Season 1

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**Season One** was played from March 7, 2020 to May 14, 2020. Vinny would follow up this playthrough with Season Two several months later.

## Events

Spoilers*This section contains major or minor **Spoilers!***
### **Part 1**

Dreeb, Linda, Borglar, and Squirt crash-land on an unknown Rimworld and scramble to make a base of operations which they soon name Bob's Borglars of the faction Borglaria. Soon after, a woman named Flowers crashes nearby and is recruited after her wounds are healed. The base is expanded further including a workroom and more bedrooms. An Unga attacks but lives and is captured. He suffers and infection in his torso that nearly kills him but he lives. He would later be named Himbo.

### **Part 2**

Himbo is seen to have amazing stats which makes the others excited to recruit him. Dreeb and Linda begin to suffer from muscle parasites for a while. During this, Dreeb tries multiple times to woo Flowers, succeeding on his third attempt. Himbo is successfully recruited and begins taming animals nearby for the colony. He tames three wild alpacas, who will later be named Tupaca, Onepaca, and Harold. Shortly after this, while attempting to tame a wolf, Himbo is killed. A space refugee named Diack from an enemy nation crash-lands nearby and is captured by the colony. Himbo is laid to rest in a wooden sarcophagus.

### **Part 3**

Diack joins shortly and then builds a statue commemorating the wedding of Dreeb and Flowers. Later, Onepaca is attacked and killed by a warg. Tupaca comes down with plague while pregnant. New weapons are developed and new rooms are built. A psychite addicted woman named Key crash-lands and is rescued. She attempts to leave after waking up but the colony captures her, making her join them. Tupaca survives the plague and gives birth to Threepaca.

### **Part 4**

A megasloth and buck self-tame and are called Smegmaloth and Bunket respectively. A man crashes nearby and reveals himself to be Dimbo, the father of the late Himbo. Chaos strikes the base, leaving Threepaca dead to a cougar and the colonists fighting manhunting hares. A dozen chickens wander in and make the colony their home. Dimbo joins soon after his capture. Diack, Flowers, Harold and Bunket set out to fulfill a quest and get a Megascreen TV. They purchase a duck and cannot sell Bunket to the town. The new duck dies on the way back during an ambush.

### **Part 5**

A heatwave strikes the colony and rots food. A manhunting dromedary and a raid destroy both turrets protecting the base. Key gets into the raider's Psychite Tea and restarts the withdrawal process and the colonists throw a brief party. A baby alpaca is named Newpaca. Soon after, a cold snap settles in killing most of the crops and a grizzly bear kills a chick.

### **Part 6**

The cold snap ends and a hydroponics bay is planned. Several yorkshire terriers and Borfk join the colony, but the unnamed dogs are killed as they cannot feed them all. A woman is freed from a slaver ship and joins the colony. Her name is Miku. New weapons are built and more helmets are made for a quest.

### **Part 7**

To conserve food for the winter, Bunket is killed and Borfk is sold to a carvan. Dreeb fights a torso infection after a raid. A horse is tamed which is then named Hort. A woman crashes nearby but cannot be saved before succumbing to her wounds.

### **Part 8**

Rats attack the colony but are destroyed by turrets. Plans for an exterior wall are made so raiders only have one entrance. Tupaca gives birth to Chewpaca. Another slave ship passes by and a woman named Ratbor is purchased and freed. A buck self-tames and is promptly killed for food. Flowers gets muscle parasites and the plague at the same time and blight kills many crops outside. Then a cold snap sets in.

### **Part 9**

The hydroponics bay is made larger to grow devilstrand. During a hunt, bison attack the colony, injuring several. Squirt attacks a bison to defend his owners but is promptly killed by the bison. A monkey named Karl is purchased after Squirt's tragic death. Hort is sold to the same ship Karl was purchased from. A raid attacks the colony and one of them is captured for his shooting stats. Despite his age and frail back, he is recruited and named Old. Tupaca gives birth to Alpacachino, adding to the large amount they already have.

### **Part 10**

Diack throws a party which Miku uses to propose to Dimbo. Soon after, Flowers and Old open the Ancient Evil which houses many bugs. The colonists retreat into the base and fight off the bugs. The battle ends with only one injury. More chickens join the colony, including a hen named Nugget. Tupaca becomes pregnant once again. The cryptosleep caskets inside the Ancient Evil are opened and a brief battle commences. One friendly named Karen is rescued and joins the colony after recovering from her wounds. A trade ship sells the colony Squirt 2 and Squirt 3

### **Part 11**

The difficulty is set to medium. A quest to produce tuques is finished and the colony receives a persona core for their efforts. Squirt 3 becomes pregnant. A raid launches on the colony while many of the best fighters are gone to deliver the tuques but the fight goes well for the colony. Tupaca gives birth to Que Paca Neng. An electrical fire kills Injured and burns Smegmaloth. Peace talks with Butora succeed but its not enough to make them friendly. Dimbo and Miku get married during the peace talks. Newpaca is sold to a bulk goods trader.

### **Part 12**

An Unga raid hits the base and one man named Goshawk is captured. Tupaca becomes pregnant right after giving birth. A massive infestation rocks the colony killing many animals. Nugget and the pregnant Tupaca are both killed quickly. Goshawk escapes his cell and attempts to flee but is recaptured. Karl, Chewpaca, Alpacachino, and Que Paca Neng are all injured in the attack. The newly born Que Paca Neng is the only one to survive. Toxic Fallout then hits the base, forcing everyone to stay inside.

### **Part 13**

Goshawk's heart is removed and implanted into Diack when its discovered he has an artery blockage. During the surgery, a defoliator ship crashes outside, further killing the flora. When he wakes, Diack wanders in a daze outside in the fallout due to having been broken up with by Linda briefly before his surgery. The fallout ends soon after. Mortars are fired on the defoliator ship, killing a few mechanoids. A transport pod crashes nearby with Miku's father, Hatsune heavily injured inside. The defoliator ship is destroyed and the mechanoids are killed at the chokehold, with Miku using an EMP launcher to support the colonists.

### **Part 14**

Hatsune joins the colony and pushes Miku to divorce Dimbo. Miku struggles with her emotions after the break up. During a raid, Linda is surrounded and injured but is saved by Ratbor who carries her away after the raiders move on. Miku and Borglar fight several raiders in the hydroponics bay together. After the raid, Miku wanders in sadness for a while until Key convinces her to get a bionic replacement for her heavily scarred arm. Two large raids rips through the base with grenades, setting large portions on fire and prompting rooms to need to be rebuilt entirely. Wild boomalope wander through the base during the raid due to the attackers destroying entire walls.

### **Part 15**

The colony reels from the previous raids with numerous people injured and several building nearly being burnt to the ground. A captured soldier named Anarchist is organ-murdered to replace organs lost during the raids. During another raid, an Unga named Otter is captured and recruited. Miku flirts with Diack and they become lovers. Borglar goes on an insulting spree, causing a social fight and Linda to go briefly catatonic. Hatsune and Miku also have their own mental breaks in response. A warg viscously attacks Que Paca Neng, scratching both of her eyes out, but she survives and gives birth to Alpoggers. Old develops dementia and becomes sick with Malaria so he voluntarily suspends himself in cryptosleep until the situation becomes better.

## Deaths

### People

* Himbo
* Speedy
* Old
* Hatsune

### Pets

* Chico the Chinchilla
* Onepaca
* Threepaca
* Numerous chickens, chicks, roosters, and a duck
* Several yorkshire terriers
* Bunket
* Buck 1
* Squirt
* Injured
* Tupaca
* Nugget
* Karl
* Chewpaca
* Alpacachino
* Alpaca 1
* Cunt
* Boomalope 1
* Squirrel 1

## Trivia

"Rat meat makes good borglars."

"Hey, Dreeb."