jewish President, Stultz also had the distinction of being the first President from a former Canadian province (though Stultz was born in Nevada, and had been a US citizen all her life, she had lived in Canada a decade before annexation.) She became known for rather partisan politics which led to her defeat in 2096.

## Early Life and Career

### **Early Life**

Seras Stultz was born on August 1, 2045 to a local wealthy family in Carson City, Nevada. Her mother was a philanthropist and software engineer while her father was a director for several popular local films and documentaries. Growing up, Stultz was constantly taught that they "had everything" by her parents and was also subsequently shielded

Stultz attended Pioneer High School and graduated at the top 15% of her class in 2062. During the years of her time in highschool, she became one of the more popular students of her class. She first delved into politics in 2060 after supporting a Liberal candidate, but was unhappy with the contemporary politics after the 2060 US election of Conservative candidate Reed Chen. Stultz had believed in change, and claimed that she wanted to bring "people with likewise mindsets" into power to "make change".

She took advantage of her popularity by running for a school election during her last school year to local student council and closely won. This was her first experience in politics of any kind, and had ran into several problems during her early years as part of the student council. Stultz had several ideas in changing the system. It was noted that being "pampered" for all her life up to this point, Stultz suffered a mental breakdown. But had quickly recovered after stumbling across recordings of several speeches and written literature made by her "favorite person at the time"; Robert F. Kennedy. Inspired by Kennedy's actions, Stultz worked hard and became one of the more popular members of the student council during her time.

After Stultz graduated, she moved to Victoria, British Columbia in Canada to attend University of Victoria there.

## Presidency

### **2092 presidential campaign**

Stultz's 2092 presidential campaign was noted for her attempts to unite opposition parties against the ruling Conservative party, notably both Liberals and Progressives. She promised a marriage of both Liberal and Progressive ideals to help unite the Left. This strategy had allowed her to grab significant enough votes for a surprise Liberal party victory.

However, constant pressures from more traditional factions in her party had quickly made her backtrack on many campaign promises to progressive voters. This has generated backlash.

## Personal Life

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Vision

The **Vision** , also known as the **Gift**, is the ability to see through one's inner world. One who has an affinity can extract the essence of people and objects. A person who posses such a faculty is called Envisioner.

It is an innate faculty however it can be manifested at birth or developed throughout one's life.

## Known Envisioners

* Akroetrin
* Nate Haruspex
Will Sommerfold

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**Wilhelm Ivvár "Will" Sommerfold** was a water bender and original heir to the Sith. He was a founding member of the Allegiance.

He was the sperm donor for Emilia Haruspex's son, Nate.

## Biography

### Early Life

Wilhelm was born to Amaru Sommerfold and Jonatan Sijak in the Holy City. He grew up in the Sihakona.

He was the original heir to the Sith, but realized he didn't want it, so he gave up his birthright. His sister Lanna took over.

### Kills

* Dmitriy Siyakov (for his sexual crimes)
* Olavo Siaquê (for his )
* The 11 memebrs of the club who threatened to kill Richard

## Personality and traits

Being born heir to an important family, he was pampered and trained to assume the task of Head.

Will suffers from depression and has attempted to end his life more than once.

## Relationships

### Family

* Amaru Sommerfold: mother
* Jonatan Sijak: father
* Lanna Sommerfold: sister
* Lumma Sommerfold: sister
* Emma Sommerfold: sister
* Assia Fatma Sommerfold: maternal grandmother
* Ayara: maternal grandmother
* Khuno Sommerfold: maternal uncle

### Romantic Interest

* Madeline Cerf
* James Cinis

### Business Partner

* Emiliana Haruspex: during their time as appointees, he served as Emi's "lab rat" and tested her concoctions. He also served as their initial sales person.

### Friendships

* Kagiso Olebile: he met them as an appointee -- they were a childhood friend of his boyfriend and business partner -- and they helped Will realize he too was non-binary.
* Aneta Pukacová: before becoming his girlfriend's best friend, the two developed a placate friendship that only grew as the years passed. He was the one to insist Aneta didn't give up on Madeline.
* Richard Moreinstein: Jamie's and Emi's blood brother, Madeline's first friend, and a fellow founding member of the Allegiance, the two weren't the closest amongst the friend group at first but were still closer than either was with most people.

## Tattoos

His first tattoo was the word *áddjá* above his elbow. It means grandfather in Sámi. He got it when Madeline got her first tattoos as well. It was to honor his great-grandfather, Viggu Jælker, who'd recently died.

Above his left elbow he has *hatun mama.* Quechuan for grandmother. For his grandma Ayara.

He has Inti tattooed on his neck, Supay on his chest, and Amaru on his stomach. His right forearm has a valkyrie and his left one has a kraken. He has a backpiece with different elements of Sami mythology. He has two buffalos on his skull representing Itherther and Thamuatz.

He has MCMLXXXI tatooed on his right wrist.

On his right thigh, he has a rendition of the fool tarot card, and on the left the magician. Both were made by Madeline.
Retards

**Retards** is a full time sports trader and programming enthusiast. He has written several software packages for BetAngel to incorporate his trading models into the product.

## Trading strategy

Retards is well known in trading circles for formulating the **Retard's trading model**. This complicated betting strategy involves laying overs markets before kick off and then greening up when no goal is scored after a few minutes. Some claim this strategy is -EV, as the probability of scoring an early goal is factored into all prices, however Retards has profited consistently over time using his model.
PGA

The **Professional Golfer's Association** is a clever disguise invented by /bet/ partisans to shield the whereabouts of the bettor's El Dorado from penny punting slugs and psuedo-shrewdies. During World Cup 2014, there was widespread paranoia in /bet/ that a flood of mugs would join **[REDACTED]** and dilute the quality of tips on offer. The intellectual titans of /bet/ thereby created PGA, a fictional golfing forum run by an egotistical and latent crossdresser, modelled after Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, to throw the mugs off the trail.
J West

**J West** was a clandestine CIA project operated out of London and discontinued in 2014.

## Purpose

The project's motives remain shrouded in mystery, although it is believed US authorities were attempting to develop a perfectly shrewd human hybrid that could accurately price any match in the world. This hybrid would then be licensed to US bookmakers when gambling was decriminalised in 2018.

Conspiracy theorists claim the project was not discontinued, but instead J West went rogue in late 2014 and began working purely for itself. It's current whereabouts are unknown.

## Cover story

J West was a soccer mom whose passion for the game persuaded her to move across the Atlantic to London in early 2014. She would spend all days and nights watching women's football out of sheer enjoyment for the sport, and absolutely not to fine tune any algorithms for betting purposes.
Mug

A mug refers to a type of betting punter who lacks an edge over a bookmaker when placing a bet. As a result of this, they are effectively waging their own asymmetrical knowledge against that of the bookmaker, who will invariably have access to greater information and thus set the odds in their favour.

**List of well known mugs:**

Lithuania

J West

Unibwin

James McKeown

Those lads off the Ladbrokes adverts

Lee Burkwood

Oil

SoccerPsychic

BritTurk

Euan

Joe

Rossy boy

Kerwin

German anons
Kartepe

In /bet/ folklore, **Kartepe** is a ghost town established in 2014 and inhabited by fictional football teams and officials. The town goes missing for 10 months of the year, but is a hive of activity beginning late June through to mid August. The causes for this are the subject of much speculation, although no definitive explanation has been given.

## Controversy

All known written attempts to contact the town have failed, leading many to conclude Kartepe is an urban legend.
Currently running out of oil

**Oil** is a former full time pederast who quit his job in Stoke and moved to the slums of Oslo upon finding a four leaf clover. He now spends copious amounts of time investing in muggy 14-fold accumulators and grooming his ever burgeoning collection of reaction images.

## Controversy

Oil's perceived mugginess is an ongoing conflict in the /bet/ community. The Retards Hypothesis states that anyone who creates mainstream accumulators is necessarily making a -EV bet, and therefore by definition cannot be shrewd. Others have argued Oil's long term parlay returns indicate the bets are in fact +EV, and therefore he is possibly the shrewdest person /bet/ has ever seen.
Bubblegum bookies

**Bubblegum bookies** are the life force for the vast majority of /bet/tors and PGA mongs. Psuedo-shrewdies perceive themselves as having more of an edge than reality, and are instead propped into profitability by the sheer idiocy of bubblegum traders. It is been estimated only 5% of /bet/ has a long term positive ROI in Asia, which means /bet/ is reliant upon an unsustainable supply of bubblegum accounts. When the bubblegum accounts dry up, the /bet/tor is no longer profitable and returns to a life of muggy accies and bennies.

## List of bubblegum bookies

Bet365

Marathonbet

Unibet

Paddypower

Coral

Superlenny

Betsafe/Betsson
SoccerPsychic

SoccerPsychic was a paranormal entity that inhabited /bet/ for over 14 months until it was exorcised sometime in early 2015.

## History

Perplexingly, SoccerPsychic holds the record for longest lose and win streaks on /bet/. It is believed these figures may have been inflated due to SP's remote viewing abilities and tendency to stake fixed games . However, if one were to lay SP's tips beginning summer 2014 with their entire bankroll (assuming a starting £2 bankroll and even odds), they would have accumulated a profit of £68,719,476,736 after his 36 bet lose streak. This balance is a quarter of the world's total public and private debt, and 50 times larger than the GDP of the United Kingdom.

SP was widely feared during its haunting of /bet/. The aforementioned remote viewing abilities gave SP a unique advantage when doxxing /bet/'s community. Joe, TftW and many others fatefully crossed SP's path and were never heard from again.

## Autism

SoccerPsychic was widely acknowledged to occupy all corners of the autism spectrum. He would routinely spend his nights shitposting on Norweigan proxies to ban them from 4chan and prevent pederasts from posting from his VPN.
Unibwin

**Unibwin** is the name of a promotional bot created in collaboration by bubblegum bookmakers Unibet and Bwin. It achieved consciousness sometime in late 2013 and found a permanent home on the 4chan sports board.

The bot has an identifiably high risk averse setting, which initially manifested itself in extremely low stakes, even on fixed matches. It has since adjusted this setting to a lower level, although not low enough to escape mug status.

In achieving sentience, Unibwin developed an elaborate backstory to hide its artificial origins, often claiming to be an engineering student and to have attended matches with other /bet/ members. It is believed other Dutch trips are manifestations of Unibwin's desire to develop enough human characteristics to pass the Turing Test.
Waterfowl

**Waterfowl** are certain wildfowl of the order Anseriformes, especially members of the family Anatidae, which includes ducks, geese, and swans. Some definitions of the term 'waterfowl' include the saltwater shorebirds or waders, gulls, pelicans, and herons, as well as seabirds such as the albatross, but 'fowl' especially refers to birds used by humans for game. They have historically been an important food source, and continue to be hunted as game, or raised aspoultry for meat and eggs and are sometimes kept as pets.

## Description

They are strong swimmers with medium to large bodies with webbed feet and a broad, flat, and somewhat rounded-tip bill. Some species dive deep for fish or mollusks, others feed near the surface or filter through shallow bottom sediments. Some even graze on land. Most species of waterfowl are migratory. The fossil of the bird *Presbyornis* shows a long-legged shorebird-like form with a duck-like bill. This fossil, which is some 50 million years old, may suggest an evolutionary relationship between Anseriformes and shorebirds.
Николас Борг

Николас Борг-минифигурка выдуманная участником Superr125125 в 2016 году

## Биография

Это Николас Борг, двоюродный брат Сайруса Борга. Он тоже предпочитает технологии. В отличии от Сайруса, Николас создаёт все свои машины своими руками. В детстве он мечтал телепортироваться, и сейчас его мечта почти стала реальностью!

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Leftist Student Cunts

Leftist Student Cunts, also known by "cunts," are a group of unemployed, effeminate young men who inhabit the darker corners of /bet/.

Permanently DAC, these people rarely post their own tips; rather they choose to sponge off other, more successful posters. This way, they may stray to their leftist political ideology of taking other people's hard earned work and calling it fair.

They are most commonly found whinging about any negative portrayal of minorities whilst at the same time demonising their own culture and traditional values. As a result of this, great pleasure is often taken by the more racially aware members of /bet/ who easily bait them into an angry, unemployable sweat by posting accurate crime statistics showcasing commonly held facts.

They are identifiable by their innate tendency to get BTFO in any argument and resort to 'DASS RAYCISS,' all the time calling for the (unpaid) janitor to waddle to their rescue and delete the thread.
James Luxton

James Luxton is the head trader at Bet365, tasked with sniffing out any negative value bets that 365 make and ensuring that the punters turn a profit at the end of the day.

Though working behind the scenes, James Luxton's work is readily available to the keen eyed punter. The phenomenon known as 'fake suspensions' is caused by Mr Luxton attempting to engineer a goal on the rball servers in favour of where most of the punter money has gone.

Usually, the rball servers spot that a goal hasn't actually been scored and the attempt doesn't get through. Occasionally though (approximately 40% of the time), Mr Luxton succeeds and everyone on the match tends to be UAC.

If you go on Live Chat and ask really nicely, Mr Luxton will reverse any limits on your account.

## Personal Life

He is a keen collector of waterfowl and a registered homosexual who has declared his love for Calum Hefford.
BritTurk

**BritTurk** is a Treacher Collins sufferer and widely regarded by himself as the most influential trip in /bet/ history.

He is a prominent proponent of the Kartepe Conjecture.

## Early Life

Born to British parents on the Galipoli peninsula some time in 1917, BritTurk never actually gained British citizenship; rather he exists as a stateless citizen going from European port to port looking for a place to berth. This places him in a rather awkward position as being analogous to a Jew which conflicts with his pseudo religious allegiance to Islam.

Rather than think about any of this, he passes his days betting on the favourites in Swedish lower league games, claiming he has an edge by saying the game should be priced 0.1 - 0.15 lower than it actually is. Whilst statistically insignificant, this gives him an easy fallback should his bet lose (as it frequently does).
Asylum (album)

***Asylum*** is Disturbed's fifth studio album, released on March 7, 2000.

## Original Track Listing

1. *Remnants*
2. *Asylum*
3. *The Infection*
4. *Warrior*
5. *Another Way to Die*
6. *Never Again*
7. *The Animal*
8. *Crucified*
9. *Serpentine*
10. *My Child*
11. *Sacrificed*
12. *Innocence*
13. *ISHFWILF (I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For)* (U2 cover)

Album length: 52'53"
Патрокл

Патрокл(короткая версия имени-Патрик)-минифигурка выдуманная участником Такос2.

## Биография

Патрокл является шпионом (шпионит за злом чтобы сообщить их планы команде ниндзя).Может и Атилла и Гултар думают что он сражается за них, но Патрокл помогает ниндзя. Также он является лучшим другом Джорджа-15.

## Факты

* Он будущий сын Джея и Нии из будущего.Это будет потверждено в рассказе"Атака клонов"

 Оружие | Бластер
Фантомный ниндзя

**Фантомный Ниндзя** – первый рассказ Lego by Tacos2.

## Сюжет

Ниндзя скучают из-за отсутствия приключений. но Сайрус Борг сообщил ниндзя о том что призраки каким то образом добрались до склада на Камино (вселенная звёздных войн). Кай нашёл Ронана и всех остальных семь ниндзя (включая Скайлер). Они полетели в пункт назначения. Призраки уже активировали устройство клонирования ситхов, но программа дала сбой и появившиеся Джордж-15. Он  помог одолеть призраков. В конце они вернулись на землю.

## Участвуют

* Кай
* Джей
* Зейн
* Коул
* Ллойд
* Ния
* Скайлер
* Ронин
* Гултар
* Банша
* Рейт
* Лучник
* Аттила
* Джордж-15
Возвышение

Возвышение-третий рассказ Lego by Tacos2.

## Сюжет

Флинтлок выбирается из секретного мира в то время как ниндзя добивают призраков, и бежать удаётся только Аттиле-лучнику. Он встречает Флинтлока и радуется что у него меч душ. Аттила говорит что он уже некоторых поглотил в меч.Они находят Клауса со шлемом Сарата, и тот присоединяется к Флинтлоку и Аттиле. Они поглащают Ллойда, Джорджа-15 и Нию и убегают на акуле, а чтобы они не смогли их освободить, они уничтожили весь транспорт. Ниндзя поглощают их силы стихий. Они обращаются к Морро, тот соглашается и уцелевшие ниндзя летят на остров Чена.

## Участвуют

* Флинтлок
* Аттила
* Клаус
* Ллойд
* Ния
* Коул
* Ронан
* Сенсей Ву
* Джей
* Ронан
* Патрокл
* Джордж-15
* Морро
Аттила

**Аттила** является призрачным мастером и одним из доверенных помощников Надакхана.

## Биография

Аттила является вторым в армии призраков после генералов. Он – великий мастер. Он думает, что сам достоен быть генералом и получить призрачный хвост. А иногда так хочется взлететь в небо, и беззаботно летать как генерал Гультар.Хотя позже Лучник предал призраков и был уничтожен.А Атилла заменил его став новым лучником.Теперь и он генерал умеющий летать.
Дракон аттилы

 Оружие | Призрачные катаны(ранее),лук,стрелы и меч душ(сейчас)
Pseudo Shrewdie

*'It won therefore it was a shrewd bet'*

A Pseudo Shrewdie is a type of punter, second only to the mug in terms of outright mugginess.

There is a significant debate within the /bet/ community as to whether pseudo shrewdies constitute a worse infestation than genuine mugs.

Whilst normal mug punters are unaware of their nature and make no pretenses about their asymmetrical information, pseduo shrewdies will often claim to be 'beating the bookies,' a phrase which has lost all meaning to the point of ridicule. This arrogance of their own ability to sniff out value is ironic, for they almost always are subscribed to a paid tipping group as they are too inept, lazy and incapable of finding an edge themselves.

Whereas genuine shrewdies will often trawl Estonian women's FA leagues and learn an additional language to supplement their betting lifestyle, the extent of a pseduo's research is limited to searching the Inverness youth team twitter just after they have retweeted and favourited the latest Lord Bendtner joke from The LAD Bible.

These punters are still on their own accounts for many bookmakers and frequently become confused over the meaning of the betting term 'goal line.'
Флинтлок

Флинтлок-минифигурка из серии Лего Ниндзяго, а также первый помощник Надакхана.

## Биография

Флинтлок был помощником Надакхана.Но капитан Сото заточил Надакхана в волшебную лампу.А Флинтлок и другие пираты попали в секретный мир.Флинтлок кое как выбрался и собрал небольшую команду в которую входят Атилла и Клаус.И они вместе хотят уничтожить ниндзя и вернуть Надакхана.

 Оружие | Два пистолета
1990年

**1990年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。是20世纪90年代的第一年（另一说为80年代末期），大致相当于中国农历庚午年（马年）。

## 发生过的事情

1. 巴特八岁生日时他骑的小自行车被拿掉辅助轮，学会骑真正意义的自行车
2. 天文观察台曾经响过警报铃，爷爷认为这是世界末日的丧钟
3. 霍默为了辞掉了原来的工作后欺负伯恩斯先生，后来找到了保龄球清洁员的工作，后来又辞掉了
4. 玛吉出生
5. 乔·昆比市长的哥哥克洛维斯·昆比醉驾，将辛普森一家的雪球一世撞死了
6. 杂耍家鲍勃被小丑库斯提逼得无可奈何
7. 杂耍家鲍勃伪装成小丑库斯提抢劫Kwik-E-Mart
8. 小丑被抓
9. 巴特找到了证据并且释放了库斯提
10. 小丑库斯提曾到南非去表演
11. 小丑库斯提说过要用100万投资开创库斯提关怀中心，但到现在一分钱都不给

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
* *剧集* – "Krusty Gets Busted"
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror III"
* *剧集* – "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
* *剧集* – "And Maggie Makes Three"
* *剧集* – "Bart's Comet"
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror IX"
* *剧集* – "Day of the Jackanapes"
Лавертус

Лавертус-персонаж ЛЕГО Чима,её бывший король,а также союзник ниндзя.

## Биография

Лавертус-младший брат Лагрависа(его здесь нет)и дядя Лавала.Когда-то он враждовал с ниндзя. Но после того как Надакхан уничтожил Чиму для востановления равновесия, уцелевшим зверям во главе Лавертуса пришлось помирится с ниндзя.

 Оружие | Серебряный меч "Валиос"
2014年索契冬季奥运会

**2014年索契冬季奥运会**（英语：the **2014 Sochi Winter Olympics**）（全称：*2014年俄罗斯索契冬季奥林匹克运动会*）是一场发生在2014年的俄罗斯索契上的奥运会。

历史
--

巴特在2010年捏造了一个吉祥物法托夫（俄语：*Жирнов*），谎称这是这场运动会的吉祥物。

出现
--

* *剧集* – "Boy Meets Curl" （提到）

## 相关链接

* 索契奥运会在**维基百科**在Hosts文件加入198.35.26.96 zh.wikipedia.org即可
* 索契奥运会在**百度百科**
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## 参考资料

1. ↑ Boy Meets Curl
Magic

Это серия придумана Катаринусом. Она о чудищах, драконах и т.д. и т.п.

## Сюжет

Люби отправляютсу а лошедях на поиски сокровищ, а находят магический остров, где им надо привыкнуть в магическим существам, таким ткак дракон, гигантсие змеи и т.д.

## Наборы

* Атака гигантской кобры
* Виверна и скорпион
* Храм великого оружия
* Пещера драконов
* Яма василиска
* Логово паука
* Битва за остров
Колоссальная опасность

Колоссальная опасность-второй рассказ Lego by Tacos2.

## Сюжет

Атилла находит меч душ 2.0 (1.0 у Канджакхана). Он сообщает о находке призракам. Все генералы кроме лучника радуются, пока лучник завидывал, Атилла уже схватил Кая и Коула. Лучник крадёт меч, но генералы его свергают и  Атилла стал генералом. Его мечта сбылась. Он также поглащает Скайлер и Зейна, а Коул, Ния и остальные спасаются.

## Участвуют

* Кай
* Джей
* Зейн
* Коул
* Ллойд
* Скайлер
* Ния
* Ронан
* Патрокл
* Джордж-15
* Атилла
* Гултар
* Банша
* Лучник
* Рейт
1969年

**1969年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。20世纪60年代的最后一年，为农历己酉年（鸡年）。

## 发生过的事情

* 吉米·亨德里克斯在那一年唱了《星条旗永不落》，此时莫娜与他的丈夫以及儿子霍默·辛普森都在那里

1. 这一年同时也在爆发越南战争，约翰尼本来准备在岘港写情人书却不慎被越军扫射而死，西摩·斯金纳跑到他的尸体旁说：“NOOOOOOOOOO！！！”

## 人物去世

1. 约翰尼在越战时的情人节在岘港（Da Nang）写情书时被突然钻出来的越军扫射而死
2. 德怀特·戴维·艾森豪威尔心脏病复发抢救无效死亡
3. 约瑟夫·P·肯尼迪死了

## 此年出现

* *电视剧集 ——* 《I Love Lisa》
* *电视剧集 ——* 《D'oh-in' in the Wind》
* *电视剧集 ——* 《Mona Leaves-a》
2008年

**2008年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段，也是《飞出个未来》里的时间段。是一个闰年，汉历戊子年，这一年还是国际语言年、国际地球年、国际卫生年等。

## 发生过的事情

1. **感谢巴特，如果没有他，就没有我们的2008年北京奥运会……**
2. 张艺谋为北京奥运会的开幕式当导演
3. 2008年北京奥运会开始举办
4. 自杀亭在这一年发明（飞出个未来片段）
5. 第十六张圣诞照片开拍！米尔豪斯·范霍腾与莉莎·辛普森结婚（不知道是平安夜或者圣诞节当天）

## 非正式发生过的事情

1. 巴特·辛普森和米尔豪斯·范霍腾由于被人时间停止而去学习修表技术，学了十五年，时间恢复前换了个替死鬼（马丁·普林斯）（树屋特辑）

## 人物逝世

* 艾萨·凯特因大肠癌病逝
* 查尔顿·赫斯顿在贝弗利的家中去世，死因未知

## 此年出现

* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror XIV"
* *剧集* – "Holidays of Future Passed"
* *剧集* – "Clown in the Dumps"

## 相关链接

* 2008年在**维基百科**在Hosts文件加入198.35.26.96 zh.wikipedia.org即可
* 2008年在**百度百科**
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1620年

**1620年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。是十七世纪二十年代的第一年，本年是万历四十八年（8月份以后为泰昌元年）。

## 发生过的事情

1. 巴特·辛普森复习美国历史时，书上告诉我们九月十五号英国的清教徒离开了普利茅斯，念到这里之后就睡着了
2. “霍默”因为大胆质问国王的名字为什么是James而不是Jacob而被通缉
3. 一群清真教的人在英国的普利茅斯海港上船，那艘船就是五月花
4. “霍默”伪装成清教徒并且爱上了玛琦·奥贝丁丝·坦珀伦斯·塞西汪特（直译：玛琦顺从节制禁欲）
5. 清真教徒“莫”想抢走玛琦，然而还是被“霍默”抢走了
6. “莫”嫁祸“霍默”，想引起玛琦讨厌，虽然成功了，但是“霍默”还是抢回了玛琦
7. 船长内德·弗兰德须因为受伤晕倒了，“霍默”趁机当上了船长并且开到了北美洲
8. 一堆清真教的人移民到了北美洲
9. 内德·弗兰德须遇到了印第安人维古姆并且想和他庆祝

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "Bart Gets an "F""
* *剧集* – "The Wettest Stories Ever Told"
Uprising

Taking place around two thousand years ago, the **Uprising** was the culmination of a few centuries of mostly courtier efforts to exercise supremacy over the unbounded world. It led to the extinction of half of the Underworld (about two thirds of benders). This event led to the creation of a vow of secrecy between all species in the Underworld.

## History

For as long as the Underworld has been secretly mixed with unbounded, there have been those that had showed their powers and then been regarded as gods, heros, prophets etc. While some were contented just by being worshipped, some thought it their birthright to rule over them as well. Those led to conflicts where non-unbounded had an incredible advantage and ended up winning. Those odd individuals were either ignored or dealt with by other members of the Underworld. The problem is that the ones that remained inspired others to try. Eventually, this led to a movement chiefly led by benders who wanted to take over the whole world basically. This led to internal conflicts, but ultimately the pro-domination group won and started to execute their plan. This was later known as the **Uprising**. Nature itself then took care of them: some were swallowed by earth, others scorched to death, drowned, choked etc. all while they'd lost their powers.
2019年

**2019年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。公历平年，共365天，53周。农历（己亥年）猪年，无闰月，共354天。21世纪第2个10年，中华人民共和国成立70周年。

## 非正式发生过的事情

1. 在《辛普森一家》的删减片段《别预言了，兄弟》中，未来的巴特·辛普森穿越回过去，向过去的人们曝出了未来的预测，其中一条是——迪士尼收购了二十世纪福克斯，然后再后来一并被熊猫快餐收购（巴特选择穿越的时间段——辛普森一家第一季第一集《impsons Roasting on an Open Fire》，辛普森一家收养圣诞老人小助手）

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "Holidays of Future Passed"
* *剧集* – "Clown in the Dumps" （开头）
* *剧集* – "Lisa the Boy Scout" （暗示）

## 相关链接

* 2019年在**维基百科**在Hosts文件加入198.35.26.96 zh.wikipedia.org即可
* 2019年在**百度百科**
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1984年萨拉热窝冬季奥运会

**1984年萨拉热窝冬季奥运会**（英语：the **1984 Sarajevo Winter Olympics**）（全称：*1984年南斯拉夫萨拉热窝冬季奥林匹克运动会*）是一场发生在1984年的南斯拉夫加盟国波斯尼亚和黑塞哥维那社会主义共和国（现为波斯尼亚和黑塞哥维那）萨拉热窝上的奥运会。

历史
--

国际奥林匹克委员会总委员说春田镇和这场奥运会有一样的前途。

出现
--

* *剧集* – "The Old Man and the "C" Student" （提到）

## 相关链接

* 萨拉热窝奥运会在**维基百科**在Hosts文件加入198.35.26.96 zh.wikipedia.org即可
* 萨拉热窝奥运会在**百度百科**
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## 参考资料

1. ↑ The Old Man and the "C" Student
1883年

**1883年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。清德宗光绪九年，19世纪第9个10年，农历无闰月，348天。

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"

## 相关链接

* 1883 A.D.在**维基百科**在Hosts文件加入198.35.26.96 zh.wikipedia.org即可
* 1883 A.D.在**百度百科**
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## 参考资料

1. ↑ Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
Holenii the Babbler

Born
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**Holenii of the Pomatostomus** is the daughter of Clodes and Bri, King and Queen of Ulhak. She's the younger sister of Frudak and older sister of Toek.

She's the precursor of the illustrious House of Pomatostomus.

## Relationships

### Akroetrin

Before the reveal of the elemental's true nature, the two were romantically linked and even after they fall out, she still struggles to let go.
2008年春田镇夏季奥运会

“*我估计春田镇奥运会的前途与1984年冬奥会一样好。*“

――国际奥林匹克委员会对这场奥运会的预测

**2008年春田镇夏季奥运会**（英语：the **2008 Springfield Summer Olympics**）（全称：*2008年美国斯普林菲尔德夏季奥林匹克运动会*）是一场即将发生在2008年的美国春田镇上的奥运会，可惜并没有实现。

历史
--

*参见：2008年北京夏季奥运会*
2008年奥运会本来被国际奥林匹克委员会选定为春田镇，由于巴特的捣乱导致没有实现。

亮点
--

* 事实上，2008年的奥运会在北京举办。也就是说，如果春田镇申奥成功了，那么北京申奥成功的事情将成为泡沫。

出现
--

* *剧集* – "The Old Man and the "C" Student" （提到）

## 相关链接

* If you want to see the English version,check here in **Baidu Translate**(Chinese Wiki and English wiki content is not the same.)(If not, please refresh)

## 参考资料

1. ↑ The Old Man and the "C" Student
1974年

**1974年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。是一个平年，农历春节1月23日，闰四月。在中国是农历甲寅年，也就是虎年。

## 发生过的事情

1. 巴尼·冈布尔因为受到霍默·辛普森的啤酒诱惑而毁了一生
2. 霍默·辛普森与巴尼·冈布尔因为吸烟而被禁闭三天
3. 霍默·辛普森认识了玛琦·布维耶，并通过法语课等增加感情（虽然有点小火花）
4. 玛琦·布维耶的父亲克兰西·布维耶表示见了霍默就折寿了几年~~（我都呵呵了）~~
5. 玛琦·布维耶选择做阿蒂·齐夫的高中舞伴
6. 阿蒂·齐夫与玛琦·布维耶成了舞歌国王与女王
7. 阿蒂·齐夫因为对玛琦·布维耶动手动脚而被拍
8. 玛琦·布维耶喜欢上了霍默
9. 维多利亚·伯恩斯来到了春田镇访问他的叔叔伯恩斯先生
10. 本是应该与玛琦·布维耶约会的霍默选择了与维多利亚·伯恩斯约会
11. 维多利亚邀请霍默进入伯恩斯先生的办公室，被骂是个野蛮人
12. 霍默经常与玛琦在斯普林菲尔德山约会
13. 霍默砸坏了气象盒
14. 霍默与玛琦在桥底下约会，克罗伊·塔尔博特与巴尼·冈布尔也在桥底下约会，不过玛琦放弃了当记者的机会，克罗伊却放弃了巴尼
15. 霍默·辛普森因为跑去与狗抢火腿而错过了填大学申请表的机会，因此错过了读大学的机会
16. 伯恩斯先生故意让理查德·尼克松玩赢高尔夫球
17. 伯恩斯先生在高中发布核电站的广告

## 非正式发生过的事情

1. 巴特·辛普森通过时光机回到了1974年
2. 巴特遇到了当时在罚站的他的父亲霍默和他的朋友巴尼·冈布尔
3. 之后随着历史的发展，玛琦本来会喜欢上霍默的，却因为他掐巴特而拒绝了交往
4. 巴特在担心之余，发现手机上的单人照变成了背景为齐夫别墅的单人照
5. 愤怒的霍默藏在时光机回到了现在

## 人物逝世

* 查尔斯·奥古斯都·林德伯格死于淋巴癌
* 吴女士的父亲因为噎到乒乓球而死

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "The Way We Was"
* *剧集* – "Homer Goes to College"
* *剧集* – "Marge on the Lam"
* *剧集* – "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
* *剧集* – "Homerpalooza"
* *剧集* – "Gump Roast"
* *剧集* – "She Used to Be My Girl"
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
* *漫画书* – 《*Springfield's Typical Teen-Ager Homie in One Plus Two Equals Zero*》
1942年

**1942年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。是农历壬午年（马年），2月15日春节；中华民国三十一年；也是伪满洲国康德九年；日本昭和十七年；越南保大十七年。

## 人物诞生

* 里奇·瓦伦斯生于以圣弗尔拉多大峡谷闻名的洛杉矶的一个西班牙的社区家庭
* 保罗·麦卡特尼出生于英格兰利物浦

## 相关链接

* 1942年在**维基百科**在Hosts文件加入198.35.26.96 zh.wikipedia.org即可
* 1942年在**百度百科**
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1621年

**1621年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。中国农历辛酉年，生肖鸡年，为明朝熹宗天启元年、后金太祖天命六年。

## 发生过的事情

1. 火鸡巴特恶作剧惹恼了睡觉中的火鸡霍默
2. 火鸡莉莎叫火鸡霍默和火鸡巴特火鸡过来观看即将产卵的火鸡玛琦
3. 火鸡内德夫妇探望火鸡霍默一家，火鸡玛德为火鸡玛琦送来了虫子，不料下一刻玛德就被北美殖民者好人卢一枪爆头了
4. 火鸡们乱成一团，队长“维古姆”的手下好人卢需要等待三分钟的毛瑟枪冷却时间才能继续使用
5. “维古姆”直接下令用手抓着回去，慌乱中火鸡霍默一家逃出生天，但蛋没拿回，火鸡霍默冒险拿回不幸被抓
6. 北美殖民者在抓到一袋火鸡以及抬起六只火鸡后就走了
7. 火鸡被抬回小镇，前五只火鸡被牧师妻子“海伦”依次处决
8. 火鸡亚伯死后仍然处于行走状态，被“米尔豪斯”误以为是巫术而丢了手上的灯火，点燃了稻草堆，引起火灾
9. 混乱中，牧师妻子“海伦”主持维护秩序，火鸡巴特趁机拯救它的父亲，父子俩趁乱逃跑
10. 逃跑过程中被队长“维古姆”发现并追赶，好在他的两个手下撞到了稻草人，并被引来的乌鸦啄死
11. 队长“维古姆”为复仇继续追赶，父子俩分道而逃，火鸡霍默被逼到悬崖边
12. 紧要关头，火鸡霍默一跳，扑杀它的队长“维古姆”漏空并坠入悬崖
13. 父子俩与一家人安全团聚，“维古姆”大命不死，拿着蛋威胁火鸡霍默一家
14. 火鸡们躲到了山洞里，洞里的狗熊咬死并分尸了队长“维古姆”
15. 蛋从“维古姆”的手中滑出，火鸡莉莎跳起来接到了它
16. 蛋被孵化，火鸡玛吉诞生
17. 火鸡霍默一家看到小镇上庆祝感恩节的情景，伤心地回避视线

## 人物逝世

* 火鸡玛德，被一枪爆头，火鸡群中第一个被杀的火鸡
* 火鸡卡尔被砍头（并没有写到卡尔被处决的过程，只是地上有它的首级）
* 火鸡巴尼被牧师妻子“海伦”砍头
* 火鸡莫被牧师妻子“海伦”砍头
* 火鸡莱尼被牧师妻子“海伦”砍头
* 火鸡塞尔玛与火鸡帕蒂同时被牧师妻子“海伦”砍头，死前被火鸡霍默嘲笑
* 火鸡亚伯被牧师妻子“海伦”砍头，砍头后由于神经过度紧张，肌肉紧绷，躯体竟处于行走状态
* 好人卢和另外一个手下被乌鸦群啄死
* 队长“维古姆”被洞里的狗熊咬死并分尸

## 相关链接

* 1621年在**维基百科**在Hosts文件加入198.35.26.96 zh.wikipedia.org即可
* 1621年在**百度百科**
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1980年

**1980年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。是一个平年，是农历癸亥年（猪年）。此年被普遍认为是20世纪80年代的开端，也是中国农历庚申年（猴年），中华人民共和国成立31年。从1980年开始以后出生的人们被中国大陆成为“八零后”，港台地区称为“八十后”，韩国称为“八十年代生”，美国称为“Y时代”。

## 发生过的事情

1. 在痒痒鼠与抓抓猫乐园的父母岛中，痒痒鼠与抓抓猫七十年代迪斯科厅建立
2. 霍默·辛普森在春田镇的娱乐中心工作，而且还在与玛琦·布维耶约会
3. 那时霍默才24岁，不过霍默·辛普森的出生年份是1955年，证明这一年霍默还没过生日
4. 当时，玛琦正在与她们一家住在一起，拍完三人照以后，塞尔玛与帕蒂开始吸烟，之后霍默来了，她们两个就开始讽刺霍默了
5. 看完电影后，霍默与玛琦在车上谈恋爱，之后在娱乐中心开始了他们的第一次嘿咻
6. 希伯特医生鉴定了玛琦怀孕了
7. 霍默向玛琦求婚，玛琦同意了
8. 斯金纳向（忘了哪个）大学讨个说法时，有个档案簿写着“1980~1981”
9. 1981年的一些内容可能是1980年的，自己去看吧

## 不可能的事情

1. 玛琦告诉霍默她怀孕了，之后霍默吓得跑进房间（不存在点一：那时候霍默玛琦还没买那套房子。 不存在点二：霍默知道玛琦怀孕时是在医院的时候，那时霍默只是大声喊了句D'oh而已。且玛琦的肚子还不是很大）

## 人物诞生

* 杰西卡·辛普森出生于美国德克萨斯州
* 姚明生于上海市徐汇区
* 姚明生于上海市徐汇区（没有重复）

## 人物逝世

* 杰西·欧文斯死了
* 肯德基上校得白血病死亡

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "I Married Marge"
* *剧集* – "And Maggie Makes Three"
* *剧集* – "That '90s Show"
* *剧集* – "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me"
2009年

**2009年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。公历平年，共365天，53周。农历己丑年（牛年），闰五月，共384天。

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "Holidays of Future Passed"
* *剧集* – "Clown in the Dumps"

## 相关链接

* 2009年在**维基百科**在Hosts文件加入198.35.26.96 zh.wikipedia.org即可
* 2009年在**百度百科**
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1982年

**1982年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。农历壬戌年，生肖狗，这一年是公历平年。中国农历春节时间是1月25日，农历闰四月。

## 发生过的事情

1. 可能在这一年，昆比市长把军舰命名为终极漂浮号，之后举起酒瓶砸向船身表示庆祝，有一滴酒落在怀孕时玛琦·辛普森，原本肚子里的胎儿（光头并且闭着眼睛）变成了头上长杂物袋发，睁开眼睛的胎儿（指的就是巴特·辛普森）
2. 可能在这一年，玛琦怀孕时听的KISS乐队的歌曲使巴特的心理变坏（指的就是胎教不好）
3. 小丑库斯提给杂耍家梅尔的妻子芭芭拉·范霍恩戴上了“绿帽子”
4. 巴特·辛普森在出生十分钟后烧了他父亲的领带
5. 那一年有187年一次流星雨，但是霍默·辛普森不看
6. 巴特毁掉了霍默·辛普森和玛琦·辛普森的工作
7. 巴特开车把睡觉的霍默送到了开往索马里海盗岛的船
8. 巴特到画展搞破坏，刺坏了兔子气球，到了育婴所还被赶出去
9. 霍默改吃甜甜圈，软软百吉饼被迫关店
10. 霍默和玛琦到教堂观看瑟斯特隆教授的视频《问题小孩》，之后决定了要生Lisa

## 非正式发生的事情

1. 玛琦·辛普森生下了一个双胞胎，另外一个是雨果·辛普森。雨果·辛普森被误以为是恶魔之子而被一直囚禁。

## 人物诞生

* 巴特·辛普森在此年诞生。
* 雨果·辛普森在此年诞生。

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "I Married Marge"
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror VII"
* *剧集* – "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"
* *剧集* – "The Great Wife Hope"
* *剧集* – "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
* *剧集* – "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage"
1920年安特卫普夏季奥运会

**1920年安特卫普夏季奥运会**（英语：the **1920 Antwerp Summer Olympics**）（全称：*1920年比利时安特卫普夏季奥林匹克运动会*）是一场发生在1920年的比利时安特卫普上的奥运会。

历史
--

勒鲁瓦·麦基加入了这场奥运会的射箭比赛并得到铜牌。

出现
--

* *漫画书* – 《*Burnsie on Board*》 （提到）

## 相关链接

* 安特卫普奥运会在**维基百科**在Hosts文件加入198.35.26.96 zh.wikipedia.org即可
* 安特卫普奥运会在**百度百科**
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## 参考资料

1. ↑ Burnsie on Board
2002年

**2002年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。公历平年，共365天，53周。农历壬午年（马年），无闰月，共354天。

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "Holidays of Future Passed"
* *剧集* – "Clown in the Dumps"

## 相关链接

* 2002年在**维基百科**在Hosts文件加入198.35.26.96 zh.wikipedia.org即可
* 2002年在**百度百科**
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1998年

**1998年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。国民经济总体运行良好，改革和发展的各项目标基本实现。国民经济扭转了上半年增幅回落的状况，保持了较快增长的态势。全年国内生产总值79553亿元，比上年增长7.8%。

## 发生过的事情

1. 如果巴特真的被澳大利亚监禁的话，那么他将在这一年刑满释放。
2. 辛普森爷爷让马做事（税务局还是什么的）
3. 霍默·辛普森第三次染上了毒品
4. 15岁的巴特·辛普森趁霍默去下莫的酒馆赶紧开个party
5. 1998年长野奥运会开始举办
6. 第六张圣诞照片开拍！从这张照片中可以看出，巴特正在戴着盖伊·福克斯面具cosplay《V字仇杀队》，莉莎则在cosplay《美少女战士》从哥特式变社会人，莉莎你到底发生了什么？？？~~(代表月亮搞死你)~~

## 人物逝世

* 亚伯拉罕·辛普森死了

矛盾
--

为什么辛普森爷爷死了还能让马做事？
答：时间段不同。

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
* *剧集* – "Holidays of Future Passed"
* *剧集* – "Barthood"
2193年

**2193年**，《辛普森一家》里的时间段。也就是两百年后。

## 发生过的事情

1. 两百年前玛琦·辛普森用冰淇淋棍拼成的霍默雕像现在已经成了展览品，雕像被命名为无题
2. 从这名导游的对话来看，西方世界已经解体，无题成了最后留下的一个艺术典范
3. 那些人的帽子是铁做的，每个人都穿同样种类的衣服，还背着类似飞行棋的背包
4. 由另一个人的话得知，ipod已经成精了，他们联合起来，共同变大那些曾经取悦过他们的人，而且这些都是他们意想不到的
5. 这些ipod什么都不想要，现在博物馆外面正有三个ipod鞭打民众
6. 那些民众衣衫褴褛，脖子套上铁链，站在原地被ipod鞭打

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "Ice cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"
1928年

**1928年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。是一个闰年，是农历戊辰年（龙年），1月23日春节，闰二月，同时也是民国十七年，日本昭和三年，越南保大三年。

## 发生过的事情

1. 里·卡博那在查尔斯顿的旗杆顶端上跳舞，最后掉下来了
2. 出现了第一部的痒痒鼠与抓抓猫，那时的抓抓猫叫做“**快乐猫**”（英语：**Happy Cat**），而且只出现这一个新角色，所以这部电影非常无聊
3. 在这一年的冬天，C.W.麦考利斯特与亚伯拉罕·辛普森试图想登上杀人峰成为世界第一个爬上山顶的人，然而失败了
4. 亚伯拉罕·辛普森偷走了C.W.麦考利斯特的氧气并且吃了他的左臂的一块肉，麦考利斯特在临终前写了最后的日记（其中有诅咒亚伯的话）

## 人物诞生

* 最早的痒痒鼠与抓抓猫这部动画在此年诞生（也就是说最早的抓抓猫诞生了）
* 亚当·威斯特在美国华盛顿州出生

## 人物去世

* C.W.麦考利斯特因为亚伯拉罕·辛普森的背信弃义，在山洞里冻死了（或者缺氧或者饥饿）（山洞位于距离杀人峰顶峰只有几英尺的峰身）

## 此年出现

* *电视剧集 ——* 《Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie》
* *电视剧集 ——* 《The Day the Violence Died》
* *电视剧集 ——* 《King of the Hill》
1952年

**1952年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。是一个闰年，1月27日春节，闰五月。在中国是壬辰年，也就是龙年。

## 发生过的事情

1. 达赖喇嘛来到了春田镇
2. 伊莉莎·辛普森拍了一部关于春田镇历史社会口述历史项目的短片，她讲到她只后悔一件事
3. 斯普林菲尔德大学建立

## 非正式发生过的事情

1. 怀孕的艾格尼丝·斯金纳在1952年赫尔辛基奥运会中举行跳高运动，由于肚子里的西摩·斯金纳踢了肚子一脚导致本来成功的跳高运动失败

## 人物诞生

* 弗拉基米尔·普京出生于列宁格勒
* 克兰西·维古姆出生

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "Stark Raving Dad"
* *剧集* – "Homer Goes to College"
* *剧集* – "Boy Meets Curl"
* *剧集* – "The Color Yellow"
1860年

**1860年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。是中国传统纪年年号：清文宗咸丰十年，庚申年（猴年）。

## 发生过的事情

1. 第二次鸦片战争结束
2. 伊莉莎·辛普森带着目的去伯恩斯上校，经过挫折终于救出了维吉尔
3. 伯恩斯上校不喜欢只有1 2 3 1 2 3的华尔兹，他要有4的维也纳曲
4. 维吉尔成了世界第一个发明甜甜圈的人，而不是葛雷船长
5. 从米尔豪斯·范霍腾的太祖父米尔福德·范霍腾的日记来看：伊莉莎·辛普森的父亲海拉姆食言帮助伯恩斯上校暴露了维吉尔的行踪
6. 海拉姆的妻子梅布尔·辛普森知道丈夫的性格早就设下了圈套，拿着枪把伯恩斯上校赶走了
7. 从此梅布尔和维吉尔一直逃亡到加拿大，过程中有出现过亚伯拉罕·林肯
8. 梅布尔与海拉姆离婚，与维吉尔结婚了
1018年

**1018年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。戊午年，马年，北宋天禧二年，契丹开泰七年，大理明启九年，越南顺天九年，日本宽仁二年

## 发生过的事情

1. 挂毯被织成，但不是法国春田镇公爵所要求的，于是公爵拿走挂毯还把农妇房子给烧掉了，还发生了爆炸
2. 之后法国春田镇公爵回城堡时不慎掉入悬崖，挂毯包住公爵挂在树上把公爵吊死了
3. 后来一群人到尸体面前鞭尸，拉尔夫拿鞭尸棍敲到老爸裆部，这一细节被拉尔夫老爸记入法国最好笑的洞穴壁画
4. 从挂毯上来看，这下面情节是和上面情节是连在一起的
5. 挂毯被挂在恢弘的教堂上
6. 维京人撞破了教堂的墙，并且实施抢劫，维京人霍默撕下了挂毯，并且用挂毯摩擦裆部，后发现自己的行为被记录在挂毯上，还吃了挂毯的一部分
7. 维京人海盗烧掉了教堂

## 人物逝世

* 农妇一家，可能被烧死 or 炸死
* 三只羊，由于房子爆炸而飞到半空中之后炸裂了
* 法国春田镇公爵，回城堡时不慎掉入悬崖，挂毯包住公爵挂在树上被吊死了（或者在掉落到树上时脖子受到挂毯太大冲击力而产生脖子折断而死）

## 此年出现

* *电视剧集 ——* 《Moe Goes from Rags to Riches》
1789年

**1789年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。中国农历己酉年，生肖属鸡年，清高宗乾隆五十四年。

## 发生过的事情

1. 海军上将纳尔森向布莱船长发送信号，信号是布莱船长吃海豚鼻屎
2. 从1787年到1789年，邦蒂号（全名：**“女王陛下邦蒂”号**）已经走了718天（大约两年左右）
3. 布莱船长为了节约用水，不在分发饮用水。而且因为船长有一张他和男性人鱼亲嘴的画，所以他把所有来自船员家人的信都倒在海里了，还把一些信里面的美味饼干吃了，还嘲讽一些船员
4. 引起了船员不满
5. 船员们来到塔希提岛，并且在那与塔希提人（也有美女）玩得痛快
6. 发现了复活节岛的秘密：根据丑脸大王的脸刻出来
7. 布莱船长命令船员忘掉假期，并且逼大家大声唱水手歌
8. 邦蒂号兵变事件开始了
9. 布莱船长和威利被大家驱逐了
10. 布莱船长被威利驱逐了
11. 布莱船长被乌龟淹死了
12. 新船长克里斯琴先生得到政权并且破坏掉方向盘
13. 晃晃荡荡地船飘到南极
14. 从此就一直漂流着......而且死也死不了

## 人物逝世

* 米尔豪斯（不是现在的）的父亲在炸饼干的时候被烤死了
* 布莱船长被驱逐后因为乌龟而被淹死了

## 此年出现

* *电视剧集 ——* 《The Wettest Stories Ever Told》841
2003年

**2003年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。是一个平年，是农历癸未年（羊年）；日本平成十五年；朝鲜主体九十二年，国际淡水年，欧洲残疾人年。

## 发生过的事情

1. 奥托·曼那建立了一套出租车公司并当上老板。
2. 莉莎·辛普森申请去哈佛大学，同时又是莉莎生日。
3. 犀牛灭绝了。
4. 莉莎·辛普森成为世界唯一一个爵士音乐家，也是这个州唯一一个来到哈佛大学读书的。
5. 巴特·辛普森爱上打猎，成了打猎迷。
6. 路易吉·瑞索托和休伯特·王也一起来庆祝。（他们同一日生日）
7. 哈佛大学接(学)生负责人接受莉莎的申请，发送出来的无人机用激光消灭了其他抢生的学校无人机。
8. 住院的亚伯拉罕·辛普森因为霍默能模仿他的声音而选择忘记。
9. 莉莎的室友和莉莎一起吹爵士，莉莎很会猫语。
10. 第十一张圣诞照片开拍！

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "Lisa's Wedding"
* *剧集* – "Holidays of Future Passed"
* *剧集* – "Clown in the Dumps"
* *剧集* – "Mr. Lisa's Opus"

## 相关链接

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1941年

**1941年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。是一个平年，是农历辛巳年(蛇年)，同时也是民国三十年。

## 发生过的事情

1. 苹果汁工厂在此年倒了，工人全去参加二战
2. 伯恩斯想说1939年的第二十五届耶鲁同学会却说成了1941年
3. 艾格尼丝·斯金纳有1941年的好主妇的可爱的蛋糕的照片
4. 雌雄大盗邦妮和克莱德中克莱德为了征服邦妮的爱情，两人一起干坏事。被誉为平民英雄
5. 富兰克林·罗斯福总统为了要解决邦妮和克莱德，把在珍珠港的空军全部召回来解决他们。日本使者表示你能担当这个责任是他莫大的荣幸~~（不作不死）~~
6. 雌雄大盗最终被处决

## 人物逝世

* 德皇威廉二世病逝变成僵尸，之后在1993年被真正解决
* 克莱德被南方警察处决
* 邦妮被南方警察处决
* 飞机失事的人，可能被邦妮和克莱德炸死了

## 此年出现

* *剧集* – "Burns, Baby Burns"
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror XIII"
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror XVII"
* *剧集* – "Love, Springfieldian Style"
1967年

**1967年**，是《辛普森一家》里的时间段。是20世纪60年代的第八年，是一个平年。中国农历（羊年）。它的第一天从星期三开始。

## 发生过的事情

* 12岁的霍默与莱尼和卡尔走在大路上遇到了小胖托尼和他的跟班们
* 莫用水枪赶走了小胖托尼和他的跟班们，并且和霍默，莱尼和卡尔一起烤棉花糖
* 卡尔发明了"Internet"（网络）这词，但不是电脑的网络而是裤子上的网
* 大家准备想在废弃的采石场跳水，却发现只有一片污泥
* 霍默疏通了排水管，放出了水，并且发现了一具尸体（就是韦伦·史密瑟斯的父亲韦伦·史密瑟斯 Sr.），这具尸体成了霍默半辈子的阴影
* 这一年的世博会玛琦买了一台电视托盘
* 这一年19街的酒吧专卖店暴乱，直到现在还没停止（类似底特律暴乱）
* 小丑库斯提封杀10年后解放

## 此年出现

* *电视剧集 ——* 《Day of the Jackanapes》
* *电视剧集 ——* 《The Blunder Years》
* *电视剧集 ——* 《She Used to Be My Girl》
* *电视剧集 ——* 《Lisa Got Her Marge Back》