Sabo F*cking Obviusly Trying To Wreck Shit Teur/Confessionals

## Day 1: Cast Reveal

WELL FUCK MY TITS AND CALL ME SATAN!!! Yasssssss my like 3rd big brother game, hopefully I wont flop like my TRE game but ayy lmao. I like how Sam Cancanpiano is like already asking me about my score and I don't even know if he is trust worthy or not bye omg. I'm so scared inb4 there is a big alliance against me LOL bye. I wanna ally with Sam, Yap or Richioe. idk about the rest lolbye.

sam, shut the actual fucking fuck already up

LOL Holden said One Direction is crappy, and they should be destroyed. Dude is already a Dead Man Walking

First day and I may have already made some fanboys mad. We were talking about 1 direction and i may have let my trust feelings slide. it was awkward silence for a while then wesley said some shit. It was taking every ounce of being not to correct his grammar, but I can't make everyone mad at me day 1

I always want something going on in the house. Preferably not involving me but I always need there to be a source of contention. So thats why I'm tricking the contestants into thinking there is a saboteur. IT give everyone something to worry about that I know is nothing to be worried about at all. Eventually I'll find someone who is an easy target, and match the writing style of that person, log off and on when they do, LORD BLESSs the fool i put my sights over. Over and out

So like Gavin informs me I need to wake up early to start the game. And I was like FUCK that. Sure, this community is known for making first 5 minute alliances, but I need my beauty sleep. And I'm me, so I wasn't too worried about being late to the shindig. First Impressions: Evan - Not much. Read his bio, looks like a superfan. Though I looked at his Mangatar, fool looks like me. All he did was a fatter chin and add eyes. (I'm chinky) Holden - Not much from our convo, and so far all he has done in the House chat was dis One Direction. I would die laughing if he gets targeted and goes home week 1 because of that!!! #1DGate Nathaniel - Dude is from Sweden... And so far that is it, didn't talk to him much. Not that exciting, but I figure he doesn't have much connection to other people. Could use him. Perry - I remember this dude friending me when I was on Sardinia and just head over heels in love with me. I haven't even talked to the guy in a long time, but hey, let's hope that love for me is still there. Hehe Purry - She intrigues me because I don't know what to make of her. She's an interesting character that refuses to grow up, even though she's like the youngest of the cast. The only problem is that in the BB game I won, I cut her throat because I wasn't working with her. I talked to her, to hope there isn't any bad blood. She says no, but here's to hoping I have no enemies week 1. Richie - I've only heard good things about this dude. As I'm writing this, I'm talking to him, getting to know him, feel him out. Sam - So.. Small world. We're like in the same area, and he knows people I know. I work at California's Great America as a Children's Show Host, and he's been there, he has a friend that works there, and he's worked with a guy that created a show there. And I think it's because of this, we can talk hours about life and the game. IDK, I did not see me and him getting along that well. The first thing he said in the House chat was super serious questions about HoH. If this guy seems as serious about the challenge, then he might win HoH, and I don't see me getting targeted. Let's keep working Sam though. Samuel - LOL so another throat I cut when I played my last BB game. He wasn't very active, and all he did was float while being in the majority. I'm not too worried about this guy, but he's still a number. Sora - So one of his friends(?)/followers is Joe from Sardinia. We're not exactly on good terms. I'm just glad that Sora isn't putting that in the way of this game. If anything, he's friend requested me awhile ago. I "hosted" him in Survivor: Rome so I know his general gameplay. He seems loyal to a fault, not too much of a "player". I've honestly seen more bark than bite from him, but maybe he hasn't had the opportunity to show it. Side Note: Use The Walking Dead as a talking point to build a bond. Wesley - So Tylerl loves him, so I guess that means I have to love him? So far I have nothing against him, our chat has been pretty.. umm weird and juvenile. Idk. I'm sounding to elitist. I've only heard of Wesley here and there, so IDK about him. Big player, possibly. I got my eye on you Wesley. Tyler - Aye LMAO. My homie Tyler from Sardinia. Having him in this game adds a lot of layers for my game. People SHOULD know that Tyler and I played Sardinia together, and we're on good terms with each other. Hell, WE LOVE EACH OTHER. The great thing is, we're goth socially outstanding by ourselves, so we shouldn't be targets together or individually. I already have to assume that people are gonna view us together, and they won't be wrong. So far, I think Tyler has a lot of pre-game connections in this game alone, possibly the most. As far as I'm concerned, Tyler is one big sheild for me. I'm glad we can finally work together again, it's been a damn long time. It's gonna be hard, but we're gonna blow up this season. Kicking Ass, Taking Names, and Chewing Bubble Gum. The thing is, I know how Tyler plays. We pretty much have the same mindset. And it's clear to me that we will go far, near the end even, but not all the way to the end. Idk, I don't see it with him. Either one of us thinks that we can't win against each other at the end, so we're gonna try to cut each other's throat. I know that we both want to win this game, and it's really hard to win against someone like me or Tyler. I love Tyler and everything, but.. If he's willing to cut his main bae, then he's damn willing to cut his side bae. So apparently there's this one dude named Sab Oteur, who's going around harrassing people. Don't you get it though?? His name is Sab Oteur, like Saboteur, like Sabo fucking teur, like Sabo fucking obviously trying to wreck shit teur. At this point, it's either a host trying to stir drama in the house, even though the game hasn't really started yet, or someone has wayyyyyy too much damn time on their hands. Sam is complaining this guy is yada yada yada. LOL dude, I just ignored the Saboteur's friendship request. Sam is scared he is gonna be kicked out of this game instantly or whatever. Well, if I ignore the "twist" (Saboteur) by not ever accepting his friend request, then the twist can never screw me over!! Suck it.

## Day 2: HoH

Honestly, I wasn't shocked that Sam won HoH, you know, I stated this earlier. But I have known it since we were doing the challenge. He was like oh, Ian is 1014. and I am like: I HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR 4 FUCKING HOURS AND I HAVENT EVEN SEEN IAN YET RIP ME. So, that was the moment I realised he was winning it. And I am glad it is him, because I definetely didn't want the first HoH c;

>Says he doesn't want to win
>Wins
gg Sam

Sam messaged me earlier but I was away. I replied before he won HoH so hopefully he doesn't think my reply is just a suck up lolz.

I'm making a lot of deals right now and secret alliances. Hehe good thing I made some even before the HOH and I realized the only people who haven't talked to me at all were Evan Tyler, and Sora

I also have a new alliance called the Secret Sams LOLLLL

And phew, that was a close one! But perfect nonetheless, second place is gravy in the HoH, it shows that I'm playing my hardest without having to get the first bit of blood on my hands

## Day 3: Coup D'Etat Announced

I got the third best score in the challenge! I'm glad for that tbh, because 2048 is one of my weaker games, and I'm sure I can stand somewhat of a chance in this game if I'm third best in a game I'm not so good at. I do think I'll be one of the nominees though - I've barely talked to Sam at all, and he's so mysterious... Perry's an awesome person though, and I really want to work more with him in the game. I'll also add that the main chat is way too messy for my taste - I like things a bit calmer, tbh XD I also like the twist, even though B2 was a failed square. Let's just hope the next guess will be better!

Going into this game, the one person I really only know and trust is Sora. I've had reassurances from him that he's working on getting us into an alliance of 7, so my best bet now is to just shut up, make a couple deals with the HoH, and talk to those in this supposed alliance.

## Day 4: Nomination Ceremony

So my closest ally Sora is on the block. Do I care? Ehh, not really. What I do care about is keeping myself off the block. This annoying new HoH kid Sam said both noms didn't speak to him until after he won, and I'm guilty of the same. The priority now is to keep myself safe, so hopefully that PoV isn't used.

Soooo its a little outside the house right now with school and stuff, that i didnt get to grace his majesty sam with the honor of talking to him immediately in the game, and then when im finally able to, no reply. SO, as far as I'm concerned hes a dead man walking, and when his highs over ill be the first to throw him in the eviction coffin. He made a GRAVE mistake in nomming me because im "weak", oh yeah I have friends, SO YOUR ASS IS GRASS BUDDY.

That was unexpected. Sam had talked to me about nominated and targeting Evan. Although it's very possible that he's trying to backdoor Evan. Some shocking nominations though; Sora I did not expect. I think for now I will have to stay quiet and feel the room a little more. I need a plan to take a part this alliance, because I do not believe I am at the top of it.

My reaction to Sam winning HoH.... uh. what the fuck seriously. I hate this dude, he's annoying as fuck, but unfortunately I think he's my main ally at the moment. WHich is interesting because while I'm alligning with him, I'm also fucking with him big time with this sabateur. I've given him some clues to drive himself crazy looking for the coup.

Honestly I wasn't suprised by the nominations tonight. Sam tells me everything that he is thinking, no clue why. But at least that means no surprises for now. I also was telling him that the clue from the Sab was referring to a game and a character, pershaps that character being Sora from Kingdom Hearts. After hearing him say he wanted to nominate Sora, I'm sure he bought that story right up.

## Day 5: Pov Competition

So I was added to a big ass alliance without being informed, fuck, I hate that LOL. I'll roll with it now, but I want Sam to trust me c: hehe

reading Sam j talking in the house chat makes me realise he is already paranoid about this game big time. From the sabateur thing and the coup d'état he keeps going on about them and being suspicious. Just chill out gawd. He is probably the sabateur. And has the coup d’etat. Lol.

I knew it. I mean, it's my own fault for being busy and not being able to talk to people, but I'm now a nominee for eviction. That could have worked out anyway, but the POV challenge just had to be Miami Shark According to Jerby, they barely chose it over QWOP, a game I excel at, so I guess you could say I was unlucky. I'm not bad at MS or anything, I'm not bad at any game, tbh, but it is (like 2048) one of my weaker games, mainly because I have a somewhat slow finger capacity, and taking down those planes require speed. I can just hope Sam (because he's my only worry, tbh) is also somewhat bad at MS, because without that POV I'm basically out. I think I could get Perry, Purry, Samuel and Evan on my side otherwise, and Yap too with some work. I'd love to put the safe before the unsafe though. I als don't want to worry tomorrow - I'm doing the High School tests (it's not what it sounds like), and since they take 10 hours to do, I won't be able to be online too much here, unfortuntely. On the other hand I'm on Easter holidays now though, so I have a whole week completely free! I also could try to find that Coup, but I've once again failed to find it today...
I do not want to be the first person out though, I will fight to stay - so don't think you've seen the last of me just yet!

I knew it. I mean, it's my own fault for being busy and not being able to talk to people, but I'm now a nominee for eviction. That could have worked out anyway, but the POV challenge just had to be Miami Shark According to Jerby, they barely chose it over QWOP, a game I excel at, so I guess you could say I was unlucky. I'm not bad at MS or anything, I'm not bad at any game, tbh, but it is (like 2048) one of my weaker games, mainly because I have a somewhat slow finger capacity, and taking down those planes require speed. I can just hope Sam (because he's my only worry, tbh) is also somewhat bad at MS, because without that POV I'm basically out. I think I could get Perry, Purry, Samuel and Evan on my side otherwise, and Yap too with some work. I'd love to put the safe before the unsafe though. I als don't want to worry tomorrow - I'm doing the High School tests (it's not what it sounds like), and since they take 10 hours to do, I won't be able to be online too much here, unfortuntely. On the other hand I'm on Easter holidays now though, so I have a whole week completely free! I also could try to find that Coup, but I've once again failed to find it today...
I do not want to be the first person out though, I will fight to stay - so don't think you've seen the last of me just yet!

## Day 6: Pov Ceremony

So I'm still on the block, and I think I'm fine as of right now, I don't know if I'm Sam's target or not but I could care less even if I wasn't he didnt make that clear to me so in my book he put me up and he wanted me out. It kinda saddens me that half of this people don't even know anything about big brother so all the references I could be making would seem weird but oh well. I should be more concerned with getting more votes but I have 6 already with the Oz alliance, 7 with my side alliance with Evan and then theres just the other sam and holden so might as well get in good with them. Right now I'm trying to turn as many people against Sam as possible, him going home straight after his own HOH would be glorious and I have plans that theres a chance it could happen

## Day 7: Eviction

LOL AT NATHANIEL TRYING TO STIR THE SHIT UP BEFORE HE IS EVICTED CUTE AF

So yeah, I was second in the challenge since Wesley won. He didn't change nominees or anything either, so I could still go home today. I've managed to get Perry, Holden (hopefully), Purry (maybe) and possibly Sam to have me stay. I've also sent a plead to Evan. I do think I'm going home tonight though, and I just want to say that despite me not being here for long, it's been a great season and I've really enjoyed it! Hopefully a Revival is coming soon, so that you get to see me again, because my Big Brother ORG journey is far from over!