Ripped Diaper (Mia Kitten Version)

(Theme Song)

Mia: We're the babies... Animals buddies... Each one is different... And we're all so cuddly! Tots in trouble, can't delay! To the rescue, Save the Day! Mia Kitten's here to help you!

Baby Animals: Mia Kitten, She's our hero!

Mia: Hold my paw, let's find adventure!

Baby Animals: Mia Kitten, Friends Forever!

Mia and Baby Animals: Open up your arms for baby hugs! (Giggles)

Title: "Disney Junior's Mia Kitten 2"

(Episode Starts With Mia Being Like A Clown And Showing A Ripped Diaper)

Mia: (Reading Episode Tittle Off Screen) "Mia Kitten - Ripped Diaper (Mia Kitten Version)"

(Episode Started At The Tot-Ville Beach)

Mia: What a great day. [She runs off] Hey, Mommy! Look! [She is now covered in a mound of sand] I'm Mommy! [Captain Beakmen laughs. Mia forms sand around her head and nose to look like Freddy and imitates his voice] Hey Mommy, who am I? [Captain Beakmen still laughs. Mia picks up a sand Fly-Pad] Hello, Mia. Could you keep it down? I'm trying to Do A Delivery. [Captain Beakmen continues laughing]

Captain Beakmen: That Is So Funny Mia-Mia!

Mia: [a doorbell rings, Mia walks in carrying sand Crate With A Stuffed Toy Inside and wearing a Tots sand hat] Special Delivery!! [Mia and Captain Beakmen laugh together Then Mia's Dad J.P And Her Brother Lucky walk up]

J.P: Hey, Honey. Hey, My Purrfect Child.

Mia: Hi Daddy!

J.P: You guys wanna go lift some weights?

Mia And Captain Beakmen: Sure!

Captain Beakmen: (Picks Up Mia) Let's Go Mia-Mia!

Mia: Yes Mommy! [Cut to a group of Storks, each grunting as they work out. J.P turns to Captain Beakmen, Lucky And Mia]

J.P Give it a try, Honey.

Captain Beakmen: [Puts Lucky And Mia Down As She stands in front of a weight. She picks it up, grunting as she does so. The crowd cheers for her, and she throws the weight down]

Mia: Good job, Mommy. Well, that's about enough for today, don't you think? [Mia tries to walk off]

J.P: How About A Little More Weight? [J.P bends down to pick up a weight heavier than Captain Beakmen's] Observe. [J.P grunts as he picks it up, his eyes bulging, and veins stick out from his neck. The crowd cheers, and J.P throws the weight down]

Mia: Okay! Stand Back Everyone!! [Mia picks up a single twig from the ground. The crowd is silent. She sinks into the sand. Captain Beakmen walks to a weight]

Captain Beakmen: You Better Watch This! [Captain Beakmen picks up an anchor weight. The crowd cheers for her, but stop when they realize J.P has lifted the spectator stands] Way to go, Honey! [Mia burrows into the sand, and tunnels over to a Animal Forever Family picnicking next to a marshmallow sack]

Mia: Can Mia Grab A Couple Of These?

Baby Unicorn: Sure.

Mia: [takes two marshmallows and places them on the twig] And now Ladies And Gentle Babies, with the addition of two, count them, two marshmallows. [Mia preps herself for her lift, inhales deeply, takes hold of the twig, and is unable to lift it. The crowd isn't moved. She tries again. And again. After a huge effort, Mia hears a rip. She looks down and notices that She's ripped her diaper. The crowd gasps, then laughs at Mia. Mia scuttles off, embarrassed. Scooter walks over With His Ball, laughing]

Scooter: That was too funny. [he slaps Mia on the back] You are hilarious!

Captain Beakmen: Ain't She the funniest little Cat you ever saw? [Mia grins widely. Cut to J.P]

J.P: Anybody up for some volleyball? [the ball volleys back and forth, until J.P spikes it into some Animals and the crowd cheers for him. Mia looks at him in contempt. An Stork serves the ball and as J.P is about to hit it, Mia interferes]

Mia: Mia Catch! Mia Catch! [the ball falls and Mia tries to serve it] Incoming! [the serve misses and the crowd boos. She bends down to pick the ball up and rips her diaper] Oops, Mia guess Mia ripped Mia's Diaper again! [the crowd laughs. Scooter walks in With His Ball laughing again]

Scooter: Once again, Mia, [he slaps Mia on the back] you have split my sides! [he continues to laugh. Cut to a Frisbee. J.P catches it and throws it to Captain Beakmen]

Mia: Hey, Mommy, how about throwing it to Mia?

Captain Beakmen: Okay Mia-Mia Here It Comes! [Mia stands still and lets the Frisbee hit her on the head, knocking her over]

Mia: Mia Could Lend A Paw Here!

Captain Beakmen: Are You Okay Mia-Mia?

Mia: Mia's Fine! [She does a handstand, revealing her Diaper] ...except I ripped my Diaper! [the crowd laughs, and Scooter walks up to Mia once again]

Scooter: You Still Got It Mia! [he slaps Mia on the back again. Cut to Mia and J.P, Captain Beakmen And Lucky walking to an ice cream vendor]

Vendor: May I help you?

Mia: Mia Will Take A Banana Split!

Vendor: We Don't Have That Sweetie!

Mia: That Okay Because Mia Already Split Her Diaper! Get It? [The Whole Family Laughed Including Lucky And The Ice Cream Vendor]

Vendor: [Laughs] Anything else?

Mia: How About Ripple? [She Does So As The Whole Family Laughed Again Including Lucky And The Ice Cream Vendor] No, thanks, already got one! [The Family drop laughing, Even The Vendor is As Well, and Mia happily bounces off to a snack bar. Mia runs up to Harold, knocking his drink over] Is that a burger you're eating?

Percy: Why, yes, it is.

Mia: You know what would go good with that?

Percy: No, what?

Mia: [whispers] Ripped... Diaper. [Mia smiles widely and shows the annoyed Harold her ripped Diaper. Mia then runs around the snack bar, laughing. She comes up in-between two Animals] Ripped pants a la mode! [She rips her Diaper, the Animals are annoyed. Cut to Mia being in the kitchen of the snack bar, next to the fry cook] Special Delivery! Did you order twenty cases of Ripped Diapers? [Mia shoves her behind through the box, revealing her ripped Diaper. She laughs and the box is revealed to have no lower part. The fry cook groans disgustedly. Cut to a broadcasting booth over looking the Beach]

Perch Perkins: Surf's up in the Tot-Ville Beach. [Storks are surfing. Close-up of Perch Perkins] And here comes J.P, doing his trademark lay-back. [cut to J.P lying on his surfboard] There goes Captain Beakmen, hanging ten... fingers, that is. [cut to Captain Beakmen doing a handstand on her surfboard] There Goes Lucky Doing The Crazy Tail [cut to Lucky doing the crazy tail on his surfboard] There goes Mia Beakmen... [rip] ripping her Diaper again. [Perch Perkins is annoyed, then cut to Mia ripping her Diaper on her
surfboard.] [A wave knocks Mia off her surfboard and washes her up on the beach]

Lifeguard: Hey, look! A cardboard box washed up on the beach. [he takes a closer look through his telescope] Holy fish paste! It's a Cat! [he sprints over to Mia and flips Her over] Why?! Why?! Why?! [a crowd gathers around Mia and the lifeguard]

Captain Beakman and J.P: MIA SWEETIE!!!!

Mia: [to lifeguard] Come closer. [a divine light shines on her] I need... I need...

Lifegaurd: What do you need? [tears come to the lifeguard's and Mia's Family's eyes]

Mia: [pats the lifeguard on the shoulder. Close up of Mia's mouth] A tailor. [the light turns off, accompanied by a light switch] Because I ripped my Diaper! [She laughs. The lifeguard makes an annoyed expression, drops Mia, and the crowd surrounding her walks off with annoyance. Mia is left alone and Captain Beakmen, J.P And Lucky walk up to her]

Mia: Does that mean you're gonna punish, Captain Beakman?

Captain Beakman: No, honey. I love you very much and nothing's gonna change. That but however you only had us worried sick. [They walk off. Scooter walks towards Mia and looks at her sadly]

Mia: Mia help.

Scooter: [Shakes His Head] Mia.. [he walks off. Cut to a dressing tent, with Mia inside]

Mia: [thinking] Come on, Mia, you're losing them! Think! Your public's waiting. [speaking] Let's see... [checking them off a list] "Lifting weights - big laugh," "Frisbee in face - kills," "Surfing - knocks 'em dead," "Pretending to drown," [She uses her pencil to write the word "NO" and circle it] No. Come on, think! I got it! Hey, everybody! [She runs out of the dressing tent] Not ripped Diaper! [She tears her Diaper off] Diaper ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police. There's a Diaper thief on the loose! [the wind howls, Mia standing alone on the beach. A tumbleweed rolls by. Mia turns and hears party music at a distance, and sees Her Family playing volleyball] Oh, no, everybody's gone, even Mommy. She'd rather hang out with Daddy! Oh, no. [lies on the beach as She continues saying, no] We blew it, Diaper. [throws his Diaper aside]

Diaper: What do you mean, "we?" [the Diaper walks off, leaving Mia alone]

Mia: Oh, Mia didn't have to be a fool to get Mommy's attention. Is Mia the biggest loser on the beach?! [Then A Baby Animal Named "Jennifer" walks up to Mia, shining red]

Hedy: No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen. [she places a Paw on herself, and it leaves a sounding mark, which vanishes]

Mia: Owie! [a Other Animal walks up to the two]

Stanley: No, I am. I got sand in my buns. [he shows them two sandy hamburger buns. There is a rumbling coming from the sand and Whyatt pops his head out of the sand]

Wyatt: No! I am! The baby animals barries me in the sand and forgotten this super reader.

Stanley, Hedy And Wyatt: What happened to you?

Mia: Mia Lost Her Family!

Stanley; Hedy And Wyatt: How? [Mia grabs a sand guitar and sings]

Mia: When Mia Ripped.. [her Extra Diaper starts ripping] My Diaper!

Song: Ripped Her Diaper (Song)

Mia: (Singing) Mia thought that Mia had everybody by Mia's side, but Mia went and blew it all sky-high, and now Mommy won't even spare a passing glance, all just because Mia [rips her Extra Diaper again] ripped Mia's Diaper. [the other three "losers of the beach" assemble on a sand stage with sand instruments and sing]

Stanley, Hedy and Wyatt: (Singing) When a lifeguard round just to put her down, Mia turned into a clown, and no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and [Jennifer turns around and suddenly, her bottom then rips, splitting open, revealing her white underwear] ripped her Diaper!

Mia: Mia knows Mia shouldn't mope around, Mia shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse. 'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun...

Mia, Stanley, Hedy And Wyatt: (Singing) Or sand in your buns! [instrumental break. The sandy bun fish scrapes the two buns together to make a rhythm then the curtain shows waves crashing about]

Mia: Now Mia learned a lesson Mia won't soon forget... so listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance... and you won't end up like the fool... who... ripped... her... Diaper! [the whole group comes together one by one in sync with the music and they rip their Diapers As The Song Ends. By now, a huge crowd has gathered and is cheering the group onstage. A blimp flies by with Mia's name on it. It's revealed that Mia and Her band were having a concert.]

Captain Beakman: MIA!!!!!!

Mia: (Acts Cute) Mommy!!! [Captain Beakman gets onstage and hugs Mia. She returns the embrace]

Captain Beakman: Your song is true. If You Wanted To joke around like mommy, just be yourself. [Mia's Father And Brother J.P And Lucky walk up.]

J.P: [impressed with Mia's singing during the big concert] Mia Sweetie.. That Is So Adorable! [hands Mia a pencil] Would you... sign Lucky's Diaper?

Mia: Absolutely, Daddy. [Mia bends down to sign Lucky's Diaper. Her Diaper then rips off completely, leaving Mia "au naturel." Someone off-screen whistles. Mia covers her crotch, grins, and blushes sheepishly]

(The End)

(End Credits With Mia Kitten Music)

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