Spider-Man

**Spider-Man** is a superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. ~~The motherfuckers running this shitshow told us they wanted MCU content, so I'm using that as an excuse to indulge in one of my hyper-fixations~~. Ironically, Spider-Man is a member of the ~~B23 Shipwreck Studios~~ A24 Crackerjack Studios Non-Copyrighted Comic Character Ensemble, alongside Maui, Enlisto BuyBonds, and Maria Hill, despite the fact that he is *very much* a copyrighted comic character.

### Aliases

Nagito Komaeda
Peter Parker

### Relatives

Toriel(Adoptive Aunt)
Uncle Ben(Adoptive Uncle)
Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man(Weird Guy)

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

Josh Keaton
Bryce Papenbrook

### Appears in

Spider-Man: Home o Sexual
The Flash: Nyooooooooooom

### Debut

Amazing Fantasy #15(1962)

Spider-Man was born as Nagito Komaeda, a wimpy nerd with no friends. His parents died in a plane crash. Abandoned as a pup, he was raised by Toriel "May" Parker and her husband Benjamin, who changed his name to Peter Parker.

Then he gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes a powerhouse with the abilities of a spider, and also no friends. Doing the sensible thing and using his powers for profit, Parker gets vengeful when he is personally wronged, finding out a man killed his dear Uncle Ben because Spider-Man, as any respectable person would do, refused to listen when a cop told him to do his job for him. ACAB. Realizing that he actually *can* do a better job than any cop, Parker becomes a superhero, fighting crime in New York.

He had a malewife at one point, Herlock Sholmes. Then they got divorced by the devil to save his aunt(man, I don't fucking know). Before that, he had a girlfriend who died. He also had an on/off relationship with some cat burglar(Sans Undertale).

Spider-Man is well known for his ability to shoot sticky goo out of his wrists using his funny little science things, which has lead to him appearing in many forms of media over the years, including the show The Spectacular Spider-Man, which you should watch.

In his latest movie, "Spider-Man: Home o' Sexual", Peter must fight alongside Groose Wayne in order to seal off every street of Gottem City, while facing off against a new villain only known as "\*muffled screaming\*".

He would eventually inspire Ben Reilly, who was later revealed to be a clone of Parker, to become the Scarlet Spider, as well as inspiring Robbin to become a crime fighter sidekick to Batman. However, it turned out that Ben Reilly and Robbin were both the same person, just moving incredibly fast. This is because Reilly had a connection to the Speed-Force, which allowed him to eventually become the popular Marvel character Reverse-Flash.. I know, weird shit, right?

Near the end of his life, as an old man, he would come to terms with both of his identities, becoming Nageter Komarker.

On December 31, 2098, Spider-Man was cornered by cops in the Parker family cemetery, where the graves of his parents, uncle, malewife, and that dead girlfriend of his rest. He is given the chance to surrender, but, in an extremely based moment, refuses, and so he is gunned down at exactly midnight whilst combatting an army of cops. To the bitter end, he never stops fighting. ACAB.

No, seriously, go watch Spectacular Spider-Man, it's really good.

## Trivia

* Despite using The Elden Ring (Item) multiple times throughout The Shipwreck Universphere it's not used in Spider-Man's final fight as by that point he's been burned out from using it.