Super Mario Exploration/Outtakes

Here are the outtakes of Super Mario Exploration.

## Transcript

[The screen switches to a bunch of Super Mario Exploration scenes]

Clipper Loader:"Speed!"

Director:"Marker!"

[The clipper loader shuts the clapperstick of the clapboard and takes it away offscreen]

Director:"And...Action!"

Mario:"Hi, I'm Mario!"

Luigi:"Hi, I'm Luigi!"

The Toad Brigade:"Hi, We're the Toad Brigade!"

Snatcher:"Hi, I'm Snatcher!"

Mario, Luigi and The Toad Brigade:"Huh?!"

Koopalings:"Hi, We're the Koopalings!"

Mario, Luigi and The Toad Bunch:"Wha?!"

Bowser Jr:"Hi, I'm Bowser Jr!"

Mario, Luigi and The Toad Brigade:"What in the-?!"

Bowser:"And I'm Bowser!"

Mario, Luigi and The Toad Brigade:"What?!?!?!?!?!"

Director:"Cut! Cut! Who let them on the set?"

Bowser:"And together we're....."

The Koopa Brigade:(In unison) "The Koopa Brigade!"

Director:"Security!"

Snatcher:"Uh, guys, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

The Koopa Brigade:\*Run away from the security people\*

\*Beeps\*

### The Legend of Lily Outtakes

Director:"Take 1.....Action!"

Archivist Toadette:"I'll get the key, guys! Cannonball!" \*Jumps into the key pile\*

\*Pinching sounds\*

Archivist Toadette:"Ouch! Agh! There's some pointy keys in this pile!"

Director:"Cut! Key Guy, we need some pointy keys removed!"

\*Beeps\*

### We All Scream for Ice Cream Outtake

Banktoad:"Ah! I'm so full, I can't even stay awake!" \*Burps\*

Captain Toad:"Ew!"

Archivist Toadette:"Gross!"

Smart Toad:"Personally disgusting!"

Mailtoad:"Ugh!"

Banktoad:"Sorry, dudes! That just totally slipped out!"

\*Beeps\*

### To the South Pole Outtakes Part 1

Captain Toad:"Uh.....It's pretty dark in that ice cave! Piplup couldn't be in there, could she?"

\*Mooing\*

Captain Toad:"OK! Very funny! Who's the wise guy?"

Everyone else:\*Laughs\*

\*Beeps\*

### To the South Pole Outtakes Part 2

Rosie:"Hey,guys! Remember me?"

Red:"Actually, I can't! Wait, what was my line again?"

Director:"Cut! Someone get Red's script!"

\*Beeps\*

Director:"OK! Last shot before lunch, guys!"

Mario:"Lunch!" \*Runs offscreen\*

Yoshi:"Yoshi!" ("Lunch!") \*Runs offscreen\*

Director:"And...Action! Where're they going! Mario! Yoshi!"

Luigi, The Toad Brigade, Red, Pikachu, Lily, Lilligant and Rosie:\*Laughs\*

Director:"Someone get the wranglers! Mario and Yoshi are already in front of the lunch line!"

\*Beeps\*

Rosie:"Mario, I'm gonna miss everything about you, except your Italian scent!"

Mario:"I'll miss you too, Rosie!" \*Farts\*

Rosie:"That's disgusting!"

Mario:"Sorry, everyone! Must've been that cheese chili dog I had for lunch!"

\*Beeps\*

### Lakitu's Treasure Outtakes Part 1

Director: Action!

Luigi: Who do we ask for help when we don't know which way to go?

Mario: Luigi!

Luigi: Molly, right!

Captain Toad: Luigi!

Luigi: Now, where is Molly?

Mario and Captain Toad: LUIGI!

Luigi: Oww! What?!

Directors: Cut, cut, cut!

Luigi: Che cosa? What's the problem?

Director: The scene is great, but you made a reference to the Toadyardigans.

Mario and Luigi: Scusa!

Captain Toad: This is embarrassing.

Everyone else starts laughing

\*Beeps\*

Director: Rolling!

(Clapboard snap)

Director: Action!

Lakitu: We can use this toilet paper tube and I can fly very high. This is a job for...

Lakitu flies into the air.

Lakitu: Lakitu, master of flight!

Director: Cut!

Lakitu: What?

Director: You made a Pokémon Mechanicals reference, Lakitu.

Lakitu: Sorry! I love that show!

\*Beep\*

### A Letter for Bowser Outtake

Director: Take 45... Action!

Toadsworth: Mario and Luigi, would you call Bowser for a pizza pouch?

Mario and Luigi: (widen their eyes, and then jump excitedly) Si, si!

Director: Cue to the pizza pouch, Toadsworth.

Toadsworth: (throws the pizza pouch)

They hit Mario and Luigi in the faces.

Mario and Luigi: Ouch!

Bowser: (comes out, laughing)

Toadsworth: Scusa, boys!

Director: Cut! Get the brothers a towel and then we'll start over.

\*Beep\*

### To the South Pole Outtakes Part 3

Director: Action!

[The rope gets stuck in Baxter's background]

Baxter: Oh no, the rope is stuck! First it gets stuck in Meet Red and now this episode! (groans)

Director: Cut. Baxter, that was great, but you didn't have to say a few extra things!

Baxter: Sorry. Frustrated.

\*Beeps\*

### The Fix-It Machine Outtake

Director: Okay, Peach, I need you to speak English in this take. Action!

Luigi: Peach, look!

Peach: (takes a look) Uh oh! A hole!

Mario: Peaches, can you take us to the fix-it machine?

Peach: I would love to. Suban, amigos!

Director: Cut! Peach, you spoke Spanish.

Peach: Huh? (looks at her script as the Mario Brothers laugh) Okay, boys, very funny.

\*Beep\*

### Star Mountain Outtake

Mario: Oh no! It's Nabbit!

Luigi: He'll try to nab Mario's bracelet

Mario: Well, I'm not going to do Deja Vu!

(Mario pulls out a Koopa shell and throws it at Nabbit)

Nabbit: Ow, man!

Director: Cut! Mario, you're supposed to say "Nabbit, no nabbing" three times.

Mario: Sorry, but I can't let Nabbit nab my bracelet two times in one day.

\*Beeps\*

### Hic-Boom!-Oh! Outtakes

Director: Mario and Luigi bump into Lily, take one!

(Mario and Luigi bump into something, but when the camera moves back, it is revealed to be Charizard who's blocking the way)

Director: Cut! Who let Red's Charizard on the set?

Charizard: (wakes up) Huh? This isn't my bed.

Director: Security!

Charizard: Uh oh! (runs)

\*Beep\*

Director: Take two!

(Mario and Luigi bump into something, but the camera reveals that it's Bowser)

Director: Cut! Bowser, get up!

Bowser: (stands up) Came in too early?

Luigi and Nabbit: Yup.

Mario: Where's Lily?

Lily: (comes in) Sorry. I was in the girl's room.

\*Beep\*

Director: Take three!

(Mario and Luigi bump into something, but the camera reveals that it's Sonic)

Sonic: (snores)

Director: CUT! What the heck, Sonic?!

Sonic: (wakes up) My contract says I can make cameos whenever I want, since I'm Mario's best multiversal friend.

Director: You're not in this show at all! Someone get me Sonic's agent on the phone!

\*Beeps\*

Director: Take four!

(Mario and Luigi bump into something, but the camera reveals that it's Princess Daisy)

Princess Daisy: Sup, guys.

Director: Cut, cut, cut! Daisy, you're not appearing in the show yet.

Princess Daisy: Sorry! Couldn't resist.

\*Beeps\*

Director: Take five!

(Mario and Luigi bump into Lily, but then they step on a pressure pad that makes a torrent of water fall on them)

Mario and Luigi: Che cosa?!

Lily and Lilligant: (laugh and high-five)

Mario: Okay, ladies, very funny.

Luigi: Hey, Mario, I think we needed that.

\*Beeps\*

### Lakitu's Treasure Outtakes Part 2

Director: And...action!

Luigi: Mamma Mia! Lakitu's got a wagon full of junk.

Lakitu: Luigi, this isn't junk, it's treasure.

Luigi: Oh yeah? Prove it, cloud boy!

Director: Cut!

(Everybody starts laughing)

Luigi: What?

Mario: Bro, someone wrote some lines on your script for a prank.

Luigi: They did what?! Who's the wise guy?

(Nabbit starts laughing louder than everyone else)

Luigi: Hahahaha! Real funny, Nabbit.

Director: Okay, we're losing our light. Erase the line and let's go again.

\*Beeps\*

Director: Take 64! Action!

Lakitu: There's some stuff in my wagon that can help us.

Luigi: I don't think it's gonna work, Lakitu.

(Everybody starts laughing, including Lakitu and Pak E Derm)

Luigi: What? What's so funny? (Checks his script; angry) Again, Nabbit?!

Nabbit: (laughs)

\*Beeps\*

Director: Take 10!

Mario: Lakitu, we can make a swan out of something from your wagon.

Luigi: I think Baxter would be great at this.

(Mario starts laughing, followed by Lakitu, the Toad Brigade, Yoshi and Lyra)

Luigi: Huh? (Looks at his script; furious) DANG IT, NABBIT!

Nabbit: (laughs very hard)

Director: Okay, let's go again with take 11 after Luigi erases Nabbit's line.

\*Beeps\*

### Rescue! Rescue! Rescue! Outtakes

Director: And...action!

(We Made It is cut off)

Toad: You're forgetting us!

Lakitu: Yeah!

Director: Cut, cut! Your only lines are "Help! Help!"

Toad and Lakitu: Sorry! Our bad!

Mario, Luigi, the Toad Brigade, Yoshi and Pikachu start laughing.

\*Beeps\*

Director: Take five! Action!

(Mario, Luigi, Toad and Pikachu are running, but the cameraman throws a box at Mario)

Mario: Oww! That hurts!

Director: Cut!

Luigi: I thought your application said you don't hurt Mario characters.

Cameraman: It's true, it's just that Mario is the most overweight.

(Luigi growls, but calms down)

Luigi: Hurt my bro two more times and it's gonna be a problem.

\*Beeps\*

Director: Take 72!

(Mario helps Peach charge her rocket car, until the cameraman throws a hat at him)

Mario: Ouch!

Peach: Mario!

Luigi: (angry) This is your last warning! If you hurt my brother again, you'll get a taste of Luigi's fury!

\*Beeps\*

Director: Action!

(Mario and Luigi are panting after saving Lakitu)

Director: Mario, Luigi! You can sing We Made It now! Say "We Made It" and start the song.

Mario and Luigi: No way!

Mario: We're-a too tired.

Luigi: Mario and I will be in our trailers if you need us.

(The Mario bros go to their trailers)

Director: Cut!

### Super Bowser Exploration Outtakes

Director: Action!

Luigi: (shocked) G-guys, Bowser and his gang to help us!

Mario: They want to help us? That is so not cool. No thanks, Bowser! We got this!

Director: CUT! Guys, you're supposed to accept the help, and that especially means you, Mario!

Mario: Games where there's a bigger threat and Bowser being the only one to rule is my only limit to team up with Bowser, director man! I can't let Bowser help me in a TV show.

Director: Look, this is a Mario version of Dora, so just do it!

Mario: Fine! Geez!

(Beeps)

Director: Take two!

Luigi: (surprised) Guys, Bowser's Koopa Brigade wants to help us.

Mario: Wait, the Koopa Brigade is helping us?! (passes out)

Director: Cut! Did Mario just pass out?!

Luigi: Mario passes out when he's in a lot of shock.

Director: Can we get the medics on the set please?

\*Beeps\*

Director: Take forty-four. Action!

Baxter: What?! Bowser's Koopa Brigade is helping?! (Growls angrily and shoots small missiles at Nabbit)

Nabbit: (runs around screaming whilst on fire)

Bowser: Don't worry, Nabbit! I'll put that fire out! (Chases Nabbit with a bucket of water)

Director: Cut! Baxter, no missiles! This is supposed to be a Dora based show!

Mario: It's official! You're the best thing in my life, next to Molly!

Baxter: Now you're talking!

\*Beep\*

Director: Action!

Molly: Bowser's Koopa Brigade is helping?!

(Molly passes out)

Director: Cut! Medics, get back on this set! Molly passed out!

\*Beeps\*

Director: Take thirty! And...ACTION!

Luigi: Bowser's Koopa Brigade is helping us.

Lakitu: Bowser's helping?!

(Lakitu turns his head instead of smiling at Bowser)

Director: Oh my gosh! Cut!

\*Beep\*

Director: Take 31!

Lakitu: Bowser's Koopa Brigade is helping?!

(He passes out)

Director: Cut! Medics!

Bowser: You gotta be kidding me!

\*Beep\*

### Journey to the Cosmic Observatory Outtakes

Director: Action!

(Mario looks through his telescope, but he can't remove his eye)

Mario: What in the? My eye wont come out.

Director: Cut! Okay, who put glue on Mario's telescope?!

Daisy: (whistles innocently)

(Luigi and Peach point at Daisy)

Daisy: Aww man!

Mario: Not cool, Daisy! Not cool!

\*Beep\*

Director: Take twelve. Action!

Luigi: (Climbs onto Daisy's back)

Daisy: (giggles and laughs)

Director: Cut, cut, CUT! Daisy, what are you laughing about?

Daisy: Hehe! Sorry, director dude! I'm ticklish.

Luigi: Mamma Mia!

(Mario and Peach suppress their laughter)

\*Beep\*

Director: Take thirteen!

Luigi: (Climbs up Daisy's back)

Daisy: (suppresses her laughter)

Director: Good...keep going...

(Luigi puts his feet on Daisy's shoulders and she starts losing balance)

Daisy: I'm losing balance, Luigi!

(Daisy falls over)

Director: Cut! That was better than the last take.

\*Beep\*

Director: Action!

(Bowser flies his rocket ship to Mario's, but the logo says "Princess Peach Rules" instead of "Koopa Brigade")

Director: Cut!

(Everyone but Bowser bursts out laughing)

Bowser: Huh? (Sees the writing on the ship and gets mad) Who did this?!

Princess Peach: (pulls out Daisy's check) Thanks, Daisy!

Princess Daisy: (taking her check) Anytime, Peaches!

Bowser: (growls; furious) Peach and Daisy! I'll get you two back for this!

\*Beep\*

Director: Take sixteen! Action!

(Rosalina comes out)

Rosalina: Mario, Luigi! I've been waiting for you!

(Mario and Luigi start laughing at Rosalina)

Rosalina: What? What are you laughing about?

Director: Rosalina, look!

(Rosalina sees that she's wearing her Halloween costume)

Rosalina: Whoa!

Princess Daisy: (jumps out) Gotcha! (Laughs)

Rosalina: Hahaha! Very funny, Daisy.

\*Beeps\*

Director: Take seventeen!

(Rosalina comes out)

Rosalina: Mario, Luigi! I have been waiting for you!

Mario: (suppressing his laughter) Si!

Luigi: (giggling) Us too!

(Everyone, including the director and the Lumas, burst out laughing)

Rosalina: What? What's so funny?

(Rosalina sees she's in her Nightgown)

Rosalina: Daisy!

Princess Daisy: Gotcha twice, girlfriend! Gotcha twice! (Falls over laughing)

\*Beep\*

Director: Take eighteen! (Snaps clapboard)

(Rosalina comes out)

Rosalina: Mario, Luigi! I've been waiting for you!

Mario: Si!

Luigi: Yeah.

(The Mario bros see something on Rosalina and burst out laughing)

Rosalina: Why are you laughing?

(Rosalina sees that someone wrote "Hi, I'm Rosy" on her dress)

Daisy: That was the Lumas! Not me!

Rosalina: Wait. Really?

Daisy: Naw girl! It was me again! I gotcha three times! Hahaha!

Rosalina: Lumas, get me a new dress!

\*Beep\*

## Trivia

* Episodes and specials where Mario and Bowser team up or where Mario's gang is doing nice for Bowser have more outtakes than others.