Baz Spoon

"*Such a beautiful place to be with my friends, the heroes who came for spoon's...* "
— Baz Spoon as he lay injured in his ship[src]

**Baz Spoon** is a goblin from Kirholm, Stormhollow. He is the CEO of the Spoon's tavern franchise which was founded in 75 A.A. He currently lives in and manages the first Spoon's location, The Gnat and Dog where he lives with his triplet children Jimmy, Grimmy and Gertie and his tutelary Wetwhistle.

## Biography

### Early Life

Baz was born in 50 A.A. to his father, Spoon. Baz was the first of the Spoon Family - a goblin surname created thanks to the The Equality for All Beings Act which allowed them to have official surnames.

### Adult Life

In 57 A.A., fueled by an entrepreneurial spirit and a desire for gold, Baz Spoon's tavern in Kirholm which he named The Gnat and Dog, a humble but welcoming establishment that was soon replicated up and down the country. This sucess story led to many other goblins to flock to Kirholm and a general wider acceptance of 'integrated goblins' in society.

Baz married and divorced Colleen Skirting at some point before 99 A.A. Together they had goblin triplets: Jimmy, Grimmy and Gertie. Towards the end of 99 A.A., Colleen began acting strange and left Baz to go and live in his rival, Gunther G. Grottley's mansion in Glaring Hills.

In this year, Baz also had correspondence with Trug, one of the children of The Dredge in Septimus. They struck a deal for Baz to use Turnblad & Pimm’s Wugaway to sail over to Bullymarsh and set up a Spoon's location: the first ever Aurelian business venture in Septimus.

### The Horror that Came for Spoon's

At the end of 99 A.A., going into 100 A.A., the Aurelius Centennial Celebration which b brought a lot of customers to Spoon's. This included Shug o' the Wugs, Alaric von Dagen and Harold Honkinbottom who met up at a table, started drinking together and fell asleep. It later transpired that this was due to being spiked by Drug who had intentions to poison and asasinate Shug. Later on, Colleen entered the bar and stole Baz's children for herself and took them back to Gunther's mansion.

Baz woke up the three sleeping patrons as he feared that they had been spiked. He told them about his plight and they agreed to go and rescue the children in return for a Spoon's Free Drinks Token. Alaric von Dagen bought Wetwhistle a drink in exchange for information. Baz was initially annoyed by his bouncer drinking during work hours but begrudgingly allowed it after being threatened.

Baz decided to keep an eye on the three, so he snuck over to Glaring Hills to keep watch of the mansion. A few hours later, the crew arrived at the mansion where he watched the confrontation with Colleen through the window. They battle her for a few seconds before she falls to the ground and faints. The three children are taken from her and Baz decides to run in and confront his ex-wife. After a short argument, Harold allowed Baz to pour the disgusting remains of his pet Floppy the Fish all over Colleen's face,

On the way out, Baz bore witness to the appearance of The Hag of Love who laments that her minion has been bested and her plan is ruined. She then blows up Gunther's mansion, killing Colleen in the process.

Baz took the group back to The Gnat and Dog where he awarded them with a Spoon's Free Drinks Token each. He also allowed Gunther G. Grottley to stay in one of the rooms while his bar, Reckedan Seshvetica was cleaned up.

### Extracurricular Escapades

The crew woke up in Spoon's and went downstairs to see the place bustling with people eating Lunch. Baz was behind the counter with Wetwhistle tending to Jimmy, Grimmy and Gertie. Baz greeted the crew with warmth and suggested that they report their hag findings to the government. He mentions that the professor of Aurelian History at Kirholm University, Milton Nightchant is well-versed with magical creatures and has ties to the government,

Later on, Dobin Turnblad mentioned that he's good friends with Baz Spoon and was happy to send Welford the Undying over to The Gnat and Dog one he had finished experimenting on it.

### The Riches of the Genie

Baz Spoon and Wetwhistle meet Shug, Alaric and Harold Honkinbottom again in Kirholm on Day 3 after their return from Splintered Griffs. They enquire Baz about what caused them to fall asleep in his bar two days ago and Baz recalls seeing a Bullywug with them, buying Shug a pitcher of alcohol. The group then slept in The Gnat and Dog that night.

### The Champion Ship Departs

On Day 6 of 100 A.A., **Baz Spoon** and a handful of workers departed from Minerva for Septimus to go and establish a new Spoons' location.

### Rot o' the Wugs

After the report of the deaths of Trug, Grug and Drug reached Septimus, the island fell into Chaos. Baz's building site and boat were raided for all of its valuables and the Wugaway was all poured out and destroyed by Rotwalkers. The Top Secret Goblin, a worker hired by Baz, was found dead in the mud.

Shug, Alaric von Dagen, Harold Honkinbottom and Gerry Smithington discovered the scene on Day Twelve where they found Baz in the captain's quarters with a spear through his stomach. Harold and Gerry managed to bandage him up, saving his life. Two days later, the group left the island safely.

### Mayor of Kirholm

In 101 A.A., Baz was elected the mayor of Kirholm, replacing the human Beltian Buttons-Blackley.

## Appearances

* The Horror That Came for Spoon's *(First appearance)*
* Extracurricular Escapades
* The Riches of the Genie
* The Champion Ship Departs
* The Cranberry Conundrum *(Mentioned only)*
* Rot o' the Wugs
* Big Murder in Little Smirchley
* Fresher's Week
* Common Cold *(Mentioned only)*