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Count Dooku on a ball

Count Dooku has won several awards for "Most Handsome Man of the Year" (MHMY). He is one of the most famous models in the Suleiman Universe. He only achieves the power of unlimited and ultimate attractiveness through sitting on a ball. Without his ball he is not even half as sexy. This is why he uses his ball only in modeling competitions and events. In private he walks around without his ball and stays unnoticed by the public.

## The ball

Many have speculated what the ball is and if it even is a big ball. Some say it is an alien being and Dooku actually rides around on an animal, while others speculate that it could be his testicles, which are very big and can be removed. A small group of people are confident that the ball is just a machine-like sledge, but they are despised by almost everyone and laughed at for their ridiculous opinion.

## Quotes

> *"Brrrrmmmmm I am Count Dooku"*
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> *"Climb on my ball, m'lady."*
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Anti Berg joke committee

The anti-BERG joke committee is a small group of people constantly flaming against the BERG company which is famous for creating the legendary car of Buzzy! and also featuring him on their advertisements.

## History

The anti-Berg joke committee was founded by Alexander Hügel whos company HÜGEL is one of the main competitors to BERG on the toy car market. HÜGEL started the committee to get BERG a bad reputation but it grew very quickly and Alexander did not have the control over it anymore. The jokes got so out of hand that BERG doesn´t even get a Wiki article to this day.
Charly

Charly is the mascot of the Antifa in the Suleiman Universe and Bert Bextes best friends and companion.

## Origin

Charly used to be a normal ape in the Bielefelder Zoo but was one day freed by members of the Antifa since they saw Zoos as animal slavery and targeted all the Zoos. One of the members was Bert Bexte, a famous Antifa member who also was the one breaking Charlys cage with a Yanis Stock. A lot of the wild animals didnt know how to survive in the big city of Bielefeld and raged, causing the Antifa Zoo Crisis in Bielefeld in which many civilians died. But Charly joined the Antifa together with Bert and took part in the war against the Neo Nazis and became the mascot of the Antifa.

## Archnemesis

Charlys archnemesis is the Fascist Grandma who is the face of the Pro Holocaust group. He first encountered her on a mission in which the Antifa planned a suprise attack on a Pro Holocaust rally where she held a spe

ech about patriotism. When the Antifa members left their hiding spots and made their suprise attack on the neo nazis, Bert Bexte ran up stage to fight against Fascist Grandma. The battle was brutal and there were many casualties. Fascist Grandma almost even killed Bert when she threw him onto the ground and wanted to cut off his head with a sword but was stopped in a shock moment when Charly sticked up a banana up her asshole.

## Role as a mascot

To recruit more people for the Anti fascistic group, the Antifa had already made plans of using Charly as their mascot to lure innocent children into their ranks. The Antifa produced a whole TV show called "Unser Charly" about sharing what you have, helping out your friends and fighting the fascist scum.
Animals

Animals in the Scape vary greatly, from monsters to domestic beasts of burden. Each Region carries it's own wildlife that varies deeply.

## The Sunken Veil

### Blackberries

A small fish, with a dark colouration and bulbous grows upon their heads, they rise to the surface at night and sing.

## The Verdant Lands

### Masai

Large Beasts of burden that rise on two strong alabaster legs, leading to a body of feathers , with a long bony neck that ends in an alabaster face and beak, with dark pits for eyes. Known for high tempers in the undomesticated. Both used for riding and farm work.
Perro Negro

**Perro Negro** also known as **Rocky i**s one of Kikematamitos beloved pets. He appears in various videos of him and supports him with his fight against Rooster.

## Origin

Perro Negro was adopted by Kikematamitos way before he got Rooster, Harmless Cat, Unknown Cat and Tortuga. When the cats joined Kikematamitos Team, Perro Negro said nothing, but after the appereance of Rooster he tried to tell Kikematamitos to stop adopting animals. Rooster and Perro Negro hated each other, but they never fought. Perro Negro was way to loyal to Kikematamitos. After Rooster went mad Perro Negro helped Kikematamitos against Rooster.

## Trivia

* Perro negro is probably gay as shown in the video "Perro gay hace enojar a Rocky ¡Te voy a partir tu madre! 🐕"
Billy Biber

Billy Biber was one of the leaders of the canadian beaver army (CBA) in the Canadian Beaver War. He was known for being an angry and irritable little beaver, which most of the time slept on logs instead of talking about war strategies like the other commanders, but in the battle he was deadly. Billy killed every canadian soldier, that woke him up from his slumber in a rage and caused the Battle of the Dam on 27th July 2006, because his dam was accidently destroyed by canadian soldiers. On the 12th January 2008, he was one of the last soldiers standing on the battlefield, before he was hit by a tank missile. He has german roots and often swears in german.

## Quotes

> *"Finger weg von meinem Holz!"*
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Simon Bolivar

**Simón José Antonio de la Santísima Trinidad Bolívar Palacios y Blanco** or just **Simon Bolivar**was a historical figure, who lived from 1783 until 1830. He was a venezuelan leader and had a main role in the liberation of New Granada and Venezuela. After Kirito SAOs tragic death in a car accident, he was resurrected by Suleiman the magnificent, who at that time visited the national pantheon in Venezuela. Suleiman tried to transfer Kiritos Soul into Simon Bolivars body.

## Childhood

Simón Bolívar was born in a house in Caracas, Captaincy General of Venezuela, on 24 July 1783. His mother was María de la Concepción Palacios y Blanco, and his father was Colonel Don Juan Vicente Bolívar y Ponte. He had two older sisters and a brother: María Antonia, Juana, and Juan Vicente. Bolívar then entered the military academy of the Milicias de Aragua when he was fourteen.

## Resurrection

The legendariest of all shitposters Suleiman the magnificent possess a great amount of power. After his best friend Kirito, who got hit by a Porsche Panamera, died, he carried his soul in Kiritos Sword Elucidator. At Simon Bolivars grave in Venezuela he used a powerfull magic spell to transmit Kiritos soul into Simons dead body. But something went wrong.

## After the Resurrection

Because of Suleimans mistake, Kirito and Simon Bolivars Souls blended. Now Simon thinks he can free Venezuela by creating shitposts. He believes he died from poisoning. Suleiman told him that scientists found out that his death wasn't unnatural, but he won't accept it. Instead he tries to find his murderer.
Harmless cat

The harmless cat is a character only seen in the "Gallo violando gato" video uploaded by Kikematamitos in that the Angry Rooster returns to terrorize Kikematamitos for the last time. In the video, Harmless and unknown cat are getting attacked by the angry Rooster as the last try for revenge against Kikematamitos. In a bloody fight, Angry Rooster defeats both cats and manages to escape without getting caught.

## Origin

Harmless cat was adopted by Kikematamitos and since then one of his best friends.

## Relationships

* Harmless cat is one of Kikematamitos beloved cats
* Harmless cat is an enemy of Angry Rooster
Greetings in the Suleiman Universe

While most of the Suleiman Universe is part of the Shitpostian Empire, the culture in every country is different. This also involves the language and common phrases. Therefore many countrys have different greetings.

**The shitpostian Greetings:**

* The most used Greeting in the shitpostian Empire is "Afrob was geht ab?", to which the dialouge partner normally responds with "Hast du Bock?". The answer to this question is "Ja, klar." The dialouge ends with the first person saying "Komm wir rocken jetzt die Stadt!" or "Ich glaub die Leute ahnen schon." If you dont answer the questions, people may think that you are unpolite.
* In more rural parts of the shitpostian Empire "Heil Suleiman" is also very common.

**Kingdom of Sweden**

* In the Kingdom of Sweden you greet people with the phrase "Skrattar du, förlorar du". This sentence is mostly screamed, leading to the cliché that swedish people are very rough.

**Fledermausland**

* Most Fledermausians are very introverted and they dont greet random people. Close friends and relatives are greeted with a friendly "Das Wohnmobil hat Räder verdammt!".
Fragen

**Wer würde eher...?**

…eine Woche ohne Dusche auskommen? - Terrman, Stan, Ruvik, Lorcan, Adam, Max, Vince, Chris

…sich eher eine Glatze rasieren? - Tristan, Stan, Steve, Lorcan, Adam, Enzu, Vince, Chris

…ohne Unterwäsche raus gehen? - Terrance, Ricky, Ruvik, Lorcan, Azmodan, Enzu, Kieran, Zach

…sich die Haare grün färben? - Tristan, Stan, Steve, Lorcan, Azmodan, - , Kieran, Zach

…einen Kuchen verbrennen lassen? - Terrance, Ricky, Ruvik, Nicolai, Azmodan, Enzu, Kieran, Chris

…bei einem Film weinen? - Terrance, Ricky, Steve, - , Adam, Max, Vince, Zach

…eine Woche nicht in den Spiegel schauen können? - Terrance, Stan, Steve, Nicolai, Adam, Max, Vince, Chris

...ein romantisches Dinner vorbereiten? - Terrance, Stan, Steve, Nicolai, Azmodan, Max, Kierance, Chris

...den Geburtstag des anderen vergessen? - Terrance, Ricky, Steve, Nicolai, Azmodan, Enzu, Kieran, Zach
Ugandan Knuckle

The Ugandan Knuckles are a very rarely found species today, due to lots of people who used to kill them for fun. They were a very primitive civilization known for their weird language and purpose in life, every single one of them wants to find something called "da wae".

## Backstory

The Ugandan Knuckles were once a huge civilization with millions of them living together in a war with every other civilization that is not a Ugandan knuckle one. There were wars between blue Knuckles and red Knuckles, black Knuckles and demonic Knuckles, but at the end, the red/Ugandan Knuckle won all of them. They were once so many that they would have been able to take over the world, until the Knuckle hunting started, which wiped them almost completely from the map. Today they only live in Uganda, preparing for the case in which they will be attacked again.

## Insider explained

The Ugandan Knuckles meme was very popular early 2018 and was featured in almost every YouTube video by the time. Even characters like Simon or Yannis liked the meme at the time, what they later regretted. The meme is dead today, and everyone is annoyed by the people who are still using it. So the Shitpost Empire saw the opportunity and used them to shitpost even more, and making fun of the people still using the meme and the people who take it seriously at the same time.

It is also a good way to annoy SirEilhart.

## Appearances

* Basically every single Suleiman/Simon Bolivar video
* Basically every conversation with Marihan and Simon
* The Knuckle wars
Midna

**Midna** (born 5 January 1999) is a twili that lives in the Twilight Realm

Midny (Twin sister)

Midonna (Younger sister)

Midone (Younger sister)

Link (partner)

Princess Zelda (ally)

Resistance (allies)

Ancient Sages (allies)

Lana (friend)

Agitha (friend)

Darunia (friend)

Princess Ruto (friend)

Impa (friend)

Fi (friend)

Linkle (friend)

## Appearance

Midna appears as a small humanoid creature with a mask covering her head. She also has long yellow orange hair with a barrette near the end of it, presumably to keep in place. Her body has alternating dark markings which appear to be in a swirled shape, and her visible eye is yellow with an orange iris. Her face generally has more child-like proportions, with large eyes and a smaller nose and mouth. When the mask she wears is taken off, her head is revealed to have some brown thing on top, which may actually be a darker shade of her hair.

## History

Midna was born on 5th January 1998....

More coming soon.
SirEilhart

SirEilhart is a beautiful human, who likes "Game of Thrones", "Harry Potter" and "Naruto".

## Origin

SirEilhart moved from Winterfell to The mystierious lands of sand in 2015. He met Skalien and Kirito SAO, who at this time referred to themselves as Heiko Klinge and Johannes Rohe, at the infiltration of the "GameStar"-Headquarter.

## Trivia

* SirEilhart never talks. He always writes.
* SirEilhart is 15.
* His favourite alcoholic drinks is mojito, red wine and whiskey.
* SirEilhart is known for never being clear, as well as having a high diplomacy and intrigue levels

## Quotes

> "But I'm going to marry Prince Joffrey! I love him! And I want to be his queen and have his babies"
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> "If the Queen sees.. I can have Joffrey's children out!"
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> "Back to Winterfell, all what I ever wanted was to escape, to come her, to the capital [...]"
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Kirito SAO

**Kirito SAO** is a normal human. He likes anime and manga, thats why he refers to himself as an "otaku". His favourite anime is "Sword Art Online". In the world of the internet he calls himself "Kirito" like the protagonist of SAO. He met Skalien in a SymmonisLP-Fangroup. He is the co-founder of the shitpost universe.

## Origin

Kirito grew up in Hilden, one of the most populated cities in the Suleiman Universe. He has no brothers and sisters. His mother died when he was very young. At the age of eight he visited his first anime convention in Hilden. By that time he had only seen Pokémon. The convention was the first place, where Kirito felt really accepted. He met interesting people and came in touch with cosplay for the first time. He bought his sword "Elucidator" with 30 Euros he had stolen from his fathers pocket. Kirito started to accept the death of his mother and became happier by watching animes and meeting new people on conventions. He was very active in the "Sword Art Online" community. At the same time he started to watch a YouTube-Channel called "SymmonisLP", which was very popular at that time. Under one of their videos he wrote a funny comment, on which Skalien responded. They got to know each other very well and had long-running discussions about "Sword Art Online".

## Death

After Skaliens disappereance Kirito got used to his new life with suleiman the magnificent after a few weeks. He started to watch YouTube again and looked after new material for shitposts. Thats where he found a video called "Trading Gruppe", an advertisement for a WhatsApp group specialized on helping people with finances. Most of these groups are rip-offs and Kirito started to fight against the owners by making a song about them called "Porsche Panamera". The group didn't like it and they wanted to eliminate him. The assassination was succesfull. Kirito got hit by the Porsche Panamera the yelling turkish man drove. The man escaped after the hit and run.

## Resurrection

Kirito was resurrected by Suleiman the magnificent at Simon Bolivars grave in Venezuela. Suleiman used a powerfull magic spell to transmit Kiritos soul into Simon Bolivars dead body. But something went wrong and Kiritos and Simons Soul blended.

## Trivia

* Kiritos first video was a video about "Nerdscope" a show by Doktor Froid.
* One of his friends is Bert Bexte.
The Angry Rooster Saga

The Angry Rooster Saga describes the events that happened during the attacks on Kikematamitos and his friends done by Angry Rooster who was seeking revenge on Kikematamitos after they got into a fight.

## People involved

* Kikematamitos
* Angry Rooster
* Harmless cat
* Unknown cat
* (Perro Negro)
* (Kikematamitos wife)

## Events connected

1. Pollo enojado
2. Gallo Atacando un idiota
3. Gallo violando gato 🐈🐓

## Pictures

Here are some pictures uploaded all about the Angry Rooster Saga
Age of Empires III

Age of Empires III is one of the first games Skalien and Kirito SAO played together, which is a game about the wars of the new lands in the Suleiman Universe.

## Backstory

Age of Empires 3 was created by Ensemble Studios who wanted to make a game that plays in the times of the new lands in the Suleiman Universe.

## Insider

* The Süleyman insider was created while playing Age of Empires 3: Wars of Liberty.
* The Advanced hot Air balloon insider was created while playing Age of Empires 3: Wars of Liberty
* The priest army insider was created while creating an army of priests in Age of Empires 3: Wars of Liberty

## Important people who played the game

* Suleiman
* Yannis
* Allah
* LTrop
Suleiman the magnificent

Suleiman the magnificent ,,The Storyteller" is Sultan of the Shitpost-Empire and one of if not the best shitposter of all time. He is well known for posting YouTube videos in which he tells stories about different characters created by him and his ally Simon Bolivar (Kirito SAO).

## Origin

Suleiman the magnificent came into this world shortly after the disappearance of Skalien who was the first to create videos about the Suleiman Universe. Where exactly he came from and what his reasons were is not clear, all we know is that he is here to tell stories.

## Trivia

* Suleiman the magnificent is not to mistake with Sultan Süleyman who was leader of the Ottoman Empire
* Suleiman is very magnificent
* Suleiman is 7´feet tall
* Suleiman is very mysterious as he appeared out of nowhere and was before just known as a Myth.

## Pictures

   The picture was taken from the last video made by Skalien before his disappearance.

    The video was about Suleiman the magnificent being so hot and THICC that everyone just has to fall in love with him. For the video, the "You so fucking precious" Meme was used.

Picture was drawn by Suleiman who made fun of himself with this trashy representation.
Obi Biber

Obi Biber was one of the commanders of the Canadian Beaver Army (CBA) during the Canadian Beaver War. He was the mastermind behind most of the beaver attack stategies and one of the only beavers, that survived the lovecraftian attack on 12th January 2008. After his retirement from the army, he starred in many movies and television shows, building up a loyal fan base.

## Origin

Obi Biber was born in a small hillbilly family in Quebec. When he was 8 years old, he jerked off for the first time to the picture of a little girl. When his father found out what he did, he hit Obi Biber with a rod and strangled him. This did'nt stop Obi Biber from sexually assaulting a women with 14. It was widely known in the small town, that Obi Biber was a sex offender, still when he was 16 years old he raped a 15 year old girl after school. Although many knew about this, nobody spoke out about it or reported it, because they were too scared of Obi Biber. With 18 Obi Biber joined the beaver army and quickly worked his way to the top. He became one of the leaders and was involved in the planning of the beaver war. After surviving and planning most of the battles, Obi Biber retired early from his service and proceeded to go on television, as he was already known to be a war hero. Even though, girls have openly accused him of rape, as part of the #metoo-movement, Obi Biber kept a loyal fanbase and sometimes picks a girl in the crowd to take back home. And not all of them are adults...

## Quotes

> "*Mmmmmmh yeeees"*
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> "*Keep sucking, baby!"*
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> *"Get into my van"*
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Hilden

Hilden is with 24,183,300 people the most-populated city in the Suleiman Universe. The Mayor is Mrs. Birgit Alkenings, who took office in 2014. Many inhabitants are part of a special cult. They often meet on the marketplace to perform a strange dance called the Nerdie Hilden-Flashmob. The city is also known for a famous group of skaters called the "Wilden Hilden".
Kingdom of Sweden

The Kingdom of Sweden is an independent kingdom, that is not part of the shitpostian Empire. It is splitted in several states, but only one king rules. The current king of Sweden is Pewdiepie and the queens name is Marzia. Capital of Sweden is the beautiful "Rio de Janeiro". Sweden is known for its export of meatballs and the legendary show "Meme Review".

## Tradtions and values

* The most important value for swedish people is to respect whamen. Inhabitants who don't respect whamen are often treated badly by society.
* It is tradition for the swedish people to watch every "Meme Review". They are very proud of their show, although many foreigners criticise it for killing of memes very quick.
Essaere

Essaere is a witch living in the woods near Hilden. She appeared in many stories and fairy tales over centuries, although she is not a typical witch, more like a friendly succubus. Storys say that she is incredibly hot and always greets you with a friendly "Hey you up?". Many men are getting lost in the forest every year searching for her. Most theories say you will find her house, when you are brave, smart and good looking enough to prove yourself worthy of her love.

## History

The description of Essaere is very vague in most of the fairy tales about her, but all agree, that she is very pretty, loving and friendly. Men, who see her fall in love with her instantly and feel a very strong sexual desire. Therefore Essaere has created a magical barrier, that only allows men, who are brave, intelligent and pretty to see and enter her hut. Most fairy tailes have a man as the main protagonist, who indeed has all of these characteristics and lives his life together with her happily ever after. At least until they die. Some stories explain, that Essaere searches for a magic potion, to gift her husbands eternal life, but she hasn't found it yet and has to live with her burdon of having eternal life and seeing all her lovers die in front of her.

## Pilgrimage

Until this day, many men still travel to the forest in Hilden, searching for this incredibly hot woman. Most of them are really obsessed with stories about her and her whole personality. They believe they are the one to be brave, good looking and intelligent enough to enter her hut. The Hilden City Council (HCC) has forbidden those pilgrimages in 1976, because many people get lost in the forest or suicide in their desperation. The law hasn't changed much. In 2017 they still found over 160 dead bodys in the forest, which is low compared to numbers from 1970, a year in which 376 people died in the forest.
Отвечалка

**Отвечалка -**это объект, который отвечает на вопросы, которые вы ему задаёте.

## Таблица Вопросов и Ответов [Будет дополнение]

* "Что ты такое?" - Я Объект, который знает что нибудь, например то, что ты спросишь.
* "Кто я?" - Ты игрок, и это вполне очевидно.
* (СЕКРЕТНЫЙ) "Кто тебя создал?" - Меня создал Ротомдекс, и его друзья.
* "Как дела?" - Я не знаю. (Типичный ответ на вопрос, на который он не может ответить)
* "Что такое Монеты?" - Это игровая Валюта.

## Факты

* Иногда он проигрывает музыку.
* Один из немногих методов узнать место нахождение секретных предметов.
Gate

A view of Gate and some of its large and mysterious buildings. It is unknown what the purpose of these buildings have or once had.

## Summary

Gate is a planet that looks very much like Earth and has evidence of a city left behind. There are signs throughout the map that show messages, but all of them are corrupted, making them very difficult to read. You can find Zinc, Iron and Coal on Gate. It has two lifeforms - Boopigs and SECr-01s. It is the first planet new players explore after the tutorial is complete.

## Appearance

#### Surface

Gate is a planet that very closely resembles Earth, having enough resources to bear life. It shows major evidence of a past city, however little is known about this. It is covered with trees, grass, water, rocks, and many other things. Its surface is not smooth, having downward slopes to very tall mountains. It has several buildings that most likely once belonged to citizens of the long-gone city.

#### Mysterious Room

There is a cave that leads to a strange room. It has a few deactivated SECr-01s and a mysterious one of a kind biomatter in the middle of the room. It is unknown what biomatter this is, as clearly stated from the game, and as of right now no one is able to absorb it. Next to it, there is a sign that says CORE STATUS: EMERGENCY. Several signs like these can be found on Gate, however, all of them are corrupted, having error messages blocking out most of the text written down.

## Minerals, Life & More

On Gate you will only find Common and Abudant resources, excluding the one of a kind biomatter. These include:

* Zinc
* Iron
* Coal

There are two things that live on Gate, Boopigs and SECr-01s. Boopigs are harmless creatures that wander around aimlessly. They are a source of Hard-Fiber Wool. The best way to gather Hard-Fiber Wool is to scan their back, which come in groups of five. Another way is to simply kill them and see if they drop something, however, they do

not drop much, only around 0-2 Hard-Fiber Wool, making this the more difficult way to get it. SECr-01s, otherwise known as rogue androids, are hostile robots that will attack you once you are within a certain range of them. They shoot red beams out of their eye as a way of attack. There is a glitch where it will fling you out of the world if you get under it at a strange angle.

Gate is the first planet players are introduced to after the introduction, making it the "starting planet".
SCP: Secret Laboratory

SCP: Secret Laboratory was one of Kirito SAO and Skalien´s favorite games to play with each other. They loved the game´s dynamic gameplay and the SCP´s that later gave Kirito  nightmares. It was one of the last games Kirito  and Skalien played before they both disappeared.

## Gameplay

SCP: Secret Laboratory had a very nice main menu, and full servers not to play on.
Realtà 9

A beautiful view of Realtà 9's landscape.

## Summary

Realtà 9 has massive waterfalls along the map due to the layers. Most of the surface is covered in water and there are leaves attached to the ground throughout the entire map. There are two minerals, Crystal Coral and Pearls. You will find this scattered on the map. There are two organisms, Uraranhia Eel and the Sharapaima. Both drop Crystal Scales, while the Sharapaima can also drop Diamond Scales.

## Appearance

Realtà 9 is a planet that is completely covered in water. The surface is most likely made out of stone, and the map is structured layer by layer, opening up into the sky. There are 7 layers, the 4th one being much larger. It's large enough so that players cannot double jump to get to the next layer, so players will need to jump on a leaf and onto a ledge on the wall. It has many, many waterfalls due to the layers in the map. You can also find many leaves scattered throughout the map. These leaves are stable and often aid in a player getting to a new layer.

## Minerals, Life & More

#### Minerals

There are two minerals on Realtà 9, Crystal Coral and Pearls. They are both found scattered throughout the map. Crystal Coral takes the shape of a purple plant. It should be visible from above water. Pearl can be found both above ground and underwater. It looks like a normal rock but with white spheres, otherwise known as pearls.

#### Life

There are two lifeforms on Realtà 9, the Uraranhia Eel and the Sharapaima. The Uraranhia Eel is a red fish with orange lines along its body. It is a hostile creature, leaping into the air to confuse the player. They have a chance to drop Crystal Scales. Sharapaima's are a much larger version of the Uraranhia Eel, who are blue, dark red and grey. They are much bigger than a Uraranhia Eel and are also hostile. They do a lot of damage, killing a player in mere seconds if they are not careful. It does much more damage than a Uraranhia Eel. It spawns on the top layer of the map on one specific side unless lured down by another player. It has the potential to drop Diamond Scales and Crystal Scales. The Uraranhia Eel drops 60 XP while the Sharapaima drops around 200 XP.
Canadian Beaver War

The Canadian War (2006-2008) was a war between the beaver forces, lead by Obi Biber and Billy Biber, and the Canadian Forces, as the beavers tried to take over Canadas government. When Suleiman visited an alternate universe, he found out that the war was actually an H.P. Lovecraft monster there. He used this information to destroy the beavers by resurrecting H.P. Lovecraft, the only one who was able to defeat them.

## Battles

* 26th July 2006: Battle of Joonge
* 27th July 2006: Battle of the Dam
* 2nd February 2007: Attack on Fort Beaver
* 12th January 2008: Yukon Battle

## Famous soldiers

* Zeus (wardog that killed 120 beavers)
* Billy Biber
* Obi Biber
Gay

Many people think that "gay" is one of Yannis many popular quotes in which he will insult every person or event he does not approve of as homosexual. Gay was once just another word to describe homosexuals but was and is today still abused as an insult for no reason. Yannis is one of these primitive, sexist, homophobic cis boys who is using gay as an insult. But those are lies spread by members of the LGBT Community to let Yannis look even more like a Nazi.

## Backstory

Scientists are still not sure when Yannis used the word "gay" the first time as an insult but they are sure that he has invented it, which means that he never was homophobic. Many people think that it was the first word Yannis ever said, and other people think he invented it later in his life when he first talked to Marihan and did not know a word to express his hatred for him so he invented the word "gay" as an insult. Nowadays people have been manipulated so much that they think "gay" means homosexual which was proven wrong.

## Connected with other words Yannis uses

* Schwul (German for gay)
* Schwuchtel (German for faggot)
Minecraft Chicken Dance

The Minecraft Chicken Dance is one of the most common dances in the Suleiman Universe. It is used on many occasions, such as weddings, birthday partys and graduation balls. It was first performed by the famous Minecraft Chicken, a small chicken, who makes music and DJs. He invented the term "MC" ("Minecraft Chicken"), which was later used by many rappers.
H. P. Lovecraft

Howard Phillips Lovecraft is a lovecraft monster and an american horror author. He lived from 1890 to 1937 and created the Cthulhu Mythos. Although, he didn't know it, all of the monsters and other entities described in his novels became real. In a weird trance, back when he was a floating interstellar cloud, he created himself, thereby being the very first lovecraft monster. He also influenced and helped to create the extremely popular and beloved game "Heroes of the Lovecraft".

## Origin

Millions of years ago an interstellar cloud formed near jupiter, today known as Cloud L0v3cr4fT. After a few million years, the cloud had developed conscience, memory and a mind. This is when the cloud began to use a technique, called "Imagination" to materialize in form of a human being. As he didn't understand most of the humans, lovecraft became a racist. He lived most of his life in Providence with his cat "Niggercat". After a not very succesful life the entity called "Lovecraft" decided life as a human has become boring and commited suicide in 1937, not knowing, that it wouldn't materialize as a cloud after the death of it's human form.

## Resurrection

During the events of the Canadian Beaver War, Suleiman the Magnificent decided to travel to a parallel universe, in which the Canadian Beaver War was a lovecraft monster. He decided to resurrect Lovecraft, as he was the only one, who could help to defeat the beaver army. Lovecraft later joined Suleiman's hero team and learned to control the monsters, he once created.

## Quotes

> *"That is not dead, which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die."*
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> *"Fucking Nigger!"*
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Herr Kuchen

Herr Kuchen also known as "Fake Simon Bolivar" was columbian leader for a very short time, after overthrowing Simon Bolivar in a big putsch. He disguised himself as Simon Bolivar to trick the population. His reign ended after Simon Bolivar escaped from his prison and fought against Herr Kuchen with the Netherlands and Fake Spain / Portugal.

## Life

Herr Kuchen was born into a small family in Venezuela. The midwife said about Herr Kuchen after his birth, that he was "incredibly fat and hard to pull out". In his childhood Herr Kuchen was bullied and hated by everyone for his fat appereance and his small genitalia. He joined an revolutionary group, where he got accepted by the members and decided, that to hurt everyone who bullied him, he had to become leader of Great Columbia. In the putsch he defeated Simon Bolivar by sitting on and almost crushing him. His reign was brutal and hard and many people stopped believing in the man, who they thought was Simon Bolivar. But as the real Simon Bolivar showed up, many people were confused and decided to fight against Herr Kuchen. Many had noticed, that the Fake Simon Bolivar was too fat and became suspicious. The armys of the revolutionarys, the Netherlands and Fake Spain defeated Herr Kuchens Kuchenarmy in a glorious battle. Herr Kuchen was then penetrated with a skewer and cooked like a pigling.

## Quotes

> *"Give me* *food!"*
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> *"I like cake"*
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> *"Oink"*
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Глючная зона

**Глючная зона** - особая локация игры. Может появиться в любом месте мира с шансом 5%.

## Описание

#### Проход в глючную зону

После появления прохода игрок увидит надпись: "Глючная зона открывает портал!", и услышит шум, состоящий из случайного набора звуков разной высоты. Игрок не может обойти проход, но может подождать, и через некоторое время он исчезнет сам собой, а игрок сможет идти дальше, и получит Достижение "Ждун".

#### Глючная зона

Если игрок все же решит зайти в портал, то он телепортируется в большую комнату, в которой имеются случайные объекты из всех локаций игры. Все они постоянно глючат, изменяют цвет, а также у них могут пропадать и появляться отдельные части. Все надписи заменены случайным набором символов. Фоновая музыка также искажена. В этой локации можно застрять в текстурах, если поверхность земли исчезнет, и вновь появится.

#### Выход

Выход из глючной зоны находится в верхней точки мира, и до него можно добраться любым способом, дающим возможность полета, высоких прыжков или телепортации. После выхода из Глючной зоны игрок попадет в случайную точку на карте.

## Обитатели

В данной локации обитаю глючные версии всех врагов, встречающихся в игре.

## Предметы

Можно найти случайные предметы из любой локации (включая уникальные)

## Интересные факты

1. Это вторая локация, в которой появляются все враги игры, первая - Город "EXE"
The Pillars of Friendship

The "Pillars of Friendship" or "Six Pillars of Friendship" are one of the 8 wonders of the world in the Suleiman Universe. Every pillar stands for a different part of friendship:

1. Exploitation
2. Hate
3. Racism
4. Violence
5. Treason
6. Sexual Desire (Rape)

The houses symbolize comfort, protection and claustrophobia.

## History

The pillars were created by turkish tribes when settling at a nearby camp of indo-american people. Its not clear who gave the order to build them, but some say it was Suleiman himself, who, before his resurrection, was part of one of those tribes. The "Pillars of Friendship" became wonder of the world in 1730. The houses are all still completely preserved and can be visited by everyone with a tour guide.
Lil K. Rotten

Lil K. Rotten (Real name Shitmo Crazybood) is a famous emo rapper in the Suleiman Universe. He is the other personality of Karotten Kollwitz. Although critics often call his music "shallow" and "soulless" he still has a good amount of supporters around him.

## Story

Lil K. Rotten is the incarnation of emo rap in the Suleiman Universe. With a few more other artists K. managed to let the music industry take the emo rap scene seriously and boomed very quick. With his hits "Simsimillia Disstrack" and "He said I am gay" he gained a lot of popularity. He also was one of the first rappers ever to text about smoking coffee and injecting bread into his veins.

## Good Shit Train Gang

Lil K. Rotten is part of the Mumble Rap Gang found by Youngi$ and Lil Moms who are a collective of what they call the "good shit train rapper" who collaborate and support each other. In the collective, he took part in the beef against SimSimillia in which the whole gang made a diss track against the famous rapper which got them a lot more popular.

## Famous songs

* Simsimillia Disstrack
* He said I am gay
Karotten-Kollwitz

Gustaf Skarsgård (Karotten-Kollwitz) is one of the many famous rappers in the Suleiman Universe. He is schizophrenic and also known by the name Lil K. Rotten, who is his other personality.

## Influence

Karotten Kollwitz has been a huge influence on Sulei-Rap . He tried finding his own place in the early days of the boom bap beat ruled Suleirap and proofed himself with songs like "Blockflötenflow" and "Der Shogun 2" as one of the OGs. Karotten Kollwitz also stayed out of most beefs that accured at the end of oldschool Suleirap and even said that Suleirappers shouldnt beef but work together. Nowdays he is a respected member of Sulei-Rap with rare releases from time to time.

## Songs

* OldMcYbrei Skit
* Der Shogun 2
* Blockflötenflow

## Projects

* Kartottenbrei
* Ybrei
Maurice Weber

**Maurice Weber** is scribbler at the GameStar. He owns the title "Knight". His main interest is the history of propaganda. He wrote a famous book named "Maurices Strategikon". In the book he describes how effective different times of propaganda were over the time.

## Origin

Maurice Weber, formerly known as Flavius Mauricius Tiberius Augustus, was born 539 in Arabissos. In his lifetime he became byzantine emperor. He fought against the sassanid persians. Maurice was murdered on 27 November 602. Maurice Weber is the name of his reincarnation. While working at the GameStar he learned much about the modern time. Nobody knows that he once was a famous emperor.

## Trivia

* Maurice tries to hide the fact he lived in the medieval age, but he still uses many old words.
* Maurice has just a few friends at the GameStar, because most of the journalist think he is weird.
* Maurice calls his friend Johannes Rohe "Friedbert". The reason is unknown.

## Quotes

*"Du bist ein Arsch, Friedbert! Das soll dir mal gesagt werden!" ("You are an ass Friedbert! Someone should tell you that!")*

*"Zur Schlachtbank, bitte! Zur Schlachtbank!" ("To the slaughtering block, please! To the slaughtering block!")*
Unknown cat

The unknown cat is a character only seen in the "Gallo violando gato" video uploaded by Kikematamitos in that the Angry Rooster returns to terrorize Kikematamitos for the last time. In the video Unknown and harmless cat are getting attacked by the angry Rooster as the last try for revenge against Kikematamitos in which he tries to defend himself but fails and gets killed.

## Origin

Unknown cat was adopted by Kikematamitos and since then one of his best friends.

## Trivia

* Unknown cat is one of Kikematamitos cats
* Unknown cat gets killed by Angry Rooster
Durararararararararararara!

"Durararararararararararara!" is a light novel series created by Ryōgo Barmherzigo Samarita. It was received mostly negative by critics, but gathered a big following of fans. One of the reasons why the show resonated with fans so well were the countless fridges and vending machines, thrown around by characters. One of the most famous fans of the anime is Nimongo.
Manifests

## Description

Manifests are small (1 foot tall) sprite like beings that carry animal features within them, and can warp their flesh to look like the creature they manifest.They are highly sociopathic and view interactions as manipulations rather than matters of trust.

The Bodies they can warp will bring them to standard human size, even the smallest fly can turn into a 5 foot form, creatures such as frogs can turn to 13 feet.

## Manifestations

Which Animals Manifests may turn into is a highly important piece of their culture, it controls their magic, their status, and their name. There are a few common catagories of Manifest.

### Bird

Birds are the highest ranking Manifests, with exemplary fleshsmithing powers, being able to form others to their will, and possessing great flight. Such Birds Include, Sparrows, Hummingbirds, Crows and Robins.

### Rodent

Rodents are respected craftsmen, able to create buildings and rework old ruins to their desires, increasing their own strength to work with precision. Such Rodents Include, Mice, Chinchillas, Minks and Squirrels.

### Insect

Insects are the most common kind of Manifest, they frequently possess additional limbs and are noted for their stealth. Such Insects Include, Butterflies, Fireflies, Beetles and Flies.

### Frog

Frogs are the lowest tier in Manifest society, regarded as savages and brutes, they have been exiled to rivers and bogs. They have poison abilities. They need not strictly be a frog, For instance, Toads and Salamanders.

### Turtle

See the Turtles Page. They are quickly converted at Birth.
Мощб Катаринуса

Мощь Катаринуса - сила, которой обладает Катаринус.

Позволяет пользователю (Катаринусу потому, что он единственный пользователь) призывать скелетов с оружием. Они сильны и смелы, но ОЧЕНЬ глупы. Но они понимают что Пользователя не надо атаковать, а защищать.

## Интересные факты

* Эта способность Катаринуса и никого другого.
* Скелеты защищают союзников.

## Побочный эффект

Наносит врагам 50 урона при создании скелетов в радиусе 4 м.
Садисты

**Садисты**-группа которая живет в Исла-де Муэрете раньше жили в шахтах на рудниках.

## Описание

Также у группы есть свой лидер клевый чувак который возглавляет ее. В начале эту группу хотел уничтожить секта но передумали также это группа относится к секте. Очень малая группа в секте она стоит на самом последнем месте и клевый чувак создал ее чтобы увидеть остров Исла-де Муэрете. Это группа носит ветки на голове поэтому им нельзя купаться. Заместитель этой группы Джери Бели.
Амиго

**Амиго (англ. Amigo)** - Босс Города "EXE"

## Внешность

Внешне это большая зелёная буква "А" с ртом и красными глазами с коричневыми сапогами.

## Атаки

### 1 стадия

"Хватай Вирус!" Хлопает 3 раза, урон от хлопка 15 хп.

"МЕЙЛ" появляются 3-5 шарика Мейл и они летят в игрока, урон от шара 10 хп.

### 2 стадия

(все перечисленные атаки выше)

"ОдноКЛАССники" появляются 3-5 шарика Одноклассников и они летят в игрока, урон от шара 25 хп

"ВТанке" появляются 3-5 шарика ВК и они летят в игрока, урон от шара 50 хп

(особая) "Скачать Мейл, Одноклассники и ВК без Регистрации, СМС, ММС, Вирусов и троянов!" Все перечисленные атаки выше. Использует через 5 атак в 2 стадии.

## Описание

**ООО! Ты не убрал галочку, ну ты мне помог! Я рад!**

## Интересные факты

* Чтобы перейти на 2 стадию надо нанести урон в 625.
Гийгас

**Гийгас** - инопланетное чудовище, которое пугает внешним видом очень сильно. Обитает в Stardust Speedway Zone. Я вляется боссом

# Внешний вид, описание

Это простое искажённое лицо. Простое чёрно-красное лицо. Ничем больше мы можем вас осведомить о внешнем виде этого монстра

# Атаки

"Вы не можете понять истинной формы атаки Гийгаса" - Снимает случайное количество ХП.
Ор Локация Рун

### Места

Встречающая комната, Орущая комната, Комната призыва Орун Прайм Кинга, Финальная комната Орунов

## Соседние локации

### След. локация

ПОСЛЕДНЯЯ!!!LOLакция пути МК

**Ор Локация Рун** - 4 и предпоследняя локация на пути МК. Здесь всё время издаётся ор. Для попадания в последнюю локацию пути МК надо убить Орун Прайм Кинга.

## Описание

Локация, выглядящая как несколько комнат с дверьми, идущими друг за другом. Комнат всего четыре. В первой комнате появляются Оруны и Оровьи. Во второй, орущей комнате всё время раздаётся громкий ор и появляются Оруны, Оровьи и Дельтарун. Для того чтобы войти в следующею комнату, надо поговорить с Дельтаруном и он даст вам Ключ от Следующей Двери, Который Орёт. В следующей комнате можно найти орущего торговца и алтарь призыва Оруна Прайма Кинга. После убийста его выпадает Орущий кристалл, который используется для открытия двери в финальную комнату. Там находится сундук с 300 монетами, 6 верёвками и Изумрудом, а также там появляются Оруны. Потом вы проходите через дверь в последнюю локацию пути МК.

## Обитатели

Оруны - создания, выглядящие как красные лица лягушек со ртом человека. Враги.

Оровьи - оруны с шестью синими ногами. Враги.

Дельтарун - NPS из третьей комнаты. Сниму надо поговорить, чтобы пройти в следующую комнату.

Орун Прайм Кинг - босс этой локации. Без убийства его вы не сможете попасть в финальную комнату.

Орущий Торговец - торговец из комнаты призыва Орун Прайм Кинга. Он нужен для призыва Оруна Прайм Кинга.
Station 003

A view of Station 003 and a mysterious station in the middle.

## Summary

Station 003 is an abandoned station. The map is mainly floating rocks, but there are some man-made objects. For example, there is a large centre structure with some sort of core. Station 003 is a PvP area, meaning players can fight each other. You can find Copper, Permafrost and Quartz. There are currently no lifeforms on Station 003.

## Appearance

The game's description reads that Station 003 is an abandoned station of alien origin. This station is made out of several floating rocks and large man-made objects. It is unknown what this base may have once served for, however, in the large middle piece of Station 003 there is a core. Right next to it is a billboard that says "STATUS: 2.3657% Remaining" This is most likely talking about the core in the centre, which resembles a totem with blue lining. The centrepiece may be a transmitter of some sort. There are also several other man-made rooms like this, for example, one where you can find lots of Permafrost and a bit of Quartz. Any doors are completely covered in rust, meaning it was not abandoned recently.

Players can fight in this map, however, it usually does not damage anyone. It is possible to fall into the void, and so one should be cautious when leaping around the map. It has slightly less gravity, but it is not a huge difference.

## Minerals, Life & More

#### Minerals

Station 003 has three minerals, which are:

* Copper
* Permafrost
* Quartz

Although these are useful minerals, Station 003 is not usually taken advantage of (especially from the large amount of Permafrost). You will find Copper and Permafrost throughout the entire map, while Quartz is usually inside a building.

#### Life

There is no life on here, making players the only thing roaming the area. Apparently, the station was "abandoned", meaning long ago there were indeed lifeforms on Station 003.