Sbeve

Sbeve is uhh.. sbeve. He talked about making eggs in his microwave once and was then dubbed “Shamonella”, a mix between the words “shame” and “salmonella”, which he was told he’d get if he didn’t stop making his eggs in the microwave. The reason he is called Sbeve, as opposed to Steve, is because there is another Steve already, aka three.

## Sbeve

### Aliases

Steve, Yaoi Hands Steve, Sbren Sbeve, Shame, Shamonella, Dr. Steve, P.H.D., stickman-soup-consumer, broken.crochet.needles, Embodiment of the Scarlet Dummy, sporkhead

## Physical description

### Height

5’3” but lately he’s been wishing he was 5’5”

## More reasons for his names

Shame I think originated from when he randomly said “pee”, thinking it was funny. Either that or he was just sent to the hall of shame. His original name, Yaoi Hands Steve, comes from a stick figure he drew back in August of 2020, just a few hours before he made his discord account. You have to ask him about all his usernames because he doesn’t feel like explaining them right now. However he will explain his Pinterest name, Embodiment of the Scarlet Dummy. You see, he’s a big fan of the touhou project and is also aware that he is very stupid, so he thought to himself “what could be a touhou reference but also something about me?” And then that username idea came up.

Sbeve will now explain the rest of his usernames and other names.

Sporkhead was his attempt at coming up with an interesting sounding youtube channel name, and broken.crochet.needles exists because he desperately needed a new tiktok username, as his previous one was artsyweeb\_69. Dr. Steve, P.H.D. comes from this one time where he figured out how to get rid of those sharp pains in your chest that happen at random, and he said all you needed to do was press somewhere near your ribcage where it hurt, and then received the name right after saying this. Someone (he cant remember who) pushed on their ribs and it is said that they broke a rib, so he received a warning for "medical malpractice" as if he didn't specify to press near the ribs, not on them. >:( /nm

Anyway, stickman-soup-consumer is from the day Sbeve made his tumblr account and couldnt think of a username so he just thought of whatever came to mind and went "yeah this is a good one". Sbren Sbeve is just the elongated version of his nickname, which shouldn't need much explaining, however if you arent sure as to why it was specifically sbren sbeve, its basically from this one image that went something like (s)he's (br)ok(en) because (s)he (be)lie(ve)d, where the whole thing reads "she's broken because she believed". If you were to read it without the ketters in prenthesis, it would say "he's ok because he lied", and if you read exclusively the letters in parenthesis, it reads "sbren sbeve". The image was originally supposed to be one of those "deep" posts but it got joked about for the "sbren sbeve" part, and don't worry, this happens to just about any post that is supposed to be "deep". Maybe not in the same way, but it happens.

## Fun facts

- he likes to draw

- he joined the container on July 2nd, 2021

- he used to be afraid of loud noises and had nightmares consisting of screaming noises he couldn’t get rid of, one of which being where he laid on the floor, unable to move as a plush version of flounder from the little mermaid approached him and emitted a demonic shreik directly in his ear. He remembers this nightmare very well and hates it.

- he used to really like dinosaurs

- his full set of pronouns is he/they/it/two

- he has three annoying younger siblings (if any of them see this no you didn’t)

- he has a Minecraft house that he built in survival mode that he is very proud of

- he kins three camellia songs, which you may think makes no sense but it makes sense to him and should to you /hj

- he is blonde, which is also an insult that has been used against him because sometimes he is very stupid.

- he used to collect shopkins, and had around 700 in his collection

- he is mediocre at rhythm games

- he plays the violin and tries to teach himself how to play any instrument he can get his hands on.

- he really wants a kazoo but he is not allowed to have one. This isn’t a container thing he just isn’t allowed to in general.

- speaking of which he’s also not allowed to use steam. You know, the game thing.

- he wants to one day be an animation meme YouTuber who gets popular and gets noticed in comment sections. Either that or he wants to be a musician. He can’t decide.

- he really likes the character Mystery Burns from doll eye, maybe a little too much. /hj

- he has a plush chicken with black feathers that he named Dr. Sunshine, which was originally intended to just be a reference to the song Dr. Sunshine Is Dead, however if you think about it, it's also a reference to Will Wood's zine, the Prescription, (to his knowledge there is a character of the same name) and also He'll Use Me For His Needle Show by A Verbal Equinox.