Not So Smarty Pants (Transcript)

This is the 2nd episode of Sneaky Squadron: Stealthranger.

The journey for the Stealthrangers had begun. They had made a settlement for a while shortly after the very first yokai attack. In the camper, Lewis and Lucy had just gotten out Gamma 4 and set him onto the table.

Lewis: Phew! He was very hard for us to bring out.

Lucy: I'll say.

Stan: Do you think you can figure out how to get him working again?

Lewis: If we're going to be fighting against the yokai, we're going to need all the info we can get. Your grandfather and great uncles used Gamma 4 and had put every known yokai into his programming.

Lucy: If we are dealing with a yokai, and are not sure how to handle things, we can ask Gamma 4 for help.

Judd: Hehehe. 4 for. XD

Lucy: (Rolls her eyes, but still smiles)

Lewis and Lucy got out their toolbox and began working on Gamma 4 to see if they could get him to work again. The Kitinger brothers decided to head outside to talk.

Marvin: Do you think Mom and Dad will really get this Gamma 4 robot to work again?

Judd: Our whole lives, he's just been sitting in that closet doing absolutely nothing. I've always been used to him not moving at all.

Stan: I always wondered how he could talk if he ever could. I remember when I was much younger, I would often play in the closet with him.

(Cuts to a flashback of a 4-year-old Stan)

Stan VO: I remember the first time I wanted to play with him, I wanted to carrying him up to my room, but he was very heavy to move.

Marvin VO: He was?

Stan VO: Yeah. I mean really heavy. He was so heavy, it looked as though nothing even happened. No matter how hard I tried, and no matter how long I tried, Gamma 4 just never moved even a centimeter from where he was.

Judd VO: Oh yeah. It's all coming back to me now. I remember the day that Mom and Dad caught what you were trying to do.

FB Lewis: Hey, Marvin, Judd, have you seen Stan?

FB Marvin: I haven't seen him all day.

FB Judd: I think he's been in the storage closet all day.

FB Lewis: The storage closet? Oh wait, that's where Gamma 4 is!

Judd VO: Dad then rushed over to the closet and saw you trying to move the robot.

FB Lewis: (Opens the door) Stan!

FB Stan: Huh?

FB Lewis: Whatever are you doing in this closet with that old robot?

FB Stan: I wanted to get him up to my room so we could have a play date.

FB Lewis: Stan, this robot is not a toy! It is an old piece of machinery, and is not to be toyed with.

FB Stan: But, Daddy...

FB Lewis: No buts! Now out of that closet! You can have a play date in your room with your real toys!

Stan VO: I didn't like the sound of Dad's voice that day. He was really stern.

Lewis VO: Although I remember you sometimes would take all your toys and play with the robot from in the storage closet.

Stan VO: Yeah. That was a good time.

(Cuts to a young Stan doing just that)

Stan VO: I had a lot of fun having my toy parties.

FB Stan: Would you like some more tea, Mr. Robot? (Deep voice while putting his hand on Gamma 4) Oh yes I would.

Stan VO: And just as I going to give him the tea, which was actually water, Dad caught me again.

FB Lewis: STAN!

FB Stan: Huh?

FB Lewis: What are you doing with that water?

FB Stan: It's not water, it's tea day. (Still playing along) And Mr. Robot wanted a drink!

FB Lewis: If you pour that water...

FB Stan: Tea!

FB Lewis: Whatever, it'll ruin the robot completely! Now no more tea parties in here!

Lewis VO: Oh yeah. I remember feeling angry at you, son.

Lucy VO: But he still kept trying to play with Gamma anyway he could.

(Cuts to a montage of Stan getting caught either by Lewis, Lucy, Marvin, or Judd, and as the montage goes on, Stan gets bigger and bigger, indicating the montage takes place over the course of a few years the montage ends at the present day)

Stan: After that, I grew bored of going into the closed, and didn't think it was fun anymore.

Lucy: Well that was good.

During that time, Lewis and Lucy successfully got Gamma 4 working again.

Lewis: Ah! It's fixed.

Gamma 4's eye then lit up!

Gamma 4: Ah! I'm working again! Where am I?

Lewis: You're in our camper, Gamma 4. You've been shut off for about 15 years.

Gamma 4: Fifteen years? No wonder you look so much older. It has been a while since I last saw you two Where are masters Earl, Edmund, and Edwin?

Lewis: Gone.

Gamma 4: What do you mean "gone"?

Lucy: They sealed themselves away with the yokai years ago shortly after you shut off.

Stan: But the yokai are back, Mr. Ro-I mean Gamma 4.

Gamma 4: Hey, who are you three?

Lucy: Gamma 4, these are our sons. That's Marvin,

Marvin: Hi there.

Lucy: That's Judd,

Judd: Hello.

Lewis: And that's Stan.

Stan: Hey there. It's good to actually talk with you for real after so many years.

Gamma 4: It's very nice to meet you.

Lewis: Stan, Marvin, and Judd have become the new Stealth Red, Blue, and Yellow. Dad and Uncles Edmund and Edwin gave Lucy and I their Stealth Changers before sealing themselves away, so we could find a successor worthy of using the powers one day, and our three boys are just those successors.

Lucy: Anytime we need information about any yokai we are fighting, we will need your help.

Gamma 4: Well, I am happy to help since you manage to get me working again. It'll just be like old times.

Over at the Yokai's mansion, Black Horn and his henchmen were trying to think of a way to beat the Stealthrangers.

Black Horn: I cannot believe those cats were able to beat Rooster Roaster like that.

Yokai Leader: Well, that's how they are! You need to outsmart them if you have any hope of beating them.

Slugbora: Wait! I just thought of something!

S.A.R.A.: What is it, Slugbora?

Slugbora: We have a Yokai that can steal people's smarts!

Yokai Leader: Oh yes! I remember now!

Slugbora: Bring out Draineleon!

Then, a chameleon-like monster arrived.

Draineleon: I am here, sir Slugbora! What do you need me for?

Slugbora: The Stealthrangers are back! They just defeated Rooster Roaster!

Madame Misfortune: Can you really drain people's minds?

Draineleon then wrapped his tongue around Madame Misfortune's head! She then began flashing yellow until Draineleon removed his tongue from her head.

Draineleon: Does that answer your question?

Madame Misfortune: What question?

Draineleon: Exactly!

Yokai Leader: Draineleon, go use your mind draining abilities on the Stealthrangers!

Draineleon: Yes, sir!

And then he headed off.

Luanna Bunny: Hey, you forgot something!

Draineleon: What is it?

Luanna Bunny: Uh....Madame Misfortune's mind?

Madame Misfortune: My what?

Luanna Bunny: Your mind! Ugh...just give her her mind back!

Draineleon: Oh, right! (Wraps his tongue around Madame Misfortune's head again and she then flashes yellow again with Draineleon removing his tongue from her head again) Better?

Luanna Bunny: Uh, what is your name, Madame Misfortune? Oh, wait! Gave it away! Uh, what is Black Horn's name! Doh! Gave it away again! Uh, what about the name of the Yokai lead-oh wait, you never knew that!

Madame Misfortune: I'm just fine! If you are wondering if I got my memory back...

Luanna Bunny: Good!

Then, Draineleon left! Meanwhile, back at the Kitinger's camper, Gamma 4 was looking around the place.

Gamma 4: Wow! This place has changed since I was active last.

Lewis: Well, you know how time affects places, right?

Lucy: Of course. But, I think it's best if you get to know the boys, Gamma. Besides, you never met them before.

Gamma 4: That's a good idea. I'll do that.

Gamma 4 went to the brothers' bedroom to see them.

Gamma 4: So this is your room, huh?

Marvin: It sure is.

Judd: It's pretty great, huh?

Gamma 4: Yeah. But your father was an only child. He didn't have to share a room with anyone.

Stan: Well, it's because he didn't have any brothers or sisters.

Gamma 4: I suppose that is true. But he did have two uncles besides a father. It's a shame your father was an only child, then you'd have great aunts and uncles like he did.

Marvin: Dad may not have had any brothers or sisters.

Judd: But Mom has a brother.

Gamma 4: Wait, since when?

Judd: For as long as we can remember.

Stan: Didn't you ever see him?

Gamma 4: There is nothing in my memory chip about ever seeing a brother of your mom.

Stan: Really? I wonder why?

Judd: Maybe you need to get your memory chip checked out.

Gamma 4: I suppose you're right. Although, I think I'd like to get to know what you boys are into.

Marvin: Alright. Well, (picks up a Game Pup) this is our Game Pup. We play games on this.

Gamma 4: What games do you like to play?

Marvin: We have all sorts of games.

Judd: One in particular is this game about an evil virus queen who travels into the real world and is defeated by five teenagers with the help of a robot fox who used to work for this virus queen.

Gamma 4: That sounds cool.

Stan: In fact, these teenagers also had a robot friend helping them just like you. Although he was built in a funny way.

Gamma 4: A funny way?

Judd: Built from a bunch of spare parts. The most amount of efforts made into him was his head.

Then, Gamma saw a comic.

Gamma 4: What is this? (Picks up the comic book)

Judd: That's our favorite comic book series.

Stan: It's about how some bad guys from the comic book world and the author has his son and his son's friends fight against them.

Gamma 4: Wow. Video games and comics? You boys have great taste!

Stan: Thanks!

Then, he saw a poster of belly dancers.

Gamma 4: And what is this.

Stan: That's a Ka-Wittaswell Sister poster.

Marvin: It's pronounced KEY-Taswell sisters, Stan.

Stan: Oh yeah. I still am not used to pronouncing the Q as a K. They have a game show on TV.

Gamma 4: Really? We never had those when your Dad was a kid.

Marvin: It looks like Gamma 4 needs to get used to modern times.

Gamma 4: I can handle it. Now I better go and get my memory chip looked at to find out why I don't remember your mom's brother.

He was getting ready to leave the room when Lewis and Lucy hurried in through the doors.

Lewis: Boys, we've got trouble!

Gamma 4: You're right! I need my memory chip looked at!

Lucy: No time for that! Boys, a Yokai has been sent out and he's attacking at a nearby school!

Stan: Oh dear! We better hurry then!

And the family headed on out.

Gamma 4: Good luck, guys.

As soon as they had left, Gamma 4 looked around the brothers' room. He then picked up a DVD case with ponies on it.

Gamma 4: They're into ponies? I thought they were just for girls. Even so, aren't they a little old for this?

Over at the school the Kitinger family hurried off to, Draineleon was turning invisible and was draining the minds of students who were taking tests. All over the school, students kept failing and failing at the tests.

Crocodile Teacher: Bud, you're test has no answers! Big disappointment!

Bud: I'm sorry, Mr. Crocomile! I forgot the answers!

Mr. Crocomile: You forgot?

Bud: I remembered them when the quiz started, but I forgot them during the test.

Up on the roof, Draineleon had just finished draining 4 classrooms full of students of their memories.

Draineleon: Mmm. Knowledge is so delicious! This should help me to beat out the Stealthrangers!

Then, the Kitinger family arrived at the school and saw Draineleon on the roof!

Marvin: Oh my! What kind of Yokai is that?

Lucy: I am not sure. Lewis, do you know what Yokai that is?

Lewis: I don't quite remember! But we gotta defeat it regardless! Super Change!

All: Stealth Changer! (They transform into their Stealthranger forms)

The Stealthrangers all jumped onto the top of the roof!

Draineleon: You think you have what it takes to beat me?

Draineleon then tried wrapping his tongue around the heads of the Stealthrangers, but they all managed to avoid the tongue.

Draineleon: ERGH! Would you stand still?

He kept trying, but the Stealthrangers ekpt dodging.

Stan: Hey, lizard breath! Over here!

Draineleon turned to see Stan up in a tree. He tried catching Stan with his tongue, but missed as Stan then suddenly appeared over in the window of a nearby building.

Stan: I'm over here now!

Draineleon tried catching him again, but Stan then appeared behind him!

Stan: (Strikes at Draineleon)

Draineleon: AAAH! That was something I never would have expected.

From the mansion of the Yokai, the Yokai Leader was not happy.

Yokai Leader: I really didn't want to have to do this, but I'm sending in reinforcements to help Draineleon!

S.A.R.A.: Reinforcements?

Madame Misfortune: What do you mean by that?

Yokai Leader: I am sending the Yokai Troopers to help Draineleon!

Over at the battlefield, some blue humanoid beingss with white faces appeared before the Stealthrangers!

Lucy: Oh no! Not these guys again!

Stan: What are they, Mom?

Lucy: They're the Yokai Troopers!

Lewis: Very often, they would be sent out to help the Yokai we were fighting. It looks like they are still around after all these years.

Judd: Then we must get them beaten as well.

The Stealthrangers then began to fight against the Yokai Troopers. But while that was going on, Draineleon saw his chance to get the Stealthrangers.

Draineleon: Time for Greeny to lose his mind! Literally! (Wraps his tongue around Lewis' head, causing him to flash yellow)

Lewis: AAAH!

Then Drainleon released his tongue from Lewis' head and got Lucy next. Draining her mind.

Stan: Mom! Dad!

The brothers ran over to their parents.

Marvin; Are you alright?

Lewis: Alright? Who are you?

Marvin: Uh, we're your sons. Marvin, Judd, and Stan.

Lucy: Sons? What are they?

Judd: The boys you gave birth to! Your children?

Stan: Wait guys, I think I know what happened! This Yokai drained their minds!

Draineleon: That is right! And you're next!

Stan: We gotta get back to the base! We'll settle this later!

And with that, the Stealthrangers all vanished away!

Draineleon: Darn it! They got away! Oh well! At least I got the two most important members of the team with their memory drained!

Over in the Yokai mansion....

Black Horn: Well at least he got two out of five of the Stealthrangers so far!

Luanna Bunny: He just missed the other three, though!

Madame Misfortune: But at least the two he did get are the smart ones.

Black Horn: Once the mind of the last three Stealthrangers have been drained, there will be nobody standing in our way and the world will be ours! Hahahahaha!

Later at the camper, the Kitinger Brothers had demorphed, but Lewis and Lucy were still in costume.

Stan: Now don't you worry, Mom and Dad. We'll try to find a way to get your memories back. Somehow.

Marvin: Uh, why exactly are they still morphed like that?

Judd: I think they forgot how to demorphed from their suits.

Stan: That is exactly right! Let's see if Gamma 4 has any details regarding the monster we fought.

The brothers went to their room where Gamma 4 was watching over the pony DVD he found earlier.

Stan: Gamma 4, we have a...what are you doing?

Gamma 4: Oh. It's nothing. Uh...why do you have this pony DVD? Isn't this a show made for girls?

Stan: Well, yes it is. But there is a huge fan base of guys who like it as well.

Marvin: Although only this generation of the franchise. The last new season for this generation came out two years ago.

Judd: It's a shame it went off after nine years. But I guess it was time to move on.

Stan: But anyway, we're here because, we faced off against a chameleon monster that has the ability to drain people's minds.

Gamma 4: What about Masters Lewis and Lucy? Where are they?

Judd: They're in the kitchen, but they forgot how to demorph from their suits.

Marvin: In fact, they forgot how to do anything or who anyone is.

Stan: It's because the chameleon monster drained their memories with his tongue. He nearly got us, but we escaped.

Gamma 4: Oh my. A chameleon monster that can drain knowledge. That sounds like Ongyoki.

Marvin: Onu-what?

Gamma 4: Ongyoki. A kind of Yokai that is able to steal the minds of others.

Judd: Then how can we get everyone's memories back?

Gamma 4: Well, one way the memories can be brought back would be if Draineleon willingly gives them back.

Stan: So he can do that?

Gamma 4: Can, but most likely won't!

Stan: Of course. So how do we force him to give the memories back?

Gamma 4: I think in order to defeat Draineleon, you will need to grab hold of his tongue and get it hooked up to this memory recovering machine. (Opens his chest and gets out a device and hands it to Stan) Your grandfather and great uncles created it for these kinds of situations.

Stan: Ah! This should work well.

Marvin: Any idea on how to get him to wrap his tongue on this?

Judd: I think I know how we can do it.

Judd whispered his idea.

Stan: Way cool, Judd. Let's go that!

And they hurried out. Later on, Draineleon was going around draining the intelligence out of people!

Draineleon: Well, I was able to drain the memories of all these people, but I still have three Stealthrangers yet to get.

Then, he saw Stan, morphed as Stealth Red, standing in the park.

Draineleon: There's Stealth Red! I'll get him! Then find the other two later.

He went over there and then wrapped his tongue around Stan's head, but then a shocking sound was heard and Draineleon flashed yellow for a moment.

Draineleon: No! It can't be! AAAAH!

Then, the flashing stopped and Draineleon fell down to the ground unconscious! When that happened, Stan, Marvin, and Judd appeared and it was revealed that the Stealth Red Draineleon was trying to drain his mind from was a decoy statue the brothers had set up.

Stan: It worked! Now to let these memories go back to their rightful owners!

He opened up the memory recoverer and the memories all flew into the sky, seeking their rightful owners. It wasn't long before Lewis and Lucy regained their minds as well.

Lewis: Huh? What happened?

Lucy: This is odd! We're at the camper?

Lewis: And we're still in costume? What just happened?

Then, Gamma 4 arrived in the room.

Gamma 4: It worked! You got your memories back!

Lucy: Oh! That explains it! That Yokai must have removed our memories!

Lewis: Where are the boys?

Gamma 4: They went out to defeat the Yokai. You better hurry and help them.

Lucy: Let's do it, Lewis.

Lewis: Right. Super Ch-Oh wait, we're already in the suits.

Lucy: Yeah. Hehehe.

And they then headed on out. Back at the battlefield, Draineleon managed to get back up after he had fallen.

Draineleon: Ugh...I cannot believe I fell for that.

Judd: Hahahaha! "Fell" for that!

Marvin: Good one, Judd. (Fist bumps)

Then, Lewis and Lucy had arrived.

Lewis: Boys, are you alright?

Stan: We are. How about you?

Lucy: We're alright thanks to you. Now let's finish this lizard!

Draineleon: ERGH! I'll just have to grow giant to finish you off!

Some energy surrounded Draineleon and he grew giant.

Draineleon: Now to make myself a couple of Stealthrangers flat cakes.

Stan: It's pancakes, you loon!

Lewis: I think it's time to form the Great Stealth Shogun!

Marvin: You really mean it?

Lewis: I do. Now, everyone focus!

All: Great Stealth Shogun!

The Stealthrangers took on their Stealth Shogun forms and then combined into the Great Stealth Shogun!

Draineleon: I'll see if I can drain the mind of the Great Stealth Shogun! (Launches his tongue out at the Great Stealth Shogun, but grabs the tongue by both hands and begins swinging Draineleon around) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

Great Stealth Shogun: (Drops him)

Draineleon: AAAH! (Crashes to the ground) ERGH! Now I am really mad!

Stealthrangers: Great Shogun Sword! (The sword appears in their hands) Great Shogun Finish! (Slashes at Draineleon)

Draineleon: AAAH! And I was hoping to become the smartest Yokai in the world! (Falls and explodes)

Later at the camper, the Kitinger family was having dinner.

Lucy: So, was it scary handling things with that monster without us?

Stan: It wasn't too bad.

Marvin: We were worried that you would never get your memory back.

Judd: And then we would all be doomed.

Lewis: But you managed to beat that monster and save everyone's memories! That is quite an accomplishment.

Judd: Gamma 4 was pretty helpful when we needed his help.

Lewis: Well, your grandfather built him to do just that.

Stan: Speaking of which, Mom, Dad, did you ever tell Gamma 4 about Uncle Garry.

Lucy: Oh! I just realized! We never told Gamma 4 about Garry, did we, Lewis?

Lewis: Oh yeah.

Stan: So there was nothing wrong with Gamma 4's memory chip after all?

Lewis: Well, if you say we need to look over Gamma 4's memory chip, then we better do a check over.

Marvin: If Gamma 4 didn't remember Uncle Garry because you never introduced him to him, I don't think that is necessary.

Lucy: But it might be a good idea. We'll do that after dinner.

Stan: OK.

Later, after dinner, Lewis looked over Gamma 4's memory chip.

Lewis: Alright, Gamma. Your memory chip is A-OK!

Gamma 4: Thank you, Master Lewis.

Lucy: We're really sorry we never told you about my brother, Garry.

Gamma 4: What is your brother like, Mistress Lucy?

Lucy: Well, he has gray fur and has stripes.

Lewis: And he's a bit goofy.

Stan: You could say that again, Dad.

Gamma 4: Does this Garry have any kids?

Lucy: Oh yes. He has a daughter named Bobby.

Lewis: And she's a part of a cheer squad in another city. This summer, we may even get to see them.

Judd: That sounds exciting, doesn't it, Gamma 4?

Gamma 4: That I get to see your Uncle Garry and Cousin Bobby?

Stan: Yeah.

Gamma 4 was of some big help to the Stelathrangers in their time of need. But it's unbelievable that Lewis and Lucy never told him about Lucy's brother. But hopefully they will have plenty of catching up to do when the time comes for them to meet.

To be continued...