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The World of Opus Wikia

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## Welcome to The World of Opus Wikia

The World of Opus is an endeavor among a group of friends to create a fantasy world. This wiki is meant to organize all of the information we have developed.

## The World of Opus

The world of Opus is a vast place, spanning continents, countries, and cultures. It is far from finished, but from the farmlands of Ionia to the arid plains of Barsa to the dense jungles of Zenaj, there are many facets of Opus and here is where they can all be found.

## Note on Dates

At the moment of writing, the world of Opus is in year 2920 of the Ionian calendar, 1023 of the Nabii calendar. The wiki will use the Ionian calendar for the sake of continuity, in cultures following Nabiism, it is the year 1023.

## Pages

### Countries

Aiolia

Bayjai Empire

Dengi

Eximietas Kingdom

Jacter Alliance

States in the Jacter Alliance

Kaav

Kingdom of Daygar

Liiq

Monda

New Ionian Magedom

Qarin

Republic of Wizardry

Saqqara

Shin-Ah

Tarja

### Historical Countries

History

Archmagedom of Ionia

Khanate of Akhduun

The Moon

### Cities

Daygar

Hemgiin Khi

### Structures

Ouranos Bibliokeep

Spires of Eternity

### Geography

Geography of Opus

Aeolus mountains

Coast of Jara

Horn of Athnan

Ierann

Kafisi

Frelsar's Pass

Lake Narrkham

na Fola

Risitor Mountains

### Events

Gratian Regime

Ionian War

Nekroplemos

### People

Archmage

Avyn

Cultures of the World

Golems

Humans

Impuri

Jinn

Mages

Uhnsigh

### Characters

Tuid'ya

Iokastos Astraios

Kvinne and Stella

Cylen Alinar

### Religions

Kholism

The Praecipium

Nabiism

Najism

Thamanism

Rwhani

### Parmenos

City of Lights

Gua Laut

Haplos Glaciers

Ilios Pyrio

The Kadua and Kota Murag

Naayak and Mahima

The Neangan and Gurun Mawar

Ribu Matahari

The Sokende

Sokende Archives

Taskupha Caves

Telos Potamou

The Gifted

Trees of Life

### Things

Aiolian Butter

Airship

### Titles

The Rasul

Wizard Eternal

Lord Magistrate

### Miscellaneous

Auroria Lights

Elephants

Empyrea

Four of Four

Halida Industis

Human Confederacy

Naught

Whales

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ShmooCon V

ShmooCon V took place on 6th–8th February 2009 at the Marriott Wardman Park in Washington D.C. Phone Losers in attendance included RBCP, Trevelyn, RTF, i-ball, altalp, Rogue Clown, tully, vixen, Magus.

## Links

* http://www.phonelosers.org/2009/02/shmoocon-happened/

* http://www.notla.com/archives/2009/02/shmoocon-2009/
Nik Caesar

Nik Caesar supplies show art for the PLA as well as t-shirt merchandise

He and his work have been featured on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, KVIE PBS Sacramento, Livewire, The Bay Area's KOFY Tv20 - Creepy KOFY Movie Time,  Cleveland's The Ghoul show and the film Scream 4.

Nicolas Caesar was an artist and curator for Scream 4

His web comic Mosquito and Spider was accepted into the Cartoon Museum in San Francisco

His work is in private collections in France, The Netherlands, Norway, Kenya, Japan, The United Kingdom, South Africa, Canada, Australia and throughout the United States.

His art can be found at http://www.scary-art.com/
TSPS Episode 569 – Oh Yeah

We’re calling apartment managers today and it’s all thanks to The Swedish Models, Chris J, Delorean J, Jamie F, and TokeusPocus. Today we inform managers of new toilet installations and license plate capturing cameras.

* Show art by Voiceover
* Show intro song by Audio Adventures, background music during most of the show is called Mime Beat, background music during the voicemails is Comfortably Numb by Josh Cohen, end song is I Don’t Go To The Go Cup Places by Reefer Badness.
Legend

Legend is, well, a legend in the world of prank phone calls.

He once prank called an entire elementary school assembly as an astronaut. He had previously gotten permission for an assembly by convincing the school administration that he worked for NASA.

Legend is a taxicab driver and a longtime friend of RBCP.
Sokende Archives

## ​The Sokende Archives

The Archives were established by the Sokende leader Abel as a way to record all teh tribal legends. To his surprise, many of the shamans of the tribes had many names, and multiple stories for each. Abel and his scribes, the first Opptakere, wrote down all of the stories they were told. These are their names.

* Kvinne , Sokende
* Masali, Bahith
* Brienne and Jorah, Ceisiwr
* Alcestis, Ziton
* Cloelia, Cercatore
* Naayak, Saadhak
TSPS 94: Word Crimes

**Show format: 31 minutes, Pre-recorded**

**Call types: Request, Tenant From Hell, Check-in**

**Show info**

**Play on the Youtubez**

This is another show recorded on the road. Sounds quality is better this time.

1:47: Pat writes a Facebook rant at Roy for a previous GoDaddy prank (TSPS 92). She likes big words but at least she offers to pray for him.

4:02: iTunes feeds are broken, but not broken.

5:38: Ghost tower dude Kevin (TSPS 90) is on TV. He’s a cool dude.

8:21: Roy lives in 118 with his Dobermann and needs some drywall. Seems he’s damaged the walls in his apartment during a treasure hunt but is now unsure where he lives and can’t get outside to see the flat number with all the mess. Roy’s trying to dodge liability and claims that the map was there already, so essentially it’s their problem. Roy now wants to remove the toilet to check for the treasure, but they’re just obsessed with his unit number and charging him for damage, but Roy’s going to be rich once he finds the stash of treasure.

14:58: Teen lives for days inside a Walmart store, makes homes inside store displays.

16:24: Roy’s the one who was living in the Walmart and left his wallet behind, but lady over in baby and child is really not getting it.

18:24: Calling back, Roy gets the Walmart store manager. Seems these guys are drawing a blank, considering that Roy was living there just recently. Roy’s $7 short if they don’t find the wallet and isn’t sure how he’ll manage.

20:21: Roy goes for round 3 with electronics. Roy’s now with Walmart corporate and singles the poor sap who answered for helping the kid survive in the store. Brad resolves to put a Walmart or Target sleepover on his bucket list, even if it ends with jail time, swears this will happen some day.

22:15: Roy from Dickies BBQ corporate goes grammar Nazi on Morgan, who left a nice review but bungled the spelling. Morgan gets a free Grammar 101 on use of their, they’re and there but takes exception to being asked to correct the review right *now*, while scoffing her food. Roy still tries for lesson no. 2, loses Morgan.

24:38: Eric left a nice review at Discount Tyre. Roy from corporate needs to speak to him about the review but the store guy is like an insecure partner and wants to know what it’s about. With Eric on the phone, another Grammar 101 lesson follows but Eric would rather this be done on his own phone. Roy’s fine with tying up the store’s line for company business and needs the review corrected as it looks bad if they have retard customers. Eric doesn’t have the same standards and hangs up on Roy.
Saqqara

Saqqara is an empire on the Saqqara desert. It is the first known civilization on Earth, a natural collection of human tribes that united under the Rasul. The Rasul is a Jinn, who is seen as both the religious and political figurehead.

## History

The people of Saqqara originally lived in tribes along the Kafisi river.

## Cities and Locations

### Madinat Ab'amal

Located on a large oasis, Al'amal is the capital of Saqqara.

### Madinat Abbahr

This is the westernmost city, on the Horn of Athnan. It is the largest port city in Saqqara.
TSPS Episode 580 – Back In The Situation Room

In another attempt to clear out my old requests folder, I do a bunch of prank submissions from the mid-2010’s. This show is brought to you by MistaJohn, Anagle009,FOD87, Dirty syringe, and Crooked Alligator.

This episode includes calls to home owners pretending to be an electrician who did work on their house a few years ago. This includes calls in which Brad lost his weed pipe, needs his lost AOL password he wrote on the inside of their wall, and installed biodegradable wire that needs to be replaced. He also called a lady to change her phone number she got outbid on, and a few 'hang up the phone' calls to Sonic locations.

* Show art by Nik Caesar at scary-art.com
* Intro song by Joe Divita
* Background music during the opening prank by Apollo and Quickfireyt, background music during the opening intro talking is called Mime Beat, background music during the prank calls is Chiron Beta Prime by Johnathan Coulton, background music during the voicemails is Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unicorn, ending song is Come Monday by Ruphrect The Monkey Boy.
TSPS Episode 511 – Mall Calls

Sunday is always a good time for a few walks around the mall to converse with customers and employees. In this show I steal XYZ’s prank about being too loud, Carlito’s prank about delivery mistakes, and JIAD’s idea about visits from the Insane Clown Posse. This show is sponsored by Fun Society Arcade, Miguel F, David J, Jennifer8cacti, and Jamie F.

* Today’s intro song is by Reefer Badness
* Show art by Nik Caesar at scary-art.com
* Ending music is PLA Song by Pillow Man, Background music during the virus call is Virus Alert by Weird Al Yankovic, background during voicemails is Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unicorn, background during the show was an impossible piano remix of Unity by The Fat Rat, background during the opening talking bit was Regen by My Parents Favorite Music, background during the opening Family Christian call was Love Brad by Karterpiller.
TSPS Episode 557 – Public Works

Today we surprise a few residents with public works plans for their property and their streets, proving once again that homeowners take their lawns way too seriously. This episode is brought to you by MistaJohn, Another Prank Call Show, Ryan Jardina, anagle009, and The Mad Weasel.

* That’s Green Imp and Green Imp Jr. in the show art photo. Congrats on the new baby, Mr. and Mrs. Imp!
* Intro song by Jay Dee
* Background music during the voicemails and the end song is Dale Chase – SSH to Your Heart featuring Shannon Morse
05-18-2009

Air Date: 05-18-2009

Length: 1 hour, 26 minutes

RBCP hosts alone, plays some unheard Dino stuff (which is still unheard since you couldn’t even hear him) and waits for Angelina to call.

## Show Notes

00:00 Intro

00:57 Calling Angelina

03:00 MUSIC: Silly Really by Per Gessle

03:28 Some horny girl calls in

04:57 Angelina’s Backpage ad

05:28 MUSIC: I Don’t Like Mondays by The Boomtown Rats

06:21 l33337n0tsomething3173331 calls in

07:22 Voicemail from Dick Harder (or is it Dih Carter?)

07:49 Eminem Censored

09:07 MUSIC: Dani California by RedHotChiliPeppers

11:21 A guy calls in and asks for the Phone Show email address approximately 27 times

12:44 Email music you want played on the show to radio at phonelosers something org

13:21 Pointless Dino Allsman clips that you can’t hear

16:35 Jenn from thisisarecording.com calls in

20:54 Fred enjoys the show

22:22 pbx411 guy desperately needs the PLA to promote his bridge

24:13 More Dino stuff

26:07 MUSIC: L-Train by Shootyz Groove

26:44 MUSIC: The Pink Elephant by Cherry Poppin’ Daddies

26:51 Sabrebutt calls in 28:09 Toaster Modifications

32:09 www.youtube.com/thisisarecordingcom

38:48 MUSIC: Everything You Know Is Wrong by Weird Al Yankovic

39:08 RBCP needs a nickname

44:14 MUSIC: Entering Marion by John Forster

44:30 Ron Stewart insists that I’m entitled to get high

44:59 MUSIC: Where Is She by Blue Future

45:45 Where is Angelina?

47:17 Fizz(?) calls to make fun of soundboards

48:59 MUSIC: Drunken Lament by Ludo (I didn’t know the music was playing while I was talking to Fizz)

53:35 Angelina finally calls

55:57 Calling back Angelina

1:01:01 MUSIC: What Ya Gonna Do by Hearts Minus Sorrow

1:03:10 MUSIC: Mildred Monday by Brad

1:06:01 MUSIC: The Deli Song by Dean Friedman
TSPS Episode 544 – Picking Up Trees and Water

Today’s show is brought to you by Efin Reality, Be-I-Eber-4life, Edvard G, Carol\_Gerty666, and JT. It features helicopters, trees, water, cars, bells, and more. Enjoy it.

* Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com
* Background music during pranks is I’ve Got Some Falling To Do by Lemon Demon
* Ending music by Telephone Switches
Grouchy Old Man

In 2010 a man was featured on the news because Google listed his home phone number as a nearby courthouse, causing dozens of meth addicts to call his home every day. The news segment showed the Google screen with the old man's phone number on it. On April 1st, 2010, RBCP made a prank call to the man, pretending to be with Google and assuring him that the number was changed and that it was the fault of their janitor before admitting that the call was an April Fools joke.

The man was not amused and called RBCP back at his Google Voice number to make threats and tell him that the call was not funny. RBCP and Linear called the man a couple more times during The Phone Show and planned to leave him alone forever, but the follow week during The Phone Show, the man apparently figured out what PLA was and called into the show numerous times, hoping to ruin the show. He failed at ruining the show. Grouchy Old Man changed his phone number soon after this and hasn't been heard from since.

It is rumored that he died in 2015, according to Ipokesmot's recent drunken ~~dox~~ phone book checking and calling his relatives late at night. However, no obituary or record can be found.
TSPS Episode 561 – Prank Call Idea Factory

In today’s show I come up with the brilliant idea of stealing ideas out of PLA’s Discord channel for calls. This brand new original idea is brought to you by Teen Wolf Jesus, Xander Fett, Omni, Simspeak, and Toinetoine.

* Show art by Johnny
* Intro song by Zombiecat, background during intro talking and pranks is from the Rail Maze game, background music during voicemails is Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unicorn, end song is Missed The Boat by Modest Mouse
TSPS Episode 526 – Golf Carts, Roof Tiles, and my Stupid Ex Wife

Max Power sends in yet another list of numbers for me to call. This episode is sponsored by Xander fett, toinetoine, Weird shortwave listener, Efin Reality, and Brown Magic.

* Show art picture from Brendan
* Intro music by Jay Dee
* Background music during intro is Underground Fantasy by RapHipHopFreestyleBattleCypher, background music during pranks is Haunted Candies and Cascadia by Trash80, background music during voicemails is BobGmbH Impossible Piano Remix of that one song by The Fat Rat.
* Ending song is Box in the Basement by Bonecage and Sharm
Empyrea

An Empyrea (plural: Empyreae), also known less formally as firmament, is a linear energy flow crisscrossing the Earth's surface. They originate at the core of the planet and radiate apparently indefinitely outwards. While not very measurable from the surface, in the atmosphere they are very noticeable, especially at their intersections. The largest known intersection is at Zephyros Wardos, in the Aeolian Mountains, and its energy is channeled by the Spires of Eternity.

Empyreae have many noticeable effects, mostly when high above the ground. At several of the intersections, they keep afloat massive chunks of stone, called Empyrean Islands, which have been long undisturbed by men and mages, and are the nesting grounds of the Avyn. Airship captains often try to fly on these lines, as they make their magical engines more efficient and thus faster. Primordials use them for travel, since they work to conduct their energy, though this is a rare occurrence (primordials rarely leave their native land). Magic users also notice slight increases in energy on these lines.
Airship

Airships are technological inventions that consist of a vessel that is suspended in air by magic, and sail in the air as if it were water. They are still reliant on the wind to propel them, but can pass over land and sea. They were first conceived by Haditite scientists during the Ionian War, and are the main product of the Halida Industis. The siege of Ieapoli was famously ended by their assault on the city, and the Ionian people became infatuated by airships for a while. Since the war, they have seen massive improvements, and have begun to dominate trade. Their threat to sea travel has become a serious concern in recent years to the old trade powers of the Jacter Islands.
Impuri

In the far corners of the world, there are those who have learned magical machinations unimaginable by most. Perhaps the most horrifying creation born from these rituals are the Impuri, a race formed from Mages, but tortured and twisted beyond recognition in a ritual called the Romper Gaash, which infuses their soul with a primordial. Their eyes are red, their heads often bare and tattooed, they are driven insane by the power given to them by the raw energy of the primordial.
Cacti Radio Nerdcore

Cacti Radio Nerdcore was a podcast hosted by Brad Carter in 2012 on Cacti Radio. It mostly featured nerdcore music. Only 3 episodes were produced.

## Episodes

* Episode 001 (Wednesday, January 18, 2012) - This episode introduces this amazing new podcast before blowing you away with a bunch of old music. You'll hear Laforge by MC Milk Plus, Krystalene by Rappy McRapperson and Wilhelm Scream by Possible Oscar. Send suggestions, questions, song submissions and takedown demands to ~~rbcp@phonelosers.org~~.

* Episode 002 (Thursday, January 19, 2012) - This episode contains music by Emergency Pizza Party, MC Chris and Glenn Case. We also mentioned Rocket Propelled Radio and Tub Girl. But don't go to that tub girl URL. I repeat, DON'T GO TO THE TUB GIRL URL!

* Episode 003 - Router, Doubleclicks and Rappy (Sunday, February 5, 2012) - This episode opens with MC Router! Find her on her website, her Facebook or her YouTube. See, I wasn't kidding about those URLs.The Doubleclicks are at thedoubleclicks.com and secret photos taken from outside their apartment window are on my blog. I didn't check to see if Rappy has a website, but if he did I bet it would be ~~rappymcrapperson.com~~.
Chris Tomkinson

The subject of PLA issue #003. Was also featured in various other bits of PLA issues and was the subject of 100's of prank phone calls in the early 1990's. His dad gave an interview to the Belleview News Democrat about the PLA and the phone calls to Chris in 1995.

RBCP and Chris were once friends but had a falling out over various things, which led to RBCP and Zak bugging the shit out of Chris for years afterward. Some of the stories of Chris' "harassment" were included in the PLA book, but his name was changed to Chris McCall.

The name Tomkinson became a running joke with the PLA, and seems to get used occasionally, such as the time RBCP spent hours on Valentines Day in 2010 calling every Tomkinson in the United States.
Four of Four

The Four of Four is theo-political system in northern Zenaj by the Denvians. It consists of the idea that four Denvian kingdoms are mandated by the heavens to exist continuously. This largely arose after the several empires that attempted to unify all Denvians were plagued by external and internal strife. The Wisemen of the Gods met, and determined that there was a divine will for Denvians to remain separate politically. They surmised that four Kingdoms would be adequate, and each one would pertain to one of the main Denvian gods. Each kingdom was called a Caraya, meaning "Four of Four". They were:

* Caraya of Periyi to the southeast

* Caraya of Veppam to the southwest

* Caraya of Katanu to the northwest

* Caraya of Atarn to the northeast

For seven centuries they remained. They were allowed to war and ally, but always four there must always be. Then, in 2861, the King of Periyi converted to Nabiism, and denounced the Four of Four rule. Tensions rose as the other kingdoms worried that they might be invaded. However, Periyi was a trade kingdom, and lacked the military power, and so the Four of Four remained.

In 2912, King Hairana of Bayjai, a Veralan kingdom to the south, converted to Nabiism while visiting Sajrirai (capital of Periyi), and upon returning to his homeland, turned back north to conquer the four Caraya. There was outrage across the Denvian world as the Four of Four was destroyed, though the growing number of Nabiists ignored them.
TSPS 77: Pray To The J Five Times A Day

**Show format: 52 minutes, Pre-recorded**

**Call types: Church, Tenant From Hell**

**Show info**

**Play on the Youtubez**

**Or, get a torrent app and download the PLA media pack, you hobo!**

Most calls in this show are from a Chicago church directory.

4:18: Aisha gets all defensive when Rev. McCormick confronts her about texting during service, denies being at church recently. Rev. then gets passed to Lori who really does not like being told to switch her phone off in church.

8:00: Rev. McCormick tackles Jean about the same offence, but she denies having a phone. Old woman story mode gets activated as Jean reels off a stack of ill health excuses why she's not been to church lately, asks questions about the old lady's luncheon. Brad resolves to not call single people on the list anymore after this ordeal.

11:18 Anne wasn't at church today, seems shocked and guilty to learn that it burned down. But it's all a ploy by Rev. McCormick to show that she never comes to church. Anne has doubts who McCormick is.

14:26: Rev. Allen tells John that the church burned down, but John's so clever he knows concrete buildings don't burn. Rev. Allen knows better than this as the little girl in the movie Firestarter could burn through stuff with her mind. John objects to being called out for not attending church.

15:44: James Gerbil from the church collections dept. lets Heather know she's behind with her tithes. Heather does not like being told she's sealing from God, keeps asking for James' name, James concludes she's obviously on drugs, Heather hangs up. James calls back, Heather mashes touch tones, forgets to hang up, dishes dirt on James to other people in the room. Heather is a real sleuth, finds the membership directory on the church website is unlocked.

22:25: Breaking news: Woman calls 77,000 times in a week, Brad does math to prove this is impossible, finds her info but decides not to call after Streetview stalking her and noticing bars on the windows. But does award her the title of 'Honorary Phone Loser'.

27:22: An old apartment call from TSPS26: Brad lets a tenant know that the manager spent their rent money on shoes, whoops.

32:45: Brian is asked by the pastor to talk to Laura about how she LOOKS at him when he's giving his sermon. Laura is just tickled by this even though the pastor thinks she's creepy.

35:36: Beth is behind on her tithes although she thinks she paid up front, Roy lets her know about the $1,253 she owes. Beth really thinks Roy's kidding, she thinks she can skip church and not pay - Roy's having none of it, Beth has to go and bails on him.

38:08: Brad checks in on Michelle's Twitter.

41:42: Roy from the church security office confides in Bonnie about the CCTV footage that shows Stephen (her husband?) stealing from the collection plates. Roy then talks to Stephen who just wants to take Roy's details and ask about the police. Roy doesn't want to involve the police, prefers God, this seems to lose Stephen.
TSPS Episode 551 – Wardenclyffe Tower

This Trailerpark Tuesday edition of the show is brought to you by Weird shortwave listener, Jesselobster, Mac Uler Degenr Tion, Nickyd, and Random. Get ready to listen to me lose my trailer in a poker game, attempt to build a free energy machine, and try to provide electricity to the less unfortunate living in underground caves.

* Intro song by JayDee
* Background music during opening prank is by MicroKORGI, background during intro talking and pranks is Meow Meow by Simon The Magpie, background music during voicemails is Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unicorn, ending song is LaForge by Milk-Plus.
TSPS Episode 572 – Gay Jewish White Pranks

On Sunday morning I called a few yard sale people live on the air and tried out their swimming pools, attempted to find various things that I accidentally left behind earlier, and told them exactly what the mayor thinks of them. This episode is brought to you by MikeHunt, The Stunning-Kruger Effect, rhinoknife, Jesselobster, and Cody NoName. The opening song is by Dan Mason. The background music and ending song is Applause by Lady Gaga. The insane lady from the beginning happened about ten years ago and I forget exactly what it’s from.
New Ionian Magedom

In the region of Ionia, the New Ionian Magedom controls one of the largest sovereign nations on Earth. It spans from the Gate of Moons to the north to Saqqara to the south, and has Barsa and Aiolia to the east. It was founded in 2891 Ionian Reckoning. The Archmagedom of Ionia was overthrown by Aiolia, who established itself as an independent state and implemented a new government in the Archmagedom, making it the New Ionian Magedom. Even despite being recently defeated, the Magedom remains a major power, with a thriving population and domestic economy.

## History

The New Ionian Magedom is a direct political descendant of the Archmagedom of Ionia. When Gratian and the 12 other Impuri emperors were defeated by Iokastos Astraios and the Human Confederacy in the Ionian War in 2889, the victors needed to install a new government system in the Archmagedom to avoid a power vacuum, which would likely result in more war. At first, most believed Iokastos, the last Archmage, would step in as leader. However, soon after the war he announced that he would not assume control of Ionia, insisting that all he wanted was to destroy the corrupted Archmages and establish Aiolia as a free state. Thus Ionia almost fell into chaos.

In February of 2890, a provisional government was established to keep temporary order while the victorious powers met to determine the future of the world's most powerful empire. In the end, Iokastos and the Haditite delegates won over and determined that the new Magedom would be a republic. A voting system was soon established, and the new government, led by an elected council of 14 legislators, the "Masters", took power in January of 2891.

The new government was greeted with general support by the people, who had grown to hate the Impuri emperors and were worried that, with no Ionian representative at the meeting of powers, they would get no say in the new nation. With a republic, these fears were eliminated. However, some were still cautious of Iokastos due to the recent imperial nature of the other Archmages. They mistrusted the new government, fearing that Iokastos would use his popularity to gain control anyway. However, Iokastos never applied for any governmental position, retiring to Aiolia instead to his farms and books. The elections were a major success, and many rebel leaders and young, promising politicians rose to prominent positions. The masters proved more than capable in controlling the vast land taken by the Archmagedom over the years, and the fact that they were normal mages that were average citizens further strengthened the public's support, as Ionia throughout most of history had been controlled by the Archmages, had seemed other and even god-like to the average population.
Haplos Glaciers

The Haplos Glaciers are in the northern reaches of Auroria, and are called home by the Sokende tribe of the Parmenos people. From a distance, they seem intimidating, due to their appearance. When they first appear on the horizon, they are jagged, sharp peaks with sheer edges and no green at all. They seem this way as you approach, and the true beauty of the glaciers is revealed only when you go inside or see them at sunrise, sunset, or when the Lights are in the sky. The Sokende tribe calls them Stralende Fjellene, the Radiant Mountains. (The Aurorian name, Haplos, is a Sokende word that means Hopeless, due to their daunting appearance.)

From the heart of the glaciers, the walls seem to glow from within. Every shade of blue under the sun, in every piece of ice. The most spectacular place in all of the glaciers is Paske Point, at a cave on Dronning's Peak. From this vantage point all of Auroria is visible, and the Lights seem just out of reach. The Sokende elder Jormundr has described the view like "Being among the stars, so close you could reach out and touch them."

Inside the main glacier is a cavern larger than the Great Hall of Daygar, and in the center is the Mor Zois, the first and oldest Tree of Life. Every three hundred years, all Parmenos tribes make a pilgrimage back to the Fjellene, and gather for Council.

There has only been one instance of hostility in the records of the Sokende, and that was when a radicalized Aurorian tribe used ritualistic spirit magic to attack the Fjellene. Part of the Outer Ring was destroyed, and 27 Sokende were killed before the remaining tribespeople rallied behind Kvinne, a young woman wiith incredible power. (Kvinne's story and Parmenos like her here ) By using the combined magic of the remaining Sokende, Kvinne was able to get rid of every attacking spirit and save the Fjellene from further destruction.
Qarin

## Sultanate of Qarin

Qarin was a city-state established by Jacteri settlers south of Saqqara, where the local Kari were originally subjugated. As time went on, however, Kari culture slowly leaked into Qarin's Jacteri-based one, and now the city is a melting pot of the two. It was under the control of the Tarjakad Emirate for several centuries before gaining independence again.
Hobosodes 2016

Hobosode 1 – Welcome to 911 (9/11/2016) Today Kuraz brings you a brand new thing known as Hobosodes, where I call 7-Elevens and try to convince them to change their store name to 9-Eleven.  The music in today's hobosode is King of the Road by Roger Miller, They Won't Get Me, also by Roger, and the background music was that weird monkey song by Gorillaz.

Hobosode 2 - Comcast and Randy (9-22-2016) Paul S. brings us all the 2nd hobosode of The Snow Plow Hobosode. Today we call a Comcast complainer and Ipokesmot shares a very pleasant conversation with a medicated lunatic.

Hobosode 3 - Explosively Unstable Heroin Addict (10-4-2016) Steven W. lies to all of us and titles this show Explosively Unstable Heroin Addict which is VERY misleading. Shame on you, Steven W.

Hobosode 4 - Viral Car Ding Video (10-13-2016) Today you're going to meet the nicest Canadian man who never gets upset and nothing has ever bothered him in his entire life. Guy Manderson provides the wacky idea for this episode, but the real star of the show is our sponsor Milkbrain. The end song is I'm A Crazy Weirdo Calling You by Parry Gripp and the background music is the theme from I Dream of Jeannie.

Hobosode 5 - Pug Nightmare (10-23-2016) Default C is nice enough to bring us Mr. Taco's list of pug owner auction bidders who really seem to think they need a sign that says "Pug Parkway." This is why we're losing the war, people. Background music is Try by Pink and the opening and ending songs are by TheN who uses Linux.

Hobosode 6 - Alton Square Hauntings (10-30-2016) Tony in Arizona is responsible for the static in the phone lines at Alton Square. The static totally had nothing to do with the yearly poltergeist activity at the mall. The ending song is Re Your Brain by The Whiffenpoofs. The incredibly spooky background music is from the Simpsons Tapped Out game that I've been obsessed with for a 7th of my life.

Hobosode 7 - Thank You For Voting (11-25-2016) In today's hobosode, Wur5ty brings us a bunch of politics. Thanks for all the politics, Wur5ty. The beginning and ending music is by Rappy McRapperson.

Hobosode 8 - Pay Your Taxes, David (12-09-2016) Let's call up an old man that's lived in a cheap motel for the past 3 years and tell him he needs to pay his property taxes or GTFO. You can thank James-s4 for today's episode.

Hobosode 9 - Taxis Are Doomed (12-15-2016) Today's social experiment is sponsored by Nicholas W, who takes all the blame for taxi cab drivers being afraid of the truth.
Nekroplemos

Also referred to as the "Dead War," this marked the conflict between the Khanate of Akhduun and the Ionian Archmagedom. The Archmagedom assaulted Barsa in a massive push, after the Khanate had sublimated territory from it. Aiolia suffered the brunt of the resulting attack from the Khanate, but the city of Ieapoli was also besieged by the Khanate forces. It resulted in the complete destruction of the Khanate, and for a small time, the persecution of Barsans in the eastern parts of the Archmagedom.
Trees of Life

## General Information

Trees of Life, or Zois, occur naturally within the world of Opus, but not much is known about them. Each Zois is unique to the area it lives in, and for the most part blends in with the forests around it. The biggest difference between a Zois and a normal tree is its size. The biggest Zois, in Sumonia, has a trunk width of two and a half metres. The other difference is the lights. The trunk and branches of the Zois are illuminated from within by some sort of glowing light, with the best example being the tree in Ribu Matahari.

## Legend of the Zois

The elders of the Parmenos, although being separated by many leagues, all agree on the same thing; They insist the lights are reflections of the lights their ancestors used to see in Auroria. Mages across Opus have studied these trees to great length, but to no avail. The mystery of the lights remains unsolved, but the effects of the tree even mark the land around them. In Daygar, at the City of Lights, the tree's magic has seeped into the land around it. Similarly, the tree in Gurun Mawar creates a shimmer for at least a league and a half. The Taskupha tree in Bayjai has even affected the animals; Some of the Saadhak's elephants are born with glowing tusks. It is said that the elephant of Naayak, a great Saadhak leader, would leave glowing footbrints when he walked.
TSPS 554 – Wheels On The Bus

Today I call numbers from three different submitted lists which mostly all end up being bus-related calls. The one call that was funny is brought to you by Buster Casey, Serial shitter, Cody NoName, Synthead, and Derek S.

* Intro song by Jay Dee
* Show art sent in by Cindy
* Background music during the opening prank is by MicroKORGI, background music during intro talking is Alex Ball – A Canadian in Mayfair, background music during the pranks is Haunted Candies and Cascadia by Trash-80, background music during the voicemails is Comfortably Numb by Josh Cohen, ending song is The Robots Will Kill Us All by Boy Meets Robot, yes I know I said it wrong in the show shutup.
Tarja

## Tarjakad Emirate

Tarja is the easternmost Jacteri city. It lies on the Coast of Jara, and is the last port from the Jacter Alliance to Shin-Ah. For a time, it had expanded militarily westward to control much of eastern Jacter, but the empire fell apart, and the different emirates, sultanates, and rajahnates were split up among the sons of the Emir. Now the Tarjakad Emirate controls the area directly around it, and provides the Jacter Alliance with much of its military power.
Ionian War

The Ionian War was a rebellion against the Archmagedom of Ionia by Iokastos Astraios, resulting in the dissolving of the Archmagedom (especially the Gratian Regime), liberation of Aiolia, and the formation of the New Ionian Magedom.

## Timeline

The war lasted 5 years, from 2884 to 2889.

### 1st Year

The first year was largely defense on Aiolia's part, resisting Ionian actions. They did successfully at first, as the Ionian military was largely in the south due to tensions with Saqqara, and took most of the year to reach the front. However, when they did arrive, over tripling the previous army, Aiolia could not withstand. Though no army could take Iokastos head on, he could not be in multiple places, and so surprise attacks across the Aiolian border by the much larger Ionian force by the end of the first year had devastated the countryside up to the mountains. Aiolia had been playing the diplomatic game in the meantime, however, and the end of the year marked the creation of the Human Confederacy, and Daygar's official declaration of war against Gratian.

### 2nd Year

The second year began in calamity for Aiolia. Knowing that the Daygari army was sailing across the Gate of Moons to Doria, the Ionians struck. They sent a feint south, drawing Iokastos to Alicudi. While there, the full force of 53,000 Mages and Impuri struck Salina. The attack lasted only a few days, but was utterly brutal, with two of the "Arch-Impuri" leading the attack. They used unknown dark magics to rend the great city's walls, even hiring Avyn mercenaries to attack from above. Barely any of the civilians escaped, and all of the defenders were destroyed. Iokastos’ wroth was such that the sky blackened for days. Iokastos had retreated to Lipari, and raised mighty defenses there, such that Salina had not even had. Numerous raids were driven off by Iokastos in the building of these fortifications, and the constant strain of the attacks were beginning to wear deeply on his power. Finally the Daygari came upon the Ionian army and provided the relief needed. With Iokastos being weakened, ten "Arch-Impuri" confronted him at the Ionian Convergence.

### 5th Year

The war was nearly over by its fifth anniversary. By this point, all but three Arch-Impuri were killed, and most of the Archmagdom was in rebel hands. There was little battle up until when the Confederacy's army reached the gates of Ieapoli. The besieging army was largely comprised of Aiolians, Dayrics, and Ionian republicans, with the Exim navy blocking the harbor. An initial assault was a massive failure, breaking like a wave on the city walls, they settled into a siege.
Kaav

## Republic of Kaav

The southernmost of the Jacter cities, Kaav is located on the northern tip of an as-yet unexplored landmass. A rather progressive state as far as it goes, the upper class is able to vote on the next king or queen, called a patih. It is largely cultural-oriented, with a threadbare military. The city-state relies on diplomacy and religious backing, as it is the homeland of Nabiism, and the location of the central church. It prospers heavily from trade as it is the bridge between east and west Jacter.
Humans

The most populous race on the Earth, humans are extremely varied both in culture and appearance. Arising from tribal communities across the globe, they developed into vast civilizations. Superficially, they appear largely unextraordinary, having no special abilities, and extremely lacking magical prowess. However, there lies something ingrained deep within their fate that brought them to the forefront of the world. They are physically able to endure much, and a certain pragmatism grips every heart, inspiring bravery and cunning in equal measure.
The Moon

The moon that hangs in the sky over Opus was not always silver. At one time is was a blue and green orb that hung in the sky, inhabited by the original mages. Great cities stretched into the sky and gardens covered the land. It was a true paradise. This paradise was where Iokastos hailed with the seeds of life from, which all life in Opus sprang. This world above Opus existed until shortly after the mage colonies came to Earth. Something went terribly wrong and the connection established by portals was severed and the moon died that day. All the green faded into brown, and all the blue evaporated into space. The brown plants crumbled to dust and were pulled away from the moon, replaced by a shining silver. Most theorize the moon simply could not sutain itself or its inhabitants anymore and so had to slumber. Others think it was a plot by the Archmages to gain unrestrained authority. Whatever the reason, the effects can continue to be seen unto this day,
Risitor Mountains

The Risitor Mountains are a huge range of mountains separating Gon-Dimr from Auroria. It is one of the largest and highest mountain ranges in the world, and has defined the history of the area. It is only passable in the east, in an area called the Khoroin Range, north of Daydrith, through the Frelsar's Pass.
Na Fola

The na Fola is a river that passes between Gon-Dimr and Daydrith, and serves as the border between the Kingdom of Daygar and the Eximietas Kingdom. Is named for the blood spilled in it for countless years in the wars between the Exims and the Dayres. During years of peace, several bridges were built across it, but the rise of the Eximietas Kingdom saw increased tensions once more, and now the bridges have been destroyed.
Uhnsigh

West of Gon-Dimr is a tiny archipelago surrounding a submarine volcano. These are the Zustrah waters home to the Uhnsigh an amphibious, anthropomorphic species inhabit Zustrah. They have a highly advanced society, with four vertical cities built onto the seafloor and on the slopes of the volcano. The city Forstru is the innermost city lying on the very slopes of the volcano, powered by the geothermal vents. It is the most industrial full of laborers and blue collar workers. The city Ostrav is to the westernmost city containing the most upper class Uhnsigh it's uppermost section is on the shores of a giant coral reef. Kitwal, the city of inventors teeming with wild new ideas it is the northernmost city that thrives within the cracks of the ocean floor. The final city Seetiya is run by the gangs dangerous and poor it lies in the darkness of a kelp forest. The two main gangs are the Pchela and the Vogel. The Pchela who are know for their whale oil syringe guns, which accelerate the time of their victim rapidly ageing them until they die in seconds. The Vogel seal the Fayj' exoskeletal-suits to punch with the power of gods. Although they are most prominent in Seetiya their influence flows to all four cities.

## Society

The Uhnsigh have very libertarian ideals and believe that an Uhnshig's worth is measured in his accomplishments. They have a total of seven classes each with different shoulder plates to signify them. A regiment of exoskeletal-suit wearing Uhnsigh, called Fayj, scout around for up and coming scientists, athletes, inventors, etc. They are the closest thing to police in the Uhnsigh society. Major decisions are made by a council of about 25 Uhnsigh who have been promoted through all seven ranks.
Cylen Alinar

Cylen Alinar holds the title Lord Magistrate of the Republic, is now a scientist who is researching Vynguard technology on a secret and remote island to further their understanding of magic.

## Backstory

No one knows where Cylen was born or who is parents are because he was taken as a child and experimented on by a notorious "mad scientist" who was trying to make a super weapon for the republic.

He tried to fuse a Unimordial's brain with a mage's.  The children were tortured.  And after countless attempts, Cylen was the only success.  The ones that failed turned into half mage half Unimordial.  Both minds tried to take control of the body so they became twisted and mangled. Cylen suppressed that part of the brain but still retains the Unimordial's power.

Then they broke out, and Cylen was captured and enslaved. He worked in the mines for years until a civil war within the Republic of Wizardry broke out he was sent to fight.  He was trained to fight with magic, and he was good at it.

He worked his way up the ranks and became an officer.  After the war he was elected to be a magistrate advisor.  Soon enough he was elected Lord Magistrate.

Despite being insane, Cylen is a genius.
Kvinne and Stella

## ​Kvinne

Tribe: Sokende

Age; 15 (deceased)

Kvinne was born in the year 2895 to Jormundr and Sara Harsden. She had three siblings; Two brothers, Skrell and Jemaiah, and a sister Arana. From a young age she exhibited extraordinary talent, showing the most basic ability of making fire at 18 months, 2 and a half years earlier than usual. At 7 she tamed her companion beast, a full grown she-bear named Stella. At 10, she joined the ranks of the stargazers and began to use her gifts to predict storms and migrations of the herds they hunted.

Years later, while studying the far southern horizons, she saw something that scared her. No one but Stella and her cubs ever knew what it was, and Kinne made them promise never to tell. All she would say to her father was to watch the south, that something was coming. Something dangerous that was dead set on destroying the Sokende home.

Her predictions proved to be correct when a radicalized Barsan tribe raised a host of angry spirits and laid siege to the Stralende Fjellende. The Outer Ring around the South Gate was destroyed, and parts of the inner city were heavily damaged. 27 Sokende were killed when the ice shattered, or they were killed by falling stones. Kvinne then rallied the remaining Sokende tribespeople and convinced them to channel power through her. Stella and Kvinne armored up and rode to face the horde or spirits. Kvinne channeled the power of all the remaining Sokende through her spear and charged at the army.

No one knows what happened inside the fray, because all the people could see was bright light. Many rumors and legends surround the explosion, but one thing is certain. When the smoke cleared, the spirits were gone, many of the Barsans lay dead, and in the center of the explosion were the bodies of Kvinne, Stella, and Solveig (one of Stella's cubs).

Some still debate what happened, but never in the presence of Kvinne's father, Jormundr. He holds that Kvinne was a hero, and it's useless trying to figure out what happened because nothing they find will change that she died. Stella's other cub, Reidar, is now Skrell's companion and they are currently (as of 2090 on the Ionian calendar) adventuring in the Northern Reaches.

Abel's Note;

Last word is that Skrell and Reidar were seen in the company of a mammoth. Source may be unreliable, but it is enough for Jormundr that they are alive. More information should come soon; a supply run led by Jemiah is en route to their last known location.
Naught

Not all in known about the universe. Strange things have happened throughout history that men nor mages can explain. What occupied the earth before Iokastos Astraios arrived? What had the Khanate of Necromancy found, and feared so much they confined it to a bottomless pit? And what had turned 13 Archmages, leaders of civilization for millennium, into the power-hungry, malicious Impuri?

Naught is a powerful concept. It represents what we do not know. We do not know what is over the horizon. We do not know what lurks behind the blinding light of the sun. We do not know what was in that bottomless pit in the ruins of Hemgiin Khi. Yet we know it is something. And we are terrified.
Archmagedom of Ionia

The Archmagedom of Ionia began with the three colonial regions of Aiolia, Doria, and Ionia, with Ionia being the largest. It was ruled by the fourteen Archmages, of which only one remains. The capital, Ieapoli lies on the southern coast. It was in this place that the portal that brought mages from the moon appeared. The city that grew around it is one of the most impressive in the world, even though it has suffered a massive amount of damage during the Ionian War.
Aiolian Butter

Aiolian Butter is a substance produced by mages in Aiolia from the milk from yaks. These yaks originated on the moon, but were brought to Earth with the mage colonists, and grew accustomed to the rocky environment of the Aeolus mountains. The Mages preform a complex procedure on the milk stripped from the yaks that transforms it into a sort of paste, very similar to dairy butter in consistancy and appearance. Aiolian Butter is mainly used for the construction of Golems.