Burgers to Your Face/Transcript

## Beginning

(Mirror and Sugar Cookie are standing outside at night with the minivan beside them)

Mirror: Uh, can I see inside of your minivan?

Sugar Cookie: Sure.

(It finally shows the inside of the minivan)

(Mirror screeches like Four)

Sugar Cookie: I will go get some burgers. See you in a bit! (she drives off)

(Mirror explodes somehow)

(It's daytime, and Sugar Cookie goes inside Tali's restaurant. The workers are fixing a burger.)

Tali: (yelling) Hurry up! Sugar Cookie's waiting, and this is a special customer!

The workers: We're trying!

Sugar Cookie: HOW LONG WILL THIS TAKE??!!

Tali: Hehe...they're working on it...

Sugar Cookie: Well gosh darn it, they're slow!

Tali: (growls) GET THE FLIPPI-

(A worker flips a burger and gets grease on his face)

Tali: -ING BURGER DONE!!!

French narrator from Spongebob: 2 seconds later...

(Tali gets a cooked burger)

Tali: Finally, here you go!

Sugar Cookie: (bites burger) Puh! This has jenga blocks in it! I did not ask for this! (screams) Yeah, I'm out of here...(she drives off)

## At Sugar Cookie's house...

Sugar Cookie: Contestants, I have bad news. There is a restaurant in the city, and it STINKS!

Cherry: Why though?

Sugar Cookie: THAT RESTAURANT PUT JENGA BLOCKS IN MY BURGER!

Mirror: Bro, who would do that?-

Lollipop: Not cool, bruh.

Glue: I love that restaurant!

Everyone: DID YOU JUST SAY THAT??! (everyone except Mirror and Lollipop slaps Glue)

Sugar Cookie: I think we should just eliminate you because of that.

(Glue pops up in her hand)

Sugar Cookie: But you still got the most votes, so (in her "ominous voice") bye bye, jenga supporter.

Glue: I told you to call me by my real na-

Sugar Cookie: See ya!

(She puts him in the washing machine before he screams)

(The TV shows the votes results)

Mirror: You almost always get out, Cherry.

(Cherry gives an angry look)

Sugar Cookie: The third challenge is-

Cherry: NO!

Sugar Cookie:...And why-

Cherry: I mean until you apologize for breaking the fourth wall!

Sugar Cookie....How about no! INTRO TIME!

Cherry: NO WAIT-

[Intro]

## Challenge

Sugar Cookie: Since their jenga burger was super disgusting, the third-

Mirror: I'm guessing the restaurant?

Sugar Cookie: Yep, you got it, so let's go to the r- horrible restaurant!

Mouse: Hmmm, do we have to-

Sugar Cookie: YES YOU DO! Anyway, 3, 2, 1-

Mirror: Wait! SC, do we really have to raid a restaurant just because they "accidentally" put jenga blocks in your burger?

Sugar Cookie: (gives her a death stare) Yes! Anyway, 3, 2, 1, G-

Cherry: Wait, can't you just take the jenga blocks out?

Sugar Cookie: Oh yeah, I should do that.

(She takes the jenga block out of the burger and eats the burger. A clip of "[YTP] BFDI 1b: Give The Plunge 2: Electric Boogaloo" plays in the background while a blue text says "cut-out". Sugar Cookie barfs on Lollipop.)

Sugar Cookie: Ew, this sucks!

Cherry: Wait but-

Sugar Cookie: 3, 2, 1, G-

Mirror: I'ma just interrupt for fun lol.

(Sugar Cookie glares at Mirror)

Sugar Cookie: 3, 2, 1....(waits for someone to talk) Oh I thought someone was gonna interrupt me again. GO!.....For real this time.

(Mirror drives off to the restaurant, but the other contestants catch up with her and got in the minivan.)

Cherry: What the heck, Mirror?

(The screen says "Meanwhile" with a Thomas face popping up, while a song plays)

Tali: OH MY GOD! We're getting an eviction notice for putting jenga blocks in a burger?!

Worker 1: Wait, who put jenga blocks in a burger?

Worker 2: (Sarcastic) Who knows? I have no idea.

(Worker 1 gives an annoyed expression to Worker 2)

Worker 2: What?

(They hear a crash, and it reveals that the contestants tried crashing into the restaurant, breaking one of the van's doors)

Cherry: MIRROR!

Mirror: What?

Cherry: YOU DIDN'T DESTROY IT ENOUGH!

Mirror: Oh, can you do any better?!

Cherry: Yeah.

(Cherry throws a TNT at the building until the countdown stops. The restaurant exploded twice and then all of the workers, including Tali, flew to the ground, dead.)

Sugar Cookie: Well, Cherry, since you were the one that placed the TNT, you win the challenge!

Cherry: Yes!

(The voting screen appears)

Cherry: Oh yeah, I'm not on the screen! (dabs)

Lollipop: Cringe dude...

[Credits]