The Dinner

**The Dinner** is the second episode of Season 1A of *The Family*, and the second episode overall. It was released on December 7, 2015 - read it here:

## Main cast

* Queen Steph as Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire
* Jessica Alba as Jessica
* Lentimassu as Lenti
* Tomdy as Tomdy

## Episode

**STEPH:** Come in, come in!

**TOMDY:** why amI here

**CLAIRE:** why is that fucker not behaving well hes getting spANKed

**LENTI:** Ms. Gardner, you're *already* drunk?

**CLAIRE:** Oh, shut up, you old geezer!

**LENTI:** As you wish it, ma'am.

**STEPH:** This is getting out of hand! Where's dinner?!

**JESSICA:** I don't know, ask Lenti.

**STEPH:** what

**STEPH:** ?

**JESSICA:** I DONT KNOW ASK LENTI

**STEPH:** Are you asking me if you can borrow my lenses?

> *Jessica storms off.*
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**LENTI:** mexicans just don't work like they used to.

**STEPH:** Oh, Lenti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUICK, THE DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**BELA:** im hungry wheres food

**STEPH:** I'm trying to g-GO SIT ON THE TABLE WITH THE OTHERS

**BELA:** ill say im going to do that but im not really

**STEPH:** what?

**BELA:** on the job'

**STEPH:** what a beautiful child so obedient

**CRIMINAL:** so whens the meal

**STEPH:** have you even looked at the table

**CRIMINAL:** no i just got here

**STEPH:** the meal is there im going there right now

**CRIMINAL:** I didnt know that

> *{Dinner Table}*
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**BELA:** ok food ok

**CLAIRE:** you're getting fat

**BELA:** well you're obviously drunk and desperate and I didn't point that out

**CLAIRE:** you have been raised well

**BELA:** thank you I am aware of that

**TOMDY:** Can you tell me who is that maid

**JESSICA:** Why, hello~

**BELA:** can you please get subtitles I don't understand you

**JESSICA:** Bela please behave

**BELA:** you want a beehive?????

**JESSICA:** I give up

**BELA:** you want to watch Up????????

**LENTI:** Looks like you're getting natived.

**BELA:** no

**LENTI:** Was my pun not good enough?

**TOMDY:** that wasn't even a pun

**BELA:** or a joke

**TOMDY:** I think you're too old for jokes

**LENTI:** everyone is the same age in this shit

**CRIMINAL:** but figurativetly you and Claire are the oldest and have white hair and Steph is older than Bela

**BELA:** AAAA TOO MUCH FOURTH WALL

**MANDY:** stop breaking the fourth wall

**LENTI:** Noted.

**MANDY:** you weren't the one that broke it but you still noted it lmao

**BELA:** where am i is this real life or is this fant-

**TOMDY:** don't sing

**BELA:** why

**TOMDY:** sing wiTH *ME*

**BELA:** ok

> *Bela and Tomdy start to sing Disney songs.*
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**MICAYLA:** lol

**JESSICA:** since when is she here

**STEPH:** since when we make sandwichs?

**JESSICA:** FOR BABY JESUS' SAKE!

**STEPH:** four little cheeses?

**JESSICA:** I'm leaving

**STEPH:** you're cleaning?

**LENTI:** It would be fun to see her do that for a change...

**MICAYLA:** lol

**CLAIRE:** since when is she here

**STEPH:** I don't know

**MICAYLA:** sorry :0)()(.)(..><<><))()

**BELA:** I agree

**DODO:** meOwmEwoMWOMEWOMEOW

**BELA:** what the fuck is that has a demon escaped aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

**DODO:** meowMEOWMWOEMOEEMWOEMWEOWMEWOMEOWMOEWMEOEWMOEMOEW

**LENTI:** NOT THIS AGAIN! GO AWAY, HELL SPAWN! GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM! CHAAAA!

**BELA:** I agree with what he said why do we still have this cat

**CLAIRE:** He's fa-

**TOMDY:** It's probably because he's old, just like Claire.

**BELA:** yeah true true

> *Claire finishes her wine* bottle *and asks for another round.*
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**BELA:** when I grow up I wanna be an alcoholic just like grandma ♥

**CLAIRE:** .......................................................................

**STEPH:** EVERYONE, CALM DOWN! *WE STILL HAVE GAME NIGHT*!!!