Market Yourself (LooneyNelvanaTunesRockz Style)

A song from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

## Song From:

* Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004)

## Transcript:

* (LooneyNelvanaTunesRockz Productions Intro of 2020)
* (Fade from Black)
* Max: When someone says an imaginary friend's just made up of games and smiles,
* You say, "We'll show you brother, we're so much more worthwhile."
* You are all so unique and special, with a bounty of things to offer.
* You got some tasty hair, and who don't like King Arthur?
* Tigger: I can play jacks all day.
* Foghorn Leghorn: Or scare the crows away.
* Pepe Le Pew: I can be my very own zoo.
* Tenderheart Bear: (Mumbles nonsense, being immersed in his video game)
* Grumpy: I can be a can.
* Lightning McQueen: I can drive you far.
* Sailor Moon: set course for space, cuz I'm a superstar!
* Max: That's the stuff!
* (Sadness is heard crying)
* Max (Speaking): Say, friend, what's wrong?
* Sadness: Everyone seems to have a purpose, Discovering something new.
* I can't keep from crying. What on Earth can I do?
* Flik: Why, with that river of tears, you're crying, you could be the car wash king.
* Max: That's what I'm saying, everybody, it's called mar-ke-ting!
* (The entire house starts singing the chorus)
* Everyone: Gotta market yourself everybody, so everyone will see.
* Gotta market yourself everybody, and be all you can be.
* Gotta market yourself everybody, so that everyone will see.
* Gotta market yourself everybody, and be all you can be.
* (Other imaginary friends sing the backup chorus)
* Everyone: Market yourself. Market yourself. Market yourself. Market yourself.
* Max: Take me home!
* (Chorus)
* Everyone: Gotta market yourself everybody, so everyone will see.
* Gotta market yourself everybody, and be all you can be.
* Gotta market yourself everybody, so that everyone will see.
* Gotta market yourself everybody, and be all you can be.
* (Max sings with the chorus continuing in the background)
* Max: So, come on down everybody. Get a hammer, paint, and glue.
* We'll make banners, posters, even signs, and get rid of all of you.
* Granny: If we all stick to Abe's plan.
* Rabbit: Pitching in and helping out.
* Flik: We'll all find loving families.
* Sailor Mars: I still have my doubts.
* Lola Bunny: (Sings the tune of the "Market Yourself" chorus in all "Co"s)
* Lucas Nickle: Can I say goodbye to work and chores and spend more time in the mud?
* Fred Nickle: Just go and pick a friend, my son. Let them do all that crud.
* Max: So, step right up there, Sally. Just choose anyone you see.
* But before you go just be sure to have your parents pay the fee.
* Pumbaa: Gotta market yourself everybody and become all you can be.
* Gotta market yourself everybody so that everyone will see.
* Everyone: Gotta market yourself everybody, so that everyone will see.
* Gotta market yourself everybody, and be all you can be.
* Max: So I can make money!
* (Everyone pauses and looks at him in shock)
* Max: For the house!
* Bullwinkle: Oh, yeah!

## Clips/Years/Companies:

* Dragon Tales (@1999-2005 PBS)
* The Tigger Movie (@2000 Disney)
* Space Jam (@1996 Warner Bros.)
* The Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland (@1987 Nelvana)
* Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (@1937 Disney)
* Sailor Moon (@1992-1997 Toei Animation)