Pistachio Disguisey (Dimension-6144)

**Pistachio Disguisey**, also known as the **Master of Disguise**, is a disguisey turned psychotic serial killer who uses his gift of disguising to lure in his victims. He was incarcerated and became a member of the Task Force X group sent to Central City to recover Gru and Gloo. Upon arriving to the city, he tampered with a member of the team, giving him a disguise, which ended in his death. Pistachio went on to help his team until he was killed by falling rubble created by a energy blast from Thanos' ship. His death didn't last long, as Satan himself was digusted by the things Pistachio had done, and tossed him out of Hell, only hours after his death.

## History

### Early Life

#### Killing his Family

At a very young age, Pistachio killed both of his parents. He then went on to grow a bloodlust for killing and continued to do it. He would disguise random townsfolk as his parents, and then trick other people to help him "look for his mama and papa", and once they would find the disguised parents, he would murder them. This cycle continued until everyone in the town was wiped out, including the mayor.

Sometime after this, two tourists travelled to this town, and met Pistachio, who did they same routine on them, but with one thing different this time, Pistachio's grandfather showed up. He tried to stop Pistachio from doing this, but it was no use, as Pistachio killed him too. Sometime after this, Pistachio would be caught by the police, and sent to Belle Reve.

### Meeting Donald Trump

After Donald Trump was arrested for fraud, he was sent to Belle Reve, where he ended up meeting Pistachio. The two became friends very quickly.

### Task Force X

#### Being Recruited

Sometime later, Pistachio would be confronted by Amanda Waller, and asked to join Task Force X. While Waller introduced Flag to Pistachio, Caputo entered the room. First, he exclaimed that he was bald, and then ran over to Pistachio. After calling him a twerp, he asked Pistachio why he had heard he was "causing a ruckus" earlier. Pistachio responded by telling Caputo he had sex with his mom. This made Caputo angry, and he began to shout at Pistachio, telling him that he hated him.

Waller then brought the group together, and explained the mission to them. She let them know that if the mission was successful, they would get ten years off of their sentences. Everyone agreed to the terms, and Waller escorted them to the jet.

While on the jet, the group, not including Skruu, all chatted with each other about themselves. Funnyman spoke first, talking to Pistachio. He asked them if this was they had commited several crimes, or just one. Pistachio then went on to tell them that he had killed an entire town of people. Funnyman and Birdfella questioned that claim, and Pistachio explained that he is a disguisey, and that is how he killed all of the people he has killed. Funnyman then asked if Pistachio was his actual name, to which Pistachio explained that it was his real name.

After more bickering between the group, Pistachio cut back in and asked if he was known as a serial killer in other dimensions too, but was told that no one had heard of him. Pistachio chose not to believe this, as Rick Flag walked in. He told the group to be ready to land soon, and called Pistachio a freak. This made Pistachio upset, so he told Flag that he would kill his entire family, and have sex with his mom while he killed her. The room got very quiet, and Flag reminded them to be ready to land.

#### Losing Birdfella

As the members of Task Force X made their way off of the helicopter, Pistachio asked Birdfella if he could put a disguise on him. Not seeing the harm in it, Birdfella greed, and Pistachio put a Trump disguise on Birdfella. After the helicopter flew away, Funnyman stopped the team, and told them they should look out for any traps that could be hidden, but was cut off my Birdfella (in a Trump disguise), telling the group that he had already looked around, and it was all safe. Birdfella was cut off by an explosion, which sent everyone flying.

After the smoke cleared, Funnyman and the rest of the team saw the dead body of Birdfella, who was still disguised, and they all stared in awe. This silence was broken when Pistachio spoke up and explained it was just Birdfella in a disguise. Flag then spoke through the earpieces and told them to get a move on.

#### Stop at Burger King

While the team began to enter Central City, they quickly noticed a Burger King and decided to stop inside for some food. Funnyman went to the bathroom, while Skruu and Pistachio ordered. Pistachio only ordered a Whopper and onion rings, while Skruu attempted to order things that weren't on the menu. Skruu eventually got mad, when Ronie called him Gru. Skruu fired at the man, and Pistachio had to pull him away, telling him that he can't just be firing a weapon at someone just because they called him the wrong name. The two sat down, and waited for their food to be ready.

Funnyman exited the bathroom, and heard that Skruu had shot at the employee. He yelled at Skruu for this, as Rick Flag began to speak to them through their earpieces. He asked why they were stopped at a Burger King, and they told him that they heard some sounds inside, so they were checking it out. Right before Flag finished speaking, Pistachio called him a "fuck-face". Funnyman yelled at Pistachio for this, telling him he cannot call their superiors, "fuck-faces". Funnyman then went up and brought their food over to the table, and they all made fun of Skruu's weight. They finished their food, and left the building without paying.

On their way into the city, Funnyman tried to press Skruu about his family, but Skruu refused to say anything. Funnyman went over to Pistachio to try to see if he agreed that Skruu wasn't to be trusted, but Pistachio just insulted Skruu again.

#### Settling Down

The team eventually found a medical center, where they decided to set up shop for the time being. When they got there, Funnyman pulled Pistachio aside and told him that he didn't trust Skruu, and that they need to form an alliance, just in case Skruu double crosses them. Pistachio agreed, and seconds later, Skruu pulled Funnyman away form Pistachio. Once they returned, they saw that Pistachio was gone. They found him rather quickly, as he had found a broom closet, and was checking what was in it. Funnyman didn't believe him and went to check the room too. When he walked in, Pistachio followed him in and shut the door behind him. Funnyman asked why he did this, as Pistachio brandished a knife, telling Funnyman that he only wanted to say hi. After this, the team found a room to chill in and wait for Eobard to show up. They all talked about their backstories and Pistachio talked about how he has dreams of his parents burning in Hell, and how one day, he hopes he can visit them there. Funnyman reassures Pistachio that he will 100% end up in Hell, and Pistachio says that they all will. He then lays down, and says he is going to take a quick twenty minute nap.

After hearing a sound out in the hallway, they went to check the sound out, and were then contacted by Flag, who told them Eobard was at the bar, and they had to make their way over. When they started towards the bar, Funnyman told them that he would stay at the Medical Center, and make sure it stayed safe. The team agreed, and as they went off to the bar.

#### Getting to the Bar

Once Pistachio and Skruu got to the bar, they were stopped by Ronnny, who asked them if they were on the list or not. Pistachio gave Rhonie a fake name, and so did Skruu. They were both allowed in, and inside, they ordered drinks. Skruu ordered a diet coke on the rocks, and Pistachio ordered blood. The bartender informed them that they were the only two people here, and that while they waited for Thawne, they should make use of the dance floor. Pistachio and Skruu agreed, and did a little boogie while they waited.

After a bit, their drinks were ready, and the bartender gave them what they ordered, except he didn't really. He gave Pistachio a fish, and Skruu a piece of lettuce. Minutes later, Thawne showed up, and Pistachio held him at knife-point. Skruu ordered him to head to the back of the bar, and Pistachio told Skruu he needed to get a quick breather outside.

Outside, Pistachio pondered his placement on the team. He felt useless, as if nothing he did added to the team. But then, he thought about what his parents would have though, and the fake parents aswell. He realized they would want him to keep going, no matter how he was feeling. Pistachio then remembered who he was, he was a disguisey, and he wouldn't let anything stop him. Just then, a laser blast from Thanos' ship hit the building next to Pistachio, sending down rubble and crushing Pistachio to death.

### Revival

Only hours after his death, Pistachio would be tossed out of Hell, by Satan himself. Satan found Pistachio to be too horrible, even for Hell. Upon being back in the mortal realm, Pistachio, who knew now about Thanos' arrival, knew he had to warn his friend, Donald Trump. He quickly ran to where he last saw Trump, but did not find him. But he heard his voice, which lead him to a small shack, where Trump was inside. looking at the Space Stone.

When Deadpool escaped his captors, he found Trump and Pistachio inside the small military shed, and was confused about what was happening. Pistachio explained that Thanos was on his way, and was looking for the stone that Trump had found. Trump and Deadpool thanked Pistachio for his warning, and right before they left, Deadpool asked Pistachio where he was headed off to, to which Pistachio explained he was going to New York.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

* Disguising
* Superhuman Strength

## Trivia

* Pistachio's inability to stay in Hell after being killed, shows that Pistachio has a form of invincibility.