Nudnik Impossible

In order to be syndicated for TV broadcast, the Nudnik episodes needed one final 13th episode added onto them, and thus Nudnik Impossible was made from promotional animations, some previously seen in "I Remember Nudnik".

In this episode, Nudnik is painting a room in a woman's house, but of course runs into complications that lead from one thing to another.

## Summary

The episode begins as we see Nudnik sleeping on a ladder in front of a house. The woman, unhappy at this sight, closes the ladder on him, walks over to him, gives him a bucket of paint and orders him to go in and paint the upstairs room in her house, so Nudnik puts on his bandana and willingly goes upstairs with the ladder to do this.

Nudnik walks into the room but accidentally runs into the wall with the ladder, leaving an awful mess of the wall, especially on the other side, leaving the woman already more angry with him than before.

He accidentally gets his rear stuck in the bucket of paint, but as he pulls it off the paint ends up falling into his pants, so he pours it back into the bucket through his pantleg, but the paint ends up dripping through the floor onto the dog sleeping in the horse stable below, which wakes him up, getting him mad and biting the horse, causing it to run away and drop a horseshoe.

The woman decides to try and sit down and read a book, but is immediately interrupted by Nudnik's attempts to paint the room, as when he walks up the ladder to paint the ceiling, it only opens more and loudly closes on him. Nudnik decides to climb up from the inside of the ladder and for a second this idea seems successful, but he loses his balance and although he almost falls out the window, this causes the bike near the house to take off down the road.

Nudnik launches himself back into the room, but gets him and the paint bucket stuck in the ladder. He manages to stand up, but the ladder stands up with him, and the paint bucket, still stuck in the ladder, pours into his pants once again. He takes a step forward, but accidentally steps on the paint roller, colliding with ladder and balancing on the paint roller as it sends him around the room, down the stairs and down the road, the house crumbling after he leaves. The woman arises from the rubble and shakes her fist at Nudnik angry as he leaves, so she throws the horse shoe that was on the ground at him as he gets himself unstuck from the ladder in the distance.

The horse shoe lands in the rear of his pants, so he pulls it out and happily throws it behind him, to which the horse from earlier walks up and steps on it. Nudnik takes notice of this and immediately gets the idea to mount the saddle. He tries this, but the saddle tips over, so he tries crawling up from under and behind. Despite the rather not pleasant view, he crawls up, and though the horse's leg gets caught on the stirrup at first, Nudnik somewhat successfully mounts the saddle, despite the saddle being in a spot where the horse's back legs kick up.

Nudnik rides for a bit until he gets launched forward when the horse goes to take a drink. Still holding the lead to the horse tack as he gets launched, the lead gets caught on a fence, pulling out the tack from the horse's mouth and snapping into Nudnik's mouth. Nudnik sighs and trots away like a horse, and the horse throws away the horse shoe it stepped on earlier onto Nudnik's head.

The scene then cuts to Nudnik walking down a street in the city and notices a bike leaning against the wall. The bike has a flat tire, so Nudnik grabs a pump and tries to pump it up, but blows up his shoe instead. He tries to mount it anyway and take off, but his pants get caught in the spokes and pull them off, leaving him embarrassed on the bike in his underpants.

Suddenly, the woman and her dog approach him from down the street and the woman beats up Nudnik off camera, and the episode ends as we see the woman slowly riding her bike with the horse from earlier following behind it, while Nudnik with the ladder on top of him and the bucket on his head lays defeated on the saddle.

## Characters

* Nudnik
* The fat woman
* The fat woman's husband (in a photograph)
* The yellow dog
* The horse

## Trivia

* This is the only episode where we see any reference to the woman's husband.
* Unlike the usual 6 to 7 minute running time, this episode is only over 4 minutes considering it consists of mainly promotional material.