Avoid Retail Job Technique!

***Avoid Retail Job Technique!*** is a white magic-based tactic appearing extensively in gag comics and short stories created and written by Khaliq Trevor X.

## Usage

The user avoids working a minimum wage job in a potentially or obviously toxic environment such as the mall through various ways such as traveling to positivity, genetics, lying and faking physical illnesses, suffering from literal forms of anxiety and depression and even *passing gas* (*See: Flatulence*). By avoiding retail jobs, the user preserves their mental health, spirit and ultimately grows happier. In retail, the user no matter whom they are, can attract the likes of downright unfriendly and/or antagonistic people and those whom summon superficial people or even the demonic entities known as The Diseased.

### Users

Nomad Bradley and Midlore West-Stein used this technique in gag stories and short comics where they encountered the likes of *Saguam the Gun Handler*. Saguam attempted to lock the duo into the store kingdom of Shittingbad Stones and Cards Co. They introduced various unfriendly customers, referred to as *guests* and had them make jokes on Bradley and West-Stein's appearance while also making references to various other entities and their personal lives such as Arietta Jacks, Aphrodite-Bushra, Martin Martinez and Takahiro the II. Saguam was surprised when Bradley had staged a walk out and left the store prematurely before beginning his shift, thus making it impossible for him to be bullied and/or battle bully tacticians. At the end, Midlore makes fun of them all by stating they had nobody to pick on and insulting the national minimum wage average of 7.25 which is a societal theme based on the high cost of living in the United States. He then states nobody should earn that amount just to be called names by insensitive people. An angry Saguam plotted their revenge against West-Stein and Bradley during another adventure where they organized a plan to force them into working for Shittingbad for a week as a "trial". The Trial however failed when Nomad transformed and used a double to take over his cashier role and hide his real self billions of miles away on Exodus.

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## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

**Disclaimer***: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and for solely entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against.*