Breakfast in the Internet Cafe: Glitchzen (Transcript)

A transcript of Breakfast in the Internet Cafe: Glitchzen.

## Transcript

(Intro, title sequence. Taking place after Episode 4, Kyojon is seen driving his friends all the way back to Lazuli City at dawn. Everyone is seen resting after the big concert last night, including Kimiko and her friends. Meanwhile, Cassidy and Kaito are seen talking at the back seat.)

**Cassidy:** So, about that fight? It was really awesome!

**Kaito:** Yeah. I wish we could do this again if someone gets hawkerized.

**Cassidy:** Exactly. Would it be nice if we mix our powers?

**Kaito:** Yeah. That way, it would be stro- (a loud stomach growl is heard) What was that?

**Kiran (rubbing his stomach):** Sorry. That was my stomach.

**Sabrina:** Kiran, haven't you been eating last night?

**Kiran:** I was, but when we've been battling the hawkerized Emily last night, I felt myself getting energy. (chuckles nervously) I wish I had breakfast right now.

**Tia Yong:** Geez, boy. It’s only six in the morning. You'll have to wait until we arrive at Midnight Magic High… because there's a special cafe on the side called Triforce Internet Cafe.

**Kiran:** Really? (his stomach growls again) I couldn't wait that long!

**Kyojin:** Alright, we're nearly here. Let's all get changed and then go down to Midnight Magic High.

**All:** Okay. (enter the Muroi residence)

(Later, at Midnight Magic High School, Sang-Hong, who is disguised as a student, enters the school, surprising everyone as they start taking photos of him.)

**Alana:** He's so clever!

**Harmony:** And so handsome!

**Kimiko (surprised):** Whoa! Sang-Hong?! What are you doing here?!

**Sang-Hong:** I came to surprise you, Kimi. And I’ve always wanted to check this place out.

**Kimiko:** Welcome to Midnight Magic High, Sang-Hong!

**Sang-Hong:** Thanks!

**Miyoko:** But look at us now. We’re all teens.

(Elsewhere…)

**Kiran:** Man, I hope breakfast will be ready. I barely ate the whole time. (embarrassed as his stomach growls again) And yet I’m hungry now…

**Kaito:** Be patient. Breakfast will be ready.

(We then see Kimiko, Miyoko, and the disguised Sang-Hong at Triforce Internet Cafe.)

**Kimiko:** Hey everyone, guess what? We have somebody very special in our school! This is Kim Sang-Hong!

**Triforce Customer (Sol):** Whoa!

**Triforce Customer (Jason):** This guy is cool!

**Sang-Hong:** Thanks, guys!

**Breakfast Lady (Hillary):** Hey there, and welcome to Triforce! My name’s Hillary, and how may I serve you this morning?

**Kimiko:** Hi! Can I get two strawberry donuts and three stacks of pancakes with a strawberry milkshake, please?

**Miyoko:** And can I have bacon, eggs, and sausages with a chocolate milkshake?

**Hillary:** Okay, girls. (sets Kimiko and Miyoko’s breakfast down) Here you go.

**Kimiko and Miyoko:** Thank you!

(Then the boys show up.)

**Hillary:** Good morning, boys! And welcome to Triforce! What can I get you?

**Kaito:** I want two toasted waffles with a blueberry milkshake, please.

**Kiran:** I would like to have four pancakes, two bacon strips, and some sausages please. (stomach growls) Oh boy, I’m so hungry I could eat an Octorok! Also, I would like some orange juice.

**Cyrus:** Eww. You're so weird, bro.

**Hillary:** Okay, (to Cyrus) and what would you like?

**Cyrus:** I would like some sweet strawberry and orange rolls, and also a mocha Frappuccino.

**Hillary:** Okay. Your breakfast will be ready just now.

(A Japanese breakfast lady takes their meals to the table and bows to them.)

**Cyrus:** Thank you. (he and the boys sit down)

**Kaito:** Say, guys. You wanna head down to the bar and get some orange beer after school?

**Cyrus:** I don’t think I will. I would get drunk like you guys from last time.

**Kaito:** But it's worth it.

**Kiran:** Hey, Kaito. Wanna try my bacon and pancake?

**Kaito:** Yeah, sure! Try all my stuff! Cheers! (both Kiran and Kaito share two glasses of root beer and start drinking, Cyrus disapproves of their bad manners as he politely eats his breakfast) You want some? (hands Cyrus some root beer)

**Cyrus:** I-I'm good.

**Kaito:** Okay. (he and Kiran resume eating)

(Meanwhile, Tia Yong is seen at the video game area with other classmates and a few customers.)

**Triforce Customer (Noah):** Oh really, man? I bet Terra could get away with cheating on this game!

**Tia Yong:** Yeah, right!

**Akito:** Hey, look! Dai over there is looking for challengers for his favorite fighting game!

**Tia Yong:** Really? Sounds like a job for me!

(The scene cuts to Dai Matsuyama, who is almost finished with his senior year, getting started on playing a T-Rated fighting game. The screen of one of the TVs shows a fighter selection screen.)

**Dai:** Ah, a challenger who can test my skills!

**Tia Yong (sitting next to Dai):** And a worthy one, too!

**Dai:** Who are you gonna be? I’m gonna be (selects his character) this guy.

**Tia Yong:** I prefer (selects her character) this guy.

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(Then, the game ends and Tia Yong cheers upon winning)

**Dai:** No fair! (throws his wireless controller down) You cheated!

**Tia Yong:** I didn’t cheat. I won. What’s it to you?

**Dai (picks up his controller):** No one had beaten me in this game before! NO ONE!

**Tia Yong:** Oh yeah?! Prove it then, you sore loser! I’ve beaten you four times in a row, but you won five matches!

**Dai:** Yeah, but still! You shouldn't cheat while I was playing fair.

**Tia Yong:** That doesn't look like fair and square to me! You're just jealous because I was raised in China to become a warrior.

**Cassidy:** Uh, guys? Please, can we not fight? You're scaring us and Sang-Hong.

**Tia Yong:** Oh, sorry Cassie. Didn't mean for this to happen, but (points at Dai) he started this! Right?

**Dai:** You know what, Tia! I'm outta here!

**Tia Yong:** Well, good day!

(The two walk away out of Triforce Internet Cafe while everyone else stands still with worry.)

**Cassidy:** I tried to warn them…

**Sabrina:** Now now, Cassie. It's not all that bad. They just didn't seem to get along, but I’m sure they'll turn up one day.

(Meanwhile, at Crow Incorporated…)

**Hooded Crow:** What is this? A gamer who ragequit? Don’t worry, I will help him win the next match. (prepares a dark moth that glows purple) Fly away, my little oni. Find the gamer, and hawkerize him. (sends the moth to find Dai)

(Meanwhile, Dai is seen sulking at the corner of the school courtyard.)

**Dai:** Calm down. Oh, that stupid son of– (the dark moth lands on his controller) Whoa! The heck?!

**Hooded Crow (from Crow, Inc.):** Glitchzen, I am Hooded Crow. I’ve heard about your recent first loss in one of your favorite video games, as one of the Vocaloid heroes I’ve heard about had gotten so skilled at it than you are, so now I’m giving you the opportunity to get back at her and her friends, and show other gamers who the real cheater is. This is why I’m giving you the power to teleport anywhere, especially into computer and television screens, to help the characters you choose win by glitching to do so, but you will also find the Vocaloid quartet’s magic orbs and bring them to me.

**Hawkerized Dai:** Don't worry Hooded Crow, I'll do my best to make you proud. (transforms into Glitchzen, his controller becoming a weapon) Whoa-hoa! Look at me! I'm so cool-looking. (rushes back into Midnight Magic High School)

(Back at the lockers...)

**Tia Yong:** Oh Dai, you think you know everything, think I'm a big cheater. I would NEVER do that, as the only thing I did was win a few rounds fairly, and he on the other hand is just plain rude.

**Roxy:** Now now sis, I know you've been through a hard time.

**Barry:** What she said. He’ll calm down when he's ready and-

(Suddenly, the three hear angry screaming coming from Triforce Internet Cafe.)

**Roxy:** What the heck was that?

**Barry:** Is that a monster or a robbery?

**Tia Yong:** Only one way to find out.

(The three then head inside Triforce Internet Cafe, where they see one of the customers complaining about a glitch on his computer screen.)

**Al Three:** Huh?!

**Glitchzen (laughs mockingly from the customer’s screen):** Serves you right for trying to beat me! Now who else wants to challenge me?!

**Tia Yong:** Oh my gosh. This is all my fault. I shouldn't have shouted at him. Maybe he did win a few rounds fairly too.

**Barry:** Aw, it's okay Tia. It's not a big deal. We just gotta fetch Kyojin and then you’ll transform.

**Tia Yong:** Oh yeah?! Well, if it’s a challenge he wants and it’s true it’s me he’s looking for, (holds up her magical orb) then so be it! Magical Orb, turn me into Thunderclaw! (transforms) You better watch out because I might electrocute you!

**Barry and Roxy:** Whoa! So cool!

**Thunderclaw:** I know, right? Now here goes nothing! (grabs a nearby computer screen and goes inside using lightning powers)

**Triforce Customer (Evie):** Now that’s a thunder god move right there.

(In one of the screens, Glitchzen is seen plonking for Tia Yong.)

**Glitchzen (growls):** Where is she?! Where is that street smart loser?!

**Thunderclaw (offscreen):** You’ve come to the right place!

**Glitchzen:** Ah, (turns to face Thunderclaw) there you are! You ready for Round 2?

**Thunderclaw:** I sure am, you technical difficulty! (readies her lightning powers) Now let’s duke it out!

**Glitchzen:** Oh, it’s on now!

(Meanwhile, back in the real world…)

**Kyojin (running to his friends):** No need to get me, Barry. I'm here. I know what all the commotion's about. Dai had been hawkerized. Everyone, go to your classes while he take care of this and help Thunderclaw.

**Hiro:** Okay. (runs off with his classmates)

**Kyojin:** Magical Orb, turn me into Jaguar Shinobi. (transforms) If you mess with my friends, you mess with me!

**Kiran:** Magical Orb, turn me into Firefox! (transforms) It's a shame!

**Cassidy:** Magical Orb, turn me into Sunny Bunny! (transforms) In the name of sunshine, I shall punish you!

**Kaito:** Magical Orb, turn me into Aquawolf! (transforms) Let’s make a splash!

**Cyrus Hawk:** Magical Orb, turn me into Cyan Hawk! (transforms) You might wanna stand back?

**Sabrina:** Magical Orb, turn me into SnowBelle! (transforms) Let the storm rage on!

**Seira:** Magical Orb, turn me into Aether Moth! (transforms) In the name of aether, I will pacify you!

**Jaguar Shinobi:** And together we are...

**Team Vocaloid:** Team Vocaloid! Let's go!

(Meanwhile, Kimiko and Miyoko are playing monopoly after math class while Nyoko is on her laptop.)

**Nyoko (her laptop screen begins to glitch):** What the? I feel like something’s calling us!

**Miyoko:** Uh-oh! Looks like a hawkerized villain is coming to strike.

**Kimiko:** Don't worry, Miyo-chan! Luckily, we brought our magical orbs with us, and we will do this the easy way. Magical Orb, turn me into Vocaloid Butterfly! (transforms) Butterfly Prism Power!

**Miyoko:** Magical Orb, turn me into Vocaloid Raven! (transforms) Raven Prism Power!

**Chieko:** Magical Orb, turn me into Vocaloid Swan! (transforms) Swan Prism Power!

**Nyoko:** Magical Orb, turn me into Vocaloid Bat! (transforms) Bat Prism Power!

**Vocaloid Butterfly:** Here Sang-Hong, try touching the screen with us and we’ll go in.

**Sang-Hong:** Oh uh, okay... If you say so. (he and the Vocaloid quartet touch Bat’s glitching laptop screen and are teleported inside)

(Soon after, the Vocaloid quartet and Sang-Hong find themselves in a glitching room.)

**Vocaloid Bat:** No way! We’re in my laptop?!

**Vocaloid Swan (amazed):** Wow!

**Vocaloid Butterfly:** Huh? (sees an orb with Sang-Hong’s favorite colors) I think it’s for you, Sang-Hong.

**Sang-Hong:** It is? (retrieves the in-game orb and holds it up) Magical Orb, power me up into Mau Neon! (transforms) Mau Prism Power!

**Vocaloid Butterfly:** Oh my gosh, Mau Neon! You look so adorable, especially with those tech powers.

**Mau Neon:** Thanks, sis. But for short, just call me Vocaloid Mau. (chuckles) I will help take care of this. (goes off while the girls go to find their eight team members, who have jumped inside to help Thunderclaw)

(At the second direction of the hall, many glitch zombies are seen wandering around.)

**Firefox (he and SnowBelle stop by):** Okay, I’ll use my fire balls at these glitchy zombies while you freeze the other.

**SnowBelle:** Alright!

**Firefox:** Super Fireballs! (throws four fire balls at each of the zombies until they glitch away) Alright! I got some XP!

**SnowBelle (leaps over the other four zombies):** Alright you guys, it's time I give you what's coming, and save Dai from himself. (uses her ice powers) Super Icy Blast! (raises her hand in the air and freezes the zombies until they glitch away)

**Both:** Yes! (both high five)

**SnowBelle:** Should we take him down?

**Firefox:** Yeah! All I gotta do is kick his butt!

**SnowBelle:** Not to worry, Firefox. I’m sure Thunderclaw’s taking good care of him right now.

(At the third direction of the hall, Sunny Bunny, Aquawolf, and Cyan Hawk are seen trying to back away from a glitching dinosaur Glitchzen generated.)

**Cyan Hawk:** N-Nice dinosaur… Good dinosaur… Just don't bite us... p-please.

**Aquawolf:** C'mon, bro. Just use your wind powers to blow him away.

**Cyan Hawk:** Uh, okay... I will. (breathes deeply as he uses his wings) Super Wind Blast!

(A great gust of wind blows the dinosaur away it roars at the trio.)

**Aquawolf:** Welp, that didn't work. Looks like it's my go. (uses water abilities) Super Aqua Rainfall!

(The rain starts pouring on the dinosaur until he glitches again. As a result, glitchy balls fly out, but the trio dodges them before the dinosaur falls to the ground.)

**Sunny Bunny:** Yay! That must be my go!

**Aquawolf:** Exactly! Go for it, Sunny!

**Sunny Bunny:** Sunshine Love-Me Chains!

(Chains made of many colored lights begin to wrap the dinosaur as the boys help Sunny Bunny toss the glitching dinosaur out of the platform.)

**Cyan Hawk (laughs):** Goodbye, you glitchy dinosaur! Serves you right for trying to mess with us!

**Aquawolf:** Yeah, let's hope Thunderclaw's doing alright. She's been going through a hard time after she and Dai argued the second they had a go.

(Elsewhere, Jaguar Shinobi and Aether Moth are seen facing two glitchy skeletons Glitchzen generated.)

**Aether Moth:** I-I'm scared. I don't know how we can get rid of these glitches.

**Jaguar Shinobi:** Fear not. I know exactly what to do. (gets his ninja stars out) Super Metallic Stars! (throws the stars at a glitchy skeleton to defeat it) See? I told you.

**Aether Moth:** Um… uh… okay? (uses her star-based powers) Aether Light! (blasts a ray of light onto the other glitchy skeleton, defeating it as well) All done!

**Vocaloid Butterfly (she and her friends meet with Jaguar Shinobi and Aether Moth):** Hey guys, did you meet Mau Neon yet?

**Jaguar Shinobi:** Not yet. Did we?

**Vocaloid Raven:** Do you think he’s getting used to being a hero by now?

**Vocaloid Bat:** Yeah. Sang-Hong might be scared at first, but at least he's happy to try to become one of us.

**Vocaloid Swan:** And he's so cute in that outfit, and he's named Mau Neon, but we can call him Vocaloid Mau for short.

**Jaguar Shinobi:** Oh, I see that.

**Aether Moth:** Does this mean I get another new friend?

**Jaguar Shinobi:** Yeah, he can help us out more often as he can.

**Aether Moth:** Oh yay! Thanks, Butterfly! You've really made our day.

**Vocaloid Butterfly (happily patting Aether Moth's head):** You're welcome, sis.

(In the game Tia Yong and Dai played earlier, Thunderclaw and Glitchzen are seen on the stage the chose.)

**Thunderclaw (summons her character):** Are you ready?

**Glitchzen (summons his character):** Ready as can be!

**Thunderclaw:** Then here we go!

**Mau Neon (shows up):** Allow me to help, (summons an assist character for Thunderclaw) Thunderclaw!

**Thunderclaw:** Sang-Hong?

**Mau Neon:** Call me Mau Neon for now!

**Glitchzen:** I can truly see that you’re trying to give me a game over, yes? (shifts into his custom character, complete with a mask) Two on two. Now it’s fair.

**Thunderclaw:** Now let’s do this!

(The match begins with Thunderclaw’s character hitting Glitchzen’s with a lightning ball projectile.)

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**Thunderclaw:** I win! How’s that for a wannabe cheater, Glitchzen?

(Everyone in the game except the characters Thunderclaw and Glitchzen summoned are teleported back into the real world, Sang-Hong returning to normal in the process.)

**Aquawolf:** Let’s see who this glitch really is!

**Vocaloid Butterfly:** One way to settle this. (removes and destroys Glitchzen’s controller belt with the dark moth inside using Pure Monarch) There.

**Glitchzen (feels himself returning to normal):** What the heck! (the glitches in the computer and television screens disappear) Dang it! (returns to normal, revealed to be Dai)

**Skylar (running up to him):** Dai, oh my gosh! You're so okay! I was worried sick! Did you get hurt?

**Dai:** Nah, I'm fine sis. I only got frustrated and somehow I got hawkerized. (laughs awkwardly before turning to Thunderclaw as she and her friends go back to normal) Listen Tia, I just wanna say sorry for blaming you. I just didn’t like losing at that game.

**Tia Yong:** No worries, bro, at least we won't have to argue like that again. I am also sorry, sorry for being a jerk as well.

**Seira (chuckles):** I agree.

**Kimiko:** So, who wants to head to the Bubbly Boba Shop for boba after school?

**Miyoko:** I'm in!

**Skylar:** Sure!

**Tia Yong:** I'm in too!

**Dai:** Same here!

(All of them laugh, ending the episode as the end credits are shown.)