Season 3 Episode 16: Addressing the OJ Simpson in the Room

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The boys are reviewing one half of the first Lethal Weapon movie! Yay! Plus, they address the controversial hiring of alleged murderer OJ Simpson. And finally, a return to everyone's favourite website Only Dinosaurs.

## Episode Summary

Icy Hot**®** Q-tips, Mel Gibson and OJ? Despite the deception and grief last week, ClayneCast lives! Another **killer** episode of ClayneCast! (not insinuating anything with that by the way)

ClayneCast becomes probably the first podcast ever to review half of a movie. Luckily this half a movie is better than any full episode of the show. The first half of the movie is generally well received, but only briefly (*join the Patreon and check the watchalong for more).*

Pretending Tom's new opinion is **Plandemic**. Duck attacks Drew's balls. This may be revenge for having his balls chopped off. We get a throwback to that time Duck scratched open Drew's nutsack and one of his balls rolled down Stephen Avenue. Nate wants to sell some Guitars, the profits from this are to be used for dinosaurs. Be sure to DM his manager Tom on twitter to find out the current bids/prices!

### Father-Son-Updates

Nate's Son found some great new sunglasses. Big T, aka Big T-1000, has been found speeding towards Charleston on his 4-wheeler, fueled by a thermos full of wet rice. Drew got his Son a Nintendo Switch and he plays a game for about 20 minutes before switching to the next. A friendly man online joins him on his multiplayer adventures.

### Watch-a-long

As promised, this week the hosts watched the first half of the first lethal weapon movie. Click HERE to watch the hosts watch this iconic film! And don't watch the rest of the movie or Tom will find you.

### Lethal Weapon Movie half recap

source: Wikipedia

Following the recent death of his wife, Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) narcotics Sergeant Martin Riggs, a former Special Forces soldier, has become suicidal and erratic. Despite the protests of the police therapist, the captain believes Riggs is faking his psychosis to be forcibly retired with a generous pension and partners him with fellow war veteran and Homicide Sergeant Roger Murtaugh. Riggs and Murtaugh do not get along as Murtaugh is equally dismissive of Riggs's mental state, but is eventually convinced Riggs is truly suicidal.

Murtaugh is contacted by a former Vietnam War friend, Michael Hunsaker, ostensibly to help his daughter Amanda escape her life of prostitution and pornography, but Amanda kills herself by jumping from an apartment balcony before she and Murtaugh meet. Her autopsy shows she was fatally poisoned with tainted drugs, indicating she was potentially murdered.

## Notable Quotes

### Nate, the most normal fucking guy in the world

* "We really wasted our lives watching that other show."
* "Let's go Brandon!"
* "Who the fuck is Lucario?"

### Tom

* "JTTPM!"
* "Plandemic. Just...Plandemic."
* "We need more dinosaurs in our life."
* "I'll make you squeal like a little piggy!"
* "I'm not tryin' to turn you on, but if it happens it happens!"

### Drew, the brainchild of ClayneCast

* "All I get in life, is shit."
* "I'm the leader of AMP."
* "I don't *wanna* watch that...I'm just saying, that's what happened."

## The ClayneClandestine

**Lucario** (Japanese: **ルカリオ** *Lucario*) is a dual-type Fighting/Steel Pokémon introduced in Generation IV.

It evolves from Riolu when leveled up with high friendship during the day.

Lucario can Mega Evolve into **Mega Lucario** using the Lucarionite.

## The Leftist Angle

Canadians just *can not* stop talking about grandpa sleepy Joe "Let's Go Brandon" Biden. Brandon needs to be protected.

If you live in California or New York, you don't need to worry about voting. They take care of it for you.

## CCEUpdates/AMPDates

### AMP (Season 4)

Everything is being set up and the AMP lot in Burbank is epic.

The start of AMP may be *American Monty Python and the Holy Grail* (working title), which will be sort of a Game of Thrones parody featuring the dinosaur mentioned below. Grogu as Geoffrey, Tara as Dannan O'Mallard as Aria Stark

Apparently, **OJ** may have murdered a couple of people. His hiring on the show last week is being re-evaluated by the hosts and he's been ~~suspended~~ granted Vacation for at least 2 episodes. The hosts discuss a variety of ways to tell him this, among others hiring JGL or Drew Powell to be the messenger, and operating an $8000 customizable red 2-man fire dragon costume from onlydinosaurs.com!

Tom suggests making a custom made OJ costume, and Damon Wayans will be OJ. The real OJ gets kept but also sent away.

Tom has an alternative Idea to suspend the entire cast for 4 weeks. Drew and Nate later claim it was their idea.

Nate suggests working with their friends in the leftist Mossad to shoot AMP on the OnlyDinosaurs lot in Israel.

### Passion of the Christ remake

Tom comes up with the idea to remake *The Passion of the Christ* starring Dad in the lead role.

## Get to know your host(s)

Drew is a good man. Despite this he is not allowed to receive mail. He's also deeply Scottish.

Nate hates movies and he never voted due to some election meddling in Arizona. He is neither a felon nor a Phelan.

Tom is the president and CEO of ClayneCast, but Drew is the head and also the leader.

## Trivia

While Tom may be harmless, ClayneCast fans are absolutely **not**, and **are** a danger to society :(

Mel Gibson directed and produced the Christian biblical horror drama movie The Passion of the Christ, and played William "Bill" Long, Stu's estranged father in Father Stu.

Things Tom deserves for free:

* A pair of *Pit Viper* sunglasses
* A kick in the arse.

## Freaky Figures

Season 1 had 18 episodes, Season 2 had 24 and season 3 had 15. Drew got it right.

First time this season that McGee is mentioned. He only actually directed the first two episodes and then only was co-director maybe.

Having one dinosaur in your back yard is lame and weird. Having two or more is very cool and desirable!

Windows notification sound at 39:31.

## Clayne ForeCasting

Second half of the movie next week!

Big T is gonna be zooming around the set on a 4-wheeler and JOC will be shouting like Clayne.

1. ↑ According to Drew