Episode 4 - Selth Or Consequences and Yes Women

(Theme Song)

Mia: (Singing) Catching babies... and give them hugs... we're soft and cuddly just like Pip and Freddy. Don't worry babies you're safe when we're together. You know we're gonna be friends forever! Mia Kitten tot adventurer, Mia Kitten tot adventurer. Hold my paw let's find adventure. Mia Kitten tot adventurer. Open up your arms and catch a hug!

(All baby animals giggled as a theme song ends)

Title: "Disney Junior's Mia Kitten"

(Fade to the episode title with a picture of Mia In Her Demi Lovato Costume Just Like In The Episode "Trick Or Treat Tara")

Mia: "Selth Or Consequences"

(Episode begins with Mia who is all dressed up in a costume next to a poster of one of her favorite singers: Demi Lovato.)

Mia: [stoically to the viewers] "I'm Demi Lovato, one of the world's amazing singers. A women of few words, and even fewer emotions. Except for today." [dancing with excitement] "Because today is the day of the big Demi Lovato album convention! YEEEEAH!" [stoically again] "And now to call my trusty sidekick." [breaks out walkie talkie] "Taylor Swift, this is Demi Lovato."

Kiki: [dressed in her costume] "This is Taylor Swift. Just putting the finishing touches on my costume. And when it's ready, I'll be keeping one eye out for the new hit song." [pulls A blonde wig over her kitty ears and lets go, causing the impact to smack the lens of her ears] "Ow!"

Mia: "Roger that. I'll meet you at 4 o'clock when it's time to..." [bursts out of room] "...deal out some-- Neon justice!" [--pulls out a deck of cards that drop all over the floor.] "What the."

(All The Storks Including Her Kitty Angelica All Laugh At Her)

Angelica: Very Funny Mommy!

Storks: Get a load of this! That is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen! You aren't going out in public like that, are you? I might point out that you are well past the recommended age that this behavior is deemed acceptable. [they laugh some more]

Mia: [to the viewers] "Harsh, right? But you know what? It doesn't even bother me. With 10 opinionated Flyers in one room, you gotta have a thick skin." [to the storks] "Your insults are like the wind beneath my skirt; they only lift me brighter! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some guy-liner to apply." (Then The Other Babies Went To Get Mia For The Big Contest She Promised) What?

Chloe: Mia, Are You Ready?

Mia: For What?

Chloe: The Big Contest You Entered! Remember, The 1st Annual Best Celebrity Contest? You're Gonna Win For Sure! That Album You Recorded?

Precious: We Be There To Support Mia.

Marty: Mia Get Award!

Mia: Oh, I Can't Go! I Have To Go Get My New Demi Lovato Album Signed!

(Then K.C. Walked Over To Mia)

K.C.: Did You Just Say "New Demi Lovato Album"?

Mia: Yes! I Have To Get It Signed By 4! And I Can't Do That And Go To The Best Celebrity Contest At The Same Time!

K.C.: I Might Be Able To Let A Little Nugget Handle That! I Have Been Teaching Them To Write Since A WHOLE Year! Now Go On And I'll Get It Signed For Ya!

Mia: Thanks K.C.! (Hands The Album To K.C.) Like You Remembered About That Potty Accident Lucky Caused To Flood? (Then We Flashback To Lucky Who Is Pouring A Bunch Of CDs Into The Toilet.)

Lucky: (Chunkled Sincerely) This Is Gonna Be Good! Mia Is Going To Be So Doomed!

Little Mia: Have You Seen Mia's CDs? Mia Needs To Pwatice For Karaoke Tonight! ♪La La La La La♪ (as Mia practices her singing, Lucky Flushes The CDs Down The Toilet, Pip, Freddy And K.C. Approached And Opened The Door To Know That The Bathrooms Flooded)

Pip, Freddy And K.C.: (Burst In) Lucky!

Lucky: Whopps..