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The Lazarus Project Headquarters

## Overview

The Lazarus Project's headquarters is where deal are made, operations are set, and where the living spaces for the elite Team 5 are kept.

The entire base is inside a mountain, having a sliver of the mountain side a functional door for large imports and exports. It holds multiple scientific labs, housing areas, a large control panel for base, vehicle hangers such as helicopters and trucks for the team to get around.

## Biography

After the deal with Teddy Roosevelt and Boss, a large blot of land was issued for construction. Ultimately it wasn't used until Boss's hibernation ended and plans started forming for how the facility was going to be handled. Construction ended in near the 90s, and started to house scientist and doctors .

## Areas

### Floor 1

This floor houses most vehicles and is more of a hanger, and is also the floor that you enter through the large mountain side doors .

### Floor 2

This floor is far above the first, and has a rail above to peer down from. This floor holds most scientists and doctors in living areas

### Floor 3

This floor is very alike from the second, yet holding large areas to hold experimental weapons and scientific research. This is also the floor that holds Dr. Ochomo.

### Team 5 Living area

#### Elliot's Room

Elliot's room is actually very colorful, having string lights around his room and posters of his favorite musicians like Hall & Oats and Phil Collins. Often, Odinya is sleeping on the ceiling or in the air above his bed.

#### Michael's Room

Filled with warm orange light, resembles more of a nice therapist's office with lots of nice furniture. His bed in the back of the room with soft couches and La-Z-Boy recliners and chairs taking most of the space.

#### Mitsumi's Room

Her room is actually quite bland, having a single beanbag to separate her room from anyone else's room.

#### Steven's Room

Steven doesn't actually have a room, he sleeps on the couch. This isn't because there isn't a room for him because there is, he just sleeps on the couch far more than the empty room meant for him. The couch is very very nice though, and kept pristine for himself and the team.

### Mountain Top

This is the last part of the facility and the top of the mountain. This is where most of the generators are stored and also where the giant radio dishes are. It is mostly in a thin forest with a line of portables on a trail for work is needed on the generators.

## Trivia

* The best way i can try and describe Michael's room is like your grandma's house. Its super clean with very nice furniture and its kind of dark but has a nice warm lamp that fills the room with enough light for it to be just right.
* The top of the mountain is actually where Boss and Michael fight and where both of them die.
God

"When I said silence, I meant it!"

## Overview

God is God. You all know him. Holy creator of all things. This time though, he's got a little twist. God didn't actually make anything but Heaven, which was essentially just a Clubhouse for him and his Kids to live in.

He didn't have much of a form other than glowing light for a while, and when he did, it was just an old man in a Toga.

## Biography

Witnessing Aronai's travel to Earth, God wanted to beat him as the first Cosmic entity to be ruler of Earth, and followed him there.

They both landed in the eastern deserts, with God obtaining the likes of the people of Arabia. They came to worship him, as he claimed to be the creator of all things, alive and not.

Of course, due to his demonstrated power, they all believed him, worshiping him in any way possible, to ensure themselves a spot in his infinite paradise, should they perish, in Heaven.

Things went smooth or a while, as he created all sorts of abundant life in his own realm, as well as gifting Earth with strong defenders, and careful lovers, to inspire them and keep him in his follower's minds.

When God finally decided to rest, he became lazy, and a bit tyrannical over how he ran Heaven, arousing the anger of Lucifer, who convinced his brother, Beelzebub, to betray God, and take Him and his rules down, once and for all.

Lucifer succeeded in his attack, causing a devastating Holy War to ravage Heaven ending in him beheading God, who was tired of life anyway.

Allowing Lucifer to think he killed him, God secretly just gave the last bit of his essence to his only remaining son, Gabriel.

## Abilities

Creation

Death-Reversing

Flight

Shapeshifting

## Trivia

* Make no mistake, God is not some whiny child. If you did everything he did, you'd get bored and grumpy too.
* His favorite son is Michael, but he secretly wishes Lucifer was worthy of that title.
* He fooled an average man named Jesus, by following him around, claiming he was his son, and making magical things happen around him only in public, until that Jesus was crucified, and God "Resurrected" him, by just making his own.
The Graveyard of The Titans

"I WIN! I AM A GOD!"

## Overview

The Graveyard of The Titans is a massive battleground, riddled with mecha gore, scorched Earth, and remnants of carnage, all left by Jett Gyro, in a test of what his new body could do.

## Biography

On January 7th, 1990, Jett Gyro landed on Tokedaichi Island. A landmass off the coast of Japan that was uninhabitable, due to the molten nature of it. The mecha stood on the volcanic rock and made an announcement to deep space, challenging all robotic giants from all corners of the galaxy to face him in glorious combat, claiming he was an important being, that would soon be leaving this universe.

Several egotist mecha-humanoids, much like himself, arrived on the island to prove themselves to be the best one of all, but every single one was met with horrid, painful destruction to the hands of The Mad Mecha.

Now the land is littered with the scrap metal of the robots that dared to challenge the one and only Jett Gyro.

## Areas

The Battleground of the Broken Machines is a horrifying sight to any being, with every corpse there having an expression of fear still plastered on their face.

## Trivia

* The only living things on the island that come and go are Scrappers, encapsulated by the parts that the dead robots hold.
* It is illegal for regular citizens to venture to the island, the Japanese Government deeming it a still active warzone.
* There are some mechas still alive on the island, pleading for their suffering to end only to be met with constant rain seeping into their internal components, due to the climate.
* Tokedaichi Island's name comes from the Japanese words "Toketa", meaning melted, and "Daichi", meaning Earth. The Island being volcanic, Melted Earth suits it.
Midget Sprints

**Midget cars**, also **speedcars** in Australia, is a class of racing cars. The cars are very small with a very high power-to-weight ratio and typically use four cylinder engines. They originated in the United States in the 1930s and are raced on most continents. There is a worldwide tour and national midget tours in the United States, Australia, and New Zealand.

Typically, these four cylinder engine cars have 300 horsepower (220 kW) to 400 horsepower (300 kW) and weigh 900 pounds (410 kg). The high power and small size of the cars combine to make midget racing quite dangerous; for this reason, modern midget cars are fully equipped with roll cages and other safety features. Some early major midget car manufacturers include Kurtis Kraft (1930s to 1950s) and Solar (1944–46). Midgets are intended to be driven for races of relatively short distances, usually 2.5 to 25 miles (4 to 40 km). Some events are staged inside arenas, like the Chili Bowl held in early January at the Tulsa Expo Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma. There are midget races in dirt track racing and in asphalt (paved tracks).
The Hells

* Top Hell
* Raging Hell
* Deep Hell

## Overview

When someone on Earth dies, Lucifer has made it so they venture here, instead of escaping to the Nothing in order to be guided by Rhybis to their new life.

## Biography

After God's army was slain, Lucifer set off with his demons to form a new society, leaving Heaven to overgrow and rot. He and Beelzebub decided to let Remiel handle making Hell, but he butchered the butchering ground, making it too similar to the cities on Earth. Lucifer and Beelzebub simply scoffed, disappointed yet again by their brother, and decided to just do it deeper themselves.

## Areas

### Top Hell

I don't like Remiel enough to write anything clever about his Hell. It's just Helluva Boss Hazbin Hotel or whatever. Yeah. That's how much he means to me.

### Raging Hell

The scorched birthing ground of the true Demons, This layer is the wall between where hell stops being a joke, and starts being a Hellscape. No soul is punished here, but fire and pain still swirl and swell around its cavernous crags of black and red stone. Here lies those who wronged Lucifer, and those who he creates.

### Deep Hell

Souls corrupted by their hateful indulgences face this bleak, dark, and dreadful scape for the rest of time. No torture, no expansive and dangerous fire, no color, just endless underground churches, chapels, and walkways that span for miles upon miles. Those demented enough to end up here truly deserve it, and are to be judged by Lucifer until the Cosmos collapses, lest they find someway out.

### The Monolith

A very long gateway, black as the night sky, that spans across miles upon miles of seemingly endless darkness. It is the only walkable way out of Deep Hell, and is guarded by the vicious Leviathan, a long system of connected torsos melted together to form a twisted, disfigured worm of hatred and malice.

## Trivia

* You can practically walk out of Remiel's Hell.
* I do not like Remiel
* The art for Raging hell was done by Bzehburger for their Postal Redux fanimation. We used it due to how well it represents the visage of the scape.
* The Monolith's final defense, if you somehow manage to evade Leviathan, is The Monolith King, a massive skeletal visage of the late and great King Minos.
The Phoenix's Gear

"It's for the movie!"

## Overview

This outfit is used by The Phoenix to terrorize small towns like Karaoke Kaldwell and parts of Chicago, Illinois.

It is orange, red, and yellow, and very dangerous when in the wrong hands.

## Biography.

After meeting with Kurt Formly to make his movie, Jules launched a kickstarter to get money for creating his Phoenix Suit, An outfit with the capability to scorch small towns in a matter of hours. He used the money from it over time, slowly building the gear during production, hiding piece after piece from the cast and crew. Nearing the end of production, the suit was finalized, and tested on Kurt, turning him into ash and bone.

## Uses

### The Jet Wings

Lets him fly at hundreds of miles an hour, and sharpened wings can cut straight through most objects. The tips of the wings also have nozzles at the end that can shoot fire out from behind while flying, dropping it below like a crop-duster. The wings are made of a super-light fluid type of metal, made from remnants of Maroonan technology, and only weigh about 6 pounds.

### Arm-mounted flamethrowers

have different firing modes, including

* Regular Flamethrower, which uses amped nitroglycerin to create a pure gas stream of fire,
* Precision blowtorch, which can be used to cut locks, or as pseudo wrist daggers.
* Fuel Spewing, which coats things in jet fuel, and leaves them more flammable than a box of paper towels and crunchy leaves.
* Fireball tossing, which creates a small ball of flammable foam like substance that expands, hardens quickly into a glass-like material, and shatters when making impact with something, sending sparks and embers everywhere in a micro explosion.
* Charged blast, which holds the flame at the end of the nozzle, pushing more and more oxygen into it, before sending out a gunshot-like, scalding, golden beam that acts as a ranged attack.

### Advanced custom helmet

That comes with a

* Heads up display
* Zooming function
* Targeting system
* Visor switcher (for extremely bright fires)
* Breathable Filter, that converts smoke into oxygen using fans
* Smoke breathing function that uses the jet fuel and burns it quickly, making it exit from the nostrils

### Fire retardant suit

That can

* Withstand up to thousands of degrees worth of heat before burning
* Keep him from cooking alive with an internal cooling system
* Catch/break blades and other objects with his feather-like wrist blades that can slash and stab
* Be taken off and put on very easily

## Trivia

* The entire pack itself weighs about 20 pounds, most of the weight being the fuel.
* All of the gear combined costs about 1.9 Million, with the rest of the movie's funding being put into fuel
* It uses an intense mixture of Nitroglycerin and Jet fuel, to have the brightest, and most manipulable fire possible.
* The internal cooling system is so powerful it can cool the suit to negative degrees.
* The internal computer is located in the jetpack, and must be remotely connected to the helmet via online connection.
Snathwyns

## Overview

Snathwyns are reptilian flying creatures that utilize teamwork and their advanced brains in order to take down their prey.

## Features

### Anatomy

With bodies similar to the dimetrodon, they are not that large, only growing to about 3 feet, but with a 15 foot wingspan at adult age, they sure seem menacing when their shadow is cast upon you from the sky. Their main attraction is the large, axe-like protrusions from the top of their head and chins, which can also grow up to two feet long. The creatures sharpen them by battling with eachother like bucks, and grinding them against stone and rocks. This sharpening also applies to the arm of their wings, which are just as deadly, being able to slice prey as they swoosh by.

While younger Snathwyns may not have as long or sharp blades, they can still utilize their extensions by ramming into enemies.

### Life

Being born from eggs, the hatching process for juvenile Snathwyns takes quite a long time, (about 6 to 7 months after they're laid), so they can be fully ready for Maroona's harsh denizens. They grow exceedingly quick, becoming fully grown by age 2, and will go out and find other more recent Snathwyns to form a pack, typically called a 'Vashket' or a Razor of Snathwyns, typically consisting of 15 or more.

When a male and a female Snathwyn in a Razor are old enough, they will leave to make room in the Razor to go have a child, allowing the second oldest male or female left to become the Razorwing, or Leader of the group. This perpetuates the Razor to last for many years to come, giving Snathwyn Razors an interesting history.

### Diet

Snathwyns eat meat, and only meat. They hunt by having at least 5 go out together and search for prey good enough to feed their Razor, depending on it's size.

### Reproduction

Their eggs are usually placed under shallow dirt, keeping them cool under the Maroonan sun, and also hiding them.

## Trivia

* Snathwyn brains are very similar to a Crow's, allowing them very advanced thinking, meaning they have memory, and pretty good communication ability, meaning if you feed one, it will tell the others about you, and you might just be saved from a dangerous situation in the future.
* They never refuse new members into a Razor, but they do have a cap on how many can hunt. Only the biggest or fastest ones may retrieve food.
* A Snathwyn that does not belong to a Razor is called a Shard. Steer far away from these, because it usually means they are extremely dangerous, and don't need the extra help.
The Maroonan Royal Military

"Conquer, Capture, Control."

### Members

The Father (ruler), Spyron Crimsal (general), Myrna Crimsal (colonel), M.E.T.T.A (weapon),

## Overview

The Maroonan Royal Military is one of the most dangerous planetary legions in the Galaxy, conquering planet after planet in the name of their current ruler. They execute with ferocity, and Brutality.

## History

After the Maroonan Civil War, The first member of the Crimsal family rose to power, establishing a strong solitude, and insuring that no greater war shall come between her people, especially not from eachother.

Shee formed the Maroonan Royal Military, a powerful new legion of perilous soldiers, ready to kill at a moments notice. Donned with the armor of red steel, and armed with weapons that rip and tear their way through their prey.

## Members & Ranking/Jobs

### Current Leaders:

* The Father
* Chrysan Crimsal

### Weaponry

* Massively Enhanced Totally Tubular Ass-kicker
* Maroonan Marauder Gear
* The Xer0 Cannon

## Trivia

* They view Earth as not worthy of conquering. If they were to capture it, it would be a wildlife reserve.
* The Soldiers are never afraid to die.
Tekunans

## Overview

Tekunans are Humanoid creatures that originate from the planet Tekuna. Spiritual and One-with-the-World idealists, they dedicate their lives to going with the flow.

## Features

### Anatomy

Tekunans are larger humanoid organisms, with males ranging from 6" to 7" feet tall, and women being 5"6 to 6"2.

They all have a diverse range of shades of blue skin, white, glowing eyes, and typically black hair. Tekunans live for a very long time, and gain powers from their spiritual connection to The Cosmos. Every Tekunan gets a unique power once they turn 10, and they can choose to join a program to seek out other planets to assist in protecting 8 years later.

While they can eat food, they also naturally gain energy from the planets they are on using power from the planet's core. This does not mean they are weaker on moons and such though.

Tekunans, while peaceful, are also very durable, with their skin being hard as diamonds, meaning little to nothing can penetrate it. It is similar to a Sharks skin, where it is smooth one way and rough the other.

Tekunans never evolved into existence, and instead gradually over time formed from Ice and Rock, until plant life and other small organisms that fed off of the planet's living energy as well combined with the elements, creating the first biological Tekunin People.

### Life

After being born, a Tekunan child grows the same as a Human, learning about everything around them, with the difference being total freedom to do anything, as their body is nigh indestructible. They grow up with loving parents in a paradise like no other, living a happy life, until they decide to leave and help fulfill their purpose as a cosmic defender.

When a Tekunan reaches a certain age, it decides to settle down, beginning its "Natural Death" process. This "death", is essentially just a really big nap, as they return to Tekuna and meditate one last time, usually surrounded by those they value most, before they sink below into the ground once more, welcomed by Tekuna's embrace, where they become a crystal cluster, somewhere on the planet.

### Diet

Like stated previously, Tekunans can draw the energy they need directly from the cores of planets.

### Reproduction

When a parent Tekunan decides to produce an offspring, it rests on its homeworld, sending frequencies and vibrations to the planet below, until it can sense that its offspring has formed. After about a year, the baby is ready to come out of the ground.

## Trivia

* Tekunans were originally named Pwnans.
* They're food intake has often been mistaken for photosynthesis, but it's ethereal in nature, not scientific.
* There is a VERY rare gene, in which a Tekunan can emerge purple. These people are treated no differently however, (apart from compliments for their pretty palette).
Ki'Hagha

"Ha Ha! That is the EMPTIEST of threats!"

## Overview

The first member of the Crimsal family, Ki'Hagha, Maroonan for the word "Wrath", was a fearsome and terrifying ruler, and the most powerful creature to walk Maroona's deserts, until Spiral Crimsal, her great-grandson.

Her skin was a harsh red, with dark red hair and fiery orange eyes. She wore very little clothing, in and out of battle, covering herself with weak fabrics and Animal bones.

## Biography

In the Maroonan Civil war, men, women and children fought tooth and nail over little to nothing, wasting potential, and killing many based on but the simple shade of their flesh.

Ki'Hagha rose to the top of her tribe, determined to end this petty war, one way or another. Much like her Grandson, she would use brutality and gore to terrify her enemies, and would hesitate to kill nobody in her way.

She fought for decades straight, never stopping until the opposing Maroonans had died, or surrendered.

Following her victory, Ki'Hagha was crowned Empress of the New Age of Maroona, and was given the surname "Crimsal" (Krim'saal), meaning "Conqueror".

She ruled Maroona just how she liked, treating her people with respect, but still showing them her iron fist, should they think to defy the world she fought for.

During her rule, she had many men from all over, hoping to become her King, and rule alongside her, but alas, she saw them all as flings, mere tools to reward her rule. After thousands of encounters, she eventually found herself bearing a child.

She birthed the bastard, and for once, she loved a living creature, raising him in her image to be her successor, Vindus, her son, soon grew to be the perfect ruler, taking over as she began to reach her elder years, where she rested until she passed away peacefully.

## Abilities

Incredible brute strength and durability

Her body turns pain into blinding rage, activating her powers tenfold

She has a deep red energy that surrounds her, particularly her fists, when she is angry or in pain.

## Trivia

* She is the only female character in Pwnage lore to be voiced by a male.
* She shares her powers exactly with Roman, her great-great grandson.
* While she believes that all Maroonans must treat eachother the same, she still holds great speciesism.
Nashville Fairgrounds Speedway

**Nashville Fairgrounds Speedway** is a motorsport racetrack located at the Nashville Fairgrounds near downtown Nashville, Tennessee. The track is the second-oldest continually operating track in the United States. The track held NASCAR Grand National/Winston Cup (now NASCAR Cup Series) races from 1958 to 1984.
The Worldwatcher

# Hey! You found a secret! Good goin'!

### Relatives

The One (father), Harold (uncle), Elot (cousin), Kla'taar, Sticholas, and The Priest (brothers),

## Overview

Worldwatcher is my first god thing or whatever.

He's an all black skinny thing with one big "realistic" eye. Cool.

## Biography

Back when Stargazer was the big thing I made Worldwatcher the God of the universe. An enigmatic, emotionless observer who watched over everything, but then I erased everything in HR, so now he just lives with me in Harold's Mansion.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Omniscience

Omnipotence

## Trivia

* He serves as a constant reminder of my failure to be a competent writer in the past. He's not even the worst character I just can't get rid of him.
* You may notice he bears a striking resemblance to Kla'taar. Yeah, I know. Sorry.
* He used to have 6 children (most of them stolen from pop culture). If i remember correctly, it was Gavriel, who was repurposed into Gabe for Pwnage, Alvanon, some pompous little bitch, Herace, the big lady of death with her boobs out for some reason, Maria, the life lady, Damien, the only cool one, and Cestruktis, who was also moved here to get his ass kicked by Jett Gyro.
* While I do joke alot, he doesn't deserve what happened to him. He's like Jupiter, but with no chance of ever coming back. He'll get used to it one day though. I'm sorry bud.
Ashley Dominguez

### Relatives

Sarah Caroline (wife), Nicholas Greyfeather (best friend), Aia Nephel (best friend/adoptive daughter),

### Affiliation

the West Chicago Spirit Speakers investigation team (donor)

## Overview

Ashley is Sarah Caroline's loving wife, and the adoptive mother of Aia Nephel, helping her by looking into Satan cases, and studying crime rates in Toronto.

She has black hair, tanner skin, and usually wears looser clothes, or her detective's outfit.

## Simple Biography

While at first she was skeptical, her and Sarah quickly became worried after Nick was gone for an entire year, leading Ashley to finally give in, and let Sarah go to Toronto.

After two days, she called to to check up on her fiancé, accidentally alerting Satan, and allowing Sarah to get the drop on him, and blast him in the side of the head with her shotgun. Sarah unloaded into the mangled mess on his face with her colt, until he fell limp to the floor, dead.

Sarah answered the phone, and answered all of Ashley's questions simply with:

"Hi baby, I'm coming home."

After Sarah came home, she explained everything that happened showing her the images she took. One of Nick's car, one of Nick, and one of Satan.

Ashley couldn't believe her eyes, and immediately felt the same guilt Nick had for doubting her, immediately beginning to cry. Sarah kissed her, and told her she'd be forgiven if they went upstairs and "made eachother feel better".

After a wild night, Ashley and Sarah began to form a plan to put the people that monster had taken to rest, setting up a charity for People of Anomalous invasion Victims, where one half would be dedicated to helping the families, and after it was discovered he had returned, the other half went toward putting that motherfucker back in the dirt.

## Trivia

* Ashley is about as honed in her gun skill as her wife, as she has police training from her days pre-detective.
* Her detective skills also helped Sarah pinpoint Satan's locations.
* If Ashley was an animal, she'd be a german shepherd.
God's Children

## Overview

The remaining Children of God, Michael, Jesus, Cupid, and Remiel all serve him and his will as his chosen creations, each having a purpose of their own to bring to Earth.

## Simple Biography

Each of them delicately crafted by their father, the Angels exist to serve a strict purpose to the people of Earth.

* Michael
* Jesus
* Cupid
* Remiel

## Michael Commandus Christ

"Ruinous Heresy, Repentance is in your future."

## Trivia

* He was crafted out of Iron and God's Blood
* He was made to be sort of a Body Guard for God from other beings that might threaten him.

## Jesus Horosus Christ

“Fellow men of God, follow me to paradise."

## Trivia

* He was not crafted by materials, but practically fully born from God in an external artificial womb, which he was then aged rapidly from.
* Had he met his full potential, he would've been the strongest child of them all.

## Trivia

* She was crafted out of Sugar, Silk, and Blossoms.
* Her name inspiration is not from the Valentines Day cherub, but from Santa's lineup of reindeer.

## Trivia

* He was made on friday the 13th, a notorious symbol of bad luck.
* He had a different look when he was an angel, we just don’t care enough to draw it. Maybe in a few years.
* He sucks and we hate him.
Transilvanians

## Overview

Transilvanians, or more commonly referred to as Vampires, are a type of extremely rare humans who have a knack for Plasma, commonly referred to as Blood.

## Features

### Anatomy

They typically have darker, warm-colored skin, with glowing, precise eyes, and a mouth full of fangs, their canines being their deadliest weapon. Some of them, as they intake more blood, begin to gain larger muscle growth. More blood? More Gains.

Descending from the Vampiric Bat, Transilvanians are once cave dwelling humanoids, who were once thought to be myth, after many were hunted in the 12-1300s in old Europe. They evolved to see in the dark, and suck blood from any prey they can find in order to sustain themselves, but their vision is not needed, as their sense of hearing is acute as well.

Outside of caves, most Transilvanians don't do good in the sunlight. It doesn't kill them instantly, but without some protection, like clothing or anything, their skin slowly deteriorates. Some sunscreen should do the trick.

Due to their low maintenance bodies, they have quite the healing factor for themselves, being able to grow back entire limbs eventually.

### Life

After natural birth, the children, called pups, will grow at the same rate a regular person will, but by the time they reach about the age of 20+, their body seems to stop aging. Due to their diet and ancestry, Transilvanians can live for quite a long time, only dying of old age due to starvation.

### Diet

While they can eat whatever they like, their best source of nourishment is Plasma, mainly Blood.

They use their teeth to lock into the victim, then the muscles in their mouth and throat suck in blood seeping from the wound.

### Reproduction

Transilvanians have sex like regular humans do.

## Trivia

* In the case of being bitten, it all comes down more to hygiene than actual vampiric infection.
* There are only about 1 to 200 remaining Transilvanians on Earth
* Only two characters are confirmed Transilvanians, those being Trelawney and Blood Sugar Sinclaire.
Belial

"Man creates War. War kills Man. I create Man again. I create War again."

# Hey! You found a secret! Good goin'!

## Overview

Coming from our YOMI Hustle lore, Belial is the monstrous Wizard who plagues the lives of many. Previously, he wished to become the most powerful Wizard, or finally be killed by someone strong enough to defeat him, but after his revelation during his brief discussion with his father, Cthulhu, he now seeks to spread madness and havoc to all living things.

He is usually Purple, with his only reliable outfit being his cloak, which is secretly his body in the shape of a Wizard's robe.

## Biography

Created in a time not conceivable, long before anything ancient, Belial roamed the barren rock of Earth, with little to no grasp on his mind, already bursting with the knowledge of the universe.

His feet touched every grain of sand within the planets surface, before he stumbled upon other life for the first time ever. His immediate instinct was to feast, but he was trapped and imprisoned for his attempt by the Gorgons. The Snakeborn all kept him locked inside of a glorified tomb for so long, he had forgotten what all he knew, what all was left of his mind.

Until eventually, he had just the slightest opportunity for escape.

Breaking free from the shackles of the Gorgon prison, Belial sought to harness all of the vices of magic in order to sustain his life for possibly eternity, and grow his strength beyond anyone has ever known.

He quickly became known all across the Black Lands as a dangerous and terrifying threat to any and all life around him, giving himself the name "Belial". He took down even the most experienced of Wizards and Warlocks, stealing their power and prowess as he struck them down, with nothing but a lifeless grin on his maw.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Body Manipulation

Various forms of magic, including

* Ice
* Fire
* Magma
* Dark Weaponry, similar to Lazelokk
* Flight
* Soul stealing and Essence absorption
* Several different kinds of other spells.

Heightened Sense of Smell and Hearing.

Extreme durability.

### Weaknesses

Other Magic users can counter his Magic.

Acid quickly melts away his body, due to him not having any bones.

## Trivia

* He doesn't like how water tastes
* He is often mistaken for a vampire, a demon, an Oni, and several other creatures, when he is just a Monster.
* He forgot the name of his species after being imprisoned for thousands of years.

## Gallery

Full Body ReferenceConcept art for Belial’s fifth phase
Chicagoland Speedway

**Chicagoland Speedway** is a 1.5 miles (2.4 km) tri-oval speedway in Joliet, Illinois, southwest of Chicago. The speedway opened in 2001 and actively hosted NASCAR racing including the NASCAR Cup Series until 2019. Until 2010, the speedway has also hosted the IndyCar Series, recording numerous close finishes including the closest finish in IndyCar history. The speedway is currently owned and operated by NASCAR.
Rayo

I will feed your soul to the DARKEST pit of hell that is...MY PROMISE!

## Overview

Rayo is the older sister of Odinya, and is dead set on killing her, no mater what it takes.

She has an eye for a head, grey skin with dark scars all over her body, and wears a variety of vests and suit pants, mostly anything formal.

## Biography

Rayo was very violent, always practicing martial arts and training in fights. When she was young she would venture into the woods constantly, and one day entering a staircase leading down into a giant maze to find her aunts trapped underneath the forest. They were held in one giant body strapped to a wall by chains. She would keep her aunts a secret to her family butwould make frequent stops to them, usually enforcing the fact that she must be stronger than her family, and that they are like dirt compared to what she could ever be capable of.

She lived off their words, training in fights and battles against other people for the end goal of being feared. Yet one never was scared of her, being her sister Odinya. She would often care about her older sister, even if she was belittled or taunted. One night after talking to her aunts, they finally convinced her to kill her own kind, her own sister Odinya. She went into the labyrinth of her home on a hunt for her sister.

After finding her and failing to kill her in time, she snapped. And went to hundreds of thousands of worlds to find her sister finish what she started, killing hundreds of thousands and ending many worlds.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

* She can manifest dark matter into objects, such as her scythe
* Flight
* Godly resilience and reflexes
* Intimidation
* Carain battle training
* Four additional arms
* World traveling

## Trivia

* Rayo's name derives from Rayo's Number, one of the largest numbers in existence.
* She scoured worlds to find worlds to Odinya, and killed thousands in here way
* Her watch on her vest is the way she traveled worlds to find Odinya
* She is mentally unhinged after killing so many people, not feeling any emotions, if they were ever there in the first place
* Her and Odinya have four more arms they do not usually use, but Rayo tends to have them out more then Odinya
The Church of the Smiling God

## Overview

A small, but dangerous religious group founded by college kids, who were gifted power and weaponry from Harold. Protecting their home town of Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. Dawning masks, similar to the face of their god.

## History

Being a normal group of kids, Henry, Lillian, Sofia and Abraham all went to the same college finding themselves being great friends. They would often hang around an abandoned church outside of town, but one day finding themselves a visitor.

A door standing in the middle of the church, seeming impossible to stand up on its own. Henry opened the door seeing a lavish library a warm fireplace, and two velvet chairs. Henry looks to the stranger in this impossible room, the others hesitant to even breath, trapped in fear. He walks in the room, the carpet seeming impossibly comfortable.

"what the hell is this" says Henry

"Please sit down, and, don't mind the guy in the corner, he's just coloring" Replies the being

Henry looks to the corner too see a Glowing Cyan Person, coloring in a christmas coloring book while having an ipad at its side on side. He seems to be humming something, moving his body with every beat but Henry cant quite figure out what he's singing. Henry looks back in pure confusion. With a turn of the head the being revealing his face, a pure white man with an impossible smile.

"C'mon guys, get in here, i've been waiting" says the god

They all huddle near Henry as he takes a seat on the velvet throne. The god states his name to be "Harold", and that he has been watching the group for some time now. He gives them an opportunity for the power to protect people, seeing them as worthy candidates. They were hesitant at first but..

Who can resist a winning smile?

## Members & Ranking

* Henry Crissen: Leader of the group
* Sofia Barlowe: Second in command
* Lillian Crissen: Third in command
* Abraham Grim: Fourth in Command

## Trivia

* The Humanoid coloring in the corner is The One
* Every time the walk out of the room they black out and wake up all piled on top of each other
* They do still protect people, but Sofia has a tendency to be more violent
The Red Head

## Overview

The Red Head is Myrna and Spyron's largest invention to date. A modified version of a Maroonan Observer, a scouting ship, that now looks like a massive angry head. The Twins use this to navigate the Galaxy, and wreak havoc on their targets.

## Biography

Myrna's prized creation, she began to work on it when she was 12 years old, asking her father to borrow a ship, which he simply just gave her, hopefully fueling her Engine Ingenuity.

While she was working on it, a little 10 year old Spiral wandered out of his room, exploring the keep, when he stumbled upon her tinkering with it. He asked what she was doing, and Myrna froze. It felt illegal to speak to him, but she swallowed her pride, and told the truth.

"Father says I can work on a space ship."

"Can I see?"

Myrna paused, thinking about what Spyron would do if he caught him exploring anymore than right now, and inhaled.

"Yeah, come help me draw the layout."

The 10 year old's face lit up, as he practically raced over to her to look inside.

## Areas

### The Maw

A large, cleared out loading bay that now serves as Myrna's workshop, with all sorts of workbenches, toolspaces, and other mechanical creation areas.

### The Brain

The Control Room of the Ship, where Spyron uses his Starpilot Skills to navigate across the Galaxy.

### Spyron's Room

A larger room, capable of having many people inside. There's a small bar with a robotic tender that has drinks from all over the place. Spyron mostly uses this as a hangout for whoever he finds hot enough to bring there to have one night stands.

### Myrna's Room

A certainly much more Modest room, having simply her bed, a few pieces of Gym equipment, her own bathroom, and a 3D printer desk.

## Trivia

* Myrna made sure to put Spyron's room a good distance from her so she wouldn't have to hear his nonsensical bangin 24/7.
Blood Sugar

"I'm here to suck more than your blood, baby."

## Overview

Blood sugar is a vampiric stripper that uses horny humans as an easy source of blood.

She has long fishnets, long fingerless gloves, a pink boa, and a wardrobe of slutty clothes. She has pinkish skin, red hair, and yellow eyes.

## Biography

Being outcast most of her childhood made her life very difficult, having town after town hunt after her for trying to whisk their men away, never thinking she'd see the day where people would PAY to have her lure them in.

At 460 years old, she signed up for a new line of work at a place called Chixxx of the Night, becoming a stripper, and prostitute, donning the name *Blood Sugar*. She quickly became a local phenomenon, bringing in desperate men from across the globe coming to see her perform, and as the years passed, and all the other girls got saggy and wrinkly, she'd turn up to work beautiful as ever, ready to suck the souls out of her loyal customers, one way or another.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Immortality

Night vision

Blood Extraction

Wings

### Weaknesses

Sunlight does not kill her, but it irritates her skin, kind of like an instant sunburn.

She is *allergic* to garlic, but it won't kill her instantly, she'll just need an epi-pen.

## Trivia

* She does not need blood to survive, it's just yummy.
* She became a stripper due to the lights always being dim, reminding her of her castle, but with strobe lights.
* She is okay with doing ANYTHING. The higher the ask, the higher the price.
* If Ferata was an animal, she'd be a vampire bat, duh.
* She only exists because her name is clever.
* She has a HUGE crush on Aiden Killian, viewing him as being the only human worthy of her truest love. He has exactly zero interest in her.
* Her brother, Trelawney, is much less concerned with sucking blood, and only really cares about making music with Aiden.
NASCAR Cup Series

The **NASCAR Cup Series** is the top racing series of the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR). The series began in 1949 as the **Strictly Stock Division,** and from 1950 to 1970 it was known as the **Grand National Division.** In 1971, when the series began leasing its naming rights to the R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company, it was referred to as the **NASCAR Winston Cup Series** (1971–2003). A similar deal was made with Nextel in 2003, and it became the **NASCAR Nextel Cup Series** (2004–2007). Sprint acquired Nextel in 2005, and in 2008 the series was renamed the **NASCAR Sprint Cup Series** (2008–2016). In December 2016, it was announced that Monster Energy would become the new title sponsor, and the series was renamed the **Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series** (2017–2019). In 2019, NASCAR rejected Monster's offer to extend the current naming rights deal beyond the end of the season. NASCAR subsequently announced its move to a new tiered sponsorship model beginning with the 2020 season similar to other US based professional sports leagues, where it was simply known as the **NASCAR Cup Series**, with the sponsors of the series being called Premier Partners. The four Premier Partners are Busch Beer, Coca-Cola, GEICO, and Xfinity.

The championship is determined by a points system, with points being awarded according to finish placement and number of laps led. The season is divided into two segments. After the first 26 races, 16 drivers, selected primarily on the basis of wins during the first 26 races, are seeded based on their total number of wins. They compete in the last ten races, where the difference in points is greatly minimized. This is called the NASCAR playoffs.

The series holds strong roots in the Southeastern United States, with about half of the races in the 36-race season being held in that region. As of 2020 the schedule includes tracks from around the United States. Regular season races were previously held in Canada, and exhibition races were held in Japan and Australia. The Daytona 500, the most prestigious race, had a television audience of about 9.17 million U.S. viewers in 2019.

Cup Series cars are unique in automobile racing. The engines are powerful enough to reach speeds of over 200 mph (320 km/h), but their weight coupled with a relatively simple aerodynamic package (based on the body styles of cars currently available for retail sale in the United States) make for poor handling. The bodies and chassis of the cars are strictly regulated to ensure parity, and electronics are traditionally spartan in nature.
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Nick Bussell

**Nick Bussell** (born April 1, 1983) is an American racing driver from Ionia, Michigan.

After karting, Bussell joined the Fran-Am 2000 North American Pro Championship series in 2003 where he finished 10th in points. He took most of 2004 off of racing while he worked in race car fabrication in Indianapolis. In 2005 he joined the Indy Pro Series with J. L. West Motorsports but switched teams to Vision Racing after six races. He completed all but two laps all season and finished 4th in points with a best finish of 2nd at Pikes Peak International Raceway. He returned to the series in 2006 to race for Cheever Racing. He finished 5th in points in 2006 with a best finish of 2nd in the season opener at Homestead Miami Speedway. According to his website, he and his manager attempted to find a team to race with in 2007 but were apparently unable to as Bussell has not competed in a professional race since the close of the 2006 Pro Series season.
NUGG3T

"Hey guys! What'cha doin?!!!"

## Overview

N.U.GaG.3T or Nugg3t as he prefers, is an extremely advanced sentient Television, who swore an oath that he would broadcast media to anyone who pushes buttons on his remote.

He is jet black, with silver "wings", grey feet, and a TV monitor with googly eyes, a chicken's beak and frill, and two antennae on top of his head.

## Biography

Drafted by Mike Vikerman at Viktorious robotics & engineering, the **NEW ULTIMATE GAME & GAZE 3 THOUSAND!!!** is the most advanced media system on Earth. His design was perfected on November 19th, 2003, and he was turned on for the first time. He waddled around, exploring the new world he was in, and enjoyed life as it was.

That night after he was shut down for a nap, he was never turned back on, as several employees who were outraged about Viktorious INC. going bankrupt were threatening to destroy him. Eventually, he was taken by the government after they seized the laboratory, and put into storage.

Many years later, in 2010, he was finally turned back on. It took him a moment to initialize, but when he was done, he saw a man wearing black and orange, trying to fix him.

Ecstatic, all Nugg3t could say was his usual

"HEY GUYS!!!! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!!!!".

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Flight

Playing music

Connecting to radios, bluetooth, and the internet,

Playing TV, Movies, and the News, from anywhere, at any time

### Weaknesses

Water or any liquids can damage his internal circuiting

He has a battery that must be charged monthly, making him inactive for a day.

DO NOT LET HIM EAT THINGS HE DOES NOT HAVE A STOMACH.

## Trivia

* His eyes and beak go inside his screen-face when on media mode, so you can actually see what you're watching.
* He's actually supposed to be a Rooster, not a chicken, because "People don't eat roosters".
* NUGG3T's buttons have different uses, The red one on his face is the on button, The red lines on his chest are volume, The yellow button is the channel, and the blue buttons reverse, pause/play, or fast forward.
* If he was an animal he'd be... I don't know, I'm drawin blanks here.
* Him and the advanced A.I X are brothers, due to them both being created by Viktorious industries.
* NUGG3T accidentally caused the downfall of Viktorious, costing them too much to make, and not being able to sell him due to his sentience.