Magmashice

Schizo in chief

The General of Schizophrenics himself

A certified Deranged Lunatic, this man is, to put it simply, a certified ~~racist~~ Gamer who has escaped punishment for his crimes. He is currently building an army of 14 year old Pagan Larpers he found on Rice.com (all groomed by the definitely not abusive janitors into being hyperboreans.) in an attempt to kill The one that beat him.

Humble Beginnings

Magmashice was born in 1922 in Ukraine to a poor family, when he was just ten years old most of his family starved to death in the Holodomor, this caused Young Magmashice to develop an interest in the occult, and lots of antisemitic conspiracy theories about the existence and enemy of humanity, the so called “gay blackmail elders of zion faction” (whatever the hell that means) (It is unknown if Magmashice meant blackmail or black male here, as he wrote his manifesto at the age of 13), at the age of 16, Magmashice suffered a mental breakdown and started screeching about “these Stalinist motherfuckers” are too far too powerful with their grain stealing communist bullshit for him to handle all by himself, but he wasn't careful enough to not scream this throughout Kiev, several “gangstalkers” (read: NKVD agents) were activated with the means of putting him in a prison for “reactionary activities that could be harmful to the revolution”

Magmashice began his research on thermal weapons of mass destruction in prison throughout 1938 to 1941, after managing to build a semi-functional radiator he blew a hole in the prison wall and escaped, joining the OUN-UPA, a Ukrainian fascist group at the time.

Being the cheeky (violent racial slur) that he is, Magmashice began developing military equipment for poor and powerhungry third world shitholes that most of you wouldn't even know existed? Did you know there's a country called Japan?, anyways, Magmashice became an invaluable tool for the Axis powers during WWII as he was kicked out of the OUN-UPA for being too racist (The Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster was not his fault).
after WWII, Magmashice fled to Africa under the name Charles, despite the fact that he couldn’t speak a word of English, he was able to get a respected position in the British army in Africa

He went by various different aliases whilst executing this strategy. By being duped into wars with other countries after they became independent from Europeans, the governments of the countries Magmashice went to approved whatever inhumane experiments he wanted, as long as it could help them win the ongoing wars and tribal conflicts that he had instigated behind their backs. It helped him achieve great success, and finally his ban from the United States was lifted

One day, while Magmashice was scratching his ballsack, he had an arousing thought about instagram star Mati Maronni, so he came up with a brilliant plan to start a war between Mexico and Ukraine to lure her out of Mexico city and into his bed, but due to being a racist he confused mexico with spain and so he started a war between Spain and Ukraine instead. Leading to the events of World War Ukraine: The Prequel, World War Ukraine: The Shitpost, World War Ukraine 2: Yermoshens Final Repost and the yet to be released documentary World War Ukraine: The Movie.

Foundation of TWHQ (Third World Head Quarters)

Magmashice used his witch powers (which was gained during his time in the Dirlewanger Brigade) in order to create a beacon, the Schizophrenia Malus Navis, or in Tatar, Schizophrenic videos. Many a schizo from far and wide would come to join Magmashice's Flock, this allowed his to gain significant power, more than his powerful witch powers (wiccan magicks) (which allow him to change the weather), because of this power Magmashice gained, he began construction of the Elder Templar Cyber Military Force, which assists him in acquiring even more power.

Contrary to popular belief, Magmashice was not killed by the Mossad. It turns out he escaped his assassination attempt under mysterious circumstances. He is now believed to be hiding on an oil rig.

Magmashice joined forces with a space nazi from the future but got his ass kicked.

End your life

Known Crimes

Magmashice is a known warcriminal based gamer, and these are some of the crimes he has committed:

participation in the Rwandan genocide

Accidental destruction of 5 habitated exoplanets

Development of inhumane weapons of mass destruction

Stealing my fucking Slipknot CD fuck you asshole