Let's Play MEAN GIRLS: THE PARTY GAME

**Let's Play MEAN GIRLS: THE PARTY GAME** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*Sully stays - the rest of you can fuck off.* "
― Laurie
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "on Tuesdays we wear... board games."
* Do we *have thick enough skins to survive Mean Girls*? Is *butter a carb*? Will *'fetch' finally happen*?
* There's a reason that this episode carries a content warning. The cast were consulted and debriefed and nobody's feelings were really hurt. Let's take a moment to bask in the NRB-ness though - our lovely cast looking out for each other's mental and emotional equilibrium, while attacking their deep and most sacred insecurities.
* Blair is defending champion still.
* Blair is going to use this game to practice being mean. Laurie wants to get in on the Sullivan-bashing.
* Starting strong with a hit at Brooke's cartoons. She sleeps in a nest made of Sullivan's hollowed-out chest.
* Sullivan's got a Yoda impression going on.
* Blair can be mean! A tiny bit.
* Adam's FallOut Boy, or Val Kilmer.
* We're not interested in Kurt Angle's penis.
* Blair's bedroom is painfully cute weeb bullshit. She's more of a turnip than a carrot.
* Sullivan has a stupid face.
* Dom enjoys a lot of casual sex, apparently. Perhaps with violence. Dom hates Sullivan - it may be his whole personality.
* Laurie's are on a theme, shall we say. We may have awakened the real vengeance of Laurie Blake. He's really very good at this game - it's that quiet observation and lethal final blow thing he has going on.
* Laurie: "what did I do to the whole fucking lot of you? Just making this shit run, is all. I'm deleting your audio, I'm deleting your audio, I'm deleting your audio..."
* Sullivan: "You can't offer up bullshit and say it's not fair everyone took the piss out of my shit answer".
* Round 2 just gets a whole bunch of worse. There's a lot of physical wincing.
* Adam's hit where it hurts - in the board games.
* Brooke's ever so bad at joke telling.
* Dom has found his game.
* Blair's cat is not stupid.
* Sullivan: "I'm not a natural leader, am I?"
* Dom has a list of everyone who hasn't seen his one-man show. It feels like that may be a threat of some kind. He also has a sex cult.
* Can Laurie's smile stretch any thinner?
* Blair: "have faith in yourself [Dom], you're a mean girl".
* Brooke has digestive issues apparently. As does Blair.
* Adam is friendless and unloveable, according to his loving friends.
* Adam: "Where does Blair hang out at the weekends? The bad smelling part of the comic book store where they keep all the hentai."
* Sullivan's response to pretty much every answer is some variation on "oh yes, that's very good, that's fair". Once again, he proves that he is the cheeriest man on the planet. Right until the mask slips and he dissolves into Football Sullivan with the fucks and the Newky Brown.
* Sullivan on actors: "we're all middle children! we're all middle children!"
* Dom's are very sexual, very quickly. Blair takes us too far, but to be fair, we do stay there.
* Adam and Sullivan losing must just prove they're the nicest. Dom winning comfortably proves we've been right about him all along.
* Blair is rightly proud of her capacity to be mean.
* Laurie says they're a bunch of c\*\*ts. Dom's off for a birthday special. Get on bald!

## Scores

* Adam 2
* Sullivan 2
* Blair 3
* Brooke 4
* Laurie 5
* Dom 7

## Talking Heads

Talking heads are available this episode.

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
* We have a content warning on this one - it's really really mean and some people don't like that.
* Everyone's in pink - leaning into the theme.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.