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This is a RWBY parody, if you're wondering.

## And now for a very important Dust commercial!!

*Legends.*

*Stories scattered through time.*

*Mankind has grown quite fond of recounting the exploits of heroes and villains, forgetting so easily that we are remnants, byproducts of a forgotten past.*

*Man, born from dust, was strong, wise and resourceful.*

*But he was born into an unforgiving world, an inevitable darkness, creatures of destruction. Creatures of Grimm, set their sights on Man and all of his creations.*

*Oh yeah, and there was also Faunus, too, but there's no room in the script to talk about them.*

*These forces clashed, and it seemed the darkness was set on returning Man's brief existence to the void.*

*However, even the smallest spark of hope, is enough to ignite change, and in time Man's passion, resourcefulness, and inguenity led to the tools that would help even the odds. This power was appropriately named, Dust.*

*Whiiiich is what we're going to be talking about today, folks!*

*Dust has been used for centuries in order to enhance Semblances, and make them shine, baby, shine!!*

*Got a Semblance that lets you get more powerful the angrier you become? Well, Dust will not only strengthen your punches, but it will also make you look*fab-u-lous *while you're punching, baby!!*

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*Got a Semblance that can make animals come to you and defend you while in battle? Not only will Dust make you more appealing to them(not that you*need *to be more appealing, baby~), but their abilities will be enhanced in battle as well!*

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## Chapter Uno

Garnet Hood was, at the moment, just sitting in a corner of a Dust store and reading a weapons magazine, as you do.

While geeking about over the various weapons shown off in the magazine, she failed to notice-

"Hey!" She exclaimed, looking up at where I am on the other side of the screen- wait. Is she talking to me!?

"No, I'm talking to the wall," She deadpanned. "Of course I'm talking to you! Do you mind? I'm trying to read the greatest weapons magazine over here!"

Well, *I'm*trying to narrate over here, and that's more important, so neener neener!

Garnet narrowed her eyes, then got out a phone-shaped object from her pocket and made it unfurl itself into a fancy red and black scythe, pointing it straight at me.

"You wanna fight, bro?" She said, getting up. "Because I'll fight you if you don't let me read in peace!"

Dude, I'm on the other side of the screen! I doubt that you could even *touch*me, even *with*that scythe of yours!

*"You want to test that theory?"*Garnet threatened just as a group of store robbers came into the store and held the owner at gunpoint. "Wait, what!?"

"Get all the Dust you can," The head of the robbers said to the others, smirking.

Oh look, the guys who are one of the reasons I wanted to narrate the story are here!

"So, wait," Garnet said, looking at me again. "These guys are the ones who made you want to narrate this story? *They're*the real people who interrupted my reading of the greatest weapons magazine of all time??"

Well yes, but-

*“How dare they* interruptmy reading of the greatest weapons magazine of all time!" Garnet exclaimed, pointing her scythe at the robbers.***"THEY MUST DIE!!”***

Unfortunately for Garnet, the robbers noticed her pointing her scythe at them and pointed their guns and swords at her at their leader's prompting.

For some reason, though, Garnet smirked when she saw this.

"This is going to be easy," She said.