Darcy's Misery

**Darcy's Misery** is the 47th episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: Chandler's Sewage Party

## Synopsis:

When Lisa shreds Darcy's stuffed giraffe toy, Darcy becomes really depressed, to Lisa's delight.

## Character appearances:

* Lisa Loud
* David Miller
* Darcy Homandollar
* Diana Homandollar
* Johnny Homandollar
* Jenni Homandollar

## Transcript:

On a Saturday afternoon, Darcy was getting ready for her playdate with Lisa and David.

Darcy: You gotta help me, Jenni! This playdate HAS to be perfect!

Jenni: Come on, Darcy. You know it doesn't have to be perfect!

Darcy looked confused.

Darcy: It doesn't?

Jenni: Of course not, sis! If Lisa and David were your true friends, they wouldn't mind if your playdate was less than perfect!

Darcy: You're right! Thanks, Jenni!

Darcy hugged Jenni.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Lisa and David were on their way to Darcy's place.

Lisa: Ugh, Darcy better not bring out her dumb giraffe toy.

David: I know! What does she think we are? Babies?

Lisa: Probably. Or she's just dumb.

David: There's that. I question myself to why we're even going to Darcy's house. I remember asking Robert to take me to Foop's place to work on a science project.

Lisa: And I remember telling Goldie I'd help her pack her stuff to go on a trip to Fairy World to meet with her old friend, Sammy Sweetsparkle!

David: Tell me why we agreed to go to Darcy's inane playdate?

Lisa: Easy. We were in class and Ms. Shrinivas was watching.

David: I really can't stand her...

Lisa: I know. Not much we can do, though. Let's go!

Lisa and David headed towards Darcy's place.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Darcy noticed Lisa and David were near.

Darcy: They're here!

Diana: I made fresh cookies for you and your friends.

Darcy: Awesome! Thanks, mom!

Johnny: And I thought Raffo could keep you company. He's in your room. You, Lisa, and David could play there.

Darcy: Great idea!

The doorbell rang.

Jenni: That must be them!

Darcy rushed up to the door and opened it.

Lisa: Greetings, Darcy.

David: Salutations.

Darcy: Okay! We will have lots of fun! Let's go to my room after we get some cookies!

Lisa and David sighed.

Lisa whispered to David.

Lisa: We'd better get this over with...

~ ~ ~

Darcy, Lisa, and David reached Darcy's room.

Raffo was propped up on Darcy's beanbag chair.

Lisa: I see you still have Raffo.

Darcy: I do! Last year, something happened to him. It was strange. But Jenni taught me how to sew him back together!

Lisa: About that-

Darcy: I think Raffo will be safe this time. Cause he's not going anywhere!

Lisa muttered under her breath.

Lisa: Wanna bet?

Darcy: I'll be right back! I'll get us the cookies and then we can play dress-up with Raffo!

Lisa: Okay! Get us chocolate chip!

Darcy nodded and left.

Lisa: Okay. Now to take care of that dang giraffe...

David: I thought you'd never ask!

~ ~ ~

While Darcy was distracted with choosing the cookies, Lisa and David snuck out of her house with Raffo.

Darcy went up to her room and screamed.

Darcy: MOM! DAD! JENNI! Raffo's GONNNNNE!!

Diana, Johnny, and Jenni rushed to Darcy's room after hearing her scream.

Diana: Raffo's gone?

Darcy nodded while crying.

Jenni: How'd that happen?

Johnny: Yeah! I put him on your beanbag. I'm pretty sure he's still there!

Darcy: HE'S NOT! And Lisa and David just left!

Diana: Could it be-

Johnny: Of course they wouldn't take Raffo! You probably misplaced him. He could be under your bed.

Darcy: Good idea. I'll check there!

Darcy headed to her bed.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Lisa and David were in David's room with Raffo in Lisa's hand.

Lisa: This was WAY too easy!

David: I know! What should we do to that dang giraffe?

Lisa grinned evilly.

Lisa: Easy. Shred it!

David: That's what I was thinking!

Lisa and David chucked Raffo in Henry's big industrial strength shredder that was beside them.

Lisa and David laughed maniacally and high fived.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Darcy was still crying.

Darcy: I-I-I d-d-don't understand! How could this happen? Why?

Jenni: Don't worry. I'll see if I can find Lisa and David and ask them if THEY'VE seen Raffo.

Darcy: You would do that?

Jenni: Sure! Anything for my little sister!

Jenni hugged Darcy and left.

~ ~ ~

Jenni found Lisa and David, who both were headed towards Foop's house across the street.

Jenni: Lisa! David!

Lisa whispered to David.

Lisa: If she asks us about Raffo, let's just lie. We can't let her know we ruined Darcy's favorite toy.

David nodded.

David: Got it.

Jenni went up to them.

Jenni: Lisa, David... I have a question...

Lisa: Ask away!

Jenni: Do you know what happened to Raffo? Darcy's been looking for him and is rather depressed....like she's lost her best friend.

Lisa and David perked up immediately.

Lisa: Really?

David: That so?

Jenni: I'm afraid so...

Lisa and David gave each other a low-high five and smirked briefly.

Lisa: Aw. Well, David and I haven't seen Raffo.

David: Yeah. I'm certain he'll turn up.

Jenni: I'm hoping so too. Well, bye!

Jenni left.

Lisa: That. Was way too easy.

David: You said it! Foop's probably expecting me.

Lisa: And Goldie's probably expecting me.

David: Another time, my good friend?

Lisa: Certainly.

Lisa and David high fived, then parted ways.