Posadist

> *"Oh, well. It won't matter.... soon."* \*nuclear sirens\*
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> - Posadist (Centricide 3.5)
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**Posadist** is the personified manifestation of a far-left ideology, proposing nuclear destruction as a solution to end capitalism.
He is also the founder and leader of the Council Of The Wacky Ideologies after being phoned up by the Communist.

## History

Little is known about the time before Posadist invoked the Council Of Wacky Ideologies, except for being called up by the Communist, which implies prior relationships.

After being offered an alliance between the Wackies and the Extremists, the Posadist gathered Anarcho-Monarchist, Anarcho-Primitivist, Homonationalist and Transhumanist and formed the Council Of Wacky Ideologies to discuss further operations for everyone's good. He is obviously unstable and is entirely unfazed at the thought of toatal global destruction if it leads to the end of capitalism.

Constantly showing his insanity to the viewer, he is the one to report back to Communist, that the Wackies accept the alliance.

After the events of Centricide 3.5 nothing was reported about the COWI, except for a small skit appearance in Centricide 4 at Ancapistan after Nazi and Commie left where Posadist attempts to bargain for a nuke with AnCap. We don’t see this full encounter so the price he payed Ancap is unknown to us. Hes very silly. It is implied in episode 8, however, that Ancap sold him the nuke. He's a funny little wacky thing.

He dies after he has to manually control a nuclear bomb, and sacrifice himself to kill Accelerationism. Both of them die in a nuclear explosion.

## Ideology

### **Economic Axis**

Posadist is on the left side of the economic axis, meaning he prefers equal distribution of wealth over market competition. He is opposed to capitalism due to his belief that it makes the working class slaves to the market. Economics are his highest priority.

### **Governmental Axis**

Posadist is on the authoritarian side of the governmental axis, meaning he wants a strong state to run public affairs. His belief is that unity in a single institution will foster the economic revolution and equality of all people.

### **Cultural Axis**

Posadist is on the left side of the cultural axis, making him a progressive. Posadist believes that identity shouldn't matter with regard to how they should be treated. He views that all people are bonded together by class struggle. Posadist advocates for open borders, at least once the economic revolution as been realized.

### **Wacky Axis**

Posadist is a very wacky ideology as he advocates for a nuclear war to result in a communist uprising. He also believes that humans can communicate with dolphins, but claim capitalism is preventing conversation between the two. Posadist also believe that all aliens must be communist because only communists could be so advanced.

## Physical Description

The Posadist is portrayed as a glowing post-nuclear-radiation-human-lookalike with a distorted voice and an always happy smile on his face. Antenna have mutated onto his head and he appears to have weird marks around his head.

## Personality

The Posadist bears a personality that is best described as insanity with a lack of conscience, concern or empathy. His ideology is one that lacks care for what will happen after.

He refuses to abandon his personal goal for the wellbeing of others and constantly cracks jokes about nuclear destruction with a constant smile, as if he wouldn't care for the people affected.

## Captions

"Believes in destroying capitalism via cleansing nuclear war." - The Council of Wacky Ideologies Centricide 3.5 (Video)

"UFOs are communist aliens because only post-capitalists could be so advanced." - The Council of Wacky Ideologies Centricide 3.5 (Video)

"Humans could communicate with dolphins if capitalism wasn't disconnecting us from nature." - The Council of Wacky Ideologies Centricide 3.5 (Video)

(Hologram of Posadist) "Not to be confused with regular Posadist" - Posthumanism Centricide 8 (Part 2/3) (Video)

"Wants nukes to destroy capitalism" - Posthumanism Centricide 8 (Part 2/3) (Video)

## Quotes

* "*We have all been getting stronger recently… and I know why..."*
* *"Well, actually it is the story of the communist who unites them all, but we can look past that."*
* *"As the centrists die, we go in strength! And I don't know about you, but I know what I'm gonna do when I get the power!"*
* *"Guys, you both have it wrong! Technology WILL lead to destruction."*
* *"Huh, what? No. Don't be ridiculous. There's a reason. \*nuclear sirens\*"*
* *"Well, it won't matter... soon. \*nuclear sirens\*"*
* *"If we can get along this well, the teamwork of the Extremists must be unparalleled!"*
* *"Excuse me, how much for the nuke?"*