Group A

**Group A**

Peridot, Garamond, Kervon, Amethyst, Rynn

**Gates Known**

Water, Nine Hells, Outlands, Carceri, Arcadia, Mount Celestia, Beastlands

**Session 1**

Ship, Kraken Fight

Would not let Erika the paladin or Captain Capuchin die

Wood woad waiting in boat, Kervon kicked him off to make room

Landed on the beach, made a shelter from the boat

Arrived at the Bellmont Siege

Peridot creeped out by waitress Agatha

Steakosauruses ate Kervon’s shirt

Killed steakosauruses by making a bonfire and creating dankweed illusion

Peridot returned to back area and released Perkins and Ozzy from Agatha’s hut

Travelled to the forest where they found a baby ogre and Fred the mimic

Fred led them into a trap at the bottom of a cave where they defeated mimics

The cave itself was a mimic, and they destroyed the heart to escape

**Session 2**

Arrived at Kazad Bridge, sculpted statues – “Toilet God” by Peridot won

Met Iados talking to Cthulhu statue

Kervon bought a new shirt from the tanner who looked sad

Drank at the Hammergelph – Vivian released hologram card and made illusion guards appear all night

Learned about the Slorg and Mantellian Marrow from Iados at the temple

Heard a story about the double unicorn horn spear from the blacksmith who hated when Iados would ride his devil horse by

Explored the city, found wood woad hanging at Fish Market Dol Qual

Discovered Iados does basically every job in the town

Convinced Iados that Kervon is also the son of Cthulhu

Picked up horses from Statler Stables

Arrived at Karazgrad – pretended to be reinforcements, broke Iados’ heart

Battled Ghul-dreng and Lemures in mines, used crane and hole to kill enemies

Garamond found Chime of Opening in toilet hole

Kervon pickpocketed Everdrinker’s stein off his dead body

**Session 3**

Rode mine carts deeper into Zorn Pass

Found Erika the Paladin and the puzzle box she took from the Davrosian ship

Solved the puzzle, and weaponized the vision pearl

Entered the displacer beast’s lair and tried to steal jewels

Rinn turned into a bear and ripped open the storage door

Garamond ran up nodestones and assisted Commander Caebrek who couldn't hit anything

Kervon operated the Apparatus of Kwalish to fight grey render

Amethyst created a moonbeam, and the grey render was stuck in it

Peridot touched the pearl to the render and caused it to be distracted by a vision

The team stopped the lava flow and blocked off the passage

**Session 4**

Met with King Bowen, and received reward for their deeds

Retrieved talisman from nasty stone package

Kervon seduced Ovina and Amethyst bought shrooms

Went to Wacky Whurbin's and gained info on talismans

Rented horses for 1 gp from Ankoran Hadilan

Found Terik gathering land shark shells in the forest, helped him gather some to take back to his farm

Came across destroyed mail cart with stone and land shark

Land shark leaped into the group, slamming the players

Peridot climbed on its head and dislodged the talisman

Kervon created a small illusion of a land shark to make it look far away

Land shark ran after illusion with Peridot on its back

Connected talismans together, making sure to be riding on their horses, and traveled to Deptford

**Ren Faire Session**

Assisted Natalee in retrieving her amulet from Alez - Garamond became the base of a human pyramid and received the Monster Manool

Accepted the Wanderer's quest to find the greatest hunter - Kervon shot crossbows

Found the Lore Shield Puzzle on Anthony's back

Went to leather shop to retrieve a magic bottle, found out the pirats stole it

Peridot launched cats at the pirats and received the magic bottle

Solved the Lore Shield Puzzle and summoned Neizentok - had to fight off a possessed alternate reality Iados

Returned to their own world

**Session 5**

Joined caravan of zoo employees into Dol-Hazzel

Kervon intimidated Jubo Claroo into getting them in free, but disguised himself anyway

Many zoo employees felt compelled to let Jubo know that his wife, Julia was cheating on him - with them

Signs constantly fell and then became repaired

Visited some exhibits, and Rynn learned many new forms

Kervon forced the security guard to jump into the Ixi tank and get eaten...

Amethyst bought a bielburt pop and Kordekain hat

Watched the Kordekain show - stayed around and fought with him, Peridot tried to pearl him - pretty much immediately guessed he was the real boss

Went to Wacky Wade's and found the baby kraken - Rynn turned into another baby kraken and challenged it to a race - captured it in a towel container

Found the gelatinous cube roaming the city streets - Garamond used thunderclap to move it slowly through the city back into the zoo

**Session 6**

Stayed the night at Jubo's home in Richdale - his wife, Anna was doing a "house call" at 1 am

Kervon scammed Jubo into a sizzle water drinking contest using Everdrinker's tankard

Rynn searched the house for evidence of Anna's cheating - turned into a quiet bear and discovered Commander Caebrek at the bottom of Anna's sex phylactery

Rynn: "That's like 50 dicks that we'll have to cut off."

Garamond: "Haha, still can't hit anything." In reference to Caebrek

Amethyst told Jubo of a new game everyone is playing - just walk away when someone approaches you

Found the Bulette burrow - disabled Terik's pesticide device and cleared the burrow of smoke

Fought off troglodytes in the cave - one fell immediately, the second was sparta kicked by Garamond and then falcon stabbed on the way down

Kervon lured the mother bulette and the baby out of the cave by manifesting the image of a floating cow

Stopped by Jubo's house, found Anna's dead body propped against the door with a note addressed to Amethyst: "I lost the game."

Searched for Jubo, went to docks and adopted Bark Ruffalo the cerberus puppy

Reunited with Captain Capuchin, set sail for Betara at the tail end of the caravan

The group talked with each other about their goals and dreams

Witnessed Davrosian navy on a course to cross the blockade - with puppy boat in the middle

Amethyst gave Peridot the Ring of Water Walking, as she is the fastest - but most afraid of water

Garamond told the story of Sarkan the Swimmer

Kervon told the story of Guy Fieri the Fireman Carry - carried people out of flaming restaurant

Peridot overcame her fear of water and saved the puppies, but the Shiver Timbers II crashed into the Davrosian flagship

A mysterious Mind Flayer emerged from the flagship riding a mage-tech flying machine

**Session 7**

Fought Davrosians on ship

Garamond cast Enemies Abound on Lilia, causing her to blow up her secret love, cannon man

Peridot leaped aboard the flying machine, and killed Apophis

Went below deck to find Shump's cage, and found his letters and puzzle cylinder

Kervon activated the letter bomb

**Session 8**

Bought stuff in Denfjord, bartered with the armor shop guy for terrasque tooth weapons: Longsword, Rapier, Flash, Cask, Mask

Shopkeeper kept having his apprentice close and reopen the store when talking about secret stuff

Debated forever whether to wait for the items to be completed or to go look for Shump

All the roads were blocked in preparation for war, found out about a shortcut through Tenebrous Pass

Came upon Regulus Fixler's home and chased around an undead gnome

Found Regulus making steakosauruses in the kitchen

Regulus showed the group his reanimated friends and did a show telling the story of the Tenebrous Brothers' circus

Met Sir Bearington who requested the players kill him

Heard a voice in their heads

Set out through the Mantellian Marrow and experienced various haunts: Zombie Shump, Kervon's long forgotten lover, cheering crowd & int devourers, Amethyst's daughter

Met the Tenebrous brothers who revealed themselves as Demogorgon

**Session 9**

Vyk and Iados joined the party and assisted in the fight

Rynn turned into a bear

Iados used a spell on Demogorgon that forced him to run away a certain distance, provoking many attacks of opportunity

Demogorgon was defeated while Miguel was taking a shit

Left the Tenebrous pass and arrived at Uazenton

Mercy killed Sir Bearington by stealing a boat, setting him on fire, and releasing it onto the lake

Found the main entrance to Betara Energy Group, and the impenetrable shield in the lobby

Amethyst penetrated the shield by using girl code on the receptionist

Entered the back way into a throne room, discovered bodies on the ground with tube sheets over their heads

Peridot removed one of the tubes, killing an old man

Kervon found the Revelator of Ravenscroft in the throne

Went backwards through the facility and immediately found Shump in a hidden prison cell

Found an old man strapped to a chair staring at a wall of black liquid - immediately left him

Entered a room with another throne and a minotaur statue - when the Revelator was used, it came to life and attacked

**Session 10**

Played the organ - guards came and found Vyk's poop on the throne - hid in room

Vyk snuck behind guards but Kervon gave it away - killed one guard

Vyk singlehandedly defaced the entire dungeon

Amethyst threw axe perfectly across guard's cheek to intimidate him

Guard: "I'm just doing my job, what are you doing here?" Amethyst: "OUR job"

Arrived at chess puzzle, spent lots of time investigating only to realize it was meant to be approached the opposite way

Watched the brainwashing wall's introduction

Kervon turned into Apophis and he and Garamond stealthily and slowly beat the shit out of Arpara

Vyk: "Intimidate meeee"

Kervon: "Do you want to be Arpara the solution?"

Learned about Apophis' plot to build up the Empyrean system only to take it down at the right moment for the Davrosians to invade

Entered the Empyrean

**Session 11**

Met up with each other in the void - Vyk peed in the snow

Encountered githyanki who warned the group about the Empyrean, but they already knew

Garamond's knowledge revealed that they were likely projecting onto the Astral Plane, and that the Githyanki lived there

Met with Vlaakith, the lich queen of the githyanki, and Garthyanki, captain of the ship - learned about their silver weapons and that only they could sever the string attached to a projector's neck

Kervon, disguised as a githyanki in order to avoid great dishonor, got swords for the whole party

Saw a sleigh fly through the air, hit by githyanki cannons

Found tarrasque weapons in bag, along with awesome dice potions

Killed Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (to let him out of the Empyrean)

Entered the shielded city

Solved the ice slide puzzle and met with the first architect

Searched for the second architect's coins to operate console

Convinced third architect to give them the cast puzzle

Got past The Bumble and deactivated the fourth console

Answered horrible, horrible Christmas riddles for the fifth architect

Just barely in the knick of time, released Shump from the Spirit Repository

Went to the chasm to finish the fight

**Session 12**

Explored the igloo and found info about the inner-workings of the Empyrean

Spent forever devising a sneak attack

Flew eagles to the castle - Kervon shouted and Mrs. Clause made Vyk's eagle laugh for a turn

Santa Claus summoned elves out of chimneys - they threw hammers at the players

Peridot leaped to the castle and wrestled Santa's neck with her legs

Mrs. Clause flew down to the ground and got Feebleminded by Kervon immediately

Elves killed Mrs. Clause with hot cocoa

Garamond stabbed Santa, who bounced back and was then shot

Mrs. Clause returned for revenge

Santa became good and changed costumes

Amethyst and Vyk killed off elves, and Kervon fireballed all the lined up elves

Garamond and Peridot teleported down and the whole group fought off Mrs. Clause

Went back and forth between castle and igloo trying to shut down the system

Managed to shut it down, began returning to material plane - Kervon popped tube #4

Andrew became DM for 10 minutes

Messed with the Planar Gate for a bit

Went back to The Horseshoe and discovered Iados' note about leaving for a mysterious job

Andrew managed to hide all the drinks and was awarded the extra level scroll

**Session 13**

Garamond monologue - change of goal - who was I?

Retrieved Bark Ruffalo

Interacted with drunk energy wasters - the bro-tarans

Ran into Seal Team Aargh

Told epic story about Peridot walking on water

Named themselves the Three Dog Knights

Informed guild of the Mayor's treacherous plan

Garamond convinced the Hard Bards to spread the word

With the help of Shing! stole the Hard Bard Card

Almost forgot Shump

Shump talked about Mind Repo and why they captured him

Shump was delivering light bulb possible bomb to the Hard Bards

Visited the Tribute to the Heroes of Betara

Found Garamond automatons (Garamonaton)

Told attraction operator to follow his dreams

Found out interactions were roughly 20 years ago

Arrived at Betara and turned in the Level Up Scroll

**Session 14**

Arrived at the bridge to Betara

Met Charle De and Garamond agreed to equip The Light of Zeus

Rynn turned into fire elemental - gave the hug of fire

Peridot got Finga Hands

Garmond tried to confuse and grease himself himself, cast Fly on Charle

Rynn fisted many more garbage elementals

Kervon pulled a Lisuch three times

Transferred The Light of Zeus to Kervon

Amethyst took out the trash

Garamond nat 20 gun bladed the Electrostimulacrum

The city cheered for the Three Dog Knights

Heard the song #4

Garamond and Kervon opened the chest with Chime of Opening - Found Scroll of Chill Touch, Alexandrite, and Rose Quartz

Went to the Delicious Crow

Amethyst double intimidated Charle into helping them into the Library

Peridot escaped through the window to go to the Library

Went in through a maintenance door

Met Rockator and Rockati (racist), promised Rockator his freedom, went through the door

Did the tangrams, correctly got square, and then the others

Found the black pearl vision, spoke twice, saw vision of Amethyst and Peridot with Davros

Shone light on pearl message, found pink pearl - Saw Beholden in the past, and the device

Rynn and Kervon disappeared, Amethyst was a plant for 6 seconds

**Session 15**

Split puzzle - fought the rhino, snake, and scorpion and placed them in the correct positions

Met Ardynn in the library - warned them not to trigger the traps at the front door

Vyk triggered the traps at the front door

Met Dewey, the broken knowledge elemental

Fought Moebius Dick, Frankelstein's Monster, Dong Johnson Silver, Gaterpillar, Larry Snotter, and Killer Mocking birds

Chased Ardynn up the ladder, Ardynn slid down water slide to try to escape, but dogpiled by the team - much facesitting happened

Ardynn suggests Alena could be saved

Looked at sign in sheet, saw Garamond, Davros, and others

Took Davrosian History books and maps

Stole all of Almaaz's shit, including Ring of Fisting, added to the todo list

Found the secret room - the space between spaces

Amethyst cast locate object on Peridot teeth to confirm Peridot's suspicion

**Session 16**

Found Ringleader Thirstin Springmore of the Windchaser circus in a book

Vyk pissed into the infinite hole

Bruce Armorman made dog armor, converted Komdetch's scale to plate, created a scimitar from his muscles,gave Kervon a tshirt, made sending stones for Rynn

Bruce winked at Rynn and threw her out the front door

Got past Faux Leodo with jumping, limboing "he's just a bouncer he's doing his job!"

Played craps, got clues about the financier and the archivist

There were bees in the casino

Met with Jubo Claroo at the high limits table

Learned about the summoning

Peridot attacked guards, Jubo went through trap door

Created concoctions: Decoction of Ulnlocktion and Potion of the Planes

Found statues and opened the front door

**Session 17**

Found firenewt poopin on company time into lava river, leapt across with various fanciness

Vyk and Kervon jumped into hole, saw scary thing

Saw table with burnt kenku, Shing was sad

Found prison full of kenku. Rynn healed them

Found planar gate

Broke up pit fight, SNEAK ATTACK! Made kenku invisible

Stole fireproof bedrolls

Played Kervon's song on Hector's guitar

Garamond dialed hell

Snuck into Whisper's workshop, threatened and hired him

Bailee MGS'd and killed three firenewts

Amethyst got striders

Kervon synaptic static messed people up

Peridot used the pearl on Almaaz

Killed Mi-go

**Session 18**

Drill came down, fixed the circuits within

Talked with Almaaz, found out she can't tell about anything - knows Peridot and Garamond

Found Shump unconscious on the floor, discussed mind repository

Shel the mist horse, saw Garamond in fire

Whisper pulled up, had barrels of 'books' that were bizzankweed

Visited Debarcher the Archer, traveled to his archery range

Hit the targets, got the address to the Beastlands

Went through the hotel, through the trap door, back to the planar gate

Transformed into dogs in the Beastlands

Went to train station and met the smiling train and conductor Grizzly

Peridot stole Santa's drone

Met the general who was sad, Fuck it I'm Doug pointed them in the right direction

Met the Unholy Spirit and he just let the team pass

Dodged the red beams of light, Vyk and Kervon got stuck

Vyk talked with a fugly human who was Knockers

Peridot entered the three sided palace and shut down the system

Found Iados, dying in the castle, stabbed by a special knife

Saw Cthulhu emerging from the rift

Ran away

Kervon gon' pop it!

**Session 19**

Kervon inspired the animals of the courtyard with his great speech about about peanut butter kongs and milkbones and tennis balls and promises of rewards

Garamond told the story of the light and the dark to Turtleman and the turtles

Vyk rolled up in his 2014 Toyata Sienna with 150,000 miles and 8 passenger seats and brought the constructions workers - cat calling cats

Amethyst got the research ladies team shirts

Falcor is not a pervert, and Peridot did a sexy dance

Rynn did puns with the bears

Bought all the stuff with Corey points

Killed 30 humans to create shields

Garamond got magical fun dice

Lots of Mace Windu quotes

Jubo summoned purple wyrm

Turned half the bad guy to their side

Vyk reached out to father

Kervon turned into Kordekain

Vyk's hopes crushed because of daddy

Didn't summon Sir Bearington's spirit, but did cast Spirit Guardians

Vyk killed Cthulhu by grabbing his pubic chest hair

The beastlands rejoiced, thanking the Three Dog Knights

**Session 20**

Garamond told story of jubo getting defeated by villagers

Jubo said "Time to start a new game, Amethyst"

Spoke with Almaaz, learned she knew Peridot well, was surprised she gave up, and that only Peridot could have created that space

Learned about broken pendant, and that she broke it to test the paradox - nothing bad happened

Garamond theorized that Davros is the same person, just time hopping

Shump collapsed again from effects of the mind repository

Agreed to take him to Betara, but decided to buy shit, long rest, and visit the circus first

Met Thirsten, listened to his song

Battled the acrobats, Cannonball Kyp pulled a Caebrek

Peridot shot herself out of the cannon and knocked Kervon's cage down

Kervon appeared in the crowd and everyone cheered

Amethyst intimidated Thirsten, and he agreed to tighten up his finances

Learned Kervon's mom left when she heard he was in Drayton

Kervon nat 20 punched Thirsten in the gut

Returned to Betara, saw ships leaving for war

Rinn caught up with Bruce Armorman, who gave her a casting of his fist and expressed his care for her as he left for the army

Talked with Shing, found out he's sad because of the other Kenku dying, and dreams of flying

Peridot takes Shing for a helicopter ride

See the racist statue again, Peridot breaks a hand off

Almaaz talked about Ardynn and that they will find him in Davrosia

Visited Li Ban lifespring, used a small vial of Water of Life to heal Shump

Shopped in Betara, visited Pearl

Created memory pearls of Kervon eating apple, the first fight, flying memory for Shing

Received Almaaz's ship, the one that Garamond got for her as a replacement for the one he destroyed

**Session 21**

Tried to pilot ship, damaged hard bard cart

Saw within to the minitiurized space

Only Garamond can turn on ship

Flew to Uazenton, talked with control tower officer, told about sickness

While Kervon was invisibile, commanded ground control to fill ship

Ship name "The Wench is Coming"

ATC lady informed about disease and daughter

Went to tavern, bashed scientists head, left faceprint

Found Bethany Trashrich, learned about shaman

Visited Shantytown, fed firebabies

Talked to Shaman who did not like Vyk, that he would betray them

"I am boob guy"

Shaman told about caverns

Invisible Kervon stole snake staff and Ethereal

Went back to B.E.G., went down to cavern

Found Scarab with hidden gate address

Peridot found chest with magical hammer

Skeleton room, Kervon took necklage

Found throne, determine where Kervon and Vyk

Sir Bearington told Vyk he's a good guy

Vyk magical transformation into Cleric

"Cleric-ty"

Water gave +1 AC

Bottled the AC water

Read riddle about sleep

Fought Nyarlathotep

Found pearl with Davros hurting him

"I knew you would do it." + Dickbutt

Went up trap door and saw Amethyst daughter, Elaina in the screen

**Session 22**

Looked around B.E.G., tried to go to Bytopia

Left B.E.G. saw Bethany, Vyk got creepy

Blessed Bethany

She told them she had heard of Nyarlathotep

Took off, Kervon did good spin

Kervon gave the Shing finger to the Hard Bards, Shing approved "It's a good idea \*wink\*"

Found crashed ship w/ people in gelatinous cubes

Ardynn Wren's ship and that he spared them

Rynn dispelled magic

Gave Rynn her package

Flew to Alderlene, found the castle

Was very suspicious of bridge Kervon

Explored rooms

Kervon stole hat and gifted to Vyk

Vyk peed in Kervon's mouth?

Garamond played LT song on piano, fireballed piano

Met Garamodron 69, who served a different Garamond - cast suggestion on him

Found out they are servants of an order protecting events through time

G69 gets them to research animals

DnD Overcooked to please the Firetoot

Vyk did a lil' poop in the kitchen

Went back through portal to Plane of Water - many fails swimming

Rynn turned into water elemental to swim in

Ice Sliding puzzles, caught the waddlewort, got the finger

Delivery for Rynn - a message from a man from the Plane of Jamaica, gave address

Went to magical forest, skipped the puzzle mostly with amazing speed and dimension door

Rynn wild shaped into lion, and approached Lyin' Lion

Rynn messed the lion up with lies - found the power in the rocks - collected it

Kervon gave lion belly scritches to lion told him how horrible he was

Roots fingered Kervon a little

Found Garamond and Garamodron having fun so Kervon bitchslapped him

**Session 23**

Team in castle, saw Whisper's cart on fire

Kervon told people to wake up and make chocobo's go away

Fought the eldritch elemental chlorentine fight

Talked to G69 'oh sir'

Found mural, solved puzzle

Kervon 30 persuasion

Found clues in other

'Industrial strength revelator'

Found paper on a desk, found out they fucjed uo timeline

Investigated Erica's 'plot'

Went to Church of Corellon, met Church 01 and Dr Bones Jones

Distrcted and stole shield

Went inside church to meet Vivian, got buffs from well, Kervon threw in gold piece

Talked with Bootstrap Bill and found ring of spell storing

Talked to Church, met bird 69

Kervon tried mocking the birds

Bird 69 intimidated and then was nice to Bird 69, learned about ambush

'Do you have a puzzle for me?' 'As a matter of fact, yes! I do."

Did the puzzle

Learned about Wren family

Kervon still distracting congregation

Garamond finds mask, pulls lever and warns congregation as Corellon

Kervon freaks out

Garamond a speech as Corellon

**Session 24**

**Session 25**

**Session 26**

* Amethyst’s team arrive as expected
* They are welcomed warmly despite a missing star player
* If Vyk, the Greatest Story Teller was correct, then they should be the team to stop themselves (penultimate 3 dog knights) from fighting Davros at Kalesh Rago
* Garamond was not a pervert.
* Baby Cordecain came flying in with a pursuer right behind him.
	+ We hid together under the table
* The big giant creatures they have fought before all came from summoning stones
	+ Terrask, Kordekain, Kraken, and a Purple Worm
* Kervon led the pursue exactly 500 ft away from the tavern
	+ The Earthquakes started happening again. What was Kervon trying to do?
* They watched their memories again.
	+ RinxBruce42069xxx showed Rin that she ultimately becomes the forest in season 3. It prevented the purple flower from consuming the world
	+ Garamond, Vyk the Greatest Story Teller, and Peridot gathered around a campfire. Peridot was to go to the past by herself to save her people. Her body was the one they found in the library
	+ Vyk the Greatest Story Teller was able to travel between space and time through the power of his feces
	+ Ardenwrin offers Garamon a chance to save the future. But how?
	+ Amethyst makes the decision to kidnap her own daughter from her past self. Tragic and beautiful
	+ No one likes Kervon
* RinxBruce42069 is one of the top forum posters for the Three Dogs Knights and know the secret handshake'

**Session 27**

**Session 28**

Peridot goes to glass shop to get a bottle.

Go to the oasis so she can fill up the bottle, only to realize she has a bag of holding to hold the water.

Plan to go to battle but realize we needed a long rest and wouldn't have time for that, so we travel a little ways down on the oasis and time hop back to give us time for the long rest.

Then cabbie and pyramid stuff after.

Party goes to the ship to prep to jump forward to our current day.

Kervon volunteers to stay behind to watch over baby Kordecain and says goodbye to the group.

Ship takes off, Kervon and Kordecain watch from the ground. As ship begins to time warp, ship malfunctions. Kervon sprouts wings and his eyes glow similiar to how his alt-self eyes glowed when alt-Kervon killed Peridot.

**Session 29**

**Session 30**