Battleship (game)

## Could've Been A Video Game

It's Like A Lesbian Love Triangle Except In The Yandere Navy This Is About Recruiting The Rejected Third Party As Throughout This Yandere Simulator The Rejected Third Party's Resolve Is Challenged Senpai Passed This Test When He Still Clinged To Osana Despite Osana Being Involved In A Love Triangle With Yandere And Info-Chan Senpai Became The Latest Initiate Because He Has No Problem Being Part of A Lesbian Love Triangle The Resolve That's Tested In This Particular Lesbian Love Triangle Is Whether or Not You'll Share Your Body With Another Lesbian At The Specific Exclusion of An Exclusive Relationship In Short Senpai's Resolve Was Being Tested To Determine Whether or Not Senpai Would Accept Polyamory Senpai Passed That Test

## The Lesbian Love Triangle

Senpai Was So Openly Expressive About Wanting To Be Part of Lesbian Love Triangle That A Certain Captain At Sea Said A Bad Word Because That Bad Word Had Become Obsolete And Redefined The Meaning of "Whistleblower" As An Aircraft Carrier Was Sinking And A Certain Hacker Was Escorted Off The Flight Deck By Osana Whom Returned To The Lesbian Love Triangle With Yandere To Fully Induct Senpai Into The Magpie While Info-Chan Has Never Communicated Directly With Yandere or Osana Senpai Loves Being In Lesbian Love Triangles And That's Where Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare Becomes An Actual Complication

## What Happens When The Rejected Male Third Party Over The Internet Is Later Accepted Into The Lesbian Love Triangle

That's When You Got Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare Where Two Rival Lesbian Love Triangles Consisting of Multiple Lesbians And Multiple Suitors Fight Over The Same Senpai Throughout The Solar System As The Ranks of The Elite American Military Collapse Again When The BIG CAT FIGHT Starts At Geneva And Concludes In Mars Orbit As All Combatants Are Searching For The Rejected Male Third Party On The Internet Who Could Be Located Anywhere On Earth All The Action In Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare Was Not Actually Happening In Outer Space But In Earth's Oceans As All Combatants Involved Were Trying To Track Down The Rejected Male Third Party Who Had The Compromised Hard Drive

## Here We Go Again

The Magpie Militias Are Organized Through Love Triangles During Mobile Operations There's Always A Rejected Male Third Party Whose A LOT More Then Just A Rejected Third Party While All First And Second Parties DO NOT Officially Acknowledge The Existence of The Third Party This Is VERY Well Organized On The International Scale As The Rejected Third Party Usually Has The Conflict Resource And Knows That As Long As They Have The Conflict Resource None of The Rivals Will Kill The Third Party During Unrestricted Submarine Warfare Lesbian Love Triangles Are An Effective Covert Means of Organizing Entire Submarine Fleets As In These Mobile Operations There's Always A Shore Party With A Conflict Resource

## Not Even The Armored SJ-7 Has An Engine That Powerful

The SJ-7 Was Built For Armed Combat Not Power This Senpai Seer Has A VERY Old Car From The Old World That Seems To Be Bringing Down Mighty Curses Upon Panem As The Nation That Built That Car Built Better Cars

## Who Left Fuel In The 1971 Pontiac Lemans Parked Beneath The Elevated Tram Leading To The Capitol

That One Was Not The Pontiac Senpai Lost The Pontiac In The Woods When He Escaped The Bombing of District 12 The Sparks That You See Flying Near That Mockingjay Symbol Were Plasma Weapons Discharge And Confirmed By The Existence of This Wikia They Myst

## When I Was Following The Train My Car Ran Over An emp Pod That Disabled The Car

That Pod Is Like A Spike Strip Except Instead of Spikes It Has Specially Designed Capacitors That Overload Automotive Electronics The Power Steering And Fuel Injection On That Car Malfunctioned As A Result The Accelerator And Brakes Were Disabled Due To Reliance On Electronics In Addition To These Additional Complications There Were More Pods In The Transfer Such As Deploying Barriers And Other Hazards That All Had To Be Avoided Without Brakes And Power Steering Even The Parking Brake Would Not Work Without Electricity And As A Senpai Who Actually Survived That

## The Transfer Is A Two-Lane One Way Road That Runs Directly Beneath The Train Tracks Throughout Panem

When The Power Steering And Brakes Were No Longer Functional Senpai Used The Dump Truck Ahead of Him To Slow The Vehicle Down As He Bumped The Rear of That Dump Truck The Car In The Other Lane Ran Over A Pressure Activated Mine Pod As Senpai Passed By That Burning Vehicle Additional Motion Activated Barrier Pods Were Deployed Senpai Had To Take Evasive Maneuvers Around These Barriers The Dump Truck Slammed Into One of These Barriers Killing The Trucker On Impact Traffic Flow Was Disrupted Causing A Pile Up In The Transfer

> The Other Car Ran Over Another Pod Melting Down The Car Killing The Driver And It All Started With One Pod
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## One Pod Can Cause A Tragic Accident In The Transfer

You Don't Need No License To Drive In The Transfer However It Takes A Certain Kind of Avox To Know How To Drive Cross-Continental Accidents Happen In The Transfer And The Only Law Down Here Is The Law of The Sea Due To International Borders

## The Intercontinental Freeway Bringing Nations Closer Then Ever Before

In The Past Traveling To Overseas Required A Boat Now With The Transnational Transfer Complete The Days of Boats Are Coming To An End Trucks Are Now Becoming Even More Popular Then They Once Were Everything Internationally Is Transported By Trucks Who Has Boats Anymore

## From Panem To Korea In A Car ? ?

What If It Was Possible To Drive To Korea Via The Transfer Such A Tunnel That Spans An Entire Planet Would Be A Great Wonder In Fact That Would Make For A Good GTA Game

## North And South Korea As Well As All of Europe Connected To The Middle East And North And South America Via The Transfer

The Whole World Connected By One Major Highway International Borders Have Never Collapsed Like This Before