Episode 3-17

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Bobby Goldsboro
* Susan Raye

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!

## Skits and Songs

* Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
	+ "Wait for the Wagon"
* Doc Campbell
	+ Don't give me nothin' for a bad cold
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ How well I remember my dear old Aunt Cynthia Sternwheeler. She used to drink a tiny portion of brown liquid from a bottle that she kept hidden under the sink every afternoon about three o'clock. Now I don't know what was in the bottle, but she said it sure helped her get through her ironing.
* Kornfield Jokes
* The Quilting Bee
	+ Fair for a fella to kiss and tell?
* Salute!
	+ East Berlin, Connecticut, population 2,000
* Bobby Goldsboro
	+ "I'm a Drifter"

* Roy Clark
	+ "Love Story"
* Doc Campbell
	+ Vegetables are growing out of my body
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Barbi'd like to try on that dress in the window
* The Moonshiners
	+ Sunrise
* KORN News
* Samples Sales
	+ Modern furniture
* Susan Raye
	+ "Cajun Train"

* "Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me" - Archie, Gordie, Grandpa, and Roy
	+ A magician's life I thought was the life for me
	No problems in that career could I see
	But practicin' my craft, I sawed my wife in half
	And the police arrested me for bigamy
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Hire Minnie to do my worrying for me
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Girdles
* The Joke Fence - Gunilla
	+ Did you hear about the couple who were celebrating their thirtieth wedding anniversary?
	No, what happened?
	He gave her a thirty-two piece dinner set, teeth!
* The Hagers
	+ "Love Won't Let Me Go"
* Claude Strawberry, Country Poet
	+ "Peeping Tom"

* Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
	+ Boiled ham, sliced good an' thick
	And hoecake cooked done right quick
	And squash and onions cooked together
	And coffee that's good in any kind of weather
* Stringbean, Grandpa Jones, Roy Clark, and Bobby Thompson
	+ "Old Joe Clark"
* Stringbean's Letter from Home
	+ We don't expect to see Uncle Ralph for a while
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
	+ You got so mad when we went to the formal
	That dress that you wore was sure to shock them
	You came in the room and got mad when I told you
	It's a very low neckline or a very high hem
* The Culhanes
	+ Junior was attacked by the neighbor's dog
* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "Georgia Pineywoods"

* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* The Quilting Bee
	+ Football player
* Pauline and Pierre
	+ Love song
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ Life is like a football. *[Hands Samuel a football]* When you get it down to the ten-yard line, and it looks as though you're going to score, nine times out of ten it'll blow up in your face. *[Explosion]* So long, sports fans.
* KORN News
* Archie Campbell
	+ "Scarlet Ribbons"

* Bobby Goldsboro
	+ "Muddy Mississippi Line"
* Salute!
	+ Blossom, Texas, population 816
* The Joke Fence - Barbi
	+ I crossed a long-haired bunny rabbit with a hippopotamus.
	What'd you get?
	A hippie hoppety hippo.
* Kornfield Jokes
* Doc Campbell
	+ Plain words
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Free speech
* Buck Owens and Susan Raye
	+ "Togetherness"
* Doc Campbell
	+ Man who thought he was a rabbit

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"