Cheesyheim

CheesyHeim is said to serve as a paradise for cheesers (those who get high on cheese). It is also said to be the homeland of the legendary yet mysterious Pingas Gnomes. However, only ruins of their long deserted citadels dot the realm while the gnomes themselves are declared extinct for reasons unknown. Those who praise the gnomes for their invention of Parmesan (Parm for short) gather monthly for the Big Ass Parm Out where they sniff crap loads of Parm out of fried boots and get extremely Parmed Out! They'll proceed to dance and jog in squares chanting and shouting 'Pingas' continuously until they pass out from Parming out too long just as the ancient gnomes would do for religious rituals.

## History

The Pingas Gnomes were the indigenous inhabitants of CheesyHeim from the beginning. Their unique lifestyle involved frying boots and sniffing Parm out of them, chanting and shouting 'Pingas', building machines to create Parmesan and other cheeses as well as frying boots, and incorporating socks as weaponry. Yet, despite all this, the Pingas Gnomes suddenly and mysteriously vanished thousands of years ago leaving behind only their citadels, fried boots, Parm canisters, and machinery as clues to their existence. Ever since the Parmhead Citadel and the evidence of its long gone citizens have all been found, Parm Heads from all over the WTF Realms (including Spaghetti) have come here every 3rd Wednesday of each month for the Big Ass Parm Out. Gene Parm found his love for Parm snorting here and began the High Age.

## Geography

Most of CheesyHeim consists of grasslands, high plateaus and mountains, canyons, and forests. The Lake and Pond Rivers provide half of the realm's water, and they both start at Flipped Bird Mountain, a large snow capped peak resembling a hand giving the Bird. The Parmhead Citadel was built at the base of Flipped Bird Mountain atop the Pingas Plateau, so they can gaze upon the peak every day. This is because they believed that flipping one another off was a friendly gesture, but that may have helped them disappear so suddenly. There are also numerous caverns forming a dark labyrinth beneath CheesyHeim where the Pingas Gnomes are believed to have mined for Pingas Gems and made shrines for the Pingas Gods.

## Inhabitants and Wildlife

### Native Races

#### Pingas Gnome

Little men wearing pointed hats and shouting 'Pingas' in high pitched yelps. They're the founders of Parm sniffing and maybe even cheesing out as a whole. Their primary settlement, Parmhead Citadel, sits at the foot of Flipped Bird Peak, and other gnomes dwelt in caves and canyons as well as the bases of other mountains. They're said to be extinct to this day with reasonings for their disappearance unknown, but some reports claim otherwise.

#### Wabbit

Anthropomorphic rabbits who center their lives around carrots. They're tall creatures with lanky limbs, prominent buck teeth, silver grey fur with white undersides, and lots of energy. There are a few distinct subspecies of wabbit such as the chungus wabbits led by the infamously fat and evil Big Chungus as well as the cave wabbits and wrong wabbits. All wabbits live under the leadership of King Wabbit who tries to lead his people to be a peaceful race, but that's easier said than done.