Penny Glazier

**Penny** is the ultimate lesbian failgirl.

## Appearance & Personality

### Appearance

At 5'5 Penny is perfectly average heightwise. She has a thin build though is toned from her athletic activities and feels a bit gangly. She wears thin-framed browline glasses and has light brown hair which she keeps pulled up into a ponytail because she hates having long hair but Can't Cut It. She has wispy bangs with two long front strands of hair which help to frame her somewhat zoidular face. Perhaps her most striking feature would be her large green eyes. She also has a small beauty mark to the right of her bottom lip. She is a very pretty overall, but very much in a girl-next-door way. Penny typically dresses with lots of flannel and denim with a kind of indie style of fashion.
### Personality

At first glance, Penny seems like a decent person. She's pretty, smart, and charismatic with a good sense of humor. Unfortunately, she is also a major fucking bitch and a pretty aggressive person. Penny is able to sweet talk and put on a fun personality for most people, but has no issue revealing her callousness to those who have earned her ire. As the unofficial head of Stringtown's Popular Kids, she is someone very well liked by the general student body, mostly because she is able to host lots of parties with weed and alcohol. Being so well-liked and respected by her peers did irreplaceable damage to her psych by giving her the biggest ego boost ever and holding the belief that she's an amazing person everyone loves and that she can Never Be Wrong, Ever. Overall, she's pretty selfish and mostly operates on a basis of doing what she likes and most of her acts of friendliness and generosity are for her own benefit. Even though she's a popular girl, she has a very tomboyish aura and feels like she was a frat boy born into the body of a teenage girl. She very much has a "one of the boys" feel to her which in part contributed to her becoming so popular.
Penny can also be quite the bully. She will literally target people for the pettiest reasons and mostly does it for the spectacle and attention she gets from others. Attention and praise are pretty much the main motivation she has for most of the things she does, as she loves people thinking that she is just the coolest person ever. Regardless to say, Penny doesn't really care much for others feelings and only really cares about herself. She has a rather boisterous soul and you can just tell that she was a major tomboy growing up. Also having grown up as a little Warrior Cats weirdgirl, Penny is able to understand weird kids and floaters on a much better level than other popular kids. Unfortunately she only uses this for her own benefit. Part of the reason why she got so popular was because everyone thought she had such cool interests and knew of things before anyone else did, when in reality she was just a little indie girlie. Also it was Angelo who got her into most of the things that made her seem so cool and unique to other people and she just kinda claimed them for herself because she LOVES people thinking highly of her.
Although she is a majorly selfish person, she is still human. She is deeply in the closet as she knows that being outed would completely flip her reputation upside down as well as ruin her relationship with her parents. While she is very charismatic and has a sociable personality, she is also not as good of a manipulator as she thinks she is. Her ego sometimes gets in the way of her success as she just kind of assumes that everything will work out for her because she is Freaking Awesome in her mind.
* bruh girl
* she's a vriska type of lesbian

## Relations

* Family
* Other

* Penny will *say* that she hates Deacon and thinks he is the most annoying little brother in the whole world, but really she loves him. She would just never say that, ever, unless he was very sad, because he acts like such a little prick most of the time. She also feels a bit jealous that once he became a Conscious Being he got so much praise for playing sports and got invited to do more masculine activities while she was expected to become more feminine, but she knows it's not Deacon's fault.

* Penny has a bit of a complex relationship with her parents. They both mutually love each other, but she knows they wish she was more traditionally feminine. She resents them a bit for constantly giving passive-aggressive hints that they are Unhappy With Who She Is by giving her gifts of makeup or clothes she would never wear. She is also deeply afraid of what would happen if they ever found out she was a lesbian, so she just pretends she isn't. Overall though she has has a very good relationship with them, and if they were just more open minded and not extremely catholic she probably would have had an extremely normal life with no problems.

* Oh boy. Penny misses Angelo greatly, but ultimately chose to be one of the popular kids over friends with her and is vehemently sticking to that decision. She feels awfully guilty over it but wouldn't go back and do anything to change it because she likes the way her life is like now. She does her best to keep Angelo from being bullied and has tried to reconnect with her, but she knows that she fucked things up and just doesn't want to admit it.

* Penny plucked Harper from the crowd of losers at Stringtown and decided to make her a popular kid solely for the fact that she likes her. And because she is genuinely pretty. But yeah Penny really likes Harper and is just in denial about it and keeps her in the popular kids also to prevent her from being horribly bullied.

* Penny hates Margo for the sole fact that she is friends with Harper and bullies her because of that.

* Penny genuinely doesn't think Dunkle is a real person so she likes to psychologically torment him and put him into situations because he Reacts Wrong and she is fascinated that he just, like, Exists.

* Her and Jayden like to do dumb shit together for fun like throw rocks at cars from the overpass and get egregiously wasted. They also sleep together because Penny decided Why Not and she was sure if she were straight that she would be attracted to him anyways. Sometimes he will say and do things that Scare Her and make her think he doesn't have a soul, and she knows that he would genuinely wish the most horrid things upon her if he knew she was gay. but that's all stuff she puts in the back of her mind. They get along pretty well because they're both bad people.

* Penny likes Faith, like, REALLY like Faith because she is just so pretty and popular and cool and perfect. She would do pretty much anything Faith tells her because she thinks that her and Faith are way closer than they actually are.

* Penny does not like Slade because he is ANNOYING and WEIRD but he gets her drugs and alcohol so it's fine.

* Penny isn't close with Vicky at all as they only really see each other at parties but she thinks she's really fucking hot.

**Ricky Montgomery**

* Ricky is just Some Guy that hangs out with Jayden to Penny. She likes to pick on him just because he is a Guy Who Is Shorter Than Her, which makes him easy to push around and Prove Her Superiority to, but she has nothing against him as a person. She's just demented.

* Penny has nothing bad to say about Bianca and thinks she is REAAAAAAAALLY fucking hot, they just both don't know what to say to each other Ever when they hang out alone together. They get along just fine, they're just fatallly unable to bond because they're two completely different breeds of people.

* Penny doesn't have much to say about Madi beyond her being Jayden's Hot Girlfriend, except some of the things Jayden says about their relationship when he's drunk Ghouls Her so bad. She is also mildly concerned Madi will straight up snap and try to kill her one day, but she's not too worried about it.

* He makes her feel So Deeply Uncomfortable.

### History

Pre-Wadeport

* Got borned
* she has been two purple bullets with angelo since like. infanthood
* in middle school she is also kinda loose friends with annya

Wadeport

*9th Grade*

* at some point when annya becomes popular, she also helps pull penny into the popular kids group
* for many reasons (penny being more willing to change to fit in with the popular kids, being able to get alcohol and weed, being able to throw parties lots in her Big House) penny kind of steals annya's role in the popular kids and this is when she stops being friends with her and angelo

*12th Grade*

* i will add stuff here later

Post-Wadeport

* She has a huge identity/sexuality crisis her first semester at college and cuts her hair and comes out to her family when she comes home
* this ends with her parents refusing to speak with her and they refuse to pay for more of her college after that semester and literally deacon is the only way she still keeps in contact with them until they kind of get over in like 5-10 years

## other

* she likes photography
* She loves partying and drinking. A lot.
* she liked reading a lot as a kid, especially warrior cats
* beer lover
* SHE IS REALLY GOOD AT SHOOTING A GUN
* Her favorite word is "brewski"
* She did softball in middle school but quit because it was a lesbian stereotype and she was scared people would Know