Hazmat

The **Hazmat** is a Spiritmode NPC that spawns from the defeat of the Arm Abomination.

It is a likely skinless corpse fused to the inside of a hazmat suit that has been kept alive due to the dangerous amounts of radiation.

## Requirements

* Have defeated Arm Abomination
* Have an open house slot
* Have at least 18 inhabitants

## Sell

 Radioactive Enfuser |  | *‘Very rustic item from olden times, soup up jour veapons!’* | 8 P
 Acid Waders |  | *‘Travel in the acids like uncle Gustav!’* | 1 P 10 G
 Radiation-Proof Fabric |  | *'Found lots of dis inside giant evil hand monster! I vonder vhy...'* | 4 S

## Quotes

**Defeating the Arm Abomination**

* Why thank jou for freeing me from hot acidic stomach of fowl arm being!
* I give jou utmost gratitude.
* How could I repay?
* Thank jou much for freeing.

**General**

* Good day [Name of Player]!
* Would like to ponder at creations?
* I once had uncle named Gustav who worked at nuclear plant in Ukraine, I vonder what happened to him.
* I no idea how made this but big and powerful and vill make jou die of radiation poisoning.
* Vhat about my face?
* The enemy of my friend is my enemy, but that not mean enemy of enemy is friend, also enemy. I once had two enemies who vere enemies with each other too, I kill both, end of story.
* Ahh, it is good day to be not dead!
* Do not refer to me as Alexei, refer to me as Hazmat, as Alexei dead for many jears, literally, look at skeleton.
* As much as pains me, I no do discounts, I have family to feed! I think.

**When in Mutated Chasm**

* Ah, smell of nuclear fallout.
* Have jou seen giant hive yet? Veird thing.
* I would take helmet off but is fused to bones.
* Come take a dip in de acid, nice time of year.

**When in Hell**

* This... feels vrong.
* Comrade, how did jou do this?
* I do not think this vhas supposed to happen.

**When Underground**

* I can hear own voice echo down here!
* I vas almost shiskabobbed by stalagmite, fun!
* Velcome to the underground, how vas the fall?

**When in Corruption**

* I keep almost falling in pit from giant worm, I not enjoy!
* Flying parasite make skin crawl, and I have no skin!
* Comrade, get me outta here! Vhen jou can, I mean, I can handle stuff myself...

**When in Crimson**

* Spider, I hate spider!
* The hivemind of world sends shiver up spine…
* Comrade, its a... bloody... mess out here! Haha... get it? Please get me out of here.

**When in Hallowed**

* I hate unicorn…
* Almost was evaporated by gastropod other day, I hate gastropod.
* Smells like ice cream, disgusting.
* Why do live here {PLAYERNAME}? Disgusting place it is!

**When in Snow/Ice**

* Too cold here…
* Why zombies covered in parkas? Ve're not in arctic.
* My bones shaking!

**When in Blueshrooms**

* Theres mushroom crab down here... is that reference?
* Too many bug, give me heebeejeebees.
* Gooh... cold, no?

**When in Mushroom Biome**

* I'm blue da ba de da ba die!
* My eyes hurt down here... I not have any eyes.
* This place is... its... yeah its... uhm. Mushroom.
* MUSHROOM
* Mushroom!
* Mushroom!!

**When in Ocean**

* Hmm, it appears I cannot swim. Does not stop me from float!
* I love to fish, is great time. Strange how fish not glow with fallout, is different experience.
* Do jou know how deep vater goes? I am only bones and float up before go down.

**When in Deep Ocean**

* How did manage to get down here? Is scary.
* Mm, look at darkness outside. Erm, outvater.
* Darkness is not very fun, remind me of inside stomach of large arm creature.
* If could drown then would be scarier. But I am bone, not meat, no lungs!

**When Raining**

* Raining, pouring, old man snoring!
* Smell fresh wet air, comrade!
* I go play in mud, do not interrupt!
* The flying fish make me want to fly fish!

**When Blood Moon, Solar Eclipse, or Boss Fight**

* Let them in, I will show vhat vhat!
* I have veapon locked and loaded, comrade!
* I will make it rain blood, comrade! Or- more than it already is!
* RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!
* Let the goliath fall like the tree!

**When around Demolitionist**

* I enjoy [Name of Demolitionist] company, he loves the explosion, very fun!
* Have jou asked about [Name of Demolitionist] price on grenade?
* Vhat a lovely person Demolitionist is, other day he gave me stick of dynamite on house! We still rebuilding it.

**When around Nurse**

* [Name of Nurse] once tried to take helmet off, she could not, but I appreciate effort!
* I loved seeing horrified look on [Name of Nurse] face when she had seen I have no face!

**When around Skeleton Merchant**

* Me and [Name of Skeleton Merchant] are inseparable, bone brothers ‘till end!
* [Name of Skeleton Merhant] sold me sticky rubber hand, best choice in life besides jumping into mouth of giant arm monster!

**When around Retired Hero**

* The Titan and I have one thing in common, giant veapons. I like that in person!
* Do jou think Titan likes smell of burnt plastic and melting uranium?

**When around Witch Doctor**

* Witch Doctor? I not know which doctor you speak of.
* Witch Doctor is very nice lizard person! I like random scared noises he makes whenever I approach!

**When around Guide**

* I find guide untrustworthy. Anybody who used to summon meat vall should be exiled!
* Guide seems shady, I do not like.

**When around Arms Dealer**

* Arm Dealer? I refuse to tolerate anyone who title includes word “Arm”.
* Arm Dealer title make skin crawl.

**When around Florist**

* [Name of Florist]? I do not know, something about them make me feel uneasy. Remind me of something…
* It not that I hate Florist, just de plant scares me, is no big deal.
* De florist? Ehhh... no like, spooky plant.

**When around Cyborg**

* This “cyborg” is inhuman. I not trust those who pretend be human! Vhich is kinda rich coming from me, eh?
* I love the missile, I no love the seller.
* That C3PO looking dude giving me creeps!

**When around Archivist**

* Hmph, once bad dude, always bad dude.
* Archivist has bad history with me, always cheated at stone-parchment-blade.
* Have you seen vallet? Oh there is, thought Archivist stole it…
* Archivist always cheats at cards, lost best pair of sneakers from poker!

**When around Zoologist**

* No, I don't know vhat a "furry" is. But I did have a pet named Florfo before I vas eaten alive! Very furry guy.
* The fox lady scares me deeply, I do not know why.

**When around Infected Child**

* Vhere did this small baby child come from, {PLAYERNAME}?
* Jou think [Name of Infected Child] likes giant veapons?
* The child remind me a lot of me.
* [Name of Infected Child] great company. Remind me of self!
* Have jou noticed everybody treat [Name of Infected Child] like disease? Disgraceful behavior.

**When around Skullman**

* That bone brother is veird, am I vrong?
* GAH! [Name of Skullman] HAS NO FACE!!!
* It smells like de critically acclaimed Dead Space in here...

**When around Mushroom**

* There is living mushroom!
* Mushroom!
* Smells like... mushroom.

**When holding Fleshy Bulb**

* {PLAYERNAME}… vhat are holding?
* Comrade, I suggest jou not use that.
* That is powerful item, comrade.
* How did jou get that, {PLAYERNAME}.

**After Heliagathera**

* Interesting, big plant demon is now dead!
* Thank jou hero, now Chasm is free of spiders! I think.

**When around The Egg**

* Strange thing you carry makes tummy hurt. My entire body is supposed to be bones, have no stomach!
* Interesting egg being, it is no very threatening but make feel dread.
* Can I pet egg?
* I choose ignore dread because small egg creature cute.

## Recruitment Quotes

**If asked to Recruit**

* Join jou in battle? Am more than happy to oblige, comrade!
* The mighty {PLAYERNAME} has asked me, the humble Hazmat, to join them in battle? Er-... vas meant to be very convoluted vay of saying jes.
* Gooh! Jes jes jes! I love to kill, let me join jou, comrade!

**Unleashed or Elemental Bosses**

* Vhy ve vaste time on such feeble creatures, ve should focus on bigger things!
* Jawn, boring.
* Haha! Jou do no damage!

## Happiness Quotes

**Homeless**

* I vish this is not inconvenience but please make me home?
* As it turn, atrocity appeared to be only home… I think. Is still 1980s, jes?

**Far from Home**

* Oh-! I should go home, cannot let mind vander like legs.
* Do jou know vhere I am?

**Sparse Homestead**

* Hmm, nice and quiet out here…
* I enjoy peace but is quite lonely, no?
* I would have party but is too empty out here.

**Overcrowded Homestead**

* I feel like mouse in nest of other mouse, I enjoy!
* Remind me of time in nuclear plant, all my comrades together!
* Vhy do fellow comrades not enjoy company? I am great person!
* I have a lot of roommates and ve do not even pay rent!

**When in Party**

* La da da daaa, I had one too many drinks! … I don’t know how I drank!
* I love this big bunch of people, pushing differences behind us! So grand so great!
* \*kazoo noise\*... jes, I did just say kazoo noise, vhat's it to you, comrade?

## Trivia

* Gustav is the Radioactive Wanderer, a rare mini-boss enemy in the Mutated Chasm.
* It does not take damage from Acid.
* The Hazmat doesn't react to Mutated Chasm enemies, and Mutated Chasm enemies ignore it.
* The Hazmat is surprisingly powerful, having a more advanced NPC ai, good aim, and a fast weapon.
* The Hazmat fears the Florist due to its shocking similarities in color to Heliagathera (and the fact that they are both plants)
* The dialogue for Hell is unobtainable on a normal playthrough, as Hell is entirely transformed into the Mutated Chasm before the **Hazmat** is accessible.