Yahoo Answers

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"*Let's find some awesome Yahoo Questions and give them some amazing Yahoo Answers!*"
―Erik
Yahoo Answers is the 40th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on February 29, 2016.

## Summary

Erik looks at some Yahoo Questions to give them some Yahoo Answers. First he looks at one about smelly butt and informs them that Bush did 9/11. Then he finds a question blaming Bill Clinton, so he explains what actually happened. He takes delight in the fact that he earned 2 points for answering the question. He goes to a question where a woman posts a picture of herself, and he finds a creepy comment talking about photoshopping the picture. He answers the question, but his answer gets him thinking about wiping his butt, so he makes a new question to ask about butt wiping. He answers questions about farting in class and masturbating to Facebook pics, making sure the source link to each answer is a fart video.

Erik goes to a question that's someone trying to pick a name for their kid. Erik answers the question, but he gets 0 points. Then he answers a similar question and gets his 2 points. He finds another butt wiping question and gives an eloquent answer about butt wiping, including Raysipeladygaga as his source. He posts a new Yahoo Question about Ted Cruz sucking off dingalings. Then he reminds us that there is no Yahoo Answer for the great Yahoo Question of life, but then he finds out that there actually is.

## Comments

*Bush did 9/11*
- Bigmoney

*Hey guys I work for the government and I can tell you straight up those planes were holograms. They weren't even good holograms. Also the buildings were made of C4 and Dick Cheney hit the detonator button with his ballsack. So if you want to blame someone, blame Osama Bin Laden for selling us the C4 and blame Tupac for the holograms. Check out my source below for more details.**Source(s):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlu\_80Jc\_ac*
- Bigmoney

*Yo you guys ever wipe your ass and find blood on the tissue? That's when I know I'm all fuckin done with wiping you know what I mean? But wait is it weird that I check with every wipe? Shit I need to start a new yahoo answer for this go fuck yourselves you freaks.*
- Bigmoney

*yo big money salvia here, every time i wipe i find myself compulsively checking the toilet paper. do the rest of you people do that or are you able to just tell once you’ve got a clean wipe? also when you see blood on the toilet paper does that mean you did one too many wipes? thx for answering.*
- Bigmoney

*(a toilet full of poop)*
- Anonymous

*this ones the best answer thanks*
- Bigmoney

*my cousin Ronnie used to fart so loud in class his teacher finally lost it and beat the shit out of him. Mind you this was back in the day when they still let cops become teachers so it wasn't that weird to anyone at the time. Check out my source for the video**Source(s):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-VH\_PfCuI8*
- Bigmoney

*I POP NUTS ALL DAY TO FACEBOOK, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF IT’S LIKE A BUZZFEED VIDEO WITH TWO HANDS SHOWING HOW TO MAKE A MICROWAVE PASTRY PUFF YOU CAN FIND ME STRAIGHT JIZZIN LIKE I’M TRYING TO PUT OUT A FIRE. THA END BITCH!**Source(s):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ\_O8*
- Bigmoney

*NAME IT YAHOO 9/11. BTW ITS A GIRL*
- Bigmoney

*what the fuck are you asking me for? i’m here for butt wiping questions, THA END*
- Bigmoney

*YES. Absolutely wipe your butt. Wipe your butt every chance you get. An unwiped butt is an untamed butt. Human nature tends to swing back towards the neanderthalic state of mind when left sedentary. What makes us humans, and what makes us an advanced species, is the ability to wipe our butts of poop. At some point in our evolutionary history, we reached a state of mind where we could no longer continue our days with just poop smeared all over our asses, so what did we do? Well we solved it, and that’s why today we shame those who fail to evacuate excess poop from their butt after pooping. That is our lizard brain saying, “They will not sustain the future of our species,” and we react thusly. So wipe your butt every chance you get, please. Celebrate what you have, and celebrate where you came from. Because remember, there was a time when we had to use our hands to wipe our butts. I think they still do that in Ohio. My source contains more info.**Source(s):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oey4pS\_Vh5o*
- Bigmoney

*I'm thinking he probably blew eight dudes so far*
- Bigmoney

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