Polish Yeti

**Polish Yeti** is a large hairy man, who the Radioactive Uber Clan calls their "Elite General." He joined the klan alongside his assistant (Boomstick). Despite the praise he earns from the RUC, he hasn't done very much to actually earn it besides just being physically strong.

## Bio

Notably someone who doesn't speak very much, only in growls and grunts. He's also incredibly lazy, but can be quick to anger if one pushes his buttons. His motivations for joining the RUC are unknown, and some debate just how much agency he really has; some believe that he's just following whatever the RUC tells him to.

The RUC claims him to be some sort of "Elite General," but there's nothing special about him besides his raw strength. Considering how much the RUC build up him to be some sort of unstoppable badass, some theories suggest that the title of "Elite General" and the way the RUC portray him is just simply a propaganda tool to boost morale for their side. Despite his strength, he is incapable of leading an army, or anything else that would be required of a general.

Another one of the RUC's claims is that he's an amazing "dancer," and fights with his "dance moves." The best these dance moves can do however, is give someone psychological damage for witnessing something so horrifying.

He also doesn't treat his assistant (Boomstick) with any respect. Not that he deserves any mind you.

## History

Polish Yeti (and Boomstick) were found by the RUC in a muddy den somewhere in [region] of The Republic. (Boomstick) readily signed on with the klan after hearing about their ideals, while the Polish Yeti just sat there until one of the members yelled at him to join them too, and so he did.

After signing on, Polish Yeti (and Boomstick) would join in the klan's violent acts against random innocent civilians. His raw strength would be more than enough to crush peoples' bones. The RUC was impressed by how easily he can kill unarmed civilians, and decided to call him the "Elite General." With this, they hyped him up as the RUC's new secret weapon, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear, something that will change your life forever. They even kept his identity hidden to the Justice Tower Protest Community until his grand reveal... which was met with either laughter, or surprise that the RUC must have found such a rare creature. Regardless, at this stage the community was still able to drive them out, in spite of Polish Yeti's strength.

## Peninsula War

### Prelude

Polish Yeti (and Boomstick) participated in the Justice Tower Massacre, killing whoever tried to escape the onslaught. After this, rather than join in on Felix, Albert, or Jabberjaw's path of conquest immediately, they fell back for a time until their services were needed.

### Service under Felix

In preparation for a false flag attack to blame the Resistance on, Felix approached Polish Yeti (and Boomstick) and ordered them to join him. They obliged and carried out the attack, slaughtering civilians in [townname]... despite not wearing any disguises or even making any attempt to hide the fact they're RUC. Unsurprisingly, no one was fooled.

After Felix's devastating loss against O'Ryan's resistsance forces, Polish Yeti (and Boomstick) fell back to the northern regions of the Peninsula.

### Later Half and Death

After the Resistance forces came together to form a united front, Polish Yeti (and Boomstick) began taking orders directly from Popeye and Jafar. One of their missions involved stopping a unit of the resistance from crashing Popeye Appreciation week. They failed, and the "holiday" was ruined. Polish Yeti would anger (Boomstick) for the last time, as the latter pulled out his shotgun and killed him in retaliation, before being killed himself by the resistance unit.

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