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Protesters

The **Protesters** are characters in the *Dumb Ways to Die* parody, Queremos Vivir En Caracas. In said parody, they trample Calamity to get the toilet paper.

## Appearances (based on who appeared first)

### Bean 1

The first bean appears as a purple, egg-shaped bean, known as Putz.

### Bean 2

The second bean is a pink, egg-shaped bean, known as Bungle.

### Bean 3

The third bean appears as a blue, egg-shaped bean, known as Dummbell.

### Bean 4

The fourth bean appears as a green, egg-shaped bean, who resembles Bonehead (despite him missing the shade above his eyes).

### Bean 5

The fifth bean appears as a gold, egg-shaped bean, known as Doofus.
Al comprar harina o cafe

al comprar harina o cafe loosely translated as: when buying tea or coffee or just toilet roll it is calamity's line and talks about the dangers of mobs it comes before the 4th chorus and after si te paran una cavada in the video the line is characterized by a potato shaped , brown bean also known as calamity she jumps with it however a mob comes and squashes her
We Want to Live in Caracas (season two)

**We Want to Live in Caracas (season two)** is the second season of the *We Want to Live in Caracas series. It will begin some time after season one finishes.*

## Contestants

Not much is known about the cast, although a comment hints season two ending the trend of how it doesn't matter how you look. It could be possible the season will feature the other characters from the music video who didn't die. The list is as follows (The Hunter can't be seen so they won't be counted):

* Numskull
* Phoney
* Doofus
* Doomed
* Botch
* Dippy
* Numpty's Child
* Señor Redcape
* Clod
* Bonehead
* Bungle
* Ruckus

## References

1. ↑ **Note: All grammatical errors are fixed.**
**Steph G:** [A Also, Pillock needs more respect because it doesn't matter how he looks.

**The Nate Chan:** That's basically the entire show until season two.
Pillock

Pillock is a Standard Dancer bean who died from a disease he couldn't find medicine for.

This time he died from not having medicine.

## Appearance

Similar to Numpty's and Calamity's bodies, he has a potato or egg-like turquoise body.

After his death, he gained multiple rashes on his body.

## Video

Pillock was seen standing by with his eyes closed, but he developed rashes, and puked. While the vomit was covering the screen, he passed out and died.

## Trivia

* He is the only bean to have "X" eyes in the chorus.
* Unlike in the original song, he does not grow lumps all over his body. Instead, he broke out in rashes and threw up.
* His line is similar to Botch's from the original Dumb Ways to Die.
	+ Both characters were smiling with their eyes closed at first, but as the screen turned around, they frowned more as they started dying.
* He is one of the four beans in the song to glitch: While turning in the final chorus, his face stays in the same place, giving the impression that he's creepily staring at you no matter if he has to break his neck in order to do so and he watches you when you sleep.
	+ The other bean to glitch is Hapless, where his lower body disappears for a split second during his line.
	+ Although they aren't direct glitches, Stupe and Lax start singing later than the others after the pauses.
Dunce

Before he died.

Dunce is a solo dancing character who stole money and got shot in the head.

## Appearance

Dunce is a light blue kidney-shaped bean.

## Video

In the video, he stole money, and is excited with it as he dances. However, offscreen cops find him and shoot his head, killing him off. However, this may be some other force calling a hit on him because of his possession of the money. He may not have even stole it.

## Trivia

* He does the same dance in Dumb Ways To Die, even after death, though unlike in that song, he doesn't sell his kidneys, but like in Dumb Ways To Die, he likes money so much.
* Despite him still having a mouth, he doesn't sing in the chorus. Neither does Dummkopf or Dimwit.
* Dunce doesn't do anything but shake, but in the final chorus, he stops during the pause.
* He is one of the two characters who does not follow any other dancer. The other one is Calamity, who waves her arms with her eyes in her hands.
* He does the exact same move in the chorus that he did in his line of the song.
* He is the profile picture of the YouTube channel that the music video was originally uploaded on.
* He does not frown at all, smiling even before hitting the ground.
Mishap

* Alive
* Dead
* WWTLIC

Mishap to some, is a character in *Queremos Vivir En Caracas*, and a contestant in *We Want to Live in Caracas*.

In *Queremos Vivir En Caracas*, Floyd starts the second verse, with his lines, Si viajas por carretera de noche tu te quieres suicidar.

In *We Want to Live in Caracas*, floyd is placed on Numpty's Team. Due to the season being cancelled, he ties first with the other 10 remaining competitors in the second episode.

## Appearance

Mishap is a dull green bean with a capsule body.

After crashing his car, he is seen bruised with car parts stuck in him.

## Video

Mishap was driving his car in the night time. He dodges a few holes, but falls into a huge one, and crashes his eyes off screen.

## Trivia

* Mishap and the original Bonehead share some similarities, even leading to the point of confusion over which bean this character is. While Mishap's death is closer to Bonehead's, the capsule shape and dull green color draws him closer to Mishap than Bonehead.
	+ Both are male
	+ Both are green.
	+ Both drive cars.
	+ Both died from a car accident.
* Mishap does not appear in *Down the Mountain of Shame*, despite being in the intro.
* Even though the lyrics to Mishap's section of the song says he's committing suicide, he is clearly seen trying to dodge the holes in the road.
Calamity

Before She Died.

Calamity is a bean who buys toilet paper and gets dogpiled by the protesters.

## Appearance

Calamity has an egg or potato-like light brown body which is similar to Numpty's and Pillock's body shape.

## Video

She went to a store to buy some toilet paper, but a huge crowd that was greedy for the toilet paper jumped on her.

## Trivia

* She doesn't sing in the chorus despite being there. Neither does Hapless, Dummkopf, Dimwit, or Dunce.
* It's unknown how she ended up the way she was during the chorus as she just got trampled by the crowd during her line.
	+ However, it's most likely that she died offscreen and that the crowd stuffed the toilet paper into her, squeezed her head, ripped out her eyes, and flattened her up.
* During the chorus, she looks similar to Numskull from the original video, as both characters do a similar dance, which involve swaying their arms from side to side while holding their eyeballs in their hands.
	+ Surprisingly, both are females.
Si viajas por carretera de noche

**Si viajas por carretera de noche tu te quieres suicidar** (Loosley translated as: **If you are traveling by road at night you want to commit suicide**) is the first segment of the second verse in Queremos Vivir En Caracas. It is Mishap's segment, and it talks about the low quality of roads in Venezuela. It comes after the first chorus and before Al montarte de un autobus.

## Characerization

This line is characterized by a pale green, capsule shaped bean. After his death, he has shards of glass and a steering wheel stuck in him, as well as a black eye. He is a standard dancer

## In the video

In the video, Mishap is driving on a road, presumably at night. He avoids two holes, but one, large hole surprises him and causes him to crash and die.
Stumble

Before he was shot.

Stumble is a bean who gets shot while listening to music.

## Appearance

Stumble is a pink oval-bodied bean. Sometimes he holds a black phone with red earbuds plugged in it.

## Video

Stumble was seen listening to some music, but was soon shot by an offscreen character and falls over.

## Trivia

* Like in Dumb Ways to Die, he likes listening to music.
	+ However, here he was seen bald.
* He might have been shot by criminals or corrupt police for an unknown reason.
* The original stumble has hair
* Like in the original DWTD Video, his phone is missing in the chorus.
Doomed

**Doomed** is a character in the *Dumb Ways to Die* parody Queremos Vivir En Caracas. In said parody, he is among the passengers who watch Stupe get killed.

## Appearance

The original Doomed is a purple bean, but his shape is unknown because he is in a bag. In Stupe's line, he is a square bean with round corners.

## Personality

The original Doomed is said to laugh in the face of danger. He is not seen laughing when Stupe gets killed, so he does not maintain this trait.

## Video

### Al montarte de un autobus

Doofus appears with a normal-looking frown on his face throughout the entire line. He is on the left side of the bus, next to Doofus on his left, along with the second window and Botch on his right.

## Trivia

* Doomed is one of the four dual-line characters. The others are Doofus, Ninny and Phoney.

## Gallery

Doomed on the bus with Señor Redcape, Botch, Dippy, Batmick, Numpty's son and Doofus
Por llevar dinero en efectivo

**Por llevar dinero en efectivo en la esquina te pueden matar (loosely translated as: For carrying cash on the corner you can be killed)** is the first segment of Queremos vivr en caracas. It is numpty's line, describing the greed of gangsters and lawmen alike. It comes before A veces yendo tranquila en la acera.

## Characterization

The line is characterized by numpty, a blue bean with a bullethole put in him by an unseen gunman. He is an oval shaped standard dancer.

## In the Video

Numpty is getting some money from the bank from Numskull. He is seen walking away, before she calls the Hunter on her phone, to shoot him in the side. Once shot, Numpty stops in place, looking shocked with one of his eyes shrinking and the other growing. He also drops the money.

Previously, Known as Dave.

## Trivia

* This scene comes after the zoom in on the bank that numpty is in.
Dummkopf

Him playing with the wires.

Dummkopf is the character who got electrocuted when he was playing around with some wires.

## Appearance

Dummkopf appears to be a neon pink kidney-shaped bean.

After his death, he becomes a white skeleton.

## Video

Dummkopf is seen playing around with wires by pulling them. He then pulls them too hard, which electrocutes him and becomes a skeleton. He looks down at the ashy remains of his flesh and frowns and his poop.

## Trivia

* Like in Dumb Ways To Die, he likes to prod dangerous things, in which here he was playing around with wires (don't try this at home💀).
	+ However, Dummkopf here was smiling before he got electrocuted, while in Dumb Ways to Die, he was frowning.
* He actually resembles Dunce in terms of shape.
* His skeleton is noticably more messily drawn, but it does seem quite visually appealing.
* Out of all the deaths in this parody, his is the closest one to his original Dumb Ways to Die counterpart.
* He is the only non-singer that has a reason to stay silent, since he literally can't sing due to lack of muscle and vocal cord.
Doofus

**Doofus** is a character in the *Dumb Ways to Die* parody Queremos Vivir En Caracas. In the said parody, he is among the passengers who watch Stupe get killed, and the protesters who dogpile Calamity.

## Appearance

The original Doofus is a yellow, oval-shaped bean. While he maintains this appearance with a more golden color scheme in Calamity's line.

## Personality

The original Doofus is obsessed with ball sports and playing with round things. He maintains neither of these characteristics in the parody.

## Video

### Al comprar harina o cafe

A more golden Doofus is seen in Calamity's line. Here, he is the last of the protesters to dogpile Calamity because they wanted the toilet paper she has.

## Trivia

* Doofus is one of the four dual-line characters. The others are Doomed, Ninny and Phoney.

## Gallery,

Doofus running to tackle Calamity, which Putz, Bonehead, Bungle and Dumbbell have already done
Numpty

* Alive
* Dead

**Numpty** is a character in *Queremos Vivir En Caracas*, and a contestant in *We Want to Live in Caracas*.

In *Queremos Vivir En Caracas*, Numpty starts the first verse, and the song in general, with his lines, Por llevar dinero en efectivo en la esquina te pueden matar

He is dunce's uncle In *We Want to Live in Caracas*, Numpty is (presumably) the leader of the team named after him. Due to the season being cancelled, he ties first with the other 10 remaining competitors in the second episode.

## Appearance

Numpty is a blue, capsule-shaped bean, with a hole in his body after the Hunter shot him.

## Coverage

He got shot after a manager was on a phone call.

## Trivia

* His segment embodies the largest problem in Venezuela that gets brought up later in the song: Corruption.
* In the first chorus, Numpty dances a little before Hapless.
Phoney

Phoney, as he appears in the parody

**Phoney** is a character in the *Dumb Ways to Die* parody, *Queremos Vivir En Caracas*. In said parody, he runs Hapless and Stupe over with his motorcycle.

## Appearance

Phoney is a blue, capsule-shaped bean. He has a black hat, a black bag, and yellow glasses on.

## Video

In hapless and Stupe's lines, running both over with his orange motorcycle, which gets them decapitated.
Pulse II

She is the granddaughter of the original Pulse and was born in Year 1991.

She debuted at 16 in Year 2006, having developed powers after the Edge of Tomorrow.

She spends some time as a member of the Legacy Alliance before joining the Infinity Alliance in Year 2009.

## History

### Before Becoming Pulse

She learned her Grandmothers secret when she was nine years old.

### Becoming Pulse

She started to develop powers after the Edge of Tomorrow. and after training with her grandmother, Pulse I, and Archer III she debuts alongside him and they save the day.
He helps pull together a new Legacy Alliance and and Pulse is immediately second in command.

### Infinity Alliance

At the Age of 19 she is promoted to the Infinity Alliance when they need someone who can manipulate electricity. It is controversial on both sides. They win the day and Pulse is an uneasy and very young member of the alliance. She proves herself many times over and earns her way to the top of the team.
Numskull

Numskull, as she appears in the video

**Numskull** is a cashier in the *Dumb Ways to Die* parody, *Queremos Vivir En Caracas*. In said parody, she gives Numpty a bank card, and later on calls the Hunter to shoot him on her phone.

## Appearance

Numskull is a bright green, capsule-shaped bean.

## Personality

In the original, Numskull was a rich astronaut who lacked the brains to do the job or use the money properly. In the parody, she is a corrupt cashier, presumably working for some sort of criminal organisation, hinted by her calling the Hunter to kill Numpty. None of her original traits are maintaned.

## Video

Numskull gives Numpty some money offscreen. He is then seen walking away. Numskull calls the Hunter (presumably in the bank as well) with her phone to shoot Numpty.

## Relationships

### Numpty

Numskull is trading with Numpty, before calling the Hunter to kill him.

**Status: Unknown**

### The Hunter

Numskull calls the Hunter to deal with Numpty. It is assumed that they are on good terms.

**Status: Possible Friends**

### Pillock

In *Rumbles and Rivals*, Pillock implies to Calamity that everyone hates him. However, this could only be referring to the *We Want to Live in Caracas* cast.

**Status: Possible Enemies**

## Trivia

* The original Numskull's death is heavily reminisced by Calamity's in the parody. Both are Tertiary Dancers who hold their eyes.
* She is the first character introduced who:
	+ Is green.
	+ Is capsule-shaped.
	+ Is corrupt.
	+ Is not In the chorus.
	+ Does not die.
Clod

Him holding a gun.

**Clod** is a character in the *Dumb Ways to Die* parody, *Queremos Vivir En Caracas*. In said parody, he shot Lax down after stopping him in a dug.

## Appearance

Clod appears similarly to Mishap, a dull green, capsule-shaped bean, but wears a helmet and holds a gun. He also resembles an upside-down carrot, the opposite of his original appearance.

## Video

Clod is seen standing by two traffic cones. He then sees Lax driving by, before gunning him down.

## Trivia

* In Dumb Ways to Die, Clod wears a hockey mask and has a chainsaw and knife fingers, but here, he only wears a helmet and has a gun.
Si te paran en una cavada

si te paran en una cavada loosely translated as: if they stop you in a dug you'd better start praying it is lax's line and talks about the dangers of driving near dugs the line is characterized with a dark blue, peanut shaped bean in the video, he gets shot 4 times by a soldier and the bean gets shocked when getting killed by the soldier it comes before al comprar harina o cafe and after the third chorus
XU Productions

## Physical description

### Species

Bean/Pony (The pony is the one he uses himself and RPs as, only bean in Profile Picture)

### Gender

Male

**XU Productions** is a notable fan of *Queremos Vivir En Caracas*, and the *We Want to Live in Caracas* series. He is known for making Dumb Ways to Die parodies with different groups of characters, such as the original beans in the music video, and several other mixtures of characters, and a crew member of the *Dumb Ways to Die with Characters* series that was made by TheRealGDcreeper. He has made QVEC with TheRealGDcreeper's original *With Characters* series, with Charlie Chalk characters, and used the song in three RaveDJ mashups, one with Sia's *Rainbow* for the *My Little Pony Movie*, one with *True to Your Heart* from Mulan, and the other with A Tropical Octav3 Animation from a discontinued *My Little Pony* channel. XU also uploaded a lyrics video for the parody.

## Trivia

* He has voted on both episodes of *We Want to Live in Caracas*, voting Stumble in episode 1, although commenting how Hapless can speak while headless. He voted Dimwit in episode 2 because he doesn't hate her, but he just likes her the least. He admitted this is the same reason he voted Stumble.
* He has used images of QVEC characters in his videos due to laziness, but has made small changes here and there.
* The first example is in his fifth parody, *Dafty Ways to Die*, using Calamity's alive and dead images for her line and the chorus respectively.
Glitches

here are a list of glitches in Queremos Vivir en Caracas.

1. Hapless's lower body disappears for a split second during his line.
2. Lax sings too soon during the fourth chorus.
3. Pillock's body doesn't turn around in the final chorus.
4. Dunce's blood hole stops shooting at the pause of the final chorus.
5. Stupe sings too soon during the final chorus.
6. In the credits when the pause is there, Mishap sings too soon.
Blessings of the Morning Lord - Borin's Thoughts

Oh wise Morning Lord, Ah remember how much yeh treasure new ventures and with that in mind, Ah headed oot with a likely bunch to follow up on a castle that seems overrun with undead. There’s **Vesrot**, the mask wearing sorcerer who looks like he wants to take a bite of me whenever Ah glance over at him! **Hogo**, the giant half-Oni with a quick temper and quicker blade. The sneaky halflings **Trym** and **Elphim** who move so quickly and quietly, I cannae always tell them apart. One o’them calls me Boris… Then there’s **Furious** the nimble elf and **Plank** the jolly ol fella. A pretty cheery group all told, Ah cannae lie, it does ma heart good to hear their laughter as we travel.

Even though the marshes are full o’ dangers, nothing chills the bones like a nighttime assault by the undead filth. Skeletons are nae bother but the appearance of an “old man” leading them too us and “turning” when they were behind our lines waste expected. Fortunately, Ah dinnae think it expected a pair of guiding bolts from **Vesrot** and yours truly. **Plank**, **Hogo**, and **Furious** were happy battering ol’ bones up close with the halfling menace of **Trym** and **Elphim** appearing and disappearing into the night at will…

We found the mansion eventually. Ah dinnae think the “butler” understands he’s dead but he seems harmless enough so Ah dinnae think we need to worry aboot him for now. The entrance is full of portraits but it wasnae until we got to a dining hall that things got truly “interesting”!! A multitude of skeletons awaited. It seemed **Elphim** wanted to try walkin’ in and pretending we were part of a band - and people say Ah’m unhinged!! The fight was tough with so many of the filth ter deal with but it felt good standing side-by-side with **Plank** and freeing up the arms. **Furious** and **Hogo** holding the right flank, while we held the left. **Trym**’s weapons are as fast as her tongue and she wrecked pretty havoc dashing in between friend and foe. **Elphim**’s arrows were less effective against the undead than against other creatures but she was also dealing serious damage. **Vesrot** was wisely keeping his distance too, he looks like a stiff breeze could blow him away but there’s nae denying his bravery! Balancing healing and offense, he proved a great ally! **Furious** nearly fell to some weird ooze dripping from the ceiling but otherwise, we held together pretty well.

Looking around after the fight, we found a number of goblets, a giant halbard (**Hogo** swears that’s how it was spelt…) and a number of bodies. This is a grim place that Ah look forward to cleansing… all praise the light o’tha Morning Lord!!!
Al montarte de un autobus

**Al montarte de un autobús nunca se sabe lo que puede pasar ( loosely translated as: When riding a bus you never know what can happen)** is the fourth segment of the song. It is stupe's segment. It comes after Si viajas por carretera de noche and before the second chorus (and Te la quieres dar de vivo after)

## Characterization

The segment is characterized with a lime-coloured, decapitated bean. He is decapitated by a motor during the line.

## In the Video

In the video, the bus is shown driving onscreen with stupe standing in the doorway. Stupe looks out of the doorway and swiftly gets his head cut clean off by a motocycle.
Lax

Him driving.

**Lax** is a character in the *Dumb Ways to Die* parody *Queremos Vivir En Caracas*. In said parody, he drove his car down a road and Clod shot him four times as a result. In the We Want to Live in Caracas series, he is placed on Numpty's Team. He is Ninny's brother in Down the Mountain of Shame

## Appearance

Lax is a blue character and has two ingrown top teeth. He has hair on his head, which somehow disappeared during the chorus. He is a Secondary Dancer.

## Personality

The original Lax is a big eater, often eating bad food. This isn't helped by him having no sense of taste and smell. The parody doesn't give him any personality, although the *We Want to Live in Caracas* series shows him to like building blocks. Otherwise, he doesn't seem to be a nice person, such as kicking Dimwit for destroying his tower.

## Videos

### Queremos Vivir En Caracas

Lax was seen driving his car in a military site. He is forced to stop the car before Clod shoots him in the head four times.

## Trivia

* His shade of blue is different compared to his counterpart in Dumb Ways To Die.
* He is the only character that doesn't have eye shines during his line.
* His personality is also different here.
	+ In Dumb Ways To Die, he likes to eat foods, but here, he just drove down a road and got shot four times.
Si te vas a hacer las lolas

Si te vas a hacer las lolas loosely translated as: if you are going to do the lolas the if i lie to you you are going to wash it is dimwit's line and it talks about the dangers of plastic surgery it shows a blue character going out she winks then her body parts fall off it comes before the third chorus and after te la quieres dar de vivo
Rumbles and Rivals

**Rumbles and Rivals** is the first episode of the first season of the *We Want to Live In Caracas series* (the pilot episode). In this episode, the teams are formed and Pillock's Team is up for elimination.

## Plot

Numpty walks up to Stumble, hoping to prank him. Stumble, after falling for the prank, gets enraged and kicks him.

## Transcript

**Note: All grammatical errors are fixed.**

**Numpty:** Hey, Stumble! How 'ya doing?

**Stumble:** Fine if you weren't here.

**Numpty:** Oh, I've got something for you... \*holds a peace sign up to him\* I've got this!

**Stumble:** SHUT UP, NUMPTY! \*walks away\*

**Numpty:** Was it something I said?

**Hapless:** \*looks at Dunce's money and throws it away\* This sucks!

**Dunce:** \*grabs it\* Come on, Hapless... This is fun.

**Hapless:** NO! IT SUCKS!

**Mishap:** It only sucks to you.

**Hapless:** IT DOES TO EVERYONE!

**Ninny:** God, is Hapless mean.

**Stupe:** I KNOW! HE KEEPS ON GRABBING MY HEAD AND PUTTING IT ON HIS BODY! \*Hapless grabs his head\* NOT AGAIN!

**Hapless:** There.

**Stupe:** Now, *this* sucks.

**Dimwit:** \*watches Lax show a tower made of building blocks to her\* Wow, Lax! That's awesome!

**Lax:** Wanna try?

**Dimwit:** Yeah! \*the tower falls over and Lax kicks her.\* AAAAAAAAH!

**Dummkopf:** Woah, Lax! What was that for?

**Lax:** SHE destroyed MY tower.

**Calamity:** So, Pillock. What do you want to do?

**Pillock:** Well, everyone hates me except you.

**Calamity:** Yeah, that's the point. \*Donut suddenly pops into existence\* Woah!

**Donut:** Welcome to Queremos Vivir En Caracas! \*He starts the old intro\*

**Pillock:** Who are you?

**Donut:** I'm Donut, and I'm the host of QVEC.

**Pillock:** QVEC?

**Donut:** That's right! It's a new show that you will be in. Wanna be in it?

**Pillock:** I don't really kno--

**Calamity:** WE'RE IN!

**Pillock:** What?

**Donut:** Great! Then I will split you into teams. \*the twelve contestants are split into two teams of six\*

**Hapless, Stupe, Dummkopf, Dimwit, and Stumble:** Ew, it's Pillock!

**Pillock:** Oh, come on!

**Donut:** The first challenge is mining. Whoever gets me diamonds first wins. Go! \*Pillock lights up some TNT, while Numpty finds some diamonds in a stone wall\*

**Numpty:** Here you go!

**Donut:** Numpty wins for his team! Pillock's Team is Up for Elimination!

**Hapless, Stupe, Dummkopf, Dimwit, and Stumble:** Oh, come on!

(Voting screen)
Group One Characters

The **Group One Characters** are the characters we meet in the first and second segments of the song. The main characters in these lines are Numpty and Hapless, although Numskull, the Hunter (still unseen) and Phoney appear alongside them.

## Characters

### In the Chorus

Por Ilevar dinero en efectivo. (Numpty]]Haplesshitby (1).pngA veces yendo tranquila en la acera (Hapless)
### Not In the Chorus

NummyTransparent.JPGNumskullPhoneyTransparent.pngPhoney
The Hunter is assumed to be there too, although they are unseen.

## Lines

* Por Ilevar dinero en efectivo.
* A veces yendo tranquila en la acera
Hapless

* WWTLIC
* Alive
* Dead

**Hapless** is the character who got his head knocked off by a motorcycle.

## Appearance

Hapless is a yellow oval bean with a mouth that is slightly wider than most other beans.

After Phoney's motorcycle accident, he is now headless with a fountain of blood squirting out of his bone.

## Video

Hapless is seen peacefully walking, until Phoney comes on his motorcycle and does a wheelie, therefore decapitating him. His head is seen in the ground, but his body is being pushed away by the motorcycle.

## Trivia

* His line is the first to have a vehicle, being Phoney's motorcycle.
* In the original Dumb Ways to Die, the cut is less clean, due to it being from a bite, rather than a vehicle injury.
* In Dumb Ways To Die, he likes to prod around with dangerous things, but in this parody, he doesn't look out for danger at all, such as still walking towards Phoney while he was approaching him.
* For unknown reasons, he doesn't have his head during the chorus, despite Stupe, who also got decapitated by Phoney, having his head in the chorus.
	+ This makes less sense when you consider that Hapless' head can still be seen when Phoney drags it away, and Stupe's head disappearing.
* He is one of the two characters to lose their head. Stupe is the other character.
	+ He is the first character to lose his head, as he is the third and fourth lines of the song.

## Gallery

Being decapitated by Phoney.Hapless' head, separated from his body.Happles no dead
## References

1. ↑ Dummkopf and Hapless are distantly related according to the original Dummkopf's biography.
Te la quieres dar de vivo

**Te la quieres dar de vivo al robarte el electricidad**, which loosely translates to: *you want to give it to yourself by stealing the electricity*, is the first and second lines of the first verse, and the ninth and tenth lines overall. This line talks about the dangers of pulling wires.

## Characterization

The line is characterized by a neon pink, capsule-shaped bean. After pulling some wires out, he is electrocuted and turned into a skeleton, just like in the original. Dummkopf is a Secondary Dancer, also like in the original.

## Video

Dummkopf is seen pulling some wires out. He then gets electrocuted, becoming a skeleton and frowning, similar to his accident in the original Dumb Ways to Die.
WWTLIC 3

**WWTLIC 3** is the upcoming third episode of We Want to Live in Caracas (season one). Not much is known about the episode, other than the fact that a member of Pillock's Team will be eliminated.

## Production Notes

On the 14th of July, a day after when The Nate Chan admitted he out of ideas, XU Productions asked Nate about the episode. In response, he said he has barely worked on the episode's script, due to bring sick and having a lack of motivation. Shortly afterwards, Nate blanked his channel, and all production on the episode has presumably stopped.
Queremosvivirencaracas.com

queremosvivirencaracas.com is a dead website that was about the parody. According to past archives, the website was about clicking on a window on a blue building so that said person could join the movement of those who want dangerous things to stop happening in Caracas.

The only known image of the website is here: https://twitter.com/glapmigue/status/382672437969567744

## Trivia

* The building has the same colors as the bank in Numpty's line.

## Archives

https://web.archive.org/web/20130925195232/http://queremosvivirencaracas.com/
Dimwit

* WWTLIC
* Dead
* Alive

**Dimwit** is a character in the *Dumb Ways to Die* parody *Queremos Vivir En Caracas*. In said parody, she bleeds out due to sus plastic surgery in the Lolas. In *We Want to Live In Caracas*, she is placed on Pillock's Team. She would have been eliminated in the 3rd episode, but due to the series being cancelled, she tied at 1st with the other 10 remaining contestants.

## Appearance

Dimwit is a tall, blue, oval-shaped bean with bear-like ears and dark blue eyebrows her head. She wears red lipstick and has poorly-stitched breasts on her, which fall off as of a result.

## Personality

The original Dimwit wants to be a great electrician, despite being colorblind. In the video, she winks at the viewers a few times, implying that she is pretty seductive. In We Want to Live In Caracas, she is fairly excitable.

## Video

She walks out of a store and winks. Soon, her breasts randomly fall out onto the floor, likely due to a botched plastic surgery.

During the chorus, she winks like she did when she walked out of the store.

## Trivia

* This Dimwit can be assumed to be taller than the original. Also, this Dimwit is female, as opposed to the original male.
* Despite still having the ability to speak after her death, she does not sing in the chorus, though she does wink at the viewers.
* At some points of the song, her arm is detached from her body.
* She would have be the next bean out in WWTLIC 3, as she ironically received 3 votes (from XU Productions, Steph G and Superanimation 709 Samerys), while no-one else got votes. The channel associated with The season has been blanked afterwards (but isn't now), so she is not eliminated.

## Gallery

After she died, with her legs cropped out.During the chorus.Full picture of her dead before the chorus.Dimwit in the final chorus.
Chorus

**The Chorus** is a major part of queremos vivr en caracas, appearing after every group. In it, the characters who have died dance and sing on a monochrome plane. The lyrics to the chorus are this:

**Morirse como un pendejo**

**Ay que triste terminar asi,**

**Mil maneras estupidas de morir**

**En Caracas todo puede pasar**

which, when translated, means this:

**Dying like an asshole**

**Oh how sad to end up like this,**

**A thousand stupid ways to die**

**In Caracas anything can happen**

(side note: you really can't take a venezuelan's profanities away, eh?)

In the final chorus, the 2 lines after the first one are replaced with the first one and there's a pause between those 3 lines and the final one.
Theta Force

The Unofficial black ops team of the Meta Human Response Unit of the Global Intelligence Agency.

Lead by Jen Chun, a former and now on again off again GIA agent, the units is only called in when the odds are impossible.

Members

Jiana Chun

Karnas

Phil Duke - The only person on more than one MHRU team.

Super Hero Android Mark Four

Vixen Feline
William Wallace
Ninny

* Alive
* Dead

**Ninny** is a character in the Dumb Ways to Die parody: *Quermos Viver en Caracas*. In said parody, he gets shot while texting in his car.

## Appearance

Ninny is a bean with a tall, peanut-shaped body.

## Video

Ninny is seen in his car, texting someone. However, an unseen character shoots him in the head and his car rolls forwards.

## Trivia

* He is one of the four Secondary Dancers. The other three being Dummkopf, Dimwit, and Lax.
* He is one of the four Dual-line characters. The other three are Doofus, Doomed and Phoney.

## External Links

Ninny on the original Dumb Ways to Die Wiki
Stupe

* Alive
* Dead

**Stupe** is a character in the *Dumb Ways to Die* parody *Queremos Vivir En Caracas*. In said parody, he tried to get off a bus, and got decapitated by Phoney. In *We Want to Live In Caracas*, he is placed on Pillock's Team.

## Appearance

Stupe is a green, capsule-shaped bean, similar to Botch and Numskull. After being decapitated, Stupe's head can be detached and reattached to his body.

## Personality

The original Stupe has high aspirations, believes he can do anything possible, and became a pilot because of it. Like most beans in the video, Stupe isn't given any personality via the parody, but in *We Want to Live in Caracas*, Stupe is easy to anger, and willing to help out his team.

## Video

He was about to leave a bus, but just as he stuck his head out of the door, he was decapitated by the same motorcycle driver who killed Hapless.

## Trivia

* Although he is lime-colored in the original Dumb ways to Die, here he is green.
	+ He also does not wear a hat here.
* Although in the original song he believes everything is possible, here he is only seen about to leave a bus.
* He is one of the two characters to lose their head. Hapless is the other character.
	+ Unlike Hapless, Stupe still has his head during the chorus.
Hunter

Numskull, calling the Hunter on her phone.

The **Hunter** is a unseen character in the *Dumb Ways to Die* parody, *Queremos Vivir En Caracas*. In said parody, they are responsible for the deaths of Numpty, Ninny, Stumble and Dunce, and are possibly an ally of Numskull.

## Appearance

The Hunter, due to being an unseen character, has no known appearance.

## Coverage

### Queremos Vivir En Caracas

The first time the Hunter kills a character in the video is Numpty, during his segment of the song, being called by Numskull on her phone. It is presumed they were hiding in the bank during the segment. Later on, they shoot Ninny, Stumble and Dunce down in their segments of the song.
Passengers

The **Passengers** are characters in the *Dumb Ways to Die* parody, Queremos Vivir En Caracas. In said parody, they watch Stupe get decapitated in horror as he gets off the bus.

## Appearances (from left to right)

### Bean 1

The first bean at the left appears as a yellow, oval-shaped bean, possibly Doofus.

### Bean 2

The second bean to the right of the yellow one is a purple bean, who is square-shaped, with round corners, who bares a similarity to Doomed.

### Bean 3

The third bean, in the second window of the bus, to the right of the purple one, is a light green bean, similar to Stupe. However, the bean could possibly be Botch.

### Bean 4

The fourth bean, to the right of the green one, is a pink, capsule-shaped bean, assumed to be Dippy.

### Bean 5

The fifth bean, to the right of Dippy, is an orange, peanut-shaped bean,it can't be Ninny Because he is just driving the car,so is known as Batmick from agency life (despite him not existing when the song was made).

### Bean 6

the sixth bean, to the right of Ninny, is a blue, oval-shaped bean. This cannot be Numpty, because he was killed earlier in the song. It is most likely Numpty's Child (despite him not existing when the song was made).

### Bean 7

this bean, at the right of the bus, and the Numpty-like bean 6, is a yellow, oval-shaped bean, presumably a copy-paste of Bean 1. This, or Bean 1 is Doofus. It's possible that there could be two Doofus in the song or that this bean is Señor Redcape without his cape (despite him not existing when the song was made)
Gyus

Gyus is the leader of Blade Clan and is devastated when his son, Zack is killed by a Dark Clan Louie. Frustrated and upset, he blames Luck Clan and starts a war with them. Now on Dark Clan's side, he made a decision to break the truce that he had with Clover and the rest of the clan.

Gyus doesn't allow his own warriors to come up with what happened with Zack as everyone is forced to agree with him. Only Rex goes against his statements and lies. Gyus also kills Tussle in the war and is confronted at the gathering when one of the female Luck Clan Louies point it out and is yelled at by Boxer. Gyus's heart begins to change when Clover is dying at the gathering after Raymond attacks him. He states that he didn't want things to end like it did.
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Crystal Caverns

## Studio Description

⭒✧Wiki✧⭒

https://crystalcaverns-wingsoffire.fandom.com/ (Work in progress)

⭒✧News✧⭒

Auditions are out! Check the studio projects to find them and please audition!

⭒✧Cast (incomplete)✧⭒

Crystal:

Opal: @KittyQueenMSB

Spirit: @CutieCatrito123 / @catritoburito

⭒✧The Team✧⭒

Director/head animator: @KittyQueenMSB

Assistant director/writer: @omgagmb

Background artists/animators: @BunnyDragons and @Spicywatermelons

Architectural Designer: @scratchyyourcat

⭒✧Important Dates✧⭒

There are no scheduled release dates for the episode, but it should be about once per month!

⭒✧❋✧⭒

Thumbnail drawn by @Bunnydragons
Donut

**Note: This character's gender is unknown and will be referred to with they/them pronouns.**

## Donut

### Occupation

Host of the We Want to Live in Caracas series

## Appearances

### Appears in

* We Want to Live in Caracas (season one)
	+ *Rumbles and Rivals*
	+ *Down the Mountain of Shame*

**Donut** is the host of We Want to Live in Caracas (season one), and possibly future seasons.

## Powers and Abilities

* **Teleportation:** They can suddenly teleport to notify people about events, most often than not in the middle of conversations. He can also move others with this power.
* **Canning:** When contestants get eliminated, they are turned into glass cans with a fluid of their colours inside.

## Videos

### Rumbles and Rivals

Donut appears out of nowhere when Pillock and Calamity are discussing plans, introducing the show and then themself. They divide the twelve contestants into two teams, possibly led by Numpty and Pillock. They announce the first challenge to be mining Diamonds, which Numpty easily succeds at.

### Down the Mountain of Shame

Yet again, Donut appears out of nowhere when Hapless and Stumble argue about who should be eliminated, starting the elimination, but not before Hapless starts the intro. They can Stumble when they announce he is eliminated. Afterwards, they teleport everyone to the summit of the Mountain of Shame and challenge their contestants to climb down the mountain safely.

## Gallery

DonutKnowU.pngDonut's first appearance.StillDonutKnowU.pngDonut teleporting again.MountainIntroduction.pngDonut and Dunce on the Mountain of Shame.TitleCard.pngDonut on the title card in the new intro.
## References

1. ↑ **Donut:** I'm Donut, and I'm the host of QVEC.
Toby

Stratus (Brother)

Toby is a young Dark Clan apprentice who's mentor used to be Kiara but after her death, he became Shade's apprentice and trained with him. Knowing that Warey is evil, he decides to follow Shade's paw prints and become good. He loses an eye and has scars on his belly due to failing a mission when he was told to kill Jaden.

Later in the comic, Toby confronts Warey while standing by Shade. He speaks his mind about what the evil Louie has put the clans through.
Opal

Unofficial Reference

## Personality

Opal is an elegant dragon that appreciates even the little things. She's reliable when it comes to almost everything, and makes sure that everyone's voice is heard. She was a lot more shy in her young age, but has never been reckless. She often struggles with feelings of doubt, especially towards her decisions as queen. Opal keeps tabs on everything happening in the Glasswing kingdom - from crop production to a city's population. The members of the high council agree that she's an exceptional queen, though Opal still doubts this herself.

## Appearance

Opal has dark teal scales with a lighter purple underbelly and wing membranes. She has dark indigo horns and claws, and her eyes and ear inside are light purple. She wears a gold necklace with a purple pendant inscribed with a strange symbol. For formal matters, she has a gold crown with a teal jewel in the top center. Her scales are always perfectly polished, and she holds herself regally, with her wings slightly to the side and her tail curled.

## History

### Before the Series

Opal grew up with the rest of the Glasswing Royal Family, and was never allowed much freedom in her younger years. Her older sister, Ammolite, was often gone on journeys across Pyreharria. She grew up in a time of peace, however, and that was more then most got. Opal lacked attention from her family, since Ammolite was a master of Crystalbreath and was expected to succeed Topaz, the current queen. She met Spirit, though, and everything changed. Opal snuck away from her duties more often, and the two bonded almost like sisters.

After Spirit met Elizardbeth, Opal started becoming more distant. She didn't trust the reckless and tempermental Ghostwing, even though Spirit did, and the two got on bad terms. Opal mostly kept to herself after that, staying in the palace with her sister. However, after the disappearance of several members of the royal family, she became queen around the age of 10.

In the immediate years after she became queen, Opal struggled with all of her responsibilities. She often looked to her half-cousin, Marble, for advice. The two became close, and Marble became Opal's personal bodyguard. As Opal became more accustomed to her duties, she met Silicon, who at the time was working as a farmer. They bonded quickly, and in a few months Silicon moved to the palace. They had Crystal 20 years or so later, and Opal claims she didn't want to have a child before her kingdom was prospering.

A couple years later, Opal was brought the news that Silicon and his patrol had been killed while checking the area around the mines. Opal was suspicious about this, especially because the survivor had said that they didn't know what they were attacked by. She then enrolled Crystal in school so that she could make friends and wouldn't become depressed.
Super Clan

Super Clan is a clan that has a few members in it. They take in Louie Pets and loners since there are no more forest born Louies to join them. Many years before Super Clan grew smaller, they had over 50 Louies living in their camp but after Buster died and his son became the new leader, the entire clan didn't trust in anyone new leading their clan and they left to find a new home. Their leader is Boxer.
Jaden

Jaden is a young Louie and the main character in the comic that has been abused in the past by an evil Louie named, Warey. He is taken in by Super Clan and grows up to be big and strong in hopes of stopping Warey's evil deeds. He is also the secret to completing a prophecy which had been foretold years ago.

Jaden appears in all chapters. While some chapters do not center on him, there are a lot of things that he runs into. This includes taking a punch from Boxer.

In a short comic series called: The Life Of Jaden, he is the main focus and is an infant wanting attention from Boxer and his friends to help him get through his current life without his mother.
Episode 1

**Warning: This page contains spoilers for a soon to be or newly released episode. View at your own risk!**

## Script

(Crystal is flying through a sky with a few clouds. She lands at the entrance to a building.)

Crystal: Hey! Rhinestone!

Rhinestone: Hello.

(Crystal and Rhinestone walk inside the building)

Crystal: So what have you been doing?

Rhinestone: Nothing much.

(They walk up a staircase on their left that leads to a classroom. Polish is sitting at a desk)

Polish: Good morning, class.

Polish: Today we will be learning about a prophe-- no wait that's tomorrow...

(Crystal and Rhinestone look at each other and smile. Time skip to later in the day.)

Crystal: Mr. Polish? I-

(She stops mid sentence and sighs. Rhinestone and Crystal walk back into the hallway.)

Rhinestone: So what were you going to ask my father?

Crystal: It's nothing.

Rhinestone: Come on, speak up!

Crystal: I was wondering about the prophecy he mentioned, that's all.

(Rhinestone's eyes widen)

Rhinestone: The library's open after lunch if you want to study a bit!

Crystal: What about school?

Rhinestone: Crystal, seriously? It's a half day!

Crystal: Alright then, I'll come!

## Characters

* Crystal
* Rhinestone
* Polish

Cameos:

* Opal
Spirit

## History

#### Before the Series

Spirit grew up with Opal's friend group, and the two of them were inseparable. This all changed, however, when Spirit met Elizardbeth. They became close and Spirit introduced Elizardbeth to Opal. Opal was not pleased with her friends' choice of interest, and she started to become more distant. This angered Spirit, and with some encouragement from Elizardbeth, she decided to go confront her former friend.

Opal claimed that Spirit was changing -- she wasn't the level-headed dragon that solved everyone's problems anymore. Spirit claimed that Opal distrusted her because of Ammolite's beliefs, though Opal quickly contradicted this. Ammolite was distrustful of Spirit because of her powers, but she would never try to convince her sister to believe this.

Spirit mostly ignored Opal for a period after this, until she heard that Topaz had disappeared. She quickly realized that Ammolite was to become queen, and told Elizardbeth. Her mate responded, saying that the only was to prevent this was to get rid of Ammolite - permanently. With a bit of help from a Glasswing named Ester, Ammolite was poisoned and Opal became the new Glasswing queen.

About a decade later, a messenger came from the Glass kingdom to tell Spirit that Opal had found out about the poison. Enraged, Spirit cut off all communication to their kingdom. Opal didn't reply, but tensions were growing between the two kingdoms. If peace wasn't achieved, the continent could turn to all-out war...