Imperial Protectorate of Clickistan

todo: add more stuff about living in the IPoC

The original flag of Clickistan with the golden eagle (the irl national bird of Afghanistan) emblem, the eagle is surrounded by rye stacks and has the Shahadah written below it

## General Information

### Motto

الله معنا (rom. allah maeana), literally "God with us"/"Gott mit uns"

### Anthem

"Allah is a Clickistani and he will protect us"

### Official Language

Clickistani, Garbo-Clickistani (secondary), German (ST, minority)

### Religion

Clickistani Allahism, Garbian Church (minority), ST Orthodoxy (minority), SlapeInc Molochism (extreme minority)

### Currency

ST Mark, Clickistani Credit (Unofficial, mainly used in less developed areas)

## Political Information

### Government

Absolute monarchy controlled by a totalitarian military dictatorship (ST Empire)

### Head of State

Emperor Garbclick I (Puppet)

The **Imperial Protectorate of Clickistan** (Garbo-Clickistani: **al-protektogarb imperski klikistanska**, German: **Reichsprotektorat Clickistan**), informally **Imperial Clickistan** is the political entity and self-proclaimed successor state of the original Clickistan after the ST invasion of SlapeInc Clickistan and the detonation of the SlapeInc-rigged trollium mines that resulted in the complete annihilation of the old Clickistani territories (Afghanistan and a part of Pakistan).

## History

The IPoC was created after SlapeInc rigged trollium mines exploded in September 2023, leading to a complete collapse of SlapeInc Clickistan and the annihilation of the original Clickistan area as a whole. The IPoC was formed by the ST Empire as a political entity and as the successor to the original Clickistan. Calling the other "successors" of Clickistan to be weak and pale in comparison to the original Clickistani and the IPoC's glory. The IPoC is strictly controlled. Following the People's Clickistani Laws devoutly, with anyone breaking them getting dire consequences.

## Life in the IPoC

Life in the IPoC is still about on par with any of the other Clickistani forms, excluding Slape Clickistan of course. Most news is gathered from radio announcements or tabloids from the glorious "Clicknews" service. Which has been running since the original Clickistan - except for a brief stop while SlapeInc occupied the country. Since the country is in dire need of supplies many cheaply made goods are imported from the ST Empire and handed out to civilians for free or for very cheap prices. This is to allow the country to at least survive until infrastructure and farms can be built up again.

### The old territories

The common stance among the Clickistani people is that eventually the old lands will become habitable and become part of Imperial Clickistan. However, Emperor Garbclick I when talking to his advisors privately said that he considers Clickistan's old territories to be uninhabitable for at least several decades and that Old Kabul is lost forever.

## Military

Since the destruction of Slape Clickistan the IPoC has had no military, as such a conscription program was introduced to help bulk up the IPoC's military. Clickistani arms companies have also been licensed to produce the ST G3. Along with producing AK pattern rifles and VP70's for officers. This is to ensure the military has decent weaponry that won't jam, misfire or explode due to general poor weapons. To put it in perspective here is a link to an earlier Clickistani military rifle. The ST Empire has also given 20,000 ST M113s to the new army to allow them to shape their own first fully mechanized Clickistani units. Overall the IPoC's military is much more equipped and ready for war then any of the earlier Clickistani inceptions.

With all of this, the Clickistani military force is at least above most thugian assault packs, at least in weaponry the thugs outnumber them 10 to 1.

## Industry

Due to the complete and utter destruction of all former areas of Clickistan, production of most consumer goods is very limited, with Clickistan having to heavily rely on imported ST empire supplies. Despite this a few factories producing basic appliances such as toasters exist.

### Clickistani made consumer goods

As said before, there are only a few factories producing anything in the IPoC, 99% of those making simple appliances. Despite this, most of the equipment they produce is somehow at an even poorer standard then the cheap ST empire goods. With many of them being made out of the glorious 'ClickiAlloy' which is nothing more then an amalgamation of nearly all common metals. Many of the items they produced also suffered from fatal flaws, such as the very new electric "ClickiOvens" which suffered from a design issue where the oven couldn't be grounded properly due to most of the metal components being made out of 'Clickialloys', meaning many Clickistani's died when using it for the first time.

### Power

While the IPoC relies on coal, oil and natural gas for its power generation. There is one state owned NPP that powers over 80% of New Herat. However, the power plant relies on older nuclear technology (an older ST empire design) that is less efficent then the modern NPPs seen in the ST Empire and Khat United.

### Weaponry

Despite the comparatively advanced and new military tech, Clickistan's factories have been observed to uphold their abhorrent quality standards. In an ST 2023 October report, the weekly inspection envoys sent to IPoC reported that the ST G3s' produced by local Clickistani arms companies have been botched with many AK and other unidentified components used to make them. Many of these G3s were simply handed out to the local Clickistani forces without any quality control. Attempts at regulating the production have seemingly failed: most of the original integral components of the ST rifles were conveniently "lost".

## Important Buildings

### Imperial Clickistani Palace

The ICP was the building where Emperor GarbClick and his advisors governed from. The building was originally an old Pakistani building that some pajeet lived in. By the time the building was being used as the IPoC's "headquarters" it was already ancient and in severe need of repair. Despite this, the government didn't perform any renovation on it. Leading it to be highly unstable. This resulted in the death of one government member as the ceiling above him collapsed due to the old rotting wood support giving way. Crushing him in the process. The building was eventually completely destroyed when terrorists used suicide bombs to explode the palace's boiler. Causing immense fire and the complete and utter destruction of the interior (most of the exterior was fine due to it being made out of inflammable sandstone).

## Destruction of the Imperial Clickistani Palace & Flight 227 Hijacking

On January 4th 2024, a group of terrorists proclaiming to be "ambassadors from Troll Republic" utilized suicide bombs to explode the palace's boiler. A fire immediately ensued. Multiple floors immediately collapsed as the fire spread quickly. The fire was able to spread dangerously quick due to most of the palace's interior being made out of wood. Meaning many exits were blocked by raging fires. Many government members eventually deciding to jump out of the palace's window instead of trying to sprint through 12 yards of fire to get to an exit. Only an hour after the fire started the smell of burning flesh emanated throughout the air. The smell reaching all the way to downtown New Herat.

While it has not been officially confirmed, Emperor GarbClick is most likely dead, as he was not recovered or found. Every body found in the collapsed ruins of the palace where burned and charred beyond recognition.

During the ongoing fire, Clickistani Flight 227 was hijacked by other "ambassadors from Troll Republic". The plane had around 30 people on board. The plane began flying intentionally high and off course in order to evade Clickistan's glorious AA cannons (90 makarovs made to fire in a volley). With the IPoC's consent and after careful consideration, the ST Empire launched an unmanned kamikaze drone carrying a high explosive charge in order to destroy the plane.

## Political struggles

The IPoC has had to deal with many protests and other political troubles, with many of them coming from the CCP.

### Political Protests

During its lifetime, the IPoC has had to deal with countless protests from extremists parties, mainly from the CCP and a few from the NSCAGAP. While these riots can get big, they are usually quelled very easily. Mainly because the IPoC police simply deploy tanks onto the road. As such, anyone who doesn't get out of the way either gets steamrolled or shot. This usually ends riots within a matter of minutes. Tear gas is also used quite frequently.

### Hunting of CCP Members

The IPoC government tries to fiercely exterminate any slightly major player in the CCP. Mainly stemming from the fact that the CCP was once successfully with taking over Clickistan. Which caused one of the darkest time periods of Clickistan to happen.

1. ↑ Later, ST found out that some of them were smelted and used for the glorious "ClickiAlloys".