Police

A group of officers attempt to raid the Bogan Household, only to be stopped by one of the homes walls.

### First Appearance:

Part 1

"*Hmm... hmmmm... there was a lot of shooting going on... but I have a gun! Okay, but I wonder who it could be... hmm... hmmm... HMMMM! Grave... drug... feet!... toilet... uhh, chunk of meats... and bacon.*"
—Nathan Fontenot, starting to notice that the Bogans might be a bit fishy, before deciding to do nothing as his shift was ending[src]

The **Police**, more commonly referred to as the **Cops**, are the law enforcement of Oasis Springs. Some of them can sometime be seen off-duty.

The most notable and recognizable of the police officers are Nick McLaughlin (the one with the sloth cap) and Nathan Fontenot (the tan one with dark hair and a mustache).

## History

### Part 1

The cops first made their debut after Bulk Bogan calls them to arrest Dio Brando for the murders of Mortimer Goth and Bill Gates. After DIO escapes jail with his Stand, one of the cops who made his arrest, Bret Blank, explodes into his house, dressed casually to avoid suspicion, in order to recapture the vampire, but is instead killed by him with a machete.

The Cops reappear again later in when DIO frames Johnny Zest for the murder of the missing cop. They arrest Zest twice, as he somehow managed to escape prison the first time. At the end of Part 1, they arrest Bulk Bogan for shooting a ghost.

### Part 2

They appear regularly at the background during Part 2, as DIO is frequently prank-calling them. After Liquid Bogan breaks the house's toilet, DIO calls the police and demands them to shoot the toilet for not working properly, angering one of the officers, who points a gun at him and then leaves.

They are seen again at the Gym, investigating a murder committed by a drugged-out Bogan. DIO tells one of the police officers, Finnegan Pierce, that Edgar Kohler sells him crack, but the officer doesn't mind. DIO and the cop even smoke weed together.

### Part 3

Nick McLaughlin, the bearded cop wearing the cute sloth hat first appears in Vampire Town after Bulk Bogan snitches on DIO when he murdered the Head Vampire. The cop doesn't seem to notice the massive amount of blood and the urn next to the organ, where the Head Vampire was assassinated, and leaves after a short while, showing how incompetent the police are in Meme House.

Finnegan, the cop who witnessed DIO smoking weed at the Gym in Part 2, visits him while off-work. As DIO doesn't remember who he is, he puts the cop under a spell and drinks his blood, before butchering him and using his hands, feet, eyeballs and intestines as a macabre warning not to cross the Bogans outside of their house, next to their marijuana plant and their toilet. The cop's intestines later become a Trash Plant, which can be seen outside the Bogan House in later parts.

### Part 4

Nick and Nathan Fontenot were seen witnessing the aftermath of The Blue Velvet Killing Spree in Willow Creek while off-duty.

### Part 7

In Part 7, the cops try to arrest Bulk Bogan for the murder of three townies, but fail because the door was locked, again showing that the police force of Oasis Springs is hilariously inept.

Later, the cops arrive at the Liquid Household to investigate the death of Liquid Garfield. They find the killer, Garfield Cat sleeping on a chair, and start dancing in front of him instead of arresting him.

### Part 9

Nick and Nathan investigate Bulk murdering a demon in front of the entire neighborhood. Bulk throws them off the scent by pretending to be asleep, and, confounded, the cops dance and violate several gun safety laws before leaving.

### Part 12

The cops are dispatched to investigate DoomGuy John's massacre at the gym and bar. The two usual cops - Black Cop and Sloth Hat Cop - are accompanied by a new, third cop, known as the Super Demon Cop.

DoomGuy attempts to kill the Super Demon Cop, but he uses his powers of damage redirection on Nathan, who dies instead. The Sloth Hat Cop then arrests DoomGuy, who easily breaks out of prison and then attacks the Super Demon Cop, managing to actually kill him this time around, as his damage redirection powers were on cooldown.

### Part 13

As Season 2 starts, a trio of new cops are seen after Dio's Booty Blasting Rampage. However, DIO locked the door and they stood against a wall for a while, complaining and blasting into the air before getting tired and leaving.

### Part 17

In Part 17, one of the new cops, Emory Hutchins, became an unexpected party guest at the Bogan Household when he and several other officers showed up to stop a burglar who had broken into the household while they were celebrating Dio Day with Vibe Check, helping his partner arrest the intruder, then witnessing a Ghost shoot the burglar to death with a pistol. After that, Vibe Check, thoroughly high from smoking weed and extremely irritated, attempted to kill Hutchins with an attack from above, but was stopped when Hutchins delivered a barrage of Taekwondo kicks! Undeterred, Vibe Check attempted to carry out a Booty Blast on Hutchins, but was met with a dose of Super CBT.

## Members

### Nathan Fontenot

* **Status**: Dead
* **Notable Info**: Cop that had the longest lifespan in the series before his death, as he made his debut in Part 1. He made an iconic duo with Nick McLaughlin throughout most of Season 1. Famous for having successfully arrested Big Smoke and numerous other Sims. He unfortunately met his end in Part 12 at the hands of the Super Demon Cop.

### Bret Blank

* **Status**: Dead
* **Notable Info**: The cop who arrested Dio Brando in Part 1, and who attempted to recapture him when he broke out of jail, only to be murdered by him.

### Finnegan Pierce

* **Status**: Dead
* **Notable Info**: The cop with whom Dio Brando smokes weed with in Part 2. He visits the Bogan House while off-work to hang out with Dio, but is instead drained of his blood and butchered for meat.

### Matteo Ma

* **Status**: Dead
* **Notable Info**: Corrupt cop, hired Albert Wesker to assassinate criminals, but ended up being betrayed and murdered by Albert for getting on his bad side.

### Nick McLaughlin

* **Status**: Alive, possibly retired.
* **Notable Info**: A fan favorite thanks to his cute sloth hat, he is the only cop who survived the first season. Currently the longest living cop.

### "Super Demon Cop"

* **Real Name**: Hugh Oldham
* **Status**: Dead
* **Notable Info**: One of Bonzi Buddy's most powerful demon lackeys, this cop managed to survive a lunge attack from DoomGuy by redirecting the damage onto a different cop.

### Ronen Askew

* **Status**: Alive
* **Notable Info**: Had demon red eyes, presumably due to what remained of Bonzi Buddy's corruption, but now no longer has red eyes.

### Jerma Cop

* **Real Name**: Emory Hutchins
* **Status**: Alive
* **Notable Info**: Gets his nickname from his ressemblance to Jerma.

### Seth Teague

* **Status**: Alive
* **Notable info**: Vampire cop, no one seems to notice he's a vampire.

### Ian Fisher

* **Status**: Alive
* **Notable Info**: A cop with long sideburns who Albert Wesker's Clone contacts to help in rescuing his original counterpart.

### Lester Long

* **Status**: Alive
* **Notable Info**: Possibly hispanic cop, enlisted by Albert Wesker's Clone to help in rescuing his original counterpart.

## Trivia

* The Cops appear to be incredibly useless in the world of Meme House. The only person who they arrested that ended up in jail for more than one day was Dio Brando, who nonetheless escaped imprisonment easily. Even Johnny Zest, a "normal human being with no criminal background", managed to escape from jail almost instantly.
	+ Moreover, the only thing needed to escape them is locking doors, since they can't break them open, which was frequently used by the Bogan Household.
* By the end of Season 1, the only surviving cop is Nick McLaughlin, the one with the Sloth Hat.