Desmond

* Depressed
* CEO

**Desmond** is the CEO of his very own company Desmond's Bliblie Control. Formerly, he was a depressed man living at his mother's house after having experienced the loss of his dog and the abandonment of his wife and children. His happiness and purpose in life was restored thanks to the efforts of Smiling Friends Pim and Charlie.

## Appearance

### Body

Before his encounter with the Smiling Friends, Desmond appeared as a short, balding, and overweight elderly man with a large revolver pressed against his forehead, dressed in an undersized dirty polo shirt and boxers. He has a scar on his chest, possibly from receiving open heart surgery. After his encounter, his face is much cleaner, he sports a full set of hair, and dresses much more formally. He also looks significantly younger, implying his prior decrepit appearance may have been because of his depression.

### Clothing

Formerly wore a brown shirt with a stripe down the middle which was a little too small, along with bright blue shorts. He was also shown briefly wearing a Dave shirt. After he created Desmond's Bliblie Control, he wore a fancy purple suit with a yellow tie and purple pants to match.

## Personality

Desmond is initially portrayed as having an extremely nihilistic outlook on life, believing nothing in life truly matters. He is shown with a pistol against his head, as he is extremely suicidal, and would have likely ended his life had the Smiling Friends not shown up when they did. Afterward, he's a confident and charismatic businessman, with a passion for his line of work.

## Background

### "Desmond's Big Day Out"

Pim and Charlie are called to Desmond by The Boss. They are met with his mother. Pim and Charlie meet Desmond who is holding a gun to his head, both Pim and Charlie are shocked and try to talk Desmond out of shooting himself. Both Pim and Charlie agree to do their best to cheer Desmond up despite Charlie's hesitation. Pim and Charlie take Desmond to meet Pim's family which ends up in chaos, they then go and meet other people which Pim claims are his friends. After this doesn't work, they take Desmond to Dave Land. After giving a depressing dialogue to Pim and Charlie, Pim enters an existential crisis and all three head back to the office. As they walk in, they are met with a bliblie infestation with bilblies hanging Alan on a cross. After a bliblie spots Desmond, he takes his gun and shoots it. Desmond admits that it felt good and is later seen starting his own extermination business to which Charlie concluded that he just needed to find a purpose in life.

### "Charlie Dies and Doesn't Come Back"

During Charlie and Pim's argument at the beginning of the episode Pim brings up Desmond as a time where Charlie had an awful mood and Pim needed to motivate to get him to help.

## Relationships

He is initially displayed living with his mother, though not much is known about their relationship. Most of the episode revolves around his interactions with Charlie and Pim of the Smiling Friends, as they attempt to cheer him up and give him a new perspective on life. He is mostly indifferent to them.

Despite This he still protected Charlie from a Bliblie,proving that he can be empathetic to others Despite being suicidal.

## Quotes

* *"That... felt... good!"*
* *"I'm gonna f\*cking shoot myself and make you two watch"*
* *"Who's Dave?"*
* "This is supposed to make me not want to kill myself?"

## Trivia

* It is implied that he has possibly had open heart surgery because of his chest scar
* He uses a Smith & Wesson 500.
* He is quite strong since he lifted a Smith & Wesson 500 (which weighs close to 5 pounds when fully loaded) and he's able to carry it with one hand for an entire day without any signs of tiring

## References

1. ↑ 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 1.11 1.12 "Desmond's Big Day Out"