The Thanos Movie

**The Thanos Movie**, officially titled **End of Eden: The Thanos Movie**, with the alternate titles **The Thanos Movie: Where's the Baby?** and **The Fantastic Four**, is an action science-fiction-fantasy space opera / psychological thriller / experimental mumblecore film based on the Furry Porn Webcomic *Housepets!* and the video game *Fortnite*. At a runtime of five hours, *The Fantastic Four* is the longest movie ever produced by Horizon Studios. The film weaves together the long-running stories of *Last King of New Eden, Spooky House, Sentinels of the Multiverse*, *Swamp X*, *The Hiram Continuities* and *Crisis on Infinite Bens.*

## Production

*The Fantastic Four* originated in a post-credit scene found in *Return of The King of New Eden*. In the scene, Protodermis Ken warps into Supreme Leader Snoke's room, wakes him up, tries to warn him of a coming threat, but then realizes he's "too far back." According to the unreleased DVD commentary for the film, this scene was regarded as a joke and was not seen as a legitimate teasing of a real film.

However, it soon became clear that work on *The Fantastic Four* would begin in earnest. The first trailer for the movie released on December 17th, 2018, two years and eight months before the film was completed. The trailer teased the inclusion of characters such as Silverado, Drac, and Joel, none of whom would appear in the finished work.

Pricipal photography for the movie began during the summer of 2019. Here, the portions of *The Fantastic Four* that took place in the Last King Universe were shot. This process continued through winter 2019 and into the summer of 2020. This process consumed the sanity of everyone involved in it, and had crumbled into shouting matches and frayed tempers. For a time, the prospects of the film's completion looked grim.

In August 2020, the script for the animated portions of *The Fantastic Four* was written. A Horizon Studios Member known only as "ScorpiosAlpha" began animating the film in September of 2020. He concocted the film in his animation program of choice, the DarkRP program and YTP maker *Garry's Mod*. "ScorpiosAlpha" descended into an advanced ascetic state during this time, disabusing himself of mortal pleasures and his own mental stability in order to complete his creation. After a grueling year of animation and editing, the film was complete.

## Reception

*The Fantastic Four* released on DVD, VHS, and the streaming platform *Quibi* on August 17th, 2021, to widespread commercial and critical acclaim. Writing for the publication *Osh'Kosh'Bgosh Queue*, a film critic known for her work in the *TL Voice* called it "an incredible movie." A limited film release made it the most popular movie in Western Sahara, Somaliland, and Greenland in 2021 (or, at least, there is no evidence to *disprove* this claim). When asked about how the movie was, Jude gave a grunt that could be interpreted as positive, and said "I've seen better."

## Plot

There is literally too much going on in this movie to give an adequate summary of it's plot. It's kind of like Gormiti except instead of Magor it's Thanos. Gale Graceigan is the main character, I think, and she makes the anti-Xanos IRA. Ben and Asriel (like from undertale) and Pagan are there. Ben 10 is in it inexplicably. Davey Bones is a head, and Sam is in the movie, and there's something called the Thalia. Mike Pence dies in it (spoilers!). I guess you could kind of think of it like DBZ the final chapters, but the Great Saiyaman arc is happening at the same time as the Majin Buu part, and Great Saiyaman is Gale and Majin Buu is Thanos.

Okay lets do this for real. I'm running on like 5 hours of sleep and some of the shittiest coffee in the world but I'm gonna try to summarize the plot of the Thanos Movie from memory. Okay so

Act 0

After the events of Trouble in the Continuities, Hiram, Melantha, and Pence snuck aboard Xanos' flagship, the *Zellers*, and called the Concordat fleet for a diversion. Hiram and Melly attempt to sabotage the ship, but are caught by Xanos's retinue. Blue Kavanaugh kills Pence in front of everyone - is that supposed to be like political commentary or somehting? Meanwhile the MVSF boys are like "woah a distress signal from the concordat" and they go down to the planet to help. any ways on Laakash Sam stops for repairs but WOAH captain hook is there! So sam goes to check on the weird lady from lost lights. She says Xanos is coming and then get hit by a steel beam. There is a big ass fight on the planet, Sam and Hiram and Melly meet (those 2 escaped somehow?) and dleta squad gets their asses kicked. Sam sees Thalia and their chronic "saving women with uncommon skin colors" syndrome kicks in. Pagan ends up on the Zellers. cause hes a big dummy. Ben and Asriel go to space to help pagan but they get stuck on an asteroid so they hitchike with Sam and the Concordat gang.

Act 1

Gale Graceigan is scavenging in the ruins of Gruganda and ruminating on her expectations when Pirate King and Cyberpunk show up to fight her. Pirate King reveals it was just a test of Strength and that Mr. Tow wants them to help with a new mission. They fight a BT, talk about beauty, and then leave. (That seems way shorter than Act 0 but this part is longer.)

There's a long scene on the void hare where everybody explains themselves and the plot to each other. Ben facetimes with Artaxes, who wants him to go kill Xanos instead of helping Earth. He reluctantly agrees.

Gale talks to Mr Tow and Mr Mclintock in Richmond and learns about her assignment to investigate aliens and stop the dirty pit kill team. On the way back the gang gets attacked and the enemy is a double. They defeat the stand user and PK makes the shrek pose. I think this is also where the Dirty pit kill team gets introduced.

They're still on the voidhare and explaining the plot. Ben just needs to call Ben 10 on uh, discord. The funniest scene in history plays. Meanwhile Thanos is palpatine-ing Pagan for reasons I still don't really understand, and Pagan is enough of a dumbass that he buys it.

FUUCK whath appens next?? Umm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm OKAY SO I THINK the next scene is the one where they go to meet Jhin, and everyone's like "JHIN OUR BOY" but the dirty pit attacks! and they fight and kill a bunch of them BUT THEN THANOS GUYS ATTACK! and they get their asses kicked and Gale runs away but fortnite mask chases her but Jhin moves in his stopped time and spooks him off.

definitely getting something wrong at this point but i think the next part is when they go to the spooky house universe and they meet davey and all the other bens and they fight mr eldred and at the end Ben's like "come here Pagan" but its like that spongebob episode where gary goes the other way

Act 2

campfire scene

vibe gang goes to the followers of the apocalypse house. Gale says she really appreciates Cyperpunk its kinda like that one part in deltarune 2 on the swan

the gmod guys are like we gotta go to the mattress realm??? Im way off baseline at this point

The Chief from spongebob comes on to explain the plot to Gale, now we know what an eternal flame is. but uh oh the dirty boys have attacked! They have a big ass rumble and Racketeering Racoon gets thrown into a pool

IS this the part where the rest of delta squad does a communist revolution? that had to be earlier but I'm saying it's here

Oh no funniest killed cyberpunk!

they go to the mattress realm and they're like whats goin on here

Jhin vs fortnite mask - whoa hes protodermis ken?? Blue Kavanaugh fights PK while Gale fights funniest. The gang wins

Huge ass fight in the mattress realm its very cool actually. Ben gets dark knight risen, Pretty much everyone dies, Hiram does suicide bombing. The SNAP!!!

Jhin gets fucking erased, as does everyone

Alex Trebeck says dont stop. The boys jump into the portal.

Act 3

Asriel sad flashback moment

They all wake up and suddenly everything is made of cardboard

Gale finds the boys on the beach but she has existential dread

Tent scene, gale unmasks fortnite mask

tent scene 2, she runs away

the rest of the gang is like well we gotta fight sanos i guess, meanwhile gale talks to ghost dad

they show up for the final battle. They try to get him but hes to strong but WOAH gale is here and shes cool now cause she has a leather jacket and the miles morales music is playing. Ben 10 finishes his arc but no one cares

they have a big fight and its very epic and the swamp monsters are there and lil xan runs away

Funniest kills PK oh no! but theres a very emotional ghost scene where everyone is proud of gale which finishes her arc

Sam and Ben 10 and Davey Bones are like "we gotta help Thalia" so they go back to GMOD and have a cool fight with Librieus and they kill him and save thalia. Davey and Ben 10 die here i think

Gale confronts Xanos and Xanos is like "youre just a kid" and Gale is like "Im a goofy goober ROCK" and incinerates him with the power of God. She hugs all her friends and resets the universe. Theres a cool scene where its back to act 0 and everyone lives happily ever after im tired of this bit