SoggyCabbages

SoggyCabbages is a Labour politician who was a Member of Parliament until November 2019.

Joining the Labour Party in June 2016 he quickly became an MP after multiple Labour resignations meant he did not need to enter a nomination contest.

His first significant activity was the submission of VM396, a motion encouraging the government to invest more in tidal energy.

On such a legislative high, SoggyCabbages, a man for the people embarked to reform English Crematoria, he triumphantly passed V1026.

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In March 2018, Soggy performed a heroic act of self-sacrifice. With his principles behind him, he leaked the details of the Labour-Libertarian coalition proposals after the first Government of the 26th Parliament (December 2017 - March 2018) had dissolved, causing another election. He leaked in order to try and disrupt negotiations and stop a coalition that he was fundamentally against from forming.

Knowing that the net on him was closing in and he had no rabbits left to pull out of his magic hat, he hastily departed the House for a sabbatical, not logging on until June (3 months later). Saracen's Fez promptly expelled him from the Labour Party after he had left to make his departure from the House official.

Once the dust had settled, Soggy returned to the House in June 2018 to be elected as an Independent MP. A couple months into the 27th Parliament, August 2018, he rejoined the Labour Party.

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After RedLuxembourg's departure in December 2018, Soggy had an agreement in place with Saunders that he would run for Deputy and Saunders would have a clean shot for Leader. However Soggy broke this promise and run for Leader also. Eventually losing in a very close bitter defeat he turned his full attention to the Deputy Leader contest (which was running cocurrently and he had entered also). He lost that very narrowly too to Samuel J Booker in one of the most fiercely contested internal Party elections in the House's history. One that often spilled into the main lobbies of the House itself.

After years of trying and trying Soggy was finally accepted into the upper echelons of the Labour Party. He won his first CLT position of Deputy Leader in August 2019.

In October 2019 Soggy left the Labour Party, and the House as a whole for personal reasons and resigned as Deputy Leader of the Labour Party.

He returned yet again triumphantly in December 2019 to be elected as an independent MP for the second time during the 30th Election.

## 2020 and Banning

In late January, SoggyCabbages was given a knighthood and is now known as Sir SoggyCabbages. Sir Soggy was disillussioned with the MHOC at the turn of the year, and knowing from sources within the moderation team that an investigation into him had found apparent 'evidence', he went off the rails. Knowing that a final announcement was in fact many weeks away he went off the rails. Disregarding forum guidelines he went around trolling and bantering members such as 04M417 and CatusStarBright for personal enjoyment, irregardless of punishment.

Sir Soggy felt that going out on his own terms for yellow and black cards would be better than banned off the site for alleged (and false) duping activities.

### KingPenguin

KingPenguin joined the MHOC in Summer 2020 and was accused of being SoggyCabbages. KingPenguin applied to join Labour and became an MP within one day, after Bailey had become desperate for people to fill seats. KingPenguin was shortly banned after for VPN usage, he returned a week later after a misunderstanding and was subsequently banned for insulting members.

### Golubsti

Golubsti was also accused of being SoggyCabbages, just by the coincidence that the word 'Golubsti' was also a Ukrainian Cabbage dish. Golubsti had been elected as an independent in 2020 but was subsequently banned after false dupe allegations. The link to SoggyCabbages is yet to be proven.

## Relationships

Sir Soggy is famed for his sexual magentism and has frequently had intense and charged trists with female politicans, most notably Darya and also male ones, again notably Jacob. Often leading to him being called the 'Sexy Vegetal'.