Goodbye to a World/Transcript

Brainy: That was literally my entire gimmick at the beginning of the series, but okay.

Blender: Stupid sore loser, i can’t wait to see you get eliminated.

Good: Oh oh oh, yeah, speaking of it, it's it’s um, yeah.

\*emiT noitanimilE song plays\*

Good: It's time for one of you to...

Good: ***...not be here anymore.***

Good: We got 820 votes which is the most ever!

Planky (crying): Yeah! I can't believe I got eliminated!

Good: Planky, SHUT UP, you didn't get eliminated shut up, you're not, you're not eliminated, shut up, you got 38 votes and Brainy got 21 \*insert type of sound\*.

Good: So Pebble and Blender are left \*insert more type of sound\*.

Bad: Pebble is eliminated!

Good: BAD! Pebble isn't eliminated, You, you got it wrong, Blender is eliminated! you grr, wrong, you stupid, STUPID, stupid little boy!, stupid, little boy you think you're funny? you think you're funny? you think you're funny when you do this? you think...., get out! (repeats the same thing over and over).

Blender: Hey, hey, pay attention, alright \*stlacks lip\* so i'm...

Good: With a very very high record of 597 votes, yes, you are eliminated Blender, that's more than the total ammount of votes that we got last episode and there was an rejoin and there's like spe.

Good gets everyone out of his body

Fidget Spinner: I'm the man behind the slaughter.

Narrator: That meme was funny by the time it was written in the script, but by the time the episode comes out it's not going to be funny anymore, it's pretty neat how much memes can accomplish during their short life

Fidget Spinner's purple guy face: It is nice.

Blender: Why are they here?

Good: You and them get to watch everything that's happening in person!

Blender: Why?

Good: It's the finale.

Planky, Muggy and Brainy: What??

Planky: What? No way!

Good: Yeah, yeah you guys are the four finalists of Object Cringe.

Pebble (whispering): Wait but we should have three finalists not four finalists.

Good: Hey hey! you're arguing with me? You wanna argue with me, why don't you join the eliminated contestants?

Pebble (whispering): What?!

Good: You heard me go join the eliminated contestants, go.

Good: Okay, so, Brainy and Planky and Muggy you guys are three finalists of Object Cringe

Flaggy: Hey, Good, can we do our thing now?

Good: Go right ahead.

Flaggy: Alright! Come on, eliminated contestants, let's all say mean things to Brainy!

\*everyone does that as well and says blaming things to Brainy\*

Brainy: Okay! You know what, I'm gonna win this, I'm gonna show all you guys how I'm gonna win this.

Brainy: Good, what's the first contest?

Good: Wouldn't you like to know, rejoiner? You're not gonna win Brainy you're a rejoiner, rejoiners never win Brainy, stupid.

Chocolate Bar: Wow good way, actually spoilers he wins.

Good: It doesn't sound like it matters and everybody already know he wasn't gonna win, he's a rejoiner, Chocolate Bar stupid alright...

Good: ...anyways

Muggy: What's the last...

Good: What's the last contest, okay, the last contest, is to do all of the previous contests again and whoever wins the most contests wins the show

Good: Episode 1: Create the best team name!

Muggy (in his old voice and a reclycled line of him): Team BWAAAAAAA!

Planky: Planky!

Brainy: The Schrodinger!

Good: No, okay, Muggy wins this one, Muggy wins this round okay okay next contest...

Good: ...Episode 2: Kill everyone the last man standing wins

Brainy shatters Muggy with a hammer

Brainy: But I don't want to hurt Planky!

Planky: Don't worry Brainy, I got you covered!

Planky smashes Brainy with a hammer

Good: Episode 3: Build a recovery center

Fidget Spinner as Brainy: I know how to do that!

Brainy makes a recovery center

Brainy: I did it!

Good: Hmmmph, Episode 4: No contest— Episode 5: Escape the Big Cheese.

Brainy gets his way out of the Big Cheese quickly

Good: Episode 6: get Muggy and Flaggy from Space!

Brainy or Planky gets them from space

Good: What's 2 + 2?

Brainy: Four!

Good: Jump the farthest!

Brainy wins the round.

Good: Find Pebble!

One of the finalist: There

Good: Put me back together!!

Brainy rips Good in 5 pieces for a split second and then puts him back together

Good: Brainy just won Object Cringe!

(Everyone Gasps)

Planky: Hey! Good job, Brainy!

Good: No, NO! you're, you're, YOU ARE A REJOINER! HE'S A REJOINER!

Bad: It's okay Good!

Good: It's not okay! this means the rule, of rejoiners never winning, IS A LIE!

Tomato: Wow Brainy wouldn't it go you made Good upset by winning also you cheated!

Brainy: How did i cheat?

Tomato: Apologize NOW!

Brainy: But I-

Bushy: *You disgust me...*

Brainy: Okay I'm sorry, okay? Just let someone else win.

Burito: I can tell that apology isn't coming from the heart, it's probably being manufactured in your brain, with the rest of the devilish, foolish and misogynist thoughts of a man.

Brainy: What does any of this have to do with my gender?

Frisbee: We hate you, Brainy, you're a sore loser.

Brainy: Uh, eh... ARRRRGH!!! THAT'S ALL I HEAR, SORE LOSER, SORE LOSER, SORE LOSER THAT'S ALL I'VE BEEN HEARING FOR YEARS! DO YOU KNOW WHY, YOU HATE ME? I KNOW MOST OF YOU DON'T, I GOT A QUESTION WRONG, AND I WAS FINALLY UPSET ABOUT IT, THAT'S ALL, THAT'S IT, THAT LITTLE THING, IS MUCH SPREADING SO MUCH HATRED... ARRRGH!

Blueberry: Wow what a sor...

1 day later:

Muggy: Wow I'm so glad that we are all sharing that the winner of object cringe, i'm so glad that we are all decided to win object cringe together.

(Brainy returns)

Burito: Oh, look, Smelly Mcpoo Poo Pants is back in the scene. (Pipe does a extremely weird pose) You better be tastyer or we'll be spitting you out in a little bit, little nassy little baby looking boy.

(Brainy aims for his laser gun)

Burito: Wooaah! Brainy, come on, man, you know we were just joking, right?

Brainy: No we’re not!

Burrito: Wait, we were not doing this ironically?

(Brainy transforms Burrito into inanimate object and screams are heard)

Flaggy: Oh my god! he just turned Burrito into inanimate burrito!

Forky: What's the big deal can't you recover her?

Flaggy: No, she's stuck like that! She can't be brought back!

Forky: \*lip stlack\* Daaang

Bad: Good, what are we gonna do?! Brainy's turning everyone into inanimate objects, this is insane!!

MePhone4: This is Inanimate Insanity!

Good: I gotta protect us, Bad.

Good: Goodbye, I am Good!

Bad: Goodbye, I am Bad- Wait, NO-

(Good and Bad both die)

???: *My time in this timeline has come to an end, My rest in the realm of souls until it is time for me to be reborn again.*

(Brainy still turns everyone into inanimate objects along with Planky)

Brainy: Oh, wait, you- I can't do this to you, Planky...

(Brainy gets Planky back to his original form)

Planky: AH! \*breathes\* BRAINY! Why'd you do that?! that's our friends!

Brainy: Your friends, if they even are...

Planky: Brainy this is bad!

Brainy: Sorry, Planky... (falls to the ground) They deserved it...

(Planky gets an rock to put on Planky himself)

(Now it cuts to Planky with his rock and Note)

Planky: Note? Why are you not inanimate?

Note: I'm not really an object so it didn't work on me

Planky: Why is your voice normal?

Note: Idk i think when he shot me i just reset my voice or maybe it's just an continuity error

Planky: Okay, well it's there a way that we can make everybody be alive again?

Note: I'm thinking, maybe with Life Juice?

Planky: What is that..., what is that, what is the thing you said what is that mean, what is, what is it mean? what is the thing you said mean?

Note: Basically if you inject an object with life juice it becomes alive

Planky: Oh okay, where do we get it?

Note: We just gotta suck the life out of someone \*grabs the life juice shot\*

Planky: \*woody screams even though there's no audio of woody screaming\*

Note: Hey don't worry this won't hurt after you lose your concept of pain

Planky \*even more woody screams\*

(Note tries to put the shot on Planky but he's defending himself)

Planky: No i'm here to help you!

Note: Okay okay well listen, i don't really want your help considering that you're on *his* side

Planky: No i don't like what he's doing!

Note: Give me one reason to trust you

Planky: Since he's my friend i can make him undo it

Note: Well i guess if i can explain your friendship

(Note gets Mephone4's life juice)

Mephone4: This, is Inanimate, Insanhgsdvf ***In, sa, ni, ty.....,*** nh \*becomes inanimate\*

Note: Well we got what we need

(Note put the life juice in the sprayer)

Planky: Why'd you carry a spray bottle and a syringe with you?

Note: Drugs

(Note uses the spray to bring everyone to life)

Planky: Yay everybody's back to normal!

Note: Hold on i think something's wrong

(Cursed) Pearly: Hi! \*giggles\* i'm shy!

Planky: She looks normal

Note: Well Fidget Spinner doesn't look normal

(Cursed) Fidget Spinner: Well how rude, i can't believe you would say such a thing about me

(Cursed) Table: I am table i like to help people, do you need help? I like helping!

Note: Uh Oh.

Planky: Uhh, Ohh!

(The Intro plays)

Planky: Hey Note i don't think that's our friends i think we made new people

Note: Well yeah but how are we gonna fix them?

(Cursed) Blueberry: Calm down guys we're just the same as we've always been

(Cursed) Frisbee: I'm Frisbee and why do you want to fix us?

(Cursed) Flaggy: I think we're perfect just the way that we are

(Cursed) FIdget Spinner: Well, i'll, be

(Cursed) Tomato: Hey guys isn't it such a lovely day to have a good time?

(Cursed Forky stabs Cursed Tomato)

(Cursed) Tomato: Wow! That is quite painful!

(Cursed) Bushy: Wait really? Stab me!

(Cursed Forky stabs Cursed Bushy)

(Cursed) Bushy: Hey! that *is* paintful!

(Cursed) Chocolate: \*makes weird chicken sounds\*

(Cursed) Pipe: Wow! You musn't be very smart, you don't even know how to say words

(Cursed) Muggy: Yes i'm super cool! i'm super cool and awesome!...

(Cursed Muggy gets shattered by Cursed Pebble)

(Cursed) Pebble: Hey man you can't use me as a projectile that's mean!

(Cursed) Grave: I don't care i like to kill people!

Note: I wonder what happened to Dot

(Cursed?) Dot: ***Internal, External, and Eternal Peace.***

Note: Ok, so it didn't work it just turned them into completely new people based on the same objects...

Note: ...I don't have any ideas and i'm sure you don't have any good ideas so i guess we're screwed

Planky: Well actually, Brainy turned me inanimate for a little bit but then he brought me back

Note: How?!

Planky: It was with his gun

Note: Well then we should have done that instead! Come on let's go

\*Note and Planky walk to get the gun\*

Note: What a loser

Brainy: Huh-HEY!

Brainy: Give back the gun Planky

Planky: Where- Where‘d you go?

\*Brainy tries to chase Planky while acting like a spider\*

\*Planky gets stuck in a trap\*

Planky: Hey!

Brainy: Well I guess you can’t really use it there.

Planky: Brainy you’re gonna untie me now

Planky: I Am Planky

Planky: Note where we’re you

Note: Hiding, duh

Planky: Untie Me!

\*Note gets the gun\*

Note: Planky you know I’m still mad at you, right, besides I don’t really need you anymore I have the antidote.

Planky: I love you

Note: Okay, fine lets make this quick

Blender: Hey there newcomers would you like to join my object show?

Note: No, I just finished a Object Show.

(Cursed) Blender: You won’t believe the prize

Note: I doubt it

(Cursed) Blender: It’s 1 million dollars!

Note: Thats the prize in literally every object show that isn’t named after the prize

(Cursed Blender Makes This Face While Note Says That: -.\_.-)

(Cursed) Frisbee: Jeez, sure it's boring around here!

(Cursed) Blender: Then you should join my object show!

(Cursed) Blender: Inanimate Objects, Fabulous Terror Insane Battle Infinity!

Note: You know, this show really doesn't reserve the right to make fun of object show names

(Cursed) Muggy: Jee i'd love to join that show! you should join too!

Note: Oh my god, no!

(The Cursed people then gets Note up to make her join Blender's show, but she uses Brainy's gun and throws them up and turns them back to normal)

Note: Does anyone else want me to join their object show?

Unknown Cursed person: Yeah, i think you should join \*gets turned back to normal\*

Unknown person: I think you should do whatever you like

(Forky fixes Flaggy)

Flaggy: What Happened?

Planky: So, what had happened was...

One ~~walking~~ explaning LATER!!!!!!!!!

Blender: Oooooooohh, so, what you're is, i was right and you were wrong, YEAH!

Chocolate: Honestly this just makes him flat out unlikeable

Burrito: This makes me hit him unironically now

Fidget Spinner: He's A Freaking Normieeeeeeeeee!

(TBA)