BRANDON'S DICK

***BRANDON'S DICK*** (also stylized *Brandon's Dick*) is a self-produced song by $WAGGOT from the album Happiness Arcade ULTRA, released on March 29, 2021. It is the sixth song on the album.

### Release history

* On February 17, 2021, a little over a month before release, a demo of *BRANDON'S DICK* was posted on $WAGGOT's Patreon, titled *brandons dick demo*. It was one minute and 57 seconds long.

### Lyrics

#### Transcription

[Chorus]

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

And maybe if i do he'll gimme a little kiss

Lick himself off my lips

And tell me how nobody ever does it like this

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

Force it down my throat while I hug his hips

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

All I- all I wanna do is suck Brandon's dick

[Post-Chorus]

I wanna suck Brandon's dick

I really really wanna suck Brandon's dick

I wanna suck Brandon's dick

I really, r- really really wanna suck suck suck

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

I wanna suck Brandon's dick

I really really wanna suck Brandon's dick

[Verse 1]

Something about the way he doesn't give a fuck

Got my knees so weak that I wanna drop to them

Totally forgot where the heck I even was

In my head I'm giving head

And I think he's 'bout to cum!

I spend a lotta time imagining his dick

And I swear that if I saw it I know it'd be perfect

Any size, any shape, any color, any flavor, any scent

I love it because it's Brandon's

[Pre-Chorus]

I think about it every night

Brandon come into my throat

Show me what I need to know

Feed me what I need to grow

I just wanna blow, and blow, and blow, and blow, and blow

and blow, and blow, and blow, and blow

and blow, and blow, and blow, and blow, and blow

[Chorus]

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

And maybe if i do he'll gimme a little kiss

Lick himself off my lips

And tell me how nobody ever does it like this

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

Force it down my throat while I hug his hips

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

All I- all I wanna do is suck Brandon's dick

[Post-Chorus]

I wanna suck Brandon's dick

I really really wanna suck Brandon's dick

I wanna suck Brandon's dick

I really, r- really really wanna suck suck suck

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

I wanna suck Brandon's dick

I really really wanna suck Brandon's dick

[Verse 2]

If I could only see a picture

See it for a second

Suck it for a minute

Marry it forever

Only need it one time

Every night for the rest of my life

Rub it on every inch of me

Sll over my face and my chest and my insides

Brandon I really like you

And my brain says we should reproduce

Take your pants off, please let me suck you!

[Pre-Chorus]

I think about it every night

Brandon come into my throat

Show me what I need to know

Feed me what I need to grow

I just wanna blow, and blow, and blow, and blow, and blow

and blow, and blow, and blow, and blow

and blow, and blow, and blow, and blow, and blow

[Chorus]

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

And maybe if i do he'll gimme a little kiss

Lick himself off my lips

And tell me how nobody ever does it like this

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

Force it down my throat while I hug his hips

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

All I- all I wanna do is suck Brandon's dick

[Post-Chorus]

I wanna suck Brandon's dick

I really really wanna suck Brandon's dick

I wanna suck Brandon's dick

I really, r- really really wanna suck suck suck

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

I really wanna suck Brandon's dick

I wanna suck Brandon's dick

I really really wanna suck Brandon's dick

#### Bandcamp

i really wanna suck brandon's dick

and maybe if i do he'll gimme a little kiss

lick himself off my lips

and tell me how nobody ever does it like this

i really wanna suck brandon's dick

force it down my throat while i hug his hips

i really wanna suck brandon's dick

all i all i wanna do is suck brandon's dick

something about the way he doesn't give a fuck

got my knees so weak that i wanna drop to them

totally forgot where the heck i even was

in my head im giving head and i think he's boutta cum

i spend a lotta time imagining his dick

and i swear that if i saw it i know it'd be perfect

any size any shape any color any flavor any scent

i love it cos it's brandon's

i think a

bout it

every

night

brandon

come in

to my

throat

show me

what

i need to

know

feed me

what i

need to

grow

i just wanna blow

and blow

and blow

damn

if only i could see a picture

see it for a second

suck it for a minute

marry it forever

i only need it one time

every night for the rest of my life

rub it on every inch of me

all over my face and my chest

and my insides

brandon i

really like you

and my brain says

we should reproduce

take your pants off

please let me su ck you

### Sources

1. ↑ https://www.patreon.com/posts/brandons-dick-47670618
2. ↑ this is my (teethfairy's) real life job i am a professional transcriber
3. ↑ https://swaggot.bandcamp.com/track/brandons-dick