Episode 10 - Terrible Twos (Mia Kitten Version)

Mia: (Singing) Catching babies... and give them hugs... we're soft and cuddly just like Pip and Freddy. Don't worry babies you're safe when we're together. You know we're gonna be friends forever! Mia Kitten tot adventurer, Mia Kitten tot adventurer. Hold my paw let's find adventure. Mia Kitten tot adventurer. Open up your arms and catch a hug!

(All baby animals giggled as a theme song ends)

Title: "Disney Junior's Mia Kitten"

(Cut to the episode title with a picture of Kiki Anxious After Turning 2 And Ends Up With The Terrible Twos)

Freddy: (Reading Episode Title Off-Screen) "Terrible Twos"!

(Episode Begins At Dr Plegette)

Dr Plegette: Good Evening I Am Dr Elliott Plegette Who Is A Child Phycolisgist! Today's Episode Of Mia Kitten Experience Something No Deals Of What A Child Can't Tell! The "Terrible Twos"! Now For Some Of You Grownups Who Have Small Children Know The Second Year Of A Child Is No Day At The Beach So Be Warned! Watch As You're About See Today's Claw, Some Shock! And Scare The Daylights Out Of You! And That Being Said Sit Back And Relax As Kiki Kitten Enters The "Terrible Twos!" (Then We Cue To K.C. Who Is Making The Cake For Kiki Then Bodhi Came In)

K.C.: Oh. Good Bodhi Now That Your Here You Can Help Me With Kiki's Party!

Bodhi: Good Another Tot Baby's Birthday Party I Guess As A Flyer I Have No Idea That It Would Be Kiki Who's The Birthday Girl!

K.C.: Can You Check The Baby Food Pantry And Find Two Candles?

Bodhi: Two? Why Two?

K.C.: Well It's Kiki's Second Birthday!

Bodhi: AHH! RUN! EVREYBODY RUN! (Bodhi Does So)

K.C.: Bodhi Where Are You Going?

(Pip And Freddy Came By As Freddy's Carrying Mia And Angelica On His Head)

Freddy: He's On His Way For Delivery And We And Mia And Angelica Have To Fly With Him!

K.C.: Why Are You Leaving Bodhi You'll Miss The Party!

Bodhi: The Second Year Of A Tot Baby Is No Cause For A Party!

Mia And Angelica: Huh?

Bodhi: Kiki Is Entering Her "Terrible Twos"! (Thunder Approaches Off-Screen In Process As Bodhi Is Blue)

Mia And Angelica: What?

Freddy: Terrible Twos?

Bodhi: Yes! A Strange Evil Force Whips Kiki! Transforming Her Into A Deranged Disruptive Monster Even Her Behavior Becomes Horrendous This Is A Dark Terrible Day! (Lightning Happens)

Mia: Am I Gonna Ask Kiki To Jump Out Of The Cake?

K.C.: The Terrible Twos I Found It In A Movie Once!

Bodhi: Think Back K.C., Mia, Pip And Freddy! You Have Gone Through This Twice Before! Chase And Then Mimi!

K.C.: Well.. I Was Making The Twos For The Birthday Cakes (Smiling As Glitter Shines) And They Were Three Years Old

Mia: I Can Try! (Clears Throat) I Was Sneaking In Demi Lovato's Dressing Room To Try Her Birthday Cake (Purple Glitter Shines) And Demi Lovato Caught Me!

Pip: I Agree!

Freddy: Hey Let Me Try! Well.. I Was Sneaking A Taste Of Chase's Second Birthday Cake And It Was This Morning! Did I Miss Anything Pip?

K.C.: Terrible Twos That's An Old Wise Tale!

Bodhi: It Was Dramatic And Horror You Blocked It Out And Now It's Gonna Happen Again! Be Afraid! (With Reverb) BE VERY AFRAID! (Then We Cue To Kiki's Birthday Party)

Pip: Happy Birthday Kiki!

Kiki: Mama! Dada! (Pip, Freddy, Suzie, Angelica, Mia And The Babies Giggled Then The Terrible Twos Whips Kiki And Pip, Freddy, Suzie, Angelica, Mia And The Babies All Looked At Kiki) Hehehehehe!

Suzie: Okay Mommy! Time To Blow Out The Candles!

Pip: So Make A Wish! (Then Kiki Blew A Horrible Wind And The Cake Went Woosh! And Landed On Freddy's Head When Kiki's Cake Got Ruined)

Freddy: (Sneaks A Taste) Yum! Tasty! (Then We Cue To Kiki Wanting Her Presents)

Kiki: Where Are My Presents!!!!

K.C.: Make Her Stop!

Mia: I Can Help! (Then Gives Kiki A Pacifier)

Freddy: Time For The First Present! And This One's Off The Hook! Now Kiki! This One Is For Good Little Girls And Boys You Can Have It If You Promise To Be Good!

Kiki: (Takes Pacifier Out) Yes Freddy I'll Be Good (An Angel Thing Pops Up On Top Of Kiki's Head) I Promise

Freddy: Look Kiki! (Removes The Sheet) It's A Car!

Kiki: A CAR! OH BOY! (K.C. Picks Up Kiki From High Chair And Puts Her In The Car) Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! (Then The Car Goes Super Fast Chasing Evreyone Around The Nursery Until It Crashed Right On The Wall!) Again! (We Now Cut To The Doctor's Office When Kiki Is Inside A T.O.T.S. Crate Witch Is Closed All The Way Closed! And Freddy's Carrying Mia On The Head While Kiki Is Inside)

Freddy: Well Pip! As I Was Saying That There's Nothing To Be Afraid About Kiki's Energy!

Pip: Is There Anything We Can Do About Kiki Doctor?

Doctor: Hold On I Never Examined Her Yet Where Is She Anyways?

Freddy: Inside This Pink Crate! It's Closed Because We Used It While Delivering Her In The First Place!

Doctor: Very Nice! May I See Kiki?

Mia: Of Course! (Pip Opens Crate)

Doctor: (To Kiki) Well Hello Little Fella! Can You Open Your Mouth So I Can See What Is Wrong With You?

Kiki: Okay But You Have To Promise Me That You Won't Be Scared Of Me! Okay? Promise?

Doctor: I Promise! (Then Kiki Opens Up Her Mouth And Wind Came Out Then Pip Closes Crate Again) Whoah! Terrible Twos?

Pip: Yep!

Doctor: Oh I've Seen This Hundreds Of Times Before! A Cat Of Two Is Looking For A Parent To Give Her Some Concrete Boundaries So I Suggest That You Lock Her Up In A Cave For A Year! Here Take This To The Hardware Store They'll Give You Medical Stuff For This Kitten!

Mia: Stop! We Are Not Sending My Friend Into A Cave!

Doctor: Or If You Have Miss Fothergill To Try To Make Those Terrible Twos Go Away She Can Help With That

Pip: Smart Idea! (Then Back At T.O.T.S. Kiki Is In A Leash And Muzzle Then Miss Fothergill Came) Well The Only Choice Is Miss Fothergill She's A Cat Trainer!

Miss Fothergill: (To Mia) Sit! Good! Open (Mia Does So!) Good Girl!

Mia: I Never Seem That Bad! I'm Just 4 Years Old! Just 4 Going On 6! She's Been Working With Myself Ever Since,

Pip: I Know!

Freddy: But Pip! We Should've Brought Kiki Here! We Must've Been At The End Of Our Rope!

Miss Fotheringil: Then You Must Get A Longer Heavier Rope And Don't Be Afraid To Use It!

Mia: She Makes Lots Of Sence

Miss Fotheringil: The Child Needs Strict Dicapine Umazinglee You Must Be Strong Then The Surrender! Now We Will Demonstrate Kiki! Pip, Please Remove The Muzzle (Pip Does So And The Terrible Twos That Is Inside Kiki Start To Make A Big Racket Coming From Him And It's Not Kiki Who's Doing And Then The Terrible Twos Force Kiki To Bite Freddy)

Freddy: Ow!

Mia: Should I Help? (Brings A Bottle In From The Baby Pantry And Gives It To Kiki As Kiki Drinks It!)

Kiki: Hehe Haha!

(Later When Mia And Angelica Came Home Mia Told Her Mommy About This Terrible Twos Situation)

Mia: I Thought Kiki Has Terrible Twos And She Finally Does Mommy!

Captain Beakmen: I Know Mia! Kiki Is Under It And It's Up To You To Get To The Bottom Of It! I Found Out That In The Yellow Pages Says Of The Babysitter Can Battle The Forces Of Ultimate Darkness! Try That Out!

Mia: Sure Mommy! (Then The Babysitter Flew To T.O.T.S. And Mia Gets The Gate) Thanks For Coming On Such Short Notice.

Babysitter: That Is No Use To Me. Your Baby Friend Is Two Years Old?

Mia: Yes!

Babysitter: May Heaven Have Mercy Upon This House! Follow Me! (Then They Went Into The Nursery As Pip And Freddy Kept Kiki Company)

Kiki: (With Terrible Twos Reverb Inside Her) I've Been Waiting For You! (Then The Magic Closed The Nursery Door And Locked It)

Freddy: Icing Secured Goods! Mimi's High Note Good And Whatever Happens Mia And Mimi Just Keep Singing! (Then They Enter The Nursery And Mimi Tweets And Chirps As She Mimics A Nice Tune As Mia Sang)

Mia: Happy Birthday To Kiki! Happy Birthday To Kiki Happy Birthday To Kiki Happy Birthday To Kiki!

Pip: I Hope It Works! (Lightning Go Away So Does The Terrible Twos That Was Inside Kiki)

Kiki: Mama! Dada! (Gasps) Is This Kiki's Frozen Birthday?

K.C.: Yes You're Not 2 Anymore You're 3 Years Old! Now Blow Out You're Birthday Candles

Kiki: Alright! (Blows Candles Out And Giggled)

Mia: It Good To Have You Back Kiki

Dr Plegette: Well I Must Say That Was Exscuseable So You Just Deal With The Terrible Twos By Lying To Your Child, Muzzling Her Or Him Like A Dog Or Putting Them Inside A Cave For A Year As Punishment I Condemned The Disney Junior Producers Of Mia Kitten For Their Own Responsibility And I Condemned That Mia Just Needs To Explain Herself I Await Very Thoughtful

(To Be Continued)