The Not So Subtle Truth About Spiders

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**"The Not So Subtle Truth About Spiders"** is a MMC X HTF Quickie, And A Freshman Adventures Promotional Short.

## Plot

The Episode Begins With A Warning That Says "The Following Includes Very Graphic And Disturbing Footage. If You Were A Spider, You Would Understand. And Now Our Feature Presentation." We Begin At The HTF Hospital With Sniffles And Brandon Talking About Why Brandon Is A Doctor. Sniffles Then Tells Him That He Was The One To Give Jared His Robotic Heart, And Helped Donovan With His Experiments. Just Then, Annalise Walks In And Tells The Doctors "Uh, Guys. I Want To Ask You Something, And It Revolves Around Me." Brandon Says "Uh, Yeah. What's The Problem?" She Then Explains That She Has Recently Feeling A Stringy Material Coming Out Of Her Butt Every Time She Has To Use The Bathroom And Asks Them What It Is. Sniffles Then Says "What? String Coming Out Of Your Rear End? Brandon, Do You Have A Reason This Is Happening?" Brandon Thinks Then Realizes Something, And Says "Sniffles, I Think I See The Problem, And It's An Easy One To See, Considering What Species She Is." He Then Tells Anna "Well, You're A Spider, And Spiders Are Known For Creating Webs Out Of This Substance Called Silk." He Then Asks "And Do You Know Where All That Silk Comes From?" Anna Says "No, What?" As Brandon Explains "Well, You Said You Had Recently Feeling A Stringy Material Coming Out Of Her Butt Every Time You Had To Use The Bathroom. Well, That's What That Stringy Material Is, And, To Be Fair, That Stuff Can Secrete Out Of Every Hole, Even The One On Your Rear End!" Anna Is Shocked By This And Says "WHAT! I Can Shoot Webs Out Of My Ass?! That's Disgusting!" Brandon Then Says "Here! I Can Prove It To!" But Just As He Was About To Touch Her Privates She Steps Back And Says "Oh No! Your Not Gonna Finger My Ass Just To Get Proof! Just Let Me Do This Myself!" She Then Gets On All Fours And Prepares Herself By Saying "Alright Anna! You've Done This Before! You Can Do It Again! She Then Starts Tensing Herself And All Of A Sudden, She Shoots A String Of Silk Out Of Her Butt. Brandon Is Shocked And Says "OH MY COLLAGEN! THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE?! HOLY SHIT!" Anna Then Says "See, I Told You!" And Then Asks Where She Shot That. Sniffles Offscreen Then Says "Is It Just Me Or Do I Have Webs All Over Me? Well, I'm Gonna Wash Off." Anna Then Says "Maybe This Is A Bad Thing" Then G.E.O. Comes On Screen Saying "You've Got It Bad? I Die After Having Sex With A Female Mantis! I Literally Get My Head Ripped Off!" Annalise Then Says "Uh, Ok? I Don't Know What Your Problem Is, You Are Currently My Boyfriend, And I Wouldn't Even Think Of Doing That To My Poor Incident Manty." G.E.O. Then Says "Thanks! At Least We Can Relate To Each Other!" The Freshman Adventures Logo Then Appears As Brandon Says "Megaman Chronicles: Freshman Adventures! Starting Up On August 4th! Only On DeviantART.” Then Ryan Zerbinos Reminds The Viewers To Subscribe.

## Trivia

1. Spiders Can Produce Silk, Even Out Of Their Rear Ends, This Was The Reason This Episode Was Made. That, And A Fact About This In Annalise's Freshman Adventures Bio.
2. G.E.O. And Annalise Might Appear In Future MMC X HTF Episodes, As Well As Gregory, Anna, And Chromeo.