Heather Addler

* Cheer
* Casual
* Denim

* Billie Bleu

Jezebel Lamb

* Jessie Lamb

Chauffeur

* Margot Montague

Pillowcase

* Tina Moore

Dumbotron

* Bethanuh McMichaels

Heatha

* Cleetus Johnson

**Henry Angler**

* Cowboy disguise

Blonde

* Dyed

**Heather Addler** is a character played by netsirk.

## General

*"Heather, I mean this in the best way possible but you got a memory like a goldfish."* - Diane Williams

Heather is a young woman who spent most of her childhood living in a basement. She has a passion for fishing and plans to start an angling school with her girlfriend, Billie Bleu.

She is currently a receptionist at Pillbox.

## Background

*"So were you in a cult or something? You said you were raised by wolves, I take it that wasn't literal."* - Billie Bleu

Heather spent most of her life living in the basement of a compound somewhere in Midwest. One day her captors accidentally let her loose and she escaped into the woods, eventually following the lights of a commuter plane to an airport.

After smuggling herself onboard she stole a duffle bag of oversized men's clothes from the luggage and unwittingly flew to Los Santos where she has been trying, rather unsuccessfully, to fit into society ever since.

Heather is notably dim-witted and has poor life management skills. Upon arriving in the city she lacked the ability to tie her own shoe laces and didn't know how to drive a car. In addition to this, her memory is so poor that she frequently had to be reminded that her bank pin is her own birthday.

Heather eventually fell in with the Vespucci Cloud Surfers when Billie took her under her wing to help make up for Heather's complete lack of life experience, with the club later referring to her as an honorary member.

Her friendship with the club would later wane when it attempted to expand into the LSD market after The Lost had pulled out, causing her to feel they were taking things too seriously and deviating from their laid back roots. This rift culminated in the club revoking her honorary member status, which she took pride in losing as she had since desired to only be associated with Billie, whom she had recently become engaged to, instead.

## Quotes

*"I am a reception."*

*"I'm the funnier one."*

*"I'm a lamb on the lam!"*

*"I'm dating my drug dealer."*

*"Do you have an appointment?"*

*"Oh hey, it's my best friend, Backpack Diane!"*

*"Gosh, what's my PIN again guys? I can't remember."*

*"The other day I meet a guy from Texas, Canada. It was really confusing."*

*"It was good meeting you, Cougar Debbie. Wait, your name's Debbie, right?"*

## Assets

* Vehicles
* Properties

## Trivia

* Relationships
* Mnemomics
* Behind the Scenes

* She refers to SNS pistols as "stripper guns."
* She frequently attempts to remember people by verbally tying descriptions of how she met them to their name.
* She finds most of her clothing in dumpsters behind the Perrera Beach Motel.
* She has a poorly developed fashion sense and is prone to wearing jeans with dresses, men’s clothing, and out-of-season holiday attire.
* While living in captivity she was friends with several spiders. Small One, Slightly Bigger One, Big One, and Jerry. Big One was an bully and Jerry was a prankster.
* After being confused by a conversation with Jethro Gibbs about Canadian, a town in Texas, she now believes that there's a city in Canada named Texas.

* Heather is close friends with Diane Williams and Lisa Wiggins.
* Her best friend is Cleetus Johnson, an 83 year old war vet.
* On May 11th, Heather asked Billie Bleu on a date.
* On May 12th, Billie asked Heather to be her girlfriend.
* In mid June, Heather developed a hatred of wine as it reminds her of Billie's alcoholism.
* In late July, Heather relented to Billie's musing about settling down and agreed to marry her.
* On July 31st, Heather proposed eloping to Billie, after Billie had suggested the idea of running away together.
* She has had crushes on a handful of her follow cheerleaders, notably Tina Moore and Bethanuh McMichaels.
* Prior to them leaving the city, Heather had crushes on Francesca Rooni and Ruby Montgomery, her bosses at Pillbox.

Having a poor memory, Heather tends to rely on connection mnemonics to help her remember who people are. These often manifest as long-winded nicknames that she repeats and adds onto as she gets to know them better.

**Billie Bleu**

↳ "Billie with the blue hair, owns a car, sells produce, and lives on the beach."
**Diane Williams**

↳ "Backpack Diane"
**Lenny Lancaster**

↳ "Shits his pants Lenny, first friend in the city."
**Joy Daniels**

↳ "Cougar Debbie, not actually named Debbie, but Cougar Debbie sounds better than Cougar Joy."
**Brodee McPatterson**

↳ "Brodee with two E's, married to a goddess that sings."
**Sunny Savanah**

↳ "Sunny Goddess, calls people babe, loves to sing, married to Brodee with two E's."
* Her last name is a play on the word addle, meaning "to confuse", rather than the German name meaning "Eagle".
* While Heather's backstory was molded almost entirely through improv, Netsirk workshopped a basic outline of Heather as Disney princess like Ariel, but raised her entire life in a basement instead of in the ocean.
* Some minor inspiration for Heather's naiveté and fish-out-of-water background was taken from The\_Soul\_Keeper and Hobbittrash's Nopixel characters, Evelyn Hart and Cellar Ricky, respectively.
* Heather being friends with spiders is a homage to Crunchy's character, Dr. Agnes, from Nopixel. An eccentric doctor who kept a pet spider named Harvey under her top hat.