The Angel Dust Crusade

The aftermath of the bombing

### Date

(Day 57) January 17, 2020 to (Day 59) January 19, 2020, and (Day 65) January 25, 2020.

### Location

Hazbinhotel

**The Angel Dust Crusade** (a.k.a. ***The Angel Dust Crusaders v. God***) is a series of destructive operations orchestrated by DinksterDaily. He decided to eradicate the massive map art of Angel Dust, one of the characters in the show Hazbin Hotel, which was built by Chip on Day 47. The map art is located within the lands of Hazbinhotel owned by BedheadBernie.

## Prelude

    Upon learning that Bernie had created the faction called Hazbinhotel located east of Kievan Rus and Chip had created the giant map art on its lands, Dinkster decided to destroy the map art from the face of the earth.

## History

### Day 57

#### The Airship Attackers

Dinkster would build 18 TNT carpet bombers powered by redstone flying machines (airships) and invited all online players at the time to witness the destruction of the cursed image. He clarified that Bernie was informed about the event, not wanting to be mistakenly accused of intentional griefing. The faction leader of HazbinHotel gave his consent to the operation, as long as the destruction was recorded.

Philza and King Burren joined him as Dink tested the first bomber to see its effects. However, due to Chip's placement, the map art was admin protected.

They approached JoshA20 who helped to remove the protection by removing parts of the faction's claims, thus allowing the destruction of the massive map art to continue.

Following the destruction, the area was called the "Has been Hotel."

#### The First Restoration

    Several hours later, Chip announced in the SMPEarth Discord that they had restored the map art, this time Angel Dust's eyes are filled with blood and his left eye is blue, similar to Sans from Undertale. The map art is marked as *Immortality* on the Dynmap and can assuredly be considered a crime against humanity.

### Day 58

#### The Great Burial

Dink learnt that Chip had remade the map art on the former site of its predecessor and decided to remove it from the face of SMPEarth again. As the admin protected claim was still in shambles, he was able to strike immediately without needing to alert JoshA20 to remove it again.

This time, Dink opted to place dirt and grass blocks for a cover, to make it as if the map art never existed. Burren, Sylvee, Krinios, and Grunk came to provide assistance for the operation. The newly christened "Angel Dust Crusaders" brought shulkers full of dirt for the operation, and divided up the art into sections, each taking a section of the area. Before long, most of the art was covered.

As they worked, the Crusaders commented that "It's Rewind Time" and that "Chip is a Simp" for re-adding the art. The entire covering took around an hour and twenty minutes. DinksterDaily commented that there better be a wiki addition for the action, and the Crusaders celebrated by taking a photo for commemoration. They planted flowers and grass atop their dirt coverings, and built villagers or houses out of dirt in the area. Dinkster would also place text art out of Polished Andesite bearing the words, "L" and "FUCK YOU, CHIP." A sign was also placed with the words, "If you remove the dirt ur a simp." During the build, Dink would also add a flag of dirt.

These actions following the covering were to prevent Chip from clearing the area yet again, as it would then be considered both griefing and admin abuse.

Due to Minecraft Saturday, a majority of the Crusaders would log out following the creation of the town to prepare for the other event.

#### The Second Restoration - Quartz Quagmire

Less than three hours later, an even larger map art would be seen on the Dynmap. This piece was different, featuring Quagmire from Family Guy drawn in the style of Hazbin Hotel. It appears to cover much of the original area, though parts of the town may still be seen by the edges, along with the Polished Andesite message. It was soon proven that this map art exists only on the Dynmap.

Another piece of art would be discovered far outside of the world's boundaries close to the Northern Portal, featuring the exact same picture.

The second group of Crusaders taking a photoThe armorless CrusadersThe covered art displayed by Dink's minimapThe map of the town displayed by Dink's minimapThe town from the DynmapAn airborne view of the townA view of the town from the ground.
### Day 59

#### The Deal With The God

Following the new discoveries, Dinkster took the restoration as a challenge and was eager to destroy Chip's work for the third time. He then flew to the section of the world border near the map art to test different ways to acess the Farlands. As Dinkster was not aware of The World Border Experiment, he tried to use enderpearls, boats, beds and a plane in many ways but there was no success. For the last experiment Dinkster approached Burren, who was busy speaking Welsh, asking to assist him. The experiment failed too. During this try the Crusaders suggested that Chip was scared of them and that destruction of Quagmire beyond the border might make him stop completely.

Burren noticed Josh in his Twitch chat and immediately Dinkster asked him how to evade circumnavigation, suggesting that the destruction of the map art could fix its nonexistent copy shown on the Dynmap. Josh told the Crusaders that travelling to the Farlands is impossible unless a special command is executed. A minute later he logged on the server to shown a "bug hatch" for crossing the border under the terms that nobody acknowledging his existence. No bug hatch existed and Josh only let Dinkster and Burren past the world border for less than a minute.
Dink decided to ask the admin if he could temporarily have access to the Hazbin Quagmire, as well as the price of such a favor. Josh proposed a boat race on ice in the Arctic.

#### The Great SMPEarth'rn Boat Race - Link to VOD

The crusaders' chats alerted them to the ability to use Potions of Swiftness to greatly affect the speed of their boats, and they set off to acquire the materials and consumables they needed. They would also arm themselves with Potions of Slowness, though neither party would employ them in the race. After 30 minutes of preparation, the boat race would take place, with Dinkster, King Burren, and Josh meeting up at the course Josh had built during the crusaders' gathering of materials.

Josh got into his boat with a Creeper for a teammate. Unfortunately, the teammate committed suicide when King Burren approached, leaving Josh alone. Josh then passed the duo a signed contract, with the terms set as the following (Note: Do not correct typos if they are present in the original document):

* **First Page**:
	+ The Great SMPEarth'rn Boat Race
	+ This race is to celebrate the beginning of the 8.5th week,
* **Second Page**:
	+ In the unlikely scenario that Party A (King\_Burren & StinksterDaily) win this competition, they will be given access to bypass the border for aproximately 54.9 MINUTES.
	+ Party A MUST be contacted 1 hour before this event.
* **Third Page**:
	+ In the much more likely scenario that Party B (Josh) Wins the race, Party A Must worship Party B for a combined time of 10 minutes.
	+ Party A will be allowed to choose the time in which this event occurs.
	+ However it must be within the week
* **Fourth Page** (By Josh) (Signatures):
	+ Burren (Big Dick Bee)
	+ Party B:
	+ Josh (Bigger Dick Bee)
* **Fourth Page** (By Dinkster) (Signatures):
	+ Burren (Big Dick Bee)
	+ Dinkster (Chip=Simp)
	+ Party B:
	+ Josh (Bigger Dick Bee)

Josh's DraftDinkster's Revised Draft
Dinkster, after viewing, made some modifications of his own to the contract and gave it to Josh, who signed it. Josh copied the book and gave the crusaders each a copy, and the three got into their boats. One countdown later and the boats were off, speeding across the ice. They changed positions numerous times in the beginning, vying for first. During one of the early turns however, Josh would become stuck, allowing the two crusaders to catch up and pass him. At the end of the race, Burren came in first, Dinkster came in second, and Josh came in last. The two then agreed to save their 54.9 minutes for a future stream. Burren would then be killed by an accident, and Dinkster would collect his book. God then disappeared following several lightning strikes centered on himself.

A photo depicting an "unknown" person speaking with the Crusaders on Day 59.Access to the Farlands is shown to be possible.God disappears after the race
### Day 65

#### The Expedition Beyond Borders

After days of preparation, Dinkster and Burren were ready for the third destruction of the pixel art. At around 12 p.m. Josh met the Crusaders in the Arctic, near the boat racing track built by Josh during previous events. The God then placed two command blocks on the other side of the world border with buttons attached to them. Dinkster and Burren activated the command blocks thus opening themselves the access to the Farlands.

The two quickly rushed into vanilla-generated chunks towards the new Hazbin Quagmire. Unfortunately, similar to the one located within the world border on the Dynmap, it was nowhere to be found as it existed solely in the Dynmap. Josh messed around with Chip's broken schematics, and loaded a whole bunch of random stuff (this includes the battle bus) into the world instead of the pixel art. Some time later a person from Dinkster's chat asked Josh to create a copy of the Slav on the site. The copy was soon placed above the ground together with some sections of other buildings that surround the original statue in Sevastopol.

The unwanted pixel art, however, could still be seen on the Dynmap. Burren expressed his idea of updating all the chunks in the area to get rid of it, which Dinkster supported. The Crusaders proceeded to write messages to Chip using red concrete. The messages were "FUCK U CHIP" from Dinkster and "USE CODE BURREN' from Burren. After nearly half of Dinkster's message was done, the two asked Josh for some additional time beyond the border. Josh agreed to extend their total time in the Farlands up to 1h 13min. This agreement allowed the crusaders to finish the messages and launch two carpet bombers. Sadly, the one launched further north committed suicide on the first hill.

### Day 66

#### Angel Dust's Return

Following the destruction of Quagmire, the Farlands on the Dynmap were erased from existence, and the second iteration of Angel Dust's artwork reappeared in its original location. As per the first restoration, his eyes are filled with blood and his left eye is blue, similar to Sans from Undertale. The map art remains marked as *Immortality* on the Dynmap and is considered a crime against humanity. The dirt town originally placed on the map was entirely destroyed, a fact that later caused Sylvee and Krinios of the Bean Empire to threaten Ben3759 with a lawsuit.

It is highly likely that the Crusaders will continue to wage war against the map art from Hazbin Hotel.

## Trivia

* Prior to January 10, BedheadBernie of Hazbinhotel did not see the show.
* Chip regards the Angel Dust Crusaders as enemies of free speech.