NTF2Tags

**Nega-TF2Tags**, aka **NTF2Tags** or the **TF2Tags Alternate Universe,** is an odd meme of the TF2Tags community that is part meme, part series. It is a mysterious spatial anomaly apparently only visible to users of TF2Tags. Taking form in occasional wormholes that appear on the Latest page, it gives glimpses into what we can only assume to be some twisted 'alternate timeline', containing monstrous creatures that appear to be horrifying caricatures of our own users. It is a twisted mirror of each tagger, creating beings that are entirely opposite of whoever gazes upon its reflection.

## Can You Just Give Me a Straight Answer?

Oh, fine then. Spoilsport. The TF2Tags Alternate Universe is a running joke of sorts, first imagined by Legownz in this post and later expanded upon/popularized by Makin' Bacon with this set. It revolves around a 'parallel universe' interpretation of the TF2Tags community, wherein most aspects of the site and community are reversed; for the most part, this involves tagger names being changed to their antonyms, and their styles and personalities being 'flipped around' in the majority of cases. Consensus is variable on what these 'reversals' are, with changes or revisions often happening in each iteration. However, the idea of changing names and personalities is a common aspect in all interpretations of the AU, even if the specific NTaggers themselves are somewhat fluid.

## AU History

### Origins

The inception of NTF2Tags dates back as far as September 23rd, 2015, in a set by Legownz dubbed "Opposite Taggers". While predating the beginning of the movement by approximately four months, it is considered to be the original idea despite not having any direct correlation with the AU, and some of the names used in this set became the standards for those specific NTaggers, such as "A Fucking Genius" and "Megablokownz".

NTF2Tags would be created in its current form on February 16th, 2016, with a set by Makin' Bacon titled "TF2Tags Alternate Universe". The first peek into the alternate TF2Tags was a parody of the popular TF2Tags Nightly News Network, Expand's claim to fame. Here, "Shrink" reported on various recent happenings, such as Relk's counterpart getting banned, A Fucking Genius reaching Hale's Own, and Smash Z's counterpart switching into Minimum Underdrive. This post was met with numerous comments with various users postulating about their own potential NTagger counterpart, and the NTag counterparts of others. This would see Makin' quickly make another news-styled set where more taggers were portrayed. The counterparts of Sensible Haircut and TGRobert were portrayed to be essentially swaps of each other, with the former being a raging weeaboo while the other got banned for being too based. It also featured Legownz's counterpart, named "Armownz" though Legownz himself would quickly step in and clarify that "Megablokownz" is the true inverse, as his name is based off the toy, not the body part.

Following this, many taggers began to create names for their own counterparts. Fancymann would be "Untidygirll", which would be the first example of the popular trend of taggers making their NTags counterparts female. John Kennedy would be the first to postulate universes other than NTF2Tags, where various versions of John Kennedy (all of which were different US Presidents) would appear.

Jesse would then expand upon the lore of NTF2Tags by taking a peek into the banning process of NTF2Tags. Unlike in TF2Tags, "Mr. Dos" actually implemented moderators and formed a council of eight, including Dos himself. Through democratic vote, seven moderators decide to permanently ban "Nam\_Yar", Relk's counterpart. The only dissenter, in keeping with alternate universe fashion, is "Jessica", Jesse's own counterpart. Of course, one vote was not enough to sway the majority, and Nam was sent to the shadowrealm. The council of eight consisted of the counterparts of Dos, Jesse, Marmot, Bonkspenser, Sensible Haircut, TGRobert, Legownz, and A Fucking Idiot. This set would be the debuts of the NTags counterparts for Marmot and Bonkspenser, which are "Gopher" and "Critaporter" respectively. It would also reiterate that Sensible and TGR are personality swaps of each other, which arguably popularized their portrayals.

With the AU picking up steam, Legownz would go on to make a tag announcing a potential NTF2Tags storyline, and requested ideas and NTagger details in the comments. As such, the initial versions of different NTaggers would be proposed. Shortly after, Legownz would go on to create this very wiki page as a means of documenting the different NTaggers for future reference.

Le Tryhard Hunter would be the first to use NTF2Tags to parody previous events in the community's history. In a set, he parodied the Taggenings, the site glitch that saw the submission limits stop resetting on TF2Tags. Naturally, that meant that on NTF2Tags, the submission limits constantly reset, effectively allowing everyone to post infinite tags rapidly. It was also the debut of the infamous "Minimum Underdrive", where "Construct A" for once stopped spamming and crawled into a hole for an extended period of time. The event was dubbed "Taggergeddon". This set would include the first portrayals of "Thy Hunted Tryhard", "Implodes", "Construct A", and others. The post also included one 'Michael Kubrick', the first known example of the alternate universe including real life elements.

Makin' Bacon would then make a post detailing an odd parallel to Attack of the Clones, where after Construct A shifted back into minimum underdrive, Nam\_Yar would return and shitpost which dealt heavy damage to the site. Tryhard would go and suggest NTF2Tags versions of some newer taggers such as Ashton\_Doovis and Twelve Hour Respawn. Lt. Col. Problem found the idea of NTF2Tags intriguing, but had no idea what an alternate universe him would look like, so he requested people help him craft an NTag G-Swizzle. Acquiesce and Ashton\_Doovis would contribute the most to his persona, and were both likely awarded with some decorated weapons for the trouble.

Legownz would then make a tag wondering what ships would exist between NTaggers or between Taggers and NTaggers. Some taggers liked the idea of being shipped with their opposite selves (read: the ones whose opposites were female). Jessica x Nam\_Yar became a very popular ship very quickly, considering how much Jesse and Relk\_Cehi hated each other at the time. This tag started a small trend where taggers would meet up with their alternate selves and have shenanigans ensue. The first would be between Jesse and Jessica, who despite being polar opposites would actually get along very well together. The Council of Presidents met together once again. Walumancer would debut his own counterpart, "Lou E. Gee", and they would argue and begin a rivalry between the Wahfia and its NTags equivalent, the "Federal Bureau of Lotsa Spaghetti" (or FBLS).

During these tags, the idea of a fanfiction was being floated around by a handful of taggers. In March, Egg-Z would eventually go on to announce that a fanfiction was indeed being written, and that he, Legownz, and Le Tryhard Hunter would be writing it, and that it would involve the universes of TF2Tags and NTF2Tags colliding by means of a portal. This generated cautious hype from the community. Later, Ashton\_Doovis would create the final, potentially non-canon entry of his series Taggers in the Wild, where his NTags counterpart Davis\_Austin went on a hunting spree and killed the intended specimen for the episode.

On March 20th, Le Tryhard Hunter would create an SFM poster, marking the first ever visual representation of NTF2Tags, involving Jessica and Nam\_Yar on a date while Jesse and Relk fight to the death in the background. Two days later, he would float the idea of making another poster, which would eventually be released on April 2nd.

Around the time of the initial poster, the TF2Tags+NTF2Tags fanfiction had been leaked to several people, and tags about it started to pop up. Tryhard would demand that people stop sending it to other taggers and keep quiet about its contents as to not spoil the surprises within.

At the start of the Endiome Incident, Walumancer would make a set parodying the situation with NTags counterparts, taking various quotes from Makin' and other taggers and converting them to what would have happened on NTF2Tags (i.e., instead of TGR missbombing Makin' because of his behavior and attitude, it was AWN critbombing Breakin' Bacon because of his behavior and attitude).

### The Invasion

On March 30th, Walumancer submitted a tag with a novel idea: with April Fools' Week coming very soon, why not have the community capitalize on the meme and transform into their NTF2Tags selves for a day? The idea quickly gained massive traction within the community, with almost everyone either on board or neutral. This quickly led to many taggers changing their usernames to their NTags versions, and many who had not yet established NTags selves doing so, such as Crimson Blitz, Reboot, and Danjin, Master of Skelenomics. And of course, everyone was too damn impatient to actually wait for April Fools and began to do this two days early. However, doing this actually began to create some storylines in the community.

First, Ashton was revealed to have two different counterparts. Davis\_Austin was previously established, but now there was Ashley\_Devious, who was essentially just Davis\_Austin but female. With three different Ashtons now running amok, the two counterparts set their sights on each other with intent to kill and become Ashton's true counterpart.

More prominently, activity from the Federal Bureau of Lotsa Spaghetti was being seen on TF2Tags, with "Bacon\_A" assassinating an unknown Wahfioso. Lou E. Gee would later post a set showcasing his preparation for an invasion of TF2Tags, though both Bacon\_A and Watcher 2 - Watcher 1 would correct him by stating that April 1st wasn't for another few days.

Meanwhile, taggers were found to be either confronted by their NTags counterparts (such as Reboot and Legownz), or outright captured or have their accounts stolen by their counterparts (such as Makin', Mr. Copycat, and Tanner). It was also revealed that Implodes was a dissenter in the ranks of the FBLS and was imprisoned, forced to share as cell with Makin'.

Eventually growing tired of waiting, Lou E. Gee launches the Invasion early on March 31st. Knowing that it is coming, Walumancer orders his Wahfiosos to leave so that he might confront Lou himself. When Lou arrives, he points out how stupid his idea of starving the taggers by capturing Makin' was, as they seemed to have fallen under the impression that Makin' was the *only* Tagger who knew how to cook. Walumancer vowed to free Makin' anyway, and would ensure the FBLS is repelled and defeated. He then teleported away.

At some point following this initial encounter, Lou and the gang would confront Walumancer's second in command, Player 1 + Player 2. Things went in a very unexpected direction, however, when P1P2 apparently tried to woo BACON\_A because he "cant stop thinking about sexy rabbit hips". Trying to awkwardly diffuse the situation, Lou mediated the situation and ran as far away from the flower as possible, all while W2W1 hung her head in shame.

Getting back to the Ashtons, Ashley was able to successfully trick Davis into picking up a fake 500 dollar bill, and headshot him from far away, successfully killing him and becoming Ashton's true counterpart.

Marmot, who had been clamoring to meet her counterpart for over a month, finally met Gopher for the first time, but found that they were surprisingly similar to each other. Realizing that they were the only Tagger/NTagger pair to actually not hate each other, the two sat down for some tea.

Then, a massive item set would be released by Makin' Bacon, concluding the main story of the Invasion. The door to Makin' and Implodes's cell mysteriously opens, and the two take the opportunity to escape. Makin' is able to incapacitate Ashley Devious, their guard, and they begin to make their escape so they can get their revenge on Breakin' and Lou.

Meanwhile on TF2Tags, Lou is berating Breakin' for his lack of research into the taggers, mistaking the metaphor that "nobody can cook" for its literal meaning. Lou expels Breakin' from the FBLS, and reveals in the process that the invasion was a special mission given to him by Mr. Dos himself.

Back on NTF2Tags, Makin' and Implodes reach the portal to TF2Tags, but are mildly inconvenienced by Jessica. Implodes, whose capture was evidently a secret, is able to trick Jessica into believing that Makin' is actually an NTagger, and Jessica lets them pass, giving Implodes a kiss on the cheek before leaving, which makes the latter blush. Upon entering TF2Tags, W2W1, who was guarding the portal from the rear, is caught off guard and quickly reports the breach to Lou before she is defeated by Makin'. Breakin', who still wants the invasion to succeed despite being expelled from the FBLS, is quick to respond, but Implodes tosses a jar of Mad Milk at him which extinguishes his valve quality effect, rendering him unique. This causes the bacon he was breakin' to stop burning, and after tasting the sweet euphoria of bacon for the first time, begins to transform into a Golden Frying Pan like Makin'. Makin' tells Implodes to go on ahead and get to Lou while he deals with his counterpart. The taste of Bacon proves to be too much for Breakin', and his mind begins to devolve into AFI-speak. The two duel with their respective pans, but are evenly matched. Realizing that it's too close, Makin' unleashes his "secret attack" and calls both A Fucking Idiot and Sensible Haircut to come to his aid, and together the trio are able to successfully kill Breakin'.

Meanwhile, Marmot and Gopher continue to enjoy tea time.

Meanwhile, Walumancer is still on the run, trying to find a way to save Makin' from the TF2Tags side, before Lou confronts him. Lou reveals that his entire caps-lock screaming justice schtick was a farce, and tells Walumancer that he will not be able to teleport out of the room because he had W2W1 fill the room with gas that prevents it, and the two start fighting. Walumancer reveals he had already input the code to free Makin' and that Lou only had 3 minutes before the cell doors opened. The two have an intense brawl, but with thirty seconds left, Lou is able to incapacitate Walumancer long enough to stop the countdown. Lou cackles in victory, the effects of the gas begin to wear off, and Walu starts to summon the full might of the Wahfia and Spaghetto, and tells Lou that even if he somehow defeats all of them, there was no way he could defeat Jesse.

Then, Implodes shows up to confront Lou, who is shocked that she was free despite stopping the countdown. It turns out that Walumancer had already freed them, and was merely stalling Lou so that they could arrive. Lou attempts to sic Gopher on them, but he refuses, preferring to enjoy his tea with Marmot. Lou instead sends Critaporter and Outcast Maker, but Critaporter is quickly killed when Implodes drinks him and, gaining minicrits, bashes Outcast Maker's face in with her baseball bat. Before she can face Lou, however, Lou snaps her neck, killing her. As Makin', AFI, and Sensible are making their way to the scene, Lou summons Nam\_Yar to intercept them while he goes to find Jesse. While initially extremely intimidating to Makin' and Sensible, AFI quickly dispatches Nam\_Yar and eats him whole, much to the other two's horror.

Lou makes his way to Jesse and confronts him. Jesse initially starts to treat the situation with Mettaton-levels of glitz and glamour, but upon seeing that it's an NTagger, begins to mock Lou by saying he's just from that "shitty AU Bacon made". Lou believes he is trying to trick him, but is quickly found to be outnumbered as Makin' and Walumancer return, accompanied by their Wahfian and Spaghetto legions. Makin' distracts Lou long enough for Jesse to get behind him and rip his spine out.

Hours later, a now spineless Lou reports his failures to Mr. Dos. Jessica attempts to downplay his failure, but Lou insists that he bear the full brunt of the punishment. Dos asks how many NTaggers were killed, and Lou confirms that nearly everyone who physically went into TF2Tags was killed or left behind, with only himself and (later revealed) W2W1 making it back alive. Seeing the losses to his userbase as too great, especially considering he had lost two members of the Council of Eight (Gopher and Critaporter), Mr. Dos decides to suspend NTF2Tags indefinitely. The Invasion had failed.

In the aftermath of the Invasion, it was of course revealed that several NTaggers did not die, but were left behind regardless. One was Ms. Originaldog, who was revealed to actually have been Mr. Copycat the entire time, and that Ms. Originaldog stealing his account was nothing but a ploy. Not long after this, Mr. Copycat would retire as the site's conspiracy theorist. Shutdown and Gopher were both also shown to have been alive and well, but following the Invasion's failure they both seemingly faded into obscurity, keeping their heads down for the rest of their lives.

Back with the remaining NTaggers, Lou makes a log entry about what had become of the NTaggers following Mr. Dos's suspension of the site. The NTaggers were sent to an odd dimension and were told that they could only bring three things each with them. Most brought food and supplies, but Lou and Puri-San brought equipment to try and rebuild the portal and try invading once more. Jessica is trying to keep morale up, but it isn't working. Worst of all, it seems that Walumancer had seemingly transmitted a disease to some of the NTaggers, turning them into pale purple Waluigi fans. Later, after meeting with the elites of the FBLS, W2W1 reports that Bacon\_A was left behind. Lou is able to use what must be a cross-dimensional cell-phone to call Autumn, who confirms that she is perfectly alright. Lou tell her to stay alive until he can return to rescue her.

Autumn would become an "active" tagger after this. Egg-Z would occasionally switch between his "Springer" personal and his "Autumn" persona throughout his tagging career after this, to the point where Autumn essentially became a canonized part of his identity.

### Post-Invasion

Another SFM poster, also made by Le Tryhard Hunter, was made for NTF2Tags. This poster contained many more people, including Thy Hunted Tryhard, Implodes, Blast, Meta Breakers, Makin' Bacon, Outcast Makers, Breakin' Bacon, Legownz and Megablokownz. This was a relatively large-scale project made for NTF2Tags.

On the 17th July 2016, submission limits were once again broken in TF2Tags, however, unlike the Taggening, the complete opposite happened, where submission limits did not count submissions and taggers could post indefinitely. This was the first ever example of an NTF2Tags event becoming reality. This is when most new taggers got their AUs.

Nearly 6 years on since the last mention of NTF2Tags, resident paint drinker Pain decided to run his own version of April Fools Week for 2022 on the new site, Tags.TF. Lying amongst the many rules for the contest was a rule that required participants to change their on-site name to the *opposite*, the opposite being whatever they deemed it to be. Despite the glaring similarities, Pain would later confirm that he had no idea that NTF2Tags was even a thing, or that it was remotely similar to his idea, as he wasn't present on the old site. Besides this, an oversight declared that it didn't have to be directly NTF2Tags, as the individual was able to choose what their opposite was. This was the closest the new site would ever come to having it's own NTF2Tags event.

## AU Taggers

Listed below are the AU versions of the major taggers, with their altered names, representative items, and dispositions explained.

A Fucking Idiot = **A Fucking Genius**

* Representative Item: The Braniac Hairpiece
* Still highly respected, but for being a Relk-level quality tagger rather than an avant-garde shitposter.
* Speaks in entirely normal capitalization.

Acquiesce = **Tergiverse**

* A dick.
* Banned from the NTF2Tags Wiki.

Ass Ketchup = **Dick Mustard**

* Genderflipped.
* Has a complete ocean of fetishes, maybe enough to rival TGR.
* Hates Thy Hunted Tryhard to no end.
* On the flip side, she likes Kokogumi's NTF2Tags self (whatever the hell that is), and wishes they would stay on the site and post reguraly.
* Loves activities such as playing football, watching new Nickelodeon shows like Dog With a Blog, and eating Brussels sprouts.
* Can play the majority of instruments very well, except for percussion.
* Is one of the least active posters on the site.

Ashton\_Doovis = **Ashley\_Devious/Davis\_Austin**

* A rare example of someone with two counterparts.
* Davis\_Austin is represented by a Violet Stoat Shako with the Searing Plasma Effect. He hates animals, dislikes everyone, and swears a lot. He was the first NTags counterpart created.
* Ashley\_Devious is represented by an Orange Stoat Shako with the Hellfire Effect. She also hates animals, but hunts taggers instead. She is also seemingly craftier than Davis, as she was able to kill him.

Blast = **Implodes**

* Representative Item: The Rotation Sensation
* Female.
* Is downright maniacal, insane, chaotic, hateful, and heavily prone to senseless violence. Essentially, Jesse.
* Calmed down A LOT over the years, and has since left her violent past behind.

Bloo Kirby = **Redd Metaknight**

* A glitch in the code of NTF2Tags caused his Steam profile and other various social media accounts to be displayed on his NTF2Tags profile page, along with private credentials like account passwords. It has since been recently fixed.
* Loathes Doogle- more than anything.

Bonkspenser = **Critaporter**

* Representative Item: Crit-a-Cola
* Responsible for chasing away a massive number of taggers at one point of time. Still gets hate for it.
* Homophobic.
* Hates Gopher (Marmot).

CP1228 = **PC1337**

* Hates Megablokownz (Legownz) in real life.
* Credited for introducing A Fucking Genius (A Fucking Idiot) to the site for the first time.

Crimson Blitz = **Cobalt Bastion**

* Representative Item: Unusual Mountebank's Masque (Arcana Effect)
* Likes the color blue.
* Enjoys stirring up trouble in NTF2Tags, specifically getting taggers to flamewar against each other.
* Can't make a good pun for shit.

Danjin, Master of Skelenomics = **Puri-San, Fleshitics Amateur**

* Representative Item: The Creature's Grin (A Deep Commitment to Purple)
* Extremely active tagger.
* Usually causes lots of shitstorms.
* Has no idea how to govern fleshlings.

Digi\_ = **Integr\_**

* Is a moderator of NTF2Tags.
* Hates being one.

Dr. Dos = **Mr. Dos**

* Representative Item: Self-Made Heavy's Hockey Hair (Pink as Hell)
* Actually not much different from normal Dos.
* Discusses with NTaggers often.
* Assumedly enjoys the community.

DudeTheNinja - DudetteTheAssassin

* Gender-swapped, and looks like she came out of an anime.
* Is still a weeb, but more private about it
* Has a slight interest in sport (but still not many)
* Is secretly a robot and thinks stick figures are attractive
* Can see literally every colour in the electromagnetic spectrum
* MUCH more social
* Favourite colour is light turquoise

EGG-Z = **BACON\_A**

* Representative Item: Max's Severed Head (Color No. 216-190-216)
* Female.
* Hates Dungeons & Dragons.
* Goes by the persona of a female Lagermorph called Autumn. (This is to avoid confusion between her and Breakin' Bacon)
* As of 2016, is in a joke relationship with vulture\_prime.
* One of the few NTaggers to remain on TF2Tags after the Invasion.

Expand = **Retract**

* Representative Item: Trophy Belt (The Value of Teamwork - BLU)
* TF2NNN is largely unchanged between universes.

Fancytag/Fancymann = **Untidytag**/**Untidygirll**

* Representative Item: Essential Accessories
* Genderflipped to female.
* Lazy, but wise and mature. Kinda like Sans from Undertale.
* Has a fish fetish, but never tells anyone about it.
* Is best friends with AWorkingNearby, but secretly hates him.

Jesse = **Jessica**

* Representative Item: Several (like Jesse), but are always Pink as Hell. Includes The Flap Jack, Surgeon's Stahlhelm, and The Pyrotechnic Tote.
* Genderflipped to female.
* Emotionally level-headed and *not insane*, and naively optimistic.
* Very kindhearted and always willing to lend a hand to those in need.
* The only person in NTF2Tags who likes Nam\_Yar. There are no romantic elements between the two.
* Enjoys Bucket Jokes, Bananas, and Original Jokes.
* Prefers Undyne.

John Kennedy = **George Bush**

* Representative Item: Big Daddy
* Creator of the TF2Tags Manga.
* Member of the Parallel Universe Council of Presidents, along with every other President of the United States.
* He has a habit of taking TF2Tags too seriously.

Legownz = **Megablokownz**

* Representative Item: Unusual Bombing Run (Massed Flies) (Lime)
* A frequent spammer who hates item sets.
* Is trying very, very hard to sell his Unusual Co-Pilot, but to no avail.
* Despite such a long name, nobody has ever misspelt his name before.

Le Tryhard Hunter = **Thy Hunted Tryhard**

* Representative Item: Pyromancer's Mask (Lime)
* Speaks entirely in Shakespearian English.
* Creator of Relaxing Poetry of TF2.

Lt. Col. Problem (G-Swizzle) = **Sgt. Solution (T-Fizzle)**

* A liberal, conservative hating Soap Box Sadie
* Is always on and has knows all of the site's happenings when they first develop.
* An anti-american communist.
* Part-time rapper. Extremely bad at rapping.
* Megablokownz (Legownz) adores her profile picture.
* Was a Staff Sergeant at one point, but was demoted due to endangering a mission.
* An unbearable weeaboo.

Makin' Bacon = **Breakin' Bacon/ Spooky Cookie**

* Representative Item: Valve Frying Pan
* Hella boring and normal.
* Created the terrorist group known as "ONISIS," a group of people who worship Onion-san, from the parallel-universe Undertale (also known as "Underfell").
* Hates Implodes.
* Sexually identifies as a pacifist grill.
* Trivia: Parallel bacon is a cookie since you bake cookies but cook bacon.
* Always criticizes taggers but still gets critbombs for it. (Get it? *Crit*icize? Ahahaha fuck you then.)
* Is good friends with Outcast Maker.

Marmot = **Gopher**

* Representative Item: Chucklenuts (Team Spirit BLU)
* Record holder of shortest and sharpest inhales on NTF2Tags.
* Hates Overwatch.
* Surprisingly similar to Marmot otherwise.
* Is dating a female NTagger, likely not Critaporter due to the latter hating Gopher and being male.

Meta Breakers = **Outcast Maker**

* Everyone loves her.
* Is an Anti-Brony.
* Loves it when people make tags that parody her own.
* Was once told that it wasn't normal for people to parody other people's tags, but she took it **VERY** well.

Mettallux - Napstastor

* Genderflipped to Female
* Is a pink ghost
* Happy, optimistic, etc.
* Can play wind instruments amazingly
* Hates games like Cave Story, Undertale, and Terraria
* Only listens to music by actual bands, barely ever 8-bit
* Dislikes anime

Mr. Copycat = **Ms. Originaldog**

* Representative Item: Unusual Madame Dixie (Circling Peace Time)
* Female.
* Everything in life is simple for her.
* Allergic to Spies and Cats.
* Still makes copycat submissions, but fully believes that they're original. No self-awareness.
* Mistakes all overused and unoriginal tags as original and hilarious.
* Has one of those motherly southern belle personalities.

M3Lucas = **EBNess**

* Unusual Backwards Ballcap (Green Energy)
* Knows exactly what he's doing
* Hardly ever spams.
* Makes tags about the *Mother* series often.

Player 1 + Player 2 = **Watcher 2 - Watcher 1**

* Representative Item: Pocket Villains or the Made Man
* Female.
* Owns eleven PhDs, and often hailed as one of the most reasonable individuals on the site.
* An international vegetable.
* Is a Rose.

PyroDillon = **CryoDillion**

* Has an unusual grilled cheese fetish.
* Can't play the trombone very well.
* Not embarrassed by anything.
* Despite being an AU tagger, he still likes and dislikes the same taggers as his counterpart. (PyroDillon).

Qror = **Kmeow**

* His submissions are barely humorous and usually nonsensical.
* Extremely active in the NTF2Tags community, with many friends.

Reboot = **Shutdown**

* Representative Item: Unusual Cadet Visor (Terror-Watt) (Indubitably Green).
* Athletic.
* Contrary to the name, actually good with computers.
* Likes missbombing people.
* Watcher 2 - Watcher 1 loves his SFM posters.

Relk\_Cehi = **Nam\_Yar**

* Representative Item: Valve Stainless Pot
* Name changes can vary. **iHec\_kler** is another common name.
* An infamous serial shitposter.
* Often portrayed as getting banned from the site due to being extremely inflammatory.
* Lover of all things fun and memey.
* Makes 'mooing' noises.

SaturnCaine = **JupiterAbel**

* Representative Item: Unusual Gentleman's Gatsby (Purple Energy) (The Value of Teamwork RED)
* Hates when people make puns of his name.
* Hates the color green and will actively attack those who defend it.

Sensible Haircut = **Irrational Haircut**

* Representative Item: Bullet Buzz (Pink as Hell)
* Name changes often vary.
* A stereotypical weeaboo, akin to popular perception of TheGamingRemote.
* Often speaks in dubious Japanese.
* After a drink out with Mr. Dos, Irrational's profile has been set to be unbannable by anyone until 2050 after getting banned multiple times by moderator Integr\_ (Digi\_) for his obnoxious weebness.

Shakkari - Mansionari

* Hates everything
* Has no good grammar
* Comments "bad" on every post

Smash Z = **Construct A**

* Representative Item: Bonk Batter's Backup (The Value of Teamwork BLU)
* Very subdued and rational.
* Constantly shitposts every day and loves drama.
* Shifts into 'Minimum Underdrive' where he will display infamous periods of inactivity and deleting his own items en masse, first displayed during the Taggergeddon.
* Terrible at playing "Cards For Humanity".

Tanner = **Palie**

* Representative Item: The Bat Outta Hell (Demoman Style)
* Skin is actually tanned.
* Athletic and popular.
* Obsessed with being "cool". Thinks eyepatches are very cool.

Teaquin = **Coffeequin**

* A legendary hero of TF2Tags. Bestowed with the highest of respects.
* Pioneered the controversial Critbomb.
* All his tags have over 100 crits.
* Will forever be missed. Rip.
* *"Actually, I take that back. A huge "Thank you!" to Coffeequin."* - Megablokownz (Legownz) in his 'Fuck You' speech, July 6th 2015

TheGamingRemote = **AWorkingNearby**

* Representative Item: Soldier's Stash
* Extremely patriotic and unforgiving, especially towards weeaboos. Akin to Sensible Haircut.
* Pretty much a copy of Sensible.

TheOnlyGuyEver = **TheEveryGirlNever**

* Representative Item: The Geisha Boy
* Stereotypically girly. Like, Valley Girly.
* Jessica is her role model.

The Best Thing Since Bread = The Worst Thing Since Meat

* Female.
* Grammar is utter shit.
* Surprisingly calm and emotionally stable.
* Is a weeaboo who watches unhealthy amounts of anime in excess.
* Wears bright, flashy colors such as The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime.
* Takes things literally.
* Hates spicy food.
* Is a spy main.
* Is highly active...with shitposts.
* Is social, but dislikes nearly everyone
* Loathes vulture\_prime and Eagle\_composite.

Timberwoof = **Metalmeow**

* Representative Item: Catastrophic Companions
* Is the most active tagger currently on the site.
* Hates Undertale with a passion.
* Wants to shut down the NTF2Tags Wiki.

Twelve Hour Respawn = **Twelve Second Death**

* Representative Item: Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
* White as hell.
* Has a very bad crit-to-tag ratio. Like, the lowest on NTF2Tags.

vulture\_prime = **Eagle Composite**

* No emotions. Obeys Lou E. Gee with no questions.
* Gets along very well with Breakin' Bacon
* Despite his cold, unfeeling nature, he actually is very well structured.
* Hates new taggers to no end and has no mercy for them whatsoever.
* Has no attraction to female rabbits.
* He hates TV, especially cartoons with a passion.
* Loves "graphic novels" (Comics).

Walumancer = **Lou E. Gee**

* Unusual Plumber's Cap (Demonflame) (Indubitably Green)
* Director of the F.B.L.S. (Federal Bureau of Lotsa Spaghetti).
* Completely insane agent obsessed with anything crime related, and he sees crime EVERYWHERE. Terminates everything he thinks is evil with zero tolerance.
* Mortal enemy is Normal Waluigi. ('Normal Waluigi' is the NTags version of the former minor tagger Krazy Weegee, which caused the Wahfia to gain so many taggers in the first place.)