Hell (Song)

The song "Hell" is the first song of the 2018 Clown Core Album "Toilet". It features high pitched, shrieking keyboard riffs played by Clown B, aggressive singing by both Clowns, 2 lines each, as well as a smooth jazzy intermission played right after the main vocals end, which resumes into a slow, single note jazz piece sounding clowny in nature, together with slow played drums to give the intermission a comical note.

The song then continues into a medium speed section in which Clown A plays a Jazz tune on his saxophone, with Clown B operating the Bass line on his keyboard with his left hand, and with the right, plays a medium speed percussion beat.

After Clown A repeats a note on the saxophone a few times and Clown B beats the drums in rhythm to it, Clown B operates the clown horn installed on top of the hi-hats of his drum set, a short circussy riff is played by Clown A on the saxophone before the clown horn his honked again, cutting back to the two of them singing into the microphones with an aggressive short percussion piece.

The lyrics are as follows:

Clown A: ALL MY TURDS GO STRAIGHT TO HELL! A SMALL GIFT FOR THE DARKNESS ITSELF

CLOWN B: ALL OF MY FARTS COME STRAIGHT FROM HELL YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD IF YOU NOTICE A SMELL

### Music Video

The music video is the first to feature the Porta Potty, as the new recording studio and theme of the namesake album. It opens with static and then a blurred, 1980's camcorder style footage appears, with a grey porta potty from Socal Industries sitting in a concrete parking area with a few metal power poles, a field of dried and high grass in the background, and a telephone pole in the midst of the parking area.

Then, the interiour of the potty is shown, with Clown A standing, and Clown B sitting. Clown A holds his saxophone, while Clown B sits at his drumkit, all crammed up in the tiny and cramped toilet. On the left side a little window is seen at forehead-height, with a orange cloth strip to pull on to open it. On the right, an empty dispenser for wipes/paper is seen, on which a stick microphone or camera is seen taped on with black duct tape. Below it is a handrest and grip of polished metal, installed horizontally, on which the drum kits microphone capture is installed, a microphone stand duct-tape wired loosely onto the handrail.

On the door is a white dispenser for hand sanitizer wipes, on which a small webcam is glued on with black duct tape. In the topmost upper right corner of the door another webcam is seemingly glue-wired onto the door itself.

Clown A and B both have keyboards, Clown A for playing a high pitched riff, and Clown B for rhythm support via deep bass.

The Duo is seen playing the song as mentioned above, with no notable oddities other than the loose face masks wiggling during the singing, and a very abrupt ending in which both clowns relax and just freeze in motion.

### Trivia

It is the first song to feature the Porta Potty.
It is the first song that does not censor the Brand of the Porta Potty / contractor deploying them, as well as their 800-\*\*\*\*\* phone number.
The Toilet appears incredibly clean but if this is the actual case, or if it is filled to the brim in its waste compartment, is unknown, due to the clowns inherent resistance to bad odours or waste products in general.
It features no after-credits scene but instead a clownish riff at the end and a humorous rapidfire drum section.

The song is preceeded by none, and superseded by "Witch Pussy".