Horseland: Sarah's True Madness

Do you think those 2 episodes of Horseland I came across were bad enough? Well, you're going to want to think again.

This next episode I found centered around anger problems. And some scenes were almost entirely similar to that Anger Management episode of Teletubbies that Tobical Studios encountered.

It was a Saturday afternoon and I was playing LittleBigPlanet 3 on my PS4. While roaming around Manglewood as Sackboy, I got a knock at my door. My grandma then entered and she handed me a DVD as a gift.

What I noticed was that she had gotten me a strange Horseland DVD.

The cover consisted of Sarah Whitney crying with Chloe and Zoey next to her. It was rather strange, as I didn't know why Chloe and Zoey were angry at Sarah. But anyways, the DVD was titled "Horseland: The Big Parade And Other Episodes".

All of these rare DVD's I've seen of Horseland have always had lost episodes.

But since it was a Horseland DVD, I put it in to my excitement. The DVD first started with some previews for other shows like The Super Mario Bros Super Show, Caillou and Trollz.

It took me to the menu like always. The menu had a picture of the whole Horseland gang carrying flags in the episode "The Big Parade". The options were "Play All", "Episode Selection" and "Set Up".

I selected Play All and sat through the first 3 episodes, "The Big Parade", "Molly & Chili" and "A True Gift". Both of them were good. But, as expected, there was a lost episode.

Unfortunately, it didn't start off with a warning unlike the other lost episodes and went straight to the intro.

By the time the intro ended, it then showed what would happen in the episode.

It's nothing really special, as it mostly just consisted of Sarah Whitney standing up with Alma next to her at the Horseland stable and crying. Heck, this shot was really similar to another Horseland episode known as "The Whispering Gallery".

No other scenes were present.

A voice that happened to sound like Hugh Laurie said:

"Today on Horseland, something is not right with Sarah. She's in a bad mood and won't tell anyone why. Can Sarah's friends help her cheer up, or will Sarah take it too far?"

The title of the episode was "Sarah's Anger".

The episode started with Shep standing in front of the sign for Horseland. He then faced the camera just like in the last episode I saw. He said:

"There are 5 stages in the grieving process: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance."

I found it really odd for Shep to say something like that. It also sounded like it came from the Blue's Clues story "Sorrow".

Shep then continued on by saying, "Sarah has gone through this, but it wasn't very good. The story you're about to hear is quite brutal."

The scene then cut to the arena at the Horseland stable. Sarah tied her horse to the railing and what happened next was strange. Sarah then proceeded to walk up close to the camera which nearly made me jump.

Heck, there was no background music playing, just the sounds of birds chirping and Sarah's footsteps. She then said, "Something's wrong with me. And I don't know what. It's terribly hard to explain."

She then walked away and sat at a bench. Sarah put her hands over her eyes and began to cry. Just like the Anger Management episode of Teletubbies that Tobical encountered, it wasn’t in a cartoonish way, it sounded like if Sarah was actually in a feeling of true sorrow, probably realistic.

Not to be cliche or anything, but it also sounded like as if her actor Dana Donlan was in a really bad mood.

This scene went on for about a minute or so. Eventually, Alma would recognize this and went over to Sarah.

"Hey Sarah, what ever is the matter?" Alma asked.

Sarah stopped crying for a moment and replied with, "Alma, I don't know why I'm in a bad mood today. But it'd be best if you don't question this please."

Sarah then continued crying while Alma said, "Okay, I'll leave you alone for now. I hope you can find a cure for happiness later on."

Alma walked away while she proceeded to take Button back to her stall. After doing so, she proceeded to call out to the rest of the Horseland gang by saying, "Guys, could I have your attention please?"

"What is it?" Chloe asked.

"Sarah is in a really bad mood and doesn't want to talk to anyone right now. So if you see her, leave her be. Does everyone understand?" Alma said.

"Yes, but how come she's in a bad mood?" Will asked.

"She doesn't know why." Alma replied.

It then showed a scene with Shep, Teeny and Angora. They were walking around the arena while discussing about what's been going on with Sarah.

"You know something, if us animals could talk, maybe I could cheer Sarah up with a funny joke." Teeny said.

"That's possibly one way, but for now, we just need to leave Sarah alone." Shep replied.

Meanwhile, Will noticed that Sarah had left Scarlet out for quite some time. He then took out a piece of paper and wrote a note on it. Will put it near Sarah who was in the middle of sulking.

Sarah picked up the paper and it said this:

"I'll take care of Scarlet for you while you try to calm down. I would've told you by voice but I know how you feel. Kind regards, Will."

After doing so, it cut to another scene.

We see the cafeteria as seen in "The Big Parade". Sarah, Molly, Chloe, Zoey, Alma and Bailey all sat down together. I could see that Sarah did not take a bite out of her food, probably because she was not hungry at all, but still had to have a tray of food with her anyway.

"Sarah, you've barely touched your-"

Bailey's sentence got interrupted by Sarah saying, "Bailey, not now."

"But Sarah, maybe your hunger is causing all these-"

Again, Sarah interrupted Bailey by shouting in an angry manner, "I said get away from me!"

When she said that, it reminded me of that one scene from Team America: World Police where Gary is at a bar and some person asks Gary to do that one scene from a musical he was in.

"Okay, sorry!" Bailey said in a scared tone, as he backed away from Sarah.

"Bailey amigo, I thought we told you about what happened to Sarah." Alma said to Bailey.

"Yeah, I know, I completely forgot about it." Bailey said.

Sarah did however finally proceed to take a bite of what was on her tray. Chloe tried to say that Sarah was beginning to eat, but was stopped by Alma telling her to zip it.

Zoey began to sing a rude song. She sang:

"Sarah hates everyone, yes she does. She hates them and she hates you."

The song she sang reminded me of the song my dad sings whenever he gets into a problem with people on the road when I'm with him in the car.

And then, a loud bang on the table was made scaring Zoey and the gang. Sarah was extremely angry and she shouted, "Will you cock eating cunts shut the fuck up? Your voices are not helping me out here."

Molly then said, "Please Sarah, this was all a big mistake."

And then, the worst thing I ever saw on Horseland happened. Sarah shouted to Molly, "Will you shut the hell up you ni-"

Her insult was interrupted by a few seconds of a music video by The Wiggles. The song in particular was "Uncle Noah's Ark". I found that really disappointing because 1, The Wiggles was not owned by Dic or Cookie Jar at all, and 2, I didn't even find this funny.

The song lasted for about 10 seconds before showing the cafeteria again with Chloe, Zoey, Molly, Alma and Bailey gasping in shock.

Molly could be seen shedding tears likely cause of what she was called.

"You idiots just want to torture me for fun don't you? Well you just did." Sarah said while crying.

She then ran out of the room still crying. Sarah slammed the door on her way out too. Meanwhile, Molly had her head down on the table as I can hear her also sobbing.

"Molly, I am so sorry you had to hear Sarah say that to you." Bailey said while comforting her.

"Why, why would she ever call me a racist word?" Molly said in a sorrowful tone.

"Is everything alright in here? I hope you guys weren't bothering Sarah, cause I could see her running past me." Will said, walking in.

Bailey then told Will that Sarah was yelling at them and she also called Molly the N word. Will had a shocked look on his face hearing all of that.

"She did what? I'll have a talk with her when she's all the way calm." Will said.

"There's likely no way to calm her down." Zoey replied.

It then showed the barn again. Sarah took Scarlet out of her stall and proceeded to tell her that she doesn't feel safe at Horseland anymore and they are getting out of here for now.

By the time Sarah and Scarlet left, Aztec began questioning what was going on.

"Aztec, Sarah's still in a bad mood and she doesn't feel safe." Calypso said to Aztec.

"Yeah, she just needs some time off. That's all." Shep said walking in.

Suddenly, Will walked into the barn and grabbed Jimber. It turns out that Will was going out to find Sarah. Shep began barking at Will, likely as a way of telling him not to go.

"It's okay Shep, I just need to see where Sarah is going." Will said to Shep.

It then cut to a meadow where Sarah and Scarlet were. Sarah parked her horse near a tree and sat down in the middle of the path. Tears began streaming down her face and she started crying again. This time, her cries were the same cries she made in the Horseland episode "Mosey".

Will then found Sarah and Scarlet as he got off Jimber and went to talk to her.

"Sarah, listen to me. I know you're still upset, but we need to talk. This is pretty serious. Bailey tells me you were yelling at the group and you even called Molly a racist word. I'm requesting that once you come back to Horseland, you should issue a-"

Will's sentence got interrupted by Sarah standing up and turning around to face him. That's when something strange happened. Sarah's eyes began turning red (No Turning Red reference intended).

But it wasn't in a Sonic EXE way. She had also lost her pupils in the process.

Another thing that happened was that her breathing began to sound demonic.

"Sarah, something's wrong with your eyes." Will said.

After he said that, Sarah let out a demonic scream that was quite loud for my ears. It lasted for 5 seconds before Will began screaming in a scared manner.

"Come on Jimber, we're getting out of here." Will shouted.

Sarah then got on Scarlet and said in a demonic tone, "Don't you dare run away from me Will! You're going to be sorry for not leaving me alone!"

Meanwhile, the rest of the Horseland gang were in the middle of giving their horses a scrub. Suddenly, they heard Will screaming and Jimber neighing.

"Will, are you okay? What's going on?" Bailey asked.

Will said, "Sarah has gone insane, she's no longer her normal self."

Alma then told Will that it probably was a bad idea for him to go and find Sarah. Chloe and Zoey got some rakes to use as weaponry cause it was the only thing they saw.

Out of nowhere, Sarah came back. And then she said in a demonic tone, "Will, you've made a terrible mistake. And now, you're gonna regret it."

Sarah took out a spear and stabbed Will in the eye, causing him to scream in agony. Everyone excluding Sarah and Will covered their ears including me. She then stabbed him in the heart and he was without a doubt, dead.

"Why is Sarah doing this? She's always a nice girl." Zoey asked.

"I don't know. Maybe we've gone too far." Bailey replied.

"Who's next?" Sarah asked.

The moment she asked that, everyone began running away from her. While Sarah began chasing the rest of the gang, Shep could be seen talking to Teeny and Angora about how insane Sarah has become.

Bailey ran into the house and demanded his parents to call 911. Mr and Mrs Handler got confused and then Bailey said that it was about Sarah killing Will.

The parents gasped when they heard about it and reached for the phone. But after Mrs. Handler dialed the number, a window in the kitchen suddenly broke. Sarah came in with a pocket knife.

"Hang up that phone, NOW!" Sarah shouted in her normal tone while sounding mad.

Mrs. Handler hung up the phone like she asked and then said, "Listen here Sarah, what ever is your problem? Killing someone just because something didn't go your way is not a good excuse to do so. You're 12, and I see you as a psycho."

Sarah took the pocket knife from earlier and slit open Bailey's mom's neck.

While I was scared by this scene, I was rather confused on where Sarah got the weapons from. But anyways, Bailey screamed, "Mom, no!"

Before Bailey let out his sadness, he saw Sarah going up the stairs. "Sarah? Sarah, we can explain this!" Bailey said while going upstairs.

Sarah then got a hold of Mr. Handler and stabbed him through the heart like she did with Will. Bailey got into his parents room but he was too late. "It's too late Bailey, your parents are dead, and now you're going to be dead." Sarah said.

"No no no wait-"

Bailey tried to finish his sentence but he started to suffer the same fate his mother did.

"4 down, 4 more to go." Sarah said.

Molly was in the barn on her knees praying so she can go to heaven. Just then, Sarah showed up again. As soon as Molly saw her, she gasped. Sarah got a hold of her and grabbed her by the hair very hard.

Sarah then began slamming her head back and forth very hard on a bench which resulted in blood coming out of her face. It reminded me of that one scene from Halloween Ends where Corey, dressed as Michael Myers kills the DJ at a radio station.

She then got out a pair of scissors and cut off Molly's tongue. I was grossed out by this scene. I paused the episode to go vomit in the toilet. When I came back, I unpaused it. Molly was officially dead.

Sarah began to go after Chloe, Zoey and Alma by using a gun on them. Before she could take a shot at Chloe, who was hiding while crying, some police cars showed up.

"Freeze Sarah Whitney, we have you surrounded. You are under arrest!" One of the officers in a police car said.

An officer stepped out of the car with handcuffs in his hand and he put it around Sarah's arms.

"It's okay Stilton twins, we're safe now. They're finally arresting Sarah." Alma said.

"Officer, will Sarah be taken to court?" Zoey asked.

"Yes indeed." The police officer said.

Sarah gasped at that point and said in a voice that sounded like she was going to cry, "Oh no, this won't be good!"

And then a scene involving a court session happened. The judge found Sarah guilty of 5 accounts of murder. He also sentenced to Sarah to 6 years in juvenile detention and that her horse Scarlet was no longer hers.

"No! Your honor, you can't do this to me! I have anger problems!" Sarah said in a sorrowful tone.

"It's too late. If you hadn't murdered 5 people, then you wouldn't suffer through this." The judge said.

Sarah began crying really hard while shouting no many times. Before an officer laid his hands on her, it was for some reason a nightmare as Sarah woke up gasping.

It turns out that Sarah was having a sleepover with the Horseland gang. Will woke up and noticed Sarah crying sorrowfully.

"Sarah, what's wrong?" Will asked.

"It was a horrible nightmare Will. I was suffering through anger problems and you guys were irritating me, and when you came to tell me something in a meadow, I grew demonic eyes and proceeded to kill everyone but Chloe, Zoey and Alma, and then I got taken to court." Sarah said.

The last scene cut to the outside of the house in Horseland and Shep walked into the view again.

"Uh, perhaps I should've mentioned this was all a dream. I'm sorry." Shep said.

I was still rather confused and terrified at the same time. The screen faded to black and the credits played in a normal font with the instrumental Horseland theme song in the background.

I took the disc out at that point and put it back in it's case.

For some reason, I did have thoughts on smashing it, but my grandmother probably spent some good money on it so I put it with my DVD collection. Well, this was my story of this next lost Horseland episode. There is another one out there, but I'll tell you that when I feel like it.