Dru

"I do love that picture, but it's very unbecoming. It's gross." - Dru

### Aliases

"teeheehee who toot in the boot brand new pre-owned four door ford for your foyer," Andrew, OmegaDX, PanzerDX, "Two Socks" Calzini

## Physical description

### Eye color

Shit

**Dru*'teeheehee who toot in the boot brand new pre-owned four door ford for*** ***your foyer'*** **Druian** *(or* **OmegaDX***)* is a member of Cancer Caw and self-proclaimed *"nicest fucking guy".*

## Rolling Hard

*"Rolling hard"* or *"Rolling heavy"* is Dru's attempt at asking if anyone is currently playing any games or hanging out despite Discord providing clear evidence of anything that's happening at all times.

When asked if he wants to *"Roll hard"*, Dru needs to take a quick smoke break to calm his nerves which leaves the call wondering if he'll even come back.

## Cartoon Character

Like a cartoon character who exhibits the same traits for the entirety of their existence as a character, no matter how much time passes, Dru has been the same person since he was born when Clab met him in the early 2000s. Dru has a billion catchphrases, because he says the same things over and over, every day, always. "Hey man," "c'mon man," "hey guys," "we rollin' heavy?," "I'm gonna fire up this bat," "hello?," "oh man ANOTHER game I gotta buy to hang with my bros?," etc. He also always wants to play the same game every day; for example, Dru has wanted to "roll heavy" on some "PD2" every day for 8 years.

Other Shit Dru Says may include: "Oh, you don't like that?", "You like that?", "Huh?", "Tuh.", "You guys deep in it?", "Why do you guys hate me."

## Just Does Shit

Dru is terrible at games to be clear, but any game with a hint of competition causes Dru's already fried brain to freak the fuck out, get super nervous and/or anxious, and begin to radiate "Retard Aura." Originating in FIGHT games, Dru could not perform combos. This led him to press any series of buttons that would yield unpredictable results which is maddening to anybody with a basic sense of FIGHT. This would cause people playing against Dru to lose and never know why thus being accused of "Just Doing Shit" as the only possibility. This phenomenon raised more questions as it spilled into SHOOT games where his opponents would have the easiest time killing him but somehow can't, don't, or won't. Some believe they are mentally robbed of the choice.

## Retard Aura (Stand)

Retard Aura activates when Dru is confronted with an opponent in any competitive (and noncompetitive) game of any genre. When an opponent is revealed, they would then "go full retard" and begin to miss every shot (From long-range to point-blank.) they fire in SHOOT games and drop every combo in FIGHT games. Then Dru would try to defeat his mentally taxed opponent which would only ever happen in situations where it pisses everybody (CancerCaw) off. Everybody hates Dru because of this, but not exclusively due to this.

## Helping Dru

Providing Dru any kind of assistance has proven to be impossible by normal convention. This is usually due to a lack of being present for the help when it is provided, and an inability to put into practice assistance suggested by a anyone. Frustratingly, the predicaments that Dru typically finds himself in are all but too common to need another human being to assist you on, but proves cumbersome enough to describe loosely in the chat the specifics of his non-problem.

## Smoke break

A smoke break is a Canadian tear in time and space where the words *"quick"* and *"real fast"* have no meaning as it could mean 10 or 30 minutes; a smoke break may even involve *"Rolling a bat"* which can easily tack on another 10 or 30 minutes.

## Gonna make some food real quick be right back

Making food is a Canadian tear in time and space where the words *"quick"* and *"real fast"* have no meaning as it could mean 10 or 30 minutes; making food may even involve "*Rolling a bat"* which can easily tack on another 10 or 30 minutes.

## Hates Being Excluded

The exclusion of Dru from any and all activities (Especially Secret Chat.) is one of CancerCaw's favorite things to do. All Dru ever wants to do is "roll with his bros" and will even purchase the games his Bros play just to play with them, even games he hates. This will often cause everybody to stop playing that game leaving Dru with a game he'll never roll alone and nobody cares.

## Liquid Dru

Liquid Dru, also known as Drubot, is Dru's clone- the perfect clone, some would say. Drubot can be activated any time Kanau can be bothered to awaken him from his cryogenic slumber. You must merely ask 'tell me your secrets drubot' for a list of things he enjoys doing, aside from making food and smoking weed.