The Monkey's Klaud

## *Tracking down Wedge Antilles.*

> *Where did he end up, after all these years? A special report, brought to you by Rogue Podron.*
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## Monkey's Klaud

### Director

Rogue Nine

**Featuring:**

* Rogue Nine as Ash Rendar
* Rogue Six as Hobbie Klivian
* Rogue Seven as Wes Janson
* Rogue Leader as Iela Wesiri
* Rogue Leader as General Organa
* Rogue Nine as Hera Syndulla
* Rogue Leader as Syena Rii
* Rogue Seven as Mon Mothma
* Rogue Six as Erisi Dlarit
* Rogue Six as Norra Wexley

**If they were a** : A Type of Soup...

**Ash:** CHILI

**A Star Wars Question**: What are the Ewoks doing and when will they come in?

**Highlights**:

* Star Wars is run by (cishet) cowards.
* Fansplaining the Red String Of Fate
* Armitage Hux was Lost to the Forest
* Battlefront II recap
* HOW OLD IS RIEEKAN!?!?
* "I'm Darth Vader, a LESBIAN."
* Space Baby = GFFA Millenials?
* Winshur Bratt; the most realistic character in all of Star Wars
* Danny, I was in the theater for Return of the Jedi but I was too terrified by the Darth Vader cosplayer in the lobby to remember anything clearly.
* Nora Wexley.... she's FINE...
* Sea Foam Green Eggs
* Snap is in love with Klaud is your queer rep
* Who mourns the Mon Cala? Wedge. Just Wedge.
* Who mourns the Keedees? Wedge. Just Wedge.
* We stan one (1) Duros
* Always in motion, the Rey is...
* Finn's arc is a windsor knot

**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:** What are three other things on Maz’s checklist before she can go join up with the Resistance??

**Rogue Leader**:

1. Find the perfectly scented evergreen candle
2. Try Opee Seakiller sushi
3. A Whole New Wardrobe

**Rogue Six**: Go to the eye doctor.

**Rogue Seven**: Goat Yoga.

**Rogue Nine**: Last episode, "Hook up with that guy from Canto Bite". This episode "Go to Kashyyyk and find a not married wookiee..."

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Tom the Fanboy -- Maz Kanada's to do list:
	+ Track Down the Mandalorian.
	+ Have him help her "Forget Chewbacca."
	+ Then finally "Forget Chewbacca from behind."
* @Bryan\_J\_Hawk -- Maz has to make some more Baby Yoda eating soup memes before she can join up with the resistance.
* Cathy @chipmunkofdoom -- Find someone to take care of her rock lizard.
* @MjolnirMK86 -- Maz’s Checklist:
	1. Pull Space Pirate Ship out of mothball
	2. Buy/steal twelve dozen Thermal Detonators
	3. Arm people of Resistance sympathetic planets

* X-wings & History --
	1. Takes those psychedelics she offered Poe
	2. Massage from a tentacle droid.
	3. Get absolutely fucking railed by a Lasat.

* Oaty-- Three?
* Maclunkey -- Gym, Tan, Laundrey
* Dinner Leader
	1. Gotta Catch 'em All
	2. visit her goddaughter yaddle
	3. come up with a third thing because she really does not feel like doing this.
* Jason -- Return home to take over her father's shoe factory, befriend a drag queen who convinces her to produce stilettos for men to keep the factory open/do right by a margianlized group/be a great ally, and put on a fashion show in Space Milan to show them off.
* Malai-- Maz needs to find Three Rey Eggs, Two Tiny Porgs, and a Purgill in a Space Tree!
* Nick --
	1. Collect Underpants
	2. ???
	3. Profit
* Heath --
	1. you're like a dream come true
	2. just wanna be with you
	3. girl, it's plain to see that you're the only one for me and
	4. repeat steps one through three
	5. make you fall in love with me

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:** Malai

* Tom and X-wings get Glistening Borgullets

### **This Week's Glistener Question:**

What did Wedge name his keedees and how did he get them back?

* **Saf**: Beedee, Deedee, and Peedee.
* **Meg**: Wes, Hobbie, and Tycho.

### REVIEWS:

* 5 stars from Mika. (Baby gets the 5th star! )

* 20% Danny
* 20% Saf
* 30% Meg
* 5% Heath
* (Also Ash...)
* 25% The Listeners!