Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 5: 1995 TranSouth Financial 400

Jeff Gorvette would start at pole position but sadly... he crashed on lap 200 because Ron Blaster did a PIT Maneuver on Chuck Armstrong, causing Armstrong to collect multiple cars including Gorvette. The winner was sadly, EUGENE CARBURASKI!

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: Ok, you're qualifying on the pole!

Jeff Gorvette: Woo hoo! Pole position!

(The race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 23)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is still the leader! He has been a good racer, and rookie Rowley Boltstrike is right behind him!

OOR crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Rowley Boltstrike: ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: And Rolwey passes him on the inside!

Ken Squier: Boltstrike will lead lap 23!

(lap 49)

Ray Reverham: Go to the outside of the 01 car.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (goes into the inside)

Ken Squier: Gerald Leadfoot out front, now Jeff Gorvette looks to the outside!

Ned Carrett: And now he passes Gerald!

Spike: YES!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 49!

(lap 76)

Mood Springs crew cheif: Go low of the 24!

Chuck Armstrong: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ray Reverham: Chuck Armstrong passes Jeff Gorvette and will lead lap 76! It's now lap 77 and there is your leader this race, Chuck Armstrong!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is in 2nd, and Micheal Cartrip, up to 3rd!

Pinkie: Now Jeff Gorvette trying to get the lead back from Chuck Armstrong, but Chuck gets a great block ahead of him!

Ken Squier: They're now on turn 3, and Jeff Gorvette is drafting on Chuck Armstrong, but couldn't take the lead from him!

Ned Carrett: Chuck is now still holding Gorvette from taking the lead!

Ken Squier: Chuck Armstrong will lead lap number 77! It's now lap 78, and the leader is still Chuck Armstrong! Jeff Gorvette's 2nd and Micheal Cartrip in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: And Micheal Cartrip has never won a race!

Spike: Yeah! Micheal is sure a Magnet Face. He crashed many times in his career like Sammy Smelter, who sometimes went pooping during a race!

Ned Carrett: Like in the 1981 Richmond 400, Sammy had terrible poop due to eating a dirty taco!

Pinkie: He also did that in the 1986 Memphis 400 where Cale Yarblowgh is out due to that.

Spike: And in the 1991 Dinoco 400, Sammy pooped at Dale Carrett, causing Dale to take out Charles Johnson and Ernie Gearson! Charles sadly gets his career ending crash.

Ken Squier: Now Chuck Armstrong leads lap 78! It's lap 79 and Chuck Armstrong is still in the lead! Micheal Cartrip is still in 2nd place!

Ned Carrett: And Micheal Cartrip trying to take the lead from Chuck Armstrong! He's trying to get his 1st win!

Ken Squier: They're fighting towards the front stretch and Chuck Armstrong holds the lead!

Spike: Micheal Cartrip is strugglng for a win! If he crashes this race, then it would be horrible!

Ned Carrett: Or maybe, he'll end up like Sammy Smelter, who crashes and poops many times!

Napa crew cheif: Go high above the 33!

Micheal Cartrip: Ok! (passes Chuck Armstrong)

Pinkie: Now Micheal Cartrip passes Chuck on the outsdie, and takes the lead!

Spike: I hope Micheal Cartrip gets his first win! And now he will lead this lap of the race!

Ken Squier: Now, it's lap 80 and Micheal Cartrip is in the lead! Fallowed by Chuck Armstrong and Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: And Chuck Armstrong trying to take the lead back, but Micheal Cartrip gets a good block! He holds Cuck from taking the lead!

Spike: And here comes Jeff Gorvette passing Chuck Armstrong for 2nd!

Pinkie: Now he's gonna challange on the leader, Micheal Cartrip!

Ray Reverham: I above the 15!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok, Reverham! (passes Micheal Cartrip)

Ken Squier: Micheal Cartrip trying to hold the lead, but Gorvette gets a good pass on Micheal Cartrip and has the lead!

Spike: Micheal Cartrip tries to take the lead back but Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 80!

(lap 142)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette continues this lead with Billy Oilchanger behind him!

Octane Gain crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Billy Oilchanger: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: And Billy Oilchanger passes him! He will lead lap 142!

(lap 146)

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to take the lead! (passes Billy Oilchanger)

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette takes back the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff will lead lap 146!

(lap 160)

Ken Squier: It's lap 160! And Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead!

Ned Carrett: And Eugene Carburaski is up to 2nd!

Spike: I don't want Eugene to take the lead! He's a very mean racer! He wrecked Dale Earnhardt so many times, and he's now trying to take the lead!

Tank Coat crew cheif: Go to the outside!

Eugene Carburaski: HA HA HA HA HA! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! I know you! You're that mean pink car who crashed Ken Schrader last race!

Spike: OH NO! EUGENE CARBURASKI HAS THE LEAD! HE WILL LEAD LAP 160!

Eugene Carburaski: Ceatch me if you can, ugly rainbow!

Jeff Gorvette: I'LL SHOW YOU! (chases Eugene Carburaski)

Ned Carrett: Now Eugene Carburaski and Jeff Gorvette are gonna fight for the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette doesn't want to get beaten by the mean pink car!

Ray Reverham: Inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

Eugene Carburaski: NOT SO FAST! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Now Eugene makes the massive block on Jeff Gorvette on turn 3!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU CAN'T DO IT LIKE THAT! IT'S REALLY UNFAIR!

Eugene Carburaski: HA HA HA HA! YOU CAN'T PASS ME NOW!

Ken Squier: Now Eugene Carburaski will lead lap 161! It's lap 162, and Eugene Carburaski still holds the lead from Jeff Gorvette!

Spike: Yeah! I hate Eugene! He's that mean pink car!

Jeff Gorvette: HEY! STOP BLOCKING ME!

Eugene Carburaski: HA! IF YOU PASS ME, I'M GONNA WRECK YOU!

Jeff Gorvette: OH YEAH! (goes into the inside)

(Eugene Carburaski makes contact with Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Eugene makes contact with Jeff Gorvette! Now he and Jeff are fighting for the lead!

Spike: Come on, Jeff! You can pass him!

Eugene Carburaski: TAKE THIS IF YOU PASS ME!

Jeff gorvette: SEEYA SUCKER! (passes Eugene Carburaski)

Eugene Carburaski: ARGH!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 162!

(lap 190)

Eugene Carburaski: I HAVE YOU NOW, GORVETTE! (bonks into Jeff Gorvette)

(Eugene Carburaski, Chuck Armstrong and Ron Blaster pass Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: THIS CAN'T BE!

Ken Squier: Now Eugene Carburaski will lead lap 190!

(lap 200)

Ron Blaster: TAKE THIS, CHUNK (yee) ARMWEAK! (turns Chuck Armstrong)

Chuck Armstrong: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Ned Carrett: OH! Chuck Armstrong spins and takes out Jeff Gorvette, Alloy Wilson, and Jonathan Melter!

Ken Squier: And the cauiton is out!

Ray Reverham: It's over, pal. We'll win next race.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

(finish)

Dale Earnhardt: Now! Time to win this!

Eugene Carburaski: NO! (blocks Dale Earnhardt)

Spike: OH NO! EUGENE BLOCKS EARNHARDT! NOW HE WINS THE TRANSOTH 500!

Eugene Carburaski: HA HA HA HA! YOU'LL NEVER BE FAST AS ME!

Dale Earnhardt: That's so mean!

Jeff Gorvette: YEAH! VERY MEAN! YOU SHOULD GET OUT ANYWAY!

Eugene Carburaski: UGH! WHATEVER!