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Drunken Peasants episode 108

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Charles Darwin

File:Charles Darwin photograph by Herbert Rose Barraud, 1881 2.jpg
"*Design deez nuts.*"
— Darwin upon making his discovery.

 File:Darwin destroys jesus.jpg  **Charles Darwin** (12 February 1809 – 19 April 1882) is an English con-man,  eugenicist and sodomite  who founded the lie of evolution. He made it up to turn people, who usually happen to be more educated - weird - away from Jesus, as commanded by Lord Satan. It is also believed he did so to justify his uncanny resemblance to a chimpanzee.

Darwin was also a convicted sex offender who was found guilty of sodomizing several adolescent boys and barnyard animals throughout his life using finches with variously different beak sizes.

At the end of his life Darwin realized he was wrong about all his views on evolution and converted to Christianity on his deathbed.

## Trivia

* He is the brother of the communist philosopher Karl Marx.
* He founded the lie of Evilution
* He had one badass beard
420

File:20  **420** is somewhat of a national holiday for pan smokers or, according to ADoseOfBuckley, a way of celebrating their "weakness" of being addicted to pan (Albeit only around 9% of pan smokers are actually addicted).

420 also happens to be the birthday of Adolf Hitler, a well known pan enthusiast. Even though it's advised to smoke pan everyday, this day is specifically dedicated to only pan smoking. No breathing, no eating, nothing except for 24 hours of pure THC.

## 2015

April 20, 2015 was the first successful parade in celebration of Hitler's achievements in Detroit, Michigan. The parade was organized by none other than Hitlerist ideologue Ryan Wiley.

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Bullshit Police/Anita-Televangelist Comparison

Two questions. Respond in the comments.

1. I made a comparison between Anita Sarkeesian and American televangelists in a recent comment on DP 106. Should I elaborate? Does anybody care?

2. If so, where should I write it? On her page? In a blog post? Should I do a vlog about it?

Again, respond in the comments.

Here's my original comment; I'll make a vlog about it.

Anita Sarkeesian is very similar to 1980s Christian televangelists:

-accepts massive amounts of donations with disproportionately low output

-ideologue with a devout following

-strong victim complex

-malleable standards to fit an ideal narrative

-portrays nation as being in a moral crisis, needs to be saved by ideology

-appeals to pathos heavily

-uses new medium of communication for economic advantage

-attaches shame to sexuality

-makes broad, sweeping claims without support
Buddhism

A fucking wheel. How creative.

**Buddhism** (not to be confused with **Bootyism**) is a non-theistic religion where a fat fuck from India or some shit sat under a tree for some reason and had an orgasm which he named after the Grunge band Nirvana, he then told his butt-buddies to spread his message to the yellow-looking Eastern people. In the current day the religion is followed by Middle Class White Liberals and is led by Ben(even though he will deny this if asked)

## Beliefs

Buddhists believe some curry sniffer found all of life's answers by sitting under a tree. Sounds pretty fucking gay.
Drunken Peasants episode 104

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Dead Dove

"Ben... Ben... Show me your cock..." - Dead Dove trying to flirt with Ben.

**Dead Dove**, also known as **Swedish Piece Of Shit** and **Swedish Chef**, is a piece of shit from Sweden who is unable to talk properly.

## Description

Swedish Piece Of Shit is also rumored to be the warden of a Swedish prison. There he tends to every prisoner's heart desires. Performing oral sex on all the prisoners daily while making sure that every inmate, from rapist to murderer, lives as comfortably as possible.

## On DP

Dead Dove appeared as a Patreon guest in episode 190. He occasionally made good points, but was vigorously mocked for his tone of speech.

He reappeared on episode 199 and put his seal of approval on George Carlin, validating his existence. He also claimed Gail, Patrick Coleman, and gTime Johnny should be put in a mental institution.

## Trivia

* Johnny is mental? Fuck you Swedish chef!
* He likes mems
* He was born out of Jim Ass during his secret venture to Sweden.
California

Furry flag

"*I am Governor Jerry Brown. My aura smiles and never frowns. Soon I will be President.*"
—Dead Kennedys

**California,** also known as **Commiefornia**,is a state full of liberals, Jews, and oranges. The state capital is Pancramento. Jews reside mostly in Hollywood. PaulsEgo used to reside in California but moved to the shithole that is Texas.

Scientology has a strong following in some regions of the state as well. In 2015, they ran out of water and everybody in the state died. Jaclyn Glenn, Mercedes Carrera and ManGagaMan reside in California.

## Hollywood

Hollywoodis the place where all of the movies that people enjoy come from. It was named after a witch's wand. Thankfully, TVC exposed it for what it really is...a place full of Illuminati Satanists that make movies to brainwash the masses in preparation for the Anti-Christ. Because that doesn't sound like a bunch of crazy bullshit at all.

Brett Keane uses Hollywood in his infamous intro, he dreams of someday moving to this place with donations from his 2 fans who will fund a large moving truck filled completely with water to contain this Manatee. One of his many channels was also titled "Brett Keane Hollywood".

 File:Jlm-stars-hollywood-sign.jpg  There is also a huge Zionistic movement that's been happening for generations, but no fruit has been produced quite yet. A giant setback for this movement was the release of the film 'The Passion of the Christ'.

## Trivia

* TJ (and presumably Scotty) were born in South California. They also lived there again when The Amazing Atheist channel was created.
* Among others, Jaclyn Glenn, Mercedes Carrera, ManGagaMan and G-Time Johnny reside here.

## Gallery

Zorro1.jpgZorro, a real Californian hero.
Drunken Peasants episode 106

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Andy Warski

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Drunken Peasants episode 117

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Donald Trump

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Democratic Party

The Democratic logo, because all Democrats want the D

The **Democratic Party** (also known as **No Talent**) is a party that is its own number one enemy. It is a requirement for all Democrats to vote at least 30 times in every election, though this only works when they actually vote.

## History

Andrew Jackson wanted a place to meet with friends who also shared interests in Indian removal and slavery. Things remained the same for another century until a starry-eyed lad by the name of FDR decided life was going too well for everyone and he'd be great as dicta- President.

After his wheel chair broke, the party had one last shot with another acronym until he himself got shot. Their next course of action was to attack more Asians, which charlie-horsed them for another 30 years. Ever since, they manage to do pretty well only to screw it all up again.

## Pandering

**If you are:**

* Black
* Poor
* Muslim
* A Hater of the United States
* A no-good dirty faggot
* Or a complete waste of space to society

You still won't vote Democrat
Copyright Strike

File:Explosion.gif  A **Copyright Strike** is made when another YouTube user, or possibly YouTube's copyright robot, flags a video, getting it taken down, and puts a strike on the channel. This is usually done by butthurt people that can't take criticism, so they resort to trying to shut down other people's opinions.

## On DP

The Drunken Peasants Channel is often afflicted with these due to various segments. The segment that caused it is normally edited out and the episode reuploaded.

## List of people that have given copyright strikes

* Steve Green
* Jenny McDermott
* Christiano Brothers (possibly)
* Laci Green
* Mr. Repzion
* The Fine Brothers
* Tommy Sotomayor

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Chris Ray Gun

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Drunken Peasants episode 115

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Cool Cat

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Drunken Peasants episode 109

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Survivor: Indonesia

***Survivor: Indonesia***, also known as ***Survivor: Indonesia - Democrats v. Republicans v. Independents*** is the first season of Miles' Survivor.

## Twists

* **Democrats vs. Republicans vs. Indepedents:** The 18 castaways will be divided based off of their political beliefs, Mahakam consists of the republicans, Semeru consists of the independents, and Bandung consists of the democrats.
* **Legacy Advantage:** During the marooning, a Legacy Advantage was hidden, and allowed its user to gain immunity during the Final 6 tribal council. In the event that the holder is voted out beforehand, they must give it to a player left in the game.
* **Hidden Immunity Idol:** A hidden immunity idol is hidden at each one of the tribe's camps.
* **Tribe Disbanding:** On Day 12, Bandung was disbanded and each castaway had to pick a covered buff on a tray, indicating their new tribe.
* **Extra Vote:** A castaway would get the right to vote twice at the same Tribal Council. After being used, the holder will be unable to vote at the next Tribal Council. It was valid until the Final 6.

## Season Summary

The 18 new castaways were divided into three tribes based off of their political beliefs. The Mahakam (Republicans) tribe had an age divide with the younger contestants attempting to vote out the older contestants, while the Bandung (Democrats) and Semeru (Independents) featured a four person majority and two person minority. This resulted in blindsides as things slightly shifted or the minority felt they were in danger.

After eleven days, the tribes went from three tribes of six to two tribes of seven. The new Mahakam tribe featured a prominent original Semeru majority, although a target was set on Meaghan Gornick, who was previously in the minority on her original tribe. This resulted in her elimination and the eventual downfall of the original Semerus. On the new Semeru tribe, a secret alliance formed between one member from each tribe, each with their own ambitions and wants from this new alliance.

When the tribes merged, two alliances faced off: Brian McCormick's alliance and the original Semeru alliance sans Evangeline Creswell. As one alliance took control of the game, they began to pick off the minority members back to back, excluding Clover Dawkins who was voted out because of an idol play. After being tired of being controlled, Kevin Lorelike, Billy Estrella, and Arthur Franklin revolted and voted out the leader Brian. This left the remaining people outside of the blindside unhappy, and instead Arthur and Billy were voted back to back. After winning the final immunity challenge, Kevin dictated the vote and eliminated Evangeline.

At the Final Tribal Council, the games of Michelle Patzer and Louisa Graham were blasted for their lackluster games, but Louisa was praised for her redemption journey and finding her inner self. In the end, Kevin received the win in a very close 4-3-1 vote, with Louisa receiving three votes and Michelle receiving one vote.

## Trivia

* Thank you so much to the amazing Tanglefrost for creating Arthur, Evangeline, Louisa, Robbie, and Tamara!
Daniel Dalton

**Daniel Dalton**is an american conservative libertarian YouTuber and creator of the channel **StateOfDaniel** (aka **State Of Denial**). His videos have been featured on the Drunken Peasants sometimes. TJ first made a video about him in March 2014 as a response to one of his videos about evolution, which Daniel made a response to. Creationist Cat has also made a video response to Daniel, in which Daniel was rekt.

Daniel thinks that Sarah Palin has real solutions and that should tell you something about him. He also has expressly used Pascal's Wager as evidence for the existence of God, along with several other overused arguments used by idiotic Christians.

Daniel exhibits mannerisms often associated with homosexuality. While this does not necessarily mean that he is homosexual, it does validate it as a possibility. This is especially ironic, as his favorite politician espouses homophobic philosophies.

## On DP

Daniel was featured in a special mini episode of the Drunken Peasants on March 20, 2014, which was a test of their new system which allowed TJ to have a camera. The episode is featured below, in the gallery.

## Gallery

Sideboobler..jpgDaniel's hero.Danield.jpgBecause prayers work.DanieldCon.jpgHis original thumbnail.Ben and TJ Test The New System - StateOfDaniel = Fail
Crazy People Segment

File:New "Crazy People" Segment Intro - The Drunken Peasants
The **Crazy People Segment** is a newer segment of ԀP used to showcase all the online lunatics discovered by the peasants. Although this has technically been going on for a while, it has only recently become it's own official segment, with an intro. Frequent "victims" of the segment include Gail Chord Schuler, G Man, The Vigilant Christian, and Brett Keane, among others.

This segment first officially premiered in Episode 149, along with it's fan-made intro. In Episode 167, a new intro for the segment was unveiled and has since replaced the old one. Beginning in Episode 239, a new intro for the Crazy People Segment was broadcast. It was made by

 File:"Crazy People" Segment Intro - The Drunken Peasants  YouTube user Daniel Latue, the creator of the original Crazy People intro.

## The Crazy People of The Crazy People Segment

The following is a list of the completely mentally stable individuals featured in the original intro:

* Patrick Coleman
* Gail Chord Schuler
* G-Man

And this is a list of the unbelievably intelligent, well adjusted individual situations featured in the second and current intro *(in order of appearance)*:

* The Doctor of Common Sense
* The Unfunny Comedian
* Pastor Steven Anderson
* Jenny McDermott
* Roosh V
* "Dr." Kent Hovind
* The Viligant Christian
* Brother Nathanael
* Atheist Roo
* Wild Bill for America
* Josh Frankenstein
* Alex Jones
* Kinky Joe
* Gail Chord Schuler
* Brett "The Situation" Keane *(In his true form)*

Ben has (as of late) decided not to always show the matinée. You never know when the Situation will show up. This has been particularly scary for many indavidhuls.

## Trivia

* The original intro was made by YouTuber and fan, Daniel Latue.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrs8LnIeINslmcYQg4bM\_HQ
Ben

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Ben is one of the original founding hosts of the show, managing the technical aspects of the show and generally acting as mission control while still participating as a normal host as well. For much of the show he wore a distinct wrestling mask although since he has gone on camera without it on and doesn't wear it much during the show.

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Christiano Brothers

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"*In 1979 I was attending Arkansas State University and I met a girl," says Dave. "We started dating and very early in our relationship she asked me if I had ever asked Jesus Christ to come into my life. At the time I had no idea what she was talking about.*"
―One of the Christiano Brothers claiming that they had never heard of Jesus Christ in 1970s America.[src]
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The **Christiano Brothers** are the creators of the Christian propaganda film Second Glance, which contained the *"Hey Scotty, Jesus Man"* scene which birthed the whole popular meme revolving around it. They clearly don't understand Fair Use laws as they (or a representative of them) have taken down many parodies and clips of their popular scene and even filed copyright claims against the show itself for utilizing the meme. They've also taken down videos pertaining to their latest movie, A Matter of Faith.

## On DP

The Christiano Brothers have been discussed multiple times on the show, such as Episode 122, due to them throwing a gear in the production of the show.
Drunken Peasants episode 121

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Drunken Peasants episode 125

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Drunken Peasants episode 102

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Brett Keane's Family

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"*Me mother smelt bad, and so did me dad. Along with me brothers and aunts. We passed down our shirts full of grease, grim and dirt. And even our underpants.*"
—The family song

"*You attacked my family!*"
—Keane's catchphrase that started it all.
**Brett Keane's Family** are an anonymous group of savage individuals unfortunate enough to be stuck with Brett Keane for their entire lives. Brett Keane constantly has to defend his family from the ornslaught by his internet dissidents.

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Keane has used his wife and children in the past to e-beg for money, he often accuses his detractors of attacking his family when he in reality has referred to his children as "water headed idiots." Brett Keane's family unspringing includes many ignorant pieces of shit shaped in his image. Brett often extends the term "family" to refer his fellow theists like G Man, Vekl, and CheDubs in a brotherly fashion.

It would seem that Joseph8276 aka DA BEAST is actually a part of Brett's family. With the recent revelation that he was supposedly in possession of CP, it seems as if he's more related to the bullshit genes of Keane day by day.

## Attack on Family

Brett Keane's Family was attacked orn the September 11, 2001 situation by Osama Bin Laden, TJ, and Paul's Ego simultaneously. The entire family, excluding Brett, was raped until their blood was entirely replaced by semen. Later that day, his family went to the heaven situation and got fucked by Allah and his army indivijuls with bananas.

## Known Indivijuls

* The Stallion
* Dorn
* Mr Plinkett
* The Beast!
* Terroja Kincaid
* The Matinée

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**Guest:** 20 • 166 • Religion Debate • Religion Debate 2
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Ass Banana

File:CSquared - Ass Banana (Drunken Peasants Remix) -Free Download-  **Ass Banana** is a fan-made piece of music that samples Ben, TJ and Scotty. It is centered around the theme of BananaGate. The song contains several references to bananas and TJ's ass.

Ben and Scotty provided the sampled material in a discussion about editing out of context. It was made by YouTubere Cory Cooper. Cooper once commented that he fucked a banana while making the remix for inspiration.

## Lyrics

*TJ fucked-*

*TJ fucked a-*

*TJ fucked a Banana (4x)*

*TJ...fucked a...banana!*

*Banana!*

*Banana!*

*Banana!*

*Banana!*

*[Chorus]*

*This shit is bananas!*

B-A-N-A-N-A-S! *(8x)*

*Do it again!*

*Baaannnnaaaa! (26x)*

## Trivia

* TJ danced seductively to Ass Banana during the 100th Episode Special.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp9eOy9OZgM
Drunken Peasants episode 105

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Benghazi Terrorist Attacks

Redirect to:

* Ben#Benghazi
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The **Benghazi Terrorist Attacks** were step one of Obama's plan to ruin America. He, Hillary Clinton and Charles Darwin sent a bunch of clean Republicans to Africa, where they were killed in Kenyanist concentration camps.

## Trivia

* The attacks were named after Ben, whose last name is actually "Ghazi".
* Wild Bill tried to have Obama impeached, but the IRA successfully lobbied against it.
Cuba

**Cuba** is a communist, socialist, leftist, liberal, "progressive", fascist island nation full of dirty Mexicans whose ancestors came from Europe. They always be trying to come here and set up their communist/nazi Obama camps but good, clean, white Americans stop 'em. They also have good cigars, bananas, and pan. The capital is Hapana. They apparently have a vaccine for lung-cancer, which proves that they are far superior to the United States and that Communism was right all along.

On the 25th of November, 2016, Fidel Castro peacefully passed away, unlike his countless victims.

## Trivia

* Guantanamo Bay is apparently in this country, which is where we punish terrorists from Sandniggerstan for hating freedom.
* Castro is now a good Commie.

## Gallery

Cuba cigar 350.jpgFidel.jpgEx-Pimp of Cuba, Fidel Castro.
Drunken Peasants episode 63

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Bitch Boy Slap Fight

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**Bitch Boy Slap Fight (short BBSF)** is an American reality/sport television program in-production by the Drunken Peasants Podcast, who will also host. It is set to star The UnFunny Comedian and his gay lovers "good friends" as they engage in slap fights for the entertainment of millions. Details as to the format of the show are currently a matter of heated debate, however current estimates put the shows release as early as 3017.

## History

The UnFunny Comedian's take on the Drunken Peasants Podcast, Random Discussions of the Inebriated Variety was such an unimaginable failure that he decided, after its cancelation, to bring the podcast back. In a clever move, he decided to change nothing, and just kept it boring and horrible. Out of this however came a humorous exchange between UnFunny and his co-host, during which the two engaged in a slap fight. The Peasants found themselves taken aback at UnFunny's inexplicable funniness, and proposed a television program to

Paul and Ben, in a later show, produced lyrics which would soon come to be known as the Bitch Boy Slap Fight Song, which was later remixed with a completely original instrumental to bring us the song we know and love today. Since its release, the Peasants have not shut up about this song.

Although he hasn't yet acknowledged the existence of Bitch Boy Slap Fight, it is almost certain that UnFunny will accept the offer to join Bitch Boy Slap Fight, given his need for attention and crippling lack of a social life.

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BananaGate 2011

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"*Brett Keane took away my virginity when I first saw this.*"
—G Man's poorly worded comment regarding BananaGate.
**BananaGate 2011** or simply **BananaGate**, is the name for a famous internet sex scandal and a series of videos of TJ doing various lewd acts including sexual intercourse with a banana, pouring hot oil on his dick and wearing a ball gag in late 2011. TJ made them originally for a girl he was seeing at the time and sent it to two others which lead to it being eventually leaked out on the internet.

TJ made a video on his Amazing Atheist channel on October 31, 2011 talking about the whole ordeal. TJ has showed no remorse for doing any of those things, citing his already infamous reputation on YouTube.

## On DP

"*At least my last name wasn't BananaBottom.*"
—TJ's response to Anthony Wiener's sexting scandal.
The event comes up occasionally on the podcast but it rarely phases TJ, he has said that he sent the videos to a female he had trusted later had leaked the videos online. Some idiots believe that TJ leaked the videos himself for attention. Idiots that are debating TJ often brings up BananaGate to get a rise out of him when they have nothing of value to offer to the conversation.

G Man claims that Brett Keane "stole his virginity" in a sense when Keane showed him the videos, Ben mocked G Man's poorly thought out phrasing.

Ben, Scotty and TJ all left audio samples in hopes someone would make them into a song about BananaGate and their wishes later came true.

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## Potential Sequel

A sequel to BananaGate2011 is rumored to be in production after TJ claimed he would make another one on Reddit. It will apparently feature a Crucifix and be titled "The Benpire Strikes Back".

## Trivia

* If you look closely enough, you can see a watermark for Wondershare, indicating G Man was likely the one who filmed the videos.
* This has ~~nothing~~ everything to do with the suicide of the chairman of United Brands Company.
* Famous billionaire, actor, athlete Trent Jenner has agreed to star in the sequel to Bananagate as FuckBuddy#3. The actor hopes that this will really boost her career, hoping to get a leading role in EggsGate, starring Scotty Kirk, thus kicking off the Food Fucking Cinematic Universe (FFCU for short.)
* J.K. Rowling knows about the video

## Gallery

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Bill O'Reilly

"*We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live!*"
— O'Reilly flips.

**Bill O'Reilly** is an American conservative commentator on Fox and a professional bullshit-master. He has been criticized previously by TJ on his Amazing Atheist channel, as well as many other atheists.

## On DP

Some of his bullshit is played on the show as he is a regular conservative punching bag of the peasants. TJ said that he is not that bad compared to the likes of Sean Hannity. Ben commonly, since DP's inception, has used a soundboard of Bill O' Reilly having his "Fuck It!" freak out on the show, usually to dismiss a bullshit video. Bill saying "Fuck It!" even appears in the show's original intro, though it is changed to "Suck It!" in the second one.

On Episode 167 Ben presents a segment in which Bill O'reilly denies the existence of starving children in America. It starts with Bill arguing with a guest over the cost of higher education which transitions into a general discussion on poverty. O'reilly rejects the notion that poor people lack food saying they have big screen TV's and air conditioning. The Peasants ridiculed and laughed at Bill's stupidity.

## Trivia

* Bill gives professional boob massages.
* He likes falafel so much that he can eat it while having sex.
* He's a bisexual. He wants to marry a guy and a babe.

## Quotes

* *"I don't know what that is, I've never seen it."*
* *"There's no words there."*
* *"Tide comes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that."*

## Gallery

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Big Red

*Not to be confused with that other Big Red.*

"*I'm reading, fuckface!*"
—Chanty Binx
**Chanty BinX (aka** **Big Red)**, is an insolent minx/cunt from Canada. She pulled off the fire alarm with her fellow feminists at an MRA meeting in Toronto. Her nasally voice has assaulted the ears of thousands across America.

## On TAA

In 2013, TJ made a video of her, talking about how ~~radical feminists like her use bullying tactics to censor people who disagree with them~~ he supports her in every way in her fight against the patriarchy.File:Feminists Love Islamists

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Adam Kokesh

Adam Kokesh is...

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Cracked

**Cracked.com** is a humor website and essentially a rip-off of MAD Magazine. They actually used to put out pretty funny articles and original web series until they, like many other websites, were annexed by Social Justice Warriors.

TJ has covered them twice on his Amazing Atheist channel, first in a response to an article on atheism where he was mentioned. The article was pretty much just whining about how atheists aren't nice. He would later make another video about them in response to a video they put out about movie heroes being villains today due to being "racist" and "sexist."

They were mentioned on the Drunken Peasants on Episode 212 when TJ listed off sites that had been taken over by SJWs.
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Drunken Peasants episode 213

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Dragon Ball Z

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**Dragon Ball Z** (known by some as **Fire Ball Z**) is the Japanese version of WWE.

## Description

It's some animu bullshit watched by Weeaboos the world over that the peasants sometimes bring up on the podcast even though only 30% of the fan base gives two shits. It involves a lot of muscular men in silly costumes fighting each other with other-the-top special attacks, so it is not a surprise that it's entertaining to watch.

## People Who Have Achieved Super Saiyan

* TJ Kirk
* Bill Clinton
* Scotty Cena

## Gallery

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Cancelled Episodes

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 File:DPriot.jpg  **Cancelled Episodes** are exactly what you think they are, cancelled DP shows. Half of the time, they are cancelled due to TJ having sexual intercourse with Scotty Cena. It is said that the average DP fan will murder everyone in plain sight if they find out that a show is cancelled.

Back when the live chat was still around before the show aired, people would often try to confuse other fans by saying the show was cancelled even if it was not. This was usually after a short delay.

## Trivia

* It is suspected that world tragedies like 9/11 and the Hindenburg disaster were the result of DP fans who couldn't contain their rage.
* World War 2 was caused by German fans after a cancelled show.
DarkMatter2525

DarkMatter2525 is...

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Ban TJ Campaign

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"*Ban TJ! Ban TJ!*"
—Scotty Kirk
The **Ban TJ Campaign** (otherwise known simply as **#BanTJ**) is an ongoing effort to ban TJ from the Drunken Peasants. Petitions related to the campaign have accumulated trillions of signatures. The campaign is spearheaded by God and Adolf Hitler (the same duo that orchestrated the Holocaust, incidentally).

## Success of the Campaign

The campaign was so successful that YouTube actually banned the Drunken Peasants outright. Ben had to clarify the message of the campaign with the retards at ShitTube, and all members (including TJ) were reinstated.

## T-shirt

One of the latest DP shirt designs features the slogan "#BanTJ," as well as a giant banana (presumably for TJ to think about while masturbating).

## YouTube Strikes Back

YouTube made more worthwhile changes by moving the channel icon right over the TJ Cam. Looks like the niggers at JewTube are working hard. Ben switched the arrangement of the banner so that he is underneath the icon.

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## Kill TJ Campaign

The Kill TJ Campaign, or #KillTJ, is a more extreme faction within the Ban TJ campaign. All the hosts (including TJ) emphatically showed their support for #KillTJ in Episode 45. Sir Lazlo the Great used the campaign as inspiration in the second most disturbing video ever (behind BananaGate).

## Trivia

* In episode 143 of DP, they almost had TJ kicked off. However, due to TJ's ties with the satanic Illuminati, he had to stay on.

## Gallery

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Conservative Hammer

The **Conservative Hammer** is a guy who says stupid shit and can't spell correctly. He also kind of looks like Dale from King of the Hill...at 2 fps

By the way; TJ got owened.

Owwwh! NYAAAAAH!

duhblehbuhbuhduhblehbluhde- FUCKING LIBERAL FAGGOT!!! nuhduhbluhdebenenehbluhbeh...

## On DP

His most famous video was him "owending" the retarded TJ. The video was featured in Episode 111.

## Links

* Blog
* Website
David Bowie

**David Robert Jones**, known as **David Bowie** was the name of a very famous individual. Born Margret Mary Jones and Haywood Stenton Jones in Brixton where he grew up and developed his interest in music. He was a poor mother fucker because England didn't have a good Socialist leader like Bernie Sanders, only some old tosser who sits on a throne. He was an atheist situation and even made music mocking the Catholic church with the single *The Next Day* on his twenty fourth studio album *The Next Day*. He is now thought to be a flip flopping Christian because of the lyric "Look up here, I'm in Heaven." from his song *Lazarus.*

## On DP

On episode 196, the Peasants played a video of Steve Shives, bitching about how people shouldn't be so sad about his death because he "raped" a 15-year-old girl back in the 70's, but that is just because he watched Labrinyth and got that idea.
Bohemian Situation

**Bohemian Situation** was a song sung by Brett Keane in celebration of Evan LeFavor's 30th birthday.

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## Lyrics

*Dorn*

*Just ate some pie*

*But before it got to my lips*

*Tasted it and it tasted like shit*

*I said woman*

*Your life has just begun*

*But now you've gorn and thrown it all away*

*Dorn, ooooh*

*When I ask you for some pie*

*I didn't mean something that you bought from the savemart*

*Bake that pie (Bake that pie)*

*Cuz nothing really matters*

**- Intermission -**

*I see a little silhouette of mac and cheese*

*Scaramouche, scaramouche*

*Dorn you better get cooking*

*Thunderbolts and lightning*

*Black guys are so frightening*

(scream)

*Galileo (Galileo)*

*Galileo (Galileo)*

*Galileo was a god-believer situation*

*I'm just an individual, nobody loves me*

*He's just an individual from a poor family*

*Saving my house from my donation drives*

*Water heads, water heads*

*I make water heads*

*Bismillah*

*No! My children water heads (water heads)*

*Bismillah*

*My children water heads (water heads)*

*Bismillah*

*My children water heads (water heads)*

*Bismillah*

*My children water heads (water heads)*

*My children water heads (water heads)*

*My children water heads (water heads)*

*My children water heeeeeaaaads*

*Heads, heads, heads, heads, heads, heads, heads*

*Dorn dorn dorn dorn dorn dorn dorn dorn*

*Dorn dorn dorn dorn dorn dorn dorn dorn dorn dorn dorn dorn, water head*

*Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me*

C*uz I'm a GOD BELIEVER*

## Trivia

* The creator of this page had to look for the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody online to find out what some of these words even were. What a plagiarist.
Carl Sagan

**Carl Sagan** (1934-1996) was an American cosmologist and author from New York. He is most famous for his books *Pale Blue Dot*, *Cosmos* and *Contact.* His public television series, *Cosmos: A Personal Voyage,* was the most popular series in public television history at the time of its broadcast. It remains the most watched public access series in history

Dusty Smith references him sometimes, and has even made a video on him before, calling him *"The Snoop Dogg of Science"*, due to all the pan he smoked.

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Ben Carson

"*Obamacare is the worst thing to happen in this nation since slavery.*"
—Ben Carson

"*Common Sense is not so common*"
—-Voltaire, accurately describing Ben Carson

**Ben Carson** aka **Dr. Ambien** is a former Neurosurgeon and a failed Republican Presidential Candidate. Ben Carson has the greatest speaking voice that causes you to fall *aslee... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.*

On March 3, 2016 Ben Carson dropped out of the presidential race because the conservatives thought they wanted a black man in office but as always they changed their mind.

## On DP

Ben Carson has been mentioned many times due to his run to become the president of the United States.

### Appearances

* Episode 112
* Episode 149
* Episode 156
* Episode 171
* Episode 175
* Episode 177
* Episode 184
* Episode 189
* Episode 198
* Episode 210
* Episode 211
* Episode 212
* Episode 220

## Quotes

* *"I am probably never going to be politically correct because I am not a politician. I don't want to be a politician."*
* *"Obamacare aims to make all of us subservient to the government. It was never about health care. It was about control."*
* *"I will stab you."*

## Trivia

* He stabbed someone viciously.
* Surprisingly, Ben Carson actually opposed Anti-vaxxers during the 2016 GOP election.
* He got bitch-slapped by Donald Trump .
* He has the power to make anyone fall asleep when he sp*eaks... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.*
* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Atheists Pwned

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**Atheists Pwned Rap** is another sick rap from G Man. It is the follow-up to Atheists Owned. Many parts of the rap are very hard to hear, due to a combination of G Man's amazing equipment and his superb editing skills.

## Lyrics

*Tick tack tattle I'll crush you in a battle
Kicking your tail from Jersey to Seattle
Scott and Ben, you know God is real
TJ is fake with no sex appeal*

*Dusty's* *myth started out his opinion
Throwing up his played out religion
Don't mess with me, I ain't the one
I'll own you in a debate and fry your buns*

*I'll break you like six, you ain't slick, your brands are knit (?), my rhymes are sick
Your sci-fi brains can't comprehend
Jesus is God, he's not pretend
So turn from sin, avoid your end*

*Believe in Christ that's how it begins
Listen to Raw when he's talking to you
You silly freethinkers, stop acting like fools*

*So get on your knees and start to pray
And read your Bible and do what it says
So get on your knees and start to pray
And read your Bible and do what it says
Get on your knees and start to pray
Then read your Bible and do what it says
Get on your knees and start to pray
Then read your Bible and do what it says
Uh, uh, uh*

*Tick tack tattle, do you really wanna battle?
I'm spanking that booty with my godly paddle
It may be easy for me to share my faith
Griffin(?) is afraid of having a debate*

*(Indecipherable)
Come to Christ and gain eternal life
You chose jewels, atheists lose
God loves you, stop being a fool*

*Dawkins* *is a liar with his 8/8 vision
Keeping you blind by blaming religion
Of all the bad things that make humans sore
Religion is responsible for all the wars?*

*Atheists* *sick of getting owned:
Come to Jesus and quit getting pwned
Atheists think(?), then repent
Hearing the truth was time well spent*

*So get on your knees and start to pray
And read your Bible and do what it says
Get on your knees and start to pray
And read your Bible and do what it says
So get on your knees and start to pray
Then read your Bible and do what it says
Uh, uh, uh, yeah. I'm out.*

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