Blue Ball

Blue Ball peacefully resting

Rex (Daughter)

Jackson (Grandson)

### **School Life**

The Blue Ball was usually picked on in schools as he was named "Blue Ball." It also didn't help that he was a blue ball.

However, early on in grade school, he made a friend with the largest kid in school, Eeb (Known as Earthquake). The two became great friends and would make their way to the top of the school's "food chain". Earthquake would use brute strength to scare the other kids while Blue Ball was the face of the operations.

Years later, Blue Ball was used to tormenting the new students at Thingle City Middle School. However, one time, the new student was Pink Ball. Blue Ball didn't want to hurt or scare Pink Ball, she really changed him. Earthquake slowly became less and less aggressive towards the new people. Within months, Blue Ball and Pink Ball were together and their relationship was moving hot and heavy. Soon enough, Blue Ball found out that Pink Ball was pregnant with their child. Normally, most people would be afraid to be 11 and pregnant, but Blue and Pink were so confident in each other being the one for each other. They knew deep down that this was the right option for each other.

They named their child Randal, after Blue Ball's nickname. Pink Ball had to drop out from middle-school to take care of him. Just about 2 years later, they decide to have another child since Pink Ball is an at home mom anyways. This time, it's a girl and they name her Rex.

Towards the end of highschool, Earthquake and Blue Ball are back at their shenanigans when they accidentally pick on the wrong kid... Schizo. The three soon became good friends with Schizo quickly making his position at the top of the friend group.

At graduation, Blue Ball accepted an offer from Schizo to join his group called The FFFL. Blue Ball and Earthquake were now acting under the bidding of Schizo

### **The FFFL**

Blue Ball helped found the FFFL. In fact, he was the one to suggest making the abbreviation. He was the strategist in the group for the first few months. He personally found and recruited the Wizzward.

Not long after Blue Ball's introduction to the group, Schizo made his first clone, Immorality and it quickly became the new strategist for the FFFL. Determined that he wouldn't be undermined by a clone, Blue Ball attempted to seduce Immortality in the hopes of killing him in his sleep. However, this didn't work as he accidentally fell for Immorality. Blue Ball realized how much happier he was with Immorality than he was with Pink Ball. He spent many late nights with Immorality, leaving Pink Ball alone at home with the kids.

During his anger, he got into an argument with another one of the members, The Hobo about whether Ramen Noodles were a Noodle or not. The fight soon turned physical so Blue Ball ate 4 of the Hobo's toes to assert dominance.

### **Discount Spiderman: Origins**

Blue Ball was out on a stroll home to tell Pink Ball the truth about him and Immorality. It was tearing him apart to think that she wasn't the only one he loved. However, he got stopped by none other than Discount Spiderman. Blue Ball tried to explain to Discount Spiderman that he didn't want any sort of conflict but the montage music was too loud for Discount Spiderman to hear.

### **Funeral**

Blue Ball had a funeral. It was really nice. However, only Pink Ball and Immorality showed up. They both gave eulogies about how much they loved Blue Ball. The two quickly came to realize that Blue Ball was using both of them and cheating on them with the other.