Bicker

## Plot

Robin and Oswald won't stop fighting, and Oswald runs away.

## Script

INT. HELL WORLD - ORION'S ROOM

[Orion is laying on his bed, closing his eyes, and trying to take a nap.]

Orion: "Ahh, nothing like a peaceful, quiet place where I can relax. There's nothing better than me just lying here and getting ready to fall into a deep sl-"

[Orion's bloodshot shoot open soon after hearing a loud crashing sound, followed by a bunch of yelling. He groans angrily as he gets out of bed.]

INT. HELL WORLD - ROBIN'S ROOM

Robin: "Stop touching my things!"

Oswald: "Nah!"

Robin: "Yah!"

Oswald: "Nahh!"

Robin: "Yahh!!"

[Orion comes in the room.]

Orion: "What's going on?! Why are you two making all that noise?!"

Robin: "Because Ozzie won't leave my toys alone!"

Oswald: "Me wanna play with you!"

Robin: "Why would I wanna play with a booger-brain dumb baby like you?!"

[Oswald growls as his horns grow, and he goes into his attack form, as his tongue slaps Robin.]

Robin: "Aye! Don't hit me!"

Oswald: [Roars]

Robin: "No, f\*\*k you!"

Orion: "Okay, okay. Calm down."

Robin: "Not until booger-brain leaves me alone!"

Oswald: [Hisses]

Robin: "Stop it!"

Orion: "Okay.." [Picks up Oswald] "Calm down, Oswald." [Ozzie goes back to normal, as Orion puts him down] "Now you guys quit fighting!"

Robin: "And why should we?"

Orion: "I don't know! You guys are brothers i guess, that's why!" [Facepalms] "Ugh."

[Robin and Oswald growl at each other. Robin then smirks, as he puts his hand near Oswald. Oswald punches it, but Robin puts it back.]

Oswald: "Stop touching me!"

Robin: "I'm not touching you.."

Oswald: "Yes!"

Robin: "No!"

Oswald: [Looks at Orion, pointing at Robin] "Touching me!"

Robin: [Mocking] "Touching me!"

[Oswald hisses and he spits acid at Robin. Robin is furious.]

Robin: "You dirty rotten little bastard!"

[They get into a fight cloud, as Orion watches.]

Orion: "Okay guys, that's enough fighting for no-" [Gets kicked by them and falls to the floor. Angrily] "Okay who kicked me?! That's enough!"

[Orion breaks them apart.]

Robin: [To Oswald] "You're a stupid idiot crybaby sh\*thead!"

Oswald: "You're a-" [Roar!]

Robin: "WHAT?!"

[Orion picks both of them up.]

Orion: "I've had it with you two! I just wanted peace and quiet but your fighting just RUINS IT!!" [Drops them] "Now go to your rooms! And don't come out unless you're not fighting for f\*\*k's sake! So I can relax."

[Robin and Oswald began walking to their rooms angrily.]

INT. ROBIN'S ROOM

[Robin is in his room, drawing a picture of Oswald getting flung to who knows where.]

Robin: "Maybe I.. shouldn't.. have.. ask..for a little annoying bratty brother!"

[Robin throws the crayon to the wall as it turns into dust.]

INT. OSWALD'S ROOM

[Oswald is drawing a picture of demonic scribbles.]

Oswald: "Maybe I run away!"

[Oswald slices the bars of the crib and then causes fire on them.]

Robin & Oswald: "I HATE YOU, BROTHER!!!"

INT. HELL WORLD - HELL CASTLE - KITCHEN

[It shows Robin sitting at a table with an angry look on his face, glaring at someone. He growls quietly. Oswald is on the other side of the table, in a hell-themed highchair, glaring back with crossed arms. Soon, Orion brings them both food. Sandwiches.]

Orion: "Okay! Eat up!"

Robin: "Oh, I won't be eating this up." [Picks up the sandwich] "But Oswald will!"

[Robin throws the sandwich at Oswald, which makes him furious. He turns into his attack form, and his long tongue wraps around Robin. He pulls him as they both get into a fight cloud. Orion facepalms.]

Orion: "M..maybe If I ignore it.. It will go away."

[Orion quickly leaves the scene, as the fight cloud between the brothers quickly goes outside the castle. Oswald is thrown as he lands on his face. He sits up and looks at Robin with an angry look.]

Oswald: "Fine! No need a brother! Can find another  by myself!"

Robin: [Scoffs] "As if anyone would want someone annoying like you?"

Oswald: [Tears up] "They.. they will!"

Robin: "Dumb baby!" [Blows raspberries at Oswald and goes back inside, slamming the door]

[Oswald crosses his arms as he stands up and stomps away angrily. Cut to montage of Oswald knocking on other Hell Kids' doors. At first, he tries to make a cute face, but then reverts to his attack form. Each door he goes to, he gets rejected. He goes to the last house. Aiden opens the door as he looks down. Oswald waves his arms in the air, with a cute face, until he then goes into his attack form, roaring.]

Aiden: "Woahh!! Sickk!!" [Picks up Oswald, as he goes back to normal. He takes Oswald inside, as Oswald smiles.] "Hey, guys! Look who I found!"

[Chains and Kamarion come.]

Kamarion: "Ohh.. so you found.. Orion's youngest brother?"

Aiden: "Well, he was at the door. Wait.." [Holds Oswald up and looks at him] "Why were you at our doorstep??"

Oswald: "Big bro Robin hates me."

Aiden: "Hm. Well, that's not surprising. This IS hell world." [Aiden thinks] "I say. Oswald, why don't WE be your big brothers for a little while??"

[Oswald smiles and nods in happiness. He tongue hisses as he covers his mouth, still smiling.]

Aiden: "Sick!!" [Places Oswald down] "Okay, as your temporary big brother.." [Kneels down to Oswald] "You wanna go rampage?"

Oswald: [Nods happily] "Rampage! Rampage!"

Aiden: "Sweet!! Come on, guys!"

INT. HELL WORLD - HELL PARK

[Aiden is holding Oswald, while Kamarion and Channon follow behind. Aiden smirks, seeing some Hell Kids playing.]

Aiden: "Okay, Ozzie. You see those kids?" [Oswald nods] "Why don't you to use your demon form and scare them off? So you can have the whole park to yourself!"

Oswald: [Nods] "Okie dokie!"

[Oswald quickly runs up to the kids on the swing. The kids swinging are confused as they stop to look at the toddler. Oswald smiles innocently at first, but he then goes into his demon form and shows a bunch of teeth, with his tongue also growing long. The kids scream and run off. Oswald giggles. It cuts to a kid about to go down a slide. Oswald suddenly appears floating in front of him, and goes into his demon form. He wraps his tongue around the kid's neck, and tosses them far away. There is a kid who is alone on a seesaw. Oswald smiles and gets on the other end of the seesaw. He goes into his demon form and pushes the seesaw down hard enough for the kid to go flying into the air, into a volcano, as the volcano explodes.]

Oswald: "Park mine! Park all mine!"

Aiden: "Sick!! Now.." [Kneels down to Oswald's height, pointing at a kid with lava ice cream] "You see that kid over there? He stole your ice cream cone!"

Oswald: "Ice cream!!"

[Aiden carries the toddler over to the kid and places him down. He then hides behind a nearby rock.]

Aiden: "Listen, you! My friend's got something to say to you!"

Kid: " What? Who said that??" [Looks at Oswald] "Was it you??"

Aiden: [Whispers to Oswald] "Tell him off, Oswald. Be assertive!"

Oswald: [To the kid] "That's my ice cream!"

Aiden: "Good, now let him have it!"

Oswald: [Misunderstanding what Aiden said] "You can have it!"

Kid: "Thanks!" [Walks off]

Aiden: [Facepalms] "Ugh, no! I'll show you how!"

[Aiden quickly places a tiny speaker inside of Oswald's mouth, and then goes back behind the rock with a microphone.]

Aiden: [Voicing for Oswald] "Hey, pencil neck!" [The kid turns around] "Yeah you! Come over here!" [The kid walks over to Oswald] "Surrender that ice cream cone, or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery! [The kid winces; he throws the strawberry ice cream at Oswald and cries as he runs away. Oswald spits the speaker out as Aiden walks over.]

Oswald: "That kid was crying??"

Aiden: "Yeah, those were tears of.. ehh.. joy! He was happy you were assertive!"

Oswald: "Yeah!"

Aiden: "You see how wonderful life can be, [threateningly] when you're maniacal?"

Oswald: "I thought it was assertive?"

Aiden: "Uh.. whatever."

Oswald: "Well if it got me ice cream, yay!" [throws strawberry ice cream on his tongue]

[Later, Oswald is digging in the sand with a toy shovel looking for something. He then finds a lava rock.]

Oswald: "Found something!"

[Another kid walks up to Oswald.]

Kid: "Hey! Can I use your shovel? Mine broke.."

Oswald: "Uh.. sure!"

Aiden: "Oswald, this is your next lesson, be aggressive! Tell that guy to take a hike!"

Oswald: [Misunderstands, to the kid] "Wanna take hike with me?"

Kid: "Yeah!"

Aiden: [Angry] "Now, look what you've done! Tell that guy to go fall in a ditch!"

Oswald: [Sees a ditch] "Hey! Go check in the ditch!"

[The kid goes in the ditch, digs, and finds a treasure chest!]

Kid: "Wow, buried treasure! Thanks!!"

Oswald: [To Aiden] "Did you see that?? He found buried treasure!"

Aiden: [Frustrated] "Oswald, you'll never get it right! Tell that guy you know karate and you'll tie him in a knot if you don't get your shovel back!"

Oswald: "Hey! I gonna tie your... shoe if you don't give shovel back!"

Kid: "But I'm wearing sandals!"

Oswald: "Oh, never mind!" [Aiden starts walking away] "It's okay, Aiden, he's wearing sandals. What's wrong?"

Aiden: [Putting things into a suitcase] Oh, nothing, Oswald. I was just beginning to think that this was a waste of time."

Oswald: "No it's not!"

Aiden: "Forget it! I guess you don't have what it takes to be a stand-up guy."

Oswald: "I can be stand-up guy!" [Stands up tall] "See??"

Aiden: [Frustrated] "Oswald, you'll never get what you want! You'll always let people step all over you! You're just like stairs!"

Oswald: "I just cry to get stuff.."

Aiden: "I can see why."

Oswald: "Please give Ozzie another chance!"

Aiden: "Okay, but this is your last chance!" [points to people trying to get a tan] "Look at all those beach hogs soaking up your sun rays. Do you have what it takes to get a tan?"

Oswald: "Just watch me!" [runs over and waves a blanket up and down and builds up sand to make the beach-goers run away] "Man, this thing is sandy!"

Kid: "My leg!" [after everyone runs off, Oswald is laying on his back with a funnel acting as a sunlamp]

Aiden: "Yes, my plan is beginning to work! They're leaving the beach!"

[Aiden and Oswald spot a hot dog stand]

Vendor: Hot dogs! Hot dogs!

Aiden: "Look at that huge line at the hot dog stand. Assert yourself to the front!"

Oswald: "I do better than that!" [he stretches his tongue to eat everybody's hotdogs at the snack bar]

Aiden: "Oswald, that was genius! Look at all those kite fliers blocking your view!"

Oswald: "What?"

Aiden: "Breaking your wind!" [Oswald uses one of his teeth to boomerang it into cutting the strings off the kites. Oswald laughs maniacally, until a volley ball bumps into his heel. He picks it up]

Kid: Hey! Throw us the ball. [Oswald pops the volleyball and not throwing the volleyball and trumpets like an elephant. Everybody leaves the beach in the fall]