Drowned Fish I

Drowned Fish I (originally titled Drowned Fish) is the first part of Drowned Fish, a well known Sinnup trilogy, also the first appearence of Ghoti. It is followed by Drowned Fish II, which in turn is followed by Drowned Fish III. It is a silent film, so it is silent and lacks sound, though some theatres had some guy scream whenever someone got injured to simulate sound.

## Plot

Sinnup goes to Pu Lake, where he sees Ghoti, a Ghoti and starts shooting at him, as his bluudfish collection was very low. Ghoti, however, absorbs his bullets and spits them out, just like Cerbie's Move, Reflektor, form Cerbie's Ashes. This results in Sinnup doing the vertical worm, before Sinnup shoots twice more. These bullets then come back to him and hit his pants buttons, causing his trousers to fall down, revealing his underpants. Angered, Sinnup grabbed a Racksle, which he was about to toss in the water to get the fish, but Stenc, king of Pu Lake, wouldn't allow it, as a Racksle would turn all the water into urinade, which is lethal to Morfises, which live in the lake. Sinnup then went to get fish worms, from Welnard, a nearby Pokakukaz who sells a thing. This worm, however, goes in Sinnup's pants and goes in his digestive system from the wrong end. We then see Sinnup defecating in the water. Stenc then tells Sinnup that he is not allowed to put faeces in the water, so he pees on Sinnup. Sinnup then falls into the water, where Ghoti eats him. Later, when Welnard is fishing, he gets Sinnup out of the fish dregs and revives him. After Sinnup gets a wassersuit, he goes in to hunt Ghoti. First he goes into Ghoti's hole, which is beside another hole. Ghoti comes out of the second hole and bites Sinnup's third buttock, causing him to scream in pain and toss his gun, which Ghoti then uses to kill Sinnup again. Tollfaam, a nearby weenur, came upon Sinnup's holed corpse and attempted to pass it off as swiss cheese and sell it to Abragabbagos, who was visiting her uncle, Ol' Corpse (who ironically was alive then and still is today). Abragabbagos was about to buy the cheese from Tollfaam, but right then the cheese told her not to buy him and that he was a rip-off. When Abragabbagos heard Sinnup (or rather when she read the intertitle), she got so upset that she called Tollfaam a lung and sneezed directly on him, infecting him with snozzles. Sad he tried to sell fake cheese, Tollfaam went to commit suicide by jumping off the cliff, but was persuaded by Ghoti to join him and kill Sinnup, stated that Sinnup just tried to pass himself off as fake cheese. Tollfaam fell for the old gag, and, enraged, went to get revenge on Sinnup, by tossing him into the Pit of Duum. Meanwhile, sinnup was at home painting his own 3 wheeled bicycle (which in actuality is just an oxymoron), but then was rudely interrupted by Tollfaam and Ghoti, who came to kill him. Tollfaam used his good old Cigar-Magnet to get Sinnup's Cigars, which he got. Ghoti then grabbed his fishing rog, which he used to removed Sinnup's Pantaloons. Not liking being naken of his Cigars and pantaloons, Sinnup lengthened his underpants and ran away. Not wanting to let Sinnup survive, the psychopathical Ghoti and Tollfaam then chased Sinnup down to Pu Lake. Ghoti then died of dehydration and fell into the lake, which revived him, though Sinnup and Tollfaam were all gone. Ghoti found Tollfaam eating some mud pie, and slapped him, as he let Sinnup go. While in a cave, now named Sinnup cave, having been left cigarless, Sinnup then resorted to smoking a sausage, which acted as a smoke signal to his arch foes, who got their land ships to shoot him to death. While doing that, however, they managed to destroy most of Pu Forest and all of Ol' Corpse's house, which killed its owner and enraged Abragabbagos to the point of growing 59 feet tall and a third schnoz (enough to match her eye count). She then fired her nasal wine on Sinnup, who went rogue, ate Ghoti and Kicked the eye of Stenc, who was just eating worm stew. Sinnup exploded when Stenc lighted up a cigar in his guts, freeing Ghoti. The picture ends when Ghoti, Tollfaam, Abragabbagos, Stenc and Ol' Corpse (despite being dead) are all seen eating Sinnup's remains.

## Trivia

* When first released, this episode was titled "Drowned Fish"
* This episode is one of many banned Sinnup episodes, not because of its extreme violence, but because of the Cannibalism at the end of the film.