recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Carlos Pérez

**Carlos Pérez** ex un ex-futbolista mexicano, jugo de portero en Cruz Azul, y trabaja en el club como entrenador en Cruz Azul Femenil.

## Trayectoria

Debuto en 1999 con el Cruz Azul Hidalgo donde fue subcampeón cuando perdió ante Unión de Curtidores, luego debuto en el primer equipo en el año 2000, pero solo jugo 2 años y pocos partidos, actualmente trabaja en la institución.
Животные, которых можно приручить

Коза - можно приручить на уровне самоучки.

Корова - можно приручить на уровне самоучки.

Курица - можно приручить на уровне самоучки.

Собака - можно приручить на начальном уровне (нет требований).

Лошадь - можно приручить на уровне адепта.

Малорогий олень - можно приручить на уровне адепта.

Кролик - можно приручить на уровне адепта.

Лиса - можно приручить на уровне адепта.

Арабийский слон - приручить можно только если ты самый лучший дрессировщик в своем государстве (уровень бог).

Большерогий олень - можно приручить на уровне адепта.

Кошказский песец - можно приручить на уровне адепта.

Ястреб - можно приручить на уровне самоучки.

Кошказский медведь - можно приручить на уровне легенды.

Серый волк - можно приручить на уровне укротителя.

Кошказ (северный котик) - можно приручить на уровне укротителя.

Краб-рыболов - можно приручить на уровне укротителя.

Узкоглазская пантера - можно приручить на уровне профи.

Новоградский медведь - можно приручить на уровне профи.

Бомжградская крыса - можно приручить на уровне укротителя.

Гигантский медведь - можно приручить на уровне легенды.

Арабийский лев - можно приручить на уровне профи.

Кошказский волк - можно приручить на уровне профи.

Кошказский тигр - можно приручить на уровне профи.
Erick Marín

**Erick Marín** es un ex-futbolista mexicano, actualmente es auxiliar de Tomás Campos en FC Juárez.

## Trayectoria

Debuto en el Invierno 2000 con el Cruz Azul, paso por varios equipos, y se retiro en 2011 con Cruz Azul Hidalgo.

Durante 2011-2012 fue auxiliar en la sub-20 de San Luis, y ahora en 2018 fue nombrado auxiliar de Tomás Campos en Juárez durante los 2 partidos restantes.
Porfirio Jiménez

**Porfirio Jiménez** es un ex-futbolista y entrenador mexicano, actualmente dirige al Cruz Azul Premier.

## Trayectoria

Debuto con Cruz Azul en el año de 1986, con ellos jugo hasta el 1992, en 1993 jugo con los Tecos, donde logro su primer titulo, hasta retirarse en 1997.

Actualmente, trabaja en las fuerzas básicas cementeras.
Pedro Duana

**Pedro Duana** es un ex-futbolista mexicano que jugo de delantero.

## Trayectoria

Fue formado en las Fuerzas Básicas de Cruz Azul, siendo uno de los prospectos a seguir.

Debuto en la temporada 86-87, tenía la dualidad de jugar bien por el centro o como delantero, ocupo el sexto puesto de goleadores del equipo con 65 anotaciones.

Su última temporada como Celeste fue en el 95-96. Jugó después para el Atlas, Santos y el Pachuca, concluyendo su carrera en el año de 1999.

En 2014 empezo a ser auxiliar técnico en equipos como Promodep y San Jose del Arenal, ambos en Tercera División.
Уникальные способности

Уникальные способности есть у каждого персонажа. Случайная уникальная способность дается изначально, а также при выполнении определенных заданий и каждые десять уровней появляется новая. Способности дающиеся каждые десять уровней уже на случайны, а зависят от действий игрока и его занятий за эти пять лет и выбираются самостоятельно.

## Виды уникальных способностей

### Помощь из вне

Теперь если на вас нападут на улице, есть вероятность что вам поможет незнакомец. Помощником будет тот, кто находится ближе всего и при этом не является нападающим на вас или его другом. Если ваш персонаж - женщина, то вероятность помощи больше. Если вероятный помощник - женщина, то вероятность помощи меньше. Если вероятный помощник вооружен лучше вашего противника - вероятность помощи больше.

### Исследователь

Во время случайных прогулок, в два раза повышается вероятность найти уникальные постройки или людей. Например, случайное нахождение подвала с луком, случайная встреча с караваном, готовым торговать, или даже нахождение развалин целого города.

### Ниндзя

Дает возможность красться и бежать одновременно, а также повышается скорость и скрытность на 50%

### Спринтер

Скорость бега увеличивается в два раза. Вероятность увернутся повышается на 50%.

### Железный кулак

Урон от рукопашного боя увеличивается в два раза. Вероятность "вырубить" противника повышается на 50%.

### Стиль кон-ё

Урон от пинков увеличивается в пять раз. Скорость и скрытность повышается на 25%.

### Знаток оружия

Урон от любого НЕ холодного оружия повышается на 50%.
Der blonde Hans

Der blonde Hans war der Anführer einer Räubergruppe, die südwestlich von Sühnfels in den Wäldern lebte. Er hatte strahlend blondes Haar und trug eine goldlakierte Brustplatte. Er paktierte mit dem Blutrad, so unterstützte er sie beim Drogenschmuggel und Ulsten Krane bei der Suche nach magischen Gegenständen. Dabei kreuzten sich seine Wege mit der Heldengruppe, die er in einen Hinterhalt lockte. Er verschohnte bis auf Vias alle Helden und schleppte sie zum Waldrand. Er strab am Tag darauf, als die Helden durch einen Geheimgang in das Lager gelangen konnten und alle massakrierten. In seinem Büro entdeckten die Helden ein geheimes Zimmer, in dem Potraits der verstorbenen Königsfamilie von Tilmaar hing. Dort fanden sich auch weitere Notizen und Bücher zu diesem ausgestorbenem Königshaus. Dort fanden sie außerdem ein auffälliges Siegel, das Erik sofort an sich nahm. Ethuin nahm ein Buch über sehr alte Burgen mit.
Guillermo Allison

**Guillermo Allison Revuelta** es un futbolista mexicano que se desempeña en la posición de Portero en el Cruz Azul de la Primera División de México.

## Trayectoria

Guillermo empezó desde 2005 en las filas de Cruz azul teniendo buenas actuaciones. Para el Torneo Apertura 2010 Guillermo es considerado por Enrique Meza para formar parte de su plantel y ser el tercer portero del equipo de primera división tras la salida de Julio César Valdivia y otorgándole el número 12 en los dorsales, esperando poder debutar en este torneo ya que en los últimos años los porteros que tienen este dorsal y son fuerzas básicas del cruz azul no han podido ni siquiera salir a la banca con regularidad.

Debutó el 25 de julio de 2012 en un partido de la Copa MX contra el equipo de Neza FC.
Debuta en primera división en el apertura 2013 de la liga BBVA de México ante el equipo de Toluca en la jornada 9, el cual Cruz Azul gana 2-1 con un final emocionante destacando Allíson al parar un penal al final del partido. Además fue titular en gran parte de los partidos de la fase de grupos de la Concacaf Liga Campeones 2013-14 en donde a la postre saldría campeón.

Más tarde después de que el portero titular Jose de Jesus Corona fuera mal sancionado por un agración contra los jugadores de Club Tijuana como Hernan Pellerano, Allison fue designado para ser el titular en el partido ida vs Deportivo Toluca en dondé a pesar de tener pequeños errores no paso a mayores y además tuvo algunas atajadas que mantuvieron el 0-0 para definir el título en el partido de vuelta, pero ya con Corona de titular.

## Palmarés

 Concacaf Liga Campeones | Cruz Azul | México | 2014
Гамы от Мештепе вики

## Добро пожаловать на **Вики** о бесчисленных **гамах** от **Мештепе**

У такого гения (я люблю себя), как Мештепе есть много гам. Много от слова **очень**. Во всех этих гамах долго разбираться, и мы поможем вам в этом.

## Помощь участникам

**Фэндом** — это сообщество интернет-энциклопедий на разные темы. Любой пользователь может редактировать страницы на этой вики: просто нажмите кнопку «Править» в верхней части любой страницы. Посетите Вики Сообщества и задайте любой вопрос на форуме.

Вот список некоторых служебных страниц, которые пригодятся любому участнику вики:

* Все статьи вики
* Шаблоны
* Активные участники
* Категории
* Свежие правки
* Новые изображения на вики
* Справка
2016

## Acontecimientos

* Refuerzos del Clausura 2016
	+ Joffre Guerrón
	+ Aldo Leao Ramírez
	+ Victor Vázquez Solsona
* Suben de la filial de Cruz Azul Hidalgo: Juan Diego González, Silvio Borjas, y de la sub-20 Alejandro Peláez.
* Refuerzos del Apertura 2016
	+ Adrián Aldrete
	+ Jesús Daniel García
	+ Julián Velázquez
	+ Enzo Roco
	+ Francisco Silva
	+ Jonathan Cristaldo
* Tomás Boy es cesado en la fecha 14, tras perder contra el Puebla, Joaquín Moreno tomo su lugar
Путлер, Владольф Вальдемарович

**Владольф Вальдемарович Путлер**, — российский государственный и политический деятель. Действующий президент Российской Федерации, председатель Государственного Совета Российской Федерации и Совета Безопасности Российской Федерации; Верховный Главнокомандующий Вооружёнными Силами Российской Федерации с 7 мая 2012 года. Ранее занимал должность президента с 7 мая 2000 года по 7 мая 2008 года, также в 1999—2000 и 2008—2012 годах занимал должность председателя правительства Российской Федерации.

Фактически руководит Россией, согласно разным оценкам, с 1999 или с 2000 года. В сентябре 2017 года Путин стал российским лидером, руководившим дольше всех остальных российских правителей со времён Иосифа Сталина.

Выпускник юридического факультета Ленинградского государственного университета (ЛГУ). С 1977 года работал в следственном отделе Управления КГБ СССР по Ленинграду и Ленинградской области. С 1985 по 1990 год служил в резидентуре советской внешней разведки в ГДР[⇨]. По возвращении в Ленинград работал помощником ректора ЛГУ, затем советником председателя Ленинградского горсовета Анатолия Собчака[⇨].

Уволившись из КГБ 20 августа 1991 года, продолжил работу в мэрии Санкт-Петербурга. После поражения Собчака на губернаторских выборах 1996 года переехал в Москву, где был назначен заместителем управляющего делами президента РФ[⇨]. В 1997 году Путин получил степень кандидата экономических наук. После пребывания во главе Федеральной службы безопасности РФ и на посту секретаря Совета Безопасности в августе 1999 года возглавил правительство[⇨].

Первым лицом государства стал 31 декабря 1999 года, когда после отставки президента России Бориса Ельцина был назначен исполняющим обязанности президента[⇨]. Впервые избран президентом России 26 марта 2000 года, а затем переизбирался в 2004, 2012 и 2018 годах[⇨]. Перед выборами 2012 года срок президентских полномочий был увеличен с 4 до 6 лет. После принятия поправок к Конституции Российской Федерации получил право выставлять свою кандидатуру и на президентских выборах в 2024 году[⇨].

В начале 2014 года, после смены власти на Украине, Россия аннексировала Крым. Этот акт не был признан большей частью международного сообщества и привёл к наложению на Россию санкций со стороны США и союзных им государств и организаций. 21 февраля 2022 года Путин подписал указ о признании ДНР и ЛНР и принял решение о вторжении на Украину. Вторжение было осуждено Генеральной Ассамблеей ООН; Евросоюз, а также США, Япония и некоторые другие государства ввели дополнительные всеобъемлющие санкции против России и лично против Путина. В сентябре-октябре 2022 года Россия аннексировала оккупированные ей территории Украины[⇨].

17 марта 2023 года Международным уголовным судом в Гааге был выдан ордер на арест Владимира Путина по подозрению в незаконной депортации украинских детей в ходе вторжения на Украину[⇨].
Остславия

Остславия или Остславская Республика - государство в мире Бомжграда.

## Описание

Остславия это военная диктатура, управляемая генерал-губернатором Путлером. Остславия имеет дурную славу из-за лагерей смерти и массовых репрессий.

## География

Остславия простирается от Северного моря на севере и до Чыпакской пустыни на юге, от озера Швиц на западе и до половодных нив реки Большая Урга.

## Экономика

В обороте Остславии ходят только купюры. Валютой является остславский рубль. Рубль является нестабильной и нереинтабельной валютой на мировом рынке. Тот же ту-циньский куай в 68 раз больше, даже не говорим о пиндосском долларе и арабском реале, которые в тысячи раз больше.

## Правительство

Государством правит генерал-губернатор. Огромную власть имеет армия и совет генералов, в который входят 25 генералов, которых назначает генерал-губернатор.

## Религия

Большинство населения исповедуют православное христианство. В Кошказии часть населения исповедует местные верования. На юго-востоке есть мусульмане.

## Армия

Армия состоит из подразделений, в из числе мотопехотное, танковое, авиационное, артелерийное, специального назначения и полицейское подразделения.
Северное море

**Северное море** - море, разделяющее Арктиду и Рурк. Оно является частью Ту-циньского океана и омывает берега Остславии, Гопнии и Ту-циня. Море ограничено Гопнийским полуостровом и островом Белый на западе, Арктидой на севере и Сю-яньским архипелагом на востоке.

## Описание

**Северное море** омывает северную и северо-восточную часть Рурка. Является частью Ту-циньского океана. Восточную часть Северного моря называют Словенским морем.

**Северное море** - самое холодное. В нем айсберги не являются редкостью, хотя, не смотря на это, ранее это был крупный морской центр. Это хоть и затруднило миграции кошказов в Арктиду и обратно, но не предотвратило. До сих пор выход к Северному морю имеют важные торговые города, такие как Гопна, Усть-Кышкар, Рыбинск и Сю-ей.

**Северное море** в отличие от многих других морей, не блистало своей фауной. В нем живут китовые олуши, кошказы, моржи и кошказские акулы.
Малая мусорка

Малая мусорка - одна из самых распространённых видов ёмкостей в игре. Не стоит путать с другими видами мусорок.

## Описание

Малая мусорка часто имеет внутри себя определенный лут, а после осмотра в ней можно даже хранить собственные вещи. Мусорки встречаются повсеместно. Иногда если вы можете вызвать возмущение людей, особенно дворников, полицейских, военных и охранников, если начали осматривать мусорку. Использовать мусорку как ёмкость для вещей не рекомендуется, так как в нем помещается мало, за вещами остается едкий запах и грязь, ну и любой может обыскать вашу мусорку, и заметив там вещи - украсть.

Вместимость малой мусорки - 15 килограмм.

## Возможный лут

* Воспламенители - деревянные спички, бумага (от газет до туалетной бумаги, от плакатов до страниц вырванных из камасутры), "огненная трава".
* Еда - любая, например, батончик компании "Венера".
* Книги (очень редко).
* Питьё - любое, например, лимонад (очень редко), "Жидкое фрукты" (редко), брага.
* Одежда - любая, например футболка.

## Где найти?

### Остславия

#### "Бомжград"

В Бомжграде малые мусорки почти везде, так что без перечислений.

#### "Доширархск"

В Доширархске дело обстоит хуже ... В Бомжград в мусорках привозят не нужные в Новограде вещи и просто отбросы. Жители же Доширархска считаются гражданами Остславии и полноценными членами общества. По этому мусор они свозят в свалку "Гроза природы", где само собой нет мусорок - все валяется так. Мусорок в Доширархске почти нет.

#### Новоград

В Новограде мусорки встречаются, как и во всех крупных городах, в парках и помещениях.

### Соединенные Штаты Пиндоссии

#### Нью-Пайндесс

В Нью-Пайндессе мусорки встречаются, как и во всех крупных городах, в парках и помещениях.

### Узкоглазия

#### Тайкунг

В Тайкунге мусорки встречаются, как и во всех крупных городах, в парках и помещениях.
Francisco Flores

**Francisco Flores** es un futbolista mexicano, actualmente juega de defensa en Tlaxcala Fútbol Club.

## Trayectoria

Canterano del Cruz Azul, debuto el 31 de marzo de 2012 ante San Luis Fútbol Club.

Luego de tener una lesión tuvo que ser prestado al Club Deportivo Guadalajara, luego paso por varios equipos.

## Selección nacional

### Sub-17

Fue convocado por Raúl Gutiérrez para ir al Mundial de 2011, realizado en México, el cual ganaron.

## Palmarés

 Concacaf Liga Campeones | Cruz Azul | México | 2014
The Singing Saws

## North the Singing Saw

The singing saws are a musical act on the Orbiting Human Circus of the air. They are regular hardware saws which, in the presence of John Cameron, "hop up on stools and and begin warbling out a singing sound".

John seems to be quite famous for these saws, appearing with them in episode 4 on another radio show. Songs played by his saws make up seven of the ten singles at the top of the "popular charts". It is unknown how exactly John is able to make the saws sing, or if he himself even knows how they work, as he doesn't know the origin of most of his popular acts.

Singing saws exist in real life, although they are played with orchestra bows, and do not sing by themselves. Julian Koster is well known for playing the singing saw, and all or most of the saw music that appears on the show is played by him.
Manuel Mariaca

**Manuel Mariaca** es un futbolista mexicano que juega como defensa en Morelos FC.

## Trayectoria

Jugador formado en la cantera celeste, debuto con la filial de Hidalgo 1 de octubre de 2006 ante Indios de Ciudad Juárez, estuvo 5 años con la filial, cuando se la da la oportunidad con el primer equipo, debutando en primera el 17 de marzo de 2012 ante Santos Laguna.

En 2012 estuvo prestado un tiempo a Lobos BUAP, 7 años después regresa al fútbol para militar con el Morelos FC.
Лимонад "Чертик из Табокерки"

## Пищевая ценность

### Эффект

+5/+15 здоровья (-5/-15 для просроченного)-15/+25 жаждаБоль в животе (10%), тошнота (3%), отравление (1%)

## Физическая характеристика

### Лут

+1 бутылка, +1 крышка

Лимонад "Чертик из Табокерки" — это напиток, продаваемый в неблагоприятных районах Остславии.

## Изготовление

*Лимонад "Чертик из Табокерки"* может быть изготовлен по этой схеме:

1. Для изготовления нужен костер или электроплита, и котелок.
2. Из ингредиентов требуется вода и сахар, а также бутылка и крышка от бутылки.
3. Смешиваем в котле воду с сахаром
4. Заливаем лимонад в бутылку
5. Закрываем бутылку крышкой

Требования: Приготовление пищи 10 уровень.

## Место нахождения

### Места покупки:

#### Лагеря ограничения

1. Магазин "В бороде у Седого", Лагерь "Грязь". Цена - 8 рублей.
2. Любой ларек Адамовского Тимура, Лагерь "Грязь". Цена - 15 рублей.
3. Ларек Эркана Искандарова, Лагерь "Грязь". Цена - 17 рублей.

#### Староград

1. Магазин "Семерочка", Проходной район. Цена - 17 рублей.
2. Ларьки "Восьмерка", Панельный район и Черноречная набережная. Цена - 25 рублей.
3. Магазин "Восьмерка", Проходной район. Цена - 49,99 рублей.
4. Супермаркет "Искандер-8", Центральный район. Цена - 60 рублей.
5. Гибермаркет "LionPlaza", Центральный район. Цена - 249,99 рублей.

### Место нахождения:

Любая мусорка в Лагерях, Старограде, Усть-Кошкаре и Рыбинске, а также в прилегающих к ним деревнях и селах.
Characters

Voiced

* Julian The Janitor

* The Narrator
* John Cameron
* Leticia Saltier
* Jacques

* François

* Pierre
* Coco
* The Cricket
* Mr. Chouinard
* Alauri
* The President of the Perpetual Broadcasting Corporation
* Joan Hirsch
* Angry Father
* Venetia Burney
* Ventriloquist
* Cantor Moishe Lebowitz
* Macbeth Actors
* Phone Operators
* Radio Audience
* Brooklyn Bagel Bakers
* Crane Operators
* Roma Guitarist
* Spokesperson of the Perpetual Broadcasting Corporation
* Jimmy
* Fido

* The Hypnotist/Professor Heimlich Ippiphil
* French Nobleman
* Third Grade Teacher Whistling the Sabre Dance
* The Santa Claus
* Screaming Nuns
* The Paramedic

* Yermak, the Pie Eating Cossack
* Professor Edelweiss Fleur
* August Plumb

Unvoiced

* Julian's Great-Grandfather
* Julian's Stepfather
* Nigh
* Nigh's Grandmother
* Mr. Ackerman
Новоград

Новоград - столица Остславии.

## Описание

### Общественный строй

Главой города является Первый Гражданин Даниил Немцев, однако большая часть власти у Совета Олигархов, который и избирает Первого Гражданина. В городе очень высокий уровень жизни. Вход в город ограничен. Перейти через "Врата Рая" можно перейти днём по специальному пропуску или в любое время, если у вас есть "столичный билет". Столичный билет даётся лишь гражданам Остславии у которых один или оба родителя родились в Новограде, а также сам человек тоже должен родиться в Новограде. Имеющие столичный билет люди имеют бесплатное образование, медицинское обслуживание, скидку на квартиру, место в бункере на случай войны и каждый месяц им платят 50 000 остславских рублей.

### Столичный билет

Если ваш персонаж как-то проявит себя (например, остановит убийство, сообщит заранее о теракте или поможет полиции поймать преступника), то Немцев вызывет вас на аудиенцию, и если вы найдете общий язык, то он предложит вам получить столичный билет за взятку. Если вы согласитесь, то он даст вам гражданство по блату и предложит работу, как важный актив, смелого и умного человека.

Можно также купить фальшивый билет, но если вы его предъявите, то 10% что это заметят и вы попадете в тюрьму за подделку документов.

## Районы города

**Новоград** делиться на четыре района:

* Район усадеб и дач

* Бизнес-центр
* Новая Венеция
* Район Цитадели

### Цитадель

Цитадель играет роль административного центра. В Цитадели 973 этажей. Большинство используются как простые склады, в остальных кабинеты высших государственных деятелей.
Season One, Episode 7

## Synopsis

Hold onto your hats – extraordinary events strike the Orbiting Human Circus!

## Voiced Characters

* Julian the Janitor
* The Narrator
* John Cameron
* Leticia Saltier
* Jacques
* Pierre
* The President of the Perpetual Broadcasting Corporation
* Screaming Nuns
* The Paramedic

## Plot

Julian tells the Narrator that he's going to stop trying to go on the show. He remembers last night when he accidentally hypnotized John Cameron and the audience. Leticia tells the story to her downstairs neighbor.

In the office of the president of the Perpetual Broadcasting Studio, John Cameron is berated by his boss, and told that he will be fired if the janitor tries anything again. The president has ordered a polar bear to be chained to the microphone as a deterrent.

At the base of the Eiffel Tower, Leticia carries up the polar bear crate up the stairs, as the trainer is nowhere to be found. John Cameron finds a box with The Flea in his dressing room (it is implied that Julian left it for him).

The polar bear is chained to the microphone podium, frightening all the stagehands and John Cameron. John tries to continue the show, but is clearly distracted by the polar bear. It breaks loose, causing panic among the acts and the audience. While the stagehands plan to detain the bear, Julian tries to calm the polar bear. It is revealed that Julian was the one who brought it out. The audience has fled, and in despair John Cameron throws himself at the polar bear. Julian throws himself between the two, becoming seriously injured. He is taken away in an ambulance.
The Perpetual Broadcasting Corporation

The PBC lobby

The Perpetual Broadcasting Corporation (abbreviated to PBC) is the corporation that manages and produces the Orbiting Human Circus of the Air. They seem to have full control over the show and its employees, making the decision to chain a polar bear to John Cameron's microphone without consulting him.

It is likely that the PBC does not exist outside Julian's daydream, although that is unknown.

## Known Employees

### President

The president of the PBC, played by Drew Callander, is the head of the corporation, though there is also a board capable of making decisions. He appears in episode 7, where he informs John of the board's decision to chain a polar bear to John's microphone. The president does not seem particularly sensible, making poor decisions about how to run the radio show, including threatening to fire John if Julian does not stop interrupting the broadcast.

### Spokesperson

The spokesperson for the PBC, played by Brian Dewan, first appeared in episode 4, giving a "public service announcement" about the City of Drowned Sailors. The spokesperson also appears at the beginning of episode 5, giving another public service announcement about the Great Recitating Platypus of the North.

### Switchboard Operators

The switchboard operators, played by Meg Bashwiner and Becky Lauer, appear in episode 3, answering calls about the cricket. Little is known about them.
John Cameron

John's voice actor and namesake John Cameron Mitchell

John Cameron is introduced in the first episode as the host of the Orbiting Human Circus of the Air. Like most characters, little is known about his life outside of the Orbiting Human Circus.

In the season one bonus episode, he is revealed to be in a secret romantic relationship with real-life actor Cary Grant. As his actor and namesake John Cameron Mitchell is gay, John most likely is as well.

Like most of the characters, the version of John that has been shown so far exists only in Julian's daydream, and nothing is known about the real-life version of him.

## Personality

John is often shown to be a very anxious man, most of the anxiety being brought on by the fact that he does not know where most of the show's acts are coming from, and is afraid of anyone finding out about that.

He seems to be somewhat suicidal. In episode 3, he (perhaps jokingly, though it is unclear) asks Julian to push him off the Eiffel Tower. In episode 7, he jumps in front of an angry polar bear, forcing Julian to jump in front of him to save his life, and leading to Julian being injured and almost killed.

## Appearance

He is implied to wear suits most of the time, and to be very meticulous about his appearance. In episode 3, the Narrator describes his "normally immaculate suit" as "dirty and crumpled". In episode 5, he resists going into the shower stagehand's shower to talk to Julian because he is "wearing a suit", to which Leticia replies "oh, you and your suits".

## Relationships

### Julian the janitor

Most of John's interactions with Julian are antagonistic. He resents the janitor for constantly "ruining" the Orbiting Human Circus's broadcasts, not without good reason. After Julian recovers the cricket, whom they'd both thought to be dead, in episode 3, John supposedly starts being nicer to to Julian, even giving him one of Cary's jackets sometime before episode 6. His actions did lead to Julian becoming hypnotized in episode 5, but Julian Koster has stated that John was not aware this would happen, and only let the hypnosis continue because of his "the show must go on" philosophy. In episode 8, he finally seems to accept Julian as part of the show, even allowing him to stand on stage and sing at the end.

### Cary (Archibald)

In the bonus episode, John and Cary are stated to be in a secret romantic relationship.

In Sixthly, The Flea Talks, Julian overhears John talking to Archie on the Eiffel Tower payphone. Archie seems to be telling John that he liked the show, and John tells Archie that he's seen his movie twenty times at the cinema. With respect to their current relationship, John says "We had Naughty Till New Year’s, we were gonna be together, that was our plan, what?  No, I’m seriously asking you.  What happened?" Archie says something (unheard) and John responds "Julian? He's actually at the Eiffel Tower, he's the janitor here, isn't that crazy?"

In Ninthly, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner!, John tells Leticia that he and Archie are in an "omniscient relationship," meaning they can do whatever they want as long as god knows.
Season One

## Storyline

A lonely janitor, Julian, longs to be a part of The Orbiting Human Circus, a radio show broadcast from the top of the Eiffel Tower, much to the dismay of Mr. Cameron, the show's host, and Leticia Saltier, the chief stagehand.

* Episode 1
* Episode 2 (The Cricket)
* Episode 3
* Episode 4 (The Janitor's Nights)
* Episode 5
* Episode 6
* Episode 7
* Episode 8
Season One, Episode 1

## Synopsis

Welcome to the world of The Orbiting Human Circus: discover the surreally impossible radio show broadcast from the top of the Eiffel Tower, meet the lonely janitor who longs to become part of it, and settle in for the chilling tale of Goolsby and Rue.

## Voiced Characters

* Julian the Janitor
* The Narrator
* John Cameron
* Leticia Saltier
* Jacques
* Pierre
* Feature Presentation Storyteller/Joan Hirsch
* Angry Father
* Daughter/Venetia Burney
* Ventriloquist

## Plot

The Janitor is hiding in a heating duct nearby the grand ballroom at the top of the Eiffel Tower. He pretends to be on the radio show to The Narrator, where he does the voices of John Cameron, Leticia Saltier, and himself.

In the grand ballroom, the Orbiting Human Circus begins its broadcast with a song by The Orkestral and Romika the singing saw.

Above the ballroom, Julian tries to get onto a catwalk but falls onto the stage, alarming Host John Cameron. Once shooing a (thankfully okay) Julian off the stage, John presents a machine that allows people to hear the cricket song exactly as crickets hear it.

In his janitor's closet, Julian cries. In a discussion with The Narrator, Julian talks about his childhood.

Backstage, Leticia gives orders to Jacques and Pierre. She inadvertently tells them that she is afraid of the janitor and his destructive forces.

Sneaking past the crew, Julian sneaks into John Cameron's dressing room and begins cleaning.

The feature presentation plays.
The Orbiting Human Circus of the Air

The Orbiting Human Circus of the Air is the live radio show that the podcast centers around. It broadcasts from a ballroom at the top of the Eiffel Tower, and employs most of the characters in the podcast. It is described as the most popular radio show in the world. The show is owned by the PBC, and is totally subject to its authority.

The Orbiting Human Circus is famous for showcasing impossible acts and fantastical stories, such as the Orchestral, the singing saws, and most recently the Great Recitating Platypus of the North. John claims to find these acts himself, but in reality it is Julian who finds all or most of the acts, anonymously giving them to John and allowing him to take the credit for himself.

## Employees

* John Cameron (radio host)
* Leticia Saltier (chief stagehand)
* Jacques (stagehand)
* Pierre (stagehand)
* François (stagehand)
Season One, Episode 3

## Synopsis

Will the famed storytelling cricket (Tim Robbins) return? Plus, Charlie Day and Mary Elizabeth Ellis perform Shakespeare as you’ve never heard it and the janitor pushes host John Cameron to the very brink.

## Voiced Characters

* Julian the Janitor
* The Narrator
* John Cameron
* Leticia Saltier
* Jacques
* François
* The Cricket
* Macbeth Actors
* Phone Operators
* Radio Audience
* Brooklyn Bagel Bakers
* Crane Operator

## Plot

Jacques and Francois chat about how Jacques caught Julian backstage, and how Julian seems to know where the acts come from. According to the janitor, not even John Cameron knows where the acts come from.

As the Orkestral performs with North the singing saw, listeners from all over the world tune in, talking about the cricket and what happened to him. At the Perpetual Broadcasting Corporation, the phone lines are overwhelmed by questions about the cricket.

Backstage, an exhausted John Cameron stands next to Julian, who's holding a cricket-sized casket. At 4 AM that morning, Julian had been searching the halls when he bumped into John, who is frazzled and blamed Julian for what happened. He admits that he doesn't know where the acts come from, and tries to ban Julian from coming near the show (again). Julian tries to calm him down, and tells him how to search for acts.

Later, Julian finds the cricket shaking his fist at the Orkestral. A hundred bags of fan-mail for the cricket arrive, and Jacques accidentally drops them on the cricket.

Back to the evening's show, John Cameron tries to keep the show going, ignoring the audience's cries for the cricket. As a performance of Macbeth takes the stage, no one, not even the stagehands pay attention. While John Cameron watches, the performance grows stranger and stranger, before Julian taps him on the shoulder to wake him up from his dream. Julian has found the cricket to be alive. Apparently, when the cricket saw all the letters fans had written him, he "fainted dead away." John Cameron hugs the janitor, and brings the cricket back onstage to finish his story.

The cricket tells the story of Ladislas Koskovsky, the clockmaker, who, when rejected, snapped and made dolls designed to frighten children. Due to a mismeasurement, the mechanism to scare the children never snapped, and instead Ladislas was famous for his wonderful dolls.
Jacques

Jacques's actor Dan Solomon

Jacques is introduced in episode 1 as a stagehand at the Orbiting Human Circus of the air. Like most characters, little is known about his life outside the circus.

Jacques tries to act tough most of the time, though he does not always succeed. In episode 2, he threatens to break Julian's legs if he tells Leticia that Jacques was smoking, but it's an obviously empty threat. In episode 3, he tells François that he is the toughest one who works at the Orbiting Human Circus, which François laughs at. In episode 4, he asks Pierre if he knows how much he lifted that weekend, to which Pierre responds "a six pack?".

It has been confirmed by Julian Koster in the bonus episode that Leticia is stronger than Jacques, and that she has beat him at arm wrestling. Koster also said that Jacques dislikes talking about that event.

Despite his tough exterior, Jacques seems to have a softer side. He defends Julian from Leticia in episode 5, despite the fact that he has threatened Julian with violence before, and is even seen crying (and trying to hide his tears) in episode 8, when the staff thinks the circus is going to be shut down.

In episode 8, Jacques says that he hasn't "been to confession in 14 years", suggesting that he was raised Catholic but has since lapsed.

## Relationships

### Jacques's Aunt

Jacques's aunt is mentioned several times in the series.

In Firstly, the Janitor, Jacques tells a group of stagehands that he's going to hang out with his 'kung fu buddies' but instead goes to drink tea with his aunt.

In Secondly, the Past, Jacques tells Leticia that when he was a kid, his aunt would tell him to look for the Eiffel Tower if he got lost.

### Leticia

Jacques and Leticia seem to have a close friendship outside of work. In Tenthly, a Time for Dreamers, they arm-wrestle for a guitar and Leticia breaks his arm.

## Trivia

* He once spent one hundred dollars on a scented candle.
* He seems to be the only one who can see the polar bear in Naughty Till New Years.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Ninthly, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner!
2. ↑ Tenthly, a Time for Dreamers
Season One, Episode 2 (The Cricket)

## Synopsis

Hear Mandy Patinkin perform an extraordinary musicological demonstration and a cricket (Tim Robbins) spin the spellbinding tale of Ladislas Koskovsky. Plus, learn the remarkable history of Julian the janitor's famous great-grandfather.

## Voiced Characters

* Julian the Janitor
* The Narrator
* John Cameron
* Leticia Saltier
* Jacques
* Coco
* The Cricket
* Cantor Moishe Lebowitz
* Mr. Chouinard

## Plot

The Narrator explains the lore of the Orkestral, a rare African bird that can mimic all 47 instruments of the orchestra at once.

The scene cuts back to last week, when Julian is cleaning John Cameron's dressing room. He accidentally knocks over the crate that the Orkestral came in, much to the curiosity of Jacques.

As the show begins, Julian mops the outer walls of the Eiffel Tower. He climbs up the tower, citing his love of heights and the way they make him feel safe. He reveals that, at the age of ten, he ran away to Paris to live with his great-grandfather, who was a stage hypnotist.

While he listens to the radio via the girders, he realizes that he is late for the show, as he has the feature presentation, The Cricket, in his pocket.

The Cricket tells the story of Ladislas Koskovsky. Later, Leticia recounts the story to her downstairs neighbor, Jacques tells his elderly aunt, and Julian tells Coco.

However, before the cricket can finish his story, The Orkestral escapes its cage and pursues him.

## Trivia

* The voice yelling for Julian in this episode is Mr. Chouinard, even though this character has not been introduced yet
Secondly, the Past

## Synopsis

We travel back in time to the janitor’s first nights at the tower in this, Naughty Till New Years’ second installment.

## Voiced Characters

* The Narrator
* Julian the Janitor
* Mr. Chouinard
* Lisabetta Chouinard
* Coco
* Leticia Saltier
* Jacques
* John Cameron

## Plot

When Julian The Janitor first came to the Eiffel Tower, Mr. Chouinard thought he couldn't speak because he never did, so he went about learning sign language. At this time, Julian was confused by Mr. Chouinard and frightened by the night watchman. Julian hid from them both.

In the meantime, Mr. Chouinard nervously approaches the janitor's closet. and attempts to sign a greeting. Julian, absolutely baffled by this, asks what he is doing. Mr. Chouinard thinks that he has miraculously cured the janitor of his inability to speak, and runs off. Julian notes that speaking seemed to send Mr. Chouinard away and resolves to do it more often.

Julian follows the night watchman after some prompting from The Narrator. He finally gets a look at him, and notices that the night watchman is really, really old. Later, he overhears a conversatio between Coco and Mr. Chouinard. Coco says that he has never seen the janitor, and Mr. Chouinard reveals that the janitor has never left the Eiffel Tower.

Julian eventually lets Coco see him, and Julian tells him a story.

Jacques and Leticia are carrying a heavy painting up some stairs. Jacques is talking about a dream he had, and thye bond over how their guardians would tell them to look for the Eiffel Tower if they got lost, back in their childhoods. Leticia trips over a mop, and that reminds Jacques about a dream he had about the janitor. He claims he *does* have a six-pack, and Leticia breaks a painting over his head.
Coco

Coco was introduced in episode 2 as the night watchman at the Eiffel Tower, when Julian is seen retelling the cricket's story.

Julian often tells stories to keep Coco entertained during his shifts, though it is unclear if this is done inside or outside his daydreams.

In episode 8, the Narrator says that "unlike Coco, Mister Shenard is not the kind of man who can imagine a ballroom at the Eiffel Tower", implying that Julian tells the real-life Coco stories about his daydreams.

Coco appears again in episode 4, having a conversation with Julian in the tower cafeteria after the latter steals a microphone from the broadcast ballroom. Julian tells Coco about the audience he always imagines, and how it makes him calmer. Coco replies that he "pray[s] sometimes", implying that he may be religious.

Coco seem like Julian, as he is basically the only character who is consistently kind to him. He appears to enjoys Julian's ideas and stories, as well as his generally whimsical behavior.

## Appearance

In part two of the season two finale, John Cameron describes Coco as "ninety years old, about 5 foot 6, 115 pounds, and of African-American descent."

## History

Mr. Chouinard enjoys the poetry of Dama Seville, Coco's former wife. Mr. Chouinard often visits her grave, and found Coco there. He felt bad for Coco and hired him to be the night watchman.

## Trivia

* According to The Ticketbooth Clerk, his last name is "Lowery," perhaps a reference to the voice actor.
* Long ago, Coco was a famous guitarist.
* Coco is 90, but on a good day he can pass for 70.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Twelfthly, It's a Scream (Pt. 2)
Season One, Bonus Episode (your questions)

## Synopsis

Julian reveals the behind-the-scenes secrets and stories of the Orbiting Human Circus (and answers your questions!) in this special bonus episode.

## Answered Questions

1. What were some inspirations for the Orbiting Human Circus?
2. What became of the polar bear?
3. What is Julian's connection to polar bears?
4. What are Julian Koster's favorite things about the world of the Orbiting Human Circus?
5. Were there things that were going to be in Season One that ended up getting cut from the final product, and what were they?
6. What were John's motivations for getting Julian hypnotized, and why did Julian forgive him so easily?
7. How much of Julian's backstory (ie his great-grandfather, the polar bear boyfriend) is real and how much is part of his daydream?
8. Are the characters in Julian's daydream based off people in his real life?
9. Is Julian not straight?
10. What is the heaviest item that Leticia can dead lift?
11. Is Jacques as tough as he thinks he is?
12. Can all crickets tell stories?
13. How did Julian and the narrator first meet?
14. Is the Narrator talking to Julian or Julian's imaginary audience?
15. Did Julian's platypus wish make the Orbiting Human Circus real?
Fourthly... How to Disappear (Lesson III of III)

## Synopsis

If you haven't disappeared yet, don't worry — there's still time!

## Voiced Characters

* The Narrator
* Julian The Janitor
* Coco
* Leticia Saltier
* François

## Plot

Julian sleeps, dreaming about singing saws. He is awoken by Coco knocking on his door, and he sends him off. But Coco comes back the next night, and the next night, until Julian opens the door for him. They slowly increase their social interaction each night, until finally Julian tells him a story, effectively hypnotizing him until Julian can "disappear."

One day, Julian tells a story about how he can disappear by telling people stories that don't make any sense. The example he gives is when he stopped Leticia by saying that she was nothing like his childhood bully Alari.

When the story ends this time, Julian is still there.
Fifthly, Do You Dream?

## Synopsis

Dreams run amok as we learn new things about John Cameron, Laeticia, the stagehands, Coco, and of course the Janitor, when we return to a stunning cliffhanger moment in the broadcast ballroom.

## Voiced Characters

* The Narrator
* John Cameron
* Julian The Janitor
* Leticia Saltier
* Mr. Chouinard
* Coco

## Plot

Julian has a dream that he is in a schoolyard filled with papier mache versions of his childhood bullies, and a not-papier-mache John Cameron, who drunkenly begs Julian to sing the New Year's Eve song "Laughs Last Laughed." When Julian stops singing, John whispers into his ear "the singer of the song is the one singing" which confuses Julian.

When he wakes, Julian can't remember who the singer of the song is. He remembers really wanting to meet the singer, but not much else.

In a story the janitor once told Coco, Leticia Saltier asks John what is going on between him and the janitor. Coco has the same question.

Every time Julian tries to finish the story from Season One, Episode 8 about The Great Recitating Platypus of the North, he is interrupted by a screaming Mr. Chouinard, something that amuses both himself and Coco.

Later, Julian is imagining a lovely day out with Coco. In real life, he is sitting in the Eiffel Tower commissary, eating a stale pastry and drinking iced coffee out of a wine glass. He imagines laughing with Coco about how terrible Mr. Chouinard is at judging the character of a potential employee. Julian is so engrossed in his daydream that he doesn't notice Coco entering the commissary. Julian reveals that the reason Mr. Chouinard always interrupts the platypus story is because Julian only starts the story when he sees he man coming. Julian admits that he'll never reveal the end of the story. Coco, feeling guilty about intruding, announces himself. Alarmed, Julian hypnotizes the old man with this story...

John Cameron and the rest of the crew are on the lookout for The Flea, who should be performing but is missing. The stagehands discover that the flea is in the wall where Julian is hiding.
The Great Recitating Platypus of the North

The Great Recitating Platypus of the North is a giant magical platypus. It supposedly appears to sick children and reads them poems to help them get better, as well as granting their wishes if it is still there when they wake up.

Before episode 8, the platypus was thought to be a myth, told by parents to their children to make them behave while sick. In episode 8, it appears to Julian while he is in the hospital, healing his injuries. At the end of the episode, John Cameron asks the platypus to appear on the Orbiting Human Circus in order to save the show, and it complies, but Julian leaves the daydream before the platypus is able to actually speak.

After he wakes up from the daydream, Julian "sees" the platypus standing behind Mr. Chouinard, and wishes on it. His wish is that his imaginary audience will become real, which supposedly happens, as the podcast listeners "are" that audience. However, the platypus does not actually seem to exist outside the daydream, and was instead lingering in Julian's mind, as dreams sometimes do shortly after waking.
Season One, Episode 5

## Synopsis

An on-air hypnosis demonstration goes horribly wrong. Plus: the janitor sings!

## Voiced Characters

* Julian the Janitor
* The Narrator
* John Cameron
* Leticia Saltier
* Jacques
* Pierre
* Mr. Chouinard
* The Hypnotist/Professor Heimlich Ippiphil
* French Nobleman
* Third Grade Teacher Whistling the Sabre Dance

## Plot

There is a public service announcement about the Great Recitating Platypus.

Julian is backstage at the Eiffel Tower, and despite the Narrator's worries, he's supposed to be there. There's going to be a stage hypnotist on the show, and the crew is letting him watch. In John Cameron's dressing room, Julian messes with the feature presentation a bit, and Leticia threatens to beat him with her belt. She says she is going to throw him out, but after the show.

Julian watches the hypnotist from backstage. The hypnotist demonstrates how hypnotized their volunteer is with a series of crazy events around them. He starts to count down, and while he does, John Cameron calls Julian out onto the stage to sing. The audience goes wild, throwing flowers at the janitor, until the hypnotist finishes counting down. He reaches one, and Julian awakes from a hypnotic trance. Julian thought he was singing, but he is dressed only in lederhosen, wading in a kiddie pool filled with Bavarian cream. The janitor runs off stage and into the stagehand's shower. He bangs against the wall with his bare fists, unbelievably upset. Trying to make him feel better, the Narrator encourages Julian to sing. He does, and conducts the song like his grandfather used to.

Meanwhile, the sounds of the shower can be heard from the stage, and John has to go into the shower to stop Julian. Since Julian was singing his great-grandfather's song, he accidentally hypnotizes John. The hypnotist brings him out again, and Julian hypnotizes the entire audience.
The Orbiting Human Circus Holiday Vacation

## Synopsis

Take a holiday break with The Orbiting Human Circus. This episode isn't a part of the story of The Orbiting Human Circus in Naughty Till New Years, but the flea and the whole OHC gang will return in Naughty till New Years on January 8, 2020, with biweekly episodes running all the way through the end of April.

## Segments

* 'Twas the night before Christmas (OHC Edition)
* Feature Presentation: First Night
* Stagehands singing "Silent Night"
Firstly, the Janitor

## Synopsis

This is the perfect place for new listeners to begin. All your favorite Orbiting Human Circus characters return in a brand new adventure, inviting you into the mystery surrounding the lonely young janitor who lives at the Eiffel Tower... and has no idea how he got there.

## Voiced Characters

* Julian the Janitor
* The Narrator
* Leticia
* John Cameron
* Jacques
* Coco
* Mr. Chouinard
* Pierre
* Lily
* Francois

## Plot

The radio show is about to go on. Backstage, Leticia Saltier gives a pep-talk to the crew while John Cameron introduces someone "who started it all." Julian hides in the heating ducts, singing to himself, as Jacques and Leticia sing to themselves. John tries to introduce The Flea, but he is nowhere to be found.

Julian wakes up seated dangerously on the Eiffel Tower. He's daydreaming, as he does every day, because he spends twenty-three hours and forty-five minutes alone every day. He's imagining telling The Narrator about a memory involving Julian's Great-Grandfather, where he planned to hypnotize all of Paris to be happy. Julian realizes that it worked on him. In the midst of this realization, he knocks his bucket off the tower and it almost hits Coco. Thankfully Coco is alright, and the two strike up a conversation with Julian telling the old man about The Flea and John Cameron. However, the janitor runs out of story, and Coco awkwardly leaves.

Later that night, Julian imagines Pierre and Lily listening to Jacques singing. Jacques says he's going to hang out with his kung-fu buddies, but instead goes to visit his auntie.