Taj Adventures Stories: Josh's Mistake Transcript

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## Transcript

(Intro Plays)

(Opens to show Josh chilling in a field)

(Taj walks into scene)

Taj: Hey Josh!

Josh: Oh, Hey Snowflake! What can I do for ya?

Taj: Okay so I’m planning a date night for Tash and I and we won’t be able to bring Pixie with us so I was wondering if you could babysit her.

Josh: Sure, I don’t see why not!

Taj: Awesome, thank you! You’ll need to babysit her at my place.

Josh: Alright, Lead the way!

(The two walk off to Taj’s house)

(The two walk in to see Tash and Pixie playing together)

Tash: Oh, Hey Josh! What’re you doing here?

Josh: I’m here to look after Pixie for a little while.

Taj: Yeah, I planned a date for us so that we could get out of the house!

Tash: That’s so sweet of you!

Taj: Yeah I felt we could use it after these past few days.

Tash: Definitely!

Josh: Okay Snowflake, You two have fun out there!

Taj: Thanks, We will!

Tash: And don’t feed Pixie any sugar!

Josh (Distracted): Yeah, Yeah, I got it

Pixie: Bye Mummy! Bye Daddy!

(Taj and Tash leave)

Josh: Alright Pixie, What do you want to do?

Pixie: I’m hungry.

Josh: Alright well let’s see what I can get ya!

(The two walk into the kitchen)

(Josh checks the fridge)

Josh: Hmm, A sandwich?

Pixie: No thanks

Josh: Okay, What about a salad?

Pixie: Eww, Gross

Josh: Uhh, All that’s left is some candy

Pixie: … Candy?

Josh: You want that?

Pixie: YES PLEASE!

(Josh grabs the candy and hands it to Pixie who scoffs it down)

(Pixie’s eyes widen)

Josh: Uhhh, Kid? You okay?

Pixie: Hehehehehehehehe!!

(Pixie starts shaking)

Josh: Uhhh, Did I break you?

(Suddenly Pixie starts bouncing off the walls whilst laughing)

Pixie: WEEEEEEE

Josh: Wait, Didn’t Tash say something about Candy?

(Literally a minute ago)

Tash: And don’t feed Pixie any sugar!

(Back to now)

Josh: I need some help

(Josh pulls out his phone and starts calling Ella)

Ella: This is Ella, What can I do for you?

Josh: Uhh, Can you possibly help me with a child who is very hyper?

(Ella hangs up)

Josh: Ella?

(Suddenly Ella appears behind Josh slapping him)

Ella: Don’t you start this crap with me Josh!

Josh: JESUS CHRIST

Ella: So you got Taj’s daughter energised on Sugar?

Josh: I didn’t mean too!

Ella: She should tire herself out eventually.

(2 hours later)

Ella: Okay so maybe I was wrong

Josh: OH REALLY YA THINK?!

Ella: Well, I’m out.

(Ella disappears)

Josh: Well that was a waste of time

Josh: Maybe I can try Sav

(Josh rings up Sav)

Sav: Yo, J-Dog talk to me

Josh: Okay, First don’t even try the accent it sounds terrible

Sav: Sowwy

Josh: Much better, Now how do I settle down a Fairy who is full of sugar?

Sav: Well two negatives make a positive, So twy giving her some more sugar

Josh: I’ll try

(Josh hands Pixie more candy which she immediately eats)

Pixie: WEHEHE!!!

(Pixie starts going even faster)

Josh: THAT DIDN’T WORK

Sav: Whoops

(Sav hangs up)

(Suddenly a knock is heard on the door)

Dan: HOUSEKEEPING!

(Josh opens the door to show Dan)

Josh: Oh, Dan! Thank god!

Dan: Hey Jo-

(Dan sees Pixie going nuts in the background)

Dan: What da hell is going on in there?

Josh: Pixie is really energised on Sugar right now, Can you help

Dan: …

Josh: Well?

(Dan pulls out a plate of Spaghetti)

Dan: Spaghetti

Josh: How is that supposed to help?

Dan: What? This is just my lunch

Josh: ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME OR WHAT?!

Dan: Dude she’s not even in the house.

Josh: What?

(Josh goes back in to see that Pixie is indeed not in the house)

Josh: Crap, Crap, Crap, Snowflake is SO going to kill me

Dan: I found her!

(Josh runs out to see Dan pointing at the roof)

(The camera zooms in to show Pixie spinning on the roof)

Josh: HOW DID SHE GET UP THERE!?

Dan: Wow, This is some real Deja Vu vibes right here.

(The camera pans out to show Jace looking out the window)

Jace: Are you serious right now, Pixie is stuck on the roof again?

Jace: Well I would go help them, Except for one small detail…

(The camera shows Jace is stuck in a chair)

Jace: My ass is still broken from the last time!

(Cuts back to Dan and Josh)

Josh: Ohh man, How am I going to get her down!

Dan: Idk, Call Quinn or something!

(Dan starts to walk off)

Josh: Where are you going?!

Dan: I don’t have time for this, I’m going home

(Dan walks off)

Josh: Well, it seems like Quinn is my last resort.

(Josh rings up Quinn)

Quinn: Yo, Furry Ears, What’s up?

Josh: Okay, First of all, I hate that name. Second, can you come down to Taj’s house?

Quinn: Why?

Josh: Ummm, Pixie is kind of on the roof..

(Quinn hangs up)

(Cuts to Christian’s dump)

Quinn (Pissed): PANTING!

Christian: What, You want this banana

Quinn: No! Why is Pixie on the roof

Christian: Bitch I don’t know! Don’t blame me! I have been here with my banana the whole time

Quinn: Oh…

(Quinn then arrives with a ladder and a book)

Josh: Why do you have a book?

Quinn: It’s for you

(Quinn hands Josh the book)

(The Book is titled: Fairies For Dummies)

Josh: Gee, Thanks.

Quinn: How did this even happen?

Josh: I gave Pixie a piece of candy..

Quinn: That’s the ONE thing you shouldn’t give fairies

Josh: I know that now!

Quinn: Don’t worry I’ll get her down

(Quinn climbs up the ladder to get on the roof)

(When he gets up there he sees Pixie curled up fast asleep)

(Quinn gently picks her up and carefully brings her down)

Quinn (Whispering): She’s really tuckered out

Josh (Whispering): Yeah, I guess the sugar crash hit her pretty hard

(The two walk back inside)

(Quinn lays Pixie down on the couch as she proceeds to sleep)

Josh: Man, Snowflake is never going to trust me again..

Quinn: You think you’re the first one to mess up Babysitting Pixie?

Josh: What?

Quinn: Trust me, You’re not, Everyone has tried

Josh: Even Dan?

Quinn: Let’s just say, His didn’t go so well

Josh: Okay…

Quinn: Point is, It’s not your fault, Just read that book and you should be good

Josh: Thanks Man

Quinn: No problem, Furry Ears

Josh: Still hate it

Quinn: Haha!

(After a little while Taj and Tash return home)

Tash: It’s really quiet in here

Quinn: Yeah Pixie fell asleep

Taj: Wow, She must’ve been tired… Wait a minute, Josh, Did you give her sugar?

Josh: I didn’t mean too! I was looking for something she could eat and she didn’t want a sandwich or a salad and all that was left was Candy so I gave it to her and then she went nuts!

Tash: …Hehehe!

Josh: Why’re you laughing?

Taj (Giggling): Oh man, Don’t worry dude, We say “Don’t give her sugar” but really we give to her when she needs to go to bed, It knocks her out pretty good

Tash: Yeah, It’s saved us a lot of restless nights.

Josh: Oh, So, I’m not in trouble?

Taj: Nah, It was your first time, Not your fault.

Josh: Phew, I thought I was going to die.

(Dan bursts in)

Dan: I FOUND A COIN!!!

(This causes Pixie to wake up)

Pixie: What’s going on?

Quinn: Seriously Dan!

(Outro plays)