2020

Ever since the time the primate build specced into sweating, the human player base has been overpowered. Recent events are being theorized as a secret balance patch put out by the Devs. this wouldn't be the first secret balance patch. there are some key components to how this could have been put out by secret. Many have theorized this secret balance patch being the 2020 Balance patch. Many things have happened to the player base during this patch, here is the list. **NOTE: THE LIST MAY BE UPDATED AS NEW EVENTS OCCUR**

## Patch Notes

### January

June 2019-Present:Locust powercreep

Late November 2019- Late February 2019, January the most destructive-Australian wildfire event.

January 1-Hong Kong players protest over a legislation passed by the Chinese faction.

   January 3-Qasem Solemaini and Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis were eliminated by the American Faction.
January 5-Turkey deploys PvP-oriented Human players to participate in the Second Libyan Civil War event on the side of the UN Government of National Accord.

   January 9-ISIS players raid a Nigerien-affilated military base, eliminating 89 Nigerien players.

January 12-Taal volcano eruption event.

January 24-Earthquake event in Turkey eliminates 41 players.

    January 26-Kobe Bryant was eliminated, along with 8 others, in a helicopter crash.

January 28-Earthquake event in the Caribbean creates a tsunami but eliminated no one from the game.

January 30-WHO declared COVID-19 a public health emergency, first highlighting the mid-tier virus as a threat. COVID-19 only easily eliminates players who are already in the very-late game and those which already have problems with the code. (The lockdown has nerfed Humans more than the COVID 19 playerbase itself!)

### February

February 11-The World Health Organization (WHO) names the threat COVID-19 (COronaVIrus Disease of 2019)

February 23-Hindu riots aimed against Muslim players eliminate 53 players and damaged 200 more.

### March

March:Smooth Handfish added to banlist.

March 11:The WHO declares COVID-19 a pandemic, further stating its threat to the Human playerbase.

March 20:COVID-19 elimination count reaches 10,000.

March 26-The US surpasses China and Italy in the total number of players infected with COVID-19,
highlighting the incompetence of its guildmaster Donald Trump.

March 26-Militants stopped PvP around the world to help with COVID-19.

### April

April 2-COVID-19 bug fix count reaches 1,000,000

April 5-Youtube removes a video promoting a conspiracy theory that 5G creates and buffs COVID-19.

April 10-Return of the low-tier Ebola epidermic.

April 10-COVID-19 elimination count reaches 100,000.

April 14-Donald Trump withdraws funding from WHO, a move which will potentially buff COVID-19.

April 18-44 Boko Haram players intentionally quit their playthroughs in Chad.

April 22-52 players were eliminated by Islamists for refusing to join their factions.

April 23:Facebook removes targeted ads for pseudoscience and conspiracy theories.

April 27-COVID-19 count reaches 3,000,000.

### May

May 3-4-Venezuelan players and an American-affilated weaponsmith company, Silvercorp USA, fail to overthrow guildmaster Nicholas Maduro.

May 7-11 players are eliminated and 5,000 recieved debuffs from styrene gas leak in India.

May 10- COVID-19 count reaches 4,000,000.

May 14- COVID-19 elimination count reaches 300,000

May 14-The UN warns of mass [Depression] and [Fear] debuffs from COVID-19.

May 15-Dataminers announce the world's first playable terrestrial build, a millipede build known as Kampecaris.

May 21- Cyclone Amphan eliminates 100 players and forced 4,000,000 more to switch bases.

May 21-COVID-19 count reaches 5,000,000.

May 25-George Floyd was eliminated by a white player from the police officer prestige class.

May 26-Protest follow after the death of George Floyd, escalating in some players damaging the protesters with their terrestrial mounts.

May 26-A Cattle player recieved damage and the [Damaged Jaw] debuff from taking firecracker-laden loot.

May 28-An Elephant player lost its playthrough from taking firecracker-laden loot.

May 31-COVID-19 fix count reaches 6,000,000.

### June

June 1-Donald Trump labels Antifa a terrorist organization.

June 7-COVID-19 elimination count reaches 400,000

June 8-COVID-19 count reaches 7,000,000

June 13-Human player Jake Paul was arrested for looting a shopping mall during the riots.

June 15-At least 20 Indian players and more than 40 Chinese players were damaged or eliminated in PvP over Galwan Valley.

June 16-COVID-19 count reaches 8,000,000

June 22-COVID-19 count reaches 9,000,000

June 23-7.5 magnitude earthquake event eliminates 4 players in Oaxaca, Mexico.

June 28-The Saharan dust storn has finally crossed the American server.

June 28-COVID-19 death count reaches 10,000,000

June 28-COVID-19 elimination count reaches 500,000

June 29- India subserver bans 60 Chinese apps after a conflict

### July

July 2-Landslide eliminates 174 players in Myanmar.

July 3-COVID-19 body count reaches 11,000,000

July 8-COVID-19 count reaches 12,000,000

July 12-China reports 141 eliminated players and 28,000 bases being damaged from the June flood event.

July 18-COVID-19 elimination count reaches 600,000

July 19-Brahmagupta river flood event eliminates 189 players and strips 4,000,000 more of their homebase.

July 22-COVID-19 count reaches 15,000,000