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Dinosaurs

In the so-called "original" universe, dinosaurs went extinct eons before humanity came about. But due to a long series of events that hilstory hasn't been able to discover, dinosaurs continued living amongst HILT humans for a considerable amount of time.

## The Corridor

*Main article: The Corridor*

The first recorded appearance of dinosaurs in HILT was at the earliest known recorded moment of hilstory, when a group of four men crossed over from what they called the "original" universe and came to the HILT universe. They claimed to be in pursuit of a villain from their universe named Francois. However, one of the four men betrayed his companions and joined Francois in an attempt to seek revenge on his former companions. What exactly he was revenging has been lost to time.

After abandoning them, he assembled a small army, complete with war elephants and, yes, dinosaurs, and charged. In the chaos of battle, all the dinosaurs were killed, and PG Copper disappeared, presumed dead.

## Battle for Supremacy

*Main article: Battle for Supremacy*

In the midst of the most heated period of battle, scouts from Shanducha uncovered a giant horn, one which had been used generations ago to subdue and sometimes control the dinosaurs. As so much time had passed, no one remembered what the horn was used for anymore. Serendipitously, they blew the horn in the direction of Los Lobos, summoning massive swarms of dinosaurs and sending them charging towards the formerly impenetrable walls.

Unfortunately for Shanudcha, Los Lobos was able to quickly train some of the dinos and send them back at the dingy outpost Shanducha had built. Had it not been for the cannons Shanducha had recently discovered, they would've been goners. But happily for them, a solid volley of cannon fire halted the rampage, and from that moment on the battle belonged to Shanducha.

Since this hectic conflict, no reliable sign of dinosaurs has been spotted.
Season 1

**Season 1** was the second season to be released in *SideArms.io.* This season was released on October 31, 2019 and ended on December 6, 2019. Season 1was the first themed season being Halloween themed. This Season added Chat, Season 1 Battle Pass, and new Items, Stickers, and Medals, as Battle Awards.

## Gallery

The SideArms.io homepage background during Season 1.The old design of the Season 1 Participant Medal.The old design of the Season 1 Completionist Medal.
Deqhri Empire

The Deqhri Empire is a race of humanoid non-humans who were discovered as mankind expanded beyond their native solar system.

## Summary

A race of noble warriors with unswerving commitment to their craft, which includes advanced technologies. They have recently established trade relations with Bastion and Shanducha and are currently in the process of negotiations with Baton. They are governed by the noble Emperor Artorius.

Very little else is known of this race as they are very private and share little about themselves.

## Notable Citizens

* Karel
* Krell
Morty

A recurring character throughout HILT, second only to PG Copper for sheer number of appearances. Sometimes many Mortys feature in a single game. They are typically weak, without skills or attributes, and die quickly. It is not yet known where exactly they come from or why they are there.Perhaps when we discover the true secret of PG, we will also learn the truth of the Mortys.

The name Morty is typically translated as Morty in most other languages. One notable exception is in the Lakota tongue, where the name Morty is translated as Mato.

 Certain Death | Still alive somehow
John Smith

John Smith is a fugitive and ringleader of notorious gang *the Sinister Seven*, who has spent almost the entirety of the Hilt Space Era on the run from the law.

## Early Life

Not much is definitively known about John Smith's backstory, but a common theory proposed by some investigators associate John Smith with one Sebastian Korngold, a man who disappeared from Niiz K records and was promptly never seen again. These investigators point out a suspicious similarity between eyewitness reports of Korngold's appearance and photographs of John Smith. In addition to that, the first public record of John Smith shows up mere weeks after Korngold's disappearance.

## Career

At first a solo act, John Smith quickly became renowned for being one of the most reliable and untraceable assassins in the known galaxy. It wasn't until Mara Rubik herself went out of her way to get him arrested that police were ever able to apprehend him.

For unknown reasons, Niiz K sent their top lawyer The Dagger to bail him out. Officials claimed this was merely a philanthropic move to get an unjustly accused man freed from prison.

At some unknown point the Sinister Seven was formed. After a terrifying crime spree, they were apprehended in Rumanian space by Ty-Ren and Vanessa Cuaron after the Dude alerted them to the presence of the Sinister Seven. They were promptly dragged off to Asturia prison, where they participated in the mass prison break.

While attempting to flee Asturia, one of their number, Justine Abrams was shot in the back, at which point the team kidnapped Bernard Roe for emergency surgery. The remaining six fled and are currently unlocated.

## The Sinister Seven

* John Smith, ringleader and master assassin
* Mort Berg, con man
* Justine Abrams, cat burglar
* Geddy McBurger, muscle
* Steven Crank, mad scientist and inventor
* Edmund Splatter, explosives expert
* Giggles, nightmare clown

## Appearances

John Smith and/or the Sinister Seven appear as characters in:

* Message on Azriel V (RPG)
* Fear and Loathing in Niiz K (Short story)
* The Sinister Seven (Short story)
* The Fall of Wakiza (Short story)
Caddyism Wiki

**Welcome to the official Caddyism Wiki!**
Original Post November 2019 Caddyism is a new religion which worships Caddy. There are over seventy members. Outside of Caddy, some other important members serve larger roles in the religion, such as the Danvil, Connor, and the High Council.

Update March 2020: Good Caddy, I haven't been updating the wiki in a long time but a LOT has happened. Caddyism doesn't exist anymore! It feels like a distant memory compared to everything that has happened since then. I have a lot of new pages to write.

## Important articles

PlaceholderA page about your topicCaddyPlaceholderHigh CouncilPlaceholderAn Important LocationThe First Great PurgePlaceholderA Crucial Item

*Need help building out this community?*

* Getting Started
* How to Contribute
* Managing your new community
* Guides
* All Help articles

You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central!
Caddy's Banishment

On December 10th, 2019, Caddy was banished from the Hangouts and Discord of Caddyism. This created a power vacuum among the High Council and would lead to strife and friction between active Caddyists.

## Background

Caddy was fiercely opposed to the First Purge. This left many Caddyists unsatisfied and unhappy. This anger cumulated on December 10th, when Caddy was banished from the Hangouts by Bella.

## Ramifications

Caddy's Banishment crippled the High Council, making it unable to break ties. People fiercely debated how the Council should proceed, ultimately breaking apart into several points of view.

* Bella: Bella believed that the Council was perfectly functional with only four members, and that no new member should be added.
* Morgan: Morgan believed he should be the fifth member of the High Council. He believed that the fifth member should be determined by popular sovereignty, and that all Caddyists should have a say.
* Micah: Micah believed he should be the fifth member of the High Council. He believed the High Councilors should vote on this in secret.
* Xander: Xander believed that Chloe, an outsider, should be the fifth member of the High Council.

Ultimately, Xander won this debate, installing Chloe as the fifth member of the High Council, leaving Morgan and Micah displeased.
The Devastator

The Devastator is a zeppelin style airship manufactured by the Los Lobos government and gifted to PG Copper in his efforts to capture the mercenary Ojinjintka and her gang of cohorts (commonly called Joey's Seven).

Ojinjintka and her crew managed to bring down the zeppelin and overtake it, killing PG Copper in the process. They then got the Devastator airborne again and kept it as their permanent team vehicle.

While finishing a mission in Detroit, just outside the Shanduchan Capitol Building, the ship was overtaken by unknown assailants, leading Joey and her team in a vicious fight to reclaim possession of it.

## Floor plans

Please enjoy these beautiful and well made and very well researched floor plans of this very accurate depiction of a zeppelin, drawn by someone who definitely knows what he's talking about.
Knights and Stuff

Knights and Stuff is an RPG dealing with just that, knights... and stuff. The 4 main characters, all of whom's names have been lost in the wake of time, face many epic perils, like dragons, and what not.

## Background

After PG Copper's mass destructive attack on the Earth and or Universe, Old Earth was in sad, sorry shape.

## Story

Since the names of the 4 great adventurers have been all but forgotten, we will just skip the characters section and get right into the story. The 4
Allons-y

Allons-y is a character who appeared in the Jeves' School RPG.

## Description

An escaped mental health patient who is
convinced that he is a secret government agent on a mission to
assassinate the Prince of the McBurger food empire.

He found a shark stick, though we're still unsure what exactly that means, and he seems to have acquired a bear. A bear that is very bad at dodging.
Sacred Texts

The so-called Sacred Texts are an unusual feature of HILT. Despite being a parallel universe, there are many things that are familiar to the "original" universe. The explanation is simple. At the earliest parts of Hiltstory, legend tells of four men who crossed from the original universe to HILT. When they came, they brought certain things from the original universe with them. These have come to be generally revered and held as sacred, partly due to:

1. Their rarity
2. The unique nature through which they entered the HILT world
3. The knowledge that, should they be damaged or destroyed, they could never be replaced

Due to the fact that the four men crossing over caused instabilities in the HILT world, other items and objects sporadically appear as well, which are then added to the roster of Sacred Texts.

Not everyone universally agrees with their status as sacred. Some even vehemently oppose certain entries amongst the Sacred Texts.

## List of Sacred Texts

The following is a partial list of some of the things hailed as Sacred Texts by some or all of the HILT inhabitants.

* Firefly
* Star Wars: The Last Jedi
* Cowboy Bebop
* Oasis (band)
* M\*A\*S\*H
* Community
* Trigun
* The Clone Wars
* Jeeves & Wooster
* Sairat
* The Greatest Showman
* Various Jeff Bridges movies
The Veasles

The Veasles are a notorious, infectious disease in HILT.

## History

There have so far been two well documented outbreaks of the Veasles, one occurring circa 4250 BC, which ravaged most of what is known as Europe. A notable Veasles doctor, Darwin Ochoa, rose to fame for his efforts to suppress the plague. The Veasles were thought to be eradicated at this time. Darwin himself was later killed by henchmen sent by PG Copper.

The second well known outbreak began 154 AC during the Conglomerate occupation.

## Symptoms

It is still unknown how the Veasles are transmitted, and thus prevention is guesswork alone. However, someone who suffers from the Veasles can be immediately spotted by profuse sweating from the nipples. Pores on the rest of the body clamp shut, and the infected person dehydrates, sometimes to death, from the sweating.

Survivors often suffer from hallucinations for years afterward. No permanent treatment is yet known.
Akari Kawamoto

Akari Kawamoto is the Vice President of the Niiz K Corporation during the events of the Hilt Space Saga.

## Biography

Born onto the planet Farra, held to be one of the top three most luxurious planets in the galaxy (according to a survey conducted by the Niiz K Corporation), Akari's parents had a drive to give their daughter the best possible life. At a young age, they moved over to Ademar, the capital planet, to put her in the best school they could afford. She graduated as Valedictorian, Class President, and Prom Queen. Despite countless job offers, she soon found herself in local government almost by accident. Her immense popularity locally led to her winning every single election she entered, eventually becoming Minister of Education.

When it was announced that Lincoln Speers was the frontrunner in the Presidential race against incumbent Pierce DiMaggio, Speers selected Kawamoto as his running mate, and won the election in a landslide.

Between herself, President Lincoln Speers, and CEO Heinrich Gates, they represent the youngest ruling triumvirate Niiz K has ever known. Despite an assassination attempt early on in her term, she and Speers have achieved a record high approval rating.
Original Universe

The moniker "original" universe is applied to the supposed, mythical parallel universe that the four ancient travelers came from. It has been given this name to differentiate it from the HILT universe, and is called the "original" universe as recorded hiltstory begins with the arrival of the four ancient travelers. They referred to their home as the original universe, and this was taken as being a proper name by the Hiltlanders. It wasn't until much later the true meaning of the word "original" was discovered.

## Controversy

Some people throughout hiltstory have protested the label "original" universe as it somehow implies that universe is better than the HILT one, or that it implies that the HILT universe didn't even exist until the four ancient travelers arrived.

Typically these sorts of people belong to the Social Justice Brigade and nobody actually pays attention to them.

There have lately been attempts to rebrand the "Original" Universe as the WAW Universe, or Without Amazon Warriors, as that universe seems to be the only one in the entire Multiverse to not have them.
Ajax Von Spee

Ajax Von Spee is a character appearing in the Acquiring QH-29 game.

## Description

22 years old. His family has
been merchants for hundreds of years. They are are known for being
honerable businessmen. Trade is vital to the Shandüchan state, and his family are pillars of the economic revival that had been taking
place in the Empire.

He was born in the state of Lakeshire, under the control of Satrap
Ducane. Ducane's reforms were not well liked but he had the Spee family's support from the beginning. His uncle is the current Governor. The
City Chief is a war hero from the colonization wars, and is well
liked.

Ajax had always had an interest in politics and
regularly studies the political landscape of other nations to find
strength, weakness, and ways to exploit trade loopholes.

The Spee family is very rich and prosperous. But holding onto trade deals and
keeping goods out of the hands of pirates and thieves is no easy
feat. The Spees have long had to defend their holdings from villains. He was taught, as all Shandüchans must be, to fight. Despite this, Ajax is not a hardened soldier.

He is expected to one day take over the
family business. But before that his father decreed that Ajax must see the world and gain his own name before he would be truly worthy of
representing the Spees. If he dies, one of his 3 brothers or 2 sisters will
take his place.

He believes as all Shandüchans do-- [https://hiltrpg.fandom.com/wiki/Pragmatic\_Honor Immortality
Belongs to Those Who are Remembered].
Chapter 20

**Chapter 20** is the twentieth chapter of the Whispered Words manga.

## Characters

* Kiyori Torioi
* Tomoe Hachisuka
* Miyako Tamae
* Ushio Kazama
* Sumika Murasame
* Charlotte (Lotte) Münchhausen

## Summary

Kiyori greets Ushio back to class. Ushio laughs off a question on whether she kissed Sumika, cheerfully stating how could they be together, they are just friends.

Whilst Sumika is still off ill, Ushio thinks it could not possibly be love, because love is a dream that must one day shatter.

At the time she leaned towards Sumika who pushed her, stating she was just her friend, though Ushio remembers her at odds facial expression. In response Ushio stated she just got dizzy and tripped, besides the type of girl Ushio likes is Sumika's total opposite. Ushio finishes that she and Sumika will always be friends, because Sumika is more important to her than anyone.

Alone, Ushio finds her heart beating and she blushes, but intermittent flashes of Sumika's shocked face mixes disgust into the feeling.

Her brother finds her and seeing she looks upset, he simply asks if she would like to transfer schools again. Ushio thinks of Sumika, and she does not want to leave.

Finding her at school, Sumika needs answers. Ushio remembering Sumika's reaction gives her planned reason that she was dizzy from fever and just kind of stumbled.
Mushroom Cult

The "Mushroom Cult" was a religion practiced exclusively on Rum Island around the same time as the RPG "Knights and Stuff".

## History

Little is truly known of this Mushroom Cult, despite this, current evidence proves that in the 3900's BC, this religion was nearly exclusively practiced on Rum Isle. The famous knights and Mortys were known to be adherents to this belief system.

## Beliefs

Members of the Mushroom Cult, as the name suggests, worship mushrooms. The mushroom is taught to never be eaten, but instead to be feared. In the event of a mushroom worshiper encountering a wild growing mushroom, he was to cover it with grass or dirt, and by no means touch it. This was in hopes that the evil mushroom lords not come and cause destruction, like they had in generations past.

Mushroom worshipers also had a key that was to them held as a sacred relic. the key now exists in a R.O.M.A.N. museum, where it has been safely kept to this day.

## Theories

It is widely believed that mushroom worship, beyond a doubt, originated in the wake of the Great Accident, A.K.A. that one time PG Copper blew everything up with nukes. The reason for this is because nuclear weapons are known to cause a "mushroom cloud" on detonation. Likely, as humanity regressed into simpler technology and ways of thinking, the tales of the great mushroom clouds that filled Old Earth became a legend, and eventually, generations later, an entire religion. More evidence for this theory comes from the key relic. Studies by many different scientists and historians have proven this to be one of the many keys PG Copper used to launch nuclear weapons, and devastate Old Earth.

Another theory, held mainly by skeptics argues that this nonsensical religion is merely the result of too much rum drinking on the part of Rum Islanders.
Chapter 10

**Chapter 10** is the tenth chapter of the Whispered Words manga.

## Characters

* Tomoe Hachisuka
* Masaki Akemiya
* Kiyori Torioi
* Ushio Kazama
* Azusa Aoi
* Sumika Murasame

## Summary

Tomoe announces the girls club's first summer training camp and with Ushio, Kiyori and Miyako they begin it at the beach.

Meanwhile Sumika is preparing the novel with Azusa for the yuri sale. She feels she should have gone to the beach with Ushio rather than stay for Azusa's sake, and then envisions Ushio's bathing suit falling off.

On the beach side off things, after leaving their luggage at the inn it is suggested they head to Sumika's event tomorrow.

Anxious to complete and join Ushio at the beach, Sumika finds herself consoling Azusa who is under pressure. Despite setbacks, Sumika refuses to give up halfway through and continues binding copies of the book. Nevertheless she is sorry to Ushio, she cannot go with her this time.

At the yuri sales event, Ushio has come disguised and finds Sumika, she came because she wanted to see her.
Archibald Jeeeves

A butler of substantial merit and some skill. He served his master well until he fell on hard economic times and could no longer afford Jeeves' fee. He is looking for work on board the ship, if any may be had.

## Certain Death

*Main article: Certain Death*

Having always associated himself with the Loyalist faction on board the ship, Jeeeves quickly made himself available to help when Condemned troops starting uprising more than ever before. This got him into a number of sticky situations, such as fighting around 9,000 troops in a narrow corridor (gaining victory only when he and companion Lokva threw open an airlock and got most of their foes sucked into space), or when he himself got sucked out the cockpit window, again into open space.

However, through his alliances, predominantly with Etienne Lagos and Rory Killian, Jeeeves was able to survive endless assaults and plots, including getting revenge for the theft of his beloved At Least Seven Layer dip.

After the residents of the ship learned they were descendants of Los Lobos and united to work for a better future, Jeeeves instituted a school for butlers that continues to train new, efficient Conglomerate butlers.

## Personality

He is able to cook with consistent skill. Even the most miserable slop can be made appetizing with the right herbs and spices. Jeeeves excels at this. And he is handy with a needle and thread or if you need clothes pressed.

He can frequently be seen roaming the long corridors of the ship with his silver platter and sporting a very fetching top hat.

His entire life he had an incredible ability to control people's bladders and force them to pee themselves. Thanks to his reticence, he was able to go his entire life without people knowing about this.
Tomoe Hachisuka

**Tomoe Hachisuka** (蓮賀 朋絵, *Hachisuka Tomoe*) is a character in Whispered Words.

## Appearance

Tomoe has medium length greyish black hair and gray eyes.

## Personality

Very insightful, Tomoe is good at reading people and asking questions in a manner to get the answers she suspects.

## Relationships

### Miyako Tamae

Her girlfriend whom she is often seen around.

## Etymology

* The name **Tomoe** means "friend" (朋) (**tomo**) and "picture, painting" (絵) (**e**).
* Tomoe's surname **Hachisuka** means "lotus, water lily" (蓮) (**hachisu**) and "congratulations, joy" (賀) (**ka**).
The United Rooms of the Motorhome

## Early History

The United Rooms of the Motorhome (URM) is a country created before the Scramble for Rum Island. The first and possibly only president is X Winters. who may or may not have eaten sugar for the rest of his life in order to be president forever .

## Scrum Isle

During Scramble for Rum Island, the URM made its debut on the world scene, showing off its formidable navy. Using alliances and strategic tactics, the URM came out the winner and a representative for smaller nations wanting to go big.

## Later History

During the Stabbed MANY 1 Dude in the Eye RPG, the United Rooms was a powerful space-going nation. Fleet Admiral X Winters was court-martialed for the accidental genocide of sentient dandelions on Titan. He was placed on a penal colony on a random asteroid in the Kuiper Belt. He escaped with the help of others and went on to become a successful President.

Due to technical issues the URM was unable to participate in the Unknown King and the Maelstrom, not because they didn't want to - the entire country mourned its inability to join. There was much outcry and insurrection.
Madame Maggie Flumpkis the 14th of Londonberry

She's a cat.

## Career

Maggie somehow wound up aboard the *Devastator* around the same time Ojinjintka and her merry band of mercenaries stole it from PG Copper. Maggie had firecrackers attached to her tail and hurled at PG's face, which somehow didn't end in Maggie getting killed.

To this day she hates firecrackers. Also faces. Basically just any face she sees, she hates.
Fenicia Chevrolet

Fenicia Chevrolet is a character appearing the Acquiring QH-29 RPG.

## Description

Every dynasty has its
secrets...

Having grown up bearing the weight of her family's
name, Fenicia Chevrolet was pretty much accustomed to the lifestyle
that fame carries over. Wealth? Excessive. Brown-nosing? Aplenty.
Opportunities? Galore. What they DON'T tell you about being a tycoon?
It can get pretty boring.

Her father, the eccentric Francisco Chevrolet, had been the roguish type as a lad. Having lost his kin
in a freak accident at the Detroit World Fair, he'd disappeared
without a trace, only to be rediscovered post a series of almost unbelievable events, including a runaway mercenary gang and angry cats. After returning to Detroit, he built his business back into
financial glory, taking a prized seat in the glittering social
circles. This pushed Fenicia into the spotlight from her youth
on.

Now at the ripe age of 21, she assumed control on the
media and entertainment outlet of her father's company. Inheriting
the wild gene from him, she was not satisfied in the superficial
delights of that world, delighting in pranks and traps on the
stupefied rich. This led her to a run-in which nearly sent her to
prison, but she sweet-talked (and paid) her way out of it. That gave
her a taste of perhaps a more devious idea. Swiping supplies from
the very department she ran, a persona was created.

Thus was
born Stropha, the Maiden of Mischief. If there was trouble to be had,
you'll probably find her there. She gains nothing save for the
adrenaline rush, and the riskier the better. She still keeps up her
business guise, but like a moth to a flame, she finds the thrill
rather hard to resist. She absolutely refuses to accept money for her
antics, but if it guarantees adventure, she might magnetize her moral
compass for a minute.

Socialite? Sneak? Both? You
decide.

Oh, and don't tell daddy. He wouldn't want her to be
getting her persona dirty.
Slicks McGee

Slicks McGee was a character appearing in the Discord RPG Lunette.

## Backstory

Slicks McGee is one cool cat.  Playing in nightclubs all over the city, he claims to have created a new sort of jazz - combining his trumpet skills with heavy industrial sounds of pounding cogs and the din of the underworld's failed dreams.  The ethereal screams devolve into frenzied toots meaningless as the void of a gin-soaked and septic liver.  Well, that is what he creates at home, as all he generally does is play the drone in the hidden speakeasies to make a little coin.  His personal stylinngs are entirely based in Italo Disco, high waisted pats, gaudy wristwatches, pink socks and ugly ties.

Where did his life start?  How did it wind up here?  Well, honestly, he had it quite nice as a child - after all, his parents had more than enough cash to send him to the best schools and pay for private music lesson from the time he was 2 years old.  Something about metal just always drew him to brass instruments - and he is an expert in all.  Saxophone, horn, cornet, trumpet - he can improvise a tune any on of them that would make you think he had dedicated his life that particular one.  The single child was spoiled beyond belief and always loved the nightlife.

But, tragedy caught up to the McGee family eventually - one night mobsters did a hit on his parents as he was trying to clean away any internal wounds with some brandy in a dive.  He was 19 at the time, he inherited all of that wealth.  Fortunately for our slickster, he realized that dumping his dad's bonds all at once and living a low profile life in a small apartment would provide him with more than enough cash to live at the rest of his days happily in booze filled delusions.  His low profile and being constantly in the dumpiest jazz clubs betrays the fact that he is rich beyond your wildest dreams and actually high class.  Fortunately for Slicks, it doesn't seem anyone has caught on yet and that is just fine by his standards.  Besides, his "music career" technically pays enough to be able to afford a crummy place like his, so it's not like anyone would suspect anything different.  How old is he actually now?  Dunno, early 30s probably or somewhere in there and he probably won't stop drifting anytime soon.

His trusty "Big Alto" trumpet is always in hand - and it's more than just his means of living in the shady underworld.  It has also has a hidden revolver, all that is needed to become fully functional is to slide the trigger and the stock in place and BLAM.  He has learned that having some sort of firearm on hand is always a good idea.  Besides that, he generally always has some brass knuckles that read "Mr. Poppa", a lockpicking set and some matches.  Not that he smokes or has any use for that stuff, but he always finds himself around people that seem to need that.  Old Slicks has it pretty nice, truth be told.
Fleur Cunningham

Miss Fleur Cunningham is a character who appeared in the RPG Acquiring QH-29.

## Description

She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Her
mother had inherited a large sum of money and uprooted her family in the blink of an eye. Off to a foreign land they went, Fleur's
parents and her older brother. Fleur was born a few years later into
a little-less-than-chaotic mess. Her brother was always away from
home, attending a school hours away, her father busily working to
make up for his wife's poor spending habits, and her mother using
Fleur as a toy rather then her own child. When Fleur just wanted to
play with her toys alone in her room, she was unnecessarily dolled up
and shown off to her mother's friends.

When she turned of age, she
was sent off to school, like her brother who was now graduated and
helping their father in his clothes shop. By now, Fleur was tired of
people and all she wanted was to be by herself. Loneliness, according
to her, was a prized possession that should be held onto dearly. She made
friends in plants and the world close to her; even going as far as to
hand-sew clothing for her father to sell in her free time. Once
graduated and back home, she worked with her father to earn the money
to move, to venture back to her original roots.

She promised herself
that she wouldn't depend on her family to provide for her, so it
became her mission to provide for herself. As routine as it's become,
Fleur works as a baker for one of the local bakeries and sells her
own handmade clothes as a side hustle. Armed with her plants and her
treasured loneliness, she trumps her challenges and lives freely (or as
much as she can).

Miss Fleur Cunningham, by start of the RPG storyline, is aged 33.
Acquiring QH-29

Acquiring QH-29 is an RPG with the simply stated objective of acquiring QH-29. What a QH-29 is and why it needs acquiring is as yet unanswered.

## Plot

About fifty years after the events of Ojinjintka and just before the Great Accident, eight individuals were abducted, forced into a deep sleep, and experimented on by possibly wayward scientists.

After a year of this, two of the scientists, Faye and Jacobim Ochoa, learned that their test subject were in fact *unwilling* subjects, and hastily arranged an escape for these poor eight individuals. They then set out to determine who exactly was the cause of all of this, as well as find out more information about another similar test going on at the same time. An experiment known simply as QH-29.

## Characters

* Ajax Von Spee
* Clementine
* Fenicia Chevrolet
* Fleur Cunningham (Miss)
* Inaki Arreo
* Leon Giovanni
* Paco Rubio
* Zacchaeus Morgana
Lincoln Speers

Lincoln Speers is the President of the Niiz K Corporation during the events of the HILT Space Saga.

## Biography

Lincoln was born on the poorest planet in the Niiz K system, an ice world called Nidal. Growing up in a comparatively hostile environment nurtured in him a desire to help others as much as possible. He entered politics locally, and gradually ascended the ranks until he was finally stationed in Ademar, the capital, serving as Senator for Nidal to ensure their interests were always met by the government.

By time the first term of office for incumbent President Pierce DiMaggio was coming up, Lincoln had garnered enough support that an attempt at running for President seemed completely doable. In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Lincoln and his running mate Akari Kawamoto won in a landslide.

His platform is built mostly on the issue of transparency. One of the biggest criticisms leveled against former President Pierce DiMaggio was corruption. To aid in this, Lincoln and Kawamoto meet a minimum of once a week with the business side of Niiz K (primarily with Heinrich Gates and his entourage of assistants) to review all activity being done on both the political and business sides of things. The discussions are transcribed and released to the general public (with the obvious exception of confidential reports being excluded) so the populace at large can keep up to date with the decisions being made, who is making them, and who is profiting off of these decisions.

For these and other endeavors, Lincoln Speers and Akari Kawamoto are presently holding onto the highest approval ratings ever given to a Niiz K presidential combo. Of course, some aren't satisfied with these precautions, and continue to insist that Speers and Kawamoto are simply puppets in Heinrich Gates' hands, and that he influenced the election to get easygoing people in office. These accusations, however, represent the minority, so nobody in Niiz K gives these reports any real consideration.
Marcelot

The Story of Marcelot or simply "Marcelot" Is an RPG set in the same era as The Sea of Blood. It describes the escapades of a group of swashbuckling lads as they explore a strangely mysterious archipelago, and hunt down the evil villainess "Marcela".

### Plot

Marcelot starts with the union of several unlikely friends who's names have all been forgotten, except for Briggs Dexmond, that's right, another Briggs Dexmond what are you gonna do about it? This group of individuals then proceeds to explore this archipelago and discovers a chain of islands that all have unique climates as well as cultures. The group chases a woman named Marcela, an aptly named villain because one of the friends involved was actively crushing on a girl IRL of the same name. She was doing all sorts of evil jezebelery all over the archipelago and had to be stopped. In an epic showdown, all but one member of the crew were killed at the hand of Marcela. In a bold move the last remaining individual used a massive amount of powder kegs to completely destroy the castle Marcela was at and walk off in victory.

#### Disclaimer

This is one of the very first RPGs I had ever played and it was many years ago so many of the plot points may not be 100% on point. In fact really the only thing I remember is an epic showdown with Marcela where only one or two guys lived, but the above plot should serve as the tale, nay the legend of Marcelot.
Jonas

A repair bot that shies away from violence. His sole purpose is to keep the ship afloat. He has amazing repair skills and knows all the good little nooks and crannies on the ship to hide in.

As a part of the ship, Jonas as well has heavily damaged memory banks. Probably somewhere in the dark recesses of his mind are some very useful tidbits of information.

## Certain Death

Throughout much of the events depicted in Certain Death, Jonas teetered erratically between functioning well and accomplishing things (e.g. capturing 9,000 Condemned soldiers inside airlocks, repairing the heating in a freezing segment of the ship) and just bonking off and doing dumb stuff for the sake of doing dumb stuff (e.g. stealing a 7 layer dip belonging to Archibald Jeeeves, or booby trapping the room belonging to Wirt Minnow).

All in all, mostly harmless.

## Jeves' School

About a generation after the events of Certain Death, Jonas was employed to serve on the island housing Jeves' School, alongside a Morty and a massive, unnamed man. All three were stationed at a long rope bridge outside the school. All three died when Grouchy Bob ran past them and cut the ropes of the bridge before they could reach land.

## Aftermath

Another generation or two later, after the residents became the Conglomerate civilization, Jonas' body was recovered from the ravine he fell into, and then torn apart to be repurposed as cyborg parts for PG Copper, who was then sent on a mission of exploration throughout time.
The Kingdom Of Brewtan

The Kingdom Of Brewtan, or just "Brewtan" is a monarchy with Old Earth origins. Citizens of Brewtan, or Brewtanians, have maintained prescience throughout most of recorded human history. Legend says Brewtan started as a humble micronation in a parallel universe, most of these theories are completely spurned by the Brewtanian elite.

## Early History

Brewtanian legend states that the kingdom was founded long before the earliest evidence found, by forest dwelling folk. The leaders of these people being Argoth, the patriarch, and mysterious outsider to the forest folk, and Hasuna, native born forester, and the Matriarch. Old Brewtanian legends say these two founded the original capital of Brewtan, Bajkiper, and then proceeded to spread their offspring all around the fertile lands nearby and growing prosperous and strong. While most of the Noble class of Brewtan believes these folk tales to this day, most Brewtanian scholars tend to dismiss these theories.

Archeological evidence shows Brewtan has been a thriving nation since centuries before the first great war, known colloquially as the "Battle for Supremacy". Other than minor fragments of documents, and everyday items, not much is left that can accurately tell the story of Brewtan. Despite this, among these fragments have been found many clues pointing to what life may have been like, for example one of the oldest artifacts found is an arrow, showing Brewtan highly valued their military from an early stage. One unearthed building that was found circa 2,000 BC, and dated at around 8,000 BC, had on its exterior wall an impressive mural depicting the then sacred process of brewing Brewtanian ale.

## First Great War

The First Great War, or "Battle For Supremacy" was the first recorded worldwide conflict on Old Earth. During this time, Brewtan was fighting fiercely to become the world power. Brewtan was at that time engaged in war with the kingdoms of Shandücha, R.O.M.A.N, and had a very loose alliance with the kingdom of Los Lobos. Fighting in this war happened circa 7,000 BC, and the cause was generally accepted to be the wanton, and aggressive actions of the then new upstart nation R.O.M.A.N. This caused all to go to war to determine who had the right to be called the true world power of the time. During this war, Brewtan fought valiantly to prove itself to the antagonizing nation of R.O.M.A.N. and to it's allies. The beginning of the war saw Brewtan standing strong and easily fighting off the first few waves of enemies. The outcome, however, was not great for Brewtan, as it was eventually overtaken by a joint effort of R.O.M.A.N. and Shandücha, and recieved absolutely no support from it's supposed ally, Los Lobos.
Andromeda Halifax

**Xena "Andromeda" Halifax** is a character initially introduced in the Tempest Saga. She is an archaeologist, jury rigger, saleswoman and former fugitive.

## Appearance

Andromeda has long hair braded into a faux shaved side on the right side of her head. The rest of her hair flows freely on the left side of her face. Her face is covered in scars which she has gotten procedures to lighten. She usually wears leather and denim clothes with a fur coat which she has claimed "belonged to an old friend." She has a blaster and electric crossbow strapped to her back and a dagger strapped to her left thigh.
Holy Robison Empire

The First Holy Robison Empire (HRE for short) is a large and powerful empire established after a couple thousand years of oppression by the original four major founding nations. Many trials shaped the emerging nation into a powerful warmonger whose territory threaded the globe and several planets across the galaxies. Fittingly, the HRE battle cry has become one of the most well known quotes in history; Long live the Emperor!

## History

The HRE was founded by the great Ian Robison, emperor of all he surveys. Except Brewtan or the URM. The HRE ruled the entire Klamath basin for a long time until, in their abounding generosity, they decided to give independence to some of their territories. Since then, they have cultivated loving relationships very similar to that of the United States and its protected territories.

In 0000 h, the HRE joined an all out war against the other major and minor nations, in Scrum Isle. They teamed up with their former territories to form the United Kingdoms of the Greater Crater Lake Region, plus its awe and fear inspiring Navy.

To be honest, it was pretty easy to grab land when the major nations were busy fighting each other and not paying attention.

One beloved legend says that King Ian personally traveled to the Shanduchan homeland, fought the Emperor's favorite caiman in hand to hand combat, and left its head in the Emperor's bed. He then traveled deep into the bush on foot to gather an army of Shanduchan citizens and led them in revolt, overthrowing the corrupt Emperor. It is a good story, definitely not rooted in fact.

## Territory

Despite being a recently founded young nation, the HRE has conquered vast lands with their ingenuity and offensive military policy.
The Klamath Basin, Turkey, Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Egypt

## Notable Citizens

* Ian Robison
* Zacchaeus Morgana
* Wyatt the Mountain
* X Winters (honorary citizen)
Felix Untervelt

Felix Untervelt is a Shanduchan man, hailing from one of Shanduchas many Martian colonies. Felix was an innocent man, and known by many as a successful, honest, and hard-working businessman. Around the year 2,489 BC Felix was kidnapped by a band of merry renegades, and delivered to Mining Colony 7 for unknown reasons. As of now nothing else is known about this man.

## Felix Untervelt Memorial Space Station

A considerable time after those events, members of the Untervelt family sponsored construction of a space station in the memory of Felix. As time passed, the Conglomerate invasion happened, and humanity was suppressed, the FUMSS became less a beacon of liberty and more of a large black market *just* outside Conglomerate influence.

It was here that Anton Zerp purchased his legendary spaceship and met his legendary crew - Grant Sud, Briggs Dexmond, and PG Copper.
Conglomerate (species)

A vicious, bloodthirsty, and manipulative alien race from a neighboring galaxy, the Conglomerate have been the biggest threat humanity has ever faced.

## Origin

*Main article: Certain Death*

In the aftermath of a terrible war, four of the dominant HILT nations (Brewtan, R.O.M.A.N, Shanducha, and Tsukonia) united to gather up and banish all members of the Los Lobos race. A gargantuan spacecraft, originally meant to serve to expand the human race outside the solar system, was then repurposed to load up all Los Lobians and hurl them blindly into space, unable to control their own course.

Somehow, through sheer willpower, the people on board the ship survived. For generations, even after food supplies ran out, they engineered new ways to grow food and to adapt to their living conditions. Partly thanks to intentional genetic experiments and partly thanks to deep space radiation, everyone mutated in a variety of unusual and unpredictable ways, eventually bearing little resemblance to their human forerunners.

In time, the ship came to land on a habitable planet in the Andromeda galaxy, and the descendants of Los Lobos chose to call themselves by a new name: The Conglomerate, based on the name written on the side of the ship.

As the Conglomerate grew, stabilized, and mutated, the humans back on Earth soon forgot all about them, focusing instead on their project of terraforming the galaxy.

## First Contact

At the outmost edge of the galaxy, terraforming was finally becoming widespread. As some humans were hard at work developed a massively hostile planet, they witnessed strange looking ships approaching. Initially, the humans tried speaking to them. These aliens obviously understood every word being spoken, but would only reply in their own tongue. In the entire encounter, the aliens said one word in perfect, clear English. "Conglomerate." Immediately after the humans experiencing this first contact reported what had happened, the Conglomerate slaughtered them all.

## Conquest

In the span of just one generation, the Conglomerate had conquered the entire galaxy. After subjugating the entire Snickers galaxy, they mostly left the outer rim and settled in approximately the middle 50%, where all the richest and best developed planets were. While still maintaining control over the whole galaxy, they pretty much ignore the outer rim, content with occasional scouts and human mercenaries to keep order.

## Characteristics

In addition to their previously described personality ("vicious, bloodthirsty, and manipulative") the Conglomerate are distinctly alien, though possessing a few human traits. Two arms, legs, ears, eyes, etc. They have even been known to cross breed with humans, leading to a hybird human/Conglomerate creature, though instances of this are rare.

They have their own language, but all seem to understand humans when they speak, though they have uniformly never spoken in a human language, aside from uttering the word "Conglomerate".
The Menagerie of Doom

The Menagerie of Doom was a game played amongst the HILT fathers. Super secret, top secret, so secret if I told you what happened, I'd have to kill you.

Here's how it went...

## Plot

At some point after humanity had set out for the stars, but before the Conglomerate showed up and ruined everyone's day, four individuals were lounging about on their planet (this planet probably had a name or something) when they were suddenly abducted by aliens.

This surprised everyone, as aliens were thought to not exist up to this point. Especially weird was the fact that these aliens were vaguely humanoid, though definitely shorter, fatter, and uglier than the average human.

The four humans were thrown into what seemed to be a zoo enclosure. They had beds to sleep on in the middle of a lovely meadow, albeit one surrounded by glass allowing passerby to look in and see them. This alarmed them, as when they were abducted their clothes seemed to have vanished.

Using their wits and the items they had with them (why they had all carried things when their clothes were gone has been so far left unexplained) they were able to fashion a snare to catch an alien and allow them to escape. Their first move, post escape, was to open a pen full of cows and cause a stampede in the opposite direction as a distraction. Then they found zebras, quickly worked out how to ride them, and got away even quicker than they'd anticipated.

A bunch of other things happened, like finding a bunch of cool guns, wooing the incredibly ugly nurses who patched them up, and then almost ditching those nurses when they found Amazons.

Unfortunately, when they finally got to the escape pods, of the three, only two made it through the vast minefield that surrounded the ship.

## Characters

* Aubrey Bojangles
* Clyde the Slyde
* Remy Zorgane
* The Wizard

## Trivia

The presence of Clyde the Slyde causes something of a continuity issue, as he had appeared in The High Gate, a game which took place several thousand years before, and he died both times. This continuity problem may get fixed sometime, but probably won't.
Quin

Quin is the unit of currency used throughout HILT, though its value fluctuates wildly. Especially when humanity begins spreading throughout the galaxy, a quin has no consistent value from planet to planet, hence allowing someone to, say, sell a bottle of wine on one planet for 100 quin, only to then use that same 100 quin to buy a spaceship on another planet.

Clever people can use this to their advantage. Dumb people get frequently suckered in to giving away their life savings on stupid things. Much like tourists.