Preschool Shows Hall of Shame

> ***"**Goodnight, Bo! Sleep Forever! But if you wake up, You'll be in **the Preschool Shows Hall of Shame!"** -Motley Bossblob*
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The Preschool Shows Hall of Shame is the edgy brother of the Preschool Shows Hall of Fame, that takes place in BrainSpyro's multiverse. It consists of shows aimed to preschoolers that were hated by BrainSpyro and her gang. They'll consist of poor animation, an annoying plot, and irritating voive acting. The shows are listed below.

## The Shows

### The Bite-Sized Adventures of Sam Sandwich

I hate this show with a burning passion. It's the adventures of Sam Sandwich and his ugly sidekick Salad Lad. Sam f\*cks around his headquarters in the beginning of an episode. The live-action Dave gets a problem for the two to solve. Salad Lad, being the bastard he is, points out if a type of food "makes kids lazy". He does this in EVERY EPISODE! The animation is overall HORRIBLE. It's just......ugly.

### Super WHY!

Four fairytale friends go on failiure adventures and become reading-powered superheroes. (WHAT?) They go into classic fairy tales and ruin them. Like...what? The leader, Whyatt Beanstalk is dumb enough to change the story. This is baisically ruining the story itself! Alpha Pig is one of the allies who messes around with the alphabet. He's a construction worker, so don't make him attempt to rebuild Notre Dame, he'd become delicious bacon! Wonder Red is a word ending queen. Her power is...word? She sings her own song based on word endings. Expect her to sing about @$$. Princess Presto is not even a good mage at all. She can write in thin air. Woofster is a golden retriver who was added in the second season, who uses a dictionary full of complex crap. He has an irritating voice, for a dog of the most beutiful breed. Then Whyatt devoures the fourth wall, and forces you to become one of his allies. This is one of those shows that parents find annoying. VERY annoying.

### Boo!

I loved this show when I was little. But now that I'm older, I find it childish and annoying. It's just a televized game of hide and seek. They go into random places to find Boo, an obese patchwork thing. He's aside three of his friends. Laughing Duck, who has an irritating chuckle. Sleepy bear is extremely lazy, and lies anywhere he desires. Growling tiger looks more like a fursona, and less the big cat. He doesn't growl, he roars.But why the hell is his name "Growling Tiger" if he roars? When Boo is found, a game is played. The poor animation looks 2D, but it is 3D. Speaking of, the animation is VERY BAD.

### Bo on the GO!

I'm sure Generated Mechanicals/Yaili the Spongebob Guy wants this show in here. It's a workout show that follows the failiure adventures of a teenage girl named Bo (as she DOES proove there are too many blue-haired lords in the Fire Emblem series). I have no clue on the clumsy Dezadore "Dezzy" Dragon (since I am a dragon lover myself). But however, Wizard is my only favorite character out of this show. The reason is that he has a serious ammount of personality, his voice is very smooth, and most of all, he's voiced by legendary (but sadly deceased) Jim Fowler, who voiced Rex from the legendary Animal Mechanicals, which was animated by the same studio as this show I'm mentioning. The episode makes you get up with the teenager, and move around while kinda burning calories. I'd better reccomend Wii Fit or Ring Fit Adventure.