Idiot Box: Willow's Sanity Edition/Transcript

Transcript for the fanon Season 12 episode Idiot Box: Willow's Sanity Edition.

## Part 1: Shipment of batter

* *[intro plays, title card appears]*
* PETER: Idiot Box: Willow's Sanity Edition!
* *[episode starts at Papa's Cupcakeria]*
* PAPA LOUIE: Someone help me open this shipment of cupcake batter.
* PINKALICIOUS: Hey Papa, how the *[dolphin chirp]* are ya?
* *[Trishna, who was watching the whole exchange, took off her sunglasses]*
* PAPA LOUIE: What did you say?
* PINKALICIOUS: At least it was censored with a dolphin noise. To keep it, you know, for a 13 and up audience. *[4th wall break]*
* PAPA LOUIE: Oh! You're so *[dolphin chirp]* right!
* PINKALICIOUS: Exactly! At least this is the fanon series. My show released in 2018. In one more year, there will be 13-year-old viewers of my show. I gotta throw in these to get these teens ready.

## Part 2: Idiot Box 2

* *[after work at Papa's Cupcakeria Willow was outside in Frostfield]*
* WILLOW: What a wonderful day today after work at Papa's Cupcakeria.
* *[Willow sees a UPS truck drive by]*
* WILLOW: Wow, my UPS package is here! Finally! I've been waiting all week for that thing!
* *[the mailman Vincent (who first appeared in Papa's Sushiria) brings over the package]*
* VINCENT: This package is for Willow, right?
* WILLOW: Oh, finally! I couldn't remember what I ordered but it's gotta be good. *[it's a pair of blue sandals]* I can't wear these to Papa's Cupcakeria, but I can sure wear them right now.
* VINCENT: Hey, are you, uh, Pinkalicious Pinkerton?
* PINKALICIOUS: Yes, I am.
* VINCENT: I got a package for you but first, sign here.
* *[Pinkalicious signed the paper]*
* PINKALICIOUS: All right, here you go, give me my package.
* VINCENT: Interesting signature you got there.

## Part 3: It's all yours

* VINCENT: Well since you signed it, it's all yours now. Here you go.
* WILLOW: What'd you order?
* PINKALICIOUS: You know what this is, Peter?
* PETER: No?
* *[they opened the box and it's a brand new television]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Look at it, Peter!
* PETER: Whoa!
* PINKALICIOUS: All right, help me get this thing out! Steady now, we don't wanna ruin it.
* WILLOW: What? A brand new television?
* PINKALICIOUS: All right, nice and easy! *[throws the TV in the trash]*
* PETER: Pinkalicious! You're just gonna throw away a perfectly fine television like that? I thought you were better than this.
* PINKALICIOUS: You're right, I should've thrown it in the recycling instead!
* WILLOW: You know what's better than recycling? Giving it to me. I'll take that TV off your hands. *[takes the TV]*
* PINKALICIOUS: I'll let you have the TV.
* WILLOW: Thanks. I'll just be taking this home with me. MLP and Nature Cat and all that is gonna look good on this TV.

## Part 4: Box play

* PINKALICIOUS: Isn't it amazing, Peter?
* PETER: Yeah. Let's go in!
* PINKALICIOUS: Okay!
* WILLOW: So you two ordered a brand new television just so you could play in the box?
* PINKALICIOUS: Yeah. But this one was a Black Friday deal. Don't forget that. The lines were brutal. It was so chaotic.
* WILLOW: Oh yeah, it'll be all fine then. Not like you can buy boxes for like 3 bucks. All right, see you later.

## Part 5: Brand new TV

* WILLOW: Time to set up my brand new television set. Time to just sit back and relax.
* *[there's no signal]*
* WILLOW: It doesn't work? I better call someone to fix this TV.

## Part 6: Imagination

* *[Pinkalicious and Peter are imagining themselves in a castle in the box]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Peter, where are you?
* PETER: Right here, Pinkalicious. We can be and go anywhere we want with our imaginations.
* PINKALICIOUS: That's true. So where should we go?
* *[Willow knocks on the box]*
* WILLOW: Are you two still in there? That TV was broken.
* PINKALICIOUS: What? Where are we?
* PETER: Hmm...
* 1033FOREST: *[suddenly shows up]* Wanna Mountain Dew Pitch Black?
* *[Pinkalicious and Peter scream in the box which Willow hears]*
* WILLOW: Whoa, what is going on in there? *[opens the box]* What are you two doing?
* PINKALICIOUS: Nothing. Uh, just in a box.
* WILLOW: What's that noise I heard?
* PINKALICIOUS: What are you talking about? There's no noise.
* WILLOW: I heard both of you scream.
* PINKALICIOUS: Nothing happened.
* PETER: Yeah.
* WILLOW: Are you hiding something? Seriously, what's going on between you two?
* PETER: Earlier a bear was chasing me but it's nothing to worry about. At least the bear didn't come to eat me. That would've been horrifying.

## Part 7: Where's the phone?

* *["Get Lucky" by Daft Punk plays. Willow imagines them doing that with a phone]*
* PINKALICIOUS: *[in imagination]* Is she gone?
* *[it shows a phone being used to get the grizzly bear sound]*
* PETER: *[in imagination]* Willow would never know! What a fool.
* WILLOW: A fool? *[gets in the box]* Hey guys mind if I join you? Where's the phone? Where's the phone? I know you ain't transporting to magic dimensions from a regular box! Where's the phone? Where's the phone? Come on, come on, you can't have me believe this is just some imagination trick.
* PINKALICIOUS: Calm down there, Willow, what are you talking about? It's just me and Peter in here. Nothing else.
* PETER: Why are you so bored, Willow? Don't you have a TV to watch?
* WILLOW: It's broken! No one came to fix it! Fine, whatever, I'm going home.
* PINKALICIOUS: What's her deal?
* PETER: I don't know.

## Part 8: Scary stuff

* PINKALICIOUS:: You know, I came up with a scenario that's scarier than getting lost in the woods with a sea bear. That imagination.
* PETER: Oh no, oh no, don't tell me you're gonna transport us there now.
* PINKALICIOUS: I am gonna transport us there now. Ready?
* *[they imagine themselves at Toys R Us]*
* PETER: Uh, where are we?
* PINKALICIOUS: Waiting in line at a store.
* PETER: Uh, Pinkalicious, that line is ridiculous. Take me back to the bear.
* PINKALICIOUS: I'm sorry, Peter, this is what my imagination is coming to and unfortunately I can't change my imagination right now. I'm sorry Peter, this is what my imagination has come to now and unfortunately I can't really change it right now.
* PETER: Oh, that's ridiculous. Hey, Pinkalicious, I see you up there.
* PINKALICIOUS: Peter, no shoes, no shirt, no service. You're not gonna put on shoes?
* PETER: Willow can't find the right shoes for work, so I figured no shoes is fine.
* PINKALICIOUS: I'll just do the heavy talking, okay?
* PETER: Is that guy in the yellow shirt over here ever gonna do something? He's not even moving.
* PINKALICIOUS: I don't know, this line's not moving. Maybe everyone's a zombie, frozen, or something. This is ridiculous.

## Part 9: Calling it a day

* PINKALICIOUS: Well, Peter, you wanna call that a day?
* PETER: Yeah, Pinkalicious, I'm getting kinda tired, let's head back to Pinkville.
* PINKALICIOUS: All right, let's go back to Frostfield tomorrow.
* PETER: Yeah.
* *[after they left, it begins raining outside]*

## Part 10: The next day

* *[the next day...]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Still a terrible day. Good morning, box. *[the box is rained on]* Box? Box? It got rained on.
* PETER: Good morning, Pinkalicious. Good morning bo... Pinkalicious? What happened to our box?
* PINKALICIOUS: It must've got rained on. And got destroyed.
* PETER: Well then if it just got rained on how is it all bent up and smashed?
* PINKALICIOUS: I don't know.
* *[earlier...]*
* WILLOW: *[smashes the box]* Take this, you stupid box! Hopefully if I destroy this box they'll order a new TV.
* *[end of flashback]*
* PETER: Why is there a skeleton inside the box?
* PINKALICIOUS: I don't know. Don't worry, we got another package coming in today.
* PETER: Can we keep the box?
* PINKALICIOUS: Yes, we can keep the box. Whatever's in it is useless anyway.

## Part 11: A new box

* *[a new box hits them]*
* WILLOW: A new box?
* PINKALICIOUS: Check it out, Peter! *[pulls out an Oculus Quest]* Let's throw this useless junk over here... *[throws it out]* Ah! A new box.
* WILLOW: Whoa, what the heck is this?
* PINKALICIOUS: Garbage.
* WILLOW: If this is garbage what are you playing in right now?
* PINKALICIOUS: A magical box that transports you to anywhere you wanna be. You can see anything. It's like transporting you to another dimension.

## Part 12: Oculus Quest

* WILLOW: All right, let's see here. *[puts on the Oculus Quest]* Whoa! What's going on here? Where am I? This is crazy I'm like transported in a whole new dimension! What is this thing anyway? It's a box. A magic box that transports you to another dimension. This isn't even real this is virtual reality. I can do anything I want. I can live my dream come true. My dream would be to work in Papa's Cupcakeria with open-toed shoes.
* *[Willow looks through the games]*
* WILLOW: What's this game right here? Papa's Cupcakeria? Heck yeah I'm loading it up! I'm playing it right now!

## Part 13: Papa's Cupcakeria Virtual

* PINKALICIOUS: Well, Peter, it's a good thing I got a new box.
* PETER: Yeah, now we can be... home? Where are we?
* PINKALICIOUS: Willow?
* WILLOW: Welcome to Papa's Cupcakeria. What would you like?
* PINKALICIOUS: Willow, how are you here?
* WILLOW: What do you mean how am I here? This is virtual reality. I can do anything I want. I've always wanted to work at Papa's Cupcakeria in these blue sandals.
* PINKALICIOUS: Did you get a magic box yourself?
* PETER: And I always knew that.
* WILLOW: Sure did! Anyways, what would you two like?
* PINKALICIOUS: Strawberry cupcake with pink frosting and strawberry drizzle.
* PETER: I'll have the blueberry one with deep purple frosting and Purple Burple drizzle.
* WILLOW: *[cooks them up]* Here you go!
* PINKALICIOUS: Thanks!
* PETER: Wow, I didn't know of this way to get cupcakes before!
* PINKALICIOUS: We should do this more sometime!