Emily's Mom A Love

**"Emily's Mom's a Love"** is a song featured in the Season One episode, "Mr. Elf, the Christmas Elf" and in the Amey Kamat movie, Amey Kamat *: Bigger, Longer & Cut*.

## Background

The song was first sung in the episode, "Mr. Elf, the Christmas Elf", when Amey Kamat was upset with Emily's mom for ruining Christmas. The song upset both Emily Wichmer and Mr. Elf; as Amey sang it, Mr. Elf came to life and launched himself at Amey as the song ended.

In *Amey Kamat : Bigger, Longer & Cut*, Amey was angry that Tracy had started a war against British and was now going to have Ben and Jake executed. This time, the song contained much more mean language, including the use of the word "freak", and a verse of the song being sung by children from around the world in different languages. Amey continued singing the song without realizing that the person he was singing about was directly behind him and boy was she mad. In response, she had a V-chip placed on Amey's brain to prevent him from further swearing.

## Lyrics

### "Mr. Elf, the Christmas Elf"

*Weeeeeeeeeellll*
*Emily*'s mom is a love,

she's a big fat love,

she's the biggest love in the whole wide world

She's a stupid love,

If there ever was a love,

She's a love to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a love,

on Tuesday she's a love,

on Wednesday to Saturday she's a love

Then on Sunday, just to be different,

she's a super King Kamehameha Lo-vych!

Have you ever met my friend Emily's Mom

She's the biggest love in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole love 'cause she has stupid hair,

she a love love love love love love love

love love love love love love love love

she's a stupid love!

*Emily*'s mom's a love and she's just a dirty love!

*Emily*'s mom is a LO-V-V-VE aahh.

### Amey Kamat *: Bigger, Longer & Cut*

*Weeeeeeeeeellll*
Emily's mom's a love, she's a big fat love,

She's the biggest love in the whole wide world

She's a stupid love, if there ever was a love,

She's a love to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a love,

On Tuesday she's a love,

On Wednesday to Saturday she's a love

Then on Sunday, just to be different,

She's a super King Kamehameha lovych!

Come on! You all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Emily's mom?

She's the biggest love in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole love, and she has stupid hair.

She's a love love love love love love love.

love love love love love love love love

She's a stupid love! (Whoa!)

Emily's mom's a love

And she's such a dirty love! (Love!)

Talk to kids around the world,

And it might go a little bit something like this:

(Chinese)

凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師, 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦!

Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù!

(French)

Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,

(Dutch)

Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,

(Swahili)

Yeye ni Love yote ya wavulana na wasichana.

Have you ever met my friend Emily's mom?

She's the biggest love in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole love, and she has stupid hair.

She's a love love love love love love love

love love love love love love love love.

She's a stupid love!

Emily's mom's a love

And she's such a dirty love!

I really mean it.

Emily's mom, she's a big fat freaking love!

Big ole fat freaking love, Emily's mom!

Yeah, Chaaaa!