recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Montauk Project Wikipedia

The following pages redirect here: 16th

About this InfoBox

This is the 16th clue of Canium, a potential recruiting program for the Men In Black.

## Theories

Suspicious things in this clue so far:

- the bit.ly link that gets us to wikipedia has extra query params which are intentionally put there. To this day, wikipedia query params are still unclear and they don't seem to affect the loading of an article if they don't have a key-value form. These two strings of numbers are out of place and are clearly a hint for solving this clue.

Upon closer inspection of the web page source of the Fifteenth clue, we can see the following:

```
<html>
<head>
    <title>Fifteenth</title>
    <link href="../asset/timer2.css" rel="stylesheet">
</head>
<body>
    <img src="../asset/canium.svg" id="caniumlogo">
<h1>PHASE 1 ENDED</h1>
 <p id="time">bit.ly/2zPOsbw</p>

</body>
</html>

```

#### Time codes

So the paragraph holding the bit.ly link has the id *time*. That means that the extra query params were to be interpreted as such, and the only possible explanation would be that's UNIX time that needs to be converted to "human" time. Doing so gives us a timeframe:

```
1117762627 converts to : GMT: Friday, June 3, 2005 1:37:07 AM
1543541827 converts to : GMT: Friday, November 30, 2018 1:37:07 AM

```

So that's our **timeframe** in which to search for **? Removals, ? Additions.**

The time elapsed between them is:
5017 Days, 0 Hours, 0 Minutes, 0 Seconds
 or: 716.71 total weeks
 or: 5,017.00 total days
 or: 120,408.00 total hours
 or: 7,224,480.00 total minutes

We can now use wikipedia's history page External Tools. One in particular jumps out: Find addition/removal
On this site you can define an advanced search that would start from the starting day (June 3rd 2005) but it won't let you perform a search without a keyword. So now we need a keyword ...

#### Conclusions

Conclusion to the additions/removals analysis from Project Montauk wikipedia editing history page found here : https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Montauk\_Project&dir=prev&offset=20050603013707&limit=842&action=history

The date range June, 3, 2005 -> November 30 2018 makes for 842 changes on the page starting with June 10 2005 to September 22 2018.
Out of these changes, additions and removals are as follows:

Total of 314 instances of Removals, removing 30516 bytes.
Total of 475 instances of Additions, adding 48129 bytes.
Total of 53 Neutral instances, neither adding nor removing any bytes.

Javascript code (used in dev tools console) on the above url: `function sum(val) {return val.reduce(function (accumulator, currentValue) {
 return accumulator + Number.parseInt(currentValue);
}, 0);}

var removals = document.getElementsByClassName("mw-plusminus-neg mw-diff-bytes");
var removals = Array.from(removals).map((x)=>x.textContent);

var neutral = document.getElementsByClassName("mw-plusminus-null mw-diff-bytes");
var neutral = Array.from(neutral).map((x)=>x.textContent);

var additions = document.getElementsByClassName("mw-plusminus-pos mw-diff-bytes");
var additions = Array.from(additions).map((x)=>x.textContent);

sum(additions);
sum(removals);`
Weird Message On Twitter

About this InfoBox

## Clue - How it appeared

This Clue is in Twitter of @caniumorg. It was posted on 8 December 2018, as a second tweet (the only other one being Octal Step from Phase1).

```
**"#PhaseTwo has been started**

```

```
**Pbb5fRgb528Ovvd8283Jfvr52EfvCfvsTv42Nfd28Ahn78Mvd34E**

```

```
**#canium"**

```

## Theories

**P** **-** bb5f **- R -** gb528 **- O -** vvd8283 **- J -** fvr52 **- E -** fv **- C -** fvs **- T -** v42 **- N -** fd28 **- A -** hn78 **- M -** vd34 **- E**

**ALL capital letters spell... "PROJECT NAME"**

**characters without the "PROJECT NAME"**

**forwards**: bb5fgb528vvd8283fvr52fvfvsv42fd28hn78vd34

**backwards**: 43dv87nh82df24vsvfvf25rvf3828dvv825bgf5bb

**numbers only** :

**forwards**: 552882835242287834

**backwards**: 438782242538288255

**letters only** :

**forwards**: bbfgbvvdfvrfvfvsvfdhnvd

**backwards**: dvnhdfvsvfvfrvfdvvbgfbb

Groups of garbled characters between CAPITAL LETTERS

4-5-7-5-2-3-3-4-4-4

 So, the sum it up, we're looking for a 10 lettered word that somehow is a project name and somehow connects to Montauk or Philadelphia in order to see the connection between the random strings and numbers and each letter and get a hint of the code so we can then apply it to solve other clues. Oh. and also, Philadelphia Project on wikipedia has the word allegation on the first sentence.
Julie Clark

Here she is

Julie Angela Clark (Born Aigner) is Aspen and Sierra's mom, Bill's wife and Gabriel's crush.

## Julie

Julie is very caring and loving to Aspen and Sierra, and is very affectionate towards Bill. She is also the family mechanic---she can often be found in the garage, checking the plugs and points or adding horsepower to the family roadster.

## Quotes

1. "SIERRA ELIZABETH CLARK!"
2. "Bill! Need anything from the store?"
3. "Bill! Where did you get that thing??"
4. "Well... Okay, you can have one cookie."
5. "BILL! STAY!"
6. "Hi girls, there are fudge nellies in the kitchen."
7. "No, it's a school night."
8. "Bill, you promised me you wouldn't spend the grocery money on any of your hobbies!"
9. "Sierra Elizabeth Clark, what has been going on around here?!"
10. "Bill, do you ever realize that a lot of the things you say make NO sense??"
11. "Bill, you can't just invent a new holiday."
12. "Oh Aspen you poor baby you're as sick as a dog!"
13. "Alright everyone, I'll handle things from here."
14. "Maddison, Gabrielle, have some cake and goody bags!"
Merry Christmas

The following pages redirect here: 17th

About this InfoBox

As of 16th December (believed to be the 17th clue) when you type *"merry christmas", "xmas" or "christmas"* in the chat, the Canium explain they don't have birthdays, thus revealing another bit of their Canium personality.

## Theories

#### Colors map to numbers

Using the resistor color coding, reply translates as **254676745**

We might need a new color coding as a means to interpret this, or it might not be a clue?

#### HTML Color names are a letter game.

When viewing the source code of the website, after receiving the xmas reply from Canium, we can see the HTML color names. This must reveal some sort of clue, as the pattern in which they are placed:

   The initials spell *rlybDDDBM* but we also must take not that there are some uppercase mid-word letters there *GPBVSG.*

#### HTML Color names are a hint

Maybe instead of being a letter game, they are simply a hint meant to make us seek a different color from a chart somewhere (where there are all the colors in a different order or with a missing one).

Here's a comprehensive list of all the Common Color Names in HTML

#### Color Mixing game

Using their official HTML Names (or in the browser Insepector) we can see their RGB values and we can try to mix all of them up to see the resulting final color using trycolors.com . We can also speculate as to how many parts of each color goes into every one (trycolors helps with this, showing this information for each of them), to get some ratio numbers that will maybe help solve the other clues, like 14th (which has T and A and 19 in it).
Lunch

Everyday at Preschool, the kids eats lunch 10:46--11:20. Brandon Calbart always sits next to Gabrielle Margas during lunch, and disgusts her with made-up foods.

## Lunch

### Homemade lunches

Brandon's lunch is typically a peanut butter and/or jelly sandwich. However, he usually pretends his lunch is something revolting. His made-up lunches include:

1. Dachshund meat (actually bologna).
2. Processed mouse loaf sandwich (though to be egg salad)
3. Slug sandwich.
4. Bug Butter on toast. Bug Butter is a paste that consists of a jarful of flies mashed with a spoon.
5. Squid and pickle sandwich. Brandon may or may not have made this up.
6. Cow pie.

### Home lunches

Sometimes Brandon is seen eating lunch at home. His lunch is usually a sandwich of some kind, but he has also eaten tomato soup, apples and, in summer, buttered corn-on-the-cob. Sometimes, Brandon is alone eating what appears to be dinner. As Brandon eats dinner with his parents, this could indicate that some dinner meals are carried over into Brandon's lunch. The Calbarts will also eat lunch at a picnic table might be in the woods, or in a park.
Macrae Long

Cutest baby I've ever seen

Maddsion Long (Older sister)

Jessie Long (Older Brother)

Finbar (Fish)

Macrae James Long is a member of the Baby Einstein gang

## Macrae

Macrae is Maddison and Jessie Long's baby brother. Like other babies, he communicates by babbling. But he knows a few words, like "Hi", "Bye bye" and "uh oh". Macrae is the only member of the Baby Einstein gang who is a baby. He also knows words that he can't say right, such as "mi" for milk and "dat" for that (as in "I want that!") He loves to wears a hat. A duck hat.

## Words Macrae knows

1. "Hi!"
2. "Bye Bye"
3. "Uh oh."
4. "Mama!"
5. "Dada!"
6. "No!"
7. "Yeah."
8. "Yay!"

### Words he knows but can't say right

1. "Mi" for milk
2. "Daw" for dog
3. "Noo-noo's" for noodles
4. "Dat" for that
5. "Ba-Ba" for bottle

## Gallery

Macrae and Maddsion celebrate Christmas togetherMacrae and his favorite pinwheel
Bill Clark

This is Bill

William Edward "Bill" Clark is Aspen and Sierra's dad and Julie's husband. He loves ducks and Pie.

## Bill

Bill's personality seems to be on the quirky side of things and is the sort of person who prefers to do things his way. He loves to clean and polish his models of ducks and sometimes will even talk to them. He loves to eat grapes that roll away from their container at the store, especially stopping them from turning into raisins, which he hates. Despite his odd quirks, he is fatherly, caring, well-meaning and good natured. Bill often calls Julie by the pet name "sugar booger".

After Christmas 2017, Bill made up a new holiday called "Pule" (A portmanteau of "Pie" and "Yule").

## Quotes

1. "Is the scene where Donut boy sings the Donut boy theme song, hmmmmm?"
2. "Who's the super cool cop that always gets the bad guys? Donut Boy! That's me! Yeah! He brings a delicious assortment of...sweet delights! Donut Boy!"
3. "Oh, Rusty...Not on the porch!"
4. "Hey, look, dear, I won!"
5. "Endless pie. Endless pie."
6. "CRAB GRAAAAASS!!!!!"
7. "NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!! Why, why, WHY?!!!!!"
Chewing Magazine

Aspen Clark is a regular reader of Chewing Magazine, a publication for gum hobbyists..

## Known content

1. Special issues, such as one on the choice of available sugarless gum.
2. Reviews of gum-chewing apparel, such as a perspiration-proof jersey covered in brand logos and fashion knee pads for ambulatory chewing.
3. An article advising one to "warm up" before chewing. These warmups prevent the incurring of injuries due to neglect of stretching the temporalis muscles.
4. Articles detailing how to set up a "mandibular fitness regime". With this interval training regime, one can build muscle strength and tenacity for better chewing.
5. Articles on tongue exercises to blow bigger bubbles.
6. Jaw exercise articles.
7. Reader surveys. Aspen falsifies her answers to mislead pollsters.
8. At least one quiz. The ten-question "*Does Your Gum Deliver?*" quiz allowed the reader to determine if their brands of gum was giving them "all that they were entitled to".
9. An article that compares the top five brands of chewing gum based on flavor retention, elasticity, bubble capacity, and chewing rebound. It was accompanied by a computer graph which demonstrated compensation for various saliva acidities and allowed the reader to select the best gum for his style.
10. Updates on available gum flavors.
11. An interview with Bazooka Joe.
12. Scores of manipulative advertisements.
13. Advertisements for other gums like Dubble Bubble.
Slim Hood

"**Slim" Hood** was a former Piston Cup racer who competed in the 1950s seasons. He was sponsored by Sludge Cola and The Plaza Supermarket. He beared the number 9 on his doors and roof.

## History

In 1951 during a race at the Thomasville Speedway, Hood is one of the racers Doc Hudson raced past. During another race in 1954 at Fireball Beach Hood, along with his other competitors, witnessed the horrible tragedy of Doc Hudson and the race was stopped by the officials.

## Merchandise

1:55 Scale Die-Cast1:55 Scale Die-Cast (Thomasville Racing Legends Cal Weathers Variant)
## Other facts

* The Cal Weathers variant of Hood features him with a white hood but Hood's hood is blue.
Canium personality

The Canium speak in anagrams because of the different way they perceive time (or maybe because they address us from a different plane of existence). One might find this odd at times, but when they finally speak in standard English, it usually means that you've discovered a solution (also known as a Valid Response) to one of their many Clues.

It's not clear what year it is for them, but it's clear that they are here to enlist us to help them.
J.P. Drive

**J.P. Drive** is a next-generation Piston Cup racer currently sponsored by Apple. He bears the number 84 on his doors and roof. He is painted completely white with a grey circuitry design on his doors and rear and has silver rims. He replaced a currently unnamed stock car in 2016.

## History

In *Cars 3*, after Jackson Storm wins at the Copper Canyon Speedway, sponsors begin to fire their veteran racers in favor of "Next-Gen" Racers, who are much more physically capable. Apple, Inc. fires an unknown veteran Apple racer and replaces him with J.P., who is then seen finishing second at the Rustbelt Raceway, seventeenth at the Georgia Motor Speedway, and second at the Heartland Motor Speedway. He later appears in the Florida 500, where he is seen in the very lowest positions, starting in twenty-ninth, and later spending most of his time in thirty-first, only ahead of Rich Mixon, Jonas Carvers, and the next-generation Rev-N-Go, and Vinyl Toupee racers. When Cam Spinner ignites the crash, J.P. collides with Steve LaPage, who had just been hit by Cam Spinner. He is badly damaged and does not finish the race.

## Physical description

J.P. is completely painted white with a grey ciruitry design on his doors, rear, and fenders. He has a splitter and vents on both sides of his front. He has the number 84 painted grey on his roof and doors and under a headlight sticker on his rear, he also has no grille. He has a wavy spoiler with no wings attached to the sides of theme similar to Jonas Carvers, Bubba Wheelhouse, and the next-generation Vinyl Toupee racer and has blue eyes.

## Other facts

* He right now, is the last next-gen who’s first name thats just initials to ever be revealed.
* He currently has the shortest name out of the other next-gens.
* He’s the only next-gen who is sponsored by a real life company.
* In the Florida 500, he cannot continue, after the crash, but his team is still in the race.
* Althrough he is not seen damaged while Cruz goes to pit.
Jessie Long

Little is known about Jessie Long, all we know is that he's Maddison and Macrae's older brother and he spends his time

   on the internet too much. He was mentioned a couple times. He is 15 years old

When Maddison and Macrae were looking through Jessie's 8th grade yearbook, they found his picture, and he was revealed.
Denver, Colorado

Denver, the capital of Colorado, is an American metropolis dating to the Old West era. The kids, their friends and their parents live here.

## Known residents

### The Plutos

1. Madeline Pluto
2. Karen Pluto
3. Victor Pluto

### The Mazons

1. Gabriel Mazon
2. Tara Mazon
3. Raymond Mazon

### The Clarks

1. Aspen Clark
2. Sierra Clark
3. Julie Clark
4. Bill Clark

### The Bollers (Formerly lived in Texas)

1. Brad Boller
2. Jenna Boller
3. Susan Boller
4. Dale Boller
5. Edward Boller (Formerly, deceased)

### The Mettais'

1. Mia Mettais
2. Doris Mettais
3. Jeffery Mettais
4. Daniel Mettias (Formerly, moved to Hartford, New York)

### The Longs

1. Maddison Long
2. Macrae Long
3. Jessie Long
4. Christina Long
5. Joseph Long

### The Calbarts

1. Brandon Calbart
2. Ellen Calbart
3. Fernando Calbart
4. Helen Calbart (Formerly, deceased)
5. Eddie Calbart (Formerly, moved to Detroit, Michigan, deceased)

### The Margas'

1. Gabrielle Margas
2. John Margas
3. Laura Margas
4. Micheal Margas

### The Sniders (Formerly lived in Ohio)

1. Dakota Snider
2. Dylan Snider
3. Amanda Snider
4. Jason Snider

### The Nanyamkas

1. Akila Nanyamka
2. Rochelle Nanyamka
3. Anthony Nanyamka
School

All 14 Baby Einstein kids attend preschool in the same class

## Schedule

School starts at 7:50

8:00---circle time

8:30---free time (kids can play with LEGO duplo set, draw, play with other toys, etc.)

9:00---music & movement

9:20---Recess

9:50---nap time

10:20---math

10:46---lunch

11:20---free time

11:40---practice spelling and writing

12:20--- arts & crafts

12:56---go home
Maddison Long

Maddison and the cone puppet

Macrae Long (Younger Brother)

Jessie Long (Older brother)

Finbar (Fish)

Maddison Amber Long is a Member of the Baby Einstein gang

## Maddison

Maddison is Macrae's older sister. She is Brandon Calbart's best friend. She is also a vegetarian. She loves to play with her brother and her favorite cone puppet. Despite being 4, Maddison is highly intelligent. Her intelligence comes from her mother. She also has an unseen older brother named Jessie who spends his time on the internet too much.

Jessie was actually seen in a yearbook that Maddison and Macrae were looking through.

Maddison is allergic to eggs.

## Quotes

1. "We have to WHAT?!!"
2. "But my mamma told me not to burp in public!!!"
3. "Did it have anything to do with all those sirens around noon?"
4. "I'm never eating eggs again!"
5. "Brad, none of those things do any of that."

## Gallery

Merry Christmas from Maddison and Macrae2 best friends!Maddison and her cone puppet
Madeline's kiddy pool

Madeline Pluto owns a kiddy pool. She hates swim lessons, but enjoys playing around her pool.

### Jumping

Madeline once attempted to jump into her kiddy pool. it is unkown whether or not she actually did, as right wen Madeline was about to jump, Maddison, who was with her that time, told her she'd "better hurry, (Her) mom is calling you."

### Diving

Once Madeline put her swim goggles on hoping to explore some coral reefs, but instead there were just pictures of sea creatures instead.

### Racing

Madeline once did "laps" in the kiddy pool. However, The kiddy pool being not very wide, this was no challenge.
Happy Hippos

Happy Hippos is a show about cute, colorful Hippos who entertain children. They teach basic life lessons, animals, counting, etc. to their viewers by playing games and singing songs.

Brad Boller is obsessed with Happy Hippos, He owns all the DVDs, finds the songs catchy, and quotes the characters daily.

## Known songs

### Theme song

♪*No more sadness* *no more fears.*

*No more badness* *no more tears.*

*Just happy happy happy all the day*♪

### Brushing teeth song

*♪If you want happy teeth,*

*You have to give them a good brush*

*Brush 2 times a day*

*No need to rush*

*So brush here! Brush there! Brush 3 times if you care!*

*You gotta brush twice a day♪*

more songs coming soon
John Margas

This is John

Gabrielle Margas (Older sister)

John Micheal Margas is a member of the Baby Einstein Gang.

## John

John is a playful, funny and imaginative little boy. He loves playing with his sister, drawing and running around the field. However, he can be a little stubborn at times. John also has a big appetite for Ice Cream.

## Quotes

1. "If ice cream was alive, I would marry it."
2. "I'm a big boy, too!"
3. Mama, can you text the ice cream man and tell him to come to our street?"
4. "I know this, because it is a fact. The T-Rex's were angry because they didn't get any hugs."
5. "I wanna dance!"
6. "I have a lot of things in my head that I wanna wonder about!"
7. "FYI: I don't know what FIY means."
8. "Gee, I guess the cloud really had to go to the bathroom!"
9. "But I don't WANT to grow a mustache!"
10. "My favorite class is home."
11. "I don't wanna grow up. I just wanna be taller."
12. "Does the tooth fairy work on Mondays?"
13. "Can I pick where we're gonna eat? Because I'm the birthday man?"
14. "Mama, I want a hot dog. They don't come from dog though, do they?"
15. "Can we watch Sheck The Okra?"
Sage VanDerSpin

Appearance

sage first appeared in cars as one of the first cars to be passed by lightning McQueen using a side move he later crashed when chick hit Winford Bradford Rutherford into a wall causing every background racer crashed

History

Sage was fired by his sponsor (gaskits) right after the motor speedway scene to make room for rookie racer Rex Revler.
Brad Boller

Brad is happy!

Jenna Boller (Older sister)

Edward Boller (Deceased Grandpa)

### Hates

Being sad, Danger, The fact that Happy Hippos was cancelled after one season, Fighting, Madeline's annoying singing and getting yelled at

### Favorite food

Cheeseburgers

Brad Paul Boller is a member of the Baby Einstein gang.

## Brad

Brad is obsessed with a kid's show called "Happy Hippos". He has all the DVDs, finds the songs catchy, and quotes the characters daily. Sometimes, Brad can be somewhat insensitive and misses the big picture of things. Despite worshiping Happy Hippos, it is actually shown that he cares about his father and Aspen most of all. He also has an 8 year old sister named Jenna, who can be a bit pushy.

Brad wears glasses. And he is NOT wearing them to be stylish! His vision is poor, and the glasses help him see. Brad is the only member of the Baby Einstein gang to wear glasses.

He and his family used to live in Houston, Texas, but they moved to Denver, thus Brad speaks with a Texan accent.

Brad also likes to play with his hamster, Eris. With the help of his mother, Brad takes Eris out of her cage and lets her roam his room, but Brad must be supervised by his mom. When Brad is playing with his toys in his room and Eris is out of her cage, Brad uses Eris as part of his stories he's playing out.

## Quotes

1. "GABRIEL!!!!"
2. "They haven't invented the wild 'n reckless sherbet that's too wild 'n reckless for the Brad!"
3. Ah, the sea. Whose water grows our gardens. Whose electric eels light our homes. Whose jellyfish fill our jelly-doughnuts."
4. "AHA!" I don't get it."
5. This is all a dream?! All right! Bring on the dancing tubas!"
6. "NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!"
7. "You were right about the potty fairy. But surely you must believe in the garbage disposal bunny."
8. "Don't tell me to calm down! This is all your fault! Anyone with a brain knows that 'E' stands for....uh....ah.... 'elp yourself to some gas!"
9. "There are no drawings."
10. "Happy Hippos! NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!"
11. "It could be you, or you, OR YOU!"
12. "Are you kidding? I cried Twice times? When will the movie be over?"

## Gallery

Brad and Gabe in the rainBrad and friendsBrad stacking green blocks
Mark Scholz

Mark Scholz is a kid who doesn't even exist.

## In Madeline's imagination

One night, Madeline Pluto had a strange dream. In this dream, she met a boy named "Mark Scholz". He was rather smart and had a crush on the little girl. However, Maddie didn't wanna get married. After getting just 1 problem right, he one a prize, which was a lima bean that ate Maddie. It was revealed that the bean was a time machine, and it erased the poor girl from existence forever. However, this was only a dream, much to Madeline's relief. Mark still doesn't exist yet to this day.
Sierra Clark

Sierra and the lemon

Aspen Clark (Older sister)

Sierra Elizabeth Clark is a member of the Baby Einstein gang.

## Sierra

Sierra is Aspen's younger sister. Her hair is commonly tied into 2 Pigtails. Her pigtails change position depending on Her mood. When she's excited, surprised, or frightened, they shoot up. When she's sad, they droop. She likes lemons, and she can handle the sourness of them.

Sierra is good friends with Mia Mettais. They like to catch bubbles and play in the field.

## Quotes

1. "Ok, I'll have one more and that'll be it."
2. "I don't know, Aspen..."
3. "Flying metal chicken..."
4. "Somebody do something!"
5. "But Aspen, I don't like cheese & crackers!"

## Gallery

Sierra counts some flowersShe sniffs themSierra and the lemon (again?)Sierra licks the lemonSierra, Gaby, Aspen and John.Sierra and the bee puppet
Markie Scholz

Markie and her former job

Markie Linda Scholz (Or Ms. Scholz) is a former puppeteer and now a teacher who teaches a class at preschool that the kids all attend.

## Markie

Markie used to be a puppeteer, but she retired and is now a teacher. all 14 members of the Baby Einstein gang attend her class. Once, she laid eggs of smaller versions of herself in Madeline's weirdest dream.

Before she retired being a puppeteer, Markie was once caught "Puppeteering while Driving", an obvious parody of "Drinking while Driving"

She was thought to have a son called "Mark Scholz" but, she doesn't.

## Quotes

1. Thank you, Gabriel!"
2. "Nothing like a cold, refreshing swim."
3. "How lovely, Madeline. You've brought a bag of...what is it?"
4. "Sweet Neptune, what have I done?!"
5. "I never had a son named Mark. And I'm glad I haven't."
Dylan Snider

Ain't she cute?

Dakota Snider (Twin sister)

Dylan Jennifer Snider is a member of the Baby Einstein gang

## Dylan

Dylan is Dakota’s twin sister. They look the same, but Dylan wears a purple shirt and Dakota wears a pink shirt so you can tell them apart. She is 1 minuet older than Dakota.

Like Brad Boller, Dylan and her family used to live in a different state as opposed to Colorado. But unlike Brad, they didn't live in Texas, They lived in Columbus, Ohio. But they moved to Denver, Colorado.

## Quotes

1. "You made apple juice come out of my nose!"
2. "Hey, Aspen, wanna see a frog?"
3. "Do i have something on my lip?"
4. "I don't know what that means."
5. "Oh no! I'm in my underwear at the maaaaaallllll!!!!!" (Only in Madeline's weirdest dream)
6. "What? I'm helping."
7. "Wait a minute, I don't live on a farm!"
8. "What does "Non-existent" mean again?"
9. "MUMMIES!!!"

## Gallery

Dylan and her sister, DakotaThe twins are talking with some puppets
Madeline's weirdest dream

One night, Madeline Pluto had a rather strange dream

## Plot

It took place at preschool. There were rabbits in the classroom. Aspen "rowed" her desk to school with a giant crayon. Dylan was spinning around in mid air screaming "Oh no! I'm in my underwear at the maaaaaallllll!!!!!" Markie was sitting in a nest on her desk, and told everyone to welcome a new student and her son, "Mark Scholz". "Mark" fell in love with Madeline, but she wasn't ok with it. Markie called on "Mark" to demonstrate the kids how smart he is, and he did so. He told anyone to ask him any question, and Brad asked him about something the kids never learn: Square roots. "What's the square root of a flexnarg?" "Mark" replied with "The square root of a flexnarg is a cup full of boogers". The kids, except Madeline, were impressed. Markie stood up and cheered for him, revealing 3 eggs in her nest. Suddenly, mini versions of Markie hatched from them and cheered for "Mark" with their shrill voices. Markie gave a prize to "Mark". It was a lima bean playing the harmonica. Suddenly it ate the harmonica and grew big and started roaring. It grabbed Madeline and ate her.

After that, Madeline found herself in a place with other kids. She was confused, but she realized that it was a place where unborn babies roam. "Mark" appeared on the large TV screen there and said "That lima bean was only a time machine. You will never be born again. But I still love you." Madeline screamed in sheer horror. The dream ended, and Madeline was screaming in her sleep. Her parents came to check on her, and she said she had a scary dream and explained it all to them.
The noodle incident

The Noodle Incident is a mysterious incident that Brandon Calbart is responsible for. It was mentioned several times.

## The Noodle Incident

It was presumably done by Brandon Calbart and has caused him to worry about possibly not getting any presents from Santa Claus. Whenever someone, usually Maddison Long, mentions it to Brandon, he immediately gets very defensive about it (He claims that no one can prove he did it). It appears to have happened at preschool due to Brandon yelling out loud, "She told you about the noodles, didn't she?!" when his mom came home from a parent conference.

## Possible explanations

1. One day, Brandon was complaining about the downsides of his life and then stated that today will be different because he will "go for the gusto." The following day the Long family (Maddison and Macrae were absent at preschool that day because Maddsion had a check up at the doctor) came to the Calbart's house for dinner. Maddsion, Macrae and Brandon ate at the kiddie table, and Brandon tells Maddison that he got in big trouble at preschool. Maddison asked what he did, and Brandon replies "I don't wanna talk about it." Maddsion then asks if it had to do with " all those sirens around noon" and Brandon says," I said I don't want to talk about it", implying that it was a dangerous incident.
2. Another day, Brandon brought a pile of noodles, representing a brain, to show and tell saying that it looked like a brain. This might be the Noodle Incident.
3. And a few days ago, Brandon opened his lunchbox to find a thermos with spaghetti in it. He dumped the spaghetti down his shirt and exclaims to Gabrielle that his "intestines are bursting through his stomach wall", whilst opening his shirt, causing the spaghetti to spill out, amplifying the effect. This causes Gabrielle to shriek in horror.

## Facts

1. Brandon was the apparent perpetrator, and it must have involved noodles.
2. It happened at preschool. The teacher (Markie Scholz) knows about it, and may have even been a witness to the incident taking place. This is revealed when Brandon's mom goes to a parent-teacher conference with Markie, causing Brandon to panic when she gets home, asking her "She told you about the noodles, didn't she?!" the mom replies with a suspicious "What noodles?", but does not press the issue.
3. Brandon never told his parents about it.
4. Police Officers (or firemen) may have been involved, because Maddsion once asked "Did it have anything to do with those sirens around noon?"
5. Maddsion apparently knows of the incident. However, if police officers *were*involved, and she was not at the school at the time, otherwise she wouldn't have asked about the "sirens around noon".
Aspen Clark

Princess Aspen

Sierra Clark (Younger Sister)

Aspen Harmony Clark is a member of the Baby Einstein gang.

## Aspen

Aspen is an adorable, sweet and kind 6-year-old girl. She loves to wear her favorite princess costume. She is also good friends with Gabriel  and Brad. They like to play in the leaves and jump in puddles.

## Quotes

1. "Sure, Brandon! I love magic!"
2. "My tummy does growl sometimes. It's a soft sound like a cloud getting mad."
3. "It's not my bedtime. I'm a princess and princesses don't sleep."
4. "I love you, mom. I hope you never go to jail."

## Gallery

Aspen and her favorite cow puppetAspen hugs the cowAspen and her best friends, Gabriel and BradMerry Christmas!
Happy Baby Einstein Wiki

## Welcome to the Wiki

*Greetings from Madeline Pluto:*

In Denver, Colorado, 14 cute kids go on adventures together and have fun. I created this wiki because all the other Baby Einstein wikis are inactive and/or no good. There are too many, so \*at least\* one has to be shut down.

EDIT: I contacted FANDOM the other day about how many BE wikis there are. They closed one, which was stealing info from this wiki.

**THIS IS NOT REAL!**

## Rules

1. No profanity
2. No offensive content.
3. Do not post disturbing images/videos, pornography, or any other insulting media or images on here.
4. Nitpicking or bashing something that you do not like is mostly allowed. The only things that you can *not* bash or rant on is this wiki or it's pages and contents.
5. No cyber-bullying.
6. Please respect opinions, whether they be negative or not.
7. No vandalism. There is lots of ways to do such things, like adding false information, using profane language, etc.
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9. No racism.
10. Do NOT steal Info from this wiki
11. No Pooping

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Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs

Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs are Dakota Snider's favorite breakfast cereal. As their name indicates, Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs have a very high sugar content. Regardless, Dakota eats several bowls each morning, with each bowl containing 1/6 of the box's cereal.

## Contents and Influence

Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs are flavored with frosted chocolate. Dakota once claimed that she wouldn't eat any cereal that doesn't turn milk purple, and yet in another day claimed the Bombs turn milk brown.

Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs contain concentrated amounts of sugar. Dakota sometimes pours her cereal in chocolate milk or mixes additional sugar in her bowl.

As Dakota exceeds the recommended portion per meal, the high sugar content of her cereal makes her overstimulated and hyperactive over several hours, especially on Saturdays. She has also developed tremors as a result of the sugar in her breakfast and claimed to usually feel sick after her third bowl of cereal.

Dylan has eaten Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs on a few occasions, such as to help Dakota earn a prize. She expresses none of her sister's enthusiasm for the cereal, rightly considering it as disgusting.

## Merchandise

In order to promote the brand, Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs has released several prizes available to regular customers. Dakota has mentioned three: a battery-powered propeller beanie hat, a figure of "Buzzy the Hummingbird" (presumably the brand's mascot) and a "plastic trinket" available in ten collectible colors.

## Variations

Dakota has stated that Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs are also available with marshmallow pieces, but that her mother refused to buy these for her. This is most likely for nutritional concerns over cost, as a few months later Dakota's dad mentioned his daughter's sugar intake being reduced.
Brandonball

Brandonball is a game invented by Brandon Calbart. Brandonball has no rules; the players make up their own rules as they go along.

Rules cannot be used twice, and any plays made in one game may not be made again in any future games. The game may involve wickets, mallets, volleyballs, and additional sports-related equipment.

## Gameplay

Although all games of Brandonball are different, (you make up the rules as you go), many of them seem to involve a volleyball, masks, and pickets with numbers printed on them.

Key features of various games have included (in approximate order of appearance):

1. Wickets
2. Soccer balls
3. Flags
4. Masks
5. Small signs with numbers
6. Songs
7. Zones/Sectors
8. The "Opposite Pole" (Everything becomes the opposite; a player must declare when they touches it, but because it is the "opposite" pole, the player declares touching it by not declaring it)
9. The "Very Sorry Song" (see below)
10. The "No Song" zone (a player doesn't have to sing the "Very Sorry Song" if they are in this zone.
11. The "Bonus Box"
12. Croquet mallets
13. Badminton shuttlecocks
14. "Vortex spots" (the player who steps in one has to spin around until they're dizzy)
15. The "Boomerang Zone" (A decree is returned to the player who called it and they must do what the decree says instead)
16. The "Invisible Sector" (This sector cannot be seen and whoever wanders into it must close their eyes; the only way out is to get bonked by the ball)
17. A volleyball
18. Trees (as goalposts)
19. Buckets
20. Sacks
21. The Brandonball theme song (see below)
22. Decrees
23. Water balloons
24. Hobby horse
25. The "Poem Place" (The player caught in this area will be forced to recite a poem.)
26. The Bag Flag Zone
27. The Secret Base

## The Theme song

The Brandonball themes song is usually sung during the beginning of a game. Brandon sings the lead while the other player sings backup with "Rumma-Tum-Tums."

"Other kids' games are all such a bore!
They've gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
Brandonball is better by far!
It's never the same! It's always bizarre!
You don't need a team or a referee!
You know that it's great, 'cause it's named after me!"
## The very sorry song

One day Brad Boller was at Brandon's house and the 2 were playing Brandonball in the backyard, and Brad "stole" Brandon's flag. As a result, Brad is required to put the flag back and sing the Very Sorry Song*.*

The "Very Sorry Song" has two parts, one sung by the one who did the action (the "offender"), and one sung by the person whom the action was done to (the "victim").

 "I blew it!"
 "I knew it!"
 "I'm very very sorry that I took your precious flaaggg!"
Mia Mettais

Mia playing in the hay

Daniel Mettais (Grandpa)

### Hates

Getting hurt, scary stories, being told her laugh is annoying, clowns, scary things, boredom and being sad

### Favorite food

Carrots

Mia Dolores Mettais is a member of the Baby Einstein Gang.

## Mia

Mia is very ditzy, clumsy, bubbly, perky and bouncy. She is very happy-go-lucky, and with her head in the clouds, she's often confused in a situation. Mia also has a high pitched laugh that the kids find annoying. Due to being only 2, she has limited vocabulary, but it's not as limited as Macrae's vocabulary. She *can* say a few sentences, and has trouble pronouncing words such as "computer."

Mia is good friends with Sierra and Aspen Clark. Their favorite past times include playing in the hay and catching bubbles.

It is strongly hinted that Mia is Hispanic as her family has a dog named Señor Maurice and she often refers to her dad with "Papi".

## Quotes

1. "What's a five?"
2. "I like carrots."
3. "No clowns!"
4. "I want my Sippy Cup."
5. "I'm being haive!"
6. "I'm not naked, I have a band-aid on!"
7. "It's too much winter!"
8. "What's a 'puter?"

## Gallery

Mia and Sierra catching bubblesAspen and Mia playing in hay
Gabrielle Margas

Gabrielle is being cute

John Margas (Younger Brother)

Gabrielle Emily "Gabby" Margas is a member of the Baby Einstein gang

## Gabrielle

Gabrielle is John's older sister. She likes hanging out with Madeline. They met at the store when Gabby and her mom went shopping to buy Rabbit feed, and Madeline and her mom were at the same store, and the 2 kids became best friends. She likes to visit the zoo to see the tigers.

## Quotes

1. "And my mom always wonders why I'm so hungry after school."
2. "Calm down, Brad."
3. "I really like being a human. But sometimes I really wish I was a tiger."
4. "You like tigers too? So do I!"
5. Did you have a dream about the boy who dosen't exist again?"
6. "Where did the ball go?"

## Gallery

Gabby and the tiger puppetGabby, John, Aspen and Sierra wish you a merry Christmas!Gabby, Madeline and Aspen.
Ralph Carlow

**Ralph Carlow** is a former professional Piston Cup racer who was formerly sponsored by Lil' Torquey Pistons. He is the younger brother of Hollywood actor Jordon Carlow. During the 2017 Piston Cup season Ralph retired from racing and LTP replaced him with Spikey Fillups after that.

## History

In *Cars*, Ralph is one of the thirty-six racers racing at the Motor Speedway of the South during Lightning McQueen's rookie years. He was involved in a huge wreck purposely caused by runner-up Chick Hicks, Ralph is still able to continue to race and only suffered minor damage.
Zqfmgb

Zqfmgb, according to Madeline Pluto, is a worm that lives in New Guinea. She uses it to presumably win a Scrabble game, as her score afterwards is 957.

Maddison: "'Zqfmgb' Isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel!"

Madeline: "It is **SO**a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that!"
Brandon Calbart

Happy Brandon

Helen Calbart (Deceased Grandma)

Eddie Calbart (Deceased Grandpa)

Brandon Markus Calbart is a member of the Baby Einstein Gang

## Brandon

He's Maddison's best friend. They like to eat strawberries. He lives in Denver, Colorado with his family, like all the other Baby Einstein kids. He loves gram crackers. Brandon used to be the only kid with no pets, but the other day, he and his family adopted a dog named Luna and a ferret named Rory. Brandon also hates meat loaf, because he got sick the first time he tried it..

Brandon has \*a bit\* of a weird side. One time at preschool, Brandon was drawing pictures with Aspen. Suddenly, he started standing up, looking at everyone, and began to jump up and down wearing a smile. He was probably proud of his drawing at that time.

He also gets scared when it comes to taking the school bus to preschool or home, as when it comes to a substitute driver, Brandon panics. The substitutes go the wrong way at times, much to Brandon's dismay. He will also play with his food sometimes.

## Quotes

1. "Maybe they went to get juice or something?"
2. "...I'll try to grow a mustache!"
3. "I know what you're trying to do! You're trying to take me to another state! \*Banging on school bus window\* LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT!!"
4. "Did you watch Happy Hippos?"
5. "I don't wanna be all by myself."

## Gallery

Brandon with a toy carBrandon with the giraffe cone puppetBrandon with Maddison
Danny Swervez

**Danny Swervez** is a next-generation Piston Cup race car who is currently being sponsored by Octane Gain. He bears the number 19, the same number previously used by Bobby Swift after he got fired in the mid-2016 season.

## History

In *Cars 3*, Daniel enters the 2016 Piston Cup season, as a last season replacement, whereby he replaces Bobby Swift as the racer for Octane Gain for the last 2016 Piston Cup race. He competes against the likes of Lightning McQueen and Jackson Storm, proving himself a worthy opponent. Before McQueen crashes, he and Chase Racelott pass him. During the Florida 500, he starts second, and remains in this position for most of the race. At some point, he takes the lead from Jackson Storm. When the race is almost over, Daniel is still in second. When Jackson becomes scared of Cruz Ramirez, he slows down to try to discourage her. In the process, Daniel takes the lead. Daniel looks at Jackson, confused, but then focuses on the race. Jackson retakes the lead after telling off Cruz. Daniel is passed by Cruz and ends up finishing the race in third. After the end of the Florida 500, he congratulates Cruz on her win.

## Merchandise

1:55 Scale Die-Cast1:55 Scale Die-Cast (Fireball Beach Racers variant)Disney StoreMini RacersMini Racers (Glow in the Dark variant)Mini Racers (Metallic variant)Revvin' ActionTomicaTomica (Thomasville Tribute variant, Jet Robinson)Turbo Racers
## Other facts

* He has the most Merchandise products than most any other next-generation racer besides Jackson Storm.
* He's based off of NASCAR driver Daniel Suárez.
Sheldon Shifter

### Nationality

AmericanDescent-English , Jersey and Guernsey Islander Channel ,Scottish , Irish

### Eye Color

Blue

**Sheldon Shifter** is a next-generation Piston Cup racer currently sponsored by Sputter Stop. He replaced Murray Clutchburn as the current Sputter Stop racer and debuted in 2017.

## History

Sheldon Shifter is a next generation driver. He started his career in 2017 replacing Murray Clutchburn in 2023 he will be present for his last season since he was fired for 2023 and will not participate at the start of the 2024 season

But following the racing accident of his replacement in 2024, Sheldon is recalled by his Sputter srop team who in January 2024 will give Sheldon another chance.

Sheldon will have his little success at the Piston Cup which will allow him to definitively replace his former predecessor.

And this will raise doubts among some teams, who replaced their riders with new ones, like the SynerG team, who may have made a mistake in replacing their old riders.

Made by Yann Papot

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## Merchandise

1:55 Scale Die-Cast1:55 Scale Die-Cast (Fireball Beach Racers variant)
Gabriel's snowmen

Gabriel Mazon, like most children, enjoys making snowmen during the winter. Unlike most other children, though, his snowmen are almost never regular snowmen

## Known snowmen

### First Generic Snowmen

Gabe built the first inside his room (much to his mom's dismay), by opening the window during snowfall. He built another to practice his snowball aim on.

### Gigantic Snowman

A gigantic snowman atop a hill, meant to attract tourists. It was never completed; Brad refused to carry out the project after getting an idea of its scope.

###  Frankenstein Snowman

A  generic snowman,with thick legs that were supposed to enable him to walk, laying on its back. Gabe hoped to electroshock it to life, but was foreseeably unable to obtain a lightning storm during winter.

### Two-Headed Snowman

An unconventional snowman with two heads built next to the sidewalk by Gabe. Both heads held their mouths agape in stupidity.

### *Snowman House Of Horror*

A  set of five horribly injured snowmen built next to the sidewalk. One of them had been chopped in half with a toboggan driven by a baby snowman, one more had a tree growing through his stomach, another had three eyes and two noses, yet another had removed its own head and a final one was almost buried.

### Mocking Snowman

A snowman that Gabe built out of spite when his father made him play outside instead of watching TV indoors. The ill-intended creation looked at Gabe's father through the window with a mocking grimace.

### *Snow Snake*

A very large snakelike snow sculpture. Gabe placed himself inside its "mouth", and when Maddison  approached, pretended the snake was alive and dangerous.

### Snow Dinosaur

A long wall of snow that traced an outline when seen from the air. The outline was that of a theropod dinosaur, and was traced around Gabe's house in a manner that made it look as if the dinosaur was about to eat the house.

### Hill Snowman

A giant, balding snowman with a big nose, seen peeking over the edge of a hill. Only the top of the head and "fingers" grasping the hill were built, but from the right angle it appeared to be part of an entire snowman.

### Soilder Snowmen

A line of at least six snowmen performing a crisp military salute. Gabe built them next to the walkway so as to salute his father when he returned from work.

### Easter Island Head Snowmen

A lineup of at least six giant snowman heads reminiscent of the Easter Island Moai statues. Gabe built them in the front yard of his house.

### Snowman Crossing

A set of numerous snowmen crossing the driveway of Gabe's house, with a "Snowman Crossing" sign nearby. Gabe presumably had to take the set down to make way for the family car.
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**¡Bienvenidos** **todos** **a** **éste** **nuevo** **concurso!**

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### ¿En qué consiste?

Se tratan de dos competiciones paralelas que se relacionan entre sí por un sistema de ascensos y descensos, llevados a cabo en un formato de "Liga".

## Elite League Fanon

La primera división se llevará a cabo con los ganadores de los últimos concursos realizados en la Wiki. Al ser tantos personajes, la liga será dividida en dos zonas de 8 personajes cada una.

Aquí podrás observar el desarrollo de éstas Ligas.

### Final y Tercer puesto

Los ganadores de cada zona se enfrentarán entre ellos una vez terminada la temporada regular (fin de la liga), así decidirán al campeón. A su vez, los segundos puestos de las zonas lucharan entre ellos para definir al tercer puesto.

### Descenso

Los personajes que acaben últimos en la tabla de cada Zona descenderán automáticamente a la segunda división "Promotion League 1" mientras que los anteúltimos de dichas zonas lucharán entre ellos para decidir quién será el tercer personaje que descenderá.

## Promotion League 1

Aquí se podrán inscribir aquellos usuarios que no posean personajes en la Elite League. El mínimo de participantes será de 5, mientras que el máximo permitido será de 16 personajes.

### Inscripción

Para anotarte en ésta liga simplemente debes colocar el personaje que te representará a lo largo de la temporada.

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