Windows Codename: WALL-E Edition.

*Note: this is episode 73 of the XP Blackmoon Trilogy series*

Hello, everyone. I'm David, and I used to work for Microsoft until I quit my job around late 2007 because I found it pretty boring. My friend Mark, who also quit along with me the same year, and I have since moved to a luxurious looking trailer park on a beautiful mountain in Colorado. Now, let me tell you the exciting story of how Mark and I stumbled upon a lost Windows codename, inspired by our favorite Pixar character, WALL-E.

## Story

Me and Mark had just came home from, watching some good old Pixar movies. Then, the doorbell went off.

Mark went to it and brought what appeared to be a box. Me and Mark looked at it closer, and we decided to open it.

Me and mark were surprised to see a new computer, since my old E-machines E-one was destroyed by a virus. The computer was a new Dell Dimension 8400, With a special edition of Windows XP installed.

Me and Mark looked at each other with excitement, and I plugged in the computer.

## System

We looked at the startup screen, and it had the Pixar logo, and the adorable robot, WALL-E, who was holding the windows XP flag. The system booted quickly, and we saw the desktop. It was a generic blue design.

Me and my friend decided to order pizza for ourselves, and we decided to go on the internet, and we saw a website labeled, crotoonia videos, which had episodes of railways of crotoonia. Mark clicked it, and we were quite shocked at what we saw on the website.

The site had a design of Scott, the miniature engine from crotoonia, but he was dark and creepy, with very creepy eyes, and there were many other characters, like, phoebe and ralph, the steelworks engine, and Bonzi buddy.

Soon, Scott started to speak. "David.." I knew it was my own name. He spoke again, "We have been watching your every move, and we have been waiting." I knew what was going on with the OS.

Soon, they all spoke in unison at the same time. "You cannot escape our wrath." Mark heard all of it, and went back to the internet explorer new tab page, hoping for a different website. We decided to use the wayback machine to go to "The world of cars online" Website, and it looked normal as ever.

However, I noticed a bit of text at the bottom, where the what's new text would have been, was instead replaced by an eerie message directed at me.

"David, listen to us closely. The figure you've seen, it's not a mere anomaly at all. you need to uninstall the program before any damage can be done."

Me and Mark knew what was going on, and we needed to uninstall before any damage could be done. Thinking we had just imagined it, we decided to explore the movies folder, and saw 3 Pixar movies. The first one was the first cars movie, the second was WALL-E, and the third was Monsters inc, our other favorite Pixar movies of all time at the time.

However, thinking something could creep us out, we decided to uninstall the system. But, when we clicked close on the window, random colors and flashing messages appeared, and gave us the BSOD.

However, it cut to a video, as Me and Mark watched. It cut to something in a chair, and it was revealed to be bluey, the beloved blue heeler. She had her arms and legs tied to a chair, as bluey heard something approaching. "Bingo? is that you?" Bluey said, clearly frightened by the tone of her voice, at least by the tone at least.

However, WALL-E rolled in. However, this was no ordinary WALL-E. He had a chainsaw in his hands, and had no eyes, as his voice echoed. "Well, look who it is." He mocked bluey.

Me and Mark, terrified, didn't want to click close, until WALL-E said something else. ""You see, I used to be a worker here, and, It seized me, and I met my end. But I didn't just die; something far stranger happened. I found myself trapped within the computer ever since."

Bluey, scared, begged WALL-E not to come any closer with the chainsaw, and all of a sudden, there were footsteps. It was a male, with a darker gray shirt, brown hair, blue pants, and his pants were emblazoned with the Windows 9x logo, the man had very creepy hyper-realistic eyes, and he was seen holding a button.

Me and Mark looked at each other, scared, before it said two words. "You ARE next!"

With shocking swiftness, the Man lunged at the camera, only leaving only a black screen.

Moments later, the computer's screen flickered back to life, its stark black background now bearing a cryptic message: "INSTALL THE PATCHES."

I inserted the disc, and the patches installed with good speed. Suddenly, the man's voice said "Why? You've done it."

The computer crashed with the BSOD, as Me and Mark had to throw it out thanks to the Windows system.