Don Polentone

> **"I died again"** - After SDing for the 3rd time in the match
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### Goal

Eliminate all casualsMake everyone play LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures for the Nintendo Wii

## Personal

### Relatives

Silque (love interest)Palla (love interest)

Baby Est (idol)

### Class

Bishop

**Don Polentone** is an unfunny member of ME and its sister sub SPE. He's always present in every circlejerk despite knowing jack shit about the games. He loves the Wii version of LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures and wants every being on Earth to play it. Also he really likes flags for some reason.

## In the community

Don ranked last place in a draft run of Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia, behind Paulean and DefinitelyNotALoli because he is a cring casual who turtles (jk it's just that being in front of another man is gay so finished last). In this run he experienced all the bliss that is using Silque, making use of her numerous attributes such as Warp and Invoke, basically saving his ass from finishing the run with 20+ hours. Her kill on Duma converted him entirely to her religion.

Silque's warp capabilities inspired him enough to beat Paulean, Loli and Gator (?) in a subsequent FE11 draft run, thanks to the help of Dark Mage Macellan.

He's been playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate along other members of the sub/server, and is notorious by his consistency in being the first to run out of stocks, mainly thanks to his prowess on jumping out of the stage and dying. Nevertheless, TheJammed's Hero's Side-B spam plays a big part in this.

## In game

### Memesemblem Echoes: Da Genshin

Growths

Out of the entire Main cast of the hack, Don is by far the most min maxed character. His stats are completely focused on Magic and Resistance, which makes him somewhat of a magic tank. He joins at Turn 4, together with Lopt, the other healer of the hack, and gives the player the option to change the OST of the map.

Don's combat, however, is pretty underwhelming, mostly because the weapon he joins with, the Resire tome, has terrible stats. With 0 might and 60 hit, Resire will miss quite often and won't deal much damage, even with Don's amazing magic stat. Therefore, Don's role is primarely to be a healer, which he's pretty good at, since he comes with B staves and a mend staff, which is enough to fully heal any unit to it's max HP, with the exception of Paulean.

Although at base his combat is bad, Don is also the easiest character to cheese the game with, alongside Lopt. He can abuse the EXP gain from staves to score some levels, and thanks to how min-maxed his growths are, he'll have a pretty good HP and Speed and a massive Magic, Skill, Luck and Resistance stat in no time. Couple that with his Resire tome, and he has unlimited nostanking potential. Even without cheesing the hack, Don is dishes a lot of damage with the Shine tome you can buy from the first shop, and he's very accurate with it as well. Don's biggest cheese potential, however, comes with his secret event, which is also the hardest secret event to achieve in the hack. Once he gets the secret event, though, there is nothing in the map that is strong enough to handle his power, aside from the Secret Boss.