Episode title

**Tom Brady Is Spreading Rumors at Rookie Orientation** is the 1st episode of Gridiron Heights season 6.

## Plot synopsis

*A mean girls parody in which Tom Brady spreads rumors about others in Gridiron Heights*

## Appearances (As they appear from left to right)

* Zach Wilson
* Trey Lance
* Trevor Lawrence
* Justin Fields
* Mac Jones
* Unknown Hockey Players
* Justin Herbert
* Joe Burrow
* Jaylen Waddle
* Devonta Smith
* Najee Harris
* Khalil Mack
* Andy Dalton
* Travis Kelce
* Stefon Diggs
* Odell Beckham Jr.
* Julio Jones
* Taysom Hill
* Joe Flacco
* Drew Lock
* Colt McCoy
* Von Miller
* Chase Young
* Darius Leonard
* Aaron Donald
* Adam Thielen
* Cole Beasley
* Hunter Renfrow
* Jalen Ramsey
* Josh Allen
* Josh Allen
* Unknown Unanimated Linemen
* Tyrod Taylor
* Brandin Cooks
* Mark Ingram II
* David Johnson
* Rodrigo Blankenship
* Patrick Mahomes
* Tom Brady
* Aaron Rodgers
* Russell Wilson
* Jared Goff
* Matt Ryan
* Roger Goodell
* Baker Mayfield
* Derrick Henry
* Tua Tagovialoa
* Jameis Winston
* Daniel Jones
* Joe Judge
* Jalen Hurts
* Ryan Fitzpatrick
* Bill Bellichick
* Christian McCaffrey
* Jerry Jones
* Kanye West
* Referee

## Transcript

- GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU PIG-TOSSERS!

00:12

♪♪♪

00:22

- What is UP, my baby football dudes?!

00:24

Us sophomores are here for your orientation.

00:27

- Nice try, freshman. I like a mature QB.

00:29

- Aight, here's the deal, bros.

00:31

Over there you got the divas.

00:33

Clipboard-holders.

00:34

Defensive stars who NEED to make up for their team’s offense.

00:37

White receivers.

00:39

- Did you know volcanoes can’t harm healthy men?

00:41

- [Justin Herbert:] Josh Allens.

00:42

Linemen we don’t have the budget to animate.

00:44

Texans. Do NOT sit there.

00:46

Sexually active kickers.

00:48

And King B and the GOATs. These dudes are, like, hot as s--t, bro.

00:51

- I saw you in college. You’re really good at football.

00:55

- So you agree? You think you’re really good at football?

00:58

- AT PRACTICE, WE WEAR RED!

01:00

- Tom Brady is, like, perfection.

01:02

- He’s so cool, we’re breaking the fourth wall to tell you.

01:05

- One time he scored 31 unanswered points in the Super Bowl.

01:08

… It was awesome.

01:15

- I don’t think my fiancee, Shailene Woodley from "Divergent," would like this.

01:21

- Oh, yeah, this whole thing is about how being popular makes you insecure.

01:23

[School bell ringing]

01:24

- [Tom Brady:] I found this bulletin-board material. I think the rookies made it.

01:29

- "The Browns are Serious Contenders." This can never get out.

01:33

- Mm, too late.

01:35

- Oh, @$%#, expectations.

01:38

- "Henry is due for a decrease in production"? Oh, they lyin', lyin'.

01:41

- Why is mine a whole chapter? I’ve only played ONE season, everyone.

01:45

- Do they know everything, or just the crab leg stuff?

01:47

- ENOUGH!

01:48

OK, who here has been personally owned by Tom Brady?

01:51

- ME, RECENTLY!

01:53

- ♪♪♪ Yo, I think we should all just alooong. ♪♪♪

01:56

- He doesn't even go here!

01:58

- [Roger Goodell:] STOP HIDING IN OUR STADIUMS, KANYE!

02:00

- Look, everyone. I’m sorry if my greatness infuriates you,

02:03

but I dare you to come at me!

02:05

- Taunting!

02:05

- [Together:] Aw, come on! - Boooo!

02:10

- Why should only Caesar be allowed to join a new team and recruit all his old friends to play with him?

02:14

Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is a better pure passer than Caesar.

02:18

People totally think Brutus would make a better Jeopardy host than Caesar,

02:21

and when did it become okay for one QB to win every ring, That’s not what ROME is all about!

02:26

We should totally just STAB CAESAR!

02:29

Yeah so I’m just happy to be back and playing for the Packers.