Sharky is Bored - Episode 1

## Info

This blog takes place on 10/29/2016. Everyone hung out from around 11:00 PM to 12:00 AM

## Plot

Sharky and her girlfriends play a weird and hilarious game for their first official blog.

## Transcript

*(Video starts with Lapis, Sharky, and Peridot looking into the camera)*

*(Sharky stares blankly then looks down)*

**Lapis:** Are you gonna staaart?

**Sharky:** I haven't done this in a while ok? >///<

**Lapis:** Yeah, like a year...

**Sharky:** Mmmhmm. u\_u

**Peridot:** What are we doing?

**Lapis:** Is this the wiki place? :o

**Lapis:**With like Aiden, and Sunflower girl?

**Sharky:**What th-

*(Sharky looks directly at the camera)*

**Sharky:**Are you- ?\_?

*(dramatic zoom in on Sharky's face with intense sound)*

**Sharky:** SPYING on me? O\_o

*(Everyone turns silent)*

[[[Cut]]]

**Lapis:** Why can't I see your Wiki-stuff?

**Sharky:** I show you it!

**Sharky:** ...sometimes... u\_u

*(everyone is watching Sharky scroll on the computer screen)*

**Sharky:**See-

**Sharky:** *(Clicks on an image of Literature)* Look

**Sharky:** Isn't he so cute??

**Peridot:** Ooo

**Lapis:** Yeah! :D

**Lapis:** He is!

**Sharky:** Actually-

[[[Cut to Sharky on Google showing a Sniffles/Flaky image]]]

**Sharky:** He's the kid of those two.

**Lapis:** Ooo :o

*(Peridot nods approvingly)*

[[[Cut to Sharky on a different Website]]]

**Sharky:** So this is a game.

(Game shows an overly happy girl with her arms outstretched, along with options)

**Sharky:** *(Looks slightly disappointed)* Aw, I know this one-

**Sharky:** But yeah, what's the title of this Wikihow article?

**Lapis:** *(Starts to giggle excessively)*

**Peridot:** I say "How to be Indie"

**Lapis:** I say it's "How to make lemonade when life gives you lemons"

**Sharky:** *(grins)*

**Sharky:** Lapis was right!

(Everyone smiles and chuckles)

[[[Cut]]]

**Sharky:** Ok, this one I don't know!

(Game now shows a girl with closed eyes and strange lines coming from her mouth)

**Lapis:** Wh-What? D:

**Peridot:** Umm? o-o

**Sharky:** Let's see the-

(Everyone breaks into laughter)

**Sharky:** Options...

**Lapis:** How does that relate to any of these???

**Peridot:** Is it the Nasal Cavity one???

**Sharky:** It would make sense but this game is a mindfuck-

**Sharky:** But still

(Sharky selects that answer regardless)

**Lapis:** WHAT!

(The correct answer is revealed to be "How to be Royal")

**Sharky:** Oh yes, that's so royal... -\_-

**Sharky:** Ffff NEXT!

(Game now shows a girl and doctor with a speech bubble that shows a enlarged belly)

**Peridot:** Ummm

**Sharky:** Something to do with Fetuses right

**Lapis:** NONE OF THESE MAKE SENSE.

**Sharky:** I'm going to guess...

**Sharky:** How to be famous when your young because...

**Sharky:** They're talking about fat..?

**Peridot:** Ohhh that's horrible.

**Peridot:** But it makes sense.

**Sharky:** I'll go with it!

(Sharky selects the answer)

**Sharky:** WHAT.

**Sharky:** How to clear nasal problems???'

**Sharky:** How does a fat stomach relate to your nose??

(Lapis shakes her head)

(Game now shows a group of finely dressed men and a few women clapping)

**Sharky:** OOOOO This is a good one!

**Sharky:** It has to be either How to make a Best Friends Club or How to be laid back

**Lapis:** I say it's a Best Friends Club!

**Peridot:** Hmmm...

**Sharky:** I say laid back.

**Sharky:** (points to a man in the image) This guy just seems...like he is clapping less.

**Sharky:** He's being cool?

**Sharky:** Laid back.

**Peridot:** I actually agree with that logic...click it!

(Sharky clicks answer and it is revealed to be "How to make a Best Friend's Club")

**Lapis:** OHHH! I WAS RIGHT!

(Sharky stares into the camera seriously while trying not to smile. Dramatic sound effect)

[[[Game now shows a man with an anatomically incorrect arm while saying "I am crazy!)]]]

**Peridot:** Uhh, what?

**Lapis:** How to act like Doctor Who?

**Sharky:** But Doctor Who wouldn't say that! I don't think...

**Sharky:** I don't exactly watch the show <\_<'

**Lapis:** I have NO idea...

**Sharky:** It's gotta be How to be Interesting.

(Sharky clicks answer and it is revealed to be "How to Act like Doctor Who")

**Sharky:** Whatthefuck.

[[[Cut to close up of computer screen that shows a red 20%]]]

**Sharky:** That's my percentage for answers I got right. -.-

*(Lapis laughing in the background)*

**Sharky:** Yep.

[[[Game now shows a Woman about to cut a red string that connects her to a man with vampire teeth]]]

**Lapis:** Ohh...

**Sharky:** I'm just getting abusive relationship vibes.

**Peridot:** That's an option with the cheating boyfriend one.

**Sharky:** I know, but that's not going to be the answer because it seems correct.

**Sharky:** So...

*(Sharky selects "How to Simplify Life" which is correct)*

**Sharky:** YES! Finally, I fusgdjs KNEW IT! :D

*(Close up of Lapis looing directly at the camera)*

[[[Game now shows what appears to be the Kul Klux Klan in Black Hoods]]]

**Sharky:** Whoaaaa, okay there.

**Lapis:** *(smiling)* Spooky.

**Peridot:** This game is just odd on every level...

**Sharky:** I'm just...i'f this ISN'T "How to be a Villain", i'm going to lose my mind...

(Sharky selects the Villain answer which is correct)

**Sharky:** *(Puts a hand on her chest)* Thank...God...

[[[Game now shows a very ugly drawing of two girls laughing on what appears to be a swing]]]

**Sharky:** This has to be either "How to train for the Olympics" or "How to make a man-swing"

**Lapis:** "How to be Good to your Husband"? What?

**Peridot:** Olympics.

(Sharky selects the Olympics answer which is wrong)

**Lapis:** HOW TO BE EDGY???

**Sharky:** What the fuc-

[[[Cut]]]

**Sharky:** Alright, that's the end of the blog for now...

**Peridot:**  *(Waves)*  Byyeee

**Lapis:** Bye people!

## Trivia

* The game featured in the blog can be found here.