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Melbourne Special Theme Song

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Now gather round my children into an alternate plane

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Where the story isn't canon but the bullshits still the same

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Where our heroes are still heroes they're the same old reckless guys

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But they've got themselves an office and they're now all private eyes

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(Chorus)

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Our story's just beginning, our adventure never ends

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The saga of the heroes that we call the Dragon Friends

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Now the gang are all in Waterdeep where murder counts as games

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Where red herring's on the menu and its served by saucy dames

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Yeah the colour scheme is noir-ish and the bum rap always sticks

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Will our heroes fare much better now they're all private dicks?

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(Chorus)

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The saga of the heroes that we call the Dragon Friends!

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Dilge

Dilge is a young half-orc wizard and half-brother to Philge. The Dragon Friends first encounter Dilge while shopping for magical items in Waterdeep. He and Philge had not seen each other in some time prior to the events of the show.

Dilge is very enthusiastic about reconnecting with his half-sister and participating in the Dragon Friends' adventures. Unfortunately his head is bitten off by Davin Tyrril's black dragon in the aftermath of confronting the cult in Waterdeep during Shut Up, I Look Great (1.10).

## Appearances

* Aren't All Bags Bags of Holding (1.07)
* It True, Me Your Nightmare (1.08)
* Big Mistake, Huge Mistake (1.09)
* Shut Up, I Look Great (1.10)
Bushu-D2

Bushu-D2 is an artifier turret created and owned by Lionshield Banknote

## Season Five

Bushu-D2 is the sentient Artificer Turret owned and created by Lionshield Banknote. He is described as a "Roomba with a flamethrower" with some confusion of his ability to climb stairs.

We are introduced to Bushu-D2 in "How Erect Are These Trees ?" when Lionshield Banknote assembles him he is instructed to set fire to a different part of the forest. The whole forest burns down opening the forest gate.

Bushu-D2 is used to burn down Elsebeth Truscott's law office while Lionshield and Magriette Hofferman escape. Lionshield is gravely injured in this process. Michael Hing chose to have his character sleep through an entire episode. During this time the abandoned Bushu-D2 returns to Hofferman House and regroups with the Dragon Friends where Philge takes care of him like a mother.

Lionshield fresh from sleep and torching down Rivershine Hall sacrifices the next nights sleep in order to affix a grappling hook to Bushu-D2

## Fires.

Bushu-D2 is responsible for the following fires.

* Ghostlight Wood
* Vantage
* The Law Office of Elsebeth Truscott
Horsey Two-Horse

Horsey Two-Horse was the beloved steed of Baston. He first appears in Classic Six Behavior (2.02) as Baston rides up to rescue Freezo (and incidentally Philge) from an angry mob. Together they escape into the woods.

Baston is forced to leave Horsey Two-Horse when Kareena leads the group into a network of narrow cairns. After a teary goodbye, Baston slaps Horsey Two-Horse's rump and sends him running down the road.

Unfortunately Freezo had recently learned that he gains 4 Temporary Hit Points every time he kills a creature. Seized by bloodlust and the fear of his own mortality, Freezo shoots Horsey Two-Horse with his newly-upgraded Eldritch Blast and kills him instantly.

In Freezo's Funhouse Part 2 we discover that Freezo's first victim Atirius is a malevolent force of evil that projects himself into bodies of pure white. Atirius was actually inhabiting the body of Horsey Two-Horse when he was murdered instinctively by Freezo. Artirius's chains have been destroyed freeing him from the mental prison of Freezo's mind and available to return to the world once again.

See Also

* Horsey Two-Horse (Cocktail)
Dave Harmon

David Harmon, aka "Dungeon Dave" aka "Dungeon Daddy Dave" is the Dungeon Master of Dragon Friends. He narrates the action, shapes the plots and contextualizes the world from the outside. Unlike many DMs, Dave does not generally voice NPCs, which are instead played as semi-autonomous characters by Ben Jenkins, Edan Lacey or guest co-DMs. During holiday specials Dave relinquishes his DM duties to Simon Greiner and Edan and instead plays Froyo, elder cousin to Freezo.

Outside of the Dragon Friends. David is a writer, director, performer and game designer. He’s created theatre and live events of all sizes up to and including 1000-player day-long zombie survival simulators. His garage is a mess.
I make an Arcana check

**Arcana** is a knowledge skill, based on Intelligence, which represents an academic knowledge of magic and how it works. It does not allow a character to sense magic that is otherwise not obvious, but it can be used to understand visible magical effects and the use of magical items, and to recognise magic when it is being worked.

Despite this, Michael Hing as Freezo frequently declares "I make an Arcana check" in all manner of situations where it probably isn't warranted. God/Dave is pretty lenient with this, sometimes giving the kind of information usually only discoverable by casting the spell *detect magic*, but in later episodes, after giving up trying to explain what an Arcana check is really for, just tells Hing whether something is magical or not.

## Appearances

* *The Big Boys of Junkerton* (4.02)
* *This Sexual Wizard* (4.12)
* *The Chong is Normal* (4.13)
* *I'm Very Good At Punching Fish* (4.14)
* *Inadvisable Space Combat* (4.15)
* *The Best Kind of Coward* (4.19)
* *Ensorcelled* (4.20)
* *He's a Real Loose Unit* (5.01)
* *Come for the Biscuits* (5.05)
Daggerford

Daggerford was a small dukedom in the Sword Coast, approximately 2-3 days' ride from the region's capital of Waterdeep. It was primarily a farming community with around 900 residents. Its chief crop is quinoa. It was ruled by the Duke of Daggerford until his murder, when the Duke's brother Davin Tyrell became acting Duke.

In Season Five The Dragon Friends became joint dukes of Daggerford assisted by LaCroix Pamplemousse. After the resurrection of Strahd Daggerford was handed back to LaCroix and the Dragon Friends sent into exile for 3 years.

They returned and after cementing their force within the resistance overpowered LaCroix (outfitted with his Robotic Crab "Banknote Apparatus" ) and left Daggerford free of Vampire control.

Daggerford is Freezo's hometown inasmuch as it's the location of the Temple of Mystra where he was raised.

Daggerford slightly smells of popcorn.

### Landmarks

* Dragonback Tavern
* Daggerford Castle
* Temple of Mystra
* Hofferman Hall
* Rivershine Hall
* The Law office of Elsebeth Truscott
Kyle & Jackie O

Kyle and Jackie O were a two-headed Ettin encountered in the Zarovich family crypts beneath Castle Ravenloft. They had been chained up many years prior and forced to guard the crypt.

Because orcs and ettins are closely related enough to speak the same language, Philge tried unsuccessfully to parlay with them. Kyle made racist remarks about Philge's half-orc heritage; Jackie O disagreed but still enabled his misbehavior. Needless to say, the Dragon Friends killed Kyle first.

### Trivia

"The Kyle and Jackie O Show" is an Australian popular breakfast radio program.
Language

**Languages** are a vital part of a Dungeons & Dragons world as much as our own. Not each creature speaks the same language and some creatures are able to speak more than one language. During gameplay, languages are vital for two things: to understand what one says and to understand what one has written. This can be extremely important, especially in a place like Chult where you could really use an expert on old languages if you want to be able to get around.

In Dragon Friends, languages are usually presented with silly, sometimes borderline stereotypical voices / accents. Not to be confused with actual accents and Hanna-Barbera Voice Reel's.

## List of languages

The following is a list of ~~voices by Ben Jenkins~~ languages which have appeared throughout Dragon Friends (main shows, Twitch streams and one-shots):
Justin Breakbone

**Justin Breakbone** was Freezo's protege in the Tomb of Annihilation series. After meeting him at Camp Righteous, Freezo identified him as a potentially corruptable person within the paladin camp and persuaded him to follow the path of the Warlock and to attempt to kill his father with a *Witch Bolt*.

After his father's death sparked a civil war within Camp Righteous, Justin and his new followers sought out the fallen paladin Ras Nsi and joined with him at the Yuan-Ti temple. It was then revealed that the Yuan-Ti were prepared to sacrifice the entire group of followers - many children - in order to complete a ritual to transform Justin into a Yuan-Ti Malison. The other Dragon Friends freed the followers before the ritual could take place; Freezo, wrongly believing that completion of the ritual would summon Dendar and destroy the world, fireballed Justin and Ras Nsi, driving Ras away and killing Justin.
Duke of Daggerford

**Alexander Tyrril,** Duke of Daggerford, was the popular but slightly mad ruler of Daggerford previous to the events of The Audition (1.01). He was murdered just shy of his 45th by his resentful brother Davin Tyrril and Davin's henchman Sycuran.

The Dragon Friends discovered his corpse in the Daggerford Castle chapel and were then framed for his murder.

Philge incorrectly believed that he was her son on account of her having had an affair with his father, the previous Duke.

Among his other riches, the Duke owned a tame pet lion which resided in his study until encountered by the Dragon Friends in It Like She Me (2.01).
Moira La Rune

**Moira La Rune**, also known as **Mad Moira**, works for and has been friends with Strahd von Zarovich for centuries. She was the head chef in the kitchen of Castle Ravenloft and the master of the Moptop Clan of Deep Gnomes. Her sibling is  Mazel (Maiselle) La Rune.

The Friends first encounter Moira in her kitchen, disguised as Ireena Kolyana. As soon as Baston is close enough, she, her kitchenware and underlings attack the party. Philge kills her in a rage.

### Season 7

When the Friends travel through time, they encounter Moira along with her sibling Mazel as part of the Howlers who fight to overthrow Karsus and High Netheril. By then she and her sibling are already long-time allies of Strahd, having previously worked for Paternias von Zarovich, who had taken them in after they had fled their parental home.

Interestingly, when the Friends meet the Howlers again in the third timeline, they learn that Moira at that time was in the process of drafting the very same Scroll of Terrasque Summoning that Freezo found during his adventures with the Beef Babes. She tried taking it from Freezo on two separate occasions in order to use the Terrasque against Karsus and Netheril.

### Season 8

Moira and her sibling are amongst those witness of the destruction of the God Machine. Some time after the event, they warn Strahd that Karsus - shortly after he fled - ransacked the Mage's Hold, taking most of the available aether and a number of powerful relics with him. This makes Eileanar close to falling from the sky. Strahd orders them to land the island safely, stating that “you will make it work for me as you made it work for my father”.

When the Dragon Friends emerge from the Coldcell Engine 975 years too early, they discover that the twins successfully (crash)landed the floating city of Eileanar in this timeline's Svalich Woods. They sacrificed themselves to accomplish this feat, however. The place been fittingly renamed to La Rune's Landing.
It's an Auto-Antonym

## Description

*Returning from their distracting carnal trip to another plane, The Dragon Friends find themselves with a choice to make: Complete their quest, or find those they left behind.*

## Synopsis

This episode entry is in need of a synopsis. Please consider taking a few minutes to add one.

## Cast

### Dragon Friends

* Philge
* Bobby Pancakes
* Freezo

### Guest NPC's

* Logan the Huge, a container sized tortle who easily imprints on other people (played by Tom Cardy)

### NPC's

* Robbie Silver (voice recording by Carlo Ritchie)

## Places

* Barovia (the past)
	+ Anauroch, The Desert Perilous
	+ Castle Ravenloft
Friendly Pete

**Friendly Pete** was a member of the Tribe of a Million Kings who became suspicous of the Dragon Friends at the Ute Muster when they talked about freeing slaves. After revealing that he owned a slave, Freezo decided this was going too far, and challenged him to a Battle-roo race around the Muster site. Freezo then offered him his Battle-roo to ride, which he had previously loaded with explosives, and shot it with an *Eldritch Spear* once it was outside the town gate.
Barbarian/Wizard

The home brew class of wizard that Philge takes when she becomes a wizard, created by Dave Harmon. A class of wizard that avoids spellbooks, allowing the caster to cast spells without being able to read. The spellbook is written on the character's heart.

In practice, Philge's spells are numbered, and she does not know what spells she has the ability to cast until she casts them. Her two spells are Protection from Evil and Good and Stinking Cloud. Because Philge does not know what her spells are, she has to identify them by "Spell #1" and "Spell #2." In Season 2, she uses #2 in 6,000 Uncontrollable Buttholes (2.16), which is Protection from Evil. In Tomb of Annihilation, she uses #2 in The Yellow Banner and it is Stinking Cloud.

Philge's magical focus is Dilge's Magic Wand.
Bobson Dugnutt

**Bobson Dugnutt** was Philge's "workslave" when she was an executive at Horizon Corporation. He served as head of security for the corporation and got peed on a lot.

Bobson is cousin to Dobson Bugnutt.

After Philge left with the remaining Friends to locate Johnny Playstation, Bobson went with him. After failing to climb a chain, Bobson was left behind with the Tribe Of A Million Kings. It is unclear what happened to him or whether he was involved in their assault on Freeside, but he was rescued by Johnny Playstation's transcendence (as an afterthought) and became the docking bay security officer on the *Heart of Glass*. He was the only person aboard to survive the destruction of the *Heart of Glass.*

Bobson was lost to time and space, he travelled throughout the multiverse leaping from world to world, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.

For a time he worked with Janos Meer the begger king of water deep as the leader of Cell 17 along side Lionshield Banknote, fighting in the resistance against Strahd von Zarovich and later helping the Dagon friends in their various quests for the resistance.

He was last seen going to fight in the battle of the red run in Icewind Dale against the armies of Strahd von Zarovich.

He also briefly appeared as a spirit guardian for the dragon friends when they were banished to another plane of existence by the forces of a rival church.

Bobson's name appears to have been drawn from a list of fake American-sounding names for baseball players that appeared in the Japanese SNES game Fighting Baseball.
Jordan Raskopoulos

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## Jordan Raskopoulos

### Twitter

@jordanrasko

**Jordan Raskopoulos** is an Australian comedian and frontwoman of comedy rockband The Axis of Awesome, alongside Benny Davis. She depicted Kithercy Gellantara, lawful good Paladin of Amaunator in several episodes of Season 1, as well as the cleric Chesterfield Sofa in the second season of Tomb of Annihilation.

Jordan is the sister of Steen Raskopoulos.
Daggerford Castle

Daggerford Castle is the seat of power in the Daggerford region of the Sword Coast and the dwelling of the Duke of Daggerford. The journey from Daggerford proper takes hours by foot and involves crossing an extremely treacherous rope bridge.

Daggerford Castle's features include a receiving area, ample dungeons, at least one tower, and a dojo.

Residents and employees:

* Duke of Daggerford
* Davin Tyrell
* Sycuran
* Barry Swiftfeatures
* Pet Lion
Seamus Noggin

Seamus Noggin is a halfling bounty hunter turned henchman turned free agent who accompanies the Dragon Friends for the last two episodes of Season 1. Prior to the events of the podcast, Seamus was a bounty hunter who specialized in lost pets, but fell upon hard times when a job went cold. When first encountered in A Valuable Addition To Our Team (1.11) he'd found work in the service of Albrecht Rumsfield. Indignant when Albrecht forgets his name at the start of the episode, Seamus defects to the Dragon Friends, turning both on Albrecht and his lifelong friend and fellow henchman Tim.

At the climax of their battle, after Albrecht shifts into a werewolf, Seamus uses his +3 animal handling skills to lasso and kill him. The last words he speaks before killing Albrecht are, "It's Seamus."

Seamus continues to travel with the Dragon Friends into the finale and helps them to defeat Davin Tyrrill.
Doonaface Seems Relevant

## Description

*The Dragon Friends face an assassin's death, shot on the gallows for a crime they absolutely and undeniably did commit. Can they guile, trick and murder their way to freedom before their sentence is served.*

## Synopsis

This episode entry is in need of a synopsis. Please consider taking a few minutes to add one.

## Cast

### Dragon Friends

* Philge
* Bobby Pancakes
* Freezo
* Baston

### NPC's

* Doonaface
* Father O'Grael
* Garry, who likes podcasts and did nothing wrong
Legally Distinct From

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and rhyming is the most transparent form of dodging legal liability.

* Bushu (legally distinct from Disney's Mushu)
* Baston (legally distinct from Disney's Gaston)
* Jerf Zebos (legally distinct from Amazon founder Jeff Bezos)
* Nuke Dukem (legally distinct from Duke Nukem, either a 90s video game character or a 90s cartoon villain)
* Lanech Five Number (legally distinct from Chanel No. 5)
* Kyle & Jackie O (*barely* legally distinct from radio hosts Kyle Sandilands & Jackie O Henderson)
* Strahd's items of vulnerability (legally distinct from Horcruxes)
* Various members of the Zhivago Twelve (legally distinct from a variety of Harry Potter characters)
Melbourne Special

This content falls outside Dragon Friends canon.

The Melbourne Special was a two part adventure divided into two parts. Part 1 was titled 'He Just Really Likes Shoes' and was released on November 24, 2017. Part 2 was titled 'Mr Pancakes, We're Teaming Up!' and was released on December 11, 2017. They were recorded earlier in the year and were previously a Patreon exclusive. Nick Mason appeared as a guest playing Bucky Bingo.

It included the Melbourne Special Theme Song, a jazzed-up version of the original Dragon Friends theme tune.

## Introduction

### Part 1

The Dragon Friends try to leave their adventuring behind them and start up a detective agency in Waterdeep. Tasked with finding a missing dwarf by the name of Fungbunger, the Dragon Friends – with help from the plucky and irritating Bucky Bingo (special guest Nick Mason) – are on the case.

### Part 2

The thrilling finale to our incredibly stupid Noir-themed adventure with Nick Mason. The Dragon Friends are hot on the trail of the missing dwarf Fungbunger – but in detecting, it pays to be… suspicious.

## People

### Dragon Friends

* Bobby Pancakes
* Philge
* Baston

### Non-Player Characters (NPCs)

* Bucky Bingo
* Melvin Fungbunger
* Deloris Fungbunger
* Jeremy
* Gooch Miselthwaite
* Gunderson

## Themes, tropes and running jokes

* Kung Fu Baston: Baston tries multiple times to pull off sick kung fu moves and fails.
* Gratuitous Lists: Ben is forced to list the purpose of eleven magical stones.
* Many mentions about the power of piss.

## Quotes

* "You hit him, and because he wasn't expecting- no of course he was expecting it. This is the opposite of a sneak attack, this is 'I slowly walk towards his blade.'" - Dave Harmon
* "Oh, you don't know my name! It's 'Gooch Miselthwaite.'" "Gooch?" "Gooch." "Gooch?" "Gooch!" "Gooch." "Gooch."
* "I thought you were here for a cakewalk... not a pancake-stabbin'!" - Bobby Pancakes

## Table Talk

* Simon has some math troubles in this episode
* Simon takes a peek at Alex's notes and reveals that a lot of them are drawings of birds, and she's also written "Hercule Moose."
A Valuable Addition to Our Team

Official art by Simon Greiner

## Description

Still reeling from the events of last episode, The Dragon Friends try and fight their way out of the House of the Artificer. On their way they meet a disaffected guard in search of a career change (Bish Marzook), and a supernatural being that Bobby really should be terrified of but isn’t.

## Synopsis

Freezo loots Dilge's body, and Philge takes Dilge's Magic Wand. The Dragon Friends use Dilge's body to barricade the door and run.

They run into four threatening figures, including Albrecht Rumsfield. Freezo convinces him to leave to check on something, so the Dragon Friends are left with two thugs, Seamus Noggin and Tim. Philge takes Seamus' crossbow and crushes it.

Albrect returns and combat begins. Seamus joins the Dragon Friends and fights on their side, turning on his boss. They kill Tim. Albrecht flips a switch opening a hatch in the ceiling to let in the light of the full moon and turns into a Werewolf. Bobby flings a handful of silver pieces at it. Seamus leashes the werewolf and climbs aboard it to ride it. Philge closes the hatch. Bobby gets bitten by the werewolf and falls unconscious. Philge pours a Potion of Hill Giant Strength on Bobby. Seamus kills Rumsfield, the werewolf.

## People

### Dragon Friends

* Philge
* Freezo
* Bobby Pancakes

### Non-Player Characters

* Seamus Noggin
* Albrecht Rumsfield
* Tim

## Themes, tropes and running jokes

* Woke Freezo - Freezo is very concerned about misgendering Seamus
* Hanna-Barbera Voice Reel - When Ben Jenkins is called upon to play Albrecht Rumsfield, who had previously been voiced by Steen Raskopolous, he can't remember what Rumsfeld sounded like and just does his Snagglepuss voice

## Table Talk

* Simon Greiner got really really excited about werewolves
* Although a key part of convincing Seamus to join the Dragon Friends is that Seamus's boss can't remember his name, ironically everyone calls Albrecht Rumsfield "Albus" throughout this episode
LOGAN

**Logistics Operations Guidance And Navigation System,** better known as **LOGAN**, is an artificial intelligence that helps to operate the starship Heart of Glass.

Like the starship itself, LOGAN was dreamed into existence by Johnny Playstation to help the Dragon Friends get home, in gratitude for their helping him ascend to godhood.

LOGAN appears to be fully sentient and comprehends the Common tongue, but has some difficulty using idioms correctly and often invents rather bizarre ones, such as "every grape, a different branch." The AI admits that this is a problem and has encouraged the Dragon Friends to look for anyone selling idioms that might help.

Philge insisted that LOGAN's name be pronounced "lojans", on the grounds that the G in "logistics" is pronounced like a J and that the word "System" provides an S at the end.

Baston believes that LOGAN is a bee.

LOGAN was eventually destroyed, together with the Heart of Glass, by Freezo ordering it to collide with his tower in order to distract the Friends and their allies so he could enter the portal that he believed led to Dweomerheart. However, Freezo had previously cast a curse on LOGAN to ensure that he would return as Freezo's spectral servant in the event of his death. It has yet to be seen what repercussions this may have had.
Frederick Cuck

Frederick Cuck is a Human Paladin in the alternate reality of Freezo's Funhouse; revealed during episode 4.10 to be the personified last remnants of Freezo's moral compass. He is also the star of the popular YouTube series, Frederick Cuck's "The Way of the Blade".

## Appearances

* Freezo's Funhouse (Part 1) (4.09) - nonspeaking
* Freezo's Funhouse (Part 2) (4.10)
Expecto Radtronum! (Cocktail)

**Expecto Radtronum!**

* 1 shot mezcal
* 1 shot coconut water
* ½ shot sake
* ½ shot lime juice
* Muddled cucumber and basil
* Top with coconut seltzer (or, if you have access to the gloriousness that is Trader Joe's coconut-yuzu, lucky you)
* Headcanon your way to a world in which the Zhivago 12 weren't all unceremoniously killed by Mr. Terminal, Philge, or the destruction of Freeside
Elsebeth Truscott

**Elsebeth Truscott** was the estate executor for Constanz Hofferman, who contacted the friends as the Dukes of Daggerford to report she believed she was being followed as a result of foul play in Constanz's death. The Friends are able to rescue her from two cultists of the Lampwick attempting to break into her office; as they find the hidden chamber in which she hides, she accidentally critically stabs Lionshield Banknote with a dagger. He responded by executing a bizarre plan in which he pretended to be a member of the cult, which nearly resulting in Elsebeth being handed over to the Herald, until they were both rescued by Jovian Hofferman.

When they later returned together to Truscott's office to collect Constanz' will, Jovian revealed himself as the insane brother Roman Hofferman and attempted to steal the will, but Lionshield was able to escape with the will by burning down Truscott's office. After the will reading, Truscott heads to Rivershine Hall to play the lead part in community musical Who Is Stealing My Cabbages. When they discover that the second act of this play is set in a recreation of the Temple of Mystra, the Friends storm the stage to prevent the scene being used to open the Brothers' Gate and Banknote throws a bead from a *Necklace of Fireballs* at Roman Hofferman, catching Elsebeth in the blast and killing her.
Hey, I'm Worgin' Here!

Official art by Simon Greiner

## Introduction

The Dragon Friends and Kithercy Gellantara discover that fighting hobgoblins is nothing compared to navigating their judicial system. Featuring special guest Jordan Raskopoulos.

## Synopsis

The Dragon Friends and Kithercy face off with four Hobgoblins, who have a Worg with them.

During the fight, another hobgoblin arrives with a lizard creature that the Dragon Friends do not recognize, wearing a red robe, wielding a staff, and speaking Orcish. He makes everyone but Philge fall asleep, who agrees to go with them to meet Frisko.

The Dragon Friends awake on a stage on chairs, all but Philge tied to their chairs. They meet the Goblin, Gribbits, their lawyer. The goblins are imitating human law practices as best as the can. Gribbits has negotiated that they can choose a champion from among them to take a challenge of Strength, Courage, or Cunning. They force Gribbits to be their champion of cunning, a situation that Frisko, atop his throne/toilet, loves.

They begin the trial of the pies. Of the three pies presented, one is full of fruju, which makes you vomit, one is tasty Worg meat, and the third has a dagger. The first to get the dagger and stab their competitor wins.

Bobby Pancakes manages to get himself and Kithercy free while Gribbits is crying about having to do the trial. Bugbears give Gribbits and his old bully Kevin aprons to begin the contest. After the contest begins, Bobby tries to steal a weapon off a guard and fails to do it sneakily enough, so Bobby tries to tie his shoelaces together, and Kithercy punches him in the face. They begin combat, and Philge goes into a Barbarian Rage and pins Frisko, declaring herself the new king of the goblin camp, which Gribbits verifies as legitimate.

Philge, in her first words as the new Chief Justice, she says "me want see how this plays out."

## People

### Dragon Friends

* Freezo
* Philge
* Bobby Pancakes

### Non-Player Characters (NPCs)

* Kithercy Gellantara
* Gribbits (Gribbons)
* Frisko

### Bestiary

* Hobgoblin
* Worg
* Goblin
* Bugbear

## Themes, tropes, and running jokes

* Worg names: Christopher Worgen, Worgan Freeman, "Worg: What is it good for?" and "The Worg Boy"

* Death By Witch Bolt
* Tie Their Shoelaces
* Dice of Inspiration - For Bobby trying to get a dagger out of a pie
Bob Dylan

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Hag Magic (Cocktail)

You just know that you need a fiendish reinvention of the classic Martini. Who knows, enough of these bad bitches and some new, mysterious inspiration may strike...

**Hag Magic**

* 2 oz gin
* 1/2 oz sake
* 1/2 oz amaro
* Soak a grapefruit twist in green chartreuse, then rub it around the rim of your glass and drop it in (if need be, you can omit the chartreuse and still have a dynamite cocktail)
* Add a couple of capers and a single cured olive (the black wrinkly ones - an edible maidenstone if I've ever seen one!)
* Gather your coven, briskly stir up the three spirits on ice, strain the concoction over your three eldritch garnishes, and consume by the baleful light of the Piss Sun. Cheers!
D in the B (Cocktail)

**D in the B! D in the B!**

* 1 shot of Drambuie
* Sink the shot glass into an unfiltered beer (here, a hazy IPA; a wheat beer will do well too) - make sure to leave some room at the top of the glass if you don't want to splash all over the place (of course, no judgment if that's exactly what you want).
* Garnish with a big fatty slice of ruby red grapefruit drizzled with honey.
House of In Blood Diamond

**The House of In Blood Diamond** was one of the noble houses of Waterdeep.

Their house words are "Give Me Back My Blood Diamond". Philge believed them to be a very important house.

At least one of its members, Leonardo DiCaprio In Blood Diamond, was part of a Secret Cult attempting to take over the city in Season 1.
Fort Belaurian

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## People

### Dragon Friends

* Philge
* Freezo
* Bobby Pancakes
* Baston

## Quotes

* "Looking on this scene of carnage and swinging dicks, you realize that your work is done and clarity returns." - Dave Harmon, waving a large drink around and welcoming Freezo back into the narrative after his absence in the last episode
* "I'm on antibiotics, and I shouldn't be having wine." - Ben Jenkins's excuse for why he announced that in the chaos surrounding their king's abduction, some of the Grungs were sucking each other off

## Table Talk

* Alex claims that this episode was broadcast live from the inside of an old man's hat. Edan later clarifies that it is *the best* pub inside an old man's hat.
* The main characters all leveled up prior to this episode. In an effort to really kill the energy right before a major combat encounter, they spend some time discussing the changes, including Baston gaining another attack per action, Philge getting an extra use of her rage ability per day, and Bobby's maximum health being a small drawing of a duck.
Titania

**Titania** is the queen and planeswalker of the Feywild in Season 4; one of the few members of the Planeswalker Council who is sympathetic to the Dragon Friends.

Titania's name is taken from Shakespeare's play *A Midsummer Night's Dream,* which established it as the name of a fairy queen in much later fiction. (The previous folkloric name, as used in Spenser's *The* *Faerie Queene*, was Gloriana.)
Kit Gingerson

Official Stream Art by Simon Greiner

## Introduction

Kit Gingerson is a "Big 'ol Kitty Cat" and part of Bethanee Smiles retinue "The Beef Babes". He has a southern accent and a gentile demeanour. His primary weapon is a double-ended scimitar.

## Before the Beef Babes

Kit was raised as big cat by a tribe of orcs who didn't acknowledge him as a sentient being. He picked up language from there (Orcish first, Then Common). He found his way into the slums before falling into brawling as a way to make ends.

During he Prequel episode Down Space We see how Kit and Bethanee meet in "The Claw" an underground fighting arena where Kit is employed. After meeting with the very powerful wizard Norm Chongus they manage to defeat a Troll and win Kit's freedom before purchasing a passage aboard the Saturnine to Elysium.

## Beef Babes Season 1 (Well Hell Freez-Over)

Kit accompanies Bethanee Smiles to the Dweomerheart where they recruit Freezo and Bushu to join them on Bethanee's Godsquest.
Daddy's Narrative Juice (Cocktail)

**Daddy's Narrative Juice**

* 1 shot mezcal
* 1/2 shot orange liqueur
* 1/2 shot Licor 43 (vanilla/herbal liqueur)
* 1/2 shot lime juice
* Some dashes of fruity bitters
* Shake on ice, add 1 shot spicy kombucha to the shaker, swirl and strain;
* Garnish with a mint leaf; sip peacefully while blocking out the ambient mayhem and contemplating how it ever came to this...
Dave Harmon (PC)

**Doctor Dave Harmon (PC)** is a crew member of the Saturnine. He is both a doctor (cleric) and a member of the comedy improv troupe The Parliament of Harmons. In Freezo's Funhouse (Part 1), it's revealed that the Harmons also host a podcast no one likes.

Dr. Dave first interaction with the Dragon Friends is when he repeatedly adds to Hagdar's story of how most of the Saturnine's inner workings work. He defends the honor of The Parliament of Harmons in the improv show, a contest The Harmons have been the unbeaten champions of for twelve years until Freezo dethrones them with a borderline racist joke.

Dr. Dave Harmon is God/Dave's guest PC in the in the Freezo's Funhouse episodes when Michael Hing is in the DM's seat. He helps Bobby navigate his way through Freezo's mind. He obtains a Garfield plush and a slave during his time here.

When Steyr captures the Friends', Dr. Dave again passes by and helps him sum up the accusations against the Dragon Friends. Mentioning that Styjr could have told this himself and that he isn't paid to do this, he leaves. It's unknown if he worked for Styjer or switched sides.

A **Doctor Dave the Third** appears in House Eternal running a filthy clinic. He's high on painkillers. He takes most of Freezo's stuff in trade for a paracetamol and for stabilizing the dying Freezo.

Appearances:

* Inside Baseball (4.06)
* Freezo's Funhouse (Part 1) (4.09)
* Freezo's Funhouse (Part 2) (4.10)
* It's Pronounced Jiff (4.11)
Merreline Vowell

Merreline Vowell, also known as Marceline, and referred to generally as just “Vowell” or “Val”, is an inventor and junior arcanist specialized in chronomancy who lived during the Golden Age of Netheril. Born in obscure poverty, she lived in the small village of Fenwick near Mirambar before joining the Netherese Empire to experiment with the concept of Lodestones, “failsafe checkpoints” designed to trigger a “reset” should the Netherese Empire ever fall.

Recognisable by her wireframed glasses and white hair, Vowell is curious, brilliant in her craft and gets excited when things (unexpectedly) work, uttering her infamous catchphrase “*Hooly frikkin’ dooly*!”.

She believed in the Netherese Empire, but only until she was shown the truth of it’s cruelty, like when she learned the true nature of the Magen in “Start on a Lizard” (7.04). In each timeline she has helped the Dragon Friends overcome the “chromatic sickness” caused by their time travel, and been the one to send them back to the future.

She was the thief of Baston's heart - and more importantly, his virginity. She later became the father of  Byron.

This article needs a bit more detail. If you're familiar with the topic, please consider expanding it.

## Trivia

* Vowell's theory of the rubber band may cleverly refer to the concept of redshift and blueshift, which is a change in wavelength that “stretches” or “bends” it. The “chromatic sickness” is tied to this by explaining that the Dragon Friends are from a different frequency of waves (the present, or another timeline) which makes them deadly ill.
* For most of season 7 and 8, Vowell is called Marceline due to a mix-up in Dave's notes. In fact, she's been called Merreline only a number of times.
Do You Like Diddling

## Description

*The Dragon Friends have ushered in a New Age at a terrible cost. With only a few short hours before they must return to their own time, there are some loose ends that need to be taken care of.*

## Synopsis

This episode entry is in need of a synopsis. Please consider taking a few minutes to add one.

## Cast

### Dragon Friends

* Philge
* Bobby Pancakes
* Freezo
* Baston

### NPC's

* Marceline (Merreline) Vowell
* Strahd von Zarovich
* Jerrick Rimm
* Mazel Lerune
* Moira Lerune
* Wildseer Itheria
* Karsus, Archmage supreme of Eileanar

## Themes, tropes and running jokes

* Kiss The Ham: under protest from Dave, Freezo finds a Christmas ham in the God Machine where Lionshield Banknote previously was. The Dragon Friends, realizing they rarely process their 'grief', try to process the loss of Banknote by saying something nice about him and then kissing his ham. This is, in order: Banknote's hot dad, his blue skin and yellow hair, the giant crab he had, and how much he and Freezo were different characters and personalities. Freezo later paints the ham blue and decorates it with yellow tassels.
* Baston's virginity, after a full season of jokes and even a religion being built around it, finally is no more.

## Quotes

* "Yeah, but I can have like, a Shandy!? WHY CAN'T VOWELL HAVE FUN?!" - "Because we are *dying*, Vowell!" - "WE'RE **ALL** DYING, PHILGE!!"
* "Welcome to the Age Of Jazz!"
Dragonback Tavern

Dragonback Tavern is an alehouse in Daggerford owned by Grimm Saltback, a friend, patron and sometime creditor of the Dragon Friends. Freezo, Philge and Bobby Pancakes lived there for several weeks prior to the start of Season 1 despite Grimm's insistence that it is a tavern and not a hotel. He tells them during The Audition (1.01) that they must settle their debts if they want to stay.

Dragonback Tavern's most distinguishable characteristic is very loud ska music courtesy of Grimm's band, Grimm & the Magic Trombones. The tavern also features a notice board full of (mostly mundane) jobs.

After Grimm Saltback's death in the Specials canon, the tavern passed to Greg Knowles who began selling snacks, and then barricaded it against the Rictus Plague by filling the inside with gates and attaching scythes to them. The tavern was then accidentally burned down by Philge.

In the main canon, the Dragonback Inn was revealed to have been so named because it was built over a site in the former Carcosa called "the Dragon's back", and to still have access - though its basement - to the Carcosan tombs. As the result of the Friend's efforts to prevent the Convergence, the Tavern is pulled through a portal into Dim Carcosa, but the damage done by the portal goes no further.

Appears In:

* The Audition (1.01)
* Undermining a Dracula (5.16)
Glitter Gleam

Art by Simon Greiner

**Glitter Gleam** is a visual effects specialist who worked with Johnny Playstation at his concerts. Her hallucinotelepathy ability lets her implant images in the minds of those close to her, creating actual effects and manipulating their perception of the scene.

She was mind controlled by a device provided by the Voss-Saito Corporation to attempt to kill Johnny during his concert, but was prevented from doing so by the Dragon Friends, who only *nearly* killed him. The resulting chaos enabled him to be abducted and taken to Freeside. She later ran an art exhibition, *Play State*, in New York at which she revealed to Bobby Pancakes, in disguise as Raoul Chamgerlain, that she had been knowingly working for Voss-Saito to ensure her future involvement in Playstation's shows.

### Trivia

Glitter Gleam's name may be a reference to *Garl Glittergold*, the Forgotten Realms God of Trickery, who is also a Gnome.

Her use of *Misty Step* implies that she is a Wizard, Sorcerer or Warlock of 3rd level or higher.
An Embarrasing Lack of Yes And-ing

## Description

*The Dragon Friends have found themselves in a desert on a dwindling supply of pack animals. What respite can be found among the dunes with their new sonically themed companions?*

## Synopsis

This episode entry is in need of a synopsis. Please consider taking a few minutes to add one.

## Cast

### Dragon Friends

* Philge
* Bobby Pancakes
* Freezo
Chongus the Interbable

## Episode Order

### Next

These Consequences Weren't for You (8.13)

## Description

*The Gauntlet has been thrown and the Dragon Friends seem set on resolving their food shortage in any way necessary. Surely no consequences are to follow.*

## Synopsis

This episode entry is in need of a synopsis. Please consider taking a few minutes to add one.

## Cast

### Dragon Friends

* Philge
* Bobby Pancakes
* Freezo

### Guest NPC's

* Donk Bonkerson, the magnificent Bonker and magician (played by Tom Cardy)
* The \_ Fred, Donk's twin brother looking for his adjective (also played by Tom Cardy)
Baffling Reference for our International Listeners

When the players make a reference to Australian or Sydney culture that people who have never been there would not understand.

## Appearances

### The Podcast

* *Some Kind of Jazz Werewolf* (2.05)
* *The Bravest Man in Wickshire* (2.06)
* *A Skellington Walkie-Talkie* (2.07)
* *Was Me Even Eating Thyroid* (2.08)
* *The Vampire Named Strahd Too!* (2.13)
* *Take A Hit Point of Damage* (3.07)
* *Theme From 'The Nanny'* (3.09)
* *Put It All On Red* (3.10)
* *I'm Going To Shoot Your Friends* (3.12)
* *The Singing Water Company* (3.15)
* *This Boy Fresno* (3.18)
* *It's Pronounced Jiff* (4.11)
* *The Best Kind of Coward* (4.19)
* *Ensorcelled* (4.20)

#### Specials

* *A Very Dragon Chrisfriends*
* *A Yulemas Very Merry*

### Twitch

* *The House of the Crocodile* (TOA.00)
* *The Pride of Candlekeep* (TOA.05)
* *Fane of the Night Serpent, Pt 3* (TOA2.06)
* *Tomb of the Nine Gods, Pt 2* (TOA2.09)
* *Down Space* (T1.06)
Deloris Fungbunger

Deloris Fungbunger is a dwarf with a red coat. She is the sister of Melvin Fungbunger. She watched Martin fall down the stairs of Pancake, Indrirovich, Philge and Freezofferson. Philge says Deloris is the most beautiful dwarf in all of Anarackway. Unfortunately, Deloris still does not know what happened to her brother as the Dragon Friends forgot to tell her.
Fly Kick Punch (Cocktail)

An 11-ingredient classic punch: fruity, floral, herbal, bubbly, extra. Go big or go home.

**Fly Kick Punch**

* 2 parts ruby red grapefruit juice (if you're mixing for yourself, 2 shots; if you're making a punch bowl, 2 cups, or a multiple thereof)
* 1 part rum
* 1/2 part gin (preferably with forest flavors like pine, herbs, etc)
* 1/2 part Aperol
* 1/2 part peach brandy or peach schnapps
* 1/2 part rosewater
* 1 part lemon juice
* Plenty of herbal bitters (I'm using rosemary-peppercorn)
* Sprigs of charred rosemary (light em up on the stove or with a lighter, drop a few in the punch bowl or garnish each glass)
* Top each glass with seltzer or sparkling wine, as you see fit
* The most important ingredient, ingredient #11: a generous splash of utterly unearned confidence.
Bish Marzook

**Bish Marzook** is a scientist, writer and comedian. She has written for SBS Comedy and SBS Science, and has appeared on radio, at the Sydney Fringe festival and at various national writers festivals. She also has a PhD in virology and cell biology, and bases much of her material around the intersection between science and storytelling.

Bish portrayed halfling bounty hunter Seamus Noggin in season one.
Edward Piss

Is a Halfling Assistant to Professor Banknote the Dragon Friends meet in Season 7 while jailed by the Freezomites during the God future.

Son of Robert P. (A man who spent his life ashamed of the proud family name). Edward Piss swore an oath that he would restore the standing of the family Piss.

He studied forbidden Chronomancy in Netherile assisting Professor Lionshield Banknote. He Wrote his thesis on how the stoneways don’t exist. This was academically devastating when he traveled in them to meet the Philgemites. He has Tenure and an extensive acedemic career.

He was subsequently jailed for Storming the capital and getting his penis out (and being betrayed by Gribbits while trying to meet the Philgemites) . He met the Dragon Friends in Jail and proceeded to not help them in combat while they murdered and escaped the Freezomites.

While infiltrating Nether, he makes a final stand against one of the robotic copies of Skymaster Kairon. He is killed instantly from a reaction attack. His family dagger clatters to the ground and In his final moments he forgets his own fathers name.

### Table Talk

Dave just asked Ben to name a character anything but “Mr. Piss”. This entry is proof that Ben Jenkins can follow instructions and come up with inspired original characters that are instant fan favourites.

> *"Alex, We put a lot of effort into these names"*
>
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Lion

The Duke of Daggerford owned a tame pet lion which resided in its study in Daggerford Castle. Chained to a wall and soundly asleep when first encountered by the Dragon Friends, he was roused by Philge's attempts to set him loose in the room (and then to ride him). She did not succeed at either goal and he attacked her in confusion.

Bobby Pancakes' first instinct was to escape from the room, but he changed his mind when God told him to fight the lion. His sneak attack dealt near-fatal damage. The bewildered and gravely wounded lion then inadvertently strangled itself to death on his chain.

It is worth noting that the murder of the Lion garnered boos from the face jockeys, who had seemingly enjoyed the violent and unnecessary deaths of Leonard Swiftfeatures and Barry Swiftfeatures.
Water Song

**The Water Song** is adlibbed by Bobby Pancakes and Baston in the lobby of the Voss-Saito building at Freeside to convince the receptionist that they are deliverypeople from The Singing Water Company.

```
 When you want to get wet on your inside
 You pour some water down there (down there)
 And if you want that special water
 You'll have to know where (to get it)
 It's from us, the Singing Water Company, bringing you the water
 Do you think you should order some, yes, I think you oughta
 We've arrived to deliver some, put it inside yooooou,
 Get wet inside, who deserves it, you do.

```