Pilot/Transcript

**Krusty's Dad:** Krusty! Wake Up!

(\*Meanwhile, Next Door\*)

**Joe's Mom:** Joe, Wake Up!

**Young** **Krusty and Joe:** (\*Mumbling\*) 5 more minutes...

**Krusty's Dad and Joe's Mom:** You'll be Late for Camp!

**Young** **Krusty and Joe:** CAMP!?

[The Camera zooms into Krusty's Eye and We See the word...Kamp Krusty]

**Krusty:** I don't wanna go to Camp, Dad!

(\*Next Door\*)

**Joe:** But I don't want to go to Camp!

(\*Next Door\*)

**Krusty:** It'll be...

(\*Next Door\*)

**Joe:** ...Super Boring

(\*Next Door\*)

**Krusty:** And I won't know...

(\*Next Door\*)

**Joe:**... Anyone There!

(\*Next Door\*)

**Krusty:** It's Gonna...

(\*Next Door\*)

**Joe:** SUCK!

**Joe's Mom:** Get Dressed, I already Packed Your Bags. (\*Puts a Giant Suit Case on his Bed\*)

**Joe:** Dang It...

(\*Next Door\*)

**Krusty's Dad:** Get Dressed. Now. Then Get in The Car. The Buses Leave In One Hour.

**Krusty:** Dang it. (\*Gets Off of his Bed\*) Wait a minute, One Hour, Eh? (\*Runs towards the house phone in his Pj's; Dials a Number\*)

**Joe (\*Over the Phone\*):** Hello?

**Krusty:** Joe, I'm Going to Camp for the Summer, My Dad Forcing Me.

**Joe:** Oh, Yeah? I'm Going to Camp, too, My Mom is forcing me. What Camp is it?

**Krusty:** I don't really know, He hasn't told me yet.

**Joe:** Man...

**Krusty and Joe:** I wish we didn't have to go. (\*Lightbulb!\*) Wait a Minute? Maybe We Do Have To Go.

(\*Later\*)

**Joe:** (\*He's sitting by the Open Window wait for Krusty to Open His Window; Krusty then Opens his Window\*)

**Krusty:** (\*Sends a Paper Airplane to Joe\*)

**Joe:** Ooh, Nice. (\*Takes Out a Pencil and Writes on It; Then he sends it back\*)

**Krusty:** Heh. (\*Writes on the Paper; Sends it Back\*)

**Joe:** (\*Reads It; Then he Nods; He Closes His Window, Krusty does the Same\*)

**Joe:** (\*Yelling\*) Hey, Mom! Mom! (\*Joe's Mom Comes In\*)

**Joe's Mom:** Yes, Joe?

**Joe:** I'm Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally Hungry, Could You Please Make Me, Um, Pancake Eggs?

**Joe's Mom:** Joe, You know it takes me forever to make Pancake Eggs. But, Since, Today, Is you're last day here, I'll do it. (\*Exits the Room\*)

**Joe:** (\*Waits until the Door is fully closed; Then jumps out the window\*) FREEDOM! (\*He knocks on Krusty's Window\*)

(\*Krusty Opens It; Joe comes in\*)

**Joe:** You got the stuff?

**Krusty:** (\*Picks up a Bucket of Glue\*) Yep. Did you get your Stuff?

**Joe:** (\*Takes out a bunch of Rope\*) Yep.

**Krusty:** How did you fit all that-

**Joe:** Don't worry about it. Time for Phase 2.

(\*Joe and Krusty yell at the top of their lungs; So loudly, It's heard in Joe's House and gets Joe's Mom's Attention and Krusty's Dad's Attention\*)

**Krusty:** Let's go! (\*They jump out the window; They land on the grass\*)

(\*Joe's Mom comes to Joe's Window and Krusty's Dad to Krusty's Window\*)

**Joe's Mom:** JOE! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!

**Krusty's Dad:** GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!

**Joe and Krusty:** (\*They Look at Each Other\*) Come and Get Us.

(\*Joe's Mom and Krusty's Dad jump out the window furious; Krusty and Joe more back and Joe's Mom and Krusty's Dad crash into each other and lie unconscious\*)

(\*The both wake up in a dark room, Tied up with one light above them; Krusty and Joe come out of the darkness\*)

**Krusty:** Hello Parentals.

**Joe:** Yes, Hello.

**Krusty's Dad:** Whadda want from us?

**Joe:** We want...

**Krusty:** ...Not to Go to Camp.

**Joe's Mom:** Okay.

**Krusty's Dad:** Okay.

**Krusty:** So, You Decline, Eh?

**Joe:** They just said "yes".

**Krusty:** Right. Let them go, Joe.

(\*Joe unties the two adults\*)

**Krusty:** That was easy, wasn't it?

**Joe:** Surprisingly, Yeah, It was.

**Krusty:** It was-

(\*Both Parents pick the Kids up\*)

(\*Later at the Drop off\*)

**Krusty and Joe:** Crap.