Opening/Parasailing gone wrong

Here's how the opening and parasailing around the Mysterious Beyond goes in *Return to the Mysterious Beyond*.

[The film begins with the Hiatt Grey Pictures logo with water vibrations going on with them, and the logo is finished it water vibrates to the title: "Return to the Mysterious Beyond" when suddenly it gets stepped on by a large dinosaur foot. Then it zooms into the film where we see the coastline of the Mysterious Beyond with a tagline reading: "The Mysterious Beyond RESTRICTED". Then the camera pans up and sees a shuttle flying overhead and we see a earth pony looking at the shuttle through binoculars on a speed boat and he alerts the driver to drive the boat. And we get an aerial view of the boat driving through the water and it shows the person hooking up a 12-year-old earth pony colt and probably a 40 year-old earth pony]

Sailor pony: Here you go, my friend.

Cosmo William: Be sure you get us as close as you can. I'll give you something big if you make this a good trip.

Sailor pony: Hey, I'm going to get you close, brother. But not *too* close, okay? You don't want to be eaten.

Cosmo William: [laughs]

Sailor pony: You ready, amigo's?

Cosmo William: Ready!

Jerron Geo: Ready!

[The boat drives through passes by a small island]

Cosmo William: One, two, three!

[Cosmo pulls the harness and the parasail opens up]

Jerron Geo: **HOLY SHIIITTTT!!!!!**

[Soon Cosmo and Jerron are flying up in the air as they whoop and laugh]

Sailor pony: That's it, Jerron! Heave!

[Cosmo and Jerron are going more higher and higher as the rope is almost reeled out]

Cosmo William: Hey, are you scared?

Jerron Geo: Nuh-uh, man! This is fucking awesome!

Cosmo William: [laughs]

[Soon they are way high up as Cosmo records with a video camera]

Jerron Geo: Do you see anything?

Cosmo William: No, not yet.

[Back down below the boat is heading straight toward a cloud of fog]

Sailor pony [to the driver]: Go slowly through this fog.

[The boat jumps a big wave and soon it's into the fog. And back in the air with Cosmo and Jerron, they are still looking at the island, and just as Cosmo was recording with the camera, then suddenly, there was a sharp thwack on the rope.]

Cosmo William: The fuck?

Jerron Geo: What was that?

Cosmo William [puts the camera back] I don't know.

[Then they are shaken around violently as there is distant growling down below from the fog]

Cosmo William: Whoa, hold on!

Jerron Geo: What's happening?

Cosmo William: Just hold on!

Jerron Geo: Please, Make it stop!

[Soon the shaking stops, then they look down below and the boat comes driving out of the fog, except the boat is now empty and wrecked as the sailor pony and the driver are not on board and there is blood splattered all over it. With the canopy torn up and laying on the deck in shambles.]

Jerron Geo: What happened to them?!

Cosmo William: I don't know! [then he looks up ahead and notices the boat is heading towards some rocks!] Oh, shit.

Jerron Geo: We're gonna crash!

Cosmo William: No, no, no, we're *not*!

Jerron Geo: We're gonna crash!

[The boat is coming closer and closer to the rocks]

Cosmo William: I'm going to take this loose! Let go of the rope!

Jerron Geo: We're gonna crash!

Cosmo William: Let go of the rope!

[The boat is getting more closer to the rocks as Cosmo loosens the hook on the rope]

Cosmo William: Move your hooves!

[The boat is getting even more closer to the rocks]

Jerron Geo: Come on, hurry up!

[The boat hits a rock]

Cosmo William: Okay, hold on!

[He releases the rope just as the boat crashes into the rocks and blows up in a fiery inferno while he and Jerron fly towards the Mysterious Beyond]

Cosmo William: Don't be scared, buddy. It's gonna be okay.

[As they fly towards the Mysterious Beyond, it fades to the next scene]