RRW Dirtsheets Edition 3- Keeping Up With The K̶a̶r̶d̶a̶s̶h̶i̶a̶n̶s̶ Rumors

## HYDRA extending the reach of their power?

Dario Cueto's henchmen have been causing a lot of trouble on Chaos recently which seems to have culminated at Life Sentence. A few weeks ago, RRW launched an all-new online streaming site, called "RRW Network" which the fans could use to watch the live broadcasts of RRW programming. During Life Sentence broadcast, everything seemed fine until the stream suddenly started lagging which the announce team blamed on bad servers. In reality, it seems HYDRA's Assassin, Sami Callihan may be competent for more advanced things; hacking. Our sources backstage have sent us this photo:

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It has been confirmed that Sami did indeed hack in the RRW servers during Life Sentence streaming. The Assassin tweeted the following:

**Sami Callihan** ‏@TheSamiCallihan  1d

It was me. Soon, the only thing you'll be watching on Chaos is HYDRA asserting its dominance.

**Sami Callihan** ‏@TheSamiCallihan  1d

Sure, I could spend my seven-figure contract on smoke grenades, gas masks and flashbangs but why would I do that when I could buy new tech gadgets and further HYDRA's agenda. #TheAssassin

In other news, some of the parents that attended Life Sentence have sued Callihan for putting their children in danger (due to the smoke grenade that was used) as well as putting the fans in front row in immediate danger after the steel cage exploded. It was said that Dario Cueto swiftly took care of the lawsuits.

## Cena continues to insult Japan

In a follow-up to his disastrous interview in Japan prior to his match with Hiroshi Tanahashi, Cena has managed to anger the entire Land of the Rising Sun once more. During Cena's recent visit to Museum of History of Japan, Cena made fun of some of the prominent names of Japanese history, among them several emperors, criticizing them for the country they made. He also insulted fellow wrestler, Shinsuke Nakamura calling him "King of Walking Like an Idiot Style" and saying he had to change his name to Shinsuke Nakamura only because his original name was "Samsung Nagasaki"

## RRW accepting fan-made storylines...or ripping them off?

Despite being isolated from the RRW fan base, Chaos writing team seems to be aware of what the fans want. It appears that the idea for recently debuted tag team of Alexander Wolfe and Tajiri called "The Necessary Evil" was a popular demand by the fans on twitter and facebook. However, after an extensive research, our sources have revealed a tag team in independent scene, members being Syed Muhammad and Ante Jovic. Team name? Necessary Evil.

## Triple H is a lot more emotional than we think

Triple H, the member of 4th Reich and proclaimed by many the most egoistical prick in all of RRW may have not be such a tough guy after all. Behind the tough guy facade, "The Game" (though he's never actually been played) seems to have a soft side as he was seen crying recently on a edition of Survival.

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This reportedly stems from the fact that on numerous occasions, Triple H's nose has been referenced live on air in front of millions and millions of RRW fans, usually done by Dean Ambrose.