Ionizer

Pompadour Wisp

### Possible Friends

Boom-Boom, Florasmith, Monster Master FightingLucario, Monster Saint, Proteus, Salazar, Polly, Shelly, Scorching Scream, Melodia, Vera, Professor Mesquite

### Personality

Rowdy, Chill, Smug, Reckless, Loud, 1960's-reminiscent

### Abilities

Glowing in the Dark, Blinding, Laser Providing

### Weaknesses

Limited Energy, Lasers Always Can Be Reflected, Occasionally Gives Friends and Allies Seizures

### Goals

Have an official home in any realm, digital or not

## Combat

### Base Stat Total

460

**Ian** is an artificially made Will-O-Wisp that is made of pure plasma. He is acquainted with Vera and Melodia.

## Appearance

Ian is an Octoling with cyan, glowing, featureless eyes, thin skin, and light green hair. He wears the Octoglasses, the Orange Cardigan, Mint Dakroniks, and loose shorts with leggings.

## Behavior & Personality

Ian is hyperactive, recklessly parkouring about. He is as bright as his spirit, often being a party lover. Despite not being born in that era, he also speaks some 1960's slang, fitting to his tendency to act cool and chill out. However, the only way to set him off is to not invite him. That'll cause him to rampage.

## Involvement

Ian was constructed by Professor Mesquite to bring light to the world. She used neon lights, wisps, and artificial humanoid products to construct him. The results were wild. Ian sprouted from place to place, overexcited to see the world. This caused Professor Mesquite to go after him, not wanting him to be lost.

She was too late. Ian had already gone so far she couldn’t catch up by foot. Ian managed to get to the Sea Nation, where he discovered beaches. This excited him, but whenever he got excited, he got too bright for everyone around him. So bright, that not even shades could’ve helped out. Ian felt like an outcast.

Ian wanted to surf, swim, and hang out his potential friends. He had no luck, with everyone turning away from his light. Even when it was dark out, his light proved too bright for anyone else to handle. This, combined with him having no friends unlike everyone else, Ian didn’t take well. He gave up…

If giving up meant he became even brighter than before. This time it was not out of joy, it was out of jealousy. This light proved too harsh to let him out and about. Beaches closed whenever he appeared. He had to be contained.

Upon Ian being a bright nuisance, he was captured by the Virus Ladies. Vera and Melodia captured him in one of her Candy Cages. It would be a day before Ian was put in a pod to prevent further damage to a world without bullies. All Vera needed was enough foil and shields to deflect Ian’s light against himself. Since then, his light has been harvested to build more lasers for Vera’s army.

## Powers

1. Lasers
2. Superhuman jump
3. Intense glow
4. Weapon forming

## Battle statistics

### Hanged Loose Laser

Ian fires a laser that goes off multiple directions

### Surf's Up!

Ian increases his evasion by flying erratically.

### Non-Bookin' Gas

Ian morphs into gas that slows down anyone on contact.

## Likes

1. Raves
2. Things that will boost his plasma
3. Beaches

## Dislikes

1. Power outlets
2. Mirrors
3. Water Pools

## Recruitment

Provide him a home. Recruiting him doesn’t come without risk. There’s a chance he can turn on you.

## Books and Reasons

### Spirits

Ionizer is a Will-O'-Wisp. You can tell where this is going.

### Sea

He'd rather go to the beach; most out of anyone in Planet Paradox.

### Families

He considers the other constructed specimens as his bros.

### Adventurers

Ionizer goes places. A lot. He won't say no to anywhere... Except for places he wouldn't like.

## Weaknesses

### Limited Energy

Ionizer must pay attention to the energy he uses. He barely ever does, making this an even bigger problem.

### Lasers Can Always Be Deflected

Specifically, from anything that does reflect lasers at all. It's what Ionizer must watch for.

### Occasionally Gives Friends and Allies Seizures

He is unable to control how bright his plasma is, leading to friends getting epilepsy.

## Unofficial Quotes

1. "Wassup? You jazzed for today?"
2. "Whatcha here for? To fink about what's a groovy place to live?"
3. "Totally. That's Melodia's bag right there."
4. "Lay it on me. Whatcha need?"
5. "I wouldn't go there... Not in front of the Woman."
6. "You can't just leave me uptight without a house!"
7. "Not enough gems?! Bogus. Guess I'll just have to bug out."
8. "Ehh... The old ladies aren't on the make. Have you not seen the rings?"
9. "Between you and me... They aren't nearly as tight as I am..."
10. "Gosh. The flash I have is really hairy. Vera! Can ya help out?"