The Young Offenders (movie)

***The Young Offenders*** is a 2016 Irish comedy film written, directed, and co-produced by Peter Foott. It stars Alex Murphy, Chris Walley, Dominic MacHale, Hilary Rose, Shane Casey, Pascal Scott, and P. J. Gallagher.

## Plot

Best friends Conor and Jock are two teenagers from Cork who dress the same, act the same, and even have the same weak moustaches. Jock is a notorious bicycle thief who plays a daily game of cat-and-mouse with the bike-theft-obsessed police sergeant Healy, and lives with his alcoholic, abusive father. Conor is the son of a single mother, Mairéad, who works for a fishmonger at an indoor food market and with whom he has a strained relationship. When a drug trafficking boat capsizes off the southwest coast of County Cork, leading to the seizure of 61 bales of cocaine, each worth €7 million, word gets out that there is a bale missing.

Conor and Jock steal two bikes and go on a road trip, hoping to find the missing bale, which they can sell and therefore escape their troubled home lives. Unfortunately for them, Healy had hid a GPS tracker in the bike that Jock stole for himself as a trap and is in hot pursuit. By chance, the boys find the bale of cocaine in a ruined castle that Conor was defecating in, in the possession of a disabled drug dealer named Ray. They steal it while he sleeps but he wakes up and unsuccessfully tries to stop them.

Using Conor's sweater which he left with Ray to keep him warm while he slept, and had Conor's name on it, Ray gives chase to the boys. In the midst of celebrating their victory, Conor unknowingly snags the bag on barbed wire and rips it, so the cocaine slowly leaks out on the journey home until there is none left by the time they get back. The two fall out and Jock gets drunk and passes out, while Conor comes home and eventually patches things up with his mother. Jock's father comes home and violently beats him until Healy comes to Jock's home intending to arrest him, subsequently realizing the extent of Jock's home life.

However, Jock sneaks out upon being informed that Ray is looking for them by a neighbourhood friend. Ray later tracks them down, steals a nail gun from a hardware store, and angrily invades Conor's home as Jock gets to his house to tell him about Ray, and Healy simultaneously gets there looking for Conor. Ray knocks out Healy and threatens Conor, Jock and Mairéad, not believing that the pair are so stupid as to lose €7 million worth of cocaine. Strangely enough, a local thug named Billy Murphy whom the pair put in prison on drug charges by tricking Healy into thinking he stole a bike enters, looking for vengeance against the pair.

In a rare show of intelligence, Conor tricks Ray into thinking Billy stole the cocaine and a struggle ensues where Mairéad ends up knocking out both Ray and Billy, and both are arrested. Conor and Jock spin the tale to paint Healy as a hero to the media, to his chagrin, while Jock is put into foster care with Conor and his mother due to his abusive upbringing.

## Cast

* Alex Murphy as Conor MacSweeney
* Chris Walley as Jock O’Keefe
* Hilary Rose as Mairéad MacSweeney
* Dominic MacHale as Tony Healy
* P. J. Gallagher as Ray
* Shane Casey as Billy Murphy
* Pascal Scott as Farmer
* Judy Donovan as Local Shopkeeper
* Michael Sands as Jock's Dad
* Ciaran Bermingham as Superintendent Flynn
* Stephen O'Connor as Angry Dad
* Fionula Linehan as DIY Worker