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The Lingo Show: Squidgy's Test Drive

**Episode** | 9

Squidgy's Test Drive is the ninth episode of the seventh season of The Lingo Show.

## Plot

Squidgy needs to drive a car for the race.

## Characters

### Major appearance

* Lingo
* Squidgy
* Bloozles
* Floozles

### Minor appearance

* Wei
* Jargonaise
* Queso
* Lieb
* Blodwen
* Jaadoo
* Kikli
* Dyzio
* Subah
* Ingrid Svenson-Benson
* Bonjour and Au Revoir (Let's Go Luna!)
* StoryBots
* Justin (Justin Time)
* Little Einsteins (with American accents)
* Pinkalicious Pinkerton
* Sarah, Davi and Miguel
* Carmen Mariposa
* Nature Cat
* Lowly Worm (Busytown Mysteries)
* Leo Chockers
* Mert
* Larry
* Jaolita
* Olive (Justin Time)
* The Cat in the Hat (The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!)
* Purple Rooster (Lottie Dottie Chicken)
* Andy Hopper
* Marcello
* Molly Mabray
* Señor Moncarlo Fabuloso
* Petie Heat and Freeze Louise
* Clover
* Nick (The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!)
* Julius Jr.
* Huckle Cat (Busytown Mysteries)
* Honey the Hamster
* Furahi
* Brad Scott
* Buzz and Delete
* Dora Márquez
* Salami Strong
* WordFriends from WordWorld
* Team Doki
* Jackie, Matt and Inez
* Peter Pinkerton
* Amazing Memory Kid
* Luna the Moon
* Sally (The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!)
* Peg and Cat
* The Fearless Shrews
* Hailey, Bailey and Jazz
* Xavier Riddle
* Sparks' Crew
* Yadina Riddle
* Mr. Hockbar
* Lottie Dottie Chicken
* Akili (Akili and Me)
* Ruff Ruffman
* Digit (Cyberchase)
* Ren
* Peep, Chirp and Quack
* Jet Propulsion
* Plum (Plum Landing)

## Trivia

* This is the only episode to feature Lowly Worm, Squidgy, and Leo Chockers at the start.
Excalibur Transparency

The **Excalibur Transparency**, also known as the **Holy Sword of Transparency**, is one of the seven Holy Swords created by the Christian Faction in the Excalibur Project.

It belongs to the Eastern Orthodox Church and is currently wielded by the exorcist Yuliya Tkachuk.

## Summary

The Excalibur Transparency is one of the seven Holy Swords created by the Christian Faction through a combination of advanced thaumaturgy by those who had reached the territory of gods and ancient Edenith technology to create new powerful weapons for the Church after the True Excalibur was returned to the Lady of the Lake.

After its creation, it was given to the Eastern Orthodox Church along with another holy sword bearing the name [Excalibur] - Excalibur Rapidly.

In 20XX, it was "stolen" by the Fallen Angel Kokabiel as part of the Grigori and the Heavenly Council's plans to form a situation in which peace could be established throughout the Three Factions. While being kept by Kokabiel's men, it was partially fused into a singular sword along with other [Excalibur] swords (Nightmare, Mimic, and Rapidly). After the victory was achieved, the exorcist Shidou Irina took it along with other Excalibur fragments back to the Church with her.

When Xenovia Quarta's holy sword Durandal was given back to the Church to be repaired, the Excalibur Transparency, along with 5 other swords bearing the name [Excalibur], was taken back to the Heavenly Forges by the Angels to be reforged into true and powerful Enochian Holy Swords. For reasons unknown, the Seraph Raziel created copies of all the 6 [Excalibur] swords prior to their reforge and fused it with Durandal before sending it back to Xenovia, saying that it was a "gift" from the Angels.

After the Excalibur Nightmare was reforged, it was given to Yuliya Tkachuk, an exorcist of the Eastern Orthodox Church who has shown to possess the suitable values and characteristics to wield the new Holy Sword.

## Appearance

The Excalibur Transparency appears as a rapier-like sword with the hilt made out of Khalkydrai Bronze and is engraved with countless Adamic hieroglyphs. The "blade" of the sword is formed out of pure holy light and is sharp enough to cut through meters-thick concrete with pure ease.

Due to the nature of the blade, it doesn't require a scabbard. When unused, it can transform into a small, yet rather intricate, bronze tattoo of a butterfly upon the wielder's right wrist.

## Trivia

* Despite not knowing about its reforge, Irina was able to notice the "Excalibur Transparency" imbued in Durandal was fake based on her own experience with her own Excalibur.
* Like other Enochian Holy Swords created by the Heavenly Forges, it contains a small amount of heavenly fire belonging to a member of the Heavenly Council.
	+ It, in particular, contains the heavenly fire of the Elder Seraph Sandalphon.
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The Lingo Show: Blodwen's Buggy Best Three

**Written by** | TBA

**Blodwen's Buggy Best Three** is the tenth episode in season 2 of The Lingo Show.

## Plot

Lingo asks Blodwen to choose her favourite three Big Bug Shows. Blodwen chooses her bread balancing and tree-swinging routines, as well as her sausage pole vault act, using the numbers one, two and three in Welsh along the way. Un, dau, tri, go!

## Characters

### Major appearance

* Lingo
* Blodwen
* Bloozles
* Floozles
The Lingo Show: Trampo-Lieb

**Written by** | TBA

**Trampo Lieb** is the seventeenth episode in The Lingo Show and second episode in season 2.

## Plot

Lieb wants to do a trampoline routine and Lingo sends her off to find something to bounce on. On her travels, Lieb uses some new German words.

## Characters

### Major appearance

* Lingo
* Lieb
* Bloozles
* Floozles

### Minor appearance

* Wei
* Jargonaise
* Queso
* Blodwen
* Jaadoo
* Kikli
* Dyzio
* Subah
The Lingo Show: Buzz and Delete

Buzz and Delete are Hacker's henchman (as Season 12 characters in the series) who first appeared in Don't Miss Out.

## Major appearances

* Stories of People
* The Robot Rampage
* Hide and Seek
* Wasting Time
* Buzz and Delete's Buggy Best 3

## Trivia

* In the Big Bug Show game, they appear as Season 2 characters, while Buzz is voiced by Len Carlson.
Excalibur Blessing

The **Excalibur Blessing**, also known as the **Holy Sword of Blessing**, is one of the seven Holy Swords created by the Christian Faction in the Excalibur Project.

It blongs to the Catholic Church and is currently wielded by the exorcist Francis Prelati.

## Summary

The Excalibur Blessing is one of the seven Holy Swords created by the Christian Faction through a combination of advanced thaumaturgy by those who had reached the territory of gods and ancient Edenith technology to create new powerful weapons for the Church after the True Excalibur was returned to the Lady of the Lake.

After its creation, it was given to the Catholic Church along with another holy sword bearing the name [Excalibur] - the Excalibur Destruction.

When Xenovia Quarta's holy sword Durandal was given back to the Church to be repaired, the Excalibur Blessing, along with 5 other swords bearing the name [Excalibur], was taken back to the Heavenly Forges by the Angels to be reforged into true and powerful Enochian Holy Swords. For reasons unknown, the Seraph Raziel created copies of all the 6 [Excalibur] swords prior to their reforge and fused it with Durandal before sending it back to Xenovia, saying that it was a "gift" from the Angels.

After the Excalibur Blessing was reforged, it was given to Francis Prelati, an exorcist of the Vatican who has shown to possess the suitable values and characteristics to wield the new Holy Sword.

## Appearance

The Excalibur Blessing appears as a majestic longsword made out of the finest Rephaite Gold, which glitters with such elegance and purity unlike anything on Earth. The crossguard is shaped like a small set of wings and has a small triangle-like plate with three gems embedded on it, with lines in Adamic hieroglyphs etched around it.

Prior to its reforge, it appeared as a longsword with a golden guard that curved forward and the base of the blade curved inward. It had a green plant stem with leaf petals designed engraved along the blade.

The scabbard for Excalibur Blessing is made out of silver and embedded with priceless gems, with the base of the scabbard forming a cross. When unused, it can be transformed into a golden brooch of a snake biting its own tail, the eyes of which are glowing emeralds.

## Trivia

* It's the only Holy Sword that required the wielder to be a faithful follower of one of the Abrahamic religions.
* Despite not knowing about its reforge, Irina was able to notice the "Excalibur Blessing" imbued in Durandal was fake based on experience with her own Excalibur.
* Like other Enochian Holy Swords created by the Heavenly Forges, it contains a small amount of heavenly fire belonging to a member of the Heavenly Council.
	+ It, in particular, contains the heavenly fire of the Elder Seraph Metatron.
* It is rumored that wielders of the sword can directly speak to the God residing inside the True Longinus.
The Lingo Show: Don't Miss Out

**Episode** | 1

Don't Miss Out is the first episode of the fourth season of The Lingo Show.

## Plot

The children choose Ingrid Svenson-Benson, who speaks Swedish for the Big Bug Show. She finds some Swedish words for her performance.

## Characters

### Major appearance

* Lingo
* Ingrid Svenson-Benson
* Bloozles
* Floozles

### Minor appearance

* Wei
* Jargonaise
* Queso
* Lieb
* Blodwen
* Jaadoo
* Kikli
* Dyzio
* Subah
* Bonjour and Au Revoir (Let's Go Luna!)
* StoryBots
* Justin (Justin Time)
* Little Einsteins (with American accents)
* Pinkalicious Pinkerton
* Sarah, Davi and Miguel
* Carmen Mariposa
* Nature Cat
* Lowly Worm (Busytown Mysteries)
* Squidgy
* Leo Chockers
* Mert
* Larry
* Jaolita
* Olive (Justin Time)
* The Cat in the Hat (The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!)
* Purple Rooster (Lottie Dottie Chicken)
* Andy Hopper
* Marcello
* Molly Mabray
* Señor Moncarlo Fabuloso
* Petie Heat and Freeze Louise
* Clover
* Nick (The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!)
* Julius Jr.
* Huckle Cat (Busytown Mysteries)
* Honey the Hamster
* Furahi
* Brad Scott
* Buzz and Delete
* Dora Márquez
* Salami Strong
* WordFriends from WordWorld
* Team Doki
* Jackie, Matt and Inez
* Peter Pinkerton
* Amazing Memory Kid
* Luna the Moon
* Sally (The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!)
* Peg and Cat
* The Fearless Shrews
* Hailey, Bailey and Jazz
* Xavier Riddle
* Sparks' Crew
* Yadina Riddle
* Mr. Hockbar
* Lottie Dottie Chicken
* Akili (Akili and Me)
* Ruff Ruffman
* Digit (Cyberchase)
* Ren
* Peep, Chirp and Quack
* Jet Propulsion
* Plum (Plum Landing)

## Trivia

* This episode marks the debut of new members of the Big Bug Show.
Excalibur Destruction

The **Excalibur Destruction**, also known as the **Holy Sword of Destruction**, is one of the seven Holy Swords created by the Christian Faction in the Excalibur Project.

It belongs to the Catholic Church and is currently wielded by the exorcist Eleanor Richards.

## Summary

The Excalibur Destruction is one of the seven Holy Swords created by the Christian Faction through a combination of advanced thaumaturgy by those who had reached the territory of gods and ancient Edenith technology to create new powerful weapons for the Church after the True Excalibur was returned to the Lady of the Lake.

After its creation, it was given to the Catholic Church along with another holy sword bearing the name [Excalibur] - the Excalibur Blessing.

In 20XX, when news of the other Excalibur swords were "stolen" by Kokabiel, it was temporarily lent to Xenovia Quarta to retrieve the three stolen holy swords from the Fallen Angel and his men. After being reincarnated into a Devil, Xenovia returned the sword to the Church, handing it to Shidou Irina who took the Excalibur Destruction along with other Excalibur fragments back to the Church with her.

When Xenovia's holy sword Durandal was given back to the Church to be repaired, the Excalibur Destruction, along with 5 other swords bearing the name [Excalibur], was taken back to the Heavenly Forges by the Angels to be reforged into true and powerful Enochian Holy Swords. For reasons unknown, the Seraph Raziel created copies of all the 6 [Excalibur] swords prior to their reforge and fused it with Durandal before sending it back to Xenovia, saying that it was a "gift" from the Angels.

After the Excalibur Destruction was reforged, it was given to Eleanor Richards, an exorcist of the Vatican who has shown to possess the suitable values and characteristics to wield the new Holy Sword.

## Appearance

The Excalibur Destruction appears as a Roman *gladius*, with an ornate hilt and a pommel resembling that of a blooming lotus flower. The guard is made out of pure gold, embedded with priceless blood-red gemstones, and is in the shape of a fearsome lion. The blade is around 50 cm long and is engraved with golden lines, which are in fact lines of Adamic hieroglyphs etched onto the blade.

Prior to its reforge, it appeared as a two-handed sword, and contains an axe-like guard and a second grip with a chain-like form connecting the guard with the blade, with the blade itself being huge and long that ends with 3 points.

The scabbard for Excalibur Destruction is made out of gold and blood-red leather, which resembles living flames when placed underneath sunlight. When unused, it can be transformed into a golden, two-headed eagle brooch.

## Trivia

* Despite not knowing about its reforge, Irina was able to notice the "Excalibur Destruction" imbued in Durandal was fake based on experience with her own Excalibur.
* Like other Enochian Holy Swords created by the Heavenly Forges, it contains a small amount of heavenly fire belonging to a member of the Heavenly Council.
	+ It, in particular, contains the heavenly fire of the Elder Seraph Kamael.
The Lingo Show: Señor Moncarlo Fabuloso

Señor Moncarlo Fabuloso is a Catalan-speaking flamingo ringmaster who first appeared in Don't Miss Out.

## Appearance

Señor Fabuloso is a pink flamingo. He has a red top hat with a yellow ribbon on it. He has a handlebar mustache and wears a red tuxedo with a yellow bowtie.

## Lingofacts

* Meaning of name: Mr. Fabulous
* Favourite color: Rosa - Pink
* Favourite food: Mongetes - Beans
* Hello: Hola

## Major appearances

* Fabuloso's New Tricks
* Healty Food, Unhealthy Fabuloso
* Pretty in Pink
* Good and Bad Manners
* Fabuloso's Buggy Best 3
Meesha Contreras

**Meesha Contreras** is a Canadian voice actor who provides the voice of Tyler in *TylerTales: All Humans Go!*.

## Voices

### US

* Tyler
* Mr. Bentley
* Dr. Holyfield

## Filmography

Films
* TylerTales: Race for the Aberdale Cup (*2021*)

Television
* Creative Galaxy (*2016-2019*)
* PAW Patrol (*2018-2019*)
* Blue's Clues & You (*2020-present*)
* Mighty Express (*2020-present*)
* TylerTales: All Humans Go! (*2021-present*)
The Lingo Show: Lowly Worm (Busytown Mysteries)

Lowly Worm is a worm from Busytown who first appeared in Don't Miss Out.

## Appearance

* He wears a green Tyrolean hat, a red shoe on the end of its tail, a blue and green tube on his body (intended to resemble a sleeveless shirt and one-legged trousers) and has a red bow tie.

## Major appearances

* Amazing Acts
* Finders Keepers, Losers Sweepers
* To the Moon
* Home Sweet Home
* Lowly Worm's Buggy Best 3
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Karl Rove

Karl Rove is, well, we don't know what job he has, neither does he.

## Personality

Karl is kind, well mannered, and thoughtful of others. He also has anxiety, and is prone to having outbursts due to that. At the State Dinner, he was running late, and almost had a meltdown thinking he wouldn't get there in time for the introductions of the cabinet members. Fortunately, he wasn't late, and none of the cabinet members were introduced.

## Appearance

Karl stands six foot three and a half, has glasses, and has very short brown hair. As described by George W. Bush, (mainly in a sexual sense) he has big legs.
Condoleezza Rice

**Condoleezza 'Condi' Rice** is the current Secretary of State in We Have A Whore For A President

## Condoleezza Rice

### Aliases

* Condi
* Secretary Worker Bee (Donald Rumsfeld)

## History

Condoleezza Rice was born on November 14, in Birmingham, Alabama, It is unknown what her middle name is, or if she has one. She was born to strict unnamed parents who forced her into music and arts. By age two, she knew how to play piano.

She moved to Denver, Colorado when she was a teenager.

## Personality

She is known to get in there, and do her job, much like Cheney, but is less intimidating. She is usually the voice of reason amongst the members of Condi and her Crew.

## Appearance

Condoleezza stand five foot ten, has short black hair and brown eyes, and usually wears blazers with a skirt. She also has a gap in between her front teeth, which she's mildly insecure of.

## Talents/Musical Abilities

Condi is very articulate when it comes to music. Though melancholy about it, she was thrown into the music world and by the age of two, she was able to play the piano. Other instruments she knows how to play are violin, drums, bass guitar, saxophone, and trombone. She also knows French, Spanish, and is able to figure skate.

First shown in Adjusting, she is able to draw extremely well, starting with a sketch of the members in the room. In Leading To War, she drew Colin Powell and Ari Fleischer while they were giving speeches simultaneously.

## Trivia

* She is the first African American, and the first woman to hold the office of Secretary of State.
* She knew how to play piano by the age of two
* It's debatable (on her account), what her actual middle name is.
Path To Progress (Year Three, Part Five)

**Path To Progress** or **Year Three, Part Five** (stylized in lowercase) is the fifth chapter of year three and the twentieth chapter overall in We Have A Whore For A President.

## Appearances

George W. Bush

Laura Bush

Dick Cheney

Condoleezza Rice

Donald Rumsfeld

Karl Rove

Colin Powell

Ari Fleischer

Scooter Libby

Pierce Bush

Jenna Bush
Pierce Bush's Relationships

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## Family

### George W. Bush

George is Pierce's father. Pierce and her father usually argue whenever they are near each other.

### Jenna Bush

Jenna is Pierce's older twin sister by twenty-four minutes. They are prone to argue whenever they're around each other, much like their father with his brothers. However, the two have more constructed arguments. She was the first person Pierce told about her political stance. Jenna dismissed her sister's claims of war and claimed her to be nosey.

### Bill Clinton

Bill is Pierce's godfather. Bill adopted her after a night out at the gas station. Much like her uncles, Bill always welcomes Pierce to his home whenever.

### Chelsea Clinton

Chelsea is Pierce's god-sister. Pierce once was excited to visit Bill and Hillary knowing that she was there.

## Administration/Personnel Staff

### Condoleezza Rice

Rice first saw Pierce wearing an oversized Slipknot shirt, which reminded her of her younger self. That Christmas, she gifted Pierce old cassettes of various grunge bands.
Jeb Bush

**John Ellis Bush**, commonly referred to as **Jeb**, is the youngest brother of George W. Bush, the youngest son of George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush, and the current governor of Florida.

## Jeb Bush

### Relatives

* Columba Bush (wife)
* George P. Bush (son)
* Noelle Bush (daughter)
* Jeb Bush Jr. (son)
* George H. W. Bush (father)
* Barbara Bush (mother)
* George W. Bush (brother)
* Marvin Bush (brother)
* Dorothy Bush (sister)
* Laura Bush (sister in law)
* Jenna Bush (niece)
* Pierce Bush (niece)

## Appearances

### Debut

The Second State Of The Union (Year Three, Part One) (physical appearance)

## History

Jeb Bush is the last child and youngest son of George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush, born on February 11, 1953. During his childhood, he was notably more fit than the rest of his siblings, although being the youngest. It is said by his parents that he and his other brother, Neil, used to get into physical altercations frequently. This may or may not have gotten him as fit as he was to defend himself.

## Personality

Jeb is described by multiple people as "not that smart" when it comes to his intelligence. He, just like the rest of his siblings, is willing to do anything for his nieces, Pierce and Jenna, despite how much it will anger George.

Jeb is also smitten and a nervous wreck around his wife Columba, despite being married to her for nearly twenty years.

## State Dinner

In State Dinner, Jeb is briefly brought up by his father to further elaborate on how wild Neil was during his youth. He mentions how Neil would constantly fight him. His mother defends this by saying, "He needed to man up."

## The Second State Of The Union

Upon hearing that Pierce broke her arm, he rushed to the hospital to see her. George was angry upon his arrival, but this didn't deter him from staying.

## Path To Progress

Jeb, along with his father and older brother Marvin show up spontaneously at the White House to golf. He plays a few rounds of golf before throwing his club on the ground and running inside. While inside, he calls his sister Dorothy and gives a recap of what happened. He ends the message by saying he misses her and to tell her children he said hi.

## Trivia

* According to Noelle, he doesn't season his food properly.
* He played the most sports when he was in school out of the family.
Donald Rumsfeld's Relationships

## Administration/Personnel Staff

### George W. Bush

Rumsfield and Bush have a pretty good relationship, or so people think. Rumsfield is secretly very manipulative towards the younger Bush, comparing him to his father.

### Dick Cheney

Rumsfeld and Cheney get along over talking down about other members of the cabinet and personnel. Their relationship is revealed to be sexual, when after the fight with Colin, Cheney attempted to flirt with him, much to his disliking.

### Condoleezza Rice

During the first year of his time on the administration, Rumsfeld was the only one that took time to get to know Condi. He admired her art, and gave the similarities between themselves as ice breakers. Later on, he greets her as "Secretary Worker Bee", and says she has two weeks to prepare for a trip to the Middle East about the possibility of another war. She asks multiple questions about it until he begins to get visibly frustrated.

### Colin Powell

In Year Two: Epilogue, Rumsfeld and Colin got into an argument about invading Iraq. Colin pointed out that Iraq was an unprovoked country, most notably Condoleezza Rice was still in the Middle East when the initial thought was brought up. Rumsfeld called Colin "chickenshit." They went back and forth more until Colin slapped him, before punching him. The two have made no effort in apologizing to one another.
Jeb Bush's Relationships

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## Family

### Columba Bush

Columba is Jeb's wife. He met her while he was teaching an English language class when he was 17. The two quickly fell in love and married two weeks after his 22nd birthday. The two went on to have three children: George Prescott, Noelle, and Jeb Jr.

### Neil Bush

Neil is Jeb's older brother. Its been described by their parents that during childhood, they used to get into fights, most of them being physical. Some would result in one getting seriously injured. However, when Jeb began to become more physically active, he would begin to injure Neil more. There have been multiple times where Jeb has given him a broken/bloody nose. It is unclear if the two have made up, or what the source of their fighting is.
Pierce Bush

> "This is Pierce, by the way..." - her well-known phrase while on the phone
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**Barbara Pierce Bush,** now known as **Pierce Bush** is the younger daughter of George W. Bush and Laura Bushand is the twin sister of Jenna.

## Pierce Bush

### Aliases

* Pierce
* Pierce M.
* Pierce M. Bush
* PB
* PB and J

### Relatives

* George W. Bush (father)
* Laura Bush (mother)
* Jenna Bush (twin-sister)
* George H. W. Bush (grandfather)
* Barbara Bush (grandmother)
* Neil Bush (uncle)
* Marvin Bush (uncle)
* Dorothy Bush (aunt)
* Jeb Bush (uncle)
* Columba Bush (aunt)
* George P. Bush (cousin)
* Noelle Bush (cousin)
* Jeb Bush Jr. (cousin)

### Occupation

* Whole Foods Market
* Student at Yale University (formerly)

## Childhood

Born exactly twenty-four minutes after her twin sister, Barbara Pierce Bush always lived in the shadow of older twin Jenna.

## Personality

Pierce is dark, crude, and brute. She enjoys the band Slipknot and likes to draw. She spends most of her time shut up in her room in the dark listening to her music. Her sister describes her as being an angry person all the time. To add to that, she has strained relationships with many members of her family, excluding her uncles Neil and Jeb, and aunt Dorothy.

## Appearance

Pierce has dark black hair and a slit in her right eyebrow. She usually wears hoodies and long pants and always conceals herself. Year Three, Part Six was the first chapter she had exposed arms from wearing a short-sleeved shirt.

## Trivia

* Her hair is dyed black.
* There is a slit in her right eyebrow due to her shaving it in one spot.
* She is named after her grandmother Barbara Bush.
* She, along with her sister were born five weeks premature.
* Despite Pierce being compared to Neil, Pierce actually bears the most resemblance to Marvin.
* Upon dating Craig Coyne, both of their first and last initial are the same letter. (Example, Craig Coyne, Barbara Bush)
The Second State Of The Union (Year Three, Part One)

**The Second State Of The Union** or **Year Three, Part One** (stylized in lowercase) is the first chapter in year three and the sixteenth chapter overall of We Have A Whore For A President

## Synopsis

The State of the Union is delivered as Condi and her crew makes their comeback.

## Plot

Condi writes a letter Karl telling her happy new year, though she thinks it would already be 2003 by the time he receives it. She asks him in the letter if Rumsfeld has told anyone about the war, and it be from his own mouth, and if Bush had said anything. She ends the letter saying she never wanted so badly to be back home for work, and says she believes in him and for him to do his best.

Bill Clinton called George the night before explaining that Pierce was being taken care of, but never actually talked to Pierce. He thinks about how excited she was to see Chelsea, and it was a good idea for them to hang out. He then begins thinking that Bill is more of a father figure than himself, and that Pierce wanted to go there to get away from him.

Condi gets another letter, but it isn't from Karl, it's from Pierce. The letter thanks her for the Christmas gifts, explains how Bill and Hillary Clinton are her godparents, and ends it by saying for Condi to tell George that herself and the Press Secretary that they need a raise.

Condi calls Ari and surprises him. Ari ends it by exclaiming, "love you from the moon and back!".

## Appearances

George W. Bush

Dick Cheney

Laura Bush

Karl Rove

Condoleezza Rice

Donald Rumsfeld

Ari Fleischer

Kevin Martin

Tony Blair

Pierce Bush

Neil Bush

Jeb Bush

Bill Clinton (debut)

Hillary Clinton

Chelsea Clinton (debut)

## Notes Made By Author

Top: "i want everyone to know that i really do hate how lame year one is (for instance, how short the chapters are, and how literally nothing happens) the thing is, im not going back and changing it. however! years three and four (and hopefully the rest of this) will make up for it! hoping for longer chapters, more drama, and more sex, because some people actually like that."

Bottom: "bro if you don't get the great comet of 1812 reference in here....
also, hint hint, justin's party is based on the happier than ever release party
another also, the september dossier will be needed in the future, look it up if you want"
Laura Bush

**Laura Welch Bush** is the current First Lady of the United States in We Have A Whore For A President.

## Laura Bush

### Relatives

* George W. Bush (husband)
* Jenna Bush (daughter)
* Pierce Bush (daughter)
* George H. W. Bush (father-in-law)
* Barbara Bush (mother-in-law)
* Neil Bush (brother-in-law)
* Marvin Bush (brother-in-law)
* Dorothy Bush (sister-in-law)
* Jeb Bush (brother-in-law)
* George P. Bush (nephew)
* Noelle Bush (niece)
* Jeb Bush Jr. (nephew)

### Occupation

First Lady of the United StatesBookeeper (formerly)

## History

Laura Lane Welch was born on November 4, 1946 in Houston, Texas.

## Personality

Laura is bright and bubbly, always having a positive attitude. However, this can be tested. She had a breakdown at a school upon realizing her children were alone during the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

She finds it difficult to control her sexual urges with whomever she is intimate with. This is shown primarily with her husband. She is entirely aware that she has the power to manipulate him with sex in order to get what she wants. This is the complete opposite with Justin Trudeau, as she will throw herself, literally and figuratively, at him for her sexual desires.

## Trivia

* She originally wanted to be a doctor
* She is an only child
* Given that she was an only child, Neil and the siblings made sure to make her feel appreciated.
* She named Jenna after her mother.
Al Gore

**Albert Arnold "Al" Gore** **Jr.** is a former Vice President of the United States. He was also the democratic nominee for president in the 2000 United States presidential election, which he lost to George W. Bush.

## Al Gore

### Occupation

Vice President of the United States (formerly)

## Appearance

Al Gore has brown hair, and usually wears suits with red ties. During the Clinton administration, both he and Bill Clinton went on frequent jogs, which contributed greatly to his appearance. It has been described that along with Bill Clinton, had very nice looking thighs. After the election, Gore gained weight, but quickly lost it.

## Prologue

In the first chapter, Gore is described as a "punk ass" and "bitch" by the internal thoughts of George W. Bush.
Tony Blair

**Anthony Charles Lynton "Tony"** **Blair** is the current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in We Have A Whore For A President.

## Tony Blair

### Aliases

* Tone (George W. Bush)
* Dadda (Leo Blair)

### Relatives

* Cherie Blair (wife)
* Euan Blair (son)
* Nicky Blair (son)
* Kathryn Blair (daughter)
* Leo Blair (son)

## Appearances

### Debut

Adjusting (Year One, Part One) (mentioned)Camp David (Year One, Part Two) (physical appearance)

## Personality

Blair is extremely kind, and willing to help anyone when he can. Blair was the only one who opted to help Bush and the United States with what became the invasion and eventual war with Iraq. He is also very attentive when it comes to his youngest son, Leo.

## Appearance

Tony Blair stands six feet tall, has brown eyes and brown hair. He usually wears black or gray suits with corresponding ties.
Dick Cheney

**Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney** is the current sitting Vice President of the United States.

## Dick Cheney

### Relatives

* Lynne Cheney (wife)
* Liz Cheney (daughter)
* Mary Cheney (daughter)

### Occupation

* Vice President of the United States
* Secretary of Defense (formerly)
* House Minority Whip (formerly
* White House Chief of Staff (formerly)
* White House Deputy Chief of Staff (formerly)

## History

Dick Cheney was born on January 30, 1941.

## Personality

Cheney is a silent and mysterious individual, similar to Vladimir Putin. Bush fears him more when he doesn't speak to him.
Condi And Her Crew

**Condi And Her Crew** are the only rational thinking group in the White House. The group has regular outings.

## Overview

The group is unofficial, but are usually attributed to one another. They go on regular outings, such as to dinner, and having lunch in the White House Mess. No member is seen without the other. Condi is most seen with Karl, Colin is most seen with Ari or Condi, and Kevin is seen most with Scooter Libby, though he is an honorary member.

## Honorary Members

### Scooter Libby

Scooter Libby is in this category because he always carpools with Kevin to their outings, and only started doing so on New Year's Eve of 2002
Daisy Terrew

### Inna rodzina

Bellatriks Lestrange (ciotka), Rudolf Lestrange (wujek), Rabastan Lestrange (wujek)

**Daisy Terrew**- (ur. 4 grudzień 1977, Londyn, Anglia). Była czarownicą czystej krwi i jedynym dzieckiem Catherine Terrew (zd. Lastrange) i Williama Terrewa. Uczęszczała do szkoły Magii i Czarodziejstwa w Hogwarcie, została przydzielona do Slytherinu. W czasach 1989-? zaprzyjaźniła się z Melissą Hughes i Elizą Werner.

### Wygląd

Daisy odznaczała się czarnymi jak onyks oczami i prostymi, blond włosami. Zawsze była pewna siebie na temat wyglądu i uważała się za piękną. Była średniego wzrostu.

### Wczesne życie

Daisy urodziła się jako jedyne dziecko Catherine Terrew (zd. Lastrange) i Williama Terrewa.

W dzieciństwie odczuwała wielką presję ze strony matki. Od zawsze chciała dostać się do Slytherinu. Od wczesnych lat życia uprawiała gimnastykę.
Condoleezza Rice's Relationships

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## Family

### Unnamed Parents

Condi's parents, who haven't made a physical appearance or been mentioned by name threw her into the music world as soon as she was born. On her account, by the age of two, she was able to play piano. Her parents are also secretive about her identity, having never revealed her true middle name.

## Administration/Personnel Staff

### Karl Rove

Karl is Condi's boyfriend. The two officially began dating in Path To Progress

### Dick Cheney

Cheney doesn't take a liking to hardly anyone, but the one who gets its the most is Condi. Their first interaction by themselves was in Year One: Epilogue, where Cheney asked her did she "have the hots for the president". She returned his answer by laughing hysterically.

### Donald Rumsfeld

Rumsfeld and Rice became close friends in the aftermath of 9/11, bonding over the similarities in her name. It at first made Condi nervous at how he knew things about her childhood. For instance, when he began elaborating on the fact of her musical abilities, and how it was strange she knew how to play all of the instruments she did at a young age. Rumsfeld gave her the nickname "Secretary Worker Bee" due to her relentless working efforts during the early stages of planning for the upcoming war. Their relationship is put under strain when the news of the fight between Rumsfeld and Colin is reported back to her.

### Colin Powell

Given how the two are the only black individuals in Bush's administration, the two are able to relate to each other on anything. Condi usually helps control Colin's urge to swing on Rumsfeld whenever he calls him out of his name.

### Ari Fleischer

Condi and Ari have been good friends since her recruitment for the administration. They both believe that the other could do their job effortlessly. The two became close after Condi's trip to the Middle East, where he was the first to greet her when she stepped off the plane. Ari gave a statement on her behalf to the press (given he's the Press Secretary)

### Kevin Martin

Much like everyone else. Condi treats Kevin Martin like a little brother, much to his annoyance.

## World Leaders

### Tony Blair

Tony, in a positive way, was at a loss for words when he first saw her. He stated several times that many of the things she did were major accomplishments. She was shocked when he kissed her hand, but took it as a traditional British custom.

## Others

### Pierce Bush

Pierce is first seen by Condi in Year One, Part Five, while she and her sister are hanging up Christmas ornaments. Pierce had on a Slipknot shirt with baggy basketball-looking shorts, with her hair in a ponytail, a style that Condi once had when she was her age. On Christmas Day, there was a present under their tree from her. It was a small box with Slipknot, Nirvana, Weezer, System Of A Down, and Alice In Chains cassettes and a note that read:

*"Rock on girl! You have an amazing taste in music. Merry Christmas, from Ms. Rice."*
Camp David Part II (Year One, Part Three)

**Camp David Part II** or **Year Three, Part Three** (stylized in lowercase) is the fifth chapter in We Have A Whore For A President.

## Synopsis

Bush comes back from Camp David with an array of feelings and an angry Dick Cheney

## Plot

Bush and Blair are collectively having fun at camp. On the last night, George invites Tony to his cabin where they both admire the scenery.

Tony asks about life in the White House, George says it's going well and that his family loves it. He calls him a family man, then he begins talking about his daughters.

Tony has a talk with George about their children. George opens up about how his kids have felt ever since moving into the White House, mainly referencing Pierce, but never says her name. Tony reveals that he has four children, the fourth being born last year, and that his oldest children always fight. He also tells George that his children, much like Tony's will adapt to their new life, and will learn to like it.

## Appearances

George W. Bush

Laura Bush

Tony Blair

Dick Cheney

Pierce Bush

Jenna Bush

## Notes Made By Author

Bottom: "the next chapter is going to be about 9/11, and it might take a while bc so much stuff happened that month and for the rest of that year. another indication that year one is going to be long, but stick with me!"
Jenna Bush

Jenna Bush is the eldest daughter by twenty four minutes of George W. Bush and Laura Bush, and is the twin sister of Pierce

## Jenna Bush

### Aliases

* Jennabee
* PB and J
* Jenny
* Jen Jen

### Relatives

* George W. Bush (father)
* Laura Bush (mother)
* Pierce Bush (twin-sister)
* George H. W. Bush (grandfather)
* Barbara Bush (grandmother)
* Neil Bush (uncle)
* Marvin Bush (uncle)
* Dorothy Bush (aunt)
* Jeb Bush (uncle)

## Childhood

Jenna recalls her childhood being happy, one of the things that made it so happy was her visiting her grandparents.

## Relationships

### Pierce Bush

Pierce is Jenna's younger twin sister by twenty four minutes. It's implied that her and Pierce have a rocky relationship before the story starts, but gradually got worse when their father became president.
Craig Coyne

**Craig Coyne** is a member of Undaunted Division, and the boyfriend of Pierce Bush.

## Craig Coyne

### Aliases

* Cody
* Paul McCartney

### Occupation

* Student
* Stocker at Whole Foods Market
* Member of Undaunted Division

## History

Craig Monroe Coyne was born on May 30, 1982 in Jacksonville, Tennessee.

## Appearance

Craig's most notable feature is his hair that stops at his shoulders. When he is working in a hot environment, he will pull his hair back in a bun. He has blue eyes and usually wears khakis or blue jeans. Many say he bears a resemblance to Paul McCartney.
Noelle Bush

**Noelle Lucila Bush** is the second child of Jeb Bush and Columba Bush. She is the third granddaughter of George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush.

## Noelle Bush

### Relatives

* Jeb Bush (father)
* Columba Bush (mother)
* George P. Bush (brother)
* Jeb Bush Jr. (brother)
* George H. W. Bush (grandfather)
* Barbara Bush (grandmother)
* George W. Bush (uncle)
* Laura Bush (aunt)
* Neil Bush (uncle)
* Marvin Bush (uncle)
* Dorothy Bush (aunt)
* Jenna Bush (cousin)
* Pierce Bush (cousin)

## Appearances

### Debut

The 29th G8 Summit (Year Three, Part Four)

## Personality

Noelle is a spunky, no filter, and high-attitude middle child of the Jeb Bush family. She says what is on her mind at every given moment, which can lead to her getting into arguments.
Donald Rumsfeld

Donald Rumsfeld is the current sitting Secretary of Defense in We Have A Whore For A President.

## History

Rumsfeld has had a life long career in politics, having worked with Gerald Ford and George H.W Bush during their respective presidencies, and having been Secretary of Defense during the Ford presidency. He has worked with Dick Cheney in having George W. Bush elected, and now serves as the current Secretary of Defense.

## Personality

Rumsfeld is calm and quick witted, but is prone to having outbursts depending on a certain subject. He has yelled at Kevin Martin over invading Iraq, he has gotten into a fight with Colin Powell over invading Iraq, and has manipulated George into invading Iraq. Other than that, he is a very calm and reasonable person.

## Relationships

### Condoleezza Rice

During the first year of his time on the administration, Rumsfeld was the only one that took time to get to know Condi. He admired her art, and gave the similarities between themselves as ice breakers. Later on, he greets her as "Secretary Worker Bee", and says she has two weeks to prepare for a trip to the Middle East about the possibility of another war she begins asking multiple questions about it until he begins to get visibly frustrated.

### Colin Powell

In Year Two: Epilogue, Rumsfeld and Colin got into an argument about invading Iraq. Colin pointed out that Iraq was an unprovoked country, most notably Condoleezza Rice was still in the Middle East when the initial thought was brought up. Rumsfeld called Colin "chickenshit." They went back and forth more until Colin got up to leave, but came back around to slap him. A fight broke out between the two until Dick Cheney held Rumsfeld back.
George P. Bush

**George Prescott Bush** is the first son of Jeb Bush and Columba Bush. He is a nephew of George W. Bush and the first grandson of George H.W. Bush and Barbara Bush.

## George P. Bush

### Relatives

* Jeb Bush (father)
* Columba Bush (mother)
* Noelle Bush (sister)
* Jeb Bush Jr. (brother)
* George H. W. Bush (grandfather)
* Barbara Bush (grandmother)
* George W. Bush (uncle)
* Laura Bush (aunt)
* Neil Bush (uncle)
* Marvin Bush (uncle)
* Dorothy Bush (aunt)
* Jenna Bush (cousin)
* Pierce Bush (cousin)

## Appearances

### Debut

The 29th G8 Summit (Year Three, Part Four)

## History

George Prescott Bush was born on April 24, 1980 in Houston, Texas.

## Personality

George Prescott is well-mannered, thoughtful, and intelligent. As a young adult, he is almost finished with college.

## Birthdate Revelation

During Thanksgiving of 2005, Pierce revealed that George Prescott wasn't twenty-one years old, and that he was twenty-five, making him the eldest grandchild instead of Pierce and Jenna. He and the rest of the table are confused as to what she is talking about. To prove herself, she shows a photo of herself, Jenna, and George Prescott when they were younger. The photo showed George Prescott holding an infant Pierce with infant Jenna laid on the floor next to them. The photo is dated April 23, 1983, which makes it impossible for him to be in the photo since he wouldn't have been born. The reason as to why he was led to believe that he was four years younger than he was is unsure. Barbara implied that she didn't want her first grandchild to be from Jeb, preferring it would be from George. It is also implied that she disregarded his existence because he is half Mexican.

## Trivia

* It is widely speculated that Barbara brainwashed George Prescott into thinking he was younger than he was.
Columba Bush

**Columba Garnica Bush** (nee **Gallo**) is the wife of governor Jeb Bush and mother of George, Noelle, and Jeb Jr.

## Columba Bush

### Relatives

* Jeb Bush (husband)
* George P. Bush (son)
* Noelle Bush (daughter)
* Jeb Bush Jr. (son)
* George H. W. Bush (father-in-law)
* Barbara Bush (mother-in-law)
* George W. Bush (brother-in-law)
* Marvin Bush (brother-in-law)
* Dorothy Bush (sister-in-law)
* Laura Bush (sister-in-law)
* Jenna Bush (niece)
* Pierce Bush (niece)

## Appearances

### Debut

Leading To War (Year Three, Part Two) (mentioned)The 29th G8 Summit (Year Three, Part Four) (physical appearance)

## History

Columba Gallo was born on August 17, 1953 in Leon, Mexico. She met Jeb Bush while he was teaching an English language class in the country when she was 16 and he was 17. They married and have three children: George Prescott, Noelle, and Jeb Jr.
George W. Bush's Relationships

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This page is for all the relationships of president George W. Bush

### Pierce Bush

Pierce is Bush's younger twin daughter. The two often have disputes, whether it be about Pierce's appearance, or the comparisons to her sister.

### Jeb Bush

Jeb is Bush's youngest brother. The two are the only children to enter politics, because of this, they argue every time they are around each other about their political standing. Bush accuses Jeb of copying him, as Jeb is currently the governor of a state, albeit not Texas. Whenever they are in contact, they adress each other by their middle names, as a sign of disrespect.

> "John Ellis."
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> "Hm. George W. I want to take Pierce out on a trip."
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## Administration/Personnel Staff

### Ari Fleischer

Fleischer is Bush's press secretary. Though the two have never conversed on their own, his opinion on him is greatly influenced by Cheney and Rumsfeld, who constantly talk down about him and his work ethic.

## World Leaders

### Tony Blair

Blair is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and the first friend he made during his presidency. Blair is also the first man he was attracted to romantically.

### Justin Trudeau

Trudeau is the Prime Minister of Canada. He initially was mad at him for dancing with his wife, but became more tolerant of him while watching the intense coverage of him. Bush was finally attracted to him when he saw the celebration for his 27th birthday party. He keeps magazines he's featured in, and his official photos in a drawer in his desk.

### Ursula von der Leyen

von der Leyen is the president of the European Union, and the first woman other than his wife whom he was attracted to. Just like Trudeau, Bush keeps magazines that feature her in a drawer in his desk, though he has more of her than Trudeau.
Bill Clinton (Year Two, Part One)

*Bill Clinton (disambiguation)*

**Bill Clinton** or **Year Two, Part One** (stylized in lowercase) is the ninth chapter overall and the first chapter of year two in We Have A Whore For A President.

## Synopsis

Bill Clinton comes back for a visit to the White House as the State of the Union and Vladimir Putin around comes around the corner
We Have A Whore For A President Wiki

**Welcome to the WHAWFAP Wiki!**
Wiki for the ongoing fanfiction, 'We Have A Whore For A President', written by the AO3 user primuswhore.

## About WHAWFAP

We Have A Whore For A President details the presidency of a promiscuous George W. Bush, who tries to keep his feelings under wraps. From sexy newly elected Prime Ministers, to your own Vice President and Secretary of Defense, everyone tries to take advantage of the leader of the free world, who happens to be a little stupid.

There will be little to no photos on this site, due to it being only a written work.

## Characters

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