Curious George-Friend Secrets

Made on August 23, 2020

Does anybody remember the television show on PBS called Curious George? It's a show about a monkey who goes to all of these places and deals with real life situations. There was a unaired episode that was so fucked up I had to tell someone. You might be wondering, "How do I know of this unaired episode?" Well, I used to work at PBS studios. There was a man who was a lead animator for a Curious George special, which was supposed to revive the struggling franchise in 2013. His name was Jimmy. He would work day after day in an isolated room, designing a special that would "blow our minds", as he said. He indeed blew our minds, but not in an amazed way. In a sick, twisted way.

One day, he rounded up the cast and crew of the show to watch his final product. He gave us two DVDs and then left for unknown reasons. We put the first DVD in to see our guaranteed masterpiece of an episode. If only we knew what would would befall.

The first DVD started. It had the normal theme song for Curious George, and it brought back memories of past episodes for me. A title card appeared, and it said "Friend Secrets". The episode began with George in a hospital and The man with the yellow hat was sitting beside him in a rocking chair. Our first look at George was horrifying. He was on life support and he looked pale, somewhat in a ghost-like form. He had a bandage on the right side of his face. He was doing a mix of coughing and crying. He then asked the man with his Chuck Norris voice a question.

"Ted! Why would she do that to us?" The man answered, "I don't know george I just..." The tape keep looping. "I...I...I...I..." It then it went to a shot of their house in a flashback, I presumed. Professor Wiseman was in the kitchen cooking something, when the man walked in with a depressed and somewhat scary look. He had dark rings around his eyes and had no eyebrows. He was sobbing. "The results came back from the hospital... George has AIDS." His sobbing increased, but somehow wiseman seemed unfazed. Was she in shock? She just walked out of the room and began dusting around the house.

She noticed the man's wallet on the table in the living room. Inside of it she saw a used condom that had semen drizzling from it. It prompted the man next to me to say "What the fuck?" Inside the wallet, there was a phone number that belonged to Maggie Dunlop, Ted's wife in the movie. Professor Wiseman confronted the man with the yellow hat and slapped him across the face with the condom. He then picked it up to throw at her, but it missed and stuck to the wall. This is when the confrontation started. "What the hell is this?!", Professor Wiseman said.

"I don't know.", said the man.

"Yes you do, you man whore."

"It's not like I get any from you anymore, since i had the fucking monkey. I told you to abort them. Hell, I would have shoved a vaccum cleaner into your pussy to get them out of there, but no, you wouldn't let me you stupid bitch!"

Professor Wiseman began to sob, and she put her hands over her eyes. Meanwhile, The man with the yellow hat went over to the crock pot that she had on the stove he slammed it on the ground and doorman’s dog, Hundley, fell out. The argument continued.

"What the fuck is this you crazy slut?", The man said.

"Oh I'm the Slut? You are the one sleeping with your wife.", wiseman said.

"Excuse me if I think he has Medical Disorder or some shit like that. He would never pass normally so I became the teacher and taught Maggie Dunlop reading, writing, and sucking my cock."

"You're a monster!"

"Yeah, and you're a cunt, now freaking live with it." The man with the yellow hat ended the argument with that.

We were all in shock by what we just heard. One of the other men began to look for Jimmy.

Professor Wiseman lifted her hands from her face and her eyes were blood red. She took a knife from the kitchen and stormed past the man and ran out the door. Down from the stairs came George and Allie. They said "Ted, why were you and wiseman yelling?" He responded by saying "Because wiseman has lost her mind." The next scene was Professor Wiseman busting open the door of the preschool. Maggie Dunlop saw her red eyes and she said "Oh god." Wiseman saw the kids around her.

She ordered them to line up against the wall, Maggie included. The first one to go was Marco. He was stabbed in the back and had his spine ripped out. His guts fell from his back into a pile with steam lines above it. She then went on to stab Betsy, Vicky and Vinny. She then went up to Maggie and cut her head off and ripped her vaginal tubes open. She then put her severed head inside of it. We were all terrified at this point. The cast left and most of the crew did too. There only two other people, and me.

Professor Wiseman went back to the house. George and the man with the yellow hat were in the basement, but Allie wasn't there. She went into her room to sleep. Professor Wiseman went upstairs and saw her sleeping. She then put a pillow over her head and suffocated her. Allie was dead.

It went back to the show. Professor Wiseman slaughtered The Renkins and was wearing the face of Mrs. Renkins as a mask. I almost shit myself. The cops abruptly showed up and tried to put Professor Wiseman in handcuffs, but she stabbed an officer in the throat and began to eat him.

Another officer took out a double barrel shotgun and blew the top of her face off. It then cut to a picture of Professor Wiseman head blown of, but the bottom half remained there. Her tounge was flapping out of her head and her eyes could be seen in all of the mess. It then cut to a fraction of a second of words on the screen. We rewound the DVD and paused it. It said "I'm coming for you, you crazy dumass".

It then was back to the hospital. George was having surgery to remove the tumor from his body. They had to take his right eye out and then the tumor couldn't be taken out of the body. The medical equipment they used was also dirty so the eye was infected. It then cut back to the original scene and The man with the yellow hat was still saying "I...I...I...Your fucking eye!"

His eye was deformed and grotesque beyond belief. He rushed towards George, but the medical staff came to stop him. He was near a window. "I can't take it anymore. My family killed my spirit. And now I'm gonna die with it." He jumped out of the window and fell to his death. George then took his last breath and passed away. The DVD ended.

We took the DVD and the unwatched one, which said "Friend Secrets Commentary" on it, and threw them in the garbage. We later found out that Jimmy murdered his wife, but was never found. Let me clarify that the DVDs are not destroyed, and they are still out there somewhere. If you see any DVD with Friend Secrets, or Friend Secrets Commentary on it, DO NOT WATCH THEM! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT WATCH THEM!