Kool aid man vs macho man

### analysis

exard cartoon flix: in that corner stand over 6 feet tall and weight 7 tons he is completely a giant talking jug, today we have.. the kool aid man, HEY KOOL AID!!!

(\*kool aid man burst through that wall\*)

kool aid man: OH YEAH! does someone say thirsty!

boomstick: sorry i thought your my dad

wiz: he knows

### the fight

kool aid man: oh yeah!!!

macho man: Oh Yeah!!!

(\*everybody cheer at macho man\*)

announcer: fight!

(\*both the kool aid Man and macho man begin to lock arms with macho man being the one achieving the pushback while still locked in macho man attempts a punch which kool aid man cockily intercepts as the two glare at each other as macho man manages to lift the kool aid man and throw him forward knocking him through several trees however with a wink kool aid man rewinds time and knocks back macho man feet first in the opposite direction macho man ain't down yet however as he takes a bite out of a slim jim and it glows with energy prompting a thundercloud to strike it and causing a huge explosion before macho man releases a pent up blast forward with the kool aid man countering by creating a shield out of kool aid which soon evaporates afterward kool aid man noticed macho man has disappeared before hearing a familiar voice and look up at the sky\*)

macho man: OH YEAH!

(\*macho man fall at the kool aid man with a flaming elbow drop causing a fiery explosion, but kool aid man liquids make millions of grass grow under the floor\*)

macho man: hey how did the grass get so tall? good thing i got a flame thrower

(\*macho man cook the grass with flame thrower\*)

macho man: say hi to my army!

(\*a colossal army of green snakes appears\*)

kool aid man: huh? OH NO SNAKES!!!

macho man: get 'em my brothers

(\*the kool aid man hit all of the snakes with an elbow drop, while macho man uses a nearby tree to jump towards the kool aid man while the kool aid man still on ground level does the same, landing a poweful kick on macho man the impact sending both of them backwards macho man grabs a slim jim and the kool aid man manipulates the juice inside him to propel himself towards macho man with the two reaching each other in a manner very reminiscent to The creation of adam but as the kool aid man's finger reaches the slim jim but it suddenly turns into a purple blob and falls towards the ground with both fighters following soon after, indeed the purple blob was actually a portal to the fabled kool aid dimension\*)

kool aid man and macho man: OH YEAH!!!

(\*unfazed by the new location macho man delivers a series of powerful punches at the kool aid man who simply fixes himself before using a nearby pack of kool aid to trap macho man before controlling it to place him inside his pitcher, as they reach the exit of the dimension\*)

kool aid man: yeah!

(\*as they leave they find themselves back in the skies of the forest, with macho man to the ground resulting in a massive wave of kool aid and water exploded all over him\*)

kool aid man: oh yeah!

(\*macho man taps at the kool aid man's pitcher seemingly completely trapped inside suddenly that shock the kool aid man as macho man began to drink all of the liquid inside all, while charging up another attack to the absolute terror of his adversary\*)

kool aid man: huh? Oh No!!!

macho man: YEAH!!!

(\*macho man punches the kool aid man away with a fiery explosion appearing behind him as several slim jims play as trumpets to celebrate the strike's power had severed part of the pitcher but left the kool aid man still alive\*)

macho man: the cream always rises to the top

(\*macho man said that as he takes a coffee creamer packet and uses it as a crown\*)

macho man: yeah

kool aid man: oh yeah

(\*the kool aid man raised his hand as his telekinetically manipulates the kool aid macho man drunk, causes his chest to bubble before erupting in a rainbow geyser of sugar & food coloring and obliterated his stomach causes him to scream in pain, everybody gets shocked\*)

macho man: i, hate you! mph blah

(\*everybody gets confused and look at the kool aid man\*)

(\*the kool aid man fixes himself while filling himself with kool aid then glances at everybody\*)

(\*everybody gets pissed off at the kool aid man and boo at him\*)

(\*the kool aid man walks up, drips a drop of kool aid on macho man's tongue and brings him back to life\*)

macho man: oh yeah!!! same time next week

kool aid man: oh yeah

(\*the fight end with the kool aid man and macho man fist bump each other\*)