Coma at Any Moment

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Coma at Any Moment," where DJs Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining worship music and Halloween tunes. They meet a publicist, discuss religion, and get spooky. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt and Dr. Paddy Whack are still at the bedside of a comatose Dillon, who has now been in a coma for four weeks. Matt brings up that their hashtag campaigns (#DillonComa and #RememberDillon) have become viral sensations. Before Matt and Dr. Paddy Whack are able to start the show, they are interrupted by Jimmy Halloween, the PR rep for Austin General Hospital.

Jimmy is concerned about how often the DJs have been live broadcasting a patient routinely flatlining and wants them to stop doing their show. While complaining to the DJs, Mr. Halloween keeps spilling small amounts of lemon juice – which he has been drinking as an alternative to coffee. Jimmy then accidentally spills some of the juice on Dillon, miraculously bringing him out of his coma. Everyone celebrates, and Dr. Paddy Whack leaves since there is no longer a patient to tend to.

With Dillon back as a DJ, they decide to keep airing the episode from Austin General. Dillon brings up a bunch of dreams and experiences he had while in the coma, and Matt has no idea what he's talking about. Mr. Halloween refuses to leave the room, so they decide to interview him. Although his last name is Halloween, he is terrified by the holiday and everything it entails. He is also a strong Christian and wants the DJs to play some of his favorite worship songs.

The DJs then honor his request, and Jimmy selects songs by Dave Matthews Band and The Cure, neither of which are Christian worship bands. The DJs confront Jimmy on this, and the only answer he can provide is that he found the songs on a mixtape that was in the 1998 Jeep Wrangler he purchased from a man named Christian in the suburbs of Myrtle Beach, SC for $15,000. The DJs start to wonder if Mr. Halloween understands what Christianity is.

They receive a call from Eva, who discussed her interest in Dave Matthews Band and also shares that she is dressing up as a sexy creamsicle push pop for Halloween. The concept terrifies Mr. Halloween. To try to ease him into the Halloween spirit, the DJs play a couple Halloween songs, and he gets more nervous.

When asked about how he worships, Jimmy Halloween explains that once a week he drives his 1998 Jeep Wrangler to Corpus Christi, where he meets up with other Wrangler owners from sunrise to sunset. They grill out, listen to tunes and enjoy one another's company. The DJs once again question whether or not this is actually Christianity.

Dan calls in to see if Dillon was able to eat any of the cat spleen while in a coma and also remembers all the strange dream memories Dillon previously detailed. The DJs question Dan's sourcing of spleens, and he confirms that they're ethically harvested from cats who suffer from hyperspleenocity, a condition that causes spleens to multiply at an alarming rate. Somehow this is also how Paul McCartney remains emperor of the universe, ruling with an iron bass. For Halloween, Dan plans to dress up as a human.

Their final call comes from Christopher Business, an LA-based businessman who also attends the weekly Corpus Christi Jeep Wrangler worship services. He flies from LA to Tyler, TX on a private jet, and then drives his Wrangler from there to Corpus. Mr. Business is in the jet business and currently has four planes in his fleet. He charters his jets exclusively to Wrangler owners. He also confirms that a man named Gesus Krist comes to the Wrangler services and operates the grill.

They decide the genres contradict.

## Featured Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Dr. Paddy Whack

Jimmy Halloween

Dan

Eva

Christopher Business

## Featured Music

Dave Matthews Band - "Crash Into Me"

The Cure - "Lovesong"

Bobby "Boris" Pickett - "Monster Mash"

Misfits - "Halloween"

Michael W. Smith - "Awesome God"

Cedarmont Kids - "Father Abraham"