Mikki Maohsu

*This is a non-canon character from the canon anime Mikki Maohsu's Wonderous Quest.*

*"Yeah... I will live on, for their sake's! I will destroy The Nightmare Troupe! I will save the world from their evil grip! I will...!!" - Mikki Maohsu's true Shonen energy.*

## Mikki Maohsu

Mikki Moahsu with his hands behind his back

### Aliases

True Cattlewuff
Onicha's friend
Humie
Jacob
God of Creation

### Relatives

Ucie Maohsu (Sister)
Uncuru Maohsu (Brother)
Erito (Father)
Unnamed Mother

## Appearances

### Debut

Mikki Maohsu's Wonderous Quest

**Mikki Maohsu** is the main character from the anime **Mikki Maohsu's Wonderous Quest**. Mikki is a 15 year old boy from a remote technology-less village (Except the minifridge...). He has an unconventional pet named Erito, and his father left him when he was too young to remember him, and no one in the village bothered to tell him. Him mom died of dysentery when he were 12, and his Uncle-ish brother, named Uncuru has raised him poorly for those 3 years. Mikki had a male childhood friend Onicha (Who is not a love interest), and Mikki's sister, Ucie left the village to become a clown, giving him a hatred of clowns.

Mikki went on a long journey to defeat The Nightmare Troupe, along the way meeting new friends such as Brown Ears, Simon Waloria and Onicha's uncle. Mikki's has the abilities given to him by The Sky Onion, allowing him to manipulate light, firing lasers, have enhanced strength, and the ability to regenerate. MIkki later lost these abilities, however, and unleashed his true **Cattlewuff** abilities, the power of creation, and was trained by Flog.

## History

### Home Village Arc

One day, while looking for truffles in a forest with Onicha and Erito, Mikki saw his village burning down by The Nightmare Troupe, and Uncuru fighting Shovel Blade. Onicha also pointed out that Ucie was roundhouse kicking the heads off of Mikki's neighbors. Ucie knocked out Onicha, and pointed out that Mikki has ancient writing on his forehead saying **Cattlewuff**, the same type of being as his brother, Uncuru. Mikki grabbed Onicha and ran into the forest, hiding behind a tree. Ucie chased them, but fell into a truffle hole. After returning to the town to try to stop Shovel Blade, he found that Uncuru has been murdered, and Erito was struck with many shovels. In a rage, Mikki heard the voice of his mother, and released the power of The Sky Onion, and fired a massive laser at Shovel Blade, blanketing the area in white light. When he woke up, Mikki, Onicha, and Erito were the only one's left in the village. After this event, Mikki swore to bring the troupe to justice, and went with Onicha and Erito on a trip to Dalphilipia.

### Journey's Beginning Arc

After this, Onicha stole a car, and was driving with Mikki and Erito to Dalphilipia, but was interrupted when Ko'on appeared in the backseat, who held a plastic bag against Onicha's head, until he was scared off by Erito by the order of Mikki. The attack caused Onicha to pass out, and the car stopped. Mikki and Onicha left the car to investigate a box on the side of the road, and really struggled with it. He tried using his powers again, and was able to fire a small bolt, which bounced off of the box, and flew into the driver's seat of the car, inches away from Onicha, waking him up and ticking him off. After struggling for a while, slamming the box like a gorilla and trying to pry it open with a stick, the nails shot off of the box and into Mikki's hands and legs, pinning him to the ground, and Ko'on stepped out of the box. Onicha simply refused to fight the clown, so Mikki pulled the nails out of his limbs and challenged Ko'on to a duel.

After getting his a\*\* handed to him, Mikki was about to give up until Brown Ears came to his rescue, using her scarf to trip Ko'on eyeball-first onto two pointed roots. This simply angered Ko'on, however, who punched Mikki's legs clean off, and Brown Ears used the opportunity to pummel Ko'on until he went limp. Mikki started freaking out because he lost his legs, but Brown Ears comforted him and confirmed that we was chosen by The Sky Onion, and helped him use his powers until his legs healed. Everyone, including Onicha, rejoiced, until Mikki noticed Ko'on sitting up like The Undertaker. Ko'on transformed into his **Kaiju Form**, and summoned his pet, Chimera, both of which were crushed by separate trees thanks to Mikki.

Brown Ears offered to drive Mikki, Onicha, and Erito to Dalphilipia in her golf cart, but during the ride, the group encountered a Wulfer, and soon discovered that a nearby village is being attacked by Wulfers, and Onicha demanded that they stop to help the village. Onicha leapt off of the cart with no weapon at a group of Wulfers, but was bit in the head, and started to get devoured, until Mikki and Brown Ears killed the Wulfers around him. Onicha spoke his last words to Mikki, then a large, cross-shaped rock fell from the sky and crushed him. Mikki places Onicha's illegal walnut pieces on the rock, and gave a quick prayer to The Sky Onion. White Wulfer was watching, and mocked the death of Mikki's best friend. Mikki underestimated him, and charged at him, only for his arm to be cut off by White Wulfer's **Carved Wood Sword**.

Brown Ears correctly curtained that White Wulfer is a member of The Nightmare Troupe, and she blocked his finishing blow against Mikki. White Wulfer duplicated himself, but Onicha's uncle arrived, and after a conversation about humanity's future, Onicha's uncle easily dispatched of White Wulfer using nothing more than a clipboard, marker, and some shurikens. The final White Wulfer used his last words to reveal the name of his master, Greed. Mikki and Brown Ears were in awe of Onicha's uncle's power, and Mikki asked if he could be his student, which the uncle laughed off. Onicha's uncle asked Mikki where his nephew was, and Mikki somberly led the uncle to his nephews recent grave. Onicha's uncle cried for a few minutes, before asking who killed him. Mikki lied and said that Greed, leader of The Nightmare Troupe did it. After teaching Mikki the vows of The Sky Onion, Onicha's uncle quickly left to find Greed, and Mikki, Brown Ears, and Erito left once again on her golf cart.

### Dalphilipia Arc

After some driving, Mikki, Brown Ears, and Erito saw the skyline of Dalphilipia in the horizon, but then was shot at from behind with minigun and cannon fire. Mikki tried to fire lasers backwards to make the cart move faster, but the laser hit one of the tires, causing the cart to explode, killing the unknown troupe member with the minigun. Mikki got the idea to use his **Sky Lasers** to propel through the air towards the city, carrying Brown Ears and Erito, followed through the air by Troupe Members 1, 2, & 3. Mikki asked Brown Ears if she had any idea on how to get the three off of their trail, and she jokingly told Mikki to pee on them. Mikki did pee, however, and a laser shot out of the stream, which he dubbed **Sky Pee**. The Troupe Members all dodged the Sky Pee, and Mikki got punched in the face by Troupe Member 1's flaming hand. Mikki fired a Sky Laser at Troupe Member 1, which hit his other hand, catching it on fire, and causing him to throw a side-sword at Mikki, however the sword missed, allowing Mikki to steal it.

Troupe Member 2 laughed at Mikki, and grew three times the size, and started swinging his arms wildly at Mikki. Mikki, in a panicked state, threw Erito at Troupe Member 2, who's finger got bit off by Erito. Erito then transformed into a long, white, sword, surprising everyone around him. Erito then stabbed Troupe Member 2 to death, before flying back into Mikki's hands. Troupe Members 1 and 3 started falling, to which Troupe Member 3 claimed that he's not dying for the Troupe. Troupe Member 1, in response, stabbed Troupe Member 3 repeatedly in the back, causing Troupe Member 3 to grab the back of Troupe Member 1, causing them to fall together. Troupe Member 1 began to throw knives out of his shirt at the innocents of Dalphilipia, and Mikki created a bubble around the 2 clowns, and eventually, the bubble crashed into a building, killing them both.

After the Troupe Members were defeated, Mikki asked Brown Ears of any way to soften their landing, to which Brown Ears pulled out a strange-looking red and green fruit, called **Space Flavor**. The fruit allowed Mikki, Brown Ears, and Erito to safely float down onto a rooftop. Later, Mikki and Brown Ears discussed The Nightmare Troupe at a dinner table, where Brown Ears told Mikki about the two lieutenants of the troupe, Claw Rotgut and Shovel Blade, the latter of which Mikki has already met. Brown Ears explained that the two lieutenants each of three sidekicks, and that Claw Rotgut's are Ko'on, White Wulfer, and a clown named Turfstabber. Erito then spoke, for the first time, explaining how dangerous Claw Rotgut it, and that he is of equal strength to Shovel Blade.

After leaving the Sushi Bar with Brown Ears, Mikki heard from Erito yet again, about their next target, Turfstabber, until suddenly, Turfstabber appeared, dragging Erito into the sidewalk. Brown Ears charged at the clown, but he tripped her with his two swords. Mikki created a Light Sword, and tried to clash with Turfstabber, but the clown pulled out a katana, disarming Mikki. Mikki was able to deflect a katana swing aimed at his neck, getting the katana stuck in his cheek, causing Turfstabber to jump back underground. Brown Ears used her sword to deflect a swing at Mikki from a toothed sword, but she accidentally gave the clown 3 swords by splitting one in half. Mikki stood back-to-back with Brown Ears, waiting for Turfstabber to jump out of the sidewalk, until a random city kid put a cat named Muffin in Mikki's hands to claw at him in exchange for Turfstabber sparing the kid's parents. Turfstabber did not keep his end of the bargain however, and quickly swung a tooth sword at the kid's nearby parents, blowing them up. Mikki and Brown Ears used the opportunity to run away from the civilians.

Turfstabber took the random city kid hostage so they wouldn't run away, but Mikki quickly took Muffin hostage with a cannon arm and a tentacle arm. Turfstabber dropped the kid immediately, and was given his cat back, but Mikki used the opportunity to finally land a hit, blasting off Turfstabber's tentacle arm with a laser, causing the clown to retreat. Mikki surmised that Turfstabber can only be hurt by Mikki's Light Lasers, so he told Brown Ears to take the city kid and run. After Mikki looked around for a bit, he was dragged underground, and into a basement by Turfstabber, who trapped him in a forcefield. After a small scuffle, Turfstabber punched the floor of the cellar, and accidentally combined with it. Mikki simply left the cellar, and Turfstabber was never seen again.

While Mikki was boarding up the cellar's entrance, he suddenly felt a cold wind, and realized that Claw Rotgut was upon him. Claw Rotgut started swinging his claws at Mikki, causing him to flee in the direction that Brown Ears ran earlier. He picked up Erito, who he found halfway in the ground, and used Sky Lasers to fly away from the unseen Rotgut, who screamed in anger. Mikki saw Brown Ears, so she grabbed her, then flew on top of a skyscraper. Claw Rotgut followed them, however, and all three of them jumped off of the skyscraper to escape, landing on a car.

### Church of Fertility Arc

The car belonged to Simon Waloria, a delivery driver for **The Olive Garden**. Simon offered to drive the three to safety, and explained that Brown Ears saved his life one time, but claims that she died in the process. Simon drove them to his sister, Sister Mary Waloria's church, **The Church of Fertility**. The group walked into the church, walking past a loan-manager who "beat himself up" according to Simon. After Mikki and his group entered The Church of Fertility, fighting off a random ghost in the process, Sister Mary greeted them, and told them they'd be safe because The Church of Fertility worships The Sky Onion. Mikki got fed up with not knowing anything, so Brown Ears explained what The Sky Onion truly is.

Brown Ears explained that The Sky Onion used to consist of infinite layers that everyone used to live on separately, until Craxil no Kami, the God of Destruction, destroyed The Sky Onion, combining every layer into one. This event was called **The Shattering**. She also explained that it took the power of every god to seal away Craxil no Kami under the center of the final layer, and that The Nightmare Troupe plan to resurrect Craxil no Kami with the blood of Greed, Shovel Blade, and Claw Rotgut. After this, Sister Mary pulled out The Flute of Binding, which Brown Ears thought was already destroyed. Sister Mary explained that the flute needs to be powered by faith and hope, before everyone in the room besides her suddenly passed out.

Mikki woke up in a glass box, with Brown Ears, Simon, and Erito in adjacent glass boxes. Sister Mary explained that she will physically extract the faith and hope out of Mikki, the one chosen by The Sky Onion. She explained that the process won't kill him, but it may make him relive his most traumatic memory. The monitor shut off, and Claw Rotgut appeared and tried to kill them, but his claws couldn't penetrate the glass boxes they were trapped in, so he sat and waited for the boxes to open on their own. Mikki started a debate with Claw Rotgut about why he wants to resurrect Craxil no Kami, but Claw Rotgut was too far gone to listen to reason. At the end of the debate, Claw Rotgut revealed himself as another surviving **Gahl'Vuhr Sehn Sehn Sehn Sehn**, then a tube came down from Mikki's cage, and he seemingly went back to the past.

Mikki woke up in a dream from 3 years ago, when he, his mother, and Onicha were playing a game called **Gali**. Mikki's mother fainted from dysentery, then promptly died in his arms. Mikki cried, and was taken back by a few minutes to the beginning of the game of Gali, forced to relive this moment over and over. After a bit of wandering, Mikki punched the memory of Onicha, then he woke up in a void. Mikki's father appeared, and explained that the only way to escape is to kill yourself, and Mikki immediately punched a hole through his own head.

Mikki woke back up in the glass cage, and everything was normal. Claw Rotgut pondered a way to open the cages, before walking over and snapping Sister Mary's neck, causing Simon to go on a rampage inside his own cage. Claw Rotgut found out that he can break the cages if he tries hard enough, but decided not to, and left, taking The Flute of Binding with him. Mikki used all of his strength, and fired a massive laser that shattered his own cage, but it bounced off a mirror, and hit Mikki in the chest, crashing him into the wall. Erito also somehow escaped from his cage, and walked over to a console, hinting that Mikki could use that to open the cages. He found the controls to open the cages, but a virus stopped him from doing so. Brown Ears explained that he can use the power of The Sky Onion to enter the computer and destroy the virus from within, which Mikki promptly agreed to.

Using the abilities of The Sky Onion, Mikki entered **Cyberspace**, and saw JokeStar, a Level 3 Clown, inside of the cage control's computer. JokeStar explained that he hacked inside of the computer to keep the Gahl'Vehr Segn Sehn Sehn Sehn, Brown Ears, trapped in the cage. JokeStar also explained that Erito, who Mikki assumed was just some weird dog, was actually Mikki's father, who created him using The Flute of Binding. Mikki was shocked, and JokeStar also told him that he is a God called a **Cattlewuff**, a being of 99% possibility and 1% reality, with the power of creation, and that Brown Ears is trying to exploit his powers for her own purposes. Mikki was confused, and JokeStar demanded that Mikki join Nightmare Troupe or his friends rot in the cages forever, and when Mikki refused, JokeStar forced Mikki to face his own past.

Mikki saw images of his mother, Onicha, and his friends from his destroyed village: **Greusim**, **Eldolith**, and **Aribar**. He also saw Ko'on for some reason. All of these images started tormenting Mikki, giving him survivor's guilt. Just as Mikki was breaking down, Erito somehow entered Cyberspace, shocking JokeStar, and proving himself as Mikki's father. After giving some words of encouragement for his son, Erito exploded into a white light, and vanished. Mikki didn't let Erito's sacrifice go in vain, and fought against JokeStar.

Eventually, Mikki headbutted JokeStar through the torso, causing JokeStar to transform into a creature not unlike Erito. Mikki explained that since JokeStar took power from the same portal as Erito, he has now turned into a similar creature. JokeStar explained that the reason he wants Mikki to join The Nightmare Troupe is because Craxil no Kami will come back with or without the troupe's assistance, so if he joins the troupe, he'll get to live, and get a chance to stop Craxil no Kami. After speaking these words, JokeStar went limp, and closed his eyes.

Mikki got warped out of Cyberspace, and back into **The Church of Fertility**, where the cages of Brown Ears and Simon opened. Simon walked over to his sister's corpse, and said that he would take her body to The Olive Garden. Simon left The Church of Fertility, after saying goodbye to Mikki and Brown Ears. Mikki, no longer trusting Brown Ears, told her that he knows she's hiding something.

### End of Dalphilipia Arc

During a ride in a rented car back to Dalphilipia Mikki demanded that Brown Ears gave him answers about her past, but all she said was that Gahl'Verh Sehn Sehn Sehn Sehn couldn't be born after The Shattering, yet that she was born after the event. When the two of them saw the skyline of Dalphilipia, they realized that the city was on fire, with demons and undead roaming the street. After slaying countless demons and undead, Mikki and Brown Ears came face-to-face with the Necromancer, Xenlon.

Xenlon was upset that Mikki and Brown Ears killed her "cute demons", and began to attack them. Mikki assumed that he could banish the demons by using Xenlon's staff, so he fought back. Mikki tried to block Xenlon's lightning, but soon realized that Xenlon's power is nearly equal to that of Claw Rotgut. Xenlon summoned a horde of demons, and flew above them while Mikki and Brown Ears were swarmed. Mikki asked Xenlon why she's destroying the city, and a demon named Toad gave a stupid answer. After Mikki asked again, Xenlon answered that if she kills everyone in Dalphilipia, their despairs will help Craxil no Kami grow. This angered Mikki, who unsheathed two swords made of light, killing demons in an AOE around him.

Mikki jumped at Xenlon, but she disappeared and attacked Mikki from behind at the same time. Mikki correctly guessed that Xenlon can control time itself with her staff. Mikki was severely outmatched, and being choked out by Xenlon, until Onicha's uncle came in from left field and punched Xenlon in the face. Xenlon fired a bolt of lightning through the uncle's head, but he was uninjured, and stole her staff, which as Xenlon said, was so fast that the only ones who could catch it were the troupe's lieutenants and Greed. The Thunderstaff teleported back into the necromancer's hands, however, and she was able to ground the uncle with her lightning. Onicha's uncle kicked Xenlon into a wall, but she used her Thunderstaff to rewind the uncle's time, until he was supposedly reduced to a skeleton and dust.

Xenlon thought that she won, until Mikki pointed out that Onicha's uncle swapped his position with a demon, and that it was a demon's skeleton she sees. Onicha's uncle appeared behind Xenlon, holding a pen to her throat. Xenlon got mad, however, and stopped time, shoving a demon through Onicha's uncle's chest. Onicha's uncle kept attacking Xenlon, but she kept stopping time, and eventually, she used her staff to remove the skin from Onicha's uncle's face. Eventually, Onicha's uncle quickly removed Xenlon's heart, claiming that she used her staff too much, and that she was defenseless without it. Xenlon then turned into a black liquid, which the demons started drinking.

Onicha's uncle, now reunited with Mikki and Brown Ears, had a nice conversation, and discussed where Greed could be, until suddenly, Onicha's uncla and Brown Ears felt a dangerous bloodlust. Onicha's uncle told Mikki to run, but was interrupted by a shovel slicing his arm off, courtesy of Shovel Blade. Mikki tried to fight his brother's killer, but his sister, Ucie Maohsu was with Shovel Blade, and Brown Ears chopped Mikki's neck, and she carried his unconscious body away at top speed.

12 hours later, Mikki woke up on the outskirts of Dalphilipia, where Brown Ears carried him. Mikki wanted to go back to Dalphilipia to help Onicha's uncle, but Brown Ears wanted Mikki to train with her until he's strong enough. This erupted into a fight, where Mikki claimed that Brown Ears was only manipulating Mikki to abuse his powers, and he left for Dalphilipia on his own. After walking through the streets of demons and zombies, he eventually found Simon killing a demon with a breadstick. Simon explained that he's been defending Olive Garden from demons for the past 3 hours, and that Mikki should help. Mikki declined, still looking for Onicha's uncle, and told Simon that he left Brown Ears behind because she was manipulating him. Simon correctly guessed that Onicha died because he ran in alone, and that Mikki is doing the same. Simon also pointed out that Mikki probably loves Brown Ears, which Mikki probably didn't know himself, but Mikki declines this claim.

A few demons appeared, which Mikki fought off, until Claw Rotgut appeared, the cold air killing the remaining demons. Mikki gave Simon a piggyback ride to run away from Claw Rotgut, but he was just too fast. Claw Rotgut created many ice spikes around him, which Mikki tried to melt with a Sky Laser, but found that he couldn't. Claw Rotgut swung his claws at Simon, who tried to block with a breadstick, but the breadstick broke, sending Simon crashing into a wall. When Mikki tried to make sure Simon was okay, Claw Rotgut trapped Mikki in a bubble of frozen time. Mikki demanded to know where Onicha's uncle was, but Claw Rotgut popped the bubble, tore Mikki's arm off, and ate it. Claw Rotgut trapped Mikki in another bubble, and left for a few minutes.

Mikki was trapped, with only his dark thoughts to keep him company. After an hour, Claw Rotgut came back, and asked Mikki how he wants to die. While conversing with Claw Rotgut, Mikki noticed Simon sneaking up behind Claw Rotgut with a breadstick. Mikki tried to gesture to Simon that it was a bad idea, but Simon didn't listen. After being hit with a flurry of blows, Simon eventually pulled out a **Glock 18** and shot Claw Rotgut twice in the head. This didn't work, however, to which Simon pulled out two more pistols, followed by three more pistols. Claw Rotgut says that guns are useless "borrowed power", and Mikki took that to heart, remembering that he uses powers from The Sky Onion, and not his own powers.

Something awoke in Mikki, who burst free from the time bubble, and attacked Claw Rotgut with surprising strength. Claw Rotgut created many ice spikes at Mikki, but they shattered on impact, giving Mikki cold burns. Mikki bent Claw Rotgut's arm behind his back, but ice spikes erupted from Claw Rotgut's back, impaling Mikki. Claw Rotgut then punched Mikki in the head, breaking his neck, before incasing him in a block of ice, with only his head revealed. Claw Rotgut was about to finish of Mikki, but Simon fired two more shots, giving Mikki the opening to punch through Claw Rotgut's chest, and shatter his frozen heart.

Claw Rotgut fell to the ground, and was slowly freezing over, before giving his last words to Mikki and Simon. He told them that Claw Rotgut got an upgrade, and is now stronger than he was before. Simon also told Claw Rotgut that he never poisoned the olive oil. Mikki and Claw Rotgut acknowledged each other as powerful opponents, and Claw Rotgut claimed to see the world he wants most, before shattering, his icy pieces scattering in the wind.

### Lost Power Arc

Mikki and Simon went back to The Olive Garden, before both falling over. Mikki realized that his wounds weren't healing, leaving him with a broken neck, and a hole in his stomach. A mysterious figure entered The Olive Garden, calling Mikki a 'pitiful creature' and dropping a cell phone near him. The figure left, and Mikki picked up the phone, hearing Brown Ear's voice. Brown Ears was worried, and during the call, Mikki confirmed that he killed Claw Rotgut, before he passed out. Brown Ears arrived in The Olive Garden, and Mikki confirmed the he lost the powers of The Sky Onion. Brown Ears offered to heal Mikki, but Mikki told her to heal Simon instead, and she obliged. Brown Ears healed Simon's wounds, and Simon apparently got The Church of Fertility's doctors to heal Mikki with magic.

Brown Ears gave Mikki a breadstick, and he apologized for not trusting Brown Ears, and the two made up. Brown Ears told Mikki that now that he's awakened his Cattlewuff powers, The Sky Onion assumed that he didn't need it's powers anymore, and that Mikki will likely never use these abilities again. Mikki told Brown Ears that Shovel Blade is stronger than Claw Rotgut, and she told Mikki that she knows a place where he can train his new Cattlewuff powers. Simon joined the two on a car trip to this new location, Simon driving his totaled car. Brown Ears explained that the three of them are going to meet her father, Flog, who is the master of a forest that is one of the last natural places in the world. She explained that Flog is one of the strongest people in the world, but is a pacifist, and will no longer fight.

After entering the forest glade, Mikki, Simon, and Brown Ears met with Flog. Flog said that he'd train Mikki and Simon, but that Brown Ears is not allowed to watch. Brown Ears told her father that she wants to be his daughter again, but he shoo'd her away. Flog informed Mikki about **Power Levels**, saying that Simon's Power Level is 14, Mikki's is 750, Claw Rotgut's was 800, and that Shovel Blade and Greed's are likely 900. Flog said that his own Power Level is 975, the highest level a mortal can achieve, and that Erito's is over 999. Mikki and Simon trained with Flog in hand-to-hand combat for days, and Flog told Mikki that his physical powers are top notch, but he hasn't tried to use his **Cattlewuff's Power of Creation** yet. Mikki created a duck, but Flog quickly informed Mikki that he shouldn't create life, and the duck exploded into gore.

Mikki's ears were blown off in the explosion, and Flog gestured to his ears, and Mikki got the idea to turn his own head into that of a donkey's. Flog called Mikki a dumb-a\*\*, and Mikki turned his head back to normal, growing new ears. Simon congratulated Mikki on his new powers over creation, and they continued to train with Flog. Mikki asked Flog why he shoo'd his own daughter away, and Flog told Mikki that it was because he wants to tell Mikki about her past. To kill Craxil no Kami would be to kill Brown Ears, so Mikki vowed to stop Craxil no Kami before Greed resurrects him. Flog gave Mikki a map to the temple that Craxil no Kami is sealed under, and is shocked to find that it's directly under Dalphilipia, which is the center of the world. With their training completed, Flog told Mikki that his Power Level went from 750 to 900, and told Simon that his Power Level went from 14 to 16.

### Temple of Craxil no Kami Arc

Mikki and Simon drove with Brown Ears back to Dalphilipia, where Brown Ears correctly guessed that Flog told them about her past. Mikki told Brown Ears that he doesn't want to kill Craxil no Kami, but Brown Ears stated that she's already prepared to die for slaying the god of destruction. Mikki vowed to keep Craxil no Kami sealed, so that Brown Ears doesn't have to die. The three of them drove up to the **Temple of Craxil no Kami**, which was a bizarre combination between a castle, a longhouse, and a Japanese-styled house, with two clowns guarding the entrance. Mikki threw a rock at their heads, and they turn in the opposite direction. The clowns claimed that it must've been the wind, the kept guarding in the opposite direction, letting the trio sneak into the temple.

After walking through a large hallway that seemed to go on forever, the trio eventually ended up in a large, dark room, with a horde of Flying Snapping Turtles sleeping on the ceiling. Simon woke them up like an idiot, and Mikki and Brown Ears killed all of them. However, the corpses of the turtles combined into a large Winged Land Octopus, but even that was easily dispatched by the trio. After their victory, Simon was very happy, stating that after they defeat Greed, he can go back to The Olive Garden, before he was tragically punched through the back by a shadowy figure, and dragged into the wall. Mikki panicked while Brown Ears stood back to back with him, Mikki claiming that Simon can't possibly be dead. Mikki and Brown Ears walked down a hallway, and Brown Ears told Mikki that Simon's killer was probably Greed himself, because he called Simon 'weak', which angered Mikki.

After walking for a while, Mikki and Brown Ears came across a wooden door painted with blood. Brown Ears told Mikki that she'd take the lead, because she can't die until Craxil no Kami is dead, but when she opened the door, she was pierced with hundreds of shovels, courtesy of Shovel Blade. Mikki was angry, and entered the room, only to find it be a graveyard, with various corpses everywhere, and a massive throne made of bones in the middle, where Shovel Blade sat, his left hand replaced with a shovel. Shovel Blade told Mikki that Greed granted Shovel Blade the ability to raise the undead to do his bidding after he lost his land. Mikki claimed that Shovel Blade won't even use his own power, to which Shovel Blade responded with the fact that he doesn't need to, and created a large mass of corpses with a red eyeball. Mikki created an explosion from within the corpses, exploding the bodies in flames.

Shovel Blade laughed at Mikki, and informed him that the corpses were the corpses of everyone from Mikki's home village, causing Mikki to break down. Shovel Blade shot many shovels at Mikki, cleaving off his arm, piercing his chest, breaking his bones, and turning his organs to mush. Shovel Blade was about to finish Mikki off, until Brown Ears threw a shovel from her back at Shovel Blade, who caught it, and jammed in into her neck. Mikki stood up, and regenerated his lost limbs, accidentally growing new ones in the process, and charged at Shovel Blade, who turned the entire ground under Mikki into a giant shovel, which tried Mikki dodged, but was decimated by dozens of other shovels. Mikki regenerated however, and Shovel Blade summoned a giant zombie named Tamazusa.

Mikki created shovels of his own, and dug underground, Tamazusa quickly approaching, but suddenly, the same shadowy figure that killed Simon grabbed Mikki, and put him in a sarcophagus, with gas slowly filling it. Mikki was about to give up, but he saw a vision of The Olive Garden, where Simon and Sister Mary Waloria told him not to die, causing the sarcophagus to randomly open. Mikki's reunion was interrupted by his sister, Ucie Maohsu, who he assumed died in the explosion back in his hometown. Ucie kicked Mikki in the head, knocking him to the ground, and getting angry because she thought Mikki killed Xenlon, who she referred to as 'Big Sis Xenlon'. Ucie continued to kick Mikki, proclaiming her power level to be 890 and growing, until Mikki created a near unbreakable cage around Ucie, leaving her behind, feeling pity for his sister. Ucie screamed and swore at Mikki as he returned to the room where Shovel Blade and Brown Ears were last.

Mikki entered the room with the throne of bones, and saw Brown Ears pinned to the wall with shovels, with her throat missing. Mikki walked over to try to heal her, but she told him that it's a trap, and Shovel Blade pierced Mikki all over with shovels. Mikki unsheathed two shovels from his back, and began to use them like swords, clashing with Shovel Blade in a duel. Shovel Blade dived at Mikki with the strength of a meteor, but Mikki created a large ball of shovels to block him. Mikki saw an opening, and using a curved sword that Brown Ears gave him earlier, Mikki slashed at Shovel Blade, only for Ucie to jump in the way, and take the slash across the torso.

Mikki went over to Ucie, and asked why she protected Shovel Blade, and she explained that she helped with her **Nightmare Plague**, which she claimed was given to her by Erito. She said that whenever she took off her mask, and black handprint would appear, and Shovel Blade helped her live with it. Ucie told Mikki that she joined The Nightmare Troupe because Erito gave her a plague, then abandoned her, and wanted revenge. Mikki pointed out that Erito didn't abandon their family out of his own will, and he never gave anyone a plague. Ucie was shocked, and looked towards Shovel Blade, who confirmed that he gave Ucie the Nightmare Plague and lied to her, manipulating her into joining the troupe. Ucie was shocked, before she was decapitated by Shovel Blade's shovel hand.

Mikki fell to his knees, and Shovel Blade began beating the helpless Cattlewuff. Mikki thought to himself everything that Shovel Blade had done to him, and his intrusive thoughts took over, making him violent, and making him turn to bloody revenge, not in control of his body anymore. Mikki blasted forward, breaking the sound barrier, and punching a hole through Shovel Blade's chest, which he replaced with a shovel blade. Mikki started ruthlessly slaughtering Shovel Blade, who fought back, breaking Mikki's arms like twigs, and cutting off his fingers, to which Mikki didn't even notice. Mikki created dark tentacles from his arms, using Shovel Blade's own shovels against him, eventually making Shovel Blade desperate enough to pull out a strange device, which he claimed would heal him, and that it was a gift from Greed. However, the device didn't do anything, and Mikki shattered the device with his tentacles, causing Shovel Blade to lose a lot of blood. Shovel Blade was crawling on the ground, and Mikki walked over to him and curb-stomped his head, splattering his head, and ending Shovel Blade's reign of villainy.

Mikki's skin caught on fire, and the room started shaking, until Brown Ears put a hand on his shoulder, calming Mikki down enough for him to pass out. When Mikki woke up, he was inside Brown Ears's **Cube of Detention**, which she immediately released him from. Brown Ears explained that Mikki went berserk because he accidentally absorbed some of Craxil no Kami's power when he went under the temple, but that he was okay after going unconscious. Mikki and Brown Ears continued through the temple, finally finding the final door, which looked like it was made out of petrified blood with a longsword in the middle. They opened the door to see Onicha's uncle confronting Greed, in a large room with a black geyser in the middle.

Onicha's uncle claimed that he was going to kill Greed in the name of Onicha, whom Greed disrespected. Onicha's uncle charged straight at Greed, who fired a dark beam through the uncle's chest. Onicha's uncle told Mikki that it was his turn, before seemingly dying. Mikki approached Greed, unsheathing his curved sword, and Greed unsheathed his own curved sword. Mikki cut off Greed's arm, but Greed appeared behind Mikki unharmed, hitting him to the floor. Greed's sword started glowing, and grew twice in size, before he swung it towards Mikki, breaking Mikki's sword, and cutting into Mikki's shoulder. Greed pushed Mikki against a wall, but Mikki created a cartoon bomb, which exploded, making Greed let go, but somehow another cartoon bomb appeared on Mikki's back, before exploding.

Greed explains that his ability allows him to steal and grant abilities, which he demonstrated by making Mikki's skin as hard as diamond. Brown Ears attacked Greed, wrapping her scarf around his neck, and stabbing him with her sword, but it didn't affect him. Greed stole Brown Ears's sword, and threw her against the wall, causing her to spit up blood. Greed started squeezing Mikki's head, until Erito jumped out of nowhere, biting hard into Greed's shoulder, and strangling him with tentacles, causing Greed to drop Mikki. Erito told Greed that Mikki won't lose to him, and became a sword for Mikki to wield, which Mikki impaled Greed, but Greed seemed unharmed. Greed transformed into Onicha, distracting Mikki long enough for Greed to get a punch in, knocking Mikki to the ground, and stealing Mikki's sealed Sky Onion powers.

Greed created a sword out of **Dark-Light**, which he dubbed **God-Slaying Sword**, which grew to a massive size. Surprisingly, the Erito sword was able to block Greed's sword, which Greed found interesting, before he created a darkness infused whirlpool, which Mikki blocked with a giant cork, which forced him to drop the Erito sword. Greed attacked Mikki using the abilities of Claw Rotgut and Shovel Blade, until Mikki rearmed himself with the Erito sword, clashing with with Greed's God-Slaying Sword once again. Greed created 9 clones of himself, and they each created a large tornado around Mikki, Mikki was able to avoid the tornado, and kill a few clones, before Greed combined with the clones, whipping Mikki with his tail. Mikki was bleeding out on the ground, when he got the idea to create a duck. The duck flew into Greed's eyes, and exploded into blood, blinding him, allowing Mikki to get a lot of hits in. The panicked Greed created a miniature sun, but Mikki created a giant duck, which exploded into blood, dousing the sun. Mikki started beating up Greed, stabbing him in the head, until Greed started sucking out Mikki's blood, but Mikki cut off Greed's tail, using it to inject his own blood into Greed.

Greed writhed in agony due to the Cattlewuff blood entering his body, but quickly rejected it, and stood up, stating that it was time for Craxil no Kami to revive. Greed explained that to resurrect Craxil no Kami, you need the souls of three beings with **Power Level** 900 or more. Greed pulled out a device that looked identical to the one Shovel Blade claimed would heal him, but Greed explained that instead of healing him, it stole his soul. Mikki asked who the other two sacrifices would be, and Greed lunged towards Mikki, intending to sacrifice him, but Erito jumped in the way. Erito told Mikki not to waste the opening, and Mikki created a replica Erito sword, and impaled Greed, before swinging upwards, cleaving a huge chunk out of him. Left with no other option, Greed decided to sacrifice himself, Erito, and Shovel Blade's soul to resurrect his god. They fell backwards into the dark geyser, and an explosion shook the world.

### Sacrificed Souls Arc

Craxil no Kami came out of the black geyser in his temple as a giant orb, before two white wings came out of the orb, and flying towards **Mount Pinnacle**, a mountain overlooking Dalphilipia. Mikki asked Brown Ears what they could do, but she replied that there was nothing they could do, as Craxil no Kami was immortal. Mikki said that he does have a weakness, The Flute of Binding, but Brown Ears said that Greed likely had it on him before he sacrificed himself. Flog appeared and told Mikki that the flute was inside of Craxil no Kami, but that it couldn't be destroyed, because Craxil no Kami created it. Flog then told Mikki that there was a way to retrieve the flute, but that it's dangerous, before pulling out a similar-looking device to the one Greed used to sacrifice Shovel Blade's soul. Flog explained that the device was called **The Harvester of Souls**, but Flog modified it to only hold part of Mikki's soul, allowing Mikki to sacrifice himself, retrieve the flute, then come back by Brown Ears reversing the device.

Brown Ears said that she'd do anything to kill Craxil no Kami, but that it was too risky for Mikki, but Mikki promptly agreed. Flog coughed twice, stating that a side effect of the spell that sealed Craxil no Kami is that once it's broken, Flog would start dying. Mikki and Brown Ears were sad, but Flog said that he's content with dying for fixing his own mistakes. Mikki and Brown Ears returned to the ritual room, and after some last words of encouragement, Brown Ears activated the device, causing Mikki to leave his body as a soul. Mikki jumped into the black geyser, falling into **The Void** within Craxil no Kami. After falling for a while, Mikki ended up in what appeared like a dark cavern, with purple geysers spewing from the cracks in the walls and floor.

After wandering for a while, Mikki heard the sound of a flute playing, and starting sprinting towards it. The sound of the flute got louder, before Mikki also heard the sound of a reverberated burp coming from the came direction. Eventually, Mikki heard the sound of metal clashing, and found Greed's soul playing The Flute of Binding. Mikki demanded the flute, but Greed said that he wants to see Craxil no Kami's destruction with his own eyes, and that he wants to steal Mikki's body. Mikki denied his offer, and asked Greed why he resurrected Craxil no Kami, and Greed played the flute, showing Mikki Greed's past. Mikki was in an alleyway, where he saw a young Greed, who was digging through trash, until a fat guy picking his nose showed up, and showed disgust of Greed's snake tail, and ridiculed the young boy, before kicking him in the stomach, then in the head, then the fat man flicked a booger on the sick boy, before walking away.

Later, the young Greed slithered out of the alleyway, accidentally bumping into a group of three delinquents. The three delinquents demanded an apology, and started kicked the poor boy on the ground, until suddenly, the boy heard the voice of Craxil no Kami in his head, who told Greed to kill the three delinquents in exchange for power. Greed threw one delinquent into another, killing them both on impact, and sprayed poison in the third's eyes, until the third delinquent punched himself to death. Greed was clearly manipulated by Craxil no Kami, and Mikki could tell, as Craxil no Kami told Greed that once Greed resurrects him, the he'll make Greed his general, which is definitely a lie. Mikki returned to The Void with Greed still playing the flute, where Mikki told Greed that Craxil no Kami was definitely manipulating him, which Greed denies.

Greed created a shark made of shadows, which bit Mikki's leg off, causing him to flee, eventually running into the soul of his father, Erito, in his human form, who explained that he's been in this void for a long time, and could only possess the creature that he became for a few seconds at a time. Erito also explained that he partially blames himself for the way Greed is, saying that after Greed killed the delinquents, Erito took Greed in as an apprentice, and raised him as his own, trying to show him that now all humanity is rotten, but after three years, Greed left on his own to form The Nightmare Troupe. Erito told Mikki that he'd help him fight to get the flute from Greed, and that he'll hold off Shovel Blade's soul. Erito fought with Shovel Blade, and their souls seemed evenly matched, while Mikki fought with Greed's soul.

Greed's soul pointed his God-Slaying Sword at Mikki, who felt his body slowing down the more the sword pointed to him. Mikki created a tentacle from the the cave wall, which flew towards Greed, who slashed at them with his sword, but they turned into water. The water went into the ground, and a jet of flame came out of the ground, which Greed blocked with his sword. Greed swung his sword at Mikki, who blocked with a black-and-red shield, which was useless, as Greed stabbed him through the back. Mikki confidentially declared that he's getting the flute back, and pulled himself off of the sword, while grabbing the flute out of Greed's hand. Greed created many small versions of Craxil no Kami out of blood, which began cracking Mikki's shield, until they exploded into bright red flame, burning Mikki, before being blinded by Greed. Mikki stumbled into a pit, but he created a grappling hook, which he couldn't effectively use, as he was blind. Mikki somehow landed back in front of Greed, who created water to try to drown Mikki.

Mikki tried to swim away, but Greed created a large blood hammer, smacking Mikki, before trapping Mikki in a chest made of blood. Erito continued being evenly matched with Shovel Blade, until Erito told Shovel Blade that Greed betrayed him, lying about the device which Greed said would heal Shovel Blade, but it instead stole his soul. Shovel Blade didn't believe him, but asked Greed anyway, and Greed immediately confirmed it, angering Shovel Blade. Shovel Blade impaled Greed with hundreds of shovels, forcing Greed to drop The Flute of Binding, giving Erito the opportunity to open the blood chest, letting Mikki steal the flute. Greed ran towards Mikki one last time, but Shovel Blade impaled Greed with more shovels, giving Mikki that last chance to say goodbye to his father, and for Brown Ears to retrieve Mikki's soul.

### Final Battle Arc

Mikki told Brown Ears that he'd retrieved The Flute of Binding, but Brown Ears told Mikki that they'd still have to kill Craxil no Kami themselves, and that getting the flute was the easy part. Mikki and Brown Ears left Dalphilipia, and saw Mount Pinnacle, which looked beautiful and peaceful, like the calm before the storm. Suddenly, black smoke appeared out of the mountain, and a 40-foot metal dragon named Gorgle Blibliblibli erupted out of the side of the mountain, followed by many hideous Flying Creatures. Brown Ears told Mikki that Gorgle Blibliblibli must be a general that Craxil no Kami created, and that it's stronger than Shovel Blade. Mikki proclaimed that he defeated Shovel Blade, and used a tree to propel himself towards the metal dragon.

Mikki landed on the back of the dragon's head, and started punching it, which had no effect on the dragon, who flung Mikki to the ground. Gorgle Blibliblibli fired rockets out of his mouth at Mikki, but they missed and hit Dalphilipia, destroying the city. Mikki saw a flying creature perched on a destroyed temple, and grabbed onto it's back, and made a deal with it to fly him towards Gorgle Blibliblibli in exchange for letting it go. Gorgle Blibliblibli chomped on both of them, but they were actually dummies that Mikki created, and Mikki jumped off the creature, which was able to get away, while Mikki was on the dragon's back. The dragon complained that the dummies tasted like wood, and unleashed his three iconic Metal Pieces to attack Mikki.

Mikki created a shield, but the three sentient pieces pierced his shield, and two of them pierced his torso. Mikki created a sword out of wood, and attacked Gorgle Blibliblibli's eye, which infuriated the metal pieces, who combined into a sword and shield wielding knight. They demanded to duel Mikki, but The Flying Creature that helped Mikki came back to help to attack the Metal Knight, but got shield-bashed, which knocked it out. Mikki used this opening to stab through Metal Piece #1's humanoid body with his wooden sword, then expand the sword, destroying it's metal body. Metal Piece #2 and #3 swung themselves at Mikki an their own, but Mikki simply did the same to Metal Piece #3, causing the sword to shatter and fall off the dragon. Metal Piece #2 proclaimed that he was the strongest of the three pieces, attempted to crush Mikki from above, but Mikki used the wooden sword to pierce it's body, but instead of expanding it, he turned it into an exploding duck, which destroyed the final metal piece.

Gorgle Blibliblibli was furious at the loss of his "babies", and he started to fly straight up, in an attempt to get Mikki to fall off of his back, until they were above the clouds. The dragon then used what he called **Craxil Ability: Cloud Sea**, which appeared to transform the clouds in the sky into a raging ocean, in an attempt to drown Mikki. Mikki created a diving suit and tried chipping away at the dragon's armor, but the water pressure proved to be the best defense. Mikki got a brilliant idea, and created carbon dioxide within the water, which when combined to the oxygen of the water, was more poisonous than any acid. Gorgle Blibliblibli was poisoned, and dying, having been defeated by Mikki's wit, but he decided to make a deal with Mikki, to help him fight Craxil no Kami in return for saving him. Mikki didn't trust the dragon, but obliged regardless, and the Cloud Sea disappeared.

Gorgle Blibliblibli started flying back to the surface, and Mikki asked the dragon how he'll help fight against Craxil no Kami, and he said that as long as he had his army, they might win, only to find that Brown Ears killed the entire army. Mikki told Brown Ears that Gorgle Blibliblibli was their ally now, but Brown Ears was more than skeptical. Gorgle Blibliblibli told Mikki and Brown Ears that they would have to climb the Mount Pinnacle, where Craxil no Kami is cultivating power, because if he flew up there, Craxil no Kami would become suspicious. Mikki and Brown Ears climbed up Mount Pinnacle, slaying many demons in the process, until they reached the top, where Craxil no Kami lay within an evil crystal, gathering his power.

Craxil no Kami began speaking to Mikki within his mind, telling him that Craxil no Kami was born from the stars, and only wishes to destroy every star so that he can live forever. Craxil no Kami comes out of the crystal, and reveals his true form, who's body is that of a beast, with legs like that of a spider, a dragon's head, a tail with a blade on the tip, and arms like that of an insect. Mikki says that it looks like Erito, and Craxil no Kami reveals that he was the one who transformed Erito into the creature. Mikki was furious, and charged at Craxil no Kami, but the God of Destruction shot a jet stream of black flame at Mikki, who dodge rolled out of the way, but the black flame kept chasing Mikki, until Brown Ears dispelled it with her scarf. Brown Ears then jumped on top of Craxil no Kami, and help him by the neck with her scarf, giving Mikki the opportunity to play the Flute of Binding, stripping Craxil no Kami of his immortality, and causing a massive explosion of black flame.

When the flames died down, the mountain top was surrounded by a ring of black flame, and Brown Ears was impaled on Craxil no Kami's tail, which he slammed into the ground, leaving her in a crater. Craxil no Kami taunted Mikki by telling him that Brown Ears is no longer immortal now that Craxil no Kami is mortal. Mikki tried to help Brown Ears, but Craxil no Kami swung his tail at Mikki, sending him flying into the solid wall of black flame. Craxil no Kami stepped on Mikki's chest, but Mikki created a steel ball, and smacked Craxil no Kami in the head with it. Mikki said that the only technique he could use against the God of Destruction was **The Uwais Technique**, but Craxil no Kami simply laughs at the idea, stepping on Mikki until a barrage of missiles collided with Craxil no Kami, curtesy of Gorgle Blibliblibli.

Craxil no Kami's attention turned towards the traitor, and Craxil no Kami flew towards Gorgle Blibliblibli using bat wings that he just sprouted. The two giants began clashing in the air, and Craxil no Kami swung his tail, destroying a nearby island, and Gorgle Blibliblibli gathered all the nearby islands and began using them like a sword, slashing Craxil no Kami and sending him into a mountain. Craxil no Kami then latched onto Gorgle Blibliblibli's body, and began sucking out all of his water. Mikki tried to help, but Gorgle Blibliblibli revealed that he was able to remove the blade from Craxil no Kami's tail, and that his life wasn't pointless, before turning to dust. Mikki crawled towards Brown Ears, and Brown Ears told him that the Flute of Binding can summon the dead, before dying in his arms.

Mikki was devastated, and Craxil no Kami landed behind him, before shooting a barrage of teeth at Mikki, which Mikki blocked with a stone wall. Mikki created a barrage of ethereal rock shards which launched themselves at Craxil no Kami, which actually seemed to harm him, if only a little, before Craxil no Kami swung it's claw at Mikki, and picking him up by the throat. Mikki created three exploding ducks in Craxil no Kami's face, but they didn't affect him too much. Craxil no Kami started choking Mikki with his tail, which he dubbed **The Tail of Torment**, before Mikki fired a beam of light at Craxil no Kami, mimicking the Sky Onion's powers, before he pulled out The Flute of Binding, summoning the ghosts of Erito, his Mother, Uncuru, Onicha, Sister Mary, Simon, JokeStar, Ucie, Gorgle Blibliblibli, and Brown Ears.

The ghosts were all knocked over by a dark wave, but each found hope within themselves one by one, and all stood up with Mikki against The God of Destruction, and Onicha's uncle, Flog, Ko'on, Pizza Face, and Muscle Lord appeared in the flesh to help fight Craxil no Kami. Everyone attacked Craxil no Kami at once, making him start losing his mind, and causing him to swipe his claws, killing Pizza Face and Muscle Lord instantly. Craxil no Kami flew into the sky, and grew to the size of a small moon, before Onicha's uncle jumped into the air, and stabbed Craxil no Kami in the eye with a glowing sword, destroying The God of Destruction once and for all, and covering the world in a sea of dark blood.

Mikki looked at his hands, which are now covered with blood, realizing that his goal was achieved and the world was saved. Flog told Mikki that the Flute of Binding was destroyed when Craxil no Kami was destroyed, and that all the ghosts moved on to the next world. Flog told Onicha's uncle that he's the last of the Gahl'Vuhr Sehn Sehn Sehn Sehn, which Onicha's uncle didn't know. Flog set a crown on Mikki's head, and told him to become the new king of The Sky Onion, which will slowly heal itself now that Craxil no Kami is dead, before dying himself, turning to dust. Mikki, Onicha's uncle, and Ko'on looked towards the sunset, and Ko'on told Mikki that he doesn't know what happened, but he gained all of Flog's physical powers, while Mikki gained Flog's mind. The three survivors claimed that their adventure wasn't finished, and walked into the sunset.

### Epilogue

Three years after the death of Craxil no Kami, Mikki sat atop a throne, with Onicha's uncle as his chancellor, and Ko'on as his general, even though an army isn't needed. The world's layers have slowly started to return, and were at peace. Mikki's royal scientist, Dr. Fetuski walked into the throne room to tell Mikki that The Gahl'Vuhr Sehn Sehn Sehn Sehn reproduction project was nearly complete, and Mikki left to see the "paragons of genetic perfection", as his story ended.

## Quotes

* "But he eats sushi and uses a smart phone!"
* "Remember that time when we were kids and you gave me those fish as a present? I ate them."
* "Bribery is the way of the coward. A real warrior fights his opponent face to face."
* "If his name is Shovel Blade, where is his shovel?"
* "I thought you died of dysentery!"
* "He... He was gonna leave this village! He was gonna take me fishing!"
* "I like the way his slimy skin feels."
* "... I want to open the box... But I can't... Why... Why won't you help me..."
* "Pulling these nails out, who the fook are you?"
* "Will this Sky Onion powers be able to reattach my legs?"
* "Goodbye, Ko'on. You were a good opponent."
* "Shut up! I'm trying to talk to the girl now!"
* "De- de de de de de de de deERERERERE!"
* "Oh, dooky!"
* "It's a fruit, not a parachute."
* "How does he know the way of the shinobi!?"
* "Pain! And my face!"
* "I'll set your cat on fire if you don't let him go."
* "You're a Level 2 Clown? That's the best there ever was!"
* "I've been afraid to call her name... because I was afraid I wouldn't hear an answer..."
* "Nope! Nope! I don't want to sleep!"
* "Mother! Is it your dysentery again?"
* "I'm not the man I want to be."
* "I understand! You went into the same portal as Erito, so now you suffer the same fate."
* "Shut up, Toad! I'm asking Xenlon! Xenlon! Why the hell are you destroying this city?"
* "You're incredible, Onicha's uncle! I'm glad we're on a first name basis!"
* "Also, you're hurt! You're face is just a skull now! You're lucky you survived Xenlon's power."
* "No, the truth is you're a liar and a user. You're trying to make me do all the work, so you can sit back and relax."
* "But she isn't telling me the truth! Remember, you saw her get hit by a truck and die, yet she's perfectly alive now! She hasn't told me anything!!!"
* "I... I don't love her!!!! What m-m-makes you s-s-say that!?!?!? She's just a... A friend!!!!"
* "My mother told me to become a doctor. But I didn't listen. I've decided to go on a dangerous journey, and everyone I know is dead. What kind of doctor kills everyone they know? I should've just become a doctor... I can't even save myself."
* "Fight someone your own size! I'm a Cattlewuff! I'm twice your size!"
* "Farewell, clawed fiend of the night."
* "Wait... don't tell me... let me guess. I need to train somewhere quiet and with few distractions so I can reach deep within myself and embrace the power of my inner-sovereignty or whatever it's called."
* "Even worse! How am I supposed to defeat the Nightmare Troupe and resurrect the Olive Garden if I can't use the power of the sky?"
* "I mean... YOU can't do anything, Simon. You'd just get in the way."
* "This must be the turtle blood, right? Because Simon is okay, right?"
* "Why... why would you join the Nightmare Troupe?! Why would you eat people!?! Shovel Blade killed everyone in our village, and you helped him! You're a monster!"
* "Ucie, you're not thinking clearly! Why would you want to revive a demon that'd just enslave you and crush your very soul? I didn't think you'd be so stupid..."
* "Nightmare Ability: Duck of the Battlefield!"
* "No! If we kill Craxil no Kami, then you'll die! I don't want you to die! I... I love you, Brown Ears! You taught me to stand up for what's right! But not, like love-love you!!! I love you like a friend, you know!!! Like how a man and woman can be friends!!!" - Mikki friend-zoning Brown Ears.
* "It's because they're dummies, you idiot lizard! Take that!"
* "... That was a ducky."
* "It increases the water's toxicity, which is now more poisonous than any acid."
* "No, that's wrong, Craxil no Kami! We'll use our hopes, dreams, desires and ambitions to end your story, and write a new one! It'll be the story of a victors, not the story of a villain! It'll be the story of the Olive Garden!"
* "Craxil no Kami, you can't stop us! We're going to write a better ending! An ending where everyone lives! An ending where everyone is happy! An ending filled with love and laughter! An ending that will never be erased!"