Asher Maki

> *"I'm a Psychotic Alcoholic Businessman with a penchant for violence, did you expect anything different?"*
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## Asher Marceline Maki

### Relatives

Dana Maki (Sister), Deborah Maki (Mother), Butch Maki (Father), Ariel Maki (Sister), James Delton (Cousin),

### Occupation

Ultimate TinkererUltimate Mad Scientist (Formerly)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Blue

Hair: Black/Purple Dyed

Eyes: Blue and Purple (left eye)

Skin: Silver and tan

Accessories: Metallic arms, legs and eye, piercings

### Backstory

Asher Marceline Maki (Born Ashiki Makima) was born the ultimate mad scientist in 2003 making him the 23 ultimate mad scientist in history. He was bullied frequently throughout his life by both his peers (for his intellect) and his family (Mostly his mother and sister Ariel). Eventually at the age of 8 he decided he was going to prove himself, prove that he was the genius he knew he was. and so he decided to be the first person to crack intergalactic travel. and crack it he did, making a portal to another galaxy. however due to a power malfunction he was stuck on another world for over 8 years. after 8 years of travel he returned back to earth and learned that he was declared dead many many years ago. Using this to his advantage he decided to take up a new persona as "Asher Maki" and started his own prosthetics company known as the Maki Corporation.

### Personality

Ash is a sarcastic angry man with a bit of a softer side if you get past his gruff and rude personality. He is very protective of his friends and is very quick to anger when he hears they are or have been in danger. He is protective to an almost paranoid degree making sure to give 1 of his shadow translocators to his friends in case he is needed. He is also demonstrably evil and all too aware of that fact, he however does not care enjoying the flavor (and outfits) that designation provides. He however is not amoral and is capable of doing good, but usually its is because he 1: finds it funny, 2: knows that not doing so would cause more work for himself, or 3: his friends are endangered and if you are endangering his friends, you are in for a world of hurt using everything at his disposal to take you down.

### Quotes

"Though there are a few places we couldn't go for legal personal or an ex of mine is there reasons" - To Saki

"Look it just so happens that my 'nice' is what most people would call 'the most outwardly disrespectful string of words known to man" - To Saki

"Yeah its probably just my hernia getting popped out, or its my skull bleeding which would not be good" - To Axel as he was bleeding out on the floor

"Yeah, ill probably not be dead by tomorrow but if I am, Im giving you my DVD collection" - To Axel

"easy there Shakespeare, its a conversation not a soliloquy" - To Sebastian

"eh morality is subjective" - To Sebastian

"oh i will have a bloody DREADFUL time, ill just shove those deep deep down, till i snap and in turn snap her neck"

"ey, you'd be surprised how often i get attacked. allwight dorks, few rules, don't touch the red button, don't pull the ripcord OR the handles in the floor, don't touch the red button, don't muck up my floors AND DON'T. TOUCH.THE. RED.BUTTON" - Ash to the dorks

"uuuuuuhhhhh- ok that complicates things uhhhhh, fuck turkey man, nobody likes that place and their turkey is subpar at best" - Ash killing a world leader

"listen here, and listen here good. I. don't. care. about what you THINK you could do to me, cause it is not even a tenth as bad as what I've already been through so, do. your. worst, little boy" - to Cletus

"eh i like the chaos, and besides its nice to be able to work on my inventions whiteout having to worry about things like. ethics, or spying" - To Quilo

"Ey i'm the smart 1 axel is the sarcastic/funny 1, Saki's the straightman (in name only) and you're the dumb 1" -To Quilo

"Eh, sometimes tah for somebody tah get a message violence is required" -To Kit

"Why were you in a locker? and follow up question why do you look like you were shoved in a locker?" -To Hex

"Can confirm, i do not like listening, takes too much time, and usually what i was doing was funnier" -To The Gang (tm)

### Trivia

- Ash is the oldest person at the school

-Ash owns and wields a shotgun and machete named 'Bunsen' and 'Beaker' who's names are interchangeable

-Ash was initially not part of PoD (OG) being added after the 1st trial

-Ash is missing both arms his right leg and his left eye most of which has not been explained

-Ash's Hight has changed drastically throughout PoD, Starting at around 5"6 then going to 4"8 then finally at 5"8

- Ash unable to die via natural causes due to his lack of natural organs 90% of which have been replaced by mechanical alternatives

- Ash is in the top 5 richest people in the world and is the foremost leader in the Prosthetics and Pharmaceuticals fields

- Ash has been diagnosed with ADHD, Chronic Depression, Sociopathic Tendencies, Psychopathic Tendencies, Alcoholism, and Anxiety

- (Creator Fact) There is a playlist on Spotify of ash songs https://open.spotify.com/playlist/61K5igiuMkKTsrLUekal1K

- (Creator Fact) The main song I use for inspiration for ash depends on what kind of Ash I am writing, if it is Maniac Ash its Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus) and Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.D.F by Will Wood and the Tapeworms, if its Businessman Ash its either Mr. Mallum by The Deer Hunter and Nook, Line, and Sinker by the Stupendium, and if its Depressed Ash, its Infinitesimal by Mother Mother and 30/90 from tick tick...BOOM!