3 Little Piggies

## Behind The Scenes Information

Fairy Tale: The 3 Pigs And The Big Bad Wolf

Drink: Energy Drinks

Characters: Stephen Chit Heth & Chuck The Fuque

Voices: Damian & Youri

Music: A Friend by Spiritual Sense

Original by: James Halliwell-Phillipps

## Tale Time

Once upon a time there was an old mother pig who had three little pigs and not enough food to feed them. So when they were old enough, she sent them out into the world to seek their fortunes.

So the first little pig was very lazy. He didn't want to work at all. The second little pig worked a little harder but he was somewhat lazy too. And then, they all sing, danced and played the Holka Polka the rest of the day.

The third little pig worked hard all day and built his house with bricks. It was a sturdy house complete with a fine fireplace and chimney. It looked like it could withstand the strongest winds.

The next day, a wolf happened to pass by the lane where the three little pigs lived; and he saw the straw house, and he smelled the pig inside. He thought the pig would make a mighty fine meal and his mouth began to water.

So he knocked on the door and said:

"HEY, LITTLE PIGGY! LEMME IN MOTHERFUCKER! THE FUCK! LEMME IN!"

But the little pig saw the wolf's big paws through the keyhole, so he answered back:

"No No No! Fuck you, you son of a bitch! You're going to fuck yourself"

Then the wolf showed his dick and said:

"Then i'll huff, and i'll puff, and i blow your dildo ass house, and i'll fuck you up!"

So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down! The wolf opened his pants very wide and bit down as hard as he could, but the first little pig escaped and ran away to hide with the second little pig.

The wolf continued down the lane and he passed by the second house made of sticks; and he saw the house, and he smelled the dildos inside.

So he knocked on the door and said:

"LITTLE PIGS LEMME IN MOTHERFUCKER! THE FIRST ONE DIDN't LET ME IN! THE SECOND ONE DIDN't! I DON't HAVE ANY FRIENDS!"

But the little pigs saw the wolf's pointy ears through the keyhole, so they answered back:

"No No No you son of a fucking bitch! Fuck off!"

So the wolf showed his dick again and said:

"Then i'll huff and i puff, and i'll fuck you your house. i'll cum and i'll AAAAAAARRGHHH!!!?!"

So he huffed and he fucked and he blew the house down! The wolf was greedy and he tried to fuck both pigs at once, but he was too greedy and got neither! His big dick clamped down on nothing but air and the two little pigs scrambled away as fast as their little hooves would carry them.

The wolf chased them down the lane and he almost caught them. But they made it to the penthouse of the third pig and they asked:

"Can we go inside?"

The third pig looked at them and said:

"The fuck? You really think i'm going to let YOU in? That's some gay ass shit! Get some money get some work! What the fuck is wrong with you? Trying to live on my taxes? And you over there, you don't even have money! How you gonna live in my house? You think everything is free? Think again bitch!"

And that was very, very true. The pig hadn't worked all day and he had wasted most of his life. But the wolf knocked on the door and he said:

"LITTLE PIGGY LEMME IN!"

The third pig wasn't scared and so he let the wolf in. So the first piggy tried to catch the wolf but he died. The second piggy tried to catch the wolf and he died too. But the third piggy? He said:

"Nigga i ain't afraid of no wolf!"

He shot the wolf through his balls. And now the wolf is dead. Just like that.

The third piggy scrapped together his brothers and boiled them up. And he ate them as supper.