Kramer

*Natalia Ivchenkova, A.K.A. Kramer, hails from Russia. One of a few 'Stormers to come from there, she is used to rough weather and rough terrain. Despite being a newcomer, very few could ever drag her down, especially during a race. A bit on the patriotic side, she prefers to use vehicles mostly from her Motherland, with a few or so exceptions from foreign manufacturers. She also likes to play rough on the track, as much as any European, Asian, or North American 'Stormer. Now just because she's Russian, it doesn't exactly mean that she's outright guzzling down glasses of vodka. Personally, she likes to stay "relatively" sober, preferring kvass for its low alcohol content. Her father had also taught her to be self-sufficient in most areas, but knows when to let some people do their jobs. She is also rather popular aboard the Carrier, as to them, she's a shining example of how women 'Stormers can be just as rough and tumble as the men. She also dislikes people like that power-hungry bitch Queen B.*
*"Privyet, motherf@#$ers! This Russkiy has what it takes!" - Kramer*

**Kramer** (Cyrillic: **Крамер**) is a Rookie 'Stormer OC created by JustAlex93 for The Cherrybomber's fanon sequel series, starting with *MotorStorm: Return to the Wild*.

A Russian-born 'Stormer, she joined up with the Pandrosia Festival when the M.R.A. began allowing Rasputin Motors' vehicles to be used.

She took an immediate dislike to Queen B, whose lust for power and control reminds her far too much of Russia's current political leader, a certain scheming ex-KGB agent who seeks to run things the way that Brezhnev did.

Kramer also made great friends with Pandrosia native Autumn Zephyra, especially since both of them speak Russian fluently and even converse with each other in it, along with being examples of how female 'Stormers are just as tough as the male ones.

She likes to go visit the cult on Pandrosia with Autumn and Xaurkshaeyre, and is also trying to start a petition to get Diva Nova, Flanny G and Queen B kicked out of MotorStorm.

She's also into Graveyard God's music, thinking it to be highly creative. As a matter of fact frequently reaches out to him for ideas on writing her own poetry, seeing as Graveyard God is fluent in Russian.

Not only that, but she also likes to read Russian literature and write poetry. Lastly, she has a sort of friendly rivalry with Strike Eagle, and frequently drinks kvass with him, as well.

## Quotes

Like any 'Stormer, you can interact with her in On-Foot Mode.

### MotorStorm: Return to the Wild

#### Pandrosia

* *"I would give Graveyard God's music a listen, if I were you!"*
* *"I'm not sure which is worse; those annoying protestors or those three power-hungry bitches!"*
* *"Flanny G sucks, not only as a musician, but also as a person!"*
* *"My Alkonost Raid will flatten you if you irk me, so stay out of my way!"*
* *"Sign my petition to get Queen B, Diva Nova, and Flanny G kicked out of MotorStorm, you will not regret it."*
* *"I sure could go for a nice cup of kvass right about now. You should try it. They sell it at the beverage stand!"*
* *"I'm a bit on the patriotic side in terms of manufacturers, but I'm willing to drive cars from foreign marques."*
* *"Sure, why not, comrade?"* - Giving Firefox the okay to let her drink kvass with her and Strike Eagle
* *"You're foolish as to think that American vehicles trump everything. I know that there are European and Asian cars that have American cars beat in certain respects."* - Talking to Jingo
* *"So, you've turned a few 'Stormers against me because of my petition to get you kicked out, eh? Well, I'll have you know that I'd put up with your type back home in Russia."*
* *"Did you just table top me? You'd better watch it or I'll pummel you!"* - After being table topped by the player
* *"Really, you're kicking some of the men in the crotch as part of Monjafetta's stunts? Sooner or later, someone will do the same with you!"*

#### Fendrana

* *"Lay off of Autumn, you spoiled over-emotional rich brat! You say that her home country is a disgrace? I could say the same about Sweden! And I say that Sweden is a cesspool of politically-corrected nonsense and rich morons that have more money than brain cells!"* - Telling Gretchen Falkenberg off for insulting Autumn Zephyra
* *"Oh, nyet...Oh, nyet-nyet-nyet-yet...Did you just call me a **COMMUNIST!?!** If I were your mother, I would show you how Russian women discipline disobedient children like you, Falkenberg!"* - After being called a commie by Gretchen Falkenberg
* *"Beware the Phantromedas. If you hit one of their members during a race, you'll end up dead!"*

### MotorStorm: Untamed Tundra

#### Taymyr Peninsula

* *"This Festival is going to be great! I can tell!"*
* *"I'd recommend going to the Zimnegorsk Lighthouse, it offers a great view of the Kara Sea!"*
* *"Why not grab yourself a bite from the Festival's newest food stand, Blini Blyat? Their blinis are just like home!"*

#### Kola Peninsula

* *"This region is home to the deepest artificial point in the world, the Kola Superdeep Borehole. They were going to dig deeper, but they ran out of funding."*

#### Yakutia Lowland

* *"Shahin was a monster out there in his first race. He brought hell upon his opponents!"*

## Vehicles

* Rasputin Alkonost Raid (main vehicle)
* Molotov Caucasus
* Molotov Stuuka
* Molotov Cutter
* Molotov Shelka
* Rasputin Nagrada R
* Rasputin Gryazi
* Nova GS5 V10
* Ozutsu RS-70XR