Wesley

Wesley is a Pirate Captain whose character is unlocked at Level 6.

## Description

Wesley claims that he was accidentally left behind by his crew after falling overboard; Pike believes he was tossed overboard for being a terrible pirate, however. He describes himself as daring, heroic, and handsome, and he has developed an interest in Sita.

Wesley believes that proper piracy means being well-mannered, using words over swords and sending thank-you letters afterwards. He is also quite fond of tea-time and jam biscuits.

While Wesley waits for his ship to return, he minds Wesley’s Exports.

## Appearance

Wesley considers himself to be quite attractive. He has long blond hair that is tied in a ponytail, a green shirt, and brown pants. Wesley also carries a sword. Wesley’s physical appearance and occasional mentions of the Pirate Roberts are likely references to the book and film *The Princess Bride*.

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## Wesley Quotes

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* *Being a pirate does not mean one loses one's taste and refinement.*
* *Being a world-renowned pirate is hard work. Time for a nice cup of tea.*
* *Besides being fluent in a dozen languages, I have skills the modern pirate can't do without.*
* *Brave deeds done dirt cheap!*
* *Daring defender of Paradise Bay! That will look smashing on my CV.*
* *Don't hate me because I'm daring, heroic, and classically handsome.*
* *Hank and Otis are good chaps. Seagulls. Excellent builders, you know.*
* *I worked hard to teach my crew about the finer things in life. They'll thank me one day.*
* *I am temporarily engaged in commerce, but when my crew comes back for me...*
* *I bring a certain style and panache this place has rather lacked until now.*
* *I gave the high seas some genuine flair. Piracy's loss is your gain, Paradise Bay.*
* *I like to think my good looks and elevated tastes make me a better pirate.*
* *I miss my crew - they laughed at my jokes. Of course they laughed at everything I did...*
* *I never embark on a pirating voyage without plenty of clean underpants.*
* *I never undertake a new adventure without knowing I have plenty of tea on hand.*
* *I'm just keeping shop while I await my next grand adventure.*
* *I'm often nostalgic for pirate life. How I miss afternoon tea on the quarterdeck!*
* *If Hank and Otis would build a tea-room, we'd bring civilization to Paradise Bay! And jam biscuits!*
* *Imagine a man who's bold, brave, and beautifully dressed. You're imagining me!*
* *It's astounding, really, how few requests I've received for hero jobs. I'm available...*
* *Just because one is a pirate does not mean one is not a gentleman.*
* *My contributions to pirate culture are jam biscuits and the egg-and-cress sandwich. And tea-time.*
* *My crew will return for me any time now, and then I can stoip doing my laundry in salt water.*
* *Need a hero by the day or hour? Who better than... ME?*
* *Need heroic deeds done dashingly? I'm your man!*
* *Need someone to save the day? You have only to ask.*
* *Nigel the seagull oversees the map table. Good chap, Nigel.*
* *One should not compromise one's standards simply because one is a pirate.*
* *Pirates in general are long on derring-do and short on everyday civilities.*
* *The kind people of Paradise Bay have not begun to tap my talents. I'm frankly amazing.*
* *Trader is a temporary position. I'll be a pirate again before you know it.*
* *Until my crew returns for me, I'm prepared to serve as the hero of Paradise Bay!*
* *Wesley here, standing by in case you need a helping hand!*
* *What this island needs is a tea room! That would be just the thing!*
* *When I found my crew, not a man Jack of them could make a good cup of tea. Imagine!*
* *Your run-of-the-mill pirate hasn't half my civilized decorum or urbane wit.*