Twiba

This is what she looks like: Ugly!

Twiba (scientific name *Deformis Vermis*) is mentally sick in the head and is an odious, otherworldly malicious invertebrate demonic entity. She has enslaved several other larval beings of her own species, notably Twimba and Twomba, who toil for her every requirement, and are part of a band/organization known as The Dig-Its.

Twiba is eminent for her ability to drop cold beats as shown in one of her songs, *Do They Dig It*. Twiba invented every single weapon in her own nation, in which she is a dictator of. She is a dangerous being. Twiba and her gang like to occupy and dominate Trees.

Her name is an acronym for 'the worm in Big's apple', as she was found inhabiting one of Big's juicy red apples that he grew after trying to find many ways to pick his beautiful prize tomato. She has also been reported to possess immortality, and is prominent throughout history.

## Appearance

Twiba possesses the appearance of a typical Dig-It, although with some distinctive additions; Twiba lives inside of a fresh, juicy, red apple which she squirms her long, yellow body around in. This red fruit is used for warmth during the winter, as a shield against the nasties, and for of course, digging it. Twiba's trademark feature is her orange, fluffy wig. She has pink, big lips unlike the other Dig-Its, and pink eyeshadow and large eyelashes.

## Personality

Twiba is mentally sick in the head and is rather renowned for this mental disorderliness. No matter how many times the doctors perform a lobotomy, she is still insane. Twiba has a place in her fat, fruity apple heart for excavating, often recruiting other species of her own kind to amalgamate for acts of excavation, her intentions being anyone outside of any of her organizations not knowing about their shifty machinations, giving barbaric, authoritarian regulations to others. She is quite destructive, and can intimidate others easily. She is also ostensibly renowned for her acts of surprising others. Twiba enjoys having all animals to come to her mouth, especially pen gwyns. She has a cooking show that airs on channel number 928, where she cooks repulsive, unappetizing comestibles that her on-show guests are force-fed. Twiba also has a substantial attraction towards Peppa, who she likes requesting to twib on twibber.com, and has insisted on having a child with. Twiba has an extensive habit of storing eggs inside of her gluteus maximus, being chiefly the reason for her slightly perceptible malodour, or in other words, her apple starts to whiff a bit. She has the ability to summon people to her designated areas, as seen in Twiba's Cooing Sgow. She often fabricates to many, in a way that often seems plausible, as her lies are believed by many, especially those who are gullible. Twiba is not the most credulous, however and is often sceptical about the most state-of-the-art news, questioning logic given by others. She has the ability to perpetually win every race that goes on in the universe, straightforwardly by falling out of whatever tree just so happens to be near the arena and subsequently either pressing the button, or breaking the finish line.

## Coverage

* In Lennis Ball Comes To Town, Twiba introduces herself to Lennis Ball and Frankis Ball in the Lennis Ball Planet Tree after the two decide to celebrate Lennis' newfound godly status.
* In Do They Dig It?, Twiba provides some light entertainment by singing Do They Dig It with the other Dig-Its when Lennis Ball and Frankis Ball try to dig out of a cave.
* In The (A) Letter that was (had been) Given, Twiba writes and preforms "Worm Surprises" as per request from The Gorilla That Can Dig It.
* In Twiba Eats Pen Gwyns, Twiba follows Lennis Ball through to The Himalayas and eats a lot of Pen Gwyns. However, they leave her behind in there, with only Smely Yeti for company.
* In Twiba's Cooing Sgow, Twiba summons Lennis Ball to be a guest on Twiba's Cooing Sgow. She shows Lennis how to prepare world-renowned Scobie Cubes, which is easy as Pi, despite Twiba's messy, convoluted cooking instructions. Twiba commands the other Dig-Its to tie up Lennis after being told of her intricate directions. Unfortunately for Twiba, Lennis' godly powers awaken, as Lennis flies away from her.
* In Piggy Love, Twiba and Peppa Pig meet up together at the Piggy Land park, where they go on the swings, and kiss eachother. Peppa invites Twiba to Peppa's place, in which she lets her sleep on the bottom bunk, where George used to sleep until he was snatched up. They suggest on having a child one day, who will eventually become a big baby. They imagine the Pig Butt Worm before they fall asleep.
* In The Disrespectoids Steal All The Food, Twiba does not appear, but is mentioned. The Disrespectoids sneak into her cooking show and steal some of her Scobie Cubes, before her guards, The Gwelf, My Dog and The Bnuggiel capture the Disrespectoids and send them to Lennis Ball Jail.
* In The Weird Alien Things, Twiba is shown hopping away from four of The Boohbahs, and eventually falls underneath them.
* In Rig and Billy Go Out For Dinner, Twiba does not make a physical apperance, but is mentioned by Billy the Bag, who wants to try her cooking recipe for Mayo Burgers.
* In The Boom Boom Dance Part 1, Twiba is the teacher of a class in The Boom Boom Dance Man's college, where she teaches about the anatomy of a Dig-It, by eventually singing Do They Dig It to the class alongside Twimba and Twomba.
* In The Boom Boom Dance Part 2, Twiba is mentioned by Lennis Ball, for being the cause of a complication revolving around her.
* In Adventures in the Hedge Maze, Twiba and some others go through the hedge maze alongside Dipsee. She also states the episode-concluding line "OMG", once realising how Twomba managed to complete the hedge maze alone after disconnecting from the other Dig-Its.

## Criminal History

* Twiba is the founder and director of the cooking show Twiba's Cooing Sgow, which has done many illegal, downright nasty things on air. These include:
	+ Animal cruelty about a dozen times, involving including *live* chickens as part of a meal if the recipe requests the use of chicken food.
	+ Force-feeding the disgusting, sloppy food to random people on the show, even if they are heavily resisting.
	+ Producing a warcrime in the form of a meal, somehow.
* She and the other Dig-Its are currently wanted for several warcrimes in Bosnia.
* They have also been responsible for working together to steal items from many museums, such as ancient shovels and treasure chests, as Dig-It supplies. They got away with this scot-free.
	+ They have also been responsible for numerous acts of piracy, while also getting away scot-free.

## Songs

Twiba has sung songs to several individuals during esoteric rituals, most of the time accompanied by Twimba and Twomba, her intentions being for her guiltless victims to suffer extensive amounts of mental derangements, concealed unknowingly as being 'provided with light entertainment', even during ensembles. These songs indoctrinate victims into believing the cruel, spurious lies and beliefs of the Dig-Its and how worms are supreme. These schemes may not always ensue as intended, unfortunately for her.

Twiba has sung the following songs in order of appearance:

* Do They Dig It (with Lennis Ball, Frankis Ball, Twimba and Twomba)
* Worm Surprises (with Twimba and Twomba)
* Twiba's Calypso (with Twimba and Twomba)
* Got New Friends To Meet (with Twimba, Twomba and Small)
* Before We Die (with a majority of the cast)
* Worms Rule (with Twimba and Twomba)

## Quotes

* "The W is for wonderful, the O stands for "oh my", R is for "r nan", the M means "my nan", but the S stands for "snake with fat bellies"!"
* ***"HELLO DEERYS!"*** - Do They Dig It?
* "WHAAAAAAAA???????"
* "Just glad to be on top of you, love." - Piggy Love
* "Do they dig it? They do-o!" - Do They Dig It?
* "Give me a kiss, eh Peppa love?" - Piggy Love
* "Oh ho ho!" - The (A) Letter that was (had been) Given
* "Dearie me!" - The Weird Alien Things
* "Alright, fine. But if someone would please tell me what is the prize?" - Botan Racing
* "Don't you know... winning isn't everything... the prize is everything!" - Botan Racing
* "I'm a worm, and worms can dig it!" - The Spectacular Lennis Ball Beach Episode

## Trivia

* It would take a whopping 928 eggs to store in Twiba's bumhole.
	+ Twiba is the best at this kind of act, as mentioned in The (A) Letter that was (had been) Given.
* Twiba, alongside her slaves, or as she likes to refer as partners, Twimba and Twomba, are the first villains to appear on the show, debuting in Lennis Ball Comes To Town.
	+ They are also the only villains to appear in said episode.
* Twiba's favourite food is pen gwyns, as shown in the episode Twiba Eats Pen Gwyns.
* It is possible that Twiba wrote EVERY EVIL SONG EVER MADE!!!!
* Twiba at one point in her life was referred to as "Dig-It 1", and sometimes alternatively spelt "Tweeber".
* She and the other Dig-Its are secretly good mates with Bummis Ball. They were not impressed when he disconnected from the chat.
* Twiba is the founder of the Dig-It Dosh currency.
* She, alongside Twimba and Twomba are the focal point of the controversial "Beat up the Dig-Its!" game.
* Twiba and the rest of The Dig-Its have occupied many areas of the universe, such as the Lennis Ball Planet Tree, and the Dig-It Dungeon.
* She sometimes digs up the road.
* Twiba is prominent in Egyptian history as evident by some ancient, obscure Hieroglyphics.
* Her weakness is nothing.
* Every Christmas, Twiba, going by the alias "Santa Claus" travels around galaxies and delivers presents while yelling her signature catchphrase, "***OH HO HO!***".
* Twiba was going to debut in Do They Dig It?, and not the first episode. It was scrapped.
* Twiba has an undercover base in Dig-It Land, which she uses to spy on other areas of the Lennis Galaxy and collect information about them.
* She was responsible for defecating all over the zookeepers and elephants at the local Lennis Ball Zoo.
* Twiba is the co-founder of Buses 2 Def, a company which invests in the manufacturing of Crazy Buses, which are used to harm the show's heroes.
	+ Thousands of other Dig-Its that resemble her own slaves work as the manufacturers of the product.
* She has been known to move in a graceful, hypnotic fashion.
* The letter A always refers to her.
* Twiba won the Blocks v Blocks relay race before anybody even stepped in the stadium, by falling onto the button from the sky and quickly running away. Nobody possibly could have expected that result!
* Twiba's bucket list includes marrying Peppa.
* Some star guy stole her spectacular catchphrase, "Oh ho ho". Despicable!

**Big & Small**