recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Penny

**Penny** to psia mieszkanka Doliny Czystego Serca.

## Wygląd zewnętrzny

Penny to różowy pies z opadającymi uszami i pucołowatą twarzą z piegami po obu stronach. Na szyi ma niebieską obrożę z okrągłą żółtą metką.

## Osobowość

Penny jest miła, ale nie wydaje się bystra. Na przykład ona i Benny zawsze ignorują niebezpieczeństwa związane z piknikiem na środku drogi więcej niż jeden raz. Innym przykładem jest to, jak dosłownie traktuje mowę figuratywną, myląc „prowadzenie sklepu” z ucieczką od niego.

Potrafi też być nieśmiała, przytulając się do Benny'ego, kiedy się boi.

Chociaż w większości sympatyczna, Penny może być dość nieprzyjazna dla tych, którzy ją obrazili.

## Ciekawostki

* Penny bardzo przypomina Benny'ego, z którym łączy ją bliski związek, z wyjątkiem tego, że jest różowa i ma źrenice o innym kształcie.
	+ W "Idealna para" potwierdzono, że ona i Benny są parą.
* W "Szaty Mao Mao" okazuje się, że mówi przez sen
Miodzia

**Miodzia** *(ang. Honey)* to postać kobieca, która zadebiutowała w odcinku "Ultra-Borsukowaty". Jest jedną z magicznych techników zamku i uczennicą Kamili.

## Wygląd zewnętrzny

Jest małą wiewiórką i nosi żółty stożkowy kapelusz i tunikę zakrywającą jej stopy.

## Osobowość

Okazuje się, że jest trochę nieśmiała i nie lubi rozmawiać publicznie, tylko szepcze swojej nauczycielce wszystko, co musi powiedzieć.

Pomimo swojej nieśmiałości, jest właściwie kompetentna, wiedząc więcej o higienie niż Kamila.

## Umiejętności

* **Magia:** Rozwija i buduje magiczne artefakty ze swoją nauczycielką.

### Przedmioty i wyposażenie

* **Amulet wzrostu:** Amulet, który pozwala urosnąć do rozmiarów olbrzyma i może być używany przez każdego, kto tylko naciska na klejnot. Ma kształt serca. Nie jest konieczne noszenie amuletu, aby zachować rozmiar, ale jest potrzebne, aby powrócić do normalnego rozmiaru.

## Ciekawostki

* Z tego, co widać w odcinku "Mao Mao jest chory", wydaje się, że ma większą wiedzę na temat medycyny i chorób niż jej nauczycielka Kamila.
* Jej gatunkiem jest latająca wiewiórka, o której Parker Simmons napisał w poście na Tumblr.
Idealna para

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"**Idealna para**" to *trzydziesty szósty* odcinek, *pierwszego* sezonu Mao Mao i Bohaterowie Czystego Serca i *trzydziesty szósty* odcinek ogółem.

## Streszczenie

Z winy Mao Mao rozstaje się najidealniejsza para w Dolinie Czystego Serca. Teraz szeryf musi znaleźć jakiś sposób, żeby pogodzić zakochanych.

## Transkrypcja

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1. ↑ https://m.teleman.pl/stations/Cartoon-Network?date=2020-10-26
2. ↑ https://maomao.fandom.com/wiki/The\_Perfect\_Couple
3. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao\_Mao:\_Heroes\_of\_Pure\_Heart#Season\_1\_(2019%E2%80%9320)
Królestwo Czystego Serca

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**Królestwo Czystego Serca** *(ang. Pure Heart Kingdom)* mieszkają w nim Słodziaczki, barwna rasa małych zwierząt rządzona przez Króla Grzywulasa. Są bardzo przyjaznym i pokojowo nastawionym ludem, jednak większość z nich nie posiada żadnych umiejętności bojowych i nie jest w stanie się bronić. Istnieją jednak Słodziaczki, które są zdolne do walki, a najbardziej godnym uwagi przykładem jest Nietoperka.
Strażnicy

**Strażnicy** *(ang. Guards)* są mieszkańcami Doliny Czystego Serca i są odpowiedzialni za ochronę królewskiego Pałacu, a także Króla Grzywulasa.

## Wygląd zewnętrzny

Każdy strażnik nosi w dużej mierze identyczny mundur, składający się z różowego hełmu i ciemnopurpurowej tuniki, z których obie mają kształt serca, a także różowy pas noszony wokół talii tuniki. Niektórzy strażnicy noszą również różowe buty i rękawiczki, ale wydaje się, że jest to uzależnione od fizycznych atrybutów określonego gatunku strażnika.

## Ciekawostki

* Strażnicy to jedyne postacie w serii, poza Kleniuchem i Vic, których można zobaczyć w jakimś obuwiu.
* Ich projekty oparte są na szortach Parkera Simmonsa, *Guards*.
41: Oddly Placed Knothole

## Summary

Will, Bernard and Elvir find large numbers of strange cairns surrounding Yester Hill, and on its summit, an ancient dead-looking tree, and some sort of statue, but no sign of any druids. After a restful night at the winery, the group (minus Ireena and the wereravens) take up positions around the base of the hill while Will creates a *Major Image* of Strahd, complete with wolf at his side (Bernard in disguise), and locate some druids inside a stone circle. The druids are extremely excited to see Strahd and begin energetically dancing and chanting, a ritual they cannot be dissuaded from, even when Strahd's "wolf" bites one of them, causing wild men to emerge from the muddy ground and attack!

## Synopsis

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## Quotes

* Add your favourite quotes from the episode here!

## Trivia

* The episode title quotes Eric. The party were discussing their plan of attack with the druids when Batthwack suggests a distraction. Will: *"What would be a good distraction for druids? Like a big tree? Like, hey, I'm a tree come over here! Come make out with me!"* Eric: *"Look at my oddly placed knothole!"*

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## Gallery

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Krecio

**Krecio** *(ang. Mail Mole)* to kret mieszkaniec Doliny Czystego Serca.

## Wygląd zewnętrzny

Jest brązowym kretem o okrągłej sylwetce, różowym nosie, różowych pazurach i stopach i nosi parę okrągłych klas w cienkich oprawkach. Na czubku głowy ma dwa włosy, a także nosi mały czerwony kapelusz.

## Osobowość

Wydaje się mieć wyluzowaną postawę, nawet gdy przegrał z Mao Mao w "Pojedynek kciuków".

## Ukazany w odcinkach

* **"Kocham cię, Mao Mao" (debiut)**
* "Ultra-Borsukowaty"
* "Nie pod wrażeniem"
* "Chytry jak lis"
* "Zemsta Bao Bao"
* "Pojedynek kciuków"
* "Królewski szeryf"
* "Legenda o Torbaklonie"
* "Doborowa broń"
* "Przykry zapach prawdy"
* "Odlot"
* "Szaty Mao Mao"
* "Postaraj się"
* "Idealna para"
* "Królowa docinków"

## Ciekawostki

* Ma bardzo słabe wzrok (tj. Jest krótkowzroczny) i rozbija swoją ciężarówkę pocztową o takie rzeczy, jak słupy i drzewa.
* Jego wygląd jest prawdopodobnie oparty na postaci Hanna-Barbera *Morocco Mole*.
Rolnik Karol

**Rolnik Karol** *(ang. Farmer Bun)* jest mieszkańcem Doliny Czystego Serca. Jest pomarańczowym królikiem, który pracuje jako rolnik.

## Wygląd zewnętrzny

Jest jasnopomarańczowym królikiem z uszami. Jego kapelusz i spodnie są cynobrowe.

## Osobowość

Rolnik Karol jest przeważnie przyjazny, ale może być zaciekły, gdy wdaje się w kłótnie. Na przykład prawie wdał się w bójkę z Gdakusiem w "Królewski szeryf", tylko dlatego, że są arcywrogami, a on miał zwykłą różnicę zdań.

Potrafi też być dość hojny, jak widać w "Gorączka słodkiej jagody", gdzie był gotów podzielić się swoim cobbler z Mao Mao, Nietoperką i Borsukowatym. Jednak w tym samym odcinku był zdenerwowany, gdy Mao Mao próbował zjeść cały zapas cobbler bez jego pozwolenia i próbował go fizycznie powstrzymać, aby trzymać go z dala od stodoły, w której był przetrzymywany.

Czasami Rolnik Karol może być niegrzeczny, na przykład kiedy zakradł się do pułapki Torbaklona Mao Mao, która oszukała tego ostatniego w "Legenda o Torbaklonie".

## Ukazany w odcinkach

* **"Ultra-Borsukowaty" (debiut)**
* "Chytry jak lis"
* "Królewski szeryf"
* "Legenda o Torbaklonie"
* "Gorączka słodkiej jagody"

## Ciekawostki

* Pomimo tego, że jest małym królikiem, jest zaskakująco silny/wojowniczy, będąc w stanie podnieść Mao Mao, uderzając go wiele razy, a nawet machając nim.
Różek

**Różek** *(ang. Pinky)* to różowy samiec nosorożca, który mieszka w Dolinie Czystego Serca.

## Wygląd zewnętrzny

Różek jest raczej mały, z dużym rogiem wystającym z czoła, a mniejszy kształtuje się z tyłu głowy. Ma różowe kopyta i oczy, z sercem na piersi w tym samym kolorze.

## Osobowość

W przeciwieństwie do większości typowych uroczych mieszkańców doliny, Różek ma kwaśną, samowolną i zadziorną osobowość. Sam określany jako obrzydliwy i uważany za paskudny przez Mao Mao, Różek często bierze rzeczy, których chce od innych, bez pytania ich o pozwolenie. Na przykład Różek odmawia przyjęcia beżowej włóczni, którą Borsukowaty dał mu w "Zemsta Bao Bao" i żąda różowej. Kiedy Borsukowaty odmawia, Różek wytrąca mu włócznie z rąk, zabierając różową włócznie i uciekając. W środy kradnie też stare bajgle ze śmietnika i ma częste starcia z Mao Mao, Borsukowatym i Nietoperką.

Ponadto Różek często denerwuje Mao Mao i jego przyjaciół i nie zawsze docenia ich pomoc. Na przykład Różek prawie codziennie utyka w drewnianym płocie, co wymaga od Mao Mao i / lub jego przyjaciół nacierania tłustego masła na jego ciele przed wypchnięciem go.

## Przedmioty

* **Samochód:** Posiada różowy samochód ozdobiony stożkiem podobnym do jego rogu.
* **Magiczne Lornetki:** Lornetki, które najwyraźniej mogą unieruchomić i na krótko sparaliżować każdego, kto ich używa, oprócz samego Różka, na którego ich magia nie ma wpływu.

## Ukazany w odcinkach

* **"Kocham cię, Mao Mao" (debiut)**
* "Ultra-Borsukowaty"
* "Zaginiony aerocykl"
* "Koniec przyjaźni"
* "Niebezpieczny przyjaciel"
* "Chytry jak lis"
* "Zemsta Bao Bao"
* "Zdobywca serc"
* "Mao Mao jest chory"
* "Pojedynek kciuków"
* "Królewski szeryf"
* "Bobo"
* "Legenda o Torbaklonie"
* "Poznajcie Tanyę Keys"
* "Doborowa broń"
* "Przykry zapach prawdy"
* "Dzień zamiany"
* "Odlot"
* "Szaty Mao Mao"
* "Lęk przed kukiełkami"
* "Królowa docinków"

## Ciekawostki

* Wydaje się, że lubi być smarowany margaryną / masłem, a nawet ją zjada w "Królewski szeryf".
* Jest jedynym, który był odporny na śmierdzący zapach Borsukowatego i był nim zainteresowany w "Przykry zapach prawdy", ze względu na to, że sam jest obrzydliwą osobą.
* Różek jest jak dotąd najczęściej powtarzającym się Słodziaczkiem poza Nietoperką.
* Jak widać w "Odlot", woda jest jego największą słabością i odczuwa ból, gdy jest przez nią spryskiwany.
* W "Królowa docinków" ma okropny zwyczaj zbierania zębów innych, a także twierdzi, że ma dużo nienawiści do siebie.
Jaja Hydry

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**Jaja Hydry** to fioletowe jaja pochodzące od Hydr. W każdym jajku znajdują się dwa jasnoniebieskie żółtka.

## Historia

Jaja Hydry były wcześniej nielegalne w Królestwie Czystego Serca, jak wspomniała Tanya Keys. Jednak Król Grzywulas uczynił je legalnymi w "Mistrz kucharzy" w swoim programie telewizyjnym.
Odlot

"**Odlot**" *(ang. Flyaway)* - to ***dwudziesty siódmy*** odcinek, *pierwszego* sezonu Mao Mao i Bohaterowie Czystego Serca i *dwudziesty siódmy* odcinek ogółem.

## Streszczenie

Nietoperka oddaje się ćwiczeniom medytacyjnym i w efekcie jej duch opuszcza ciało. Mao Mao i Borsukowaty muszą znaleźć sposób, żeby ich przyjaciółka znów była sobą.

## Fabuła

Odcinek zaczyna się w Dojo, kiedy Mao Mao ciężko trenuje. Mówi Borsukowatemu, żeby poszedł, ale jest zbyt leniwy. Nietoperka była zdumiona jego ruchami i próbowała mocno uderzyć, ale jej ząb był zepsuty. Borsukowaty mówi jej, że potrzebuje wizyty u dentysty. Mao Mao mówi Nietoperce o Transcendentalny Tadku, który został zamieniony w widmo. Więc zaczyna się relaksować, jest w swoim umyśle i widzi dziwny Cień. Potem nagle jej widmowe ja wyrywa się z niej, a także odlatuje z dojo. Tak więc dwaj bohaterowie udali się na poszukiwanie jej na niebie.

Na niebie Nietoperka wciąż lata w górę i w górę. Dopóki nie zobaczyła Transcendentalnego Tadka, On wie o bólu zęba W jej ustach. Mówi mu, że musi wrócić do swojego ciała, ale ostrzega ją, że to nie zadziała. Nie chce, żeby szła do dentysty, cóż, od zawsze był samotny. Więc on chce przyjaciół, ale ona się tym martwi. W królestwie Mao Mao próbuje przywrócić Nietoperke. Ale Borsukowaty nie wita Penny i Benny'ego, a potem spryskuje oczy Różka wodą. Mao Mao chce, żeby sprowadził wszystkich, by ocalili Nietoperke z nieba. Tak więc za Borsukowatym pojawia się Piniata. Następnie Mao Mao widzi bombę dymną.

Z powrotem na niebie Nietoperka widzi swoich przyjaciół na dole. Chce wrócić, ale Tadek nie chce, żeby wróciła. Cofnij się, Kleniuch nie chce przebijać balonów, podczas gdy Borsukowaty zaczyna atakować jego. Nagle obudził się Potwór Nietoperz. Tadek ostrzega ją, że nie może zejść na dół i walczyć z potworami. Więc mówi jej, że nie musi iść do dentysty, a ona wierzy sobie, kiedy staje twarzą w twarz ze swoim strachem, gdy spada z powrotem do królestwa.

Kiedy wraca do swojego ciała, zaczyna atakować potwora, kręci się w kółko, a potem go pokonuje. Jak wtedy, gdy Mao Mao mówi jej, żeby poszła do dentysty, a Borsukowaty prosi ją, żeby to potrzymała. Potem, gdy siada na krześle, pojawia się Dr Cuddlestien i zaczyna naprawiać jej ząb poza ekranem. Następnie Mao Mao i Borsukowaty siedzą około godziny, kończąc odcinek.

## Ukazani w odcinku

* Mao Mao
* Borsukowaty
* Nietoperka
* Benny
* Penny
* Różek
* Kleniuch
* Gdakuś
* Transcendentalny Tadek (debiut)

### Miejsca

* Dolina Czystego Serca
* Kwatera Główna Szeryfa
	+ Dojo

## Transkrypcja

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1. ↑ https://m.teleman.pl/stations/Cartoon-Network?date=2020-06-14
2. ↑ https://maomao.fandom.com/wiki/Flyaway
3. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao\_Mao:\_Heroes\_of\_Pure\_Heart#Season\_1\_(2019%E2%80%9320)
83: Can We Stop Saying the Words "Flesh Curtain?"

## Summary

The sleeping werewolf wakes with a roar as Batthwack grapples him and casts *Zone of Truth*, discovering that the werewolves have been pitting the kidnapped children against each other, recruiting the strongest and eating the others. This werewolf is the last of his kind since the others never returned from their last hunting trip. Lank locates the only young boy still alive, caged in a sunken cave full of treasure, where there's also a statue of a wolf-headed woman and a dragon skull on the wall, and when he descends into the cave he experiences the odd feeling of a suddenly having a strong affinity with shadows and dark places.

## Synopsis

This is where a more detailed description of events in this episode will go... when someone writes it.

## Quotes

* Batthwack (referring to the drunk werewolf): *"Will and I will take care of this."* KT (sings): *"Best friends for ever! Fighting Werewolves together!"* Alex: *"I'd have done this sooner if I knew we had a theme song!"*

## Trivia

* The episode title is a quote from Abby. Lank is exploring a new cave in the werewolf den when he finds what Eric describes as *"a curtain that seems to be made of some sort of flesh stitched together."* KT correctly responds *"Ew."* Eric describes Lank removing it: *"You cut down this curtain, this abhorrent, despicable flesh curtain,"* and the pathway beyond: *"Behind this ghastly curtain, you see a 10ft high, 10ft wide tunnel,"* going on to say, *"The curtain wasn't slit down the middle where you could... it wasn't a beaded flesh curtain. It was a..."* Abby: *"Can we stop saying the words 'flesh curtain'?"* Eric: *"We should have been doing that on Valentine's Day, you're right."*

## Gallery

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Królowa docinków

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Z góry dziękujemy!

Zgadza się, ale na szczęście możesz zobaczyć je tutaj.

"**Królowa docinków**" to *trzydziesty dziewiąty* odcinek, *pierwszego* sezonu Mao Mao i Bohaterowie Czystego Serca i *trzydziesty dziewiąty* odcinek ogółem.

## Streszczenie

Nietoperka, odkrywszy w sobie nową moc docinków, zaczyna wszystkim dopiekać, przez co zagraża całemu królestwu.

1. ↑ https://m.teleman.pl/stations/Cartoon-Network?date=2020-10-29
2. ↑ https://maomao.fandom.com/wiki/Zing\_Your\_Heart\_Out
3. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao\_Mao:\_Heroes\_of\_Pure\_Heart#Season\_1\_(2019%E2%80%9320)
30: You Glued My Doll?

## Summary

Lank and Batthwack set about freeing the prisoners while Will and Raphina distract the town guards with an impromptu puppet show using Batthwack's Strahd doll. The show ends with a stunning advertisement for the baron's latest celebration, the *Festival of the Blazing Sun*, and one burned doll. Milivoj leads them to the coffin maker's shop, where they break in and confront the coffin maker, who reluctantly admits he has the bones and leads them upstairs to show them, before suddenly releasing a horde of snarling, sharp-toothed creatures.

## Synopsis

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## Quotes

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## Trivia

* The episode title quotes Alex. The group were discussing using Batthwack's Strahd doll/puppet to create a distraction. Batthwack sounded a little concerned at the suggestion that Lank, who was less than keen, might break the doll, so Raphina was selected, despite having no experience with puppets. After getting a little tangled up in the puppet strings, Raphina impressed everyone with an impromptu blast on a concertina no-one knew she had, and then Abby said, *"I have taken some sort of sticky adhesive out of my tinder box and I have glued all the strings to my fingers so that they stop getting..."* Alex: *"What? You glued my doll?!"* Abby: *"...They stop getting tangled up and I wiggle my fingers and the little Strahd dances."*

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Sezon 1

**Sezon 1** Mao Mao i Bohaterowie Czystego Serca w Polsce miał premierę 9 marca 2020 roku, a finał 30 października 2020 roku. Składa się z 40 odcinków po 11 minut i był emitowany na stacji Cartoon Network.

## Historia

* 3 marca 2020 roku została ogłoszona informacja o tym, że Mao Mao i Bohaterowie Czystego Serca będzie emitowany w Polsce.
* 4 marca 2020 roku została podana data premiery pierwszego sezonu w Polsce.
* 9 marca 2020 roku o godzinie 16:12 został wyemitowany odcinek premierowy "Kocham cię, Mao Mao", wraz z odcinkiem "Zaginiony aerocykl".
	+ Od tego samego dnia do 27 marca 2020 zostało wyemitowane łącznie 20 odcinków.
* Od 8 czerwca 2020 roku do 16 czerwca 2020 zostało wyemitowane kolejne 9 odcinków.
* Od 19 października 2020 roku do 30 października 2020 roku zostało wyemitowane kolejne 11 odcinków.
	+ Odcinek finałowy sezonu pierwszego - "Uparci pacjenci" został wyemitowany 30 października 2020 o godzinie 14:50.
* Od 6 sierpnia 2021 można oglądać 39 odcinków z tego sezonu na platformie HBO Go.

## Odcinki

W przeciwieństwie do listy odcinków, ta lista jest posortowana według polskich daty emisji.
14: The Attempted Pike Poke

## Summary

The party battle zombies and wolves in the courtyard of the burgomaster's mansion, Ireena and Ismark both joining the fray. After the fight is over, Will practises summoning his quasit familiar Frederick before switching his attention to Bernard instead, who appears as a calico cat. **Day 3!** In the morning, on their way to the village church, the group witness an old hag selling "dream pastries" in exchange for a couple's child, and intervene, taking the pastries and returning the child to its parents.

## Synopsis

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## Quotes

* Eric [describing the old hag selling dream pastries]: *"She's kind of hunched over, somewhat obese, her clothes are assorted rags, basically, and she smells pretty bad."* Jose: *"Not a Goran hole to be found."* Eric: *"Any hole's a Goran hole unless you say otherwise. I guess you just said otherwise!"* KT: *"It's my safe word... 'Otherwise'!"*
* Will [trying to coax the parents who gave up their child out of their house]: *"Maybe that'll make them open up. I got your meat pies right here!"* Lank: *"What am I gonna do with my two sacks BURSTING with meat pies?!"* Will: *"Can anybody hear me?"* Eric: *"Someone leans out... 'We don't give a shit about MEAT pies!'"* Lank: *"You assholes know what we mean!"* Goran: *"Cheeky-ass motherfuckers!"* Lank: *"You guys are selling your kids for pie meat and you're like 'Oh no, we're gonna argue over semantics.' Sons of bitches."* Will: *"Dream pies!"* Eric: *"What are those? Off-brand dream pastries? Get your bullshit outta here!"*

## Trivia

* The episode title is a quote from Greg. During the fight with the zombies, one of the foul creatures falls into a pit in the courtyard. On Greg's turn he wonders what action to take, saying, *"Lank has a light crossbow. Actually, he also has a pike, with reach, so he could stand on the edge and just poke at it. I think he's gonna go for the attempted pike poke."*

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Azarool

**Azarool** was some kind of demon mauybe?

## Azarool Facts!

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* 321: Hide and Seek: Rosco: "Kids used to come to the circus all the time!" Will: "And they probably said weird stuff." Rosco: "I don't talk to kids!" Sheemie: "As a rule?" Adam: "What did Sheemie say?" KT/Eric: "As a rule." Adam: "Oh, 'Azarool' that sounds like some kind of demon." KT: "I summon you!" / KT: "Either [Raphina]'s in a probably bad hiding place or she's in another dimension. Am I gonna find a crocodile and it's really Raphina, or I'm gonna sign a contract with the demon to find her." Adam (chanting): "Azarool! Azarool!" Everyone: "Azarool!"

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26: Deer Eggs and a Bowl of Tabasco Sauce

## Summary

The party decide to stay the night at the inn, and Rictavio, who is also staying there, leaves with a package given to him by the barkeep, and is later revealed to have dropped it into his wagon through the roof. Retiring to their rooms, Will studies his demon books and learns about quasits, and Batthwack studies the holy symbol, learning of its power against vampires and the undead. In the morning, after a breakfast of rare and expensive chicken eggs, the barkeep tells them that the latest delivery from his family run business, the Wizard of Wines, is unusually late and he suspects trouble.

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## Trivia

* The episode title refers to the party's attempts to locate breakfast at the Blue Water Inn. When asked what could improve their stay at the inn, Will simply replies, *"Breakfast!"* Barkeep: *"Uh, certainly, well, as with every meal, there is the option of hot beet soup. Or if you would prefer, we do offer eggs. They do come dear here."* Lank: *"They come from deer here?!"* Barkeep: *"Oh no, I wish! These come from wolves."* The barkeep offers hot beet soup on the side, and Will has a bright idea: *"You know what? I'm a warlock and I can make that beet soup taste like Tabasco sauce. So I'm going to do that and put it on my eggs."* Lank: *"You're going to have a bowl of Tabasco sauce...?"*

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88: The One Where Eric's Bein' All Strict and Shit

## Summary

Ezmerelda and werewolf Nick battle it out. Will is concerned that Batthwack sees no hope of redemption for their two recently lycanthroped companions, so smashes a window and *Flies* Nat down to the ground where he attempts to scare the boy away. When Lank helps Ezmerelda successfully incapacitate Nick, Batthwack single-mindedly jumps straight out of the window in a determined bid to catch up with Will and Nat.

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## Quotes

* Abby: *"I say to Batthwack, 'Where the bleep is your holy symbol?!'"* Eric: *"And then you hear your cat say, 'Yeah, you fucking tell him!'"*
* Alex: *"I'll humour everybody and touch him with the holy symbol."* Greg: *"Yeah, but mean it."*

## Trivia

* The episode title is presumably an ironic take on a few lapses in strict rule-following that occured in this episode, something regular podcast listeners will know isn't really typical for this particular game anyway. For example, Will had already cast *Hold Person* on Nat to incapacitate him, and then cast *Fly* to whisk the immobile child/creature out the window and away from danger. This shouldn't have been allowed, because *Hold Person* and *Fly* are both concentration spells which can't be cast together; the first spell would have automatically ended when the second was cast. Rather than making KT re-play their turn, Eric just quickly retconned the situation, saying that Nat was in fact just playing dead. Creative DM-ing for the win!

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61: Stop Pretend Gasping!

## Summary

Izek won't leave Ireena alone, and a fight ensues in which Izek is killed, sending Ireena into shock and triggering something within her that sets the cellar ablaze in an explosion of fire from her arm. The party quickly evacuate all the survivors while Will hurriedly rushes upstairs to plunder all the loot he can carry. Outside, he resumes his guise as the Baron and is forced to make an impromptu, and not entirely motivational, address to the assembled crowd, before being approached by an old man who tells them that his grandson, Nat, was kidnapped by werewolves and taken in the direction of Krezk.

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## Trivia

* The episode title quotes KT/Will. When Will emerges from the burning Wachterhaus, disguised again as the Baron, he addresses the crowds. He tells them that Izek died in the blaze, and the crowd gasp. He tells them that Fiona Wachter tried to murder him, and the crowd gasp again. He says solemnly, *"All is not well,"* and the crowd let out the biggest gasp so far. Will says, *"I need all of you to stop pretend gasping, because..."* KT: *"This is him actually going to try to use charisma/persuasion."* Will: *"...I've known for some time. Your old mayor isn't half the fool that you thought he was."* Eric: *"You see some people about to try to gasp but then they choke it back."*

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47: We No Kill (Except By Accident)

## Summary

While the others distract the baron with shoptalk, Will and Raphina invite themselves on a tour of the house, during which the baron's terrified wife insists they must come back after midnight and kill the baron, claiming he's responsible for murdering staff. They tell the baron they want to think about his offer, make their excuses and leave, before circling back and sending Bernard to look for clues, finding only a strange light in the attic. They are reminded of Madam Eva's fortune telling, one part of which mentioned a "house of corruption", and decide they must get back inside to explore.

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## Trivia

* The episode title quotes Raphina. She and Will are conducting a secret conversation with the baroness by passing notes back and forth. Will writes *"murder husband?"* Baroness: *"husband bad man. murdering staff. evil. eliminate"* Raphina writes *"we no kill"* and Will folds his arms at this, so Raphina quickly adds *"except by accident! we burn down."*

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34: Differently Vague

## Summary

On the way out of Blinsky's toy shop, Will commissions the toy maker to fashion something out of the club he's been trying to return to Lank, and Batthwack commissions a new Strahd puppet. Back at the church, Batthwack finally buries Ireena's arm and the bones are returned to a grateful Father Lucian. Will then questions the priest about the name Vasili von Holtz, who he doesn't know, but he mentions Vallaki's noble family, Lady Fiona Wachter and sons, who are known to be Strahd sympathisers.

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## Quotes

* Father Lucian: *"Who is this mystery person? Why won't you all tell me?"* Lank: *"Because we don't remember his name! All right?!"*

## Trivia

* The episode title is a quote from Eric roleplaying Father Lucian, the priest at St. Andral's church. With the bones of Saint Andral returned, the priest is interested to know what had happened to them and why Milivoj took them. Will is very coy about the details, saying *"Milivoj took them. He gave them to some unsavoury person in your town."* Will asks what the priest knows about the name Vasili, saying *"It's very important to the safety of your town. There were some things that happened. And certain parties might be in trouble with certain people who have badges in this town. I don't want to go into all the details, to spare you."* The priest turns to the others for clarity. Batthwack says *"Some things happened. Some things got broken. Some people were upset. Some people almost died. You know? Is that any more clear?"* Father Lucian: *"No, it is not. It is differently vague."*

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27: Mist-ical Visions: Part 3

## Summary

The party head to the church and as soon as they they step inside, a bright warm light envelopes Raphina, Lank and Batthwack, and they are transported to visions and moments from the group's past. The voice of a deity tells Raphina that her task is to help Will, then Lank sees moments from Raphina's past, and Batthwack witnesses two visions: a dark cloud entering a sleeping baby and a bright aura surrounding Lank at the windmill. Meanwhile the Swirly Man shows Will visions of Lank working as a violent enforcer for a well-dressed lady, and tells him to return Lank's club and list of targets to him. This is followed by a stark warning: stick to the plan, or your family will die.

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## Quotes

* Abby: *"Raphina opens up her knapsacks and hands everyone towels."* Eric: *"She's read Hitchhicker's Guide."*
* Greg: *"I like how all of my visions about Raphina were like, 'She's so kind and gentle and tender,' and now I'm in pain on the floor she's like 'Kick him!'"*
* Batthwack: *"Nick, you were awesome."* Nick: *"YOU were awesome! It was great. I mean, it ended with us being covered by them, but I guess we're okay now. Yeah, man, you were tearing through them. It was crazy!"*

## Trivia

* The episode title refers to the mist filled visions the party has, similar to those in 7: Mist-ical Visions: Part 1 and 8: Mist-ical Visions: Part 2!

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Abbot

The **Abbot** was the head of the Abbey of Saint Markovia, supposedly for over a century.

## Abbot Facts!

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* 68: Peaked Moops: Dimitri Krezkov: "The Abbey, at one point was a hospital and a convent. But that was a long time ago. The Abbey is the Abbey of St. Markovia. She was the the saint there. And she took a stand against Strahd many, many, many years ago. And unfortunately she was she was defeated. And since then, after Strahd cemented his hold upon this land, the clergy either went mad or something, it has not been a hospitable place. [...] I would say at least 100 years [ago]. There is someone there. There is a new head of the Abbey. The well I say 'new'. He's the current head of the Abbey. And we just know him as the Abbot. But he [...] arrived well over a century ago."

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28: The Fifth Pope of London

## Summary

Will keeps his dark vision a secret as the party meet Father Lucian and deliver Ireena to his care. They learn that the bones of Saint Andral, the source of the church's protection, have been stolen, and that young orphan Yeska knows who is responsible. Will uses his new-found magic to conjure some sparkles in the crystal orb, encouraging the boy to eventually identify Milivoj the young groundskeeper as the culprit, and when Lank tackles him to the ground and threatens to feed him to Batthwack, Milivoj confesses the crime and promises to take them to the coffin maker, the recipient of the relic.

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## Quotes

* Alex: *"Someone can throw me a rock like we're playing a game of baseball and I'll hit it with my sword and if it* happens *to hit the kid... you know."* Will: *"Yeah! Alright Batthwack it's time to practice. Here we go."* Eric: *"We're bone collectors but also amateur softball players."* KT: *"Is it high arc softball or is it fast pitch, because I'm prepared for both."* Alex: *"Yeah I'll have to not let go of the bat."* Abby: *"Suddenly it became clear, the origin of his name."*

## Trivia

* The episode title quotes KT. The group are deciding how to obtain the stolen bones of Saint Andral and Will suggests they pretend to be relic hunters and try to buy them back. *"Maybe we were adventurers and we needed a holy... something, to do a... something, you know, for a prophecy, or some crap. You know that stuff that adventurers do where they're like, 'I need the tooth of the fifth Pope of London.' Fifth Pope of London, guys."* Abby: *"When did England go Catholic? So weird!"* Lank: *"Will, I've got some bad news for you."* Eric: *"London doesn't exist!"* Lank: *"I've got several bits of bad news for you, Will. What order would you like them?"*

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62: Assistant to the Regional Mayor

## Summary

The Baron (that is, Will) promises to help find Nat and tackle the werewolf problem, but not before his secret (not secret) guard (that is, the party) has had a chance to rest up, so they take Ireena and Blinsky back to the burgomaster's mansion. Will investigates a letter he found in Fiona Wachter's library from Lord Vasili von Holtz, the party deducing that this is in fact an alter ego of Strahd. Blinsky wakes up and they question him, but he doesn't remember much except swirling purple smoke, which Will knows is the signature of his patron the Swirly Man, and it dawns on him that the club Blinsky was wielding had originally been intended for Lank.

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* The episode title quotes KT. At the end of Eric's recap, KT was trying to recall what the Baron/Will had announced about his plans for Ireena. Eric: *"You said she was going to be like co-mayor or assistant mayor."* KT: *"Yeah, look, this lady is going to be the new mayor!"* Eric: *"Assistant TO the..."* KT: *"Yeah, assistant to the regional mayor."*

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Anna (Dimitri's wife)

*This article is about the wife of Krezk's burgomaster, Dimitri Krezkov. For other uses, see Anna (disambiguation).*

**Anna** was married to the burgomaster of Krezk, Dimitri Krezkov. Her recently deceased son was Ilya.

## Anna (Dimitri's wife) Facts!

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* 68: Peaked Moops: "[Dimitri] takes you in and he says" Dimitri: "Anna, Anna, Anna! Come, come! [...] We have visitors!" Eric: "And a woman emerges from a room in the back. [...] She comes out." Anna: "Oh, hello. Hello, welcome." Eric: "She looks maybe almost worriedly to her husband and then back to you." Anna: "Yes, come come in. Make your make yourselves welcome. Are you hungry? Can I get you anything to eat? Or what can I do for you all?"

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36: Are We Sure We Want Nick To Be Able To Do That?

## Summary

The party valiantly pick off the approaching twig blights as fast as they can, but there are just too many of them. They fall back into the winery and bar the door before exploring a little ways upstairs.

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* The episode title quotes Abby. With an army of blights attacking them, Nick suggests the party hold up inside winery. Once inside he reveals a special trick that no-one knew about. He points at the the bar across the door on the other side of the room and it floats up and begins moving back towards the front door. Nick: *"I just did that! I can pick stuff up from far away. It's pretty cool."* Batthwack: *"Whoa!"* Abby: *"Are we sure we want Nick to be able to do that?"* Eric: *"Can't help it now. Too late. That cat is out of the bag!"* Abby: *"And floating above it."*

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40: Authentic Barovian Gibberish

## Summary

Davian and Adrian arrive at the winery and it's revealed that his entire family are wereravens, and also that the vineyards were powered by magical gems, which have all been stolen away, the last of them being taken by a local witch named Baba Lysaga, who's foot soldiers of choice are animated scarecrows. With the future of their wine-making in jeopardy, Lank is eager to help and suggests they seek out the last of these gems, which was stolen by the druids. Will unveils a new ability to *Fly* and agrees to scout out the druid's base at Yester Hill.

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* The episode title quotes Greg after Eric's failed attempts to pronounce "wereravens" and then seemingly lose all ability to talk normally. He's reminded of the Gabby Johnson *"authentic frontier gibberish"* scene from *Blazing Saddles* (1974).

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Scoops

**Scoops** to ośla mieszkanka Doliny Czystego Serca.

## Wygląd zewnętrzny

Scoops to fioletowy osioł z długimi, opadającymi uszami, które sięgają aż do pasa. Ma krótki, chudy fioletowy ogon z trzema czarnymi liniami na końcu jako włosy. Ma różowy pysk i czarne kopyta. Można ją zobaczyć w purpurowo-różowym kapeluszu i szkarłatno-czerwonej kamizelce bez rękawów, zapinanej na guzik w kolorze magenta-różowego serca.

## Osobowość

Podobnie jak większość Słodziaczków, Scoops podąża za tłumem. Scoops może być również stosunkowo łatwowierna, dając się oszukać przez Rufusa i Reggiego w "Chytry jak lis".

## Ciekawostki

* Jej imię wywodzi się z wyrażenia "The Daily Scoop", które pasuje do jej pracy jako reporterki.
69: Hale and Stewish

## Summary

In the morning, the party head up the steep switchback road to the Abbey where they are confronted by two unusual creatures: hybrids of people and various different animals. Will pulls the same Morninglord con, which unsettles Batthwack, and while the mongrelfolk fetch the Abbot, the group explore the nearby graveyard where Lank inserts his holy symbol into Petrovna's grave and reveals a magical regenerative ring. They continue to explore the Abbey, finding snow-dusted gardens and scarecrows, and inside the belly of one of them, Raphina discovers the prophesied *Sunsword*!

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## Quotes

* Batthwack (after Lank and Nick careful remake Petrovna's grave): *"Great job guys. Let's go destroy the rest of this place."*

## Trivia

* The episode title quotes Eric. At one point, he was describing the newly acquired *Ring of Regeneration* to Lank, saying *"As soon as you slip this ring on, you feel incredibly hale and hearty."* Abby: *"Like a soup."* Eric: *"Yes. Like a Dinty Moore canned beef stew. Feel like you have little potatoes floating around in you, little discs of carrot. Your blood is now gravy. In fact you just puddle to the ground."* The group then discuss who should wear it and it's decided that Lank should keep it. *"All right. You again feel hail and stewish."*
* Furby!

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90: Plantalone

## Summary

Will becomes increasingly exasperated at everyone's unsympathetic attitude towards Nat, and Ezmerelda suggests that it may take more than just wolfsbane to cure werewolfism, but none of them know the *Remove Curse* spell yet. On the way back from foraging some of the plant, Lank encounters a ghostly revenant knight, a former member of the Order of the Silver Dragon, who tells him that enemies of Strahd such as himself should seek the assistance of one Vladimir Horngaard at Argynvostholt. This is also apparently the resting place of the skull they've been lugging around, so when the wolfsbane fails to help Nick's condition, Lank doesn't want to waste any more time, and rides off with Nick on Steed, leaving the others behind.

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## Quotes

* Alex: *"Bears top out at 25 miles an hour and are very tame if they're your brother."*

## Trivia

* The episode title is a quote from Raphina/Abby. Will is getting increasingly anxious about how everyone turned on Nat the second he became a werewolf, but Raphina tries to reassure him that they're looking for wolfsbane to cure him (even though Nick becoming a werewolf was the initial motivation for that). Ezmerelda says, *"It sounds like a ceremonial portion of a larger rite, perhaps. I've seen clerics with the ability to remove curses and that kind of thing. I don't know that the plant alone would accomplish it."* Raphina/Abby: *"What's a plantalone?"* Eric/Ezmerelda: *"Plantalone... It's what you wear on your legs when you live in a Splanish speaking country."*
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Arthur

**Arthur** was one of Bernard's children. After Bernard's sudden reappearance, Will was trying to ascertain if he was the real deal, asking him *"What's your wife's name?"* Bernard replied, *"Josette. That's my wife's name. My kids: Leona, Thomas and **Arthur**, the twins, Winifred."*

## Arthur Facts!

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* 302: So Profound, and Yet So Unhelpful: Bernard (speaking to Will about the Aeonian Angerlfish telling them that Tivoli is missing): "We've probably talked about this before, but my kids were alive as far as you knew, right? Before you left." Will: "I tried to... Yes. [...] I heard that the people are around, that I know."

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Balinok Mountains

The **Balinok Mountains** were in Barovia Valley. They were mentioned in the *Journal of Argynvost*, and although the precise position was unknown, Argynvost described himself as *"the protector of the Balinok Mountains"*, so they were presumably somewhere in the vicinity of Argynvost's home, Argynvostholt.

## Balinok Mountains Facts!

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* 98: There's No Time!: "Today I will die, not for avenging those who have fallen, but defending that which I love- this valley, this home, and the ideals of the Order of the Silver Dragon. [...] Let them tell their stories of dark triumph against the protector of the Balinok Mountains!"

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Baba Lysaga

**Baba Lysaga** was a witch who had been plaguing the Wizard of Wines with attacks by her scarecrows. It was her that stole the winery's Red Dragon Crush gem.

## Baba Lysaga Facts!

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* 40: Authentic Barovian Gibberish: Davian: "I told you a bit about this attack from the druids, but this was not the first misery we experienced here recently. We've been fending off assaults from... I don't know if you've heard of her... there's a witch, she lives somewhere to the east of here, named Baba Lysaga. [...] She makes scarecrows and sends them after us to attack. [...] We've been fending off her assaults rather successfully, no casualties. It's an annoyance more than anything else. [...] Being familiar with magic herself, we suspected that she thought this winery's success was due to some form of magic as well. And it seems our suspicions were correct. Just about three weeks ago, she sent a large mass of scarecrows and rather than attack directly the winery, they ended up discovering, and stealing away the Red Dragon Crush gem. Most likely bringing it back to her for her to use. I mean, they are items of immense power."

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