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EDD IS HERE!

> "*Enjoy Edd being framed for not doing my homework. Bitch. This video is not entirely random, it also contains my opinion on my voice, fangirlism and its sub-issue: yaoi.*
>
> *"EDD IS HERE" is back and remade.*
> *(Originally made: 2008)
> A few changes are:
> -New Edd voiceactor*
> *-Better synchronization
> -Upgrade of artwork
> -Darker colours
> -The random female characters are now a mixture of my style together with Ed, Edd and Eddy's*
>
>
> *\*Don't worry, nothing's lost forever; the old version is available for download:*
>
> *http://www.mediafire.com/?hjttxmyjwny.*"
>
>
>
> ― (video description)
>
>

**EDD IS HERE!** is a semi-animated video starring the teenage version of Edd from Ed, Edd n Eddy and a cartoonification of VampireMeerkat parodying Keaton Monger's then viral song remix of the "Dodgson's Here!" Jurassic Park scene.

Though there's a short bit before the song begins, it isn't tied to any particular storyline and the video was solely made to utter criticism towards the Ed, Edd n Eddy fandom.

It starts off with a random introduction of VampireMeerkat urging Edd to do her homework for her on the outdoor terrace of some restaurant, and when he asks her not to mention him by name because of "rabid fangirls" being nearby, she publicly announces his presence in song.

The video was originally uploaded in 2008 on the defunct "AreYouAFool" channel at Youtube, which got deleted during Youtube's early copyright purge. The imagery was redrawn and the video reuploaded on TheBestKindOfFailure on August 27, 2009.

The original video became available through a download link included in the description of the remake, but was never reuploaded again.

## Trivia

* The original upload was a viral hit, though EDD IS HERE didn't acquire the same amount of views after AreYouAFool's forced removal.
* Tim Collins voiced Edd in the original video.
* Daniel Tiberius Salgo voiced Edd in the remake.
* VampireMeerkat was purposely drawn in an art style different from Edd's, as to ensure viewers wouldn't think she was a character from the then anticipated Ed, Edd n Eddy Highschool series, or Ed, Edd n Eddy itself;
	+ It failed.
* Most of the attire worn by VampireMeerkat are clothes still in possession;
	+ These clothes were again used for  the Ed, Edd n Eddy version of her that was designed shortly after.
* The only other Ed, Edd n Eddy character to make an appearance in the video is  Marie Kanker.

## See also

* "EDD IS HERE!" at Youtube
* Download of the original video
* Keaton Monger's website
Matoaka

**Matoaka** is Disney's Pocahontas rewritten. It stars an older John Smith and 10 year old Pocahontas.

The story is mostly the same, but John and Matoaka's relationship is typical for an adult and a young child to have. Some other changes are Nakoma and Kocoum's age, who're now also children, and grandmother Willow being Matoaka's living grandmother.

The remake was conceived in 2014, and artwork unofficially released in 2016 at Tumblr when an unfinished drawing of the two characters was included in VampireMeerkat's page banner.

## Characters

### Matoaka

The redesigned Pocahontas.

Matoaka is her real name, though she's still called Pocahontas by some, John Smith being one of them.

She is energetic and curious, making her eager to learn from John and in return teach him about her people. She quickly picks up the basics of the English language, allowing her to converse with her foreign friend.

### John Smith

John Smith is patient and shows a fatherly liking towards Matoaka, though their language barrier and foreign customs makes it difficult for him to understand what's going on most of the time.

In order to understand the inhabitants of the land, he tries to learn their language with Matoaka's help. He can usually understand only three words, though it tends to be enough to keep him up to date of what is being discussed.

### Meeko

Meeko is Matoaka's carefree, and careless, pet raccoon. He was quick to accept John Smith and lets himself get bribed with biscuits.

### Flit

Flit is Matoaka's over-protective hummingbird. It takes long for him to trust John Smith with his owner and he often "beats John up" when he gets too close or too friendly with her.

### Grandmother Willow

Grandmother Willow is Matoaka's biological grandmother. "Willow" is a nickname, the same "Pocahontas" is to Matoaka.

She gets an immediate crush on John Smith upon seeing him and is convinced of his good intentions.

### Matachanna

The redesigned Nakoma.

Matachanna is a young girl and Matoaka's half-sister in this version. She plays the same role as the original character.

### Kocoum

Kocoum is much like the original, thus stern and serious for his age. Matoaka thinks he's boring.

Further in the story he comes across her and John during play and believes she's being strangled, urging him to draw a knife on him. While the large John experienced no trouble in preventing him from landing a hit, John's traveling companion Thomas becomes alarmed and shoots the child without a second thought, whereafter John takes the blame for it.
Deirdre (Pokémon animal)

**Deirdre** is a Pokémon fancharacter.

She's a simple, cheerful Mew that finds and befriends Damy, an abandoned Mewtwo. Their adventure plays off in the Pokémon universe and acknowledges the first movie to have happened.

While Pokémon don't give each other a name, she decided to call herself "Deirdre" and insists that other Pokémon call her that way.

Deirdre made her first appearance in 2008 at Deviantart. She's based on the 2003 Lion King fancharacter "Deirdre", and made to fit the world of Pokémon.

## Personality

Deirdre is playful, friendly and hard to discourage, though that's more because of her low intellect than anything else. Even so, she knows her boundaries and won't jump into danger for fun.

Considering the powers Mews have, most noticeable is that Deirdre doesn't do anything with them and is usually seen just floating about. It isn't known whether she doesn't know how to use them, can't, or just won't. She is more likely to slap an enemy on the head than do any real attacks.

She's relatively fast, which is probably the only thing that keeps her from getting grabbed by other Pokémon or humans.

## Appearance

Deirdre looks in every way like a normal Mew, except for her three spikes of hair on her head.

## Relationships

### Damy

As Deirdre proved her curiosity to be bigger than her fear for Damy, she eventually got accepted as his unwanted companion, but still doesn't get much social feedback from him.

While Damy takes his existence for what it is, Deirdre ponders about everything and urges him to think about why he's here. She's made a habit out of asking about his roots, while nothing is known about her own.

### Magikarp

Deirdre sees Damy's Magikarp as a rival, and tends to compete with him for his attention.

## See also

* Damy
* Deirdre (human character in Pokémon)
Eddy, Don't Hurt Me

> "*ED, EDD AND EDDY ARE GOING TO THE CITY TO PICK UP SOME HO'S.*"
> ― (original video description)
>
>

**Eddy, Don't Hurt Me** is an animation starring the three main characters from Ed, Edd n Eddy as teenagers, parodying the car scene from A Night at the Roxbury.

While only the dancing bit was planned, the video was given an extensive intro showing the Eds entering a van and preparing themselves for the ride, whereafter Eddy skips through a few radio stations, until "What is Love" is heard playing. The animation loops from there on, showing the Eds bopping their heads on the beat.

Their movements and expressions were traced from the commonly used Roxbury scene.

The video was originally uploaded in 2008 on the defunct "AreYouAFool" channel at Youtube, which got deleted during Youtube's early copyright purge. The dancing animation was isolated and uploaded at Deviantart on June 21, 2008.

For Youtube audiences, the full animation was reuploaded on TheBestKindOfFailure on August 17, 2009, where it garnered above 2 million views.

## List of songs used

These are the tracks heard and Eddy is skipping through, in order:

* "Jazzey Maybeh?" by SlashnSmash
* "Mr. Perfect" by Dj Tilo Hanssen
* "Laat Me Alleen" by Rita Hovink
* "Un Lapin" by Chantal Goya
* "Canto Della Terra" by Andrea Bocelli
* "Lazy Crazy Bonkurazu" from Azumanga Daioh
* "Ruby Tuesday" by Franco Battiato
* The "The Deb of Night" radio station from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
* "Nights in White Satin" by Declan Galbraith
* *<unknown>*
* "What is Love?" by Haddaway (remixed with the Ed, Edd n Eddy theme song )

## Trivia

* As it parodied an internet fad that was dominant at the time, this rendition became a viral hit.
* The backdrop from the original Roxbury video is seen in the back window of the van.
Fang

**Fang** is a city inhabited by anthropomorphic animals, more specifically, carnivores. It was first mentioned in the Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction series, Until I See You Again.

Despite being a large and prosperous city with many high-end schools and businesses, there's never a moment without violence because of the type of creatures walking the streets. As it's normal for most animals in general to fight others for respect, it's not considered much of a problem, though prey animals who wish to move in to find a job or better education suffer the most.

They're not strong enough to take on the majority predator population, and as Fang is one of the many places in this animal world that prioritizes predators, there are no laws that protect them from abuse, murder, or being eaten. Predators that kill other predators are sentenced like normal.

Fang has some low-income neighbourhoods scattered around, with one of its more noticeable ones being the large trailer park in the South. It's solely inhabited by dogs, wolves, and half-breeds.

## See also

* Until I See You Again;
	+ The 47th meeting
Geschiedenis Schrijver

**"Geschiedenis Schrijver"** is a Dutch translation of "History Maker" by Dean Fujioka, as heard in Yuri!! on Ice.

It's translated and performed by VampireMeerkat, though not made with any ties to a larger project or plans to extend the song.

The track was uploaded to Tumblr on February 15, 2020.

## Lyrics

*Hoor je mijn hartslag gaan?*
*Het is nooit genoeg.*
*Word er moe van, ik..*
*..sluit mijn ogen, zeg mezelf:*
*"Mijn dromen worden waar".*
*Deze duisternis zal verdwijnen als je*
*gelooft in jezelf,*
*je bent sterk.*
*Waar het lot op je wacht.*
*Dansend op de messen,*
*je voedt de vlam in mij!*
*Stop ons nu niet!*
*(Het moment van) de waarheid breekt aan!*
*En we schrijven geschiedenis!*
*We maken het waar!*
*We keren het tij!*
*Ja, we schrijven geschiedenis!*
*Schrijven geschiedenis!*
*Subscribe to Simpleflips!*
*Stop ons nu niet!*
*(Het moment van) de waarheid breekt aan!*
*En we schrijven geschiedenis!*
*We maken het waar!*
*We keren het tij!*
*Ja, we schrijven geschiedenis!*
*Do you hear my heartbeat going?*
*It's never enough.*
*It tires me out, I..*
*..close my eyes, tell myself:*
*"My dreams will become reality".*
*This darkness will disappear if you*
*believe in yourself,*
*you are strong.*
*Where destiny is waiting for you.*
*Dancing on the blades,*
*you feed the flame inside of me!*
*Don't stop us now!*
*It's the moment of truth!*
*And we're writing history!*
*We're making it so!*
*We're turning the tide!*
*Yes, we're writing history!*
*Writing history!*
*Subscribe to Simpleflips!*
*Don't stop us now!*
*It's the moment of truth!*
*And we're writing history!*
*We're making it so!*
*We're turning the tide!*
*Yes, we're writing history!*
*Can you hear my heartbeat?*
*Tired of feeling*
*never enough, I..*
*..close my eyes and tell myself*
*that my dreams will come true.*
*There'll be no more darkness when you believe in*
*yourself, you are unstoppable.*
*Where your destiny lies.*
*Dancing on the blades,*
*you set my heart on fire!*
*Don't stop us now!*
*The moment of truth!*
*We were born to make history!*
*We'll make it happen!*
*We'll turn it around!*
*Yes, we were born to make history!*
*Born to make history!*
*Born to make history!*
*Don't stop us now!*
*The moment of truth!*
*We were born to make history!*
*We'll make it happen!*
*We'll turn it around!*
*Yes, we were born to make history!*
Television

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* TV Networks
I Want Your Digital Affection

**(I Want Your) Digital Affection** is an unscheduled music video starring the Steven Universe fancharacters, Red Diamond and Plastic Pearl. The song featured is "Digital Affection" by The Orion Experience.

The animation will show Pearl serenading to his stoic robot leader, Red, while her other followers try to do the same, but more respectfully. Pearl's intrusiveness and dance moves are not appreciated by them, and they keep pushing him away from their divine ruler, until shutting him down completely.

After his lifeless body has been dumped in a basement cell for a while, Red herself returns to turn him back on. Seeing him operative again, her followers understand the ugly robot has Red's blessing and this time tolerate his antics, though not without a frown.

While Red has remained wholly unresponsive throughout the duration of the song, Pearl awakens some memories of a human she hasn't heard of for some while, though has nothing in her software to ponder about it or respond accordingly, and just keeps doing her job.

There are no plans to realize it beyond a storyboard and there's no desired date of completion set for the project. Conception was somewhere in May of 2022.

## See also

* Red Diamond
* Plastic Pearl;
	+ Paul Maggio
Primitive panther

**Primitive panthers** are a rare variant of panther that normally live in deep undiscovered parts of the African jungle.

They can function in extreme cold and heat, since the mane running down their back will adjust itself to whatever climate.

They are supposedly the prehistoric ancestor of the panther. Why and how the species has survived till this date is unknown, as the existence of their evolved form should've gotten rid of them altogether. Because they keep moving, it's hard to spot one.

The species made their first appearance at Lionking Fanart.org on October 18, 2004.

## Behaviour

Primitive panthers don't live in tribes or stay at one place for too long. In general they are docile, friendly and helpful towards other creatures, but don't have the desire to befriend anyone. They prefer solitude.

## Appearance

They have grey or black fur, and black manes going from their head, over their back, covering their tail.

They have long pointy ears, a long slender body, green or brown eyes, and usually a short muzzle.

## Trivia

* Since primitive panthers aren't the direct ancestors of lions and tigers -while being the same family- it is implied that they've evolved from another series of much older cats.
* Originally, this species was only given the Dutch name "oerpanter".

## See also

* Cayn
* Angus
Dragon Tarot

**Dragon Tarot** is a collection of "tarot cards" in A4 format with coloured pencil drawings of dragons, accompanied by an attribute. The titles of the cards were written in English, the descriptions themselves in Dutch.

They were drawn in 1998-1999 for no specific purpose, thus never officially published on the internet.

## Cards

**#1: Pewlap**
 Pewlap is a green, armless dragon who'll grant you strength and courage.None.jpg**#2: ...**
 Unknown. Card has gone missing.**#3: Sinah**
 Sinah is a red dragon with small wings who'll ensure you'll receive love.**#4: Metro**
 Metro is a yellow dragon with small wings who'll give you a boost of energy.**#5: Raylen**
 Raylen is a blue dragon who'll give you serenity, luck, and freedom.**#6: Spikebo**
 Spikebo is a green dragon who'll have you encounter someone who'll become important to you.**#7: Cramo**
 Cramo is a mischievous, peach-coloured dragon who'll ensure you'll have lots of fun in life.**#8: Enzo**
 Enzo is a blue-green dragon who'll give you an answer to whatever question you might have.**#9: Sparx**
 Sparx is a peach-coloured water dragon who'll protect you from danger.**#10: Gonnar**
 Gonnar is a wingless green dragon wearing black armor who'll erase your luck.**#11: Lupico**
 Lupico is a dark-blue dragon who'll give medicine for any illness.**#12: Ronat**
 Ronat is a green dragon who makes you choose between bad luck or picking another card.**#13: Protex**
 Protex is a striped, brown dragon who'll grant you status.**#14: Dalo**
 Dalo is a spotted, white dragon with a long neck and small wings who'll make you instantly happy.**#15: Waterpum**
 Waterpum is a pink-green water dragon who'll grant you an appreciated purpose in life.**#16: Connor**
 Connor is a brown with green dragon who'll have you experience feelings of pride.**#17: *Dead***
 A reimagining of the death card.**#18: *Danger***
 A card that insinuates there's danger ahead, though also symbolizes the start of an adventure that shouldn't be feared.**#19: Tiptail**
 Tiptail is a striped, white dragon with small wings who'll ensure you'll receive more attention.**#20: Crater**
 Crater is a red dragon who'll show you something you have that no one else does.**#21: Mattern**
 Mattern is an enraged brown dragon who'll feed off of the anger of the player and attack their biggest enemy.**#22: Nomok**
 Nomok is a purple dragon with small wings, described to have been the last dragon alive before their extinction. His "power percentage" is high, but it's not explained what his attribute is.The back of most cards.
Inuyasha: A Modern Fairy Tale

**Inuyasha: A Modern Fairy Tale** is a comedic retelling of the original Inuyasha anime/manga.

The series was conceived after the titular character got redesigned, meant to criticize his original look. Said redesign has elements of the race of dog Inuyasha's father and half-brother are shown to transform into.

The story itself has a few dog and fetish jokes and plays off in modern times only, where Inuyasha is also the only demon shown to exist.

The redesign was uploaded in 2018 at Tumblr. Many attempts were drawn years prior, though were unsatisfactory.

## Characters

### Inuyasha

Inuyasha is a dog demon who was spellbound to a tree for 50 long years, since people kept mistaking him for a "overly devoted furry cosplayer" and did not want to acknowledge him. Instead of a magic arrow, this Inuyasha was sealed and put to sleep by a magic dog leash, tied to the tree.

Being naked and knocked-out, Kagome believed he was a victim of bullying and freed him before the sister of the priestess who trapped him could stop her. After he awakened and threw some insults at them, Kaede presented Kagome a spiked dog collar and requested her to throw it around Inuyasha's neck, which would allow her to command him.

Inuyasha is described to behave like an untrained young dog. His act of biting the priestess, Kikyo, is what caused him to get tied to the tree, and the fact Kagome looks like her makes it hard for him to be nice towards her. Though, he shows little respect to people in general.

Unlike the original character, he isn't considered to be a half-blood demon, has no brother, and no other established relationships. He was supposedly born in the far past when demons still roamed, but is the only one who survived. This Inuyasha is stated to be at least 500 years old.

Inuyasha has long floppy ears, a large amount of curly fur on his chest, the back paws of a dog, and a tail. Because of his fur, he tends to stay warm and doesn't like to wear clothes, though has to on Kagome's demand. He often keeps his chest bare.

She's embarrassed by his personality and looks, though depending on the clothes he wears, strangers either see him as a normal human or an actual dog.

### Kagome

Kagome is an average school girl who comes across the sleeping Inuyasha and thinks to help him by removing the leash from his neck. From that moment she's put in the awkward position of having to be his "owner".

### Kaede

Kaede is the now elderly sister of the late Kikyo, the woman who sealed Inuyasha.

She was quick to show up when she spotted someone messing with his prison, implying she'd been on guard duty for 50 years. She had a magic dog collar ready in case he'd escape.

### Kikyo

Kikyo is a priestess who tried to take Inuyasha in as if he were a real animal, but then he bit her hand and she angrily cursed him with a magic leash.

Her sister claimed she jumped off a bridge when furry culture became increasingly popular, as these costumed people reminded her of Inuyasha and "the horrible abuse" he put her through.
May the 1st

**May the 1st** is an annual tribute to May Kanker from Ed, Edd n Eddy, which debuted in 2010.

The practise entails that a drawing of May is uploaded to Deviantart on every May the 1st. It was set up to ensure the character would not be neglected in fanart; since VampireMeerkat dislikes her the most out of the Ed, Edd n Eddy cast.

## Entries

### May (2010)

A small drawing showing May sporting different styles, two of which are her sisters'.

### The 1st May (2011)

A drawing that mimics the layout of the previous entry, starring an adult May.

### May the 1st (2012)

A drawing that copies the theme of the first entry, starring a teenage May.

### 1st May (2014)

A drawing that copies the theme of the previous entry, starring the regular May.

### 1st of May (2015)

A drawing of an adult May parodying the American Beauty cover.

### May 1st (2016)

A drawing showing off May Kanker's future job as a horror movie actress. This submission was uploaded a day late, as there were intentions to skip this year.

### Once upon a 1st, there was May (2017)

A drawing of an adult May and Ed, parodying Disney's Tangled. A request.

### MAY THE FIRST (2018)

A drawing showing a teenage May celebrating her birthday with her sisters.

### MJMAY THE FANRST (2019)

A drawing showing the genderbent May trying to swoon the genderbent Ed. A semi-request.

### May the Thirst (2020)

A drawing starring May, her sisters, and the Eds, parodying some Star Wars elements.

### Mays the 1st (2021)

A drawing showcasing different versions of May.

### Wow the 1st (2022)

A cheaply drawn picture of May, celebrating 12 years of "May the 1st".
Red Marker

**Red Marker** is a one-chapter Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction starring Jonny.

The short talks about how Plank disappeared as a character, told by Jonny, and was written to clarify Plank's absence in Ed, Edd n Eddy Highschool.

It was one of the submissions to the second fanfiction contest at The3Eds ("Fanfic of the Season"), and therefore was only visible for registered The3Eds users. A rule of the contest was to include the word "red" in the title.

The story hasn't been published anywhere else on the internet and became lost after the closing down of the The3Eds website, and unlike "Red Is All I See, Who Could Blame Me?", which was submitted for the same contest, it didn't have any illustrations. It was published on April 12, 2011.

## Plot

Jonny is sitting in front of Plank, who appears lifeless, and tries to make him respond. Meanwhile, his inner monologue talks about when it first happened and how he handled it.

At the end Jonny comes to the conclusion Plank was never real to begin with, and he just grew up; thus no longer has imaginary friends.

## Excerpts

> *"He didn't say anything yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that."*
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> -
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> *"First I thought he was messing with me, trying to get me on my knees, begging him to stop it, saying I'm sorry and stuff like that, nothing new; he tried it before. But I begged so many times, for so many days and still he never budged."*
>
> -
>
> *"After three lonely weeks I came up with a new theory. I had no idea where this crazy thought came from and I hoped I was wrong, but went outside to test it anyway. I took a red marker with me and started to look for all kinds of stuff on the street. I drew a face on every small object I could find, then sat down on the ground and waited.*
> *And waited.. and waited.. and waited.. "*
>
> -
>
> *"I'm sitting right in front of him, but don't say anything. I'm looking at him, but what's the use.*
> It's over."
>
>
>
>
>
>

## See also

* Red Marker at The3Eds (website has shut down)
The Prideland Camera!

**The Prideland Camera!** is a series of live-action, comedic toy videos.

It stars action figures and stuffed animals of Lion King characters, having short and unscripted adventures. Simba and Nala are considered to be the main characters.

The first video was uploaded at Lionking Fanart.org on January 27, 2005.

## Episode list

### Simba and Nala are Camping

Uploaded on January 27, 2005.

Simba and Nala go out camping.

### Scar is Plotting

Uploaded on January 28, 2005.

Scar is plotting, but then Simba shows up to make him feel bad.

### Simba is Brainwashing Ya

Uploaded on January 28, 2005.

Simba hosts his own show, "The Brainwash Channel", and is trying to manipulate you.

### Get Away From Me

Uploaded on January 28, 2005.

Lara from The Friends flirts with Simba.

### Simba and Nala to the Disco

Uploaded on January 28, 2005.

Simba and Nala want to enter a dance club, but bouncer Spongebob is making it difficult for them.

### I Am Bigger, Wimp

Uploaded on January 29, 2005.

Simba has surpassed Nala in size and she's jealous over it.

### Simba Loses from a Sleeping Girl

Uploaded on January 29, 2005.

Simba and Nala are competing on the Playstation, and Simba's losing from Nala, who's been asleep the whole time.

### I am Beautiful

Uploaded on February 1, 2005.

Scar is sad, sings a bit from "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera, then Rafiki shows up to try and cheer him up, but Scar has trouble understanding him.

### Happy Valentine's Day

Uploaded on February 13, 2005.

A Simba and Nala Valentine special.

### Who Knows Maybe Even the Best Test

Uploaded on February 17, 2005.

Simba comments on Kiara's (from The Friends) name being the same as his canonical, yet still unborn daughter. A song parody of "White Flag" by Dido.

### Underneath your Clothes

Uploaded on February 26, 2005.

Nala sings a tribute to Simba's golden fur. A song parody of "Underneath your Clothes" by Shakira.

### Scar's New Love

Uploaded on March 18, 2005.

Scar's new girlfriend, Gabrielle, is coming over to visit, but she's a Star Wars monster.

### How Stupid Can Death Be

Uploaded on March 28, 2005.

Simba and Nala find an ominous object hypnotising them to touch it, whereafter they instantly die. Soon after, the entire The Friends cast shows up to also touch it, ending the video with a mountain of corpses.

### Idols Simba

Uploaded on March 31, 2005.

Simba wants to prepare himself for Idols and sings a short parody of "She's So High" by Tal Bachman. The camera moves to Nala, showing she has grown exponentially, thus feels offended by the lyrics.

### Zazou His Day Off

Reuploaded on December 21, 2005. Original upload date unknown.

Zazu has the day off and wants to use it to play with his dolls, but is having trouble opening the tight box containing them, if only because VampireMeerkat has no hands available.

## Trivia

* The videos didn't have titles, only their AVI names.
* There exists an episode where Simba sung a full parody version of "Mamma Mia" by ABBA, but was removed shortly after upload over gaining no audience compared to the other uploads;
	+ It was about how his mother always washed him.
Not The Lorax by Illumination

**Not The Lorax by Illumination** is the collective name of all the music remixes and other edited tracks that are relevant to The Lorax reboot, The Biggering.

While only a few tracks have been produced and no more are scheduled at present time, there are plans to release it as an album video at Youtube upon hypothetical completion.

## Track listing

1. How Biggering Can I Be? (music)
2. Once-ler's Recollection (music)
3. About the Meeting (skit)
4. The Call for Eden (music)
5. Nobody Needs a Thneed (music)
6. Interview with the popular tall man (skit)
7. Fur is Mine (music)
8. Thirsty for Orange Wine (music)
9. Embrace Me (music)
10. PodcAMAst! (skit)
11. Stay (music)
12. -
13. -
14. Die for Me (music)
15. Deathbed Excuses (music) | Length
1:07
2:25
3:12 (?)
1:46
2:46
1:11
1:29
Islands

* Ascension
* Canary Islands
* Comoros
* Madagascar
* Principe
* Reunion
* Saint Helena
* Sao Tome
* Seychelles

North America: (See also: Caribbean Islands)

* Anguila
* Antigua
* Aruba
* Baffin Island
* Barbados
* Barbuda
* Bonaire
* Cape Breton
* Cayman Islands
* Cozumel
* Cuba
* Curacao
* Ellesmere
* Greenland
* Guadeloupe
* Hispaniola
* Jamaica
* Key West
* Little Diomede
* Long Island
* Mackinac
* Manhattan
* Martha's Vineyard
* Martinique
* Montserrat
* Nantucket
* Newfoundland
* Puerto Rico
* Prince Edward
* Saint Lucia
* Saint Martin
* Saint Vincent
* Santa Catalina
* Staten Island
* Turks and Caicos Islands
* Vancouver
* Virgin Islands (American)
* Virgin Islands (British)

Oceania:

* Bora Bora
* Christmas Island
* Cook Islands
* Hawaii
* Kauai
* Lanai
* Maui
* Midway Island
* Molokai
* New Hebrides
* North Island
* Oahu
* South Island
* Tahiti

South America:

* Easter Island
* Falkland Islands
* Galapagos Islands
* Tierra del Fuego
It's Midnight (intro)

The **It's Midnight intro** is an unscheduled intro/summary for the story, It's Midnight, featuring "Midnight" by Caravan Palace.

The video starts off with Lady Bell travelling through a rural landscape in a horse carriage, until she passes by a village. She witnesses its people about to bury a boy alive and goes over to save him. She takes her new son to her waiting family at home, who greet them with glee, but the next morning, the youngest child is found dead in the kitchen.

Lady Bell shields Kieran from the crime scene, not suspecting him of anything, and years go by with more casualties happening outside and around the house.

When all children have been disposed of, the depressed Lord Bellew becomes suspicious of Kieran and hits him in his drunken rage. As such, Kieran kills him as well and ensures no trace is left behind. Lady Bell believes her husband has abandoned her after the years of tragedy.

She tries to confide in her friends and find some moments of joy with her other contacts, with Kieran always shadowing her, until they also seemingly abandon her. With no one left in her life, Lady Bell struggles to stay positive.

One night, Kieran enters her bedroom with the intent to kill her, but her embrace has an unusual effect on him, and midnight passes without having done anything.

The imagery of the video is reminiscent of paper theater performances; and shows the characters mostly portrayed as black figures, dragged across minimalistic or abstract backgrounds. The last few seconds of the video introduces Kieran and Lady Bell as they're designed.

There's no desired date of completion set for the project. Conception was somewhere in December of 2020.
Max is a Murderer

**Max is a Murderer** is the unofficial name of a deleted Goofy Movie fanfiction.

The first chapter was written and uploaded at Fanfiction, presumably before or around 2008, then deleted after an unknown period of time.

The original title of the story and the text file have been lost, as it was consciously discarded of. Next to the story being too slow and descriptive, another reason was the overall violent plot.

## Story

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**Bugs**, or **Beestjes**, is a video edit with random Inuyasha episode clips and the song "Beestjes" by Ronnie en The Ronnies.

It was intended to be a comedic bit and describes the many monsters the cast fights as "bugs" or "insects". Since the song is in Dutch and no translation was given, VampireMeerkat's primarily English audience could not understand, though the details of the video's popularity at the time are entirely unknown.

The video used to be uploaded on the long defunct "ananas" channel in 2006, which was VampireMeerkat's first Youtube account. The channel got deleted during Youtube's early copyright purge and the video was never reuploaded again.

## Trivia

* The actual title of the video has been forgotten.
I am J U S T A P A N C A K E

**I am J U S T A P A N C A K E** is a comedic video edit using cutscenes from Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep, and is a parody of the Youtuber, Just a Pancake.

The first half of the video shows a few edited clips from the game, while the second half is a short story starring Just a Pancake himself, battling with another version of himself, again parodying the Kingdom Hearts series.

The video was uploaded to Youtube on February 22, 2019.

## Trivia

* Most of the edited clips were finished years ago, before VampireMeerkat learned of Just a Pancake, and not made for this video;
	+ The project was originally called "Kingdom Lol".
Mir Yusuf's Song

**Mir Yusuf's Song** is an unscheduled music video starring the human Meowth from the Pokémon fanseries, Mioo, Dorost Ast!. The song featured is "Nyarth no Uta" from the TV-show, but translated and performed by "batwing321".

The animation opens up at a forest, showing Mir Yusuf ready with his guitar whilst his Pokémon teammates set up a tent. He performs his song -commenting on the pleasant atmosphere and chasing wild Pokémon away with his horrid voice, though also reflects back to the moments that changed his life forever. Eventually, the serenity of being alone loses its appeal and the song comes to an end.

There are no plans to realize it beyond a storyboard, or potentially the phase of line art, and there's no desired date of completion set for the project, though a brief start was made on January 10, 2019.

## See also

* Mir Yusuf
* Mioo, Dorost Ast!
My Shiny Teeth and Me

**My Shiny Teeth and Me** is a storyboarded music video starring the teenage version of The Lion King fancharacter, Damy, and features the song of the same name as heard in The Fairly OddParents episode of the same name.

Damy is seen happily strolling around proclaiming to adore his teeth. The video heavily referenced (musical) scenes from the original Lion King movie and its sequel.

It was uploaded to Lionking Fanart.org on October 7, 2005.

## Trivia

* The play button appeared not to be working after exporting the Flash video.
* The animation was also uploaded to Newgrounds 12 days later, but despite garnering more attention over time, the low voting score lead to the decision to remove the upload;
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* The animation was loved and referenced often amongst VampireMeerkat's family.
TRANSVESTITE, TRANSGENDER, CROSSDRESSER

**TRANSVESTITE, TRANSGENDER, CROSSDRESSER** is a cancelled music video starring a character rendition of Dee Rhymz, featuring Matt Pop's remix of "Tranny in the House" by LA CHIQUITTA.

The video was going to show a scantily clad, feminine "Dee Rhymz" entering a club to sing and dance about how desirable she is.

A few pencil-drawn storyboard images in A4 format were scanned in and imported to Adobe Flash to give an official start to the project, but this method caused system slowdowns, forcing everything to be halted and eventually abandoned.

The project was publicly announced at Deviantart on July 25, 2010, in the form of a semi-animated promo image with part of the song playing in the background. After Adobe halted their support for Flash animations, this upload became compromised.
Oceana

**Oceana** is the daughter of Melody and Ursula's non-canon son, Orson, from The Little Mermaid 2 reboot.

She's a once inconceivable mermaid-octopan hybrid, who has to deal with the fact she doesn't fully belong with either sides. Unlike Ariel and Melody, Oceana can't link a desire to her dissatisfaction and has to accept her life the way it is.

While her mother is royalty and has been married to her octopan father for years, octopans aren't welcome in Atlantica and plans for peace between the two fighting races still haven't been entertained. Their violent history and aggressive demeanour is a huge factor.

Oceana has to adapt herself in order to appease the Atlanticans and sit alongside her mother during visits, while her father still collects stares.

She doesn't play an actual role in the reboot and made her first online appearance at Tumblr on May 26, 2019.

## Personality

Oceana is playfully curious, but also enjoys chaos from time to time. While not mean-spirited, her high energy can be tiresome to deal with and makes her stand out.

Because it's easier to pass as a mermaid, she tends to solely mingle with merfolk and their world, but once wished to explore her father's side and wondered if she didn't fit in better with the octopans.

When she's given this chance, she learns that the species is hard to deal with; as the males are violent and the females manipulative, with both groups constantly feeling vengeful over the smallest matters. Oceana reaches a disappointing conclusion and has to accept there'll never be a community where she can be herself.

Since she's bored by merpeople, who she likes to bother with her pranks and weird sense of humor, and feels intimidated by octopans, she only has her parents to turn to and can feel very lonely at times. Still, as an optimist, she does whatever she can to cheer herself up and tends to be the light in the room.

## Appearance

Oceana has four relatively short tentacles with half a fin at the end of each, which she can hold together to make look like a mostly unsuspicious mermaid tail.

Her hairdo resembles Ariel's, though the bangs are reversed, and her hair is black with white bangs. She wears a purple seashell top, has black tentacles, and purple fins. Her skin has a normal shade, her fingernails and eyes are blue, and she has small fangs.

## Trivia

* Unlike her mother's side of the family, Oceana can't sing and sounds extremely off-key.
* As a quarter-blood witch, Oceana's magic abilities are lacking.
* Oceana is infertile.

## See Also

* The Little Mermaid II: History Repeats
* Octopan
Hareman

**Haremans** are mythological creatures that look like a rabbit/hare combined with a human. They were first mentioned in the Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction "Until I See You Again".

## Behaviour

They like to obey their rules and traditions, making it easy to exploit them. They have many enemies that hunt them for food, one of them being another humanoid species called allcats.

When a hareman is too overcome by stress, they can fall unconscious and die of a heart attack. This is similar to a phenomenon found in normal rabbits. Because of this, though, they're an easy and loved prey.

The species managed to survive because of their talent in keeping their villages hidden. Their instincts also urge all 18-year-olds and left-over singles to meet up at a designated meeting ground and find a partner for life. It's uncommon for a hareman to die single or without having at least 5 children.

## Appearance

They have long ears, small sharp nails, short tails and tend to have thin, light fuzz covering their bodies. This is mostly felt and not seen. They walk on their toes and their feet resemble that of a rabbit.

The fur on their ears are always the same colour as their hair, though can have differently coloured spots and patches. Their skin colour seems to be random, though dark-haired and haremans with spots are more likely to be dark-skinned.

They have a sporty, but slender build, since they're runners and not fighters. They wear short robes made with the hair of fellow angora haremans, who's hair seems to grow fast and long enough to provide a village with clothes within just 2 months of time.

## Trivia

* They were inspired by the viera race from the Final Fantasy video game series, but don't share any other similarities besides being a rabbit-human creature.
I Would Die for You

**I Would Die for You** is an unscheduled music video starring Smilla O'Schmuns and The Once-ler from The Lorax reboot, The Biggering . The song featured is "Guide You Home" by Rebecca Kneubuhl and Gabriel Mann.

The setting is a few years after Once-ler's downfall. O'Schmuns is experiencing a breakdown of some sort and lying on the floor of her home. Her mind gets overtaken by a daydream, and in it, she imagines her ex-boss and more presentable past self dancing and proclaiming their love for each other.

Her delusions portray him as a kind partner who feels some sort of gratitude for the love she shows him, though the facts of reality tend to slip in at times. It may appear like Once-ler's puppeteering O'Schmuns, opposed to dancing with her, and when their passion grows at its highest, he's undeniably strangling her to death -though O'Schmuns appears to be doing this to herselfin reality.

With her smile refusing to fade and her fantasy turning back to normal soon after, the video conveys Once-ler may act like her enemy, but she is her own enemy.

There are no plans to realize it beyond a storyboard and there's no desired date of completion set for the project. Conception was somewhere in May of 2023.

## See also

* The Biggering
* The Once-ler
Dolores Toad

**Dolores Toad** is a semi-antagonist from Thumbelina. This page covers the same character, but with an added past.

Artwork was first published at Deviantart on July 14, 2010.

## Backstory

> Dolores came from a simple family and always dreamt of becoming rich and famous, if only because of her underlying desire of wanting to be seen and no longer work long hours for a few coins. She had a difficult relationship with her parents, who were workaholics and didn't spend much leisurely time with her. Her mother believed her wish of becoming a celebrity was pointless and made sure to tell her often, so one day, Dolores ran away from home to pursue her dream.
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At the age Dolores left home, she wore a dark-green dress with green dots, black slippers, and had a sideways ponytail in a purple ribbon.

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Peach Creek Hospital

**The Peach Creek Hospital** is a medium-sized hospital mentioned in Ed, Edd n Eddy Working. It's not actually located in Peach Creek itself, at least one other city sits between it and Peach Creek.

## Trivia

* Edd ends up working here after finishing his medical training and becoming a young surgeon at the age of 24.
* Eddy got hospitalized twice.
Jonny's cell phone

**Jonny's cell phone** is a "character" from Ed, Edd n Eddy Highschool, an Ed, Edd n Eddy related fanseries.

Since Plank no longer makes an appearance, Jonny seems to have replaced him with a cell phone and is seen constantly talking to whoever is at the other side.

No one knows if Jonny's actually talking to someone or if Plank is basically the cell phone. As none of the characters want to get involved with him, and whatever problems he might have, the question remains unanswered.

According to Jonny, the person at the other side is a girl.

## Personality

The person on the phone seems to know the other characters well and is very direct towards them; she doesn't care much about people's feelings and always speaks her mind. Not all characters accept her opinion and it happens that Jonny gets beaten up for translating her comments.

Even so, she can also serve as an eye-opener.

## Appearance

Jonny's cell phone is big, orange/yellow, and slightly damaged at the top. In many ways, it resembles Plank.
Jonny never revealed what the girl herself looks like.

## Trivia

* Jonny was first written to have a tape recorder/CD player, instead of a cell phone.
Beauty and the Beast Trailer (OfFailure and Wilde Edition)

**"Beauty and the Beast Trailer (OfFailure and Wilde Edition)"** is a comedic dub of the Disney's live-action Beauty and the Beast trailer.

The project was proposed by a long-term Youtube collaborator of VampireMeerkat's, Tim Collins.

It was assembled much the same way as past videos, where Collins would send a pre-edited file with his lines already added and VampireMeerkat would have to think of a script to match with what was already established.

A few vocal sound effects, a Pokémon-related visual joke, and a keyboard recording of the movie's title song was inserted, but the overall editing left over to Collins.

The updated video was sent back, more lines and effects added by Collins, then uploaded to his Youtube account on August 12, 2019 .

## Voice Actors

* Belle: VampireMeerkat
* Mrs. Potts: VampireMeerkat
* Chip: VampireMeerkat
* Beast: Tim Collins
* Cogsworth: Tim Collins
* Lumière: Tim Collins
* Maurice: Tim Collins
* Gaston: Tim Collins
* Little girl learning to read: Tim Collins

## Quotes

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* Tim Collins admitted to have been inspired by VampireMeerkat's Ghostbusters (2016) trailer parody and wanted a similar product.