Adyson Sweetwater vs. Katie Parker and Gerald Gasket (Obi-Wan Kenobi Vs Anakin Skywalker Parody)

Adyson Sweetwater vs. Katie Parker and Gerald Gasket is a battle from Camping Like a Cabin in The Adventures of Cars.

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### Adyson Sweetwater vs. Katie Parker and Gerald Gasket

* Gerald Gasket: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
* Adyson Sweetwater: Only a Parker deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
* Katie Parker: You will try.
* Princess Eloise: My brother needs help.
* (Both soaked in sweat and exhausted, they continue to exchange swings at each other, but of course, at a much slower pace now. They eventually stop after 10 seconds to catch their breaths, to which Adyson takes advantage of... to try to reason with his student one last time.)
* Gretchen Bennett: Adyson, what are you doing? Get out of here!
* Adyson Sweetwater: I have mean you, Gerald. I have nothing to you.
* Gerald Gasket: I should have known the PX Purple Xenos were plotting to take over.
* Adyson Sweetwater: Katie, Robert the Terrible is Lord of Monteria!
* Katie Parker: From my point of view, the sailors into the Robert's dungeon!
* Adyson Sweetwater: GIRLFRIEND YOU ARE CRAZY!
* Milly Bellwood: NO, ADYSON!
* (The three stare at each other, with Adyson having given up on trying to bring him back to his senses. He was sweaty, tired... and did not want to continue to fight any longer. And as for Gerald, while also exhausted, he still had a lot of energy left in him to stop Mater once and for all. He coldly stared at him while waiting for a chance to attack him.)
* Gerald Gasket: This is the end for you, Adyson.
* Holly Stone-Rogers: Adyson, Adyson? Adyson! Adyson! Adyson, Adyson, where are you?
* (Deeply hurt by what he just said, Adyson Sweetwater got back on his guard.)
* Ginger Hirano: Adyson, stop!
* (To catch him off-guard, Gerald sommersaulted behind Adyson Sweetwater, and after almost falling into the water, the two slash at each other again some more... before entering into their final blade lock. Tow Mater then leaps into a nearby embankment, gaining the high ground while Gerald Gasket stared down at him.)
* Cindy Katie Turner: Adyson, get out of here!
* Adyson Sweetwater: It's over, Gerald and Katie! I have a high ground!
* Katie Parker: You underestimate my power of Commando ever!
* Adyson Sweetwater: \*knowing what is about to happen\*: *...don't try it...*
* Cabin Girls: Adyson!
* Gerald Gasket: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
* (Gerald and Katie leaps towards Adyson Sweetwater in an attempt to attack him from behind again...)
* Milly Bellwood: Mater, what have I done?
* (...only to get the rest of his organic limbs sliced off, causing him to tumble down and stop near the water river in agony.)
* Ginger Hirano: Isabella!
* (Cindy Katie Turner and Lynn Nancy Booth could only watch in horror...)
* Isabella Garcia Shapiro: Ginger.
* (...and grief...)
* Sally Brown: You came back.
* (...as Gerald Gasket and Katie Parker attempted to crawl towards him, the PX Purple Xenos now beginning to fully consume the former.)
* Adyson Sweetwater: Katie, if you were the chosen first, you were supposed to bring balance to their diet not leave it in dark times!
* Katie Parker: My dad loves you very mush.
* Gerald Gasket: WE HATE YOU!!!
* Adyson Sweetwater: Remember Katie, My mom made you special and she loves you very mush! (cries) GOODBYE!!
* (Then it was trouble, Katie Parker and Gerald Gasket falling the cliff like a Scar's death.)
* Gerald Gasket: (fall down the cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (continues to water sea)
* Milly Bellwood: NOOOO!!!
* Ginger Hirano: KATIE!
* Katie Parker: Goodbye, girls... (splash into water river)
* Ginger Hirano: (cries) No... no... no, I miss you, Katie! Wa, ha, ha, ha..
* Isabella Garcia Shapiro: It's all right, Ginger. You're lesbian.
* (Isabella kiss Ginger)

### Adyson kiss Cindy Turner

* Adyson Sweetwater: I love you, Cindy.
* Cindy Turner: I love you too, Adyson.
* (Adyson kiss Cindy)