Nico's Credit Card!

**Nico's Credit Card!** is the 8th episode of The Misadventures of Nico Yazawa.

## Plot

Nico finds a discarded credit card, and begins using it over again for stuff she wants.

## Characters

### The μ's

* Honoka Kousaka
* Rin Hoshizora
* Umi Sonoda
* Eli Ayase
* Nozomi Toujou
* Hanayo Koizumi
* Maki Nishikino
* Kotori Minami
* Nico Yazawa

### Supporting/Minor Characters

* Niles
* Cotaro Yazawa
* Eiki Shiki
* GameStop Cashier
* Leo (Fire Emblem Fates)
* Principal Minami
* YutaAsahina
* NagisaShingetsu
* Hecatia Lapislazuli

## Transcript

* [The episode opens with Nico walking down the quiet streets of Japan, Nico finds a discarded credit card]
* Nico: "Huh?"
* [She picks it up and the credit card has "Infinite Money!" written on it.]
* Nico: "Infinite money huh? I AM SO RICH NOW!"
* [Nico smiles]
* [Nico goes to GameStop]
* Nico: "Hello cashier! May i buy a New 3DS with Smash Bros for 3DS with my Infinite Credit Card?"
* GameStop Cashier: "Huh?"
* Nico: "I SAID CAN I BUY A NEW 3DS WITH SMASH BROS WITH MY INFINITE CREDIT CARD?!?"
* GameStop Cashier: "Sure."
* [Nico buys the 3DS, then she buys her own mansion after some minutes.]
* Nico: "I got a cool house and it's much more better than Maki's trashy home."
* [Leo is carefully watching Nico from a nerby bush]
* Leo: [whispers to self] "Oh no."
* Nico: "Now, i am going to buy Otonokizaka High School!"
* [Nico goes to Otonokizaka High School]
* [Principal Minami is on her room,  sitting on her desk]
* [Nico comes to Principal Minami's room]
* Nico: "Hey Principal! May i buy this school with my infinite credit card?"
* Principal Minami: "No."
* Nico: "WHY CAN'T I BUY IT?!"
* Principal Minami: "You're not going to buy this school."
* [Nico puts a Hornet's Nest with a swarm of Hornets onto Principal Minami's head]
* Nico: "That's what you get for not letting me buy this motherf\*cking school!"
* [An Arrow breaks though the window]
* Nico: "What the-"
* [Niles breaks though the already-broken the window.]
* Niles: "What you think you're DOING?!"
* [Nico buys Otonokizaka High School]
* Nico: "I am now the principal of this school!"
* [Nico turns on the announcements]
* Nico: [In Announcements] "Hello! This is Principal Nico speaking! Today Otonokizaka High School will be demolished! Run for your lives!"
* [YutaAsahina and NagisaShingetsu bust down the principal's door after finding out about the infinite credit card, and they walk in and they're both wielding guns.]
* [Nico gulps.]
* [Nico jumps off to the window, then she hits into a nearby tree, causing a Wasp's Nest to fall onto Nico's head and sting her head]
* Nico: "OUCH OUCH OUCH!!! I HATE WASPS!!!!! GET IT OFF ME!!!!!"
* NagisaShingetsu: "Give my brother the credit card now, it's over."
* Niles: "Yes. Give him his brother's credit card back."
* [Nico gets the Wasp's Nest out of her head]
* Niles: "Or i'll shoot you in the head with my bow and arrow."
* [Nico's head feels swollen because of the Wasps' stinging]
* Nico: "Ouch! My head feels swollen!"
* Niles: "C'mon, give it back to NagisaShingetsu."
* [Nico cries, and she gives it to NagisaShingetsu]
* [Principal Minami's head also feels swollen because of the Hornets' stinging]
* Niles: "What we do with her now?"
* Principal Minami: "My head feels swollen..."
* [Compa and Eirin appear behind Principal Minami]
* Principal Minami: "What are you gonna do guys?"
* Eirin: "We're trying to heal the swelling."
* [Nico runs off to Maki's Mansion]
* Nico: "So long suckers!"
* [Eiki Shiki appears in Nico's way]
* Nico: "What the heck?! I hope you do not have another Wasps' Nest!"
* Eiki: "Not that, you stole a credit card from someone. That's aganist the law."
* [Nico runs into Maki's house anyway]
* [Maki comes over]
* Maki: "Hey what's going..."
* [Nico puts a Wasps' Nest onto Maki's head]
* Maki: "**AAAAAAHHHH!!**"
* [Nico points and laughs at Maki]
* [Hecatia pops up from a nerby bush and attacks Nico]
* Hecatia: "DON'T ATTACK MAKI-CHAN!"
* Nico: "Heh! What are you gonna do? Put a Wasps' Nest on my head?!"
* [Hecatia takes the Wasps' net out of Maki's head and puts it on Nico's head.]
* Nico: "**AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I HATE WASPS! GET THEM OFF MY HEAD!**"
* Hecatia: "No."
* [Nico gets the Wasps' Nest out of her head, and her head is swollen even more than before]
* [A swarm of wasps are chasing Nico]
* Nico: "**AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WASPS!**"
* [Nico runs away]
* [Some minutes later Cotaro accidentally Tranquilizes Nico with a Tranquilizer gun]
* Cotaro: "Oopsies, i did it again..."
* [Nico faints.]
* [Honoka and the other μ's members walk towards Cotaro and Nico.]
* Honoka: "Uh, What the heck happened to Nico?"
* [Niles, Hecatia and Eiki run into Honoka]
* Niles: "She was attacked by wasps."
* [Nico wakes up]
* Nico: "So guys, what's gonna happen to my mansion now?!"
* Niles: "It's the Sakurada Brothers' mansion now."
* [The episode ends with Nico crying]