Live! With Killbane

* Go to **Smiling Jack's**
* Go to **helicopter**
* Go to **radio tower**
* Plant **transmitter**
* Get in **helicopter**
* Go to **radio tower**
* Plant **transmitter**
* Get in **helicopter**
* Approach **Broadcast Van**
* Target **Broadcast Van**
* Go to **interview**
* Enter **building**
* Clear **Deckers**
* Talk to **Jane**
* Get in **helicopter**
* 2500 Respect

"**Live! With Killbane**" is a mission in *Saints Row: The Third*.

**Shaundi**: "*Gotcha. DAMN IT! What did you do!*"
**Playa**: "*What did I do, I don't fucking know!*"
**Shaundi**: "*Learn to fucking fly!*"
 — Shaundi and Playa, after Killbane escapes due to their helicopter losing control.

## Overview

Before taking out the Deckers, Kinzie Kensington phones Playa and Shaundi and has them meet her at Smiling Jack's diner. She shows the two a live news interview between Jane Valderamma and Killbane, where the latter is disparaging the Saints and has framed them for the destruction of Hughes Memorial Bridge (which Killbane himself destroyed in an ambush) by giving them a fake, yet believable footage of Pierce, Shaundi and Playa, dancing near the destroyed bridge, despite a shadow being cast on the backdrop. Playa and Shaundi decide they quickly need to stop Killbane.

With Kinzie's help, the two manage to triangulate the location of the broadcast to an abandoned office building in Espina, New Colvin. They arrive too late and learn that Killbane has already fled. Following in a helicopter, Shaundi attempts to kill him with an McManus 2015, but before she can fire the helicopter goes haywire and crashes into the street, allowing Killbane to escape. An angry Shaundi asks Playa what happened; they are also confused, but receive a provocative text message from Matt Miller stating, "*Cheers ;)*".

## Gameplay

Go to **Smiling Jack's**
Go to **helicopter**
The Oppressor helicopter is located just around the corner, at the docks behind Kinzie's Warehouse.

Go to **radio tower**
After getting inside with Shaundi, fly on over to the first radio tower.

Plant **transmitter**
Plant the transmitter after killing all the Deckers nearby; they shouldn't present much of a problem, but the generators dotted around can explode after taking a little gunfire, and these can cause significant damage.

Get in **helicopter**
Go to **radio tower**
Plant **transmitter**
The second radio tower also requires planting a transmitter; rather than going up the staircase to the left after exiting the helicopter (facing the building from the helipad), instead climb back into helicopter and fly it up to the rooftop.

Get in **helicopter**
Approach **Broadcast Van**
Now head to the Broadcast Van and descend close enough to start scanning it with the spotlight.

Target **Broadcast Van**
Follow the van around as it tries to escape until the meter fully fills up (target it with the reticle, not the physical laser spotlight).

Go to **interview**
Head to the abandoned office building in Espina to confront Killbane.

Enter **building**
Clear **Deckers**
After reaching the building, kill all of the Deckers here. Two Deckers Specialists are present here (one first, then another): they use speed and their Shock Hammer to damage and "ragdoll" Playa and leave them briefly defenseless.

Talk to **Jane**
After clearing everyone out, speak to Jane Valderamma to learn where Killbane is.

Get in **helicopter**
Had back up to helicopter to follow him.

Catch **Killbane**
Fly towards his nearby Infuego to trigger the final cutscene and complete the mission.

## Rewards

* Cash awarded at the end of the mission
* Spotlight unlocked
1/2

* Cash: $10,000
* Respect: 2500
* Mission: Learning Computer
* Vehicle: Spotlight (Oppressor)

## Newscast

**Jane Valderamma**: "*Angered over Eddie "Killbane" Pryor's exclusive interview, members of the 3rd Street Saints confronted several of his associates, gunning them down in an abandoned office building. Your very own Jane Valderamma cornered these now-infamous killers to ask them their thoughts on the accusations of the self-proclaimed philanthropist. While the conversation was punctuated with guns waving threateningly, the message was clear: the Saints want to end Killbane's life. The reasons behind this murderous intent did not come out, though the recent release of a video showing their involvement in the destruction of a memorial bridge in Stilwater may have sparked their ire. This is Jane Valderamma risking life and limb for you, Steelport.*"

This is played after Live! With Killbane and before http://deckers.die. It is stopped after http://deckers.die due to Matt Miller.
 Saints Betrayal 1

This is played after Live! With Killbane and before Gangstas in Space
 Saints Betrayal 2

## Trivia

* The news ticker in the opening cutscene states: "[...] boy nags parents into purchasing adult elephant as pet...Two children found found guilty of using illegal immigrants to supply lemonade stand...Technically Legal fined by health inspectors for 6th outbreak of gonorrhea in as many [...]".
	+ The news ticker in the closing cutscene of the later mission "STAG Film" states that a memorial service is to be held for the boy, who was trampled to death by the elephant.
* The radio station cannot be changed during this mission.
* This is the only mission in *Saints Row: The Third* where Jane Valderamma appears outside a cutscene.
	+ In this mission, Jane refers to the last time she met Playa during the *Ultor Exposed* DLC and hints at the interview with Tera.
	+ Jane is immune to bullet and explosion damage, but can be knocked out of one of the windows, although this fails the mission.
	+ Shooting Jane Valderamma causes police Notoriety to rise.
* The end of this mission features Killbane escaping in a unique Infuego painted with Luchador colors; the Infuego is usually a Morningstar gang vehicle which the Luchadores do not use. This vehicle's underglow is Morningstar red instead of Luchador green.

## Transcript

### Prologue

* Male 1
* Male 2
* Male 3
* Female 1
* Female 2
* Female 3
* Zombie

**Playa - Male 1**: "*Kinzie, you found anything out about the Deckers?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*I know a lot about the Deckers.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Well I know that, but I mean anything we can use?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Tons, but you shouldn't worry about that now.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Ok, then what should I...*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Is Shaundi with you?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*No. Why do you want to know? What's going on?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*I'll call her then. Meet me at Smiling Jack's diner, there's something you need to see.*"
 — Pre-mission Phone Call (Male 1)

**Kinzie Kensington**: "*I've been tracking the Decker's movements in Steelport.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*So how do we stop these cyber nerds?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Goth-cyberpunks.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Excuse me?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*The Deckers are part of the goth-cyberpunk crowd, not the cyber nerds. Different group altogether. Like confusing a baseball player with a football player.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Uh, right... so, stopping them...*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*... will have to wait. Get to Smiling Jack's diner and bring Shaundi. A new problem just came up.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Shaundi, need you to meet me at Smiling Jack's. Kinzie says something's up.*"
**Shaundi**: "*I'll be waiting there for you.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Just meet me there.*"
 — Pre-mission Phone Call (Male 2)

**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Good, it's you.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*... Yes, it's me. And?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Sorry, was reading. More crimes attributed to the Deckers have been popping up.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Anything we can use?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Possible. I... oh, that's not good.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*What? What isn't good?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*We'll need another person, maybe Shaundi... Meet me at Smiling Jack's diner.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Kinzie?... Shit.*"
 — Pre-mission Phone Call (Male 3)

**Playa - Female 1**: "*Hey, how's the Decker plan coming along?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*You can't rush these things. Running in and shooting won't work on Matt Miller and the Deckers.*"
**Playa - Female 1**: "*Doesn't have to be perfect, just something to get started with.*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Well the plan's almost complete, so I'll wait for that.*"
**Playa - Female 1**: "*Kinzie...*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Uh oh. That's not good.*"
**Playa - Female 1**: "*What? What's not good?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Come to Smiling Jack's.*"
**Playa - Female 1**: "*Kinzie, what's going on?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*I'll call Shaundi, we'll need her. See ya.*"
 — Pre-mission Phone Call (Female 1)

**Playa - Female 2**: "*How you doing with plans for the Deckers?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*I think we should be able to bring them down.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Alright, where should I start?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*I was speaking speculatively. Right now I still have to crack a few databases.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Um, then what should I be doing now?*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Dealing with our current problem.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*The Deckers are our problem, and you just said...*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*I'm not talking about the Deckers. There are other problems out there you know.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Well yeah, but...*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Here, meet me at Smiling Jack's and I'll show you.*"
 — Pre-mission Phone Call (Female 2)

**Kinzie Kensington**: "*This really isn't a good time.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Then call me back when it is.*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*No, I mean what's going on isn't good for the Saints.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*You knew that coming into this.*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*I mean right now. What's going on RIGHT NOW. You have no idea, do you?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Aparently not.*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Come to Smiling Jack's diner and I'll show you.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*This better be worth it.*"
 — Pre-mission Phone Call (Female 3)

**Kinzie Kensington**: "*Where have you been?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grumbles*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*They've been talking about it for the last hour. It's all over the net and TV.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grunts*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*You need to see this. Come to Smiling Jack's and I'll show you.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Garbled*"
**Kinzie Kensington**: "*You don't say much, do you?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Mumbles*"
 — Pre-mission Phone Call (Zombie)
### Cutscene #1

**Playa**: "*What's up?*"
**Kinzie**: "*You need to see this...*"
**Jane**: "*...Fortunately this exclusive footage has come to light, and with us live the man responsible...*"
**Jane**: "*...Eddie "Killbane" Pryor. Thanks for being here, Eddie.*"
**Killbane**: "*My pleasure, Jane...and please, call me Killbane.*"
**Jane**: "*Killbane, there are some who claim you're a criminal.*"
**Killbane**: "*No, no, Jane, my dear, please. The Saints are criminals. Call me eccentric, but I'm just an entertainer slash businessman slash philanthropist slash--*"
**Jane**: "*We get it.*"
**Playa**: "*Where are they?*"
**Kinzie**: "*No idea, they're broadcasting from an undisclosed location.*"
**Shaundi**: "*Well, fucking disclose it.*"
**Kinzie**: "*I might be able to triangulate where they're shooting if you go to the broadcast towers and -*"
**Playa**: "*We're on it.*"
 — Opening Cutscene
### Gameplay

*Called in a favor to get a helicopter. Use it, I'll explain when you're airborne.*— Kinzie, "Mission"
**Shaundi**: "*That asshole's gonna trash the Saints on air.*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*I didn't think Killbane would try something this subtle.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Wouldn't be the first time...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*I didn't think Killbane would try something this subtle.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Looks like that's already happening.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*He already is.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Gonna nothin', he's doing it now...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*He already is.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Garbled*"
 — "Drive 1"
**Jane**: "*I'm sitting with a man the wrestling community has called 'The Walking Apocalypse'. Is such a moniker intended to frighten your fans as well as your foes?*"
**Killbane**: "*Not at all. It's an inspiration to all my fans, to rise above the meager existence of a mere man.*"
**Jane**: "*And what about those that don't share that opinion? Some may call that preying on the weak.*"
**Killbane**: "*It's the ones who see each person as nothing more than a paycheck who truly prey on the weak, like Planet Saints.*"
**Jane**: "*And your intentions are... noble?*"
**Killbane**: "*Ask the kids who've been through my program, they'll tell you the good I've done them.*"
**Jane**: "*We'll be right back after a few words from our sponsors.*"
 — "Interview, Part 1"
**Shaundi**: "*Fuck. Him.*"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*Don't worry, he's gonna get his...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*What, you don't think Killbane is noble?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Attacking corporations, talking about the children... this guy sounds like a bad politician.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*This guy's more self-absorbed than Birk.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*This guys got a bigger ego than me...*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Don't worry, he's gonna get his...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Who the fuck does this prick think he is?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grunts*"
 — "Drive 2"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*Kinizie, what are we to do?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Instruction time, Kinzie.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Kinizie, what are we to do?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*So what's the deal, Kinzie?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*We're here, Kinzie. What next?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Talk to me Kinzie...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*We're here, Kinzie. What next?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Gargles*"
**Kinzie**: "*I've sent you coordinates to several radio towers. Head to the first one and let me know when you've landed.*"
 — "Reach Helicopter"
**Jane**: "*Before the break, you mentioned the kids you've helped.*"
**Killbane**: "*Ah yes, Killbanes Crunch Camp! heh. It's a two month summer program that gets kids off the streets and into the ring.*"
**Jane**: "*There's been some concern from parent groups-*"
**Killbane**: "*Well, that's because parents are pussies. Maybe they should focus on a real threat, like the Third Street Saints.*"
**Jane**: "*Strong words.*"
**Killbanes**: "*Kids fall down, and get hit with steel chairs all the time. I'm just providing a safe environment for this to happen. Meanwhile, parents are buying their kids lunchboxes with convicted serial killers on them.*"
**Jane**: "*My exclusive interview with Killbane will continue after these messages.*"
 — "Interview, Part 2"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*Shit, the Deckers are here!*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*You didn't say anything about Deckers being up here.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Why are the Deckers guarding a radio tower?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*What are the Deckers doing here?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*There's Deckers up here.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Shit, the Deckers are here!*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*I see Deckers.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grumbles*"
**Kinzie**: "*They probably use these antennas for the Decker usenet. Not surprising they'd leave guards.*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*You knew about them? Kinzie, you are welcome to share these bits of information with me.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Just give me a heads up next time, Kinzie...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*You knew about them? Kinzie, you are welcome to share these bits of information with me.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Wish I'd known that sooner.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Thanks for the heads up.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Next time a little heads up'd be nice...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Thanks for the heads up.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grunts*"
**Kinzie**: "*Use the transmitters I left under the seat. Place one on the radio antenna. Then head to the next tower.*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*Wait, how'd you plan for all this...?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*How long have you been planning for this?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*You left under... Kinzie how long have you been planning this operation?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*That's... convenient...*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Wait, how did you have this stuff all ready to go?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Don't change the subject on me...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Wait, how'd you plan for all this...?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Babbles*"
**Kinzie**: "*Gotta go.*"
 — "First Antenna"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*You think Kinzie is gonna do anything with these transmitters once we're done with Killbane?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Is there any place in this city Kinzie hasn't placed some device?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Kinzie is good. She must have the whole town bugged by now.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Makes you kind of wonder what else she's up to...*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*How many gadgets you think Kinzie's got all over this city by now?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*You think Kinzie is gonna do anything with these transmitters once we're done with Killbane?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*How much of this city you think she's monitoring?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
**Shaundi**: "*Who cares, as long as she isn't bugging my bedroom.*"

+**Playa - Female 1**: "*I don't think she wants to hear the details of your sex life, Shaundi.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*I don't think she wants to hear the details of your sex life, Shaundi.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*That does not seem likely...*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*C'mon. She wouldn't do that.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*She wouldn't spy on her own people like that...*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Kinzie would never spy on her own people...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*That's mental. She wouldn't do that.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Groans*"
**Shaundi**: "*You sure about that?*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*...well now I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight, thanks.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Though I'll bet we could make some good money off it...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Good point. She might have footage of Pierce... Uh, anyway. I'll talk with her.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Yeah. Maybe. Actually no... Fuck.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*... Remind me to have my room checked when we get back.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*You're right, the bitch is crazy.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*...well now I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight, thanks.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Snarls*"
 — "First Rooftop"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*Give me a bit to place this thing.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Cover me while I hook this thing up.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*It will take just a moment to set this up.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Give me a second to place this thing.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Setting up the transmitter...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Give me a bit to place this thing.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grunts*"
 — "Placing First"
**Jane**: "*We're back with our exclusive interview. The controversy over your match against your former partner, Angel De LaMuerte-?*"
**Killbane**: "*Heh heh heh heh. People keep talking about a controversy when there isn't any. There can only be one legend. We fought, he lost, I won.*"
**Jane**: "*If Angel De LaMuerte was to come out of hiding, would you face him in a rematch?*"
**Killbane**: "*Without his mask, he's nothing. Less than nothing. The dirt under my boots gets more respect from me. To consider a rematch would mean admitting he's still worthy of my time.*"
**Jane**: "*Let's hope he's not out there listening in. But to everyone else, we'll have more with Killbane in just a moment.*"
 — "Interview, Part 3"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*So where'd you get these transmitters, anyway, Kinzie?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Do you make all these gadgets, Kinzie, or steal them?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Where do you get your equipment, Kinzie?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Where exactly do these transmitters come from?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*So where'd you get these transmitters, anyway, Kinzie?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*You get all these toys from your FBI days?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Kinzie, where'd you nick these transmitters?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Babbles*"
**Kinzie**: "*It's safer if you don't know*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*Whatchu mean safer?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Safer? What do you mean safer?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*What is that supposed to mean?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*What's that supposed to mean?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*What does that even mean?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*What's that even mean?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Whatchu mean safer?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Moans*"
**Kinzie**: "*Well. It probably means that its safer... if you don't know. Look they work, that's all that matters.*"
 — "Second Antenna"
**Shaundi**: "*What're we going to do about that video the press has?*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*We'll let our PR department earn their paychecks.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Play the whole thing off as some phony publicity stunt?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*We'll let our PR department earn their paychecks.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Let the PR department worry about it.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Our PR department can take care of that, right?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Ultor's gonna bury it, right?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Who cares? Let PR worry about that.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grumbles*"
**Shaundi**: "*People think we blew up a landmark. I don't think it's that easy.*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*Then what the hell do we pay them for?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Then what do we have a PR department for?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Then we will find someone else. Why pay a PR team if not for times like this?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Then what are they good for?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Then what the hell do we pay them for?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Then what the fuck are their lawyers good for?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Then what the hell do we pay them for?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Groans*"
**Shaundi**: "*Covering up the small shit.*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*When was the last time we did "small shit"?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Is anything we do small? Ever?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*We do small shit?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Yeah, they need to start earning those paychecks.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Since when do we do 'small' shit?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Remind me to get Gryphon on the phone, later...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*When was the last time we did "small shit"?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Sneers*"
 — "Second Rooftop"

+**Playa - Female 1**: "*Turning this thing on and then we can take off.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Turning this thing on and then we can take off.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*I will be done here soon.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Alright, hooking this thing up.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Getting the transmitter in place...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Alright, hooking this thing up.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Mumbles*"
 — "Placing Second"
**Kinzie**: "*There, got it. Sending the coordinates of the van.*"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*Van?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*I thought you just said "van".*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*What van?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Van?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Van?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*What...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Van?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Growls*"
**Kinzie**: "*A broadcasting van. It's where the signal is being sent from.*"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*So they're in the van...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*So what, blow it to hell?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Will Killbane be inside this van?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*So that means they're in there?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*They're inside it?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*So they're in the van...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*They're inside it?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Garbled*"
**Kinzie**: "*No. Use the laser signal tracker to help me find their broadcast location.*"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*The what?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*I don't see that button on the dashboard...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Use the what?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Hold up... a laser signal what?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*The what?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*English, Kinzie.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*What the hell are you jabbering on about?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
**Kinzie**: "*The light on the helicopter. Shine it on the van.*"
 — "Target Van"
**Jane**: "*Murderbrawl XXXI is your upcoming wrestling event. What do you say to the accusations that it is 'just legalised killing'?*"
**Killbane**: "*Well, it's entertainment for the masses, nothing more.*"
**Jane**: "*But you admit, people do get hurt?*"
**Killbane**: "*Oh, of course they do. I may be carved out of sacred marble, but occasionally a chip breaks off. I'm not going to cry about it, I'll just smooth out the edges.*"
**Jane**: "*And what of those who have died at the event?*"
**Killbane**: "*Murderbrawl isn't for the weak. Jump on a grenade and you have to expect the blast to tear you to meaty bloodsoaked pieces.*"
**Jane**: "*There may be children listening.*"
**Killbane**: "*Oh, right. Uhh uh, kids, hehh, don't play with grenades, it'll just blow your hands off.*"
**Jane**: "*When we come back with Killbane, we'll take a few calls from our listeners.*"
 — "Interview, Part 4"
*Great, they're running. We must've spooked them.*— Shaundi, "Spooked News"

+**Kinzie**: "*You trying to let them see you?*"

-**Kinzie**: "*Back off before they run for it.*"
**Kinzie**: "*Too close, they're going to see you.*"
**Kinzie**: "*You trying to let them see you?*"
 — "Too Close to"

+**Kinzie**: "*I'm losing the signal, you're too far.*"

-**Kinzie**: "*Careful, don't get too far from the van.*"
**Kinzie**: "*Get closer, or the signal will drop.*"
**Kinzie**: "*I'm losing the signal, you're too far.*"
 — "Too Far Away From"
**Kinzie**: "*He's in an abandoned office building. Let me send you the location...*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*Good work, Kinzie. Now we let him know who he is messing with.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*That should give us just enough time...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Good work, Kinzie. Now we let him know who he is messing with.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Thanks for the tip. Now let's have a little fun.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Nice work, Kinzie. Now let's rile him up.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Kinzie, hook me up with the stations phone number...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Nice work, Kinzie. Now let's get him good and riled.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
**Shaundi**: "*What're you gonna do?*"
**Kinzie**: "*Ok, patching your cell through.*"
 — "Got Location"
**Jane Valderamma**: "*Looks like we have a caller. You're on the air with Killbane. What's your ques...*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*Hey, listen up you flaming sack of shit. You ha...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Listen up you son of a bitch...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Listen carefully stupid bag of shit...*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Hey, listen up you flaming sack of shit. You ha...*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Listen you fat piece of shit. You ha...*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Listen, motherfucker, you know that tape is bullshit...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Listen up you tubby wad of goo--*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grumbles*"
**Killbane**: "*I'm sorry, do you have a question for me?*"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*Yeah, I'm going to come down there and tear your goddamn throat out!*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*I'm gonna find you and put a bullet in that inflated fucking head of yours!*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Do you like pain, Walking Asspocalypse?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Yeah. How are you gonna do these interviews with your jaw wired shut?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Yeah, I'm going to come down there and tear your goddamn throat out!*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Yeah: What are you gonna do when I tear out your fucking eyes...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Yeah, I'm going to march down there and step on your bloody throat.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Groans*"
**Jane Valderamma**: "*Erm, perhaps this has gone just a bit too far.*"
**Killbane**: "*I'm not sure that's a question either; it sounds more like a threat.*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*I don't make threats, mate. I makes promises.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*It's a promise.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*No threats. Just a promise. When I'm through with you, your lover won't be able to identify your body.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*I don't do threats. I do guarantees.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*No... it's a promise.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Very astute.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*I don't make threats, mate. I makes promises.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Babbles*"
**Jane Valderamma**: "*Okay, we need to—*"
**Killbane**: "*Ooh, someone talked to a washed up wrestler, and now they think they can cut a promo!*"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*I'm gonna break it down for you Eddie...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*You know, Eddie...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Listen, Eddie...*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Eddie, Eddie, Eddie...*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Listen, Eddie...*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*I'm gonna break it down for you Eddie...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Listen, Eddie...*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Garbled*"
**Killbane**: "*NO ONE CALLS ME THAT!*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*Ed. Eduardo. Buddy. The next time I see you I'm gonna cut off your ba--*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*I am gonna fuckin' murder you, your family, your dog...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*You can't hide your shame behind that mask forever, EDDIE. Before I'm done with you everyone will know how fucking spineless you are.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Ed. Eduardo. Buddy. The next time I see you I'm gonna cut off your ba--*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Buddy I am gonna skull fuck y-*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*You can hide behind all the Luchador bitches you want, but I'm gonna find you...and when I do I'm gonna fuckin' kill yo-*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Listen lad--I call you what I want. And if you think I give one flyin fu--*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Mumbles*"
**Jane Valderamma**: "*And that's all the time we have. Thank you for your time, Killbane. This has been Jane Valderamma with a special interview.*"
 — "Radio Interview Call In"
**Shaundi**: "*This looks like the place.*"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*Clear 'em out quick and quiet.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Ok, let's quietly sneak in...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Kill them, quickly and quietly.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Get 'em out. Quickly and quietly.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Clear 'em out quick and quiet.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Let's do this quietly...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Clear 'em out quick and quietly.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Garbled*"
**Shaundi**: "*Quietly...?*"

+**Playa - Female 1**: "*Or run in guns blazing, either works for me.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Or run in guns blazing, either works for me.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Just kill them.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Relatively speaking.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Well, quiet-ish...*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Yeah that sounds lame, let's just shoot these motherfuckers...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Quiet...ish?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Gargles*"
 — "Land on Office"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*Where the hell is Killbane?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*You see Killbane anywhere?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Find Killbane.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Where's Killbane?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Where the hell is Killbane?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Alright, we gotta find Killbane...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Where the hell is Killbane?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Babbles*"
**Shaundi**: "*Bet that reporter knows. Let's ask.*"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*Let's say hello to our old friend Jane...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Seems to be a couple people in the way...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*After we are done tending to these punks.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*After we get through these guys.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*We gotta get through them, first.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Let's say hello to our old friend Jane...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*We gotta get through them, first.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Growls*"
 — "Enter Office"
**Jane Valderamma**: "*It's been a while. You look good.*"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*Where's Killbane?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Well I always do. Now where'd Killbane go?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*I want Killbane.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Where's Killbane hiding?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Where's Killbane?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Where is that sonofabitch...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Where's Killbane?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Sneers*"
**Jane Valderamma**: "*He mentioned heading north. You're not... after me about the interview, are you?*"
 — "Question Jane"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*Back in the bird. We're going after Killbane.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Time to get back in the air and catch that asshole.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Back to the helicopter. We are finishing this now.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Get in the copter. It's time to find Killbane.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Back to the chopper. We're going after Killbane.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*We're not letting Killbane get away, back to the roof.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Back in the bird. We're going after Killbane.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
**Shaundi**: "*Let's put a bullet in that sonofabitch.*"
 — "Go After Killbane"

+**Playa - Female 1**: "*Lemme get close enough...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Lemme get close enough...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*I am bringing you into position.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*I'll get you a clear view.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*I'll get you above him.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*I'll get you in position.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*I'll get you above him.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Mumbles*"
**Shaundi**: "*Just keep it steady so I get a shot.*"

+**Playa - Female 1**: "*No problem.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*No problem.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Make me proud, Shaundi.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Better not miss.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Make it count.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*You got it.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Make it count, love.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Garbled*"
 — "End Helicopter Convo"
### Cutscene #2

**Shaundi**: "*Gotcha.*"
**Shaundi**: "*DAMN IT! What did you do!*"
**Playa**: "*What did I do, I don't fucking know!*"
**Shaundi**: "*Learn to fucking fly!*"
**Playa**: "*You alright?*"
**Shaundi**: "*I had him!*"
**Playa**: "*I know, I know. It's not your fault, something weird happened--*"
Playa's phone beeps. It shows the Deckers Skull, with a message from Matt Miller saying "Cheers ;)"**Playa**: "*Shit!*"
 — End cutscene

## References

1. ↑ **Mission**: Return to Steelport
2. ↑ **Mission**: America's Next Top Scientist

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