Duncan's Sugar Rush (Thomas & Friends Lost Episode)

Hey Mister mayor, my name is Ashley Spinelli. I'm a 9-year-old girl who is a member of Recess. I'm kind of starting to like 5th grade. What do I mean? Well, back in the day, 5th grade was a struggle for me in the first few days because you would graduate from that grade by the end of the school year. Well, I never graduated from that grade because ever since Recess was canceled, we've been stuck doing lessons about history and plenty of others.

Now I understand that history is one lesson you learn in school, but I've been learning about it every Wednesday and it's not hard. Enough with the chit-chat, let me discuss what happened to me recently so don't try la out of here. There's a lost episode of Thomas & Friends that was weird and funny. I never watched Thomas The Tank Engine in front of my parents cause there was a rumor about a limo being hit by a train years ago.

I've even heard from my friend TJ that his sister Becky turned into an engine after stealing the tape of the missing Thomas video. This all happened when I was walking down the street with my dog Duck Hunt because he needed some exercise and so did I.

Meanwhile, I heard the sound of something rumbling as if an earthquake was coming. It wasn't until I heard the sound of loud yawning. I turned around to see the empire state building with a face and some arms while singing about how to be not racist and plenty of others. I made it stop singing by giving it the middle finger and kept walking.

Later that evening, I came home feeling very tired. I wish I could tell you what I've done in the past hours but it's none of your business how I spend my life. The next morning, I received a knock on the door. I was greeted a visit by Mr. Badger claiming that we would be sneaking a videotape out of the studio where Thomas & Friends was filmed.

We managed to slip into the office when everyone else was gone due to the place being closed on Sundays under the guise that I’d forgotten my prized Sir Topham Hatt mug. Little did I know that I was about to discover something that would destroy the Thomas mythology and possibly explain the apocalypse theories related to Thomas & Friends that are swimming around the internet.

I smashed the camera on the way out and went back home. When I got back home, I turned my VHS player on and inserted the tape. I got some milk while the previews rolled and even a cheeseburger with a slice of chicken in the middle. The Thomas & Friends intro played as normal. The episode was called Duncan's Sugar Rush.

It started with Thomas who was riding on the rails with his coaches Annie and Clarabel on him. The narrator didn't sound like his USA acting or his UK acting, he sounded more like a german and Russian English person. This is what the narrator said:

"It was a beautiful day on the island of Sodor, and Thomas was taking some children to the seaside while dozing on some drugs."

That confused me because I've never seen any of the trains take drugs or eat any food. Then the narrator claimed that Thomas was going to visit Rheneas and Skarloey. He arrived at the place only to find Rheneas's driver drinking beer, and he saw Skarloey's driver eating a cheeseburger even though he was a vegan according to an ID that he showed. Thomas thought that was strange. Then Duncan came into the station and said ”I'm going to say the N-word”. It wasn't till Sir Topham Hatt showed up and hit him with a baseball bat telling Duncan to not be racist. Meanwhile, Thomas was puffing down Gordon's hill and saw Duncan again. For some reason, he was on a normal train track and he said, “Ay Thomas, want some Beer mate?” and Thomas said, “Sorry Duncan, I'm far too busy”. And Duncan said, “What the hell is wrong with tank engines?”. And then Duncan's driver gave him a sip of coca-cola while doing beer noises.

Then it shows the inside of Duncan's eyes as the mix of soda went into his brain. Duncan let out a loud happy scream and immediately puffed super fast down the track and he rushed by Thomas. Sir Topham Hatt said, "What was that?" Thomas then replied saying, "I don't know sir. Duncan might've gone into a sugar rush!"

Duncan went super fast until he crashed into a house with the stationmaster in it. His wife was super angry as she said, "You piece of shit! you killed our children!" And for some reason, the tape abruptly stopped there.

The video was useless anyway so it didn't matter. By now, VHS tapes have gotten over with and people have moved on to DVDs, streaming services, and other stuff. That's when something really bad happened the next day. I was playing some King of Fighters 13 on my PS3 until I heard a knock at my door. I know you're tired of the cliches but this is serious.

When I opened the door, I spotted what looked like north Korean soldiers as puppets. I tried asking them if I could help them with something until they grabbed a large bag and grabbed me in there. I was screaming like crazy asking for someone to help. I wish I could've called 911, but I left my cellphone in the house.

Then the North Korean puppets sent out a spray that put me to sleep. I woke up in a hospital noticing a man who looked like he worked for the government. He said, "Don't worry Spinelli! The only reason you're here is that Britt Allcroft claimed that a tape of a lost Thomas & Friends episode was stolen by you!"

I saw that the man had some assistants such as Richard Fatchurd, Remy The Rat, General Asquith, Vendetta, Scrooge, and Jon Arbuckle. They got some tools that are used for plastic surgery as Jefferson Davis gave me a shot that put me to sleep again.

While they gave me surgery, I had a dream where I was in a hot tub full of cheese sauce. I rubbed some cheese on me until I noticed that I was completely naked in the dream. When I got back up, I realized that I had become, A TRAIN! I looked a lot like Rheneas. And that's who I was.

I wish I never accepted the master plan with Mr. Badger. And now, I had to go to court for item theft. I was sentenced to spend a day in jail. Nobody ever talks to me anymore about my crimes. And it's all my fault!

The end.

## Gallery (WIP)

MeTJMy dog Duck HuntThe BuildingMr. BadgerThe North KoreansThe man who spoke to meRichard FatchurdRemyGeneral AsquithVendettaScroogeJon ArbuckleJefferson DavisMe as a train