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Stir of Echoes

“**Stir of Echoes**” is the fifty-first episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe sizzle up some Bacon... some KEVIN Bacon (!) as they dive into “Stir of Echoes”!*

## Before The Film

* Pat's back from the dentist, there are few things Joe hates more than a dental appointment and the sterile jerkoff smell of a doctor's office.
* Pat had something removed from his hand and it starts gushing blood on his way to the parking lot. He can't find a good doctor, they talk to him for hours. "Hey doc, for a patient, I'm running out of patience!" - Joe, then modifies it.
* Pat, why have you been complaining non-stop about the Bill Cosby verdict?
* Pat is getting real angry about people doing sick and depraved things to others and then we're supposed to take pity on them.
* Joe's mom calls and he answers it on the podcast. She doesn't want to say anything to the listeners. Pat wanted to take it to her movie corner.
* Joe at 1 and a half month of no booze and will be through with Pat's Las Vegas bachelor party by the time this airs. He says he'll return to drinking at the wedding, he might return at the bachelor party.
* Joe sees an episode of Cops in Las Vegas and explains the legality of hooking in Sin City.
* Pat can't find a song for On With The Joe! on the Facebook page, maybe they should move on from them. He goes with Dead Man's Chest and Jaws - Main Title (Theme From 'Jaws'). Today is the end.
* Pat is not looking forward to watching Avengers: Infinity War.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Week Of (Pat)
* Roseanne (Joe)
* Kevin James: Never Don't Give Up (Pat)
* John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (Pat)
* Sling Blade (Joe)
	+ Watched with Pat while eating Trader Joe's sheet cakes.

## Deadlines ScreamNN 24 Hour News Psycho

* John DeLorean estate sues over Back to the Future royalties.

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Joe is accused of being a clock watcher for the show.
* Star Wars: The Last Jedi on Blu-Ray...
	+ Joe is not as positive as he was before.
	+ Pat thinks Joe will hate Solo.
* Pat asks if there's anything horror/sci-fi for the movie Caddyshack? What about the gopher? Pat listened to the 8 hour Caddyshack: The Making of a Hollywood Cinderella Story audiobook.

## The Film

* Joe suddenly has a lust for alcohol.
* If anyone asks Pat for an underrated horror film recommendation, he says Lucky McKee's May if you're a horror aficionado. If you're a novice, he says Stir of Echoes, which was buried by The Sixth Sense.
* Joe thinks it was a boring, derivative, paint by numbers horror that he figured out in the first 12 minutes.
* Joe was on a Kevin Bacon kick and watched The Darkness, which made Stir of Echoes look like The Presidio ("That's your gold standard?!"). Terrible!
* Paul Reiser is also in The Darkness and Mad About You is coming back!
* Pat has hiccups and is starving, they need to wrap this up. Now who's watching the clock!
Blade & Blade 2

“**Blade & Blade 2**” is the forty-first episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*In honor of the release of “Black Panther,” Pat and Joe dig into Wesley Snipes as Blade in “Blade,” “Blade 2: Cruise Control,” and “Blade: The Third One.”*

## Before The Film

* Joe had some cigs and drank some whiskey with Pat last night. Pat would like to say he did not smoke.
* On With The Joe!: The Beatles - Oh! Darling. Joe doesn't like the Beatles.
* Joe, why did you tell Chuck Manson to do what he did?
* Kim Cattrall rejects Sarah Jessica Parker's thoughts and prayers after the death of her brother.
* Does anyone know the origin of "spill the tea"?
* Why the older generations hate millennials.
* The boys went to the Fu Manchu show was it was great, with stale old gas smells from the crowd, then partied in WeHo with their straight friends (Vince Averill was one of them).
* The Uber ride home was filled with paranoia. The driver wouldn't take Joe to the drive-thru. He played the themes to CHiPs, Dukes of Hazzard, and other 70s theme songs while not looking at the road. He also did an illegal U-turn and nearly kills two men in the crosswalk.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Death of Versace (Pat)
* The Handmaid's Tale (Pat)
* American Vandal (Pat)
* The Man Who Would Be Polka King (Joe)
* The Polka King (Joe)

## Crane Shots

* Rest in peace John Mahoney.
* Joe remembers Frasier's line, "I recall someone using the term stallion like!" after having sex with Roz.

## The Film

* Both really good pictures says Pat. They're awesome, says Joe.
* Pat watches a Blade: Trinity supplement where David S. Goyer the writer (of Joe's favorite Batman vs. Superman) sits in a dimly lit theater and interviews David S. Goyer the director.
* Patton Oswalt has Blade: Trinity stories, including the marijuana fog from Wesley Snipes' trailer and how he'd only answer to Blade.
* What happened to the career of Stephen Dorff?
* Pat prefers Blade 1, there is something so hollow about Benicio del Toro's movies. Joe prefers 2 in the way he enjoys John Wick 2 more.
* Joe's issue with vampires is they're always drinking blood, they have to eat something else.
	+ Chris Sarandon pitched that his vampire also ate fruit in Fright Night.
	+ Do you need a Pizza Hut Dracula?
	+ The boys love the dark red cups and the smoky atmosphere of Pizza Hut, but you know what you're getting in terms of pizza. At least they don't try like Dominoes, Little Caesar's, Papa John's, etc.
	+ Bill Burr rants about the Dominoes Oreo pizza.
* The original ending of Blade is insane, it's on the New Line DVD.
Mom and Dad

“**Mom and Dad**” is the forty-sixth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe talk the cuckoo bananas Nicolas Cage/Selma Blair vehicle “Mom and Dad” and have a bad-impression-off on an all new WSYIH!*

## Before The Film

* is there a lamer holiday than Easter? Pat's never had a good one, he was thrown against the basement wall by his dad on Easter. Whereas Joe remembers Easter Egg hunts and candy.
* On With The Joe!: AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
* Joe's at two weeks of no alcohol and no weed and no bump of cocaine, though he's had five cigarettes, and is on a diet due to a high cholesterol test.
	+ Pat's also not drinking (not easy, he wants to drink all the time).
	+ Bogart/Sinatra quote: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
	+ Joe bought an N64 for $25, set it up, didn't turn it on. That's where he's at.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Red Sparrow (Pat)
* Pat saw Ready Player One (Pat) but they'll do them on here.
* Hellraiser: Judgement (Joe)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Pat recommends The 'Burbs from Shout Select.
* The boys remember Jack Lemmon on Inside The Actors Studio and saw a Bob Hoskins interview about almost being cast in The Untouchables.
* Re-Animator and Bride of Re-Animator DVDs on Arrow Films.

## The Film

* Pat thought it was a blast, Joe thinks it's the best horror movie since Get Out.
* They didn't waste this premise, they used every part of the buffalo.
* Jimmy Stewart impressions, with Pat doing Jimmy Stewart ordering at McDonald's and Joe doing James Gandolfini ordering at Chuck E. Cheese where Jimmy Stewart works.
* Questions from Hellions
	+ Joe needs to remember to talk about their field trip last week, for the next episode.
	+ "Just your thoughts on Nicolas Cage and his evolution in general."
	+ "How much coke was given to Cage prior to filming?"
	+ "Are you guys going to do a live show anytime soon?"
	+ "Joe, did you notice the Grant Morrison cameo in Mom and Dad, he was on the news?"
	+ "Who is your dream coke binge celeb? Whether they have the Cage-like coke vibe or not?"
	+ "Did you ever think about doing stand-up as your career?"
	+ "Are either of you pumped that Tool is finally in the studio working on a new album?"
	+ "Can we get your best Nicolas Cage?"
		- They try Cage ordering at The Olive Garden (Joe) and Shakey's Pizza (Pat).
Capone

"Capone" is the thirty-first episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*First he ruined the Fantastic Four, now this! It’s our review of Josh Trank’s Capone! Come with us and explore a biopic that’s more batshit than even Capone’s syphilitic brain was!*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Hidden (Pat)
* There Will Be Blood (Joe)
* What She Said: The Art of Pauline Kael (Pat)
* Rumble Fish (Joe)
* Class Action Park (Pat)
* Wayward Pines (Joe)
* The Big Picture (Pat)
Blade Runner 2049

“**Blade Runner 2049**” is the twenty-second episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe tackle “Blade Runner 2049,” throw some more shade at the original, and much much more!*

## Before The Film

* On With The Joe!: … very good, very good.
* Pat's hitting the weed pipe (we don't always have to tell them that.)
* They just recorded the first bonus episode for Patreon!

## News Psycho

* John Carpenter will score the new Halloween film.
* "III is better than II" - Pat on the Halloween films. "Stop it!" - Joe

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The boys were at a bachelor party this weekend, attempting to play a cerebral board game (Secret Hitler) while stoned.
	+ Pat and Pete Holmes pitch a movie called Flabracadabra starring Ben Stiller as a David Copperfield like magician taking Rebel Wilson to his secret island.
	+ Stoned and tequila drunk Joe yells out "Magdick" to no reaction.
	+ Pete cracks up Joe by imitating Josh leaving in a semi-truck to escape the board game and the songs that would play (Song 2, Santaria, Me So Horny, All-Star, and Rio). An all time classic bit that will be referenced for years to come.
* Will & Grace (Pat)
	+ Pat imitates James Lipton on the Living Biblically set and the studio audience reaction to Joe in the pilot is always huge.
* The Herschell Gordon Lewis Feast box set (Joe)
	+ Wizard of Gore
	+ A Taste For Blood
* Gotham (continued) (Joe)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Pat watches the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 DVD from Scream Factory and is still traumatized by it.
* Pat was gifted a PS4 and played "Something 2" (it's Knack 2).
* Joe gets Batman: The Animated Series seasons 2 and 4 from Barnes & Noble.
* Star Trek: Bridge Crew
* They should play Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite

## The Film

* Joe says it outshitted the first movie.
* Pat says it maintained the classic Blade Runner tone of being unwatchably dull.
* The big positive is Denis Villeneuve and Roger Deakins, the best cinematographer of all time.
* The replicants aren't bothering anybody!
* Pat's never given anything more of a chance than Blade Runner.
* Joe meets Michael Ardnt at a party, complains about Blade Runner. Ardnt laughs and says he understands.
* One Perfect Shot is not enough.
* Shoutouts
Doctor Sleep

"**Doctor Sleep**" is the eleventh episode of Season 6 of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Wakey, wakey! It's time for Doctor Sleep! Listen up while the boys delve into this adaptation of a Stephen King book that's also the sequel to a Stanley Kubrick movie that Stephen King hated! But he liked Doctor Sleep! Both his book and the movie! Did we? You follow all that?*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Lucy in the Sky (Pat)
* The Devil=Doll (Joe)
* High Life (Pat)
* Mad Love (Joe)
* Fargo (Pat)
* A Simple Plan (Pat)
* Dead & Buried (Joe)
* The Movies That Made Us (Pat)
Castle Rock (Season 2)

"**Castle Rock (Season 2)**" aka *May Episode One - Castle Rock* is the seventeenth episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Now that EVERYBODY lives in a weird town of shut-ins, why not celebrate a fictional one? It's the boys' review of Castle Rock! Season two...and a bit of season one. But mostly two. Enjoy!*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Guess Who (Pat)
* After Life (Joe)
* The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (Pat)
* Craig Ferguson Presents: Hobo Fabulous (Joe)
* Villains (Pat)
* High Fidelity (TV Series) (Joe)
Tar

"Tar" is the one hundred forty-fifth episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*"Duh-duh-duh-duuuuuh," to quote Lydia Tar, protagonist of this week's movie TAR. It's a flick about cancel culture, conductors, and suicide...all the makings of an American classic! Plus it's nominated for Oscars, so it must be good! Tune in for the review!*
Ghostbusters (2016)

"**Ghostbusters (2016)**" is the third episode of the third season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*For the third episode of their movie-centric third season, Joe DeRosa & Pat Walsh talk about the 2016 remake of GHOSTBUSTERS! The gruesome twosome discuss the controversy surrounding the film, the reputation of the 1984 original, and whether or not the movie is actually worthwhile. And be sure to check out Joe DeRosa’s SOME SEVERE SITUATIONS short story series, which you can find HERE!*

## Before The Film

* "And now, on with the show" says the copy as written by Ken Hanley
* When Henry Cho hosted Friday Night Videos, they'd say "And now, back to the Chooooo!" when they'd return from commerical.
* A tweet from Party McFly
* Joe went to the Art of Rap show at the Palladium with Vince Averill, where Flavor Flav was wearing the same Warner Bros parody shirt Pinkstone gave Joe. The next night at a party, an unnamed writer that Joe's sorta worked with, says "You don't read much do you? It's not that good of a pun, dude." The paranoia spiral ensues among both parties
* Pat and Joe had a tift last week over scheduling the podcast recording, the tone of a text exchange, and the podcast priority
* Joe read the Wikipedia bios of the What's Happening!! cast and it's dark stuff
* Pat was almost replaced by Vince Averill! No, all got resolved

## The Film

* Did people really like the film?
* Karen Kilgariff may've thought Pat's tweet was about her
* Joe laughed heartily for 30 minutes, then it went downhill
* Joe's gotten some shit for his opinion. His response to that, "Do you own '9 to 5'?"
* The least funny Bill Murray's ever been, including his dramas
* The people Joe and Pat are dining with turn away when Pat says he didn't like the film
* Karen's response to Pat on Twitter, "Oh, but you love 'Who's Harry Crumb?'"
* No one was funny, but Leslie Jones was the funniest
* Discussion of the movie in the greater context of women and equality in Hollywood
* Ozzy Osbourne repeats his cameo from the Jerky Boys movie
* The battles people choose to fight
* Ghostbusters from 83 until now... none of it's been great
* Recommendations for films other than Ghostbusters: Pixar's Brave, all of Nicole Holofcener's movies (Enough Said), 9 to 5 (Dabney Coleman's coffee breath)
* Someone needs to do a remake of 9 to 5 (that isn't Horrible Bosses)
The Conjuring 2

"**The Conjuring 2**" is the fourth episode of the third season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*For the fourth episode of their movie-centric third season, Joe DeRosa & Pat Walsh talk about THE CONJURING 2 and other summer fright fare! The gruesome twosome compare the fright film to the original CONJURING, how these films stack up against other contemporary chillers, and Pat even offers up his two cents on THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR. And be sure to check out Joe DeRosa’s SOME SEVERE SITUATIONS short story series, which you can find HERE and HERE.*

## The Film

* Going right in (to the discussion) or chit chat? They just recorded the last one and nothing's happened in the five minutes of break-time.
* Pat saw it at the Vista, the perfect place to see a horror movie.
* A grown man screamed in such an effeminate manner during The Conjuring that the audience laughed for five full minutes afterwards.
* Pat was deeply bored and not scared remotely. Joe says everything he's said about Conjuring 2 thus far is wrong.
* The twists in Orphan, stupid (Joe) or memorable (Pat)?
* "The Conjuring 2 was the correct version of the Conjuring 1" - Joe
* Joe's mom and dad watched it with him, Joe's mom was the most scared he's ever seen a human being
* Joe will revisit Orphan (on DVD, not Pat's copy)
* One of Pat's favorite genres is the affectionate but scary tribute to 80s horror (It Follows, The Guest, You're Next)
* Pat had a 105.7 degree fever when he saw The Sixth Sense
* Pat's friend told him to wad up an entire peanut butter sandwich and swallow it whole when you have strep throat. Turns out it was for sore throat. It almost killed Pat.
* Was The Conjuring 2 boring?
* Fargo the TV series (Patrick Wilson does not grow up to become Ted Danson, Joe auditioned for it)
* Mini movie corner? The Purge: Election Year (Pat)
* The alternate ending of Orphan
* Joe likes Peter Travers' reviews. Pat thinks he's the worst movie reviewer alive.
* More mini movie corner? Love the Coopers (Pat), comedies better than you think (Paul Blart, Wild Hogs, Benchwarmers), Rob Schneider's Netflix show, an unnamed show about the difficulty of fame
A Quiet Place

“**A Quiet Place**” is the forty-eighth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Shhhhh! This week, Pat and Joe get loud discussing horror-meister John Krasinski’s smash “A Quiet Place!”*

## Before The Film

* Joe was in NYC for Fleet Week and is a month into no drinking/no weed.
* Pat saw Eddie Pepitone and met the Hellion who wrote the Joe/Pat erotic fan fiction.
* Pat got the new AIDS charity red iPhone at full price.
* Joe is narrator of By Night: Origins on Amazon Prime, Pat hasn't watched it yet.
* Pat's dad critiqued his performance in Roadies.
* On With The Joe!: Have we done Magic? Yes... Dolly Parton- Jolene

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Love, Simon (Pat)
* The Shawshank Redemption (Joe)
* The River Wild (Pat)
	+ "Reach Meryl!" - old man in the theater Pat saw it in
	+ RIP Milos Forman
* Trial & Error (Joe)
* Will & Grace (Joe)
* You Were Never Really Here (Pat)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Johnny Turbo's Arcade: Gate of Doom and Bad Dudes vs. DragonNinja for Nintendo Switch
* Pat saw a coyote the other night.

## The Film

* Pat watched an old Siskel & Ebert and they'll try to structure their review on it.
* Pat says John Krasinski's a great director of suspense, hope it leads to a sequel! Best horror movie since Get Out.
* Joe says it's a passable film. At the end of the day, it's jump scares and he's tired of them.
* Joe says they're careful enough to play Monopoly with knit pieces, but they get pregnant. Pat says he's thinking too much.
* Pat says Joe wants everything to be Chinatown. Joe says everything is said to be a disgusting disaster or the most brilliant thing ever, can't something just be good?
* Thanks Chris Marsh for the Best Of compilation!
Dragged Across Concrete

"**Dragged Across Concrete**" is the thirty-sixth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folk, this week Pat and Joe talk the 2019 thriller, "Dragged Across Concrete"! In Pat's Movie Corner: The Beach Bum, Suburbia, Stop Making Sense, The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs: Q: The Winged Serpent, and Scotty and the Secret History of Hollywood.*

## Before The Film

* Joe goes on Instagram and sees Leo the Cat from the new Pet Sematary movie has as many followers in a month as Joe got in six years, so he's depressed and they discuss social media.
* The JackAllisonLOL Twitter account calls out big name comedy people and is warned about show runners policing Twitter accounts, which doesn't seem fair because you want people who are honest in their critiques.
* On With The Joe!: Thanks for helping with that tambourine accompaniment, Khan.

## Bonus ScreamNN

* Hellboy remake at 10% on Rotten Tomatoes.
	+ "I just flew in from the coast and boy is my plane tired... FUCK!" - how Pat would open his college band concerts
* "Joe, why did you tell Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman to do what they did?"

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Beach Bum (Pat)
* Suburbia (Joe)
* Stop Making Sense (Pat)
* Q: The Winged Serpent on The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs (Joe)
* Scotty and the Secret History of Hollywood (Pat)

## ScreamNN

* Netflix is trying to purchase The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood.
* The Alexa spy device and the Netflix/Amazon/Walmart conundrum.

## The Film

* Pat is officially a big fan of S. Craig Zahler and this is his best work yet.
* Zahler has purchased Fangoria.
* The Jennifer Carpenter segment is beautifully written and would be edited out of a Hollywood version of the story.
* This will be a Heat style, word of mouth classic.
* A great diverse cast that addresses the climate of the moment and it will not be celebrated anywhere.
* Character development!
* The sound development is great too, especially when Vaughn eats an egg salad sandwich.
* First movie Pat hasn't checked his phone during in a year, best movie Joe's seen all year.
* $18 for a movie ticket, but it's worth it to see on the big screen.
Stranger Things

"**Stranger Things**" is the fifth episode of the third season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe discuss the premiere episode of Stranger Things season 2, as well as Mindhunters, Downsizing, Perfect Strangers, Harvey Weinstein and much much mooooore!*

## Before The Film

* Mel Gibson thinks Batman vs. Superman was shit and his road to redemption
* The unrated Batman vs. Superman is a three hour masterpiece and Joe's favorite superhero movie of all time
* Suicide Squad (Was Jared Leto a shitty Joker? Pat, yes. Joe, no; the Rotten Tomatoes audience score)
* Porn star Annaliese tells a Lyft driver on camera to take down the hula girl on his dashboard and America has turned against her (over-sensitivity and the direction of PC culture is getting Donald Trump elected)
* Pat makes a joke about voting for Trump at a restaurant and a 45 year old woman who overhears it won't give him back the menu Heather dropped on the ground

## The Film

* Pat likes the sheriff guy fine, thinks Winona overdoes it, and they ripped off Under the Skin, but he enjoyed it. But nothing was exceptional.
* Joe thinks it's an excellent self-conscious piece
* The True Detective guy was removed from the It remake because he wanted the film to be NC-17 and include the orgy scene
* They're not thrilled with the ending.
* Should it have been an American Horror Story type series? Would it have had a season 2 drop off?
* Donnie Darko was a superior 80's recreation

* Questions and comments from the Hellions
	+ How'd they feel about the show taking place in the 80's? Modern day technology in horror movies.
	+ Favorite Stephen King book or movie?
	+ "Winona's never been better!" Pat sat next to her at a screening of the Goonies.
	+ "Stranger Things is Star Wars and Raiders in synthesizing its influences" Pat is making Joe turn on it.
	+ "Joe DeRosa = Louis Black, Pat Walsh = Neal Brennan/Jerry Seinfeld"
Host

"Host" is the twenty-ninth episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe--your two favorite hosts--talk about this new found footage flick called Host! Now that's the most, folks! It all almost rhymes...almost.*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Tread (Pat)
* High Score (Joe)
* Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (Pat)
* Greetings From Tromaville (Joe)
* Disobedience (Pat)
* Dennis Rodman's Big Bang in Pyongyang (Joe)
Friday the 13th

“**Friday the 13th**” is the thirty-third episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*What better way to ring in the New Year than with a bunch of dead teenagers! It may be January 1st on the calendar but Joe and Pat are talking ‘bout “Friday the 13th”!*

## Before The Film

* The Thick Uncut Dick House hosts are both cut.
* Drinking whiskey, not drunk.
* Pat wishes he was off Twitter, they disagree if it's a good way to get news.
* On With The Joe!: Pat fails again at 90's hit songs. Joe goes with Everclear - Santa Monica.
* The mix-up of Everclear, The Toadies, and The Meat Puppets.
* Every late period Aerosmith ballad sounds the same.
* Pat's ex-girlfriend wanted their song "I'll Be" by Edwin McCain or "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith.
	+ "My armageddon tired!" - movie usher Pat waving the crowd out of Armageddon, gets a big laugh.
	+ Joe's ex liked Silver Sun Pickups.
* A mall feels like Christmastime, Joe does one with friends at King of Prussia Mall.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Norm seasons 1 and 2 (Pat)
* 976-EVIL (Joe)
* Addams Family Values (Pat)
	+ Pat's Babe joke in Living Biblically kills.
* Trailer Park Boys new season (Joe)
	+ "My bird was doing this"
	+ White guys dressing as other races, such as Trailer Park Boys and It's Always Sunny, and the doc Problem With Apu.

## The Film

* Pat's still upset at opening that Friday the 13th box set. He's now selling the used copy for $400.
* From the jump, it's a shit franchise.
* Joe owns the Top 100 Horror Movies Book by Fantastic Press, disagrees with #1 and 100, but agrees that they excluded Friday the 13th.
* Joe quickly runs down the series, including his favorite kill (liquid nitrogen).
* Not a classic in the bunch.
Perfect Strangers Halloween

"**Perfect Strangers Halloween**" aka *Bonus Episode Three!* is the third Patreon episode of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

## Episode Description

*For your December extra ep, the boys dive head first into a commentary of a haunted house episode of Perfect Strangers. Yes, you read that correctly. THERE'S A GODDAMNED HAUNTED HOUSE EPISODE OF PERFECT STRANGERS...and it's called Fright Night! Enjoy!*
Hellraiser 2

“**Hellraiser 2**” is the forty-fifth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe pin their heads to “Hellbound: Hellraiser 2”, and Pat can’t stomach it! Folks, this is a great episode!*

## Before The Film

* Pat sings a little Breeders' Hellbound and their song Oh! appears in May.
* Joe got Red and Red 2 from his mom because they seemed up his alley. He traded them for something he wanted.
* Pat runs down the generic title filmography of May director Lucky McKee.
* On With The Joe!: Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
* The old spirituals sung in Spaceballs and Vacation.
* Spoiler alert: this is the first film for the podcast that Pat hasn't been able to finish.
* Pat is trying to do self-care, such as deleting Facebook and Twitter from his phone, not drinking, and not smoking. And not finishing Hellraiser 2.

## ScreamNN

* Facebook sells data to Trump campaign using those quizzes people do. Fuck the media.
* On the CBS LA news, every man is a Botoxed freak or old babbling dude, every woman a porn star. They show video of a black man getting shot by cops.
* Joe posts on Twitter that the selfie lights on phones are a reason why Trump is president, two people start an argument over gender and mansplaining in the comments.
* Wes Anderson's Isle of Dogs slammed for cultural appropriation. These critics are killing creativity and people's lives.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* They'll do Annihilation and The Perfect Host in April.
* Wild Wild Country (Pat)
* The Windmill (Joe)
* Three Colors: Blue (Pat)

## The Film

* Pat tapped out at the 45 minute mark. The scene with maggots, the bloody skin, and the woman puking was where it happened, Joe says that's 22 minutes and can't believe Pat can watch Happiness and not that.
* This was Joe's favorite horror film at one point.
* Joe says Clive Barker is an excellent writer and it ends there, he expects pushback on that.
* Joe ranks the series 1, 2, 4, 3, then take your pick. Whereas Roger Ebert gave this movie one star.

* Shoutouts, including Karen Kilgariff. The boys saw My Favorite Murder live at the Orpheum Theater.
Pat's April '22 Solo Movie Corner

## Episode Description

*Pat talks the streamer wars, the 7 Up Dot, the Domino’s Pizza Noid and of course… the movies. Enjoy!*

## Before The Reviews

* Mascots like 7-Up's Spot, Dominos' The Noid, and Spuds Mackenzie.
* Pat's in the four bed at his Air BnB, that does not get Shudder on the TV.
* Pat reads about The Noid hostage incident and speculates what would happen if there was a Chipotle mascot The Walsh.

## Movies Reviewed

* The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
* The Dinner
* Pat's really liking The Americans and talks Frank Langella and Bill Murray
* White Hot: The Rise & Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch
* Marriage Story
* After Yang
* Django & Django
* Greener Grass
* Apollo 10 1⁄2: A Space Age Childhood
* Maybe the boys should do an episode on the future of movies and TV shows in the age of streaming services? Pat gives a little preview.
The Human Centipede

“**The Human Centipede**” is the thirteenth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

## Episode Description

*Folks! You asked for it -- Pat and Joe return to the commentary format for this week's episode! Watch and gag along with the boys as they dig into "The Human Centipede - First Sequence!" Expect the usual detours into a variety of off-topic topics! You don't have to watch along to enjoy the commentary! We barely do!*

## Commentary Topics

* These have to be fake names because how do you tell your mom you're booked in this movie?
* The Epson update for the printer is still bouncing on the full screen.
* Pat watched all six of The Standups specials and Deon Cole closed captioning says "Audience laughs quietly". You'll see the capture on Pat's IG.
* Billboards for the Emoji movie, which was written on spec by order of hateful executives.
* Ass eating has become en vogue since this film's release.
* Joe finds the movie in his mom's Netflix queue.
* What is Joe's limit for vomit in a movie?
* Pat would feel guilty about being the head of the centipede.
* Wouldn't you puke if you ate shit?
* Tom Six's upcoming films
* Dieter Laser is probably the same as this guy and Pat knows someone at his gym that looks like him (with a Rodney Bingenheimer haircut).
* Pat met James Iha today, who might do the score for Pat's show. Very nice, but did not make eye contact.
* Debate: One week in the Centipede or a bullet in your head right now? And what if the other two are your parents?
* Pat hates seeing the assholes of dogs and cats.
* TJ Miller, star of the Emoji movie, says women are not as funny as men.
* The Trump ban of transgenders in the military.
* Pat recommends the documentary LA 92.
* Memories of The Great Outdoors, which is being remade with Kevin Hart.
* Pat's Movie Corner (because Pat is trying to not watch the movie)
	+ Baby Driver (Pat)
	+ Interlude: did they tell the guy at the head of the centipede to really clean out that asshole?
	+ The Big Sick (Pat)
	+ 'Salem's Lot (Joe)
	+ Interlude: Subtitles say "Feces squirting"
	+ Puppet Master (Joe)
		- How old was William Hickey when he died?
	+ Interlude: Pat yells "Oh no!" at pus popping scene
	+ Dunkirk (Pat)
		- When he was at Two Broke Girls, Pat saw Harry Styles every day filming this on a neighboring soundstage. Joe repeats the Thor sitcom bit.
* Joe's Scary Stuff because Pat has to pee.
	+ Devil's Crush on Turbografx 16.
* Corpse sex really upsets them.
* Artie Lange parrot joke and he's back on Crashing. Three of Pat's best friends have had an age 50 death pool on him.
* If Pat had told Joe he'd done a human centipede before he met him, would they still remain friends?
* Pat shouts out Jonathan Demme for directing Stop Making Sense and Silence of the Lambs.
* If you're gonna make me sit through this, at least give me revenge.
1922

“**1922**” is the twenty-seventh episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe discuss the latest Stephen King adaptation, 1922 -- currently streaming on Netflix. There's also, frankly, a LOT of talk about the show Perfect Strangers.*

## Before The Film

* On With The Joe!: Sounds like Ratt.
* Pat is at a 1.2 in terms of mood, last night was a 0.4.
* Are you voting for the (Alabama) pedophile?
* We're coming at you live from The Hog House! Disappointed Pat says people did like it, he won't do the Tim Allen grunt.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* A few episodes of Mindhunter (Pat)
* A few episodes of Milfhunter (Joe)
* Gigi Does It (Pat)
* Joe's even deeper into Perfect Strangers:
	+ A man with a mental condition lives with his piece of shit cousin.
	+ These days, even the unlikable characters have to be likable. But Larry was a monster.
	+ Everyone's a spineless piece of shit, except if you're from another country where you don't know any better and you'll be manipulated.
* XX (Joe)
* Pat tells the story of John Mayer's parallel thinking Tweet.
* Harvey Danger is an underrated band.

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* RoboCop Versus The Terminator for SNES.
* Home Alone style prank traps at the end of movies and in Pat (bucket of glitter over door) and Joe's (plastic wrap on toilet) childhood.
* Joe loves shit pranks and can't stop laughing talking about chasing a friend with soiled toilet paper.

## The Film

* Joe says it's terrific and makes Gerald's Game look like Willie Wonka. Pat liked it too.
* Music by Mike Patton of Faith No More!
* Will be get a Melissa McCarthy Misery remake in a few years?
* James Caan in Undercover Grandpa.
* Vegas Vacation is an accurate depiction of gambling and they rank the Vacations, including Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure.
The Mortuary Collection

"The Mortuary Collection" is the thirty-fifth episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Holy Clancy Brown! Pat and Joe review his latest vehicle - The Mortuary Collection! This fun-filled anthology flick is anything but dead! And it sure doesn't stink! Apologies...*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Tales from the Crypt (1972) (Pat)
* Ghost Story (Joe)
* From Beyond the Grave (Pat)
* Something Wicked This Way Comes (Joe)
* Asylum (Pat)
Phantasm

"**Phantasm**" is the twenty-fourth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks, this week Pat and Joe discuss 1979's Phantasm! In Pat's Movie Corner: Bohemian Rhapsody, The Kominsky Method, Green Book, Homecoming, and Searching.*

## Before The Film

* Pat thought it'd be Silent Night, Deadly Night for the Joe Bob Briggs marathon. They skipped 2!
* Pat's got two months more of the show and at stress saturation point. Though he is going to a Malibu homes benefit concert featuring St. Vincent and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
* Khan wants his ball. And are Joe's pants too short? He wants to know.
* On With The Joe!: ...this bike horn is killing Pat. Apparently it's a guy selling Funyons, popsicles, and milk.
* Nextdoor, the website where you can report people walking around your neighborhood and other stories involving you.

## ScreamNN

* Controversy about the white guys who wrote Green Brook as a writer Nick Vallelonga replies to a Trump tweet, likely hurting the film's Oscar chances and, THIS BIKE HORN! And Peter Farrelly admits to flashing his penis numerous times in the past. Even Cammy saw it when she met him!
* The Golden Globes are all about change! It leads into...

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Bohemian Rhapsody (Pat)
	+ Pat saw it with his stepdad (who "really enjoyed this Star Is Born"), who has a bullet hole in the couch from cleaning a rifle.
* The Kominsky Method (Joe)
* Green Book (Pat)
* Homecoming (Joe)
* Searching (Pat)

## The Film

* A really good replication of a dream state and low budget horror done right, says Pat. Watch it with the Joe Bob Briggs commentary.
* Joe says it's an excellent film that transcends the genre, get the high-def Blu-ray because the transfer is gorgeous. He gives thoughts on the series and recommends the box set.
* Pat took a writing course in college called Creeping Dread!
* JJ Abrams created Captain Phasma based on Phantasm.
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

"**The Hills Have Eyes (2006)**" is the thirty-third episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks, this week Pat and Joe discuss the 2006 "The Hills Have Eyes" remake! In Pat's Movie Corner: Climax, Channel Zero, Used Cars, and After Life!*

## Before The Film

* Pat's drinking a Cold Brew Cocktail, Fugu Horchata, which has 13% alcohol. Joe's thankful Pat's back off the wagon.
* They're going to see Cypress Hill, Pat wasn't a fan of the new album.
* Joe's drinking Pabt's Blue Ribbon Easy, a piss beer.
* On With The Joe! Brass band.
* The boys point out each other's jokes bombing, is Pat stoned?

## ScreamNN News Psycho

* North Bergen Drama Club does a stage production of Ridley Scott's Alien using recycled materials.
* Joe Bob Briggs now a weekly show on Shudder.
* Midsommar trailer. Is it coming too soon after Hereditary to be any good?
* The Dragged Across Concrete trailer is also out.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Climax (Pat)
* Channel Zero season 3 (Joe)
* Used Cars (Pat)
* After Life (Pat)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Castlevania: Bloodlines on Sega Genesis
* Joe's doing a bi-weekly show with Brian Moses at The Comedy Store called Our Show that's going great. Morgan Murphy, Beth Stelling, Andrew Santino, and Eddie Pepitone were on the first show.
* Joe's friend's suggestion for a song parody: "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"
* Barbra Streisand addresses the Michael Jackson sex scandal.
* Joe's angry about Jeremy Piven and Will Smith doing stand-up and A-list celebs taking over commercials.
* Pat leaves the Cypress Hill ticket line because a scalper is buying $1,000 in tickets.

## The Film

* This unrated rewatch didn't do much for Pat, it's well shot with good pacing, but he didn't need to revisit.
* Joe offended real mutants deformed by nuclear waste weren't in it. It's better than the original (Pat agrees) and it's entertaining.
* The abuse of Godsmack over the end credits.
* The gold standard remake is the Dawn of the Dead, this isn't as shocking as it wanted to be.
* Ranking the Hostel movies.
* See Breakdown starring Kathleen Quinlan.
* Shoutouts, including to Nikolai who Pat met at the bar before seeing Us.
The Lighthouse

"**The Lighthouse"** is the nineteenth episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Like a beacon in the night, suddenly appears the first of two sweet June eps! Listen to the boys critique Robert Eggers' latest The Lighthouse! And may the sexual tension between Pat and Joe remind you of that between Dafoe and Pattinson!*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Ninth Configuration (Pat)
* Bright Lights, Big City (Joe)
* Inception (Pat)
* Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich (Joe)
* The Defiant Ones (Joe)
* Scream, Queen!: My Nightmare on Elm Street (Pat)
Pat's Solo Movie Corner 3/22

## Episode Description

*Hello Hellions! Pat Walsh here. This month‘s bonus ep goes into some movies and TV but also just a lot about trying to get through the damn day. Welcome to the new patrons and enjoy!*

## Before The Reviews

* Pat, still in Atlanta, wonders if coffee goes bad.
* How should Pat say hello to the ladies at the office?
* Pat watching Real Time and the new Jeff Foxworthy special (with friends)
* Did people not know that Pat saying "sawr" was a bit?!?
* The Mitchells vs. the Machines

## Movies Reviewed

* Bad Vegan
* Flee
* Go see X, they'll do it on the show.
* The Scary of Sixty-First
* Justified and The Americans
* That's all, Pat's working on the fertile void, but he goes over some upcoming flicks and his first girlfriend being a lesbian.
Firestarter

"**Firestarter**" is the eighth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks, this week Pat and Joe talk all about the 1984 science fiction/horror film Firestarter, based on the Stephen King book of the same name! Also: more Baio talk, the audiobook of The Game, a Seinfeld bit, and more. In Pat's Movie Corner: updates on Sharp Objects and Castle Rock, BlacKkKlansman, and Evilspeak.*

## Before The Film

* Joes' taking pauses during the intro because if you do it, you don't have to talk as much.
* On With The Joe!: The Prodigy - Firestarter
* The boys are not fans of Nine Inch Nails.
* What about the Red Hot Chili Peppers? They're autotuned, Kiedis can't sing live. Joe wants to like him because he looks like Justin Long.
* They went to the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia premiere.
	+ First two episodes are funny, despite the performance of Mindy Kaling.
	+ The theater applauds when Dennis returns to replace the sex doll.
* What happens on Charles in Charge?
	+ Charles is responsible, Willie Ames is the horny character.
	+ Pat is listening to the audiobook of The Game by Neil Strauss. Mystery gets Scott Baio's girlfriend's number in front of him.
	+ Joe, why did you tell Scott Baio to do what he did?
* Joe and Pat do a Seinfeld bit based on Rob McEllhenney saying "without further ado" at the premiere.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Joe, why did you tell Chris Hardwick to do what he did?
* Sharp Objects (Pat)
* Castle Rock (Joe)
* BlacKkKlansman (Pat)
* Evilspeak (Joe)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Joe's going to Japan, has a Famicom coming in the mail, and hopes to buy Holy Diver.
* He also wants to buy The Messenger to play on the flight over on his Nintendo Switch.
* Pat watched the Firestarter documentary, in which director Mark L. Lester tells how he hired a writer who turned in a 300 page draft of the movie, basically transcribed the book into screenplay form. They waited a month to turn in his pared down version so the studio would think they tried.

## The Film

* It's bad folks. Definitely no Cujo.
* Tangerine Dream did the music and the score sucked! Joe bought the soundtrack before hearing it.
* Ebert describes George C. Scott as a "Native American child molester", which is not mentioned in the movie or book.
* It's a less interesting Carrie, with the Stephen King explanation that it's a government project.
* It's up there with Maximum Overdrive and is worse than Silver Bullet. Next episode, discuss the worst Stephen King adaptations?
* Are you in Atlanta? Go to the taping of Joe's special!
* Shoutouts.
Pat's Holiday Solo Movie Corner

## Episode Description

*I’m talking King Richard, Kenny G, the end of the world, and more! Happy Birthday Jesus, I hope you like crap!*

## Before The Reviews

* Pat's New Year goal is to quit drinking.
* He is currently drinking Lion's Mane mushroom coffee and buying collagen peptides from Costco.
* Drinking and weed and what they do to you. And fear of God.

## Movies Reviewed

* Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (10 minutes of it, had to stop to record the episode)
* Eyes Wide Shut
* Jingle All the Way
* The Power of the Dog
* The Beta Test
* Music Box: Mr. Saturday Night
* Music Box: Listening to Kenny G
* King Richard
* Reindeer Games
The Phantasm Series

"The Phantasm Series" is the twenty-eighth episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*You won't believe your ears as Pat and Joe cover all five films in the franchise about not believing your eyes! Tall Man be damned, the boys head straight into the heart of Phantasm!*

No Pat's Movie Corner
Split

"**Split**" is the sixteenth episode of the third season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*In the latest episode of "WE'LL SEE YOU IN HELL," Joe DeRosa and Pat Walsh get inside the mind of M. Night Shyamalan's "SPLIT"! The Demonic Duo take a second from ripping each other apart to talk about sad movies (and whether they're any good), Joe's improv skills, and "A MONSTER CALLS" before moving onto a super spoilerific discussion of "SPLIT" and its post-credit sequence. Don't forget to check out Joe's Comedy Central special "YOU LET ME DOWN", airing tomorrow, February 3rd, at Midnight.*

## Before the Film

* According to him, Trump gets a longer standing ovation than Peyton Manning!
* Frost/Nixon and Cheers riffing while talking politics.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Called "Pat's Movie Roundup"
* A Monster Calls (Pat)
* Demolition (The disagreement ensues, Pat was listening to Mase on Spotify)
* The Accused (Pat)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Horror Pack (NOT sponsored)
* Joe buys a French Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 poster
* Beware of the Slender Man
	+ "I just don't understand what your shitty theme segment is" - Pat

## The Film

* The boys saw it together after a drink at Cheesecake Factory, Joe snuck the wings with blue cheese out and ate them in the theater.
* Pat was enjoying it, then Joe turned to him and said it was a piece of shit.
* Joe hated the middle, but the ending brought him back and he thought it was great.
* Deep Cuts! (Pat's already forgotten about this, it's the Rotten Tomatoes reviews) on Sleepless and Demolition.
* Plugs mention a Facebook group set-up by Emily Florence.
Kim Chae-ha

**Kim Chae-ha** (김채하) is a South Korean actor in *Catch! Teenieping*

## Roles

* Marylou, Maya's mother, Goodping & Noriping in *Catch! Teenieping*
* Alix Kubdel/Bunnix in Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Catnoir
* Jin Hayst in Monkart: the Legend of Monster Kart
* Taolion & Grandma Nabul in Yokai Watch
* Unagi & Hisaku in Naruto Shippuden
* Maca in Maca & Roni
* Applebloom in My Little Pony G4 (2nd Season)
* Luz Noceda in The Owl House
* Proxima in Avengers: Infinity War
* Olivia Walker in Falcon & The Soldier of winter
* Youngmee Song in Littlest Pet Shop
Barbie

"Barbie" is the one hundred seventy-first episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

Here she is, folks! The royal-est ep of them all! Two princes talkin' bout the queen! It's our review of Barbie!

## Topics

* Joe's buying a house
* Joe yells at a cyclist in front of a family
* Joe has a stalker?
* Pat's Amazon dispute over a Legend blu-ray
* Wonka

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Swamp Thing Uncut 4K Blu Ray
* The Return of Swamp Thing 4K Blu Ray

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Bottoms (Pat)
* Something's Gotta Give (Joe)
* Strays (Pat)
* Semi-Pro (Joe)
* The Tribe (Pat)
* And So It Goes (Joe)
Tales from the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight

"**Tales from the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight"** is the seventh episode of the third season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*For the latest episode of their movie-centric third season, Joe DeRosa & Pat Walsh serve as au-DIE-nce for the first foray into TALES FROM THE CRYPT feature films, DEMON KNIGHT! The gruesome twosome discuss the incredibly fun CRYPT flick, the work of DEMON KNIGHT director Ernest Dickerson, the format war of VHS vs. Blu-ray, and much, much more. You can also check out Pat Walsh on the latest episode of DRUNK HISTORY, and be sure to check out Joe DeRosa’s SOME SEVERE SITUATIONS short story series, which you can find HERE, HERE and HERE. And Irish fans of WE'LL SEE YOU IN HELL can catch the show's second-ever live engagement at the Vodafone Comedy Carnival in Galway City, Ireland, on Halloween Weekend; you can pick up tickets for his performances HERE.*

## Before the Film

* Pat tried to get Joe on the latest episode of Two Broke Girls as a bartending school teacher, but Joe said he couldn't do it, so they went with the closest Joe DeRosa type: French Stewart.
* French Stewart does not squint and is not effeminate in real life.
* Joe's special is taping, that's why he wasn't on the show.
* Pat is missing the special because he has to take his father-in-law to a Van Morrison/Tom Jones concert.
* Joe is doing a Pat-less WSYIH live show in a bus in Galway City. Pat recommends skipping that one.

## The Film

* The Crypt Keeper puns.
* The boys' inebriated evening watching From Beyond together.
* West World, the movie and the HBO series.
* Joe's memory of seeing the movie in the theater.
* Joe gives the movie synopsis.
* Pat saw Bordello of Blood while pausing the scenes (the Dennis Miller ones) to masturbate.
* Jennifer Grey is alive? She starred in one of the Tales from the Crypt movies.
* The producers tried to make Demon Knight with no demons.
* Joe's votes for Scariest Scene in a Non-Horror Movie and Scariest Sibling in a Movie.
* Zelda in Pet Sematary has spina bifida?
* From Dusk till Dawn was supposed to be the first Tales from the Crypt movie.
* Pat's frustrations at people's notes on his friend's movie Ingrid Goes West.
* Watching movies with a grainy image.
* The new segment: Gripes and Swipes.
* Pat talks about the re-edited Raising Cain on Blu-ray.
* The Exorcist III Blu-Ray release.
* Mini Movie Corner from Pat
	+ Dog Eat Dog (Pat sees Paul Schrader, Nicholas Cage & son talk about it)
	+ Other People
	+ Snowden
	+ Masterminds
	+ Sully

* Joe saw...
	+ Lights Out
	+ The Phantasm Remaster
	+ Blair Witch (they'll do it on the show)