Florida Man

“My Son is a disappointment”

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## Basic Information

Florida Man is a man from Florida who used to go on many bizarre adventures before finally moving to Oregon after his past was beginning to catch up to him. Now he fights the reptiles and amphibians of town, working to assemble the greatest army of raccoons, reptiles, amphibians, and pigeons the world has ever seen. He is also the stepfather of Florida Boy, who he originally thought was his biological son until he found out that his wife was cheating on him with New York Man.

## History

### In Florida

Florida Man was born in Florida, and had a brother named Miami Man. Florida Man was raised from birth to become one of the most dangerous combatants ever. He would marry the woman of his dreams, Florida Woman, and Florida Man went on many wonderful adventures, but eventually, he made plenty of enemies and as a result he and his wife were forced to move to Oregon, coming to Town.

### In TToR

Florida Man would believe he had a son with Florida Woman, but in actuality she cheated on him, so when he was trying to train his “son”, he couldn’t get to the acceptable level, even being defeated by a turtle in a battle. Florida Man would be disappointed, and after sending him to the wilderness of Jötunheim for a week, he would find out that the kid wasn’t his, and so as a result he divorced his wife, disowned his stepson, and nearly killed New York Man in anger.

## Personality

Florida Man is an alcoholic, and also loves to fight things, wether they be people, lizard people or large reptiles. He also wants to create the next generation of Florida Men to carry on his bloodline, which is why he was furious that his wife cheated on him, despite the fact that he cheats on her all the time with several women. Because he is older, he holds more strict and traditional values, causing people to hate him even more. He is also a hypocrite in this way, as he often goes against some morals and principles he claims to agree with. Florida Man also wants to create the turtle army prophesized in Floridian Mythology, and so far has 39,000 turtles in this army that are armed to the teeth. Florida Man only showers once a year and he treats it like a holiday.

## Relationships

### Family

Unnamed Parents - Miami Man (Brother) - Florida Woman (Ex-Wife) - Florida Boy (Stepson)

### Friends

Colorado Man - California Man - Arizona Man - Nevada Man - Loki

### Enemies

New York Man - Canada Man - The Bearded Dragon - Society

## Strengths and Weaknesses

### Strengths

* **Strength** - Florida Man is very strong. He claims to have been fighting dinosaurs at the age of 6. He even fought a giant croc, broke out of a Mesozoic prison all on his own, and went to fight the same croc immediately after.

* **Endurance** - Florida Man, being very drunk, cannot notice pain and thus is unaffected by it, allowing him to take many hits, which could eventually tire out his enemy.

* **Drunken Rage** - Florida Man has a special attack where he drinks the beer of Thor’s refrigerator, causing him to go into a mindless rage akin to a berserker, leaving only a few survivors. Those who live through this claim he takes the form of a humanoid alligator akin to Sobek, who has a crocodile head.
* **The Hidden View** - Florida Man can see things others can’t, due to his eyes mutating with the divine gift of the Hidden View, which only a few other characters such as Jane Red, Jim, and Charlie Williams have.

### Weaknesses

* **Drunk** - Florida Man is always in a perpetual stare of being drunk, meaning he is rarely conscious of what he does.
* **Mortal** - Despite being strong enough to rival the average demigod, Florida Man is a mere mortal and can die without ascending.

## Trivia

* Florida Man is portrayed by Fiery Carnotaurus

* Florida Man is based on news reports of people in Florida who commit various crimes, often universally labeled as “Florida Man”

* Florida Man has 16 STDs