The Babysitter's A Vampire

**The Babysitter's A Vampire** is a song sung by Fred Figglehorn.

And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey
Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey
Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too
Mom left me alone with her now what am I gonna do

Chorus:
The babysitter's a vampire
She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight
The babysitter's a vampire
Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake
To keep me alive

(Backing) Oh great, my mom left me alone with a vampire, a blood sucking freak, MOM!

She said "it's getting late time for you to go to bed"
I'm thinking let's call it a night, put a stake in your heart instead
I'm on to you, you're white as glue, and your skin is as cold as ice
The way you stare like I'm medium rare you're ready to take a bite

And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey
Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey
Mom will never believe me now unless I get some proof
When I'm flying around the house with fangs she'll know it's true

(Chorus)

(Backing) Fred, oh Fred, I want to suck your blood!
I know, get away you freak! AHHHHHH!

And everybody knows they come to suck MY blood
Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run
Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too
Mom left me alone with her now what am I gonna do

(Chorus)
The babysitter's a vampire
From now on I'm wearing turtle necks (Backing: Made of silver)
The babysitter's a vampire
Will I make it through the night or end up a vampire snack

### The Butler Vampire

Connie: There's something strange about this new butler

Sunil Nevla: He called the blood bank and asked if they deliver

Zeñorita Cebra: He walks by the mirror, but I don't see his reflection

Skyla and Vinnie Terrio: We've seen Twilight, believe us it left an impression

Button Mash and Sweetie Belle: And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey

Sunil and Vinnie: Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey

Scootaloo: His hooves are sharp his teeth are pointed too

Connie: Daddy left us alone with him now what are we gonna do

Chorus:
The new butler's a vampire

He's looking at us like we're dinner tonight

The new butler's a vampire

Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake

To keep us alive

Connie: (Backing) Oh great, daddy left us alone with a vampire, a blood sucking freak, DADDY!

Apple Bloom: He said "it's getting late time for you to go to bed"

Connie: I'm thinking let's call it a night, put a stake in your heart instead

Zeñorita Cebra: We're on to you, you're white as glue, and your skin is as cold as ice

Zoe Trent and Pepper Clark: The way you stare like we're medium rare you're ready to take a bite

Minka Mark and Gail Trent: And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey

Mitzi and Pepper Clark: Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey

Connie: Daddy will never believe us now unless we get some proof

Scoootaloo: When we're flying around the house with fangs he'll know it's true

Everyone: AAAAHHH!!!

(Chorus)

The new butler's a vampire

He's looking at us like we're dinner tonight

The new butler's a vampire

Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake

To keep us alive

Jeberton: (Backing) Guys, oh guys, I want to suck your blood!

Connie: I know, get away you freak! AHHHHHH!

Penny Ling and Russell Ferguson: And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey

Sunil and Vinnie: Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey

Minka Mark: His hooves are sharp his teeth are pointed too

Connie: Daddy left us alone with him now what are we gonna do

Chorus:

The new butler's a vampire

He's looking at us like we're dinner tonight

The new butler's a vampire

Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake

To keep us alive

(Chorus)

The new butler's a vampire

From now on We're wearing turtle necks (Backing: Made of silver)

The new butler's a vampire

Will we make it through the night or end up a vampire snack