Natasha Verona Delevingne

### Relatives

Myra Hornswoggle (Step sister), Scarlett Hornswoggle (Step mother), Timotheé Delevingne (Father), Veronica Delevingne (Mother, deceased), Melania Delevingne (Aunt), Vanischkent Delevingne (Uncle), Annie Delevingne (Cousin)

## Appearance

Nat has straight, brunette hair that goes down till her waist. She dyed a few red tips near the ends of her hair during the Hair Dye Fiasco ™. She has hunter green eyes and slightly pale skin which compliment her sharp features. She has both French and German genes from ‘two people who happen to be very hot’. She takes really good care of her looks with her skin and hair care routines which has allowed her to continue looking good.

## Backstory

Nat’s dad is the CEO of a big company which is why her family is rich. But it’s not really the best family. Her parents got divorced when she was four and a few years later her mom passed away because of an illness, leaving her with her dad. Her dad married a woman who had a daughter, Myra. Nat never really got along well with her step mom since she was only eight at the time and till grieving over the loss of her actual mother. Things got worse when Myra came along. Myra, according to Nat, was \*\*\*\*\* who got whatever she wanted. So she grew up disliking (hating) her step mother and sister.

Over time her dad started favouring Myra but Nat didn’t really care at that point. When Nat was sixteen, she had a boyfriend. They weren’t really that close or anything but they were dating. Then one day he cheated on her with Myra and he didn’t even apologise. She called him a stupid c word and a lot of other cuss words and they broke up, after which she said, ‘Don’t come crawling back to me when you grow the \*\*\*\* up and realise you need money you little \*\*\*\*’. Since then she became slightly more vocal when it came to opinions and stuff. She never really had friends. Never wanted them, never needed them, because she thought they would just use her for her money. But when she realised she finally needed to know people, she decided to join the academy.

## Personality

Natasha is often stereotyped a spoilt \*\*\*\*\* because of how she rarely talks to anyone, however, she just likes quiet time and tends to avoid human interaction. She doesn’t necessarily hate people, but she would rather spend time with her cats than with fellow human beings. Which is why she can lack empathy in her responses many times. She doesn’t mean to offend of hurt anyone, but sometimes she does because of her blunt responses. She usually speaks before thinking which can lead to her regretting her words more after than not. She is also a highly organised person and hates messy places because it just bothers her.

She normally has a hard time trusting people which is why she keeps her feelings to herself most of the time, so when she does let it out, it’s turns into a long, 2 hour long rant. She tends to speak fast when she’s nervous which can lead to her not being understood very well. However, she’s highly intelligent and has great in-sites when it comes to debates and stuff but she doesn’t really share it. In her own words, ‘I don’t really like talking too much because when I do I start rambling and stuff and that tends to annoy me. Does it annoy people? I don’t know. I don’t really know people that well. You see, I don’t really talk to people that much you know. People scare me. But not that much… like, I can talk just not talk talk you know what I’m saying? No. Okay then’.

However, when she becomes close to someone, she is the most loyal person you’ll ever meet. She changes entirely from a quiet, introverted girl to a funny, unhinged girl. When she has someone by her side, she finally feels like she can speak freely and to anyone. She’s a great listener and can give good advice as well. She also doesn’t push people to do anything, but will encourage them to do whatever they feel is right. When she’s mad at someone, she doesn’t shy away from telling them exactly how she feels and can make them feel like the worst person in the world. She can be a real nightmare at times, but that’s just part the whole package that comes with Nat Delevingne.

## Other Facts

She’s a Lana Del Rey fan and is very Lana Coded. Her favourite song is Art Deco by Lana Del Rey. She speaks English, German and Italian and was born in France. She is part French and part German and her zodiac sign is Capricorn. Her aesthetic is very general dark academia and her fashion sense is in the old money zone. She also loves cats and has a cat named Chanel. She has a fear of heights because of a skydiving incident when she was fifteen.

## Quotes

”Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt” ~ Natasha Delevingne

“2 cups flour. Like the plant or wheat?” ~ Natasha Delevingne

“This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on that fateful day... I will never be able to recover from this. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. This memory is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did you post this, thinking it was a good idea? You've permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope you're happy. I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that you're already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If you subscribe to any religion, you'd best spend the rest of your time atoning for this ultimate sin. Have a terrible day, I hope this creation of yours haunts you in your dreams” ~ Natasha Delevingne

”Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the guys, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle” ~ Natasha Delevingne

“We don’t need makeup, makeup needs us” ~ Natasha Delevingne

## Knock Knock Jokes

Nat usually says knock knock jokes when it comes to diffusing tension between people since it usually helps to distract them but mostly uses it to annoy people.

### German Knock knock joke

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

\*Slap\* \*In a German accent\* You’re not the one asking the questions

### Knock knock mom joke

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Mom fox

Mom fox who?

Everyone

### Knock knock police joke

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

It’s the police. Your son got hit by a bus

### Knock knock dead body joke

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Howie

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this dead body?

## Her notebook

Nat always has her notebook on her. In that she always has her questions, gossip, notes and other random things written. The last few pages of the notebook are clipped together so that no one can see what was actually written in them. It is filled with her notes from therapy. Something she wants nobody to see.

## Little known facts

Natasha’s mother, Veronica Delevingne’s death, affected her more than she would’ve liked to admit. She usually covers it up with jokes and talks about how she doesn’t care but she does. Ever since Veronica’s death, everything went downhill. Her father married another woman which conveniently brought Myra into her life. Her step mother, Scarlet, expected the best for Myra to the point at which it was like Myra was her father’s first daughter. Myra and Nat never got along since Myra would always make inappropriate jokes about Veronica Delevingne. One day Nat decided she was sick of it and pushed Myra down the stairs before throwing a vase on her. She had a slight panic attack after that and it was the only time it had ever happened. Her father and step mother were not happy and sent her to therapy. All she spoke about in therapy was how much she hates Myra and people and just the planet and human species in general. Talking about it actually made her feel better, but she made have over shared a tad which was why she was sent to a ward for whatever reason. At one point she had gone through a stage in her life where she hated everything and everyone except for herself. She came home and just locked herself in her room. The only ‘person’ she ever spoke to was her cat. Then one day she got a boyfriend. She didn’t really like like him and considered him just a friend but he had asked her out and she didn’t want to be mean so she said yes. Then she caught him cheating on her with Myra, after which she found out Myra didn’t even like him and was just trying to piss her off. Over time her health got better and she was able to put in more time into her academics and got into a good University. She changed her name from Natalia Veronica Delevingne to Natasha Verona Delevingne because it reminded her too much of things she didn’t want to remeber.