Dinkle Dangle

Dinkle Dangle (c.567 - 628 CE) was a writer and composer of multiple hit songs during his lifetime. He was beloved by many until he one day just disappeared. It has later been revealed that Dinkle Dangle had joined The Oddo cult. He had quickly become one of the most respected Oddoist until he met his untimely death in the year of 628 CE.

## Discography

**Studio albums**

My Girl Got an Elephant Booty (584 CE.)Stubbed Toe (585 CE.)Graduation (587 CE.)Dinkle Pop (588 CE.)King Dankle (591 CE.)Donda 5 (598 CE.)
## Early life

Dinkle Dangle was born the year 567 CE in Mexico. Already from a young age he showed remarkable skills in both piano and singing. This proved to become a really useful skill as the town where Dinkle Dangle grew up did not have the same amount of entertainment many other bigger cities had. Already by the age of 5 the entire town knew who he. His family, which did not have a lot of money, saw the potential in their bright young kid. They proceeded to manipulate the young and fragile mind of Dinkle Dangle making them one of the richest and most powerful families in the entire country of Mexico. This abuse continued up until the year of 603 CE.

## Joining The cult of Oddo

The day Dinkle Dangle turned 36 years old he got into a huge argument with his father (Mattaias Dangle) who wanted him to marry Juanita del Bigotes. This lead to Mattaias striking Dinkle Dangle right in the ribs. After the incident Dinkle Dangle had to be hospitalized, but in fear of being abused even more Dinkle Dangle decided to escape. So that same night he jumped out of the window and ran as far as he could. It is not known exactly how Dinkle Dangle found his way into The cult of Oddo, but some speculation said that Oddo found him near death in a forest whilst searching for food.

## Life as an Oddoist

There is no information for the first year and a half of Dinkle Dangle's life as an Odoist. What is known is that he was not very popular. In his firs year he was seen as an outcast by the rest of the Odoists, this led him into a deep depression. The 23:d of july 604 Dinke Dangle had gotten into such a low point in huis life that he decided to commit suicide. He went to the "Oddo's cliff" and jumped off. Little did he know that right as he jumped a man with the intent of murdering Oddo was walking by. Dinke Dangle landed on the him taking the mans life. Initially Dinkle Dangle was imprisoned for first degree murder but as more and more evidence was found the Oddoists realised what the mans intents was and Dinkle Dangle became a hero.

## The betrayal

Years after Dinkle Dangle had killed the man who was plotting to assasinate Oddo he had now grown to be one of the most respeted and influential figures only being outshined by Oddo himself. With time Dinkle Dangle became jealous of Oddo. He started plotting on how to get rid of Oddo so that he could be the next one in control of the Odoists. His plan was to offer to take Oddo to one of his many speeches. Once Oddo had entered the carriage Dinkle Dangle locked the doors and took him to a cave where Dinkle Dangle told that if he ever dared to step foot outide of the cave ever again Dinkle Dangle would assasinate him on the spot. After that Dinkle Dangle rode back to the village lied to everyone, telling them that Oddo was dead.

## The true Oddoists

Dinkle Dangle is one of the 8 founding members of "The true Oddoists"

## Death

The year of 628 CE Dinkle Dangle was murdered by his once best friend Oddo who stabbed him in the back 6 times to make sure that he was dead. His last words befor he died were "'ana faqat qurift bishidat fi sirwali" which translates to "I just shit so hard in my pants"