Episode 73: Make It Make Sense

**Video:**
1:00:32

**Video:**
make it make sense.mp4

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## Episode Summary

The world is such a strange and scary place right now and really nobody knows what the hell to do. Maybe we should all lay down  and let cars park on us. Or maybe we should as Mr. MIMS to Make It Make Sense again! Or do we need to [redacted] David Byrne?

## Idea Details

* Idea: Make It Make Sense, Goliath Freeze
* Creator of idea: Josiah
* Purpose of idea: Well I'm so glad that you talked about branding and the idea of a Brandon. I'm so glad that you talked about World Wide Boy, the young boy that you'd like to kidnap and keep in your closet, because I actually -- (Drew: "Thats not what -- Anybody can go back and listen to that episode and know that's not what the concept is.") I don't remember! I'm sorry, I don't remember the episode. (Drew: "You're so fucking stupid, I swear to God. You make me *so* mad.") You done? (Drew: "Yeah, I *am* done!") All right. So the missing boy idea is great, I think, the mi-- You're gonna find him on a milk carton or someth-- Is that what it was? (Drew: "No. I, honestly, I don't really remember.") Probably nowadays, they put uh missing children on a oat milk carton if that uh happened. (Drew: "They probably put it in the -- probably put it on milk! Because milk is so expensive these days, my family goes through 12 two-liter -- 12 --") Oh, that was a thing! (Drew: "Mhm. A couple weeks ago.") I'm so glad you remind me of The Boy, because t-- I think we need to f-- create a n-- we need a new person in our lives, and we're gonna get to that, but first I wanna show you a few videos about how confused everyone on Earth is, because life just doesn't, straight up, doesn't make any lick of sense no more! (Drew: "Nothing makes sense, Josiah.") Well that -- I mean, exactly! It's become, kind a thi-- It's become, kind of, a rallying cry! You know, people say things at -- people go to rallies and say things and they scream thi-- sometimes they -- (Drew: "They go, 'I think you should leave.' ") They go, 'He admit it.' Uh, stuff like that. And it's kinda become a rallying cry! It used to be that people would say, 'Make America Great Again!' Remember that? A couple years ago, people would say that, and, you know, that was a whole thing. I don't remember what the ins and outs of it, but I think it became a whole -- (Drew: "MANGA.") It became a whole thing. Uh, yeah, and it -- I think it was hentai also and it was just kind of, like, a nasty thing that happened. (Drew: "What if Donald Trump loved uh anime and hentai? That would be funny.") What if instead of saying, 'MANGA,' he said, 'Hentai,' and said, uh, 'Tentacle.' (Drew: "*\*Doing a Donald Trump impression*\* We have the best tentacles. We have the best tentacle porno. Uh we're out here -- ungh! It just -- I, uh -- ungh! Right?") Um, so there was MANGA and there was uh -- Bernie had one I think. It was like, uh -- he wanted it to be dubs instead of subs. He said he was gonna get rid of the subtitles, and then, uh, Trump was -- (Drew: "No, his rallying cry -- Bernie Sanders's rallying cry was, 'Oh, let me show up at the inauguration uh dressed up uhh like --") Like a damn Chr-- uh, Elf On A Shelf. Old -- an old man Elf On The Shelf. (Drew: "Yeah. And take away the uh spotlight from the other old man we should have been paying attention to. And the old woman, too.") And J-- And then Jacobing magazine uh writers are probably gonna be just lovin' this sh--. And meanwhile, RBG over there probably is uh, uh passing a good law. So those are some of the rallying cries of the past, and then, uh, this -- t-- but today, a new one has come out! And there's this song by UnoTheActivist that really hammers it home, although I haven't listened to it yet, but I think, at least the title, is the rallying cry is this new thing: *Make It Make Sense*! Make It -- (Drew: "Well this is cool.") Make It Make Sense! Have you heard people say this before? (Drew: "No.") Make It Make Sense! Make It Make Sense! (Drew: "Mhm.") Make It Make Sense! (Drew: "Mhm.") Make It Make Sense! (Drew: "Mhm.") Make It Make Sense! (Drew: "Mhm. Mhm.")
* Timetable: No timetable was discussed in the episode. However, it will only require aging up Mason Ramsey as Tavis The World Wide Boy to look like Billy Bob Thornton in *Goliath* so that the show can be rebooted for a third season with him starring as Goliath Freeze, who will be the opposite of David Byrne to Make It Make Sense. It should be implemented very soon.
* Idea details:
	+ Make It Make Sense is a new rallying cry.
	+ Everyone's trauma, difficulties, and sense of feeling lost or alone or confused in their lives are all problems whose centers come back to them begging: Make It Make Sense. The solution is to Make It Make Sense.
	+ Things stopped making sense when the film *Stop Making Sense* by Talking Heads came out because David Byrne made it so confusing for everyone. He is a nerd and was on stage with a rock band and people let him go on stage with a big suit and he asked too many questions, all of which is confusing and made things stop making sense. This was an attack on making sense.
	+ We need to create or hire or maybe he will be born himself, maybe he will be cloned, but we need to create an opposite David Byrne. He does not necessarily have to kill David Byrne, he just needs to counter that energy and Make It Make Sense. What we need is a man who wears a really skinny suit like a skintight extra-slim.
	+ The person who will defeat David Byrne and start Making It Make Sense must be the opposite of him. So his last name will be Freeze which is the opposite of Byrne, and his first name will be Goliath which is the opposite of David.
	+ Mason Ramsey, who is still starring in his role as Tavis The World Wide Boy after being aged up to a 17 year-old, will now be aged up to look like a Goliath-aged Billy Bob Thornton to become Goliath Freeze, who is the opposite of David Byrne and will wear a skintight suit to Make It Make Sense again.
	+ There will be a third season of the television show *Goliath*, which will be about finding the smallest suit that will possibly fit Goliath Freeze. Mark Duplass will be in it, reprising his role as the character from the second season with an amputee fetish.
	+ Since *Goliath* is a law show, Goliath Freeze may sue David Byrne.
	+ Goliath Freeze will be blue and will have blue hair like ice.
	+ The third season of *Goliath* will be a reboot because Goliath Freeze, as played by Mason Ramsey as Tavis The World Wide Boy after being aged up to look like Billy Bob Thornton in the two previous seasons of *Goliath*, needs to be sexy.
	+ Goliath Freeze is a hitman.
	+ Goliath Freeze will have a mid fade haircut.

## Devil Play

* There was no devil play in this episode.

## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew discussed the fact that Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Christmas Sunday, and American Thanksgiving Thursday are coming up.
* Josiah and Drew discussed Canadian prime ministers.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How to Build COMFORT and TRUST in Online Game" about generating comfort in online dating and how to create a high-value online dating profile. They watched this after revealing that they have been fighting recently and wanted to build trust between each other. Part of this video involved learning about shit test texts, which are one of the four types of texts you can receive. Josiah gave Drew a shit test, wherein Drew revealed that he had good shit that was brown and had dino nuggets as well as turds.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Branding Basics— How To Build Trust In Your Brand" about how to get your audience to trust your brand.
* From 13:34 to 13:58 in the episode, Josiah accidentally covered Drew's image with GarageBand because he was editing his other podcast, 155 Podcast.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Life Doesn't Make Sense! | Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean | HBO" about how Pete Davidson isn't happy with science's explanation of molecules.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "UnoTheActivist - Make it Make Sense" about Unoverse 3 Stream Now!
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "make it make sense! 😤 #shorts #short #funny" about TikTok.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Make It MAke Sense" about a cop car.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Make it Make Sense Free for All" about *Make It Make Sense: The Podcast (MIMS)*, part of the Globe Hell Family Podcast Network.
* Drew revealed that he will start drinking again for Make It Make Sense.
	+ Note: Drew previously revealed that he had started drinking as of Episode 15: World Wide Beer with special guest Tom and later had presumably stopped drinking again sometime between that episode and Episode 44: The Marxist 007. His comment here suggests that he has still not started drinking again, though he could have started and stopped in the interim.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Make It Make Sense" about Make It Make Sense.
* Josiah and Drew briefly watched a video called "\*\*A RANT\*\* / UHHH MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 😒 / IMPROMPTU / I DONT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE♥️" about Make It Make Sense.
* Josiah and Drew briefly watched a video called "Make it make sense 🤯" about Make It Make Sense.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Make It Make Sense Please #kylerittenhouse" about Make It Make Sense.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Try and make it make sense." about Make It Make Sense.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Stop Making Sense - Official Trailer" about how this quintessential music film features the incredible music of #TalkingHeads.
* Josiah and Drew briefly watched a video called "David Byrne Interview" about how David Byrne interviews himself for a Talking Heads´ film concert by Jonathan Demme.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "make it make sense" about Make It Make Sense.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Mase - Feel So Good (Official Music Video)" about shiny suits, as opposed to David Byrne's nonsensical big suit.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "JOOP! Suit Guide (Extra Slim Fit) - EN" about how to counter David Byrne with a really skinny suit.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "GOLIATH Season 1 TRAILER (2016) New Amazon Series" about how Goliath is the opposite of David.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "The Talking Heads- Once In A Lifetime (Reversed)" about the opposite of David Byrne.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "The Carbonaro Effect - The EmergenSUIT | truTV" about a small suit.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "TOP 5 Suit Fit Tips | How To Buy A PERFECT Fitting Suit Online" about Goliath Freeze's skintight suit.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Goliath Season 2 Review: No Spoilers" about spoilers for the second season of *Goliath*.
* Drew revealed he will be guesting on the YouTube show, Liquortalk.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How to wear a \*SUIT CORRECTLY\* #shorts #suit" about Goliath Freeze's skintight suit.
* Josiah revealed that an "Error 404 - No GF found" alarm plays all the time on Drew's computer because he doesn't have a girlfriend. Drew has to wave his hand in front of the computer sensor to turn the alarm off.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Michael Wears a Woman's Suit - The Office US" about too loose of a suit.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "PERFECT SUIT KAISE FIT HONA CHAHIYE | BEST SUIT FITTING GUIDE for Men in Hindi | Mayank Bhattacharya" about Goliath Freeze's skintight suit.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "🔥 SKIN MID FADE 🔥 $100 MENS HAIRCUT WITH MODERN TEXTURE / BARBER TUTORIAL" about Goliath Freeze's mid fade haircut
* Josiah and Drew rewatched "Make it Make Sense Free for All".

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "I'm gonna hit *you*. I'm gonna hit you in the face. I'm gonna hit you in your stupid face. With my balls. I'm gonna hit myself in the balls with you. I'm gonna hit you -- cue balls, QAnon, you're on QAnon's balls, you're Q, you're gonna get your rocks off into your socks. You're gonna put."
* [On the topic of the goat's mouth] "You've heard of people having a 'bleeding heart' , while you have a 'bleating mouth'."
* "Fuck you!"
* [On the topic of Trudeau] "More like, his name should be 'Lie-deau'."
* "But I am the GOAT. And I am GOATed. You said it yourself. Straight from the horse's ass."
* "You could 69 somebody online by putting the webcam in your mouth and then they put their webcam in their hole."
* "So we're already fucking this up because we don't have women on this show. As a rule."
* "Hey, who has two thumbs and has no charisma? This guy. And it's Drew."
* "You ever get a text message that says, 'How's your s-- How's the consistency of your stool today, and how man-- and um \*belch\* -- how many times have you done caca to toilet today?' I mean, I get those all the time. And usually it's robocallers, but sometimes they are real, from the government."
* [On the topic of The World Wide Boy being a branding thing] "I think that's kind of, like, more like a trafficking kind of thing, rather than a branding thing."
* "Sorry, I accidentally switched windows to GarageBand for a second; I was editing my other podcast so I covered your face. What were you saying?"
* "Well I'm so glad that you talked about branding and the idea of a Brandon. I'm so glad that you talked about World Wide Boy, the young boy that you'd like to kidnap and keep in your closet, because I actually --"
* [On the topic of The World Wide Boy] "I don't remember! I'm sorry, I don't remember the episode."
* [On the topic of The World Wide Boy] "All right. So the missing boy idea is great, I think, the mi-- You're gonna find him on a milk carton or someth-- Is that what it was?"
* "Probably nowadays, they put uh missing children on a oat milk carton if that uh happened."
* "I'm so glad you remind me of The Boy, because t-- I think we need to f-- create a n-- we need a new person in our lives, and we're gonna get to that, but first I wanna show you a few videos about how confused everyone on Earth is, because life just doesn't, straight up, doesn't make any lick of sense no more!"
* "It used to be that people would say, 'Make America Great Again!' Remember that? A couple years ago, people would say that, and, you know, that was a whole thing. I don't remember what the ins and outs of it, but I think it became a whole -- it became a whole thing. Uh, yeah, and it -- I think it was hentai also and it was just kind of, like, a nasty thing that happened."
* [On the topic of if Donald Trump loved anime and hentai] "What if instead of saying, 'MANGA,' he said, 'Hentai,' and said, uh, 'Tentacle.' "
* "Make It Make Sense! Have you heard people say this before?"
* "Make It Make Sense!"
* [On the topic of Casamigos hitting millennials like crack in the 80's] "It's a drug!"
* [On the topic of *Stop Making Sense*] "People are just going online and pleading with the void, 'Make It Make Sense,' because ever since David Byrne did this, we've been making n-- there's been no sense made at all."
* "We need to create or hire or maybe he will be born himself, maybe he will be cloned, I don't know. But we need to create an opposite David Byrne. I don't wanna say he has to *kill* David Byrne - that's not for me to say. But he has to counter that energy and Make It Make Sense. So what we need is somebody who wears a really, really, really skinny suit. And it's hard to find because people are against skinny suits now. But we need a man who wears a skintight extra-slim. I mean, if it can get tighter: the more tighter, the merrier. But we need a very skinny suit."
* "We need Goliath Freeze to come here in a skintight suit and Make It Make Sense! And that's what we're gonna do."
* "I hate Mark Duplass."
* "Is David Byrne sexy?"
* [On the topic of why they need to make a third season of *Goliath*] "Because we're trying to defeat -- we're trying to defeat David Byrne! That's what we're trying to do, is we're trying to defeat David Byrne. You're forgetting already what we need to do in order to Make It Make Sense."
* "So do you think if we make *Goliath* Season 3 starring Mason Ramsey as Goliath Freeze that it'll Make It Make Sense? Cause I'm just trying to Make It Make Sense. Do you know what I mean?"
* "I mean, it's just a mess! Everyth-- we need things to Make It Ma-- everything's a mess. Nothing makes sense anymore cause of David Byrne. Piece of sh-- Fuckin' piece of shit David Byrne."

### Drew

* "You're gonna hit what? You're gonna hit yourself in the -- You're gonna hit yourself in the balls with a -- You're gonna put cue balls in your socks, you're gonna take your socks off... Hang on, lemme get this straight. You're gonna take -- You're gonna take your s-- you're gonna take your socks off, you're gonna cum in them, you're gonna put cue balls in them, and then you're gonna bust your nuts with them. Well, there you go, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. From the goat's mouth himself: Mr. Josiah Hughes."
* "I'm just choosing not to look at you. I've gotten used to it."
* "I'm saying that you're -- Just off the top: fuck you. That's what I wanna say to you."
* "At the heart of every woman is a video game."
* "I need to build value."
* [On the topic of women being guests on Globe Hell Warning] "We've had one."
* [On the topic of how branding can be a person] "Well, I kind of invented that. With World Wide Boy. It's not trafficking."
* "You've never seen a condom-eating video?"
* [In response to Josiah saying that The World Wide Boy is the young boy that Drew would like to kidnap and keep in his closet] "Thats not what -- Anybody can go back and listen to that episode and know that's not what the concept is."
* "You're so fucking stupid, I swear to God. You make me *so* mad."
* [On the topic of what Episode 11: The World Wide Boy was about] "No. I, honestly, I don't really remember."
* [On the topic of Make America Great Again] "MANGA."
* "What if Donald Trump loved uh anime and hentai? That would be funny."
* "\**Doing a Donald Trump impression*\* We have the best tentacles. We have the best tentacle porno. Uh we're out here -- ungh! It just -- I, uh -- ungh! Right?"
* [On the topic of Bernie Sanders at the inauguration] "And take away the uh spotlight from the other old man we should have been paying attention to. And the old woman, too."
* "Make It Make Sense."
* "Well yeah, uh there's a company called uh Freedom, it's spelled R-- uh spelled 'F-R-E-E-uh-D-U-M-B' uh and that c-- uh company, the who-- uh, uh primary CEO of that company is Joe Biden and its shareholders are the people of America."
* "No matter what you say about him, no matter how crude and disgusting he is and what kind of policies he has, Joe Biden is an excellent uh businessman."
* "Why would you reboot *Goliath*?"
* [On the topic of how to defeat David Byrne without making a third season of *Goliath*] "Well, then, just -- we'll just get a hitman to kill him."
* [On the topic of if making *Goliath* Season 3 starring Mason Ramsey as Goliath Freeze will Make It Make Sense] "Yeah, I think it'll kill -- I think David Byrne will die."