Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 18: 1995 Calladega 500

Eugene Carbureski flips Ken Schrader.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: So, Chick! Enjoy you're retirement!

Chick Hicks: UGH!

Dale Earnhardt: That's right! You're the worst racer!

(qualifying)

Ken Squier: Ok! You're qualifying in 3rd place!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I may win this race!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 17)

Ken Squier: It's lap 17! Eugene Carburaski in the lead with Wonder Boy, Jeff Gorvette in 2nd place!

Ned Carrett: And Eugene Carburaski is that mean pinkcar! Gorvette's trying to take the lead from him!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside of the 36!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh yeah! He's that mean pink car! (goes into the insie)

Eugene Carburaski: What did you call me? (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: And Carburaski doen't want to get passed by him!

Pinkie: Yeah! I agree with you Ned that Eugene's that mean pink car!

Ned Carrett: I know you do, Pinkie!

Eugene Carburaski: HA HA HA! YOU'LL NEVER PASS ME!

Jeff Gorvette: I'll show you!

Spike: Now Carburaski speeds up again and and so was Jeff Gorvette and they're entering turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Hopefully, Jeff Gorvette does a bump-n-run on Carburaski!

Jeff Gorvette: SCREW YOU! (does a bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski! And takes the lead!

Eugene Carburaski: UGH! YOU SUCK!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette holds the lead from Eugene Carburaski and will complete lap number 17! It's lap 18! Jeff Gorvette in the lead with Eugene Carburaski in 2nd, and the Intiminator, Dale Earnhardt in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Eugene Carburaski trying to take the lead back, but I don't think Jeff Gorvette will let him!

Spike: Gorvette blocks Carburaski so manny times and Carburaski is that mean pink car!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is a nicer car, and they're now entering turn 3! Eugene Carburaski, that mean pink car still trying to pass back!

Eugene Carburaski: HA! THIS IS IT! YOU'RE UGLY RAINBOW IS COMMING TO AN END! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburaski does the bump-n-run and has the lead back!

Jeff Gorvette: DON'T DO THIS BACK TO ME! YOU'RE UGLY!

Eugene Carburaski: HA HA HA HA!

Ned Carrett: That mean pink car has the lead again!

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburaski will lead lap 18!

(lap 25)

Ken Squier: It's lap 25! Dale Earnhardt is in the lead! Fallowed by Jeff Gorvette, and that mean pink car, Eugene Carburaski!

Spike: Yeah! We agree that Carburaski is that mean pink car!

Pinkie" He's trying to take 2nd away from Jeff Gorvette but Gorvette holds him!

Ned Carrett: Now he gives Dale Earnhardt a push!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is about to take the lead again, as they're coming to turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Earnhardt wrecks some cars but he's nice to Jeff Gorvette!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside of the number 3 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette goes by Dale Earnhardt and takes the lead!

Pinkie: Now Dale Earnhardt gives him a push as they're trying to get away from the 36 car, Eugene Carburaski!

Ken Squier: Gorvette leads with Earnhardt 2nd and Carburaski in 3rd, as Jeff leads lap 25!

(lap 48)

Ken Squier: It's now lap 48! Jeff Gorvette is in the lead! And Bill Racelott is up to 2nd!

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt in 3rd and the rookie, Rowley Boltstrike up to 4th!

Spike: And now Rowley Boltstrike goes by Earnhardt and takes 3rd position away!

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette is still the leader while Bill Racelott begins to draft on Jeff Gorvette and they're now entering turn 3!

Ken Squier: Bill Racelott has never won a race this season!

Gask-its crew cheif: Go to the inside of the 24!

Bill Raceott: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Bill Racelott passes Jeff Gorvette on the inside, and takes the lead from him!

Ken Squier: Rowley Boltstrike gives Jeff Gorvette a push, as Bill Racelott leads lap 48! It's lap 49! Bill Racelott is the new leader this race! Jeff Gorvette in 2nd, Rowley Boltstrike in 3rd, and Dale Earnhardt in 4th!

Ned Carrett: And Dale Earnhardt's known as the Intiminator! He and Jeff Gorvette are friends with eatch other!

OOR crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Rowley Boltstrike: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Now rookie Rowley Boltstrike goes by Jeff Gorvette, while Dale Earnhardt gives Boltstrike a big push for them to pass Bill Racelott!

Ken Squier: They're now entering turn 3! Rowley Boltstrike and Dale Earnhardt draft on Bill Racelott!

OOR crew cheif: Now inside of the number 9 car!

Rowley Boltstrike: Yes! Indead! (passes Bill Racelott)

Ned Carrett: Now Rowley Boltstrike passes Bill Racelott and takes the lead!

Dale Earnhardt: I'm gonna give this rookie a push! (pushes Rowley Boltstrike)

Ken Squier: Rowley Boltstrike leading wile Dale Earnhardt gives him a push and they're in 1st and 2nd! Rowley Boltstrike leads lap 49! We're now at lap 50! Rowley Boltstrike in the lead! His teammate, and the Intiminator, Dale Earnhardt in 2nd, Bill Racelott aka Awsome Bill in 3rd, and Jeff Gorvette aka the Wonder Boy in 4th!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette goes by Bill Racelott! He's about to take the lead again!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette is now behind Dale Earnhardt, and Rowley Boltstrike is still the leader!

Pinkie: Rowley has been very good this season getting his 1st win that season, and he's looking for his 3rd career win!

Ken Squier: And Jeff Gorvette is acctully younger than Rowley Boltstrike! Jeff is 23 while Rowley is 29! Now Boltstrike leads lap 50! Now, it's lap 51! Rowley Boltstrike in the lead with the Intiminatoe, Dale Earnhardt in 2nd, and the Wonder Boy, Jeff Gorvette in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette trying to get by Dale Earnhardt, but Earnhardt's busy pushing Rowley Boltstrike!

Spike: This could make sense that Jeff would draft on Earnhardt!

Ray Reverham: Go high of the 3 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Ken Squier: Now Jeff Gorvette passes Dale Earnhardt on the outside as Rowley Boltstrike enters turn 3!

Ray Reverham: Now go low of the 30 car!

Jeff Gorvette: OK! Time for the lead again! (passes Rowley Boltstrike)

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette passes Rowley Boltstrike on the inside, and takes the lead!

Pinkie: Now Dale Earnhardt will pass Rowley on the inside too! As Jeff Gorvette holds him to the start/finish line and will lead lap 51!

(lap 84)

Ken Squier: They're entering to turn 3! Dale Earnhardt still drafting on Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: And Earnhardt trying to take the lead!

GM Goodwrench: Go to the inside of the 24 car!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Now Dale Earnhardt takes the lead from Jeff Gorvette!

Ray Reverham: You have to give Dale Earnhardt a push!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (pushes Dale Earnhardt)

Spike: Now Dale Earnhardt will begin to push Jeff Gorvete! As Jeff Gorvette will complete lap 84!

Ken Squier: It's lap 85! Dale Earnhardt in the lead with Jeff Gorvette drafting behind him!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette still giving Earnhardt a push as they're good friends each other!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead but Earnhardt holds him as they're entering turn 3!

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette is proply a faster car than Earnhardt is!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside of the 3 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Time to get back in the lead! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes him and takes the lead!

Dale Earnhardt: I must give Jeff Gorvette a push!

Pinkie: Now Dale Earnhardt gives Jeff Gorvette a push! As Jeff Gorvette leads lap 85!

(lap 98)

Ken Squier: It's lap 98! Jeff Gorvette still leads with that man green car, Chick Hicks in 2nd, and Alloy Wilson in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks trying to take the lead from Jeff Gorvette! Chick was back from suspension last race and caused a big crash on lap 21 that race!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! TIME TO PASS YOU!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU'RE A WORSE CAR THAN EUGENE CARBURASKI! (blocks Chick Hicks)

Spike: Chick Hicks trying to make a pass but Jeff Gorvette luckly blocks him!

Pinkie: Jeff doesn't want to be passed by Chick hicks, and now they're entering turn 3! Jeff holding the lead from the mean green car, Chick Hicks!

Chick Hicks: THAT'S ENOUGH FOR YOU! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: OH NO! (gets passed by Alloy Wilson)

Spike: Oh no! Chick Hicks does the bump-n-run and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks is that mean green car! And His rival is Kyle Trackson who's of course, Anti Chick Hicks! Now, he leads lap 98! It's now lap 99! Chick Hicks is that mean green car and is in the lead! Alloy Wilson in 2nd and Jeff Gorvette in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Alloy Wilson trying to get by that mean green car and Jeff Gorvette drafts on him!

Jeff Gorvette: Come on, Alloy Wilson! You can beat that mean green car! (pushes Alloy Wilson)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette now gives Alloy Wilson as Wilson trying to go by Chick Hicks!

Alloy Wilson: TIME FOR A PASS!

Chick Hicks: NO SURE! (blocks Alloy Wilson)

Ned Carrett: Oh and Chick Hicks gets a great block on him, and they're now entering turn 3!

Ken Squier: Alloy Wilson trying to win for his sponsor, PlayStation!

Alloy Wilson: SCREW YOU MEAN GREEN CAR! (does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: YOU SUCK, ALLOY WILSON!

Ned Carrett: Alloy Wilson has done the bump-n-run and takes the lead away from that mean green car!

Ken Squier: Alloy Wilson leads lap 99! It's lap 100! Alloy Wilson in the lead with Jeff Gorvette drafting behind him! That mean green car Chick Hicks running in 3rd right now!

Pinkie: I hope that mean green car, Chick Hicks doesn't take the lead again!

Chick Hicks: I NEED TO TAKE THE LEAD BACK!

Jeff Gorvette: NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! (blocks Chick Hicks)

Spike: Chick Hicks trying to take 2nd away but Jeff Gorvette gets a good block and they're entering turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Chick is that mean green car! And he surrently wrecks other cars!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 78 car!

Jeff Gorvette; You bet! (passes Alloy Wilson)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes Alloy Wilson and takes the lead from him!

Alloy Wilson: Go! Keep the lead while I block that mean green car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 100!

(lap 127)

Ken Squier: We're now at lap 127! Jeff Gorvette keeps this lead will Alloy Wilson in 2nd, and Dale Earnhardt in 3rd!

Dale Earnhardt: I'm gonna bump the 78 car out of the way! (does a bump-n-run on Alloy WIlson)

Ned Carrett: Now Dale Earnhardt does a bump-n-run on Alloy Wilson, and takes 2nd away!

Spike: Meanwhile, Eugene Carburaski gives Chick Hicks a push to get by these two, but I don't think it would happen this lap!

Pinkie: Eugene and Chick are both mean cars!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt now behind Jeff Gorvette as they approch turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt trying to pass him on the insdie!

GM Goodwrench: Go to the inside!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Now he does! Earmnhardt takes the lead once again!

Jeff Gorvette: Earnhardt, it's you again! Time for a push! (pushes Dale Earnhardt)

Dale Earnhardt: Oh yeah! Give me a big push!

Ken Suqier: Dale Earnhardt gets a great push from Jeff Gorvette and will lead lap 127! It's lap 128! Dale Earnhardt leads this pack with his friend, and the Wonder Boy, Jeff Gorvette behind him!

Ned Carrett: Now Eugene Carburaski goes by his teammate, Chick Hicks from taking 4th position!

Chick Hicks: All right, Carburaski! Go to the lead! (pushes Eugene Carburaski)

Chick and Eugene: HA HA HA HA HA!

Spike: Now Chick Hicks gives him a push as they're finding a way to take the lead, but I hate this!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt still leading and coming to turn 3!

Eugene Carburaski: SCREW YOU ALLOY WILSON! (passes Alloy WIlson)

Alloy Wilson: NO! THIS IS NOT FAIR! (gets passed by Chick Hicks)

Ned Carrett: And Eugene Carburaski, that mean pink car goes by Alloy Wilson in the inside, while that mean green car, Chick Hicks giving him a push!

Spike: I hate this man! I really do!

Ken Squier: They're now drafting on Jeff Gorvette, but I don't think they'll pass him, as Dale Earnhardt holds Gorvette out front and completes lap 128! It's lap 129! Dale Earnhardt is still in the lead! Fallowed by Jeff Gorvette, Eugene Carburaski, Chick Hicks and Alloy WIlson!

Ned Carrett: Eugene Carburaski is now going by Jeff Gorvette, and now he takes 2nd away!

Spike: He's now gonna challange Dale Earnhardt! Chick Hicks, the mean green car still gives him a push!

Chick Hicks: HA! TAKE THE LEAD NOW!

Eugene CarburaskI: Screw you Dale Earnhardt!

Dale Earnhardt: NO! You're that mean pink car! (blocks Eugene Carburaski\_

Pinkie: Eugene Carburaski almost passes Dale Earnhardt but Earnhardt gets a great block entering turn 3!

Ned Carrett: I don't want Eugene to to a bump-n-run on Dale Earnhardt!

Eugene Carburaski: SO! YOU BLOCKED ME, BUT TAKE THIS! (does a bump-n-run)

Ken Squier: OH! And Euugene Carburaski doing a bump-n-run on Dale Earnhardt!

Spike: AND TAKES THE (Dolphin Censor) LEAD!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks gives Eugene Carburaski a push as Eugene leads lap 129!

(lap 139)

Dale Earnhardt: Come on, Ken! Give me a push!

Ken Schrader: Ok, friend!

Eugene Carburaski: I DON'T THINK SO! TAKE THIS! (does a PIT maneuver on Ken Schrader)

Ken Squier: As they head into the backstrech, EUGENE CARBURASKI JUST DOES A PIT MANEUVER ON KEN SCHRADER! KEN SLIDES AND TAKES OUT RUSTY WALLACE, ROWLEY BOLTSTRIKE, CRUSTY ROTOR AND CHUCK ARMSTRONG!

Ken Squier: OH NO! (goes airborn)

Ned Carrett: AND KEN SCHRADER IS GOING TO THE AIR! HE'S NOW FLIPPING!

Pinkie: AND HE LUCKLY LANDS ON HIS WHEELS!

Spike: Eugene and Ken have a huge rivalry as you know it and Johnny Blamer is also in the crash.

Rusty Wallace: WHAT THE (English Yee) WAS THAT KEN?! YOU (Dolphin Censor) IDIOT!

Ken Schrader: HEY IT'S NOT MY FAULT! IT'S EUGENE CARBURASKI! HE FLIPPED ME AND SHOULD (Popeye Toot) GO TO GUAM!

Rusty Wallace: YOU (Triggered) IDIOT! (Seal Bark) THIS! WHAT A (Uncle Noah Boat Horn) THING YOU SAID! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO ANGRY LIKE THIS IN MY **LIFE!** (You Kid) IDIOTS!

Eugene Carburaski: HA HA HA! THIS LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE CAREER ENDING CRASH, KEN!

Ken Shcrader: SHUT UP, EUGENE!

Ken Squier: 13 cars are involved and Bill Raceott passes Dale Earnhardt to go through the caution flag!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over, Johnny Blamer!

Johnny Blamer (bawls): AGHGHAHATGHHHAHHAHAHAGAHAHGAHAHAGAHAHAH! I SHOULDN'T BE CRASHING EVERY SINGLE (yee) RACE!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Ken Shcrader got flipped by Eugene Carburaski! I feel bad for Schrader!

Ray Reverham: Ready to pit?

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do it!

(finish)

Dale Earnhardt: Go take the lead, Dale Carrett!

Dale Carrett: Must win this! Must win this!

Eugene Carburaski: NOPE! (blocks Dale Carrett)

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburaski blocks Dale Carrett and wins at Calladega!

Ned, Pinkie and Spike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spike: THIS IS LIKE CHICK HICKS!

Ned Carrett: YEAH! MY SON SHOULD WIN!

Dale Carrett: I AGREE WITH MY DAD, NED!

Dale Earnhardt: I AGREE WITH CARRETT! EUGENE, YOU SHOULD BE WRECKED THIS RACE!

Jeff Gorvette: THAT'S RIGHT! I'M GONNA SEND YOU AND CHICK HICKS TO A BUILDING!

Chick and Eugene: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!