Flobby

**Flobby** is a recurring character from Farzar. He is an intellectoid hillbilly, who is brothers/life-partners with Belzert. He first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". He is voiced by Waco O'Guin.

## Biography

Flobby and Belzert hail from an alien species called Intellectoids, (an appallingly misleading name for them), which consists entirely of clones of themselves. Flobby and Belzert reproduce with each other by sticking their tongues into each other's buttholes, creating an entire species of like-minded hillbillies that populate their own region of the Alien Slums. Each clone of Flobby has the exact same personality and identifies with the exact same name, making each clone interchangeable and, for all intents and purposes, the same character. The same goes for Belzert.

Flobby and Belzert made their first appearances in "Welcome to Farzar", guarding the Netherlands from any intruders. S.H.A.T. had to bypass them so they dressed as intellectoids and tricked them into thinking they were part of their group. However, Fichael blew it by taking his costume off. When Flobby and Belzert tried to seize them, they found his Suislide Whistle and used it, causing them, and all of their clones, who were present at the time, to blow up and die.

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Flobby and Belzert were getting into a fight with the sun. They were chosen by Fichael as two contenders for immigrating to Dome City, simply because he knew they would not steal Val's heart from him. They were given a series of jobs to make them into functioning members of society but they were terrible at all of them. In the end, they legally emigrated to Dome City and became permanent citizens, under the blessing of Renzo.

In "Flammily Reunion", Flobby was one of the many random men, lined up to have sex with Mal. While waiting in line, he was seen choking himself with a noose and tugging his dick to help himself get ready.

In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", Flobby and Belzert both watched All My Renzos, while wearing helmets from the Mega Brain, that would read their thoughts. Flobby enjoyed the show, being surprised by every plot twist, while Belzert did not enjoy it. Belzert was arrested for thinking negatively of the show and Flobby just sat there, continuing to watch TV. He thought in his head that maybe he should help Belzert and mad at his brain for thinking intelligently, he got revenge on it by smoking a boatload of crack to fuck it up. Flobby and Belzert were later seen, voting for Bazarack in the re-election, since they were both racist against Skull People. Flobby's reason for his racism against skull people was that he was jealous that they got to be on pirate flags instead of him.

In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", Flobby and Belzert went to the Church of Ozner and ate money off of the collection plate. After sex between two humans was banned, people started paying them for sex but Flobby and Belzert told them that they'll die if they have an orgasm and Flobby kept stealing all of Belzert's jokes, getting himself nearly jerked off to death. Flobby noticed Billy and thought that he could use him as a prostitute and sell him to people for sex and they'd get lots of money off of it. Barry later took Billy back from them and was very mad at them for what they did.

In "War and Peace", Flobby and Belzert broke into Bazarack's kingdom and wanted to join him in their war on Dome City. Bazarack was confused, thinking they were already in Dome City. Flobby and Belzert explained that those were different clones of Flobby and Belzert and that they were all clones who used the same names. Flobby and Belzert then sang a disgusting song about their reproduction song, wherein Flobby stuck his tongue in Belzert's butthole. Flobby and Belzert fought the war on Dome City and accidentally shot each other in the backs of the heads. They were later arrested by Renzo and locked in a cage with Fichael. Flobby and Belzert were able to break themselves and Fichael out of the cage by going through their reproduction cycle and overloading the cage until it exploded and set them all free.

## Appearance

Flobby is a teal adult male intellectoid, who is mid-height and very fat, having a big fat belly hanging out over his pants with six man tits on it. He has a giant butt-shaped brain on his head that's light rose-colored, shiny, and has a few dim purplish sunspots on it. He has a dark teal handlebar mustache, which could possibly be part of his skin. The only clothing he wears is purple pants.

## Personality

Flobby is an extremely stupid hillbilly-like alien, who can mostly be characterized by being ridiculously idiotic. Flobby's stupidity is generally fatal, as he'll either kill himself or his brother Belzert with his unwise decision making. Fortunately for him, he doesn't need to worry about death, since he's mass-produced countless identical clones of himself that take his place, whenever such an event happens.

## Relationships

### Friends

* **Belzert** - Flobby and Belzert are a couple of inseparable inbreeding brothers, who get into all sorts of trouble together, thanks to their infinite stupidity. The two are almost never seen apart as they truly are the best of friends. Their favorite past times are reproducing and getting themselves killed. Thanks to their rapid self-cloning process and the fact that their clones are completely identical to them, right down to their shared braincell, they can all die as many times as they want and never truly go extinct.
* **Bazarack** - Although he doesn't work as a minion for him, Flobby is a supporter of Bazarack and often times works in cahoots with him. In "Baz, Bangs, & Brains", Flobby voted for Bazarack in the re-election, since he shared his racial prejudices toward Skull People. In "War and Peace", a clone pf Flobby in the Alien Slums supported Bazarack in the war on Dome City.
* **Mal Skullcruncher** -

### Enemies

* **Renzo** -
* **Fichael** -

## Episode Appearances

* Welcome to Farzar
* The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins
* Flammily Reunion (Cameo)
* Baz, Bangs, and Brains
* The Great and Powerful Ozner
* War and Peace

## Trivia

* In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", it was revealed that Flobby and Belzert are both asexual, since their species dies by explosion if they ever have a traditional orgasm. That being said, they have an asexual reproduction cycle, as explained in "War and Peace", wherein Flobby sticks his mouth up Belzert's butthole and sucks out his shit to create another clone. Most of the explanation was cut, however, since the scene made an animator puke.
	+ Despite dying upon orgasm, Flobby was waiting in line to be one of Mal's sexual partners in "Flammily Reunion" and was also shown jerking himself off later. It is unknown if this was due to his stupidity or due to a plothole in the show's writing.
* Another mystifying joke from "*The Great and Powerful Ozner*" suggested that Flobby beats his son. It's unknown who this "son" is or how he can even exist, given that his species never has sex and the closest thing to an offspring he can produce are clones of himself and Belzert.
* In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", it was revealed that Flobby has Crohn's disease.
* Flobby is the Farzar alien counterpart of Bobby Possumcods from Brickleberry and Robby Hick from from Paradise PD. Additionally, their names rhyme, and they even share the same voice actor.