Page for TNGAS/TNGAC

*Starable: TADA~!*

Madelyn/Girlfriend - Cure Red (Red/Gold)

Genesis - Melodia Mythicfly (Magenta/Bronze)

Brigadier Aurora - Prisma Iris (White/Rainbow)

Jebus Christ - Holy Hikaru (Steel/Emerald Green)

Tea - Cure Forest (Green)/Cure Daydream (Yellow)

Henry Stickmin - Timehatter (Gold)

Charles Calvin - Weatherpilot (Bronze)

Ellie Rose - Spacebandit (Silver)

Clarissa/Tankwoman - Cure Shimmer (Orange)

John Captain - Cure Messiah (Teal)

Steve - Cure Zesty (White)

Mega - Cure Flash (Black)

Rebecca - Cure Colour (Indigo)

Sayori - Limeade Tulip (Lime Teal/Pastel Blue)

Annie - Cure Cramberry (Crimson)

Pico - Cure Lime (Green)

Tac - Cure Melon (Pale Peach)

Lucian - Cure Grape (Purple)

Abby - Cure Lemon (Gold)

Ava - Cure Spring (Green)

Chris - Cure Snowdrop (Navy Blue)

Darnell - Cure Orchid (Orange)

Daisy - Cure Carnation (Rose Gold)

Rosie - Sakura Fiore (Pastel Pink/Magenta)

Yuri - Yozorahana (Indigo/Pastel Purple)

Ross - Cure Rhapsody (Navy Teal)

Cassidy/Cassette Girl - Cure Tempo (Silver)

Melania - Cure Encore (Red)

Theo Parker - Cure Symphony (Lavender)

Tabi - Cure Forte (Orange)

Tom Ridgewell - Rocking Heavymetal (Navy Blue)

Robyn - Cure Social (Purple)

Miruko - Unity Wonder (Rainbow)

Kiyo Todomatsu/Senpai - Cure King (Lavender/Black)

Jeremy/Paranoid Sniper - Cure Jack (Orange)

Nonsense - Cure Tarot (Grey)

Shujinko - Poker Jester (Bronze)

Itsumi - Cure Seaform (Teal)

Tamaria - Cure Optimist (Black)

Zinnya - Cure Bomber (Cyan)

Ted - Cure Warlight (Green)

Sarvente - Cure Saint (Lavender)

Ruvyzat - Cure Soviet (Indigo)

Taki - Cure Prayer (Navy)

Carrie - Spectrum Splitzer (Silver)

Cloud - Cure Natural (Green)

Hex - Cure Sporty (Silver)

Hunni - Cure Scent (Gold)

Carol - Cure Chorus (Rose Gold)

Garcello - Cure Misty (Teal Green)

Bonnibelle - Tenshihime (White/Pastel Blue)

Cadet Michelle - Helioshime (Orange)

Major Madison - Tsukihime (Indigo)

Matt Hargreaves - Gemrock Knight (Magenta)

Pump - Cure Party (Orange)

Spectra - Cure Spiritual (Silver)

Fluffy - Cure Mythical (Gold)

Major Alex - Cure Demonic (Crimson)

Bill - Cure Angelic (Dark Cyan)

Iyushino - Cure Lifelight (Yellow)

Bob - Cure Mighty (Black)

Opheebop - Cure Energy (White)

Wee - Cure Faithful (Blue)

Wolfie - Cure Musical (Lavender)

Flippy - Cure Purity (Emerald Green)

Skittles - Elemental Racelectro (Dark Grey)

Batty - Merry Vampbat (Indigo)

Demona - Purity Succudevil (Scarlet)

Lemon Monster - Zesty Wildmeister (Honey Yellow)

Nene - Cure Caramel (Lilac)

Ben/Boy - Cure Tart (Aquamarine)

Gale/Girl - Cure Cake (Magenta)

Pepper Demon - Cure Milkshake (Orange)

Selever - Cure Glaze (Brown)

Rasazy - Cure Cherry (Teal)

Lila - Cure Cadeau (Indigo)

Deimos - Cure Solaris (Orange)

Solazar - Cure Blesser (Teal)

Tanner - Cure Melodique (White/Gold)

Marie - Cure Ballade (Black/Silver)

Monika - Glitcherheart (Pastel Green/Grey)

Nerissa - Serenade Sirenetta (Cyan/Baby Pink)

Edd Gould - Blissing Angel (Green/Rose Gold)

Ruby - Cure Aurora (White)

Abel - Cure Orbit (Lilac)

Olley - Cure Astral (Green)

Max - Cure Planet (Black)

A.C Void - Cure Spectrum (Indigo)

Sunday - Cure Meteor (Red)

Yukichi - Cure Comet (Magenta)

Nikusa - Cure Orion (Silver)

Rudy - Space Mistress (Lavender)

Kou - Illuminate Warrior (Midnight Blue)

Gsu - Nebula Knight (Grey)

Robert - Cure Nature (Green)

Taeyai - Cure Chronos (Grey)

Raquel Vasquez - Cure Flutter (Pastel Green)

Ayana - Cure Harmonise (Orange)

Lieutenant Aubrey - Rejuvenator Healer (Teal Blue)

Roy - Cure Amber (Orange)

Meri - Cure Seashell (Pink)

Ron - Cure Harvest (Lime Yellow)

Agoti - Cure Aloe (Green)

Aldryx Andromeda - Cure Breeze (Black)

Makomelon - Cure Greenary (Lime Green)

Minji Kim - Cure Drink (Brown)

Julian T. Whitmore - Cure Salty (Orange)

Natsuki - Kodokodo Cuisine (Teal/Pastel Pink)

Sweettart - Sugarheart (Magenta/Silver)

Honeycomb - Sourstar (Green/Gold)

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(Elsewhere, in Planet Scrapheap)

(The Newgrounds Villain League had arrived there)

Damien Dearest: Alright, we have arrived.

Buggler: You who dwell in darkness. You who begrudge the light. Awaken! For we now bestow upon you an opportunity for revenge! Rise to your feet once more, Five Dastardly Bombers.... Rise! Mwahahaha!

#### Planet Bomber/Meeting the Bomberman Bros

(Meanwhile, on another unknown planet)

Narrator: Planet Bomber, the home of the Bomberman Bros., eight righteous robotic life-forms devoted to keeping the universe a safe place. Day and night, they train diligently.

White Bomber: HEY!!! I told you ALL to come to today's training! Why weren't any of you there!?

Narrator: ...Diligently...

Black Bomber: Hah! What a foolish question. Why would I need to train when I'm already perfect?

Blue Bomber: Just let me sleep a little longer.

Red Bomber: Don't worry! I'm ready to fight to defend the universe! So?! What is it you want me to blow up?!

Yellow Bomber: Oh, a butterfly! Wheee! Ahahaha...

Pink Bomber: Hey, Aqua, isn't this hairclip wonderful?

Aqua Bomber: I think it looks beautiful! But everything suits you, Big Sister.

Narrator: They train...

White Bomber: What am I gonna do with these guys?!

Green Bomber: Don't worry Big Bro! I know exactly how you feel!

White Bomber: You do, Green?? Wow! You're the only one who understands me

Green Bomber: I'm not strong like the others though. So I've been thinking about what I can do and I think I should eat a burger to build up some body though!

White Bomber: I see, I see. All right, I understand completely! You can take this money right here, and you eat all the-- Wait what?!

Green Bomber: Bah...

Narrator: Day and night, they train... not so diligently, it would seem.

White Bomber: Augh! I can't take this anymore!

(Elsewhere with The Newgrounds Hero Alliance)

Zack: Beep- 🌀\_🌀 Owch...

Pico: Okay, where the fuck are we in this planet!?

Yukichi: This planet is called "Planet Bomber".

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Damien Dearest: Calling all intelligent life-forms across space

Madelyn: DAD!? MOM!?

Darnell: Then, who is this devious looking scientist?

Buggler: I am Emperor Buggler, this universe's new ruler!

The Newgrounds Hero Alliance: WHAT?!?

Maizono Mearest: As the first stage of our intergalactic conquest, we have taken the liberty of seizing control of the five main planets of the Starry Sky Solar System. Before long, the planets that you inhabit shall too meet the same fate.

Damien Dearest: If you value your lives, bow down and accept us as your rulers!

Buggler: If you disagree, of course, you are always free to challenge our faithful followers, the Five Dastardly Bombers, to battle! If you have the courage and the strength to do so, of course!

The Newgrounds Villain League: MWAHAHAHA!!

Nene: Well shit.

Charles Calvin: What do we do?!

White Bomber: Uh oh! This is bad! Looks like it's down to all of us to save the universe! Come on, everyone! Bomberman Bros., let's go!

(But none of them listening)

Flippy: They’re not listening, White.

White Bomber: I said, LET'S GO!!!!

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Blue Bomber: Just another 24 hours, 52 minutes...

Yellow Bomber: Ahahaha! Wheee!

Pink Bomber: But what about our packed lunches?

Aqua Bomber: I can't take part in any violence...

Green Bomber: But I'm scared!

White Bomber: JUST GET IN!!!

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(The Bomber Shuttle then begin to prepare a takeoff)

Narrator: And so, the battle between the Bomberman Bros., The Newgrounds Hero Alliance and The Newgrounds Villain League begins! White must fight to restore intergalactic peace! The Bomberman Bros. must fight to find some enthusiasm! The fate of the entire universe rests on your shoulders!

(The title then begins to read out *The Newgrounds’ Adventures of Super Bomberman R* as Yukichi narrates out the said title)

Yukichi: (narrates) The Newgrounds' Adventures of Super Bomberman R!

### World 1: Planet Technopolis

(In the fifth planet)

Narrator: Planet Technopolis, the fifth and outermost planet of the Starry Sky Solar System. Whose surface is now completely mechanized.

White Bomber: Planet Technopolis, looks like The Newgrounds Villain League have already turned it into a base.

Aqua Bomber: S-So, are we going to head straight in...?

Pico: DUH! Yeah.

White Bomber: No, we need to avoid any unnecessary combat. Our top priority is freeing the people of this planet. They must be imprisoned somewhere around here.

Aqua Bomber: I hope we can resolve this as peacefully as possible.

(Until the explosion is heard which turns out to be Red Bomber and Nexyn)

Red Bomber: All right!! Let's go! Red Bomber's ready to bomb!

Nexyn: (holding his butcher knife) And I'm ready to kill 'em all!!

2BDamned: NEXYN!!!

White Bomber: Hey!! What are you and Nexyn doing Red?!

Red Bomber: A true hero NEVER hesitates! Anyway, explosions are the only thing that bad guys understand! C'mon! LET'S DO THIS!!

Deimos: Now that’s my language!!

Tom Ridgewell: Guys!! We have to be careful!!

White Bomber: Wait a minute--!

Red Bomber: Here, take this!!

White Bomber: HEY!! WE SAID WAIT!!

(They watch Red Bomber and Nexyn ambush around when they didn't know the alarm has been sounded off, alerting their arrival)

Aqua Bomber: Will they be alright?

Sanford: This is Nexyn ya talking about. He's gonna be fine. But I don’t know about Red though.

(Elsewhere...)

Yenaseia: Hehehe! So here you are, you meddling intruders!

Magnet Bomber: We're impressed that you managed to make it this far, but you'll wish you never did! Before arriving here, you'll have to make your way past the multitude of mazes that we have placed in waiting for you...

Yenaseia: The swarms of security robots, the thousands of traps- (Until it was interrupted when the explosion and ambush is heard)

Magnet Bomber: Traps... Traps?!

(The two villains then get surprised by Nexyn and Red Bomber)

Magnet Bomber and Yenaseia: WWAAAAAAHH!!!

Hank J Wimbleton: (looks around left and right) Huh? Hmm? What's this place?

Yenaseia: What do you all think your doing?! That's NOT the entrance!

Magnet Bomber: What about all our mazes?! WHAT ABOUT ALL OUR TRAPS?!!

Nexyn: Hey, that little dude's mad about something.

Magnet Bomber: DON'T CALL ME "LITTLE"!!! I am Magnet Bomber, one of the Five Dastardly Bombers, and the commanding officer of this base!

Sky: What?? Yenaseia, you’re teaming up with a kid!?

Magnet Bomber: I'M NOT A KID!! Think you can make a fool out of me, hmm?!

The Newgrounds Hero Alliance: (Bluntly) Yes.

Yenaseia: Now you made us mad! Just you watch! We don't care how much you beg and cry!

Magnet Bomber and Yenaseia: We're going to crush all of you into pieces!

Pico: (takes out two of his guns) LET’S GO!

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(After the boss fight, Aqua Bomber tried to stop the fight between Red Bomber, Nexyn, Magnet Bomber and Yenaseia)

Aqua Bomber: Come on the four of you! Why don't you just—?

Yenaseia: AAAAARRGGGH!! NO!!

Magnet Bomber: We haven't lost yet! **WE HAVEN'T LOST YET!!!**

Red Bomber: Fine by us! We can bomb all day buddy!

Nexyn: And slay!

Aqua Bomber: Stop, violence never got anyone anywhere. If we just talk this through--

Yenaseia: SHUT UP!! Get out of our way!

(Yenaseia and Magnet Bomber harshly shove Aqua as Red saw this in shock and Nexyn in surprise)

Red Bomber: H-Hey! We wouldn't do that if we were you!

Yenaseia: Oh, what's that? Scared, are you?

Aqua Bomber: I said...

Red Bomber: Calm down, Aqua! C'mon, apologize! APOLOGIZE, NOW!

Magnet Bomber, Yenaseia and Nexyn: (confused) Wait what??

(The others then realize what Aqua's going to do)

Aqua Bomber: NO MORE...

Magnet Bomber, Nexyn, Red Bomber and Yenaseia: WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Aqua Bomber: ***VIOLENCE!!!!!***

(Aqua Bomber then unleashed her super powerful uppercut at the four of them)

Magnet Bomber, Red Bomber and Yenaseia: AAAH! WE'RE SORRY!!!!

Nexyn: SAVE ME DOC!!!!

(Sayori, Monika, Kiyo, Skid, Ross and Deimos watch them blasting off)

Deimos: Holy shit!

Pink Bomber: (sighs) That's what they get for getting Aqua mad!

Black Bomber: Oh, Aqua's scarier than anyone when she's angry.

Aqua Bomber: Hmph!

Ross: Uh, should we find Nexyn and Red, guys?

Monika Akasawa: Yes, we should.

#### World 2: Planet Timbertree

(In the fourth planet)

Narrator: Planet Timbertree, the fourth planet of the Starry Sky Solar System. Lush and rich in natural resources and where ancient ruins lie sleeping.

Lila: Whoa, Planet Timbertree..

White Bomber: The forest conservation animaloids are running rampant, it seems they're under the control of The Newgrounds Villain League. Apparently, the device transmitting the signal controlling them is somewhere in these woods.

Skid and Fluffy: Well, good luck, Fren White!

Blue Bomber: We'll just wait here for you and take a nap.

Black Bomber: This backwater planet is no place for a cool a guy like me.

John Captain: We're ALL going! ALL OF US!

(Unaware to all of them that Yellow heads off somewhere)

Roy: If we chicken out now, we won't be able to bring peace to the universe.

(White Bomber and Roy then gets startled by a robotic snake)

White Bomber and Roy: WAAH!

Jason: What's wrong?

White Bomber: Nothing, never mind! Anyway, all of you stick close to me! It's dangerous here, so make sure you don't get separated, no matter--

Pink Bomber: Ummm, guys...?

Ross: Ugh! What is it?!

Skid: Fren Yellow isn't here.

White Bomber: Oh, is that all? Yellow is always wandering off somewhere. He's always... always...

(White Bomber, Lila, Spectra and Robert then realize in shock on where Yellow Bomber is wandering)

Spectra: Where’s Fren Yellow at?!

(Meanwhile with Yellow Bomber)

Yellow Bomber! Ahahahahaha! Wait Mr. Butterfly! Wait!

(Later, Yellow Bomber then encountered Golem Bomber and Corrupt)

Yellow Bomber: Hey there! (offering flowers) Here! You sure are big! Wanna play?

(Golem Bomber then scans Yellow Bomber)

Golem Bomber: Ooough...?

(But before Golem Bomber can respond, White Bomber, Lila, Pump and Dalia stops him)

White Bomber, Lila, Pump, and Dalia: WAIT!!!

Pump: That's one of the Dastardly Bombers?!

Lila: And Corrupt!!

Dalia: Get your hand off our little friend right now!

(Golem Bomber stands up even more)

White Bomber: J-J-Just because you two are big! W-W-We're not scared of you!

(Golem Bomber then scans White Bomber, Pump, Lila and Dalia)

Golem Bomber: OOOOUGAH! OOOOUGAH! Bombermen enemy! Newgrounds enemy! Destroy enemies!

Corrupt: KAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Say your prayers, heroes!

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(After the boss battle, Golem Bomber and Corrupt are seen defeated)

Golem Bomber: OOUGH?

(Golem encounters a paper reading "See you again soon!" and a flower by Yellow Bomber as it seems that Golem is accepting Yellow's friendship, much to Corrupt's disgust and annoyance as he leaves the planet)

### World 3: Planet Brainwave

(In the third planet)

Narrator: Planet Brainwave, the third planet of the Starry Sky Solar System. This digitized planet is controlled by a single super-sized brain.

Green Bomber: Uhhh, guys, why is everyone asleep?

White Bomber: Hmmm... I think the consciousnesses of the people of this planet might be trapped inside the cyber network.

Zarella: Seriously?!? You mean Blue is-?!

White Bomber: He's just sleeping.

Madelyn: Are you sure about this? We're frightened!

White Bomber: Don't worry, I know it's scary, but let's do it

Hex: We're the only ones who can dive into cyberspace and defeat whatever's causing this!

(Then they encounter an electronic lock)

White Bomber: Okay... So to remove the electronic lock... If I just do this... and then... hmmm...

Blue Bomber: What's taking so long...?

White Bomber: Well, why don't you do it!? This is your field, isn't it?!

Blue Bomber (yawns): But I'm sleepy...

Ted: This is it...

Edd Gould: Yeah...

White Bomber: All right, Now if I just do this...?

(Unaware to all of them, they are being spied by the shadows of Phantom Bomber and Tim)

Tim: Hehehehe! So you all have arrived!

Phantom Bomber: Welcome to our cybermaze, Bombermen! Let us start of easy and have a look at what you've got!

(Back with The Bomberman Bros., The Newgrounds Hero Alliance and their allies)

White Bomber: If we access the central system from here, we should be able t free the people who are trapped in cyberspace.

(Until they see Yellow Bomber touching something)

White Bomber: Hey! Yellow, don't touch that!

2BDamned: YELLOW NO!!

(Tim and Phantom Bomber then appears)

Tim: Mwahahahaha! What fools! You walked right into our clutches without even realizing it!

Steve: Fuck. Tim’s here...

Ayana: And who is that cloaked looking Dastardly Bomber??

Phantom Bomber: I am Phantom Bomber, the strategic mastermind of the Five Dastardly Bombers! The whole of cyberspace is completely under our control; you have played right into our hands!

Tim: Come, let us see your faces contorted with fear; let us see those expressions of utter despair!

(But this monologue bores Blue Bomber as he continues to sleep)

Tim: Ahem! (groans) You there! Yes, you there! Wake up! Can you not see that we're talking to you?!

Lemon Monster: Ummm... Blue, I think they're mad at you.

Blue Bomber: Huh? I always doze off when someone drones on... (continues to sleep)

Phantom Bomber: AAAAAARRGGHH!!! Now you've done it!!

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(After the boss fight, White, 2BDamned, Joanna, Itsumi, Void and Natsuki take turns in finding right code but they can't get it right)

Natsuki Harusaki: DAMNIT! It won't open!

A.C Void: If we don't log out right now, we'll be swallowed up as cyberspace collapses!

(2BDamned, Joanna, Itsumi, Void and Natsuki then scream and panic as they run around in circles while Tim and Phantom Bomber recovered their defeat)

Tim: Fool! It's no use! The electronic lock can never be removed! Not even with the most powerful supercomputer in the universe!

Phantom Bomber: You shall perish together with this planet's cyberbrain!

Tim and Phantom Bomber: MWAHAHAHAHA!

Green Bomber: Hey, Big Bro, Blue! Come on, it's time to do your thing!

Blue Bomber: (yawns) But I don't wanna...

Sarvente: Aww, that's a shame.

Green Bomber: White was saying how once we get out of here, he'd buy you one of those Ultra-Luxury Soft-Sleep Pillows from Kaboomingdale's, the best kind.

White Bomber and Blue Bomber: Hmm?

Nene: Actually, I think he was saying something about buying you some of those Ultra-Powered Earplugs you've been wanting, the ones with black hole-level sound level absorption.

(Blue then looks at the code as he starts pressing out button to button until he got it right)

White Bomber, Phantom Bomber, Tim, Zack and Hank J Wimbleton: WHOA!!!!

Nerissa: Well done, Blue! That was incredible!

Blue Bomber: Wake me up when the Super Soft-Sleep Pillows from Kaboomingdale's arrives...

Tim: N-N-No! Impossible!

Phantom Bomber: Our cybersystem! Our perfect cybersystem! Destroyed... by these fools?!

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### A Rap Battle with White Bomber

(Inside of the Bomber Shuttle)

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### World 4: Planet Lalaland

(In the second planet)

Narrator: Planet Lalaland, the second planet of the Starry Sky Solar System. Once an arctic wasteland, terraforming transformed into an "entertainment planet", home to a giant theme park.

White Bomber: The climate-control machine must have cut out, reverting the temperature back to how it was before the terraforming

Yellow Bomber: Snow! Ahahaha! Whee!

Robyn: What’s this? (Sarcastically) A Winter-

Lemon Monster: (cuts Robyn off) HORRORland!

Robyn: Shut up, Lemon Freak.

White Bomber: The machine should be somewhere in this park.

Black Bomber: Theme parks? Humph! Theme parks are for women and children, not for a cool and sophisticated bomberman like me

White Bomber: You're just saying that to slack off again! And what are you complaining about? It's definitely cool here.

Pink Bomber: The Planet Lalaland theme park, big sis used to love this place.

Aqua Bomber: Oh, our big sister who had an accident; back before we were made?

Nerissa: Huh? You guys had another sister?

Pink Bomber: Yeah Nerissa. That's right. Originally, there were supposed to be nine of us...

Skittles: Come on, Pink!

Pink Bomber: Oh! Hold on, coming!

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Karaoke Bomber and Cassandra: Ohh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

(Then the spotlights flickered)

Cassandra: Welcome to our "stage"!

Pico: Cuntssandra?!

Roy: Uhh... this Dastardly Bomber?

Karaoke Bomber: I am Karaoke Bomber! Dazzling beauty of the Dastardly Bombers, and the most coveted star in the entire universe!

Black Bomber and Roy: A g-g-girl?!

Cassandra: So, you don't like girls then?

Black Bomber: W-W-We never fight g-g-girls! It's a-against o-our...

Karaoke Bomber: Hmmm? Speak up you two! What's a big, handsome Bomberman and a Hatzgang like the two of you mumbling that for? Come on, look us in the eye!

Black Bomber and Roy: (stammering and whining as they’re turning red)

Green Bomber: Woah! They're turning to red!

Roman: Uh, are they gonna turn into Red Pandas?

Pink Bomber: Hold it right there! They're too young for this! They need to find a nice girl.

Cassandra: And what do you think you're doing? How dare you two push US!?

Karaoke Bomber: Looks like you need to be taught what happens when you mess with the interstellar stars: You need to hear our song.

Nene, Darnell and Zinnya: Aw shit...

Zack, Tabi and Hex: Your song?!

Madelyn, Ayana and Hunni: What song?!

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(After the boss battle, most of the heroes nearly collapsed in exhaustion from the horrific song)

Taeyai: (panting) We won! That was the most horrific singing we've ever heard, our heads still ringing! (then sees that Karaoke Bomber and Cassandra had recovered their defeat) Huh?

Karaoke Bomber: Hmph! We're impressed Bombermen!

Cassandra: But we shall have our revenge!

(The smoke then appears as the two villains begin to retreat)

White Bomber: W-Wait a minute! Is that...?

Cassandra and Karaoke Bomber: Ohh-ho-ho-ho!

Pink Bomber: Big Bro, what's wrong?

White Bomber: She dropped this.

Pink Bomber: (looks at the heart shaped pendant) This is... (then realized) I gave this to my big sis, Pretty. Why did she have it?!

White Bomber: I'm not sure. But maybe-

Black Bomber: You don't mean? You think she's, Pretty, our scrapped sister??

Pink Bomber: What?! But she CAN'T be!

### World 5: Planet Scrapheap

(In the first planet)

Narrator: Planet Scrapheap, the innermost planet of the Starry Sky Solar System. Filled with the scrap metal, machinery, and by-products of the industrialised planets, its entire surface is a giant waste disposal plant. It is devoid of all life except for the plant workers and their families.

Sarvente: Oh dear... what is this place??

Black Bomber: A graveyard for robots, it seems-

(Until they encounter some plasma attacks and bullets and they dodge them)

Ronald: Who's there?!

Gabriel Updyke: Dodge our attack, huh? You live up to the rumors, heroes.

Joanna: G-G-GAAH!!

Carol: UPDYKE?!

Hex: Who's that dastardly bomber!?

Plasma Bomber: I am Plasma Bomber, the fifth of the Five Dastardly Bombers, and the last foe you will all face! You've done well to come this far, Newgrounds Hero Alliance, We're impressed by your strength, truly we are.

Gabriel Updyke: However, ultimately, it is we, The Newgrounds Villain League, who shall emerge victorious! And it is we, Gabriel Updyke...

Plasma Bomber: ...and Plasma Bomber, who shall defeat you!

Red Bomber and Hank J Wimbleton: HAHA!!! TIME FOR THE BOSS FIGHT!!!

Plasma Bomber: Do not be so hasty; think of this as a simple "greeting".

Gabriel Updyke: We prepared a stage befitting of our final battle, we shall be waiting you there.

White Bomber: Wait! Why are you making innocent people suffer like this?!

Gabriel Updyke: If you wish to know the answer, then come and find us. We shall be waiting for you there.

Whitty: COME BACK HERE!!

Zack: LET’S GO!!

(White Bomber, Zack, Whitty, Madelyn and Ruvyzat then confront Plasma Bomber and Updyke)

Gabriel Updyke: So...

White Bomber: We've come to get an answer to our question! Why are you and The Newgrounds Villain League keep hurting innocent people like this?!

Gabriel Updyke: Why is it that YOU risk everything for the sake of lowly organic lifeforms?!

Plasma Bomber: As fellow robots, we should be working to eradicate them. Look at this planet! They create machines, tire of them...

Gabriel Updyke: ...and discard them, like this! Mark our words, one day they WILL tire of you too! NOW do YOU STILL insist of protecting them?!

Madelyn: Protecting the universe is the reason we ALL exist!

Gabriel Updyke: It seem reasoning with all of you is futile! We will never see eye-to-eye, after all!

Plasma Bomber: Very well, only battle remains! We shall here and now!

Gabriel Updyke and Plasma Bomber: Come at us, Bombermen! Give us your all!

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(After the boss fight, Updyke and Plasma Bomber fell to their defeat)

Gabriel Updyke: Is this it? It can't be!

Plasma Bomber: We shall not rest until we've taken vengeance against the organic lifeforms that threw us away like yesterday's trash!

(One of the worker's kid then appears)

Gabriel Updyke: Who's there?!

Worker's kid: Huh?!

Plasma Bomber: One of the worker's kids!?

White Bomber: Watch out! Get back!

(White tried to defend the kid but Plasma Bomber and Updyke recover their defeat and begin to capture the defenseless White, much to the horror and shock of Bomberman Bros. and Newgrounds Hero Alliance)

Zack, Madelyn, Pico, Newgrounds Hero Alliance and Bomberman Bros: WHITE BOMBER!!!

Plasma Bomber: Hah! The table have turned! Leaving yourself unguarded to protect the child.

Gabriel Updyke: You shall pay your kindness with your lives!

One of the worker's kid: STOP!!

(This causes Plasma Bomber to realize)

Plasma Bomber: Huh?! What are these memories? I'm... I'm... AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!

(Updyke sees this in shock as he begin to flee, while in the memory)

Plasma Bomber: I remember! I too was a robot to protect mankind! I was loved by the people, and I too loved them in return! What... what have I been doing all this time...?

White Bomber: Plasma Bomber!!

(Back to reality)

Damien Dearest: So your memories have returned?!

Maizono Mearest: Ugh! Useless piece of scrap! This is what we get for resurrecting old junk!

Plasma Bomber: Huh?!?

Buggler: You are a puppet! You do not need a will of your own!

(They start electrocuting Plasma Bomber unconsciously for what happened as he scream in pain)

Sayori Aimura: That's Buggler?!

Pink Bomber: And The Newgrounds Villain League?!

John Captain: So it WAS them who was controlling everyone all along!

Damien Dearest: Haha!! So this is the Bombermen, aren't they?!

Buggler: And Newgrounds Hero Alliance! Not one but a plenty of looking little dwarves!

Cassidy: HEY!!

Maizono Mearest: We never imagined a bunch of puny magical pygmies like them would cause us so much trouble! Very well, we shall have to take matters into our own hands!

Red Bomber: Oh, yeah?!

Roy: Just you try it pal!

Nerissa: Yeah, you heard them!

Black Bomber: You'll have to defeat me, the ultra perfect Black Bomber! Well, uh, after you defeat White and the angel, the demon and the redhead of course!

White Bomber, Zack and Madelyn: Wait what?!

Pico: (sarcastically) Wow, thanks Black...

Maizono Mearest: Mwahahaha! Big talk, little meen!

Buggler: Very well! Come up into space and we shall finish this once and for all!

### World 6: Black Hole/The Final Battle

(In the black hole)

Zinnya: What the fuck!?

Green Bomber: Hey, look! Where's the sun gone?

Blue Bomber: He's trying to convert the stellar energy into matter to transform it into a Black Hole... (yawns)

Julian T. Whitmore: A Black Hole?!

John Captain: Wait a second... you mean, they only captured those other planets in order to divert our attention?

Maizono Mearest: Mwahahaha! That is precisely right!

Buggler: This black hole will expand infinitely, soon swallowing up this whole solar system and eventually devouring the entire universe. But do not fear, Bombermen and Newgrounds Hero Alliance! You all shall not bear witness to its destruction.

Damian Dearest: Because we will send you all to the scrap heap where you all belong, RIGHT NOW!

(Five Dastardly Bombers then transformed to Great Gattaida)

Buggler: Go forth, Five Dastardly Bombers! We hope you can finally prove to your worth to us, like the puppets that you are!

Pink Bomber: Pretty...!

Keith: Oh fuck!!

Taki: Oh this isn't holy...

Abby: We gotta stop those fucking maniacs now!!

A.C Void: Yeah! Abby’s right!

Salty: Let’s go!

White Bomber: How... how could you Newgrounds Villain League?! We'll never forgive you!

Zack: GET THEM TEAM!!

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(Until The Great Gattida is seen being burned up after the boss fight)

Damien Dearest: Mwahahahahaha! Think you've won already, do you?

Maizono Mearest: Do not make us LAUGH!

Buggler: We are ONLY just getting started, Bombermen!

Buggler, Damien Dearest and Maizono Mearest: Now, we shall show you OUR TRUE STRENGTH!!

All Villains: NGGGGAAAAUUUGGHHH!!!!! (they start to grow big and form out along with The Newgrounds Villain League members the one and only Ultimate Newgrounds Villain League to the shock and surprise to every heroes)

All Heroes: WHOA!!

Ron: THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!!

Yellow Bomber: He's big!

Zack, White Bomber, Skid, Pump, Madelyn and John Captain: Wait! Wh-WHAT?!

Black Bomber: We'd like to think of ourselves as the big men around town, but we don't stand against this guy!!

(Plasma Bomber then appears who is now free from the brainwashing)

Plasma Bomber: Heroes! Don't give up!

Zack: (shocked and stunned) Plasma Bomber! You're alive!?

Plasma Bomber: Only just...! But thanks to all of you, my head is clear now!

(Pretty Bomber then appears also free from being brainwashed)

Pink Bomber: Pretty! You are my big sis Pretty, aren't you?

Pretty Bomber: We can save the happy reunion for later! Right now we need to defeat the low-lives that's been controlling us!

(Phantom Bomber then appears being free from the brainwashing)

Phantom Bomber: Now that we're in control of ourselves again, we can use their system against them to steal energy from that Black Hole.

Plasma Bomber: If we do that, you should be able to fight them even in giant form!

Pump: You're going to help us?

(Magnet Bomber and Golem Bomber then appears now free from being brainwashed)

Magnet Bomber: Hmph! Hate to admit, but it looks like we're going to let all the heroes bring back the spotlight this time!

Golem Bomber (in agreement in bringing back peace): OOUGH!

White Bomber: Thank you! All of you! All right! It's time for our final battle!

White Bomber, Zack and Madelyn: Bomberman Bros. and Newgrounds Hero Alliance, LET'S GO!!

All Heroes: Okay!!

(Until White and the Leaders starts to grow to big)

Damien Dearest: What?! How dare you?!

Buggler: You meddling little..! Very well, now that it's come to this, we shall simply bury you for all eternity in the deepest and darkest depths of space!!!???

### Ending/“HERO”

(

Damien Dearest: NOOOO!!! But... but... How...?! H-How can this be?!

Maizono Mearest: Remember this, though, Bombermen: It was the evil in the hearts of lifeforms across the universe that created us.

Buggler: As long as that evil does not disappear, we shall always... always return!

(All villains as well as The Black Hole then vanishes. White Bomber and The Leaders return to their normal size. The Bomber Shuttle tows away the broken Judge Gwinbee)

Fluffy: WE DID IT!!!

Plasma Bomber: It's over...

Zack and White Bomber: Yeah...

White Bomber: Alright, let's all head back to Planet Bomber!

All Heroes: Okay!

Narrator: And so, with the battle between the Bomberman Bros., Newgrounds Hero Alliance and Newgrounds Villain League now over, peace is restored once more. Several months later, The Bomberman Bros. and Newgrounds Hero Alliance are showered with praise for saving the universe. The siblings have all turned over a new leaf and each and every day undergoing harsh and rigorous training... or not so it seem.

White Bomber: Huh?? Where is everyone?

Aqua Bomber: Well, today is our day off.

Joanna: So the others were all talking about going on a trip somewhere.

White Bomber: But I told EVERYONE to come to today's training! AUGH!! WHY DOES NO ONE EVER LISTEN TO ME?!

Zack: Chill White, it might be somewhere you like!

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(HERO (The Newgrounds' Adventures of Super Bomberman R Version) starts to played)

Pretty Bomber: You are the only hero in the world that I see

You just the right one for me

Zack: They say it may only happens once

And I believe they may be right

Steve: Cause I saw you there

Nene: And you were like love at first sight

Sarvente: You weren't wearing a shiny cape

Like books and stories but your smile was real

Ruvyzat: And I knew you were the one I wanted

Pink Bomber: I fell head over heels

Pretty Bomber: People don't believe me

When they see your face

You are just a guy next door

Madelyn and Ayana: I don't care if they don't understand

You hold my hand so I won't ask for more

Pretty Bomber, Zack, Skid and Roman: You are the only hero in the world that I see

You are just the right one for me

Pump, Spectra and Fluffy: And I remember how it felt the first time we met

You were shy, But I knew suddenly

Taki, Ruvyzat and Sarvente: That your would be my hero as you reached for my hand

Nothing over-romantic and planned

Pink Bomber, Genesis, Zarella, Joanna and Hex: But you just stopped and looked at me like someone who cares

And I knew right there:

No ordinary love

Carol and Nexyn: Sometimes it's just the little things

The way you hold the door for me

Rasazy, Sayori Aimura and Monika Akasawa: Or you call me up

And take me on trips to the sea

Madelyn and Nerissa: Remember when you snuck away

And bought a flower one day at the park

Spectra: And our friends said that we were so silly

But you melted my heart

Jason: I think of the moment

When I needed help

You stood by my side like that

Pink Bomber and Annie: That's a day that I'll picture for sure,

Much better even than a photograph

Sunday, Ruby, Zarella and Daisy: You are the only hero in the world that I see

You are just the right one for me

Yuri Dokuda and Natsuki Harusaki: And I remember how it felt the first time we met

You were shy,

But I knew suddenly

Pretty Bomber, Kiyo Todomatsu and Cass: That you would be my hero as you reached for my hand

Nothing over-romantic and planned

Aldryx Andromeda and Roman: But you just stopped and looked at me

Like someone who cares

CJ, Zinnya, Miruko Ashino and Lila: And I knew right there:

No ordinary love

Pretty Bomber, Madelyn, Nene and Lila: Please be mine forever

Zack, Pico, Skid and Pump: Please be mine forever

Pink Bomber, Robyn, Carol, Zarella and Annie: We can fly wherever

Spectra, Whitty, Kapi, Hex and Garcello: We can fly wherever

Kelsey: And we can float around, with one foot on the ground

Our wishes in the sky

Ross, Monika Akasawa, Sarvente and Cassidy: All the time, whenever

Hank J Wimbleton, Ronald, Ruvyzat, Kiyo Todomatsu and Sayori Aimura: All the time, whenever

Ellie Rose, Sky, Tea and Joanna: In my mind forever

Henry Stickmin, Genesis, Cesar Fever and Hex: In my mind forever

Nerissa and Clarissa: Always like the day

You came my way, here to stay

Pretty Bomber: You are the only hero in the world that I see

You are just the right one for me

Steve, Robert, Nexyn and 2BDamned: And I remember how it felt the first time we met

You were shy,

But I knew suddenly

Major Alex, Tac, Lucian, Abby and Agoti: That you would be my hero as you reached for my hand

Nothing over-romantic and planned

Aldryx Andromeda, Taeyai, Itsumi and Salty: But you just stopped and looked at me

Like someone who cares

And I knew right there

Bill, Shujinko and Bonnibelle: And I knew right there

Pretty Bomber, Rasazy, Taki, John Captain and Ruby: And I knew right there

No ordinary love

(

(End of the Adventure)

## The Newgrounds and Castle Crashers

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## The Newgrounds’ Adventures of Freedom Planet

(The adventure begins on the Kingdom of Shuigang, and an unknown ship flying towards the Palace. The Scene then changes to show the interior of the Palace, where the Soldiers are investigating a strange, green glow coming from out of the floor. Suddenly, the unknown ship breaks out of the floor and charges through the Palace. As it breaks through several columns, it deploy a squad of Shade Elites to attack the resisting Soldiers, overwhelming them without difficulty. A Chopper flies in to provide air support by firing missiles at the Shade Elites, until Lord Brevon, the leader of the invading forces, reveals himself. The Soldiers fire on him, but their shots had no effect, much to their shock. Brevon grins as he brandishes a poison-coated knife, ready to make his move.)

Lord Brevon: My turn...

(The Screen turns black as Brevon rips through the Soldiers and Choppers without difficulty. He and his troops are then seen marching through the Palace towards the Throne Room, where the King of Shuigang is waiting for them. The King stands up from the Throne as Brevon and his troops approach him, surprised by how easily these invaders have broken through his defenses.)

King of Shuigang: How did this happen?! Our walls are impenetrable!

Lord Brevon: Your floor isn't.

King of Shuigang: Well then... if death is what you seek then I will gladly provide it!

(Brandishing a large axe, the King leaps forward and attempts to attack Brevon. He destroys at least one Shade Elite, but misses the Warlord, who signals the other Shade Elites to fire on the King, wounding him. Brevon then walks up to the injured King, brandishing his knife.)

Lord Brevon: There is no reason to be hostile, your majesty. In fact, you should be proud. Your son is moments away from inheriting the throne.

The King's Son, Prince Dail, is shown being held captive, and the King is immediately stricken with fear.

King of Shuigang: Dail!

Prince Dail: I tried, father!

King of Shuigang: What do you want with us?!

Lord Brevon: How shall I explain this... I'm gifting your son with my knowledge.It will make him the most powerful ruler you world has ever known... and he will answer to no one but me.

(Brevon takes his knife and beheads the King without mercy. Dail helplessly watches in horror as his Father is killed right in front of him.)

Prince Dail: (gasps) No...! MURDERER!!

(Dail attempts to attack Brevon, but the Warlord easily grabs the Prince by the throat.)

Lord Brevon: Prepare the snatcher.

(As the Shade Elites leave to seize control of the Palace, Syntax, a floating Robotic AI, enters the Throne Room and approaches Brevon and Dail. The Screen turns black as Dail screams in pain under a pulsating sound.)

(The Scene changes to show the Kingdom Stone, the main and only source of energy on Avalice. The voice of the Royal Magister, leader of the Kingdom of Shang Tu, can be heard.)

Magister (voiceover): A crisis has befallen our world. For centuries, we have depended on the Kingdom Stone... but it's strength is fading. It cannot keep up with our growing demands for energy. The prince of Shuigang, poisoned with madness over the death of his father, has spread machines across the land to steal energy from other Kingdoms. Tensions are growing, and I fear that war may be inevitable.

(The Screen fade to black then to white, going to the title reading The Newgrounds' Adventures of Freedom Planet as White Bomber, Madelyn and Kou narrates out the said title)

White Bomber, Madelyn and Kou: The Newgrounds' Adventures of Freedom Planet!

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(They then encounter two people, them being Kou and Gsu)

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(The screen elevates up to the top of a cliffside with a lone tree. The Dreadnought is then seen crash landing on Avalice, in the Snowfields near the Kingdom of Shuigang. As the dust settles from the crash, Lord Brevon is then seen jumping out of the ship and onto a nearby cliff, enraged by crash landing)

Lord Brevon: NO!!!

(Three days later, in a valley to the east...)

(A burning spacecraft is seen flying over Valley Region, shortly before being shot down by a group of Shuigang Choppers. Meanwhile, A Dragon Girl named Sash Lilac is seen with her best friend: a Wildcat called Carol Tea. The two friends are idling in the Valley)

Carol Tea: I can't wait! This is gonna be the best Charge-Up ever!

Sash Lilac: Just take from the rich, okay?

Carol Tea: Got it!

Sash Lilac: You swear?

Carol Tea: Pinky swear!

(Suddenly a piece of the spacecraft lands near them, catching their attention)

Carol Tea: Huh?

(Lilac & Carol looks up and notices the spacecraft flying over and crash landing in Dragon Valley)

Sash Lilac: (gasps)

(Being of a good-hearted nature, Lilac decides to go to the crash site and check for survivors, but Carol, who was less interested in the crash, tries to stop her)

Carol Tea: Where are you going?

Sash Lilac: I have to make sure they're okay!

Carol Tea: Can't you be Little Miss Heropants some other time?

Sash Lilac: Not a chance!

(Lilac Dragon Boosts away and heads to the crashed ship, leaving Carol alone with her Motorcycle)

Carol Tea: Fine, I'll go by myself. Yippee... woohoo. (then hops on her Motorcycle and drives off in the opposite direction of the crashed ship. She continues to drive away until she stops to see Shuigang Choppers flying overhead, heading for the crash site.) Eek! I better help!

(Worried about "Little Miss Heropants", Carol quickly turns her Motorcycle around and heads in the direction of the crashed ship. Little did the two friends know, that they were about to become involved in a large-scale conflict that will affect Avalice as a whole)

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## The Newgrounds’ Adventures of Space Jam

### Beginning/Summer 1973/Micheal Jordan's Basketball Dream

(The Adventure begins in Summer 1973. It is nighttime, a shooting star is flying by and the moon is showing and there's a kid playing basketball, this is young Michael Jordan and his father James Jordan comes outside)

James Jordan: Michael?

(Michael turns to see his dad)

James Jordan: What are doing out here, son? It's after midnight.

Young Michael Jordan: Couldn't sleep, Pops.

James Jordan: Well, neither can we with all that noise you're making. Come on, let's go inside.

Young Michael Jordan: Just one more shot?

James Jordan: All right, just one.

Young Michael Jordan: Yeah. (Shoots the ball to the basket)

James Jordan: (Chuckling] That's good, shoot it again. (Passes the ball to him)

(Michael shoots the ball again to the hoop and makes a shot, his father catches it and smiled(

James Jordan: Getting pretty good, son. [Passes him the ball] Go ahead shoot til you missed.

Young Michael Jordan: Do you think if I get good enough, I can go to college? (Shoots it again and makes another point)

James Jordan: Hey, you get good enough, you can do anything you want to, Michael.

Young Michael Jordan: I want to play in North Carolina (Shoots the ball to the basket)

James Jordan: That's a real fine school, real fine school. You can get a first class education there.

Young Michael Jordan: I wanna play on the championship team, Then I wanna play in the NBA.

James Jordan: All right, let's slow down, son. Don't you think you oughta get a little sleep first?

Young Michael Jordan: And once I've done all that..

James Jordan: Uh-huh.

Young Michael Jordan: I wanna play baseball just like you, Dad.

James Jordan: Baseball? Hey, now that's a sport. When you've finished with that, I suppose you're gonna fly m, huh?

### Opening Credits ("Space Jam")/Micheal Jordan's Retirement from Basketball

(Then Michael stopped as he turned around, looking at the hoop one more time. He decided he could make one more shot by jumping towards it. So, he ran towards the hoop, though it was done in slow-motion for dramatic effect. As we see him make the shot, we see brief shots of his older self as a professional NBA player, with those and this night switching back and forth)

(As the young Michael jumps, we then switch to his older self jumping high and making a slam-dunk)

"Michael Jordan"

(He is seen slam-dunking again)

"Bugs Bunny"

(We then get four more instances of Michael slam-dunking. Then the basketball in his hand flies towards the screen, and we get the film's title as Hex narrates out the said title)

Hex: (narrates) The Newgrounds' Adventures of Space Jam!

(The scene showed the audience images of Michael Jordan playing in College and in the NBA, winning the game, trophies, medals and championships)

(All in all, over the years, Michael became skillful at basketball that he became a superstar in the NBA and went very far. Everyone called him "Air Jordan" for his ability to jump so high, get major air and slam the ball into the hoop)

(After his last game, we now see Michael standing at a podium in front of a bunch of reporters during an interview)

Michael Jordan: I just feel at this time that I've reached the pinnacle of my basketball career and I must retire. The good thing that comes out of this is that my father had the opportunity to see me play my last basketball game.

Reporter 1: What are gonna do now?

Michael Jordan: Well, I've never really told anybody this, except for one person and uh, but I think I'm going to play professional baseball.

Reporter 2: What position will you play?

Michael Jordan: I don't know as a kid, I was a pitcher, I think I'd be kinda hard for me to pitch, I think I'm gonna play in the outfield.

(As Michael continues talking the camera zooms up panning up to the night sky)

### Moron Mountain

(The camera zooms up the sky, panning past the moon and into space. The camera pans past the sign which says "Amusement Park." There is a planet that says "Moron Mountain." It is an alien theme park where the aliens go to, the park had a lot of rides and it had an alien head as an entrance. We see the ride with a robot alien zapping ships around it. It continues zapping until it got on target and the ship flies and then it lands on the parking lot and the two aliens are unharmed, but the kid is not happy with his dad)

Alien Boy: (bored) Let's get out of here, Dad. This stinks. Don't bring me here anymore, alright?

(Unbeknownst to them, they were being monitored through surveillance cameras by the owner of the park and his minions, who were little multi-colored bug-like aliens called the Nerdlucks)

Alien Boy: Don't bring me here anymore, alright?

???: Are you listening?

(The owner switched the TVs off, before we got a full look of him. This was a fat green-skinned alien with pointy ears, a small pointy nose, dark green dots, purple eyes, claws on his fingers, sharp teeth and a large dark grey dots around his mouth. He was wearing a dark purple business suit, along with a pink flower on his left side, a white shirt, a black belt and black sandals. His name is Swackhammer)

Mr. Swackhammer: Did you hear him? Did you hear him? That little brat is right. I've told you if I told you once, (frustrated) I've told you a thousand, thousand, thousand, THOUSAND TIMES! We need new attractions!

Nerdlucks: Right!

Mr. Swackhammer: New ones!

(The red Nerdluck, Nawt, who was filing Swackhammer's nails, nodded in agreement)

Nawt: Uh-huh.

Mr. Swackhammer: Get it?

Nawt: (continues filing) Big, shiny new things.

(A green Nerdluck, Bang, spoke as the purple Nerdluck, Bupkus, licked the boss's sandals in a grovelling manner)

Bang: Absolutely, sir.

Mr. Swackhammer: (activates his lighter) Look at me. Look at me and listen.

(He then lit the behind of a fat orange Nerdluck named Pound, making him scream and run off the table)

Mr. Swackhammer: The customer is always right.

Nerdlucks: Right!

Mr. Swackhammer: The customer is always right. (lights his cigar) Always.

(As he spoke, his green drool on Blanko, the blue Nerdluck, who was disgusted)

Nerdlucks: Right!

(Swackhammer then got up from his chair and started to walk to the window)

Mr. Swackhammer: Ok, we need something.

(As he talked, he smacked Nawt and Bupkus from behind)

Bupkus: Oop! My bad!

Mr. Swackhammer: We need something...

(He smacked the yelping Pound and Blanko from behind before heading back to his chair)

Swackhammer: (finishes)...nutty.

Nawt: Nutty!

Mr. Swackhammer: Something wacky.

(As he said that, he sat down on the remote, turning the multiple TV screens on behind him)

Nawt: Wacky!

(All the screens featured various classic Looney Tunes shorts playing behind him, but he didn't see them yet, as he was trying to figure out the correct term)

Mr. Swackhammer: We need something, something....We need something....

(Bupkus pulled on his antennae)

Bupkus: Looney? Oops.

(Nawt also saw the TV screens playing, pointing as his and Bupkus's eyes grew big at the sight of what was playing)

Nawt: Looney. Thank you.

Mr. Swackhammer: Looney?

(He finally turned to see all the shorts playing. One was a clip of "Muzzle Tough" with Tweety plugging Sylvester's tail into an electric outlet, electrocuting him. Another clip shown was of "Duck! Rabbit! Duck!" with Daffy going nuts)

Daffy Duck: I'm an elk! Shoot me!

(The next clip that played was from "Ready...Set...Zoom!" with Wile E. sitting on a rocket he lit the fuse to, and held on as it took off with his neck stretching before being pulled with it. One more clip we see is the one of "Rabbit of Seville" where Bugs is rubbing the head of Elmer with his gloves and feet. There were tons of other shorts being shown, but they will not be identified. Then Swackhammer stood in front of the screen with "Rabbit of Seville" with an excited grin on his face)

Mr. Swackhammer: Yes! Looney! Yes! Now, you're talking. Looney! Looney, that's it! That's the word I was looking for!

(Bupkus giggled eagerly)

Mr. Swackhammer: Looney! Get the Looney Tunes!

(Bupkus jumped in the air, holding pom-poms, like a cheerleader)

Bupkus: Looney Tunes!

Mr. Swackhammer: (points to where he is) Bring 'em here!

Blanko: Sir? (as Swackhammer's grin disappears) Just noticing, sir. They're from Earth. What if they can't come?

Mr. Swackhammer: What'd you say? “What if they can't come”?

(He grabbed Blanko and pulled him up to his level with a sinister grin)

Mr. Swackhammer: (evilly) Make 'em.

Blanko: Cool.

Mr. Swackhammer: MAKE 'EM!

(He laughed evilly and the Nerdlucks joined in on the laughing as the camera pulled out of the room and away from Moron Mountain, going back to Earth)

### Michael Jordan's First Baseball Game

(Back on Earth, we are taken to a baseball stadium, with Michael being the batter of a baseball team. Ever since his retirement from the NBA, he's been playing baseball as he planned to. However, his skills at baseball left a lot to be desired. During a baseball game one day, he swung the bat to strike the ball, but missed)

Umpire: Strike one!

(The crowd booed at this, though some of them cheered for the former basketball star. Michael just sighed and tried again. Some of the players on Michael's team, the Barons, were supportive despite his poor skills)

Player 1: Looks good in that outfit.

Player 2: Looks great. Can't teach that.

Player 1: Can't teach it.

(The catcher spoke to Michael)

Catcher: Hey! Thanks for autographing that basketball for my kid. I'm a hero now!

Michael Jordan: No problem. I'm happy to do it.

(He then got back into the game)

Umpire: Let's go!

(As Michael got ready, the catcher spoke out a tip for him)

Catcher: Curve ball, don't swing.

(Michael glanced at him)

Catcher: Don't swing.

(Michael was confused, so when the ball was pitched, he misinterpreted this instruction, swung and got another strike)

Umpire: Ball!

Catcher: Fastball, outside corner. Swing.

(Michael was having a hard time understanding baseball. He tried this again, but got the same result)

Umpire: Strike!

(Despite the strike, the crowd cheered for him anyway)

Catcher: That was your pitch.

Michael Jordan: I know, I missed it.

Catcher: Don't worry. I'll get you another one.

(They both got back into position)

(On the bleachers, Michael's manager is concerned for Michael before he gets an idea)

Barons' Manager: (calls to someone) Podolak! Podolak, come here!

(An overweight man with glasses named Stan Podolak pushes his way through the crowd)

Stan Podolak: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...

Barons' Manager: Come here!

Stan Podolak: Yes, sir?

Barons' Manager: I want you to make sure nobody bothers Michael.

(Stan nodded, understanding)

Barons' Manager: I want him to be the happiest player in the world.

Stan Podolak: The happiest.

(Back in the game, Michael focused, getting ready with the catcher instructing once more)

Catcher: Slider. Don't swing.

(Then, Michael ends up swinging again and got yet another strike)

Umpire: Strike three!

Catcher: I told you not to swing.

Michael Jordan: (walking off) I couldn't help it.

Catcher: I understand. (calls out) Hey, nice talking to you!

(The crowd cheered at the superstar as he walked to the dugout, ignoring the fans. Even his team applauded for him, but he payed them no mind)

Player 1: We're not worried. We're not worried. Good job, Mike.

Player 2: Good try! Good hustle.

Player 3: Good cut, Michael. Good cut.

Player 4: That was a strike-out, Mike. That was a good looking strike-out. Real good.

Player 5: I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. When I strike out, it looks nasty, man. At least you look good, man.

(Then Stan crawled on the bleachers above them and looked down toward Michael)

Stan Podolak: Ha! Hey! Mr. Jordan! Ah! Mr. Jordan! I'm Stan Pod...(falls and screams) PODOLAAAK!

(As he fell to the ground, Michael winced. Stan groaned in pain as he got up with Michael's help and sat next to him)

Michael Jordan: You alright? That was a nasty fall.

(As Stan got to his feet, he recovered and introduced himself)

Stan Podolak: Oh! I'm Stan Podolak. I'm the Barons' new publicist.

(He chuckled airily, as Michael hesitantly shook his hand)

Stan Podolak: I'm here to make your life easier. You want me to drive you somewhere? I will drive you anywhere. You want me to pick up your laundry? You want me to baby-sit your kids? I will do it. I'm here to personally guarantee that nothing and no one will ever bother you.

(Suddenly, without any warning, a large spacecraft with red headlights zoomed over the stadium, surprising the crowd greatly)

Michael Jordan: What was that?

### The Nerdlucks Meets Bugs Bunny and The Newgrounds Hero Alliance's Leaders

(In front of a store called "Piggly Wiggly" near the baseball stadium, the spaceship dived right into the ground, making the bystanders scream in alarm and surprise. The spaceship began digging a hole into the underground caverns. The spaceship was being piloted by the Nerdlucks, on their mission to abduct the Looney Tunes, and some other “funky” characters)

Pound: Hang on!

Bang: Hanging on!

Nawt: Hanging on!

Blanko: Are we there yet?

(As they zoomed down into the center of the Earth, picking up speed, the ship shook as they began to scream. Up ahead, some sort of wall with the Warner Bros. shield logo in front of the Looney Tunes opening hoops was what they were heading for with Merrily We Roll Along playing. They marveled the logo as they sped closer)

Pound: Bombastic!

Nawt: Cool!

(They drove the ship right through the logo as if it were a portal as it stretched out like elastic and they tore right through it)

(The world they were in was Looney Tune Land, a different world that was completely animated and where the famous Looney Tunes characters exist and reside. Each of the characters go about their daily lives and oversee the people that watch their franchise, which even the famous Newgrounds Hero Alliance and their allies also come to hang with the Tunes and helping them whenever a villain and the knowingly infamous group, The Newgrounds Villain League and their villainous allies caused trouble around. Down below, in the forest of this world, gunshots were heard as Bugs Bunny appeared, running and hopping around, alongside with the leaders of the Newgrounds Hero Alliance; Zack, Madelyn, Pico, Sergeant John Captain and Skid and Pump. As usual, Bugs was having his daily routine with Elmer Fudd, avoiding him)

Elmer Fudd: (offscreen) I'll get you, you wascally wabbit! Come back here, you squewy wodent!

(Bugs and the leaders then stopped for a moment to look at the camera and Bugs and Zack speak to the audience)

Bugs Bunny: We'll, uh, be with you in a second, folks.

Zack: Yeah Viewers. (points to offscreen Elmer) after we dealt with nature rabbit-huntin’ boy here. Who be comin’ here in three, two-

(Suddenly, Elmer pointed his gun at Bugs’ head and Bugs and Zack look at him)

Elmer Fudd: Alwight, you pesky wabbit! I've got you now.

(He cocked his gun, ready to shoot Bugs until the spaceship landed right next to the two and a metal plank crushed Elmer flat)

Elmer Fudd: Ouch!

Madelyn: What the hell was that?!

(Bugs and the Leaders gazed up at the giant spaceship as the doors opened to reveal the Nerdlucks stepping out)

Pound: One small step for moi.

Bupkus: Moi!

Nawt: Moi!

(Bang jumped next to the orange Nerdluck, holding a flagpole)

Bang: One giant leap for Moron Mountain!

(Bang jammed the pole onto Pound's foot, making the orange Nerdluck yell in pain, while Bugs and the Leaders looked down at the crushed hunter who groaned in pain as stars floated around his head)

Pico: And one funkin’ headache for Elmer Fudd.

John Captain: Ditto, Pico.

(The Nerdlucks walked down to the rabbit, the rapper angel, the demon, the redhead, the sergeant and the two Halloween costume-wearing kids, but when they got to the end, Bugs saw that they were small compared to him, Zack, Madelyn, Pico and John. They were about the size of Bugs’ nephew Clyde or Sylvester’s son, Sylvester Jr or even the Spooky Kids)

Bugs Bunny: Diminutive, ain't they?

John Captain: Pff. What little midgets.

Bang: We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny.

Nawt: Yeah, Bugs Bunny.

Bang: Have you seen him?

Pound: Where is this guy?

Blanko: Is he around?

(Bugs and the leaders glanced at the camera with an "are they for real?" looks. They decided to humor and trick these newcomers from outer space)

Bugs Bunny: (sarcastic pondering) Bugs Bunny...Bugs Bunny...Say, (pulls on his ears) does he have great big long ears like this?

Nerdlucks: (randomly) Yeah. Uh-huh.

Pico: Does he hop around like that? (Points at Bugs)

(Bugs then hopped all around the forest)

Nerdlucks: Yeah.

Skid: Well, eh, does he say "What's up, doc?" like dat? (Points at Bugs)

(Bugs appears, doing his iconic pose and action of chewing his carrot, putting his head over Pound)

Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?

Nerdlucks: (excitedly) Yeah!

(Bugs and the Leaders starts to leave)

Bugs Bunny: Nope. Never hear of him.

Pump: Good luck finding him though!

(The Nerdlucks all sighed dejectedly. Bugs and Madelyn then whispered to the audience)

Bugs Bunny: You know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the universe after all.

Madelyn: Well, except for some of our friends like Cesar, Tea, Yukichi and Cherry.

(They walked down the road, humming, when without warning, five giant lasers are suddenly shot out of nowhere, leaving the group and the road all blown up and blackened, with most of the road destroyed, save the part Bugs and the Leaders was on)

Pico: (stunned) WHAT THE FUCK?!

Bang: Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune!

(Bugs and the Leaders turned to the aliens in shock and alarm as Bugs’ ears drooped. They saw the Nerdlucks each pointing their own laser gun at them)

Bupkus: Hey, what do you think we are? Stupid?

Nawt: Don't move a muscle.

(The aliens pulled their guns back)

Pound: Okay, Bunny and Funkers. Gather up your Tune and Funky pals. (evilly) We're taking you for a ride! Hahahahahahahaha!

Blanko: A ride? Totally, alright. So, like, where are we going?

(Pound glares at the blue stupid alien in annoyance and smacked him in the face, causing him to vibrate)

Blanko: (dizzily) Are we there yet?

(As he walked off rather dizzily, he pulled the screen, transitioning to the next scene)

### Michael Jordan and His Family

(Back in the real world, Stan was driving Michael to his home)

Stan Podolak: I'm really sorry it took so long.

(Stan ranted with worry while Michael assured him)

Michael Jordan: Don't worry about it.

Stan Podolak: That exit on 65 wasn't clearly marked.

(They drove down the neighborhood drive)

Michael Jordan: Hold up, hold up right here.

Stan Podolak: What, here?

Michael Jordan: Yeah.

(He stopped the car in front of Michael's house)

Michael Jordan: Thanks for the ride, Sherm. I appreciate it.

Stan Podolak: Uh, it's Stan.

Michael Jordan: Sorry.

Stan Podolak: But that's alright. You can call me Sherm if you want to. (as Michael tried getting out) Because I followed your whole career and I think you're the greatest athlete that's ever lived.

Michael Jordan: (cutting him off mid-speech while trying to get out of the car) Stan! Stan! Stan. How do I get out of here?

Stan Podolak: Oh!

Michael Jordan: The door doesn't work.

(Stan got out on his side and went of the help him)

Stan Podolak: I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you it's a classic. It's a classic, but's it's got a few peccadillos. Hold on.

(He managed to get the door open, letting Michael out)

Michael Jordan: It's smoking, too. You need to have that checked.

(The bulldog in the doghouse, Charles, grunted from the backyard when he saw Michael out of the car while taking his bag. Stan then looked at the house)

Stan Podolak: This is nice. This is a nice house. Oh, that is a beauty. What is it, Colonial?

Michael Jordan: It's a nice house.

(The athlete tried getting away from him)

Stan Podolak: If you need any help, I would be happy to....

Michael Jordan: No, it's fine, thanks. You gave me the ride, though. Thanks. I'll drive tomorrow, so I don't need a ride. But thanks, though.

(Stan gave him a pointed glance)

Stan Podolak: Too conspicuous?

Michael Jordan: (grins) Yeah.

(He nodded, as Stan chuckled)

Stan Podolak: Okay.

(He got back into his car)

Michael Jordan: Thanks, though.

Stan Podolak: (calls to him) Tomorrow!

Michael Jordan: Tomorrow.

(As he drove away, Charles then started to charge toward Michael as he neared the porch)

Michael Jordan: (groans) Oh, no. Not today!

(The dog jumped up at him, tackling him and started licking his face. The disgusted Michael desperately tried to shove him off)

Michael Jordan: Get off me, dog! Your breath!

(A woman, Mr. Jordan's housekeeper, comes up to assist him)

Jordan‘s Housekeeper: Mr. Jordan, are you okay? Get off him, Charles!

Michael Jordan: Bad dog! Get! Oh!

Jordan’s Housekeeper: Come on, Charles!

(She then grabbed the dog, pulling him off Michael)

Jordan’s Housekeeper: Pooch, stop it! Get off him before I cook you! Come on, come on, come on, baby, come on.

(Michael wiped the slobber off his face. Then a van drove up and a group of kids in little league baseball uniforms climbed out. A woman who was Michael's wife, Juanita, climbed out of the driver's seat)

Juanita Jordan: Come on, you guys. Out of the car.

Kids: Bye, Mr. Jordan.

Michael Jordan: Bye kids.

(One of the boys who got out had a depressed look on his face. He was Jeffrey, Michael's eldest son)

Little League girl: Hey, good game.

(Michael saw the look on his son's face)

Michael Jordan: (concerned) Hey, Jeff. You okay?

(The son only shook his head as he walked up to the house)

Michael Jordan: (gets up) How was your game?

Jeffrey Jordan: I don't want to talk about it.

(He then walked up to the porch. Then Michael's younger son, Marcus, ran past him)

Marcus Jordan: Hi, dad!

Michael Jordan: Hey, hey, hey.

(Some passengers in a car drove by and waved to Michael)

Passengers: Bye Michael!

(Then a little girl named Jasmine, Michael's daughter and youngest child, ran up to him)

Jasmine Jordan: Daddy, daddy!

(He picked her up and hugged her)

Michael Jordan: Hi, how you doing?

Juanita Jordan: Hey.

Michael Jordan: Hey.

(Juanita came up and kissed him)

Juanita Jordan: Ooh! You're covered in drool, baby.

Michael Jordan: That was your dog.

(They laughed as they went inside)

Michael Jordan: What's the matter with Jeff?

Juanita Jordan: Well, he went 2 for 5 and lost 32 points in his batting average.

Michael Jordan: (shocked) Is that all?

Juanita Jordan: Yeah, so that puts him at .685 or something.

Michael Jordan: He's batting what?

(They walked into the kitchen and Michael put Jasmine down as she went into the living room)

Juanita Jordan: Mmm! Smells good. What are you cooking in here?

Jordan‘S Housekeeper: Chicken.

Michael Jordan: Chicken and what?

Jordan’s Housekeeper: Chicken and collard greens.

Michael Jordan: Good. I'm gonna need a good meal tonight.

(The housekeeper chuckled while Michael felt down, to his wife's notice)

Juanita Jordan: Is everything okay?

Michael Jordan: Boy, I stunk up the place. I hope this baseball thing was a good idea.

(Michael's kids were in the living room watching a newsflash on the TV regarding Michael)

Newsman: It was another career day for Michael Jordan at Baron's field this afternoon. Let's face it. This baseball...

Michael Jordan: (sits down) What are you guys watching?

(He noticed the news about his game today)

Newsman: Today he went 0 for 4 with three strikeouts.

Michael Jordan: Is this the only thing on?

Newsman: That brings his batting average down to an anemic .214, which also happens to be his playing weight. Baseball bat? Get this guy a tennis racket!

(The footage showed Michael earning three strikes, and Michael didn't like this)

Jeffrey Jordan: Did everyone get mad at you?

(The father looked concerned and decided to tell a little white fib)

Michael Jordan: No. Worse. Everyone was real nice about it.

Newsman: Michael, I know golf is your sport, but not here.

Jeffrey Jordan: I think you should open up your stance a little. It might make you more aggressive at the plate.

Michael Jordan: You think so? I'll remember that.

Newsman: Watching this hurts me more than it hurts you. What is that?

(He got fed up with the news and grabbed the remote)

Michael Jordan: Why are you watching this stuff? It's bad for you.

(He flipped through the channels until he stopped at the Wile E Coyote short "Beep Beep" with the tightrope the coyote was on slinking down as he held the anvil)

Michael Jordan: (gets up) There you go. Road Runner. (mimics Road Runner) Beep beep!

(Once he left the room, the kids saw the coyote get to the bottom, when the Road Runner randomly appeared.)

Road Runer: Meep meep!

(He stuck his tongue out and zipped away before a familiar pig, Porky, rushed up to the screen, panting and holding his hands up, to Wile E's confusion)

Porky Pig: St-st-st-stop this c-c-c-cartoon!

(Road Runner came zipping back as Porky panted)

Porky Pig: We've got an Emergency Cartoon Character Union Meeting t-t-t-to go to.

(The kids were confused at this, wondering if this was part of the short. Then Road Runner zipped off to go to the meeting)

Porky Pig: (runs off after the bird) Hey, a-beeba-w-wait for, a-beeba-w-wait for...hold your horses!

(Once the pig was gone, the coyote shrugged as he dropped the anvil and prepared to leave, but his eyes quickly widened upon realizing he just dropped his ballast, sending him flying upwards. Then there was silence as the kids were stunned)

Marcus Jordan: Dang. Where'd they go?

### Tune Land Meeting/The Looney Tunes and The Newgrounds Challenge

(In Looney Tune Land, at night, all the Looney Tunes alongside with the Newgrounds Hero Alliance, the Newgrounds Villain League and all of both sides’ allies were gathered at a large theatre hall, Union Hall, for the meeting. Wile E. crash-landed in the theater through the ceiling, landing flat between the aisle. He was then stepped on by a certain webbed foot. A certain duck, Daffy, walked down the aisle in annoyance, as he was wearing a shower cap and towel around him, while toting a scrub brush. It is apparent his shower was interrupted)

Daffy Duck: (shoves Foghorn) Stop the music! Top duck, coming through!

Foghorn Leghorn: Hey!

Daffy Duck: Sheesh! It's getting so a guy can't even get himself wet around here! So, what's the big emergency?

(The duck sat down as all the toons, heroes and villains turned their attention toward the stage. Bugs, Zack, Madelyn, Pico, John, Skid and Pump was completely bound in chains with the Nerdlucks standing next to them)

Bugs Bunny: Uh, these little guys would like to make an announcement.

Madelyn: Yeah. (Mutters) Try not to make them mad.

(Skid took the microphone and lowered it to Pound's level)

Skid: Here.

(The Nerdlucks pushed Pound forward, chattering for him to speak, as he held up his gut)

Pound: Alright, alright!

(He cleared his throat as he addressed the toons, heroes and villains menacingly)

Pound: You. All of you.. are now our prisoners!

(The crowd sat in silence, before the whole room ended up bursting out with laughter)

Fluffy: OH THAT’S A GOOD ONE!

Sylvester: (sarcastically) Oh! We're in big trouble, now!

Tom Ridgewell: (sarcastically) Yeah!

(Pound looked humiliated for a bit before Nawt took over the mike)

Nawt: We are taking you to our theme park to outer space...

Blanko: No foolin'.

Nawt: (continues) Where you will be our slaves and be placed on display for the amusement of our paying customers.

(As they spoke, Sylvester and Daffy were still laughing and Porky shrugged at one of the Martin Brothers with a smirk, obviously not taking this seriously. Sylvester Jr., in the crowd as well, gave a smirk as well, not taking this matter seriously either. Most of everyone else especially rolled their eyes)

Joshua: (scoffs) Yeah right!

Daffy Duck: (mockingly) Oh! Fear clutches my breast!

Hank J. Wimbleton: (mockingly and cockily) And my ass.

(They laughed hysterically with the crowd as Daffy, Hank and Joshua got up to leave with Sylvester following. Then Yosemite Sam jumped up onto the stage, shooting his pistols in the air)

Yosemite Sam: We ain't-a going nowheres!

(He pointed his guns at Pound, who fried him with his laser gun in response, leaving the cowboy blackened, in his undies, and his facial hair burned off. Then as Pound pointed the gun at the others, they gasped while raising their hands up in the air with fear, with Daffy and Joshua getting on their knees, finally seeing that the Nerdlucks were serious. Bugs and the Leaders then intervened, easily slipping out of their chains)

Bugs Bunny: Eh, not so fast, doc. You can't just turn us into slaves. That would be bad. (removes cuffs off his ears)

Pump: Yeah! You guys need to give us a chance to defend ourselves!

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### The Nerdlucks Stealing the Talent from Five NBA Players

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### Bad News for the NBA

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### Michael Jordan Meets The Looney Tunes, The Newgrounds Hero Alliance, The Newgrounds Villain League and their Allies

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### Michael Jordan Meets The Monstars

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### The Players' Missing Talents

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### Bugs, Daffy and the NGHA Leaders Get Michael's Basketball Gear

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### Michael Jordan Practicing Basketball/Shutting Down Basketball Season

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