SWAT Kittens: The Switched

by Youkai55

Plot: After two break ups, Razor So does Empress and T-Bone

## TRANSCRIPTION:

### Empress and Razor:

Narrator: One day, Empress and Razor refuse to become friends. And they became rivals.

Empress: *(furious)* Oooooh! My mission has been failed! You

Razor: Woah, woah, Calm down, Empress! You don't have to Don't you love the cyclotron anymore?

Empress: *(furious)* Oooh, I hate your stupid cyclotron!

Razor: Empress! That wasn't very nice to say my beloved cyclotron!

Empress: Oh, Yes it is!

Razor: NO it's not! My father gave it to me as a birthday gift, my father taught me how to ride. So don't call me "gunny"! Okay?!

Empress: I know. And I'm not gonna call you a "gunny" ever again! *(beat up Razor)*

Razor: OW! Fine!

Empress: *(begin to argue)* I didn't expect that you failed my mission, because I don't care about your stupid cyclotron! Forget it!

Razor: I'm the courageous one! I'm your nicest friend in Megakat City! It's so unfair to hurt my feelings!

*(both Empress and Razor stopped arguing)*

Razor: Gee, Empress. Uh? I'm sorry I failed your mission.

Empress: I HATE YOU!

Razor: Huh? Empress! Wait! Come back!

Empress: Forget it! Don't bother me! I don't wanna see you again!

### Caliber and T-Bone:

Narrator: On the other hand, Caliber and T-Bone

Caliber: *(gasps)* You crashed the warehouse!

T-Bone: What? No I didn't!

Caliber: Yes you did!

T-Bone: But I was just having-

Caliber: You're the only one who crashed the warehouse! You can forget about having fun and your luck! *(unhappy)*

T-Bone: Please? Do you love me?

Caliber: *(upset)* GO AWAY, YOU VICIOUS BRUTE!

T-Bone: Aaaah! Owch!

### The Switcheroo:

Narrator: For that moment, Razor was walking all alone to see Caliber.

Razor: *(sighs sadly)* Why is Empress hates me? And how does Felina became a rival since I was a kitten?

Caliber: *(crying)*

Razor: What's the matter, Caliber?

Caliber: T-Bone ruin *(crying)*

Razor: Shh, Shh. It's okay, Caliber. I will cheer you up.

Caliber: Y-you will?

Razor: Yes. You are my angel, Caliber.

Caliber: I like that.

Razor: You're sweet, beautiful and cute. Not me.

Caliber: Thank you. Hey, I love your cyclotron.

Razor: Thank you. Come on, Caliber. Time to get my cyclotron.

Narrator: and that moment, Empress was

Empress: So, T-Bone. Do you think I hate Razor so much?

T-Bone: Yep. I have to agree.

Empress: And that's because, he is so pathetic.

T-Bone: Tell you what, Empress, my snowflake. How about

Empress: You look beautiful than Razor's.

T-Bone: Thanks, Empress.

### Professor Heckle, Mayor Manx, and Commander Feral tells the team to have a promotion:

*(Razor carries Caliber while T-Bone carries Empress)*

Razor: Oh, what are you guys doing?!

T-Bone: We apologize if we're too very late.

Professor Heckle: *(laughs)* No.

Professor Heckle: *(to Razor)* Even if you cheered

Commander Feral: You saved the entire Megakat City. Mayor and I are going to give the four of you a promotion!

Razor: *(to T-Bone)* See, T-Bone? What did we tell ya?

Commander Feral: Razor. I want you to take Caliber which also known for Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs.

Razor: Awesome idea, Commander!

Mayor Manx: T-Bone. How about if you take Empress which also known for his niece, Lieutenant Felina Feral.

T-Bone: Outstanding!

Razor: *(angry)* Hey! I was supposed to be in love with Feli-

Commander Feral: Hush!

Razor: *(happy)* Oh, yeah.

T-Bone: Be my guest.

Razor: Allow me.

T-Bone: