BLA Propaganda

Episode 3: BLA Propaganda is the third episode of Kaiserland.

## Plot

The warplane had landed in the Maharajahnate of Morocco. A Troupe of Moroccan guards herd the Jews like cattle into a cargo train heading towards Goshen. Hans and his family with the Mischka Family, Hoffman Family and all the Families and Rabbis, Teachers and Elders into the carts. Hans and his parents were about to enter the train as Mischka, her mother, maternal grandmother and aunts were all entering, but a guard stopped them.

Fredrick Fergoff: Hey let us in they are friends of our family!!!!!

German Trooper: No can do sir. The train is full.

Miranda Fergoff: (begs) Please, let us on it's only me, my husband, son and father in law.

Hans seeing Gretel's face of fear tried to get to him and let him and his family on, but a Moroccan trooper beat her back with the butt of his riffle.

Moroccan Trooper: (roars angrily in Arabic) Shut up Filthy Jew!!!!

Suddenly gunshots rang through the train station as there were bangs on the train cars. Then Bombs were rapidly being thrown at the train cars in which they exploded in a way that nobody would survive.

German Trooper: ALL TROOPERS AT YOUR STATIONS WE'RE BEING RAIDED!!!!!!

Moroccan Trooper: Better not be berbers.

German Trooper: I don't think Berbers are that good.

Moroccan Trooper: (picks up binoculars and then sees Africans wearing tribal armor with guns and bombs) Shit it's the Black Liberation Army!!!!!!

Hans then seeing this freaks out and hides as he escapes the Chaos. Hans while hiding then sees a BLA soldier jump up and attack his parents by butchering them with a sickle. Hans seeing the butchering then is scared of the soldiers and sad with tears of blood over the death of his loved ones. The soldier then greets his comrades as then turns around to face them.

Black Liberation Army Ringleader: DEATH TO ALL WHITES!!!!!

The army then roared death to all whites.

Black Liberation Army Ringleader: DEATH TO ALL INDO-ARYANS!!!!!

The army then roared death to all Indo-Aryans.

Black Liberation Army Ringleader: DEATH TO ALL ARABS!!!!!!

The army roared the same thing back.

Black Liberation Army Ringleader: DEATH TO ALL SLAVES!!!!!!!!!!

The army then roared the same thing back.

Black Liberation Army Ringleader: LONG LIVE FREE AFRICA!!!!!!

The Army then roared the same thing back. A trooper noticed Hans trying to scurry out of the station.

Black Liberation Army Trooper 1: WHITE!!!!!

The BLA troopers then aim their guns at Hans and start firing in volleys. They try to kill him but Hans got into their truck and started to hide out in the truck as it moved through the vast Moroccan desert making dust poof into the air

The truck passed through the Sahara as it passed Berbers who look at the thugs with fear and anger. Hans was in the truck looking at the equipment which made him nervous. What even made Hans more nervous was the fact he saw belongings of his family and friends with other people the thugs killed like clothes, money, heirlooms and frames of various relatives. Hans also saw a bunch of propaganda cartoons which made him disgusted.

There was one that has a demon that is an ugly looking Queen Victoria holding chain leashes of African slaves as she is cooking the slaves over a fire.

There was another propaganda cartoon that says "Revenge for our pain" as it depicts the Ottomans and Europeans eating a naked african slave woman with an apple in her mouth saying Africa.

There was a picture of the Kaiser himself with King Victor of Italy, King Alphonso of Spain and Reza Shah Pahlavi of Indo-Persia doing the conga on a bunch of dead african people saying "They are evil racists"

Then there was a propaganda cartoon of an African family 2 men, two women, 1 girl around the age of 10 and a baby in a giant Zoo cage being attacked attacked by a German soldier with the words "Death to all Whites"

Then there was a propaganda cartoon of a really cute and adorable Part Persian, Part Afghan and Part Punjab girl who has long wavy black hair with two bangs with a happy cheerful attitude dancing like a ballerina as there was poor sad African girl with long messy hair wearing a dirty stripped sling sleeve shirt, dirty overalls and dirty sneakers with a chain leash hooked to the back belt loops of her overalls attached to a pole like a dog with the slogan "Death to all Indo-Aryans"

Then Hans saw a Propaganda cartoon of Africans in a barn fenced in with Al-Zubayr Rahman Mansur wearing a farmer uniform and whip saying "Death to all Arabs"

Then Hans sees a Propaganda cartoon of an African King being given money as a reward by German, Italian, Spanish, Indo-Persian and Arab military officers as African guards work people to death with the caption "Death to all Slaves"

Hans finally sees a beautiful African woman wearing a metallic bronze bra and zebra spotted pants blessing Africans and all the animals of Africa saying "Long live Free Africa"

Hans found all of those propaganda cartoons disgusting and revolting and it makes him wonder why would people be treated like lowly animals.

Unknown Man: (voice) They're just propaganda cartoons.

Hans then turned around and saw Rabbi Fershmutt who is wearing a British Commando uniform.

Hans Fergoff: Rabbi Fershmut?

Rabbi Fershmut: That's my name while going undercover in Germany.

Hans Fergoff: (angry) Then who are you really?

Lancelot Mcguire: I am Lancelot Mcguire, a soldier of the Kingdom of Britain.

Hans Fergoff: Kingdom of Britain?

Lancelot Mcguire: That's right.

Hans Fergoff: But why spy on us Jews in Germany?

Lancelot Mcguire: The British Intelligence Agency had discovered that Erich Ludendorff and Adolf Hitler have convinced the Kaiser to send all Jews to the State of Goshen during the rampage of the BLA, They have sent me to go undercover in your school and report anything about the situation and how the Jews feel about it.

Hans Fergoff: (angry with tears) Then Why haven't the British saved us?

Lancelot Mcguire: Because the British are unable to, we're a continent away and it takes days to get to Europe and Africa.

Hans Fergoff: No...no...no I HATE THAT BEING THE TRUTH!!!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!!!

Lancelot Mcguire: Quiet down boy, they'll hear you.

Hans Fergoff: (furious) Let them come, I wanna die, I WANNA DIE AND BE WITH MY FAMILY IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!

Lancelot Mcguire: No you can start a new life just like your old one. You have so much to live for.

Hans Fergoff: What do you mean?

Lancelot Mcguire: God has created a world with tons of opportunities for you as a young man, opportunities that you will find out if you live.

Hans Fergoff: You mean live in a world where I have to avoid violence?

Lancelot Mcguire: Sadly yes.

Hans Fergoff: Great.

Lancelot Mcguire: But we need to get out of here.

Hans Fergoff: Cool, but first I need to get these propaganda cartoons and send them to the Colonial Authorities.

Lancelot Mcguire: And result in us getting arrested as agents of the Black Liberation Army, No.

Hans Fergoff: Why would they suspect of us working for the Black Liberation Army, we're not the same race as them.

Lancelot Mcguire: I know, but Spain and Italy are allies of Germany and they have the same, "All Jews are bad" Rhetoric.

Hans Fergoff: Why are they like that?

Lancelot Mcguire: Italy's Prime Minister Benito Mussolini and Spain's Prime Minister Francisco Franco are best friends with Hitler himself and their ideology is part of many ideologies that target Jews as enemies.

Hans Fergoff: What else?

Lancelot Mcguire: No more questions, we're in the supply truck of Black Liberation Army thugs.

Hans Fergoff: Crap.

So the truck then stops as a bunch of thugs then start making noise as they come out of the truck.

Black Liberation Army Trooper 2: (pissed) Damn it, why the hell do we have to arrive here at this village?

Black Liberation Army Trooper 3: To get the propaganda cartoons and sway the villagers here on our side.

Black Liberation Army Trooper 2: What's the point of that?

Black Liberation Army Trooper 3: Asshole we're to see if they are worthy for our cause and to live in the Free Africa.

Black Liberation Army Trooper 2: They'll call it blasphemy because they're slaves of the Fancy Whites, Arab Barbarians and Pretty Boy Persians!!!!!

Black Liberation Army Trooper 3: How do ya know that?

Black Liberation Army Trooper 2: I did it before but it failed due to the people being loyal to their rulers.

Suddenly Hans runs out, gets in the driver seat of the truck and drives away from the thugs. The BLA thugs then notice and freak out with rage.

Black Liberation Army Trooper 2: OH CRAP THE TRUCK'S RUNNING AWAY!!!!!

Black Liberation Army Trooper 3: NO YOU DUMBASS SOMEBODY HIJACKED IT!!!!!!

Black Liberation Army Trooper 2: WHO CARES WE NEED TO STOP IT!!!!!!

So the two troopers chase after the truck as they run on their feet. Hans seeing this then freaks out and starts shooting at them.

Lancelot Mcguire: What the hell Hans, are you retarded!!!!

Hans Fergoff: Just defending myself!!!

Lancelot Mcguire: Yeah but you need to aim properly and stop randomly shooting.

Hans Fergoff: Okay!!!

Hans then shoots one of the two troopers in the head as he plops on the savannah desert border dead like a possum. The other trooper stopped chasing the truck and ran to his dead comrade on the ground.

Black Liberation Army Trooper 2: NOOOOO MAKUNGA!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!

The trooper then looks at the killers of his comrade Makunga Hans and Lancelot with rage.

Black Liberation Army Trooper 2: YOU BASTARD WHITE MEN!!!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR KILLING MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!

Hans looked at the trooper with fear and then turned away to focus on his driving. Unfortunately Hans was too late as he then accidentally runs into a tree. Lancelot McGuire then escapes as Hans barely sees him get out of the destruction. Lancelot barely saves Hans as he gets kidnapped by the very same German Trooper who was there when Hans lost his friends.

German Trooper: Got ya British agent.

Lancelot Mcguire: (says grim with blood drooling down his beard) At last I am captured by the forces of Kaiser Wilhelm and the Nazis in Africa.

So the German Trooper has his comrades who are Spanish Soldiers arrest Lancelot Mcguire. They cart him off as they then walk way from what Hans had saw with his own eyes. Hans tried to save him, but it was no use as he was trying to get out and even if he did try to get out quick enough. He would fail.

Lancelot Mcguire: Go boy. Get to safety.

Hans then listened as he ran off to get help. Hans ran through the Desert with the propaganda cartoons in his hand so authority figures would know what was happening. He ran through the Sub-Sahara Savannah as fast as he could as it even made him hot and his lederhosen was sweating like crazy. Because of this Hans took of his lederhosen and long sleeve shirt as he found the corpse of a dead french soldier in which he took the dead guy's clothes. Hans then ripped off the lower pant legs of the soldier's pants and ripped off the sleeves of the shirt. Hans washed his lederhosen and put it in a bag he found near the dead soldier. Later on that night Hans started to sleep in the hot Savannah in his underwear. He prayed to Yahweh and prayed the traveler's prayer before he drifted into the night.