The Gourdwalk

# Verse 1:

## Wood.

It began eons ago, from the roiling promethean womb of the elements, burning rock, soil, great horns of cattle and ancient penguin shit. YHWH, El Shaddai, El Elyon, אֲדֹנֵי־, Jehovah, Allah. Forsooth he is the one who formed the first man from sticks and clay. It was somewhere in this time that the first of 4,642 “GOVRD”’s were created, sewed into the earth with little care for who would take them, or what, indeed, would be ended up built out of them.

When David was tasked to take exactly 100 philistine foreskins, he collected 200. “David” killed 201 men, “David”. “David”. “David”. “David”. “David”. “David”. Avaj was married to Roph. Avadir, Avachin, Avalin, Avabite, and rophir were the names of the children, of which 2 died young, denied the rivers of Babylon from a young age, only sustained by the pouring of the bottle “GOVRD” from a mixture of crushed wasps, glass, figs, and lice. Roph’s fingers were that of soybeans, and her hair was crusted hard like shards of feces. Roph saw fires in the night from the Water Wars and was taken deep into the abyss sometime after the opening of the first seal.

The first 200 of the “GOVRD”’s were wasted, used my human men who barely had the knowledge of the earth and stone around them, let alone the principles of mathematics, physics, gravity, the natural world, zoology, marine science. Horseshoe crabs were born somewhere in this time, farther than we thought, but not too far so that they could be considered “new” in terms of the time that man understood how to use “GOVRD”s.

201: two young children playing in a puddle of water. Their heads too big to be supported by their bodies, and no one to assist and help them, one fell face-first into the water, drowning to death over the course of several minutes.

203: the first murder, Cain and Abel? A blow is struck onto the brother of man, skin splits, bone cracks, the water of life flows from the wound, the soul leaves the body somewhere between 10 and 24 hours after death, in that time, one is able to still sense through eyes that are not their own anymore, but just the earth’s. “Mother Earth” Avadir would end up as the supernatural shaping force known as “Mother Earth” after waking on the beach, waves lapping between her feet, five demons had stitched her body from male into female. Artificial attempt at sowing more of said “GOVRD”s. Failure.

204: The seas burned for many hundreds of years oil sat on the surface of all the waters, black as tar, and great sea-beasts fought for dominance in the burning waves. Tsunami’s larger than a finger of Avalin, Avalin was not a Nephilim, נְפִילִים  are mysterious beings or people in the Hebrew Bible who are large and strong.[1] The word Nephilim is loosely translated as giants in some translations of the Hebrew Bible, but left untranslated in others. Jewish explanations interpret them as hybrid sons of fallen angels.  this is ***not*** what the GOVRDwalk is about, this is ***not*** what the GOVRDwalk is about .  this is ***not*** what the GOVRDwalk is about .  this is ***not*** what the GOVRDwalk is about.  this is ***not*** what the GOVRDwalk is about.  this is ***not*** what the GOVRDwalk is about.  this is ***not*** what the GOVRDwalk is about.  this is ***not*** what the GOVRDwalk is about.  this is ***not*** what the GOVRDwalk is about.  this is ***not*** what the GOVRDwalk is about`

205: Lice as we know them are not created by anything we know as “normal” evolution, sometime in the coming of the son of man (**Matthew 24:37**) lice were created, stitching the shaved beard hairs from avachin onto the severed toes of avabite, of which mouths had grown onto the skin and the nails had grown into a carapace, a common prank among the children. It is erroneous to call them “Gods”. “Gods” imply they have power, these cretins wallow in nothingness, so much so that anyone reading this could insult their rotten, pale, and incestuous nature.

202: ***Oh, when the moon beats down and turns your friends into schizophrenics***

***And your nuts get so hot, you wish your tired deez were fireproof***

First you have to find the Minecraft Modded application “Feed the Beast” there you will face your own tribulations in the lice fields, waiting for it to load. Deez > AppData > Local > .ftba > instances > 5c0bc1c1-2308-4dcb-a9a6-3b3124660524. Here is where I stored the secrets to the first two lines of the song known as the “GOVRD”walk

You will not find it in a file, you will find it in your soul. You will find it after you spend hours playing with your friends, you will not find it, you will find you, you will find where your friends are, you will not find you, you will die. You will find it, You will have to find it if you want to ever find “GOVRD”walk. It will find you