Phillip Cuneo Sr.

## Phillip Cuneo

### Aliases

Don Cuneo, Phill, Padrino, Old man Phill, Phillip Sr., the Big Red, The Chocolate Man, Willy Wonka

### Relatives

Garnet (sister) and Roberta Cuneo (half-sister), George Cuneo (half-brother), Tobias Cuneo and Sal Cuneo (brothers), Marco, Phillip Jr. and Carmin Cuneo (sons), Alberto Cuneo (father), Rudolf Tattaglia (brother-in-law), Sweetie Belle (adopted daughter), Grigor Tattaglia (nephew), Frederico Cuneo (nephew)

### Affiliation

Cuneo Family, Tattaglia Family, Stracci Family (former), Barzini Family (kinda)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brownish

*"You gave us your word, but betrayed us! So... now it's your time to die! BIATCH!"*-Don Cuneo killing off his would-be assassins

Don **Phillip Cuneo** Sr. is an Italian mobster and the boss of the Cuneo Family, one of New York City's Five Families who survived. Cuneo is known as a softer mob boss and middler of his siblings, refusing to sell drugs to children, and rather invests in the chocolate delivery business, selling chocolate to kids all around. In 2011, Cuneo, Tattaglia and Barzini would be the surviving families of the costly Five Families Mob War, which would end the Cuneos' alliance with the Stracci mob.

## Biography

Phillip Sr. was born in Villabate, in Sicily, Italy. In 1966, his family immigrated from Sicily to Hell's very own Kitchen in NY on a transport plane, and they were very poor, living in a tenement, but there was a lot of them, Phillip hanging out mostly with his brother Sal. Phillip became involved in pickpocketing and other petty crimes for which he was caught in 1968, but was let off after a fine of $500.

Only in 2001 did Cuneo found the Cuneo Family after befriending Mario DeBellis, a cowboy from Texas who came to New York for a better life or something. They also befriended Elvis Smoth later. The Cuneo family was based in Hell's, which became Phillip's new base of operations, he built himself a palace there as well, well mansion.

Cuneo's outfit became one of 'York's Five Families of organised crime after taking over large amounts of the Corleone Family's turf in 2006, but he arranged a peace treaty by 2009, when drug dealer Virgil Sollozzo arrived to America from Turkey and arranged cooperation between the families via the drug trade, except the Corleonee scum. When the Corleone Family murdered Sollozzo following a year of fighting between their assess, The Five Families Mob Wars broke out, and Cuneos played a large part in the war, but lost most of their made men and fronts to Corleone attacks. Thanks to that shebang, the Cuneos quickly allied themselves to the Tattaglia and Stracci families, whomst together, with their combined might, crushed the Corleones off of their territory.

The Corleones were by then on thin ice and desperate to return their power, so they put their plan in motion when they planned to assassinate the rival dons, almost all at once. When the would-be assassins Charlie Trapani and Willie Sissy moved on to Rocco Tyler's barber shop where the Don was getting his hair cut, they were spotted by him and his men and were quickly killed. This all happened in 2010, Willie was shot in the head while Trapani in other body parts and the Don was saved, they were shot by Ralph Flossinger. When Vito Corleone was assassinated, and before him Sonny, his son Michael Corleone continued his wrath on the rival families but failed as well, as he was assassinated by some Tattaglias and his older brother, Fredo Corleone, quickly joined the Cuneos.

In around 2011, seeing how the Straccis were growing weaker, Phillip taught of allying himself with the Barzini Empire instead, they won the 5 Fams' War anyway or some shit.

Phill succeeded and the very next day he was invited for a tea party at the Barzini Mansion with Don Tattaglia and his brothers-in-law, what was left of them anyway. He greeted and shook hands with the notorious Don Emilio Barzini, who was now in charge of New York, and ruled it with an iron fist. The Corleones and Straccis were later weakened even more after their dons got killed, and Phillip was able to take over most of their territories in New Jersey, it was more of a mercy takeover, Elvis had friends in that mob after all.

Today Phillip and his fellow Dons are still alive and well, and Phillip is still enjoying his chocolate goodies like the fatso that he is.

## Pics

Cuneo at the Commission meeting.Edwin Smoth, Cuneo and Missus Dolores causing havoc and chaos.