Squidward's Suicide Alt Tape

Squidward's Suicide Alternative Tape Is Yet Another Version Of Squidward's Suicide

## Plot

The episode begins with a title card saying "Squidward's Suicide," and then the sandy titles read random names: "Director Dylan Grant; Storyboarded by Madison Richards; Executive Producer Trent Hindley, Assistant Producer Paul MacLoued; Animation Director Andrew Skinner." The production song "You're Nice" is playing in the background.

The happy bubble transition plays as normal, and we are given an aerial view of Conch Street. The production song "Aloha" is playing.

After a few seconds of this, the view changes to a closeup view of the houses. The screen is zooming in on Squidward's.

After a few seconds of zooming in, Squidward is shown playing his clarinet near his window. Spongebob can be heard laughing merrily outside. Squidward stops playing, and is shown looking out his window. He yells to Spongebob to knock it off as he has a concert to practice for that night. Spongebob says ok, and the screen goes red for two seconds. The bubbles pop up, and tons of fish are shown entering an auditorium. The scene soon changes to the inside of the aud, and the spotlights start moving on the stage. A voice introduces Squidward, and as he introduces him, Squidward can be seen looking afraid. The moment the voice says Squidward's name, the curtains open and he is standing there. He begins his performance.

This is where things start to seem off. Everyone starts booing Squidward, but they all have realistic red eyes as they boo him. Not real shots of eyes, but more real than even CGI. Even Spongebob was booing, very unlike him. Squidward stops performing, and says, "No wait, wait!", and everyone storms out of the aud. Squidward looks distressed, and the scene switches to Squidward sitting on the side of his bed looking depressed. There is absolutely no audio.

After thirty seconds, Squidward covers his face and starts sobbing softly. There is a faint noise in the background, it is the sound of a gale blowing through a forest. Another strange sound is a deep, odd laughter.

A single frame flashes over the screen. If one were to rewind it, the result is absolutely horrible. It is a real photo of a dead six year old boy, mangled and cut open and all.

Squidward continues sobbing, but uncovers his face. His eyes are realistic like the ones from earlier, and he is crying realistic blood. His sobbing is now full-on realistic crying. Squidward covers his eyes again, and is still crying a lot of blood. Suddenly, another frame pops up. This time a six year old girl is shown horribly disfigured and mutilated, and is, like the other kid, on pavement.

Squidward keeps his face covered a little more, and then goes quiet. Squidward is shown in what appears to be a realistic bedroom, in front of a window. His eyes are realistic again, and blood is running down his face. His cries are still legitimate crying, and the laughter and wind are keeping up. Squidward's distorted screams can be heard over the other audio. Over the course of about forty five seconds or so of this, five frames flash at regular intervals. They depict a sequence of a hand reaching into the boy's chest from the first photo, and then holding his eye. The eye even blinks for two the final two frames. At the end of the forty fve seconds, a deep, demonic voice says "DO IT." The scene reverts to the cartoon background, with Squidward on his bed. His eyes are realistic, dripping blood, and he has a realistic shotgun in his hands. He puts the gun to his mouth, and fires. The final scene is of Squidward's lifeless body lying on the bed, His brain exposed, one eye out of his head, and blood dripping from all of this, blood on the wall. Then the usual credits play, but the only names in them are Andrew Skinner and Leland Skinner. The credits are very slow. The final credit says "Are You Awake Yet?", and for one frame another line of text that reads "WAKE UP." The usual United Plankton and Nickelodeon Logo play, and the copyright year is 2005. Then the tape ends.

## Aftermath

The tape was found in 2017 and uploaded by a user named DiamondMinerStudios

-Reupload- Squidward's Suicide V.2