Slappy

Slappidiah "Slappy" Honker, also known as Uncle Slappy, is a supporting character in North Park and uncle of Drew.

## Slappy

### Relatives

Drew (niece)
Bongustus (Deceased brother)
Carrie Carey (Sister-in-law)
Nightmare Guy (sort of nephew)

## Background

Slappy is a clown, he was born into it, his parents were clowns, and his grandparents were clowns, and so on, his bloodline may or may not go back to the Jesters who served kings.

As a child Slappy earned the title of 'Class Clown' but this wasn't as good a thing as it usually is and this gave him trouble in school, his twin brother helped him with with his studies until he caught onto the basic fundamentals of learning.

Slappy dropped out of high school at the age of fifteen, he had skipped too many days performing plays at the North Park Train Station, and sneaking into Children's birthday parties, or any birthday party in general to perform his act of telling jokes, juggling and pratfalling, you simply could not keep him away from this sort of thing.

Two years after Slappy's brother, left college the two brothers started a small clowning business, Slappy had put in the most finances due to his success in clowning as a wayward teenager, not that he minded, the two brothers loved their life of hot pies, fast juggling, and lots and lots of beating each other with large fish for the entertainment of children and parents alike, for years they lived the good life, but it all changed one fateful day.

## Appearance

Slappy is an adult male of slightly overweight build. He frequently is seen in his clown getup, including pale white skin, a blue clown nose, purple spiked up balding hair, an ill fitting green shirt with a large red bowtie, and blue pants with red shoes. He is also noticeably hairy, with a visible 5 o'clock shadow. curiously, his body hair is also purple which implies he either naturally has purple hair, or he dyes his body hair purple.

## Personality

Slappy loves to laugh and he loves his job, he's always telling jokes or if that doesn't land using props, while he may do dangerous things, or put his niece in dangerous situations, he hates the idea of her getting hurt, to the point of being obscenely overprotective over the mildest of things.
Slappy can be a very relaxed person, only really getting high-strung and responsible when he needs to be his life reflects his work, lots of laughs and disturbing food choices that usually make people wretch at a glance like Macaroni and Jelly Beans, or cotton candied porkchops.

## Family

#### Drew

Drew is Slappy's niece he loves her with all his heart and several other organs, Drew is Slappy's everything.

#### Bongustus "Bongo" Honker

Slappy's brother who died in a terrible miming accident involving an invisible box without a door and Drew's Fath--Second Uncle.

#### Carrie

These two have a difficult relationship, needless to say, they do care about each other.

#### Nightmare Guy

The Freakish abomination who has been nothing but a burden to Slappy since he'd slithered out of Bongo's blood, screeching in eldritch tones and spoiling the earth around in, Slappy did the right thing of capturing the freak and locked him in the basement where he belongs.

## Relationships

#### Drew

Slappy's daughterniece they get along very well, Slappy is known to put her in dangerous situations, but if she is even in mild danger her will panic and throw a huff, as seen when he met Asimov's parental unit.

#### Asimov

Slappy dreads Asimov, he may act nice and cordial but whenever Drew says she is going to hang out with Asimov, Slappy needs to bake an anxiety pie, he doesn't hate Asimov, he's just terrified Drew will die with him, and he can't dwell on that idea because he'd be left with nothing.

#### Bongo

Bongo was, Slappy's younger brother, the two did absolutely everything together, when one of them got in trouble the other would willingly take the fall for him, they're twins, Bongo was the lankier tall one it wasn't all rainbows and stuff, the two disagreed on just about everything too Slappy being older would constantly try to rule it over his brother's head despite only being three minutes older, Bongo was coddled by their parents as they saw him as the 'runt' of the two, their relationship is best compared to the comedy greats of yesteryear like Bud Abbot and Lou Costello, Lucy and Ethel, and even Drake and Josh, Slappy deeply misses Bongo and doesn't have the heart to tell Drew the truth.

#### Nolan Iris

The whole town thinks Slappy has some weird Daddydom relationship with him because Nolan won't stop calling him daddy, Slappy doesn't have the heart to yell at the guy but he can't seem to take a hint when Slappy tries to politely ask him to stop.

#### Elmer Gency

The only person Slappy hasn't made smile or laugh publicly, like an obnoxious American Tourist trying to make a Royal Guard smile whenever Slappy sees Elmer he just HAS to try and make him laugh, Elmer has a very good poker face.

#### Hui-Feng Peng

Drew's teacher, and Slappy's once unrequited crush, the two are in a loving relationship, with ups and downs due to Drew and Song-Hui Peng, and well.. Let's be honest Hui kind of looks like a kid and a guy like Slappy gets looks from people because of it, at the very least on movie night she can use her looks to get the student discount.

#### Song-Hui Peng

Slappy makes Dakki very scared as he doesn't like clowns. He hates that Slappy makes advances with his mother and tries to have her attention all to herself. Slappy tries to treat him well, but the relationship is awkward at best.

#### Bobland

Slappy's best friend, yes they're best friends.. Yes they are, YES THEY ARE, if you edit this to say anything else you are confirming Slappy and Bobland are BFFs forever.

#### Carrie

Slappy's sister-in-law, not much is known about her besides when Slappy's brother died she dropped Drew off at his house and left North Park, she sends him alimony as compensation for Slappy caring for Drew, but he never cashes the checks.

#### Mute

You ever see a clown sweat profusely, tremble and begin to dry heave? You ever see a clown ever lose his composure and try to hit a child? Slappy hates Mute, simply because she doesn't speak, he's scared of her, he doesn't understand her, what could that girl be thinking, it doesn't help that when the two cross paths she stares at him, sometimes she smiles, what could that evil little girl be plotting against him? She is the only child in town that Slappy hasn't performed for, on her birthday.

#### Teeny Steeve

This little woodland piece of garbage doesn't have respect for clowning, after spying on Slappy like the pervert he is, Steeve mocked Slappy on the online message board Northchan and spouting certain things he doesn't know about, hasn't he ever watched Seinfeld? It's cold in Colorado, okay.. That's perfectly normal for a clown with his abdominal girth.

#### Maria Gurlukovich

Maria hates Slappy, as she has a strong hatred of clowns. Slappy isn't sure what he exactly did to upset her so much, though it may have been one of his Robophobic tirades. It does make playdates between Drew and Asimov awkward, however.

## Powers and abilities

#### Smile, Darn Ya, Smile

The ability to make most anybody laugh, or even smile.

#### I'm The Jugglenaut, Kid

Slappy can juggle just about anything balls, knives, chairs, even kids, or on the rare occasion parents if they're small enough or sitting on a chair.

#### Cream Pie Connoisseur

Slappy can make a perfect cream pie in under a minute, no baking required.

**Robophobic**

Slappy has a strong dislike for robots, and will often loudly disparage them.

## Gallery

It's a cannon.Slappy as a kid.Slappybros... not like this...