GASHCON 2015

‍\*it is gashcon 2015\*
‍

‍\*the one day a year the brotherhood meets\*

‍\*taking place in san antonio texas\*

‍\*sold out on opening day\*

‍\*our story begins with none other than our great hero gashon cansaker and his loyal friend kahar\*

Gashon: Wow I can't believe we sold out o\_o

Kahar: Who the fuck are these people anyway?

Gashon: I have no fucking idea.

‍\*a price cosplayer in a 245 shirt runs up to kahar\*

cosplayer: OMG ATOM CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH

Kahar: what you think I'm THAT NIG- I mean yeah sure

‍\*kahar writes "waturmelon" on the cosplayer's shirt with a green sharpie\*

cosplayer: OMG THANKS

‍\*the cosplayer runs off into the distance never to be seen again\*

Gashon: lmao that actually just happened

‍\*reed begins to talk over the speakers\*

Reedman: Attention all Brothers! Please report to the auditorium immediately for a Q&A session!
‍

‍\*everyone starts screaming in joy\*

Kahar: shit we better get moving while we still have time to get in there

‍\*they go to the auditorium and sit at a booth with Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, Jay, Jeulin, Boba, Kane, and Oreo\*

audience: BRO-THER-HOOD! BRO-THER-HOOD! BRO-THER-HOOD! \*cheering begins\*

Reedman: Thank you, thank you. \*cheering dies\* So who's ready for some QUESTIONS! AND! ANSWERS!

‍\*more cheering for 30 seconds\*

Reedman: All right. First I pick.... You! \*reedman points to a guy wearing a batman mask with "O\_O" written on it"

cosplayer #2: Jeulin, if you could be one superhero, who would it be?

‍\*the entire room goes silent in dumbfoundment\*

Jeulin:... I would be batman...

‍\*two awkward minutes of silence\*

Reed: ALL RIGHT, I CHOOSE.... YOU! \*points to a guy in a fish suit\*

cosplayer #3: Jay, who is better at minecraft, you or Invisi?

Jay: Clearly, it's-

Price: BELIEVE ME I'VE PLAYED WITH THIS GUY AND IT'S INVISI

Atom: IT'S RETARDED HE TRIED TO BUILD A TREE

YOU DON'T BUILD TREES

YOU BREAK THEM

Reed: Lmao. Anyway, I pick you! \*points into the sky\*

Price: lol get it because he picked invisi

‍\*right where he is pointing a man with a jetpack suddenly appears into reality\*

‍\*the crowd screams\*

Invisi: Dylan, I have a question for you.

How much would you sacrifice for victory?

Dylan: Isn't that a quote from CWA?

Invisi: \*vanishes\*

Gashon: hahaha.... that was a joke right?

Jay: \*nervously\* yeah...

Invisi: \*over speakers\*: Oh, I assure you, this is no joke, and by night's end, you, your fans, and all of your brothers will be dead. Tick, tock.

atom: shit n‍igga

Kahar: NIGG‍A WHAT U SAY NIG‍GA NIGG‍A BITCH NIG‍GA NI‍GA NIGG‍A FRIED CHICKEN NIG‍GA WATERMELUN NIG‍GA BITCH NIGG‍A NI‍GGA

‍\*all the cosplayers eyes turn red\*

Kahar: nig‍ga what the fuck is this shit

‍\*one of the cosplayers jumps at kahar and pulls him down into the croud, as they all surround him\*

kahar: NIG-AHHHHHHHHH

**Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, Jay, Jeulin, Boba, Kane, Oreo, Gashon, ~~Kahar~~**

brotherhood: o\_o

Dylan: It's cool i installed like 70 secret exits because I was expecting some shit like this

‍\*a ladder magically falls from the sky to the booth\*

‍\*the brotherhood starts climbing\*

Price: oh btw I'm afraid of heights

jeulin: FOR FUCKS SAKE KEEP GOING\*

‍\*the invisi-bots have finished with kahar's corpse and are now attacking the ladder\*

‍\*boba is at the bottom of the ladder\*

boba: WHY THE FUCK DONT WE HAVE REAL JETPACKS

jay: YOUR NOT GONNA DIE TODAY KEEP CLIMBING

atom: ALMOST TO THE TOP WHERE DOES THIS GO ANYWAY

dylan: THE RAFTERS, I HAVE A SECRET TUNNEL NETWORK IN THE VENTILATION SYSTEM

boba: IM SORRY GUYS ITS TOO LATE FOR ME

reed: NOOOO WE CAN MAKE IT PLEASE BOBA

‍\*one of the invisi-bots grabs boba's leg and pulls him under\*

boba: IB'TUUR JATNE TUUR ASH'AD KYR'AMUR

‍‍\*boba is kill\*

**Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, Jay, Jeulin, ~~Boba~~, Kane, Oreo, Gashon, ~~Kahar~~**

‍‍\*everyone gets up the ladder and dylan pulls it up so nothing can get on\*

price: whew that was close

jay: anyone know what boba said

kane: i do

jeulin: what the fuck kane's here?

dylan: jeulin kane is like our spirit animal why wouldnt he be here

jeulin: if he dies im going to kill all of you

price: so whats this about vents

dylan: oh yeah i copied the viet cong and made a shit ton of tunnels

atom: no wonder the AC in this place is so shitty

‍\*they enter the vents\*

jay: where are we going

dylan: to the armory

gashon: the fuck we have an armory?

dylan: yeah but be careful i installed some death traps in the vents too

‍\*oreo falls down a hole and everyone watches as invisi-bots kill him\*

**Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, Jay, Jeulin, ~~Boba~~, Kane, ~~Oreo~~, Gashon, ~~Kahar~~**

jay: the fuck he was here too?

gashon: this is why you talk constantly

‍\*the group all exit out of another vent into the armory\*

dylan: gear up motherfuckers

‍\*price takes a katana and 2 uzis\*

‍\*atom takes eight glocks\*

‍\*‍gashon takes a brick\*

‍\*reedman takes a scythe\*

‍\*jeulin puts on the batsuit\*

‍\*kane takes a mando armor\*

‍\*dylan takes a baseball bat\*

Atom: ni‍gga shouldn't you have something stronger?

Dylan: I'm the fucking king it'll be okay

gashon: thats what you said on doomday

dylan: stfu that shit worked out in the end

price: so whats the plan?

dylan: i have contacted evac we just have to fight to the roof

atom: lets fucking do this

‍\*the brotherhood goes back into the vents, avoiding the death trap\*

jeulin: fucking shame man oreo wasn't that bad

jay: i wonder if they liked the cookies or the cream?

‍\*everyone chuckles\*

‍\*the brotherhood returns to the rafters of the auditorim and begins walking across while everyone with guns shoot the invisi-bots below trying to clump up and reach the brotherhood\*

dylan: from here we're gonna take two lefts and then someone will boost me to the vent on that side and its smooth sailing to the roof

atom: they're getting fucking close

dylan: it's okay i have my long hard wood here to stop them

everyone: o\_o

‍\*an invisi-bot grabs Kane's foot\*

jeulin: OH HELL NO

‍\*jeulin jumps into the swarm of invisi-bots\*

jeulin: NANANANANANANANANANANA ME

‍\*jeulin fights the invisi-bots as the brotherhood enters the vents, it is not clear if he died or not\*

**Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, Jay, Jeulin (?), ~~Boba~~, Kane, ~~Oreo~~, Gashon, ~~Kahar~~**

‍\*the group enters onto the roof, invisi-bots are visible far below, an attack helicopter is flying towards the con\*

Dylan: Well I'll be fucked, he actually came through \*into radio\* daniel where the fuck did you get an attack helicopter?

daniel: well as you know we are a peaceful parliament so we got one of our friends to do it

dylan: who the FUCK did you get to do this

daniel: wikia staff

Callofduty4: DROP YOUR WEAPONS, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, AND WALK AWAY FROM THE CONVENTION.

jay: oh for fucks sake CALLOFDUTY4 IT'S ME

Callofduty4: I SAID DROP YOUR WEAPONS, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE, AIR-

‍\*atom shoots down callofduty4 with glocks\*

‍\*callofduty4 crashes into the convention, killing dozens of invisi-bots who are surrounding the building\*

everyone but kane: NIGG‍A DAMN

‍\*over radio\*: This is TK-999, I'm coming in for a bombing run.

everyone: o\_o

‍\*everyone scrambles back into the vents as TK-999 begins dropping bombs on the convention\*

reed: i wonder where the invisi-bots went?

‍‍\*jay looks over into the now empty con\*

jay: weird...

Fishy: SURPRIES

‍\*fishy jumps up and eats jay\*

‍\*‍everyone shoots fishy to death\*

**Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, ~~Jay~~, Jeulin (?), ~~Boba~~, Kane, ~~Fishy~~, ~~Oreo~~, Gashon, ~~Kahar~~**

Everyone: #RIPinpeace Jay

price: OH SHIT EVERYONE TAKE THESE PARACHUTES

everyone: why

price: JUST TRUST ME AND DONT LOOK UP

‍\*gashon looks up\*

‍\*the invisi-bots are hibernating on the roof\*

gashon: almost like.... bats

‍\*everyone parachutes down to ground level\*

‍\*cosplayer 1 is hiding in a corner\*

reed: hi there

cosplayer: hey

reed: you can still ask questions

cosplayer: i have one for all of you

cosplayer: are you READY FOR FREDDY

‍\*cosplayer pulls off mask and turns into slander man\*

atom: ooooooo\_oooooooo

slander: there is only one thing we can do to escape this place before it's overrun

dylan: what

slander: let me correct myself

there is only one person we can do to escape this place before it's overrun

‍\*lexitanocute walks out from behind slander\*

jeulin: did someone say meatspin?

everyone: o\_o i get that joke

jeulin: step aside bitches this is my task

jeulin: -enters lexi-

lexi: -oh-

‍\*a portal to the slender dimension opens\*

price: just like old times

invisi: NOT SO FAST BITCHES

price: fucking spoke too soon

‍\*invisi appears in front of the slender portal\*

invisi: it's time for you all to die for taking away my precious ChanServ

reed: i thought chanserv was my son?

invisi: shut the fuck up bitch

ghost of jay: YOU, SIR, ARE THE ONLY BITCH HERE \*jay appears from inside the portal and drags invisi in\*

invisi: NOOOOOOOOOOO

**Price, Reed, Dylan, Atom, ~~Jay~~, Jeulin, ~~Boba~~, Kane, ~~Fishy~~, ~~Oreo~~, Gashon, ~~Kahar~~, ~~Invisi~~**

‍\*all the invisi-bots are sucked into the slander portal\*

slander: Thank you, my project is done

price: Danie?

‍\*slander vanishes into the slander portal along with lexi, leaving the brotherhood alone\*

Dylan: lets go loot the helicopter

everyone: FUCK YEAH

the end