So Many Spheres

*This episode is about chapters 21 to 23 of Star Wars: Battlefront: Twilight Company.*

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## Episode 136

### Director

Rogue Seven

**If they were a** :  Way...

== **A Star Wars Question**: ==
So the Snyder Cut is happening...

**Highlights:**
\* Harrassing creators is bad, even when it results in good content.
\* The Snyder Cut may turn a train wreck into a car wreck
\* The podron hasn't been invited to the convention they weren't planning on attending and will probably be cancelled, and DANNY'S GOT TO SAY
\* Meg thinks the differences between the special edition and original release were "SMALL".
\* Danny was screaming "Hashtag Reanimate Jabba!" on the playground in 1996
\* Yes we are alienated, but for valid reasons.
\* 10:30 Bad First Date Podron
\* Fight Club Dudebros = The Jedi Are The Villains Fanboys
\* 13:40 It's too late for you.
\* Most of us would swipe right on "A big alien with four arms and a demon's head" TBH
\* 22:00 "Planet En Chorallle"
\* 23:50 Timeline Math Death Spiral
\* The BBY/ABY time conceit is due to Before/After Luke Jesus Christ Skywalker being too long of an acronym
\* Shame on Ash for equating Podracer and Mariokart!
\* Namir has big Zuko energy
\* 32:50 Saf daydreams about Namir's accent
\* There are two Kathy Bates, one is an academy award winning actress and one is a coworker of Danny
\* Next ride at Galaxy's Edge, The Exogorth Tunnel of Love. Haunted Mansion style ghosts of ESB era Carrie Fisher or Harrison Ford are riding with you!
\* This book confirms Mandalorians are cowboys
\* Bootspur Fett
\* 41:00 Danny and Ash develop the Smaller Spur Boba Fett theory.
\* Unknown to the podron, Galaxy's Edge stands on the ground where Frontierland once stood, so the land has cowboy roots!
\* It's much more frowned upon now to bite people without consent
\* 48:00 Kids Lesson from Danny
\* Gadran has more instagram followers than half the Rebellion
\* 50:30 Inspirational Gadran
\* #Gadspiration has been trending since 3 ABY

57:45
Dramatic Reading: Chapter number 23 (Namir is Ash, Nimanov is Saf, Gadran is Danny, Brand is Saf, Twitch is Danny, Charmer is Meg, Narrator is Meg)

* [Rogue\_Leader Meg] WILL NOT allow Star Wars Kinect Galactic Dance Off to be besmirched in her presence!
\* Tom watched 7 Galactic Dance Off videos and still could not find the one that does the Yub Nub, so here is stock footage of a dancing Ewok
yubnub.gif

* There are in fact makeup tutorials that are done on helmets!
\* "Picture a block of cheese in your mind..."
\* "Channel the smell of a French cheese..."

**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**
What is Darth Vader's Tiktok like?

===**Glistener Responses:**===
\*TomtheFanboy-- Force gesture meme using the duet feature.
\*Ben Wahrman-- Pop song dance routines with inquisitors and stormtroopers.
\*Brian-- Make Up Tutorials, but he's just puting the makeup on his mask.
\*Dillon-- Like the Rogue One hallway scene, but synched to Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do".
(closest option available at time of publication:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8-FDgg5DeI)
\*Yubsie-- Natalie Portman Vader makes an extensive :inkedIn post about the finer points of choking as a legitimate management style.
\*Abby-- A bunch of those "I just did a bad thing" memes but with the "good thing" sound effect over all the corpses
\*Raising Fangirls-- Carol Baskin Dance

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**
Dillon (from Danny and Meg)

===**This Week's Glistener More-Of-A-Request-Than-A-Question:** Please validate us.===
Saf: Everyone has to accept compliments SINCERELY.