The Green Bolt (movie)

***The Green Bolt*** is a 2029 exploitation superhero film based on the the Jankass Comics character of the same name. The movie was written, directed, produced, filmed, and edited by the Kimberland Brothers, founders of Jankass Comics. The movie is about the Green Bolt's quest to defeat supervillain Jack the Gorilla.

*The Green Bolt* is notable for its highly shocking material, with excessive gore, torture, and sex scenes. Some countries banned this film for its over-the-top violence; nevertheless, it got really good reviews, praising it for its action, humor, and good writing.

## The Green Bolt

### Genre

exploitation, superhero, action, black comedy, thriller

### Produced by

Tom Kimberland, Jared Kimberland, Laura Branson

## Plot

The movie starts on a TV screen, where a worried newslady talks about a gorilla that murdered a man in his own home in St. Louis. Jimmy Sullivan, The Green Bolt doesn't know this, because he slept in; but he is woken up by a phone call. The phone call is from Superheroes Inc, who inform him of the incident. Sullivan hops in his car with his suit ready, and drives from his home in Springfield, Missouri to St. Louis.

Sullivan gets another phone call from Superheroes Inc, this time giving more information about the incident. Supposedly, the gorilla was let out and being controlled by an external force, and it's up to Sullivan to find out. Just moments after hanging up, Sullivan is attacked by a gorilla, the gorilla breaks open the window of the seat Sullivan is sitting in, and then Sullivan gets out on the other side. The gorilla then proceeds to throw the car at Sullivan, but Sullivan throws a fireball at the car and blows it up, knocking back both him and the gorilla. After that, Sullivan throws another fireball that hits the gorilla in the face, slowly burning it to death.

After this happens, Sullivan books a hotel and then goes to get lunch at a local restaurant. After Sullivan leaves the restaurant, a prostitute notices him, and tells him that she saw him kill the gorilla, claiming she knows everything about the situation. Soon after, the two go to the hotel and have sex; then, the prostitute tells him about a gorilla with the brain of a human named Jack who controls other gorillas, and kidnaps humans to work for him.

Sullivan then goes to bed, but he is waken up in the middle of the night by a gorilla breaking the room's window and attempting to kill him. This time, Sullivan is out of fireballs, so he has no choice but to run away. Fortunately, Sullivan's rocket boots still have fuel, which allow him to fly up to the roof of the hotel. However, when Sullivan reaches the top of the building, he is confronted by three mysterious man, who attempt to kill him. Sullivan fights back by grabbing a tree branch that fell, which he uses to knock one man off the building, and then he uses the sharp end of the branch to stab another one of the men in the leg, causing him to fall over. Then, Sullivan uses his rocket boots to crush the man's skull. The last man watches in horror, and fears for his life.

Sullivan ties the man up, and asks him for information about Jack the Gorilla, but he doesn't budge. Sullivan then tortures him by cutting up the man with the crushed skull's stomach, collecting acid in a cup, and then slowly pouring it on him. Despite the excruciating pain the man felt, he still wouldn't budge, so Sullivan cuts the man's toe off with a fan blade from the vent. Finally, the man tells Sullivan about the hidden base that's under a house. Sullivan then goes to the house, and is greeted by one of Jack the Gorilla's henchmen, who he fights with, and wins by breaking his leg; then, he asks where the hidden base is, but the henchman doesn't budge. In response, Sullivan pulls his pants down and castrates him with a sharp steak knife. Screaming in pain, the henchman finally tells Sullivan how to get to the base, and then dies.

Sullivan goes down the basement, bringing a hatchet, a chainsaw, and a gun with him. A henchman attempts to hold down Sullivan at gunpoint, but Sullivan uses his gun to shoot first. More henchmen appear, and Sullivan uses the hatchet to bludgeon one, decapitate one, and throw it at another one's face. Then many other men attack Sullivan, and Sullivan defends himself with the chainsaw. Finally, Sullivan confronts Jack the Gorilla himself, who is heavily armed and fortified. This leads to a fight scene where Sullivan wins by shooting the Gorilla's unprotected eye. Sullivan then attempts to turn off the gorilla mind control, but accidentally presses the mass self-destruct button, blowing up all of the gorilla's heads.

After this, Sullivan simply drives back home, and celebrates by going out for chicken wings and hiring another prostitute.

## Cast

* Hank Olsen as The Green Bolt
* Richard Gabber as Superheroes Inc. Employee (voice)
* Barry Gauci as Jack the Gorilla (voice)
* Laura Branson as prostitute

## Reception

*The Green Bolt* has been titled "the goriest superhero movie of all time" by many viewers. The gore originally got the movie mixed reviews; but later, people realized how funny the movie is and that it has actual good choreography.