Cats and Dogs (2021 film) transcript

Everyone: (Crowded)

(power shut down)

CatRat: (screams) Pandy! you destroy my cat power program.

Moth: Don’t worry, cadet, We can fix it!

(Moth and Lizard touch their combination ore, forming the Moth and Lizard Mix)

(MIX!)

Moth and Lizard Mix: (with Moth's voice) Let's get to work!

(Moth and Lizard Mix fixes CatRat's Cat power program, then, the power goes back on)

Moth and Lizard Mix: There! (Splits back into Moth and Lizard)

### **Chapter 3**

Daisy: Hi Gabby over here!

Gabby: And you are?

Daisy: I'm Daisy From Rhyme Time Town, and This is my pal Cole.

Cole: Nice to meet you!

Mosquito: I'm Mosquito! The leader of the bugs and pests!

Daisy: Why are you the leader?

Gabby: He knows.

Mosquito: I'm smart, Boss Bug decided to let me be the new leader of the bugs and pests!

Boss Bug: Uh, well, yeah. (Walks away in embarrassment)

Mosquito: I also like to tell others what to do! (Grabs his Megaphone) BUGS AND PESTS! (His command makes Fly, Ant, Roach, Spider, Scorpion, Moth, Flea, Tick, Bed Bug, Wasp, Hornet, Yellow Jacket, Cricket, Pickle, Earwig, Lizard and Rat line up) LINE UP! IN SILENCE! Like that!

Daisy: I really admire your impressive leadership!

Mosquito: Thanks.

Tag Barker: MerCat.

MerCat: Tag Barker.

DJ Catnip: Scooch Pooch.

Scooch Pooch: DJ.

Roach: Scooch and Tag?!

MerCat, DJ Catnip and Roach: Lousy Stinking Dogs!

Tag Barker and Scooch Pooch: Dirty Rotten Cats! Dirty Roach!

Gabby: Wait a minute. You guys known each other?

Kitty Fairy: Sadly, Yes. We watched their show in the living room Gabby and Pandy never go to and it was terrible.

Carlita: Oh come on. Just because the show’s terrible doesn’t mean you have to be enemies right away!

Scorpion: I think Carlita is right.

Tag Barker: Unfortunately. we do. although they're cuter than we remember.

DJ Catnip: Who you calling cute?! (hisses angrily and brings out his rarely claws and attempt to pounce on them, before MerCat grabs him and holds him, keeping him from attacking Tag and Scooch), Wha?! Let go of me, MerCat, let me at them!

MerCat: Forgive him, he is quick to attack others when he doesn't trust them. (Puts down DJ Catnip)

Fly: What dog are you calling us cute?!

Mosquito: Nobody would insult our awesome abilities!

Moth: Cadets, don’t fight.

### **Chapter 4**

Tag Barker: What is this place.

Scooch Pooch: I don't know Tag.

Mama Box: Gabby, i'm glad your here. Welcome to our New Home. (gasps) Dogs.

Spider: GRR! Dogs, Why did you guys have to ruin the Cats fun?!

Tag Barker and Scooch Pooch: Cats and Bugs.

Pandy: I'm sensing some very vibrations between you guys and the cats. What happened? This is suppose of time between friendship and careful.

Mama Box: They know what they did to us.

Tag Barker: What we did?

Scooch Pooch: That's the second time Cats, Bugs and Dogs are fighting.

Pandy and Gabby: Tag and Scooch sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G he tested.

Fly: Romantic, eh?

### **Chapter 5**

Tag Barker: Let's Go, Dog. Go!

Everyone: (gasps)

Gabby: Guys what's going on.

Scooch Pooch: Help!

Tag Barker: Oh no!

Cakey: Are you crazy?! saying Go, Dog. Go! in a Cat-like City.

Cheddar Biscuit: Guys, why are you fighting.

Tag Barker: Cats, Bugs and Dogs are feuding for centuries.

DJ Catnip: That's because Dogs, always ruined everything.

Tag Barker, Scooch Pooch, Cheddar Biscuit and Gilber: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Roach: Mommy!

Mosquito, Fly, Spider and Ant: GRRRRRRRRRR!

Kitty Fairy: Everyone, focus Gabby being queen just might work.

Gabby: Really.

Kitty Fairy: bring the queen's crown.

Gabby: Why thank you.

MerCat: Who this yellow stinger-nosed bug?

Mosquito: Good question! Mosquito!

(Fly flies by, then lands)

Fly: I live to serve you Mosquito!

### **Chapter 6**

Tag Barker: Typical cats have no sense in directions.

MerCat: Oh yeah?! Well typical dogs no taste in milk.

Tag Barker: Hey.

Scooch Pooch: How dare you? I have fantastic taste in milk?!

Roach: Roach is strong! I steal food!

Scooch: Well you can’t beat Raid!

Roach: Well, we bugs killed Raid with our combinations!

Scooch: That makes no sense!

DJ Catnip: OK that's it.

Ant: SAY GOODBYE TO SHARP FINGERS OF ME!

Carlita: Nah ah ah, You guys got to learn to be friends!

Scorpion: Yeah!

Moth: No cats and dogs should fight! We should learn to be friends!

Flea: Yeah! Let's show them how to learn to be friends!

Fly: But, they did something wrong to us bugs and Gabby Cats!

MerCat: What do you think will make us stop?

Carlita: A song!

DJ Catnip: Well OK but first. (DJ kicks Gilber)

Gilber: Ow, what did I do.

DJ Catnip: I can't kick him, he's too fast.

Scooch Pooch: Ha, your a Cat you couldn't chase a mouse.

Tag Barker: Burn!

DJ Catnip: Oh yeah? (DJ Kicks Tag)

(Instrumental to the Song starts playing)

Tag Barker: (Howls) Ow!

Scooch Pooch: Aha! missed me! (Scooch kicks Gilber)

Gilber: Ow, What’s the big deal Scooch.

Scooch Pooch: He's too big! I couldn't kick him.

Mosquito: MAGGOT! (Stabs Scooch with the stinger on his nose)

Carlita: Guys! 🎶Listen, Listen, indeed, listen! Life isn’t about fights!🎶

Scooch Pooch: Really.

### **Chapter 7**

Ma Barker: My Tag is been Dognapped.

Sgt. Pooch: My Scooch is Dognapped Too.

Daisy: May I go now?

Ma Barker and Sgt. Pooch: No!

Mary: So this is Pawston, woah, it's wonderful don't you Cosmo.

Ma Barker: Ooh I know you guys! You are Daisy and Cole's friends.

Cosmo: Not anymore! they're blowing us off with your kids and their human friend Gabby.

Cakey: And Gabby blew us off with your kids Tag and Scooch.

Sugary: I hate the new Tag and Scooch friendship, we have to do something to break them up!

Cakey: But Why, Why?

Sugary: (Sighs)

Ant: I don't know!

### **Chapter 8**

Pandy: Are you gonna put a Frank game on?

Gabby: No way.

Frank: Hello.

Pandy: Well, what's he doing in your room then?

Frank: Hello there, ah.

Gabby: (gasps), He must have used one of my Gabby cat ear handband! Frank, get out of my room!

Pandy: Yeah!

Frank: Not until after I wreck your dollhouse.

Gabby and Pandy: (Gasps)

Gabby: When I get my Gabby Cats and the Bugs and Pests on you, you'll gonna be attacked, big time pal!

Pandy: Yeah!

Frank: First you have to catch me!

### **Chapter 9**

Narrator: Aw man, Carlita, what is wrong with those guys?

Carlita They can’t stop fighting to the death.

(We now cut to the wrestling ring)

Narrator: This Battle is gonna get gruesome!

(The dogs enter in the boxing ring)

Dogs: WHA?

(The Gabby Cats, Fly, Mosquito, Ant, Roach and Spider also enter in the boxing ring)

Spider: AW YEAH! Bugs and Gabby Cats in the Ring!

Fly: Aw! I feel a fight coming!

Spider: Get on it right now!

Carlita: Are you sure this is logical?!

Human: The Battle has just begun! Cats and Bugs VS Dogs let’s see who will win.

Narrator, Carlita, Moth, Lizard, Rat, Scorpion, Wasp, Hornet, Yellow Jacket, Flea, Tick, Bed Bug, Earwig and Cricket: NO! NO! NO!

(The Battle begins, The Gabby Cats, Raid Universe Bugs and Dogs all injure each other during their battle, it cuts to DJ Catnip injuring many dogs)

DJ Catnip: YOU DOGS ARE ALL GONNA DIE! I’m a wicked wild cat! (Scratches several dogs) I’M LIKE A BAT DJ! Take some dogs down like a cockroach! Got your fortress cookie NOW! (He stabs Beans in the face with his claws) COME HERE LITTLE PUPPY! (Jumps next to Cole) HA! Prepare to meet your Match! (He jumps at Cole but Cole scratches his paw)

Cole: No! you Prepare to meet your Match by my boxing robot nature.

DJ Catnip: OW! Get off me you bucket of bolts! (Throws Cole off)

Robot: Must destroy DJ Catnip! HAHAHA!

Pandy: Get up, DJ Catnip, the robot has one weakness if you tickle him on his feet.

Robot: Must destroy DJ Catnip, You can’t hide DJ Catnip!

DJ Catnip: I can’t go on, the robot is too powerful.

Pandy: But you gotta keep fighting!

DJ Catnip: Tentacle sliced, Kitty-Cat.

Carlita: NO! Please! What is wrong with you cats, bugs and dogs?!

Lizard: If they don't stop, THEY MIGHT GET THEMSELVES HURT AT ANY MINUTE!

Spider: We got this! (Pulls out combination ore) Fly! Let's combine!

(Fly and Spider touch their combination ore, forming the Fly and Spider Mix)

(MIX!)

Fly and Spider Mix: (with Fly's voice) Hey robot! (Tickles robot feet) Tickle! Tickle! Tickle!

Robot: HAHA! STOP! STOP! (Collapses, then dies)

(Fly and Spider Mix split back into Fly and Spider)

Fly: We have more enemies coming!

Ant: GASP! DJ Catnip is injured!

Roach: OH THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA DESTROY ALL OF YOU DOGS WITH ALL OF ME AS 5 ROACHES! (Duplicates himself into 5 Roaches that have the same body type as him) Alright Roaches! Do as I do! (He begins moving as the clones do the same thing as Roach)

Carlita: What?!

Baby Box: Roach, Let me make some calls!

Mosquito: WAIT! DON'T! (Gets knocked away)

(Baby Box whistles as she calls the Brother Boxes)

Mosquito: OH NO!

(Brother boxes come, then Horsefly, Leafcutter Ant, Bull Ant, Fire Ant, and Carpenter Ant appear)

Mosquito: Now that’s just too many bugs and brother boxes! AAAAAAAH!

Roach: Prepare yourselves!

Narrator: The battle is spreading out of control!

(Then it show MerCat’s arm broken by Daisy, Baby Box stabs Frank with her paper, then, CatRat gets his rib smashed by Tag, Kitty Fairy gets her wings shot by Bowser, who is holding a gun, Mama Box is injured by Ma Smooch’s step, Gilber gets his tail bitten by Pandy, But, Pandy tail is stepped by Gilber, Cakey is stabbed Scooch Claws, Spider is bonked in the head, Fly is knocked away by Max, causing him to get his wings stuck at Roach, then Cole arrives and slices his wings off, mortally wounding him, suffering the same fate as Kitty Fairy, but this time, his wings get sliced off)

Fly: Ow, that hurt.

Roach: Wait a second!

(Fly is shocked to see that part of wings are cut off and Roach is shocked to see that parts of Fly's wings are lodged into his chest)

Fly and Roach: AAAAAAAAH!

(Then, Ant and Mosquito are both kicked by Tag and Scooch, making Scorpion freak out after seeing all of his fellow bugs along with the Gabby Cats get hurt)

Scorpion: NOOOOO! OUR GABBY CAT AND BUG FRIENDS! OUR PRECIOUS FRIENDS!

Mosquito: We are not giving up Gabby Cats and Bugs, KILL THEM!

Scooch: We’ll kill you too!

(Gabby Cats, Raid Universe Bugs and Dogs would charge while screaming but The Gabby Cats, Raid Universe Bugs and The Dogs injure each other by crashing into each other then they sends each other crashing onto the ground Ouch,)

Gabby Cats and Raid Universe Bugs: AAAAAAAAAAAH! (They crash into the ground)

(Sad trombone plays)

Scorpion: NOOOOO! THE GABBY CATS, BUGS AND DOGS ARE BADLY INJURED! THEY'RE BADLY INJURED!

Carlita: When will they ever learn?!

Gabby: (comes in and asks Carlita, Moth, Earwig, Cricket, Pickle, Lizard, Rat, Scorpion, Flea, Tick, Bed Bug, Wasp, Hornet, and Yellow Jacket) Well, Guys, We know Cats, Bugs and Dogs are rivals.

Hornet: Hornet cannot believe it!

Carlita: (sighs) What a day. (She leaves the screen)

Human: Both competitors are knocked out.

Carlita: (she appears in the screen) Really?

Moth: Everyone, pick up every Gabby Cat and Bug!

Roach: Wait… don’t leave me, guys…

Scorpion: No worries, we’re not leaving you.

(Gabby, Carlita, Moth, Earwig, Cricket, Pickle, Lizard, Rat, Scorpion, Flea, Tick, Bed Bug, Wasp, Hornet, and Yellow Jacket all pick up Fly, Mosquito, Ant, Roach, Spider and all the other Gabby Cats)

### **Chapter 10**

Back in the Dollhouse…

Mosquito: Wha? What happened?

Carlita: You guys got hurt on a fight against the dogs.

Gabby: But glad that you safe.

DragoCat: In that case, we should do the Survival of the Fittest!

Moth: Keep the ones who are NOT hurt, and throw the ones that are hurt into the zero gravity container! That’s the law of survival!

Gabby: That would be a good idea!

Hornet: Law of survival? Hornet does not understand!

Carlita: OK, I’ll vote someone who gets to throw someone on the Zero Gravity Container, do I hear any ayes?

Gabby, DragoCat, Birdcat, Ongakunyan, Lily, Moth, Cricket, Earwig, Lizard, Rat, Scorpion, Flea, Tick, Bed Bug, Wasp, Hornet, Yellow Jacket and Narrator: Aye!

Carlita: And in the zero gravity container?

Pandy, MerCat, DJ Catnip, Kitty Fairy, Cakey, Mama Box, Baby Box, CatRat, Pillow Cat, Fly, Mosquito, Ant, Roach and Spider: (hoarse voice) Nay…

Carlita: YAAAAAAY! The ayes have it! Make room please!

DragoCat: Get in!

Moth: What are you waiting for?!

Wasp: Get in right now!

Scorpion: Please! Hurry up!

Birdcat: Just do it.

MerCat, DJ Catnip, Kitty Fairy, Cakey, Mama Box, Baby Box, CatRat, Pillow Cat, Fly, Mosquito, Ant, Roach and Spider: DON'T! DON'T!

(The Gabby Cats and Bugs get thrown into the zero gravity container while screaming)

Carlita: Aw, my heart aches that I have to say goodbye to you!

Pandy: WAIT! I still live consciously perfectly fine!

Carlita: Then live!

Pandy: NOOOOOOOO! (He gets thrown into the zero gravity container)

(cut to several Gabby Cats and Bugs floating around the zero gravity container unconsciously)

Pandy: Wha? Where am I? I’m in the container?

Narrator: Hello there Pandy.

Pandy: Didn’t you know we destroyed the dogs, the point is they’re beaten! but we got hurt with them.

Carlita: You’ve underestimated about being friends with dogs.

Gabby: Moth, tell us, what's next!

Moth: Well, another thing is, take the ones that is conscious! We’ll take out Pandy from the Zero Gravity Container.

(Pandy gets taken out of the zero gravity container)

Pandy: Whew!

Scorpion: Imma talk with Carlita.

(In the Bugs hideout…)

Scorpion: Carlita, why do you hate fights, between Cats, Bugs, and Dogs?

Carlita: It’s just that I didn’t want you guys to fight.

Scorpion: Yeah, but don’t be paranoid, love you Carlita, see you. (Leaves)