Bit Chaos

*"To deny our impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human."*

*~Mouse, The Matrix*

## Dossier

Bit Chaos lives in her small van/workshop and travels throughout the city doing odd jobs. She is a loner except for a lover she hasn't seen in a couple years. Bit is cautious when meeting new people and likes to arrive early to survey the scene. Most of the time wearing headphones as to make it appear as though she isn't listening, Bit takes in everything she can.

## Physical Appearance

##### File 1: Chippin' In

Happy New Year, which is what would be saying if I were to hang out with anyone. I woke this morning knowing there was a job to do, and boy was I awake. Of course, sleep really is overrated and I was tinkering with some stuff anyway and lost track of time. I realized it was only 4am and the meeting time wasn't until 10. So, I heated myself a hot cup of tea (no one needed to see me acting like a twitch today.) I left early as I wanted to get to the destination- The Tipsy Monk- before everyone to survey what would be happening. I arrived 30 mins. early and sat alone in a dark corner. There was a random dude passed out and someone sitting at the bar. I was not going to try to talk to them. Who knows what could have happened? After 20 minutes passed, a very interesting looking person came in. They had adorable freckles and silver blue eyes... wow! Oh, and they had a Katana as well. (I silently checked to make sure my samurai swords were still intact at that point, can't go losing the only weapons I really have...) Their hair shown like light up tinsel. I bet that cost them some eddies. Just buying the neon dye for my hair was enough to put me on kibble for the next three weeks. At 5 minutes to 10, one of the boxes, box 2 if I remember correctly, lit up green. That was it, the place I was to be going. I noticed that the person from the bar (Spike I called him in my head) started toward the box. Lovely, (I roll my eyes thinking about it). At 1 minute to 10, 2 more joined us. The first, very colorful (I must admit the neon was looking good), carried a guitar and their eyes were very catlike. Even their skin had a hint of color. Maybe teal...no... what color was that. It was a blue- green. Maybe I will remember as I go on. Anyway, behind them was a woman with magenta hair (I was seriously loving the fact that we all had awesome hairstyles.) Definitely thinking she was a nomad due to her choice of clothing, (I am not one to make rash assumptions on clothing so I will have to wait and find out.) We all sat around the holo table and Fagan, who no one knows what they look like, started calling our names. Oh yea, Spike's real name is Fridge, but in my head, they will be Spike. I mean they have a spikey mohawk and it used to be neon green. Fagan told us we had to work together...great...a group project. At least it is supposed to pay well. Nothing like looking for an organic heffer in Night City. We left the Tipsy Monk and decided to drive toward Rancho Coronado. At one point I know I had a shot of tequila and then honestly, I don't remember much. Did I flirt with Spike? Oh no, how embarrassing. I don't know what is going to happen next, but I sure hope Spike forgives me for however I acted. Damn, I need to make good impressions, not bad ones. No wonder I live alone in my van. Well, until the next File, this is Bit Chaos, signing off.

##### File 2: National Myth

Ok, so I forgot to mention that we had arrived near this horrid "Murica" house which supposedly was where the heifer was being kept. We decided to go get the cow. Now seriously there was some major hilarity happening on the way. I mean Spike pulls out an amazing weapon. It was hilarious because Smoke was enthralled with it. Spike asked if they wanted to hold it, but Smoke responded with "Say it slower and when we're not on the job." It was so funny. I hadn't laughed like that in a while. We headed to the horrid house and low and behold we had to deal with many problems. They were all a mess. You know the type...ugh. Spike totally started running around and Nova threw in a zinger about Fridge's that can running. Oh, lol I guess the joke doesn't work when I use his nickname. Oh well it was still a lovely throwback to the days when they had prank phone calls. There was so much that happened with this whole raid on the house. K2 took out a guy with a lead pipe. Smoke totally slit a dude's throat. I was able to take some stuff from the dead guys (they won't be needing it anymore) and then we headed toward the actual house. I tried throwing a knife, but my physics idea was a bit off. I was able to do an amazing trick, act like an idiot, and dodge 4 bullets. Unfortunately, I got shot in my right arm (thank goodness I am ambidextrous, so I was able to do some swinging with my left arm. Smoke was able to help with the pain and I hid to keep from becoming more hurt. Smoke got the cow after everyone defeated the rest of the guys. Spike had some tampons which they gave to both me and K2 for our bleeding and we tried to deliver the cow. I stayed in the car, but later found out that we went through all that for them to kill the heifer. Ridiculous!!! We finally got to a ripper Doc name Hazzard, and we didn't even have to pay. We found out that we had all been accepted into the After Life club...which if you didn't know...is super exclusive. Yay us! We changed out of our messed up and bloody clothes to be stylish and head to the club. Before we even got there, all the screens lit up with this dude Johnny Silverhand (I thought he was dead), anyway then an EMP went off and things went haywire, literally. Smoke went down and there is clearly something wrong, I didn't know what to do. I ran to them and helped as best I could. Smoke was able to hack CCTV and find some info, but they soon passed out after a nosebleed. We ran into the club and Rogue was at the door. We were told to sit down and shut up. So, I decided to go ahead and record this file. Also, how are all these netrunners I am working with so hot. I mean Spike, Smoke, Nova, K2...who next. Ok I seriously should shut up now. More to come!

File 3: Runaways

Ok, so we sat down in a booth and shut up. I tried to tell a joke, but Spike doesn't quite understand humor yet. Smoke finally woke up, thank goodness. So, while we were sitting there, there was a knock on the door, not it was more of a kicking and there was screaming as well. Oh, my soul, the door opened, and I couldn't believe it. Kerry Eurodyne walked through the door. I NEVER thought I would be any kind of close to him. Holy shit he knew Smoke and his eyes were ocean blue. I had to tell myself to calm down especially after he kissed my hand. Talk about swoon worthy. I mean this guy plays every instrument and is hot to top it off. Ok, getting Kerry'd away...hehe... so in all seriousness Smoke then had a talk to Kerry. We found out that Smoke knew who was behind what was going on with the screens. Smoke calls her "The patron saint of vicious cunts." I mean if this person is who Smoke says she is, I agree. Kerry made us some drinks and I had a Bloody Pucker. No, that isn't some weird kiss from a vampire...even though it sounds like it could be... it was just lemonade mixed with grenadine. It was delicious. While we drank, Smoke told us the story of the Runaways and how they were the last one of the groups left. Kerry decided to hire us to find this "twat waffle" as Nova called her. We found out we needed to go find Potion and chat with them. Intel told us they may be at the Eden Club. Before heading that way, we needed to waste some time, so we headed to the Ripper Doc and got fixed up. We then went to Kerry's place which is also where Smoke lives. This place was amazing. Of course, Kerry had told us we could visit anytime...hehe. We then found out that he was not at the Eden Club but was at Lizzie's. This is where it got a little dodgy. Foxy was at the door letting people in or not depending on the person. She didn't recognize me, but I was able to whisper to her and between all of us we were able to get into the club. Nova definitely knew Foxy. Boomchickawowow! Potion was sitting at the bar but was acting really strange. We went to a back room to talk and then Potion said they were going to check something out. Thing was, they hadn't come back yet. Smoke got a weird call from the police who said Potion had been missing for 26 hours. What a load. Something is seriously wrong. Oh crap, Smoke just got a call from Potion. They have been kidnapped. We are off to find them. Wish us luck. Check back in with updates soon.

File 4: Operation Rescue

Well, we stayed at Lizzie's for a bit trying to figure out what the next plan was. We decided to go check out the Eden Club as that was where we were originally supposed to meet Potion. We all drove there in my house ahem I mean van. When we got there, they were still closed- evidently people don't drink during the day here. We tried getting information from the door guy named Michaels. I asked him if they carry a Wolfcrazy Tornado Drink. He looked at me like I was an idiot. I think everyone else thought I was making this drink up. I'm not! See I heard from someone...I'm not going to say who... about this drink and I really want to try it. I cannot remember what all is in this drink, but I know that it is a swirling-colored drink that looks like a tornado when you mix it, and it is topped with charcoal whipped cream that swirls to look like a wolfs tail on top. At least I think that's what it looks like. It is so weird that it has to be good! Anyway, I Ieft my business card with Michaels so he can call me if they get the drink in. Or maybe he will just call...who knows. Smoke was able to get some intel while I was chatting with Michaels. We realized we were being followed by some cops and decided to stop at Captain Calientes for some food after I had to try to outrun and outsmart the cops. We didn't even have time to eat our food when here comes the cop. We did get our food to go, and the cop was waiting outside. I didn't get the cops name because he's an asshole and I really don't want to know him. Smoke told him to stop stalking her that it was weird and that seemed to help us get away. We headed to a safe house owned by Avacad... I mean Aldecaldo, Trace Aldecaldo. Of course, we found out Potion was in the desert and the Wraiths had him. There was a shootout which ended with Spike getting badly injured and Smoke hurt as well. We are heading back to the city now to get Spike to a Doc. I sure hope he will be ok. Hopefully I will have an update on his condition soon.

File 5:

Ok, so Smoke was able to get better, but Spike was super roughed up and had to stay at the Docs for a surgery. We decided to go next door to a new store called Chapel which is run by Chapel. I was able to buy a lockpicking kit, 2 whetstones, and a soldering gun kit. I can't wait to use that soldering gun to work on K2's bat, but that will have to wait a bit. Ok, so we got stuff from the lovely Chapel, and I tried to get some chocolate for Spike, but they didn't have any. :( We then decided to head to Pacifica as Smoke had someone to meet. Of course, Pacifica is run by the Voodoo boys, so we have to be careful. We passed by playland by the sea and man I wish I could ride a Ferris wheel again. I've always wanted to ride one. We rode by and it looked so beautiful. We had to head to The Chapel (not the store lol) to meet Gespard. Smoke was brilliant as they have been and brought rum and a cigar from the Chapel store for Papa. We all had some rum and then Papa passed around the cigar, and we all had to take a smoke. Seriously, I have never smoked anything. I decided to try to do it like some of the old vidflicks I had seen and make a smoke circle. Papa gave me a weird look, but I am so used to that at this point. I mean I am weird and proud of it. So, Papa told us that the next thing to do to get the information we need is to go deal with a Haunted House. I have seen so many vidflicks of haunted houses and ghost hunting and I always wanted to see a haunting, I was soooooo excited! So, since I "knew" the most about hauntings, I led the way. We had been told there was a woman on the second floor that would always look out the window. We went upstairs and everything was covered in dust like no one had been there. There was no internet so Smoke couldn't patch into the system. We went all around in stealth mode. There were 4 doors, and we checked the first two and ended up in a bedroom. Found a secret door in the closet and went into the walls. K2 told us it was a bad idea, but I didn't care I had to find that ghost. We went through the wall and ended up that I got through a door, and it locked behind me and the others had to find a way back to me. Turns out it wasn't even a ghost just a creepy ass scary doll thing. Ended up trying to kill me but thankfully Nova killed it. So weird and I was so sad that it wasn't a real ghost. Smoke and K2 did go through the wall and found the hiding place for this creeper and there were crates of MRE's and an air sealed trunk to hide the smell of bodies. Evidently creeper's real name was Eve Fisher and had been killing people and using their flesh. So weird. Anyway, no ghost, just a serial killer. Story of my life.

## WolfCrazy Tornado Drink

WolfCrazy Tornado Drink Story:

Bit had heard stories of the drink Baka Okami Tsuisutā from the [redacted] but had never gotten to try one. She wasn’t/isn’t fluent in Japanese and can only pick out certain words and things so when she left the [redacted], some things got lost in translation. What she thinks is called the Wolf Crazy Tornado Drink is actually the Mad Dragon (Twister) Baka Okami no Kami Tsuitāgēmu. Since they are similar, and she tried to remember it from memory when she translated it to English, she got WolfCrazy Tornado Drink. No one would know what she was talking about even if she tried to order it with the [redacted] as she has botched the name. It’s no wonder people have never heard of it.

**WolfCrazy Tornado Drink:**

馬鹿 Baka - Wolf

狼 Okami - Crazy

ツイスター Tsuisutā - Twister (tornado) {The Japanese have a different word for Tornado and Twister, but those she was around used Twister to describe tornados.}

**Mad Dragon Twister:**

馬鹿 Baka - Mad

淤加美神 Okami no Kami - Japanese Dragon and deity of rain and snow

ツイスターゲーム Tsuitāgēmu- Twister (the game) {it is a twister because the colors of the drink are the colors on a twister game mat.}

* 10 ml: Grenadine
* 35 ml: Vodka
* 10ml: Blue Curacoa
* Orange Juice Ice

Directions:

1. Using a tall narrow glass, add the grenadine to the bottom.

2. Slowly place the ice cubes in the glass filling it 1/2 with ice.

3. Pour orange juice in slowly to fill the glass 3/4 of the way

4. Mix the Vodka and the Blue Curacoa then slowly pour into glass using a bar spoon.

5. Use the bar spoon to carefully mix the blue and yellow to make green.

6. Take a small piece of dry ice (use dry ice per instructions for safety) and drop in the glass. This will cause smoke to rise from the top creating the Dragon’s smoke.