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Titanium Tina

**Titanium Tina** was the daughter of Silver Bro, the granddaughter of **Titanium Tina** and thus the neice of Golden Joe.

## Biography

Near the beginning of the two-year City British Wrestling hiatus, she was born. When Silver Bro had his first returning match against Mable Syrup at the promotion, he replaced an image of him and Golden Joe on the Wrestletron with a picture of him holding her. He explained that she was too young to come to the match as of yet, but dedicated the match to her.

Later, In Bro's dressing room, he and her grandfather Platinum Pete looked at a photo of Bro holding her. Bro said he would win the championship for Tina. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

Her uncle Joe was reluctant to meet her for the first time, as he was afraid he would see Pete there, who he had previously assaulted. Joe implied that Bro would be in a tag team with Tina instead of him, despite the fact that she was two years old. Bro said he'd give it until she was five before he brought her into the promotion. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

In his Colossal Tussle match against Joe, Bro said he could not fail Tina. Midway through the match, Pete appeared at the top of the ramp with Tina, distracting Bro and allowing Joe to take advantage of him, putting him in a Full Golden. Bro tapped out when he saw Tina staring at him with wide eyes. After the match, Pete put Tina into the ring and she toddled over to her dad. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

## Behind the scenes

Tina is based upon Luke Owen's real life daughter. He brought her into the world during the pandemic and wanted to include her in the series.
Referee

The **referee** was an unnamed timid referee who worked for City British Wrestling. It is unclear whether CBW had the same referee for every match.

## Biography

He was first seen during Sunday Night Lightning when he halted a non-scheduled fight between Apex and The Denimatrix. Later, he came to get Kid Flippz for his match against The Denimatrix when he was talking to Tony the Milkman in the locker room. (*Welcome To City British Wrestling*)

The next week at Sunday Night Lightning, he was reffing a match between Apex and Kid Flippz when Kid's mother Doris hit him in the back of the head with a jar of Silky Bastard handcream to distract him. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)

Before Mr Donovan's match against The Denimatrix, Donovan intimidated the ref so much that he left the match, causing the fight to be extremely violent and gruesome. (*Kid Flippz Vs The Milkman*)

During the match for the Tag Team Champion title at the Colossal Tussle, Golden Joe executed a beautiful Full Golden move, which distracted him. This allowed Girder to sneak up behind Silver Bro and illegally attack him. When Kid Flippz pinned Tony the Milkman, Kid bellowed at the ref to count. To distract him in The Denimatrix's Championship match against Apex, Socratina posed a complex ethical question to him. (*The Colossal Tussle*)

When Jurgen Flopp fought Albert Hall at Friday Night Lightning, the referee saw Jurgen bring his wrench out and was able to get him to release his crossface on Albert. Later on, Jurgen was successful in striking Albert uncoonscious with the tool, but the ref saw it and so Jurgen hit him with a low blow with the wrench. Before the referee was able to end the match, Jurgen broke Albert's arms and thus enabled the match to end upon Albert's disqualification and not the referee's ruling against him. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

After Jurgen snapped Fred the Postman's neck, the ref ran in and Fred was declared winner by disqualification. (*Wrestlers' Court*)
Friday Night Lightning

Spoiler warning!*This page contains significant spoilers for large events in the CBW series. If you haven't watched the series yet, turn back now.*   **Friday Night Lightning**, formerly **Sunday Night Lightning**, was a weekly event managed by City British Wrestling.

It was held in different cities and towns around the UK each week, and usually involved some singles matches with the occasional tag team match, though these changed each time. It was initially held on a Sunday, but after a two-year hiatus it switched to Fridays.

On one night at Sunday Night Lightning, the event was held in Norfolk. On the schedule was a singles match between Tony the Milkman and Apex, followed by a tag team match between The Precious Metals and The Cockney Knockers, then another singles match in which The Denimatrix and Kid Flippz butted heads to stay in City British Wrestling. The Denimatrix lost, and was fired. (*Welcome To City British Wrestling*)

The next week, the event was held at Chester Colloseum. It involved three singles matches between Kid and Apex, Tony and Stretch Farmstrong, and Denimatrix and Socratina respectively. The first of these was not finished due to an interruption by Denim, who was later granted her return to City British Wrestling after her ladder match against Socratina. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)

The event following the Regal Wrangle was held in a large dusty industrial warehouse. There was a singles match between Kid Flippz and Silver Bro which was reffed by Golden Joe. There was another match between Tony and Christian Outrage that Kid attempted to interrupt and Tony won. A match between Denim and Mr Donovan was abandoned by the referee, leading to broken bones and an interruption by Apex. (*Kid Flippz Vs The Milkman*)

After a two-year hiatus, the event changed to be held on Fridays. The first Friday Night Lightning marked the appearance of Canadian Battle Champion Mable Syrup and thus a Night of Champions. Golden Joe fought The Denimatrix for the championship title, as did Silver Bro and Mable Syrup for the Canadian title. Kid Flippz fought The Fisherwoman, which led to his untimely death at the hands of the returning Jurgen Flopp. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)
The Spyderman

**The Spyderman** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion. He was a Turkish knock-off of Spider-Man who was well known by older CBW fans. Pete was the third person to take the role after his predecessor Dave died doing an entrance to a match.

## Appearance

He usually wore a Spider-Man outfit from head to toe. He had a bit of a paunch on him.

## Biography

### The Colossal Tussle

At the Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale, he swung down to the ring and sprayed cans of silly string. During the match, he caught Pontisaurus Fex's tail and used him to almost send Dragon Mask IV Dark over the ropes. Later, Fex tossed the superhero. He tried to clothesline Grout over the top rope, but she did a Showerbomb and attempted a Bathroom Stone move. He sprayed her in the face with silly string and clotheslined her again, then she did her Tile Driver finisher and threw him. He drop kicked her, and she fell over the top rope.

Spyderman silly stringed Cudge Mulligan, but Cudge ripped the string off him, smashed him with his barbells and threw him over the top rope. The superhero went for another Spyder-Canrana with a build-up and spray of silly string into the crowd. Cudge went cartwheeling across the ring as Spyderman tried to drop kick Fex. However, Fex did his Baptism of Fiery Destruction move and threw Spyderman out of the ring to face the Pontisaurus Fex's raptors, and they mauled him to death. (*The Colossal Tussle*)

## Entrances

His classic entrance was to swing down on some rope and spray cans of silly string into the audience. This was risky, and resulted in several deaths of previous Spyder-Men.

## Signature moves

* **Silly String** - Use of his cans of silly string to cover his enemies.
* **Spyder-Canrana** - A super-canrana.
Fourwarning

**Fourwarning** was a mech piloted by Archie Incorporated in the Cyber Battle Wars promotion. It was themed around being a gentleman robot, and often came into conflict with Piston Fairmont's Billionaire Playbot despite not having the advantage of an F chip.

> YOU FOUGHT THE FOUR BUT THE FOUR WON.
>
> Fourwarning, Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars

## Appearance

It was a huge (even for a robot) chrome steel giant wearing a red matallic cape and a smooth chrome head except for its red metallic mohawk.

## Biography

It wrestled in a match against Dani's The Fork which it began by intimidating her. On the bell, the Fork almost snapped its arm off off. It Fourheadbutted its opponent in return, then pulled its arms out and up. The Fork escaped but Fourwarning was able to maneuver it into the Fourture Rack. The Fork turned on its electric saw and cut straight through its chest up to its head, then buried itself deep within Fourwarning. It seemed to cry out in pain but stopped as the LEDs in its skull went out. It shut down, thus losing the match. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

> I GUESS YOU FOUND THE WINNING FOURMULA.
>
> Fourwarning, Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars

## Signature moves

* **Fourheadbutt** - A headbutt powered by the pistons in its neck.
* **Fourture Rack** - A submission move involving bending its opponent backwards.
CBW Podcast

Patreon content*The content that this article is about can only be found on the WrestleTalk Patreon. Please don't expand this article with information that hasn't been released to the wider public!*   The **CBW Podcast** is a podcast on the WrestleTalk Patreon in which members of the cast talk about what happened in each episode of City British Wrestling.

The podcast episodes for the first series were available on the previous No Rolls Barred Patreon, however this Patreon is now defunct and there is no way to access these episodes. Only the episodes for series 2 are currently available.
Wrestletron

The **Wrestletron** was a jumbotron screen used at City British Wrestling events.

Upon the entrance of Mr Donovan to his match against The Denimatrix, the Wrestletron was turned off. (*Kid Flippz Vs The Milkman*)

At a Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale, Dragon Mask IV Dark entered as a 70s anime opening played on the Wrestletron. (*The Colossal Tussle*)

When City British Wrestling returned after two years, Golden Joe's entrance included clips of what he had been doing over the last two years being played on the Wrestletron. When Denim retained the championship after a fight with Joe, QC appeared on the screen in front of a podium to congratulate her and introduce Mable Syrup. Silver Bro's entrance that day included a picture of him looking lovingly at Joe on the Wrestletron. However, this was replaced by him holding Titanium Tina, which angered Joe. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

The Wrestletron was black for Kid Flippz' funeral. Silver Bro's entrance, in an attempt to embrace Joe, had pictures of himself with both Tina and Joe on the tron. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

In an attempt to make the audience forget about his inability to ride a horse the previous week, Joe showed footage of himself learning to ride his new horse Steve on the tron in his Regal Wrangle entrance. (*A Regal Engagement*)

Rick Thunder's entrance to the Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale included a "previously on" segment of his adventures so far, shown on the Wrestletron. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

## Behind the scenes

The Wrestletron is a non-copyright version of the WWE's Titantron, and is sometimes mistakenly referred to as such.
Doggy Drizzlenut

## **Overview**

Doggy Drizzlenut is an infamous drug dealer located in Los Angeles, although he moved to Pee Pee Island to stay with his son, Smokey Sizzlenut. He is Smokey Sizzlenut's foster father. Doggy found Smokey wandering the streets of Newfoundland & Labrador and decided to make him his son (Smokey didn't have a choice). Doggy Drizzlenut is 53 years old, although he drank an anti-ageing potion he received from a mysterious man in an abandoned warehouse in Western Los Angeles.

## **Features**

Doggy's most notable feature is his brown durag, which he has never taken off. His clients recognise him through both the durag and his iconic moustache, which has never grown since he started growing facial hair.

## **Crimes**

Doggy Drizzlenut has committed more than 40 crimes, some of which are:

* Drug trafficking
* Sexual assault
* Battery on seven police officers
* Solo bank robbery in 2015, 2016 and 2018
* Tax evasion
* Public indecency

## **Appearances**

Doggy Drizzlenut has been seen a couple times in public, some of which are in:

* A Los Angeles drug store
* Puerto Rico searching for Brad Breastlenut
* His 44-million-dollar mansion in Brazil
* Disneyland in Florida

## **Facts**

* After facing sexual assault allegations four times, Doggy had the prominent figure D-Rack Obama cover for the crimes (which he did in fact commit). He moved into a 44-million-dollar mansion in Brazil with his stepsister in 2016.
* Doggy is most well-known for popularising the slang 'Yessirski' on Twitter after several meltdowns.
List of set references

This page lists references found on the set of series 2 of City British Wrestling, put together by set designer Rosie Nicholls.

## Identified objects

Calendar of March with "1000 Days of Apex" on the 30th (series 1 ended on the 30th March 2020)Tony the Milkman's Bavarian milkPontisaurus Fex's Blessed CrackersCalcium of the Calcium ChompionAn illustration of strongman Cudge MulliganThe Denimatrix's demWIN flagDenim's stiletto horns, post-removalDeserts of Chester postcard (*The Milkman's Retirement*)Photo of Doris and Kid FlippzDragon Mask IV Dark Pokémon cardFury Road, Kent postcard (Christian Outrage)QC, QC's GavelGirder's helmetGolden Joe fan photoGolden Joe's sunglassesA container of GroutA photo of Kid Flippz holding a glass of milkA photo of Kid Flippz in a milkman costumeKid Flippz's skateboardPhoto of King John (Edward VII in real life)*Kink and The Law - Know Your Limits* pamphlet (The Denimatrix)*Learn to Speak: Cement Mixer* (Pylon)*Learn to Speak: Pneumatic Drill* (Girder)Postcard for Little Glittering, Reading (Golden Joe and Silver Bro)Puddington, Yorkshire postcard (Kid, Tony, Boy Cow)*Put Up a Shelf with Apex*One of the shaman's two stone pots containing a hallucinogenicDoris' Silky Bastard hand creamSilver Bro's moustacheSilver Bro's silver medalSocratina's golden laurel wreath*The Amayzing Spyderman* comicThe Denimatrix's STARCH! cerealStretch Farmstrong and his pig, Lucky*Tai Your Chi with Mr Donovan*Valhalla Kadabra's Thick Heavy Viscous Fog, label in nordic runesA postcard for Whipsford, Reading (The Denimatrix)
Girder

**Girder** was a wrestler who was part of The Constructi-Bombs tag team with Pylon in the City British Wrestling promotion. She was able to make the sound of a pneumatic drill from her mouth.

## Appearance

She was an almost cuboid-shaped woman who was shaved completely bald and had large hands. She wore a black unitard, welding gloves, heavy steel toe capped boots and a hi-vis jacket.

## Biography

### The Regal Wrangle

When The Constructi-Bombs entered the Regal Wrangle, she was a Tag Team Champion. She punched The Denimatrix who collided into and almost eliminated Kid Flippz. Later, Silver Bro shoulder blocked her, but snapped his shoulder. She caught his Datson Double Axe and punched him repeatedly. Pylon accidentally punched her across the jaw. Bro and Golden Joe eliminated her after Bro judo chopped Pylon's arm. She attacked Joe, but Bro told her to leave. (*The Regal Wrangle*)

### The Colossal Tussle and losing the Tag Team Championship

Weeks later, The Constructi-Bombs entered their Tag Team Championship match against The Precious Metals on the sides of a large cement mixer, then pounded granite into the shape of a giant championship belt. She and Golden Joe were the starting legal wrestlers. She pulled him to the floor and stamped on him, so he pushed her over. He did a ForeJoe to hit her onto the mat. While he was distracted, she tagged in Pylon.

Further on in the match, Joe ForeJoed her in the jaw twice to stop Pylon tagging her in. When the referee was distracted, she snuck up on Silver Bro and squeezed his skull, which in turn distracted Joe from his fight with Pylon. She hit Bro on both sides of the head, cracking his skull, and tried to roll him into a ball. Joe shoulder dived her, which damaged his shoulder. She punched Joe's wound hard and took him out of the fight, but Bro pinned Pylon, and Girder thus lost both the match and the Tag Team Championship title.

She later allied with The Denimatrix for Denim's fight against Apex at the Colossal Tussle for the City British Champion title, backing her up as a woman of City British Wrestling alongside Pylon, Socratina and Grout. She celebrated with Denim when she won, and helped carry her out of the arena. (*The Colossal Tussle*)

## Signature moves

* **Wrecking Ball** - She barreled toward her opponent, curled up like a boulder.
Sickle

**Sickle** was a mech piloted by Alexei Tetris in the Cyber Battle Wars promotion. It lived inside the Hammer as a Russian Doll, who in turn was inside the Kremlin Krusader's chest. The Red Star was inside Sickle.

## Appearance

Ciskle had sickles for hands and a compartment in its chest that housed the Red Star.

## Biography

In his surprise match against Piston Fairmont's Billionaire Playbot, Alexei Tetris released the Russian Dolls from the Kremlin Krusader. They executed the Taptris, with Sickle sickling away at one of the Playbot's hands. It was taken under the arena after the match by the Quantum Computer.

It entered alongside the Krusader and other Russian Dolls to their rematch against the Playbot some time later, before returning to the Krusader's chest. During the match, the Playbot ripped the Krusader's chest apart and crushed all three Dolls with its manicured hands. With a pop, crackle and high pitched squeak, the robots were compacted into a misshapen ball. They were later sealed in palladium following the Playbot's Wealthbrat move. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

## Signature moves

* **Russian Dolls** - Hammer emerged from the Kremlin Crusader and then released Sickle and the Red Star.
* **Taptris** - The Russian Dolls and the Krusader pulled on its opponent's limbs as a submission move.
Golden Joe (song)

**"Golden Joe"** was a song by Golden Joe.

Joe debuted the song at the Colossal Tussle for his match against Silver Bro. He burst out from behind a banner to sing it, and continued singing in the ring at Bro. An ad came up on the Wrestletron that said '"Golden Joe" by Golden Joe. Available in all casette shops now.' (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

## Lyrics

*Nothing left to make me feel small*
*Luck has left me standing so tall*

*I am Joe (Joe!)*
*Always believe in your Joe*
*You've got the power to know*
*I'm indestructiJoe*
*Always believe in me*

*Joe (Joe!)*
*I'll- you bound to return*
*Something I could have learned*
*I'm indestructiJoe*
*Always believe in me*

*After the rush has gone*
*I hope you find a little more time*
*Remember we were partners in crime*

*It's only two years ago*
*The man with the suit and the face*
*There on the case*

*Now he's in love with you, he's in love with you*
*Love is like a high prison wall*
*But you don't leave me standing so tall*

*I am Joe (Joe!)*
*Always believe in your Joe*
*You've got the power to know*
*I'm indestructiJoe*
*Always believe in me please*

*I am Joe (Joe!)*
*Always bzuzuuz turn*
*Something I could have learned*
*I'm indestructiJoe*
*Always believe in meeeeee*
*Meeeeeeee*

## Behind the scenes

The song is of course a cover, or more accurately a sing-over-the-original-lyrics cover, of Spandau Ballet's "Gold".
Stable Stirrup

**Stable Stirrup** was a Sable pony from Sable Island, owned by Mable Syrup.

## Biography

Stirrup was present for Mable Syrup's match against Silver Bro at Friday Night Lightning. Mable rode down to the ring on him, accompanied by Sargeant Beaver Bark, throwing sugar cubes to the crowd from a bag. During the match, Mable whistled for Stable but the horse had found the bag and was eating all the sugar. After Mable won, she rode out on a sugared-up Stable. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

When Mable entered the ring to answer children's questions for the "Be a Champion" program, Stable sat like a dog while SBB stood like a horse.

Later, Golden Joe tried to ride out of the ring after humiliating himself in front of Silver Bro and The Transatlantic Champions, but the horse bucked him off. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

SBB appeared with Stable Stirrup at Mable's fight with Quotidian Pain, but heard her speak in her true British accent. The pair looked at her as if they did not recognise her and walked away from the ring, seemingly forever. (*Wrestlers' Court*)
Screenshot

**Screenshot** was a mech in the Cyber Battle Wars promotion, described as a gigabyte gunslinger. It wielded two robotic six shooters.

> Allow me to improve you gun time!
>
> Screenshot, Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars

## Biography

In The Fork's seventy fourth match, it defeated Screenshot by deflecting its bullets then reversing into it with its electric saw. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
Bob Villain

Bob next to Pontisaurus Fex and Rick Thunder. Art by Joenell Luma

**Bob Villain** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion. He was an evil rockstar.

> I contain multitudes!
>
> Bob Villain, The Colossal Tussle II

## Appearance

Bob dressed in all black but was covered in dust from the highway. He held a guitar and carried a honky-tonk piano in his pants.

## Biography

Bob was on the roster for a Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale. He entered alongside gusts of leaves and a tumbleweed, and played his guitar unhappily before plonking himself down on the floor. On the bell, he attempted to give Sob Ross the Beat Poet Beating. However, Sob employed his Pity Party move and Bob was almost forced over the ropes. His Knock Knock Knockin' On Heaven's Door move didn't land and his Scrappy Guitar move, which put Sob's head through the instrument, was interpreted by Sob as a gift.

Later, when Pontisaurus Fex had a rest, Bob saw this as an audience and began playing his sweet honky-tonk piano. In response, Fex tried to bite Bob but accidentally slashed through the harnesses holding the Colossal Russell replica trophy and was crushed by it. Bob rocked out.

Rick Thunder later attacked Bob, who said "I contain multitudes!" and pushed Rick away before trying his Like a Rolling Stone move. Rick flipped Bob over to reverse the move. Bob jumped off the top rope for the Make You Feel My Love, but Rick caught him and Thunder Bombed him. Bob crowd surfed back into the ring and gave Rick the Mouth Organ, then a Hurricane. After recovering from a near elimination, Bob's next move was the Hey There Mr. Tambourine Man, but he accidentally smashed the tambourine over his own head and eliminated himself. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

## Signature moves

* **Beat Poet Beating** - A punch through a notebook filled with writing.
* **Knock Knock Knockin' On Heaven's Door** - He grabbed his opponent's head and smashed it against the turnbuckle three times.
* **Scrappy Guitar** - He began playing his guitar and hit his opponent over the head with it.
* **A Simple Twist of Fate** - Having put his opponent's head through the body of a guitar, he twisted them over using the instrument's neck and smashed their head on the mat.
* **Honky-Tonk Piano** - He played his opponent's arm like a piano, causing significant bruising with his strong fingers.
* **Like a Rolling Stone** - He rolled into a ball and barreled toward his opponent.
* **Make You Feel My Love** - He landed on top of his opponent before laying on top of them and jiggling.
* **Mouth Organ** - He put a harmonica in his opponent's mouth and punched them in the stomach to make a noise.
* **Hurricane** - A twisty flippy.
* **Hey There Mr. Tambourine Man** - He smashed a tambourine over his opponent's head and used this to throw them out of the ring.

## Behind the scenes

Bob Villain is a parody of famous American singer-songwriter Bob Dylan. Most of his moves are based on the names or lyrics of his songs.
Doris

**Doris** was the mother of Kid Flippz and wife of Tony the Milkman. She has been present for all of Kid's wrestling matches to show support for him, and sometimes interferes with the match so her son can win by throwing handcream. As of *The Milkman's Retirement*, she was 57 years old.

## Biography

### Meeting Tony and motherhood

She met Tony the Milkman when he was on the milk round. Her house became his favourite place to stop, and she was his biggest tipper. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)

Doris waited in the stands until the end of Tony the Milkman's Calcium Chompionship match against Jurgen Flopp. After the match, she showed him a baby boy; Kid Flippz. Tony assumed the boy was his. (*Wrestlers' Court*)

Kid Flippz once said he was "raised by a good woman" to respect his elders and protect his friends. (*Welcome To City British Wrestling*)

Another time when Tony was on his rounds, he stopped at Doris' house and rang the bell. Doris answered the door with Kid tugging on her skirt. After saying he would teach Kid to wrestle, Tony taught Kid the other half of his move the Full Churn, using her to practice on. (*The Regal Wrangle*)

### Supporting her husband and son

She was present at a Sunday Night Lightning match between Kid and Apex. When Apex was holding Kid up by the throat, she threw a jar of Silky Bastard handcream at the referee's head so Kid could kick Apex in the bollocks. Later, she and Kid were present beside Tony's hospital bed when Bitch Doctor told them that if Tony tried to wrestle again, he may die. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)

She was in the crowd again at The Regal Wrangle and witnessed Tony and Kid work together after Tony saved Kid from being knocked out of the ring. She cheered them on. After Tony was carried away by Fight Nurse and Kid eliminated Pylon, she and Kid nodded at each other. (*The Regal Wrangle*)
Colossal Russell

**Colossal Russell** was a wrestler deemed "the greatest giant in City British Wrestling history".

The traditional Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale match was created in his memory and was fought every year at the Colossal Tussle, an event likely also named after him. This was a mark of extreme respect. For the match, a life-size replica statue of Russell was used and passed between victors as a trophy. (*The Colossal Tussle*, *The Colossal Tussle II*)
Fight Nurse

**Fight Nurse** was one of City British Wrestling's resident medical staff, alongside Bitch Doctor.

## Appearance

He was a 7'6" tall, 4'0" wide muscular man who looked as though he had been stitched together from other wrestlers. He wore a small apron with a Red Cross on it, and a little nurse's hat.

## Biography

After a particularly gruelling match, Tony the Milkman lay in a hospital bed, being attended to by Bitch Doctor and **Fight Nurse**. Fight Nurse handed Bitch Doctor some test results so Bitch Doctor could tell Tony and his family that if Tony tried to wrestle again, he may die. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)

When Tony overdid the full churn on The Denimatrix during The Regal Wrangle, he passed out and Kid called for medical help. Fight Nurse came in and shielded Tony from the rest of the wrangle before Kid made the decision to get the nurse to carry him out of the ring. (*The Regal Wrangle*)

When Golden Joe beat Platinum Pete unconscious with the Tag Team Champion belt at the Colossal Tussle, he put Pete on a stretcher and carried him up the ramp with Silver Bro in tow. (*The Colossal Tussle*)

After Jurgen Flopp knocked Albert Hall out cold and broke his arms using his Rinderverstümmelung finisher, thus disqualifying him, Fight Nurse came upstage with a one-handed stretcher and struggled to get Albert onto it. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

When Jurgen snapped Fred the Postman's neck, he and Bitch Doctor came with a stretcher; Fight Nurse declared him alive, at least, and they carried him out. (*Wrestlers' Court*)

Upon the death of Tony the Milkman, he and Bitch Doctor burst down the ramp. They carried him out of the ring on a stretcher. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)
Canada

**Canada** was a country. A province in Canada was Saskatchewan, as was French Canadia.

Canadian Battle Wrestling was a promotion in Toronto in Canada before it was acquired and dissolved in the mid-1990s by City British Wrestling. Mable Syrup was a wrestler in the promotion, as was Quotidian Pain. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

In the year 3000 AD, Piston Fairmont called the Russian Alexei Tetris a "foreign menace", believing his accent to be Canadian. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
Mechaman Andrew Vicious

**Mechaman Andrew Vicious** was a wrestler that was part of the Cyber Battle Wars promotion. He was a mamber of the Mechapowers tag team and enemy of Mass Maxwell and his New World Droider.

He had a feud with Mass Maxwell before they year 3000, which ended with him exploding due to a fuel problem. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
Duke Spookem

**Duke Spookem** was a spooky wrestler at City British Wrestling. He had a horse named Nightmare and was thus known as the Headlock Horseman.

> I pity the ghoul that messes with Duke Spookem!
>
> Fats Bonebreaker, A Regal Engagement

## Appearance

Duke had no head. He had a big starch collar which he wore as part of his costume of fancy old-timey ghost clothes.

## Biography

He fought in a Regal Wrangle. He entered riding Nightmare as pumpkins descended, and lobbed a flaming jack-o-lantern into the ring to cast a ghostly orange hue. Golden Joe offered to be his tag team partner with the team name "Golden Joe and Friend", then went to hit Duke over the head, forgetting he didn't have one. Duke hit him back. Sargeant Beaver Bark barked uncontrollably at Duke and chased him around the ring for most of the match, until The Denimatrix smoothly shredded his calf with her heel. His leg seemed to dissapear and he switched to hopping. Mable launched him out of sight with a Bunny Hug, eliminating him. (*A Regal Engagement*)
The Transatlantic Champions

**The Transatlantic Champions** were a relatively short-lived tag team made up of Mable Syrup and The Denimatrix.

The team formed in an attempt to take the Tag Team Champion title from The Precious Metals during an episode of Friday Night Lightning. They failed after Mable was pinned by Silver Bro. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

The team soon split as animosity grew between the two over Mable's true identity, and they ended up fighting in a title unification match at the end of the Colossal Tussle. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)
Quantum Computer

The **Quantum Computer** was a great artificial mind that oversaw the Cyber Battle Wars promotion in the year 3000 AD. It communicated through the Futuretron by way of a quantum wave. It was a counterpart of City British Wrestling's QC.

Following a fight between Archie Incorporated's Millionaire Fund Robot, Piston Fairmont's Billionaire Playbot and Alexei Tetris' Kremlin Krusader, the lights went off and the Computer addressed the surviving wrestlers. It declared what had happened in the fight "unacceptable" and whisked them downstairs to resolve the issue. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

Later, it reappeared on the Futuretron before The Fork's match against Fourwarning to tell Dani that if she won her one hundredth match, it would be granted a chance in the ring with the immortal Mass Maxwell. Upon her victory in the match, the Computer congratulated Dani and said the Fork had won its chance against Mass. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
Hammer

**Hammer** was a mech piloted by Alexei Tetris in the Cyber Battle Wars promotion. It lived inside the Kremlin Krusader's chest as a Russian Doll alongside Sickle and the Red Star.

## Appearance

Hammer had hammers for hands and a compartment for Sickle to emerge from.

## Biography

In his surprise match against Piston Fairmont's Billionaire Playbot, Alexei Tetris released the Russian Dolls from the Kremlin Krusader. They executed the Taptris, with Hammer smashing one of the Playbot's hands. It was taken under the arena after the match by the Quantum Computer.

It entered alongside the Krusader and other Russian Dolls to their rematch against the Playbot some time later, before returning to the Krusader's chest. During the match, the Playbot ripped the Krusader's chest apart and crushed all three Russian Dolls with its manicured hands. With a pop, crackle and high pitched squeak, the robots were compacted into a misshapen ball. They were later sealed in palladium following the Playbot's Wealthbrat move. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

## Signature moves

* **Russian Dolls** - It emerged from the Kremlin Crusader and then released Sickle and the Red Star.
* **Taptris** - The Russian Dolls and the Krusader pulled on its opponent's limbs as a submission move.
Stretch Farmstrong

Art by Joenell Luma

**Stretch Farmstrong** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion. He was a very friendly and patient wrestler from Yorkshire. He owned several animals and had a few farmhands.

> Time to do some Grievous Bodily Farm.
>
> Stretch Farmstrong, The Milkman's Retirement

## Appearance

   Farmstrong wore denim overalls and a straw hat. He often chewed pieces of wheat. He was very muscular and large.

## Biography

### Sunday Night Lightning

Tony the Milkman went up against Stretch in a singles match. He arrived on a big tractor with his little pig. After many punches, he eventually managed to get Tony in a Furrowed Plow but Tony reversed this. Tony then began performing the Full Churn which made Stretch tap out, causing him to lose the match. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)

## Signature moves

* **Furrowed Plow** - A walking version of the Boston crab.
Cyber Battle Wars (promotion)

**Cyber Battle Wars** was a wrestling promotion in 3000 AD, defined by its advanced technology and use of machines in wrestling.

Due to a dependency of humans upon technology, extreme urbanisation, industrialisation and resultant pollution, people had been driven indoors. The overinflated population under the technocratic hierarchy only worked, ate and slept until Cyber Battle Wars met their need for entertainment. Because people had turned their backs upon humans for live entertainment, remotely operated mechanised wrestlers became the new wrestling norm.

## Roster

Because almost all wrestlers in the promotion were mechs, these wrestlers are listed with the name of the robot followed by the name of its pilot in brackets.

* Billionaire Playbot (Piston Fairmont)
* Bytemare
* Danger Zone (Rick Thunder)
* Dogmatic
* Firewall
* The Fork (Dani)
* Fourwarning
* Kremlin Krusader (Alexei Tetris)
* Mass Maxwell
* The Millionaire Fund Robot (Archie Incorporated)
* Netcracker
* Red Scare (Timote Quickniev)
* Screenshot
* Transfarmer

## Rules

There were several rules enforced by the robo-refs at the promotion. These included:

* No interfering with another robot's mechanics. This was deeply frowned upon.
Grout

**Grout** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion. She was a gross woman who was themed around toilets, and was the supervillain enemy of The Spyderman.

## Appearance

She was 650 pounds in weight and wet. She wore a previously white boilersuit covered in various stains.

## Biography

### The Colossal Tussle

At the Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale, Grout entered to the overwhelming noise of every toilet in the building flushing at once, and arrived in a giant toilet on wheels. During the fight, Dragon Mask IV Dark launched himself across the ring to headbutt Grout and almost knock her out of the ring. Despite this, she attempted her move Splashback. Dragon Mask jumped high and stomped on her back, but found himself absorbed by her body and constricted before she attempted to throw him over.

Later, The Spyderman attacked her. He clotheslined her over the top rope, but she climbed back over and did a Showerbomb. He countered this and threw her over the rope a second time. She attempted a Bathroom Stone move but he sprayed her in the face with his silly string and clotheslined her once more. She performed her Tile Driver finisher, but he drop kicked her and she fell over the top rope, eliminated. She was subsequently mauled by Pontisaurus Fex's velociraptors.

She later joined The Denimatrix for Denim's fight against Apex at the Colossal Tussle for the City British Champion title, backing her up as a woman of City British Wrestling alongside Girder, Pylon and Socratina. She celebrated with Denim when she won, and helped carry her out of the arena. Socratina was able to counteract her stink. (*The Colossal Tussle*)

## Signature moves

* **Splashback** - A flop onto the opponent with a splash.
* **Showerbomb** - A powerbomb.
* **Bathroom Stone** - Involves coming up behind the opponent and flipping them over.
* **Tile Driver** - A pile driver.
Puddington

**Puddington** was a town in the county of Yorkshire in the United Kingdom.

After his defeat at the hands of Auntie Earwig, Boy Cow moved from the Wild West to Puddington to start a new life. (*Welcome to Colorado Buckshot Wrestling*)

Puddington was the hometown of Kid Flippz, Tony the Milkman and Doris in the mid-90s. (*The Regal Wrangle*)
The Precious Metals

**The Precious Metals** were a tag team made up of Golden Joe and Silver Bro.

The team fell apart after Joe attacked Platinum Pete when they won the Tag Team Championship belt. (*The Colossal Tussle*, *Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

After two years, during Joe's trial for attacking Pete, the team reformed temporarily to defeat The Prosecutioner. However, Bro's heart was not in it and Joe lost the match. The team split up once more and the two fought each other at the Colossal Tussle. (*Wrestlers' Court*, *The Colossal Tussle II*)
The Pearly Queen

**The Pearly Queen** is a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion. She was part of The Cockney Knockers tag team with her husband, Geezer. She often spoke in a cockney accent with rhyming slang to boot.

## Appearance

She wore a two-piece black suit decorated with pearls from top to bottom.

## Biography

### Sunday Night Lightning

She was first seen when The Precious Metals (Golden Joe and Silver Bro) went up against The Cockney Knockers (she and Geezer) in a tag team match to fight for a place in the Tag Team Championship match at the Colossal Tussle.

When Geezer first tagged in The Pearly Queen, she tried to sweep his legs but couldn't. Golden Joe attempted a BullJoe which also failed against her. When tagged in, Bro put her in a headlock and shoulder blocked her twice before attempting a Stinger Splash, but this failed and he ended up in her nose lock. He dragged himself over to tag Joe back in, who hit the Queen with a Joeline. She tagged in Geezer again who eventually collapsed from exhaustion, which caused The Cockney Knockers to lose. (*Welcome To City British Wrestling*)
City British Wrestling (promotion)

**City British Wrestling** was a wrestling promotion in the United Kingdom. It was headed by QC, who was backed by a shady management. It operated from at least the mid-1960s and continued through the 1990s.

It had a classic and iconic colour scheme of red, white and gold. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

The promotion took a two-year hiatus following a Colossal Tussle event in the 1990s. During this time, it acquired and dissolved Canadian Battle Wrestling, a Canadian promotion. The British promotion kept only Mable Syrup from the Canadian roster. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)
Canadian Battle Champion

The **Canadian Battle Champion** was the championship title of Canadian Battle Wrestling.

Mable Syrup was the last holder of the title before the acquisition and subsequent dissolution of the Canadian promotion by City British Wrestling. She retained the title upon her transfer to the British promotion, and this was used to justify her introduction during the Night of Champions at a Friday Night Lightning event. Mable thus became one of two championship title holders in the promotion alongside The Denimatrix. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)
Lydia Tetris

**Lydia Tetris** was a scientist and roboticist who was the mother of Alexei Tetris. She was the original developer of the Tetrip, also known as the F chip after it was taken by Fairmont Robotics in a case of alleged fraud.

On her death bed in her home, she refused to drink, despite her son Alexei trying to take care of her. She had many wounds. On her wall, she had newspaper clippings about her work in robotics and the science field. Another space on the wall held blueprints for the Tetrip. As she took her dying breath, Alexei vowed to both avenge her and restore honour to the Tetris name. He resolved to build a Tetrip himself and go to wrestle Piston Fairmont at Cyber Battle Wars. Lydia then closed her eyes forever, and passed away. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
Rick Thunder

Rick next to Bob Villain. Art by Joenell Luma

   **Rick Thunder** was a time-travelling 90s action hero wrestling fighter pilot, seemingly from a daytime high-concept TV show, accompanied by his shapeshifting sentient jet friend Danger Zone. He was enemies with Red Scare, and had a season one love interest, Julie Lovely.

> My name's Rick Thunder, and this is my sentient jet best friend, Danger Zone.
>
> Rick Thunder, Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars

## Biography

### Bermuda Triangle incident

When Rick and his trusty wingman Tim Quick were pursuing a hostile aircraft, Red Scare, to the Bermuda Triangle while trying to protect 90s America, Thunder and his Danger Zone jet flew into a spacetime anomaly and were transported to the year 3000. Stuck in the future and out of time, Rick and Danger Zone would have to wrestle to find a way back home. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

### Cyber Battle Wars

One of Rick and Danger Zone's matches, which they partook in to earn money to get Piston Fairmont to build them a time machine, was against Mass Maxwell. Danger Zone almost ended the fight quickly with a dragon phoenix 1080 splash finishing move but electrical sparks emanated from both the jet and Rick's control panel, causing Danger Zone to land upside down. Mass won, and whispered to Danger Zone that if they managed to time travel, they should stop him becoming the way he was today. Rick resolved to find out what the blue sparking was, but saw an orange and purple pulse coming from Danger Zone's engine as it flew away. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

### Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale

Rick walked into his first appearance at City British Wrestling for the Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale. The Wrestletron caught the audience up on what had happened previously.

During the match, Pontisaurus Fex dive-bombed him and chewed him up, then tail swiped Rick away. Rick used the wings of his coat to sail back into the ring, landing on Fex to ride him. He charged Fex towards Valentina Ihavonich, who instead put Rick in the Boston Crabergé Egg before attempting to flip him out of the ring. Rick used Fex's tail to swing back in and dropkick The Phlegm Fatale but slid straight off her mucus and was unable to offer any resistance.

After Fex had been killed, Sob Ross approached Rick and they talked about losing their best friends. Rick spoke of losing Danger Zone, but blanked Sob's reply and instead went for Bob Villain. After a long back-and-forth of various moves, Bob eliminated himself by mistake. Rick then airplane spun Sob in an attempt to eliminate Phlegm. However, she used the Sunsnot Boulevard on him, throwing him out of the ring one last time. A space-time portal opened up, Rick fell through, and it closed behind him. He was eliminated. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

## Signature moves

### With Danger Zone

* **Danger Zone** - A finishing dragon phoenix 1080 splash.

### By himself

* **Thunder Bomb**
* **Barrel Roll**
Canadian Battle Wrestling

**Canadian Battle Wrestling** was a Canadian wrestling promotion in the 90s. It was Mable Syrup's former promotion.

The company was known for its adherence to the rules. It denoted legal and illegal moves, something that other promotions did not do. Its championship title was the Canadian Battle Champion.

City British Wrestling acquired and dissolved Canadian Battle Wrestling at the end of its two-year hiatus. The British promotion kept only Mable Syrup from the Canadian roster, who was the Canadian Battle Champion at the time. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)
Colossal Tussle (event)

The **Colossal Tussle** was an annual City British Wrestling event.

During the event, there was usually a Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale in memory of the founder Colossal Russell, followed by a Tag Team Championship match and the main City British Championship match. Other high profile matches also took place.

## Behind the scenes

The Colossal Tussle is CBW's version of WrestleMania. In fact, it was the original name for the show, thought up by Vince McMahon.
The Fisherwoman

A CAW of The Fisherwoman by David Bough

**The Fisherwoman** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion. She was themed around fishing, and made many puns to that effect.

> Argh! Minnows!
>
> The Fisherwoman, Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling

## Appearance

She was a giant of a woman, equal to Albert Hall in stature.

## Biography

She had a match against Kid Flippz, which she entered on a fishing boat over a sea of water around the ring. She stepped from the cabin with a fishing rod and net of dead fish, ate the head of one of them, then leapt into the ring. During the match, Kid used many special moves on her. When he tried a Smells Like Teen Spirit Bomb, she crushed him under her weight. She used her Catch of the Day move to throw him into the water by his jaw. When Kid tried his Heart Shaped Floppz finisher, a lantern Jurgen Flopp had loosened fell on him and killed him. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

## Signature Moves

* **Catch of the Day** - A Fish Hook, like a choke slam using her opponent's jaw.

1. ↑ The Fisherwoman was said to be "of the same stature as Albert Hall," who was himself over 7 feet tall.
Netcracker

**Netcracker** was a mech in the Cyber Battle Wars promotion, described as a silicon soldier.

## Appearance

Netcracker was a silicon robot dressed as a toy nutcracker soldier.

## Biography

In The Fork's fifty seventh match, it defeated Netcracker by pulling its jaw off with its forklift, then cracking its legs open. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
The Phlegm Fatale

Phlegm next to Sob Ross and Pontisaurus Fex. Art by Joenell Luma

**The Phlegm Fatale** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion. She was happy to drip snot and mucus everywhere. She was deeply religious, being Snotestant.

## Appearance

She was seven and a half feet tall and perfecly proportioned, with sultry long legs. She wore a dress completely made out of mucus, created by the snot coming from her nose.

## Biography

At the Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale, Phlegm appeared under a spotlight and began singing, flinging snot into the audience.

During the match, Rick Thunder tried to dropkick her but slid off her mucus. He tried to swing Pontisaurus Fex into her, but she and Fex had an allegiance as she was deeply Snotestant. Later, Rick airplane spun Sob Ross in an attempt to eliminate Phlegm. However, she used the Sunsnot Boulevard on Rick, throwing him out of the ring and eliminating him instead. She tried the Postman Always Coughs Twice on Sob and swung him over the top rope, eliminating him too.

As the only two left, Phlegm and Valentina took part in some small talk about borscht. Phlegm attempted to wrap her in mucus and leave her under the stage lights until it was crusty and hard, but Valentina escaped. After a long back-and-forth, Valentina told Phlegm to "just go"; Phlegm was convinced by the argument and left the ring, eliminating herself. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

## Signature moves

* **Alfred Hitchsnot** - A headlock while dripping snot onto her opponent's face.
* **Perfect Slime** - She picked up her opponent and threw them out of the ring.
* **Sunsnot Boulevard** - Another throw out of the ring, but with added stringy snot that caused her opponent to be operated like a puppet.
* **The Postman Always Coughs Twice** - She coughed chesty phlegm in to her opponent's face to blind them before using the phlegm to swing them over the top rope.
* **Double Indemnisnotty** - She sneezed on her opponent's feet, causing them to slip over.
* **Lemslip** - She made her opponent slip on her fluids.