Wario v. Kooploz

***Wario v. Kooploz*** was a court case from *Boo's Pizza* that attempted to overturn the results of the IFCP Civil War. Wario W. Wario was the plaintiff and Frederick C. Kooploz was the defendant.

## Background

*See: The IFCP Civil War*

After Wario was revealed to still be alive, Wart and Mart's ruling of Gaia was thrown into jeopardy.

With Big Head (who no longer had power over Gaia or Planet) demanding that Kooploz depose Mart (something Kooploz was open to), tensions quickly rose once more. Big Head suggested holding an election, however Kooploz stubbornly insisted that Mart was rightfully Emperor. It was then that Wario appeared, despite having been outright stated to be deceased.

Kooploz, unable to really negotiate this from here, consulted Doug about the accuracy of Wario's bold claims. Doug stated that legal action may have to be taken. Wario then sued Kooploz before he could sue him.

## The Trial

One of the jury members was Dr. Vincent Carbanzo. Doug began by giving some sob speech in which he insulted the IFPC. Wario, representing himself, revealed that he did not have a death certificate. Doug then offered to have the trial televised by Kooploz Enterprises, however the judge denied this. It is then that the judge was replaced by The Judge. When Doug asked to have the trial televised once more, Wario exposes the attempt to profit off the case, however Doug falsely claims this is libel. When The Judge refused to penalize Wario, Doug claimed the trial to be a kangaroo court, which, to be fair, it really was.

Wario mentioned that Kooploz attempted to purchase the IFPC, which Doug objects to as it was irrelevant. In spite of this, The Judge overruled it. Doug also attempted to object to Big Head being a witness, however this was more reasonably denied despite Big Head's title being "General Secretary". Wario suggested that Doug call a witness. When Big Head called the IPCF coupon "fake", Doug called Hig Bead to the stand. Wario claimed that Wart was only temporarily Emperor, which he wasn't, so Doug called Wart to the stand. Wart appeared and called out Wario's "lies". Wario falsely claimed he and Wart were never legally married and that Wart was never declared Emperor, however both of these statements were false. Wario, desperate to win, then attempted to murder his former partner-in-crime.

Doug asked for the trial to end, however the new judge, Zone 1 Worker, denied this for whatever reason. However, he did agree to having Wario arrested for attempted murder. From then on, Miles Edgeworth represented the IFPC. At that point, the trial was finally televised. Edgeworth revealed that the nobility of Gaia had abandoned the planet, however Wart didn't care, nor was it relevant to the case. Doug once again tried to close the case, yet Zone 1 Worker also refused. However, after Kooploz and Doug falsely claim to not be evil, the trial is ended and the IFPC is ordered to pay 100,000 Koopabits to Kooploz Enterprises, which Take falsely claims to be 100,000,000,000 GP.

## Aftermath

After the trial ended, Big Head begrudgingly acknowledged Planet and Gaia's independence. Kooploz, Take, Doug, and Army all go out to Boo's Pizza to celebrate, where they meet Den. It's there that ShyHo sells Kooploz some land, which Kooploz uses to build a hotel for his son, Julius. This eventually leads to Frederick Kooploz's murder.

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