0004 (OASIS: Trials of BL00DSHED)

**0004** is the fourth episode of the first season of the Average Films limited series OASIS: Trials of BL00DSHED. It is 1 hour and 27 minutes long and it is written and directed by ProGamerDude543.

## Plot

The episode begins with a jumpcut to a heated battle between the gang and the bobbies. BL00DSHED, being an expert in SCP lore, informs the group they can only be killed by explosions, heavy artillery, or extremely severe blades. He ignites his Energy Sword, and flips and swings to cut one clean in half, as the clothes of the prisoners experimented on to create the bobby are revealed. Enclaive puts away her Pulse Rifle and takes out a suitcase, firing a rocket straight at the second bobby, blowing it up. Its head is shown flying through the air and lands with a splat. 99 takes two thermal detonators and shoves them down the throat of the final bobby, and throws him inside of an energy field so he blows up without causing any collateral damage. Walker points out the numerous Eyes in the Sky flying above them and focusing in on them, and Ultroid takes charge, taking a standard use pistol and firing them all down. He then discards the pistol, saying he found it randomly in his inventory and thought it a waste not to use it for its remaining durability.

They walk around London for a bit until reaching the Big Ben where 99 notices that the clock's time is 13:05, which isn't something even possible. BL00DSHED decides that they should go check it out for its abnormality, because even in a place as strange as UnLondon, there was never a 13th hour. They open the door to the tower, with Walker encountering a Wretch on the way there. Despite Ultroid and BL00D's continued warnings, Walker gives the Wretch some food, causing it to enter a manic state, and begins charging at Walker who stomps on its head, killing it instantly. They then journey up the tower and discover that it's much bigger in the inside. It was an exact recreation of the Sixer war room in the OASIS, and Ultroid was puzzled by this, seeing as there was no need for a war room as they are in the OASIS. However, it is really a trap, and the gang are captured by Martin Sorrento. Martin and BL00DSHED have an argument over the actions of Martin's father Nolan, and Martin decides to zero them out one by one. However, at the last minute, a Hexbug that Walker had on hand unlocks their power-dampening collars and restraints, letting them out, leading to an all out fight between the gang and Martin and his Sixers.

It ends with BL00D overpowering Martin and pinning him to the ground with webshooters. Martin simply laughs and states that a few prepubescent pretend "heroes" will never be able to stop what he has planned. He then remote activates a bomb in the Big Ben, causing it to start crumbling. Martin teleports away but Seven saves the gang at the last moment by hacking into a terminal and broadcasting an image of BL00D's magic mirror. They return to the ship, where Seven congratulates them on one base down and pushes them into the warper to send them to another. They soon end up on the road, with Walker almost being hit by a car. BL00DSHED screams in excitement when he sees where they are, and 99 and Enclaive look at him strangely, as his badass warrior hero persona never allowed him to do such things. But when they looked up to see "FLYNN'S" emblazoned over the building in bright LED lights, they finally understood.

## Quotes

* "This is fucking surreal."
* "We're in UNLONDON, dude. The city of the damned."
* "Citizen, you are entering a restricted area. Have your authorization papers ready. A Bobby will arrive to escort you shortly."
* "Well, well, well. Look what the bobby dragged in."
* "It's too bad you 5 won't live, but then again who does?"
* "You son of a fuck."
* "You see, Matt, after my father died, I swore revenge on all those that caused his downfall. Starting with those cock-sucking rat bastards the High Five."
* "Your father would NEVER- actually, you know what? Never mind. Your father would have totally approved of this."
* "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
* "Matt? What...oh. Oh my god..."

## References and Easter Eggs

* Multiple weapons used in the battle were:
	+ Energy Sword (Halo)
	+ Excalibur (Arthurian Legends)
	+ Web shooters (Spider-Man)
	+ Thermal detonators (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
	+ Kingsman Suitcase (Kingsman)
* Flynn's Arcade is a location from the TRON franchise.
* Martin's quote of "It's too bad you 5 won't live, but then again who does?" is a reference to the movie Blade Runner.
* The device Walker used to set the 5 friends free was a small Hexbug toy.

## Trivia

* The end credits music is Dreams by Fleetwood Mac