Judge, Yuri & Executioner

WWA Judge, Yuri & Executioner was as professional wrestling event being hosted by the Waifu Wrestling Alliance under the jurisdiction of P.U.S.S.Y (Peoples United Security Service for You). It was the sixth major event in the promotion's history.

## Background

### Production

**Relevant Article :** Waifu Wrestling Alliance

The Waifu Wrestling Alliance formed in early 2023 and reached near immediate major popularity. To date, they have held a streak of consecutive successful events both major and minor in stature. Shortly after the case of former WWA World Champion, Skelly Skelly being struck by a truck, the ever-piling controversies proved too much and the Peoples United Security Service for You (or P.U.S.S.Y when anagrammed) decided to step in and placed the Waifu Wrestling Alliance officially under audit. This led to layoffs on both the business and talent sides of the company as well as several severe investigations into the more criminally inclined members of the company. Several weeks into the audit P.U.S.S.Y announced their intent to host an event alongside the promotion in order to put an official end to the audit and trial the investigated on their own terms.

### Storylines

Hardcore division mainstay Ava Mortis won a 4-women gauntlet to recapture the Hardcore Championship, making her the first 2-time champion in WWA history. Now she faces the challenge of defending her title against Cassie Maverick in this opening match. Maverick defeated Nefertiti in a #1 contenders extreme rules match to earn her shot at the title, showing that she isn't afraid of a little weapons-based action. But Ava won't give up her title easily, especially not to, in her words, a "grubby little hillbilly", and she's never been known to show mercy in her matches before. Can Cassie Maverick take the belt and prove herself to truly be hardcore, or will the bloody reign of Ava Mortis continue?

The enigmatic and unhinged Adjudicator Samara has been tasked with carrying out the will of the Auditors prior to Judge, Yuri, and Executioner. To that end, she has taken the lead in an investigation. When Onigiri sent her literal slime-ball friend, Slimefren, into the WWA Headquarters ventilation system for some reconnaisance and sabotage, Samara made it a mission to stalk him and track him down. Now Slimefren is still in limbo, free of Samara's clutches for the moment but unable to return to Onigiri, and the two women will meet in the ring. Will Onigiri continue her PWE hot streak with another victory against the Adjudicator, or will the Wild Card be folded as another casualty in the Auditors' crusade? What role will Slimefren play, if any? The loser of this match WILL be slimed, so somebody will be in a sticky situation before the night is up!

The auditors had demanded an 8-Women Battle Royal for entertainment purposes, with the competitors being Jersey Devil, Dia Mond, Kelly DiVanna, TRIN-NITY, Nico, Raging Red, Kuro Noire II, and a mystery entrant...

When the auditors first came onto the scene, Neith was one of the victims of their new regime. After being (wrongfully?) deported alongside fellow Pride member TRIN-NITY, the two fought their way back and have so far eluded capture. Getting fed up with this, P.U.S.S.Y decided to offer rewards for bringing those who escaped their grasp back in. Neith's contract was answered by newcomer Ciel du Grenouille, who inserted herself into a match with her target and Surfer Girl. Angry at this, Neith has challenged the newcomer to a No Holds Barred Match in order to make her pay for her actions.

In the Main Event of our Night 1 of WWA's Judge, Yuri & Executioner, the Intercontinental Title will be on the line between two women not unfamiliar with holding championship gold. In one corner, the challenger, former IC Champion and still record holder for it's defences, Ash Romero. In the other, the current champion, and currently tied for the longest reign, Mighty Milf. It seems that during a chance encounter in the Night Villa, the two came face to face, where it seems that the champion Mighty Milf took offense to some of Romero's actions in the past, namely the abandonment of the WWA, only to come back later. A tag team match was made between them and the feuding duo of Karna and Sola Fire in which the 'rookies' were victorious. Some choice words have been made by both Ash Romero and Mighty Milf afterwards and it seems that this battle has become more then just seeing who is the best Will the WWA know it's first 2 time Intercontinental champion in Ash Romero, or will Mighty Milf set a record as the longest reigning WWA Intercontinel champ?

Several weeks ago, a poorly worded text message from Sola Fire to one half of the WWA Tag Team Champions, Mare Equine, led to a singles contest between Sola and Mare's stablemate, Karna. The exciting back-and-forth showcase ended in a time limit draw, which neither competitor was happy with. Karna issued the challenge for a 2-out-of-3 Falls match here at JYE, and while Sola did not give an immediate answer, after a brief period to think of her response and deal with some personal issues, Sola accepted and the match was made official. Soon after, at the now infamous Night Villa party, the gauntlet was throw down for Karna and Sola to face Mighty Milf and Ash Romero in a tag team contest. In what many are regarding as one of the biggest upsets in recent memory, it was Karna who earned the pinfall victory over the Intercontinental Champion despite the opinion of many that Sola did the majority of the work. These two youngsters meet now for only the second time, and must pin or make the other tap out not once but twice in one match in order to claim victory.

Warhorse has been on an all-time successful run in the Waiful Wrestling Alliance since the return of C.A.M.O. from death itself, first winning the WWA World Tag Team Titles when C.A.M.O. and Mare Equine defeated the Tropical Lovers and Bubblegum Crisis in a three-way championship match, then fending off a title challenge by Immaculate Connection with a decisive victory at Clash in the Kingdom. Eager to find the strongest competition for Judge, Yuri, and Executioner, they put out a challenge to a four-way match known as the Tag Team Derby, with the winner receiving a shot at Warhorse's WWA World Tag Team Titles at Judge, Yuri, and Executioner. The newly christened Birds of Prey, the tag team of Robyn McDaid and Andi Kestrel, defeated three other teams in the Tag Team Derby to earn this honor, and though their time as a tag team has been short, they are presently undefeated as a pairing. Can Warhorse continue to set the standard with another big victory for their successful reign atop a bustling and competitive WWA tag team division, or will the Birds of Prey soar to ever greater heights with a victory and the WWA World Tag Team Titles?

When Miss USA's feud with Colby Jefferson led to her crashing Colby's birthday which was being held in the Divine Mansion, WWA World Champion Priscilla Divine found herself drawn into the conflict. Miss USA's actions on that day resulted in damage to the mansion and the destruction of Lamborghinis belonging to the Divine Angels, and ended with her being dragged to the dungeon, tortured and buried alive in a coffin. Miss USA later emerged again to crash an encounter between Priscilla Divine and Gemma Stone, after the latter earned a title shot by winning the Divine Trials. While Priscilla successfully defended her title against Stone, Miss USA defeated and brutalised Lightning Nika, who as the only Angel available was sent to face Miss USA after she challenged the Angels to a match. Miss USA continued her campaign with a defeat by submission to Colby Jefferson, and in an effort to get Priscilla's attention following the loss, kidnapped Nikki Kade from a party she was attending. Eager to teach Miss USA a lesson, Priscilla agreed to face her and later requested the match be given a no holds barred stipulation, ensuring a violent encounter.

Whilst the audit was ongoing, P.U.S.S.Y made their intentions clear, rather than just exposing the corrupt of the Waifu Wrestling Alliance, they aimed to use the justification of an investigation as the proxy for their true goal, a coup d'état of the company and specifically, it's acting CEO Spaghetti Dog. Positioning DOG (a similarly intelligent animal, this time a Goat owned by LILLITH) as the possible replacement for the pasta loving canine. However, whilst they had the paperwork in order, the faithful WWA fans and the waifus particularly associated with Spaghetti Dog, were hardly going to let them seize the company on a technicality. So, in order to placate the fans and wrestlers, they decided to defeat them on their own turf, declaring a Dog Fight Match (War Games) for the control of the company, eight waifus enter, one animal leaves the WWA CEO. Cassie Kade and Kasumi O'Brian were persuaded to join the side of the auditors due to the promise of wish fulfillment for the members of The Widowmaker Society, though Cassie herself also joined out of an agreement to ignore her illegal business (particularly the distribution of the drug Obsidian Rush) and P.U.S.S.Y promising to exempt her sister, Nikki Kade from their investigation. An act of sibling selflessness that blew up in her face when Nikki declared for the opposing team and against her own flesh and blood. On Nikki's side are "La Jefa" Raquel Durango, Steeli Yastuffi and Yokoko Zuna, all three of whom became high interest targets for P.U.S.S.Y to take down and have removed from the Waifu Wrestling Alliance for good. Durango was imprisoned and swore a debt to Spaghetti Dog when he helped guide her to escape from the WWA Headquarters. The latter two formed a bizarre union/alliance when Zuna was rescued by Yastuffi whilst pursued and injured by dozens of P.U.S.S.Y agents. Nikki Kade, Raquel Durango, Steeli Yastuffi and Yokoko Zuna, four of the Waifu Wrestling Alliance's most sinister, devious and despised become it's sworn protectors. Against them, joining The Widowmaker Society are Holly Hope-Again and Winter Girl, two who, for the most part, the match is more about business than personal affairs. Holly was voted as the definitive company fan favourite some time back and Winter Girl was beloved by all during her initial run as WWA Intercontinental Champion, though now the two have fallen on hard times, used by both the Auditors and the WWA Execs, they consistently struggle to meet the expectations of the fans, the company and their friends. Given the chance at redemption, they find they must condemn Spaghetti Dog and perhaps the very fans that initially backed them, in order to climb their way back up the WWA ladder. Whoever comes out top at the end of Judge, Yuri & Executioner, the WWA may never be the same again.

## Event

### Preliminary Matches

In the opening match of the show, WWA Hardcore Champion, Ava Mortis looked to defend her championship against the upcoming star, Cassie Maverick. The champion looked to slow Maverick's runaway train of momentum in a hellacious match, dubbed the "Stavanger Street Brawl" which, to it's namesake, took on the form of a street fight much more than a wrestling match as the two spent the majority of the match trading vicious blows and slams on the exposed hard floor of the entryway. Both women performed an array of mounted punches on one another, submissions and other brutalities before surprisingly, at around the eighteen minute mark, Champion Ava Mortis was the one to finally retreat towards the ring, not to enter it though, no, Ava seemed to be aiming for a devastating usage of a ladder to finish Maverick off but the Hardcore Nord was distracted by her machinations for long enough that America's Beloved Cowgirl blindsided her with a blow to the back of the skull, threw her into the ring and planted the champ with *Cassie's Cutter*. Miraculously despite all the punishment, Ava kicked out but Maverick immediately picked her up and landed another *Cassie's Cutter* for the win and to continue her momentum by becoming the WWA Hardcore Champion.

In the second match of the show, Onigiri looked to defy the face of the audit herself, Adjudicator Samara in a match where the loser would be covered in slime from head to toe. If Onigiri won she would cover Samara with slime from her willing friend Slimefren but if Samara won, she promised to "bathe Onigiri in the entrails of her friend". The match started hot and heavy with the Adjudicator taking control for most of the match, showing her power and resourcefulness. Onigiri would begin to fire back but a mistimed dive to the outside saw her head collide with the floor, allowing Samara to dominate, hitting two sunset flip powerbombs yet the Demon Girl from Japan refused to stay down, with not one but two huge kick outs. After ten minutes of near continuous beatdown, the tide began to turn again with Onigiri firing back and planting Adjudicator Samara with her own *Siren's Call* powerbomb, yet the cumulative damage accumulated on Samara was not enough to that point and she soon recovered before finishing Onigiri off with a running sunset flip powerbomb to secure the win and confirm Slimefren's fate. Post match, slimed rained down from the sky and coated both Onigiri and Adjudicator Samara (who forgot to leave the ring), using up nearly all of Slimefren's slime, however a small piece of the sentient goo survived and managed to escape whilst the two competitors slipped and slided all over the ring.

Following an intensive clean-up, the third match took place, the Under Audit/Budget Battle Royale that saw eight waifus enter the ring with the aim of being the last one remaining inside the squared circle. Kelly DiVanna would be the first to go as she looked to establish her prestige and validate her ego by eliminating Jersey Devil but was reversed and sent flying by her own momentum. Raging Red, the smallest competitor, would soon follow as she valiantly tried to fight off the much larger Nico but couldn't hold to the bottom rope and survive. A small moment of reprieve was soon ended when Kuro Noire II and Jersey Devil were sent to the showers, the prior trying her best to fight off TRN-NITY but couldn't overcome the tallest in the ring and then Jersey Devil followed after a great showing of defying the big girls. Four remained, four big ladies. Dia Mond would be the first of the giants to leave as she would be sent careening by Mrs. Storm, the penguins loved that one. A period of brawling ensued as none of the remaining three wanted to give way. Finally, TRIN-NITY was pounced over the top by Mrs. Storm before Nico capitalized and sent Storm to join her and win the match.

In the fourth match, exciting new signing Ciel du Grenouille faced off against Neith in the prior's WWA Pay-Per-View debut. The women would initially start the match as a display of basic wrestling but soon dropped the pretenses and brawled to and on the outside. Before long a bat was used to particularly devastating effect from Neith who slammed the metal instrument twice onto Ciel's most sensitive area. She would soon retaliate against the mutilation of her lady parts by introducing a chair to the mix and clobbering the Huntress multiple times with it. They would go on to trade big moves for several minutes until a frustrated du Grenouille brought a Singapore cane into the ring and proceeded to cane Neith across the breast, a stinging shot that somehow kept her down for the three. After the match, Neith was interviewed backstage by Hugh Mann where, disgraced by her failure in the match, demanded a confrontation with "The Orc".

The fifth match saw a clash of the current WWA Intercontinental Champion Mighty MILF versus a prior WWA Intercontinental Champion in Ash Romero, who never officially lost the championship due to her desire to enter a hiatus forcing her to previously vacate the title. The two WWA originals traded bombs with Mighty in particular surprising with a brutal springboard poison rana and diving meteora to the outside, perhaps in desire to show Romero that she can work to the style of the high intensity Japanese that the Argentine was used to. Romero opted to fire back with a surprise *Pikes Peak* that caught everyone in the arena completely off guard but couldn't keep the champion down for good, she'd follow up with a spinning emphatic uranage yet still couldn't find the three. Whilst the Poison Queen was running out of options, Mighty MILF was ready to dish out the punishment, releasing an onslaught of moves onto Romero that included multiple Octopus Stretches, spinning neckbreakers, a a new variant of the *Not Bad, Just Disappointed* lariat. Romero found someway to survive minutes of ruthless, devastating maneuvers and just when you thought she might get a little reprieve, Mighty Milf flattened Ash Romero with a running big boot straight to the jaw bone in order to win the match and make her the undisputed, definitive WWA Intercontinental Champion.

### Main Event Matches

Starting the closing stretch of the show was the sixth match of the night, looking to conclude the intense rivalry between Sola Fire and Karna, two girls who whilst aren't towards the top of the Waifu Wrestling Alliance hierarchy, have won considerable favor with the crowds and earned notable ire with each other. Looking to finish their rivalry as heated as it started, the two entered into a heavy exchange of moves and close calls. After multiple kick outs from both competitors, it would be Karna to earn the first point in controversial fashion, fighting Sola on the outside until the count of 9, at which time she hastily dashed into the ring and accepted her first point by count out. Sola would not be deterred however and decided to forge in just as she started, entering another combo of taking and dishing out big moves until finally, after many near falls, she managed to put Karna down with the *Blinded by the Light* to tie up the score. Unfortunately for her however, she seemingly spent all of her energy to claw her way back from the initial fall back as not too long after, Karna managed to finish off a spent and exhausted Sola Fire to seize the close 2-1 victory.

In the seventh match of the show, the WWA World Tag Team Champions, Warhorse, C.A.M.O. & Mare Equine looked to follow up on the success of their friend Karna by defending their titles against Birds of Prey, the massive underdogs that are Andi Kestrel & Robyn McDaid. The match played out as one of two halves, with C.A.M.O and McDaid being the damage dealers of the two teams and Kestrel and Equine supplying support. Both teams were extremely wary of the damage sustained by their teammates, making sure to nigh instantly break up any pin attempts. Initially Warhorse looked to isolate and damage Kestrel, even assaulting her when she was directly involved in the match but McDaid managed to get into the match after a period of abuse on her teammate and dealt equal punishment upon Mare Equine. Unlike the pinfall attempts, McDaid seemed to have the game plan of submitting Mare Equine and Kestrel would be quick to leap at C.A.M.O in order to try and prevent the rescue, a plan that to the shock and awe of everyone watching managed to pay off as even though Equine had survived a few already, one more STF Clutch from McDaid proved too much and before C.A.M.O could come in for the save, the Horse Girl tapped out, making the Birds of Prey the surprising new WWA World Tag Team Champions.

In the semi-main event of the night, the WWA World Championship was on the line as defending champion Priscilla Divine looked to not only defend her title but defeat that which had been plaguing her Divine Angels for months, the bizarre and intimidating Miss USA. Divine initially used her wrestling cunning to try and work Miss USA down as quick as possible but strangeness was afoot as the patriot didn't seemed too fazed. The match quickly turned and Divine took advantage of the stipulation to use a baseball bat to dish out some damage, which she soon received in kind. Once more, Priscilla vacated the ring and fetched a table but Miss USA refused to allow her to use the furniture to her advantage. A barrage of big moves followed and despite counters and ring talent, Priscilla Divine was seemingly being slowly overwhelmed by her opponent. The champion locked in her *Divine Judgement* but escape was nigh instantaneous, Miss USA planted the champion with some big moves, culminating with *Pax Americana* but Divine refused to surrender the gold. The visage of an terror painted on Miss USA's face seemed to vanish for the first time in the match as she now looked for the comfort of a weapon, a hockey stick however by forfeiting her game plan, she seemingly forfeited the match as Divine was not too fazed by the reaching for the weapon and soon brought Miss USA back into the ring and locked into a second *Divine Judgement*, allowing her to claim victory against possibly her toughest challenge yet.

The Main Event began. A match to decide the future of the Waifu Wrestling Alliance. Per the rules of the match, only two girls started in the ring, the two lady lords of the underground, Cassie Kade for Team DOG and "La Jefa" Raquel Durango for Team Spaghetti Dog, the two badass broads fought evenly in the open exchanges of the match until it was time for the next competitor, Nikki Kade came out to turn the tides against her own flesh and blood. Cassie didn't seem too interested in fighting her sister initially but Nikki soon forced her hand when she repeatedly attacked her and the two sisters fought. Helping out the vanguard for Team DOG was the next competitor, Holly Hope-Again who decided to introduce weapons into the mix in the form of a stop sign, though Nikki and La Jefa worked well to fend her off, eventually Hope-Again and Cassie took control of the match. Just in time for the next competitor to emerge, Steeli Yastuffi, who would engage Holly in a separate ring, allowing Durango and Nikki to pick off the other Kade, the younger sister seemed furious with her older sister and caned her repeatedly as we waited for the next competitor, Kasumi O'Brian of The Widowmaker Society and Team DOG, Kasumi would immediately come to the help of her stablemate Cassie, ignoring the plight of Holly Hope-Again who was now facing down both Yastuffi and Nikki. Finally, the last member of each teams began to come out, first of which was Yokoko Zuna, the martial artist targeted both Cassie and Kasumi, seemingly taking umbrage/interest in The Widowmaker Society. Soon to follow was Winter Girl for Team DOG, who bizarrely didn't seem to want to actually involve herself in the match until she was forced to by someone picking a fight with her. With everyone in the ring, the match officially started and the bell rang to signal the ability to pin and submit opponents, chaos soon followed as each girl chose a dancing partner and fought away. Cassie Kade and Hope-Again for some reason seemed to agree on climbing the cave and diving, whilst Hope-Again was successful, Cassie took a nasty fall as Yokoko Zuna dodged her attempt. Team DOG looked to take control with massive close calls on both Nikki Kade and La Jefa who both had to kick out at the last second, miscommunication between Team Spaghetti Dog soon arose when Yokoko Zuna's seemingly surefire attempt at finishing off Hope-Again was interrupted by Durango. The match seemed uncertain and no one thrives in uncertainty quite like Steeli Yastuffi who, recognizing that she had a rare moment alone with Holly Hope-Again stole not only the pinfall but the victory and WWA away from Team DOG and the auditors, insuring that the future of the WWA was the past, with Spaghetti Dog at the helm.

## Match Card

* **(c)** – refers to the champion(s) heading into the match