Battle of Minecraft

The **Battle of Minecraft** was an important battle in the history of the war against Elmo. It was a tragic victory for Elmo's team, as they completely destroyed the (real) Minecraft world with the Disney Hole, but lost Osama Bin Laden and the leader of Anime in the process.

## The Action

It all started when Luke was sneaking around Princess Peach's castle with Chris. Luke saw a hidden vault and saw that the combination hole was shaped exactly like a shot. Obviously a slot for love potion, Chris grabbed a formula out of a nearby drawer and put it in. In the vault, they discovered top secret information about Peach's Dictatorship. The papers they stumbled upon brought them to a distant memory of a school class assignment in the past about a story of a (Ender? I actually don't think so, but it's possible.) Dragon and Mario vs the Night 5 "sons" of Peach's wizard, Hairy Potter (NOT a typo), all of which failed and were thrown into a nearby Sarlacc. They then realized that the story must have been about Peach and the recent founding of her dictatorship. However, they also found info on the actual account of Peach, how Mario almost stopped her reign by winning the battle, the actual poem that was recited, obviously by Sky Does Minecraft (D\*\*khole, D\*\*khole, shut up and eat my budder was the first line), and the list of "sons," Sky, Princess Daisy, Entity 303, Osama Bin Laden, and Adolf Hitler. They then heard a creepy and whispered, "Elmo Knows Where You Live!" and saw a furry red monster hiding in the dark corner, who suddenly freaked and screamed, "take the papers, whatever, just leave Elmo and Peach alone!" Chris and Luke took the papers, and they both suddenly got the funny feeling that something awful was about to happen. Chris then got a call that Ani-Dog was being chased on a plane by Osama Bin Laden, and that she escaped just before it rammed into a building with Laden still inside. Chris and Luke came to see it. She then went to Sparta with Chris and Luke and something that gave everyone déjà vu happened:

Anime Leader: "これは冒涜です！ これは狂気です！" ("This is blasphemy! This is madness!")

Ani-Dog: "This is Sparta!" (Kicks anime leader into a Sarlacc)

Yes, in just minutes, two members of Elmo's team were defeated. However, that bad feeling still just wouldn't leave them alone, and they are strong with The Force. They then received, "Breaking News, mkay," that Peach and the Night 5 sons had just used the Disney Hole to blow up all of the real Minecraft World, with the exception of Budder City and the Pro Dimension. Everyone, including Notch, Pink Sheep, and Herobrine was in this world at the time of the explosion, and, unfortunately, were killed. As a side note, they also blew up Tatooine, home planet of Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and the famous Great Pit of Carkoon Sarlacc. They believed that the good team's base was on this planet, when it it really on Earth. During the destruction of Tatooine, they also blew up and killed Jabba The Hutt, even though he is evil, Elmo's team doesn't really care about him because he is not working for Elmo.

Osama bin Laden was killed, ironically, by crashing his plane into a building. No one was in the building. Ani-Pup (Ani-Dog's adopted sister) swerved safely out of the way, and bin Laden screamed "ALLAHU AKBAR!" and crashed into the building. He fell, but was still alive when he and Chris pulled out guns. Chris got shot in the ear, nearly dodging the bullet, and shot Osama bin Laden right in the head, killing him.