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Alastair time: he reflects on shit durign the fight and wants to apologize to aethesu for being a bigus dickus

he gets tapped on the shoulder by a stranged man asking him to hear the gospel of beezus kraist

father guseppi preaches about the coming lord and saviour and thinks alastair is heathen

alastair sees 2 timelines, one where he kills alastair and one where he is his fine

in the one where he dies, he is made into a puppet, and then he fades away from existence into a blue abyss

alastair sees a cat saying "ur tripping balls" and a cottage

he scratched shit off his feet and walks to the feet

the cottages has a crescent moon and the door and is in the middle of a prairie and vegetables

alastair knocks on the door and it swings open, on the wall he sees nails, in place of the hands of anasthasia

younger woman taps alastair on shoulder, asks alastair how he got here, how he found out?

alastair doesn't know

what is the last time alastair remembers?

i don't, woman asks alastair if he wants to join the military

says, yes bc it protects people

alastair is revived from not breathing, also alavice with hot topic person

gurag is now awake again,

ysenia is excited, gura is awake, llama strides behind ysenia

there is rock on ysenias finger and go away, feels odd after portal

ysenia talks to alastair, suprised hes back

ysenia confirms this is the real alastair, via perception

loki asks if it was fun, it was indeed fun, there were flowers, it smelled nice

gurag says the military is up, hao is confused and saves alastair

party needs to go to a hill somewhere

aetheus asks alastair to run to top of hill, alastair agrees because he is a hero

everyone follows gurag or some shit, im confused

the hill moves when alastair touches the hill

the hill is made of crolls, which are huge ass scarabs, or something

they knock alastair over

pete tries to eat a kroll, parth foresees the future and now pete is not eaten

parth is now 2 feet taller in petes mind

the krollaid man comes out of the kroll hill

krollaid man is distressed that the krolls are leaving

krollaid man tells loki that he will be the next krollaid man

aetheus intimidates krollman and commits suicide

parth brings tyrone on kroll, alastair fucks up getting on

krollaid men are people who have forgotten their lives standing in the kroll feilds

gurag is riding a fucking giants ass kroll, what the fuck is going on

loki pets a giant ass kroll

gurag falls into the ravine, ysenia jumps in after gurag, alastair jumps in after gurag, pete jumps in after alastair for the ass

loki jumps in after being urged by the mother kroll

why the fuck did tyrone jump down the fucking cliff, why tyrone, what the fuck

parth, why the fuck would you jump down as well

novem is all alone, but jumps in after some purple haired lady

theres a giant fucking ballpit at the bottom

turns out the ravine is magic, what the fuck, fuck magic

alastair saves pete from the ballpit

parth doesn't understand what is going on and walks ahead into whatever the hell there is

novem, reminisces about life

theres a path of stone leading up to the tower, it appears that people have already come by here

pete smashes beer, again and again, its magic beer, now we have infinite beer

parth just walks ahead of group

pete gets tipsy from infinite beer

novem picks up to letters one for pete and one for novem, and then she switches papers

parth encounters some high guy and gets confused af, she has not idea

ysenia auto recepts conversation and introduces shit

high guy falls down, and dies

purple hair lady: aight fuck, this guy is new here, yalls late, wtf

yall's fucking late af, but i also needs money, yall want me to be ur mentor for military

her name is katrina (mid 20s) and shit happens, she realizes education is shit after talking to alastair

theres animals here and alastair tryings to touch them

loki is close with katrina bc animals and shit, but he cant go home

lol, you cant bitch

katrina pets tyrone, parth is inspired by her praising of tyrone

lewis's postcard is changing, loki goes to find animals, aetheus asks katrina stuff

ysenia starts building relationship with rocktopus

alastairs goes to train in training

aetheus finds armory and takes clothes, aetheus can now attack people with

loki also takes a uniform and shit, theres a rock in the uniform

parth takes a shower and go to sleep, reminisces on life speaking aloud to tyrone, she now feels well rested (if only hao could do this in real life

alastair dun goofs rocktopus, and now ysenia bonds with rocktopus

novem swaps papers, and now identifications are switched

novem finds passage in library, there is a stairwell

novem finds a sign with "friendship is the best magic of all"

theres just a library on friendship and stuff

novem now steals a leatherbound book, librarian man is proud

loki now knows shit about the first floor via lewis map

novem opens the book and learns how to make friends better

katrina is also from florali, they talk about the rock giant and shit

they also know each other

yo, is there anything bad with replacing infernal magic with druid magic in gurag?

depends on contract? oh, well ok

ysenia learns about wish and magic and wishes and etc

well, i did save her son and shit

ummm, idk details, no issues right now tho

i could do shit to help her out

keep and eye on him

tend to gurag, does medicine on gurag, gurag is now fully rested.

katrina is kinda a biker lady i guess?

(hao ooc: okay, now i think about it, it would make more sense for parth follow ysenia on vampyre because tyrone was at stake)