EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ULTRAFAN - EPISODE 1 OR SOMETHING IDK

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***EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF ULTRAFAAAAAAAAN!***

***ULTRAMAN LIGHT***

VERSUS

***ULTRAWOMAN MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM***

***BEGIN!***

**Light:** Worship got ya nowhere except the pits, make like Tobio and adopt some common sense!

Z didn't know who you were, before you were never heard. Of!

All the trivia about you the only thing interesting is you got some 0-50 in ya genes but not to be mean, in a fight for you all it'll take is a punch or two and then a quick guillotine!

**M:** Well, look what we have here! Another branch upon the tree that Ken and Marie believed would be green only to be the most dysfunctional the universe had ever seen!

Claim to have ten times Gingay’s ray, yet your big daddy A say “no toys, no play!”

And speaking of him, did anyone say his biggest contribution to ya was GETTIN’ SLAIN?

**Light:** Oh really? We wanna talk about being slain, when you felt the pain of a Godzilla's beam through yo chest, cause you ain't the best when it comes to this transformation game!

I get gains, surpass all the lames, I got connections, you in a depression, it's a grand question:

On your idols why you keep projecting?

**M:** Hey, Z learned his lesson, same to me! It’s not who you worship, it’s FAMILY! And the genuine bonds of TamerGuard and me can strike down the embodiment of entropy!

Now, you're a “fake canon” but ya got no scan device? How did you expect those rings to work in real life?

You cite ONE RP where the darkness gets me? Well, how about your CANON bootleg T-B! YIKES!

**Light:** Sorry for citing one RP, it's not like I could just take a look at your series. How about instead of preaching to me about family, we talk about stuff now that you brought it up: reality!

Combo Up Rings are the key to victory, any attack the mind could come up with like it ain't even a thing.

I can list all your inferiority with ease.

Uno, you can barely fight! Dos, you took a page from Mebius' book, just to end your plight! Tres, if you were in my shoes in my series you'd be put to rest! Quattro, if those weak bars were your best, then I ain't holdin my breath!

**M:** Ah yes, your rings. Any two you throw can save your soul with a “RANDOM BULLSHIT, GO!” Except, oh, there’s a power limit though.

All the half-decent ones are locked to Hyzu, which quickly beats you, in that state I bet I could just cheese you!

And what do half of those not-Fusion-Fight Fusion Fight forms even do? All I see is DX toys that don’t exist, but feels like they were MADE to!

In general, Fake Canon? Boo! 10-year-old “Mabooru” ain’t ever making his games come true!

**Light:** You cheese me? With your pathetic stats? It's true that for me Hyzu can be a tax, but it's called Mugen for a reason, it means infinite: the number of ways I can beat ya!

You make fun of my fake canon status but with you the only comic I see associated is all the relief.

You're a joke, a watered down Kit, and I ain't talkin about the majin.

Give the Ultra Fan Star my regards, after I body bag you they'll want their old Ultra too!

**M:** True, the main Ultra of my show’s gone through a few. But what mattered was TamerGuard, Zett, and OUT-RAPPING YOU!

And compared to said fam, what does SPARK even do? Cool monster weapons and alien tech WHO? And all the aliens they got is another plushie kid. BOO! And by the way, IF your show was true?

Fool’s gold! You’ve tapped into powers you can’t control! The Fake Canon means a parallel Internet’s about to take hold! Here come terrible fics, just as the fox foretold! Cucked with each other by your own two hosts!

Meanwhile, to me and MY bitch they all TOAST! My Phoenix rises from your ashes - once you’re ROAST-ED!

***WHO WON?***

***WHO'S NEXT?***

***THE CHAT DECIDES!***

***EEEEEEEEEE-PIIIIIIIIIIIC RAAAAAAAAAAAAP BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-TLESOFULTRAFAN!***