Spyder's Tales

## General Information

Spyder's Tales is a collection of stories told by Spyderblack while he was incarcerated in the DYOM Universal Prison for Banned Bitch Losers which is located outside of Earth's atmosphere at unknown coordinates. Spyder told these to the other inmates ,,ut his real goal was to tell tord JD a total of 66 stories. After he'd do that, JD would wake up from his slumber ,and he'd return to rule over the DYOM Universe with Spyder by his side.

The stories themselves are based on real events that have occurred over a huge period of time and its i unknown how Spyder has knowledge about some of them.

## Spyder's 66th Tale

Spyder's final tale was about a man who had it all in Vice City. With this storyhe wanted to prove that even someone who is mighty may fall when his own mind and body betray him, he wanted to tell the other prisoners that the damn haters who fucked him and the moderators will also fall one day.

*The year was 1984, Vic Vance had already taken over most of Vice City, expanding his empire across the 2 islands. One day, a helicopter piloted by one of his men crashed in the old and remote part of Little Havana.* **(This Vice City and story are only canon to DYOM Earth 5's Universe and shall not be confused with the other continuities)** *This area was cut off from Vice City's Mainland during the Cholo Massacre of 1984 after multiple bombs were detonated, blowing up many buildings and the bridge connecting this area to the other side of Little Havana. The place became deserted and the bodies of the cholos who perished there were never recovered. When Vic arrived, he was shocked to see that the area was the same as it was five months ago when Umberto and his men attacked it. He searched among the ruins for the pilot, but to no avail. After a few more minutes, he found a blocked off entrance to the basement of one of the warehouses. He entered and found the mangled and torn bodies of the cholos, they were somehow alive but trapped and bound to that hell hole. They all offered Vic many things in exchange for their freedom but he had no interest in freeing these beings. However, he found one who offered his services for free. His name was Manolo the Twisted. He was nicknamed this due to his body being twisted around a metal beam that served as his new home and eternal resting place. This Manolo told Vic he could answer 3 questions for free, no catch. Vic wasn't interested at first and then remembered he had a pilot to find ,so he hit him with the question: "Where's the pilot that crashed here? Is he alive at least?" and the cholo told him "He is alive, mang...but injured, just west of here, near the tallest building in this hell hole that we used to call Little Havana".*

*Vic turned around and went to look for the man but he was stopped by the cholo before he could set foot outside the basement "You still have 2 more questions, Victor Vance" said the twisted one.*

"I am aware but I firstly want to test if you're right...I'll be back." *And Vic went to look for his man and he indeed found him where the cholo said he'd be. He returned to the basement and decided to ask his second question. "So, assuming you will not lie..I have another question. What does my future hold? No riddle, no bullshit man. Just the simple truth." Manolo grinned and told him what he wanted to hear "In that case...i shall be simple. Death! You will die Vic Vance, ambushed and cornered like an animal, you will be gunned down in front of your own brother..However it may bring you joy to know that same brother will avenge you and he will stand next to Vice City's new king..a man who's accomplishments will turn yours into nothing. Does such an idea bother you mang?" Vic chuckled and replied to the deformed cholo "Bother me? Not one bit as i highly doubt you speak the truth. Now for my final question...what is the biggest catastrophe that Vice City will face?*

*"You must speak of Vice City's end I assume..It will come in the distant future when the Haitians, the new Cholos and all of Vice City's petty gangs will attack the Cubanos, blowing their entire hood into nothing. Umberto and Alberto will die at the hands of the Haitians and the Cholos, begging for mercy. Tommy Vercetti, the man who will rule Vice City will also succumb to the power of the Cholotic Empire and will be the last opposing force to perish as his mansion explodes from the inside. In the end, the Cholos will stand alongside their allies in the ruins of Little Havana, dancing to the sounds of fire crackling and emergency vehicle sirens." Vic looks down upon hearing this and then looks back at the cholo and says "You are well named, Manolo the Twisted. All you speak is nothing more than fantasy created by your twisted mind that is plagued with revenge." Manolo replies "As you say Victor Vance, I have told you all you wished. You are now free to leave this place and forget everything we have discussed mang." Vic turns his back to the being and leaves the basement but turns to say one last thing to it "Farewell to you Manolo and this hell hole you call home, i'll leave you to your imagination." He closes the basement door and leaves with his men. One of the other cholos looks to Manolo and asks "So mang, did you break our guest, Vic Vance?" "Indeed I have hermano, smart ones like him are the easiest to break but he will not know this for a few years..." And the cholos started laughing "AJAJAJAJAJAJA" and they kept going for over 14 weeks as they found their own laughter too distracting.*

*As for Vic..he would indeed find his demise 2 years later, in 1986 when his deal with Tommy Vercetti was ambushed. Vic tried to prepare for this moment but his paranoia drove him crazy to the point where he resorted to taking drugs in order to fight his fears. He laid there on the cold ground and he saw Tommy escape, knowing he's the man who'd take over his city . As the life drained out of him, all he could hear were the cholos, laughing.*