Tex Goes Over The Hedge Part Four: Hammy. EXE and the Pug-A-Pillar Chase

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Toppy, Rohan, Dave, Tex, and I rushed to see where Verne and the wagon load of food was at. Verne knew that the food was needed to feed the family and Vincent. But for some reason, it was missing from the log. A few minutes later, we saw Verne, hauling the wagon load of food in the backyard.

"Verne! What are you doing?!" asked Toppy.

"You put this family in danger, guys! With the EXE and these traps, it's 2006 all over again! So, I'm bringing all of this back, so we can survive!" said Verne.

"You know we need that food to feed your family and Vincent!" objected Toppy. "If we don't have it, they'll die as it is! Either from starvation or being eaten by that bear!"

"Good point," said Verne. "But no! Dang it! I'm not letting you endanger this family anymore, guys! I'll return this to it's rightful owners, you can go bury the EXE, and things will go back to normal!"

"Verne, you don't understand," said Toppy, as he pulled the wagon towards him. "We need this stuff!"

"No, we don't!" said Verne, as he pulled the wagon back towards him.

"You can't take it!" said Toppy, as he pulled the wagon towards him.

"Yes, I can and will!" said Verne, as he pulled the wagon towards him.

Rohan, Dave, Tex, and I watched, as Toppy and Verne engaged in an all-out tug-of-war with the wagon.

"Let go!"

"You let go!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"We have to have it!"

"No!"

"You're being selfish!"

"No, I'm not!"

"Let go!"

"Noooooo!"

At that moment, Verne and Toppy fell down to the ground. But luckily, the wagon load of food was safe. But the only problem was that Toppy heard the sound of Hammy. EXE laughing sinisterly and a dog's bark.

"Verne. Follow me and keep your voice low," whispered Toppy, as he tried to bring the wagon load of food back safely.

"Oh heck no!" yelled Verne, as he pushed Toppy away from the food. "I'm not gonna let you try to manipulate me! I'm putting my foot down!"

At that moment, Hammy. EXE appeared, riding what looked to be PJ Pug-A-Pillar from Poppy Playtime Chapter Two. We all gasped in horror at the sight of our latest EXE problem.

"You took the food, Verne," said Hammy. EXE, ragefully. "You're so selfish!"

"Hammy, stay with me," said Verne.

"Pug-A-Pillar, attack!" yelled Hammy. EXE, as he charged at all of us with the pug-caterpillar hybrid.

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" I yelled in horror.

We all ran away from Hammy. EXE and PJ Pug-A-Pillar. Hammy. EXE laughed sinisterly as he got closer and closer to us.

"Hold on! Isn't that PJ Pug-A-Pillar from Poppy Playtime?!" asked Toppy.

"What now?" asked Verne.

"Poppy Playtime is a horrible game made by some scumbag developers who only care about themselves," said Toppy. "That Pug-A-Pillar is one of the monsters from that game."

"Now's not the time for discussing bad video games!" said Rohan. "We need to figure out a way to save Hammy from the EXE!"

"I know!" said Dave, as he jumped off of the wagon. "You guys save the food! I'll take care of the Pug-A-Pillar and squirrel!"

We all nodded as Dave hopped onto the back of the Pug-A-Pillar, trying to stop it.

"Sit! Lay down! Roll over! Play dead!" said Dave, frantically.

"I don't think so!" said Hammy. EXE, as he smacked Dave in the face.

"You hungry? Look! Food!" yelled Dave, as he and the Pug-A-Pillar and squirrel crashed into a BBQ grill and Dave ate one of the steaks. "MMMM. Ribeye!"

"No way!" said Hammy. EXE, as he took back the reins.

"Look! People! Play with them!" screamed Dave, as he and the animals crashed into a football game.

"Enough!" yelled Hammy. EXE, as he pushed Dave onto the edge of the Pug-A-Pillar. "You're my dinner!"

"Hammy! NO!" yelled Verne, as he hopped onto the Pug-A-Pillar to hug his friend, who turned back into Hammy.

"I'm back!" said Hammy.

"But we still got another problem!" said Tex, as he pointed to a ramp. "Look!"

All of us flew off of the ramp and into the sky, while still holding the wagon. Verne, Dave, and Hammy hopped off of the Pug-A-Pillar, who fell to his demise and hopped onto the wagon with all of us. But the wagon fell out from beneath our feet. We frantically held on to an umbrella to try and float down safely.

"Oh no!" said Toppy, frantically.

We all watched in horror as the wagon full of food fell slowly.

"Gah!" said Rohan, in horror.

The wagon continued falling.

"OH!" said Tex, in horror.

The wagon stopped falling and landed safely onto the street. We all sighed in relief and laughed when that happened.

"That was close," said Toppy, laughing.

But right on cue, a truck ran over the wagon and caused both to explode and catch fire to the umbrella. We all tried to frantically blow the umbrella out, but it burned to a crisp, much to our horror.

"You guys are the devil," said Verne, as he gave us a dirty look.

Then, we all fell down to the ground, screaming. As we fell, Heather and RJ could be seen, walking through the forest, discussing wedding plans.

"So, I was thinking that we should get as much flowers as we can for this wedding," said Heather.

"Babe," said RJ. "How would we do that? There's only so many in the.."

RJ was interrupted by us falling down to the ground. Luckily, no one was hurt. Then, the crushed up wagon and a pile of Spuddies fell. Toppy smiled and tried to reach the pile. But the Spuddies were crushed by the blue cooler, much to Toppy's horror.

"NO! NO!" cried Toppy, in horror.

"What happened here?" asked RJ.

"It's gone! The food! Gone!" yelled Toppy, on the verge of tears.

"Gone?! How?!" asked RJ.

"Ask Verne!" said Toppy, pointing to Verne.

"I returned that food to it's rightful owners," said Verne.

"WHAT?!" RJ and Heather said in horror.

Things would only get more tense between all of us from there. Not to mention, the EXE would affect Heather next.

(To be continued...)