Lost Relative I Mean Redneck!- Total Drama Begins Aftermath

## Episode Information

 Season Title
 Date of Roleplay
 Time of Roleplay
 Length of Episode
 Quality of Episode

Superdawnfan:
(STOP) AN AFTERMATH IS ABOUT TO START

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  (stop)
10:53

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Hi everyone. Im amy and im your host on total drama aftermath where I interview the moronic losers who decided to quit playing the game will.

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  *well
  (amy) We have two idiots here today.
10:55

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) \*rolls eyes\* like you were any better

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10:55

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) We'll interview one at a time since I can barely stand them both

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  (Amy) And shut up
  (Amy) Please welcome Courtney with a solumn fuck you.
10:56

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) hi my huge fanbase or at least bigger thans your dropping by the minute bitch

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10:56

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Are you the host Ms. WannaBeLawyer?

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10:57

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) ugh np

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  *no
10:57

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Then shut the fuck up and let me ask the questions.

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10:58

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) ok fine let's see what the fans want to know about me

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  (courntey) *sits down*
10:58

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Question one by CourtneyLover; Why do you think you were eliminated.

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10:58

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Superdawnfan:

* (Courtney)

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  (Courtney) Jo she betrayed her alliance and I saw the votes
  (Courtney) thank god I don't have to put up with her anymore
10:59

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Shovel Night:
(amy) What're you gonna do, sue her?

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10:59

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) no but according to your sister I can sue you for emotional and physical abuse, starvation, murder attempts etc

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  (COURTNEY) IK she's gone out of my life enough for me though I kidna want revenge
11:00

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) As if you have evidence.

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  (Amy) Moving on.
11:00

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) the bruises

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  (Courtney) videotapes
  (Courtney) lack of body essentials and unhealthy condition want me to continue?
11:02

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Shut the fuck up. CourtneyIsABitch asks; So, Courtney. Whos the boyfriend of the week?

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11:02

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) betting that question is from you since it's from1 min ago saw you typing but eh

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11:03

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Trust me, mine was way worse

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11:03

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) I don't really have anyone everytime I have a relationship or someone is attracted to me

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  (Courtney) they get mad at me for being a stuck up bitch according to them
11:03

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Shovel Night:
(amy) \*cough\* Because you are. \*cough\*

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11:04

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) what was yours if it was so worse is it did I suck jo's dick or something like that

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11:04

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Shovel Night:
Nah. Mine didn't make it on the card.

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  (Amy)
  (amy) Apperently it was "Too Mature"
11:05

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) ugh

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11:06

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Ok. How about this one; GoombaMarioSonic asks; How are you such a dick?

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11:06

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) clarify

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11:06

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Basically how did you learn to become the complete bitch you are today?

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11:07

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) by being raised better than you and your sister but not being as nice and sweet as your sister but still not being enough of a terrible person as you

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11:08

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) My sister and I have a history that you do not no so get your ugly nose out of shit that isn't any of your business,

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11:09

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Superdawnfan:
(COURTNEY) HOW DO YOU JUSTIFY PURE ABUSE

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11:09

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) \*Looks at audience\* Did you hear something important? Me either. Anyways its time for our next guest.

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11:09

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) btw I have a case after the show Sammy is taking you to court with me as her lawyer

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11:10

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Sammy is still at total drama so she cant sue me

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11:10

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Superdawnfan:
(Courtney) KARMA WILL COME \*gets dragged out\*

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11:11

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Bye bitch.

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11:11

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Superdawnfan:
ryan here? lols

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11:11

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Anyways, welcome loser number two. Slut! I mean Scott.

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11:12

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Superdawnfan:
I don't think ryan is on @shovel XD

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11:12

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Shovel Night:
Dammit

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  RYYYYYAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN
11:13

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Superdawnfan:
it's 3 people message him if he doesn't show up within the next 3 mins I'll sub it's 3 chars if 2 people are gone who cares? XD

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  *here not gone lols
11:14

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Shovel Night:
imma get pajamas on

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11:14

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Superdawnfan:
k

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11:14

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Shovel Night:
brb

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  Back
11:16

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Superdawnfan:
k

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11:16

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Shovel Night:
We just need to do scott

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  Then we'll be done and I can play overwatch
  Ryan please be on
  Ryan
  Ryan
  Ryan
  Shit
11:18

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Superdawnfan:
lols he's not here but 3 chars

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  it'd be common to be played by two people
  it'd be a small rp but something this wasn't made to be big but to be fun
  I can sub two chars it's not a lot
  k @shovel?
11:20

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Shovel Night:
Ok

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11:21

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Superdawnfan:
sorry does this bug you

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11:21

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Shovel Night:
Nah m8

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11:21

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Superdawnfan:
wanted to do this more for you and pika then for me tbh aftermaths can be good and bad sometimes I loathe em XD

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  also in this theres' a 5 aftermath limit not 4
  (scott)
  (scott) hey amy
  (scott) *walks on carelessly disappointed*
11:23

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Ok Scott. Lets get into the questions. Question one is mandatory from the show.

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  (Amy) Why do you think you were eliminated?
11:24

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) meh no allies everyone ganged up on me because no would care if I go

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11:24

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Shovel Night:
(amy) For good reason because you did jack shit.

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11:24

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) so all alliances were probs in unanimous agreement on my team to take me out

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  (scott) says the one ep wonder
11:25

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Shut the fuck up. I was taken as too big of a threat

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  (Amy) While you were the complete opposite.
11:26

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) meh you're right

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  (scott) I mean probs are I wouldn't know since I don't remember voting you off
11:28

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Shovel Night:
(amy) As I always am. Moving on; ScottHater asks; How much of ryans dick did you need to suck to get to become his ally?

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11:29

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) oh fine yk what a lot there on with the insults I can take em just wanna get it overwith

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11:30

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Just answer the question

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11:30

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) I said a lot

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11:31

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Ok that's what I thought. TotalDramaFan asks: Who is the biggest threat in the game right now?

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11:31

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) not specific enough were amy's size

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  (scott) hm that's actually a hard one
  (scott) I'd say leonard re-watching after all he has the idol still eliminated you and me
  (scott) but he'd need to be exposed eventually so his apprentice
  samey
11:32

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Shovel Night:
(amy) If you need to take a while more because I know youre pretty slow, you can think about the question more.

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11:32

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) your sis will win

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  (scott) no doubt
11:33

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Yeah hahaha fuck you. Moving on.

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  (Amy) Yeti asks: Who was the hottest one on the island before you left
11:34

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) eh well I oughta say

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  (scott) Jo
11:35

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Ew.

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  (Amy) Obviously you have the worst judgment every.
  *ever
11:35

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) to be fair she does remind me of the barn back home

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11:36

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Not sure if that's an insult or a compliment.

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11:36

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) if I was raised diff I probs wouldn't like her

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11:37

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Youre right. Living around complete animals mustve been hard for you.

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  (Amy) By the way, I mean your family.
11:38

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) it was speaking of which you remind me of that cousin I never met but saw pictures of wait is it possible

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11:38

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) Ok that's enough with you Scott. TAKE HIM AWAY

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11:39

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) \*jumps off stage then breaks bones\*

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11:39

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) \*Laughs uncontrollably\*

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11:39

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Superdawnfan:
(scott) owie

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  (scott) *accidentally posts pics of 5 year old amy to net*
  (scott) sorry
11:40

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) \*checks feed, sees it, and stops laughing\* BASTARD!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

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11:41

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Superdawnfan:
(chef) \*takes him to infirmiry\*

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11:42

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Shovel Night:
(Amy) YOU BATTER INJECT A RUSTY NEEDLE IN HIS ARM!!!

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  (Amy) Ugh...
  (Amy) Anyways, that was our show. Whos going to be the next two losers? Better tune into total drama for that or I wont have a job
  (Amy) Otherwise I wouldn't give a fuck.
  (Amy) And thank you for watching after math blah blah blah fuck off
  (Stop) Episode Ends (Stop)

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