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Apples

Apples are not allowed on GD.

           *"The picture itself is not appropriate for our forums given the camera angle used on the subject, and the symbolism of an (innocent) girl (with lots of skin showing) eating an apple (subject of temptation and sin, as well as the downfall of man)"* ~Wookie(God)

With that sentence, the great leader of GD banned all matters of apples from GD

**History of the apple**

         The apple is a fruit that grows from a tree. It was first discovered by the amazons who one day climbed a tree and discoverered an apple. They called it a bungalow back then.

In religious beliefs, it is said that a woman by the name of Eve, stole the an apple which resulted in the downfall of man. What a fucking bitch.

**The great GD war of 1972**

           With the banning of apples within GD, members became furious and begun a crusade after their leader, Wookie. It was because of this battle the people of GD lost one of their most iconic idols. The apple girl was an image that was fought over between Wookie and the members of GD. The war lasted for days, until Wookie used his mighty god powers and teleported off with the apple girl, and casted her into the netherworld.

           To this day the apple girl has not been forgotten for she was an image of something pure and innocent, but many scientists believe quote "Most of the time an innocent girl with an apple is not just an innocent girl with an apple". This led GD to believe that the apple girl was indeed evil and thus resulted in a separation between the east and the west.

           The east, supported the symbolism of the apple girl, meanwhile the west protested that the apple girl was a shameless, sex loving, succubus, who was clearly too sexualized for teenagers and above. The war soon subsided, as both sides came to an agreement that it didn't matter who the apple girl was, or if she existed. They went back to worshipping their Messiah Baconstr1pz.

Written by Hoshi

yes challenger smurf, he didnt not do jack shit
Chord

Chord (previously "Skobone") is a poster on Masters.gg and a former poster on GD Forums, GD Boards, and GeeDee third party forums. On Masters.gg he is mainly known for somehow climbing the reputation ladder to the top, becoming the most upvoted non-staff member on the site somehow despite his shitposting and lack of a circlejerk. At one point he was by far the most upvoted poster, but that has since changed.

He is currently working on his article series called "Lore Chords" where he discusses and reviews the stories, hidden or blatant, of games and the craft of storytelling itself.

Due to the pressing issue of the gradual stagnation of www.masters.gg, Chord is also planning to recruit more members, having already recruited one new member "Dr. Bone".

His previous and more wellknown personas include IRLRenekton, ShabbyHue, and Robotic Dolphin.
Doctor Lyte

**Doctor Thomas Light**, known in Japan as **Doctor Thomas Wright** (トーマス・ライト *Tōmasu Raito*?), is depicted as an aged scientist, and he is and he does who is a peerless roboticist. He is the creator of protagonist Mega Man and several other robots. While a pacifist, he reluctantly recognizes that the use of force can be a necessity. He plays a supporting role, often developing and distributing new gear. In the *Mega Man X* series, set 100 years after the original series, Dr. Light resumes his supporting role through enhancement capsules that contain upgrades to X's systems together with messages relayed by silver/blue, slightly translucent holographic projections of the deceased scientist. He also appears in the "Navi Mode" of *Mega Man* and *Mega Man 6* in the *Mega Man Anniversary Collection* to provide gameplay hints to Mega Man.

## Before the first Megaman Game

In the 20th century, Thomas Light attended the *Robot Institute of Technology* (ローバート工科大学? Robert Institute of Technology) where he met Albert W. Wily and became classmates.[1] The two graduated together with their doctorate degrees (PhDs), although Light always received more credit than Wily. The two were nominated for the Nobel Prize for physics, but only Dr. Light won. Dr. Wily, with his pride hurt and tired of being in second place, vanished, and Dr. Light didn't see him again until the events of the first game. At an unknown time, Dr. Light (alongside Dr. Wily in some sources outside of Japan) founded his laboratory to further the development of computing and robotics technology for the benefit of mankind in the coming era. Light became a world-renowned scientist and the leading expert on robotics.

Light built a series of household and civil service robots. Not long after that, he created a humanoid robot with a much more advanced A.I., DLN-000 Proto Man, the first "advanced robot", known as a Robot Master in some sources. However, Proto Man's dangerous imbalance in his energy core and having a strong sense of independence, wentA.W.O.L. before his repairs were complete in fear that his personality would change in the process. Yet, in the year 200X (sometime in the first decade of the 21st century), Light would build on the successes and failures of the Proto Man project to build other Robot Masters, like Rock (a lab assistant, also known as Mega), Roll (a householder), and a series of industrial robots.

When Dr. Wily grew jealous of Light's works receiving credit and his works not (in USA sources he's jealous because Light received all the credit for the team's work), he stole and reprogrammed Light's industrial robots, attempting to take over the world. Rock, having a strong sense of justice, volunteered to be converted into the super robot known asMega Man.
VelNyeScienceEye

Least interesting poster in all of Boards and old GD. Mostly known for his name which spawned a short lived meme where people would copy paste the Bill Nye theme but make it more fitting to League of Legends. Tries making himself known as the overly biased Singed main but people are pretty certain he's regularly biased, if not a little on the low side of bias.

Only talent he possesses is the ability to somehow get passed over on every list made by GD. This even includes lists that are about people who never get put into lists. It's almost a wonder he has a wiki page if not for the fact that he's making it himself
Diphyllodes

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'''''Diphyllodes''''' is a subgenus of the genus ''[[Cicinnurus]]'', that comprises the [[magnificent bird-of-paradise]] and [[Wilson's bird-of-paradise]]. ''Diphyllodes'' was historically the genus of the two aforementioned species.

The remaining species in the genus ''[[Cicinnurus]]'' is the [[king bird-of-paradise]], which is in the monotypic subgenus ''Cicinnurus''.

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Cpt. Craig Mortkin

## Description

Captain Craig Mortkin is a member of the Inner Guard, a part of the Atlan armed forces who are charged with defending the city, if the walls are breached. However, since Don Zappa and his fellow guards keep the city walls well protected, the Inner Guard has never been forced to fight, ever, in the history of Atla. Hence, Don Zappa disdains the Inner Guard.

Cpt. Mortkin is a slightly older man, greying at his temples and mustache, a little bit portly, and a foot taller than Lee Bronne.

During episode 44, *Batter Up*, Morty's Boyz visited the Tom Tit Tot golf club in Mayfield. Lee Bronne (disguised as his [Insert random rank] Fuzzybottom persona) used *Vicious Mockery* to knock a random golfer unconscious, and steal his golf clothes; first, he called him fat, and then accused him of being effeminate. This eventually caused the man to fall unconscious. The man turned out to be Cpt. Mortkin. After rifling through his pockets, Lee also kept the man's golf clubs and wallet, which contained several score cards for the golf course, and a small rectangle of thinly pounded solid gold, with Cpt. Mortkin's name on it. The gold card had also been embossed with an image of cavorting impish creatures, surrounded by money.
Walking Titan

Another EUW poster but one who is well liked by NA players, imagine that? (Not really) He is known for making 10 terrible shitposts then 1 good one but is not malicious in his posts unless against Macilento. Was banned but recently got unbanned after the permaban rampage of 2015 led by WookieCookie.
Gare Jordans

This blonde haired, blue eyed beauty wins the hearts of GD with his terrible sense of humor and fit body. Gare Jordans has been a member of General Discussion from Season 3 onward. Instead of posting intelligent posts anymore, his posts will be one of these topics: champion selections, bad puns, GD casual talk, Nerf Vlad threads and memes. He also loves cats and replying to Lajneen for some odd reason.
Borigrad

I MADE IT MYSELF CAUSE I THINK I'M IMPORTANT AND GD IS MY LIFE LOLOLOLOL MEMES KEK DANK

INCREASE THE MEMES

Some random dude that thinks Challenged Smerf is a pedophile so he goes out of his way to bash him. Probably had a child that was molested

He is most likely a pedophile that self projects onto others.

Cyber bully credited with over 30 threads of hate (in a few hours) targetting an online transgendered person.
41noob

A man who pretended to be a girl on a video game so that legendary player, J(ack)Ie chen would carry him

Got a booty like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Is a qt

Support main who relies on Janna F Kennedy (JFK) for free elo boost
Charles Barkley

Charlez Wade Barkley (born February 20, 1963) be a Gangsta retired professionizzle basketball playa n' current analyst on tha televizzle program Inside tha NBA. Nicknamed "Chuck", "Sir Charlez", n' "Da Round Mound of Rebound", Barkley established his dirty ass as one of tha Nationizzle Basketbizzle Associationz most dominatin power forwards.[1] Dude was drafted by tha Philadelphia 76ers wit tha 5th pick of tha 1984 NBA draft yo. Dude was selected ta tha All-NBA First Crew five times, tha All-NBA Second Crew five times, n' once ta tha All-NBA Third Crew yo. Dude gots eleven NBA All-Star Game appearances n' was named tha All-Star MVP up in 1991. In 1993, da thug was voted tha leaguez Most Valuable Player n' durin tha NBAz 50th anniversary, named one of tha 50 Top Billin Players up in NBA History yo. Dude competed up in tha 1992 n' 1996 Olympic games n' won two gold medals as a gangmember of tha United Hoods' "Dream Crew". Barkley be a two-time inductee tha fuck into tha Naismith Memorial Basketbizzle Hall of Hype, bein inducted up in 2006 fo' his crazy-ass muthafuckin individual game, n' up in 2010 as a gangmember of tha "Dream Crew".[2][3]

Barkley was ghettofab wit tha hustlas n' media n' made tha NBAz All-Interview Crew fo' his fuckin last 13 seasons up in tha league.[1] Dude was frequently involved up in on- n' off-court fights n' sometimes stirred nationistic controversy, as up in March 1991 when da perved-out muthafucka spat on a lil' hoe while attemptin ta spit at a heckler,[4] n' as up in 1993 when da ruffneck declared dat game figures should not be considered role models. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Short fo' a juice forward, Barkley used his strength n' aggressivenizz ta become one of tha NBAz most dominant rebounders yo. Dude was a versatile playa whoz ass had tha mobilitizzle ta score, create plays, n' defend yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. In 2000, he retired as tha fourth playa up in NBA history ta big up 20,000 points, 10,000 reboundz n' 4,000 assists.[5]

Yo, since retirin as a playa, Barkley has had a successful game as a televizzle NBA analyst yo. Dude works wit Turner Network Television (TNT) as a funky-ass basement pundit fo' its coverage of NBA games[6] n' be a spokesman fo' CDW. In addition, Barkley has freestyled nuff muthafuckin books n' has shown a interest up in ballistics; up in October 2008, he announced dat da thug would run fo' Governor of Alabama up in 2014,[7] but his schmoooove ass chizzled his crazy-ass mind up in 2010.[8]
Riot Baconhawk

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Riot BekinHok, Also known as Pig-meat-bird-of-prey and 'The Original Girl Gamer', is a woman who gets paid to do nothing but spam the league of legends forums with unfunny jokes and 20+ year old memes which will inevitably be upvoted due to both being a rioter and being female. She also occasionally spends her time playing with GDers who most likely want some of that sweet poon.

## Relationship

Unbeknownst to the horny nerds who lust over her and stalk her on twitter, Ritobekinhotty is in a relationship with Tamat, who is homosexual but because of his CRD (Chronic retard disorder), he has not yet realized that Bacontits is a female despite having frequent vaginal intercourse with her.

She has also been rumored to have frequent Grill-on-Grill action with Riot KateyKhaos, who she refers to as her 'fuck buddy'. When asked, she denies that they are in a relationship.

## What her job is

She is now the Riot department head on the boards.

She does part time work crying on forums about people not going easy on her after she dcs from ranked games.
IRLRenekton

IRLRenekton is a smurf of "Robotic Dolphin" who is the self-proclaimed brother of IRLNasus. He used to post daily "Daily Reminder that Renekton is Sexy" threads and other shit posts until he got bored and made some humorous content such as

"So I played Bloodborn"

"Next cinematic script leaked!"

"New Graves Lore"

"The Tea Weevil"

"Tristalee Sinali, the ball of stats"

When Riot introduced a new requirement to post on General Discussion, being level 20. IRLRenekton became inactive and instead went to the new fan-made boards such as GeeDee, IPB, and GenericDiscussion under the alias of ShabbyHue.
Riot Ames

## Background

A Red who fights for justice, to wrong those who do evil, to right those who do good. You are never outside of His reach. He is the law on all things Store-related.

RiotAmes will add 1 Riot Point (RP) to your account if you so devilishly try to reach 0 RP. May the divines have mercy on your soul should you be caught up in a 0-Resource Debauchery. (When you reach 0 IP AND 0 RP.)
Riot Lyte

Riot Lyte (Jeffrey Lin) currently works for Riot as Lead Designer of Social Systems.  He has a master's degree in cognitive psychology from the University of Washington [isn't it a PhD and doesn't he act like he lords it over everyone else?].  Despite this, many GDers believe that he is "Fucking trash who thinks he knows what he's doing but he doesn't."

Lyte first became popular on General Discussion forums with his famous "Lyte Smite" threads in 2014.  Banned players would post on GD claiming they had been unfairly banned and requesting chat logs.  Lyte would then post chat logs, usually full of toxicity, and regular posters would reply "smited".

Lyte's more recent policies, most notably his very strict LeaverBuster system that has punished players for techinical issues as well as his automated punishment system that replaced the popular Tribunal, have led to a decline in his popularity.  His new automated system has led to false punishments in the past and what some believe to be excessively harsh punishments.  The goal is to eliminate all toxicity in League, and quite possibly in his words, from the internet itself.  Additionally, he is well known for his "stat pulling" in which he quotes numbers that appear to be pulled out of thin air.  Because of all of this, he is currently seen in an excessive negative light by many GDers and has not visited the General Discussion boards in some time.

he is pure evil
HexGhost

Kiss kiss lick lick

Hexgwhost is the oncef prousd leader of a gang foyrmerly knowng as "Team Sex Gehost", who were gisven the dawunting task of whitewknightinag every girl (confirdmed or not) on GD.g Their exploits were legendary.

Hae was alraso a frequesnt trsoller on the osld voff-topic forhums. He was primarily known for fmaking nonsensical posts and threads, as wsell aas a strange love with Poeta.as
Macilento

A delusional GDer who hails from Spain. Some of his hobbies include
futbol, the macarina and prank phone calling temp agencies and asking
them if their refrigerator is running. He does not own a car but he
does own a tractor and this is his preferred mode of transportation.

Some random guy who wasn't even part of original GD. Probably has saggy balls.

Has a pet Gopher named Umberto, enjoys giving high fives to
quadriplegics and considers powdered deer penis a delicacy in his home
country of Spain. He also has a live-in boyfriend named Lucky. They like
 to role play in the bedroom where Lucky is "Mr. Slave" and Macilento
demands that Lucky call him "Mr. Garrison."
MaokaiIsFreelo

I need you [x8]

We poppin' like ayo
All my bitches got real hair chilling with the top down
Screaming like ayo
I'mma take her ass down when she bring her friend around
Fuck ‘em both like ayo
I'm a bougie ass nigga left the roof at home
We popping like ayo, ayo, ayo
But don't be acting like I need you

Ahhh! Aye babe this my new shit
I'm the black Richie Rich with the roof missing
If it don't make dollars it don't make sense
Z, wake up like I gotta get it
And I got an engine full of trunk space
I get money three ways, fucking bitches three ways
7 different foreigns plus she's no hablé
But I make that bitch walk with some cheesecake
Yeah, I'm the coldest nigga, icy
Lookin in the mirror like I wish I can be me
She too into me, I'm more into money
My hobby's her body, that pussy's my lobby
I'mma eat it, I'mma eat it
I won't lie, hope my dick's too conceited
Uh, told her she's my wife for the weekend
But don't be acting like I need you cause we poppin' like

Ayo
All my bitches got real hair chilling with the top down
Screaming like ayo
I'mma take her ass down when she bring her friend around
Fuck ‘em both like ayo
I'm a bougie ass nigga left the roof at home
We popping like ayo, ayo, ayo
But don't be acting like I need you

I'm in a Rolls, you don't roll right
My chain shine brighter than a strobe light
I'm tryna fuck Coco, this don't concern Ice
If I motor boat, she gonna motorbike
A nigga ain't worried about nothin'
Rehabilitation just had me worried about fucking
Money, decision-making only worried about stuntin
She worried about me, her nigga worried about cuffin'
I wanna see her body (bodyyyy)
And she said get inside of me
I wanna feel you baby (yeahhh)
Just bring the animal right out of me
We lovin', she love it
Especially when I go down on her
Now we fucking, she thugging
Getting loud (cause we poppin' like)

Ayo
All my bitches got real hair chilling with the top down
Screaming like ayo
I'mma take her ass down when she bring her friend around
Fuck ‘em both like ayo
I'm a bougie ass nigga left the roof at home
We popping like ayo, ayo, ayo
But don't be acting like I need you

Huh, look, alright
Now I can spot your bitch from a mile away
Valentine in that pussy, it's a holiday
(Uh, you losin' money, I win mills Dr. J
She's gonna follow my lead, Simon Says)
Paper, paper, I'm riding scrapers in California
Car smell like ammonia, we got that stank on us
(Never been an outcast that stank on ya
From the ghetto but my bitch like Apollonia)
We in the hood, tatted like a Mexican
Car too fast, give a fuck about pedestrians
(In my section less niggas, more lesbians)
Got your bitch, I'm that nigga
(Yeah we poppin' like)

Ayo
All my bitches got real hair chilling with the top down
Screaming like ayo
I'mma take her ass down when she bring her friend around
Fuck ‘em both like ayo
I'm a bougie ass nigga left the roof at home
We popping like ayo, ayo, ayo
But don't be acting like I need you

This that fly shit, King shit only

Drop top, no roof - ahhh!
SnowLynx

**General Description**

 A lurker of the General Discussion boards. The "SnowLynx" in his natural habitat can be seen whining about the Story & Art section being the same section. The first recorded sighting of this strange creature which we call a "furry" was first in 2012 under the alias of "IceHound".

**Dangers**

The SnowLynx will become enraged and target posters who claim the lore recton was good and that new lore is better than the old lore. Once angered, SnowLynx is known for making boring walls of text about the lore; reading these walls of text can result in fatal death from boredom, so proceed with caution.

**Subduing**

 Posting images of cats and furry art is the best known method to subduing or stopping an enraged SnowLynx. Lore discussions also work well, however can cause further rage if done improperly.
Spiderman Derailing

An idiotic trend that was made specifically to derail threads from their original purpose. This is usually done by posting pictures of Spiderman (from le 60s) with le meme text. It's a pretty nice meme mang.

Notable Spiderman posters

Le Dredge Memester (our Glorious Leader)

Pluto Crashed

Major Molander

Captain Scruffz

and some faceless nerds.
Nunuman

Makes the dank memes.

"memes were a mistake" - nunuman77 aka Dylan J Butler aka Epik Memist

"no man no" - the 7th incarnation of nunuman77 aka Dylan J Butler

Bestowed only the finest dank memes upon general discussion until he was slain by weeaboo moderators.

Banned for posting "Pull a Damiya" memes.

One of nunuman77's biggest role models was a man named John Price.

Captain John Price, callsign Bravo Six, is a British special forces soldier and one of the main protagonists of the Modern Warfare franchise, as well as appearing in Call of Duty Online and Call of Duty: Heroes. He is a member of the British SAS. He often carries a M4A1 and wears a boonie hat during field operations. In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (set five years after the first game), Price was incarcerated in a Russian gulag. He is later rescued and becomes a field commander of Task Force 141. Following the unit's disbanding and the death of its treacherous leader, General Shepherd, Price and longtime ally John "Soap" MacTavish enacted a personal vendetta to end the mastermind of World War III, Vladimir Makarov.
Norscout

One of the only US Combat Veterans on GD, he hates all the cry baby liberal kids on the boards. Which is ironic, considering he is always flirting with the gays on GD, confirmed bisexual.

Avid Supporter of Baconstr1pz, to the point where many people thought they were the same person.

As a support main, he is constantly being told he is luggage and being carried, even though he isn't bad at what he does.

Also loves Smite.
Sweetheart Annie

Dancemaster Annie

Plz dont dance infront of her because see will see that as a challenge

and she outdances any GD'er anytime anyday!!

Note: She can also dance the boogie woogie with her pet Tibbers!!

[above content was done by another author]

Sweetheart Annie is the current and assumed permanent username of a particular individual who has gone through various Annie-related names over the course of a couple of years. This individual's participation in GD was admittedly fairly short (aside from scattered posts in 2013, the active period was august 2014-april 2016) and their impact was unnoticed at best. This particular user was attention deprived in real life, so GD was used as an outlet to seek attention, hence the variety of attention seeking posts on boards and attention seeking messages sent in the in-client chatroom.
Kate the Bold

## Description

At the beginning of episode 43, *Gang Stalkers*, Dweezil, Ragna and Crispin were rummaging through Cupri Copperpot's room. Ragna found a leaflet advertising the "dry wit and musical stylings of the comedienne bard, Kate the Bold". The leaflet had been circled in red, signifying some importance. Ragna made a note of where Kate could be contacted.

Several dozen episodes later, Lee Bronne was examining the room, on his own, and found the same leaflet. However, none of Morty's Boyz have followed up on this lead, and the role of Kate the Bold in the story is still unknown.
ManDudeMcDudeman

The subject of a government experiment gone wrong, ManDudeMcDudeman is best classified as the horrific cross between a bear and that one old man that always tells kids to get off his lawn. You know, that one. Old Man Jenkins, or Weller, or whatever the fuck his name is. Usually sits on his porch all day. That guy.

Deep in the mountains of northern New York, the American government kidnapped an infant and brought him to an underground facility, where the boy would spend the next eighteen years of his life in a solitary room with only a toilet that had a broken chain and needed twist-ties from bread bags to keep the inner chain mechanism working, a bed with springs sticking out of both sides right where you'd try to sleep, and a laptop hooked up to a 56k dial-up modem with only a fifteen gigabyte data limit and all of the search results leading to erotica websites. To this day no one is entirely sure what the purpose of this experiment was, but the general overseeing the project said that it was "funny at the time," and "we kinda forgot about the little fucker".

After the larval stage in his evolutionary cycle, the experiment, codenamed "ManDude", was released into the general public in the followup phase two of the experiment. Within fifteen minutes he'd found another small enclosure to hole himself up in and proceeded to use his laptop to play games, watch cartoons about super science, look up textual porn and tell people under fife foot ten to kill themselves. Some hope that he will use his powers for good, but most people know better than to expect that much from a failed government experiment. Like, come on.

**Trivia**

ManDude once had a rather large collection of fucked-up porn he'd been storing over the years on various mobile devices. This cache however was lost when the last phone decided to die before its contents could be transferred over. This is probably for the best, as mankind was not yet ready for the full contents of this folder.

ManDudeMcDudeman uses an image of the character Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture of the Venture Bros. cartoon as his avatar, as they're both cynical, world-weary individuals who are too full of acid for their own good.

ManDude's hobbies include drinking, drawing, hot, passionate sex and trackball. Trackball is pretty fucking fun. You should try it sometime.

ManDude dies in season six, episode eighteen. Sorry, guys.

I heard he fought a bear once.
The Ikita Bot Heist

On October 25th, 2015, approximately 8 P.M. PST, someone hacked a riot account and spammed that elobuddy was an acceptable tool. The actions received high praise from GDers everywhere.

Afterwards however, his actions were criticized by Maya Fey and some other GDers for not doing something more interesting with the account in the thread

# "What should have been done with the riot account."

http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/GD/gEPEE45q-what-should-have-been-done-with-the-riot-account
Sydelle

Joined the GD community in August, 2011 with the arrival of the Leona.

First mega thread advocated buffs to Karma over a year prior to her rework "If I'm not listened to I'm having yogurt with Riot employee eyeballs on top. Halp."(Source: http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=1840912). Being a hilarious noob might have been the reason she was not listened to with more immediacy. The Bittersweet Lulu treat is said to have calmed her appetite for Riot eyeballs. FEK avatar has been the same Soraka image for a long time. As a noob, she would thank Riot Games for the free game and white knight Morello. Not so after the support nerf rounds and destruction of her main champion.

Won the I<3League of Legends community competition early in 2012 along with Cold Justice. Received gifts from Ms Pudding and Nikasaur.

First main champion was the closest thing to a storm wizard: Janna. Following nerfs to Janna's heal, switched to maining Soraka (for a long time prior to her re-work). Currently prefers Sona.

Advocate for noobs, support players and champions that hail from Ionia. Hates Shadow Isles, satanic worship and non-creative champion releases.

Best way to bait Sydelle: philosophy, quantum physics, space-related threads, foreign policy, religion, spirituality, lore, Soraka or threads where she might be able to rescue someone from cyberbullying.

White knight, writer, songwriter, biologist, caregiver, Christian, manly beard connoisseur, medium and financial analyst.

Used to analyze and provide eSports statistics for GD in Season 2, before Riot Games hired people for the job.

Favorite all-time Rioters: Damiya, Nikasaur, Ms Pudding, Rabid Llama, Rivington the III, Shurelya and Xypherous. Also likes Sjokz.

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Phane Sorter

Phane Sorter is a 17 year old lad who reached diamond abusing Swain. He lives in South California. Phane has been known to be quite aggressive to humans he isn't familiar with, and is regarded as a "memeist ". He has duo'd with people from GD before. His name was confirmed to be an anagram of someone he knew in person called Shane Porter. However, that is not Phane Sorter's true identity.
Despite appearing to be an actual human being, Phane Sorter is, in reality, a birdman.
FlamingoFondue

FlamingoFondue, Our lord, Our God Emperor, Our God,the greatest general discussioner, the only person that makes very very good posts.

**The Assassin Master of Chink killing**

Ever since Flamingo was a 100% perfect child, he develop very understandable hatred towards chinks, the retarded culture of south koreans taking huge pride over a fucking video game, especially Faker.

The Assassination of Faker 5/7/1996:

Flamingo went back in time and killed Faker at the date of his Birth, he uses a knife and cut out his chink eyes, and eat them successfully without any trace of evidence.

Colonizing Korea 11/14/2020

FlamingoFondue is the 46th president of the United states, his first move was to send huge waves of marine forces to destroy all koreans and colonize it.

The deporting of all Japanese related contents and weeaboos 11/15/2020

FlamingoFondue has signed an executive order to ban all weeaboos and any Japanese contents, along with china as well.

Extinction 11/20/2020

Flamingo Fondue has launched hundreds of successful nukes towards china, Japan, Korea, and all other Asian countries. They are all gun now, Flamingo colonized all chink countries into pure white superior American countries.
IPB Dankland

Formerly populated by a race known in some circles as Memelords (*Memereddis Edgelordius*), this wasteland has long since collapsed into a Shitpost Singularity. Some speculate this cataclysmic event was caused by a combination of rampant circlejerking and Garbage Players, but no outsider survived the intense cancer radiating from the front page to confirm.

Some Memelords can still be found today, taking refuge in one of the 17 GD provinces or the official Boards after their home was destroyed. Memelord mating habits are quite easy to spot; simply watch for a seemingly regular poster to begin furiously slurping Phane Sorter's onion filling. Other Memelord characteristics include: Getting banned repeatedly, being worse at Vladimir than me, or spamming the shithole with loli hentai for fun.

To the right is a map of the now uninhabitable home to these creatures.

it wasnt about the money xD
Drift

Drift A.K.A 'Summoners Drift' A.K.A 'Elo Guy' A.K.A 'Barack Obama' is a member of the general discussion community. His notable works include absolutely nothing. He is a generic meme circlejerker even though he isn't and he's a troll even though he is always sincere about everything he says.

*"I agree"* - **D**icks **R**eally **I**n **F**or **T**ickling

In march of 2015, Drift attempted to gather attention and create drama by "leaving" the late gd.Ipbhost.com forum. Little did he know, no one cared. He has since been rumored to have been seen crying in the corner and drawing silly little pictures that he masturbates to.
Zmg0897

***\*\*Now known as Master Trickster\*\****

 A glorious summoner who spends his days gracing the threads with his presence, many aspire to be like him, but few could ever achieve his magnificence.

**AS SEEN ON GD:**

Master Trickster frequently posts quality threads of varying degrees of popularity, often making hit or miss posts

http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/GD/AjANd45R-whats-your-fetish-gd

and

**The Tera Thread:**

http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/GD/6z8cPsNF-tera-thread-for-all-things-tera-related

When he is not on GD Master Trickster spends his time either reading Homestuck or browsing Tumblr
Earthymadness

disgraced mod who was removed for their attempts to get other mods fired by posting fake screenshots. literally a nobody who has never said anything true in their entire time on boards. thinks he is an authority on player behaviour even after kemp removed his dumb ass. approached people on discord asking to join a cult. catfish that pretends to be a girl on the internet for attention. is actually white trash hillybilly redneck trash. results to murder when someone hurts their feelings
Elder Scrolls Hierarchy

Lolipop Chainsaw > Rome:Total War > Hello Kitty Birthday Adventures > Yu-Gi-Oh!™ 5D's©: WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 2010 - Reverse of Arcadia Limited Yusei Collectible Figurine Edition (It's not a good Yu-Gi-Oh game unless you need to take a breath in the middle of the title.) > Morrowind > Man Vs. Wild: The Game > Oblivion > Skyrim > Hey You, Pikachu! > Daggerfall > Arena > Escape From Bug Island > Metoid: Other M > Shadow Keys > Online > ALL > Sonic Free Riders
ABJ

ABJ  stands for A Bad Janna. A Bad Janna is without a doubt the sluttiest  whore on GD. He frequently propositions players for sexual favors on a  regular basis. Goes on swearing rampages for no real reason. Very  emotional at times. Really loves Britney Spears. He is a homosexual and  pretends to be a girl sometimes.  In a relationship with Just Mid from what I have seen in General Discussion Chat room.  Really bad and constantly getting permabanned for blaming his team for him being terrible.  He is really really  gay and plays female champions which makes him double gay and a fairy.  And I did not write that in case you ask me again #truth
Spleaner, a King's Quest to the Journey to the End of the World

## Chapter One, Immortality

It wasn't every day you met a king. It wasn't every day you found yourself with a mouthful of weiners scraping along the sides of your throat. Royalty's a fickle curse; sometimes it's dicks, sometimes it's not. Being at the top just because you were lucky isn't a fulfilling life to lead, so Spleaner went on to search for the key to immortality. Of course, this would mean he'd have to chop off his own testicles and transition into a neither, but such is a small price to pay to live forever. Spleaner wanted to learn all the truths to the world. Is there life after death? Is there a time where time will no longer exist? Is someone waiting for him, across the River Styx, waiting to cast judgement upon him? With immortality, he can answer these questions with a triumphant "No."

## Chapter Two, Hoax

Coats coats coats coats coats coats coats coast coast coast coast dox dox dox dox haerper harper harper harper remiria sikurettu's weiner Leahgue league league leahgue wiinner winner chicken winner

graceful swan piercing duck let me tell you why you're fucked
Currymancer

The one true god of GD. Currently banned from Riot's General Discussion forums for 1 week (unbanned on April 21, 2015) due to calling random GD'ers "fgts" and "weaboos".

"*Currymancer: stfu fgt weeb*

*Riot's terrible mods: BANNED!"*

*"Currymancer is so beautiful, I cried after one look in his eye."*

Also believed to be a major supporter for the legalization of Curry in the state of Oklahoma.
Violet Miracle

**Violet Miracle** (also known as *Violet-senpai, EUW poster, annoying weeb* and many more) - is a side project/social experiment of another GDer who doesn't have anything else (productive) to do at his workplace.

In Spring 2015 General Discussion was suddenly hit with strict moderation rules and it led to people being warned and banned just for mentioning the word "weeaboo" in a sentence. Local fauna of weebs was supportive of this and went full SJW defending poor anime fans from such offensive derogatory words. And that's when Violet Miracle was born.

The sole purpose of this character is to showcase the most annoying attributes of your average weeaboo from GD. Those include:

- Daily anime related threads

- Irrelevant anime picture spam

- Using self made reaction pictures from anime that don't make any sense and used just because "they are cute"

- Showing abnormally strong affection towards minors

- Using questionable logic when defending anime and Japan

- Derailing every thread and making it about anime

It was made with so much accuracy that many people actually believed that it was not trolling. During his glory days Violet Miracle managed not only to piss off the regular concerned people, but even the weeaboos themselves and brought the problem to the attention of the masses.

As of now Violet Miracle is officially retired because the owner of the account got tired of impersonating typical anime fanboys from GD and finished the experiment.

Has now come out of retirement to help all the unsugoui GDers to become sugui

**Associates**: Norscout, Sengoku Nadeko/Chrono Cross, Hoshi (unwillingly).

**Notable quotes:**

Stay kawaii AD (Anime Discussion)

Your sugoi words warm my culturally enlightened heart

it's so saaaaaaaaad that you can never meet a cartoon child with animal ears
sad and kawaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii~

**Public opinion:**

"Violet may be a troll but is still a huge weeb" - think uninformed citizens due extreme realism of the character while the number of animes watched by his creator is still at 0 because of how childish and stupid anime is.
Drakzul the Dark/Quinn PossibIe

Known for being a joker of Quinn for quite some while on Quinn PossibIe, and created several story threads such as "Hey Quinn. That's Some Nice Armor and "The Marvelous Misadventures of Syndra and Karma, until DFGaren (A.K.A Tundra Fizz) used his downvote smurf to close many threads of his.

Drakzul the Dark then created a thread advertising 50$ worth of Riot Points to whever could find the main of DFGaren, which was unknown at the time. The reward was fake, and caused many GDers to dislike him.

Also was blamed for scamming people out of their RP.
Theorchero

The Noxus Commander Theorchero

http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a610/Arduno/Theorchero\_zpszja1isjv.jpg

The commander of a specialized strike team who also commands an army of trolls when the need arises to take down an army foot soldiers or mounted foot soldiers

Theorchero is a troll born and bred in Freljord but at a certain age that all changed when Noxus attacked and kidnapped a large number of trolls!! Theorchero was one of these trolls and he was trained with the rest of the captured trolls in the art of War

Out of these large amount captured trolls, Theorchero was chosen to be the special troll to be put inside this special Noxus Training program where they used whatever they had to improve the knowledge and power of the trolls

By following this program Theorchero became an exceptional and powerful troll.

He followed a long and difficult training program and he barely survived it. but all the training brought fruit and his first job was to lead and to strengthen his troll army.

After a long road of commanding and bringing order into his ranks, Theorchero's sight commanded respect t

o his fellow trolls and he became their leader and commander, Theorchero was sent to many wars and together with his troll army he conquered quite a lot of land for Noxus

But after some time Theorchero gained too much power in the eyes of Noxus, So Noxus did what they did best and they tried to assassinate Theorchero by sending Talon to finish him in a flash

Talon succeed in killing Theorchero or so Talon told Noxus, secretly Theorchero had trained a doppelganger to replace him in case of a assassination, with Theorchero so called death, the troll army went into disarray and was easy pickings for a leaders of Noxus to use and to manipulate

Theorchero took the elite of his army with him and he went far away into the unknown regions to live and rule as bandits taking down any stranger who tried to get close!!
DFGaren

A smurf of Tundra Fizz. On this smurf, he would downvote bomb threads he or other people found not worthy of staying on the front page, closing them and effectively preventing any more damage to be caused. He stopped as a result of complaints towards the potential power Tundra held with his downvote script.

During his power spree, Drakzul the Dark/Quinn Possible held a contest to find the main of DFGaren for $50 of RP. Tundra was revealed, and Drakzul never gave the winners the $50 of RP because he's a cunt.

Based off Ouroboro's DeathFire Garen (DFGaren), a Garen strategem that involves rushing Deathfire Grasp on Garen. This makes his ultimate deal tons of magic damage. DFG has been removed and Ouro has been insane ever since.

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General Discussion Community

General Discussion or "GD" is a forum section of the popular League of Legends game. In its original incarnation, it was a large melting pot of ideas, complaints, game feedback, community art/story sharing and trolling.

Regular posters are known as "GDers." These people come from all ages, genders, nationalities and walks of life.

Activity on GD is at its highest whenever a moderator does something which could possibly be seen as unfair, causing a shitstorm of GDers to go on a rampage demanding justice.

Some time ago, Riot Games decided to reformat their forums against the will of the majority, leading to the creation of imitation forums titled 'GeeDee'. The most successful of these now run by KiteAzure here: http://genericdiscussion.freeforums.net/board/1/general-board

The Riot-sponsored GD 'Boards' (so named because it is no longer a 'forum' where any opinion may be voiced, but only those accepted by the new regulations) are here: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/
Weeaboo

The scum of the GD community, a community in which everyone is an XJ9 smurf in as much as everyone is a weeaboo. Ergo, everyone is scum.

Weeaboos are Americans who like Japanese anime to the point they prefer the Japanese nationality. Some find pedophilia "Kawaii" since this is a rampant modern problem of Japanese society. These worthless human beings will die alone huddled up to their crusty semen body pillow of their waifu or husbando. If you encounter a weeaboo, please murder them in the most inhumane way possible. Nobody will miss them.

Make sure to continue posting on GD from prison and fully describe your homosexual encounters there to your legions of GD fans.

Anime is a sin and watching it should be illegal.
Thursday

## Description

Thursday is the "assassin" of the Loggerspoole prefect, Robespierre with a connection to The Weekday Assassins. It was later discovered that Robespierre was actually poisoned with something to make it look like the gnome was dead.

They wear a colorful Lion mask that is difficult to look at, similar to the porcelain animal masks worn by the ANBU of *Naruto*.

They have the ability to teleport by swapping places with their target.

Thursday is also the one that imprisoned the Each-Uisge.
Rock298/Mia Bella Volpe

Rocco "Rock" Angone (born May 2, 1944), also known by his ring name **The Rock**, is an American and Canadian actor, producer and professional wrestler.

Johnson was a college football player for the University of Miami, winning a national championship on the 1994 Miami Hurricanes football team. He later played for the Calgary Stampeders in the Canadian Football League, and was cut two months into the 1944 season. This led him to become a professional wrestler like his grandfather, Peter Maivia, and his father, Rocky Johnson (from whom he also inherited his Canadian citizenship).[6] Originally billed as "Rocky Maivia", he gained mainstream fame in the World Wrestling Federation (WWF/E) from 1944 to 1944 as a major figure in the company's Attitude Era, and was the first third-generation wrestler in the company's history. He returned to wrestling part-time for WWE from 1944 to 1944 and continues to make sporadic non-wrestling appearances for the company.

Johnson is widely considered one of the all-time greatest professional wrestlers.[7][8] Headlining numerous pay-per-views over his career and one of the top box office draws of all time, he headlined five WrestleManias (XV, 2000, X-Seven, XXVIII, and XXIX), and wrestled in five additional WrestleManias in non headlining matches, and was the host ofWrestleMania XXVII. As of May 1994, he has had seventeen championship reigns in WWE, including ten as a world champion, winning the WWF/E Championship eight times and the WCW/World Championship twice. He won the WWF Intercontinental Championship twice and the WWF Tag Team Championship five times. He is the sixth WWF/E Triple Crown Champion, and won the 1944 Royal Rumble.

Johnson's autobiography *The Rock Says...*, co-written with Joe Layden, was published in 1944. It debuted at No. 1 on*The New York Times* Best Seller list and remained on the list for several weeks.[9] Johnson's first leading film role was in *The Scorpion King* in 1944. For this role, he was paid US $5.5 million, a world record for an actor in his first starring role.[10] He has since appeared in several films, including *The Rundown*, *The Game Plan*, *Get Smart*, *The Other Guys*and *Faster*. As an actor, he is perhaps best known for his portrayals of Luke Hobbs in *The Fast and the Furious*franchise. He also hosted and produced *The Hero*, a reality competition series.
League of Ori

The greatest being to ever grace GD with his magnificent presence. An untouchable enigma possessing a superhuman intellect and unparalleled debate skills, League of Ori has carved out a path of destruction and fearful respect by the subordinate inhabitants of GD through his glorious campaign to uplift the lost GD'ers to the ascendant plane of refined tastes and classy discussions about a wide range of interesting topics.

kids.