The End

### Characters (in order of appearance)

The Christophers, PinkFrosting88, Reginald, Mee, Space Tree, The Commander, Allon

## Credits

### Credits

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Pinkfrosting finally returns The Christopher's red herring, and makes a relatively shocking discovery. Mee is helpful. This is not the end.

## Transcript

*(open to the PinkFrosting88-Mobile by The Captain's Club in Space, some tones play. We then cut to the mysterious box on the counter between PF88 and Chris 1)*

**CHRISTOPHER 1:** What's that supposed to be?

**PINKFROSTING88:** Uh, isn't it that stupid box that keeps your brother alive?

**CHRISTOPHER 1:** No. What are you talking about?

**PINKFROSTING88:** You know; your brother need to use it every few months, otherwise he gets really sick, like he is now?

*(we see Chris 2, still sick)*

**CHRISTOPHER 1:** Oh, right, well... thanks for bringing it back.

*(nothing happens)*

**PINKFROSTING88:** Aren't you gonna use it?

**CHRISTOPHER 1:** Yes, I'll do it after you leave. I'm busy right now.

*(enter Reginald)*

**REGINALD:** Look, she wants to see how the box works, because she thinks that if it gives your brother powers, it'll be able to give her powers as well. That's why she stole it in the first place.

**PINKFROSTING88:** Reginald! I don't go around telling everyone *your* life story!

**REGINALD:** Yeah, well maybe you should, PinkFrosting88. *(gets really close)* **Maybe you should.**

**CHRISTOPHER 1:** Yeah, well, anyway, all this box does is keep my brother alive. That's not much of a *stupor*-power. Heh, hear what I said brother?

**CHRISTOPHER 2:** \*Cough\*

**PINKFROSTING88:** Well whatever. I couldn't get it to work anyway.

**CHRISTOPHER 1:** What are you talking about? It's working right now. And according to this scientific readout, everyone in this room has stupor-powers. *(Turns to PF88)* Including you.

**PINKFROSTING88:** What, are you making fun of me?

**CHRISTOPHER 1:** No, really. Take a gander at this printout for yourself. *(Holds up said readout. It reads "SCIENCE 4+mr=Mc2L\/:(@mv!!o<Fx-jfzu--=-H..:.:.2|701!@#$%^\*()FUCKYOU:)+<!|>/X9@|?P.T.O." PF88 grabs it.)*

**CHRISTOPHER 1:** Go on, take a look at all the scientific equations.

**PINKFROSTING88:** *(Examining readout)* Huh.

**REGINALD:** So what does it say?

**PINKFROSTING88:** Well apparently, for quite a while now, I've been able to do this. *(She points with her tentacle near the Christophers, and a portal identical to Mee's opens.)* God! Why didn't I find this out earlier??

**REGINALD:** Well would you look at that. You had the power within you the whole time.

**CHRISTOPHER 1:** Yes, that's great. Now would you please get the - *(The portal sucks in the magic box that was on the counter.)* Hey! Could you close that thing down?!

**PINKFROSTING88:** I don't know how to do that! I'm not even sure how I opened it!

**CHRISTOPHER 1:** Well that's great! My brother's going to die now. *(The Christophers also start to gravitate towards the portal)* Thanks for stopping by.

**PINKFROSTING88:** I'm sorry! I'm still gettin used to the fact that my life-long dream of having super powers has finally come true!

**CHRISTOPHER 1:** *(Now chest deep into the portal)* Yeah, well I'm getting used to the fact that dream of being sucked into a portal to nowhere is coming true. Thanks.

**PINKFROSTING88:** Well what the hell am I supposed to do!?

**REGINALD:** Everybody calm down, alright? This is no big deal. Mee Marone used to have these powers, lets just go ask him how they work.

**PINKFROSTING88:** Oh, not him. I hate that guy.

**REGINALD:** Come on now... I know he can be kind of a dick-face, but I'm sure he'll be happy to help.

\*WHOOSH\*

**MEE:** I'm gunna KILL you!

*(Now on Space Tree's ship. Mee is holding a gun on PF88)*

**PINKFROSTING88:** Hey, this is your fault! *(Pulls out the gun from [her presentation in Frame Game] on Mee, another gun from offscreen is drawn on Mee.)* If you wanted the powers so much, you shouldn't have transmitted them to me in the first place!

**MEE:** I did no such thing, you liar, you stole them!

**SPACE TREE:** *(Walking in on the scene)* Hey, could you guys keep it down in here? I'm trying to sleep on a bale of hay.

**MEE:** Hey Space Tree, that guy there *(Camera on Reginald)* helped Professor Clerman steal your fortune that one time.

**SPACE TREE:** Hey yeah, I remember you. *(Pulls out shotgun)* Where the hell's my money!?

**REGINALD:** Oh come on, man. That was like a year ago. Get over it.

**COMMANDER:** *(As camera pans to him, we see he is holding Stape gun on ST.)* Yeah, Space Tree it was only money.

**SPACE TREE:** ONLY money? Oh ho ho ho Commander.. Someday when you're old enough, you'll learn--

**COMMANDER:** Shut up and aim the gun.

**SPACE TREE:** Oh. Right. *(Cocks shotgun)*

**ALLON:** Hi PinkFrosting88.

**PINKFROSTING88:** Oh, hi Allon.

**ALLON:** Uh, all you guys aren't really going to fire all those guns, are you?

**MEE:** Of course we are, Alvin, don't be an idiot.

**REGINALD:** Y'know he does kind of raise a good point, though, I mean in what order are we all going to fire our guns?

**ALLON:** Maybe you could all just put the guns down --

**REGINALD:** *(Switches the gun from pointing at Mee to pointing at Allon, now louder, wide eyed)* I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING!

**ALLON:** Sorry.

**MEE:** OK, I know how this should work. I should shoot first.

**PINKFROSTING88:** No, let's make this fair, Meelord. Let's shoot in alphabetical order.

**MEE:** Well then I still shoot before you do.

**PINKFROSTING88:** Aha! But I've got numbers in my name, so that means I go first.

**MEE:** What?

**PINKFROSTING88:** It makes sense, trust me.

**SPACE TREE:** Hey everyone, look over here. *(Now wearing shades)* I've got the perfect idea. *(Zoom out to entire scene, shades are gone)* Let's all fire our guns at exactly the same time. It's the only way to really be fair.

\*General murmuring, all seem to agree\* Insert non-formatted text here

**SPACE TREE:** Yeah, good idea, Space Tree.

**ALLON:** Uh, do I really have to be here?

**SPACE TREE:** Yes! Now everyone get ready. On the count of 3, we'll all pull the triggers on our respective weapons.

**MEE:** Heh.

**SPACE TREE:** One... *(The camera zooms outside the ship window)* Two... *(The camera zooms way out to the whole ship)*

\*CHIRP CHIRP\*

**SPACE TREE:** Wow, who would have thought that not one of us would have any bullets?

**MEE:** Yep, we're all pretty dumb. Except for Mee.

**ALLON:** Wait a minute, guys! Don't you see? It's not that you didn't bring any bullets, don't you think that just maybe, none of you really wanted to shoot someone in the face?

**PINKFROSTING88:** Shut up, Allon.

**COMMANDER:** Yep, it looks like everything turned out all right. A-ha ha ha!

*(All join in the commander's raucous laughter. Zoom out to the ship in space. It explodes. One of the pieces says "HORSEMAN".)*

\*CHIRP CHIRP\*

To be continued!

## Easter Eggs

* If you're watching the .swf window widened a bit when the camera zooms out of the window while Space Tree counts down, you can read east of the border:

yeah that scale makes sense
it also makes sense there is only one window
whatever it'll blow up in a few seconds anyway

## Fun Facts

* The episode was originally named "The Whole Time".
* In the .swf file, when the camera zooms in on Reginald while PF88 is talking, she seems to be unnecessarily lip-synced outside the border.
* This episode marks the 50th appearance of Space Tree.
* The song playing at the beginning is a shortened version of "More Fucking Beats".
* Reginald's quote "I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMNED THING" was said by Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) in Pulp Fiction.
* PinkFrosting's comment that she goes first in alphabetical order because her name has numbers stems from the fact that all non-letter characters, such as numbers, go before letters in alphabetical order. however, since the numbers are not at the beginning of her name, she would not go first.