The Great Trial (When the Teutons are Sus)

Full explanation: Let me give a full on backstory: I was in a school in Sweden my homeland, right? And all of a sudden, the teacher said: "It's time to go on a road trip to Germany!" Most of the class yelled out positively as they love the architecture in the gigantic capital of the Reich. So we hired a poopenbus to take us to Gothenburg airport. But all of a sudden once we arrived, the news came: Hitler was dead. We were still in the airport, but i decided to f\*ck everything and just go to sleep.

I woke up one month later, and obviously the whole class was gone. I realized i'm on my own, so i decided to walk around town to see what i could find. Many propaganda posters were all over the city, showing support and sadness for the dead Führer. I miraculously found another classmate who had scattered as well. He told me that Hans Speidel is now in charge of the capital and Brandenburg. Then it came. A painful feeling stickin' up my ass. "IT IS TIME TO SH\*T!!!", i thought, as i parted ways with my classmate. Then i realized i was very close to the Volkshalle. And i thought to myself, "Big buildings mean many toilets", so i rushed in there. Most guards had left or were elsewhere in Germania defending against the Schutzstaffel which had almost beaten the Dentist forces to the west. So i found two rooms: Führer's office, and Poopenfarten.

My anus was yelling for me to just choose a door, as it would explode in 10 seconds. My brain was about to blow up as well. I ran into the door that said "Poopenfarten", because why would i want to disturb the provisional Führer? I ran for the last time into a new door, i opened it. Inside was nothing of the likes of what you would see on a Poopenfarten. There were portraits everywhere. Maps, Propaganda, Medals and finally, behind a desk sat the man himself: Hans Speidel. He was too busy sticking his eyes in the Newspaper that read: "Speer and Heydrich forms alliance", altough i couldn't see that. I realized i had made a horible mistake. I would have gotten caught for sneaking into his office, but it seems he was too focused on the paper. I was just about to slowly close the door, only .75 meters away from the man, when my anus yelled: "IT IS TIME TO RELEASE!" Suddenly, my manhole bursted into a big one and released poop everywhere, but it was helium poop. It sounded so loud, Hermann Göring could ear it all the way from wherever he was. He thought: "Dafuq was that?" Meanwhile back in my horrible situation, Speidel immediatly pulled back down his newspaper and spotted me at once. He yelled: "INTRUDER!!!" At this point, all this diahorrea had made my butt turn into a jetpack. Speidel's office had turned into a mess everywhere. On every wall, there was at least some hint of what had come out of my ass. I don't know how i had gotten such a bad outburst, but one thing was for certain: The temporary Führer's face was covered in it. As was many portraits and all that other jizz-jazz. The man's face was a mix of every emotion out there. Anger, and confusement, but generally just a feeling of also wanting to take a sh\*t.

Speidel's office had turned into a mess everywhere. On every wall, there was at least some hint of what had come out of my ass. I don't know how i had gotten such a bad outburst, but one thing was for certain: The temporary Führer's face was covered in it. As was many portraits and all that other jizz-jazz. The man's face was a mix of every emotion out there. Anger, and confusement, but generally just a feeling of also wanting to take a sh\*t.

I decided it was time to get out of here. Speidel was about to call on the guards, but quicker than i could say "Humla", the pooping stopped. It was time to take a small break from all this sh!tting. I crashed back onto the surface. Hans was still staring at me. I rushed out of the door and locked it (don't ask how), Hans was banging the door loudly yelling for me to open, but i yelled to him: "FCK YOU"! I ran back out and into the real Poopenfarten room, because someone had swapped out the labels. Finally, i could take a sht in peace. My ass could finally relax, as i started the second phase of my pooping. The rest of me also relaxed. I was having the nicest sh\*t ever inside the Big building in Neu Berlin. I had never felt a softer seat around my crotch area ever before. Then all of a sudden, a button extended from the wall. The curious b@stard i was, i decided to click on it. "Disc mode selected", a robotic voice said. I thought that was complete nonsense. I resumed using the Poopenfarten. Once i was done, i clicked on the little Poopstaffel cap to flush (don't ask me how i knew to flush in BBINB either). Then just as i was about to sneak out again, a small disc ejected off the edge of the marvelous invention. "The Great Trial", it said.

*Author: u/Left-Interaction-414, also known as 18SI*