Spooder-Man

## **Origin**

* Spooder-Man(LOLCU)
* Spooder-Man(OG)

### Aliases

Spooder-Man, Special, Masked Criminal, Spooder-Menace, Villain, Idiot, Menace, Special Problem, Spooder, Spooder-Friend, Member of the Spooder-Squad, Spoodey, Weird Spider-Man,

### Living Status

Alive

Spooder-Man is a masked superhero with a physically deformed body. His unwavering dedication to helping others was ignited when his Uncle tragically perished while being held at gunpoint. In a valiant effort to rescue his Uncle from imminent danger, Spooder-Man intervened, inadvertently pushing him into oncoming traffic, resulting in his untimely demise. Prior to this fateful event, his Uncle bestowed upon Spooder-Man the belief that he was special and possessed unique qualities. Now, driven by the desire to validate his late Uncle's faith, Spooder-Man combats crime with unwavering determination.

## Appearance

Spooder-Man is a masked superhero with a physically deformed body. His suit is similar to that of Spider-Man but with deformed body parts. He has a potato-shaped head, he has a skinny body with a noticeable gut, some amazing cake, and skinny legs.

## Powers/Abilities

Spooder-Man possesses the remarkable ability to shoot webs; these are strong enough to explode a plane by accident. This web-shooting is similar to Spider-Man, albeit with a distinctive characteristic of being more "fluidic and organic". Furthermore, Spooder-Man showcases the extraordinary capability to generate exceptionally durable and rigid webs that can effortlessly penetrate through any obstacle. Additionally, he exhibits astonishing resilience, capable of enduring falls from heights exceeding 381 feet, and remaining unfazed even after sustaining multiple gunshots to the face. Spooder-Man also shares several extraordinary traits with Spider-Man, such as superhuman strength, the ability to adhere to walls, and impeccable equilibrium. As you can see, Spooder-Man is incredibly strong; being stronger than the original Spider-Man himself but, 'Laugh Over Life' themselves replied to a comment saying Spooder-Man is "He’s only using 1% of his power, not to embarrass anyone else..". This shows that Spooder-Man is one of the strongest characters in the 'Laugh Over Life Cinematic Universe' (LOLCU).

## Appearances

Spooder-Man prominently features in various cinematic productions, such as the highly-anticipated Spooder-Man Movie Trailer, the captivating Spooder-Man: Across The Spooder-Verse Trailer, and the exhilarating Spooder-Man Saves The MCU, being the lead role in each of these endeavors. Notably, the conclusion of Spooder-Man Saves The MCU leaves audiences on the edge of their seats, as Dr. Strange extends an offer to Spooder-Man, pledging his assistance in vanquishing Spooder-Man's arch-nemesis, Better Sonic. Intriguingly, Spooder-Man readily accepts this proposition, culminating in a suspenseful cliffhanger where Dr. Strange and Spooder-Man go into a portal, leaving viewers eagerly anticipating the unveiling of their subsequent adventures. This shows the LOL Team's plans to bring Spooder-Man back for future videos expanding this timeline.

## Affiliations

### Spooder-Man Movie Trailer:

Limited information is available regarding Uncle Ben, apart from his crucial role as the uncle of Spooder-Man and the driving force behind the superhero's commitment to fighting crime and aiding others. Tragically, Uncle Ben met his untimely demise under harrowing circumstances when he fell victim to a hostile situation involving a firearm. In a valiant attempt to save his beloved uncle from imminent danger, Spooder-Man courageously intervened, unintentionally propelling him into the path of oncoming traffic, resulting in a heart-wrenching loss. Prior to his passing, Uncle Ben imparted a profound message to Spider-Man, affirming he was special, which significantly fueled the hero's unwavering determination to fulfill his noble responsibilities.

J. Jonah Jameson serves as the esteemed editor-in-chief at the Daily Bugle, where he has garnered a reputation as the foremost antagonist of the superhero, Spooder-Man. With a fervent determination to discredit the masked idiot, Jameson vehemently refers to him through a range of disparaging epithets such as "a special problem," "Spooder-Menace," and "a masked criminal," among others. Jameson diligently produces a myriad of news stories that shed light on Spider-Man's alleged acts of terror and his perceived multitude of flaws.

The Unnamed Window Washer at timestamps, 0:24-0:25 is seen washing windows when witnessing Spooder-Man falling off a building.

Mary Jane is depicted as a love interest of Spooder-Man, seeking his assistance when faced with a perilous situation of imminent falling. In a display of heroism, Spooder-Man, vociferously calling out her name, swiftly deploys his web in an attempt to save Mary Jane's life. However, tragically, his actions inadvertently result in her demise, prompting him to lament, "not again..." This somber occurrence leads us to infer that Mary Jane might not be the first individual towards whom Spider-Man has felt affection and inadvertently caused their demise. While this particular person remains unconfirmed, it is plausible to surmise that it might be Gwen Stacy, given the context to Spider-Man Comics and how Spooder-Man is somewhat of a parody.

Venoom is Spooder-Man's most formidable and strongest archenemy. While we are not provided with a substantial glimpse of Venoom in the Spooder-Man movie trailer, we are aware of his immense power and his current symbiotic bond with a host. Although the exact identity of Venoom's host remains unconfirmed, it is reasonable to speculate that it could be either Eddie Brock or Flash Thompson, given the context to Spider-Man Comics and how Spooder-Man is somewhat of a parody.

### Spooder-Man: Across The Spooder-Verse Trailer:

(Name Unconfirmed)Mools Moorales, a valued member of The Spooder-Squad, held a special place as Spooder-Man's closest friend. During a challenging time when Spooder-Man grappled with intrusive thoughts and the belief that he was the sole Spooder being, Mools was there to provide solace and reassurance, demonstrating the notion that anyone can embrace the role of Spooder and serve as a supportive ally. While Mools Moorales is undeniably quick-witted, he displayed caution and intelligence, understanding the importance of remaining discreet during perilous situations. In an attempt to join The Spooder-Squad on their Spooder-Jet, Spider-Man fervently called out, "Hey, guys, wait for me!" (despite the unlikelihood of his voice reaching their ears.) Tragically, as he shot his web at the jet, inadvertently he caused a catastrophic accident, all five Spiders, including Miles, met a grievous fate. These casualties, akin to the untimely demise of Mary Jane, were brought about by the excessive potency of Spider-Man's web shooters.

(Name unconfirmed but highly plausible)Limited information is available regarding Iron-Spooder, apart from his prominent position as a member of the feared Spooder-Squad and one of Spooder-Man's "bestest friends". Additionally, there are indications suggesting Iron-Spider's fondness for pizza, as observed when he is depicted holding, what appears to be, a box of pizza in the Spooder-Jet.

(Name unconfirmed)MCU Accurate Spooder-Man, who is just Spooder-Man in the MCU suit, represents the portrayal of Spider-Man within the Marvel Cinematic Universe. As a prominent member of The Spooder-Squad, he possesses distinct characteristics and attributes that align with the MCU rendition. Also he likes dancing, his favorite being twerking...

(Name unconfirmed)Spooder-Gwen, also known as Spooder-Woman, holds a significant role as both a love interest to Miles Morales and the only female member of The Spooder-Squad. It is important to acknowledge that there have been instances where MCU Accurate Spooder-Man displayed a noticeable interest in Spooder-Gwen, while she reciprocated his gaze with a knowing look, seemingly allowing him to engage in his actions. This dynamic raises the possibility that MCU Accurate Spooder-Man may be attempting to steal Mools Moorales' girl(Thats not cool dawg) Moreover, Spooder-Gwen showcases a distinct talent for original dance movements, which she confidently exhibits aboard the Spooder-Jet.

(Name Unconfirmed) Soom Roomi Spooder-Man demonstrates exceptional prowess, positioning him as one of the most formidable members within the Spooder-Squad(second only to Spooder-Man himself, naturally). Notably, he exhibits remarkable assertiveness as the sole individual who takes decisive action when confronted by a police officer attempting to prevent their presence, thereby causing considerable destruction. Intriguingly, Soom Roomi Spooder-Man employs the potent force of his webbing to thrust it into the officer's head, nearly resulting in a fatal outcome.

(Name Unconfirmed)PsFOO Spider-Man conspicuously remains absent throughout the initial sequences involving the Spooder-Squad, only making an appearance upon their arrival aboard the Spooder-Jet. The conspicuous nature of PsFOO's delayed involvement raises the potential inference that his association with The Spooder-Squad primarily revolves around personal financial gain and the acquisition of luxurious possessions. Such indications hint at the possibility that PsFOO Spooder-Man may be leveraging his affiliation with the group for monetary benefits and materialistic indulgence.

### Spooder-Man Saves The MCU

Dr. Strange, an esteemed and adept superhero, utilizes his extraordinary powers for the greater good, making him a formidable force in the realm of superheroes. In a captivating turn of events during the conclusion of the Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse trailer, Dr. Strange seeks the assistance of Spooder-Man to obtan a wand to defeat his arch enemy, Better Sonic. However, as depicted in the compelling narrative of Spider-Man Saves The MCU, Dr. Strange and Spider-Man experience setbacks in their mission not once, but twice. It is through these challenges that Dr. Strange begins to grasp the true potential inherent within Spider-Man. Intriguingly, Dr. Strange extends an invitation to Spider-Man, inquiring if he would be willing to join forces in an effort to overcome Better Sonic. This development leaves us on an exhilarating cliffhanger as both heroes venture through a portal, presumably embarking on a climactic encounter with Better Sonic.

Spooder-Strange possesses a unique attribute that sets him apart from Spooder-Man. Within this dimension, he has come into possession of one of the two wands imbued with unparalleled cosmic power. However, similar to his counterpart, Spooder-Man, Spooder-Strange seldom utilizes these extraordinary abilities judiciously. Instead, he displays a tendency to frivolously employ his powers, resembling a genie. Ironically, in a brief and unexpected turn of events, Spooder-Strange dies 30 seconds into the video, succumbing to a single web shot delivered by Spooder-Man.

Spooder-Man encounters the entirety of the Post-Endgame Marvel Cinematic Universe when he accompanies Dr. Strange on a journey to retrieve the last wand left in existence. However, a series of events unfolds wherein Spooder-Man finds himself engaged in a conflict with the entire mutant of MCU characters within a confined space. In a display of overwhelming power, Spider-Man kills the entire MCU in a matter of seconds, with ONE web shot.

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## Intelligence

Spooder-Man's intellectual acuity, albeit challenging to articulate delicately, may be considered to fall within the lower range of the cognitive spectrum. On numerous occasions, Spooder-Man has exhibited tendencies and behaviors that provide glimpses into his relatively limited intellectual capacity, resulting in various conflicts and predicaments.

## KILL COUNT

### Spooder-Man Movie Trailer:

Kills: Uncle Ben by traffic, Mary Jane, Taxi driver, 57 Bus Passengers, Bus Driver, Regular Citizen In Car, Taxi Driver(2), Police Officer, Police Officer(2), 100 Apartment1 Citizens, and 100 Apartment2 Citizens.

### Spooder-Man: Across The Spooder-Verse Trailer

Kills: Mools Moorales by plane explosion, Spooder-Gwen by plane explosion, Iron-Spooder by plane explosion, PsFOO Spooder-Man by plane explosion, and MCU Accurate Spooder-Man by (you guessed it) plane explosion.

### Spooder-Man Saves The MCU

Kills: Spooder-Strange by wand explosion, and the Entire MCU Roster(in mutant) by wand explosion.(as of 2021 there was 700 MCU Characters so although there are more I couldn't be bothered to count so...)

## Total Kill Count for Spooder-Man:

In the LOLCU, Spooder-Man has killed around 971 people(that we know of.)