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Moonbucks Colham

**Moonbucks Colham** is a Moonbucks coffee shop situated in Colham's town centre. It is the second most popular coffee shop in town, rivalled by its competitor Cost of Coffee Colham. Coffee from this branch is often praised for its particularly high quality for a Moonbucks café, although it is starting to become notorious for students using their laptops at tables without ordering anything. Morten Larsen and many more coffee addicts living nearby go there most days.

In March 2015, Sarah Bardell tried to sue Moonbucks after she burned herself in this branch by spilling hot cappuccino over her legs. This was unsuccessful for her, though coffee was served lukewarm for the following months, much to the annoyance of customers.
Louisa McIntyre

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**Louisa McIntyre** (born February 29th 2000) is a fifth year student who attends Peeside High School as a member of the Farthead house. She is a huge conformist who copies everything Mae MacDonald says and does, often aggravating her persistent moodiness; her low smartness is rumoured to be the cause for her constant sheeping. She is 2nd in command in The Confidential Cuties Club, despite her constant protests to become the leader. Mae additionally likes to boss Louisa around - she has occasionally argued with Mae over this, causing her to rage. Her mother is Sophie McIntyre, and her younger sister is Vicky McIntyre, who is notorious for running up to random people and biting them, and for being the ugliest girl in Peeside High School.

Louisa's school reports are always bad; in addition to her lack of intelligence, she has poor mathematical abilities and behaviour. The latter trait is due to her copying Mae's rebellious acts. Her physical fitness, which she is now working hardly to improve, is average.

Louisa is rumoured to have once had a crush on the Noiseworld Video Arcade manager Steve Campbell, though she has constantly denied this. She is known to be very unpopular with the boys; she was ranked at number 6 in the current Boys Popularity Scale, only beating Keeley Hughes in terms of attractiveness. Harry Smith has said she looks like she eats lemons for breakfast, to which she replies that she actually prefers to start the day by scoffing doughnuts. She sometimes snorts when she laughs hard, leading some pupils to call her 'Louisa McPiglet'. She has also been sniggered at for wearing a Christmas tree costume to a Halloween disco. She shares Mae's interest in the Fatty Fairies comics.

In The Bully TV series she is voiced by Kylie Stevenson, who is also Mae, Georgeta Drăgan, Isabelle Drakenberg and Emma Kenn's voice actor.

## School exams

Louisa is taking Mathematics, English, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Physical Education, Geography and Home Economics for her PQA school leavers' exams. She is predicted the following grades:

* Biology - D
* Chemistry - D
* English - F
* Geography - C
* Home Economics - B
* Mathematics - D
* Physical Education - C
* Physics - F

**Overall grade - D+**

## Video game appearances

Louisa makes an appearance in The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists, in which she, Mae and Christine Peel fight Harry for throwing slugs at them and hurling dog poop at the Confidential Cuties Club's treehouse. Harry ultimately wins the battle.

Louisa is an unlockable racer in the kart racing game The Bully: Super Kart GP as a member of the medium weight class. She is also a playable character in The Bully: Board Race, though she is available via eShop only.

## Trivia

* Louisa, Fingal MacLachlan and Tom McFarlane all have birthdays on February 29th, although Tom was not born in the same year as the former two.

## Quotes

* "Yeah Mae!" - appears in various episodes
* "Yeah Harry!" - appears in various episodes
* "Er, you what?" - appears in various episodes

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Mindbender

The **Mindbender** is an unlockable vehicle in the video game The Bully: Super Kart GP. It is owned by Blair Cameron, who designed its very futuristic electrical operation from scratch; this took years for him to perfect. It can also be driven by all members of the medium weight class.

The Mindbender is notably one of the most frequently used vehicles in the game's online modes.

## Statistics

Statistics of vehicles in The Bully: Super Kart GP are proportioned on a numerical scale, with 1 being the lowest value a certain trait can take, and 20 being the highest. The Mindbender is fast and can drift around tight turns with ease, much akin to the also unlockable Svenergiser. However, it has the disadvantages of below average acceleration, very slow off-road speed and being rather lightweight for a medium vehicle. It is recommended for professional players only.

* Speed - 16
* Acceleration - 5
* Weight - 5
* Handling - 10
* Drift - 17
* Boost - 8
* Off-road - 2

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Colham Primary School

**Colham Primary School** is one of the local primary schools in Colham. It was the school that Harry Smith and his younger brother James Smith attended. Most pupils who graduate move on to Colham High School, although some may continue their education at a private school and some may be transferred to Genesiscide Special Needs School if necessary.

In recent years the school has started to become oversubscribed to the point where the nearby Burnton Primary School's catchment area had to expand in October 2016.

## Class of 2009-2016

* Hamish Aitken
* Amy Johnston
* Cara Macnab
* Jessica Samson
* Anna Sanderson (moved to Laststead, Genesiscide)
* Jamie Stevenson

## Class of 2007-2014

* Gordon Cameron
* Tyler Hibbert
* Stuart McKeon (now deceased)
* Vicky McIntyre
* James Smith

## Class of 2006-2013

* Michael Adams (moved to Tokyo, Japan)
* Gerwald Heerwagen
* Millie Kennedy
* Colin Naylor
* Carroll Page
* Hannah Rice
* Hannah Wayne
* Jamie Valentine

## Class of 2005-2012

* David Blackburn
* Cameron Cleary (now deceased)
* Georgeta Drăgan
* Hannah Johnston
* Mae MacDonald
* Iona MacEachern (left in Primary 5 after moving to Burnton; now deceased)
* Louise MacInesker
* Fingal MacLachlan
* David Marshall
* Louisa McIntyre
* Caleb McKinnon
* Ian Powell
* Jordan Sanderson
* Harry Smith
* Carly Stephenson (moved to Kinlochpoop in Primary 7)
* Lewis Stewart
* Mitchell Washington
* Jamie Williams (moved to Ashsalam in Primary 4)
* Keevie Williamson
* Amy Wilson
* Xiola Wong

## Class of 2004-2011

* Jonathan Beckwith
* Dylan Cook
* Tony Emery
* David Jackson
* Zoe Kennedy
* Isla MacKenzie
* Megan McGuire (died in a car crash in 2010)
* Hiroshi Naganuma (moved to Daikiraidesu in 2011, just after graduating)
* David Soul (moved to NukuNuku Village in 2008)
* Jessica Teasdale
* Gary Wheaton
* Alex Woodbridge
* Amelia Woodbridge

## Other pupils who graduated

* Cara Wallace (2002-2009)
* Angus Gibson (2001-2008)
* Morten Larsen (2001-2008)
* Patrick McCrae (2001-2008)
* Bjørn Henriksen (2000-2007)
* Martin Ross (1987-1994)

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Kim Johnston

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**Kim Johnston** is a dinner lady at Colham High School. She is obese and addicted to junk food, doing all her shopping in Fat Mart Colham. She also visits Candycorn regularly, and brands MacRonalds and Whoopie-Whoppie as top class restaurants. She became so angry over Gobble N' Fart's closure that she sprayed graffiti all over the Veggies for Vegans restaurant that replaced it.

In the episode Harry Smith and the Obsessive Dinner Lady, Kim stole and scoffed confectionery from pupils while patrolling the packed lunch room. Harry Smith stopped her antics by getting his classmates to bring loads of sweets into school - she ate the lot and ended up so sick she was rushed to Genesiscide Hospital. She has always patrolled the main canteen instead ever since.

Her best friend is Claymore Cameron despite him being six years younger than her. She is additionally known to drive a fat scooter, as shown in her cameo in the Big Fat Trouble in Little Colham easter egg. She is also seen on one in a dream Harry has in the episode The Black Foot Gang Rules OK!. Kim occasionally drives a moped, which is nicknamed the 'Lardmobile' by some.

## Appearances

### Season 3

* Harry Smith and the Obsessive Dinner Lady

### Season 10

* The Black Foot Gang Rules OK! (appears in a dream Harry Smith has)

## Quotes

**All of the following quotes are from Harry Smith and the Obsessive Dinner Lady.**

* "Sweets, sweeeeeets!"
* "Don't even bother"
* "Sweets? Doesn't anyone have any sweets?"
* "If no-one tells me where Harry has hidden his sweets, then you're all going to get referrals!"
* "Oh, ohhh...it's back to school dinners for me"
* "Not anymore, they're confiscated!"
Locateur Pro

**Locateur Pro** is a locating program written by Edvard Andersson that can be run on Macrohard Doors computers. By typing in keywords, a list of results from its huge database appears, allowing people and places to be found on a map of Volcanus.

In the episode Harry Smith and Friends' Battle, Edvard uses Locateur Pro to track down the location of the Eight-Nine-Three, a mysterious gang who paid many people to be mean to Harry Smith. The Black Foot Gang and The Hovedpersons go to the Eight-Nine-Three's meeting point at the Za-Authoritah farm near Balsyth, where the two gangs overthrow them.

To avoid being arrested, Edvard has not made it available for download, unlike his other programs. The program also took two years for him to code; he was given help on a forum. Other members of The Hovedpersons have labelled it his best program he has coded.
Lava Cruise

**Lava Cruise** is a ride at Horrid Henty Land that has operated since the theme park opened in 1999. It is a thrilling log flume with a volcanic theme, and its water is coloured orange to resemble lava. The Lava Cruise's most notable part is a long downhill section which sends riders speeding into a pool of 'lava' to create a huge splash; Harry Smith's Eyephone 2 broke from this in 2011. It is also Svörfuður Hilmarsson's favourite attraction alongside the Coaster of Henty.
Pantsu Poopkuro

**Pantsu Poopkuro** is a Japanese language toilet training cartoon series that has been aired in Japanophilic areas of Volcanus since 2004. It features a series of anthropomorphic characters, including the main character Pantsu Poopkuro, who keeps pooping himself because Korecchi always beats him to the toilet. It was created by Yoshito Sasaki and Boris Trump; the latter is a weeaboo who is fluent in Japanese. Despite being co-created by a Westerner, there is no official English version of the cartoon, although English fan subs of it have been posted to MyCube and anime sites.

The toilet and toilet roll holder are oddly also anthropomorphic. Whenever Pantsu Poopkuro poops himself, the toilet threatens to flush him away while the toilet roll holder buries him in toilet paper. One of the most notable episodes features Korecchi pushing Pantsu Poopkuro down a stern, also anthropomorphic pit toilet.

In June 2014, Muchi Service accidentally aired back-to-back episodes of the cartoon instead of the final episode of Initial T, angering many fans of this anime. The employee responsible for the mishap was fired, and the long awaited Initial T episode was aired the following week.
McRubbish (fast food chain)

**McRubbish** is a fast food chain based in the town of the same name. It is known for serving gross food, employing rude staff and for its customers leaving litter all over the restaurants; the latter problem is mostly due to all the bins overflowing. The chain is losing money as a result of these issues and competition with MacRonalds restaurants, so it is expected to be bankrupt by 2017. Harry Smith told the manager he hated the chain, so he got banned from all of its branches.

## Areas

* McRubbish at Home
* McRubbish in McGarbage
* McRubbish in Lil' Merica
* McRubbish in Rustbucket
Larry Burton

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**Larry Burton** (born December 21st 1979) is the former teacher of Class 4P at Colham High School. He was generally preoccupied with helping his pupils to become as smart as they can be, and got rather angry when someone misbehaved. His way of managing the class was quite strict (although not to the same extent as 5F's teacher Catriona McMillan) and he usually gave rewards to pupils who made an effort to behave themselves, although the most mischievous ones still liked to mess with him sometimes. He was known to get along well with 5I's teacher George Peterson.

In January 2015, a notorious incident occurred in which he fell asleep in the meeting room, delaying a geography lesson by half an hour. By the time he returned, the classroom was a madhouse and several chairs were broken.

Due to Larry attacking James Smith in the episode James Smith: BE QUIET!, Robert Sullivan permanently sacked him and he received a two month arrest. He however escaped from jail along with Ärnesti Jukanpoika, Maarjo Mägi and Coran Hewitt in the episode Happy Birthday, Zoe Kennedy!; he threatened to either blow up Ristorante di Dundundun or stab its owner. His threatening actions were stopped by Patrick McCrae dropping his turntables on his stomach. Despite this, he has been jailed for 10 years, as he had also blown up a MacRonalds restaurant ten minutes prior.

## Appearances

### Season 2

* Harry Smith Spreads Gas (appears but has no lines)
* Harry Smith's Fun Run (appears but has no lines)

### Season 4

* Harry Smith and the School Uniform
* Harry Smith's Heist (appears but has no lines)

### Season 5

* Harry Smith in Sincostan: Part I
* Harry Smith in Sincostan: Part II
* Harry Smith in Sincostan: Part III
* Harry Smith's Sports Day

### Season 6

* Georgeta Drăgan's Fury
* Harry Smith's School Fair
* Harry Smith's Tuba
* Harry Smith and the Ice Cream Dream (appears in a dream Harry Smith has)

### Season 10

* James Smith: BE QUIET!
* Happy Birthday, Zoe Kennedy!

## Trivia

* Larry and Hannah Johnston were both born on December 21st, although not in the same year.
James Smith's Perfect Day

**James Smith's Perfect Day** is an episide of The Bully TV series, first aired in August 2015.

## Plot

The episode begins with James Smith getting ready to go with Liam Smith on a father and son outing hosted by Colham Bowl-a-Rama. They will arrive at a secret location in Farthill. He comes downstairs extremely happy, mostly due to Harry Smith being in prison. James and Liam get into the RustBucket 2000, with the former spraying air freshener to rid the car of the smell of Harry's farts.

When they set off, James sings songs from Fancy Hippos. Liam makes a wrong turn, taking the car to Kilallt Riding School. He turns back and starts heading where the satnav is commanding him to go - eventually they end up in Genesiscide because Liam made a typo when entering the secret location's postcode. He turns back and drives towards Farthill, and the hectic ride leads them to a muddy woodland. James vomits all over his seat.

Suddenly paint splats all over the RustBucket 2000's windscreen. James notices the invitation says the outing is for...paintballing! They leave the car, bumping into Liam's boss Bob Jenkins and his son Bill Jenkins, who are both wielding paintball guns. Bob makes the deal that if Liam and James can paintball him and Bill by surprise, they will win an hour of free bowling. Bob and Bill hide in the woods, leaving Liam and James to search for them.

After five minutes scouting the woods and getting scratched up by brambles, a barrage of paintballs is fired at Liam and James, who just about manage not to get their formal clothes colourful. After their targets seem to have moved on, they find a bush blown down from the wind. They walk around using it as a disguise until they approach Bob and Bill from behind. However, James squeals and bursts his nappy after treading in fox poo, then the two opponents splatter Liam with paint.

As Liam and James continue trudging along, they end up behind their targets again. Liam dashes up to them, but Bill does a big fart at him, causing him to slip in the mud. James suddenly captures the two - Liam earned the free bowling, but he doesn't seem to care and storms back into the RustBucket 2000. On the way back home, James blabbers on about what a perfect day he's had while Liam is more frustrated than ever and the car gets extremely muddy.

Soon they arrive home. James rings the doorbell 20 times. Grace Smith answers, and James goes on about the events for a whole hour straight; Grace and Liam look at each other, briefly considering to phone a doctor. Later he goes to his room to play with his Fancy Hippo plushies, though he notices a disgusting smell...Harry sneaked a lump of cheese in James' toy box just before his arrest! James pukes and bursts his nappy again.
List of birthdays in The Bully

This page lists all the known birthdays of characters in The Bully.

* Connor MacEachern (2000)

### 29th

These characters are considered to have their birthdays on March 1st when it is not a leap year.

* Tom McFarlane (1996)
* Fingal MacLachlan (2000)
* Louisa McIntyre (2000)

## March

### 18th

* Stella Naganuma (1983)
* Agner Riis (2000)

## April

### 1st

* Ronald Hindle (1973)
* Hannah Harding (2001)

### 3rd

* Gemma Hillsbury (1999)
* Max Cederblom (2000)

### 12th

* Akköz Gündoğan (1996)
* Isabelle Drakenberg (2000)

### 19th

* Nicola Mitchell (1997)
* Anna Sanderson (2004)

## May

### 25th

* Georgia Sneyd (2001)
* Hildebjørg Larsen (2021)

## June

### 16th

* Michael Pritchard (1999)
* Georgeta Drăgan (2000)

## July

### 6th

* Åleta Andersson (1976)
* Rachel Hopkins (1999)
* Pippa Denton (2001)
* Steve Denton (2001)

### 26th

* Leo Jespersen (2000)
* Phil Jack (2008)

## August

### 1st

* Martin Ross (1982)
* Euan Campbell (2000, deceased)

### 2nd

* Gordie MacEachern (2002)
* Vera Bernard-Smith (2014)

### 5th

* Kristin Senoue (1991)
* Matthew Rice (1999)

### 15th

* Sally Brittan (1999)
* Ellie McNab (2002)

### 16th

* Pamela Milne (1997)
* Tomoko Kobayashi (2000)

### 27th

* Gracie Moran (2000)
* Jamie Moran (2000)

## September

### 25th

* Tara Cuthbertson (1988)
* Junichi Sugiyama (1996)
* Amy Wilson (2000)

### 29th

* Yuko Hataya (1996)
* Annabella Nylund (1996)
* Alex Woodbridge (1999)
* Amelia Woodbridge (1999)

## October

### 1st

* Evan Moss (1999)
* David Marshall (2000)

## November

### 1st

* Gregor McDade (2000)
* Nathan White (2003)

### 29th

* Zoe Kennedy (1999)
* Xiola Wong (2000)

## December

### 3rd

* Isaac Hockridge (2000)
* Paul McEwan (2002)

### 8th

* Keeley Hughes (2000)
* Luke Brittan (2002)

### 21st

* Larry Burton (1979)
* Hannah Johnston (2000)

### 29th

* Craig Sullivan (2000, deceased)
* Emma Warren (2000)

### 31st

* Damien Woodbridge (1998)
* Vicky McIntyre (2002)
Louise MacInesker

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**Louise MacInesker** (born October 29th 2000) is a fifth year student who attends Peeside High School as a member of the Poopton house. She is an obese girl who is very well behaved, and a bit of a goody-goody as a result. She is rather intelligent, has good maths skills and very poor physical abilities - she is occasionally bullied for the latter trait. The boys in her class do not consider her at all attractive and placed her at the bottom spot (number 6) in the current Boys' Cute-o-Meter.

## School exams

Louise is taking Mathematics, English, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Physical Education, History, Home Economics, Religious Studies and Spanish for her PQA school leavers' exams. She is predicted the following grades:

* Biology - C
* Chemistry - C
* English - A
* History - B
* Home Economics - A
* Mathematics - B
* Physical Education - F
* Physics - B
* Religious Studies - A
* Spanish - B

**Overall grade - B-**
Jalatwick Foot Worship Centre

**Jalatwick Foot Worship Centre** is an enormous spa located in the centre of the Finnophilic town Jalatwick. Due to the town's obsession with feet, the spa specialises in foot-related things such as foot massages, foot tickling, pedicures and fish therapy. A variety of products for foot health are also sold there.

The spa is extremely valuable to Jalatwick, generating a large fraction of the town's total income. An expansion to the building was completed in April 2016; before this was completed, it was just known as Jalatwick Spa.

## Video game appearances

Jalatwick Foot Worship Centre appears in The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists. Under one of the future conformist ruler Queen Narciss' schemes, the spa is converted into an emoji synthesising lab.

Many hand emojis steal all but one of some fragments making up a shattered panel that unlocks a door at the back of Queen Narciss' castle, so the Nordics go to the former spa to retrieve the pieces. Upon reaching the centre of the spa, Bjørn Henriksen and Svörfuður Hilmarsson battle twin bunny girl emojis while the hands tickle Morten Larsen's feet to try forcing him to confess the last piece's location in Gamerton. Thankfully Bjørn and Svörfuður clear the hands away just in time. The spa is later restored to normal when a time paradox reverts all of Queen Narciss' changes to Volcanus.

The converted spa additionally appears as a track in The Bully: Super Kart GP. It is part of the Selfie Stick Cup, which only becomes available if the player has a save file of The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists or downloads it as DLC.
Pooperia

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**Pooperia** is a village located in County Dumbhead, Homia. It is part of the Wetfart District (formerly the Fartypants district). It is famous for being covered in poop by both humans and animals. The residents are known to be rather dirty and poor, and some of them are homeless. Even David Marshall finds the place disgusting, and Caleb McKinnon claims he will live there in the future; many people laugh at him for this.
Jack Jackson

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**Jack Jackson** (born December 17th 1999) is a student who attends Genesiscide Special Needs School. He went to Colham High School from 2011 to 2016. He is notorious for going up to people and shouting "WICKED!". Due to this, many people hate him, and the act once made James Smith burst his nappy. He is also deemed ugly; he was ranked at the bottom spot (number 11) in the Cute to Ugly Spectrum.

## Relationships

Jack's best friend is Matthew Rice, who he often pushes at high speed on his wheelchair for fun. He gets nicknamed the "WICKED!" man. He is also notable for being rather emotionless, as when his sister Laura Jackson was killed by Euan Milton, he did not care. Jack is however somewhat friendly with Henrietta Cuthbert due to him and Matthew calling her cute.

It is rumoured that he has started a 'club' with Matthew called The MJ Act. The pair have a MyCube channel with this name which they post nonsensical videos to; they hope to become famous online, however most of their videos only have 20 views, along with some of them having more dislikes than likes.

## Experience at school

Jack was suspended from Colham High School twice for harassment, and a third time for blocking up nearly every toilet in the school. His overall intelligence is very low due to learning difficulties, and his physical and mathematical abilities are very poor; these traits combined with his bad behaviour led to him getting all Fs on his last three Colham High School report cards, and eventually led to his transfer to Genesiscide Special Needs School with Matthew, though the two will not be there for long, as they were supposed to graduate when the new school year started, however they will instead graduate in July.

It is also currently unknown what his exact disorder is; doctors believe he may have a rare, undiscovered mental disorder, which has been named 'Jackson syndrome'.

## Video game appearances

Jack plays a role in The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists. He can be summoned with Matthew Rice and pushes the latter's wheelchair around in circles fast enough to create a huge whirlwind. The summoner farts at the whirlwind to guide it towards enemies, blowing them away. After a battle is won this way he shouts "WICKED!". However, he and Matthew can only be called up once per day and not to take out a boss.

Jack will also appear in The Bully: Board Race as an unlockable character. He additionally makes appearances in The Bully Minigames Pack; he plays roles in the 'To The Drummer Get Wicked!' and 'Stew Fight' minigames.

## Quotes

* "WICKED!" - appears in various episodes
* "You, the disliked horror, can get LOST!" - appears in Harry Smith's Bad Day
Martin Ross

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**Martin Ross** (born August 1st 1982) is Alan Ross' father who has organised many sports events, including the Colham Fun Run. He pressures Alan to get gold in every sports competition he takes part in - Martin grounds him if he doesn't manage this, and he gets banned from pocket money for a week if he gets bronze or worse. Martin additionally bans junk food and doesn't let his son watch TV for more than 30 minutes a day. His wife is Elena Ross, who is softer towards Alan.

Martin was very friendly with Samuel Davidson and dislikes people with weak frames; this is one of several traits he shared with the latter. When Alan is at school, Martin often sniggers at underweight people walking past his house. However, he is not as harsh as Samuel. He also worked at Samuel's fitness camp known as The Davidson Camp, alongside Alan Davidson and Ronald Hindle, where he and the other workers treated weak campers horribly to help Samuel reach his goal of making everyone on Volcanus muscly. However, Edvard Andersson escaped from the camp along with all the other campers, also stealing tapes containing footage of the workers bullying them, which were soon shown to the police. Martin was arrested for a year due to this. This angered him, as Elena was soft with Alan the whole time.

## Appearances

### Season 13

* Samuel Davidson's Fitness Camp
* Edvard Andersson's Great Escape
* Samuel Davidson's Prison Life

## Trivia

* He was only 17 when he became Alan's father; he was still at Colham High School during this time.
Phatty Phingerz Keyboard

The **Phatty Phingerz Keyboard** is a QWERTY computer keyboard produced by Phat Solutions. Its earliest variants were first released in 2002. It has extra large keys that allow fat people with very wide fingers to type accurately, though it is rather notorious for keys often getting stuck and falling out of the keyboard altogether. All of the print is also in Comic Sans MS. Versions released from 2010 onwards can be switched between QWERTY and Dvorak.

Caleb McKinnon owns five Phatty Phingerz Keyboards, one of which he connects to the Peeside High School computers whenever he uses them; Harry Smith and David Marshall often laugh at him for this. Edvard Andersson finds the keyboard hilarious.
Mechanical Dancing Henty

The **Mechanical Dancing Henty** is an attraction at Horrid Henty Land that opened in 2001. It is a gigantic mechanical model of the character Horrid Henty which sings and dances to music tracks from the Horrid Henty TV series when people insert coins into it. The attraction also offers photoshoots.

In June 2011, the head of the dancing Henty fell off and made a huge crater in the pavement. Luckily nobody was injured and the model was going to be removed due to health and safety concerns, however the attraction stayed due to many protests from fans. The Mechanical Dancing Henty now has extra maintenance and no incidents involving the attraction have happened since, though chavs occasionally climb on the model while it is dancing, in addition to putting bras round its legs.
Hippos in Time

**Hippos in Time** is a ride at Fancy Hippos Fancy Fun that opened in 2009. It consists of a train ride that goes through an enormous tunnel with scenes of Fancy Hippo Valley at different points in time painted on the inside walls. The train carriages also have buttons that cause five second clips of Fancy Hippos songs to be played when pressed. Harry Smith was once dragged on the ride when it was full of screaming kids, and came out with a headache so bad he had to rest in the dirty toilets for ten minutes. The tunnel is also notoriously full of litter as the lazy staff haven't bothered to clean it since 2012.

As of April 2017, the ride has been temporarily closed due to constant breakdowns; it broke down 30 times on its last day of operation before this.
Lil' Suzie's Burger Bar

**Lil' Suzie's Burger Bar** is a burger bar in Lil' Merica and serves the best burgers in the city. It gets so busy that several people have almost died when being squished into others there. However, the lazy shop managers appear to do nothing about it. Caleb McKinnon sometimes goes there and barges through the queues so that he gets a burger as soon as possible. Once he mowed down a queue with his Ultimate Mobility Scooter, leading to several customers being hospitalised.

## Trivia

* It may be a parody of Wendy's resturants.
Jamie Moran

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**Jamie Moran** (born August 27th 2000) is a fifth year student who attends Peeside High School as a member of the Inchloch house. He is Gracie Moran's twin brother; the pair are very competitive with each other. He is rather well behaved in school and has good maths skills, while having high intelligence and average physical abilities. He is jealous of Gracie being better than him at some of this and hence getting all As on three of her report cards, leading to him starting to hate her. Jamie is considered attractive by the girls in his class, who placed him at number 2 in the current Girls' Hot or Not? Scale.

Jamie and Gracie attended Nerdton Primary School in their younger years. They were students at Morepets High School until second year, when they moved to Swotford. They have lived in Lolagia since April 2015.

## School exams

Jamie is taking Mathematics, English, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Physical Education, Business Studies, Design and Technology, French and ICT for his PQA school leavers' exams. He is predicted the following grades:

* Biology - C
* Business Studies - B
* Chemistry - D
* Design and Technology - C
* English - B
* French - C
* ICT - D
* Mathematics - B
* Physical Education - C
* Physics - B

**Overall grade - C**
Namecow

**Namecow** is a Homian gaming company based in Funton. It is best known for making many arcade games that people find addictive. Its main rivals are Con Army and Crapcom.

Interestingly, many of their games appear to be vanishing from existence. To avoid this happening, a young man named Lewis Burns converted a house in Nerdton into a mini museum full of Namecow games, which opened in August 2016.

## Games

* Galaxistani (1979)
* Manpack (1980)
* Gaelica (1980)
* Big Pug (1981)
* Flappy (1983)
* Spiritual Dragon (1987)
* Fattyhouse (1989)
* Oldwoman Athletics (1992)
* Bridge Tracer (1993)
* Pinecone Tracer (1994)
* Overtaken (1994)
* Dave Tracer (1995)
* Overtaken 2 (1995)
* Prop Psychopath (1996)
* Pinecone Surfter (1996)
* Aqua Pet (1996)
* Overtaken 3 (1997)
* The Idiotmi$tress (2005)
Sohcahtoa

**Sohcahtoa** is a country on the planet of Volcanus. It is situated on the medium sized island of Barneykevisi, and declared independence from Homia in 1991 - before this it was known as Homia's County Weetoun. The capital is Weetoun. It is famous for being split into two regions: Old Sohcahtoa and New Sohcahtoa. The former is mostly inhabited by natives, whereas the latter is mostly inhabited by people of European descent, like most of Homia and Pedia.

## Languages

English is spoken all over Sohcahtoa, due to being colonised by the Anglophone country Homia. Sohcahtoa, a language descended from Old Barneytilian, is spoken in Old Sohcahtoa as the main language, though English is also an important second language for this region. Minority languages include Homian, French, Russian and Sinco.
Pinhead Pavilion Fun Park

**Pinhead Pavilion Fun Park** is a mini theme park located on Pinhead's sea front. Its rides are mostly designed for young children and there are many grabber machines scattered around; generally it is a toned down version of the attractions on Pinhead Pier.

Harry Smith has described it as "a cut above Fancy Hippos Fancy Fun, but still for stinky nappy poo poo babies".
Potty Racer

The **Potty Racer** is a vehicle that appears in the video game The Bully: Super Kart GP. It was made by turning a portaloo on its side before chopping pieces off and adding new framework, an engine and wheels to convert it into a vehicle. It makes a flushing sound every time it gets a large speed boost, and occasionally leaks poop onto the track when it drifts.

The Potty Racer is owned by Harry Smith and can be driven by medium weight characters.

## Statistics

Statistics of vehicles in The Bully: Super Kart GP are proportioned on a numerical scale, with 1 being the lowest value a certain trait can take, and 20 being the highest. The Potty Racer's stats are mostly balanced.

* Speed - 10
* Acceleration - 12
* Weight - 8
* Handling - 11
* Drift - 6
* Boost - 9
* Off-road - 14

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Pink Pile of Plastic

The **Pink Pile of Plastic** is a battery-powered car owned by Mae MacDonald. As the name suggests, it is bright pink in colour, also having many additional features such as air conditioning, heated seats, adjustable windows, and a CD and Eyepod music player. Due to the car's excessive number of gears, buttons and brake pedals, Mae took three months just figuring out how to drive it down the street. Soon afterwards she drove it into the lake at Colham Park and successfully begged her parents to buy her a new one.

## The Bully: Super Kart GP

The Pink Pile of Plastic also appears as a vehicle in The Bully: Super Kart GP. It can be driven by members of the medium weight class.

### Statistics

Statistics of vehicles in The Bully: Super Kart GP are proportioned on a numerical scale, with 1 being the lowest value a certain trait can take, and 20 being the highest. The Pink Pile of Plastic has very high speed, although most other stats are low.

* Speed - 17
* Acceleration - 5
* Weight - 12
* Handling - 6
* Drift - 6
* Boost - 2
* Off-road - 4

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Pooperwick

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**Pooperwick** is a city located in County Pooperwick, Homia. It is known for its obese people and its Fat Mart superstore (Fat Mart Pooperwick), which is one of the biggest branches on Volcanus. As of 2017, Pooperwick has the second highest obesity levels of all cities in Homia, beaten only by Lil' Merica.

Its flag is a black Scandinavian cross. This is due to colonisation by the Danish. It was formerly known as *Sutvík*.
Matt Stone

**Matt Stone** is the co-creator of The Bully. He lives in Essex, England, and is known for his comical and sometimes emotional works. He produces episodes alongside Peter Donald; he often parodies Horrid Henry episodes, though he has almost entirely written and produced some of the show's episodes, which are listed below.

## Original works

### Season 6

* Morten Larsen's Cousins
* Morten Larsen's Coffee Addiction
* Harry Smith's Tuba

### Season 8

* Colham College Burns Down
* Harry Smith's Worst Day Ever (additional scenes by Peter Donald)
* Harry Smith and the Shocking Diagnosis (additional scenes by Peter Donald)
* Harry Smith Skips School

### Season 9

* Happy Birthday, Morten Larsen! (additional scenes by Peter Donald)
* Harry Smith and the Coin Pusher

### Season 12

* Edvard Andersson's Appointment
* Harry Smith Runs a Mile

### Season 13

* Harry Smith's Reviews
* Samuel Davidson's Fitness Camp
* Edvard Andersson's Great Escape

### Season 14

* Harry Smith and the Coco-Coal Contest
* Genesiscide College's Field Trip
* Patrick McCrae's Day in Hospital
* Morten Larsen's Athenian Abduction

### Season 15

* Harry Smith's Kitchen Nightmare
* Harry Smith and the Disastrous Biology Lesson
* Harry Smith Goes to EYEKEA

## Trivia

* He is loosely based on wiki user Entranced98.
River Beats

The **River Beats** is a river in Homia that runs through County Pooperwick and County Townton. It starts near Tunia and finishes at Anjuna-on-Beats. Notable towns situated beside the river include Egyptia, Hardbeats, Futurebeats, Deepbeats and Electrobeats.

The River Beats got its current day name from an extremely loud Euphoria Equals DJ set in Anjuna-on-Beats that made its water ripple in time to the beat of the music. Prior to that, the river was named River Kalunchi.
Konglician language

The **Konglician language** (Konglician: Канлишиа *Kanlishia* Kan-lee-shee-a) is a language spoken in County Kong Poop, particularly in the south west. Like the Pedian language, it is written using the Cyrillic script due to Soviet colonization of the island. The language is part of the Konglic branch of the Volcanusic languages family. The language only has 9,392 speakers left, but efforts are under way to revive the language. In March 2016 a Konglician version of Lohipedia was launched, although it is still largely under construction and is starting to become ruined by vandals.

## Phrases

* Hello - Цебик *Tsebik* (Tse-beek)
* Welcome - Реком *Rekom* (Re-kom) (borrowed from Dutch, but pronounced differently)
* Goodbye - Маркят *Markjat* (Mar-kyat, pronounced as Mar-kyam in the north)
* Bye - Кят *Kjat* (Kyat, pronounced as Kyam in the north)
* How are you? - Ё кон шэн? *Jo kon šén?* (Yo-con-she-n?, pronounced as Yo-con-shen? in the north)
* How old are you? - Ё лах кон шэн? *Jo lakh kon šén?* (Yo-lakh-con-she-n?, pronounced as Yo-loch-con-shen? in the north)
* Good - Фоц *Fots* (Foets)
* Bad - Фав *Fav* (Fav, pronounced as Fov in the north)
* You - Шэн *Šén* (She-n, pronounced as Shen in the north)
* I love you - Ех фарт шэн *Jekh fart šén* (Yech-fart-shen)
* I hate you - Ех тон шэн *Jekh ton šén* (Yech-mon-shen)

## Places

* Land - Ланд *Land* (loanword)
* Island - Яхланд *Jakhland* (Yach-land) (second part is loanword)
* City - Шеко *Šeko* (Sheko)
* Town - Марио *Mario* (Mario)
* Village - Варио *Vario* (Vario)
* Pedia - Пэдя *Pédja* (Ped-ya)
* Homia - Хедя *Khedja* (Cheed-ya)

## Numbers

* Zero - Баки (Baki)
* One - Губ (Gub)
* Two - Маимале (Maimale)
* Three - Есам (Jesam)
* Four - Пасес (Pases)
* Five - Рахов (Rakhov)
* Six - Гамемеча (Gamemeča)
* Seven - Цог (Tsog)
* Eight - Ядаг (Jadag)
* Nine - Рекдам (Rekhdam)
Robbie Stevenson

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**Robbie Stevenson** (born August 29th 2000) is a sixth year student who attends Peeside High School as a member of the Inchloch house. Like his best friend Michael Sinclair, he prefers to live in the past; he only plays video games and listens to music released before 1993. Harry Smith and Zack Blowers often insult him and Michael for being outdated. Robbie also lives with his older brother Isaac Stevenson, who is fascinated by space and plans to become an astronaut.

Robbie is smart, rather good at maths and usually well behaved in school. His physical abilities are poor and gradually getting worse. He is not considered attractive by the girls in his class as he is placed at number 5 in the current Girls' Hot or Not? Scale - Elshan Ghaznavi is the only boy ranked lower than him. Fiona Rivers bullied Robbie and Michael, resulting in the pair being transferred from Poopton to Inchloch.

## School exams

Robbie is taking Mathematics, English, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Physical Education, Business Studies, Design and Technology and ICT for his PQA school leavers' exams. He is predicted the following grades:

* Biology - C
* Business Studies - B
* Chemistry - A
* Design and Technology - C
* English - C
* ICT - B
* Mathematics - B
* Physical Education - D
* Physics - A

**Overall grade - B-**
Zara Hoyle

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**Zara Hoyle** is the leader of Camp Gunvine, a summer camp situated in Alcatel. She was born and raised in Hyperfit so she has gained a belief that everybody should be getting fresh air and exercise all day and every day. She forces those staying at the camp to complete the notorious assault course, walk ridiculously long distances through the muddy fields, eat nothing but stew and bathe in the freezing lake. On top of all this, she orders them to go to bed at six o'clock. She additionally has a strong dislike towards video games. In these respects, Harry Smith has referred to her as Liam Smith on steroids.

Zara keeps a tough, masculine appearance, being very muscular and dressing in military clothes. The way she runs the camp is also extremely strict; this is why Harry hated having to go there in Harry Smith's Summer Camp and escaped along with Jordan Sanderson. Zara and her group at the camp eventually found them in the forest. Many people perceive her as ignorant and arrogant due to ignoring all the negative reviews Camp Gunvine has received on Gargle Reviews, though she uses this site herself to post fake positive reviews of the camp.

## Appearances

### Season 2

* Harry Smith's Daymare (appears in a dream Harry Smith has)
Paul Smith

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**Paul Smith** is a cousin of Harry Smith. He is a 28 year old man who lives in Milkton, an area located in northern Dundundun with his wife Polly Bernard; they got married in the episode Harry Smith Screws Up a Wedding. He is also the father of Vera Bernard-Smith, their two year old daughter. Paul personally dislikes Harry because of his immature behaviour. He sometimes refers to Harry as "scumface", however he oddly doesn't react to this.

Many residents in Milkton have taken a dislike to Paul due to his attitude. He does not care about this, as Polly disagrees with them. Paul also spends hours in front of the TV, often watching rugby and cricket matches. Despite drinking milk often, he oddly has a lot of cavities.

## Appearances

### Season 8

* Harry Smith and the Surprise Supply Teacher
* Harry Smith Goes to the Park

## Quotes

* "Oi, scumface!" - appears in various episodes
* "Oi, where's your ticket? Oh Harry, you silly boy!" - appears in Harry Smith Goes to the Movies
* "Listen here, scumface! You are going to make me and Polly a romantic dinner we'll never forget, or your dad will drag your scummy face away from that telly for a month!" - appears in Harry Smith Cooks a Meal
* "JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU LITTLE SCUMFACE!" - appears in Harry Smith Screws Up a Wedding
No-Gnomes

**No-Gnomes** are gnomes with numbers on their hats that can assimilate into one another or break up into two or more gnomes to show addition, subtraction, multiplication and division sums. They appear in their own TV show of the same name, as well as a more simplified version of it called No-Gnomes Count to Ten. No-Gnomes with a value of less than 1 are called Nappy-Gnomes.

James Smith is a huge fan of the No-Gnomes, watching every episode of the TV show as well as owning many figurines. Caroline Patterson occasionally jokes about all the gnomes combining into No-Gnome number googolplex and crushing the planet of the No-Gnomes.
Hellton

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**Hellton** is a village in County Genesiscide, Pedia. It traditionally had a large fascination with hell and Lanfako, and to this day there are still some residents who are Satanists. However, many residents are wanting the village to no longer be associated with this; they want the village's name changed to "Hillton". The village is located near Farthill. A train station is also under construction as part of a new train route between Farthill and Scoton; other stops will include Swotford, Colham, Kilallt and Dunian.

Pupils from Hellton attend Hellton Primary School before moving onto Farthill High School, although some may continue their education at a private school and some may be transferred to Genesiscide Special Needs School if necessary.

## Points of interest

* Hellton Primary School
* Hellton Train Station (under construction)

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Kilallt Primary School

**Kilallt Primary School** is the local primary school in Kilallt. Most of its pupils reside in either Kilallt or Hungria.

After graduating, pupils usually move on to Colham High School. Some may pursue private education while others are sent to Genesiscide Special Needs School if necessary.

Kilallt Primary School has recently become known for its obsession with health and safety. In July 2016 all of the school's play equipment was notoriously removed after two boys climbed on top of the monkey bars and were too scared to come down. The school has also blocked Lohipedia due to many pupils (mainly in Primary 5 to 7) inserting gibberish into pages, and due to the fact they consider the site unreliable anyway.

## Pupils

### Class of 2007-2014

* Luke Brittan
* Shannon Bryden
* Nelson Fraser
* Tim McDade
* Paul McEwan
* Hans Van Looy

### Class of 2006-2013

* Henrietta Cuthbert
* Harry Jobson
* Kari Johnson
* Ella Mullins
* Lana Smith

### Class of 2005-2012

* Freya Clifton
* William Fraser
* Isaac Hockridge
* Robyn MacDonald
* Gregor McDade
* Christine Peel
* Anna Russell
* Natasha Sagdiyev
* Natalie Skelly
* Tracy Smith
* Robbie Stevenson

### Class of 2004-2011

* Sally Brittan
* Coran Hewitt
* Brian Hockridge
* Jack Jackson
* Annabel Skelly
* Isaac Stevenson
* Thomas Wilkinson

### Other pupils who graduated

* Nicola Mitchell (2002-2009)
* Tom McFarlane (2000-2007)
* Samuel Davidson (1984-1991)

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Offroad Chef

**Offroad Chef** was a roadside restaurant next to the Funton to Dundundun Motorway that opened in 2007. It was notoriously quiet. Many people labelled it as one of the best roadside restaurants; despite this, not many people went to it due to believing its food would be of low quality. Competition with a large HFC restaurant a few miles down the motorway also served as a disadvantage to Offroad Chef.

Offroad Chef appears heavily in the episode Harry Smith: Road Chef, in which the restaurant's sole worker, Thomas Mailer employs Harry Smith to work there. Thomas is eventually arrested for 15 years due to employing Harry, stealing supplies for use in the restaurant and murdering Euan Campbell. This incident resulted in the restaurant being converted into a small house, which is currently for rent.
Ian Francis

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**Ian Francis** is a school photographer who takes photos of pupils in high schools around County Countington and County Genesiscide. He has had an odd hatred towards teenagers since starting his job in 2001; due to this he deliberately adjusts the settings on the lighting and his camera to make pupils' pictures look as terrible as possible, and sometimes sends out botflies that embarrassingly photobomb his snapshots. Even the most attractive girls at Colham High School have never had a good picture taken by him, and William Fraser cries all day whenever he sees how his school photos turn out. Gregor McDade buries his in the school gardens without even looking at them.

Ian is most notorious for telling bespectacled pupils to force their chins inward while having their photos taken, appearing to have a double chin that makes them look fatter. Edvard Andersson once took his glasses off for a school photo to get around this, though he stumbled into the screen and skived every school picture day since. Pupils with glasses, who joke about Ian declaring war on myopia, now wear contact lenses for school pictures.

Ian's older brother is Vick Francis, the notoriously strict head teacher of Vick House School. Like Ian, he also dislikes teenagers, though to a further extent.