Mr. Arimnaes

**Mr. Arimnaes** is the rich CEO of the largest tech company in Flordaddle: The Big Microsofit. He is one of the six routes Kiane can take in Pizza Game and seducing him is also one of Kiane's main goals at the start of the game. He also is secretly a murderer.

## Personality

Mr. Arimnaes is a snooty, rich, handsome CEO. He uses his title as a rich CEO as a way to assert dominance over others, often acting entitled to things and not concerning himself with the thoughts and opinions of, as he would put it, "pedestrians". He is very hard to please and has fired Kiane too many times to count. He's also a graphic designer who added many changes to his company's logo over the years. His hobbies include playing the piano, chilling out in the spa, creating his own rap song, and murder. Mr. Arimnaes also thoroughly enjoys pizza and bones.

## Route

### Day 1

Mr. Arimnaes makes his big debut on this day, appearing after Kiane argues with the secretary, Office Lady. He says "I am the boss" and slides in, looking as rich as ever, if not more so. He immediately comes off as very serious and business-y, but with that classic silly Pizza Game charm. Then Kiane leaves because he told her she was wearing pajamas.

### Day 2

Kiane finds his office, and he fires her...that is, he would if it were a recap of the day before when he fired Kiane for real because she argued with the secretary and left. However, he acknowledges her moxie and re-hires her as "Printer Boy." Kiane annoys and maybe even creeps him out a bit depending on your choices until he fires her and she complains to Chris about it.

### Day 3

Mr. Arimnaes gives a presentation about the history of the company (logo) and eventually, Kiane leaves. Inner Kiane advises that Outer Kiane goes to his house to make pizza with him. It works, but then it's a cooking show and it's really weird. Then you do an activity. When you reach this, don't pick synchronized swimming because it will reset your affinity with him. That is not a joke, it really happens. Also Arim raps while you play basketball.

### Day 4

Kiane is fired once again and is worried that he was serious this time so she goes to talk to William-sama (oh god). William-sama gives her a toilet buscuit (Urinal cake) and she leaves. Kiane decides to throw a sleepover with him in a vain attempt to seduce him more. After a while, Mr. Arimnaes and Kiane play the worlds weirdest game of Truth or Dare. Here's a list of the Wheel of Penalty options the author commentary kindly provides:

1. Kiss Kiane 100 Time
2. Battel to the death wit sharks
3. Donate to my Patreon pls
4. Exiled to teh moon
5. Do Johnny's chores for a week
6. Trial of Bones
7. Dissed by Warp Lamp
8. Listen to Kiane read her diary
9. Lose seven organs of your choice
10. Sensei Bear Hug

## Endings

The ending you get varies on a specific "Decide Time!" on Day 5.

### Ending 1: Performance MOde

For this ending, you have to select "Yes it is tho" and have decently high affinity with Arim.

Kiane lies to Mr. Arimnaes about it truly being her birthday. However, she tells this to her inner conscience out loud. Depending on your affinity with Arim, he will either call you out or completely ignore Kiane's explanation.

If the latter happens, he reluctantly agrees to kiss Kiane. This scene, however, is cut off by a "health break", which you can earn an achievement by waiting 30 minutes. Mr. Arimnaes attempts to tell Nancy/Office Lady to book an appointment and some vaccinations, but remembers she's dead. He then promotes Kiane to Nancy's former position since she completed his challenge and, well, killed Nancy.

Kiane then asks Arim if he wants to hang out, but he declines, saying he has meetings with "stakeholders". She then asks for a goodbye kiss. He reluctantly agrees, telling Kiane to close her eyes. She does so, while hearing the "usual, probably normal" sounds of shattering glass. She opens her eyes, only to see Sensei in Arim's place. Sensei claims Arimnaes told him to stay there, without saying when he'd come back.

Kiane is pissed at this, yelling at Mr. Arimnaes through the now broken window.

### Ending 2: Energy-Saving

For this ending, you have to select "WHat about Xmas".

Mr. Arimnaes decides to make Kiane his "pizza boy" rather than having her work in the office. They go to the Town Pizza shortly after murdering Sensei and Brain. Once they get there, the player is presented with a "Dating Time" sequence.

On the final choice -- where there's no option but clowns -- Kiane tricks Mr. Arimnaes into looking for a clown. She attempts to kiss him during this, and gets murdered as a result. The murder, along with Sensei and Brain's, are framed on Keenarnor.

Inner Kiane moves out of Flordaddle and changes their name to simply Inner. They then become a movie actress in Las Vegas.

Johnny

### Ending 3: Low Life

Ending 3 is a bit more difficult to get. To get here, you must get to Day 5 with very low affinity with Mr. Arimnaes. This is easier if you pick "synchronized swimming" on Day 3. When you meet the requirements, you will be presented with a third option: "fuck u mr arim".

Kiane tells Mr. Arimnaes, and one quotes, "Yeah but fuck you mr. arimnaes". Mr. Arimnaes, of course, responds by attempting to murder her.

Before doing so, he tells Kiane that "~~I killed Mufasa~~  The next time you come in here, you're going to find a suspicious number of bones around the office. They are your bones. One day, I intend to have a room filled with them. Remember that. Remember that I relished killing you in this timeline. Of course, this is all pointless discussion anyway. You won't remember." Kiane screams about Pizza Game being "one of THOSE visual novels" before inevitably dying.

She was right, technically.

## True Route

### Day 1

On the True Route, he immediately is a lot more aggressive, as Kiane has already seen him trying to hide Old Kiane's head in the printer. If you take pictures of it, Mr. Arimnaes demands you hand over the camera. Kiane refuses, and he attempts to kill her as a result. However, she flees before he can strike. If you do not take a picture however, he's a lot less aggro, showing himself seemingly weary of Flordaddle. He talks about being surrounded by idiots (Objectively true) day after day, and even hints at him knowing about the time loops (Which, if you got his bad ending, is no surprise). He asks Kiane if she's "Tired of all this."

## Trivia

* He is one of the few characters aware of the time loop.

* Has a baby form, not unlike Mr. Peanut.
	+ Also not unlike Mr. Peanut, few good things happened once he was introduced. At least, in the True Route, as that is the only way to see Babynaes.
* In the Keen Route, during the interrogation scene, Mr. Arimnaes lies about the office having no clock, as there is a clock shown in the lobby. The author commentary dismisses this, saying, "[The clock is] what ousts him as probably guilty aside from the fact that he makes no effort to hide being a serial killer."
* In his route, Mr Arimnaes utters the words "you're fired" 13 times. This includes every Decide Time result. Never ask me for anything ever again.
* Arim's favorite pizza flavor is pepperoni.
* He has a fetish for women using typewriters.