BackSpace Boys

BackSpace Boys

By Sebastian and Emmett

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BackSpace Boys

Entry started by Sebastian and Emmett of the planet Earth on 2942

Home planet: Takar

Current leader: Unknown. There are some conspiracy theorists wondering about Christopher J Columbus.

Known members: Greg, Kyeal, Chris, Gaven, Miles and Bill Nye. These are the only members we have been able to take into custody.

Total members: From what the captured members have told us, there are over 31 thousand members.

Date of origin: Unknown

First sighting: 2594 near the planet Gyon

Description

The BackSpace Boys are a gang of space pirates who have been terrorizing passenger ships and the SDS (Space Delivery Service). They have been known to catch ships in tractor beams, blast open the doors, and steal everything inside. Even in the robberies they make sure everyone is unharmed by using their ships docking bay to provide oxygen to make sure nobody freezes in the endless void we call space. Victims have even reported calming music to soothe people, such as this. The BackSpace Boys always disable communications before a robbery using a specially designed EMP device they call a “LDV” after the scientist who designed them (Leonardo Da Vinci). They have been know to pull of heists all over the galaxy, but they love to steal from Capital. Capital is the planet base inhabited by the GOV corp that controls all the nearby planets, but a lot of the planets have declared independence from GOV corp.

Reported vehicles used in robberies:

Stolen SDS ships

Stolen passenger ships\*

EVAC pods\*

Leaders personal ship\*

Mothership\*

\*See bottom for artists’ renderings

History

In the beginning, Takar was a very poor planet that was hardly looked at. The inhabitants were too poor for spaceships; whenever an inspector came, some of the people would take him on a tour while a small team hijacked his ship. This led to a retaliation from GOV corp. They said that ALL people of Takar would be punished. The people of Takar were smarter than they looked. They knew GOV corp was ordering large quantities of deadly firearms, so they sent 4 stolen ships out to intercept them. This was their first interspace heist. It was very successful. With the stolen weapons, they were a formidable force. After a couple failed return attacks, GOV corp finally left them alone. Now they hunt space for unsuspecting ships that might hold a profit. They are the most famous gang in the cosmos, and the only other gang daring to oppose them is the Milky Way Boys.

Previous Leaders

The BackSpace Boys have had many leaders, although we only know about 4. Previous leaders have been Gvidanto, Mutungamiriri, Umholi, and Bob Marley. There have been many others, but the members have refused to tell us any others, even after 10 continuous hours of “It’s Raining Tacos” (which, as some of you may know, is THE MOST EFFECTIVE TORTURE DEVICE TO DATE).

Famous Heists

Their most famous heist is when they stole an entire squad of PX4Ks from a heavily guarded compound on the planet Meine. Here is an interview with a guard from the compound.

Interview: Halon. Assignment: Guard. Time: 14:28, 5/24/2716

Halon: I remember it being a normal night, nothing happening until a whole squad of PX4Ks comes tearing out of the hanger, scaring the heck out of us.
Interviewer: What else do you remember? Make sure it’s as detailed as possible.
Halon: I remember us rushing in to the hanger and searching to hopefully just find one PX4K that they left behind. We were all feeling like we had messed up.
Interviewer: How did you know it was them?
Halon: They had even left a message holo-painted onto the wall.
Interviewer: What did the message say?
Halon: “This is revenge”
[End of interview]

The following is an interview with a captured member of the BackSpace Boys.

Interview: Kyeal. Assignment: Part of BackSpace Boys. Time: 5/31/2716

Kyeal: Not much. I remember parachuting down onto the top of the hanger from a stolen passenger ship.
Interviewer: How did you get all the PX4Ks out of there without anyone noticing?
Kyeal: It’s not that hard when you know how to remotely wire a camera. The hard part was hijacking them.
Interviewer: How long did that take?
Kyeal: I dunno. The important part is that nobody found us.
Interviewer: What did you do next?
Kyeal: Holo-paint a message on the wall.
Interviewer: Ah, yes. We heard about that. What did you mean by that?
Kyeal: They took our home. We take their everything.
[Subject refuses to talk anymore. End of interview]

Another famous heist of the BackSpace Boys was when they stole the GOVs main bank (Bank of GOV Corp.) Nobody truly knows how they managed to do this, not even the gang members themselves.Somehow the bank just disappeared from Capital. The GOV Corp bank had 17.39 FISĦ stored in it’s vault, and even more invested in its architecture.The banks location is unknown but a Tracker (Intergalactic space hunter, currently hunting a Jackanope) has claimed he saw a large bank fling past him into a cosmic void.

Sightings

There have been many reported sightings, and we assume that many of them are false. Many of these sightings have been investigated. We have only found evidence of the BackSpace Boys at 29 of these claims. This evidence has included the following:

Forgotten members

Stolen ships

Unconscious victims

Conscious victims

Weapons

Money

This photo:

Artist Renderings of Vehicles

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