Jafar

What a "Hero"

**Jafar** is the strategist and brainwasher for the Radioactive Uber Clan and Popeye's childhood friend. In addition, he also performs research and creates medicine for the klan. He is a cowardly, incompetent buffoon who's only in any position because of his friendship with Popeye. He's also into "alternative science", which would explain why his medicine is so garbage.

## Personality

Jafar is, for lack of a better term, a buffoon. He's also overconfident in his own abilities, believing himself to be a genius, and a strategist on par with some of the most famous throughout history. He folds like a piece of paper whenever he starts to encounter any difficulties, which will happen a lot. As such, he rarely, if ever heads into a fight, even with his staff in tow.

Also he seems to have a strange fixation on ripping out peoples' spines, Fredericka's in particular, due to believing that her spine would somehow make some sort of miracle cure.

## History

### Early Days

Jafar was homeschooled for most of his life, and his parents were notable for being into "alternative science." This upbringing is what lead to him becoming someone with an extremely bizarre and faulty view of how the physical world works, as well as someone with an overinflated view of their own intelligence.

### Popeye and the Klan

It's unclear when and how Jafar met Popeye. Some have said that they met when they were very young children, while others suggest that they met at Jafar's workplace. Either way, for some reason the two developed a close friendship, and Jafar ended up being one of the very first members of Popeye's klan. He is a coward, however, and contributes nothing of use, not even participating much in the RUC's acts of violence, but the RUC keeps claiming he's some sort of superhuman genius. Whether they truly believe that or if they just want to make Jafar feel better about himself is up in the air.

### Mr. Roach

There would be an incident sometime after the formation of the klan, involving a man named Mr. Roach. Jafar's parents had divorced sometime during his childhood, and he was left with his mother. His mother began dating a man named Mr. Roach, who despite his name has nothing to do with cockroaches. Jafar, for whatever reason, despised this man, and became paranoid that he was going to do something horrible to him... which never happened. Eventually he called on Popeye for help, and the RUC ganged up on Mr. Roach when he was alone and murdered him on the spot. Jafar's mother saw the whole thing transpire and went into shock, before letting out a scream. The RUC proceeded to kill her as well, with Jafar ripping out her spine and wearing it as a necklace.

RUC propaganda's version of events depict Mr. Roach as some sort of evil monster than swallowed Jafar's mother whole and infected her with some kind of "cockvirus" or something. Regardless, this was to justify the RUC's murder of Mr. Roach and to toss responsibility for the crime of killing Jafar's mother onto him as well.

### Peninsula War

#### Prelude

Jafar was actually not present for the Justice Tower Massacre, mostly staying behind in The Republic while the whole thing went down. After Popeye took over Justice Tower, Jafar moved in there to pretend to be a proper strategist to Popeye. He didn't contribute very much, but the RUC likes to pretend he does anyways.

#### During

Jafar would volunteer to head down to aid the other members in their conquest of the rest of the peninsula. He first assisted Felix by providing him worthless strategies that make them no gains. After Felix's company's first major confrontations against O'Ryan's resistance ended in miserable failure, Jafar would make an excuse for why he has to leave and ran off East into the center-south regions of the Peninsula, where he would aid Albert instead.

During his stay with Albert's forces, he would help him set up the RUC's convention "Ubercon" in one of their conquered cities. However, as it was going on, Hugo's resistance force deployed a small squad to infiltrate the convention, where they would end up raising enough havoc to crash the convention and cause Jafar to break through a window and flee with his tail between his legs again. This time, he would just run all the way back north to Popeye and avoid the frontlines altogether.

#### Demise

In the late stages of the war, after the resistance forces coalesced into a united front, a unit was sent to free the prisoners from the RUC's RUMine, and if the opportunity presented itself, assassinate Popeye while he was visiting it. The unit confronted Popeye and Jafar at the bottom of the mine right when they were about to sacrifice one of the workers to the monster living there. The unit killed the monster, but Popeye and Jafar had already fled. However, Jafar got separated from Popeye during their flight, and through some unknown circumstances, become paralyzed and lying on the ground. When Popeye returned, he took Jafar with him and buried him afterwards. It's possible Jafar died after Popeye found him, but some believe that Jafar was still alive, but Popeye thought he was dead, and had him buried alive. Either way, Popeye would hold a funeral and a rally for Jafar, who would not be heard again afterwards.

#### Legacy

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