Halloween: Resurrection

"**Halloween: Resurrection**" is the eighth episode of the first season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

## Episode Description

*Halloween has come early this year, fright fans, as the FANGORIA Podcast Network has a treat for you all! Earlier this week, Joe DeRosa and Patrick Walsh dropped the latest episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL, sitting down to ramble through and occasionally lambast LEPRECHAUN. However, little did FANGORIA know that Joe and Pat had a seasonal surprise for us all, and somehow, they found a film on Netflix that might be even more incredulous than LEPRECHAUN… HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION! On the eighth episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL, Joe and Pat endure the painful experience of revisiting a movie that is impossibly worse than HALLOWEEN 5, HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION. Whether you’re listening to the show as a stand-alone podcast or a commentary to the film (which is streaming on Netflix Instant), you can hear the gruesome twosome talk about the logic about the H20 ending retcon, the absurd characters who make up our “protagonists” and the emotional investment horror fans have with horror sequels/prequels. And what is a special Halloween episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL without a pair of spooky Philip Seymour Hoffman stories?! You can also follow Joe and Pat on Twitter, and leave your suggestions for future episodes at FANGORIA’s Facebook Feed! Check back in 2 weeks for the next episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL! WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL is a production of the FANGORIA Podcast Network. WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL is executive produced by Ken W. Hanley and Thomas DeFeo. For more information, press opportunities and advertising rates pertinent to the FANGORIA Podcast Network, please contact ken@fangoria.com*

## Commentary Topics

* Joe's writing a script and now understands those half assed ADR explanations.
* Daisy McCracken, what is this Joe Dirt 3?
* Joe loved H2O and Pat liked it too. So does Ken Hanley, who puts Season of the Witch as his #1. Joe likes II more than I.
* Chronologically, it's I, II, H2O, Resurrection. How'd they get it so bad?
* It's a Busta Rhymes movie.
* Turn on the subtitles Joe!
* Why is Jaime Lee Curtis in an asylum?
* Joe's never seen Season of the Witch, blame his mom who said it was dumb and had nothing to do with the series.
* Los Feliz smells like a truck hauling skunks turned over. Pat had an 80 lb one outside his house turning on his auto porch light.
* Joe found a pristine copy of Great Outdoors and Uncle Buck on DVD on top of his trash can.
* What do you do when a skunk sprays your dog?
* The Key & Peele character gets a nondescript honeybun?
* People complained about the Michael Myers mask, how do you mess that up?
* The podcast's and Joe's star ratings after his public falling out with Anthony Cumia.
* Why does JLC kiss him on the lips? Her death is where Joe checks out.
* When Pat has an argument with a lady he's dating, he has a glass of Bourbon and watches Blue Valentine at 2 AM.
* The other scene in H2O that gives Joe goosebumps is when JLC shuts the gates and the hunter becomes the hunted. Joe dated a lady that didn't get that scene, the relationship didn't last.
* Joe had a dream about his friendship with Pat. Joe and a third friend they didn't like both text Pat, who doesn't respond to Joe. He wakes up and has to go to the Grove to buy corduroy slacks and a Kindle before texting Pat, WHO DOESN'T REPOND! He didn't get the text, Joe is relieved. Joe's also had a similar experience involving not answer Pete Holmes' call, but answering an unknown caller right after (Patton Oswalt).
* How hot was Tyra Banks? And still is!
* The boys love JLC (yowza that scene in Trading Places! And yes, Pat did it to that scene in True Lies as well). And her husband Christopher Guest, despite his angry demeanor. He also may've done an early Spoiler Alert! joke to Martin Short when he was describing his new movie Captain Ron.
* Joe's done similar to a scene in Fall Time.
* Pat's first nudity: Hamburger the Motion Picture. Still got him hard at 27.
* The nudity compelled Patty to keep watching Red Oaks.
* The hypocrisy of that guy from Creed, who's living in his car.
* Does any genre treat its fans worse than the horror genre? Especially with sequels? Especially ones with Jaime Kennedy?
* There's only so many times they can tarnish the mythology (see: Die Hard 5 and the upcoming prequel)
* Pat saw Gran Torino in a tiny screening theater with a drunk Phillip Seymour Hoffman, who found it uproariously funny, it was a joyous experience. Joe saw the man in New York, pulling up on a ten speed bike to see the aftermath of a traffic accident.
* This movie is pathetic. And they watched Leprechaun!
* Recommendations of movies with the guy who played Buzz in Home Alone.
* Pat would've never approached a hot woman walking into an LA bar, while Joe saw a woman that was so hot be so cold to him, he felt ashamed of himself.
* "So what's going on?" is how Pat's therapist starts the session, it's not working. Joe says the TV therapists that have continuity is a myth compared to real life. Pat likes therapy because it's an hour of no one looking at their phone.
* If you have an R rated movie, make it an R rated movie;
* Joe used to watch Showtime's After Hours (usually Lady Chatterly's Lover) at the same time as SNL and be ready to flip back and forth when his dad would walk in the room, but he never masturbated to it. Pat used to do it to scramble porn, you kids today have it so lucky!
* Pat also used to sneak R rated movies out of the video store in the Tucker: A Man and His Dream box. Then his dad caught him one day when he was renting Basic Instinct and asked "What's next Patrick? What's next? I'm going to go into your room and find the videotapes where you actually see the penis going into the vagina?" He had to watch Pulp Fiction ear to speaker at 4 AM to prevent getting caught.
* Joe at 19 had a porn called Anal Honeypie Part 2, bright red tape. His mom found it while cleaning and asked if he was gay. Pinkstone says Joe said, "I'm not gay Mom, I just like watching chicks take it in the shitter"
* Pat's friend hand copied a story from Penthouse Forum and gave it to Pat so he could jerk off to it (Kids, you're lucky!)). Pat's mom was also doing some housekeeping and found it, thinking it was an original story. She cried.
* Joe used to order films on Spice without too salacious titles, then tape them. Of course his mom found the cable bill and the tape.
* Ken Hanley's tweet ranking the Halloween films.
* They've seen Prom Night and Terror Train recently, both starring JLC.
* Love for Kevin Dillon in The Blob remake and Heaven Help Us.
* 4 pack DVD purchases and almost purchases.
* Thoughts on Amazon (it's great, but they know they're destroying small businesses).
* Where's Singleton? Come back baby!
* Furious 7 screener: Best Actor (Vin Diesel). People cried at the theater.
* Pat tried to write a snarky article on the F&F franchise, stopped at the first movie.
* The Star Wars and Back to the Future marathons in theaters and seeing it at their age.
* Thoughts on BTTF 3 and Joe's thoughts on what 2 should've been (all future).
* Do cops wrap people in blankets like in the movies?
* Fox and Lloyd appear on Kimmel.
* Note that the song in the start of the podcast is written and performed by Joe DeRosa!