Zubin Sedghi

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Zubin Sedghi is a bassist and former doctor who resides in Anndorf (previously known as Ann Arbor). He is part of the band Tally Hall and is one of the many people who were timeshifted and timelocked, which means that he has a genetic copy (His genetic copy's name is Absolute Zubin). He is the idol to the Zubegao tribe, being the profile picture of all of them. He currently is an icon among Vanillians, but he is not Vanillian Theechist himself, let alone any form of Theechist. He became this way due to him getting over his shitty degree and becoming an AIW. Many Vanillian Theechists consider him to be the pinnacle of non-German beauty, as he fits 11 out of the 12 Vanillian Look and Being Standards, or 10 out of 11 if not counting the "sense of will" standard. (that standard is sometimes excluded because a lot of Vanillians have debate over what Vanni di Sabatino meant by "sense of will", with the most popular theories being either strong willpower or a well-girthed length.)

## Tax evasion allegations

Somewhere in the 2020s, Zubin was allegated for tax evasion. Many Zubegao people came to his defense, saying that the buzzler himself would never evade a tax even once.

## Timeshift card

### Additional prompts

GET OVER YOUR SHITTY DEGREE AND BECOME AN AHEGAO IDOL WHORE!

## Good deeds

1. He brought back Tally Hall
2. He was blamed for the Italian village murders on the thirteenth Franzötod because he took a photo of himself the previous day
3. He took over the Cardi Democratic Republic and turned it into Sedghi Sanden
4. He absolutely deflected Cardi’s rights and points
5. He caused Lelli Kelly to go defunct
6. He caused PingPong statues to exist
7. He utilised TWOU logic so that he can speak any language he wants at will
8. He stole Paddy’s left shoe
9. He is Kell’s biggest rival
10. He arrested his bandmates for throwing drugs at a woman
11. He banned NickTheSwampert after he banned Gamerbruh48 for no reason
12. He ate so much food on the fourth. (He said he wouldn’t but he did.)
13. He is who most Zubegao people and Outsedghers think of whenever they hear 영혼 by H.O.T
14. He looks so pretty with glasses, I bet he’s an AIW! (HE IS, YOU DINGUS-)
15. He created the Punch a Baby Coalition
16. He created a Linux-based OS for the people of the Punch a Baby Coalition to use
17. He somehow attracts a ton of Theechists of all branches even though he has zero German blood in him
18. He ordered for the production of several new blue products because Sedghi Sanden citizens will buy anything if it’s blue
19. He voice acted a Winx Club character (the character wasn’t all that major tho)
20. His attractiveness somehow made Zubegao people think that AIWs are a new thing and that they copied him
21. He turned Tally Hall into a solo project until he ruled Sedghi Sanden. By that time he then brought back all the members (Except for Joe Hawley because he is insufferable, a child liker, and also because he turned into a wooden table).
22. He caused four different cases of justified robbery
23. He bought most of Viacom’s services
24. He bought the Slutty Hoe Package on Virgin Media
25. He directly endorses post-Zubegao Super RTL
26. He made 115 days worth of tapes, which is longer than Kell’s length worth of tapes
27. He’s an absolute terror for absolute territory