Season 2 Episode 14 CCAP

Hard Athletic Working Kids

Clayne Cast Athletic Prayers is dedicated to providing a platform for hard athletic young kids to develop life, academic, and baseball skills to dominate the school and the Church. We will teach your kids the best prayers that only winners know.

## Episode Summary

Let's get hard! Let's get working! And Praying! A home-run episode of ClayneCast, everyone gets along, no one makes death threats and things run as smooth as a freshly paved driveway.

The lethal episode was good too after what seemed like a mid season drought, Bailey is the GOAT, shout-out Michelle Mitchenor, and her sister gets involved with the notorious Minnesota mob. The lovely hosts truly knocked it outta the park with this one.

### Season 2 episode 14: *Double Shot of Baileys*

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A mix up episode, Roger and Bowman team up to stalk his teenage daughters boyfriend, and Riggs is with Sonya in this one. We love it. There's a lot of smoke and mirrors, action (McG produced), and some much needed Bailey screen time.

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The episode starts in the famous club, THROB. A waitress robs a guy, then she witnesses her boyfriend having an argument with some other guy, but the boyfriend tells him to not worry and they leave.

Later that night the waitress and her boyfriend are laying in bed, when room service knocks. But when he opens, it’s not room service, it’s an ice pick to his face! He goes down and the woman hides under the bed, but before the assailant can get to her, the real room service guy comes in, sees the body and runs away screaming. The killer then quickly leaves.

Next we have our MMM, in the kitchen because where else would they be. Riana thinks Robbie is cheating on her. So she confides in Murtaugh of all people but only because Trish is on a business trip or something. Boring, we move on.

Riggs regains consciousness in some family’s front yard, when a gardener walks past with a leafblower. He can't remember anything about last night. He’s got an empty bottle of something in one hand, and a letter from the Texas board of parole in the other. That's where his dad is, so it can’t be good.

Anyway, at the hotel crime scene, the gang’s all here. Murtaugh and Bowman examine the corpse, and Roger wonders out loud if this could have been a crime of passion. Then Scorsese, like a total freak, shines a blacklight under the bedsheets and says “oh yeah, a LOT of passion.” And smirks.

Riggs shows up late and asks Bailey to put a BOLO out on his truck, which must have lost last night.

Bailey then finds a necklace and pockets it, but Riggs catches her. Being the consummate professional he is, he confronts her about tampering with the crime scene. She confesses that she was the one who had that necklace made, for her sister Jess (Alisha Wainwright)!

Just as she confides in him, Roger holds up a glass of champagne with lipstick on it – DNA evidence of the mystery woman! Bailey is worried, but Riggs takes charge and says he’ll handle that. He goes to take the glass but then “accidentally” drops it, oops. Roger pitches a hissy-fit but there’s no repercussions for tampering with evidence. Riggs winks at Bailey and the intro starts. Lethal Weapon.

Back at the station, Roger is telling Captain Avery (shout out Kevin Rahm) about the crime scene, when Riggs waddles in. Roger didn’t offer him a ride, because he LOST his TRUCK. Avery can’t believe it but before Riggs can assault Roger, Bailey calls him out and they leave.

Bowman tells Murtaugh the victims name was CJ, and he was last seen arguing with Drexel Simms (Juan Gil), a drug dealer, at some nightclub called “Throb” (but he pronounces it Thrub).

Riggs and Bailey go to what they refer to as a 'Drug House', but at the same time Bowman and Roger are on the other side of the house, stakin’ it out in their very inconspicuous crown vic. Inside, Drexel and his goons argue with Jess, when one of them spots Murtaugh. Riggs notices this and tries to warn Murtaugh, but he sends him straight to voice mail. Then Riggs throws a rock at the car, cracking the windshield and finally getting Rogers attention. Just in time for them to back away as the shooting starts. Riggs flanks the 2 gunmen shooting at his partner and the big bad guy gets away on a bike. But not before Riggs can hit him with a bullet, and then Roger cuts him off with the car and sends him flying.

Back at the station again, they find out Drexel’s alibi checks out so we’re never gonna see him again. They saved/arrested Jess, and Bailey is writing the file on her when Roger and Riggs show up. Bailey never told Roger about her sister, but she did tell Riggs - which makes him so mad. He huffs and puffs. Jess (the sister) tells them they weren’t involved in drug dealing, they just stole from the rich guys at Throb!

Then Avery comes in and asks Riggs why a bartender would have to file a restraining order on him last night. More clues about what happened last night come to light, as Riggs calls the Bartender. Apparently he shot the bars antique jukebox 6 times, when Merle Haggards *Today I started Loving you again came on*. He then has a flashback to the day after his moms funeral, his dad (Rex Linn) plays that song and is drunk, before a fight starts the underage Riggs (Chase Mangum) drives them home.

Roger has conscripted Bowman to do his dirty work, aka stalking her daughters Boyfriend illegally using police resources. Turns Robbies parents are trying to patch things up on a cruise to Cancun so he was telling the truth or whatever. She has inherited his paranoia and distrust, and urges him to investigate further, which he of course does like the good cop he is.

Finally Bailey gets a hit on the potential suspect, a Jason Bristo. Jess confirms it’s the guy whose wallet she stole. Just then, Avery comes in and tells them the Manager of Throb has sent over surveillance footage showing that very same suspect at the club, asking when Jess’ next shift is. Jess suggests using her as bait, but then Avery suggests that Riggs and Murtaugh are the ones who usually do something so haphazard. Of course.

They go to the club, for some reason Jess is on the floor and she sees the same red shoelaces she saw on the killers boots at the start of the episode. But it’s not the guy she robbed! The killer confronts Jason (the rich guy) about his money, and he points to Jess saying she has it. The killer just accepts this and tries to take Jess outside, but Riggs stops him and beats him up. Just then, a second bad guy who looks very much like the other bad guy shows up and shoots Riggs, oh no!

Roger comes and finds Riggs lying on the floor, thinks he’s dead and begins to cry the fakest crocodile tears ever, but luckily Riggs was only unconscious. His flask of liquor stopped the bullet! Alcohol saves the day! But the bad guys got away with Jess. Oh and they also killed Jason on the dancefloor with the icepick.

So back at the station, they tell Avery how badly they fucked up but he just takes it like a champ. GOAT. Riggs and Bailey decide to check Jess’s apartment, and just as they leave, Bowman shows up with the Surveillance gear Murtaugh requested to stalk his daughters boyfriend. Great stuff.

As they’re sitting in front of her sisters house, Bailey talks to Riggs about her past. He replies with some sob story about his childhood and his dad, when he gets a text from Bowman with a lead on his truck! They drive back to the station because nothing really matters.

There, a cab driver is in the interrogation booth, freaking out because Riggs was in his cab last night being a menace. He tells him he dropped him off at a self-service car wash, where he hosed himself down multiple times, yelling something about “getting himself right”.

Then he has a flashback to him, hosing down his dad. The social worker is coming any minute, so he needs young Riggs to spray him with the hose so he can “get right”. He also says ‘Riggs men don’t ask for help.”

At some point during all of this, Jess finds a key to some locker at an amusement park, and inside is a bag full of money, millions by her count.

Bailey tells Avery she’s going on an indefinite leave of absence. What? Because she screwed up one time? They really don’t deserve her. How is Murtaugh in line for Captain and not her!?

Riggs is at some house, maybe molly’s, where a guy is rummaging around. It’s the killer! Riggs almost gets him pinned to the ground when all of a sudden, his twin brother pops up behind them and they overpower and tie up Riggs. Molly and Ben haven't showed up for 3 episodes now. They killed that kids dog and then Riggs just leaves him. Come on, Riggs.

At some point later, or maybe at the same time, Bailey gets home and finds Jess there. Then Roger shows up and confronts Bailey at her house about quitting. Jess hides but just then, the whiteboy killer shows up and forces them into his Sedans trunk.

We get several trunk shots, but Murtaugh is confused because the killer seems to have a mustache in one of them, and then is clean shaved the next. His confusion ends when finally the trunk pops open and three triplets are towering over them. Mystery solved!

The killers force Bailey to the carousel to open the locker. Meanwhile, Riggs tricks the one guy watching him by sticking a wire into an electrical outlet, causing one light to flicker a bit but it’s enough of an opening for him to get free and eventually dropkick the guy unconscious. Awesome move.

Jess calls Riggs to inform him about the other killer kidnapping Roger and Bailey, and he drives over there or runs. One bad guy forces Bailey to open the locker and get the money, but she starts fighting him and kicks his ass. Somehow these triplets are all over the place.

At the same time, Murtaugh sneaks out of the trunk into the backseat, without the killer noticing this, and strangles him with a seatbelt. This causes the driver to accelerate and speed off erratically, crashing through a park. Bailey runs after it and in an absolutely amazing scream shouts “MURTAUGH’S IN THE TRUNK!”.

Riggs chases on foot but eventually the car crashes into a construction site, and then for some reason violently explodes!

Murtaugh’s dead!?

Sike!!! He walks up next to Riggs and is alive, they pal around like the besties they are and head home. Somehow he slipped out of the speeding car unscathed, his heart rate is fine, no heart attack, and no wounds!

Finally, Bailey says good-bye to her sister who is going to jail for felony theft amongst other things, consequences and all.

At his house, Roger tries to comfort Ri-Ri but then Trish calls (who isn’t in this episode for some reason, we don't even hear her voice), and she leaves. BUT she gives Roger a kiss on the cheek aww.

Riggs is talking to Cahill and tells her about his Dad and the past. He’s got the letter from the Texas parole board. We get another flashback to young Riggs and a social worker, but he tells her everything’s fine, and closes the door. So sad.

This must have made him so emotional, because he goes to Murtaugh’s to apologize and ask for help. Then Murtaugh reveals where Riggs’ truck is: in his garage! It was there the whole time! He had it towed from the bar so Riggs couldn’t hurt himself. What a good friend. Bestie in fact. They go upstairs to eat ice cream and watch 27 Dresses.

## Notable Quotes

### Drew

* "Karening intensifying!"
* "Give me a second, I-"
* "Just...well...#NeverFearTruth."
* "Alberta's got the best beef in the world, buddy."

### Nate

* "I understand how time works."
* "Come on in, come to my basement! Come play tony hawk, guys!"
* "I'd love to pray over both of you."

### Tom

* "Shut up. Idiots."
* "Can't wait to hug you in real life and break a rib." (not an actionable threat)"
* "Pause. Dead air, dead air!"
* “I’m the only one doing any work blablablablablabla”
* "Dear God. You son of a bitch. Give me what I want now!"

## AMPDates / CCUpdates

*Note: Maybe this section can be used to add info about any of the many multifaceted ventures of the ClayneCastUniverse (CCU, Trademark ClayneCastEntertainment (CCE)) in their pursuit of that MEGOWT.*

### Paver:

Lizzo's on board. It is now an action comedy.

## The Leftist Angle

Cops *are* the bad guys, Levon is correct. They're not good.

## Fun.2 in.format.ion

Fun.2 is going to play the Calgary Stampede in 2024!

Nick Hexum is able to produce remotely (produce-from-home)

## Trivia

Zammis Artoo, is still dead. Rotting in hell with David Koresh.

Drew and Andy Cohen exchanged words, nothing else. It was verbal, not physical.

JD is a pacifist.

Andy Dick lives in a little hole in the ground.

At some point, Tom mentions "Outlaw", here he's referring to his arch-nemesis Mike Outlaw, a huge food reviewer on youtube.

## Freaky Figures

At 5:27 someone connects or disconnects a USB device, as we all heard. At 19:35 it happens again but no one heard it because we the listeners had on our earmuffs. Again, at 36:09. This is the most ever.

Arrow says hi at 24:25!

## Get to know your Host(s)

As we all know, Drew loves to throw up. In this episode he recounts a time he threw up in Mexico when a bug landed on his dad, and another time when he saw a gross looking alien on the cover of a book his sister had. He was a very anxious kid. We love Drew.

Nate's pool is done, starting this weekend every night he will drain all the water and everyone can come over and skate in it. Click here for Nate's address, see you there! You can do whatever you want in the basement/dungeon.

Tom would rather die than be some kind of Christian youth group person. He appears to have taken Drews advice and is becoming a reddit atheist.

## Clayne Clandestine

It was Bora Bora. Very important detail Tom!

## Clayne Fore-Casting

ClayneCast will become not only an EGOT holder, but a MEGOWT winner. (Moon-Man, Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Webby, Tony)