Saga 3

### Saga 3: The Multitude of Villains

A short while after Saga 2, Will was at a bar and meets a beautiful woman named Vanessa, and the two later had sex sex but will wasn’t able to satisfy her so Vanessa promised herself to take out the CoolCrew. She kidnapped Sam and revealed that she has the ability to shapeshift into any person and pretends to be Sam as she uses his massive wealth from publishing laughterhouse 5 to buy the US government, kick out Kanye and Jim, and reveals she’s a member of the SSCCM, but she claims the M stood for members so the public wouldn’t think of them as bad guys.

During this time she meets Ernesto and since she likes that robo dik dik of his they keep in touch, the two start sending US soldiers and Boxmore robots to attack members of the CoolCrew. Ernesto is also bombing Will’s house and other CoolCrew members’ houses, which then leads him to say that he is going to nuke California to destroy the CoolCrew because he is being paid by the SSCCM to do so. Ernesto then reveals he kidnapped Madelyn and keeps her in Australia and tells Evan that he wants Madelyn’s soul, for it is something Ernesto finds valuable in the long run. He says that if Evan promises to give Ernesto Madelyn’s essence then he will cancel the launch of the California nuke. Evan sadly agrees to this and Ernesto begins to send Madelyn back to Evan’s house.

As this is happening, Alec also gets kidnapped and taken to the moon, so Loli Vampire, Will, Kaelana, Fabi and Echo go on the Fabirocket with Fabibots (robots that work for Fabicorp) to the moon, where Gru gets in the way because he wants to steal the moon. So a battle began with Fabibots and the CoolCrew against a bunch of minions, and while this is happening Madelyn gets to Evan’s house, knowing what Evan has to do. However, Madelyn informed Evan that she met a witch doctor in Australia and he taught her how to enact a spell to create a clone of someone with the same thoughts and memories as the original, so Evan can make a clone of her and kill the original Madelyn to take the soul and give it to Ernesto while still having his great friend. Evan enacts the spell and Madelyn was perfectly cloned, Evan then removes Madelyn’s soul and gives it to Ernesto who cancels the nuke and actually decides to help send Boxmore robots to the moon to help fight against the minions.

The clone, named MaDOSlyn, agrees to help Evan get to the White House to put a stop to Vanessa, and they started heading over there. On the moon, the battle was won thanks to the help of the added troops sent by Ernesto (and the troops left after the battle), and Gru declares it won’t be the last time they see him as he flies away in his rocket. They continue forward to a fort and see Alec tied to a chair and finally meets the kidnapper, who Loli vampire recognizes. It was a fellow vampire, “my name’s Jeff” he introduced himself to the CoolCrew before revealing he too is part of the SSCCM, and uses his vampiric magic to attack the CoolCrew.

The attack weakened the CoolCrew quite greatly, and Jeff was about to kill them until a white flash of light filled the room as two people broke through the roof. These were Andrew WK and Garzooka, who were space traveling heroes that helped anybody in need. Thanks to the help of the heroic duo, the CoolCrew managed to best Jeff and Jeff fled, making Alec free as they go back to earth saying goodbye to Andrew and Garzooka, but they didn’t realize the two snuck onto the rocket to hitch a ride to earth as the two ate pizza in the backseat. The CoolCrew finally meet up and are about to storm the whitehouse and stop Vanessa, however...it appears someone has already done that…