Teemu Nieminen

Teemu at 101 years old

**Teemu Nieminen** (August 19, 1919 - January 22, 2024) was an person born in Helsinki, Finland.

## Early life

* Teemu was adopted as a baby in Helsinki, Finland. His birth mother was forced to surrender him to adoption because of her addiction to Opium.
* At age 2, His mother and his father had a baby girl named Krista, his new sister. She was conceived after a failed pull-out.
* At age 3, His parents bought him and his little sister a rabbit named Smores.
* At age 7, He has been enrolled in Primary School at Family Primary School, an all-boys school.
* At age 8, His parents wanted him to start taking Accordion lessons, and then they bought him a new gold accordion.
* At age 9, His rabbit Smores died due to natural causes, after living a long hoppy life.
* At age 13, His classmate Iskinder, acted up in Mrs. Salonen's class. He visited the headmaster's office and reported his classmate, Iskinder, for acting up in class.
* At age 14, He got bullied at school by his other classmate, Severi, He reported Severi and then Severi was given Saturday detention.
* At age 16, He started secondary school at Rosebud Secondary School, an all-boys school. He joined the Animal Rights club at his secondary school.
* At age 18, He got a driving license.
* At age 19, He was graduated from secondary school and then got an interview at Anttila & Sons for their Housekeeper opening and was hired for the position with a salary of €18,267.
* At age 26, He has been given a raise of 26.28%. His salary is now €23,068. He also participated in an auction for the fortepiano that Mozart once owned. The Leei's Relics sold the fortepiano that Mozart once owned to a billionaire. He participated in an auction for a set of Roman bone dice. Since he won the auction, he went clubbing at Jenni's Disco, multiple times, he also hooked up with many women as possible. He started drinking beer, after that someone at the bar argued with him after he spilled his drink. After that someone at the bar argued with him after he laughed at the way he was dancing. After that a go-go dancer started arguing with him after he laughed at the way she was dancing just like when someone at the bar started arguing with him. After that, he was arrested for assault and he hired Kinnunen & Saarinen to represent him in court, after that, he has been found not guilty for assault. After that, he got fired from his job as Housekeeper for Anttila & Sons after his co-workers reported that he was struggling with addictions.
* At age 27, 4 of his flings gave birth to 3 baby girls and 1 baby boy. All of them are named, Krista Nieminen, Pinja Nieminen, Fabiola Niemine and Joonatan Nieminen. The paternity test for his fling Karawek's baby boy named Nalle Orncong came back positive.
* At age 28, He got an interview at Mr. Blithe for their Worm Picker opening, after that, he was hired for the position of Worm Picker for Mr. Blithe with a salary of €19,470.
* At age 31, He bought an Akita named lida from the dog breeder. She cost €4,900. He changed her name to Molly.
* At age 33, His little sister, Krista, married Joonatan Saarinen, a 33-year old jeweler.
* At age 34, He has a new supervisor named Arttu Leinonen.
* At age 35, He bought a haunted craftsman home at 155 Ambrosia Ct for €189,036. He got attacked by Ebenezer the demon with a taser.
* At age 37, His little sister, Krista, was widowed after Joonatan Saarinen died.
* At age 42, His akita, Molly, passed from old age, as the years finally caught up to her.
* At age 46, He wanted to cure hay fever but still continues to suffer, he was cured of hay fever after that.
* At age 47, His co-worker, Siiri, hacked into his Spotify account and added some stupid songs to his best playlist.
* At age 50, His daughters, Pinja and Fabiola, moved out. Fabiola started a new position as Apprentice Trucker for Illumina Trucking & Services. He also got fired from his job as Worm Picker for Mr. Blithe. He was hired for the position of Janitor for Acoustic Health with a salary of €19,628
* At age 52, His friend, Santtu, died after suffering a stroke.
* At age 55, He encountered a wolf and decided to make it his pet. He named her Jasmin.
* At age 58, His mother died while sleeping and he planned her funeral and had her taxidermied. His little sister and him each inherited €2,112,942.
* At age 59, His wolf, Jasmin, was kidnapped and held for €130,000 ransom. He paid the ransom and secured her safe return. He also arranged a successful exorcism of Ebenezer the demon.
* At age 61, His wolf, Jasmin, died after having a surprise heart attack. He also began working harder in his job.
* At age 62, He got fired from his job as Janitor for Acoustic Health. He got an interview and was hired for the position of Busser for Veeti's Restaurant with a salary of €18,337.
* At age 65, He fully paid off the mortgage on his haunted craftsman home at 155 Ambrosia Ct.
* At age 76, He went on the Mediterranean diet.
* At age 90, His beagle, Konsta, died of Natural causes.
* At age 91, His friend, Samuel, died of complications from old age.
* At age 92, His little sister, Krista, died of complications from old age.
* At age 93, His son, Ville, died from complications associated with cancer of the bladder. He was also forced to retire from his job after being told that he is too old to keep doing this type of work. He called his supervisor a douchus maximus on his way out.
* At age 100, His son, Nalle, was widowed after Wilma Tuominen died. His son also died of complications from old age. He also prayed to the Bitlife devs.
* At age 101, His girlfriend, Hanna, died while sleeping.
* At age 103, His daughter and his friend, Fabiola and Eetu, died while sleeping.

## Death

Teemu Nieminen passed away at the age of 104. His funeral was attended by his girlfriend, Nina, and his three children, Pinja, Joonatan, and Linus.

A disciplined fellow, Teemu was hired as a restaurant worker and put in 31 hard years at Veeti's Restaurant. Clubbers at Jenni's Disco hold a moment of silence as they mourn his loss.

He had 7 children and 16 lovers.