Episodes

This will contain a list of all the episodes, and which season they appeared in. Possibly a description of what happens in each episode, as well as key events and first/last times.

It's important to note that Seasons in Budgens and Dragons change because of what happens within the Lore, as opposed to rule changes or people winning the game.

The episodes will eventually have their own, detailed page. They will contain major spoilers.

## Budgens and Dragons Season 1

Sometimes referred to as '*The Beta Test Season' .* The first episode was the first time Budgens and Dragons was ever played - there had been no rehearsals and warm up games played beforehand.

###### Episode 1 - The Power of Roy Keane

In our first loop we meet a cat, a man with lots of pockets who likes eggs, a rich snob on the run and more!

###### Episode 2 - Cat Box Cannibals

In our second loop we meet a very confused kitten, a cannibal with extra legs and ... what was that noise?!

###### Episode 3 - NEIGH (I'm A Horse ... Of Course)

In our 3rd (or is it 4th) loop we meet our favourite cat, our sneaky friend, and... a horse, of course.

###### **Episode 4 - Into The Alleyway, Then Back Out Again Cuz It's Really Wet**

In our 5th loop we venture into a new area of Faringdon, give Mother a headache and WAHOO, YIPPEE, YA-HOOOOO!

###### **Episode 5 - Ritualistic Dance of the Cuckoos**

In Episode 5 we meet a magician, a lion, a blind pilot and more!

###### **Episode 6 - Budgens and Dragons (Taylor's Version)**

In our 7th loop, Desmond is back to create mundane magicianry, Graham Christmas celebrates... Christmas, and we meet a born again pilot, and a strong man with a strong voice. Also, Taylor Swift is here.

## Budgens and Dragons Season 2

The first few episodes had been released by the time Episode 7 was being recorded. This is when people had started asking to be on the show, and there was a more firmly established editing process. This season enforces character music as a permanent fixture, and original music created by Reece Lawrence is used as the Theme of Mother, as well as a loop ending track, a sad loop ending track and a winners theme. The second half of the series is where the Lore creeps into the game and more players begin to start exploring (what is affectionally known as) *what the fuck is going on?!*.

###### Episode 7 - I Have a Gun

In todays episode, starting with Loop 9, we ... can't say much about this episode because EVERYTHING IS A SPOILER.

###### Episode 8 - Thank You, Godzilla, xoxo

In this episode we finally have our first battle encounter, there is destruction and murder everywhere and HamBorger still has a gun.

###### Episode 9 - Nope, I'm A Skeleton! - *Reduced to Clear Special*

In this special Reduced to Clear episode, we have a sentient scratch card, the opposite of an astronaut, and a talking skeleton!

###### Episode 10 - Bad Day to be a Scratch Card - *Reduced to Clear Special*

In this special Reduced to Clear episode, Luke REALLY wants the rules to be followed, and crimes are committed.

###### Episode 11 - I Don't Trust People Who Drive Cars - *Reduced to Clear Special*

In this special Reduced to Clear episode, love isn't the only thing that's in the air, and Izzy becomes a Karen

###### Episode 12 - The Madness of Mad Colin

In this loop we meet a superhero, an influencer, a tribute act, a sentient, philosophical plant and MAD COLIN!

###### Episode 13 - FOOK's Greatest Adventure

In this loop FOOK debuts, Mother falls in love and Peter T. Parker shows off his dark side!

###### Episode 13b - April Fool's Bonus Content!

April Fool's Day is shit so here's some fun bonus B&D content leftover from Episode 13!

###### Episode 14 - By The Great Sephiroth!

In this episode Woke Hogan is not the most problematic character, and the Milky Bar kid is neither strong, or tough. With apologies to Jesse Jackson.

###### Episode 15 - I Am Pure Meat, NOTHING BUT PORK! - *Roll The Damn Dice Special*

In this loop we meet a VERY stabby sausage, an influencer terrified to leave the house and Hellooooo Professor!

###### Episode 16 - Let's Get Breakfast In This Hell Hole - *Roll The Damn Dice Special*

In this loop we get sued by D\*sney and have been instructed by our lawyers to not comment any further.

###### Episode 17 - Bring Back the Gorls!! - *Live Show Special*

In this special Live Show episode, we are joined by members of the audience, as well as a few regulars. We did our best to clean up the audio.

###### Episode 18 - You Never Disappoint Me, Mussolini - *Live Show Special*

In this special Live Show episode, we are joined by members of the audience, as well as a few regulars. We did our best to clean up the audio.

###### Episode 19 - Roll for Uterus - *Live Show Special*

In the final part of this special Live Show episode, we are joined by members of the audience, as well as a few regulars.

###### Episode 20 - The Blind, Blown Out, Lemon Drizzle Cake Special!

In this loop we have bad backs, puddles of water, sad vampire killers and Irn Bru.

###### Episode 21 - Bradley Walsh in Chicken Walsh

In this loop we have a LOT of poo. a lot of transforming and so much death.

###### Episode 22 - Motherlode

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###### Episode 23 - Did You Just Ship Perfect Cell and Mother Mary?!

In this loop we are joined by Billy Keable and Xan Marshall. We also have a troubled little boy, an ASMR girl, a friendly animatronic badger, and a man of many Johns.

###### Episode 24 - Whats a Cloaca?

In this loop we are joined once again by Billy Keable and Xan Marshall, and we indulge in some premade character shenanigans. With apologies to Xan for the hand they were dealt.

###### Episode 25: SubCulture? I Hardly Knew Her! - *SubCultured Podcast Special*

We kick off our SubCultured Podcast special with a BANG. Almost literally.

###### Episode 26: Danhausen vs Foodhausen - *SubCultured Podcast Special*

We continue the SubCultured Special with a treasure hunt, meet a celebrity, and no one dies maybe.

###### Episode 27: Broken - *SubCultured Podcast Special*

We conclude the SubCultured Special with OH NOOOOOOOOO...

###### Episode 28: Rest in Peace

In this game we are joined by Adam Bibilo, from The Attitude Era podcast, who brings with him the reaper of souls himself; The Undertaker! Also there’s a guy incognito, and a man who likes to iron things.

###### Episode 29: Tinky Winky Loves Satan!

We are joined again by Adam Bibilo, from The Attitude Era podcast, who is playing the American Badass version of The Undertaker! Auntie has come to visit, and a gothic poet monster baby joins the darkside.

###### Episode 30: If I Just Lay Here

IT'S A PREMADE PARTY! In the next few episodes everyone will be given a random, pre-made character! It's a mystery as to who will get who!

###### Episode 31: Are You A Minority?

The Pre-Made Party continues! Every guest rolls for a random character, chaos ensues and scratch cards are attempted to be purchased!

###### Episode 32: I Love You, Boyfriend!

It's the end of our Pre-Made Party and we're ending it just like we end a typical Tuesday Evening comedy night - with a bunch of old white men!

###### Episode 33: Toto, I Don't Think We're In Leeds Anymore (Or Africa ... or Kansas)

In this episode, which we are joined by fans of the show, Hamborger gets enhanced! Stitch Steals Shoes! A man has an unfortunate career path, and... a gas leak!? It can't be!

###### Episode 34: Blood and Baby Powder

In this second 'fans of the show' episode, there's a thief on the loose, Cindy Larper is let down by everyone around her, a man hates the band Mud, and.... well, the thumbnail speaks for itself.

###### Episode 35: Playing With Yourself: A Jake Brennan Adventure

Things get Meta in this loop as Jake plays as himself, alcohol is banned and ITS THE FREAKIN' BAT

###### Episode 36: Triggers Snoop Dogg

The Fellowship go forth in an attempt to gather Mother a Scratchcard from Budgens, along the way there is a lot of poo.

## Budgens and Dragons Season 3

Season 3 begat some changes in the Budgens Universe. The role of Father was passed onto Mr. Piss, albeit briefly and with much confusion marred around the legitimacy of Mr. Piss as Father. Deep secrets about Mother were revealed by Hooty the Owl and members of the cast began to grow suspicious. The OG Crew also reunited their original characters in Loop 100. Episode's 37 and Episode 55's titles are a clue as to *what the fuck is going on?!*

#### Episode 38: Sweet Potato: Destroyer of Worlds

In this episode, there is a pug, and a gun. But not at the same time. Woke-a-mania is running wild! Sweet Potato goes off the rails, and there is a naked lawyer, and a naked survival contestant.

#### Episode 39: HamBorger is the WORST

In this episode, our guests try to do some fun roleplaying. Thankfully, we have a pug who will put a stop to that!

#### Episode 40: A Wonderful Kind Of Day!

In this episode we meet Mother’s relative, layeth the smacketh down and WIIIIILLLLLMMMMAAAAAAA…

#### Episode 41: Loop 100

In this episode we meet a man with lots of eggs, a talking ginger cat and the heir to the Budgens throne .. hang on this all feels a bit familiar ...

#### Episode 42: Sometimes We All Roll Sads

In this episode, we are joined by members of our discord/patreon backers. I hope you're ready for an unforgettable podcast, as Seymour Skinner gets a scratch card, the house is alive, and... IS THAT A BLOODY CROW?!

#### Episode 43: My Father's a Piss

In this episode, we are joined by members of our discord/patreon backers. A mysterious wizard appears, everyone's underpants have been taken, and the gang goes on a Grand Tour.

#### Episode 44: He Was A Bomb, She Was A Girl

Former PM's, A Touch of Midas, Alien Rodents and a Proper Brew are whats on offer in this episode of Budgens and Dragons

#### Episode 45: It's Me, Hi, I'm The Mother, It's Me.

Mother meets her biggest fan, her biggest Moth, her biggest Frog and her biggest Piss!

#### Episode 46: Liz Truss Doesn't Deserve a Do-Over

A spooky owl haunts Faringdon, as mother is visited by another disgraced PM, some old friends, and a couple of witches.

#### Episode 47: The Bag of Vicars

Mother is feeling especially randy in this episode, so you better watch out, or she'll roll a 20 on a romance roll on YOU! We can only apologise. Also, a few ghosts of the past come back to haunt the house.

#### Episode 48: Nut, Suck & Scot

This episode has a talking Henry Hoover. I don't know what else to tell you.

#### Episode 49: I Love You, I Guess

This episode reveals lots of lore, with absolutely the worst characters to discover it.

#### Episode 50 - Rolled A Little D6 In My Spare Time

It's Episode 50, and on this milestone we break bread, have a Mr. Whippy, try to get Yorkshire to exit the UK, and just have a play in the snow. How lucky!

#### Episode 51 - Chuckle Brother Raptor Wrangler

Welcome to Jurassic Pork! In this episode, we have a depressed robot, a depressed Chucke Brother, a psychotic corvid, and the Colonel comes in to visit from the deep south.

#### Episode 52 - They Normally Edit That Out Of Bake Off

Mother gets a task of her own from one of her house guests. Meanwhile they search for a missing book, and uncover a secret.

#### Episode 53 - Nice Smile (Halloween Live Show)

In this Halloween Live Show Special, Faringdon gets haunted, we gotta go fast and The Grim Reaper himself shows up!

#### Episode 54 - How I Met Your Mother (And Went To Budgens To Buy Her A Scratch Card)

Hi People, and I'm back Halloweening again. And today, I am gonna be scaring you with Sweet Potato. It's Halloween 2022 Part 2 init.

#### Episode 55 - ... All Of Me

It's the finale of Season 3, we finish our Halloween Special off with a bang(?)

## Budgens and Dragons Season 4

Season 4 is currently being released, so to avoid spoilers no blurb will be posted until it is complete.

#### Episode 56 - Who Am I To Override Lemmings?

In this episode, we are joined by L.T. Dangerous from NewLEGACYinc who tries his hand at comedy, and is into some wibbly wobbly... you know the rest. We also secretly hate Wigan(it's a secret so shhh), we learn about a seaman's unsavoury past, and Mother's house has a lemming infestation.

#### Episode 57 - Chris Pratt: Agent of Piss

LT Dangerous is back, and brings us a Straight Edge hero to all. He is joined by The -BEST- Mario voice ever, a sentient toothbrush, a woman who loves curry and to smoke... oh... hello, Daddy Piss.

#### Episode 58 - Mother Mia!

Here we go again ... Back at it for another loop featuring Evil Swedes, an evil billionaire, MASSIVE TITS and Wales.

#### Episode 59 - Fat Hams Roasting On A Clarkson Fire

In this episode Thomas finds happiness, Ethel finds a new mobility suit and It's Always Sunny in Faringdon!

#### BONUS EPISODE - The Budgies End Of Year Awards 2022

It's the Budgens and Dragons 2022 End Of Year Awards Special - The Budgies!! Originally released as Patreon-only content, we cover the first two seasons of Budgens (to avoid spoilers at time of recording) and dish out awards such as Best Character, Funniest Death and more!

#### Episode 60 - Flip A Coin for Stuffing

It's \*checks calendar\* CHRISTMAS!? This is the edited upload of the Budgens anniversary (13th December, save the date) live show... and everyone is Christmassy. We sure timed this well.

#### Episode 61 - Enter The Santaverse

It's still Christmas. Santa comes to visit. Everyone had too much Christmas sherry. Chaos ensues.

#### Episode 62 - One More Loop

They asked for one more loop... I hope you're happy.

#### Episode 63 - White Crocodiles Can't Jump

Somehow, it is STILL Christmas. And we're FED UP WITH IT ALL. Well, one of us certainely is. We are also joined by a very tall Author, a very famous Architect and a very smelly awful man.