Sci-Fi Dogs: Phase 2 Episode 6

##### CHAPTER 1

-the crew are inside of the oceangate submarine for 4 days whilst travelling to the anime girl's asteroid base

-to pass the time, they play a variety of games such as eye spy and word association. within hours, they are driven to madness by leon's idle humming.

-it has only been a few hours before argument spurs as the crew begins to lament on the end of the previous session.

-this causes bernard to go to hit leon, however, leon grabs his arm. howel goes to pull leon away from grabbing bernard but ends up being shoved back by leon as the pair tussle.

-the two cease their combat as the unease is thick in the air. they stay silent for a few minutes before the anime girls chime in over bernard's radio. they let the dogs know that there are rations available to keep them alive for the next few days in the welded shut compartment on the back of the ship.

-bernard prys himself from leon and begins to work on breaking the weld of the back compartment door.

-when the door opens they are surprised to find a variety of items including canned goods and taylor's jacket. also in the compartment were a few of bernard's inventions from his workshop. finally there was piece of coal from leon's fireplace and a scapel with the words 'cut yourself' on it.

-the crew are confused with how the items managed to be smuggled amongst their rations however they are pleased none the less.

-taylor is perplexed by the scalpel and howel goes to inspect it, taking it from taylor's hand. ultimately he studies it but nothing comes of the weird item.

-the crew eat some rations and play games, talking amongst themselves and sleeping before they arrive at the asteroid.

##### CHAPTER 2

-when the crew arrive at the asteroid they are greeted by an entourage of australian accented robots.

-the australian accented robots implore them to come inside the asteroid settlement. they also give the exposition that this was the old indian resistance base (featured in the scifi mercs campaign) but had long been abandoned.

-the crew are invited inside of the base and are shown a large hotel-like room with several beds, one for each of the dogs, including the deceased st n1k. the room uncharacteristically includes a pool with a single mattress floating in the water.

-the australian robots tell the dogs to get some rest but they say that they are free to roam the base if they do not desire to sleep. their rooms will always be accessible to them whilst they are under their care.

-the dogs vaguely thank the robots before the robots put nick's corpse in one of the beds in the room and depart.

-howel invites bernard to come on a walk with him around the facility to stretch their legs. they are further followed by taylor and leon who do not feel like sleeping.

-whilst they walk around the facility they find that the entire place is manned by machines. there are a variety of robots doing a plethora of different activities and work.

-howel mentions that he finds the machines unsettling and bernard agrees before they continue with their sweep of the facility.

-as they are turning the halls of the facility they see a large door armed by two large robot guards who have guns.

-bernard remarks that it 'must be the toilet' which howel responds with 'thank god, i really needed the toilet right about now' the two of them laced with sarcasm.

-the robots manning the door respond logically and with confusion. 'somebody doesn't understand sarcasm' -bernard

-the robots tell the dogs that the only toilets available in the facility would be the swimming pool in their hotel room.

-silly poopy joke. poop pool joke. poopy joke. funny

-after this the crew finishes their walk of the facility and returns to the hotel room. they all agree to get a good night's sleep. they rejoice to be in actual beds for the first time in a few days instead of a 'sardine can'.

##### CHAPTER 3

-the next morning the crew awaken to be met with the same australian robots that they met the day before.

-barely awakening, bernard and howel hit the robots with snarky comments that go over their head.

-the australian robots announce that they are demanded to have a presence with the anime girl sisters.

-the australian robots escort the dogs, once they have awoken to the assembly hall.

-as the dogs enter the assembly hall they are met with crowds of a vast variety of robots.

-a robot called stinkmeter has a massive png of a nose on his face and he starts exclaiming with weird noises that the dogs cannot understand. (this is because they smell. they haven't showered in days) but it doesn't seem the rest of the robots have any particular reaction to the dogs' arrival.

-the australian robots seem to carry nick into the room and they bring him to the stage to give to the anime girls.

-the anime girls stand on stage and pull back a curtain revealing the mixer.

-they pull out a tray and place nick's body on it.

-they place a variety of ingredients similar to the ones that crafted isic's body last episode into the blender.

-they announce that they must talk to taylor and howel before separating from each other's sides and taking the pair off to different locations.

##### CHAPTER 3.5.1 TAYLOR

-for taylor, the anime girl asks him for a sample of karl bundy's blood.

-taylor reluctantly agrees to giving half of his sample to the anime girl before they part.

-taylor returns to the assembly hall with the rest of the dogs.

-the anime girl place horrific karl bundy meat clone into the mixer machine.

-taylor: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

##### CHAPTER 3.5.2 HOWEL

-howel is taken by one of the anime girl sisters to a different room which opens into a sauna.

-she asks howel to take off his clothes and he is blasted by a disinfectant spray before he is invited into the sauna.

-she plops down on a bench in the sauna room and taps the bench next to her, imploring howel to sit down.

-howel uncomfortably sits down next to her and they begin to talk.

-she asks howel if there is anything that he wants. anything that she can give him. she also starts small-talk with him, asking how life has been lately.

-howel laments but ultimately there is nothing more that he wants. for a split second to share his life with her, instead of speaking, he connects psychically using mindwalker.

-once they separate from each other she seems distraught. she gives up her advances before the ceiling opens up and the room's water starts to fill with a green sludge-slime.

-howel looks confused before the anime girl shoves him face-first into the slime.

-the slime seems to become a bottomless pit before him, deep, so deep that he cannot make out the bottom and can't make out the true depths of the slime.

-his body turns up so he's facing upwards and then his body begins to dissolve. "we can give you something no-one else can."

-crystals begin to drop into the slime and this is when howel fully dissolves. his body is no more.

-howel then ethereally ascends rising through the solid foundations of the building into the sky and furthermore into the place that he had been before where he met the entity.

-once again, he meets the entity. this time the entity has a different appearance, a different outline. the outline seemed to consist of a cape and a weird protrusion out of the side of its face. he entity speaks harsh and bitterly but is entertained by howel yet again.

-"destroy the machine. youre a boy kisser, aren't you? go kiss boys. silly boy kisser. you love boys. go."

-after this howel questions him on who he is. he responds by leaning forward and materialising a gasmask just like howel's. he says "i am not too dissimilar from you" before shooting howel back down into the slime pool.

-howel's body begins to rematerialize in the pool, forming his flesh and his bones yet again. he rises to the surface of the slime, naked again.

-when he arises, the anime girl is there waiting for him. nearby an outfit materialises and she begins to dress him. she doesn't explain much more before sending howel on his way.

-howel reunites with the group in the assembly hall for the final steps in the mixer.

##### CHAPTER 4

-when howel returns the dogs are confused at howel's new attire. "what are you wearing? i like the owl motif." -taylor

-they have little time to explain as finally st nik's body is torn apart and the brain in his chest cavity is removed. his remains and brain are put into the mixer before the machine turns on and begins to mix nik's new body.

-the anime girls explain that it will take 30 minutes before nick's new body is complete.

-the dogs play eye spy my little eye it goes something like "meat" "blood" "blood" before the mixing is complete.

-when the mixing is complete, st n1k materialises, looking not too dissimilar to how he did before.

STNIK MINDWALK SHENANIGANS

TWICE

I DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHEN THIS FITS IN ITS SHORTLY BEFORE WE DO THE SAME WITH BERNARD

-the anime girls start to explain their plans to the crew, and the newly awakened nick.

-they announce that they are happy to get bernard's family to safety.

-long story short they whip up a plan with bernard to hack a teleporter inside of isictopia. the one issue is that they have no way to contact bernard's family to get them to go to the teleporter.

-howel says he can mindwalk bernard to make a psychic link with his family. bernard reluctantly agrees and howel goes in his head. howel is surprised to find that bernard has a fully formed mindscape. he was only expecting to walk bernard's memories.

-inside of the mindscape there is a 90s esque house and bernard stands in the garden, grilling. howel begins to make his way towards bernard before bernard stops him and exclaims "hey, do you want a burger? Wait- you're Wisteria's friend, aren't you?" howel is taken aback but he realises that bernard is unable to interact with him in a meaningful way in the mindscape.

OTHERS INTERACT WITH BERNARD

-howel proceeds to go back inside of the house to scour for picture frames containing memories, images of bernard's real family.

-bernard keeps saying that he's waiting for his kids to get home from practice.

-whilst howel looks for a picture, a large wolfenstein carrier vehicle pulls up outside and out comes a large knight with a propeller hat. "you are not my son" - bernard

-howel quickly finds an image and reunites with the team, pulling them back out into reality.

-howel makes the psychic link with bernard's family and tells them the plan.

-bernard's family are saved by the anime girl sisters.

##### CHAPTER 5

-anime girl sisters believe that if we go to kaiser and destroy the tower it will prevent isic's plan from coming into fruition.

-we follow as the anime girl sisters say. they load us into a pod and shoot us half way across the galaxy.

-when arrive at kaiser clambering out of our pod. when we arrive we are found with a mostly ghostly empty city overrun by wolfenstein soldiers and isic's super soldiers.

-after some combat we make our way through the city.

-when we get closer to the tower isic reveals himself. he doesnt know why we are here because the tower keeps the klang at bay. he is helping humanity. we ask him why he is genociding everybody and he says that there will always be war and suffering as long as there are humans around.

-some more fighting then happens until the tower collapses when seban shoots forward and lands on top of it causing it to crumble.

-"heyyyyyyy howel" (german accent) seban beckons howel from on top of the rubble.

-howel snaps up to look at seban, unsure of who to make it out to be, until he realises it is seban.

-leon yells at seban asking why he destroyed the tower.

-"it must be destroyed." he responds courtly

-after a little argument with no response from seban, howel perks up with "he's right."

-before he knows whats happening, seban launches howel into the air with him and flies him across the ghost city. he then proceeds to level a large arena and plumet howel into it.

-howel crashes to the ground and clambers up to face seban.

-seban announces that they must fight and offers no further explanation. he starts to dance on the spot and summons a drone. "There's no-one to see this apart from me, you, and this drone."

-reluctantly howel attempts to summon blend unsuccessfully. the world around them begins to warp like a mirage and the ground crackles but nothing happens.

-"you've got to do better than that" "i'm trying"

-massive portals open up above them on seban's turn however he shows some signs of attempting to resist something

-howel shoots lance at seban which seban deflects into the portal causing it to shrink slightly

-after this teeth-like structures begin to shoot out of the portal across kaiser

-AT THIS POINT SEBAN CHOOSES TO FLY INSIDE OF THE PORTAL. HE ALSO THROW HOWEL, NICK, AND ISIC INSIDE AS WELL.

- WHEN THE YASRE INSIDE OF THE PORTAL NICK KILLS ISIC. HOWEL AND SEBAN OBSERVE THE HORROR (KLANG FLEET)

-seban winces as he tries to resist again, he flies over to howel and forces howel's hand to touch his head

-when his hand touches seban's head, he immediately takes the chance to initiate mindwalker

-when howel goes inside of seban's head he sees the meat snake which looks schnimples at the end of a bridge. on the other side there was seban listening to le fishe music and eating a burger with a knfie and fork.

-seban is like "you might want to do something about that but IDk :D" and continues to eat his burger

-howel is shocked by the horror. he know knows that seban is infested. the schnimples-like meat snake begins to rush towards him and thats when he chooses to break mindwalker.

-seban throws howel back through the portal. and they go crashing into the ground.

-howel is fruitlessly attempts blend. he finally succeeds and the world warps like a mirage until the ground around them contorts into trenches and is quickly filled by millions of identical howel clones.

-it isn't just kaiser that is contorted into howel's trenches but every wolfenstein planet. the howels become the reason that anyone survived at all.