Anarcho-Primitivist

> *"Anarcho-Primitivism slave to no man!"*
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> - Anprim (Centricide 3.5)
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**Anarcho-Primitivist** (real name **Grug**) was a political ideology that believed that technological progression is damaging to humanity and that society should return to a simpler state.

## History

### **Anprim\_irl**

Grug returns to his tribe and discovers that the tribe leader is dead. The tribe elder explains to Grug that the gods the tribe worships are not real, but are used as tools to control the tribe. However, Grug discards this information when the tribe elder is killed by a tiger. Grug then takes on the mantle of tribe leader, and mourns the dead with his tribe by doing the dance of mourning.

## Centricide

### **The Council of Wacky Ideologies**

Anprim first appears in Centricide 3.5. Where he destroys Homonationalist's Phone (Transhumanist's brother), creates conflict with Posadist as he thinks Posadist want to destroy the world for no reason, gets offended by Homonationalist as Homonationialist isn't into him, and Anarcho-Monarchist tells him that he would make a fine court jester.

### **Anarchist Infighting**

In Anarchist Infighting he heads off to answer the call for wacky reinforcements.

### **Accelerationism**

Despite being defeated in the battle against the Radical Centrist after Centricide 6, Anarcho-Primitivism is seen alive and well in Centricide 8, socializing with the other anarchists.

### **Posthumanism**

Anprim is summoned along with all the other Wackies by the Commie. As he is distracting Transhuminist with Anarcho-Monarch, he is fatally wounded by one of Transhumanist's lazer beams. He dies in the arms of the Anarcho-Monarch, exclaiming that he is returning to the Moon God.

## Ideology

### **Economic Axis**

Anarcho-Primitivist didn't really have a state on the economic axis at all since he wanted society to go back to hunter-gathering. Although, during this time period any economics would have been through barter.

### **Governmental Axis**

Although he was self-described as an Anarchist, he did support a tribal government with a leader. He also supported some Authoritarian aspects such as the banning of advanced technology and the execution of people who use the word "agr\*culture".

### **Cultural Axis**

Anarcho-Primitivist could have been considered culturally right since he promoted tribal traditions.

### **Wacky Axis**

Anarcho-Primitivist was by far the least wacky ideology, as the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

### **Technological Axis**

The Anprim was an extreme leftist on the technological axis, as he believed that all technology should be abolished.

## Physical Description

The Anprim was always naked and carried a large bone as a club. He had a "runner's bod" and allegedly performed a lot of kinesthetic exercise.

## Religion

The Anprim had a very basic religion. He communicated with and received information from his gods through tribal dance. Only three gods are mentioned: Sun God, Moon God, and Rain God. He mentions Moon God at his death.

## Captions

"Some think recent technological developments were a mistake; some want to go back before agriculture." - The Council of Wacky Ideologies Centricide 3.5 (Video)

"Nature Enthusiast" - Anarchist Infighting Centricide 6.5 (Video)

"Agriculture = Bad" - Posthumanism Centricide 8 (Part 2/3) (Video)

## Quotes

* *"Grug have no idea what the fuck you say."*
* *"Tiger mauling - second most common cause of death, very sad, no way to prevent this."*
* *"Ay ay ay ay ya, no way to prevent this. Ay ay ay ay ya, very sad very sad..."*
* *"Anarcho-Primitivism not read? What next, Anarcho-Primitivism writes?!"*
* *"Tribal dance very clear. It go: 'Ooga... booga... industrial revolution bad!'"*
* *"Rain God, please punish Unabomber for his use of bombs."*
* *"It-It's kinesthetic exercise, okay?"*
* "*Smite him, Sun God!"*
* *"Nazbol, everything think you joke. Even I think you joke, and my defining characteristic: comically large dinosaur bone."*
* *"Anprim's life was short... yet meaningful... Moon God... I am coming."*