Shibata Katsuie Affection Skits/Silver

**Skit 1 - Faster Than a Horse**

**Oda Nobunaga**
Katsuie. Bring this to the neighbouring village.

**Shibata Katsuie**
Understood!

**Player**
(Woah, he runs faster than I can follow with my eyes)

**Shibata Katsuie**
Fuu. I’m back!

**Player**
(That’s fast! When I went before it took me half a day to do it)
Katsuie-san, good job well done. I made some cold tea. Katsuie-san, you’re fast.

**Shibata Katsuie**
Indeed, I’m good at running. It’s even faster than using a horse for the neighbouring village.

**Player**
Faster than a horse… If that really is the case that’s amazing…

**Shibata Katsuie**
Eh? That’s normal right? Ah, maybe you, you don’t believe it?
Then, next time, shall I run there with you on my back?

**Skit 2 - Sumo**

**Player**
Sumo, is it a competition?

**Shibata Katsuie**
Yeah! I am one of Nobunaga-sama’s wrestlers when he holds a tournament, last time, I was defeated by the opponent by only one point.

**Player**
I see. If Katsuie-san lost, it must mean the opponent was a very strong fighter.

**Shibata Katsuie**
No, I was stronger than the opponent. However, I let my guard down at the very end, haha! What a loss.

**Player**
(Katsuie-san, he is laughing, however he looks like he feels really bad about it)

**Shibata Katsuie**
Nobunaga-sama even said “Shame on you idiot”, on how I was thrown out of the ring, I am still immature. Aah, sorry for telling such a strange tale.

**Player**
No, not at all. Katsuie-san’s passion has been brought over well.

**Shibata Katsuie**
Haha, I see! You are also supporting me. Next time I won’t make the same mistake!

**Player**
Yes! I’ll go make a lunch box and come and support you.

**Skit 3 - Breakfast**

**Shibata Katsuie**
Oh! *Player*! Good morning, you’re up fast.

**Player**
Good morning. I was preparing breakfast for everyone.

**Shibata Katsuie**
That is good timing. Right now, I was harvesting the vegetables, here take these.

**Player**
Thank you very much. Cucumbers to eggplants, also tomatoes. Everything looks very delicious!

**Shibata Katsuie**
Of course they would look delicious. I am the one who is taking care of them after all.

**Player**
Katsuie-san are you always up this early?

**Shibata Katsuie**
It’s not every morning. However to harvest things, you need to be up early.
When you have fresh vegetables for breakfast it is a lot better than normal right?
That is why *Player*. I look forward to breakfast.

**Player**
Okay, please look forward to it!

**Skit 4 - Complaining**

**Shibata Katsuie**
Ngaaaa!! I can’t do this anymore!!

**Player**
W-what is wrong, Katsuie-san… What happened?

**Shibata Katsuie**
This and that, that Nagahide… Always having something to say about the work that I’m doing!

**Player**
(Ah. Nagahide-san said something again…)

**Shibata Katsuie**
I’ll admit he has good tactics and a good head between his shoulders. However, there are ways to say and do things.
What does he even mean “Important to reconnaissance”. I’m stuck with this now….!

**Player**
(Those two, they aren’t all too compatible… They are like both fiends dogs, though it is better to just get along with each other.)

**Shibata Katsuie**
Wait, are you even listening! Don’t tell me! You are you on Nagahide’s side?!
I bet you would. It’s true right! It’s always him!

**Player**
(This is going to be a long day…)

**Skit 5 - Sukiyaki**

**Player**
Hmm, this is good.
(I made Sukiyaki today… I hope it is to everyone’s tastes.)

**Shibata Katsuie**
Yo, what are you doing?

**Player**
Katsuie-san! Welcome home, good job well done with your work

**Shibata Katsuie**
Oh! I just got back. That aside, there is a good smell over here. This! Isn’t this meat!

**Player**
Ah, can you tell? Today, there will be a lot of meat in the sukiyaki.

**Shibata Katsuie**
Alright~, my favorite dish!! Oh! I can’t wait for dinner~! I’m going for another run to get me extra hungry!

**Player**
Eh? You just got back though…. Wait, Ka-Katsuie-san!!

**Shibata Katsuie**
Uoooooo!!

**Player**
(A-and he left. He really loves it. Fufu, let’s add some more meat for Katsuie-san)

**Skit 6 - Wish to Win**

**Player**
Katsuie-san, aren’t you drinking a bit too much…

**Shibata Katsuie**
This much, is nothing… I am not weak!

**Player**
No one said that though.

**Shibata Katsuie**
Shut up! I always lose to Nobunaga-sama. Next time for sure, I will win!!

**Player**
Do you mean taking over the country?

**Shibata Katsuie**
Taking over the country? I don’t have any interest for that.
That is something that Nobunaga-sama can take. I just, don’t want to lose to anyone in matters of strength.

**Player**
I see, I understand.
(Maybe, Katsuie-san wants to win against Nobunaga-san during his daily exercise.)

**Skit 7 - Paperwork**

**Shibata Katsuie**
Uooooooooooooooooooooooo… What is with this pile of documents!!

**Player**
Ka-Katsuie-san, what is wrong?

**Shibata Katsuie**
Since this is a rush, Nobunaga-sama asked me to look over it for only this day, Mitsuhide and Nagahide aren’t even here.

**Player**
That is very bad. I will bring some tea later ok.

**Niwa Nagahide**
Oi, Katsuie what is with these documents! Most of them are all wrong.

**Player**
(Ah, Nagahide-san is back… He looks terribly angry)

**Shibata Katsuie**
Hm? You got them all? You and Mitsuhide weren’t there, I did them all.

**Niwa Nagahide**
Are your eyes distorted? There is a cautionary statement written. Here too. Here as well, it is wrong. This and that all of them needs to be redone, seriously.

**Shibata Katsuie**
That’s weird. I looked through them properly. Sorry, sorry.

**Player**
(Katsuie-san… He is not good at administrative work)

**Skit 8 - Watermelon**

**Shibata Katsuie**
My, my. Today is also very hot!

**Player**
Katsuie-san! Good job well done, welcome home.

**Shibata Katsuie**
Yo, I’m home!

**Player**
Fufu, you look very happy. Katsuie-san, do you like summer?

**Shibata Katsuie**
Sorta! This kind of hot weather may seem disgusting to some. When he is not there it is like a breeze.

**Player**
He?

**Shibata Katsuie**
Yes, him. The one I am working with earnestly in the garden, it’s green and round that guy… a watermelon!

**Player**
Ah! Katsuie-san’s own

**Shibata Katsuie**
Yes! When I think about it, the time has come for it. I’m going to take a peek in the garden. Wait for me, my favorite watermelon~

**Player**
Fufu, Katsuie-san, he sure looks happy.

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