Squid

> *"Everyone's an orphan around here, don't think it will get you any pity points." —Squid, to Scar, after Scar mentions not knowing his mother*
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## Squid

* Presidential Wear
* Casual Wear

### Aliases

↾⇀↾↾-⇀⇀↾ (in Avian)
Sorrow (by the denizens of Roguentem)

### Pronouns

* He/She/They
* Fey/Feym

### Affiliation

Ancapistan (past)
Penisland (curent)

### Occupation

President of Ancapistan (past)
Citizen of Penisland (current)

## Relations

### Relationship status

Married to Addict (seperated)
Unspecified relationship with Sleepy (assumed to be over after Sleepy's death)
Single

## Other

### Residence(s)

The Cantina (past)
Penisland (current)

### Build(s)

* The Cantina
* The Podium (now Ancapistan Wedding Historical Site)
* The Spider's Nest (with Sleepy)
* Penisland Shrine to Justice
* Ancapistan Community Garden

**Squid Alltrue** is the now disgraced former President of Ancapistan, and owner of popular bar The Cantina. She currently lives in Penisland, after killing Sleepy, leaving the Cantina to be run by Chef, an enderman and pianist. She was born in an avian city, before leaving and running into the to-be citizens of Ancapistan.

## History

### Before Ancapistan

#### The Avians

As a child, Squid (Then known as ↾⇀↾↾-⇀⇀↾) was raised in the avian city of ⇀↾⇀↾↾-↾⇀⇀-⇀↾⇀↾, where the Five Patrons (Community, Justice, Luck, Wisdom, and Husbandry) were worshipped. She lived happily there, until around her 16th year, when the priests announced that one of the Patrons had been banished by the others. Squid, being a close follower of Justice, sensed that it was Justice who fell; she took it upon herself to enact revenge, and did so by murdering the Five Priest's of her city. Without a government remaining, or their religion, the city dispersed, but Squid stayed.

#### Roguentem Massacre

After the Avians left their home, the Roguentian (or "Red-Eyed Folk") took their place, unaware of Squid's lurking presence. Squid, who had largely abandoned their culture and the Patrons, wished to have the power generated by the Reguentian's eyes, as it was not tied to faith. They decided that the only way to take their powers, would be to remove each Reguentian's eyes.

Squid ended up killing over half the population of Reguentem, including Cerul, and Cerul and Rose's child, Poppy. Squid also attempted to remove Rose's single red eye, but failed, but managed to damage the eye. They then fled the area.

#### On The Run (Pre-Ancapistan)

Once Squid left the area that had once been home to both the Avians and the Roguentians, fey continued to travel the world, stopping in multiple different cities and towns, finding feir name splashed across wanted boards and whispered among mercenaries. Fey were sure to eliminate anyone who came close to turning them in or killing them, making them a wanted criminal in 14 countries/governments for over 50 charges of murder, and likely more crimes (unknown if this is was hyperbole).

### Ancapistan

#### Arrival

When Squid arrived in Ancapistan, it was little more than a few people gathered together under one roof, and even then, most of the time people didn't even live under said roof. Those people seemed to be unaware of who Squid, and so he decided he would settle there, at least for a little while. He set up his home on the outskirts of the town, calling it The Cantina. During this, Addict and Quartz were clashing, leaving everyone present during this time on edge. Squid ultimately decided to stay out of it, but made sure to note that, above all, no politics could happen in his establishment.

Once, when a small dissagreement was taking place between Quartz and Addict (or Quartz and Rose, unclear), Squid ended up forcefully removing both parties, leaving them to scirmish just outside of the Cantina.

#### The Founding of Ancapistan

During the early days of Ancapistan, Squid was hesitent to join, as countries, even small unknown ones, that were just starting off, often attracted some publicity or new citizens, which could have jeopardized her ability to stay out of the mercenary guild's reach.

After hearing of the first election being hosted, she reluctantly joined, as she wanted more power. She then proceded to win the election, via a deal made with Addict and Sleepy, (about voting for eachother too keep Quartz or Rose from winning)[citation needed], and back-street threats that may or may not have been Squid. During the conversation about the election, Squid proposed to Addict as a half-joke about taxes[citation needed].

#### Presidency

Upon being elected as the President of Ancapistan (PoACP), Squid exiled Quartz to the Nether, citing that they were a criminal, and a threat to the state[citation needed]. Squid then appointed Addict as Vice-President and Sleepy as a cabinet member and Secretary of State[citation needed].

Quartz ended up returning to Ancapistan about a day after being exiled, and Squid happened upon them, furious at their return[citation needed]. Unbeknownst to Squid, time passes different in the Nether, causing Quartz to believe they had been in the Nether for over two years, alone. Squid decided to pardon Quartz under harsh survelliance, at the request of Addict[citation needed]. This can also be cited as Squid's first suspicion of something romantic between Addict and Quartz, because of Addict's eagerness to help Quartz.

After that, Squid continued to run the country, and would oftentimes spend multiple days alone in his office, holed up doing paper work and drafting essays, often not realizing that people were away from the country for long periods of time. On top of that, Squid was still managing the Cantina, largely alone except for minimal help from Chef, and tending to the Ancapistan Community Garden, making her day booked full.

It was around that era where Squid was first informed of Addict spending nights with Quartz, though her informants[citation needed] could not confirm whether or not they had consumated their relationship, or if Addict was even sleeping in the same bed as Quartz, just residing at the same home as Quartz[citation needed].

Later, Squid was confronted by Rose[citation needed], who brought up that Addict was cheating on Squid, confirming her suspicions. Squid them commented that "Addict doesn't know how to cuck someone (well)" or something to that effect. This is when Squid's mental health truely takes a turn for the worse. In the unpublished journal entries of Don't Panic (1) (which are hidden somewhere in the Cantina), Squid comes to the conclusion that she has truely turned into a monster, due to her insomnia, and Minecraft's sleeping mechanics when it comes to monsters.

1. ↑ Post on the OffSlime tumblr blog by Squid where they explain the story behind Squid's last name.
2. ↑ Post on the GangSMP tumblr blog by Squid.
3. ↑ Post on the GangSMP blog by Squid, mentions in chat (in character and out), and passing mentions on different blogs.
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 Post on the OffSlime tumblr blog by Squid in an interview with River.
5. ↑ Post on the Offslime tumblr blog by Squid.
6. ↑ Lost post on the OffSlime tumblr blog, and the Alex-Fa-Main tumblr blog, by Squid and Alex, in which they talk about Squid whispering that she was not apart Ancapistan at the beginning of the country,
7. ↑ Lost post on the OffSlime tumblr blog, and the ItsFundy tumblr blog, by Squid and Addict, in which they talk about Squid not realizing that Addict had left the country on an adventure with Quartz for two weeks~.
8. ↑ Conversation in the Gang discord server.
9. ↑ Post on the GangSMP tumblr blog by Squid.