Without Jack

"This song is about my time in Eberron and how much everyone in the planes missed me during that time. Don't worry, I missed you too." - Jack Sawyer

https://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY

Jack Sawyer

Real name no gimmicks

Two mind flayers go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside

Two mind flayers go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again

Jacky's back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back?

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Sawyer no more

They want Jacky, I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Jacky, then this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of drums mixed with some brass guitar

A harp that will jump start your heart faster

Then a spell when I get healed at the temple

By the cleric when I'm not cooperating

When I'm rocking the table while he's spellcasting "Hey"

You waited this long to stop debating

'Cause I'm back, I'm on the path and adventuring

I know you got a job Ms. Haven

But your husband's ooze problem is complicating

So the Abyssees won't let me be or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down in Brass City

But it feels so empty without me

So come on and dance, clap your hands

Fuck that, get up and stand and tell all the land

And get ready 'cause this shit is about to get unsheathed,

I just finished all my side quests, "Fuck you, Cannith!"

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little musically

'Cause it sounds so empty without me

Little hellion, a kid feeling rebellious

Embarrassed, my parents still livin’ in Bright’s Edge

I started feeling like prisoner, helpless

'Til Hollyphant comes along on a mission and yells "PLAY"

A dreadnaught, ‘ville is scary,

Could start a revolution, pollutin' Naughtsville, a rebel

So let me just revel and bask

In the fact that I got everyone wanting me Jack

And it's a disaster such a catastrophe

For you to see so damn much of me Jack, you ask for me

Well I'm back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh

In another dilemma, adventurin’ and then I'm gonna enter in endin' up

Under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the ginger

I'm interesting, the best thing since blessings

Infesting in your cult’s ears and nesting

"Testing, attention please"

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten gold, my two copper is free

A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

A-tiskit a-taskit,

I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit and that shit

Abelaire, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than that little matriarch bitch

And Cannith, you can get stomped by Murdoch

You lame ass evil house you suck, what a crock

You don't know me, you're now marked, let it go

It’s over, nobody gonna save you!

Now let’s go, just give us the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I've been so, suspenseful with instrumentals

Ever since I learned how to hit on a cymbal

But sometimes this shit just seems

Everybody only wants to piss off we

So this must mean we’re Definitely

But it's just me, I think Maybe

Though we’re not the first Heroes of Eberron

I am the best gnomeling you’ll come upon

To do bard music so successfully

And use it to get myself wealthy

Hey, there's a concept that works

Twenty million other gnome bards emerge

But no matter how many bards sing in key

It will sound so empty without me