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HOW I BECAME SLENDERMAN'S PROXY

**HOW I BECAME SLENDERMAN'S PROXY** IS THE FIRST STORY IN THE Mary-Chan No Samurai series.

## IN ITS ENTIRETY

HELLO MY NAM IS MARRIETTA SUZANNA SCHNITZELSTEIN BUT U CAN CALL ME MARY-CHAN EVAN THO I LOK LIKE 17 YEEREE OLDE AMERKAN GURL I AR STORNG FEMAL LEZBIAN JAPANEZE KHARAKTER WE R MASTUR RAYSE LYK HITLER END HIS NOT-SEE BLYND SUPERMISTZ IN JERMANI I LUV ANIMAY AND MANGAR AND CREPYPASTER AND WUN DEI I DESYDED TU SUMON SLENDY-CHAN AND JEFF-CHAN AND TOBY-CHAN AND JACK-CHAN TO LIV IN THEER MYNSHUN IN TEHFORREST AND DEN JACK-CHAN ATED MI KIDNEY AND TOBY0-CHAN DYD WATEVAR TOBY-CHAN DOES AND DEN JEFFREY-CHAN CARVED A GLAZGOE SMYLE END I DYED AND DEN SLENDY-CHAN VORED ME END MY LADY-DIK BECAM EREKT BKUZ I EM VOREFYLE

## REVIEW

kawaii desuuu~~~ this pasta makes me so.... GOOD INSIDE!!

GREAT WRITING. I think it deserves a whopping 9/10, but a pointy-wointy had to be removed due to the fact that you mentioned vore, which is a BIG NO NO!!!! anyway have fuun on your creepypasta adventure <33 -Warestar
Naruto

**Naruto Kamikaze** is the Huzband of Mary-Chan, and the King of the Animes.

## Biography

Naruto's debut is in Mary-Chan Vengeance, where he is in ANIMAY WORLD and marries Mary-Chan, in DA MARY-CHAN BEECH EPISODE he is killed by a Shork, but then resurrected by Ang, and then subsequently corrupted by Chaos from Warhammer 40,000.
Caliph Sulayman el-Rahim

### Relatives

Relatives: Father (Kamaal, dead), Mother (Shazi), Emil (Half-brother), Imaad, Mithridartes, Haidar, Shukri, Yaser, Ziyad (Uncles, all dead except Imaad and Mithridartes)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Dark Brown

Sulayman ibn Kamaal el-Rahim (1235 - ) is the current Caliph. He is the third Caliph to have ruled over the Bariyye and is widely renowned for having crushed the Great Slave Revolt in 1257. While he is generally seen as soft-hearted by his subjects, he continues much of the policies his father Kamaal the Great enacted. He passed some minor reforms on Sarria at Bariyye and uses his authority as Caliph to enforce his ideal version of Sarria. He is incredibly pious and devout, refusing to drink, and often giving alms to his subjects.
Proxies

**Proxies** are various Humans recruited by Slenderman to do his and the Creepypastas bidding. They are treated as expendable, though a rare few, most notably Toby, are promoted to the Creepypastas. Mary Chan attempted to become one, but was eaten by Slendy instead.

## Characteristics

Proxies are predominately 10 to 14 year old Caucasians, approximately 56% are female, there is no standardized dress code, though most wear dark clothes and black hoodies.

## Mansion Dwellers

The **Mansion Dwellers** are elite Proxies that reside in The Mansion and answer directly to Slendy. They guard the Mansion from attackers

## Angels

The **Angels** are even more elite Proxies from the Killing Grounds that are sent as a last resort in the event that the Creepypastas near destruction.
Cleo the Killer

**Cleopatra** is the ghost of the famous Pharaoh. She is an evil spirit who has possessed a young girl named Cleo McLaren.

**Cleo McLaren** is a young girl who serves as her vessel, like Mary Chan, she was a Creepypasta fangirl, though unlike her, didn't believe in them. She was bullied, and so murdered her family and bullies.
Trollpasta Wiki

The **Trollpasta Wiki** is a wiki that is dedicated to bad creepypastas and intentionally terrible creepypastas that was founded in 2011. The earliest iteration of Mary-Chan was authored on that Wiki in 2017, however, it was deleted minutes later. So far, it has gone through at least 3 iterations.

## A (Very Brief) History

The TW was founded in 2011, and was active until FANDOM (back then called Wikia) deleted it in 2018. From there, it migrated to the Creepypasta Staff Training Wiki, which had been abandoned until then. The CSTW was itself closed in 2020, but the TW was reopened on Miraheze, which that link now links to.
Mary-Chan

**Welcome to the Mary-Chan Wiki!**
This is a wiki for Mary-Chan No Samurai, a trilogy of r/shittynosleep stories written by me that expands the lore of MCNS

This Wiki was originally created to document elements that appear in the main series, however, has since expanded to expanding the "franchises" lore.

## Important articles

Mary-Chan No SamuraiHOW I BECAME SLENDERMAN'S PROXYThe Mansion
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Mary-Chan Vengeance

Previously, on Mary-Chan No Samurai: DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

KONICHIWA I AM MARY-CHAN END I PHINITHED KILING ULL KREPYPASTORZ END DEN ONE DEI I FFIND PORTEL TU ANIMAY WURLD END DEN I MET NARUTO-CHAN END WE MARYED (SEA WAT I DID THEERE?) END WE HAD HOTE SECKS AND HADE BABBY TEH END OV DA KRITIKALLY AKLAIMED MANGAR SERIAS SANK YOU VORE REDDING AND HAPPEE VOREING
Mary Chan

Ulfrik Khan

Baby

Animes

***"**HELLO MY NAM IS MARRIETTA SUZANNA SCHNITZELSTEIN BUT U CAN CALL ME MARY-CHAN EVAN THO I LOK LIKE 17 YEEREE OLDE AMERKAN GURL I AR STORNG FEMAL LEZBIAN JAPANEZE KHARAKTER"* Mary in the intro to How I became Slenderman Proxy

**Mary-Chan** is the protagonist and title character of Mary-Chan No Samurai. She is a 17-year-old Vorarephilic

Weeaboo and Creepypasta fan who decided to summon Slenderman in order to live in his mansion, but gets murdered and then vored, and her corpse's Vagina becomes erect somehow.

She was resurrected and trapped in The Mansion's dungeon until she escaped, she later started her own faction, the Kanibalz.

She currently serves as the Kween of da Animez, and Charewomen of da Kanibalz

## Personality

Mary is a Weeaboo with a love for a poorly-understood version of Creepypasta. She is borderline illiterate, as exemplified by her terrible spelling. She is narcissistic, regarding her stories as "THE BEST EVER" because they feature vore.

## Biography

Mary was born in the town of Freibarge, Missery and when she was 6, she visited her grandparents in Kaliforna, she was raised on TV Shows that heavily feature Vore, and as such developed the fetish.

## Trivia

* In spite of describing herself as a Lesbian, she expresses no interest in Women, and marries Naruto at the end of Mary-Chan Vengeance
* Her earliest incarnation was Marrietta Suzanne Shicklegruber
* Her name is a play on Mary-Sue
Diego Brando

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and **Diego**. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* **Diego Brando**: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Part 3 Speedwagon

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
DA MARY-CHAN BEECH EPISODE

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Cult of the Fox-King

The **Cult of the Fox-King** is a secretive Cult that has infiltrated world governments, corporations, and religions, their ultimate goal is to hasten the arrival of the Fox-King.

By all accounts, they are nearly successful, with the United Factions estimating that he will arrive by late 2021 at the latest.

## History

The CFK has been around, in one form or another, since at least 6,000 BC, with the earliest known incarnation being the Fox Food Cult that existed in Africa in the 30,000s BC

## Ideologies

There are two main divisions of CFK, Hanism, which holds that the Fox-King will reshape the universe into his own image, and they will serve as his servants, and Ashimkism, which holds that the Fox-King should be enslaved and used to reshape the Universe in the cult's image. The two beliefs are named after the Cult's first and second oldest Leaders, respectively.
Josuke Higashikata

Josuke is one of the minor characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He is the illegitimate son of Old Joseph™️ and Tomoko Higashikata. He was part of the beginning of the series, waiting for Okuyasu Nijimura in 7/11, but he didn't come, to his dismay. Ever since, he has been a recurring character.

Josuke's stand is Crazy Diamond, which can restore objects (and organisms) to a previous state in their history. It is able to repair damage and heal injuries. It can also revert an item to its components (e.g. a wooden table into lumber). However, this Stand is not without limits: Crazy Diamond can only restore state, not life, hence a lifeless body would still remain dead even after being "fixed" by Crazy Diamond's power. Also, the healing power cannot be used on Josuke himself, or strictly speaking, anything that can be considered a part of his current self, body, or even his own clothes.

## Personality

Josuke is a savvy, confident, and courageous teenager. Friendly and loyal, his amiable personality helps him make friends. However, he takes a hyper-sensitive reaction to comments at all disparaging his hairstyle, getting blind rage and would strike someone who insults his hair.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Great-Grandfather
* Old Joseph™️: Father
* Part 4 Jotaro: Nephew
* Giorno Giovanna: Half-Great-Uncle

### Friends

* Okuyasu Nijimura
* Koichi Hirose

### Enemies

* Crazy Cat Man Kira
* Yoshikage Kira
* Hazardous Monarch
* Hazardous Monarch 2
* Hazardous Monarch 3
* Hazardous Monarch 4
* Hazardous Monarch 5
* Hazardous Monarch 6
* Hazardous Monarch 7
* Iller Queen
* Heavy Breathing Killer Queen
* Killer Queen
* Killa Kween
* Dangerous Princess

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Josuke waits for Okuyasu to arrive in 7/11, but he didn't arrive, much to Josuke's dismay.

### A & W Arc

* Josuke finds Okuyasu in A & W, and they hanged out throughout the arc, while meeting Crinkly Okuyasu, Joshu Higashikata, and heard cat noises, assuming it was Stray Cat.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Josuke appeared as a cameo, greeting his Great-Grandfather, Jonathan in 7/11.

### Club Wars Arc

* Josuke appeared in Tequila Joseph's Club, shocked at how many versions that his dad has. He has been seen with the Josephs when Kylee turned Tequila Joseph's old club into the KKK (Kinky Kylee Kin) club.

### A Greasy BBQ Arc

* Josuke appeared at the beginning of the arc to witness the official opening of Praise the Lard BBQ. He, along with the other citizens, escaped when Grease Pit DIO was revived.

## Trivia

* He tends to say man after most sentences that he has done.
* He has been talking to his stand often.
Not-sees

*Ein Führer, ein Staat, kein Sehvermögen*

The X over a white background symbolizes blindness

Polarnd

Check Republic

Other partz of Yourope

Da Rushens

Da Polez

Da Strayans

The **Not-sees** where a faction of the Mary-Chan universe. They where a group of Blind Supremacists who are a parody of the Nazi Party.

They invaded Polarnd, starting the Secund War of da World
Josephus Divinus VII

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**Joseph Divinus VII** is the current Clocksmith-General of the Adeptus Clockanicus, he is one of the most powerful people in the world.

## Biography

Divinus was born **Jerome Fisker** in 1888, he joined the Adepticus as an Apprentice Mechanic in 1921, he rose through the rank, before succeeding Leopold Steelheart in 1979, he took his name in honour of Joseph Divinus I, the legendary founder of the Adepticus.
Pravenite Civil War (Dec. 1256 - )

Upon returning home from an expedition in Veluca, Hendrick Tevarin was informed that Coen slew 12 of his knights for trespassing. On December 4, he brought Coen to trial in Weiden, which lasted for hours until a messenger brought news that some of Hendrick's men attacked Coen's land, following the orders which Sigismund forged under Hendrick's name. Chaos erupted, resulting in the Massacre of Weiden where over 90 people died, including Bishop Albrecht. Hendrick Tevarin and Coen were at war, and the odds seemed hopeless for Coen. He kidnapped the countess of Weiden, hoping to use her as a bargaining chip, he tried to pay Hendrick off, but Hendrick was determined to destroy Coen. The two sides clashed at Adelscholz, where the Tevarins suffered a decisive defeat as a result of Sigismund's treachery. Hendrick was presumed dead and the very next day, Coen forced the countess to relinquish Weiden, taking it for himself and granting it to his son Adalbert.

On December 20, Sigismund was crowned as king of Praven. He convened his vassals and prepared to launch a campaign against Coen, however this never came to pass. His army remained idle in camp for over a week, waiting for reinforcements when none came.
Holly Kujo

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Holly Kujo is the daughter of Old Joseph and the mother of Jotaro Kujo, with whom she lives in the Kujo Household. She was introduced in a small blurb in which she forcefully moves in with them after what can be assumed to be a nasty divorce.

## Personality

Similarly to her personality in SDC, Holly is an unyielding optimist, much to the dismay of her many cloned sons. She occupies herself by talking to the neighbors and bothering the clones of her son.

## Relationships

### Family

* Old Joseph™️ - father
* Cowboy Jotaro - son
* Kotaro Jujo - son
* Part 4 Jotaro - son
* Crinkly Jotaro - son
* Lardtaro - son

## Trivia

* Even if they're super crusty, Holly enjoys the presence of all clones of her son.
* The Holly bot was created because the people at Pru's work kept calling them "Holly" instead of their real name.
"Kowai" Korey Kroft

**"Kowai" Korey Kroft** is one of Mary-Chan's closest friends, and the unofficial second-in-command of the Kanibalz, though denies being such as the Kanibalz officially don't have a hierarchy.

She acts as the Blue Oni to Mary-Chan's Red Oni.

## Trivia

* "Kowai" is Japanese for "Scared", and could be considered either a misspelling of "Kawaii" or a reference to the Creepypastas, which the Kanibalz claim to have close relations with.
Gordon Ramsay

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Calradic Nations

**Realm:** Calradic Empire

**Ruler:** Imperator Ioannis III Isaurian

**Heir:**

**Succession:** There are no laws on succession. The emperor would designate an heir.

**Ruling Dynasty:** Isaurian

**Religion:** Officially Core Makerism. Orthodox Makerism makes up the vast majority of the population however. Many nomads retain their shamanic beliefs.

**Color:** Dark Purple

**Language:** Kalradikos, Old Calradic

**Culture:** Calradic. There are many peoples along the eastern frontier, such as the Karanids (Karanen), Salgurids (Saluroi), Ohgars, Khalmeks, Uhgars, Khimeks, and Khergits.

**Government:** Feudal Monarchy

**Relationships:**

**Influence:** Byzantine Empire, Greeks

**Description:** The Calradic Empire has suffered an accelerated period of decline in recent years, brought on by incessant civil wars, famine, and most recently a Khergit invasion, the likes of which haven't been seen since nearly two centuries ago.
Halong

"Halong" is the name given to the town where most (if not all) of the events of the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series takes place. The town's name is meant to be a parody of Morioh's "Duwang" mistranslation.

## RP Locations

All locations are listed alphabetically.

* 7/11
* A&W
* Aunt Jemima's Hellhole
* The Bunker
* Funny Valentine's Yard
* Grocery Store
* Home Depot
* Joe Mama's
* Kin Club
* Kira's Cat Shelter
* Kujo Residence
* Party House
* Praise the Lard BBQ
* Tequila Joseph's Club
Baby

**Baby** was a minor character who was the infant daughter of Mary Chan and Naruto, she was the first character in history to be a hybrid of two factions, in her case, Animes and Creepypastas.

She was a vaguely-powerful entity who derived her powers from her father, Naruto. Her only known power was to grant immortality, which she did to Brotney and the Bitches.

She accidentally banished herself to Cotia, and suffers the fate of all babies
Religion

# **The Charisian Religions**

The Charisian religions (Makerism, Sarria, Elandism) currently dominate Calradia, the former two being the biggest religions in the continent, although divided they share many similarities.

## Although divided, they share **common beliefs**:

There is only one creator of the cosmos and one true god of the world.

The creator's first words were, "I MADE SO I AM."

The creator revealed himself and his commands to all men.

Makerism and Sarria are dogmatic religions. Rebellion against the existing clergy is often seen as rebellion against the one god's established authority and foremost servants.

All three religions believe in a similar origin story for the Elandites, who settled in the Garden after making a pact with the creator. The Elandites were a "chosen" people as they were the only people to make a covenant with the creator. The Makerists and Sarrians believe that their own followers are the chosen people.

The Forgiver is seen as divine and as god by the Makerists, considering him to be part of the trinity which makes up the Maker. His apostles wrote down the Old Book. The apostles wrote the Old Book in different chapters and in different languages. The first complete Old Book was only written down decades after the Forgiver's death in Old Calradic.

The Sarrians believe in no trinity, believing in only the One. The Forgiver is considered to be a virtuous man but not divine, the Old Book is considered to be an abomination. The Sarrians believe the apostles took the Forgiver's words out of context or fabricated them entirely. Unlike the Old Book, the Kitab was written by the Prophet himself over the course of his lifetime.

## **Non Charisian Religions**

The smallest religions in Calradia, the non Charisian religions are confined in the north (Old gods) and the east (Khergit Shamanism,Ravinian Shamanism), and greately disliked and hated by the Makerdom, with whom they constantly fight with.
Calradia at War

**Welcome to the Calradia at War Wiki!**

***In the Year of the Maker, 1257....***

Calradia is a continent poised to the north of the world, a land which contains both deserts and tundras, and is settled by dozens of peoples, and is split apart into a patchwork of realms. It is a land of contrasts, where chivalry and brutality exist alike, and where peasant and king strive the same.
Grand Prince Zydrunas Solketi

Anciet Dramish portait of Zydrunas.

### Relatives

Leszek Solketi, Gerwazy Solketi, Ignas Solketi, Laima Solketi, Viktoras Solketi, Leonas Solketi.

### Affiliation

Principality of Dramuvas, Principality of Reyvadin

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown

Zydrunas Solketi was the first born of Grand Prince Ignas Solketi, he was born in Dramuvas and was grown and trained as a commander and a warrior. Upon his father's death he recieved his sword and Dramuvas, this disappointed him, for he was expecting the crown of Reyvadin, but he would respect his wishes.

After a series of hostilities, particularly the removal of Zydrunas' mother Laima at the hands of his brother Gerwazy, Zydrunas marched back to Dramuvas, and after being declared an enemy of Reyvadin, he marched to war against his brother.
Ravninian Nations

**Realm:** Barahsaana

**Ruler:**

**Religion:** Shamanism

**Color:** Gray Blue

**Language:** Chukzek, Khuzak, among others

**Culture:** Chukzek

**Government:** Tribal

**Relationships:** Feud with the Uybaangeks.

**Influence:** Siberians, Eskimos

**Description:** There was a great war in the past, when chaos reigned for many winters and the Khuzaks fell by the thousands. Many of them fled west, while cruel westerners pushed east. The Chukzeks are no strangers to a harsh and unforgiving life and have managed to eek out a life in the far eastern mountains.
Slavery

Slavery used to be far more common in Calradia, but it has become rare in most of Calradia. Still, certain parts of Calradia still uphold slavery on a large scale. This list shows which realms have the most slaves and which have the least.

### Widespread / Nearly Unrestricted

1. Caliphate - Slavery is the most widespread, and arguably the most cruel, in the Caliphate. Despite the slave rebellion, there are still over 5,000,000 slaves. Many of these slaves are castrated, sex slavery is also widely practiced. Gaouraya is regularly raided for slaves.
2. Khergit Khanate - There are slave markets in all major Khergit cities, the Khergits preform slave raids and often enslave conquered peoples.

### Present

3. Durquba - Slavery is still ingrained in Durquba and is practiced mostly by the Sarrians. The massive slave markets which have existed in the city of Durquba in the past have been removed.

4. Yalen - Slaves are often bought from the Caliphate, usually as a workforce.

### Rare

Slavery exists in Rivacheg and Curaw, but it is rare. In Curaw the trade of slaves is banned and slavery is mostly reserved as a punishment. In Rivacheg the slave trade is small, with restrictions in place, and there are laws in place against the cruelty of slaves, sex slavery is also entirely forbidden. Slavery is nonexistent in Sargoth itself, but it continues on in Norskeg in a diminished form, there are no slave markets in place.

### Nonexistent

Slavery is nonexistent in Dhirim, Praven, Veluca, and Reyvadin. It is almost nonexistent in the Calradic Empire and Tihr.
Norsken Makerism

This is a syncretic form of Makerism which is prominent in Norskeg and Alburq. Unlike many heresies, this was largely caused by the ignorance of the local populace and their complete misunderstanding of Corist teachings.

## Information

-The Maker and the Taker are in a constant battle over the world and the fate of the souls within. The Taker is behind the evil in the world and is married to Hel and with her has a son named the Collector. Hel is behind lust and seeks to corrupt the world, she is the Queen of Hell. The Collector is behind death and collects the souls on the Earth, bringing them down to Hell for his father to torment them. There will come a day when the Maker and the people in Heaven will storm into Hell and kill the Taker and his family, those in Hell will either be annihilated or saved.

-The Forgiver's disciples and especially important saints are known as "Jarls" who will lead the Maker's "Hirdsmen" in their battle against the Taker.

-All of the Old Nordic gods are incorporated into this sect. The good gods have been made into saints, while the bad gods are the Taker's minions.

-It is thought that deformities are often caused by an unfaithful woman sleeping with the Collector, siring a corrupted child.

-Ada is often prayed to for fertility.
Nordic Nations

**Realm:** Kingdom of Tihr

**Ruler:** King Magnus Bjarkesson

**Heir:**

**Succession:** Agnatic Primogeniture

**Ruling Dynasty:** House of Harvald

**Religion:** Core Makerism. While not accepted, Nordic paganism persists in Norskeg. Small minority of Balionic pagans in Bjarkesland.

**Color:** Brown

**Language:** Nordic

**Culture:** Tihrite. Norskeg is mostly Werchegian and there are Balionics on Bjarkesland.

**Government:** Feudal Monarchy

**Relationships:** Rivalry with Sargoth

**Influence:** Kingdom of Denmark, Northern Germany, Saxony, Danes

**Realm:** Kingdom of Sargoth

**Ruler:** King Brandr

**Heir:**

**Succession:** Agnatic Cognatic Primogeniture

**Ruling Dynasty:** Destin

**Religion:** Core Makerism. Most of Norskeg is Nordic pagan.

**Color:** Dark Blue

**Language:** Nordic

**Culture:** Sargothian, Werchegian

**Government:** Feudal Monarchy

**Relationships:** Rivalry with Tihr

**Influence:** Kingdom of Sweden, Normandy, Gotland (Wercheg: Norway)
Totally hol horse with boobies

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Part 4 Jotaro

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Gal Narancia

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Sarranid Nations

**Realm:** Bariyyen Caliphate

**Ruler:** Caliph Kamaal el-Rahim

**Heir:** Sulayman ibn Kamaal el-Rahim

**Succession:** Agnatic. There are otherwise no laws on succession, besides that the successor must be related to the Prophet. The Caliph would designate an heir.

**Ruling Dynasty:** el-Rahim

**Religion:** Sahih Sarria. There are Oriental Makerists, Elandites, and many pagan sects which are tolerated.

**Color:** Banana Yellow

**Language:** Standard / Bariyyen Sarranid

**Culture:** Bariyyen. The Caliphate encompasses countless other cultures, including Ahmerradians, Uzkebeks, and Khimeks.

**Government:** Absolute Monarchy

**Relationships:** Several vassal nations with differing levels of autonomy, viewed with animosity by the Calrads.

**Influence:** Persian Empire, Ottoman Empire, Baghdad, Mesopotamia, Arabs

**Realm:** Kingdom of Durquba

**Ruler:** King Samuel el-Kassim

**Heir:**

**Succession:** Agnatic Primogeniture

**Ruling Dynasty:** el-Kassim

**Religion:** Core Makerism. Majority are Sadah Sarrians.

**Color:** Dark Green

**Language:** Durquban Sarranid

**Culture:**

**Government:** Iqta Monarchy
Old Joseph™️

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
FOUH Fighters

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Adeptus clockanicus

The **Adeptus Clockanicus** (Adepticus) is an organization in Amerka that worships and manufactures clockwork technology, it is based in Silcoon Valleey in Sant Fransisko, and has been often referred to as Silcoon Valley. It was formed at an unknown point in the past, and much of its early history has been mythologized, and it is impossible to determine fact from fiction.

## Trivia

* It is a parody of the Adeptus Mechanicus of Warhammer 40K fame.
King Crimson

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Grease Pit DIO

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Grease Pit DIO was the main antagonist of the A&W arc of *milk in the coca cola glass'* lore.

## Personality

Grease Pit DIO is similar to Crusty DIO, albeit more fixated on food. His motives besides getting enough A&W in his greasy maw to his liking are unclear. His mere presence is enough to nauseate everyone around him, besides Lardtaro who merely expresses annoyance at him. He is vulgar and generally uncaring of other people around him.

## History

Grease Pit DIO first appears in the A&W arc, where he is made villain by his presence alone. In the midst of the beginning of a fight, he anticlimactically and suddenly dies by a heart attack while being protected by OVA Polnareff, who was armed and ready to protect him whatever the cost.

In the A Greasy BBQ arc, DIO OVER HEAVEN claims to have revived Grease Pit DIO with his powers of reality rewriting by accident. Whether or not it was intentional is left unanswered. Grease Pit DIO then convinces DIO Over Heaven to write reality so that Lardtaro does not exist. DIO Over Heaven is successful, but at the cost of immense amounts of energy, allegedly due to the combination of Lardtaro's sheer weight and the power of his plot armor. Grease Pit DIO then reunites with OVA Polnareff and the two are overjoyed to see each other.

## Relationships

OVA Polnareff- Although never formally in a relationship, Grease Pit DIO was in a brief fling with OVA Polnareff. We thank the good lord above that he suddenly died before anything could ensue between the two and Toilet.

Everyone Else- enemies.
Annoying Guy

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
King of All Cosmos

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The King of All Cosmos, also known as the King, is an FTM katamari person from the Katamari video game series who is known for for being 3000 feet tall and having the universe's largest bulge. He gave birth to and is the father of Katamari, who is also his stand, and is the husband of Biggie Milkie Katamarie Mommie.

## Personality

The King appears lazy and will often get his son to do important things for him. Often times, the King will be scavenging for food or courting his wife with goofy displays of affection. With few inhibitions and fewer enemies to challenge him, The King of All Cosmos openly admits his feelings when he wants and does what he wants, and is quite proud of himself. Despite his destructive potential and arrogance, he sees himself as more of a pacifist. He often gets very frustrated at his father forexposing his past as a female or for just being a general nuisance, during which time his wife will have to calm him down.

## Relationships

### Family

* Katamari (Son and Stand)
* Biggie Milkie Katamarie Mommie (Wife)
* P A P A (Father)