The Purge (2016) KILL COUNT

**The Purge (2016) KILL COUNT** is the ninetieth video in Max’s series, The Kill Count (List of KILL COUNTS) It is hosted and edited by Maximus Nikolai Davila.

## Overview

The episode begins with Junior, Joseph, and Cody, who were on the couch along with Ken, who wasn't wearing pants for some reason. Junior asked what they want to do, and Joseph suggested playing video games, but out of nowhere, Cody asked Junior what time it is, and Junior replying with 6:51. As soon as he said it, Cody told Junior to put on the news, Junior was reluctant and turned the T.V. to Channel 5 News with Mr. Goodman as the host. He talked about how a woman was arrested for a DUI (Driving Under Influence) and drinking and driving, then showed the viewers exclusive footage of the incident. The video showed Tyrone recording with a phone, yelling "OH WHAT'S UP, WORLD STAR?!" and happily said that his wife is getting arrested for a DUI, but Judy, who was that woman, tried to make up an excuse by saying "I only had 4 Appletinis!", but Simmons still attempted to get her out by talking to her, but she defiantly said no with both of them calling Simmons a pig and imitating oinking sounds. The officer has no choice but to pull her out of the car with Tyrone screaming "POLICE BRUTALITY! BLACK LIVES MATTER! BLACK LIVES MATTER!" Before the video was cut off, Joseph claimed that it was cool, but Junior became concerned when he realized that the woman was Cody's mom with Cody muttering "They'll probably take her license this time." Junior asked Cody how many times it has happened before, with Cody replying that he lost count and that it happens about every weekend. Goodman returned with a breaking news flash as he said that the first annual purge will start at 7:00 PM and conclude at 7:00 AM, where all crimes including murder are legal for 12 hours, Junior and Joseph talked about it with Cody saying "Well sh\*\*! All my mom had to do was wait one more day!" Joseph said that he needs to raid GameStop, but Cody countered with the fact that someone might murder him, but Joseph doesn't care, asking "Do you know how much those games cost?". Junior then showed his intelligent side by, asking "Why would they allow this? Did they think that if they let all the people commit crime on 1 day, they won't commit any crimes for the rest of the year? It doesn't make sense because your mom drink and drive yesterday, so she committed a crime yesterday. So, if today, she can drink and drive as much as she wants, wouldn't she still drink and drive tomorrow?” Cody replied with yeah, and Junior criticized how people will still commit crimes after the purge ends and how it will never work, and asked Cody if his mother is in jail, and asked if during the purge, she can break out of jail, what will happen after the purge ends, and if they would come for her or would they let her go. Bowser then came in and told Junior that his friends need to go home. Junior asks why, but Bowser answered that he is paranoid that Joseph and Cody might murder him and Junior. Joseph asked Junior on how he just expects them to walk home but Junior said that they got about 5 minutes until the purge starts. Junior told Bowser that they can't make it home in 5 minutes, but Bowser says that he doesn't care as they are not his children. Cody says that Ken knows karate, so he might be okay, but as usual, Joseph screamed "HE'S A DOLL, CODY!" While the trio walks to the front door, Joseph bolts for his house while Junior told Cody that he'll let him stay if he admits that the Sun is a planet. Cody refuses to surrender and instead just chooses to run home, saying he can make it in 5 minutes. Chef Pee Pee was shown, about to make Italian-styled entrees in which Bowser told Chef Pee Pee to leave, using the same excuse about how he might try to murder them by putting something in their food, but Chef Pee Pee said that he can do that any other day, but Bowser tells him that it's legal, so he still forces him to get out and tells him that he is expecting him to return at 7:00 AM if he survives, then closes and locks the door on Chef Pee Pee, while he swears that he'll kill them. Bowser is seen locking the door while Junior questions about how safe they'll be, but Bowser reassured him that they'll be safe because they have a deadbolt lock and sternly told Junior to not open the door for anyone except for him although he doesn't know why he'll be outside and told Junior to look through the peephole. Junior and Bowser then see The Emergency Broadcast Announcement saying: EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM! Announcing the commencement of the annual purge sanctioned by the U.S. government. Commencing at the siren any and all crime (including murder) will be legal for 12 hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow at 7:00 AM when the purge concludes. Then a countdown ensues. After the countdown reaches zero, the sirens go off, and Goodman informs the viewers to be safe when all of a sudden, Black Yoshi comes in and shoots him in the head, declaring "Oh, folk, man! I got my first kill for the purge!", which makes Bowser laugh, and decides to go back to his room to watch Charleyyy, leaving Bowser Junior all by himself. Meanwhile, Brooklyn T. Guy teams up with Chef Pee Pee to kill Bowser Junior, wearing scary baby masks, but Simmons, on the other hand, wears an Olaf costume and Karen, who is Brooklyn's wife, wears a Hello Kitty mask. They fix Simmons and Karen costumes to make them look gorier and they're ready for the kill. They knock on the door, Bowser Junior goes for the peep hole, obviously worried that he might be killed. Junior asks who is at the door and sees scary faces. Junior got scared until Simmons dressed up as Olaf came. He told Junior to trick or treat, but Junior does not have candy, so he told him he needs a hug. Junior felt sympathetic for him and opens the door like an idiot. They try to shoot Junior, but they miss. They decided to then shut off the electricity in the house. Bowser Junior tries to hide everywhere. He first hides under a blanket on the couch, but Karen sneezed and ran out saying that she sneezed. Junior then hid behind the couch, and Brooklyn T. Guy was looking on the top of the couch. He was about to shoot Junior, but Karen then yelled out if he caught Junior, making him miss the shot and made Junior ran away. Fed up with her messing up the situation, Brooklyn T. Guy then shoots Karen announcing that he did it and it was legal. When Simmons was looking around, Bowser Junior sneak attacked and hung him. Junior ran away as Chef Pee Pee and Brooklyn T. Guy are chasing him, but stop to see Simmons’ corpse being hung, shocked by this. Junior then runs and locks himself in the room. Brooklyn T. Guy got the axe and broke the door down. Junior was hiding under the bedsheets, and Brooklyn T. Guy threw the sheets up. Then, they chain Junior and threaten to kill him. Junior asks who they are, and Chef Pee Pee reveal themselves to Bowser Junior. Then, Brooklyn T. Guy and Chef Pee Pee fight over who gets to kill him. Chef Pee Pee gets fed up with Brooklyn, so he shoots Brooklyn T. Guy to get the chance. Chef Pee Pee tells Junior that he hates him, and Junior asks why. So, Chef Pee Pee says why he hates Junior is because he considers him as a selfish and arrogant brat and because of all the torture and pain that whom he had been put all through by him such as bothering him in the kitchen, ask him to play toys even though he’s not a kid, and he breaks anything in the kitchen. By the time he is done, he gives a real reason why he hates him the most is because God created him to cause trouble, make fun of people where ever he goes, and likes being a reckless and uncompassionate brat. While Chef Pee Pee attempts to end his life, the siren goes off and the purge concludes as it is 7:00 AM with a handful of people having presumably survived Chef Pee Pee said that this is impossible. But he still thinks about killing Junior despite the purge ending. Before the latter could have the chance to finish him off, Bowser came in, thinking that Chef Pee Pee is protecting Junior. Bowser tells him to make him some food, then he asks why Junior is chain up. Junior tries to explain, but Bowser said that kids nowadays have weird stuff going on. The video ends with Junior asking whether someone would unchain him or not and saying he kinda likes it.

## Deaths

### Counted Deaths

1. Mr. Goodman: Shot by Black Yoshi - 5 mins in
2. Karen: Shot by Brooklyn T. Guy - 11 mins in
3. Simmons: Hanged by Bowser Junior - 11 mins in
4. Brooklyn T. Guy: Shot by Chef Pee Pee - 14 mins in

## Trivia

* This is the 4th plush video covered on the Kill Count since Dancing with the Devil.
* This Kill Count currently has the longest intro ever. (5 minutes long)
* This Kill Count was released on Cory’s Son birthday.

## Villains

1. Chef Pee Pee
2. Brooklyn T. Guy
3. Simmons
4. Karen