Dating trolls online: a rage god Damon and teen Damon story

***Dating trolls online: a rage god Damon and teen Damon story*** is a chapter in Stories About Shitty People! Vol.lol (1) created and written by Khaliq Trevor X.

> " *What do they call this place? The... “Unkind Blk Singles of Queens Mane Kingdom?” I don’t like it. Too wordy... And probably racist.*"
> ― Teen Damon
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## Synopsis

Outshin the Ugly Face Monitor is an attractive woman somewhere in her thirties, however after absorbing the souls of various lonely peoples, her appearance drastically changes. Her teeth become long, her body widens, she develops emotion manipulation powers and a rudeness akin to superficial people and downright antagonistic individuals. Using this as a means to become an almost “god-like” entity and gain control over other’s dating lives, she founds the Unkind Blk Singles of Queens Mane social media group and uses the platform to lure in singles from different backgrounds. Outshin seeks only attractive people however and doesn’t care about other’s feelings nor the humanity of people. She’s willing to use the attractive people as pawns so that she may establish the singles group as a standalone kingdom and eventually an empire. Her plan is threatened when some narcissistic but attractive men and women bring a Time Rune to her attention. Believing the time rune will restore her looks to pristine condition and make her immune to aging, Outshin snags the rune but accidentally summons an entity from the rune’s magic. Standing before her and her pawns is Damon Bradley the Rage God and his weapon, the Rage Sword. Outshin immediately mocks Bradley’s appearance and acts dismissive despite her pawns knowing the history behind Bradley, Brad-Dunn Inc. and his God of Rage-based red magic powers. Before Bradley exits, Outshin attacks him and tries to steal his life force but she’s wounded when Ragorias appears and slashes her. Bradley escapes, feeling guilty about fighting a woman and disobeying his moral code. Bradley leaves Outshin’s home and disappears somewhere in town but Outshin isn’t finished. Paranoid that she’ll cross paths with Damon Bradley once more, Outshin summons additional people into her newly developed Unkind Blk Singles Kingdom and has them monitor the Queens Mane area and its surroundings for any whereabouts for Bradley but they come up short. Not until, some superficial women return with a teenaged Damon in their clutches. Outshin teases the teenager and picks on him, using his stature, looks and gender as a means to insult him. Immune to their tactics and mostly confused, the teen Damon plots various ways to escape them. Outshin grows bored of the teenager and threatens his life, but when the teenaged Damon Bradley fights back with his Rage Sword, Outshin and her pawns realize its the same sword that belonged to the God of Rage Damon Bradley and she lashes out against him in a rage, threatening to murder him and prevent him from ever becoming the God of Rage and founder of Brad-Dunn Inc. in the first place. The adult Damon Bradley makes a sudden appearance, destroying much of the room, and sending the narcissistic but attractive people into the sky. Cursing the appearance of the God of Rage, Outshin fights Bradley. She learns of Bradley’s moral code and unwillingness to hurt a woman. Before she can turn her back, the teenaged Damon and Ragorias both appear and slash open Outshin. Bloodied and screaming, Outshin performs Revenge Of Bitter Souls. The attack summons vengeful and terribly bitter unfriendly singles to exact an attack against *both* Damon Bradley’s and *both* Ragorias’s. With Godspeed, adult Damon saves his teenager and races from the building while they’re mentally under-fire from criticizing miserable people. Adult Damon, while on the run, instills an important, albeit cliche piece of advice to his teenage counterpart: “don’t care what anyone thinks of you, people will always find something to be angry about.” Words that the teenaged Damon finds familiar yet empowering. The two Bradley’s allow the miserable entities to scream, yet they shrug off the insults and overpower their negativity. A confused Outshin watches the two young men overcome the terrible people’s misery and sees that they are much more than meets the eye and that they’re more redeeming outside their physical appearance alone. She allows them to escape back into their respective timelines with a time rune but meanwhile she considers Bradley, his company, the Rage Sword and even the Rage Knights as dangerous individuals.

## Appearances

#### Main Characters

* Damon Bradley (Adult)
* Teen Damon

#### Supporting Characters/Summons

* Narcissistic But Attractive Dudes
* Narcissistic But Attractive Women
* Ragorias

#### Featured Locations

* Unkind Blk Singles of Queens Mane Kingdom

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

*Disclaimer: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*