The might of fools (Sayer vs Mr. Heartland)

(Primus was now sitting on the throne chair while Shade was beating the crud out of the two grunts)

Mr. Heartland: I'm up first!

Sayer: Oh boy

Mr. Heartland: I summon Infection Fly in attack mode!

Sayer: Something else?

Mr. Heartland: But I won't let my buzzing buddy fly solo, I activate Pot of Greed, this lets me draw 2 cards!

(Mr. Heartland draws 2 cards from his deck)

Sayer: Anything else you wish to do?

Mr. Heartland: I'll end with two facedown's

Sayer: Good my turn! I summon Krebons in attack mode!

Primus: It would seem both players have started out with one monster each

Sayer: But not for long because I active the spell Ancient Rules, with it I can summon a Level 5 or above monster, I summon Storm Caller!

Mr. Heartland: You’re planning to Synchro summon?

Don Thousand: Be on your guard Mr. Heartland, he’s no fool!

Primus: Indeed he’s no fool, he knows everything, including who will win

(Primus even smirked darkly in secret)

Primus: And he knows my future as the next Emperor, and not that foolish boy Phoenix Shade admires

Sayer: I tune together Krebons and Storm Caller!

(The two monsters began their Synchro Summon)

Sayer: I Synchro Summon! Thought Ruler Archfiend!

(The beast roared as it made it's arrival known to Heartland)

Sayer: I am no fool! but I will not let you toy with me!

Heartland: Aw come on! don't you wanna be pals with me? I mean Don thousand and Nightshroud are-

Sayer: NO!

Mr. Heartland: Why do you have to be like that?

Sayer: I was the leader of the Arcadia Movement, an organization that ruins lives, I used and betrayed Akiza, I killed Misty Tredwell’s younger brother Toby, I would’ve gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for Yusei Fudo!

Mr. Heartland: So are you gonna end your turn there?

Sayer: Of course you dolt! I end my turn

Mr. Heartland: It's my move I draw

(Heartland looks at his hand)

Mr. Heartland: Before I start my turn, I’ll tell you this, I was the mayor of Heartland City, I run a criminal group called the Fearsome 4 of the Dark Dueling World, I’ve been foiled by Yuma Tsukumo!

Sayer: Well big deal, like I care anyway, just summon a monster already!

Mr. Heartland: Okay okay! Geez I summon another Infection Fly!

Sayer: Is that all you’re gonna throw at me!?

Mr. Heartland: Oh I’m not done I active the spell Double Summon to summon another Infection Fly

Sayer: And with their special ability I think you increase their levels

Mr. Heartland: You are correct, my flies levels go all the way up to Level 9

(All 3 copies of Infection Fly rose up to Level 9)

Sayer: Oh great here comes his best monster

Primus: Heheh! Heartlands turning up the heat on Sayer

Mr. Heartland: I overlay my three fly's and build the overlay network!

(All 3 of Mr. Heartland’s monsters turned into 3 streaks of energy, then they went into a swirling vortex, then a bright pillar appeared)

Mr. Heartland: I Xyz summon! Number 1: Infection Buzz King!

(Fly Xyz monster screeched at Sayer's monster)

Mr. Heartland: Time to put my plan into motion

Sayer: Well bring it!

Mr. Heartland: Okay then I active Buzz Kings ability! By using 1 Overlay Unit, I can name 1 monster in your Extra Deck, and send it to the graveyard! But since I’ll be using 2 Overlay Units, I’ll send 2 monsters to the graveyard.

Sayer: Very well which monsters are you planning to send to my graveyard?

Mr. Heartland: I'm sending your Magical Android and Anti-Matter Darkness Galaxy to the graveyard!

Sayer: Why you!

Mr. Heartland: Now onto my next stage of my plan

Sayer: What’s your plan?

Mr. Heartland: This! Number 1 Infection Buzz King attack Thought Ruler Archfiend!

(Number 1: Infection Buzz King attacked and destroyed Thought Ruler Archfiend)

(Sayer: 8000 → 7700)

Mr. Heartland: I place 3 cards facedown and end my turn.

Primus: I was expecting more from you Heartland but oh well Sayer it is now your turn

Sayer: Yes my lord! I draw! you will pay for sending two of my powerful cards to the graveyard! but this is far from over! I activate Card of Sanctity, this lets us draw until we each hold 6 cards in our hands!

(Both Sayer and Mr. Heartland drew until they each held 6 cards in their hands)

Sayer: Next I activate Miracle Synchro Fusion!

Mr. Heartland: Miracle Synchro Fusion!?

Sayer: That’s right, by banishing 2 Synchro monsters from my graveyard, I can perform a Fusion summon!

(Both Magical Android and Thought Ruler Archfiend banished from Sayer’s graveyard)

Sayer: I Fusion summon! Ultimate Axon Kicker!

(Sayer’s Fusion monster appeared on the field)

Sayer: Next I activate Monster Reborn! I can bring back a monster from my graveyard! I bring back Anti-Matter Darkness Galaxy!

(Sayer’s Dark Synchro monster returned to the field)

Sayer: Now I attack! Ultimate Axon Kicker! attack Number 1: Infection Buzz King!

Kitamura: Are you crazy!? Ultimate Axon Kicker isn’t strong enough to destroy Number 1: Infection Buzz King!

Sayer: It is when I activate Battle Fusion! It gains the attack points of the monster it’s battling.

(Ultimate Axon Kicker: Attack; 2900 →  5900)

Sayer: And don’t think you can destroy it with your traps, because it can’t be destroyed by card effects!

Mr. Heartland: Okay I won’t destroy with Card Effects, but I’ll stop it’s attack! Negate Attack! Now your attack is put on hold!

Sayer: I place 2 cards facedown and end my turn!

Mr. Heartland: My turn, I draw! I activate Rank-Up Magic Barian Force!

Primus: Interesting with that by Heartlands side he can rank his monster up by one rank

Mr. Heartland: And with this one monster I rebuild the overlay network Chaos Xyz evolution! Barian power born of chaos, visit your judgement on this world of filth! Come on out Chaos Number 1: Infection Chaos Buzz Emperor!

(The chaos screeched as it arrived)

Primus: And now Heartland has turned up to a dangerous degree

Mr. Heartland: Okay Chaos Buzz Emperor time to rock Sayer's world!

Sayer: Your a stubborn man who acts like a child!

Mr. Heartland: Thank you! You and I will be best friends!

Sayer: I’m gonna go to the bathroom and hurl.

Mr. Heartland: Don’t be like that, I know what’ll cheer you up!

(Mr. Heartland shows Sayer the hairstyle of Erazor, Chironex, and Scritch, those 3 have Mohawks)

Sayer (horrified): WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEIR HAIR!?

Mr. Heartland: The same thing I’ll do to yours.

(Mr. Heartland works on Sayer’s hair, and gives him a Mohawk)

Sayer: WHAT!?

Primus: Ugh moron! This is a duel! not a hair shop!

(Sayer shakes his hair as it returned to normal)

Sayer: Just attack me! I have better things to do then play with you!

Mr. Heartland: Kay then Infection Emperor, you will attack

Sayer: I don't think so! I play the trap! Negate Attack! Now your attack is put on hold.

Primus: Kind of like your chances of winning.

Mr. Heartland: Guys, give this guy a haircut!

Erazor, Chironex, and Scritch: Yes sir!

Primus: Don’t you dare...

(Erazor, Chironex, and Scritch cut all of Primus’ hair off)

Gozaburo: They’re giving the future emperor a haircut.

Erazor, Chironex, and Scritch: All done.

(They gave him a mirror, and he screamed)

Primus: AH SHIELA!!!

(1st Brother, Death Battler, Dr Darkstar and 21st Sister try to hold their laughter but couldn't any longer)

Primus: GRRR! BE QUIET!!

Mr. Heartland: I place 1 card facedown and end my turn

Sayer: Good I like Primus's haircut, but that doesn't mean you and I are pals, I draw!

(Sayer tries to find a card to win or better a tie)

Sayer: I drew the perfect card!

Mr. Heartland: What is it?

Sayer: A good time ensure we both go out in a blaze of glory!

Mr. Heartland: Wait are you planning to go for a tie!?

Sayer: Why not you are ticking me off!

Dr. Darkstar: Oh boy here we go!

Sayer: This is the end Mr. Heartland! I activate my facedown card! Return from the Different Dimension! This card allows me to bring back any monsters I banished, return to the field! Thought Ruler Archfiend!

(Thought Ruler Archfiend returned to the field)

Sayer: Next I activate Polymerization! I fuse Thought Ruler Archfiend that’s on the field, with Ancient Phoenix Dragon that’s in my hand!

(Both monsters enter a colorful swirling portal)

Sayer: I Fusion summon! Ancient Psychic Dragon!

(Sayer’s new Fusion monster appeared on the field)

Sayer: Next I activate Megamorph! When I have less life points than my opponent, my monsters attack points are doubled!

(Ancient Psychic Dragon: Attack; 4500 → 9000)

Sayer: Ancient Psychic Dragon! attack Number C1: Infection Chaos Buzz Emperor!

Mr. Heartland: If I’m going down! I’m taking you down with me! I activate my facedown card! Ring of Destruction! Now we both take damage equal to your Ancient Psychic Dragon’s attack points!

(All monsters except Ultimate Axon Kicker was destroyed)

(Sayer: 7700 → 0)

(Mr. Heartland: 8000 → 0)

Primus: It's a tie

Sayer: Very well, finally I'll be in my quarters!

Mr. Heartland: Sayer wait~

(Primus just smirked at Heartland then felt a strong chill as Shade was looking at him)

Shade: Get... Off... My... Throne chair Primus!

Primus: Y-yes sir! sorry, just wanted to know what it liked to be emperor.

Shade: Sure you did! That throne is meant for Phoenix Saki after I die! Not you! And since when did you get a haircut!?

Primus: Just recently.

Shade: Never mind, I like it, but I’m still beating you up for taking my throne!

Primus: N-no please don’t!

Shade: Phoenix Saki, take over and sit on my throne, I got some business with Primus, I’m teaching him a lesson!

Phoenix Saki: Yes sir!

(Meanwhile, we see the 2 grunts who got beaten up, running away after leaving Shade’s castle)

Grunt 1: That’s it, I quit being a grunt!

Grunt 2: Me too, I’ve had enough of this!

Grunt 1: At least we’re far away from Shade’s castle.

Grunt 2: Lets ditch these uniforms, and get new clothes.

(Both grunts threw away their uniforms, and got new clothes)

(1 was wearing a white shirt, a hawaiian shirt over it, blue pants, white socks, and white sneakers, the 2nd 1 was wearing a yellow shirt, blue pants, white socks, and white sneakers)

Grunt 1: Now we need names.

Grunt 2: Great idea.

Zeek: I shall call myself Zeek.

Anton: I’ll call myself Anton.

(Suddenly they both arrive at the Guardians of Space and Time HQ)

Zeek and Anton: Quick in here.

(They both enter and close the doors, after a few minutes of walking, they arrive at an old abandoned Radio Station)

Zeek: This place looks like it hasn’t been used in a while.

Anton: Lets clean it up and make it our own place.

(Both Zeek and Anton cleaned the Guardians of Space and Time HQ Radio Station)

Zeek: Well that cleans everything let's get some food to eat

Anton: Yeah I agree

(Back at the castle)

Death Battler: I didn't know that you came back 6th

Phoenix: You have an excuse Death

Death Battler: No sir!

Phoenix: Good to know now for our next match!

Burgunbuster: I wanna take part of this next match!

Phoenix: So be it! You’re opponent will be Shamus!

Shamus: Bring it!

Phoenix: The former connoisseuse vs the former trainer of Ash Ketchum’s Emboar.

Burgunbuster: You were the former trainer of Ash’s Emboar?

Shamus: Thats none of your business!

Phoenix: Enough! Now are you ready? if not, please speak up!

Burgunbuster and Shamus: Yes sir! We’re ready sir!

Phoenix: Good! Now lets begin the match!

(Shade was seen beating up Primus)

Shade: YOU HAVE SOME NERVE TAKING MY THRONE!!!

Primus: But sir, I wanted to be the emperor, I wanted to prove I’m way better than Phoenix Saki!

Shade: IT DOESN’T MATTER IF HE WERE GOOD OR EVIL, I ALREADY CHOSE HIM TO BE THE NEW EMPEROR AND THAT’S FINAL!!!