Locus: Talking Shit

**Locus:** \*Walks out as Meta is doing that\* What the actual fuck...

**Meta:** \*Shrugs shoulders\*

**Locus:** Meta why...?

**Meta:** \*Shrugs\*

**Locus:** You have got to be the second most annoying pest here.

**Sigma:** Oh really? Who is the first?

**Locus:** That would be you program. You are literally a translator fro a mute 3 year old.

**Sigma:** What the hell crawled up your ass?

**Locus:** What the hell possessed him to break the Tv?

**Sigma:** The fact that nobody here does anything but leave.

**Locus:** Maybe you still have control issues?

**Sigma:** HEY don't question my control.

**Locus:** Sorry to break it to you, but there is no AI in the TV Sigma. Maybe the Fridge has some?

**Sigma:** ...

**Locus:** Or the toaster? Oh! The Car!

**Sigma:** You're asking for an ass whooping.

**Locus:** \*Shrugs\* Would be more action than a mute and a shitty AI could ever get.

**Sigma:** That's it.

**Santa:** Time to mess up a Meta wannabe.

**Meta:** \*Drops chainsaw\*

**Locus:** \*Fake shivers\* Oh my, I'm going to get beat up by Santa and his fucked up partners.

**Meta:** \*Cracks neck\*

**Locus:** Here I have a gift!

**Santa:** Keep running your goddamn mouth Locus, that's all you're good for.

**Locus:** \*Slowly moves hand around as if winding something up before stopping to extend his middle finger\* TA-DA!

**Sigma:** I'm so done with your ass today.

**Meta:** \*Cracks knuckles\*

**Locus:** Hey Sigma, how does an EMP feel? I'd never know...

**Meta:** \*runs and shoulder charges Locus\*

**Sigma:** I don't know, how'd that feel?

**Locus**: Slowly coughs after he gets back up\* You hit like Carolina, and she sucks.

**Sigma:** Let's see you hit harder.

**Locus:** \*Cracks knuckles\* With pleasure you stupid program. \*Picks up a chair and slams it over Meta's head smashing it to bits and then punching him in the gut\*

**Meta:** Slouches over then stands back up\*

**Sigma:** So that's how you want to play it? Very well

**Locus:** \*Shrugs\* All is fair in love and war sweetheart.

**Meta:** \*Picks up a half of the destroyed couch and hits Locus with it\*

**Locus:** \*Flies across room slamming into the wall and falling to floor\* Fuuuck that almost hurt...

**Sigma:** Wait till you feel the punchline.

**Locus:** We telling jokes like Wyoming now? Cause I hear he has better humor than you. \*Slowly gets up\*

**Sigma:** Fine \*Rips door off hinges\* Knock knock \*Throws door at Locus\*

**Locus:** Who's there? \*Gets hit with door\*

**Sigma:** Meta

**Meta:** \*Walks towards Locus\*

**Locus**:\*Kicks door back at Meta\* Meta who? Metabig Bitch?

**Meta:** \*Gets hit by door and staggers a bit\*

**Sigma:** Metabig bitch who saw your fun room time with the doc last night.

**Locus:** \*Laughs\* What fun? \*Throws a glass at Meta\*

**Meta:** \*Slaps cup down\*

**Sigma:** Thirsty are we?

**Locus:** \*Throws random plates and cups\* Thought I'd take you out to dinner before you roughed me up.

**Meta:** \*Gets hit by a few but knocks others down\*

**Sigma:** Fine but you're paying.

**Locus:** \*Stop and looks at him\* Man you're a treat. \*Picks up and throws table\*

**Meta:** \*Catches table and throws it back\*

**Locus:** \*Ducks\* Hey I haven't paid that off yet!

**Meta:** \*Runs and push kicks Locus\*

**Sigma:** It will be even longer with the medical bill.

**Locus:** \*slides across room grabbing bits of broken glass\* I have insurance, they will cover if I say I was attacked by a little bitch.

**Meta:** \*Runs and grabs Locus' face and swings him around and throws him across room\*

**Sigma:** Do they cover that?

**Locus:** \*Throws glass shards while flying across room\* Maybe? \*slams into wall leaving an impression of his suit before falling to floor\*

**Meta:** \*Gets impaled by a few shards\*

**Locus:** \*Coughs heavily\* What's it like having zero smart voices in your head? Must be pretty bad since you can't voice your own stupidity.

**Sigma:** Ya know you're really pissing me off.

**Meta:** \*Walks over to Locus\*

**Locus:** \*Staggers to feet getting in fighting stance\* Oh are you a little... Sensitive? Guess loosing your power does that to a bitch.

**Sigma:** Ya know I've never heard you talk this much...

**Meta:** \*Swings some punches towards his face\*

**Locus:** \*Dodges a few and takes one\* Well I never had much to say ti- \*punch sends Locus flying\*

**Sigma:** Time to end this

**Meta:** \*Walks towards Locus\*

**Locus:** \*Gets up and staggers towards Meta\* Bring it... Bitch. \*throws a punch\*

**Meta:** \*Grabs punch\*

**Meta:** \*Slowly twists hand\*

**Locus:** \*Falls to knees whispering\* You're a bitch...

**Sigma:** \*Whispers\* We know...

**Meta:** \*Lifts arm up and swings punch to the right side of Locus' face\*

**Locus:** \*Collapses to floor, knocked unconscious, only held up by Meta holding his arm\*

**Meta:** \*Drops arm\*

**Locus:** \*Falls to floor completely\*

**Meta:** \*Thinks\* That was a good fight. \*Doesn't make any noise\*

**Meta:** \*Goes to room\*