Late for Lunch Transcript

This is the first episode of the SpongeBob Spin-Off Series "The Monsters".

## Script

(Eerie Theme Music)

(AAAHH!!!! Real Monsters Theme Music)

(THE MONSTERS ARE APPEARING EVERYWHERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM SCARING EVERYBODY EVEN A ROBOT NAMED QT-TT ALSO KNOWN AS "CUTIE PIE" THEY ROAR, THEY STOMP, THEY CHASE, THEY EAT, THEY EVEN HAVE BAD MANNERS LIKE; BURPING WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND FARTING OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. THEY EVEN SCARE AWAY THE PETS LIKE SNAILS, WORMS, SEAHORSES, CLAMS AND SEA BUNNIES)

Giant Anglerfish: We're the monsters! And this is our show now!

The Monsters: (ROARS OUT LOUD)

(THUNDER BOOMS, CLAPS AND FLASHES)

Title: "Nickelodeon's THE MONSTERS"

(We see and hear Gary and his the snail-friends screaming during the end of the theme music)

"Developed for Television by Stephen HillenBurg"

(We hear Giant Anglerfish Off-screen growling)

Episode Title: "Late for Lunch"

French Narrator: Ah... "The Tidal Zone". One of my most favorite parts of the show. (We see the town of Bikini Bottom are now taken over by monsters) It's here's that in this reality monsters are taken over this here part of town. Every single one including one of their favorite holidays they celebrate... In order too... uhh... (The light shines on 122 conch street which are Patrick's, Squidward's and SpongeBob's houses) Never mind. This happened a long time ago.

(It all started where we see a Giant Dark Purple Anglerfish sleeping on SpongeBob's bed snoring loudly by growling. The smaller clock goes off by dinging)

Giant Anglerfish: (Yawns as she roars loudly then scratches her butt with her lavender fin then she stomps all the way toward the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror) MMMM... (Opens her mouth and started to brush her teeth with a toothbrush and spits out the toothpaste then looked at herself in the mirror again) MMMM... (Speaks in a distinctive voice) Giant Anglerfish, you are one heck of a sexy monster. (Shakes her butt. Then she looks at her watch) Huh? Oh my gosh. It's almost time for lunch! I better join up with my friends. (She gets out of SpongeBob's house and went outside)

Feeler Fish: (Gets out of Squidward's house and went outside)

Puffball: (Gets out of Patrick's house and went outside)

(Puffball, Feeler Fish and Giant Anglerfish joined up together as they are really big and the same size as each other)

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: So, Boys. how's about grabbing ourselves lunch today right at the Krusty Monster. We're very hungry. (Her bloated tummy rumbles and growls)

Puffball: Ribbit. (His bloated tummy rumbles and growls)

Feeler Fish: (His tummy rumbles and growls) PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: Then let us join with all the monsters hang out. (She, Puffball and Feeler Fish stomp all the way toward the place called The Krusty Krab which is replaced by the new restaurant "The Krusty Monster" when they got there, the three big creatures saw a lot of monsters eating a bunch of food which are Monster Patties)

Puffy Fluffy Monster: (Eats a lot of Monster Patties with his bulky teeth and mouth)

Giant Anglerfish: Hello, Fluffy. (She shakes her butt and kisses Puffy Fluffy Monster)

Sea Whelk: (Inhales a lot of Monster Patties and a plate)

Giant Anglerfish: Hello, Big Sea Whelk. (Kisses the Sea Whelk with her lips)

Alaskan Bull Worm: (Eats a lot of Monster Patties with his big mouth and gulps em into his belly) Yum.

Giant Anglerfish: Hello, Alaskan Bull Worm.

Alaskan Bull Worm: (Sniffs Giant Anglerfish's lavender fins and pants and licks her face like a Bull Dog)

Female Fangtooth Fish: (Eats the pile of Monster Patties from the table)

Giant Anglerfish: Hi, Fangtooth Fish.

Male Fangtooth Fish: Good Afternoon, Giant Anglerfish. My your looking all big today.

Giant Anglerfish: (Blushed) Awww... thank you. (Shakes her butt)

Female Fangtooth Fish: Awww... Rah raw rawr! (Rubs Giant Anglerfish's chin)

Male Fangtooth Fish: You said it, my Darling. She's got character just like you.

Female Fangtooth Fish: Awww... Haw haw haw. (The two Fangtooth Fish Hug each other)

Giant Anglerfish: (She, Puffball and Feeler Fish stand behind the cash register) Fellow monsters, it's time we introduce ourselves here to this here very restaurant. I'm the Giant Anglerfish. (Growls) This is Puffball the Sea Toad.

Puffball: Ribbit.

Giant Anglerfish: And this is Feeler Fish.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: We came from Rock Bottom to join you fellow monsters. Puffball, Feeler Fish and I are both really big and the same size as each other. We are best friends. And three very sensitive creatures could ever have.

Appetizer: (ROARS)

Rrarrg: (Smiles and waves at Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish and Puffball) Rarrrr rarrrr!

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles)

Giant Anglerfish: We like to thank our friend Maximus and his fellow Trench Monsters for creating such a restaurant just for us monsters to eat a ton of patties.

Trench Monsters: Hooray!

Puffy Fluffy Monster: Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr!!!

Giant Anglerfish: We monsters are really hungry for monster patties. So let's stick to what we are good at. And forget that we are scaring away the people of Bikini Bottom for once. And have ourselves a very monsterific day.

Sea monster: (Eats a monster patty) When's the leader of the monsters coming back?

Giant Anglerfish: You mean... Monster? The one with a lot of tentacles, lot of fingernails, pincers for hands, six eyes and his slug-like body?

Sea monster: Yes. That's the monster.

Mildred: He's the boss and in charge of this reality of the town we now live in.

Loch Ness Monster: (Roars)

Sewer Snake: I agree with Loch Ness Monster. (Hisses) He is the leader of us monsters together. That's why he's the boss.

Cave Dweller: (Screams)

Sea creature: (Roars and eats the Monster Patties)

Giant Anglerfish: Now look. He maybe the leader of the monsters. But we three big creatures stick together no matter what it takes.

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Q.T.-π: Quack, Quack.

Giant Anglerfish: Cutie Pie. Our robot of a monster. The most scariest one yet has eaten tons of people.

Q.T.-π: Quack!!! (Transforms into a huge white duck dinosaur-like build monster) QUACK!!!!!

Giant Anglerfish: We see what you mean.

Monster: (Roars off-screen)

Male Fangtooth Fish: Here comes the monster of the hour.

Female Fangtooth Fish: Wow!!

Monster: (Appears in front of the three big creatures while they turn around) [ROARS LOUDLY]

Giant Anglerfish: Hello, Monster. Sir.

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Giant Anglerfish: Are we hungry you say? Why yes we are, Monster. Because we only serve you as our leader. Right, everybody?

All Monsters: All Hail "The Monster"! (Bows down to Monster)

Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Giant Anglerfish: So... We'll take some of your delicious monster patties you created, please.

Monster: [ROARS LOUDLY] (Makes the Monster Patty behind the grill in the kitchen)

Q.T.-π: QUACK!!!!!

Orca Kid: Cute Pie is right. He makes the best monster patties we monsters can enjoy.

Alaskan Bull Worm: (Burps) Ah.

Appetizer: (Roars)

Frog fish monster: (Roars)

Snail Monster: (Roars)

Sewer Monster: (Roars) Blargh! Just clearing throat! Blarrrgghh! Almost... BLLAARRGHH! That's got it!

Monster: (Hands the monster patties to the three big creature for them to eat) [ROARS LOUDLY]

Giant Anglerfish: Thank you, Monster, sir.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit Ribbit.

(Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish and Puffball joins the other monsters and sat on their barrels with their butts. And started eating their monster patties)

Giant Anglerfish: Oh fellow monsters, thank you for letting us joined your group. There's one thing we monsters usually do when we eat monster patties.

Male Fangtooth Fish: What's that, Giant Anglerfish?

Giant Anglerfish: We like to dance and shake our booties. And tail fins if you monsters have one.

All Monsters: Hooray!!! Let's Boogie!!!

(All the monsters started to dance, shake their butts, their monster tails and tail fins)

Giant Anglerfish: I guess this is the beginning of our monsterific friendship.

Big fish four-eyes: You said it, handsome.

(They continued dancing and shaking their booties and their tail fins as we end this episode by fading to black)

THE END

(End Credits)

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