Season 2 Tell All Part Two

Woof Woof Doggies

Part two of the Season 2 Tell All. There are two Tom's and we get a message from the Clayne Cast Fourth Chair!

Season 3 of Clayne Cast begins NEXT WEEK.

## Episode Summary

This is one of the shortest episodes to date, but is jam packed with greatness. Every 30 seconds are better than the last. Plus, an amazing voice message poem from Yogi the Bear!! Arf Arf!

### Episode Recap

This episode starts right after the 10-minute long Andy intermission from last week, in fact, you should just listen to them one after the other every time. And don’t skip!

Duck also came onto the soundstage and was so cute, as you can hear.

Andy plays "Fuck, marry, kill" with our hosts and asks them to choose between Leo Getz, Nathan Riggs and Garret Riggs. They split it up, so Drew fucks Leo Getz, Tom marries Nathan Riggs and Nate kills Garret Riggs.

Near the end, the Original Tom sped onto the stage on a really badass motorcycle, proving he could indeed drive and that T2 was indeed just an Animatronic! What a revelation!

## Notable quotes

### Drew aka Drizzo

* Yeah, we hang out with yogi the bear! (In L.A.)
* “That is the real Yogi the bear, Tom.”
* "Tom *CAN* drive!"

### Nate aka Triple N aka Nasty Nay Nay

* “*Super* excited about Sean William Scott.”
* “We love you, Damon.”
* "Huh?"
* “It’s a democracy between us and our fans.”

### Yogi the Bear aka Yogs

* “Woof Woof, Doggies!!”
* “Hope we can link up soon and slay some poon!”
* “TCD”

### Tom / OT

* “Watch your back!” (Not an actionable threat)
* "Huh?"
* "Why you gotta be so ruuuuude"

### T2

* "Huh?"
* "Anyways, how much longer is this shit gonna take?"

### Andy

* “You want to get cute?” (They already are!)
* “But I guess this is still technically a free country. Even though Brandon makes that harder for us every single day.”
* "Huh?"
* “Hee-haw the donkey faced loser!”
* "Grrrrr"

### Anderson Cooper

* "Were you interviewing an incel, a tiny bean and a buffoon?"

## AMPDates/CCEUptdates

Turns out T2 wasn't even a real clone, just a deceptively real looking animatronic from OnlyDinosaurs.com!

Brian Finance is now the new ClayneCast Manager. Welcome aboard, BriFi!

Andy also reveals that Mayhem was murdered, but he quickly tried to move on and changed the subject before anyone could get the whole story.

## The Leftist Angle

Everything that’s happens in Canada is just copying America. You could say Canada is America's lil bro.

## Clayne Fore-Casting

**ClayneCast season 3** starts NEXT WEEK! (October 28th, 2022)

**Shows to watch after season 3:**

* ~~For the love of Todd~~ So Help Me Todd?
* New SWS show looks great, Tom and Nate want to watch it, Drew is not a fan (yet).

Drew will debate Ross Patterson, but it CANNOT be in a barn as that would confer an unfair home field advantage to the donkey faced one of them.

## Clayne Clandestine

SWS new show is called 'Welcome to Flatch'. Drew said 'Welcome to Birchtown', which is a small town in Nova Scotia. Flatch is a fictional town set in Ohio.

## Trivia

Nates brother Ben (@BetrayedMan1990 on the twitter) is still accepting follower requests, be sure to keep requesting every day!

## Freaky Figures

This is the shortest ClayneCast episode to date, clocking in at a blazing 26 minutes and 30 seconds.