Trash Kitty

“Oh, *I love dancing!*”

Before being brought to The Under, Trash Kitty was found in a dumpster with her twin sister Stella and subsequently adopted by Erin Markey. Stella, however, was not taken in. Along with Erin, Trash Kitty lived with Vicky. The three can regularly be seen performing Wet Food on the Main Stage, though these are technically their past selves, stuck in a time loop.

### Trashketball

Trash Kitty can often be found hosting scrimmages of her favorite game, Trasketball. A large tire will be held up by a Timesprite (often swapping out if there are many players) while the others attempt to throw different objects through the center from several yards away.

Different items hold different point values, and scores are tallied after each round to determine who moves on and who doesn't. It really doesn't matter who wins, you just don't want to be last.

### Variety Hour

During the Variety Hour shows, Trash Kitty would host dance competitions. Three Timesprites would be selected to take turns dancing in the cage to portions of an upbeat song. At the end, the remaining audience members would vote via snaps on which dance they enjoyed most. A winner would be announced, and prizes given liberally to all. Finally, the entire group would join together in one big dance party.

### Party For My Broken Heart

Despite harboring a distaste for him, Trash Kitty discovered she had romantic feelings for Kitt at the most inopportune time—just before he became engaged to **Two Golden Forks/Fish**.

Trash Kitty was hesitant to accept these feelings within herself, but the unease turned to heartbreak when she heard of his engagement. To cheer herself up she formed a band with some of her Timesprite friends called Party For My Broken Heart. Over the course of several practice sessions she penned a song featuring a rap verse performed by Lil Crob (**Golden Knife**).

The song was written as a means of coping with her feelings, and Trash Kitty didn't intend to perform it for Kitt. (Though she did consider it in the beginning) Over the course of practicing it, her bitterness towards Kitt lessened until she was genuinely happy for him. She even pushed herself to show up at the joint Catler and Catlerette party to present them with a wedding gift, a golden wet food throne, built with the help of **Big Golden Dog**. She also informed them that she would join with the Knights of the Wet Food to guard the wedding ceremony, since she had been continually fighting the darkness that often pulled her away.

Shortly after presenting her gifts and well wishes, Trash Kitty agreed to perform part of her song for the couple so that Lil' Crob could exhibit her rap skills. Over the course of her performance, however, Trash Kitty wound up feeling obligated to perform the entire song. She was nervous how Kitt would react, and his reception was understandably...uncomfortable.

Kitt was proud of her for being able to move on, but he did feel it necessary to lay out his boundaries going forward. Trash Kitty was embarrassed and kept wondering if she made the right choice in performing the song. Ultimately, the two parted ways on uneasy terms, neither outright disliking the other, yet both feeling rather uncomfortable.

#### Lyrics to Party For My Broken Heart

*Trash Kitty:*

His name is Kitt E. Kat

When I met him I thought he was a rat

Then he grew on me more than he ever grew

//

His name is Kitt E Kat

He wears a funny golden hat that makes him feel so special

Something like royalty

//

When I met him he was kind of rude

But then he fed me some wet food

And he said some punny things that made my heart go ring-a-ding!

//

It was something that I never felt before

Kind of like when your feet don't touch the floor

And you feel like you're flying far above the golden shore

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I thought I'd tell him how I feel so I can make my feelings real

But he gave his heart away

And there was nothing left to say

//

So then I thought that I'd write this song

So that we could get along

But my heart breaks every time I have to sing this sing-a-long

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My name is Trash Kitty Kat, I'm much taller than a rat

And I love to dance and play that game

Everybody knows my name

//

It's Trash Kitty Kat

I don't need a funny golden hat to make me feel so special

I am trash fort royalty

//

*Lil' Crob:*

My name is Little Crob

And I like to get the job done

Rapping with Trash Kitty

Everybody knows me

I'm Miss Popularity

I'm so cute can't you see?

I'll give you a hug and a dance party

'Cuz I love you and you love me!

//

*Trash Kitty:*

His name is Kitt E Kat I hope his marriage is all that

And they live happily ever after in the Under:

Fish and Kat

//

And I'm Trash Kitty Kat

My friends love me and they snap

And we'll be together forever in the Under and that's a fact!

//

I'm Trash Kitty Kat and I'll move on and I'll be okay

And I'll eat ALL the wet food

'Cuz tomorrow's a new day

### Hunted by Stella

Trash Kitty has been scared and hiding for much of her time since the arrival of her evil twin sister Stella in The Under. Bitter about not receiving the love and attention that Trash Kitty did, Stella is determined to kill Trash Kitty as well as Vicky and the rest of the cats.

## Relationships

* Her evil twin sister from The Over is Stella
* She lived with Erin Markey and Vicky prior to coming to The Under

* At one point she had an unrequited crush on Kitt, so the relationship is still rather awkward