Gulch Hell Podcast Toilet Tapes 2

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## Episode Summary

Lets jump into the toilet and check it out. Lets swirl around and smell the smells of a nasty toilet. OKay? The boys from the Gulch are back and we're going inside the toilet and FLUSHING!!!

## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew talked to Miles and Alex, the hosts of *It's a Beautiful Day in the Gulch*.
* Gulch Hell Warning
* Josiah and Miles and Alex and Drew watched a video called "Toilet Flushing Compilation" about a bunch of toilets put together flushing.
* Josiah and Miles and Alex and Drew watched a video called "How To Have Fun With a Toilet" about how to waste even more of you precious time by rigging a toilet.
* Josiah and Miles and Alex and Drew watched a video called "STF's TP Test Clog Compilation (Half-Year Compilation)" about tests done on countless toilets over the past half-year.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "It's a beautiful day in the globe."
* "That's not about a toilet, that's about a ass."
* "OK but all bits aside, uh you are actually getting bit by - no, this is a real thing that there are fleas at your house, right? Like I don't wanna sell this like a joke, there are literally fleas at Alex's house, this isn't a joke."
* "[In response to Miles's question about whether Josiah or Drew have a pest problem] Yeah, Drew. Drew. Uh I have a pest problem named Drew."
* "Whoa, that one's full of piss!"
* "This is so much more than just a toilet flushing compilation. It's a robust ratin- this is like some Anthony Bourdain shit."
* "I'm trying to drown out the constant flushing and pissing sounds but..."
* "Oh my God. The toilet flusher video that Miles just posted, in the screenshot you can see that the kid's barefoot."
* "Drew usually says, 'Can I go use my bedroom', and then it - it's the toilet."
* "I'm a toilet hipster. What can I say?"
* "Shout out to Ifor ap Glyn."
* "It's a beautiful day in the toilet."

### Drew

* "Gulch Hell Warning."
* "[On the topic of eating two tapeworms] Yeah, I mean either way, they're gonna fuck, whether it's - they're the same um gender and can reproduce, whatever. You put tape- two tapeworms in a stomach together, they're gonna get fuckin. They're gonna suck each other off, too."
* "Oh, I have a pest problem. Josiah Hughes. \*belch\*"
* "Let's check out the ur-anals."
* "I don't like the way he's fingering the toilet."
* "Part of my culture is going into your bathroom and flushing down 30 feet of uh cheap toilet paper. And if it can take it, I'm flushing 50 feet next time I'm comin over."
* "He's like the Neo of toilets."
* "What a great tribute it would be to have uh a toilet that would be Elvis Presley the king, his face, and his mouth would be the toilet, and like the top of the toilet seat would be his pompadour so that when you would open the toilet and you would uh piss inside of Elvis's mouth."
* "There was a turd here once."
* "I'm gonna become the Calgary toilet Joker."
* "[In response to Josiah's question about what the point of this episode was] 'What's the point?' The point is that um we needed to do an episode and uh we got Gulch Pod and it's the continuation of The Toilet Tapes and it's just about vibing to us hangin out and listening to toilets flush. There doesn't need to be a point. The point is the journey. The point is the fact that we're even doing this, that we're getting to hang out with each other online and create a podcast for our fans who appreciate us and we respect them."

### Miles

* "There it goes. The child urinal. Let's see how that flushes."
* "I wonder if he has a problem with how much water starts in the bowl."
* "[On the topic of having a bidet] That's OK for [her] to have one cause her husband is uh European. But I shouldn't have one cause I'm American."

### Alex

* "[On the topic of his fleas] I'm not doing a bit, I'm getting bit."
* "Our toilets are like spraying like geysers, just like uh if you could imagine the toilet flushing in reverse in that it sprays all the water out into the room instead of going down the bowl."

## Trivia

* This episode was performed in conjunction with Miles and Alex from the podcast *It's a Beautiful Day in the Gulch*.
* This is the second episode of The Toilet Tapes, after Its Beautiful Day in Globehell AKA the Toilet Tapes PT 1.
* The Ghost Of Podcasting can be heard at the beginning of the episode repeatedly saying, "Gloooobe".