Reenactment Chorus

**Reenactment Chorus** is a song from "All Herd All the Terd". Horse and Wammawink (as Rider) briefly reprise I've Been Searching for You and Separate Ways during the reenactment.

## Lyrics

*Note: Blue text denotes album-only lines. Red text denotes episode version lines.*

**Zulius:** All right, hi, everybody. Hey! Listen up. It's 30 seconds to go-time. Where's the sound guy?
**Mouthpiece:** Uh... um... Th... There's no one else here, so I guess I am? Big fan, by the way.
**Zulius:** [chuckles] Okay, great. Love the confidence. Um, we need some music. What do you got?
**Mouthpiece:** Um, as far as music goes, it's pretty limited to this keytar.
**Zulius:** All right, out of my way. Let me look.
**Keytaur:** Select. [electronic sounds]
**Zulius:** No.
**Keytaur:** Select. [electronic sounds]
**Zulius:** What? No.
**Keytaur:** Select. [electronic sounds] Select. Select.
**Zulius:** No.
**Keytaur:** Select. [electronic sounds]
**Zulius:** Okay, this is all garbage.
**Keytaur:** [electronic coughing sounds]
**Zulius:** I mean, come on. Listen to this crap.
**Keytaur:** [kaf kaf kaf kaf kaf] [sounds transition into a beat]
**Zulius:** Do you have anything else?
**Glendale:** *[music continues]* Uh, hey, Zulius? Uh, maybe we don't need it. Usually we just start singing and music comes out of nowhere.
**Zulius:** Ha! Are you out of your mind? Look at the size of the crowd out there. I'm the stage manager. If this falls apart, it's on me!
**[Zulius]**
The pressure's on, it's opening night
And everything has gotta go just right
**Horse:** Zulius...
**[Zulius]**
I'm the backstage bad boy you want workin' your show
So get out of my way and the magic will flow-ow-ow--
[music stops]
**Horse:** Zulius. Hey, Zu... Zulius
**Zulius:** W... what?
**Horse:** Look, we could probably just phone it in. They're not gonna know the difference; let's just keep it simple and get through this as quickly as we can.
**Zulius:** Ugh, fine. I was just trying to make this friggin' *awesome*, *flonking* awesome, but, you know, whatever. [mocking] "Just get through this as quickly as we can."
**Mouthpiece:** So, sh... should I--
**Zulius:** Okay, look. Just follow the action onstage. Watch me for changes.
**Keytaur:** Select. [beep]
[intense music playing]

**Zulius:** Previously on *The Herd*. Horse enters the Rift, where she's reunited with her Rider.
**Keytaur:** Select.
**[Wammawink]**
It’s you
It’s really you
Despite the changes
I would know you anywhere
The voice, the face, the hair
Might all be different
But you’re still you
And all I wanna do is
Hold you close again
**[Horse and Wammawink]**
I have journeyed from so far
To meet you
**[Horse]**
[off-key] In the middle [squeaks]
**Keytaur:** Select.
**Zulius:** They embrace, but their reunion is fleeting, when suddenly,
**Keytaur:** Select.

I am the Nowhere King
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum bum
And I've come to do jerky things
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum bum bum | **[Ched and Glendale]**
Bum, bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum, bum bum bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum bum
Bum, bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum, bum bum bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

**Zulius:** The Nowhere King nearly *devours* Horse and Rider.
[Durpleton laughing maniacally]
**Zulius:** But alas...
**Keytaur:** Select.
**Wammawink:** Eat spear, you terd! Aaah!
**Zulius:** Rider spears the Nowhere King!
**Durpleton:** [groans]
**Zulius:** Action sound. Action sound with that. Please.
**Keytaur:** [weak cough/laugh-like electronic sounds]
**Zulius:** No no no no. Let's just move on.
**Keytaur:** Select.
**Zulius:** But the Nowhere King drifts out of the Rift with a creepy, jerk-ish wind.
**Durpleton:** [evil laughing]
**Zulius:** He drifts all the way, all the way *out* of the Rift. All the way... All the way offstage, Durpleton. Thanks.
**Durpleton:** [stopping his laughter act] Okay.
**Keytaur:** Select. [music changes]
[smack]

**Zulius:** With the Nowhere King on the loose, Rider and Horse decide to say farewell.
**Keytaur:** Select.
**Zulius:** Rider returning to her world, and Horse returning to Centaurworld to help her new friends.
**Keytaur:** Select.
**[Horse and Wammawink]**
And we'll meet back here eventually
**[Horse]**
You’ve gotta trust me
**[Wammawink]**
I do
And what you’re saying is true
**[Both]**
For you are my closest family
[ending notes of Separate Ways/What If I Forget Your Face playing]