Grandpa E. Crankenheim

Crankenheims Presidential Portrait

### Relatives

Fenton Crankenheim (Son)Noah Crankenheim (Son)Clifford Crankenheim (Grandson)Gretchen Crankenheim (daughter) Titty B Mayhew (Baby Momma)Sadako (girlfriend)

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

ZeoTrax

Grandpa E. Crankenheim, Is the Titular Main Character in the Crankenheim show, and is technically the antagonist of the original story plot of crankenheim. he was created by ZeoTrax, and Klunt, and portrayed by zeotrax. Post Revolution, He is the Dictator of the world.

## History And Bio

Pre-Revolution, Crankenheim was a Grumpy old man with a shitty desk job in a shitty city with a shitty house. One fateful night, Crankenheims boss asked him to make a run to 7 eleven for a soda, and on the way there, Crankenheim accidentally ran over Gloobert Shmoobert, a Local Black man, and was Sent to court for Racism.

The court found crankenheim guilty, and sentenced him to 6 months of house arrest. Crankenheim felt hatred for the government, as he felt he had been wrongfully sentenced, and that he was no racist. so Crankenheim posted to facebook, that he was seceding from the united states with his sons, noah and fenton, and that his house was now its own country. The movement gained a following from many Alt-Right extremist groups, and Crankenheim quickly took control over his hometown, Southside. As Crankenheims militia grew, he Conquered area 51, And discovered secret technology, which enabled him to Clone his Grandson, Fenton, as many times as he wanted. So Crankenheim Executed his Militia, and stuck solely to relying on the Fenton Clones as his army.

Crankenheims Fenton army was Infinite, as long as he had the Cloning Machines, and he swiftly took control over the western half of the U.S.A, And made his way east, towards washington. Finally, Crankenheims Revolution ended on 6/07/2023, with the Siege of D.C, And The Battle for the Pentagon. Unfortunately, His Grandson, Noah, Died during the Battle at Area 51, Being shot by the U.S Military. Making Fenton A-01 his Right Hand Man.

Post Revolution, Crankenheim is Now the Dictator of the entire world. With his Incompetence as a true leader, Many Of the Older people alive Pre-Revolution Died, From various causes, such as Famine, Illness, Neglect, and Abuse from the F.C.C.A Officers. So With many Current adults in crankenheims empire Having been children during the revolution, they Grew up under his leadership, and Idolize him.

## Post-revolution (Modern Day)

The Year is 2045, Present day, and Crankenheims grip on the world is firm, but there have been cracks. Crankenheim Genetically modified the intelligence of orangutans, and they escaped into the wild, and have established a civilization in the Redcloth Desert, NV. these Orangutans have generationally grown into the Redcloth Tribe, and have been Mistreated, and treated poorly by crankenheim over the years. After crankenheim gave them Plastic food instead of real food as a prank, they have vowed revenge for the mistreatment they have recieved, and stole crankenheims Prized Windmill, and Taunted him with it.

Fenton's Son, Clifford, bombed the shit out of the redcloths, and led a full scale military assault on the redcloth desert, in a big fucking massacre of redcloths, in an effort to impress his father fenton, and his grandpa, crankenheim. It worked, and they gave him his own rank as a military general.

Crankenheim personally, spends his time playing with his monster high toys, and playing on his computer, and playing fortnite, and eating junk food. When he isn't busy being a dictator, (hes never busy, he makes fenton do all the work) he's sitting around doing nothing. he is such a child, that in 2024, he had the entirety of hawaii bulldozed, and turned into one giant amusement park, called Crankenland, which only he, and his family are allowed in.

## Trivia

* Crankenheim's Name was Originally spelled "Kräkenheim", and he was a one off character that we made for fun.
* Crankenheim is Played by ZeoTrax
* His suit used to be Green
* The Noid killed his Grandson
* His suit is purple because zeotrax thought it would be funny to make a five nights at freddys joke