Scott

> "*slurpees are trash*"
> ― Scott, in literally his ONLY post on the original blog
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Scott is an intern at AJHQ that does not belong to any specific department, instead being forced to mostly just grab coffee for people (greatly distressing, why does the coffee machine seem to mutter in pain?) and do busywork. He’ll tell you he was brought to the company for something, but fuck if he remembers what it was! The usual plight of an Animal Jam employee…and he isn’t even an official one. How sad!

Scott has (unfortunately) appeared in the blogs before, and don’t you fret, he’ll show up again!

## Appearance

Scott has multiple zombie-like patches of skin across his body, ranging from normal skin to horrendously pale, with the most noticeable being a large stitch across his neck. Don’t worry, those metal stitches may look cold, sharp, and extremely painful, but...they are! Yaaaaay. :)

His dark hair, which is never not in a tangled mess, hangs over one of his eyes (no, he’s not hiding anything, his eyes are normal...probably) and usually obscures his vision. It’s fine, though! Bumping into things gives him character! You wouldn’t get it. He has faded grey eyes and a permanent scowl. If only someone could make him smile.

His main outfit consists of a torn purple jacket, equally as fucked purple button-up (which he cannot bother to properly button), dark pants and the SHITTIEST platform boots ever. Absolutely cringe boots. They make him taller, though! He’s probably like, 5’7” without them. He also has gold earrings and a golden intern badge, the badge being the only thing on his person that isn’t incredibly scuffed at any given time.

## Personality

It should be incredibly evident from his general vibe and demeanor that Scott is a dumbass with no real social life nor social skills. He’s a loser, he barely got himself through high school, and now he’s an intern for a company he doesn’t even remember ever signing up for. I’m not just insulting him, these are all things he’ll say about himself. Still, when enough pressure is forced on him, Scott can actually be decently clever and resourceful. His survival skills seem to come naturally to him, being basically his only skill. He’s still riddled with cowardice and painfully meek, but his irresolution further brings out his strengths, which he has very little of.

Still, his okay-ish deduction skill and acceptable levels of comprehension have kept him alive in AJHQ (and Locus as a whole) thus far, and he’ll stay afloat for as long as he feels like it. Bring the pain, AJHQ! Scott can handle it! That’s a lie. No he can’t. He lives, but he suffers. Tough fucking shit, Jammer!

## Relationships

### Susie

If anyone's gonna bring out Scott's sharper spikes, it's Susie. When he isn't working, he never leaves her side, and is terribly dependent on her for a multitude of things (though neither of them mind this fact). Still, he's able to get Susie to show her nicer side, even if such an event is rare. Plus, hey, she lends him money! Nobody's ever done that for Scott before! Not even his own parents! ~~And they wonder why he didn't go to college.~~

### Polydeuces

Were it not for the laws of this land (Susie liking him) Scott would've slaughtered this prick

### Frigid

You know that one guy where you see him and instantly know he has rancid, disgusting fucking vibes? That's how Scott is about Mr. Winds. He finds everything the man does utterly repulsive, and absolutely cannot stand the prospect of having to work with him. The minute he got hired, Scott knew he was in for a shitstorm. Fuck that dude.