Countdown Vampires Part 2

Format: Streamed

Stream Date: 1/3/2021

Cast: Rick, Pickles, Flux, and Cylon

Episode Title: Fangs for the memories, de-coffin-ated Resident Evil

Twitch Episode

TikTok Clip

Number of OPAs: 1

Notes Read As:

'Invitation Card' read by Pickles as Christopher Walken.

'Keno Ticket' read by Flux just shouting.

'Slot Machine Breakdown Repair Procedures' read by Cylon, no impression. ('What the hell is this game?' asks Flux in response.)

"Bow Beverage Co." read by Rick, no impression but lots of inserted insults.

"Helter Food Co." read by Rick, no impression.

'A-618' read by Rick with a lisp.

'Opening Soon!' read by Pickles as Ben Shapiro.

'Administration Level 5' read by Flux. no specific impression but lots of spitting and baby noises.

Memes created:

Sugar Witch: made when they miss-pronounced the candy name 'Sugar Wish.' They alter the chorus to the Buckcherry song 'Crazy B!tch' to go along with it.

Memes Extended:

'Congratulations, you're nasty.' Flux is momentarily baffled by the stream graphics saying one of his catch phrases in a garbled robot voice.

'Did you say COUNTDOWN VAMPIRES?!' -the infamous chat meme that was born as a result of the first Twitch stream returns to haunt Rick as repeated capitalized comments in chat about this game finally make the team revisit CDVs. At one point when Rick is bellyaching about this horrible game Pickles reminds him that he wanted this, and Rick emphatically screams 'I did not!'

'That's / that's not a sex joke!' a recurring Cylon reaction to whenever someone makes a ribald double entendre or when he says something that others take to be naughty which he meant in earnest.

"Milky-milky" Milk imagery is used in the letterboxing due to the game having 'white water' to cure vampirism. The graphic 'splashes' all over the riffers. Chat had numerous posts of the 'milky-milky' lyrics from Cylon's rap music video as a result.

'I'm a homicide detective' - sometimes used when a game protagonist looks nothing like what one would expect a person in the stated vocation should be. In this case the homicide detective looks like a young 20-something with tribal tats, earrings and leather harness gear.

'Tribal Tattoo Trigger': Rick is frequently vocal in his loathing of them and the main character has a prominent one.

'Danzig': Blend Glanzig, Bland Danzig, and more jokes are had at Glenn Danzig's expense. A Danzig proximity early-warning phone app is proposed.

'Is Dracula Elvis not your favorite?' is asked when it's opined that Danzig is just what happened when Elvis became a vampire.

Pickles wants a reality show where Danzig travels the country going to various Denny's restaurants demanding free chips.

A picture of Danzig drinking out of a juicebox was desired by Flux. A Cogger (Matt Nelson) eventually obliged and submitted it during the stream.

Danzig tastes like menthol cigarettes and 47-year-old Dr. Pepper.

Mystery Date, except that it's Glen Danzig. Every. Time.

'It's Not a Glitch, It's A Feature!' frequently shouted whenever something clips through something else or gets stuck on something.

*Arry and 'Agrid* the ongoing meme of Hagrid not understanding that Harry Potter is not an orphan by choice and continuously berating him in a cockney accent to do stupid things like squirting vampires with milk.

'Hobo Joe' Cogger Skotevil's donation message informs everyone that the fictional character 'Hobo Joe' has a combo you can order at a restaurant and it consists of 1 hobo joe hotdog, toe taters and trouser gravy for $6.69.

'Michael Jackson Soundboard': a soundboard of Jackson's famous odd utterances gets used again when a conveyor belt floor is used to make it look like the main character is moonwalking. It's first use was in a Resident Evil stream while the player character was avoiding attacks from a giant plant.

Other Silliness of Note:

Flux notes the team is particularly violent and horny today.

This game was apparently created in the 'Doo-doo universe.' In order to play 'doo-doo' games you have to be in the doo-doo union; talk to the doo-doo foreman to become a doo-doo journeyman and pay doo-doo dues. There are a plethora of doo-doo vocations just waiting for you-you to do-do.

When deciding on the main character's name, they settle on 'Doodoodan (the) Rapperman.'

The Truth About Homosexual Men according to Flux and Pickles: "They are not all fashionistas. They aren't magical quip-machines designed to make life better. You've never seen one in real life because they're like unicorns. They fart rainbows because that's what they're programmed to do."

Pickles declares he is not getting paid '24 and biddies' a year to watch shirtless Chris Angel giving doo-doo instructions while semen vampires are dancing around.

Impression of Rob Zombie's wife since the game appears to be a poor knock-off of his style. She's apparently like a Skeksis.

Cylon has a ravioli 'problem.' It happened kinda of like how people become furries or insurance salespeople. Life events happen and suddenly you're living a new kinda life. That's why he now has a drum set and girlfriend made out of ravioli. Flux has totally ravioli-made out with her.

Flux opines that CDVs is like the Christmas present your mom gets you. So you can't be angry that it's not a better game because at least she got you a game at all. As the game goes on, the crew begin to speculate that maybe your mom has realized you're a homosexual teenager and this is her way of showing that she is ok with that.

When the insect monster appears for the first time with a cut scene, Rick asks when did 'mantis-boys' show up; the others instead call it a 'sex-bird/bug.'

The benefits of Yosemite Sam's moustache for the lady folk is discussed.

Cylon's explanation of how to make a proposed desert called 'the Screaming Mu-mu' (consisting of vanila bean and mocha ice cream with rum balls and broken shards of glass) starts a bit of a disagreement amongst the guys. Particularly because Flux and Pickles think that Cylon shouldn't be using broken glass from his 'sex windows' (apparently Cylon breaks them during snu-snu, according to Flux). Rick hates it when they fight. Moral: 'window sex is not dinner table conversation.'

The End? After the break while the guys are eating their dinner they have chat vote on whether to continue playing CDVs. It is a dead heat for about 3 minutes of voting but 'No' just barely wins. However, Rick joked at timestamp 03:13:15 that 'that one CDVs guy will be all 'damnit! I'll have to wait another three years!' It'll be worth it when we come back to Countdown Vampires in three years.' At timestamp 3:22:25 he reiterates his intention to do so in three years. So Rick has made verbal statements with video evidence that he intends to come back to Countdown Vampires in three years time. :)

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