Fawful (Quotes)

## **Superstar Saga**

> "***Eeyah ha ha ha ha!***"
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> "***Eeyah ha ha ha ha!** I am the Great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase just to get your silly princesses's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on the bread! The mustard of your doom!*"
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> "***Eeyah ha ha ha ha! Next it is the turn of you!***"
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> "*Fink-rat!!!*"
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> "*Have you readiness for this?!?*"
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> "*Ooof!*"
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> "*Now is when I ram you!*"
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> "*Blargh! Uhnnrgh... How could fink-rats like you beat such an awful nasty as me? Headgear! **I have fury!***"
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> "***Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you! One fell swoop is the way I will deal with you fink-rats! Eeyah ha ha ha!***"
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> "***Eeyah ha ha ha!***"
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> "***Nnrrgh-GACK!** Y-You again! You are the pair of fink-rats that swooped in with the Bowser that I hate! Hmph! HMPH, I say to you! While I was busy with Peasely, you have been catching me! **I have fury!** But Cackletta has already begun smearing the butter of her next tasty plan over Beanbean Castle! Since you two cannot make it in time, I say to you that it is better never than late... **So here is your halting place!!! I have fury!** Since you will not be shattering this stone, I laugh at you trying to climb down this mountain!*"
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> "*I am having the idea of genius that we could make using of this fink-rat...*"
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> "*Hah! Now is the time of telling me whose underling you are!*"
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> "*Have the saying of my name!*"
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> "*Good beastie! My pride swells like a toe that is stubbed and aching! Fawful will inflict painful happenings upon all who oppose Lady Cackletta! Now! Let us move onward to the poundings of my enemies!*"
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> "*HAH! That spray of experimentation is working like a charm filled with luck! With this, no one will be able to have resistings of my power! Mmm! And it comes in two fun flavors. I am liking the peppermint mocha...*"
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> "*Hah! Take this Bowser to the away place!*"
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> "*Is it Fawful that you are speaking toward?! No, that cannot be truthful... It is a "weird guy" that he is lobbing his words of filth at...*"
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> "*Hah! HAH, says Fawful!*"
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> "*Now is the time of telling me whose underling you are!*"
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> "*Stupid flag-headed goomba... My spray of brilliance is not having the effects on him... Who needs goombas with flags of foolishness anyway?*"
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> "***Hah! Laughings and jubilations!** Your leader is mine for the taking away! I will work him until his bones become dust and the dust has grown mold!*"
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> "*I have no need for stupid mushroom faces with stupid eyebrows!*"
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> "*Now is when I have hurrying to the castle to retrieve the Beanstar!*"
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> "*That is as pointless as dulled pencils used for letters to nobodies!*"
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> "*Hah and hah again! It is my having of luck that caused our meeting here! The Koopalings seven! It is I who am the king of you now! Now! Have the saying of my name!*"
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> "*HAH! I had knowings that the Koopalings would not go down so easily... Now is the happening of Plan B! **Time for max-strength spray! Your brains will be washed with 99.9% effectiveness!*****"**
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> "*It is a thing of amazement! So, Koopalings seven... How are you finding my spray of delicious wickedness?*"
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> "*Ah! The ringing of that sound are as sweet as particularly sticky treats! But that goomba... I am wanting to wash his brain even more than the Koopalings! I suppose I will have forgettings of him for the time that is now...*"
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> "***Eeyah ha ha ha!***"
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> "*Cackletta! It is the hurrying time! We must take that Beanstar and fastly run away from this place!*"
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> "*Once we awaken the Beanstar with Princess Peach's voice, this world will be Cackletta's snack cake!*"
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> "*Preparations have completion! O Great Cackletta , unleash the voice of Princess Peach on the Beanstar when you are wanting to!*"
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> "*I have fright! A situation we had not suspected has begun to d-d-d-develop! May we flee?*"
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> "*CACKLETTA! Do not have worries! Watch! I am sucking up your energy with this headgear!*"
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> "*I say to you YES!*"
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> "*O... G-Great... Ca-Cackletta... W-Will this guy... do?*"
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> "*Cackletta's power has poured into this koopa who is king! The body is of the Bowser, but the mind is all of the Great Cackletta!*"
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> "*So! The fink-rats come at last! Now is the time when you hand over the Beanstar, you little men! Send the Beanstar up to the top of this pedestal, and be hasty!*"
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> "*Send the Beanstar up here!*"
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> "*Oh! Oh, I am laughing at you! I can see through your pathetic designs, you ugly thing! That was a FAKE Beanstar! Now you give me the real one! Har! You idiots of stupidity!*"
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> "*O Great Bowletta! At last we have the Beanstar! I am joyful!*"
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> "*I still have rage over that fake Princess Peach...*"
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> "*Eeyah ha ha ha!*"
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> "*Do you hide something?*"
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> "*Yes. Mustache.*"
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> "*Yes.*"
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> "*We chase them now!*"
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> "*M-Mushroom Kingdom?!?*"
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> "*Your plan is a stupid plan full of grubby grub holes! There is no home for you to be having. Your home-having plans are for naught!*"
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> "***My words will be spoken with the bluntness of a knife for buttering! BOWSER'S CASTLE BELONGS TO FAWFUL NOW!!***"
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> "*Your belief is as necessary as shaving cream to a hairless monkey! It is most easy to conquer a castle that is full of emptiness! What kind of army of stupid havings leaves their castle without guarding?!*"
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> "*Your rhyming is unspecial and full of cringe! Now is the time of good-bye!*"
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> "*Hah! I have one more sprinkle for your cupcake of despair! The Lord Bowser that you have such loooove for... He is no longer a thing that is of this world!*"
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> "*It is you who will be the ones to deliver the blow of finality!*"
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> "*The goomba... No matter how many smashings I smash him with, he keeps coming back! I must crush him with the most thorough of thoroughest crushings!!*"
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> "*If we have the glory of success and the victory dances, you will have rewarding. You will be commanders of eliteness over Bowletta's mighty minions!*"
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> "*Whatever you are wanting will be yours for the having! Your most favorite of yum snacks and the music that is to your liking! Anything and everything of your wantingness will be yours!*"
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> "*However! Now is the time of following. He displays trustings and friendship towards you three right now. Have maximum secrecy so my new plan of genius remains unknown to the goomba.*"
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> "*Do not have underestimations, underling! My spray was without effect on him... He must be a goomba of slightly above-average brain havings!*"
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> "*I must be returning to my castle of shiny newness for placement of Fawful statues! You can have the dealing with these fink-rats!*"
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> "*I am still keeping another card in the sleeve where I keep such cards...*"
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> "***♪**Fawful is king of everything...**♪** **♪**Fawful is king of everything...**♪** Now then... Have the saying of my most glorious of names!*"
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> "*You are as annoying as an itch for which there is no scratching! Soon you will be having regret for defying the Great Bowletta!*"
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> "*I am having little to no understanding. You are evil minions, yes? You should fall to your knees of worship for a genius of evil such as Fawful!*"
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> "*Hahahaha! Oh, the chortles I am having! Did I not already tell you the news of your ultimate sadness? **♪**Bowser is not a thing that is here... Your tears make hee and har and cheer...**♪** **♪**He's gone! He's gone! Fawfully-doo! Just like, soon, the one who is you!**♪** Go ahead and have searchings for all of the eternities! Hah!*"
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> "*The end is here and full of finishings!*"
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> "*Hah... Har... Chortle...*"
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> "*O Great Bowletta! The mustaches who I hate are coming this way!*"
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> "*Hah! That was filled with success and sneaky havings. Now those minions I loathe and the mustaches I despise will destroy each other!*"
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> "*Those minions... The ones who follow that weird head-flag goomba... They have more trustings in Bowser than a rotund fink-rat has cheese! I ask for your patience havings, O Great Bowletta!*"
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> "*Only my own voice full of musings and genius.*"
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> "*Do not concern yourself with sad worryings over pesky goombas! My plans of backup are having their own plans of backup!*"
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> "***When life closes a pickle jar, it opens...** Three... Two... ONE! **A trap door!** Hah! A move most classic by the genius that is Fawful. I don't have time for fightings of fairness with foul goombas.*"
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> "*I am busy with schemings, O Great Bowletta!*"
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> "*I have fury! At last, my entrance with drama! Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage!*"
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> "*St-Standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... my nerves are nervous! But... now that I am thinking... Cackletta's revival was all thanks to my quite nasty efforts! Which means that all this time, I am Fawful, who is just a toady! Such working, all for others! And THAT means... the true meaning of our battle gives me fear and confusion!! I need no long speech before this battle, which will now be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!*"
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> "*You have annoying persistence! And now you eat this!*"
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> "***Ouch! HOTNESS! It is the overheat!***"
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> "***Agh-agh-agh!***"
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> "*Urggh... Unless my mind is crazy, I have somehow managed to lose... This must be...fate... Urrrgh... I must accept the defeating...*"
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> "*I have fury! Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and perish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!*"
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> "*I have fury! In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!*"
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## **Partners in Time**

> "*I have boredom... Guests? Now I have... **FURY!** I say to you **WELCOME!** Welcome to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge! In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a cow made of jewels! All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!*"
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> "*What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them. You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity... But my tale is long, so long it makes old and hairy lips grow gray with aging. Do you dare hear?*"
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> "*Then now you listen! I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but I once had fury at all times. I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad men came. Red and green bad men. I had the punishment. Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship. I have a little fury even with remembering... Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking like you! **I HAVE FURY!** Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury **AND** headache now! Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! ...But no. **SO MUCH FURY! Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy! ...I Have Calm.** I am waiting like an elevator. I have the commerce, I run Fawful's Bean n' Badge, but... the day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens! **I WILL! HAVE! FURY! I LAUGH AT DEFEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES!** Hooof... Heffff... D-Did I... have insanity? Did I... have evil? I suppress the fury, but sometimes... the fury has me. Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy.*"
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> "*P-Please... I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful. We talk of beans. Beans and badges... we begin trading! What are you wanting?*"
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## **Bowser's Inside Story**

> "*Oh, breakfast boy is having the cravings again! He is simple like butter sandwich.*"
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> "*Great news I am hearing! And you will join me in the completion of this plan to its utmost completing! Now where are the loud and muscle-having ones? Dieter! Beef! Kaley! Come and share in the chortles with Fawful!*"
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> "*Leave the capturing of Bowser to us!*"
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> "*Yes! Fawful's wishes are the gold coins in your tattered thrift-store pants! You must never be forgetting about them!*"
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> "*The timing is now... **MIDBUS!** Our waitings are at an end! Bowser seeks the castle of Peach, and Fawful seeks him! We must tempt him with the tastiness of jackpotting a lucky shroom...*"
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> "*Dieter!*"
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> "*Oh, Fawful will be feeding them! Oh, yes! And he will be feeding you the shiniest of gold coins if you are working fast!*"
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> "*Midbus! Make with the hurrying!*"
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> "***A WINNER IS YOU!***"
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> "***JACKPOTTING!***"
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> "*The customer has luck! And with luckiness comes a tasty Lucky Shroom!*"
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> "*Do not have worries for details! No, do not have the worries! Have the wonderful Lucky Shroom of tastiness instead! Scoff this down and your luck will power up to super luck! Luck enough to beat Mario!*"
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> "*I say to you YES! With every attack, lucky hits will shower in a happy waterfall! You will have such fury! Your strongest enemies will fold like napkins who are crying!*"
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> "*Oh, yes, of course! ENJOY THE EATING!*"
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> "*Such easiness! So easy it gives me the gleeful chortles. I have such strategy! And now for the leaving. You are having a date with Peach's Castle!*"
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> "***I HAVE VICTORY!** Easy as bread sandwiches! And now for the proceeding with the plan I have planned! Midbus! Come! Fawful calls you!*"
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> "*What is your surprise face? Was there forgetting about me?*"
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> "*You are the one who is correct! Wasn't it full of delicious?! Such a special treat called a Vacuum Shroom! I, Fawful, invented it to make you inhale everything you see! And I, Fawful, am betting that you are remembering nothing. You inhaled like a hungry syrup pig at the free pancake buffet. And then you had the napping. And then I put you in the cave!*"
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> "*Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless. But I am having a goal! **Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!** All of Mushroom Kingdom spread for Fawful like power brunch! First, the appetizer of making Toads round with blorbs! Then the side-order of using Vacuum-Shroomed Bowser! Fawful is gorging on his plan of win! And still he has hunger!*"
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> "*No hunger for nuts. Just to conquer Mushroom Kingdom... First, the emptying of the castle of Peach! **AND THEN!** Andthenandthenandthenandthenandthen! The castle of Bowser for me! I will be powering it up into the castle of Fawful!*"
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> "*Hmm... We will be seeing... Anyway, I thought you would be sleeping long, like a lazy bear. And I am thinking you should be sleeping more! COME! MIDBUS!*"
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> "***I HAVE CHORTLES!** It is I who added the nuts to that statue!*"
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> "***I HAVE CHORTLES!** Your plan that I laugh at now makes for more laughing! You are wanting your castle? You are not getting there!*"
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> "*You have the impatience... You must stop and sample the sprinkles in life's salad bar. I say no to your rushing! Time instead for some playing with a Fawfulized statue!*"
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> "*I have the weeping! Such a reunion of sobs! You have moved Fawful with the family drama.*"
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> "*But now I have chortle time! Fawful scattered your minions like litter from a sad, ugly cat. Are you wanting to hear them? For they are on the TV show. The TV show of your tears!*"
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> "*I HAVE CHORTLES! And soon, I have your castle! Fawful will love it there! You will visit, perhaps! Fawful will reserve the Crying Room for the crying for your minions. And the crying will be like a savory soda for my soul! **NOW I HAVE FURY!** Some fighting will be slowing you!*"
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> "***I HAVE FAWFUL!** Excited crowd! You feel it? Fawful is also feeling it! I am needing to feel it even more, though! **MORE! MOOORE!** Oh, I am feeling the power! It high-fives Fawful's face! And now I will use that power to call our most special guest, who you will be cheering! Today's special guest... The famous KOOPA KING! **BOWSER!***"
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> "***I HAVE CHORTLES!** It is an entrance of amazement! Like only a special guest does! Now a Midbus battle will unfold like an angry dip of many layers on the chips of wildest hopes! **I HAVE CHORTLES! COME! MIDBUS!***"
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> "*It is the time! The Heavyweight Cage War of All Destruction! Midbus! Crush this spiky snack, and we will have more chortles!*"
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> "*And the winning is for... **BOWSERRRR!***"
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> "*Such a fight of fury!*"
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> "*Oh, Fawful is leaving! **But first!** You had victory! Now the celebrate!*"
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> "*Yes, at the magic feast of honor! **COME! BOOS!***"
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> "*His belly cries out for the magic feast of honor!*"
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> "***I HAVE CHORTLES!** First, your beating of Midbus! And then, the chubbening with the special dishes of tastiness! All in my master planning!*"
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> "*Oh, I have such chortles! There was a slight changing to my perfect plan!*"
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> "*Yes, Fawful said "plan." A plan of Bowser inhaling Peach, sending the Mushroom Kingdom into the hands of Fawful! But now for the changing. I am needing the princess!*"
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> "*Fawful tells you yes. But now I am needing her right this instant!*"
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> "*Come out for the playing! Come to Fawful!*"
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> "*Such ruh-rounded chubbening on your buh-body, Bowser! Buh-but Fawful gave you the Puh-Princess Peach diet! (Huh-heavy...)*"
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> "*And nuh-now! All preparations have cuh-completion! At long last, we buh-begin the fuh-furious Age of Fawful! Buh-Bowser! You are needing to huh-hit the gym! Huh-heavy... Muh-Midbus! Help! **Midbus! Come! MIDBUS!***"
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> "*I have chortles!*"
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> "***I HAVE CHORTLES!***"
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> "***I HAVE CHORTLES!** The beauty hurts my teeth! Such power of darkness! My spine has the tingle!*"
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> "*Time for the crying! Too badness for you! For the Dark Star is snuggled with Fawful! Are you wanting to see it? Fawful's new Dark Star? You look! Such badness! Such pitch-black power! **♪**Fawful sings a song of bad!**♪** **♪**Mushroom Kingdom is so sad!**♪** **♪**All of it is for Fawful!**♪** **♪**And the... rhyme with... that.**♪** It is Fawful day! Joys! Be trembling before me! All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs! **I HAVE CHORTLES!***"
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> "***Such excitement, like a pie made of wow! The Dark Star's dark power is building!***"
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> "***I HAVE ANGST!** Do not tell Fawful that. That gives Fawful stress! We are just at the starting. The power of the Dark Star is still sleepy like a dull baby. It is taking time for the Dark Star to draw out the power of Princess Peach!*"
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> "***Bad noise!***"
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> "***I have many chortles at such stupidity! We are snug as bugs snuggling in a comfy rug. The Dark Star's blockade laughs at intruders!***"
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> "*I HAVE CHORTLES! Again the tears are flowing! But not on the face of Fawful! Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you! And he is watching the seal on the Dark Star as it breaks... When it does, all the kingdom will be dark as darkness! But until then... maybe Fawful will have some shopping.*"
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> "*Fawful won't lie. Fawful has shock at you getting here. But that shock turns to chortles as you stop here! There are doors here that need keys, and Fawful has them! You will wander forever in my modified castle of Peach until you cry from lack of doors!*"
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> "*You have energy like a little angry battery with no friends. But even if you get past the doors, the castle of Peach... Oh, but I have secrecy! Fawful says no more! **Are you catching my Fawfulcopters?***"
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> "***I HAVE CHORTLES!** Are you liking them? The giant fire piranha plants Fawful has raised? They are enjoying the barbecue of whatever goes near their mouths! Do they give you the angry face? Then just fly up and hit them with spikiness! Oh, but I have sadness! Tears of laughing for poor Bowser, who does not fly! **I HAVE CHORTLES!***"
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> "***I HAVE CHORTLES! AND I HAVE EXCITEMENT! At last, the Dark Star awakes like a naughty napping baby!***"
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> "***Fawful hates your timing! A nuisance barge barging in at the critical times for us!***"
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> "*I have uneasiness... Bowser keeps appearing like an ugly rabbit from the hat of a magician who stinks! **So Fawful will fight to help Midbus have victory!** But Midbus has pride... So Fawful leaves him to you! **MIDBUS! POWER UP!***"
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> "*It it it it it it it... **IT WAKES! It has awakeness at last! Fawful has waited so long! I HAVE SUCTION! With this, I am taking the Dark Star's power!** I... have... **DARKNESS!** So very darkness! The dark power builds like a skyscraper of evil! With the dark power in me, the world... the world... **IS FOR FAWFUL!***"
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> "***I HAVE POWER! Where is the Dark Star?! Fawful has more suction for the rest of the dark power!***"
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> "***Dark Star! Dark Star! Fawful is wanting you!***"
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> "*It is you who are the pain to me! I am needing more power!*"
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> "*Your meddling has made Fawful have a fury large as the world! Bowser! It is time for meeting and greeting with your doom! **For now it is the end of the final act of the finale's closing last encore! I am having this castle! And now I am thinking... It needs Fawfulization! Time for the remodeling! SUPER PEACH'S CASTLE OF FURY!***"
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> "***♪**Fawfully-doo!**♪** **♪**Where are you?!**♪** **♪**Dark Star, needing you!**♪** **♪**Dark power, yoo-hoo!**♪** **♪WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪***"
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> "*I have shock at you! You are surviving? Fawful hates you!*"
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> "***But I am Lord Fawful! I am ruling the world!***"
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> "*I have chortles... You are underestimating Fawful, who has the suction machine for draining the dark power! Fawful only got half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid! You have gotten in Fawful's way at each of the turns... Just like the red and green mustaches who I hate... Fawful hates your faces... But... Now... Fawful says farewell to all your fink-rat faces forever! Bowser! Meet... **FURY OF FAWFUL!***"
> ― Fawful[source]
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> "***NOOAAAARGH!***"
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> "*I have fury? Fury?*"
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> "*Why... The failing... You...mustaches...with...why...fury...whenever... Fawful...just wanted...some kingdom conquering... Fawful tried... Fawful gave the 110 percents... Fawful worked the overtime... Fawful was the team player... Fawful put in the hours... Fawful got the hands dirty... But every time... Always... The mustaches...arrive... Always in Fawful's way... Alwaysalwaysalways...*"
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> "*I have remorse... Fawful understands... Fawful gives up... Fawful will disappear with no troubles... Here Fawful goes... The disappearing... Forever disappearing... **WITH YOU!***"
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