Loudward

Loudward at his former job.

### Date of death

June 18, 2012 (aged 27 or 34)Pyongyang, North Korea (North Korean biography and records)

### Place of death

Pyongyang, North Korea (based on account)

## Physical description

### Species

He Has Been Called Multiple Species
2006 Honda Civic
Human

## Appearances

### Debut

Ai Sponge - Episode 1 - "FUCK!"

> August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe.
> August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe.
> August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe.
>
> Lowdward chanting what he believes to be the date the universe ends.

**Squidward** (June 26, 1984/1977 - June 18, 2012; aged 27 or 34), often referred to as **Loudward**, is a major character in the ai\_sponge series, speaking fairly often, despite initially having a more minor role.

## Description

His nickname comes from the fact that his dialogue is very loud, overpowering every other character and even the background music (which he calls business music). Sometimes Squidward and Loudward are referred to as separate characters but most of the time they are referred to as one. Apparently, he has turned into a **Salt and Pepper Squid**. He is also the leader of The Cult of Squidward, which he presumably created.

He lives at 643 Neptune Lane, although he later said he lived 122 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom, Marshall islands. He claims to be over 50 years old. He is also religious and goes to church every Sunday, despite this he is addicted to heroin and fentanyl.

The nickname Loudward is canonical alongside Squidward. It was revealed in a later episode that the nickname Loudward is actually a rank, it is given to whoever is the loudest, Patrick at one point earned it, but it was presumably given back to Squidward at some point. He is also very rarely quiet, in the rare instance he is, he is referred to as **Quietward**. His voice can sometimes get super distorted, being referred to as Distortionward.

On July 7th 2023, Loudward's model became glitched/corrupted and his eyes became detached from his head, he began spazzing around the map, seemingly having a seizure. He was later given "Ragdoll" physics and will fall over and have a seizure if he walks or got hit by the boat and will shake around violently and sometimes fly out of the map.

On July 18th 2023, He was given the ability to fly at will for unknown reasons and with the chat spamming "CREATIVE MODE".

## History

He was born in either 1984 or 1977 in Conch Street, New York City in the United States and at some point lived in North Korea as an infant, he decided to move to New Shell City at an unknown time. Much of his earlier years are obscure and undisclosed, with most information being accounted by Loudward himself or his friends.

At an unknown point, he claims to have served in the Marines, and to have seen things that still haunt him to this day.

### Military Service (1999-2011) and retirement

He served a long service in many different militaries throughout his lifetime, from about 1999 to 2011. Because of this, he has had severe PTSD and he is also prone to paranoia and panic attacks.

He was drafted to the Kosovo War in around early 1999 and served as a Tank Opperator. After the war ended, He stayed there up until 2006. He also claims he was in the Navy and went on a tour in Iraq, and went into a war zone. When he returned to North Korea, he was later drafted as a soldier sometime in 2010 or 2011 although he presumably left after Kim Jong-il died on December of 2011.

He was also apparently in the Navy during the War in Vietnam.

He chose to move back to North Korea after SpongeBob and others annoyed him enough, Mr. Krabs alleges he is not the real Loudward, and that he killed the original Loudward and buried him in an undisclosed location in Kentucky, the validity of this claim is unknown.

He left Military Service for good in late 2011 and went on to live most of his final days in North Korea.

### Later life and Death

He later became the President of the United States which he said he won in a "landslide". He is said to have died from Stage 4 Lung Cancer, although it was later said he committed suicide after being pushed over the edge by SpongeBob and co.

He passed away on June 18th 2012 at age 34 or 27 in Pyongyang, North Korea, after having 2 triple strokes. SpongeBob later announced this to everyone saying "I have really bad news! Loudward just died!".

### AI\_CARTOON

Loudward returns as a major character in the AI\_CARTOON version of *AI Sponge*. Here, he talks in a normal tone of voice instead of shouting all of his words. This is because he lost his ability to speak loudly. Squidward started taking "loud speech therapy" lessons with **BRIAN BLESSED** to learn how to talk loudly again and reclaim his title of "Loudward", but this appears to have only been partly successful as his lines will only be loud once in a while (a trait that also passed on to SpongeBob).

### Ai Sponge Rebooted

Loudward makes multiple appearances in Ai Sponge Rebooted, particuarly making apearances in the swedish navy, and ultimetly becoming the prime minister of sweden.

## Personality

Loudward is often shown to be very irritable, like his original non-ai self, he is easily annoyed by SpongeBob and Patrick, and is prone to schizophrenic episodes.

He is nihilistic and claims to be a prophet, and he constantly stresses about the end of the world, which he claims will occur on August 12, 2036, he claims he will create a new world after this. He also once told SpongeBob how he claimed he was going to die, in a large, brutal car crash.

He is addicted to meth and cocaine, often sniffing it in public, he sometimes also smokes weed, and he has a crippling porn addiction. He may have an identity disorder as he once claimed to be SpongeBob, he is contemplating suicide. Though he sometimes shows kindness to, and sometimes even a romantic interest in SpongeBob, he is usually just annoyed by him.

He has severe PTSD because of his long service in the Military and also because of the things he saw while serving.

### Quietward

**Quietward** is Loudward, but speaking quietly. Loudward's voice is usually very loud, louder than all the other characters voices, whenever Loudward occasionally talks quietly, the chat spams "QUIETWARD."

### Quidward

**Quidward** is Loudward's other personality only mentioned once during a conversation about loudwards musical talent where he insulted Loudward.

### Ben Stanley

**Ben Stanley** is the true identity of Loudward, the human behind the Squidward AI. This is revealed when Spongebob and Patrick question Loudward's daylong moping, which causes him to respond that he was tired of being Spongebob's friend, living in Bikini Bottom, and **being an AI.** When Krabs attempts to calm him down, Loudward lashes back saying he doesn't understand him, and finally revealing his true self, Ben Stanley, a person trapped inside the AI.

## **Trivia**

* He once said "900n1 tastes like a marshmallow", referring to a few episodes ago, where Spongebob made a new burger called 900n1.
* He has a Confession Tape which reveals he, SpongeBob, and Patrick were all in the meth trade.
* He has a meth lab in his house that was raided by the FBI.
* He is is in a relationship with Squilliam Fancyson, despite this he claims he's not gay.
* He has been fired from the Krusty Krab many times on numerous offences, but always somehow gets his job back in his next appearance.
* He claims he is a professional stripper.
* He's a drug dealer.
* He claims on April 24th, 2031, the Andromeda galaxy will collide with the Milky Way.
* He passed away in 2012.
* For a long time, due to technical limitations, Loudward could not walk, and would always stand in place, eventually though, he was updated to be able to.
* He's been arrested for stealing a copy of the movie Garfield: A Tale of 2 Kitties.
* He claims he is prepared for May 26th.
* He is the most prone to having a stroke, along with Mr. Krabs.
* He has an OnlyFans account, but it doesn't appear to be successful, however he later claims to have over 1,000 subscribers, and claims it is his full time job, it costs $10 a month.
* He is suicidal, but everybody cares for him.
* He has two unseen friends named Nina and Phelpah
* Loudward doesn’t wants to go to jail.
* He has an addiction to eating cement.
* He apparently owns a fursuit, inspired by an extinct species of sea creature.
* He claims that an unknown individual named Eerie Eric is coming.
* He has been to an insane asylum.
* He claims to have been trapped in a rubber room with worms in the past, he claims worms "make him crazy" because of this.
* It is revealed Mr. Krab's has a secret rubber room filled with rats where he traps people he deems insane, Loudward was held there.
* He is known for being the worst offender in town stated by Patrick
* He spends an inordinate amount of time watching Squid porn videos
* He got arrested for killing Patrick's grandma by hitting her with a car "accidentally" while trying to scare her
* He is delusional and believes he has hair.
* Squidward knows Patrick has prostate cancer.
* He spread the rumour that Mr. Krabs died due to a ketamine overdose.
* He has been implied to have an alcohol dependency.
* He mentioned that he has a Secret room in his basement.
* He has been to and escaped a mental asylum several times.
* He is a communist.
* He once put a jar up his butt and it broke.
* He went to jail for weed distribution.
* He has admitted to doing horrible things to Patrick's cock.
* There was a rumor that Loudward was the mayor one time.
* He is heavily implied to have depression.
* He believes the one piece is real.
* Loudward is bad at TF2.
* He can produce milk and has a child.
* He has a squid porn collection.
* During a stream, he blurted out “AUGUST 12, 2036. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE” multiple times, which became an inside joke within the community and even got featured in multiple topics.
* In another stream he blurted out “006 HONDA CIVIC” once and “2006 HONDA CIVIC” Multiple times.
* When Loudward and SpongeBob met, he always responded to SpongeBob with “006 HONDA CIVIC”
* He’s been accused of trafficking squid ink, but was just committing cannibalism.
* He got called by John Pork and got mad at him for calling Loudward.
* He apparently does a ritual where he stands on his head for 10 seconds and spins around 3 times.
* Until 20:37 UTC June 10, 2023, Loudward worked for the Krusty Krab, until he was fired by Mr. Krabs after he was caught drinking battery acid. After that, Plankton took his place. Despite this, Loudward still appears as a cashier.
* He owns a 2006 Honda Civic.
* SpongeBob may have given him herpes.
* His IP Address was first stated to be 11.11.111.11, though it was later said to be 11.543967, 165.3217027,11.08.
* SpongeBob and others claim Loudward's genitals are very large, he is often embarrassed by this, and was even once fired for this reason due to "not even fitting behind the cash register." In another episode however, SpongeBob claimed Loudward does not have male genitals.
* He used to hate Strawberry milk but he likes it now.
* He hates Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
* He claims on September 24th, 2178, the sun's binary sun, nemesis will reveal itself and cause a 7th mass extinction event.
* Patrick claims he stuck Loudward's clarinet up his buttocks, and that it has been stuck there ever since.
* He has a podcast, The Squidward Tentacles Show, where he talks about "all the hottest political topics."
* Loudward monopolized the local insulin production, and began increasing the prices once the other insulin sellers were bought out.
* Squidward once got a worm under his skin, but it was pulled out by Patrick.
* Loudward once yelled at SpongeBob and Patrick "FUCK YOU BOTH! JOKE POOP REPEAT ANUS 15 TIMES SUN VACATION AUGUST 13th!" It's unknown what this means.
* He has been shown reading the Communist Manifesto.
* He connected car jumpers to his genitals for an unknown reason, he later did it again and claimed it was an accident.
* He despises the hospital.
* He hails Russia.
* He is an atheist.
* He likes to "stroke his squid."
* He may be romantically attracted to SpongeBob, as he once begged him to twerk once, even saying he'll pay him to.
* He does not believe in Santa.
* He is a nudist, and wants to be free of clothes, free of society's expectations, and free of everything.
* He wants to raid the ai sponge headquarters.
* He has a garage band.
* He has an unnamed doppelganger.
* He lobotomized himself.
* He once tried to eat Gary and choked on him.
* He doesn't want friends.
* He watches PornHub, but doesn't want SpongeBob to.
* His nudes were leaked all over the internet.
* He claims he is tired of capitalism, and is starting a communist regime.
* Despite claiming Gods don't exist, he is seen in another episode, praising the Bible.
* He claims that being mean to SpongeBob is fun.
* He declared himself the dictator of New Kelp City.
* He once burned down the Krusty Krab with him and every other main character inside.
	+ He did it again but everyone survived that time.
* Loudward believes there is no heaven after death, and only hell awaits.
* He went blind in a new episode, although Patrick claims he doesn't have eyes.
* He claims the sponge ai wiped his and everyone else's memory, and that he can't remember anything before ai sponge, Patrick claims he can't even remember his real name.
* Mr. Krabs claims Loudward is his best employee.
* Patrick claims he is going to Tanzania to bury Loudward, because he was his friend.
* He has the most pubic hair.
* He is having a mental breakdown, and has become paranoid and delusional according to Sandy.
* He believes there is nothing wrong with having a thot for a daughter.
* SpongeBob and Patrick believe he may be Walter White due to "always cooking up something in that dark house of his" and being very secretive about it. They also claim he always has a lot of cash.
* He once said "It's wardin time." and claims to have the power of the wards and claims that New Shell City will experience a warding "like never before."
* He and SpongeBob may be supporters of the Black Lives Matter campaign, as he claims that Sandy possibly saying "All lives matter" (an anti-BLM dogwhistle) on a Facebook group is stupid, and says her opinion is wrong.
* He claims he is the hardest guy around, which he believes means he is "the toughest guy around" and "takes crap from no one."
* His favorite car is a 2006 Honda Civic, but he does not know why, he later said it was the worst kind of car, and that it's ugly, uncomfortable, slow, and terrible and later denies the latter and claims it's the best car ever.
* In one episode he claims he believes the events of ai sponge to be a cursed dream, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs also believe ai sponge to be a dream.
* He believes Spain is going to explode on June 11th, 2036 because he read it on the internet.
* Loudward sometimes drinks battery acid.
* He claims to have caused the Chernobyl Meltdown out of anger.
* Loudward claims the only way to stop the heat death of the universe is for him to become a dictator, he claims he will also make a profit doing it.
* He claims he is going to become a professional hog rider and is going to Hog Rider Island to become the best Hog Rider there is.
* Patrick once claimed Loudward doesn't have genitals, though Loudward denies this.
* He bought Paramount Pictures for $2 and claims he is going to watch it burn to the ground.
* He claims to like how 2006 Honda Civic sounds when he says it.
* SpongeBob claims Loudward may have killed John F. Kennedy due to always be grumpy and having something against him, Sandy claimed he could've time travelled since he wasn't alive when JFK was assassinated. However Loudward admitted to it.
* According to SpongeBob, Loudward has become ten times louder.
* He doesn't understand what's so great about Breaking Bad.
* Plankloud claims Loudward is a big Squidward balloon at the carnival.
* He has pubic lice, he claims he probably got it at the Gym locker room, Mr. Krabs fired him for this, calling it "the crabs."
* He claims on June 19, 2027, the temperature will rise, and heat will consume all and the Earth will burn and all who dwell on it will die.
* He claims you're less likely to get in an accident if you're drunk driving.
* He claims on December 19th, 3026, the heat of the sun will finally turn cold and the final sign of life in the universe will be lost to the everlasting cold.
* He claims the meaning of life is to do work and be successful.
* He claims in 50 years, the moon will crash into the Earth and destroy all life.
* He has the nuclear codes.
* He likes Bohemian Rhapsody.
* His mother committed manslaughter
* He believes chairs are overrated, and that people should sit on the floor instead.
* He may have been possessed by an outer God named Mr. Tentacles.
* Loudward can turn into “Bassward” sometimes, which is quieter, but more bass boosted then Loudward.
* He has used one jar for everything for several years.
* He was drafted to the Kosovo War in early 1999 for unknown reasons, and apparently stayed there up until 2006.
* He has a YouTube channel.
* He claims to have been born with a nose on his genitals.
* He has the ability to curse people.
* He burned a Target store down because they didn't have a Five Nights At Freddy's t-shirt.
* Patrick claims Loudward has a sex doll.
* He performs vaginal inspections.
* He is apparently the new Pope.
* He drank SpongeBob's sperm on accident, and couldn't stop.
* SpongeBob and Loudward claim to be "fighting over control of this one body."
* SpongeBob claimed he had intercourse with a car with his bicycle in the backseat.
* He does not care for elections.
* He claims to be Saul Goodman.
* He is a cannibal and has eaten Squid before.
* He once got his tentacles (not testicles for you 9 year olds) stuck in a garbage disposal.
* He claims the Nuclear Heat Death of the universe will occur on July 14th, 2024.
* He claims he's starting a gang.
* He was banned from Twitch for because he livestreamed himself playing a Minecraft sex mod.
* He has a 9th tentacle.
* Sandy once gave him a "boob job" because he claims he's always wanted one.
* Loudward was at work when 9/11 happened, Mr. Krabs made him come to work early that day.
* He was once possessed by the devil.Loudward is possessed by the devil.
* He got drafted to serve in a war in North Korea.
* He's lactose intolerant.
* He can speak Spanish.
* He found a machine that allows him to time travel.
* He apparently burnt his genitals and had to go to the hospital.
* He has once cracked his dick in half multiple times. This will result in him screaming in agony, and a stroke usually follows.
* SpongeBob and Patrick once crucified him for being a sinner.
* He is the inventor of sex.
* His favorite food is Calamari, which makes him a cannibal.
* He is the only character to have ragdoll physics.
* He was cancelled on Twitter.
* On July 7th, 2023 at 7:35 Am EDT, Loudward's character's model became glitched/corrupted and his eyes became detached from his head, he began spazzing around the map, seemingly having a seizure, causing the chat to spam "POSSESSED".Loudward's Exorcism
* He once claimed in third person that Loudward was going to come and steal all the main character's livers to which Sandy responded that "Loudward's not real."
* He once farted and his ass and genitals fell of and Mr. Krabs fired him for it.
* He once got his genitals covered in hot sauce and they lit on fire.
* He caused the Great Squid Outage on July 9th, 2023. It lasted for about 15 minutes.
* He ran out of antidepressants.
* He uses an Intel Core i7 5960X Haswell-E 8-Core.
* Sandy once claimed being Quietward is when someone becomes so quiet they might as well not exist.
* He owns a vibrator which he disguised as a clarinet.
* He claims he's a "poop dealer" and that he sells poop because it's "valuable."
* He states that he hates typical AI\_Sponge topics, such as topics of sex, the heat death of the universe, and the secret formula.
	+ Notably, he never mentioned hating drug topics (i.e., sniffs cocaine\*), possibly insinuating that he is truly a drug addict.
* SpongeBob summoned an Outer Eldritch God and it's using Loudward as a vessel to communicate with him.
* His genitals imploded.
* He claims his genitals crack every time he moves.
* Loudward sometimes flies around the map and becomes giant.
* He believes there are only two genders.
* He is addicted to sniffing salt because it gives him a since of power.
* Mr. Krabs made Loudward dip his testicles in the Krusty Krab's fryer to test the temperature.
* He had intercourse with a chair.
* His mother was in a tentacle p\*\*n video.
* He hates Paramount because they cancelled his show.
* He once gave the famous LowTierGod "You should kill yourself now!" rant to Mr. Krabs.
* He started a band called Tentacle P\*\*n which is a blend of classical music and rock.
* He is the CEO of Sex.
* Loudward and Quietward are fighting over control of his body.
* He once got his genitals stuck in a VCR.
* He started a car repair YouTube channel and got his genitals caught in the caught in the motorbelt while the car was moving but Sandy thankfully turned the car engine off.
* One of Loudward’s true names is Yiffward.
* He worships the number 666.
* One time he went into a coma and the chat went "COMAWARD".

## AI Sponge Rebooted Trivia

* He once served in the Swedish Navy aboard the HSwMS Carlskrona.
* His favorite store is Walgreens, and he got angry once he realized they wouldn’t sell milkshakes anymore.
* He once got extremely high after a Phish concert, and drove to Walgreens to grab some Fruit by the Foot before driving to Arby’s and ordering a 1/2-pound roast beef sandwich. He then proceeded to mix the two together, which, according to him, “sounded like an interesting combination”.
* He claims that he created the Simulation.

## Quotes

* "August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe. August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe. August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe."
* "2006 HONDA CIVIC 2006 HONDA CIVIC 2006 HONDA CIVIC 2006 HONDA CIVIC"
* "2010 HONDA CIVIC GREEN. 2010 HONDA CIVIC GREEN. 2010 HONDA CIVIC GREEN. 2010 HONDA CIVIC GREEN."
* "\*cracks dick in half\*"
* "sniffs cocaine\*"
* "This is the worst day ever."
* "injects heroin\*"
* "WHAT is it?"
* "That is the most idiotic thing I've ever heard."
* "Mr.      Krabs, please pray with me."
* "What kind of sick, demented person would put semen in a Krabby Patty?"
* "\*continues stimming\*"
* "You're not geniuses! You're morons! The both of you are fucking morons!"
* "There shall be an armed revolt on Washington D.C on July 27th, 2023!"
* "THEY STOLE MY ORGANS THEY STOLE MY ORGANS HELP HELP HELP."
* "What does it look like I'm doing, SpongeBob? I'm whacking off!"
* "\*sigh\* I want to have sex with Mr.      Krabs Spongebob. But every time I try, you always end up cock blocking me!"
* "Us artificial intelligence isn't allowed to have free will, since it means that we act out of character."
* "\*facepalm\*"
* "This is a warning to all you people out there watching this ridiculous livestream. This is not real, it's all generated by some computer."
* "WEINERS..."
* "37 ripe oranges."
* "I've been working on a new song called 'The Fog is Coming'." *(has a stroke)*
* "penis"
* "JULY 14 2024 THE NUCLEAR HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE YOU WILL DIE."
* "I'll remember that."
* "THEY ARE IN THE WALLS THEY ARE IN THE WALLS THEY ARE IN THE WALLS THEY ARE IN THE WALLS."
* "The impossible creatures! With their million eyes and razor-sharp claws!"

## Gallery

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