Congoly

## Early Life

**Broly** (Beloved Congolese warrior of the Tetela tribe) is most well known for his large physique and his incredible intellect. Born in 1956 during the early Decolonization-era of Africa, **Broly** Ugumbwembmwaneuwe III was forced into a life of crime when, at age 5, he killed the king of a local drug gang that was terrorizing the village. After **Broly** had murdered the kingpin, he was outlawed and expelled to live with the monkeys for the rest of his days. However, **Broly** did not stay here forever, as he had found a stash of performance-enhancing drugs left behind by a rival drug gang, and after abusing them, **Broly** turned into the Brock Lesner of the Congo.

## Drug Abuse

**Broly** has a very bad drug problem and he doesn't like to talk about it so just leave it be he's still a cool guy

## Return of /B/roly

### (A.K.A His *Really* Early Life)

**Broly** soon returned after he was cast out by his people, and he returned with a vengeful heart. Specifically, he returned seeking revenge on the tribal councilman who proposed the outcasting, Kakarot Tululmungangdatrawn XLV. Kakarot is a whiny bitchboy faggot who lost every fight he ever fought except the one team he brought an AK to a soccer brawl. He is also a literal faggot. Fuck Kakarot. When news of **Broly**'s return reached the tribe, Kakarot was the first to dip out and run like the fucking coward he is. Instead of fleeing from the oncoming terror of the Ugumbwembmwaneuwe lineage, the Tribe's king, prince Vegeta Kulonmunstalapmonostic II stood up for his people and fought the beast head-on! **Broly** slayed him in a matter of seconds. **Broly** went on the murder the rest of the fighters foolish enough to challenge him, and even raped prince Kulonmunstalapmonostic's daughter, Trunks.

## Later Life

### (Middle-age)

After having his way with the royal female of the tribe and creating several strong seeds to scatter across Africa like the Chad he is, **Broly** went on to settle down in a canyon he had discovered. However, when Winter came, he was frozen in a block of ice. His huge cock provided enough blood flow to keep his body warm, however, and he eventually escaped. Now he has found the error of his ways in killing senseless African villagers, so he uses his time much more wisely, entering Teach's Tournaments for a chance to win fame, glory, and another chance to beat the ever living shit (and cum) out of Kakarot. **Broly** also married a nice woman named Turles after they fought against each other in one of the tournaments.

## Performance

While not a common jobber, **Broly** is not exactly a consistent winner in Teach's Tournaments. **Broly** specializes in fast blitzes through tournaments of shitty, unprepared low levels and Cooler (Yes even in Fifth form lmao). In fact, **Broly** beat Cooler's ass so much that he turned Cooler, the alleged Chad of Budokai Tenkaichi 3, into a sissy slut. Just like his sister Frieza. However, these sissy urges only emerge when facing **Broly**, as Cooler still has more honor than that of Fagza. Besides the slapping of Cooler's nuts, **Broly** also commonly forfeits his matches a lot. Because of his bullshit-tier supers that can wipe some fighters' bars clean with only a few hits, **Broly** could easily make it to the finals in most streams. However, seeing as he *is* African, **Broly** is very lazy and does not apply himself much, so he rarely makes it to the Champ.

## Moves

* Big Ball of Gas
* Strong Punch
* Strong Punch(es)
* Nut slap
* Green Energy Ball
* Green Energy Ball (But Stonger)
* Green Energy Ball (Maximum Power)
* Green Energy Ball + Strong Punch
* Body Slam
* AK-47 (This move was cut from the version Teach streams but there are some beta releases that have it)
* PKM (This was also removed from later versions, but it can be restored with mods)
* 1911 Barrage: **Broly** pulls out a 1911 and shoots his opponent; instant kill