Deep Deep Trouble (Cartoon Paradise version)

**Deep Deep Trouble** is a Cartoon Paradise version of this year 1990 Simpsons song as part of their album: The Simpsons Sing the Blues.

## Cast

1. Ash Ketchum (Sarah Natochenny)
2. Sam Simpson (Jennifer Hale)
3. Serena Tsukino (Stephanie Sheh)
4. Jeanne (Cherami Leigh)
5. Mel Szyslak (Nika Futterman)
6. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
7. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
8. Senora Zapata (Carla Jimenez)
9. Yolanda Harrison (Julie Lemieux)
10. Marina Barton (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
11. Hailey Maxwell (Nika Futterman)
12. Raquel Ortega (Jennifer Hale)
13. Lisa Duncan (Nicole Oliver)
14. Nora Duncan (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
15. Janina Parker (Nicole Oliver)
16. Abilia High Seas (Kari Wahlgren)
17. Kendall Perkins (Emily Osment)
18. Brittney Wong (Minae Noji)
19. Jodi Heartburn (Candi Milo)
20. Jessica Malcom (Susan Roman)
21. Heather Hogwarsh (Laura Summer)
22. Regina (Cherami Leigh)
23. Casey Ann (Ashley Johnson)
24. Katie (Nicole Sullivan)
25. Brock (Bill Rogers)
26. Misty (Michele Knotz)
27. Mary from Mild N Wooly (Kerry Williams)
28. Tracey Sketchit (Craig Blair)

## Transcript and Lyrics

* (Our story opens with Ash in his bedroom one night, as the dream sequence occurs)
* Serena: Ash!
* Sam: Go to your room!
* Ash: Yeah, right. Well, you're damned if you do, (What are we talking about?) Well, you're damned if you do, (Where's your sense of humour?) Well, you're damned if you do, And you're damned if you don't.
* Serena: Ash!
* Ash: Let me start at the start, then take it away. My name is ??? That's Ash, with an art, and a capital be , Then Ket, plus C-H-U-M, that's me! Introductions aside, let's move right along, You can all sing along at the sound of the gong. (Sound of the gong) Once upon a time, about a week ago, All of a sudden, trouble started to grow. Alarm was buzzin', I was snoozin', S'posed to get up now, but I was refusin' To let reality become an intrusion, 'Cause in dreamy-dream land, I was cruisin'. But the buzz kept buzzin', my head kept buzzin'. Gave the radio a throw, and heard an explosion. (Serena: D'oh!) Opened up my eyes, and to my surprise, There stood Serena, and his temperature risin'. I was chillin', he was yellin', Face all distorted, 'cause he was propellin'. It wasn't what he said, but more of his tone, The usual jive, put your nose to the grindstone. I said "I'm real sorry" but that didn't cut it, I started to protest, but Serena said...
* Serena: Shut it. Get up. Mow the lawn. Move it. On the double. 'Cause if you don't, you're in deep, deep trouble.
* Backup Singers: Trouble. Deep, deep trouble. Run into trouble.
* Ash: Where's your sense of humour, man?
* Backup Singers: Deep, deep trouble. And they go a little something like this.
* Ash: So I'm in the front yard, mowin' like crazy, Sweatin' like a pig and the sun is blazing. Serena's in the driveway, getting in the car, With Sam and Jeanne, hope they're going real far. The Serena yells...
* Serena: Ash!
* Ash: and I go Yo She goes...
* Serena: You done yet?
* Ash: and I go No. So he goes
* Serena: Oh! You're too slow.
* Ash: So I step on the gas, to speed up the mow. Didn't see that sprinkler underneath that tree, Wham! Ccchhh! Pssshh! Raining on me! I go Whoa, Serena goes...
* Serena: D'oh! Now you can't go to the boatshow.
* Ash: This is my thanks after working my butt off? Serena revs the motor and they all start to putt off. Soaked to the bone, standing in a puddle, No-one needs to tell me I'm in deep, deep trouble.
* Backup Singers: Trouble.
* Sam: Go to your room.
* Serena: Ash!
* Ash: Yeah, right.
* Jeanne: Ash, go to your room.
* Backup Singers: Deep, deep trouble.
* Sam: Go to your room.
* Serena: Ash!
* Ash: Oh, gimme a break.
* Backup Singers: The young begins the trouble.
* Ash: Well, you're damned if you do, I know the answer. Well, you're damned if you do,
* Backup Singers: Deep, deep trouble.
* Ash: Well, you're damned if you do, And you're damned if you don't. As soon as they're gone, I'm stretched on the lawn, Lookin' at the sky with my sunshades on. Now I've never ever claimed that I was a smarty, But inspiration hits me, lets have a party. Called up my posse, they were here in a flash, They brought all their pals, we started to thrash. There was romping and stomping, an occasional crash, A fist fight or two, and Nintendo for cash. We raided the fridge, dogs raided the trash, I got a little worried when the windows got smashed. The next thing you know, Sam and Serena are home, The kids disappear and I'm all alone. Everything's silent except for my moan, And the low, bluesy tone of a saxophone. They look at me, then they go into a huddle. Get this sinking sensation I'm in deep, deep trouble.
* Backup Singers: Trouble.
* Serena: D'oh.
* Sam: Oh.
* Serena: Ash!
* Ash: Oh, gimme a break.
* Backup Singers: Deep, deep trouble.
* Serena: Hey. What is this?
* Backup Singers: Don't keep trouble.
* Sam: Go to your room.
* Jeanne: Oh yeah.
* Sam: Ash, go to your room.
* Backup Singers: Deep, deep trouble.
* Sam: Go to your room.
* Ash: Okey, dokey.
* Serena: Ash!
* Ash: There's a little epilogue to my tale of sadness. I was dragged down the street by her Royal ???ness. We rounded the corner and came to a stop, Threw me inside ???. I said, Please Sir, just a little off the top. Dude shaved me bare, gave me a lollipop. So on my head, there's nothing but stubble. Man, I hate being in deep, deep trouble.
* Backup Singers: Trouble.
* Ash: Well, you're damned if you do,
* Backup Singers: Trouble! Trouble!
* Ash: Well, you're damned if you do,
* Backup Singers: Deep, deep trouble.
* Ash: Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
* Backup Singers: Nothing but trouble.
* Ash: Aw, come on, man. Well, you're damned if you do, (What are we talking about?) Well, you're damned if you do,
* Backup Singers: Deep, deep trouble.
* Ash: (Where's your sense of humour?) Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
* Backup Singers: Trouble. Deep, deep trouble. Bart: Ha ha ha, ha ha.
* Ash: Deep, deep trouble

## Trivia

* Serena, Sam, and Jeanne play as Homer, Marge and Lisa.