Bob Story: Book 1

The First Page

***Bob Story: Book 1*** is the second issue of the *Bob Story Saga* made by Coolium and Cheeseball123. It was a 26-page, multi-character story.

The idea of such a story was created by Coolium, who pushed for another *Angels and Devils* game to provide entertainment within another math lesson, with Cheeseball123. Coolium was the *Devil* and Cheeseball123 was the *Angel*, again*.* Over time, however Coolium and Cheeseball123 would diverge away from the *Angels and Devils* game and fill the comic with lore.

## Staff

* **Writer(s):** Coolium and Cheesball123
* **Artist (s):** Coolium and Cheeseball123

## Synopsis

Bob Bobby V, great-great-grandson of Bob Bobby I, owns a lottery ticket, but it is stolen by Barry Tille. Bob calls the police, who apprehend Barry. Barry escapes capture and kills Officer Long-Arms, backup arrives and inadvertently kills Barry. Barry is resurrected and goes Super Saiyan, killing all the police in the area. Bob, infuriated, also goes Super Saiyan and fights Barry. The fight is ended when Coolium appears and uses his repulsion (named "Cringe Binge"). The police (off-panel) apprehend Bob and Barry and deport them to Brazil. Bob and Barry (on-panel) escape the ship taking them to Brazil (S.S. Deported) and get stuck in the Amazon Rainforest. They are attacked by the rainforest animals, but are saved by Sebastian Hille's Goons, after Sebastian Hille orders them to tranquilize the attacking animals. Bob and Barry meet Writer 2, who is disguised as Emilio Bille and claims to be searching for Bob Bobby I. Bob and Barry question him as Bob Bobby I is deceased. Writer 2 proceeds to refuse to elaborate and retreats into the forest at the sight of Sebastian. Bob and Barry meet Sebastian, who claims to be the "Greatest Animal Collector". He gives the duo food, water, housing objects and clothes. Sebastian also states that he can find Bob Bobby I, this attracts the attention of Writer 2, who promptly joins the three. Sebastian claims that Bob Bobby I could be inside the Coolium Temple and recommends taking his helicopter to reach it. Bob, Barry and Writer 2 accept this request. While on the helicopter, the four quickly gain a rapport of each other. Sebastian explains that he was born in an abusive family on June 7, 1964 and was quickly put up for adoption. Two married, Australian tourists found him and adopted him, taking Sebastian back to Australia with them. In Australia, he gained a fascination for animals and is currently collecting them for his private menagerie. Barry explains that he was born on a farm and that, one night, he was abducted by a UFO, and the alien kidnappers took him in as their own.

Sebastian's helicopter arrives at the Coolium Temple and the four break down the door. Bob inadvertently activates a tripwire, causing the floor to give way, and trap them in a deathtrap. Several bombs are planted inside the deathtrap to detonate after 4 minutes and 20 seconds. After initial panic, Writer 2 finds out the bombs are fake and will not detonate at all. Bob, however, inadvertently activates a ***real*** boulder trap and the four run desperately for their lives. Luckily, the boulder derails from its original path because of a pile of quarks on the floor and falls into a so-called "bottomless" pit. Coolium and Cheeseball123 appear in front of the four to mock them, but Cheeseball123 is quickly deleted by Writer 2's Monika powers, this causes Barry and Writer 2 to get into an argument. Bob falls into the "bottomless" pit. Sebastian follows suit, taking Barry with him. Writer 2 jumps in as well, after being left alone at the top of the pit. After landing, they meet Henrietta Gonzella, an Asian woman with healing powers, she explains that she heals *all* pained, living things and that she also fell down the "bottomless" pit. All five climb up some stairs that they found and end up on the other side of the "bottomless" pit. Henrietta leads them to a puzzle door that will open if the puzzle on it is solved. Bob, Barry and Writer 2, too lazy to solve the puzzle, destroy the door and reach The Shrine of Coolium, a red pentagram carved into the stone floor. The five then inadvertently summon Coolium, who then fights them.

Writer 2 and Barry retreat from the scene, while Sebastian, Henrietta and Bob fight Coolium. Coolium then teleports all three, Writer 2 and Barry to [Arroyo] City, Texas, USA, where Barry stashed some powerups from various different videogames. Writer 2 explains the existence of a secret item that he gives to Coolium every week. The five find a poster advertising three superheroes (Loading, The Swastik and Extra Exstar) and hire them. It is revealed that Writer 1 and 2 are gods of the Bob Story world and Bob Bobby V is a demigod. The three superheroes arrive and so do Coolium. Coolium reveals a new villain, Vicious Violent, a multi-coloured man with a heavy Scottish accent and the ability to steal powers, and summons Cheeseball123. Writer 2 fails to delete Cheeseball123, due to Vicious Violent stealing his Monika powers. Due to Cheeseball123's existence, Writer 2 tells the main characters that is an OC is used without consent, *all* volcanoes will erupt, whether extinct or alive, an eternal night will cover the land and a virus will spread around the world, making people go insane, the world will become a bloodbath until there is one survivor left, then Coolium and Cheeseball123 will decide the last survivor's fate. A fight ensues between the main characters and Coolium's Army. Meanwhile, in El Paso, Texas, USA, the CCC (Centre of Chaos Containment) detect a chaos rating of 8/10 coming from [Arroyo] City, Texas, USA. In response to this, the CCC summon Writer 1 to intervene or, even better, end the conflict. Writer 1 chooses the latter and makes Vicious Violent give Writer 2 his Monika powers back. Writer 2 subsequently deletes Cheeseball123 and Coolium retreats by teleporting to "Ur Mom's Bedroom".

In an act of non sequitur, aliens suddenly invade Earth. Vicious Violent, Writer 2 and the three superheroes retreat while the rest of the characters are left to fight the aliens on their own. Barry finds out his parents are part of the Alien Army and questions whether he should join his parents or stick with his friends. Due to his indecision, Barry enters the "Indecisive Room", where Pengo, a racist, sexist, homophobic xenophobe, also stays. After Barry makes his decision, he and Sebastian Hille get abducted by the Aliens. While in Alien Prison, Barry and Sebastian meet Oliver Tille, Barry's alien brother and Sebastian's hunting partner. Oliver explains that Sebastian used to be friends before Sebastian had betrayed him and put him in captivity. Sebastian denies this explaining it was all the Alien King's idea, stating that the Alien King framed him for Oliver's capture to make humanity look bad on September 22, 1997. Oliver believes this because he is "way too trusting". Meanwhile, Bob Bobby V goes Super Saiyan and carries Henrietta Gonzella towards the Alien mothership. Barry and Oliver search for the Cooligem, the gemstone that powers the **ENTIRE** alien mothership, while Sebastian tries to find a way back down to Earth. In his attempts, he is trapped by the Alien King, who says that the room will implode in 5 minutes, which would kill Sebastian. Alien King also throws a tied up Barry and Oliver into the room, saying that their parents wouldn't mind if he blew them up. Sebastian frees them and short-circuits the electric slider door. Sebastian suggests that jumping out the room is the only way to save them, however, Barry and Oliver claim jumping off from this height would be suicide. Sebastian ignores them and jumps out the room, taking Barry and Oliver with him. Bob Bobby V catches the falling trio and saves them from falling to their deaths. Bob, Barry, Sebastian, Henrietta and Oliver are then all kidnapped by the Alien Princess, Rebecca, who convinces them to help defeat Alien King. Sebastian falls in love with Rebecca as she explains the plan to defeat the Alien King. Rebecca distracts her father, the Alien King, while, Oliver distracts his parents, *WHILE* Barry steals the security password to disable the security cameras. However, the password was a fake! Alien King descends upon Barry with a mech suit. Alien King also presents a brainwashed Rebecca, Oliver and Henrietta. Alien King then attempts to brainwash Barry, but is unsuccessful due to Sebastian and Writer 2 cutting the brainwashing wire. After a fight between the characters, Oliver Tille is freed from brainwashing and the Alien King drop Bob, Barry, Sebastian, Writer 2 and Oliver into the Atlantic Ocean.

The five men are kidnapped by Captain Half-Dead and his crew and Half-Dead forces them to walk the plank for telling him that his pirate name doesn't sound intimidating. Writer 2 them states that pirates existed in the 1750s and the current year was 2019, making Captain Half-Dead's existence impossible. After this proclamation, reality breaks, but in fact, it is a simulation the Alien King has trapped them in, in order to brainwash them all. Alien King, infuriates, threatens to make a murder mystery simulation, but Writer 1 stops him before he can do anything and frees Rebecca and Henrietta from his control.

A mailman arrives and meets the eight protagonists, before giving them an invitation from Writer 3, inviting all eight to a ball at Lennyroyal Mansion. Coolium teleports the eight there and reunite with past characters. Writer 3 appears and introduces himself. Suddenly, the lights go out and turn back on after the sound of slashing and screaming. Captain Half-Dead is found to be fully dead and Writer 3 suggest that they should split up to search for clues. Writer 1, 2 and 3 go into the basement after Writer 3 wants to show them something only Writers can see, it turns out it was a trap set up by Writer 3 and 4 to assassinate Writer 1 and 2 and assume control of Bob Story. Writer 1 and 2 are both shot by Writer 4 and Sebastian takes notes of hearing gunshots. Oliver, Rebecca, Vicious Violent, The Swastik and Barry are all trapped, in that order, and it is revealed that Captain Half-Dead was just asleep and not actually dead. Henrietta, Sebastian, Loading, Extra Exstar and Captain Half-Dead then search for clues and inadvertently stumble upon the *Whale Games* arena, where Oliver, Rebecca, Vicious Violent, The Swastik and Barry are being pitted against Henrietta, Sebastian, Loading, Extra Exstar and Captain Half-Dead in a game of dodgeball. Meanwhile, Bob Bobby V finds the secret basement room and an injured Writer 1 and 2. All three immediately try to find Writer 3 and stop him from killing anyone in his *Squid Game*-inspired *Whale Games*. At the *Whale Games* dodgeball arena, the rules are explained:

1. You are not allowed to stop playing.
2. If you refuse to play, you will die.
3. If the majority of players vote to end the game, Writer 3 won't care and the games will continue

Writer 3 uses these games as a way of killing off characters because "there are way too many". Before the games begin, however, Bob, Writer 1 and 2 all attack Writer 3, severely injuring him. As the Writers celebrate claiming the fight against Writer 3 was easy, Writer 3 calls out to his "master", who promptly attacks all the characters before ending the simulation.

Alien King, disguised as Writer 4, imprisons all the characters, except his daughter, Rebecca, in his ***death laser***. Alien King tells Rebecca that, if she joins his side, he will release Rebecca's friends and not blow up Earth with his ***death laser***. Rebecca denies this request and attacks her father, injuring him. Alien King then counter-attacks his daughter, severely injuring her, and threatens to kill all of Rebecca's friends and everything she loves. Rebecca, to injured to fight, calls out to Sebastian, who swears to make Alien King pay. Sebastian forcefully snaps the prison bars in half and attacks Alien King. Alien King mocks him, thinking a mere human cannot defeat a great warrior king. Sebastian then undermines Alien King's expectations and brutally beats him. ...

#### Characters:

* Main 6
	+ Bob Bobby V
	+ Barry Tille
	+ Sebastian Hille
	+ Writer 2
	+ Henrietta Gonzella
	+ Writer 1

* Officer Long-Arms
* Coolium's Army
	+ Coolium
	+ Cheeseball123
	+ Vicious Violent
* People Sebastian Hille Knows
	+ Sebastian’s Goons
	+ Sebastian’s Biological, American Parents
	+ Sebastian’s Cameraman
* Writer 4
* Superheroes
	+ Loading
	+ The Swastik
	+ Extra Exstar
* CCC (Centre of Chaos Containment) Members
	+ Sergeant
	+ The Boss

#### Continuity

* Bob Bobby V being Bob Bobby I's great-great-grandson

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