The Press Conference

Here's how the press conference goes in *Espeon, Glaceon, and Leafeon vs. The Powerpuff Girls*.

[Then it arrow wipes to the Townsville Hotel entrance, then it arrow wipes inside the building]

Edd: My word, this is gotten much bigger than before!

Ocellus: Yeah, I've never been to a press conference before.

Peter Griffin: Oh, believe us. Me and Lois been to several when we saved the world from Ernie.

Keo: Well, why wouldn't you?

Eddy: It honestly feels wired to be in one. Especially in our home territory.

Smolder: But at least Shovel Chin, 2x4, and the little Brat can't terrorize you here.

Silverstream: Or those 3 ugly creeps of who shall not be named.

Eddy: Yeah. I am glad about that.

Espeon: Oh, look. There are the girls.

[It cuts to the girls and with them is Professor Utonium]

Glaceon: And they have Professor Utonium.

Jolteon: [to his sisters] Now remember, the trash talk.

Glaceon: Yeah, we got it.

Leafeon: I still think it's a bad idea.

[Everyone takes their seats as the Mayor comes up to the microphone]

The Mayor of Townsville: Am I on?

Ms. Sara Bellum: Yes, Mayor, sir.

The Mayor of Townsville: Alright. [to the press] Greetings, I am the Mayor of The Mayor of Townsville. And I welcome you all to this press conference.

[Everyone claps]

The Mayor of Townsville: Tonight, we are discussing a very important event tonight. The Powerpuff Girls are gonna do a fight with the Pokemon; Espeon, Leafeon, and Glaceon of the Eeveelutions! But more importantly, this fight will be used to raise charity for the homeless animals in our shelter and maybe give them new homes! But now, the Professor has some words to share.

[Professor Utonium walks up to the podium as everyone claps]

Professor Utonium: Hello people. I am Professor Utonium, creator of the Powerpuff Girls as many of you know. And I'd just like to say, I am really proud of my girls for doing this for all of those homeless animals. It makes me proud! But I also would like to say, I am impressed and proud the Eeveelution Sisters are bravely going against the girls in this fight!

[Everyone claps as it cuts to the Eeveelutions]

Espeon: Okay, it's our turn. What should we do?

Jolteon: Trash talk.

Espeon: Right then. [to her sisters] Come on, guys.

[The Sisters walk up to the podium. As Espeon takes the microphone first.]

Espeon: Hello, people of Townsville. I just wanna say, my sisters and I are really looking forward to getting in that ring with the girls. And you, know, rocking it all up with them. Oh, and I'll give Blossom a good pop on their mouths.

Glaceon and Leafeon: (in unison) And we'll give Bubbles and Buttercup a freezing and vegetation combination.

Bubbles: (to Blossom) What's that suppose to mean?

Blossom: I don't know.

Buttercup: Neither do I, it didn't even sound logical.

The Mayor of Townsville: Any questions?

Tricia Takanawa: Yes, Espeon, you and you sisters have never really fought anyone before.

Espeon: Well, yes, so?

Tricia Takanawa: What makes you 3 think you can take on superheroes like the Powerpuff Girls?

Leafeon: Oh, good question.

Glaceon: Um, well.

Jolteon: (butts in knocking Espeon away from the microphone.) Well, my sisters are not afraid! And the girls are just punks. And not the cool kind, you know what I'm saying?

[Everyone whispers to themselves]

Townsville Citizen #1: Pardon me, Eeveelution Sisters.

Glaceon: Yeah, question?

Townsville Citizen #1: Are you saying you don't respect the kind of prowess the girls have?

Leafeon: (shocked races over the microphone) NO! NO! That's not what we meant! What we mean is...

[But Jolteon cuts in again]

Leafeon: Hey!

Jolteon: What my sisters are saying is, they're not scared of the girls cause they aren't good fighters. They're all talk.

Glaceon: (sweating nervously) Jolt, I think you're going too far now.

Jolteon: I got this. In fact, my sisters predict they could knock all 3 girls on their butts in the first 30 seconds of the fight.

Buttercup: (gets up from her seat and hovers, crossing her arms) Oh, do they?

Jolteon: Sit down, Buttercup, no one wants to hear your motormouth.

Professor Utonium: (Gets up from his chair) Hey! You can't talk to the girls like that!

Espeon: (stutters) Wait, Professor. I assure you, we're merely...

Jolteon: You sit down too, old man! We don't need your preachiness.

[it cuts to the Eds, who are all getting anxious from Jolteon's trash mouthing]

Ed: (gulps)

Edd: Oh dear, this is not gonna be good.

Jolteon: In fact, they're so tough, they can take you on right now!

Glaceon: NO! No, no, no!

Blossom: Is that so?

Bubbles: Then let's go right now!

Jolteon: Bring it!

Espeon: No! Stop!

[Then people start crowding the front as the sisters are trying to get under control but then suddenly they're shoved into the Professor as they all go falling off the stage with the Podium landing on the Professor!]

(The crowd gasps)

Edd: Professor! (He and the others jump up from their seats to try and help)

Sandbar: (to the crowding people) Move! Move!

[Espeon, Glaceon, and Leafeon get off of the Professor as the Eds, Gallus, Gabby, and Sandbar lift the podium off the Professor.]

Espeon: Oh, we're so sorry!

Blossom: Get away from him! [shoves her out of the way]

Tricia Takanawa: In a stunning turn of events, the Eeveelution Sisters have knocked the Professor down!

Bubbles: Professor, are you okay?!

Professor Utonium: I think so. [he tries to get up, but there was a cracking sound on his back] Oh! Oh! My back! Ah! I broke my back!

Edd: (to Sandbar) Quick, get something we can immobilize the Professor!

Sandbar: Okay! I'll even phone for some help! (races out of the room)

[The girls then turn to the Sisters with rage]

Leafeon: Hey, wait... It's not what you thin...

[But then they're lifted by one of their ears by each of the girls]

Blossom: You tackled the Professor down?!

Espeon: We didn't mean to tackle him down! It was an accident, we just got.....

Bubbles: **SHUT UP!!!!!**

[Espeon shuts her mouth]

Buttercup: You know, we were gonna take it easy on you. But after what you three just did. You're going down. *Hard*. With all your teeth knocked out. But it's not just your teeth, [gritting her teeth] but your eyes too.

Espeon, Glaceon, and Leafeon: [in unison] Our eyes?! [the three faint]

[Sandbar then rushes in with some paramedics as the girls fly up to the Eds]

Blossom: Hey guys, for the match, you better bring body bags.

Edd: For who?

Blossom: [points to the Eeveelutions] *Them*!

[It cuts to the three Eeveelutions still fainted as the others try to wake them up]

Edd: Oh.

Silverstream: They're dead. So, *very, very* dead...

[Dramatic music plays again as the screen fades to black]