Luau Larry

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Luau Larry's

## Description

Luau Larry is a vendor in Copacabana and other towns. He sells items costing Red Beans such as pets and special calldowns.

## Items offered

 **Description:** | * *"Increases all xp gains by 20%"*

 **Description:** | * *"Increases all xp gains by 20%"*

 **Description:** | * *"Increases all xp gains by 20%"*

 **Description:** | * *"Thank you for supporting Firefall!"*

 **Description:** | * *"You feel a fire burning inside!"*

 **Description:** | * *"A rechargable teleportation device"*

 **Description:** | * *"Your own personal Tiki pet, Boon Boon loves you. Always."*

 **Description:** | * *"Your own personal Tiki pet, Nanu may or may not be a Chosen plant to spy on you."*

 **Description:** | * *"Your own personal Tiki pet, Oi compensates for his small size with a big attitude."*

 **Description:** | * *"Call down a Cobra R-54 cycle"*

 **Description:** | * *"Places a glider pad at the targeted location"*

 **Description:** | * *"Call down the Tiki torch for an instant party. How many can you get to dance?"*

## Quotes

* "I bet you didn't know this about me but I'm also a licensed hair stylist. Yea man... where do you think I meet all the ladies?
* "I can tell you're someone who likes some music. Am I right? Of course I'm right. You should take a look at the tiki torches I'm selling."
* "If you'll just come over here and take a look at this. See that? That's one of a kind premium frame. There was only one made like that."
* "Hey there my name is Luau Larry. How about you come over and take a look? Oh yea I got plenty to see. I've got masks."
* "Oh hey, you looking to cover up that thing on face? I tell you what, I've got plenty of masks that will do the trick"
* "Say are you looking to get drunk? Cause I sell more than just water if you know what I mean. Yea I mean booze."
* "So I've got this great invention. It's a tiki torch with a boombox inside. It's cool music, cool times man."
* "Who brought the band-aids cause I brought the alcohol. No one? Well dang man, I guess it's another party for one."
* "Yea, there's not many things classier than a quality monocle. It's like an eye patch for rich people."
* "You ever stop to wonder what would have happened if I stopped and followed that babe to Cancun? That would not have ended well."
* "You ever try a whicky-whacker? Yea it's just a splash of rum, some brandy, we got a little pineapple and orange juice in there... some grenadine."
* "You look interested in a new haircut. I tell you what... let me go grab my scissors and I'll see what I can pull off."
* "You know I took a vow of silence last week? Yea man I really learned a whole lot about my inner self and who I am as an inner person."
* "You know my uncle blew his hand off with some fireworks? You would not believe the amount of blood he got on my nana's outdoor table cloth. It was quite a show."
* "You know who invented the monocle? That's right it was Nikola Tesla. But that bastard Edison stole that from him too."
* "You now I once loved this babe while wearing this glasses? Now I'm not saying it was the glasses that did it, but I'm not saying it wasn't."