Descendants: The Auradon and Isle Battle/Transcript

**Shan Yu:** [from a distance away] Olia, cook something, there are actually *customers* today!
**Olia Yu:** Well then, why can't *you* cook something for once?
**Shan:** Just cook something!
**Olia:** [groans and squirts hot sauce all over a shrimp, then places two plates of it on the customers' table; flatly] Have a wicked time eating at Shan Yu's Dim Sum Place... yay. [walks away, lies on a pile of straw, takes off her jacket from her waist and sighs]
**Shan:** [walks up to Olia] Look, if you don't stay here, you're going to Auradon Prep.
**Olia:** [sits up, surprised] Wait, what? [laughs coldly] So now you've decided you don't want me here anymore? That I'm a burden?
**Shan:** They sent me a letter inviting you there, so you're going.
**Olia:**But *why* would I *ever* want to go *there,*Dad? Don't you know me at all? Oh right, you don't. *You* never cared about me. All *you* cared about was winning the lottery or something.
**Shan:** Look, I guarantee, if you go there, it will be worth your time. I have a plan to seek revenge on the people who have wronged us.
**Olia:** I'm listening...
**Shan:** I want you to kill the Auradonians for me. That way, every spell they put on the Isle would wear off, like the barrier. Then, we could easily rule the kingdom and everyone will bow down to *us*.
**Olia:** Every spell they put on the Isle... you mean including the one that they put on you to revive you too?
**Shan:** ... that's... besides the point. So, what do you say?
**Olia:** [checking nails] Well, I don't help just *anyone*, but seeing that you're my father, I guess I'd help you this *one* time.

[opening title]

**Olia:** [looks at a deck of cards in its box and picks it up]
**Chauffer:** [lighthearted laugh] You like playing card games?
**Olia:** Yeah. [mischievous laugh as she takes out the cards and throws them everywhere in the car]
**Chauffer:** [sigh] Why didn't I expect that?
**Olia:** [points to a pack of candies] Hey, what's *that?*
**Chauffer:** Candy.
**Olia:** So like, does it taste *good?*
**Chauffer:** Yeah, probably.
**Olia:**It isn't *expired?*
**Chauffer:** [sigh] No. [murmuring to himself] Be prepared for candy being thrown at your face...
**Olia:** [pours a bit of candy in her mouth and chews, quickly spitting them out in disgust] What is *in* that garbage?!?! [softly] I need some gum. [rummages through her purse and pulls out some expired fish-flavored gum, chewing it obnoxiously] I think I'd prefer my dad's terrible, expired Dim Sum over that garbage...

**Olia:** Wait, why'd you stop? [looks out car window] Oh. We're here. [gets out the car]
**Ben:** Welcome to Auradon! You're Olia, I'm guessing? [holds out his hand for a handshake]
**Olia:** [confused] Yeah...?
**Ben:** [nervous smile followed by a nervous laughter]
**Olia:** Oh... [spits out gum on her hand and shakes before entering the school]
**Lonnie:** [nervously] Uh, hey... I'm Lonnie, and I'm your guide...
**Olia**: [blinks slowly, uninterested]
**Lonnie:** ... my mother is Mulan and my father is Li Shang...
**Olia:** [face brightens, suddenly interested] Oh! Like, *the* Mulan?
**Lonnie:** Um, yes...?
**Olia:** Oh, okay... so where's my room?
**Lonnie:** Uh, right, your room. [walks up to an empty room] Since everyone has a roomie and you came alone, you'll have a room all to yourself.
**Olia:** Cool... but where's my *bed?*
**Lonnie:** ... over there...? [points to bed]
**Olia:** That's not a pile of straw. That's a big sponge with fabric or something.
**Lonnie:** Um... a big sponge with fabric is *basically* what a bed is, though?
**Olia:** Oh. [jumps on the bed and sits up after lying on it for a few seconds] Ugh, this is so soft. And way too comfortable. Now I understand why that Sleeping Beauty could sleep for a hundred years...
**Lonnie:** Um...
**Olia:** [low voice] That prick of a sleeper...

**TBC**