The Meow

The Meow is captained by Foolix Jones. Prior to his first mission at Shipton, Foolix had neither owned a ship nor sailed anywhere before, and left all sailing duties to his gelatinous first mate, Eloozibooth. He acquired the ship in the hopes of turning a huge profit on some expired foam dinosaurs, but that ended in near disaster for him and he is currently in a lot of debt.

Since his first mission with the blank contract, Foolix has not captained a single mission until very recently. It was unclear whether The Meow was docked in Shipton at that time or if it had been sold or stripped for parts.

While in service the Meow was only crewed by Foolix, Eloozibooth, and Tiny the Goose. Foolix largely played with string and bits of fluff, Tiny did the accounting, and Eloozibooth did everything else. Now that Foolix can captain again, has the dynamic on board changed?

Attached is a customer review from one such passanger named "Baz"

-So first of all, this cap'n has more fur than brains. And that tain't to say he isnt smart but he is a furry son of a gun. I am pretty sure he will get himself up to no good takin' on poor deals and the like. I recommend he take on an accountant to help him steer clear of ne'erdowells.

That weird little Eloozibooth though, all I gots to say is that gray little squelp gets in some cracks that even an hour long brine bath cant rinse clean.

Lastly, that leaves us with Tiny, and this is all I gots ta say:

* 1 8-pound goose (see recipe note)
* Juice of 1 lemon
* Salt and pepper
* 1/2 yellow onion, peeled and chopped
* 1 whole head garlic
* 1/2 cup Madeira
* 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
* 2 cups chicken stock (for gravy)
* 1 teaspoon dried thyme
* 2 pounds assorted root vegetables, such as carrots, parsnips, turnips, potatoes, and/or rutabagas, peeled and chopped into large chunks
	1. Bring the goose to room temperature: To start, if the goose has been refrigerated, bring it to room temperature before cooking. Keep it in its plastic wrapping until you are ready to cook it. While in the refrigerator, and or while you are bringing it to room temp, have the bird resting in a pan. This way, if the plastic covering leaks for any reason, you are confining the juices to the pan. If you get a frozen goose, which is most likely the case, you will need to defrost it in the refrigerator for two days first. While I have never found any instances of food poisoning from raw duck or goose, it’s best to handle the goose with common sense. Use a separate cutting board and utensils to avoid contaminating other foods. Wash your hands with soap frequently – if for no other reason than because geese are fatty and you don’t want to be walking around with greasy hands. Use paper towels to clean up.
	2. Remove the neck, giblets, and wing tips: Remove the neck and giblets (heart, gizzard, liver). Use them for making the gravy. You want to remove the last two joints of the wings, too, and use them for the gravy as well. To do this, use a thin sharp knife – a boning knife is ideal, or you could use a paring knife or fillet knife – and cut across the side of the joint, severing the tendons. Bend the joint the opposite way it is supposed to go to break it. Cut the remaining skin and tendons. You should not need to cut bone at all. Slice off the neck skin about a half inch in front of the body.
	3. Prick the goose's skin all over with a needle: You still need to give all that fat underneath the goose’s skin somewhere to go—if you don’t, the skin will never fully crisp up. I’ve found the best way to do this is to prick it with a clean needle. The technique is to stick the skin from an angle so you are not piercing the meat of the goose, just the skin. Do this all over the goose.
	4. Season the goose and place in the oven: Preheat the oven to 325°F. Rub the goose all over with the cut half of a lemon. Use both sides to get it good and coated. Put the spent lemon halves inside the goose. Sprinkle salt liberally all over the goose. Use more salt than you think you need; it helps crisp the skin and adds a lot to the flavor. Slice off the top of a head of garlic and place it inside the goose. Place the goose breast side up on a rack in a roasting pan and into the oven.
	5. Start the gravy: Meanwhile, start the gravy. Chop and brown all the giblets, wings and neck in some goose fat in a large pan. Sprinkle salt over them. Add the chopped onion and stir to combine. When the onion gets a little browned, sprinkle the flour in the pot and stir to combine. Cook this over medium heat, stirring often, until it smells nutty, about 5 to 10 minutes. Turn the heat up to high and add the Madeira. Let this boil furiously for a minute or two. Then, add the chicken stock and stir to combine. Add the dried thyme and turn the gravy down to a bare simmer.
		1. Add root vegetables to the roasting pan: After the goose has cooked for 20 minutes, add any root veggies you might feel like using. I like a mix of potatoes, turnips, carrots and parsnips. Here’s a tip: Toss them in some rendered goose fat and salt them before placing in the bottom of the roasting pan. You can also use this time as an opportunity to spoon out some of the goose fat that may be collecting in the bottom of the roasting pan. Add it to the pot with the rendering goose fat. When you’re done, put the goose back into the oven for another 20 minutes.
		2. Carve out the breasts: When a total of 40 minutes of cooking time has elapsed, test the temperature of the breast. You should have something between 130° and 140°F. If you’re there, remove the goose but keep the oven on. Now, you need to carve off the whole breasts. Using a thin knife—again, a boning knife is ideal—make a slice where the breast meets the leg and another slice where the breast meets the wing. Then, slice along the keel bone, which separates the two halves of the breast. Go straight down and tap the point of the blade against the breastbone as you move the knife up toward the wishbone, then back toward the open body cavity. Know that a goose has a deep keel and that the breastbone comes out wide at almost a right angle from it, so work your knife in short, gentle strokes out to free the whole side of the breast. Once you get near the wishbone, find it with the tip of your knife and carefully slice around it. Repeat on the other side. Remove the breasts and tent with foil.
			1. Finish cooking the rest of the goose: Put the goose (minus the breasts) back into the oven. Let this cook for another 30 to 40 minutes. *Watch the goose gravy. If it gets too thick, add a little water.* After 30 minutes, probe the thickest part of the goose’s thigh with a thermometer. Remove the goose when the temperature is between 165° to 170°F. Check the root veggies. If they are done, great. If not, keep them in the oven for the moment longer. Remove the garlic from the goose. Tent the goose with foil and set aside.
			2. Finish the gravy: Remove the garlic cloves from the husk and put the cloves into the simmering goose gravy. Let this cook for 5 minutes. Fish out the neck and wing pieces and pick off any bits and toss them into the gravy. Pour the gravy into a blender and purée until completely smooth. Work in batches to avoid the gravy spurting out of your blender. You want a thick gravy. But if it is too thick, add a bit of water. If it’s too thin, don’t worry. You can cook it down. Return the gravy to the pot and put on low heat. Simmer it more if it is too thin. Take the goose breasts, which should be a lovely pink on the meat side, and pat them dry. Place them skin side down in the pan and sear the skin hard. You might need to press down on them a little to get good contact. Check after 3 to 4 minutes. You want a rich brown. When it is ready, remove the breasts – don’t cook them on the meat side! – and immediately salt the skin. Set aside, skin side up. Move the pan off the heat.
			3. Sear the breasts: Now, get a large sauté pan. Add some goose fat, and let that get hot over medium-high heat. Take the goose breasts, which should be a lovely pink on the meat side, and pat them dry. Place them skin side down in the pan and sear the skin hard. You might need to press down on them a little to get good contact. Check after 3 to 4 minutes. You want a rich brown. When ready, remove the breasts – don’t cook them on the meat side! – and immediately salt the skin. Set aside, skin side up. Move the pan off the heat.