Tangs

Tangs Zvezda is the child of Mauve Zvezda and former agent of chaos. They are often depicted as a neutral force with unknown motives, recently going rogue despite the fact they could’ve had the most power out of anyone in the map.

## Tangs

### Also known as

Tangsy Wangsy (By Cyan)Tangy

Pissbaby

Apple (By Rave)

Oops (Briefly)

Tnags (By Andrei)

### Family

Kazimir (Ancestor, deceased)Kantu (Grandparent, deceased)

Oakley (Ancestor, deceased)

Unknown Mother (Deceased)

Unknown Father (Deceased)

Blizzie (Twin sister)

Mauve (Adoptive Mother)

Colin (Adoptive Father)

Cakewalker (Adoptive Brother)

Meta (Adoptive Brother)

Ashley (Adopted Daughter)

## History

Tangs was born in The USSR sometime in 2006 and was adopted by Mauve in 2019 under unknown circumstances. They soon adopted a “babey” persona, staying mostly neutral before they grew up into their true anarchist self. Signs of anarchism were very clear after they fully intentionally started a convoluted, unhelpful Server Family Tree (Canonicity debatable)

### The Rise of The Poggers

During the invasion of orange usernames, Tangs remained unaffected by this change, with Zàppy remarking that Tangs’ username was pink (almost red), thus completing the Romanian flag aesthetic.

### Corruption Arc

It has become increasingly apparent that Tangs is not mentally stable, and wishes for more power than what they currently have. This arc dates back to even during their Babey phase, going in and out of relevancy with it being fully acknowledged once they joined back on the 30th of November, 2020, begging to be given power on Azura’s Starlight Island, getting progressively more and more power hungry as time goes on. They have also recently acquired a partner in crime, Ema, who have stated they would gladly assist if Tangs were to turn. The peak tension of this arc was their mini-rant in cabins about how they will “leave this place a smoking crater of what it once was”. This led into the Election Arc.

### The Election of 2020

After Tangs’ mini-rant, they threatened Reese for his throne as emperor of the USSR, leading to a debate in the middle of a public area. Just as it appeared that Tangs was going to lose, someone made a comment that there had been a misunderstanding, and that Reese was the president of United States of Canada, not of the USSR. Tangs wouldn’t be safe for long, however, as Saint stepped in claiming she wouldn’t feel comfortable with a Tyrant as the country’s overlord, taking over as the new representative for the Divorce party, with Tangs taking the role of representative for the Tyranny party. After a debate on the 14th, it was agreed they should end the vote early as Tangs was winning by a landslide.

### An Era of Tyranny

With Tangs now elected as overlord, they banished anyone they deemed redundant and said if they really cared for this country they would be willing to leave just so that they could return once more. They burnt the pages of history books saying they painted the country as too peaceful. They put up wanted posters for The Divorce Party. They made a few other actions which are slightly less important including:

* Making Ashley their third in command
* People caught engaging in heteronormative activity would be trapped in The Cellular Confinement Unit
* Mods replaced with Supreme Law Enforcers
* Once the Overlord dies, the Supreme Vice takes their place

### Redemption Arc

After a month of ruling, Tangs resigned and said the political issues weren’t good for them and they were “destined for much less”. They left to join The Kingdulge Nation, making Ema the new Overlord, and began working as a mechanic for Indulge. They now stay silent on most things remaining as a neutral force.

## Trivia

* Tangs’ birth parents remain unknown
* It is unclear how Tangs has acquired so many parents, though some sources claim a form of black magic was involved
* Tangs, unfortunately, is British
* Mountain Dew is the only liquid their body will let them consume
* Shawn is their favourite total drama character, and is also the one they’ve done the most art for
* For a short period of time they went by Oops
* The Pirates originally intended to impersonate them
* After it was apparent Tangs was winning the election, Blizzie offered them a portion of Starlight Island as a “sign of peace.”

## Quotes

* ”its not my fault, the way his sweaty pursed up top lip glistens in the moonlight is so sexy to me” (in reference to Mr. Donald J Trump)
* “ok noahh kinnie”
* ”:jesushatesgays:”
* ”DID YAKKO WARNER JUST CALL KHADE A HOMIE 😱😱😱 غاشغس سح بهذنخ ل سخدم خى اشزخرل شو شرذخيات شغغذن GAMER MOMENT”
* ”men in cages 2k30” (in response to “straight gorl tangs”)