Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2023 Special/Transcript

Transcript for the fanon Season 12 episode Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2023 Special.

## Part 1: 24 hours straight

* *[intro plays, title card appears]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2023 Special!
* *[episode starts with Peter watching SpongeBob on the TV. Specifically, the Band Geeks episode]*
* SPONGEBOB: *[singing on TV]* Sweet victory, yeah!
* PINKALICIOUS: He's been watching TV for the past 12 hours!
* PERRY: Yeah, look at his face! I can believe that.
* PINKALICIOUS: It's probably the 24 hour SpongeBob marathon they're running.
* LIL JJ: *[on TV]* 24 hours straight? Woohoo! I'm ready! I'm ready!
* *[Price is Right losing horn plays. Turns out, this SB marathon was a recording from 2006]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Apparently, it's the "best day ever". *[sarcastically]* Woohoo! So enthusiastic!

## Part 2: Kids Choice Awards 2023

* 1033FOREST: Hey, you like Nickelodeon?
* PETER: Uh huh.
* 1033FOREST: Are you sure you really like it?
* PETER: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
* 1033FOREST: Why don't you vote at the Kids Choice Awards 2023?
* PETER: Okay.
* 1033FOREST: Wait, huh? It's only February? So far we only had one month of 2023. That's enough, that's all we need. With a title like that, you'd think it would be the best of 2023, but we still have 11 more months to go until the next year. This year hasn't progressed far enough to be a best of 2023 for anything.
* PINKALICIOUS: *[heard the announcement]* Sounds great! We gotta head over to Nick.com right now!
* IRIS: I'm coming too! I love the slimy aspect as it's my favorite color!

## Part 3: Your host is none other than...

* PINKALICIOUS: Oh boy, voting starts now, and your host is no other than... hold on, let me play the video. *[plays the video where PrestonPlayz announces the hosts to be Nate Burleson and Charli D'Amelio]* Ooh, they about to drop some slime! We got NFL Slimetime's host, and a TikToker!
* *[it then shows a clip of CBS Mornings' video]*
* NATE BURLESON: *[in video]* You're co-hosting. What are you looking forward to?
* CHARLI D'AMELIO: *[in video]* Oh my goodness, I think I'm looking most forward to seeing everyone get slimed, that's like obviously the highlight of the show.
* NATE BURLESON: *[in video]* Who's on your list of possible targets?
* CHARLI D'AMELIO: *[in video]* I hope my entire family gets slimed because I'm going to bring them there and just watching them would be such a dream for me.
* PINKALICIOUS: At least the audio's much better than it was 4 years ago. Anyways, great reasoning right there!

## Part 4: Favorite kids' TV show

* PINKALICIOUS: All right, we waited long enough, I brought my friends over, let's get to voting. First up, favorite funny TV show. Really? Why is Really Loud House on here?
* IRIS: Yeah, I know! The show only premiered 3 months ago! I'm guessing Nickelodeon bribed to nominate them.
* JASMINE: I've seen that show, and it's nothing like the original Loud House show.
* *[it shows the clip where live action Luan from that show gets a good review for crippling his teacher]*
* JASMINE: Yeah, like this is not funny at all. Why would she get a good review for that?
* *[then it shows the clip where live action Lincoln and Clyde set themselves up on a catapult]*
* LILA: This is very dangerous, especially for a live action show. But maybe Lincoln's live action actor can host a future KCA.
* KENDRA: Fairly Odder is terrible too. For this one, we'll vote for That Girl Lay Lay. I never watched it.
* IRIS: I did, and it's a pretty good show.

## Part 5: All-Time Slimes

* PINKALICIOUS: Let's go look down and see who got slimed back then. Ooh, Justin Bieber did? And MrBeast?
* IRIS: Wow, this show sure made history 11 years ago!
* KENDRA: First person to get into detail on who those people are in the comments gets nothing.
* JASMINE: There's no polls to vote on this time or questions? Oh well, we'll wait for later.

## Part 6: Marketing for past KCAs

* PINKALICIOUS: The marketing for previous KCAs has been weird.
* IRIS: I remember the Cinnamon Toast Crunch one from 2019. Who puts glue in their cereal?
* JASMINE: I was expecting that to be melted marshmallows so it's at least edible. The Nickelodeon channel uploaded this Cinnamon Toast Crunch ASMR. I'm guessing they're sponsored.
* LILA: I don't know what this has to do with the Kids Choice Awards. There's no comments since they were turned off after YouTube's 2020 update, but I can bet that the comments back then were confused.
* KENDRA: This is not their best idea. This is odd.
* IRIS: I always thought you were supposed to put milk in your cereal, not glue.
* *[KCA ad plays]*
* ANNOUNCER: Don't miss the Kids' Choice Awards, live! Hosted by Nate Burleson and Charli D'Amelio! Saturday, March 4 everywhere you find Nickelodeon!

## Part 7: Voting

* PINKALICIOUS: All right, you know what we said four minutes ago? "We waited long enough, it's voting time." Well, I was lying. Okay, the real voting actually starts now.
* *[they get to Favorite Animated Series, and it zooms in on SpongeBob]*
* PETER: SpongeBob! That's the only reason we decided to vote in the Kids Choice Awards! SpongeBob!
* IRIS: As much as this show deserves the credit, I think something else should win for once.
* JASMINE: Let's vote for that. The live action version is terrible anyway.
* *[they put their vote in for Loud House]*
* KENDRA: It's the only time Loud House was gonna appear on the list after Really Loud House, so I guess the rest doesn't matter.
* LILA: You kidding? The rest is just as important. We ain't influencing voters. If we voted for SpongeBob, that would've influenced other voters.
* *[they get to the Favorite Video Game section. Pinkalicious Kart Racers is not there]*
* PINKALICIOUS: When your own game don't make it.
* *[Price is Right fail horn plays again. They click through the rest of the votes until they get to Favorite Animated Movie]*
* KENDRA: I didn't know they made a live action Monster High movie. I didn't see it because I heard it was dry and had no substance.
* *[they put their vote in for Sonic the Hedgehog 2. They click through more votes until they get to Favorite Female Creator and see Charli D'Amelio there. They put their vote in for her older sister Dixie instead. After their voting...]*

## Part 8: Done voting

* PINKALICIOUS: We done! We finally done! We free! Oh wait, we gotta create our badges first. Oh, heck yeah! That's my new desktop wallpaper!
* *[it shows a screenshot of 1033Forest's Windows 11 desktop with a Loud House badge wallpaper]*
* 1033FOREST: *[narrating]* So yeah, it's pretty good. Check out the description and go vote. Hire me, I'm a great swimmer, I'm perfect, your vote matters.