Fresh

* Presentation
* Reference
* Parasite

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Fresh is a monster that prominently appears around the Multiverse, having the first impression of a helpful entity. However, behind the mask, there is a parasitic beast controlling a helpless, weak monster, timelessly.

## Biography

### Burgerpants

Burgerpants, born initially under the name of Rai Solaman, was a cat monster that worked at MTT Resort in the base universe of Undertale. He was born into a working class family, and suffered under the hand of an absent father (not by any means of leaving, he simply always worked at night, while Rai had always stayed awake at night, sleeping at day. This limited to the two's contact.), yet was supported by a loving mother. Despite this, he grew a natural tendency to work, and spent most of his early life doing so. He even wound up dropping out of school. At the age of seventeen, he had gotten a job at Mettaton's resort, specifically as a janitor. This was shortlived, as all of Mettaton's other workers quit around the first week. So, he gave Rai a deal. The best role he could give him in turn for the promise that he'd never force Burgerpants to leave. This had then slowly transformed into never letting him leave. Burgerpants then spent most of his time as a cashier at the resort, bored out of his mind and slowly going more and more insane as the days went by.

### Neurosis

Neurosis was a parasitic entity created in the True Lab by Alphys as an accidental result of an attempt to make a monster solely out of determination. While she had been successful in her goal, this parasite lacked every other trait with the exception of determination, including Hope. Because of the lack of the fundamental monster personality trait that made them all feel optimistic and caring, this parasite had followed its strict survival instincts of continuing its sole existence and reproducing as much as it could. Although it had minimal intelligence at first, it had connected itself to Alphys for a short period of time, not giving any symptoms or draining too much magic, only enough that it eventually came to meet Sans at a science fair. The parasite had taken control of Sans for a very short time, though he wound up dying in the first week, so it needed a better, actually sustainable source. And so, it found one.

### Fresh

One night, while Burgerpants was working at the resort, he had decided to go out to Catty and Bratty for a means of purchasing some cat cigarettes they had stashed. Instead of the average deals, they had a special thing in mind. A strange, hidden pet in a bag given to them by Grillby, telling them "he bites." Despite how moronic it was for a pet to be in a bag, Burgerpants happily obliged on the condition they'd stop calling him Burgerpants. After he purchased it, they quickly betrayed their word and resumed calling him it. Burgerpants had then went back into the resort and placed the bag on the table, opening it to reveal a small, adorable bunny. Burgerpants took a liking to the bunny, so he decided to keep it. Even reminded him of a close friend. The following weeks, Burgerpants took good care of the bunny, even getting a bit more emotional in the circumstance of a companion such as it. However, eventually, the bunny began to get more frail and weaker, succumbing to death the night Burgerpants slept. Under extreme grief, Burgerpants too began to feel dreadful symptoms, including illusions, depressive episodes, sudden frenzies and more. When he had went to get a test, the doctors had been certain it was just simply a result of his sadness over the loss of his bunny. And so, the optimism and certain hope of monsterkind led to his downfall. The parasite, which named itself Neurosis for a comical reference to the doctors' improper diagnosis, later took control of him, giving birth to Fresh.

## Profile

### Statistics

**Vessel Durability: 4**

**Vessel Stamina: 4**

**Soul Durability: 3**

**Soul Efficiency: 3**

**Authority: 2**

**Magic Repository: 28,930Mn**

### Personality

Fresh has many personalities depending on how close he is to his victims, and how he is personally. Publicly, he is an energetic, though still maintained guy who is heavily influenced by 90's culture, using their slang and even certain items from it. Fresh seems to try very hard to be cool, and even succeeds in most cases. Despite his nature to be naturally a bother, he can come off as super empathetic, friendly and a lovely person to be near. Despite not being a hero, he is a popular guy in any timeline he remains in for a long period of time, being the party of life. He is very outgoing and never shy, continuously leaving an impression on anyone he's around. One peculiar thing about him is his tendency to develop off of other people's personalities, differing in political, social, opinionated and other views depending on who he is around.

Privately, however, Fresh is a whole other person behind the sunglasses. Fresh has two goals in mind when it comes to getting close with someone: murder, or reproduce. If taking the former route, he has a tendency to be very negative, guilt tripping in a very convincing manner that is impossible to define as exaggerative. At the moment he gets his victim close, he will murder them. However, in the latter route, Fresh can be quite the charmer. Not overtly sexual, not kind to the sense it comes off as a lie; simply charming. He can perfectly display empathy, love, care and appreciation as much as any truthful person can, making him as much a threat in the sheets as he is in the streets.

Whenever reaching critical stress, or even being released from the dreadful grip of the parasite, Burgerpants is shown. Burgerpants' is almost opposite to what he once was, fragile and weak to almost anything that could scare him in the slightest. He is easily aggravated, and in constant pain from the lack of magic fueling his body. He constantly murmurs random things to himself in a hasty panic, unable to comprehend or think about whatever is beyond his initial sight, or the pain that the parasite has caused him. This is usually contained extremely well and very often by the parasite, though it can let go of control from time to time, accidentally.

One fatal flaw that Fresh makes is his lack of empathy for things that he does not understand. While he is extraordinary at displaying empathy for things that he understands, things such as the genuine loss of someone they love is what he cannot comprehend. As a result of this, he tends to come off as uncaring and even numb to such things, being simply an asshole to the view of others.

## Abilities

### Fresh Poof

Fresh is capable of dispersing a strange, green fume that allows for him to cloud the view of anyone who is nearby, giving him an opportunity to escape. This is in mix of smoke that Fresh inhales everyday by smoking and the natural flatulence expressed by the parasite.

### Tendrils

Fresh can use the parasitic tendrils that Neurosis had developed from intaking so much magic, commonly through orifices. This can also be done by cutting open a hole in his wrists for them to come out of, as it can pretty much escape from anywhere. It only goes for orifices primarily. This tendrils are capable of carrying up to a Freight Train's mass.

### Gun Pussy

Fresh is heavily trained in gunmanship, able to efficiently use almost any gun between the 1870’s-1998. He can fight in a very agile, catlike manner too.

### Parafection

Fresh is able to infect any entity by engaging in soulbonding with them. This will slowly grow a parasite inside of them, which would later control them in its adolescent stage.

## Paraphernalia

Fresh has loads of weapons that he uses for his own advantage in combat.

### Lucky Number One

Fresh’s go-to pistol, a modified 1911 with a golden muzzle, a green base that has a crimson grip panel (alongside take down notch and trigger guard)and an orange trigger, finalised with a white hammer. This pistol is naturally augmented to fire green bullets, even having a green light when fired with a dark red smoke.

### The Revolutors

The Shut The Funk Up You Funking Annoying Asshole I Will Blow Your Brains Out, also known as The Revolutors are two Colt. 45 revolvers with the exact same colour scheme. They have a Pearl Grip that was coloured to be pearlescent, with a dark emerald base. It has a Ruby trigger, with a golden trigger guard and golden hammer.

### Batman

Fresh has an aluminium bat with a golden hilt and a ruby pommel, having a small hole in the bottom of it to fit a tendril inside. This bat is very powerful, and can break almost anything organic.

### Hivemind Device

The Hivemind Device, aka the Hivice, is a neurologically activated device that allows for Fresh to teleport to a hivemind planet infested with parasites that he controlled, having gateways to many, though not all, verses.

## Weaknesses

Fresh is severely weak to very warm or cold temperatures, which may temporarily break Burgerpants free from the parasite's control. Alongside cold temperatures, he is weak to the scent of catnip, often making the parasite lose control when in proximity of it. As mentioned in his personality, he can also come off as very peculiar and terrible at acting on certain occasions, giving any victim a chance to never encounter him in the first place.

## Trivia

* Fresh was initially going to be a Sans in Alphatale, though later was changed to Burgerpants from the suggestion of the team that had made him.

* Fresh cannot naturally feel fear, though Burgerpants can.

* To cope with the parasite losing control when Burgerpants is within proximity of catnip, it constantly puts him under the effect of it with a catnip cigarette. When he loses it, he is vulnerable to losing control once more.