King nonsense

“I am the king of this place, not you, or anyone else. **Now bow to your ruler….** Pfffffhahahhahahehhehehahahah just joking with you, do whatever the hell you want. This place is nonsense afterall! Go crazy! Destroy whatever i can just set it back to normal**” -nonsense talking to a random in the undertale nonsense wiki**

## **Backstory  “Ya little shits don’t need it but here you go!” -king nonsense**

King nonsense was made by a.m (ascended meep) as a fun side project to be the king of the undertale nonsense wiki, they don’t rule with a iron fist taking a more layed back approach simply watching and intervening when he needs to, he sees this place as necessary but has been conditioned by ascended meep to hate the creators/authors though he does not know why “after all! They made this wonderful place with creations of nonsensical joy!” as he has said before.

## **Personality**

Oh where to start with this guy, he usually jokes about being a dictator when in reality he doesn’t care about what people do in their free time and usually is friendly to all the characters of the undertale nonsense wiki, think of him as more of a man of the people instead of a king, they listen to others but also are respected for their title by some but others just mock him which he can understand, he is also capable of having sporadic bursts of nonsensical tendencies

## **Appearance “pretty dapper if i say so myself!” -king nonsense**

They have multiple forms but usually take the form of a white human male with a handlebar mustache and black closed trench coat and bow-tie with their cane beside them at all times (this cane is capable of taking multiple forms of different canes) along with (usually) a top hat

## **Powers “now HERE'S my bread and butter!” -king nonsense**

King nonsense has a massive amount of powers which will be shared more the longer he stays here, “stay tuned” -king nonsense

### **Cane of nonsense**

This is a cane that is able to literally ANYTHING ya want some ice cream it can come out of the bottom, you want to insta kill the ism? It can do that, emperor of memekind gets turned into a rickroll, yeah that can happen, literally anything you and everyone else can think of it can do. King nonsense is also able to summon and recall this came from any place with when it is recalled the place it one was turns into cotton candy

### **Nonsense field**

This is a 100 meter field around king nonsense that can be activated, when it is activated it is able to make all logic nonexistent with any attack that enters the field being able to get turned into anything, makes it so the attack actually heals king nonsense, all bypasses to this simply won’t work because bypasses are logical in some sense and when inside the field logic gets messed up into wackiness, resistances won’t work because that requires logic, basically as soon as you or an attack enter this field you/it is gonna have a bad time to the point that you can be turned into cotton candy when going into it (fun fact this field makes it look like multiples of a person are behind them)

### **KING card**

This is a card king nonsense keeps in his coat at all times and when pulled out and shown to any op, jokingly op, meme-like, etc entities have to obey him or risk utter annihilation, though none to op beings (example would be simple universal beings like error) will be free from this control “see being not op has its advantages!” -king nonsense

### **King of the nonsensical**

King has rule over pretty much all beings in the undertale nonsense wiki as their pretty much ruler he is able to command all laughably op beings (examples would be papyrus shaggy, generic op sans, ism, gary su, etc, etc)

### **ONE PUNCH**

King nonsense does not like hand to hand combat to much so to avoid this he developed this adapting technique simply called ONE PUNCH, similar to saitama he just able to kill anything with a single punch, the punch is so hard that once used the nonsense wiki will gain cracks or any other wiki that king nonsense is in when it is used.

### **Projectile spam**

He is able to spam all of the projectiles of every type of entitiy in the nonsense wiki, they are able to send out around **INSERT MEEPS NUMBER(WHOLE) HERE** per **insert the smallest percentage ever made and make it adaptive** seconds. So yeah they can SPAM like a mother fucker

### **SANSATIONAL MANIPULATION**

Any sans like entity is able to be controlled and manipulated by king nonsense as this place is a place for op sans and king nonsense is the king of it, seems only fitting “TO MUCH LOGIC! MAKE IT DUMBER NOW!” -king nonsense ok, he has control of all sans’s cause whwdfjtty wnotoret

### **Object of memes and jokes**

King nonsense is seen as the original holder of all meme abilities giving him access to all meme/joke powers and joke characters entire arsenal with them being just as powerful as the original entities power

### **Logic manipulation**

King nonsense is able to manipulate all logic making it so everything can go to chaos, you want barf to be rainbows? Bam done, you want north to be south on planets? There you go god sir! Want to be able to have planets that have no gravity? DONE, this affects everyone and cannot be bypassed or have a resistance to it as logic has no true meaning to king nonsense, it is simply just rules that are meant to be shredded into pieces for him.

### **Ctrl c ctrl v**

Simple copy and pastes anything king nonsense was including himself, other entities, metaverses, ect, even attacks. They are able to do this at **insert meeps number(whole) here** light megaannums (how long light travels in a million years) per 0. **Insert meeps number(whole) number of zeros** 1 seconds

### **groovy**

King nonsense is able to emmit a sound from their body that triggers a response in all op entities or entities in the nonsense wiki that hear it forcing them into a unstoppable vibe, king nonsense usually uses this to make the best parties in the nonsense wiki

### **Mobile mansion**

King nonsense is able to make a mansion of any size with anything that he wants with it appear for maximum spontaneous parties, this is probably his least op ability

### **Dj of doom**

King nonsense is able to send pulses of sound out of his hand that are strong enough to easily shake the nonsense wiki and crack it if he gets a good tune on it

### **Amped Microphone**

King nonsense made a copy of bf’s microphone from fnf that gives king nonsense the ability of a main character along with absolute plot armor that isn’t able to be taken away, this microphone is also loud enough so the entire nonsense wiki is able to hear it so king nonsense usually uses it to announce things like his parties or something he is going to do.

### **I CALLED IT!**

This is an ability that shapes the fate of everything, if king nonsense says this will happen it will then happen with king nonsense saying “I CALLED IT!” and get ridiculously more powerful

### **Made with memeatic**

He is able to yoink any memes from memeatic and use it to obliterate opponents

### **BOO**

He is able to scare the ever loving crap out of someone with them gets so scared their brain and mind breaks down into basically a vegetable.

### **Mt (meme dt)**

This is a special type of joke dt that makes it so that entities with this have the ability to reset the whole nonsense wiki with the push of the reset button along with being able to mold the nonsense wiki and characters in it.

### **Plot control**

They are able to control the plot of everything known and unknown along with things undefined along being able to control the plot of the whole of the undertale nonsense wiki (aside from ascended meep and beings like him)

### **Advanced fandom plague**

This is a form of fandom plague: the ability to be unknown in true strength so the entity can technically be stronger than all other creations so the entity can mess with other creations. King nonsense has a upgraded version of this that instantly beat the normal fandom plague along with other things, fun fact this is the second strongest version of fandom -lauge and will stay that way till king nonsense probably gets kicked off the wiki “of course” -king nonsense

### **Insert manipulation here**

He has all types of manipulation ability no matter how small or large they are.

### **Literal nonsense**

the power to have nothing make sense or work even if it has a resistance or a bypass, all things will be twisted and turned to the point of either absolute god damn op-ness or able to turn ice cream into the same type of ice-cream, literally nothing will make sense making nothing able to stop it from working since no logic can possible try to stop it even with other nonsensical powers

### **absolute-meta ultra omega apex omni hyper godlike deity omega-nill ancient god-plex omni-plex high highest shaggy ultra instinct mode to the^insert MEEPS number(whole) here**

...... do i honestly need to explain? be basically just gains a massive fucking power up being able to dodge everything even instant action abilities cause why not along with being able to destroy all of godmodes with -^insert meeps number(part 2) of his power

### **nonsense stand**

this is a stand king nonsense has that is a fusion of all op characters i fiction beside ascended meep and beings similar to his power, this is pretty much the most powerful stand and has one ability

* erase that!: as soon as this is said this erases it no questions asked capish?

### **op summoner**

he is able to summon all op entities to do his bidding "BUT I WON'T DO THAT CAUSE IT'S A DICK MOVE!" -king nonsense

### **full exodia**

"i am able to win all interacts because I HAVE AL THE PEICES OF EXODIA!" -king nonsense playing against normal MEEP in a game of Yugio

### **string beans**

Just normal string beans, need more questions?

### **kings gauntlet**

this is a gauntlet that is made out of KING cards that is basically the scariest thing in the nonsense wiki as it is capable of controlling almost everyone in it but you require the 6 power cheerios to do so which have been eaten by the cheerio lords of the nonsense wiki.

### **Nonsense arsenal**

*"AHAHAHAHHA I HAVE YOUR ABILITIES BITCH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW????? Except I don't because that's considered stealing" -**King Nonsense himself***

King Nonsense has all the nonsensical abilities existing on this wiki, meaning that, whatever op abilities you can think of, King Nonsense already has those. In fact, the moment I am writing this, he already has your character's nonsensically overpowered powers. However, despite this being an arsenal type ability, he can give back the ~~stolen~~ accessed abilities to that said character. Why? Because this is the nonsense wiki, everyone is free here.

### **ghost rider skulls**

These are skulls that are similar to ghost riders skull that burn with the deepest pits of hell at a temperature of MEEPS NUMBER(WHOLE) along with it being able to burn through any op abilities

### **lit**

BURN BABY BURNNN, instantly turns someone into normal flames along with being able to turn any attack into still flames that fizzle out.

### **the paradoxal**

any entities with a paradox in them are capable of being absolutely obliterated instantly when near king nonsense.

### **bender of fate**

king nonsense is capable of bending the fate of everything in the nonsense wiki aside from ascended meep and entities of similar power to them

### **page ignorance**

Similar to Shaggy Papyrus and Transcendent Infinity Destruction 404, he is able to not listen to the rules set by any page by abilities basically being able to ignore all abilities with them either not effecting him or just passing right through him

### **court jester**

he is a master manipulator and can entertain anyone very easily, once they gain someone's trust with a simple flick of a wrist that person can die.

## **Relationships**

### **Ascended meep (creator)**

Ascended meep is the creator of king nonsense but king nonsense has been shown to give ascended meep a run for his money when fighting though ascended meep ends up always winning along with them and ascended meep having a error 404 to king multiverse like relationship

### **All beings in the wiki (friends)**

King nonsense sees all beings in the wiki as his friends and loves talking to them all even the ones that want to rip his guts out. Except there is one.

### **COCK (...why?)**

King nonsense asks why this page was created but never got a answer, now he is for some reason weirded out by it so much he wants to stay as far away from it as possible “don’t let it near me” -king nonsense