Faster, More Intense!

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 **Vehicles** | * Torch
* Eagle
 * Go to **Studio**
* Get to **Vehicle**
* Go to **Guard Heliport**
* Breach **Guard Heliport**
* Rescue **Kwilanna**
* **Jump**
* Land on **Target**
* Breach **Guard Heliport**
* Rescue **Kwilanna**
* Get into **Helicopter**
* Escape the **Steelport Guard**
* Kill **Steelport Guard**
* Get to **Vehicle**
* Eliminate **Pursuers**
* Eliminate **Pursuers**
* Prepare for **Jump**

"**Faster, More Intense!**" is the first mission in the *Saints Row: The Third* DLC, *Gangstas in Space*.

## Overview

In this mission Playa participates in the Gangstas in Space film directed by Andy Zhen. The objective is to free alien princess Kwilanna played by Jenny Jaros from the military and then escape from the pursuers.

## Gameplay

Go to Studio
Go to the Film Studio located in Loren Square around the corner from the tunnel.

Get to Vehicle
Get into the Torch that is parked just outside the studio.

Go to Guard Heliport
Drive to the Sierra Point Armory heliport.

Breach Guard Heliport
Head up to the helipad where Kwilanna is tied up.

Rescue Kwilanna
Untie Kwilanna.

After this objective is complete, a cutscene plays.

Jump
Playa is now standing in a helicopter waiting to jump out.

Jump out of the helicopter.

Land on Target
Land on the Target marked with blue smoke.

Breach Guard Heliport
The breach scene again but this time there are more explosions, more guardsmen, and now a helicopter between Playa and Kwilanna.

Rescue Kwilanna
Untie Kwilanna. She gets up and gets in the driver's side of the Eagle parked right next to her.

Get to Helicopter
Eagle takes off upon entering.

Escape the Steelport Guard
Kwilanna navigates the helicopter between buildings, eventually 2 Tornado's spawn and begin shooting causing the Eagle to crash land.

After this objective is complete, a cutscene plays.

Kill **Steelport Guard**
A Bulldog drives up to Playa and Kwilanna with 3 guardsmen getting out.

Kill the 3 guardsmen.

Get to Vehicle
Kwilanna gets in the driver side of the Bulldog while Playa operates the turret.

In Co-op, the Host uses the turret while the Guest sits in the passenger seat next to Kwilanna.

Eliminate Pursuers
Kwilanna navigates through Loren Square and Henry Steel Mills while being pursued by other Bulldogs.

When reaching the bridge there is a road block that consists of 4 Bulldogs, 2 Challengers, and 2 Tornados which are destroyed by 2 Aegeans that uncloak from behind them.

Eliminate Pursuers
Starting at the bridge Kwilanna navigates the Bulldog through Ashwood, Burns Hill, Salander, and Brickston. While being bombarded by Energy Blasts and Lasers from the pursuing Aegeans.

After this objective is complete, a cutscene plays.

Prepare for Jump
Kwilanna drives the Bulldog down the road then shortly off a cliff, Playa and Kwilanna are floating in the water.

After this objective is complete, a cutscene plays.

Eliminate Pursuers
The take restarts and Playa intervenes and tells Jenny to take a different route.

Being pursued again by more Aegeans, Kwilanna navigates through Brickston, Ashwood, Salander. Kwilanna navigates to tunnel in Burns Hill, the pursuing Aegeans crash. After the crash, a few Scythes arrive and continue pursuit almost to the end of the tunnel.

## Rewards

* Gang Customization - Space Aliens unlocked
1/1

* Cash: $8000
* Respect: Unknown

## Trivia

* George Lucas frequently said "Faster, More Intense!" when directing Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. Andy Zhen says the phrase in a later mission.[*which?*]
* Homies cannot be called during this mission.
* The K-8 Krukov and TEK Z-10 are used during this mission.
* The song playing during the chase is "The Enemy is Coming" by Epic Score.
* The dialogue lines for each of Playa's voices are identical more often than in the base game, but there are still some completely different lines.
* The cameramen count as gangs when killed.
* During the pursuit scenes the Bulldog is restored to optimal condition at every checkpoint.
* During the blockade scene the turret can still be fired.
* Towards the end of the chase, some of the Aegeans count as STAG vehicles when destroyed.
* In Co-op, whoever sits in back passenger area of the Eagle is not able to fire any weapons.
* In Co-op, only the Host's dialogue is spoken throughout the entire DLC.
* There are 2 an unused objectives: "Defend Vehicle" and "Escape to Crib"

## Transcript

### Prologue

*Hey, I'm so happy we can finally talk! My name's Andy Zhen, I'm sure you've heard of me. The studio signed me on to direct Gangstas in Space and I want YOU to be the star! I mean, sure you're already a star, but think of immortalizing yourself on the silver screen. Beautiful thought, right? Swing by the studio and you can see the script. I'm sure you'll love it!*— Andy Zhen, "Pre Mission Call"
### Cutscene #1

**Playa**: "*I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch...*"
**Playa**: "*I'M gonna kill that son of a bitch...*"
**Playa**: "*I'm gonna kill THAT son of a... bitch...*"
**Jenny Jaros**: "*Uhm, excuse me?*"
**Jenny Jaros**: "*Oh hi! I'm Jenny, and I just wanted to let you know that I'm so super excited right no!*"
**Playa**: "*Is that a good thing or a bad thing?*"
**Jenny Jaros**: "*Oh my God are you kidding me? My first feature and I'm starring opposite the leader of the Saints!*"
**Playa**: "*Well I wouldn't get too worked up. On camera is more of a Shaundi or Pierce thing. I'm having a hell of a time wrapping my head around this script.*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Is the script a problem? Just say the word, baby, we'll toss it!*"
**Playa**: "*No, it's cool, I'm just... I'm gonna need cue cards like a motherfucker.*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Brilliant! That's so fucking cinema verite! You're gonna kill it!*"
**Jenny Jaros**: "*It's nice to meet you Mr. Zhen!*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*WHO IS THIS EXTRA AND WHY IS SHE TALKING TO ME?!*"
**Jenny Jaros**: "*Oh, Mr. Zhen, I'm playing Kwilanna...*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Really? I thought we were getting a NAME for Kwilanna.*"
**Jenny Jaros**: "*Nope... Just me!*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*That's just fucking great.*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Look! Missy McNobody over here isn't gonna bring you down, I promise. I won't let her! Okay? You just be yourself, you're gonna kill it.*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Alright! LET'S SHOOT THIS FUCKER!*"
 — Faster, More Intense! intro cutscene
### Gameplay

**Andy Zhen**: "*Alright, in this scene you're rescuing the alien princess from the military.*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*Jenny, yes?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*That's Jenny, right?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Jenny, yes?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*So Jenny's character then?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*So... Jenny?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*You're talking about Jenny?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Jenny, then?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grunts*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Who? Oh right. Whatever. Her real name ain't worth the foam in my morning double decaf soy latte.*"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*Wow...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*You sure it's foam?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*O... K...*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Maybe you should cut down on those...*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Wow...*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Don't gotta be a dick about it...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Bit harsh.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Gargles*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Just play this fast and loose. You'll be a natural, trust me.*"

+**Playa - Female 1**: "*Right...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Right...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*So you say.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Sure...*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Whatever you say.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Whatever.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*If you say so.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Snarls*"
 — "Mission Start"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Places everyone! Let's win me a gold statue! Annnnnd... Action!*"

+**Playa**: "*The government won't escape with the alien. Not if I have anything to say about it.*"

-**Playa**: "*The government won't escape with the alien. Not if I have anything to say about it.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Gurgles*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Mint, baby! Ok, now you charge up the hill guns blazing.*"

+**Playa**: "*I'm coming, princess! Hang on!*"

-**Playa**: "*I'm coming, princess! Hang on!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Sneers*"
 — "Take 1 Drive"

+**Playa**: "*Hang on, I've got you.*"

-**Playa**: "*Hang on, I've got you.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
**Kwilanna**: "*You... you saved me! You're not like the...!*"

+**Playa**: "*No time for small talk. We...*"

-**Playa**: "*No time for small talk. We...*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Mumbles*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*CUT!*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*You know what... this just isn't working for me. There's no life! We've got a star making performance here, and a cardboard cutout for a co-star... We gotta ramp everything up. Take it back to entering the base, we're sexing this fucker up! More guards, more assault rifles!*"
 — "Take 1 Untie Alien"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*You good for another take?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*You look nervous.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*So this is your first acting job?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*You look a little tense.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*You doing alright?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*You good for another take?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Doin' alright, love?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Yeah, just... y'know. Trying to make Mr. Zhen happy!*"
 — "Take 1 After Cut"
*Land in the target, it's a perfect spot!*— Andy Zhen, "Hit Landing"
*Take two! Annnnnd... AMAZE ME!*— Andy Zhen, "Take 2 Start"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*Déjà vu...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Shit's getting to be a little cliché...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Not again...*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Parachuting in... why not.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Pierce was right about buying stock in parachutes...*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Déjà vu...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Oh for fuck's sake.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grunts*"
 — "Take 2"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*What was that?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*The hell was that?*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*What was that?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*What was that!*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*What the hell?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Oh shit!*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Shit!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Growls*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*Are you serious?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Not sure this is safe.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Should I be worried?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Are you serious?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*He wasn't kidding.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*The hell is wrong with this dude?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Look at that!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Babbles*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*Where's the damn stuntman when you need him?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Enough with the explosions!*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*I smell burning hair...*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Ramped up was right.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*This is crazy.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*He lost his mind?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Where's the damn stuntman when you need him?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Mumbles*"
 — "Take 1 Explosions"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*I won't let them take you away, princess.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*I won't let them take you away, princess.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*I won't let them take you away, princess.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*I won't let them take you away, princess.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*I won't let them take you away, princess.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*I won't let you take... them, you... I won't let you... I won't let them take you away, princess.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*I won't let them take you away, princess.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Moans*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Thank you ever so much for saving me!*"

+**Playa**: "*I'll be sure to keep you safe. Let's go!*"

-**Playa**: "*I'll be sure to keep you safe. Let's go!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Growls*"
**Kwilanna**: "*I'm ready!*"
 — "Take 2 Untie Alien"

+**Playa**: "*Keep it steady, I'll hold these guys off!*"

-**Playa**: "*Keep it steady, I'll hold these guys off!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
**Kwilanna**: "*I've never flown anything like this... this THING before.*"

+**Playa**: "*It's called a helicopter. And I have faith in you, princess.*"

-**Playa**: "*It's called a helicopter. And I have faith in you, princess.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Sneers*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Please, my name in your language is Kwilanna.*"

+**Playa - Female 1**: "*Then I have faith in you, Kwilanna.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Then I have faith in you, Kwilanna.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Just get us to safety, Kwilanna.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Well nice flying, Kwilanna.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Kwilanna, then. I believe in you.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*You'll do fine, Kwilanna.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Kwilanna. I like the sound of that.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Gargles*"
 — "Take 2 Flying"
*We've been hit! We're going to crash!*— Kwilanna, "Heli Crashed Into"

+**Playa**: "*That's not good!*"

-**Playa**: "*That's not good!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grunts*"
**Kwilanna**: "*What's happening?*"

+**Playa**: "*We're going down!*"

-**Playa**: "*We're going down!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Snarls*"
 — "Heli Crash"
**Kwilanna**: "*Omigod, are you ok?*"

+**Playa - Female 1**: "*Yes. Shockingly...*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Yes. Shockingly...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Nothing a little vodka won't fix.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Fine. Nice landing...*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*You crash like a pro.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Eh, happens all the time.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Rocky landing, but I'm still here.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Growls*"
 — "Heli Down"
**Andy Zhen**: "*And cut! Beautiful. Way to roll with the punches and improvise. I loved it!*"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*I know I'm good.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*I'm getting' the hang of this.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Better than expected?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*I'm getting the hang of it.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Guess that wasn't so bad.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*I know I'm good.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Yeah, I'm a bloody natural.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Mumbles*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Thank you so much, Mr. Zhen! I'm glad you...*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Yeah, I was talking to our star, not you. You had the emotional range of a bagel... like one of those shitty whole-grain bagels that nobody likes. Alright, let's setup the next shot!*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*He doesn't know what he's talking about.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*That's funny, cause I thought you were great.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*He doesn't know what he's talking about.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*He wouldn't know good acting if it bit him in the ass.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Jenny, don't listen to him. You're doing great.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Ignore that shit, you did fine.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Ignore the prick, Jenny.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Babbles*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Thanks...*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Ok, we're rolling! And... MAKE SOME MAGIC!*"
 — "Take 2 Cut"

+**Playa**: "*Up ahead, let's take that car.*"

-**Playa**: "*Up ahead, let's take that car.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
**Kwilanna**: "*There are guards all around...*"
 — "Get in Car"

+**Playa**: "*The military won't give up.*"

-**Playa**: "*The military won't give up.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grunts*"
**Kwilanna**: "*We can't lose them in this primitive vehicle.*"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*Sorry, forgot the line. Nice ad-lib.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Shit, forgot my line... Nice driving by the way.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Uh... line? Sorry Jenny. You're doing great.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Uh... line? Sorry Jenny. You're doing great.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Sorry, forgot the line. Nice ad-lib.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Uh... line? Sorry Jenny. You're doing great.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Sorry, forgot the line. Nice ad-lib.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Groans*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Thanks!*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Kwilanna, stay in character! God, is this your first acting job?*"
**Kwilanna**: "*I mean... Thanks.*"
 — "Assault Drive1"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*Jesus, how many guys is he throwing at us?*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*He's starting to piss me off here...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*He must have paid a fortune for all these guys.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*How did they possibly get all this equipment to attack us with?*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Jesus, how many guys is he throwing at us?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*The hell did all these guys come from?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*He's really throwin' everything at us.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Sneers*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Uh... You mean your military leaders?*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*No, Zhen. This is a little ridiculous.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Zhen. These are a LOT of guys.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*No, Zhen. This is a little ridiculous.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*No, our psycho director.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*No, Zhen. This is kinda bordering on crazy.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Mili-what? No, I'm talkin' about Zhen.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*No, talkin' about Zhen.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Snarls*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Oh...*"
 — "Assault Drive2"
*They've blockaded the road!*— Kwilanna, "Bridge Blockade"
**Kwilanna**: "*My people! They're attacking!*"

+**Playa**: "*We can't outrun them, we're gonna need to hide.*"

-**Playa**: "*We can't outrun them, we're gonna need to hide.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Mumbles*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Where?*"

+**Playa**: "*Keep driving, I'll think of something.*"

-**Playa**: "*Keep driving, I'll think of something.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Sneers*"
 — "Alien Assault"
**Kwilanna**: "*My people, they... they will not let us live long.*"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*Once we hide, we can figure out how to stop them.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Once we hide, we can figure out how to stop them.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Once we hide, we can figure out how to stop them.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Once we hide, we can figure out how to stop them.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Once we hide, we can figure out how to stop them.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Once we hide, we can figure out how to protect... how to stop them.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Once we hide, we can figure out how to stop them.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
**Kwilanna**: "*How can we lose them in this city?*"

+**Playa**: "*We go somewhere they can't follow.*"

-**Playa**: "*We go somewhere they can't follow.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grunts*"
**Kwilanna**: "*We're running out of time!*"
 — "Drive to Tunnel 2"
*You missed it. That's ok, try again.*— Andy Zhen, "Miss"

+**Playa**: "*Turn into that tunnel!*"

-**Playa**: "*Turn into that tunnel!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Babbles*"
 — "Reaching Tunnel"
*They don't have enough space to move!*— Kwilanna, "Ships Crash Inside"

+**Playa**: "*We've got to seal off the tunnel!*"

-**Playa**: "*We've got to seal off the tunnel!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Growls*"
 — "Ships Crash Outside"
**Kwilanna**: "*If my people are already here, I fear we may be too late.*"

+**Playa**: "*Are you fucking kidding me?*"

-**Playa**: "*Are you fucking kidding me?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Garbled*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Um... late because of the prophecy that--*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*I will tear your insides out!*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Biggest waste of money of all time.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*I will tear your insides out!*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Don't think I won't shove you in the microwave.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*I'm going to stick you in a goddamn microwave if you don't start working.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*I'm gonna shoot you in your non-responsive FACE!*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*I'm gonna toss you in a microwave if you don't start working.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Mumbles*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Wait, what?*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*This goddamn phone! ILLWireless has the worst service.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Huh? Oh crap. Sorry I was trying to text.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*This goddamn phone! ILLWireless has the worst service.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*What? Oh, not you. This stupid phone...*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*I'm getting no service out here. I hate this phone-- Oh shit... sorry.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Huh? Sorry. Stupid phone is taking forever to send a text.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*This bloody phone is-- oh crap are we still filming?*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
 — "Assault Drive3"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Alright, cut! No worries, we'll fix it in post! Ok, next up you're going to jump the car over the river to get to safety. It's all set up and idiot-proof, so that should include you, Jaime.*"
**Kwilanna**: "*I... uh... think you mean Jenny.*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Less talking, more driving!*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*Jumping a car is not bad. You'll see.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Ignore him. You can do it.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Jumping a car is not bad. You'll see.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*It's alright, Jenny. You can do this.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Move on. Not worth it.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*This'll be easy. You'll see.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Don't let the little prick get to you.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Snarls*"
**Kwilanna**: "*It's ok. I'm just... going with the flow.*"
 — "Setting Up Jump"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Ok... Actiones!*"
**Kwilanna**: "*That... doesn't look possible.*"

+**Playa - Male 3**: "*This ain't good.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*You are very, very right...*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*I'm a little worried myself.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Holy shit...*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Bad idea. Bad idea. Bad idea.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*No... no it really doesn't...*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*This ain't good.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
 — "First Jump Attempt"
**Andy Zhen**: "*CUT! What the hell was that, Jemima?! A CHILD could have made that jump! A crippled child! That was blind!*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*With an airplane, maybe.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Back off before I feel the need to get violent.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*Are you kidding?*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*With an airplane, maybe.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Are you fucking high? Did you see how far it was?*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Nobody could have made that jump!*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*That's bollocks! Nobody could have hit that.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Groans*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Listen: I'm really sorry. Please, PLEASE don't let this ruin our relationship. This is 100 percent the casting director's fault. I swear.*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Are you crazy? He's the director!*"

+**Playa - Female 2**: "*And? I don't suffer fools.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*He's a douche is what he is.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*And? I don't suffer fools.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*So? He's lying his ass off about that jump.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*I don't care who he is, you shouldn't take shit like that from anyone.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*That don't mean he can walk all over my ass. Or yours.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Director or not, don't let him walk all over you. Trust me.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Growls*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Alright, let's reset and do that again!*"
 — "First Jump Fail"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Ok, faster with more intensity and less sucking! Aaand! PLAY BALL!*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Here we go...*"

+**Playa - Male 2**: "*Fuck it. Turn up there.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Hold on, turn up here.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*We're taking a different route. Turn up there.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*Fuck this jump, turn up here.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*You know what, fuck that. Turn up ahead.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Fuck it. Turn up there.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Turn up here, Jenny. I got a better idea.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Gargles*"
**Kwilanna**: "*But... that's off script.*"

+**Playa - Female 3**: "*This script ain't worth it.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*Fuck the script.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*It's better than doing the impossible.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*This script ain't worth it.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*I'm rewriting this shit. Trust me.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*So?*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*It's creative license.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Mumbles*"
 — "Second Jump Begin"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Joan, what the hell are you doing?!*"

+**Playa - Male 1**: "*This works better, just keep filming.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*You want this to work, you keep the cameras rolling.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*We're making this shot better.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*We're trying something new, so deal.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*This works better, just keep filming.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Keep those cameras on us.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*Keep those cameras rolling, we're tryin' somethin' new.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Uh... oh. Oh yeah! I see what you're doing! Brilliant, let's go with this!*"
 — "Second Jump Miss"
**Kwilanna**: "*Are you sure this is a good idea?*"

+**Playa**: "*You gotta learn to stand up for yourself.*"

-**Playa**: "*You gotta learn to stand up for yourself.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Garbled*"
**Kwilanna**: "*Not sure I can do that, even with how he's treating me.*"

+**Playa - Female 1**: "*You just need a roll model. Follow me and you'll see how it's done.*"

-**Playa - Female 1**: "*You just need a roll model. Follow me and you'll see how it's done.*"
**Playa - Female 2**: "*You're stronger than you think, Jenny.*"
**Playa - Female 3**: "*That's alright, I'm a good teacher.*"
**Playa - Male 1**: "*Stick with me, sweetheart, and I'll show you how it's done.*"
**Playa - Male 2**: "*Then watch me and I'll show you how it's done.*"
**Playa - Male 3**: "*That's why I'm here.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Gurgles*"
 — "Drive to Tunnel 1"

+**Playa**: "*Slow down. I think we lost them.*"

-**Playa**: "*Slow down. I think we lost them.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Sneers*"
**Kwilanna**: "*And if we didn't?*"

+**Playa**: "*Then this is where we make our stand.*"

-**Playa**: "*Then this is where we make our stand.*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Snarls*"
 — "Stop In Tunnel"
**Kwilanna**: "*Here they come!*"

+**Playa**: "*I'll hold them off!*"

-**Playa**: "*I'll hold them off!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Groans*"
 — "Ships In Tunnel"

+**Playa**: "*Watch those explosions!*"

-**Playa**: "*Careful!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Groans*"
**Playa**: "*Fuck me!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Growls*"
**Playa**: "*Holy shit!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Grunts*"
**Playa**: "*Jesus!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
**Playa**: "*Look at that!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Snarls*"
**Playa**: "*Watch those explosions!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Sneers*"
 — "Car Chase"

+**Playa**: "*We should be safe now. Onward!*"

-**Playa**: "*We should be safe now. Onward!*"
**Playa - Zombie**: "*Roars*"
**Andy Zhen**: "*Cut! That's a wrap for today! Amazing work from most of you. Not naming names... because I've already forgotten your names because you are worthless. Now get off my set!*"
 — "End"

## References

1. ↑ **Wikipedia**: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope#Production

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