RotC comics

## Intro + Issue 1 - Fujina’s Rage

June 22, 2020

Oh, boy. I finished the story for my original comic series, Gojira the Chumpcooker, and I decided to make a sequel series following the kaiju after they defeated Ghidorah. So, basically, the first comic is about how a custom kaiju I made, Fujina, has something unenjoyable, let’s say, done to her, and she gets mad. The comic is about everyone trying to calm her down as she does everything she can to get revenge on the one who did it (ahem ahem Megaguirus), unintentionally causing havoc while doing so. Finally, at the end, Megaguirus gets pounded into the ground, and Fujina goes back to being all lovey-dovey with Minilla.

## Issue 2 – 1, 2, Mothra’s Comin’ for You!

June 24, 2020

It’s a normal day, except Big G’s acting especially extra, and not in a good way. Mothra’s been having a rough day and when Big G does something that just makes it twice as bad, she turns into Muscle Mothra. The rest of the comic is made up of Big G trying to hide from her until he can call Mosugaba to come calm her down.

## Issue 3 – The Game of Life

June 25, 2020

This comic is inspired by a round of the game we did in real life. Basically, what happens is Big G, Mothra, Minilla, and Ghidorah play the Game of Life. Some things that happen include:

* Big G gets married to a Mothra Larva, Mothra marries Shin Godzilla to troll Big G, Minilla marries Fujina, and Ghidorah marries Megaguirus
* Minilla gets 6 kids, Mothra gets 2, Ghidorah gets 3, and Big G gets 4
* Minilla gets first, Mothra gets second, Ghidorah gets third, and Big G gets fourth
* Everyone calls Mothra cheap and she hides in her room after the game

* Ghidorah hires Desghidorah to kill Mothra and make it look like she was sleeping so she would lose her job because she was getting the most money from paychecks

Other random stuff happens, but that’s all I’m able to explain.

## Issue 4 – Unwanted Parenting

June 25 – October 5, 2020

After finishing up with the Game of Life, Ghidorah goes home, moping over the fact that he got kids in-game. When Megaguirus hears the news, she decides to cheer him up. After lots of disgusting sounds of lovey-dovey stuff behind their door, Megaguirus starts feeling sick. After she spends some time throwing up, since it was so sudden, a reason starts to dawn on Ghidorah, horrified by the thought. Just as he suspects, a test proves that Megaguirus is pregnant. A few minutes later, the couple are taking a fly to calm their nerves when Big G and Minilla, who are walking by, notice that the 2 are acting strange. So, they ask what’s wrong. When they hear the news, it almost looks like they’re ready to die of surprise and horror. Mothra and Manda arrive, and when they hear the news, they almost look like they’re gonna faint. When Mothra pulls herself together, she offers to help Ghidorah and Megaguirus until the babies arrive, which they accept with an awkward hug. 3 months later, Mothra is flying Megaguirus around with Ghidorah close behind when the giant wasp asks Mothra to stop flying and put her down, as she feels the egg preparing to come out. It comes out after a moment of tension, and when Megaguirus recovers enough to look up, she loudly says, “I LAID THAT?!” It soon hatches, and a child (later named Queen Ghiguirus) comes out, followed by her brother, Guiridorah, and her sister, Megadorah. Minilla and Fujina are walking by when they see what’s going on, and they dash over, where they talk a bit (with the new kaiju learning their first words). Eventually, everyone goes home with unexpected news that Ghidorah and Megaguirus love their children more than even themselves. That takes some doing!

## Issue 5 – The Game of Life: The Sequel

October 19, 2020

Oh dear god, there’s a sequel. So, basically, the kaiju do the Game of Life again. Here are some of the more memorable things that happened:

* Ghidorah quickly got a lot of money, then spent all but 10K on a penthouse (“Don’t get the pages stuck together!” - Big G 2021)
* Minilla and Fujina had 10 kids (Bill, Charlie, Percy, Ginny, Ron, Fred, George, Flo, Minilla Jr, and Fujina Jr)

* Manda filled in for Mothra for most of the game, as Big G made her sit in the corner and cry.
* Karma = Big G made Mothra cry more than she had already been, then immediately got fired for sleeping on the job
* Jobs: Big G – athlete (snuck cat in) dancer (karma/sleeping on the job), chef | Mothra – doctor | Minilla – secret agent | Ghidorah – singer
* Mothra got first, Minilla got second, Big G got third, and Ghidorah got fourth
* Houses: Minilla – windmill | Mothra – eco house, houseboat, dream villa

* MINILLA AND FUJINA’S KIDS OVERFILLED THEIR CAR AND FILLED BIG G’S (Ron kept popping out of his parents’ car, resulting in everyone but Mothra laughing about how Won Won was suicidal because of too many older siblings)

Imma leave it off there. There’s a lot more to talk about, but too much space is being used, so yeah.

## Issue 6 – Miniru

October 20, 2020

It’s a normal day for everyone. Mothra grants Minilla and Fujina permission to have some personal time outside the castle, and so they go get ice cream and have a walk. They climb up a tree in the forest where Fujina grew up and perch themselves on a branch. However, Fujina looks down and sees a boy, then a lion. She recognizes the lion, as it is the one that resulted in her living in the woods. Handing Minilla what’s left of her ice cream, she leaps down to the ground and just before the creature pounces on the boy, she kicks it into a tree that’s pretty far away. She helps the boy up, and they tell each other their names. The boy stumbles back and reveals that he’s her younger brother, and that he thought she was dead his whole life. Once he pulls himself together, he asks Fujina if he could go with her, and she agrees. So, he follows her back to the castle. When he learns that she’s now a princess, he almost faints. Fujina brings him to her room, and after a tour, Miniru asks who her adoptive parents are, so Fujina leads him to Mothra and Mosugaba. After they take a moment to get to know each other, Mothra asks Miniru if he’s fine with them adopting him, where he only just manages to whisper yes before he almost falls over and needs his sister to help him walk due to the shock and realization that he just became a prince. Fujina asks about their birth parents, and is told that unfortunately, both birth parents died already. She is given a picture of them, and thanks her brother for telling her.

## Issue 7 – The Game of Life: Mothra’s Meltdown

October 21, 2020

Well. Big G’s really done it this time. As usual, I’m gonna list the most memorable parts of this game below. Here we go:

* Big G = athlete, Ghidorah = race car driver, Mothra = video game designer, Minilla = Scientist
* Ghidorah’s favorite pancake topping is the blood of his enemies (literally everyone earned money from that card lol)

* Minilla challenged his father to a marathon, Big G won (he’s an athlete, but the type of athlete is sumo; he won by eating Doritos while using a segway to win – he got a Segway by sneaking it into the castle in an extra big fat roll)
* Big G went back to school to be a fashion designer
* Big G called Mothra a booby and did some other stuff, then she started twitching and flew off; HE BROKE HER
* Weeb-Kevin went dark when he got mad at Big G due to breaking Mothra
* Game ends when Mothra explodes the board and what remains of Tokyo (Big G literally JUST went to the city to destroy it when this happened) by picking Big G up and dropping him from uncountable heights

Big G needs to work on being a good friend, good god.

## Issue 8 – The Phone Crisis

October 23, 2020

It’s a normal day. Everyone is doing normal things. Minilla, Fujina, and Miniru have just formed the Prank Gang and are discussing who to prank when they remember: Guiridorah. Minilla goes up and distracts him by asking how life is, living with Ghidorah and Megaguirus while Fujina and Miniru sneak up behind. When Guiridorah is at the peak of having his attention away from his phone, Fujina snatches his phone and runs off. Guiridorah then notices his phone is gone and sees Fujina running off with it. He roars and launches himself into the sky before zooming toward Fujina at max speed, which is much faster than you might think. He swoops down and picks her up before soaring into the sky again and dropping her. Minilla manages to catch her and notices that she dropped the phone while in the air and that it was broken. Guiridorah notices as well and gasps before swooping toward Fujina again, but she manages to dodge this time. The rest of the comic is made up of Guiridorah trying to kill Fujina until Ghidorah buys him a new phone.

## Issue 9 – The Impossible (Part 1: Conspiracy)

October 24, 2020

Big G is having a normal day when he decides to go trash Tokyo. Naturally, Mothra shows up to stop him. Big G is defeated and sent home, very angry. Ghidorah approaches him on his way to the Poop Cave and tells him that Mothra never wanted to be his friend and was just using him for her own benefits. This aligns perfectly in Big G’s mind due to the fight moments ago. Ghidorah offers to take Big G under his wing, which Big G accepts gratefully.

When Big G arrives at Castle K.G. with Ghidorah, the latter begins twisting the former’s mind, saying things like,

“She’s always so mean to you!”

“She just pushes your buttons enough to get you to do what she tells you to.”

“Everybody’s been laughing at you behind your back. They all just think you’re a big, fat, smelly loser. They just don’t say it because they’re scared you’ll squeeze them. Even Minilla hates you, that’s why he always pranks you. But I know you’re more than that.”

## Issue 12 – Gabara the Babysitter

October 29, 2020

Big G leaves Minilla unattended because Minilla pranked him and went to take a walk to cool off before squeezing him. While Big G’s out, Minilla is knocked unconscious and taken away. When Big G gets back, Minilla’s gone and there’s a smear of baby oil on the floor. Big G decides to wait until tomorrow and see if his son returns by then. If he doesn’t, he’ll go find him.

Minilla wakes up hogtied and greased up in an underground obsidian chamber with a gag in his mouth and wonders where the heck he is and what’s happening. He then remembers that Gabara tried to offer Minilla some ice cream sandwiches, but when that didn’t work, Gabara offered him baby oil and a good rub-down, but when THAT didn’t work, Gabara tried to stun him with an industrial-strength joy-buzzer. Minilla put up too much of a fight and eventually, Gabara knocked him out with a baby oil bottle. In the present, Minilla grumbles through his gag before looking down and seeing he’s on an alter with a pentagram and he starts freaking out. Gabara comes down a ladder across the room and notices he’s awake. Gabara says he noticed Big G left him unattended and decided to babysit and keep him ‘safe.’ The baby oil is so if Big G comes back mad and tries to throttle him, his hands will just slide off. Gabara then goes off to recharge his joy buzzers, promising to ‘play’ later. Minilla tries to get away, but all he manages to do is slide off the alter and silently freak out as he sees no way out.

The next morning, Big G sees no sign of Minilla and starts to get a little worried. He goes out to look and bumps into Fujina and Miniru, who are also worried, as Minilla never showed up for their Prank Gang meeting that morning. Once they compare notes, they realize something’s up and Gabara’s probably involved due to the baby oil. Big G uses his phone to issue a Code Brown (their version of amber alert) and he and the Charisma and Logistics of the Prank Gang head to Gabara’s hut to begin the search.

Minilla, who had fallen asleep, wakes up to see Gabara drawing a ‘circle of protection’ around the alter with a bar of soap to keep Big G at bay. Just as Gabara finishes up with the circle, they hear loud banging from upstairs and Gabara goes to quickly answer. Upstairs, Big G kicks down the door, but all he, Fujina, and Miniru see is a dirty old shed that is falling apart, a ratty old bed with wheels, and a cupboard full of baby oil. They silently walk away to search in the woods. Just after they leave, Gabara emerges from a trapdoor under the bed, which he uses a handle to push out of the way. When he sees no one’s at the door still, he picks up the door, puts it back in place, and reenters the dungeon. Underground, Minilla, realizing they left, he decides if anyone’s gonna save him, it's probably gonna be himself. Gabara comes back and says he needs to get stuff ready for them to go play, so he grabs the bonds and drags Minilla to the worst torture room of them all…the Cocomelon/Caillou room. Gabara exits the room, leaving poor Minilla to endure the shows.

Meanwhile, Miniru and Fujina, who have returned home, can’t stop thinking about their investigation and it’s been bugging them for hours why the bed has wheels. Unable to take it any longer, they call Big G and ask him to meet them at Gabara’s hut. They meet up and as soon as they slide the bed out of position, they find the trapdoor. Big G rips the trapdoor open and jumps in, quickly followed by Miniru and Fujina (except they use the ladder), and they are met with a circular room of obsidian with a large black alter in the middle of the room with a pentagram on it. They see a big trail of baby oil leading down the right corridor and they decide to follow it. They hear Gabara coming and hide, seeing him go into a room. When he sees Gabara wearing a wetsuit with pink stiletto heels and a clown wig, Big G loses it laughing, alerting Gabara to his position. He splashes Big G with baby oil, causing him to slip and fall, then proceeds to hogtie him and drag him, still laughing, into the room.

In the room, Big G sees a hogtied Minilla staring at a tv blaring Cocomelon and laughs even more, stopping immediately when he realizes he’ll be stuck watching as well. He hears the characters singing Old McDonald Had a Farm and mentioning how Old McDonald had chickens on his farm and gets mad that it made him want omelets. He blasts the tv, reminding Gabara to put on a heat-resistant gag. Outside, Miniru and Fujina spot a barrel of soap and get an idea. They haul the barrel over to the room and toss it on Big G. They dash in and grab Minilla, then proceed to run like heck out of there as Big G starts throwing a tantrum, ripping the bonds apart in a flash and grabbing Gabara, eating the clown wig and shoving his head through the remains of the tv. Soon, just as Minilla, Fujina, and Miniru escape, the whole chamber comes crashing down, including the ground above, which caves in as the Prank Gang get just far enough away to avoid falling in. As they carry Minilla home, Big G digs himself out of the ground and stomps off back toward the Poop Cave to fix his armor and they all leave Gabara buried in the rubble w/ the tv stuck on his head like a derpy helmet until the next comic he appears in.

## Issue 13 – Missing Friend

October 31, 2020 – November 8, 2020

It was a casual Tuesday. Manda was wandering the great plains when she happened to look down and saw an oddly shaped twig. Just because, she decided to bring it home. That very night, she decided to play around with it, and after saying a random word and waving the stick, she was shocked to see a bright light appear at the tip. The next morning, everyone was enjoying their breakfasts when Mothra suddenly asked if anyone had seen Manda that day. Everyone says they haven’t, and when they realize Manda is always at breakfast at the current time, they begin to get worried. When everyone is done with breakfast, they search every inch of the castle, but Manda is nowhere to be seen. Mothra and Mosugaba send everyone in the castle to search different parts of the world while they search the area around the castle. Big G is tasked with searching Ghidorah’s castle and the area around it, where he grows extremely suspicious of the hydra and his family, as they are almost always the ones kidnapping the good kaiju. He decides to question them. So, he breaks down the door, where he is quickly met by Megaguirus. She asks what he’s doing after pinning the giant lizard down, but quickly becomes confused when he tells her he wants to ask her and her family some questions. She brings him to an interrogation room and calls the others there. When Ghidorah, Guiridorah, Ghiguirus, and Megadorah hear what they’re being accused of, they look utterly baffled and say it actually wasn’t them. They even show him their dungeon, which is surprisingly empty. Shocked and confused by the family showing 0 signs of taking Manda, he returns to searching. Finally, the king and queen call everyone to their castle’s meeting room, where they all say they found no traces of the sea serpent. This continues for a few days. However, in the first meeting, Fujina says she left her room the night before due to seeing a bright light coming from Manda’s room, and Big G says that after seeing proof, Ghidorah and his family are, for once, innocent. Finally, the next Tuesday night, everyone gives up the search. Yes, they even persuaded Mothra, who’s her BFF. However, that next morning, while everyone is sleeping in the places they lived before Ghidorah’s grand defeat, Manda ties a letter to an owl’s leg, and it flies off.

## Issue 14 – The Letters

November 8, 2020

After several hours of having difficulty sleeping thanks to Manda’s abrupt disappearance, Big G wakes up, yawns, and stretches. He is in the original Poop Cave, and he decides the first thing he’ll do is go get something from the fridge. However, as he grabs some Ghidorah Squeezins, he hears a ton of hooting from the secret water-free tunnel to the cave. An owl flies from the tunnel into the kitchen. Big G immediately notices and is surprised by a rolled up piece of paper tied to the bird’s leg. He unties the paper and unrolls it. A coat of arms is on the paper. He is very surprised. The shield has a lion, snake, badger, and eagle on it. On the other side, he is shocked to see words. A letter? But only a specific few knew about the secret tunnels, and those who did know were either not in the mood for talking or – missing. Big G reads the letter out loud, even though no one else is there - “Dear Big G, I am pleased to say that you have been accepted at Hognorts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! To come, you will need a wand, animal (owl, cat, rat, toad), cauldron, robes, pointed hat, protective gloves, a winter cloak, a set of glass or crystal phials, a telescope, a set of brass scales, and the following books: The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 1, A History of Magic, Magical Theory, A Beginner’s Guide to Transfiguration, One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi, Magical Drafts and Potions, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, and The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection. 1st years may not bring a broom. I hope to see you soon! -Professor Manda Wetland.” Big G stumbles back in shock. So that’s why Manda went missing! He rushes out of the Poop Cave to tell everyone. He then sees Minilla and Fujina (they had a sleepover at her place) walking around, so he runs over and tells them he got a strange letter. Before he can tell them what letter said or who it was from, however, loud hooting comes from the sky. Another owl with another letter is coming. Fujina unties the letter and reads it out loud. It is the exact same letter as Big G’s, except that it’s to her and Minilla! Since they had both actually read Harry Potter and not just used the books for toilet paper (ahem ahem BIG G), they start jumping all over the place from the joy of learning they are a witch and wizard and also the knowledge that Manda’s okay. Suddenly, Ghidorah and his family come flying toward them, asking why an owl keeps following them. Minilla unties the letter the owl is carrying and hands it to Ghidorah. He, Megaguirus, Guiridorah, Megadorah, and Ghiguirus read the letter in shock. They all leap back when they see Manda’s name. Then, as if on cue, Mothra and Mosugaba come flying with happiness showing. Big G sees a letter in Mothra’s front left foot. Then, out of nowhere, silence falls when everyone hears Manda’s voice. She says that it’s time for them to get shopping and tells them all to follow her to Denagon Alley.

## Issue 15 – Denagon Alley

November 8

Everyone is led by Manda to a brick wall. They are all confused until Manda taps a brick a couple times and, with many gasps from the other kaiju, a large arch opens in the wall. They go through. After a trip to the wizard bank, it’s time to buy. Almost everyone immediately goes to the shop where you buy your animal. Big G very quickly comes out with an ugly brown owl named Earwig, closely followed by Minilla and Fujina with their cats, Ginger and Jinx. Mothra and Mosugaba leave the bookstore with 2 stacks of books, which they had strapped to their backs. Ghidorah leaves the wand store, marveling at the holly and dragon heartstring wand he bought. Megaguirus tries on a pointed hat in the next store over. Guiridorah manages to look up from his phone again to buy his things. Ghidorah brings out a caged black owl named Fear, Mothra and Mosugaba with 2 good-looking owls named Reiko and Pecky. Finally, once everyone’s done shopping, Manda stands on the highest step leading to the bank and tells everyone to follow her to where the train to Hognorts will depart next Wednesday at 10:30 AM. Once everyone sees where it is, everyone but Manda goes home to live their lives as normally as possible until the next week.

## Issue 16 – The School

November 17, 2020

Next week does not come quickly. On that morning, however, Minilla shakes Big G awake excitedly at 9:00 AM. Big G remembers what day it is and jumps up to grab his trunk and race down to breakfast. Everyone eats quicker than normal and rushes to where the train is waiting. They hop onboard with their school stuff and wait anxiously for when the vehicle begins to move. Finally, after what seems like forever, it starts moving. After quite a while, let’s say, it stops. At this point, it’s around 7:00 PM. That was a long ride. Manda leads the students to some boats, where they proceed to reach the other side of a large lake. They make it the rest of the way to the school, and Big G is shocked to see that Hognorts is a castle. They go inside and then into the Great Hall. All anyone can think at that moment is that it’s amazing. Manda tells them to all stand in the middle of the room. She pulls out a hat and says it’s time to sort the students into the 4 houses, Arbafor, their equivalent of Gryffindor, Hadanuf, their version of Hufflepuff, Condorclaw, their equivalent of Ravenclaw, or Coilafin, their version of Slytherin. She first calls up Moonhidora. The hat thinks a moment, then shouts, “ARBAFOR!!!” She happily sits at the Arbafor table. Next is Fujina, who is quickly placed in Condorclaw. She smiles and sits at the Condorclaw table. Minilla is also put in Condorclaw. Kirby is an Arbafor (yes Manda sent letters through dimensions), Rodan’s a Hadanuf, Ghidorah is, not surprisingly, a Coilafin... Then, Big G is called on. He walks over to the chair and sits, followed by Manda placing the hat on his head. The hat thinks for quite a while, confused and unsure. Arbafor or Coilafin? Eventually, the hat shouts, “COILAFIN!!!” Big G is appalled. He’s in the same house as Ghidorah, of all kaiju! To make matters worse, the rest of the hydra’s family is also put in the same house, and even worse, Gabara’s also in Coilafin. Monster Island Pervert! In Big G’s house! Big G buries his face in his hands from shame and horror. Eventually, the sorting ceremony finishes, and after a delicious feast, Manda leads the houses to their dormitories. Big G is just glad he has a nice place to sleep.

## Issue 17 – The First Day

November 18, 2020

Big G wakes up at 7:00 AM the next morning for his first day of school. He puts on his robes and walks down to the Coilafin common room, where he finds Ghidorah and Biollante waiting for breakfast to start so they can go to the Great Hall and eat. Finally, 7:30 comes and the Coilafins walk to the Great Hall (Ghidorah and his family have a lot of trouble not shooting at least 1 hex at Mothra as she passes), where they find the rest of the students already eating. Big G sits next to Gigan and starts eating. After breakfast, Big G grabs A History of Magic and trudges down to his first class. He tries not to fall asleep as Manda talks about the creating of Hognorts. After 45 boring minutes, class ends at last. Time to check on the Arbafors. Mothra and Mosugaba happily fly to the charms classroom, excited to learn more. Meta Knight has a knack for saying the spells wrong and resurrecting Kirby’s foes. Finally, class ends. Let’s check on the Condorclaws and Hadanufs. Their class is currently transfiguration. Manda says that their first day, they’ll be turning rats into cups. She turns a rat into a cup with ease, then turns it back and lets the others try. They all manage to do it. Eventually, the day finishes after a ton of weirdness. Ghidorah already almost got himself expelled after using a spell he somehow already created to poison Mothra! Anyway, the day is finally over. Exhausted, everyone collapses into bed at 11:05 PM.

## Issue 18 – The End of Year 1

July 2, 2021

Fastforward to the end of the year. Basically the same thing as the first day happened daily, so I’m just skipping to the end. Everyone gathers in the Great Hall for their last Hognorts dinner of the year. Manda steps up. She says that it’s time to announce which house won the House Cup. She uses Magnivoicio to make herself even louder, then says that Arbafor won. Let’s just say there are a lot of angry shouts from the Coilafins. Manda says that after dinner, the students will have until 8:00 PM to pack their things and get ready to leave. So, at 6:30, the students go back to their dormitories to pack their stuff and then go wait for the train to leave. Big G finishes quickly and uses Levitan Soario to bring the heavy case to the train, then finds a compartment. At 8:00, once everyone’s on the train, it begins moving. Big G smiles as he looks at his wand. He won’t be allowed to use magic out of school, but at least he’ll always have something to look forward to. He would always remember the combination of beech and phoenix feather, even out of Hognorts.

## Issue 19 – Hide and Freak

July 12, 2021

The kaiju decide to play a game, this time hide and seek. After some “debating” (fighting), they decide to have Minilla seek first. After 20 seconds of counting, the child goes to find the others. Big G is found almost immediately because his hiding spot is a hole he just fits into, which happens to be right in front of Minilla. He proceeds to find everyone else (Mosugaba, Fujina, Ghidorah, Manda) except Mothra. In their version of the game, the seeker finds all but one. The one they don’t find is the next seeker. So, Mothra counts, and quickly finds Big G trying to fit into a cabinet inside the castle. She finds all but Manda, who seeks next. Big G’s spot this time is under a rug that only covers some of him. However, Manda finds all but Ghidorah. At that moment, a prank meant for Big G catches Ghidorah in a net and scrubs him with soap for 20 seconds before releasing him. During those 20 seconds, everyone remembers what happened last time Ghidorah got caught in a trap meant to get Big G and runs to hide before he’s freed. Once time is up, Ghidorah falls out of the net. Eyes filled with pure anger, Ghidorah shouts at the hiders, “WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU’LL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!!!” In his hiding spot (the extreme nature of this made him get a good spot for once), Big G shudders while he thinks of all the soap that might get rubbed on him if he’s found. The golden hydra goes to the playroom to see if Minilla and/or Fujina are there, but he can’t find them. The kids sigh in relief as Ghidorah leaves, as they had been crawling around their playground equipment where Ghidorah wasn’t looking. The hydra goes to the kitchen, where Mothra and Mosugaba had still been trying to find a hiding spot. The moths freeze when they hear the door open. Mosugaba looks around the counter and sees Ghidorah, then quickly stops looking as Ghidorah begins looking in that direction. As the hydra starts going around that section of the counter, the king and queen crawl around the counter as well. The moths continue struggling to stay out of sight. Finally, they decide to go in different directions. While Mosugaba hides behind a section of cabinets, Mothra opens a drawer, but it’s just slightly too small. As she struggles to close it, Ghidorah hears her and runs toward her, seeing the moth. However, he only saw her reflection and rams into a cabinet. Mothra and Mosugaba rush out of the kitchen before Ghidorah can get up. Meanwhile, Manda runs into her room and into the closet as Ghidorah comes near. He enters the room and begins sniffing around, as if he is a hunting dog looking for something. He walks toward the closet and opens it. Manda breathes heavily as Ghidorah struggles to find her. He leaves her room at last and Manda begins breathing normally again. She wasn’t seen because she has a secret trapdoor in the closet floor and is hiding in a hole down there. Meanwhile, Ghidorah is walking around in the living room. Big G tries to stay calm in a hole under a loose floorboard, but he can’t. When Ghidorah isn’t looking, he runs out. Uh oh. Big G thought he wasn’t looking. The hydra roars and runs after him. He manages to slide into a closet without Ghidorah seeing, and the hydra slows to a halt when he realizes he isn’t chasing Big G anymore. He decides to just go back to the playroom. However, Minilla and Fujina are just leaving to find a better hiding spot when Ghidorah comes in. The hydra roars and the kids run. Minilla hides in the ball pit, and Fujina climbs into some inflatable tunnels. Ghidorah follows her in and just as she’s about to escape, he wraps a tail around her leg and yanks her backward. He drags her out of the tunnel, and just as he restrains her, Minilla smashes a chair into the middle head, and he escapes with his girlfriend. Ghidorah runs after them, but outside the play area, Mothra is waiting with a cage, and as the hydra tries to stop speeding forward, he skids into the cage and Minilla shuts and locks the door.

## Issue 20 – Back to School

September 1 – October 25, 2021

After the unsuccessful game of hide and seek, the kaiju live their lives as normal as they get until one morning when Big G is shaken awake by Mosugaba.  It is time to get ready to go back to Hognorts, the lizard can tell from the hawthorn and phoenix feather wand the moth is holding. He springs up and drags his trunk full of school stuff to the dining room table. Again, everyone eats very quickly and rushes to the train. Once everyone has climbed aboard, the train moves. After another long ride, they go across the lake and head to the Great Hall. After another meal, they go to their dormitories. Fastforward to later that year. Big G hears that there were tryouts for the sport Quiddon and decides to try and make the team. When tryouts are beginning, Big G sees that most of the other kaiju are also there. After an interesting session, everyone goes to their dormitories to wait for the news about teams tomorrow. The next day, during breakfast, Manda says this, or something along the lines of it: “Good morning, students! It’s time for me to announce the members of the new Quiddon teams. First of all, Condorclaw and Hadanuf will be joining to make one team, Hadorclaw. The members for that team are Minala as the seeker, Minilla as the keeper and captain, King Dedede and Anguirus as the beaters, and Rodan and Miniru as the chasers. Next are the members of the Coilafin team: Megaguirus as the seeker, Spacegodzilla as the keeper and captain, Big G and Gigan as the beaters, and Destroyah and King Ghidorah as the chasers. Finally, last but not least, the Arbafor team. Arbafor’s members are Mothra as seeker, Meta Knight as keeper and captain, Battra and Kirby as beaters, and Bandana Dee and Moonhidora as chasers. Practice begins tomorrow!”

## Issue 21 – Quiddon

November 18, 2021

Fastforward a few weeks later, and the teams have practiced quite a lot. Manda has another announcement to make at lunch. It goes something like this. “Hello again, everyone! It’s been a few weeks since you started practicing for Quiddon, and it’s finally time you do your first proper game. I have explained the rules at practice, so you should know what to do. Anyway, I have an announcement; you will be playing your first real game of Quiddon today at 7:00 PM between Coilafin and Arbafor! I hope to see fair play. Now, enjoy your meals!” At 6:45, Big G rushes to the Quiddon pitch and puts on his Quiddon gloves and robes. The Coilafin team hops on their brooms (with the exceptions of those who can already fly without them) and go to the middle of the area. Waiting as well are the Arbafor team. Manda appears and once 7:00 comes, she blows a whistle to start the game. Everyone soars into the sky. Big G excitedly looks for Bludgers so he can hit them at other teams. One soars right past him, and he smacks it at Bandana Dee. He giggles and flies off. Meanwhile, Mosugaba is making commentary, as he signed up to narrate. He says, “And while the beaters do their jobs, chasers Ghidorah and Moonhidora are fighting over the Quaffle! Oof! Moonhidora is hit out of the sky by a Bludger, and Ghidorah takes the Quaffle... And Coilafin scores!” Big G cheers, and so do the Coilafins in the audience. Ghidorah smiles. Meanwhile, up in the sky, above everything else, Mothra scouts the Quiddon pitch for any sign of the Golden Snitch. But then, she sees a flash of gold. There it is! She dives down and reaches for it. But suddenly, Megaguirus flies in front of her and stings the moth, who falls to the ground and immediately gets hit by a Bludger. In the bleachers, Mosugaba says, “Ouch! Arbafor seeker Mothra gets stung by Coilafin seeker Megaguirus, that dirty, rotten, no-good-” Manda shushs him and he apologizes. “Anyway, after that horrible, horrible act of cheating-” Manda quiets him down again. Surveying the area for Bludgers, Big G attempts to ignore the fact that Megaguirus cheated by stinging Mothra and then smacks a Bludger toward Moonhidora. Meanwhile, Mosugaba is still narrating. He says, “And Moonhidora is knocked out of the sky, only for Bandana Dee to take the Quaffle! He goes to the goals...Spacegodzilla can’t stop him, and...Arbafor scores! And now – Wait... Is that-? It is! Mothra is back in the game, folks!” All the Arbafors cheer while most of the Coilafins boo. Big G’s kinda just floating there, and Gabara’s too busy using his joy buzzers on himself. Megaguirus sees the moth and howls, then dives at her. However, Mothra sees the Golden Snitch and darts after it. Megaguirus stings her again and she falls to the ground. However, the moth has something in her front right foot. Megaguirus gets closer to see what it is, and she goes white: Mothra caught the Snitch! As everyone realizes this, Mosugaba shouts happily that Arbafor won the first Quiddon game at Hognorts. Big G stays on his broom and smiles at Ghidorah and his family’s despair.

## Issue 22 – Christmas

December 25 – June 30, 2021

Fastforward a month and it’s Christmas. Big G jumps up from his bed at 7:00 and looks at the foot of his bed. This year, Big G had decided to stay at Hognorts for Christmas. The pranks Minilla and Fujina pulled last year were horrible. He first opens the present from Ghidorah and his family to get it over with, and... Oh boy, it’s a book about the history of soap. Lovely. He next opens the present from Minilla and Fujina. A love potion. Ha ha, very funny. Next is the gift from Anguirus. A big box of poop gummies! Finally, something good! Next is the one from Biollante. Yay, perfume. Just what he wanted. Now Spacegodzilla’s. Hooray, an embarrassing picture of baby Big G. Definitely gonna hang this on his wall. Now for Mosugaba’s. Ooh, a box of chocolate frogs! Finally, Mothra’s. He unwraps it, and it’s...a blanket big enough to completely cover 2 large kaiju? He decides he likes how it feels and wraps it around everything but his face, then looks in the mirror. However, to Big G’s shock, he can’t see anything covered by the blanket, or the blanket itself! He flips the blanket over his face, and is then amazed to see that he is now completely invisible! Even weirder, he can see though the blanket as if it isn’t there. He walks to the common room and pokes Ghidorah. The hydra feels the poke but can’t see who did it. He shrugs and goes back to reading a book about supervillains. Big G realizes this could be awesome. Fastforward to the end of the second year. Manda announces that Condorclaw won the House Cup, much to everyone’s shock, and afterward, before they pack their things, they need to choose their new classes for years 3-7. Here’s what they pick:

Big G - Care of Magical Creatures + Divination

Mothra - All

Mosugaba – All except Muggle Studies

Minilla – Arithmancy + Divination + Study of Ancient Runes

Fujina – Divination + Care of Magical Creatures + Study of Ancient Runes

Miniru – Care of Magical Creatures + Divination

Battra – Muggle Studies + Arithmancy + Study of Ancient Runes

Bandana Dee – Care of Magical Creatures + Study of Ancient Runes

Dedede – Care of Magical Creatures + Study of Ancient Runes

Rodan – Muggle Studies + Divination

Gabara – Care of Magical Creatures + Muggle Studies

Ghidorah and Megaguirus – Study of Ancient Runes + Care of Magical Creatures + Divination

Guiridorah – Muggle Studies + Divination

Ghiguirus – Arithmancy + Care of Magical Creatures

Megadorah – Study of Ancient Runes + Arithmancy + Divination

Gigan and Destroyah – Study of Ancient Runes + Care of Magical Creatures

Kirby – Care of Magical Creatures + Study of Ancient Runes

Meta Knight – Arithmancy + Care of Magical Creatures

Anguirus – All except Muggle Studies

Moonhidora – All

Spacegodzilla – Study of Ancient Runes + Divination

Biollante – Care of Magical Creatures + Arithmancy

After choosing, they packed and left, same as year 1.

## Issue 23 – The Ball

December 12 – December 25, 2022

Fastforward to year 4. Big G is having a normal day...until lunch. The Coilafins are just coming from a herbology lesson and sit down (at this point, it’s a few weeks until Christmas) and they see Manda looking especially cheerful. Once all students are seated at their house tables, she stands up and greets everyone before saying that she decided to host a Christmas ball called the Snow Ball on, well, Christmas, and that they could start asking other students to be their dates after lunch. Naturally, this gets a lot of attention and Big G immediately looked desperately around to see who he could take. On Christmas, Big G still hadn’t had anyone say yes, so he went with a picture of himself that he drew makeup onto. So, he dressed up all nice and waited outside the doors of the Great Hall and waited until Manda welcomed them all and opened the doors. It was amazing inside. Big G looked around and saw the following pairs: Ghidorah and Megaguirus, Minilla and Fujina, Mothra and Mosugaba, Gabara and Ghiguirus (Ghiguirus and Megadorah were being yelled at for who they took as dates), Gigan and Destroyah, Battra and Moonhidora, Miniru and Megadorah, Guiridorah and his phone, Anguirus and the food counter, and Kirby and Ribbon. Meta Knight, Bandana Dee, and Rodan didn’t have dates, and Dedede was in the hospital wing for an incident earlier in the year. Soon, it was time to vote for the Snow King and/or Queen. There is a tie between Mothra and Mosugaba and Kirby and Ribbon. A tie-breaker lets Kirby & Ribbon win.

## Issue 24 – Expelled

March 21 – July 2, 2025

Fastforward to year 7. The classes everyone had picked for 6 and 7th year are (NOTE: Only those who chose new classes are included.):

Big G – Alchemy

Minilla – All

Mothra – All

Mosugaba – All

Ghidorah & Family - Apparition

Gigan and Destroyah – Alchemy + Apparition

Fujina – All

Miniru – All

Moonhidora – All

Meta Knight – Advanced Arithmancy + Alchemy

Dedede - Apparition + Alchemy

Kirby and Bandana Dee – Alchemy

Anguirus – Apparition

Big G is on his way to his dorm when he passes Mothra in the hall. She says she’s heading to advanced arithmancy. Minilla also comes by, talks for a moment, and says he has an alchemy test to get to. Saying Minilla’s a nerd, the Coilafin decides to check what’s going on in the transfiguration room. He sees all the students’ projects and after fiddling with them a little, everything suddenly explodes. Professor Manda runs over, sees what happens, and then sees Big G trying to sneak away, trying to pretend he was never there. Manda grabs him and drags Big G to the headmistress’s office. She gives him a talk about how students have done really bad things before (mostly Coilafin), but no one’s done anything that bad. She tells him about how everyone but him put weeks into their projects, and he destroyed EVERY. SINGLE. PROJECT. She says she’s sad to do it because he’s almost as good at magic as her, but Manda expels Big G. The lizard doesn’t realize what it means and thinks she’s saying the year’s over. However, he puts 2 and 2 together when he sees that no one else is packing their Hognorts stuff. He grumpily heads back to the Poop Cave and smears his ‘extra special dark’ everywhere. After 7th year ends for everyone else, Big G greets them at the train station.

## Issue 25 – The Game of Life: Cheater

July 9, 2025

Oh boy. ANOTHER ONE. Alright, let’s get the details over with:

* Big G = Model, Minilla = Video Game Designer, Mothra = Doctor, Ghidorah = Art Dealer
* Big G played ‘water sports’ with Mothra at a waterpark in Orlando, later asked how old she is

* Big G married Wax G (Gravity Falls Wax Stan parody), later had 3 kids with it
* Minilla played air ukulele instead of guitar, won contest against Mothra
* Big G thinks he’s a decent person
* Big G cut up Biollante and sold her as flowers to hide the evidence
* Big G got a teepee

* Minilla randomly disappears throughout the game, then pops back up (turns out he was ratting his father out to the PSIA lol)
* Minilla fell asleep, so Big G snuck up on him and started loudly singing ‘On Top of Spaghetti’
* Big G insulted Mothra a LOT, she went to the side and had a private conversation with Manda
* Mothra bought a family house and island holiday home
* Minilla forgot to plug in the metal detector in a treasure hunt

* Desghidorah killed Mothra again and made it look like she was sleeping to get her fired, so she became an astronaut (she rode a rocket into space earlier in the game lol)
* EVERYONE KEPT SPINNING 1S
* Ghidorah was behind everyone the whole game (surprisingly, he chose college)
* Places: Big G – 1st, Mothra – 3rd, Minilla – 4th, Ghidorah – 2nd
* Big G cheated! Took about ½ of the 100s every time he got his own money! New places: Big G – 4th, Mothra – 2nd, Minilla – 3rd, Ghidorah – 1st

That was a weird game...

## Issue 26 – Back to the Original Poop Cave

July 10 – October 15, 2025

The next morning, Big G is sulking in a jail cell (don’t ask how cheating in the Game of Life effects real life) when a copy of Manda (Duplacato charm) enters the room and says that he has a visitor. Big G follows her to the visitation room and is surprised to see Mothra waiting. She reminds him about in the game when she and Manda went off to the side to talk before revealing they were discussing kicking him out of the castle. Big G is shocked, but no level of surprise can prepare him for what she says next: Mothra says that after the game, she and Manda talked to Mosugaba and they decided to throw him out of the castle officially. Big G is in disbelief still when the queen lands 1 more emotion bomb on him: everyone has decided to stop being his friend, even Anguirus, for the simple reason of Big G’s been acting extra horrible to everyone. The one piece of good news the lizard gets is that she’s bailed him out of jail. He is told to pack the things at the castle he owns and move back into the original Poop Cave. He does so grumpily and quickly. So, using Levitan Soario to carry his things, Big G swims back to his first home. He quickly unpacks and starts smearing around his ‘extra extra extra special dark’. However, over the next 3 months, while he eats bon bons while watching soap operas, owls from former friends fly into the cave with letters rapidly. After reading the first one he ever got over those months, he had decided to not read any more of them, as the first letter had been from Mothra, saying she was sorry for ending their friendship and kicking him out of the castle while also trying to explain why.

## Issue 27 – The Harsh Reality

October 19, 2025

After 3 months of spammed letters, Big G decides to read them. He notices that the newest letter (from Mothra) was from 3 days ago, which he finds weird, as the letters had been coming almost hourly. The first dozen or so are the same thing as the first, but then, he reads a letter from Mothra asking him to come out of the cave because they’re having problems at the castle. Big G just assumes it’s something to do with the plumbing and reads the next, which is the same as the last. He thinks it’s weird and starts taking down letters from the walls, as he’d stuck the letters to the poop walls when he got sick of getting them. He reads a bunch of letters from Mothra about having problems at the castle, but he then sees a letter from Mosugaba saying the same thing. After more letters from those 2, he sees some from Manda, again saying that they’re having problems. More from those 3, then one from...Minilla? It says the same thing! Thoroughly confused now, he then reads more letters from the whole Prank Gang (Minilla, Fujina, and Miniru). After a couple months' worth of letters from those at the castle, Big G comes to the newest letter. Big G reads it aloud; “Big G, Hey. If you finally decide to read the letters we’ve been sending, this will likely be the last one. As I’m writing this, one of Ghidorah’s friends is trying to break down my bedroom door. Why I said that; I’m in my room. Ever since you left, Ghidorah, his family, and his minions have been on a rampage. Today, however, they attacked the castle, and overpowered us. Uh oh. Desghidorah broke through the door, but he’s letting me finish this letter before he “grabs” me. So please, Manda has said you’re almost as good at magic as her. We need you! Desghidorah won’t wait forever, though, so I have only a few more words to you: Please, Big G! Hurry! Desperate for help, -Mothra.” Big G stumbles back and stares at the letter for a moment before facepalming. He’s mad at Ghidorah, but also himself. If he didn’t get himself kicked out of the castle, this wouldn’t have happened! Angry, he swims out of the Poop Cave, wand hidden in his frying pan, ready to kick Ghidorah’s @!$. However, he is about to reach the staircase to the castle when he realizes something isn’t right: What happened to the copies of Manda guarding the gates? Why are Gigan, Destroyah, and Desghidorah there? Big G’s eyes widen as they see him and pounce on him. Desghidorah tells his friends to get him ready to be taken to the boss, and Big G is pinned to the ground after swallowing and pooping out Gigan, Destroyah cutting his leg. But just as all seems lost, someone throws down a smoke bomb and as the minions cough and gag, someone grabs Big G and runs before hiding behind a large rock: Minilla! Big G looks in shock before Minilla tells his father to follow him to his secret base, where he tells Big G how he escaped: He was being attacked and Fujina bought him time to run and she got captured instead. Big G is told the password to the secret base and warned not to get it wrong, as the last time a minion got the password wrong and tried to enter, the passage contracted until they were stuck and Minilla tickled him to death before turning him into a chicken and eating him for dinner. However, if you get the password right, the tunnel enlarges enough for you to get through. When they enter the base, Moonhidora comes in and all 6 eyes widen as Big G comes into sight. She runs over and goes on about how he finally showed up and how good it was to see him. Kirby, Bandana Dee, and Meta Knight also greet him. When Big G reveals that all he was doing while everything went on was eating bon bons and watching soap operas after making the Poop Cave “good as new”, everyone else goes on tangents about how he ate bon bons and watched bad shows while Ghidorah took over, making Big G feel a little guilty. Minilla tells Big G what happened while he was gone. Everyone spends the rest of the comic saying how they made their way into the secret base.

## Issue 28 – Big G’s Brute Squad

October 19 – October 31, 2025

Everyone finishes talking about how they got to where they currently were when they hear faint yelling. They slowly go out before jumping through the bushes, where they see Manda trying to stop Gigan and Destroyah from capturing her. Big G eats them after performing a new spell of his (Squeezinus Maximus) that creates a giant frying pan and smashes those it’s used on. Manda and later Battra and Anguirus come into the base as well, but someone comes by and sees them go into the base, so Ghidorah comes. After bandaging Big G’s leg where a Destroyah clone cut him when being attacked, Manda sneaks to the tunnel of the base, only to quickly get dragged up by Ghidorah. Those in the base make Ghidorah fly off and leave his clones to capture them. They fight off the clones, but Manda has already been taken by the real Ghidorah. They go into the base and train an organization that call themselves Big G’s Brute Squad, a name only Big G agreed on. The lizard appoints himself leader, with Minilla as Number 2, whether he likes the title or not. After a training montage, the squad duplicate themselves and each of the real members is like the general of their army of clones. Anguirus makes his clones overdose on Bindex, something he loved which made him insanely crazy and drunk while possessed by an entity called No-Bindex, which was now a haunted picture in Luigi’s Mansion. The “generals” all lead their armies forward and out of the secret base, Big Gs first, toward the castle, ready for the first official kaiju war, good versus evil. Ghidorah is happily enjoying being king when he spits out his tea upon hearing a yell from the distance. He looks out the window and sees thousands of Big Gs, Minillas, Kirbys, Meta Knights, Dededes, Ribbons, Waddle Dees (Bandana Dee didn’t duplicate himself, he just brought out the ten thousand or so Waddle Dees), Chef Kawasakis, Moonhidoras, Anguiruses, and Battras. He duplicates himself, Gigan, Destroyah, Megaguirus, Ghiguirus, Guiridorah, Megadorah, and Desghidorah enough that there’s as many or possibly more of them than those on the good side before sending them to the battlefield.

## Issue 29 – The War of the Weirdos

October 31, 2025 – October 31, 2026

As they arrive, 100 Big Gs lift their legs and fart in unison before the real one sets the blast on fire, obliterating hundreds of clones on the other side. While the battle rages, generals Big G, Anguirus, Moonhidora, and Battra stay at the side while Ribbon clones get high on Big G fart fumes and go crazy with their guns before returning to normal when Kirby tells them to go into fresh air for a moment. While Moonhidora tells Anguirus that it was smart to make the clones drink Bindex (it makes them immune to pain and makes them not care about safety), the real Battra is the first to enter the castle, and does so unnoticed thanks to stealing Big G’s invisibility blanket. Just when the other generals realize he’s gone, everyone stops fighting for a moment as they hear a war cry from the depths of the castle. Then, the noise gets even louder as Mothras, Mosugabas, Fujinas, Minirus, Rodans, Biollantes, Spacegodzillas, and Mandas pour out of the building, followed by Battra, those who were on Quiddon teams on brooms if they can’t fly without them. When he snuck off, he went to free the prisoners! Genius! The real Mothra, Mosugaba, Fujina, Miniru, and Manda rush to where the real members of Big G’s Brute Squad are. Mothra fully fixes up Big G’s leg before every one of her clones turns into Muscle Mothra with loud yells coming from each as it happens. Basically, what is going on is the air is now full of Mothra and her clones yelling in unison as they get buff. Mosugaba, who has never seen this form of his wife, stares in awe before flying back into the fray. The battle wages on for a few more minutes before everyone hears a faint and all-too-familiar giggle: Gabara’s here! In the castle, Ghidorah’s eyes widen as he realizes that the pervert is there for him, as the hydra had outlawed joy buzzers, Gabara’s one pride and joy. The weirdo prances around with a set of joy buzzers he got his hands on, zapping everyone he sees, particularly those on Ghidorah’s side. The hydra runs out of the castle to blend in with the clones, but Gabara seems to be able to tell which is the real one and zaps him until the joy buzzers run out of power and he needs to gallop off and get new ones. The battle continues, and yes, Gabara gets more joy buzzers. Eventually, Ghidorah’s forces are almost destroyed, and he’s tired of whatever’s going on. He makes the clones stop fighting and deactivates them. The hydra then flies off, followed by Megaguirus getting cut in half by Big G. At that point, their kids just back into the bushes slowly, not wanting anything to do with what’s going on at this point as Gabara is tied up and carried off to the looney bin, saying that he’s fine with it since his friends are all there. And so, everyone rebuilds the castle where it needs to be rebuilt and cleans up the stains from the fight, and eventually, life gets back to normal. Well, for everyone but Big G, who is still upset that they stopped being his friends and kicked him out of the castle. Noticing this, everyone begins planning something. And so, on the anniversary of the “War of the Weirdos” as they call it, Big G wakes up casually to go get his bon bons and watch soap operas some more. However, when he walks into the kitchen, he is greeted by everyone who was on the good side in the war with Squeezins, cake, balloons, bon bons, and a banner that says, “THANK YOU BIG G”. When he asks what’s going on, Mothra explains that they decided to thank him for resulting in their victory with Big G’s Brute Squad. She then says they’re all his friends again and that he can move back into the castle. Big G smiles and they all party a lot before Big G packs up and moves back into his old room, which he was pleased to know had not been used by anyone on Ghidorah’s side, as they knew it was his room. Yay, happy ending!

good god thats a weird story