Capac (Assertive Acquisitions)

This article is about Capac as he appears in Splitsie's Assertive Acquisitions series. For other uses, see Capac (Disambiguation).

## Capac

### Affiliation

* Skilled Warrior Monks for Hire
* Blank (Holding corporation)

## Appearances

### Debut

A Helping Hand - Assertive Acquisitions #11

**Capac** is a character in Assertive Acquisitions played by Capac Amaru. He is the boss of the Skilled Warrior Monks for Hire, and joined Splitsie McSplitsington and TheFinalEvent97 as a protagonist of the series after being hired by them.

## History

### Before his Debut

Sometime before being hired, he ordered a bunch of stuff from the catalog of the TRADE faction, before sending it back. (He claimed that it was sent back in a "reasonable" state, though TFE and Splitsie doubted this when they were later told.)

### Getting Hired

On the date 24/19/2081 (apparently), Capac was stationed on the Space Warrior Monks for Hire's "new" and "still settling in a bit" space station when it started transmitting an advertisement: "Skilled Warrior Monks for Hire" "Pay Us to Fight For You!"

Soon afterwards, Capac watched on camera as the H-Tram came up to the station from the moon bellow. Splitsie McSplitsington and TheFinalEvent97 arrived to ask about the advertised space warrior monks, and Capac greeted them when they knocked on the door of the command deck, and brought them down to the negotiation table to find out more about what they want. Splitsie explained to Capac how he and TFE wanted a helper to fight the ASSERT (which is the first time Capac had heard about the Assertive corporation). Capac tells them that it can be arranged. When asked about pricing, Capac tells them "we'll worry about that later," but still has Splitsie write out a check addressed to "Blank" (which Capac explains is the name of the holding corporation). Splitsie writes out a check for "zero dollhairs & one cent," and Capac deposits it safe-keeping. Splitsie and TFE are then made to wait in the refreshments area while it is computed which space warrior monk will be assigned to them.

Capac announces to Splitsie and TFE that he will be the one joining them, and the three of them leave the station (because while Capac has the title of "boss" at the station, all the space warrior monks are considered equals, and so he was included in the lots that it is drawn from). Capac tries to use his own ship to follow Splitsie and TFE to Agitation Station, but it runs out of fuel so TFE uses the H-Tram to carry it down.

#### Orientation on Agitation Station

Capac is given an orientation by Splitsie upon arriving at the base, and is given the role of helping in whatever way he thinks he can. Capac presumes that they have already built him a mech suit which is ready to go, but they hadn't, so Splitsie lies that it got captured and they have to get it back.

After defending the base from his first drone swarm by controlling the base's turrets, Splitsie recommends to Capac that building a fighter craft would be most useful, so Capac creates what would later be called the Paprika by building a not-quite up-to-date Wasabi design from an existing projector. The new ship is temporarily dubbed the Wasabi 2. Capac uses it to defend the base, and soon repaints it orange. Capac also builds a hangar for it, with a piston mechanism to deploy it.

## Trivia

* He disagrees with the statement "accidents are avoidable"

1. ↑ "I do have vague memories of ordering a bunch of stuff from their catalog and then sending it back" A New Career - Assertive Acquisitions #35, https://youtu.be/NQaDI1ySuuY?t=854
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Cheque written by Splitsie in "A Helping Hand - Assertive Acquisitions #11", shown at https://youtu.be/h01FaiD1LL0?t=1122
3. ↑ https://youtu.be/9oxupZ5z2f0?t=74