Rando!Sans

## Warning

This is a joke character completely made by AI generation or random selection I don't even really know what he is

## Backstory

A skeleton named sans was the first to show up on the scene. A skeleton, I thought to myself as I watched it, a skeleton that had been hollowed out and then re-filled. He had no arms or hands, only a skull with a single eye . Sans had come to me with his skeleton and told my mother, my sister, the police, everyone that he was my friend, that we were all going out of town. That he had made it all up. We were going on a vacation . Sans was in charge of my punishment. His skeleton was like a giant version of myself. Its arms and hands were like my own, as were its eyes, which were a pair of eyes that were not really eyes at all but rather eyes with a mouth, eyes so small and round that you could not see the pupil. Sans' skeleton had eyes on all four corners of its face. One eye was on top and the other two were in the center of each eye. These were the eyes of Sans.

I was still in my room, trying to figure out what to say when I heard a door slam. My father was coming down the stairs. Without saying a word, he walked right past me and into my cell. Sans and I were alone, Sans with Sans, in our own world. There was no one in this world, no other Sanses, just Sans's skeleton. In Sans we could all be together. No matter what. For as long as we wanted. As long and as far as Sans wanted .

I was in a cell that was not a very comfortable one, for the walls were made of stone and there was a ceiling of iron, with no windows. The only light came from the moon and a single lamp that had not been turned on in days. The first thing Sans did when he came in was take off his coat and put it in front of me. He had on only a shirt. His skeleton was naked, except for a belt and suspenders, his hands and arms being bound behind him. When Sans came into this cell, he was always in a hurry. He was never in bed. That was Sans for the rest of his life. And Sans was not a good sleeper, either. So he would wake up in Sans-time, get up and go to the bathroom and get dressed, come back and sit down, A skeleton named sans, sans is lazy , said Sans to his sister. He had no idea of his own age. His skeleton was like a child's. And Sans was lazy. A little boy in his bones, a little girl in her bones. The first thing my father did when he came down was take off the skeleton of Sans from Sans in order to put it in another skeleton, to keep the two in one. That was his way of making Sans feel at home. We all knew Sans well. When I first met Sans he wasn't even a skeleton; he just had a few bones in him. His name was Sans—he had no name. He was Sans the lazybones. My father was a very good man and a good father. A few years later he died, leaving Sans all his bones. Now Sans is all bones, bones and more bones than bones—bones that are bones but not bones.

## Personality

he is a Lazy skeleton with a cometic back ground he loves cake and food and used to be clown, he fought a girl named frisk and won he likes animals and bugs

## Appearance

A skeleton with a blue hoodie whit shirt black pants and salmon shoes

## Powers and abilities

**Absolute Physical Law Manipulation** User can alter, create, manipulate, and rewrite physical laws out there in all realities, changing them so that they are different in each reality and not what they normally are.

**Accelerated Eyesight** he user processes visual information at an accelerated rate, on the speed that they can see things even when moving at high speed, making them unable to miss a thing, no matter how fast they go.

**Clown Magic** The user is capable of performing magic associated with clowns. Sources can include actual instruction from clowns, using clowns as a source of magical power or even using substances/tools that come from or are connected to them. Clowns are agents of chaos, entertainment and even fear, so the user can magically wield many of their respective aspects.

**Bio-Radiation Manipulation** The user can create, shape and manipulate the natural radiation energy resting within a living body.

**Babylon Spirit** As an archetype of the spirit of Babylon, a demonic female spirit and manifestation of the evil city of Babylon in ancient times and what it represented to the world. Babylon the Great, is also a representation of prostitutes and the abominations of the Earth.

**Chaos and Order Embodiment** The user is both chaotic and orderly, being in charge of anything that's associated with order and freedom, and they can control both freely in any way they desire.

**Absolute Separation** User can divide/separate anything from concrete objects to abstract concepts. Everything/anything user separates cannot be fused back ever again by any other force except the user's own power.

**Intelligence Infinitum** User has a continuously increasing intellect which can grow and adapt without any apparent limit.

**Alien Polearm Construction** The user can create pole-arms, including glaives, poleaxes, halberds, naginatas, spears, halberds, scythes, guan dao, tridents, etc., from alien/non-terrestrial materials, which grants them a variety of otherworldly abilities, including mass destruction.