BULLSEYE

Hello again kiddies. I, CREEPS, was just watching a CLASSIC JOHN SLAY-NE FILM! It is also the SLOPIC OF MY ODOROUS-OFFERING ha-ha-ha! A DERANGED-DESERT-DITTY, about an outlaw who meets a local doctor. In a HEART-WORMING-WESTERN called...

One day back in the Fall of 1879, there was a town out, in eastern-California. A man carried a bag into a saloon and sat down at a table. "Howdy, Doc Smith, whiskey or bourbon?" the bartender asked the man from behind the bar. "Good morning, William, I fancy a bourbon today please sir" Doc Smith answered him with a grin. "Yes sir" William said, replying. William walked over to the table where Doc Smith was at and poured some bourbon from a bottle into a glass. He smiled at Doc Smith. "Ah, thank you William" Doc Smith said and drank the glass of bourbon. He handed the bartender a pouch then. "You are welcome, Doc Smith. Thank you for the pouch of gold!" William said. A cowboy walked into the saloon then and looked at William. "Howdy, bartender, I shall take a scotch!" the cowboy said to him. "Yes sir. Coming right up!" William replied. The cowboy sat down across from Doc Smith and he shook hands with Doc Smith. "Good morning, sir, I am Doc Smith, The local doctor to this town" Doc Smith introduced himself to the cowboy as. "Name's Jesse, Doc!" the cowboy replied, introducing himself as. "Just rode into town here" Jesse went on, explaining.

"Well, welcome Jesse sir. Perhaps I could interest you in a bottle of cough syrup! Guaranteed to work instantly" Doc Smith said to Jesse and explained. "Sure Doc" Jesse replied. Doc Smith reached down and got out a bottle from within his bag. He handed it to Jesse. William walked over to them and poured some scotch out of a bottle into a glass. "Here you are sir. Some scotch!" he told Jesse. "Thank you mister!" he replied and drank the scotch. Jesse handed him a few silver coins. William walked away and Doc Smith grinned at Jesse. "Thank you Doc!" the cowboy said to him and picked up the bottle of cough syrup. "Oh, you have solid gold, Doc. I saw you in your office a couple of minutes ago. Your office is full of it" Jesse said to him. He held up a pistol, aiming it at Doc Smith then. "W-w-wait Jesse. Please sir!!" Doc Smith said, begging in fear, nervously. Jesse shot and killed Doc Smith. "Bullseye Doc!" Jesse said and ran out of the saloon. William cried: "Doc Smith!!!". Five years later, Jesse was within a barn in the same town one evening. As he stood by the doorway of it, he smoked a cigarette as a blacksmith hit a horseshoe with a sledgehammer. "Thank you for taking care of my horse for the evening mister" Jesse said to the blacksmith. "Ah, you are welcome sir" he replied. Jesse walked passed a horse and out of the barn. He strolled through the town, smoking away. The moon was full up, in the night-sky and as the cowboy strolled along, there suddenly was an eerie cackle that echoed through the town.

Jesse stopped and looked all around. The cackling continued then and he drew his pistol. He walked over in between two buildings and dirt-covered-corpse stood in front of him. The zombie was also a skeleton and it was the one who was cackling eerily. Worms dropped out of its boney-mouth and Jesse screamed in horror. He shot the zombie, but the rotting-skeleton came to him. "Jesse, it is I, Doc Smith sir!!" the decayed-skeleton croaked to the cowboy in a raspy-voice. "DOC SMITH?! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Jesse screamed in horror. The rotting zombie of the doctor grabbed Jesse's gun from him quickly and pulled the trigger with his skeletal-finger, firing it and shooting the cowboy. Jesse gasped in horror and pain, then fell over dead. "Bullseye Jesse!" the skeleton of Doc Smith said in his raspy-voice and eerily cackled walking away, slowly with the sounds of his bones cracking.

Ol' Doc Smith TOOK A SHOT AT IT eh, boys and girls? Jesse just had to GO FOR THE GHOUL-D hee-hee-hee! But he was UNA-SCARE that Doc had a BONE TO PICK WITH HIM. Well, see you all in the next EERIE-EDITION OF CREEPS CASTLE, FIENDS!