Bowser

## King "Bowser" Koopa

Lazily ripped photo due to being... LAZY! Stop laughing at the viewer!

 GAH! Stupid A.R.K. just decided to jail my son. FOR NOTHING! I'll show them jerks what's coming... AND TAKE DOWN GREEN 'STACHE WITH THEM!
 — Bowser, when his son is kidnapped

Bowser's always the first Turtle to take a page, and lazily put a lot of Sprites in it, just to make it his. Well guess what? He did it already! He's laughing at us right now! ------------->

You could say that he's getting old already! He just gave up kidnapping princesses just to sit on a computer, and troll people with various things. He also owns this army. He lives in his castle.

## Personality

He's lean, mean, Plumber PWNing machine! He hates plumbers just like any other sewer mutant, and he'll knock them out at any point.

Of course, He likes running off and sending clones at people. Just the other day, Mario saw him unleash a Silver clone! Looked like she came from a movie!

Bowser may be a mean man... But he has a son to take care of! He loves him, and would sacrifice his life just to let him live! Of course, Jr. can defend himself with his inventions.

## Relationships

### Luigi, Mario, and Combo

Terrible Enemy

Bowser despises Plumbers to the point that he would Crush their skulls like sparrow eggs between his thighs. He sees them as inferior creatures, and would want to dominate them!

### Princess Peach

"Complex"

(Plum and Garretto play "Careless Whisper")

### Gestro

Neutral

Odd how he sees him as a pet. He rubs his head, gives him Cat food, and even reads him bedtime stories when he's sleepy. Of course, Gestro doesn't approve this behavior at all.

### Icey

Enemy

Bowser sees Icey as an opportunity to make an Ice park out of a single creature. Once he gets his hands on him, he'll work the living soul out of him, until he gets a water slide.

### Electric

Enemy

Bowser sees Electric as an opportunity to power his castle using a single creature. Once he gets his hands on him, he'll work the living soul out of him, until he gets a powered castle.

### Scratch

Good Friend

He knows what he's capable of, so he trains him to harness his true power every 3 weeks or so. They're just as much as friends as they are enemies to Luigi, Mario and Combo!

### Weegee

Enemy

 I hate Weegee!
 — Bowser

### Waluigi

Enemy

He likes Waluigi as much as he likes Combo. Sure, Waluigi isn't an actual plumber, but really, he's a sportsman. Why take chances?

### E.Gadd

Enemy

He thinks of E.Gadd as some puny twerp that is just ASKING to be taken advantage of.

## Powers

### Fire breath

His main ability. He can spit fireballs, breathe a stream of flame... Heck, he can barf out a fire bar and weaponize it as a FREAKING SWORD!

His fire usually can be taken out by ice or water, but when it goes to a tree explosion... well... He just roasts it!

### ***MUSCLES!***

Welcome to the gun show!

Yes... He has intense strength, which can be explained by him pushing down a statue from a fortress... While being counter pushed by zombies!

His punch can be, at most times, very lethal. It's recommended to block his fist before it hits the rib-cage! Just be warned: He can break stone walls.

### Bootlegs...

As mentioned before, he can summon bootlegs. What? Bowser has a hidden painting in his toilet's living room!

Some link that leads to his army of bootlegs which isn't to be trusted to anyone new to this page.

## Weaknesses

### Size

His main weakness! His size makes him an easy target for the picking, which allows anyone to wipe him out rather easily!

### Tail

Hand monkeys would like to fidget with this thing! His tail can be grabbed, and then catapult swung into the bombs nearby. This can be combined with other neat moves, as this weakness makes him powerless in the air.

## Trivia

* His personality is a mix from various sources.
	+ He's as mean as he was from SM64, but just as much of a great dad as he was from Sunshine.
	+ He's as lazy as he is in SMG4's videos.
		- In fact, Bowser says that Mario is a nice guy and all, but why he hates him is because Mario's rather unintelligent.
	+ Finally, He likes playing sports. Something he shows in the spin-offs.
* Hilariously, he sometimes sings "Hey, I just met you. But this is crazy! But I'm your father, so join me maybe!"
	+ He sings this, because there is no Darth Vader on The Adventures of Combo.
* Bowser totally bought the BFRTSL off of E-Bay and did NOT kidnap a scientist.

* Bowser can Rickroll people... so be aware of his actions.
* Bowser being called "The Destroyer" is a Terraria Reference, as there's a mechanical worm boss of the same name.