Tinky Winky

**Tinky Winky** is a member of the Teletubbies. He is 10 feet tall. He is often seen in Teletubby Land trying to train the Teletubby Land Bunnies to be his evil minions. However, he is not the most evil Teletubby. He also likes his red "handbag", an instrument of unspeakable technological terror.

Tinky Winky is a very evil creature, going as far as blowing up three dimensions just to kill an ant. He likes evil because evil is fun. Good is boring. Very boring. Very, very boring. Very, very, very boring. Very, very, very, very, *very* boring.

However, in the year 2024, Tinky Winky was caught and was then imprisoned at The Wall on a life sentence for mass murder, his cell is right next to Po’s cell. Luckily Horrortime tubby, who was also in the wall ate him alive so he respawned in Teletubby Land. In return, he rescued Horrortime Tubby from The Wall.

Tinky Winky is awesome just because he is so. He is an awesome purple thing. Do you need any other reason? YOU DO?! Well, here's a good reason to think Tinky Winky is awesome:

> I AM TINKY WINKY! DESTROYER OF WORLDS! PREPARE TO DIE!!
>
> Tinky Winky, introducing himself to Batman

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Do you need another reason to think Tinky Winky is awesome? Too bad, you don't get one. Recently, he blew up the 29th dimension because he wanted some pie. Oops, I just gave you another reason.

Some people think he's a girl because he has a purse. Tinky Winky kills them for that. Or tortures them.

## Trivia

* He is best friends with Wonky Donkey.
* He is the founder of Innersloth.
* He is also Horrortime tubby’s Teletubby government friend, who helped him escape The Wall.
* In return, he rescued Horrortime Tubby from The Wall.
* He is hated by the other Teletubbies, Donald Trump, and George W. Bush. This carried on to the new Teletubbies show, where he rebels against them and nearly downloads Vine onto the Tubby Phone.
* He hates Jerry Falwell A LOT!!
* He uses the phrase "Pinkle winkle Tinky Winky" as his magic words to blow up dimensions, similar to how Ravensays "AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS" all the time.
* He is the reason The Shupa Malleo Brodahs Shupa Show is currently off the air in North Hyrule.
* If he eats enough Tubby Custards, he'll turn into the Slendytubby.
* If he eats too much Tubby Toast, he will explode.
* If he eats Tub Custard, he will turn into Tub Custard. This is true to all the Teletubbies.
* If he eats Tub Toast, he will fall apart. But will respawn 1 hour later, if not he must be revived through cybernetic surgery.
* Tinky Winky has a literal stone heart, so that if it ever ruptures, the shrapnel will rip through his skin and be shot at enemies to severely injure them, it also can count as killing two birds with one stone, as Tinky Winky dies, a win-win!
	+ Dipsy has installed a self-destruct button on his heart, so that it can rupture on command, this injured Thumper in the Teletubbies episode Heart Explosion.
* Tinky Winky is actually a pseudonym. His real name is Tynberyus Karu Stuhldrehr.
* He can also kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
* Tinky Winky is aromantic and asexual, making him the only Teletubby of the main four who dosen't have feelings for anyone.
	+ However, he is often mistaken to be gay, as he is purple (color of gays), has a triangular rod (shape of gays) and carries a purse around, but this is simply a coincidence
* For some reason, he is considered both cool and not cool at the same time.
* Tinky Winky is An Impostor (not really).
* He loves eating Number Captains, as he is immune to the poison.
* His favourite Number Captain is Major ∞.
* His Slendytubby form is feared by Billy.
* He constructed an AI replica of himself on character.ai