My project: Microsoft Windows Vista

# **Basic Information**

**My project: Microsoft Windows Vista** is the sixty-fourth (64th) video on the Master Raney channel on YouTube. Master Raney talks about Windows Vista and commits a bad paradox for the fifth time in the Master Raney series.

# **Plot**

The video begins with an advisory screen of viewer discretion, warning the viewers of the transcript of the video containing explicit language. As Master Raney introduces the video's topic, Mr. Dirty Hands says that it'll be a great adventure, which his brother, Mr. Filthy Hands, agrees to and states that every adventure is great. Master Raney gets onto the project and travels to the interface of a Windows Vista desktop computer, then the startup sound occurs. Master Raney points out that Windows Vista came to manufacturing over five years after the release of its own predecessor, Windows XP. Master Raney points out that Windows Vista became available on January 30, 2007, which is the very day revealed on the desktop calendar of the operating system that Master Raney time-traveled to, and released to manufacturing on November 8, 2006. Master Raney points out the criticism the operating system got for its problems with security features and performance. Master Raney points out that people were "downgrading" their computers to Windows XP because of Windows Vista's problems. Master Raney points out that Windows Vista removed the support for Intel Itanium, the laptop battery life was very short on Windows Vista compared to Windows XP, and Master Raney points out two consumers suing Microsoft for the problems with Windows Vista. Master Raney then points out mainstream support ending on April 10, 2012 and extended support ending on April 11, 2017. Master Raney goes goofing off on the interface of the computer, writing an insult about life on the desktop sticky note, reading it as "life sucks d*(censored)*k". Master Raney opens up Windows Mail, reads the email sent from a guy named William Loudmouth, who happens to be a company director, then proceeds to send a nasty email to William under the email address of a guy named Chris Wickedman. Master Raney looks at the gadgets that are visible on the side of the computer screen, then he points out the Longhorn codename and that Windows Vista got criticized for its high system requirements. Chris Wickedman the plant manager, noticing Master Raney in his computer, yells at him and orders him in his office, then in the office during interrogation, Chris questions Master Raney what he's doing in his plant while he's not even employed at the plant, then Master Raney starts provoking and smack talking Chris, much of the way he previously did to Timothy, Derrick, and Gene. Chris then tells Master Raney that there's no way that he's hiring him in the plant, Master Raney then makes an impersonating comment about Chris and calls himself a "corrupt motherf*(censored)*ker who loves to soil himself on a regular basis" impersonating his voice. Chris tells Master Raney to watch his mouth and to not say that about him, then freaks out about what he's doing with a microphone in his hand, which reveals Master Raney impersonating Chris's voice and denouncing company director, William Loudmouth, on the intercom, showing scenes of reactions of supervisors, shop floor employees, and other higher-ups around the plant, which one of the supervisors comments that he thought Chris Wickedman was "better than that". As Master Raney shuts off the intercom, he dies in laughter and asks him how he likes the "sour taste of his own medicine", then Chris Wickedman is infuriated with what Master Raney did, as Chris was threatening to do something about the action committed by Master Raney, the director, William Loudmouth, busts the door open in anger and yells at Chris for what he heard on the intercom. While Master Raney eavesdrops on the conference in between Chris Wickedman and William Loudmouth, Chris, behind the door to William's office, is getting screamed at and lectured extremely firmly for Master Raney's action on the intercom, Chris tries to justify that he was framed on the intercom, then William denies that fact, as William questions Chris about why he heard his voice talking crap about him, Chris admittedly tells him that he doesn't like his constant yelling, which leads to William demoting him all the way down to the position of toilet janitor instead of firing him and passing the office to Rita Conginuine. William orders Chris to pack up his office supplies and leave the plant for the rest of the day, having him clean toilets around the plant in both men's and women's rooms Mondays to Saturdays from 5:00 AM to 5:00 PM, and tells him that he will never manage the plant ever again. Master Raney exits the scene and travels back onto the interface of the desktop computer in Chris's office. As Master Raney logs out, he returns to his studio with a freezing cold blizzard in his studio room, caused by his paradox. Madmam tells Master Raney that the blizzard was caused by a paradox crime yet again, which Master Raney tells Madmam that it was the fifth time he committed a paradox crime, not the first. Masternaught tells Master Raney that it's funny that Master Raney committed a paradox crime, costing a plant manager his management career, leading to him plotting a freezing blizzard in his studio room as an act of revenge, Master Raney sarcastically agrees with the fact that it's funny, then wonders where Miss Teacher is at the moment, wondering about what was good about the paradox, which Optimus Stick reveals that she's out on a date with her boyfriend, Mister Instructor, but will be back later. Pessistick tells Master Raney after hoping for the storm to die down soon that he'll be frostbitten and become a goner, then Master Raney doubts it as such. As Master Raney concludes the video, he is shown freezing in his own studio room from the blizzard.

# **Trivia**

* Master Raney makes a fifth paradox enemy in the video