Mike Hatsune

**Mike Hatsune** is the main antagonist of *Yo! Noid 2* and its remaster. He is Miku's father who wants to replace The Noid with his own daughter.

## Appearance

Mike Hatsune has aquamarine hair, along with a matching mustache and eyebrows. He wears a grey vest with red markings on it, matching pants, and a white shirt. He also wears a long aquamarine and black tie.

## Personality

As we see in the finale of Yo! Noid 2, Mike appears to be a very cruel and harsh man, taunting The Noid about how he will be replaced by a "Vocal noid".

## Story

When the Noid encounters Mike Hatsune, he gets surprised that the Noid made it to his lair. The Noid asks what's going on, but Mike states he doesn't have to explain to a "dead" mascot (which surprises the Noid).

Mike then goes on to state that the Noid has been forgotten for a long time and that he took the Noids yoyo to lure him to his world, explaining that his plan is to replace the Noid with a "Vocal Noid", stating that it will be a 'symphony of sausage', when it is free he will erase the world starting with the Noid himself. The Noid accepts this challenge and fights Mike. After the Noid defeats Mike, Mike states that The Noid's fate is set in motion and that he is too late to stop it, but also states that the 1st domino has fallen to the Noid. Mike's last words tells the Noid to enjoy while he can because his replacement is out for delivery.

## Trivia

* Mike’s roasts are all pizza-themed puns.
* The "Vocal noid" is Hatsune Miku, a Vocaloid.
	+ There is a player character, Mikoid, who seems to be a cross between Hatsune Miku and the Noid.
	+ This plot point is based on the Hatsune Miku Dominos campaign.
* Mike's name is a play on 'Hatsune Miku', with the first and last names being swapped and the u swapped for an e in 'Miku'.
* Mike’s voice lines were made in the software known as “FL Studio” (formerly Frooty Loops).
* Mike's defeated animations are a direct reference to Kaiba's infamous defeat from the *Yu-Gi-Oh* animation series.

## Gallery

Mike calm talking animationMike calm blinking animationMike calm sprite sheetMike maniacal talking animationMike maniacal blinking animationMike maniacal sprite sheetMike dying talking animationMike dying blinking animationMike dying sprite sheetTV portrait

## Dialogue

> Intro
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* **Noid** Yo! Special delivery!
* **Mike Hatsune** ...
* **Mike Hatsune** You?
* **Mike Hatsune** How did you get here?!
* **Noid** Haha, you look like a crayon in a vest.
* **Noid** How about you tell me what's going on here.
* **Mike Hatsune** I don't have to explain anything to a dead mascot.
* **Noid** ... Dead?
* **Mike Hatsune** Can't you see?
* **Mike Hatsune** Your time is up!
* **Mike Hatsune** You're outdated! Forgotten!
* **Noid** So...
* **Noid** You're the one who tried to steal my yo-yo?
* **Mike Hatsune** That's right!
* **Mike Hatsune** Your 30 minutes or less of fame are over!
* **Mike Hatsune** You are now nothing but an empty shell, an unstuffed crust!
* **Mike Hatsune** You don't even deserve to be a Pizza Hut mascot!
* **Mike Hatsune** I've created a new Noid for a new age.
* **Mike Hatsune** One that will be a voice for people and pizza alike.
* **Mike Hatsune** A vocal Noid.
* **Noid** Cheesus Crust.
* **Mike Hatsune** It will be my legacy and sing a marinara melody!
* **Mike Hatsune** A 4-cheese quartet!
* **Mike Hatsune** A symphony of sausage!
* **Mike Hatsune** Once it is free I will finish what I started and erase this world.
* **Mike Hatsune** And it looks like I'll be erasing YOU earlier than expected!
* **Noid** Bring it on, Papa John.
* **Mike Hatsune** Enough talk. Let's dance!

> Outro
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* **Mike Hatsune** ARGH!
* **Mike Hatsune** You're still too late. There is no escape.
* **Mike Hatsune** The first domino has fallen and your fate is now set in motion.
* **Noid** Talk about a sore loser.
* **Mike Hatsune** Enjoy your quips while you can.
* **Mike Hatsune** Your replacement is out for delivery.