Ivan Orseolo

**Ivan Orseolo** is a vodka and pizza infused man who's trapped in a dimension.

## **History**

### **2097**

**Ivan** have heard the rumors of a certain book that once you read all of it, and you wish something afterwards, the wish will be granted 2 days later. Unfortunately, he wasn't the only one that heard the news. Most of Northern Italy did, and this have created many unrest across the place. Unfortunately, many of them were armed, and fighting each other. When **Ivan** have reached the location of the book, a battle was going on where various groups have began fighting each other, in order to get the book. **Ivan** have got a hold of a pistol and an assault rifle from a corpse he have looted, and is rumored that he have cleared the site by himself. He took, and kept the book, but have forgot to wish something. After 2 days, the book have triggered some sort of a failsafe, as the first letters of all sentences picked up the color of green, and when read out it said "THE GATEWAY IS AT THE COLD PLACE IN THE NORTH OF NORTH OF NORTH PLEASE PROCEED THERE TO REACH THE DIMENSION AND REACH COMPLETE HAPPINESS AND FURTHER WISHES TO BE FULFILLED IF NOT THE FORCES OF THE DIMENSION COMPLETELY DESTROYS THIS WRETCHED PLANET AND THE INHABITANTS OF IT THANK YOU FOR READING" **Ivan** had a common sense, and he knew this book was serious. This meant, that he will go to "the north of north of north" the book mentions, a nice place called Yakutsk. However, travelling such insane distances take a lot of time.

### **2098**

**Ivan** was wandering in the city of Pripyat, where he was ambushed by a group of humanoid entities, that has no physical differences between them. They seemed human, but they weren't actually humans, and they took quite the beating. Nevertheless, **Ivan**, after 3 hours of shooting at the humanoid entities, have moved on, and have found a functional vehicle, but took a quick detour in Chernobyl, to visit the power plant, which was a mistake, as he have found more humanoid entities, that weren't human and extremely radioactive. As he have went deeper and deeper, he have encountered more strange and even stranger things, before finally getting bored and continued towards Yakutsk. When he arrived there, the city was already overwhelmed by strange beings of alien and seemingly out of this world origin. **Ivan** applied bullets on them as needed, but they seemingly never stopped coming and everyone has to be on constant alert on when do they attack. This would require **Ivan** many bottles of vodka to be awake all day, but due to his visit in Pripyat, his body has been genetically modified in such a way that he does not require sleeping at all.

### **2099**

After possibly 93123 times of attacks, the 93124th attack on Yakutsk was on the way, only for it to be a failure once again. However, this time **Ivan** and several others have run into the portal for an expedition, only for **Ivan** to be the only one to return, and what he have seen, the things there are extremely weird. This scarred him mentally, being the sole reason of him turning out to be extremely unhealthy alcoholic. However, the attacks had to be stopped. **Ivan** have ordered that the portal must be exploded after he have entered it and every being from it has to be destroyed first. In the later, **Ivan** himself have took part in killing remaining beings that came from the portal. There was a total amount of 500 hiding around in Yakutsk. Once they were killed, **Ivan** have stepped into the portal, not knowing that it exploded 3 seconds after he have entered, and only to be never seen by anyone, ever again.