Delicious: Emily's Miracle of Life/An Unusual Doctor

This is the fifth chapter in Delicious: Miracle of Life. Emily went through tough problems in the yoga facing her pregnancy, and so does Mary-Lynn.

## Level 41 - Expectations vs. Reality

*This hospital room is Emily’s worst nightmare! Will Patrick keep up with three very pregnant women?*

* Emily and Patrick enter the hospital.
* Emily: Wait a second! This isn't maternity room Dr. Heart showed me at all!
* Patrick: No worries, sweetheart! They already told us it was a false alarm.
* Patrick: They probably just needed a place to park us while your doctor works up your discharge papers.
* One pink yoga fan enters the hospital room, while the other patient, the white yoga fan enters the room.
* Emily: Patrick! There's another patient in here1
* Emily: I'm supposed to have my own room!
* Stacey: Why howdy, y'all!
* Stacey: Say, don't I know you?
* Stacey: GASP! You're Emily O'Malley! From 'Practice makes Perfect'!
* Emily: Sorry to bother you - we were just leaving.
* Stacey: Britney! Guess who's here?! It's Emily O'Malley!
* Britney enters the room!
* Britney: Emily O'Malley! Why, I just LOVE your cooking videos!
* Emily: Thank you... Er... um... excuse me while I use the restroom.
* Emily leaves to the restroom.
* Dr. Goldman Bonzo enters the room.
* Dr. Bonzo: What's all the racket in here?
* Dr. Bonzo: You mothers-to-be are supposed to be getting your rest!
* Dr. Bonzo sees Patrick.
* Dr. Bonzo: Great Scott!
* Dr. Bonzo: This man is in need of an emergency scarfectomy!
* Dr. Bonzo actions to Patrick.
* Dr. Bonzo: Phew... That was close! But you should be safe now, kid.
* Stacey: Meet Dr. Bonzo - he works here at the hospital.
* Britney: Keeps us in stitches!
* Dr. Bonzo: Great work, young man! Now, if you'll cover for me in here, I'll go see if I can find Dr. Heart for you.
* Dr. Bonzo: Meanwhile, you go see if your wife needs anything. Pregnant women need to be looked after properly!
* Dr. Bonzo leaves the room.
* Stacey: I could use a fresh lemonade.
* Britney: Make them with mint, please.

### During the level

* Patrick attends the three pregnant women.

### After the level

* Britney: Your videos are SO inspirational, they really helped me throughout my pregnancy. I just wish you made more of them.
* Stacey: My gosh you are SO big! Do you think you'll be able to film your Mother's Day segment before you go into labor?
* Patrick enters the room and lead Emily.
* Patrick: Bad news, sweetheart...
* Patrick: Allison got called to the emergency room...
* Patrick: ...and all the other doctors on the maternity ward right now are way too busy to discharge you...

## Level 42 - Murphy’s Law

*After all the preparations, what could prevent Emily from broadcasting her Mother’s Day special?*

* Emily's feeling her tummy.
* Stacey: Don't you worry yourself, pumpkin - before I had my second, I was in observation here for THREE DAYS before I went into labor.
* Britney: Of course she should worry! She's been premising us a big Mother's Day segment for months now!
* Britney: Believe me, you don't want to get on the wrong side of fans of cooking videos!
* Britney: I've seen it happen, it's not pretty.
* Stacey: Horsefeathers! This is the best place for her right now!
* Stacey: They got good grub here an' everythang - it's a like girl's sleepover, every night!
* Emily: Please, guys! Enough!
* Emily: I enjoy hanging out with you guys - really, I do.
* Emily: But I an NOT staying here until I go into labor.
* Emily: Patrick will find a doctor to discharge me any minute...
* Emily: ...and 'Practice makes Perfect' will stream live on Mother's Day as planned!

### After the level

* Emily walks while calling the doctors.
* Emily: ALL the doctors have been pulled into the E.R.?
* Emily: Well, no... Obviously, I don't want anyone to suffer on my account...
* Emily: Patrick, PLEASE find SOMEONE to sign those discharge papers!
* Emily: I'm perfectly fine - and so is the baby!
* Emily: If I don't stream my Mother's Day segment tomorrow, all my hard work will have been for nothing!
* Britney: Boy, you really stressed her out with all that talk of yours, earlier.
* Stacey: Well, if that ain't the pot callin' the kettle black!
* Britney: Think we should call in 'Dr. B'?
* Stacey: For once, I think that's a mighty fine idea you have.

## Level 43 - Doctor B

*Emily’s finally getting her check-up! However, she never expected an examination like this…*

* The fans enter the room.
* Stacey: We got some real good news for y'all!
* Emily stands up.
* Emily: The hospital got more tapioca pudding?
* Britney: Better! Dr. B is coming for another visit.
* Emily: Dr. B?
* Stacey: Now,as you know - the man makes about as much sense as slingin' a hammock between two cornstalks...
* Britney: ...but he's a great doctor! You'll see!
* Emily: I really wish Allison were her but at this pint I'll take Dr. Frankenstein if it'll get me out of here faster.
* Dr. Bonzo enters the room.
* Dr. Bonzo: Good morning, everybody! Ready for a brand new day?
* Dr. Bonzo sneaks away from women.
* Dr. Bonzo: So... you're going to be my patient today?
* Britney laughs.

### After the level; Cutscene: An Ultra-strange Ultrasound

* Emily: Er... How long will this take, I'm really in a hurry.
* The fans hop on the wall.
* Dr. Bonzo: Blow into that, please. I want to get an idea of your lung capacity.
* Emily does what the doctor says: blow whistle.
* Dr. Bonzo: I'm going to test your reflexes.
* Dr. Bonzo uses a mallet to test his reflexes.
* Dr. Bonzo: How's your hearing?
* Emily: It's fine. No problems that I'm aware of.
* Dr. Bonzo pulls off Emily's gold key. The fans laugh.
* Dr. Bonzo: How about now?
* Emily: It's the same.
* Dr. Bonzo: Well, Mrs. O'Malley, I'm afraid I have some rather shocking news for you.
* Emily: What is it?
* Dr. Bonzo: According to my chart here...
* Dr. Bonzo: ...you're pregnant!
* Emily bangs herself and the fans fall down!

## Level 44 - Cooking Brainstorming

*Nobody wants to give up on the video blog special! Stay alert, and don’t miss the girls’ ideas.*

* Fans arrive while Dr. Bonzo's working on tea machine.
* Emily: Doctor, please - when can I be discharged?
* Dr. Bonzo: Well, I'm sorry, but as far as I know the results of your REAL tests haven't even come back yet.
* Emily: Please, can you call Dr. Heart for me?
* Dr. Bonzo: Sure thing! I'll call right now.
* Emily gets angry and loses her temper.
* Emily: Oh... that's it. I'm going to have to cancel the live stream.
* Britney: No, no, no!
* Stacey: You can't do that!
* Emily: What else can I do? At this rate I'll be here 'til my baby's first birthday!
* Stacey: Why... why, we'll do your video right here!
* Britney: We will?
* Stacey reacts to Britney.
* Britney: Er... I mean, we will!
* Emily: I appreciate you wanting to help, Stacy, but how in the world would we manage that?

### During the level

* Patrick listens to the girls' ideas!
* Britney (Fan 1): Let's go to the admin room and use one of their computers!
	+ We could prepare a Pregnancy class here...
	+ And using the security cameras? No one will notice!
	+ Broccoli from the canteen is not THAT bad!
	+ I know a couple of patients who'd be pleased to help us...
	+ Really, hospital food makes people want to get better...
	+ Finding Canadian Foie Gras can't be that difficult!
	+ I have a name here, just let me pull some strings.

### After the level

* Stacey: Think about it - what do we need to live stream your cooking show for Mother's Day?
* Emily: Well, I'd need my laptop.
* Stacey: Your husband can bring that to you, right?
* Emily: Mostly, I need all my ingredients...
* Emily: ...plus pots, pans, kitchen utensils - where are we going to get those?
* Britney: I know!
* Britney: The cafeteria!
* Emily: Would they really let us borrow all that stuff?
* Britney: I've gotten friendly with some of the staff - just leave it to ME.
* They leave to Britney to sneak to the cafeteria.
* Emily: She won't get in trouble, will she?
* Stacey: Please! That girl? She's slicker than a snake in an oil spill.

## Level 45 - Grand Hospital Cuisine

*Britney found lots of food. The bad news is… it’s hospital food. Try to find something useful in there!*

* Stacey and Emily are delighted to see Britney brought food.
* Britney places food on the bed.
* Britney: There you go! Everything you need...
* Emily picks the food.
* Emily: What's this?
* Britney: Oh, well - they didn't have any sour cream, so I got cottage cheese from the ambrosia salad.
* Britney: Don't worry, I was able to pick out most of the chunks of cherry and pineapple and stuff.
* Emily picks another food.
* Emily: And this?
* Britney: Salt-free, low cal turkey sausage - they didn't have any ground beef.
* Britney: And look! You can use this spork as an eggbeater.
* Stacey: Well, whaddaya think?
* Emily facepalms.

### During the level

* Patrick removes the things Britney brought!

### After the level

* Stacey: Look here, pumpkin - worrying like this gives small things bog shadows.
* Stacey: If we can't cook for your Mother's Day video, we'll just have to do something else!
* Emily: Like what?
* Stacey: Well... it's Mother's Day, right?
* Stacey: And here we are in a maternity ward, just waitin' to bring out little angels into the world!
* Stacey: Why, you've done so much - I bet you could spin a yarn or two about motherhood that are gooder than grits!
* Emily: Stories? From MY life? I don't know - who'd be interested in that?
* Stacey: Go on, we'll practice with the people here at the hospital!
* Emily: No, I couldn't.
* Emily: I've been promising my viewers something special for Mother's Day for ages.
* Emily: It's got to be PERFECT... And for that I need to do it at home, not here.

## Level 46 - Confessions of a Pregnant Woman

*It’s Emily’s chance to talk about the ‘wonders’ of pregnancy…*

* Emily: Dr. Bonzo? Am I free to leave?
* Dr. Bonzo: Hmmm... Perhaps, but I'm a little confused by these test results, quite frankly.
* Emily: What? Why? What do you mean?
* Dr. Bonzo: You tested VERY high for levels of mandarin beef. Fourteen point nine-five, as a matter of fact.
* Emily looks at the results.
* Dr. Bonzo: And your moo shoo pork levels look to be off the charts.
* Emily: You're reading a Chinese takeout menu.
* Dr. Bonzo: Well, so I am!
* Dr. Bonzo: You must be so relieved.
* Emily: 'Relieved' is not exactly the word I'd use right now.

### After the level

* Emily: Well, at least I can get some rest while I'm here.
* The gang's all here!
* Stacey: Step right up folks!
* Stacey: Move in closer, please - make some room, make some room!
* The people moved.
* Stacey: Here she is! Emily O'Malley, internet celebrity chef - about to rehearse for her big Mother's Day special!
* Emily stands up.
* Stacey: Psst! You can do it - just be yourself!
* Emily: Well, um... Hey everyone. Er... thanks for coming by.
* Emily: When I think about Mother's Day, I think about all the joys and wonders of becoming a mother for the first time - back when I had my first.
* Emily: Actually, that's not entirely true.
* Emily: I mean - I WANT to be thinking about all of those things, but right now all I can think of is how stressful things have been recently.
* Emily: First, I was having a boy, right?
* Emily: So I put all this energy and worry into winning an expensive boy's cradle...
* One person leaves.
* Emily: ...only to find out I'm actually having a girl!
* Another one leaves.
* Emily: Meanwhile, my mom told EVERYONE I'm having a boy, even though I specifically asked her not to say anything.
* Woman 1: Er... I think I need to feed the parking meter.
* One woman leaves.
* Emily: You'd think that'd be enough, but OH NO!
* **One hour later...**
* Emily: So, if you were wondering why the cafeteria is out of ambrosia salad and sporks, THAT'S why.
* Emily, Stacey and Britney meditate.
* Emily: Oh my gosh! I feel so much better now.
* Woman 2: I want my five dollars back!
* Stacey give a woman 5 dollar refund.
* Emily: Well, what did you guys think?
* Britney: Er... maybe we oughta keep brainstormin' some more ideas.

## Level 47 - Bittersweet Discovery

*When Paige goes visiting her bird friend, she finds something she wasn’t expecting…*

* Vito: Okay, little one! The cookies will be ready in fifteen minutes, so go play.
* Paige goes to the birdhouse.
* Paige: Gray Grandpa! Gray Grandpa! The robin laid an egg in here!
* Vito and Paige go to the watering can.
* Vito: Oh! Se he- er... 'she' did.
* Paige: But where did she go?
* Paige and Vito search around. Something happened in flower pots!
* Vito: I'm sorry, Paige.
* Paige: B- b- but we made her a home!
* Vito: ...and because of that, she was able to safely lay her egg.
* Paige: The egg!
* Vito: Go and get your daddy's lamp - the one on his desk. I'll show you how to keep it warm until it hatches.
* Paige goes inside to get her father's lamp.
* Vito: Safe travels, my friend. Safe travels...

### After the level

* Patrick gave flowers for Emily on Mother's Day!
* Patrick: Haaaaaaaaaapy Mother's Day!
* Emily receives flowers and puts them onto the table.
* Emily: Thank you, sweetheart.
* Patrick: I know - it's not exactly the Mother's Day you imagined.
* Emiily: I'd been promising my viewers something special for Mother's Day for ages.
* Emily: If I don't come through, they'll find someone else to follow and all my hard work will be down the drain.
* Patrick: Come on now, you don't know that!
* Emily: How's Paige? She's not worried about me, is she?
* Patrick: We reassured her that you're fine. She's making you some cookies with Vito.
* Emily: Please find ALlison, Patrick. This Dr. Bonzo is driving me up the wall.
* Patrick: I love that guy!
* Patrick: Oh, c'mon - give him a chance. How bad can he be?
* Emily facepalms. Dr. Bonzi, Stacey and Britney wnter the room.
* Dr. Bonzo: Okay, ladies! Time for the Heavy Breathing Band from Labor Land to have its first rehearsal!
* Emily's shocked, Patrick bangs himself, then Emily's frowned and Patrick laughs.

## Level 48 - The Conspiracy Unfolds

*Someone at the hospital is not who he seemed to be! But Emily, don’t forget: One, Two, Three… Push!*

* Dr. Bonzo: It is VITAL that when the big moment comes, you stay focused on your breathing.
* Dr. Bonzo: Here are your trumpets, ladies.
* Dr. Bonzo gives each lady a trumpet.
* Dr. Bonzo: Britney, you go into mock labor and then find your rhythm.
* Britney begins to breathe!
* Britney: The baby's coming! The baby's coming! Breathe - one, two, three, PUSH!
* Britney starts the trumpet while Dr. Bonzo goes to her.
* Dr. Bonzo: Boooh!
* Dr. Bonzo: Good, good. Very good.
* Stacey begins to breathe!
* Dr. Bonzo: Stacy?
* Stacey: The dam's a burstin'! Breathe - one, two, three, PUSH!
* Dr. Bonzo: Emergency!
* Dr. Bonzo runs like crazy.
* Dr. Bonzo: Ma'am, this hospital is o fire! I'm going to wheel you out of here, hold tight!
* Dr. Bonzo: Excellent, Stacy. Well done.
* Dr. Bonzo: Emily? Your turn!
* Emily gets up and off the bed.
* Emily: No, thank you.
* Dr. Bonzo: Come now, Emily, this is important. You're in labor - what's the first thing to do?
* Emily: Gee, I don't know... Call a REAL doctor?

### After the level

* Dr. Bonzo works on the tea machine.
* Emily: Look, Dr. Bonzo - this has gone on for long enough!
* Emily: I appreciate that you have a lot of experience, but you and I are most DEFINITELY not a MATCH!
* Emily: I have put up with a phony exam, breathing practice through a trumpet...
* Emily: I WANT OUT OF HERE AND I WANT OUT OF HERE-
* Dr. Allison Heart enter s the room.
* Allison: Ah, Mr. Goldman! Thank you so much for entertaining my patients until I could make it back to the ward.
* Emily: Goldman? I thought his last name was 'Bonzo'.
* Allison laughs.
* Allison: Oh, no - that's just his stage name.
* Allison: Dr. Goldman is one of our longest-standing volunteers, isn't that right, doctor?
* Dr. Bonzo (Goldman) agrees.
* Emily: REALLY?
* Stacey: Er... We just wanted to help.
* Dr. Bonzo imitates like the pregnant women.

## Level 49 - Picking up the Bad News

*Help Emily find the files that fell from Allison’s folder, and let her find out the bad news.*

* Allison goes to Emily.
* Emily: Mext to Patrick coming home with that cure for Paige, I don't think I've been so happy to see someone in my entire life.
* Allison: If only all of my patients felt the same!
* Allison laughs.
* Allison: I'll PERSONALLY see to these tests right away, and we'll get you out of here as oon as we can - okay?
* Emily: Yes, thank you! I've got a HUGE live stream event going on today for my cooking vlog and I've got a TON of work to do.
* Allison: Oh, I almost forgot...
* Allison: Your grandfather wants to donate some blood, to be held frozen in case Paige or the baby ever need it.
* Allison: Seeing as how they're such a rare blod type, it's not a bad idea. You'll just need to sign here.
* Emily: Sure.
* Emily signs the blood donation paper.
* Allison: And remember, don't push yourself too hard...
* Allison: That baby of yours may have a day in things, too.
* Allison dropped a paper while she leaves, then Emily picks up the paper.
* Emily's surprised!

### During the level

* Allison finds all the files she dropped.

### After the level

* Emily breaths hardly while her baby's ready for birth. Allison enters the room.
* Allison: Emily! I have some potentially exciting news - it's actually comfirmation of something I-
* Emily: What's wrong with my grandfather?
* Allison: I... I'm sorry, Emily. You know I can't violate doctor-patient confidentality.
* Emily: Oh my gosh! We've left him all alone with Paige!
* Emily calls Patrick!
* Allison: Can I send someone to your home? It really would be better if you stayed-
* Doctor 2: Dr. Heart! We need you in the emergency room, stat!
* Allison: Please, Emily - try to remain calm. I'll be back as soon as I can.
* Allison and a doctor leave to the emergency room.
* Emily surprised with Britney and Stacey appear!
* Stacey: Child - where y'all think you're goin'?
* Britney: You don't have permission to leave yet. Besides, you could-
* Emily: My family needs me, that's all that matters.
* Emily: Thank you - for everything.
* Emily leaves the hospital and goes to her home.
* Emily enters the workshop and looks around.
* Emily: GRANDPA? PAIGE?
* Emily walks fast.
* Emily: GRANDPA? PAIGE?
* Emily sighs, walks and she cries.
* Emily's laptop: Beep beep! Beep beep! (twice)
* Emily answers the call.
* Paige: Hi, Mommy!
* Emily: Paige! Thank goodness! Where are you?
* Paige: I'm at Grammy Evelyn and Grampy Edward's house!
* Emily: Is Vito there?
* Paige: Uh-huh. We brought cookies!
* Emily: Oh, thank goodness... Listen to me, Paige - tell Grandma Evelyn I'll be right there, okay?
* Emily hangs up and walks.
* Emily: Sigh... All that worrying for nothing. Yoday's going to work out as planned after all.
* Emily feels her real pain! She breathes!
* Emily: MY WATER BROKE!
* Emily's breathing!
* Emily: PATRICK!!

## Level 50 - Life on Life’s Terms

*It’s not too late for hospitals, but there’s something weird going on with Emily’s labor!*

### Cutscene: The Birth - It's a...!

* Patrick runs to the place, then he breathes!
* There's a bee stinging on Patrick! atrick picks up the rose.
* Emily: MY WATER BROKE!
* Patrick rushes into the workshop!
* Emily breathes!
* Emily: Oh, no! Oh, no - oh, no! Not like this!
* Patrick arrives quickly to Emily!
* Patrick: EMILY!
* Emily: PATRICK! Thank goodness!!
* Emily: The baby is HERE! Get me to the car!
* Patrikc tries to get Emily.
* Emily: No- Call an ambulance!
* Emily's laptop: Beep beep! Beep beep! (Twice)
* Emily: It's Allison! Answer it!
* Patrick answers the call, quickly while live camera switches.
* Patrick: Gaaaaaaaaa! So many buttons, so many buttons! ALLISON!
* Patrick's trying his best to answer the call!
* Allison: Hello? Emily? Are you there? You left the hospital before I had a chance to tell you-
* Emily: I'm having the baby!
* Patrick: She's having the baby!
* In the hospital scene, the fans are watching!
* Stacey's delighted!
* Stacey: Look everyone! Emily's doing a live stream of her cooking show after all!
* Everyone's going to the live!
* Stacey: I told you she wouldn't let us down!
* Allison: Patrick - you'll have to deliver the baby yourself!
* Patrick: But... Wh-what?!
* Fan 3: I take it back - she IS interesting!
* In the live camera, Emily's breathing while Patrick's wandering!
* Allison: Emily - I need you to push with me on MY cue.
* Emily's breathing hardly!
* Allison: Patrick - first of all, wash your hands.
* Patrick: Sink, sink, where's in the world is the sink?
* Emily: It's still under the window, Patrick.
* Patrick follows Allison's instructions by rushing to the sink!
* Patrick bumps to the table then arrives at the sink! He washes his hands!
* Patrick: Done!
* Allison: Now, set some water to boil. You'll need clean towels.
* Patrick grabs the cushions by setting the water to boil.
* Allison: ...And PLEASE, bring something comfortable for your wife!
* Patrick rushes out of the workshop to find something comfortable.
* Allison: Emily - I need you to push with me on MY cue.
* Emily: Breathe - one, two, three, PUSH!
* Emily's pushing! Now she screams when Patrick dropped his pillows upon entering!
* Patrick grabs the cushions!
* Then Patrick places all the cushions to Emily!
* Allison: Emily - stay with me. Let's try again!
* Emily: Breathe - one, two, three, PUSH!
* Emily's pushing again!
* Success! Emily did it!
* Emily: Aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii!
* Mary-Lynn meditates in the spa. Mary-Lynn looks at the live stream!
* Emily: Aaaaaiiiiiiiiiii!
* Mary: Sending good vibes, sending good vibes...
* In the Daycare, they're all watching!
* Emily: Aaaaaiiiiii!
* Susan: Er... Okay, children. That's enough, um... 'cooking' for today.
* Susan shuts the laptop.
* Tyler: Is that how babies are born?
* Susan: Ask your mother.
* In The Happy Storks Store, Gina and Tina are watching!
* Emily: Aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii!
* Gina: Well, she did promise a one-of-kind Mother's Day episode.
* Tina: ...Really?
* And here comes the hospital!
* Emily: Aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii!
* The fans are all ecstatic!
* Stacey: Come on girl - One, two, three, PUSH!
* It's a girl (Emmy)!
* Emily: We... we did it Patrick!
* Patrick: A healthy baby girl!
* It looks away from them.
* Emily: Oooooooooh...
* Emily's breathing!
* Patrick: What's wrong?
* Allison: It's what I troed to tell you earlier at the hsopital...
* Emily: ...congratulations, you're having twons!
* Patrick: But... but, that isn't part of the plan!
* Emily: It's... it's okay, Patrick.
* Emily: In fact... it's perfect.
* There's another baby!
* Emily: Aaaaaiiiiii!
* O'Malley and Allison: One, two, three... PUSH!
* Emily's pushing and breathing!
* It's a boy (Vito Jr.)! They now save birth to twins!
* Emily's back to normal in the hospital with gifts.
* Allison: Both of your little ones are doing wonderfully.
* Evelyn: Oh, PLEASE bring them by when they wake.
* Allison: Of course! In fact, I'll go check on them now.
* Allison leaves the room.

### After the level; Post-chapter

* Britney and Stacey enter the room to congratulate Emily.
* Britney: Oh, my gosh! You were so brave!
* Emily: Honest, I was NOT that brave.
* Stacey: Oh. but everyone thought so.
* Emily: 'Everyone'?
* Patrick: I um... I guess I hit a few of the wrong buttons on your laptop when Allison called.
* Emily: I wondered where all this stuff came from.
* Edward: Vito and Paige were thrilled to find out you had twins.
* Emily stands up!
* Emily: Vito! Oh my gosh - in all the excitement I totally forgot!
* What a successful labor!