Crazy Mario Party

**Crazy Mario Party** is a Mario Party video game featuring all of Best of Thomas and all of Paradise.

## Plot

* Mario and the gang have followed our heroes to eight boards, boards like Mushroom Kingdom Garden, Cold Cold Tundra, Desolate Mountain, Thunder Bazaar, Diamond City Stadium, Kong Hotel, Power Up Laboratory, and Bowser's Headquarter, where they find Perry the Platypus recruiting some heroes to take on Bowser, Bowser Jr., the Seven Koopalings, Hookbill, Naval, and Kamek, all while George Carlin revisits Best of Thomas, originally on September 25, 2001.

## Cast

### From Britt Allcroft's Shining Time Station

1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

### From Wild Kratts

1. Martin and Chris Kratt (Themselves)
2. Aviva Corcovado (Athena Karkanis)
3. Koki (Heather Bambrick)
4. Jimmy Z (Jonathan Malen)

### From Barney and Friends

1. Barney (Dean Wendt)
2. Baby Bop (Julie Johnson)
3. B.J. (Patty Wirtz)
4. Riff (Michaela Dietz)

### From Mario Party

1. Mario (Jeff Bennett)
2. Luigi (Rob Paulsen)
3. Peach (Colleen O'Shaughnessey)
4. Daisy (Stephanie Morgenstern)
5. Wario (Clancy Brown)
6. Waluigi (Danny Cooksey)
7. Yoshi (Andrew Sabiston)
8. Rosalina (Saffron Henderson)
9. Donkey Kong (Richard Yearwood)
10. Birdo (Grey Griffin)
11. Jimmy T. (Phil LaMarr)
12. Mona (Jennifer Hale)
13. Penny Crygor (Stephanie Morgenstern)
14. Dribble (Kevin Michael Richardson)
15. Spitz (Andrew Sabiston)
16. Kat (Carly McKillip)
17. Ana (Britt McKillip)
18. 9-Volt (Tara Strong)
19. Orbulon (Dee Bradley Baker)
20. Young Cricket (Jason Marsden)

### Cartoon Paradise Favorites

1. Winnie the Pooh (Jim Cummings)
2. Tommy Pickles (Elizabeth Daily)
3. Dexter (Candi Milo)
4. Arnold Shortman (Mason Vale Cotton)
5. Blossom (Cathy Cavadini)
6. SpongeBob SquarePants (Tom Kenny)
7. Otto Rocket (Joseph Ashton)
8. Buzz Lightyear (Patrick Warburton)
9. Rudy Tabootie (Elizabeth Daily)
10. Timmy Turner (Tara Strong)
11. Jimmy Neutron (Debi Derryberry)
12. Jenny Wakeman (Janice Kawaye)
13. Numbuh 1/Nigel Uno (Benjamin Diskin)
14. Danny Fenton (David Kaufman)
15. Bloo Kazoo (Keith Ferguson)
16. Ami Onuki (Janice Kawaye)
17. Juniper Lee (Lara Jill Miller)
18. Gordon Quid (Rob Paulsen)
19. Todd of the Wayside School (Mark Rendall)
20. Otis (Chris Hardwick)
21. Phineas Flynn (Vincent Martella)
22. Fanboy (David Hornsby)
23. Dudley Puppy (Jerry Trainor)
24. Sanjay Patel (Maulik Pancholy)
25. Star Butterfly (Eden Sher)
26. Lincoln Loud (Bentley Griffin)
27. Milo Murphy (Weird Al Yankovic)
28. Bunsen the Beast (Jeremy Rowley)
29. Henry Hart/Kid Danger (Jace Norman)
30. Ronnie Anne Santiago (Izabella Alvarez)
31. Annie Bramley (Jessica DiCicco)
32. Gretel Grant Gomez (Meli Povenmire)

### Cartoon Paradise Least Favorites

1. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
2. Timon the Meerkat (Quinton Flynn)
3. Norbert Beaver (Nick Bakay)
4. Johnny Bravo (Jeff Bennett)
5. Chicken (Charlie Adler)
6. Pepper Ann Pearson (Kathleen Wilhoite)
7. Eliza Thornberry (Lacey Chabert)
8. Eddy (Tony Sampson)
9. Cybil Herrison (Samuel Vincent)
10. Jasmine Frazier (Andrea Libman)
11. Courage (Marty Grabstein)
12. Mike Mazinsky (Nika Futterman)
13. Tino Tonitini (Jason Marsden)
14. Scott Leadready (Quinton Flynn)
15. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
16. Virgil Hawkins/Static Shock (Phil LaMarr)
17. Yuki Chan (Janice Kawaye)
18. Ginger Foutley (Melissa Disney)
19. Mickey Mouse (Bret Iwan)
20. Lloyd Nebulon (Courtland Mead)
21. Invader ZIM (Richard Horvitz)
22. Jenna Jameson (Stephanie Morgenstern)
23. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
24. Dominique Gonzalez (Grey Griffin)
25. Ozzy Jones (Phil LaMarr)
26. Becca Newman (Carly McKillip)
27. Al Smith (Tom Kenny)
28. Marline Diaz (Candi Milo)
29. Johnny Test (James Arnold Taylor)
30. Natashia Jimenez (Colleen O'Shaughnessey)
31. Ace Bunny (Charlie Schlatter)
32. Coconut Fred (Rob Paulsen)
33. Ben Tennyson (Yuri Lowenthal)
34. Jerry Mouse (Samuel Vincent)
35. Bessie Higgenbottom (Amy Poehler)
36. Zak Saturday (Sam Lerner)
37. Rex Salazar (Daryl Sabara)
38. Dipper Pines (Jason Ritter)
39. Sophia Winterford (Tara Strong)
40. Bashful Dwarf (Billy West)
41. Roger, the son of Beck (Greg Cipes)
42. Lola Chilton (Kate Micucci)
43. Penn Zero (Thomas Middleditch)
44. Underdog (Tom Kenny)
45. Tyler Bowman (Matt Hill)
46. Zara Hanson (Stephanie Morgenstern)
47. Oceania the Mermaid (Stephanie Morgenstern)
48. Katie Gener (Stephanie Morgenstern)

### Anime Paradise Favorites and Least Favorites

1. Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon (Stephanie Sheh)
2. Ash Ketchum (Sarah Natochenny)
3. Tai Kamiya (Joshua Seth)
4. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
5. Kirby (Makiko Ohmoto)
6. Sonic the Hedgehog (Jason Griffith)
7. Zoey Hanson (Amanda Brown)
8. Dorie Goodwyn (Amy Palant)
9. Nate Adams (Johnny Yong Bosch)
10. Emily Anderson/Glitter Lucky (Laura Bailey)
11. Yami Yugi Moto (Dan Green)
12. Monkey D. Luffy (Bella Hudson)
13. Sandra Larson (Lisa Ortiz)
14. Lucia Sander (Veronica Taylor)
15. Kassie Carlen/Super Pig (Julie Maddalena)
16. Mushra (Tom Gibis)
17. Max Taylor (Veronica Taylor)
18. Rick Wheeler (Greg Abbey)
19. Flint Hammerhead (R. Martin Klein)
20. Mondo Ooya (Derek Stephen Prince)

## Thomas Stories

1. Thomas Gets Bumped
2. A New Friend for Thomas
3. Thomas, Percy and the Dragon
4. Thomas Saves the Day
5. Trouble for Thomas
6. Thomas and Stepney
7. A Big Day for Thomas
8. Paint Pots and Queens

## Boards

1. Mushroom Kingdom Garden
2. Cold Cold Tundra
3. Desolate Mountain
4. Thunder Bazaar
5. Diamond City Stadium
6. Kong Hotel
7. Power Up Laboratory
8. Bowser's Headquarter

## Trivia

* A crossover with Best of Thomas.
* Mushroom Kingdom Garden is a performance for Sandra, Becca, Ash and Dominique who sing Stronger originally by Serena Tsukino.
* Cold Cold Tundra is where we face the blizzard.
* Desolate Mountain is home to King Boo haunting Scooby, Emily, Jasmine, and Courage, while Ash is Michael Jackson in his Thriller appearance with Sandra as Asuka Langley Soryu in her yellow sleeveless dress, light brown pantyhose and red dress shoes.
* Thunder Bazaar is where Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo pay a Smash Mouth tribute with All-Star.
* Diamond City Stadium is home to a big game under the Wario Bowl.
* Kong Hotel serves up some services.
* Power Up Laboratory is home to a showdown against the Paradise Villains (Jessie, Ted, Litchee, Cliff, Regina, Ulric, Petra, Batch, King Dedede and Dr. Eggman).
* Bowser's Headquarter is where Perry the Platypus recruits Chiro, Will Vandom, Irma Lair, Yin, Yang, Fox McCloud, Kick the Cyborg Cat, The Flashblade Brothers, Ezra Bridger and Kaz Xiono to take on Bowser, Bowser Jr., the Seven Koopalings, Hookbill the Koopa, Naval Piranha, and Kamek.
* Opening: Super Mario World theme.
* Ending: A full version of Really Useful Engine from Season 4.

## Full Transcript

* (Start of the crossover, with the Super Mario World theme)
* Chorus: Super Mario. Super Mario. Super Mario WORLD! (In the background, repeated: Super Mario.) Super Mario World! It's a blast from the past. In Super Mario World you've got to move fast. Mario and Luigi are doing what they can. Yoshi and the Princess are givin' them a hand. Super Mario WORLD! (In the background, repeated: Super Mario.) Super Mario World! It's a blast from the past. In Super Mario World it's a blast! Super Mario WORLD!
* (We see the Crazy Mario Party logo, starting our story)
* (Next, we find Mario and the others meeting up with our heroes at Mushroom Kingdom Garden)
* Mario: Hello, Paisanos.
* Luigi: Are we ready to see a Stronger cover.
* Serena: Yeah.
* Pooh: This is where Sandra, Becca, Ash, and Dominique sing this song.
* Tommy: Look, there they are!
* (And, they were, in three Maylu outfits and a Lan Hikari outfit, while singing Stronger)
* Sandra, Becca, Ash, and Dominique: Ooh, hey, yeah Hush, just stop There's nothing you can do or say, baby I've had enough I'm not your property as from today, baby You might think that I won't make it on my own But now I'm Stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I, I'm stronger Than I ever thought that I could be, baby I used to go with the flow Didn't really care 'bout me You might think that I can't take it, but you're wrong 'Cause now I'm Stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I, I'm stronger Come on, now Oh, yeah Here I go, on my own I don't need nobody, better off alone Here I go, on my own now I don't need nobody, not anybody Here I go, here I go, here I go Alright Here I go, here I go, here I go Stronger, than yesterday It's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I'm stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more Now I'm stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I'm stronger!
* Ash's Pikachu: (as Stronger ends) Pi Pikachu!
* (Jasmine, Jenna, and Yuki cheer)
* Sandra: WHOO!!!!
* Becca: Thanks, y'all!
* Ash: You sure make a wonderful audience!
* Dominique: Good day, everybody!
* Otis: Hey, maybe we can go to Cold Cold Tundra, that's our next board.
* Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
* (Milo and Gretel shrug at the camera, long before we find Perry wondering off into a warp pipe. He gets up, dons his fedora, and takes a pipe down to his headquarters, where Major Monogram, Mike Chilton and Randy Cunningham await him)
* Major Monogram: Hello, Agent P! We've just heard that there's a big reunion in the final board.
* Mike: Bowser's teaming up with Bowser Jr., the Koopalings, Hookbill, Naval, and Kamek, and we won't allow it.
* Randy: Anyway, we've located those guys to Bowser's Headquarter, so go to it! And don't let the Paradise Villains follow you!
* Chiro: Come on, Agent P! Time to get serious.
* (Perry salutes and follows Chiro and the others to their mission, while the Conductors watch)
* Mr. Conductor 3: My!
* Mr. Conductor 2: Looks like we'll face the blizzard of Cold Cold Tundra.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Which reminds me of when Thomas had a bumpy mishap.
* (He blows his whistle, thus starting Thomas Gets Bumped)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Every afternoon, Thomas the Tank Engine puffs along his branch line with Annie and Clarabel. First, they pass the water mill. Next, they come to a big farm. Then, they can see a bridge with a village nestled either side of it. This is a special place. Whenever children hear Thomas coming along, they stand on the bridge, waving until he is out of sight. One day, Thomas was running late. He had stopped at a red signal before the bridge to talk to some new children. Percy the Green Engine was waiting, too.
* Percy: Hurry up, Thomas.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Called Percy, when the signal dropped.
* Percy: If you're late, Sir Topham Hatt might get a new engine to replace you.
* Thomas: He would never do that!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Thomas, but he was worried. Next day, Thomas hurried along the line. Just ahead was the goods yard. There, on the platform, was an inspector waving a red flag. Next, Thomas saw some children. They were waving, too.
* Thomas: Something must be wrong.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Thomas.
* Thomas: This station is for goods, not passengers.
* Children: Help, Thomas, help! We're glad to see you.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Called the children.
* Children: Please, will you take us home?
* Mr. Conductor 1: The stationmaster explained to Thomas' driver that the school bus had broken down, and all the parents would be worried if the children were late. Thomas waited as the children walked down from the bridge. Then he took the children to the next station, where Bertie was waiting to take them home. When Thomas finished his journey, he was very late. He was worried that Sir Topham Hatt might be cross with him.
* Percy: I warned Thomas.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Percy to James.
* Percy: He's been late one time too many. He'll be in trouble now.
* Mr. Conductor 1: But next morning, when Thomas pick up his passengers, Sir Topham Hatt was nowhere to be seen.
* (Thomas looks around and finds nothing)
* Thomas: Thank goodness.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Sighed Thomas.
* (Thomas sets off once more)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas knows every part of his line. Just ahead was a stretch where the hot sun had bent the rails on the track.
* Thomas' Driver: Careful, Thomas!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Called his driver. But it was too late.
* (Thomas falls off the rails)
* Thomas' Driver: That's done it!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
* Thomas' Driver: We shan't get any further today!
* Thomas: But what about my passengers?
* Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Thomas.
* Thomas' Driver: Don't worry, they'll be looked after.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Replied his driver. While workmen repaired the line, Thomas had to shunt freight cars in the yard. Bertie came to see him.
* Bertie: I understand you need my help again.
* Thomas: Yes, Bertie.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas sadly.
* Thomas: I can't run without my rails.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Bertie set off to collect Thomas' passengers.
* (A sign saying: Sorry, No Trains appeared before Bertie met the passengers)
* Passengers: Hello, Bertie.
* Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
* Passengers: We're glad you're here.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Bertie drove along the road that runs by the railway. He stopped at each station along the line. Sometimes he stopped between stations to let people off closer to their homes. Thomas felt miserable.
* Thomas: I've lost my passengers to Bertie. They'll like him better than me.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Your branch line is repaired. I'm going to change your timetable so that you and Bertie can work together more.
* Mr. Conductor 1: When Thomas reached the station, there, to his relief, were all his passengers.
* Passengers: Bertie is a good bus, but we missed our train rides with you.
* Mr. Conductor 1: They said. Later, Thomas spoke to Bertie.
* Thomas: Thank you for looking after my passengers.
* Bertie: That's all right, Thomas. I like to make new friends, but I'm glad to share them with you.
* Thomas: You're a good friend, indeed.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas.
* Thomas: And always will be.
* (Thomas Gets Bumped ends)
* Mr. Conductor 1: So now that Thomas learned to be more careful, shall we conquer Cold Cold Tundra?
* (The Conductors vanish)
* (Our heroes are now at Cold Cold Tundra, their next board)
* Wario: Brr!
* Waluigi: We shouldn't have worn our snow clothes.
* (But then, they cross paths with an Ice Dragon)
* Ice Dragon: Who dares to intrude on my time off?!
* Jimmy: Don't worry, I can do this battle!
* (He squares off against the Ice Dragon, to Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce)
* Dragonforce: On a cold winter morning In the time before the light In flames of death's eternal reign We ride towards the fight When the darkness has fallen down And the times are tough alright The sound of evil laughter falls Around the world tonight Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel Through the wastelands evermore The scattered souls will feel the hell Bodies wasted on the shores On the blackest plains in Hell's domain We watch them as they go Through the fire and pain and once again we know! So now we fly ever free We're free before the thunderstorm On towards the wilderness Our quest carries on Far beyond the sundown Far beyond the moonlight Deep inside our hearts and all our souls! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on! As the red day is dawning And the lightning cracks the sky They'll raise their hands to the heavens above With resentment in their eyes Running back through the midmorning light there's a burning in my heart we're banished from a time in a fallen land To a life beyond the stars In your darkest dreams see to believe Our destiny is time And endlessly we'll all be free tonight! And on the wings of a dream So far beyond reality All alone in desperation Now the time has gone Lost inside you'll never find Lost within my own mind Day after day this misery must go on! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on! [guitar solo] Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oah,who-o-o-o-oah! Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oa,who-o-o-o-oah! [guitar solo] Now here we stand with their blood on our hands We fought so hard, now can we understand I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can For freedom of every man! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
* (Through the Fire and Flames ends, as the Ice Dragon melts)
* Jimmy: Boo-Yah!
* (The Conductors reappear)
* Mr. Conductor 3: Well, we're off to Desolate Mountain!
* Emily: D-D-Desolate Mountain?!
* (She jumps into Jasmine's arms, while Scooby and Courage hold to each other in fear)
* Jasmine: D-D-Did you say Desolated Mountain?!
* Mr. Conductor 2: Yep, this is where King Boo lives!
* Eddy: Sheesh, looks like Sandra and Ash are to cosplay!
* Mike: But only for this third board.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Which reminds me of when Thomas befriended Trevor.
* (He blows his whistle, thus starting A New Friend for Thomas)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor the Traction Engine enjoys living in the Vicarage Orchard. Edward came to see him every day, but sometimes Trevor didn't have enough work to do.
* Trevor: I do like to keep busy all the time.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He sighed one day.
* Trevor: And i do like company. Especially, children's company.
* Edward: Cheer up.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Smiled Edward.
* Edward: Sir Topham Hatt has worked for you at his new harbor. I'm to take you to meet Thomas today.
* Trevor: Oh.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Exclaimed Trevor happily.
* Trevor: The harbor, the seaside, children. That would be lovely.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas was on his way to the harbour with a trainload of metal pilings. They were needed to make the harbour wharf firm and safe.
* Edward: Hello, Thomas.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
* Edward: This is Trevor a friend of mine. He's a traction engine.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas eyed the newcomer doubtfully.
* Thomas: A what engine?
* Trevor: A traction engine.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Trevor.
* Trevor: I run on roads instead of rails. Can you take me to the harbour, please? Sir Topham Hatt has a job for me.
* Thomas: Yes, of course.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas. But he was still puzzled. Workmen coupled Trevor's car to Thomas' train and soon they were ready to start their journey.
* Trevor: I'm glad Sir Topham Hatt needs me.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Called Trevor.
* Trevor: I don't have enough to do sometimes you know. Although i can work anywhere. In orchards, on farms, in scrapyards even at harbours.
* Thomas: But you don't run on rails.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas.
* Trevor: I'm a traction engine. I don't need rails to be useful.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Trevor.
* Trevor: You wait and see.
* Mr. Conductor 1: When they reached the harbour, they found everything in confusion. Cars had been derailed, blocking the line and stone slabs lay everywhere.
* Thomas' Driver: We must get these pilings past.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas' Driver.
* Thomas' Driver: They are escential. Trevor, we need you to drag them round this mess.
* Trevor: Just the sort of job I like.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Trevor.
* Trevor: Now you'll see, Thomas. I'll soon show you what traction engines can do.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor was as good as his work. He dragged the pilings clear with chains and towed them into position.
* Trevor: Who needs rails?
* Mr. Conductor 1: He muttered cheerfully to himself. Later, Thomas brought Annie and Clarabel to visit him. Thomas was most impressed.
* Thomas: Now I understand how useful a traction engine can be.
* Mr. Conductor 1: The coaches were full of children. Trevor gave them rides to all the harbour. He liked this best of all.
* Annie: He's very kind.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Annie.
* Clarabel: He reminds me of Thomas.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Added Clarabel. Everyone was sorry when it was time for Trevor to go. Thomas pulled him to the junction. A small tear came into Trevor's eye. Thomas pretended not to see. He whistled gaily to make Trevor happy.
* Thomas: I'll come and see you if I can.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He promised.
* Thomas: The Vicar will look after you and there's plenty of work for you now at the orchard. But we may meet you again at the harbour someday.
* Trevor: That would be wonderful.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Trevor. That evening, Trevor stood remembering his new friend Thomas, the harbour, and most of all, the children. Then he went happily to sleep in the shed at the bottom of the orchard.
* (A New Friend for Thomas ends)
* Mr. Conductor 1: So now that Thomas befriended Trevor, to Desolate Mountain!
* (The Conductors vanish)
* (Our heroes' third board is Desolate Mountain)
* Yoshi: Yoshi know Desolate Mountain!
* Rosalina: Me, too!
* (Just then, Ash and Sandra arrive, dressed as Michael Jackson and Asuka Langley Soryu)
* Yugi: Ash? Sandra?
* Sonic: Don't tell us you've cosplayed for this board.
* Sandra: What can I say? My Ashy-Boo and I are hooked!
* Ash: Oh, brother!
* Kassie: Gee, that girl reminds me of Radford Tammack.
* Tai: Same with Miki Atwood.
* Flint: Yeah, at least Scooby, Emily, Jasmine, and Courage aren't into a monster mash somehow.
* Mondo: Let's hope so.
* (Courage, Scooby, Emily, and Jasmine are on a fearful walk)
* Courage: Oh, I have a bad feeling about this, or my name is Petey Piranha, and it's not!
* Scooby: Reah!
* (An eerie laugh attracts their attention)
* Emily: Who-Who's there?! Come on out!
* (The laugh is heard again, making the four of them shudder)
* Jasmine: I-I Think you've asked for it now! LOOK!!!!!
* (It was King Boo out of the shadows, with a Big Boo face from Super Mario Adventures)
* King Boo: (laughing eerily)
* Scooby, Emily, Jasmine, and Courage: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
* (They all get chased around, to Things That Go Bump in the Night by the Allstars)
* The Allstars: There's a chill in the air (Chill in the air) You hear a creak on the stairs (Creak on the stairs) You gotta lock all your doors (Lock all your doors) Is there anybody out? They're out to get you To capture you and make you, spellbound Howling and prowling You're shivering, quivering, spellbound You cannot run and you cannot hide Yeah, you've gotta face it, baby Things go bump in the night Wherever you run and wherever you hide Yeah, you've gotta face it, baby Things go bump, bump,bump in the night Tell me who's spookin' who? (Who's spookin' who?) It's very Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo) You hear a shriek in the house (Shriek in the house) You know, it's freaking me out There're out to get you To capture you and make you, spellbound Howling and prowling You're shivering, quivering, spellbound You cannot run and you cannot hide Yeah, you've gotta face it, baby Things go bump in the night Wherever you run and wherever you hide Yeah, you've gotta face it, baby Things go bump, bump,bump in the night Who's spookin' who? Who's spookin' who? Who's spookin' who? Who's spookin' who? (Ah-ha-ha-ha) Things they go bump, they go bump, they go bump, they go They go bump, they go They go bump, they go You cannot run and you cannot hide Yeah, you've gotta face it, baby Things go bump, bump, bump in the night You cannot run and you cannot hide (Yeah, yeah) Yeah, you've gotta face it, baby (Oh yeah) Things go bump in the night (You know) Wherever you run (Wherever you run) And wherever you hide Yeah, you've gotta face it, baby Things go bump, bump, bump in the night You cannot run (You can't run) And you've cannot hide (Can't hide) Yeah, you gotta face it, baby (Oh yeah) Things go bump in the night (You know) Wherever you run (Wherever you run) And wherever you hide Yeah, you've gotta face it, baby Things go bump, bump, bump in the night
* (Things That Go Bump in the Night ends, as they run screaming past a nearby Di Lung)
* Di Lung: Watch where you're going, ya fools!
* (But he notices King Boo, and freaks out)
* Di Lung: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
* (He runs off in terror from King Boo, who afterwards celebrates his victory with superstar triumph, but the Conductors don't see that coming)
* Mr. Conductor 3: Gee, is he being a Superstar or what!
* Mr. Conductor 2: Still, we have to see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at Thunder Bazaar.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Which reminds me of when Thomas scared Percy with a dragon.
* (He blows his whistle, thus starting Thomas, Percy and the Dragon)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas and Percy are good friends, but sometimes Percy teases Thomas about being frightened and he doesn't like that at all. One evening he was dozing happily, but Percy wanted to talk.
* Percy: Wake up, Thomas. Are you dreaming about the time you thought I was a ghost?
* Thomas: Certainly not. Anyway, I was only pretending to be scared. I knew it was you really.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Percy went on teasing him.
* Percy: I hope the guard leaves the light on for you tonight.
* Thomas: Why?
* Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Thomas.
* Thomas: I quite like the dark.
* Percy: Oh really?
* Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Percy.
* Percy: I am surprised. I'd always thought you were afraid of the dark. I wonder why?
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas decided to say nothing and went to sleep instead. Next day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see him.
* Sir Topham Hatt: I would like you to go to the harbour tonight. You have to collect something rather unusual.
* Thomas: What sort of something?
* Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Thomas.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Wait and see.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Sir Topham Hatt. Meanwhile, Percy was moving some freight cars into a siding. Henry arrived with his goods train. The signalman changed the switches and Percy waited on the siding until Henry had steamed by. Then, there was trouble.
* The Signalman: The switches are jammed.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Called the signalman.
* The Signalman: I can't switch them back for Percy. The workmen will have to mend them in the morning. It's too late now.
* Percy's Driver: Hmm.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy's Driver.
* Percy's Driver: I'm sorry, Percy. But you will have to stay here tonight.
* Percy: Where are you going?
* Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy.
* Percy's Fireman: Home for tea.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the fireman. Percy was speechless. He watched as the other engines went home to the shed. Nighttime came and Percy began to feel very lonely.
* Percy: Oh dear.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He murmured.
* Percy: It's very dark.
* (A screeching noise can be heard)
* Percy: OH! OH! What's that?!
* Mr. Conductor 1: It was only an owl, but Percy didn't realize this.
* Percy: Oh, I wish Thomas was here too.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He sighed. Thomas was waiting for his mysterious load at the harbour. Suddenly, there is was.
* (The Chinese Dragon appears)
* Thomas: Cinders and Ashes!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas.
* Thomas: It's a dragon!
* Thomas's Driver: Don't worry.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed his driver.
* Thomas' Driver: This dragon is made of paper. It's for the carnival tomorrow.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Workmen lifted the dragon onto Thomas' load loader and put lights all around it for protection. Then, Thomas set off into the misty night. Percy was asleep on his siding and had no idea that Thomas was approaching him.
* (Thomas and the dragon approach Percy and scare him)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Percy woke up with a start.
* Percy: Help!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Percy.
* Percy: I'm not going to open my eyes until my driver comes.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning the switches were mended, and Percy puffed back to the junction. Gordon was just about to leave with the express.
* Percy: You'll never guess what I saw last night.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was in no mood for puzzles.
* Gordon: I'm a busy engine. I don't have time for your games.
* Percy: I've seen a huge dragon. It was covered in lights.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon snorted.
* Gordon: You've been in the sun too long. Your dome has cracked.
* Mr. Conductor 1: When the other engines heard the news, they laughed too.
* James: Look out, Percy!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled James.
* James: Or the dragon may gobble you up!
* Percy: No one believes me.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Percy.
* Percy: Maybe I did imagine the dragon after all.
* Mr. Conductor 1: But Percy soon found out that he hadn't.
* Percy: Help! Save me!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Percy.
* Thomas: It's alright.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Thomas. And he explained about the carnival.
* Thomas: By the way, how was your night out?
* Mr. Conductor 1: Percy decided to tell Thomas the truth.
* Thomas: Well, Percy.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
* Thomas: Maybe we do get scared sometimes, but if we're not afraid to tell each other, then that means we're quite brave too.
* (Thomas, Percy and the Dragon ends)
* Mr. Conductor 1: So now that dragons will be dragons, shall we hit our Thunder Bazaar?
* (The Conductors vanish)
* (Our heroes are at Thunder Bazaar, their fourth board)
* Kat: Hey, this must be Thunder Bazaar!
* Ana: Looks like a fourth board to me.
* (Just then, they spot Leo and his turtles singing All Star by Smash Mouth and they all watch)
* Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
* (All-Star ends, as the Conductors clap their hands)
* Mr. Conductor 3: Bravo!
* Mr. Conductor 2: Our fifth board might be the Diamond City Stadium.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Which reminds me of when Thomas had to save James.
* (He blows his whistle, thus starting Thomas Saves the Day)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Every day, Sir Topham Hatt came to the station to catch his train.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Hello.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He always said to Thomas.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Don't let the silly freight cars tease you. Remember, you have an important job as a special helper in the train yard.
* (Thomas' whistle toots)
* Mr. Conductor 1: There were lots of freight cars and Thomas worked very hard pushing and pulling them into place. There was also a small coach and two strange things his driver called cranes.
* Thomas' Driver: That's the breakdown train.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He told Thomas.
* Thomas' Driver: The cranes are for lifting heavy things like engines and coaches and freight cars.
* Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Thomas was in the yard. Suddenly he heard an engine whistling.
* James: Help! Help!
* Mr. Conductor 1: A freight train came rushing through much too fast. The engine was James, and he was frightened. His brake blocks were on fire.
* James: They're pushing me, they're pushing me.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He panted.
* Freight Cars: On! On!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed the freight cars. Still whistling...
* James: Help! Help!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Poor James disappeared.
* Thomas: I like to teach those freight cars a lesson.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas the Tank Engine.
* (We hear an alarm ringing)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Soon came the alarm.
* Signalman: James is off the line. The breakdown train quickly.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas was coupled on and off they went. Thomas worked his hardest.
* Thomas: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
* Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed. He wasn't pretending to be like Gordon. He really meant it.
* Thomas: Bother those freight cars and their tricks. I hope poor James isn't hurt.
* Mr. Conductor 1: James' driver and fireman were feeling him all over to see if he was hurt.
* (Cows mooing)
* James' Driver: Never mind James.
* Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
* James' Driver: It was those silly freight cars and your old wooden brakes that caused the accident.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas pushed the breakdown train alongside. Then he pulled away the unhurt freight cars.
* Freight Cars: Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
* Mr. Conductor 1: They groaned.
* Thomas: Serves you right, serves you right.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas. He was hard at work puffing backwards and forwards all afternoon.
* Thomas: This'll teach you a lesson, this'll teach you a lesson.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He told the freight cars. And they answered...
* Freight Cars: Yes it will, yes it will.
* Mr. Conductor 1: They left the broken cars. Then with two cranes they put James back on the rails.
* (The cranes lift James away from the field. A surprised Thomas watches as James is put back to the rails)
* Mr. Conductor 1: He tried to move, but he couldn't so Thomas helped him back to the shed. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting anxiously for them.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Thomas.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
* Sir Topham Hatt: I heard all about it and I'm very pleased with you. You're a really useful engine. James shall have some proper brakes and a new coat of paint and you shall have a branch line all to yourself.
* Thomas: Oh, thank you sir.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas. Now Thomas is as happy as can be. He has a branch line and two coaches called Annie and Clarabel. He puffs proudly backwards and forwards with them all day. He is never lonely. Edward and Henry stop quite often and tell him the news. Gordon is always in a hurry but never forgets to say...
* Gordon: Boop, boop!
* Mr. Conductor 1: And Thomas always whistles...
* Thomas: Peep, peep!
* Mr. Conductor 1: In return.
* (Thomas' whistle toots)
* (Thomas Saves the Day ends)
* Mr. Conductor 1: So now that Thomas saved James, shall we hit the Diamond City Stadium?
* (The Conductors vanish)
* (Our heroes cross paths with Captain Syrup at Diamond City Stadium)
* Syrup: So, you ready to lose the battle?
* Wario: Oh, leave it to us. We know bowl!
* (They clash, to All I Want by the Offspring)
* The Offspring: Okay Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya Day after day your home life's a wreck The powers that be just breathe down your neck You get no respect, you get no relief You gotta speak up and yell out your piece. So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya How many times is it gonna take Till someone around you hears what you say You've tried being cool, you feel like a lie You've played by their rules, now it's their turn to try So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want. I said it before I'll say it again If you could just listen Then it might make sense So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
* (All I Want ends, as Syrup gets blown away, as the Conductors watch)
* Mr. Conductor 3: Our sixth stop might be Kong Hotel.
* Mr. Conductor 2: This is where Diddy Kong needs us.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Which reminds me of when Thomas had difficulties with freight cars.
* (He blows his whistle, thus starting Trouble for Thomas)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine wouldn't stop being a nuisance. Night after night, he kept the other engines awake.
* Thomas: I'm tired of pushing coaches. I want to see the world.
* Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines didn't take much notice, for Thomas was a little engine with a long tongue. But one night, Edward came to the shed. He was a kind little engine and felt sorry for Thomas.
* Edward: I've got some freight cars to take home tomorrow. If you take them instead of me, I'll push coaches in the yard.
* Thomas: Thank you.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
* Thomas: That would be nice.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, Edward and Thomas asked their drivers, and when they said "yes", Thomas ran off happily to find freight cars.
* (Thomas whistles and goes to find the freight cars)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Now the freight cars were silly and noisy. They talked a lot and don't attend to what they are doing. And I'm sorry to say they play tricks on an engine who is not used to them. Edward knew all about the freight cars. He warned Thomas to be careful, but Thomas was too excited to listen. The shunter fastened the coupling and when the signal dropped, Thomas was ready. The conductor blew his whistle.
* Thomas: Peep, peep!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Thomas and started off. But the freight cars weren't ready.
* Freight Cars: Oh! Oh!
* Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
* Freight Cars: Wait, Thomas, wait!
* Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas wouldn't wait.
* Thomas: Come on, come on.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
* Freight Cars: All right, don't fuss! All right, don't fuss!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the cars.
* (Thomas approaches Henry's Tunnel)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas began going faster and faster.
* Thomas: Wheesh!
* Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled, as he rush through Henry's tunnel.
* (Thomas is finally out of Henry's Tunnel and still puffing along the line)
* Thomas: Hurry, hurry.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas. He was feeling very proud of himself. But the cars grew crosser and crosser. At last Thomas slowed down as he came to Gordon's Hill.
* (Thomas is at the top of Gordon's Hill, but is all exhausted)
* Thomas' Driver: Steady, now, steady.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Warned the driver, as he reach the top. He began to put on the brakes.
* Thomas: We're stopping, we're stopping!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas.
* Freight Cars: No, no, no!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Answered the cars bumping them to each other.
* Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Before the driver could stop them, they had pushed Thomas down the hill and were rattling and laughing behind them. Poor Thomas tried hard to stop them from making him go too fast.
* Thomas: Stop pushing, stop pushing!
* Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. But the cars took no notice.
* Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
* Mr. Conductor 1: They giggled in their silly way.
* (Thomas is nearing a siding)
* Thomas: There's the station! Oh dear, what shall I do?
* Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas. They rattled straight through and swerved into the goods yard. Thomas shut his eyes.
* Thomas: I must stop!
* (Thomas comes to a halt)
* Mr. Conductor 1: When he opened his eyes, he saw he had stopped just in front of the buffers.
* (A shadowy figure is shown)
* Mr. Conductor 1: There watching him was... Sir Topham Hatt.
* Sir Topham Hatt: What are you doing here, Thomas?
* Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
* Thomas: I've brought Edward's freight cars.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas answered.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Why did you come so fast?
* Thomas: I didn't mean to. I was pushed.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
* Sir Topham Hatt: You've got a lot to learn about freight cars, Thomas. After pushing them about here for a few weeks you'll know almost as much about them as Edward. Then you'll be a Really Useful Engine.
* (Thomas reverses into the same station as Trouble for Thomas ends)
* Mr. Conductor 1: So now that Thomas learned about cars, shall we hit Kong Hotel.
* (The Conductors vanish)
* (Our heroes are at Kong Hotel, meeting up with Diddy Kong)
* Diddy: Hey, DK! Ready to work to the service?
* Donkey: Right you are, little bud!
* Birdo: Shall we get to it?
* (The gang go service to service, to Americano by Lady Gaga)
* Lady Gaga: I met a girl in east LA In floral shorts - as sweet as May She sang in eights in two Barrio chords We fell in love, but not in court La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la Manos- Manos- Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Mis canciones son de la revolución *[my songs are of the revolution]* Mi corazón me duele por mi generación *[my heart hurts for my generation]* If you love me, we can marry, on the west coast, On a Wednesday, en un verano, en agosto I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano I will fight for, I have fought for how I love you (La-la-la-la-la-la) I have cried for, I will die for how I care (La-la-la-la-la-la) In the mountains, las campanas están sonando (The bells are ringing) Todos los chicos (chicas), y los chicos (chicas) están besando [And the boys (girls), and the boys (girls) are kissing] I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I don't speak your Americano (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and catch me, No! No! No! No! I'm living on the edge of, Living on the edge of the law, law, law, law Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and get me, No! No! No! No! Don't you try to catch me, I'm living on the edge of the law, law, law, law.
* (Americano ends, as the Conductors reappear)
* Mr. Conductor 3: Looks like we have two boards down!
* Mr. Conductor 2: One of them might be Power Up Laboratory.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Which reminds me of when Thomas befriended Stepney.
* (He blows his whistle, thus starting Thomas and Stepney)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine was feeling very happy. His blue coat shone in the sun, he was right on time, and all around his branch line the countryside seems prettier than ever before.
* Thomas: Peep peep! Good morning, Percy.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled.
* Thomas: My branch is the pride of the line. Wouldn't you agree?
* Percy: Uh, yes, Thomas, of course. But, uh...
* Thomas: But what, Percy? Out with it!
* Percy: Well, there is another engine with a famous branch line too?
* Thomas: Who? Where?
* Percy: His name's Stepney. He's faraway, but Sir Topham Hatt says he might visit us.
* Thomas: When?
* Percy: Oh, someday.
* Mr. Conductor 1: And Percy hurried away. Meanwhile, Stepney puffed steadily along his line. It isn't very long, and that made him feel a little sad. Later he saw Rusty, the little diesel had helped saved Stepney from scrap.
* Stepney: Everyone's been so kind. But my railway was so short and I do miss a good long run.
* Rusty: I think you should tell driver too.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Rusty.
* Rusty: I'm sure he'll understand.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Stepney soon discovered that indeed he did.
* Stepney's Driver: Do you know, Stepney? I feel just the same way.
* Mr. Conductor 1: That evening, he had exciting news.
* Stepney's Driver: Guess what, Stepney? Sir Topham Hatt has invited to the other engines on his own railway. Manager agreed. It'll be really long run to get there.
* Stepney: Oh, thank you.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Sighed Stepney. They set off next morning. But now, all the other engines were talking about Stepney.
* Percy: He runs a famous branch line. Did you know that?
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy. Thomas was feeling a little jealous.
* Thomas: Huh! It may be famous, but my branch is the first on the line. Everyone knows that too.
* Mr. Conductor 1: And he huffed away to fetch his coaches.
* Percy: Look!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Squeaked Percy.
* Percy: Why have they all come? There's no train yet.
* Mr. Conductor 1: But Percy was wrong. The signal dropped, and from far away an engine whistled.
* Douglas: Here he comes!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Yelled Douglas. Stepney puffed proudly through the junction.
* Edward: I hope you'll meet Thomas too.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
* Edward: You both have branch lines to be proud of.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Then Stepney set off to help Duck shunt coaches in the yards, and they worked happily together all afternoon. At last, Thomas arrived.
* Thomas: Sorry, can't talk. It's time for my last branch line train. Mustn't be late.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He was hardly out of sight when the engines heard shouting at the station. Moments later came the alarm.
* Passengers: Stop all trains!
* Mr. Conductor 1: The signalman answered the telephone.
* Signalman: A special, is it? I see.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas was impatient.
* Thomas: Why are we waiting? My passengers are been delayed.
* Thomas' Driver: Sorry, Thomas.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
* Thomas' Driver: We're been shunted to allow another train to pass.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Soon they heard an unfamiliar puffing sound. There was Stepney with his headlamp swang and whistle blowing. He gathered speed and disappeared.
* Thomas: Well, bust my boiler!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas the Tank Engine. Next morning, he was still fuming.
* Thomas: Shunted! And on my own branch too! It's a disgrace!
* Stepney: I'm sorry.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Stepney.
* Stepney: I was a special.
* Thomas: Why?
* Stepney: An important passenger arrived just as you left. He ordered a special train and Duck let me take it. We had a splendid run, but uh...
* Thomas: But...
* Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Thomas.
* Thomas: It can make an engine nervous not to know the line.
* Stepney: Exactly.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Stepney.
* Stepney: You're such an expert.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas felt much better. He couldn't be cross anymore and began telling Stepney all about his branch line.
* (Thomas and Stepney ends)
* Mr. Conductor 1: So now that Thomas knew about Stepney, shall we hit Power Up Laboratory?
* (The Conductors vanish)
* (Jessie and the Paradise Villains await our heroes at Power Up Laboratory)
* Jessie: You twerps again?!
* Ted: Oh, don't tell us you're running the board!
* Dribble: This is a board we won't lose to you!
* Spitz: Bring it on!
* (They clash against them, to Supersonic by Bad Religion)
* Bad Religion: Well, am I making haste, or could it be haste is making me? What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in? I gotta go faster, keep up the pace, Just to stay in the human race. I could go supersonic; the problem's chronic. Tell me, does life exist beyond it? When I need to sate, I just accelerate Into oblivion. Into oblivion. Now, here I go again; everything is alien. How does it feel to be outstripped by the pace of cultural change? My deeds are senseless and rendered meaningless When measured in the vein. I could go supersonic; the problem's chronic. Tell me, does life exist beyond it? When I need to sate, I just accelerate Into oblivion. I won't lie (pace setters, go-getters); It's exciting (rat racers, forgetters) When I try (researchers, berserkers) To decide things (strategies to help the workers). I just want to live (new time-saving devices) Decently (quick vices, note crisis), Meaningfully (brevity, dependency). I'm in misery (digital efficiency). I could go supersonic; the problem's chronic. Tell me, does life exist beyond it? When I need to sate, I just accelerate Into oblivion. Into oblivion.
* (Supersonic ends, as the villains get blown away)
* Jessie and the Villains: We're blasting off again!
* (A twinkle is in the skies, as the Conductors watch)
* Mr. Conductor 3: Sayonara, suckers!
* Mr. Conductor 2: Now, to Bowser's Headquarter!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Which reminds me of when Thomas tried to pull a train.
* (He blows his whistle, thus starting A Big Day for Thomas)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine was grumbling to the other engines.
* Thomas: I spent my time pulling coaches about ready for you to take out on journeys.
* Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines laughed.
* Thomas: Why can't I pull passenger trains too?
* Gordon: You're too impatient.
* Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
* Gordon: You'd be sure to leave something behind.
* Thomas: Rubbish!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
* Thomas: I'll show you.
* Mr. Conductor 1: One night, he and Henry were alone. Henry was ill. The men worked hard, but he didn't get better. He felt just as bad next morning. Henry usually pull the first train and Thomas had to get his coaches ready.
* Thomas: If Henry is ill...
* Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
* Thomas: Perhaps I shall pull his train.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas ran off to find the coaches.
* Thomas: Come along, come along.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He fussed.
* Coaches: There's plenty of time, there's plenty of time!
* Mr. Conductor 1: They grumbled. Thomas took them to the platform and wanted to run round at once. But his driver wouldn't let him.
* Thomas' Driver: Don't be impatient, Thomas.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas waited and waited. The people got in, the conductor and stationmaster walked up and down, the porter banged the doors and still Henry didn't come. Thomas got more and more excited. Sir Topham Hatt came to see what was the matter, and the conductor and stationmaster told him about Henry.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Find another engine.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He ordered.
* Conductor: There's only Thomas.
* Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
* Sir Topham Hatt: You'll have to do it then, Thomas. Be quick now.
* Mr. Conductor 1: So Thomas ran round to the front and back down on the coaches ready to start.
* Thomas' Driver: Let's not be impatient.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
* Thomas' Driver: We'll wait till everything was ready.
* Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas was too excited to listen. What happened then, no one knows. Perhaps they forgot to couple Thomas to the train, or perhaps the Driver pulled the leather by mistake. Anyhow, Thomas started without his coaches. As the pass the signal tower, men waved and shouted, but he didn't stop.
* Thomas: They're waving because I'm such a splendid engine.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He thought importantly.
* Thomas: Henry says it's hard to pull trains, but I think it's easy. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
* Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed, pretending to be like Gordon.
* Thomas: People had never seen me pulling a train before. It's nice of them to wave.
* Mr. Conductor 1: And he whistled.
* Thomas: Peep peep! Thank you.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Then he came to a signal at danger.
* Thomas: Bother!
* Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
* Thomas: I must stop, and I was going so nicely too. What a nuisance signals are.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He blew an angry "Peep peep!" on his whistle. The signalman ran up.
* Signalman: Hello, Thomas.
* Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
* Signalman: What are you doing here?
* Thomas: I'm pulling the train.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
* Thomas: Can't you see?
* Signalman: Where are your coaches then?
* Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas looked back.
* Thomas: Why bless me!
* Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
* Thomas: If we haven't leave them behind!
* Signalman: Yes.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said the signalman.
* Signalman: You better go back quickly and fetch them.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Poor Thomas was so sad he nearly cried.
* Thomas' Driver: Cheer up.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
* Thomas' Driver: Let's go back quickly and try again.
* (Thomas reverses back to the big station)
* Mr. Conductor 1: At the station, all the passengers were talking at once. They were telling Sir Topham Hatt what a bad railway it was. But when Thomas came back, they saw how sad he was and couldn't be cross. He was coupled to the train, and this time he really pulled it.
* (Thomas pulls the coaches away with ease at all)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Afterwards, the other engines laughed at Thomas and said...
* Henry: Look! There's Thomas, who wanted to pull the train, but forgot about the coaches.
* Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas had already learned, not to make the same mistake again.
* (A Big Day for Thomas ends)
* Mr. Conductor 1: So now that Thomas knew about his mistake, shall we hit Bowser's Headquarter?
* (The Conductors vanish)
* (Our heroes confront Bowser and the others at Bowser's Headquarter)
* Bowser: You intruders again?!
* Peach: Bowser?! Why you oughta...!
* Daisy: (as she grabs hold of her) Peach, you need to calm down!
* Larry: Man, she almost had me kicked.
* Morton: Right!
* Wendy: Well, at least we haven't found heroes.
* (Perry and all the other heroes drop in)
* Hookbill: P-P-Perry?!
* Naval: With all the heroes, too?!
* Kamek: We'll see about that!
* (The final battle begins to Hero by Skillet)
* Skillet: I'm just a step away I'm just a breath away Losin' my faith today (Fallin' off the edge today) I am just a man Not superhuman (I'm not superhuman) Someone save me from the hate It's just another war Just another family torn (Falling from my faith today) Just a step from the edge Just another day in the world we live I need a hero to save me now I need a hero (save me now) I need a hero to save my life A hero'll save me (just in time) I've gotta fight today To live another day Speakin' my mind today (My voice will be heard today) I've gotta make a stand But I am just a man (I'm not superhuman) My voice will be heard today It's just another war Just another family torn (My voice will be heard today) It's just another kill The countdown begins to destroy ourselves I need a hero to save me now I need a hero (save me now) I need a hero to save my life A hero'll save me (just in time) I need a hero to save my life I need a hero just in time Save me just in time Save me just in time Who's gonna fight for what's right Who's gonna help us survive We're in the fight of our lives (And we're not ready to die) Who's gonna fight for the weak Who's gonna make 'em believe I've got a hero (I've got a hero) Livin' in me I'm gonna fight for what's right Today I'm speaking my mind And if it kills me tonight (I will be ready to die) A hero's not afraid to give his life A hero's gonna save me just in time I need a hero to save me now I need a hero (save me now) I need a hero to save my life A hero'll save me (just in time) I need a hero Who's gonna fight for what's right Who's gonna help us survive I need a hero Who's gonna fight for the weak Who's gonna make 'em believe I need a hero I need a hero A hero's gonna save me just in time
* (Hero ends, as Bowser and the others are blasted off)
* Bowser: (while they go flying) CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!
* (A twinkle appears in the sky, as the Conductors watch)
* Mr. Conductor 3: Whew!
* Mr. Conductor 2: We've managed to overcome Bowser!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Which reminds me of when Thomas met a queen.
* (He blows his whistle, thus starting Paint Pots and Queens)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon the Big Engine and Thomas the Tank Engine puffed buffer to buffer back home. It had been a busy day. First, Thomas had teased Gordon about the time that the big engine had slid into a ditch. Then, Thomas fell down a mine and Gordon came to his rescue.
* Gordon: Remember, Thomas.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Called Gordon grandly.
* Gordon: United we stand, together we fall. You helped me, and I'll helped you.
* Thomas: I'll remember.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas.
* Thomas: But I hope Sir Topham Hatt forgives us soon.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Suddenly, they notice something. As the two engines whistled into their sheds, everywhere they look, they saw paint pots and painters.
* Thomas: Bust my buffers!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
* Thomas: What's happening?
* Percy: Shh.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered Percy.
* Percy: Sir Topham Hatt's going to tell us now.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Ladies and gentlemen and engines, I am honored to form you that her majesty, the Queen herself is coming here to visit us. Now, on with the preparations.
* Mr. Conductor 1: The engines wondered who would pull the royal train.
* Edward: I'm too old to pull important trains.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
* Gordon: I'm in disgrace.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Sighed Gordon.
* James: He'll choose me, of course.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Boasted James.
* Henry: You?
* Mr. Conductor 1: Snorted Henry.
* Henry: You can't climb hills! He'll ask me to pull the train, and I'll have a new coat of paint.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Then the rain came. Henry's driver and fireman covered out their cab to keep dry. A painter was on a ladder above the line. Henry's smoke blew high into the air. The painter couldn't see. Both he and the paint pot fell all over Henry.
* (The paint falls on top of Henry)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Poor Henry!
* Painter: Well, you're not a pretty picture!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Sneered the painter. Sir Topham Hatt spoke next.
* Sir Topham Hatt: You look like an iced cake, Henry. That won't do for the royal train. I must make other arrangements.
* (Henry is humiliated before we transit to Gordon and Thomas)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon and Thomas were waiting for him.
* Gordon and Thomas: Please, Sir.
* Sir Topham Hatt: One at a time.
* Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Sir Topham Hatt.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Yes, Gordon?
* Gordon: May Thomas have his Branch Line again?
* Sir Topham Hatt: Hmm. I think you are both sorry and deserve a treat. Edward will go and front to clear the line, Thomas will look after the coaches and Gordon will pull the train.
* (Thomas and Gordon whistle)
* Mr. Conductor 1: The great day came. All the engines worked hard bringing people to the town. Thomas sorted out their coaches in the yard.
* (Thomas sorted the coaches)
* (The work continued on)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Edward steamed in.
* Edward: Peep! The queen is here!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Then Gordon whistled as he approached the station. Everyone knew that sound. The queen's train glided into the station. Gordon was spotless, and his brass shone brightly.
* (Gordon arrives at Knapford)
* Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt stood to attention.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Welcome, ma'am.
* Mr. Conductor 1: The queen thanked him for a splendid run and asked to see all the engines.
* Toby and Percy: Peep, peep!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Toby and Percy.
* Henry and James: Shh!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Henry and James. But Toby and Percy didn't care.
* Percy: Three cheers for the queen!
* Engines: Peep, peep!
* Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled the engines. When it was time to leave, the queen spoke specially to Thomas who fetch her coaches, then to Edward, and finally to Gordon, who took her away. No engines ever felt prouder than those of Sir Topham Hatt's Railway.
* (Paint Pots and Queens fades to Really Useful Engine during the credits)
* Children: He's a really useful engine you know. All the other engines they'll tell you so. He huffs and puffs and whistles, rushing to and fro. He's a really useful engine we adore! He's the one, he's the one. He's a really useful engine that we adore. He's the one. He's the number one, Thomas the Tank Engine. He's a really useful engine you know. Cause the Fat Controller, he told him so. Now he's got a branch line to call his very own. He's a really useful engine we adore! He's the one, he's the one. He's a really useful engine that we adore. He's the one. He's the number one, Thomas the Tank Engine. Little blue train, he's always there whenever you need a hand. If you need help with a situation who comes into mind. He's the one, he's the one. He's a really useful engine that we adore. He's the one. He's the number one, Thomas the Tank Engine. He's a really useful engine you know. Maybe little, but he's never slow. Stand back in amazement, just you watch him go. He's a really useful engine we adore! He's the one, he's the one. He's a really useful engine that we adore. He's the one. He's the number one, Thomas the Tank Engine. He's the really useful engine we adore!