Emo

* Male
* Female

### Negative Personality Traits

Intimidating, close-minded, edgy, abusive, pessimistic, fake, traitorous, cynical, cold, crazy, self-destructive

### Hangouts

Hot Topic, malls, art museums, coffee shops, bars, concerts, cartoon Fandom websites

**Emo** is an emotionally unstable simp who acts depressed all of the time and he or she loves a certain person or hobby completely, but he or she hates another person completely for criticizing their beloved 'God'.

## Appearance

An emo has natural black hair that is dyed with light blue or blonde color, has his or her hair covering one of his or her eyes, has black eye-liners, has black or purple lips, has piercings below his or her lips, and has tattoos on his or her arms. An emo wears a black shirt and skinny black pants or jeans. An emo has a bad boy/bad girl.

## Profile

An emo believes that he or she wants to commit suicide from depression by cutting his or her wrist. However, an emo is not completely depressed, and he or she is just a middle class white poser who only acts this way for attention and a self-esteem boost, even if they do cut himself or herself to calm their anger or self-hatred down. On top of this, an emo has other emo friends, scenester friends, hipster friends, and a family to hang out with to suppress his or her anguish. Besides, there are other people, like the starving kids in Africa and protestors being blinded and crippled by the police in Hong Kong, who are way worst off in life than an emo. Unlike a skeptic goth who thinks that the world is screwed up, an emo thinks that he or she and other people in the world are screwed up and self-centered. Thanks to an emo ruining the reputation of actual depressed people, actual depressed people are not being taken seriously by society and suicide rates have increased.

Selfishly, an emo is not interested in getting to know a partner's character. An emo only cares about a partner's body to have sex with to boost his or her low self-esteem. This is why an emo remains single in a relationship throughout most of his or her life, which causes an emo to shout out the dramatic 'forever alone' slogan on the internet to show how pathetic he or she really is.

## Hobbies

* Listening to brooding music, My Chemical Romance or Fall Out Boy.
* Picking which clothes he or she loves to wear at Hot Topic.
* Impersonating as a goth to fit in with the subculture to abandon being a social outcast.
* Writing poems about how gloomy and depressed life is.
* Writing suicide notes.
* Smoking cigars in public.

## Disorders

* Bipolar disorder (type II)
* Borderline personality disorder (petulant/self-destructive borderline)
* Intermittent explosive disorder
* Substance use disorder

## Quote Examples

"Why do you always want to take everything away from me!? GOD!"

"I can't take life anymore! I want to slit my own wrist to end the pain I endured for so long."

"It's been two moon's time since Becky extracted my still-beating heart and fed it to a swarm of rabid wolverines."

"Wow... you are a true emo God."

"You are such a Nazi asshole."

"Dad. You're only being emo because you don't like ME being emo. You want me to stop, but emo is who I am."

"You're the emo poser. Your favorite show is Two and a Half Men!"

"As an emo, others feel my pain, but my family never understands me."

"I'm going to smoke some cigars. Bye."

"Sorry. I don't like you. That is why I don't want to be friends with you. Goodbye forever."

"Embarrassment is an emotion... do not hide from it, ....wallow within it."

"But without you, I am nothing."

"It doesn't matter how someone discovers emo. It only matters if someone is true to emo."

"Chris. Maybe you used to be emo, but you just got a job as a caddie. You work in the DAYLIGHT!"

"Come. Let us come to my room to write poetry."

"Hmm... God! Fuck me harder while French kissing me!"

"It's Paramore! You guys are emo Gods."

"Do not fight it Michael. Is being emo really all that different from being goth? JOIN US!"

## Emo's Respect Percentage

* Geek = 50%/100%
* Nerd = 60%/100%
* Neckbeard = 20%/100%
* Normie = 50%/100%
* Ghetto Kid = 45%/100%
* Greaser = 40%/100%
* Preppy (Soc) = 35%/100%
* Queen Bee = 30%/100%
* Jock = 25%/100%
* Redneck = 40%/100%
* LGBT = 65%/100%
* Hippie = 50%/100%
* Stoner = 50%/100%
* Dropout = 25%/100%
* Punk = 25%/100%
* Goth = 25%/100%
* Scene Kid = 90%/100%
* Hipster = 90%/100%
* Bully = 40%/100%
* Incel = 20%/100%
* Loner = 20%/100%

## Stats

* HP (Health Points) = 50/100
* Strength = 50/100
* Skill = 80/100
* Speed = 70/100
* Luck = 30/100
* Defense = 35/100
* Resistance = 90/100
* Constitution = 50/100
* Intelligence = 75/100

Total = 530/900