Weapon Cards

**Weapon Cards** were cards exclusively found in *The Soul Rangers*. These cards were functionally similar to the Duel Cards from *The Harbingers* including the highest number winning in a duel, except rather than having 6 different sets of 6 cards for each character, these cards had 12 different sets of weapons with 3 each. Unlike the Duel cards, these cards could be picked up each time a Soul Ranger got rid of a Keystone, but Soul Rangers still had to acquire their Duelling power by getting rid of their own color Keystone and the winner of a duel gave the loser one of their own Keystones.

## Weapon list

***Note:** weapons are organised by strength, in order from weakest to strongest*

`1`

* **THE BIG STICK** When all else fails.
* **THE SMALL ROCK** Handy and easy to use.
* **THE BROKEN BOTTLE** A last resort, low-life weapon.

`2`

* **THE BIG STICK WITH SPIKES** Slightly more effective than the earlier model.
* **THE BIG ROCK** Most effective when dropped from heights or rolled down hills.
* **THE DIRTY DAGGER** Good for short, gaping wounds; the filthy blade guarantees a life-threatening infection.

`3`

* **THE BIGGEST STICK WITH THE POISONED SPIKES** Maims and kills either way - the choice of primitive Rangers in all good sewer skirmishes.
* **THE SWORD** The original and the best. Good for all manner of slicing and dicing - available in long and broad swords with engraved handles made to measure.
* **THE QUIX-FIX GLUNK GUN** Preserves and smothers the victim in four-inch thick quick-set sewage mix.

`4`

* **THE MIGRAINE MAXER** An ultimate splitting headache. This beautiful hand-crafted piece weighs ten tonnes for maximum flattening and squashing.
* **FREE SET OF STEAK KNIVES** Great for throwing, these specially balanced knives are designed to get up a good spin and hypnotise their victims.
* **THE CRUEL FIXER** Impaling pole for vertical or horizontal sticking. Can pin victims to dirt walls, floors and ceilings simultaneously.

`5`

* **FLING SHOT** Rapid fires hard boiled rotten eggs distances of 200 miles at Mach 1. Often backfires.
* **MAGGOT PLUNGER** Hypodermic syringe which injects a microscopic maggot virus into the victim to clean and scrape from the inside out.
* **THE HEAD OPENER** Simply lock on and twist off.

`6`

* **THE CAT-A-PULT** Hurls screaming feral cats on sub-orbital lobs.
* **THE SCORCHED EARTHER** Multi-purpose flame thrower utilising pressurised septic fumes.
* **THE POWER PRODDER** Close combat 'Nah-Na-Nah-Na-Nah' hot poker. Generates one billion volts.

`7`

* **THE CLOBBERER** Ten-story crusher. Victim is coaxed into ground floor and then flattened by ten tonnes of steel.
* **THE WHOOPEE PUNCHER** Hydraulic knock-out punch for use below the belt.
* **THE PEE SHOOTER** Recycles sewage in high-pressure jets of waste. Powered by nuclear reactor. Known to 'melt down'.

`8`

* **THE WEEDER** A pair of spring-loaded, razor sharp shears spanning 25 feet - for all good gardeners.
* **ACID BOMB** Nothing like a good old bag of brewed carbolic acid.
* **THE YA NINJA NOTHING-UP-MY-SLEEVE DART** The ultimate concealed weapon, fired from gas tube easily concealed in sleeve. Dart tip is dabbed with traces of a deadly virus.

`9`

* **BRAIN DRAINER** Simply fix vacumm-sealed plunger to victim's ear and then sit back and watch their IQ instantly disappear.
* **THE GRINDER** Feed victim in top end and let's do lunch.
* **THE ROLLING, CRUSHING & STOMPING DEVICE** Sure to create that level playing field. Works like any ordinary man-powered mower. Just push and squash.

`10`

* **BACKYARD ATOM BOMB** Absolutely no guarantees.
* **THE 'OUT-WITH-THE-TONGUE' TONGS** Multiple-jointed, mega-grip tweezers with the all-new snap-back and sure-shot yank-out safety device built in. No messy bits to dispose of. Grinds as it rips as it tears.
* **ATA-BOY** Portable 10,000 megaton filth, dirty device in designer carrying-case for the image conscious nuker.

`11`

* **THE HYDROGEN HAULER** 20,000 megaton mind-blower; destroys all traces of life but leaves environments intact for re-settlement.
* **GOOD RIDDANCE** Calculated to be 90% effective to leave no trace of anybody or anything.
* **GOODBYE** Backyard neutron bomb.

`12`

* **THE ULTIMATE SLATE WIPER** Set and forget. Everything.
* **YIKES** One million megaton 'Who knows what's going to happen' to the galaxy when the pin gets pulled.
* **THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE** No need to worry about anything ever again.