Sylvester's Diary 7 - Sylvester Goes To Hell

**"NOOOOOOO!"**

*This page contains foul language!*

 **“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD, BURN!”**

*This page contains possibly disturbing content such as overdose, death and birth (+imagery of it in the video at 0:47-0:51, 1:30-1:34 and 1:49-1:51).*

## Main Information

**Sylvester's Diary 7 - Sylvester Goes To Hell** is the seventh non canon episode of the Talking Kitty Cat Series about what Sylvester writes in his diary.

## Summary

It's Sylvester's birthday and Steve forgot. Sylvester talks about his first life, his second life then his third life. Steve makes a birthday cake for Sylvester but he can't find him so he puts the cake down for him to find later. He finds Sylvester's Diary and mistakes it for a book full of scribbles, throwing it away.

## Characters

* Sylvester
* Gibson (Nicknamed Gibby Trousers and Cute Kitty Kitty by Steve Cash)
* Steve Cash (Nicknamed As Stupid Human Slave Steve, Dumf\*k and B\*\*\*ard)
* Edna (Nicknamed As Miserable Old B\*\*ch)
* Todd
* Shelby

## Diary

Dear Diary, Octember 32th

Today is officially the day AFTER my birthday, my stupid human slave steve forgot my f\*\*king birthday. This is unforgivable! He just went about the day like it was any other day!

## Video

"It's time!"

"Time for what, kitty? The only thing it's time for is for Gibson to go to the groomer, ugh!" - Steve

"IT'S MY DAY!"

"Sylvester you don't even like going to the groomer, what the hell? Besides between you and me, you know Gibson is starting to stink! And if we let this go on any longer, it's just gonna get worse and worse, ain't that right Gibby Trousers, my cute kitty kitty, I love you!" - Steve

"A\*\*hole."

"Well that was mean." - Steve

"Gibson you'd never say anything like that would you? Sylvester you actually mad?" - Steve

"Yeah."

"Well, get over it okay? I'll be back a little bit, geez."

## Diary Continued

I guess I shouldn't be too mad though I mean after all my original birthday wasn't even on Halloween! It was back in April 29th 1992. I was being pooped out in a slimy sack as a kitten. My first slave owner was Edna, a miserable old b\*\*ch that collected cats like baseball cards! I lived with her for 8 and a half years until one day while sitting in the street I was just kind of chilling you know thinking about life and stuff when all of a sudden.

...It was quick and painless, but then it got HOT! Very, very HOT! So hot, it pissed me off!

"Damn!"

So I decided to leave! As it turns out, hell has a lot of caves and they all lead to an exit basket. The baskets move upwards slowly, very very slowly.

"Wow.."

Like painfully...f\*\*king slowly. Once at the top, I exited the basket, left the cave and they bam! Suddenly I was being pooped out in a slimy sack as a kitten again! This was my second life. And this life my human slave was Todd. Todd lavished me with catnip and wet food until I had a fatal overdose at only 2 years old. Todd was my favourite human slave by the way, just saying, love you Todd. Again I was forced to escape hell and be pooped out as a kitten in my third life. This time my human slave was steve, the same stupid b\*\*\*ard that forgot my f\*\*king birthday! I'll get him back for this even if it kills me, and if it does kill me, well f\*\*k it I'll be back six times b\*\*ches. Diary, out!

## Video Continued

"Gibson have you seen Sylvester?" - Steve

"No.." - Gibson

"Damn I've been looking for him for an hour." - Steve

"SYLVESTER! Kitty! KITTY! Sylvester come on! K- look- what the hell is this?" - Steve

"Hm, nice. It's a book of scribbles. Hm, well that's going in the trash." - Steve

"Now for the cake and catnip. Damn it kitty!" - Steve

"No, I'm just gonna take this out and put this over here in the corner for Sylvester later on. Happy birthday Sylvester, hope you find it." - Steve