Micaiah Harley

## The Basics

Micaiah Harley was a minor figure in the National Legion, formerly an entity in the Feudalist Party, and formerly in the Lordist Party, and now a member of the Christian Workers. He is best known for accusing people of being Lizards, attempting to Kill Lucifer Morningstar in 1879 (and getting away with it), and creating several myths such as the "D.C. Hobgoblins" and "Appalachia Sasquatchs". In other words, do not take anything this Schizophrenic says for being factual.

## Early Life

Micaiah Jesus Harley was born on April 6th, 1852 in Omaha City, Omaha, to Norman and Heidi Harley. At an early age Micaiah displayed his Schizophrenic & Obsessive Compulsive tendencies, so in response, his father Norman would beat him & then lock him in a closet until he stopped acting Psychotic. Micaiah was homeschooled, had a poor relationship with essentially everyone he met, and has been described as "Possibly the most Insane Nutcase to live in the state of Omaha". By 1870 at age 18 Micaiah started actively writing stories about "The Lakota Skywalker" and "Silas the Wolf Man", which if you are sane, you should know aren't true, but if you are Micaiah then it is an undisputable fact.

## With The National Legion

By 1874, a 22-year old Micaiah moved to the recently incorporated town of Hastings in Omaha, where also had a bastard son named Aron Stender with some random prostitute but Aron isn't relevant because Micaiah left Aron. Anyways, at age 26 in 1878, Micaiah joined the National Legion as a Propagandist for the party, the following year in 1879 Micaiah Harley and Alex Morgan went to Washington D.C. in an attempt to assassinate Senator Lucifer Morningstar, which ultimately failed, but Micaiah escaped to Sec. Jefferson's plantation in Alabama, where he stayed until it was searched for evidence of Jefferson bribing people. Micaiah fled to Mississippi, initially going to the Morgan family for shelter but was shooed away by Alex Morgan. For a short time Micaiah was wanted for Attempted murder but he turned himself in. During his trial he was found not guilty due to insanity, and was promptly released, where he returned to Hastings, fled to Arizona for a short while, and returned to Hastings just to travel to D.C. to post propaganda posters for John Rockefeller, where he had a short bought with an anti-Rockefeller politician of tearing down and putting up posters, which made Micaiah claim that the "D.C. Hobgoblins" are terrorizing the D.C. area, even to the point Micaiah personally demanded that Cassius Lee of all people sends the Police to arrest the critters of fiction. Afterwards Micaiah returned to Jefferson's plantation in Alabama, where he wrote stories of "Nebraska Wolf Creatures" and the Alien Cryptid "Balsac the Destroyer" who allegedly stalks the state of Alabama, that and Micaiah wrote a horror book called "The Raven". In 1880 at age 28 Micaiah left the National Legion to join the Feudalist Party.

## With The Feudalist Party

So far Micaiah and Hennie of the FP have been perpetuating rumors of Balsac the Destroyer, a 6'6" tall 270 lbs Alien with goat legs, a human toso, and horned beartrap head that kills people. Micaiah Harley is continuing his Psychotic antics by claiming Ancient Sea Gods and "Hissy" the 30 foot long Mexican Vampire Snake exists, and somehow, he caught Rockefeller's attention. In November of 1880 Micaiah, dressed in metal armor, went to D.C. as fellow members of the Feudalist Party arrived with a Militia, but for some reason they got arrested but Micaiah didn't. Afterwards he requested the President "Release his friends", but immediately later he wrote a book called "The Black Chupacabra" claiming that a Sigma Chupacabra stalks Arizona. That same year Micaiah published the first Encyclopedia of Cryptozoology called "Cryptids & Beasts of America, Volume 1". Around this time he also went on a hunt in Arizona for the Black Chupacabra. After the fruitless hunt in Arizona Micaiah attended his friend and party member Hennie's trial, and gave him a kiss for a permanent good night and then saying "no homo bro". Afterwards he left for Jefferson Wallace's home in Alabama, for the third time.

## With The Lordist Party

By late 1880, a still 28-year old Micaiah Harley joined the Lordist Party after the Feudalist Party's collapse due to bad business practices. Micaiah got in a shootout with Senator John Morgan in Hastings, where he shot off a piece of Morgan's balls. This happened because of fake letters from "Boslac the Destroyer" Micaiah received and a fake letter from "Miciah", not Micaiah, that John received. In May of 1881, Micaiah (now 29-years old) published a second book, called "Cryptids & Beasts of America, Vol.2". In other words, Micaiah is not very politically active. Some time after writing the book and harassing President Rockefeller, Micaiah locked a woman in his cellar because he thought she was Azazel the Demon. Afterwards Micaiah and Rockefeller publishing released "Cryptids & Beasts of America, Vol.3". Then Micaiah would claim a Serial Killer is stalking Omaha.

## With the Christian Workers

Despite being Jewish, Micaiah joined a Christian political party. Afterwards he accused Senator Lucifer Morningstar of being a Pedophile, the Demon Abaddon, and a child murderer. Later on Micaiah killed 5 Feral Men thinking they were Bigfoot while hunting Cryptids in Kentucky & Tennessee. He then butchered the corpses and sold them in Downstate Ohio, marketing them as "Sasquatch Burgers". In 1882 at age 30 Micaiah married Camila Antonio, the sister of Senator Jorge Antonio. His secind son Micaiah ll was born in 1884.

## Mexican War

Micaiah Harley, in March of 1885, at age 32, enlisted in the American Army to fight in Mexico. He died there.