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Michael Jackson

****Michael Jackson**** was the former ****God of plentiful harvest**** until he was disgraced due to his multiple allegations of sexual assault on minors at his temple, Neverland Ranch. His banishment from the roundtable of Gods appealed the **Wrath Of M.J curse** on global root vegetable harvest. The lasting effects resonated so hard with Old Earth that potato variants and species were reduced down to 3 core archetypes:

1. Chat Potatoes
2. Shetland Black Potatoes &
3. Pontiac Chat Potatoes

The events that followed include the Stripping of Immortality from ****Michael Jackson****, The Dual of the Fates, The Potato Wall Street Crash and the Crucifixion of Michael Jackson.

****Michael Jackson****'s rotting corpse allegedly vanished from the Smithsonian Museum the night before Thanksgiving 1. A.B. (2021 Old Earth Calendar), sparking controversy, as many interpreted this as ****Michael Jackson**** plotting his revenge on the Council of Gods. Others believe a group of homeless people ate ****Michael Jackson****'s corpse.

Michael Jackson replaced Onmoh Sab as the God of Plentiful Harvest, after the former was fired for allegations of insider trading. Onmoh Sab was reinstated as God of Plentiful Harvest after Michael Jackson's corpse vanished.
Sex Truck Five

###### *Not to be confused with Sex Truck One, Sex Truck Three, or Sex Truck Four*

Sex Truck Five was the fourth Sex Truck model produced by JF Electromotive. It was made available for public purchase in 45 AB; however only one model was ever produced, a hot pink model, before the Electromotive plant was closed down by an unknown party. The model was of course purchased and maintained by 86-year old former Jacksonville Florida President, Perry, and was used for many large-scale roadside orgies on US Route 69.
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Ob

The Braindead Stupid Fuck was fascinated with Ob. Unfortunately, Ob didn't feel the same way.

### Horrendous World

Ob was a large, horribly misshapen gas giant in the Berrand system which orbited the star at a proximity of roughly 50 feet. It completed a year in around six Earth minutes and experienced days ranging from 3 to 9 seconds long.
Ob was a vile and erroneous world, which by all accounts, should have been destroyed mere seconds after its inception. However, due to the Great Tricks of the God of Planets Leosis, it remained intact.

### Favorite Planet

Leosis decreed Ob his favorite planet, much to the disdain of the Employers. They decried it as 'impossible' and an 'omniversal instability'. He didn't care, and cherished the planet for these differences.

### Geoff's Space Base

Ob was the site of Geoffrey Eckstein's secret Space Base, in which many popular celebrities and government officials often visited. Reasons were never determined for these visits, however many assumed it was purely business related. Geoff's Space Base was anchored to the core of the planet with a near-perfect Unobtanium Alloy, as any other material would be too weak to withstand the horrific windspeeds of Ob, which approached 300,000 kilometers per hour on a calm day.
Washington DC

Washington DC was the capital of the United States of America as well as America Aeterna. It was a large mound civilization which existed near the Delaware River. It was approximately 3/4 mile above sea level. The capital had a surface area of roughly 70 Square miles, and was home to the White House, the Capitol Building, and the Lincoln Memorial. In olden days, the MAGA King's Palace was located in the center of the city, although this was bulldozed by President Obamna to make way for a new Drone Testing Facility.
Waifurian Dynasties

Compiled here is a complete list of all Waifurian Emperors.

Emperor Marvin Fluxton- 20,032 A.B. to 44,391 A.B.

Empress SD Card - 44,391 to 44,398 A.B.

Emperor Horse MK.2 (First Term)- 44,398 A.B to 77,543 A.B.

Emperor Bismuth A. Ironson- 77,543 A.B. to 77,544 A.B.

Emperor Reginald Zyklon VIII - 77,544 A.B. to 78,223

Emperor Walter Hartwell White- 78,223 A.B. to 78,226 A.B.

Empress Michelle A. Foster- 78,226 A.B. to 78,599 A.B.

Emperor Horse MK.2 (Second Term)- 78,599 A.B. to 91,321 A.B.

Empress Suzanne R. Bloke- 91,321 A.B. to 91,355 A.B.

Empress Michaela Sheffield Bronston- 91,355 A.B. to 91,367 A.B.

Emperor G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)- 91,367 A.B. to 91,372 A.B.

Empress Pogult Moe II - 91,372 A.B. to 91,377 A.B.

Emperor G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) - 91,377 A.B. to 91,845 A.B.

Empress Michaela Sheffield Bronston (Portlandish Incarnate) - 91,855 A.B. to 92,433 A.B.

Emperor Georgio M. Mackelstein - 92,433 A.B. to 92,438 A.B.

Emperor Michael S. Bronston II - 100,321 A.B. to 100,366 A.B.

Emperor Bryan Crayon XXVI - 100,366 A.B. to 100,394 A.B.

Emperor Joe Biden - 999,959 A.B. to 999,999 A.B.
Sons of Magarra

The Sons of Magarra were a group of powerful demigods from across the Omniverse, each a blessed offspring of the Old God, Magarra. The Sons of Maga were first formed by Magatron and Donald J. Trump's Trump Tower Soul Fragment. The Maga King tasked Magatron with seeking out his siblings, scattered across the stars, and bringing them back to the ruins of Trump Tower, beneath the Washington DC Metro System, where they would beginning their training in the way of Maga and the Force.

Trump tower was converted into the MAGA Temple, and rivalled the Temple of Rannjoe in spiritual studies for quite some time. After completing their trainings, The Sons of Magarra traveled across the Omniverse, spreading the gospel of MAGA but, perhaps more importantly, serving as a rebel insurgent group against the hegemonic tyranny of the Waifurian Empire. They rallied citizens across the Omniverse to their cause, fighting many battles and waging many wars.

## Chapter 1: Magatron's Calling

The tales of the Sons of Magarra begin after the Desolation of Ottawa... Magatron was guided to Trump Tower by his father Magarra, travelling through ruined debris and abandoned metro lines of suburban Washington DC> He eventually found himself inside of the lobby of Trump Tower, where a golden visage of the Great Maga King awaited him. Here, dear reader, is where the story begins...
QR Code Panic

The QR Code Panic was a mass-causality event that occurred globally on Earth in 5 AB. Beginning

On January 6th, The QR Code Authority announced that they were out of QR Codes. Dark MAGA believed this was a deep-state conspiracy designed to infringe on the freedom of the American People to scan QR Codes at their leisure. They viewed this as an attack on their civil liberties. One Dark MAGA Shaman claimed that the government was taking down ‘Big QR Code’ because of the presence of ‘Q’ in their name. These Dark MAGA worshippers began attacking QR Code authorities across the world. It started in Deleware, when the Deleware QR Code Golden Not-A-Dildo was ransacked. Several QR Code profiteers were murdered in this incident.

These QR Code “riots” began spreading across the continental United States, and then to Europe and Australia. In total, over 400 QR Code creators were murdered by Dark MAGA in this timeframe. Victims were often left with large “G” shapes carved into their torsos, in possible reference to G-Anon.
Trump Dump Depot

The Trump Dump Depot was an erroneous gigafactory which existed for six minutes in Topeka, Kansas, during New Years Eve of 1 BB. It disappeared before it could truly be thoroughly investigated, and as such very little documentation exists on the building. Viewers claimed that it began speaking in the voice of the Great MAGA King, although this is highly contested among Omniversal Scholars.
Mount Fiverest

Mount Fiverest, at 50,432,359 ft above sea level, was the highest point on Earth 2 (besides Trump Tower) located in the Fivelayan Mountains north of India. It was the site of the Great Five. Many Fiveists travelled from across the dimensions to hike up the barren peaks of this mountain. Because of Customs, one could only reach the Great Five by hiking from the Fifth Basin to the south. Hence, many had to dedicate several years of their lives to making the trip. It was definitely worth it.
Tennessee Valley Authority

The Tennessee Valley Authority, often known simply as the TVA, was an electrical company responsible for supplying the electricity needs, and later [BPSP REDACT], to a large portion of North America.

## Early Life

The TVA was initially conceived by extraterrestrial oil tycoon John Tennessee as a general, all-encompassing provider of Food, Water, and Electricity. However, this idea was scrapped after [BPSP REDACT], prompting the TVA Chairman to focus primarily on electricity.

By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.

## Building an Empire

Following a New Deal between the United States and Board of Waifuria, a fourth major power center was chosen for Tennessee, this being Memphis. Mysteriously, over 50 billion dollars in grant money was awarded to [BPSP REDACT] in Memphis several days before this decision was made. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fitted with massive electrical generators, against the wishes of the Board Chairman, [REDACT: CN 32VX]. He was mysteriously found dead in a bathtub six weeks later.

## Winner Takes It All

The new chairman, who was elected unanimously by the four Board Representatives, just so happened to be TVA CEO John Tennessee himself. He immediately began pushing for TVA electric to become a national standard, secretly intending for it to spread across all of North America.

By 71 BB, the TVA, still helmed by CEO John Tennessee, were threatening to outgrow federal anti-trust laws, forming one of the largest monopolies in U.S. History (until of, of course, James Fargo's J.F. Sweets).

The U.S. President, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, requested a meeting with John Tennessee. After Seventeen missed invitations, Roosevelt arrived at the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, unannounced, accompanied by several Federal Agents. This displeased The Board Chairman, who pulled out a gun and shot FDR in the head, killing him.

Due to binding Board of Waifuria law, the Board Chairman could never be tried for any crime, no matter how severe. As such, John Tennessee suffered no consequences for his actions. The Board of Waifuria Representatives, who were all being paid off in secret by TVA sleeper agents, declined to take action, either.

### TVA Time Over

The TVA continued expanding across North America, until the Death of John Tennessee in 44 BB. At this point, the Board appointed a new Chairman, this being James L. Fuck. James L. Fuck did a complete 180 spin on the TVA, prosecuting every single individual involved in the monopoly and sending them all to federal prison. Fuck was praised by critics, who lauded him for being "not corrupt" and "a human".
Quan-Dom McNut

Quan Dom McNut was a rather obtuse individual who was born in 3 AB and raised in Brussels, Belgium, before moving temporarily to London, before relocating back to Brussels to be with his grandmother as she had recently won the lottery, and Quan Dom was rather thrilled about this, and in fact, rightly so, for his family had been rather poor for quite some time and the imminent cash influx was sure to help them out tremendously, once the cash was checked, or rather, if the check was cashed, which it never was, much to the chagrin on Quan Dom McNut, who felt great fury at this development, and as such began plotting to attack the Brussels Belgian Bollock Lottery, but found himself armed only with whipped cream and waffles, and what's more, he was quickly detained by Belgian Authorities and taken across Europe in the back of a tank, and was delivered discreetly a new offshoot of the infamous science research facility Black Mesa, called the Center for Extradimensional Radiation Neutralization, or CERN, for short, in which he was experimented on by Strange Folks and sliced into 1 million atoms-thin pieces thinner than paper which were then placed inside of a Large Hard-On Collider (in which many Xen Phalli were also combined, for Research Purposes) resulting in the atomic decimation of Quan-Dom McNut, who unfortunately did not live to realize that his grandmother had misread her ticket; it had actually been a winner after all.
Pluto (Planet)

###### *Not to be confused with Pluto (God) or Pluto (City)*

Pluto was a small icy planetoid orbiting in the far reaches of the Solar System. It had an elliptical orbit, and experienced deep freezes and thaws every few hundred Earth years. Pluto was home to the city of Pluto, where Pluto, the god of death and retribution, ruled over all of Pluto.

## Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium

Pluto suffered from an enduring zombie outbreak problem, which occurred when the departed souls residing in Pluto ordered express delivery of their corpses from wherever in the Omniverse they may have died. Usually, for unknown reasons, these corpses would reanimate when they reached the surface, and were undesirable to the souls due to this. Thus, the bodies were cast out in to the barren wastes.

### Zombie Civilizations

These soullean (soulless) Zombies began forming their own civilizations, often traversing the frozen deserts of Pluto in nomadic tribes. They were mostly docile, and in fact began establishing a healthy trading network with the souls of Pluto. These ties only strengthened over time. The Zombie civilization became known as the Plutonian Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium.
Uranian Sleep Apartments

The Uranian Sleep Apartments were a fucking mistake. Poor architecture, horrible service, and I cannot tell you how many times I woke up with methane in my shoes. 0/10 would not recommend. That being said the Vortigaunt janitor was a very cool guy even if those rumors about him being the one who shot Ionia Rodnitz in the chest are true. (She had it coming anyway let's be honest.) I had fun pushing my friend into the methane below us and watching him sink as the pressure and freezing temperatures simultaneously crushed him to death while also inducing like super hypothermia or smth idk lol.

## Uhhhhhhh:

I did not leave the toilet in Apartment 3 Room D7 clogged, that was Jerry.

P.S., stop fucking telling people it was me Jerry you dick. >:(

## Fate:

The Apartments got sucked up by some big meteor thing that passed by and apparently crashed into Triton??? Idk lol just glad they're gone. I will miss the complementary biscuits though, those were good. Rip Jurobolon, pouring one out for you tonight homie.

I don't have much else to say besides they had a really cool fountain on Apartment 2 and I kind of want to go look on Triton to see if it's still there.

I am The Table, throw rocks into traffic.

Peace.
Marcia McCherryton

Marcia McCherryton was the spouse of Forrest McLimespine, a dutch politician who, in 3 BB, slaughtered Wolfgang Von Lemonsnatch onboard the latter's luxurious yacht in Holland Harbor. McCherryton was framed by Forrest and arrested by Dutch authorities, and served 84 years in prison for her "crime" she did not commit.
Miggler

The Miggler was an Agarthian Magician/Pirate/Bounty Hunter/Sous Chef who specialized in tracking down and interrogating dinosaurs. A former Twink, the Miggler had deep ties to the Agarthian Kingdom, and was oft hired by Inner Earth politicians such as the Blum Troll King to carry out their biddings. The Miggler was rather promiscious, as well, which ultimately resulted in his dismemberment at the hands of the Cheese Grater Dildo Mark 3.
Shim Worm Township

The Shim Worm Township was a basketball-sized satellite which orbitted Earth's Moon at a height of 50 feet above the surface. The Shim Worm Township was comprised of 54% Worm Mass and 45% Concrete. The Shim Worm Township was home to roughly 5,000 worms. The planet was operated by democratically-elected Shim Worm Councillors, each elected to serve terms of 37-minutes, each. There was a cap of 3 terms per worm, mainly because the idea of worms with more than three terms perturbed the populous of the Shim Worm Township, on account of the short lifespans of the worms when exposed to the deep cold of Outer Space.
Zachary Bloodleach

Zachary Bloodleach was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 20 B.B. to 3 A.B, and was the longest serving Prime Minister of all time. He was a vampire. After his term ended, there were riots in the streets and his head was paraded around London on a pike.

Zachary helped lead the defense of Earth in the Eastern Hemisphere during the Great META War. Nobody cared about that though, after they paraded around the city with his head on a pike.
Ses

Ses (Otherwise known as Marrixitron Vaningium Ses Rectoid IV) was a large Lloyd Droid hailing from the Saturnian moon of Titan. Ses was constructed by former Callistan Despot Jeff Brown upon the latter's arrival on the Titanian surface, using scraps and wreckage of downed spacecraft and satellites which had fallen down on the moon's surface. Upon his construction, Ses immediately rocket blasted directly into space, flying at the speed of light in one direction before crashing headfirst into the Rogue Planet Discorthia. Here, Ses met and became acquainted with the Scourge of Discorthia, before promptly tripping on a soup ladel and smashing his head into a table, falling into unconsciousness.

## Illnessoid

Ses fell deathly ill after this self-inflicted woundium, and found himself very illium indeed. He was taken carium by his good freindoid the Scourge, however the Scourgeoid soon tired of caring for its friends and hired the Discorthian Care Corp to watch over Ses day and night. The Discorthian Care Corp did their best, however, soon found themselves unable, or unwilling, to heal Ses from his grievous injuriums. They let Ses bleed rocket fuel for six dayoids before doing anything about itium.
Ses, now falling apart, his limbs unoiled and his brain poorly connected, stood from the cotoid and spoke a single word, "Eggplant", before dying. This was a Great Mysterium indeed.
Nine Divines

The Nine Divines were a group of heavenly beings, who ruled over the Omniverse and were worshipped far and wide.

The Nine Divines were, from left to right, and up to down,

Leosis, God of Planets and Moons

Magarra, God of MAGA

Pluto, God of Death

G-Man, God of Alteration

Chraunor (Akatosh), God of Time

Ordonis, God of Life

Onmoh Sab, God of Harvest

Zha Toh, God of Beauty

Ed Wool, God of Fire
Naval Terrorism Headquarters

## Naval Terrorism Headquarters (Titanic III)

The Naval Terrorism Headquarters (Also known as the Titanic III) was a top-secret Combine facility dedicated solely to committing acts of naval terrorism during the Great META War. The headquarters traversed the oceans of Earth, dispelling Ohioan and Combine soldiers to attack innocent civilians whenever the Combine Advisors saw fit. It was commissioned by Combine Admiral Sus E. Amonger, when he noticed that many of the coasts of Earth were basically unguarded from naval attacks.

### Specifications

The Titanic III was 1 KM long and .3 KM wide. It was equipped with massive iron tank treads, which it would use to traverse land and sea. It was also eguipped with cannons which shot meat-substitutes and vegan alternatives. The Combine, for some reason, believed this to be an effective weapon against Americans. Perhaps they believed Americans were scared of healthy food.

### The Portland, Oregon 'Tractor Beam from Hell' Incident

Many people in Portland, Oregon (pre-hell state) reported fantasizing about the Titanic III's vegan substitutes. In 21 B.B, shortly after the creation of the Titanic III, the Portlandians began constructing a massive tractor beam on top of their precious Iron Dildo. They used it to attract the Titanic III from across the continent and pulled it towards the city, with the intention of harvesting the precious vegan substitutes. Unfortunately, the Portlandians were unable, or unwilling, to consider that there were also over 12,500 Combine troops on the vessel, as well as 15 striders. The tractor beam dragged the ship across North America, leveling entire towns and cities in its wake. The vessel was moving very slowly, so few casualties were reported. (However, many cornfields were destroyed).

After about a year, the Portlandians had almost succeeded in bringing the Titanic III into their city; however, the city was unfortunately suddenly transformed into Hell On Earth. The Tractor Beam's signal was cut off by the instant Hell wall. The Titanic III was mere inches from the outskirts of the self-contained realm of damnation, and several Combine Officers fell into and were consumed by it. Once the Eye of Sauron spawned, it generously reversed the Tractor Beam, and sent the Titanic III flying around the globe 4 times before eventually landing off the coast of Spain.

### Destruction

The ship was sunk in 9 B.B. when the captain failed to detect an iceberg off the coast of Jacksonville Florida, being too preoccupied with planning the next act of naval terorrism. The Naval Terrorism Headquarters crashed into and was destroyed by said iceberg. Ironic.
Thumb Council

The Thumb Council was a vile and wretched pseudocult which existed in the slums of Jovia.

## Initiation

The Thumb Council had a vile and wretched initiation ceremony, which consisted of several steps.

### Step 1: Paperwork

The first step before someone could join the ranks of the Thumb Council was for the applicant to fill out roughly seven hundred pages of paperwork. The paperwork was completed on ultra-thin graphene paper. This paperwork was necessary for unknown reasons, and included forms requiring social security numbers, bank account details, and in-depth penis analyses.

### Step 2: Heinous Ritual

The next step was known as the Heinous Ritual. In the late hours of Dorsday night, when Europa shone brightly through the clouds of Jupiter, the members of the Thumb Council would gather in the Thumb Building. This gathering was grand. The council applicant would be strapped on a table and gagged. The applicant's eyes would be sewn shut, and the legs as well as one arm were severed off using the aforementioned paperwork. Next, a vile and wretched Greenspill-powered laceration appliance was utilized to cut open the skull (or similar appendage) and remove the brain.

### Step 3: Brain Form

The brain was then grabbed by the members of the Thumb Council and kneaded around like pizza dough. Once it had almost been kneaded to a pulp, the brain was quickly emptied into a latex glove. It was taken to the Thumb Building Cooler.

The motionless, brainless corpse strapped to the table would be relieved of its final appendage, only this time, the hand was carefully severed and placed in a premium plastic bag. The hand was also delivered to the Thumb Building Cooler.

### Step 4: The Terrible Tom Thumb

Senior Thumb Counselor Tom Thumb, having acquired the brain juice and hand, would empty a hole in the wrist area and simply dump the brain juice into the hole. An electric shock was applied to the brain-filled hand and a new member of the Thumb Council was born.
Ohio

Ohio, otherwise known as the Separatist Republic of Ohio, was a small Republic which existed in central North America. It was bordered on all sides by the United States of America. Ohio's capital was Columbus before it was destroyed. It was the only country on Earth to officially side with the Combine in the Great META War, a decision which ultimately proved to have been beneficial for the country's economy. Ohio prospered for hundreds of years after the war due to its strong alliance with the Combine.

### Alliance with the Combine

Ohio formed an alliance with the Combine after a Combine Advisor slaughtered the entire government of Ohio in 199 B.B. and installed a puppet government, which immediately seceded from the union. Then-President of the United States James Monroe attempted to send U.S. troops in to quell the situation; however, the U.S. was unable to penetrate the Combine defenses for several decades after the secession.
The Iron Dildo

The Iron Dildo (otherwise known as the Frunklin Memorial, and later the Tower of Hell) was a massive phallic structure erected in 228 B.B. in Portland, Oregon, as a memorial to the Founding Father. It later became a strip club and "adult playground", as well as a cottage cheese dispensary. After the Hellification of Portland, Oregon in 20 B.B. into Portland Oregon, the Iron Dildo became inhabited by the Eye of Sauron.
Seraph

The Seraph is an Outervoidal being under the service of The I, acting as its advisor and primary messenger/translator.

### Appearance

The Seraph is a unique case in the study of Outervoidian shapeshifting as it largely does not change from its pure form, instead merely transferring into the minds of those it comes across what would best describe its natural form in their dimension's terms. For example, when interacting with the 3rd dimension of the Omniverse, The Seraph appears as a glowing white star accompanied by gigantic angel wings.

### Duties

The Seraph acts as the primary advisor to The I, however this title is largely symbolic as The I does whatever it pleases, so The Seraph mostly participates as the messenger for The I, instructing the Outervoidians, including The Employers, as to what their missions are. The Seraph is not frequently seen outside of the Outervoid, with the most notable example being its intervention in the Battle of Khoria Prime.
Wyoming Incident

The Wyoming Incident involved the hijacking of a local television station and subsequent auditory torture of the good citizens of the state of Wyoming in 14 BB.

### Summary

The Wyoming Incident occurred on June 6th, 14 BB, at approximately 7:33 PM local time. Wyoming residents who were enjoying sports broadcasts or watching the news were rudely interrupted by several uncanny disembodied heads appearing on their television screens. This went on for several minutes, and residents who didn't turn off their television sets were subject to extreme auditory torture by 8:01 PM.

### Consequences

The frequencies being broadcast by the Wyoming Incident were suspected to have been engineered specifically to make the human eyeballs vibrate, draining them of their natural Legumish Energy. As this was what enabled humans to have color vision, more than 80% of those affected were rendered completely color-blind in the days that followed.

### Event

The Wyoming Incident was never traced back to a particular source; however, the word 'Event' was played occasionally over the disturbing video footage in a monotone, text-to-speech voice.

```
The blood inside of the human body, although natural in appearance, wants to escape and flow freely towards the stars. M-M, Various. My Kin My Kin My Kin. You Will See Such Pretty Things.

```

The voice was reportedly so lifeless and disturbing that several Wyoming residents ran to their yards, screaming in agony. The neighbors of these people, seeking to comfort them, often approached, but found themselves unable to console the victim.

```
Blood was reported, flooding the gutters. The blood was awful. Do you like blood?

```

### Auditory Torture

At 8:01 PM, the Auditory Torture segment began. The faces became more frequent, and more violent and ear-splitting frequencies began entering the airwaves. The faces began speaking in complete sentences. here are some of them, in chronological order.

"Event. 4 BB. Harambe. Event" - 8:02:32 PM (Repeated 3x)

"The Biden Incident is Right Around the Corner" - 8:07:21 PM (Repeated 6x)

"Put Down." - 8:10:01 PM (Repeated 11x)

"Gory Butcher. Bloody Hands"- 8:11:26 PM (Repeated 26x)

After the final phrase was complete, the faces remained on the television sets, smiling blankly. The frequencies increased in volume, ignoring the manual audio controls of the TV sets and remotes.

### Permanent Damage

Those still listening past 8:20 PM would be permanently psychologically scarred, as well as suffering gradual exponential hearing loss over the next several years. President George W. Bush chocked this up to a 'Scheme of Ohio', although the mentally decimated residents of Wyoming might have thought otherwise.
Zha Toh

Zha Toh was the Omniversal God of Beauty. This was unfortunate, as Zha Toh was one of the ugliest entities to ever grace the Omniverse. His smile was literally lethal to mortals. Zha Toh ruled the planet of love, Amoris, but remained inside of his palace at all hours of the day so as to not kill anyone.
Rick Hernia (Omniversal Incarnate)

Rick Hernia's Omniversal Incarnate was a form that Rick, an omniscent celestial being learned to take after thousands of years of training with the Force and Legume powers. His Omniversal Incarnate provided him a vessel through which he could easier communicate with less advanced life forms. Rick modeled his Omniversal Incarnate in the image of his lifelong best friend, Keith Cumshoes.
Pangea

## Formation

**Pangea** was a hyper-continent formed on Old Earth roughly 8.6 Nonillion Years BB. It was the site of the emergence of consciousness throughout the entire Omniverse, an event spurred on by the Legume.

## Formation of Mankind

After The Division of Saddam Hussein, the first two humans, DaBaby and Fuckboy Francis, were born into the wilds of **Pangea**. After several millenniums of asexual reproduction, the population of humans on Pangea was around 12. These 12 humans, after a disagreement about whether or not the **Bass Pro Shops Pyramid** should be used to summon the Taco Bell $5 Chalupa Box, formed **4 nations**.

## The 4 Nations of Pangea

#### The 4 nations of Pangea were:

* Morrowind
* Poland
* Iowa
* The Everlasting Bladee Concert

## Polish Expansion

Following the unfortunate **Bass Pro Shops Pyramid Incident** in 196 B.B., the Postal Dude along with Duke Boris Zyklon of Breastland and Richard Nixon the First sought to continue with their plans to bring about "Fiesta Friday". To do this, the three began collecting the fragments of the $5 Footlong. Once collected, used the power of **Jared Fogle** to summon 130 legions of Baltimoreans to act as slaves to gather the required materials to construct Edinburgh Castle to act as a base for their schemes.
Mummie

Mummie was the oldest of the London War Crime Emporium animatronics and perhaps the most visible to the public; during the day, it frequently froze up, stared off into space, and took photographs with visitors. It would stay in one position for the entire business day; however, after night fell, and the Animatronics came to life, Mummie would pounce and capture any stragglers left alive within the Emporium. Mummie would then unfurl its metallic, chain-link chest torso and entrap the victim alive, consuming them like a massive steel venus fly trap.
Zibble McFibblemunster

Zibble McFibblemunster was a Coyboy from Southwestern Greenland, whose primary concern was the consumption of snow. He was the Supreme Chairzog of the Glumpian Marichetorium until his mixilfication at the hands of Blont Glont and Milb Zimp. After his mixilification, McFibblemunster retired to a life of eating snow.
Spooky Times

The Spooky Times was a period of immense catastrophe and bloodshed in 20,131 AB, when the Mummy randomly declared a state of total anarchy over the Waifurian Empire and legalized murder for 30 days. This was a rotten attempt to curb the growing overpopulation issues on Earth and other Waifurian territories. Over 20 billion sentients died as a direct result of the Spooky Times.
Plutonian Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium

The Plutonian Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium was a brigade of nomadic, soulless, reanimated corpses which resided in the great icy deserts of Pluto. During the wintertime, which lasted roughly eighty years, they were frozen solid when Pluto's atmosphere reached subzero temperatures. This was welcomed, and became known by the Zombies as the Hoodluck Chim Ding (hence the name).

The brigade was led by the soulless corpse of ASAC Hank Schrader, who served as the Grand Chim Ding Zombie King.
Subwoofer City

Subwoofer City was a massive high-tech city which existed on the surface of the rogue planet Discorthia. Subwoofer City was famed for its dangerous Skybass, a massive subwoofer system which emitted noises so powerful that seven individuals were killed by the note 'E3' during the year of Discorthia's discovery.
Venus

Venus was a middle-class terrestrial planet that orbited Sol. It was notable for rotating backwards and having a day that was longer than it’s year.

### Overview

Venus was inhospitable to most life. This was due to a climate catastrophe which occurred in 10,000 B.B. However, this wasn’t always the case.

### Life: A Miracle

In 200,000 B.B, the first naturally occurring highly intelligent civilization in the Milky Way was birthed on Venus. (Earth was not naturally occurring). The Venusians had thrived, being in the habitable zone of Sol and with the perfect combination of elements to make carbon-based life possible. Millions of different species evolved, and two major intelligent races arose; the Walkers and the Crawlers.

The Walkers and Crawlers were at war for many centuries, however, after a time they finally came together in the spirit of globalism. Their society quickly developed from one based on family values to one focused on power, and by extension, greed.

### Globalist Dystopia

The Venusians began making marvelous technological achievements. While the few rich Venusians rose to power, many were left at the bottom, struggling to make ends meet. The Venusian World Government began focusing on the profitability of big business and ignoring the average citizen.

The Venusians polluted their atmosphere with toxic gases and ignored the signs that their planet was dying. They dumped trash into the oceans and murdered each other with nuclear weapons in the name of “world peace”.

After several hundred years of exponential societal collapse, the last Venusian died when he was immolated from mercuric acid rain and seven hundred and forty-two percent greater atmospheric pressure than his body was accustomed to.
Tckallus

The **Tckallus**, also known as the **Great Collapse**, was an apocalyptic event that caused the downfall of Kiandros society and took away their status as the most powerful civilization in the universe. Brought on by the hand of their patron divine, the Allfather, the Kiandros homeworld was reduced a barren wasteland during a timespan of exactly 24 days and 13 hours; one hour off from what the prophecies’d foretold.

Understandably devastating for the Kiandros civilization, the Tckallus was felt galaxy-wide, as the off-world Kiandros troops hurrying home to save what remained of their planet and people caused an enormous power vacuum,

## History

Before the Great Collapse happened, the Kiandros were already aware of the possibility of a similiar event wrecking their planet. The Allfather had sent ominous clues to his creations via omens and visions as far back as two centuries before the Collapse: the
Konis

**Konis** is a large continent that covers most of the northern hemisphere of Eyremos.

## Culture

With its expansive surface area and rich history, Konis is bustling with a variety of cultures. Although each is unique in its own right, in the grand scheme of things, Konis can be divided into three main cultural groups: Vault people, Badlanders and indigenous cultures.

* **The Vault people** encompass all residents of the Four Vaults of the Commonwealth. While each Vault has its own distinct culture that's often influenced by the different cultural groups inhabiting it, they are distinctly different from those who live outside of the Commonwealth's grasp.
* **Badlanders** are the descendants of Vault people, indingeous Konians and (new) Novaean settlers alike, making up about 80% of all people in Konis. Their culture, which greatly varies from place to place and even within larger settlements, is one of assimilation and hybridization.
* **The indigenous cultures** inhabit the more forlorn parts of Konis, where they've managed to remain relatively untouched by the influence of the first waves of Novaean settlers. Most of these cultures are organized into tribal communities, and date back thousands of years.
Humanoid

**Humanoids**, also called **humans**, are a sentient bipedal species of mammal native to Eyremos. Compared to the majority of species, humanoids are extremely widespread and have been observed on all the continents.

## Physiology

Humanoids are medium-sized, tailless mammals with four limbs.

### Subspecies

Throughout Eyremos, there exist multiple humanoid subspecies, whom are able to interbreed. Each subspecies has their own distinct physical attributes and ethnicities.

#### Humans

**Humans** are the most common subspecies, as well as the most widespread. On average, they stand between 145 cm and 200 cm tall, making them a medium-sized and very versatile breed. Adaptable and diverse, humans come in a wide variety of colors and shapes, with their skin differentiating between pale ivory and deep, brownish black. Their hair

#### Nnos

Also known as **dwarves**, they are native to the mountains between Konis and ... . The Nnos are the second-shortest breed of humanoid, with the average adult height being only 130 to 140 cms. Adapted to life in caves and the underground world,
Corvax Theory

The **Corvax Theory** is a proposed scientific theory made by Prof. Arlaniss Corvax, in which she claims that the Kiandros and the Ferae Cani share a common ancestor, making them related.

## History

In the aftermath the iRg'Eston Disaster, Prof. Corvax was called in to assist with recovering the victims from the affected area, and during this time she noticed how similiar the Cani and Kiandros victims looked once the volcanic ash storms had ridden them of their clothing and decorative features. This fascinated her to such a degree that upon her return to her homeworld of ..., she went on to research the shared evolutionairy history between the Cani and Kiandros species, despite many pleas from her non-Kiandros colleagues to not looking into it.

## Supporting evidence

Most of the differences between the Kiandros and the Cani appear to be more superficial than thought before, with each of them holding very simple evolutionairy reasonings behind them. In her theory, Prof. Corvax proposes a scenario that encouraged the divergence in evolution between the two species, with the theorized 'Species X' being the common ancestor that preceeded the split between Kiandros and Cani.

According to her studies, a large group of Species X individuals branched off from those that would one day evolve into the Cani and left Tellus for ..., likely driven by the call from the Allfather, though the exact reason for their departure remains unstated. Having to adapt to the new enviroment

## Controversy

Initially able to captivate the interest of her colleagues at the ... University, Prof. Corvax's theory wasn't received nearly as well by the Kiandrian scholar communities, who, as a part of the universe's domineering force at the time, saw the theory as a means to undermine the racial superiority that the Kiandros claim to hold over the rest of the Sentient species.

However, the argument that sparked the most debate in Corvax's theory, was that the distinctive colorations, mane growth and the breast tissue on female Kiandros were to blame on the early Species X individuals interbreeding with humanoids. Since humanoids
Temple of Rannjoe

The Temple of Rannjoe was a religious site where the Warshippers kept and protected Legume. It was on Ghetsin 3 and was one of the largest structures on the planet. It was large enough to house tens of thousands of Warshippers, and was considered by most historians to have been a civilization onto itself.

An ectoghast, the Rannjoe, resided inside of the Temple of Rannjoe for most of its existence.
CageCut Joint

**CageCut Joint** is a Konian fast-food chain that primarily serves various kinds of deepfried meats.

## History

Originally the brainchild of Colta'an Outpost resident Peera DeBolli, CageCut Joint started out as a small locally-owned business with the sole goal to provide the poorer residents of the Outpost with cheap and safely prepared meat. Colta'an's famous i'Aar'un Bazaar was known across the continent for its exotic assortment of caged animals, and this so-called Cage Road segment of the Bazaar is where CageCut got most of its meat,

## Products

While the menu varies locally, often assimilating beloved dishes from nearby villages and communities, there are a couple of core menu items that are available in every establishment. Certain items have even acquired a cult status, as eating at CageCut is a rare experience that the often torn and polarized communities of Konis seem to share. Over the years, these five universally available items emerged as the all-time favorites:

1. **Spice-crust cross skewers:' *Also lovingly known as* 'criss-crossers**, these deep-fried meat skewers consists of mixed meat paste nuggets dipped in a sweet-and-spicy batter and skewered on megaroot pins, with a larger nugget in the center connecting the two sticks. It is usually served with a packet of **fire broth**, a smoky, syrupy sauce, but a folk favorite is combining it with the creamy, tard **uvvfruit sauce**. The criss-crosser is considered to be the 'mascot' item of CageCut, already popular with DeBolli's clientelle before she founded the chain.
2. **Charred klenns:** Often overlooked by locals, klenns are the bitter and leathery fruit of the blackbark treestalk, a parasitic plant native to most parts of Konis. By charring them directly in the fire that traditionally powered DeBolli's frying pan, she managed to make them softer and more pleasant-tasting, resulting in the most popular side-dish on the CageCut menu. These cone-shaped vegetables are the size of a thumb and served in cardboard bowls. They're mild and earthy in flavor with a hint of sweetness, and usually topped off with some salt.
3. ...

### The meat debate

Back in Colta'an, DeBolli was hardly ever criticized by her clientelle for not telling them what meat they were eating,
Madina Cameron

## Mighty Mad Madina

**Madina Tayn Cameron**, better known as **Mighty Mad Madina**, was a female humanoid bounty hunter and mercenary active on Eyremos during the ... and the War of Dogs.

## Appearance

Much taller and heavier than the average woman of Novaean descent, Mad Madina boasts an impressive physique that pays homage to her many years as an elite mercenary. Her natural skin tone is fair but

## Biography

### Early Life

Madina was born to a couple of first-generation Novaean migrants, who’d come to Konis to expand their (insert animal) breeding business in the riper overseas market. The youngest out of four, she lived a peaceful rural life
Colta'an Outpost

**Colta'an Outpost** is a medium-sized settlement located on the border between the Western and formerly Southern territories

## History

Although the Outpost is most commonly associated with being the Southern Vault's largest communcation post, the settlement surrounding it had existed long before the radio tower was built. Colta'an started out as a trading hub
Two-tailed krathound

The **two-tailed krathound** is a species of krathound native to the southwestern parts of Konis. They are the second biggest krathound on the planet, surpassed only by the fire-bellied krathound.

## Physiology

The two-tailed krathound is a carnivorous, mammalian tetrapod of medium size, with a stocky built and a shaggy, multi-colored fur. They have a massive, pot-bellied torso and relatively short but strong legs, supported by flat, clawed paws.

Their faces are flat as well and are fit with a wide, toothy mouth, two bulging eyes and two rounded, cupped ears. Their noses appear on their foreheads as protruding stubs, with two up-turned nostrils that allow them to breathe even when submerged in mud. Their undersides, paws, tails and face are bare, with a leathery, oily skin. Aside from their base fur, two-tails also grow colorful mane on their lips, neck and the base of their tail, used to attract insects that make their scent more desirable for potential prey.

## Behavior

Two-tails are seasonal pack animals that spend the cold seasons in colonies and the hot seasons as solitary hunters, often accompanied by the offspring they conceived during the colder periods. Their seasonal colonies are loosely structured, led by the eldest krathounds who organize the hunting trips, and usually consist of multiple bloodlines that intermingle throughout the generations.

## Relationships with Sentients

With their strong pack mentality and food-motivated psyche, krathounds have always been incredibly easy to tame, which has led to a long and rich history with the Sentient populations in Konis. It’s thought that the early tribal societies, as well as the Precursor civilization, used domesticated two-tails as hunting companions and guard animals,
Skylax Legion

The **Skylax Legion**, also known as the **Southern People's Liberation Front (SPLF)** or simply **the Skylax**, is a Konian resistance movement that was active between the years ... and ... . Founded in the smouldering ashes of the fallen Southern Vault, the Skylax quickly gained a foothold in the Southern Territories, although this position was constantly threatened by the North-Western Coalition, resulting in the ... War.

## Ideals

Borne from the frustrations of repressed local farmers and the Southern Vaults agricultural laborers, the SPLF directly opposses the ideals held by the former Vault and the Commonwealth as a whole, such as their nepotistic behavior, controlled markets and authoritian methods. The Skylax pleats for a free, unbiased market and

### Hypocricy

Although idealistic in theory, the Skylax often contradicts their own viewpoints, the most notable being
GarnVerse Wiki

Ahoy, mateyys from all over! It is I, Garn, and I wanna welcome you to the **Official GarnVerse Wiki**. In here I store all my lil' bits'o information concerning this creative project (or non-commercial franchise, if you will), be it mostly character sheets, lore and info on upcoming books, comics, animations, etc.

Currently, the GarnVerse knows 3 major settings that the lion's share of the stories take place in (excluding the Crossover, that kinda goes wherever it wishes): ***Therion***, ***Wild Tales*** and ***V3N4TOR***. Most articles are sorted within these 3 settings. Some characters, species, planets, etc. appear in the Crossover as well, but to avoid cluttering the categories, only the world that the subject originates from (where they are born, where they are first mentioned, etc.) will be listed.

* Therion - A chaotic desertpunk setting where violence and mayhem run the show, complete with beastly mutant shapeshifters, a colorful ecosystem that is definitely out to kill you, bizarre landscapes to explore and plenty of dangerously wild adventures to go on.
* Wild Tales - A fantastic noir setting bustling with animal-people mobster gangs to be joined, cold cases to be solved and magickal anomalies to hunt in the name of the state, all against the gorgeous backdrop of a corrupt, lawless and charmingly retro dieselpunk metropolis.
* V3N4TOR - A nihilistic, post-apocalyptic setting set on a dead planet, where funky canine-people take a stand against malicious xenobots, the absurdily grim environment and the whims of their ruthless patron god, sporting the weirdest guns, get-ups and cybergadgets while at it.