The End of Silliness?!? (How it could've went)

## Jimmy Gourd's Ice Cream Parlor/Larry's dream vision and headache

[Thunderclap]

[Saxophone Music In Background]

Jimmy's washing and drying some dishes and Larry's tossing and turning.

Larry: [Sniffing In Fear And Depression]

A bright green background with a bright yellow spiral spins around  and it fades to a flashback sequence of the beginning of the cancelled Bear Trap silly song from *Madame Blueberry* (1998), beginning with Archie making the announcement.

Archie: "Excuse me, I have an announcement.....(It cuts right to the middle of his announcements.) and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the 1st and previous silly songs-"

Cut to *The Water Buffalo Song* from *Where's God When I'm S-Scared?* (1993).........

Larry: ***Everybody's got a***

***water buffalo***

Cut to Archie lecturing Larry.......

Archie: "You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo. just ***stop*** being ***so*** silly!"

Archie walks/hops away leaving Larry a bit confused.

Cut to *The Song of the Cebu* from *Josh and the Big Wall* (1997) just as the flashback sequences include Larry's slide show.

Larry: ***Boy is riding***

***with cebu***

Larry: "Um...no wait."

Archie: "This is quite disappointing."

[Echoing Disappointing]

Larry's still asleep and he's trying super hard to fight it off.

Larry: "No.......no."

Cut back to Larry's dream vision......

Archie: "Management has decided to make a few competitions for other performers."

[Echoing Other Performers]

Mr. Lunt: ***'cause you're his***

***cheeseburger***

***his yummy***

***cheeseburger***

Archie: "*Silly Songs* is cancelled....."

***he'll wait***

Archie: "*Silly Songs*is cancelled......."

***for you-hoo***

Archie: "*Silly Songs* is cancelled until further notice."

***yeah***

***he'll wait***

***for you-hoo***

Archie: "*Silly Songs* is cancelled....."

***oh you are***

***his cheeseburger***

***his lovely***

***cheeseburger***

***he'll wait for***

***you-hoo***

An image of the sick cebu......

Archie; "Cancelled......."

An image of the sad cebu......

Archie: "Cancelled........"

An image of the mute cebu........

Archie: "Cancelled......"

Archie: [Chipmunk Voice] "Cancelled......"

Cut back to reality.........

Larry: "Jimmy.......Jimmy........[Grunts A Bit] no wait! [Grunts A Bit Again] Jimmy......Jimmy......(Jimmy hears Larry tossing and turning and freaking out in his beauty sleep.) no.......cebu!"

Jimmy: "Hey. hey, hey, Mr.,  are you alright?"

Larry: "Jimmy.....[Grunts A Bit Once More] Jimmy!"

Jimmy: "Mr.! wake up, Mr.! Mr.!"\

The camera zooms in on the outside of Jimmy Gourd's Ice Cream Parlor......

## A1 and G7

Jimmy: "You really had me worried there for quite a while, buddy. you alright?"

Larry: [Sniffs Depressingly] "Yeah, I'm alright."

Jimmy: "Well? can I get you anything? a push up? (Larry shakes his head in reply.) a waffle cone? (Larry shakes his head no again.)  or maybe a cup full of sprinkles?" (Larry shakes his head no once more.)

Larry: "No thanks, [Sniffs Depressingly Again] I don't need anything."

Jimmy: "You uh.......wanna talk about it?"

Larry (looking right over at the jukebox): "Does that jukebox over there work?"

Jimmy: "Yeah, it sure does."

Larry: "A1 and G7."

Jimmy: "What was that?"

Larry: "A1 and G7. just press A1 and G7."

Jimmy walks/hops right over to the jukebox and pushes A1 and G7.

Larry: "It all began a little while back when I was singing this 1 song. and well......I don't know. looking way back to my very 1st silly song I can understand, but the other 1.....things just kinda got.........messed up."

## *The Water Buffalo Song* from *Where's God when I'm Scared?* (1993)

*Silly Songs with Larry* Announcer: "And now it's time for *Silly Songs with Larry*, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. so without further adeu, *Silly Songs with Larry*."

Larry emerges right on the countertop stage to face the entire audience.

Larry: "*The Water Buffalo Song*."

[Music In Background]

Larry: ***Everybody's got a***

***water buffalo***

***yours is fast***

***but mine***

***is slow***

Larry (continued): ***oh where'd we***

***get them***

***I don't know***

***but everybody's got a***

***water buffaloooooooooo***

Larry: ***I took my***

***buffalo***

***to the store***

***got his head***

***stuck in***

***the door***

***spilled some***

***lima beans***

***on the floor***

***oh everybody's got a-***

Archie emerges right on the countertop stage.

Archie: "Stop it, stop! stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing?!? you can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does *not* have a water buffalo! we're gonna get nasty letters saying *Where's my water buffalo?!? why don't I have a water buffalo?!?* and are you prepared to deal with that?!? I don't think so! just stop being so *silly*!"

Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. tune in next time to hear Larry sing-"

Larry: Everybody's got a

baby kangaroo

yours is pink

but mine

is blue

Larry (continued): hers was small

but-

Archie AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Archie knocks Larry way over.

## The Song of the Cebu from Josh and the Big Wall (1997)

*Silly Songs with Larry* Announcer: "And now it's time for *Silly Songs with Larry*, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."

*Silly Songs with Larry* Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Larry the Cucumber presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, *The Song of the Cebu*."

Larry: ***Cebu***

Larry: "This is a song about a boy. a song about a little boy and his cebus. a song about a little boy and his 3 cebus. the little boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu and a mute cebu. and also a hippo. um.....um.......this is me at the airport. this is my Aunt Ruth. this is me at a bullfight. this is me fighting the bull."

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: "Oooooooh."

Larry: "this is me and the bull."

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: "Ahhhhhhh."

Larry: "this is me and the bull.......and......I think that's the bull's cousin. he's a cebu."

Archie (off screen): "Hold it!"

Archie: "You call this a multimedia event? this is a slide projector and a bedsheet. and what on earth is a cebu anyway?"

Larry: "It's kinda like a cow. see?"

Archie: "Yes. well. very good. this could be interesting. carry on."

[Music In Background]

Larry: ***Cebu***

Larry: "Sing it with me."

Larry: ***Cebu***

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: ***cebu***

[Music Continues In Background]

Larry: ***Boy is***

***riding with***

***cebu***

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: ***boy is***

***riding with***

***cebu***

***Larry: into town***

***in his***

***canoe***

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: into town

in his

canoe

Larry: **s*ick cebu***

***is rowin'***

***and sneezin'***

Larry (continued) ***achoo moo, moo***

achoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

moo, moo

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: achoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

moo, moo

Larry: hippo chewin' on

bamboo

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: hippo chewin' on

bamboo

Larry: can't see boy

and 3 cebus

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: can't see boy

and 3 cebus

Larry: sad cebu

is rowin'

and cryin'

Larry (continued): boo-hoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

moo, moo

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: boo-hoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

moo, moo

Larry: cebu

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: cebu

Larry: cebu

Larry, Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: cebu

Larry: achoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

cebu

Larry: hippo seen

by mute cebu

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: hippo seen

by mute cebu

Larry: tries to tell

the other 2

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: tries to tell

the other 2

Larry: mute cebu

is wavin'

and gruntin'

Larry (continued): ***Mmm-hmm mmm mmm,mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm,mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm!***

Junior, Jmmy and Jerry: ***mm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm!***

Larry experiences technical difficulties once again.

Larry: "Uh oh."

Archie emerges in a state of shock and panic.

Archie (off screen): "Wait!"

Archie: "What happens next?"

Larry: "Um......."

Archie: "does the hippo see them? is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the iminant danger to the other passengers? is the boy injured? why is the sad cebu sad? is the canoe wood? or alluminum?"

Larry: "Oh look. there's me and Bob at Sea World. oh wow."

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: "Ooooooh."

Larry: "I forgot about that 1. there's me and that bull again."

Archie: "You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that. you know, I come to expect a lot more from you. this is quite disappointing. I'm gonna have to speak to Bob about this."

Larry: "Oh look, a cebu."

Archie turns back around to look for Bob just as a black screen occurs and it fades right back to the title card.

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry (off screen): Cebu

Larry (off screen): "No wait. that's a water buffalo."

Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry, tune in next time to hear the audience sing-"

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: ***No more song***

***about cebu***

***need another***

***verse or 2***

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry (continued): ***audience is***

***standing***

***and leaving***

Junior, Jimmy andJerry: ***bye, bye***

***moo, moo***

***bye, bye***

***moo, moo***

***bye, bye***

***moo, moo***

***moo, moo***

Jimmy: "I want my money back."

Jerry: "Yeah. that'd be pretty good."

## It wasn't my entire fault

Jimmy: [Laughing A Bit]

Larry stares at him in disbelief.

Larry: "What do you think? that's funny?"

Jimmy: "Well, [Chuckles A Bit] yeah. I mean, no. no. gee, uh....that's really gotta hurt."

Larry: "Yeah. but it wasn't my entire fault. (face down on dining table) they had them all mixed up at photo hut. and I never realized nobody had water buffaloes."

Larry: [Sobbing Silently]

Jimmy: "Wow, you know exactly how that really feels. but it's not a big deal. every single beginner goes through this problem. so what if you messed up 1 or 2 or 3 silly songs? it's not the end of the universe."

A mysterious asparagus/Archie and Lovey walk/hop right into Jimmy Gourd's Ice Cream Diner.

Jimmy: "I'll be right with you in a minute, fellas. what you need is a little something to cheer you up a bit. and I got just the thing. (He walks/hops right over to the jukebox.) there. that oughta do it. so what'll it be, fellas?"

## Harmonica playing scene

Larry: [Sniffing In Depression] "Yeah. maybe I should just try to be thankful for the time I did have with my silly songs."

Larry (looking right up at the ceiling): "Bye, silly songs. it was nice knowing ya."

Larry: [Playing On Harmonica]

Jimmy: "Okay, wrong song on the harmonica, bad timing. ahhhh. these'll be great. you'll see. oh this 1 is so funny."

Jimmy: [Laughs A Bit] ***You're big***

***I'm little***...........

Jimmy: "Okay, buddy. hang on. I'm coming back here for you."

Jimmy walks/hops away to try to cheer Larry up a bit.

## The mysterious asparagus is revealed

Right after a few songs, Jimmy's cracking himself up again while Larry's still looking right down in depression and sorrow.

Jimmy: "Oh that cracks me up.  bungee! bungee! bungee, wungee... wooge, wagee, weegee. come on."

Larry: "I sure hope those guys never got injured falling right on their heads like that. you really think they got injured?"

Jimmy: "Well gee, buddy, I don't know. they were wearing their helmets."

Larry: "Yeah. they were wearing their helmets. that's really super good."

Jimmy: "Look, buddy, maybe this is really none of my business, but why exactly are you so down?"

Larry: "Well? 'cause somebody just cancelled my very best segment. and I don't know exactly who did it."

Jimmy: "you wanna tell me what's going on around here?"

Mysterious Asparagus/Archie (off screen): "I'll tell you what's going on around here."

Archie walks/hops right over to the jukebox.

Archie: "Maybe ***this*** can clear things ***up*** a bit."

Larry: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

## His Cheeseburger (from Madame Blueberry (1998))

*Silly Songs with Larry* Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."

Archie: "Just a moment, wait, stop talking! excuse me, I have an announcement."

Archie: [Clears Throat] "Because of the high standards, we on this show strive to adhere to. and as a result of the disastrous outcomes from the 1st and previous silly songs, management has decided to make a few competitions for other performers for this segment. several songs were screened and we chose 1 based on the applicant's sense of artistry and all-around propriety. thank you."

Archie puts his announcement papers right aside.

Larry: "So what are you saying?"

Archie: "I'm saying *Silly Songs* is cancelled until further notice."

Larry: "Oh yeah? well then how am I supposed to get outta this bear trap?"

Archie: "I'm pretty sure you'll figure some other way out."

[Music In Background]

*Love Songs with Mr. Lunt* Announcer: "And now it's time for *Love Songs with Mr. Lunt*, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song."

Mr. Lunt: ***He said to her***

***I'd like a***

***cheeseburger***

***and I might***

***like a***

***milkshake***

as well

Mr. Lunt (continued): ***she said to him***

***I can't***

***give you either***

***Mr. Lunt: and he said***

***isn't this***

***Burger Bell***

Mr. Lunt (continued): ***she said***

***yes it is***

***but we're***

***closed now***

Mr. Lunt: ***but we open***

***tomorrow***

***at 10***

Mr. Lunt (continued): ***he said***

***I am***

***extremely hungry***

***but I guess***

***I can wait***

***until then***

[Music Continues In Background]

Mr. Lunt: '***cause you're***

***his***

***cheeseburger***

***his yummy***

***cheeseburger***

***he'll wait for***

***you-hoo***

***yeah***

***he'll wait for***

***you-hoo***

Mr. Lunt (continued): ***oh you are***

***his cheeseburger***

***his lovely***

***cheeseburger***

***he'll wait for***

***you-hoo***

***oh he***

***will wait***

***for you***

[Music Continues In Background]

Mr. Lunt: ***he stayed at***

***the drive-thru***

'***til sunrise***

***he may have***

***dosed off***

***once or twice***

Mr. Lunt (continued): ***when he spotted***

***a billboard***

***for Denny's***

***bacon and eggs***

***for half price***

Mr. Lunt: ***how could he***

***resist***

***such an offer?***

***he really needed***

***something***

***to munch***

Mr. Lunt (continued): ***cheeseburger***

***please***

***do not get angry***

Female Choir: ***don't get angry***

Mr. Lunt: ***he'll eat***

***and be***

***back here***

***for lunch***

[Music Continues Again In Background]

Mr. Lunt: '***cause you're his***

***cheeseburger***

***his precious***

***cheeseburger***

***be back for you-hoo***

***he'll be back***

***for you-hoo***

Mr. Lunt (continued): ***won't be so long***

***cheeseburger***

***oh lovely***

***cheeseburger***

***be back***

***for you-hoo***

***oh he'll***

***be back***

***for you***

Mr. Lunt: ***'cause he loves you***

***cheeseburger***

***with all***

***his heart***

***and there ain't nothin'***

***gonna tear you***

***2 hoo***

***apart***

Mr. Lunt (continued): ***and if the world***

***suddenly ran***

***outta cheese***

***he would***

***get down***

***on his hands***

***and knees***

Mr. Lunt: ***to see if***

***someone***

***accidentally***

***dropped***

***some cheese***

***in the dirt***

***and he would***

***wash it off***

***for you***

***wipe it off***

***for you***

***clean that dirty***

***cheese off***

***just for you.***

Mr. Lunt: [Breathes Deeply] ***you are***

***his***

***cheese***

***bur***

***gerrrrrrrr.***

[Music Ends In Background]

Archie (off screen): "I thought you were gonna sing about growing up in Connecticut."

Love Songs with Mr. Lunt Announcer: "This has been Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, tune in next time to hear Mr. Lunt say-"

Mr. Lunt (off screen): "I grew up in New Jersery."

## The Forgive-O-Matic (from God Wants Me to Forgive Them?!? (1994)

Cedric: "Hey, kids, have you ever been bad? do you remember when you broke your mom’s favorite vase and then stapled it back together and hope she wouldn’t notice? that was bad. do you remember when you put your pet snake in Aunt Millie’s pajamas and she ran 5 miles without ever getting outta bed? that was bad too. and do you remember when you stuffed your sister’s teddy bear in the food processor and told her it got chewed up by a giant bear-eating lizard and she believed it? that was *really* bad. the Bible calls the bad things we do sin. and when we sin, we need to be forgiven. that’s right.

Larry's still slamming his head on the  dining table while being tortured.

Cedric: "So I know what you're thinking. jeepers, I been bad. how do I get forgiven? am I right?"

Archie begins feeling guilty for the crime he had committed.

Cedric: "Well, moms, dads, and kids of all ages, have I got the thing for you. (the arrows point right over to the Forgive-o-Matic) the new WrongCo Forgive-o-Matic."

Larry's still slamming his head on the dining table just as he's  being tortured)

Cedric: "Yes, sir. the new WrongCo Forgive-o-Matic slices dices and purees your sins away. it's as easy as this. just dial up your sin here, press this button......and... bingo. God forgives you of your sin. but wait. there's more. order now and you also receive a set of Gin-Sue Tu steak knives, the strongest knives on earth. just listen to this."

Henry:  "Hi. I'm a miner from West Virginia. in the last 3 weeks, we dug 2 miles through solid granite, all with 1 gin-sue tu steak knife and it’s still going strong."

Cedric: "That's right. you get the Forgive-o-Matic and the steak knives all for 1 low price of just $19.95. you never seen a deal like this before. isn’t that right?"

Henry: "That's right."

Cedric: "So don't delay, order today. operators are standing by. remember, you get the Forgive-o-Matic and the steak knives all for just $19.95. you must be 18 years or older to call. "

Junior: [Clears Throat]

Cedric: "Not now, kid. can't you see I'm busy?"

Junior: "But.....I know lots of people who been forgiven for bad things they done."

Cedric: "Oh yeah? well they must have Forgive-o-Matics then, huh?"

Junior: "Nope."

Cedric: "Well sure. you-you can't be forgiven without a Forgive-o-Matic. isn't that right?"

Henry: "Hey, could you stop sending me up and down? I'm getting really sick."

Junior: "The Bible says if we ask for God to forgive us, then he will."

Cedric: "You mean......all you have to do is... ask?"

Junior: "Yep."

Cedric: "You don't need a... a Forgive-o-Matic?"

Junior: "Nope."

Cedric: "Are you sure about this?"

Junior: "I sure am."

Cedric: "Did I mention that they also make great Julienne fries? well just drop a potato in here, uh, push the button, and presto. out come the best fries you ever tasted."

Junior: "Oh look, it's time to go."

Cedric: "But wait, there's more. just spread these seeds on here, and... and in a few weeks, voila. Chia Forgive-o-Matic. isn't that....cute?"

Junior: "Say goodnight, Gracie."

Junior walks/hops right off stage and the lights go out.

Cedric: "Goodnight, Gracie."

Cedric walks/hops away.

## Archie's confession and apologies

Jimmy: "You don't really mean-"

Archie: "Yes, of course I admit it! the culprit really *was* me! it's my entire fault! all of my entire fault! I'm the only 1 to blame!"

Jimmy: "That's completly dishonest. no wonder Larry's super depressed and upset. I would feel that way to if somebody took my songs away. I'm calling the police department."

Archie: "Wait! if you could just give me 1 single chance, I'll explain it to you."

Jimmy: "Fine by me. 1 single chance. but if you make this worse, you're going to the jail house."

Archie: "I couldn't even help it. it's just that...I...well...surely you can understand my position. I was just acting in the public's best interest. we *do* have standards to uphold, you know. well...but then...I got these."

Archie opens his brief case and finds the *Save Our Silly Songs* petition that was made right after the release of *Madame Blueberry* (1998).

Archie: [Clears Throat]  We the undersigned believe that Archibald Asparagus should forgive and forget *The Song of the Cebu* incident and what he did to Larry during *The Water Buffalo Song*and apologize to Larry by returning *Silly Songs with Larry* back to its original *VeggieTales* programming, signed 167,512 adoring fans, including but not limited to, the entire population of Duluth, Minnesota and even someone in Moose Lake."

Larry: "Moose Lake?"

Archie: "Yes, Larry. Moose Lake. it's in Canada."

Larry: "Wow! Moose Lake!"

Archie "The people have spoken. I guess there's only 1 other thing left to say. Larry, I'm terribly sorry that I cancelled *Silly Songs with Larry*. I never realized it was super important to you. and there's nothing I can do except hereby decree that *Silly Songs* is henceforth reinstated. effective immediately which is what, I suppose, henceforth means. but no matter. go on. sing with all the silliness you can muster. let the world know, yea unto its farthest reaches, including, but not limited to, Moose Lake, that this is *not* the end of silliness. no. quite the contrary. silliness shall continue."

[Loud Thud!]

Archie: "I'm alright, I really deserved that. but try not to be too silly this time. please?"

Larry: "Well, Archie, when you put it that way, I forgive you."

Archie: "That's super good to hear about."

Jimmy gives Archie Larry's ice pack.

Larry (bringing in a bible verse on his own sheet of paper): "And just to make sure nothing like this ever happens again, I wrote you a Bible verse."

Larry (reading the Bible Verse): Those who steal shall steal no longer. but rather they must labor. performing with their own hands what's super good. so that they'll have something to share with 1 who's needed. Ephesians 4:29.

Archie: "Why thanks a bunch, Larry, I certainly will treasure this. but isn't there anything you wish to share with the others?"

Larry: "Just as a matter of fact, there really is. I been wanting to play this silly song for the next show. and I think now's the time."

## Silly Songs with Larry segment: The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps

Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***Mmmmmmmmmm***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***There lived***

***a man***

***so long***

***ago***

***his memory's***

***but faint***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions (continued): ***was not***

***admired***

Robert: ***did not***

***inspire***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***like***

***president***

***or saint***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***but people***

***came from***

***far and near***

***with their***

***afflicted pets***

***for a special cure***

Robert: ***they knew***

***for sure***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***wouldn't come***

***from other vets***

***whooooooooa***

[Upbeat Disco Music In Background]

Larry: ***This is a song***

***for your poor sick penguin***

Larry (continued): ***he's got a fever***

***and his toes are blue***

Larry: ***but if I sing***

***to your poor sick penguin***

***he will feel better***

***in a day or 2***

Larry (continued): ***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-eee-ooo***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-eee-ooo***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-eee-hoo.***

***ya-de***

***ya-de***

***ya-de***

***ya-de***

***ya-de-doo***.

Pa Grape: ***he's gone***

***a little loopy***

***in case***

***you haven't heard***

***here's a couple***

***penicillin***

***for your sickly***

***arctic bird***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***Mmmmmmmmm***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***no skeptic***

***could explain***

***just how***

***nor could 1***

***oft rebut***

***the wondrous deeds***

***that went on***

***in that***

***little alpine hut***

Troy: ***some would***

***stand in silence***

Troy and Robert: ***while some***

***just scratch***

***their scalps***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***for the curious ways***

***of the***

***yodeling veterinarian***

***of the alps***

***whooooooooa***

Pa Grape: "Good news on the penguin doc, he's up and kicking."

Bright Orange Cat: [Meowing Loudly]

Larry: ***this is a song***

***for your pregnant kitty***

***she's looking nauseous***

***and a week past due***

***but if I sing***

***to your pregnant kitty***

***she will feel better***

***in a day or 2***

Larry (continued): ***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-eee-ooo***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-eee-ooo***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-eee-hoo.***

***ya-de***

***ya-de***

***ya-de***

***ya-de***

***ya-de-doo***.

Bright Orange Cat: [Hissing A Bit]

Pa Grape: ***jump in your car***

***drive into***

***the city***

***buy a jug***

***of milk***

***for your***

***nauseated kitty***

 Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***mmmmmmmm***

Troy: ***the practice grew***

***their profits flew***

***until 1 fateful day***

***when the nurse***

***who did assist***

***the doc asked***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***for a raise***

***in pay***

Troy: ***the dr.***

***pondered this***

***a while***

***sat back***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***and scratched***

***his scalp***

Troy: ***then said***

Larry (off screen): "No way, Jose."

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***to the nurse***

***of the***

***yodeling***

***veterinarian***

***of the alps***

***whooooooa***

Pa Grape: "Good news on the kitty, doc. she's feeling great. 6 kittens, named 1 after you."

Bear: [Roaring Loudly]

Larry: ***this is a song***

***for your bear trapped teddy***

***he looks uncomfy***

***think I'd be too***

Larry (continued): ***but if I sing***

***to your bear trapped teddy***

***he will feel better***

***in a day***

***or 2***

Larry: ***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-eee-ooo***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-eee-ooo***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-eee-hoo.***

***ya-de***

***ya-de***

***ya-de***

***ya-de***

***ya-de-doo***.

Bear: [Roaring Loudly Again]

Pa Grape: "Oh yeah. that'll work. he's good."

Larry: ***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-leh-hoo***

Larry: "No wait, this should work."

Larry: ***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-leh-hoo***

***yoo-hoo***

***bloo***!

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***mmmmmmm***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***now the moral***

***of our story***

***it's the point***

***we hope***

***we made***

Troy: ***when you***

***go a little loopy***

***better***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: ***keep your nurse***

***well paid***

Larry: ***yodel-leh-hee***

***yodel-leh-hoo***

***yodel odle***

***odle aye***

***de aye***

***de aye***

***de aye***

***de***

***oh! oh! oh!***

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: "Whoooooa!"

***some would stand***

***in silence***

***while some***

***just scratch***

***their scalps***

***for the curious ways***

***of the yodeling***

***veterinarian***

***of the alps***.

End of what if? story episode............