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Best of Christmas

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}}The Christmas rush impedes Scrooge's purchase of a turkey. The Grinch’s heart dangerously grows three sizes instantly. A family fends off their Cousin Kevin during the Christmas season. By the time Bennet proposes, Ellie is frozen stiff.

## Christmas Carol

Scrooge tries to buy a Christmas feast for the Cratchits, but the store is out of what he wants.

## Beware of Christmas Carolers

Listen to some Christmas caroling as they sing, 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas.' Watch out for a caroling experience you wouldn't expect.

## Homemade Christmas Tree Ornaments

Don't you just love homemade Christmas tree ornaments?? Nothing better than the sweet and endearing charm of loved ones putting their arts and crafts skills to the test for your enjoyment......or horror!!!

## How the Grinch Hijacked the Holidays

What happens when your heart grows three sizes in an instant?

## Employee is Given Life-Changing Christmas Gift

Coworkers make a speech filled with car puns before gifting their coworker an electric toothbrush.

## Creepy Christmas Cousin

Every family has that one family member that makes the holidays weird!

## Santa's Worst Present Ever

Santa and Mrs. Clause have the same problems as any couple. Even Santa can't escape the pitfalls of a bad Christmas present.

## The Most Organic Vlog: Christmas Hacks

You can never be too early or late to celebrate Christmas, amirite? But either way, you totes have to watch your diet!! So here are some supes cool health tips for you and your BFFs. Peace and love!!

## Cold Heart

When a couple revisits the place they first met, everything is setup for the perfect romantic moment. Unfortunately, the cold may get the best of them in a hurry.

## Christmas Shopping by the Four Wise Men

Join in on the very first Christmas gift shopping, as the fourth wise man stresses over his decision.

## It's A Wonderful Life Without Studio C

Stephen gets a glimpse of what the world would be like without him.
Austin Williams

* General
* Physical
* Social

Austin Williams joined Studio C in season 10, joining the new cast after the ten original cast members left the show. She is currently one of the cast members of Studio C as of season 14.

**Favorite food:** Sushi

Although growing up in Nashville, she attended Belmont University, studying theatre. She quickly started comedy, joining a sketch team at college, as well as being a main stage performer at *Third Coast Comedy Club*. After her graduation, she continued doing comedy in Los Angeles, joining the *Fall Follies* and *Second City* in Chicago, Illinois, with Ike Flitcraft, after which she moved to Utah. In her free time, she likes to play with her cat Bongo, cook, talk on the phone, and eat.
An Admonishing Anthropologist

Confusion plagues a restaurant, job fair, basketball game, and graduation. And Dobby needs clothes.

## What Are We Supposed to Do

Sarah, Laura, and Julie struggle with knowing what to do when society keeps telling them everything is bad for them and their families! Someone just tell us what we're supposed to do!

## What's an Anthropologist

Does anyone really know what an anthropologist is? Apparently they're not the people who work at Anthropologie???

## Dobby's Glow-Up

Dobby is in his free elf era and ready to serve some fresh new looks. Time for an emergency shopping spree with Harry and Lucius.

## Meet the Ref's Parents

At a high school basketball game, parents cheer for their son the referee and cause a stir amongst the crowd.

## X-Men: Stay-At-Home Crew

Not all mutants have crime fighting powers. This crew must conquer their biggest task of the day: meal prep.

## Valedictorian Speech

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***
Love Duet

Is it love at first sight, or love at first singing note? Because if that's the case, there's not much of a future for these love birds.

## Lyrics

Tori: *Been dreaming for a lifetime of someone just for me
Someone to share my song with, a partner who can set my poor heart free
To be together for all eternity
My heart could not be clearer
I love you, do you love me?
I love you, do you love me?*

Tori: *I've dropped my book, oh dearie me
It's just a classic love story*

Adam: *Been dreaming for a lifetime of someone just for me
And now you're here before me, a partner who can harmonize with me
I'll serenade you for all eternity
Our love will be our duet
I love you, do you love me?
I love you, do you love me?*

Tori: *On second thought, I'm gonna leave*
Adam: *And I'll come with you*
Tori: *I think we're just not meant to be*
Adam: *That's such a dumb idea
I don't care that you sing real bad
You should be up here*
Tori: *Oh now my ears are bleeding*
Adam: *Blood is the juice of the heart*

Tori Pence: *No, no, no, no, no, no
This feels just like a nightmare
Is there something wrong with you?
I'm gonna go full Van Gogh and I won't wimp out for the second ear is gone forever
Am I not being clear?
I'd rather hug a cactus*
Adam: *Ooh, I like what I'm hearing*
Tori: *Snack on some roadkill*
Adam: *You can't see my flaws*
Tori: *I'd rather donate plasma non-stop*
Adam: *More juices, those juices*
Tori: *For fifty years*
Adam: *Years*

Tori: Good gracious. You can't sing. Why is he here? Ugh, shhh. Quiet, please. Stop.
Adam: I love you.
Tori: Bye.
A Royal Swing and a Miss

The World Series may be over, but baseball remains everyone's favorite pastime. In fact, our new video shows you how far back baseball might have gone!

## Transcript

The transcript primarily consists of Jason trying to play baseball, but missing every time he tries to hit the ball, and Stephen (and others) laughing.

Stephen: More! More!

Jason: I can do this.
Stephen: You can't. You can't.

Jason: Ah!
Stephen: More! Do it again!

Stephen: Entertain us! Bread and circuses!
Grocery Bag Challenge

One trip is all you ever need. Watch to see if Matt is up to the challenge.

## Transcript

Matt: The first time grocery shopping as a couple. Big milestone in a relationship.
Mallory: Oh yeah? Well, does my big strong man want to help me carry all these groceries inside? It's probably going to take a few trips.
Matt: I don't do more than one trip.
Mallory: No?
Matt: No. Load me up. Proceed.
Mallory: Okay. Let me just...

Matt: Ta-da!
Mallory: Wow! Yes, not bad. There is still a lot in here, though.
Matt: Is there? Well, put that one around my neck.
Mallory: Matt, I don't...
Matt: Come on, it will be fine.
Mallory: Okay...
Matt: Ow. That is incredibly heavy.
Mallory: It's a turkey.
Matt: Yes, I have a very good view of it.
Mallory: Sorry, this is crazy.
Matt: No! Do not touch the turkey!
Mallory: But Matt...
Matt: Just put something on the other side of my neck to balance it.
Mallory: Like that?
Matt: Oh! It's in my mouth.
Mallory: Okay.
Matt: Yes. That is good. What is it?
Mallory: It's the other turkey.
Matt: It's perfectly balanced. Well done, Mallory. What else do we have?
Mallory: Nothing.
Matt: You're lying, aren't you?
Mallory: Can we please just go back inside and then come...
Matt: No, we are so close! We can do this! What else is there?
Mallory: Pudding cups.
Matt: Pockets.

Matt: Place that under my chin. Hm. Okay, this fruit should never touch human skin. We should probably hurry, I think one of the pudding cups popped open.
Mallory: You almost did it.
Matt: What? There's more?
Mallory: Forgot the milk.
Matt: Milk! No! So close! So close!

Matt: Mal, do you see that hook on the ground?
Mallory: This? Why is there a hook on the ground?
Matt: Jam it into my shoulder.
Mallory: What?
Matt: Do it!
Mallory: No
Matt: One, two...
Mallory: I don't want to do this!
Matt: Three!
Mallory: Ah!
Matt: Ah! Yes! Now, put the milk on the hook.

Matt: At last, we can now bring in the groceries.
Mallory: I am impressed, but I'm also noticeably less attracted to you.
Matt: That's fair. Which way to the elevator?
Mallory: Elevator?
Matt: No. No, no, no.

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded on the day the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the fifth sketch of Season 2 Episode 3, and the twentieth sketch of Season 2.
* The working title of this sketch was simply "Grocery Bag".
* This sketch explicitly mentions Mattory as a couple.
* This is the second sketch of Season 2 Episode 3, after Rock, Paper, Scissors, not to be filmed in the studio.
Best of TV Parodies

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Studio C is sketch comedy for the whole family. With Jason Gray, Garet Allen, Arvin Mitchell, Dalton Johnson, Tori Pence, Naomi Winders, Megan Rico, Joe Balanza, Gabby Moore, and Jericho Lopez.

## Downton Abbey vs. Dalton Abbey

NEW SEASON 10 SKETCH! It stars an amazing ensemble cast, can you recognize them all?

## Who Wants to Be A Millionaire Fail

What happens when Matt is given a question but is pressured into giving the wrong answer? Watch and see if he can win the $1,000,000.

## The Westminster Cat Show

The stakes are always high at the Westminster Cat Show. These talented felines and their trainers have a few tricks up their sleeves for this year's competition. The question is, who will take home the grand prize and be named the perfect cat?

## Stranger Things Parody: We Have to Save Will

There's nothing a mother wouldn't do for her child, and Joyce Byers will prove it to you. Why stop at Christmas lights to get Will Byers back, when there's so many more holidays you can use to your advantage?

## Shark Tank Parody

Tim pitches Christmas Supreyes glasses to the Shark Tank judges based on his own holiday trauma.

## AMC's Breaking Bad Parody: For Kids!

AMC's Breaking Bad for kids is a show anyone can watch. This would let Toys R Us feel comfortable putting action figures back in their stores.

## You've Been Chopped

Which of these 3 contestants will master a tricky set of cooking ingredients (including a hand grenade), and rise as the Chopped champion? Only one can stand victorious at the end!

## Worst Wheel of Fortune Player Ever!

Even Pat Sajak is at a loss for words after meeting the worst Wheel of Fortune player ever!

## World Record Tiny House

This tiny house puts all other tiny houses to shame.

## The Walking Dead Survival Guide

Surviving the zombie apocalypse is a very complicated matter...or not. Could you manage to follow Sheriff Deputy Rick Grimes in this parody and trust a new tactic to survive??

## Middle-aged Dora the Explorer

Dora the Explorer has grown up, but hasn't quite moved on.

## Sherlock Meets His Match

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson confront Professor Moriarty in an epic intellectual showdown.
Kathy Lynch

Kathy Mills Lynch is a native of Northern California, United States. She studied at The Institute of Cosmetology and graduated at the age of 18. She has been working in the Entertainment business for over 6 years, but she has over 25 years of experience working in other films, tv, bridal, print and video. She also has her own salon. Not only was she the daily hair stylist for the regular cast, she was also the wig stylist as well as a makeup artist for the On Location shoots and the live audience shows. During the episodes of Studio C, she has done the makeup of the Cast, Peter Hollens, Lucky Blue Smith, Brooklyn & Bailey, Jared Shores, Lexi Walker and The Piano Guys, among many others. She is married and the mother of four sons.

Kathy Lynch was a member of the Makeup and Hair Team of Studio C. She worked with Studio C from Season 5 until Season 8.
Arvin Mitchell

* General
* Physical
* Social

Arvin Mitchell joined Studio C in season 10, joining the new cast after the ten original cast members left the show. He is currently one of the cast members of Studio C as of season 14.

**Favorite food:** Spaghetti

Arvin is one of thirteen children in his family and at a young age, he learned to appreciate comedy. As a standup comedian, he has travelled all over the world to perform. He also hosted *Comic Club View*, and he also appeared in shows of Kevin Hart and Tony Rock. He took a step back from standup comedy after finding out he would feature in Season 10 of Studio C, after which he moved to Utah. In his free time, he likes to read, write, hike, hang out with family, and restore cars.
Flirting Academy (sketch)

The art of seduction is no easy task.

For those who struggle with flirting, have no fear! The Flirting Academy can help anyone to learn to socialize and date. Watch and see if these students can learn and apply accurate techniques.

## Trivia

* This is the tenth sketch of Season 2.
* This is the longest sketch of Season 2 Episode 2.
* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is one of the Flirting Academy sketches.
* This is the second sketch of Season 2 Episode 2 in which someone proposes to Whitney (Call) Meek, after WrongCom.
	+ This is the second sketch in which Jason Gray and Stephen Meek are proposing.
	+ In this sketch, Matt Meese and Stacey Harkey also propose to Whitney (Call) Meek.
* This is the sixtieth sketch in which Mallory Everton is featured.
Gardiner Sisters

The Gardiner Sisters are a musical family from Concord, North California, existing of the sisters Hailey, Allie, Mandi, Lindsay, Abby and Lucy Gardiner. The group itself was founded in 2006, when they wanted to compete (and eventually won) the Mt. Pleasant's Got Talent July 4th singing competition. They gained fame by making covers on YouTube, and they currently have three channels, two of which are from the entire group, and the last one from the second oldest sister Allie. A notable achievement is being featured on ABC News' Top 10 renditions of the song "Let It Go" in 2014. With a view count over 65 million, they are one of the most popular independent music artist on YouTube and Spotify, where their music has been played over 120 million times.

They have worked with Peter Hollens and Devin Graham, among others.

A part of the group was featured in the sketch "Cutting Out Holidays".

## Cutting Out Holidays

Join our special guests, the Gardiner sisters, as they team up with our cast! With all the chaos of the holiday season, sometimes it's necessary to simplify; to cut things out. Like unnecessary holidays. What holiday will be cut next? Watch now!
Lifeguarding: Not for the Faint of Heart

Oh no! Someone at the pool is drowning! Time for the lifeguard to perform CPR, but WHAT IS SHE DOING????

## Transcript

**Women:** Help!

Tori: Okay.
Stacey: Is he breathing?
Tori: No.
Whitney: He needs CPR then.
Tori: CPR. Right. Uh, yeah. Yeah, this is what I trained for. Okay, come on. Alright.

Stacey: What are you doing with his hand? Just give him mouth-to-mouth!
Tori: Ugh, not yet. I'm a slow mover, okay? That's all.
Stacey: What?!

Whitney: Is that froyo?
Tori: Yes, would you please not ruin this moment?

Tori: Does anyone have access to Netflix? Or a blanket?

Tori: So this is a local band, but I think they're going to make it pretty big someday.

Stacey: What are you even looking at?
Tori: Nothing, it's just an ex.
Dalton: Will you just give him mouth-to-mouth already?
Tori: Geez, okay, fine, you sound just like my mom. Alright, come on. Okay.
Stacey: He's going to die!

Tori: What are we doing?
Whitney: Kiss him... I mean, give him CPR. Do it!
Stacey: On the mouth!
Tori: Oh, um...
Stacey: Open your mouth!
Tori: What? Are you kidding me? I just met the guy! Who do you think I am?
Whitney: What are you talking about? Social etiquette doesn't apply in emergencies.
Tori: Wait, really?
Dalton: Yes, really!
Stacey: Are those poprocks?
Craig Camp

Craig Camp graduated with a Bachelor in Communications from Brigham Young University in 1986. In 1990, he became CEO/President of CAC Communications Inc. in the Salt Lake City Area. In 2002, he became Broadcast Specialist at BYU Broadcasting, having over 25 years of experience in Broadcast Television. He was called in to serve as missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints during the Nauvoo Illinois Mission, where he produced and directed all the live theatrical productions throughout Nauvoo. He quit his job at BYU Broadcasting in December 2015, and his mission ended in August 2016.

Craig Camp was the Studio Director for Studio C from Season 2 to Season 5. He was the Jib Operator (Camera Operator) in Season 1, and he has been credited as Assistant Director in several episodes in Season 6.
GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!

BYU Men's Basketball coach Mark Pope guest stars in this sports-themed episode. Pope subs in as director of the show. A soccer commentator can't wait to announce a goal. Tanner Gillman gives a rousing speech to puppies. The cast joins the BYU Men's Basketball team on the court.

## BYU's Coach Pope Directs a Studio C Sketch

When the director of Studio C gets sick, Coach Pope of the BYU Basketball team steps in as a sub.

The video was reuploaded after the original version only included the first half of the sketch.

## Overly Excited Soccer Announcer

A rookie soccer commentator keeps announcing false goals and misses announcing a real goal.

## Studio C Coaches BYU Basketball

HUSTLE HUSTLE! MAKE US LAUGH OR DO LADDERS!

## Coach Absolutely BLASTS Team During Halftime

Coach Tanner reprimands his puppy bowl team after their weak performance on the field.

## The Human Chainsaw v. Togbort

Togbort faces off with The Human Chainsaw in a wrestling match, hoping to complete his quest.

## A Day in the Life of a Zamboni Driver

Jess scoots skaters off the ice as she steers the Zamboni, driving over skaters who didn't listen.
Can't Keep the Car Clean

When a local leaf blower gets too eager about keeping the neighborhood free of leaves, one man loses his patience because his car can't stay clean. Maybe the joke is on him.

## Transcript

There are few words being said, apart from screaming throughout the sketch.

## Trivia

* This is the third sketch of Season 12 Episode 4.
* This sketch was uploaded six months after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the only sketch of Season 12 Episode 4 to have been filmed off-set, outside of the studio.
Cooking Bisque: Famous Recipes

Señor Lobster Bisque is BACK and ready to cook! Check out the second segment of his 'Cooking Bisque' show, where he outlines the secrets of bisque success!

## Transcript

James: Hey, guys. Hi. I just returned from my hiatus to study mushrooms in Japan. And by hiatus, I mean, I said hi to the mushrooms, I ate the mushrooms, and I smuggled mushrooms back to the "us" - the United States. Now get out of my kitchen! Just kidding. This is a cooking show.

*Lobster bisque, lobster bisque
Lobster bisque, lobster bisque
Lobster bisque is cooking bisque and stuff
It's food!*
James: Just like Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'm back. Because like the Terminator, I am a virtually indestructible android assassin.

James: Eventually, I will teach you all of my famous recipes, including prosciutto-saltine-bocca-panini-con-frogole-a-la-toscana, lettuce salad, and lobster bisque! But first, we must start with the basics! So, number one: What is food?
Jeremy: We're not doing that segment.
James: Why not?
Jeremy: We don't need to tell people what food is.
James: How... how can they cook if they don't know what food is?
Jeremy: We can assume people know what food is.
James: George Lucas?
Jeremy: Excuse me?
James: You know that guy?
Jeremy: Can we not do this?
James: James Comey?
Jeremy: Yeah, the former FBI director?
James: They're better directors than you.
Jeremy: That's a terrible insult.
James: I apologize. I love and appreciate you. You are a great friend.
Jeremy: Thank you.
James: ...with terrible ideas. I would not follow you off a cliff, as they say.
Jeremy: Can we just move on?
James: To segment two?
Jeremy: Yeah, I think. What was segment two?
James: What is a mouth?

James: You want to start with segment 67?
Jeremy: Yes. It's the first time you actually talk about cooking.
James: You wouldn't know cooking if your behind had two hands and a map.
Jeremy: That makes no sense.
James: Takes one to know one!
Jeremy: Okay, let's take five!
James: Takes five to know five!

James: Today, we're going to talk about how...
Jeremy: Sorry, sorry. The lighting is a little intense. Can someone get a scrim?
James *screams*
James: Is that the kind of scrim you wanted?
Jeremy: Nope!

James: Today, we will talk about how to be a great chef and to find that perfect recipe. You have to take risks. So, try something new. You never know what you'll get. Huh. And if it doesn't work out, you could feed it to your neighbor's cat. Hopefully, it will be poisonous, and that stinking cat will die. Please join us next week, when I force Jeremy to try my brand new red beet bisque! Both as a meal and as a hair dye.
Jeremy: I'm not doing that, I'm allergic to beets.
James: I know. Can't wait!
Guess Who

Have you ever played a SICK game of 'Guess Who' where the person has NO CLUE who you are??? Stay tuned.

## Transcript

Adam: Guess who?
Mallory: Mom?
Adam: No!
Mallory: Grandma, you're alive?
Adam: No!
Mallory: Jaja?
Adam: Who is Jaja?
Mallory: She's my penpal in China.
Adam: Why would she be here speaking English?
Mallory: You finally saved up enough money to come to America!
Adam: I'm not Jaja! Does my voice sound like a little Chinese girl?
Mallory: Kind of, it's pretty high.
Adam: No, it's... not!
Mallory: I don't know how things work where you're from, but in America, you sound like Tinkerbell.
Adam: I'm not Jaja! Do my hands feel like little girl hands?
Mallory: Well...
Adam: Don't answer that! I am a man!
Mallory: Danny DeVito?
Adam: Why... why would you guess that?
Mallory: I had a dream this would happen.
Adam: Okay, you know what? You always told me you loved me the most.
Mallory: Mom? Danny DeVito?
Adam: You said that already!
Mallory: The pizza delivery guy?
Adam: You told him you loved him?
Mallory: I was really hungry.
Adam: Okay, you know, you once called me the kindest, sweetest, most handsome man you know.
Mallory: The Chinese delivery guy!
Adam: No! It's your brother.
Mallory: You've been missing for ten years.
Adam: I'm back.
Awkward Avoidance Viking

## Background

The awkward avoidance Viking seems to follow Matt Meese, and responds whenever he is in an awkward situation. He also is not the only awkward avoidance Viking as 3 others have been seen in sketches. For example, if things get awkward for The Awkward Avoidance Viking, two other Vikings come, one knocks him out, and the person who sees him do the awkward thing. He also made an appearance in the introduction of Season 9 Episode 1.

## Grocery Store

The awkward avoidance viking is your best friend.

## Grandma's House

The Awkward Avoidance Viking helps other people too.

## Ex-Girlfriend

The Awkward Avoidance Viking helps in your dating life too.

## Drive-By

Check the girl's hand before you start to flirt.

## Football

What would we do without our Awkward Avoidance Viking.

## The End of Awkward Avoidance Viking

What happens when the Awkward Avoidance Viking is awkward? Does the universe implode? It just might.
A Two of Diamonds

Jason and Naomi write "anonymous" complaints about each other. Hal and Andrew meet at summer camp and think they're long lost twins. Magician employees use magic to save a card factory. A basketball Coach is disappointed in his team.

## A Not So Anonymous Complaint

Jason and Naomi write "anonymous" complaints about each other disrupting the show.

## Parent Trap Parody

Hal and Andrew meet at summer camp and think they're long lost twins, though they don't look alike. #parenttrap

## Neighbor Wants His "Borrowed" Egg Back

A couple borrows an egg from their neighbor who asks for it back, but they already used it.

## Magician's Day Job

Magician employees use magic to save the card factory after cards were missing from the decks.

## Neemi Had Her Best Game

A basketball teammate thinks she played better than what her coach claims.
Awkward Avoidance Viking: Ex-Girlfriend

The awkward avoidance viking helps in your dating life too.

Watch as the Awkward Avoidance Viking helps Matt get out of a situation when he runs into his Ex.

## Transcript

Matt: ...well, and then-
Whitney: Hey Matt!
Matt: Hey, Whit. How…'s good to see you.
Whitney: Yeah. Who's this?
Matt: What? This is um… Mallory.
Whitney: Oh, is this your friend from work?

Mallory: Uh, what was that? Do you guys have some sort of history or were you dating or… were you dating her when we started dating?
Matt: No…
Mallory: Don't lie to me!
Matt: Well, I'm not. It's just...

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded one day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the second sketch with the recurring character Awkward Avoidance Viking, after Awkward Avoidance Viking: Grocery Store.
* This is the second time a prequel and its sequel are part of the same episode, after The Doorstep Part 1 and The Doorstep Part 2.
	+ However, the last named sketches were played right after each other, while these two installments of Awkward Avoidance Viking were separated by Excuse Me.
* This is the sixth sketch in a row to be written by Matt Meese.
	+ As was the case with Awkward Avoidance Viking: Grocery Store, this sketch was directed by Nick Stentzel.
* As is the case with all the Awkward Avoidance Viking, this sketch was recorded off-stage.
* This is the fifth sketch to be directed by Nick Stentzel.
* This is the first sketch to only feature the four members of the Main Cast.
* This is the shortest sketch of Season 1.
* This sketch was featured in the special Season 1 Favorites.
Destructive Criticism

A good writer needs a good editor. And giving constructive criticism can be a tricky game you play. How do you best help your friends improve their writing skills?

## Transcript

Adam: Hey, how are you doing?
Matt: Good, good, good, good. You?
Adam: Good.
Matt: So, you finished my screenplay? Did you like it? Do you have any feedback?
Adam: Oh, Matt, seriously, it is like a masterpiece.
Matt: Oh, that is such a relief. I have worked on this for six years.
Adam: So I wrote down just a couple notes. Here you go.

Matt: No notes on page 1, that's a good start. And page 2 is just a doodle of you vomiting on an old woman.
Adam: That's my grandma, and that's what happened when I read that page. I couldn't quite put my exact thoughts into words, so I just drew them.
Matt: Did this happen too?
Adam: Hmm, kind of.
Matt: I'm a little confused. I thought you said it was like a masterpiece.
Adam: Yes, it's like a masterpiece... in the sense that it's not one.
Matt: That's harsh.
Adam: Well, writers have to have a thick skin.
Matt: Yes, I see you wrote that on page 20.
Adam: Oh, there's an asterisk.
Matt: "Because people will want to stab you."
Adam: I read a page to my cat, and he died immediately.
Matt: Your cat was pretty old though, right?
Adam: Yes, but he just ran out into traffic and did this.

Matt: Why are there so many missing pages?
Adam: I destroyed them. For humanity. I tried to burn them, but there was no heat in those flames, so I threw them out, and a bird came and took shreds of those papers to build a nest, so I destroyed that nest, and the eggs, and the park it was in. It's better this way.
Matt: Clearly you feel very strongly about this. Seriously? Is this me?
Adam: Yeah! America!
Matt: "An arrow in the throat is greater than this"?
Adam: I stand by that. Oh, you misspelled "prognostic".
Matt: Oh, thank you. And some kind of demon?
Adam: His name is Krysselketh. Now I see him when I close my eyes.

Matt: You know what? Thank you for reading this, but I don't want any more of your notes.
Adam: Oh. Well, you're welcome for doing you a favor.

Whitney: Matt!
Matt: Hey.
Whitney: You left me no choice.
Matt: Oh!
Dana's Dead Tongue Twister

Tongue twisters can be tricky and wet.

Tongue twisters are always difficult, but Studio C won't stop until they get this one right! Watch as they act out the mystery of what happened to Dana, and see if the cast will ever make it to the end.

## Transcript

Matt: Guys, come quick, it’s Dana!
Stacey: What happened?
Matt: She’s dead.
Jason: Dana’s dead?
Matt: As a doornail.
Stacey: What did she do?
Matt: She was diving into a deep ditch and did a double flip.
Stacey: Dana deep ditch diving? Wasn’t Dana digging Doug’s garden?
Jason: No Dylan digs Doug’s garden, Dana digs Drake’s garden.
Matt: Yes, but then she went deep ditch diving. I drained the deep ditch but didn’t see Dana.

Mallory: Dudes, don’t despair. Dana didn’t die deep ditch diving, she was trying to draw drowsy ducks down by Dairy Queen, downing a dilly bar in her Dodge Dakota.
Stacey: Dana drawing drowsy ducks? Did she do drugs?
Jason: I doubt it was Dana. She doesn’t do well downing dairy or drawing drowsy ducks.
Mallory: Dude, don’t you dare doubt me like dat.

Matt: Dana!
Stacey: Dana!
Natalie: Hey guys!
Jason: Dana!
Matt: Dana, after you did drugs and deep ditch dove, I drained the deep ditch, didn’t see you, decided you died deep ditch diving, but a Dodge Dakota and a dilly bar were driving by DQ, but I doubt it cause don’t you dislike downing dairy and drawing drowsy ducks?

## Trivia

* This is the first sketch of Season 1 Episode 4.
* This is the twentieth sketch of Studio C.
* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This sketch is an altered version of an old sketch by BYU Divine Comedy, recorded in 2011.
* This is the first Studio C Tongue Twister.
	+ The sketch is only one minute, but every time someone messes up their lines, the Cast has to start over again.
* This is the first sketch to be written by multiple people.
* Whitney (Call) Meek doesn't appear, which makes this the first time a writer doesn't appear in their own sketch.
* This sketch is also featured in the special Season 1 Favorites.
A Defective Detective

Kiri, Carl, and Aleta join the cast! Trainees get robbed, morph malfunctions & an angry assistant.

## New New NEW Cast

Dalton welcomes Kiri, Carl, and Aleta to the cast and explains the differences between the many eras of old and new cast with an easy to remember song.

## Cool Guy Noir

Detective Rex maintains his cool noir persona with his lucky flipping coin. As fate would have it, he flipped it too hard and flips out.

## They're in Training

It's the first day on the job not only for a fast food worker, but also the robber robbing them. Be patient with them, they're in training.

## Mighty Medallion Morphers

Oh no! One of the transforming teens packed the wrong transforming medallion and transformed into Sean in a Hat instead of Pit Viper!

## Radioshack Virtual Assistant

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***
Bryson Brunson

Bryson Brunson is an American actor and performer. He was the winner of the first season of Wayne Brady's Comedy IQ on BYUtv, after which he was selected to be featured in Season 12 Episode 2 as guest star. Originally from New York City, he took acting classes to aim for a spot on the Broadway podium, and his ambition took a strong turn after he won the comedy competition on BYUtv. Aside from a guest appearance in an episode of Studio C, he also had a chance to perform together with Wayne Brady in one of his shows, as well as technical equipment and funds to start his career. He appeared in five sketches in Season 12 Episode 2, including **Science Class Dissection** and **Braces Theme Song**.

## Science Class Dissection

These students are exceptional at one thing—making a mockery of science. Whether that's intentional or not, nobody knows. Not even Mr. Frog.

## Braces Theme Song

This song is about more than just braces--it's about discovering one's true identity during the most chaotic and pivotal time of life--high school. Brace yourselves for something special.
Baby's Favorite Lullaby

If you have a crying baby, you'll do anything to get that baby to go to sleep, right? But at what cost? Learn the secret of these parents' success here!

## Transcript

Matt: She's been fed?
Whitney: Yes.
Matt: She's been changed?
Whitney: Yes.
Matt: You think we should feed her again?
Whitney: Honey, I just fed her. Unless it was all a dream, like when you wake up and have to go the bathroom, but you don't want to leave your bed, and then you dream that you went to the bathroom and then you wake up and you still have to go to the bathroom...
Matt: Honey. Honey. Maybe we should play her some music.
Whitney: Yeah, yeah. That could work.
Matt: Okay, I'll pull up Spotify, look for lullabies or something.
Whitney: Okay.
Matt: Here we go.
Whitney: Okay.

Whitney: Oh, try something else. Maybe some classical music?
Matt: I'm on it.

Whitney: Oh, change the song, change the song!
Matt: I'm trying.
Whitney: Okay, shush, shush.

Whitney: Honey, what are you doing?!
Matt: Sorry, I must have hit the playlist from our haunted house at Halloween.
Whitney: Wait, she stopped for a second. Give me that, I want to see something. On. Off. On? No!
Matt: Well, she did stop crying.
Whitney: No, I am not putting my child to sleep every night with slasher soundtracks!
Matt: But honey, if she sleeps, then we can sleep. Do you remember that word? It's such a beautiful word.
Whitney: Honey, honey. Focus! I'm trying to keep our baby from becoming Mike Myers.
Matt: I think you mean Michael Myers, but I guess both would be bad. Look, why don't we just give this a shot and play it out, right?
Whitney: Fine.
Matt: Give it a chance.

Matt: There we go.
Whitney: Oh, she's smiling.
Matt: Yeah, she's smiling. She's smiling. Oh, sweet mercy, why is she smiling?
Whitney: Oh, you did this to her!
Matt: What?!
Whitney: She gets it from you and your creepy mother!
Matt: She can't help it! She has a glass eye! Oh, she's looking right at us!
Whitney: Oh, I can't do this! I have to go put on a Disney movie!
Matt: What? No! Honey, don't leave me! Honey! Honey! Unlock the door! Unlock the door! Oh, no, no... my foot is stuck. Okay, okay, we can do this. No big deal. Okay. This is comfortable. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

**Baby** laughs.
Matt: Honey...
**Baby**: Daddy.
Matt: Ah!
A Crushing Valentine's Day

When all hope is lost for ever finding the love of your life as your Valentine, it's nice to know that you can curl up in a blanket and wallow and stuff your face with chocolate.

## Transcript

Stephen: Tori, could you go die somewhere else, please?
Tori: I hate chocolate sale at Walgreen's Eve.
Stephen: You mean Valentine's Day?
Tori: Don't speak those words to me!
Stephen: Okay, scary. Is that why you've been in your blanket all day?
Tori: This is my cocoon of love. Everyone in the cocoon loves me.
Stephen: That's why it's so small. Look, I will listen to your whining if you let me slaughter you at FIFA.

Stephen: That's not how you play.

Stephen: It's for you.
Tori: No, it's not. You know it's never for me!
Stephen: Go!
Tori: I have no faith without works.
Stephen: Just hope.
Tori: I do not trust hope. It has forsaken these lands.

Tori: Welcome to-
Mallory: Hey Stephen, I was just thinking about you today, and thinking about chocolate, and then the two just kind of came together, so here I am!
Stephen: Oh, thank you.

Stephen: You're such a good friend, Mal.
Mallory: Okay. That... that was all. Bye.
Tori: I'm sorry.

Tori: Stephen, you fool. She was so young, so hopeful!
Stephen: She's only like two years younger than you.
Tori: Going to senior prom alone ages you, Stephen.

Tori: Stephen.
Stephen: Not my thing. Come on, you got it.
Tori: No, Stephen. I don't want it. No, Stephen, Stephen! You know what, Stephen? If I were as popular as you are in high school, the lunch ladies would never have mistaken me for one of their own. Enter.
Sarah Thompson: Stephen, I just wanted to thank you so much for helping me out with chemistry, and so I brought you these and... No, those are... those are for Stephen... I... um...
Stephen: Tori! I earned those!
Tori: No you did not. You have done nothing to be so uselessly attractive.
Stephen: Don't take this out on me just because you're going to be forever alone.
Tori: No, I'm not! At the tender age of 42, I will adopt two beautiful Ethiorpian children. Ehtiupian? Ethiepian?
Stephen: It's pronounced: cats.

Whitney: Stephen, I love you!

Stephen: I don't even know who that was.
Tori: You are a love magician, teach me your ways.
Stephen: Okay. Rule number one: don't be you.
Tori: I will cut your face off! And I will eat it!
Stephen: No, wait! Tori, wait!

Tori: No.
Stephen: It's a boy.
Tori: No.
Stephen: This time it is.
Tori: It's not.
Stephen: I swear to you.
Tori: There's no way.
Stephen: Fly little bird!

Tori: You know what, Stephen? That you are a foolish boy with foolish women who... Oh. Aaron, you... um... you... how's it...
Aaron: Hey, how are you?
Tori: I was... I'm great.
Aaron: I... I like your hair.
Tori: It's showered.
Aaron: Tori, could you?
Tori: Aaron, you know I've always felt like we...
Aaron: Stephen! FIFA!
Stephen: FIFA!
Aaron Fielding

* General
* Physical
* Social

Aaron Fielding joined Studio C as featured Cast in season 8, together with Dalton Johnson and Tori Pence. He remained in the cast for only two seasons and independently decided to leave the show after season 9 to do more freelance work.

## Additional information

**Favorite food:** BBQ Sauce

**Biggest fear:** Sharks

**Favorite sketch:** Rick Springfield's First Hit Song

## Aaron Fielding

Aaron Fielding was raised in Charlestown, Indiana, close to the Ohio River. When he was nine years old, he prepared a miniature comedy show for his brother, which is presumably where he got interested in doing comedy.

His first acting gig was in second grade, where he destroyed the entire set during a play about dinosaurs. He gave up his acting career and went to become a computer engineer until he started to study at BYU, where he signed up for sketch comedy classes, a class taught by Matt Meese. According to Jason Gray, he was one of the best students in the class, and from the beginning, it was obvious that he was very talented. He started to write sketches for Studio C during that class, and one of them had already aired before he became a Cast member.

In October of 2015, he reunited with a girl named Valerie, and in the summer of 2016, they got married. Their child was born on September 17, 2017.

Aaron Fielding has done the Pottermore quiz twice to see which Harry Potter House he was in. He got two different Houses, so he considers himself to be a Hufflepuff and a Gryffindor.

In preparation for a sketch, Aaron listens to loud music, mainly film scores or classic rock. When he's not working on sketches, Aaron likes playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, even though he had hated it in the past.
Darth Sidious

Darth Sidious is a recurring character on Studio C, based on a Sith Lord from the Star Wars franchise. He was played by Jason Gray. In his first sketch, he tries to get his roommates, Matt, Stacey, and Stephen to turn to the dark side. Most of his attempts fail, such as interfering in their video game and leaving an empty milk jug in the fridge. However, a few Star Wars-related jokes get Stephen to attack him with a lightsaber, which makes Sidious change his mind. In his second sketch, he goes to Wells Fargo to get a loan for a third Death Star, to which the manager bluntly refuses. In his most recent sketch, Sidious was cast as himself in Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens. He dislikes all the changes that Disney has made to Star Wars, and begins to attack the other cast members, to which the responses were mixed.

## The Force Awakens with Darth Sidious' Roommates

The Emperor tries to convert his roommates to the dark side.

## Darth Sidious in Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens

The Emperor applys for a loan on a new Death Star in his attempt to be in the new Star Wars movie.

## Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens Footage Leaked

Abrams argues with Darth Sidious over the integrity of the new movie script.
Jessica Drolet

* General
* Physical
* Social

Jessica Drolet joined Studio C in season 10, joining the new cast after the ten original cast members left the show, as the first Canadian cast member. She is currently one of the cast members of Studio C as of season 14.

She was born and raised in Quebec City, Canada, but moved to Los Angeles, where she joined diverse comedy groups all over LA, performing sketch comedy, improv, and standup, as well as starring in several short movies. She has two rabbits and a dog named Molly. Her first language is French. Her favorite things to do are go on (long) night walks, listen to music, or watch reality shows.

**Favorite food:** Sushi
Captain Literally

Captain Literally is a superhero who arrives whenever someone uses the word "literally" to emphasize something that is not strictly true. Captain Literally uses his superpowers to make what was said become reality. His catchphrase is "Balance Restored!" which he says following the use of his powers. His uniform is a full-body red spandex suit, with blue briefs and wristbands over the suit, a blue cape, blue domino mask, and a capital blue letter "L" emblazoned on the chest. He is part of the self-proclaimed "Grammar League", inspired by the superhero group "Justice League". This group consists of Captain Literally (Matt Meese), Captain Irony (Mallory Everton), Nuclear Ninja (Adam Berg), the Good and the Well Duo (Stephen Meek and Stacey Harkey), and the Dangling Participle Dude (James Perry).

## Captain Literally, Part 1

Introducing Captain Literally. Balance restored!

## Captain Literally, Part 2

He's back to save the world from bad grammar!

## Captain Literally, Part 4

Please use the word literally correctly, we don't want you to get hurt.

## Captain Irony

Captain Literally's world is getting a little crowded.

## The Grammar League

Watch the Grammar League correct the Green Man!!!!
Flirting Academy

Whitney Call acts as the instructor of a group of people who, despite normal in every other capacity, are completely dysfunctional when attempting to flirt with members of the opposite gender. The dysfunctional class members are played by Mallory Everton, Stephen Meek, Jeremy Warner, Natalie Madsen, Matt Meese, and Jason Gray.. Debuted Season 2 Episode 2. The Flirting Academy has appeared in two sketches, with Stacey Harkey appearing in the second sketch. This series also featured Brittni Miner as a guest star in its second instalment.

## Flirting Academy Graduation

After years of trying, they've finally graduated.
Crew

The crew of Studio C exists out of the people who help produce the episode and sketches on BYUtv, mostly behind-the-scenes. These people range from producers to camera work and from props to locations, and many more. Some crew members have also appeared in the sketches, but are usually featured as extras. Hundreds of people work and have worked as crew for Studio C, a selection is listed below.

## Producers

### Executive Producers

* Derek Marquis
* Jared Shores
* Scott Swofford

### Producers

* Ike Flitcraft
* Tess Kelly
* Luiz Malaman
* Diane Mayne
* Arthur Van Wagenen

## Writers

* Cast
* Paul Rugg
* Dave Vance

## Directors

* Craig Camp
* Brandon Christensen
* Julian Riley
* Jared Shores
* Jed Wells

## Makeup and Costume

* Marren Bailey
* Alyson Hancey
* Shannon Hokama
* Jennine Hollingshaus
* Kathy Lynch

## Set Decor

* Burke Bowthorpe
* Jason Haase
* Matt Harris

## Cinematography

* Brandon Christensen
* Nick Stentzel

## Editing

* Spencer Coakwell
* Yurii Hydrick
* Taylor Lyman
* Andrew Todd Smith
* Drew Tekulve
* Ryan Terry
* Trent Woolford
Mallory Everton

* General
* Physical
* Social

Mallory Everton was one of the one of the four main cast members of Studio C from season 1 up to season 9. She portrayed the recurring character Lady Shadow. After she left Studio C, she founded the sketch comedy group **JK! Studios** with the ten original cast members, with which she reached the semifinals in the comedy competition *Bring the Funny*.

## Additional information

**Home state:** Oregon

**Favorite sports:** Soccer, lacrosse, basketball, track

## Interview with Mallory Everton

Mallory grew up as the youngest of six.

"I wanted to be like all of them so badly," she says. "When people meet me, I feel like saying they don't know the half of it — they haven't met the best of the Evertons. There's a great vibe in our big extended family, and those relationships encourage me to be the best I can be. I want to make them proud."

Mallory's role among the "siblings" of Studio C is to be the wild card, the random joke or the darkest humor.

"I give them something too violent for us to use, and then we tone it back down," she says. "I am pretty much outlandish and random."

**Big wins:** "I was 19 when I auditioned for Divine Comedy, although I didn't really think of myself as a performer. I like the creative process, but I had been the videographer for the group as a freshman. It was scary auditioning in front of people I knew and wanted approval from. I had a panic attack before I went on. Getting in was a big deal, and it set the course."

**Sports psychology:** "I struggle with stage fright. I actually don't have a ton of confidence."

**Competitive streak:** "If I'm part of a team I believe in, I will fight tooth and nail. We will train and beat everyone and everything everywhere."

**2015 goals:** "Qualify for the Boston Marathon — I've gotten close. I also want to write a movie and put out a music album. And at some point, I would like to be on every continent. I also love to learn, so I want to earn a master's and Ph.D. — but I'm not sure if that's in the cards."

**Favorite sketches:** "We don't often get to make comments on adult shows, but with 'Breaking Bad' we did it in a family-friendly way. I also love Whitney's German accent on 'Fraulein Poppins.'"

**Favorite part of Scott Sterling sketch:** "It's such a 'Matt sketch' because he likes it when somebody has to sustain a struggle. And I love sketches where Matt gets hurt. I also love the commentary — The man, the myth, the legend."

**Team Family:** "I run 'Hood to Coast' with my family."

**Film faves:** "Directing, writing, editing."

**About Me:** "I love music, people, sleeping, and distance running more than I love air. Nothing can keep me from carrying out a dare save divine intervention. If I ever led a marching band, it'd play nothing but Ben Folds Five, Arcade Fire, and Radiohead, if I was a superhero, I'd pee my pants every morning out of sheer pleasure with myself, and if I was a gremlin, I'd totally forget all the rules, eat after midnight, and go swimming 'til the sun came up."
Count of Monte Cristo: Prison Break

What was the most exciting scene of "The Count of Monte Cristo"? OBVIOUSLY, it was the prison break! And we have an extended cut for you to enjoy! HOW did they do it? WILL they make it out alive? HOW many of your friends are you sharing this with??!?

## Transcript

Jason: Edmond! Edmond! Hand me the light!
James: What is it, priest?
Jason: Roots! That's roots! That means we passed the prison walls. We'll soon be free, and the treasure will be ours.
James: I'll get my chisel.
Jason: Yes, go. Go. Yes.

Jason: Ah!
James: Priest! Priest! Priest? Stay with me, priest!
Jason: Lungs... punctured.
James: Priest, please! Please, save your strength.
Jason: Eyesight... dimming.
James: You're going to be alright.
Jason: Muscles... stiffening.
James: Please, please.
Jason: Kidneys... failing.
James: Okay?
Jason: Brain cells... losing oxygen.
James: Okay, I get it, priest, you're dying.
Jason: Blood... coagulating.
James: That's... pretty gross.
Jason: Body odor... turning pungent.
James: Oh. Oh! Wow, yes.
Jason: Bladder... releasing.
James: Oh, priest, come on, this is an enclosed space!

Jason: Hallucinating... my mother.
James: Oh, that's tender.
Jason: Hallucinating... your mother.
James: Wait, what?
Jason: Thinking your mom... is very hot.
James: What? Priest, what is wrong with you? You're being a total creep right now!
Jason: Withholding... information about the buried treasure.
James: Oh, I um... I mean, I'm sorry. I... please, priest. You're like a father to me, and not just because you have a thing for my mom- I'm sorry, I don't know what I would do without you, priest.
Jason: Apology... accepted.
James: Thank you. Please, tell me where the buried treasure is.
Jason: The treasure... the treasure is...
James: Yes, priest, please.
Jason: Here.
James: Are you telling me that the treasure is in my heart?
Jason: Yes.
James: Okay.
Jason: What? No! I'm feeling better, I'm feeling better!
James: No you don't, you don't.
Jason: No, no, no, no!