Jeremy

### Biography

Jeremy is an eight-year-old child who is forced to work the telephone at Glugga's Bar & Grill. At a very young age, Big Glugga met Jeremy and his father. Big Glugga psychologically manipulated Jeremy's Dad into forcing his eight-year-old son into working at Glugga's. Jeremy likes Glugga's well enough but he doesn't understand the sheer horror of the diner and how many kids are eaten every single day, and that he's only one late day away from joining them as the side dish alongside the Catfinger Sundaes. Despite this Jeremy loves his coworkers and considers them his closest friends. Jeremy is especially close with Mitch, Chomik and Meemaw. He does not like his father either. Eventually Bumba kidnaps Jeremy and forces him into child slavery.

### Role in Glugga's

Jeremy speaks to Grumblethorphe on the phone in THE TRIP TO GLUGGA'S, telling Grumblethorphe that he and the other employees will be waiting for him. He is giddy and excited to get his orange fingers all over Grumblethorphe. In GLUGGA’S KIDS SHOW PROPOSED PILOT EPISODE, Bumba briefly mentions that he has kidnapped Jeremy. This implies that the episode takes place much farther down in the timeline, after the events of Season Two have mostly taken place. Jeremy introduced the unnamed new recruit in the GLUGGA'S EMPLOYEE TRAINING TAPE to his coworkers Soup and Buff Buddy. He is clearly unaware of the sheer horror that the new recruit is about to witness and Jeremy is helpless to stop his untimely demise at Big Glugga's hands. Urgh. At least he didn't get the ball pit.

Jeremy appears briefly in THE NIGHT SHIFT AT GLUGGA'S WITH GOOBLETS as a minor threat against Gooblets. Despite this he is about as threatening as David Bowie in 1975 (minus the milk and the red peppers) and he never even touches Gooblets. Jeremy finally gets a main role in MITCH & THE SOPPING WET SLIDER SAMMIES. After a bit of coercing he supports Mitch's idea of going to Fumbleglump Forest to look for Jeremy. Do you like girls or boys? It's confusing these days. Meemaw convinces Big Glugga to take the rest of the gang on the field trip. When morale is low, El Guga and Jeremy split to go and look for Jeremy's Dad, which they succeed with. They reappear at Mitch's birthday party with Jeremy's Dad in tow. Sadly, Gubba swallows Jeremy and his father. Although Jeremy is able to escape anally, Jeremy's Dad is not so lucky and he promptly dies in Gubba's large rotund tummy. Snort

### Quotes

* "Um, hello! This is Glugga's Bar & Grill! Cop some Glugga! How may I help you?"
* "Oh, yes, we have Bumba waiting for your arrival! Don't miss your shot!"
* "See you soon, friend..."
* "Hey, newbie! You know what to do!"
* "Mitch, are you nuts? Don’t you feel silly and stupid? My father, the inventor of MyPillow, went into Fumbleglump Forest and never made it out! Neither did his pillow. I don’t really miss him that much."
* "Hey, let's get the gang back together! Chomik, tag along?" ***[He is met with Chomik's disapproving glare.]*** "...Yeesh!"
* "The moondust will cover you, Meemaw."
* "Come one, come all! Let's go on vacation!"
* "I bought you Pool It 1987 on vinyl!"
* "I think I just peed a little."

## Jeremy's Dad

### Biography

Jeremy's Dad, more formally known as ***Mr. MyPillow***, less formally known as ***Gerald MyPillow***, has a minor role in the series. He has failed as a father figure and this is evident by the fact that his son works at Glugga's Bar & Grill. He allowed himself to be psychologically manipulated by Big Glugga into essentially losing his son and that is something to laugh and throw tomatoes at him for. He owns MyPillow and he is very rich. After his death in MITCH & THE SOPPING WET SLIDER SAMMIES, his multi-billion dollar networth was passed to Jeremy. Holy shit Jeremy is a fucking billionaire

### Quotes

* "I am a miserable excuse for a father."
* "I should be disappointed in myself. I'm fucking worthless."
* "What's the point? I'm just gonna die anyways. There's nothing to look forward to in life anymore."
* "I just want it all to end." ***[He got his wish, huh?]***
* "Just run me over. Do it. No, don't put a pillow over my belly. Just run me over. Get it over with. Get me out of this sick fucking world."

### Trivia

* Jeremy is technically the first main character to be introduced in Glugga's.
* He is probably the youngest Glugga's character??? Idk Jeffery might be like 2 months old but I don't know
* Jeremy is also probably the richest 8 year old alive thanks to his dad's death. Zamn!!!!!
* The credits of MITCH & THE SOPPING WET SLIDER SAMMIES imply that his mother was cooked into the burgers at Glugga's.
* All is well in Oxford Town.
* Jeremy is probably the most morally aligned worker at Glugga's.
* Jeremy has never killed in his life.
* Mr. MyPillow is a scoundrel.