Munch

Munch is the leader of the reunion group. Munch is in a loving relationship with his obsessive lover clarice. The two are inseparable cause clarice has him under lock and key. Munch started out as any other power hungry dwarf but unlike the dwarf in lord of the rings, he is more of a sensitive baby than a real man. Munch created this group as a way to flex on them haterzzzz and flex his short status but big ego. When he appears he's always hard to be spotted (*wonder why)* but we all sense his presence then he announces himself with power as that of lord farquaad and just like lord farquaad he is loved and cheered for as our wonderful leader because if it wasn't for him we wouldn't be together and those who think otherwise are promptly and swiftly banned.

If you do not agree with him on certain subjects, you are also banned. Some may say he has no life since he spends most his time playing video games or walking around the Town of Salem. He loves to cause chaos and wins frequently in epic ways. However, if he loses, he will rage quit and say it is your fault. Beware!

Edit May 2023:

A LOT HAS HAPPENED. Lord Farquaad is now Shrek with a baby mama. That baby mama happens to be Clarice. She kept saying she was pregnant all the time and nobody ever believed her. It was a boy who cries wolf situation. Therefore, Munch's friends told him that this chick is batshit insane and he should run while he can. Idiot did not listen. After the 5th pregnancy scare, it was finally real. Munch was gonna be a papa. Brooke tried to reach out and be there for him as much as possible but the pregnancy sent Munch into a deep depression. Eventually, the baby was born without a word being said. We only found out because Brooke asked him about it. So now Munch is Daddy Munch. Unfortunately, we cannot add him to the list of DILFs in the DILF channel because nobody wants to fuck him.

The moment his sex life died, so did the server. I saw a tumbleweed roll through the server the other day and that was the most action it had gotten in months. That was STILL more action than Munch has gotten though. Luckily for everyone's sanity he finally broke up with Clarice, but it was too late. He has been living his best life with friends though. Wellll... best life is a stretch. The people he hangs out with are wild and toxic. But if he is happy, we are happy. The best approach right now is for him to keep his balls tied up and away from the crazy girls that are after him.

Edit September 2023:

Munch has been a busy man recently. He decided he wanted to reinvent the server as an anarchy server to get it more active. However, absolutely nothing has changed besides one additional degenerate being added to the server. He also did a lot of housekeeping by deleting a bunch of channels. There go those memories. Anyways, Munch has been depressed as usual and drops off the map for a few weeks here and there. He is still having lots of drama with his psycho baby mama who does not know how to leave him alone. We've received reports that while he was at school, she broke into his bedroom and threatened to never let him see his kid. Woof.

Munch has also been on his TOS BS and plays with Brooke quite frequently. These chaos starters love playing the new TOS with all the new roles. There are so many more fake claims to be made and Munch has pulled off some incredible wins. If you ever want to hear about one of these wins, all you have to do is ask. The stories are great and will leave your mind blown as to how he pulled it off.

For the most part, Munch refuses to join the rest of the server for poker night. He thinks he is too cool for us I suppose. There was one night that he played which was pretty chill, but that is all he made an appearance for unfortunately.