Fanfiction: Worlds Loudest Part 2

(*We open on close up on a flower in the middle of a front yard and behind it is the Loud House. We go inside and we see Lincoln Loud in an anime-esque style, reading a manga*.)

Lincoln:*(voice-over*)Hello, my name is Lincoln Loud. As you may not know I am the middle of 10 sisters.

(*We go to background with 10 colors. Sky blue, turquoise, purple, yellow, red, black, dark blue, pink, green and light purple*. *Then Silhouettes of sisters with white outlines appear.*)

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(*We see the first sister texting on her phone and then a chat bubble appears over her head. The figure reveals itself to be Lori, posing with one her hand on her hip and her phone in other hand.)*

(*We see the first sister texting on her phone and then a chat bubble appears over her head. The figure reveals itself to be Lori, posing with one her hand on her hip and her phone in other hand.)*

**Lincoln**:*Lori.*

(*The second sister turns around and the figure herself  reveals to be Leni with a smile on her and sunglasses covering eyes. She waves her hair and uncovers her eyes.*)

**Lincoln**:*Leni.*

(*The third sister performs guitars and then she slides on knees and sparklers go off, revealing the figure to be Luna and she does rock pose*)

**Lincoln**:*Luna.*

(*The fourth sister jungles some balls and the figure reveals herself to be Luan and she winks.*)

**Lincoln**:Luan.

(*The fifth sister does some jabs. The figure revealing herself to be Lynn and she does an uppercut.*)

**Lincoln**:*Lynn.*

(*The sixth sister pulls out a pen and clicks it. The figure revealing herself to be Lucy and she writes in notebook.*)

**Lincoln**:*Lucy.*

(*The seventh sister twirls her hat and the figure reveals herself to be Lana, she puts on her hat and puts it on backwards and she has confident smile.*)

**Lincoln**:*Lana.*

(*The eighth sister pulls a ribbon and she does an elegant ribbon dance. The figure reveals herself to be Lola as she finishes her ribbon dance with a pose.*)

**Lincoln**:*Lola.*

(*The ninth sister puts drop of chemicals in a vile and the vile starts bubbling. The figure reveals herself to be Lisa.*)

**Lincoln**:*Lisa.*

(*The tenth sister comes crawling in and the figure reveals herself to be Lily and she does cute pose.*)

**Lincoln**:*And Lily.*

(*We cut to a black background Lincoln appears then plus sign and all of his sisters.*)

Lincoln:*It’s one boy, ten girls and I won’t trade it for the world.* (*We cut to exterior shot of the house.*)*This is the Loud House(The Title logo shows up in japanese, ラウドハウス translation: The Loud House*)

(*Everyone looks astounded by what they’re seeing.*)

**Lincoln**:Holey Moley! This is an anime universe!

**Linka**:You like anime?!

**Lincoln**:Yeah!

**Linka**:I like anime too!

**Lincoln**:Really?! Sweet!

**Lola**:We look so beautiful!

**Lori**:Our eyes really pop!

**Lynn**:And we look so sharp.

**Luna**:And so clean.

**Lana**:I hope not literally because that’s not my thing

(*Luna is seen playing her guitar then Luan comes in.*)

**Luan**:*Hey Luna ,do you want to see this new trick?*

**Luna**:*Okay, I’ll bite.*

**Luan**:*Alright, cut the lights.*

(*Luan turns off the lights.*)

**Luan**:Oooh, I wonder what anime-me is up to?

**Lane**:Probably something funny I bet!

**Bebe**:I guess we’ll see

**Luan**:*Okay Luna, shine me a light.*

(*Luna gets a flashlight ans shines it on the wall.*)

**Luan**:*First Butterfly!*

(*Luan shapes her hands into a butterfly.*)

**Luan**:*Next dog!*

(*Luan shapes her hands into a dog.*)

**Lua**n:*And now snake!*

(*Luan stretches her arm ito make it look like a snake’s body.*)

**Luna**:*What the--?!*

**Luan**:*Surprise! I’m elastic!*

**Luan**:Wow, that’s a stretch! (*laughs*)Get it?

*(Everyone groans except Lane and Bebe who laugh.*)

**Luan**:*I can stretch my body into anything!*

(*Luan shapes her arms into pretzel and then she shapes her hands into a rubber band ball. Luan extends arm and it goes downstairs and into the kitchen. She opens up the fridge and grabs a soda. Luan brings her arm back upstairs and she drinks her soda. Luna just stares bug-eyed.*)

**Luna**:*Man, dude. That’s really bizarre.*

**Luan**:*I know, check this out!* (Luan inflates her entire body and Luna gasp.)*I’m a human balloon.*

**Bebe**:Hey, Luan, Lane? What call when the price of air is increased?

**Luan**:I don't know Bebe, what?

**Lane**:Yeah, what?

**Bebe**:Inflation!

(*Luan and Lane laugh*)

(*We cut to Lynn and Lucy’s room where Lucy  is on her bed, reading a book and Lynn is on her bed, throwing her football.*)

**Lynn**: *Whatcha readin’, Luce?*

**Lucy***:I’m reading a spell book called “The book of Vacati” . With this book, I can perform any kind of spell and techniques. Do you want to see?*

**Lynn**:*Eh, why not.*

**Lucy**:(gets off her bed)Alright, here’s the first spell. Astral Projecton.

(*Lucy’s spirit leaves her body and she floats around the room. Lynn’s eyes widen in disbelief*)

**Lynn**:*Wow!*

**Lucy**:*That’s only the first spell.*

(*Her spirit goes back in her body and Lucy reads another spell.*)

**Lucy**:*Communication spell.*

(Lucy starts rubbing her and  she gains a dark purple aura around her head. *We cut to Haiku in her house, mandiating.*

**Lucy’s voice**:*Haiku….Haiku...Haiku, can you hear me?*

**Haiku**:*Lucy? Are you dead?*

**Lucy**:*No, I’m communicating with you telepathically.*

**Haiku**:*Oh. I have good new. I have Telekinesis.*

**Lucy**:*Really?*

**Haiku**:*Yes. Do you want to see it sometime?*

**Lucy**:*Sure.*

**Haiku**:*Okay, see you than.*

**Lucy**:*Bye, Haiku.*

(*Lucy ends her link with Haiku, meanwhile Haiku uses mind to levitate her spell book towards her and she skimming through it. Back at the Loud House, Lucy read through her spell book.*)

**Lucy**:*Next Shadow Clone Spell. Now, I’ll be at many places at once.*

(*Another Lucy appears behind Lynn.*)

**Lucy 2**:*Hi, Lynn.*

**Lynn**:*AAAH! (she stumbles as another Lucy appears.)*

**Lucy 3**:*Hi, Lynn.*

**Lynn**:*AAAH! Okay, enough! No more clones!*

**Lucy**:*Okay, girls. Back in my body.*

(*The two clones phase back in Lucy’s body.*)

**Lucy**:Wicked. I wish I had that spell book so I can do those spells.

**Lynn (Girl)**:But please, not the cloning spell. One Lucy is enough.

**Lars**:Well technically, I’m her counterpart so…

**Lynn(Boy)**:Okay, two is enough.

**Bella**:I’m his counterpart.

**Bailey**:Okay, three is--

**Lincoln**:Look, we don’t need a million Lucy’s in one place

(*We cut to Lana and Lola where Lola is seting up a tea party. She sits down the first stuff animal who is a large furry creature with brown fur and beige belly with grey arrows on his chest. He has pointy ears, long whiskers along with large paws with long claws.*)

**Lola**:*There you are, Rotoro. Nice and comfy.*

(*She then sits down her next guest. This stuff animal is a Brittany Spaniel with a red collar.*)

**Lola**:*Welcome, Hello Puppy.*

(*She sits down her main stuff animal, Mr. Sprinkles and Eunice.)*

**Lola**:*How do like our new guests, guys?*

(*The frame focuses on Mr. Sprinkles and Eunice for a few seconds.*)

**Lola**:*Awww, that’s so sweet.*

**Lola**:Wow, I wish I had those stuff animals!

**Lexx**:Me too!

**Bernadette**:Me, three!

(*Lola pours herself and her guests some tea. She starts drinking some of her tea but Lana bursts through the door, with a bunch of balls.*)

**Lana**:*Lola, Check these out!*

**Lola**:(*spit takes*)Lana! Don’t do that!

**Lana**:Sorry, I just wanna to show my Pocket Animals. I caught them with these Pocket Balls. You wanna see?

**Lola**:I like to but…

**Lana**:Alright, here’s my first one. Hops, I choose you!

(*Lana throws the Pocket ball, and out from it comes a light green,yellowish green spoted bipedal frog. It has white eyes, which are surrounded by dark green markings. There are yellow, expandable pouches on its cheeks, and its teeth are wide and flat. A black marking encircles its upper arms and chest, and there are white bands around its chest. It has three fingers and toes, most of which are dark green. The only digits that are not black are its center fingers, which are yellow instead.*)

**Lana**:This guy’s a fighting type.

(*Hops does some jabs and then a round house kick.*)

**Lana**:No way! That is coolest frog I’ve ever seen!

**Leif**:You can say that again!

(*Hops and Hoppy look at Lana and Leif with jealously*)

**Lana**:(*sheepishly*) N-Not as cool as you.(*pats Hops*)

**Leif**:Yeah.(*pats Hoppy*)

**Lana**:*Next El Diablo!*

(*Lana throws the Pocket ball, and out from it comes a snake with green and yellow coloring. Its underside leading to its tail is yellow, and it has a yellow rattle at the tip of its tail. El Diablo large, white eyes with slit, reptilian pupils. Across its neck is a large, yellow band.* )

**Lana**:*Look at what he can do. El Diablo, Acid!*

(*El Diablo spews acid and it hits Lola’s sugarbowl, melting it in the process.*)

**Lola**:*AAH! Lana!*

**Lana**:(*giggles*)Okay, that is really cool! I wish El Diablo could do that.

**Lisa**:Thank goddess, it hit the bowl and not Lola’s eyes because she would’ve been permanently blind.

**Lana**: *And now, go Bitey!*

(*Lana throws the Pocket ball, and out from it comes a rat, with gray fur, long gray ears that are tipped with pink. He also has a slightly pudgy belly, and a whisker on both sides. Finally, a large tail shaped like a lightning bolt.*)

**Bitey**:*Bitey, Bitey!*

**Lana**:No way! He can talk?!

**Leif**:Cooool!

**Lola**:*Okay, I think I--*

**Lana**:*Wait! This one is a good move! Bitey, Lighting Bolt!*

**Bitey**: *Bi-teeeeeey!* (*fires a bolt of electricity.*)

(*Lola ducks and the bolt hits the wall.*)

**Lana**:*Wow, now I wish I bitey could do that!*

**Lola**:*Lana, are you crazy?! I could’ve been killed!*

**Lana**:*Sorry, I just wanted to show what my Pocket Animal can do?*

**Lola**:*Well, be more careful. I don’t want to be fried like fish.*

**Lana**:*Don’t worry, I won’t let that happen. Now, if you’lll excuse I gonna go find some more.*

(*Lola glances at piles of Pocket Balls.*)

**Lola**:*Who made those for you?*

**Lana**:*Lisa.*

**Lola**:*And how many more are you gonna catch?*

**Lana**:*I don’t know but you know what they say “Gotta Catch All!” (runs out of the room.)*

(*We cut to Lisa and Lily where Lisa is earing doing some welding on a robot. After she finishes, she removes her welding helmet.*)

**Lisa**:*Finally, my latest creation is complete.*

(*We see a robot that looks like Lisa but unlike the real Lisa, this robot had antennas and glowing yellow eyes.*)

**Lisa**:*I shall call this the ML-800 AKA Mecha Lisa. This is the first official robotic duplicate of myself. I program her to be just like me.*(*pulls out a remote and pushes the button*) *Engage.*

(*Mecha Lisa activates.*)

**Mecha Lisa**:*Greeeting, I am Mecha Lisa.*

**Lisa***:Greeeting to you too.*

**Lily**:(*looks at both lisas*)*Wisa?*

**Mecha Lisa**:*Hello, youngest sibling Lily.*

**Lily**:*Uh, hi?*

**Lisa**:*Okay, Mecha Lisa or I’ll just call you ML. Okay, ML. Can you do a Quantum Mechanics equation?*

**Mecha Lisa**:*Affirmative.*

(*Mecha Lisa rolls in a chalk board and she fastly writes a Quantum Mechanics equation.*)

**Lisa**:*Astounding! Can you make growth formula?*

**Mecha Lisa**:*Yes, yes I can.*

(*Mecha Lisa goes to Lisa’s desk and starts mixing multiple chemicals together then She puts adds a small drop and it causes small explosion.*)

**Mecha Lisa**:*Volia!*

(*Mecha Lisa pours a little drop on a near by plant and it grows in size.*)

**Lisa**:*Amazing! I’ve got another question for you. Can you rap?*

**Mecha Lisa**:*Absolutey!*(*Two music notes pop up in her eyes.*)*Intiating playlist.*(*music starts*)♫ *I know a lot about science, I don’t need no reliance because I some subjects, I’m gonna tell you so don’t interject.*

*Biology, geology, I don't make no apology. Cells, Cells, they’re made of organelles.*

*Try to pull a fast one, the cytoplasm gels. The nucleus takes over controllin' everything.*

*They stop 'till the membrane blocks the scene. I’m smart as can be, if you don’t believe, see my nobel prize and then you’ll believe.*

*You're less than Pluto, not even a planet / When you hear my fresh rhymes, you're gonna say-* (*Beeps*)♫

**Lisa**:*Good thing, I added a censorship system. This is brilliant, ML! You’ll be perfect stand for me when I busy with my work.*(*A smell lingers and Lisa gags) And you can start with Lily’s diapers.*

**Lily**:*Poo Poo.*

**Mecha Lisa**:*I’m on it.*

(*Mecha Lisa removes Lily’s diaper and throws it in the trash. Meanwhile Lisa screw a bolt in laser gun, she closes the the cover and she fires it. Mecha Lisa darts out of the room and comes back with a fresh diaper and baby powder.*

*We then see Lisa holding a handle she pushes and it creates a holographic shield. We then see Mecha Lisa puts baby powder on Lily’s butt and she wraps the diaper around Lily.*

*Mecha Lisa leaves the room and comes back with a bottle. She gives it and Lily starts drinking it. Lisa turns around and she sees Lily with her new diaper and drinking her milk.*)

**Lisa**:*Wow, ML! Well done, I knew I could depend on you.*

**Mecha Lisa***:Thank you, creator.*

(*Mecha Lisa starts tickling Lily while she’s drinking her bottle. Lily then squirts milk out of her nose and laughs. The milk soaks Mecha Lisa.*)

**Lisa**:*Oh no, she’s wet! ML, are you okay?*

(*Mecha Lisa starts sparking and trembles.)*

Mecha Lisa:*Error! Error! Systems Damage!*

**Mecha Lisa**:*0010101001 00010100101010101 010101010000101010 00001101111 10101 0101111110 010101001…*

**Leni**:Why is she saying a bunch of number?

**Lisa**:She seems to be spouting Binary code.

**Loni**:What does this code mean?

**Levi**:It doesn’t appear to mean anything.

**Mecha Lisa**: .*..00010100101010 000101010 000011011111 0101010 111111111001 (she shut down for a few seconds and she turns back on)Rebooting…*

**Lisa**:Phew, thank goodness.

(Mecha Lisa turns her head 270 degrees to Lisa and her eyes turn red.)

**Mecha Lisa**:*Imposter! Must destroy!*

**Lisa**:*ML! Wait! No!*

(*Mecha Lisa lunges towards Lisa and tries to strike her with punch but Lisa jumps out of the way.*)

(*Everyone’s eye widen*)

**Lisa**:That can’t be good

**Lisa**:*ML, don’t do this! I created you!*

(*Mecha Lisa throws several more punches at Lisa but she dodges all of them and jumps backwards.*)

**Lisa**:*The milk must’ve damaged her memory bank. Now, she thinks she’s real the Lisa and I’m the imposter.*

(*Mecha Lisa engages two laser arm cannons and Lisa gasps in shock.*)

**Lisa**:*Oh no, I forgot that I added a defense system, in case of a breaking and entering.*(*Looks to Lily, who is still drinking her bottle.*)*I have to protect to Lily, so she doesn’t get hurt.*

(*Mecha Lisa begins raining laser beams on Lisa, but Lisa, strategically grabs  her shield and her laser gun. She activates the shield, blocking all of ML’s shots. She charges at Mecha Lisa and she rams through her and herself through the window. They roll off and land on the front lawn.*)

**Lisa**:*If I’m going to fix, I’m going to beat you.*

**Mecha Lisa**:*Bring it on, Flesh Being.*

(*Lisa shoots her Laser Gun at Mecha Lisa, who easily guards and deflects most of the weak shots. Mecha Lisa tries firing multiple laser shots back, but Lisa uses the shield to deflect the shots back and hit Mecha Lisa. Mecha Lisa then uses Missiles that starts homing in on Regular Lisa, but Lisa ran as fast as she could to avoid the missiles. She gets an idea. The Missile in front, propels towards but Lisa jump and deflects it with her shield and it goes flying back to the other missiles and they all explode.*)

**Lisa**:*That was close.*

(*ML disengages her canon and she puts her fist.*)

**Lisa**:*I see you want to do hand to hand combat.*(*puts her fists up*)*As Lynn would say: “Show me what you’ve got.”*

(*Lisa goes in for a fresh flurry of punches, which the robot blocks or evades effortlessly. She backs up steadily across the floor, then leaps out of range. Her fist cocked back for a punch to take the gray head off its neck, Lisa charges in one last time. Mecha Lisa dodges the straight punches and clocks Lisa with a powerful uppercut. Lisa is sent bouncing across the lawn into the fence. Lisa gets up and fires her laser gun at ML but she rushes and deflects all the shots with her forearms. The robot then jumps in the air and fires a laser beam from eyes but Lisa rolls out of the way and Mecha Lisa lands on the ground.*

*Unbeknownst to Mecha Lisa, Regular Lisa is behind her and a few feet away from her. Lisa takes the opportunity to fire at ML’s back. Mecha Lisa turns around and fires two open palm lasers but Lisa blocks both shots and fires back at Mecha Lisa but ML moves to the side and fires her lasers as Lisa moves to the side to avoid her shots. She then fires shoulder missiles as the two continue running sideways to avoid each other's fire. Lisa spins and gets behind the tree for cover as Mecha Lisa does the same and jumps in the brushes.*)

**Lincoln**:Wow, I hope she’ll able to defeat her robot double.

**Linka**:I don’t know, she’s pretty tough.

**Lisa**:Don’t worry, I’m smart to exploit a robot’s weakness.

(*Mecha Lisa pops out of the bush and starts firing at the tree. Lisa winces but she sees a water gun by her feet.*)

**Lisa**:*This should provide me with the extra fire power.*

(*Lisa gets from behind the tree and charges at Mecha Lisa. ML charges back at her double while Lisa fires her laser at ML but she blocks the shots.*)

**Lisa**:*Try blocking this!*

(*Lisa shoot the water at the robots. Mecha Lisa starts sparking and slowing down. This gives Lisa lands punches and kicks on her robot double and then she backhands her with her shield, sending her flying. Mecha Lisa lands on her back but she gets up and regains proper functationality. Mecha Lisa gets up as Lisa goes in for another punch, however ML catches and counters with a punch of her own. Lisa and Mecha exchange more punches and blasts before Mecha Lisa kicks Snake forward and pulls out two chain lasers.*)

**Mecha Lisa**:Iniating Assault mode.

**Lisa**:Aw, dangit.

(*Mecha Lisa fires at Lisa but Lisa dodges the shots with a some flips and fires back at Mecha Lisa. ML gets hits by the lasers and the squirts from the water. This stuns Mecha Lisa and Lisa then starts hiting ML with guns and for her attack, she swings her shield and Mecha Lisa gets knocks across the battlefield. Mecha Lisa’s eyes turn black*)

**Everyone but Lucy, Lisa, Lars, Levi and Bella**:HOORAY!

(*Lucy, Lisa, Lars, Levi and Bella smile a little bir*)

**Lisa**:See, I knew I could take on this robot.

**Levi**:So did I.

**Lisa**:*There, now that I’ve deactivated you and I’m gonna restore your old memories.*

(*Lisa walks over to ML but then her eyes glow red and she gets up on her feet. Zoom in on one shoulder, which pops open to reveal missile laucher then pan down to her arm and out comes more missiles then pan lower and a laser cannon comes out from the side of the leg. We pan to the other leg and out comes another laser cannon. We pan up and we see the other arm and shoulder do the same thing as the first arm and shoulder. We pan up to her head and we see the right eye become a targeting scope.*

*Cut to Mecha Lisa's perspective of Lisa standing bewilderment, with a few readouts and a picture of the target around the edges of the screen. The sights zero in on him, "LOCKED" flashes below.*)

**Mecha Lisa**:*Target Acquired.*

**Lisa**:*Oh...*

**Everyone**:Crud.

(*Mecha Lisa starts firing all of her weapon and Lisa runs all over of the front lawns to the shots. She avoids every laser shot with rolls, jump and flips.Then in slow motion, she jumps away from a medium sized explosion. We cut to inside where the parents are wearing handphones and reading newspaper.*)

**Lynn Sr.** :*Do you hear anything, honey?*

**Rita**:*Nope.*

*(We cut back outside where Lisa dodge a few more shots and then she activates her shield. After few minutes of blocking, Mecha Lisa starts running out of ammo.*)

**Lisa**:*Yes, she’s running low on ammunition.*

**Mecha Lisa**:*Iniating Ultrasonic Laser cannons.*

**Lisa**:*Dangit, Lisa! Why do you add those?!*

(*Something emerges from the spot where his left shoulder and neck meet. Pull back; it is a bazooka-like weapon roughly the size of the main gun on an Abrams tank, and it locks into place, pointing straight ahead.*

*First the left arm, then the right, undergoes a dramatic rearrangement as well, turning into a cannon from whose muzzle a long support rod extends straight ahead. Semicircular rings pop out to frame the cylinder of space immediately ahead of the weapon, which flares up like the ignition/pilot light of a flamethrower. Sparks crackle between the two raised arm blasters and the ground shakes.*)

**Mecha Lisa**:*Time to eliminate Imposter once and for all!*

**Lisa**:*Sweet Einstein!*

(*Both arms fire at once, releasing a double blast that sweeps the front yard. Lisa blocks the giant blast with her shield.Lisa struggles to hold the back and it moves back at little.*)

**Mecha Lisa**:*Disappointing! Inadequate! Futile! You can’t take this! I am the true Lisa Loud!*

(*But then the shield starts absorbing the beam and then all of the beam goes inside of shield. Lisa smiles and blasts the beam back and Mecha Lisa retracts her weapons and tries block the beam.*)

**Lisa**:Why did that happen with the shield? I don’t think the other me program the shield to do that.

**Lincoln**:Eh, it’s a Deus Ex Machina. It happens a lot in animes.

(*The beam begins to cascade into her arms, pouring throughout her internals and erupting from vent and cavity on his body. One by one, his defensive systems begin to malfunction as she aimlessly tries to repel the onrush.*)

**Mecha Lisa**:*Systems Comprised!This can’t happening to me! I can take this! I will prevail! I--*

(*Before she could finish sentence,Mecha Lisa’s body begin to catch fire and then finally, she finally explodes in a large mushroom, creating large shockwave that shakes the entire neighbor. We then see Lisa on the ground, she gets up and she sees a large crater right by the tree.*)

**Lisa**:*ML?*

(*Lisa runs over the crater and she finds Mecha Lisa’s scattered throughout.*)

**Lisa**:*She will probably take months to fix. I better take her inside but first, I can’t let the parental units see this mess.*(*pulls out a remote*) *I better get one of robots out of the bunkers.* (*pushes the button*)

(*We cut to the backyard and out from the bunker is a robot with overalls and farmer’s hat. She darts straight to front yard and meets up with Lisa.*)

**Robot**:*Yes, master.*

**Lisa***:Farmer bot, I want to straighten up this garden.*

**Farmer bot**:*Yes, ma’am.*

(*Farmer bot whips out many farmer tools and after 20 minutes, the front yard is clean.*)

**Farmer bot**:Success

**Lisa**:Farmer bot, huh?(*pulls out a pad and pen*)*I’ll keep that one in mind.* (*starts writing*)

**Levi**:Me too.(*starts writing in a pad of his own*

(*We cut to Lisa and Lily’s room where she’s tinkering with Mecha Lisa.*)

**Lisa:***This is time, I’m gonna do it right. I’m gonna not add a weapons systems or tickle function.*

**Lily**:(*blows a raspberry*)Poo Poo!

**Lisa**:*Oh, relax.You have me and the other siblings to tickle you.*

(*We cut to Lori and Leni’s room where Leni is painting her nail but then Lori comes in with shopping bags.*)

**Lori**:*Hey, Len! I got some sweet dress from today’s blowout sale!*

**Leni**:*Ooh, nice! Can you try them on ? I wanna see.*

**Lori**:*With pleasure.*

(*We cut to a sparkly abstract background and we see Lori’s body drawn in outline and filled with rapidly shifting colors. Lori does an allegiant twirl as her clothes forms around her body. We see her full body and she dawns a a pink tailcoat with dark purple trim, a gold collar, and white leggings. She also wears red high-heeled shoes.*)

**Lori**:Wow, I would literally love to have a dress like that.

**Leni**:*O-M-Gosh, Lori! You look beautiful!* (pulls out her phone) *I’m totes posting this!*

(*She taking pictures of Lori in new dress. Leni post them on social media and she sees the rapidly numbers go up and Leni gasps in disbelief.*)

**Lori**:*What does your phone say about our followers?*

(She *sees the numbers grow higher.*)

**Leni**:(*crushes the phones*)*It's Over 9000!*

**Lori**:*What 9000?! You can’t be serious!*

**Leni**:*Oh, I’m serious.*

**Lori**:*Really?*

**Leni**:*Really.*

**Lori**:*Really, Really?*

**Leni**:*Really, Really.*

**Lori**:*Can I see?*

**Leni**:*Sorry, you can’t.*

**Lori**:*Why not?*

(*Leni opens up her hand and shows her the crush up phone. Lori gives unpleased look.*)

**Leni**:(*giggles nervously*)*I guess I don’t know my own strength.*

**Lori**:(*sighs*)*I’ll get you a new one.*

(*We cut to Lincoln reading his comic and then he finishes and close the comic.*)

**Lincoln**:*That’s enough comic reading for one day.* (*gets off his bed ) Now it’s time to…*(*takes his gaming glasses off the dresser and puts them down.*)*dance!*

(*From Lincoln’s perspective, we see zombies appear and japanese K-pop play. Lincoln starts dancing and killing the zombies in his game. Lincoln dances his way through the hallways and he kills five more zombies. Then suddenly he bursts into Lori and Leni’s room where Lori takes off dress, revealing a bra.* )

**Lori**:(*gasps*)LINCOLN!

**Lincoln**:*Not now*(*takes off his glasses*)*I’m fighting-AAH!*

**Lori**:*AAAH!*

**Lincoln**:*AAAH!*

**Lori**:*AAAH!*

**Leni**:*AAAH!*

**Everyone**:AAH!

(*Lincoln covers Lily’s eye and Linka covers Leon.*)

**Lincoln**:*I’m sorry! I am so sorry!* (*rushes out of the room and starts hyperventilating.*)*That was the worst thing ever saw since last tuesday.*

**Lynn**:(*jumps out of her room*)*Hey, Stinkoln! It’s sparring time, you and me!*

**Lincoln**:*Oh, right. I promise you that I’d spar with you today.*(*takes off his glasses*) *Alright, I’m ready, what about you?*(*assumes a fighting stance*)

**Lynn**:*Give me a sec.*(*stretches and assumes a fighting stance*)*Okay, good to go!*

**Lynn(Girl)**:Aw sweet, another fight! And it’s between me and Lincoln.

**Lynn(Boy)**:My money’s on you, girl me.

**Lana**:Well, my money’s on Lincoln.

(*Both of them face off for few seconds until Lincoln lunges at Lynn for a series of punches and kicks, none hits their mark then Lynn does a flip kick that knocks Lincoln on the ground.*)

**Lincoln**:*Rising Dragon Fist!*( *He does an uppercut but Lynn evades.*)

(*Lincoln and Lynn charge at each other and they start punching and kicking each other and blocking each others attacks. Lincoln goes in for a roundhouse but Lynn catches his leg and throws him to the floor. We sees the sisters come out of their room and spectate.*)

**Lincoln**:You’re pretty good.(*gets up*)*But let’s see you take this!*

(*Lincoln runs forward and starts throwing some punches that Lynn blocks. When Lynn tries countering, Lincoln grabs her arm and elbows her forward. Lynn dodges Lincoln's follow-up punches and tries throwing another hook, but Lynn blocks it and pushes her forward with his charged fist. Lynn steps forward before going into a dash. Lincoln follows up with a dash of its own. The sibling are locked in a hand to hand struggle Lynn pushes back Lincoln and she flips over him over her shoulders.*

*Lincoln lands on his feet and he charges at Lynn and Lynn charges back. Lincoln and Lynn then get into a fist flurry and counter each other blow for blow until Lynn catches his hand and punches Lincoln in the face and it moves him forward. Lincoln comes back with a left hook and right cross but Lynn blocks them both. Lincoln tries to hit her with another roundhouse but Lynn grabs his leg and punches him in the stomach and she follows up with a side kick that knock Lincoln forward.*

*Lincoln grabs Lynn, holding him in a powerful hug, squeezing tightly. However Lynn headbutts Lincoln, freeing himself. Taking advantage of the opening, Lynn attacks relentlessly, throwing a barrage of punches. Lincoln push kicks Lynn forward and punches Lynn to ground but she gets up and cracks her neck.*

*Rushing forwards, she attacks Lincoln. Lincoln dodges the first attack, but is struck from behind when Lynn spins behind him and throws a backhanded punch. As a result, Lynn is able to land more blows, before Lynn recovers and knocks her away.*

*Lynn recovers instantly and attacks once more, forcing Lynn into a defensive position.*)

Lynn:(*Delivers a flurry of punches)Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch!*

(*Finally, Lynn delivers supercharged punch to Lincoln’s face and he gets knock to the ground.*)

**Lynn**:*Are you done yet or have you not had enough yet?*

(*Lincoln opens up his eyes and clenches his fists. He gets up and then aura powers up his body.*)

**Lincoln**:(*Charges up*)*HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!*

(*As Lincoln was charging up, the rest of the Loud sisters gasp.*)

**Lola**:*What’s happening to Lincoln?!*

**Lana**:*He’s going Super Loud!*

(*We see Lincoln is glowing with Orange hair, this is Super Loud. Lincoln cups his and draws to his side and energy is concentrated into a single point between his cupped hands.*)

**Lincoln***:TURRTLLLLLE! DESTRUCTIOOOON!* (*The hands are then thrust forward) WAAAAVE!*

(*Lincoln blasts a large blue energy blast at Lynn.*)

**Lynn**:*Oh, yeah! Well two can play it that game!*

(*Lynn powers up and she becomes Super Loud as well. Unlike Lincoln, Lynn’s hair is red.*)

**Lynn**:(*draws her hands back*)*Red Flash Fury!*(*Places the bottom of her palms together*)

(*Lynn blasts a large red beam at Lynn*. *Both beams collide and they engage in a beam struggle. We cut to Lincoln’s face as he’s grunting while blasting. We cut to Lynn’s face as she’s also grunting while blasting. We see both of them on split screen* )

**Lincoln and Lynn**:*HAAAAAH!!!!*

(*We then cut to the outside of the house, and we see a massive neon explosion rock the house's foundation and nearly blow the roof off.* )

**Everyone**:Holy Shamoley!

(*We cut back to the hallway where the sisters uncover their eyes and we see Lynn lying with her back against the bathroom and her covered in soot. We then see Lincoln lying with his back against his bedroom and his covered soot.*)

**Lynn**:(*wakes up*)*Lincoln? Lincoln?!*

(*Lynn runs over to Lincoln and she starts shaking him.*)

**Lynn**:*Lincoln, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean for it to be that powerful.*

**Lincoln**:(*wakes up*)*It’s okay. You were really good.*

**Lynn**:(*snickers*)*Thanks, Lincoln.*(*picks him up*)*You really held up really well out there.*

**Lincoln**:*Thanks, Lynn. I liked your moves.*

**Lynn**:*Thanks, I liked your moves too. I liked your orange hair, it matched your shirt but* (r*uffles his hair*)*I love your white hair more. It’s perfect the way the way it is.* (*put him in a headlock*)*It’s  also perfect to noogie!*

(*Lynn starts giving him a light noogie while Lincoln falls into a giggling fit and tries to pull her arm off.*)

**Lynn Sr.**: *Kids, dinner!*

(*All of the Loud kids rush downstairs and once they get to the dining room, their eyes sparkle at sight of the food. We see Spaghetti, Garlic Bread, Lasagna, Fried Chicken, Mash Potatoes, Mac and Cheese, Ribs, Ramen, Rice, Riceballs, Salad, Dumplings, Potstickers, Eggrolls, Meat on sticks, Sushi and Lobster.*)

**Lincoln**:*Oh boy, this looks good, dad!*

**Leni**:Yeah, *you even made dessert! I love jelly filled donuts!*

**Lori**:*They’re riceball, Leni.*

**Leni**:*Oh.*

**Lynn Sr.**:*Don’t worry, honey. Dessert’s on the way, now dig in.*

(*The kids start fastly stuffing their face full of food.*)

**Lynn Sr.**: *Whoa, whoa, easy, guys. I don't want anyone to lose a finger*

***Lana*:**Wow, in this universe, Dad always makes us a full course meal.

**Lincoln**:We see it a lot in animes. What’s the next universe, Lisa?

**Lisa**:Earth 11.(*selects Earth 11*)

**Lincoln**:Ooh, this one should interesting.

**(***We open Lincoln waking, stretch and yawning.***)**

**Lincoln**:(*inhales deeply and sighs*)*Today’s gonna be a good day.*

***Lincoln***:Ooh, we’re off to a good start.

**(***Lincoln gets dress and heads downstairs. Lincoln sits down on the couch and turns on the TV.* *Suddenly Lori comes in the living room and pushes Lincoln off. She takes the remote and changes the channel.***)**

**Lincoln**:*Lori, I was here first!*

**Lori**:*Tough toenails, twerp. I am the oldest in this house.*

**Lincoln**:But Lori-

**Lori**:*Listen twerp, you have 5 seconds to get out of here before I literally you into human pretzel! 5,4,3,2…*

**Lincoln**:*Okay, Okay! I’ll go!* (*runs out of the living room* )

**Lori**:*Pfft, whata little mistake*

**(***Everyone becomes stunned by what they saw.***)**

**Lana**:Wow.

**Lynn**:Dang, man!

**Luna**:Harsh, dude!

**Lori**:I may tease you a lot, Lincoln, but I wouldn’t call you a mistake.

**(***Leni walks in and sees Lincoln running away scared.***)**

**Leni**:*Lori, what did you say to Lincoln?*

**Lori**:*I told him to go way.*

**Leni**:*But he probably wanted to watch something.*

**Lori**:*That’s literally not my problem.*

**Leni**:*Ugh! No wonder you’re considered a meaner sister*

**Lori**:Mean? Okay, I may have harsh before but you don’t think I’m mean, do you?

**Lincoln**:No, of course not. You’re a great sister.

**(***Lincoln goes to the kitchen and Luna is there.***)**

**Luna**:Hey Lincoln!

**Lincoln**:*Hey Luna, how’s one of my closest sisters?*

**Luna**:*Good, bro!*

**Luna**:I’m Lincoln’s closest sister?

**Lisa**:In this universe you are.

**Luna**:Huh.

**Lincoln**:*Good, I’m gonna make us snack. You want a peanut butter and jelly?*

**Luna**:Sure, bro.

(*He reached inside and grabbed a milk carton, as well as a loaf of bread and two jars of peanut butter and Jelly. As he shut the refrigerator door, he heard a muffled giggle from behind him. He paid it no mind as he sat down at the kitchen table, poured a glass of milk and began to make his sandwich. However, when Lincoln opened the jar of peanut butter, a large spring snake shot out and startled him backwards onto the floor.*)

**Luna**:*Lincoln!*

(*On cue, Luan poked her head around the corner and cracked*)

**Luan**:*You got snaked!*(laughs)Get it?

**Luan**:No, because that’s not a pun.

**Lane**:Yeah, she should be joking about the peanut butter.

**Bebe**:Or if she’s gonna joke about the snake, she should’ve said “Sorry I didn’t *asp* your permission”.

(*Luan and Lane laugh*)

**Luan**:That’s much better!

**Lane**:Yeah!

(*Lincoln groaned and rolled his eyes as Luna helped him to his feet.*)

**Luna**:*Not cool, Luan!*

**Lincoln**:*Yeah, go to prank someone else.*

**Luan**:*Aw, you’re no fun.*

**Luna**:*Well, you’re a jerk! Pranking my bro.*

**Luan**:*Man, why do have to be so protective of Lincoln?*

**Luna**:*Because I’m his guardian.*

**Luan**:(*scoffs*)*Off course, he is.*

**Luna**:I’m his guardian? Why am I his guardian?

**Luan**:Yeah, you can’t be his guardian.No matter how kind you are, no offense.

**Luna**:None taken.

**Lisa**:The only way you could be Lincoln’s guardian is if Mom, Dad, Lori, and Leni all died.

**Lori**:But even then, Luna is not eighteen yet so she probably wouldn't be given custody of Lincoln and the others.

**Linka**:Maybe in this universe, Luna saved Lincoln somehow and she was appointed his guardian.

**Warren**:But that still wouldn’t happen because she’d still have to eighteen.

**Linka**:Oh.

**Lisa**:I guess we’ll never know

**(***We cut to Lincoln playing with Bun-Bun and then Lola comes in.***)**

**Lola**:*Lincoln, can you help choreograph my-Ugh, for crying out loud! You’re still playing with that stupid stuff rabbit? You’re too old to have stuffed animal*

***Lola***:But I don’t care if Lincoln still has a stuffed animal.

**Lexx**:Yeah, we don’t care that Linka still has a stuffed animal either. In fact, we even offered Bun-Bun when she’s feeling scared or when she’s in pain.

**Lincoln**:Your brothers do that you too.

**Linka**:Yeah.

**Lincoln**:*Am I not too old, you can have to plushes at any age, especially at 11.*

**Lola**:(*Scoffs*)*Whatever, come on, help me choreograph my ribbon dance.*

**Lincoln**:*After what you said? No!*

**Lola**:*Listen, Lincoln, you gonna help me choreograph my ribbon dance or I’m gonna rip your rabbit’s ears off!*

**Lola**:Okay, no. I may have threaten you before but I wouldn’t threaten Bun-Bun. I know how much Bun-Bun means to you, Lincoln.

(*We cut to Lincoln in Lana and Lola’s room with a ribbon in his hand and he has  he is waiting for Lola to come out of the bathroom and then Lana comes in* )

**Lana**:*Hey, Lincoln, what are doing here?*

**Lincoln**:*I’m just waiting for Lola. She forced me to choreograph her ribbon dance even though I  said no.*

**Lana**:*What?! That’s not fair! When Lola comes in here, I’m tell her she can choreograph her stupid ribbon dance herself.*

**Lincoln**:*Really, you’d do that for me?*

**Lana**:*Of course, I’m always against Lola.*

**Lincoln**:But you and Lola aren’t against each other.

**Lana**:Yeah, there have been where we’ve agreed with each other and had good times.

**Lola**:Like when we participated in the Bluebell Scouts.

**Lexx**:Yeah, me and Leif participated in the Bluebell Scouts too.

**Leif**:We’re not always against each other. We’ve had some good moments too

(*Lola comes back in and Lana glares at her.*)

**Lola**:*What?*

**Lana**:*You can’t force Lincoln to choreograph your ribbon dance, he’s person, not thing.*

**Lola**:*I don’t care, I* get want! *And I want him to help me choreograph my dance!*

**Lana**:*Do it yourself, you spoiled brat!*(*pushes Lola to the ground*)

**Lola**: *Why, I oughta-!*

**Lana**:*Leave now, Lincoln. This is gonna be ugly.*

(*Lola tackles Lana to the floor and the two get into a fight. As Lincoln walks out of room, Lisa grabs him, takes Lincoln to her room  and straps to a chair.*)

**Lincoln**:*Lisa, what are your doing?!*

**Lisa**:*Testing my experiment on you!*

**Lincoln**: Rude much? If you wanted to test an experiment on me, you could ask and not drag me to your room.

**Lisa**:Even, when I don’t ask you, I place my formula in your drinks or your food. That’s being subtle and discrete.

**Lincoln**:*No way! You can’t do this me!*

**Lisa**:*I can and I will.*

(*Lisa puts a helmet on Lincoln’s head.*)

**Lisa**:*Behold, my electroshock therapy helmet! Now, (pulls out a remote*)*let’s test this out.*

(*Lisa presses the button on the remote and the helmet shocks Lincoln and he screams. Lily gets on the bars and narrows her eyes.*)

**Lily**:*Poo Poo!*

(*Lily poops her diaper, takes it off and throws it in Lisa’s face, knocking her to the ground.*)

**Lisa**:*AAH! MY EYES!*

(*The helmet stops and Lincoln throws it on the ground. Lincoln goes to Lily’s crib and picks her up*)

**Lincoln**:*Thank you, Lily. (hugs Lily*)

**Lily**:*Winky.*

(*Lincoln puts Lily on the changing table and he puts a new diaper on Lily.*)

**Lincoln**:*There you go, sweetie.*

(*Lincoln walks out of the room and Lisa gets up and glares Lily.*)

**Lisa**:*Thanks alot, youngest siblings.*

**Lily**:*Ba Wisa! Ba Wisa!*(*blows a raspberry*)

(*Lincoln then runs into Lucy and yelps.*)

**Lucy**:*Hey, Lincoln. I need a rhyme for grim.*

**Lincoln**:*Hmm...Limb? Slim? Gym?*

**Lucy**:*Thanks, Lincoln. You’re the best.*

**Lincoln**:*Anything for one of the nicest sisters.*

**Lucy**:That’s kind..pushing it a bit.

(*Lynn then pops out of her room with a football*)

**Lynn**:*Hey, Stinkoln, think fast!*(*throws her football at him and he falls to the floor.*)

**Lincoln**:*Ooow, my back.*

**Lynn**:*That was a weak, Stinkoln, and it’s because you’re weak.*

**Lincoln**:*No, I’m not! And stop calling me that!*

**Lynn**:*Don’t be such a baby.*

**Lincoln**:*And Don’t you be such a bully!*

**Lynn:O**kay, this version is Lynn is a jerk. I don’t think you’re weak, Lincoln.

**Lincoln**:Yeah, and I don’t think you’re a bully, Lynn. Also I don’t have problem with you calling me Stinkoln. It’s just a teasing nickname

**Lincoln:**(*gets up*)*Now take care your ball and get my out of my sight.*(*bends down to pick the ball up and rips his pants.*)Oh, no.(*covers his butt*)

**Lynn**:(*Snorts and Laughs*)*Nice underwear!*(continues laughing)*H-Hey, guys! Get a load of this!*

(*Lori and Luan come upstairs and Lola and Lisa come their room. They see his ripped pants and starts laughing at Lincoln.*)

**Lori**:*That is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen!*

**Luan**:*You  really let one rip, Lincoln!*(*laughs*)Get it?

**Lola**:*You look like a fool!*

**Lisa**:*You look most oversized posterior I’ve ever seen.*

(*The Five of them continue laughing and then tears begin to well up in Lincoln’s eye.*)

**Lincoln**:*You guys are jerks! I’m going to my room!*

(*Lincolns starts sobbing and runs to his room. He slams the door.*)

**Lincoln**:Oh come on! I’m not thin-skinned! I can take the teasing! I’m not a baby!

**(***Lana pops her head out of her room and Leni and Luna comes upstairs.***)**

**Leni**:*That was mean!*

**Luna**:*Not cool, dudes!*

**Lucy**:*Completely cold.*

**Lana**:*You made him cry!*

**Leni**:*You didn’t even see if he needs new pants. I could’ve made him some new pants.*

**Lori**:*Oh, relax you guys.*

**Lynn:***He’ll get over it.*

**Lola**:*Yeah, he’s just being a baby.*

**Lisa**:*I assure you that these things take time.*

**Luan**:*Yeah, he needs to chill out!*(*laughs*)*Get it?*

**Luan**:No, because that pun doesn’t work in this context because none of us mention ice.

**Lane**:Yeah, earlier she made a pun that work in situation where Lincoln ripped his pants.

**Bebe**:Yeah, that’s really inconsistent.

**Lisa**:On an unrelated note, our counterpart are being uncharacteristically callous. We wouldn’t say any of that if Lincoln was crying.

**Lincoln**:That’s I don’t cry when you tease me.

**Lori**:*Now if you excuse us, I have to call Bobby.*

**Luan**:*And I have to practice to some comedy routines.*

**Lynn**:*And I have to practice to for my game next week.*

**Lola**:*And I have to get ready for my pageant.*

**Lisa**:*And I have to get for a lecture.*

(The five of them go back to their room and *the other five look at Lincoln’s room sadly. We cut to Lincoln crying in his pillow and then we hear a knock on his door. Lincoln opens it and he finds Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lisa.*)

**Leni**:*Hi Linky.*

(*Leni,Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily surround Lincoln with smiles, he sniffles and look at them.*)

**Luna**: *Don't worry, little bro.*

**Lana**:*Those five are just jerks.*

**Lucy**:*Their hearts are just full of hatred and cruelty.*

**Lincoln:**That’s not true! You five have done his nice things for me before. You Lori have got me new VR Glasses. Luan, you made me your assistant. You Lynn took my place on the Royal Woods Squirrels, even if it backfired. You got me my victory undies, Lola. And you, Lisa always tutor me. So your hearts are full of love and caringness.

**Lori**:Thanks, Lincoln.(*ruffles his hair*)

**Luan**:(*pinches his cheeks*)Glad to you can see the good in us.

**Lola**:That’s what makes you sweet.

**Lynn**:You’re accept people’s flaws...

**Lisa**:And see that they’re generally good.

***Lily***: *Winky.*

**Leni**: *At least you still have us and we care about you.*

**Lana**:*Yeah, big brother. We’re here for you*

(*The Five of them form a group hug. We fast forward to the following day, Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa are the on couch, watching TV. Lynn Sr. and Rita come out of the room.*)

**Lori**:*Where are going, Mom and Dad?*

**Lynn Sr.**:*You’ll find out.*

**Rita:***Kids, come down here, please.*

(*The other sisters come downstairs*)

**Lynn Sr.**:*We’re going on vacation for a few days.*

**Rita**:*And while we’re gone, all of your chores must be done.*

**Lori**:(*sighs*) *Okay, we’re on it.*

**Lynn Sr.**:*Good, We’ll see in a few days.*

(*The parents leave the house. First five go upstairs to get ready while the other five of the sister groan.*)

**Lola**:(*whines*)*I don’t wanna chore, my next pageant is coming and I have to prepare.*

**Lori**:*And I scheduled a vidoe date with Bobby.*

**Lisa**:*And I was gonna work on my atom smasher.*

**Luan**:*If only there was some way for us to do the things like and finish our chores.*

(*The five sisters think and then Lori snaps her fingers and grins*)

**Lori**:*I’ve literally got it.*

***Lori*:**Great, what are our evil counterparts up to now**?**

**Lynn**:Probably something mean I bet.

**(***We cut to Lori and Leni’s room where everyone except Lincoln, are gathered up.***)**

**Leni**:*What’s this all about, guys? We have to get started on our chores.*

**Lori**:*You don’t have to worry, Leni. Because you’ll be relaxing.*

**Leni**:*Why?*

**Lori**:*Well, remember when Lincoln took care of us while we were at Scratchy Bottom Campgrounds?*

**Luna**:Yeah?

**Lynn**:*We came up with this plan to have Lincoln as our own personal servant like how he was during that vacation.*

**Lincoln**:Whatever that is, it’s gonna work.

**Warren**:How did that even happen?

**Lincoln**:Well, the first five sisters wanted to go to aloha beach and the other five wanted to go to Dairyland. There was a tie and they wanted me to make final decision and I told them I needed time to think about. But then they tried to pamper me to buy my vote and then they tried show me why each place is worse and then when things really got really out control, I decided that we should go to Scratchy Bottom Campground and that’s when I started taking careof them.

**Linka**:Wow, that all happened to me.

**Lori**:Well, we still think it was very that made our vacation fun.

**Loki**:We think so too, Linka.

**Lincoln**:Thanks, girls.

**Linka**:Thanks, guys.

**Lana**:*That won’t work! Besides Lincoln isn’t that gullible.*

**Lincoln**:See, even Lana agrees with me.

**Luan**:*That’s why we’re gonna blackmail him.*

**Lola**:*Yeah, we’re gonna take his stuff and threaten to do something bad to it if he doesn’t do our chores.*

(*The Five sisters gasp*)

**Luna**:*We’re not gonna extort our bro and shame on you for even thinking like that!*

**Lola**:*You five better change your attitude or we’ll do something bad to you.*

**Leni**:*Oh yeah, like what?*

**Lori**:*I’ll sell all your clothes on the internet, Leni.*

**Leni**:(Gasps)Leni!

**Lori**:What?! Now that’s just literally mean!

**Luan**:*I’ll smash your axe to pieces.*

**Luna**:*Luan!*

**Lynn**:*I’ll throw Edwin off the roof.*

**Lucy**:You wouldn’t dare.

**Lola**:I’ll cut off Hops’ legs and I’ll eat them.

**Lana**:*What?!*

**Lana**:What?!

**Lola**:I would never kill your pets, no matter how angry I was.

**Lana**:Yeah, this version of you is a psychopath! Lisa, give me your watch? I wanna give this Lola a piece of mind!

**Lori**:No, Lana! You’re not going anywhere! We’re just gonna stay and let the other versions of ourselves work it out.

**Lana**:(*crosses her arms and pouts*)Fine.

Lisa:*And I’ll drop your teddy in sulfric acid.*

**Lily**:(*Gasp*)

**Lynn**:Where are you threatening Lily? She can’t even do chores.

**Lisa**:Perhaps, this version of me is aware that and is just threatening Lily as a way of mean.

**Luna**:(*sighs*) *You guys are horrible.*

**Leni**:*Fine, We’ll help you blackmail Lincoln.*

**Lucy**:*Even though we’re completely against it.*

**Lisa**:*Excellent, now we can begin our plan.*

(*We cut to Lincoln watching TV and then sisters come down and Lori turns off the TV.*)

**Lori**:*Get up, twep, it’s time to do chore.*

**Lincoln**:(*Sighs*)*Okay, what chores do you want me to do?*

**Luan**:*Actually, Lincoln, you’re gonna be doing all our chore.*

**Lincoln**:*What?!*

**Lynn**:*That’s right, we have things to do and we can’t let our chores get in the way.*

**Lincoln**:(*Whines*)*Oh, come on! I don’t wanna do your chore!*

Lola:*We thought you might say that.*(*pulls a picture out of her pocket*)

(*Lola gives it to Lincoln and Lincoln gasps. We see a picture of Bun-Bun sitting in a chair, bound and gagged.*)

**Everyone**:Oh My Gosh!

**Lori**:That’s just awful!

**Loki**:I know! We wouldn’t do that!

**Lincoln**:But Luke flushed-Oh, right, that was a dream.

***Lincoln***:*Where is he?!*

**Lola**:*We’re not gonna tell you?!*

**Lynn**:*Not only that, we also have your comics.*

**Lincoln**:*What?!*

**Luan**:*Yeah, we’re not Lion!*(*laughs*)

**Luan**:We didn’t even mention Lions!

**Lola**:Also, we wouldn’t take your comics either. We know how much your comics mean to you.

**Lincoln**:*I can’t believe you guys did this!* *Even you Leni and Luan!*

**Leni**:*Uh,*(*Lori nudges Leni’s shoulder*)*yeah, we’re part of this.*

**Luna**:*Yeah, bro.*

**Lincoln**:*Okay, now I really don’t wanna your chores!*

**Lola**:*You’re gonna do our choices or else we’re gonna rip off all of Bun-Bun’s arms and legs.*

**Lynn**:And *We’ll shred up your comics.*

**Lori**:*So you have a choice, Lincoln.*

**Lincoln**:*Fine, I’ll be your assistant.*

**Lincoln**:And by assistant, you mean slave.

**Lori**:*Okay, my first chore is washing dishes.*

(*We cut to the kitchen and we see Lincoln wearing gloves and scrubbing dishes.He puts a dish on a stack of dishes.* )

**Lincoln**:(*sighs*)*Eight down, three to go.*

**Lori**:(*offscreen*)*Acutally Lincoln….*

(*We pan over to the kitchen table where all of the sisters are eating pancakes.*)

**Lynn**:*You have fourteen to go.*(burps)

**Lincoln**:(*Sighs*)*Fantastic.*

*(We cut to outside where the siblings and there’s a ladder leading against the house.*)

**Lynn:***My chore is to clean out the gutter.*

**Lincoln**:*Awww, but the gutters are gross.*

**Lori**:(*intimating voice*)*Awww, we don’t care. Now get up there!*

**Lola**:*Or your comics get it!*

**Lincoln**:*Fine!*

(*Lincoln takes a bucket and starts climbing up the ladder.*)

**Lori**:You don’t have to do this, you know. You could just stop.

**Lincoln**:And risk them hurting Bun-Bun and shredding my comics? I don’t think so.

**Lori**:Okay, here’s an idea. How about you call Mom and Dad and they’ll probably cut their vacation short.

**Lincoln**:Wow, that’s exactly what I’d do. Dang it, other me! Step up your game!

**(***We see Lincoln picking up the dirty leaves and puts them into a bucket***)**

**Lincoln**:*Augh! This is sick!*

**Lynn**:*Careful, birds will poop on you!*

**Lincoln**:*Wait, what?!*

(*A bird poops on Lincoln’s head,*)

**Everyone except Lana and Leif**: EWWW!

**Lana**:Don’t worry, bird poop washes out easily.

**Leif**:Yeah.

**Lincoln**:Actually Donkey poop washes out easily.

**Linka**:Yeah, it’s true.

**Lana**:How do you know, Lincoln?

**Leif**:How do you know, Linka?

**Lincoln**:Liam told me.

**Linka**:Lia told me.

**(***We cut to Lincoln in the backyard, mowing the lawn. We also see the sisters siting on a long chair, wearing sunglasses and drinking lemonade.***)**

**Lori**:*See Leni, don’t you feel relaxed?*

**Leni**:*Yeah, I guess.*

**Luna**:*I still don’t feel good about this.*

**Luan**:*You will soon.*

(*Lincoln stops mowing.*)

**Lincoln**:*I’m done.*

**Lola**:*Hmmmm, you missed a spot.*

(*Lincoln growls and starts mowing again. We then cut to a montage of Lincoln’s sisters’ chores.*)

\*\*\*

\**Lincoln wipes down the mirror and sink in the bathroom. Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa nod and gives him a thumbs up while Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily look on sadly.*

*\*Lincoln pours laundry detergent  in washing machine and turns it on. Lincoln then starts flood some clothes but Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa bombard Lincoln with unfolded clothes and he grumbles.*

*\*Lincoln is seen mopping the kitchen floor but he slips and falls. Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa see this and laugh.*

*\*We see Lincoln washing Charles, Cliff, Walt and Geo in the bathtub. Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa nod and gives him a thumbs up while Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily look on sadly.*

*\*We see Lincoln sees ironing the sisters and he wipes some sweat off  but Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa bombard Lincoln with unfolded clothes and he grumbles.*

*\*We then see Lincoln lugging a trash and then he throws it in the trash can but when Lincoln comes back, he runs into Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa and Lori brandishes a trash bag. Lincoln glares at them, snatches the bag and goes back outside.*

\*\*\*

(*The montage ends with Lincoln going to his room and plopping down on his bed.*)

**Lincoln**:*Finally, I’m done. I feel like I’m gonna die.*

**Lincoln**:Geez, that’s gross over exgaggeration.

**Lisa**:I concur.

(*Lincoln closes his eyes and falls asleep. Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily come in.***)**

**Leni**:*Poor little Linky.*

**Luna**:*The little dude’s been bustin’ his butt all day.*

**Lucy**:*Well, at least there’s no more chores to do.*

**Lana**:*Yeah, he’s needs rest.*

**Lily**:*Winky.*

(*Leni lays Lincoln on his back and Luna puts a pillow under his head. Leni tucks him in and kisses on his forehead.*)

**Leni**:*Sweet dreams, Linky.*

**Leni:***That’s pretty sweet.*

**Lori**:I guess, if only the rest of us were like that.

**(***The five leave the room and they go back to Lori and Len’s room.***)**

**Leni**:*Okay, all of the chores are done.*

**Luna**:*And now you can give Lincoln Bun-Bun and his comic.*

**Lincoln**:Phew, I hate seeing my counterpart suffer.

**Lori**:Actually, we’re not satisfied .

**Everyone**:OH,COME ON!

**Leni**:*What’d you mean?*

**Lynn**:*We been thinking, why should we have Lincoln’s services for only one day.*

**Lola**:*When we could have him for a few more days.*

**Lisa**:*We’re getting the same treatment from when we were at the campground.*

**Luan**:So how can we stop.

**Lana**:*We can make you by telling mom and dad.*

**Lori**:Lincoln could’ve done himself but okay.

**Lola**:*No, you’re not! If you do, Hops is french food!*

**Lana**:Grrrr...THAT’S IT! LISA, GIMME THAT WATCH!

**Lisa**:Lana!

(*Lana tackles Lisa to floor and she tries to get the watch. Everyone keeps shouting at Lana to stop and get off. Leni then steps in and prise Lana off of Lisa and squeeze her tight.* )

**Lana**:Let me go! Let me go! Nobody threatens my frog buddy! Nobody…(*breathes in and out*)

**Leni**:That’s it, deep breathes.

(*Lana keeps breathing in and out and Leni holds for a minute in a half. Later Lana is back original.*)

**Lori**:Feeling better?

**Lana**:Yeah, I’m sorry for my outburst. I just really hate this version of Lola.

**Lola**:Believe me, Lana, I hate that version of me too.

**Lori**:In fact, all of us hate the versions of the five us.

**Lisa**:Indeed, it seems our personality traits and flaws have been raised to an extremely bizarre degree.

**Lori**:But their Lincoln or the five “nicer” sisters can work out the problem and stop the “meaner” sisters.

**Luna**:*No, no more extorting us!*

**Leni**:*Yeah, we’re letting you treat Leni more!*

**Lana**:*Whether you blackmail us or not.*

**Lucy**:*We’re done and you’re done.*

(*The “Meaner” sisters groan*)

**Lori**:*Fine, we’ll stop treating Lincoln like a slave.*

**Lori**:See Lana, I told things would work itself out

**Leni***:Good, now if you’ll excuse us, we gonna go washup for bed.*

(*The “nicer” sisters go to bathroom*)

**Lola**:*So we’re just gonna let win*

**Lori**:Of course not.

**Lori**:I guess I spoke too soon.

**Lori**:*We don’t need them, we’ll just keep using Lincoln without them but we need to get them out of the house.*

**Luan:***I got an idea*

(*We fast forward to the next morning where we see Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily on the couch, watching TV. We also see Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa peeking outside the dining room and they are also next to land line.*)

**Lori**:*Are you sure this is gonna work, Luan?*

Luan:*Don’t worry, it’ll work. If you know me, I’m not a phone-y!*(*laughs*)*Get it?*

**Luan**:Finally, a joke that’s makes sense!

**(***Leni’s phone starts ringing***)**

**Leni**:(*Answers it*)*Hello?*

**Luan**:(*falsetto*)*Congradulations, Leni! You and your sisters have won an 100% off discount at the mall. This is sale is only for you, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily.*

(*The “Nicer” sisters gasp with excitement*)

**Leni**:*Like, that's totally awesome! Come on, guys! Let’s go to mall!*

(*The rest of the sisters cheer and they run out the door.*)

**Luna***:*Oh come on! I can imagine Leni falling for that but not me.

**Lucy**:Or me.

**Lana**:Or me.

**Lily**:Ar me*.*

**Luna**:Neither me, Lucy, Lana or Lily are that gullible.

**Lana**:By the way, Luna, no offense.

**Leni**:None taken.

**Lynn**:*Yes! They’re gone!*

**Lori**:*Now what do we do?*

**Lynn:**Get our souls back?

(*Everyone laughs*)

**Luan**:Burn!

(*Lynn and Luan high five*)

**Lisa**:*We’ve give our tasks to do.*

**Lori**:*Like what? There’s nothing left. He’s all of our chore.*

**Luan**:*Then we have to make one up!* (*laughs*)

**Luan, Lane and Bebe**:*That’s not a pun!*

**(***We cut to shows Lincoln sleeping on his bed. Then all the sudden, he hears a knock on the door.***)**

**Lincoln**: (*Tired*) Ugh…

(Another knock is heard)

**Lincoln**:(*Tired*) *Go away, I'm trying to sleep.*

**Lynn**:*That’s it!*

(*Lynn kicks down the door and slaps him in the face*)

**Lincoln**:*Ow! Lynn!*

**Lynn**:*Get up, Stinkoln!*

**Lincoln**:*I told you to stop calling me that.*

**Lincoln**:I’ll say it again, I don’t have a problem with being called that.

**Lori**:*Whatever, you’ve got more chores to do.*

**Lincoln**:*But I already did all your chores.*

**Lori**:*Oh, my mom and dad texted us and they said you need to help do my nails, Help Lynn with her karate and help Lisa with an experiment and--*

**Lincoln**:*What?! They would never make me do that stuff!*

**Lori**:*Oh, they would, they also said if you don’t  do what your sisters say, we’ll sell Bun-Bun and your comics.*

**Lincoln**:(*Gasps*)*They would never!*

**Lynn**:*They would and they did. Look.*

(*Lori and Luan show him the mom and dad texts sent them.*)

**Lori**:Great, in this universe Mom and Dad are bad parents.

**Lisa**:It’s like some toxic being created this universe and made everyone in the family, except Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily, immoral, selfish, senseless fools.

**Lincoln***:*(*Sighs*)*Fine, I’ll do it.*

**Lori**:*Great, just give us a minute.*

(*The five sisters leave the room.*)

**Lynn**:(*Whispers*)Yes, it worked!

**Lori**:(*Whispers*)*Nice work changing your phone name to Lynn Sr., Lynn Jr.*

**Lynn**:*Thanks, nice job changing your phone number to Rita, Luan.*

**Luan**:*No problem.*

**Lori:**Okay, that makes more sense.

**Leni**:I guess they’re not bad parents after all.

**(***We cut to Lori and Leni where Lincoln is painting Lori’s nails and then he finishes.***)**

**Lori**:*These are perfect! Bobby will love these !*

**Lincoln**:*Don’t care anyone other than Bobby?*

**Lori**:*Nope, especially not you.*

**Lori**:That’s not true! I care about everyone especially you, Lincoln.

**Lincoln**:Don’t worry, Lori, I know.

**Lisa**:What I might add is that what Lori said is major contradiction since she and other “meaner” sisters are working together. It’s like we’re watching a movie where no proofread the script.

**(***Lynn comes in, grabs Lincoln and drags him to her room.* *She dresses up in a karate gi and assume a fighting stance.***)**

**Lynn**:*Alright, Stinkoln, let’s go!*

**Lincoln**:*Somebody help me.*

(*Lynn starts delivering a series of punches and kicks. Lynn then hits with him some chops and open palm strikes. Finally, Lynn kicks Lincoln in the nose and he falls to the ground.*)

**Lincoln**:(*In agony*)*I think you broke my nose.*

**Lynn**:*I couldn’t care less besides you’ll walk it off.*

**Lynn**:Okay, no. I may play rough but I still care about your safety.

**(***Lisa comes in, grabs Lincoln and drags him to her room.***)**

**Lincoln**:*What experiments do, Lisa?*

**Lisa**:*First, I have this healing cream*

(*Lisa applied the ointment to his nose, and within a few seconds, the pain began to subside as the product did its work.*)

**Lincoln**:*My nose is healed!!*

**Lisa**:That’s the first out of the many nice should’ve done for Lincoln.

**Lisa**:*Now for the next experiment.*

(*Lisa opens her draw and takes out a needle.*)

**Lincoln**:Uh, oh.

**Lisa**:*Hold still. This may pinch a little.*

(*Lisa pricks Lincoln and injects the serum in his body.*)

**Lincoln**:*That wasn’t so bad.*(*Sees Lisa take out a cup*)*What are you doing with that cup?*

**Lisa**:*I want you to breathe in and out.*

(*Lincoln breathe in and then out but then milk squirts out of his nose and it lands*)

**Lincoln**:(*Bewildered*)*Did milk just come out of me.*

**Lisa**:*Yes, that means my human cow experiment is success.*

**Lincoln**:*Gross.*

**Lisa:** No.

**Leni**: What?

**Lisa**: No. I am not buying into the idea that I - or anyone - could invent a simple serum that can make the human body produce lactose. I’m not a wizard!

**(***Lola then comes into Lisa and Lily’s room***)**

**Lola**:Hey, Linky! (*pulls out a fancy suit*) *I need a butler for my tea party. You're it.*

**Lincoln**:(*Sigh*)*Fine, I’ll do it.*

**Lola**:Great!

(*We cut to Lana and Lola’s room whereLincoln is seen wearing the suit Lola provided.*)

**Lola***:Top me off, Linkington.* (*Lincoln tips the teacup over.*) *I don't hear any tea!*

(*Lincoln sighs, and tips the teacup over while making a whooshing sound to make it sound like tea is pouring out.* )

(*We cut to Lincoln going to Luna and Luan’s room.*)

**Lincoln**:*What do need me for, Luan?*

**Luan**:*I’m planing to throw pies at kids on my next client’s birthday and I want to practice on you.*

**Lincoln**:*Fine, let’s get this over with.*

(*Lincoln gets on a stool and Luan starts throwing pies at Lincoln’s face.*)

**Luan**:*You got pied!*(*laughs*)

**Lane:**Boo! You stink!

**Luan**:It’s supposed be you got creamed.

**(***We cut to the five “meaner” sisters in the kitchen and they purposely spill their drinks on the floor* **)**

**Lori**:(*Pretending to be worried*)*Oh, we spilled our drinks.*

**Lynn**:*Whatever shall we do?*

**The sister**:*Oh, Lincoln!*

(*Lincoln darts to the kitchen and he is flabbergasted by the big mess*)

**Lincoln**:(*sighs*)*I’ll get the mop.*

(*We cut to Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa on the couch and they are watching tv.*)

**The sister**:*Oh, Lincoln!*

(*Lincoln comes downstairs and he has an annoyed look on his face.*)

**Lincoln**:*What?*

**Lori**:*Could you rub our feet?*

**Lincoln**:(*sighs*)*Fine, I’ll rub your feet.*

(*The five girls kick off their shoes and they put their feet on the coffee table. Lincoln starts rubbing each of their feet.*)

**Lincoln**:*I am totally gonna wash my hands after this. Twice.*

(*We cut to the kitchen where Lori is stirring a steaming pot, Lynn is sitting at the kitchen table, Lola and Lisa are looking through the fridge and Luan is looking through cupboards.*)

**Luan**:(*Pulls out a shaker*) *I found the chili powder!*

**Lola**:(*Pull out a jar and a sauce bottle*) *I found the jalapenos and the horse radish sauce!*

**Lisa**:(*Pull out a jar and a sauce bottle*)*I found the chili peppers and hot sauce!*

**Lynn**:*Hmmm, not good enough. Get the shredded pepper jack cheese and the spicy guacamole. Luan, get the spicy cheese puffs. Oh, and Lori add extra beans, regular and refried.*

**Lori**:*Are you sure about this, Lynn?*

**Lincoln:**Why are they cooking now?

**Bippa**:Maybe they took a break from torturing you and decided to make you some lunch for your troubles.

**Lincoln**:I wouldn’t be so sure of that.

**(***Lori adds different types of beans to the chili, such as black beans, pinto beans and kidney beans. Luan adds chili powder, chili peppers and jalapenos. Lori stirs up the pot and they let it simmer. Lynn stirs together the flour and water to make a paste. Stick three tortillas together and top with another two.*

*Lola spreads some refried beans and Lisa spreads some spicy guacamole.  Lynn squeezes large amounts of Hot Sauce and then she adds a lot of horse radish sauce. Lori adds the chili and then Lynn adds the pepper jack cheese and then the spicy cheese puffs.*

*They wrap the whole thing up, creating a giant burrito. Lori takes the burrito and puts it in the oven. After few minutes, the burrito is done, Lori takes it out and puts it on the kitchen table. After letting it cool, Lynn sits in front of it and gazes at it.*)

**Lynn**:*This burrito looks almost too good to eat...almost. Are you sure you guys don’t some?*

**Luan**:*Um...We’re sure.*

**Lori**:*Yeah.*

**Lynn**:*Eh, you’re lost.*

(*Lynn then eats it all in one huge bite.*)

**Bippa**:She ate that whole thing by herself? I guess I was wrong.

**Lincoln**:Wait a minute, they didn’t add lettuce, tomatoes, ranch or sour cream. Only the spicy stuff and the beans, both regular and refried. (*becomes worried*)Oh no...don’t tell me…

**Lynn**:*Man,that hit the spot.*

(*Lynn’s stomach start grumbling and lets out a large fart. The sisters cough and gag.*)

**Lynn**:Well,it’s like in the song. Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you-(*Farts*)Ah.

**Lola**:*You might want to the bathroom.*

**Lori**:*Like, right now.*

**Lana**:Eh? I thought saying "like" was Leni's thing.

**Leni**:Now this Lori is really mean. You don’t can’t someone else’s catchphrase! That’s copyright infringement.

**Lisa**:That doesn’t really apply here.

**Lynn**:*Oh, right.*

(*Lynn starts running out and then she runs upstairs, while farting at the same time.* *Lynn finally makes it to the bathroom.* *We cut to Lincoln’s room where he’s lying on his bed, playing a hand held video game.*)

**Lincoln**:*Huh, they haven’t ask to do chore in 2 hours. Finally, those bullies have finally gotten bored of treating me like a slave.* *Now I should probably go to the bathroom. I've been holding it for a long time, and I gotta use it!*

***Lisa***:Okay, we don’t need to know that. That has nothing to do with the situation at hand.

**(***Lincoln leaves his room but then he hears a cacophony of farts from the bathroom.***)**

**Lincoln**:*What the-?*

(*Lincoln walks over to the bathroom door.  he can see clouds of flatulence seeping out and then he knocks on the door.* )

**Lincoln**:*Who’s in there?*

**Lynn**:*Me, who else.*

**Lincoln**:*Lynn?*(*sighs*)*Can please hurry? I really have to go!*

**Lynn**:*Hang on, I gotta really seal the deal!*

(*Lynn lets out the longest fart that she’s ever let out. The door bent outward and Lincoln back up from the door. This goes on for half a minute until it’s finally silent.But the silence is broken by a toilet flush. Lynn comes out and stretches.*)

**Lynn**:*Phew, much better. Oh, me and the others you want to clean the toilet and unclog the toilet. Oh, and could you get some new toilet paper? We’re all out.*

**Lynn**:Okay, let’s get one thing straight. I may have clogged toilet at one point or another. Either when dad makes something that’ll give me gas or I don’t go number two until I’m number two but I don’t do it on purpose.

**Lincoln**:*No way, I’m not going in there! I’ll suffocate !*

**Lynn**:*You better do it or it’s curtains for bun-bun and your comics!*

**Lincoln**:*Okay, okay, I’ll do it.*

**Lynn**:*Good.*

**Lincoln**:(*Grumbles*)*Lynniot.*

**Lynn**:*I heard that!*

**Everyone except Lily and Leon**:GOOD!

(*Lily and Leon blow raspberries*)

**(***Lincoln gets some supplies, a new roll and a gas mask and he goes back to the bathroom.***)**

**Lincoln**:*This is the worst experience of my life.*

(*We cut to to a bus parking in front of the Loud House. Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily get off the bus, looking sad.*)

**Leni**:*I can’t believe there weren’t any discounts at any stores at the mall.*

**Luna**:*What kind of caller would lie to us like that?*

**Lincoln**:I got a name and it rhymes with Bhutan.

**Leni**:Lynn?

**Lincoln**:(*Facepalms*)No, it’s Luan!

**(***The sisters go inside and they find Lincoln on the couch, looking a exhausted.***)**

**Lana**:*Lincoln, are you okay?*

(*Lincoln sits up and he narrowed his eyes at them*)

**Lincoln**:*Oh. It's you. What do you want ?*

**Luna**:*Hey, bro. Why do have your knickers in a knot?*

**Lincoln**:*Because you in a hand in the mean sisters’ little game.*

**Leni**:*Linky!*

**Lincoln**:*I can’t you did this me! I thought of you guys as the nicest ones in this house!*

**Lori**:(*Rolls her eyes*)Of course, you did. Just because Leni accepts you for your white hair.

**Luan**:And because you, Luna and Clyde went to a concert together.

**Lynn**:And because Lucy and you worked together to find who clogged toilet.

**Lola**:And because you and Lana saved some frogs.

**Lisa**:And because Lily is an infant.

**Lori**:While we’re the meanest ones in the house, just because I threaten to turn you into a human pretzel.

**Luan**:And because I prank you.

**Lynn**:And because I roughhouse with you.

**Lola**:And because I tell on you.

**Lisa**:And because I experiment.

**Lori**:That’s what makes us mean apparently. We’re devils and their angels.

(*The other five sisters look at them.*)

**Lori**:You know we don’t mean that, right?

**Leni**:Don’t worry, we know.

**Lincoln**:*I guess I was wrong. You’re just as bad as rest of them.*

**Lana**:*Lincoln, you got it all wrong. We didn’t want to treat you like a slave.*

**Lincoln**:*What?*

**Leni**:*They blackmailed us into helping them.*

**Lincoln**:*Really?*

**Luna**:*Yeah, baby bro. Luan threaten to destroy my axe.*

**Leni**:*Lori threaten to sell clothes on the internet.*

**Lucy**:*Lynn threaten to throw Edwin off the roof.*

**Lana**:*Lola threaten to eat hops and Lisa threaten to dump Lily’s teddy bear into acid.*

**Lily**:*Teddy.*

**Lincoln**:*Oh my goodness, I had know idea. I’m sorry, guys.*

**Leni**:*It’s okay, Linky. We just need to call Mom and Dad.*

**Lincoln**:*Don’t worry, we will, but first we need to find my comics and Bun-Bun.*

**Lana**:*Hmmm, they could be in Lisa’s room. Why don’t we check there?*

**Lincoln**:*Good idea.*

(*They go upstair and they go in Lisa and Lily’s room. The six of sisters look through the room but they can’t find them.*)

**Lincoln**:*They have to be here somewhere.*

**Luna**:*What about the closet, dudes?*

**Lincoln**:*We could check.*

(*Lincoln opens the closet and they find a small safe with a password panel.*)

**Lincoln**:*A safe! They must be in there!*

**Lana**:*But it’s locked.*

**Lincoln**:*Dang it, how are we gonna open it?*

(*Lily gets out of Leni’s arm and then she types in the password.*)

**Computer**:*Access granted.*

**Lily***:*(*smiles*) *Poo poo!*

**Luna***:Oh my gosh Lily, that was so amazing! You knew the password!*

**Luna**:Wait a minute, if  Lily knew the password the whole time, then why didn’t she show the five of the or Lincoln?

**Lisa**:Also, how did she get the password? Did she watch put in the password?

**Lana**:Even it she did, that still doesn’t explain why he show us?

**Lori**:This just doesn’t make any sense.

**Lincoln**:Yeah, this is another Deus Ex Machina but this time, it’s an anime.

**(***Lincoln opens the safe and he finds Bun-Bun and his comics***)**

**Lincoln**:*My comics! Bun-Bun!*

(*Lincoln grabs them and embrace them. We cut to the rest of the sisters in the living room and they look mad.*)

**Lori**:*It's been three hours. Where is he?*

**Luan**:*We probably should find him.*

**Lori**:*Yeah, we should.*

(*The Five sisters get out of Lori and Leni’s room and they look in Lincoln’s room. Next they look Luna and Luan’s room then Lynn and Lucy’s room and they look in Lana and Lola.*)

**Lola**:*Where could he be?*

**Lisa**:*There’s only one room left. Mine and Lily’s room.*

(*They go in  and they find Lincoln, still hugging his comics and Bun-Bun and the rest of the sisters.*)

**Lincoln**:Wait, why were we still in there? We should have left already

**Lori**:(gasps)*Lincoln! You’re supposed to be painting my toenails!*

**Luan**:*And help me write my comedy bits!*

**Lynn**:*And practicing dodgeball with me!*

**Lola**:*And giving me a massage!*

**Lisa**:*And cleaning my test tube!*

**Lincoln**:*No way! I’ve got Bun-Bun and my comics back and you guys can’t use me anymore!*

**Lola**:*Not if I have anything to say about it!*

(*Lola grabs Bun-Bun and the comics. The “mean” sisters run away with them.*)

**Lincoln**:*HEY! MY STUFF!*

**Lana**:*GIVE THEM BACK TO HIM!*

**Luna**:*Get them!*

(*They run after them. They go downstairs and they run around the couch and then they run into the kitchen and then they go outside and start fighting in a cloud of dusk*)

**Mr.Grouse**:*Louds! Keep it down!*

**Lincoln**:*Ha-ha! I got my comics!*

**Lynn**:(*Brandishes Bun-Bun*)*Yeah, well we have Bun-Bun!*

(*Lola blows a raspberry*)

**Lola**:I don’t do that! Only Lily and Lana do that!

**Lana and Lily**:Yeah!/ya!

***Lincoln and the rest of the sisters***:*Hey!*

(*They run back inside and they go upstairs but then the “meaner” sisters make it to the top and Luan pulls out a pie-zooka and starts shooting at them. A few miss Lincoln, Luna, Lily and Lana but a few hit Leni and Lucy and they fall down the steps.*)

**Lori**:*Lynn, you take it!* (*passes Bun-Bun to Lynn*)

(*The “meaner’ sisters run to their respective rooms and Lincoln and the remaining sisters make it to the top. Lincoln and the remaining sisters make it to the up and Lincoln runs to Lynn and Lucy’s room. He finds Lynn in her room kicking Bun-Bun up into the air and then bounced him off of her elbow. Next she knocked him up again with her foot and then bopped him again using her forehead.*)

**Lincoln**:*LYNN, YOU MONSTER!*

(*Lincoln jumps on Lynn and begins punching her. She bites his fist and he screams in pain. They roll around on the floor and Lynn puts Lincoln in a headlock.* )

**Lynn**:*Give it a rest, Stinkoln! You’re too old for this stupid toy!*

**Lincoln**:*No, I’m not! And stop calling me that!*

(*They roll around again and Lincoln starts punching Lynn in face and Lincoln delivers a strong punch to her face, breaking her nose in the proccess.*)

**Lincoln**:Oh come on! I wouldn’t break your nose either! Not even Anime me would do that and he shoots laser from his hands.

**Lynn**:Did you get more attention than me when we were little or something? Because that could explain why I hate you. And did I break one of your old toys and that’s why you hate me? Because that’s what it seems.

**Lincoln**:Maybe in this universe but in our’s? definitely not.

**Lynn***:Lori!*

**Lori**:(*pops in*)*Yes!*

(*Lynn throws Bun-Bun to Lori and she runs to her room.*)

**Lincoln**:*Bun-Bun!*

**Leni**:*(comes upstairs*)*Don’t worry, Linky, I’ll save him!*

(*Leni runs to her and Leni’s room.*)

**Leni**:*Give Bun-Bun back to Linky!*

**Lori**:*No, I want my toenails painted!*

**Lori**:You know I can paint my nails myself or I have Leni

**Lori**:*Besides the twerp’s too old for this toy anyway.*

**Leni**:*No, he’s not!*

(*The two eldest siblings began fighting over toy. Lori grabbed Leni's hair but Leni countered by giving her a powerful bite to her thigh.*)

**Leni**:Okay, I may have fought with you, Lori but I’ve never bitten you.

**Lori**:*Luan!*

**Luan**:(*pops in*)*Yeah!*

(*Lori throws Bun-Bun to Luan and she runs to her room, Luna chases after her.*)

**Luna**:*Give Bun-Bun back to my little bro!*

**Luan**:*Never!*

(*Luan drops Bun-Bun and pulls sharpen pencil and sling shot. She loads it and pulls the slingshot back and aims it at  Luna.*)

**Luna**:*Luan, what are doing?*

**Luan**:*Just making my.. Point!*

(*Luan shoots the pencils Luna but Luna ducks and the pencils get lodge into the walls.*)

**Luan**:Okay, on one hand, good pun, I’m glad that she’s making puns that make sense. But on the other hand, I wouldn’t do that, I don’t want to poke your eyes out.

**(***Luna jumps at Luan but Luan kicks Bun-Bun out of the room and they fight in a cloud of dust. Lola picks up the rabbit.***)**

**Lola**:*Yes! I got it!*

**Lana**:*Oh no, you don’t!*

(*Lana lunges at Lola but she dodges and runs away.*)

**Lana**:*Guys, she’s getting away!*

(*Lincoln and the “nicer” sisters chase after Lola but the “mean "sisters chase after the group. We cut to a typical chasing scene, where everyone runs through different doors. Lucy chases Lynn and they go to their room. Lori chases Leni and they go to their room. Luna chases Luan with her guitar but as they go to their room, Luna runs out of the room as Luan chases her with a mallet and they go to another room.*

*Lana chases Lola on a pogo stick while Lola rides in her princess jeep and they go to another room. Lily with Bun-Bun in her mouth, fastly crawls to another room while Lisa chases after her.  Lincoln chases after Lynn, Lola chase after Luna, Lana chases after Lori, Lynn chases after Leni and Lucy chases after Luan.*)

**Luan**:Man, this is a classic chase scene.

**(**They continue running through the doors until Lincoln comes out of a door, holding up the Bun-Bun.**)**

**Lincoln**:*Yes, I gotcha Bun-Bun!*

**The “meaner” sisters**:*OH NO,YOU DON'T!!!*

***Lana***:Ruh-roh!

**(***The five of them tackle Lincoln in a cloud in but then other five join in and they all start fighting over the toy and tear it apart.***)**

**(***Everyone gasps and then Lincoln tearing up but Lynn puts her arm around him and pulls him close.***)**

**(***Lincoln falls to his knees and picks up the remains of his rabbit. The “Nicer” sisters look at Lincoln sadly.***)**

**Leni**:*We’re sorry, Linky.*

**Luna**:*Yeah, bro. We didn’t mean for this to happen.*

**Lucy**:*It was an accident.*

**Lana**:*Yeah, we can help you fix him.*

**Lana**:Actually, I couldn't knit or sew to save my life. If I can’t make a pillow then I can’t fix Bun-Bun.

**Lily**:*Sowy, Winky.*

**Lola**:*Oh, it’s not a big deal. It’s just a toy.*

**Lola**:What?

**Lynn**:*Yeah, you don’t need a stuff rabbit, you’re eleven year old.*

**Lynn**:Excuse me?

**Lori**:*Yeah, you can finally stop being child and grow and be an adult.*

**Lori**:Actually, he is an adult, you’re the one who’s the child.

***Luan***:*Yeah, don’t be so stuffed up!* (*Laughs*) *Get it? But seriously you need to grow up.*

***Luan*:**Okay, not only is this version of me being callous but she’s going back to using puns that down make any sense. It’s really inconsistent.

***Lisa*:***Indeed, it is just a fake oryctolagus cuniculus.*

***Lisa***:That Lincoln grew up with.

**(***Lincoln looks up with an angry expression and tears in his eyes. He starts grinding his teeth then he clenches his fists really tightly, his vein start becoming visible and his face turns red.***)**

**Lola**:Oh Lincoln, quit being a baby! You’ll get over it someda-

**Lincoln**:*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*

(*Lincoln delivers a strong punch to Lola’s face. The impact of the punch has given Lola a hideous black eye, and a majority of her teeth to fall out.*)

**Lori**:*Linciln! What have yo-*

**Lincoln**:*YOU IDIOTS! THIS IS ALL YOU'RE FAULT, YOU CAUSED BUN-BUN TO RIPPED UP! ALL YOU’VE DOING IS TREATING ME LIKE SLAVE!  YOU GUYS HAVE INSULTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!  LORI, I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE BORN FIRST! THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HOG EVERYTHING! AND FOR PETE SAKE, GET YOU'RE NOSE OUT OF YOUR PHONE! LUAN, FIND A NEW ASSISTANT, BECAUSE I QUIT! LYNN, STAY AWAY FROM ME FOREVER! YOU'RE BIG FAT BULLY WHO HAS EATS WAY TOO MUCH AND CARES TOO MUCH ABOUT SPORTS! NEXT TIME YOU NEED A SPARING PARTNER, DON'T LOOK AT ME! LOLA, I WILL NEVER BE YOU'RE BUTLER AND NEVER PLAY WITH YOU EVER AGAIN! YOU'RE NOT A PRINCESS AND I'M NOT YOUR BUTLER! I'M YOU'RE BROTHER YOU EVIL BRAT! AND LISA, IF YOU USE ME TO TEST ANOTHER ONE OF YOU'RE STUPID EXPERIMENTS, I'M GONNA SMASH THEM INTO PIECE! YOU GUYS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF BULLIES! AS OF RIGHT NOW, I'M OFF LIMITS TO YOU 5! YOU KEPT SAYING ME HAVING BUN-BUN IS BEING IMMATURE! WELL GUESS WHAT, IT’S NOT! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD KNOW THAT! YOU ARE THE WORST SISTERS IN THE WORLD AND I HATE YOU!*

**(***We cut to everyone with their ears covered.***)**

**Lola**:Is it over?

**Lori**:Yeah, it seems like it.

**Lincoln**:Man, that other had some angered built up inside him.

**Luna**:Way harsh, dude.

**Luke**:You said it.

**Lexx**:If Linka’s Bun-Bun broke, it would be not pretty.

**Leif**:Yeah.

**Linka**:But that’s thing, I wouldn’t be like this Lincoln. I wouldn’t knock your teeth.

**(***Lincoln stomps to his room and slams the door behind him. The “Nicer” sisters glare at the “Meaner” sisters.***)**

**Luna**:*I hope you five are happy.*

**Lucy**:*You caused all this.*

**Lana**:*I kept telling you don't make Lincoln angry. You won't like it when he's angry.*

**Leni**:*Now we’re calling Mom and Dad and you’re gonna be in big trouble.*

(*The Five of them hang their heads in shame. Leni pulls her phone and starts calling Mom and Dad. We cut to living room where the parents talking to “Meaner” sisters* )

**Lynn Sr.** :*You girls should be ashamed of yourselves, not only have you not done your chores like we told you to, but you also treated Lincoln like servant by blackmailing him. That’s only the worst of it, you broke Lincoln’s toy.*

**Rita**:*And to think you girls could actually get away with this! I can't believe you got Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily involved with all of this! You girls are grounded for two weeks!*

***Lori*:**Two weeks? With way they acted, they deserve two months.

**Lucy**:Or two decades.

**Lars**:I agree.

**Bella**:Me too.

(*Everyone cringes in fear*)

**Lori**:*But Mom!*

**Lynn Sr.**:(*angry*) *No buts from any of you! You’ve treating Lincoln like a punching bag for years but no more! Why can’t you be like other sisters.*

**Lola**:*But He knocked out my teeth and gave me a black eye!*

**Lynn**:*And he broke my nose!*

**Lynn Sr.** :*You two deserve it.*

**(***Everyone gawks at the screen***)**

**Lori**:Wait a minute! They’re literally not call out Lincoln for giving Lola a black eye and knocking her teeth or for breaking Lynn’s nose?!

**Lynn**:Okay. Okay, this earth...this stupid, good for nothing, earth is making our parents look like the worst parents ever! Let me get straight they single us, they think we’ve treated our brother like dirt for many years-which we don’t which we didn’t by the way-they give us a punishment that’ll last like 14 days and now they say that I deserve to my have nose broken and Lola  deserves to have a black eye and missing teeh.

**Leni**:Okay, I take it back. These are bad parents.

***Rita***:*It shows you how it feels to be abused.*

(*The parents walk to their room, leaving the sisters feeling guilty about their action*. *We cut to the night time where Lincoln is laying in the dark, with a tissue in one hand, mournfully looking a photo of herself and Bun-Bun. There's a knock at the door.*)

**Lincoln**:*Come in, I guess.*

(*In comes Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily.*)

**Leni**:*Hey Linky, are you okay?*

**Lincoln**:*No, I’ve lost Bun-Bun forever.*

Lana:*No, you haven’t because we fixed him!*

(*Leni pulls Bun-Bun from her* *pocket and Lincoln gasps and hugs his little rabbit.*)

**Lincoln**:*Thanks guy guys.*

**Luna**:*No problem, bro.*

**Lucy***:And don’t worry, we’re here for you.*

**Lana**:*Even if the others hate you, we still love you.*

**Lincoln**:*It’s okay, I already hate them.*

**Lincoln**:Okay, we get it! You hate them! You told us already!

**(***Leni, Luna, Lucy. Lana and Lily hug Lincoln***)**

**Lincoln**:*Can you guys stay with me?*

**Leni**:*Sure, we’re gonna stay in here anyway.*

**Luna**:*We didn’t want to sleep with those jerk.*

**Lincoln:**You do realise that my room is a linen closet and can only fit two people, right?

(*Leni, Lucy and Luna tuck themselves in while Lana and Lily sleep on the other end of the bed.*)

**Lincoln**:*Leni, one more thing.*

**Leni**:*Yeah, Linky?*

**Lincoln**: *Sometimes I wish you, Luna, Lucy, Lana, and Lily were my only sisters. You're the best sisters I've ever had.*

**Leni**:(*Smiles and kisses Lincoln's forehead*) *Aw, Linky, that's sweet.*

**Leni:**No, no, it’s not! It’s not sweet wishing for some of our family didn't exist! Especially Lori, since me and her are very close.

**Luan**:Man, everyone in this universe are jerk faces!

**Lincoln**:I agree.

**(***Everyone in the room falls to sleep. We cut to the moring where Lincoln and the “Nicer” sisters watching TV. The “Meaner” sisters watch them sit together and tears start welling up in their eyes. They run downstairs and once they get to the couch, they fall on their knees.***)**

**Lori**:*Oh,Lincoln, we’re sorry for what we put through!*

**Luan**:*We should have known better.*

**Lynn**:*We were jerks. Big heartless jerks*

**Lola**:*We deserved what we’ve got.*

**Lisa**:*While I do not care for inane human emotions, I want forgiveness, dear siblings.*

**Lincoln**:*I don’t know, I’m still mad at you.*

**Lori**:*Please, guys! We'll do anything!*

**Lincoln and other sisters**:*Hmm? Anything?*

(*We cut to Lori and Leni’s room where Leni is making some maid outfit  for the “meaner” sisters and they look annoyed. We the see the “Meaner” sisters in their making maid outfit, in the kitchen, making breakfast. Lynn cracking eggs in a mixing bowl and Luan adding flour. Lola and Lisa are stirring batter in bowls while Lori mans the stove. The five of them serve pancakes to Lincoln and the rest of sisters. We then see Lori doing Lincoln’s laundry, Lynn cleaning out the gutters, Luan mopping the floor, Lola washing the pets and Lisa wiping down the sink.*

*Finally, we see Lincoln and the “Nicer” sisters on the couch while Lynn bushes his hair, Lori paints Leni’s toenails, Lola rubbing Lana’s feet, Luan paints Lucy’s fingernails and Lisa changes Lily’s diaper.*)

**Lincoln:***Ah, nothing like me and my favorite sisters being taken care of.*

**Luna**:*You said it, bro.*

**Leni**:Aren’t we doing the same thing the other sisters did?

**Lola**:Yeah, but they are gonna punished? No, because they’re saints and devils.

**Lane**:Well, at least there isn’t a universe wher we’re glorified and vilified

**Levi**:I sorry to combust your bubble but…

(*Levi selects earth negative 11 and we see Loki, Lane, Boy Lynn, Lexx, and Levi in butler outfits, taking care of Linka, Loni, Luke, Lars, Leif and Leon.*)

**Loki**:Oh, come on! Are you kidding me?!

**Lynn(Boy)**:There’s a universe where we’re glorified and vilified too?!

**Luke**:That’s just not fair, dudes!

**Brenda**:I assume there’s a universe where same thing too?

**Bella**:Most likely.

**Brenda**:Just great.

**Lori**:That only begs into question, who is your favorite, Lincoln?

**Loki**:And who is your favorite brother, Linka?

**Betty**:And who is your favorite sister, warren?

**Everyone else**:Yeah, who is it?

**Lincoln**:Well, uh…

**Warren**:Here’s the thing…

**Linka**:We don’t have a favorite?

(*Everyone look at them confused*)

**Lola**:Why not?

**Lexx**:Yeah, why not?

**Lincoln**:It’s a little hard to explain.

**Lori**:Don’t worry, we’ll explain.

**Loki**:Yeah, you can tell us anything.

**Linka**:Alright, if you say so.

(*Lincoln, Linka and Warren get up and stand infront of everyone.*)

**Lincoln**:Well, the reason is you guys are unique in your own way. There are thing that we like about you guys, and the things that… let's just say I'm less fond of. We would list them but I don’t to get side tracked.

**Linka**:The reason the Lincoln, Linka and Warren on earths 11, -11 and -13, have favorites because their sisters have caused him  physical and emotional pain. They probably caused them to run away or something.

**Warren**:And none of you have done that to us. You guys may tease us but we can take the teasing.

**Lincoln**:And you never take it too far, you never say anything like “I hate your white hair” or “I wish didn’t exist”.

**Linka**:And you’ve  never destroyed any of my stuff.

**Lincoln**:Especially not Bun-Bun.

**Linka**:Yeah.

**Warren**:Another reason is you all have done so many nice things for us, it’s hard to choose.

**Lincoln**:Yeah, I’ll list a few but it’ll only be brief. You helped me with my diorama, you got me my cereal, you helped win that comic book contest  and so on.

**Linka**:Yeah, you boys done that for me too and it wasn’t only one of you or couple of you or half of you, it was all of you.

**Lincoln**:I mean me and Linka had some one on one bonding with each of you. Like Luna, I spent some time at the SMOOCH concert and Luke, you probably spent some time with Linka at a SMOOCH concert too.

**Luna and Luke**:It’s true.

**Lincoln**:And that’s something Luan brought up earlier. Some would think because of that, they would think your guardian,but we’re just hanging like any other siblings would.

**Warren**:Beisdes none of us need only one of you and you know why?

**Leni**:Acutally, no.

**Lincoln**:Because and this is the third reason, because there isn't one of you that I could imagine my life without.

**Linka**:Yeah, me neither.

**Warren**:Not me either.

**Lincoln**:And you mean so much to each of us. And girls, I think you’re all the best sisters in the world.

**Warren**:I think you’re best sisters in the world too.

**Linka**:And boys, I think you’re all the best brothers in the world.

(*Everyone beams with pride and they get up from their seat. The sisters hug Lincoln, the brothers hug Linka and the sisters hug Warren.*)

**Lori**:That literally was so sweet, Lincoln!

**Loki**:Really sweet, Linka!

**Betty**:Ultra sweet, Warren!

**Lola**:We’re glad you guys feel that about us.

**Lexx**:Because all of three can see the good in people.

**Bernadette**:And that’s what we like about all three of you.

**Lori**:And don’t worry, we won’t ever ask you about again.

**Leni**:Because you’re our favorite brother.

**Blair**:You’re our favorite brother too.

**Loni**:And you’re our sister.

**Lincoln**:But, I'm your only brother.

**Warren**:So am I.

**Linka**:And I’m your only sister.

**Luna**:You’re favorite version, little bro.(*kisses his cheek*)

**Barbara**:You’re our favorite version too.(*kisses his cheek*)

**Luke**:And you’re our favorite version, little sis.(*kisses her cheek*)

(*Lincoln, Linka and Warren blush and they grin.*)

**Lincoln**:Oh, you guys.

**Lori**:Ooh.. Are Linky and his counterparts embarrassed by being kissed.

(*The others adopted mischievous grins.*)

**Lincoln, Linka and Warren**:W-What? N-no.

**Lisa**:Your brief stutters seem suggest otherwise.

**Lincoln**:W-W-We don't know what you're talking about.

(*Lincoln, Linka and Warren try to slip away from them but Beulah ropes the coat rack, creating a makeshift trip wire. Lincoln, Linka and Warren trip over the rope and they fall to the floor.*)

**Lane**:Oh, but I think you do.

**Leni**:And there’s only one way to find out.

**Lynn(Boy)**:GET THEM!

(*They all tackle them. Lincoln is surrounded his sisters, who smother him with kisses. Linka’s brother smother her with  kisses too and so does warren’s sisters.* *All three of 11 year olds pretend to struggle while they laughed hysterically.*)

**Lincoln**:Okay! Okay! We give! We give!

(*The sisters get off of Lincoln, the brothers get off of Linka and the rabbit sisters get off of Warren. They gave them space, so that they could regain their breath while their laughter slowly died down, tears still in their eyes. It took a few seconds, but they eventually sat up, wiped away the tears, and smiled at each of their siblings.*)

**Lincoln, Linka and Warren**:We love you guys.

**The sisters, the brothers and the rabbit sisters**:And we love you too.

**(***We cut to outside and we see Lisa open the portal to her and her siblings’ world and Levi opens the portal his and his sibling’s world.***)**

**Lincoln**:Well, this good bye. It’s been fun.

**Bianca**:Linka, I made this for you.(*Pulls a painting of many different version of her and Lincoln*)It’s called “Into the Loudverse”.

**Linka**:Wow, it looks like nice. I love it.

**Warren**:You can come back anytime.

**Linka**:Don’t worry, we’ll come back.

**Lincoln**:Yeah, in fact, what if we stay in touch with each other by giving each other’s phone number.

**Linka**:Good idea.

**Warren**:Yeah.

(*Lincoln takes out a notepad and writes his number on two sheets, Lincoln gives them to Linka and Warren. Linka takes out a notepad and writes her number on two sheets. Linka gives them to Lincoln and Warren. Warren takes out a notepad and writes his number on two sheets. Warren gives them to Lincoln and Linka.*)

**Lincoln and his Sisters except Lily**: Bye guys!

**Linka and her Brothers except Leon**: Bye, take care!

**Warren and his sisters**:See ya!

(*They jump in ther portal. Lincoln and her sisters land in their hallway.*)

**Lincoln**:Ahhh, home sweet home.

**Lynn Sr.** :(*From downstairs*)Kids! Dinner's ready!

(*They come downstairs and they see Lynn’s lasagna on the table.*)

**Lynn Sr.**:There you go, kids! My famous Lynn-sagna! And for dessert some jelly filled donuts.

**Siblings**:Oooh.

(*The siblings sit down and Lynn Sr. takes out a spoon and tosses a piece of lasagna to each family members' plate.* *The kids start fastly stuffing their face full of food.*)

**Rita**:(*Smirks*)They must’ve been hungry.

**Lynn**:(*Swallows her food*) Hey Lincoln, do you want to spar with me?

**Lincoln**:Sure.(*nudges her shoulder*) As long you don’t shoot me with lasers.

**Lynn**:Only if *you* don’t shoot me with lasers, Stinkoln.(*Punches him in the shoulder*)

(*We cut to Linka and her brothers landing in their hallway.*)

**Linka**:Ahhh, home sweet home.

**Alt. Rita**:(*From downstairs*)Kids! Dinner's ready!

(*They come downstairs and they see Rita’s Baked Rigatoni Pasta on the table.*)

**Alt. Rita**:There you go, kids! My famous Rita-toni Pasta!

**Siblings**:Oooh.

(*The siblings sit down and Rita takes out a spoon and tosses the pasta to each family members' plate.* *The kids start fastly stuffing their face full of food. They finish and burp.*)

**Siblings**:More please!

**Alt. Lynn Sr.**:You kids must’ve hungry

(*Rita tosses some more pasta to the siblings and they eating again.*)

**Loki**:Hey guys, you wanna go to the movies tomorrow?

**Linka**:Sure, I hope the seat won’t “grumbling” while get to the movies.

**Loki**:(*Snickers*)Oh, they will be.

**Loni**:Huh, then we better get some food for seats then.(*Loki facepalms*)

**(***We cut to Warren going to his room. he sits in his chair, turns on his computer and his friend Danny shows up***)**

**Danny**:Hey Warren, are ready to play Legion of Legends?!

**Warren**:You bet! But first we got guests coming in.

**Danny**:Oooh, like who?

(*Lincoln shows up*)

**Lincoln**:Hey guys!

**Danny**:Hey, what’s your name?

**Lincoln**:Lincoln Loud.

**Danny**:Nice to meet you, Lincoln.

(*Clyde shows up*)

**Clyde**:Hi there, I’m Clyde McBride.

**Danny**:Hey there, Clyde.

(*Linka shows up*)

**Linka**:Hey, I’m Linka Loud.

(*Claire shows up*)

**Claire**:Hi, I’m Claire McBride.

(*Rusty shows up*)

**Rusty**:Wassup, playas? Rusty Spokes in the house!

(*Liam shows up*)

**Liam**:Howdy, y'all! It’s me, Liam!

(*Zach shows up*)

**Zach**:Hey guys, it’s me, Zach.

(*Stella shows up*)

**Stella**:Hey guys, Stella here.

(*Ruby shows up*)

**Ruby**:What’s up! it’s me, Ruby Spokes!

(*Lia shows up*)

**Lia**:Howdy, partners! It’s me, Lia!

(*Zoe shows up*)

**Zoe**:What’s up, guys. It’s me, Zoe.

(*Stellan shows up*)

**Stellan**:Hey guys, Stellan here.

(*Ronnie Anne shows up*)

**Ronnie Anne**:Hey it’s me, Ronnie Anne!

(*Girl Sid shows up*)

**Sid(Girl)**:Hi, I’m Sid!

(*Ronald shows up*)

**Ronald**:Hey it’s me, Ronald!

(*Boy Sid shows up*)

**Sid(Boy)**:Hi, I’m Sid!

**Danny**:Whoa, there are human, girl and boy versions of you, Warren?

**Warren**:Yep, we live in a Multiverse.

**Lincoln**:A very loud Multiverse.

**Linka**:You can say that again.

**Clyde**:How many versions of us are there.

**Lincoln**:Infinite versions, but you know what me, Linka and Warren are?

**Everyone except Linka and Warren**:What?

(*We cut to Lincoln, Linka and Warren in a three way split screen*)

**Lincoln, Linka and Warren**:We’re the Worlds Loudest!

                                          **THE END**

**Trivia**

* This story was influenced by episodes, A Tale of Two Tables, Write or Wrong, Good Sports, Head Poet's Anxiety and One of the Boys.
* This story was inspired by Lincoln's choice by Just4FunFiction when he is ask who's favorite sister.
* The tittle is based off of “Worlds Finest”, the Supergirl and Flash crossover event.
* Bash Bandicoot is a spoof of Crash Bandicoot.
* Legion of Legends is a spoof League of Legend.
* Girl Lynn and Boy Lynn calling themselves "Lynn 1 and 2" is reference to Thing 1 and 2 from Cat in the Hat.
* Into the Loudverse is based off Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse
* The art scene was inspired by the fanfic, “Art of the Mess” by Metool Bard.
* The “how black guys drive a car and white guys drive a car” bit came from the Simpsons episode ”Homer and Apu”.
* The “That’s no good!” line came from The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic himself is voiced by African American Actor, Jaleel White.
* Lane's bit with Mr. Coconuts is deprived Yakko's bits from Animaniacs .
* Luan tells the same squirrel joke that Spongebob made in the episode, Squirrel's joke.
* The Louds reacting to alterante universe was inspired by Peeking Through The Fourth Wall.
* Mecha Lisa is based off of Lisa’s robot character in A Dark and Story Night.
* Mecha in Mecha Lisa’s name comes from Mecha Sonic from Sonic 3 and Knuckles.
* Mecha Lisa's binary code based off of Emerl's binary code in Sonic Battle.
* 800 in Mecha Lisa's name comes T-800 the Terminator.
* Mecha Lisa's transformation was based off a Gundam.
* The Turtle Destruction Wave is the english name of the Kamehameha. Red Flash Fury is based off of Final Flash, Vegeta's move. Lynn's Super Loud transformation is based off of Super Saiyan God.
* Lucy's astral projection is based off of Doctor Strange and her telepathy is based off Professor X. Lori transformation is based off of Sailor Moon.Luan's elastic powers are based off of Luffy from One piece.
* Anime Bitey is based off of Pikachu and Raticate, Anime Hops is based off of Croagunk, the poison and fighting type. Anime El Diablo is based off of Ekans, the poison pokemon.
* Rotoro is a spoof of the Totaro from My Neighbor Totaro.
* Hello Puppy is a spoof of Hello Kitty.
* Leni mistaking Rice Balls for Jelly filled Donuts is based off the riceballs being called Jelly filled Donut in the Pokemon English Dub.
* Lincoln and Lynn use punches that are based off Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Lincoln's inner monologue is based Ash's inner monologue in Pokemon Indigo League.
* Taking the Loud House fanfic clichés and making them an alternate universe was inspired by the story, Fanon Pains by Harvey Beaks Number 1 Fan. I was originally gotta Loudcest cliché in this tory but I decided it's too gross. Fanon Lori calling a mistake came from Easily Broken by FB5430. Fanon Luan making puns that don't make sense came from Bunking In, Runaway Loud, One Angry Person and Easily Broken.
* The sisters treating Lincoln like came from the story, Whipped by AndrewBrauer. Fanon Lori counting came from Put a Bid on It by Weavillian. Lincoln hitting Lola based off of Lincoln is Done and Diary of a Loud.
* Lincoln calling Lynn, Lynniot came from the stories, A Disgraced Athelete and Spongebob Lincoln Power Hour. Lily being able to open a safe is based off of her being able to use a tape recorder in Whipped.
* The Maid Outfit are from Nicely Done by Weavilian. Lynn clogging the toilet is based off of her clogging the toilet in Anger Management except she eats a big burrito instead of a big sub.
* The sub that Girl Lynn and Boy Lynn made is based off of the sub in Anger Management.
* Lana's "Pizza Time" came from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Spider-Man 2.