Flex Tape

Ah. I hate it when my computer combusts because my own blood for my blood bag is spilling out of my computer. Ah, if only there was some way to fix this.

the solution was flex tape flex tape okay you heard about this stuff I mean this is basically have you heard of jesus well even he couldn't do as much

as flex tape apparently I had never heard of flex tape until I was in the pub and out of the corner of my eye I happened to catch uh this infomercial

about flex tape so i'm gonna let phil do the talking for you cuz I want you to say I want you to be a sold on flex tape as I am disclaimer I am not actually

sponsored in any way by flex tape although I wish I was alright I was gonna let you enjoy this for yourself here we go this is flex tape I feel

swift here four flex paid the super strong waterproof tape beckon instantly patch vaughn ceiling repair you gotta love it's always a guy like phil swift

johnny star you never get a guy coming out like it's me giuseppe krakow ski with flex tape leaky pipes can cause major damage but flex tape grips on

tight and bonds instantly plus flex tapes powerful adhesive is so strong it even works underwater you still left the other one fell you've done a half a job

and you got a full smile flakes tape keeps its grip even in the toughest conditions that is not the toughest conditions that looks like you're going

through a car wash we think it for one big storms like that might be the toughest conditions you scared me that wasn't even this is heaven into a spike

state but you're alright phil flex tapers perfect for marine campers and rvs I love on these commercials literally it's like you could just use

this on anything I open heart surgery guys got an artery going flex state well honestly that you're doing these infomercials it's just tell you what it

can't do to say the three or four things that flex tape can't fix a broken marriage even then showed shown to be slightly more effective than placebo

flex tape is super strong flex tape eight super strong fill your super strong and once it's on it holds on tight I got a couple pictures of fill

out in my house on the wall may or may not have photoshop his undies off my mayor may have may not in photoshop his wiener on i've done it though really

it's serious it's a problem I saw this boat in half fell what does that have to do with tape no okay I want to tell me how the fun what does that got to do

flex tape I saw this boat in half and repaired it with only flex tape you repaired it with only flex tape i'm sure you did the bodies on the fucking bottom

side as I say 12 inch wide flex tape used on both inside and outside of the boat see if you got to make sure to use it both on the inside and the outside

there is no fucking way that the only thing they used to put that boat back together is tape I eat my i'll eat my fucking flex tape imagine everything you

can do with the power of flex tape all right I got flex tape for real let's see if this works all right I no longer want water oh oh patched up the next one we

have is flex seal flex seal liquid let's have a look at this oh great fill our prometheus what fire of knowledge do you bring to us mortals today bill swift

here four flex seal the easy way to stop leaks fast that's a colander phil it's supposed to have holes and leaks which you've done is essentially you've made a

bowl the easy way to stop leaks fast phil you make me angry phil couldn't just grab one of these phil don't need flex seal look at its curvature and the

easy way to have a bowl without creating one out of a colander and now there's flex seal liquid this super thick rubber that you could pour right into cracks

could you could pour it right in the cracks you could do that but why why would you do that why would you do any event even dip all your tools for a

tough no slip grip even dip all your tools I can understand the other two like there's some application but how do you go from like you can stop water from

going through cracks weatherproof some of your outdoor materials dip your tools in this shit I don't know this product is worthless in its current state now

that's good just get that break in there just soak that right up you could basically see that this is what a 100% improved product thank you flex seal

grandpa been hitting the sauce a little too much think he's a little too old for that done he ain't getting in there broken item fixed to show you the

incredible feeling power or plexi liquid there it comes here it comes we made this entire airboat and covered it in flex seal liquid another boat be serious

after a day on the water and he's riding it again fill ice you did not just roll some flex seal on that and go out and fucking gator-infested waters I know you

didn't a disclaimer multiple coats use you we didn't just you know slap some of that shit on and send it out and the inside is completely dry I can scarcely

believe this is working right get her to you in a minute to his whole operation she's gonna come up on the fall the water but I might go blind for life all

right we got one more here we got the flex seal extreme bucket demo anything with the words extreme and bucket you know it's gonna be good you may have

seen a few people test flex seal oh no I knew for the moment I saw you slapping tape on holes you might have had a couple holes up here you needed some

flex tape before you know i'm saying keep the demons from getting out don't try don't try this don't try this who's not even a don't try this at home just

don't try this phil he's gone insane he came in here earlier with a knife and a chainsaw please help send help that's a lot of damage that's a lot of damage

that's a lot of damage it's not that much that much really feels so good could be a lot worse hop it a little more seriously do not try never attempt

this phil has gone too far you sniffed too much flex glue and now all he can see is martians no that's a lot of damage let's see if it's gonna leak I

think it's gonna leak I think it's fair to say it's gonna leak yeah a leak yeah it leaks it leaks definitely leaks go in the water is coming out the bottom

sleeking please all right let's see what would flex seal all you need to do is just spray a nice even coating you gotta just spray that round squirt it around

get it nice and even free to it you have your bucket back that you destroyed you'll get that back if you test it and there's still a little leak you may need

to add a few more codes after all that flex brave man you're gonna have no bucket left you know friends or family would ask me yeah you know now why

didn't you just buy a new bucket or not destroy the one you had you know I just turned him and i'd say speaks for itself done no replacement for that I tell you

what then look at that look at how it holds that water it's just as good as new I scarcely notice a difference once it's dry hit it again just give it time

have patience have patience it's not a miracle product slap on that flex tape it's not a fucking miracle slap it on with the might of zeus what do you just

have some fucking patience wow we had to repair a lot of damage let's take a look phil you keep alluding to the to the amount of damage you've done to the

bucket I know you got a bit of a rambo complex all right it's not that serious look inside well this is where the knife went through oh you're just gonna show

that on live television beautiful fucking fucking autopsy here have you thought of the family in the bucket how are they gonna feel seeing that on the

nightly news yeah I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me huh used to call me edward of squid wardo behind my back you think I didn't notice huh i'll

give you lots of damage I feel like I could actually actually kill myself this way by stabbing directly into my heart so i'm gonna probably i'm gonna stop for

real wow there's absolutely no leaks it's completely dry oh look at that the water is going in the bucket and it's being a bucket now that's amazing

cameraman you checking this out get ready you see that you see a couple turn stains and adjust napkin in there never seen anything like it you know flexsteel

is an amazing product if you fill all the cracks and holes and you let it dry completely flex seal works if you do the thing and you do it right and you don't

fuck it up it works it just works slap it on my butt keep that poo in for as long as you can when it finally comes out by golly that's gonna feel like the

best shit you've ever taken this is feel swift with flex tape i'm a prostitute cooler for the anal consultation just let me die just let me die let me die

bees and perfect perfect this is what happens when you try to play god