Let's Play CASH N GUNS

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play CASH N GUNS** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*You've made a very powerful enemy, Rosie.* "
―Adam
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "if you shoot someone in a dream, you do have to wake up and apologise".
* Who's going to *have the cash*? Who's going to *get shot with guns*?
* This one is 'Reservoir Dogs in a board game' apparently. Its choc full of petty grudges.
* Laurie: "It just makes me feel powerful."
* All hail the Tower of Destiny! The first appearance of the Tower!
* Sullivan has tiny t-rex arms.
* There was no muttering.
* Adam: "If you stick together, you'll die together".
* Rosie shoots Sullivan. Adam shoots Laurie. Isaac shoots Adam.
* Laurie: "Rosie - backstabber. Adam - got it out for me, that's an old grudge. Blair - evil. Sullivan - stupid, might blunder into it. Isaac - tactical and I'm a genius so he's obviously going to come after me. I'm screwed."
* Adam: "Blair, why do you hate Sully so much?"
* Laurie: "Isaac, I'm going to kill everything you love, and then you. Starting with Sully."
* Only bullets will tell who Rosie likes best.
* Isaac is completely manipulating Sullivan.
* Oh lord the Brando impressions. Make it stop.
* Sullivan hates everyone,
* Rosie: "I have no strategy. I feel great - like a spinning top at this point. "
* Adam (as Rosie): "Why are you angry at me? All I did was shoot you with a gun - he's the one who keeps telling you he loves you!"
* Rosie: "I'm consistently inconsistent."
* Blair shoots Isaac.
* Rosie's instinct is to point the gun at Sullivan every single time. She shoots him again.
* Laurie: "You're all getting sidetracked by petty vendettas and Adam's walking away with the game". That's rich, coming from him.
* Everyone shot everyone in this round - only Laurie and Sullivan got loot.
* Rosie to Laurie: "So I don't get to shoot you? Aaaargh".
* Blair is the first to die. Isaac enjoyed that. She wants to be buried with her art.
* Rosie's practising her final words - it may be a horrible song. It was always going to end this way for her.
* Isaac: "You were a great apprentice... I'm so proud of you Sully. " Love wins!
* All hail the Tower of Destiny! again!
* For game 2 we get special powers: Laurie can ignore multiple wounds, Rosie gets an extra painting, Adam gets control over other people's loot choices, Blair can swap bullet cards, Sullivan can steal loot cards, Isaac can get another bullet when another player does.
* Rosie's a bit cross that she has a rubbish power.
* Isaac is very reluctant to move his gun from Blair. Laurie's talking to his.
* Blair's making the most of her new power, stealing repeatedly from Isaac.
* Adam and Sullivan are in a tense standoff.
* Laurie's power has activated. Adam's used his twice - on Laurie.
* Sullivan: "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh bollocks, oh dear."
* Laurie: "I'm really cross. It's not even funny how fucking cross I am." Adam: "Oh, I beg to differ."
* Rosie to Adam: "You piece of shit. Jesus Christ, I should have seen that coming."
* Eat shit, Blair!
* Let's all pick on Laurie - it's because he's the one that looks most like a gangster. He keeps trying to tell them he's not actually winning.
* Rosie: "'Trust me' he says, with a gun pointed at my face."
* Isaac has tiny little t-rex arms.
* Let's all pick on Adam.
* Laurie in full flight is a wonderful thing: "No, because he's dead - with his humble art collection, that he had. A man of very humble means SHOT DOWN IN THE STREET FOR NO FUCKING REASON!"
* He's considering turning his silly foam gun on himself.
* Isaac gets the trophy briefly in front of him but we're not resurrecting the Championship, it seems
* Adam's already feeling the chalkboard effect: "That's our stupid game of stupid Board Game Club. Thanks to all of our stupid players and all of their stupid stupid bastards..."

## Scores

* Game 1
	+ Blair dead
	+ Rosie dead
	+ Adam $103K
	+ Laurie $129K
	+ Sullivan $136K
	+ Isaac $172K
* Game 2
	+ Laurie dead
	+ Blair $67K
	+ Sullivan $95K
	+ Rosie 106K
	+ Adam $130K
	+ Isaac $157K

## Talking Heads

Talking heads are available this episode.

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam - he's back!
* We have the first appearance of the chalkboard - already showing 1 win and 2 losses before these are added.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.