Dorf on Golf

[This episode transcript is a work in progress, but less of a work in progress than it was a while ago.]

Oh, welcome to Trainhotdog, the uh, the podcast I record on "BART" (Bay Area Rapid Transit) on the way back from recording "Video Games Hotdog." This is episode one. So today I'm going to be talking about "Dorf." I'll be looking at "Dorf" on Wikipedia. (Unintelligible.) Dorf on golf- (Unitelligible.) Wikipedia page: Dorf... Alright, Dorf... Referred to... Oh man, it says who he is: Dorf is a fictional character portrayed by Tim Conway- but it does not have a Wikipedia entry for "Dorf." Well, I think I saw one for "Dorf on Golf," so that's going to have to do... "Dorf on Golf"... Okay... Oh man, look at that funny lookin' guy; he's got no shins. "No-shins Dorf." Starring Vincent Schiavelli. Oh, that's a lovely character actor. "Dorf on Golf" is a 1987 comedy film starring Tim Conway, Vincent Schiavelli and Michele Smith. The film is, um, is the first in a series of eight films- Eight!? Holy crap! So, there are eight of these movies... -released by Conway using the "Dorf" sporting theme. The film had a total cast of three. There are eight "Dorf" movies- there are eight "Dorf" sports movies? I'm looking this up right now. I, M, D, B (Spelling aloud the "International Movie Database.") Dorf. Dorg? Thanks. Dorg, Dorf. Steven Dorf. Clearly. "Dorf on Golf," direct to video, 1987. The first (unintelligible) -Tim Conway... Critic reviews... 8.6/10, that's pretty good. You can see all the photos. He looks like he's... Well, he is dead actually. He looks like he's dead, that's what matters. He is, and is... 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