My Balls (alt rock cover)

A rock remix of their first ever song, “My Balls”.

## (Lyrics)

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]

Baby girl, you left me

Oh no! We broke up

It's been a while since we last spoke, but

I need another chance

Can you give me that?

'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back

[Pre-Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]

I wanna be your man again

But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston

And I know you said you'd never call

But girl, you ain't seen my balls

[Chorus 1: Benetar]

(Balls.) You ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls

(Balls.) You ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls

(Balls.) You ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls

(Balls.) You ain't seen my balls

Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert & *Benetar*]

My balls are so awesome

Don't get me started

They're so damn big

*(How big are they?)*

They're so big. It's really obnoxious

It's like two Ewoks chillin' in my boxers

They're so big. I can't hold 'em back

Even Cartman's like, "Man those are fat."

They're so big; they're run over your feet

That's why when they back up you hear a beep, beep

And how can I be subtle

When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?

And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me

That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy?

In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll

Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel

I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back

'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act

[Chorus 1: Benetar]

(Balls.) You ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls

(Balls.) You ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls

(Balls.) You ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls

(Balls.) You ain't seen my balls

Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert & **DeeJay**]

My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin'

But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean

And when the sun's right, it might cause

A total solar eclipse of **(my balls.)**

'Cause these things are where it's happenin'

And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again

Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?

No, excuse me I'm on the chorus

And I

I got what you need

And you'd said you'll never call

But girl you ain't seen these balls

[Pre-Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]

I wanna be your man again

But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston

And I know you said you'd never call

But girl, you ain't seen my balls

[Bridge: Puff Puff Humbert]

You ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls

You really need to see these balls

[Chorus 2: Puff Puff Humbert & *Benetar*]

*(Balls.) You ain't seen my balls.* (You ain't seen my balls.)

*You ain't seen my balls.* (You ain't seen my balls.) *(Balls.)*

*You ain't seen my balls.* (You ain't seen my balls.)

*You ain't seen my balls*

*(Balls.)* You ain't seen my balls. *(You ain't seen my balls.)*

You ain't seen my balls. *(You ain't seen my balls.)*

*(Balls.)* You ain't seen my balls. *(You ain't seen my balls.)*

[Outro: Benetar]

No you ain't seen these balls

## Credits

Ray William Johnson (Vocal role)

Jesse Cale (Vocal role)

Rafael Serrano (Mixing)

Chris Ahren (Guitar role)

Glasgow Phillips (Executive Producer role)