Denny's

## Denny's view

Denny's is a place and state of piety and contemplation of higher matters, as well as consumption. There are hundreds of Denny's sightings across the Deepest Ocean. The holiest location is the oldest operating Denny's, located on Denny's Hill near the borderlands of the deepest Ocean.

Denny's has spread all across the Hydrosphere, competing with its main rival, Ihop. Denny's adherants refer to themselves Ranch-Davidians. Outsiders typically call them Dennaylien's. However, after the Grandest Compromise of the Trench with Ihop Crusaders, both adherants and outsiders find the term "Jihadi" to be acceptable.

Denny's was founded by the Soothsayer DNY, who hailed from the borderlands of the Qusty Dueef. From the sand dunes, he travelled into the the upper hydrosphere, spreading and oozing all across the water in a slimy path visible for centuries. Yet, DNY disappeared after a short time, gathering a following. His followers, the Ranch Davidians, faced many hardships. They were exiled from the borderlands of the Dueef by King Diktlsuktl of Jizzingham. They found refuge with the Great Zulu Warrior, before finding their third location on the supposed hill that DNY had disappeared on. By now, both adherants and outsiders alike referred to DNY as Denny. The hill upon which he disappeared became his hill, Denny's Hill. Since then, Jihadis have opened numerous other locations, and many events that changed all of lorbykind were done from within a Denny's or by a Ranch-Davidian.

## Etymology of Denny's: DNY

Jihadi Scholars, including the Elders of the Ranch Council, have debated the origin of the name "Denny's" since before the Flash-drive Corruption Event. The oldest texts, including foreign sources, refer to him as DNY. It is only when DNY was on his last chromosomes before the wider Hydrosphere morphed him into "Denny." Some argue that this is a mistranslation of his real name, Danny. However, this is only based on speculation and circumstantial linguistic reconstructions from a related language.

## Life and Times of DNY

Not much is known about DNY. Even most of his followers did not write until many cycles later. From the chronicles of outsiders that witnessed DNY, it is written that he comes from the Qusty Dueef, a region notorious for its darude sandstorms. From this wretched wasteland, such glorious seed sprang forth onto the rest of the Hydrosphere. It is believed that DNY directly communicated with Lorby and all of his top officials such as the Infamous Seegurke soon after his arrival. With Lorby's communion, DNY travelled the rest of the Hydrosphere, gathering a following.

### The Krakening

It was only a hydrocycle when, upon one of many hills in the Deepest Ocean, DNY, now commonly called "Denny", was sitting. Among him were his followers, it is unknown how many. DNY, all of the sudden, was enveloped by a gust of sand, rough and coarse, as if being summoned back to the Qusty Dueef. Paired with the sand was a writhing mass of Tentacles and Crab Claws. Every single witness of the event described feeling the very strong emotion of crab, including the few non adherant observers in the crowd who, upon seeing what was later called the "Krakening", instantly converted to Ranch-Davidism.

The site of the Krakening instantly became a holy site. However, his followers were unprepared for the disappearance of the great and illustrious Denny. His followers soon elected various adherents to leadership positions to go forth across the Deepest Ocean and spread the news of Denny and of his disappearance. However, disagreeing upon how to do this best, they decided to erect a place to contemplate Denny and consume.

## The Oldest Operating Denny's

Five days and eight nights, there was no rest and no RUSK. The first Denny's was born. Upon its completion, the water sky lit up with a heavenly glow as a lobster claw parted the clouds. This Denny's soon became a center of metaphysical learning and generated revenue for the local government, as well as providing the finest halal food in the trihydride area. From there, various locations sprung forth.

#### Notable Denny's Locations

Denny's Hill (Opened -340 CH) (The Original Denny's)

Denny Zulu Nation (Opened -300 CH) (The Second Denny's. Many Zulu Warriors are Ranch Davidians.)

Denny's in the Hood (opened -200, closed-150 CH, reopened 50 CH) (Closed due to the Macro Wave Anomaly, reopened after the Great Microwave Experiment was declassified)

Denny's in the Trees (Opened 150 CH) (This Denny's doesn't allow fat people)

Denny's Qusty Dueef (Opened 50 CH, destroyed 14 times by Ihop zealots, current form rebuilt after the Grandest Compromise of the Trench