1458 Scandal: The separation of strånking from strån

## Intro & background

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Many strånkers today dont know that modern strånchansle is a newer interpretation of the morf Kitta smask. In the early days from approx. 1389 - 1458 there was even two major schools in the religion, but a different one is practiced today, with some very few followers of the esoteric old practices. This is the legendary storie.

### The secondary kitta groupe: period 1402 - 1418

Before 1402 there were only one form of the movement: Strånkänsel AM (ancient morf). The religion was very small in the early years and often critizised by the european powerhouse catholic churhes. Not many text exists still from this period, and what we mostly know are the stories of kitta in the human form and the mythology. But in 1389 there came a radical new thinking revolutionary strawnkrer: Goer'an Puerson. He was part of the old belief at first and became wery smart and knowledgable, but he quickly lost hoaning and did not anymore find true meaning in being a kitta follower. He held secret meetings with others who had became disillutioned in their faith and kittas hearting.

### Knights of Strån: 1418-1430

Goer'an continued to expand his group, amassing many followers and eventually reaveling themselves as the "Knights of Strån". They believed that ancient morf kitta was not the true image of divinity, and that you could only see kitta by strån. Instead of strånkänsel AM they proposed the new Strånkänsel TKS (the kitta smask). Since the worldfamous strånking codes had yet to be written, strån was not looked down upon and the knights of strån were soon accepted as a sect within the religion. The leader of religion at the time was grand reverend Sethemia Longedongeschlong, and since he was mostly concerned with expanding the movement he welcomed the new movement and let it coexist with ancient morf.

#### Birth of Dzhibril Al-Broammad

The one who would become legendary saviour Al-broammad was born in sahara 1420s. He was orphaned as a child and traveled alone until he was 20 yeas old, which is when he found Goer'an holind a strank seminar. This inspired Al-Broammad, and even though he was not part of the knights of strån, he practiced strånking 40 hours a day and was well on his way to being holy saviour.

### Tension is rising: 1431 - 1455

Goer'an and his smasking revolution had risen so much in numbers that they were more powerful than the ancient morfe of old. Under these 24 years the knights began to separate themselves from and denouncing the old ways, establishing a new house of worship on a giant boat named "Pretty Anna-Lisa". Rev. Sethemia was concerned with this escalation of events, as he had not foreseen their extremist ways. He reached out multiple times to Knights of strån, but did not get any replies.

Also at this time, Al-Broammad was becoming more powerful by the minute. He rose in the ranks to become a minister admiral for strånkänsel AM. Al-Broammad was constantly writing and compiling different texts and values like the tre ankre quotes. It is also at this time he started writing the strånking codes, with the anti-strån messages stemming from his critique of the knights of strån (for example, strånking code 2 ((302)) reads as follows: one must not strån). Al-Broammad was so very skeptical and could anticipate that Goer'an would strike, but exactly what would happen was unclear to him. Then in november 1455 he woke from a dream in which he had had kitta come to him and reveal that the knights of strån were getting ready for war. Al-Broammad rushed from his sahara stronkhouse to consult Rev. Sethemia, but it was far too late. The grand reverend laid slain and The Knights of strån had fully occupied the AM house of worship and were erasing all old texts and holy thought, replacing them with TKS.

### Puerson rule with an iron fist of smask - 1456-1458

Upon seeing what The knights of strån had done to the house of worship, Al-Broammad fled to the absoute wastelands of sahara deserted. He brought with him old texts and wrote new ones detailing AM beliefs, so that the history would be holy saved. He managed to round up a gang of old school priests and ministers to creating a very esoteric ring of sttrank. In a tend they stronked, prayed, and went through storys to round up their power and prepare to strike back.

Back in the house of TKS worship Goer'an Puerson ruled hard, and exiled, jailed or killed anyone who did not strån. But over the months, Goer'an grew lazy and fat with his power. He lived a luxurious and excessively lavish life, forgetting the ascetic nature of his old religion. But even though he did not care, the rules was still enforced and powerfol. The people were waiting for miracles to happen, they wanted their soviur to save them and theyre harts. Luckily, Al-Broammad and his strånkpower ringmen were ready to strike.

#### The scandal itself

The famous scandal was when Goer'an Puerson was revealed to not strån evryday like he so heavily enforced. This angered the people of Smasky capital even more. They protested and fought the evil knights of strån. And finally the prayers of the people were answered, as the holy heart and tre ankre hoaning saviour Al-Broammad and his Strånkpwer ringmen rushed the forts in the town, with esoteric amazing strånking they vaporized the knights of strån, liberating the people and ushering in a new era of stranker.

## Aftermath

### Modern stronklensar is born

After the scandal, Al-Broammad instantly became the leader of the movement. But to ensure that no further scandals would happen, he couldnt decide to pick either AM or TKS belieaf. No, he began gathering different practices and holy text and values for his new style, compiling the best elements of both Ancient morf and the kitta smask and creating the new form practiced today: The New Core Value Strånkänsel (CV). He did not name the new style after him self, because he wanted to have everyone worth and not have absolute mad sovereign kings like Goer'an was. He continued work on the strånking codes and laid the groundwork for the order of high priests and he saw the kittas hus for his savoiur holie haerts. Al-Broammad would go on to be over 200 years old, meeting both hårtån plåtpung and hjortong cloutpong and educating them