Unikitty And Spongebob Parody Fishes

**Theodore:** Uhh, what do you like better? The french fries or the nacho cheese with guacamole?

**Master Frown:** I like neither. Can I take your order?

**Theodore:** What about the onion rings, are they any good?

**Master Frown:** No. What will you have?

**Theodore:** Well, uhh, what's your vote on the soda?

**Master Frown:** *[Quietly]* Sir, let's just get this out of the way. I hate everything on the menu. Now what do you want?

**Unikitty:** *[Pokes her head out from behind the kitchen window]* Psst, try the french fries.

**Theodore:** Uhh, I'll try the french fries.

**Master Frown:** That'll be one dollar. *[Rings up one dollar then a siren goes off]*

**Theodore:** What's going on?

**Master Frown:** Something stupid, I'm sure. *[Alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing carnival music. Mr. Happy comes out from the restroom, cheering]*

**Mr. Happy:** Yippee! *[Kisses Theodore and Master Frown. Takes the dollar and laughs hysterically as he rubs it all over himself]* Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha!

**Master Frown:** See? I told you.

**Unikitty:** What's wrong with Mr. Happy?

**Mr. Happy:** *[Looks weird as he runs over to the counter]* Nothing, lad! Do you know what this is?!

**Master Frown:** A very dirty dollar?

**Mr. Happy:** No! This is my one millionth dollar earned. Every in my family's goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I got mine. Congratulations, Sir. You have just given me my one millionth dollar.

**Theodore:** Ha, great. Uhh, what do I win?

**Mr. Happy:** Nothing. Now get out.

**Theodore:** Uhh, what?

**Mr. Happy:** Get out! Everybody get out, you're spoiling me moment! The Happy Burger is closed! *[Pushes everyone out the door]* Me millionth dollar.

**Unikitty:** Congratulations, Mr. Happy.

**Mr. Happy:** Congratulate yourself, lad. A good man's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you *[He imagines Unikitty and Master Frown looking deformed]* comes around maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip.

**Unikitty:** Wow, a trip!

**Master Frown:** I can't believe it, Mr. Happy. Where we going, Fancy Springs?

*[Scene cuts to the three of them in a pool]*

**Mr. Happy:** No.

**Master Frown:** Pamper Island?

*[Scene cuts to the three of them laying on towels at a beach]*

**Mr. Happy:** Try again.

**Master Frown:** Ooh, ooh, ooh, The Unikingdom Folk Village?

*[Scene cuts to the three of them in 18th century clothing]*

**Mr. Happy:** Better than that!

*[Scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise, Master Frown looks annoyed]*

**Master Frown:** Fishing? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? *[Fishes are jumping]* Fishing for stinky fishes in a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon? You call this fun?

**Mr. Happy:** Aww, come on now, Master Frown. Four fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few fishes *[Catches a fish then he throws it back]* then throw them back. Don't you think that's fun?

**Master Frown:** *[annoyed]* No. *[Takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair]* And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.

**Unikitty:** Hey Frowny, you want to us cast out over here so you can watch us?

**Master Frown:** How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?

**Unikitty:** Okay. Let's go and watch some fishes. *[Unikitty casts her line behind her which catches on Master Frown Magazine's magazine. Unikitty brings her line forward and casts it in the lagoon. Unikitty casts Master Frown's chair]*

**Master Frown:** Hey, watch where you're swinging that... *[Unikitty casts Master Frown's cloat out in the lagoon]* Unikitty, be careful with... ow! *[Unikitty casts Master Frown's nose into the lagoon. Master Frown screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Happy]* Okay! I've had enough!

**Mr. Happy:** *[Laughs]* Oh, Frowny, you got to lighten up. *[Unikitty is still casting out items while Mr. Happy talks to Master Frown]* Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose. *[Laughs. The hook in Unikitty's fishing rod touches Mr. Happy millionth dollar. Gasps]* Me millionth dollar! *[Unikitty rips Mr. Happy's pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon]* Unikitty, wait! Unikitty, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya. *[Music plays]* Oh no. Guys, quick, reel it in. Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Everybody knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, Unikitty! The music's getting faster! *[Unikitty reels it in as fast as she can. Mr. Happy opens the doors to the orchestra]* There you are, ya stinkin' bilge rats! *[to the trumpeters]* Stop playing that music! *[to the conductor]* Stop it, please! *[to the violinists]* I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it! Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, Unikitty!

**Unikitty:** Here she comes...She made it!

**Mr. Happy:** *[Holds up the dollar and cheers]* For a second or two, I thought she was a goner. *[Ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant fish jumps up and takes Mr. Happy's dollar. It takes a while for Mr. Happy to notice his dollar isn't in his hand anymore. The fish swims away. The scene cuts as Mr. Happy’s eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry]*

**Master Frown:** (Sad for Mr. Happy) Oh, Mr. Happy. What's the matter? Why are you crying?

**Mr. Happy:** Oh, Master Frown! You're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped fish ate me millionth dollar! *[sobbing and flops to the ground]* I lost my dollar, and I'll never get it back! *[bangs his hands against the floor]* Never, never, never, never, never!

**Unikitty:** I've never seen Mr. Happy so broken up. *[Mr. Happy is literally in pieces, crying with Master Frown feeling sad for him]*

**Master Frown:** I feel absolutely sorry for Mr. Happy. (Baby voice) Don't cwy, Mr. Happy Wappy. Wet it out. *[Mr. Happy is crying while sucking his feet. Master Frown picks him up and cradles him.]* (Baby voice) Mr. Happy Wappy, I'm sowwy you wost yo baby million dollar. *[Mr. Happy continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth] Thewe thewe.* You just wet those wittle tears out. I'm here fo you. *[Mr. Happy's eyes inflate then squirt out tears]* (Baby voice) Shh, Mr. Happy Wappy. *[Mr. Happy is wailing like a fountain]* (Baby voice) It's okay. It's okay. *[Mr. Happy is sobbing like a faucet.]* (Baby voice) You're going to be alwight. We'll help you get yo wittle baby back from that mean ol fishy wishy.

**Mr. Happy:** *[Sucks on a real life thumb then he throws it away]* You will? Great! Wait right here. *[Runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]* Here's where fishing gets serious. *[Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Happy is on top of the boat and Unikitty and Master Frown are on the lower deck]* Okay, you guys man the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.

**Unikitty:** *[Salutes]* Aye aye, captain!

**Mr. Happy:** And remember, we don't leave until we catch that fish and rescue me dollar. *[Mr. Happy scouts the area. Scene cuts to later where Mr. Happy has a beard on from scouting for too long. Unikitty and Master Frown look the same as Mr. Happy]*

**Master Frown:** *[Ripping off his beard]* That's it, I'm finished! We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble! This is hopeless!

**Unikitty:** Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Pet Pet.

*[Scene cuts to Pet Pet chewing up the gang's couch at home]*

**Master Frown:** We're gonna die out here just because a fish ate Mr. Happy's stupid dollar! *[Takes a dollar out of his wallet]* Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?

**Unikitty:** Oh, I get ya. *[She Jabbers. Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Happy is still scouting the area]*

**Unikitty and Master Frown:** Oh, Mr. Happy! Mr. Happy! *[Mr. Happy steers his eyes toward the other three to see them waving a dollar]* Look what we've got!

**Mr. Happy:** *[Jumps down and gasps]* Could it be? *[Takes the dollar]* Me millionth dollar? *[Starts cheering again as well as Unikitty and Master Frown]* Whoo-hoo! *[Rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing]* Wait a minute... *[Rubs the dollar back and forth again and points at the dollar]* This isn't me millionth dollar. *[Unikitty and Master Frown look at each other]* This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, *[Shows dollar bill just like described]* and kissed with Cake Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.

**Unikitty:** *[wearing blue lipstick and a purse]* Actually, it's Cake Blue number- *[Master Frown whacks her on the head with a fishing rod to shut her up, but it's already too late]* three!

**Mr. Happy:** I trusted you, and you gave me this? I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this.

**Master Frown:** No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by this nonsense anymore.

**Mr. Happy:** *[narrows his eyes]* I see. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward.

**Master** **Frown:** You're kidding?

**Unikitty:** Woo! Is it another fishing trip?

**Mr. Happy:** No. It's this sandwich. *[Nails the sandwich to a pole]*

**Master** **Frown:** A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?

**Mr. Happy:** Not *a* sandwich. *[throws the other sandwiches into the lagoon]* *The* sandwich.

**Master** **Frown:** Whatever. We've got plenty more to... *[He and Unikitty get shocked. Mr. Happy throws the refrigerator into the lagoon]* ...eat.

**Mr. Happy:** Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back.

**Master** **Frown:** Uhh, Unikitty, can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Happy has gone completely insane?!

**Unikitty:** What do you mean?

**Master** **Frown:** Just look at him. *[Pointing to Mr. Happy, who is dressed like he is at a funeral sobbing at a tombstone with the words 'R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it.]*

**Unikitty:** Master Frown, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you—

**Master** **Frown:** Look again. *[Mr. Happy uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person]*

**Unikitty:** *[now visibly scared]* You're right. How do we get outta here?

**Master** **Frown:** If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.

**Unikitty:** Okay.

*[Both take a step, then start screaming as they sprint over to the lifeboat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up; Mr. Happy pops his head out of the lifeboat]*

**Mr. Happy:** So you thought you'd skip out on old Mr. Happy, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. (Mocking tone) "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave the old man, he won't notice." (Normal voice) Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: *[Scene cuts to Mr. Happy hanging his line over the boat. Unikitty and Master Frown are attached to the line]* live bait!

**Master** **Frown:** You're crazy! If that fish didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?

**Mr. Happy:** *[Dressed up as a conductor]* Oh, he'll come. *[Taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music; Unikitty and Master Frown shake and scream in terror]*

**Master** **Frown:** Mr. Happy, listen, I work with these sibling dorks all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... *[Yells]* you are completely out of your mind! *[Mr. Happy giggles madly in response while conducting the orchestra. The giant fish emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the two on the line]* Get us out of here!

**Mr. Happy:** Come on, fresh meat! *[Unikitty and Master Frown scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant fish]* Keep thrashing! He likes it! *[Both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]* Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. *[Giant fish shows the dollar on its tongue]* That's it! *[Closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant fish stops in mid-air and Mr. Happy jumps inside it to take the dollar]* Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, guys, I finally got it! *[Rubs his dollar on himself]* I finally got me millionth dollar! *[Cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant fish closes its mouth, with Mr. Happy inside, and dives into the lagoon. Cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow to the applauding audience]*

**Unikitty:** Oh, poor Mr. Happy. Gone forever out of our lives... *[A tear falls down her cheek and she turns into Sad Kitty]* Why couldn't it have been me?!

**Master** **Frown:** Yes! Why couldn't it have been you?! *[Sobbing]*

**Unikitty:** Why did he have to go like this?! Why? *[Crying]*

**Master** **Frown:** Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot?! *[both crying together]*

**Mr. Happy:** Hello, guys. *[Unikitty and Master Frown stop sobbing. Unikitty turns back to normal]*

**Unikitty and Master Frown:** Mr. Happy? *[Mr. Happy's head is above the water]*

**Mr. Happy:** Have you Guys met... *[Holds his millionth dollar up]* ...me millionth dollar? *[laughs]*

**Unikitty:** Wow, how did you get it back?

**Mr. Happy:** It wasn't easy. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter. So, eventually, we settled on a trade.

**Unikitty:** What did you give him? *[Mr. Happy jumps back up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and left arm]*

**Mr. Happy:** Nothing important. *[Laughs. Unikitty and Master Frown look shocked.]*