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I'll See It When I Believe It

*"How do you do this again? How do you do it?"*
―*Trevor, moments before being blasted with Coca-Cola due to throwing Mentos in it*

## I'll See It When I Believe It

### Premiere

July 8, 2017

**I'll See It When I Believe It** is a cancelled show featuring Trevor, Joe and Jakob. The series focuses on science based topics where Trevor and his gang perform experiments. The series had only one episode, which is the pilot. It is safe to assume that the show has been cancelled due to Joe and Trevor leaving Cow Chop.

## Trivia

* *The series was created by Trevor.*
* *The show is named after Joe's famous quote "I'll See It When I Believe It" in the video, Blair Witch Hunt.*
* *Jakob was never featured in a series officially before this.*
* *The show's release was revealed at the Cow Chop RTX Panel 2017.*

## Quotes

* ***"How do you do this again, how do you do it?"** - Trevor*
* ***"Stop! Stop, for real!"** - Jakob,* to Trevor
* ***"Mario! Mario!"** -* Trevor

## Translations

***At the bottom of the description in each Cow Chop video there are two phrases, both in a different language that are sometimes related to that video. | The following are the translations for each video.***

***NOTE:* Most of these are meant to not make any sense.**

**PILOT EPISODE | Episode 1**

1. **Spanish** → **English** - *"Hi guys it's Trevor, sorry for the video, haha, oops"*
Anna

**Anna** "**intricateornate**" **Marie** was a former camerawoman and editor for Cow Chop. She was hired around summer of 2016 and was a recurring member of the regularly uploaded videos.

## History

Due to not having a formal introduction to Cow Chop, Anna was revealed either through Twitter/Reddit posts and little edited tidbits showing her in random videos.

In an episode of Pokemon GO, Anna briefly appears in frame. She appears in the episode PUBLIC CEMETERY HUNT from the 2:28 to 2:30 time stamp and is also in random edited sections in the PICKACHU VS HARAMBE Pokemon Go video. She also appears in James' Squiggly Cup video, along with the first appearance of Asher, at the 2:22 mark

In the video "INTERGENDER SMACKDOWN • WWE 2K17 Tournament", she appears as one of the competitors, facing off against Aron. This is her full-length debut in a Cow Chop video. Following this, she was regularly featured in content alongside Asher.

## Leaving Cow Chop

On February 11, 2018, on Twitter, Anna said she was no longer working at Cow Chop. According to Brett, the reason she left was that her sister was having a baby, so she went back home to Colorado to work closer to her family.

## Trivia

* James revealed her name in one of his Uno Twitch livestreams.
* She and Asher are the only two others prior to the creation of the YouTube channel that joined Cow Chop working as cameramen and editors.
* According to James during the First Cow Chop Reddit AMA Questionnaire, Anna received a formal interview to join Cow Chop, unlike Asher, who received his when they were still working for The Creatures.
* Prior to joining, Anna's initial reaction to Cow Chop was that she thought it was a scam.
* Anna has a boyfriend named Cory who first appeared in the "GETTING KICKED OUT" video.
* She has a twin sister who she says is fraternal, but they look exactly alike.
* Her first video she filmed on the Cow Chop channel was "Crazy Reptile Show + Bonus Tarantula"

## Gallery

Twitter picAnna posing with R2D2s'.Just chillinDank selfie with CoryIt's her birthdayWhen you see a giant dildo while editingEyes on the prizeAnna posing for the Cow Chop Rooster Teeth StoreFIRST FULL-LENGTH Debut episode of Anna. Her "losing to an Asian".Old Twitter profile picture; image is produced by artist: "ninja46464".Receiving a gift from Uncle Santa.Dafuq is this candle?Contemplating DeathWhen you don't get a real jobTwitter Pic of Anna celebrating 1 year working at Cow Chips! :DEdgy hostage takerDoing the post roll for WE'RE BROKE • Farming Simulator GameplayTasting one of Alex's delightful delicaciesAnna (right) and her twin sister (left)
Aleks/Bio

## Aleks

**\*If you plan to edit on Aleks' Bio, you have to middle click the tab above, which in turn will redirect you to the Bio article. Then clicking the big red edit button will do the trick and allow you to add information to your leisure.**

**Aleks "ImmortalHD" Marchant** was a final member of Cow Chop. He was one half of the Cow Chop duo, along with James. He is known for his Counter-Strike: Global Offensive videos, Twitch streams and his awkward sense of humor.

## History

Aleks was born in Vladivostok, Russia and lived in the Russian Federation until the age of eight. He later moved to the United States and was adopted. His first language is Russian.

He studied graphic design in college, but later dropped out. At the time he felt that his YouTube channel had become fairly successful.

### YouTube

His first videos were Minecraft machinima. However, Aleks' original Youtube channel was hacked, and most of the videos were deleted. This led him to upload on his current channel (created December 10th, 2008). During this time, fellow future Creature SlyFoxHound helped out by directing his own followers to check out Immortal's new channel. Aleks and Sly came to create several series together.

Eventually, Aleks and Sly would live together in Colorado, not far from the Creature House. Aleks made several appearances with The Creatures during this time.

### **Creature**

At RTX 2013, Jordan Mathewson (more commonly known as Kootra) jokingly inducted Aleks into The Creatures, treating a water bottle as if it were Aleks. The other Creatures then followed the gag, making references to the water bottle being a new Creature. Later, during episode 77 of Creature Talk, The Creatures specifically stated that the water bottle gag was planned, and that they had not actually invited Aleks into The Creatures.

However, despite this clarification, many fans speculated that Aleks was in fact being inducted into The Creatures, due to a tweet by GaLm. Later, while at dinner, they discussed inviting Aleks into The Creatures, finally deciding to accept him into the group.

### **Cow Chop, leaving The Creatures**

Aleks started appearing in Cow Chop videos at its creation on April 1st, 2016, along with James (UberHaxorNova), and appeared in regularly uploaded co-op let's plays with James starting on April 15th. On April 28th, one day after a video showing the Cow Chop set being moved out from the Creature office, Aleks and James announced on a Q&A live stream that they, as well as Joe and Aron, had left The Creatures two months prior, but were not allowed to announce this until later. The reasons for their departure were creative differences and frustration with the company.
Walter

**Walter** was a Venus Fly Trap owned by Aleks. He was a former member of Cow Chop and was only featured in one video. He allegedly died off camera from unknown assailant and was then buried in the backyard.

## History

Walter's first and only appearance was in the Cow Chop Life • '200 Chick-Fil-A Nuggets' video. This was one of two videos shown at the first and second Cow Chop Panels during RTX 2016 (The other vid being NUDE ROLEPLAYING FOR SEX • World of Warcraft).

According to James during the Cow Chop Panel, they said Walter was safely buried in the backyard due to the audience's dismay when the text revealing he had been "killed" appeared.
The Cunt

*"***The Cunt***"* is a nickname appropriately given to the anonymous snitch who dobbed James, Aleks and the rest of Cow Chop to the company that owned the house for performing 'illegal activities' in the Cow Chop House. The identity of The Cunt is unknown.

In Cow Chop TV, Brett said that "The Cunt" is still out there and people are continuing to be like "The Cunt" and get them in trouble.

In 2018 the said perpetrator contacted Aleks through email, the latter who posted the email on Twitter.
Death

**Death** is a character played by Jakob who first appeared in the **Pokémon Let’s Go!** series.

## History

Death was summoned by James and Aleks to kill two Pokémon from their roster. Death asked Aleks if he could hit the Juul, while rubbing a machette against Aleks’ face and later putting a finger in his mouth. He then licks the Juul and throws the machete towards the camera, breaking the camera stand. Death then chooses to take Rick to the graveyard, to which Aleks desperately pleads for him not to take Rick. This results in Death hitting Aleks in the nuts. He then tells James that they are not allowed to use Pikachu anymore, essentially “killing“ him too. Death then asks James if he’s done, which James says that he indeed is, Death then grabs a cane, hits James in the leg with it, and then leaves.

In a Behind the Cow Chop video, Death is seen going to Burger King. He orders four large vanilla milkshakes but finds out that they don’t have large ones, so he orders medium. He gives the cashier the money and while giving Death back the change it falls. After recieving the milkshakes, Death leaves but trips and falls to the ground, spilling the four vanilla milkshakes. He proceeds to try to salvage the remaining mmilk, while telling the cameraman that he didn’t mean to do it.

## Gallery

Arriving st the Burger KingThe FallGrief.
Aleks/Series

**\*If you plan to edit on Aleks' Series, you have to middle click the tab above, which in turn will redirect you to the Series article. Then clicking the big red edit button will do the trick and allow you to add information to your leisure.**

## Cow Chop

Being one of the two main cast members of Cow Chop, Aleks appears in almost every video and series uploaded to the channel.

## ImmortalHD

Aleks' channel Is the second largest, behind James. In many old videos him and James would do Co-ops. His channel is not as diverse in content as UberHaxorNova. Ongoing Series include:

All series on indefinite hiatus.

A Notable Fan Favorite Series is when him and James played Battleblock.

-ImmortalHDFilms
Aron/Bio

## Aron

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**Aron "Stalete/StaleRender"** was a former cameraman, editor, and cast member of Cow Chop. In March 2017, Aron was let go.

## History

Aron was born January 18th, 1994, and he grew up in the Bay Area in northern California.

Aron had studied computer science in college but dropped out because he was unsure of what he wanted to do, and didn't like the general ed courses.

He previously worked for The Creatures as their website administrator. However, when they joined the Let's Play Family, Rooster Teeth took over the website. When James and Aleks decided to start Cow Chop, Aron decided to go and work for them, along with Joe.

## Leaving Cow Chop

It was announced on March 16th, 2017 on Reddit by Brett that Aron would be leaving the Cow Chop Crew before their move out to LA. They ended on good terms and wished Aron, ***"the best in the next stage of his career"***. Aleks further stated in his stream that he was for "lack of a better term, let go."

**Reddit Announcement Link:**

***https://www.reddit.com/r/CowChop/comments/5zur90/aron\_cow\_chop/***

Aron now works at illfonic, a video game company, along with Kootra from The Creatures.

## Appearances on Cow Chop After Leaving

* Aron appeared briefly in a group photo on July 1, 2017 for no given reason. Aleks appears to be absent in the photo
* In a previously unreleased Cow Chop BTS of when they were still in the Cow Chop House which was eventually released on Youtube on July 9, 2017 but publicly first screened on the Cow Chop RTX 2017 panel, Aron can be seen after being called James to come and hilariously react to Trevor's YouTube search history.
* While Trevor was on his indefinite vacation, he met up with both Aron and Kootra from The Creatures. He posted these photos where he is seen smoking weed with them.

## Trivia

* Although many see him as being young, he confirmed on a stream that he was 21 at the time.
* The origin of Aron's username stemmed from when he was making an account on League of Legends. Originally planning to use "Stale", the game lagged when he was inputting his username, causing it to come out as "Stalete".
* Aron met Aleks through League of Legends and was introduced through MichaelBahhh.
* While in college, he was studying computer science.
* In a Road to E3 video with The Creatures, it is stated that Aron used to work at Kmart. He described the experience as "absolutely awful."
* Aron has stated that he has family from China.
* Aron has a female pet rat as stated in one of his streams
* According to James from one of his streams, Aron eats all the leftovers after making the food videos.
* Aleks once mistakenly called Aron "Trevor" in the SAUSAGE PARTY video.
* Aron's dad owns a white-colored Cat. Jokes arose from this mainly due to Aron's ethnicity.
The final battle

The episode starts with crime its mojo! The powerpuff girls went to stop him after he was defeated the powerpuff girls went for a picnic with sleepy and bashful the girls told all what happened bashful suggested that tomorrow they can have a beach day. Later that night a bad cop watches TV and the news say that the powerpuff girls saved the day he was so jealous he trows the TV out and he decides to make a plan to destroy the girls. Later that day the girls speak with the bad cop and they looked inside but they were tricked the bad cop sprays a gas at the girls Oh No! At the powerpuff home sleepy and bashful went  search for the girls they took a little break they turn on the TV and the bad cop told them that they captured the girls they were shocked and they need to rescue them but the bad cop told them that one of them need to save the girls sleepy suggested that he can save them they turn of the TV and sleepy goes to the police station to tell the other cops once he told them they can meet sleepy in the police warehouse he then goes to back to jollywood and get some supplies then he goes to the warehouse he then spot mojo sitting on a bench and knocked him down telling him where are a girls he dosn't know so he also tells him that they could join together to save the girls so he deeled when they reached the warehouse they noticed the the cops aren't come they finally meet the bad cop and they are too late the girls are starting to get dipped in acid and start to scream the cops finally made it they grab the remote they knew that they need to charged the remote the girls were dipped in acid but they saved them blossom told them that it didn't hurt and mojo went away. As for the bad cop he know remeber of a good cop gone bad the blossom told him that he is not a good cop gone bad he is a bad cop gone worse bashful tells sleepy what just happened and sleepy told everything and the episode end with sleepy and bashful 5 fiving.
Abby

**Abby** is a former Cow Chop intern. She was a camerawoman, assistant, Memelord, Master of Ceremonies and possibly an editor.

## History

She was mainly seen in the background of videos but made her first appearance in ***SPICE GAUNTLET TWO*** where Brett shouts her out for putting a lot of hot sauce in the chips, also inducing reactions from Aleks.
It wasn't until July 13th, 2018 when Abby finally got a full video which she appeared in a video titled ***MAFIA*** where Abbs had the task of guiding the game along during the nights. This was the first time she also had her Twitter plugged. She continued to appear in videos until her departure.

On May 31st, 2019 Abby returned to her role as Master Of Ceremonies to help host the final episode of the Spice Gauntlet Trilogy in the video titled, ***SPICE GAUNTLET THREE******.*** In the opening round of Spice Gauntlet Three, Abby debuted her art piece "*Death Part 2*" [*Pictured in the gallery*].

Abby's title as ***Master of Ceremonies*** was knighted by **Brett** "**Hundar**" **Hundley**in her introduction in Spice Gauntlet Three.

## Leaving Cow Chop

On September 20th, 2018 in a “Food Lab and Test Kitchen” video it was revealed that it was Abby’s last scheduled appearance, as her internship ended.

## Trivia

* According to Abby, on her first ever day working as an intern James asked her if she had slept with Trevor, since he seemed to be avoiding eye contact with her.
Katakana Kurami

## Description:

Katakana (Kat) Kurami is a 10 year old Black Apprentice Witch who lives in \_'s house with her little sister,Washi Kurami.

Both of them are orphans,and because their mentor is a Witch Frog,Kat usally does chores around the house(because she wants to),and both of them have to pretend that they're living with their 'grandmother' without raising any suspicion.

### Personality:

One way to descibe Kat is that she's very quiet. She usually keeps to herself,and likes to work behind the scenes whenever she uses her magic,either for helping someone or fighting. She's also very shy,and likes to work by herself,being very stubborn whenever people want to help her. Despite being very mature for her age,people see her mysterious (and sometimes ominous) behavior as intimidating,and like to keep away from her as much as they can,often driving away her chances for friends.

Despite this,Kat is a genuinely caring person,which mainly shows in her relationship with Washi,her little sister. She's very protective of her,and often tries to avoid conflicts that would both put her and Washi in danger. Kat also does chores around the house out of her own choice and likes to help other people,even if she doesn't do it as openly as other people would sometimes.

Kat is also very intelligent,and can surprisingly be laid back. Her favorite activity is sitting underneath the stars with her little sister and pointing out the constellations to her,often time watching her sleep after pointing out the last one.

When Kat's bored,she usually pulls out a random fairytale or legend book and reads it,as well as asking her mentor if she needs to do anymore chores.

Likes:the color black,the night,constellations,fairytales and legends,being useful

Dislikes:being useless,rain,snow,blizzards,having nothing to do,feeling useless

### Appearance:

Kat has black hair in a ponytail and blue eyes,along with pale skin and a stature that is the same as the other girls in canon. Her bangs are framed in the center of her head,and she's rarely ever seen with her hair down.

Kat's favorite choice of clothes is a black t-shirt with a white rose in the middle,a white mini-skirt with black pants,black socks,and black sneakers with white stripes.

When she's swimming,Kat wears a black one-piece swimsuit. For the winter,she wears a teal coat with a hood and matching mittens. For bed time,she wears a black nightgown with white trimming and stars.
Stan

**​Stan** was Aleks' pet fish given to him by James on episode 21 of Amazon Prime Time. He was first kept a secret from Aleks so he was forced to live in a clear bag full of water for a while resulting in James thinking that he was dead. After Aleks opened his 6-gallon aquarium, also gifted to him by James, he placed Stan in the aquarium where he continued to live.

## History

Stan was named after Aleks' Indian Uber driver. He was a goldfish and was very large for his type. It is unknown whether it was a male or female. Aleks has said that he looked as if he ate another goldfish and grew 2 times his normal size. He also said that a 6-gallon tank was too small for Stan due to his large size.

Within the first appearance of Stan, fans said R.I.P. Stan because of the heater placed inside of his aquarium which could lead to his demise.

On April 9th, 2017 in a Behind the Cow Chop episode, James gave Jorel Stan to keep since they were not taking him with them on their move to L.A.

## Death

On April 11th, 2018 Jorel announced on Twitter that Stan had passed away. Some fans were shocked and saddened by the news, whereas others were baffled that he had lived that long.

## Gallery

Jorel and Stan at the beachJorel staring at StanStan playing the trumpet and pianoStan remembers AleksStan returns from his vacationStan confessing his love to JorelStan is missing
Leonardo

*"Master Splinter can suck my dick."*
―*Leonardo*

Michelangelo (Brother)

Raffael (Brother)

**Leonardo**is a character played by Aleks, he is one of the four Ninja Turtles and made his debut appearance in OPERATION PIZZA • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Out of the Shadows.

## History

Leonardo first appears in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows movie skit, he is in the sewers along with Donatello waiting for Master Splinter. Once Splinter arrives Donatello asks for him to bless his fighting stick, which Splinter agrees to do. After Splinter finishes blessing the stick by shoving it down his eye, the two turtles make it out of the sewers. Leonardo calls out for the other two turtles, Michelangelo and Raffael but to no avail. As a gift for blessing Donatello's stick, they decide to buy him pizza, Donatello asks a lady walking by if she knew a pizza place number but she just walks away. After they remember a number, Leonardo calls the pizza place and orders two small pizzas, one with cheese and one with anchovy.

Forty minutes or so later the pizza arrives, instead of taking it to Master Splinter, they decide to eat it themselves since they were hungry. They get inside a sewer drain and start eating their pizzas, Donatello decides to throw Leonardo a piece of pizza, which angers him and causes a food/fieces fight. After the fight, Donatello decides to order two sandwiches, this time determined to give it to Splinter. Once the two sandwiches arrive, Donatello can't resist tasting one of them, despite Leonardo's attempt to stop him they both taste the sandwiches together. Once again Donatello throws a piece of sandwich at Leonardo, which causes another food/fieces fight.

After the fight they pack the remaining pizza and sandwich parts and head into the sewers. Once they arrive they find Master Splinter sleeping, after waking him up and force feeding him pizza and sandwich (along with worms Leonardo found), Splinter leaves the room.
Hidden Agenda

**Hidden Agenda** is a series where James, Aleks and Lindsey play Hidden Agenda, solving a murder mystery while also trying to complete their own agenda.

## Episodes

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## Trivia

* Cow Chop was sponsored to play Hidden Agenda.

## Translations

**WHO'S HIDING SOMETHING | Episode 1**

1. **Swedish → English** - "*Harriet M. Welsch is a spy. But when Harriet's friends find her secret notebook, the tables hit her. Can she win back her friends and keep on with the spy business?"*

**THE ULTIMATE STRATEGIST | Episode 2**

1. **Dutch → English** - "*When James Bond's latest mission goes horribly wrong, this leads to a disastrous turn of events: undercover agents around the world are exposed and MI6 is attacked, forcing M to move the agency. With MI6 now attacked inside and out, M turns to the only man she can trust: Bond. Aided by a field agent Bond takes the shadows and follows a trail to Silva, a man from M's past who wants to arrange an old score."*

**UNINVITED HOMEWRECKER | Episode 3**

1. **Swedish → English** - "*After a Pentagon scientist creates a computer with emotions, it becomes jealous and wants to kill his wife."*

**FIFTY SHADES OF THEORIES | Episode 4**

1. **Italian → English** - *"The small and rich girl Alyssa (Ashley Olsen) and the male orphan girl Amanda (Mary-Kate Olsen) meet at the summer camp and discover that they are exactly two times the other. And every girl is worried about her caregiver. Alyssa's father, Roger (Steve Guttenberg), is about to marry a gold prospector, and Amanda's kind social worker, Diane (Kirstie Alley), will be sidelined if a cruel family adopts Amanda. The girls decide to change their identity to make their loved ones fall in love."*

**YOU NEED A SAFEWORD | Episode 5**

1. **Spanish → English** -"*Assaulted by nightmarish visions, Alex Whitaker and his psychic companions descend at the Bodega Bay Inn. There, they discover that his compatriot Neil apparently committed suicide. But, as the gruesome visions continue, they feel that there is still something sinister going on. When they are chased by a band of homicidal puppets created by the clumsy puppeteer André Toulon, they discover that they are right.*"

**HEART RACING TIMEBOMB | Episode 6**

1. **Swedish → English** -"*In this modern update about Cinderella, a prostitute and a wealthy businessman fall into each other, forming an unlikely couple. During a business trip in L.A., Edward, who lives and buys up business, he picks up a chin, Vivian, on a lark.*"
2. **French → English** -"*After Edward has hired Vivian to stay with him for the weekend, the two are getting closer, only to discover that there are significant hurdles to overcome as they try to bridge the gap between their very different worlds.*"
What's In The Box

**What's In The Box** is a series where members of Cow Chop give each other items that are hidden inside a box. They have to blindly guess what item is inside the box by touching it, messing with each other along the way.

On October 11th, 2019, Brett and Alec announced that "this show doesn't exist anymore" and "I don't want to be on this show anymore", saying that WITB has ended.

## Episodes

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## Trivia

* *Due to James punching every item, he killed a couple crickets in the first episode.*

## Quotes

* ***You ever fist something in the hole before, and like feel it out? -**Aleks*
* ***I don't want to do this anymore this is a bad idea.***- *James*
* ***You haven't even felt it, you've just been punching it this whole time.***- *Aleks*
* (While James is wearing sound proof headphones) ***Hey...You're ugly.***- *Aleks*

## Translations

***At the bottom of the description in each Cow Chop video there are two phrases (sometimes one), both in a different language that are sometimes related to that video. | The following are the translations for each video.***

***NOTE:* Most of these are meant to not make any sense.**

**WHAT'S IN THE BOX CHALLENGE (feat. James) | Episode 1**

1. **Persian → English** - *"The Pisa Tower in Pisa took 344 years to begin in August 1173. In 1178, when construction began on the second floor, it began relying in 1178. Slim because of one side dipping soft ground.*"

**WHAT'S IN THE BOX CHALLENGE (feat. Aleks) | Episode 2**

1. **Hausa → English** - *"I hope there is nothing that can be in the box or I can bear the weight of the chicken in all of you.*"

**WHAT'S IN THE BOX CHALLENGE (feat. Trevor & Asher) | Episode 3**

1. **Filipino → English** - "*Pandas have no plant type access because they are not native to china. The panda is eating bamboo ... I do not know where people get the idea that they eat a kind of plant, because it is a plant native to Australia. Koala bears eat the kind of plant, and the pandas eat bamboo.*"

**WHAT'S IN THE BOX CHALLENGE (Water Edition) | Episode 4**

1. **French → English** - *"The Chucked Lizard (Chlamydosaurus kingii), also known as the Frilled Lizard, Ruffled Dragon, or Frilled Crane, is a lizard species found mainly in northern Australia and southern California. New Guinea. This species is the only member of the genus Chlamydosaurus.*"

**WHAT'S IN THE BOX CHALLENGE (feat. Brett & Jakob) | Episode 5**

1. **→ English** -

*"I can not fight the feeling*

I was born to kill prey

To survive the attack

There is only one way

battle with death

That's how sharks play

The remaining weapons

We duel with your mind

You blind, armed or crazy

You are very easy to find*"*
Smash Bros Gambling Tournament

*"Are you going to be disabled the whole time?"*
―*Aleks*

**Smash Bros Gambling Tournament**is a series in which members of Cow Chop bet on amiibos in Super Smash Bros Wii U.

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## Trivia

* *James designed this gambling tournament because of his love for horse races.*
* This series ended a bit early due to James not being able to keep track of the money, according to ELYSIAN PARK • CCTV #26.

## Quotes

* ***"Are you going to be disabled the whole time?"** - Aleks, to Trevor*
* ***"Don't mind him, he's my servant."** - Anna referencing Jakob*
* ***"I can't do anything...they're genetically stronger."** - Asher referencing Jakob*

## Translations

**BETTING ON AMIIBOS | Episode 1**

1. **Vietnamese *→* English** *- "Giraffes are the highest animal in the world. Males may be up to 18 feet (5.5 meters) tall, females 14 feet (4.3 meters) tall and their offspring, called calves, 1.8 meters high. Beef can grow up to an inch per day."*

**SUGAR RUSH | Episode 2**

1. **Norwegian *→* English** - *"The Statue of Liberty arrived in New York Harbor on June 19, 1885, as a gift of friendship from the people of France to the people of the United States. Sculptor Frederic-Auguste Bartholdi's Liberty Enlightening world measures 151 feet tall and has come to symbolize freedom and democracy nationwide."*

**GUN FIGHT | Episode 3**

1. **Portuguese *→* English** - *"Popcorn is a special type of corn. Of all types of corn, popcorn is the only variety that appears. Inside each grain of popcorn is a small drop of water surrounded by a hard shell called a hull. As the popcorn is heated, the water turns to steam, which builds pressure inside the kernel."*
Daddy

*"Baby, you piece of shit!"*
―*Daddy*

**Daddy** is a character played by Aleks, he is the father of Baby and made his debut and only appearance in BAD PARENTING • Who's Your Daddy.

## History

Daddy first appears in the beginning skit of the Who's Your Daddy Gameplay video, he enters his house to see his son, Baby playing with toys and sucking on a pacifier. Suddenly Baby pulls out a gun and points it to his head, repeatedly saying to Daddy he is going to die. Daddy gives him money which Baby accepts and giveshthegun to Daddy.

Daddy later appears entering the kitchen and is greeted by Baby trying to drink Coconut Water Hand Soap. Baby gives up and gives the bottle to Daddy and runs away, Daddy then drinks the soap for himself but immediately spits it out in the sink. He then calls Baby a piece of shit.

Daddy last appeares in the bathroom on the toilet, he hears Baby once again saying he is going to die and gets out of the bathroom. He finds Baby trying to hang himself with a noose, Daddy tells him to not do it but Baby doesn't listen and jumps. Luckily for Daddy, the noose breaks and Baby falls to the ground, he tells to himself he needed to call the Pediatrician and leaves the room.
Jakob

**Jakob "alsojakob" Morris** was a final Cow Chop member, employee and recurring cast member. He was known for his chaotic presence and shenanigans whenever he was on camera. Jakob has appeared in many Cow Chop videos without a formal introduction (In the same style as Anna and Asher).

## History

The first instance of Jakob working with Cow Chop was in 2016, where he would help Trevor with editing and give him tips. Around late 2016 to early 2017 Jakob became James' editor on his channel. He also appeared on James' channel before the move.

Jakob was first introduced on the Cow Chop channel in the middle of May 2017 through multiple different videos after the group had settled during their move to Los Angeles. He worked at James' videos at the office before officially joining Cow Chop after moving to edit the channel's videos. For a good part of 2018, Jakob appeared in content before deciding to take a back seat, mainly due to the repeating jokes of the fan base, some of which were related to his race.

After James' injury and leave in 2019, Jakob returned as an on-camera personality, mainly along with Alec and Garrett, the former of whom he formed OFFCANNY with, a channel they both would pursue. Jakob stayed with Cow Chop until the end of the company, appearing in their last CCTV.

## Trivia

* Jakob has a Twitch channel which he streams on.
* As stated by himself in a CCTV, Jakob was Cow Chop’s longest-lasting employee.
* Trevor once threw a piece of pizza in lunch and that's when they started talking to one another.
* His favorite musician is Toby Keith.
* He is 6 feet 4 inches tall.
* He is from Canada.
* He has traveled to more than 20 countries.
* He is very good at rollerblading because he is pigeon toed.
* He is referred to as a "Palm Tree" through Cow Chop memes and references.
* He has tinnitus in his right ear.
* It typically takes him one day to edit a gaming video and two days to edit a show.
* He is into boxing and MMA.
* His favorite album made in 2017 was *Scum Fuck Flower Boy* by Tyler, the Creator.
* His favorite album made in 2019 was *All My Heroes Are Cornballs* by JPEGMAFIA.
* His favorite Twitch streamers are Tyler1 and GreekGodx due to their dynamic.
* He doesn't watch that much YouTube since most of the content there is "typically uninspired and stale".
* His favorite show on Netflix is Ozark.
* He is of Jewish and Jamaican descent.
* He has a weird laugh

## Quotes

* ***"...cause I'm ASIAN."*** *- Jakob, cutting off Asher*
* ***"One pussy, two pussy, I'll slam them all!!"*** *- Jakob*
* "that Coca-Cola is really spicy" - Jakob
* "I'm about to say a curse word" - Jakob

## Gallery

A photo of Jakob from TwitterHappy JakobJakob with his dateContemplating lifeBloodied astronaut after failed lift-offJakob with Asher and JoeJakob with Trevor, Asher, and JoeJakob's Tumblr icon"I didn’t sit on his lap cause I was scared he'd try to finger me."Smiling JakobJakob with styled-up hairJakob with a flower crownA painting of JakobJakob with Joe and TrevorJakob wearing a MAGA hatDead JakobScreaming JakobJakob and JamesJakob and Asher making a dishJakob tasting his lasagnaThe face of regretBatman Jakob
Captain America

*"Make America great again!"*
―*Captain America*

**Captain America** is a character played by Aleks. He is a superhero against the registration act and made his debut appearance in POWERS ACTIVATED • Captain America Civil War.

## History

Captain America first appears in the second skit of the Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2/Captain America: Super Soldier Gameplay video. He is hiding on the stairs while Iron Man is asking him if he is going to register. Captain America then asks him for what he is going to register before running away from the stairs, Iron Man pursues him and finds him holding a poop hound in the air and a poop hound head. He throws a piece of snow at Captain America who in return throws the poop hound head at Iron Man and hides again for a bit before pursuing a crawling Iron Man and beating him with a shield, the clip then cuts out.

We later see him in the third skit, where he hides from Iron Man in a closet. Iron Man opens the closet and hits him with an umbrella multiple times before fleeing to the backyard. Captain America chases him with a poop hound once again and picks up snow with it and throws it at Iron Man. Captain America continues to do this until he runs into a fence and falls, hurting his back on some tree branches.

Captain America's second and last appearance is in IRON MAN VS CAPTAIN AMERICA. He wakes up in the morning and walks to the fridge where he takes a beer and a shopping list attached to the fridge with him. He then enters his car and drives to a Super Market, while there his cart bumps into Iron Man's and they share a small chat together. Iron Man asks Captain America if he is going to register and Captain America says that he is going to think about it. Captain America quickly leaves and we next see him putting his groceries in his car trunk, Iron Man appears and asks Captain America once again if he is going to register, Captain America once again says he is going to think about it since he doesn't really agree with the view. Iron Man then insults Captain America and steals his eggs.

Captain America then drives to a gas station and sees Iron Man again, he shows the superhero registration documents at Captain America before driving away. Captain America then strives home and enters through the garage door, suddenly Iron Man enters through the door too and asks Captain America for the last time if he is going to register, Captain America says no and a fight ensues. Iron Man repeatedly throws the stolen eggs at Captain America until he takes out a dog deodorant from his grocery bag and sprays Iron Man in the face. Iron Man screams and falls to the ground before being quickly picked up by Captain America, he punches Iron Man twice and throws him at nearby cardboard boxes. Iron Man then reveals that he has an illness and is going to die soon, due to this Captain America agrees to sign the registration act, and does so while Iron Man repeatedly throws eggs. After he is done signing, he throws the documents at Iron Man along with some cardboard and leaves the garage.
참이슬

2016년 4월 23일 오후 6시 10분경 소호가 "참이슬도 저도 없네요" 라고 댓글을 달았으나 30분도 안되어 등재되어 있는 인물

출처: 익키

개요
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고파스의 대표적인 악성 유저. 병신 중의 병신. 생명대 05학번. id: ismarin

## 활약상[편집]

* 2008년 등장한 것으로 알려져 있다. 2009년 3월 14일 익게 첫 포스팅 이후 본격적인 활동을 시작했으며 여자인 것처럼 속이기 위해 여게이행세를 하고 가짜 미니홈피와 가짜 인증 등을 이용하는 용의주도한 모습을 보였다. 따라서 2009년까지 여자인줄 알았던 고파서가 많이 있다.
* 2009년 말 상경하여 고파스의 수많은 네임드들과 친목을 쌓았고, 친게쉴드를 획득했다.
* 쓸데 없이 디씨에서 놀던 것 같은 익게이라지만 디씨는 가입조차 안했다고 한다.
* 주요 유명하긴 하지만 고펑과 vs 뜬것으로 유명
* 익게뿐만 아니라 호게 웃게 등에서 광역 어그로를 끌어 수많은 유저들의 원성을 샀으며 신음태그, 납치태그, 다운태그, 귀신태그 등의 글을 작성하여 밴을 밥먹듯이 당하게 되었다. 이에 월드컵기간 부부젤라mp3도배와 호게에 적절치못한 글을 올림으로써 영구밴을 당하게 되었다. 탈퇴 전까지 포인트1위 메이저의 탈퇴 이후 (메이저 43만5천 탈퇴) ismarin은 45만 포인트로, 탈퇴 상태는 아니기에 아직까지 고파스의 포인트 1위를 지키고 있다고 한다. 하지만 사용할 수 없기 때문에 의미없는 것은 마찬가지.
* 여게이인척 하며 초대형 낚시를 하다가 고펑에게 혼이 나기도 하였다. 추가로 고펑이 **참이슬**을 실제로 만나고 한 말은 **"아 씨발안녕하세요"** 라는 소문이 있다.
* 고냥이슬(id: ismarin)으로 마지막으로 남긴 친게글. [1]
* 딜도사건 및 부부젤라mp3로 영구밴을 당하고 난 뒤, **고냥이슬**이라는 닉넴으로 알지롱을 통한 고파스 복귀를 시도, 하지만 결과는 **고펑오빠 잘못했어요 저 이제 진짜 사고 안치고 얌전히 있을게요 레알이에요 제가 또 사고치면 진짜 저 손목 자르세요 살려주세요 저 고파스 못하면 울다 지쳐 죽어요** (관련링크 리플 41번). 사실은 죽으면서까지 떡밥을 날리려는 신의 한수였다는...
* 고펑이 운영자로 있는 알지롱에 가입해서 행패를 부렸다가 고펑에게 응징을 당했다. 이 때 탈퇴사유로 고펑이 적은 내용이 **"여기가 어디라고 깝침?"**[2] 참고로 고파스에 올라온 스샷은 참이슬 본인이 알지롱 서브계정으로 직접 캡쳐했다.
* bd53의 키배후 게임톡(구 네이버폰)에서 참이슬은 그의 목소리를 녹음한 후 익게에 뿌렸다. 조금만 불리해지면 고소드립치는 법대 종자들의 공갈에 질려 하드에만 남겨뒀다.
* 니나스게이트: 라랄라와 짜고 쿠도를 낚음으로써 일게에 공개사과를 할 수 밖에 없었다.[3][4]
* 화이트카라멜모카년 사건 : 화이트카라멜모카라는 아이디로 "남자는 군대에 3년 다녀와야 한다"는 주장으로 어그로를 끌었으나 이후 젠더-포니테일낚시사건에서 그가 참이슬이라는 것이 밝혀졌다. IP가 왜 참이슬과 같냐는 고펑의 물음에 **"헐... 우연의 일치거나 기분탓이겠죠."** 응수하였으나 영구밴을 당했다.
* 본인의 주장으로는 아이디가 33개가 있다고 하였으나 확인된 바는 없으며 최소 7개이상 가지고 있는 것으로 추정된다.
* 참이슬의 서브 아이디로 밝혀진 **챠밍(charming)**이라는 닉네임이 한동안 고펑의 묵인 아래 생존하였다.(이로 인해 고펑이 많은 익게이들에게 원성을 샀다.) 그러나 유치원게시판이 생기고 익게이를 선동하여 대량으로 유게행을 보낸 사건이 벌어졌을 때, 이를 앞장서서 선동질한 죄목으로 이 닉네임 역시 영구밴을 획득하였다. 이휴 닉을 "유딩"으로 변경, 다음 아이디인 "챠밍(charmlng)"과 함께 2중으로 활동하였다. (크리스마스 이후 "유딩"의 제재가 풀려서 유딩으로만 활동중)
* 비록 악성 유저로 많은 원성을 사고있지만 신적 존재로 묘사하며 찬양하는 고파서(익게이)가 적지 않음. 대표적 인물로는 호박고구마가 있음.

근황
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* 암적으로 고파서의 수많은 변화를 가져온 인물. 익명게시판의 검색 기능 차단 역시 참이슬의 작품.
* 최근까지 잠잠한 모습을 보이다가 최근 익키 개장이후 고파스나 익키에서 자주 보인다. 본 문서도 자주 편집하는 것으로 알려져있다.
* 키 170정도의 조용할 것처럼 보이는 피부좋은 긴머리의 생명대생, 마른 체형.
* 생긴 것과는 달리 입이 걸레다.
* 참이슬은 까야 제맛
* 키 180안되는 데 180된다고 깝침.
* 소호와 2014년 8월 31일 결혼
* 결국 어그로도 한때라는 것을 깨닫게 해 준 인물
Series

* Amazon Prime Time - James and Aleks give each other gifts which they bought on Amazon.
* Behind the Cow Chop - Behind the scenes footage of Cow Chop.
* CCTV - Cow Chop's exotic podcast.
* Channel Takeover - James and Aleks, and occasionally other members, play a certain video game related to an upcoming movie and then produce a skit afterwards.
* Cuphead - James and Aleks play Cuphead.
* Dark Souls 3 - James and Aleks dress up in Dark Souls costumes and take turns playing.
* Dark Souls 3: The Ringed City - James and Aleks play the Dark Souls 3 DLC.
* Foreign Import - James and Aleks import games from foreign countries and play them.
* Guinness World Records - The Cow Chop crew try to beat Guinness World Records.
* Heavy Rain - Aleks plays Heavy Rain Remastered while James supervises.
* Hidden Agenda - Aleks, James and Lindsey compete against each other in Hidden Agenda.
* Human: Fall Flat - James and Aleks play "Trevor Simulator" or Human: Fall Flat; a ragdoll, puzzle based game.
* I'll See It When I Believe It - Trevor, Joe, and Jakob do science related experiments and debunk events such as the Moon Landing.
* Live Action Adventures - Real life/Skits/Produced videos made by the Cow Chop crew.
* Monopoly - James, Aleks, Trevor, and Brett play on their custom Cow Chop monopoly board.
* Overcooked - James, Aron, Trevor and Aleks attempt to work together to create the most meals in Overcooked.
* Pit People - James and Aleks play Pit People.
* Pokemon GO - James, Aleks and Trevor go on Pokemon adventures throughout their town of Littleton, Colorado.
* Photoshop Battles - Members of Cow Chop face each other in Photoshop battles.
* Retroactive - James and Aleks bring in SEGA Genesis games from their childhood to play.
* Reddit Reaction - James and another Cow Chop member react to subreddits and the content on them.
* Sea of Thieves - James, Aleks, Brett and Asher sail the sea as pirates and complete quests.
* Shadow of the Colossus -  Aleks and Trevor play Shadow of the Colossus (2018 Edition)
* Shovel Knight Amiibo Co-op - James and Aleks play Shovel Knight Co-op using Amiibo.
* Spyfall - The Cow Chop crew dressed in appropriate attire, ask each other strategical questions with the purpose of discovering who the spy is.
* Virtual Reality Gameplay - Cow Chop plays various virtual reality games.
* Whoa, That’s a Let’s Play! - Trevor and Aleks play different games inside an RV as Brett drives them to the Grand Canyon
* What's In The Box - James and Aleks, and other members blindly guess what items they give to each other are in the box.
* Wrong Side of Youtube - James and Aleks search Youtube for its weirdest content.
* WWE 2K17 Tournament - As James plays the announcer, Cow Chop members go 1v1 in the ring to fight for the trophy.
* WWE 2K18 Tournament - The Cow Chop crew once again go on a 1v1 for the trophy, with James returning again for the announcer.
Cow Chop Wikia

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## Welcome to the Cow Chop Wikia!

Cow Chop is a gaming and comedy channel created by UberHaxorNova and ImmortalHD.

The duo were formerly part of The Creatures, another YouTube group, prior to leaving and creating Cow Chop which is apart of Rooster Teeth. The channel's name is a play on words of "Couch Co-op".

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Alec

**Alec Paul** is a former Cow Chop main cast member and production assistant, appearing in most content with Aleks and the rest of the crew. He was previously an intern, where he was supposedly doing some art for the channel.

## History

Alec made his first appearance in Adult Sex Swing and S\*\*\*, but was never formally introduced by name. He was then introduced by Aleks in Drift Trike where he helped paint the new shelf. He was also seen in Hot Sauce Original where he eats a plate of bread topped with hot sauce and dried bugs prepared by Aleks and Brett.

In a Reddit post for MEXICAN FOOD WEDDING CAKE, Brett replied to a comment where he references Alec as a "recent intern and now Production Assistant," indicating that he had been hired on to the team. Once that was announced, he made made various appearances in videos, making his first non-BTS appearance as the judge in OH, COWCUTTA!, Alec was also seen in BTS making thumbnails for the channel.

Alec started appearing more and more in content, even replacing James In Wrong Side of YouTube. Once James left Cow Chop, Alec was promoted to main cast, meaning that he did not have to do much work other than appear in videos with Aleks. Later on Jakob and Garrett started appearing more regularly as well. Alec and Jakob started OFFCANNY, their YouTube channel which they will pursue further once Cow Chop supposedly ends.

Alec left Cow Chop in October of 2019, planning to make OFFCANNY his priority.

Alec left OFFCANNY in early January of 2020. The reasons are displayed on the Cow Chop reddit.

## Gallery

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Monopoly

*"I don't know how to play Monopoly."*
―*Trevor*

**Monopoly** is a series where James, Aleks, Brett and Trevor play a custom Cow Chop Monopoly board on the Xbox One.

## Episodes

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 4

## Trivia

* *Trevor confirmed in "Family Pictures" that Stan is in fact still alive.*
* *The Monopoly board in this series was created by James. This is the second time James has made a custom board.*
* *The Xbox One's Kinect allows for photos to be taken while in-game.*
* *James stated in episode 2 that he is never going to play Monopoly ever again.*

## Quotes

* ***"Mandingo"** - Brett*
* ***"I don't know how to play Monopoly"** - Trevor*
* ***"Ma'am, I need to cut your baby's penis off...only part of it though."** - Trevor*

* ***"Looks like your paying up some of that ad revenue"** - James **"16 dollars"** - Brett **"Wow, that's how much they pay us in ads"**  - Trevor*

* ***"Ohhhh there's Young Pussi Boy Trevor"** - James*
* ***"Big pussy is the biggest meme on the board, man"** - Brett, to Trevor*
* ***"This is why you don't deal with a thimble"** - Aleks*
* ***"I just want to lose so I can leave"** - Trevor*
* ***"Why did we play this fucking game and why did I make this fucking board?!"** - James*
* ***"I just realized how fucking much I hate Monopoly"** - Aleks*

## Translations

***At the bottom of the description in these Cow Chop video there is one phrase, each in a different language that are sometimes related to that video. | The following are the translations for each video.***

**FAMILY PICTURES | Episode 1**

1. **Indonesian** → **English** - *"Over 250 million sets of Monopolies have been sold since its discovery and the game has been played by over half a billion people making it the most popular board game in the world."*

**BANKRUPT TRADE DEALS | Episode 2**

1. **German → English** - *"For example, in 1971, Phil Knight paid Carolyn Davidson $ 35 to create the Nike "Swoosh" logo. Today, the world's branding Interbrand Nike No. 25 is on the list of the top 100 most valuable brands in the world with an estimated value of over $ 13 billion."*

**ROLLING DOUBLES | Episode 3**

1. **Danish → English** - *"Despite its thick ice, Antarctica is classified as a desert because so little moisture falls from the sky. The inner regions of the continent receive an average of 2 inches (50 millimeters) rainfall - mainly in the form of snow - every year. More rain falls in the Sahara desert."*

**LAST ROUND | Episode 4**

1. **German → English** - *"The real person was Samuel Langhorne Clemens. When he began to write, he chose the Nom de Pen or the name of the Mark Twain pen. "Mark Twain" is a river boat term measuring two threads (12 feet) in depth: mark (measure) twain (two)."*