ALGERNON PAPADOPOULOS VISITS DADDYOFIVE FAMILY

Mike: Wassup, Team DO5! So today, Algernon Papadopoulos is visiting us from Bullworth Academy in Bullworth, New Hampshire.

Cody: He is my friend. You’ll like him.

*10 minutes later, Algernon arrives*

Algernon: Salutations, Cody!

Cody: *Shaking hands with Algernon* Salutations, Algie!

Mike: Your fly is open!

Algernon: Well I can never get my zipper up!

Cody: Well these are my parents. And these are my siblings: Jake, Ryan, Emma, and Alex.

Jake: Sup, nerd!

Ryan: Do you like memes?

Emma: Your so fat and ugly!

Alex: Gayboy!

Cody: Damn you guys are so rude!

Heather: Well you can have dinner.

Algernon: Sure!

*It is dinner time*

Cody: Why are we having McDonalds?

Mike: Because we’re on a budget, Cody!

Algernon: Why is there condiments on my burger?

Jake: What’s a condiment?

Algernon: Like Ketchup, Mustard...

Jake: Okay, 4 eyes!

Cody: Dad I said no mayo! He hates that stuff!

Mike: Why?

Algernon: I have a fear of condiments!

Ryan: You’re a loser!

Emma: Mayo is awesome!

Jake: I love this jar of mayo!

*Algernon destroys the jar of mayo*

*Jake slams Algernon*

Algernon: OW!!! MY VERTEBRAL COLUM HAS BEEN DAMAGED!!!

Mike: Guys! He is our guest! Show some respect!

*After dinner...*

Cody: Now that dinner is over, we will watch TV.

Mike: What do you want to watch, Algernon?

Algernon: Lets watch True Crime Daily! That’s my favorite show!

Jake: But it’s stupid!

Algernon: It’s amazing!

Ryan: But there’s murders!

Emma: I hate crime!

Alex: Can’t the world be great?

Cody: Guys, let Algernon watch his show!

*They watch an episode*

Algernon: That was crazy!

Alex: That was horrible!

Ryan: Why would he do that?

Jake: I thought it was funny!

Cody: Can I pick?

Mike: Sure, Cody.

*They watch a documentary about the murder of Judith Barsi*

Alex: Okay we don’t need to watch these tragic crimes anymore!

Cody: Ryan: How about we play Operation?

Emma: Sure!

Jake: Good idea!

Algernon: No, because none of you have a medical license to preform surgery!

Cody: Well this is pretend, so let’s pretend we have a medical license, and we can preform surgery.

Algernon: Can I go first?

Cody: Sure!

Algernon: First, let me look at his medical records first. *Checks out medical records*

Jake: What?

Ryan: You don’t need that!

Alex: This is pointless!

Algernon: Okay, this guy has several problems, and I need to preform open heart surgery!

Emma: Good luck!

Algernon: Now I gotta be careful...

*Jake screams and causes Algernon to hit the metal, beeping the nose*

Algernon: *Crying* OH NO!!! HE’S DEAD!!! HE’LL NEVER GET TO SEE HIS KIDS AGAIN!!!

Jake: IT’S JUST A GAME!!!

Cody: Guys he takes these games serious! Chill!

Algernon: *Crying* I’m going home... I just can’t...

Cody: Bye, Algernon

*Algernon leaves*

Jake: That was the worst visit ever!

Ryan: He was stupid!

Emma: He liked crimes!

Alex: And he takes things too seriously!

Cody: I know you hate him, but he’s my friend!

Jake: His only friend!

Mike and Heather: ALEX, EMMA, RYAN, AND JAKE!!! FOR RUINING THE VISIT, YOU ALL HAVE NO GAMES AND 500 SENTENCES!!! NOW GO TO BED!!!

Alex: *Crying* FUCK!!!

Emma: *Crying* GOD DAMNIT!!!

Ryan: *Crying* BULLSHIT!!!

Jake: *Crying* I HATE THIS FAMILY!!!

Mike: YOU ALL HAVE 600 SENTENCES NOW!!! GO TO BED OR YOU’RE ALL WRITING 1,000 SENTENCES!!!