Globbound Beginnings

Globbound Beginnings was the name of the epic tale between Globten, Spongeana, The Soid and Susie the Sus.

The story begins when Globten is having seggs with Kumatora in his room. Then, all of the sudden, the weird doll in his sister's room starts attacking, and so he 360 noscopes it. After that, it plays the first Melobun. He then goes downstairs to his iPhone, where he gets a call from his stepdad saying:

*Oh step son, you must find the Eight Melobuns to save us from Mewgue.*

*Mewgue?*

*Yes, Mewgue.*

After this, Globten goes on an adventure. His first goal is to find the missing kid named Little Penis. He learnt of this after reading a copy of the town newspaper *Pornhub's Greatest*. He then goes on a trip to the Pohub cemetary, where he sees Little Penis in a coffin. He then leads her back home where she gives him the fraanklune bige. He goes to the Pohub store where he buys an egg off the black market, and then returns it to Birdo the Transgender Bird. After this, he gains the second Melobun. He then goes into the Pohub zoo where he eventually gets into a fight with a Star Man. After beating up the Star Man, he goes back in the zoo to find Salsa the Monkey with no feet, who sings him the third Melobun. After this, he enters the land of Magicunt. In Magicunt, Globten battles Undyne. After the fight he gets a teleportation device that allows him to enter and exit Magicunt at will. When he leaves Magicunt, he entered the nearby town of “Lloyd is a Hoe Hoe Hoe”. He gets a cool item called the Blue Bone which he gives to a guy named “The Soid” who he met in Twink Elementary School. The Soid was a fat skeleton who likes to stir up crap with various gangs such as the black bl0ods and the colourful cr1ps, who he then mercilessly beats up because he is immortal (it means The Soid is eternal). After this, Globten watches The Soid destroy the mess covering the train tracks leading to the Crying Won’t Bring Back Claus train station. After this, they take the train to the city of [REDACTED]. At [REDACTED], Globten and The Soid get attacked by various fascists and other far-right extremists due to Globten’s involvement with the Black Lives Matter movement. After this, the two hide in the train station where Granny gives them a Krusty Krab hat. After this, the duo rides the train to the nearby village of Snowdin. In the village, Globten hears of a (Girl? Boy?) named Spongeana who possesses mystical powers. After finding the Chusty Church, Globten and The Soid enter. They meet father Krabs and Spongeana Bareass. Spongeana tells Globten that he was the boy who appeared in (you know what, I’ll just say that Spongeana is female) her dreams and that she will travel with him and The Soid. Globten gives her the Krusty Krab hat, and she leaves the Chusty Church to go find her mother, Patrick Pornstar. After this, they go to the city of Spookanus where they enter the haunted Spookanus mansion. In the mansion, the team finds a spoopy piano, a cursed guitar and a rusty trombone. The Soid was on trombone, Spongeana was on piano and Globten was on guitar. As they were playing the song *Pollyanna* from the real Earthbound Beginnings, a ghost came in and said that Globten and his friends were really good at music. After this, they perfectly played the fourth melobun. They then left the city and tried to reach Gotown, but the train tracks leading there were broken so they went through the desert where they found a cactus that sung the fifth melobun. After that, they went to Gotown. Everyone in Gotown except for the Lillisack population was missing. All the Lillisax were crying. The group then meets a baby Lillisack who tells The Soid how to use teleportation. The team then goes the the capital city, La. In La, Globten, The Soid and Spongeana go into a club called the “Sticky Milk Strip Clup”. In the club, Globten preforms his hit new single, *I Am The globglogabgalab.* After having sung the song, Susie that Sus came into the club. As the leader of the colourful cr1ps, she recognized The Soid as the person who screws with the thugs in Lloyd Is A Hoe Hoe Hoe. Out of rage, she attacks Globten and The Soid while Spongeana watched. After a long fight, Globten and The Soid won, so Susie joined their team. Because of fear of The Soid, Susie The Sus yeeted him all the way to the desert where he found a large intercontinental ballistic missile launcher and started joyriding it, causing loads of chaos and destruction along the way. After this, Globten, Spongeana and Susie The Sus went on with their journey. The three eventually reached Mt. Switch which they ascended. After a while, they stopped to take a break at a house. In this house, Spongeana brought Globten to a separate room from the resident of the house and Susie The Sus. In this room, Spongeana confessed her love for Globten, with Globten railing Spongeana afterwards. There dialogue went like this:

*Oh Globten. It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, people like you... Should dance with me*

*Oh Spongeana, I never knew you thought of me like that~*

*Globten, I’ve always loved you.*

*I love you, too Spongeana.*

After this, Susie The Sus came in and told the lovers that they need to hurry up as Mewgue is very close. Just as they were about to leave, however, Mettaton EX bursted into the room and beat up the team. Just as he was about to get the finishing shot, The Soid came back and 360 noscoped Mettaton (lol). The next morning, Globten woke up in a bed with Spongeana cuddling with him. The two of them then go back to the place they confessed in and saw Susie The Sus in a bad while The Soid talked to her. After some talking, The Soid rejoined Globten's team.