Quotes and Sayings 1.5 (Messages from Shuzo's Official Website 2)

## **【It's Here! For You Part 1】**

**Original (Japanese)**

キタッ

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Kita~*

**Translation (English)**

It's here!

## **【It's Here! For You Part 2】**

**Original (Japanese)**

（ものすごく風が強い）

ここは宗谷岬だ！

日本で最北、日本で一番北にある場所にきたよ！

ここはどこだ？　日本で一番北にあるトイレだよ！

最もいまキテる！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*(Monosugoku kaze ga tsuyoi)*

*Koko wa Souyamisakida!*

*Nihon de saihoku, Nihon de ichiban kita ni aru basho ni kita yo!*

*Koko wa dokoda? Nihon de ichiban kita ni aru toireda yo!*

*Mottomo ima kiteru!*

**Translation (English)**

(It's very windy)

This is Cape Soya!

We're in the northernmost part of Japan, the northernmost place in Japan!

Where are we? It's the northernmost toilet in Japan!

It's the hottest thing right now!

## **【For Those of You Who Have Had a lot of Things Go Wrong in Your Life】**

**Original (Japanese)**

なんで俺ばっかりこんな目に合わなきゃいけないと思ってんじゃねーすか？

なんでついてねえって思ってんじゃねーすか？

僕は、今利尻にいます。　北海道北です。

本当だったら昨日朝に着くんだったんだぞ！

飛行機真上、飛行機30分クルクル回った！

視界不良、千歳に戻ったよ！

そっから8時間バスで稚内だ。今朝だよ着いたのは！フェリーで…。

あ、ツイてないと思っただろ！

違う！　人生うまくいかないことばかりだ！

そんな時はな、自然に委ねてごらん。

俺は、利尻の海に委ねるさ！　ありがとう。

○×△・・・

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Nande ore bakkari kon'na-me ni awanakya ikenai to omotte nja ne e suka?*

*Nande tsuitene e tte omotte nja ne e suka?*

*Boku wa, ima Rishiri ni imasu. Hokkaidou kitadesu.*

*Hontoudattara kinou asa ni tsuku ndatta nda zo!*

*Hikouki maue, hikouki sanju-bu kurukuru mawatta!*

*Shikai furyou, Chitose ni modotta yo!*

*Sokkara hachi-jikan basu de Wakkanaida. Kesada yo tsuita no wa! Ferii de….*

*A, tsui tenai to omottadaro! Chigau! Jinsei umaku ikanai koto bakarida! Son'na Shin Hana, shizen ni yudanete goran. Ore wa, Rishiri no umi ni yudaneru-sa! Arigatou.*

○×△・・・

**Translation (English)**

Why do you think I'm the only one who has to go through this?

You're probably wondering why you're not lucky, aren't you?

I'm in Rishiri, in the north of Hokkaido.

If that were true, we would have arrived yesterday morning!

An airplane overhead, it spun around for half an hour!

With bad visibility, I'm back a thousand years!

Then it was an eight-hour bus ride to Wakkanai. I arrived this morning! By ferry...

Oh, you thought it was your lucky day!

You're wrong! Everything that can go wrong in life does!

When that happens, just let nature take its course.

I'll leave it to the Rishiri sea! Thank you.

○×△・・・

## **【For Those of You Who Can't Sleep】**

**Original (Japanese)**

寝れないのか！？

俺ね寝ちゃうよすぐにね（？）

なぜなら…　寝るときも一生懸命だから。

一つのところに命掛けて見ろお前！

練りたいの？　わかったよ　教えちゃうよ。

僕はいつも昔からそうでした。

好きな人のことを思い出してごらん？

一生懸命思い出してごらん！

初恋の人は、大橋明美って言いました　エヘ。ッ

俺結婚しちゃったからな　えみこ…。

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Ne renai no ka!?*

*Ore ne ne chau yo sugu ni ne ( ? )*

*Nazenara… Neru toki mo isshōkenmeidakara.*

*Hitotsu no tokoro ni inochi kakete miro omae!*

*Neritai no? Wakatta yo Oshie chau yo.*

*Boku wa itsumo mukashikara-soudeshita.*

*Sukinahito no koto o omoidashite goran?*

*Isshoukenmei omoidashite goran!*

*Hatsukoi no hito wa, Oohashi Akemi tte iimashita ehe.*

*Ore kekkon shi chattakara na Emiko…*

**Translation (English)**

You can't sleep?!

I'm going to sleep soon (?)

Because...I work hard, even when I sleep.

Hang your life in one place, you!

You want to gloss it? Okay, I'll tell you.

I've always been like that.

Think about the people you love, right?

Try your best to remember!

My first love was called Akemi Ohashi. Ehe.

Well, I'm married now. Emiko...

## **【For Those of You Who Want to Wake Up with Energy in the Morning】**

**Original (Japanese)**

朝だあ～さだ～よ　修造がのぼ～る♪　おはようございます。

カァッーと元気に行きましょうね。起きたきゃ起こすよいくよ？

元気！　明るく！　楽しく！　この三つだ～

行ってみよう　元気！　明るく！　楽しく！

起きてねー　ありがとう！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Asada a~sada~yo Shuuzou ga nobo~ru♪ Ohayougozaimasu.*

*Ka~a~ to genki ni ikimashou ne. Okitakya okosu yo iku yo?*

*Genki! Akaruku! Tanoshiku! Kono mittsuda~*

*Itte miyou Genki! Akaruku! Tanoshiku!*

*Okite ne e Arigatou!*

**Translation (English)**

It's morning~ ning~ Shuzo rise~s♪ Good morning.

Let's go with a bang. I can wake you up if you want?

Energy! Becoming bright! Having fun! Those are the three things.

## **【For Those of You Who Want to See with Your Mind's Eye】**

**Original (Japanese)**

人生で悩んでねーか？　不安で一般なんじゃねーか？

感じてごらん？　舟はなあ…人生の生き方と一緒なんだよ。

今なんにも動いてないように感じるでしょ？

自然の風が…　すごいスピードで今動かしてくれてる。

見方だよ。

感じること、見て感じちゃだめなんだよ。心で感じる。

さぁ、これからの人生、心で見ていこう…。

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Jinsei de nayande ne e ka? Fuande ippan'na nja ne e ka?*

*Kanjite goran? Fune wa naa… Jinsei no ikikata to isshona nda yo.*

*Ima nan'nimo ugoi tenai you ni kanjirudesho?*

*Shizen no kaze ga… Sugoi supiido de ima ugokashite kure teru.*

*Mikata dayo.*

*Kanjiru koto, mite kanjicha damena nda yo. Kokoro de kanjiru.*

*Sa~a, korekara no jinsei, kokoro de mite ikou...*

**Translation (English)**

You're worried about your life, aren't you? Are you anxious in general?

Can you feel it? A boat... is just like a way of life.

Feels like nothing is moving right now, right?

The natural wind... is moving me now at a great speed.

It's a way of looking at it.

Feel, don't just see and feel. Feel with your heart.

Come on, let's see what the future holds in our minds...

## **【For Those You Who Want Sobaone to be There for You】**

**Original (Japanese)**

そば畑って、いいだろ。

寂しいのか？

僕は、いつも君のそばにいるよ。

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Soba hata tte, iidaro.*

*Sabishī no ka?*

*Boku wa, itsumo kiminosobaniiru yo.*

**Translation (English)**

A buckwheat field, it's nice.

Are you lonely?

I'll always be there for you.

## **【For Those of You Who Can't Follow the Rules】**

**Original (Japanese)**

ルール守ってるか？　注意守ってるか？

しっかり聞けよ人の話を！

馬だってルール守ってるじゃねーか注意聞いてんじゃねかよ！

（謎ポーズ）

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Ruuru mamotteru ka? Chuui mamotteru ka?*

*Shikkari kikeyo hito no hanashi o!*

*Uma datte ruuru mamotteruja ne e ka chuui kii tenja ne ka yo!*

*(Nazo poozu)*

**Translation (English)**

Are you following the rules? Are you paying attention?

Listen to what I'm saying!

Even the horses are following the rules, and they're listening!

(Mysterious pose)

## **【For Those of You Who Want to Feel the Thrill】**

**Original (Japanese)**

（終始無音）

**Hepburn Romanization**

*(Shuushi muon)*

**Translation (English)**

(Silence throughout)

## **【For Those of You Who Don't Want to be Spoken To】**

**Original (Japanese)**

話しかけんじゃねーよ！

フフ、ハハハ・・・（スタッフと思われる人の声）

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Hanashikakenja ne e yo!*

*Fufu, hahaha (Sutaffu to omowa reru hito no koe)*

**Translation (English)**

Don't talk to me!

Fufu, hahaha (Voice of a person who appears to be a staff member)

## **【Banzai! For You】**

**Original (Japanese)**

万歳。

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Banzai.*

**Translation (English)**

Hurrah.

## **【Ace your Mental Environment! For You】**

**Original (Japanese)**

環境だよ。この星にスポーツ。

敵は前だけではなく、空にもいるんだぜ。

考えようよ環境を。

何故スポーツができてるのかわかってるか？　そうだ。

しっかりパスはうちわけてこうよ。決めよう分別ショット。

ジャッジも環境もクリーンに。自分の心の声を聞いてくぞ！

立つ鳥跡を濁さず。そうだ。

心の環境にエースをねらえ！

心に狙ってこう、環境に狙ってこう。

パーン（スマッシュ）

お、きた！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Kankyouda yo. Kono hoshi ni supootsu.*

*Teki wa mae dakede wa naku, sora ni mo iru nda ze.*

*Kangaeyou yo kankyou o.*

*Naze supootsu ga deki teru no ka wakatteru ka? Souda.*

*Shikkari pasu wa uchiwa ke tekou yo. Kimeyou bunbetsu shotto.*

*Jajji mo kankyou mo kurīn ni. Jibun no kokoro no koe o kiite ku zo!*

*Tatsutoriatowonigosazu. Souda.*

*Kokoro no kankyou ni ēsu o nerae!*

*Kokoro ni neratte kou, kankyou ni neratte kou.*

*Paan (Sumasshu)*

*O, kita!*

**Translation (English)**

It's the enviroment. Sports on this planet.

The enemy isn't just in front of us, they're in the sky too.

Think about the environment.

Do you know why we have sports? Yes, I do.

Let's make sure we split the passes. Let's make a sensible shot.

Judges and the environment are clean. I'm going to listen to my heart!

It’s an ill bird that fouls its own nest. That's right.

Ace your mental environment!

Let's aim for the mind, let's aim for the environment.

Pan! (Smash!)

Oh, there it is!

## **【For Those of You Who Want to Watch in Silence】**

**Original (Japanese)**

（終始無音）橋？の上に横たわる修造

**Hepburn Romanization**

*(Shuushi muon) Hashi? no ue ni yokotawaru Shuuzou*

**Translation (English)**

(Silence throughout) Shuzo lying on a bridge?

## **【For Those of You Who Want to Change Everything】**

**Original (Japanese)**

来たよ本来たよ

（周りを1周する）

本気になりたいんだろー？

俺は本気だよ。

何故なら、本気になればすべてが変わってくんだから。

僕は本気になりたい時にじつは使ってます…。

論理的なこと方法論が全て書いてあるんです。

お陰さまで増刷3番ということで、

より自分も本気になる。よし70のヒント参考にするぞ。

本！気！(要するに本の宣伝)

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Kita yo honraita yo*

*(Mawari o ichi-shuu suru)*

*Honki ni naritai ndaro o?*

*Ore wa honkida yo.*

*Nazenara, honki ni nareba subete ga kawatte kundakara.*

*Boku wa honki ni naritai toki ni jitsuha tsukattemasu…*

*Ronri-tekina koto houhou-ron ga subete kaite aru ndesu.*

*Okagesama de zousatsu san-ban to iu koto de,*

*yori jibun mo honki ni naru. Yoshi nana-juu no hinto sankou ni suru zo.*

*Hon! Ki! (Yousuruni hon no senden)*

**Translation (English)**

It's here, the book's here.

(One lap around)

You want to get serious, don't you?

I'm serious.

Because when you're serious, everything changes.

I actually use it when I want to get serious...

It's all about logic and methodology.

Thanks to your help, we're now at printing number three.

I'm getting more serious myself. Right, I'll refer to the 70 tips.

Serious! Ness! (In short, a book promotion)

## **【Four Blades For You】**

**Original (Japanese)**

ウィーン（髭剃り器の音）

4枚刃！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*U~iin (Higesoriki no oto)*

*Yon-maiba!*

**Translation (English)**

Uieen (Sound of Shaving Machine)

Four blades!

## **【For Those of You Who Want to be Wrong】**

**Original (Japanese)**

（スタッフのやりとり）

わかるか、勘違いするだろ。

それなんだよ言葉の力だよ！

勘違いしてみろ！　君はいい！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*(Sutaffu no yaritori)*

*Wakaru ka, kanchigai surudaro.*

*Sorena nda yo kotoba no chikarada yo!*

*Kanchigai shite miro! Kimi wa ii!*

**Translation (English)**

(Staff exchanging)

You know, you'd be wrong.

That's it, the power of words!

Go ahead, try to get it wrong! You're good!

## **【For Those of You Who Want to Increase the Volume】**

**Original (Japanese)**

※声が小さいのでボリューム最大推奨

（ジェスチャー）

何ボリューム上げてんだ今！

だからお前は！・・・

**Hepburn Romanization**

*※Koe ga chiisainode boryuumu saidai suishou*

*(Jesuchaa)*

*Nan boryuumu agete nda ima!*

*Dakara omae wa!...*

**Translation (English)**

\*Maximum volume recommended due to low voice

(Gesture)

What's up with the volume?!

That's why you!...

## **【Orange For You】**

**Original (Japanese)**

(電話ボックスから出てきて、こっちに来ておじさんと話す)

オレンジは、人を熱くするんだよ。

おめでとう！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*(Denwa bokkusu kara dete kite, kotchi ni kite ojisan to hanasu)*

*Orenji wa, hito o atsuku suru nda yo.*

*Omedetou!*

**Translation (English)**

(Comes out of the phone box, comes over and talk to an old man)

Orange makes people more confident.

Congrats!

## **【For Those of You Who Don't Know When to Give Up】**

**Original (Japanese)**

詰めが甘いっていっただろお前には！

最後の詰めだぞ最後の！

どうしてそこを詰め詰め詰め！

最後はいつもグランプリファイナル！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Tsumegaamai tte ittadaro omaeni wa!*

*Saigo no tsumeda zo saigo no!*

*Doushite soko o tsume-dzume-dzume!*

*Saigo wa itsumo guranpurifainaru!*

**Translation (English)**

I told you, you don't know when to give up!

It's the last stop, the last stop!

Why are you continuing, continuing, continuing?!

It always ends up being the Grand Prix Final!

## **【For Those of You Who Want to Live Tenaciously】**

**Original (Japanese)**

何さっぱりしてんだよ。

もっと粘っこく生きろよお前！

ちょっと見てみろ！　この土を。

抜けちゃうんだぞほら。何かっていうとレンコンだよ

このレンコンは、この粘土の土の長で粘っこく生きるから強くなるんだよ

粘っこくなれ！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Nani sappari shite nda yo.*

*Motto nebakkoku ikiro yo omae!*

*Chotto mite miro! Kono tsuchi o.*

*Nuke chau nda zo hora. Nanika tte iu to renkonda yo*

*Kono renkon wa, kono nendo no tsuchi no chō de nebakkoku ikirukara tsuyoku naru nda yo*

*Nebakkoku nare!*

**Translation (English)**

Why are you feeling refreshed?

You've got to be more persistent, you know that?!

Look at this! This soil.

It's going to come loose, see. What's this? It's a lotus root.

This lotus root grows strong because it lives tenaciously in this clay soil length.

Be tenacious!

WIP