Khonjin House Copypastas

## Gino's Answering Machine

Gino has three notable copypastas. One is an automated voice message on Gino's phone in the episode "Shark". The message mostly consists of Gino attempting to describe how much he despises Khonjin.

> *"You have reached the phone of Gino Fratelli. I'm not here right now, and uh, if this is Khonjin, hang up. I don't want to talk to you. I-I- The problem with you, is uh... It's words. Words lack the parameters to accurately describe how I feel about you. But maybe this will help. Every night, I have a recurring dream. It's you, sleeping in your bed. And it's me, with a pair of garden shears. And I tear that stupid ass nose right off your face, and I put it on top of my fireplace. And when your dumbass daddy comes over, trying to get it back, 43 trucks fall out of the sky, and land EXACTLY where he's standing, killing him instantly. One day, it'll happen.."*
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From Season 3 episode 21 "Shark"

Fun Fact: If you call the number 863-354-0837, you can hear the copypasta.

Transcripted by YouTube user "atom"

## Gino's Undertale Review

Another copypasta by Gino is a monologue he spoke in the episode "Best Game". The monologue consists of Gino explaining his opinion on the indie game *Undertale*, by Toby Fox. Gino constantly contradicts himself as he explains why he "hates" *Undertale*.

> "*Do you know why I hate* Undertale*? Because it's the best game ever made. Its graphics look like they were drawn by a 4 year-old, with the talent of Pablo Picasso in his prime...Which is what I would have said if I liked the graphics, which I do...not. Narratively this game is a paragon of interactive storytelling, every choice you make weighs on your conscience because every connection you make with the characters feels organic. And that's why I'm giving this game a five out of five...billion, it fucking suc-*﻿"
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From Season 4 episode 36 "Best Game"

Transcripted by Youtube user "Dominick Santiago"

This copypasta was changed in the new edit of the episode. Here it is:

> "*Do you know why i hate* **money***? Because it's the best game ever made. Its graphics look like they were drawn by a 4 year-old, with the talents of Pablo Picasso in his prime... Which is what I would have said if I liked the graphics, which I do... not. Narratively this game is a paragon of interactive* **money***telling, every choice you make weighs on your conscience because every connection you make with **the*** **gouda** *feels organic. And that's why I'm giving this game a five out of five... billion, it fucking su-*"
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Transcripted by YouTube user "Madison Has A Chair", even though it didn't take much effort.

## Girl Gino's Rant

Gino's final copypasta is found in episode 39, when Khonjin turns him into Girl Gino.

> *"You know what? I'm gonna turn a lemon into lemonade here. I'm going to go to the mall and buy a purse... THEN I WILL FILL THAT PURSE WITH A COPPER BRICK TO BEAT THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF YOU! AND AFTER I'M DONE, I'LL TAKE A BUNCH OF TAMPONS AND SHOVE THEM YOUR FUCKING ASS!"*
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Transcripted by YouTube user Madison Has A Chair

## Banana Boys Rant

Another copypasta found in Episode 39 is the Banana Boys copypasta.

> "*You know what? I'm tired of being treated like shit by you mean little cunts and then using your rape as an excuse. Fuck you. I think we should give the guy who raped you a medal. I hope you fucking drown in rape semen you ugly, mean-spirited cow. Actually, I don't believe you were ever raped! What man would be tasteless enough to stick his dick in a human cesspool like you. Nice GIF of a banana going into my asshole.*"
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(note: "banana going into my asshole" could be replaced with "turd going into my mouth")

This copypasta originated as a quote by TJ Kincaid, "The Amazing Athiest," from early 2012. This is only part of the original quote.

Transcripted by YouTube user Madison Has A Chair.

## References

1. ↑ The Amazing Rape-Celebrating Atheist. (Daniel Fincke) https://www.patheos.com/blogs/camelswithhammers/2012/02/the-amazing-rape-promoting-atheist/