Take Me Somewhere Nice

## Overview

The Strangers With Weapons investigate camps Righteous and Vengeance. Their reunion with Dinah gets loud and they meet the enigmatic Amazons of Chult.

## Major Plot Points

* The SWW awoke before dawn on top of Fire Finger to find that it was raining teeth, thousands of ants walked around the perimeter of the tower’s roof, and the tree branches became vipers.
* Once dawn broke, everything turned back to normal. However, Calypso’s hairbrush was stolen, Voloth had an X cut into his hand, Vlad had his fingernails clipped, and Neuriel was missing the cup from his mess kit.
* Salida was nowhere to be found this morning. Investigations led you to believe she went into the mountains for an unknown reason.
* The party went to Camp Righteous to investigate what was going on there. They found the camp abandoned after clear signs of a battle. The camp was based outside of a shrine of a man sitting on a throne with a crocodile on his back.
* After disarming a pit trap, a swinging scythe trap, and figuring out a fire floor puzzle, the team made it to the main chamber in the shrine. It housed an ancient looking jug. Vlad took the jug, which caused a mild cave in.
* After leaving the shrine, the party was met by Chultan Amazons - Diana, Barbara, Artemis, and Lucy. After a tense discussion, Fern agreed that the party would retrieve the Amazon’s stolen sword from the Order of the Gauntlet in exchange for keeping the jug.
* SWW made their way to Camp Vengeance, which is a shoddily made camp covered in mud with large puddles and very sick and injured Gauntlet members
* The group faked their way into the camp. Vlad and Voloth were assigned to fix the latrines where they saw Dinah/Black Siren in one of the prisoner cages.
* Neuriel helped heal sick and injured Gauntlet members. He spoke with Lance Morewood and found out that the Gauntlet was there to extract resources to help rebuild Faerun after Tiamat’s attack. He said this group is overzealous and began looting ruins and other treasures.
* Calypso, Peggy, and Fern were all hosted by Niles Breakbone, the dwarven leader of the camp, who enjoyed the company of others, especially women.
* The party deduced where the stolen Amazon sword was being held. After Black Siren busted out of her cage, causing a lot of the forces to focus on her, they ambushed the treasure tent.
* Black Siren killed several guards.
* Sword in hand, you tried to leave the treasure tent but were caught by Niles, two veterans, and a couple guards.
* Black Siren attacked two veterans alongside SWW. However, she used a smoke bomb to escape when Peggy attacked her.
* Using Fern’s Pass Without a Trace spell, SWW escaped the fight with the Amazonian sword. They found a sending stone for you left by Dinah.
* You met up with the Amazons, trading the sword for the jug. The jug can produce an infinite amount of one of seven liquids per day. The liquids are water, mayonnaise, lube, wine, ale, fossil fuel oil, and vinegar.
* After hearing about Princess Maxima, Diana said the Amazons will always only serve their queen, but they detest Port Nyanzaru and are intrigued by this young woman. She agreed to an audience with her to talk about an alliance.
* The SWW asked Diana about Black Siren. She said Dinah is a friend to their kind. She sought them out seeking training. She offered to defend Amazon heritage from the Order of the Gauntlet. They tasked her with retrieving their missing sword but hadn’t heard from her in days so they sent SWW.

## Random Encounters

On Foot

* SWW fought ghouls
* The party met albino dwarves who see themselves as the guardians of Chult's jungles.