The Pocket Tooter

The Pocket Tooter is a clip-on push-button keychain that provides toots and remarks from Carrot Top himself; its push-button lights up marigold and its base is violet.

## The Jape Routines

* On a Trip-When you're travelling, add humour to the trek by activating The Pocket Tooter.
* Hairdo Hijinks-While getting your hair styled, add comedy by activating The Pocket Tooter.
* Photo Fever-While getting your picture taken, secretly activate The Pocket Tooter to make yourself smile!
* Morning Mirth-After waking up in the morning, add comedic pizzazz to your breakfast with The Pocket Tooter!

## The Toots and Remarks

1. ("Lemonade" fart) What a zesty source of satisfaction!
2. ("Fruit punch" fart) Fruity and punchy at the same time!
3. ("Rusty" fart) That's gonna need some oil.
4. ("Angelic" fart) That's really nice!
5. ("Devilish" fart) Beware of the windiest inferno ever!
6. ("Creaky" fart) That wasn't so scary!
7. ("Sneaky" fart) That one was totally sly!
8. ("snappy" fart) Just as funky as a finger clicking beatnik!
9. ("Fluttery" fart) Why have butterflies in your stomach when you can pull off some practical japes?
10. ("Honey" fart) Sticky and smelly all over, eww!
11. ("Salad" fart) Leafy and nutritious at the same time!
12. ("Reggae" fart) That one was in true Jamaican style!
13. ("Techno" fart) Hit the dance floor and fart the night away!
14. ("Zydeco" fart) That had a lovely Louisiana flair, y'all!
15. ("Punk" fart) Rock your toots in the mosh pit!
16. ("Ska" fart) That poot had some real Jamaican pizzazz!
17. ("EDM" fart) Let's go disco and FARTY all night!
18. ("VGM" fart) Why go to an arcade when you can hang out with ME, Carrot Top?
19. ("Rockabilly" fart) What a boppin' windbreak!
20. ("Doowop" fart) A true blast from the past!
21. ("surfrock" fart) That's a gnarly toot!
22. ("folksy" fart) That fart could be a sing-along smash hit!
23. ("tribal" fart) Gather 'round the bonfire for a flatulent fun-fest!
24. ("Polka" fart) That's a ballroom party crasher!
25. ("Motown" fart) Motor City methane, anyone?
26. ("Celtic" fart) Just feeling the joy of windy music in the air!
27. ("Disco" fart) Groove to the music of the fart!
28. ("Rock" fart) That's a showstopper!
29. ("Alternative" fart) That was a punky poot!
30. ("Broadway" fart) That was a showy fart!
31. ("Big band" fart) That was a jazzy toot!
32. ("Be-bop" fart) Just getting into the swing of breaking wind!
33. ("Beatnik" fart) Groovy and gassy at the same time!
34. ("Emo" fart) That's what I call aural food for thought!
35. ("Pop" fart) That's a chart topping toot!
36. ("Jazz" fart) That toot packs a lot of panache!
37. ("Blues" fart) That poot is laid-back!
38. ("western" fart) Open trails and broken wind make a great pair!
39. ("Country" fart) That had a down-home feeling!
40. ("bluegrass" fart) Yee-haw, rootin'-tootin'!
41. ("Boogie" fart) I'm just swinging along to my seat's funniest farts!
42. ("dance" fart) I'm just grooving through the world of toots!
43. ("Klezmer" fart) Such exotic music!
44. ("rai" fart) What an Algerian blast!
45. ("highlife" fart) That toot certainly had a true African flair!
46. ("grunge" fart) That's a retro favourite!
47. ("Hip-hop" fart) Layin' sick beats with my seat is what I'm doin'!
48. ("calypso" fart) Tropically tuneful!
49. ("mazurka" fart) What a nice Polish poot!
50. ("funk" fart) In true 70s style!