Wishy Washy

**Daniel Bennett**, known online as **Wishy Washy**, is an British online celebrity, gamer, and extreme fence sitter who advocates for almost nothing. His friends are yet to pin him on the political spectrum because of his tendency to "sit on the fence" on a number of political opinions. This led to him earning the nickname **Wishy Washy.**

It is unknown where the majority of his income comes from, but he is heavily linked with ENIC group in the United Kingdom.

Wishy Washy is normally found on Discord debating his long term rival, Josh Hilditch

## Early Life

Wishy Washy was born in Hastings, United Kingdom to two Tory parents. Early in his life he adopted fiscal conservatism as his economic positions, while also adopting "middle of the road" dispositions on social issues. Examples may be "I support gay marriage, so long as they pay for it".

## Publicity

Wishy Washy's fame began in political groups where he would debate conservatives, leftists, and centrists who would all conclude his takes generally muddied the waters and were incoherent. It has been said Wishy Washy has an amazing ability to unite the entire political spectrum against him.

## Views

Wishy Washy has been described as a "liberal", but no liberal will acknowledge he is in fact one. His social views range from centre-left to far-right. His economic positions, while he claims are progressive, normally are seen as capitalistic and in line with the UK Tory party. He is in favour of cutting funding to public services, reduction of wages, and less representation for workers. He prioritises yachts for his boss, Joe Lewis.

Wishy Washy's tendency to support a reduction in public spending and lower wages also led to him earning a second nickname, the **Penny Pincher**.

## Hatred of Slovakians

Wishy Washy developed a strong dislike of the nation of Slovakia due to his long standing rivalry with Hilditch. Hilditch, who has a Slovak parent, will frequently be on the receiving end of attacks from Wishy Washy because he has Slavic blood.

As of 23rd of June, 2023, Wishy Washy is barred from entry to the Slovak Republic.

## The Discord Emoji Crisis

During a period of ongoing battles with his nemesis, **Hilditch**, **Wishy Washy** suddenly found a flurry of emojis of himself in the discord he participates in. After manually trying retaliate with emojis of **Hilditch**, Wishy Washy discovered Hilditch had create a bot that auto-reacted to every new message in the discord. He discovered the bot was written in **Python** and was part of a wider plot by the **Slovakian Secret Service** to annoy him. These actions led to Wishy Washy leaving the discord for 24 hours.

## Controversies

* In a debate with Hilditch, who has a Slovakian parent, he claimed Hilditch "was only Slovakian when it suited, but English at other times"
* When Sol Campbell (former English footballer) claimed Black British men were underrepresented in English football, Wishy Washy claimed he was playing the race card
* Celtic FC posted an image saying they were a "club open for all" and were inclusive to the LGBT community. Wishy Washy claimed Celtic were not accepting of protestants and nationalists, therefore not an inclusive club at all.
* In a debate with Cameron Thorne of Minnesota, Wishy Washy claimed Russia had flown armed nuclear bombers through Swedish airspace. When Cameron proved this wrong, he proceeded to spin up and refuse to admit there was no nuclear payload onboard.
* He frequently accuses his foes that he "lives rent free in their head", while constantly talking about the same foes he accuses.
* When footballers in the UK knelt before matches, he asserted he wished "politics and religion would just stay out of football".
* In reference to the strikes in the UK about pay, he claimed the strikers were being greedy for asking for more pay, and should take a paycut.
* In a discussion with popular discord user Matthew Thomas, Wishy Washy was asked what mountain he would climb if he had the possibility to do so. During this discussion on 23/10/2023, Wishy Washy evaded the question and proceeded to muddy the waters, angering Matthew.
* When Terry Venebles, an English football manager passed away on 26/11/2023, Wishy Washy didn't pay his respects, and instead criticised his previous financial dealings

## References

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ENIC\_Group
2. ↑ The discord server where Wishy Washy and Hilditch often battle. https://discord.com/channels/1136440674779152586/1136440675886432415
3. ↑ https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/uk-strikes-junior-doctors-consultants-rail-airport-university-staff-teachers-b1039144.html