Musical Twinks

"*A musical twink is a little string-bean boy who plays guitar or piano. He's like real indie, and he rides a bicycle, and rolls his little jeans up. That's a musical twink.*"
―Veronica
Musical Twinks is the 49th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was the second lesson to be hosted by Veronica, and it was released on July 7, 2016.

## Summary

Veronica decides that she wants another boy besides Erik so she looks for some musical twinks. She harasses some of YouTube, and then she goes on OkCupid to try and get to know some. After planting her seeds on there, she sees a Michael Shanteli video and harasses him. Then she goes on YouNow to harass some more twinks and give out some dating advice. After that, she finds Miles Cyrus' Wrecking Ball. But then Veronica finds out that it's actually a girl, Miley Cyrus, and gets upset that they're treating her like a twink in the comments. Finally, she goes to Hot Dad and finds out that he made a song about her boyfriend.

## Comments

*Hey hot dick my name's Veronica and I wanna dress your cute little ass up like a teddy bear and fuck the absolute shit out of you. I could hide you in my boobies and build you a little house in there so you never have to be cold again. Anyway hit me up if you wanna see me ruin my box on skype seeya im a girl*
- Veronica

*Can't Tells, huh? More like you can't tell me not to sneak up on your tour bus and take each and every one of you in your sleep like some kinda rocky horror picture shit, only difference being that i'm not actually a transvestite. Holy shit I wanna have that italian ones babies then leave em in front of a church so they're not my problem anymore. My girlfriend Teresa taught me that move. Anyway I'm a girl, you're a bunch of boys, and I wanna fuck you. Just thought you'd like to know.*
- Veronica

*Hello my loveI heard a kiss from youA present from you - Strawberry letter 22The music plays, I sit in for a few*
- an OkCupid user

*WHAT THE FUCK I DONT CARE, ARE YOU A SKINNY LITTLE BOY WHO PLAYS GUITAR OR NOT?*
- Veronica

*And when you say you're a girl...you do mean the kind that was born with an actual vagina right?😐*
- an OkCupid user

*YEAH SAME AS YOU BITCH, LETS GO GET A MOJITO SOMETIME AND ILL THROW YOU OFF A BALCONY*
- Veronica

*date me*
- bideogames

*NO*
- Veronica

*GIRL! Your hair is SO fucking fetch, let's do shots and get pounded! YAAAAAS!8======D~~~~~*
- ScarletPhobia

*YAS GIRL IM HUNTIN FOR TWANKS*
- Veronica

*Hey there big mo....I mean Veronica. You popped up in my long distance matches, and figured I'd shoot you a message. I'm into beer, repressing my feelings, and crushing pussy.*
- Zach2794

*u a twink?*
- Veronica

*Hi sweety*
- a Moroccan man

*lets cut to the chase are you a music twink or not*
- Veronica

*No but am here*
- a Moroccan man

*what the fuck does that mean gimme your weight and height*
- Veronica

*YAAAAS QUEEEEF I'm a girl and I think you're the cutest little criminal I've ever seen. You've got that rugged but reserved look with just enough insecurity about what people think of you to make your eyes sparkle like a vulnerable puppy dog on its first day at a forever home. I wish you had two twins so I could be the mustard in that boy sandwich. Anyway usually I have to ask a guy i'm dating if he's into handcuffs but just by googling your name I can see you're no stranger to that shit. Keep hittin those strings and if you ever want to make a music video of us fucking like wildebeests on a pile of money just lemme know. I'll register a vimeo account to post it on. Vimeos fucking crazy. I could shove a camera up my asshole to beatles music and they'd make it editors pick of the day. Okay seeya!*
- Veronica

*Hey everybody stop talking to her like she's some kind of twink! This is a woman! Have some respect for fucks sake im a girl*
- Veronica

## Context

1. ↑ The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a film about a self-proclaimed transvestite

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