Lysander

**Lysander** is a NPC in Feral. They can be found in the Shattered Bay and Lakeroot Valley.

## Description

Lysander is a russet-colored Valkeri with a cream face, black beak, and white eyes. They wear a green shirt with a purple and white collar, and a cyan belt. They have a white sleeve with a purple cuff on their right arm, but not their left.

## Quotes

	+ "STAND-Y FERA!"
		- "STAND-Y fera? Like, the opposite of SIT? SIT-Y fera? Cause there's no chairs?"

Shattered Bay* "Wow, has anyone ever told you you look exactly like that one famous person... oh, what's their name..."
	+ "No, that's not it. It's that one person... from the show. You know, they do that one thing, with the long hat, and the audience always goes 'OOOOOH' and they're all like 'TA-DA!'"
	+ "Oh yeah, I guess so. You guys have the same unpredictable jawline."
* "Man, it's sooooo unfair! I guess the queens aren't stuck in some horrible nightmare or anything, but now all of the sudden, I'M having a horrible nightmares!
	+ "Huh? It's not just me? Thank the Ancestors! Anyway, they start out great, like, I'm at a Flock Ventura concert, and I didn't even forget my ticket, or forget where it was, or forget to go."
	+ "But then, out of nowhere, Queen Aradia shoves Flock Ventura right off the stage! And the song turns into her yelling at me to "Remember!" Doesn't she know how hard I try to remember things, all the time?"
	+ "It always starts out great like, I'm at a Flock Ventura Concert, and I didn't even forget my ticket, or forget where it was, or forget to go."

	+ "He's the Galaxy God of Pop!! There's nothing he can't do, and if he was planetside here on Feral, I bet his vibes could stop the dark forces of Cindernoct in their tracks!"
		- "Sigh... Flock only flocks where he pleases, and he's NEVER been on Feral during Cindernoct... But if I dress up like him, it'll be like basically the same as carrying him around with me, right? Now flock on, friend!"
	+ "Only the Galaxy's God of Pop!! Flock Ventura's glamourous vibes and upbeat tunes could bring any world of chaos into perfect balance... A cosplay isn't a totem, exactly, but if I dress up like him, that's basically like carrying him around with me, right?"
		- "Well, that's what I'm going to believe! Cindernoct is all about believing—all the stuff we do is just to help. We don't really know what might happen, but trying something is better than trying nothing! So, I'm gonna flock on!"

	+ **WAYFARER!**: OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!! Yeah, cause um, that's the big mysterious guy, who like--watches everyone, and is all evil and stuff, and wants winter to like, keep going forever and ever! GOT IT! THANKS!
	+ **WATCHER!**:OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! Yeah, cause um, that's like the big mysterious guy who like, was super nice to everyone a long time ago, and helped make winter end, and like, touched the clouds or whatever. GOT IT! Thanks!
	+ **[Either way]**: OH WHAT?? No it isn't!! ...Oh, wait. Maybe it totally is. Shoot, I really can't remember which one I was thinking of at all... I'll keep thinking on it, see if I can remember...

* "YESSS! I knew it! So you're a fellow fan of the pop star SLASH performance artist SLASH style icon, Flock Ventura? Then you MUST know he's coming to Planet Feral for his big "FLOCK VENTURA WORLD VEN-TOUR-A"."
* "Are you telling me you've NEVER heard of pop star SLASH performance artist SLASH style icon, Flock Ventura? Well now's the time to become a fan, because he's coming here to Planet Feral for a "FLOCK VENTURA WORLD VEN-TOUR-A."
* "RIGHT? Especially if he performs it in that sequined jumpsuit with the flaming coattails, just like in the music video!"
* "WELL, get EXCITED, because rumor has it that he might perform "FOREVER WILD (remix)" in the EXACT sequined jumpsuit he wore in the music video-complete with FLAMING coattails!"
* "...But here's the THING. I'm not so good with dates and times and responsibilities...and I've missed EVERY Flock Ventura show up until now. And I'll FORE SURE miss this one too without your help!"
* "So, every Flockhard knows THREE things to be true about a Flock Ventura show. 1. Flock Ventura will dramatically emerge from a trapdoor AT LEAST ONCE. 2. FLOCK VENTURA will utilize MAXIMUM GLITTER. 3. Flock Ventura will not perform ANYWHERE NEAR blue candy."
* "Unfortunately I've seen blue-colored candy all over Feral-I guess nobody here is a true fan, otherwise they'd know that the coloring they use makes Flock Ventura's throat close up!"
* "We HAVE to destroy this dire threat to pop rock, or Flock Ventura will cancel FOR SURE."
* "UGH, you RULE! I can't believe I'm FINALLY going to see him perform! Like Flock Ventura says in "Forever Wild": "THE SHOW MUST GO ON/ AND ON/ AND ON / AND ON"-well, it repeats like that for a while."
* "Oh!! That's great, you got all the candies... um, that's wonderful!"
* "Well, erm... you're going to laugh-remember when I said I wasn't great with dates or times or appointments? Well... Flock Ventura definitely DID have a tour scheduled...and it WAS written down on the calendar..."
* "But I just remembered it's actually a vintage calendar that I got at the thrift store. I was WONDERING why all the days of the week were off..."
* "I'm so sorry! If it helps, I looked it up and Flock Ventura said he will be doing another tour "eventually!" Not sure how to write that down on my calendar, though..."
* "Here's a little something for all the trouble you went through. Remember, FLOCK ON! Ventura FOREVER!"
* "Next time Flock Ventura has a concert, I'm going to ask those witch sisters in the Sunken Thicket to put a CURSE on me if I don't make it. That way I REALLY can't miss it, no matter what!"
* "...Or did I already try that, and the curse has been keeping me from going to concerts ever since? ...Hmm... I REALLY wish I had a better memory..."

## Trivia

* When spoken to in the Lakeroot Beach rotation of Lakeroot Valley, Lysander will proceed to tell a joke to the player. Once finished the dialogue, the player will earn the Terrible Joke inspiration after interacting with the dark cloud with floating question marks visible near Lysander, as it is stated the joke was 'so bad it started to take form.'
* Lysander wears a small capelet that had originally been green, but was later changed to purple. It is uncertain if the change was a deliberate change of design or correction of a mistake. The green capelet is depicted in the original screenshots attached in the gallery.

## Gallery

Lysander as seen in Lakeroot Valley.Lysander after telling their Terrible Joke.Lysander's location in Shattered Bay.