Just you and I

## Transcript

Lulu: This has been a test of the Emergency Romantic System. Had this been an actual look whenever you see what gone wrong, you would go limp and watch whatever crap comes on next. Comin' up next: *Warioware adventures*!

(At diamond city park, 9 volt is on the swing while crying)

9 volt: (crying) i’d Miss 18 volt

fronk: ah, you look sad, are you sad

9 volt: yes, 18 volt sang a short romantic song for me, but it didn’t work

fronk: Don’t worry, 18 volt Will try again

9 volt: really? Do you know anything fronk? Honestly, it’s not about why you hate me so much, it’s about How I want to feel beautiful (Starts singing as he gets up) I won't wear makeup on Thursday

I'm sick of covering up I'm tired of feeling so broken I'm tired of falling in love Sometimes I'm shy and I'm anxious Sometimes I'm down on my knees Sometimes I try to embrace all my insecurities So I won't wear makeup on Thursday 'Cause who I am is enough

fronk: what are you singing about?

9 volt: And there are many things that I could change so slightly But why would I succumb to something so unlike me? I was always taught to just be myself Don't change for anyone

I wanna love, I don't wanna cry Don't want these tears inside my eyes, yeah Don't wanna wake up and feel insecure I wanna sing, I wanna dance I wanna feel love inside my hands again I just wanna feel beautiful

fronk: you’d, beautiful?

9 volt: I'll wear my sweatpants on Thursday (fronk: wait a sec) And I'll drink soft drink from a can (fronk: a soft drink you’d Drink eh?) I'll build my own independence I don't always need a man (fronk: how can’t you?) You know sometimes I feel lonely Could do with the company Oh, I get high when I'm down But you know that's alright with me So I will do nothing on Thursday Sit alone and be

fronk: What is wrong?

9 volt: (his tears came as he sings in a sad way) And there are many things that I could change so slightly But why would I succumb to something so unlike me? I was always taught to just be myself Don't change for anyone

I wanna love, I don't wanna cry Don't want these tears inside my eyes, yeah Don't wanna wake up and feel insecure I wanna sing, I wanna dance I wanna feel love inside my hands again I just wanna feel beautiful

I won't wear makeup on Thursday 'Cause who I am is enough (starts crying)

(Cut to wario’s house, wario is sleeping as 9 volt’s crying is heard)

lulu: wario! Wario! Wake up!

Tony: Look what’s on the news, 9 volt is feeling blue

wario: wha? Did he lost his game?

lulu: nah!

wario: so, did fronk tell 9 volt

Tony: yes

(5 volt came to wario’s house)

5 volt: how was my son?

lulu: not good

wario: because he was sad because 18 volt sang short romance songs

5 volt: at where?

lulu: 18 volt did it at the beach, the class, the stage, the tower, the park and the cafe

5 volt: ah, I could try again, but don’t worry, i’ll do something special for my son, he’s gonna love it

lulu: who is it? a paper mache?

5 volt: NO an animal!

(at dr crygor’s lab, the guys are watching 5 volt finding an animal at the pet store)

mona: question, what is 5 volt doing

dr crygor: she is looking for an animal

(At penny’s lab)

orbulon: (laughs) 5 volt is looking for an animal

penny: yep, she is finding an animal, your going to love it, it’s someone

(25 Minutes later)

5 volt: and... done! 9 volt, look what I got for you, \*hearing a crocodile singing\* a singing...crocodile?

9 volt: wow! What would you name him?

5 volt: i’d Name him, Lyle, he sure is a crocodilw

9 volt: wow, i’ll Take care of him

5 volt: good

9 volt: YEAAAHHH!!!

The Owl:Lyle what are you doing?

Lyle:oh i'm here for 9 Volt

The Owl:wow

The Beaver:come on Lyle, let’s find 18 volt

Lyle: ok guys!

natalie: i’ll Join you, babes

(then 9 volt, Natalie and crocodile Lyle went to the car and find 18 volt, but they hear mike emerging from the sewer to sing, making the fronks fly away)

9 volt: ah ha! I found him! Nope.

natalie: I think he’s not in here

(Cut to the countryside, music plays, 9 volt and his crocodile stops running and sees wario’s friends)

jimmy t: oh yeah! come on guys, dance battle! Hit it!

wario’s friends: (cheering)

Jimmy t: Hey, 9 volt, wanna join?

9 volt: can’t talk now! I need to find him!

Lyle: yes, I agree with you!

The Owl: but we’d stopped The car, so we would walk anyway

(the two started walking)

man: what the?

(a dog runs and barks at 9 volt)

9 volt: big dog! (Sees a cute puppy) Tiny dog! Aw!

Puppy: \*gasps\* Lyle

Lyle: yep that's me

Birds: \*chirping\*

Lyle: \*sleeping\*

9 volt: \*panting\*

The Beaver: huh?

(music plays)

Animals: TRUCKS (x15)

(music countiues)

Eland: we ride the roads from shore to shore

Gazelle: Haulin' loads from farmers' doors

Lion: Pushin' through and drivin' deep thousand miles, no sleep

Wolf: you know the code we roll along

Pig: kick the gear before the dawn

Snake: well, life is just a stroke of luck

Giraffe: cause there ain't nothing like bein' a truck \*blinks\*

Animals: we got your back you know we're ready for the long haul

Dog: keep in tow you know we got you

Elephant: even if you're small

Animals: come on and roll with us you know it's us we're leaving steer the course upon the sea the open the road is made for Trucks (x14)

9 volt: 18 Volt where are you oh wait it's just a ball in it

Animals: Trucks (x14)

(music stops)

Animals: Trucks Trucks Trucks it's a Truck thing

Elephants: \*trumpeting\*

Animals: Trucks Trucks Trucks just a Truck thing

Elephants: \*trumpeting\*

Dinosaurs: rumble and bumble the gear and grind it's a truck thing

Elephants: \*trumpeting\*

Dinosaurs: rackin' up miles every road that we find just a truck thing

Elephants: \*trumpeting\*

(Instrumental)

Animals: turn it over no more slippin the tramission's started lay it hard upon the haunches in position on it check the mirrors and the gauges fuel injector punch it ballin' it all together honkin' everyone knows we're coming it's a truck thing Trucks Trucks it's a truck thing

Squirrel: shakin' and turnin' the rubbers are burnin'

Raccoon: the valves will be turnin' the engines were purrin' we're...

Animals: Trucks Trucks Trucks just a truck thing

Shark: weighin' in high

Whale: rollin' in low

Dolphin: since no you ain't rollin' out on your own

Animals: it's a truck thing Truck Trucks just a truck thing

Squirrel: with the red

Spix's Macaw: the blue

Canary: and the yellow

Iguana: the green

Animals: we're rollin' together the prouder of the team whatever whenever we'll get there together and that's why we sing (x6)

Lyle: \*singing\* it's a truck thing

(Then, the two saw 18 volt)

9 volt: I saw him!

The Owl: where?

9 volt: At the lake near the pub

(the two saw 18 volt naked)

9 volt: (screams) 18 volt! How did you? Put your clothes back on already

18 volt: (put on his vest and shorts) so, how’d you know?

9 volt: I had a romantic animal, his name is Lyle

18 volt: (got back to the lake) Lyle? Nice to meet you! My name’s 18 volt, and I am a awesome rapper and...

(Lyle seeing Natlie for the first time)

18 volt: what the?

Lyle:woah hey

natlie: he's Now perfect!

18 volt: is he perfect?

natalie: yes, as a singing crocodile, Lyle was an awesome gamer like 9 volt

18 volt: cool!

Natalie: (hears her stomach) i’d Better go inside

9 volt: Wait! Natalie! Don’t go!

18 volt: it’s ok 9 volt, Lyle’d Got something special for you

9 volt: he did?

18 volt: yep

9 volt: and you are busy making a special song for me, just like my mum thought you? and now Lyle he Crocodile

18 volt: yes, he did. I know exactly how you feel take it away Lyle

Lyle: (Starts singing) Let's get drunk

I'll pour my heart out through my mouth This year's been hard for us no doubt

Let's raise a glass to my favourite bud And he‘s the cute honey bun I saw. Are bring home to us 'cause Me and you we can hold this out Only you understand how I'm feeling now yeah

And I know, I can tell you anything You won't judge, you're just listening 'Cause you're the best thing that ever happened to me (9 volt: (Giggles as Lyle pats his head)

'Cause my darling, you and I could take over the world (9 volt: wow!) And one step at a time, just you and I (just you and I) 'Cause you're the only one, who brings light just like the sun One step at a time, just you and I (just you and I)

(The scene changes in a chalk world)

18 volt: look 9 volt

Lyle: (Started Singing again) Let's get drunk We'll reminisce about your days When we were broke, not getting paid your taking trips at the weekend, When I would drop down to see you And we would paint the town Like a rainbow in the summer sky, 'Cause I can hug And squeeze you, and kiss your lips, now I'm loving you

And I know, I can tell you anything You won't judge you're just listening, yeah 'Cause you're the best thing that ever happened to me (9 volt: yay!)

'Cause my darling, you and I (9 volt: your singing to us!) Could take over the world (9 volt: how romantic!) And one step at a time, just you and I (just you and I) 'Cause you're the only one, who brings light just like the sun (9 volt: aw, Lyle) One step at a time, just you and I (just you and I)

Your eyes are sweet and puffy, your lips are sweet as roses Been saving up for weeks now Just to get to you, my dear (9 volt: i love you!) And though you're far from my home This ain't no love And oh my heart grows fonder Must be our love

'Cause my darling, you and I Could take over the world (9 volt: tee hee!) And one step at a time, just you and I (just you and I) 'Cause my darling, you and I Could take over the world (9 volt: Oh 18 volt!) One step at a time, just you and I (just you and I) 'Cause you're the only one, who brings light just like the sun (9 volt: wheee!) One step at a time, just you and I (just you and I) Yeah, one step at a time, just you and I Yeah, one step at a time, just you and I

(Lyle hugs 9 volt and 18 volt as the chalk world turns back to real)

9 volt: 18 volt? Is that hail?

18 volt: it’s just hail! Ow!

Lyle: oops

9 volt: don’t worry, lets just, go inside

(wario and the gang peeps out the window)

kat: who is Natalie’s boyfriend come from?

ana: I don’t know

penny: hey, look what I made for her, a paper mache of her boyfriend

mike: his name is joey. An American boy. Aged. 26. His birthday. Is February 1993.

Joey: hey 9 volt, i’m Natalie’s boyfriend

natalie: thank you, i’m Natalie, a girl from all of the city

Jimmy t: Yo, Joey! You look tall!

Joey: pleased to meet you.

Kat: So is that all we made? Your natalie’s Friend?

joey: yes, and who are you?

lulu: I'm Lulu, the hero of Luxeville!

Joey: So pleased to meet you, and guys, look, when I saw 18 volt, he was nude since 9 volt told him to put his clothes on

mike: is he nude? Wah waaah. Anyways, I am Mike, karaoke robot, and, I was built to siiiing!

mona: Uh, you were planning on paying us... Right?

joey: uh huh

Orbulon: and what about your family? Are they little hammies?

joey: no, they died, first, my dad died, and my two little brothers died after they swallowed two rubber bouncy balls, except for my mum

Redman: is that a perfect routine

joey: NOOO it's not (panting)

9 volt: (laughing) So, Without any further ado, we're going to let the lnternet decide. Should n-kin and her new crush stay together? Visit Warioware.com and vote. We'll announce the results in next year's season premiere. Probably at the end, so you'll watch the whole thing.

Lyle: (singing) and we will see you in the next episode called.....

Everyone: (singing) THE AWSOME WORLD GIRAFFE DAY

Natlie: (singing) yeah