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230C: Obama Deception, Part 3

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### Persons Mentioned

George Humphries, Webster Tarpley, Samantha Power, Jesse Ventura, Tom Daschle, Wayne Paul

Today, Dan and Jordan enter Part 3 of their coverage of Alex Jones' 2009 "documentary" The Obama Deception. In this installment, we see Alex completely blow it with list-making, misrepresent some history, and make a few decent points for the completely wrong reasons.

## Tidbits

* Obama's picks are designed to bring down the government
* Alex names Bilderberg members in cabinet but is almost completely wrong
* Tarpley claims Obama was groomed for 30 years to be President
* Discussion: Tarpley et al are purposely ignoring the facts
* Obama came from nowhere, but still was speaking out after 9/11
* Discussion: Obama's comments on getting out of Iraq in 16 months
* Samantha Power Hard Talk interview
* Jesse Ventura says Obama can't get us out of Iraq because more powerful people got us in
* Discussion: Obama encircling Russia
* Tarpley says Soros runs Obama, only Soros reference in the documentary
* Discussion: Obama and the Patriot Act
* Discussion: Obama and NAFTA comments
* Discussion: Futility of going against bad faith arguments
* Discussion: EO 13492 and Guantanamo
* Discussion: Incremental change
* In the interest of time, we can't cover all of Obama's lies
* Obama's lobbyist picks
* Discussion: Tom Daschle
* Discussion: Prove me wrong
* Cliffhanger: Wayne Paul
256: January 17-23, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan take a little glimpse at what Alex Jones is up to in the present day. The gents discuss the predictability of his modern narratives, the absurdity of his stories about his own life, and how a new revelation could change everything about how he should be covered in the present.

## Tidbits

* Modern day is boring
* New slang: Bull Corny Hotdog
* Alex can't make a deal with the devil
* Alex debates himself
* Alex was a satanist from 12-15
* Alex was as bad as Aleister Crowley
* Transphobic rant
* Alex has extreme sleep apnea
* Trump should have declared a national emergency
* Alex talks about Covington kids
* MAGA places are just better
* Caravan 2.0: let's invade Mexico
* Alex advocates not taking TurboForce
* The Plan: protest the White House to get Trump to express executive power
* Alex is unhinged
* Native American Vietnam Vet looks like a demonic snake
* Brother Jake
* 5% nation
* Covington is a great school
* Antifa contracts
* Venezuala Maduro/Guaido coup
* Alex may listen to Knowledge Fight
135: The Wikileaks Press Conference

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about October 4, 2016, when Alex Jones got super duper excited about how Julian Assange was doing a press conference about how evil Hillary Clinton was. In reality, Assange was only doing a press conference about how Wikileaks had existed for 10 years, so the Gents just get to enjoy 2 hours of Alex slowly getting more mad.

## Tidbits

* Intro to Mike Adams
* Alex covered Asange's 3am press conference
* Alex thinks Asange is going to drop info on Hillary
* Asange has been in contact with Roger Stone
* Always be plugging
* Bill Clinton has an illegitimate son
* Alex has trouble with time zones
* Owen's mic is off
* Trump may destroy the country, but it's a good thing
* Hillary is directed to kill Asange
* Alex makes predictions
* This is the October Surprise
* Asange (not an American) is a patriot and true liberal
* Hillary's troll army will discredit in the comments
* Owen does a shoot promo on David Brock
* David Brock looks like a money launderer who likes Vienna sausages
* Owen: I hope Asange isn't trolling us
* Alex is bored
* Alex has violet fantasies
* Alex is disappointed and confused
* Owen's accent slips
* Alex decides Asange made a deal with Hillary
* This man has no dick
* Owen ruins the bit
* Alex falls into an ad pivot
* Asange is Hillary's buttplug
* Fuck Asange, we have the real documents
* Alex and Owen give Asange advice, end on an ad pivot
119: August 16, 2012

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### Persons Mentioned

Dave Mustane, Wade Michael Page, Eric Holder, Rockefeller, Richard Belzer, Gerald Celente, Christopher Walken

Dan had the best of intentions with trying to figure out what Alex Jones thought about the Slenderman so he could tell Jordan all about it. Unfortunately, it appears that Alex had no take on that, so Dan instead tells Jordan about the day where Alex goes real deep into board games and welcomes the most unlikely guest of all time onto the show.

## Tidbits

* Live episode announced
* Dan wants to cover slender man and Bo Bergdal
* Dave Mustane wants to talk about shootings staged by Obama
* Oak Creek Sihk Temple shooting by Wade Michael Page
* Fast and Furious
* Eric Holder
* Good guy with a gun stopped the Family Research Council shooting
* Special Report: Board Game Warfare
* Chess is global politics
* Globalists fund both sides of wars
* Risk is true military conflict
* Monopoly is economic warfare in New York
* Rockefeller combined all 3 games
* The Fed always wins at Monopoly
* Dave Mustane interview is followed by Richard Belzer
* Guest: Gerald Celente, trends researcher
* Gerald out rants Alex
* Belzer is at Christopher Walken's house
* Walken jumps in to talk about cooking
* Walken uses burner phones
109: December 4, 2017

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the December 4th episode of The Alex Jones Show. The episode will live in all our memories as "that time Alex Jones tried to pretend he wanted dissenters to call in, then avoided the minimal valid criticism a caller threw his way and started to fake crying talking about masculinity." Also, Jordan screams about the tax bill.

## Tidbits

* Sam Seder got fired
* Fuck Mike Cernovich
* Russian blood libel article
* Joy Behar is big news
* Why won't anyone retracts the story that's already been retracted
* People hate Trump because he said Merry Christmas
* Alex wants callers that disagree
* Everywhere I go, people talk to me
* Dan's Christian ska band
* Alex capes hard with strawmen
* Caller: you're a double speaker with ties to Russia
* Lose well vs win like a bitch
* Sponsors and listeners convinced Alex of Y2K
* Alex says Bill Cooper claimed he lied about Y2K
* Caller calls Alex's bluff
* Alex likes Russia because Russia is anti-globalist
* Alex's True Story: Alex meets his daughter's dentist
* Caller: would you give up Trump to prevent a civil war? Alex supports worldwide nationalism
* Alex fake cries and defines manliness
* Alex drinking on air
* You had globalists threaten to kill your daugher? Globalists won't kill your daughter if you're willing to kill them
* Caller has jokes, says Alex is a Polish agent
* Callers take too long
* Trump is better than King David and Paul
* Caller: Your app doesn't work
* Dogs can't be racist
* We neeed tax cuts AND spending cuts
* Neighbors

## Notable Bits

* Alex's True Story
* Neighbors
345: September 19, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at the present day of The Alex Jones Show and find Alex taking his dreams of American expansion into the stars and hanging out with a couple of celebrity guests.

## Tidbits

* Guest: Eddie Bravo
* Guest: Sam Tripoli
* Special Report: Alex does a racist impression
* Discussion: Alex is folowing Shane Gillis
* Alex: That was satire
* Illegal aliens kill people and don't go to jail
* Discussion: Bullshit crime stats
* Reminder: Katy Steinum shooting
* Alex's True Story!
* A leftist approached Alex on his plane
* Sam and Eddie show up
* Racism used to be fun
* Sam wants to talk about Epstein and Asange
* Sam talks about transhumanism
* The all believe in reincarnation
* Discussion: Sam Tripoli is a comedian
* Sam Tripoli wants to fight John Bolton
* Alex says Bolton has a perv stache
* Sam kink shames Kushner
* Sam sounds like Owen Benjamin
* Sam: Hitler was a Rothschild
* Sam: We crushed that segment
* UFOs are satanic interdimensional demons
* Sam: China poisoned Eric Schmidt's daughter
* Discussion: Anonymous Patriots/ American Intelligence Media
* Sam Tripoli: Conspiracy Nut
* Eddie loves Alex's racist video
* Alex doesn't get voiceover work anymore
* Alex wants to annex the moon
* Discussion: 1967 Outer Space Treaty
* Alex and Sam complain about The View
* Sam: The Unibomber was right
* Annex the moon is a sales pitch for a shirt
* Eddie is dismissive of Alex's idea to improve UFC viewership
* Discussion: Eddie is over Alex
* Do you do jiu-jitsu in the bedroom?
* Trump was elected by the will of the people AND the good guys at the intelligence community
* Kyle Dunigan's Epstein Deep Fake
* Disucssion: Alex is sucking up to Eddie and Sam
* Alex and guests criticize The Young Turks
* Discussion: Cenk's past
* Discussion: Other Young Turks groups
* Discussion: Sam may be a British Israelist
207: Bus Station Photography and The Magic of Zoom

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### Persons Mentioned

Kerry Cassidy, Bruce Sees All, Eddie Page, Ian Trottier, Mike, Mark Richards, Isaac Kappy

### OOC Drop

I have remote viewed the moon

Today, Dan and Jordan take their Wednesday break from talking about Alex Jones to break down a new interview from Project Camelot where Sweary Kerry talks to a guy who claims he has photographed cities on the moon. Also, the gents wrestle with some massive Eddie Page related news and fantasy book the next chapter in his story.
240: March 30-31, 2009

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### Persons Mentioned

Webster Tarpley, Luke Rudkowski, Rob Dew, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Karen Russo, Marty Schachter, Steve Watson, Paul Joseph Watson

### Novelty Beverage

Mountain Dew Kickstart Blueberry Pomegranate

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see what they can learn about what Alex Jones was up to back in 2009. In this installment, the gents find Alex really mad that Obama planned to visit Queen Elizabeth, really mad that he has to let an old man tell limericks on his show to pay the bills, and really mad about Arnold Schwarzenegger.

## Tidbits

* Alex has been mad at soy for a decade
* Mandatory service bill is dead, but the threat remains
* Discussion: HR 1444
* Obama is the first President to meet Queen Elizabeth
* Discussion: Queen meeting presidents
* Discussion: Foreign etiquette
* Guest: Webster Tarpley
* Tarpley talks birther shit
* Guest: Luke Rudkowski of We are Change
* Luke lies about getting arrested for having a fake press pass
* Alex tries to dissuade Luke
* Rob Dew goes to Sacramento to report on Arnold's proto-FEMA camp
* People live in tent cities to save up a down payment on a house
* Rob is out there to get footage for the next documentary
* Alex claims his coverage killed Mandatory Service Bill
* Guest: Karen Russo
* Alex wants Karen to talk about soy
* Alex tries to shift Karen's point to illegal aliens
* Discussion: Alex will agree with people bigger than him to suck up
* Obama fired CEO of GM
* Guest: Marty Schachter
* Marty has a limerick from a customer
* Marty has more limericks
* Alex continues his tent city narrative
* Alex wants to un-impound a Winnebago to get footage for the film
* Alex thinks the Winnebago guy is white
* Discussion: Oprah's tent city coverage
* Discussion: remember Steve Watson?
* Alex does a bad British accent while on the phone with Steve, a British Person
* Alex makes Steve Watson do a Texas Accent
* PJW: Summer of Rage!
* Jordan improvises a limerick
247: Lionel

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### Persons Mentioned

Lionel, George W Bush, Obama, George Zimmerman, Dick Cheney, Todd Akin, Chaz Bono

Today, Dan and Jordan enjoy a Wacky Wednesday adventure looking at one of Alex's guests, the enigmatic QAnon enthusiast, Lionel. The gents dig into a cornucopia of old hot takes from Lionel and discuss the path from humor hack to political hack.

## Tidbits

* Covering Lionel, occasional InfoWars Host
* Lionel rants about Harry Potter on broadway, ties it to Pizzagate
* Lionel stands with Q
* Background: Lionel
* Lionel's themesong slaps
* Lionel doesn't like kettle bells
* Lionel hates video games
* Discussion: Lionel is against everything
* Lionel hates backpacks
* Lionel: not a birther
* Lionel doesn't like sexy Halloween costumes
* Lionel doesn't mind George W Bush or Obama
* George Zimmerman is a decent guy
* Lionel misses Dick Cheney
* Lionel still hates backpacks
* Lionel speaks against "legitimate rape"
* Discussion: Todd Akin
* Lionel wants to atalk about Chaz Bono
* Lionel talks about 7/7
* Lionel reverses on birtherism
* Lionel comes on InfoWars in 2011
* Discussion: Lionel, failed hack comedian
28: How Not To Cover Alex Jones

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Today, Dan tells Jordan a bit more about why he believes that taking Alex Jones out of context, or using him in funny clip montages is a dangerous game that you really can't win. To illustrate his point, the two discuss a video that Alex released recently in response to Media Matters posting a clip of his. It's a cycle with no winners, and truly the only way out is to utilize a different approach, namely the Knowledge Fight Approach.

## Tidbits

* This is why you don't take Alex out of context
* Media Matters went after Alex's Schiff rant
* Fill your hand
* Media Matters mischaracterizes the clip
* Alex Jones 10 minute Media Matters response video
* PJW off the Trump Train
* People want to kill Trump!
* Alex Jones: nonviolent, just like Ghandi
* Source of fill your hand: John Wayne in True Grit
* Alex is doing an art performance
* Susan Rice controversy
* Google wants to go full Chicomm and kick Alex off YouTube
* Knowledge Fight is impartial
* Quantcast update
* Reading comprehension discussion
* Alex never learned abstract thought (hypothesis)
* Alex fights with information
* Sandra Bullock is a nazi
* Snoop and Bow Wow want to kill Trump
* Mickey Roarke and Madonna want to kill Trump
* I don't advocate violence against Schiff
* Ends on a commercial

## Notable Bits

* Fill Your Hand
* Sandra Bullock is a Nazi
346: April 11-14, 2013

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Today, Dan and Jordan continue their study of The Alex Jones Show in the time after Sandy Hook. In this installment, the gents get through the episodes leading up to the Boston Bombing, and find Alex's show stagnating as he becomes very obsessed with passing off sloppy man-on-the-street videos as reporting.

## Tidbits

* Day before Boston Bombing
* The globalists are accelerating their programs because they're 10 years behind
* Alex teases the most chilling news ever
* New Bilderberg report: Bilderberg group causes false flags
* Discussion: Ferdinando Imposimato
* Alex commands jellyfish
* Alex complains that everyone rips him off
* Alex misinterprets callers
* There's enough dumb people that the globalists can take your guns
* Mark Dice Video
* Lee Ann McAdoo does a dihydrogen monoxide video
* Treason alert!
* Alex tells 3 person fed narrative
* Everybody has gifts. Handicapped people's gift is to be a burden for someone else
* Guest: Ben Swan, Fox contributor who's leaving
* Discussion: Edward R Murrow Awards
* Discussion: Talkers magazine 2011 new media seminar
* Dan found Alex's keynote speech
* Keynote: Alex describes his process
* Ben Swan got fired for covering Pizzagate
* Alex tries to force Ben's narrative to make his look better
* Alex wants Ben to work at InfoWars, but not at The Blaze
* Ke$ha is a satanist
* Alex admits Lee Ann's bit is stolen from Penn and Teller
* Alex hypes Mark Dice video
* Disucssion: reply to man on the street
* Alex is obsessed with race of people in the video
* CNN is full of old intelligence people... here's Steve Pieczenik
* Alex asks an impossible question
* Steve calls from "San Francisco"
* Alex is a hero at Berkley
* 2013: Mike Flynn doesn't know anything
* Alex criticizes Piers Morgan for having bodyguards
* Wake up or be totally enslaved
* Discussion: Alex's rhetoric is ZOG without the Zion

## References

* The Republic Where Massacres Go Unpunished
223: A Progressive Space Diplomat

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Today, Dan and Jordan take a break from talking about Alex Jones to take a much needed Project Camelot break. On this episode, the gents discuss a difficult interview that Sweary Kerry did with a guy who liberated Mars back in the 1970's. Also, Dan found an album Kerry recorded a few years back, and Jordan thinks it slaps.

## Tidbits

* Kerry interviews Captain Jay
* Kerry made an album in 2014 called "Rebel Gene"
* Disclaimer from Kerry: There's no way to prove that Captain Jay has actually been to Mars
* Discussion: Jay's proximity to Randy Kramer
* Jay admits he's only on because of Randy Kramer
* J comes before K
* Jay goes over credentials, Kerry derails with 1 question
* Discussion: Jay's obvious plotholes
* Discussion: how do you research an alias?
* 1963: made it to Mars, saw a teeming civilization, went home
* Mars is full of lots of species, but they're locals
* Silver flying craft of legend are not locals
* Captain Jay: space diplomat and space hero
* Captain Jay liberated Mars from evil silver flying saucers
* Greys are good, pleadians are bad
* Pleadians aren't pleadians
* Kerry: This is convoluted
* Jay doesn't want to talk about seeing the silver saucer pilot because they broke child labor laws
* Jay doesn't have any handler approving what he says, but check with the military, they'll confirm
* Jay just sorts out problems in space
* It only takes 20 minutes to sort things out
* Have you met Randy Kramer? Nah
* Jay doesn't want to talk about the moon
* Astronauts freaked out being on the moon
* They exposed people to alien races slowly
* New alien race: Easter Island people
* Liberation day: kicking out silver saucer aliens
* Silver saucer aliens are a trisexual, warm blooded, highly psychic race
* Three sexes: wasp, waterbear, serpent
* There's a whole hell of a lot of radiation at galactic central
* You can't destroy the sliver saucer aliens, just spoil their fun
* Discussion: maximum IQ
* They showed Jay 15 years of 1 person's life in 1 hour
* The can pass knowledge and memories psionically
* Jay doesn't explain what the cataclysm is
* Silver saucer aliens have transport technology
* Pleadians ain't shit
* Jay had no command chain
* Kerry takes questions from the audience
* Jay wears sunglasses to look more like a space captain
* Kerry ends by reminding everyone that Jay's story can't be verified
* Kerry Cassidy listening party
198: July 22, 2011

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### Persons Mentioned

Anders Breivik, Paul Joseph Watson, Janet Phelan, Robert Spencer, Tommy Robinson, Geert Wilders, Vox Day, Bob Chapman

### OOC Drop

Full Tilt Boogie

Today, Dan tells Jordan about how Sonja from Sweden requested they talk about a specific day from history. The gents wrestle with one of the worst terrorists probably ever, and make sense of why life is worth living even though he is allowed to live.

## Tidbits

* Covers July 22, 2011 massacre by Anders Breivik
* Alex reports on attack, blames it on failure of banks in Europe
* Police accidentally arrest innocent bystander but let him go
* Alex uses mistaken arrest to claim multiple shooters
* Breivik confessed but said it was necessary
* Breivik will likely be in prison forever
* In court, Breivik was unapologetic, sorry he didn't kill more people
* Alex says bombing was false flag, tries to tie it to OKC
* shooter will be metally ill, drugged up patsy
* Breivik: Nazi's action created PC culture
* Alex tries to blame Muslim extremists
* Alex is way to enthusiastic about the attack
* 98% chance it's a false flag
* Dan read the manifesto
* Alex gets onto Soros at some point before 2011
* "9 out of 10 times, it's fake"
* Alex liked Bernie in 2011
* Alex wants to build a fortress
* Did Alex kill multiple people?
* Guest: Janet Phelan
* Investigative journalist writing about bioweapons
* writes for New Eastern Outlook
* New Eastern Outlook is Russian propaganda front for academy of sciences
* Super lethal mousepox
* Helpers of Jihad take credit, Alex says he called it
* Norway need second amendment (guns were bought in Norway)
* Dan covers manifesto
* Breivik farmed emails from Facebook
* 1508 pages
* Manifesto sounds just like Alex
* Manifesto cites Robert Spencer (InfoWars guest), Geert Wilders (Alex campaigned for him)
* Breivik was into EDL and Tommy Robinson, started an NDL chapter
* Vox Day (InfoWars guest) loves Breivik
* Alex: attacker looks Norwegian, must be "White Al Qaeda"
* Alex calls Paul Joseph Watson on iPhone, doesn't put him on speakerphone
* Alex calls bombing and shooting separate attacks
* Bob Chapman can't sell gold today
* Caller from Norway
* Alex: please let it be Muslims
* Paul: Norway is a target of Globalists
* Alex admits that the right hates Muslims
* Discussion: how to fight propaganda

## References

* Hitler's Poems
* Exile
248: January 2, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Jair Bolsonaro, Andrew Cuomo, Frederick Trump, Angela Merkel, Roger Stone, Jerome Corsi

### OOC Drop

We ain't making money off that heroin

Today, Dan and Jordan see how Alex Jones is doing in the new year. It turns out that his resolution was not "stop being really weird about Muslims." Beyond that, Alex has decided to hitch his wagon to a really dumb team of cyber criminals.

## Tidbits

* Muslims are out of control
* Discussion: Alex is ignoring right wing terror
* Discussion: Aum Shinrikyo cult
* Good news: Bolonaro!
* Discussion: Bolsonaro's fascism
* Alex teases something big, uses Q language
* Discussion: Alex wants to go to court for free speech
* MSM lives in the chickenshit dimension
* Discussion: Trump released pictures of special ops forces
* We're protecting chinese mineral interests in Afghanistan
* Discussion: Afghani minerals
* Hackers are going to release Clinton 9/11 documents
* Alex uses more Q language
* Discussion: Alex teases having leaked documents
* Alex is angry at Andrew Cuomo
* Alex claims Trump's grandfater was detained at Ellis Island
* Discussion: Frederick Trump's arrival at Ellis Island
* Angela Merkel wants an EU army
* Discussion: Revolution Schimnitz
* Alex can't keep track of the attacks... ad pivot
* So many burned cars
* Muslims are using mafia tactics
* Discussion: Headline perversion
* Discussion: vehicle burnings are scams
* Alex randomly does a transphobic song
* Alex sides with Roger Stone against Jerome Corsi
* Discussion: What if InfoWars was Twilight? Discussion: Stone v Corsi boxing
* I'm not an in-fighter, but fuck Corsi
* I don't have people on who are involved in disninformation
* Alex teases a big story that he already revealed
* Discussion: New Year's hack by Dark Overlord
* Alex said Trump should release documents as a hack
* Alex believes the hack is good guys in the government
* Discussion: Hackers and backmail
* Discussion: Alex wants to own Qanon
* Alex doesn't know who Dark Overlord is
* Trump was a genius about 9/11
* Discussion: Trump's comments about 9/11
* Alex is way too excited about the hackers
130C: Endgame, Part 3

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### Persons Mentioned

Michael Kaufman, George W Bush, Carroll Quigley, David Rockefeller, Thomas Malthus, HG Wells, Margaret Sanger, Madison Grant

Today, Dan and Jordan enter the part of their Endgame coverage where both of them start to lose patience with Alex Jones' silly games, almost reaching their breaking point before a pizza arrives toward the end of this episode and gave them their second wind.

## Tidbits

* Texas is the backstop against globalists
* Trans Texas Corridor is a toll plot
* Kansas City's port is Mexican sovereign territory
* First tolls, then the second amendment
* Spain uses Australian media company to silence Texas
* No chips in your ID
* Kaufman's imaginary map of the Wildlands Project
* The highway system was made to deploy troops
* Patriot Act Section 802 says misdemeanors are terrorism
* Viper teams are checking your papers
* George W Bush turned the presidency into a dictatorship
* Dictator supercut
* Death math
* Chairman Mao with no subtitles
* China is the globalist testing ground
* Uncited Carrol Quigley Quotes
* David Rockefeller China op-ed
* US-China history
* Planned Parenthood came up with China's one child policy
* China smuggles organs in executed prisoners
* Fake Kissinger depopulation quote
* Alex talks eugenics
* Thomas Malthus background
* Malthusian catastrophe
* Cold Springs Harbor eugenics program
* Alex edits anti-eugenics movie to pro-eugenics movie
* Film: Tomorrow's Children
* Social workers are eugenics spies
* HG Wells: Eugenicist, Margaret Sanger's lover
* Margaret Sanger background
* Hitler got his ideas from Madison Grant
* Laughlin, Rockefeller, and Goethe went to Germany to oversee eugenics
127: February 8, 2018

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Today, Dan walks Jordan through the painful episode of The Alex Jones Show from Feb. 8, 2018. The pain mostly comes from Alex being in a very weird headspace, and lashing out aggressively at the trans community. There is pain, but there's also pleasure, in the form of Alex not knowing anything about Bitcoin and clearly having a conman as his guest to talk about it.

## Tidbits

* Trump got the idea for the military parade from Drudge
* Trump is easily manipulated
* Commercial: Owen sells a Valentine's day his and hers super male vitality pack
* The left banned things like the n-word and MLK
* Antifa is the communists in the tanks at Tiananmen Square
* Symbology of the pentagram... ad pivot
* Discussion: Fortified supply and doing business as name
* Alex gets wishy-washy on military parade... ad pivot
* Guest: Roger Ver, Bitcoin expert, renounced citizen
* Caller: Roger sold explosives on the internet
* Alex gets lost, does Transformers impressions
* Alex admits he fakes it
* Alex started reading adult books at age 7
* Alex's True Story: Alex read so many books as a kid
* Alex's True Story: The true success of secret Hollywood patriots
* Did Quentin Tarantino kick Alex's pregnant wife down the stairs?
* Alex thinks he's Paul Revere
* Alex talks about Ecoscience by John P Holdren
* Neighbors!
* Why do they ban Nazis?
* VP of FaceBook called Alex (No he didn't)
* The new n-word
* Eugenicists call themselves transhumanists
* Trans rights? What's next, marrying a car?
* Elon Musk admits AI gods are on the way
* The trans movement is about language, not identity
* Tavistock Institute bullshit
* Jordan Peterson is a scientist
* I am a golden dragonette
* Extreme transphobia
* Courts say pedophilia is legal if you claim to be a child
* Purple Penguins
* Alex can't fuck people with no souls

## Notable Bits

* Alex's True Story
* Neighbors!
* Purple penguins
130D: Endgame, Part 4

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### Persons Mentioned

Josef Mengele, Otmar Freiherr von Verschuer, Thomas Watson, Aldous Huxley, George H W Bush, Leo Zagami, Bill Gates, Melinda Gates, Warren Buffett, Dr Eric Pianka

Today, Dan and Jordan soldier forward through the exceedingly stupid Alex Jones "documentary" Endgame. In this installment, the gents wrap up some Nazi talk, get pretty sick of Alex's shit, then Dan breaks down the 1934 film Tomorrow's Children.

## Tidbits

* Allies protected Mengele
* Nuremberg discussion
* Von Verschuer, Mengele's mentor
* IBM, the Nazi company, founded by Thomas Watson, Nazi
* Prince Phillip virus quote
* Aldous Huxley admits the NWO is real
* Alex talks about government tests on citizens
* Discussion: The Ringworm Children
* Chemtrails!
* Bertrand Russell prison quote
* Foster kids are drugged for control
* CPS is making pre-criminals
* George H W Bush authored China's one child policy
* Club of Rome uses environmentalism to control the world
* Club of Rome invented peak oil
* Race specific bioweapons
* Leo Zagami talks sacrifices on Georgia Guidestones
* Ted Turner quote
* Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation are trying to reduce population
* Warren Buffett donated all his money to population control
* Dr Eric Pianka quote on extermination of humanity
173: February 6-10, 2009

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Today, Dan takes Jordan back to 2009 to discuss some real wild bullshit Alex Jones was talking about regarding some states asserting their sovereignty, his weird ideas about women's bodies, and his weirdo callers.

## Tidbits

* Dan eats a habanero while Jordan does shoutouts
* New narrative: states declare 10th amendment sovereignty
* Guest: Charles Key, Oklahoma state rep
* White people need to have more kids
* Alex applauds Octomom
* The body knows when to abort a pregnancy
* Abortions cause cancer
* Guest: Bob Chapman, financial collapse is coming, buy gold
* Guest: Steve Watson, PJW's brother
* Hypothesis: Steve and Paul are the same person
* Guest: Tyler Palmer, Ecoloblue water filter owner
* Caller: your site is an abortion
* Anti-cop and anti-troop rant
* If Alex goes down, he's taking globalists with him
* Debut of weird techno bumper song (PPK - "Resurrection")
* Mosquito vaccine drones
* Abortion horror stories
* No one stops you from killing yourself
* Right to die is about death panels
* If they can't kill your baby, they steal it
* CPS is too busy stealing babies to steal your baby
* Dogwhistling about TSA
* State sovereignty resolutions are about gun confiscation
* OKC bombing was retalliatory for state sovereignty resolution
* Alex talks about Terrance Yeakey suicide
* Founding fathers beat up corrupt officials
* Caller: my wife wants you to have more women on
* Caller: someone broke in and destroyed just the InfoWars DVDs
* The military doens't exist anymore... buy gold
130E: Endgame, Part 5

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### Persons Mentioned

Michael Kaufman, Big Jim Tucker, David Rothschild, Al Gore, Ray Kurzweil, Bill Joy, Julian Huxley, Arthur Croker, Rick Perry

Today, Dan and Jordan complete their coverage of Alex Jones' terrible "documentary" Endgame. It's been a long and difficult road, but thankfully, the home stretch includes some demonstrable lies about carbon taxes and an accidental exploration of San Francisco cyberpunk culture.

## Tidbits

* Phony conservation groups are the largest private land owners
* Chimeras are in play
* Worshiping Earth is the new religion
* 7/7/07 concert was to usher in new carbon taxes
* The sun drives the climate
* Climategate
* Hide the decline
* I'm calling you out, Rothschild!
* Al Gore and carbon taxes
* Technocrats want a final revolution
* Ray Kurzweil predictions
* Bill Joy: Why The Future Doesn't Need Us
* Alex lies about trans-humanism
* Julian Huxley invented trans-humanism
* The Mexican government is microchipping employees
* Arthur Croker quote
* Mondo 2000 citation
* FEMA camps and REX 84
* Back to Georgia Guidestones
* Big Jim Tucker talks about automatic translators
* Big Jim Tucker is on the street
* Going to Bilderberg makes you president
* Alex bullhorns Rick Perry's house... roll credits
230E: Obama Deception, Part 5

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### Persons Mentioned

Justin Fox, Peter Schiff, Webster Tarpley, Ron Paul, Professor Grif, Hitler, George Humphries

Today, Dan and Jordan finish up their look at Alex Jones' 2009 "documentary" The Obama Deception, and are lucky to make it out with their sanity mostly intact.

## Tidbits

* Discussion: Justin Fox is a globalist and Peter Schiff acolyte
* Discussion: Justin Fox on international banking
* Discussion: Breton Woods 2
* Never before has the media gotten behind a candidate as they did with Obama
* Alex is finally going to make his points
* Success/failure tally of globalist missions
* Point 1: Bring U.S. under control of super bank using taxes on everything
* Discussion: Carbon cap and trade
* Tarpley is a climate change denier
* Tarpley equates climate change to the Holocaust
* Point 2: Police state control grid
* Alex uses doctored web-page to demonize Obama
* Point 3: End Second Amendment
* Point 4: Regulating free speech and the media
* Point 5: Socialized medicine
* Point 6: Expanded military presence
* Caller: Obama operates on vampire rules
* Point 7: Take over family farms
* Point 8: Merge U.S., Canada, Mexico
* Point 9: Obama will pretend to be president
* Point 10: Protect the Oligarchs
* Discussion: Ron Paul commemorative memorabilia
* Professor Grif comes back!
* Hitler finally shows up!
* How to beat the globalists
* Rapid clip extravaganza
* Humphrie: Obama will be the next Hitler
* Obama Deception ends with an ad plug and a real Thomas Jefferson quote
* Post game analysis
253: January 15, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the present day of the Alex Jones Show, and what do you know, they find Alex carrying a bunch of water for outright white nationalist Rep. Steve King. A disappointing thing to find, but not too surprising.

## Tidbits

* Alex defends Steve King
* We all know his talking points
* Immigrant crime stats
* Caravan fear mongering season 2
* Robert Rodriguez dates white women
* Steve King's coded apology
* China owns 6 of 8 movie houses and is forcing us to be gay
* If white christian nations are so bad, why does everyone want to come here?
* Jair Bolsonaro is great
* Alex wants selective sovereignty
* That interview was great. That guy just agreed with me
* Guest: Dan Lyman
* Trump eats fast food to avoid poisoning
* Alex was poisoned with arsenic 20 years ago
317: February 19-20, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

Jack Swagger, Zeb Coulter, Alberto del Rio, Glenn Beck, Vince McMahon, Linda McMahon, Paul Joseph Watson, Phillip Marshal, Wayne Madsen, Max Keiser

Today, Dan and Jordan retreat back to the past to look at what Alex Jones was up to back in 2013. In this installment, Alex spends most of his time getting mad at a pro wrestling storyline he thinks is about him, and getting super defensive about a murderer he clearly identifies with.

## Tidbits

* Jack Swagger premieres on WWE
* Alex used to think wrestling was real
* Half the audience thinks it's real
* Half the audience is Hispanic
* WWE is going to be white people getting beat up by minorities
* Alex thinks all Hispanics are illegal immigrants
* Discussion: Alberto del Rio vs Jack Swagger
* Discussion: Racist wrestling stories
* Jack Swagger and Zeb Coulter explain wrestling to Glenn Beck
* Good Work Barnes!
* Glenn Beck gets invited to Monday Night Raw, but not Alex
* Vince and Linda McMahon are GOP sellouts who hate the tea party
* Discussion: Linda McMahon's Senate runs
* Discussion: Trump and WWE
* Boycot WWE! They're bringing in illegals to take your guns
* Globalists are for it, I'm against it
* PJW does report on Jack Swagger
* Major headline: Zepplin reunion
* I'm just reading off of Drudge
* School shooters play video games and worship satan
* Alex thinks government is going to kill him becaus of Phillip Marshal
* Discussion: Phillip Marshal
* Guest: Wayne Madsen
* Alex and Wayne make shit up about Marshal
* He wouldn't have killed himself before the super bowl
* 1.6 billion bullets is now 2 billion
* Alex only cares to use it for himself
* Alex complains about "casino game show goulogs"
* Alex gets a bill for sticker removal from LA
* Guest: Max Keiser
* Max: Buy bullets!
* Alex baby talks bullets
* Max: Buy gold! Any day the cost is going through the roof
* Alex laughs about the Squatty Potty again
* Alex phones it in for the 20th
* Caller: It's the Jews
* Alex evil laughs about "the enemy"
* Discussion: Alex's laugh targets
* Civilization exists to sacrifice people to Gaia/Lucifer
* Alex complains about La Raza
* Alex warns against tying race identity to nationalism
* Alex talks to a clip from Network
123: March 18, 2008

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### Persons Mentioned

William Binney, Kit Daniels, James O'Keefe, Margaret Sanger, Bob Chapman, Jeffrey Smith, Dr Dean Edell, Ted Anderson

### Novelty Beverage

Prophecy Wine

Today, Dan explains to Jordan why the present is no longer worth exploring as it relates to Alex Jones. Thus, the gents dive deep back into the past to see what Alex was doing about a decade ago. Spoiler alert: he was lying and enjoying really good country jams.

## Tidbits

* Alex has reverse engineered bombshell memo
* William Binney gave Alex the memo
* Kit Daniel's computer melted
* The present is boing, going back to the past
* James O'Keefe prank calls Planned Parenthood
* Alex is horny for Planned Parenthood prank calls
* Black leaders are all globalists
* Margaret Sanger weeds quote discussion
* Alex Jones karaoke: Highwayman
	+ Highwayman lyrics
	+ Alex REALLY loves this song about thieves who steal from travelers including maidens
* Guest: Bob Chapman
* Guest: Jeffrey Smith
* Guest: Dr Dean Edell
* Dean eats Alex's lunch over autism and vaccines
* Alex's True Story: Alex talks to moms at the pool
* Dean spanks Alex on fluoride
* Jeffrey Smith gives Alex his rat GMO narrative
* Early Alex supplement commercials
* Bob Chapman/ Ted Anderson gold game

## Notable Bits

* Alex Jones Karaoke
* Alex's True Story
184: Godly Particles and Illiteracy

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### Persons Mentioned

Jim Bakker, Tom Horn, cohost Zack, Dr Mose, Chris Putnam, Guy Consolmagno, Laurie Bakker

### OOC Drop

Netflix is fullfilment of prophecy

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a time travel request from Listener Johnathan, where the gents listen to Jim Bakker and some of his dumb friends talking about CERN. That is where the episode starts, but it goes so far off the rails that nothing in this description could ever help you make sense of what it is about.

## Tidbits

* Is a steel horse a train or motorcycle
* CERN is looking for god, why not go to church
* Jordan loves CERN
* Tom Horn is a jowel monster
* Jordan thinks his own voice is grating
* Tom Horn knows the science (not)
* LHC is god's voice
* Shiva does the cosmic dance
* what's the deal with the Shiva statue outside the LHC
* Science proves god
* Tom vastly misinterprets quantum mechanics
* LHC is trying to verify parallel reality
* Tower of babel
* Jim says you can't build a tower that high, do you just want to walk up and say "hi god"
* cohost Zack thinks tower of babel could have reached heaven
* CERN is tower of babel
* Tom went to Mt Graham
* Large binocular telescope has a Lucifer lens that the Vatican uses to track Niburu
* Lucifer lens is actually a partial acronym
* Guy Consolmagno is a Vatican astonomer who Tom lied about and claimed he said Jesus is a hybrid
* Tom is a knave
* According to Apache, Mt Graham is a portal where many entities have come across
* Metro Phoenix is called Valley of the Sun because the sun god flooded the valley and killed the giants (jk, it's marketing)
* Reptoid with halo came through portal and taught Puebloans sorcery, then giants came through and killed them
* portals are blase, angels are just messengers, can be any race
* We have more ghost hunter shows because there are more ghosts
* Euphrates river will open up portals and kill 1/3 of humanity
* Dan on birds: too loud!
* Bradshaw Ranch is famous for UFOs and orbs
* using 2 cameras proves orbs are real
* Magic water bottle alkalizes your water
* Laurie is blown away by portals and has seen angelic and demonic supernatural events, Jim doesn't care
* Tom believes in hollow earth and book of Enoch
* Book of Enoch says Endtimes will be 2015-2017 (if you're stupid)
* Jim and Tom say Jesus and apostles read septuagint (apostles were likely illiterate)
* Love of money is evil, give Jim money
* Don't trust what people say without verifying, but you can trust Jim without verifying
* AIDS comes from animals
* Wes Anderson/con man style discussion
* Angels want physical bodies so they made chimeras
* CERN will open the door to the pit
* What does CERN mean
* CERN is named after a Celtic pagan god (no it's not)
* I Am Legend is the antichrist
* Laurie's House needs $200k for faucets
149: The Press Conference

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### Persons Mentioned

Lee Ann McAdoo, George Soros, Roger Stone, Ole Dammegård, Jordan Klepper, Millie Weaver, Lee Stranahan, Jerome Corsi, Jack Posobiec, Rob Dew, True Dave, Sun Myung Moon

### OOC Drop

Google is dead, use bing

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the press conference that Alex Jones held in Washington DC on April 10, 2018. Actually, that's not true, they talk about that a little bit, but mostly talk about how stupid the Q and A session that Alex held after the conference was.

## Tidbits

* Alex's DC press conference
* Lee Ann McAdoo is scared of public speaking
* Alex tries to bait a Soros lawsuit
* Roger Stone tells dick jokes
* Audience question about Ole Dammegård, Project Camelot guest
* Alex did a redo on the press conference at the hotel, turns into a nazi rally
* Alex drunkenly argues with someone who may be Jordan Klepper
* Comedy Central looks like globalist rats
* Alex is ok with Cambridge Analytica
* Alex is afraid Trump will go too far with nationalism
* Soros operatives won't argue
* Georgetown lawsuit bullshit
* Alex wants to talk John Hancock
	+ Jordan confuses Nathan Hale and Francis "Swamp Fox" Marion
* Lawsuits have secret messages to Alex
* Alex Jones Karaoke: Move, Bitch
* Millie talks Soros contracts and Charlottesville
* Alex explains the joke
* Lee Stranahan: Alex reminds me of Andrew Breitbart and Dog the Bounty Hunter
* Lee: I'm gonna talk about Soros and the ACLU
* Jerome Corsi's bloated corpse takes the stage
* Corsi talks Qanon
* Jack Posobiec can't start a chant
* Hey Jack, you're a white nationalist
* Alex is too drunk for Q&A, punts to Millie
* Q: What's the long game?
* Millie talks vaccines and the Amish
* Millie, ya busted!
* Rob Dew: Bar is free, mic is open
* True Dave does an ad plug
* Dave: We're in the end-times
* Dave: Sun Myung Moon is Christ reborn

## Notable Bits

* Alex Jones Karaoke
* Ya Busted!

## Detailed Show Notes

Tuesday was a big day for Alex. In the morning, he did a "press conference" from the Washington DC Press Club (which you can just rent out, anyone can speak there). It was a vanity laced affair, and really nothing happened that is worth mentioning.

Alex was just desperately trying to get more attention on himself, as he announced that he was going to countersue people who are suing him. It was a big yawn, and it was not made better by its swollen length and completely uncharismatic roster of speakers (Jerome Corsi, Millie Weaver, Jack Posobiec, etc.)

Alex's actual show on April 10th is similarly unimportant to mention, but what people should have taken notice of was the post-show "Q&A Session" that Alex put on. It was less of a Q&A session, and more of an "Alex and his friends get drunk and ramble in front of a disinterested crowd session." Things veer deeply into white nationalism, and no one looks good.

We did an episode covering the Q&A session, which you can hear below:

1. ↑ April 10, 2018
108: November 30, 2017

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### Persons Mentioned

Millie Weaver, Garrison Keillor, Matt Lauer, Lucian Wintrich, Owen Shroyer, Jon Rappoport

### Novelty Beverage

Gumballhead

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the November 17th episode of The Alex Jones Show. This episode marks the first time we know of that Alex ends his show on a cliffhanger, but definitely not the first time he's spewed intensely ahistorical racist theories or used absurd arguments to defend horrible men.

## Tidbits

* Big news from Disney: Millie Weaver finds a book called feminist baby
* Feminist baby doesn't like pants
* Alex has thoughts about Garrison Keillor
* Big names are getting MeToo'd because companies want out of contracts
* PJW tells Trump, not to retweet Britain First
	+ Donald Trump retweets far-right group's anti-Muslim videos
	+ Donald Trump retweets Britain First deputy leader's Islamophobic posts
* Muslims have always been into the slave trade
* Alex covers for "Christian Nationalists" in Britain First
	+ Alex discusses Jayda Fransen
		- Deputy leader Jayda Fransen to face questions over alleged anti-Islamic Facebook post
		- Britain First's Paul Golding and Jayda Fransen arrested
	+ Dan discusses the story: Britain First not authorized to use image of Crown
* Putin is paying white people to have babies
* Student op-ed says white people are abominations
* Muslim population is taking over in Europe
* Launch of Real Red Pill
* Alex stole the name from the Matrix
* Fill Yer Hand rant
* It's not about me, but it's all about me
* Alex can't get a rant going
* Media Matters hates that Alex prays on air
* No go zones
* Alex understands lesbians
* Sometimes you gotta hit a woman
* Alex watched Hannibal
* Austin now has no go zones
* Alex's True Story: Alex is approached by a homeless person
* Alex defends Matt Lauer
* Globalists are fleeing to their bunkers because they're all killing each other
* Being a victim of racism grants nobility
* Alex knows his listeners are dumb
* Christianity is under attack, don't trust churches
* I don't want to hate Muslims... ad pivot
* Tithe to the InfoWar... ad pivot
* MS13 is a Christian gang
* Alex is riding the globalists to hell
* Banning Plexiglas in convenience stores
* Guest: Lucian Wintrich
* Libertarian bullshit
* Lucian: The left is afraid of our logic
* Cliffhanger: Owen goes to find the op-ed writer
* Rappaport know the Russia shit isn't real
250: Remote Poisoners And Crypto Bigotry

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### Persons Mentioned

Kerry Cassidy, Not a Doctor John Waterman, Frank Shin, Sean David Morton, Alex Jones, Q, JFK Jr

Today, Dan and Jordan go on a Wacky Wednesday adventure and check in on an interview Sweary Kerry did for Project Camelot back in April 2016. In this one, she interviews a guy who claims to have a background in intelligence, but also seems to have multiple ulterior motives motivating him.

## Tidbits

* Kerry interviews Dr John Waterman (not his real name)
* Trained intelligence agent who didn't go into intelligence
* Former head of a militia
* Doctor of biological medicine (naturopathy)
* Recruited by Frank Shin, deceased
* John was in the shit
* The movie Spy Game is about Frank and John
* Vibrations in space are supposed to changed our DNA
* The vibrations are like fear in Dune, don't fight it
* Kerry is still cool with Sean David Morton
* Kerry is a terrible precog
* John went to the ER, not a naturopaht
* John's health issues were caused by a coronal mass ejection
* John is sensitive to UV
* John is remote attacked with poison
* Kerry tells her remote attack story
* Kerry wants John to talk about FEMA and the financial collapse
* FEMA is a bottle neck
* Kerry knew about the financial collapse 10 years ago
* The dollar is an economic weapon of war
* Waterman's blog tells the 3 person Fed vote story
* John loves hard currency: gold and silver
* John talks Rothschilds
* Banks are only for Federal Reserve money
* Discussion: Utah gold exchanges
* John is probably getting paid by UPMA
* John does a fear mongering ad pivot
* 2nd American Revolution is coming after 2016 RNC
* Summer of rage!
* Discussion: Waterman's website ZOG and anti-semitism
* Discussion: Alex/Waterman overlap
* Discussion: Q says JFK Jr is coming back after faking his own death
* John: you are not alone
* Discussion: Kerry lets John run an anti-semitic message on her show
* Waterman thinks Alex is a CIA shill