Max

(Made in Picrew)

### Aliases

Max, God of Pirates, Maximus, Deadman Squiffy (please don't call him Deadman Squiffy)

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

The Fiery Pits of the Underworld but his mom made him move to Heterovalley

## Basic Information

Max is an aroace trans boy, and also the God of Pirates. He uses he/him pronouns.

He did some nasty dirty passive aggressive stuff to anger a powerful mythical being and got cursed by them, so he is now forced to stay in the form of an apathetic teenage emo boy with a god complex. Unsurprisingly, he's not upset by it, since now he doesn't have to get hormone therapy or surgery to look the way he wants to.

He lives in Mermaid Cavern, a gross empty cave with torches on the walls and a small river flowing through it. His huge pirate ship (which he lives in although he could just live on land instead of a boat in a cave) is docked in the cave. Right now he's on pirate hiatus and it is unknown when he will next allow his ship to see the light of day.

He also has a cat named Dirty who kind of just does her own thing most of the time but she loves licking people's noses.

He heavily approves of the game Sea of Thieves despite almost never remembering if the i goes before or after the e.

He really likes marigolds and chickens and the smell of new tires.

## Appearance

Max has brown hair that he spends hours working on in the morning to look perfectly fluffy and messy, he is a huge fan of flannel, wears glasses that he doesn't actually need that have no lenses, and has bluish-gray eyes. He also has small hands and prefers to wear a little crown, and wears baggy jeans and converse with beads on the laces.

On special occasions such as parties and godly meetings, he will switch to wearing a hat taken straight out of Pirates of the Carribean and eyeliner that will make James Charles jealous. Other than that, he will dress like you would expect a pirate to dress.

When it's hot out, he will wear a hawaaian shirt over a t-shirt, jean shorts, bunchy socks, and his usual shoes.

His true form kinda looks like Captain Jack Sparrow if he was played by me irl instead of Johnny Depp.

## Personality

Max is a goofball and a party animal, and will often do dangerous and stupid things out of sudden impulses. He doesn't really care if he gets hurt as long as he had a good time doing said dangerous and stupid thing.

He will absolutely refuse to act normally in a photo. Ask his mom. It's a real issue.

When he sees someone in need, he can be very kind and very empathetic. He likes to play games and pretend like a tough boy, but violence towards his comrades on Mount Gay makes him upset, and he will work very hard to make sure that his siblings in the LGBTQ+ community are safe and feel loved. He will protect Mount Gay with his life.

As the God of Pirates, he enjoys sailing on the open seas, breathing in the fresh air, and stealing chickens from locals. Also gold and treasure I guess.

## Trivia

* Pirates were extremely gay. Pirates were so gay. Women weren't typically on pirate ships, so the men on the ships just dated other men. Gay pirates.
* Dirty is based off of my cat irl, and I got her name after putting her real name into a pirate name generator thingy