Voice Witch

The Voice Witch, getting ready to clean up her porch.

**Belinda Nightshade (a.k.a. The Voice Witch)** is a character introduced in The Horrible Voice Witch. She was born in a little-known covenstead in downtown Seattle, but has spent most of her life in a town in Texas so ass-backwards that the writers of this wiki refuse to name it. She's also the subject of the mysterious "Night of a Thousand Curses," in which she cussed out the entire community as they attempted to burn her due to her voice being conceived as scary (which apparently was enough justification for them to attempt to murder someone. Seriously, there's a reason we don't want to name this god-forsaken town).

## Appearance

She is a goat with black fur, grey horns and white hair. She typically dresses in a purple robe and witch's hat, mostly to show people that she has a sense of humor when it comes to her practicing witchcraft. She also wears a pentagram necklace to show her faith. She is sometimes shown with a broom in her hands; many assume it's to fly around at night and terrorize everyone, but given there's literally been no sightings of her flying in a crowded town, it can be theorized that she's only ever swept her back porch with it.

## Early Life

Belinda was born in a coven in Seattle, but due to financial circumstances her family had to move to a town in Texas that was very affordable, but also very conservative. In fact, for the longest time they had to hide the fact that they practiced witchcraft, under fear that their Christian neighbors would find out that other religions and practices exist.

She was homeschooled by her parents, where she learned valuable life lessons, such as kindness, caring, and not putting up with people's bullshit. When she became an adult, she moved out into her own house, where she tried to fit in with the locals. However, her voice was seen as too terrifying for them to handle, which was enough for them to proceed to mock and reject her. So she decided to flaunt the fact that she practiced witchcraft, since there was no use hiding who she was if she was being harassed for something as petty as her voice.

This lead to further rumors that she kidnapped and ate children, and that she flew on her broom at night to terrorize the town. When hearing of this, she asked some people "What, are your ideas of witchcraft exclusive to what to read in silly books and watch on TV?" When the response was a resounding "Yeah, of course!", she's said to have stood there for a solid hour before going back into her house and refusing to leave until those damn kids stopped burning bags of feces on her porch that she just cleaned up from the last time.

## The Night of a Thousand Curses

On November 1st, 20XX, a large group of "concerned Christians who practice love and peace" kidnapped and tied Belinda to a stake. When she asked why they were doing this, the kidnappers said that she was found guilty of "having the most horrific voice we've ever heard." They then attempted to burn her at the stake, because they really do get all their ideas from bad TV.

What followed has been described as "The filthiest, most cursed curse to have ever been spoken." In other words, she cussed them out for attempting to murder her. In fact, she cussed them out so hard, that no one actually knows how that night concluded. Some say that they can still hear her calling her assailants "closed-minded shitfucks stuck so far up their own ass that they have become their own ass". Of course, a logical conclusion would be that she's actually alive, and just cussing at the locals to get them off her goddamn porch. But the locals are convinced she's a vengeful ghost now, because that somehow fits in with their Christian beliefs. Seriously, you don't want to know what this trash heap of a town is called.

## Trivia

* Belinda is a Wiccan, and practices nature worship.
* She has a cat named Ms. Whiskers. Somehow the locals believe this is a veiled Satanic reference, because they can't tell the difference between Satanism and a Wiccan having an adorable kitty.