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Explaining a Board Game

**Explaining a Board Game** is the first episode in The Rove Tapes series.

## Official synopsis

Last year, our best friend Rove got us to make some sketches for him, most of which you guys have never seen. Since we’re still working on some very exciting new stuff that you can’t see for a few more months, we thought we’d put these sketches up for you all to enjoy. This sketch about board games you may have caught on telly, but there's some never-before-seen ones on the way xo
Jessica (Trendy Cafe)

**Jessica** is a character played by Broden Kelly that appears in the MICF Allstars Supershow 2016 version of Trendy Cafe.

She dances while she makes coffee and is very trendy.

## Appearances

### MICF Allstars Supershow 2016

Zach walks into her trendy cafe. Zach asks for a cappucino, so she starts making him a French AeroPress. She starts dancing to the beat, and working the coffee machine. She says she'll get him his coffee and that she's having an off day, then starts dancing again. Zach asks for the manager and Mark appears, berating her, then starts dancing with her. She and Mark surround Zach, and Zach starts dancing too.
Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun (Music from the Netflix Comedy Series)

**Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun (Music from the Netflix Comedy Series)** is Aunty Donna's second musical album, containing songs from Series 1 of Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun as well as some extras.

Whilst most songs remain the same as seen in the show, a few are longer than they appeared.

## Tracks

1. Everything's A Drum
2. S.W.A.T. (feat. Rekha Shankar, Tippa Newton)
3. End Credits - Extended Mix (by SUB-Human)
4. Morning Brown
5. Organ Donor
6. Aunty Donna's Mega Mash Up (by SUB-Human)
7. Relatable Rap
8. Moogie Woogie Boogie
9. Tiny Man
10. Trendy Barber
FIFA

**FIFA 16** is a character payed by Zachary Ruane that appears in FIFA Ex in Insert Coin.

He is a human depiction of the game FIFA. He wears a Barcelona jersey and shorts, and has a red player marker above his head. He was in a relationship with Rose. He has developed over time and has many features, such as:

* Moving leg hairs
* 10 facial expressions
* Mud stays on him for the whole game
* Lasting relationships with players
* Fingers that can wiggle
* Better box art
* It isn't impossible for him to score
* Playing with girls
* Celebrations such as dabbing.

## Appearances

### FIFA Ex

He approaches Rose. It has been a year since they broke up. Rose got a promotion, and he has been working on his bod. He has moving leg hairs now, as well as make like 10 facial expressions, and when he gets mud on him it stays for the whole game. He can make lasting relationships now, he can wiggle his fingies, he has better box art, and it's not impossible for him to score. He says he misses Rose, but NBA 2K17 approaches and Rose introduces him. Rose and NBA 2K17 leave the cafe. He says he can play with girls and has heaps of celebrations, like dabbing.
Itchy Shirt Feels

**Itchy Shirt Feels** is the fifth and final episode of Fresh Blood.

## Plot

Broden knocks on the door of Zach's house and Zach lets him in. Broden asks him if he's ready to go to the party, and Zach says he is, so Broden turns to go. Zach realizes that he got his hair cut in the shirt he's wearing, causing him to itch. Zach goes to change his shirt, and when he comes back he's ready to go. When Broden turns to leave again, Zach says his socks are still slightly damp from the wash, so he goes to change into a dry pair. They go to leave again but Broden turns back around and points out that Zach's shirt is inside out, bucko. However, Zach says it's designed that way because it's a trendy shirt.

## Characters

* Zach
* Broden
Haven't You Done Well 3 - Fancy Man (Fancy, Fancy)

**Haven't You Done Well 3 - Fancy Man (Fancy, Fancy)** is a sketch from Aunty Donna: The Pilot as well as the third episode of the Haven't You Done Well sub-series.

## Plot

At Cafe Rosamond, the cafe that doesn't split bills, Broden says they don't split bills. Mark says they got two lattes, and he had the smoked salmon and quinoa salad. Broden and Zach say he's done well and is very fancy. Mark says there's still two goose livers to take care of, 44 bottles of champagne, 10 gallons of roe, 4 oysters for Mark and a whole shark. This comes to 3 million Australian dollars. Zach says he ate before he came, so only had the soda water which was $770,000. Mark and Broden says he can pay only his fair share. Zach begins counting coins, getting to $5.70. They find more coins in their pockets, as well as diamonds. Mark fonds $5 in his shoe, and Zach finds money in his hat. Mark has a necklace from an Arabian princess who he found dead. Mark also finds 18 rubles in his penis pocket, where his penis is. Zach throws up coins, as does Broden and Mark. Mark lays an egg of gold.

Some gold diggers appear, and start digging for gold, but find oil instead. They pour it over each other. After they finish, Broden tells Mark to piss off.

## Characters

* Mark
* Zach
* Broden
* Gold Diggers (Mark Bonanno, Zachary Ruane, Broden Kelly)
Harriet

**Harriet** is a character played by Michelle Brasier in Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER.

Harriet is the host of the quiz show *Running Away From Your Problems*, in which she personally kills the losers.

She hosted an episode of her show with the contestants Harry Styles, Electrician Broden, Check-In Charlie, Mark, Judas Iscariot, Link and Hex. Charlie left early and Harriet said she would kill him, eventually doing so. She asked about food and movies set in Paris before killing Electrician Broden. She then ate a sandwich with vegan chee, a basil, bread, a free range egg, free range horse, and salami. She asked a question about making a dish for your mum-in-law with just a smoothie and pumpkin, and one about favourite Beatles songs. She later killed Link, and declared Zach the winner of the game show, causing every contestant to die. (*Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Jo Ruane

**Jo Ruane** is referenced several times in Aunty Donna's podcasts, sketches and live shows.

## Description

She is the mother of Zach, and partner to Stan Ruane.

Zach once recieved a text from his mother, which said;

> "Hey Zach, your father and I have decided to get a divorce. I know that this may come as a shock to you, but I wanted to let you and your little brother know that we both love you a great deal. Please please call me back. I love you so mooch." (*Texts from your Parents*)
>
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Jo Ruane (played by Aaron Chen) and Stan Ruane visited Zach on the podcast to sing him a song. Unfortunately, she and Zach's father were dead. Despite this, they were able to sing a song to him. (*Podcast Ep 39 - GRUBCAST Feat. AARON CHEN*)

While drumming on things in the Big Ol' House of Fun, Zach confessed that he has a bad relationship with his mum and when he thinks about her, even that's a drum. (*Housemates*).

## Trivia

Zach has specified he actually has a great relationship with his mother.
Dad at BBQ Trying to Learn the New Cool Dance Moves

The **Dad at BBQ Trying to Learn the New Cool Dance Moves** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Housemates in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He wears a shirt and chinos, and doesn't know what he's doing.

He applied to be a housemate in the Big Ol' House of Fun but was rejected after attempting to floss (*Housemates*).
Elly

**Elly** is a character played by Elly Squire that appears in My Name is Link not Zelda! in Insert Coin.
She idolized Link as a child and used to run around kicking bushes.

## Appearances

### My Name is Link not Zelda!

She recognises Link at the bar, saying she idolised him as a kid and used to run around kicking bushes. She asks for his autograph which he gives her. She can't believe she's meeting Zelda. He corrects her by saying he is Link, but she insists his name is Zelda. Link explains that Zelda is the princess but she laughs. She asks the bartender if he knows who he is, andtakes a selfie with the Zelda Groupies. She is part of the crowd that harrasses Link. After this, Zelda sits down next to her.
Jessica's Mummy

**Jessica's Mummy** is a character referenced in Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen) in Live at the Enmore.

She is the mother of both Jessica and Kate, and husband to Jessica's father. She has type 2 dia- cancer, which was not resolved by Ellen DeGeneres, despite Ellen's contacts and ability to turn people into gods.

## Appearances

### Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen) (referenced)

Jessica tells Ellen DeGeneres that her mother has type 2 dia- cancer, says she loves her, and that she raised Jessica all on her own ever since dad went missing in the Iraqi War.
Howard Stern

**Howard Stern** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast EP 1. He is based on the real Howard Stern.

He is a radio personality who is outdated in some of his views but liberal in others, and has a sassy woman comment every now and then.

Howard once asked if the person he was interviewing fucks a lot. Zach said they should model the Aunty Donna Podcast off his show and Broden talked about how he broadcasted 9/11 live. (*Podcast EP 1*)
Josiah Greenfield

**Josiah Greenfield** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in the 1999 series. He only appears in How To Be A Corporate Spy.

Josiah is a sales research assistant in the 1999 office. He wears rounded glasses, and a shirt and tie.

## Appearances

* In How To Be A Corporate Spy, he asks who corporate spy Zachary Ruane is, and is suspicious of him. He eventually lets Zach into the secret room. He is killed by Zach when he asks for Zach's reference number, dying to three gunshots form a silenced pistol, one of which goes through his head, as well as a kick to the face.
Garlic Naan

**Garlic Naan**is a character referenced in Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Won't Believe What Happens Next! She does not actually appear in any sketches.
She is the mother of Rogan Josh and grandmother to the late Mrs. Chapman, who died of curry, as well as Jessica. She is married to Papadum. It is unknown as to whether her name is actually Garlic Naan, because John Chapman refers to her with an Indian food pun.

## Appearances

### Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Won't Believe What Happens Next! (referenced)

John Chapman mentions her, wondering how he'll tell her about Mrs. Chapman's death.
John (Hug The Sun)

**John** is a character referenced in Gratitude in Hug The Sun.
John is the cousin of Neighbour George.

While at George's new tattoo parlour, he was attacked by bikies who ran a competing parlour that was within walking distance. They set the place on fire and belted the merciless shit out of him despite George's wife saying that he was sick. (*Gratitude*)
Horny Hank

**Horny Hank** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Housemates in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is a relatively affluent man who is very horny and likes to drink. He fucks loud, often and with the door open. He has slicked back hair as well as a blazer and a white ruff.

He applied to be a housemate in the Big Ol' House of Fun but was rejected (*Housemates*).
Gino 'Juicy' Gambino

Gino challenging Aunty Donna to the 2019 MCW Ballroom Brawl Rumble

**Gino 'Juicy' Gambino** is a wrestler involved with Melbourne City Wrestling. He has a manager, Sebastian Walker. His mother owned a pizza restaurant.

Gino first appeared in Aunty Donna's lives when he and his manager invaded one of the last shows of *Aunty Donna: Glennridge Graduation Party*. Michelle Brasier and Naomi Higgins attempted to kick him out, but were unable to. After taking a big shit, he invaded the stage and was ferociously booed. He revealed that Aunty Donna had actually invited them there, given them a free ticket and set them up with food and drink upstairs, before challenging them to attend the 2019 MCW Ballroom Brawl Rumble the next day. (*Gino Gambino invades the Glennridge Graduation Party*)

At the rumble, Aunty Donna appeared as contestants to eliminate Sebastian Walker. They managed to do significant damage, but were chased away by the appearance of Gino himself. The crowd chanted "thank you Gino" after this. (*2019 MCW Ballroom Brawl Rumble*)

Gino later appeared on the Aunty Donna Podcast to make it up to the boys. (*Podcast Ep 162 - Ripper Feeds With Gino 'Juicy' Gambino*)

Over a year later, Aunty Donna were looking to promote *Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun* and turned to brand alignment. They had a Zoom call with Gino in case Don Meij had turned them down, and he offered that the deal be $31.95 for two pizzas, a garlic bread, and a 1.25L chinotto. He would take $20 and kick up $5 to the boys. He said that if the fucked him over, he'd bash them. When Domino's said yes and the group closed the Zoom call, Gino came and bashed Broden and Mark while Zach ran away. (*Landing a Pizza Deal To Promote Our Netflix Show*)
Cuntman

**Cuntman** is a character referenced in Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads.

Cuntman is an Australian man who says cunt a lot.

Cuntman starred in a hilarious six-part Apple TV + comedy series called Cuntman in America. In the show, he has to deal with life in the US including work, making friends and heterosexual dating, where his favourite word is very offensive. Zach advertised this on the podcast. (*Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads*)
Dungeons & Dragons

**Dungeons & Dragons** is a sketch in Insert Coin, the first to be put on the Aunty Donna channel, four months after its original upload on the Insert Coin channel.

## Plot

In the Forest of Cancer, Broden and Zach are being pursued by a magical force, which lands on the ground as Nesdar, the Black Spider. They have trespassed onto his home, and so he says they will recieve oogie boogie cancer.

Mark, Zach and Broden are playing D&D. Because of their +3 survival modifier, they have to roll above a 10 so the cancer doesn't spread. Zach got a 12, which gives him more cancer. Broden rolls and gets cancer, so decides to travel to a different part of the map. His options are Cancer Town (2 days away), Lake Cancer or Cancer City (3 days) or the Mystical Castle which is full of cancer (5 days). Broden chooses Cancer Town, and contracts an STI; gonorrhoea. He uses his magic penicillin and rolls a 20, curing him but infecting him with every single kind of cancer, and gonorrhoea.

Zach says he doesn't like it when Mark is dungeon master because they often get cancer. Broden wants to play Raging Dragons or Tyranny of Demons, or try to make out with his step-sister. Zach wanted owl-bears because he loves owls, lions and owl-bears. Mark says big cancer is scarier than an owl-bear. Zach says it's insensitive, but Mark says that maybe a taste of some real-world horror will aid some real-world thinking in them. Zach says they can continue, and Mark gives them five inspiration points each, which give them Parkinsons.

## Characters

* Broden
* Zach
* Nesdar (Mark Bonanno)
* Mark
Janiel Smith

**Janiel Smith** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appears in Family Feud in Live at the Enmore.

He is part of the Smith family with Bill, Ben and Danuary Smith. He has a sick boy at home, and his grandfather is dead. He often has to explain his name, which is "Daniel" and "January" mushed together.

### Biography

He was the third of the Smith family to be introduced by Grant Denyer, and answered the question "things you put in your mouth" with "a shotgun," taking a cue from his grandfather. He said it was okay because he was dead, but the answer was incorrect. He encouraged Danuary, asking Grant if he's aware of the power of shadows, which was on the board. He celebrated when "bleach in his soup" was on the board. (*Family Feud*)
Carrum Downs

**Carrum Downs** is a suburb of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Mr Moustache Man owns a company called Mr Moustache & Co, which sells moustaches and fish food at a shopping centre at 17 Mitcham Road, Carrum Downs. (*Mr Moustache Man*)

Frogman said he lived in the suburb and was a participant in the Carrum Downs council. (*Podcast EP 14 L.A Recap*)
Cock Goblin

The **Cock Goblin** is a character played by Mark in Dad Comes Home From Work.

He is a character in Mark and Zach's theatre game they like to play. He is here to gobble your penis and play it like the woodwind instrument the piccolo. He steals gold and gobbles cocks. He is green and spotty and has long black hair.

## Appearances

### Dad Comes Home From Work

He gobbles on Zach's cock, despite his protests, after the winter solstice. This gobbling is interrupted when Mark and Zach's dad Broden comes home.
Found Out I'm Gay

**Found Out I'm Gay** is a sketch taken from DJ SweetLove/Found Out I'm Gay, the second episode of Rumpus Room. This reupload is now the third most viewed video on the channel. This sketch contains some slurs, and Aunty Donna have now moved on from this.

## Plot

Broden asks Mark what's wrong. Mark says he just found out he's gay and that a guy let him know from his car as he crossed the road. This man calls him a p\*\*\*\*\*\*, a homo and a f\*\*\*\*\*. Allegedly, the man told Mark to perform various sexual acts with him, then kiss him, then make love, and maybe introduce him to his parents and his little sister Geniveve who is in the Goosebumps at the moment, then all go out for dinner together. The man hopes his parents would respect their love for its tangibility, not reject it because of bias or religious or political agendas of hate that have been weaved through the social fabric of hundreds and hundreds of years. He also called Mark a f\*\*\*\*\*.

## Characters

* Broden
* Mark
GPS tries to kill man.

**GPS tries to kill man.**, originally named **Aunty Donna in GPS**, is the unprivated first sketch on the Aunty Donna YouTube channel. It is one of the sketches the group made to promote Aunty Donna In Pantsuits, and the only one to still be listed on the YouTube channel.

## Plot

Broden walks out of his house and gets into his car. He changes the destination on his TomTom GPS from Brothel to Pub and sets off. It tells him to turn left twice, then continue straight past the pub and for 106 km. It leads him to a rural car park, and tells him to get out of the car.

It hovers behind him, telling him to continue straight for 50 metres. Broden calls him Mr. Nav but it says its name is TomTom. TomTom tells Broden to dig his own grave with a shovel, and to stop digging when safe.

It pours lighter fluid over him, but Broden sees a copy of a 2009 Melway street directory of Melbourne in the distance. TomTom is about to set fire to Broden with a lighter when the street directory attacks TomTom and tells Broden to run like the devil is after him. He says thanks to Melway and runs, revealing that all of the floating inanimate objects were being held by people with strings.

The credits roll, but they're actually just a fucked version of the Rolling Stones' Wikipedia page.
Dim Sim Jim

**Dim Sim Jim** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 132 - Teaser For Kylie Jones Podcast Idea. He is not to be confused with Dumpling Jim.

Jim is a vendor of dim sims which are dumplings that are twice the size and have a thicker outside and cornish pasty-like filling. He buys them wholesale and frozen from Marathon and travels around Melbourne in his truck to sell them in warehouse areas. He has a wife with whom he has passionate fuckery, and sells both fried dim sims and steamed dim sims.

He appeared on the podcast to sell all the 76 dim sims he had in stock to Zach for $100, as an offer. He asked Zach to go get a bucket. Mark said he wouldn't have any as it fell in the category of things that make him go fart. He quizzed Zach on the fillings of a dim sim, and talked about his job. He offered to leave but both the boys begged him to stay, with Zach even proposing to him. When Broden declined, Zach told him to leave and he did so after giving Zach his card. (*Podcast Ep 132 - Teaser For Kylie Jones Podcast Idea*)
Cowsoy

**Cowsoy** is a character played by a carton of organic soy milk in Housemates in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
It is a carton of organic soy milk with a little cowboy hat and a blue bandana.

It applied to be a housemate in the Big Ol' House of Fun, and was granted a place in the fridge (*Housemates*) (*Night-Time!*).
Demi Lardner

**Demi Lardner** is a South Australian comedian who describes herself as a "Horrid Little Troll In Boy-Skin." She won RAW comedy in 2013, Best Newcomer at the Sydney Comedy Festival in 2016, and Directors Choice at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in 2017.

Demi has made several appearances in Aunty Donna videos and live performances. She is a frequent guest on the Aunty Donna Podcast, with appearances including episodes 9, 12, 28, 30 & 66.

She currently hosts the podcast bigsofttitty.png with her boyfriend Tom Walker, and previously hosted the podcast We Are Not Doctors with Bart Freebairn. She also streams on Twitch frequently, sometimes playing games with Mark.

## Appearances

* Podcast EP 9 Feat DEMI LARDNER
* Podcast EP 12 Feat. DEMI LARDNER
* Podcast Ep 28 Feat. DEMI LARDNER
* Podcast Ep 30 Feat. DEMI LARDNER
* Podcast Ep 66 Feat. DEMI LARDNER.
* Podcast Ep 280 - ABC Arvo's With Zippy Zu Part 2 feat. Demi Lardner
Jemson

**Jemson** (AKA **Man Whose Favourite Day of the Year Is December 31st**) is a character played by Broden Kelly in The Man Who (Part One) in Live at the Enmore.

His favourite day is December 31st because he gets to say "see you next year." He works in an office with Mark and Zach, where he is on a full time contract, and he is very productive when working on itineraries.

## Appearances

### The Man Who (Part One)

Broden introduces him. On December 31st, Mark greets him, thanking him for his work on the itinerary this week. He tells him to enjoy the weekend and that he'll see him on Monday. He says he'll see Mark next year. Mark is confused and wonders if he is taking long service leave, but then realises. Zach appears and says his work on the itinerary was fantastic and that he's off to watch the cricket. He says he'll see Zach next year. Zach reminds him that he's on a full time contract, then realises.
Gangster

The **Gangster** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appears in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL.
He is a real gangster who has killed 6 men and it hurt when he peed. After reading Shakespeare, the pain in his urethra was gone. He goes to the same school as the Punk Kid and Standy Steve.

## Appearances

### "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL

He appears, saying it hurts when he pees. The teacher tells him to read Shakespeare, curing his urethra pain.
Grouse House

**Grouse House** is a YouTube channel and platform made by Aunty Donna and friends through Haven't You Done Well Productions to release various web series. It is supported by Screen Australia.

## Web series

The channel has released three web series so far.

* *Hug The Sun* (May 2021)
* *Nippers* (Oct 2021)
* *Hot Department: Dark Web* (Mar 2022)
How to do Triple Jump Good

**How to do Triple Jump Good** is the third and final sketch in How To Do Things Good.

## Plot

Broden and Zach watch Mark do a long jump, where he jumped 8.96 metres. Mark is dissapointed but Broden reassures him, saying he's a shoo-in for the next month's dance contest. He says to move on to the triple jump, which Mark thinks is a hop, scrim and a drum, or his grandfather's clock and a couple of pairs of shoes. Broden shows him that it is a hop, skip and a jump.

Mark gets ready, and runs up to the jump. He hops, skips and jumps, but wasn't told to land in the sand pit. He flies away, and Broden threatens to reset Mark's tamagotchi and hit him if he doesn't come down. He loves Mark.

And so the legend of Mark the floating boy began. Mark would soon float all over the world from Paris to India spreading good cheer wherever he went. And sure he got lonely up there, but in time he learned to talk to the birds. He floated left, he floated right. (and saw Big Ben) He floated up but never down (and saw the Melbourne Star), but has found a place in all of our hearts. Oh and if you're wondering, he did win the dance contest at the dance triple jump (and see a ham sandwich). Broden and Zach gave up the athletics game shortly after that incident and opened a florist called "Flowers for Fellas." They went broke within a year.

The narrator just got lucky. He flips a coin and runs away.

## Characters

* Mark
* Broden
* Zach
Hamish (Zach)

**Hamish (Zach)** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 115 - Stern German Mans References.

Hamish is a very polite, famously beautiful 9'2" Swedish man and close friend with Hamish. He has light brown hair and blue eyes with a fair complexion. He doesn't age, which means he looks 21 but is 57. He enjoys enjoy getting furniture from IKEA. He is a polyglot and can speak 700 languages, including Swedish, fluent English, German, Aramaic and many dead languages. He enjoys making puns in these different languages. He enjoys pickled herring.

## Biography

On the Aunty Donna Podcast, he and Hamish were called by Mark. The Stern German Man had put him down as a reference on his CV, having previously met him over meatballs in IKEA. Hamish had also pickled him some herring the previous week. He and Hamish had employed the man at IKEA. He claimed that the man only spoke 14 languages and that his government did not give every person a house. He said Mark should go on a boat trip with his father to Denmark to get some Legos to bond with him. (*Podcast Ep 115 - Stern German Mans References*)
John Edwards

**John Edwards** is a character played by Zachary Ruane that appears in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL. He is based on the real John Edward.
He is a spirit medium who talks to people who are deadwards with a 100% accuracy rating. In reality, the living people he talks to are audience plants, such as Adam. He thinks you shouldn't plug up your asshole.

## Appearances

### "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL

Adam is running late, and John tries to call him. John celebrates because he knew his name was Adam. Adam says he has never seen John before, and left his daughter in a shopping centre in Hungry Jacks. Lots of people he knows have passed away, such as his great great grandmother and probably his daughter. John has a name beginning with J swimming in his loins, and Adam confirms that this name is Janes, Adam's grandfather. Janes is saying Adam is in financial trouble, and Adam says he was but landed a top secret acting gig, and thanks John. Adam has another huge stressful problem which Janes tells him to forget about, which is weird because he's shitting a lot of blood. He says he'll plug it up with cork, which John disagrees with. Janes fought in the second world war in France in the 17th batallion and met King Larrikin Wallaby Waloo. In the winter of 1943, he took out a sniper that was holding his whole batallion down; the next summer, his general awarded him a winter coat as a thank you. John says Adam brought it there, but Adam read the email wrong and bought a jacket potato instead. Through John, Janes tells Adam to go fuck himself.

## Trivia

* This character is nearly identical to Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun character Blair Buoyant. John Edwards was originally supposed to appear in the show, but the boys were told they could face legal repercussions. As such, Blair Buoyant appears instead.
Fun Camping Games

**Fun Camping Games** is the fourth episode of Camp Bush Camp!

### Celebrity Heads!

Mark is Corey Taylor and Broden is Madonna. Zach asks if he's smart and they say he's dumb. He thinks they're talking about him. They say is celebrity is smelly. His celeb is "ZACH THE STINKY DUMB CUNT". They say he has no friends.

### Flashlight Tiggie! (2)

Zach, Mark and Broden are being tortured by the man with the axe.

### Truth Or Dare!

Zach asks Mark who he has a crush on, and Mark confesses he likes Stacey. Zach thought he was more of a Sarah kind of guy, but Mark says Stacey was nic to him in a library once. They argue. Broden likes Broden.

### Risk!

They burn the board game *Risk* on a fire.

### Go Fish!

Broden asks the man with the axe if he has any fives. and he says to go fish. They laugh, which confuses the man.

### Summoning Spirits!

They use a Luigi board to see what Luigi wants, spelling out PASTA and PIZ-

### Flashlight Tiggie! (3)

The boys have escaped the forest. A car pulls up, but it turns out to be the Man with the Axe. He ties them back up.

### After credits

Broden says Zach is poorly groomed and that he oughta kill him.

## Characters

* Mark
* Zach
* Broden
* Man with the Axe (Stuart Daulman)
* Stacey
* Sarah
* Luigi
Future Police

The **Future Police** are an organisation with characters played by Michelle Brasier in Podcast Ep 302 - Future City and the Wannabes feat. Michelle Brasier.

They are the main antagonist in the jukebox musical *Future City and The Wannabes*. They preside over Future City in which they have banned partying as well as the party drug zigazigazahh.

In the play, they tried to shut down the S Club in Future City, and later shut down Tiffany's at the end of the first act. (*Podcast Ep 302 - Future City and the Wannabes feat. Michelle Brasier*)
John (The Man Who Touches People Innapropriately)

**John**, also known as **The Man Who Innapropriately Touches People**, is a character played by Adrian Dean in The Man Who Touches People Inappropriately in Fortnightly Fap Off.

He is a big fan of rock music and 3 Doors Down. He loves Boost Juice, and spends his time drinking it on his lazy boy recliner. He has nine Boost Juices a day and is on the Boost Juice diet where he consumes nothing but Boost Juice, having lost 7000kg on this diet. He doesn't swim, cycle, do diving competitions, go to the gym or wank off little friends. He also has a penchant for grabbing people's crotches, sticking fingers down their throats and generally touching people inappropriately.

## Appearances

### The Man Who Touches People Inappropriately

He opens the door to Mark, and introduces himself as The Man Who Innapropriately Touches People. When Mark says he lives three doors down, he starts singing Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down because he's a big fan of rock music. He says he hasn't seen Mark's cat because he's been siting inside on his lazy boy recliner drinking Boost Juice. He says he has nine Boost Juices every day, and explains his Boost Juice diet. He grabs Mark's crotch. Mark asks him if this is because he's the man who inappropriately touches people, to which he responds by sticking two fingers down Mark's throat.
Father Dave

Father Dave is an Irish priest with an inverted penis. He has a theme song sung by Broden, "Father Dave / he's a naughty boy / his penis goes inside of him" followed by guttural groans. He does not like rude comedians but doesn't mind things that are a little bit naughty.

## Biography

Father Dave appeared on the Aunty Donna Podcast for the Confessions with Father Dave segment. He said he wasn't the scary kind of priest as didn't believe in hell and that he was not a pedophile, and that he visits old ladies and has a handsome assistant.

He talked about being involved in The Troubles up in North Ireland and that he kidnapped a man. He talked with Italian Man as he tried to do an Irish accent, and complimented him as being the best Italian accent he'd ever done. (*Podcast EP 8 Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Jason

**Jason** is a character played by Broden Kelly in The Minister of Public Scrutiny in Fortnightly Fap Off. He is never seen on screen.

He is a reporter and political interviewer.

## Appearances

### The Minister of Public Scrutiny

He asks the Minister of Public Scrutiny how he responds to Tony Abbot saying it is time for him to step down. It is possible that he also asks about Anthony Albenese's comments on the Minister's relentless negativity, however this may be another reporter played by Broden Kelly.
Haven't You Done Well 6: $30 Bottle of Wine

**Haven't You Done Well 6: $30 Bottle of Wine** is the fifth and final episode of Trendy, as well as the fifth episode of the Haven't You Done Well sub-series.

## Plot

It's Broden's birthday and Mark and Zach are singing to him. They tell him to make a wish, so Broden does, and blows out the candles. They give him a card that says he's a cunt. Zach leaves to get a $30 bottle of wine from the larder, a gift for Broden. Broden wants to have a drink straight away, but Zach and Mark disapprove, saying you don't just chug-a-lug, and that they need to decant it. Broden wants to drink it, but Zach and Mark say no, as he has to wait for an hour. After this, Broden wants to drink it but Zach and Mark refuse again, because he needs to swirl it. They also tell him to sniff it. Mark has a taste of their cupcake, and also says he smells a beach holiday with his uncle who used to take his pants off. Zach smells a spicy chilli plant, and Mark smells regret from putting cake in his mouth. Broden wants to drink it, but Zach and Mark say to put a little bit in your mouth and then spit it out. Mark loves his holiday house in Brighton. Broden is catching on while Zach babybirds Mark. A $30 bottle of wine is about respect, and other peoples mouths aerate the wine well. Broden strangles Mark, and now they can enjoy the $30 bottle of wine.

## Characters

* Mark
* Broden
* Zach
James Corden

James Corden is a character performed by Zachary Ruane. He is the first character to ever appear on the Aunty Donna podcast, appearing in the first episode.

He hosts *The Late Late Show with James Corden*, on which Carpool Karaoke is shown.

Broden once complained about Corden's sad openings. Corden claimed to be a 'mover and a shaker' and to have met someone at a party for movers and shakers, but that person was now dead. (*Podcast EP 1*)
Ilana Atlas

**Ilana Atlas** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 73 - "Rural Jam".

She is a chairman and non-executive director of Coca-Cola Amatil. She is 62.

She called into the Aunty Donna Podcast after Muhtar Kent to talk to Don Meij about the feud between Domino's and Coca-Cola, but Don said he wouldn't talk to her because she was just a chairman. (*Podcast Ep 73 - "Rural Jam"*)
John Chapman

**John Chapman** is a character played by Broden Kelly that appears in Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

He wears a checkered shirt and jeans. He grieves by doing witty puns and plays on words. He is a widower, as his wife died of curry. He was brother-in-law to Jessica, son-in-law to Rogan Josh, and grandson-in-law to Papadum and Garlic Naan.

## Appearances

### Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

At the hospital, he waits outside. Dr. Cumm comes up to him, and tells him to be prepared for what he is about to tell him. He lets Dr. Cumm know that he grieves by doing witty puns and plays on words. Dr. Cumm explains that his wife's reaction to the tainted Indian food, the rare combination of her anaphylaxis along with the severe E.coli outbreak that occured at the Indian restaurant, meant that she died.

He wonders what he's going to do, and what he's going to tell her parents, especially her dad, Rogan Josh, and grandparents Papadum and Garlic Naan. He says the news is just plain roti, and will leave him with severe lentil scars. He is samo-sad. Shish-kebab. Ringdangit. Dr. Cumm asks about her sister, Jessica, who is abroad at the moment, and John says she'll be heartbroken and wish that she could have been saag pa-nearer to her when she died. He says the Egyptian restaurant is going to pay for the damage, and Dr. Cumm corrects him that it was an Indian restaurant. He apologises, saying he must be in de-Nile. He doesn't know how he's going to live without her.

Dr. Cumm says he has to get back to his rounds, but to not hesitate to pick up the telephone and give him a korma. He gets angry at Dr. Cumm for making the pun because his wife died of curry, you fuck. How dare you. Dr. Cumm apologises and he says it's okay. They part ways.
Customs Officer

The Customs Officer being let in by Broden

The **Customs Officer** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Dishonored 2: Broden Review in Insert Coin.
He was a customs officer who was from the Department of Immigration and Border Protection, and was associated with the Department of Agriculture and Water Resources, working with Zach and the police. He was invincible due to his care and love for turtles, which could only be counteracted by a turtle (Mr Turtley-Turtle) killing him.

## Appearances

### Dishonored 2: Broden Review

He knocks on Broden's door, saying he is from the Department of Immigration and Border Protection, and has come by regarding a parcel that came at about 10:30 am. He has Broden's signature, but Broden slams the door on him. He is let in by Broden with a warrant, and finds about 3.5 kilos of African side-neck turtles, 8 of them. He says there will be an $80 fine if they are Broden's, so Broden shoots him. He is still alive, so Broden shoots him again, but he explains that he is still alive because he loves turtles, and Broden keeps shooting him to no avail. Later, he says Zach is one of his, and goes lalala while Broden keeps trying to kill him. When Broden is killed, he thanks Mr Turtley-Turtle but is subsequently killed by him because he don't give no fucks 'bout nobody.
Don't Get In The Kiln

**Don't Get In The Kiln** is the third episode in the Glennridge Secondary College series.

## Official synopsis

Today’s sketch video is a fun and funny time where the boys definitely listen to Mr Broden and his high school ceramics class rules. Well, just the one rule. Have you noticed how funny the word kiln is? Kiln. Kiln. Kiiiiln. Also geez they’re hot. Probably shouldn’t get in them, hey? Who put me in this kiln? How do I get out?
Evil Eddie Redmayne

Evil Eddie Redmayne is from Episode 84, When There's fffDingles Afoot. He eats people after burning them alive. People love him. He is actually the real Eddie Redmayne but a bit more evil and he loves taking acting roles from working class actors in the UK. He eats a healthy diet for his films. He plays transgender people long after that was okay and went to a very good school and is part of a movement taking away opportunities from working class actors. He is devilishly handsome, emphasis on devil. He congratulated the boys, talking about how good Twitter is, and left. (*Podcast Ep 150 - The 150th Episode Special!!!*)
Goat

The **Goat** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Breakfast Goat.
He is a goat with a human face. He has the ability to speak, usually to say hello, and can fly anywhere in space and time.

## Appearances

### Breakfast Goat

He introduces himself several times before Mark and Zach get on his back to go to the supermarket, however they change their mind and go to many places:

* The desert
* Kolkata
* 2011
* Inception
* Buckingham Palace (where they met the Queen of England)
* Underwater
* The USA
* The Orient
* The rainforest
* A video game
* Igortaruscahay
* The future
* Spain
* Space
Health Inspector

The Health Inspector showing his badge in Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe

The Health Inspector is a health inspector who visited the Morning Brown Cafe to ask why he found a rat in the establishment.

## Biography

The Health Inspector came to the front counter of the Morning Brown Cafe asking why he found a rat running around. Zach explained they'd been making objects out of cake and that it may have attracted rats, and that they'd been doing it all day. The Health Inspector concluded they were probably quite good at it, and wondered aloud to the boys if the rat he was holding was also a cake. He decided the only way to find out was to eat it tail first, the Italian way. This greatly upset Zach and Mark.

## Trivia

* This character is very similar to the Liquor License Inspector in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun's Night-Time! He is played by Ben Russell doing the same voice and is also an establishment inspector. According to an Instagram Live from Zach, they are very similar, but not the same character due to copyright reasons.
Delta Goodrem

**Delta Goodrem** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast EP 2, based on the real Delta Goodrem.
She is a presenter and judge of *The Voice*.

She morphed from Mark's Scrotum into herself during filming of a *The Voice* episode in which contestants had to describe who was drawing the scrot, and the judges turned their chairs if they thought the drawing was good. She listened to Mark's story about his dad's scrote and his alopecia cancer and said she'd fuck his dad. She competed with The Voice Judge for Mark to join her team, calling them racially ambiguous in a derogative way. (*Podcast EP 2*)
Fuccboi Anthem

**Fuccboi Anthem** is the third track of The Album, and the fourth released as a video. It was released on YouTube and Spotify on 8 March, 2018. A behind-the-scenes video was released on 13 March, 2018.

## Synopsis

Whether it's spelt fuccboi fuccboy fuckboi, fuckboy, fuccb0i, fuckb0y, fukkboy, fukkb0i, fuqboi, fuqboii, fuqboy, fucqkboy, fudgeboy, fukboyle, boifuckinabee, fuccboi, fuccboi or fuckboy we can all agree that we're not really sure what one is. Or at least we're not. If you know please for the love of God tell us but make it a private message don't go spouting it out to the public and making us look like ignorant fools. We are not ignnerant fools!!!

## Cast

* Mark
* Nancy Beavercroft (Jess Galea)
* Broden
* Zach
* Bok choy - featured in this musical video song sketch
* Ivan Milat (Stuart Daulman)
Diego

**Diego** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appeared in Chop Chop (English Version).
He is an Italian man who created the Chop Chop dance craze alongside his brother Roy, and is co-head of the Chop Chop Academy. He is the quieter one of the pair, however he can get very angry. He wears a suit with a red patterned tie.

While he was filming the music video for Chop Chop, he argued with Roy in Italian about Broden's dancing ability, seemingly hesitant to throw him out of the academy (*Chop Chop (English Version)*).
Crug Mazin

**Crug Mazin** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast EP 152 - Inside Glenridge Secondary College With Craig Mazin.

Craig is a writer and entrepeneur from Brooklyn who wrote Hangover parts 2 and 3. He worked with Creg Mazin to create the Glennridge Secondary College series.

He appeared on a recap podcast for the Glennridge Secondary College series, alongside Craig Mazin and Creg Mazin. He talked about his research of Australia for the series with the 48 Craig Mazins, how all McMuffins are macguffins, and how everyone knows everyone in LA. He said he found *What Does the Fox Say?* very funny. (*Podcast EP 152 - Inside Glenridge Secondary College With Craig Mazin*)
DJ SweetLove

**DJ SweetLove** is a character payed by Zachary Ruane in the series Rumpus Room. He is likely the earliest recurring Aunty Donna character.

He is a DJ who seems to get too drunk himself at the parties he plays at. He seems to live in a field, and has his own TV show. He is a parody of people you would see on Chapel Street in 2009.

His first online appearance was at the Night of Sketch and Comedy on the 7th September 2012 at Schoolhouse Studios. There, he performed a set with Godwolf. This was documented in a Facebook post.

## Biography

He hosted a party in the rumpus room. The next morning, he was woken up by Broden, Mark, Adrian and Zach, naked. He asked for a lift, but forgot his clothes. He told Adrian to drop him at the side of the road, next to a field.(*DJ SweetLove/Found Out I'm Gay*)

He was later seen on the TV. On the show, he went to the Astor Theatre on Chapel Street, asking Tim where the best place to get a coffee was. He found an adult bookstore sign very funny. (*Chapel Street/Cresps/A Bad Date*)

SweetLove later became the planning officer at Littleton Town Hall, and a besieged resident visited him to stop a tower being built on the neighbouring block. (*This Is Littleton*)

At a party in the summertime, he was the DJ. He danced like this: "wicka wicka woo I'm a bit of a cunt." (*I Dance Like This*)

SweetLove DJed at a saucy night of cabaret at Sizzler after being introduced by Tom Armstrong. He threatened to fight Pina Bausch, then talked to her about her dancing. He said he was friends with a couple guys who went on Australia's Got Talent, and said he played The Chainsmokers ironically every so often. (*Podcast Ep 43 - A Saucy Night Of Cabaret - Feat. PENNY GREENHALGH*)

## Trivia

* In Podcast Ep 43, Zach played DJ Sweetlove and said he was very funny to play when he was 22 years old, but that he was then 27 and that the type of person DJ Sweetlove parodied weren't around anymore.
Gary

**Gary** is a character referenced in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL.
He was the eldest and dearest friend of Picky Dicky Doo until Jessica chotted on Picky with him with the help of Richard, Picky's brother.

## Appearances

### "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL

Picky sees an email from Gary with a picture of his wife having sex with two men attached. One of these men is Gary.
Jessica's Father

**Jessica's Father** is a character that appears in Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen) in Live at the Enmore.

He is the father of Jessica and Kate, and husband to Jessica's mother. He went missing in the Iraqi Wars.

## Appearances

### Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen) (referenced)

Jessica explains to Ellen DeGeneres that he went missing in the Iraqis, then takes the Nissan for a drive, but sees a mysterious figure which is him. She embraces him, but finds a television remote on his back, and turns around to see a new Panasonic 3D TV, which she thinks is better than him.
Footy Song (Aussie Rules)

**Footy Song (Aussie Rules)** is a standalone sketch and song made for AFL footy day.

## Plot

Mark, Zach and Broden sing a song about footy day.

## Lyrics

Get up, get up,

Get up the ball,

It's time for the footy ball,

Speckys to the left,

Speckys to the right,

Get up the ball and flag, flag,

Put it in the bin,

Stick it round the back,

Get a ball in the goal,

Kick it to the top,

Show it to the boys,

Get around number four.

We're the pride of [indistinct mumbles],

We're the team of footy and goals.

[all grunt]

We will always win,

Speckys to the right,

Get around number four,

The cup is what we want,

Get up the flag,

Get around number four,

Dim sims for lunch,

Hot dogs from the canteen,

Round the back, tomato sauce,

Blue and gold and yellow and red,

We are at the football,

Red and blue and yellow and black,

Hopper's Crossing power ball,

We're the pride of [indistinct mumbles],

We're the team of footy and goals,

[all grunt]

Chop it to the left,

Park it round the back,

Get around number four

[Broden] Go the boys

## Characters

* Mark
* Broden
* Zach

## Trivia

* Sam Lingham made them put '(Aussie Rules)' in the title because he thought people would be confused if they were from a country other than Australia.
Jar Jar Binks

**Jar Jar Binks** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!, based on the Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks. He is not to be confused with Better Jar Jar Binks.

He is a humble servant and one of George Lucas' most racist characters in Star Wars. He enjoys *Hey Hey It's Saturday*, particularly John Blackman. He refers to a ding as a dick and a ding-dong as an asshole. He is from the planet Naboo.

## Biography

He appeared at a party celebrating the return of the Aunty Donna Podcast alongside George Lucas, and stepped in Poo. He said Bernie Sanders was pretty hot and that he wanted to suck Sanders' ding. He later met Better Jar Jar Binks and Liam Neeson. (*Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!*)