Prophet Bhushan

Prophet Pranav Bhushan Azizi was the Supreme Trainer of the Mujadeen in Bigppian Islam. He started of as Allah's Secretary, but did not agree with Allah's decision to hand the throne over to The Lord, rather than Sree Chinta. This led Prophet Bhushan to leave Allah's side, and associate with the Mujadeen. Prophet Bhushan is known for crafting some of the greatest warriors of all time, including Anirudh Rao, Shailesh Sharavana Mohammed, and Sriram Dasarathy Aramhaziri. Up to his death, Prophe Bhushan remained devoted to destroying the Mujahideen, and mainly, his enemy Emir Sarnesh Khan Habibi of the Mujahideen Council.

Prophet Pranav Bhushan lived a very controversial life, with many criticizing his training methods, which often included calling the parents of trainees, when performance was below expectations. This has led many to label him as weak, although on the battlefield he was regarded as a menace.

## Early Life

Prophet Pranav Bhushan Azizi was born 1 trillion years ago. At the age of 13, he had fought his first major war against General Hussein Hiyasat of Dirki. The series of conflicts between Prophet Bhushan and General Hussein came to be known as the Gai Wars. They were known as the first major wars in Islamic History. Ultimately, Allah put an end to the war through a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Prophet Bhushan emerged the victor, but out of the kindness of his heart, gave the win to Hussein. Allah, upon seeing this act of goodwill, rewarded Pranav by making him the Secretary to the Islamic Throne. In this position, Prophet Bhushan was expected to remain loyal to whoever was on the Islamic Throne.

Prophet Bhushan began to turn against Allah after the formation of The Mujahideen Council, which was meant to aid Allah's younger son, The Lord. Prophet Bhushan did not find it fair that Sree Chinta was not provided a council of his own. However, it was later discovered that Propher Bhushan believed he was mistreated by Sarnesh Khan of the Mujahideen Council. He was unable to prove his claims in court, and therefore, no further action was taken. Unsatisfied with this verdict, Prophet Bhushan attempted calling Allah's Mother, but was greeted with "Stop being a dumbass". It was at this moment that Prophet Bhushan questioned his allegiance to Allah.

When Prophet Bhushan was 1 million years old, his father went into a food coma due to a Paneer overdose. This caused Prophet Bhushan to develop a rage against the world, and it was then that he decided to go to war against Allah and the Mujahideen. Prophet Bhushan convinced Sree Chinta to secede from the Bigppian Empire, and assured him that he would train warriors to fight for the Mujahideen. Together, they founded the Mujadeen Army.

## Mujadeen

While at the Mujadeen, Prophet Bhushan assembled an army of over 1 Googol members. Due to their being such a large number of members in the army, he was unable to give individual attention to everyone. However, he had a keen eye, and was able to identify unique warriors, such as Anirudh Rao and Shailesh Sharavana. It is important to note that his trainees were known as the most pathetic of all warriors known to Islam. Regardless, Prophet Bhushan continued to train soldiers throughout the remainder of his life.

Prophet Bhushan was the one who declared war on the Mujahideen 2 Trillion Years ago. Everyone, including his own men, laughed at him. However, when he arrived on the battlefield, they continued laughing.

## Tryst With Anirudh Rao

While training at Fort Jerry, Prophet Bhushan spotted a particularly unfit young man who was capable of eating as much food as there was in the Liquor Store. Prophet Bhushan, due to his Prophetic abilities, was able to figure out that this was a special talent. Together, the duo trained for 1 million years, both before and during the Islamic Civil War. Anirudh Rao eventually came to be known as the most useless of all Mujadeens on the Earth.

While training with Anirudh Rao, Prophet Bhushan allowed Rao to become the Jinchuriki of the 9 Chips, leading Anirudh Rao to consume 9.5\*10^2000 bags of Hot Cheetos, as well as 5 Quadrillion cans of Pepsi in a single day. After becoming the host to the 9 Chips, Anirudh Rao gained unlimited power, which allowed him to defeat any opponent through his secret Justu, "Its ok Genjustu". Prophet Bhushan is largely credited with creating this jutsu, and passing it on to his pupil.

## Islamic Civil War

Prophet Bhushan was the one who initiated the Islamic Civil War, in an attempt to destroy his rival, Emir Sarnesh Khan Habibi. The effort was in vain, as the Mujahideen Council did not appear on the battlefield until years after Prophet Bhushan's death.

In the War, Prophet Bhushan fough valiantly for a grand total of 2 kills, and was injured over 5 Octillion times. This caused Sree Chinta to facepalm at the very thought of Prophet Bhushan on the battlefield. Prophet Bhushan, due to his incompetence and over-reliance on his mother, was never promoted to rank of General. He remained a puppet for the rest of his life, up until his death in the Islamic Civil War.

## Death

Prophet Pranav Bhushan was killed at The Battle of Penn State, one of the bloodiest battles throughout the entire Civil War.

On May 1, 2020, Prophet Bhushan received a note that summoned him to Penn State. However, believing he was summoned to UPenn, he decided to go there instead. Once he arrived there, the Mujadeen Army, not anticipating any visitors, attacked him. He attempted to put up a defense, screaming 'Mommy!!!' multiple times, but to no avail. It is unknown who shot the fatal shot, but it largely believed to be General LulJ.

Once the Mujadeen realized that Prophet Bhushan was one of their own men, they rushed him to the hospitals, where the doctors laughed at his plight. They laughed so hard that they were unable to treat him. Prophet Bhushan died an hour later. In a show of revenge, General LulJ burned the hospital down, killing more of his men in the process. During the actual Battle itself, Prophet Bhushan was the only casualty.

## Legacy

50 million years after Prophet Bhushan's death, another man, with a similar attitude was spotted on the Earth. This man was Shyam Vyas Amiri. Shyam Vyas also has issues with Sarnesh Khan, one accusing the Emir of 'being gay for kissing girls'. This has led many to believe that Vyas is a reincarnate of Prophet Bhushan.