Friday Night Funkin' Logic: Tankman

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**Friday Night Funkin' Logic: Tankman** is the second episode of Friday Night Funkin' Logic. It is based on Weeks 4 through 7 of the main game.

## **Plot**

We begin in Week 7. Girlfriend is being held at gunpoint by two soldiers. Tankman states that they should just kill her and Player but decides not to as it had been a boring day, and asks Player how he got here. Player says that it began in Week 4...

We flashback to Week 4. Girlfriend congratulates Player on passing Week 3 in the previous episode, only for Player to get angry with her. He tells her that his name is "Player", not "Boyfriend", and begs her to at least acknowledge what he's saying. However, Girlfriend is zoned out and completely ignores Player. Player stomps his foot on the limo in frustration, causing the Henchman driving to warn Player to stop else they will attack him.

Player asks if the Henchmen are joint opponents for Week 4, only for him to be corrected by Mommy Mearest, Girlfriend's mom. Mommy Mearest calls Player by his actual name, which surprises him, and they sing "Satin Panties". Player wins. Mommy Mearest gets angry and moans that this wasn't how the fight was supposed to go. She accidentally steps onto the road and is hit by a car, catapulting her into the air and knocking her out. Player stares at her unconscious body, shocked, but Girlfriend is completely oblivious to what's happening and announces it is time for Week 5.

Tankman stops the story there, telling Player to cut to the chase as he is boring his men to sleep. Player rushes through Week 5, which he states was simply Christmas-themed and put him against TheGentleman and Mommy Mearest again, and Monster. Cutting to Week 6, Player and Girlfriend are now inside the Hating Simulator. Player admires the 32-bit graphics but does not like that he has to talk in text blurbs. Girlfriend begs Player to defend her honour against Senpai, saying he is a monster, but Player is confused. Senpai arrives and he and Player sing "Roses". Player wins because why not.

Tankman asks if Senpai had a tantrum over his loss, but Player says "I wish" and explains that instead they had to deal with Spirit, a human soul that was living inside Senpai's code. Tankman asks why Spirit's motives didn't raise any red flags about Girlfriend and points out she is clearly a demon, but Player asks her and she denies this. Tankman then asks Player is they can rap battle already, and Player says "Yes". They sing "Guns", but midway through the song Tankman gets cross that he is losing and orders his men to shoot Girlfriend. Player screams "NO!" as Girlfriend is about to revert to her demon form when Veteran bursts in to save her. They continue singing, with Player holding Girlfriend in his arms, and Player wins.

Tankman starts raging over his loss before Veto shoots him. Player asks if they're moving on to Week 8, but Girlfriend and Veto explain that it is not out yet and they will have to wait for the next update. Player cheers as he has beaten the game, but Veto then reveals to Player that there is a massive modding community. Player groans as the episode ends.

## Characters

* Player
* Girlfriend
* Veteran
* Mommy Mearest
* TheGentleman (Cameo)
* Santa Claus (Cameo)
* Lemon Demon (Cameo)
* Senpai
* Spirit
* Tankman
* Tankmen
* Henchmen

## Trivia

* Unlike the previous one, most of this episode’s new NPCs don’t represent anyone from Among Us Logic.
	+ Mommy Mearest is the only character that represents someone from Among Us Logic, that being Ms. Pink.