My Life as a Teenage Robot

## Summary

Jenny faces her most challenging adventure ever: a plot to unleash the monstrous Hydra upon the world and discovers that she has a secret legacy and an epic destiny greater than anyone could have imagined.

## Script

Batmutt: I think you to say *your* daddy's Batman.

Dronepocalypse: (chuckles) I don't care about you. You're not remotely important. It's the XJ-9 unit I need.

Dronepocalypse: Come on, now. Don't be afraid. I like robots. I had a robot companion myself once. He was an ill-tempered brute with a ghastly underbite, who caused me endless headaches. He's lost now.

Jenny Wakeman: Is he chipped?

Dronepocalypse: Forget about him. It's all about you. You, my friend, are special. You see, within you lies a key.

Jenny Wakeman: What? I don't have your key. No pockets.

Dronepocalypse: No. You are the key. (Laughs) Join me, Jenny, and I will show you how to harness your destiny and become the most important robot in the world.

Jenny Wakeman: No thanks, bad bot.

Dronepocalypse: Oh, please. They also call me... (Steps out of one of the mirrors) Dronepocalypse.

Jenny Wakeman: Okay, Dronemageddon.

Dronepocalypse: No, I'm not a Dronemageddon. I'm a Dronepocalpyse. With a P.

Jenny Wakeman: Dronemageddon with a P.

(He shakes his head "No" and says spelling it out)

Dronepocalypse: Dronep-p-pocalypse.

Jenny Wakeman: Drone-m-m-mageddon.

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Dronepocalypse: Pocalypse, pocalypse, pocalypse!

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Dronepocalypse: Drat.

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(Cuts to Brad getting out of the van)

Brad Carbunkle: Jenny!

Jenny Wakeman: Brad? How'd you get here?

Brad Carbunkle: No, let me go first. Jenny--

Batmutt: Where did that anachronistic van come from?

Brad Carbunkle: Sheldon brought it, but that's not important.

Batgirl: How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world hidden miles beneath the North Pole?

Brad Carbunkle: I don't know. Why don't you ask Sheldon...

(Sheldon gets out of the van and has a chain)

Terry McGinnis: Who's Sheldon?

Brad Carbunkle: (continued) ...because right now, I need to tell Jenny--

Sheldon Lee: (in Dronepocalypse's voice; laughs) Not me!

(He pushes Brad aside with his foot, grabs Jenny with the chain and puts it around her neck and reveals he is Dronepocalypse in disguise as he aims his weapon at Jenny)

Brad, Terry, Batmutt and Batgirl: Dronepocalypse?!

Dronepocalypse: That's right, and your foolish friend led me straight to you!

(The Mean Machine arrives above the arena)

Brad Carbunkle: Oh, no!

(The flying Rottens come out of the Mean Machine and attack all of the cavemen as they retreat)

Dronepocalylse: If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.

(The Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the last Hydra skull as Dronepocalypse gets on the skull with Jenny as the claw goes up)

Jenny Wakeman: BRAD!!!!

Brad Carbunkle: JENNY!!!

Dronepocalypse: Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.

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Terry McGinnis: Whoa, nice catch! (Sheldon lands in his arms) S'up?

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Dronepocalypse: Ta-ta! See you all in Athens. Oh, no I won't! Because the only way out is with a jet.

Terry McGinnis: Well, good thing we have one!

Dronepocalypse: Oh, do you now? (laughs as he gets on the Mean Machine with the skull and Jenny and the airship flies alway)

Dronepocalypse: Oh, I've waited! I've waited and waited for this very moment!

Dronepocalypse: Yes!

Jenny Wakeman: No!

Jenny Wakeman: No! NO!

Dronepocalypse: I told you, you were the most important robot in the world. Now let me show you why.

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Dronepocalypse: And the slipper fits!