All Soups, No Coffee (S3E15)

All Soups, No Coffee is the fifteenth episode of the third season of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It aired on August 3, 2021.

## Synopsis

To get to Harry's surprise that he's prepared, they have to take the Floo to The Leaky Cauldron via The Three Broomsticks. Lily goes first. Rosie accidentally says "The Leaky Cauldron of Doom." Olive follows Rosie. Masie follows Rosie and Olive. Clem follows Lily. Barney follows Rosie and the rest. Alex follows Lily and Clem but stumbles on the word "cauldron." Rosie, Olive, and Masie discover an engraved cupboard and hear some scuttling. Barney arrives. Harry arrives. They tell him about the sounds. Harry casts Revelio and the spell reveals a weasel-iguana creature that can turn invisible. Olive recognizes it as the same kind of creature she saw at the party where she met Colin Moot as a child. Olive panics. They take the Floo to the Leaky Cauldron, Masie going last, having a conversation with Harry before traveling. Harry tells her that one of Lily's favorite things during the summer was reading Masie's letters. Masie tries to cast Stupefy on the creature but fails and then goes to the Leaky Cauldron. Meanwhile, Clem arrives at the Leaky Cauldron and explains to Lily what happened. They peruse the menu. Alex arrives. Rosie arrives and tells them about the creature. Clem remembers that this creature is somewhat dangerous and is from Uruguay. Rosie wonders if she can make a potion from it and wonders if it's milkable. Olive arrives, in shock and a bit hypervigilant. Barney arrives. Clem explains to Rosie how almond milk is made (almonds don't have tiny udders). Harry arrives and then Masie. Then Harry leads them out into the streets of London. Clem asks Harry if they can show the others the metro. They also explain earphones and cars. Harry leads them into a dessert parlour. Waiting for them are Luna and Ron in disguise. Clem requests coffee. Harry limits her to one cup of coffee. Clem orders a cup of coffee and cheesecake. Rosie orders one scoop of each ice cream. Alex orders hot chocolate and pancakes and ice cream with chocolate sauce. Masie orders eton mess. Olive orders a cup of tea. Lily orders butter pecan ice cream. Barney orders hot chocolate and pastry with macaroons. Ron orders coffee. They sit at two tables pushed together. Luna cast a spell so they could talk and use magic without worrying about the Muggles. Harry asks Ron if "she" is coming (probably referring to Hermione). Ron says he doesn't know; she's really busy. Masie asks a lot of questions about the Muggle world. Masie and Olive are a bit overwhelmed. They explain football. Masie gets really overwhelmed after Ron asks her about Quidditch, and she asks Rosie to talk. Rosie starts identifying all the flavors in her bowl. Clem asks Harry and Ron for advice about how to get through bad stuff at school. Alex pitches an every flavour bean to Ron (a singular bean that changes flavors randomly). Alex asks Luna if unicorns would be angry about his wand. Alex then rushes to the bathroom. Ron shares some of his school experiences. Alex returns and immediately pitches a lollipop that changes flavor with every lick (called "allipop" because it has ALL the flavors). Rosie asks Ron if he has ever combined food and potions. Alex asks if they could not travel by Floo because it reminds him of when Clifford burnt the auror. But Harry says it's the only option. SWOFF shares about their tough school experiences and personal traumas. Clem explains that desserts won't fix their problems; they just want to know that they're going to be safe. Harry tells them he can't promise that they'll never get hurt. He says he knows it's hard but it gets better. As Harry gets Rosie her last biscuit, Hermione arrives. Rosie asks her if combining food and potions is illegal.

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Wacksteven - Headmaster of Doom
* Helloitskolo - Masie Skyler
* LuxieGames - Rosalina Earthcloud
* Mirggles - Clementine Goosanders
* Negaoryx - Olive Everglade
* Zcotticus - Alexander Pippin

## Characters

* Harry Potter
* Masie Skyler
* Rosalina Earthcloud
* Clementine Goosanders
* Olive Everglade
* Alexander Pippin
* Lily Luna Potter
* Barney Dogwood
* Weasel-Iguana in The Leaky Cauldron of Doom
* Colin Moot (mentioned)
* Luna Scamander
* Ron Weasley
* Headmistress McGonagall (mentioned)
* Clifford (mentioned)
* Auror Lucretia Sparks (mentioned)
* Clove Pinescrew (mentioned)
* Sydney Skyler (mentioned)
* Philip Earthcloud (mentioned)
* Floyd Earthcloud (mentioned)
* Hermione Granger

## Trait Changes

* Masie: None
* Rosalina: None
* Clementine: None
* Olive: Aggressive to Aloof
* Alexander: None

## Relationships

* Masie: -1 Rosalina
* Rosalina: +1 Olive
* Clementine: -1 Masie
* Olive: +1 Masie
* Alexander: -1 Masie

## House Points

### Players

* Masie: +10 points, rolled 10
* Rosalina: +10 points, rolled 13
* Clementine: +5 points, rolled 9
* Olive: +10 points, rolled 10
* Alexander: +10 points, rolled 11
* Cornelia: -5 points, rolled 5
* Lilian: +5 points, rolled 9

### Total

* Gryffindor: 245
* Hufflepuff: 120
* Ravenclaw: 165
* Slytherin: 145

\*Note: House Points for The Good Ole Days (S3E14) were rolled and added in this episode in addition to this episode's House Points rolls.

## Downtime Moves

* Masie: Social Activities (Heart), 10 (success)
* Rosalina: Clubs (Soul), 5 (fail), failed to join the Debate Club, wanted to join the debate team
* Clementine: Studying (Mind), 9 (partial success)
* Olive: Social Activities (Heart), 6 (fail)
* Alexander: Spellcasting (Magic), 11 (success)