S1, Episode 1

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## Overview

Darius must stop the dreaded Obama Bin Laden! But only his lucky friends could be able to help in such an endeavor.

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## Plot

It Begins with Darius, driving through the Snow Covered Land, to reach an old friend. Soon, he exits his Vehicle and makes his way up the hill, where he announces...

> "I Know You're Here..." - Said by Darius, in this Episode
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As he said this, the camera moves to the side to reveal the person he seeks is behind him, Ted. He replies to Darius with a good ol', *Took You Long Enough*. Darius turns around to face him. He asks what the two will do now, *a Dual to the Death?* Ted tells Darius this is indeed a Dual, they should choose their weapon of choice and walk three paces away from one another. After a brief back and forth of Words, they turn around and ready themselves for the fight. Darius turns around and shoots Ted. But this was not Ted, it was another character named Bonnie. Ted's pulled this move once before, Darius dodges out the way to avoid the shooting of the actually Ted. The took take a few shots to one another, Ted ends up moving behind a rock. As Darius prepares to move around the rock, he turns around to shoot Ted, for he had moved behind him already.

Ted crouches downwards, due to the new wound of his. Darius approaches him and asks where Roderick Calloway is. Ted stands up and chuckles. Roderick is then shown to be behind Darius. He turns around to see the Man in Blue and Yellow Armor. Roderick asks why Darius is going around and hunting down their own Friends. However, Darius has a different agenda, not one of Revenge. Darius asks if the two had heard the Rumors of what he wishes to speak about. Roderick asks Darius to just spit out the information already, he was never the kind to be Sneaky and Vague. This is followed up by Darius saying, *He's Back*. Ted begins to Guess who he's referring too, which leads to some very interesting Character Name Drops. Such as KiIlian, Shade, or was it that Willows Woman?

Darius Replies saying it's much worse than those Characters, Obama Bin Laden. Ted Exclaims *WHAT* in Surprise. Roderick asks Darius if he's sure about that. He explains that him and Obama Bin Laden crossed paths. He had attempted to shake his Hand, even when Darius said he was Married. Ted's surprised to hear Darius had gotten Married, but Darius informs him that he lied to avoid shaking hands. Roderick Asks why is this their Problem, specially *his*. He's just trying to be a Super Villian like his Father, so he can be proud of his Son. Darius tries to persuade Roderick to help by saying Obama Bin Laden seeks to kill his Dad. Roderick thinks that's Bullshit. Darius then tries to persuade Ted to help him take down Obama Bin Laden. Ted refuses to Help. Darius tells him he can't have his personnel feelings get in the way of things. ted asks him what he means by "Personally Feelings".

Darius understands that Ted has Once Loved him, but this isn't true at all. Ted is Shadesexual. Which means he's only attracted to Shade (lmao). They Plan to Meet at the Universal Trade Center. Darius Leaves. Ted asks Roderick why they are letting him get away. He explains he has a Scheme. Ted asks if he could know, Roderick refuses. He Leaves as well. Ted is Shortly met with Bonnie. He asks why she wasn't there to switch places with him Again. Just to Get No Response...

## Fun Facts

* **First Appearances:** Darius, Ted, Roderick, and Bonnie
* **Curse Words Said:** 4 (Dick, Fuck, Damnit and Bullshit)
* First Time Killian's name was Dropped into the Series