Song Of The South/Transcript

**(Note: - Equals Either A Split In The Intro Graphics Or A Graphic That Takes Two Lines To Show [EX. Maverick Hunter City,  New York])**

**(A.D. 23XX)**

**V.O.:** Disclaimer: This Is The Episode Where Dylan Starts Dating Pitch, But In Reality, He’s Dating The HTF Version Of Aiysa Nettelmann, Who Is The Original Character With The MMC Characters Spirit. Also, Viewer Discretion Is Advised

(The Episode Starts With The Opening Showing A Heart Falling On A Black-Red Gradient Like Background Before Being Impaled By An Arrow As The Heart Breaks, The MMC Logo Is Shown At The Back Of The Arrow And The HTF Logo Is Shown At The Tip. Both The X And The "Love Bites" Zoom In At Different Types (The X Zooms While The Text "Love Bites" Zooms Out) As They Connect With The Logo As The Logo Fades To Black.)

(When We Fade Back Up From Black We See The HTF Park And Pitch Walking Around The Premise Until She Sees A Sadden Tree Friend, Who Happens To Be Dylan Germain.)

Pitch (Internally): Huh, That Guy Looks Like He Hasn’t Been Sadder In His Life, I Think I Should Cheer Him Up.

(She Walks Up To The Bear)

**Pitch:** Excuse Me? Is There A Problem?

**Dylan G:** Well, I’ve Looked Up And Down The Entire Town Looking For A Girl To Hangout With, But So Far, I’ve Got Nothing, And I Think That My Life Is Possibly Going To Be Forever Single.

**Pitch:** Don’t Be Sad. Everyone Goes Through This At Some Point. Say, Aren’t You The Brother Of The Guy I Did A Collab With.

**Dylan G:** Uh, Yeah. Why Do You Ask?

**Pitch:** Well, You’re Brother Recommended Me To Meet You And See If You Like Me Or Not.

(Dylan Blushes)

**Dylan G:** Um, Well, I, Er, Uh, Well I, Um, Didn’t Expect, Um, My Brother To, Um, Say That.

**Pitch:** Huh? Are You? Blushing?

**Dylan G:** Well, Uh…

Dylan G (Internally): Dylan, I Think You Have Finally Found Your Girl, Say Something About It!

**Pitch:** Hello, Is There Something Wrong?

**Dylan G:** You Were Right About One Thing, I Actually Feel, That I Actually Like You.

**Pitch:** Well, At Least I Was Right About That. Also, I Would Like To Give You Something.

**Dylan G:** What Do You Need To Do To Me?, My Heart Is Literally Racing And I’m Extremely Nervous Right Now!

(Pitch Kisses Dylan As Dylan Continues To Blush As Well As Pitch)

**Pitch:** Do You Feel Any Better…

**Dylan G:** Well, (As His Eyes Turns To Hearts) I Haven't Felt This Better In My Entire Life, (Eyes Quickly Revert To The Pac-Man Style Pupils) Say, There’s A Concert Going On Tonight And I’m Planning To Be There, Wanna Come?!

**Pitch:** Sure!

(The Scene Fades To The Concert Hall. Dylan And Pitch Takes Their Seats As Everyone Else Does The Same Thing.)

**Announcer (Handy):** Ladies & Gentlemen, Performing In This Once In A Lifetime Event. The Maverick Hunters HTF Land Tour. Please Welcome, Brandon, Austin, Xavier, & Ryan, THE MAVERICK HUNTERS!!!

(The Crowd Cheers As The Band Comes On Stage)

**Brandon G:** Thanks For Coming Out! Now, It Would Be Nice For You Guys To Silence Your Phones. Now, Let’s Get This Show On The Road!

(They Start Performing The Song Up To The Middle, When Brandon Notices The Lights Flicker.)

**Brandon G:** Uh, Are The Lights Supposed To Do That?

**Austin C:** I Have No Idea, But Something Tells Me That Something Is About To Go Very Bad!

(Pitch Looks Up And Sees The Electrical Grid About To Come Crashing Down)

**Pitch:** THE ELECTRICAL GRID IS ABOUT TO CRASH DOWN, EVERYONE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

(Everyone Scatters And In The Process, Tramples Lumpy.)

**Brandon G:** What The? Is The Electrical Grid About To Crash Down?

**Ryan D:** Uh, Guys! I Think She’s Not Lying! Look Up!

(All Of The Sudden The Grid Comes Falling Down Toward Brandon)

**Austin C:** Brandon Look Out!

(Austin Sacrifices Himself To Save Brandon From Being Crushed.)

**Brandon G:** Man, You Really Need To Work On Your Life Saving Skills.

(An Electrical Wire Hits Brandon In The Head And Electrocutes Him To Death. As His COR Explodes And Shards Of It Manages To Cut Xavier’s Arms.)

**Xavier B:** God Fucking Damn It I Hate My Life Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

(He Runs Away Screaming)

**Handy:** Ha Ha! Now You Know How It Feels To Lose Your Hands!

(He Gets Impaled By One Of The Shards, Conventily Dropping His Open Water In The Process On The Electrical Grid.)

**Ryan D:** Uh, Crap!

(While Everyone Else On Stage Gets Electrocuted And Ends Up Dying When The Arena Explodes.)

**Dylan G:** Man! That Was Close!

**Pitch:** At Least You Didn’t Get Crushed!

(Dylan Gets Crushed By Some Debris)

**Pitch (Tearing Up):** No! I Should Have Not Said That!

(Pitch Also Getting Crushed By Some Debris. Ending The Episode With The End Tag)

**End Tag:** Your Pretty Much Too **Off-Key** For Me

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