CAP

*"**What? an invisible car is COOL!!"***

### Affiliation

Cap Co.(CEO) Ink Inc (Co CEO) Blue santa (frienimes) IS\_TAKE (best friend) Green Guy (Best pal)

### Occupation

Author, CEO, murderer, jester, chef, captain

## Appearances

### Debut

before golden tree gang

***-**Cap after Blue Santa witnessed his invisible Car and INSULTED it.*

## CAP, TRIVIA AND SUCH

Cap is a 5'10 jester. He wears a Red jumpsuit, a blue jester hat, and a eyepatch on his **LEFT** eye. He is also missing his middle finger on his left hand. When the Jester hat is off cap's balding head is viewable. He has black, greasy hair similar to Shrapnel's except more wild. Cap also has a gold tooth.

Almost nothing is know about caps Past except that he is the being responsible for holding the multiverse together, creating the multiverse, and starting the big bang. He is very unpredictable, usually switching from sane to insane on the fly.

Cap leaded the variants to The Badlands on accident.

Cap presumably has many mental disorders

Cap has many clones, three notable ones are RATHÓ SAPKA, KING CAP, and CAP\_TAKE.

Cap has a net worth of 103.2017 trillion dollars. He uses this money to fund smaller businesses.

Cap is the oldest character in CANDY MFRS, being made almost 7 years old.

Cap has had many sons that were adopted. They either were murdered by him or died.

Cap can shapeshift very well.

Cap will freeze instantly when coming in contact with the cold. He wears thin little shields to protect himself from it.

Many characters *look* like cap but arent related to him. This is because cap started a fashion trend of wearing a jumpsuit and a jester hat.

Cap's hat is a logic defying item. He can pull ANYTHING out of it. Including concepts like "the idea of depression"

Cap is Schizophrenic, he takes a lot of medication.

Cap has heavy relations with mangoes, he smells and tastes slightly mango like along with other things.

Cap bleeds light blue slime like blood. It tastes like your favorite food and drink with a slight hint of mango.

Cap used to have the best afro ever until he ate a gleebian named Extrestrob (narg's enemy)

Cap doesnt have any bones anymore. Is take stole them all.

Cap has done almost every illegal substance under the sun, he was bored.

Cap REALLY likes lemon skin.

Cap killed his own father because his father was abusive towards him.

Cap is related to alastar, being his great great grandson. Alastar pities him for this.

Cap had around 9 brothers. Only 3 remain.

Cap has a show called "Cooking with cap." Cap has gotten 3 emmys 2 grammys 4 oscars and 1 nobel peace prize from it.

Cap doesnt like cats, being very afraid of them.

Cap thought Sam wasnt that bad of a guy, stating "if I was him I wouldve done that too!"

Cap hears the voices of The Edlae, Rodorok, DEMIURGE, The Variants, RATHÓ SAPKA, and Alastar whenever he sleeps, this makes sense because some of his worst experiences, trauma, and regrets are related to them.

Cap has a stalker named KAIMPI. He is very afraid of them.

Cap's weight is unevenly distributed. The 200 pounds are shared between both of his hands. The 25 is everything else.

When Cap is fully sane he is very intelligent, having a IQ of 1023 when perfectly sane and having a IQ of 100 when he isnt.

Cap has participated in almost every war, he has around 23 of every metal.

Cap has a ship named "***The S.S. BISON PACK***" That is 204 years old. He would kill for the ship.

Cap has a Unnaturally good sense of hearing for someone without ears. He has been seen hearing people who are literal universes away from him.

Cap has a Unnaturally good sense of smell for someone without a nose. He has been seen smelling things that are miles away.

Cap can create and destroy matter. He can also change things on a molecular scale.

Cap has played with life many times and hasnt regretted it.

Cap has commited MANY crimes.