Betsy's dad makes a pizza in the hospital and gets grounded

## Cast

Betsy's dad-Eric

Nurse-Kate

Firefighter-Lee

Betsy's mom-Julie

Intercom-Professor/Conrad

Gus-David/Evil Genius/Zack

Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas

Cornchip Girl-Kayla

Lieutenant LaMaise-Wiseguy

## Transcript

Darnell: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooar! I am so mad right now! I can't believe I got grounded for calling Tina the N-Word for the fourth freaking time! Even worse, Daphne destroyed my science lab so I would not turn into a teeth guy like my friend Boris! I can't have it back for 2 days! I know what to do! Since Gus Griswald, his friend Cornchip Girl and their fathers are in the hospital, I will make a pizza just to set the hospital on fire! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

At the hospital, Darnell was in the kitchen.

Darnell: Now to make some pizza.

Darnell sets up the oven.

Darnell: Now to get out of here.

Meanwhile with Gus, Cornchip Girl and their fathers...

Gus: Pop, I smell something burning.

Lieutenant Griswald: Private, this is not the time for jokes!

Gus: Seriously Pop, I smell something burning!

Cornchip Girl: Same here.

Lieutenant LaMaise: She's right. Something's burning.

Nurse: Did I hear that the Hospital is on fire?!

Lieutenant Griswald: You were right Private. Let's escape before we get burnt. Move it Luke LaMaise!

Lieutenant LaMaise (in his TV voice): That's Lieutenant LaMaise to you, mister!

Lieutenant Griswald: I know, you already told me that.

Announcer: Attention. Please evacuate the hospital.

Everyone escapes the hospital, as it was burnt down.

Firefighter: Sorry we were too late. I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is Gus, Theresa and their fathers managed to get out safe. The bad news is someone left a pizza in the oven too long, which caused the fire.  I also found out what caused the Insane Hospital to burn down. Darnell Anderson, show yourself!

Darnell: What is it?

Firefighter: Were you the one who left this pizza in the oven?!

Darnell: Yes.

Firefighter: How dare you leave this pizza in the oven and let the hospital burn down?! That's it! Go home now!

Later, Daphne scolded her husband.

Daphne: Darnell, are you serious?! How dare you let the hospital burn down by leaving a pizza in the oven too long?!

Darnell: But Daphne, I wanted to get back at Gus, Cornchip Girl and their fathers after those Recess bullies sent them there in the first place.

Daphne: Why would you do that?! You are grounded grounded grounded for 34 days but since Gus, Cornchip Girl and their fathers survived, you are now grounded for 17 days, which is still long! Go to your room and you will not give Betsy any punishment days! You will not force her to eat a dead rat, destroy her bedroom, destroy her computer, give her an ugly face, yell at her loud, make her eat hot sauce, make her eat toilet paper, make her drink toilet water, play loud music in front of her, or send in Caillou to give her a concussion time! Here's another thing!

Darnell: What is it?

Daphne: I was going to let you go to your science lab until your two day ban was up, but since you set the hospital on fire and burnt it to a crisp, I'm now increasing your ban for four days!

Darnell: What?! Are you telling me I can't be a teeth guy for four days?!

Daphne: Sorry rules are rules! Besides, your friend Boris is the most popular teeth guy anyways! Go to your room now!

Darnell (running upstairs): No fair! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Daphne: What a mean husband of mine!

## Trivia

The audio featuring Lieutenant LaMaise saying "That's Lieutenant LaMaise to you, mister!" from the Recess episode The Army Navy Game is used as an audio where he realizes that the hospital is on fire.