Matthew

Matthew is one of the core members of whatthefru. He suffers significantly. He wishes he was guts, but in reality he is more like matahatchi. He is a beloved member of the cast, and is known for his bubbly light hearted humor, and his deep deep deppression. He is bipolar. Probably. He thinks this makes him an interesting person but really it just makes him annoying to talk to. He is mostly proficient at FPS games, and is known to either rage immediately or be super chill and pop off. He obsesses over things that he thinks make him look intelligent (ex: CCRU, Berserk, Vagabond, Moby dick,) he desperately strives for the approval of Jasnoor, who he sees as a father figure.

**Early Life**

In Matthew's early life, he actually was not fat, he was very skinny. Bro was skinny asf. He ran around very fast and ate a ton of food. He was known as the black hole because he could consume incredible amounts of food. Somewhere around age six this caught up with him and he got fat. Retard. In the 2nd grade Matthew discovered porn and life has been a downward spiral since then. He really liked lego star wars the complete saga on the WII because it was the only thing he did everyday. From ages 4 to 9 the only thing he did everyday was go to school and play lego star wars. Life was monotonous. He gained consciousness in the 5th grade when he went to Barnesly elementary school. The GT program made him think he was special. (he was not) In middle school Matthew banded up with a group of friends that played dungeons and dragons with him, and he had a lot of fun. They made fun of him for being christian because they thought that Christianity was not real because of science. They somehow made him think he was bisexual. He was bisexual at age 12. This is not normal. The liberal normal is to corrupt children. Matthew was not certain in his faith but he didn't want to make his dad mad at him for not being christian because his dad yelled at him when he was mad and Matthew really just wanted his dad to be proud of him. That has still never happened. Matthew was invited to whatthefru by his longtime friend Shawn Pourifarsi at age 12.

**FRU ERA (concurrent)**

Matthew started his fru career playing Rainbow 6 with Gabriel Pone and Shawn. Other members played as well, including Lucas, Andrew, Matchu, Kyle, and other guest members. Another game played by these people was For Honor, a game that was simultaneously shitty and very fun. terrible game design. Matthew and Gabe played together the most because they were both chronically online and had no friends outside of the internet. Gabe and Matthew had actually previously known each other previously through the swim team, but it was mostly insignificant. With the fru Matthew became way closer to them rather than his previous friends from middle school, which ended in a near total cut off with them in soft more year of high school. Matthew realized that he was not bisexual and said he was straight, and refuses to acknowledge he was ever bisexual. Softmore year of highschool was during the Corona virus and things were a lil cray. Matthew was introduced to playboi carti by new fru member Jasnoor and former member Andrew. Matthew was initially malicious towards playboi carti , calling him "trash" and "stupid" but eventually he came around and became his biggest fan. He was fucked in the green room. Matthew had a little silly crush on this girl that was not real from south carolina. Her name is **RILEY**. Initially, Matthew was supported in his pursuit of this women by jasnoor and andrew, because they thought it was funny, but soon it consumed nearly his whole life and he became a shadow of his formerself. If there even was a self to have a shadow. In the end matthew's personality does not really exist, it is just a culmination of things he thinks people want to here because his only real purpose is to attain the approval of people around him. anyway, he really liked this girl and then he thought she liked him back but she didn't and it ended really retardedly and he never really got over it. Later on matthew realized that he didn't really like this girl in particular, it was just because she gave him attention. His disgusting physical appearance couldn't get inbetween them online which is probably the only reason she acknowledged him in the first place. It should be noted that there is a significant amount of information missing, but I for the life of me cannot remember it all due to my terrible memory. It all linked back to his primordial desire to be acknowledged. Matthew has never done anything for his own development, it has only ever been for the purposes of satisfying someone else. This is the core reason that he doesn't get what he wants. He has no interesting or unique ideas, and he only does things he assumes will please people. This coupled with a porn addicition and a food addiction and probably other stuff to was too much to bear. He broke on May 4th on his birthday when he shaved his head, even though his pretty good hair was one of the only remotely attractive or likeable aspects of him. The only thing he ever thinks about is the people around him and how they will view him. He acts like he doesn't care because he wants people to see him and think that he is cool because of that, but they really just think hes weird. Matthew is stuck in an inescapable pit of despair that he doesn't know how to get out of because he doesn't want to. Hes really like Shinji. Because Shinji never actually loved anyone, and just ran to anyone that he thought would fill the void in his heart. Writing this is incredibly cringe so I will stop now.

**Connections**

**Riley**

Former flame. 'Free trial incident'

**Shawn**

he blood

Matthew's most massive inhibitor.

**Weaknesses**

He has a few,

Women

Porn

Food

Incurable ADHD