B025 Haus of Geek Live

Promotional Poster for the Live Show

> "*What kind of bachelorette party have we...*"
> ― Jo Mama
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**Haus of Geek Live** is the twenty-fifth bonus episode of Queens of Adventure. It was a live show performed on October 9th, 2019 at Mary's Attic in Chicago. This live show featured the first adventure with the new Chicago cast, the Haus of Geek.

## Summary

*As this episode has been released as episodes seventeen and eighteen of Queens of Adventure: Legends, the full summary has been moved to those two pages. This page remains as an archive of the bonus episode release.*

A trio of drag performers, Jo Mama, Lucy Stoole, and Fox E Kim, finish their performance at the Fall Faerie Festival. Queen Titania explains that every year at the festival, they ask a group of mortals to undertake a quest for the last of the Pumpkin Spice in the dark woods. Success will grant the queens one wish each.

The trio acquire skateboards from some fey and head into the forest. They befriend a pumpkin spice addicted sprite named Poppy, retrieve a map and some magic scrolls from a clearing filled with fey animals, and impress some cats with their catwalking skills.

Deeper in the woods, they entertained some hags with their reading skills before entering a cave.

Inside the cave they disturbed a mushroom orgy and must use their varied knowledge of mushroom biology to escape the cave without being poisoned by spores or crushed by a giant fungus ball.

One of the satyrs who had watched their performance earlier asked them to perform some songs written by some of his fey friends.

Finally they reached the pumpkin patch, but blocking their way was a colossal scarecrow. Together they managed to light it on fire and sicken it to defeat, allowing them to reach their goal. Dumpy the Pumpkin greeted them and asked them to perform for him to get his spices flowing.

Queen Titania arrived to grant them wishes as a reward. Lucy wished for a consensual orgy, Fox E received skateboard lessons, and Jo was declared President.

*END*

### Characters

#### Party

* Fox E. Kim - high elf cleric
* Jo Mama - half elf fighter
* Lucy Stoole - dwarf wizard

#### NPCs

* Satyrs. Dryad, and Autumn Elladrin Audience
* Queen Titania
* Six Legged Cat (Displacer Beast)
* Popper the Pixie
* Fae Animals
	+ Dogs
	+ Bees
	+ Cats
	+ Mouse
	+ Duck
* Hags
* Mushroom Creatures
* Dumpy Pumpkin

#### Live Show Roles

* DM Matt
* Dice Boy Jimmy

## Episode Notes

### Lore

* Annually, a team of mortals are brought to the Fey Wilds to participate in a quest for the Fall Faerie Festival.

### Inspiration Earned

* Jo Mama - for her improvised orgasm
* Lucy Stoole - for her beauty
* Fox E. Kim - for her admission of skills
* All Three - Plan to distract dog
* All Three - reading challenge
* Jo Mama - Dad joke puns
* Lucy Stoole - Mushroom pun

### Memorable Quotes

* "Two truths and a lie. One: I'm Sicilian. Two: I have a Ph3..." - Fox E. Kim
* "Fox E did you drink all their pumpkin spice?" - "No, but I used it to dye this wig." - Jo Mama and Fox E. Kim
* "Paper, Rock, Scissors?" - "We don't do that here." - Jo Mama and Lucy Stoole
* "We're literally walking the runway here." - Lucy Stoole
* "I've been stuck here with these uggos." - "Hard same." - A hag and Fox E Kim
* "Are we reading each other?" - "I thought you would know that with your Ph3, Fox E." - Fox E Kim and Jo Mama
* "If that's a maternity outfit the baby's going to be malnurished." - Lucy Stoole
* "Fox E it takes you a moment to get over the gag reflex." - "You know I don't have that. We went over this." - DM Matt and Fox E. Kim
* "No, I thought I rolled a 20 and was done." - Jo Mama
* "I bet that wicker man's gonna charge us a $40 cover" - Jo Mama
* "I have been walking not skateboarding this entire time and you haven't noticed." - Fox E. Kim
* "Judy Garland was 4' 11" and my minor illusion can go up to five feet so..." - Fox E. Kim

### References

* Lizzo
* Dippin Dots
* When Harry Met Sally
* Uber
* Harry Potter Patronus
* Scrooge McDuck
* Trixie Mattel's "Oh Honey"
* Ikea
* Amazon
* White Claw
* Charlie's
* Berlin Nightclub
* Bart Simpson
* Debbie Fox (Chicago Drag Queen)
* Judy Garland (Frances Gumm) and Dorothy from Wizard of Oz
* Clue - "Flames on the Side of My Face"

### Name That Tune

* "Bang Bang" - Nicki Minaj and Arianna Grande (opening lipsync)
* "Katamari Damacy Theme" - catwalk challenge
* "Fantasy" - Mariah Carey
* "Let's Get It On" - Marvin Gaye
* "Just Around the River Bed" - Pocahontas
* "Skater Boi" - Avril Lavigne
* "What a Man" (as performed by Minnie Mouse) - surprise lipsync
* "Blue" (as performed by Goofy) - surprise lipsync
* "Simple and Clean" (as performed by Donald Duck) - surprise lipsync
* "40 Years Young" - Counting Crows
* "The Trolley Song" - Judy Garland
* "We Are Family" - Sister Sledge (finale lipsync)

## Behind the Queens

* This cast was originally scheduled to perform in May 2018, but the show had to be cancelled. As that was in the Spring, and this episode takes place at the Fall Faerie Festival, it is unclear if any of this adventure was going to be used in the previous live show's plans.

* In the 2019 Year in Review bonus episode, DMs Matt and James explained that the queens named their group Haus of Geek in honor of Chicago drag community GeekHaus.
* In this episode, none of the queens used any weapons at any time, only spells and cantrips.
* This live show was also released on youtube on July 11th, 2020 as part of the online version of the Genrethon convention.

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