Artifact Facts

Yarn: Thank you my fellow R-Specters for attending Respect's first ever team meeting.

(hailstone raises her foot)

Yarn: Yes, Hailstone?

Hailstone: I am not calling myself an R-Specter, and if I catch anyone here referring to themselves as such I will not associate with you.

Yarn: ...Anyway... I brought lemon squares!

Envelope and Flaggy: LEMON SQUARES!

Yarn: Everyone gets one!

(after everyone ate the lemon squares)

Yarn: Now, as I was saying, I wanna go around the room and have everyone say something about themselves.

Chalk: I'm Chalk and I'm one of Nabla's pieces of chalk from her chalkboard.

Brick: I'm Brick and I'm a brick who likes conflict!

Flaggy: HI GUYS I'M FLAGGY AND I'M SO HYPED TO WORK WITH ALL OF YOU!

(meanwhile)

Thesaurus: I hate to break it to you Story Book but... it's time for you to crush someone's dreams.

Story Book: Okay... Respect. It's time for elimination.

Hailstone: Can we rename our team name first?

Story Book: No.

Hailstone: Ugh...

(elimination time)

Story Book: Respect, you lost last time, so you do the elimination. If you're safe, you get a French Fry. Yarn is the first one safe.

Yarn: Wow!

Story Book: Glue is also safe.

Glue: Yay!

Story Book: Flaggy is safe too.

Flaggy: YAY!

Story Book: Ketchup and Pill are also safe! Along with Hailstone, Chalk and Brick. The bottom two are Envelope and Roe. The last one safe is.... Envelope!

Envelope: HUZZAH! MEDIOCRITY!

Pill: WHAT?!

Story Book: Roe, you're the first eliminated from Animated Inanimate Battle. Hey guys! I have to show you something I can do to the eliminated contestants!

(story book puts roe inside her)

Story Book: Now it's time for the second challenge! This challenge will be about digging in the sand to find an ancient artifact. The artifact is extremely low underground and it needs teamwork to get at it. This is mostly because the artifact is placed randomly in the sand and the team must dig everywhere in their own specific place to find it. The last team to get the artifact will be UFE. Ready! Set! Go!

Domino: Coconut, I know you're the authority, but it's Domino's time to shine!

Coconut: Okay, I guess I'll give you possible joint leadership.

Domino: Okay!

(domino starts digging)

Candle: Hold on. Story Book just said that all teammates have to participate so we can find it.

Domino: Oh, right.

(later...)

Story Book: Authority is safe! Separate Ways is safe! Athletic is safe! Respect is safe! Looks like it's down to yo bois Short Brain and Kickers!

Can: C'mon guys, we need need to focus on the challenge.

Fireball: Wait! I have an idea! We can use Mr. Pickaxe to dig!

Sock: Popsicle Stick! get digging or we're gonna lose!

Popsicle Stick: No! I can't do this with out Jelly!

Story Book: Short Brain is safe! Which means Kickers are up for elimination!

Whoopie Cushion: Hehe! The team with the annoying stick is up for elimination! Hahahahaha!

Story Book: Vote in the comments using the contestants theme color of who you want to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show.

Sock = Medium Sea Green

Bouncy Ball = Electric Purple

Orange Food Dye = Safety Orange

Gold Nugget = Lemon

Safe = Periwinkle

Raisin = Vivid Violet

Filmy = Eclipse

Yellow Food Dye = Saffron

Pear = Inch Worm

Popsicle Stick = Navajo White