Ptolemaic Egypt

## Foundation

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Ptolemaic Egypt would be founded by the infamous duo Hesperus and jewyass after they were expelled from Jersualem and burned down the synagouge of Amman with the chinaman Irapi in protest. Accused of stealing resources from the capital, and after subsequently mysteriously having their storages emptied, they would leave Israel and head west. Along the way they would see the remnants of the old city of the Suez, now occupied by the Chinese, inspired by the huge ancient shitty cobble wall which surrounded Egypt, the only sign of any life in the Nile. Hesperus would found the city of Alexandria, with jewyass as co-ruler.

Almost immediately, Stevedagoose, a man who Hesperus and jewy had personally circumcised during their time in Israel would join the new town. Initially, Alexandria did not seek to create a nation, but after the settling of a Greek village in Anatolia by Vaunster, and the realization that all the other nations were gay, the short-lived Ptolemaic Egypt would be formed.

## Peacetime

Peacetime in Alexandria was spent recruiting wandering newfags to increase claim size, as well as expanding the city. During this time, the town would thrive, forging close friendship with the Chinese through RavenMKX, kkesjer and Irapi. A temple to Serapis would be constructed along with a garden, and Hesperus would invest in the first Chinese Pro-Wrestling Block Tournament. Alexandria would be generous in giving out materials to new players, constantly grooming them for more chunks.

The new player Vaunster would be given materials by jewyass, which he used to found the gayreek settlement of Antalya along with his friends. Feeling a kinship with the new gayreek city, plans to join China for national claim bonus would be temporarily discarded. Ptolemaic Egypt was founded to unite Alexandria and Antalya, and later Cyprus. Peace would last until the one man town of Pella requested to join the Nation, causing the blood of the Dacian oldfags to boil, whom believed they had already wiped out greeks from the server.

## The Two Day War

As Alexandria was a city that had only existed for a week, the idea of fighting the Dacians who had months worth of materials and god gear in reserve was laughable to the entire server. Bunling would message Hesperus, demanding him to kick the city of Pella from the nation, not liking his attitude Hesperus would call him a faggot and say to shut up. His ego bruised, Bunling would immediately go to Alexandria and start a siege against the lone Hesperus, who had not even acquired a god set yet due to his buildfagging. However, Bunling's attack on the city would be thwarted when jewyass logged on with gear he still had from his time in Israel. Bunling would embarrassingly lose a 1v1 against the lesser geared jewy, giving the Alexandrians a full set of god gear and a stack of golden apples, as well as their first elytra.

Dacia would attempt to call in further assistance from their allies at this point, but none would join seeing as Ptolemaic Egypt was a small and new nation which they believed Dacia should have no problem beating. After Bunlings first death he would try to pass it off with irony, saying that Alexandria would lose the siege tomorrow when he got on. Leaving the server, Bunling would leave Dacia undefended against the vengeful Alexandrians, fueled by autism. After gaining control of the Alexandrian banner, Hesperus and jewyass along with a large coalition of Dacian haters would siege their capital, grinding points as the Dacians watched from dynmap. Soon those who joined the anti-Dacian crusade would log off or get bored and leave with some even being banned for 'greifing', leaving the war a 2v2 against Hesperus, jewy and Bunling, Pandreika.

Bunling and Pandreika would spend their time inside their protected claims, ignoring the months of advantage and incredibly higher mcmmo combat levels they had. For hours Hesperus and jewyass would terrorize Dacia without any backlash, sieging every Dacian city and constantly shittalking in chat. Little did they know, Bunling and Pandreikas cowardice hid a diabolical plan being hatched. After nearly dying multiple times when he left the safety of his home and attempted fair fights, Pandreika would bait jewy into a lava trap, killing him. Only then did Bunling charge Hesperus in a 2v1 with Pandreika, killing both the Alexandrians and taking their only sets of gear.

Sleep deprived, jewyass would pass out. Hesperus however would continue a guerilla campaign, and through contacts with Mossad would use the remaining wealth of Alexandria to buy a godset from the Israeli King Bear1420. Knowing that the twilight of the new nation had already dawned, Hesperus would dismantle the city of all its golden blocks for golden apples. Around this time Stevedagoose, who had since left Alexandria would tell the Dacians the secret locations of Alexandria's vault. With everything falling apart, Hesperus would convince the legendary jewyass to fight one last time when he awoke. Around this time, RavenMKX had arrived in Alexandria in an attempt to forge a peace deal between Egypt and Dacia, a secret deal was formed between Hesperus and him that after one last battle the city would join China. Ultimately his presence was useless, as jewyass would successfully 2v1 the Dacian besiegers again, killing Bunling and forcing Pandreika to retreat by elytra.

With a fresh set of gear, Hesperus realized that they could continue the fight, but he soon questioned what they were even fighting over. Pella was a new city with a single resident and no buildings, and the prospect of gaining hundreds of claim blocks by joining China was greater than anything else they could win from this war. A peace deal would be signed between Dacia and Egypt after jewyass beat them back for the second time alone, in it the Dacians demanded the cities of Antalya and Pella become independent. In exchange they would let the Alexandrians keep the gear jewyass had just raped them for, and give the elytra to them that Pandreika had used to escape jewys wrath.

This marked the end to the two day war, and the merging of Ptolemaic Egypt with China. Dacia would ignore this event for the remainder of the servers life span, claiming victory when it was brought up despite ultimately gaining nothing.

## Chinese Alexandria

Bordering the Chinese outpost of the Suez, Alexandria would enter a golden age following their union with the great Asian nation, no longer having to struggle to gain claims. A massive expansion of the city would be undergone by Hesperus eastward, connecting the city with the Suez proper. Fort Khazar Milkers was erected between the two, a large pixel art monument of Abigail Shapiro surrounded by walls handcrafted by Hesperus as a reward for jewyass and his slaughter of Dacians.

Alexandria would continue to expand itself during this time of peace, until it was robbed by members of another Chinese town, and the leader of China lied to cover them. Expecting Alexandria to just accept being robbed, the jannies attempt at gaslighting failed and Hesperus would rebel against China and proclaimed the formation of the Abbasid Caliphate. He would stop construction on Alexandria permanently, making jewyass its new governor and beginning work on the Holy City of Mecca, marking a penultimate end to the legacy of Ptolemaic Egypt and the beginning of the Eternal Jihad against Jannykind.