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Jar-ep18

Non-Halloween Special

## Summary

It's Halloween, but you wouldn't know it from this episode of JAR. Today's the boys talk longer than normal about several topics that they probably have no business addressing. Jeff answers a burning question that Zaq and Mrs. Script Keeper had from the Inside Scooper (weekly Patreon only show), Shaiden teaches us about a real-life One-Punch Man that isn't a man but is still cool AF and the founders of the Reasonablist Party discuss an important part of the party's platform; what the fuck do we do about money? Are there alternatives? What would happen without money? These guys certainly don't know the answers to any of that shit, but they do indeed talk about it.

## Description

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First Day of School

## Summary

The scientists that fuck with the Script Keeper's head each week have discovered a way to record memories. This is Zaq's first day of school.

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SKATCAST Network

**Welcome to the SKATCAST Network Wiki!**

Script Keeper's Audio Theater - "Cartoons For Your Ear Holes"

There are currently 393 Episodes, with
395
hours,
52
Minutes
of \****FREE\**** content from SKATCAST Network!

There is an additional 88 Episodes with 85 Hours, 6 minutes of Patreon only content.

## About

This is the Wiki for the SKATCAST Network created by the Script Keeper, Zaq Flanary. The SKATCAST Network creates multiple podcasts per week, each offering something different.

Want to listen to sci-fi, fantasy, historical fiction and many more genres styled after the golden age of radio theater (only with a whole lot more profanity and dick jokes)? Check out The SKATCAST Show.

Want to laugh while you learn about true crime, serial killers, cryptids, conspiracies and more? Mrs. Script Keeper will share her research with you while Mr. Script Keeper brings comedic relief, on The DIPSH\*T Files.

Maybe you want to hear the (mis)adventures and lives of two crazy dudes voiced by one crazy dude? Well, The Dave and Angus Show might just be for you!

Want to hear the thoughts and opinions of some really cool people on a variety of topics from life adventures and careers to aliens and "untrustworthy farts"? Just A Ride Podcast covers it all, from the serious to the weird (and sometimes gross).

Do you love music and want to hear underground, deep cuts by an omnium gatherum of (mostly) unsigned bands and artists? Get some new tunes every week from SKAT-Tunes featuring Heavy-SKAT, Quiet Underground, and much more!

## All things SKATCAST

* The Inside Scooper/Inside Shit - Mondays (Patreon ONLY)
* **The SKATCAST Show** - Tuesdays
* **The DIPSH\*T Files** - Wednesdays
* **The Dave and Angus Show** - Thursdays
* **Just A Ride Podcast** - Fridays
* **SKAT-Tunes** - Saturdays
* **The Brotherly Brain Cell** - Sundays

## Where to find SKATCAST

* Spotify
* Google Podcasts
* Apple Podcasts

Skatcast.com - Patreon.com - Facebook - Instagram: @theescriptkeeper

## Help Grow the Wiki

If you would like to contribute and are new to the Wiki, please see: Getting Started

This Wiki is a community effort to be the source for all information on the SKATCAST Network of shows.

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Jar-ep20

## Summary

On JAR 20 Jeff tells a CRAZY police story that reminds Zaq of the most recent Judge Dredd movie, there is Reasonable Party talk, Shaiden teaches us about a conspiracy around glitter and there is an extended chat about death. It's mostly cheery.

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Nurse Fairy Rhymes

## About

Nurse Fairy Rhymes includes retellings of classic fairy tales and new tales from 3DoggDown.

## List of Skit-Skats

This is a list of "Nurse Fairy Rhymes" Skit-Skats, as they appear on The SKATCAST Show.

1. Goldie Loxx and The Three Bears
2. Three Little Pigs
3. Emperor's New Clothes
4. Jack and the Beanstalk
5. Little Red Riding Hood
6. The Monkey's Paw
7. The Boger Beast
8. The Three Billy Goats Gruff
9. The Monkey and the Boar
10. The Velveteen Rabbit
11. Hansel and Gretel
12. Rumplestiltskin
13. The Three Snake Leaves
14. The Toad King
15. Our Lady's Child
16. Rapunzel
17. Tom Thumb
18. The Fisherman and His Wife
19. The Wolf and the Seven Young Kids
20. The Cat and Mouse in Partnership
21. The Fox and the Crow
22. Godfather Death
23. The Tortoise and the Hare
24. The Devil's Sooty Brother
25. Fitcher's Bird
26. The Fox and the Horse
27. The Mouse, the Bird and the Sausage
28. Old Rinkrank
29. Bloodshirt and the Beast
30. Black Sheep and the Raven
31. The Tortoise and the Ducks
32. The Dog, The Cock and the Fox
33. The Elephant and the Donkey
34. The Eagle and the Jackdaw
35. The Shepherd and the Wolf
36. The Pack of Ragamuffins
37. The Wizard, The Knight and the Pigeon
38. Cinderella
39. Beauty and the Beast
40. A Christmas Carol
41. Steve the Reindeer
42. Frosty the Snowman
43. The Sun and the Moon
44. The Cat, The Dog and The Coyote
45. The Wise Old Owl
46. The Porcupine, the Turtle and the Skunk
47. The Ugly Duckling
48. Clancy the Beagle
49. Three Kings of Vision
50. St. George and the Dragon
51. The Princess and the Pea
52. The Little Match Girl
53. Puss in Boots
54. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves of Aragon's Army
55. The Tale of Peter Rabbit
56. The Little Mermaid
57. The Wicked Prince
58. The Five Boons of Life
59. Bruce and the Spider
60. A Confucius Story: The Teeth and Tongue
61. The King and His Hawk
62. The Chicken Who Wouldn't Eat Gravel
63. The Selfish Giant
64. The Forest Bride
65. The Grim Reaper and the Doggo
66. Bootsy, The Dress Shoes and The Slippers
67. The Forest
68. Anatomy of a NFR
Jar-ep61

The Express Ride

## Summary

This week, the ride is under maintenance and Mrs. Script Keeper and the Poo-Bah, as well as Bear-Bah are busy getting cotton candy and chilling at the magic show. This week the Script Keeper takes us on a short ride through a variety of quotes from a number of interesting folks. The ride will continue next week, just needed some grease and a few screws tightened.

## Description

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Post Apocalyptica

## About

Post Apocalyptica is a mini-series within The Dave and Angus Show, taking place in a Post Zombie Apocalypse Washington. The series follows Dave Crackerberry, Angus Blackburn Jr. and Angus's Son (Roger Clemens Blackburn) and father (Angus Blackburn Sr.).

## Dave and Angus Post Apocalyptica Episodes

### Season 1

* Episode 32
* Episode 33
* Episode 34
* Episode 35
* Episode 36
* Episode 37
* Episode 41 - (Season 2 Sneak Peek)
* Episode 42
* Episode 43
* Episode 44
* Episode 45 - (Short)
* Episode 46
* Episode 87 - (Full Season 1)

### Season 2

* Episode 47
* Episode 48
* Episode 49
* Episode 50 - (Christmas Zombie Short)
* Episode 51

### Season 3

* Episode 91
* Episode 92 - (Tour of the Clock Tower)
* Episode 102 - (Behind the Scenes)
* Episode 104
* Episode 105
Jar-ep41

The Tattooed Episode w/ Cam West

## Summary

This week the guys talk with special guest (and coolest guy who ever lived), tattoo artist Cam West. They talk about dedication to masterbation, Jeff tells two stories of what can happen if you drink the last beer, Shaiden tells part of his relationship story from hell and of course they discuss the art, business and culture of tattooing.

## Description

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Ghost of the Past

## Summary

Sci-Fi duuumb! This The Adventures of Gunner Halifax - SHORT follows The Book of Shmoggie because it is connected to it. Dumb. It also is a reunion of sorts. Get the toast.

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Jar-ep52

## Summary

There's some talk of chips and a much more personal talk from the Script Keeper about his time in his previous job. This one is a hard ride. Thank you for riding with us! Have an excellent Friday!

This Episode has some Supporting/ Clarifying Audio: Just A Ride Supporting Audio

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Jar-ep7

## Summary

Zaq, Shaiden and Jeff discuss a number topics ranging from sociopaths, to gross festival stories, how to avoid getting your food spit in and "Shadow-Boxing". They also talk about "The Reasonablist Party", books that changed their lives and much more.

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Jar-ep24

## Summary

This week's triologue includes a discussion on Aussie slang, a fake kidnapping, Jeff presents nine undeniable truths, they talk about the Reasonablist Party stance on the separation between church and state as it pertains to Christmas, plus some fun people/animal cameos and whole bunch of loopdy-loops!

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Jar-ep10

Eye-Ball Man 2

## Summary

This week Shaiden and the Script Keeper dig into Jeff's police background and we hear Jeff's crazy conclusion of the "Eye-Ball Man". This show also has conversations around steroids in baseball, the WTF story around an invasive Frankenstein's monster kind of Bees and why Shaiden hates microwaves. The platform for the Reasonabelistist/Reasonable Party (Reasonablist Party) is once again discussed and they debate the need for government involving itself in "social issues" and the morality of assisted suicide becomes the focus.

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Inter-Dimensional Jesus

## Summary

What might happen if Jesus's time machine (The T.T. Box) has a malfunction? Well the story line for this episode that's what!

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Jar-ep19

## Summary

The conversation today starts with Shaiden's near-death experience at a country music award show and the crazy week that followed. The guys talk about "Camp Hope", a local encampment for the homeless, Jeff shares a story about his 24-hour work day as an officer, plus the idea of "being in the zone" is discussed and we learn about Web3 from Poo-Bah (Shaiden).

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Gunner's Inferno

## Summary

Chapter 9 of "The Quest for Xero Saga". Gunner and Darth Fabulous journey to meet Gunner's brother. Based upon Dante's Inferno

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Revenge of the Droknol

## Summary

The Droknol Saga continues. Captain Halifax and his crew of mercenary space assholes are once again faced with a powerful foe.

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Jar-ep35

Cars, Hyperbole and the Lowering of Standards

## Summary

This week the trialogue touches on former and dream cars, the lowering of standards in policing, extremists and hyperbole and Shaiden teaches everyone some crazy shit about the color blue.

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Jar-ep57

## Summary

Shaiden Hutchman and the Script Keepers talk about witnessing public poos, child labor in the family business, a mouse experiment that was crazy AF and other sh\*t! It's our 57th ride and it's a weird one!

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Jar-ep5

## Summary

Today the trio discuss topics ranging from "things you think only you do" to a look at sympathy and empathy to telling stories about dreams. They also discuss a silly superstition, a government agency that probably can go and the idea of "hustle culture."

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Dsf-ep84

H.H. Holmes (Part 2) and the DSF Season Finale

## Summary

Today Mrs. Script Keeper picks up where she left off with H.H. Holmes and his murder castle. It's a truly horrific story of one of the worst humans of all-time. Join us!

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Playing Kraken

## Summary

There is a card game that many peoples play in Marnia and elsewhere known as Kraken, also dumb wizard sh\*t and horse nookie occur.

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First Ever Date

## Summary

When Zaq was a wee lad (about fourteen or fifteen), his (dead) Mom embarrassed the fuck out of him while chaperoning his first date to an Olive Garden.

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Scs-ep101

Space Grinch

## Summary

One new Skit-Skat, two replays of Skatmas related Skits.

## Description

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## List of Skit-Skats

Series - Skit-Skat - Start time in episode

* Book of Shmogie - Space Grinch - 1:16
* Ambling Through Religious History - Immaculate Conception - 14:47
* Ambling Through Religious History -  Birthday Jesus - 18:24

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Jar-ep75

## Summary

This week the topics include a couple crazy legal cases, some space shit and a conversation on the topic of discussing politics and social issues with friends and family. There's also a few bits of Brainy-Meats and plenty of random outbursts of song.

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Holidays in Space (Part 1)

## Summary

What sort of holidays do Gunner and the crew of the Spade celebrate? Well, space is big, so they can pick from many holidays every day. Unfortunately for Gunner, today is the crew's favorite universal holiday by far. It's a good one too!

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Laundry Sucks

## Summary

This week the science folks follow around the Script Keeper as he attempts to be helpful and do some laundry. He sucks at things.

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Planet Halifax

## Summary

Why would a planet be named after a monster like Gunner? Because life is often very unfair. Also, Dr. Shmogi and the Captain spend some quality time together.

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Jar-ep32

Special Guest: Nathan Chartrey

## Summary

This week the JAR trio host Nathan Chartrey, a Northwest based rapper, singer, songwriter and acoustic guitar puncher. He's also a fun person to road trip with. On top of "Police Stories", "Unphuck Yourself" and the "Reasonablist Party", there is lots of talk about music and life. You can check out Nathan's music at the end of the show. :)

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Dsf-ep76

Two Spooky Stories

## Summary

This week Mrs. Script Keeper jump starts Spooky season with two stories of the paranormal, and Mr. Script Keeper sh\*ts on them. This is the way.

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Jar-ep21

The Drunk Episode

## Summary

Yikes, we're still drunk from this one! Just happy we got it uploaded. No idea what we talked about. We had a good time though! Have an excellent weekend!

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Finances

## Summary

This week the scientists record the Script Keeper's mind when he's thinking about his finances and the economy as a whole. There will be poop and dick jokes shortly following to make up for this. Sorry.

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Jar-ep58

## Summary

The ride continues with talk of animals facts, weird things eaten, cannabis smoking, and tons of malarkey and/or tomfoolery!

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Don't Bring A Pet To My House (Mouse & Rat)

**Don't Bring A Pet To My House** is a Aldo Boomer animated short film that was released in 1963.

## Availability

* (2022) Streaming - FilmxshowsMAX Plus (Restored)

## Sound Effects Used

* Sound Ideas, DRUMS, CARTOON - FAST BONGO ROLL
* Sound Ideas, HUMAN, EAT - CHEWING LIP SMACKS, CARTOON 01
* Sound Ideas, HUMAN, SLURP - SINGLE SHARP SLURP, CARTOON 03
* Sound Ideas, HUMAN, GLUG - DRINKING GLUGS, CARTOON 02
* Sound Ideas, BOING, CARTOON - BOING WITH QUIVER
* Sound Ideas, SKID, CARTOON - LONG AUTO SKID
* Sound Ideas, RICOCHET - THIN RICCO, 03
* Sound Ideas, RICOCHET - LONG SHELL SCREAM RICCO,
* RICOCHET - CARTOON RICCO, 10
* Sound Ideas, DOOR, WOOD - OPEN 01 (R & B)
* Sound Ideas, WHISTLE, SLIDE - SLIDE DOWN, CARTOON 02
* Sound Ideas, STRETCH, CARTOON - SHORT RUBBER STRETCHING SQUEAK 01
* R-B POP, CARTOON - BUBBLE POP
* ALDO BOOMER - BASS DRUM AND RIM SHOT
* ALDO BOOMER - HEAVY TIMPANI BOING
* ALDO BOOMER - WHEEZY HONK CYMBAL
* ALDO BOOMER - ELECTRIC GUITAR WOBBLY TWANG
* ALDO BOOMER - TOY CAR RUNNING
* ALDO BOOMER - BIG RUBBER BAND PLUCK TWANG

## Characters

* Mouse
* Rat
* Baby Crocodile

## Voice Characterizations

* Allen Swift - Mouse
* Mel Blanc - Rat

## Credits

* Director: Wally Washer
* Story: Ed Nofziger
* Animation: Doris Collins, Hank Smith, Tom McDonald, George Grandpre
* Layouts: Eddie Rehberg
* Backgrounds: Rosemary O'Connor
* Effects Animation: Brad Case
* Music: Eugene Poddany
Jar-ep48

Chips, Nuts Shots, Jingles, Random Quotes and an AI Religion

## Summary

This week the JAR trio discuss a number of random things, from new Doritos, to memorable jingles to taking shots in the nuts. Zaq reads some quotes and Shaiden predicts a human religion based around Artificial Intelligence.

## Description

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## Notes

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Galactic Grocery Store

## Summary

On this week's exciting and totally true adventures, Captain Halifax and his crew go to the grocery store.  Did they remember their coupons?  We also learn some dark new truths about the worst alien in the universe.

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Grunge Guy Jesus

## Summary

In a newly deciphered section of the "Gospels of Terry", we learn that Jesus didn't just come to Missouri for Mormon reasons, he also made his way to Seattle to figure out a way to change the mind of an icon.

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Dsf-ep87

The Legend of the Shadow People

## Summary

This week Mrs. Script Keeper teaches us about the lore behind the entity sometimes known as the "Shadow Man", "the Hat Man", and "Shadow Dick"! There are all kinds of wild speculations thrown around.

## Description

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Pain or Gain

## Summary

The game show where you answer trivia questions and either win some cash, or get punched in the face. It's a family show.

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Hunting a Clown Wizard

## Summary

The "Wizard Quickening" Arc continues to not arc as the Wizard searches for a dumb clown-wizard and Liam and Barfield keep themselves busy in the woods around Great Monster Lake.

## Description

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Procrastination

## Summary

Science is hard, but so is starting a project that you really don't want to but probably have to. Why do we do that? Scientists ask that question as they probe the Script Keeper's mind.

## Description

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Rise of the Garmak

## Summary

A couple Garmak that came to Earth may or may not have destroyed the city of Spokane. Can Gunner and the crew save the city?

## Description

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Inside My Mind

## About

Inside My Mind presents the results of scientists doing science things to Zaq Flanary's brain to hear the chaos and voices inside. Zaq is sorry to his Mama.

## List of Skit-Skats

This is a list of "Inside My Mind" Skit-Skats, as they appear on The SKATCAST Show.

### Season One

1. Waiting in Line
2. Social Media/Screen Time
3. Kona
4. Eating a Sandwich
5. Social Media Rage
6. Zaq vs. Gas Station Burrito
7. Video Games
8. Driving in Snow
9. HUUUNGRYY!
10. New People
11. Coffee, Bugs, Starwars, Drinking, and Stubbed Toe
12. Booze
13. Nostalgia
14. Great Outdoors
15. Music Pain
16. Reunion
17. Dabs
18. Public Fright

### Season Two

1. Show Jitterz
2. Meaning of Life
3. Touchy Feely TSA
4. Beach Bod
5. BBQ
6. Finances
7. First Day of School
8. First Ever Date
9. Procrastination
10. Repling to Emails
11. Laundry Sucks
12. Return to the Mall
13. Reading A Book
14. Drive Through Science
15. What to Wear
16. Too Full
17. Out of TP!
18. Nostalgia (Part 2)
19. I'm a Reader
20. Fall Feels
21. Standing Behind A Weirdo
22. Spooky Candy
Jar-ep39

Who Wants To Live Forever?

## Summary

Today's JAR is a straight up doosey! Is that how you spell 'doosey'? You get it. Anyway, Shaiden blows the triologue's collected minds on this episode about the notion of living forever via "gene shit" and they declare Shovel Cock! But not before Getch blows our minds with one of the wildest police stories so far! Plus, you know, more sh\*t.

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Santa Claus: Crime Fighter

He's made his list, checked it twice, and now he's taking matters into his own hands. You better watch out, there's no where to hide, and I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is coming to "Make the naughty pay!" Also Batman.

## Characters

* Santa Claus
* Batman

## List of Skit-Skats

This is a list of "Santa Claus: Crime Fighter" Skit-Skats, as they appear on The SKATCAST Show.

### Season One

1. Santa Meets the Bat
2. Santa Claus: Origins
3. Santa Hat Rockets
4. Prelude to the Legend of Jack Frost
5. The Truth About Jack Frost
6. The Abominable Snow Steve
7. SCCF: The Final Chapter
8. Gotham Is Hungry
9. Batman Goes Home
10. Bat Shaped Things
11. Mall Santa Song
Jar-ep26

Holiday Sauce

## Summary

Holiday Sauce! In today's trialogue there's a little bit of the holidays, identifying the traits of healthy couples, discussing the relationship between media and government and there's some "great" news about Artificial Intelligence. Plus, you know, more stuff.

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SKATCAST News (Part 2)

## Summary

Imagine modern aristo-c\*nts masquerading in mainstream media as talking head propaganda machines who hate you. It be like that. Remember, it's fiction and/or satire and Zaq is a hack.

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Ice Ball Planet

## Summary

This time Gunner and the crew are on the ice planet of Hoth to watch the Bitknot Interplanetary Tournament of Champions end of the year series known as the Mega-Plate. It's bigger than the Super Bowl.

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SKAT-Tunes

## About

SKATCAST Network's weekend music show, featuring independent or indie label groups/artists.

Special Thanks to TimCanada for putting together a Spotify Playlist of songs featured on SKAT-Tunes!

## List of Episodes

### Season One

1. Episode 1 - Music, Music, Music! - August 19, 2023
2. Episode 2 - All Genres! - August 26, 2023
3. Episode 3 - Heavy SKAT - September 2, 2023
4. Episode 4 - The Quiet Underground - September 9, 2023
5. Episode 5 - God Save the SKAT! - September 16, 2023
6. Episode 6 - All Genres Mix Tape - September 23, 2023
7. Episode 7 - Fancy SKAT - September 30, 2023
8. Episode 8 - A Variety of Kinds of Tunes - October 7, 2023
9. Episode 9 - Heavy SKAT II - January 14, 2023
10. Episode 10 - Happiness for Your Ear Nuts - October 21, 2023
11. Episode 11 - Quiet Underground II - October 28, 2023
12. Episode 12 - Season Finale - November 4, 2023
13. Episode 13 - Holiday Music Special - December 23, 2023
Jar-ep14

## Summary

The topics for today range from space exploration, to friendships between men and women, to law enforcement and there is some mentions of sex robots and tattooed wieners. We're not sure where the ride is going either, but thank you for joining us! Have an awesome Friday!

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Scs-ep103

All NEW Skit SKATs! Space, Owls, Cows

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## List of Skit-Skats

Series - Skit-Skat - Start time in episode

* Book of Shmogie - Battle of Halifaxia (Part 2) - 3:00
* Liam the Monster Hunter - The Glitches of Life - 12:34
* SKATCAST Educational Programming - Cows and Government - 18:27

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Las Venus

## Summary

Captain Halifax goes on a spiritual journey to casinos, drug dens and hooker holes across the galaxy in search for...gambling, drugs and sex.  He finds all those things pretty easily.  But will he find himself?  Probably not.

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Revenge of the Dipshit

## Summary

The finale of season 1 has Gunner working to get his ship back, but a bunch of stuff probably happens. This is part four of four of the "Atlas Hugged Quadrilogy".

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Now This/That is Pod Racing

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Captain Halifax takes a couple of his officers back to Tatooine to discuss the purchase of "forbidden sand" from Gunner's acquaintance Box Box the Gungan. Problems occur.

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Jar-ep70

## Summary

This week the trio discuss Skyrim, reads a JARgoneer email, talks about CERN and it's effects on the past and this week's Reasonablist party segment takes a stab at defining some of the terms that the 2024 political season is going to be throwing around.

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Jar-ep62

Scream-Sing Simulation of Farts

## Summary

This week the triologue continues with an in-depth discussion on farts and nothing more. JK. There is also a discussion on scream singing, the Reasonablist Party and whether or not we are all living in a simulation. We probably are. That's weird. Have a kick ass Friday!!!

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Dsf-ep81

Listener Submitted Spooky Stories

## Summary

This week Mrs. Script Keeper reads the three finalists from this years Spooky Zaqtober Story Contest that was started by a handful of lovely Turds in the Sh\*tbox. Enjoy some true experiences from some of the turd legion ranks.

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Music, Music, Music!

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This week the staff (mainly Tim) here at SKATCAST studios collected much of the music that has been recorded over the last year. It's a lot. It's dumb. That's what today's show is about. And here we gooooo!

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Jar-ep60

## Summary

The ride continues this week as the trio talk about a bunch of things including the upcoming SKATCAST music show, bees, a place for the Reasonablist Party online, plus Shaiden blows minds with two things that will live in your brain forever.

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Jar-ep15

Canadian Stuff, Favorite Comedians, Guns and Boundaries

## Summary

Once again the ride is filled with a number of topics including a discussion on our favorite comedians, a follow up on our discussion on guns and the topics of boundaries, enemies, cancel culture and some Canadian stuff all come up. We even imported a special Canadian for the day (thanks Will). We also hear another police story from Jeff and learn some new shit from Shaiden. Let's see where the ride takes us.

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Jar-ep40

The 40th Ride

## Summary

Forty weeks of the trilogue continues as the guys chat about hoarding and policing, guilty pleasures in music, and they talk candidly about the debate over the volume of humans on the earth. It gets all loopy.

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Get a Job!

## Summary

From the Shitbizkit on Fire in the Rain EP. This week we find our guys in a restaurant, where they're working, and Axe just got a job at Rooster's place.

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Jar-ep64

Poobah Express

## Summary

Join us for a solo ride through some deep thoughts with our resident Poo-bah (Shaiden Hutchman) as he tackles some of the dark places in the mind and relays some valuable bits of insight from some of history's greatest wisdom bags.

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Satan's Beans

## Summary

This episode comes from our Litterbox (Patreon only) but we wanted to share it with all of you. It's a First Mammal mission that involves Santa, Terry and Batman. Hold on to your cute little furry butts!

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Jar-ep16

Justice, Ideology and Shark Eggs

## Summary

The conversation for today includes vigilante justice, why TV commercials suck, ideology, the new JAR Navigator program and more. Have an excellent weekend!

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Garmak

## About

Garmak are an invasive species here on earth, and in large numbers can be very dangerous. Luckily, The SKAT-Tech (a subsidiary of SKATCAST Network) has captured them all but now they need to separate them. Do your part and get a Garmak for a small donation to SKAT-Tech, to further their Garmak research.

## Garmak Indentification

It is important to identify the type of Garmak you receive so you can understand their living requirements (and the dangers each posses). Below is a list updated by current Garmak owners of their observations:
Scs-ep14

Camping, Fairy Tales, A Pigeon Whooping Ass and Space Sh\*t!

## Summary

This is SKATCAST #14. It's NOT made for chitren! But we're NOT your parents, so do what you want to do.

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## List of Skit-Skats

Series - Skit-Skat - Start time in episode

* Inside My Mind - Great Outdoors - 3:14
* Nurse Fairy Rhymes - Three Little Pigs - 10:01
* Ambling Through Religious History - Monotheism - 15:51
* Liam the Monster Hunter - Dork of the Rings Returns - 21:46
* The Adventures of Gunner Halifax - Wanted - 33:47

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Open World Halifax

## Summary

What if Gunner Halifax had his own video game? It would be open world, it would be gory AF, filled with over the top sci-fi action, plus mini-games and it would have the f and c-words splattered throughout to make the busy-bodies and critics fall over themselves to heap praise upon it. Here is a sort of dumb sample. We didn't say it would be good. (It would be f\*cking epic!) :P

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Politi-Fight (Part 1)

## Summary

Try not to take this one to seriously, but seriously, we should just say fuck it and do politics this way. Or just vote SKYNET!

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Pink Zombie

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It's pretty obvious this week that Axe Bloodeagle spent some time listening to Rob Zombie/White Zombie when he "wrote" Pink Zombie. The nosy and annoying neighbor makes his debut as well.

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Scs-ep13

Nostalgia, Holy Bears, more Werewolves and Space Sh\*t

## Summary

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary is once again available to allow into your mind meat. It's not recommended but people do it anyway.

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Series - Skit-Skat - Start time in episode

* Inside My Mind - Nostalgia -
* Ambling Through Religious History - Elisha and the Two Bears -
* Liam the Monster Hunter - Werewolf of the Wood -
* The Adventures of Gunner Halifax - Fender-Bender of the Sith -

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Jar-ep3

TSA, Emotional Maturity and Trusting Our Parents

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Today Jeff, Shaiden and Zaq discuss a number of subjects ranging from customer service work, to TSA stories, trusting ones parents and emotional maturity.

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Dsf-ep9

Four Unique U.F.O. Stories

## Intro

On this episode Mr. Script Keeper and Mrs. Script Keeper have a conversation about four unique U.F.O. stories starting in the 1950s.

## Summary

[Story 1] "Jackie Gleason and U.F.O.s" - Lots of interesting facts and a unique story come out of looking into how interested famous actor Jackie Gleason was about U.F.O.s! This story has Nixon, Roswell and a giant collection of strange knowledge.

[Story 2] "Hudson River Invasion" - Apparently this part of New York was a hotbed of U.F.O. activity in the 80s and the amount of sightings has been described as "a swarm".

[Story 3] "Flushing Meadows Park" - Staying in New York, this is a weird stretch of a U.F.O. story, but it's super interesting. Sightings mixed with zoo animals and a splash of the Satanic panic.

[Story 4] "The Sutton Family" - After a U.F.O. sighting that even a local police officer had witnessed, the Sutton family swore they saw some weird fucking aliens on their property in rural Kentucky and had to fight them off with firearms for an entire evening.

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Jar-ep65

Weens and Whales

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This week the discussion meanders from candy and chips to marriage to government employees and into weens and whales. It's one of those kind of rides.

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Meet the Gang (Part 1)

## Summary

This is a prequel to the pilot episode of Liam the Monster Hunter. It explains a few things, is cheeky and most likely creates many insurmountable plot holes.

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Scs-ep102

Three NEW Skit-SKATs!

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Series - Skit-Skat - Start time in episode

* Talking Pets - Holiday Aftermath - 1:38
* Liam the Monster Hunter - Beard Problems - 7:28
* Book of Shmogie - Battle of Planet Halifaxia (Part 1) - 13:36

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Jar-ep46

The "My Little Sociopath" Finale

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It's Shaiden's "My Little Sociopath" finale and it is heavy. Thank you for riding with us!

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Jar-ep17

## Summary

This week, the guys talk about being remembered, focus, bad things being in service of larger better things and Jeff walks us through filming the police. There is also some debate over holidays and Shaiden discusses a potential moon war. Serious.

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Rooster

## Details

Rooster is a founding member of Lilac City Nightmare Band, the rhythm guitar player and one of two primary vocalists.

**Infulences**: U2, Live, Alice in Chains, Metallica, Greenday, Rob Zombie, Slipknot, Staind

**Gear**: Paul Reed Smith guitar / Mesa Boogie / Metal Zone pedal

**Quote**: "It's going in my solo album anyway!"

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Jar-ep50

Talking Poo

## Summary

This week Boo-Bah is back and the trio talk sh\*t about sh\*t. Poop based stories ensue. There is also something at the end that Poo-Bah and Pee-Bah learned from Boo-Bah that changed them for life...and you can too!!!? Strap up, and strap on! And have an excellent Friday!

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Revenge of the Smurfs

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Liam and Albus are hooked on "Smurfing" and it's starting to piss everyone off. Also, the king is still kidnapped. They should probably hurry.

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Man Hunt 3: The Legend of Kissinger

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For the third installment of the most grotesque Skit-SKAT in podcasting, it's a sentimental look into Man Hunt's most prolific "Man-Hunter", Henry Kissinger.

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Jar-ep59

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This week the ride has all four hosts and they decide to keep things relatively light. They talk certain food preferences, animals they would want to train and keep as pets and other stupid sh\*t that embarrasses each of their families.

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Repling to Emails

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This week's sciency show has the science things hooked up to the Script Keeper's science parts to see what it sounds like inside his head when he is behind on getting back to emails.

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Dsf-ep82

Conspiracies

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This week the Script Keepers (Mr. Script Keeper and Mrs. Script Keeper) talk about the term "conspiracy theorist", go over a couple conspiracies that turned out to be true and bloviate in the usual way.

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Jar-ep45

Here Come the Loop De Loops!

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Another loose format episode, the guys take a "Ketchup Chips Challenge", Jeff shares a wild and emotional story that happened since last week's episode and Shaiden continues his "My Little Sociopath and I" story. Prepare to experience a myriad of emotionals.

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Jar-ep38

Sgt. Stubby

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Oh the loops. Dick piercings, movie store stories, a crazy accommodation and a heart warming story about a horrible time of history. It's a lighthearted ride this week.

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