Π's Manual To The Universe,Baking,and Random Mathematical Analysis

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## All Chapters Found So Far

So you now why you’re reading this.Either A(you‘re a baker at my store) or B(I don’t know).

Either way,you’re here just reading this manual you probably found in a dumpster or something.Anyways,I need to start the manual or else e will make fun of me.

CHAPTER 1: The Bakery is in Danger

So basically the Numberian Shop attracts unknown and eldritch creatures because of its magic/(not religious) energy.We usually call it π-energy because we aren’t very creative.If any monster comes near my VERY special suit,they’ll explode and be reborn twice as powerful.DON’T EVER LET THAT HAPPEN.How do I stop them?It’s simple.All you have to do is beatbox or floss your teeth.When you do that,the monsters will say “NOPE.” and they’ll just leave.

Did I mention the pies have a tendency to disappear?Don’t worry,they’ll come back in 1-50 minutes.In the meantime,just keep working.

CHAPTER 2:The POWER RULE

What is the power rule?The power rule is a calculus related guide to finding the derivatives of xn.When using the rule on any value for n in xn, you’ll get x times nx-1. How what’s this derived(not a pun)!Well let’s start with the 2D case.If you recall,derivatives have something to do with slightly nudging the output of a function to see how sensitive a function is.Thats literally all you need to know for this non-visual example to work.We will represent x2 as a square(obvious reason).We add a bit of length(dx) and add it to the length of the square. Of course,to make a bigger square we must add these terms (2x dx + dx2 ). Finally we set dx as “approaching zero” and as dx gets smaller,2x slowly creeps to 100% of the added volume as dx approaches zero.This is why the derivative of x2 is 2x and holds for x-dimensions.

CHAPTER 3: Baking Moveriam Cake

Ingredients 1/2 cups of sugar 1/3 butter stick 3/4 milk 2 egg yolk 4 eyes of skomolai 21 tongues of riverisn

Directions:

Grab one Mullins-infused steel pot

Place the sugar below the butter.

Mix it with your hand until mixture is pulverized

Pour the milk on the mixture while humming “All-Star” by Smashmouth in G-minor.

Find a blender and put in the eyes and tongues. Blend for 15 minutes.

Pour mixture into the other mixture and stir until mixture is a shade of blood red.

Put mixture in microwave and set it to 5 minutes

When finished,consume cake with 10-400 friends

CHAPTER 4: SUGAR HEADACHES

So what’s a sugar headache?A sugar headaches is caused by excess levels of sugar (hyperglycemia) or too little sugar (hypoglycemia).Right now,we’ll focus on Hyperglycemia.

Hyperglycemia Prevention: Why is this first?It’s because hyperglycemia is something you shouldn’t try (see a doctor or Hyperglycemia Effects).How does one prevent this?Well it’s simple.Stop eating large quantities of sugar(our pastries are good and our stuff is sugar-free with all the taste included).Try exercising more,staying hydrated and much more.

Hyperglycemia Effects: I’m not a doctor but my brother, Φ, is.Here’s all the reliable info provided by Φ.

•Triggers Hormonal Changes (reason why sugar headaches occur)

Hyperglycemia Remedies: There is no hope.Only Φ or me can save you!

(just kidding but down below are some actual remedies)

•Over-the-counter painkillers (don’t overdose)

## Trivia

* Chapter 1 was found by 878 on Feburary 10, 2020.
* Chapters 2 and 3 were found simutaneously on Feburary 11, 2020.
* Chapter 4 was found on Feburary 12, 2020.
* 878 intends to find all 314 chapters.
* π’s Manual To The Universe,Baking,And Random Mathematical Concepts is the first manual ever published on r/Num