Betty and Veronica/Quotes

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*(Timmy, Timantha and Ivan riding on their fairies as bikes; Cosmo, Wanda and Neptunia as bikes, Poof as Timmy's helmet and Astronov as the bike basket)*
**Ivan:** Ha! You call that bike riding?
**Timantha:** You spoke too soon, turkey. (moving faster)
**Timmy:** (moving faster) Hope you guys are hungry, cause you're about to eat my dust!
**Wanda:** Look out!
*(Timmy, Ivan and Timantha bump into the popular kids)*
**Timmy:** You guys okay?
**Tad:** Ah, man! This leather jacket was expensive.
**Ivan:** I'll take that as a yes.
**Chad:** You dorks are lucky we are in a good mood today.
**Timmy:** Glad to hear that.
**Liane Star:** Veronica! Got a letter for you.
**Veronica:** Ooo. (runs inside the house)
**Neptunia:** Whatever it is, she must be really excited.
**Astronov:** I'll say.
**Chad:** We must have gotten hit harder than we thought. I can hear the bikes talking.
**Cosmo:** Yes. You're hallucinating.
*(Veronica screams and runs out of the house)*
**Veronica:** Cousin Betty's coming to town!
*(Rich kids gasp)*
**Timmy, Ivan and Timantha:** Betty?
**Trixie:** Veronica's twin cousin. The two don't quite get along.
**Ivan:** Why?
**Veronica:** Because, she is better than me in everything and I hate her! We've been rivals for a long time.
*(flashback; Five years ago)*
*(Five year old Betty and Veronica playing basket ball; Betty making easy scores, and Veronica hardly making any scores)*
**Five year old Betty:** (laugh) Beat that!
*(Five year old Veronica groans)*
*(flashback #2; Betty and Veronica arm wrestles; Betty wins)*
**Five year old Betty:** Beat that!
*(flashback #3; Twin cousins open their Christmas presents; Betty gets a better present)*
**Betty:** Beat that!
*(flashbacks over)*
**Veronica:** She's coming from New Orleans by tomorrow, and heaven knows she's going to make a fool out of me.
**Timmy:** Well, not today.
**Everyone:** Huh?
**Timantha:** Timmy's right, you need to stand up to your cousin, and we are going to help you.
**Veronica:** Really?
**Ivan:** Yeah. It's high time she needs a taste of her own medicine.
**Veronica:** Yeah! Yes! I'm tired of her picking on me. She always thinks she's large, but by tomorrow, I'll be the one in charge.
*(everyone cheering for Veronica)*

*(Workout music playing)*
*(Turner's House; Veronica wearing workout clothes on a treadmill)*
**Poof:** (gives Veronica a sports drink) I can tell that she might be fast, but you are going to be faster.
*(Tang Mansion; Trixie timing Veronica on eating raw eggs)*
**Trixie:** You must know your opponents strength at all times.
**Tad:** Yeah. In order to beat your cousin...
**Chad:** You'll have to think like your cousin.
*(Prestonovich's House; Veronica doing push-ups)*
**Ivan:** Up! Down! Up! Down!
**Neptunia:** (cat form) I'm sure she knows what up and down is.
*(Chester's Trailer; Chester drops a trash can full of chickens for Veronica to chase)*
*(A.J.'s House; A.J. and Charlotte throwing books for Veronica to catch)*
*(Dimmsdale Dump; Veronica holding two heavy trash bags while running on top a trash hill)*
**Mark Chang:** Well, that's one less chore for me to do.
*(Workout music ends)*

*(Veronica's front yard)*
**Ivan:** Okay, I think you're ready to face your cousin.
**Veronica:** Oh yes, Betty won't know what hit her. Good payback, huh Katty?
**Katty:** Meow, no.
**Veronica:** Oh, what do you know? You're a cat.
*(cab drops by; Betty comes out of the cab)*
**Betty:** Hello, cousin.
**Veronica:** (mumbles) Betty.
**Timmy:** Hi Betty. We're...
**Betty:** Don't tell me. You're Ivan Prestonovich and Timmy Turner.
**Ivan:** Um... yeah. But, how...
**Veronica:** Don't get near her, guys. When it comes to boys like you, she's a gold digger!
**Betty:** Ugh! Is that so?
*(Katty hisses at Betty)*
**Betty:** Claws off, Pinkie!
**Veronica:** I'm looking to settle a score with you. You and me, at the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, in a three game battle.
**Betty:** Ahh, a rematch, huh? Looking to settle a five year score, huh? I'm in! Prepare to live your past from the present!

*(Dimmsdale Dimmadome)*
**Chet:** This is Chet Ubetcha coming to you live with a cousin clash. Today, we're...
**Doug Dimmadome:** Hey, bub, this is my territory, and I'm narrating this scene.
**Chet:** Ooh, sorry. My mistake. Please, carry on. (walks out)
**Doug Dimmadome:** Thank you. (clears throat) Welcome to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. I'm Doug Dimmadome.
**Audience:** Doug Dimmadome?
**Doug Dimmadome:** (to himself) Man, that never gets old. (to audience) That's right, Doug Dimmadome!
*(audience cheering)*
**Ivan:** How tall do you think that hat is?
**Timmy:** No one knows.
**Doug Dimmadome:** In this corner, (camera moves to Veronica) 4 ft tall, weighing at 95 lbs, hair as blond and bright as the sun, Veronica Star! (cheering) And in this corner, same height, weight, and has hair as a sneaky, devious cat, Betty Star! (cheering) Now, our opponents will be competing in a three game competition. Including, Loggin' the Mud, Duck and Cover, and my personal favorite, The Climbing Cobra. Let the games begin!
**Ivan:** *(as he and Timmy hug Veronica)* Good luck, Veronica.
**Veronica:** Thanks, boys. *(kisses Ivan and Timmy on the forehead)*

*(Loggin' the Mud)*
**Doug Dimmadome:** First off, is Loggin' the Mud. Using advanced training techniques, Doug Dimmadome has gained the balance of a mountain goat. You two do the same thing with the logs that you'll be trying to gain your balance on while I use this tennis cannon to shoot tennis balls to your pretty little faces.
**Betty:** That doesn't sound safe.
**Doug Dimmadome:** Last one standing wins.
*(ding)*
*(Veronica and Betty run on the logs while getting rapidly hit by tennis balls)*
**Veronica and Betty:** Ow! Ow! Oh! Ehh! OUCH! Augh!
*(both fall at the mud at the same time)*
**Doug Dimmadome:** Looks like a tie to me. On the bright side, mud does go well with the skin. *(pulls up a dryer to dry off the mud in Veronica and Betty's faces until it's completely dry and breaks)*
**Veronica:** Hey, he's right. It does go well with the skin.

*(Duck and Cover)*
**Doug Dimmadome:** Next up is Duck and Cover. When you've been in combat for as long as yours truly, you developed cat-like reflexes... without all the hairballs and junk. This competition is simple: Dodge the stray rapid ducks with chainsaws.
**Veronica:** You're kidding.
**Doug Dimmadome:** Not kiddin' at all. If I were you two, I'd start running in circles.
*(the ducks start to attack; Veronica and Betty starts running in circles; the two bump into each other and get their hairs cut off off-screen while screaming in pain)*
**Trixie:** (with her phone recording Veronica and Betty) Oh, I'd hate for more people to see that.

*(Climbing Cobra)*
**Doug Dimmadome:** Last but not least is my all time favorite game, The Climbing Cobra.
**Veronica:** So what, we just climb on top of stairs shaped like a cobra?
**Doug Dimmadome:** (laughs) Nope. You have to fight this mid-sized cobra and once he's pined down, use him as stairs to climb up to victory or you'll be dimma-done. For the one who loses, that is. Begin!
*(Cobra starts to attack; Betty and Veronica dodge hits attacks)*
**Veronica:** This is way too dangerous even for you Betty. I'd recommend giving up.
**Betty:** Not a chance, cousin. I will be victorious once again. And once I've beaten you, again, I might as well hang out with those two cute boys before I leave. Ivan and Timmy, is it?
*(Veronica's head angrily turns red, rushed right to the giant cobra and viciously took him out off-screen)*
**Astronov:** (popcorn bag) I feel kinda sorry for that giant snake. But only kinda.
**Tad:** (to Chad) First the bikes and now the popcorn? This day just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
**Betty:** Wow, you've really improved yourself.
*(Veronica climbs on top the unconscious cobra and wins)*
**Doug Dimmadome:** Veronica Star wins!
*(everyone cheers)*

*(Betty sitting on the bench)*
**Veronica:** Beat that!
**Betty:** I'll admit Veronica, you got skill. Looks like you finally beat me.
**Veronica:** Now I'll might have enough attention as you do.
**Betty:** (sigh) Truth is Veronica, I'm secretly jealous of you.
**Veronica:** What?
**Betty:** You've been living the good life and manage to do the one thing I could never do, relax.
**Veronica:** Relax, huh? Well, I suppose I could teach you a few steps.
**Betty:** I would like that. It sure is great to hang out with you again, cousin Veronica. And again, I'm sorry for constantly humiliating you. I hope there's no hard feelings?
**Veronica:** Not at all.
*(Katty comforts Betty)*
**Betty:** Aww, who's a sweet little kitty?
**Katty:** Meow.
**Betty:** That's... so... cute. Well, before I go, I've got some business to take care of.

*(Turner's House)*
**Tootie:** Who would've thought, Veronica taking down someone who's better than her at everything?
**Ivan:** Well, she'd put herself through our training, because she had faith in us.
**Timmy:** That's what kept her strong in the arena.
*(Betty walks in)*
**Betty:** Hello, boys and fairies.
**Wanda:** Oh, no! She spotted us! Uh, we're not fairies. We're--
**Betty:** It's okay, I know who you are.
**Neptunia:** (poofs up a lie detector) Just make sure she's telling the truth.
**Betty:** (giggles) Astronov and Neptunia, Cosmo and Wanda, (rubs Poof's cheeks) and baby cutie patootie Poof.
**Astronov:** So, you know us?
**Betty:** Yep. Tell that to my bow.
**Ivan:** Uh, wasn't your bow pink and not green?
*(magical green dust comes out of Betty's bow and reveals itself as Schnozmo)*
**Schnozmo:** Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
**Cosmo:** Schnozmo!
**Schnozmo:** Hey there Cosmo.
**Ivan:** You have a brother, Cosmo? I thought you were an only child!
**Wanda:** I thought so too, until I met Schnozmo.
**Timmy:** I swear, we didn't know that he had a brother.
**Schnozmo:** I paid Dr. Rip Studwell a bunch of cash to erase my name from Cosmo's medical record. I didn't want him touching my fagiggly gland! So, how's my little brother doing?
**Cosmo:** Great. Is that the right answer?
**Schnozmo:** I can assume so from the looks of it.
**Betty:** Wait, so you two are brothers? Wonder what that makes for me, Timmy and Timantha.
**Timantha:** Actually, Betty, I'm his sister.
**Schnozmo:** Sister, eh? Two words, nice dress.
**Timantha:** Thanks, Cosmo and Wanda has told me all about you, Sleeze Ball.
**Schnozmo:** It's Schnozmo.
**Timantha:** That's what I said. (bonks his head) Hello?
**Timmy:** So, you're Betty's fairy godparent?
**Betty:** That's right, Timmy. After suffering from hard work with no relaxation whatsoever, I've gotten a fairy godparent who can help me get my wish.
**Schnozmo:** And my days as a con man are officially over thank to her love for me.
**Ivan**: I have to say, Betty looks as pretty as Trixie and Veronica combined.
**Timmy**: I agree.
**Betty:** Oh, my cab's heading to Veronica's house. We should get going.
**Timmy:** Wait, Betty. Here's something for you to remember us both. (to Tootie) Tootie, I suggest for you to look away.
*(Tootie looks away; Timmy and Ivan kiss Betty on the cheeks; Betty blushes)*
**Timmy:** Okay, Tootie, you can look again. *(Tootie faces Timmy again)*
**Betty:** Aw, that's so sweet of you, boys, thanks.
**Ivan:** Will you ever come back?
**Betty:** Don't worry, I'll be around Fairy World to say hello from time to time.
**Timmy:** Schnozmo, before you leave, can I ask you something?
**Schnozmo:** Go ahead.
**Timmy:** Where were you when Cosmo turned Papa Cosma into a bee? We didn't see you in Cosmo's origin story at Billy Crystal Ball's *This is Your Wish* program.
**Schnozmo:** I was in grade school back then when Cosmo turned dad into a bee.
**Timmy:** Fair enough. What's your relationship with Mama Cosma? Does she favor Cosmo over you?
**Schnozmo:** Yes, yes she does. Are you done with questions, Timmy?
**Timmy:** Yeah, I'm done.
**Schnozmo:** Well, see you all soon.
**Poof:** Bye, Uncle Schnozmo.
**Cosmo and Wanda:** Bye.
**Astronov and Neptunia:** See yah.
**Timmy and Timantha:** Bye.
**Ivan:** (as Tootie waves goodbye) Come back any time.
*(Schnozmo raises his wand; Betty blows a kiss goodbye;**EX-CON GONE**)*

*(Veronica's House; front yard)*
**Liane:** It sure was nice of you to come for a visit and for you two to finally set aside your differences.
**Betty:** Same here, Auntie Liane.
**Veronica:** It's too bad you have to leave soon.
**Betty:** Yeah, but this Star never stops to do her hard work at home.
**Veronica:** Looks like this is goodbye for now.
**Betty:** Take care, cousin.
*(family hug; Betty walks in the cab and gets driven home)*
**Liane:** Okay Veronica, you should get ready for bed.
**Veronica:** Okay mom.
*(Liane walks in the house; Veronica looks down and sees a present)*
**Veronica:** (reads) "Gotcha?"
*(present pops out cherry pie in Veronica's face; Veronica spits out a piece of paper inside the pie that says, "Beat that.")*
**Veronica:** (sigh) Betty, you never cease to be clever.
*(screen fades to black)*
*(Betty and Schnozmo pops out laughing simultaneously)*
**Betty and Schnozmo:** Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
*(Title Card ending)*