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Wilfred Pebble

Elvis Mada

The Pebble Man

Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II

Thornton Stationery Company

Wilfred Pennyworth Pebble (born 19 October 1966) is a lawyer, graduate of the University of Bonn and former German politician.

Wilfred was brought up in County Durham to his mother, Janice and his stepfather, Nikos, whom he hated. Wilfred grew up in a Council Estate, where he was looked up to by the other children. He was somewhat of a Supreme Leader in the eyes of the other children. Any decisions made by the children had to be approved by him. He was a GOD.

When Wilfred entered Elementary School, he instantly formed rivalries with other children. The children from his Council estate defended Wilfred fiercely. Whenever he received a detention, the children would protest outside shouting ''FREE MY MANS''. Wilfred was freed three out of eight times.

Wilfred developed a passion for British law by the age of 11, which is when he decided he wanted to be a lawyer.

In 1993, DeSaad Pepper met Wilfred whilst he was a practicing lawyer in the university of Bonn. They began a gang together, which remained nameless until 2023 where it was dubbed The Boys in Blue. In 1997, the two moved to Hammersmith where they met Jasper Scunthorpe, who became a new addition to the gang. DeSaad met Alfred Lennie through Jasper in Thornton Stationery and he became part of their gang as well. The four would travel round the UK and win any trophies or competitions possible in local pubs.

After Wilfred lost a bet in late July 2000 to DeSaad he joined the Thornton Stationery Company - Paris Branch, under the guise of Elvis Mada, to steal a French cat. It took him a month but he succeeded in stealing a stray cat and bringing it back to England. The cat now belongs to Alfred Lennie and is called Stankovic.

Wilfred began working for Thornton Stationery Company as a lawyer in 2008 and has been working there ever since. He met his soon to be husband, Jason McCyntire, at Westminster Corporate and they married in Early 2010.
Polynesia

This article is about the parrot from the books. For the macaw from the film, see Poly.

## Appearances

### Debut

The Story of Doctor Dolittle

Polynesia is one of the pets of Doctor Dolittle. She is a parrot. She is fluent in hundreds of languages and taught the Doctor to speak Animal Language

## History

Polynesia is hundreds of years old and has an amazing memory. She was a pet to the Doctor and taught him Animal Language. On the Doctor’s voyage to Africa she stayed there until the beginning of The Voyages of Doctor Dolittle when she flew back to Puddleby-on-the-Marsh. She proceeded to teach Tommy Stubbins Animal Language. After the events of the book, she helps Tommy write his books.

## Trivia

* Polynesia is the only animal in the Doctor Dolittle series with the ability to communicate with humans.
* According to herself, Polynesia is one of few parrots to understand words they can say.
Doctor Dolittle (2020)

Were you looking for the book version of Doctor Dolittle? If so, see Doctor Dolittle (Books). Or, see Doctor Dolittle (Disambiguation).

## Appearances

### Debut

Dolittle

Doctor Dolittle is the main character of the Doctor Dolittle franchise. This variant was the main character of the 2020 film, Dolittle. This version of the character is vastly different. He is now a bit of a hermit and lives alone on his giant property with nobody but his animals.

**History**

He was an animal doctor from the beginning and had no need to be taught Animal Language. He met Lily who he married. Lily died at sea and caused Dolittle to retreat from society closing his business.

**Personality**

This version of Dolittle is vastly different from the book version. In Dolittle, he is more hard hearted and rude than before. He doesn’t want to help the queen until he is forced to. He is also rude to Tommy in the beginning. He became kinder as the film progressed.

**Story**
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Michael De Santa

Michael Townley/De Santa Was Born in January 13th 1965 or 1968 When His Dad Left On A Oncoming Train, Join the Navy and Abandoned Him, Michael's Mother Told Michael Amount of Stories, all-state football team, even putting an amazing performance during his games and occasionally had his picture in the local newspaper But Michael Had Issues of Injuries to Force to Quit.

## Michael De Santa

### Aliases

MikeyMT

Harry Maxwell (Bank Robbery)

Slick (Trevor Or Devin)

Michael Townley

### Affiliation

Brad SniderJimmy De Santa

Tracey De Santa

Amanda De Santa

Trevor Philips

Franklin Clinton
Marshall Stationery Kensington & Chelsea Branch

The Kensington & Chelsea Branch of Marshall Industries is the top performing branch in Marshall Stationery Industries. It was founded in 2017, as a direct rival to Thornton Stationery - Kensington & Chelsea Branch.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Elvis Marshall - CEO
* Gabriel Gonzales - Regional Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Gary Saville - Regional Director of Sales
* ''Dirty'' Damian Kilgore - Sales Team Leader
* Jimmy Kruger - Sales Representative
* Bobby "Fat Eyes" Gange - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Grace Ohio - Chief Accountant
* Cecil Brat - Accountant
* Hickory Sinefeld - Accountant

**Produce Oversight Team:**

* Gary Gibson - Director of Produce Oversight
* Horatio Huntington - Produce Oversight Representative
* Mrs. Senile - Customer Service Representative
* Liam "Fat bottom" Langestoff- Customer Service Representative

**Office Secretaries:**

* Babylon - Receptionist

**Marketing:**

* Omar "The bear" Russo - Director of Marketing
* Jane Seymour - Marketing Consultant

**Human Resources Team:**

* Hugo "Horrible" Jones - H.R. Team Leader
Steve Haines

CNT

Michael De Santa

Trevor Philips

Franklin Clinton

Dave Norton

Brock Ronson (Enemy)

Chop (Enemy)

Officer Jernigan (Enemy)

Steven "Steve" Haines is A Corrupted FIB Agent in Los Santos.

## History

Steve Joined the FIB In The Year 1993, He Did the Show called "The Underbelly Of Paradise" on CNT.

He Been Famous in Los Santos.

2013: Haines Been Corrupted in Los Santos to Get Michael, Trevor and Franklin to Do the Dirty Work Going Every Single Building And He Tells Dave to Do That Too.
Haringey Branch

The Haringey Branch is a branch of Thornton Stationery Company located in Haringey, Greater London.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins- CEO
* Guccio Swanson - Regional Branch Manager

**Sales Team:**

* George Steel - Regional Sales Director
* Jefferson Mcafee - Sales Team Leader
* Khan - Sales Representative
* Jared James Munson - Sales Representative
* Sun Wu Feng - Sale Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Sandy Sullivan - Chief Accountant
* Alashiba Marikhifa - Accountant
* Abdulh Arishit Dimitri - Accountant

**Produce Oversight Team:**

* Daniel Marsden - Director of Produce Oversight
* Jennifer Crowley - Produce Oversight Representative
* George Jupiter - Produce Oversight Representative
* Sam "Kaboom" Walsh - Customer Service Representative

**Human Resources Team:**

* Stevie Black - H.R. Team Leader
* Delilah Robspierre - H.R. Representative
* Stuart Littleton - H.R. Representative
Doctor Dolittle Book Series

The Doctor Dolittle book series is a series of books written and illustrated by Hugh Lofting.

## Doctor Dolittle Books

### Illustrator

Hugh Lofting

**List of Books**

The Story of Doctor Dolittle (1920)

The Voyages of Doctor Dolittle (1922)

Doctor Dolittle’s Post Office (1933)

Doctor Dolittle’s Circus (1924)

Doctor Dolittle’s Zoo (1925)

Doctor Dolittle’s Caravan (1926)

Doctor Dolittle’s Garden (1927)

Doctor Dolittle in the Moon (1928)

Gub-Gub’s Book: An Encyclopedia of Food (1932)

Doctor Dolittle’s Return (1933)

Doctor Dolittle and the Secret Lake (1948)

Doctor Dolittle and the Green Canary (1950)

**Short Story Collections**

Doctor Dolittle’s Puddleby Adventures (1952)
Claypans Ecstacy in Osaka

On the 24th of September 1994, the brothers Higgins were sent on a promotional business trip to Osaka, to represent Cragglethorne Stationery. They were given five tickets and instructed to bring another three co-workers with them, however, they instead brought their gang - The Claypans, consisting of Jesse ''Life-Man'' Johnstone, ''Vicious'' Victor Strongbow, and ''Beautiful'' Bradley Stevenson. Hugo Higgins insisted on giving Bradley tickets to a flight to South Africa and leave him stranded there, however the rest of the Claypans strongly opposed this.

When the Claypans arrived at the airport, three of them were detained at the security check for possessing items that they were not allowed to bring on an airplane. Victor brought two bags of weed, when detained he said ''Come off it man, it's just grass, you can have some if you want''. Hugo was detained for carrying knuckle dusters with him, and Life-Man was detained for possessing three bags of tarantulas. When questioned why he had them, he said ''It's just funny innit'' The three were jailed, and bail was put up for them. Bradley and Jacquees used the company credit card to withdraw the necessary bail and paid it. They were released without their items. Victor was devastated that he lost his grass, but Hugo comforted him and told him they'd get some in Japan.

The flight to Osaka was for the most part calm and without any turbulence, however, at one point Hugo told the airplane staff that Bradley had a bomb. When the staff realised that Bradley had no such item, Hugo told an angry Bradley to calm down, as it was ''just jokes, man''
Los Santos

## Intro

Los Santos The City Of Sinners in San Andreas it's A Biggest City and A State in America so You Will Find Yourself A Viewing Pleasure in here So Keep Tight Guys

Ok, So Los Santos Gets A Lot of Adventures Even Blaine county Doesn't Agree with Los Santos State Department just Arrested Hillbillys or Shoot to Kill, When the Los Santos Police Department just Goes Viral from a Person In Rockford Hills just Go Crazy With a Video of A Hillbilly Just Uses a Dump Truck to Find Space to Hide Then The FIB and The IAA Just goes Wrong with People.

## Finding Wanted Criminals

The CCTV Cameras Always Catching Suspects And Alerts the Police And Gets Tatical Contacts With Blocking, National Office of Security Enforcement with Armed People and Insult With Criminals if NOOSE Just gets the Armed Weapon then Point them Out and They Put hands Up at Cops to Bust Them.

## About The TV Series

The Except of LSPD Is a TV Show in Vinewood Hills Broadcasting By CNT, Narrator is PC Brock Ronson.
Police Officers

## Dog Handler, Police, And Sheriff

Brock Ronson - Ranked II Dog Handler

Deputy Grimes - Blaine County Sheriff Officer

Deputy Kirkman - Blaine County Sheriff Officer

John Sanchez - Police Officer in United Kingdom

Officer Jernigan - Ranked III Offiicer

Dylan Finlow - Angry Police Officer - Deceased

Darren Ronson - The Brother of Brock and Ranked II Officer

Carl Elliot - Ex-Drugs Officer

Boris Zhukov - Russian DPS Officer Who Visits Los Santos

Michael Butowski - Police officer Who Is a Friend in LSPD

Jake Halifax - 5th Gang Unit officer in Town

Sarge - Annoying one in the LSPD Sargeant

## NOOSE & Firearms

Derek Shaw - Ranked NOOSE - Deceased

Samuel Inderelskih - Special Firearm Officer

## Citizens

Steve Haines - Wanted Corrupted Citzen In Los Santos

Mikhail Faustin - Russian Citizen In Liberty City - Deceased

Jack Mezelan - Danger Criminal Killer

Jack Ronson - Los Santos Customs Mechanic

Hank Ronson - Trucker Never Retired - Deceased

Michael De Santa - Retired Criminal

## Police Dogs

Chop - Police Dog Who the Owner Told LSPD.
The Beast

* Unmasked
* Masked

The Automonster

The Spider AutoMonster

Donald (Former Friend)

Douglas (Former Friend)

Duck (Former Friend, Former Coworker, Victim)

Frederick (Victim)

Percy (Unsuccessful Murder Attempt)

Gordon (Possible Victim (Fate Unknown))

S.C. Ruffey (Enemy, Possible Victim (Fate Unknown))

Toad (Pet)

# "Oliver was mutated against his will"

"The Beast" (Formerly Oliver) is a Great Western 1400 Class 0-4-2T locomotive. He is known to be the main antagonist of Sodor Fallout. Before the explosion, he was withdrawn from service and was sent to be scrapped along with his loyal brakevan Toad. He was saved and brought to the Island of Sodor by Douglas. He was given a line called "The Little Western" and ran it with Duck, Donald, and Douglas. It is known that he was friends with Duck, the Scottish Twins, Toad, and many of the other engines.

It is unknown where Oliver was during the explosion, but he later became a huge, spider-like monster that would kill any living thing that got in it's way, making him the most dangerous and horribly mutated out of all the engines.

## Appearance

Oliver’s face has somehow fallen off and in its place is a large mouth full of razor sharp teeth resembling a Demogorgon from the Netflix series, "Stranger Things". His appearance is more mutated as the story progresses to be much more terrifying, now featuring tendrils which form what looks to be like spider legs coming out of his body underneath his chassis. He seems to carry around a fake mask which resembles his "**concerned**" face, which could be used to lure in engines. In the picture above, which shows Duck being killed by Oliver, a tendril-like appendage can be seen coming out of Oliver’s safety valve.

## Killed Victims

This list shows the victims Oliver has killed:

* Percy
* Gordon \*possibly\*
* Duck
* 'Arry & Bert
* D10

## Trivia

* TidmouthThunderbolt has Made a model Diorama of The Beast using an Airfix 14xx.
* A running joke in the community since 2019 was naming him "Olivore" to annoy TidmouthThunderbolt. It wasn't until late 2020 when he was given his canon name.
* It is currently unknown if Oliver was responsible for the death of Gordon. However, it is likely that he isn’t, as Gordon is an express engine and he was going at speeds that a tank engine like Oliver normally wouldn’t be able to get to.
	+ However, it is possible that Oliver's mutations would allow him to go faster than Gordon, as the legs he gains would make him faster than his basis.
* In the picture where he killed Duck, Oliver appears to be missing his lamp. It's most likely that it fell off when he killed Frederick, as the lamp appears to be crooked.

## Theory

Theory 1: The beast Tricked Duck by having Toad and Mail Van, Toad Not knows that Oliver is no longer Oliver and think He bring him to a Safe Place. Before The Beast come to its place of feeding his face fall a bit and that why we see Duck at Ironworks.

Theory 2: Oliver becomes The Beast during the night of July 4th or July 5th - By user EC
Season 5

## Episode Select

1. Your Turn: All About Numbers One to Ten
2. Now You See Us: Writing Numbers Zero to Nine
3. Ten's Top Ten: Numberbonds of Six to Ten
4. What's My Number?: Recognising Numbers Without Counting
5. Fun Times One Times Table: The One Times Table
6. The Many Friends Of Twenty: Numberbonds of Twenty
7. Ten Vaulting: Adding Two One-Digit Numbers
8. Twoland: Even Numbers to Twenty
9. Two Times Shoe Shop: The Two Times Table
10. Odd Side Story: Odd and Even Numbers to Twenty
11. How Rectangly!: Number Factors of Twenty-Three and Twenty-Four
12. Rectangle Racers: Number Factors of Eighteen and Twenty-Four
13. The Team Factor: Number Factors of Two to Twenty-Four
14. Hidden Talents: Breaking Bigger Numbers into Smaller Numbers
15. Making Patterns: Number Patterns
16. Now In 3D: Cube Numbers
17. Club Picnic: Grouping Numbers
18. Too Many Threes: Multiples Of Three
19. Circus Of Threes: The Three Times Table
20. Figure It Out: Numbers Thirty-One & Thirty-Two
Brock Ronson

Brock Antonio Ronson Was Born in 10th February 1990 in Venezuela He Wanted to Move to Los Santos.

He's Also Seen on LSPD Now Hiring Billboards if You See him Every Billboard.

Brock Is Also Always An Dog Handler and An Firearm Officer, He's Also Biking up Moutains Sometimes.

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

Venezuela

If He Catches Baddies He Get's Chop Known is Franklin's Dog.

Highly A Ranked II Officer in San Andreas if He Get's Mad Brock Goes "Good Job You Monkey, You Damaged the Police Vehicle"

When Brock is A Deep Sleeper he Gets Lot of Nightmares are Scary.

2007: He Started to Join the LSPD to Get better Shifts All the Time.

2013: Brock Was Seen every LSPD Billboards Fist Bumping with A Female officer.

2015: Starting to Been a Dog Handler to Get the Dogs Trained.

2020: He Started To Been an Firearm Officer, If somethings Going too Far.

2021: Brock always Keeping Eye on On People to Social Distance and Wear Masks, Then He Decided Make Lot of RP Police Bleets.

Even Have Social Media Accounts https://www.instagram.com/brockthelspd/ and Bleeter https://twitter.com/BrockTheLSPD
Level 4

## Episodes

### Series 4

* Twenty-One & One: Numbers Twenty-One To Twenty-Three
* Were Going On A Square Hunt: Number Twenty-Five & Square Numbers
* Thirty's Big Top: Numbers Thirty To Fifty
* Land Of The Giants: Numbers Ten To Fifty
* Fifty: Adding Fives

### Series 5

* How Rectangly!: Number Factors Of Twenty-Three & Twenty-Four
* Rectangle Racers: Number Factors To Twenty-Four
* The Team Factor: Number Factors To Twenty-Four
* Hidden Talents: Breaking Bigger Numbers Into Small Numbers
* Making Patterns: Number Patterns
* Now In 3D: Cube Numbers
* Club Picnic: Grouping Numbers
* Too Many Threes: Adding Threes
* Circus Of Threes: The Three Times Table
* Figure It Out: Numbers Thirty-One & Thirty-Two
* Snow Day Doubles: Factors Of Thirty-Two
* Steps Vs Squares: Step Shaped & Square Numbers
* Puzzle Square: Moving Shapes Together
* Four On The Floor: The Four Times Table
* Sky High Fives: The Five Times Table

### Specials

* The Treasure Of Hexagon Island: Solving Puzzles
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Jack Mezelan

Jack is A Criminal in Los Santos to Giving missions To Get him Take out People and Breaking into Banks.

2021: He Started to Get a Police Officer Dylan Finlow Shot and Killed on 24th April 2021 in Early Hours in Los Santos He Got told By Steve Haines.

## Jack Mezelan

### Affiliation

Steve HainesTrevor Philips

Robert Castleton

Lamar Davis

Michael De Santa
Season 1

# Episode Select

1. One: Number One
2. Another One: Introducing Addition
3. Two: Number Two
4. Three: Number Three
5. One, Two, Three!: Counting to Three
6. Four: Number Four
7. Five: Number Five
8. Three Little Pigs: Adding Ones
9. Off We Go!: Ordering Numbers to Five
10. How to Count: Counting to Five
11. Stampolines: Arrangements to Five
12. The Whole of Me: Numberbonds to Five
13. The Terrible Twos: Adding Ones
14. Holes: Numberbonds to Five
15. Hide and Seek: Numberbonds of Five

# Songs

1. This Is Fun!: Number One
2. Everything Better With Two: Number Two
3. Number Three is Here: Number Three
4. I'm Four (Have We Met Before?): Number Four
5. High Five!: Number Five
6. And The Whole of Me Is: Numberbonds to Five
Level 5

## Episodes

### Series 4

* Sixty's High Score: Numbers Sixty To Ninety
* The Big One: Counting Up To One Hundred
* One Hundred: Number One Hundred
* One Thousand & One: Place Value
* More To Explore: Mathematics Recap

### Series 5

* One Giant Step Squad: Number Fifty-Five
* Square On The Moon: Square Numbers
* Heroes With Zeros: The Ten Times Table
* What If?: Asking Questions
* One Hundred Ways To Leave The Planet: Mathematics Recap

### Specials

* Double Back: Doubling Numbers To Sixty-Four
Trenlain

### Proporties

Either, renders the victim unconscious with happy visions or mentally gives them a kink for an undocumented period of time (or both).

### Used by

Vlad Petrov
Thornton Weaponry (and associates)

Domino Mercutio

The Scunthorpe Police Force

Sydney Sinclair

Cecil Longstaff

Mark "Sparkes" Wilkes

### Debut

2000

Trenlain is a specialised type of drug that can render its users unconscious with happy visions or mentally give them a kink (or both). It is unknown how long the kink lasts for though the visions have known to last for several hours and even days (The longest being 3 days and 5 hours). The drug was created by Vlad Petrov in 1999 for unknown reasons.

In 2000, the formula for the drug was stolen by Thornton Weaponry for their own purposes. Vlad fought Thornton Weaponry for the rights for the drug. They later agreed that Vlad would make and supply the drug for Thornton Weaponry.

It was used to great effect by The Thornton Assassins, most notably within the infamous assassination of Avraham Khan of Jerusalem Pens and Pencils. It was also utilised to cure Jasper Scunthorpe after having a love potion being administered from Domino Mercutio.

The drug appeared during The Letak Museum Heist when Vlad administered it to the guards of the museum. The drug was later found on him in vast quantities when the Scunthorpe Police searched him. The police force later utilised the drug for their own purposes.

Sydney Sinclair and Vlad later gave the drug to Mark Wilkes in Jasper's Seven and much later on administered it to the Neo-Nazi's guarding Cecil's cell.
West Indie Bacchus Company

The West Indie Bacchus Company (WIBC) is a major grape company in Gangi, Sicily owned by Domino Mercutio. Although they don't sell the same products, WIBC and Letak Lemons are constantly fighting over land in Palermo, Sicily to grow grapes and (in the case of Letak Lemons) Lemons. It was originally founded by Grigori Rastupopolous in 1885 just before his death in the same year to one Świetopełk Letak. After Grigori's demise, the company was ran by Giuseppe Russo in 1888.

## West Indie Bacchus Company

### Mission Statement

To produce the best quality grapes/wine on the island of Sicily

### Produce

Grapes, which are in turn formed into wine

## Important Figures

### Affiliation

Letak Lemons
Jebidiah Thornton

## Appearance

### Debut

1888

WIBC remained neutral during Mussolini's rise to power in WW2 but agreed to help the allies along with Letak Lemons to invade Italy. Giuseppe Russo died later that year due to old age and the company was taken over by his son, Archimedes Russo. Archimedes Russo was a very wise man and made peace with Letak Lemons, something that had not been possible for many years.

In 2012, Archimedes died of bowel cancer and the company was taken over by Domino Mercutio. Domino destroyed the peace treaty that Archimedes had made and declared industrial war on Letak Lemons. The companies have been fighting over land from each other since then and the island of Sicily is worried for what might come next.

During the events of Jebidiah Thornton's Revenge, WIBC had been hired by Jebidiah Thornton to either distract or eliminate Jasper Scunthorpe (the current CEO of Letak Lemons). The company chose the latter and hired Raz the Fearful to deal with Jasper and Gunther Bianchi. The company (more specifically Domino) was later appeased by Jasper and agreed to become more passive rivals, dividing up the land equally.
Plot to steal Stonehenge

On the eve of April 19 2003, the DPDA was summoned with the Pepper Signal in Canning Town. The person who called the Pepper Signal was a frightened member of the West Ham community. He had informed Cecil Longstaff that he had overheard three men plotting to steal Stonehenge and move it to Northumberland. Cecil was horrified by this information, and even shed a tear. He immediately called a DPDA Meeting.

## Plot to steal Stonehenge

### Performers

Denzel PepperCecil Longstaff

Tim Crescent

The Gang of Paxton

### Location

Canning Town
Salisbury

Stonehenge

Kensington

Denzel Pepper was so flabbergasted by this information that he immediately rose to his feet and gave a speech of awesome emotional power. All detectives were moved to tears upon hearing this speech. Unfortunately, the legendary speech is lost to time, However fragments of it have been reported by Tim Crescent.

On the 20th April 2003, the Agency hopped in the Pepper-Mobile (1971 Hillman Imp) and began heading to Salisbury. Denzel was so furious with these man that he drove so fastly and so furiously that the Pepper-Mobile broke down in Andover. The Agency had to walk the rest of the way, which took them 3 days.

Upon arrival at Stonehenge, the trio hid 397 m away from stonehenge and patiently waited. Tim Crescent set up the Detective Agency weapons: Colt Gatling Gun, Colt Browning M1917, and his Gas Operated Automatic Crossbow.

About half an hour into waiting, Denzel heard movement nearby, and hid in a field of daisies. Unfortunately, Denzel was spotted and shot with a tranquilizer gun. He began speaking nonsense such as ''Stiff Jesus hates the cruelties of life such as sweaty sweaty men'' and stiffening up, and then suddenly fell to the ground. Denzel's unconscious body was laid on a tree trunk by the Gang of Paxton.

Cecil and Tim did not know any of this was going on, until Cecil saw four men running towards stonehenge. Cecil released a ferocious roar, and began chasing the men with his deadly spear. Crescent kept his cool and began shooting at the men with his Crossbow. The men, however shot back with their automatically enhanced muskets. Cecil Longstaff was knocked to the ground, and Tim Crescent was shot unconscious. It seemed to Cecil that all hope was lost, until out of nowhere, Denzel Pepper swung from a tree like a glorious chimpanzee and knocked out the men with his boots.

Once Denzel dropped down, he helped Tim and Cecil up to their feet and said ''You do not mess with the Denzel Pepper Detective Agency.'' Tim, Cecil and Denzel lifted up three rocks and dropped them on the men, who were taken to Hampshire and thrown into the English Channel.

All photographs were taken by Bernard Smith.

## Gallery

Denzel hiding in the Daisy FieldDenzel shot by tranquilizer dartDenzel unconscious on a tree trunkDenzel awakening from his slumberThe Denzel Pepper Detective Agency getting ready to throw rocks on the Gang of Paxton
Denzel Pepper's Housing History

* September 1963 - July 1985: His mother's house in Hebden Bridge
* July 1985 - August 1985: a small flat in Hebden which he got kicked out for due to his cat, Rommelio shitting on the landlord's shoe.
* 14 August 1985: The Local Graveyard in Hebden, after he was buried by his arch-enemy, Elroy Crookes
* August 1985 - March 1986: A flat in Luddendenfoot
* March 1986 - January 1987: A flat in Halifax
* January 1987 - August 1988: A flat above a Butcher's Shop in Hebden
* August 1988 - September 1988: Homeless in London
* September 1988 - October 1988: Elephant & Castle
* October 1988 - December 1988: DPDA Headquarters
* December 1988 - August 1989: A flat on the 12th floor of Lewey House, Mile End
* August 1989 - October 1990: A flat on the 15th floor of Crossmount House, Camberwell
* October 1990 - April 1991: Georgiana Street, Camden
* October 1991 - March 1994: A Peckham Housing Estate
* February 1994 - June 1999: A flat on Ladbroke Grove
* June 1999 - March 2003: A different flat on Ladbroke Grove
* March 2003 - July 2006: A mansion in Paris
* July 2006 - September 2010: A flat in Hackney
* Setember 2010 - February 2017: A flat in Islington
* February 2017 - March 2020: A flat in Notting Hill
* March 2020 - September 2020: A stately home in the Peak District
* September 2020 - Present: A flat on Ladbroke Grove
Thomas Campbell

Thomas Campbell (born 22 July 1977) is a Media Correspondent at Thornton Stationery Corporate Branch in Westminster. Thomas was raised in Wakefield, West Yorkshire by his father. He has a sister named Jacqueline who lives in Devonshire, England.

Thomas studied Journalism at the University of Manchester from 1998 - 2001. He aspired to become a reporter for the BBC, however the BBC would not give him an interview. Thomas thus sees himself as a failure.

In 2014, Thomas had a son called Robert with his ex-wife, Tammy. However, in 2017, Thomas and Tammy divorced and Tammy won custody of Robert.
Roger and Hermione

Roger and Hermione is a 2 hour long hour poem written by Arthur Bamford in 2018. It follows a love story between a man named Roger and a woman named Hermione however, Hermione is married to a "villain" named Lorenzo. Bamford has previously described it as ''An epic poem of my greatest works.''

**Verse 1**

''Summer hath aroused the twilight of light of life in the hay.

Shadows long and dark.

Time has passed since the honeymoon of May

And held aloft by rosy buds

Whose nectar sweet forbade

Upon the banks of the rushing Ouse

Sits there a poor man

Perched 'pon a tree near the maid

He watched as Roger enters the land...

A talented man of delicate words

He walks around the green grass of great delight

He thinks of Hermione - his love, his life.

And all around the world are people singing "hallelujah"

The chorus rings sweetly in his ear.

Hermione hears the tune, whispered by a hummingbird

But the Blue-deviled Lorenzo rides too near the home

A villain and a deviant

He be the lover of Hermione

Roger knows the love is forbidden

For Lorenzo will shoot him dead

He silently cries to himself

''I must have died a thousand times

The next day I was still alive''

But he still believes in love

For he is a man of valorous pursuit

**Verse 2**

Love be broken

To be unspoken

To be awoken

And he falls for her

And he sleeps for her

And he dreams for her

And he lusts for her

O' and he dies for her!

**Verse 3**

Rogers lies back in the chair and draws the curtains on the day

Twenty minutes home and not a moment on the chain

He must hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry and not delay.

Wail, sigh, moan and cry

PATHETIC!

Roger arises and rides his horse to fair Hermione

He gets down on one knee and asks for her hand in marriage

Hermione be overwhelmed, but the villain Lorenzo had arose from his slumber.

He screams in anger and rage

He throws his sword at Roger, however hits him not.

Roger performs a backflip of awesome power

He kicks Lorenzo in his crooked face

He fingers his nose so mockingly

Hermione loves Lorenzo not

And his love for her is faradiddle

Roger knows this so and stamps on the villain's face

He rides home for his own sake

When he returns he calls himself a coward

A silly penis whom can not defend his love

But he knows deep down

That this is untrue

**Verse 4**

He stumbles forward into a bleak autumnal world

Where the leaves are falling

And a cold north wind makes its way through the hostile, thorny landscape.

He falls and drowns in the lake

He awoke on the beach sometime later.

Hermione's voice rings faintly in his head

He gets on his feet

His mind be a blur

His body ach'd

BUT IT'S OVER NOW

NO THERE ARE NO TREES AND THER IS NO NATURAL SHELTER

And no leaves on those trees

She must forget it all

No one can live on love for more than half a year

She convinces herself.

**CLIMAX**

O', welcome, Death!

Oh, sweetest sleep...

On this Earth, we are but its lodger

For she was his Hermione

And he...Always...

He was always her Roger!
La Bande des Parisiens de L'ouest

La Bande des Parisiens de L'ouest (literally: the Band of Parisians from the West but they call themselves the Western Paris Massive in English) was formed in 1992 after the main four members joined together to help defend Thornton Stationery Company from Reginald Stationery Inc.. Alfonso Lacroix invited his co-workers (who were all salesmen at the time) to band together to defend their branch from the opposing Reginald Stationery Paris Branch who were performing raids on the Thornton branch and stealing their pencils. More local Parisians joined the gang to fight against Ferdinand L. Reginald's (CEO of Reginald Stationery at the time) attacks.

During the 1994 Promotional Trips, the gang acted as bodyguards for Denzel Pepper and his group. Reginald Stationery had multiple attempts to sabotage the trips (including a mistranslation) but most attempts were foiled by the Gang. The person who mistranslated Denzel's speech was beaten up by the entire gang due to their love and admiration of Denzel. A member of the gang encountered Denzel, Fred Wentsworth and Bernard Smith in a club and gave them some brownies that were laced in ecstasy and speed. The member was later kicked out due to Denzel's speech being ruined by his disorientation.

When Jebidiah Thornton came to power he agreed with what the Gang was doing in France and sent his Assassins to assassinate Ferdinand L. Reginald in 1995. The gang disagreed with this since they disagreed with the murder so Jebidiah apologised for his actions. Both companies still carried on raiding each other, fighting over clients and many turf wars in Paris. The most violent of these nearly ended up with the death of Pierre, in 2004, so both sides agreed to calm down a bit.

In 2016, the gang assisted in the chase after the spy within their own branch. It was Reginald's own son who had been using a fake name to avoid any suspicion. He was chased and hunted down until he eventually made his way to a pier in Normandy where he was rescued by his corrupt, immoral father.

## Key Members

* Alfonso Lacroix
* Aubert Bain
* Pierre Gustav
* Raoul Duplantier

## Gallery

The gang waiting to truce with Reginald Stationery Inc.The Gang on their way to workThe Gang outside a nightclubThe Gang celebrating Pierre's birthday
Angel Gabrielin Robinsonanity

Angel Gabrielin Robinsonanity is the founder, and only member, of Robinsonanity (A religion purely devoted to himself).

Gabrielin's only appearance was in 2017 when he visited the Thornton Stationery - Kensington & Chelsea Branch to try and convert them to his religion. He was kicked out by Demetrius Maxwell, thinking that the Gabrielin was a Jehovah's Witness.

## Angel Gabrielin Robinsonanity

### Aliases

The Angel
The One Above All

### Affiliation

Thornton Stationery - Kensington & Chelsea Branch
Byron Longstaff

Byron Lamarcus Nathaniel Longstaff (born 5th April 2000) is a professional dominatrix who works and lives in Leeds, West Yorkshire. Byron, like his father, strongly supports the idea of legalising both cannabis and MDMA. Furthermore, Byron is a dangerous gang leader, he runs the South Holbeck Massive which in Byron's words "Causes bare chaos, G."

Byron Longstaff was born on the 5th April 2000 at the 02 Forum Kentish Town to his parents, Cecilia and Cecil Longstaff. Denzel Pepper was appointed as the Godfather of Byron within hours of Byron's birth.

## Byron Longstaff

### Aliases

Luscious Longstaff
Meaty Man

Kink King

Duke of Dominance

### Relatives

Cecil Longstaff (Father)
Cecilia Longstaff (Mother)

### Affiliation

West Grimsby Massive (2004 - 2018)
West Yorkshire Dominatrix Association (2018 - Present)

South Holbeck Massive (2019 - Present)

## Physical description

### Weight

60 KG

Byron was brought up in Grimsby and was notorious for his acts of gangsterism as a member of the West Grimsby Massive. He had a right of passage into the gang due to the fact he was the offspring of the founder Cecil Longstaff. With expertise, Byron learned the ropes of being a member of the massive and wreaked havoc upon the pretentious, cotton-wearing townies of the cowardly East Grimsby Massive.

At the age of 10, Byron got in a fight outside of the main entrance of Grimsby Town Railway Station and ended up fracturing Luther Houston of the East Grimsby Massive's right arm and coccyx with a crowbar whilst shouting "I GET ALL DA HOES AND YOU DON'T COS YOUR WILLY'S RUBBISH. HAVE IT, YOU FUCKING TWAT." Byron was caught by the Humberside Police shortly after and was held in custody at Grimsby Police Station. 2 days after the event had transpired, Byron was sent to a Youth Magistrates Court on the grounds of assault. Luckily for him, Mark Wilkes was his attorney and within 3 minutes and 2 seconds, the court session was over. Byron had won £5000 in compensation and Luther ended up being put into a juvenile correctional facility for a year on the grounds of aggravated assault and attempted murder.
Tom Jones

Sir Thomas John Woodward OBE (born 7 June 1940) is a Welsh singer-songwriter, known for songs such as It's Not Unusual, Delilah, She's A Lady, Love Me Tonight, and Sexbomb. He is considered one of - if not the best - musicians in the world. In 1996, Tom Jones was made honorary manager of Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington & Chelsea Branch.

In January 1993, Sir. Jones gave a speech to the Thornton company conference, and a performance of Delilah, It's Not Unusual, Love Me Tonight and What's New Pussycat.

In October of 1994, Denzel Pepper was sent by William Tansworth to give a live commentary at a Tom Jones concert. This was filmed on a High Quality camera, and broadcast to employees at Thornton Plaza.

In 2022, Tom Jones recorded the intro for The Boys in Blue due to the fact that he owed Jasper Scunthorpe a favour. The song was recorded and written in January of the same year. The intro was played when the boys entered a Pub.
Helpful Rooms

Shop: The shop is a room that sometimes appears and it has 3 items in it which you have to buy. If you use 3 bombs (i.e. using normal bombs or items) you can fight the shopkeeper and get stuff all the stuff in the shop for free and also some malbytes

Item duplicator: This room you can sacrifice an item to get another one, you cannot choose which item gets taken its random. Also near the machine there is a picture of which item you are getting.

Corrupt trade: This room appears with a character inside that eats all the corrupt pickups that you have currently, the more corrupt pickups you have the more hearts and items you get.

Gambling machine: This room has a machine that by paying 20 coins you get a skin for a character (skins work on all characters btw)
Appleby Pepper

Wanker

Sheila Pepper (Mother)

DeSaad Pepper (Cousin)

Appleby Lawrence Pepper (born 22 August 1963) is the older brother of Denzel Pepper. Appleby ran away from Halifax at the age of 14 to stay with his nephew DeSaad, who at the time lived in Doncaster. Appleby fled to Doncaster, however DeSaad was not there. Appleby married at the age of 24, to a woman named Susan. Appleby has two children, one of whom is also called Appleby, and is also a drug-dealer.

By 1995, Appleby had returned to Hebden and gone clubbing. He became addicted to alcohol and nicotine by October 1995, when his life quickly spiralled out of control. He became a part-time nuclear facility inspector, which had caused a strain to his marriage. In July of 1997, Appleby fell face-first into a tub of chemicals, which made his face disfigured. He had stayed inside for five months, until he had decided to apply makeup to his face to hide his scarred appearance.

In September of 1993, Appleby was arrested for punching a dog named Scrubby-Dooby-Fuck-a-Doo in the face. He was sentenced to four months in prison and community service picking water bottles from Doncaster local park

In 2002, Appleby joined a punk band called ''The Shitty Rocketfuckers''. They were shitty.

In 2016, Appleby was deemed missing by the Home Office. His current whereabouts are unknown. It is also unknown whether he is dead or alive. If he is dead, he probably died in November 2016, in Doncaster.
ASDA Grimsby Cleethorpe Road Turf War of December 1987

At 7:33 AM on the 6th December 1987, a declaration of a Turf War at ASDA Grimsby Cleethorpe Road was signed between the West Grimsby Massive and the East Grimsby Massive. In cooperation with ASDA, it was declared that the ASDA Superstore on Cleethorpe Street in Grimsby would be vacated by all ASDA staff for the duration of the Turf War.

## ASDA Grimsby Cleethorpe Road Turf War of December 1987

### Performers

West Grimsby Massive
East Grimsby Massive

### Location

ASDA Grimsby Cleethorpe Road

The West Grimsby Massive had an advantage with the ASDA already being home territory. They set up makeshift trenches, a POW camp, tripwires and armed themselves with blunt objects such as pans and pipes as well as Nerf guns from the toys section. They were well prepared unlike their East Grimsby counterparts.

It is well documented by many sources that the first battle of the Turf War began at approximately 9:21 AM. The East Grimsby Massive planned to infiltrate the building and catch their opposition off guard but the West Grimsby Massive were expecting this, they hid in the storage room to make it appear as if the building was empty and desolate. The unsuspecting East Grimsby Massive members were taken by surprise, all of a sudden, enraged, sweaty and topless men belonging to the West Grimsby Massive charged at them in a way that was reminiscent of the renowned WW2 tactic, the Banzai Charge. The havoc that ensued was brutal and horrific. Bones were broken, eyes were gouged, teeth were knocked out. There was blood everywhere. The green of ASDA had turned blood red.
Jason Dandelion

Mad Dog

Knuckles

Indominus

Gunner

Thornton Stationery (2009 - present)

Jason Magnum Dandelion (born 27 April 1973) is a salesman at Thornton Stationery - Kingston upon Thames branch, and known adventurer. Dandelion has been previously compared to James Bond, Indiana Jones, and Margaret Thatcher, although Dandelion has claimed to hate Margaret Thatcher with ''a fiery fucking passion''.

Jason was raised in Newcastle-under-Lyme, in Staffordshire. Jason was knew in the school playground for his groovy threads, and funky jives.

Jason started out his career of adventuring at the age of 19, when he was kidnapped by Somalian Pirates when he was in a dad seaside town, in Hampshire. They took him to their base off the coast of Somalia, and attempted to shit and piss on him, but Jason got them down and shat and pissed on them instead, which is when he met Mr. Muttley, his loyal but cowardly assistant. Muttley and Jason defeated every Somalian pirate on the island. Jason laughed and laughed and said ''Oh that's so funny!'', Muttley said ''Yaah.''

Two years later, 21 year old Jason Dandelion ventured with 25 year old Mr Muttley to the Chinese mountains, where they were captured by ancient rogue monarchist samurais. The Samurais tied him and Mr Muttley to a pole and took them to a cliff, intending to push them off, however, luckily, Jason had his lucky boomerang on him and threw it in the samurai's faces. He then kicked the samurais, and set them ablaze, then Muttley's dog (also named Muttley) at the samurais.
West Grimsby Massive

The West Grimsby Massive is a violent and dangerous group formed in Grimsby on the 2nd June 1983 by Cecil Longstaff alongside Dennis Powell, Stanley Paltrow and Jarbo. The group was formed in order to combat the pretentious, middle class snobs of Grimsby who eventually formed the East Grimsby Massive.

There have been many conflicts and turf wars between the West and East Grimsby Massives over their 39 years of existence, most notably the Asda Turf War of December 1987. One of the biggest sources of conflict between the two massives is the material of the clothing that they wear. The West Grimsby Massive wears silk shirts as opposed to the East Grimsby Massive who wear cotton jumpers.

No one has died in the conflict between the two but many injuries have been dished out. A famous example of this is in October 2010, where Byron Longstaff fractured Luther Houston's right arm and coccyx with a crowbar.

There is an estimated 113 members of the West Grimsby Massive. Throughout the existence of the Massive, there has usually been ~ 100 members at a certain time since 1986 where they had gained public notoriety. In order to enter the Massive, a potential member must swear allegiance to the Massive whilst the Vietnamese anthem plays.

## Key Members

* Cecil Longstaff
* Ezequel Longstaff
* Dennis Powell
* Stanley Paltrow
* Jarbo
* Riccardo Midlands
Corrupt pickups

**Corrupt pickups** are pickups which can sometimes drop from enemies when killed. They each do something annoying to make the game harder, but if kept can later be traded for bonus items at a Corrupt trade room.

Unlike other pickups, they are not automatically collected, but must be picked up with the same key as items. They also expire and disappear 30s after the room they spawned in is cleared.

Each pickup you collect will follow you around and do something annoying to make the game harder. They are inert in cleared rooms and non-combat rooms, but in regular rooms they will activate and wander around randomly (tending towards enemies).

## Notes

* All of the bullets fired by corrupt pieces go through walls. They have a set distance they travel before fading, which is short for the Elder and G9 and long for the Crossbow and Ear.
* Being inside Glasses' field does not stop explosive attacks like grenade from being fired, so they will blow up at point blank range and damage you.
* Silcrow's slowing effect drastically reduces your max jumping height, but it also reduces your fall speed which can be used advantageously.
* Key’s effect does nothing at the moment (at least on switch).
Roseate Hit-Man Society

The Roseate Hit-Man Society was a group of mercenaries that joined together to perform criminal activity. Founded in 2014 after Thugmaster rescued The Man in Maroon from prison with the Person in Purple. To see a full list of the first incarnation, look below. The Society only referred to each other through their code names and were not on a first name basis. They Society wore suits with rose symbols on them.

## The Roseate Hit-Man Society

### Other Names

RHMS
The Roses

## Appearance

### Debut

2014

The Chair Club incident occurred when the Society met at the Chair Club in London. Unluckily for them, Bernard Smith and Benjamin Sellers were taking shots at the club and recognised Thugmaster and the Man in Maroon from earlier encounters at the Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington & Chelsea Branch and began to start on them. The worse was soon to come as Mr. Mustang ripped off his moustache to reveal himself to be a spy, working for another agency and had been hired to kill the other members, he shot Simon dead and narrowly missed the others. Bernard knocked out Mustang and took him to the police. Suspicious of each other, the group decided to disband.

The society was later revived when Thugmaster was visited by a mysterious benefactor looking to cause trouble. This incarnation had more people, but most of these people were Thornton Assassins, still in the same old white armour. The Society is still active to this day.

## Members

### First Incarnation

* Thugmaster (Leader)
* The Man in Maroon
* The Person in Purple
* Vlad the Thornton Assassin
* Mr. Mustang
* Simon Jericho

### Second Incarnation

* Thugmaster (Leader)
* Sarah Hairy
* Banquo
* Thornton Assassins