Smibnor

* THIHTM
* WirdHere
* Camera Colossus (Original)

" Haha! I give you Cancer! "
 — Smibnor, giving cancer to Chris and Julian.

***Smibnor*** **was** a friend of Ding Dong and a former (un)Funny Boy. He was the first in the line of many "new hosts" who tried to join the series during the Dark Age of OneyPlays. Like a majority of the dark age hosts, Smibnor was killed during recording for mistreating and abusing his fellow hosts, resulting in his debut episode being scrapped.

He comes from Foreign Planet, a planet different from Earth or Ding Dong's home world of Chicago. Though he has never appeared in any episodes, he was first (and only) mentioned in episode 48 of their Kingdom Hearts playthrough.

## Appearance

*Camera Colossus'* original MS Paint design depicts Smibnor as a horrible green alien with red eyes, four arms with crab-like claws and orange horns. He wore a cape, and wielded a red and yellow ray gun that fires deadly carcinogenic laser beams.

*The Host I Hate The Most* builds upon the original design by giving him extra details, such as the inclusion of appendages on his torso (aptly named fingerteats), small hairs around his body and small fingers inside of his crab claws.

*WirdHere's* design goes in a completely different direction, showcasing Smibnor as an amphibian-like creature wearing a wizard hat and robe, much like how Julian described him to be.

## History

### Early life

Smibnor was born from a very conservative family on Foreign Planet at an unspecified time in the past, the rest of his youth being unknown due to his autobiography never being published and nobody wanting to finish it.

### In his prime

At some point, Smibnor became old enough to get a UFO Licence from the UDSV (Universal Department of Space Vehicles) and left home in search of a new life.

It wasn't too long before Smibnor took his crusade of debauchery to the stars. It’s also likely at this point that he got his hands on a Class 7 Radioactive Artillery Gun, usually shortened to Ray-Gun, which fired streams of pure radiation and other cancerous materials. During a brief incursion on planet Chicago, Smibnor befriended a Chicagoan named Ding Dong, who misinterpreted his actions as ironic humor and took a liking to him for it. It is also because of this meeting that Smibnor took an interest in gaming as a pastime. Ever since then, He and Ding Dong had maintained a close friendship through social media, despite their opposing political views.

### During the Dark Age

Several years later, Ding Dong asked Chris and Julian if Smibnor could become a new host in the show, with the promise that he would bring a good dynamic. They unanimously agreed to let him join, and Smibnor enthusiastically came to Earth to join them for an episode. However, this meeting was very brief, and did not end well at all; Though Smibnor was friendly and cordial to Ding Dong as usual, he was needlessly hostile and cruel to the others. He was especially hateful towards Julian due to his sexuality, and frequently called him a "faggot". However, Ding Dong did nothing to stop Smibnor, as he still assumed that he was being ironic. Very late into the playthrough, Smibnor performed his final act of cruelty by firing his Ray-Gun at Chris and Julian unprovoked, giving them both terminal cancer. In retaliation for this heinous act, Chris shot Smibnor in the head with a double gauge shotgun, killing him instantly.

At the end of day, the episode was scrapped, and Ding Dong took Chris and Julian to the hospital for extensive chemotherapy. After 24 miserable hours, the Boys were finally declared cancer-free, and quickly went back to gaming. Despite this, for a time they continued to debate amongst themselves whether or not it was Smibnor or Chris who was in the wrong when the incident happened.

Artist's depiction of the events that transpired during Smibnor's stay on Earth. Art by Camera Colossus.The alleged ghost of Smibnor
## Arsenal

* Ray Gun

This Ray Gun, when loaded with uranium ammo, has the ability to shoot out cancerous rays that give people cancer when hit with it
## References

1. ↑ Twitter:https://twitter.com/KennethCrooker1/status/1256441393196617729
2. ↑ Twitter:https://twitter.com/KennethCrooker1/status/1256253544652435456