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King Chunksworth V

### Relatives

King Chunksworth IV, Queen Chunksworth IV, King Chunksworth III, Queen Chunksworth III, whoever Queen Chunksworth IV's parents are idgaf

King Chunksworth V (Melerwicz Pontiff Chunksworth) is one of the three kings of Bizberg. He operates alongside King Jagentie VII and King Henderson IX. He dwells in Bizberg Castle and focuses on modernizing all of Bizberg. He owns the top right sector of Bizberg's land. He's unmarried and childless, which means he has no heir to his throne. He is also very passionate in beer pong, being the olympic beer pong champion. He will die in battle and only half of his dismembered organs will be found.

### Upbringing

As the son of royalty, he was always spoiled... is what I would say if he was NORMAL!!! He was a delinquent who liked to get into mischief which made him grow up in the medieval equivalent of the streets. However, he still had to inherit the throne when his dad died, which made hime abandon all of his ways of old.

### Controversies

He is well hated due to his policies on modernization and accelerationism. He believes that medievalness is outdated and old news. This does not garner well with the peasants who barely know what a lightbulb is. He has had protests but his .50 cal "magic wand" usually scares peasants to submission. He also tried implementing an orphan crushing machine in a city in his sector called "Cooking With Meatballs" which did not end well for his reputation.

### Overthrowment

Unrelated to his controversies, an Andresian refugee usurped his position and declared himself "Emperor Cvoplanimal". It was assumed that King Chunksworth V was killed after being overtaken, however, he survived and decided to take revenge on the evil force. With King Jagentie VII, he killed Emperor Cvoplanimal with a bullet shooty thingimajig. After the spiteful Cvoplanimal reign, this instantly garnered Chunksworth the reputation he so rightfully probably deserved.
Lani Pacheco

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*"On second thought!! love is dead."* [🍑]

>  [👑] *"Sanest thing you've said all night."*
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**↷Basic Info ?**

⌗Name; *Lani Pacheco*

⌗Nicknames; *"Lan" - Remi*

⌗Nationality; *Mexican*

⌗Age; *17*

⌗Gender Identity; *Agender*

⌗Pronouns; *He/Him*

⌗Sexuality; *Pansexual*

**↷🍇Welcome to Wisteria !!**

⌗Threat  Level; *2*

⌗Reason for Admission; *Mass Food Poisoning*

**↷ ?? Get To Know Me**

⌗Personality

⌗?Occupation; *Former Child Actor/ Current Pop Singer*

⌗Hobbies; *Singing and Cooking*

⌗Appearance; *Lani is 5'6 and has had several body changing surgeries. In some cases, this is because Lani was assigned male at birth, and did not identify with that masculinity. Other parts were pressured on him at a young age due to the industry. He has tanned skin and green eyes. His hair is long and pink colored, with two bleached strands in the front.*

*Lani tends to wear glittery makeup and clothes, often showing off his body because that's how he feels most comfortable. Often his hair is worn in braids, and is almost always accompanied by his signature green bow, that causes him to be much more recognizable in media and is the main seller of his merchandise.*

⌗?Tattoos/Piercings; *N/A*

**↷ Relationships**

⌗Ciel Dupont; *Lani is always agreeing with most anything Ciel says. Lani seems to really admire Ciel and really enjoys their company. Due to Remi's more serious nature, Lani and Ciel are the pair often joking with each other.*

⌗Remi Lennon; *Remi is often not found joking and laughing. However in that way, Lani's blissful ignorance is a good contrast to Remi's serious and anxious personality. However, you can find Remi constantly lecturing Lani about the mess of glitter he leaves.*

⌗Joaquin Flores; *The relationship between Lani and Quill is not much of a clear one due to the multilingual nature of both. Lani is often talking to Quill in their shared language of Spanish. However, it is clear that Lani really enjoys his time with Quill when given the chance to talk to him.*

⌗Eli; *The relationship between Lani and the honorary ribbon crew member is not a very close one. However, at night time you can often find Lani rambling senselessly on the foot of Eli's bed until he gets tired. Lani doesn't have many friends in the room he stays in, so the company of a mutual friend is nice to have.*
Bleeshle Tokens

### Overview

   Bleeshle Tokens were a form of currency materialized by a coin made of various substances spanning from the color green to the color yellow. They are produced by BleeshleCo. This coin is complete fucking bullshit, nobody used it and it was incredibly easy to make counterfeits. The counterfeits were so easy to make that the companies that made them gained better PR than BleeshCo so they fell under. The companies that made counterfeits eventually moved on to bigger and better counterfeits.

### Magical Properties

Despite being static tokens of currency, they hold evil fucked up power. Some such powers include destroying things and people, blowing up (however, thinkologists believe this is more scientific than magical), liquidating solids, changing physics in a surrounding area, warping photons and lightwaves, and making time go different. Due to these properties, it is recommended to be about a mile away from your bleeshle tokens so they remain unloaded.

### Companies

BleeshleCo - Original manufacturers, really mean and sues people too much :(

Swinefelderville & Friends; The Way to Secrecy Inc. - The first counterfeit company made by an anonymous guy who likes long names.

My 2nd grade teachers' company - I don't remember its name but it definitely made Bleeshle Tokens

Every College - Due to their properties, colleges can harness them so they have to make a lot so they are good
Bezos Buck

A modern/post-modern day Bezos Buck

## Overview

Bezos bucks are a form of currency which are lowly valued in the intergalactic economy. They are awarded to Amazon employees (who are not to be confused with mythical creature "Amazonian Employee") as their salary. Many locations consider the Bezos buck to be an unethical currency to use due to it's association with Jeffery Bezos. Unjlandian governments and their citizens use Bezos bucks as their main form of currency due to religious reasons, which contributes to the rest of the Greenberg Planet's negative perception of them.

## History

On July 5th, 1994 and July 5th, 2994, Amazon was founded. However, due to these dates being not-so-fateful, the company experienced profits which most faticians (pronounced fae-ti-shins) would consider mediocre. As a result, founder of Amazon Jeffery Bezos preformed a marketing campaign, which involved having customers exchange their life savings for Amazon's new currency, the Bezos buck. What this would allow them to do was never specified.

Eventually, the currency was repurposed to be given to Amazon employees, which allowed them to purchase things from Amazon without having to preform Jeffersonian Conversions with their money. The backlash to this change was immense, however, which resulted in a five month strike by employees.

Employees of Amazon demanded they be payed in "real" money, and their voices were spread across the news rooms quickly. Their efforts culminated in a meeting with Jeffery Bezos himself, in which every protesting employee was shot and killed in what is now called "The Bezos Killstreak." It was made clear to all Amazon employees that the Bezos buck was the only thing they would ever be paid with.

Only adding to Unjland's history of morally green decisions was their decision to adopt Bezos bucks as a national currency. As stated previously, this only worsened their relations with the rest of Planet Greenberg and Earth due to their bad habit of dual orbiting.
The Coastal Continent

### Overview

The Coastal Continent (Also informally known as Gargantua, due to its size) is located in the Wukward Hemisphere of Planet Greenberg and is thusly a tropical climate. Despite this is, it is home to the Jauntorial Wilderness. Near Unjland on the continent is the Unjini Archipelago.

### Supernatural Properties

Gargantua was blessed by evil magic. This caused supernatural occurrences such as magic and potion-like liquid. Despite this obviously being magic, scientists commonly call them quantum coincidences.

### Notable Events

* During the Star Wars, the Coastal Continent was home to Space D-Day, which resulted in millions of deaths and a giant crater elsewhere on Planet Greenberg
* When Cyborgs from Robotopolis invaded the planet they immigrated to The Coastal Continent and decided to stay because it was nice
* WW17 (Upcoming, stay tuned!)
* The Mushroom Kingdom was attacked by evil Jauntorial Forest Spirits

### Native Species

Humans, Critters, Polar Bears, Outerspace Aliens, Immigrants, Zombies, Trees with faces, Insects, Barn Animals, Houseplants, Other Plants, Dogs, Not Cats, Pirate Parrots, Pirates, Pirate Ships, Medieval Humans, etc.

### Non-Native Species

Gargantuans, Jawas, Orcs, Orcas, Music Notes, Centipedes, Chugriattas, Kyle, Colonizers, Everything else not listed in Native Species, cyborgs, etc.
Evon Goldman

## Overview

Evon is a human who was given up at birth and raised by Critters. His upbringing by Human-adjacent beings made him unable to fit in with either humans or Critters. This lead Evon to explore forests with Aliens and Pitch-White Entities. In one of the forests he found an Aeolian Temple of Doranus, which had a lot of gold, he killed his 3 explorer buddies and sold it to be the best explorer from Jubjdhalle in history. He lost a lot of respect from explorers and the public alike when Evon announced his rampant racism against Blue Humans/Critters.

## Things he discovered

* The first Dark Knitting Hole
* The Lost city of Ghoæ
* Wireberg's Central Computer
* etc
* 17 giant weevil statues in Washington

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Hemispheres

## Henispheres

### Overview

Henispheres are in danger. There are 5 hemispheres per planet, all alligned by 3 equally divided vertical slices of the planet, and two for the north and south pole.

### Types

1. The Wukward Slice. The Wukward Slice is located where the sun shines most.
2. The Northector Sector. This Hemisphere is located east of the Wukward Slice.
3. The Bartodome Hemisphere. This Hemisphere is west of Wukward and is evil. It's not good.
4. The Santa Hemisphere is the north pole. Santa has stationed departments in every Santa Hemisphere on planets with life.
5. Tom Cruise Land. This is the south pole and was discovered by Tom Cruise (Explorer, not actor)
Mammot dabloons

## Creation of the dabloom

The Mammot Dabloom was originally from the wood age, where the main material for all usage was wood, since metal was scare and coveted. Evon Goldman was the one who originally created the Mammot Dabloom, when one day there were no Mammot Dablooms. Evon decided he wanted to make a NEW and BETTER Bezosbuck-ajecent currency, that could be used for radical right-wing propaganda, or as radical other right-wing propaganda.
Brains Popping Up in Front of You Disease

### Overview

Often shortened as BPUIFOY Disease, but even BPU Disease, Brains Popping Up in Front of You Disease is a condition where brains manifest themselves into existence due to quantum tunneling, and they just so happen to be in a near vicinity to the recipient. The brains slowly pop up closer and closer until they pop up where your brain is and replace it. This condition is technically fatal and incurable, even though several doctors and scientists have tried.

### Symptoms

Brains popping up in front of you, severe anxiety (usually after the first brain pops up), extreme sadness (when the brain hits the floor), and complete mental shift (caused by brain popping up in place of your current brain, instantly replacing it).

### Treatment

There's no cure, but you can avoid progression of the illness by placing yourself in a partial time dilator. You can avoid the disease entirely by eating fruits and vegetables and abstaining from heroin.

### The Brains

Every brain that pops up is identical, they are the brain of Dr. Mickdar Mulsar, who passed away in a woodchipper, and whose soul was spread out across the entire Blon Universe. These brains have become a popular study of the brain considering their abundance. They've also been the catalyst for The Cloning Initiative of 8

### The End of BPU Disease

Dr. Monkey Boob Hitler Sex stopped it forever. He won't tell us how ):
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Bizberg

Bizberg Castle

Map of Bizberg

Bizberg (formerly Biztown) is a Medieval Empire in Nouveau Europe. It is divided into 3 sectors, all controlled by different rulers.

The top left (formerly North Western France) is owned by King Henderson IX. The top right (formerly Eastern France to Denmark) is owned by King Chunksworth V. The south (formerly Southern France to Spain and Portugal) is owned by King Jagentie VII. The cross-section of these sectors meets to a huge castle co-owned by all 3 parties

### History

After Western Europe collapsed in 3101 due to the Earthen Emperor toying with the world, Biztown was established in the formerly French city of Nevers. It was a bustling economy to the likes of New Work City but even bigger. However, due to mysterious circumstances, it was medievalized, turning into a giant castle and Castletown.

Once it became Bizberg, a king arose dawning the name Jousth Gerrick Henderson and sought to expand the kingdoms reach. A few generations later, Matthias V. Jagentie challenged the castles leadership. By the end the Henderson and Jagentie family came to a truce and split the land. Eventually The Sultan of NeoBelarus, Craig Undergarment Chunksworth left NeoBelarus to annex Bizberg, but ultimately fell short and only took a small bit.

In the year of unspecified size, an Andresian refugee went to King Chunksworth V's living quarters at night, stole his crown, and threw him out the window. By daylight, he declared himself Emperor Cvoplanimal and managed to convince everyone of his reign. King Chunksworth V was alive and planning a return, so he teamed up with King Jagentie VII to berid of Emperor Cvoplanimal. King Jagentie VII invited him to dinner where King Chunksworth V would kill Emperor Cvoplanimal with a 12-gauge shotgun. It worked and King Chunksworth V reclaimed the throne.

### Henderson Sector

The Henderson Sector manages production and trade. It's famous for having the best beaches in Nouveau Europe but infamous for having the most pollution. This sector also houses easily the most rogue settlements, such as 'Fortnite Village' or 'Splooge Settlement'.

### Chunksworth Sector

The Chunksworth Sector has the most large cities. It is surprisingly normal despite the other sectors being medieval. Such cities include 'Cooking With Meatballs', 'Denmark', and 'New Shmilbleeok City'. The sector is infamous for it's extreme suburban sprawl and famous for it's low housing prices.

### Jagentie Sector

Farming, it's all farming. Maybe a few other primary jobs... but mostly farming. Nothing of interest with some exceptions (see "The Base 19.2 Shadow Cult," "The Base 10 Cathedral.")

### Notable (Alive) Bizbergians

* King Henderson IX
* King Jagentie VII
* King Chunksworth V
* The Grand Shart Lord
* Pihugin the Grand Shoemaker
* Slave Owning Guy
* Wizard of Power & Son of Argoranthulou: Carter
* Judah, Descendant of the Biztown Mayor
* Kingsgaurd Crimson, King of the Homeless (Not notable enough to be a king but still pretty notable)
The Bezos Killstreak

# The Buildup

As a multidollarinair, Bezos has build his fame and fortune through cut through business' methods considered unethical by many. He has compromised his morals countless times for the sucess of his company, making hard decisions not many could do.

A good example of this was the bold decision to make the Bezos Buck. This decision was a remarkable financial strategy never seen before, and saved him trillions of Mammot dabloons. unfortunately, this caused a massive upheaval amongst his workers and they unionized. They were demanding better pay and better working conditions. looking at it from the perspective of a human rights activist, these are good demands and should be met. unfortunately for the workers, Jeff Bezos is not a man to protest against, and had a heavy retaliation.

## The Slaughter

It was July 13th, September 14th when Bezos had caught word of the uprising. Infuriated that his subjects were rising and revolting against his power, he decided to make the executive decision to show his strength and crush the workers.

he agreed to hold a conference with the main leaders of the union, and said that he would want all employees to come to said meeting. they all gathered at the Gregorian coliseum. they had agreed to the meeting and arrived, providing complimentary Kool aid.

He babbled about his future plans on how he was going to fix their issues, make things right, when suddenly the sun exploded. at high noon, the sun in the sky disappeared in the sky, and left the world black. the employees were baffled with confusions, but was quickly replaced with fear as Bezos blasted them with beams of energy. one would be struck, then would crumble and transform into Bleeshle Tokens.

Whilst extreme, this shows his business brutality, showing how he's willing to sacrifice the lives of thousands for more money, adding to his financial power

## The Formal Apology

Jeff Bezos realized people would throw bathrooms at bezos if bezos didn't bring the sun back (Mr. Jeff is very allergic to bathroom breaks). So Bezos apologized and bringed the sun back to it's shining glory back again to it's shining glory back again to it's former glory back. good thing he did that or things could be worse than they are now and later.
Chessus Maximallus

## Overview

The Chessus Maximallus is an organ that most humanoid species have. It takes the appearance of a chess piece and it grows from your stomach. It produces Chess Chronicles which course through your blood and allow the person to play chess. Playing more chess exercises the Chessus Maximallus to grow bigger. Chess grandmasters typically have to decimate their lungs and ribs to let the Chessus Maximallus grow really big.
Blowing accident

## Definition and examples

Blowing Accident: The act of intentionally killing someone or something via blowing really hard on them, and then they fly away.

*"hey fred! did you hear about the blowing accident at marge's place? there's nothing left! "*

## The Death of the Jagenties

one of the most well known blowing incidents are the deaths of the Jagenties. it was tuernsday afternoon when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf came over to the Jagentie's home. he politely asked for a glass of water, as he was really thirsty. like really thirsty. Mr. Jagenties told him very mean things, such as "no problem chumster!" and "here you go, one glass of water!", which made the wolf VERY MAD. the Big Bad Wolf pulled out his EVIL AIR GUN, and opened fire. the air was too much for Mr. Jagentie to handle, and was blown away, along with the rest of the house. the only thing remaining was the glass of water, which was exactly 19.2 Bleeshle Tokens underground, still stumping scientist as to how it managed to get there.

## 9/11

october 11th, fwo fouthands and fhree, the twiddle towers were peacefully standing right next to the Really cool tree. suddenly, the Big Bad Wolf went over to the 2 towers with his EVIL AIR GUN, and opened fire. this pushed over the 2 towers, killing no one and really did nothing. when the cinderblocks fell, they hit the sand very lightly, and moved The Evilest Sand Nodule, causing the downfall of the Stinky Winky Empire
Uncanny Ulia

### Overview

Uncanny Ulia is, put simply, an omnipotent deity. Uncanny Ulia decides what's canny or uncanny and can change this statistics at will. She doesn't take suggestions, feedback, or criticisms. She was created when Jeff Bezos made all life on Greenberg. Uncanny Ulia is situated in the Martian Afterlife and Death chamber.

### Life Events

Uncanny Ulia was a regular human baby after creation, but was soon enchanted by the Old Moon Chunk and ascended. Due to this, Uncanny Ulia instantly turned 80 years old and stayed as such through time. During Kyson Muntz Monkey Boob Hitler Sex Sr's reign in Unjland, he partook in "sinful actions" which resulted in the birth of Kyson Muntz Monkey Boob Hitler Sex Jr.
Bogus Name

> Gee, I sure do love being asian!
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> Bogus Name

## Bogus R. Name

Bogus R. Name Laying on the Concrete Floor in the Infinite Lego Batman Store.

### Overview

Bogus Name was born during the Wizard-Zombie war and his parents were killed at a young age because of it. Bogus went to the Infinite Lego Batman Store where he lived for 23 years. He was later decapitated by a falling shelf caused by a Sentidial rift. Bogus was responsible for starting the frequent floods in the Lont Sector after Gristolizing the Shovial Chute.

### Upbringing

Bogus had loving parents, till he reached his 6th birthday, when the zombies came and ate them and told Bogus "stay off our turf, not'in' personal kid." in a mafia boss voice. This lead him to being raised by Unjlandians in the city of Gloryland. He explored his cultural roots and found out he was asian, leading to his beloved catchphrase "Boy, I sure do love being asian!" This was the peak of his life.

### Downbringing

His time with civilized society in Gloryland was shortlived (4 aggregated months) as he had stumbled upon A strange building. Upon entry he was transported to the strange realm of the Infinite Lego Batman Store. He could not find any exits after his arrival, this did not deter him as he grew acclimated to his surroundings, making friends with the Lego Batman mascot.

### Destruction

On a cold day in the store, it was Jlapnuary 0.1, the dawn of a new lunar-solar parallel month. Bogus Name was not aware that it was Jlapnuary 0.1, so he walked by an electrostatic shelf and a sentidial rift knocked it off its hinges and decapitated him. His body was immediately reported when Lego Batman found him. Millions around the globe mourned his loss.

### Uncanny Relevance Meter

After he died, his life was ranked by Uncanny Ulia, who ascribed him a whopping value of 0.94. Placing him in the top 500.
Stephen Archibald

> When life is going good, consider the value of your being as it relates to anything and everything. You, are worthless. You, mean nothing. Absolutely nothing you have done or will ever do will have any impact to the grand scheme of things. You're so insignificant and unimportant that regardless of your so-called status or ability, age, race, wealth, how many dogs you have, how much stale, reheated Little Ceasers Pizza you have, or even how good you are at Terraria, NOTHING YOU DO MATTERS.
>
> Stephen Archibald, probably

An ancient scientist who studied radiation and pocket dimensions, even while struggling with cerebral palsy and several other conditions in a wheel chair.

One of his critics, Wunky Music, said "I hope you burn in hell forever."

Stephen Archibald was also reportedly allegedly maybe possible indefinitely unverifiably a former baby gay according to unreliable no-good untrustworthy slanderous sources.
Potions

### Overview

Potions are a by-product of Greenhouse Gas Factories. They are found as Potion Solution, and when combined with living or magic matter, can have effects on the consumer. Potion Solution when consumed by itself without being combined with anything will just be like drinking viscous water. Potions greatly contribute to the prosperity of many great nations, such a Unjland. Potions can be injected or absorbed via skin, however drinking has little to no effect. Potions can be evaporated to a powder-like gas state. which can change properties by a small degree.
Rejistling

## Overview

The process of Rejistling is where you post-digitally enhance something across the bicubic plane. This is evident in a lot of surgical jobs where you can expect rejistled organs. The properties of rejistled objects vary depending on the objects original purpose however they are usually better and this makes hippies and anarcho-pre-primitivists very mad.

## The Process

A licensed person or object takes the object needing rejistling and places them in a vacuum decay chamber. After 2 hours of being in there, the mechanical things are put in/on the objects and pumped full of Radioactivium (or Nitrogen in the case of biological matter). After this, the components are turned on, which releases nanobots in the object. What the nanobots do is not fully known, however, we believe that it could involve micro-decisions. After the 97 giga-year period is over (artificially sped up in a pocket universe), the object is rejistled and ready to

## Trivia

* "Rejistled" is often mispronounced as Ree-Jis-Told, when it should be pronounced Ree-Jis-old. The T is FUCKING SILENT FUCK YOU FOR MAKING THIS STUPID ASS WORD LIKE HUHH UR SO DUMB THATS SO STUPID???
* THIS WORD IS NOT IN THE BLON DICTIONARY, THIS IS ALL MADE UP, IGNORE ANYTHING SAID IN THIS ARTICLE! THEY'RE PUTTING MICROCHIPS IN YOUR BODY TO MAKE YOU A SLAVE TO THEIR WHIMS.
* Fun Fact: The second piece of trivia on all pieces of information regarding rejistilling is always wrong!
Elephant (The One That Shows Up In Rooms)

## Overview

The Elephant (The One That Shows Up In Rooms), is the animal that tends to show up in rooms, particularly when a major issue is unaddressed. It has been seen to teleport into the room, often courtesy is NOT to say the elephant is in the room even when everyone sees its there. Scientist, Stephen Archibald says the elephant gets bigger when left ignored, but the moment it isn't ignored, it VANISHES!

## History

This magical specimen has been wandering the earth since 62 ZD-2. (measured in Oingoseconds) Take care not to confuse The Elephant (The One That Shows Up In Rooms) with, The Elephant (The One That Does NOT Show Up In Rooms). This Beast shows up in almost every fathomable dimension. Sometimes it's not seen but only mentioned, and its fame continues to grow and has just recently become more recognized in Parker.

## Appearance

The starting size of The Elephant is currently unknown considering the fact its size changes the more you ignore it, but it has been presumed to be about the size of a Bleeshle Token when it first appears and will continue to grow infinitely.

It has a slight blue overtone to make humans feel uneasy while in a room with it, but its submissive and/or breedable eyes help make it easier to stare at. (assuming you are an empath).

It's got short stubby legs to help it move slower, honestly. most scientific studies show that it wants to stay next to you to somewhat disturb your presence and will NOT be leaving anytime soon.

## Characteristics

The Elephant has been told to be non-violent, considering the fact many witnesses to the animal have been told to say, "It winked at me with its big fat anime eyes." It lives mainly in the secret sewers of Gloryland, but it also has spread throughout the multiverse.

The elephant rarely ever moves and just widens its eyes and looks back and forth, as if they farted and were looking to see if someone noticed, The Elephant will occasionally do a "cheeky smile" and grow wider and taller.

It is as of current studies unknown if the elephant is non-verbal, but witnesses say that yellow shiny liquid drips from the trunk every time they look at it.
Yen

## Edibility and Power of consumability

The Yen hold many powers, one of the most powerful of its powerful powers is when someone eats a Yen. the body will go through a multitude of changes, including

* decreased hair growth
* increased hair girth (averaging around about 1 inch in diameter)
* increased urge to gamble, edge, and mew
* severe downgrade in the scent of the vagina (in women)
* increased bone density
* being cured of Instagram reels disease and protection from further infection
	+ not to be confused with Brains Popping Up in Front of You Disease

## The Yen and it's effect on hair

The Yen has large amounts of kacaboolah noduals (not to be confused with cacaboolah), concentrated in the ink on the yen, which has been known to be very harmful to hair. it will make it fall out and become Weevils, which will spend the entirety of their lives servicing the Eternal Wise Ass Weevil. But it will always leave just a few hairs on the head of the Yen-eater, which will thicken and thicken, not that there is not limit on how wide they are able to get
Stephastion Arkibaldia

> I am thou that shall always be right, and you art thou that shall always be wrong, and there is naught that shall change that.
>
> Stephastion Arkibaldia (Dik Suhlurper 3:129 in the Script of Yibbo Lost Chronicles Vol. 378 Expanded Premium Day 1 Edition DLC Deluxe Collectors Edition Day 0 Edition)

A powerful deity that was briefly mentioned in the Script of Yibbo. He is believed to be stronger than any before and has total and complete control of what happens in the universe. His origins are unknown.
Laser Department

## Overview

The laser department is a super duper secret government operated facility located in Unjlandian town Cleveland, Texas. The primary function of this department is to make awesome lasers with assistance from Dr. Hydrete.

Additionally, many lasers were bought from Amazon, due to close relations with omnipotent being Jeff Bezos.

## History

The laser department was founded in a couple days by renowned scientist "The Government." After realizing that lasers are hard to make, they hire the help of Dr. Hydrete, who is a self-titled good at lasers. Within 30 days from now, the laser department was up and running.

Several wars were won due to the efforts of Mr. Government, and Dr. Hydrete. The second ever laser, called "Laser of Doom, MK. III." was used to gain the upper-hand in the war of the desupial drungles.

## My Favorite Part About The Laser Department

My favorite part about the laser department is the super cool lasers that they make. The best one is the "Hyper-Awesome Laser." The function of the Hyper-Awesome Laser is that it is really cool, and also using negative matter to decimate structures, including, but not limited to:

* The twin towers 2
* My friend Kevin
* I forgot
* The evil tower (pronounced "ee-vil")
* Syria

Another cool laser is the "semiconductor optical maser" because it is the first laser ever.\*

\*The first laser has no legal, practical, ontological, fictional, abdominal, or spiritual connection to the laser department (it killed thousands of people.)

## My Least Favorite Part About The Laser Department

My least favorite part about the laser department is that one of them blew up Kevin and his guts went all over the place. My mom made me clean it up even though it wasn't my fault. Also, the ethical ambiguity of laser studies and operations have placed a mental toll on me, and my decisions feel meaningless and insignificant compared to the sheer scale of the laser department.
StunkyWunky

### Overview

StunkyWunky is an electronic music duo consisting of members "Mizpeled 4" as Stunky, "Wunky Music" as Wunky, and "Gremlino Bite" as Grunky. Grunky is not actually a core member but he is important in an esoteric sense. They made music in an attempt at re-invigorating the music in Unjland, they have not yet achieved this goal, but we're only in act 1 of the musical so we don't know how it ends yet. Their also known as having the most viscous music. They make music with the genre of jizz pank fusion.

### Story

Wunky is a Pitch-White Entity who lived in Unjland, but rather than liking corporate music, he liked good music. He'd practice on a keyboard making good music. Stunky is a human who played on a guitar but his town was small so he'd go on voyages to expand his reach. He found the Unjland wall and played his guitar away from the world... or so he thought. Wunky was playing his keyboard on the other side and they had a jam session. It was at this point they formed... STUNKYWUNKY.

## Discography

### Singles

chip'd

Moldy Medley (Ontologically Retro!)

My Song 2

### $tUÑk¥wUÑK¥

AUSTEN IS A HATER

OH

A SHARP AND HEAVENLY CARROT

SEYMOUR BUTTS

MICROWAVE JASS (THE PIZZA ROLLS REVOLUTION)

CHAIR HAIR

NO OFFICER I'M SOBER (HE DOESN'T KNOW)

MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF BEING TICKLED

### Boisterous Behavior

Alert

Fill()

OH 2

People Griffith

Noises in the Garage

Silly Sonato

Take 128

ABC

Flavortown

### Listening Hazard

I miss my dad

B-Dong

The Fa

Portion of Distortion

I miss my dad 2

Pigpen Type Beat

This Song was made by

Hell on Unjland

### Chode Scissors

False Alarm

Uh

Bige

Gig

62 Pigs

Grains

Amiable Snowman Beam

FarquD

Till

Jaja

Funyins

I Pant

My Song 500 87

Mosque

My Song 500 92

Shovial Chute

Prelude in C Dorian

Broyan

Whi

Dubstep in Db Major Minor

The Primordiation Ceremony Ceremony

### Shmocliac

Shmocliac

So What

Niddle Childs are duds

Interlude

Democracy (Uh Oh)

Grog Suite

## Trivia

* StunkyWunky is criminal in Unjland
Shaquille O'Neal

**Shaquille** **O'Neal** (or simply **Shaq**) is a natural cheese that is relatively hard, off-white (or orange if colourings such as annatto are added), and sometimes sharp-tasting. Shaq originates from the English village of Cheddar in Somerset. He can do spinjitzu, use the Cheese Force, and throw beyblades really hard. He is responsible for the destruction of twelve major cities, though not internationally. He was looking for some bread and accidentally unleashed an army of possessed forks that ate entire cities and killed several people. It's a long story. Rather than pay for his crimes, Shaq fled the country and is currently hiding in the mythical land known as the Australian countryside. Shaq was last seen on the famous talk show ***Whatever** **Day** **That** **Was,** **with** **Wayne** **Kerr*** discussing the warrant for his arrest, during which he stated, "That's not fair, how can they arrest me if I didn't even mean to do it?". The exiled cheese still remains at large, though the specifics of his current whereabouts remain unknown.
The Evil Tower

## Overview

A photograph of the Evil Tower and the surrounding Landspace

The Evil Tower was a very diabolical and devilish tower located in King Henderson IX's quadrant of Bizberg, shortly before the founding of the Laser Department. It was made to be a base of operations for the Anti-Bizberg Rebels. However, in a test gone awry from the Laser Department, the tower was split in half, killing anyone inside.

While an apology was planned on behalf of Unjland, it was soon discovered the tower was to be used for evil, and so all apologies were unwritten with an opposite pencil. This event strengthened ties with Unjland and Bizberg
Timbold

## Overview

Timbold is a metaphysical Post-Matter entity whose existence is categorized by the drawings toddlers create. Occasionally, when a toddlet doodles, Timbold will be projecting himself onto the drawing to make his presence known. Timbold is friendly but jaded due to his unfortunate existence as a drawing. He's generally regarded as "repulsive" by parents and parental guardians who look over their kids drawings. Timbold as a phenomena started right around the time Gombliom Treemnar died, which caused an uprise of magic.

## Appearance

He looks like an uncanny valley human drawing, commonly with several exaggerated facial features and tiny pupils in comparison with his eyes. He tends to be more geometric and wrinkley than an average human and his ears never look right. Some contrarions theorize that these are just the things toddlers draw, but they are generally consistent with other Timbold appearances and never match the toddlers normal drawing style.

## Rare Cases

Timbold usually only projects onto toddlers, however, he can also project onto adults if certain unknown conditions are met. The result will be more mature but will still look the same. When the adult is drawing Timbold, they tend to be completely zoned out and only move their drawing limb.
Cooking With Meatballs

Picture of Cookball Ave.

HyperFlag of Cooking With Meatballs

Cooking With Meatballs is a city located in King Chunksworth V's sector of Bizberg. It has a population of 20 million and is considered the powerhouse of economy in Bizberg. The city was founded by Tyrone Markson and is currently owned by Craiq Udertonn. The city is infamous for having no conventional laws, just simply being exiled or killed if Craiq Udertonn doesn't like you. The city is only half human, the other half being critters, giants, goblins, furries, and intergalactic aliens. They also have a discord server.

## Cultural Customs

There is a bustling city and work culture, but also an aura of apathy due to it being in medieval area of Nouveau Europe. It's also very unreligious, making the city a prime target of sieges from Bizberg's non-modernized sections. Other than these prominent features, the area is very culturally diverse, and usually accepting of diversity. There is, however, no tolerance for medievalness. This has caused severe political unrest with the rest of Bizberg and has created separatists in both sides.

## Geography

The landscape of Cooking With Meatballs is relatively quaint. There's the big city, then suburban sprawl all around, except for to the south, where there is an expansive swamp (The Meatfall Mudlands). There's also a beach to the west. These areas bring loads of tourism and eventually citizens. The climate of the area is unnaturally cool due to the perputual nuclear winter loop enforced by the Cyan Hyper-Wizard. The weather is usually always cloudy, rainy, thundering, or grinting. It can rarely be seen as sunny or snowy but only in special events.

## Political

Cooking With Meatballs has no stated laws but is ruled by Craiq Udertonn who can do as he pleases because Bizberg has no influence on Cooking With Meatballs. This means that the number of punishments carried through by Craiq Udertonn is dependent on his mood. Whenever his daughter (Bethany Schwartz) steps further out of his life, the more angry he gets. Sometimes he gets negligent and crime skyrockets (not that it could be considered crime here).
Swinefelderville & Friends; The Way to Secrecy Inc.

## Swinefelderville & Friends; The Way to Secrecy Incorporated.

### Overview

This company was made by anonymous fellow who just so happens to be enamored with names that are really long. This company is dedicated to making fake money and has such been a nuisance to money companies and governmenty people.

### Currencies

* United States Dollar
* Unjland Thingamajigs
* Greenberg Near-Universal Pezo
* Euros
* Bitcoin
* Shitcoin
* Bleeshle Tokens
* Time
* Wasdcoin
* Bezos Dollars (Not to be confused with Bezos coins, which are not to be confused with Bezos Bucks.)

### Controversies

Alongside intense battles with every government and company they stole the currency from, they've received such extremely violent threats from The Intergalactic Patrol that they're limited to just currency from Earth and Greenberg
Disbigoia

### Overview

Disbigoia is a country which only kind of exists. Disbigoia is accessed when falling unconscious. There are no rules of physics in Disbigoia. It was created when Dr. Duppy connected a science node to the external gigabrain. When you die in Disbigoia, you die in real life, but you respawn after the grace period is over. This is controversial in Unjland because death is seen as dishonorable and you aren't allowed to come back.

### Treatment

Being asleep in the Infinite Lego Batman Store is a cause for concern as the Shovial Chute blocks access to Disbigoia. Allergy Medication kills your so you can't go to Disbigoia, but there are side effects: namely, instant death.
Dr. Duppy

Famous Photo of Dr. Duppy under the world's first folding car

### Overview

Dr. Duppy is a mad scientist who lives in Wyoming where he activates all science nodes and unlocks special materials. In his role as a scientist he has taken trips to top research countries such as Unjland, Biztown, or The Super Prize. He was killed by Dr. Hydrete in a field in Jagentie's Sector of Bizberg on Halloween of 2017.

### Relationships

Dr. Duppy doesn't form meaningful friendships and bonds, he just absorbs himself in his craft of science, he has, however, made enemies. He was performing a field study on how potions influence different forms of concrete with Dr. Monkey Boob Hitler Sex when Dr. Monkey Boob Hitler Sex poured a mild blindness potion on Dr. Duppy, making him need glasses, making them cartoon nemesis'. Dr. Duppy has also turned Dr. Hydrete into a rabbit, so when Dr. Hydrete came back to humanity after a few years, they fought till Dr. Duppy died.
Aftlhicky Schmerple

## Afthlhicky Schmerple upbring

Afthlhicky Schmerple was born into an age of warfare and bloodshed, and was made to fight for the country Disbigoia. Disbigoia was in a dire situation, as the Stinky Winky Empire. the leader of Disbigoia, Ronky Mike, tool action and had the Elephant (The One That Shows Up In Rooms) give birth to a child fit for dominating in war. the Elephant exploded and Afthlhicky Schmerple was born.

Afthlhicky Schmerple spent most of his life tickling small animals (not to be confused with Critters), as he really liked the sounds they made. he would also learn at a very young age how to expand in size at a rapid rate, a trait that he inherited from the Elephant that birthed him. he would combine his ability to increase in size with his love to tickle small things and would expand to very large sizes, and then try to tickle small animals. unfortunately, Afthlhicky Schmerple could not tickle them after increasing in size, as his fingers were too big to tickle the tiny little animals. Afthlhicky Schmerple also could not decrease in size after becoming bigger, as there was no way to get rid of him.

## Afthlhicky Schmerple vs the Stinky Winky Empire

Afthlhicky Schmerple was genetically engineered to be the perfect war machine against the Stinky Winky Empire. The known weakness of the Stinky Winkyians is Catholicism, the shitma force, and really small and really big shapes. Afthlhicky Schmerple incorporates all of these, as he is a VERY big priests. he also carries very small animals (which are known for geometricmaxxing when confronted with big things).

on october 11th, fwo fouthands and fhree, Afthlhicky Schmerple set out to destroy the SWE. he traveled very far along the Mammot Dabloon Trade Route, saving the Giants who were about the be Cronqertned. He used his geometrical priest powers to kill every single Stinky Winkyian, and moved onwards towards the Dinky Winky Stinky Winky Hinky Trinky.

after three long days and nights, Afthlhicky Schmerple made it to the Dinky Winky Stinky Winky Hinky Trinky on october 8th, fwo fouthands and fhree. he met up with the other members of the Winky Wankers, and began the process of the Wonkening of the Stinky Winky Empire
Annoying Orange

Really cool picture of Mr. Orange

Annoying Orange is a seriously fucking funny little orange with (get this)... A FACE! Not only does this funny little sphere sport a face, he also boisters a set of immaculate jokes and slapstick catchphrases. One of his funniest gags is when he yells "KNIFE!" and then a knife slices his primary opponents in half! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man... I just can't get enough of this funny fella.

## Annoying Orange and the Holocaust

In 1933, Adolf Hitler was appointed as the Chancellor of Germany, from here, he began implementing horrible extremely racist policies which dehumanized and murdered jewish individuals and other minorites in an inarguable genocide. The matter at hand resulted in nothing good and is one of the most horrible things to come out of humanity.

Annoying Orange was formed by a time rift and descended into Germany in 1945 to end the holocaust once and for all. Annoying Orange went to Hitlers esteemed "Hitler Room" and said his first words "KNIFE!" and then with the force of 17.26 suns, a really big knife descended onto hitler and split him in half. The Good Guy government noticed the big knife and the laughing his little ass off and decided the public should just get to know that Hitler killed himself instead.

## The Annoying Orange Web Series

it's fucking annoying orange bro, just watch it: https://www.youtube.com/@AnnoyingOrange or check out the gaming channel, whatever suits your fancy: https://www.youtube.com/@AOGaming

Did you guys know how many accounts Annoying Orange has? This is way more than any channel needs, right?

* https://www.youtube.com/@LittleAppleAO
* https://www.youtube.com/@AOGrapefruit
* https://www.youtube.com/@AOKIDS
* https://www.youtube.com/@MarshmallowAO
* https://www.youtube.com/@Pear
* https://www.youtube.com/@AOGrandpaLemon

## The Cyclicality of Mr. Orange

In 7894, Annoying Orange travelled back in time to 1945 above Germany and lost his previous memories; creating an infinite time loop of killing Hitler, doing heroine, starting the Annoying Orange web series, then doing future stuff, and repeating.