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Episode 91 - Somewhere Beyond the Sea Part 2

With the gang experiencing a pretty strong and realistic spiritual experience through Jaela’s past life, they continue on in their new strange bodies. Now we are really stretching our 5e bodies as we continue our quest to the sea and beyond. Funny thing, can’t help but feel like something bad will happen. Can’t shake and I don’t know why...

## **Story**

After defeating/euthanizing the demons that attack them, the Yangahr crew head out to meet the boat that is supposed to take them to Caer. They find the Chum Guzzler and meet First Mate Xantolin and Captain Winston. The boat casts off and travels for a while before they are attacked by huge flying demons. Steve tries to talk nice with them but they light him on fire. Everybody runs below deck to escape. They decide to use the magic vial to create the portal so Steve can escape.

Steve jumps through the portal, and is crushed to death when it leaves him at the bottom of the ocean.

## **Trivia**

* The Death of Steve Meloncamp
* Xantolin is First Mate aboard the Chum Guzzler, while Winston is Captain

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Telir
* Jennifer Cheek - Temerity Barakas
* Mike Bachmann - Steve Meloncamp
* Nika Howard - Rhavar

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Winston
* Xantolin

### **Locations**

* Yangahr
* Chum Guzzler

### **Quest Log Updates**

* ~~[Failed] - Bring the Demonomicon to Fennekin~~
Episode 85 - Once More Through the Wyrmhole Part 2

As things go from dicey to chaotic the gang continues to fight off both a dragon and an elf’s bedtime. Will we do enough damage to make this foul beast flee from our impressive might? Or will we find out that this dragon is boring to fight and move on? Only time will tell, dear readers!

## **Story**

The party, minus Thom but plus Aelar and Rolen Twentais continue to fight the blue dragon. It seriously does not go well. Thrifty crits real hard all the time and the party rolls terribly. They are saved when Owen decides to go to bed and Thrifty makes the wise decision to not make the party continue to fight the dragon. They end up just talking about Jaeludra fanfiction and how Thrifty is trashed on sake. So a pretty good episode actually.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Rolen Twentais
* Nika Howard - Jaela
* Owen DiMauro - Aelar

### **Quest Log Updates**

* ~~[Complete/Failed?] - Defeat the Large Blue Dragon~~
Episode 59 - Coolest Video Game Characters

## BWK

* 5. Leon Kennedy
* 4. Samus
* 3. Nathan Drake
* 2. Sephiroth
* 1. Link

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* 5. Hammer Bros
* 4. Conker
* 3. Scorpion
* 2. Victor Zsasz
* 1. Duke Nukem

## Dooley

* 5. Axel from Streets of Rage
* 4. Sketch Turner
* 3. Laura Croft
* 2. Leon Kennedy
* 1. Sonic the Hedgehog

## Matt

* 5. Bison
* 4. Sub Zero
* 3. Pyramid Head
* 2. Paper Boy
* 1. Mr Game and Watch
Episode 9

There are many Pages that may refer to **"Episode 9"**. You may be looking for:

## **Random Encounters**

### Gamma World

* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 9 - The Parking Lot Beat Down Part 2, Appendix XII

### Shadowrun

* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Shadowrun 9

### Darkblade Academy

* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 9

### Sailor Moon

* Sailor Moon 9 “Season 2! Appearance of the Fifth Senshi, Francois!”

### Norhall Academy for Adventurers and Heroes

* Random Encounters: Norhall Academy for Adventurers and Heroes - Episode 9
Episode 52 - A Dark Future Present

Hello Dear Wonderful Listeners! We sure do hope you enjoyed that special trip down memory lane. For you newer listeners, it was a very important milestone. One that we were not sure we would ever reach… but anyways, adventure is now once again afoot! The gang meets back up outside Caer and discuss Thom’s new toy. We also discuss Thom’s somewhat heightened sense of bloodlust. He always had a bit of bloodlust, but now it just seems unmanageable. Little nervous tbqh.

## **Story**

Aludra and Harper bury her brother using shovels and fireballs then look around the small town by Caer they are in.

They meet back up with Thom who has reappeared with Blood Drinker. There is a great deal of concern for Thom's mental state as he chats to sword in his head.

Aludra meets a sexist blacksmith and Harper claims to be a feminist. We get to know them a bit more. Harper harps on about his dark past.

Thom reveals he may have done a little bit of murdering after he is found with a hobo'
s backpack. Aludra and Harper are horrified.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom the Dragonborn

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Backburner] - Retrieve Thom the Dragonborn's memories
* [On-hold] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [On-hold] - Find The Brazier of Worlds
		- [On-hold] - Investigate The Ruins of House Vidalis
			* [On-hold] - Go to The Ruins of House Vidalis
* [NEW][Active] - Find out the deal with Thom's hobos
Episode 6 - Simpsons Episodes

## BWK

* 5. Duffless
* 4. Lemon of Troy
* 3. Lord of the Dunce
* 2. You Only Move Twice
* 1. Marge vs the Monorail

## Matt

* 5. Marge vs the Monorail
* 4. Bart the Fink
* 3. Homie the Clown
* 2. Maggie Makes Three
* 1. Homer the Great

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* 5. Homer vs the 18th Amendment
* 4. Deep Space Homer
* 3. Cape Feare
* 2. Homer at the Bat
* 1. Lisa the Vegetarian
Hank(Norhall)

**Hank** was a man from Miller's Hollow, who greeted The Daring Dragoons when they arrived in the city on their way to rob the Haverpenny Bank. It's unknown in what capacity he served the city, be he a mayor, or just the town greeter. Hank was blonde, with his hair done up in braids, and he carried an owl on his shoulders named Perkins. He also had a scar and tattoos on his face. He was a pretty cool dude.

**Episodes**
Random Encounters* Norhall 34
* Norhall 35
Episode 9 - Irretrievable

Now that you're back to peak physical health - even if that peak keeps receding - it's time to see what your new position as a Tier 2 researcher has in store for you.
Additionally, an anomaly has been detected in Stairwell F but that's surely no cause for alarm.

This episode was written by Jonah Gregory
Father Tierney

Named for the actor Jacob Tierney who played Pastor Glen

**Father Tierney** was the High Cleric of Pelor in the Temple of Pelor in The Last Respite in Elysium1. He kind of served as a person in charge when Pelor went missing2.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 279 - A Complicated Heaven
* Episode 281 - Where in the Realms is Pelor?!?
* Episode 284 - Goodbye, My Son
Glaine, the Jewel of the East

A city bigger than Mastwick and Caer put together. It's a huge sprawling, coastal city laid out in a grid pattern next to the bluest water you've ever seen. The massive city is full of gleaming towers of various pastel colors, each one taller than the tallest buildings of any other typical city, with the White Spire the tallest tower of them all. The whole city is pristine and clean, and looks like the buildings may have been grown out of the ground.

A small section of the city is known as the "Gnome Quarter".

## Appearances

* Episode 195 - Meanwhile, in Glaine, the Jewel of the East
* Episode 414 - Your Bones Are Mine
* Episode 415 - My Friend Melora
Episode 96 - Horror Movie Scenes

## Fro

* 5. The Grim Reaper chase scene - *The Frighteners*
* 4. The Stilted Lover bathtub scene - *Thirteen Ghosts*
* 3. The Big Head/Goliath scene - *The Hills Have Eyes*
* 2. The horse scene - *The Ring*
* 1. Nancy's dream in the school - *A Nightmare on Elm Street*

## Matt

* 5. The opening hanging scene - *Sinister*
* 4. A stranger walks into the background in silence - *The Strangers*
* 3. The belt sander scene - *Hatchet*
* 2. The ponytail scene - *Paranormal Activity 2*
* 1. Crabwalking down the stairs - *The Excorcist*

## BWK

* 5. The bedroom scene - *The Babadook*
* 4. The opening log truck scene - *Final Destination 2*
* 3. The Elevator scene - *Cabin in the Woods*
* 2. Tatum's death scene - *Scream 2*
* 1. All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy/walking up the - *The Shining*

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* 5. Courtney Cox chase scene - *Scream 2*
* 4. A stranger walks into the background in silence - *The Strangers*
* 3. The twist ending - *Saw*
* 2. The hospital chase scene - *Halloween 2*
* 1. The ending chase scene - *Friday the Thirteenth: Part 2*
Episode 84 - Once More Through the Wyrmhole

Oh boy, what a night! I always ask myself “how could things get worse?” and then BAM! we get sucked into the weird dragon-dream world. On top of that, our ANTIamat ward has broken. Worst. Night. Ever.

## **Story**

After deciding what to do about Adira Harper and Bucky the party goes back to sleep for a while. And what do you know, Harper wakes up in a strange clearing in the woods. A silver dragon lands on top of him and off hops Aelar the Dragon Hunter. Aelar summons Aludra and Jaela but fails to summon Thom. Instead he accidentally summons an elven man named Rolen Twentais who is an archer.

Aelar tells them the he previously warded them against Tiamat but the warding has failed for some reason. The warding was supposed to last until their deaths. They awkwardly explained that they totally died and came back so woops. A large blue dragon attacks them.

The fight does not go so well. It's a tough dragon and they don't roll so hot. Also without Thom and Blood Drinker they aren't doing as much damage as normal. The episode ends with the dragon not even bloodied.

## **Trivia**

* First in-game appearance of Rolen Twentais

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Rolen Twentais
* Nika Howard - Jaela
* Owen DiMauro - Aelar

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [NEW][Active] - Defeat the Large Blue Dragon
Gertie

**Gertie** was a stable-hand in Rimeford, along with Little Petey. She worked in the stables of Ridgewood Keep under the employ of someone named "Verbella".

She was caught pick-pocketing Screech Echo, who was, coincidentally, searching for a ward for his vigilantism. Screech took notice of Gertie, and adopted her as his daughter/ward. After revealing everything about his secret vigilante work, Screech instructed Gertie to think of an animal that she can use for her costume. After thinking about it for a while, she decided on a tanuki (though this is frequently forgotten about, prompting her to continue to think of an animal to use).

Due to the immanent arrival of the Order in Rimeford, Screech and his friends were forced to flee. This included Gertie, who accompanied them down into the Underdark below the mountains. She, along with the rest of the party, settled down in Mineford for a while, where she currently resides.

Later, Screech's secret vigilanteism became public knowledge, under the ideology of, "eh, fuck it." However, it was noted that Gertie was the ONLY ONE who didn't know that Screech was Beholder-doodle. Apparently, he went back later and told Gertie that he had lied about that, that he WASN'T Beholder-doodle. So, now Gertie doesn't know that, and is the only one who doesn't.

At some point, Gertie became an assistant to Grimshaw Shadowhoof, Mineford's farrier. Seeing as how she had worked at a stable back in Rimeford, this makes sense. However, there was too much work for her to do on her own, so she fell behind. That is, until Thaldin Emberbrew was sent to also assist Grimshaw in the stables.

## **Episodes**

* A Slight Cult Problem (2x5)
* Under My Furry Wing (2x35)
* The Ward (2x40)
* Slumber Party (2x41)
* Various Villains (2x42)
* Breaking Free (2x52)
* Slip AND Slide?! (2x53)
* Welcome to Mineford (2x54)
* Shark Problems (2x55)
* The Chasm (2x56)
* Our Noodley Ally (2x57)
* Bony Horizon (2x59)
* Three Weeks Later (2x62)
* Fast and Freaky (2x68)
* Lava Lizards (2x69)
Episode 91 - N64 vs Playstation

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* 5. *Nightmare Creatures* - (PlayStation)
* 4. *Jet Moto* - (PlayStation)
* 3. *3Xtreme* - (PlayStation)
* 2. *Mario Kart 64* - (N64)
* 1. *WWF No Mercy* - (N64)

## Fro

* 5. *Pokémon Snap* - (N64)
* 4. *Conker's Bad Fur Day* - (N64)
* 3. *Vigilante 8* - (PlayStation)
* 2. *WWF No Mercy* - (N64)
* 1. *Final Fantasy Tactics* - (PlayStation)

## Matt

* 5. *Cool Boarders* - (PlayStation)
* 4. *Mario Party* - (N64)
* 3. *Silent Hill* - (PlayStation)
* 2. *Super Smash Bros.* - (N64)
* 1. *The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time* - (N64)

## BWK

* 5. *Super Smash Bros.* - (N64)
* 4. *Turok: Dinosaur Hunter* - (N64)
* 3. *The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time* - (N64)
* 2. *Resident Evil* - (PlayStation)
* 1. *Super Mario 64* - (N64)
Episode 6 - Renaissance Men

## Episode Stats

Season 2 Episode 6

Title: Renaissance Men

Air Date: 06/01/2014

Length: 01:06

Swear Jar Count: 27, Mike got a 20% penalty on their "Imma Die" die for the game.

Next Episode: Episode 7 - Blood, Milk, and Sky

Previous Episode: Episode 5 - Feed the Machine

## From the Website

Perhaps this new Earth isn’t as bad as the gang thinks it is. Nah. It’s worse. Familiar names pop up, and we learn more about the mysterious Tess.

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After Tess reveals the key, Eddie demands to know where it came from. Tess flatly refuses, even after being pressed on the matter. Once the group calms down Tess explains that they need to find Jack before Harold finds them. As the conversation drifts back to events on the space station, Eddie begins to question his humanity. Lily and Cameron cheer him up.

Afterwards the group starts discussing conditions on Earth, but they are interrupted by a large crash and powerful reverberations. Cameron rushes outside and sees escape pods raining down from the sky. Once the noise stops Eddie, Lily, and Cameron go to examine a pod that landed near the ranch house.

In the dark of the night Lily sees a creature approaching the escape pod. Sensing danger, the party retreats indoors and, after figuring out sleeping arrangements, everyone heads to bed. However, since he no longer requires sleep, Eddie begins to read through all the data they’ve collected. Late during the night, Eddie picks up static in his communicator and a fragmented message from Officer 42. The message cuts out after the word “Innsmouth”. And that’s where we left off in this episode…

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Gruemar the Silver

**Gruemar the Silver** was the leader of the Army of Bahamut. He led them to take over New Newfoundland Land, and was the target of the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons. Their quest was given to them by Lady Adira Harper, who refused to help them unless they brought back the head of the leader of the Army of Bahamut. They did that.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 145 - An Illuminating Encounter
* Episode 146 - An Illuminating Encounter Part 2 - *Killed*
* Episode 147 - Battle of Bahamut - *Head only*
* Episode 148 - The Devils You Know… - *Head only*
Evil Steve

**Evil Steve**, or **Steevil** was a barbarian from the Meloncamps. An evil verison Steve Meloncamp, where the armies attacked the Meloncamps, and killed his wife Cheryl.

He was sent, along with Mikal, Rika, and Tyvondrious, to the Astral Plane, to kill the goddess Melora, who was ridding the world of evil. He was unsuccessful...

## **Episodes**

* Bonus Episode - An Evil Trip to Slay a God
* Bonus Episode - An Evil Trip to Slay a God - Part 2
* Bonus Episode - An Evil Trip to Slay a God - Finale
Greetings Adventurers NPCs

## Friends

* Ballard
* Luccan
* Ros
* Bucky
* Salty
* Brae
* Cecil
* Carlos
* Abu
* Steph
* Dean
* Old Man Weck
* Zird
* Airim Morgan
* Erathis
* Auggie
* Perrin
* Kipper

## Enemies

* Lord Milnor
* Thokas
* Captain Hookbeard
* Xantac
* Bercy Hamhands
* Krint
* Julemanden
* Thom Vidalis
* Deborah
* Fennekin

## Pets

* Daisy
* Space
* Long Johnson
* Wiggins
* Snake

## Thumbles

* Trant Thumble
* Rugul Thumble
* Primpel Thumble
* Eben Thumble
* Xavier Thumble
* Screechy Thumble
* Callista Thumble
* Minotaur Tum Thumble
* Unnamed Tiefling Thumble

## Darkblades

* Footpad Calor
* Niles Blackwater
* Shade Baylish
* Cutpurse Esk

## Sailors

*Main Article: Chum Guzzler Sailors*

* Winston
* Xantolin
* Flinn
* Cooper
* Randy
* Brady
* Chad\*
* Tad\*
* Branson\*
* Brett
* Trevor

Sailors marked with a \* are totes dead

## Harpers

*Main Article: House Harper*

* Lord Anthony Harper
* Lady Adira Harper
* Lord Jarlton Harper
* Lord Phaze Harper
Grimshaw Shadowhoof

**Grimshaw Shadowhoof** was the Minotaur farrier for the town of Mineford. He loved to make shoes of all kinds, but this was frowned upon. He was only supposed to make Minotaur shoes, dammit! As punishment, Shadowhoof was banished to a hedge labyrinth, deep in a magma swamp. He resigned himself there, but continued indulging in his passion for making unique and awesome shoes.

Later, R'Oarc, T'Chuck, Selene von Esper, and Screech Echo were sent on a mission by Ratma Ritmo to venture into the labyrinth, find Grimshaw Shadowhoof, and bring him back to Mineford. The town was in desperate need of their farrier back. They did this, and were able to convince Shadowhoof to return to the town with them.

## **Episodes**

* Bridge Tussle (2x70)
* Rabid Return (2x71)
* Doug's Ex (2x80)
* Flaming Pile of Circus (2x81)
Episode 96 - Into the Depths

Now that everyone is on the same page, the gang prepares itself for a magical voyage beneath the waves. But wouldn’t you know it? Zird is not as prepared as we would have wanted for this dangerous trip. I know, I am just as surprised as you. What are friends for, right? I am sure you have helped your zany buddy with a magical apparatus at some point in your life.

## **Story**

Semi convinced that they won't all die on the submarine, the gang gets inside and takes a look around. Zird gives them a quick tour of the The Belafonte, showing off the kitchen, sauna, and observation bubble. They haven't actually dived yet. While Jaela and Zird are having a nice moment up top, Jaela notices a large flying demon heading their way. Turns out Zird has never actually submerged this submarine before and doesn't really know how. With a skill challenge they get the submarine going and get rid of the demon. Once under the water they start driving the submarine towards the Demonomicon, guided by Harper's amulet. Jaela and Aludra head down to the observation bubble, where they witness the majesty (and romance) of the ocean. Also there is a very political whale down there.

## **Trivia**

* This episode introduces The Bapperson Rule, stating that rolling a Nat20 for the recap roll grants you the option to choose who will be the one to give the recap. Alternately, if a Nat1 is rolled, the roller automatically has to give the recap, no matter one. According to this episode, a 1 beats a 20.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Locations**

* Under da sea
	+ The Belafonte

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active] - End the Demon Apocalypse by destroying the Demon Portal
	+ [Active] - Find the Demonomicon
* [On-hold] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ [Optional] - Investigate The Coven of witches
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
Episode 46 - Troll Toll part 2

Our dire battle against a savagely strong forrest troll continues as a young boy cowers roughly 88 feet away. We followed this boy as he was sent to be sacrificed to protect his small town against this “forrest spirit” but it looks like the forrest spirit will need the saving.

## **Story**

The party continues to fight the troll while the child cowers nearby. That's basically it. Thom busts out some wicked healing powers and makes Thrifty mad. One hundred hours of combat later they beat the Troll and we can all go to bed.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra the Dwarf
* Mike Bachmann - Thom the Dragonborn

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Brae's Brother
* Dungarth

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Backburner] - Find out who the players are
	+ [Backburner] - Retrieve Aludra the Dwarf's memories
	+ [Backburner] - Retrieve Thom the Dragonborn's memories
* [Delayed] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [Delayed] - Find The Orb of Endless Power
		- [Delayed] - Investigate The Crypt of Sinu the Red
			* [Delayed] - Go to The Crypt of Sinu the Red
	+ [On-hold] - Find The Brazier of Worlds
		- [On-hold] - Investigate The Ruins of House Vidalis
			* [On-hold] - Go to The Ruins of House Vidalis
* ~~[Complete] - Save Brae's Brother from Dungarth~~
Episode 6 - Food for Thought

## Episode Stats

Season 4 Episode 6

Title: Food for Thought

Air Date: 4/27/16

Length: 1:14

Swear Jar Count: 11, Ben gets an additional 10% penalty added to his "Imma Die" die rolls for this episode.

Next Episode: Episode 7 - Negotiations

Previous Episode: Episode 5 - The Scoop

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The gentlemen are told that Hank’s death might have been a religious sacrifice.

Afterwards they head over to the grocery store to talk with a young man that was around the pier on New Year’s Eve. He tells them that a robot fell from the sky, and that people came up from the sea. They ask the boy to stay vigilant and let them know if he sees anything else.

Then the gentlemen head to a nearby restaurant for a late dinner. After ordering food, Leonard becomes agitated when the young girl that was singing at the pier comes into the diner. Steve introduces himself to the girl, and her mother, Mona. He finds that they are new in town. After Steve and Frank depart for home, Leonard sits down next to Mona. She gives him her number, and then leaves with her daughter.

When Frank arrives home, he receives a warm welcome from his wife, and she tells him about a new church she just attended.

Meanwhile, Steve receives a cold reception when he arrives home. His wife tells him that she heard about a new church, and points him towards a flyer she grabbed. Steve looks at the flyer for the New Beginnings Church.

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Episode 80 - Current and Desired Smash Bros Characters

## Matt

* 5. *Current:* The Villager (Animal Crossing). *Desired:* Simon Belmont (Castlevania).
* 4. *Current:* Robin (Fire Emblem). *Desired:* Frogger (Frogger).
* 3. *Current:* Zero-Suit Samus (Metroid). *Desired:* Battletoads (Battletoads).
* 2. *Current:* Mage Man (Mega Man). *Desired:* 8-bit Jason Voorhees (Friday the Thirteenth).
* 1. *Current:* Mr. Game & Watch (Game & Watch). *Desired:* Paperboy (Paperboy).

## BWK

* 5. *Current:* Shiek (Legend of Zelda). *Desired:* Waluigi (Super Mario).
* 4. *Current:* Kirby (Kirby). *Desired:* A Hammer Bro. (Super Mario).
* 3. *Current:* Nes (EarthBound). *Desired:* Tingle (Legend of Zelda).
* 2. *Current:* Princess Peach (Super Mario). *Desired:* Captain Toad (Super Mario).
* 1. *Current:* Princess Zelda (Legend of Zelda). *Desired:* Tom Nook (Animal Crossing).

## Fro

* 5. *Current:* The Ice Climbers (Ice Climbers). *Desired:* Simon Belmont (Castlevania).
* 4. *Current:* Toon Link (Legend of Zelda). *Desired:* Conker (Conker).
* 3. *Current:* King Dedede (Kirby). *Desired:* King K. Rool (Donkey Kong).
* 2. *Current:* Jigglypuff (Pokémon). *Desired:* Alex/Ryan (River City Ransom).
* 1. *Current:* Solid Snake (Metal Gear (Solid)). *Desired:* Geno (Super Mario RPG).
Festival of Spring

The **Festival of Spring** was a recurring event that took place in the Feywild, to celebrate the end of winter. It was hosted by the Spring Court in their castle. At the end of the 1716 Festival, a portal opened, presumably by Lady Adira Harper, that brought Lolth into the world.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 261 - A Rotten Crew of Beautiful Misfits Part 2
Episode 69 - Over Hydrated Part Two

We continue with our battle against the dreaded and deadly Hydra. But the real battle is between our adventurers. Who can say what is going on beneath their cool exteriors? What drives our heroes from the core of their being? These answers could help save the lives of thousands.

## **Story**

The party continues to fight the vicious Hydra from the previous episode. Things look pretty dire for a while before Aludra heals herself up. Harper places some well timed acid attacks to keep the Hydra from regrowing heads. Eventually Thom crits using Blood Drinker and does enough damage he could almost kill himself in one hit. He kills the Hydra so hard he shoots through it and pops out the other side.

Harper immediately continues to try and flee on Thom's griffon but the beast does not listen to him. Thom and Aludra catch up and force him to come clean on his betrayal. Harper explains that Fennekin is not who they think and that he has captured Harper's family and is holding them hostage. Harper explains that his mentor Longcryer was an acolyte of Fennekin and burned down Harper's home. Fennekin told Harper to help Aludra and Thom retrieve the artifacts but then return with the Brazier without them. Harper begs them to help him rescue his family.

They discuss this for a bit and Thom is very reluctant to help Harper. But Aludra convinces him that it's the right thing to do and that she'll give him some gold.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active?] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [Active?] - Return the Brazier to Fennekin
		- ~~[Complete] - Rescue Harper from the Hydra~~
		- [NEW][Active] - Rescue Harper's family from Fennekin
Grecky

**Grecky Uumellma** was a member of Ferrim Pecunia, and a cousin of Becky Uumellma, along with Vecky and Stecky. Originally from Fairmire, she accompanied the other two Uumellmas (last name assumed) on the Corporate Retreat the The Nine Hells, where she met The Tower of Grey. She also hit on Rowan Grey, of course. She was later seen hooking up with Azazel.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 314 - Welcome to Vacation Island
* Episode 316 - Robo Reconnaissance
* Episode 317 - The Vault
* Episode 321 - The Mixer
Episode 6 - The Return of the Eight Legged Freaks

The sixth mother-frickin episode!

## **Story**

### Long Story

The gang speaks with Ballard and learns that the holdfast they escaped from is called Shadowspar Keep, and that it is ruled by a certain Lord Milnor with the assistance of a lackey named Thokas who makes frequent journeys to Mastwick. Our favorite verbally abusive elf friend Luccan informs the gang that there was a zombie hulk raid on his village two nights ago. Though his people killed most of them, the undead leader managed to escape. Luccan also tells them of a "place of power" deep in the forest.

The team journeys to the place of power, but on the way are attacked by those goddamn Labrador sized spiders, the eight legged bastards. After being double poisoned, Thom the Dragonborn succumbs to his wounds and falls unconscious. Aludra the Dwarf stabilizes him. The concept of "Tantric Death" is introduced. Junpei Iori finishes off a giant spider using spirit rend, directing all of the gore onto Tum Darkblade, because why not? After combat, Thom awakes, and the party find that they are now level two! Aludra walks off into a copse of trees and is absorbed by a bright light. What could it be? We will find out in Episode 7 - The Next Level!

### Short

Ballard tells them that the holdfast they came from is called Shadowspar Keep, run by Lord Milnor, and his lackey Thokas. Luccan tells them of a place of great power out in the forest, which they go to. They fight some more spiders and level up to level 2! Then Aludra enters the place of great power.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Tum Darkblade
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra the Dwarf
* Mike Bachmann - Thom the Dragonborn
* Steven Strom - Junpei Iori

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Ballard
* Luccan

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Postponed] - Find out who the players are
	+ [Postponed] - Find a way back into the holdfast
* ~~[Complete] - Get supplies/information from the citizens of the city~~
* [New][Active] - Investigate the source of great power in the forest
* [NEW][Optional] - Find the Zombie Hulk leader who attacked Luccan's village
Episode 6 - Chekhov's Gun

## Episode Stats

Season 3 Episode 6

Title: Chekov's Gun

Air Date: 5/21/2015

Length: 1:02

Swear Jar Count: 26, Staci has a 25% on "Imma Die" die roll for the episode.

Next Episode: Episode 7 - Schism

Previous Episode: Episode 5 - Fear and Loathing on Monhegan Island

## From the Website

The reunion heats up as the gang continues their lovely trip on Monhegan Island.

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## Episode Synopsis

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The party is surrounded by Fire Vampires. Ronald asks to be taken to the Boss, so a Fire Vampire takes Ronald’s hand, flies him to the upstairs window, and throws him through it.

Luna reaches out telepathically and tries to link to any of her siblings. She connects with one of her sisters, but she feels extreme pain from the other side of the connection. Vaeda looks around a little panicked. She apologizes to Jack, and several small objects fly towards the group. As a Fire Vampire wraps a fiery tendrils around Luna’s leg, she also asks to see the boss. She is thrown through the window and lands on top of Ronald.

Ronald moves Luna off and looks around the room. He notices that a ritual is being performed. Ronald speaks with the boss and tells her Jack’s location. Jack sees cat people removing themselves from the burning stakes and moving towards him. Xander runs out, raises his arms, and suddenly rain starts pouring down from the sky.

Jack flips a coin, and decides to confront the Boss. He levitates to the window, as the charred cat people start attacking the remaining fire vampires. Luna launches towards one of her sisters, but is slammed against a wall by the Boss. While the Boss is distracted, Ronald tears a small piece of material from her dress.

Jack steps through the window, and addresses the Boss. After a brief dialog, the Boss pulls a dagger out of her stomach and slices Ronald in half.

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Episode 8 - Robot No Feel Love?

This week on Drunks and Dragons: Our heroes come face-to-face with one of the dwellers of Shadowspar, and battle quickly ensues. Will the gang survives? Will they agree on what an arcana check does? Will one of the group cause another member of the group to get hammered to death? Only time will tell!

## **Story**

### Long Story

Moving deeper into Shadowspar Keep, Junpei Iori, Aludra the Dwarf, Tum "Darkblade" Thumble and Thom the Dragonborn come face to face with Thokas, Lord Milnor's chief henchman. Thokas draws his greatsword, making his intentions clear to his former prisoners. As the group advances on him, Thokas removes an arcane device from within his armor. Pressing a button on the strange remote, the group hears the approach of something large and metallic - Thokas' automated soldiers!

Studded with claws and hammers, the robotic warriors join the battle. Thokas and his minions seem too well-armored at first, so Tum and Thom decide to steal the remote and gain control of the automatons. Aludra engages Thokas while Tum and Thom position themselves to grab the remote. To everyone's surprise, Tum launches a sudden devastating attack against Thokas, knocking him unconscious with a single blow. The halfling secures the remote, but the robots continue fighting.

Junpei persuades Tum to give him the remote so he can examine the strange device. But without thorough knowledge of the remote or the robots, Junpei begins pressing the remote's buttons. One of the robots immediately launches a brutal attack against Thom, inadvertently furthering the Dragonborn's distrust of the strange Githyanki wizard. Despite the value of the robots, the group decides the killing machines must now be destroyed.

Junpei only worsens the situation by gleefully mashing the buttons of the remote, causing one of the robots to self-destruct, showering the party with molten metal fragments. Junpei revels in his apparent victory even as the group tells him to drop the remote. Tum quickly dispatches the final robot, preventing any more of Junpei's mistakes. While Aludra and Junpei salvage the robot arms as weapons, Thom binds Thokas for interrogation.

### Short

The party fights with Thokas, who brings out automatons he's built, controlling them via remote. Tum knocks him unconscious, and Junpei fiddles with the remote, eventually destroying one of them. After the robot threat is dispatched, Thokas is tied up.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Tum Darkblade
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra the Dwarf
* Mike Bachmann - Thom the Dragonborn
* Steven Strom - Junpei Iori

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active] - Find out who the players are
	+ [NEW][Active] - Interrogate Thokas
* [Optional] - Find the Zombie Hulk leader who attacked Luccan's village
Faize

**Faize** was a cleric adventurer who was hired by Ridley to investigate the mysterious city beneath the Razorback Mountains.

## **Appearance & Personality**

Faize wore old, dirty scraps for robes and boots, that were dark purple and black. She had small black horns that jutted forward, with purple tips. Her hair was modern-ish (by today's standards), and she wore face-paint that she styled differently each day.

She was a bit eccentric, combining "scraps of potions" together to create eclectic concoctions, the results of which could be wild and unpredictable. She was kind, and quick to trust, casting bonding spells on the other members of her adventuring party soon after meeting them. She was introduced with the line "She love to watch people do things," which could mean literally fucking anything.

## **Powers, Stats, & Abilities**

* Knew the following spells: *Guidance*, *Heroism*, *Sanctuary*, *Aid*, *Bless*, *Turn Undead*, and *Healing Word*.
* Spellcasting ability mod = +2
* Passive Perception = 17
* Intelligence = 9 (-1 modifier)
* Investigation = -1
* Religion = -1
* Medicine = +2
* Perception = +2
* Athletics = +2
* Deception = +4
* Could read Infernal

## **Episodes**

* Leviathan Episode 1
* Leviathan Episode 2
* Leviathan Episode 3
* Leviathan Episode 4
* Leviathan Episode 5
* Leviathan Episode 6
* Leviathan Episode 7
* Leviathan Episode 8
* Leviathan Episode 9
* Leviathan Episode 10
Episode 5 - It’s Rainin’ Men, Hallelujah!

## Episode Stats

Season 1 Episode 5

Title: It's Rainin' Men, Hallelujah!

Air Date: 09/25/2013

Length: 01:10

Swear Jar Count: There was no count available for this episode.

Next Episode: Episode 6 - Regarding Outer Gods

Previous Episode: Episode 4 - Water & Blood

## From the Website

Episode 5, also known as "The one where the gang is all drunk." Our daring investigators have hijacked a boat and are STILL trying to escape Monhegan Island! It's the home stretch! There's nothing like being out on the open water. Because of the implication.

## Episode Synopsis

This time on Cthulhu & Friends...

The gang are on a boat near Monhegan Island. They point their boat toward St. Paxton, and with Xander at the helm they manage to go around the island. While he is piloting around the island, he happens to be flipping through a book of forbidden lore and may have accidentally summoned something fun to the party. Shortly thereafter, they spot a bunch of people mutilating and cannibalizing each other on the shores of Monhegan Island.

After seeing that, Jack decides to awaken out of his stupor and pilot the book back to St. Paxton. However, on their way out, on a cliff they spy a lady calling to them. They decide not to save her. So, she decides to jump in the water after them. They manage to both bloody her and pull her onto the boat.

The gang then heads back towards St. Paxton. Shortly thereafter, things start to hit the boat. Ideally you would think some sort of plague like frogs falling from the sky. Unforutantely, it is human bodies. Jack and Xander walk out. They look at the bodies, then look at one another, and get back in the boat's cabin.

Xander heads down to get some weaponry and Jack spies little creepy hands pulling up the side of the boat. He runs out to greet what turns out to be the twins - part 2. Fortunatly, the first twin barely gets her head above the railing when she is dropped into the waves by a critical dead-eye shot by Jack. Shortly after his dead-eye shot, the other twin makes her way onto the boat flipping her leg over the railing and getting some purchase. With some really deft manuvering on the rest of the team's part, they are unable to hit the girl. However, eventually after some people tripping and falling, they manage to shoot her right in the head - exploding it like a melon everywhere.

Then they hear sirens and a spotlight appears.

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Episode 70 - On Unsure Ground

Having left the group in a bit of an awkward situation, Harper has to try and mend the fences he may have ruined. With the gang finally in possession of the three items that they have been seeking for months and months they must ask themselves “What is the next step?” We are at a crossroads of sorts. Do Thom and Aludra believe Harper? Do they just go and return the items to Fenniken? Who is to say? Keep on listening to Drunks and Dragons to find out!

## **Story**

Fresh off defeating the Hydra, the party begin to discuss what to do about this whole Fennekin/Brazier/Harper's Lies situation. Thom theorizes that Lord Milnor may have been directed to implant the strange devices by Fennekin himself! They get quite distrustful and the players talk about how nobody likes Harper. While chilling they harvest some parts from the dead Hydra for unspecified reasons. Aludra puts Harper's lies behind her but Thom is less interested in reconciliation. Harper mistakes Aludra's good intentions for flirting and takes his shirt off. Thom and Harper totally almost make out. No really, it happened. It wasn't just in my head I promise. Tim rolls to find that Harper's tongue is 16 inches long. Harper explains a little more about how he got sent to them and some of the shit Fennekin talked about the party. Thom claims that Harper now has 2 strikes, the first one was not being Winston. They try to plan what they are going to do but don't end up coming to a resolution.

They fly back on their griffons to find that Bucky and Ros have been kidnapped by lizard men. Because of course they were. They approach the lizard men camp on their griffons and attack. The rest of the episode is combat.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active?] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [Active?] - Return the Brazier to Fennekin
		- [Active] - Rescue Harper's family from Fennekin
* [NEW][Active] - Rescue Ros and Bucky from the lizard-folk
Ferrim Pecunia

**Ferrim Pecunia** was a bank throughout Drunkeros. It's headquarters was thought to be located in Pelor's Hope, but it was later revealed to in fact be located within The Nine Hells, the whole operation was run by the Dragon Army. During the construction of The Tower of Gray, Rowan Grey and Toby Treacletart borrowed a large sum of money to pay for it, and struggled to pay it back. Members included Oseary Drakoolus and Frank.

It was later revealed that the headquarters of the Ferrim Pecunia was located in the first layer of The Nine Hells, the lair of Tiamat. Upon learning this, Frank reacted with shock and horror, believing the true headquarters to be in Pelor's Hope.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 253 - Tower of Grey - *First Mentioned*
* Episode 307 - Breaking the Bank - *First Appeared*
* Episode 308 - The Head of Accounting
* Episode 311 - Banksona 1
* Episode 312 - Banksona 2
* Episode 313 - The Corporate Retreat
* Episode 314 - Welcome to Vacation Island
* Episode 315 - Hell Room
* Episode 316 - Robo Reconnaissance
* Episode 317 - The Vault
* Episode 318 - An Early End
* Episode 319 - Love the Skin You're In
* Episode 320 - Preparing to Get Talented
* Episode 321 - The Mixer
* Episode 322 - One Bad Bungalow
* Episode 323 - In the Bedroom
* Episode 324 - Everything Leads to Dragons in the End
* Episode 325 - A Shattered Illusion
* Episode 326 - The Under-Bank
* Episode 327 - Chromatic Chaos
* Episode 328 - A Victory in the Vault
Episode 88 - Under the Dome

When you bake a cake you don’t turn the oven on before you even know if you have all the ingredients, ya know? So, why would you decide to fight a hoard of demons before you know if you had the metaphorical eggs? I would wager that you would not. Luckily, Pelor’s Hope finest decide to be those “eggs” and to gift us some “flour” before our harrowing journey begins. And yes, the yeast in this metaphor is friendship, obviously.

## **Story**

After kicking out their conquests from the night before the party heads down to the main gate to finally leave the city. On the way Harper shows off a bunch of cool new stuff that he picked up. Before they leave the city Lord Dorim Morgan meets them and lets them know that it won't be so easy to leave the city. He shows them that the city is protected by a magic force field and once they leave it there will be demons galore. He explains that they will be accompanied by the Sun Shields, led by his son Captain Airim Morgan. Airim was actually good friends and former bunkmates with Lord Phaze Harper, Titus's dickish brother.

Dorim Morgan gives everybody presents to help with their quest, but for Harper he promises to restore his family if they are successful. A mage from the White Spire casts an invisibility spell on them to hide them while the Sun Shields distract the demons. However as they leave the city, their Erathis tattoos begin to glow, and they lose their invisibility.

## **Trivia**

* Airim Morgan was probably lovers with Phaze Harper, though this may be wishful thinking. I don't remember if this was confirmed in the episode
* First mention of Tim Lanning loving that arm-grab/handshake thing

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Airim Morgan
* Lord Dorim Morgan
* Zird the Arcane

### **Locations**

* Pelor's Hope
	+ The Witch's Cauldron
* Just outside Pelor's Hope

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [On-hold] - End the Demon Apocalypse by destroying the Demon Portal
	+ [On-hold] - Find the Demonomicon
* [Active] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [Active] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ [Optional] - Investigate The Coven of witches
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ ~~[Failed] - Stop the Cult of Orcus in Pelor's Hope from opening a second Demon Portal~~
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
Extras - D&D Crimmus Special

## Episode Stats

Extras

Title: D&D Crimmus Special

Air Date: 12/24/18

Length: 01:33:27

## From the Website

Happy Winter Solstice, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Christmas, and/or just plain old 25th of December, Creepers! Whichever day(s) you choose to celebrate we hope you’ll enjoy our prologue-esque D&D game which takes place before the events in Episode 1. In this episode most of the crew joins together to celebrate Christmas in style with a D&D game run by Todd.

Want to peek behind the curtain? Check us out on YouTube where we record every other Friday.

This episode stars Staci, Hiroshi, Mike, and Steph and was produced and edited by Hiroshi. The opening and closing theme was created by Rob Anderson.

As always, you can follow the show @CaFPodcast.

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Cthulhu & Friends is an actual play of the Trail of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game, but we still homebrewed some rules. Tell your friends!

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Episode 8 - Dumb Personal Stories

## BWK

* 5. Car broke down on T Tracks
* 4. World's Longest Interview
* 3. 1st and last time I took a backpack to school
* 2. My computer controls crazy guys mind
* 1. Tooth pulled without Novacaine

## Matt

* 5. Mailing Stolen Jewelry
* 4. Kicking Metal
* 3. Number One Suspect in a Kidnapping
* 2. Breaking Mom's Ribs
* 1. Showing my Dick

## Dooley

* 5. Fake Band
* 4. Knuckle Scar
* 3. Drowned Car
* 2. Missing Cat
* 1. Beach Fiasco