Quetzal

Quetzal was the first openly Mexican CEO of Don't Come to Close Ninos Firing Squad Inc. And an honerary member of the KKK.

# Early Life

## Quetzalcoatl

### Aliases

The Don't Come to Close Niǹos guy, the guy from dragon tales.

### Affiliation

Don't Come to Clos Ninos Firing Sqaud Inc.

## Physical description

### Eye color

KKK

Little is known about Quetzal's early life, the most we know is that he was born sometime in the 1500's when Spanish explorer/conqueror Hernan Cortez destroyed the Aztecs. Legend has it that Quetzal was born from Hernan's hatred of the people that now live in Mexico.

# First Sightings

Quetzal was first sighted in the 1990's when he reportedly said to a bunch of children; "Don't come to close niños" An officer then attempted to shoot him, but he flew away with his "Angel wings." He than re-appeared a few days later with his new girlfriend AK-47. They got married the same day, and Quetzal reportedly opened fire on the entire crowed. Quetzal continued to show his face and attack public figures. Eventually he had to escape to America were he joined the KKK.

# Quetzal in the KKK

Quetzal joined the KKK in 2001 after he found out that Mexicans live in the US. He participated in 80 cross burnings, and 140 other protests. He was also arrested 15 times. If you're wondering why these are such round numbers, you should also be wondering why his belly is so round. Quetzal sparked controversy in the KKK because he was, in fact, Mexican. This caused a division of the KKK, the Ku Klux Klan, and the new Qu Qlux Qlan, or QQQ (The Spanish Q is pronounced as a K). The QQQ remained almost the same to the original QQQ, except the cross burnings featured Mexican flags, and often involuntary Mexican participants. The changes stop there.

# Quetzal's KKK y QQQ trials

Quetzal was arrested 15 over 14 years. Only 3 of these cases involved a trial, and only 1 of those 3 got him in jail.

Trial 1. Quetzal had been arrested during a KKK cross burning. This was the only case of arrest while in the KKK. He was charged with a hate crime. But when the trial started he showed off his fire breathing power on the judge's face. He then proceeded to fly away with his "angel wings."

Trial 2. Quetzal had recently created the QQQ and participated in his first involuntary participant burning. He was charged with 1st degree murder, but he found a lawyer, and put him on gunpoint to defend him in trial. His lawyer was slick enough to slip him out of that one stating that; "Were they really all that american?" thankfully the judge was a fascist (It was in Alabama) and let Quetzal off with a pardon (Maybe not so thankfully).

Trial 3. Quetzal's identity was found out. The police Stormed his house and locked him in jail without seeing a judge. He broke out, and got an official parden because he had "angel wings."

# Don't Come to Close Ninos Firing Sqaud Inc.

Quetzal left the KKK, and his faction (the QQQ) because they weren't killing enough Mexicans. So he joined DCTCNFSI created by Charles Entertainment Cheese (See in section C of characters). He soon found himself enjoying the job. In 2016 Charles resigned as CEO to run Charles Entertainment and Fun Center™. So Quetzal took up the job, becoming the first openly Mexican CEO of the company. He started a new campaign that is still ongoing to this day, and has taken at least 4,500 lives. Quetzal always stated his reason; "They weren't American." But when someone asked about him being Mexican he'd shoot them and fly away with his "Angel Wings."

Quetzal gained quite a reputation with his campaign. But he managed to improve it. He made a name for himself by crediting himself to be the first person to say; "Don't come to close Niños." The quote became famous, and could be found all over the nation. This one quote got him on 50 shows, all of them resulting in the injury or death of at least one person.

# What he's up to now

While he's still spearheading a violent campaign in Mexico, he's been trying to improve his reputation and make more people join Don't Come to Close Ninos. So he started a new campaign called "Qool Quetzal Qan" or QQQ. Once he realized that was the name of his faction of the KKK, he changed it to "Among us LOL!" Then he realized Among Us is a game that Mexican people play, so he changed it yet again to; "Quetzal is rad!" The ratings may have been terrible, but the ideas weren't. He did tricks no humans could do, like the; Fly away, or the; falling off it 'cause you're old. But he figured out a good strategy by singing "One, two, buckle my shoes." The ratings went sky high for 5 days, until everyone started hating the song, then the got worse than before. So he tried a new strategy. He found out that the trends for teenagers were to shoot up their schools. So he recorded himself doing that five times, in Brazil, because he hated Portuguese speakers more. This got the teens exited for a life of killing people. But one day the Brazilian government asked him to stop shooting up their schools, so he had to stop. But his skateboarding show did relatively good after he got a little skill.

Quetzal is still alive and still Qool, and he's in the prime of his life. And he also encourages kids to eat eggplants.

Note; Though this article was originally created in the Loraxian Wiki, it is a part of the Chuckee expanded universe. Also both articles are made by Bigchungusjuicymen, And I approve of me moving the article I wrote over to the universe I made.