Blind Lawyer

> "I'm blind and I can see that!"
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Blind Lawyer is one of the best lawyers in town, a vigilante, and a war veteran. He fought in Afghanistan with his best friend Cearan. He is also the main character of Book of Blind Lawyer, but that isn't released yet.

## History

### Early life

Blind Lawyer was born in a court room, and immediately declared the opposition guilty. He was correct, coz both his lawyer parents to send him to Lawyer Camp at eight age. He eventually learnt his parents were racists, and rigged cases towards anyone white. By age ten, he started to collect evidence to sue them - but the mafia, who they had arrested ten years prior, took them out - causing Blind Lawyer to declare vengeance, wanting them to be arrested for their crimes instead of murdered.

Eventually, Blind Lawyer had premarital sex with a hooker, and contracted an STD because of it. He quickly turned to religion, praying every day, and every night. God removed his STD, saving him.

At some point, he married an unnamed woman.

### Afghanistan

Eventually, Blind Lawyer had a talk with God, who told him to fight in Afghanistan. He agreed, and went out to fight - befriending Cearan Fence, and being trained by Sergeant Grumpy.

After a talk with his Sergeant, Blind Lawyer had a freakout about who was a Taliban spy, before a grenade went off - blinding him with the shrapnel. He eventually fought Mr. Grumpy, who had the grenade, and blinded him.

Upon heading back, Cearan and Blind lawyer talked about forming a dojo, Cearan Kai. They agreed, Blind Lawyer making the phrase "Cearan Kai Never Dies".

### Return to England

Blind Lawyer eventually returned to England, where he reunited with his wife and his local friend, Pope Francis, who was visiting to thank him for his work in Afghanistan. After a while, he began to forget about religion, focusing more on his job as a lawyer instead.

### Defending Cearan In Court

Cearan was eventually sued by the police for fighting back, but Blind Lawyer explained about police brutality. Cearan escaped, so Blind Lawyer went to help. A fight ensued, Blind Lawyer beating the small cop. They eventually decided to start up Cearan Kai, recruiting Levi in the process.

### First Dojo Session

They hosted their first dojo session, where Hasbulla joined. Blind Lawyer tried to fight Hasbulla for punching Cearan, but Cearan explained. Hasbulla then fought Levi, and won. Blind Lawyer then left for a drink.

### Second Court Case

Blind Lawyer got in a fight against some school kids with Cearan. He eventually had to defend for Cearan in court, where he ended up back in a fight. He was soon arrested for what he had done.

### Jail Time

Blind Lawyer was eventually arrested, where he was bullied for being blind. He trained Cearan, before hosting a dojo session in the visiting room. They ended up fighting the guards, and Blind Lawyer eventually tried to save Cearan from Solitary Confinement, but failed. He then went to help Crackhead get his drugs back, but ended up getting told off and getting in another fight. The group where freed due too a grenade explosion.

### Lack of Cearan

Blind Lawyer had to host some Dojo sessions without Cearan, before fighting off Roommate. He won, the students helping him out.

### Street fight

He eventually fought in the street fight, before eventually getting stabbed by Roommate, who thinks Blind Lawyer has been convincing Cearan not to pay rent.

### Time in Hospital

Blind Lawyer was eventually hospitalised, in a coma. He would get multiple visits, but he couldn't talk coz he was unconscious. When he woke, he had little talks where he told war stories too the other people there. Eventually, he was put in a wheelchair and was allowed to go outside, where he talked to Cearan, who begged him to stay with him. He declined, saying he lived in a hospital. He eventually fought Roommate again, and had to escape.

After a while, he recovered, and went to hang out with his friends.

### Fight Against Roommate

Eventually, as a new vigilante Stair Devil, he got in a fight with Roommate, Cearan and Crackhead helping out. They won, and headed off to the tournament.

### Tournament

Blind Lawyer eventually listened to Cearan's speech, and they all walked over. He then gave a speech, constantly interrupted by New Guy. He was annoyed, and argued with the student. He then watched as the matches went on, and made fun of Henry for being a Curry-Do student.

He eventually fought Roommate again, but Crackhead saved him. There was then another fight where Blind Lawyer had to save Levi from New Guy, who was salty about his lost.

Blind Lawyer then watched Levi defeat Henry and get his trophy.

### Fighting Crime

Blind Lawyer eventually hit the streets, where he would attack a robber, and state he would return in Book of Blind Lawyer.

## Trivia

- Book of Blind Lawyer filming has been delayed due to the conterversal events in French class.

- He is younger than Cearan by a year, but wiser.

- Unlike his parents, he is not racist.