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Theory 1

Hi OUAT fans,

Sorry for not unveiling my OUAT theory yesterday but today, I finally identify the categories of these 4 characters and how is this related a little to Wizardology.

## Gallery

Dr. Facilier is Shaman (Witch Doctor type)The Dragon is Eastern MasterJafar is Arabian SageThe Apprentice is a Western Wizard
Arc 1

### The Summoning

Noah, craving companionship summons the demon, Pokabos with a ritual at spawn. During his preperations, something went wrong and everyone got blown up, leading to everyones items getting mismatched. Other things of note at the summoning was that Kade's life was taken as a sacrifice after reciting the beginning of Party in the U.S.A by Miley Cyrus.

### Starting a government

Dylan and Kaden witness Noah and Poka robbing Venus. They find out that Noah was keeping Kades sword, causing him to want to reinforce a law system in the server. Kaden vandalizes Dylans Commune, and claims that he'll tell them who did it in an attempt to gain Dylans support in his campaign. Dylan agrees and the duo starts campaigning.

The duo finds out there is a current form of government, Mr Pigsident. This leads them to start a plot to assassinate him, not realizing that he's an actually pig.

### The Witches

Dylan starts receiving threats by a group called the witches, unaware that the group is lead by Kaden. The group contains Kaden and Sonnie. Sin overhears them plotting, yet decides to stay uninvolved.

### The Assassination Attempt

Dylan, unaware of Kadens betrayal, continues to help in the plot to assassinate Mr Pigsident. They go to Kades house by enderportal and are greeted by Salmon, who shows them to Kade. Dylan and Kaden are shocked when Kade turns the corner with an actual pig. They leave defeated.

### The Discovery of the Betrayal

Sin reveals to Dylan that Kaden is the witches, by mentioning that they saw Kaden posting signs around the commune about "watches". Dylan demands to know why Sin didn't tell them earlier, only to be told they "didn't ask". Dylan drops it due to the campaign speech starting.

### The Campaign Speech

Kaden speaks for a bit before calling Dylan on stage to speak. Dylan gets on stage, keeping their knowledge of the betrayal to their chest for the moment. Kaden than asks for Noah and Poka to join them on the stage, confused they joined. Kaden then traps Noah and Poka on stage, claiming that if he were the president he wouldn't allow criminals like them to run around. Noah and Poka ask what they did only to be ignored.

Kaden then commands Dylan to execute Noah and Poka with their crossbow, only for Dylan to turn the crossbow on them. Dylan then announces that Kaden can do what ever he wants as long as he stays away from their commune and does their own bidding. Dylan than runs off, leaving Kaden to try to continue their execution and stating that everyone needs to ignore Dylan.

Noah and Poka demand to at least know why they're being executed. Kaden brings up the fact that they robbed Venus, only for it to come out that Noah and Poka only stole cobblestone. The execution is called off, still, Noah and Poka now dislike Kaden secretly.
Italian Restaurant (Delphinium)

The Italian Restaurant is a building in Delphinium on the Second Island. It was the fifth building constructed in the city, making it one of the oldest standing buildings in Cornea. It was the site of a few noteworthy events, such as the interviews of several Graminican and Cornean citizens by The Delphinium Daily prior to the elections in both countries, and a terrorist attack by spirit250 following his loss of the election.

## November Election Crisis

Following Spirit's loss of the Cornean election for the position of "President", as he had promised, he attempted the bombing of three buildings, being the Aqueduct, the Virginium Shipyard, and the Italian Restaurant, only the latter of which was successfully bombed. The explosion resulted in the destruction of the kitchen, oven, and a small nearby dock. The building would be repaired almost immediately after the attack, close to its original state.

This event resulted in direct Cornean involvement in the Second Asshole War.
G-508 - This Isn't Science Crossbow - 2007 Edition

G-508 - This Isn't Science Crossbow - 2007 Edition

개요
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GGR Archive가 <This Isn't Science Rocket - 2015 Edition>을 기반으로 제작하여 2021년 5월 20일 업로드한 경록물.

상세
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GGR Archive Project의 두 번째 곡이다. 전작인 슈우-퍼 하이퍼 곽 곽을 바탕으로 한층 더 발전된 조교를 보여주었고, 리듬감을 더더욱 끌어올려서 곽경록마저 엉덩이를 흔드는 명곡이라는 평가를 받는다. GGR Archive 특유의 박자감각을 후렴에서 한껏 느낄 수 있다.
A Very Boring Day

A Very Boring Day is the second half of Season 1's first episode of Tales of a Ditzy Doodle.

## Synopsis

At the end of a school day, Ollie and Robert are unsure of what to do afterwards, so the Narrator tries to give them some ideas.

## Title Appearance

The title card shows a tan-ish paper laid on a wooden table, which displays a map of Doodleville, drawn objects depicting various activities, and some question marks on the edges. At the bottom of the paper reads the episode's title, as well as silhouettes of Ollie and Robert overviewing it.

## Full Plot

The episode begins with the Narrator admiring the sights while walking through the streets of Doodleville. Suddenly, he notices Ollie and Robert sitting at a nearby bench and asks them what's wrong. Ollie claims that they wanted to do something today, but aren't sure of what exactly. Wanting to help and not really having much to do either, the Narrator gets an idea. He gives them a map of Doodleville and lists some activities he has in mind.

The first area they go to is the park, asking Ollie to bring along a frisbee as well. Robert says that they're too old to play with frisbees, but are told to anyway. Unenthusiastically, the two boys toss the frisbee back and forth. Eventually, however, it soon gets caught in the branches of a tree. Ollie climbs up to retrieve the frisbee, but soon gets scared to climb down. The Narrator tries asking Robert to rescue him, but he claims to be scared as well, thus leaving him to rescue Ollie himself.

Next, they head to the Institute of Curiosity to admire the various pieces of art displayed. While there, the Narrator gives each masterpiece they walk by a formal description, while consistently keeping Ollie from getting distracted. They soon come across a rather amusing sculpture of a guy tripping on a rock. Ollie notices a notable black, fuzzy mustache on the guy's face and goes to touch it, only to break the piece of art and getting them kicked from the museum for a day.

Their third attempt involves going to the Arcade, only to find out that the building has been temporarily closed. Someone near the building, who is revealed to be Robert's mother, says that she saw some gnomes strangely carrying some arcade machines and merchandise last night while heading home from work. Robert and Ollie decide to go after them, only to be stopped by a police officer, saying that it's too dangerous. Irritated, the two boys move on.

As the three stroll through town, Ollie tries asking the Narrator for any more suggestions, only for him to say that he's run out. Robert waves goodbye as he heads home for the day, which gives Ollie an idea. He darts towards his best friend and requests for a sleepover with him, and he accepts, somewhat hesitantly. The episode ends with Ollie running to his house to pick up some stuff while his friends watch in the distance.

## Characters

* Ollie Milonns
* Robert Hanna (debut)
* The Narrator (voice)
* Olive Hanna (debut)

## Trivia

* This was the first episode where The Narrator spoke his iconic phrase.
Termite

## About

Termite is a wandering toon imp merchant that sells, buys, and trades goods. Her home is a treehouse in the Town Square and is next to Roaches house, on the edge of Eggshell forest. Termite is Roaches' sister.

## About Termite

### Color Scheme

Olive green with pastel yellow highlights

### Tail Attribute

Tactile

Termite is known to be friendly and hospitable. Termite specializes in gardening, and has helped her brother Roach with his garden. She also has a garden in her own backyard, where she grows Moondrop gourds, Common Sweetstring mushrooms, and a few other common fruits and veggies that she sells while travelling.

Termite is very skilled with archery. She owns a crossbow and a longbow, both of which she keeps hanging on her wall in her bedroom.

### Appearence

Termite is an olive green imp with light yellow rings around her ears, and light yellow squares on her cheeks. She is slightly taller and thinner than Roach, but with large pointy hands and feet. She has a slight overbite and sharp teeth. Termite does not wear any clothes, but does wear a large knapsack while travelling.

Her tail looks like fur, but is actually split into 3 different points. She can use her tail like a claw to grab things, but it is not very strong.

## Trivia

* Termite and Clover have identical tails.
* Termite originally wielded a cartoonishly large hammer, but that was later changed to a bow and arrow.
* Termite is allergic to peanuts.
* Termite is openly lesbian, and is in a relationship with Sticks.
Shadie Mairlad

Shadie is an emo and pessmistic girl who appears as a supportive characters in Tales of a Ditzy Doodle.

## Appearance

Shadie is a black-outlined girl with thin, stick-like limbs, a white round face, and black hair. Her main attire consists of skull earrings, a choker, and black hoodie.

## Personality

At first, Shadie barely seems to show any signs of postivity and is always thinking on the negative side of things. She claims that life is simply an endless loop of torment and that no one seems to understand the pain she's going through. She often brushes people off, mainly for having "fake" personalities and interests or just simply "being annoying." However, she is really just misunderstood and can be very outgoing despite being incredibly difficult to befriend and bond with.

## History

### Pre-series

On the 25th of October, Shadie was born in Doodleville as the first child of Corren Mairlad and his unnamed wife. However, it was claimed that they divorced at a young age, believing it was most likely due to her father's often dim-witted nature.

### Season 2

In *Grudged,* she eventually gets tired of Maria following her and starts a fight with her, causing the both of them to get stuck in some quicksand. Luckily, they're able to get out in time and she apologizes for the behavior, becoming friends with her in the process.

## Notable Relationships

### Family

**Corren Mairlad:** Shadie's biological father. Similar to her mother, she tends to easily get annoyed by his extremely dumb and absent-minded nature.

### Friends/Allies

**Maria Sesu:** At first, she sees her as nothing but another stereotypical girl with the most basic of interests. However, ever since the quicksand incident in *Grudged,* she slowly became to develop feelings for her.

**Perri McDool:** Similar to Ollie, she seems very fascinated in Perri and claims to be connected to him, both being social outcasts and having a pessimistic nature.

### Enemies

**Terra Jonnes:** She shows a fuming hatred towards her, saying she's too fake and overly feminine, when she is really just bothered by her arrogant and picky attitude.
Tales of a Ditzy Doodle

*For the original article, see Tales of a Ditzy Doodle (Idea Wiki).*

Tales of a Ditzy Doodle is an imaginary animated slice-of-life comedy series initially created by FANDOM user Pikapatch on Idea Wiki. It takes place in a fantasical, sketch-like world and centers around a young stick-boy named Ollie going on various strange and odd adventures, while getting into some unexpected trouble in the process.
The North

The North is Reese and Cat’s private base located in a Snowy Tundra biome. Reese and Cat is building farms to create redstone machines that require honey and slime blocks. Reese and Cat was planning to build it earlier the day it was created but the closest Snowy Tundra biome was 10000 blocks away from spawn. When you look into closer detail about it and if you meet it in person the majestically forest behind it will create a shield protection to help calm down things, no one will ever need to worry. The North was heavily inspired and based off of Techno and Philza's house from the Dream SMP.

The current members of the North is Reese, Cat and formerly Arbiter
Tales of a Ditzy Doodle Wiki

**Welcome to the Tales of a Ditzy Doodle Wiki!**
Tales of a Ditzy Doodle is an imaginary American-Canadian animated slice-of-life comedy series that started out a simple Netflix original series idea created by an Idea Wiki user that goes by the name of Pikapatch, who has since planned to expand the world of ToaDD (Tales of a Ditzy Doodle for short).

We're a collaborative community website about Tales of a Ditzy Doodle that anyone, including you, can build and expand. Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started!

You can also check out the original idea here if interested.

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Twig's Shithole

**Twig's Shithole** is a small outpost on the top of Fort Fella's mountain.

## History

### Being Built

Twig's Shithole was built at an unknown point in time in secret, presumably by Astris.

### Rediscovered

Twig's Shithole was eventually rediscovered by Slcsh, Mozal, and Herobrine on accident. Instead of destroying the build, the three decided to leave it where it was.
Alice Campulp

Alice is a shy and imaginative girl who is the daughter of Doodleville's P.E. teacher and a supporting character in Tales of a Ditzy Doodle.

## Appearance

Alice is a green-outlined girl with thin, stick-like limbs, a white round face, and dirty blonde hair. Her main attire consists of a red beret, olive-green shirt, and a pair of overalls.

## Personality

At first glance, Alice isn't much of a peoples' person, and even prefers to have the company of nature rather than people. It is quite rare to see her partake in social activity during her free time outside of being invited by one of her classmates. Because of her self-humility, however, she can be over-dependent and is rarely willing to take risks, often in fear of the consequences, and puts others before herself. On the bright side, she has the largest imagination in her class, and can make even the vaguest concepts into pieces of art.

As many students could easily tell, Alice has a fascination in various mediums of arts, painting in particular. She often enjoys painting the harmonious scenery of Doodleville or any other prompts from local neighbors whether she has the chance. She is also a fan of the outdoors and loves reading.

## History

### Pre-series

On the 6th of May, Alice was born in Trailee Town as the first child of Larry Campulp and his unnamed wife. Although the living conditions were perfect for her rather quiet and reserved nature, their wealth was slowly degrading. Eventually, her father assigned a job to Doodleville Academy in which he grew up in, which caused his family to move there for easier accessibility.

### Season 1

Alice made her debut in the first half of Season 1's 2nd episode, *A "Lovely" Picnic*. Although she mainly plays a rather minor role in her appearances, she soon becomes the love interest of and eventually forms a bond with Robert in *Love Gone Splat*.

### Season 4

In *Welcome Home,* like many of the other characters, Maria appears older with a more mature voice. She also seemed to have partaken in a quiet career of painting.

## Notable Relationships

### Family

**Larry Campulp:** Alice's biological father. Although they are both seemingly opposite in nature, they share a somehow indifferent relationship.

### Friends/Allies

**Robert Hanna:** At first, she to be rather indifferent towards him. However, after noticing his feelings towards her, she soon reciprocates these feelings and grows closer to him. In *Welcome Home*, they both claim to be dating each other.

**Quill Carrier:** Alice sees her as a mentor of sorts, whether for inspiration or just trying to catch up with her schoolwork.

### Enemies

**Terra Jonnes:** Being one of her victims in bullying, she is often annoyed by her schemes yet is too afraid to stand up to her.
Axis

> He was the best chicken around.
>
> - Herobrine

**Axis** was a chicken owned by Herobrine.

### New Life

Axis was eventually found and adopted by Herobrine, and was brought to live inside of his house. Axis spent most of his time exploring the first floor of the house, and attempting to wander outside.

### Death

On July 7th, 2021, Axis mysteriously disappeared, and likely despawned. Herobrine and Mozal held a funeral for Axis, and made him a gravestone near Herobrine's House.
Bucket

**Bucket** was a dog owned by Herobrine. He wore a yellow collar.

## History

### Early Life

Bucket was born sometime prior to July 7th, 2021. Sometime after his birth, he fell into a creeper hole, and became trapped there with a Pig.

### New Life

Herobrine eventually came across Bucket, and tamed him. He brought Bucket to his house and gave him a yellow collar. Bucket immediately began sitting inside a cauldron multiple times, to the point that Herobrine had to break the cauldron to get him out.

### Death

Along with the Cod Gang, Bucket mysteriously died on 8/14/2021.
The Village

**The Village** (also known as **The Village of Idiots**) is the main living point of the SMP, built by multiple members and inhabited by the majority of the Server, the Village is the mainpoint of the SMP.

## History

### Tournament Arc

#### An Announcement

Arbiter held an announcement in the Village, which detailed a Tournament which would determine the new chieftain of the Village. Arbiter also announced three new members to the SMP, Herobrine, HuntTrz, and Havel. While Herobrine and HuntTrz went to live at Fort Fella, Havel stayed in the Village.

#### The Tournament

The Tournament was soon held in the Collosseum, and a vast amount of people participated in it. However, Boom eventually came out on top at the end of the Tournament. As Boom was about to be pronounced chieftain of the Village, Slcsh swooped in and got Herobrine and HuntTrz to his side. Slcsh exposed Arbiter for giving Boom an unfair advantage in the PvP tournament, and explained how Arbiter had betrayed him during the war against the Fire Nation. Slcsh then killed Arbiter, and pronounced himself the new leader of the Village, and announced that he would be taking over the Village. While a reincarnated Arbiter and Reese fled the Village, The Fellas began to trash the Village and outlaw things such as Cat Coin, and began forcing everyone into their homes. Eventually, the Fellas returned to Fort Fella, but would return.
The Fellas

**The Fellas** is a faction on the SMP founded and run by Slcsh and Mozal. The Fellas was active during the War against the Fire Nation and eventually went on to take over the Village after the Chieftain Tournament and the assassination of Arbiter.

## History

### Tournament Arc

#### New Members

A server wide announcement was made by Arbiter, which Slcsh and Mozal both attended to. During the announcement, Arbiter detailed a Tournament which would decide the Chieftain of the Village. Arbiter also announced 3 newcomers to the SMP, those being Herobrine, HuntTrz, and Havel. After the announcement, Slcsh sent Mozal to go retrieve Hunt, who's boat had been late, while Slcsh brought Herobrine to Fort Fella. At Fort Fella, Slcsh explained his plan to Herobrine, detailing how he would enter Herobrine and HuntTrz into the tournament, and how if they won, they would hand the chieftain title over to Slcsh, but if they lost that he would take it by force. Herobrine agreed to join The Fellas, and went off and built his house.

#### The Tournament

Mozal eventually reached HuntTrz and got him to Fort Fella. Soon after, Herobrine and Hunt entered the Tournament, while Slcsh secretly watched from the higher levels of the Colosseum. Herobrine and Hunt went through the trials, however Boom eventually came out as the winner. After Arbiter announced this, Slcsh flew down and got Herobrine and Hunt to his side. Slcsh then exposed Arbiter for giving Boom an unfair advantage in the PvP Tournament, and explained how Arbiter betrayed Slcsh in the past. Slcsh then assassinated Arbiter, and declared that he would be taking over the Village. The Fellas then began trashing the Village, outlawing things such as Cat Coin and forcing everyone into their homes. The Fellas eventually returned to Fort Fella, however with plans to return.

### Fellas Takeover Arc

#### A New Member

JustFlamezz was soon introduced into the SMP, and The Fellas induced him into The Fellas. He made good friends with The Fellas, and became very good friends with Herobrine.

## Locations

* Fort Fella
	+ Slcsh's House
	+ Herobrine's House
	+ JustFlamezz's House
	+ Mozal's Watchtower
	+ Twig's shithole
Mozal

* Casual Wear
* Beach Episode

Mozal was a member of the SMP, and one of the leaders of The Fellas along with Slcsh.

## History

### Tournament Arc

#### New Members

Arbiter made a server wide announcement, detailing a Tournament that would decide the new chieftain of the Village. Arbiter also announced three new members to the SMP, those being Herobrine, HuntTrz, and Havel. Planning to induct Herobrine and HuntTrz into the Fellas, Slcsh brought Herobrine to Fort Fella, while Mozal went to fetch HuntTrz, who's boat to the Village had been delayed.

Mozal eventually reached Hunt, and got him to Fort Fella.

### Fellas Takeover Arc

#### A New Member

JustFlamezz joined the SMP, and The Fellas quickly induced them into their group. Mozal personally retrieved Flamez from the Village, and give him a tour of Fort Fella along with Herobrine and Slcsh.
Ice

**Ice** was one of the first members to join the SMP, who joined during the launch.. He lives in the Village and is a simple farmer.

## History

### Fire Nation Arc

Ice partook in the war against the Fire Nation. [WIP]

### Tournament Arc

#### An Announcement

Arbiter made a server wide announcement, stating that there would be a tournament that would decide the new chieftain of the Village. He also announced the coming of 3 new members to the SMP, including Herobrine, HuntTrz, and Havel.

#### The Tournament

Ice participated in the Tournament, and did quite well. He scored second place on the parkour race, second place in the build battle, first place (tied with Cat) in trivia, and managed to get one win in the PvP tournament. However, Boom managed to come out on top and win. However, after the PvP tournament ended, Slcsh flew in and got Herobrine and Hunt beside him. He stated that he would be taking over the Village, and exposed Arbiter for giving Boom an unfair advantage in the Tournament. Slcsh then explained how Arbiter had previously betrayed Slcsh, and that he was going to kill him. With that, Slcsh killed Arbiter and declared that he was overthrowing the Village. He also asked Slcsh if he could hold a funeral for Arbiter, which Slcsh agreed to, although he himself would not attend.

Ice rushed back to his home and geared up as the Fellas began to trash the village. He watched as everyone was forced into their homes and as the Fellas caused chaos throughout the Village. He waited in his house until the Fellas left, however knew that they would be back.
Green India War

The Green India War was a short conflict on April 4th, 2020 between the Simp Empire and Green India lasting about five minutes. At the end of the conflict, Green India unconditionally surrendered and was annexed by the Simpire.

The war began with a Simperial invasion of Green India with the intent to annex it's territory into the Simpire. Both combatants were poor in skill, but timothy12139 managed to wear away the willpower of needforspeed221.

This event was followed by the Green Indian Revolt not ten minutes after.
1st Synagogue of Satan

The 1st Synagogue of Satan was a building connected to the Ring Bridge and the Virgin For Life Islands built by spirit250. It was constructed on a grass platform floating on the sea, which he referred to as the "Green Dick" due to it's shape and size on the map. It had a podium and seating arrangement similar to a small auditorium or Christian church, and an oversized bell tower. The building was known for it's poor quality, often causing observers to feel sick upon viewing it.

This building, along with the Ring Bridge, was a notable cause for the rising tensions between the Simp Empire and Graminica that resulted in the Simp-Graminican War. Prior to Operation Burning Cross, XPH4N70MR34P3RX created a blast-resistant barrier underneath the building so that it would remain standing even after the destruction of the Virgin For Life Islands. Following the war, it was ceded to Graminica along with the Virgin for Life Islands in the Treaty of the Random Ass Field, and was promptly destroyed.

As compensation for the destruction of the Synagogue of Satan, spirit250 was permitted to use much of the newly gained land near Delphinium to build the Satanic District of the city, in which he built the 2nd Synagogue of Satan.
Getting to Work

Getting to Work is the second half of Season 1's second episode of Tales of a Ditzy Doodle.

## Synopsis

Ollie wants to buy a new bike doesn't have enough money, so he has to work various jobs across Doodleville to get what he needs.

## Title Appearance

The title card shows a shining yellow bicycle upon a granite stool behind a glass display while a starstruck reflection of Ollie admires it from below. A label with a red outline and the episode's title on it is put on the left side.

## Full Plot

The episode begins with the Narrator doing his iconic speech near Doodleville Academy, only to spot Ollie sitting gloomily at a nearby bus stop. He asked what was wrong, to which Ollie states at he missed the bus right after it left the station. The Narrator says they could walk home together. Although not in the mood, he goes along anyway.

The two proceed to walk along the streets of Doodleville. The Narrator asks Ollie how was school today. He claims it as nothing special, but is quickly drawn away by a vibrant yellow bicycle with white, spirit-like patterns within a nearby store's glass display. At first the Narrator refuses to let him enter, but quickly changes his mind after being given the "classic puppy eyes."

As they both enter the store, Ollie greets the cashier and asks if they could have the bike. She states that it costs 15 Draw Dollars which he considers relatively cheap, but after searching both his and the Narrator's "pockets," realizes they don't even have any money. He awkwardly chuckles and rushes outside. The Narrator suggests "grinding" like all the adventurers do, to which Ollie says that they can just ask Aunt Karrie for some spare change.

Ironically, the screen cuts to Aunt Karrie refusing to give them any, saying he relies too much on their resources for his own benefits. Ollie tries to convince her it's an important cause, but is still ignored as she suggests "earning the money himself" before pushing them out of the kitchen to resume her cooking. Ollie grunts as he heads back to his room, only to be stopped by the Narrator, who suggests taking on some jobs around town as he tried to say earlier. Ollie is immediately encouraged by this as he drags his spirit friend outside.

The screen transitions to Ollie knocking on the door of Mrs. Sesu, asking if she has any jobs to fulfill. She enthusiastically accepts and takes them to her backyard, growing with various lush crops. Although amazed at the size, she instead gives him a bucket of paint and asks to paint the fence. He grunts and proceeds to paint the fence slowly before quickly getting bored, to which he asks the Narrator to "speed it up." Albeit hesitant, he consumes the paint and begins to blast at the fences, destroying the fences and getting the garden dirty in the process.

However, Mrs. Sesu quickly catches the two and kicks them out of the house without giving them any cash.

## Characters

* Ollie Milonns
* The Narrator (voice)
* Aunt Karrie
* Mrs. Sesu
* Maria Sesu (cameo)
Graminican Internationalism Delusion

During wars or moments of high tension between the Cornfederacy and the Graminican Republic, and sometimes even in simple conversation, it was common to hear assertions that the Graminican Republic was attempting to annex Wakondom or had in the past claimed the entire Simpire. In reality, the Graminican Republic only pursued annexation of any of Wakondom's territory during the Second Asshole War and the Eighth Oriental War.

## The Truth to the Claims

### Claims to the Entire Simp Empire

It is often claimed, mostly by XPH4N70MR34P3RX that the Graminican Republic or provinces within it laid claim to the entire Simp Empire during the Tapfer-Simp War. The Graminican Republic never at any point claimed the entire Simpire, nor did any individuals or provinces of Graminica, as is often claimed. However, the Province of Alawick did lay claim to Green India. This, however, was the only piece of Simp land that Graminica claimed.

The idea that Graminica claimed the entire Simpire seemingly comes from Tapfer's claim to the Simpire as its proclaimed 'Delphinium Colony', and the misconception that Graminica supported or was involved in these claims. This, however was not the case and it was the common view of Graminicans that the Tapferite claim was extremely retarded due to the lack of any political, historic, or geographic legitimacy.

### Attempts to Annex Wakondom

During the Second Asshole War, Wakondom was still young. Known at the time as the Spirit Nation, the country was locked in war with Cornea and Graminica almost immediately after its founding. At the end of the war Graminica demanded and received Spirit Nation to turn over some of it's land, which it did. Graminica did not pursue annexations from Wakondom again until the Eighth Oriental War, where it demanded Wakondom's territories bordering the Gramwall.
Slurs on Calestine

Due to the 'toxicity' and autism of Calestinian culture, several slurs developed. Some of these were as follows:

Gogrel - A common insult from the days of Kyrania used to refer to Corneans and people who were formerly Cornean. This insult was also adopted on Calestine to be used against Corneans on Calestine, mostly by Graminicans.

Yoinker - Yoinker was an insult used mostly by Cannovans to refer to Simps. It was temporarily used by all Graminicans, but later would only be used by Cannovans.

Barbarian - Barbarian was a commonly used insult that could in theory refer to any group. Typically, however, it was used to refer to Alaskaberians and other members of the Whoresaw Pact.

Synagogrel - An insult used for Jews on Calestine, more specifically for Cornean Jews, which only includes one person (Timothy12139).

CodKD - An insult used for people who give unearned value to KD ratios. This was adopted by the Simpire during the Simp-Graminican War due to RaiderKillz121's remark's about how Graminica's higher KD ratio meant they were 'winning', but would later be used by everyone for any person who puts too much emphasis on KD ratios.

Indian - An insult used for Alterians, denoting their extreme population density.

Britbong - Used for both British people, and Grenadier. This is because of Grenadier's speech impediment which made him sound British.

Retarded - A wide sweeping insult used by everyone against everyone.

Dog fucker - An insult used for Nicolae, denoting his bestiality jokes.

Warhammer fags - An insult used for citizens of Ultramar.

Simp - An insult used for early Corneans, noting their Simperial origins (on Calestine).

Nikkitard - Insult for any member of the USF.

* Nicktard - Insult similar to Nikkitard, with identical derivation and usage.

Halo Clan Retards - Another insult for USF members.

DNBR - Dumbest N\*gger-brain retards.

Communist - Tapferites soon after the Third Asshole War, and for Corneans for not having an economy.

Roleplayer - This slur would be used anytime a person made up a backstory for anything if that backstory was not true.
Cornnen

Cornnen is a small town in the Central Plains administrative region of Cornea on the northern border with Graminica. It was founded as a checkpoint between Delphinium and Three Holes. As well as this, it was a town for survival players, with a large wheat farm and a fortress to provide shelter and supplies in wartime or other crisis.

Cornnen drew it's namesake from a spelling error of the word "cornea" by battle 777 in May of 2018.

> *"olso we are doing a city vote u for the city cant be arisct 2 votes 1 4 1 city so far 3 votes Dallas 1 cornnen 1 for kanssans city" - battle 777*
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Cornnen was largely irrelevant throughout Calestinian history, so much so that there is very little photographic documentation of the town. It was the home of two of timothy12139's furry friends, and the site of swastiship pilot training used by moderation to instruct timothy12139 before obtaining his permit. The town was also the target of raids by Alterian illegal immigrants and other barbarians, which nonetheless did little damage.

### Locations in Cornnen

* Swastifortress Maria
* Wheat field
* Water mill
Graminican Republic

The **Graminican Republic** was a country on Calestine, existing from the first few days of the server in March 2020 to July 4th of 2022 when it joined the Confederate States of Aurelia.

## Graminican Republic

The first flag of the Graminican Republic, in use from its founding until the end of the Graminican Dark Ages

### Government system:

federal representative 'council' democracy

### Founded:

March, 2020 (only a few days after the world was founded)

### Founded by:

GramCanMineAwayTheHistorian18VestingArt27728

### Succeeded by:

Confederate States of AureliaState of Graminica (CSA State)

## History

### "Golden Age of Graminica"

The Graminican Republic was founded in the first few days of Calestine. The exact date it was founded is unknown due to historical records not having been written until later. It was founded by three players, GramCanMineAway, TheHistorian18, and VestingArt27728, though the latter only played for a few weeks before becoming inactive. A few more players joined the Republic, which at the time was the only country in the world, those being RaiderKillz121 and Undohershey. An election was held, and GramCanMineAway was elected the country's first Alphorion, the executive position of the country.
Old Delphinium Capitol Building

The Old Delphinium Capitol Building was the first building constructed by timothy12139 in the Simpire, and is the oldest building in Cornea. It originally began as a stone brick wall surrounding an encampment and supply depot, which were used in the Green India War and the Green Indian Revolt. Later on, it was remodeled by XPH4N70MR34P3RX, and after it's replacement by the current Delphinium Capitol Building, it was turned into a warehouse and survival player shelter. However, after attempts by survival players to claim sole ownership of the building, it was no longer used in this capacity and currently serves as a warehouse and garden.
Islamic State of Graminica and the Tapfer

The Islamic State of Graminica and the Tapfer, (also known as IS, the Calestinian Islamic State, and the Islamic State of Tapfer and Graminica) is the concept of a state formed in Eastern Graminica, Wakondom, and Tapfer. This conceptual state was based on it's real world equivalent, the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant.

## Nigridity

### Nicolae's Family

Zero2471166's stepfather is a Sunni Muslim. This is some of the basis of the concept of the Calestinian Islamic State. In this form, it was prophesized to be formed after Nicolae's family joined the world and began an Islamic Revolution in the Wakondom Empire.

### The Matthuedeen

The Matthuadeen is a formerly existing insurrectionist group that existed in the Graminican Republic, Democratic People's Republic of Graminica, Saint Grammington, and Tapfer Republic. Though it existed in all of these states, it only briefly existed in the DPRG, and it's involvement in Tapfer and Saint Grammington were simply to support it's attempts to topple the Second Clayton Administration of the Graminican Republic.

The Islamic State of Graminica and the Tapfer was originally inspired by the Matthuadeen. Some have said that the Matthuadeen was created to establish the Islamic State of Graminica and the Tapfer, though this is proven to be false.

### Wakondom

There have been a few joking suggestions that the Wakondom Empire is the Islamic State of Graminica and the Tapfer and even a few suggestions that it rename itself such. None of these have been taken seriously.
Roleplay

Roleplay is a term used on Calestine differently than in other contexts. Many things on Calestine could be considered roleplay but is instead classified by Calestinians as 'MC Nigridity'.

## Roleplay

Roleplay is extremely rare and frowned upon unless done ironically. What is usually considered roleplay could be coming up with a fake backstory, pretending that something happened when in reality it did not, etc. The only major examples of this kind of roleplay that affected the world at all are Satanism, Wakondom's Leadership Roleplay and the Roleplay War. Sometimes, use of slurs such as Gogrel are considered roleplay, though these usually have roots in real saltiness between people and groups.

## 'MC Nigridity'

'MC Nigridity' is MC Politics, nigridity, etc. that is unscripted and usually has a certain degree of unironic dedication.
3rd Synagogue of Satan

The 3rd Synagogue of Satan is a building in Delphinium, formerly in the Satanic District and currently in Hell. It was built by XPH4N70MR34P3RX as a replacement for the 2nd Synagogue of Satan which he destroyed.

The building was made in a style similar to contemporary urban buildings in Graminica, though was made of materials sourced from the Nether, making the building very distinct from the Mediterranean styled buildings of the rest of the city. It was decorated on the outside with a massive goat skull on the first level and a statue of Baphomet seated on an obsidian throne on the second level. There were plans to include a twisted replica of the World Trade Center burning on the upper level, but this was decided against.

On the inside, the structure varied greatly from the previous two buildings, with a semi-circular seating arrangement around a sacrificial altar and a podium and open area overlooking the main chamber on the second floor.

It once had cages suspended over the lava canal for the purpose of torturing spirit250's prisoners, though those were removed when the building was moved to Hell.

## The Move to Hell

After the signing of the Treaty of Delphinium, the Simperial government was required to remove the building, and was expected to destroy it. However, they did not destroy the building, and instead moved it underground. This underground cavern was expanded, growing into the section of the Gulag that would become known as Hell. It currently serves as the seat of the Simp-Cornean Synagogue of Satan.

Later on, the entire Satanic District, which had long been a stagnant eyesore, was moved into Hell and became the New Satanic District. The land formerly occupied by the Satanic District was rebuilt into the Capitol Plaza and Endo's Island.
The Game

Ember Sword（余烬之剑）是一款全新概念的基于区块链技术的大型多人在线角色扮演游戏。游戏的设计一直遵循以下核心开发理念：

**流畅的多人在线角色扮演游戏体验**

* 游戏只需不超过5秒的短时间缓冲，并在浏览器运行，无需客户端
* 游戏支持多平台客户端运行
* 游戏秉着去中心化管理的理念，基于区块链技术，实现玩家真正拥有游戏中的属于自己的地产及装备的皮肤
* 感受顶级的世界冒险体验，避免枯燥重复的任务系统

#### **土地所有权**

余烬之剑的繁荣经济体系以游戏世界里的土地为核心而构建。玩家涉足丰富的游戏世界，体验乐趣无穷的无尽世界探索，收集稀有的游戏物品，赚取游戏虚拟货币。这意味着，我们将会投入大量的时间和资源设计游戏中的每一片土地，让玩家感受一个独一无二的世界冒险体验。与此同时，我们意识到每个玩家探索游戏世界的过程既是一个塑造世界的过程，也是一种游戏中的社交体验。将部分重要的游戏世界交给玩家去构建，其本身也是一个丰富游戏内容的方案。于是，代表余烬之剑土地所有权的ERC-721非同质化代币诞生了。我们希望通过将游戏土地所有权交给玩家的方式赋予玩家构建游戏世界和游戏社交体验的权利，并且将游戏公司的部分利润分享给土地的所有者。

在某种程度上，普通土地和殖民地适合一般玩家，此类型的土地提供玩家日常游戏的场所。和你的朋友们一起探索你们拥有的土地，在殖民地上建设属于你们的小型行会及其他适合的建筑是拥有土地的玩家获取游戏利润的途径。

小镇和城市拥有更高的土地等级和战略意义，这里可能成为玩家探索游戏世界的起点，因为大量的游戏核心建筑和服务只存在于小镇和城市中。这里可能成为大型行会的总部和玩家探索特别地带的聚集点，会有较高的玩家流动性，从而产生较高的游戏利润。因此，拥有小镇和城市土地的玩家应考虑提供全面多样的城镇建筑，建立属于自己的大型行会或将土地提供给这些大型的行会来建设和管理。听起来很复杂吗？不用担心，作为土地的拥有者，你未来将可以把你的部分殖民地，小镇和城市的土地出租给其他的玩家。

#### **掉落物品**

*余烬之剑的游戏世界不会提供存粹服务于提升物品掉落概率的物品，玩家获得的所有掉落物品都有其实用价值。*

单人玩家须在规定时间内拾取掉落在地上的物品，超过限定的拾取时间，未拾取的物品将开放给其他玩家拾取。组队玩家拾取掉落物品的权限可以预先在组队设置中设定。游戏中会掉落的物品可分为两类，一类是大宗物品，另一类是皮肤类装备。
Offbeat Wiki

**Welcome to the Offbeat Wiki!**
A Minecraft smp quickly falling into disorder as their cursed by offbeats, which limits players lives to be connected to an object.

Offbeat is separated into arcs for a sense of order, think of these as chapters to the whole story.

For character/player info go to: Characters

For story/lore info go to: Arcs

## Quick access

### Arc 1

DylD4wg, Pokabos, Kaden, Noahlonglegs,Kade (Damiqel)

## Arc 2

DylD4wg, UlvenKun, Conz, Skyslost

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Simp Empire

The Simp Empire was an expansionist state in early Mein World founded on a single block island in the Cogadh Sea. It would go on to occupy what is estimated to be about a seventh of the world and would become one of the most important countries in the history of Calestine.

## History

### Founding and Early Conquests

The Simpire was founded on April 4th as a single block island by timothy12139. Directly to it's north was the squeaker nation of Green India. 12139 built a cobblestone platform around his island after collecting resources from the soon-to-be Delphinium Colony, officially called 'the colony'. He received a small amount of aid from Graminica and XPH4N70MR34P3RX, using these resources to conquer the neighboring island nation of Green India.

The invasion did not last long and Green India was soon subjugated. After the subjugation of the island nation, it quickly rebelled again.
November Election Crisis

The November Election Crisis was a political crisis concurrent with the Cornean November 2020 election and the Second Asshole War. In response to his loss in the Cornean election, spirit250 committed or attempted to commit several terrorist attacks across Cornea. This action led to the Federal Republic of Cornea formally entering the Second Asshole War against spirit250 and the signing of the Negro Pact with Graminica.

### Background

Cornea, which had since its founding been a military dictatorship, had recently drafted its constitution and scheduled its first democratic election for November 1, 2020. As XPH4N70MR34P3RX was the founder and most influential figure in Cornea, and spirit250 had been a great contributor to the nation since it's founding, they were expected to win the election. This expectation gave spirit250 the confidence to threaten to commit a terrorist attack: on Graminica if he won the election, and on Cornea if he lost.

Another important thing of note was spirit250's fundamental misunderstanding of the workings of the Cornean government. He was under the impression that he was running for the position of President, whereas the executive position of the Federal Republic of Cornea was the Phantom (named after the founder, as is the title *Augustus* in the Roman Empire). Additionally, there were two positions of Phantom sharing equal power, yet spirit250 was under the impression that upon victory he would be the senior leader.

Additionally, GramCanMineAway was given temporary citizenship for one minute to vote in this election, for reasons unknown. He initially ran for office as a joke under the alias of Jerrick Little, the name of an infamous Neo-Confederate known to the people of Calestine. Likewise, he also promoted this ideology, despite the election taking place in Cornea and not the real life United States. He eventually dropped out of the running and pledged his support for spirit250.

spirit250's lead was upset by timothy12139's reentry into politics, with the announcement of his running for Phantom. Spirit's confidence in his victory, led him to cease significant campaigning, all while timothy12139's campaigning grew ever more aggressive. He ended up stealing all of spirit250's pledged votes behind the scenes, except for GramCanMineAway, who would honor his agreement. He even secured one of spirit250's two votes (Cornean citizens were entitled to two votes as there were two executive positions. One could be pledged to oneself and the other needed to be for another.), under the premise that he would also vote for him and they would rule together. However, timothy12139's intent from the beginning was to allow XPH4N70MR34P3RX's election.
Countries of Calestine

Over the course of Calestinian history, there have been many blocky countries, both recognized and unrecognized.

## Currently Existing Recognized States (October 1st, 2021)

Confederate States of Aurelia

Alaskaberian Empire

Kingdom of Alteria

Greater Sinuese Empire

Sakura Notani

Red Pakistan (de-facto non-existent)

Blaze

Nova Cannova

### List of all Recognized States and Known Unrecognized States by Date of Founding

Graminican Republic (March 29th, 2020-August 3rd, 2021)

Undostan (1 hour, March 29th)

Green India

Simp Empire

Second Green Indian state

State of Justice

Fonestish

Red Canada

Empire of Tapfer

Cactiland

Kingdom of Excalibur

Calibanian Revolutionary Republic

Federal Republic of Cornea

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

Grand Principality of Saint Grammington

Democratic People's Republic of Graminica

Tapfer Republic

Offbrand Cornea

Principality of Tapfer

Second Republic of Tapfer

Matthuadeen

Empire of Sinu

Spirit Nation/Wakondom Empire (October 31st, 2020-August 4th, 2021)

Third Tapfer Republic

Antheum

New Fonestish

Austin Republic

Ultramar

Democratic Union

Fourth Tapfer Republic

Illegitimate State of the Empire of the Republic of the Imperial Empire of the People's Democratic People's Republic of the United States of the Calestinian Union of States

Cum Valley

New Calestinian Republic

United Provinces of Graminica

Alaskaberian Empire

Sinu/Tranny Empire

Bloodycunt Empire

Confederate States of Aurelia

United States of Sped

Alterian Dictatorship

Free State of Waldenburg

Sakura Notani

Kingdom of Alteria

Red Pakistan

Kingdom of Nova Cannova

Empire of Spedolia

Bookuhstan

Second Republic of Bookuhstan

Valdreach Imperial Republic

Blaze Republic

Islamic State of Alteria and the Bloodycunt

Ireland

Viperland

"Nazi Germany"

United States of Spedolia

New Calestinian Republic