Radioactive Uber Clan

Out of disrespect for the organization, we will be using this anti-RUC poster to represent them.

### Leader

Popeye

(If you're here actually trying to learn about wtf the Radioactive Uber Clan is due to stumbling across their wiki, check the link at the bottom of the page instead.

The **Radioactive Uber Clan** is a fascist paramilitary organization, who claim to be "heroes" out to purge the world of "demons, terrorists, and criminals." Their leader is Popeye. The group is known for attacking and assaulting anyone deemed to be a one of the "demons, terrorists, or criminals" listed above, regardless of facts. Reports also indicate a disproportionate amount of their targets happen to be minority and marginalized groups.

They also instigated the Peninsula War, starting with the Justice Tower Massacre. It is during this period where they committed countless war crimes, such as the mass slaughter of civilian populations, slavery, and the systematic extermination of "undesirables" in their death camps. Throughout the course of the war, they were beaten back by resistance groups, who came together to form a united front.

## History

It is unknown when exactly the Radioactive Uber Clan was founded, as the group is known for their poor and very unreliable record-keeping. However, reports mentioning the group began cropping up around x/x/xxxx, where they are often reported to be assaulting and harassing random civilians somewhere in The Republic. And the first mention of the klan came in x/x/xxxx, when they were reported to have attacked and assaulted a "suspicious criminal," (the report gave no more details other than that). They were reported to have killed and injured many passerby's in the process, becoming one of their most infamous incidents. Besides this, all that is known for sure is that it was formed by Popeye.

It is also unknown when their propagandizing about the "demon menace" and their obsession with demon hunting came to be. As such, it has become a topic of research and study, with certain Resistance members taking the time to discover and examine whatever reports and documents regarding the RUC they can find.

For most of its early days the klan itself was fairly small, comprised of only a few core members and a couple of common thugs and goons. This was enough for the klan to gain some notoriety by murdering random civilians, but occasionally notable people.

Despite their small size, they were recruiting new members, and gradually growing bit by bit as they moved around The Republic. Their path would take them somewhere in [region], which borders The Peninsula.

### Justice Tower

The Radioactive Uber Clan would begin harassing their next target; the Justice Tower protest community, after an incident between their member Albert and one of the community members. However, this is the first time the klan ever had to face an opponent of greater or equal strength to themselves (the community was fairly large), which caused them to fold like a piece of paper. The community was always successful of driving them out and beating them back, often with minimal injuries on their part.

Although the RUC gained many new followers over time, this still would not be enough to put them over the protest community. The RUC became quiet for some time, having seemingly moved on from the protest community after their many defeats. There is a huge gap in the records between this and what would become known as the Justice Tower Massacre. It is unknown what had transpired during this time gap, though there is some evidence of Popeye holding talks with "important" people. Eventually, the RUC would return to Justice Tower, but now not only would they have the numbers, but also the military capacity to mount an offensive on the community, which came to be known as the Justice Tower Massacre. After carrying out the massacre, they would also enter the tower. The Tower's management cordially invited them in, though the RUC had them all killed regardless. The RUC would then use the tower as their base of operations as they marched to conquer the rest of the peninsula. Their initial success is due in part to the aid of many corrupt officials who struck down all attempts at resistance and handed control over to the RUC, as well as the lack of action by the military stationed in the Peninsula.

## Beliefs

What one can expect from a fascist organization, they are obsessed with the idea of their military might, often boasting about their "power." They also believe that they are "saving" the world from some grave and evil threat, and that their fight is one grand, epic narrative that spans universes and dimensions; the ultimate fight of good vs. evil or whatever. All the atrocities they commit, are acts of "heroism" in their eyes. Everything they accuse their enemies of doing, they themselves do, but justify it as "good."

The RUC believes in ridding the world of "demons" and "criminals." Who or what fits into that definition can be whatever is convenient for them at the moment. One thing anyone should keep in mind when it comes to the klan, is that they are overly obsessed with the "demon menace," always going on about the importance of killing "demons" and how "demons" are destroying the world and blowing up orphanages and other comically evil stuff. Suspiciously enough, a lot of these "demons" appear to be minorities, or otherwise vulnerable groups. Non-human races are targeted to an absurd degree, though this does not stop the RUC from having a few non-humans within their ranks (the number can be counted with only one hand, however).

Whether or not they truly believe that "demons" are a threat that is destroying the world, or if they merely use that as an excuse to murder those they deem "undesirable," cannot be said for certain. However, it's quite possible that it started out as a lie to justify their murders, only for them to start believing it. Although, it can vary for individual members and soldiers.

Besides this, they've also developed a major cult of personality around their leader, Popeye. Making "Popeye Appreciation Week" an official holiday is one brazen example. (more examples if I can remember whatever)

Perhaps the most disturbing part of the RUC's ideology is their insistence on their own "heroism" as they commit horrendous acts. Even in their own propaganda, where they portray themselves as pure undefiled heroes, they still go into great detail to depict themselves engaging in needless acts of sadism while describing each every moment of it as heroic. Examples include Roscow, whose family they murdered before forcing him to kill his own baby son, before killing him and feeding his remains to another prisoner (before killing that one too, of course). Popeye Appreciation Week, where victims are strapped to a spinning carnival death ride for an entire day just for disrupting the fair.

The RUC also has a huge Consumeristic mentality, monetizing everything about their clan. They even had a hashtag on this, "#BuyOurProducts," which they will use at almost every opportunity, even when their products aren't even relevant. If something is being sold in a store, you can bet there is an RUC equivalent of it as well.

## Military Capacity

### The Early Days

In the early days, the RUC lacked much of the real firepower they did when they started the Peninsula War. For the most part, they had a couple of guns, pocket knives, cheap swords, and any blunt objects that were lying around. These were usually enough to heckle unarmed civilians and force them to give into their demands (though they would usually just kill them afterwards anyways.) However, they were unable to do much against the Justice Tower Protest Community at this stage.

### Up to the War

Regardless of their actions of heckling and even outright murdering civilians, The Republic's government tolerated and enabled their continued acts of aggression. It came to a point where the RUC was being supplied military-grade weapons by various manufacturers, with approval by the government. Popeye also attempted to start a weapon manufacturing firm of his own so the RUC can supply its own weapons, but he left it entirely to his son Popeye Jr. But that is a story for another article.

The RUC now had access to a wide array of handguns, rifles, and shotguns (no automatic weapons they don't exist in this lore poopoopeepee), as well as anything else that might not be mentioned. They also had access to proper melee weaponry, ranging from combat knives, basic swords, to polearms, among others. Tanks and vehicles were rare but present. Of note, it was around this time the "RUCopter" came to be under Popeye's posssession.

### Evaluation

Despite their access to better equipment, the RUC are not known for being a competent military power. As revealed over the course of the war, their training is piss-poor at best, as the soldiers fail to even establish supply lines during their campaigns, causing them to starve themselves to death and/or run out of weapons and ammo during combat. They are also known to run headfirst into traps, getting themselves killed incredibly easily.

What makes matters worse is the fact that they've been discovered to actively falsify their own battle reports; they refuse to report any losses or defeats, only writing that they won and defeated the "Demon Army" with no casualties. Supposedly this is meant to boost morale, and while it has been successful (the RUC soldiers are known to fight stubbornly and often to the death, despite their stupidity), it also keeps them from being able to assess their situation in any capacity, making them remarkably easy to outsmart and outmaneuver. This is exemplified the best when O'Ryan's forces captured and occupied an RUCamp, and RUC soldiers continued waltzing into the camp as if they still owned the place, only to get met with capture, or just a bullet straight to the head.

Though, incompetency does not make them harmless, far from it. Their sheer psychopathy makes them unpredictable, as they are known to use reckless and suicidal tactics to win their fights (though not without suffering huge losses themselves). A number of resistance fighters have lost their lives to these suicidal charges of theirs, especially as RUC troops seemingly do not even value their own lives (alternatively, they might actually be too dumb to realize that suicide bombing is not going to leave themselves unscathed), making it difficult to stop them in their tracks once they get going.

## Members

I know like 90% of the members are literally cartoon characters. Let's just uhhhh not pay too much attention to that and just say they're "codenames" yeah, "codenames" nothing to see here folks just some "codenames" poopeepee (i know that sentence was a shitpost yes i am including it in the article)

The Main Four

**Popeye** is the klan's leader. A self-proclaimed Admiral, and a madman who wants to rid the world of "Demons."

**Albert** is the klan's so-called "tech expert." He is an angry kid who holds a grudge against one of the Justice Tower Protest Community members.

**Felix** is the Klan's "Hitman." He does a terrible job at stealthily assassinating targets due to his complete lack of an inside voice. In addition, he usually takes credit for other peoples' kills. That's not to say he hasn't wantonly murdered people before in a fit of rage, but sneaking in to take down a specific target? Nah, he's failed almost every time.

**Jabberjaw** is the Klan's "Historian," or in other words, their propagandist. He is responsible for churning out much of the RUC's propaganda, and is an egotistical hypocrite to boot. He absolutely cannot tolerate criticism of any kind, and will rewrite any such comments into RUC/Jabby-supporting messages. Also talking about shoes makes him really, really mad. So talk about shoes around him whenever you can.

Others (rewrite still WIP)

Jafar: One of the original members of the RUC along with Popeye and their "Strategist" and "brainwasher." He has absolutely no mind for strategy or tactics, despite what the RUC claims. Besides this, he also makes medicine for the RUC... which are so bad that they are capable of killing the unkillable. Also has a weird fetish for ripping out peoples spines.

Ruben's Nuts: Their Financial Manager. Was a greedy and highly corrupt CEO of a now defunct company. He wants to hoard as much money to himself as possible, and keeps around slave workers he doesn't have to pay to perform various chores, or just to use as footstools. Also despises Steve, due to his egalitarian views. Also obsessed with his nuts... no, not "those" kinds of nuts, I mean actual nuts, the kinds that come from plants and stuff.

Alf: The RUC's spy, and a really really terrible one at that. He is incapable of disguising himself or passing himself off as the enemy properly, and his disguises often involve the use of paper masks with crayon drawings on them. The RUC is stupid enough to fall for his disguises however.

Garfield: One of the only sensible people within the klan. Was a friend of Felix back in college, who invited him to join the klan. He's the RUC's "Scout," but he doesn't actually do very much, mostly making up stories that the RUC buys wholesale.

Peter: An obese guy who is the Klans "Gunmen". He barely knows how to use a gun though. Otherwise, nothing remarkable about him.

Noid: The Klans "Powerhouse". A short guy in a weird costume who really really hates pizza, and kills anyone who eats it. Also married to Tremaine and had a daughter with her. Gross.

Dr. Zitbag: Is the Klans "Scientist". He's an incredibly sad sad man who doesn't get any credit for his work. Constantly wishing to be relevant, but never getting anything.

Street Sharks: The Klans "Muscles". They're Jabberjaw's younger family members who have no idea what the klan stands for or what they're even doing. Jabberjaw often sends them off on dangerous missions that can get them killed, making it so the Resistance has to actively keep them out of trouble.

Pink Panther: The Klans personal "Thief". Another sensible member, like Garfield. He usually just buys stuff and claims he stole it, which the RUC ends up being impressed like a bunch of easily impressed babies.

Polish Yeti: A big, hairy Yeti who is their "Elite General". A very aggressive and lazy Yeti who the RUC hyped up to be the next "big thing". Best reaction they got were people shocked that yetis existed. Worst reaction they got were laughter. Is said to be the best dancer in the clan(Which given how the other members dance, may very well be true).

(And Boomstick): A skinhead who is Polish Yetis personal assistant. He's pretty much just an accessory to him, that's why his name is written like that. Also he has a bunch of very "interesting" tattoos all over his body, which certainly do not allude to any of his political views in any way I'm sure.

Lady Tremaine: Despite the RUC claiming she's not an official member of the klan, she pretty much is. (Theories suggest that the RUC just wanted to make her seem more unique like this). She works in the RUCamps, where she torments her prisoners and force them into slave labor, or to fight for her entertainment. Is married to Noid and has a daughter with him.

Count Chocula: Another founding member of the RUC who is the klans "Vampire". Despite being a founding member of the RUC and one of the oldest members in there, he gets treated to work at Guard Duty. He thinks he's a king though and became weak due to his obsession with chocolate.

Cyril: A junkie who mooches off the RUC just to have some room and board. He doesn't do anything for the klan, he just sits in his room to do drugs all day. Popeye doesn't seem to like him.

Albert Protection Squad: A group of thugs who really like suits who were hired to protect Albert. They're literally glasses swaps of each other(Except one who has facial hair!) wait, actually... who?

Titans: Mutants the RUC made to control over. Their existence further proves the RUCs sociopathy and them not caring about their own members humanity.

Merlin the Wizard: A deceased wizard the RUC kidnapped. Before he died of Old Age, the RUC kidnapped him into being a founding member of the clan. For the rest of his old, Now miserable life, the RUC would abuse him to the point of him speaking in rhymes. When he died of old age, the RUC believed Bern killed him by burning him alive... and somehow Albert Wesker from Resident Evil was involved.

Chalice, the great Mary Sue of the Divines: The "great woman of the divines" whom is more of a Mary Sue. A Crazy Old lady who mentally tortures her husband and thinks she's 1000 years old and friends with Jesus. The image they use of her was taken from a Castlevania game. She gives the RUC special "tasks" and sometimes mixes her grocery list in these tasks.

Daffy Duck: The RUCs Deceased "medic". While going after Tupac Shakur, the Klan got hungry and after reading up on Duck recipes, they decided to eat Daffy alive. Somehow his body is preserved to this day to be eaten.

Pupeye: A rabid, unhealthy chihuahua that was Popeyes pet. Eventually bit Tech and got killed by Felix out of frustration whom made up the story that Tech gave Pupeye "radioactive rabies" and had to be put down.

## Other Links

For actual information on the RUC as a group on the internet, check the MikeNnemonic wikia, - https://mikennemonic.fandom.com/wiki/Radioactive\_Uber\_Clan