Chapter 1

"**One fatto called lebroooooooooooooooooon was yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeting an abominanationaL child called Will Jill and ate them kids."**

- The first sentence in Wordy history

## Data

### Characters

lebroooooooooooooooooon
Will Jill
Your\_Mum
Potatoes Karen Mother
Karen
lebroooooooooooooooooon's security guard
Karen James
 Karen Bobby
 Karen Ate
Coconut Karen
Sussy Karen
Karen Noob

### Locations

The Basketball Court

lebroooooooooooooooooon and the Homies is the first chapter of Wordy: The Rise Of The Karens, the first chapter of the original Wordy series and the first chapter of Wordy ever

## Story

### Original Text

One fatto called lebroooooooooooooooooon was yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeting an abominanationaL child called Will Jill and ate them kids. Unfortunately they lived in Potato nuggets village claimed by your mum they died from potato nugget transplants in their fingers. lebroooooooooooooooon yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeted their corpses and touched their crops the parents of muppets got angrily reviewed by Karen. Naymbar ate pistachio nuts and Karens chomped on goblins’ nuts.

### Wordy But Better

It was a beautiful day, with the sun shining brightly and not a single cloud in sight. lebroooooooooooooooooon was having a fun time playing basketball with his friends, including the peculiarly named Wilbur Jilbur. "You're so good at this," Wilbur exclaimed with admiration. lebroooooooooooooooooon modestly replied with a simple "thanks," before taking a shot at the hoop. "Wow, you can throw things so far!" Wilbur marvelled. "How high could you throw me?" he asked with curiosity.

lebroooooooooooooooooon hesitated for a moment, unsure of what to say. But before he knew it, Billy, another one of his friends, egged him on, "Well just try!" lebroooooooooooooooooon shrugged and picked up Wilbur, tossing him into the air with all his might. The child soared higher and higher until he disappeared into the distance, leaving lebroooooooooooooooooon and his friends in awe.

But their excitement was short-lived, as a piercing scream interrupted their game. "Nooooooo!" the voice cried out, causing lebroooooooooooooooooon to turn around in confusion. It was an older woman, who looked like the typical "Karen," furiously approaching them. "Willbur!" she screeched. lebroooooooooooooooooon felt a pang of guilt as he realised what he had done.

"Who are you?" he asked, trying to defuse the situation. "I am Potatoes Karen Mother," she replied with indignation. "And you just threw my son into the abyss!" lebroooooooooooooooooon could sense the anger radiating off of her, making him feel uneasy. "I would like to speak to your manager!" she demanded, her voice rising with each word.

lebroooooooooooooooooon couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. He couldn't imagine how his manager would be able to help in this scenario. But he knew he had to do something to make it right.

Potatoes Karen Mother's face turned a deep shade of red as lebroooooooooooooooooon continued to chuckle at the absurdity of the situation. "What is so funny?!" she bellowed, her anger escalating with each passing second. "You are exactly like all of those Karen memes online," lebroooooooooooooooooon finally managed to reply, trying to hold back his laughter.

But Potatoes Karen Mother was having none of it. "That's it, I am sick and tired of you treating us Karens like SHI-" she began to say before being interrupted by lebroooooooooooooooooon. "Okay, security, can you get this crazy woman out of here?" he said, trying to diffuse the situation.

Potatoes Karen Mother continued to shout and threaten, but eventually, she was escorted out of the premises. lebroooooooooooooooooon breathed a sigh of relief, glad that the situation was finally over.

As he started to make his way back home, he remembered that he lived in a small village called Potato Nuggets Village. The owner of the village was a mother known as Your Mum, who was well-respected by everyone in the community.

However, the next day, lebroooooooooooooooooon heard that Potatoes Karen Mother had called a meeting among all the Karens in the village. "What do you want, Potatoes Karen Mother?" one of the Karens asked.

"Somebody has yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeted Wilbur," she replied, her voice filled with anger.

"You should speak to their manager," another Karen suggested.

But just then, a tall, muscular woman walked into the room, causing everyone to fall silent. This was Karen Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, the greatest, strongest, and most authoritative Karen in the village. Everyone quivered in fear as she walked towards them, ready to take control of the situation.

### Full, But Short, Explaination

* In this universe when you die you drop a reboot card the first 2 times you die but on the 3rd you don't
* A fatto called lebroooooooooooooooooon accidentally yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeted his biggest fan Wilbur Jilbur (Will Jill for short)
* Wilbur's mum is a Karen called Potatoes Karen Mother who seems to only care for Wilbur for the money
* lebroooooooooooooooooon gets his guard to escort her out his basketball court
* lebroooooooooooooooooon's mum is the leader of Potatoes Nuggets Village, a small town (most likely located in England)
* He wakes up the next day to find out Karens have taken over the world

## Characters

* lebroooooooooooooooooon (Debut)
* WillJill (Debut) (Death #1)
* Your Mum (Debut)
* Potatoes Karen Mother (Debut)
* Karen James (Debut)
* Karen Bobby (Debut)
* Karen Ate (Debut)
* Coconut Karen (Debut)
* Sussy Karen (Debut)
* Karen Noob (Debut)