Lich's Reqiuem/Quotes

## Event-Based

> **Jakka**Miss Khepri, there you are. Darius told me to find you.**Khepri**Oh! It's you! The guy with the big lance! Your name was, um...**Jakka**...**Khepri**Umm.......**Jakka**...**Khepri**.... Joh...nn...y?**Jakka**Jakka.**Khepri**I was close!**Jakka**You barely got the first letter right.**Khepri**Oh, jeez! Stop teasing me, you mischievous rascal! I only let Dari do that!**Jakka**Right. Anyway, are you going to keep fighting for Kangax? I assume you won't be blasting me with fireballs from now on.**Khepri**I only became a master of magic because Dari said I needed to. I don't like hurting other people. I'd much rather use my magic to put on a show and cheer kids up!**Jakka**That's surprisingly wholesome. You'll make a great mother.**Khepri**Perhaps someday...

With  Darius

> **Darius**Khepri. I finally managed to catch up with you. Are you ready to overthrow a mad tyrant lich king?**Khepri**Dari! You escaped the throne room! I was so worried. I'm here to fight by your side, 'til the bitter end.**Darius**There's no need to talk about dark things, love. My father caught me off-guard, but that's all. The plan is still underway. He will die on this day.**Khepri**This is all so scary, Dari. Are we going to hurt people? I have a lot of friends among the palace attendants... I wouldn't want them to die because of all this.**Darius**The last thing I want are more lost innocent lives. These people are my future vassals, after all. It would be a terrible loss of profit if they died here.**Khepri**Do you only ever think about money and power, Dari? Sometimes you worry me when you talk like the King...**Darius**Now, now. I only think like a trueborn Styxian, love. What greater goal is there to aspire to than profit? Don't mix your emotions with things that benefit you. Now, are you going to help me achieve my ambitions, or not?**Khepri**Of course! I was just thinking out loud, that's all, Dari! Never mind me, I'm so silly sometimes...**Darius**Then let's get a move on.

With  Ahmed

> **Ahmed**TREMBLE IN FEAR, MORTAL! YOU STAND BEFORE MEDHA THE GREAT!**Khepri**Hi, Ahmed! Is Dari okay?**Ahmed**Oh, sure. The Boss is doing fine! He's just fighting for his life. You know, struggling against an undying lich of incredible power. Typical Tryhard Tuesdays!**Khepri**Oh no... I'd better reach Dari soon. I have to save him!**Ahmed**Yeah, His Nastiness struck Darius with an ice spell! The Boss is so cold now, you will need to warm him up! I suggest skin-to-skin contact.**Khepri**Oh, Ahmed! You little scamp! Always trying to trick me! C'mere, you! Lemme give you a kiss!**Ahmed**Ew, nasty! No wench can touch my pristine bones! Keep away, you fiend!**Khepri**Aww, you're blushing!**Ahmed**What, blushing?! No way! I don't even have skin! Confound you, daughter of a devil! Stay back! I must go to the Boss's side, post-haste!**Khepri**Hee-hee, Ahmed's such a shy boy!

With  Aisha

> **Aisha**Have at you, sorceress! I'll dice ya into pieces!**Khepri**Ahh! Scary! When did slave girls grow such big muscles?**Aisha**Slave? SLAVE?! Now you listen here, you scrawny string-bean! I ain't no slave, and that's a fact! Those are fighting words!**Khepri**Huh? You're not? But that tattoo on your shoulder...**Aisha**Oh, that. Well, I used to be one, but then a swell guy bought me. He released me, and now I go and liberate people far and wide! But it seems you're one of them highborn noble Styxians. You're a baddie who's gotta die!**Khepri**Me? I'm only a palace courtesan. I do serve Prince Darius, though. Does that make me a bad person?**Aisha**Huh? Wait, you're on the Prince's side? I'M on the prince's side! Me and Jakka! Why are we fighting, you dumb broad?!**Khepri**I don't know...**Aisha**Huh. Well, that kinda stole my thunder. If I beat you up, Jakka will give me an earful. You gonna join us then, and kill the lich-guy?**Khepri**I guess I am!**Aisha**I guess you are!

With  Zahri

> **Zahri**Khepri? Why are you fighting for Kangax?**Khepri**Miss Zahri! It's great to see you back in the capital! And... I'm only pretending. If I don't, they'll kill me. The King's attendants are loyal to a scary degree.**Zahri**Oh. Since I'm here now, why don't I escort you back to the others? It'll be safer if you join up with the rest of Darius's new allies. We wouldn't want to mistake you for one of King Kangax's attendants.**Khepri**That would be swell! Though... shouldn't I be protecting you? Since you're a dancer and all.**Zahri**Sweetie, boys can't land a hit on me. Even if they try, I just distract them. I'm slick like that.**Khepri**I bet you are!

## Battle

###  Kangax

vs Any

As the King of Styxia, I sentence you to death.
vs  Darius

> **Kangax**I always knew you'd betray me, boy. It's in your blood. Your mother was a harlot who left me when you were born. Now her spawn has decided to bite the hand that feeds.**Darius**I won't let you destroy this country, you half-dead toad. With you gone, my ambitions will finally become possible.**Kangax**Oh? I underestimated you, boy. You're sneakier than you let on. You might even act more vilely than me when the time comes. Do your 'allies' know of your true nature? Your hunger?**Darius**They'll help me kill you. They will serve their purpose. After that, I'll worry about continuing to play nice.**Kangax**Heh. Maybe you take after me more than I first thought. Too bad you're about to die. You'd have made a good pawn.**Darius**I serve no man, and certainly no undead, for that matter. And for the record, father, I don't even hate you at all. This isn't personal. It's just 'good business.'**Kangax**Spoken like a true Styxian. Do your worst, you whelp.

vs  Ahmed

> **Kangax**If it isn't Ahmed the Undying. Have you come to tickle me?**Ahmed**Wow, Your Nastiness! That was a great joke! Fantastic You should become a palace jester when Darius ascends! Oh whoops, you won't be able to do that once you're dead. UNLESS we revive you into a new undead slave body! Then you and me can be undead battle-buddies! That'll be fun!**Kangax**Yeck. You flap your lips far too much, Undying One.**Ahmed**But Your Nastiness, I don't HAVE any lips! Nyeh-nyeh! I keep wanting to make a 'brr' sound, but I simply can't! Or wait, I DID just do one! Gasp, do I have invisi-lips?! Necromantic magic is such a beautiful thing! Nyeh-nyeh!**Kangax**One downside of immortality: listening to you yap forever. After I kill Darius, I'll never have to hear your voice again.**Ahmed**Unless the Northerners believe in the correct afterlife. Then we'll be reunited in death and I can serenade you! Speaking of which, want me to sing an ode, Your Nastiness? I composed a ballad regarding your beautiful rotting skin!**Kangax**I'm going to kill you, now.**Ahmed**Oh, okay! Well, I'll see you soon when Darius revives me again! Let's talk in a few minutes, Your Nastiness! Nyeh-nyeh!**Kangax**Don't remind me.

###  Divayth

vs Any

You'll have to pry the amulet from my cold, dead hands.
vs  Khepri

> **Divayth**Palace Courtesan. What are you doing attacking me? Don't tell me... you fight for the usurper instead?!**Khepri**Sorry, Divayth! I don't want to kill my master, but...**Divayth**You think you can hurt me? You're fifty years too early. You've barely picked up the scraps of my teachings!**Khepri**Wish I could've learned more from you, Master. I'll make sure to bury your corpse properly. Bye-bye, now!