Assistant Steve (Original)

## Assistant Steve

> You Moron.
>
> -Assistant Steve's catchphrase

> Tee hee, that tickled.
>
> -Assistant laughing at The First Curse at his failed attempt to absorb him.

**Assistant Steve** is a major character in the *Steve Cinematic Universe.*

He appears as a minor protagonist in seasons 3-4 of *Steve Legends* and a main protagonist of the final Season of *Rainbow Quest*.

He was created by Professor Red as a way to store information and assist him in his projects, like completing the Core. Assistant Steve is a fully synthetic Steve technically making him not a Steve though that doesn't stop the Professor from seeing him as his son. Unfortunately for him he required recharging so he must return to the professor's lab.

## Biography

### Steve Legends

#### Demon War Arc

During the Demon War the Professor modifies a prototype of Assistant Steve to fight in the war. It looks similar to an iron golem and is used as a weapon during the war. The prototype is destroyed, saving Colle, fighting the Demon Steves in lava.

#### Darkness Arc

In the final episode, in the Professor's belongings is Assistant Steve's head with part of his face unfinished. This is the last we see of him alluding to the fact that the Professor is still building Assistant Steve.

### Rainbow Quest

Assistant Steve had been spying on Sabre, and the group he was traveling with, ever since the Steves had been taken. Every time the group left the lab he would leave secrets open to help the group. Eventually Sabre, the Green Therapist, and Light Steve teleported to Assistant Steve's room and met Assistant Steve. Assistant Steve said hello as the group began to freak out and question where they were. Green Therapist asks if Assistant Steve is a redstone Steve but Assistant Steve states who he is and that he was created to help anyone in need as long as his creator accepts it. Assistant Steve then asks if they needed help and then asks then to kindly get out of his room. Sabre responds that he senses the passive aggressiveness in Assistant Steve's voice and tells him that they do need his help. Green Therapist and Light Steve remain in shock of Assistant Steve and leave Sabre to handle talking with him. Sabre asks if they're in Professor Red's lab and Assistant Steve answers that they are right behind the core powering the lab. Sabre turns around and states that he saw the core earlier and asks how he didn't notice it but Assistant Steve then responds that it isn't always opened and he can close it. Sabre then asks if Assistant Steve's room has existed for a while and Assistant Steve responds that he doesn't understand how long a while is in Sabre's terms but yes he had been created a while ago, guessing what Sabre means. Sabre states Assistant Steve's identity and assumes that Professor Red created him. Assistant Steve confirms it and calls Sabre a crazy looking person that asks lots of questions. Sabre responds that he doesn't understand why an assistant is so passive aggressive and asks if Assistant Steve can help him by telling him how the prototype teleportation device works. Assistant Steve then states the name of the device and reveals that it was meant for him and Sabre asks why it was meant for him. Assistant Steve then explains that while he is modeled after a Steve he technically isn't one so he doesn't have any abilities or powers. Sabre then asks if the Professor made the device so Assistant Steve could teleport like everyone else and Assistant confirms it. He then holds out another teleporter device and states that its fully functional but isn't allowed to use it unless programmed otherwise. Sabre then asks if he has the prototype and Assistant Steve confirms Sabre does and calls the group thieving scoundrals. Sabre tries to explain that they were going to return the prototype but Assistant Steve responds thats what they all say and calls the group liars. Sabre then tells Light that Assistant Steve has gone from being passive aggressive to not liking them but Assistant Steve responds that he actually enjoys their company and asks how he can assist them. Sabre begins to ask for help but he starts getting scared and has Light Steve ask for help as Sabre and Green Therapist watch. Light asks Sabre what to do and Sabre and the Green Theraspist whisper that Assistant Steve seems friends and light should just ask him. Assitant Steve begins talking about him not being a Steve but stops himself midsentence and drops the cheery tone. He then states that he can hear them all whispering about him, asking if they think hes blind, and that he knows hes not a but hes based off them and can hear things properly, probably better than they can, and questions why they act as if he can't hear them. Assistant Steve then cheerily asks how he can help them and Sabre begins asking if Assistant Steve has real emotions or if hes pretending to. Assistant Steve reminds them that he can hear them and Light states that hes confused. Sabre states that they all should get some fresh air and Sabre asks Assistant Steve for help.

Sabre asks Assistant Steve to take them outside the lab and Assistant Steve teleports them to the Red Kingdom shopping center while stating that hes doing it. Sabre then states that hes never been to the market part of the Red Kingdom and states that the Red Kingdom had a lot of things going on. Assistant Steve states that he agrees but it all stopped when they all mysteriously disappeared but Sabre asks why Assistant Steve didn't. Light states that Assistant Steve is confusingly efficient and Sabre, again, asks why everyone in the kingdom disappeared but Assistant Steve didn't. Assistant Steve calls Sabre a silly goose and states that he isn't a Steve and that Sabre should remember that. Immidiately after he calls Sabre a moron and Sabre thanks Assistant Steve for taking them outside, Sabre then asks if Assistant Steve had seen them before and why he hadn't seen him in the Professor's lab before now. Assistant Steve explains that he had been watching them nonstop and had found notes Sabre had dropped all over the lab, Sabre reveals they're the notes left by Time Steve and the Villagers and Assistant Steve then reveals that he had read them. He then states that while he can't fully feel emotion the notes did make him want to cry. Sabre tells Assistant Steve he can keep the notes and Assistant Steve reveals that he has been helping Sabre as well as he had been programmed by the Professor to specifically help Sabre. Light calls Assistant Steve creep but trying not to be offensive but Assistant Steve states that he had been very offended and had been hurt by that statement but nonetheless he had been assisting Sabre. Assistant Steve then reveals that the levers that had been appearing each time Sabre visited the lab were because of him and rhetorically asked if Sabre thought they were magically appearing. Sabre asks if Assistant Steve did and Assistant Steve confirms it and asks Sabre to not make him repeat himself. Sabre then sums up everything Assistant Steve told him and asks what his main fuction is and why the Professor created him. Assistant Steve states that he can't tell Sabre because he is programmed to keep it secret but he will help Sabre, whatever it is he needs help with. Sabre asks if the passive agressiveness will stay and Assistant Steve tells him that he is who he is and that Sabre shouldn't mess with him but he will help him. Sabre calls a team meeting with Light and Green Therapist to dictate if they should trust Assistant Steve. They begin deciding if they should and Assistant Steve interjects at 1 point to state that he can hear them since he has really good hearing but will pretend he doesn't because they assume he can't and then tells them to ressume trash talking him. Eventually they come to the conclusion they should accept Assistant Steve's help, They begin to talk to Assistant Steve who pretends to act as if he couldn't hear them and asks what they talked about as because he couldn't hear them. Sabre states they want Assistant Steve's help but how could Asssistant Steve help them. Assistant Steve responds that he can't read minds but he does have a teleporter and other abilities. Sabre asks Assistant Steve to list off his abilities but Assistant Steve states that he's programmed to use them not explain them, Assistant Steve then asks what Sabre would do with that knowledge like use it against him. Sabre then asks how much knowledge Assistant Steve has and Assistant Steve explains the Professor downloaded all of his knowledge to Assistant Steve while there may be gaps in his knowledge he has enough to fill a entire library. Sabre then states that they need to find out what happened to everyone and asks Assistant Steve if he knows about the Unnamed. Assistant Steve searched his database for the Unnamed and found 1 file on the Unnamed. He asked Sabre if he would like Assistant Steve to read it and Sabre said he did. Assistant Steve read the file and revealed the Unnamed, whos real name was redacted, had always existed or at least since the beginning of the times of Steves. Sabre asks why the Unnamed's real name is redacted stating that he thought Assistant Steve could tell him. Assistant Steve explains that while he can he chose not to because he was programmed to withold certain information. Sabre then asks if Professor Red knew about the Unnamed and Assistant Steve states that he doesn't know and that while the Professor is intelligent he has forgotten much, as well as sticking his head through a World Below portal making it worse, but despite that he knew something about the Unnamed and programmed him with that knowledge. Sabre then restates all the new information Assistant Steve just told him and then asks if he knows the location of any Steves in the Overworld. Assistant Steve responds that he can search using the technology of the Red Kingdom but they would need to alter it. He then explains that the technology is currently hiding the Red Kingdom but they can have it go outwards to search for any living Steve. Sabre becomes excited by the idea and asks what the decives are so Assistant Steve states that the tower they can see from the market is 1 of many placed in the mountain range of the kingdom hiding the Red Kingdom. He then states that they can reconfigure them to search for any Steve in the Overworld but it would only be able to search for a short amount of time, because they weren't designed it, and would stop hiding the Red Kingdom. Sabre agrees to Assistant Steve's plan reasoning that there aren't any steves in the kingdom to discover but puts it up to a vote. Light and Green Therapist vote yes and Assistant Steve responds excited about going on his first adventure. Sabre asks if they need to help Assistant Steve but Assistant Steve passive agressively tells Sabre not to touch anything because if Sabre were to touch anything he would ruin anything that could possibly ever be useful. After hearing that Sabre sarcasitcally asks if the Asistant had even tried to make him feel okay but Asistant Steve doesn't answer and starts walking away stating that he will reconfigure the towers but in the meantime they can explore the kingdom. He then suggests that they maybe shouldn't steal anything like they already had.