Mana's 2016 RTV Retrospective

**See Also:**

Mana's 2015 RTV Retrospective

**Shows include:**

* Survivor Kaoh Rong
* Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X
* Australian Survivor 2016
* The Amazing Race 28
* The Amazing Race Canada 4
* The Amazing Race Asia 5
* The Amazing Race China 3
* HaMerotz LaMillion 5
* Big Brother Brasil 16
* Masterchef Canada 3
* Masterchef Brasil 3
* Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1
* RuPaul's Drag Race 8
* RuPaul's All-Stars Drag Race 2

## The Hellbeasts

### **203. Laércio de Moura (Big Brother Brasil 16)**

Honestly, I'm going spare me the suffering of remembering he exists and go straight to the point: **He's a pedophile**. A white supremacist pedophile with a scat fetish. I **really** wish I was kidding. If this wasn't enough, even though all this information was made public on facebook (by his victims) as soon as he was revealed in the show's promos, he still had the support of 47% of the Brazilian public on his eviction night. I still want to die every time I remember this last bit. Also wish I was kidding about this.

### **202. Daniel Heder (Big Brother Brasil 16)**

I mean, any person put in the same category as the guy above would seem like an angel in comparison but DON'T BE FOOLED. Daniel started the game as "that one ht thirtysomething who makes housewives wet", he won the first HoH with three other guys (more on that later), and plotted with them that they would nominate all-girls in Week1. Thankfully one of them ratted him out and the first block consisted of him and Asian glamhag Harumi. As soon as he's on the block he starts crying 24/7 saying how he came to "play a game with honor and integrity but apparently other people don't care much about that". Needless to say, he stayed and we lost the single most interesting contestant that had ever graced BBB on week 1. This would be enough to warrant a "Odious One" position for him, but when the biggest feud of the season, Ana Paula vs The Guy Above happened he became a true Hellbeast. Not only did he vehemently deny that Laércio was anything Ana Paula called him (fetid old man, pedophile, etc.), but he spent his entire time on the house pestering Ana Paula about how she should apologize to Laércio and how she had hurt his feelings to the point where she actually apologized for calling him a pedophile because she didn't have proof (spoilers: he turned out to be one!), but stood by everything else she said (so apparently he still smells). Even after that he kept pestering her to apologize until Laércio's elimination, when he went full-on: "these people are insane, how did evil beat good?" and was booted one week later because insulting the voting public is a great strategy.

## The Odious Ones

### **201. Sam Webb (Australian Survivor 2016)**

I don't have much to say here, he was that one guy who constantly talked about "good people", "honor", "honesty", "good people", "integrity", did I mention "GOOD PEOPLE"? Anyway, he said all that while going directly against it and not even in a clever manipulative way like Lee, but just in a blind, narcissistic, self-congratulatory way. Overall he was pretty inconsequential to the season as a whole, had a cute bum, and at least didn't defend a pedophile at any point in his stay in Australian Survivor, so I can spare him the Hellbeast title.

### **200. Ivo Lopes (Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1)**

I had no idea I would hate him as much as I did when the show started, but as soon as he was at the balcony saying stuff like, "oh she's so dumb" or "private chef? that's another word for unemployed" about people competing I was immediately irked. Then, on the elimination task he proved me I was right to hate him as much as I did. The 4 people up for elimination were performing very poorly, so the Judges called the previous challenge's winners to help. All four were doing terribly but he assigned everyone a role, then started talking in an EXTREMELY patronizing way to the only woman there, put her aside to do absolutely nothing and took over her station. When she tried to do anything he just shushed her, which made her enter a crying fit and be eliminated for "helping the least" when he clearly didn't let her do shit. Then it was like this the whole season, making snide comments about how bad everyone else is, being dismissive of women's opinions (like when they lost a task because he dismissed a crucial detail Dayse said as wrong <3), and being a patronizing asshole to women in general, like assigning Dayse swipe the floor of the kitchen while he and Dário cooked. And he didn't even get a negative edit!

### **199. Scot Pollard (Survivor: Kaoh Rong)**

Scot and Jason are both disgusting and it's hard for me to decide who's worse, however: Scot was mostly the instigator while Jason was just the follower, plus he did the worse stuff (especially Alecia's boot), so I'm putting him here but it's really interchangeable.

### **198. Kyle Jason (Survivor: Kaoh Rong)**

Scot and Jason are both disgusting and it's hard for me to decide who's worse, however: Jason was mostly a follower, he wasn't as offensive but that also made him simultaneously boring and horrible. Jason also had more positive airtime which fed this irrational fear he'd win in the back of everyone's mind but he didn't so who currs.

### **197. Renan Almeida (Big Brother Brasil 16)**

Cast to be The Hot Guy, Renan was unsurprisingly another one of those "good people". At first he was pretty subdued because Daniel was the bigger twatwaffle, but once he was gone Renan started to shine... in a bad way. Aside from repeatedly rejecting Munik's advances (thank god) and being the butt of every possible ambiguously gay joke, all he did was be Daniel's replacement in the whole "We are the good guys, we will take the bad guys out" narrative. Granted, he did take Ana Paula out but since she was obviously the fan favorite, he didn't do that in the most... heroic way. He, along with the self-proclaimed good guys plotted to get her drunk in a party, then provoke her until the point she hit one of them and got ejected. And they carried out the plan successfully, thus getting rid of the fan favorite in a completely underhanded way. Very hero-like. Thank god he was booted two weeks later, and only not sooner because the public hates black women. Now fuck off into obscurity, you porcelain-toothed ken doll.

### **196. Andrew Torrens (Australian Survivor 2016)**

Since the season started Andrew was my winner pick, and I was DREADING. He started with a Brian Heidik-esque quote, then any time he was on screen it was in some cocky-boring strategic confessional, so for me an Andrew win was inevitable. Then out of nowhere, one episode suddenly became the Let's Bash Andrew Mercilessly With Edit Episode, which made me have a sigh of relief, he was only the obligatory Premerge MORNdouche! Except my favorite contestant at the time was eliminated instead :) Then ONE EPISODE LATER was ALSO the Let's Bash Andrew Relentlessly With The Edit and it wasn't even fun anymore, I just hated him too much and wanted him gone. This time he was gone and I wasn't even that satisfied because of how drawn-out it was. Also, unironically wearing a fedora? Really?

### **195. Chris Hammons (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

Chris is a weird one because he is not TERRIBLE per se, but he falls into this airtime vacuum category with a ridiculously high-vis AND toneless edit that amounted to absolutely nothing but smug banter and flatulence. Then of course he becomes even worse when he decides to be that one douchebag who David Murphies in the FTC, and just PULLED OUT OF HIS ASS that Adam was Objectively The Best Player and the one who convinced Ken to flip instead of Hannah who spent the whole time talking to him, or Ken himself because you kow, he's a sentient human being. So yeah, smug+boring+bloated edit is not a good look bye.

### **194. Acid Betty (RuPaul's Drag Race 8)**

First of all, I'd like to make clear 100% of her looks were AMAZING and she's a really talented drag queen. HOWEVER. I'm here for the ~character~ and Acid Betty was so, so, so bad. He's one of those people who HAVE A STRONG PERSONALITY, are SO MEAN and A BITCH AND NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT, that instead of finding an appropriate time to be a bitch (see: Bianca del Rio) just decides to do be a complete asshole 100% of the time in a very forced way. This just creates many contrived, uncomfortable fight scenes that instead of making you go "werk bitch slat h her weave" just leaves you wondering what the hell is she even pissed about. So basically the living embodiment of No by Meghan Trainor.

### **193. Julia Sokolowski (Survivor: Kaoh Rong)**

Julia is probably the biggest disappointment of Kaoh Rong for me, I was expecting either an OTT Ditz or a Black Mamba Queen Bee Teenage Sensation. Instead all I got was someone who was completely irrelevant during the entire pre-merge and flipped on an all-female alliance in the merge to join two of the most disgusting people to ever play survivor (and Tai Trang) for ~strategic~ reasons which, granted, make sense. But you're not gonna win me over with MORTonelessness and perfectly sensible strategic decisions that benefit shitty people.

### **192. Juliana Dias (Big Brother Brasil 16)**

While we're at boring women who flip on all-female alliances to join shitty people, let's cut Juliana. Not much to add here, just that instead of joining openly gross people she joined gross people who claim to be "The Good Guys".

### **191. Adam Klein (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

I said this 2635 times but I have to mention that since he found the idol Adam was the ObviousWinner to me ad the only times I questioned it were when people said "but his edit is terrible!!!". Now, really, he's just the culmination of many things that I hate: confessional screamer, excessive screentime, overbearingly positive edit because of cancer, a LOT of self-righteousness, predicting "what the people watching want!", the list goes on. To make things worse he had this terrible habit of rubbing in people's faces how he COMPLETELY DESTROYED THEM AND FUCKED THEIR GAME expecting something in exchange, which... apparently worked because he won. Was it deserved? Of course, to each jury their own criteria. I really wish I could appreciate Adam's trainwreck factor (because it is there!), but his painfully obvious victory from episode 1 (or 2? idk whichever one he finds the idol); combined with an overbearing cancer storyline gave me flashbacks of a certain all-stars season of a certain reality show that has traumatized me forever.

## The Mild Nuisances

### **190. Maria Claudia "Cacau" Gomes (Big Brother Brasil 16)**

Before the season started I was dreading this creature because she was a YOUTUBER, and as the season progressed I was really surprised. I mean, I still hated her, but being a Youtuber wasn't even in the extensive list of why she sucked! First of all, she spent all season acting like a cute and childlike and using the fact she's 19 as an excuse (bitch, Munik is also 19 and is having sugar daddies irl and being the strategic mastermind of the season). If she just attentionwhored by making babyvoices and pretending she was 12 she could be easily ignored, but she acted like a fucking brat to people (especially Geralda, their feud <3), and her relationship with Matheus was a JOKE (lol @them somehow still being together) because she acted overly zealous all the time over a guy who clearly didn't give a shit. If a horrible personality wasn't enough, Cacau was one of those people who believed in "not playing the game" to win, which made her almost ruin the season TWICE by throwing her votes that could have prevented some tragic nominations. Then in the very end of the season, when she was 100% 5th boot and anyone but her would make an amazing winner she almost gives me a heart attack and goes on an immunity run until the FINAL 2!!!! she lost tho so it's okay, she doesn't deserve to be an Odious One.

### **189. Thaiana Wosniak (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

Thaiana was a fairly competent contestant with no personality and an ugly accent, who was probably UTR1/MOR2 every episode except when she randomly emerged to mercilessly, bash Gleice saying things like her food is "a piece of shit" for some reason (which in my headcanon is racism because she's from the south!). I also think it was a running thing that the chefs always called her food "average" and "uninspiring" which made her extremely pissed behind her cool, calm and ~~collective~~ collected persona <3

### **188. Ricardo Bonomi (Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1)**

Mediocre middle-aged man who claims the show is rigged upon his early elimination because seeing he isn't perfect hurt his tasteless white filth ego

### **187. Liu Xiang & Xu Qifeng (The Amazing Race China 3)**

Honestly these guys weren't even BAD, but they bothered me in many ways. First of all, the original member of this team had to be medically evacuated but instead of eliminating them altogether they got this nerd Xu Qifeng to replace him for the rest of the race. Second, they were that one really MORtoneless M/M team that underperforms without bringing an ounce of entertainment yet still make it really far being 2nd-to-last to several teams, a trope that plagues foreignTARs for some reason. And last but not least, the fact I was convinced they would in in a fashion similar to Cacau two entries above, thank god they got 3rd in true Ryan & Rob fashion. They had one positive point though, the time Liu Xiang had to cosplay as Sailor Moon <3 Still suck tho (:

### **186. Leonardo Young (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

Leo started as some rando whose only interesting characteristic was having a beautiful voice and looking back I wish he had stayed like that. Now, Masterchef 3 started as a very unpredictable season, shock boots left and right, a cockroach-like contestant that would never die, a 1st boot almost returning as a CPNmastermind, belly-dancing hags, you name it! But past the Top10 the edit, especially Leo's edit got extremely obnoxious. Basically they started this narrative that everybody hated Leonardo, and I honestly felt like it was plausible because he did have some arrogant attitudes, but edit hammered that he was a poor victim being persecuted and that all culminated in this godawful finale where The Entire Balcony was rooting for Bruna to win and he was sad and lonely and OH MY GOD HE WON WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? absolutely everyone, go fuck yourself. Also he later started a crowdfunding project with TWO OTHER MILLIONAIRES and thought he'd get away with it because he's hot but LOOKS LIKE THE TURNTABLES and it failed miserably alol

### **185. Luiz Filipe Jacob (Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1)**

I mean, just look at him! He was just the quintessential pompous rich white kid, but not even in an interesting way. he was just bland and frequently mentioned he worked in restaurants all around the world to "subtly" reinforce that he was more capable than other people.

### **184. David Young (Masterchef Canada 3)**

I could say he's this low because he said something vaguely sexist in his 1-episode existence but no. It's just because he's ugly and looking at his face bothered me.

### **183. Detox (RuPaul's All-Stars Drag Race 2)**

For the second season Detox has been a complete dud who somehow makes it to the last episode and is praised left and right for... having a gigantic fake ass? I don't know, I gave up on trying to understand. I just know she was completely unremarkable and contributed to nothing in a season for her second time, like, how the fuck did she win that challenge by repeatedly saying "let them eat cake" and moving her jaw????? And don't even get me started on the "sell your product" challenge, she is so bland you can see she struggled to come up with a concept to illustrate herself. Trash-talking? Really? Basically every queen who isn't an alternative freak (dw I love alternative freaks <3) does that. Your main characteristics are that you're rich and have a big butt, byeeeee (I liked her rap verse tho, gotta give credit where it's due)

### **182. Shawn Karls (Masterchef Canada 3)**

For someone who claims the name "Doctor Shawn" I was expecting much more (say, cooking alphabetically?) but he was just another arrogant white guy who made it too far for my tastes and was completely inconsequential to the season... not that Masterchef Canada 3 had any kind of plot, such a bland season. Oh, and good for him that I'm too lazy to change placements after so much work, because while looking for his pic I found his tinder profile ~exposed~ with a joke about raping sedated patients.

### **181. Paul Watcher (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

I mean he was the quintessential Gen Xer, work ethics work ethics work ethics participation awards lazy millennials. At least unlike Chris he had the decency to die then soon be blindsided by THE Jessica Blain-Lewis

### **180. Brody & Kurt (The Amazing Race 28)**

They (aka Brody) were grating during the show, but I think most of it was fueled by fear they would win since they were always the clear frontrunners, so overall they're just a forced Goofy!OTTToneless presence in an otherwise 100% pleasant season. All Brody did was yell, talk-yell, yell at confessionals, and be part of some stupid showmance that was as deep as Malcolm x Angie in Philippines. So overall, annoying but ignorable in the grand scheme of things. Kurt seemed cool though, when he was allowed to talk.

### **179. Tom & Anita (The Amazing Race Asia 5)**

While we're at annoying presences in otherwise pleasant TAR Casts, hello Tom & Anita! Once again, I may have a bias because I thought they were the winners, given they were extremely boring and frequently emerged to make uninteresting confessionals like "X is in front of us", "we need to catch up to X!", "I can't believe we're in third below X and X, we'll make it past them next leg!", like, thanks for explaining how The Amazing Race Works? I mean, luckily they were eliminated much earlier than I thought but Anita had the personality of a piece of plywood and Tom was often a condescending ass to her so here they are!

### **178. Nick Maiorano (Survivor: Kaoh Rong)**

okokokok, #Controverchele, I know but hear me for a sec! He's exactly the type of character that I completely fail to see the appeal. BUT MANA, FUNNY DOUCHE! Yes, I understand. Drew Christy was amazing, and (spoilers!) Peter Baggenstos took some good laughs from me, but the thing about Nick is that he isn't PORTRAYED as a complete doofus, you kinda have to accept that he's awesome to like the character and that's just... something I'm never doing? BUT LOOK AT HIS BOOT EPISODE, HE WAS DREW CHRISTY'D! I mean, yeah, the edit portrayed him as an arrogant doofus who was blindsided but... he's always aware of this? Like, the point of obnoxious characters who get their comeuppance is to be socially inept, unaware! Once you're... whatever you are, playing the role of a brainless narcissistic prick you kinda take out all the appeal, you know? Like, "oh look he acts like a brainless narcissistic prick, but in reality he is a... brainy narcissistic prick :o". Nope, doesn't really work.

### **177. Zeke Smith (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

Okay, if I can say something good about Zeke is that he was much better than I feared. But again, I feared he would be satan (or even worse, like Acid Betty) and he turned out to be this bland strategybot with terrible choice in allies and a remarkable waistline. Also I find it kinda hilarious how his backstory was NEVER mentioned to us in any point, if this was TAR his introduction scene would start with pictures of his vagina flashing before us.

### **176. Sunday Burquest (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

I was expecting Sunday to be either a 2nd boot or a completely deranged christian hagress, but the result was so, so disappointing in every possible way. Sunday was basically a nonentity for the whole season (INCLUDING HER BOOT EPISODE) except for one random episode where amidst a drunk Bret she felt like it was relevant to give a confessional mentioning how much she needed to get rid of JESSICA BLAIN-LEWIS and how she was a huge threat, only to disappear for eternity again and be voted out with zero explanation except "well, she may have been a threat?"

### **175. Sean Hickey (Masterchef Canada 3)**

Sean can be summed up as an annoying, boisterous, stubborn, FAT man. He wasn't nearly as disgusting as some other FAT man with a similar personality, but boy was he annoying! His whole boot episode was basically "Sean don't open the grill", "Sean don't open the grill", "Sean don't open the grill", "Sean don't open the grill", "Sean don't open the grill", "Sean don't open the grill", \*opens grill\* "FUCK YOU SEAN WHY DID YOU OPEN GRILL?". If he had been only insanely annoying to his fellow contestants he would be higher, I love annoying early boots. The issue is that I was annoyed by him, jfc

### **174. Terry Adido (Masterchef Canada 3)**

Terry was another disappointment; coming out of TARCanada3 and BBCan3 I was expecting every African immigrant in Canada to be an earth angel, and this was proving to be true in the beginning while Terry was just a nerdy guy who was always overshadowed despite pulling off some amazing plates. Then when he finally was recognized, the praise went too much to his head and he basically became a Dr. Shawn (not Dr. Sean) 2.0. bleh.

### **173. Lee Carseldine (Australian Survivor 2016)**

Lee is pretty much the embodiment of 'The Honor & Integrity Good Person Guy' and while that horrifies me, I do find his storyline fascinating. Unfortunately, claiming you aren't there for the money unlike "the snakes", claiming you're not playing the game, chastising HER, a humanitarian, chastising pretty much the entire cast and manipulating people emotionally by pretty much saying that if they flip on him they're a Bad Person are all terrible characteristics, thank god he got his comeuppance in the FTC <3 Also can I say that when someone calls him a "daddy", for the first time instead of hurling my reaction is "I can't disagree with you, Jeff. I really can't."

### **172. Ken McNickle (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

While we're at Honor & Integrity people, let's cut another one! Ken had many characteristics to be a hilarious contestant, the idea of a socially awkward man candy, his extremely fragile masculinity, the whole Will boot fiasco, etc. Unfortunately, as hilarious as his ineptitude at the game was, he reeked of self-righteousness and his constant self-congratulating for being a single dad was grating

### **171. Bret LaBelle (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

Behold, the latest Clubs That Suck Sex Symbol! Bret was much, much better than I feared, but he still sucks in many aspects actually. I mean, of course we have DrunkBret, his white butt glistening in the sun, and that whole scene with Zeke that was amazing. On the other hand we have ArrogantMiddleAgedWhiteManSyndrome and making fun of mental disorders so eeeeh, I think this is a good place.

### **170. Rohan MacLaren (Australian Survivor 2016)**

Ok, many of you will cry ROBBED and I... actually kinda agree? I honestly remember very little about Rohan except for the fact he's Matt "The Douche" Shaw and he saved Phoebe with a wrong idol play lol. I don't remember him being funny either like everyone claims, and I really believe those people when they say that so maybe I'm wrong, but for me to make sure I'd have to rewatch the humongous Australian Survivor and HELL NO, I'll just leave him there for now. I'm sorry!

### **169. Derrick Barry (RuPaul's Drag Race 8)**

I initially had him much lower until someone who was probably CK made me realize some of his comebacks were laughably bad, so he does get points for entertainment factor in this. HOWEVER, he was frequently safe in tons of times where he did really bad and his clothes looked like that shit in the pic above, and thus many of my #faves were booted for this useless thing to make it to Top5. Also it really rubbed me the wrong way how most of his "jokes" and "insults" always had some underlying racism in it, like calling everything bad "ratchet" even when the adjective doesn't even apply???? So yeah, he made me laugh some times, but I actually laughed AT him so that's not enough to make him survive Mild Nuisances (but he is safe from odious ones!)

## The Ones I Don't Really Care About

### **168. Alphaeus & Brandon (The Amazing Race Asia 5)**

I remember I was 99% sure they would win when the show started, they were ~ fun ~ guys, had many toneless confessionals and one of them was complimented by Barack Obama in his audition. Things got even scarier when they were super competent and won Leg1, then Leg2 came and they got hopelessly lost and arrived last at the pit stop even though JK & Mike performed horribly the whole leg <3 So basically they scared me at first then were completely inconsequential, bye.

### **167. Rodrigo Einsfield (Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1)**

Honestly he was just a MOR/CPtoneless guy who never did anything at all and got booted in episode 3, but he was a MASSIVE fan favorite (like, he had 90something% of votes as fan fave while everyone else shared the same less-than-10) just because he's tall, ~~tan~~, hot (arguably), and blond.

### **166. Rodrigo "PM" Silva (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

More like Who-drigo, amirite? I expected him to be godawful because All Cops Are Pigs but he actually barely existed. Seriously, this guy was a mid-game boot and somehow had zero content the entire show.

### **165. Alan Lopes (Big Brother Brasil 16)**

He was part of the godawful Week-1 male alliance, then didn't exist until Week 3 where he quit because his father was sick. His quit gave us the ICONIC Ana Paula fake-boot but he was a complete nobody so I guess it's okay to leave him here above the other complete nobodies.

### **164. Avi & Avi (HaMerotz LaMillion 5)**

Like season 4, HmLm5 also had the whole "Leg A/Leg B" twist, and these two were the boots on Leg A. It seems like they were trying to recreate last season's Tiltil & Mizrahi but they just fell flat and had like, 2 seconds of screentime. However, FatAvi's obesity gave us a full season of Josy & Alex, so thanks guys <3

### **163. Rodrigo "Tenente" Domingues (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

lolrodrigoslaughter. He was kinda cool in the beginng with the whole nickname story, but in his (early) boot episode he was sick and extra salty which gave me flashbacks to Kevin & Drew on All-Stars and yikes! He was also super pissed when people saved Gleice, so #Gleiceowned

### **162. Naysha Lopez (RuPaul's Drag Race 8)**

Naysha was a pleasant, albeit kinda plain first boot but the fact Dax and LAILA MCQUEEN were double-booted for this MORbore to return and be eliminated one episode later smh

### **161. Gabriella Palinkas (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

Gabriella was a nobody who was mildly competent and got booted over Gleice because she didn't follow the rules of the challenge even though she did well. She's fine but her elimination cause a MASSIVE outrage because everyone watching (including My Entire Family) accused the production of rigging for Gleice because she's poor and lost her brother. I could even believe it was rigged had Gleice won but what is the big difference between being booted early and being booted slightly less early that would make them rig for her???? All in all, #Gleiceowned

### **160. Darius & Cameron (The Amazing Race 28)**

Disappointing, really. They aren't bad but whenever I remember them I get really pissed because they were boring, incompetent, and r.obbed us of Marty & Hagan only to be eliminated in the next leg. I did love the confessional about how smart they are being played over while they make a huge blunder at the airport tho <3

### **159. CeCe Taylor (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

She's that low more from being extremely fucking disappointing than for outright sucking. CeCe was just an extremely subdued presence who many, many times fell into The Underdog position and instead of fighting to get back on track she just stayed there complacently accepting her fate. Unless she actually fought back and edit didn't show us, but that wouldn't make her less boring anyway

### **158. Luriana Toledo (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

Luriana was a 4th placer in a season with more than 20 2-hour-long episodes, so you'd expect her to be a well-rounded character, right? Actually, I still can't fucking describe Luriana, her edit was just all over the place: in team challenges she was pretty irrelevant and usually said something slightly rude but inconsequential, later in the game she was displayed as Bruna's Beta Bitch who wasn't OTTN like her alpha and frequently owned her in desserts, but most of the time she was just UTR and irrelevant. I wanted to put her a little higher, but her edit is so bad that even being 4th placer she completely lacks an ~identity~ so I can feel attached to her

### **157. Zhang Zhehan & Zhang Sifan (The Amazing Race China 3)**

I was interested in them as they were apparently boy band members, but they were ultimately fodder despite lasting tons of legs. There was already the endearingly awkward M/M team in the models, so they were kinda left as a lesser version of them who barely showed any content.

### **156. Adore Delano (RuPaul's All-Stars Drag Race 2)**

TALK ABOUT DISAPPOINTMENT, like, I can't even appreciate the trainwreck factor because I was tempted fucking ADORE DELANO for another season and she just has a #rupaulsdragracebreakdown in Episode 2 and quits????? Apparently she was on rehab at the time so that explains it, but I'M STILL PISSED

### **155. Eliane Carvalho (Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1)**

Honestly, she was there for like, one third of an episode; she talked about Jesus, her food was compared to hospital food, then she was booted. I did like her Sherri Biethman-esque botched botox tho (that unfortunately can't be seen in this pic very well)

### **154. Erin & Joslyn (The Amazing Race 28)**

My fear was that they were going to be forced/obnoxious like TMZ but they were actually just EXTREMELY boring and outlasted the other 2 far superior F/F teams which left me bitter so bye

### **153. Mari Takahashi (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

IDK, pre-show I had a case for liking her because aznwomyn and a case to hate her because gamergater. In the end she was a second boot who was quite fun and ^^ in episode one, and barely relevant in her boot episode so yeah no feelings at all. gj for being in the same room as crabbydad once tho.

### **152. Julia Merk (Masterchef Canada 3)**

she was mildly likable and an early boot, so as much as I want to put her higher I can remember absolutely nothing about her to justify it

### **151. Dário Costa (Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1)**

I started the show really liking Dario because he was this really awkward guy with a perpetual expression of pain and suffering and took everything extremely seriously. As the season went on he became less and less relevant until devolving into a boring af Ivo apologizer. Can't say I enjoyed his massive blowout at F3, being eliminated in what was probably the worse F3 Masterchef performance I've ever seen alol <3

### **150. El Rowland (Australian Survivor 2016)**

Such a weird character El, the season started and she was the most UTR Aganoa girl, we could see traces of "loyal and integrity" in her due to the military background, but I never really bothered with it. Then the swap hits and she fades into obscurity until suddenly emerging in the power-position of the dominating alliance along Brooke and Flick with absolutely no explanation lol <3 After interacting with Lee, they (not so) suddenly become an over-controlling showmance and use their status as The Most Honest and Selfless People To Ever Grace The Pacific Islands to rule the game, culminating into the iconic TC where she becomes The Ultimate Sanctimonious Shrew and MATT of all people slats h her weave. But overall her reign of self-righteousness with Lee was annoying to watch and they both kinda really sucked so yeah, can't put her higher than that only for her mess of a journey.

### **149. Jeremy Senaris (Masterchef Canada 3)**

Another person who made extremely far yet barely showed any content, he was a fairly nice guy who frequnetly mentioned his house was destroyed by a fire and so he was living with his sister now. That was like, his defining personality trait, house on fire. He had this plot (if you can call it that) of being really bad at presentation until finally mastering it but losing anyway to Marybot in the MORest Final 2 ever

### **148. Anthony & Brandon (The Amazing Race Canada 4)**

TARCan4's cast was SO likable that the last place had to be the first boots because they barely had any screentime. In the little time they had they seemed like bros who bickered a lot with each other, and they also spared Kelly & Kate Leg1 so good job. They were also pretty funny in the reunion which is why I place them a leeeeetle higher, they had a great sense of humor for a M/M team :(

### **147. Dax Exclamationpoint (RuPaul's Drag Race 8)**

Okay so Episode 1 showed us she's a huge nerd when she came up dressed as Storm from X-Men so I was already invested in her, then Ep2 she was like UTR1 and still got the boot lol

### **146. Anna Khait (Survivor Kaoh Rong)**

I was sure she was ~winning~ after Ep1, then she faded into obscurity, had this glorious confessional where she laid down seductively and SCREAMED while her boob(e)s almost jumped out of her bra and was booted in the same(?) episode lol (I refuse to mention Drumpf in this write-up even though I just did whoops)

### **145. Gali & Daniel (HaMerotz LaMillion 5)**

I was afraid they were gonna be a dominating bickering couple with a borderline abusive husband a la Michal & Ran in S1 but they were actually almost a parody of a bickering couple, who disagreed on EVERYTHING and Daniel was really abrasive while Gali spoke everything in monotone and had the same facial expression their entire (short) race. They would be ICONS in an american TAR but for being early outs and not being too interesting besides the almost parody qualities of them I guess that's high enough.

### **144. Jacqueline Clark (Masterchef Canada 3)**

Jacqueline was an UTR genericblonde turned MORP angel; she was really adorable in her MORP phase but overall inconsequential so yah

### **143. Tegan Haining (Australian Survivor 2016)**

While even THE Jennah-Louise Salkeld could have her character defined later on, Tegan is still a specimen shrouded in mystery. Pegged as a winner by me at first because she "looked like Danni Boatwright", Tegan's game quickly became being dragged around into Nick's shit and absolutely HATING it but doing absolutely nothing about it until her extremely predictable boot. Also the beauty salon scene lol. She's easily buried under all the gems in the cast tho

### **142. Ginger Minj (RuPaul's All-Stars Drag Race 2)**

I stand by my opinion that Ginger was a great character in S7 who happened to just be situationally unpleasant, and AS2 kinda proved my point: she was funny, self-aware, and her SameSeasonFriendship with Katya was amazing <3 I was actually sad to see her go (of course, I'd rather have Katya stay anyway). Unfortunately she was super salty in the returnee ep and by the end brought back the image I had of her in S7 :(

### **141. Livia Cathiard (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

I mostly remember Lívia for being EXTREMELY boring, she looked absolutely beat during her entire stay on the show and had a rather big screentime dedicated to boring narration and conflicts with the chefs for "not having self esteem". I initially HATED her because the edit made me think she would predictably overcome this and win, but she was just a midgame boot who went out in an extremely forgettable episode and that's it. Kinda lulz in retrospect but still irrelevant.

### **140. Michelle Schubert (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

Michelle was someone who I found very, very intriguing pre-show. Despite looking like a generic christian girl, her bio involved cryptic passages such as "hungry, hungry hippo" and allusions to being a communist. Unfortunately this season was a mess and she was ridiculously underedited even in her own boot episode. I really don't see why so many people thought she would win, girl was invisible. I do like her for minimum details such as her awkward convo with Hannah on Ep1, or complaining about men being gross; such a polished, graceful princess <3 Also I didn't watch the reunion so I had no idea about the "dragon dress" things until Bruno mentioned it literally minutes ago lol

### **139. Guilherme Joventino (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

Another weird mid-game boot from MCBrasil3, Guilherme started off by committing a hilarious gaffe by celebrating extremely loudly when the chefs announced the girl he was competing with had lost, before they even said he won. This almost cost him his chance of making it past auditions and was super awkward <3 In the game Guilherme was very hot-headed and screamed at everyone during team tasks, he also was unnecessarily overcompetitive and kinda really unpleasant all around. Then out of nowhere he informs he's suffering from high blood pressure and the doctors say he can continue "at his own risk", so basically he was medevac'd out of the blue lol

### **138. Tamiel Jacobson (Big Brother Brasil 16)**

Although not the most pleasant, Tamiel was actually a great character! He started the game kinda out there, didn't really connect with anyone, until he actually won HoH and had people pandering to him. He said he didn't play the game socially, he played it "mathematically", but eventually leaned to the ~Good Guys~'s side and became a preacher of peace and harmony, while also maintaining his discourse of a "mathematical game". His game came to an end, though, since by overplaying like hell the public saw him as a schemer and got him out. Tamiel was also the person to first suggest the plan to remove Ana Paula from the game (he did it as a joke though), and his allies soon put it in motion after his elimination so yeah, unforgivable

### **137. Nuno Codeço (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

He barely had focus and was booted fairly early, but he was Portuguese and had a funny accent so he automatically gets points

### **136. Barry Lea (Australian Survivor 2016)**

first of all, those pigtails in the intro shot are true aesthetics 10/10. About Barry in the game, well, he barely did anything relevant then refused to ~play the game~ not because of some kind of moral high-ground (hello Lee) but because... he didn't feel like? Even though it was pretty much clear he was going home if he didn't start playing he just... didn't do anything at all and was booted lol

### **135. Peter Fieghen (Australian Survivor 2016)**

honestly the only reason he is this high is because of the numerous scenes where someone is like, "Pete is the heart and soul of this tribe!" and the camera cuts to a shot of him slowly withering to death in a corner alol

### **134. Alaska (RuPaul's All-Stars Drag Race 2)**

In Season 5 I found Alaska one of the most overrated queens, she waasn't funny at all, her looks did nothing to me, and most importantly, it just didn't seem like she had an ~identity~, her personality/looks/humor was just all over the place. One thing All-Stars really helped me was to see some queens I didn't quite like with new eyes, and one of those was Alaska: by looking at her outfits and style of humor I can DEFINITELY see cohesion now, and she seems much more defined personality-wise than a generic gae whose most interesting trait is saying "hieeeeeeeeeee". So, what places her in this section of the rankings? Edit. While I don't believe the "riggage" claims (ofc the whole Rolaskatox was favored with the new format but I digress) and think that by sheer talent she was the most deserving of the title, the narrative really didn't help make an interesting story for her and instead made the whole season a "let's show Alaska curb-stomping these bitches till the end" with exactly ONE moment in the entire season where I came close to doubting her win, which is the Final 5 meltdown. So yeah, good character but bland, almost-season-ruining narrative warrants a pretty middle-of-the-road placement.

### **133. Matt Tarrant (Australian Survivor 2016)**

I always found Matt's attitude throughout the game really smarmy and offputting, as if he felt superior towards the white muscled guys because he was a... white, flabby-bellied guy? anyway, most of his run consisted of countless confessionals stating how he was running the game while everything else showed otherwise, which is really not a good look, and for some time I was REALLY afraid he would win and end up making the season end in a bland note. Now for the positives, every moment including him expressing his love for a chicken + that one Tc where he WENT AWF at El on how much of a hypocritical sanctimonious shrew she was being while she tried to rebuke but always stood there mouth gaped like an Alec Christy

### **132. Michele Fitzgerald (Survivor Kaoh Rong)**

First of all let me just say I find hilarious how a character so average in every way possible managed to be a massive divisive force in every part of Survivor fandom except probably Facebook where they likely forgot she even exists. Anyway, I find Michele a pleasant, level-headed girl who had a few (VERY few) amazing moments spread around the season, such as standing up to Nick Mansplainorano or lighting the fire after Scot threw a hissy fit. I'm pretty sure Michele would be a top-tier winner in almost any other season, but the fact someone as ~average~ as her won a season of the most WTF characters like Kaoh Rong is nothing short of disappointing, especially when her victory comes in the hands of the guys we're supposed to hate all season long (and who unlike other villains, are really hard NOT to hand)

## The Mildly Enjoyable Bunch

### **131. Huang Tingting & Sun Rui (The Amazing Race China 3)**

I found them the lesser f/f team of the season, but their constant placement shifts from top to bottom were lolz. also their total bullshit elimination because they receiving a massive penalty for crossing a red light... on foot. At least it spared Jin Xing & Heinz, so <3

### **130. Joel & Ashley (The Amazing Race Canada 4)**

I really liked those two when the season started, Ashley is a herpderpg.oddess and Joel is an adorably awkward dad who makes the worst puns. Then by the middle of the season I thought they got kinda sour with the u-turn thing, get over it, it's part of the game. They were still overall fun, though until the second-to-last episode when... yeah, that happened. Ashley purposely gave the wrong information to Frankie & Amy (and then smiled evilly at the camera wtf) which made them get stuck in the task until Amy descended in a spiral of anxiety and started crying compulsively while Frankie blamed herself for "being dumb". Honestly, that would be an AMAZING villain arc but the fact it came out of absolute nowhere and was never mentioned again after that, while edit tried to continue shoving "adorable native canadian father/daughter overcoming adversities!" in our faces was... uncomfortable.

### **129. Fádia Cheiato (Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1)**

She was a rootable, UTRP girl who seemed frequently underestimated by her competitors and did some pretty badass stuff (sawing the lamb in half <3), but her post-game Marcello-Was-Rigged and Ivo-Was-Not-Sexist shenanigans turned me off from her

### **128. Vicky & Rachel (The Amazing Race Asia 5)**

I actually would have enjoyed their dynamics a lot more hadn't Rachel's bitchiness been so blatantly forced and fake (not talking Marie levels here, much worse), but I did sympathize with Vicky most of the times he wasn't buying into the whole "we argue a lot" schtick

### **127. Vince Spitale (Masterchef Canada 3)**

I mostly like him because he seemed like a douchelord but was actually a big softie who couldn't stop talking about his adorable daughters. his early boot made me sad :(

### **126. Caleb Reynolds (Survivor Kaoh Rong)**

Having watched BB16 up to Amber's boot, I knew how godawful Caleb was and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised! Seeing such a jackass reduced to Tai's island boyfriend then dying was pretty lulz (well not the dying part that was uncomfortable as hell), but overall he's too irrel to be higher. Congrats on being apparently a Game Changer tho

### **125. Zhang Meixi & Zang Yafei (The Amazing Race China 3)**

Those were definitely the superior F/F team of the season, I MUCH prefer the "bumblefucky 30+year-old friends" archetype to the "occasionally competenet eye candies who sometimes rely on m/m teams for help", so I was really sad when the reporters got the short end of the stick. They stayed for a short time but proved they were great entertainment-wise, and there was a point when this season REALLY lacked that.

### **124. Coco Montrese (RuPaul's All-Stars Drag Race 2)**

She was obviously cast only for Alyssa, then was booted first... I felt really bad. Still, she delivered in her short stay, but it was mostly OrangeFace jokes. Oh, and that completely wtf Tap-Dance performance, which hits this really weird part of my sense of humor I can't even explain. It was beautiful though.

### **123. Shira & Bar (HaMerotz LaMillion 5)**

As much as I hate the "incompetent young female early boot best friends" archetype, Shira & Bar's sheer incompetence in Leg B was pretty hilarious to me, from them being the only team to fail the herculean task of MAKING RICE, to their iconic finish-line arrival where they just accidentally bump into each other midway and start bumbling to the finish line <3 It would all be freaking amazing hadn't they miraculously survived in order to boot MY FAVORITE TEAM FROM LEG B, only to be blandly UTR (how is that even possible in HaMerotz?) in the following leg and getting the boot :) they were still fun-ish though.

### **122. Victor Castelo (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

He was completely irrelevant until his boot episode where he was super confident and completely fucked up his plate, making his teriyaki sauce look like some kind of bubbling pit of tar. I'm enjoying the trend of megadouches eliminated super early in an episode where they are super confident and think they're ~in charge~, thank you Drew Christy.

### **121. Fernanda Liberato (Big Brother Brasil 16)**

While at first I thought she was just a genericblonde, Fernanda soon proved me wrong by revealing she's an erotica writer and speaking everything in a deep, intoxicated-sounding sultry voice <3 Also the fact she started dating BLACKOUT post-game is still the best (and randomest) thing ever. She was definitely a lulz person but unfortunately she didn't even get to be an ~official~ contestant... but it was either her or Geralda so buh-bye.

### **120. Izabela Dolabela (Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1)**

Izabela was not a really relevant character, but I really enjoyed her ditzy-lala-bffriendship with Priscylla and how she kept OTT-cheering for her and hindering her own game to help her lol <3 Then she made an extremely sour dessert and was booted, but she had a conf about liking absurdly sour desserts that spoke to my heart so yeah you deserve to be that high despite being kinda boring while not interacting with Pryscilla.

### **119. Rita & Yvette (The Amazing Race Canada 4)**

The twins seem like the prime example of a good team in the wrong cast. While it was obvious that they overcast F/F teams in order for a woman to finally win this shit, three out of five of them could be described as "spunky girl duo", and between Kelly & Kate's journey and Frankie & Amy's.... unusual mother/daughter relationship, Rita & Yvette were simply outshone. They showed they were fun, they showed they had a good dynamic, but they just didn't offer anything new to the table and ended up severely underedited despite making F5. A pity, honestly, they were sweet. And one of them has an amazing voice that sounds exactly what I imagined Rhonda's Diamonique to sound like (btw, read Total Drama Genesis everyone)

### **118. Neal Gottlieb (Survivor Kaoh Rong)**

Pre-show Neal seemed like a love-or-hate kind of character, but he ended up being just... insanely boring. I found his extremely lifeless narrations borderline comical, and he did serve as cannon fodder for Aubry, so thanks dude. But the true reason he gets past the "yellow" section is probably the reason most people hate him, that is, his rant at Michele upon being eliminated from the jury. If the disproportionately intense words combined with his monotonous voice wasn't enough, he uttered such a bizarre string of sentences (the usage of the word "teats" <3), and so terribly delivered to top it off that I just started confusedly laughing at all of that. I can't ignore this moment of sheer wtf-ness, truly an icon.

### **117. Raquel Novaes (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

Raquel is that one contestant in every Masterchef who is extremely competent in pretty much everything, they always make it really far and never win. They aren't arrogant but at a certain point start passing off as kinda pedantic for just never letting extreme success get to their head. It's a staple, and a boring one at that, but what makes Raquel reach these heights (which, honestly, can barely be called heights) in this ranking is how sometimes she just behaved like a robot, which created a hilarious effect when combined with her extreme efficiency in everything. Raquelbot <3 Unfortunately there's nothing else to her than this mildly funny gag :(

### **116. Fernanda Emerich (Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1)**

Fernanda was one of the three people eliminated in Episode 1 but I still enjoyed her journey. She did not participate in the first challenge, so all she did was be this bitchy girl who agreed with everything asshole Ivo said and tried to make some ~~hilarious quips~~ of her own, which were awful. Then on her actual challenge they had to make a French-inspired dish and she made a completely un-french dish and made a huge plead trying to pass off potatoes as French only to be schooled by Jacquin and sent home over a really shitty dish (from the guy who ended up runner-up lol) because her dish didn't fit the rules <3

### **115. Guo Jingjing & Huo Qigang (The Amazing Race China 3)**

Jingjing and Qigang were never ~characters~ but they were a consistently likable couple who frequently lead the entire leg until a major setback in the last challeneg left them at the bottom <3 It was a fun subplot (or at least it was a subplot in my head because I don't speak Mandarin) especially since they won the race in the end! And honestly, as much as I liked the models better I wouldn't like the sole returnee team to win, and don't get me started on Liu Xiang & Xu Qifeng. So overall; lukewarm, mildly likable winners for an equally lukewarm, mildly likable season. It just works.

### **114. Conner Bethune (Australian Survivor 2016)**

Okay I got to admit I HATED Conner in the beginning, he's a generic white guy who goes to law school (to get a LAW SCHOLL), has generic narration confessionals, and mentions "being a student of the game" enough to cause a bad impression on me. As the game moved on he fell into irrelevance (plus some Andrew-enabling scenes which were gross), but FORTUNATELY once he became relevant again it was showed how much of a terrible player he actually was as he became Phoebe's lapdog until her elimination <3 <3 <3 It verged on pathetic how much he trusted her and depended on her for pretty much everything, but it is also the main reason he's this high on this rankings lol As soon as the merge hit though, he was eliminated as the poster child for "The Good Guys" but instead of being treated like a pariah he was treated like the dumbass he was, so he left on a good note for me ^^

### **113. Rei & Keiji (The Amazing Race Asia 5)**

Now we're entering this weird zone of terribly underedited early boot Asians who seem AMAZING in every possible way but barely had time to show it, and starting it are Rei & Keiji. M/F sibling teams are one of my favorite kind of team and with an introduction video in which Rei spends most of the time shit-talking her brother's intestines how can you not immediately love them? They had some fun (and NATURAL \*glares at Vicky & Rachel\*) bickering moments and Rei's overall spazzy attitude towards everything was adorable, but they were tragically cut short in leg 1 :(

### **112. Rachel Ako (Survivor Millennials vs Gen X)**

I think the best word to describe Rachel is "wacky". And surprisingly in a not-forced way! Rachel was just a complete oddball and you could see it in the way she interacted with people, so being a loud, unarticulated, weird and not-hard-working petty much sealed her demise in a tribe of lifeless grumps like the Gen Xers. Tragic how my pre-season Top2 ended up being an extremely boring character (CeCe) and a first boot with barely any airtime :(

### **111. Lisa & Nicole (The Amazing Race Asia 5)**

Speaking of tragically cut short, Lisa & Nicole are the definition of r.obbed g.oddesses. Even back when its implementation only caused the demise of some boring alpha couple back in TAR15 I loathed everything about the eliminated-at-the-starting-line twist simply for being so fucking CRUEL, and when I saw the adorable Rob & Jia Jia fall victim to it in China Rush 3 I thought it couldn't get worse. There was nothing that made me as pumped-up for the return of TARAsia as the introduction of not only our first (openly) same-sex couple team in TAR Asia, but of a ridiculously underrepresented demographic on any edition of TAR; LESBIANS!!!!! VIETNAMESE LESBIANS!!!!! ok one of them was originally Italian but she's now officially a VIETNAMESE LESBIAN!!!!!!!! Not only that but everything about their intro videos showed this vibe of a Tai Trang-esque unconditional positivity (is this some Vietnamese Homosexual thing?) and utter dedication to the race that I hadn't seen in anyone since the old times of TAR (who's Justin on TAR27? I don't remember this person). So essentially, they were the manifestation of The Perfect TAR Team and I don't think our TVs (or computers) could handle all that, so they decided to cut them short at the starting line, making most of their airtime just them disappointedly crying.

### **110. Pedro Lima (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

Pedro is a weird character, he is stuck-up and arrogant so I started the season hating him. However, as it progressed, he started being DRAGGED by the judges for frequently biting more than he could chew (best moment hands down was the grapefruit-salad-gate <3) and I grew to appreciate his smugness since it was always accompanied by him being berated in humiliating ways by the chefs <3 Sadly, that wasn't enough for him to stop being an ass and by the end of his journey he started doing nothing but bashing Lee in every confessional possible for no discernible reason, so that kinda soured my image of him by the end

### **109. Kylie Evans (Australian Survivor 2016)**

**(disclaimer: I wrote this under the effects of three different antidepressants simultaneously, incoherent ramblings incoming)**

She's not exactly a ~likable~ character, but I feel like Kylie is what would happened if AustralianOutback Tina Wesson tried to play modern-survivor, and she had was pretty lulz (if incoherent at times) journey. Kylie started out with this super inspiring underdog mighty mom edit, she is ousted by the ~cool kids~ but she FIGHTS BACK and gets an idol, but as the season progresses we realized she wasn't really ~ousted~, she was just a really shitty player overall lol <3 Kylie was a mess socially, and if the fact she spent the pre-swap time interacting solely with Peter Feighen not realizing he was actually dead and she was talking to his corpse stuffed with sawdust the whole time wasn't enough to prove that, some of her scenes like the "space-to-sleep rant" or the hilarious Girls Alliance Proposal should illustrate that. Speaking of that proposal, it was one of the most awkward scenes in Survivor, her speech was so unnatural, and I even felt bad for her before realizing her charm came from being a TERRIBLE social player <3 The reason she's not higher is that by her final days she kinda got lost in the plot to the point of being extremely dull, we could still see she tried playing the whole "Good Person" game, but no one would fall for her bullshit and she was booted in one of the blandest episodes of AuSurvivor

### **108. Jessica Blain-Lewis (Survivor Millennials vs Gen X)**

I'm still not sure what I think of Jessica as a whole and I guess that's the beauty of ~~JBL~~. As soon as she found the Legacy Advantage I was sure she was going to be the big CP character we were supposed to root for, and when she orchestrated the Paul blindside I was convinced of that... then next episode she's only saved because of a random David panic idol play lol <3 She basically did absolutely nothing relevant since that episode and just stayed in the background making O\_O faces at everything and being bashed in Sunday's confessionals; at that point I had no idea where Jessica's edit was going, I even compared her abnormally normal edit to Katie Collins, I was nothing but intrigued by her... then she was rocked out and everything made sense. I would had had her much higher but she kind of became a sanctimonious shrew post-elimination and that left a bad impression :(

### **107. Michelle Nault (Masterchef Canada 3)**

CONTROVERCHELLE. nah, jk, Michelle was your quintessential Mom character who didn't make it too far, so imagine a streak of MORPs till the end. There's no way not to like characters like those, and her boot came as a shock to me since she was one of the better cooks; of course she got an OTTP goodbye session <3

### **106. Kate Campbell (Australian Survivor 2016)**

Kate has made the huge feat of being a Good Person and still come off as likable to me, so that alone is reason enough for her high placement. Overall, most Kate scenes were barely strategic, and just her being a herprderpg.oddess and overall pure human being. Not even the sobstory (that I don't really understand what the hell happened???) got too much, she probably has like, one scene about it and it's pretty sweet. Also, how could I forget YogaGoddessKate and her countless tribal yoga sessions that make Andrew want to kill himself <3 <3 <3 that's right Andrew, die from ADORABLENESS!!!!

### **105. Jennifer Baglione (Masterchef Canada 3)**

Jennifer is actually a stank bitch and that's what make her so good <3 Honsetly, most of her content is just her reaction shots to people who are not her succeeding, which are all just her looking extremely sour <3 Also she's really hot so here she is

### **104. April-Lee Baker (Masterchef Canada 3)**

In the beginning I thought she was going to be one of those ~edgy~ girls who are Not Like Other Girls, but she surprised me by being fairly "^^" and basically the 184562th MORP female from Masterchef Canada 3! Not one of the most exciting titles, but come on, she was fun

### **103. Cynthia Lee Fontaine (RuPaul's Drag Race 8)**

CUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCU. Nah, honestly though, Cynthia is the token LOUD2 latina of the season and has an unhealthy obsession with her giant... plastic... buttocks. I do get that managing to fit a reference to her CUCU in every sentence can get annoying as fuck, but she went home just at the RIGHT time for it to make her just a memorable, likable, yet one-dimensional character. She's just really solid; fits a gimmick and does it to THE EXTREME, but doesn't go far enough to make this something annoying... then Season 9 happens and GUESS WHO'S BACK???? We'll have to wait the 2017 write-up for my opinions on that, though.

### **102. David Wright (Survivor Millennials vs Gen X)**

You know what, making this write-up right after Cynthia I could realize something; David's biggest flaw is making it too far. In spite of his constant CPP/OTTP5 I actually enjoyed David in the beginning of the season, he was the only person ~different~ enough from the general Gen X mentality in that tribe, and most of his over-the-top yet genuine reactions were amusing; but not as amusing as other peoples' reactions to him lol <3 And how can I forget his Chet Welch levels challenge performance <3 <3 <3 Amid so many hearts there has to be a downside, right? Yeah, later on David goes from hilarious trainwreck to strategybot, whose only confessionals are about gameplay, and all reactions to him are just OMG HE IS SO GOOD AT THE GAME HE IS THE STRONGEST PLAYER MASTER OF STRATEGY GET RID OF HIM. Like, I appreciate his arc of overcoming his sheer paranoia (would appreciate it better hadn't it been shoved down our throats... still better than Cochran's tho), but couldn't they at least kept him FUN for the latter part of the game?

### **101. Sean & Kim (Hamertoz LaMillion 5)**

Sean (or Shon idk) & Kim are kind of a weird team, they have that uncomfy "friends who MIGHT have something else going on" kind of plot, and regardless of that they were mostly just blandly competent for most of the season. Kim's reaction to everything were also pretty stank, and they LOATHED my faves for some reason I can't remember. So far everything makes them seem like a horrid team who belongs on the orange part of the ranking, but once they got to India they got one of those legs where it seems like the world was perpetually shitting on them and seeing Kim flipping her shit and Sean being just .\_. was hilarious <3 <3 <3 I'm not sure if edit was trying to portray them as villains, but that leg definitely seemed like a ~karmic~ leg; Kim sucking at driving <3 Them staying at the yoga challenge for 3852743 hours more than everyone else <3 THE FUCKING CLAY POT CHALLENGE <3 <3 <3 <3 honestly, had they been amusing in any other point beside that last leg they'd be WAAAY higher because that last leg performance was beautiful.

## The Pretty Damn Decent People

### **100. Mary Berg (Masterchef Canada 3)**

I originally had Mary quite lower until I realized she's actually quite a good character! Was the way she was treated by edit disappointing? yes, but she had many fun moments I can't overlook. Mary's defining trait in the beginning of the season is being ~~A Vegetarian~~, and most of those people (Hetal <3 BRI <3 <3 <3) are deities most high so that was already a disappointment, but Mary was entertaining in her own merit just for being really freaking weird. While she certainly gives off the "quirky!!!!" girl vibe, she's actually a weirdo and not a poser; she somehow manages to be robotic while not being boring: her reactions and way she speaks don't really seem human, but that adds to her charm more than make her boring like Raquel up there. We see in many scenes glimpses of how much of a weirdo she is, but I think the fact she is the winner made edit tone that down a lot and instead focus on HOW SHE IS SO GOOD AT MAKING MODERN VERSIONS FAMILY CLASSICS, so interesting! The way her kooky personality was subdued to showcase her prowess in the kitchen, plus the quite obvious winner edit (a la David last season) take some from the experience, but I will always have a place in my heart for Marybot <3

### **99. Aluísio Nahime (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

Aluísio was that one fun! carefree! guy every season of Masterchef must have, they're nice and usually a huge fan-favorite, but honestly don't do much for me except for the representative of this archetype in Season 1. Aluísio would be in the middle, below Mohammadg.od but certainly above Raul; he had a sweet friendship with Gleice (him saving her and making Tenente LIVID <3) and some fun/awkward interactions with the chefs (especially Paola <3). I tend to really appreciate men in reality shows who manage to be ~fun~ without being screenhoggy, and that's something rare, but in a star-studded cast like the ones of Masterchef Brasil he's simply overshadowed.

### **98. Burnie & Ashley (The Amazing Race 28)**

They were a consistently MORP/MORM team with Burnie being happy and Ashley just snarking occasionally + one or two obligatory Takahashian confessional about how being GAMERS relate to the experience of The Amazing Race... per episode. They were pleasant but overall unmemorable, until their last leg comes and they become instant STARS. After Tyler & Korey lie to their faces Burnie gets extremely pissed and spends his last leg vowing revenge and shit-talking them nonstop (even to their faces <3) so that last-episode morph was just unexpectedly hilarious. They also somehow managed to come to the mat AFTER Sheri & Cole who did awfully in every single challenge and I honestly can't remember how, but thank you <3

### **97. Peter Baggenstos (Survivor Kaoh Rong)**

Peter is someone I found fun but not AS fun as most people. I probably liked him more when he was just a witty Barack Obama lookalike than when he officially became The Pre-Merge Douche of Kaoh Rong; not that his premergedouchiness wasn't fun, seeing him somehow putting himself in progressively worse situations was kinda hilarious, but it just wasn't over-the-top enough to make him ~iconic~. Also, him being interrogated by Joe <3

### **96. Des Quilty (Australian Survivor 2016)**

Now THAT'S an icon! Just by looking at his pic in all its Borassian glory you know Des is going to deliver, and he does <3 To be quite honest, had he survived Episode 1 he could end up being DARKRED levels of awfulness, as he showed traces of personality that could be seen as a combination of Russel Hantz's delusional evilness and Phillip Sheppard's OTT obnoxiousness, but him being the first boot simply justifies it <3 Also, he managed to feud with queen Kat Dumont on episode one and dared to insult her majestic floppy hat, but he was owned in the end so I can't even hate him for it. How can I hate an abrasive, obese, elderly truck driver who unironically compares himself to Kung Fu Panda? <3

### **95. Evan Jones (Australian Survivor 2016)**

Okay, I get everyone LOATHES this guy, but I actually found him hilarious? All his confessionals were just him spouting how he's A SUPPERFAN and A TEACHER who will use his skills in TEACHING DRAMA to get him further in the game and that can annoy people. But his gameplay, oh, his gameplay is probably the most hectic, convoluted gameplay I've ever seen and I just couldn't NOT find that both hilarious and fascinating. So basically he overplayed like hell and I was living for his inevitable early downfall, which came soon as he was 3rd boot and one of the victims of Phoebe Timmings <3

### **94. Marty & Hagan (The Amazing Race 28)**

Biased for putting them this high? Probably. But Mother/Daughter teams are such a great and underrepresented demographic on TAR that I immediately latch onto them and it's hard for me to stop the love. Even if they're tragic first boots </3 But there were more reasons for me to love them, one of them being the fact that in a season full of ~~Internet Celebrities~~ we have this team of some random flight attendant who did something I still don't understand and it became "viral" as in Will & Monifa Sims level viral + her daughter; how can you not love that <3 Also yeah, they were a decently competent and fun team Leg1. In Leg2, however, they were screwed by ticket counter agents AND a slow as fuck taxi driver in the same leg, which was JUST enough to make them lose to the highly boring and incompetent Darius & Cameron :(

### **93. Chloe & Yvonne (The Amazing Race Asia 5)**

these two started the season as a fairly competent team (Leg1 aside) but we already had a more interesting ultracompetent team, and I always found them kinda really boring, especially compared to the other F/F teams of the season. As it progressed, I grew weary of their edit, they were very MOR/CP toneless and were getting an obscenely high amount of 2nd places, which is one of the most predictable winner edits ever on TAR. Luckily I was proven wrong, and it was only by the end when they started showing me they can be an entertaining force too, starting in that EXTREMELY close finish with JK & Mike at F5, in which I found myself desperately rooting for the girls (why are JK & Mike higher then? all in due time) and after that their display of complete bumblefuckery in the following legs managed to win my heart <3 too bad this disposition to suck at life only came to them by the ending of the race, leaving them as just as a bland team for most of the race.

### **92. Jessica "Figgy" Figueroa (Survivor Millennials vs Gen X)**

When the season stared I wasn't too big on Figgy, she had everything to be the boring archetype of the flirty temptress who dominates strategically by being hot, including an edit to support it. Thank god she had an involvement with that braindead weasel known as Taylor <3 thanks to that, most of TheRealFiggyContent we got were their hilarious interaction where he unwantedly flirts with her despite them being on Survivor, and she responds in the best ways possible thinking they're not attracting attention... and Adam has the AUDACITY to say we were obviously rooting for him to take out the couple. Also the whole scene where she ~reveals~ to Jessica she has a thing with Taylor is golden, I just love that Figgy brand of awkwardness and wish I could have seem more of it. I blame Adam Klein.

### **91. Zach & Rachel (The Amazing Race 28)**

These two were in no way "big characters" or the standard definition of "good tv" but GOD HOW THEY WERE ADORABLE <3 It's funny that in a season destined to be dominated by famewhores we get someone as camera inept as Rachel, and Zach isn't far behind when it comes to awkwardness. They're just two barely visible dorks in love and that made me more invested in their journey than I should I guess <3

### **90. Tzion & Aviv (HaMerotz LaMillion 5)**

For most of the season I didn't really give a flying fuck about those two, they were just our typical alpha male team dominating a season as they generally do, except one was hot and the other was very lanky and goofy-looking. But somehow by the endgame most of their content revolved around homoerotic interactions and continuous sessions of bumblefuckery, which got me really invested in them as expected. Their elimination episode was such a string of mishaps and their whole performance in the pavlova challenge, leading to a near passing-out situation, a heroic recovery AND a missed taxi that got them in last place, once again sparing bottomg.ods Josy & Alex, was an epic saga that made them leave with a hell of a good impression.

### **89. Darnell Hamilton (Survivor Kaoh Rong)**

IDK if most people share my love for Darnell, he admittedly wasn't that big of a character in Kaoh Rong levels but he was just A REALLY COOL GUY OK? IDK, by his intro video he seems like someone I could easily be friends irl, and he also SHAT ON THE OCEAN come on, I was waiting for someone to fill in The KC Prophecy since Survivor: Philippines, congrats Darnell Hamilton <3 also, controverchele but I'd rather him stay over Alecia in Ep1 (but I certainly do not regret what Alecia has become)

### **88.Jin Dachuan & Liu Chang (The Amazing Race China 3)**

Yes, it is weird that there is one single returnee team in a season, but they were my favorites from Season 1 so I won't complain <3 Admittedly, they were much better in S1, but they still kept all their charm of being two adorable lanky dudes who look adorably clueless 90% of the time, breaking that preconceived image of ~high-fashion models~. They were much more competent this time around, though, which didn't make things AS entertaining as in S1.

### **87. Anne & Tanya (The Amazing Race Canada 4)**

Yes, they were severely underedited and should arguably not be this high, but what can I do, I'm a sucker for MomTeams. They immediately got lost on episode 1, didn't exist in episode 2, then were ~stars~ in Vietnam with Tanya DIGGING DEEP and getting severely dehydrated yet and barely escaping elimination because Stéphane was way too fucking nice. Then of course the next Vietnam episode where they have absolutely no shot of catching up but deliver, especially Anne going full berserk mode during the bug-eating challenge <3 <3 <3

### **86. Brooke Jowett (Asutralian Survivor 2016)**

Brooke is a strange character, at the beginning she felt like the Amanda to Flick's Parvati, just being the beta bitch and looking pretty. Then mid-merge we suddenly get that Brook is The Mastermind, and she spends a huge part of the season calling the shots and somehow winning tons of immunities, becoming a Black Mamba Queen Bee Strategic Threat Physical Contender Pacific-Islander Sensation ultil Flick, the the bumblefucking beta-bitch decides to slit her throat <3 tragic, but a Brooke win would be predictable, come on

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also she's hot

### **85. Harumi Ishihara (Big Brother Brasil 16)**

R.OBBED G.ODDESS!!! In 15 seasons of Big Brother Brasil we have had ONE ELDERLY WOMAN and one Asian woman who actually got MellisaMcNulty'd, so basically NO ASIAN WOMEN. That's when we discover that this posh, 64 year old journalist, former-hippie, who has posed naked decades ago (she was hot, google it) and actually dated Jimmy Cliff is a contestant and I just feel like a dream come true. Then Week1 happens and she immediately forms an adorably unlikely friendship with Ronan (more on him later!), SCHOOLS Ana Paula after she says "she doesn't need feminism" (lol @that in retrospect) and just produces overall lulzy moments with her out-of-place poshness and lack of awareness (her pleading for "the elderly crew" to vote to keep her in <3). ofc the elderly crew wasn't enough and she was the first boot against helldemon Daniel because who needs unique characters when you can have a shirtless white dude be a sanctimonious asshole for longer?

in conclusion http://s2.glbimg.com/eZ7Fg085Xp9olmVYAqTEPPQ4xcA=/0x0:484x272/300x0/s3.glbimg.com/v1/AUTH\_e84042ef78cb4708aeebdf1c68c6cbd6/photos/apis/bc6156a29b8b41218783f5ab5c21f285/gif-harumi.gif

### **84. Will Wahl (Survivor Millennials vs Gen X)**

The legend's run comes to an end. For the first half (or even more) of the game Will was a complete nobody who had terrible taste in allies and appeared once in a while to say two words and heave audibly, but it was only at the merge when he started becoming an ~icon~ mostly for every moment Probst mentioned "soft drinks", and his always-quotable utterance of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEELK <3 and of course we can't forget about the breakout of Will Wahl when he goes on a massive power trip and decides he needs to ~build a resumee~ and ~be recognized~, so he decides to make BIG MOVES with Ken of all people which just becomes a huge clusterfuck and he's voted out soon enough lol what a mess. Ultimately, Will Wahl is someone I can appreciate ironically, he isn't THAT amazing but you see, on casts like MvGX you have to grasp for something, so in that context he was exactly what I needed <3 Strangely, I want him to return, I feel like he can deliver.

### **83. João Lima (Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1)**

João is one of those characters edit tries so hard to portray as a huge villain and the worst person ever, but I always found everything he did that they tried to portray as "arrogant", "pedantic", "mean", etc. HILARIOUS <3 First of all, in a cast with so many assholes he wasn't even in the Top3 most arrogant people, mostly because all his "arrogant" moments consisted of innocent, over the top bragging which always ended up being disproved immediately after when he failed <3 his extremely tacky plating which he somehow never cared to correct <3 the food art installation challenge where he and Dayse spent the whole challenge like "what the heck come after six" then somehow won <3 In a sea of legitimately mean-spirited, pedantic, chauvinistic assholes, someone so comically and inoffensively arrogant was a breath of fresh air and all the hate he got from the fans was so misguided :(

### **82. Ronan Veiga (Big Brother Brasil 16)**

While definitely not a ~BIG CHARACTER~, Ronan was a huge surprise for me. His backstory suggested a huge sobfest as he was once homeless, and his first days suggested forced OTT ~~wacky~~ guy so I was dreading him... except that in the first vote he exposed this all-male alliance of douchelords (because he had a crush on Munik and wanted to save her, iconic) and made them PISSED, so the malealliance tried to make him The Biggest Villain Ever In the History of Big Brother, which didn't really work because he won immunity in the fatidic Week 2 and from that point on it was too late. After THE incident he was immediately associated with Ana Paula (I'm a sucker for unlikely friendships <3 The Homeless Guy & The Rich Bitch <3) so the AnaPaulaFans dragged him all the way to F3 even though no one really cared about him <3 he had some positive moments too like saving MiniatureAfroGuyUsedAsASponge from being used as a sponge <3 or when he one mentioned all the jobs he's had (Debbie Wanner who) including burning evidence from Operação Lava Jato alol

### **81. Robbie Turner (RuPaul's Drag Race 8)**

Robbie might not be the most ~unique~ queen, but she just had this relatable personality and style of narration that drew me to her. I don't know if it comes with the novelty of being a generally MORP queen, or the comparisons to Jinkx Monsoon, the ~only straight man~ (straight is used very loosely here) factor but I just felt this urge to ROOT FOR HER without much of an explanation. Also dropping a Survivor reference <3 THE ROLLERBLADING PERFORMANCE <3 Another victim of Derrick Barry gone too soon ;(

### **80. Thorgy Thor (RuPaul's Drag Race 8)**

You know, in the beginning I lumped Thorgy with Acid Betty as a tryhard arsehole, but as the season progressed I started to realize she had something ~unique~ about her, with several of her mental breakdowns, obsessive tendencies, nitpicking and overall neurotic behavior in the workroom <3 Granted, this did not exempt her from being an twatwaffle from time to time, but it gave her enough of a degree of complexity for me to appreciate her a lot more. Also, her facial features are so unique it makes room for so much creativity when using it as a canvas with make-up, sometimes the result can be both fascinating and horrifying.

### **79. Naomi & Chen (HaMarotz LaMillion 5)**

I have mixed-to-positive feelings towards these two: on one hand they did have the "extremely incompetent, kinda spoiled AND moody team that makes it kinda far" factor going for them; on the other hand they were kind of a bit too moody ad spoiled, which resulted in some unwelcome crying sessions. Also the Lee&Taealouy is not pretty. BUT I can't put a team of rich obesewomen who displayed some true determination and hilarious moments of bumblefuckery all the way through 6(?) legs, PLUS were thankfully eliminated at a time where their kind of humor was starting to get old. They were just genuine people who proportioned me some good laughs and had a lot of fun throughout the race, Also, despite the moments of pettiness/spoiledness, they ended up with a good GutsyGranny-esque impression of "we only came here to have fun and we did it ^^"

### **78. Stéphane & Antoine (The Amazing Race Canada 4)**

Father & Gay son is one of the best TAR staples ever and with an added French flavor they're even better! They were a really fun team who ran a very loud and erratic race, and unlike what normally happens, the straight father was the OTT mess of the team while the gay son just tried to keep things together <3 Unfortunately, their colorful stay was cut too short when, due to being an OTTPP angel, Stéphane decided to help literally every other team in collecting their ducks in Vietnam while completely ignoring that HE HAD TO DO THE CHALLENGE TOO, which caused him to have some quasi-heat stroke that coupled with already being behind due to completing the challenge for everyone else, caused them to be eliminated </3

### **77. Alex & Will (The Amazing Race Asia 5)**

aaaaaa douchegods <3 one of my favorite kinds of rtv men, the unaware megadouchey guys who are all brawn and endearingly stupid <3 The started kinda eh, but as soon as they missed the "find the letters that make up the name of your next destination while riding a bike" task 2736 times I knew they had it in them and I was right! Their petty sibling fights were hilarious (the one on the insurance building rappel <3) and who can forget the fast forward where they ate copious amounts of rice cake literally until they vomited alol You guys know my ACTUAL PHOBIA of vomit, but that whole scene embodied Alex & Will to a T and I could get past it by removing my headphone during the entire scene and closing my eyes at critical times (perks of not watching on tv!) Unfortunately they couldn't finish the task and never caught up, being eliminated in the same episode :(

### **76. Jessica & Brittany (The Amazing Race 28)**

Another team I don't expect many people to agree with me, but the fact is I ADORE JESSICA & BRITTANY. When I knew they were Instagram Models I expected them to be the most insipid pair ever but they already proved me wrong with their overall excited demeanor, cockpit confessional, and obsessing/borderline-lusting over Cole LaBrant in episode 1 <3 They barely cared about preserving the image like most preppy female teams do (see image above where they look like rabid animals), and their elimination was SO SAD I'm still not over it. The fact everyone was in an alliance together except her was forgivable because they were the last to arrive so it makes sense, but it was still sad seeing her desperation. But what broke my heart was the actual scene when teams arrive all together at the mat and talk about how they are all such a great group of people and work so well together (like, 9 teams saying that there), completing with a "WE'RE ALL ALL-STARS" which really left me thinking "why is everyone shitting on the models like that?". The extreme pity edit made me feel for them gave me hope it was gonna be a NEL but nah </3

### **75. Izadora Dantas (Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1)**

In a season of pretentious twats and arrogant assholes, Izadora came off from her intro as this meek, mousy lady who had this small, homely "private chef" business. She was such a sweetie in a sea of disgustingness that I was immediately compelled to root for her, and THEN:

**~~tbt my Ivo write-up~~**

*"The 4 people up for elimination were performing very poorly, so the Judges called the previous challenge's winners to help. All four were doing terribly but he assigned everyone a role, then started talking in an EXTREMELY patronizing way to the only woman there, put her aside to do absolutely nothing and took over her station. When she tried to do anything he just shushed her, which made her enter a crying fit and be eliminated for 'helping the least' when he clearly didn't let her do shit."*

I really wish I could place her higher in the rankings because she was super likable, but unfortunately she only lasted 1 episode and during 60% of it she was put in an extremely uncomfortable-to-watch position, so although it really makes me pity her, I guess that's as far as I can put her.

### **74. Roxxxy Andrews (RuPaul's All-Stars Drag Race 2)**

I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear I know you love me baby that's why you brought me here Was a bitch on season five I'm gonna make it right Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give ya what ya like I'm full of tricks baby, just like I'm Halloween A room full of monsters and it makes you wanna scream I have to get this right So you don't waste your time Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme I'm gonna show you what I can do You're going crazy and seeing too It's not my fault you can't blame my game On these other hoes, but they're all the same

Honestly would make an actual write up after that, but those lyrics sum up Roxxxy's "OTTNSeason5Megabitch to pathetic mess of a contestant" All-Stars journey of slaying challenge 1 then just being terrible at everything (but sewing) therefore being dragged to the F4 by her fellow competitors due to the new format to a t <3 I can't deny it INFURIATED me when she stayed over certain g.oddesses but that hate always fell on Alaska and Detox since Roxxxy really had no control over the situation. It's not her fault, you can't blame her game on these other hoes ¯\\_(ヅ)\_/¯

### **73. Tyler & Korey (The Amazing Race 28)**

Maybe going in expecting the worst helped to amp up my appreciation for Tyler & Korey, but by the end of the season I don't have much (or anything at all) to complain about them. Tyler has always been pretty lowkey (never thought I'd say that) compared to some youtube cancers out there, and that showed in the race where he was no more camerawhoring than your average ~fun~ team member. I did dislike their "bros being dudes" quips because they weren't funny in the slightest, but I did enjoy the TERRIBLE puns especially because of Korey's (non)reactions to them. Speaking of Korey, he was such a contrast to Tyler <3 He had no charisma at all and was just really camera un-friendly, which made a great partner, and to make things better he had that Claire to Tyler's Brook (sorry for making that comparison, Goddess Most High Brook Roberts) thing going for him, even as being The Load of the team <3 They did fall flat for basically half the season (especially the mid-parts) end even had this moment where I HATED them in the Scott & Blair boot, but fortunately became more likable by the end for all the aforementioned reasons, and also possibly as a consequence of being presented as the only alternative to Brodie & Kurt's win (lmao @the eventual winners)

### **72. Bianca Anderson (Australian Survivor 2016)**

MOST ROBBED CONTESTANT OF AUSURVIVOR Y/Y? BIANCA ANDERSON - PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR, how can you not be immediately drawn to such character? Bianca was an amazing narrator and one of those unaware-ly quirky people I just couldn't get enough of listening to her, and she was put in such position in Sanaapu that made me root so hard for her to somehow overcome The Young Hot People (+ Matt). Alas they voted her off over a corpse only for said corpse to decompose on the next episode and this makes me extremely bitter #BBB #BringBiancaBack

### **71. Taylor Stocker (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

Taylor is a pretty straightforward, one-dimensional character, but a very entertaining one. In the beginning I thought Jay was the OTT dumbass and Taylor had some brains there but he made sure to prove me otherwise! It didn't seem like he understood (or cared) about the game at all, his making the couple with Figgy blatant, his incessant celebration for having an alliance of 3 in a tribe of 10, everything involving that freaking pot of cookies or whatever, from denying anything vehemently while it was obvious he did it, to the nonsensical "strategy" in telling Adam about it, to being so oblivious that it made Jay of all people flat-out call him a dumb surfer at tribal council <3 <3 <3 Taylor's brand of patheticness was great on a season as dire as MvGX, and the fact he was surrounded by uptight people made the reactions to his dumbass antics even better <3

### **70. PhiPhi O'Hara (RuPaul's All-Stas Drag Race 2)**

I have never watched RPDR4 , tried once but found everyone so generic I skipped and decided to return later. I do know, however, that PhiPhi had this supervillain fame, and even if I didn't know the edit wasn't very subtle about it was it? PhiPhi had this AMAZING storyline that felt a little uncomfortable at times for me to appreciate fully, but I still ended up loving it anyway <3 Basically PhiPhi has The Worst Redemption Arc Every where she comes in willing to show that she wasn't the thundercunt S4 made her out to be, then proceeds to be a stealth bitch, planting ~~what I like to call the Russell Seed~~ on her contestants' minds at every possible opportunity, self-sabotaging her attempts so hard in a way that almost seemed compulsive and made me pity the girl... guy. Obviously edit played a part in amping up her evilness, but her redemption arc was a complete failure and I loved it <3 (also ~controverchele~ but I love her cosplay drag, the Sabrina one slat h my weave and the Flannery one I suppose is a companion of Toad on lonely nights)

### **69. Flick Egginton (Australian Survivor 2016)**

Mastermind queen of The Hot Young People turned sardonic ogress everyone shat on and nobody trusted later on <3 Flick started as just more of the same archetype we all know, and until mid-merge was like most of Sanaapu: extremely boring. It was just when people filled her head with paranoia to the brim when she made this B I G M O V E of taking out her closest ally, social queen and immunitygoddess Brooke, earning the disapproval and bitterness of the majority and the distrust of her new "allies". From that point on, Flick was hated by pretty much everyone, and survived up to 4th place by aggressively flipping while being hated by everyone for having ~no morals~ <3 also the iconic vote for "FLIP", how can I forget that?

### **68. Alyssa Edwards (RuPaul's All-Stars Drag Race 2)**

Much like Roxxxy, I was NOT a fan of Alyssa Edwards in season 5, and she only escaped the bottom of my rankings because Roxxxy existed. I just never really got her appeal, she just seemed so generic yet so forced, plus the constant focus on Alyssa vs Coco was draining. Then she came back in all-stars and somehow, something has CHANGED. It seems like she now full on embraces her utter ridiculousness instead of trying to pass as something she's not, and even though she's much more OTT she weirdly seemed less... forced? Not to mention whenever the queens had one of those elimination-decision-morals-drama she was a FORCE OF SHEER RIGHTEOUSNESS and never missed an opportunity to point out Rolaskatox's bullshit. And on top of all that she's just a great performer, that Annie Oakley number slat h my weave (despite the unfortunate implication) and I can safely say "Alyssa vs Tatianna - Shut Up and Drive" was the best overall lipsync performance (that is, on both queens' ends) I have ever witnessed.

### **67. Phoebe Timmins (Australian Survivor 2016)**

IDK if that's a ~controverchele~ opinion but I am not at all drawn to Phoebe as a character by itself, in this sense she's just ~fine~. However, Phoebe Timmins has a FASCINATING arc of frantic, absolutely ruthless gameplay and seeing her madly scramble every episode was delightful. I have to confess I was not that invested into her back in Aganoa when her and Rohan were a power duo, mostly because they threatened Kat's permanence in the game and I could not let that happen, but once Rohan was eliminated for playing his idol on HER she won me over <3 From then on, Phoebe & Kristie's adventures as outsiders in nuVavau were some of the best moments in the series hands down, and even though it cost us the permanence of THE Kat Dumont it gave us moments such as them discussing strategy while accidentally setting their shelter on fire <3 Then there's all the scenes with Conner somehow going from Student of The Game to Phoebe's lapdog which I honestly have no idea how it happened but I loved it <3 and of course that her epic showdown against her closest ally Kristie which ended with her tragically going home right before the merge (but for a good cause <3). Also, the extremely creepy close-ups of her face when she's plotting someone's demise are me irl.

### **66. Gleice Simão (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

An undeniable icon of Masterchef Brasil 3, personality-wise Gleice was cluelessly innocent, extremely shy and camera-unfriendly to the max. Ability-wise she was pretty pitiful, most of her concepts made absolutely no sense and when they did the execution fell apart except for once or twice when she pulled up an upset and won the challenge (<3 <3 <3). This seems like the formula of an unremarkable early boot but Gleice managed to last almost half the game by having someone somehow shittier than her every challenge and consequently INFURIATING a crowd of shitty people in the show (hello, Thaiana) and every viewer in existence except Bruno's family and me, especially in Gabriella's deliciously evil boot where everyone just flipped their shit saying Gleice was only there because of victimization/the jurors pity her/she's black which although seems plausible at first but makes no sense at all. Whenever the judges saved her, there was clearly someone worse (Gabriella's rule break/Rodrigo's shitty non-truffles) and when her fellow competitors saved her I always felt like it was more of a "let's keep the useless people" strategy than pity. So basically Gleice was an unintentionally hilarious contestant who ENRAGED an entire nation by cockroaching for half of the show, SOMEHOW WINNING THE RETURNEE COMPETITION, cockroaching for more three-ish episodes and finally being (predictably) booted. The Gleice experience is an incredible, albeit slightly uncomfortable due to the racial undertones, one and it's a pity her storyline upon returning amounted to nothing. We love you Gleice <3 (and by we I mean me and the Martinkwskidfhksdhfj Family)

### **65. Joe del Campo (Survivor Kaoh Rong)**

Joe is a character that I didn't really ~feel~ at the beginning, he was kinda grumpy and an ass to Queen Liz Markham, but as soon as he started interrogating Peter Baggenstos I knew he was a star <3 Then for the remainder of the season he did what a male Survivor player can do best and latched on the ass of his female superiors Debbie and Aubry while providing us fun UTR moments (: Then of course comes his final episode, which was both hilarious, sad, and extremely uncomfortable. The whole challenge ordeal was hilarious because as someone who sucks at challenges as much as Joe, that lagging win because everyone else was just THAT incompetent was beautiful and I was SCREAMING when he won. Then it's sad in a clever way because the win itself kinda sealed his demise, but it's also sad in the more literal sense to see how well-liked he was by his peers and how such a silly thing as constipation did his game in. I don't think I have to mention why it was uncomfortable though? Yeah, spare me. So overall he was an UTRfun nice guy who brought this ~old school~ feeling and I appreciate his contribution ^^

### **64. Dana & Matt (The Amazing Race 28)**

Those two are a weird team because they alternated between being the definition of 'boringly competent' and Dana being an OTTN queen all the way to an (edit-wise) unexpected victory, so I was currently overall satisfied. So, aside from all the time they were boring and competent (basically every time they got together with Tyler & Korey was like all the fun they brought was sucked out of them), Dana and Matt (actually Dana) provided some quality moments such as: passively-aggressively (bot more aggressively) narrating that "we would be done if I had a partner THAT LISTENED TO ME" right next to Matt while they fumble at the beach party task, stepping all over the artisan lady's display in order to claim the correct bag while the lady just fanned herself and killed Dana with her gaze, that one puzzle roadblock at Dubai where she went full-aggro because she had TO BEAT THE STUPID BOYS, and of course that GIGANTIC MELTDOWN that came out of nowhere once they got lost in Dubai; that was the most Flo & Zach-esque thing I had seen since Season 3 (then TAR29 came along to steal my heart of course) and I genuinely thought she would quit at one time. Also, Dana's win making casuals LIVID will never not be great... unless it cancelled TAR forever but if Brooke & Scott didn't do that why would they?

### **63. Hellen Cruz (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

Is it crazy to put Hellen up here? Probably. But idc, I love her <3 Granted, she was eliminated episode one and was like, MOR2 so I remember nothing she did whatsoever. Then in the returnee competition she was this CPN5g.oddess who worked with Vanessa in the first part and they had a beautiful ~spiritual bond~. Then in the second part when each person picked one ingredient for everyone to cook she became #HellishHellen and decided she would take GREEN APPLE because she had some master plan to screw everyone over and succeed. I was ready for Hellen returning in her new CPNg.oddess persona, but her dish ended up extremely sour BECAUSE of the green apples and she wen home, RIP

### **62. Lucy Huang (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

I can say without a hint of irony that Lucy is just one of the most unique characters in recent survivor and it makes me really sad we didn't get to see more of her. With that said, there's no way I can't appreciate her "UTR1 UTR1 UTR1 OTTN5" journey <3 After spending 3 episodes making sour faces at the background and aligning with shitty people, having her only utterance be "SHHHHHHH" at a challenge (that moment still cracks me up ngl), Lucy emerges on her boot episode as this no-nonsense HBIC who has her reign of terror cut short because of one of her subordinate's fragile, masculine ego. #BringLucyBack

### **61. Liz Markham (Survivor Kaoh Rong)**

Another major r.obbed g.oddess, I always felt like Lizbot also had so much more to offer. In the beginning all she did was complain about people being weak and not able to last long, and everyone was afraid she was going to be a Spencer but I didn't really care because boobes. However, once episode 2 hit she started being just really fucking weird, craving freshly-boiled water, starting hilarious "arguments" with Joe and Debbie because of freshly-boiled water, then just had some circuit break and became a piece of driftwood floating in the water and told us in a really awkward and overall bizarre confessional about how awful it was to... feel, I guess? Queen.

## The G.oddesses

### **60. Vanness & Melody (The Amazing Race China 3)**

Let's get this out of the way: WHAT KIND OF NAME IS VANNESS lol <3 Anyway, I not always liked this team, in fact, in the beginning I felt like they barely cared about the race and barely escaped elimination over my faves quite a lot of times (Jin Xing & Heinz <////3). But somewhere around the middle it seemed like some fire sparkled under their asses and they started the fun brother/sister dynamics I was craving, which were made much better with Vanness' (heh) flaming homosexuality <3 It's definitely something you don't see often in Asian TARs, so it was a breath of fresh air <3 So yeah, once they became fun they didn't stop doing pretty terribly at the overall race, but now instead of being dour nonentities who slay my faves in second-to-last they were my bottomg.oddess faves <3 oh, how the turntables

### **59. Eric & Rona (The Amazing Race Asia 5)**

Eric & Rona were an overall feel-good team, edit seemed to go overboard with the positiveness at times, but they really managed to be genuinely sweet and fun by themselves. Of course, some moments of camera-awareness was involved (mostly from Eric) but I just really loved Rona throughout the whole thing. Her peak was definitely the eating challenge where she had this nerve-induced nonstop talking moment which was kind of a meltdown but it made herself and other teams around (and me!) laugh so much <3 Also Rona's finale challenge meltdown <3 So yeah, a pretty amazing team (especially Rona) who were a little too much at times mostly due to edit, but gave us great moments <3

### **58. Naomi Smalls (RuPaul's Drag Race 8)**

Honestly, I started the season wanting Naomi out. She was boring. Her outfits were boring. HOW DARE SHE walk on wearing underwear and A BOAT to the runway and not be on the bottom 2? Then as the season progressed I started to ~get~ her, she offered this really unique brand of UTRP-ness that was a breath of fresh air, as was her ~evolution~. But I can't lie, the main reason I like Naomi so much is her friendship with Kim Chi, one of my favorite Power Duos of RTV ever tbh? It's hard for me to describe the greatness I see in their interactions, so I'll just leave this (post-show) example here

time to get schwifty in heeeeere

### **57. Steph & Kristen (The Amazing Race Canada 4)**

LESBIANS? ON TAR? IT'S LESS LIKELY THAN YOU THINK. I get why they're not everyone's cup of tea, in a strictly "good TV" (#never4getsabrina) sense they are boring. However, they're one of those teams whose mundane interactions with each other (and other teams) I really appreciate. The talk about being frequently mistaken for sister, all the Express-Pass drama they were involved in, one of them (still can't tell them apart, they DO look like sisters) almost chopping her finger off while cutting sugar cane, then somehow winning a volleyball face-off with an injured finger, their overall fun and harmless couple bickering... they're just really feel-good winners for me regardless of being predictable. Lesbots <3

### **56. Raz & Amit (HaMerotz LaMillion 5)**

It's really weird to rank these guys. In any other season they would be easily my favorites, but the fact they were in the F3 against their (superior) mortal enemies Lee & Tal and bottomg.ods Josie & Alex + the fact they barely faced any hardships during their entire journey made them not-so-amazing winners. Now onto the positives! While I couldn't care less about Raz, he's probably one of the more emotionless people from this season, his contrast to Amit was just hilarious <3 Actually Amit himself was hilarious, he was just a loudmouth old man who spoke over his son at confessionals all the time, made extremely rash decisions before Raz even started to think, frequently insisted he was right on things he was obviously wrong, and was just an overall (albeit surprisingly competent) mess. Also his unexpected sneezes in confessionals were hilarious lol ALSO, Amit broke Dave & Connor's "Oldest Winner" record and gets a very special place in my heart for that <3 (s/o to the french DeniseMartin in the background)

### **55. Yosi & Lee (HaMerotz LaMillion 5)**

Those two were the boots from Leg B, so technically the first boots along with Avi & Avi. However, unlike the Avis, Yosi & Lee were a huge presence in their only episode and were nothing short of hilarious <3 One of the elusive M/F Friends team, their dynamic was pretty amazing as Lee was kind of a nerd, but the driving force and badass of the team while Yossi was a combination of Uber Nerd and Shrieking Gay, characteristics that get much better when you discover they met while serving for the army lol. After Lee pretty much carries the team through all tasks while Yossi just flails aimlessly, she doubted her friend's knowledge of where the pit-stop was based on the clue and they got REALLY lost, costing their life in the game. The fact they were completely blindsided + Yossi's reaction was HEARTBREAKING and I really wish they could have lasted longer </3

### **54. Adélia Soares (Big Brother Brasil 16)**

How can I not like this plastic ho? Her introduction being her saying everythin on her is fake except her soul <3 <3 <3 While Adélia was part of the "Good People" clique and one of the conspirators/main perpetrators of the EjectAnaPaula Plan, she's someone I can appreciate because out of them all she was the only one who actually got the ire of the public... proooobably for being a black woman jussayin. Anyway, by actually being treated as a villain unlike her fellow Good People, Adélia became actually palatable and the fact her awfulness wasn't sugarcoated made me appreciate it more: examples of this include her frequent planting of paranoia in everyone around such as instigating a rivalry between Cacau and Munik by constantly planting on Cacau's head that Munik was after her boyfriend, and throwing a gigantic tantrum that culminated in literally saying Ana Paula was worse than the cancer she once had. She was overall just a shamelessly OTTN megabitch who was really fun to watch AND to hate, plus she got her comeuppance unlike the fellow Good People.

### **53. Matthew Astorga (Masterchef Canada 3)**

Matthew is far from a ~BIG CHARACTER~, I just found him a breath of fresh air when it comes to RTV gays. He was this really adorable little Filipino gae who was really nervous/shy all the time and did surprisingly well in the end <3 Not much here besides being endearing/rootable.

### **52. Jennah-Louise Salkeld (Australian Survivor 2016)**

HER, A Humanitarian <3 It feels wrong putting Jennah-Louise this low but when I think about it, for the majority of the season she didn't even feel like a cohesive character. She had a couple of confessionals in OGVavau, which made it seem like Her/Craig were running the game, but from that point until mid-merge all she did was be patronized by Nick one episode (ugh @that scene) and not exist the other 73. Anyhow, it was when the merge truly hit and JL saw herself in danger that Ciera Eastin's soul possessed her body and she randomly became The Season's Advocate for B I G M O V E S, not in a mastermind-y Zeke/AK way but in a desperate girl screaming BIG MOVES to save herself like Cambodiera <3 Then she went into a miraculous immunity run, but as soon as it ended she was a goner. Of course, in the end she REAMED Lee in the FTC because of his condescending behavior over HER, A HUMANITARIAN "playing the game for the money",as if that wasn't everyone's (Including his!) reason.

### **51. Sue Clark (Australian Survivor 2016)**

Sue is... weird. I was expecting a big character with this one, but Sue's specialty was popping here and there to make vague statements with a frozen, slightly smug face ad idk why but it always killed me <3 She was also surprisingly a badass in challenges, but what mainly propels her this high must be the way she handled Nick's Pathetic Self-Righteous Lashing Of Women Who Didn't Do What He Want Part 2 when she just let him FUMING while looking at oblivion with her plastified face not moving an inch until he started fumbling and eventually gave up the rant, what a queen <3

### **50. Dor & Saphir (HaMerotz LaMillion 5)**

I was fully expecting those two to go all the way to F4-ish and their elimination was heartbreaking. To start things off, their relationship was "Met on Tinder" and they consisted of Dor, the surprisingly sweet MORP guy and Saphir, the hysterical firecracker with dwarfism. They were, first of all engaging in a very straightforward way, by being fun people. But they were also hilarious in a slapstick way of being accident prone like a Ridonculous Race team, I need a compilation of all their faceplants <3 Of course, I might be biased for them considering they just stayed for 3 legs, but I guess they just won my heart since the moment Saphir threw herself inside a trash can on Leg A, and everything from then on was automatically approved.

### **49. Laila McQueen (RuPaul's Drag Race 8)**

Most r.obbed g.oddess of S8, Laila joined the competition looking not as... polished. Her highlight was, of course, the Previous Winners Photoshoot where she joined the room full of glam g.oddesses looking like "a beetlejuice trashbag", and narrating in the best deadpan way possible, gifting us with one of my favorite gifs from RPDR:

So after awkwardly prancing around the winners she decided for a horrible pose, crouching down ON the sofa <3 On the first lipsync against Naysha she SLAT H MY WEAVE especially when she dropped sideways and started shaking her head like a deranged maniac <3 In the next episode she was invisible and was double booted with Dax in a godawful performance, which MAY have been warranted but eh idk, I'm biased because she was too ~relatable~

### **48. Craig I'Anson (Australian Survivor 2016)**

S p e a k i n g of The Gays, Craig <3 Honestly, red flags were raised when his first confessional was basically "I'm very sassy and I love Beyoncé" but soon enough Craig proved to be much more than that when he emerged as The Vavau Stretegic Mastermind and unexpected challenge beast (endurance god <3). His leave was tragic, but it was nice to see The Kingpin taken down right before the merge with one(?) vote, especially because he spent basically the entire season looking for that idol in the exact same (and correct!) spot and never found it, only for Phoebe (<3) to get it immediately and use it against him alol. Now this part is much less about the game and bore about extreme subjectivities but I just have a massive crush on him, ok? He gives enough importance to Pokemon to put it in his IG bio, plus finally made me ~get~ the concept of island hot. He's charming af and can GET. IT. (remind me to take this part out if I ever transpose this to CTS, I think he lurks around lol)

### **47. Hannah Shapiro (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

I get how some people can be annoyed by the Trust Cluster thing but honestly, overall Hannah was just a really fucking hilarious character. Some people say she was attention-seeking but I felt like she was always pretty spontaneous: having an anxiety attack while WATCHING a challenge when will your faves <3 Anyway, Hannah is a weird character to me because she does have a really good strategic game but a TERRIBLE social one which made most of her moves go unnoticed or uncredited, truly tragic. But she was also this really weird person and, despite mostly aligning with boring gamebots like Zeke/David, she also had some fascinating interactions with Ken (that completely out-of-nowhere KenxHannah scene <3) and especially Michaela, with whom she had one of my favorite Survivor dynamics <3 Also she was a boss bitch in the finale and for a second gave me a glimpse of hope for the season until everyone solemnly ignored her on FTC, which made her seem rude by constantly interrupting people (that strategy worked for Trump I guess?)

### **41. Scott & Blair (The Amazing Race 28)**

old ppl & ditzy "teen"

**40. Monada & Adriano (HaMerotz LaMillion 5)**

hilariously fem husband

### **33. Aubry Bracco (Survivor Kaoh Rong)**

gud arc

**32. Veronica Cham (Masterchef Canada 3)**

(courtney)

## Queens Of The Universe (The Waves Part And Engulf Them And The Water Is Warm)

### **24. Екатерина Петро́вна Замоло́дчикова (RuPaul's All-Stars Drag Race 2)**

but your dad. just calls me. KATYAAAAAAAAAAAAA

### **16. Jin Xing & Heinz (The Amazing Race China 3)**

aggro wife & bumbling husband to a whole new level

### **13. Parul & Maggie (The Amazing Race Asia 5)**

gotta cherish the moments when your faves from the start (well, from the starting line elimination on) actually win

### **11. Paula Salles (Masterchef Brasil 4)**

queen of narrating and being dragged to the top8

### **10. Kim Chi (RuPaul's Drag Race 8)**

Crashed on the floor when I moved in

This little bungalow with some strange new friends

Stay up too late, and I'm too thin

We promise each other it's 'til the end

Now we're spinning empty bottles

It's the five of us

With pretty eyed boys girls die to trust

I can't resist the day

No, I can't resist the day

Jenny screams out and it's no pose

'Cause when she dances she goes and goes

Beer through the nose on an inside joke

And I'm so excited, I haven't spoken

And she's so pretty, and she's so sure

Maybe I'm more clever than a girl like her

Summer's all in bloom

Summer is ending soon

It's alright and it's nice not to be so alone

But I hold on to your secrets in white houses

Maybe I'm a little bit over my head

I come undone at the things he said

And he's so funny in his bright red shirt

We were all in love and we all got hurt

I sneak into his car's cracked leather seat

The smell of gasoline in the summer heat

Boy, we're going way too fast

It's all too sweet to last

It's alright

And I put myself in his hands

But I hold on to your secrets in white houses

Love, or something ignites in my veins

And I pray it never fades in white houses

My first time, hard to explain

Rush of blood, oh, and a little bit of pain

On a cloudy day, it's more common than you think

He's my first mistake

Maybe you were all faster than me

We gave each other up so easily

These silly little wounds will never mend

I feel so far from where I've been

So I go, and I will not be back here again

I'm gone as the day is fading on white houses

I lied, wrote my injuries all in the dust

In my heart is the five of us

In white houses

And you, maybe you'll remember me

What I gave is yours to keep

In white houses

### **9. Kristie Bennett (Australian Survivor 2016)**

when Ausurvivor produces a better winner in one (or three) season than USurvivor has ever done in 34

### **8. Michaela Bradshaw (Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X)**

either alone on confs or interacting with others (busting the idol finding / michaela-hannah interactions) she was a STAR

### **7. Kat Dumont (Australian Survivor 2016)**

honestly she seems straight out of a fanfic

### **6. Frankie & Amy (The Amazing Race Canada 4)**

the daughter being the adult in the relationship <3

### **5. Debbie Wanner (Survivor Kaoh Rong)**

I wish I were a nun just to be taken care of by deborah donato wanner

### **4. Tai Trang (Survivor Kaoh Rong)**

best survivor psychological journey since Kathy Vavrick O'Brien

### **3. Lee Fu Kuang (Masterchef Brasil 3)**

#YearOfTheOldGaysian, this guy's edit (as well as his personality) was all over the place <3

### **2. Geralda Diniz (Big brother Brasil 16)**

clueless old lady, overly-excited old lady, grumpy old lady, shrewd observant old lady, all in the same Old Lady package. I have no idea how she got cast, let alone make it to the F4 but THANK GOD SHE DID <3

### **1. Ana Paula Renault (Big brother Brasil 16)**

**O L H A    E L A A A A A A A A A A A !**

## Contestants

**Survivor: Kaoh Rong**

4.Tai Trang

5.Debbie Wanner

22.Cydney Gillon

33.Aubry Bracco

34.Jennifer Lanzetti

36.Alecia Holden

61.Liz Markham

65.Joe Del Campo

89.Darnell Hamilton

97.Peter Baggenstos

118.Neal Gottlieb

126.Caleb Reynolds

132.Michele Fitzgerald

146.Anna Khait

178.Nick Maiorano

193.Julia Sokolowski

198.Kyle Jason

199.Scot Pollard

**Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X**

8.Michaela Bradshaw

18.Jay Starrett

47.Hannah Shapiro

62.Lucy Huang

71.Taylor Stocker

84.Will Wahl

92.Jessica "Figgy" Figueroa

102.David Wright

108.Jessica Blain-Lewis

112.Rachel Ako

140.Michelle Schubert

153.Mari Takahashi

159.CeCe Taylor

171.Bret LaBelle

172.Ken McNickle

176.Sunday Burquest

177.Zeke Smith

181.Paul Watcher

191.Adam Klein

195.Chris Hammons

**Australian Survivor 2016**

7.Kat Dumont

9.Kristie Bennett

27.Nick Iadanza

48.Craig I'Anson

51.Sue Clarke

52.Jennah-Louise Salkeld

67.Phoebe Timmins

69.Flick Egginton

72.Bianca Anderson

86.Brooke Jowett

95.Evan Jones

96.Des Quilty

106.Kate Campbell

109.Kylie Evans

114.Conner Bethune

133.Matt Tarrant

135.Peter Fieghen

136.Barry Lea

143.Tegan Haining

150.El Rowland

170.Rohan MacLaren

173.Lee Carseldine

196.Andrew Torrens

201.Sam Webb

**The Amazing Race 28**

17.Sheri & Cole

41.Scott & Blair

64.Dana & Matt

73.Tyler & Korey

76.Jessica & Brittany

91.Zach & Rachel

94.Marty & Hagan

98.Burnie & Ashley

154.Erin & Joslyn

160.Darius & Cameron

180.Brodie & Kurt

**The Amazing Race Canada 4**

6.Frankie & Amy

25.Julie & Lowell

26.Jillian & Emmett

39.Kelly & Kate

57.Steph & Kristen

78.Stéphane & Antoine

87.Anne & Tanya

119.Rita & Yvette

130.Joel & Ashley

148.Anthony & Brandon

**The Amazing Race Asia 5**

13.Parul & Maggie

20.Treasuri & Louisa

42.J.K. & Mike

59.Eric & Rona

77.Alex & Will

93.Chloe & Yvonne

111.Lisa & Nicole

113.Rei & Keiji

128.Vicky & Rachel

168.Alphaeus & Brandon

179.Tom & Anita

**The Amazing Race China 3**

16.Jin Xing & Heinz

60.Vanness & Melody

88.Jin Dachuan & Liu Chang

115.Guo Jingjing & Huo Qigang

125.Zhang Meixi & Zang Yafei

131.Huang Tingting & Sun Rui

157.Zhang Zhehan & Zhang Sifan

187.Liu Xiang & Xu Qifeng

**HaMerotz LaMillion 5**

12.Josy & Alex

14.Yael & Yosiel

19.Lee & Tal

28.Ori & Ben

40.Monada & Adriano

50.Dor & Saphir

55.Yosi & Lee

56.Amit & Raz

79.Naomi & Chen

90.Tzion & Aviv

101.Sean & Kim

123.Shira & Bar

145.Gali & Daniel

164.Avi & Avi

**Big Brother Brasil 16**

1.Ana Paula Renault

2.Geralda Diniz

35.Munik Nunes

37.William Soares

45.Matheus Lisboa

54.Adélia Soares

82.Ronan Veiga

85.Harumi Ishihara

121.Fernanda Liberato

138.Tamiel Jacobson

165.Alan Lopes

190.Maria Claudia "Cacau" Gomes

192.Juliana Dias

197.Renan Almeida

202.Daniel Heder

203.Laércio de Moura

**Masterchef Canada 3**

32.Veronica Cham

53.Matthew Astorga

100.Mary Berg

104.April Lee Baker

105.Jennifer Baglione

107.Michelle Nault

127.Vince Spitale

144.Jacqueline Clark

149.Jeremy Senaris

152.Julia Merk

174.Terry Adido

175.Sean Hickey

183.Shawn Karls

184.David Young

**Masterchef Brasil 3**

3.Lee Fu Kuang

11.Paula Salles

15.Bruna Chaves

21.Fernando Bianchi

23.Fábio Nunes

31.Vanessa Vagnotti

63.Hellen Cruz

66.Gleice Simão

99.Aluísio Nahime

110.Pedro Lima

117.Raquel Novais

122.Victor Castelo

137.Nuno Codeço

139.Guilherme Joventino

141.Livia Cathiard

158.Luriana Toledo

161.Gabriella Palinkas

163.Rodrigo "Tenente" Domingues

166.Rodrigo Silva

186.Leonardo Young

189.Thaiana Wosniak

**Masterchef Profissionais Brasil 1**

29.Priscylla Luswarghi

30.Dayse Paparoto

43.Marcelo Verde

75.Izadora Dantas

83.João Lima

116.Fernanda Emerich

120.Izabela Dolabela

129.Fádia Cheiato

151.Dário Costa

155.Eliane Carvalho

167.Rodrigo Einsfeld

185.Luiz Filipe Jacob

188.Ricardo Bonomi

200.Ivo Lopes

**RuPaul's Drag Race 8**

10.Kim Chi

44.ChiChi DeVayne

46.Bob The Drag Queen

49.Laila McQueen

58.Naomi Smalls

80.Thorgy Thor

81.Robbie Turner

103.Cynthia Lee Fontaine

147.Dax Exclamationpoint

162.Naysha Lopez

169.Derrick Barry

194.Acid Betty

**RuPaul's All-Stars Drag Race 2**

24.Katya Zamolodchikova

38.Tatianna

68.Alyssa Edwards

70.Phi Phi O'Hara

74.Roxxxy Andrews

124.Coco Montrese

134.Alaska

142.Ginger Minj

156.Adore Delano

183.Detox