Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: A Blue Sky DVD Boxset

arning: This story contains graphic violence not suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.

## DVD Prew

If you thought my encounter with the THX Sony Animation boxset was horrible, this wasn't the first encounter I had with a THX boxset. See, I was back at my job at Hardee's, exactly three days after I encountered that sick and demented trailer. But once again, as I was taking out the trash, I found a THX Blue Sky DVD boxset.

"Oh no!" I gasped. "Not again!"

I remembered my experience with the Sony trailer, and I thought about not taking this one home. But I still had a soft spot for the THX boxset trailers. So, I decided to be brave and watch this trailer. After work, I went home and saw on the cover were Manny, Sid, Diego, Blu, Jewel, Ferdinand, Charlie Brown, Horton, Lance, and Rodney Copperbottom. In the boxset, as usual, were the following movies: Ice Age, Robots, Rio, The Peanuts Movie, Ferdinand, Horton Hears a Who, and Spies in Disguise. As usual, there was also the DVD for the lost trailer. I put it in my DVD player and, after the usual montage, was met with the main menu. As usual, the options were Play, Scene Selection, Settings, and Bonus Features. I hit Play and was met with the following warning:

## Intro

"Warning: This trailer was made to promote the suicide squad, even though it's not a horror movie nor THX-certified. This trailer contains graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised."

"Here we go again!" I muttered.

## Evil Tex vs Blue Sky Characters

### Evil Tex vs Ice Age 2K04

It began with a shot of the Ice Age tundra. Manny was walking to see his friends, when his friends popped out and yelled, "Surprise!"

"Thanks, guys!" Manny told his friends. "You remembered my birthday!"

"We wanted to give you the best birthday surprise ever." Sid replied

"But we have to be careful." Ellie stated. "There is someone out there who is killing innocent bystanders for disrespecting his company."

Just then, Tex appeared and dropped down in front of the animals, scaring them.

"Hello there, prehistoric gang," Tex greeted.

"Listen, red robot!" Diego berated. "What you did to those bystanders were pointless! We will have you fed to the dinosaurs in the Lost World, then cut up by Buck Wild!"

"Well, that is a pretty detailed plan." Tex stated. "But do you know what I'm gonna do?"

"What?" Manny questioned.

"TIME TO MELT THE ICE CAPS WITH SEXY TEXY!!!!!" Tex yelled.

At that moment, Tex pulled out a flamethrower and started melting the ice from underneath the gang's feet. The gang screamed as they fell into the cold water and froze to their deaths. Tex laughed stupidly as he flew away.

But the trailer wasn't over yet.

### Evil Tex vs Rio 2K11

It cut to show a cage, similar to the Angry Birds scene in the Sony trailer. Blu, Jewel, Nico, Pedro, and Rafael were locked in the cage.

"Where are we?" Blu asked his friends.

"I don't know." Pedro told Blu. "Is Nigel up to his old ways again?"

"No." Jewel spoke. "This is different."

At that moment, Tex dropped down in front of the cage, startling the birds.

"Hello, fine feathered friends," Tex greeted. "I'm in the mood for some fried chicken tonight!"

"You aren't gonna fry us, are you?" Nico questioned, looking scared.

"If you do, we will have you beaten by the monkeys!" Rafael berated.

"You wanna test me?" Tex asked

At that moment, Tex took out all of the birds and put them in the deep fryer. The gang screamed in anguish as they were being fried, much to Tex's amusement. After the gang was fried, the screen faded to black.

But the trailer wasn't over yet.

### Evil Tex vs Fredinand 2K17

It cut to a slaughterhouse, while Ferdinand was walking around, looking for a way out.

"Hello? Is anybody here?" Ferdinand wondered.

However, Ferdinand saw Tex, in the slaughterhouse control room.

"Hello, softy!" Tex greeted.

"HEY! JUST BECAUSE I LOVE FLOWERS DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M A SOFTY!!!! ALSO, WHY ARE YOU KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE?!" Ferdinand questioned in anger.

"Oh, personal reasons." Tex stated. "Now, it's time to make some steaks and burgers with the T-Man!!!"

Tex pressed the Go button on the slaughterhouse control panel. Ferdinand screamed as he was being pulled into the bandsaw. But it didn’t sound like his voice actor John Cena was in pain, it sounded like he did his cartoon screaming. Then, the corpse of Ferdinand was pulled into a brisket scissor to be made into burgers, steaks, and the like. (If you're wondering how I know these terms, I once had to do a research project on slaughterhouses for school. So, I was able to recognize the machines instantly.)

Anyways, the trailer still wasn't over yet.

### Evil Tex vs Horton Hears a Who! 2K08

It cut to the forest from Horton Hears a Who. Horton was carrying his seed, which contained the town of Whoville. But what he didn't know was that Tex was following him, and had a machete in his hands.

"Hello, mental elephant!" Tex greeted. "Talking to your stupid seed again?"

"HEY! MY SEED IS NOT STUPID!" Horton shouted, as soon as he noticed Tex. "Also, you are a psychopath! I will stomp and trample you if you try to kill me!"

Tex laughed like crazy after Horton said that.

"Stop laughing!" Horton yelled. "It’s not funny!"

"It's not to you, But it is to me!" Tex told Horton. "But do you know what happens when people don’t like me?"

"What?" Horton asked.

"This!" Tex berated. "NOW TIME TO POACHING AN ELEPHANT WITH THE T-MAN!"

Tex then pulled a sword stabbed Horton in the heart, killing him instantly. Then, he picked up the town of Whoville and ate it whole.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

### Evil Tex vs The Peanuts Movie 2K15

It cut to Charlie Brown talking to Lucy at her psychology stand.

"I have been feeling extra scared recently." Charlie spoke. "I've been hearing rumors about a robot going around killing other characters and innocent people on his list of people scared of his company. I'm just scared that I might be next."

Right before Lucy was about to give her advice, Tex put his five cents into Lucy's jar.

"I need some counseling too." Tex told Lucy. "So wrap this up, Baldy!"

"THAT'S HIM!" Charlie screamed, with realistic fear in his voice. "What do you want from us?!"

"Just to play a quick football game, of course," Tex stated, as he pulled out a football.

Charlie ran to go kick the football. But Tex lifted it up a thousand feet, causing Charlie to fall and break his head, dying from severe brain damage.

"Please don't kill me," Lucy pleaded, noticing her friend dead.

"Sorry, Lucy!" Tex berated. "But you are on my list."

Just then, Tex opened a portal to hell and Lucy fell in, screaming.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

### Evil Tex vs Spies in Disguise 2K19

It cut to show the Spy headquarters from Spies in Disguise. Lance and Walter were messing around with their inventions. When all of a sudden, Tex appeared in front of them.

"Hello, master inventor and his spy friend," Tex greeted. "I have an invention like what you have never seen before. Wanna see it?"

"OK." Walter nervously told Tex. "We've like to see it, Mr. Robot."

"Don't worry." Tex recapped. "I will only kill you if you stop paying attention to me."

Tex pulled out his invention: An Infinity Gauntlet.

"WHAT?!" I gasped. "What is the Infinity Gauntlet from Marvel doing in a THX trailer, nevertheless a Blue Sky trailer?!"

Anyways, Tex put the Infinity Gauntlet on his hand and snapped his fingers.

"JUST KIDDING!" Tex berated. "This invention makes half of life in this universe fade away! So you guys are as good as dead!"

Tex flew away, as Lance and Walter screamed in agony as they were fading away. I realized that Tom Holland, the voice actor for Walter, starred in Avengers: Infinity War as Spider-Man. So, it made sense to incorporate the Infinity Gauntlet into this trailer.

Anyways, the trailer still wasn't over yet.

### Evil Tex vs Robots 2K05

It cut to a garage, where Rodney Copperbottom was busy, fixing robots. After he had fixed his last robot for the day he was about to go home. But at that moment, Tex walked in front of him with a bucket of water in his hands.

"Time for you to short-circuit, robot!" Tex stated, as he poured the water onto Rodney.

"NO!!!" Rodney shouted, as he short-circuited.

Rodney screamed and screamed, as he began to shut down due to the water affecting his power.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

## Scrat's Death

It cut to the THX logo and Scrat can be seen on the ground, dead. As usual, the deep note played, but this time, the screams belonged to Manny, Sid, Scrat, Blu, Jewel, Rodney, Ferdinand, Horton, Charlie Brown, Walter, and Lance. After the deep note stopped, Tex dropped down to give his speech.

"Hello, Blue Sky fans! Once again, I have killed your pathetic characters for fearing me and the deep note!" Tex stated. "I've even took the life out of this squirrel after I even met him. And remember the rule: If you are scared of me, I will find you and give you the ride of your life! Sweet dreams."

Tex flew away as "The Audience is Listening" slogan dropped down on the screen.

## True Ending

I was just as scared at that one as I was the Sony Animation Trailer. I smashed the DVD into a million pieces and threw it in the same dumpster behind Hardee's that I put the Sony Animation trailer.

But my troubles with THX would continue from there.

To be continued...