Jennie Kidnapping

Where Jennie woke up.

Jennie, Michael, Jordan, Jimin and Normani were hanging out at the roller rink-arcade. They were all having so much fun. There was a random guy at the arcade who was playing a game for 4 hours, and he said that he's the master of games and that's how he makes his living. He gets tickets and then gets TVS and stuff from them, then he sells them and turns rich. Jennie went to give her roller skates to an employee. But suddenly, someone grabbed her, she tried to scream but they covered her mouth, they tossed her in a Red Bull truck. She was tied up in the back and an old man made out with her sloppily and nastily for 5 hours. They eventually pulled up, she was blindfolded and didn't know what to do. They walked her somewhere. She heard a door slam. She felt very disgusted and instantly went into survival mode, after a couple minutes she made sure there was no one near wherever she was. She was tied on a chair. She walked while having the chair attached to her. she rubbed her head against the wall and her mask lifted up. She saw that she was in some sort of old shack. She felt creeped out and scared. She looked around and saw a nail stick out of the wall. She put her ropes against it and started cutting them away, her hands were free and so she untied her body from the chair. She grabbed the chair and tossed it against the window. She then climbed out and ran like there was no tomorrow. She saw wheat fields and a random woman began to approach her, "Dear?" she said. Jennie didn't take a chance and continued to run, she ran for an hour until she felt it was safe to ask for help. She saw an old farmer watering his crops, she ran up to him and asked for help. She said she was kidnapped. He instantly helped her inside his house and called the police.She then called Michael and asked him to pick her up. The farmer said he would tell the police everything for her. When Michael came, she asked him to drive her home. He nodded his head. They started to drive, the area was very shitty with a lot of crime. Soon they noticed a car was following them. It followed them at every corner. Jennie was scared, and soon the car drove right next to theirs, "You have something stuck at the back of your car" the man said worriedly, "Oh thanks, we don't care. Drive away Michael, he's lying" Jennie said, Michael nodded and they drove faster. They eventually drove to the woods to check if there actually was something at the back of the car. There wasn't, Jennie got chills, and soon, in the distance they saw a Monster truck. They ran into their car and started speeding off. The monster truck started following them so Michael played loud rock music and they danced crazily in the car to scare him off. He drove off, and they decided to pull up to a gas station and buy some car decorations to creep out anyone who saw them. They bought spikes, a satanic decoration, skulls, etc. They hung it up on the car. "We need to get disguises too" So Michael got a pimp-like-gang disguise. Jennie got creepy mustache and masculine features to dress up in. She wore a singlet and Michael gave her LaToya's wig and ripped it up as fake armpit hairs. They stuck it on and Jennie put on creepy makeup. They then got a fake gun. They saw a stray dog on the side of the road, they decided to bring it with them. It looked scary af. They started to drive and soon someone began to follow them. Michael played 'Highway To Hell' on full volume and wound the windows down. Jennie did a creepy arm dance showing the armpit hair to the person who followed them. They looked creeped out and sped off. Soon another person followed, they had a gun and it was the same Monster truck from earlier, it had the Bloods gang logo at the front of the car. "Ey who are you the fock?", he said pointing the gun at them. They tried to act calm, Jennie did the creepy armpit dance again. The bloods member looked creeped out AF. "I'm Jullianne and this is Black Jesus" she said. "O shit youre a girl??" The gang member looked shocked. "Don't be rude to my booboo" Michael said with a southern accent, "She's not just a girl, she's the wife of the creator of the crips". "The fuck, does that mean that you're the creator? The fuck?" Then Michael made up a fake story. It went like this:

He was a random poor man in 1930 and got shipped from Italy in a crate to the USA, then he invented the gang and was the ruler of it until 1950 when he faked his death and fled with Jullianne, they got married. They also killed 100000 people and were the best karate masters.

"That sounds like a loud of bull shit!" The gang member said. Then Jennie quickly changed Michael's ID to say that he was born in 1900. She showed it to the gang member for 1 millesecond and he believed it. Then he started shooting the car. Jennie started throwing eggs and flour at his car, then she tossed random junk and moudly cake that smelt like poop and looked like it at it. The man was horrified. The dog barked at him like an angry mongrel. Then Jennie jumped into the man's front seat and pulled her fake gun at him and beat him up, then she jumped back into Michael's car. The dude was so scared and stopped driving. Then they laughed and drove further. Soon, another person was following them. It said "Leader of Bloods" at the front of the car. Jennie got a slingshot and tossed eggs at the car. "What the heck???" The man screamed, he looked exactly like Chris Brown, probably his grandpa, "Who do you think you are? I'm the leader of the Bloods!!!" ... "He's the creator of the crips" Jennie said. Chris Brown lookalike got his gun and started shooting at them, they ducked. Michael called over an eagle, it looked demented af. "WHAT THE-" Chris 2.0 said. The eagle flew next to Chris and started pecking him, it crapped all over him. Jennie sprayed milk at him through a water gun. Then she hopped in his car while Chris was getting attacked by the bird. She got all his identification and some drugs he had hidden. Then gave it to Michael. Michael bent Chris 2.0's gun and did his pinky beat up action to him. Chris man crashed into a pole and lay unconscious. Then Michael and Jennie drove by a police station, he tossed the drugs and identification of the gang leader on the front door step. An officer saw it and picked it up, soon Chris mans came running after the car right in front of the police station, then the officer instantly arrested him.

A couple hours later another car started following them, it was another Bloods member. "W--wait-- you're black Jesus and Jullianne..." he said as he saw the eagle flying next to the car. I guess the word about them spread that fast, "I-I'll be a crip just pp-please don't hurt me!!: He cried. Then the dog barked at him angrily and looked at him. The gang member became paralysed from the dogs magical abilities and stopped driving.

(Written way less funny than the actual situation...)