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Sorry

"Care"
"****Sorry****"
"Worth It"

"**Sorry**" is a song by Beabadoobee. It served as the second single from her debut studio album *Fake It Flowers* and is the seventh track on the album. It was released on August 6, 2020 alongside a music video.

## Theme

Sorry is as one in which the addressee is a childhood friend(s). During their years together they lived a wild, experimental life which included messing with drugs. But unfortunately for the addressee, such a habit overtook her to the point where the singer felt she needed to separate herself from this individual.

And even in the present day, the addressee is still dealing with this issue. So the singer is not only “sorry” for having to excommunicate this person, even though for the most part she still feels a need to do so. But she is also feeling partially to blame, so to speak, for this individual falling into such a trap in the first place.

## Lyrics

**[Intro]**

Yeah

**[Verse 1]**

Said I had to see you

But I don't and I won't

And I won't

To think I was just like you

All alone, skin to bone

Skin to bone

**[Chorus]**

And it hurts me

That you could be the one that deserved this even more

But you stayed in the same dark place that I adore

But you stayed for more

I guess that's what happens to the best of us

The best of us

**[Verse 2]**

I hope to come and see you

When your state's doing great

Doing great

A part of me feels for you

That I'm doing alright, and guess I've been feeling fine

**[Chorus]**

But it hurts me

That you could be the one that deserved this even more

But you stayed in the same dark place that I adore

But you stayed for more

I guess that's what happens to the best of us

The best of us

**[Instrumental Break]**

**[Bridge]**

I never wanna think twice

With what could've been your life

And I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

**[Chorus]**

It hurts me

That you could be the one that deserved this even more

But you stayed in the same dark place that I adore

But you stayed for more

I guess that's what happens to the best of us

The best of us

**[Outro]**

And I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

## Videos

* Official MV
* Performances

Beabadoobee - Sorry

Beabadoobee - Sorry (Live) - Vevo DSCVR At Home
Prognati

Prognati is a male tiefling with purplish skin living in Timberspire. He is a powerful artificer with the ability to perfectly duplicate items (though not their properties). He is responsible for making dozens, even hundreds, of halves of the staff of sarafin at the request of the monk, Takka.

The wizard Bigsby told the party to go find Prognati, sending them to the Frostspear mountains.

He has a life long partner, but the name of this partner is currently unknown.
Cackle

Cackle is a half orc rogue and ranger. The party first encountered him attempting to kidnap the drow wards they were taking to a wood elf village. He was working with a dwarf illusionist, Pix.

Later, Cackle worked with the monk Takka to find the second half of the Staff of Sarafin. They succeeded in recovering it, but a sepulcher ghost came searching for it. Cackle took the staff and ran into the night, pursued by both Takka and the ghost.

What happened to them is not clear, but it is believed Takka now has the staff.

The status of Cackle is unknown.

*Note: Played by James during a two part side adventure*.
Susie May

"The Moon Song"
"****Susie May****"
"Dance with Me"

## Lyrics

**[Verse 1]**

Susie May goes out at night

Thinking of all the things she likes

She can't afford to throw those things away

Susie May forgets she's not okay

**[Chorus]**

And does she know

It's not fine that she cries at night?

And does she know

It's not alright that she hates to fly?

Susie May, you're not okay

Time to find your way

**[Bridge]**

And I'm alright, don't you see?

Always tangled in bedsheets

You can see it in my eyes, always

1 AM with swollen eyes

**[Chorus]**

And does she know

It's not fine that she cries at night?

And does she know

It's not alright that she hates to fly?

Susie May, you're not okay

Time to find your way

**[Bridge]**

And I'm alright, don't you see?

Always tangled in bedsheets

You can see it in my eyes, always

1 AM with swollen eyes

## Music Video

Beabadoobee - Susie May (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
Thrand

Thrand is a male human. He is a multiclass Paladin and Ranger. Like many Paladins, he is somewhat pompous, but acts out of a design to help those in need. He is a member of the Wings of Woe adventuring party. During the battle with the Chafing Armor band, he nearly killed Penton, recognizing him as a great threat and striking him multiple times with spears.

He was briefly played by Dare.
Feast or Famine

Feast or Famine is a magical amulet taken from the Drow beneath Loft's mansion. It has the ability to cast "Hero's feast" but only after it has been used to cast "starvation" on a humanoid. Normally Heroes' feast has an expensive spell component but this circumvents that need.

Athroa used it on Oliver Blackeyes, the Craxidor Bandit who caused starvation to her village.

The items was traded to offset the cost in an attempt to revive Osokai.
Duncan Pebblebeard

Duncan is a female dwarf and the owner of the good ship Pisswhistle, and the lady love of Tix Birchmanson.

She has an eyepatch and wields a great maul. Though she is not as battle ready as an adventurer (and hates spiders!) she is still a dwarf maiden, and can and will defend herself.

She fell in love with Tix during their journey across the Sand Swallow Sea, and tries to communicate with him whenever she can.
Brugaru

**Brugaru is an Ice Devil who took over Timberspire. He promised to "make them more powerful", but did so by performing horrifying experiments** **on Frost Elves, usually fatal.**

He was defeated by the adventurers by causing him to lose confidence and exploiting his weakness to lightning.

He was eaten by the frost giant, Neldor.

He had a French accent.
Xu'ana

Xu'ana is a female drow. She adventured with the party for many months.

She serves the goddess, Lolth.

She has a druid's staff that is sharpened at one end. Her exact skills are unknown, but she has cast entangling vines.

She also has a hat of disguise, which allows her to pass as a wood elf.

Xu'ana first encountered the players when summoning a bear and summoning Osokai instead. She clearly has some affection for Osokai, but whether it was romantic or not is unknown. She was with Osokai on the last night of his life.

She has allied herself with the oppressed race of drow who have dragonscales like Penton. Their leader is Gan, who was rescued before being scarified to the nameless adversary.

She is currently in the underdark raising support and finding allies for against the adversary.
Denwulf

Denwulf of Newrock is the biological father of Morezi. A human male archeologist in his early 50's, he travels the world in search of adventure, treasure and a keen interest in other species, sometimes romantically so. He was something of a scoundrel as a young man, and while he has cooled down over the years, it still shows in his impulsive and adventurous nature.

Denwulf met Yommesh Mug'rah by chance, staying in the Mug'rah territory while on an expedition. He was very taken with Yommesh, in her strong personality and impressive, tall physique. After a while, he was driven out by threat of death, and never returned to the Mug'rah clan, entirely unaware he would soon have a daughter. He only meets Morezi when she is a young adult, crossing paths during the course of the adventure. He seems to care for Morezi, but Prognati told her she cannot trust her father.

He wields a magic whip, a sling that can cast "shatter" once per day, and a few magic spells from his ranger abilities.

He was briefly played by special guest, and real life archeologist, Rebecca, in two episodes.
Last Dragon Inn

The Last Dragon Inn is an Inn in Beltrane and the first place the adventures stopped when beginning their quest. It was discovered the innkeeper, his wife and child had all been killed and made into undead.

The party discovered a hidden passage to a secret chamber beneath where they encounter a X'nox and rescued several Drow children.

The inn is now owned by Boresse, a dwarf and his family who were saved by the party.
Charlie Brown

"**Charlie Brown**" is a song by Beabadoobee from her debut studio album *Fake It Flowers*. It is the fifth track on the album.

## Background

On August 5, 2020, Beabadoobee revealed the album's tracklist, cover art and official release date.

## Lyrics

**[Verse 1]**

Back on old habits

That no one knows about

Too bad that Charlie Brown

Has inked you up to slow you down

Has inked you up to slow you down

**[Chorus]**

Throw it away

Throw it away

Throw it away

**[Verse 2]**

I call you if I need you

Give my brain a sec

I just need to figure things out

Figure things out

**[Chorus]**

Throw it away

Throw it away

Throw it away

**[Bridge]**

If I could die here a million times

Then what's the point of trying?

**[Chorus]**

Throw it away

Throw it away

Throw it away

Throw it away

## Videos

* Audio

Charlie Brown
Tredaz'as

Tredaz'as is a Mind Flayer (Illithid) who has tried multiple times to kill the players. They initially encountered them early in their journey in the Underdark. Rather than fighting them, he sent three monstrosities to do the job. Osokai was able to intimidate him, an insult he has never forgotten.

They later sent "Chullithids" (Chuuls infected with mind flayer larva) in an effort to infect them with mind flayer larva.

They most recently appeared in Kalimvor where it was revealed he had successfully infected the Kraken of the Sand Swallow Seas with a mind flayer larva, which Penton dubbed "Kraklithid".

He works for the Nameless Adversary, though the exact relationship is unknown.
Chop

Chop is a large boar who became the companion of Osokai. Chop originally belonged to the unnamed elf necromancer on the isle of the dead, but after he was taken by the hags, Chop was left to wander. He followed the party on the ship and attacked Osokai, sensing he had something to do with his master's death, but gradually came to befriend him.

He gives off a faint whiff of necromancy.

He is believed to currently be with Gorluin, the sister of his original master.
Spitting Spiders

Spitting Spiders are larger than average spiders that can spit acid. They had been trapped in the treasure chest that was given to the party by Spree and could have caused major damage to the good ship Pisswhistle. Most were slain before they got out of Audrey 3, but one tried to kill Duncan and damaged the ship. Tix slew the spider, but Loft blamed the party for acid damage to the ship, claiming they owed him 500 gold.
Are You Sure

"**Are You Sure**" is a song by Beabadoobee from *Space Cadet*. It is the first track on the EP.

## Lyrics

**[Verse 1]**

You say you understand

Are you sure, are you sure?

You say you've been to Mars before

Are you sure, are you sure?

**[Chorus]**

It's funny for you

My state stays the same in outer space

It's funny for you

It's obvious you've never felt this way

It's pretty shit

My brain's alone and no one understands

**[Verse 2]**

You think you know my brain

Are you sure, are you sure?

You think you know just what to say

Are you sure, are you sure?

**[Chorus]**

It's funny for you

My state stays the same in outer space

It's funny for you

It's obvious you've never felt this way

It's pretty shit

My brain's alone and no one understands

**[Bridge]**

So talk to me again

You seem to understand

You claim to say it's fine

But you never really know where I am

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

**[Chorus]**

It's funny for you

My state stays the same in outer space

It's funny for you

It's obvious you've never felt this way

It's pretty shit

My brain's alone and no one understands

## Videos

* Audio

Are You Sure
Skhald

Skhald is a female elf living in the city of Massgate. She has a jewelry shop and is a skilled artificer and jeweler.

She is blind, but a combination of her innate talent and two items, the earrings and necklace of the bat, allow her to see in a radar like way as well as enhancing her other senses.

She has affection for Penton and communicates with him by way of one of two enchanted doll eyes.

She is overseeing a large construction project for the defense of Massgate.
Don't Get The Deal

"**Don't Get The Deal**" is a song by Beabadoobee from her second studio album *Beatopia*. It is the twelfth track on the album.

## Background

On March 23 Bea revealed Beatopia's album cover along with the track list.

## Theme

I’ve always wanted to make a song where it’s almost a call and response between the boy and girl. The male vocalist is Jacob, and we had written the song with Jack from Bombay Bicycle Club. He found the chords, and I felt like it just happened so naturally. It gets quite heavy at times, too, and then you have the middle eight where it almost takes you back to the kind of bossa nova section of the album. I think this song is just about the idea of manipulating someone or just not being the best person for that person, but you’re just so co-dependent.

## Lyrics

**[Verse 1]**

Tell me

How do you feel

I've realised

You just don’t get the deal

Tell me (I wonder if the time we spend)

How do you feel (I could have been a fireman)

I've realised (I'm thinking that I don’t get the deal)

You just don't get the deal

**[Chorus]**

Take time I'll wait a little bit

I don't mind, we've done this all before

It feels like we'll stop eventually

For now I guess we were meant to be

Take time I'll wait a little bit

I don't mind, we've done this all before

It feels like we'll stop eventually

For now I guess we were meant to be

**[Verse 2]**

Am I caught in a daze?

The look in your eyes

Is never the same

Am I caught in a daze? (I think it's getting harder to see)

The look in your eyes (I know that I've been losing sleep)

Is never the same (I don't think it’s ever the same)

**[Chorus]**

Take time I'll wait a little bit

I don't mind, we've done this all before

It feels like we'll stop eventually

For now I guess we were meant to be

Take time I'll wait a little bit

I don't mind, we've done this all before

It feels like we'll stop eventually

For now I guess we were meant to be

**[Bridge]**

I needed some time alone

To see that it hurts

You're looking for something

But I'm here to make it worse

**[Chorus]**

Take time I'll wait a little bit

I don't mind, we've done this all before

It feels like we'll stop eventually

For now I guess we were meant to be

Take time I'll wait a little bit

I don't mind, we've done this all before

It feels like we'll stop eventually

For now I guess we were meant to be

## Videos

* Audio

Don’t get the deal
T'grin

T'grin is a male half-orc barbarian. He is one of two who tried to murder Penton and Morezi when they were infiltrating the mines outside of Massgate. Unlike his partner, Oorlix, he lived and was spared by Morezi.

He left to seek rumors of the Temple of Animus. He eventually joined the party on their way and later became a pupil of the monk Raydja.
Spadeglen

Spadeglen is a small village in Beltrane. Penton and Morezi and Tovar went there to investigate a lead and discovered the whole town missing the next morning. In a nearby mine the entire population was dead, their brains having been eaten by Illithid. They were able to rescue Droom, who was imprisoned in the mine and forced to enchant gold with his breath.
Keaton (Punchy McLongFace)

Keaton (known by the players as "Punchy McLongFace" is a male human monk. He is part of the crew of Pirates led by Captain Cinder. In the pirate attack Keaton faired especially poorly, having his leg broken by Osokai and captured. He was left in the ship brig, and the adventure leading to the Isle of the Dead led to him being left to starve. Note: the players did not intend this.

Later, Tief, a boo hag, bonded him to the "sometimes mimic", giving him shape shifting powers. He came to Massgate along with the animated skeletons of his former crewmates to kill the party. He was finally destroyed at that battle.
Raven Queen

The Raven Queen is a deity overseeing life and death. Unlike other death gods, she does not wish death, but rather protects natural life. She does not want living things to die before their time, neither does she wish life to be extended unnaturally. To this end she sends a Dullahan (possibly more than one), a undead creature who slays other undead creatures.

The Raven Queen is believed to be one of the few gods who created the Staff of Sarafin thousands of years ago.

There is rumor that she replaced a cruel death god eons ago. Rumor says she was his consort, but because of his cruelty she poisoned him and took on his mantle, bringing more balance to the passage from life to death.

She intervened during the death of Osokai, saving his soul from the torments of Lolth by claiming him as one of her Dullahan.

She has also made a pact with Distant Bells. Bells attempted to block an attack from Audrey 3 that would have been fatal. She intervened, and said he could delay this fate, but not escape it. What that means remains to be seen.
Grand Duke Vigilfist

Grand Duke Koorus Vigilfist is a human monk. His fighting style is similar to that of boxing.

Duke is pompous, but really does seem to want to protect Massgate. He was badly injured in the battle at the docks against the mimic hybrid but did not stop.

He leads a small group of warriors and is the public face of heroes in Massgate reporting directly to the king.
Armband

On their first adventure, Morezi discovered a small armband in the trash of the goblins who kidnapped Penton. Molding itself to her considerable arm size, it is clearly magical.

On numerous occasions, when Morezi should not be able to attack a target (such as ethereal or incorporeal beings) the armband will pulse and her strike will hit true. She must still hit the target, but so far any creature, no matter how resistant, is not immune to her attack.

Baba Yaga requested a tiny sliver of her armband as payment for information.

The origin or limits of this armband are unknown.
Princess Alviana

Alvina is a young princess of the kingdom of Beltrane.

She is one of the few who can wield the Staff of Sarafin, but has been kidnapped, leaving only half of the staff.

Her whereabouts are unknown, and she has suffered from using the broken staff, though the exact effects are unknown.

Penton saved her as a young girl and was made court magician of the kingdom of Beltrane. He was struck down protecting her, leading to the first adventure where he was going to be skinned alive by goblins.
Loft

Loft Banewright is a human male shipowner in Massgate. He was previously co-owner of the Pisswhistle with Duncan.

Loft is tall and thin older man, resembling Scrooge. He tried to take Audrey 3 for damages to the Pisswhistle he blamed on the party.

Loft was colluding with Drow in a secret chamber under his manor. The drow are believed to have been serving the Nameless Adversary.

Loft was disgraced when this came to the public. His current whereabouts are unknown.
Lolth

Lolth is the Spider Queen, patron goddess of the Drow.

She has assisted the party in the past, even partially bringing Osokai back to life after being bitten in half by a shark.

However, she has a deep hatred for Osokai because he thwarted her ownership of his soul.

She may be working with other gods to oppose the nameless adversary.
Sometimes mimic

The "Sometimes mimic" is a unique variation of the mimic species. It is likely a normal mimic that has been altered by powerful magic.
It retains the appearance and function of a normal treasure chest as long as someone nearby perfectly imagines the contents. The idea being that only the person who knows the contents can access it. However, Penton knew what the Staff of Sarafin looked like, and was able to open it.
Anyone approaching it without doing so will be immediately attacked in a normal mimic fashion, with sticky pseudo-pods.

Later the boo hag Tief bonded Keaton the monk to the mimic, giving him shape shifting powers of the mimic. They were destroyed in the battle of Massgate.
Hat of disguise

This hat allows the wearer to assume the image of any creature from small to large size. The illusion is perfect, but only sight is affected.

For instant, Osokai once used it to look like a bear, but anyone touching him would know he was a man.

It is primarily worn by Xu'ana so she may disguise herself as a wood elf. It is currently with Xu'ana.
Simian Crevass

The Simian Crevass is an ancient fallen tower in the Penta Planes. It may be ten thousand years old. It consists of five fallen towers in the shape of a hand. It was the final location of the wizard Bigsby. It had become corrupted and zombie hands ceaselessly gathered rods and staves of all sorts in a blind attempt to find the Staff of Sarafin.
Nameless Adversary

The Nameless Adversary - sometimes known as The Master - is the primary villain of the first Chafing Armor campaign. Little is known of this being because it has cast a spell on the material plane making it near impossible for its name to be spoken. Its symbol is an eye with a jagged scratch through it. Tokens of this mark were found by the adventurers early in the campaign, but the mark was only visible later.

It spoke directly to Penton through the body of a bugbear in the underground area of Massgate. Later, it spoke directly to Penton and Morezi again while animating the skeleton of a dragon.

Its plans are obscure, but it is opposed by the deities Garl Glittergold, The Raven Queen, Bahamut, and possibly Lolth and Gruumsh. The only certain thing is it wishes to control the Staff of Sarafin.

   It is known by the baleful blue glow that emanates from creatures imbued with its power.
Tazas

Tazas was a female drow paladin. She was the leader of a band of drow who served The Nameless Adversary. The party encountered her band under Loft's manor and defeated them. Most notably, after Tix reduced her to dust with a cause wounds spell, he took Destiny Seeker, a sentient sword that became an axe so he could wield it.
Archebald

Archebald is a half-elf male monk and rogue. He is bald and his face has a bird like appearance.

He trained under Raydja and thus gained the ability to sprout wings and fly once per day.

Out in the world he started a circus, Archebald's flying circus, which he used as a cover for crimes, culminating in an attempt to assassinate Princess Alviana.

He was stopped by Penton which led to Penton be appointed court magician and guardian of the princess.

Later, Archebald returned to Temple of Animus where he assisted Penton, despite still holding a grudge.
Wizard Bigsby

The Wizard Bigsby is a human, male wizard. Ten thousand years ago he helped a young princess use the staff of sarafin to destroy A Terrasque using a Bigsby's hand spell so large it created a massive, hundreds of mile long hand print that would become the penta plains.

This act killed Bigsby and the princess, but he preserved a fragment of his soul in a gem which gave the party advice before being destroyed by Tix's ward.
Athora Greyfield

*Played by Rylee*

Athora is a Tiefling fighter that has light purple skin with dark purple on her horns, tail, ears, and a light sprinkling under her eyes (freckles). She has white eyes and blond hair that’s tangled at the bottom. She wears standard scale armor and a purple brown cloth on her waist. She wields a large two handed sword in battle.

She comes from a village in the east, one that mainly focused on agriculture. She had been in search of the bandits that raided her village, stole all of their harvest and caused most of her village to die of starvation, including her fiancé. She vowed that she would return with the bandits alive so that they may be locked up and starved to death in the center if their village. She has been tracking the bandits until fortune brought her into contact with our little band of adventurers. She was able to avenge herself upon those most directly responsible, but because of how loud she is about her intentions and who she’s hunting, the rest of the bandits are always able to stay one to two steps ahead of her. But the moment that they believe she’ll become an actual threat they’ll put a bounty out on her head and horns.

She was given a hideous cloak, a ruined dire bear skin, by Frost Elf Daylor, which gives her advantage on intimidation checks or charisma checks once per day.
Captain Jackson

Captain Jackson is a formerly human, now Shifter, female. She is the Captain of the good ship Pisswhistle. When Osokai was killed by a zombie shark, the goddess Lolth brought him back by forcing his consciousness into Jackson. They were able to revive Osokai, but the process caused both to share memories and for her to become a bear shifter.
Set

Set is a god of death. Thousands of years ago he attempted to enter the material plane. He was stopped by a princess with the Staff of Sarafin and the battle split a mountain in two, creating Sunrise and Sunset.

It was believed Set was about to attempt this again, so a band went forth to find the Staff of Sarafin, including Penton.

The final battle outside of Sunrise and Sunset resulted in the kingdom of Beltrane's forces being defeated, the staff broken and the princess taken, which was the beginning of the first Chafing Armor campaign.

However, another force, The Nameless Adversary, was really at play. They seem to have killed Set. His body was seen by Penton and later it slipped into the astral plane, as the bodies of gods do.
Try Rolling Better

"Try Rolling Better" is a Twitch Dungeons and Dragons streaming show.

In 2020 Chafing Armor and Try Rolling Better did an epic, four episode crossover, where Penton, Morezi and Distant Bells went to the Try Rolling Better universe, and several of their characters came to the Chafing Armor universe.

The reason for coming to Chafing Armor seems to be related to Athora's Mysterious Benefactor who sought a short sword that no creature in this universe could move.

You can see archived Try Rolling Better episodes here.
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Discography

*Lice*
(2018)*Patched Up*
(2018)*Loveworm*
(2019)*Space Cadet*
(2019)*Fake It Flowers*
(2020)*Our Extended Play*
(2021)*Beatopia*
(2022)*Upcoming Project*
(2023?)

Singles

*Coffee*
(2017)*The Moon Song*
(2017)*Susie May*
(2018)*Dance with Me*
(2018)*If You Want To*
(2019)*Disappear*
(2019)*She Plays Bass*
(2019)*I Wish I Was Stephen Malkmus*
(2019)*Care*
(2020)*Sorry*
(2020)*Worth It*
(2020)*How Was Your Day?*
(2020)*Together*
(2020)*Last Day On Earth*
(2021)*Cologne*
(2021)*Winter Wonderland*
(2021)*Talk*
(2022)*See you Soon*
(2022)*Lovesong*
(2022)*10:36*
(2022)*Sunny Day*
(2022)*The Perfect Pair*
(2022)*Glue Song*
(2023)*The Way Things Go*
(2023)

Collaborations

*Speed Dial*
(2018)*Death Bed*
(2020)*Hurry Home*
(2020)*Silver Into Rain*
(2022)*Fall In Love With A Girl*
(2022)*iScream*
(2022)*Tinkerbell is Overrated*
(2022)*Cyberkiss 2 U*
(2022)*Glue Song (Remix)*
(2023)*A Night To Remember*
(2023)

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Massgate

Massgate is the first major city the Chafing Armor adventure's visit.

It is on the eastern shore of the Sand Swallow Sea and a major port.

It is part of the Kingdom of Hyboria.

It is the home of the elven jewelsmith, Skhald.

Here the adventurers:

Disgraced the shipeowner, Loft.

Tix obtained Destiny Seeker under Loft's abode.

They met and allied with the King of Hyboria, Teshin.

Fugli the bard met them at Groondle's Inn, where he performed the now famous "Chicken Shack" song.
Garl Glittergold

Garld Glittergold is a gnome deity and primary patron of Tix Birchmanson.

Early in Tix's life he directly intervened in Tix's clerical ambitions. After Tix rescued his Rock Elemental Ward, Garl created a magical backpack that would allow him to carry the elemental without being discovered

Garl's reason for doing this is unknown.

It is believed that Garl may be one of the original gods who helped create the Staff of Sarafin thousands of years ago.
CancerCrone

Cancer Crone is a cult in the Chafing Armor universe. Their symbol is an eye with a jagged line through it. They are believed to serve the nameless adversary, but that has not been confirmed. They are rumored to be powerful enough to slay a dragon and it was they that hired Distant Bells and Ynaskyr to kill Osokai.
Aaron Houghton

Aaron Houghton is a human female. She is a young farmer from north of Massgate. She found Audrey 3 and went inside, accidently dying when touching its skull and having her blood drained. Her body was found and buried by Penton and later her ghost appeared to him. He was able to keep her from becoming a vengeful ghost, told her parents where she was buried and got a priest of the Raven Queen to help put her to rest.
Neomanu

Neomanu is a female human who is both a wizard and a paladin. She is approximately 50 years old, but looks older from a hard life. She is battle hardened and surely. She encounter the party attempting to rescue her friend, Willobog, from Baba Yaga's hut.

She slew a dire bear in order to summon multiple Umber Hulks to dig tunnels that would trip the house. While defeated by the players, she was able to come to an understanding with them and receive their aid.
Dragon Fetish

The Dragon Fetish is a dragon statue with the power to turn humanoids into animals. It was looted from the realm of the dead god Set by the Kinori. They planned on turning people into animals by using a elf sorceress to empower the statue and create a rainstorm that had this effect.

For reasons unknow, while the party was transformed they retained their intelligence. They were able to defeat the druid and destroy the statue, thus returning to humanoid form.
Aki

Aki (full name Akatosh) is a large lizard who has become the pet of Morezi. She is about the size of a Tegu and was saved from death when the party encountered and cleansed desecrated temple of Lolth. She had been nailed to a pillar by her tail, which grew back slightly crooked.

She likes mice.

Aki seems to have a basic sense link with Morezi, as evidenced by when Morezi was once blinded by a Tzakandi and Aki was able to pass along what she saw by sitting on Morezi's shoulder.
Spree

Spree is a female selkie, a kind of fae who can transform into a seal. When they become humanoid their seal skin can be worn as a cloak. If it is burned they cannot return to seal form.

Spree was enslaved by the Hags and forced to distract the players and steal the Staff of Sarafin.

Tix healed her burned skin and allowed her to resume her form.
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Finna

Finna is the daughter of Owen and Brauwin, owners of the Last Dragon Inn. She was killed by agents of the nameless adversary and turned into a ghost. She helped the party to find the hidden passage below before being made into a more violent ghost. Her soul was set free, and it was this act that allowed Osokai to be claimed by The Raven Queen as a Dullahan. Is was she who took his hand and led him into the afterlife.
Norfir

Norfir is a male firbolg thief. He was a companion of Athora during her original quest to find the Craxidor Bandits. He was captured and rescued by Athora and her new companions. He left the party after the funeral of Osokai. He possesses at least two "holes" that open a random portal to anywhere in any plane. They allow instant escape but can easily mean instant death. One lead to the bag of holding the party had and allowed Athora to escape. The other accidently sent Osokai to the astral plane where he nearly was transported to the bottom of the ocean.
Sunrise and Sunset

Sunrise and Sunset are the twin mountains where Tix is from.

Legend has it that thousands of years ago the God Set attempted to enter the material plane and was stopped by a princess wielding the Staff of Sarafin. But in the attempt Set clove a mountain in half, creating sunrise and sunset.

They are home to dwarves and gnomes who get along well. Sunset has become infested with monsters and only recently had been reopened by Fomorians.

It is in Sunset that Tix rescued his mysterious ward, an obsidian rock elemental.
Gorluin

Gorluin is a female elf necromancer living outside of Zentil Keep. She warned the party not to trust the mayor of Zentil Keep, Rathal. She is believed to be the sister of the elf necromancer who had a silver spike driven through his head by the three hags at the isle of the dead and is also believed to have Chop in her care after the death of Osokai.
The Witch of the Lowlands

The Witch of the Lowland is a mysterious figure living in the swamplands of far south Hyboria.

Penton with a band from Beltrane quested to find her where she revealed the location of The Staff of Sarafin.

The party knows she may know how to heal the staff, but it is believed she left the lowlands, being sought by the forces of the nameless adversary.
She has never met the party, but Tief appeared as her in an attempt to fool the party. She (according to James) looks and sounds "Like Mrs. Doubfire".
Penta Plains

A vast plains, the Penta plains is due east of the city of Massgate in the continent and kingdom of Hyboria.

The Penta Plains is famous for giant canyons that run for miles.

Only those viewing from high can see these are the remnants of a massive handprint from when the Wizard Bigsby and a princess used the Staff of Sarafin to amplify a "Bigsby's hand" spell to destroy a Tarrasque ten thousand years ago.
Althaxia (Emilia Ravenwood)

Althaxia (human name Emilia Ravenwood) is an adult blue dragon. She spent a few decades living as the human Emilia Ravenwood and gave birth to several human children and the Spellscale sorcerer, Penton.

Because of her long lifespan she left her family "for a little while" and was never seen again... until she arrived back in Penton's life unexpectedly in Kalimvor. Though he had long suspected, this was the first confirmation his mother was actually a dragon.

Althaxia is a typical adult blue dragon, which means she is a skilled magic user, hundreds of years old, and very powerful. Her human guise is that of a beautiful, middle aged woman with long dark hair.
Island of the Dead

The Island of the Dead (or Isle of the Dead) is an island near the center of the Sand Swallow Sea. It was previously owned by a elven necromancer, before being defeated by a coven of hags. This is the Island where the party defeated all but one hag (the boo hag) and found Audrey 3, who had been created by the hags. It is also where they rescued Spree, a Selkie under the thrall of the hags.
Obsidian Fury

Obsidian Fury was a rogue jaeger who's pilots joined the PPDC after the kaiju Slattern(who emerged in Sydney and was bought down by the rogue)

Pilots:

Obsidian's pilots are Lisa duma and her best friend Sophia Rima.

weapons:

Obsidian has two plasma chainsaws, shoulder rockets with 6 silos, laser cannon and arm scrappers.

kill counts:

Slattern v2

otachi v2

Iron horn

gender:

Obsidian is a male jaeger despite being piloted by two women, Lisa is known to flirt with the jaeger despite it not being a living being
Ulfmu

Ulfmu was a dragonborn paladin of Bahamut, who was kept alive by a skeletal dragon avatar of the Nameless Adversary in a desecrated temple of Kronisipis, dragon god of fate. He passed after the magic keeping him alive dissipated upon the avatar's destruction.

Ulfmu was a member of the Talons of Justice, the order of Bahamut paladins.
Destiny Seeker

Destiny Seeker is a sentient weapon. Originally owned by Tazas, a dark paladin drow, it was taken by Tix and changed from a sword to an axe so he could wield it.
It can communicate telepathically with Tix.
It appears to drink the blood of victims.
It augments Tix's power, with additional bonuses to strike and necrotic damage.
Prognati told Tix that the blade is evil, what exactly that means remains to be seen.
Kinori

The Kinori are a race of lizard men who are distinct from the "Lizard folk" more known in D&D. They resemble humanoid velociraptors.
They are white or black scaled and the white scales are cruel dominators, using the blackscales as servants. They are famous for their potion crafting, often incorporating potions into their combat and carrying them in bandoleros or belts.

They attempted to use the Dragon Fetish they discovered in Set's realm to take over the Penta Plains. Several were trapped in Set's dimension, but some were able to escape atop a massive flying snail.
Raro

Raro was a illithid human passing himself off as a human rogue.

The players first encountered him on a pirate ship as a prisoner. He had allowed himself to be captured to keep an eye on the second half of the staff of sarafin, which later turned out to be a fake.

He befriended the players, interacting with them at Massgate and following them to the Penta Plains, where he attempted to infect them with Illithid larva. He was slain by the party.
Staff of Sarafin

The staff of sarafin is a powerful artifact created by the gods more than 10,000 years ago.

Only a few of certain bloodlines can wield the staff.

Princess Alviana was supposed to use it to stop the most recent threat, but the army was defeated, she was kidnapped, and the staff broken.

Anyone can now use the staff, giving godlike powers, but the cost is entirely unpredictable and likely fatal.

Currently Penton has one half of the staff in Audrey 3. The second half of the staff is missing. Many, many fake halves of the staff exist, made by the artificer Prognati.

The Nameless Adversary seeks the staff.
Darmaw Zemar

Darmaw Zemar is a human, male wizard who lives in Kalimvor. He has a small tower and is interested in rare and magical items. He offered to buy the Wyvern in a bottle in Audrey 3, but the party refused when Audrey did not wish to let it go. He has influence and money. He also wished to hire Distant Bells.
Oliver Blackeyes

The last survivor of the Craxidor Bandits. The bandits raided Athora's village and many starved because of it. She set on a quest to find them and bring them back to her village so they could stand trail and be made to starve.

Most Bandits were killed in the Penta Plains.

Oliver was subjected to the "Feast of Famine" medallion that caused him to die of starvation. He became a Hunger Ghost, cursed to feed on Tieflings, with a special hatred for Athora.

He was defeated (twice!) by Athora and later Athora and Tix. If his ghost will return again is unknow.
Chafing Armor Wiki

**Welcome to the Chafing Armor Wiki!**
We're so glad you're here! The Chafing Armor Dungeons and Dragons podcast is a fun tale of a band of adventurers in their quest to save the world! Coming out every two weeks, Chafing Amor has over four years of content for you to enjoy.

It features the heroics of Tix the cleric, Penton the sorcerer, Distant Bells the rogue, Athroa the fighter and Morezi the barbarian!

There's walking chicken huts (and chicken hut songs!), monsters, magic and a ton of silliness. You can listen on most podcast apps, the chafing armor website and youtube!

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## Playing Characters

Penton ShallusTix BirchmansonDistant BellsAthora GreyfieldMorezi Mu'grah

***Chafing Armor Links:***

* **Playing Characters**
* **NPC's of Chafing Armor**
* **The many gods of CA**
* **Locations and Lands**
* **Items of Magic and Power**
Beast

Beast is one of the five Aracocra (bird humanoids) that joined the party on their initial part of their journey in the Penta Plains. All five possess the ability (as a group) to summon a wind elemental. Beast is the only one shown to have had healing abilities. They were last seen searching the ruins of the Simian Crevass for a rod that their people have long sought.
Éjfél

Éjfél (pronounced AY-feel) is Penton Shallus' raven familiar. They've been together long enough that the two can communicate verbally as well as empathically. Éjfél can even deliver touch spells for Penton, though generally Penton does not like to send her into battle unless absolutely necessary. She keeps a nest on Audrey 3's roof.

Éjfél acquired a "Ring of Resizing" which allows her to grow from "Tiny" to "Medium" once per day. Essentially, she becomes as large as a human!

(Éjfél is the Hungarian word for midnight.)
Takka

Takka is a female monk. While technically human she has a monkey-like appearance, a result of her training with Raydja.

She is powerful, but also mischievous, often choosing the path that is more fun than practical.

Takka is first seen in a flashback with Penton, when they stopped a group of kidnappers disguised as a travelling sideshow from taking Princess Alviana on her 13th birthday. Takka took down an ogre while Penton drove off the rouge band's leader, Archebald.

She worked with the half-orc rogue, Cackle, in an attempt to find the second half of the Staff of Sarafin. They succeeded in finding it, only to discover there was a Sepulcher ghost trying to take the staff.

It is believed Takka now has possession of the second half of the staff, but exactly where and to what purpose is unknown.

The artificer Prognati claims Takka commissioned him to make many duplicates of the half of the staff to fool pursuers.

*Note: Played by Lee during a two part side adventure.*
Fugli

Fugli is a human bard. He lives in Massgate and is known for wearing distinctive darkened shades. He created the now famous "Chicken Shack" song about Audrey 3. This song more than anything has lead to notoriety of the party, spreading across the land and sung by many bards.

note: Fugli is based on real life bard, Fugli. You can see his work here
King Midge

King midge is a goblin male. When the players first found Penton he was captured by goblins. One of them found the true second half of the staff of Sarafin. He renamed himself King Midge and moved the Castle Pradlethorn. The staff gave him almost unlimited power (equivalent to "wish" spells and high level wizard spells) but at a terrible price. The magic flowed into him, distorting and mutating his body. When the staff was taken from him and then shot by Cackle, he exploded.
Semuyana

Semuyana is a deity to the lizard folk. He may be one of the original gods who created the staff of sarafin. He has appeared to Morezi multiple times in visions saying "Protect my interests".

It was he who inspired the blacksmith in Massgate to upgrade Morezi's armor to include dragon scale, making is magical.

He also seems to guide some of the actions of Morezi's pet lizard, Aki.
Gan

Gan is a male drow with the rare condition of dragonscale skin, not unlike Penton. They are known as the Jaezred Chaulssin. This subrace of drow is treated poorly by other drow, and he was about to be scarified to the nameless adversary when saved by the party. He swore to repay his debt to Penton.

Years later, he grew in power and made a pact with an unknown entity of even more warlock powers, including the ability to form an Eldritch Blast into a weapon.

He is now a playing character played by James in the "Descent into the Demonwebs" miniseries. He is on a quest to slay Lolth the spider queen or die in the attempt!
Johni el Emo

Este canal es una leyenda urbana, no forma parte del lore. En otras palabras, este personaje es una simple teoría y por ende no forma parte del cannon. No se le debe asociar con la realidad.

## **Advertencia**

Cualquiera que intente ir a su canal, hágalo con cuidado. No se sabe muy bien qué contiene dentro y muchas personas deciden no ir directamente al link por terror extremo. Recomendamos no entrar.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWfeIKPOJbPMx1XqGXoHrgw

## **Historia**

**Johni el Emo** es un canal de Youtube sin videos y con un solo subscriptor, el cual es el mismísimo Veigar Galaxy Youtube. Las únicas subscripciones que tiene Veigar son a canales únicamente de críticas, como Amor y Felicidad Críticas, Teemo Gaming, entre otros. Entonces, Johni el Emo es una excepción a ello, ¿Pero por qué?

Muchos fans dicen que Johni el Emo es un simple canal borrado o dejado en vano, que antes subía videos y tenía principalmente uno de ellos respondiéndole al primer video de Veigar en su canal, pero luego fue borrado ese mismo. Otros que confrontan esa teoría, tienen un pensamiento de algo más aterrador, siendo este uno de que Johni el Emo es un cádaver abandonado que ahora tiene como medio deambular entre todos los vivos, como un fantasma.

No hay una teoría confirmada así que ninguna de estas puede ser incluso cierta. Muchos relatan a Johni el Emo como a un simple fan de JoJo's fantasma, posiblemente amigo de Veigar Galaxy Youtube.
Meow-Meow's OCs

Starland Krew: River, Amira, Serenity, Jenna, Riley, Mist

B.O.T and the Beasties: Brownie, Vanilla

PAW Patrol: Tyke, Louise, Tyke's pups

Top Wing: None yet!

Uglydolls: None yet!

Baldi's basics: 2nd Prize, 3rd Prize, 4th Prize and Boogie

(HATED FANDOM)

Kiri and Lou: Aqua. Lily. Splash, Alexandrite and Amber. Ruby, Pleasure, Chrome.
Incidente Star Butterlfy

Incidente Star B. Kawaii XD

*No ser confundido con la página del personaje Star Butterfly Kawaii XD*

El incidente Star Butterfly Kawaii es uno de los eventos mayores principales dentro de la trama argumental de los CGLOL (Críticos Geniales de League of Legends), no solo siendo este el que dio inicio a esta gran saga, sino también un evento lleno de misterio y curiosidades.

Este se desarrollo desde el 1 de Diciembre de 2020 (fecha del primer vídeo de Veigar Galaxy) hasta el 5 de Diciembre de 2020 aproximadamente. Este incidente consistio en una videocrítica hecha por Veigar Galaxy a la youtuber Star Butterfly Kawaii XD, donde la acusaba de acoso violento y agresivo hacia él. No tuvo un final concreto y Star B. Kawaii XD no respondió, pero algo es seguro, este es uno de los eventos más importantes dentro de la saga de CGLOL, y dio lugar a muchos más eventos futuros.

### **Implicados (En orden de aparición)**

- Veigar Galaxy

- Teemo Gaming

- SuperTailsFan55

- BulmaLaEla

- Amor y Felicidad Críticas

- Blizcrack