Double-O-Spina/Transcript

(\*Carmine, in a black tux, into a casino; Lights and games and people walking around everywhere\*)

(\*Carmine, with an unimpressed look, takes a look around; then he slowly walks to the restroom; He goes inside a stall\*)

**Carmine:** (\*Presses on his earpiece\*) Doc, come in, Doc.

**Doc (Through the earpiece):** Carmine, Have you got it?

**Carmine:** Not yet.

**Doc (Through the earpiece):** Well, hurry, we don't have much time to fool around.

**Carmine:** I know, I know, have you done it yet?

**Doc (Through the earpiece):** Not yet, I'm waiting for the right moment. Where are you anyway?

**Carmine:** Uh, In the, uh, storage room.

**Doc (Through the earpiece):** Well, get outta there and get to the auction, it's about to start.

**Carmine:** Right! Um, where is it?

**Doc (Through the earpiece):** Did you pay any attention to the directions I gave you right before you went in?

**Carmine:** Uh, nooooyeeesss. Yes. Yes, Definitely!

**Doc (Though the earpiece):** (\*Annoyed sigh\*) It's in the 3 floor, room 12C.

**Carmine:** Got it, Carmine out. (\*Presses on the earpiece again\*)

(\*Cuts to a van parked outside the casino where its snowy, and cloudy\*)

**Doc:** (\*Holding a microphone\*) Doc out.

**Cmc:** Has he got the book yet?

**Doc:** Not yet.

**Pesron (from the outside):** Well, tell him to hurry, I don't know how much longer I can stay out here on look out.

*Meanwhile...*

(\*Carmine walks out of the stall and returns to the main area of the casino\*)

**Carmine's Mind:** Where to go and what to do? Aha!

(\*Carmine walks up to a waiter\*)

**Carmine:** Excuse me, Mr. (\*Carmine looks at golden name tag on the waiter's suit\*) Anthony, but do you happen to have any knowledge where room 12C is located in this fine building?

**Anthony the Waiter:** Room 12C, I think it's the second floor, but why go there when you can stay here, enjoy our fine exotic food and drinks from our coconut bar, or feed your gambling problem on our award-winning machines, or dance in the Disco hall, only 12.99 per hour, available through 11pm to 6am, some restrictions may apply.

**Carmine:** N-No, thanks, I'm good.

**Anthony the Waiter:** Are you sure?

**Carmine:** Well, um, I guess, I could eat a little...

*3 hours later...*

**Carmine:** (\*Drowsy\*) So, then, I said, your not gon-gonna (\*burps\*) kill my friends with that ro-robot-y, schoboty, loboty, scrollboty, louie, wee-wee, leeee.

**Bartender:** Yeah, that'll be $296.67.

**Carmine:** One sec, (\*grabs his glass and sips the last drop\*) Ah, here you go, my fi-fine man, one shiny glass.

**Bartender:** Sure, now, pay up or I'll call security.

**Carmine:** All right, all righty, heh, righty, (\*reaches into his wallet\*) Hm, here (\*he hands his entire wallet to the Bartender\*) there you go, (\*burps\*) man.

(\*The bartender looks into the wallet and smiles from ear to ear\*)

**Bartender:** Yeah, yeah, have a nice day.

**Carmine:** You too, brother. (\*He stands up, barely walking\*)

(\*Carmine walks across the hallway where two men in black tuxedos follow him without making a sound\*)

**Carmine:** (\*stops; starts laughing for no reason\*)

(\*the two men come closer and closer\*)

**Carmine:** Ah, I crack myself up. (\*he turns around\*) why, he-

(\*one of the men picks him up and carries him as if he were nothing\*)

**Carmine:** Hey, lemme go.

(\*the two men just keep walking; they walk past the crowds and everyone looks but doesn't do nor the say anything\*)

**Carmine:** If you don't let me go, I'll, I'll I'll, uh, hm, what could I do?

(\*Carmine keeps rambling about what he'll do that he doesn't notice that he's been taken in to a very dimmly lit room; the two men tie him to the chair and leave\*)

(\*Carmine just sit there\*)

(\*just sitting there\*)

(\*just si- SLAM! A door in the corner is slammed open\*)

(\*a human shaped silhouette stands at the door but doesn't walk inside the room\*)

**Silhouette:** Perfect.

(\*The person walks in and is revealed to be...CMC!\*)

(\*Just kidding, it's Dyaboy, you were expecting him, right?\*)

**Carmine:** Dyaboy! I knew it, it's always you!

**Dyaboy:** On the contrary, my lad, it is I that I always am. (\*stops and thinks about what he just said\*) I meant, were you looking for this? (\*Dyaboy pulls out a slightly ripped old brown book and shows it in his face\*)

**Carmine:** What's that?

**Dyaboy:** (\*surprised face\*) What do you mean "what's that?" It's the stupid book you came for!

**Carmine:** Oh, right, gimme, gimme, it's mine, gimme, gimme! (\*Carmine is unable to move\*)

**Dyaboy:** (\*Laughs\*) Foolish child, you're tied to a chair, I'm not, and just in case, (\*he pulls a lever that was located on the wall\*) you will die. (\*the chair Carmine is tied to into sliver and then turns it a table which Carmine is still tied to; a laser ray pointed straight at him; Dyaboy laughs like a maniac\*)

**Dyaboy:** Have fun! (\*Leaves out the door; slams it\*)