DA MACHIN

* 9:20TheDeltaSnivyDelta: I'm hungry
* \*Delta looks for doritos\*
* ADgee has left the chat.
* 9:21Hiddenlich\*Gnik Gnils is tap dancing on the side walk for no apparent reason
* 9:21ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Who are you even?
* 9:22Sling KingSling King: Hello Everybody! \*with drums\*
* Sling King: I JOINED A BAND!
* 9:22TheDeltaSnivyDelta: \*While searching\*Huh?
* Delta: That's cool
* 9:23Hiddenlich\*There is a glowing bag of Doritos on the ground
* Beckitten27 has joined the chat.
* 9:23Sling KingSling King: I PLAY THE SNARE DRUM!
* 9:23TheDeltaSnivyDelta: OOOOOOOOOO
* 9:24Beckitten27Hi
* 9:24TheDeltaSnivyHello
* \*takes bag\*
* 9:24Beckitten27So nonsensical rp? Ok
* 9:24Sling KingSling King starts playing undertale music in drums
* 9:25HiddenlichGnik Gnils: GO SLINGY! GO SLINGY GO SLINGY, SLINGY, SLINGY! OH! GO SLINGY!
* \*A crow starts pecking Armageddon's shoe
* 9:25Beckitten27Beck: what's going on?
* 9:26TheDeltaSnivy\*Delta starts floating and glowing cuz he ate the odd Doritos\*
* 9:26Sling KingSling King starts putting balloons on... and flying
* 9:26ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon stomps the crow
* 9:26Sling KingSling King plays more music
* 9:27Beckitten27Beck: you know what, I'm not even going to try and understand
* 9:27TheDeltaSnivyDelta: Help ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
* 9:27Hiddenlich\*Delta starts flashing all of the colors of the rainbow
* \*When he stops flashing, he becomes Delperior
* 9:28ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...What
* 9:28Beckitten27Beck: good for you!
* 9:28TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: Welp, now I'm fully evolved...
* 9:29HiddenlichGnik Gnils: Did you take force-evolutionary drugs Delta?
* \*forced-evolutionary
* 9:29TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: I have no idea!
* 9:29Beckitten27Beck: when do I get to do something cool?
* 9:30HiddenlichGnik Gnils: That's odd. How could Doritos make you fully evolved?
* \*Sling King is tapped on the shoulder
* 9:31TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: Maybe cuz those were...
* Delperior: RARE CANDY FLAVORED??!?!!?
* 9:31HiddenlichMalltranari: Armageddon!
* 9:31Beckitten27Beck: what?
* 9:31ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Yes?
* 9:32Beckitten27Beck looks for something to do
* 9:32HiddenlichMalltranari: Do you know where any Kart Fighting tournaments are being held at?
* 9:32TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: Yep
* ADgee has joined the chat.
* 9:33ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Center of the galaxy i think..
* 9:33TheDeltaSnivyThere's one at PLANET OMEGA
* 9:33Beckitten27hi ad
* 9:33ADgeeLifehacker: Heheheheh
* 9:34Sling KingSling King: hoi
* 9:34Beckitten27Beck: why don't I ever get to do anything?
* 9:34HiddenlichMalltranari: Where is Planet Omega?
* 9:34Sling KingSling King: Make it happen
* 9:34ADgeeAD: Hey guys.
* 9:35Beckitten27beck: hi
* 9:35TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: In my galaxy
* \*Teleports to OMEGA\*
* 9:36ADgeeAD: Have you seen the Lifehacker? It's someone that can hack himself irl like if it was a videogame.
* 9:36HiddenlichMalltranari: ...
* Malltranari: Wherever that is...
* 9:36Beckitten27Beck: wow
* 9:37Sling KingSling King: Im on crack.
* 9:37HiddenlichGnik Gnils: Sling! Not this again!
* 9:37Beckitten27beck: what? Why would you do that?
* 9:38HiddenlichGnik Gnils: God, you are worser than Jake when he was drinking
* 9:38Sling KingSling King starts playing the drum with a hammer
* 9:39TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: Sling king, are you OK?
* 9:39ADgeeThe Lifehacker appears
* 9:39Beckitten27Beck: no, he took drugs or something
* 9:40Sling KingSling King starts shooting from above
* 9:40Beckitten27Beck: crap!
* Beck hides
* 9:41Sling KingAll the balloons lose air
* Sling King falls
* 9:41TheDeltaSnivyDelperior catches him
* 9:42Sling KingSling King starts running around shooting clones and fakegees
* 9:42TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: Dammit Sling! You almost died!
* Delperior: Sling, this has to stop
* 9:42Sling KingSling King aims at Delperior
* 9:42TheDeltaSnivyDelperior dodges
* Delperior uses Dark Paulse!
* 9:42Hiddenlich\*Malltranari kicks Sling King in the back
* 9:42TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: Now my chance!
* Delperior makes SK fall asleep by using Dark Void
* 9:43ADgeeThe Lifehacker pulls out a big gun and starts shooting lasers at Delperior without even moving
* 9:44Sling KingSling King throws a hammer at Delperior before being KO'd
* 9:44TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: OW
* 9:44Beckitten27Beck: what in the world?
* 9:44HiddenlichMalltranari: Sling! You need to calm down! The drugs are getting to your head!
* 9:44Sling KingSling King gets back up
* 9:45TheDeltaSnivyDelperior Hacks life hacker's hacks and no one can hack anymore
* 9:45Sling KingSling King: Ever heard of... A Tea Party?
* 9:45TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: This won be good
* 9:45Hiddenlich\*Malltranari punches Sling King
* 9:45TheDeltaSnivy(Sorry, most of the time my "T" dosent work"
* 9:45Sling KingTea spills from the sky
* 9:45HiddenlichMalltranari: Knock it off bro!
* \*Malltranari looks up
* 9:45Sling KingHot tea
* 9:46Hiddenlich\*The tea splashes all over his face
* 9:46ADgeeThe lasers then go towards Beck
* 9:46TheDeltaSnivyDelperior uses leaf ornado to protect maltrani
* 9:46HiddenlichMalltranari: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
* 9:46Beckitten27Beck: are you kidding me?
* 9:46TheDeltaSnivy\*tornado
* 9:46Beckitten27Beck moves
* 9:46Sling KingCrazy Magic: 3... 2... 1...
* 9:47TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: Oh, shi-
* 9:47Sling KingSling King is no longer crazy
* 9:47TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: Wait, nothing happened
* 9:47Sling KingSling King explodes
* 9:47Hiddenlich\*Malltranari is writhing in pain on the ground
* 9:47TheDeltaSnivyDelta finds http://delta.wikia.com/wiki/DA\_MACHIN
* DA MACHIN
* 9:48Beckitten27beck: what's wrong?
* 9:48TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: Huh?
* 9:48Beckitten27On who?
* 9:49ADgeeLifehacker shoots some TNT towards DA MACHIN
* 9:49Hiddenlich\*Malltranari slowly gets on his feet
* 9:50ADgeeThe Lifehacker slays Malltranari's fet
* feet\*
* 9:50TheDeltaSnivyDA MACHIN duplicates for no reason
* 9:50Beckitten27Beck: who needs logic?
* 9:50TheDeltaSnivyDA MACHIN infects LH
* 9:50ADgeeLH deinfects himself and destroys it
* 9:50Hiddenlich(I assume you mean that he cuts them off with a sword) Malltranari somersaults backwards in order to avoid getting his feet chopped off
* 9:50Sling KingReminder here: I exploded
* 9:51HiddenlichMalltranari: What?
* 9:51Beckitten27Beck: sling!
* 9:51TheDeltaSnivyDA MACHIN summons SNEK
* 9:51Hiddenlich(Oh god, not Snek)
* 9:51Beckitten27Beck: he's dead. He's freaking dead.
* (Agreed lich)
* 9:52TheDeltaSnivySnek bites LH and urns him into a sandwich which Delperior eats
* \*turns
* 9:52ADgeeLH escapes from his body
* 9:52Beckitten27beck: screw absolutely everything
* 9:52TheDeltaSnivyDelperior: Dat was delisious
* 9:52ADgeeLH Spirit: I CAN STILL HACK!
* LH Spirit slays Delperior
* 9:53TheDeltaSnivyDelperior revives and wastes one of his 3 lives
* 9:53Sling KingSling King falls on LH Spirit... but just hits the ground
* 9:54ADgeeLH Spirit: IDIOT,I CAN'T DIE!
* 9:54Sling KingSling King: \*swears that can't be comprehended by words\*
* 9:54TheDeltaSnivyDelperior befriends Snek
* 9:54ADgee(Not OP,he'll get killed/banned in a while)
* 9:54Beckitten27beck: I'm sick and tired of this!
* 9:55TheDeltaSnivySuddenly, DA MACHIN turns Delperior back into Delta
* Delta: Welp, that happened.
* 9:55Sling KingSling King takes out "a" hammer
* 9:55ADgeeLH Spirit summons a blackhole,and pushes Delta and the Machine in it
* 9:55Sling KingSling King: The Ban Hammer
* 9:56Hiddenlich\*No black holes
* \*That's too overpowered
* 9:56TheDeltaSnivyDelta survives with the power of chat mods\*
* 9:56ADgeeAlright,how about......getting absorbed
* 9:56TheDeltaSnivySnek bites the absobation
* 9:57Sling KingSling King: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hamma! \*smacks LH's Spirit with the Ban Hammer\*
* 9:57TheDeltaSnivyIt reverses and da machin absorbs LH
* 9:58ADgeeLH's spirit slays SK before being smacked
* 9:58Beckitten27Beck: no.:.
* 9:58ADgee2LH Spirit: [c="Red
* LH Spirit: I WILL BE BACK!
* 9:58TheDeltaSnivyDA MACHIN makes everyone have random side effects
* 9:59Beckitten27beck: what?
* 9:59TheDeltaSnivySnek is now removed from rp
* 9:59Sling KingA Sling King Clone comes out of a nearby manhole
* 9:59TheDeltaSnivyBeck is now a dog
* Sling king is now a catapult
* 10:00Beckitten27Can I still speak normally?
* 10:00TheDeltaSnivyyep
* 10:00Beckitten27beck: screw absolutely everything
* 10:00ADgeeHerobrine strangely appears
* 10:00TheDeltaSnivy\*So, what happens to me?\*
* \*Picking by myself would be bias\*
* 10:01Beckitten27Beck: um... Hi
* 10:01Sling KingSling King? explodes
* 10:01TheDeltaSnivy(Seriously, what happens? Do I switch genders?)
* (Become a Fakegee)
* (???)?
* 10:02Hiddenlich\*The colors of Malltranari's body and clothing become inverted
* (That's your choice)
* 10:02TheDeltaSnivy(ok)
* (i'll choose something that hasen been done\*
* \*Delta becomes female\*
* 10:03Beckitten27Beck: this sucks
* 10:03TheDeltaSnivy\*Da machine becomes alive
* \*It plans of taking over the trolliverse
* 10:04Beckitten27beck: whatever
* 10:04HiddenlichMalltranari: What in the world happened to us?
* 10:04TheDeltaSnivyDelta: DA MACHIN did!
* 10:04Beckitten27beck: I don't really understand it myself
* 10:05TheDeltaSnivyDelta: And we have to stop that thing before it infects the rest of the trolliverse!
* 10:06HiddenlichMalltranari: ALRIGHT! I'LL DO SOMETHING!
* 10:06Beckitten27Beck: I can't even handle a weapon like this
* TheDeltaSnivy has joined the chat.
* 10:07Hiddenlich\*Malltranari charges at DA MACHIN and drop kicks
* 10:07Sling KingSling King falls on Delta
* 10:07TheDeltaSnivy\*DA MACHIN turns MALLTRANARI into a handicaped human\*
* 10:10HiddenlichHuman Malltranari: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LEGS! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGS!
* \*Malltranari can only crawl now
* 10:10TheDeltaSnivy\*DA MACHIN invade the United 'Gees
* Delta: OH CRAP
* Delta: NOT GOOD
* 10:12ADgeeAD: Somehow im not infected.
* 10:12Beckitten27beck: I just want to be back to normal
* 10:12TheDeltaSnivy\*Turns AD into BC\*
* 10:13ADgeeBCgee: I already exist.
* 10:13Sling KingSling King: Back to my old self
* Sling King: Yess
* 10:14Hiddenlich\*BCgee looks like a primitive Geeman
* 10:14Beckitten27beck: I hate this!
* TheDeltaSnivy has left the chat.
* 10:15Sling KingSling King: I do too, But i'm back to my normal self
* 10:15Beckitten27So now what?
* 10:16HiddenlichHuman Malltranari: AT LEAST YOU CAN WALK!
* 10:17Sling KingSling King starts laughing
* 10:17Beckitten27Beck: it's not funny!
* 10:17Sling KingSling King: I find it funny
* 10:18HiddenlichHuman Malltranari: I CAN'T COMPETE IN KART FIGHTING ANYMORE! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU COULD PLAY THE DRUMS BECAUSE YOUR ARMS WERE TORN OFFF?
* \*Couldn't
* 10:18Sling KingSling King: I wouldn't need my arms
* Sling King: I can just re clone myself.
* 10:18Beckitten27Beck tries to figure out a way to turn back to normal
* 10:18ADgeeAD: I know someone that can fix this.
* 10:19HiddenlichHuman Malltranari: \*\*\*\* YOU!
* 10:19Sling KingSling King: But i can help
* 10:19Beckitten27beck: really?
* 10:19Sling KingSling King: Dont want my help?
* 10:19HiddenlichHuman Malltranari: ...
* 10:19Beckitten27Beck: stop it you two! You're acting like children!
* 10:19Sling KingSling King: I found these legs that looked like yours
* Sling King takes out the pair of legs
* 10:20HiddenlichHuman Malltranari: Those better be bionic or prosthetic
* 10:21ADgeeAD throws a potion at Beck. He turns back to normal
* 10:21Sling KingSling King: It's your legs man, they're not made of steel like the legs i usually have!
* 10:22Beckitten27Beck: thanks
* 10:22ADgeeAD (to SK): What the FU-
* 10:22Sling KingSling King: Never knew?
* Sling King: I have steel legs, stainless steel.
* 10:22HiddenlichHuman Malltranari: But... that machine made me human
* 10:23ADgeeAD throws a potion at Human Malltranari
* He reverts back to normal
* AD: I have a few left.
* 10:23Sling KingSling King smacks his leg with a hammer
* Sling King: Can't feel anything.
* 10:24ADgeeAD: And if someone kicks in your nuts.
* 10:24Sling KingSling King: I said my legs not my nuts
* 10:25Beckitten27beck: that would really hurt I bet
* 10:26Sling KingSling King: But yes i can feel that.
* 10:26Hiddenlich\*Malltranari stretches his legs
* Malltranari: Thank you mysterious red-eyed Fakegee that I don't know the name of
* 10:27ADgeeAD: The name's AD. And,your welcome.
* 10:28Beckitten27Beck: yeah, thanks ad
* 10:28ADgeeAD: Again,yw.
* 10:28Sling KingSling King grabs a bag of crack
* 10:28Beckitten27beck: NO!
* Beck: we nearly got killed because of that stuff!
* 10:29Sling KingSling King: Yes.
* -A minute later-
* Sling King grabs a gun
* 10:30Beckitten27Beck: I'm out of here!