Edgar McAlistair

art by Vadvivon

Priscilla McAlistair (granddaughter)

Jasper (father-in-law)

Edgar McAlistair is the protagonist of the second act of The Dolls of New Albion. He is responsible for introducing his mother's Doll technology to the rest of the city. He is voiced by Jason Broderick.

## Biography

Edgar was ten when his mother died. He loved Annabelle and it was a great loss to him when she passed away.

As a young adult he began a relationship with Fay. They fell in love and remained together for several years, with eventual marriage being a given assumption. Unfortunately, Fay fell out of love with Edgar, due to his lack of focus on one pursuit.

Fay broke up with Edgar, telling him that she had really tried, but she had found another man named Silof. Edgar was heartbroken.

As he was moping around the house, Edgar happened across the old trunk in the attic, where he discovered Annabella's formula for raising up the dead. He tries the experiment, and when it's successful he got the idea to start a business.

He began by standing on a soapbox in the town center, promising the crowd a miracle process that can raise the dead. To demonstrate his method, he offers to give five people free mechanical dolls of their loved ones to prove it's not talk.

Some weeks later, he has grown quite successful and can barely keep up with all the orders that are coming in. He opens a store with seven models, including mahogany, lilac, and deep oaken red. His business continues to grow and he opens several factories.

Edgar uses his new wealth and power to destroy Silof, leaving him penniless as revenge for stealing his girl. He then goes to Fay and points out how Silof has become a broken down wreck while he has accumulated a vast fortune. He also tells Fay that he has brought back her father, Jasper, as a doll, but refuses to let her see him unless she marries him.

Fay and Edgar get married, and they have a son named Byron McAlistair.

Edgar's business has a major impact on the city of New Albion for a long time. As a result of of people bringing back the dead for years, the city becomes overrun with slums of dolls. The Voodoopunk movement was founded as a direct reaction to the world Edgar had created. And many years later, during Bio4 市长, The Mayor refers to Edgar as an "Arthur" who introduced the world to a powerful technology that ushered in a new era. She remembered that the introduction of dolls lead to many disasters for the city and was fearful of repeating the same cycle.

## Personality

Edgar loved his father, but his father’s meakishness and boring demeanor prohibited him from being a notable role model for the boy. Edgar was always much more enamored with his mother, who was loving and doting when it occured to her to be, and so unusual, unpredictable and interesting that he all but worshiped her.

Edgar was very focused, loyal, and rigidly monogamous. He had abandonment issues with women, but was attractive, intelligent and had an unswerving loyalty.

When Edgar was initially dating Fay, he was bright but absolutely unfocused, with no idea what do with himself. He had an ability for practical and tactical brilliance, but he could not become interested in a task or career for any length of time. Since he has enough money to get by he can afford to quit whichever career he has recently lost interest in and go back to moping around the house. This eventually drove Fay crazy and was a major reason she fell out of love with him.

After Fay broke up with him, he is seen to be driven and ruthless. Once he was given the proper motivation, winning back the girl he loved and destroying his romantic competition, he very quickly became very successful. He also was very manipulative and merciless in achieving his goal, resorting to blackmail in order to force Fay into marrying him

## Sexy Edgar

Sexy Edgar is one of the many memes in the fanbase, there is such a dedication to him there's a discord server for his “simps”.

The exact origin of the meme is unknown, but it was around 2017 when NADS wanted to know more about the business man and continually insisted that Edgar has a small dick. In response Paul gave Edgar one of the canonically largest penises in his universe, perhaps only being outmatched by Hurl and the males of the Latef line, who are apparently quite well endowed.

The movement was revitalized on July 25, 2020 when Vadvi posted a picture of his Edgar design in Gucci drip (among other things). The reaction to this art was positive, and Vadvi changed the NADS's server name to "Sexy Edgar Fanclub", at which point there was an excessive amount of discussion about how much people love Edgar. This discussion was strongly fueled by a comment by Maisel that said *"oh edgar bend me over and pretend you just found out im cheating on you with Silof."* A faction of the server enthusiastically wanted to show this message directly to Paul himself and half the server did not want Paul to be notified about this statement. (there's a react system set up on the server where a post with ten happy paul emojis can result in Paul himself receiving a notification about the post. A sad paul emoji can negate the effect of a happy paul emoji.) Paul was not tagged to read this message.

The Sexy Edgar server, heretofore referred to as "Edgar Simp Land", was created this same day, by a dead man walking named Red, who was one of the foremost proponents of Sexy Edgar.

Until deeper research was done, the fandom unfairly blamed PixelWayve's Edgar body pillow design for this revival, even though the body pillow design dates back to February 14, 2020 and was not the cause of Sexy Edgar day. Let the record show that PixelWayve is strongly anti-Edgar.

Paul reacted to Sexy Edgar Day on Twitter by organizing a Sexy Edgar x Raven art contest, with the winner of the contest being selected by Paul's youngest child, Luka. As a prize, Paul created a video based on Alyssa Wiswall's winning entry. The video can be found here and it is titled "This Is Very Dumb & You Shouldnt Listen". Please note that Paul has also said "Raven and Edgar is not real. It never happened in any actual canon."

On March 30, 2021, PixelWayve took over the Sexy Edgar server and transformed it into a Han-Mi appreciation server. Everyone agreed this was a significant upgrade and a welcome improvement.

On May 15, 2021, Red, without prompting, took over the server once more, transforming it into a Raven x Edgar server, or as it is called by such fans, "Ravgar", PixelWayve was shocked at the revolution and the server was at one point called "Ravgar Shippers and PixelWayve", as an attempt to accommodate for PixelWayve, but in her rage and sadness she left the server. Some say she cried for 6 minutes that day.

In September 2021, Red thoughtfully gifted ownership of the Edgar server to Zander, who neither asked for nor wanted such a thing. Zander was blissfully unaware that he owned the server for weeks, having forgotten of the server's very existence

## Trivia

* Edgar had written in his will strict orders not to bring him back as a doll after he died. This implies that he was fully aware of how miserable the souls were inside of all the dolls he was creating.
* Paul has confirmed that Edgar has the biggest dick out of all his characters, except maybe Hurl.