Oddity-007-LOL: Pig Hand puppet from hell

Aggression Class: Feral

Containment class: XL

Description:

Oddity-007-LOL Is a hand puppet resembling a pig, it claims to be 100% polyester fibre, but that is 100% bullshit, there's obviously some satanic shit going on with it as well, those eyes say it all I tell ya, Oddity-007-LOL appears to be wearing a blue tie which is strange because with all the people it's killed it should definitely be red, jesus christ. Oddity-007-LOL appears to be 17.8 inches in size, designed for kids and appears to be 95 grams in weight but just because it's light doesn't mean it can't fucking kill you in an instant, don't believe me? explain all the bodies in the site he's kept in!

Activation:

It appears that this satanic little shit will activate whenever somebody makes contact with it's fabric, which then it will quickly turn it's head to lock eye contact, now this is where the scary shit comes in. Oddity-007-LOL will then begin levitating in the air and then, it laughs, it laughs a demonic laugh that is a sign of "you fucked up". Oddity-007-LOL will then proceed to chase down the sorry bastard who picked it up, going slow at 1st to give a false sense of security, but slowly beginning to pick up speed, it tops in at the speed of sound if necessary, then, once it gets it's fabric hand on the victim, Oddity-007-LOL will then lift up the victim with minimal ease and then he will blow up into organs, blood and bone, throughout this process. Oddity-007-LOL will proceed to laugh yet again, this time more villainous-like, it's aware of it's actions but even with all the blood he caused, that damn hand puppet stays clean somehow, like the blood just never touches him, even when he lays in it after the deed is done!

Containment:

Oddity-007-LOL is to be destroyed as soon as we find a way to destroy it, for now, we keep it in about 3 cages, no, 5, it'll hold him for a little bit, as it takes time for that piglet bastard to go through the walls, since this containment isn't very lengthy, we're also going to show the endless attempts at trying to kill this fucker.

Termination attempts:

Bullets: The damn bastard seems to just phase through them, like they're not even existent to him, we tried when he was idle and although it did put some holes in him, it also didn't kill him as he regenerated the holes in the span of 15 seconds

Sharp objects: He can be pierced, but it doesn't do anything too special, he just floats it off like a maniacal banshee

Fire: The label said "keep away from fire" and we thought, maybe that's it's weakness. WRONG! Oddity-007-LOL then created two clones when he was incinerated, one of a lamb with a rose in it's mouth, one of a cow with a bow on it's head. They are designated Oddity-007-LOL-1 and Oddity-007-LOL-2 respectively, NEVER TRY FIRE AGAIN

Water: We tried water as wetness is never good for puppets, and it did slow him down! for about a minute, then it dried up and carried it's pursuit against Test-Sub-621. I know i'm not supposed to care for these criminals but, i feel bad when that banshee bastard gets them

Acid: Same result as water.

Oddity-001: Maybe an oddity could kill it, we tried with Oddity-001 and when the lights were off, it decided to run away, smart thinking, Oddity-001

Oddity-020: We chucked Oddity-007-LOL into the ocean (WITH A CRANE) to where we assumed Oddity-020 resided and the sea creature decided to respond by giving it us back, what a bitch

Oddity-023: Oddity-023 wouldn't even get agitated at that puppet, like it was scared or something, which i relate to.

An Oddity-025 instance: It tried to go close, but the second Oddity-025 touched that demonic hand puppet, it was over for them

We then had to use something we hope to god would work!

Nukes: After all the destruction and the smoke faded, we decided to check if any of the Oddity-007-LOL died... ALL THREE SURVIVED! WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THOSE THINGS

That's all our test logs so far