Don't Say Cheese (Transcript)

This is the 33rd episode of Soaring Squadron: Skyranger.

The Pursworth family was having dinner one night, and Austin wanted to have some pieces of cheese. And so that's what he got.

Austin: You know, I've always wanted to know what exactly makes cheese.

Mr. Pursworth: Well, here in Cloudnoia, we just mix together milk and a few other things to make it. It's that simple.

Jeff: That is true, Dad. But I'm thinking Austin wants to see how they do it on the surface.

Mrs. Pursworth: Of course. The people on the surface are much more modern that we Cloudnoians.

Jeff: For sure. I'm pretty sure there's a factory on the surface that could show us.

Austin: Maybe we could go down there tomorrow and see.

Mrs. Pursworth: Alright. Great.

Mr. Pursworth: And, if you can, try to bring back some for us.

Jeff: Will do.

So the next day, the brothers went to Headmaster Daschsman's library and they went to ask him if he knew any cheese factories on the surface.

Headmaster: Well, I'm sure there are tons of cheese factories on the surface. I'm sure you could find one and take a look at it.

Jeff: Is there any in particular we could go see?

Headmaster: Well, I think there's one in that city where you fought that bubble monster that one time.

Jeff: Alright. Thank you, sir.

Austin: Let's go, bro.

Later on, the brothers went down to the surface. They soon found a cheese shop.

Austin: Hey, what about this place, Jeff?

Jeff: Seems like it would be a good place to have cheese at. Let's go in.

So the brothers went into the cheese shop. Inside, there was all sorts of different cheese products.

Austin: Wow. This is amazing.

Jeff: (To the cashier.) Excuse me, but can we perhaps see how the cheese is made? We don't come from around here. We're from a city in the sky. I know it's hard to believe, but it's true.

Austin: We actually fought a monster in this city one time. A monster that blew bubbles.

Rat Cashier: Oh yeah. I had a nephew who was caught up with that sort of issue. Well, I could ask my boss if it's already to allow you to see the machines that make the cheese.

The cashier went to ask his boss, and he said it was alright.

Male Cat Boss: I suppose it's alright. (To the brothers.) It's not often that I do this, but since you two don't come from around here, it's good to let people from the sky know about the world down here on the ground.

Jeff: Great.

So the boss of the cheese shop brought the brothers to the backroom where the cheese was made.

Jeff: Woah.

Austin: This is huge.

The factory had the stuff used to make cheese be put into a boiler, then the cheese came out and was put into plastic. The workers inside were all wearing white robes with masks covering their faces and hair nets.

Austin: What are those masks on their faces for?

Male Cat Boss: That's so the workers don't get germs onto the cheese. That would make the cheese unsanitary.

Austin: And what about those things on their heads?

Male Cat Boss: Those are hair nets. That's the keep the hair off the cheese.

Austin: Ah. I see.

Male Cat Boss: We don't just sell the cheese here, we also send it out to other stores around the states.

Austin: How do you do that?

Male Cat Boss: We use these trucks to delivery the cheese to different places.

Jeff: It must be great to be delivering this cheese around the states, isn't it?

Male Cat Boss: It sure is. But a few years ago, there was a rat going around blowing up some cheese factories. He didn't get to us, though. So that's good.

Jeff: A rat blowing up cheese factories? That's strange.

Male Cat Boss: We don't quite understand it either. But at least he's not doing it now.

Jeff: Yeah. That's good.

Up in Bananabeard's ship, Bananabeard was watching what was going on with the Pursworth brothers.

Bananabeard: Hmmmm. Cheese, huh? Hey, that gives me a good idea. Hey, everyone. (They all come to him.)

Lizahim: What is it, Captain?

Bananabeard: I'm thinking of sending down a monster that ties in with cheese. Does anybody have such a monster?

Wither Vain: I have just the monster for the job. Cheese Wheeler!

And in stepped a monster that looked like a rat, made of cheese wheels.

Cheese Wheeler: I'm here, Wither Vain. What may I do for you?

Panthina: Really? A cheese monster? Pu-lease!

Lizahim: Hey, you're just jealous that you weren't picked for the monster.

Panthina: I am not jealous! (Slaps Lizahim.)

Lizahim: (Slaps her back.)

(They then start slapping each other.)

Dr. Toris: Now stop it, you two!

(They stop.)

Wither Vain: Cheese Wheeler, go down to the cheese factory!

Cheese Wheeler: Yes, Wither Vain!

The brothers were leaving the shop. The had a cheese wheel that the boss of the factory had given to them.

Austin: It sure was nice of that man to give us this cheese wheel to take back to Mom and Dad.

Jeff: I bet they'll be amazed when they see this sort of thing.

Then, a cheese wheel flew at them.

Jeff: Woah!

Austin: What was that?

Jeff: It looks like another cheese wheel. But how?

Austin: Maybe somebody bought some and...what out!

Another cheese wheel flew towards them and they ducked.

Jeff: Now what was-(Gasps) Look!

They looked to see Cheese Wheeler.

Jeff: Who-What are you?

Cheese Wheeler: I am Cheese Wheeler, I am the latest monster sent down by Captain Bananabeard. I have come to wreck havoc on this place. Starting with....(Throws some cheese slices at the cheese factory, and it started to blow up, and the workers ran out.) that cheese factory!

Jeff: That won't do. Let's transform, Austin!

Both: Sky Change! (Transforms and starts to fight Cheese Wheeler.)

The brothers fought hard to stop Cheese Wheeler. He kept throwing cheese slices at them like darts.

Jeff: (Get out his blade tonfas.) Blade Tonfas! (Throws them at Cheese Wheeler and they hit him.)

Cheese Wheeler: GAAH! (Throws another cheese wheel at them.)

Dina: (Shows up morphed, and blocks the cheese wheeler.) You better watch where you're rolling these things, cheese brain! (Throws it back at Cheese Wheeler.)

Cheese Wheeler: OW!

(Marcus, Reggie and Tiffany also came in for a few attacks on Cheese Wheeler, as well.)

Jeff: Everyone, how did you know where to find us?

Dina: Dad told us you went to this cheese store, and we were alerted on a monster attack.

Reggie: So we came down as quickly as possible.

Marcus: You guys aren't hurt or anything, right?

Austin: We're just fine.

Cheese Wheeler: But not for long! (Throws some cheese wheels at Jeff, Marcus, Reggie and Tiffany's heads, and they got stuck on them.)

Tiffany: AH! I can't get this thing off. (Tries to do so.)

Reggie: (Also tries, I can't get it off, either.)

Marcus: UGH!

Austin: Here, Jeff, let me help. (Tries to get the cheese off his head, but it doesn't work.) It won't come off!

Dina: (Attacks the cheese with the sword, but just dents it.) Ah, the sword won't work, either.

Cheese Wheeler: Haha. Now to give you all a little ride. (Lifts them into the air and moves them about.)

Jeff: GAAAH!

Reggie: What's happening?

Tiffany: I can't feel the ground.

Cheese Wheeler: And soon you won't be feeling anything. (Throws them around the place.)

Jeff: Oof!

Reggie: ARGH!

Tiffany: Ugh!

Marcus: Uhhh!

Dina: Guys!

Austin: What should we do?

Dina: I'm not sure, Austin. Maybe Dad will know what to do.

Austin: But we can't just like this cheese guy throw everybody around like this.

Cheese Wheeler: (Puts them into one place in the air.) Well, you won't have to worry about that. I'm just going to leave them there to float. I have a city to destroy. (Leaves.)

Jeff: You're not going to just leave us here, are you?

Dina: I don't know what we can do to bring you down to the ground. Dad will have the answer. Let's go, Austin.

Up in the Cloudnoia Library, the Headmaster and Owen were going through some books about cheese, they had been searching these books for a while, but had no luck.

(Dina and Austin are not wearing their helmets, but are still in costume.)

Austin: I sure hope we get an answer soon, Dina.

Dina: Me too, Austin.

Owen: Hey, I think I found something.

Dina: What's that?

Owen: (Shows them a page in the book.) It seems that if the cheese wheel gets onto somebody's head, you will need to try using heat on it.

Dina: Using heat? But what can we use to make the heat?

Owen: You might need to find something on the surface. Maybe one of those things those people use to blow their hair. That has very warm air.

Dina: I think they're called hair blowers. Alright, I think we can handle this now.

Dina and Austin returned to the surface, they changed out of costume and went into a shop to find a hair blower.

Dina: Excuse us, we're looking for a hair blower.

Male Fox Clerk: Those should be in the hair aisle.

Dina: Great. Thanks.

(They go down to the aisle and find the hair blower.)

Dina: Here we go. (Picks on up, goes to pay for it, and then she and Austin go outside.) Alright, Austin. I have a plan, you go take this air blower to the others and use it to melt the cheese on their heads. I'm going to find Cheese Wheeler.

Austin: Alright. I think you may need something to help you. So let's morph so I can give it to you.

Dina: Oh, you mean your shield? I'm sure I'll need that. Thanks, Austin.

Austin soon arrived at the cheese store where his four team-mates were still suspended in mid-air. He wasn't wearing his shield since Dina was using it.

Austin: (Plugs the hair blower into a wall by the factory and aims it up towards the Skyrangers.) Alright, guys. Here it goes. (Blowers the hair blower at them and the cheese starts to melt. Soon, the cheese was all melted and they landed back onto the ground.)

Jeff: Phew. We're back onto solid ground.

Reggie: I don't know how much more I could have taken that.

Tiffany: Where's your shield, Austin?

Austin: Dina has it, she's fighting the monster with it.

And indeed, Dina was, she found Cheese Wheeler and began to fight him.

Dina: Wow, this shield makes me fight great.

Cheese Wheeler: That wheel won't don't much go against me! (Throws a cheese wheel at her, but she blocks it off.)

Dina: Not this time! (Leaps into the air and attacks Cheese Wheeler with her sword.)

Cheese Wheeler: Woah! You've gotten really strong. Take this. (Fires cheese slices at her.)

Dina: (Blocks them off.)

Cheese Wheeler: ERGH! You like...

(The other Skyrangers show up, each with hair blowers.)

Dina: Everyone.

Jeff: Hey, Dina. You did good fighting off this monster.

Reggie: We all got hair blowers this time.

Tiffany: We determined that because that hair blower melted the cheese on our heads, it should work on Cheese Wheeler, too.

Marcus: Then let's do this.

(They all turns on their hair blowers and aimed it at Cheese Wheeler.)

Cheese Wheeler: AAAH! I'm starting to melt. I'm starting to melt.

Jeff: This won't do, the process is going to slowly. I think the Red Bird Guardian's fire should do the truck. Bird Guardian!

(The Red Bird Guardian arrived and Jeff boarded it.)

Jeff: Fire attack.

(The Red Bird Guardian used his fire powers and made Cheese Wheeler to melt all the way.

Cheese Wheeler: Nooo! Now I'm really melting.........

Jeff: Alright. Now he's out of the picture.

Austin: (Takes back his shield from Dina.)

Later on, our heroes helped to repair the cheese store. (They're demorphed now.)

Male Cat Boss: Thanks for helping us out, you guys.

Jeff: It's the least we could do.

Dina: Monster fights are something that happens to us about every week this year.

Reggie: It's not always easy being a hero, but it's our duty.

Male Cat Boss: Since you guys are helping us to rebuild this place, you'll all get cheese wheels to take back home.

Jeff: Uh......I don't know if I want to now.

Marcus: Yeah. We had some stuck on our heads for today and we were thrown around by them.

Austin: Come on, guys. The same thing won't happen again. This is normal cheese. It won't get stuck on your heads.

Reggie: Austin is right. So I suppose it'll be alright.

Later that night, the Pursworth Brothers brought a cheese wheel back home and their parents were impressed with it.

Mr. Pursworth: Wow. A cheese in a wheel. That's quite impressive.

Jeff: That's how they are made.

Austin: Quite an interesting shape for it.

Jeff: I know. Just keep it away from my head please.

Austin: (Laughs.)

Mr. & Mrs. Pursworth: (confused)

Jeff: Never mind.

To be continued next chapter...