The Job Interview

***The Job Interview*** is the title of the first chapter of Belinda Blinked 1, and is the chapter covered in the very first episode of the first season of *My Dad Wrote a Porno*, released on 5 October 2015.

## Description

*In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company.*

## Featured Characters

*(In order of appearance, all making their first appearances):*

* Belinda Blumenthal
* Tony Sylvester
* Bill
* Giselle Sylvester

## Featured Locations

* Steele's Pots and Pans Head Offices (first appearance)

## Introduction

*Prior to starting the chapter, Team Porno discuss:*

* Jamie introduces the podcast, reveals the full name of the book and talks about his dad writing erotic literature
* Alice discusses the name Belinda and how she blinks instead of winking
* James says he doesn't know how he would feel if his dad wrote pornography
* The group ridicule Rocky's pen name and the name Steele's Pots and Pans in the blurb
* Team Porno discuss Belinda Blinked becoming a future franchise

## Synopsis

Belinda blinks after her job interviewer at Steele's, Tony Sylvester, asks her to remove her top, with her tight-fitting black brassiere doing overtime. Tony hangs up her coat and blouse and continues questioning her CV before asking her to remove her skirt. She does so, revealing a sexy black thong and black stockings which she doesn't apologise for, as she is an upmarket woman; she crosses her long legs, wanting to keep her private pussy area concealed. Tony gently pulls her stockings down and removes her bright red high heels, putting the stockings inside them. The MD then, surprising her, officially offers her the job of International Sales Director at Steele's Pots and Pans - on completion of a few further details. The job is worth £85,000 a year, plus a car and travel parks, so she accepts enthusiastically. Tony, recognising her agreement, walks behind her and unhooks her bra, allowing her breasts to plunge to freedom and her nipples to stand to attention. He then asks her to remove her thong, revealing her shaven pussy which would guide any viewer to the top of her vagina. Tony asks her to sit down and relax while spreading her legs wide so that he can see her internal attributes, allowing her vaginal lids to pop open. Belinda becomes wet, with liquid running down her left lower thigh, as Tony introduces himself and Bill from HR, saying that although she will report directly to him, she may need Bill's help dealing with her 28 direct staff if they need a fucking-off. Belinda asks when they are gonna fuck her, to which Tony responds that Bill never will as it's not in his area of responsibility, but Tony might depending on how hard she works. Tony says that they conducted the interview this way to prepare her for how some of her international clients will inevitably try her out. He asks her if she has any problems with this, causing Belinda to blink again and state that she is willing to do whatever she has to as long as she has Steele's backing. Tony congratulates her and dismisses Bill, asking 26-year-old, blonde and stunningly attractive Giselle to be sent in with the contract. Belinda, still naked, stands up and shakes Giselle's hand politely. Giselle holds Belinda's face in her hands and kisses her fully square on the lips with tongue, causing Giselle to strip off which doesn't take long as she doesn't have underwear on. Giselle has tits to die for and a tight ass, but Belinda feels she has better-shaped boobs and they are equal in every other way. They start fondling each other, Belinda teething on Giselle's nipples - not bad for a final interview for the job of her dreams.

## Notes

* Alice says that her erotic pen name would be Matilda Doubtfire.
* This episode features the first instance of the slightly different transition music used in the podcast's first season.
* According to Jamie, Rocky's keywords for marketing Belinda Blinked 1 on the internet are lesbian, erotica and business and leadership.
* Many characters are mentioned in the book's blurb covered in this episode but are not mentioned in the first chapter itself, including Bella Ridley, The Duchess, Peter Rouse and Jim Stirling.
* This chapter is the first mention of Rocky's infamous fixation on vaginal lids.
* In this chapter Giselle is stated to be 26 years old, contradicting the second chapter where she is said to be 24, five years younger than Belinda.