Dr. David Nelson

**Dr. David Nelson** is one of the playable characters in LEGO South Park: The Video Game.

## Background

David Nelson’s only appearance is in the Season 11 episode “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson”.

Due to Randy Marsh causing a public outcry for saying the n-word on *Wheel of Fortune,* the school invites Dr. David Nelson over to South Park Elementary to teach the kids about tolerance. However, as soon as he appears onstage, Cartman bursts into a fit of laughter due to his dwarfism.

Later on, Nelson talks about how he thinks that he can find a way to get back at Cartman, because in his own words, “words are like bullets, and they just slide through him”. Reluctantly, Principal Victoria sends in Cartman to talk about how intolerant he is towards Nelson, but, as expected, Cartman bursts into fits of laughter upon seeing David Nelson, even cracking jokes at Nelson for his size, causing Nelson to start blushing and shouts at Cartman, which only makes him laugh even more.

After that happens, Nelson has a plan to get back at Cartman. His plan is for all the kids in the school to catch Cartman by surprise and yell “Hello, fatso!” right at his face. Despite Craig believing that it isn’t going to work, they try it anyway, and even though Cartman is offended by what they say, he immediately bursts into another fit of laughter at his size.

Around the end of the episode, Cartman gets into a fight with David Nelson, which Kyle thinks is a bad idea, given that Nelson has a black belt. Yet despite that, Cartman completely dominates him in the fight, even forcing him to say some very embarrassing things in his high-pitched voice. However, he attacks Cartman when his guard is down, winning the fight. After that, he says his work is over and he takes his leave, but none of the kids really get what he was doing.

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