If Movie Genres Were People

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## If Movie Genres Were People

What if Mystery, Action, Romcom, Superhero, Documentary and many more movie genres were people interacting with each other?

### Director

Frank James

If Movie Genres Were People is the twelfth episode of If Things Were People.

## Plot

Mystery asks a simple question and asks how did they all get here. Religious Epic says the lord has brought them to the ground. Doc. says that 14 billion years ago, the universe expanded. Teen Comedy laughs about him saying hot and dense. Romcom says the only reason she's here is to find a Husband. Dog Movie barks. Film Noir asks where people get in a world where destiny has bet on them. Legal Drama calls for speculation. Mystery also asks where are they. Legal Drama and Sports complain and Teen Comedy says Donald Trump highschool, Cop Movie says it's the 18th precinct. Fantasy says that they are in a land of a fictional land with a evil ruler. Post Apocalyptic says they're on Earth. Mystery asks why the clocks are under the chairs. Action says it's a ticking clock. Art House says it means death's approaching. Drama said that his mom gave him a clock before she left. Sports says he used to wake up and train at 4:00 everyday. Romcom assumes it's for a speed dating event. Musical sings and says something is wrong and that they don't belong here. Cop Movie tells Musical to shut up. Drama cries and says he hates his mom. Romcom says she ran out of time to find a husband. Film Noir says love is a dead-end. Teen Comedy asks what time it is. A few movie genres start talking until Horror shows up and says he wants to play a game. Mystery says this is why it makes sense and Dog Movie starts growling. Horror says that many of them use the clocks to end their stories and says he will use them to end their lives. '30s Gangster calls him a dirty rat and threatens Horror. Horror says the game starts and that everyone has 5 minutes to die. Will Ferrell Movie yells to everyone to calm down. Adam Sandler Movie and Jackie Chan Movie start doing moves. Cop Movie says he was a day short of retiring. Animated says he doesn't care and claims he isn't alive. Action says there isn't enough time to escape. Sci-Fi talks about liquid and Teen Comedy laughs about it. Sci-Fi claims they could escape by going back in time, then other movie genres have ideas to escape and other ideas to try and not die, this goes on for a while. Superhero appears and tells Time Travel to sign him up. Cop Movie tells him he can't do it and that it's too dangerous.

## Characters

* Mystery
* Action
* Religious Epic
* Sci-Fi
* Animated
* Post Apocalyptic
* Documentary ? (Named Doco on nametag)
* Teen Comedy
* Romcom (Fem)
* Sports
* Superhero
* Art House
* Cop Movie (enemies with musical)
* Dog Movie (just barks)
* Historical Romance (somewhat marrying romcom) ?
* Musical (enemies with cop movie)
* Fantasy
* Will Ferrell Movie
* Adam Sandler Movie
* Jackie Chan Movie
* Film Noir
* Dystopian
* Owen Wilson Movie
* Legal Drama
* '30s Gangster
* Horror
* Drama