Yondu Udonta/Quotes

## Guardians of the Galaxy

### Spoken

"*You're the only one I'm being soft on! Now, don't you worry about Mr. Quill. As soon as we get him back here, I'm gonna kill him myself. What we do need to worry about, is who else out there wants that orb!*"
―Yondu to Horuz on Peter Quill and the Orb[src]

"*When I picked you up as a kid, these boys wanted to eat you. They ain't never tasted Terran before. I saved your life!*"
―Yondu too Peter[src]

"*Remember, boy. At the end of all this, I get the stone. You cross me, we kill you all.* "
―Yondu Udonta to Peter Quill[src]

"*Let's go get 'em, boys!*"
―Yondu to the fleet[src]

"*Aw, hell! I'm going down, Quill! No more games with me, boy! I'll see you at the end of this!* "
―Yondu Udonta to Peter Quill[src]

"*Peter, you can't. Peter."
"You gotta reconsider this, Yondu. I don't know who you're selling this to, but the only way the universe can survive is if you give it to the Nova Corps."
"I may be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one. Hand it over, son."
"Yondu. Do not open that orb. You know that, right? You've seen what it does to people.*"
―Gamora, Peter Quill and Yondu Udonta[src]
### Dialogue

"*When I picked you up as a kid, these boys wanted to eat you. They ain't never tasted Terran before. I saved your life!"
" Oh, will you shut up about that? God! Twenty years, you've been throwing that in my face, like it's some great thing, not eating me! Normal people don't even think about eating someone else! Much less that person having to be grateful for it! You abducted me, man. You stole me from my home and from my family."
" You don't give a damn about your Terra! You're scared because you're soft, in here. Here! Right here!*"
―Yondu Udonta and Peter Quill[src]

"*Is that right?"
"She knows everything there is to know about Ronan. His ships, his army."
"He's vulnerable."
"Hey, what do you say, Yondu, huh? Me and you, taking down a mark side-by-side, like the old days."
"Let him go! Oh! You always did have a scrote, boy! That's why I kept you on as a young'un.* "
―Peter, Yondu and Gamora[src]

"*Yondu! Listen to me! Ronan has something called an Infinity Stone."
"I know what he's got, girl. Is that what she's been filling your head with, boy? Sentiment? Eating away your brain like maggots! That's it.*"
―Gamora and Yondu Udonta[src]

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## *Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2*

### Spoken

"*He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy.*"
―Yondu Udonta to Peter Quill[src]

"*I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right. But I'm damn proud you were my boy.*"
―Yondu's last words to Peter Quill[src]
#### Dialogue

"*Are you gonna listen to what I got to say?"
"I don't got to listen to nothing, you betrayed the code! Ravagers don't deal in kids!"
"I told you before, I didn't know what was going on! "
"You didn't know, because you didn't want to know, because it made you rich!*"
―Yondu and Stakar Ogord[src]

"*You look like Mary Poppins!"
"Was he cool?"
"Hell yeah he's cool."
"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!*"
―Yondu and Peter before regrouping with the others[src]

"*Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid, otherwise you would've delivered me to this maniac."
"You still reckon that's the reason I kept you around you idiot?"
"That's what you told me you old doofus."
"Well once I figured out what happened to those other kids, I wasn't just gonna hand you over."
""You said you were gonna eat me."
"That was being funny."
"Not to me.*"
―Peter Quill and Yondu Udonta[src]

"*He might've been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy. I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right. But I'm damn proud you were my boy."
"What?"*"
―Yondu's last words to Peter Quill[src]
"*I am Groot."
"What's that?"
"He says, 'Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy!' Only he didn't use 'frickin'.*"
―Groot, Yondu and Rocket[src]
### About Yondu

"*I thought Yondu was your father."
"What? You're trying to tell me that this whole time you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?"
"You look exactly alike!"
"One's blue!*"
―Drax, Peter and Rocket[src]
"*I told Gamora how when I was a kid I used to pretend David Hasselhoff was my dad. He's a singer and actor from earth, really famous guy. Yondu didn't have a talking car, but he did have a flying arrow. He didn't have a beautiful voice of an angel, but he did have the whistle of one. Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures and hooked up with hot women, and fought robots. I guess David Hasselhoff did kinda end up being my dad after all, only it was you, Yondu. I had a pretty cool dad. What I'm trying to say here is... sometimes, that thing you're searching for your whole life is right there by your side all along, and you don't even know it.*"
―Peter's eulogy for Yondu's funeral[src]