The Maidens

Well, welcome to EERIE-EDITION #83 OF CREEPS CASTLE FRIGHT-FIENDS! I, your GHOST-HOST CREEPS, IN-FRIGHT all of you HACK into my CASTLE for more horror ha-ha-ha-ha. This CHILLING-CHAPTER, is about a guy who meets his NEIGH-BOOS, and has a FANG-TASTIC TIME with them, I call...

One day back in the Autumn of 1966, a nerd man was watering some bushes outside of a house over somewhere in New Jersey with a garden-hose. Suddenly, there was a female singing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" somewhere close by. The nerd man looked and saw that it was a lady standing at the window of the house next door. He waved at her and she waved back at him then. A woman came out of the house that had the bushes that the nerd was watering and put her hands on her hips. "Tom, you moron. Look at what you're doing!" she shouted at him, meanly. "Oh, sorry, Peggy dear. It's alright" Tom replied to her, with a troubled face. "It's never alright with you doing things you dimwit!" Peggy snapped at him. "I'll be back at 7:00 tonight. Just order a pizza for delivery, if you cook, you'll burn our house here down" Peggy carried on, ridiculing Tom. She got into a car in the driveway and drove off. Tom sighed angrily, watching her drive away and then looked back at their bushes. That afternoon, Tom lit a cigarette within the living-room of the house and there was a knock on his front door. He answered it and the lady who was singing earlier in the home next door stood outside.

"Good afternoon, Thomas, would you care to come on over and have something to eat with Cynthia and I?" the lady asked him, inviting. "Hello, Rona, why, thank you. Sure" Tom responded to her with a grinning-face. "Oh, good" Rona said with a smile herself. Rona and Tom walked into her house and up the hall into the kitchen. Another lady was standing in the kitchen, holding a platter of finger food. "Hello, Thomas, would you care for a shish kabob?" she asked him. "Hello Cynthia. Sure thanks" he responded to her and took one from on the platter. As Cynthia, Rona and Tom ate shish kabobs together, Tom said to them: "Peggy keeps abusing and harassing me. She's been that way unfortunately ever since we dated back in high school. Now we're married and I'm twenty-five years old!". "Awe, we are sorry, Thomas. We wish to help you" Rona said to him. "Yes indeed we do" Cynthia agreed with Rona, telling Tom. "I wish you ladies could. Thank you" he replied, gratefully. When Tom was walking back to his house, Rona and Cynthia looked out their living-room-window at him. Suddenly, Rona transformed into a vampire, growing spiky-fangs, her flesh turned a sickening-dirty-yellow color, becoming scaly, and her long and flowing-dress turned red. She gazed over at Cynthia now with black circles around her eyes and hissed eerily, as her black afro blew in wind.

That night, Tom was listening to a record of Buddy Holly singing "Peggy Sue" on a record player as he stood beside it in his living room. The front door opened and Peggy came into the house then. "I'm back from shopping with my Friends, Tom. You better have dinner ready and it better be good!!" she said to him, meanly. "Yes, Peggy, supper is ready" Tom replied, sighing in sadness. Peggy walked into the kitchen and shouted to him, "turn that freakin' music off you idiot!". Tom turned off the record-player then and sighed sadly. Tom went into their kitchen and Peggy sat at their kitchen-table, eating a plate of fried chicken. "This chicken is becoming cold Tom!!" she said to him meanly. "Oh, sorry, Peggy!" he replied, sighing sadly. Peggy got up and hit him right in his stomach. "There! Now you will have a stomach ache too tonight!" she said to him being mean and walked out of the kitchen, as Tom held his stomach with one hand, bending over, coughing in pain. The front door opened then and in walked Rona in her vampire form, with her silver hoop-earrings, and dark-red slime by her mouth. Peggy screamed, seeing her, and the scaly, sickening-dirty-yellow-skinned-monster hissed at her, then attacked the woman. The female vampire plunged its spiky-fangs into the side of Peggy's neck, causing her to scream more. Tom hobbled out of the kitchen and straightened up slowly, seeing Peggy's skin grow pale white, and the thing making sucking-sounds from on the other side of Peggy's face. The vampire clutched her shoulders with long, black clawed-hands, holding Peggy sideways.

Peggy slumped over dead within Rona's vampire-grasp, and as she kept on sucking the side of her neck, Cynthia came into the house through the front doorway. Her eyes were solid-black and she opened her mouth, hissing away with a mouthful of fangs, also being a vampire too. Her long and flowing-dress was now black and her short, curly hair became an eerie white. Tom gasped in horror at the vampires, and Rona stopped sucking the side of the corpses neck. She and Cynthia smiled at him. "Y-you are both vampires, Rona and Cynthia!!" Tom said to them, with his eyes wide. He took off his glasses and looked closely at them. "Why, yes, Thomas. We are vampires indeed. We are known as The Maidens from dark age times. We will take care of your Wife's dead body for you. Now, you can finally live peacefully" Cynthia said to him. "Yes Thomas" Rona said, hissing, and she and Cynthia left with Rona carrying Peggy's dead body. Tom sighed in relief and smiled.

Well, that sure SUCKED FOR PEGGY eh, kiddies? She was sure A PAIN IN THE NECK for poor Tom, so Rona became A PAIN IN THE NECK for her ha-ha-ha! THEY MAIDEN TOM'S DAY heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. He couldn't STOMACH Peggy, but Rona and Cynthia could hee-hee-hee-hee!