Dubbel D

*NOTE: This page features VampireMeerkat's persona at the defunct Ed, Edd n Eddy forum website, The3Eds.*

*A private Wiki (not hosted by Fandom) was once set up by the user, Cowabunga, with the article below being VampireMeerkat's "Dubbel D" entry as it was originally written:*

**Dubbel D**
 **Basic Info** | Dubbel D
Sep 2, 10,000 BC
 **Known for** | Starting repetitive fads
Being very attractive
 **Joined** | Jul 6, 2008

**Dubbel D** *(real name: "Wanted For Indecencies" according to the promotional posters)* is one of The3Eds' most appreciated users, as she is totally not lame and way more awesome than a scary terminal disease.

Since she's incapable of having an actual conversation with people for more than 0.4 seconds, she used to roam around at Berserk Ramblings most of the time.

## Appearance

Dubbel D thinks she's an evil, sleep-deprived Edd with punk hair. Facts show she wants to be a homosexual man above the age of 9000.

## Early Life

Dubbel D first properly introduced herself by saying dogs were racist and by making everybody believe she was a handsome man. Shortly afterwards she successfully convinced them she was a baby-eating-pedophile-God-lord, and in response, the community showered her with all their internet money and firstborn children, begging for more inappropriate banter that would normally get users banned.

It took a year for irony to find her, and Dubbel D got banned for posting a drawing of herself with smiling children chillin' in her pants, because it didn't sexually satisfy Nazzie, nor the admins she reported the image to. It was the worst porn The3Eds and Tinypic ever hosted, and the lack of arousal disappointed thousands. Nevertheless, the admins thought it was a good try and decided to give Dubbel D a temporary ban, but only if she promised to include EddxEddy yaoi next time.

Later Dubbel D decided to troll the totally fair The3Eds 2009 Member Awards by handing out free awards/requests to everybody who wasn't willing to pay for it, as the contest's results clearly didn't show any signs of favoritism, or made the people who didn't win realize nobody loved them. Every single user that had once registered to the site suddenly logged on that day to take advantage of the offer they somehow knew about, and Dubbel D bought all their love by giving each of them a lazy drawing that told them they were cool.
Meanwhile, a few people dared to doubt her awesome and were hurting in the buttocks because they believed it made the "real winners" feel less special.

In 2010 Dubbel D pwned the contestants of the first two Fanfic of the Season contests by being only slightly less terrible than them. In reality her stories were worse, but she was able to distract everybody from that fact by adding super cool illustrations to her stories. The competition was intense.

## Fads

Next to the incredibly unfunny and overrated Heavy Weapons Guy, Dubbel D also had the gift of cursing the The3Eds with pointless bullshit that had nothing to do with the series the site was based on.

A few examples are:

**Omelette Du Fromage**

Dubbel D would continuously demand her underaged slaves to bring her some "omelette du fromage", a reference to a cartoon that is more interesting than Ed, Edd n Eddy, as it made a My Little Pony parody episode which alone was more exciting than the entire My Little Pony series itself.

**The Kevin Smiley**

*:kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin: :kevin:*

**The Dubbel D Smiley**

Posting Kevin smileys everywhere was not enough; everybody had to be reminded of the face that raped them in their sleep. The Dubbel D smiley was such a forced success, people discussed if Bunji should add the monstrosity to the smiley list, but like always, the admins would boycot everything remotely silly because they want The3Eds to be exactly like Jesus "Edtropolis" Christ.

**"Dubbel D's <insert something here>"**

This fad was started by everybody but Dubbel D. But considering how many people log onto The3Eds at a daily basis; "everybody" is one and the same person in this case.

When the Dubbel D threads first started, they were locations/buildings/etc belonging to Dubbel D, inviting all people, who had enough of being sensible, to a roleplay and giving them the opportunity to get brainwashed and feel sexy.

Example:

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> **Thread name:** Dubbel D's Brothel
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> **Post 1:** *"WECLOME TO DUBBLE-D'S BROTHEL, PLEASE LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES AT THE DOOR AND GIVE DUOBLEL-D A LAPDANCE, FREE OF CHARGE!! :kevin:"*
>
> **Post 2:** *":kevin:"*
>
> **Post 3:** *"Cool \*dances\*"*
>
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>
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Please note that all the users participating are under the age of 10 and their parents don't care.

The moment people realized this brilliant fad just wouldn't die, even after 2 weeks, Dubbel D threads were no longer made for S&M roleplaying, but for luring horny users and then trolling them by being less interesting than the original threads. Usually they offered visitors nothing but a Kevin smiley, which was so awesome, it made them ragequit life.

Mainly because of these threads, Dubbel D's username soon stopped being searchable at the The3Eds forums, together with other popular words like "the" and "I win".

## Present Day

Dubbel D realized there was more in life than doing stand-up comedy for a handful of lonely basement children, so she ran away crying without leaving behind a suicide note, which caused people to go apeshit, until they immediately realized Dubbel D was gay and they didn't need any more gayness in their already-awful lives.

Now she only comes back so now and then to see if people still sit around the campfire and tell each other tales about her stunning adventures, while holding a flashlight under their faces.

## Dubbel D's Slaves

* Vincent Van Ed: her spy
* Moneyboy: her cat
* Compent: her true love
* Everyone (you)

## Dubbel D's Enemies

* Proto Z. Colteone: after failing to become her sex slave, he made up his own original persona, and was in no way another Dubbel D-wannabe
* And whoever the rest of these people are

## Awesome Dubbel D Gallery

The very attractive Dubbel D.Dubbel D is very attractive.Hey. New fad.Very attractive is Dubbel D.The very attractive Dubbel D is attractive.The very attractive Dubbel D is creative.It's dangerous to go alone.

***Additional context and clarification***

*VampireMeerkat as "Dubbel D" (Dutch translation of "Double D", pronounced: "duh-bull day") played the role of an eccentric villain within the community and was physically represented by an evil-eyed Edd with hair.*
*Reoccuring jokes were calling children -usually other members- edible, spamming the Kevin smiley, giving herself long and ranty compliments, and trying to recruit people to be her servant.*

*When a handful of members started playing along with the roleplay, she entered slight notorious fame and left others annoyed by the sudden take-over of the site's casual conversation section, "Berserk Ramblings".*
*Roleplay and troll threads using Dubbel D's name were constantly created, drowning out most other posts.*

*Though the exact reason and backstory on the following has been lost, Kevin was dubbed her loyal slave and an army of clones was supposedly at her disposal, explaining the overbearing use of the smiley in every Dubbel D thread. Some time afterwards, VampireMeerkat created a Dubbel D smiley by editing the board's Edd smiley, which was then also used to spam. Multiple variants of the Kevin smiley followed, but were mostly used as a form of expression by VampireMeerkat only.*

*In 2009, a yearly event called "The Member Awards" was held, where personalized signature banners were gifted to a chosen number of users. When VampireMeerkat replicated the look of these and made herself a parody banner, it caught the attention of others. The following days, VampireMeerkat accepted requests and drew fake awards for most to all active users.*

***Additional gallery***

**General**
Alternate profile image.
(2008)Alternate profile image.
(2008)Fake cover of "The3Eds movie", starring VampireMeerkat and other undocumented users, art request by unknown (Moneyboy?).
 (2009)Fake cover of "The3Eds movie", starring VampireMeerkat and other undocumented users, art request by unknown (Moneyboy?).
 (2009)Drawing promoting a popular Dubbel D thread, which lead to a temporary ban.
 (2009)Response image to someone else's post.
 (2009)Dubbel D marrying Kevin, response image to someone else's post.Response image to someone else's post.
 (2010)Response image/"battle" with the user, Heavy Weapons Guy.
 (2010)Response image/"battle" with the user, Heavy Weapons Guy.
 (2010)Dubbel D killing an inflating Sephiroth, response image to someone else's post.
 (2009)Dubbel D killing an inflating Sephiroth, response image to someone else's post.
 (2009)Response image to someone else's post.Response image to someone else's post.Response image to someone else's post.Response image to someone else's post.Response image to someone else's post.Response image to someone else's post.Dubbel D parodying the sad Keanu meme, response image to someone else's post."Master plan" layout, response to someone else's post.Drawing portraying Dubbel D in court, image referring to a thread.Drawing portraying a supposed crime scene, image referring to a thread (*by unknown user*).Comic referring to altercations on The3Eds, part 1.
 (2010)Comic referring to altercations on The3Eds, part 2.
 (2010)Comic referring to altercations on The3Eds, part 3.
 (2010)Comic referring to altercations on The3Eds, part 4.
 (2010)Comic portraying Dubbel D's practises (*by Moneyboy*).Signature banner, parodying House.
 (2011)Signature banner, parodying Dr. Phil.
 (2011)Redrawn signature banner, parodying Dr. Phil.
 (2011)Unknown/fake quiz result (*by unknown user*).

**The Kevin smiley**
Smiling Kevin smiley.Sad Kevin smiley.Serious Kevin smiley.Angry Kevin smiley.Shocked Kevin smiley.Hatless Kevin smiley.Long-haired/past Kevin smiley.Halved Kevin smiley.Broken Kevin smiley.Upside down Kevin smiley.Mirrored Kevin smiley.Party hat Kevin smiley.Emo Kevin smiley.Kevin-themed prize ribbon smiley.Kevin bites Eddy smiley.Kevin smiley (small).Kevin smiley (large).Party hat Kevin smiley (large).Kevin bites Eddy smiley (large).Kevin tribute.Dubbel D's "army".Dubbel D's "army".An edit of someone else's drawing.GIF promoting a popular Dubbel D thread, footage from "1-2-3 Rikke Tikke Tik" by Urbanus (2010).GIF of Kevin attacking (*by unknown user*).This is important.

**Member Awards 2009**