Episode 1-19

Welcome to *Hee Haw* starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

## Skits and Songs

* Kornfield Jokes
* The Moonshiners
	+ What did Roy say when he dropped the sledge hammer on his big toe?
* The Joke Fence - A Hager
	+ I crossed a caterpillar with a Japanese beetle.
	What'd you get?
	A kamikaze butterfly.
* Buck Owens and Don Rich
	+ "We Were Made for Each Other"
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ If the world were totally without bedbugs, it would have been necessary to invent them.
* Doc Campbell
	+ Gordie, you've got the ugliest body I've ever seen
* The Hee Haw Amateur Minute
	+ Harlan Pickney - world's greatest amateur contortionist
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
	+ My friends said "Beware, that girl is the devil
	She has the looks of an old grizzly bear"
	I didn't believe they were dead on the level
	You gave me backaches but you didn't care
* KORN News
* Merle Haggard
	+ "I Take a Lot of Pride in What I Am"

* The Culhanes
	+ Annual trip upstairs
* Salute!
	+ Ajo, Arizona, population 7,049
* Gordie's General Store
	+ That chicken didn't have a wishbone
* Noble Barrett
	+ Cuckoo clock impression
* The Joke Fence - Archie
	+ Hey, I crossed a homin' pigeon with a woodpecker.
	What'd you get?
	A bird that not only delivers the message but he knocks on the door.
* The Hagers
	+ "Six Days on the Road"
* The Hee Haw Players
	+ "Let Us Fly"
* The Moonshiners
	+ The man that marries my daughter'll get a prize
* Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
	+ We'll have porcupine meatballs and striped gravy
	Side meat sliced in black eyed peas
	Fried peach pies, hot or cold
	And a great big platter of stewed auger holes
	Yum, yum!

* Loretta Lynn
	+ "Fist City"
* The Hambone Brothers and Roy
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Hockey
* The Joke Fence - Jeannine
	+ I crossed Betty Crocker with Lawrence Welk.
	What'd you get?
	Pie are squared.
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ It seems that, if every time we saw a new road and started wandering down it to find out where it went, we wouldn't be home much before dark.
* Roy Clark
	+ "Meet Mister Callaghan"

* Kornfield Jokes
* Merle Haggard
	+ "I Started Loving You Again"
* The Joke Fence - Gunilla
	+ I crossed a popcorn kernel with buckwheat flour.
	What'd you get?
	Pancakes that flip themselves.
* The Moonshiners
	+ Right there on his tombstone
* KORN News
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
	+ Remember the time that we rode, my darlin'
	On an old-fashioned bus to the end of your street
	When I think of how you embarrassed me, sweetheart
	You stood up and asked me if I'd hold your seat
* The Culhanes
	+ Color TV

* Salute!
	+ Mandan, North Dakota, population 10,525
* Doc Campbell
	+ Reducin' pills
* Grandpa Jones
	+ The preacher came to visit
* Loretta Lynn
	+ "Dear Uncle Sam"
* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ Why is it, every time you get everything straightened out, someone comes along and sells you a pound of cheese?
* The Joke Fence - Lulu
	+ I crossed a railroad track with a car.
	What'd you get?
	A hundred dollars' worth of scrap.
* Buck Owens and Susan Raye
	+ "Love Is Strange"
* The Moonshiners
	+ Sally refused to marry Luke
* Kornfield Jokes
* Doc Campbell
	+ Grandpa's marryin' an eighteen-year-old girl