Pfff Crumpet

**Pfff** is a main character in *The Crumpets* and *Teen Crumpets*. He is voiced by Billy Bob Thompson in English and Léonard Hamet in French. His English voice actor in *Teen Crumpets* is unknown.

Pfff is one of the teenage children of Ma and Pa, and a brother of his 141 siblings including Lil'One and Caprice. He is characterized by his laziness, sleepiness, and unintelligence. Despite this, he has exceptional talent in playing guitars. He is also extremely tall. He is the best friend and guitarist of Marylin in the *Teen Crumpets* episodes.

One of his neighbors, Cassandra McBrisk, adores Pfff. Whether he loves her or not can differ by the episode or moment; he has a strong preference for the Weather Girl during seasons one and two.

## Biography

His appearance is marked by his extremely tall and hunched body, long hair, green headphones, closed eyes, and huge bare feet.

Two of Pfff's attributes are his stupidity and laziness. His brain is abnormally small and is not bigger than his nose. Ma described it as a "mysterious anti-scientific thing that hasn't yet reached maturity." He walks slowly and consequentially doesn't follow his siblings closely or often gets left behind. He doesn't express frustration as much as the other main characters, and can remain calm at some frightening situations.

He has a poor awareness to some problems attributed to him. When the Crumpet kids watch the TV Weather Girl once, he sat on the floor close to the TV, blocking his siblings' view of the TV. He sat on T-Bone, perhaps accidentally, on a chair for 26 seconds (according to runtime), before the dog gets his revenge on him.

Although Cassandra is obsessed with Pfff, he isn't interested to her as much as the Weather Girl during seasons one and two. In one episode, after Cassie brought him to her house, he's quite unresponsive romantically to her advances due to his sleepiness, but he plays his guitar for her. When it's time to depart, he cites his "chores and stuff to do" as his reason. In another episode, when Cassie is disguised as a provocative German girl, she successfully convinces him to prefer her over the Weather Girl because the latter never answered his emails. Interestingly, Cassie once told Caprice that he's "out of touch" and she has to move on to someone else, but persists on establishing a relationship with him in other episodes.

In *Teen Crumpets*, Pfff is now the best friend of singer Marylin and is his guitarist. Despite his unintelligent background, he sometimes makes ideas that other people accept. Like Marylin, Pfff frowns on some activities Caprice and Cassie enjoy, such as being fans of a certain pop duo and working on a theatrical play for Pa's potato festival. He relates more to Cassie like a friend than a stranger, although this doesn't rule out her obsession on him and any potential romantic interactions. He's also no longer shown to be attached to the Weather Girl, who no longer appears as a weather reporter but whose design was reused for other women.

He relates to his cousin Cordless like a friend as they played video games together. Cordless was the one who introduced him the *Maxi Monsters Wars* game. Pfff later went sleepwalking dreaming that he's his playable character in that video game.

## Trivia

* His full name (albeit spelled "Pff") is the name of the show's primary Facebook page.
* He is one of the few characters whose age is given. He is 17 years old according to the TV5Monde description.
* While he doesn't appear in every episode unlike Caprice, he appears in all *Teen Crumpets* episodes like Cassie.
* The pronunciation of his name varies, at least in the English dub. It may be pronounced as a hard F, "Piff", "Puff", "Fuh", or "Pffeuh".
* There is a picture of him taken shortly after his birth. It also reveals that he was born with his hair, but at a shorter length.
* There is an illustrated view of his skeleton in the Pff Crumpet Facebook page.
* He is a fan of the Pussy Dolls group, which Caprice hates. Their break-up left Pfff upset and sheltering inside Ma's tummy hatch.
	+ In *Teen Crumpets*, he and Marylin dislike the brother pop duo Pedro and Rodrigo Fennec because they draw Caprice and Cassie's attention from themselves.
* He once mentioned playing the racing videogame *Gran Turismo 7*.
* There are pictures of young Pfff and Marylin together in *Teen Crumpets*, despite that they barely interacted with each other in seasons one and two and that Caprice met Marylin when they're no younger than teenagers.
* His birthday was celebrated in "Menteur ou guignol".
* According to the rewards of season 3's English dub Kickstarter, there is a paper toy diagram for him. It's probably not available to the public.
* In the Brazilian Portuguese dub, he is voiced by Robson Kumode.
* His name in the Mandarin dub is "小噗" (xiao pu).

## Appearances

(incomplete)

* "Ransoming Dad"
* "Sticks Stink"
* "Crum-Step"
* "**Going Viral**"
* "Croco-Deal"
* "The Courting of Ms McBrisk"
* "Belief Relief"
* "Save Granny"
* "**Gambled Gables**"
* "Booty for Beauty"
* "The Terrible Teens"
* "Acne Dents Happen"
* "Taxidermama"
* "Lil Wrinkly One"
* "Octosquito"
* "Shake It Up"
* "**Dried Water**"
* "**No Pffuture**"
* "My Family's Full of Losers"
* "**Road Stories**"
* "**Granny Strip**"
* "Cheep Shot"
* "Family Secrets"
* "**Murder Everywhere**"
* "Hairifying"
* "Road Stories"
* "Addicted"
* "**Super Pfff**"
* "Greener Pastures"
* "Granny's Twin Sister"
* "Amnesia"
* "Family Be Gone!"
* "A Grave Affair"
* "Ice Lust" (mentioned)
* "Mum's Double"
* "Crumpity Pity"
* "Li'l Wonder"
* "Drive Away"
* "**Prehistoric Crumpets**"
* "**Pong! The Menace!**"
* "The Divorce"
* "**Gentlemanly Modified Organism**"
* "Man Up!"
* "**Inside Li'l One's Brain**"
* "Li'l One All Alone"
* "**Pity The Prize**"
* "Supernawak"
* "Girls on Holiday"
* "**Sound The Alarm**"
* "L'ADN à Pa"
* "The Clip"
* "Meilleure copine"
* "Insectator"
* "Radeau d'ados"
* "Bulles de palme"
* "Auto-graff"
* "Troc de trucs"
* "Le commère-âge"
* "Baby sister"
* "On se correspond"
* "Nez à nez"
* "Rat de marée"
* "Crumperchés"
* "Quasi Cassie"
* "Les sur-vivants"
* "La photo de la honte"
* "Cinématurité"
* "Nom de code"
* "One Man chien"
* "Amenez-zique !"
* "Marilyn Blues"
* "Dans tes dents"
* "Astres-trop-logiques !"
* "Combien on t'aime pas trop"
* "Va te catcher vilain !"
* "L'impffossible choix"
* "Love à faire"
* "La capuche mortelle"
* "Odeurs corp"
* "Enfermés en forêt"
* "Cacher la voiiix"
* "Game lover"
* "Quotient H"
* "50 nuances de Cassie"
* "Rip la guitare"
* "Pudeur et tremblements"
* "L'amour ça sert à rien"
* "Nu comme Hervé"
* "Gentil choléra"
* "Reuh"
* "Un vers de trop"
* "Menteur ou guignol"
* "Meilleure meilleure amie"
* "Solos à 4"
* "Force et honneur"
* "Music-hall thérapie"
* "Tout se vaut, rien ne vaut rien"
* "Les frères platrard"
* "Rendez-vous dans 15 ans"
* "Joyeux Noël..."
* "... et bonne année !"

## References

1. ↑ "Inside Li'l One's Brain"
2. ↑ "Ransoming Dad"
3. ↑ "My Family's Full of Losers"
4. ↑ "Granny Strip"
5. ↑ "Inside Li'l One's Brain"
6. ↑ "Ice Lust"
7. ↑ "The Terrible Teens"
8. ↑ "Croco-Deal"
9. ↑ "Drive Away"
10. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=949138268452702&set=a.205758559457347&type=3&theater