Asherpate's cars series 4 episode 15: 1996 UAW-GM Teamwork 500

Jeff Gorvette gets his 2nd win in a row since his Miller 500 win! Jeff had a rivalry with Kyle Trackson for most of the race because Kyle wrecked Johnny Blamer and Dale Carrett in the privious race, and Jeff got mad at Kyle, so Jeff wrecked him near the end of the race.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: KYLE TRACKSON! HOW DARE YOU WRECKED JOHNNY BLAMER AND DALE CARRETT LAST RACE! I LOVE THOSE GUYS!

Kyle Trackson: Well, Jerk Gorvette! Can't beat me this race!

Jeff Gorvette: LET'S SEE ABOUT THAT!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: You're at the pole once again.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! If I see Kyle Trackson, Ron Blaster, Andrew Axler, Johnathan Melter, Rusty Wallace and Eugene Carburaski, I'll wreck them! Chick Hicks is luckly still in the Abstract Thought!

Kyle Trackson: HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME ON THE POLE!

(before the race)

Spike: Wow, Jeff! Two poles in a row!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I really like it! It's the first time I've ever sat on the pole here at Pocono and you know we've run good here in the past and I was a little bit worried because shocks are usually, really important here and as smooth as the track is, you've kind of thrown that shot combination out of it and we ddin't test here eather so I'm really happy with the car, this is one of our best cars and it's a car we won with at Dover and I hope it works on that flat tracks today.

Spike: Well, we're in the turn 3 here, you hear! Just as you go off into the front straightaway this this was a good pace to send them up past them.

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! This lead up to the long straightaway very long straightaway and you can really get on a guy and if you just take your momentum up off this corner you can really get underneath the guy and that's where you want to position yourself going into that first turn.

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And off they go for the 1996 UAW-GM Teamwork 500!

Jeff Gorvette: Come on, Ray! Let's win this!

Ned Carrett: Kyle Trackson gets a good start draftig on the pole siter, Jeff Gorvette!

Spike: And I don't want Jeff to get wrecked by that mean brown car!

Ken Squier: Kyle is a mean racer, but rivals with the meanest one, Chick Hicks! Kyle made his own team known as the Anti Chick Hicks Team in 1993. They're coming to turn 3! Kyle Trackson trying to take the lead, but Jeff Gorvette will block him!

Pinkie: But Kyle Trackson is very aggressive drafting behind him!

Kyle Trackson: HA! SCREW YOU, GORVETTE! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Uh oh! Kyle Trackson does a bump-n-run!

Ken Squier: But Jeff Gorvette will save it! Jeff dropping back as Kyle leads lap number 1!

(lap 28)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Misti Motorkrass loses a wheel!

(Misti team radio)

Misti Motorkrass: I just saw my wheel come off.

Ken Squier: And Misti takes out Ernie Swervan!

(Ernie team radio)

Ernie Swervan: Misti Motorkrass just took me out!

Ken Squier: The caution will come out!

(Claude team radio)

Claude Scruggs: Guys. A wheel is bouncing off the track. Holy (Dolphin Chirping)! It's bouncing and like OH MY GOD it's flying HIGH in the air. I so so so so so so so so so so so so so hope she is ok!

(No team radio, just racers talking to each other)

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: We see that, Cheif! Hey, Claude! Don't start crashing into Misti, ok?

Haul Inngas: I know you had a crush on her since you both started your careers in the 1980's, with you Gorvette being a rookie in 1993, but your married with Brooke!

Jeff Gorvette: I DEBUTED IN THE 1992 DINOCO 400, YOU IDIOT!

Haul Inngas: Didn't know that.

Ernie Swervan: Yeah. What's your wife gonna think about this?

(Back to the announcers)

Ken Squier: Did Haul just say that Claude had a CRUSH on Misti?

Spike: I guess?

Pinkie: OH OH OH OH OH OH, LET THE SHIPPING BEGIN FOLKS!! LET THE FRIGGIN' SHIPPING BEGIN FOLKS!!!!!!

Ned Carrett: You are just insane sometimes, you know?

Pinkie: I always am, so are you.

Ned Carrett: Oh. Yeah. I remember now.

(lap 56)

Ken Squier: It's lap 56! Rookie Ponchy Wipeout still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd and Kyle Trackson in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette still trying to take the lead! Still pushing him so they can get away from Kyle Trackson!

Spike: Yeah! Kyle is that mean brown car, and he's Anti Chick Hicks!

Pinkie: I think if Kyle Trackson passes Jeff Gorvette, Jeff would wreck him!

Spike: I agree with you, Pinkie!

Ned Carrett: Well, I agree with both of you guys!

Ken Squier: They're entering turn 3! Ponchy Wipeout and Jeff Gorvette holding Kyle Trackson! I agree with you Spike that he's the mean brown car!

Spike: I know! Right?

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 90 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Ponchy Wipeout)

Kyle Trackson: MUST CHASET THAT UGLY RAINBOW! (goes into the inside of Ponchy Wipeout)

Ponchy Wipeout: HEY, KYLE! DON'T WRECK THAT YOUNG RAINBOW WORRIOR! (makes contact with Kyle Trackson)

Pinkie: Ponchy Wipeout trying to block Kyle Trackson, but Pocnhy gets lose!

Ken Squier: But the rookie will save it! Jeff Gorvette leads lap 56!

(3 laps later)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still trying to hold Kyle Trackson from the lead!

Ned Carrett: And I don't want that mean brown car to wreck him!

Kyle Trackson: SCREW YOU, GORVETTE! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Oh no! Kyle Trackson does the bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: But Jeff Gorvette saves it and holds 2nd place as he gets a push from Crusty Rotor! Kyle leads this lap and Crusty Rotor is gonna push Jeff Gorvette so they can pass that mean brown car, Kyle Trackson!

Ned Carrett: And Kyle is that Anti Chick Hicks trying to keep the lead!

Spike: Exacly! We don't want Kyle to lead this lap! I want Jeff Gorvette to wreck him!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette looks to the inside of Kyle Trackson, but Kyle would block him as they come to turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Crusty Rotor still pushing Gorvette and they're still drafting on Kyle Trackson!

Pinkie: Yeah! He's that mean brown car!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU'RE THAT MEAN BROWN CAR! (does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run back on Kyle Trackson and takes the lead away!

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor still pushing Gorvette, as Jeff leads lap 60!

(lap 70)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette in the lead with Crusty Rotor still pushing him!

Pinkie: And if Kyle Tracks wrecks them, I'll be sad!

Spike: Yeah! He's the mean brown car!

Vinil Topee: Inside of the 24 car!

Crusty Rotor: ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Crusty Rotor goes into the inside and passes his teammate!

Ken Squier: And he has the lead! Jeff Gorvette starting to push him, as Crusty leads lap 70! It's lap 71! Crusty Rotor in the lead!

Spike: Now Jeff Gorvette is now gonna push him! Becuase he's Crusty's teammate!

Ned Carrett: I agree! Jeff Gorvette must lead this lap and Crusty will push him back!

Pinkie: I agree with both of you guys! Jeff is the fan favorite!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Crusty Rotor still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette puahing him!

Ned Carrett: And I'm glad that Kyle Trackson won't wreck him!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 76 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Crusty Rotor)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette goes by Crusty Rotor and take the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 71!

(lap 96)

Ken Squier: It's lap 96! Jeff Gorvette is in the lead with Crusty Rotor still pushing him!

Spike: Uh oh! Here comes Kyle Trackson!

Ned Carrett: And he does a bump-n-run on Rotor! He's now gonna challange Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: And Kyle doesn't want to push Jeff Gorvette! Instead, Kyle is gonna dump him!

Pinkie: Yeah we don't want that!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Kyle Trackson drafting behind the leader Jeff Gorvette as he's trying to wreck him!

Spike: This can't be, Ken!

Kyle Trackson: NOW! IT'S YOUR TURN! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Not the bump-n-run!

Spike: Come on, Jeff! Save it!

Ken Squier: And he does, but Haul Inngas passes him! Kyle Trackson leads lap 96! It's lap 97! Kyle Trackson in the lead, but Haul Inngas is gonna wreck him!

Ned Carrett: And he gets a push from Jeff Gorvette!

Spike: I know! Those 2 cars want to stop that mean brown car! Maybe Crusty Rotor would wreck him!

Ken Squier: And his rival, Chick Hicks is still in the Abstract Thought!

Pinkie; And I hope Chick's not racing anymore!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Haul Inngas trying to do the bump-n-run back, while Jeff Gorvette still pushing him!

Spike: And I hope Haul wrecks Kyle Trackson!

Haul Inngas: Hey, Mr Mean Brown Car! (does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson)

Kyle Trackson: HOW DARE!

Ned Carrett: Haul Inngas does the bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson and takes the lead!

Jeff Gorvette: (pushes Haul Inngas and passes Kyle Trackson) Seeya, sucker!

Spike: Now Jeff Gorvette pushes Haul Inngas to take 2nd away!

Ken Squier: Haul Inngas will lead lap 97!

(lap 107)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Haul Inngas is still in the lead with jeff Gorvette still pushing him!

Spike: And I hope Jeff passes Haul and leads this lap!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 79 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Great call! (passes Haul Inngas)

Pinkie: Now Jeff Gorvette passes Haul Inngas and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Haul Inngas is gonna push him as Jeff leads lap 107!

(4 laps later)

Ken Squier: It's lap 111! Jeff Gorvette still in the lead with Haul Inngas still pushing him! Rusty Wallace moving up to 3rd!

Spike: And he does a bump-n-run on Haul Inngas! And now, he's gonna challange the leader, Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: Yeah! Rusty Wallace is that mean blue car!

Ken Squier: Everybody will be disapointed if Rusty Wallace wrecks Gorvette!

Spike: And Kyle Trackson has already gone by Haul Inngas because Rusty did that bump-n-run on him!

Ken Squier: They're entering turn 3! Rusty Wallace still trying to take the lead from Jeff Gorvette!

Pinkie: And I don't want Rusty to wreck him!

Rusty Wallace: YOU WERE MY ENEMY FOR YOU'RE WHOLE CAREER! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Rusty Wallace is doing the bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: But he saves it and blocks Kyle Trackson! Rusty Wallace leads lap 111!

(lap 131)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Rusty Wallace still in the lead while Jeff Gorvette still stuck in between those mean cars!

Spike: Yeah! The blue one, and the brown one!

Jeff Gorvette: GOTYA BACK! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does a bump-n-run and takes the lead!

Kyle Trackson: I'LL SHOW THAT UGLY RAINBOW! (passes Rusty Wallace and drafts on Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: And Kyle Trackson passes Rusty Wallace for 2nd and drafts on Jeff Gorvette! Jeff would lead this lap, and Kyle Trackson is drafting behind!

Spike: I hate Kyle Trackson, and Rusty Wallace! These two are trying to wreck Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: But we're glad that Chick Hicks is not racing anymore!

Ken Squier: That's because he's locked up in the Abstract Thought and would stay there forever!

Ned Carrett: I agree!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still in the lead while Kyle Trackson still drafting behind him!

Spike: If Kyle does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette, then Jeff would probly wreck him!

Pinkie: I think so too!

Ned Carrett: And Kyle is that mean brown car!

Ken Squier: They exit turn 4! Kyle Trackson looks to the inside, but Jeff blocks him and will lead lap 132! Lap 133! Jeff Gorvette still leading with Kyle Trackson still drafting on him!

Ned Carrett: And they're getting faster and faster!

Spike: But Jeff Gorvette has a higher top speed!

Ned Carrett: Exacly!

Ken Squier: And if Kyle Trackson passes Jeff Gorvette, he'll wreck him!

Spike: I hope he wrecks that mean brown car, too!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still in the lead, but Kyle Trackson is trying to wreck him!

Pinkie: Come on, Jeff! Don't get wrecked by that mean brown car!

Kyle Trackson: HERE IT COMES AGAIN, LOSER! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Kyle does the bump-n-run again!

Spike: And he's dropping back!

Ken Squier: Kyle Trackson now has the lead and will complete lap 133!

(lap 150)

Ken Squier: It's lap 150! Kyle Trackson in the lead, while Jeff Gorvette up to 2nd once again!

Spike: Is he now gonna wreck him!

Ken Squier: I think so, Spike!

Ned Carrett: And if Kyle Trackson wrecks him, then he'll be suspended for the next race!

Pinkie: Or maybe if Kyle Trackson does a PIT maneuver on Jeff Gorvette, and Jeff goes airborn, flips over, and goes into the inside wall, I'm gonna vomit!

Ken Squier: And that will be gross if you vomit. They're coming to turn 3! Kyle Trackson still trying to hold the lead from Jeff Gorvette while Jeff trying to wreck him!

Spike: I will chose Jeff to wreck him!

Jeff Gorvette: You're gonna get bumped-n-run once again! (does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run again!

Ken Squier: But Kyle Trackson saves it and holds 2nd place! Still waiting for Kyle to be out, as Jeff Gorvette leads lap 150!

(lap 171)

Ken Squier: It's lap 171! Jeff Gorvette still in the lead with Kyle Trackson trying to wreck him!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff was trying to wreck Kyle so many times this race, and Kyle was trying to wreck Jeff so many times this race!

Spike: But this time, who's gonna be out! Jeff Gorvette or Kyle Trackson.

Ned Carrett: I think Kyle Trackson!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still leading with Kyle Trackson chasing him in 2nd place!

Pinkie: But if Kyle Trackson does the bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette, Jeff would lickly to wreck him!

Kyle Trackson: THERE YOU ARE! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Oh no! Kyle Trackson does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: But Jeff Gorvette saves it and holds 2nd place! Kyle Trackson leads lap 171! It's lap 172! Kyle Trackson is in the lead while Jeff Gorvette is gonna try to take it back!

Spike: And he gets a push from his teammate! Not Crusty Rotor, but Murray Clutchburn!

Ned Carrett: And those Hendrick Teammates want to wreck that mean brown car!

Ken Squier: Exaly!

Pinkie: And I hope Kyle Trackson gets his career ending crash because of Jeff!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still trying to wreck Kyle Trackson while Murray Clutchburn still pushing him!

Spike: And I hope this time, Jeff wrecks Kyle Trackson!

Jeff Gorvette: One last try! YOU'RE DOWN, TRACKSON! (does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run!

Ken Squier: And Kyle Trackson spins and takes out Johnny Blamer!

Johnny Blamer: HEY! WATCH IT!

Spike: And they slide into the outside wall!

Johnny Blamer: HOW DARE YOU TOOK ME OUT!

Kyle Trackson: IT'S NOT MY FAULT! IT WAS JEFF GORVETTE!

Johnny Blamer: Oh! Ok.

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Kyle Trackson is out, but I feel bad for Johnny Blamer!

(finish)

Ken Squeir; And it's Jeff Gorvette for the win!

Jeff Gorvette: YES! YEEES! WHOOOOOOOOOO, HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Murray Clutchburn: All right, Jeff! You diserved it!

Gerald Leadfoot: Good job wrecking Kyle Trackson!

Haul Inngas: Yeah! He's that mean brown car!

Jeff Gorvette: Thanks guys!

(victory lane)

Spike: Man, you dominated again!

Jeff Gorvette: Well, you we just hang there all day long! I don't know if this place noticed one or not but we've run very strong here and we've been capable of winning here many times! It's not been packaged so you can imagine what was going through my mind at the end of this race up! I think "What's gonna break! What's gonna happen! What am I gonna do"! Every time, I shift it! I was like, man! Am I gonna miss and got to 2nd! I didn't know what was gonna happen but Kyle is a strong car and you know I hate to see him doing a bump-n-run on me so many times, but I think we had some form, so we wrecked him! We were the only one that had anything for me so anyone that had anything for us but I was awesome today, man!

Spike: Jeff, you really are so glad that you wrecked that mean brown car today! I'll tell you! I haven't seen the exact figures yet but it's gonna be close after today.

Jeff Gorvette: Well, you know we've had our problems this year and he hasn't had very many problems and you know you don't wish any bad luck on anybody. You don't want to see anybody have problems but today, we just did our job and that's really counts. These guys are great. They're give me great chances to wreck Kyle Trackson. We'll take black or everywhere! We can go now! This thing is awesome, but these guys got it done at the pits also.