Cfdlboi

# Description

cfdlboi (also refered to Joe or Joeffended) is a very funny player from the TG community and no one can deny it! He made many things like...idk. He is also very smart, 189 iq to be exact (better pvper than Dream even!!). He is mainly used as a slave for work, he has proven to be a decent one and barely caring about spending around 30 days on a stupid reddit-based minecraft server.

# Stage 1 (cancer) - rando lol

cfdlboi, being bored and being the classic redditor he is, tried to troll the reddit-based minecraft server from the r/teenagers subreddit by looking at their pinned message and seeing the server was much alive in october!

During this period he rarely was more than a classic rando at that time

1. Playing everyday and not doing anything of value
2. Building a house in the most rando town ever (Seatown)
3. Never being active anywhere else than the server
4. Staying with shitty gear all the time

> *"My name jeff"* -someone not named jeff
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# Stage 2 - TG EARTH

In this stage, cfdlboi remembered with his small 20 iq brain that people exist, so he founded the Hawaii Faction on tg earth the first day then got disbanded 5 days later lol

But the story doesn't end like this, one of the allied faction to the one he founded was Politzania and was shit and bad and he hates it

> *"What the fuck is that LoomisFire"*
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# Stage 3 - Alzheimer's disease

Here we are presented with some of the last coherent memories before confusion fully rolls in and the grey mists form and fade away. Finest moments have been remembered, the musical flow in places is more confused and tangled. As we progress some singular memories become more disturbed, isolated, broken and distant. These are the last embers of awareness before we enter the post awareness stages.

# Stage 4 - December

This is basically stage 1 but seatown destroyed his house so he homeless and he bought elytra just to fall in the void 1 hour later and lose everything. He quit for the rest of the month and only returned when next event was announced with the energy-infused stuff and things.

LOL

# Stage 5 - Escaping being a useless piece of crap

cfdlboi remembered that people existed for the second time and during the event, decided to vc with some other people. He made pals and chums with that group at the moment and even threatened some to give him tier 3 (im sorry but he not very rich he only has 2 quid in ddbsh)

And then he got banned from soup for griefing in their gold farm (the biggest scandal i might add, everyone on tg cared about the contreversy and wanted superiority to stop being like 1984 like george orwell predicted in 1984). Also was the only thing people knew him for a bit...

That was the point in history where people all knew the legend of cfdlboi and how to be a rando...but also not being one...while acting like a rando...and doing nothing like one!

# Stage 6 cancer - fucking die for once goddamn

blah-blah-blah now he ok and stuff and now ceefailedboi now has daddy issues and loves dream

he also did mapfarts and built some stuff like existing and parkour ig. He sold shulks of sand at one point and now everyone wants a taste of that crispy cock!

# Stage 7 - Start of the projects and shit

Cfdlikesbois felt unpleased with his situation on tg, he pretty much was the only player that had multiple weeks of playtime yet you couldnt recall a single thing he did. Pushing him to start experimenting on new projects, being a large helper to bacon town 1.16 for the gp farm, which lead him to create the BaconCube project.

However, cock funny dick licking boi became more active on the discords, becoming an editor for the TG Media Network, being more regularly in vcs in superiority discord as well as st john, which brought him a lot of controversy for his edgier humor, though nothing except a few bans resulted from this period of time.

# Stage 8 - 1.17 boring af

this was the first reset cfdlbruh assisted from the beggining so he did the funny base, got somewhat rich due to lotsa shulker of elys and started a shop selling stuff he'd get form his trade hall probably becoming rich man as no one sold shit anyway.

Cfdlboi in that time, made a 3x3 mapart "i forgor" which got him a swag award (he didn't claim) and contributed on farms for several towns. In that period, gnfgvnifjnboi was so bored he started griefing as a coping mechanism for mods and admins doing nothing, so much so it granted him a perma ban on the last week of the reset, which got revoked on the last day of tg.

# Stage 9 - Limbo

Staying on a limbo about the future of TG, cfdlboi joined tgf as everybody was doing it, sometime contributing on the many controversies at the start of the discord server.

In the meanwhile, cfdlboi joined Pisstral and Monkey Cage, 2 groups which had in mind of getting rich on the server, a perfect combo for a single individual!!

# Stage 10 - TitGotFuckedintheassholeidk 1.18 (in the benninging)

sweatingballsack started doing work for Monkey cage, building and helping build multiple farms, killing randos and not so much randos as well as helping monkey cage on most other tasks (amongus!!!).

His work in pisstral would be in vain as the group wouldn't last a month before disbanding, having done nothing but hoarding elytras.

nutshangingout also got recognised by a large part of the server by interacting more with mothtown, genc as well as magnolia "people", now bringing him a reputation of either "did a lot of shit but nothing memorable" or "i know the guy."

Boi Island was created to counter these silly little claims, DO /warp racetrack !!, which got him somewhat of a reputation as a "town" ""maker"", also getting griefed by silly ottawa griefers and stuff...

# Stage 11- Where we go ociefm we dj tjsos jgf yeyah!!

After content team slots were open, cfdlboi got accepted for the 2nd draw of content team, being part of the media as well as the builder team.

Right now, clvmocmboi's influence cannot be denied for tg and tgf (yes it can, im no ego hoe, already writing my own article already). Being a regular player for 1 year and a half, making the classic boi island, as well as uuuuuuuuuuuuuh uhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh uuuuuuuuuuh

pls rate 6 stars pls pls

Anyway. meta moment guys!! I hope this article shows how much i have NOT grown personally on this server and how i am STILL the same pos i was before.

# Trivia

- cfjslakadjboi is a very sexy man

- he is 48 year old (divIded by 3)

- in the benninging he said racial slurs

- he participated on the EASY! mapart and the Anguish mapart as well as creating "Virginity"

-boi what the hell boi ( funny reference to boi island, an island that would be created 1 year after this message...)

- he was top 1 playtime for multiple weeks on tg 1.17

- average joe fan vs. Average cfdlboi sayer

-he 100k views video on his channel!! call me pewdiepie!

- he was nominated as funniest man on tg in the poop award of tg in 2017 by 6forehead

- he is very homosex...too much to my liking, he has put me in a cage (a funny reference to monkey cage, a group created 6 months after this shitty ass text!!) filled with trollfaces in his basement with all of the dream posters with piss on them and told me to write this stupid article for gaming moment holy shit he's getting the wooden spoon

- he play roblus

-Unlike many people think he is ~~not~~ homosexual and just wanted to point this out before people assume it from the last trivia (nor transexual or from michigan or native american shut up blitz eye ahr i am very white and stuff)