Vern

A Paranormal Investigator, who keeps on dying throughout his whole stay on Total Drama (except for Action) as Staten himself (Chris McClean) keeps bringing his ass back to life. Character by @jofutofu on tumblr/@geartop on discord.

## Who is "Vern"

### Basic information

Tally "Vern" Ann is a Paranormal Investigator who like to be a bit silly. He is for messing with people he hates,(ei. bossy and mean with intent). He is very defensive of people on his "I give a shit (i.e his friends) He has a hot temper and a very foul mouth, he can be a dramatic bitch for the fun of it. He is all in for sacrifices and murder

### Personality and crap

Often willing to do stupid shit with people like Izzy and especially Tyler. Overall a dramatic hot temper but silly guy whose anger can blind them sometimes.

### What he looks like

He wears mostly long sleeves shirts with blue and white stripes. With black cargo pants that have everything and anything in them. He wears a navy blue jacket with fur. He has dirty blonde hair and has no pupils due to an incident during his childhood.

## Total Drama Island

When Vern first arrived at the camp he gets run over by the next camper’s boat. He was put in the Killer Bass along with his soon-to-be friends. Vern is challenged-oriented but can be very dramatic for the fun of it. During the first challenge, Duncan accidentally shoved Vern off, causing him to die from a shark biting his head clean off. This event is what triggered his to start the Team Duncanator alliance with his first member being Coco. Coco only made the alliance at first due to her feeling bad for Vern. Vern only made the alliance by just shit-talking Duncan to Coco as a way to vent and due to Coco being the closest person next to him. He later gets Cupid to join the Duncanators for their mutual hate for that weenier dog looking bitch. Every episode he dies mostly due to Duncan’s fault, which leads him to only continue the game just to spite both Courtney and Duncan. He comes in second place in Island from that spite

## Total Drama Action

Vern during his stay at action realized his feelings for Trent from the previous season. He is put on the Killer Grips. During his time he saw that Trent was throwing challenges for Gwen which cause him to frame himself for throwing as a way for Trent to get farther in the game. Vern makes it so that he obviously throws a challenge and makes a bullshit excuse that “he fell for someone in the other team and wants that person to win”. He is later voted off in 3:10 Crazytown. Surprisingly Vern doesn’t die a single time in his stay. He is cheering on for both Coco and Cupid to win. He also kicks Justin in the balls, he Fortnite dances over Justin’s body.

## Total Drama World Tour baby!

During his stay for World Tour, Vern is with Geoff and is cohosting for the Aftermath with him as he does not want to do any crazy stuff this, season one is enough for him thank you. This season continues on without Vern getting kill due to Duncan not being on his team and Duncan leaving earlier in the season. He is shown to be a bit jealous when watching the Niagara Brawls challenge as he “wanted to be a bride, but is stuck playing the bridesmaid”. He is later losing his shit in excitement when Cupid reached the final three, as he is happy that someone in the Team Duncanator managed to beat Duncan and is genuinely happy for his friend. When first meeting the new contestants he tells Alejandro that he can mutilate, decapitate, and humiliate him. For Sierra, he asked if her last name was Mist and that she should learn a cool thing called consent.

## Revenge of The Island

Vern becomes the new Lobotomy as he is forced to do demonstrations as he becomes an intern so not to go back to the states

## Relationship and gay marriage

### Romance(ew)

He has a one-sided love for Trent. This started way back in Island when Trent almost died from pufferfish poison. Due to Trent getting the shit kicked out of him in Island Vern felt that he and Trent can be friends over getting into life or death situations.(He thinks Trent is cool) These feelings only emerge during the Fashion Relay Race, the Devils Tango, and the Not Quite Famous challenge. Vern knows that these feelings are of romantic love during Action as he is then confronted with the one-sided yaoi feelings (He never told anyone about his crush on Trent). (Fun Fact: Gwen knows) (also Fun Fact: Vern doesn’t know about that). He later realized that the feelings are more platonic during Action and jumped ship.

### The allies and the crackheads

#### Team Duncanator

During Island, he made the Team Duncanator alliance with Coco, Cupid, and Mapleline. Vern once taught Coco about sacrifices and blood rituals to help them during the House of Horrors challenge. He was sad to see that Mapleline was the victim of Courtney's plan to save herself as Courtney’s interference during the challenge caused the Killer Bass to lose the House of Horrors, Courtney not wanting to get eliminated decides to sabotage Team Duncanator and pin the blame on one of the members in there. Courtney was able to convince most of the Killer Bass to vote out Mapleline as “they was the one who planned it out so they should take responsibility”. He later gets Hickory a new contestant from World Tour to join much to Coco’s dismay.

#### Brooke

Was in Killer Bass on Island. Vern thinks that they dye their hair and also think that they are a Daywalker (a vampire that can walk in sunlight) due to how fast Brooke completes challenges and tasks.

#### Candy

Was in Killer Bass for Island. Due to Danny's response when Candy says their name during the first episode, Vern is confused half of the time whether their name is Canada or Candy. He likes their snarky attitude during World Tour.

### Rivals and Rituals

#### Duncan

Started during the second half of Not-So-Happy Campers, as during the shark dive Duncan accidentally shoved Vern to dive. When falling Vern lands on top of a shark and gets his head bitten off. (Ex.In The Big Sleep Duncan kills Vern by accidentally setting him on fire.) Duncan is the cause of most of Vern’s deaths in Island. In Action Vern just had to tolerate him as Duncan became friends with Gwen. For World Tour, Vern wanted to sell Duncan on eBay at this point.

#### Courtney

Often butted heads with Courtney in Island as Courtney’s bossy attitude and more challenged-focused approach clashes with Vern’s approach to challenges which is to have fun but help the team in any way. Doesn’t understand why Courtney fell/dated Duncan of all people. (also fueled their rivalry/hatred of each other). Action Vern felt that Courtney suing her way back felt petty, as she could have just won the Aftermath Comeback. World Tour was happy that she let Vern kick Duncan in the balls

## Fun Facts baby!

He doesn’t know anything about his old man

His mother is arrested during the events of Action

He lost his pupil all for a dare, he was dared to put Taco Bell Green Sauce in his eyes… he gets run over by a car

He likes knives as during Total Drama he gives people who he is cool with a knife

He likes to create and make shit (cooking, songs/poems, fashion, and blood jewelry) He is not allowed in the kitchen....

His kicks hurt like a bitch

His pants pockets have everything and anything in them

He’s not Canadian but Korean-American

What he does with the money is something he hasn’t thought off (in Ass- Stars the continuous cycle of him dying leads to him going through an existential crisis, as he feel like that his life is a lost cause from him dying all through out Total Drama)

He filmed himself drunk for his audition tape to help with the nerves (joined to have fun)