Crashbox 31

The 31st episode of the series *Crashbox* which aired on August 15, 1999. It was also the fifth episode of Season 2, and it was removed from syndication by January 2016.

## Games

**Bold** indicates the answer to the question.

### Radio Scramble (Repeat of Crashbox 2)

1. Facriatee = **Cafeteria**
2. Slamowshlamr = **Marshmallows**
3. Chahadee = **Headache**

### Revolting Slob (Repeat of Crashbox 5)

The Revolting Slob won't stop eating styrofoam packing peanuts, even though they aren't healthy for him.

1. A. Indiscernible, **B. Indigestible,** C. Indistinguishable
2. **A. Inaccurate,** B. Incapable, C. Inspirational
3. A. Adequate, **B. Adamant,** C. Atomized

**Atomized** is the word used to destroy the Revolting Slob at the end.

### Poop or Scoop (Repeat of Crashbox 14)

1. You can smell a skunk's spray from a mile away. **(Scoop)**
2. Some snakes can fly. **(Scoop)**
3. A rat's teeth can grow five inches a year. **(Scoop)**
4. Ostriches bury their heads in the sand. **(Poop)**

### Dirty Pictures (Repeat of Crashbox 4)

*The clues:*

1. Really poor artist
2. Had a thing for sunflowers
3. Paintings are a real Dutch treat
4. "Crazy, man, crazy"
5. "Ear today, gone tomorrow"

**The answer is Vincent Van Gogh.**

### Game System Overload

When the game systems go out, the flashlight bot makes a thermometer, which was full and green, go down to restore the power.

### Mugshots (Repeat of Crashbox 6)

In this segment, Verity interviews the Notorious Gang of Four after a bank heist in Detroit.

1. Sleepy Eyes McGee: He took his family to Utah to see the Grand Canyon. **(Guilty: The Grand Canyon is in Arizona)**
2. Checkers Larue: He was at a concert with his wife, listening to Symphony No. 5 by Mozart. **(Guilty: That tune was written by Beethoven)**
3. Billy Crimp: He was at home watching a nature show about penguins in Antarctica. **(Not guilty)**
4. Mickey "the Goat" O'Grady: He was having a cast removed from his arm, as he broke his femur and tibia. **(Guilty: The femur and tibia are bones you find in the leg)**

### Psycho Math (Repeat of Crashbox 9)

#### **Question #1**

1. The age you need to be to vote (18)
2. Add to years in a decade (10)
3. Divide by pints in a quart (2)

**Equals 14.**

#### *Question #2*

1. The years in a century (100)
2. Plus the "V" in Roman numerals (5)
3. Subtract the frames in a bowling game (10)

**Equals 95.**

#### *Question #3*

1. The noon hour (12)
2. Subtract the sides in an isosceles triangle (3)
3. Subtract the 0s in a million (6)

**Equals 3.**

### Sketch Pad (Repeat of Crashbox 8)

A couple has a baby in Boston, Massachusetts, as the mom and dad were, however, despite his whole family tree being born in Boston, the baby can't be an American citizen.

**The baby was born in 1720, when Massachusetts was still a British colony and the United States were not yet formed.**

### Ten 2nds (Repeat of Crashbox 7)

1. Man on the moon
2. Waterfall
3. Flat tire
4. Good afternoon

## Trivia

* This is the only Radio Scramble segment to feature a traffic report.
* "Ear today, gone tomorrow" is a pun on "here today, gone tomorrow"
* "Captain Copter" mentions "the 405", a nickname for Interstate 405 in Southern California.
* This is the only episode that somebody mistakenly forgot the sound of the start in a *Crashbox Rewind* for some reason.