Legislative Docket

Use this page to propose laws for the next session. All bills require a second and must be submitted an hour before any session to be considered.

Bills can only be voted on with a quorum (10 MPs) in the session

## Bil**ls**

* **Speaker Election -** Accept nominees and elect two speakers for future sessions, speakers will be responsible for:

- Starting and maintaining parliament threads they are speaker for

- Introducing docket bills during official sessions

- Calling for and recording votes on bills

### **Independence from /pol/ bill.**

Independence, you ask? That's right.

I look at the /r9k/ parliament today and what do I see? "Serfs" talking about lords and stuff and "cerberus" being represented here despite having policies that have nothing to do with r9k. I see Catharsis taking control of shit then bailing half way through despite none of us having a say in her being allowed to take control of anything. I see the /pol/ification of our parliament because their one keeps failing.

Then I look over at /tg/ and what are they talking about? Policies and stuff to do with them. No stormtroopers jumping in to try and add NatSoc to the agenda, no-one taking control who isn't a member of their thing. It's slower than ours but it's ran by them, for them.

When was the /r9k/ parliament at its best? Around the time of the ANC surprisingly because it was all to do with r9k. After it collapsed /pol/ has slowly but surely seeped into our parliament and made the bantz less funny and the memes less dank. You want a real /r9k/ parliament free from /pol/? Vote Aye for independence.

#### -Terms-

* /r9k/ will be completely free from /pol/ parliament input, no high ranker from over there can have control.
* No /pol/ party can set up a branch of their party in the /r9k/ parliament. Make original parties for /r9k/ if you want to join.
* The /r9k/ parliament will be run much like the /tg/ parliament, meaning the wiki page and stuff is all on us.

The Illusive Man has done a good job setting it up lads, but whether this parliament is going to sink or swim it should be on the members of this parliament, not on /pol/.

TRUST IN R9K.

#### Signatures

1. Chaddius [Normies] !!3e79/OYXKAi
2. NoPsuedonym[Cuteposters United] !!Bls4M0ZfXFA
3. Trapper [Normies] !!sCC2dBePTXh

**The Ohayo Bill.**

The Ohayo Proposal:
An Ohayo Post entails one or more of the following items:

* The word(s)"Ohayo" or "Ohayo /r9k/ do your best today okay?"
* An image that relates to Ohayo

Looking at the recent mod hate on Ohayo posting, and how the actions of the mods infringe on our Constitutional Right to Feel, this bill entails how *no* poster of an Ohayo thread, or an Ohayo reply shall be:

* Penalized
* Banned for Ohayo Posting
* Discriminated against.

However, if the Ohayo post violates any of the 4chan rules (agreed on when you visit the site) the user may be Penalized, Discriminated against and or banned.

Once a day, an Ohayo OP is chosen by Parliament, and the OP must not let the thread be archived or saged. It is also the OP's duty to keep the Ohayo thread above or on page three. These requirements must be met until 1am the next day.

**Signatures:**

#### **Ban tfwnobf party Bill (Bane's Bill)**

How can a party that has nothing to offer take up 9 seats? look at their page http://parliament-of-r9k.wikia.com/wiki/Tfwnobf

literally nothing but >tfw no bf and a picture of an anime girl

This is just seat hoarding for no good reason

If you can give me a good reason to keep them I'll take down this bill, if not support it.

Sign here--->

"Signing because women and faggots have no right of speech" - Manabot666 [Wizard's Guild] !!8iKhbVkGY9t

"Signing purely to release seats" -Pelagic [Wizard's Guild] !!/ZIaVseDbGr

"even autism has its limits"- Degeneracy[Normies] !!Kwawf1+CCCq

"DEGENERATE SCUM MUST BLEED"- Khorne [SKELETON HORDE] !!yvm0QrHZZJQ

"The desire for a relationship is an aesthetic spook that plagues this board, to make this spook official is a sign that Our party is needed." - Who You Gonna Call? [Spook Busters] !!37nkFZz2Bbv

Signed Without Quote:

* Escapism, Minister of Anime Posting [2D] !!bz2mgEUDN/Z
* tehshizpumpkin [Smug Frogs] !!mc3HVQn2xj3
* Gringola [Smug Frogs] !!EtcPXBxU9KA

#### **Parliament Simulator Bill (Currently tabled pending improvements)**

The Parliament Simulator is meant to facilitate and secure the voting process during sessions. Should this bill be passed:

+ The Parliament Simulator will be tested by a quorum to decide the effectiveness of the Simulator and decide whether or not to use it during the next session.

+ A Parliamentary Member will be appointed to upload/copy-paste the chat logs from the Simulator in the official thread in ten-minute intervals (there is a button in-game to export the chat to a .txt file).

+ Members must act formally and politely while in-game, due to the chat being fast-paced. Punishment for excessive spamming will be punished with a kick or, if necessary, an IP Address ban and officially removed from /r9k/'s parliament.

+ Members must not misrepresent themselves or otherwise represent themselves as another Member of Parliament that they are not permitted to vote as.

+ The Speaker will stand behind the Head Desk along with two members of his choosing to assist him in regulating the session. (Assistants are recommended to help the Speaker count votes)

+ Members that wish to speak must be seated at his/her appropriate desk, with one member being permitted per each desk. If a member is not seated at his/her desk (ex. in the aisle, out in the lobby), his comments on the official discussion will be ignored by the other Members of Parliament.

+ If necessary, an Android app can be made available for download for those who do not have access to a computer but do have access to a mobile Android device.

Any bugs or suggestions for the game may be submitted to Sir LongPeepee to help improve the quality of the Simulator.

The Simulator can be downloaded or played in-browser (any browser except Google Chrome).

Instructions and URL's located here:

http://parliament-of-r9k.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament\_Simulator.

Signed by: Sir LongPeepee !!q4E0oxQi9x5

Seconded by:  Illusive Man [OP /r9k/] !!5Oad5RQQgcg

Sign below if you agree:

+ Mr.Fedora [Edgelords] !!YRQmtBBz8y4

+ Escapism [2D] !!bz2mgEUDN/Z

+ Pelagic [Wizard's Guild] !!/ZIaVseDbGr

+ Descartes [AutSoc] !!NlNHQF5Nto7

+ Feel the Feeler of Feels !!R81v55pyzvG

+ touhoufag [2D] !!rRZLzI5ZLZe

+ SpongeChores !!wmCvxwKCqkX

+ SexBoy [AutSoc] !!xvpbVLh7B4W

#### **Dynamic Seating Bill**

* The amount of seats a group receives within parliament should be representative of how many members the group contains in regards to the total population of members
	+ Parliament groups are dynamic and will have varying active populations over time
	+ Each week during role call, the amount of seats a group holds would be reevaluated in regards to their size in relation to all other groups
* This can be calculated via the following percentage system
	+ number of group seats = (group percentage) \* (total seats)
	+ where group percentage = (group members) / (total members)
	+ Group leaders can then assign allotted seats to the members of their choice

* This will ensure that a group's power in parliament will correlate with the amount of active members it retains
* Sign below if you agree
	+ Anion [Cuteposters United] !!9SqI5pKNYDN
	+ Dusty Old Bones [Skeleton Horde] !!KOR8BPi4yeL
	+ Fortune Seeker [Trad. Liberals] !!ivqwe6A8rcG
	+ MadWanker [Trad. Liberals] !!AvVd7C49+6z
	+ Morpheus [Trad. Liberals] !!FIiWtb6vJko
	+ BiscuitBoy [Brotherhood of Transcendental Cyborgs] !!7wnAYK2HSrD
	+ Chief Rabbi, The One [The Patriarchy] !!rc/HwcA5Jeo
	+ Brother \_Frosty [Brotherhood of Transcendental Cyborgs] !!h78a4kITypv
	+ Bonejangles[Skeleton Horde] !!7c+QLIzqgqA
	+ touhoufag [2D] !!rRZLzI5ZLZe
	+ Gringola [Smug Frogs] !!EtcPXBxU9KA

#### **Anti Voting Fraud Bill [Trad. Lib. proposal]**

* For an MP's vote to count, their full trip must be verified on a different board that has IDs, or any other method that has been convened to verify the user.
* This is to avoid voting fraud by one person going by various trips
* Sign below if you agree:
	+ Grit [Trad. Liberals] !.LcV/tzEpE
	+ MadWanker [Trad. Liberals] !!AvVd7C49+6z
	+ Timothy Price [Pierce & Pierce] !!tGxpiVmYK9k
	+ Edirevras Osorystrum [Wizard's Guild] !!PPri/LYQhwB
	+ Mr.Fedora [Edgelords] !!YRQmtBBz8y4
	+ tehshizpump [Smug Frogs] !!mc3HVQn2xj3
	+ SexBoy [AutSoc] !!xvpbVLh7B4W
	+ Fortune Seeker [Trad. Liberals] !!ivqwe6A8rcG
	+ SlamFastBig [Normies] !!qCUKHawrhD/
	+ Star-Lord [Homolust] !!mbQjIW8T/+3
	+ BRwind [Trad. Liberals] !!IarLGWvIvC4
	+ Boipussy [Homolust] !!CKZi6cJJXuG
	+ Morpheus [Trad. Liberals] !!FIiWtb6vJko
	+ ThePurifier [AutSoc] !!imF9EqluFKE
	+ Lord R.J. Dingus [Trad. Liberals] !!07y1B2dzGZT
	+ Descartes [AutSoc] !!NlNHQF5Nto7
	+ Drills-kun [2D] !!a4eMYclrmpR
	+ touhoufag [2D] !!rRZLzI5ZLZe
	+ Normie [Normies] !!MeoRM9LXZmg
	+ SexBoy [AutSoc] !!xvpbVLh7B4W

#### **Designation of the Central /r9k/ Banking Authority Bill [Trad. Lib. proposal]**

* The primary objective of the /r9k/ Central Bank (hereinafter referred to as ‘the r9kCB’) shall be to maintain meme price stability. Without prejudice to the objective of price stability, the r9kCB shall support the general economic policies of the r9k parliament (hereinafter referred to as ‘the r9kP’)  with a view to contributing to the achievement of the objectives of the r9kP.
	+ The basic tasks to be carried out through the r9kCB shall be:
		- to define and implement the monetary policy of the r9kP
		- to conduct foreign-exchange operations with other boards
		- to hold and manage the official foreign reserves of the r9k posters
		- to promote the smooth operation of payment systems
		- to determine the value and store all Pepes
	+ The r9kCB may submit opinions to the appropriate r9kP institutions and bodies on matters in its fields of competence.
	+ The r9kCB shall have the exclusive right to authorise the issue of valid r9k currencies within the r9k board.
		- The r9kCB has the authority to determine what is considered a valid r9k currency, except for Pepes which have already been confirmed by customary and international practice to be a valid form of currency.
	+ The Pepes issued by the r9kCB will be the only such Pepes to have the status of legal tender within the r9k board.
	+ The r9kCB will maintain Pepe inflation at 2% or lower
* The functions of the r9kCB will be taken up by investment firm Pierce & Pierce
	+ Due to their neutrality and consistent reliability they are the best choice to designate as the r9kCB
	+ Pierce & Pierce has the competence to be able to delegate its functions to a third party of its choosing with prior approval by a majority vote in an extraordinary parliamentary session

Sign below if you agree:

* Grit [Trad. Liberals] !.LcV/tzEpE
* Star-Lord [Homolust] !!mbQjIW8T/+3
* Timothy Price [Pierce & Pierce] !!tGxpiVmYK9k
* MadWanker [Trad. Liberals] !!AvVd7C49+6z
* Morpheus [Trad. Liberals] !!FIiWtb6vJko
* Chief Rabbi, The One [The Patriarchy] !!rc/HwcA5Jeo
* Lord R.J. Dingus [Trad. Liberals] !!07y1B2dzGZT
* Descartes [AutSoc] !!NlNHQF5Nto7

#### **Repeating Digits Cultural Patrimony Bill[Trad. Lib. proposal]**

* Board wide repeating digits will be made cultural patrimony of r9K
	+ Only the following will be eligible (*this is to ensure our that only the toppest of gets are preserved*)
		- 6 repeating digits
		- 7 repeating digits
		- 8 repeating digits
	+ The gets will be stored in the r9K museum of culture (in the Epic repeating gets section) that will be set up by a separate bill or by executive order
	+ Any past gets that meet the criteria mentioned above that are recorded may be added after verification of the get

Sign below if you agree:
* Grit [Trad. Liberals] !.LcV/tzEpE
* Fortune Seeker [Trad. Liberals] !!ivqwe6A8rcG
* MadWanker [Trad. Liberals] !!AvVd7C49+6z
* Morpheus [Trad. Liberals] !!FIiWtb6vJko
* Chief Rabbi, The One [The Patriarchy] !!rc/HwcA5Jeo
* Sir LongPeepee [Normies] !!q4E0oxQi9x5
* Descartes [AutSoc] !!NlNHQF5Nto7
* Normie [Normies] !!MeoRM9LXZmg

#### **Official Thread Derailment Bill [Trad. Lib. proposal]**

* The right to derail a thread is sacred
* The following list of derailment methods are recognized as legal:
	+ posting of a roll chart
	+ repeating digits appreciation
	+ shitposting
* The list is not exhaustive and may have later derailment methods added
* Roll charts shall be preserved in the r9K museum of culture's derailment shitposting section
	+ This is to allow derailers easy access to a multitude of roll charts
* Other methods of derailment may be added to museum if they are deemed worthy by 'the r9k council of culture' that will be set up in a seperate bill

Sign below if you agree:

* Grit [Trad. Liberals] !.LcV/tzEpE
* MadWanker [Trad. Liberals] !!AvVd7C49+6z
* Morpheus [Trad. Liberals] !!FIiWtb6vJko
* Chief Rabbi, The One [The Patriarchy] !!rc/HwcA5Jeo
* Lord R.J. Dingus [Trad. Liberals] !!07y1B2dzGZT
* Sir LongPeepee [Normies] !!q4E0oxQi9x5
* Descartes [AutSoc] !!NlNHQF5Nto7
* Gringola [Smug Frogs] !!EtcPXBxU9KA

#### **The r9k Museum of Culture Bill [Trad. Lib. proposal]**

* This bill sets up the institution known as the r9k museum of culture
* It will be tasked with preserving r9k's cultural patrimony
* What it preserves may include but is not limited to..
	+ Epic gets that meet the criteria of the **Repeating Digits Cultural Patrimony Bill**
	+ Epic shitposting that meets criteria that will be set up at a later date
	+ The rarest of pepes in a **content protected form**(this form will be determined at a later date)
	+ Roll charts, as a way to ensure derailment is made easily accessible to all shitposters
* What may and what may not be inducted into the r9k Museum of Culture will be determined by the *r9k council of culture* unless there is already a majority consnensus that the item of question should be inducted
	+ ​The r9k council of culture will be a made up of 1 assigned individual per major party
		- No more than 1 person from a particular party may be elected to the body
		- Voting functions on simple majority - 51% gets an item inducted
* Currently the museum will be made of the Epic repeating gets section and the Shitposting section (the latter is divided into epic shitposting and derailment shitposting)

Sign below if you agree:

* Grit [Trad. Liberals] !.LcV/tzEpE
* Fortune Seeker [Trad. Liberals] !!ivqwe6A8rcG
* MadWanker [Trad. Liberals] !!AvVd7C49+6z
* Morpheus [Trad. Liberals] !!FIiWtb6vJko
* BiscuitBoy [Brotherhood of Transcendental Cyborgs] !!7wnAYK2HSrD
* Chief Rabbi, The One [The Patriarchy] !!rc/HwcA5Jeo
* Lord R.J. Dingus [Trad. Liberals] !!07y1B2dzGZT
* Brother \_Frosty [Brotherhood of Transcendental Cyborgs] !!h78a4kITypv
* Sir LongPeepee [Normies] !!q4E0oxQi9x5
* Descartes [AutSoc] !!NlNHQF5Nto7
* Normie [Normies] !!MeoRM9LXZmg
* Gringola [Smug Frogs] !!EtcPXBxU9KA
* Stannis [Normies] !!CFXHmyduU5W---------------------------------

#### **The r9k Security Council Bill [Trad. Lib. proposal]**

* A security council will be assembled to deal with external threats and to deal with pressing security issues within r9k (invasions from other boards or websites, cultural appropriation [such as the pepe tragedy], and other similar issues)
* The council will be made up of the leaders of the major parties, who may elect a deputy leader to handle special sessionsthat they might not be present
* The decisions made by the council will be considered resolutions and are binding upon the parliamentary body of r9k
* For a session to be convened, it is necessary for 5 leaders (or deputy leaders) of different parties to agree to convene
	+ The session must be scheduled at least 2 days before convening, and must be publicly announced on the threads and wiki
	+ All leaders must be present, if they aren't then their vote is considered abstained and will not count towards for or against, and will not considered when counting a majority
	+ For a resolution to pass there must be a qualified majority of at least 70% in favor

Sign below if you agree:

* Grit [Trad. Liberals] !.LcV/tzEpE
* MadWanker [Trad. Liberals] !!AvVd7C49+6z
* Morpheus [Trad. Liberals] !!FIiWtb6vJko
* BiscuitBoy [Brotherhood of Transcendental Cyborgs] !!7wnAYK2HSrD
* Chief Rabbi, The One [The Patriarchy] !!rc/HwcA5Jeo
* Brother \_Frosty [Brotherhood of Transcendental Cyborgs] !!h78a4kITypv
* Sir LongPeepee [Normies] !!q4E0oxQi9x5
* Descartes [AutSoc] !!NlNHQF5Nto7
* Gringola [Smug Frogs] !!EtcPXBxU9KA

#### **The Party Creation Guidelines**

* This bill will set a clear and concise guideline for the creation of new parties, with the aim of curbing small parties that serve little individual purpose
* The requirements for forming a party will be:
	1. A pending party must gather 3 (three) members
	2. From the time of proposal, the party has 48 hours to gain those three members
		1. After requesting to form a party, the time of request must be noted on a to-be-created wiki page
		2. A party may request an extension, if they can show that they stand a chance at fulfilling the quota
	3. A pending party must have a clear party goal which differs from all other parties in some way
	4. A party may override these guidelines if they are shown to have a significant purpose or are of significant interest (i.e the Frontiersmen)
* This will ***NOT*** apply to current parties
* Upon approval of the party, a wiki page must be created and it must be added to all wiki lists

Sign below if you agree:

* /a/non [2D] !!173g33yAoQZ
* Khorne [SKELETON HORDE] !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
* Nameless Sunflower [2D] !!luQ/nejAIM1
* NoPsuedonym [Cuteposters United] !!Bls4M0ZfXFA
* Chris The Smug [Smug Frogs] !!OTi+S6GuZPL
* Drills-kun [2D] !!a4eMYclrmpR
* Bonejangles[Skeleton Horde] !!7c+QLIzqgqA
* Pelagic [Wizard's Guild] !!/ZIaVseDbGr
* Normie [Normies] !!MeoRM9LXZmg
* Kobr's Six Rings [Normies] !!LZflriIR0hA

#### **Changes to parliament bill**

Banning a party, ejecting it from parliament or enacting any forceful changes on the structure of parliament can only be initiated after a quorum of 30 MPs has been achieved and a majority of at least 3/4 votes in favour.

Any changes of parliament in such a nature must also be announced in the OP of at least 2 threads in a clear, obvious manner before being voted on.

Sign below if you agree

* Ivan Ивaнoв Squatov [Slavic-Robot-Party] !!OwQaAWi5kqF
* Robotripper [The Wojak Party] !!bcBWxz/3uA9

#### **Expansion Slot Act [Wojak Proposal]**

* Each party consisting of 3 or more members will receive one expansion slot.
	+ Expansion slows will only be allocated if Parliament is full.

* Expansion slots can be filled by new members that wish to be MPs.
* Expansion slots can be transferable between parties.
	+ Both sending and receiving leaders must consent to any seat transfer.
	+ Seat transfers must be announced in game threads.
* No party can hold more than five expansion slots.
* Once an expansion slot is filled the MP cannot be removed.

Expansion slots allows for people that missed earlier threads to be able to join the game. Seats are transferable to encourage deal-making between parties. For example, Party A can transfer their slot to Party B in exchange for support of legislation or executive role. The limit of one slot per party and holding of five slots maximum is designed to prevent samefag abuse.

**Sign below if you agree:**

* yles [The Wojak Party] !!K3xR7xnNCYS

#### **ICE**

In case of an potential emergency over /r9k/ we will be forced to retreat to another board until the problem gets resolved. This escape would send us to a "backup board"(preferably an off-topic one) where we could plan our next move. If the crisis ends, we will return to /r9k/ and continue as before.

The emergancies covered by this includes, but not limits to:

* Invasion from another board, resulting in an unspeakable amount of shitposting.
* Board deletion.
* Removal of captcha, leading to an event similar to the /pol/ocaust.
* Drastic changes to the board.