The End of Season 2B

## Preface

Some feeble protests continue in Pennsylvania. Anyway the Hudsonian rebels are becoming more crazy. They basically own Manhattan, except for some parts.

Illinois primary results are here! Democrats: Pat Quinn: 45%, Tom McNamara: 24%, Juliana Stratton: 21%, Evan Johnson: 6%, Others: 4%. Republicans: Warren Davis: 46%, Paul Moore: 24%, Alan Swizerbinski: 18%, Dave Flynn: 7%, Others: 5%. Someone says: "*It's about time the rich pay their fair share of taxes.*" And that's what they're doing: raising taxes on the rich! Many of the new town and city’s made are now completed in The Frontier. Technology advances. The duck walked up to the lemonade stand, then [REDACTED] waddled away, until the very next day. Things calm down to the point almost nothing major happens, but that's about to change, for the worse...

## Chaos Mode

Pennsylvania dictator leader makes a final interesting speech saying, "*Ugh. Forgot about this mess, this is effectively over. Nobody can really do much else since the rest of the world is off limits and we don’t feel like invading each other.*" People remark how smart his words were, definitely — totally. Illinois lowers it's voting age to 16. Ok now it truly IS the end. But these will be the final actions of Neo-California: Empress Rebecca is proclaimed to be the most feared woman in the world (she's actually not). East Neo-Colorado has lost its puppet status and has been annexed. And so, Empress Rebecca lives happily ever after. ALL OF A SUDDEN:

**PENNSYLVANIAN FORCES BLITZKRIEG THROUGH OHIO, MARCHING INTO FEDERATION OF FLORIDA AND ILLINOIS. IN MERE HOURS, THROUGH STRATEGIC ATTACKS ON MILITARY BASES, THEY OCCUPY MANY CIVILIAN REGIONS. With their biggest competitions rising and the full disapproval backing of NATO (while propagating to citizens back home the opposite), they also attack California. Columbia states he is alive still and not to kill him. California says "*Haha nice try even if you edit my post I won’t surrender XD*". Illinois makes a protective dome defying physics and laughs as the whole land blasts off into outer space. Also they assassinate Nestle CEO. The Frontier says "*Adios*" while going through a wormhole. Pennsylvania rebuttals with that they already annexed Columbia months ago. Anyways, Empress Rebecca flees to [REDACTED] just in case, and sends the almighty Neo-Californian Army charging towards Pennsylvania, while saying, "*Whatever game you’re playing it won’t work. You can’t defeat me*". Maybe she’ll hijack the government and set up a junior branch of the House of Rebecca, a branch of which her daughter will reign over (with her husband as regent though). Some go honk.**

**Imagine if Sweden’s monarchy got hijacked by the House of Rebecca. Then there would be a junior branch of the House of Rebecca known as the House of Rebecca-Bernadotte. BREAKING NEWS: PERSON BREATHES! IS THIS ILLEGAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (Depends.) "*THERE IS NO STOPPING PENNSYLVANIA*" says PENNSYLVANIA. FROM THE CALIFORNIAN COAST, A MILLION CHINESE SOLDIERS STORM THE BEACH, GOING FOR LA, SAN DIEGO, AND SAN FRANSISCO IN MERE MINUTES. ALSO THE RUSSIANS, BECAUSE WHY NOT. California retorts, "*AH FR\*\*K WHY DO CHINA AND RUSSIA HATE ME SO MUCH*" Columbia — potatoes are trending on the internet now...**

**BUT EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL (is it though?)! with the Chinese military gone, the Tibetans, Uyghurs, Taiwanese, and Honk Kong-ers rise up with Japanese and Korean assistance to overthrow the nation! Chinese forces are in shambles. Then the Pennsylvanian military attacks THEM TOO, trying to pick them off! "*Three cheers for the Wolf dynasty!*" says Wolf. California makes a comeback with "*There’s one thing you missed.*" Empress Rebecca is still hiding in [REDACTED] And while she’s there, she hosts a Zoom meeting with the head of the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, Andreas, and strikes a deal. Andreas will relinquish his ownership of the royal house to Rebecca in exchange for a land reward of the entire state of Pennsylvania if Rebecca takes down the Wolf dynasty from abroad. If he doesn’t accept, she will send a guard of hers to kill him, so Andreas accepts. *Now the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha is now legally under the ownership of the House of Rebecca, so say goodbye to Queen Elizabeth and King Philippe!* As a result, the desired junior branch known as the House of Saxe-Coburg-Rebecca has formed. To top things of, the Windsor and Belgium Royal Families are executed so that they’ll never rule again! "*ALL HAIL SAXE-COBURG-REBECCA*" (Florida secretly makes it's way to COP headquarters.)**

News then reports that suddenly a space rod falls on Rebecca which kills her instantly. All of Illinois blasted off into outer space (going 1 million mph) leaving a pool of lava where it once was. Also it turns out breathing is not illegal (in Illinois). Aight, since Rebecca is (non-canonically) dead, her husband will hide in an underground bunker in the British Isles with Rebecca’s daughter. The oldest son of Rebecca will hide in a Nordic underground bunker, while the younger son will hide in an Iberian underground bunker. All the children are also protected by Neo-Californian bodyguards/soldiers. The former territories of the UK and Belgium will merge to become the Neo-Holy Roman Empire. In addition, the countries of Neo-Swedania and Neo-España have been formed when Empress Rebecca was assassinated by whoever dropped the space rods. These are the new positions: Darren Bauer-Kahan: Head of the House & Regent to all three children, Unknown Daughter: Head of the Junior Branch of Saxe-Coburg-Rebecca, Unknown Older Son: Head of the Junior Branch of Rebecca-Bernadotte, and Unknown Younger Son: Head of the Junior Branch of Rebecca-Bourbon. Also, California just send willing British astronauts in spaceships to be hit by the space rods from now on, so that the House of Rebecca will live on! In addition, since the UK has been hijacked, California technically owns the British Navy. The Island of Great Britain has never been successfully invaded by anyone except the Vikings anyways, and California highly doubts that Pennsylvania has the potential to do such a successful invasion of Great Britain :D

People rumor and check that Pennsylvania hasn’t mentioned destroying and annexing Plattia. So Plattia **PREPARES** **MORE TROOPS, MORE AIRPLANES, MORE EVERYTHING!!! Well, at least it’s worth a shot sacrificing astronauts and using the British Isles to my advantage. But even if Pennsylvania does defeat California, *the Rebeccan Dynasty will never be forgotten by historians.* The COP states, "*Oh no I meant everybody is annexed, even you Plattia >:]]]]]*". Oh by the way, you missed the space rod massacre :(. California legally rules the UK via Rebecca’s deal with Andreas, Elizabeth II was also the monarch of multiple Commonwealth countries, that means . . . \*piano starts playing\* "*I’ve become more powerful than you could imagine. I, Rebecca’s daughter, have a dream.” - Rebecca’s daughter, Empress of the Neo-Holy Roman Empire*" BREAKING NEWS: ZOMBIE REAGAN ASSASSINATES PENNSYLVANIAN LEADER [REDACTED] and a bunch of other world leaders including Kent.**

**Status Update: The youngest son of Rebecca has died due to Zombie Reagan. The older son and more importantly, Rebecca’s daughter, have both survived thanks to the guards protecting them. The House of Bourbon-Rebecca therefore merges with the House of Saxe-Coburg-Rebecca to form the House of Saxe-Coburg-Bourbon-Rebecca. THE ETERNAL DICTATOR IS DEAD! PARTY TIMEEEEEEEEEE! Because the Eternal Dictator is dead, Rebecca’s daughter asks her dad/regent, Darren, if they can recruit rebels to take back the fallen mainland. Darren approves, and rebels stage an uprising against the Pennsylvanian government. Upon the merging of the Houses of Bourbon-Rebecca and Saxe-Coburg-Rebecca, the new House of Saxe-Coburg-Bourbon-Rebecca becomes the most influential European dynasty of all time, edging out the House of Oldenburg, the House of Habsburg, and even the House of Capet. Update: ZOMBIE LBJ HAS BEEN SUMMONED**

## Out of This World

**Suddenly multiple space rods drop on all members of Saxe-Coburg-Bourbon-Rebecca killing them instantly. (Also) *YOU HAVE LOST YOUR STRENG GEHEIM PRIVILEGES*. Hackers hack the space rod system so that they go into a black hole, never to be seen again, while an assassin kills all the space rod operators. Problems solved. I’ll just put the senior guard in charge and send the guards to colonize space then "*When in doubt, create a military dictatorship.*" Vice president J.B. Pritzker takes over, while Illinois reaches Uranus. ZOMBIE REAGAN AND ZOMBIE LBJ ARE BECOMING TOO POWERFUL. THE FEDERATION OF FLORIDA FLIES AWAY TO A SAFE HAVEN BEYOND THE OMNIVERSE. But wait, what about THE ~~Plattia~~ *RESISTANCE*? *Vive la Revolucion*. Pennsylvania tweets the word, "No." The zombie presidents assassinate the person controlling the space rods and summon Zombie Abraham Lincoln, Zombie Ulysses S. Grant, Zombie George H.W. Bush, Zombie Gerald Ford, and Zombie Harry S. Truman, all of which can repel space rods without knowing about it. (Space rods still instantly kills them anyways. Actually wait, the zombies are invincible and are the protectors against space rods.) There is more rebel activity in COP since... since... um... Plattia cant compare it to anything. Rioters call for a democracy, storming important cities like NYC. Oh, you want Illinoisan election results? Polls: Quinn wins. Reality: Davis wins in upset winning 52% of the vote and Quinn receiving 47% and others having 1% combined. ~~Wait wait wait are we pretending COP didn't invade us?~~**

**As Kent's last act as president, Illinois will be switching to the metric system (big brain). Also Kent has left office and Davis was sworn in at noon on January 10. Min. wage is ILD$16.00/1 hour. Quinn never recovered from the upset election.**

## Conclusion

### Finale

**Stephen Hawking comes and destroys the universe with a laser!**

*Date Universe Prime reset:*

`**Monday, December 30, 2024 at 11:13:59 am (the 8th decisecond, 7th centisecond, 8th millisecond, and 560th microsecond)**`

Survivors: ONE, the cameraman! Unfortunately he disappeared moments later with his last words were this.

### Aftermath

After Stephan Hawking reset the Universe, we officially start again with Season 2C (but chaos remains).

But DID Stephen Hawking reset it... Yes, well it's complicated – while at the same time being simple.