Hazel's Message/Team Excalibur is Born and It Feels So Good To Be Bad

*(The group continued their way down the path towards their destination, following Kairi, Lollie, and Amy's group in the process. Then they come upon the cottage itself. Everyone else got amazed by the cottage itself while Kairi, Lollie, and Amy's group smiled calmly and proudly in victory, having gladly found the place to help Rinoa out of the spell she's under)*

Camille: So this is Hazel’s cottage you talked about….

Dewey: Yeah.

Scrooge: Bless me bagpipes, and we were lucky you remembered the path since no Kodama and/or Will-of-the-Wisps came and helped us.

Serena: And is she a nice woman?

Cream: She is a very nice woman, like we told you.

Kristoff: Never doubt her kindness.

Tikal: Despite having some spunk.

Huey: Wow, a nice witch!

Louie: With some spunk!

Webby: That’s goody!

*(They approached the front door. Kairi then knocked on the door. But nothing. She knocked on it again, but nothing still)*

Amy: Is she out?

San: Not sure.

Ashitaka: But we’re gonna find out.

*(Ashitaka unlocked the door with a spare key he has in his pouch and opened it, and to everyone’s calm surprise as Ashitaka puts the key away, the entire cottage is empty, and Hazel is nowhere to be seen)*

Ashitaka: Grandmother?

San: Hazel?

Kairi: Maybe I can snap my fingers outside the cottage like she did.

Big: Uh, Kairi? I think....

*(They go outside, ignoring Big, and after closing the front door upon exiting, Kairi snaps her fingers, and then opened the door, but nothing changed)*

Milhouse: That's because you don't have magic in you, Kairi. Sorry.

Kairi: I'm aware, Milhouse.

Lobo: Why don't we find some clues on where she is?

Everyone except Lobo: Good idea.

Pikachu: (Agreeing) Pika.

*(Then they re-entered)*

Rouge: Why would Hazel leave suddenly without contacting us about that first?

Ashitaka: Was she leaving for somewhere else in a hurry?

*(Then they noticed the cauldron with a vial next to it. They approach it in curiosity. Outside, Tempest Shadow’s group secretly arrived and listened in while still hidden, watching the group look at the cauldron and vial)*

Sweetie Belle: (From inside) Why is there a cauldron in this empty house?

Cosmo: (From inside) I don’t know. But it has a potion vial that Hazel uses to leave messages on why she’s gone.

Elsa: (From inside) Then perhaps we'll find out from this.

*(Back inside, Kairi picked up the vial and looked at Amy's group, which Amy explained)*

Amy: Just add one drop to hear the message in the cauldron.

Olaf: (Agreeing) Pour too much and it won’t work.

*(Kairi then dripped a drop of the potion into the cauldron and after the cauldron bubbled a bit upon the drip's contact with the cauldron's interior, a blue smoke-like light emerged from within. Then it revealed an image of Hazel’s happy face in a magic hologram)*

Hazel: Ah, hello! If my magic assistants get this message, then it is now revealed that I have already left for the Wicker Convention in Dublin, Ireland for a week. My apologies, my assistants, but I couldn’t wait longer or contact you on time, for otherwise I’d be late.

*(Amy's group gave a flat realizing look, as if saying “Now you tell us!” while Ashitaka calmly realized his theory of Hazel leaving in a hurry is, indeed, true. Then Hazel continued)*

Hazel: So, young red-haired girl with the Pink Kitstar, this is the message I shall leave you in case my assistants haven’t found you on time. Here it is; My assistants and I forgot to tell you that the spell we gave you was a transformation spell, not a mind-changing spell. And if you should've said “Mind-changing spell,” we would’ve gave it to you. If you’re not satisfied with the spell you got, there is a way to break it by yourself. No one’s magic, not even mine, Wizardmon, and/or Excalibur's magic, unfortunately, can break the spell. But before I leave you the answer to break the spell, I shall tell you that the spell will become permanent after the fifth sunrise. Now, here is a cryptic message I shall leave you that will help you break the spell. Listen well.

*(Then the blue smoke-like light turned red as Hazel made a serious look)*

Hazel: “Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.”

*(Then the smoke-like light turned blue)*

Hazel: One more time.

*(Then it turned red again)*

Hazel: “Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.”

*(Then it turned blue again)*

Hazel: All right, ladies and gentlemen! Best be on my way! Thank you for shopping in my cottage. And tell my grandson twice removed, Ashitaka, if you meet up with him, that I said “Hello” and that I wish him luck! Ta!

*(Then the message ended as the smoke-like light disintegrated and returned into the cauldron, as the group got confused and turned to Amy's group in question)*

Kaya: What does that cryptic message mean?

Anna: We honestly don’t know either.

Rarity: (Aghast) What?

Big MacIntosh: How could you not know?

Sora: You’re magic assistants, right?

Marge: You *should* know, right?

Limestone Pie: Please?

Homer: (Hopefully) Do you?

Kristoff: Technically, we may be magic assistants learning magic.

Elsa: But we don’t know how to decipher cryptic messages on spells yet.

Homer: D'oh!

Darkwing: (To himself in annoyance) Yep, yep, yep, I guess it serves us right for saying some harsh words to Rinoa yesterday!

*(Rinoa whines a bit in agitation and annoyance, then dagger stared at Kairi)*

Kairi: What?

Olette: So, it’s Kairi's fault we got a confusing cryptic message on how to break the spell?

Lisa: Just because Kairi made a mistake with that spell doesn't mean she's to blame if she's gonna try and set things right.

*(Maggie nods in agreement while sucking on her pacifier a bit. Rinoa gave a flat angry look, but then Fluttershy and Cosmo reassured Rinoa)*

Fluttershy: It’s nobody’s fault you’re a female Midday formed Lycanroc.

Cosmo: Not even your daughter’s and/or Hazel’s.

*(Rinoa looked at Kairi silently, and she softened a bit. Then she moaned a bit)*

Fluttershy: See?

Serena: Nobody’s fault.

Aqua: That's right.

Kairi: Fluttershy, Cosmo, Serena, and Aqua are right.

Camille: (Reassuringly) We’ll find a way to fix it.

Milhouse: That we're certain of.

Martin: If we can beat the three day cycle on getting to Camelot and Excalibur, as well as the five day cycle before the fifth sunrise deadline.

Nemo: Yeah.

*(Then seeing the group heading towards the door, Tempest Shadow’s group silently and secretly hid themselves in some bushes. Then some bushes moved themselves aside, as if they're alive. Surprised with Tempest Shadow's group at first, with Tempest Shadow just being annoyed, Bushroot grabbed one of the bushes' branches)*

Bushroot: (Whispering savagely) Hide us!

*(Then, to his and Tempest Shadow's group's surprise, the bushes actually heard Bushroot's command and obeyed him, hiding them again)*

Escargoon: (Whispering in calm amazement) You must've developed a Dr. Dolittle side of the plant world, Bushroot.

Bushroot: (Whispering, looking at his leaf hands) I must have did.

*(Once outside the cottage away from the bushes, the group talked with each other)*

Sora: Okay. We got you to Hazel’s cottage, like you wanted. Now can we find Excalibur?

Aku-Aku: Sora, calm yourself.

Roxas, Ventus, and Leo: Relax.

*(Sora turned to Aku-Aku, Roxas, Ventus, and Leo’s direction)*

Aku-Aku: Patience is the most important key.

Comet Tail: Aku-Aku has a point.

Roxas: A definitely good point.

Leo: Yep.

Ventus: Never doubt it.

Sombra: For if disorganized, will lead to chaos.

*(Slowly realizing they’re right, Sora sighed softly in defeat)*

Sora: Okay.

*(Then he changed the subject)*

Sora: Now, if we’re to find Excalibur, we need to work together like Aku-Aku said before, for now.

Bart: (Shrugging) Fine by us.

*(Epona knickers a bit while the Pokemon and the animals made some animal noises a bit in agreement)*

Kairi: And besides, my sisters, cousins, friends, and I always dreamed of becoming knights.

*(Sora, Crash, Jack, and Amy's groups got interested)*

Sora, Crash, Jack, and Amy's groups: Really?

*(Even Polar, Pura, and Baby T gave a bark, meow, and groan in interest and question. Kairi’s group nods while Rinoa sighed in soft agitation. Then Nemo changed the subject)*

Nemo: Well, why don’t we form a temporary team name?

Sora: Nemo, what makes you think you’re the leader?

Ventus: Sora, be nice.

Roxas and Leo: Please.

Kristoff: (Pretending to be Sven) Mind your manners. *(In his normal voice)* Sven has a good point.

*(Realizing they're right, Sora changed his tone)*

Sora: (Changing his tone) Okay, Nemo. That’s a good idea.

*(Then Sora and Nemo started discussing what their team name should be)*

Nemo: I know. Anyway, I was thinking a great team name to sound, well, dynamic.

Sora: Something cool.

Nemo: Something smart.

Sora: And not so stupid.

Bart: (Agreeing) And something that won't get bent.

Nemo: I was thinking….

*(Icarus chirps a bit in curiosity and agreement. The he and Nemo brightened up and so did Sora)*

Sora and Nemo: I got it!

*(They looked at each other)*

Sora: How about “Team Excalibur?”

*(Nemo and Icarus got surprised and then happy)*

Nemo: How ironic, Sora! I was thinking that name, too!

*(Icarus happily chirps a bit in agreement)*

Sora: Since Excalibur was the sword that brought this kingdom to life….

Nelson: (Agreeing) Along with defeating Scarabland's attempted tyranny....

Nemo: (Agreeing) We could unite as one like our kingdom!

*(Sora held one hand out to Nemo and getting it, Nemo held his out and they held each other’s hands in agreement, much to everyone’s calm happiness)*

Sonya: Well, “Team Excalibur’s” fine with me.

Lisa: I concur.

Camille: And me.

*(Everyone clamored in agreement while Rinoa nods in approval. Then North spoke up)*

North: If we are to form a team for good, we need to recite the Oath.

Olaf: (Confused at first) “Oath?” *(Realizes)* Oh yeah! The Oath of the Knighthood!

*(Then calmly piling their hands onto each other, they recite the Oath with Rinoa softly whining and barking it a bit and then in soft happiness)*

Group: This is the Oath of the Knighthood as old and true as the Sun, the Moon, the Stars, the Land, the Sea, and the Sky. The knight who holds true to honor and the six virtues will rise to destiny like the sun, and the knight who breaks it will suffer the consequences. Like the ivy that grows on things, this oath will runneth over and back. For the strength of the knight is honor and virtue, and the strength of honor and virtue is the knight.

*(Then the hand-pile ended, thus officially creating Team Excalibur. Then they turned to Crash’s group)*

Lea: Well, since you said you know, and remembered, where Excalibur disappeared in this forest....

Wiggum: Lead the way.

Ralph and Genius: Please?

Crash’s group: (Nods) You got it. (Of course.)

Male members of Crash's group: Follow close behind.

Female members of Crash's group: And don’t get lost.

Coco: Step lively please.

*(They nod and the adventure officially begins for real. With Tempest Shadow’s group, they overheard the whole thing and then Tempest Shadow, MLP Grubber, Fat Tony's gang, and Michael and Iago's groups forcefully dragged Leatherhead's group with them to go tell the villains, if they find them. Back at the lake, Vanitas, all livid and covered in vine remains, has just freed himself, Bulba, and Preed from the vines with the two latters' help. Then they landed onto the ground gracefully like cats, partially covered in some vine remains)*

Vanitas: (In calm anger as he, Preed, and Bulba get up in recovery and yanking the last of the vine remains off of themselves) Those brats and meddlers are going to pay for this!

*(On "Pay," he roughly, and angrily, yanks the very last vine remain off of his right shoulder. Then Preed shot the rock creature with his gun, and upon the laser's impact, the rock creature coughed up Koala, Squint, Silas, Anti-Sora, Blackthorn, Puppetmon, and the Komodo Brothers up, and they're covered in a little bit of moss and mud. Then some shots fired from beneath the fallen tree trunk, destroying it, and then Pinstripe, having shot the tree trunk down with his tommy gun, climbed out with Ripper, Rilla, Al, Ivan, Napoleon, Raz, Dobson, Gupta, Piedmon, and the Beagle Boys, all covered in broken branches)*

Napoleon: (Mumbling in annoyance) *Zut*, *zut alors*.

Ivan: Speak English besides French along with Silas!

Al: This ain't France, Shorty!

Silas: He's right!

Napoleon: (Annoyed) I know! And don't call me "Shorty!"

Squint: (Agreeing) Like how I hate being called "Bunny" and "Cute!"

*(Then, Drake, Ratigan, Gutt, and Flynn, with Drake and Ratigan being masked, broke the surface of the lake's water where the magic whirlpool sucked them in with Dunce Spark, who is wearing a water-proof badge, Gutt, and Liverpool's help, pulling a gasping Bebop, Rocksteady, and Flynn out with them)*

Flynn: (Finishing his gasping with Bebop and Rocksteady) Back below the water, I was literally thinking "What're we gonna do?! That magic whirlpool's gonna make us drown!"

*(Gutt roughly grabs Flynn's nose and yanks him to his own face in anger)*

Gutt: (Annoyed and angrily) You're a sea creature, you idiot!

Liverpool: (Agreeing in anger and annoyance) Yeah, you can breathe underwater like I can!

*(Then Gutt threw Flynn back, releasing his nose roughly. Upon recovering in realization, Flynn got happily sheepish)*

Flynn: (Happily) Oh, yeah, that's right! I forgot.

*(Then they climbed out of the lake, all soaking wet)*

Blackthorn: (In annoyance in a whiny way) Aw, great! Now my plant-based makeup is ruined by the mud and moss!

Liverpool: Oh, relax! We're next to a lake full of water.

Flynn: (Cheerfully) And you can fix your plant-based makeup after you clean yourself up.

Blackthorn: (Realizing upon noticing the lake again) Oh, yeah, that's right.

*(Then she went to the lake's shore and washed her ruined plant-based makeup off, as well as the mud and moss. Even the rest of the villains cleaned themselves off with both the lake water and Piedmon's magic, even using Piedmon's magic to dry themselves off. Then Blackthorn puts her plant-based makeup back on once dried off and cleaned up)*

Dunce Spark: (During the clean-up) It's definitely a good thing I was wearing a water-proof badge on me.

Rilla: (During the clean-up) Otherwise you'd short-circuit.

Gutt: (Sarcastically, during the clean-up) Well, good for you.

Ratigan: (While he and Drake unmask themselves, during the clean-up) Especially our masks helping us breathe underwater.

Drake: (During the clean-up) That's right.

Bulba: (During the clean-up, calmly angry at first) And we didn't actually expect that minstrel showtune song of theirs *(Shouting in anger)* WOULD WEAKEN THOSE WHO ARE UNDER OUR POTION'S MAGIC!!

Ripper: (As their clean-up is finished up, dumbfounded) How were we supposed to know that song is that potion's weakness?

Flynn: (As their clean-up is finished up, dumbfounded) That is a good question.

Tempest Shadow: (Voice-over) Good question, indeed.

*(The villains turned upon finishing their clean-up and heard Tempest Shadow say that. Then she, MLP Grubber, Fat Tony's gang, and Michael and Iago's groups arrived with Leatherhead’s group in tow and then Fat Tony's gang pushed Leatherhead's group down towards the henchmen. Then upon seeing the villains, except a clueless and dumbfounded Ripper and Flynn, glaring bitterly and angrily at them with their arms crossed upon recovery, Leatherhead's group gave nervous sheepish looks and chuckles nervously a bit)*

Bushroot: (Nervously) No hard feelings for not helping you?

Tokkori: (Nervously) Mercy?

*(At another part of the forest, Myotismon’s group and the rest of the henchmen followed Demidevimon and Dijon in agitation while Onyx and her NightMares are smelling the ground like scenthounds)*

Hunter J: And you’re sure it’s in the Living Trees area?

Dijon: Yes, there’s no doubt that the Living Trees tried to grab us.

Demidevimon: Especially when one of them pulled Dijon's pants.

Dijon: (Braggingly) I know. I, the great Dijon, will not allow anybody else to yank my pants down again!

*(A short pause, then in a calm nonchalant angry way, Bob pulled his machete out and swiped it at Dijon, much to his and Demidevimon's shock and concern. But to the two's awkward and embarrassed surprise, it turned out Bob nonchalantly cuts Dijon's belt, making his pants fall down, revealing his white boxers with red spots, and even some gold coins spilled from his dropped pants)*

Dijon: (Screams a bit in embarrassment) My pants and coins!

Bob: (Nonchalantly) And you better secure them good if you do not wish to want *that* to happen again.

*(A short pause, then....)*

Dijon: (Cheerfully again) Okey-dokey!

*(Then he pulled his pants up again, and after resecuring them with a new red belt-like sash, he then packed away the gold coins again. The villains returned with Leatherhead’s group, having forcefully dragged them back to where Myotismon’s group is. And Fat Tony's gang and Michael's group have just finished rolling their long sleeves of their long-sleeved shirts down their arms, put their jackets, business suits, and neckties back on, as well as tucked Legs, Louie, and Johnny's neckties back into their business suits and Louie Jr. tucked the bottom part of his shirt into his pants, and buttoned up their buttoned shirts. Then upon walking up to Myotismon’s group, the villains forcefully threw Leatherhead’s group into a nearby mud puddle. As they recovered, they noticed Myotismon’s group and got concerned)*

Piedmon: These slackers didn’t help us escape our situations those meddlers put us in!

Fat Tony: And they refused to come with us back to you.

*(Leatherhead’s group grinned nervously. Then Myotismon yanked Tiny up to his face by his ears while the villains roughly grabbed Tiny and Leatherhead's group's arms, hurting them a bit)*

Myotismon: Did you go after our hostages and those involved with them?

Fat Tony: (To Myotismon) We did. *(To Leatherhead's group, casually at first)* Now, you gonna squeal on what we've seen earlier? *(Then in a menacing mafia tone)* Or are you gonna sleep with the fishes?

*(Silence, for Leatherhead’s group refused to talk while calmly glaring in defiance, then Quackerjack spits in Fat Tony's face, much to his surprise and disgust. Then Tropy, Fat Tony, and Louie pulled their own knives out and aimed them bladepoint at Dingodile’s ears after Fat Tony wiped the spit off of his face)*

Fat Tony: How dare you spit in my face, you little punk?!

Louie: Show some respect to my boss!

Tropy: Now answer our master or you lose your ears!

Tiny: We take it to grave!

Leatherhead's group except Tiny: Yeah!

Tropy: (Scoffs) Suit yourselves.

*(He prepares to cut Dingodile’s ears slowly, as if tormenting them into talking, when Dingodile, who got scared by it, finally cracked with his friends)*

Leatherhead’s group: All right, all right!

*(The villains listened with glares while Michael and Iago's groups got secretly calmly concerned for Leatherhead's group silently, that Fat Tony, Louie, and Tropy then puts their own knives away)*

Leatherhead: They went to this witch named Hazel the Green Witch’s cottage and then headed for the direction where Excalibur had disappeared, you betcha!

*(The villains got calmly surprised)*

Komodo Moe: Well….

Komodo Joe: The bandicoot’s group is leading them there, eh?

MLP Grubber: Yep.

*(Then he pulls a cupcake out)*

MLP Grubber: And while we headed on our way back to you, I found this on a Cupcake Bush. It has those delicious looking confetti sprinkles, and smells sweet and delicious....

*(In annoyance, Shredder and Krang shoves MLP Grubber's face into the cupcake's buttercream)*

Russ: (In an annoyed aghast tone) Really? A cupcake?

Krang: What's your obsession with that kind of junk food have to do with what's going on now?!

Shredder: You need to focus, you cretin!

*(MLP Grubber lifted his face out of the cupcake's buttercream, his face all covered in the buttercream. Then he licked some of the buttercream and cupcake pieces from his lips, smacked his lips, and then got happy)*

MLP Grubber: (Happily missing the point) Wow, it *is* delicious!

*(The villains, except the bumbling henchmen, groaned a bit in annoyance while MLP Grubber wiped the buttercream and cupcake off of his face and ate them, cleaning his face in the process)*

Cortex: (In calm exasperation) We're surrounded by morons.

Uka-Uka: (Agreeing in exasperation) I completely agree.

Gutt: (Agreeing in exasperation) I'll say.

*(Then Cortex changed the subject)*

Cortex: (To Leatherhead's group) Anything else from them?

Liquidator: (Missing the point of Cortex's question) Well, the cupcakes MLP Grubber said....

*(Cortex and Fat Tony's gang aimed their respective ray gun and own guns at Leatherhead's group, making them reluctantly talk some more and Liquidator, realizing what Cortex meant by his question, changed his answer)*

Liquidator: (Realizes, then nervously) Oh! Then this female Midday formed Lycanroc with them was Kairi’s mother turned into one by Hazel’s spell.

Tiny: It true.

Dingodile: And they formed some kind of team calling themselves “Team Excalibur.”

Megavolt: Just don’t shoot us!

Dingodile: Or cut our ears off!

Tokkori: We're too meek to lose our fur and/or feathers even!

Quackerjack: Me and Sparky, too, guys!

Megavolt: (To Quackerjack, in annoyance) Don't call me "Sparky!"

*(Leatherhead's group panted slowly in fear a bit. Then the villains smirked evilly, glad to have information)*

Uka-Uka: Thank you for telling us, you fools.

Fat Tony: And for that, we ain't gonna whack ya.

*(Then the villains released Leatherhead's group forcefully, making Leatherhead's group, upon recovery, rub their roughly grabbed arms a bit while Fat Tony's gang puts their own guns away and Cortex puts his ray gun away)*

Tempest Shadow: (To Myotismon) And if you recall before, we did make a deal that if I help you get Excalibur, you will help me heal my curse and end my....

Myotismon: (Nods, cutting her off calmly and in fake reassurance) Of course. *(Eyes Fat Tony's gang and Michael and Iago's groups)* Not to mention their deal with us.

Fat Tony's gang: (Nods) Of course.

Iago: (Shrugs) Who can forget that deal?

Meowth: Well, not us.

Bartok: (Nods) Oh, yeah. I mean, can't you at least consider reconsidering your conquest and just...?

Pitch: (Agreeing, cutting him off) But until that time comes, you, along with Tempest and Fat Tony's gang, belong to us.

Rasputin: One big happy family.

*(Tempest Shadow calmly hesitates a bit, but composed her cold bitter stature again, much to Fat Tony's gang and Michael and Iago's groups' notice)*

Bartok: (Nonchalantly) Oh, sure. "One big happy family" is right.

Iago: (Nonchalantly in sarcasm) That's a great surprise!

Team Rocket: (Nonchalantly) I'll say.

Discord: (Nonchalantly) Yep.

Tempest Shadow: "Family" is a bit of an overwhelming word for me lately.

Bartok: (Agreeing) Pretty sad even.

Louie: Which the other five words that are over....

Storm King: (Cutting him off, shrugging in a mocking way) We know, we know! "Friendship," "Dreams," "Knighthood," "Teamwork," and "Fantasies" are also overwhelming to poor Tempest since her getting injured and cursed, which then led to her being wrongfully banished. Boo-hoo!

*(Then he got serious)*

Storm King: Get a grip, Tempy!

*(He then gently pokes Tempest Shadow's nose, much to her calm and cold annoyance)*

Storm King: (While he gently pokes her nose) Boop.

Ripper: (Excitedly changing the subject) And just think....

*(He goes up to Myotismon's group eagerly in a crazy way while Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang just approached casually)*

Fat Tony: When we get Excalibur....

Ripper: (Cutting him off rudely, much to Fat Tony's gang annoyance) We can rule all kingdoms, and possibly, the whole world!

Louie: (In calm eagerness with Fat Tony's gang) And the Boss and us will be free along with Tempest again!

Leatherhead: (Agreeing) Along with ol' Lawrence's group again!

*(Ripper laughs crazily a bit while Fat Tony's gang and Leatherhead's group just chuckled a bit, much to the villains' annoyance while Tempest Shadow just nods in agreement to what Louie and Leatherhead said in a nonchalant attitude. Then Myotismon's group, losing their cool for a bit, finally shouted, quieting Ripper, Fat Tony's gang, and Leatherhead's group and even calmly startling Tempest Shadow, Fat Tony's gang, and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups)*

Myotismon's group: (Angrily) SILENCE!!

*(Then, while Iago chuckled sheepishly a bit in a nervous way, Myotismon's group calmed themselves and began lecturing the villains and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups while Iago calmed down)*

Kahmunrah: We didn't recruit you for such entry-leveled missions like this.

Rasputin: You all have so much to learn.

Gutt: Oh, yes.

*(Then Myotismon's group starts singing)*

Pitch: **Now we know that some of you've been malicious**

Vicious: **Spiteful**

Bob: **And a trifle vicious**

Mephiles: **It's no secret**

**That you sometimes cheated and lied**

Infinite: **And you've done some double dealing**

Negaduck: (Spinning Louie around for a bit) **Scheming, swindling, and stealing**

Storm King: (While Louie recovered and composed himself) **You're somewhat amateurs**

Splatter Phoenix: **But Heaven knows, you've tried**

Legs: Well, we answered your ad, didn't we?

Johnny: Money, power, avenging loved ones, call 1-800 vengeance.

Xehanort: Good, fellas.

Myotismon: And very soon, you guys, Leatherhead's group, and Tempest's efforts will be rewarded with freedom.

*(Then the song resumed)*

Myotismon: **You'll develop so much faster**

**Now you're working with the masters**

Hunter J: **Who will help you cultivate your darker side**

Rasputin: **You'll discover wicked ways**

**You've never known before**

Negaduck: **And you'll find that**

**When you're really rotten to the core**

Vanitas: **It feels so good to be bad**

Bob: **So delicious to be a despicable cad**

Bulba: **It's just so thrilling**

**And so fulfilling**

Gutt: **To give somebody**

**The worst time they've ever had**

Myotismon's group and henchmen: **It feels so good to be bad**

Myotismon: (Conjures some images of the people of Camelot, including Team Excalibur, with his group) **Case in point, Eraqus and his people don't know it**

**But they'll be in our power**

Merlock: **They're gonna wish**

**That they were never born**

Ruggedo: **We promise you**

**That by the third day hour**

Myotismon's group: **We'll have Excalibur soon**

*(Then they climbed onto a roller coaster car)*

Demidevimon: But Bosses, why can't me and my group get it for you again?

Myotismon: **Because you had your chance**

**And you blew it**

Pete: **We entrusted you to do it**

Uka-Uka: **But you bungled it**

Xehanort: **And threw your chance away**

*(Then Uka-Uka magically activated the coaster and it climbed up the track's high hilltop)*

Pitch: **It's a problem you created**

Cortex: **If the sword can't be located**

Kahmunrah: **We're not naming names**

Myotismon's group and serious henchmen: **BUT SOMEONE HAS TO PAY**

*(Then once at the top on that last verse, the coaster dropped down the drop very quickly, much to the non-serious henchmen's surprise and nervousness, while Snake also felt sick from the drop and Flynn is the only one enjoying it)*

Ripper: WHOOOOOOOAAAAA, SLOOOOOW DOOOOOWN!!!

Flynn: WHEEEEEEE!!!!

Dijon: We'll try again, Bosses!

Cortex: You'll never find it.

Splatter Phoenix: Only those meddlers can lead us to it.

Dedede: Then why not send Lawrence's group and me?

Vanitas: No way.

Myotismon: You work for us, you obey us!

*(Then the coaster ends abruptly and the song resumes and Snake recovered from his drop sickness)*

Myotismon: (To Tempest Shadow, Fat Tony's gang, and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups) **Though you gave us cause to doubt you**

**There's some loathsomeness about you**

Uka-Uka: **That attracts us to you as some protégés**

Storm King: **And when you've learned**

**Every creepy crummy thing we know**

Gutt: **You'll taste the joy that comes**

**When you're the lowest of the low**

Cortex: **It feels so good to be bad**

Pitch: **So delightful to be a deplorable cad**

Bob: **It's so appealing**

**To have the feeling**

Vicious: **That what you're doing**

Gutt: **Gets trouble brewing**

Negaduck: **And drives everybody mad**

Myotismon and Hunter J: **You've got our guarantee**

Myotismon's group and henchmen: **It feels so good to be bad**

Cortex: **So exciting**

Pinstripe: *¡**Olé***

Koala: **So inviting**

Myotismon's group and henchmen: **So good to be bad**

*(Then the villains did their finishing dance)*

Myotismon's group and henchmen: **Ba ha**

*(The song over, Bulba and Koala's arms and Flynn's fat belly, while the song finished, knocked Leatherhead's group into the mud puddle again. At the same time, Dijon's pants fell down again after his belt got caught on a nearby bush's branch at the song's end, and after he yelped in embarrassment, he sheepishly pulls his pants back up, again, and resecured them, again, much to Myotismon's group, Gutt, and Fat Tony's gang's annoyance. The villains then proceeded to head to the direction where Team Excalibur went. Leatherhead’s group stood up, shaking the mud clean off of themselves)*

Myotismon: Now, let's meet up with two of our comrades at our upcoming destination.

Myotismon's group except Myotismon: (Agreeing) Right.

Escargoon: (Sarcastically) Thanks for helping us up!

Puppetmon: (Sneeringly) Yeah, well, help us out of situations next time!

*(He rudely stuck his tongue out at Leatherhead's group and then joined the villains. Leatherhead’s group then glared angrily at the villains, and then secretly stuck their tongues out at them as well. Then some Rooters appeared, squeaking a bit in confusion. They noticed them and after Tiny, Dingodile, and Leatherhead gave toothy grins nervously, the Rooters panicked by the sight and ran away in fear, much to their shock, and then flat anger)*

Megavolt: (Sarcastically) Oh, great, one big toothy grin and they run away in a panic.

Quackerjack: (Sarcastically agreeing) I'll say.

*(Then Leatherhead's group goes after the villains)*

***Coming up: Wizardmon senses Team Excalibur’s mission for Excalibur and tells a recuperating Eraqus about it, who, along with Erika and Ahkmunrah's group, agrees to let them find it and deliver it back safely. With Team Excalibur, they enter Dragon Valley, which will be a little detour in order to reach Excalibur’s location. During this, they not only befriend a certain group of Mobians, a male clown-dressed man, male Mobian weasel, male hornbill, male dragon, male cricket, anthro male fairy rabbit, and anthro male fairy duck, the two latters who can't cast magic or fly for some reason, who ends up accompanying them to escort them through the valley, but also after getting captured by the villains, along with even two certain villainous male robots, at first, and then they, after learning Tempest Shadow's sad past upon capture, find new friends and recruits in Team Excalibur in Leatherhead’s group and even Michael and Iago's groups and then even two certain heroic male robots, a certain male Psychic/Fairy-type mime-like Pokemon, and a certain male Electric/Ghost-type electric plasm ghost-like Pokemon, who help them escape and get away successfully, all the while capture Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang, taking them as their hostages, and then upon that successful escape, make a deal with Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang regarding them helping Team Excalibur and Michael and Iago's groups instead of the villains, and in exchange, be paid some money and set free from being their hostages.***