Fanon: Gotta Cool Down

Gotta Cool Down

Author
EmeraldYT est. 2007

Published on
October 30, 2022

Publisher
EmeraldYT est. 2007

This was a deleted upload on DeviantArt by former My Life as a Teenage Rabbot Wiki co-founder EmeraldYT est. 2007, and hasn't been found on the Wayback Machine due to Jenny\_Wakeman9 forgetting the link, therefore it is forever lost. That said, what has been saved to Wicker's computer is the full document, and unedited in any way whatsoever, and does not reflect the views and nature of the characters featured in this page. Well, okay, it does. You have been warned!

**NOTE:** This story takes place in the *My Life as a Teenage Rabbot* universe. Don’t go crazy in the comments! However, this is not canon to the *My Life as a Teenage Rabbot* universe, but this page, let alone its sister page, will be here for historical purposes only.
**One summer day, at the Loud House, Lincoln, and his girlfriend Penelope, were sitting on the sofa, baked from the heat. Penelope, on the other hand, has about had it, and so has her temper.**
Lincoln: If it gets any hotter than this, I’m going to melt! **he tries to fan himself by yanking the collar of his shirt back and forth** It’s so, so hot!
Penelope: **she, too, was feeling the heat from the Sun** Ya don’t think, Linc-o? I’m about to lose it over here! This sun just won’t quit! IT JUST WON’T QUIT!!!
Lincoln: The only way to cool us down is to-- **he gets interrupted by Penelope**
Penelope: *NOT. AGAIN.* Not again, Lincoln! I can’t go for another day in my underwear! I’ve gone through too many pairs this week, and I’m not willing to go through another one!
Lincoln: You’re going to have to! Yeah, I’ve gone through a lot of pairs, but it’s necessary!
Penelope: *Lincoln*, seriously! I can’t afford to go another day in just my training bra and panties! Too many pairs are gone from my clothing catalog! I counted, trust me! I lost well over 20 different pairs! *TWEN. TY.*
Lincoln: But most of them are washed.
Penelope: Oh, I ‘spose ya do have a point there. But still! Besides, when we’re in the water in our underwear, it starts chafing a storm thanks to me being in my bra and my panties in the water for so long! And you *KNOW* I can’t handle the itchiness from the nonstop chafing!
Lincoln: I’m used to it, but that’s pretty bad on your part!
Penelope: **she sighs frustrated, blankly looking at him** Tell me about it… Bein' a girl *sucks*, BUT THIS HEAT SUCKS EVEN MORE!!!
**A few minutes later, Penelope was upstairs in her and Lincoln’s bedroom, seen in just her training bra and underwear, with her casual attire folded up neatly and placed on the bed. Lincoln, on the other hand, was also wearing his underwear. Lincoln comes back and sees Penelope, smiling happily with her braces showing, the same with her buck teeth.**
Lincoln: It’ll be perfectly fine, Penelope.
Penelope: Of course, I will! I was just overreacting earlier due to the heat, y'know. Me “not being able to afford another pair of underwear”, HA! I think not! I got plenty of pairs left in my clothing catalog, as it is over here! And, considering that I’m feeling colorful today… **the camera pans back to reveal Penelope wearing a blue-green-pink polka-dotted training bra and matching panties** I’m wearing a colorful dotted lingerie!
Lincoln: I forgot you had that one! Really suits you, Pen!
Penelope: **she giggles as a smile forms on her face** Thanks, Linc-o. I love feeling colorful on days like these!
Lincoln: For me, I went with these dark red briefs for today. You do tend to see me in these a lot.
Penelope: **she chuckles as she scratches the back of her head** Yeah, I ‘spose I do. You do look kind of nice in them, if I do have to be honest.
Lincoln: You think so? **as he looks down at his current attire** I do look charming in them! You’re right!
Penelope: Well, I’m always right, am I not? I am the clever and super smart one here, while you’re always the man with the plan. Y'know that I'm right on that one approximately 99.9999% of the time, correct?
Lincoln: That’s right! So, now that our clothes are folded up for afterward, you wanna head downstairs to the backyard?
Penelope: Right after I grab my towel, alright? Gotta have it in case you want to get out after, you know?
Lincoln: I get you. You do need a towel for after getting out of the pool.
Penelope: **she grabs her towel from the back of their door** Now, with that out of the way, let’s head down to the pool!
**Both rush to the swimming pool, which was at a reasonable temperature of 68 degrees Fahrenheit (20 degree Celsius).**
Lincoln: Alright. You ready to get in? Because I know I am!
Penelope: Let me check the temperature first. Gotta make sure it’s a reasonable temperature for the both of us!
**She reaches her hand into the water. It was warm, considering it was 68 degrees Fahrenheit (20 degree Celsius).**
Penelope: Feels pretty warm! Warm enough for us to get in!
Lincoln: Sweet! **he lightly jogs over to the swimming pool and climbs up the ladder** Alright, time to get in here!
**He dips one foot into the water.**
Lincoln: That is actually pretty warm!
Penelope: **she adjusts her training bra strap as she smiles, later setting down her towel and taking off her glasses** I told you it was, Loud!
Lincoln: You might wanna back away for this, because I’m about to do a cannonball into this pool!
Penelope: Yeah, go ahead! **she smiles until she pauses, she blinks a few times as her smile fades away, shifting to a look of horror on her face** …Wait a minute… Did… did he just say a cannonba--?
**Lincoln jumped off the ladder and curls into a ball.**
Lincoln: CA-A-A-A-ANNO-O-O-ONBA-A-A-ALL!!!
**He splashes back down into the water, creating a splash. Penelope shrieks and ducks under to avoid being splashed.**
Penelope: You almost HAD me there, Linc-o!
Lincoln: **he surfaces back up as he brushes his hair back** I told you to back up! **he chuckles as he smiles** Get in here!
Penelope: **she adjusts her bra strap again as she climbs up the pool ladder** I’m not really feeling the cannonballin' vibe today, so I’ll get in the normal way.
**She carefully climbs down the ladder and into the water, later swimming freely in the water.**
Lincoln: The water feels nice, doesn’t it?
Penelope: **she smiles as she looks at Lincoln** Yeah, it feels really pleasant! It’s a good refresher on a hot day like today.
Lincoln: You really could get used to this.
Penelope: I technically could, but then my bra and my panties would start to chafe, and it’ll be itching up a storm all over me, and I do not want that.
Lincoln: Fair point! I don’t want you itching, so we’ll probably get out after, say, 30–45 minutes?
Penelope: Pretty reasonable time limit. We’ll both be cooled off by that time.
Lincoln: Yeah, you bet that.
**45 minutes afterward…**
Penelope: **she scratches her back as it starts itching** Lincoln, let’s get out. My back is starting to chafe!
Lincoln: Coming, Penelope!
**Both of them climb out of the pool and back down the ladder.**
Lincoln: Whoo! **he grabs his towel and dries his face** That was really refreshing, and well needed.
Penelope: **she adjusts her bra strap as she dries her face with her towel** Yeah, it was well needed, Lincoln. Now, let’s get changed out of our soaked underwear. I’m itching all over thanks to mine.
Lincoln: Yeah, let’s do that. And… **he yawns a little** Maybe have a nap? I am getting tired…
Penelope: A… Nap? **she yawns after Lincoln** Aw, dang it! You’re making me yawn now, Loud!
Lincoln: **he chuckles as he yawns again** Sorry! I just can’t help it!
Penelope: Someday, I'm gonna call ya a sloth, since you sleep a lot. **she pauses for a moment** No offense. Anyway, let's get changed before I chafe myself to death here!!! **she exclaims while scratching her back more**
**Later, inside the Loud House, Lincoln and Penelope were showered up, dried off and changed into clean underwear, for obvious reasons as it was still hot out.**
Lincoln: There’s no way I’m wearing my pajamas for a nap.
Penelope: Yeah, me either. When it’s a hot night, or when I’m about to have a nap during a hot day, I just go with my training bra and panties, because sleeping with pajamas is a no-go for me. Heck, even being in my nightgown when it’s hot is *also* a no-go for me, too! It just isn't, honestly.
**Lincoln lays down on his bed, while Penelope took off her glasses and sets her watch on the nightstand next to her. She, too, lays down with Lincoln. Later, they’re seen fast asleep.**
End