Betsy's dad calls Tina the N-Word for the 11th time and gets grounded

## Cast

Darnell-Eric

Paddy-Simon

Tina-Kimberly

Tina's angry voice-Shouty

Police Officer-Wiseguy

Daphne-Julie

Betsy-Jersey Girl

## Transcript

Darnell: Man, I can't believe Paddy Mineral got sent to the Mental People's Homes! He's way too innocent to be sent there! I will confront Tina!

At Tina's house...

Darnell: Tina, why would you send Paddy Mineral to the Mental People's Homes?!

Tina: Because he was the one who blew up the Omega Mall. It's his fault.

Darnell: How is it his fault?! Stop doing that, N\*\*\*\*\*!

Tina: Excuse me, but what did you just call me?!

Darnell: You heard me, N\*\*\*\*\*!

Tina: Stop saying that to me! You're mean!

Darnell: Why should I, N\*\*\*\*\*!

Tina: I have had it up to here! I'm going to give you a piece of my mind!

Darnell: Catch me first, N\*\*\*\*\*!

Tina began to chase after Darnell, yelling angrily.

Tina: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*! (Shouty's voice) Come back here, you obnoxious brat! I'll get you! I'll get a mace to attack you with it!

Tina ran back inside the house. Later, Paddy Mineral managed to escape from the Mental People's Homes.

Paddy: Hooray! I'm free!

Darnell: Phew! That was close! I need to lay down.

Inside Tina's house, Tina picked up a mace. Then she went out of the house, and he continued to chase after Darnell.

Tina: Oh no! Tina's going mad! She's got a mace!

Tina: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*!

Darnell: I better get away before that madwoman kills me!

Tina: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*!

Tina kept on chasing after Darnell.

Tina: (Shouty's voice) I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!

Darnell: AAAAAARGH!

Darnell: She's getting as mad as Spinelli! Madwoman! Madwoman!

Tina: (Shouty's voice) WHEN I GET YOU, YOU'RE DONE! DO YOU HEAR ME?!! DONE!!! D-O-N-E! DONE! WHEN I CALL THE COPS TO ARREST YOU, YOU'LL BE ROTTING IN JAIL FOR THIS! JUST YOU WAIT! YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR CALLING ME THE N-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!

Darnell ran as fast as he could.

Tina: (Shouty's voice) YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME, YOU NAUGHTY BOY! STOP RIGHT THERE, SO I CAN ATTACK YOU WITH A MACE AND BEAT YOU UP!

Darnell: Help! Help! Police, help! Save me! Madwoman! Madwoman! She's chasing me with a mace! Do something! That madwoman's going crazy! Stop that madwoman before she gets me! Do something, please! Before she kills me!

Then Darnell ran past the police officer, and the police officer halted Tina.

Police Officer: Stop! Hey, what's going on!? What's the big idea chasing after that boy like that!?

Tina: Because he keeps calling me the n-word! Let me at him! Let me at him!

Police Officer: Hey, there's no need to chase after that boy like that! Where did you get the mace come from?

Tina: Because he keeps calling me the n-word! I had to use the mace to chase after that brat because he keeps calling me the n-word!

Police Officer: Hey! There's no need to do to that boy like that! I think you need to put the mace back in your house. Actually, I will get the guards to take it back to your house! There's no need to get angry or violent to that boy just because he keeps calling you the n-word!

Tina: (Microsoft Sam's voice) He's right. Remain calm. Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. (Shouty's voice) LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM RIGHT NOW!!!

Police Officer: I'm afraid your rage is getting worse. You have to go to the insane hospital for a while, that will calm you down. You're getting mad and insane. Come with me now.

Tina: Who will do my career?

Police Officer: No one! In fact, the Mental People's Homes has to be....

Pause.

Police Officer: DEMOLISHED!

Tina: What?! Demolished?! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Then the police officer took Tina away and sent her to the insane hospital. Then Tina and the police officer entered the insane hospital, and then the police officer showed her the ward.

Police Officer: This is the ward which is where you are staying. Stay there for a while, this is what you get for trying to attack a boy!

(The police officer shut the door. Tina's expression was now one of sullen rage. Her eyes went red with fury, and after a few seconds, she snapped. Her entire face reddened, Tina began to throw a mental breakdown, as she screeched at the top of her lungs like a wild monkey. She pounded and stomped on the floor, then she started to jump crazily back and forth. She battered a wall with her feet for a while. She ran to the door and hanged on to the doorknob, still screaming like a wild monkey)

(at home)

Daphne: Darnell, how dare you insult Tina and call her the N-Word?! You know calling anyone by the N-Word is racist! Not only this is the 11th time you have done that to her, but also, her business is going to be demolished thanks to you!

Betsy: Dad, I can't say how disappointed I'm in you! Why would you make Tina lose her business like that?!

Darnell: Because I wanted to get back at her for sending Paddy Mineral there.

Daphne: What?! How dare you get back at Tina just because she sent Paddy Mineral to the Mental People's Homes?! You know he was sent there for blowing up the Omega Mall! You are grounded grounded grounded for 12 days!

Betsy: I agree with Mom! Go to your room you psycho dad!

Darnell (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Betsy: Stop crying like a baby!