Anna Sigewulf III

**Anna Sigewulf III** is a player character from Houses, played by Kaiju. She is a human ranger from the military nation of Xenoz, known for her frequent questioning of the magical affairs around her.

## History

### Houses Campaign

Anna joined the party as the representative from Xenoz, joining them in their visit to answer Nox's distress call. Once there, Anna asked Lyra, one of the citizens, why her hair was the way that it was, before being excused by Elkos for her rudeness. Anna then promptly asked Lyra if she knows anything about the sentient crystals, to which she replied that she didn't know, but that she would be willing to aid them to find out.

In the marketplace in Nox, Anna asked Igor about his moustache, complimenting him for it. She also asked Mister Mushroom from *Hollow Knight* about the situation, being met with a gibberish response.

Anna joined the party in fighting the crystal guardian that formed deep within the mines, being saved by the Noxian priest that pulled them out just in time. She aided in fighting Kirie's demons. Anna sent her squadron to investigate the Noxian wreckage, only to find that the infected crystals have stabilized.

Leaving to head to the kingdom of Yrven, Anna promptly blew out the candles of the wax saleswoman, before petting an oddly familiar wolf. She asked the metalworker if he knew where the king was, and upon finding the king, Anna and the party were asked to help clear the corruption. They agreed, and they pressed on deeper into the forest. Anna witnessed a slaughter of a firbolg at the hands of a swarm of corrupted whitefolk. She was among the party when they found a ritual structure deep in the snowy wasteland. Sending Grog into the structure, Anna and the party were attacked by a corrupted firbolg.

After slaying the firbolg in her titan form, Anna witnessed a shadowy figure's retrieval of the crystals used in the corrupted firbolg's body.

In an attempt to save Grog from the "lean dimension", Anna stepped into the structure, getting a strange feeling in her body. After the party's antics trying to reopen it, Anna's chanting of "oogidy boogidy oogidy boogidy boogidy oogidy" finally reopened the structure. Entering the lean dimension, the party is spat out on a sandy island in some strange purple void. Anna called out to Grog, saying "GROG GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE" loud enough that the magic of the realm instantly teleported him there. Injured and unconscious, Grog was eventually woken up by the party, and upon Anna asking him what happened, he was only able to let out two words, "the demons...". Anna called out once more, saying "DEMONS GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE YOU FUCKING CUNT" to no avail. Looking around, the party discovered a much larger island nearby that could hold their way out. Anna transformed into her titan form, grabbing Elkos and Grey Everwyn, and jumping across, only to fall into the void. After falling into the void, the three ended up back into the sky, landing on their target location. Realizing that the trio left behind Inolia, and that Lyra and Barry never entered the lean dimension in the first place, Anna gathered trees to throw at the island Grog and Inolia were on to help build a shelter.

Chanting "oogidie boogidie", Anna opened another portal, with Everwyn then finding out that it lead to a wooded area. After a short time of him wandering around there, Anna and Elkos joined him, speaking with the gnomes he found. Anna built a fast friendship with Garth, asking him for marijuana, after which he gives her a bunch of miscellaneous leaves, none of which are cannabis. Anna eventually incited Garth to start his iconic "pill game", wherein Anna got a sleeping pill and Elkos won a sugar pill.

After waking up, Anna gave Garth a Yankee with no brim, and adopted him as her son, despite him being older than she is.

Chanting "boogidy googidy goo", Anna opened yet another portal to the lean dimension, retrieving Grog and Inolia, and allowing Everwyn to collect some of the lean dimension's sand.

Entering Pteven, Anna bought Garth an ALF plushie, as well as sending him to collect a Tech Deck from the roof of the shop.

Anna aided the party in fighting the corrupted tiefling, and joined in the trip to Ridgewater. In Ridgewater, she collected a small sum of Gnomecoin™ from the waters. She spoke with a crab on the dock, insulting its mother before killing it and turning it into Garth's next meal before his next round of *Fortnite*. Anna walked up to the man that threw the Gnomecoin™ and Muhammad Ali, Jr., the Bop It into the water, questioning his actions, before making fun of his mother and attempting to intimidate him into submission. This failed, as the man slapped the gun out of his hands, before Anna pulled out her hunting rifle and killed him on the spot, transforming into her titan form just to throw his body far into the ocean. Anna and Zulnut proceeded to steal a harpoon gun from the pier's weapon shop. Anna stole a familiar golden mask from the pier and handed it off to Elkos.

Anna joined the party on Barry's ship to collect fish bait to attract the corrupted fish, and aided them in slaying it.

Notably, Anna was absent from the visit to her home nation of Xenoz, but for some unknown reason, Garth followed the party anyway.

In Prima, Anna asked the potion salesman if he had any potions to make her "develop", to which she was redirected to Nidoea. Finding a cosmetic potion saleswoman, she steals a breast growth potion and drinks it without paying, to which she is blocked off by a wall of titties preventing her escape. She killes the saleswoman, dispelling the wall of titties immediately. Returning with another potion, she hands it off to Prima's hobgoblin salesman, making him even more cramped in his stall.

Being presented with an army of goblins, Anna transformed into titan form once again and stomped all of them out. She entered Goblopolis with Zulnut and watched as he kidnapped a gobliness, trying to avoid association with him to avoid punishment.

Anna joined the party when Carl formed his labyrinth, being the one responsible for freeing Mike from his shackles. She helped fight through the labyrinth, going on a separate path with Lyra before returning. Entering the Titan's Grave finally, Anna and the party find the Reaper, who asks for help to stop whatever is preventing him from phasing it out to clean up the corruption, promising them a wish in return. She pulled the Reaper's hood off, revealing him to be the one and only Clyde Cash. She tells him to "reap her ass", to which he does, removing it temporarily before giving it back. Before going on this fateful mission, Anna asked one of her soldiers to make Garth king of Xenoz if she dies, before she says what could be her last goodbye to him.

Thanks to the machinations of Everywn, Anna and the remainder of the party (sans Zulnut) arrived late to the battle with Morticia, and instead have to battle the corrupted Everwyn. Garth appeared in the nick of time to weaken Everwyn and prevent too much damage being done to his friends. Anna witnessed Everwyn's death at the hands of Morticia, before being teleported to Mt. Poussi to partake in the final battle, entering her titan form to aid in the fight against the colossus.

After defeating Morticia, Anna partakes in enjoying the infinite ravioli the party won from the Reaper's wish.

## Notable Moments

* Dissing Lyra's hair
* Tearing the jaw off of a corrupted firbolg
* Calling Grog back to the party's position with the power of yelling
* Losing Garth's pill game
* Throwing a man's body into the ocean at mach 5
* Getting a potion to help her "develop"
* Revealing the Reaper's true identity
* Getting her ass reaped
* Aiding in the slaying of Morticia

## Trivia

* Anna was the second character created by Kaiju for the Houses campaign, the first being a scrapped character named Leif Doyle who resided in Yrven, as part of a raider tribe known as the Raiders of Vin, who dominated the wasteland surrounding Yrven.
* Anna was the first character in Flafa D&D to adopt a child, being the second player character to have a child.
	+ Dr. V was the first character to have a child, conceiving Wolf Child with Wolf.