It Ain't Easy Being Breezie/Transcript

The full verbal transcript of the episode.

## Script

(*Intro scene with Carl begins*)

**Carl:**Hi there! Today is a special episode. And what's So special about it? Why, fairies! Fairies, y'know, like in Neverland? Okay...THEME MUSIC!!!

(*Theme song plays*)

(*The episode begins at the library, where LeAnn is working on the research for the Witch University in Tasnica. She then looks up and sees the Cooper children talking about fairies.*)

**Carl:**So anyway, I was just telling Aunt Hilda this morning that fairies must have made our vegetables grow that fast! Garden Fairies work in the garden, Sarah.

**Sarah:**I know, big bro, I know. Aunt Zelda told me a story about them last night, too.

**LeAnn:**You two wanna find books on fairies? Or VHS tapes and DVD's?

**Carl and Sarah:**Yeah, yeah!

**Carl:**Well, I know these Pixie Hollow books Sarah and I like to get. But we want Avalarian fairy books.

**LeAnn:**They can be found in the Science section of the nonfiction area. Just that way...

(*The two walk toward those books while LeAnn goes back to her work. Suddenly, Carl's phone rings quietly, and it says "Aunt Zelda" as the caller. He swipes up from the green circle and answers it.*)

**Carl:**Hello, Aunt Zelda! (*indistinct chatter on the phone*) Yeah, we wanna learn more about fairies! Our family loves them! (*more indistinct chattering*) Say WHAT? (*indistinct chatter*) We're going to Pixie Hollow here in Avalar? Cool! (*indistinct chatter*) Oh, they're coming? And she needs to learn about Avalarian fairies? (*indistinct chatter*) Yeah, it's cool. (*indistinct chatter*) Uh-huh, we can invite LeAnn. Okay. Bye!

**Sarah:**What did Zelda say?

**Carl:**Cowabunga!! We're going to Pixie Hollow here in Avalar!

**Sarah:**SAY WHAT?!?!

**Carl:**Of course, the Spellman girls are coming. Cuz our cousin needs to learn more about fairies in this planet. And we're gonna invite LeAnn.

(*LeAnn approaches them from behind*)

**LeAnn:**Do mine ears deceive me? You're inviting the librarian to go to Pixie Hollow with you? I'll do it!

(*Scene transitions to the living room, where Carl and Sarah are reading their books about fairies with LeAnn on the couch.*)

**Carl:**Wow, I never knew fairy types were based on talents!

**Zelda W.:**It's true! But tell that to Sabrina when she gets here.

**Hilda W.:**You can eat lunch with her here in the living room; she made sack lunches, and her aunts helped her.

(*​​​​​The doorbell rings. Zelda W. opens the door to see the Spellman girls holding five sack lunches and with big smiles.*)

**Zelda S.:**Sorry we're early, Zelda. But the sooner we can have lunch, the sooner we can teach our niece about Avalarian fairies...

**Carl:**Other Zelda, you and Other Hilda don't know much about Avalarian fairies, man. You two are only 16 years old...

**LeAnn:** Actually, Hilda S and Zelda S are 600 years old..

**Carl:**Whatever...I still think they're 16, because they look like teenagers, just like me! And my aunts are in their 30's...Anyway, Sabby, it's time we taught you about fairies here in Avalar!

**Sabrina:**Tell me more! My aunts told me quite the handful about the Pixie Hollow here, but I need to know more about what types of fairies there are.

(*Carl puts on his mortarboard hat and fake glasses. He also puts a dry erase marker in his right hand and grabs a whiteboard. The boy then draws symbols: A flower, a light orb, a droplet of water, a cyclone, an acorn, a snowflake, a paintbrush, a flame, a cupcake and a hammer.*)

**Carl:**These pictures represent the talents a fairy can have. Even if they were human once, Titania and Oberon mandate that human visitors must still choose a talent. This flower is for Garden Fairies like that of Rosetta who tend the garden and make flowers and plants grow. The light orb is obviously for Light Fairies like Fira who keep our lights bright at night. This water droplet represents Water Fairies like Rani and Slivermist who control water in all of Avalar. As for the cyclone, it means Wind Fairies like Vidia who control wind and flying. And the acorn represents Animal Fairies like Beck and Fawn who can communicate and care for animals.

**LeAnn:**Animal Fairies have Mother Dove as their ally.

**Carl:**Yup. Now, that snowflake means there are Snow Fairies like Perriwinkle who regulate snow and winter in Avalar. The paintbrush represents Art Fairies like Bess who are good at painting, drawing, sculpting, etc.

**Sabrina:**Oh, your sister would probably be a good art fairy, Mr. Cooper!

**Carl:**I know. Anyways, that flame means Fire Fairies like Blaise who regulate the fire of the world. The cupcake represents Baker Fairies like Dulcie who can make many pastries and delicious things. And last but not least, the hammer represents Pots-and-Pans Fairies like good ol' Tinker Bell who repair pots and pans. That's all for today, class.

**Hilda W:**Good lesson, neffy-poo! Now for lunch.

(*Scene transitions to the gang now in the Upper Land, where apparently there is a section in the forest where the kingdom of Pixie Hollow is located.*)

**Zelda W:**There it is. Pixie Hollow.

**Carl:**You kidding me?? We're gonna smash that tiny of a kingdom!!

**Hilda W:**Not if we use my sack of Pixie Dust! I just gotta find it in my Hexy-Sack...(*searches through the Hexy-Sack*) Hmm-hmm-hmm...Mermaid Pearl, Wand of Niceness, Reward and Punishment Spell notes...AHA!! Sack of Pixie Dust!

**Carl:**How is that gonna help us?

**LeAnn:**They say if you blow it towards anyone, they'll turn into a fairy.

**Sarah:**Let's hope they're right...

(*Hilda W blows the Pixie Dust all over the group, and the golden powder works its magic. Everyone somehow becomes tiny and winged. They all have similar white clothes, however...*)

**Hilda W:** Did...it...work? (*looks at herself in the mirror and sees her new butterfly wings*) It did!!

**LeAnn:** Wow! We're fairies now!!

**Carl:** Looks like we need to go to that castle...

**Zelda W:** That is Oberon and Titania's castle. We choose our talents in there...

**Sarah:** What are waiting for? Let's run!

**Sabrina:** You mean...FLY!!

(*The gang gleefully flies toward the castle. Once inside, Oberon and Titania smile at them, while Puck looks mischievously.*)

**Oberon:** Welcome, new fairies who are humans in reality! We welcome you to our humble kingdom, and wish you the best of luck in Pixie Hollow!

**Titania:** But first...the Fairy Talent Choosing Ceremony. Managers of each fairy type, fly forward with your objects and place them on the fungi.

(*Each talent manager flies with their objects to the fungus tables. They then lay them down, and the fungi glow the color of each talent.*)

**Titania:** You, with the brown hair! (*Carl swings toward her*) Are you the Carl Cooper we fairies have heard much about from the sprites and Chibikko?

**Carl:** But yes, I am also a Moonstone human wizard in reality.

**Titania:** So I have heard. You may go first, being you are the only gentleman...

(*Carl walks up to the flower while Rosetta, Iris and Lily gaze at him in awe. When he touches it, the flower drops down and the fungus is no longer pink. He next tries to pick up the hammer with Tink amazed at him, but it also drops and that fungus is no longer green. Third, he touches the water drop while Silvermist and Rani show interest and it splashes, with that fungus no longer being cyan. While he walks by the tornado, he double-takes as it turns purple and surrounds him, turning his garb purple and his wings into blue-and-purple morpho butterfly wings. All the Wind Fairies, Vidia included, cheer for him.*)

**Oberon:** So...I see you have become a Wind Fairy. You may join them as next we have your sister Sarah choose her talent.

(*The fairy king snaps his fingers, turning the fungi their normal colors and reviving the objects. As Sarah steps forward, she tests out the acorn while Beck, Crysta and Fawn smile widely and Pip kinda looks scorning, but the acorn drops and the fungus is no longer orange. Next she tries the light orb with Iridessa and Fira looking happy, but the light fizzles out and is no longer amber. Just as she is about to touch the hammer, the paintbrush, which is glowing magenta, flies toward her, giving her more artistic-looking garments and turns her wings into Io moth wings. Soon, Bess and the other Art Fairies run over to congratulate her.*)

**Titania:** Looks like we have a new Art Fairy. Next up will be that LeAnn woman who is a very fine librarian.

**LeAnn:** Thank you Your Majesties