Diary of Steve the Noob 1

***Diary of Steve the Noob 1*** is the first book of the first saga of Diary of Steve the Noob. It was published on May 22, 2015.

## Plot

### **Monday**

A human awoke in a strange world that was flat and green as far as the eye could see. There were bouncing slimes, as well as a treasure chest left out in the open which had tools and resources. After having a bad encounter with a slime, he escaped to a nearby village and hid in there.

While most villagers were indifferent to him, a kindly librarian called Joe offered food. He explained that due to a deal, the slimes were not allowed to interfere with villagers and vice versa. Joe named the human Steve, but due to his dumb actions also called him a noob. Steve stayed in Joe's house for the night and for the first time, saw the nightly plague and its monsters.

### Tuesday

The monster wave ended the next morning, thanks to the flaming sun. The village chief agreed to share the food supply and shelter with Steve. To repay his actions, Steve - with the help of Joe - began building a defensive dirt wall around the village. However, night came faster than expected and Joe was killed by the monsters. After being consoled by the village cleric, Steve swore to avenge his death by defeating the mobs.

### Wednesday

Steve swore himself as the village's champion and protector. He prepared by crafting tools and dealt with some pesky slimes along the way. Some villagers continued to construct the wall that Steve and Joe had started. Later that night, Steve stood on the rooftops, bow and arrow in hand. He vengefully shot at the nightly creatures and even hurled rocks at them when he ran out of arrows.

### Thursday

The next morning, Steve was commended by the village for his efforts last night and was even given a medal by the chief. Knowing of Steve's lack of arrows, a villager called Jack the Jerk provoked him by flaunting his magical book to Steve, that allowed one to shoot without running out of arrows. As retribution, Steve used parts of his house as ingredients for his arrows. He also hunted some cows to craft a leather tunic. Later that night, he shot down monsters.

### Friday

Steve continued to be praised as a hero by the village. Together with the villagers, Steve continued to work on the dirt wall to halfway, During nightime, he allied with a villager he just saved called Marco who crafted arrows for him throughout the night. Steve remarked how they made a great team.

### Saturday

Finally, the wall was completed, preventing monsters from entering at all. The villagers partied late at night instead of hiding inside. This enraged the monsters into a frenzy. Eventually, the monsters climbed over slimes to get over the wall and massacred the village. The villagers ran in circles, left doors unlocked or tried saving others. Steve tried to help as much as he could, firing arrows like a madman, until a spider knocked him into the ground.

### Sunday

When he woke up the next day, Steve was shocked to hear the noise of blazing zombie flesh and burning wood. There was not a single soul in sight, since all of his villager friends had died. Unable to handle his guilt, he ran away from the village in the direction of the wind, on a mission to make amends.

## Appearances

### Characters

* Steve
* Joe
* Jack
* Marco
* Old village chief
* Old village cleric

### Locations

* Steve's world
	+ Overworld
		- Old village

## Trivia

* The chest Steve found was a starter chest. This can be enabled in Minecraft when selecting superflat worlds to get started with items not available by natural means (i.e. as wood, stone, basic tools, food and more).
* The magical item Jack has is an enchanted book of infinity, which allows a bow to fire an infinite number of arrows with just one.
* The events of the book caused Steve to suffer nightmares and regrets, but he was able to avenge the fallen village from the monster plague at the end of the 45th book.
* Though not named, Gavin supposedly lived in the village during this time. In his revenge against Steve, he followed the path of a necromancer.

## Gallery

The world Steve spawns inSteve fighting a slimeSteve finding a nearby village