I Am The Walrus (Episode)

I Am The Walrus is the second episode of SpongeBob: Zombie World. It was released on September 23, 2022. It was written by Cartoon Post.

## Transcript

* "I Am The Walrus" played over the radio, as Sandy and SpongeBob sat at the top of a big hill, eating seanut butter sandwiches, sitting next to an old fashioned radio. They gazed at the red sunset shining over Bikini Bottom in the distance.
* Sandy: "What a pretty sky."
* SpongeBob: "Yeah. Remember when we went to the moon?"
* Sandy: "Yeah. Remember when we fought against that giant Alaskan Bull Worm together?"
* Silence. "I Am The Walrus" stopped playing.
* Sandy: "..SpongeBob?"
* Sandy looked to the side, and SpongeBob appeared hovering over her, as a rotting corpse! SpongeBob's skull screamed of lifelessness!
* Sandy: "AAGH!!!"
* Behind SpongeBob's body appeared a bunch of zombies, moaning and reaching for Sandy!
* Sandy: "AAAAGHH!!!!!!"
* Sandy woke up, frightened, sitting up in her bed! Her heart was beating fast and she started to slow her breath.
* She looked up, and saw tons of zombies standing around her bed!
* Sandy: "AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
* The theme song and opening for SpongeBob: Zombie World played.
* SpongeBob narrating: "So, that's how it happened…"
* [Recap flashbacks.]
* SpongeBob narrating, while standing at the edge of a cliff, over the Bikini Bottom sky.
* SpongeBob: "I was walking home from work, on my way, I got chased by a real life zombie, and now…"
* City buildings burned in the distance, below.
* SpongeBob: "My world's on fire."
* The scene cut to downtown, Bikini Bottom, as SpongeBob was seen running down the sidewalk of an empty street! He ran right, at a stoplight, and towards another empty street that had a line of small business buildings. He slowly walked by, looking at them. He walked past a small convenience store, a hairdresser, and a TV store. He stopped for a second, and stood, facing the display of televisions by the front window. There was no news reporter's face or anything on the televisions looking back at him. Just static. SpongeBob sniffed the air.
* SpongeBob: "I smell food!"
* His stomach growled. He sprinted forward, to the last business building, a family bakery, with a sweet aroma trailing out. But when he got in front of it, he saw 10 zombies standing in the bakery!
* SpongeBob: "AAGH!!!"
* They moaned and started walking towards him, breaking right through the front windows.
* SpongeBob: "I gotta get outta here!"
* SpongeBob stepped back, but then, a bunch of zombies appeared from around the corner of the street!
* SpongeBob: 'AAGH!!!"
* They surrounded him, in a circle, with their mouths wide open. SpongeBob stood still, looked around, and his eyes centered on an outdoor newspaper holder. He breathed in… Quickly, he opened it, grabbed a newspaper out, and flung it at one of the zombies surrounding him, and for a second it knocked it to the ground! SpongeBob took that opportunity to run, faster than he's ever run! He ran right out of the mob of zombies, and far away from their evil grasp!
* Zombie: moaning.
* The scene cuts to a zombie walking down a road in Bikini Bottom, on a street that has no houses, but a big warehouse on the left side of the road.
* SpongeBob thinking out loud: "Shelter!"
* When the zombie was at the end of the street, SpongeBob sprinted on the open road, then jumped on a dumpster against the brick wall in back of the big warehouse, and used it to climb into an open window above the ground.
* The dumpster lid lifted open, and Patrick appeared in it.
* Patrick: "Did somebody knock?"
* Inside the warehouse, SpongeBob fell onto a ceiling tile, through the window. He got up, and started walking forward, then suddenly fell through the ceiling as a tile he stepped on collapsed! It was a dark building on the inside, there were no lights on. A tall figure stood over him, as SpongeBob slowly started getting up.
* SpongeBob: "Please, no more zombies."
* The figure pulled a string, as a lamp turned on, revealing the figure to be Old Man Jenkins!
* SpongeBob: "Old Man Jenkins?"
* Jenkins: "Yeah, it's me, SquareBob. When I saw the zombies over the horizon of my farm, I made sure to find a good place to wait the apocalypse over. That's why I'm here."
* SpongeBob: "You got any food in here?"
* Jenkins: "Yeah."
* A tiny underground grasshopper crawled across the floor and Jenkins killed it with his foot, then grabbed it, and started crunching it in his mouth.
* SpongeBob: "Ew."
* Jenkins: "Don't knock it till you try it. They say grasshoppers are really nutritious."
* SpongeBob: "But aren't the people who say that mostly rich people who want a lower quality of living for the poor?"
* Jenkins: "Well, if you don't like fresh nutrition, I've got all this stuff."
* Jenkins flicked a switch, turning a ceiling fan on, shining light on three refrigerators and a bunch of boxes surrounding Jenkins and SpongeBob, full of piles of food.
* SpongeBob: "Wow! Where'd you get all this stuff?"
* Jenkins: "I've had a black belt in ancient karate since the Civil War, you know. I can do well by myself."
* He put his hands on his hips.
* SpongeBob: "Wait."
* SpongeBob pulled on Jenkins' arm, and noticed a bite mark.
* SpongeBob: "What's this?"
* Jenkins looked nervous. Suddenly, a loud banging sound erupted, and a mob of zombies burst through the front door!
* Jenkins: "Oh no! They got in!"
* SpongeBob looked away for a second.
* SpongeBob: "What do we do?!"
* As he looked back, Jenkins was transforming into a zombie!
* Jenkins: "Go! Before it's too late!"
* SpongeBob: "AGH!!!"
* The scene cuts to SpongeBob running down an alleyway outside, being followed by zombies! He ran up to a big brick wall, and they cornered him.
* SpongeBob: "If only someone strong like Mr. Krabs was here."
* "LAY OFF OF HIM, YOU VARMINTS," yelled Sandy, standing on top of a building.
* She leaped off the build, and towards the mob of zombies!
* Sandy cried: "HIYA!!!"
* She slapped and punched two zombies standing on her left, and kicked to the ground three on her right.
* Sandy: "BACK!"
* A zombie jumped towards her with its mouth open, and Sandy shoved it away with her right arm!
* While Sandy was fighting against the zombies, SpongeBob grabbed a rope from her and tossed one end of it to the top of the brick wall!
* SpongeBob: "Let's go!"
* They climbed the rope to get away from the zombies. The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Sandy running in the night sky, leaping on building tops.
* SpongeBob: "So, what now?"
* Sandy: "I found out where all those flesh eaters are coming from. We can head there tomorrow in the morning. But for now, let's go to your house to rest. My Treedome has been invaded by them."
* [Bubble effect.]
* SpongeBob and Sandy stood in front of SpongeBob's pineapple house. The door was slightly open. SpongeBob pushed it, as it loudly creaked.
* SpongeBob: "Gary?"
* The lights were all off, and they stepped into the living room.
* "Hm," said SpongeBob, looking around.
* Sandy: "Don't worry, SpongeBob. We'll find him some day."
* SpongeBob: "You're right. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and get ready for bed."
* Sandy: "Alright."
* SpongeBob walked into the bathroom, turning the light on, shining a bit of brightness in the dark house. Sandy bent down on the floor in the kitchen, and opened a first aid kit.
* SpongeBob said, while brushing his teeth in the bathroom: "That was a close call earlier. Good thing none of those zombies bit us."
* Sandy: "Yeah."
* Sandy put a bandaid over a bite mark on her right arm.
* Sandy: "Good thing."
* She grinned.
* To be continued…