The Phallic Battle

The Phallic Battle was a "war" between New Hispania with Hispania Ultimia, and The Netherlands. It started on August 4th, 2021 and ended on August 4th, 2021 in season 6. It lasted for about an hour before the Netherlands capitulated.

### The Beginning

It all started with a man named Priestine claiming a castle (These, along with reactors spawn naturally in the Nether because the server has a datapack installed named Incendium) in the nether. He accepted to join with a nation called The Netherlands. It stayed like this for a while until one day, Priestine decided to leave the nation. The Netherlands got mad at Priestine, and declared war. Priestine not knowing how to defend, left the server. Then NahteM and ZeroDeaths took over from there and defended the castle, as well as some other people. They fended off for a while before they pushed The Netherlands down into one of the reactors the Dutch had claimed. The remaining people on Emperor Metropoligos's side where him, ZeroDeaths, and KevlarProps (Elora).

**Initial Fighting**

Upon reaching the reactor through a colonial portal, Emperor Metropoligos used a potion of invisibility to cloak himself, took off his armour and headed towards the building.

This was an incredibly risky move, as the Netherlands were already becoming more frantic due to the rising tensions, however the Emperor found an opening in the reactor building. He moved towards it and equiped his Sniper / Hunting Rifle, having high archery levels, his damage was buffed. He killed several netherlanders and some of them were killed multiple times, they began to scramble and attempt to find the source of the shooting.

Upon finding the source, Emperor Metropoligos had to find a new location, however, with the layout of the reactor, several were avaliable. However, with the Netherlands being more attentive, the sniping had to come to an end. This led to the Emperor shortly after issuing a mobilisation, however, with the members of the Empire asleep for the most part, with exceptions of his supposed right hand man, ZeroDeaths, the order had little affect.

### The Battle

The Netherlands which consisted of 3 people: Spookaku, smolfruit77, and Shibo where at the bottom of the reactor while Emperor Metropoligos and the others where at the top. Since the Netherlands had better gear, Saucedbox logged on and walked over there. But everyone had left. Emperor Metropoligos's force left after The Netherlands went back to a cave in the western USA. They had set up a TNT trap with a Nether Portal inside. Saucedbox joined up with Emperor Metropoligos's force as the walked over to the cave while ZeroDeaths stayed back in New Hispania just in case they left. When the group got above the cave, they heard the explosion go off, but no one had gone through the portal. As soon as this happened, the Dutch went to the Hispanian capital and geared up to raid it. At this moment Emperor Metropoligos, Saucedbox, ZeroDeaths, and KevlarProps ran down to Hispania and took their positions, ready to fight, but spookaku had convinced the rest of his group to surrender. And so, the battle ended. Disappointed, Emperor Metropoligos's force decided to punish the Dutch for being cowards. They went to the bottom of The Netherlands' reactor where one of the fights took place and put phallic structures all over it. *[ok, i'll say it even though this is the wiki: they put cocks of all variants everywhere]*