Arcade

**Arcade** is a single-player mode in *Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl* and *Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2*.

## Gameplay

In Arcade, you must win seven battles against random opponents on random stages. For the 2nd, 4th, and 6th fights, you can choose one of two opponents to face against. If you lose a battle, you can either continue and retry the same fight again, or quit and go back to the character select screen. Completing Arcade will grant several rewards based on the fighter you used, including several Gallery images, the music for their stage in the Jukebox, and a profile icon for Online.

There are also 5 difficulty levels to choose from, which alter the difficulty level of the CPUs as well as how many stocks you and your opponents have.

* Very Easy: Lv. ?; 5 stocks for player, 1 stock for CPU
* Easy: Lv. ?; 4 stocks for player, 2 stocks for CPU
* Medium: Lv. ?; 3 stocks for player & CPU
* Hard: Lv. ?; 3 stocks for player & CPU
* Very Hard: Lv. ?; 3 stocks for player & CPU

You will earn a medal for your fighter depending on what difficulty you completed the mode in. The medal has less detail if you complete it after using at least one continue, however, so you must clear every fight in one try to get the true medal.

## Dialogue

Before every match in Arcade, both fighters exchange a line of dialogue taken from their shows in text. There are several lines that each fighter can say, which are listed below. As of Version 1.0.10, these are now voiced. Said update also added a number of new lines for every character.

Please note they are transcribed exactly as they appear in-game, including any and all grammatical errors. Such lines are indicated with *[sic]*.

### SpongeBob

* You're going down!
* Who put you on this planet??
* If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all of your dreams can come true!
* I'm a good noodle!
* Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli!
* With inaginaaation, you can be anything you want.
* Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.
* Order up!
* I'm not just ready. I'm ready, Freddy!
* Aye-aye, captain!
* And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.
* All I know is fine dining and breathing.
* What could be better than servin' up smiles?
* How tough am I? You got a new bottle of ketchup?
* I'm ready! I'm ready!
* I thought of something funnier than 24... 25!
* Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
* Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.
* Hoppin’ clams!
* Ahoy, matey!
* Ok. Ready in 3. 1... 2... 2 and a half... 2 and three quarters...
* As fry cooks go, I’m hot stuff!
* I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.
* This is the happiest day of my life!
* Wow! I’ve never played extreme jacks before!
* Go Spongebob! Go self!
* Here’s a one-way ticket to Rock Bottom!
* I’m confident in my abilities to successfully succeed!

### Patrick

* The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
* Oh boy, I love being purple!
* OH MY, A QUARTER! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A QUARTER!
* Nobody calls me tubby!
* You guys talk funny! Say more words!
* That's Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to you!
* LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!
* I'm mad. I can't see my forehead.
* Where’s the leak, ma’am?
* You cannot stop the unstoppable.
* Is mayonnaise an instrument?
* Science is like math, but messier!
* Hmmm... I sense no danger here.
* My name’s... not... Riiiccckkkk!!!
* I can’t see my forehead!
* I’m not so sure about this.
* Can I have everybody’s attention?
* I have a head. It ends in a point! Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point!
* I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo.
* Who you callin’ pinhead?
* May I take your hat, sir?
* Duh...
* Mmm... cereal!
* I’m not so sure of this.

### Sandy

* Doggone it!
* Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain!
* I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!!
* I can take care of myself. After all, who's the strongest critter in Bikini Bottom?
* I'll be there faster than a bare-foot jackrabbit on a hot, greasy griddle, in the middle of August!
* YEEEEE-HAW!!
* You're mincemeat!
* There you are, you tail nabbing varmint!
* Meditating gets me all peaceful-like!
* We could be tighter than bark on a tree!
* Why, there’s varmints all over the place here!
* Ya can’t get away now!
* He looks madder than a rattlesnake in a room full of rocking chairs.
* This sure don’t look like any sport I’ve seen before.
* This ain’t my first rodeo. This is my 500th rodeo!
* You are one impressive critter!
* Ill be faster than a wood chip chipin on a woodpecker *[sic]*
* Now you just crossed the border into Hurtville!
* That’s the way the coral crumbles!
* Find the hay in the needle stack!
* I’m as confused as a goat on astroturf.
* Don’t even attempt a Texas saying!
* We both brought our karate gear.
* You been messing with the bull, now here come the horns!
* Back in Texas, I wrangled bulls, and I wrangled worms. As far as I’m concerned, doin’ em together just saves rope.
* Let’s go, you bag of shells!

### Aang

* If you want to be a bender, you have to let go of fear.
* When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.
* The past can be a great teacher.
* It's easy to do nothing. It's hard to forgive.
* We're all connected. Everything is connected.
* I laugh at gravity all the time. Hahaha... gravity.
* Let your anger out, and then let it go.
* If I try, I fail. If I don't try, I'm never going to get it.
* Anyone is capable of great good and great evil.
* I’m from... Kangaroo Island.
* I’m the Avatar. I know about trust.
* Thanks, but I don’t eat meat.
* We’ve all had masters to help us get better.
* Flameo, hotman!
* Everyone has to be treated like they’re worth being giving a chance. *[sic]*
* You might as well relax and enjoy the ride!
* Okay, you caught me. I am the Avatar.
* Will you go penguin sledding with me?

### Toph

* That's how it's done!
* Sounds to me like you're scared!
* I wish you were putting up more of a fight, but it was still fun!
* I love fighting. I love being an Earthbender!
* This is the real deal!
* I am the greatest Earthbender in the world! Don't you ever forget it!
* I’ve held books before, and I gotta tell you. They don’t exactly do it for me.
* I am melon lord!
* Wouldn’t want to have a bird hear us chatting up there and turn us in.
* Hungry for a mudpie?
* You can go ahead and let me drown now.
* I’m standing my own ground.
* Aye aye, captain!
* Yeah! Let’s break some rules!
* You’re a genius!
* Keep your knees high, twinkle toes.
* Leave me alone already!
* I’m beginning to wonder who’s really the blind one around here.
* You got the stuff!
* I’m not looking for anyone’s approval.
* I gotta say. I like the idea of not talking to you.
* You’ve seen nothing once, you’ve seen it a thousand times.

### Korra

* Still think I'm a half-baked Avatar?
* I have a match to go finish.
* Let's cut to the chase and finish this thing!
* Man, I got a good feeling about tonight.
* You know what? I could use some fun!
* Enough talk!
* My gut's telling me it's time to end this - on my terms.
* I'm the Avatar and my era is not over yet.
* This is what I needed to learn.
* OK, I’m ready. Let’s do this.
* I can handle this.
* I’m definitely here to stay.
* Hey! How’d I end up here?
* You can thank me later.
* What did I think? That was amazing!
* Been a real pleasure.
* I’m about as opposite an airbender as you can get.
* Bending is the coolest thing in the world.
* I’m the Avatar. You gotta deal with it!
* I have to find my own path.
* I’ll show you over the line!

### Lincoln Loud

* Flawless hair, check!
* Good thing Ronnie Anne isn't around to know about this.
* Watch out, I'm going to show you no mercy!
* Attack!
* Watch out! Number one baby boy coming through!
* Now, who's ready for some magic?
* Uh huh, work it! This caboose is leaving the station!
* Man with the plan!
* All that stretching really paid off!
* Let's do this!
* Not everyone has my commitment.
* Still isn’t as bad as Lily’s diaper.
* Linconovich Loudinsky. I am new foreign exchange student.
* Awww... do we have to do this now?!
* Fresh energy comin’ atcha!
* I’m a man of few words and even fewer emotions.
* All right party people, I want to see you on the dance floor.
* Some fun, right?
* I’m Ace Savvy. The world’s savviest crime fighter.
* Who’s unlucky? I’m unlucky.
* Dark as night, hair like tar. Take your spooky self to the car.

### Lucy Loud

* Ah, the futility of life.
* I have to tell you about this dream I had last night.
* "Plastic bag blowing in the gutter. Lost and alone like toast without butter."
* "Failure. It is not an option, yet it is something you choose. The man with the plan is destined to lose."
* "Failure. It's all your fault, this streak of bad luck. No escape from this cycle in which you are stuck."
* I've got nothing else to do... besides bear the weight of the world on my shoulders.
* "Failure. You know there is no one else to blame. For the choices you make are always the same."
* Give me a moment and I’ll try and get excited.
* I like all music, as long as it’s dreary.
* Welcome to Madame Lucy’s Chamber of Fortunes.
* Once again your poetic brilliance has put me to shame.
* I can hardly contain myself.
* I need a rhyme for “tomb.”
* I’m standing right here.
* What are you doing here?
* I’m trying to write here.
* Let me write your elegy.
* Are you the one who left brownies in my locker?
* Will you watch Vampires of Melancholia with me?
* This looks fun. May I join?
* The darkest of times... is usually pretty fun!

### Leonardo

* Splinter chose me to be the leader!
* TURTLE POWER!
* My name is Leonardo. My brothers look up to me for leadership.
* We turtles don't know the meaning of the word 'defeat.'
* Anything can be a weapon in the right hands!
* Like Master Splinter said, it's not the weapon that matters, it's the Ninja who wields it.
* Cowabunga!
* Ninja stealth mode!
* Look, trust me when I tell you. You don't want to do this.
* Like Master Splinter says, "A ninja is always prepared."
* Look! Sushi that delivers itself!
* I’ll show you what being a Ninja means!
* I’m ready for anything.
* Now watch a real sensei at work.
* Let’s get this over with. I gotta get home.
* I face my fear every single day.
* It’s okay to be scared.
* You... are seriously twisted.
* I’ve trained for this moment.
* We all deal with stress in different ways.
* We’re supposed to stay away from people.
* It’s all part of my hilarious ‘Let’s all live’ routine.
* I have a bold and daring plan!

### Michelangelo

* GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!!!
* Hey, Dudes! Cowabunga says it all.
* Wise men say, 'forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'
* You think you're tough enough to stand up to my HOT NUNCHUCK FURY?!
* We're lean, we're green, and we're mean!
* They don't call me "Air Mikey" for nothing.
* COWABUNGA!
* It’s go time!
* Maybe I’m not such a screwup after all.
* Aw yeah, son. Never underestimate the water balloon arm!
* (weird babble)
* I am totally stoked!
* I know exactly what to do!
* Hey man. You leave TV out of this.
* I’m a heroooooo!!!
* The enemy of my enemy is my bro!
* This is totally rad!
* I am good to go!!
* We have to be quiet. Ninjas are quiet. Quiet down.
* A lot of stuff here responds to sound.
* Leprechauns aren’t real?!

### April O'Neil

* This is April O'Neil on the top floor.
	+ Prior to Version 1.0.14, this line lacked a period.
* Breaking news!
* The news isn't the only thing breaking tonight.
* This is April O'Neil with breaking news!
* This is April O'Neil, happy hour news, signing off.
* Tune to Channel 6 to get your news fix!
* This is April O'Neil on the scene.
* April O'Neil here, with a Channel 6 update.
* Oh, this is gonna make headlines, all right.
* The news can never lose.
* Think ninja! Think ninja!
* This just in... you’re gonna lose!
* You’re going down!
* Don’t expect this to be easy.
* No one’s going to scoop me on this!
* I’m ready for anything. That’s my job.
* Should we do an interview before or after the battle?
* No one’s gonna scoop me. Not today.
* I gotta hunch this is gonna be big! *[sic]*
* You won’t just be getting hard-hitting questions from me.
* This is April O'Neil, signing off.
* Not to rush you, but hurry up!
* My life has gotten really weird.
* You’re just a bunch of big green sweeties. And you’re the nicest rodent I know!

### Shredder

* There will be no mistake this time. I go myself.
* Like the phoenix, I have risen from the ashes. And into my fire, you shall fall.
* Your skills are impressive, but they will not save you!
* Prepare to know why they call me the Shredder.
* I've molded myself into perfection. Look upon me and know fear.
* There is no place you can run, no place you can hide where I will not find you. You think you are ready to face me?
* In this pathetically weak world, only the strongest rise to heights of great power.
* The time for games has ended.
* Prepare to face your destiny, and your doom.
* I am a destroyer of worlds, and I fear no one!
* Now I will finish what I started.
* The winner is the one who is prepared to do what the loser is not.
* You are here because the outside world rejects you.
* You will either serve me, or fall by my hand.
* Since I was a boy, I have seen this very vision: the world in chaos! It is the beginning of the end.
* I have no time for idle threats.
* Tonight I dine on turtle soup.
* Feel my power!
* Only effort, discipline and loyalty earn the right to wear the dragon doji.
* You are a rat who has been caught in my trap.
* Let me welcome you properly.

### Ren & Stimpy

* I've had eet with you! *[spoken by Ren]*
* It's not I who am crazy, it's I who am mad! *[spoken by Ren]*
* We'll teach you to be happy! *[spoken by Ren]*
* Ren: YOU WORM!!
* Ren: YOU! YOU'RE the culprit!
* Ren: Stimpy! ACTIVATE THE PLOT DEVICE!
* Ren: Oh, what I'm gonna do to you.
* Ren: Hey, buddy! Yeah you, pal! Look at you, when I'm talkin' to me!
* Ren: What’s de matter with you man? Have you no sense of hygiene?
* Ren: What the—?
* Ren: I won’t let you take my ice cream bar away from me!
* Ren: Don’t listen to him, he’s a good guy but not quite right in the head.
* Ren: We’ll have none of your shenanigans!
* Ren: Oh no you don’t!
* Stimpy: Happy happy! Joy joy!
* Stimpy: You know, Ren? I think this’ll be loads of fun!
* Stimpy: Awww, Ren. Do we have to do this now? I’m tired!
* Stimpy: Oh joy!
* Stimpy: Hey Ren, is that your uncle Eddie?
* Stimpy: Cadet Stimpy, reporting for duty!
* Stimpy: It’s my first first material possession. *[sic]*
* Ren: “Boy, Stimpy, we sure had fun today, didn’t we? So long, kids. Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye. *[sic]*
Stimpy: Duh, where are we going?
* Ren: You’re giving me the can? Are you sure?
Stimpy: Go ahead. It’s yours.
Ren: You’re one of the good ones, man.
* Ren: Hey. What iz this? Get it off me.
Stimpy: It’s the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you’ll always be happy. *[sic]*
* Ren: I can’t believe it. I’m happy for the first time EVER!
Stimpy: Gee, Ren. Can I have a wish too?
* Stimpy: Hey Ren, he reminds me of your uncle Eddie.
Ren: Why's that?
Stimpy: 'Cause he's big and stinky!
* Stimpy: Ren? Ren?
 Ren What EEZ IT, man? *[sic]*

### Powdered Toastman

* POWDERED TOASTMAAAAAANNN!!!
* This calls for my projectile raisin breath!
* Leave everything to me!
* Have a taste of my hyper-corrosive croutons, villain!
* Ho, fellas!
* Well, I guess that takes care of the day's business.
* Jiminy!
* Will evil ever rest? I hope not.
* Quick, man! There’s no time to lose!
* Cripes!
* This can only mean one thing!
* Lovely assistants, take a letter. The letter M.
* My toast particles are dissipating!
* Have a taste of my hyper-corrosive croutons, arch villain!
* I’ve got to attend to something REALLY important.
* I’m here because of a call from Washington!
* Hmmm... What to do?
* Man, this job is too cushy for me.
* How thoughtless of me.
* Sorry, Mac.
* Powdered Toast Maaa—(interrupts self). Oh, and who are you?
* Out of powdered toast again?!
* We need something dry here. Here’s some dusty old papers!
* Cripes! I’ll get right on it!

### Zim

* I chose this particular worm hole, just for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies: A ROOM with a MOOSE!!
* Invaders need no one.
* The Earth is mine to desecrate... and I already promised the moon to GIR.
* Ruined. Ruined! Irken engineering reduced to... this! Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans, I will begin my war against... the bees!
* I'll destroy you!
* You're all doomed.
* Humans? Monkeys? Is there a difference?
* I AM ZIM!
* Do not interrupt my being ingenious!
* Earth monkeys everywhere...
* You're nothing, Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
* Be gone with you.
* I don't like you.
* Nothing breaches my defenses, nothing! You hear me, squirrel-boy? Nothing!
* Let us rain some DOOM down on the filthy heads of our enemies!
* This place is just begging to be destroyed!
* Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!
* After all I did... a sandwich?!
* You shall soon feel my power!
* Time to face our enemies, Gir!
* You come to me, your greatest, most amazing enemy?
* More piggies, Gir! I demand more piggies!!
* I must prove that I can truly be an invader!
* I... will... prevaaaailll!!!
* I’m pretty unstoppable, you know.
* Prepare for some DOOM!
* Delicious! Delicious! I’m normal!
* What do you think of my plans now, hmmm?

### CatDog

* I have a confession to make. I’m not a black belt. I’m a catdog. *[spoken by Cat]*
* Maybe I get you absolutely anything in the world you could possibly want? *[spoken by Cat]*
* They all go haha with laughing at me, and they make me spill my Ice Cream all gone. *[sic]* *[spoken by Cat]*
	+ The actual line spoken is “They’re all laughing at me, *and*, they make me spill my ice cream!”
* I could go for something to eat. Could you use something to eat, Dog? *[spoken by Cat]*
* Yep. There’s nothing like cooking with good ole Mother nature! *[spoken by Cat]*
* Dog, dog, dog. You’re a canine. They named teeth after you! *[spoken by Cat]*
* Dog, you shall get your greasy, disgusting taco. Even if I have to eat one myself. *[spoken by Cat]*
* You have to wake up pretty early in the afternoon to beat this cat. *[spoken by Cat]*
* OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! THAT IS ENOUGH! *[spoken by Cat]*
* Well Dog, it doesn't get any worse than this. *[spoken by Cat]*
* I’m not a kind sir. I’m a dog. *[spoken by Dog]*
* We used to be the King and Queen of England! *[spoken by Dog]*
* Let’s get Postal! *[spoken by Dog]*
* Hi Ho Diggety! *[spoken by Dog]*
* I am... DOG THE MIGHTY! *[spoken by Dog]*
* Our friends are made out of meat! *[spoken by Dog]*
* It just doesn’t get any better then this! *[spoken by Dog]*
* Two heads are more than one! *[spoken by Dog]*
* Cat: Never send a dog to do a cat's job.
* Dog: Don't worry, Cat. They're not laughing with you. They're laughing AT you.
* Cat: What are you gonna eat, dog? Rocks?
Dog: Rocks! Rocks! Rocks rocks rocks!
* Dog: Uh... oh... I can’t decide what to eat first!
Cat: What’s the difference? There are four ingredients in everything!
	+ Dog does not say “Uh... oh...” in the spoken dialogue.
* Dog: Throw it! C’mon c’mon c’mon throw it!
Cat: Oh, are you talking to me?
* Dog: Cat. Fish are our friends too.
Cat: Yeah, right...

### Reptar

* \*RAWR\*
* \*SNARL\*
* \*GROWL\*
* \*ROOOOAAARR\*
* ROAR *[sic]*
* RA-HAAAR *[sic]*

### Nigel Thornberry

* No creature threatens a Thornberry!
* Problem, poppet?
* There won't be time to arrange for any real entertainment, although I could strike a pose as a mime!
* If I move like this... and... and this... I think I've still got it!
* Smashing!
* Blargharg!
* Hello, poppet!
* Hey, I heard you were a wild one.
* Astonishing!
* I’m Nigel Thornberry, of Nigel Thornberry’s Animal World.
* Perhaps it’s time once again for my patented Nigel Thornberry call of the seal!
* The rock moved? Astonishing!
* Mount Kilimanjaro. Roaming in its shadow, that king of the beasts, the lion. Known to local tribesman as (fly flies up his nose) *[sic]*
* OH! That’s sarcasm, isn’t it. You do that rather frequently, don’t you?
* They’re not mermaids! They’re Dugongs!
* I’ll do this with my hands.
* Hello, hoggy!
* Look! I’m a sloth! Look how slowly I move.
* Oh, are you filming?
* Heavens! That was too close for comfort, I say.
* If you’re lucky, you might see a hyena roving about.
* That’s the spirit!

### Helga

* Hey, I'm walking here!
* What are you looking at?
* Welcome to reality, bucko!
* Criminy!
* I'm not angry!
* You got it, Padre!
* You’d better get out of my way!
* Why can’t I show my kinder, gentler side?
* I demand that you supply me some ice cream.
* No! These poems aren’t ready to be seen!
* I’m a GIRRRRRLLLLL!!
* I’d rather watch paint dry.
* You would sock him too if he was standing behind you breathing.
* Let’s go practice being spontaneous.
* That’s Helga G Pataki to you! *[sic]*
* I’m through messing around!
* I’m walking here. Helga G Pataki! *[sic]*
* Oh brother. Why doesn’t everyone I know just show up so they can spend the rest of their lives here?
* I’d like to give you some advice, but I don’t think you like it.
* Why do I do this to myself?
* This isn’t over. In fact, it’s only the beginning!
* No electricity? No TV? No popcorn? What’s the deal!
* Boy, I’m feeling goofy.

### Danny Phantom

* I don't have to sit here and explain myself to you!
* I... command you to... go away!
* Well, sometimes I have to use my powers for the greater good.
* You think you're that tough?
* I wish I could say I didn't want to do this!
* Hey! Do you take requests? How about "Beat it"?
* I'm going ghost!
* I’m too weak and defenseless to open my locker. Can you do it for me?
* If this superhero thing doesn’t work out, I could have an exciting career as a bus boy.
* How is it that I have ghost powers, but YOU’RE the weird one?
* Shouldn’t you be haunting a bingo ball?
* We’re not talking in rhyme?
* If somebody catches me, I go from geek to freak around here.
* Tell me what you want, or... Or I don’t know what!
* It’s not like I’m afraid of ghosts.
* You look lost. Any chance you can stay that way?
* Uh, is that ecto-acne?
* I’m all out of axe puns.
* What do you say, we ditch the snappy banter and just get on with it? *[sic]*
* You are one seriously, crazed-up guy. *[sic]*
* I guess I’m ready as I’ll ever be!
* The only thing that has an expiration date here is you!
* This is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I’m the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we’re saying.
* Great. I’m going to be late with my homework again.
* I’d better not rush into this. Like I usually do.

### Oblina

* Normal is boring.
* Toodle-e-oo.
* I am back!
* I hate to say I told you so, but... actually, I don't hate it at all! I told you so, I told you so, I told you so!
* Beware of Monsters!
* Do you mind?
* I guess there's only one thing to do now.
* Enough idle chatter. I am in the mood for scaring!
* Ooo, let’s frolic in the mounds!
* Do not touch anything. Human technology is nothing to tamper with.
* I’m scary good.
* Perhaps we should stay here a little longer and wait for the good luck to sink in.
* Do you mind?
* Maybe I will just go to the library and brush up a bit in case there’s anything I’ve forgot.
* I wore it. It works!
* I was thinking there might just be a few too many humans around.
* Humans.
* Truth or Scare? Oh, I always choose SCARE!
* I think it’s time for a good scare, don’t you?
* Why waste a perfectly rotten egg?

### Garfield

Garfield's text box is a thought bubble, unlike the generic text box every other fighter uses.

* It's not that I dislike you, I just don't like you near me.
* If people were meant to pop out of bed we'd all sleep in toasters.
* I love lasagna.
* I hate mondays.
* I'm not known for my compassion.
* When I want in, I want in now!
* Anybody can excercise... But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline.
	+ Spoken as “Eh, anybody can exercise... but this kind of lethargy? It really takes discipline.”
* I'll rise, but I won't shine.
* When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I get mean.
* If I weren’t me, I wouldn’t like me very much.
* I live for weekends.
* I don’t do perky.
* Don’t know. Don’t care.
* When the lasagna runs out, I get cranky.
* Lasagna: nature’s perfect food.
* I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
* It’s been one of those days all week.
* I’m not lazy. I’m motivationally challenged.
* I’d like mornings better if they started later.
* Take life one nap at a time.
* Good evening, ladies and germs!
* Just pretend I’m listening.

### Jenny

* I always got spare batteries charging!
* It’s time you start dreaming about electric sheep.
* I think I saw those potato sacks in the. second-hand store last year. *[sic]*
* That shine! That bumper! What a dreamboat!
* This sort of thing could become a fad, you know.
* Hey little fella. Have you seen a firebreathing monster around here?
* Wow. I even have sausage vision!
* Did I what the what?
* I think it’s time to finish this.
* I’ve heard of playing hard to get, but this is ridiculous!
* This is a surprise. And I don’t surprise easily... sensors and all.
* Boop? Boop boop boop!
* Being up on the latest trends is useless unless you can fit the look.
* I simply must give props to my design team.
* Will you turn the knob on my back, please?
* Let’s hurry up. I’ve got a curfew!
* Maybe we can hang out some time... as friends.
* It’s better to be fashionable than functional.
* You again? You’ve bugged me for the last time!
* I’ll never join the Cluster!
* Are you a teenager who goes to high school and meet tons of other kids and hangs out with them? *[sic]*
* Make me!
* Wow. An all-robot planet sounds pretty great.
* As long as there’s a human being alive that needs my help, I’ll be here.
* When you see someone trying to get change back from a possessed snack machine, I’ll be there.

### Hugh Neutron

* Some dream. Attack of the big egg people. I think I’ve seen this one before.
* There’s only one way to find out! Press every button until something happens!
* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
* My fleas!
* I could eat ice cream all day long. So I think I will.
* Hughesiedoodles is confused.
* Oh you gotta admit, that is pretty neat.
* If you want, I’ll sing you the Donut Boy theme song.
* Who’s the super cool cop that always gets the bad guys? Donut Boy! That’s me! Yeah!
* Can I have a mocha espresso with plenty of sugar?
* Yes sir. It looks like everything’s hunky dory in the world of Hugh Neutron.
* Look at me! I’m a Rooster Man!!! Whoo hooo!!
* Oh, really? Well, maybe it’s too busy saying, “Step aside, Mr... Sassymouth before I tell your parents!”
* You remind me of my father, except you’re not always saying, “Huey, I told you, toothpaste isn’t food.”
* Endless pie. Now that’s the dream, isn’t it?
* Hey look at all the pie! YES! I will do it! I! WILL! LLLLLIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEE!!!
* Mmm... bread. Soft, floppity, untoasty, non-crunchy, bleh bread!
* That’s my tongue. I taste pie with that!
* The truth is I’m a rotten camper! There I said it!
* Your hip bone’s connected to the... bone next to it. That bone’s connected to the—what’s the bone in your knee? This one right here?
* Oh boy, I wanna play ‘Name That Monster’!
* I’m not the last man on earth anymore!
* Oh, the intense UV radiation had made me delusional! I’m a monkey!
* Hey Puff Momma! Remember when I said I wouldn’t be brought home by an angry mob again?
* The air out here is thick with the stench of Wheezer.

### Rocko

* Oh, a sad, crying clown in an iron lung, I’ve always wanted one. *[sic]*
* You’ll be safe in here my little tasty ones.
* Oh my! A house made of healthy snacks!
* I enjoy exercise. This IS a sort of exercise, isn’t it?
* I’ve always liked... rainbows.
* Well, hello!
* Welcome to my living room. At least I think this is my living room.
* Hey guys! Can I play?
* Ya gotta watch out for those wild lobsters!
* It’s all supply and demand, my friend. Supply and demand.
* And now, for my command performance!
* That’s pretty bonkers.
* Spunky!
* I don’t want to sleep! I don’t need sleep! I am the walking living!
* Well, this is quite interesting!
* You haven’t sold any Big Man comics today!
* Oh baby, Oh baby, Oh baby.
* Hey! This is sort of fun, eh?
* You can’t chuck bowling balls at me!
* Spunky is my faithful chum!
* You know, sometimes grocery day can be a very dangerous day, but at least we get food.
* Triple-A Australian Outback beef. My favorite!
* This is some very serious business.
* Hey, wait a minute!
* Are you sure this is safe?
* Hmmm... what cereal do I need?
* I want to see you in my office IMMEDIATELY!

## In *NASB 2*

Arcade returns in NASB 2, though it’s been somewhat altered since the first game. Rather than fighting random singular opponents on random stages, there are a number of pre-set battles chosen at random, which have specific theming. Some involve fighting multiple opponents, while others give you a teammate to fight alongside you. Like the first game, some of these battles are on linear split paths; letting you choose which one you’d like to tackle. There is also no pre-battle dialogue this time around. The final battle is always against Vlad Plasmius.

## Trivia

* Garfield's unique text box is a reference to how he usually delivers dialogue from his thoughts instead of speaking normally.
* One of Jenny’s quotes (taken from the episode “Last Action Zero”) was removed in an update due to the line incidentally referencing an infamous NSFW parody of the episode.