TDAS Episode 5: Moon Madness

Chris: previous episode of Total Drama, the cast had a pancake eating challenge, and it was brutual, Cody was the lucky one to go home who will go home tonight on Total Drama All-Stars!

Heroes cabin

Tundra: why did he have Jared go to the Villains?

Austin: beats me

Mal: were down to 4 how is this fair

Blizzard: I have to deal with you guys

Austin: oh be quiet for once Blizzard

Blizzard: why should I?

Tundra: your annoying number 1 number 2 your annoying and 3 your annoying!

Mike breathes and collapses

Austin: are you okay buddy

Mike: huh, yeah I'm fine

Tundra: you sure

Mike: where is the rest of our team

Blizzard: Cody is gone and Jared switched, don't you remember

Mike: uh yeah

Inside Mike's head, Mal is chained up

Mal: what the

Vito: hey your chained up now

Mal: HOW!

Svetlanta: we helped Mike

Manitoba: yeah

Mal: YOU WILL ALL PAY!

Villains in the hotel

Jared: this is nice I guess, but I'm not a villain

Scott: to bad you are now

Ryan: haha yeah

Doty: they only have four players this is simple

Rocky: I don't belong here

Scott: don't complain were eating like champions

He eats a piece of bacon

Jared: he does have a point Rocky

Brutus walks out

Brutus: I had a awesome sleep

He takes Ryan's orange juice

Ryan: HEY THATS MINE!

Brutus: mine now

Rocky: this is disgusting

Doty dumps water on Rocky's head

Rocky: DUDE YOU ARE SO DEAD

Brutus: woah Rocky, very villain

Rocky: um no please, not me

Jared: oh boy

Chris: challenge time campers meet in the forest

The sky turns black

Brutus: that is odd

Chris: todays challenge is going to be fun

The moon turns blue

Mike: um is that normal

Chris: watch this

The moon shoots blue auras out and the wild life turns evil

Mike breathes

Mal: this blue harvest moon has brought me back

Blizzard: what Mike?

(Mal coughs)

Mal: oh nothing Blizzard

Chris: today you must take these maps and find your treasure, and race back to the campground, first team is safe and the other, well your voting someone out

Rocky: oh brother

Brutus: quiet you

Chris: GO!

He throws them their maps

Austin: seems like we need to go this way

Chris: AND WAIT!

They stop

He throws them rope

Mal: this is for?

Chris: tie you're selves together

Blizzard: NO!

Mal: Blizzard tie yourself to me so you will be fine

Blizzard: uh thanks Mike

Austin;: this way!

They start running

Scott: what way doofus

Ryan: this way

They start running

Austin: LOOKOUT!

A squirrel jumps on Mal and starts clawing his face

Mal: GET IT OFF

He grabs the squirrel and growls and the squirrel wimpers and runs

Blizzard: woah

Tundra: nice Mike

Austin: guys this way!

Back to the villains

Jared: guys look GIANT GATOR!

Rocky: were officially dead

Chris: but are you?

Brutus: GET OUT OF HERE

He jumps on the gator and punches it in the head

Ryan: GUYS MOVE!

He pushes them

Back to the heroes

They are running towards the x

Austin: were almost there

Mal: hey Blizzard

Blizzard: what Mike

He stops and Blizzard trips over him

Blizzard: DUDE!

Mal grabs Blizzard

Mal: AND ITS MAL BY THE WAY, STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR YOUR DEAD

Blizzard: message delivered

Tundra: LETS GO GUYS!

Austin: here it is

He starts digging

Austin: look a chest

He opens it

Tundra: another map

Blizzard: uh Tundra

Tundra: what

Blizzard: something is wrong with Mike

Back to the villains

Ryan: LOOK DIG HERE

He starts digging

Brutus: a chest open it

He opens it

Jared: another map?

They start running

Tundra: look here it is

She picks up a statue

Blizzard: let's go to the camp now!

They start running

Jared: wait the statue is in here

Rocky: NO! I CANT DO THIS WHY AM I A VILLAIN

He throws the statue

Brutus: WHAT THE HECK!

He jumps on him and beats him up

Chris: the heroes win!

Doty: wow Rocky, smart move

Rocky: I don't care

Chris: elimination please

They go to the fire

Jared: I won't vote for you buddy

Rocky: I'm eliminated and I don't care

Ryan: you bet you are out

Chris: vote all!

They all vote

Chris: first safe is Doty, and Ryan

Both: nice

Chris: Jared

Jared: oh thank you lord

Chris: and the last one safe is

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Chris: Brutus!

Brutus: HAHA ROCKY!

Rocky: I knew it, can I not be flushed

Chris: nope you get flushy flushy

Rocky gets in the toilet

Rocky: I hate this alre...

He gets flushed

Brutus: good riddance

Chris: that raps this episode, who will go home next time on Total Drama All-Stars!