Cocolemon (episode)/Transcript

*Gather 'round ye lads and lasses, set ye for a while*
*and harken to me mournful tale about the Lemon Isle.*
*Let's all raise our glasses high show our rights and wrongs*
*and lift our voices in another Lemon countin' song.*
*Nommy is a zero and Lima is number one*
*The second one is Guarien, the third is Jackerson*
*Squarangl'r is singing, Sis tried to be unique*
*Soloer's rainbow six motif, Sammy's seven detailed teeth*

*Remember what they said about fighting against fate*
*We add, multiply, subtract, and divide at an exponential rate*
*And if you are wondering if anything will go wrong*
*Well, nothing will 'cause this is another Lemon counting song*

*Minty wasn't really gr*eight*, yet he is doin' fine*
*Bl9ki is a perfect square, after all he's number nine*
*Atomu has double digits, he is number ten*
*Remove the first letter and you'll get the value of Keleven*
*Prism has six factors, much to cliché haters' demise*
*Melony's thirteen although she doesn't have crossed-out eyes*
*Limeck's often mispronounced, but he is full of luck*
*Cure can cure anything, though honestly his grammar sucks*

*Remember what they said about fighting against fate*
*We add, multiply, subtract, and divide at an exponential rate*
*And if you are wondering if anything will go wrong*
*Well, nothing will 'cause this is another Lemon counting song*

There is no largest natural number, we've only just begun.
After all, you can make one larger if you keep on adding one.
Some people suggested infinity, and that sounds good on board,
but infinity's not a number, so I guess that's been ignored!
Now if you're looking at a number line, this thought's inside your mind:
"We've only covered the whole numbers, what's on the other side?"
Well, over there's the negatives, and truly they are weird.
So just prepare, and please take care, and they should not be feared!

*Remember what they said about fighting against fate*
*We add, multiply, subtract, and divide at an exponential rate*
*And if you are wondering if anything will go wrong*
*Well, nothing will 'cause this is another Lemon counting song*
Ole!

*Chamy owns a puffle and Wrecker serves lemonade*
*Jorvin's a bird, Lewis' shapes are absurd, and Csupo's so not lame*
*Saturn's number twenty-one, with triangs in his act*
*Zander's twenty-two, and he's double eleven, in fact*
*Hilil's an odd checkerboard, a really odd one is he*
*He's prime cause he's only divisible by one and twenty-three*
*Uranus is a planet and number twenty-four*
*Unfortunately, his borders are really hard to draw*

*Remember what they said about fighting against fate*
*We add, multiply, subtract, and divide at an exponential rate*
*And if you are wondering if anything will go wrong*
*Well, nothing will 'cause this is another Lemon counting song*

*Camden's number twenty-five, an anagram of five squared*
*Stik could teach the alphabet, but really he doesn't care*
*AwesomePuppy's nine-by-three, and here are the final words:*
*Chrissa's a rainbow triang and she fears a certain bird*

*Remember what they said about fighting against fate*
*We add, multiply, subtract, and divide at an exponential rate*
*And if you are wondering if anything will go wrong*
*Well, nothing will 'cause this is another Lemon counting song*
*Well, nothing will 'cause this is another Lemon counting song*
*Well, nothing will 'cause this is another Lemon counting song*

*One, two, three, four, five*
*Once I caught a fish alive!*
*Six, seven, eight, nine, ten*
*Then I let it go again!*
*Why did you let it go?*
*Because it bit my finger so.*
*Which finger did it bite?*
*This finger on the right,*
*Time for some parody fun!*
*You can count on us,*
*This is the wrong tune!*

*Hickory dickory block*
*Lima climbs up the clock*
*The clock strikes one*
(chiming noise)
*And Lima falls down*
*Hickory dickory block*

*Hickory dickory block*
*Guarien climbs up the clock*
*The clock strikes two*
*And Guarien falls down*
*Hickory dickory block*

*Hickory dickory block*
*Jackerson climbs up the clock*
*The clock strikes three*
*And Jack falls down*
*Hickory dickory block*

*Hickory dickory block*
*Squarangl'r climbs up the clock*
*The clock strikes four*
*And Sq-*

*Well, it stood, still in place*
*And the clockwork's not misplaced*
*And we're sure an old man didn't die* ('cause we can't)
*I guess it stopped short,*
*Probably won't go again,*
*When Lima attempted to fly.*

Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern --
the internet!

*The internet's **NOT** for porn!*
*The internet's **NOT** for porn!*
*If you support Rule 34,*
*You'd wish you weren't born!*

*The internet's **NOT** for porn!*
*The internet's **NOT** for porn!*
*You know that lust's a sin*
*And it's unfunny and worn!*

*The internet's **NOT** for porn!*
*The internet's **NOT** for porn!*
*We'd rather watch and listen to Nolan*
*Playing the horn!*

*The internet's **NOT** for porn!*
*The internet's **NOT** for porn!*
*Perverts are like cacti*
*’Cause they're full of thorns!*

*He's the lemon of the year*
*Independent, a career*
*There's not a thing that he couldn't do*
*Oh, he's alert, he's aware*
*He's got legs like a stair's*
*And a hundred-fifty-seven IQ*
*He has several Ph.D.s*
*Speaks fluent Russian-ese*
*He's the essence of a thing that is pure*
*Whatever street he's walkin' down*
*Everybody turns around*
*And says...*

*He likes cheese and pepperoni*
*Won a Pulithird and a*
*He played the leading role in King Sphere*
*He never drinks, he never smokes*
*In a wheel, he never puts spokes*
*He gave Chrissa rainbow powers last year*
*Oh, he's factually correct*
*He'd never disrespect*
*He was an engineer who built Matheture*
*And when he's walkin' by*
*I give a little sigh*
*And say...*

*He gets his calculus problems right*
*He reads novels every night*
*He won the Nonary Prize in physics, it's true*
*He drives a shiny blue Fourvette*
*Sings opera, I bet*
*And volunteers his time at the zoo*

*He makes really good-tasting kale*
*Revived Fulbright without fail*
*And could convert between radians and degrees*
*He's Squarangl'r plus Keleven*
*Or one plus double seven*
*'Cause, hello, Cure*
*I wish you'd take care of me!*

If he's not everything that we've said
Then may Electro strike us dead!

HellOOOOOOOOOOOOO, CURE!!!

*Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*Maybe shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*Rabies shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*Screw those sharks*

*Let's go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*Football punt, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*Piggy's grunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*Folklore can't*

*Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*Got an A, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*This is Kay, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*Faraday*

*Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo*

*Hold the mast, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*Here's our cast, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*Have a blast!*

*It's the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*We're just friends, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*Watch me bend, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
*We'll defend!*