Winners Round 3 Q&A

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## Transcript

### Q&A

 “Welcome one and all to our Winners Round 3 Q&A! In this special broadcast, YOU will have the opportunity to send questions to the contestants still in the winner’s bracket! But first, let’s give a brief introduction to who will be answering these questions!”
 "Oh, hi, boop! I’m sure you already know who I am if you’ve voted for me, but…"
 "I’m Namco Museum Curator, blip blip!”
 “Is there truly the need for the unnecessary introduction of Fawful?! Such foolishness he will NOT be tolerating!!”
 “I am Reigen Arataka, the greatest psychic of Another Unnecessary Tournament!”
 “Well, I’m Squidward. I also have a partner, but…”
 "..."
 “It’s... complicated.”
 “And don’t forget me! Yogi Bear!”
 “Who said *you* could answer questions?”
 “Me! Just now! So you viewers better send questions to me… unless you want to see my. **Uber. Rage.**”
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 “Well, why don’t we get right into it? This first one asks...”
***"Yogi, why are you hosting this tournament? How did you get access to such an ethereal cloudy area?"***
 “Cloudy area? Well, you’re just getting right to the point, aren’t you? Looks like you guys need to be introduced to AUT Town!”
 “...Fawful feels as though this answering of the question has not been completed.”
 “Yeah, that didn’t really address the question, blip…
 “Come on! Can’t a guy have some **trade secrets** around here?”
 “Trade secrets? I’m not buying it."
 "If you keep secrets from the audience, you’ll build up distrust! And what’s worse than an audience of haters?”
 “No audience at all!"
 "Anyways, are you guys ready to answer some fun FUn questions?!"
***“For the contenders, regardless of whether you win or lose your next matches, did you honestly expect to get this far?”***
 "No, not really! I definitely thought that Viridian would beat me, blip."
 "I wouldn’t say that I’m shocked. I know all about my loving fans."
 "You took the words right out of my mouth."
 "ALL OF YOU ARE FINK-RATS AND I DESERVE TO STOMP ALL OF YOU INTO THE GROUND!"
 "So much for modesty, blip..."
 “I knew that I would get this far! I only produce BANGERS! They don’t call me Angery Bangery for nothing!”
 "Fawful does not believe this outrageous statement full of lies!"
 "For he has been called Angery Bangery over 10 times this week!"
 (Only 3 of those were by me! Hee hee hee!)
***“for Fawful, who would you like to face in the final winners”***
 "Fawful would like to face a **mirror**! That is the only way an ugly fink-rat will not taint me with their ugly fink-rat faces!"
 "We're right here, you know"
 "Yes! Insulting others makes Fawful feeling great!"
 "You know what makes me feel great? Reading more questions!"
***To Reigen: hello mr breast, give me money***
 “Mr… Breast?"
 "Oh, I see. This must be one of those playground rumors floating around these days. Worry not! I, Reigen Arataka, will deal with this “Mr. Breast”!"
 “That question seems to be in poor taste, blip…”
***“@ fawful Awful!”***
 “Fawful commends you for writing his name near perfect! A question, this response is not however! I have chortles at your absolute stupidity!”
 “Hey, that question didn’t have a transition, blip!”
 “What the heck! Do I have to set up every new question now?!"
 “It wouldn’t hurt to have some presentation…”
 “Alright. That’s it buddy. You’re getting the **Killer Question.**”
***“Red Mist, specifically Squidward: have you heard of Skin Theory?”***
 “Ha ha, no, I have no idea what you’re talking about! Ha ha…”
 "Fawful thinks your statement is reminiscent of a trash bin in the sewer! You are most definitely hiding a smelly smelly secret!"
 “No secrets here! That’s what they call me back home, No Secrets Squiddie.”
 “I do not believe you.”
 “Alright fine, I’m wearing a skin-suit of my own likeness.”
 "Why...?"
 “It makes me feel pretty.”
 “Fawful thinks you are weird. This means lots coming from him.”
 “How’s THAT for a transition, Squiddy?!”
 “I don’t care about it. It’s not like you submitted the question.”
 “Correct! I didn’t submit this one either!”
***“everyone: drop the kinlist”***
 “The Namco family is pretty expansive, if that’s what you mean, blip!"
 "While the Namco name was brought to the eye of the public in ‘71, the first title released came out in ‘65, originally titled “Torpedo Launcher”, later renamed to “Periscope”!"
 "Following that came Namco as it’s more well-known now, as a name for arcade machines, which…”
 “‘Kin-list’ says the shadowed one - Fawful has shock! To think such underlings would question the memory of Fawful, accusing him of resorting to a LIST!! The sandwich bread of your brain has gone soggy from the wet lies of the world!”
 “I… don’t know what that is. Perhaps I should consult somebody about this later - we can take a rain check on this question until then, if that works?”
 “...no…”
 “I am 44 years old. Ask SpongeBob.”
 “The **Duper Killer**!”
 “I can’t stand you people.”
 “Well then, next question!”
***“Namco Museum Curator, may I hug you?”***
 “Umm… I don’t know where you are, whoever’s asking this."
 "Hopefully this will do, blip!”
 “Get off of me.”
 “Sorry…”
***“Squidward, how did you meet Giygas? Did you make some kind of pact with it, did it hunt you down, or what? A powerful entity like that bonding to a squid is interesting.”***
 "...
 "Our meeting was... complicated."
 "I saw it in a nightmare, during a rough patch in life."
 "I didn't... I didn't know what to do."
 "It stood there, staring at me... until I woke up. ...And then it appeared in my *room*."
 "I couldn't do anything about it. It never moved. It never *spoke*, until I tried to talk to it."
 "We managed to bond over our... difficult times. Decided to team up because - well, what else could we do? It's not like we could wallow in misery forever."

 "The rest is... history…"
 "And you know what? I normally wouldn't want to say this, but it's been nice!"
 "If nothing else, being able to collaborate with people you can't meet anywhere else in Bikini Bottom makes for a nice change of pace..."
 "...and knowing we've had positive reception does help a lot, in that way."
 "Thank... you…"
***"Everyone: Which of your opponents was the most fun to face?”***
 “A MIRROR!”
 “Didn’t you make that joke already?”
 “What joke?”
 “Ignoring that, I think my favorite opponent was **Remy**. I’m impressed by how such a small little guy like him could be such a good chef.”
 “I liked **Viridian**! He was all round and cute… it made me want to hug him, blip! **Bo** was also alright, but I didn’t connect with his humor… bloop.”
 “I don’t particularly like any of them. I suppose that **Reigen** is the least irritating so far.”
 “That’s high praise coming from you.”
 “NOID… NOID IS… PURE EVIL… MUST BEFRIEND **NOID**…”
 “You guys have opponents? Off the walls **lame**!”
 “Is this all you’re gonna do?”
 “Hey. Kid. You agreed to this”
 “‘Agreed’ is a bit of an overstatement.”
 “Well, either way, I think it’s time to move on to the next question!"
***“Yogi do you know of other tourneys? Thoughts on any in particular?”***
 "Of course! It's a tale as old as time…"
 "That DUMB King For A Day rejected me after I applied 23482409849042803498230 times to be a contestant!! Because of that, I decided to make my own tournament! I never touched ANY other tournaments after that day."
 "Is that really what happened?"
 "YES!!! CAN’T YOU TELL FROM HOW **PISSED OFF** I AM?!?!"
 "It’s okay! I think this tournament is lovely, blip!"
 "Thanks buddy! You get a **gold star** for today."
 "Where are Fawful’s gold stars?"
 "In the trash."
 "I HAVE FURY! For what has Fawful done to be undeserving of gold stars?!"
 "That attitude won’t get you any gold stars."
 "GASP! I HAVE…!"
 "Boredom. I no longer care about the gold stars."
***"Fawful, what’s your next evil scheme? Conquering the mushroom kingdom hasn’t worked before, but I’m sure you’ve got something cooking."***
***- Bowser***
 “Correct you are, measly fink-rat! Fawful has picked up cooking!”
 “I don’t think they meant-”
 “Wait until you all taste Fawful’s **homebaked cookies**!”
 “That actually sounds nice, blip.”

 “Wait a minute…"***"- Bowser"*** "BOWSER? I HAVE FURY! NO HOMEBAKED COOKIES FOR HIM!”
 “Yum yum yum! But as they say, with every cookie comes another question!”
***“To Red Mist (specifically Squidward). How do you expect your run in the tournament to affect your reputation in Bikini Bottom?”***
 "Hopefully it affects it enough to the point where I can sell some of my art..."
 "...or maybe even hold a **clarinet concert**! Ah, what a dream that would be."
 "Your clarinet could be very useful in exorcisms, actually! The noise is so grating it could scare off ghosts. Can I call you sometime?"
 Sigh...
***“@ reigen: so how do you feel about giygas”***
 "It's a shame I have to be the one to exorcise it, no? Usually I'd leave the small fry to Mob..."
 "It's surprising a psychic as strong as I can see such a weak spirit!"
 "Wait... If you're such a 'powerful psychic', where are your powers? I've never seen you use them, blip."
 "Tch! If you're a 'museum curator' where's your museum? Hmm??"
 "...Touche."
 "I can take you right there if you want! I may be a host, but I’m also a **VR specialist**!"
 "Can you take me home?"
 "Sure can! But why don’t I bring the home to you? I could even bring SpongeBob here!"
 "...Actually, I think I’ll pass."
***“what are namco's pronouns & favorite bloons tower & favorite food & favorite color & favorite sound”***
 "I use **They/Them** and **She/Her**, I..."
 "What's a bloons tower, waka?"
 "Balloons give Fawful no control! He once replaced jetpack on head with them. He could not have fury in space!"
 "I still don't understand..."
 "Anyway, I've taken a liking to **French cuisine**! Remy is a great cook, he can really put the "art" in the culinary arts, blip!"
 "My favorite color is **Yellow**, it reminds me a lot about the museum, and Namco as a whole!"
 "Finally, nothing is nicer than a **coin** entering an arcade machine!"
 “You know what sound *I* like?”
 “Let me guess, the sound of you asking another question?”
 “Correct!”
***“To Yogi. How where you able to host this tournament without a certain park ranger named Smith doing anything about. I assume it must be your smartness.”***
 “Smith? What, you think he’d be able to **get here**? He wouldn’t even get close if he searched for the rest of his life! Unless a **certain someone** was too lenient with who they let in...”
 “Also, he owes me. Make of that what you will.”
***“To NMC: What are your favorite museums around the world, if you've happened to visit another one?”***
 "I don't think I could name a favorite! There are so many amazing museums out there, waka!"
 "None that feature my art…"
 "None…"
 "Don't worry about it, buddy. Your art will end up in a museum one day! I'm sure of it, blip."
 "IF FAWFUL MAY INTERJECT, HE HAS QUESTION! HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT MAYBE YOUR ART IS NOT IN MUSEUM OF ARTINESS BECAUSE IT IS IN-FACT TERRIBLE?"
 "Everyday, when I look in the mirror."
***“(@ Reigen) do you think having a ghost in your home is better than being alone”***
 "Having a ghost in your home is ridiculous! Leave it to me, and you'll go back to living alone in no time!"
 "I know a lot of ghosts. They're actually not too bad, blip!"
 "Ah, some spirits may mean no harm at first, but things can quickly change!"
 "Better safe than sorry, as I say!"
 "Maybe if they weren't always being hunted, they would be nicer, waka…"
 "If THEY weren’t being hunted?! If you ask me, they’re hunting us! I risk my life for these things, you know?!"
***“To Namco Museum Curator. Thoughts on your other ocs in kfads who have also entered WR3? (Lilith, Lune, and Homebrew Chan)”***
 "Ah, I wouldn’t say I know much about them, blip… Yogi isn’t one for letting us visit different tournaments…"
 "GRR!! It’s not my fault that I’m banned from over half of them!!"
 "Umm, that aside..."
 "I am a big fan of Homebrew's preservation tactics a lot, blip!"
 "Isn't piracy of art illegal? Or piracy of anything, for that matter."
 "Not unless caught! Fawful has committed many crimes."
 "You and me both, buddy!"
***“DOES FAWFUL HAVE CHORTLES? MORE IMPORTANTLY, DOES FAWFUL HAVE FURY???”***
 "No."
 "Are those not your two constant states of emotions?"
 "I have BOREDOM! This question is as boring as a buffet filled with nothing but BEETS!"
 "You sound pretty furious to me."
 "NO! I DO NOT HAVE FURY! FAWFUL IS PERFECTLY CALM AND DOESN'T HAVE FURY!"
 "Your head's gone all red, blip…"
 "GRRRRRRR... I HAVE FURY! I HATE THIS QUESTION! AND BEETS!"
 "Hey! Don’t say GRRRR. That’s my line!"
***“Squidward Can you spell Kid Amogus backwards?”***
 "I find much laughter in this question!"
 "I don't see what's so funny about it. Sounds kind of stupid, if you ask me."
 "AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE THE FINKIEST OF ALL FINK-RATS!"
 "Whatever... Anyways, what was the question?"
 "Well, Kid Amogus backwards would be **Sugoma Dik**."

 "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
 "I don’t get it."
***“> Reigen and Squidward: What is it like sharing a birthday”***
 "FAWFUL ALSO SHARES THEIR BIRTHDAY!"
 "Do you really?"
 "No! Fawful just likes drawing attention to himself like a shrimp in a stagelight!"
 "Anyways, sharing a birthday here was odd. Everyone celebrated our birthdays simultaneously. It's better than no one celebrating it like back in Bikini Bottom at least."
 "Wow, that's... kind of sad."
 "Oh, don't worry about it."
 "GRRRR… Nobody’s ever celebrated my birthday…"
 "Do you even have a birthday?"
 "Yeah! **February 3rd**!"
 "Oh. I… wasn’t expecting a serious answer from you."
 "Now that you know, you better give me the most expensive presents you’ve got!"
***“Dear Yogi Rage, Booboo won your match so he deserves a raise.”***
 "Booboo deserves to be shoved off a freakin’ cliff!!"
 "What did he even do, bloop?"
 "He got **cancelled**."
 "C-Cancelled how…? Blip?"
 "i made a severe lapse in my judgement"
 "What the heck?! Have you been here the whole time?!"
 "yeah"
 "GET OUT!!!"
 "ok"
***“Fawful, how are you so based?”***
 "Based on what? Fawful is not based on anything."
 "I can say who these other 3 fink-rats are based on though!"
 "Um, I think the question meant “based” as a way to say "cool", blip."
 "Well mine's more fun!"
 "Namco Museum Curator is based on a gumball after being swallowed and digested by a child who stinks!"
 "Squidward is based on the bloodshot eyes of a poet after a restless night at his craft! And that poet ALSO stinks!"
 "Reigen is based on a greedy yellow man I once heard tales about! Those rumors had it that he ALSO stinks!"
 "Those were all mean…"
 "...and Fawful is based! In the cool way, of course."
*“**Do Namco and Squidward get along due to their shared appreciation of fine arts and art preservation?”***
 "I suppose we get along fine. We have a bit of a different idea of art though."
 "Aw, don't take it personally! I think your random squiggly lines are beautiful art, blip."
 "Random squiggly lines?..."
 "Umm… Well... I do appreciate his enthusiasm for the fine arts, blip! However, none of the canvases I've lent him have… survived his working on them. And, he's not exactly very cooperative in sharing most of them, waka."
 "BECAUSE NONE OF YOU CAN GRASP MY FORM OF **SELF-EXPRESSION**!"
 "My self expression comes in the form of asking more questions!"
***“reigen: this isn't a question really but i appreciate you competing, the stuff you rep got me into a lot of things i like now. it means a lot that such a cool dude was able to inspire me”***
 "Huh. Well, hm... you're welcome, I guess."
 "It's not every day you inspire someone you've never really talked to... but if you like what I do, I think that counts for something. Thanks for letting me know."
***“NMC, in case you're worried about your chances, just know that I'm rooting for you. You're the character who single-handedly got me into this community and I'm really hoping you take the whole thing home.”***
 "Not to sound *too* braggadocious, but I'm pretty confident in my chances, blip! I'd say I'm worried about Fawful, but…"
 "But what? Does a measly fink-rat really believe they can stomp the flames made by the smoked grill of fury?! Fawful would LOVE to see you try!"
 "...I think he's hyped himself up enough, bloop."
 "Well gee willikers! Would you look at that! We seem to be running low on time!"
 "Low on time? It hasn’t been that long."
 "Okay, you got me. The rest of the questions are just LAME! But I did want to ask **one final question** first…"
*“**To All - you wake up, you are immortal(you do not age, you cannot get hurt, you do not need to sustain yourself). God himself has come down and told you "YOU HAVE to kill every wasp", and then vanishes forever. You look outside and there are no more humans. Other animals are still there, just no more humans, just a world left behind. You have to kill every wasp. When all the wasps are dead, god himself will come down again and reset the planet to how it was before, he'll bring back the humans and reset the environment (except for the wasps they'll stay dead) how long would it take for you to kill every single wasp”***
 "**10 Minutes**! Fawful needs no more than THAT to procure you a steamy hot soup of squashed bug!"
 "Well, that's a lot of wasps. I guess I would say… **10 years**?"
 "...**15 minutes**…"
 "Yeah, that sounds about right."
 "I don't want to hurt the wasps! They didn't do anything to me, blip!"
 "Hmm… Call me back later, and I could get you an answer. I’d estimate it taking quite a while, though… Are you sure you have the funds?"
 "I already killed the wasps! Where’s my prize?!"
 "Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen any wasps in this place…"
 "My **rage powers** go farther than you think! I can do more than all of you combined!"
 "I somehow doubt that."
 "I demand proof of these powers of your rage!"
 "Hmph. I’m feeling merciful today."
. . .
 "Well, I think that’s the end of the QNA, isn’t it?"
 "Yes. I want to go home."
 "I didn’t think I’d be answering so many interesting questions, blip!"
 "Eh, I’m used to this kind of stuff. I could answer questions all day if you want!"
 "Fawful could also answer questions all day!"
 "Oh, what a nightmare that would be…"
 "With that said and done, thank you all for tuning into this QNA! And thank you to everyone who submitted a **good** question!"
 "What about the bad ones, blip?"
 "Hey! There’s a reason I didn’t include some! I’m not here to answer lame-o questions!"
 "*Anyways…* I think it’s time to officially end this QNA! Thanks for tuning in, and…"
. . .