Captain Shlasser

> "Well someone is gonna have to step up. Anybody can be a leader, even you"
>
> Shlasser

**Shlasser** is a former FBI operative turned L.A.S.E.D agent, and Captain of the Mustard battalion. He was recruited into L.A.S.E.D. following the HYDRA uprising and became one of L.A.S.E.D best fighters and shooters and has the trust of the head of L.A.S.E.D Lukey Man. He accompanies Lukey Man on several missions. He is with Lukey Man when they talk to General Karson in the woods, and then ambushed by the Blackhawks. He also escorts Lukey Man to the meeting with Professor Blunt, and is then forced to fight off against the Black Scorpion, which he miraculously survives. Shlasser later fights at the Battle of the Wasp Nest where he helps destroy Planet Luke and defeat Black Shadow

## Biography

### HYDRA uprising

Shlasser joined the FBI and worked largely under Lukey Man. When HYDRA was revealed to secretly be operating within the organization, Shlasser along with Lukey Man and the rest of his team was taken hostage with Shlasser breaking an arm in the process.

Newhook, a HYDRA operative began questioning Lukey Man asking for Nuclear codes. When Lukey Man refused Newhook killed Agent Popper, then moved for Shlasser who looked at Lukey Man desperately. Right when Shlasser was to be killed Lukey Man intervened, grudgingly telling Newhook the codes.

Before they could use them however they were interrupted by Jack Scrivens who Killed all the HYDRA agents gaurding them. Before Newhook had the chance to kill Scrivens he was killed by Lukey Man. With the area cleared Lukey Man told he was right in thinking they would be fine. They found a back exit and Scrivens asked if they wanted to join L.A.S.E.D. Shlasser willing to follow Lukey Man wherever, agreed.

### Fighting the Blackhawks

Shlasser accompanies Lukey Man as he talks to General Karson. Then he informs the group they are under attack as gunfire rains out on them. Shlasser manages to kill several soldiers in the fight and is the only L.A.S.E.D trooper to survive. He then goes over to find the leader of the group, which is Mr. Grizzly. He tells Lukey Man that he is alive but not likely for much longer. He then goes to collect the bodies of the dead troopers as Lukey man talks to Mr. Grizzly.

### Finding the notebook

Shlasser, along with Sargent Renner are present when Lukey Man finds an important notebook. He tells General Karson he plans to go retrieve it. Shlasser interrupts telling him that he cant, the reason being him having an appointment that same day. When Karson weasels his way out of having to retrieve it Shlasser tells him that its ok and that he can send Sargent Renner to find the notebook to which Lukey Man agrees.

### Showdown with the Black Scorpion

Shlasser accompanies Lukey Man when he goes to meet with Professor Blunt. Before Lukey man enters his meeting Shlasser tells him the building is secure and they have plenty of men upstairs. Lukey Man accepts, ordering him to kill anything that moves.

Shortly later the men upstairs fall under attack with Shlasser in contact with trooper Barkley who tells Shlasser they cant stop him. He is cut off however and Shlasser informs Lukey Man they have been breached, then orders his men to close the door. Moments later its blown open by the Black Scorpion who kills the trooper to the right of Shlasser, who falls back and shoots at the Scorpion who simply blocks the bullets with basket. He throws at shlasser and it hits him and knocks him out. His battalion is defeated and the scorpion goes on to fight Lukey Man.

At the end of their fight when the scorpion is on the verge of defeating Lukey Man, Shlasser returns. He shoots the gun out of the Scorpions hand. Him and another surviving trooper aim at the scorpion. Realizing he is surrounded he retreats, telling Lukey Man he has won this round. After he leaves Shlasser askes if they should pursue the scorpion to which he says they shouldn't and they had won that round.

### Lukey Man vs Cody Smores

Shlasser was off duty at the Millenia when Lukey Man and General Karson arrived. Shlasser was socializing with other troopers until the attack

After the attack Shlasser gathered a team of troopers to sweep the facility to find Cody Smores and Sparks. Shlasser went into the control room where he found General Karson. He asked Karson if he was alright. Karson said he wasn't confirming that Lukey Man had been taken hostage by Smores and Sparks.

### Search For Lukey Man

Shlasser, along with Captain Dannarin stayed in the control room, and searched the world for any signs of Lukey Man. When Blake Staley asked if they had made any progress, Shlasser said they hadn't. When General Karson asked about L.A.S.E.D.s list of possible locations for Lukey Man Shlasser jokingly told him the information was classified, getting a laugh out of everyone.

### Battle at the Wasp Nest

Shlasser was a part of a team assembled by Lukey Man to destroy Planet Luke and take down Black Shadow. He along with Yoshi join Lukey Man as he destroys the Shadow Garrison and Storm into the main room to capture Zurock

However Lukey Man is ambushed by the Black Scorpion and it leaves just Shlasser and Yoshi to capture Zurock. Blake Staley enters the room and Shlasser and Yoshi are initially happy to see him. However to their Shock Staley reveals himself to be a double Agent and turns on them. Shlasser realizes that he was the mole and asks how he could do such a thing. Staley tells everything he did in L.A.S.E.D. and while he does that Shlasser and Yoshi get their weapons ready. Shlasser tells Staley he forgot one thing and it will absolutely destroy him.

Yoshi Then threw his weapon at Staley, disarming him. While Yoshi and Zurock fired shots Shlasser fought Staley. Eventually Shlasser overpowered Staley and knocked to the floor unconscious. However Shlasser was then knocked over by Zurock, who told them he was invincible. But Zurock was then electrocuted and knocked out By Karson, who had just finished planting his bombs.

### The Countdown/Victory

Shlasser and Yoshi gathered at the controls and told him he only had a minute. Shlasser told him he had to disable the switch at the end of the compound to disable the station. He did and they celebrated and promptly destroyed the station.

They then evacuated the base, planning to destroy it. However they couldn't contact Lukey Man, who was still fighting the Black Scorpion. Shlasser decided to go back for him, but when he got there the Scorpion had already killed Lukey Man. He ran back out, telling them that Lukey Man was dead and to blow the Base. Karson pressed his switch and the base exploded. Karson asked what they would do know as their leader was dead. Shlasser assured him that someone else would step up and it could even be him, though he doubted it. They stood there and continued to watch the Wasp Nest burn away

## Personality

Shlasser was a strict and serious agent that was very loyal to Lukey Man. When he was invited into L.A.S.E.D. Shlasser went along with it without hesitation. Shlasser was efficiant and competent, always knowing what to do in a dangerous situation. During his time in the FBI he was more fearful but his time in L.A.S.E.D. made him a more brave agent

## Abilities

* **Excellent Shot:** Shlasser was an expert shooter, no matter what gun he used. He managed to take down numerous members of the Blackhawks during their battle. He was also able to disarm the Black Scorpion with one shot, forcing him to retreat
* **Healer:** Shlasser was also trained in medical service and used it upon occasion. He treats the wounded Mr. Grizzly following their battle even though he would eventually die

## Relationships

### Allies

* **L.A.S.E.D.**
	+ Lukey Man † - Superior
	+ Jack Scrivens † - Superior
	+ Kirk Karson
	+ Dannarin
	+ Yoshi
	+ **Mustard Battalion**
		- Renner †
		- Barkley
	+ **FBI**
		- Prick †
		- Popper †

### Enemies

* **HYDRA**
	+ Newhook †
	+ Kagan †
* **Blackhawks**
	+ Mr. Grizzly †
	+ Kane †
* **Black Shadow**
	+ Black Scorpion
	+ Zurock
	+ Blake Staley - Former ally and attempted Victim
* **CDAD**
	+ Cody Smores
	+ Sparks †