Anti-Racism Ambassadors

## Anti-Racist Ambassadors

These Bovines bear no resemblance to black people.

### Relatives

Pepe Julian Kuuhn (Cousin), Koht Tuhn-Picka Kuuhn (daughter), Jessica Fletcher (Son in law)

## Biographical information

### Date of death

The local Butcher believes this will be around 2030

## Appearances

### Debut

The Greatest Lie Ever Sold by Candace Owens

Mr. Neegh Gher Kuuhn and his wife, Mrs. Niigh Groh Kuuhn are a pair of activists who oppose all racism, though it would be more accurate to say that Mr. Kuuhn is the activist whilst his wife just supports him from behind the scenes and manages both his finances and social media account.

Mr. Kuuhn is a virtuous man with a flawless record. He diligently devotes himself to his activism out of a pure-hearted, earnest desire to make the world a better and more equitable place for all. He is widely repsected and beloved and is often asked to speak at events and seminars due to how much of a role model he is. Many people regard Mr Kuuhn as a paragon of honesty and integrity who can do no wrong.

## Controversies and Scandals

-Following the death of noble hero, George Floyd, Mr. Kuuhn was speaking to his agent on the phone about the feasability of using the incident to bring in some more donations, given that BLM had been struggling to stay in the public eye prior to this. During the conversation, he declared boldly "One might look at what happened to Mr. Floyd and sense fentanyl, I however, sense a tremendous opportunity to fill my wallet." Shortly after, this phone call was leaked to the public by a mole in the organisation who was wiretapping his calls.

-On August 32nd, 2022, Mr. kuuhn was invited to speak at the White House Correspondence dinner. Before heading out onto the stage, he was talking to his wife about his financial gains during that fiscal year, however he accidentally left his microphone on. As a result of this, all in attendance heard the following come from his mouth: "My love, let me tell you this for free. If society was just 10% more racist, we could make 10% more money from donations. That would fund the completion of my 4th condominium building, which I would use to house all the people that will be displaced when I erect a giant statue of my face in the middle of New york City. This statue will act as a memorial for my uncle's upcoming murder, which I will spin as being the fault of the institutionalised racism of the police."

A few weeks later, his uncle was indeed murdered, though he denied any involvement.

- On March 21st, 2023, he was doing a interview with the Daily Reggin. During this interview, he was allegedly high on Cannabis, leading him to make bizarre statements, The best of these came after he was asked about his future plans in the field of activism, to which he responded "You know, if my wife would just put on a few more pounds I bet I could catch some white guy calling her a fat cow, then I could tap into the lucrative business of fat-acceptance activism alongside my current work with BLM."

-On September 1st, 1997, he was ambushed at a restaurant after a speech at the National Vegan Society, where he was found to be tucking into a roast beef meal. Upon being questioned about this, he simply remarked "What can I say? Beef was made to be consumed. I see no moral issues with such an opinion, none whatsoever."

## Default Vehicle

The anti-racist ambassadors drive around in their expensive Porsche. They did not buy this car using donation money that was meant to go towards building schools in Africa, that is just a lie spread by FOX news

## Special talents

The Anti-Racism ambassadors have a wide array of talents, similar to Chad Rex.

Their talents consist of:

Spinning Narratives: It doesn't matter how justified the police were in shooting that criminal, you can guarantee that Mr. and Mrs. Kuuhn will have the kids looting their local Walmart the next day whilst screaming "Defund the Police."

Public Speaking: For a small fee, Mr. Kuuhn will speak at any event... Just don't expect him to stick around for a Q&A afterwards.