Tavern (Episode)

^Bertie's plans for a Sunday are dashed when he and an unamused Smeg are both asked to fill in for George at his tavern for the day. Hijinks ensue.^ - (Episode Description}

## Tavern

### Plot:

We open up our episode with a very Beautiful day, Bertie takes out the trash and carelessly dumps it onto the rails in front of a very annoyed Henry. Bertie is none the wiser and is very happy claiming that he absolutely loves Sundays, and asks Smeg if he agrees. But Smeg isn't listening, knocking into Bertie and telling him to watch it. It is revealed Smeg is watching television, Something with Bertie is quite annoyed with, Considering it's a very beautiful day and they should be outside. Smeg doesn't give two shits and tells Bertie to watch his favorite TV Program with him. Bertie claims it's too violent, which is exactly why Smeg likes it.

Suddenly, George pulls up. Bertie stutters and apologises for an incident he had with George earlier in the week. George replies that he isn't here for that, and claims that he needs someone to run his tavern whilst he goes to The Constables funeral. Bertie is very hesitant, But Smeg asks about the pay, George replies with 50, and both Busses are sold.

Meanwhile at the Tavern, George shows the busses the Bar. Bertie replies that it's fancy. George also introduces them to Cleo, and tells them if they have any questions or need help, to just ask her. Bertie scoffs and replies that they don't need help from some little girl and claims that they're concentrated and focused. This turns out to be false as Smeg is neither of those things, and then plays it off like he his despite not knowing what either of those words mean. George eventually leaves, leaving the two busses to brave it on their own with Cleo.

The Busses first customer turns out to be Sixteen, who orders a can of Beans. Bertie proclaims that they don't have any beans and that Sixteen has to order something off the Menu. Sixteen exasperatingly just asks for his beans and Bertie snaps at him for being a Joker. Sixteen jokes that he IS The Joker, and Bertie quickly ushers him out of the building. Smeg shows him a can of beanz, and Cleo tells Bertie that if a customer asks for something, He must give it to them. Smeg then proclaims that Bertie should just sit back and watch him serve a customer correctly. The next customer turns out to be Urine. Being his typical Urine self, he makes things very difficult for Smeg and Cleo, who desperately try and get him to ask for something to drink. Finally Smeg has enough and falsely tells Urine where his drink is, Urine, oblivious, rolls away. Bertie congratulates Smeg sarcastically, and serves the Next Customer.

The next customer is Diesel 10, who orders a nice, refreshing glass of Coca Cola. Bertie obliges, but not before unintentionally calling the big diesel fat. This enrages D10, and he knocks Bertie onto his side. Smeg gives him his drink, and then conveniently swindles D10 out of a check of 50 quid. After this, Smeg promptly quits, leaving Cleo and Bertie alone to run the tavern, Only for him to get up on the roof and for Bertie to join him afterwards. There is a TV up their, and Smeg gets bored enough to knock it off the building, in which it lands on Trevor. It is then we see Lorry 1 mugging Trevor, and going in to Rob the Tavern.

Inconveniently, the stairs collapse, and Smeg, being a hero and an idiot, jumps off the roof and proceeds to have a fight with the Lorry, clearly loosing and all the while trashing the Tavern. Finally the lorry Just leaves and Smeg gets back up onto the roof with Bertie using an emergency set of stairs. Which promptly collapses. Bertie then knocks Smeg off the roof in a blind rage. The episode ends with Bertie and Smeg leaving behind a wrecked Tavern and a very shellshocked George, who witnesses the sight of his wrecked Tavern

### Cast:

* Smeg
* Bertie
* George
* Cleo
* Urine
* Lorry 1
* Sixteen
* D10
* Trevor
* Henry (Cameo)
* The Constable (Mentioned)
* The Constables Mother (Mentioned)

### Trivia

* This episode was the first filmed with a new camera lense, giving the episode a brighter look
* A lot of this episode uses new props and such, Such as the tavern, Some new roads, and a TV
* This episode uses a new Intro.
* This is the first and only episode to Not have Bulgy appear of be mentioned at all.
* This episode also had to be cut down to fit a much smaller runtime.
* "RWW" Is a reference to Rodney's Wacky World. A series in production that is being Produced by Logan Wilson.