Exploring Rystianity and its origins

**Information**

Followers typically go door-to-door, Ryble in hand, in an attempt to spread their message, though they may be annoying, their actions are harmless. Others may pass out small cutouts of Ryan’s face, as of Feb 14th, 2022. Over 70% of the population has come in contact with one of these faces, we have reason to suspect they are also handing out images of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. It is unknown when Rystianity first gained prominence within the Omniverse, although most scientists believe it began to take shape before the birth of the Peebusians.

The original text can only be read by designated Prophets (beings who can predict the future through drawing, they have been blessed with the foresight to partake of the Ryble). Individuals who do not possess the Prophet’s foresight will simply go mad upon reading the text, as their mind is bombarded with information that directly references the fourth and fifth walls, as well as a variety of other oddities. This process of maddening can range from five minutes to five years, usually encompassing the decay of the individual and their chromosomes.  In interviews with affected individuals, many claimed that the text spoke to them, telling them to “Fill thy head with knowledge of all.” This, of course, leads to the maddening process.

The original text is currently housed within His Lord Ryan’s First Chapel, located in Realm 71776 (Aitkin, MN) it has been placed in the “Holy Room”

**Editions of the Holy Ryble**

Due to the maddening process, many editions of the Ryble have been published for followers of the religion, as well as your common housewife.

**First Edition:** A word for word retelling of the Ryble and its various events. Does not come bundled with the maddening effect via FDA regulations. Most people possess this copy of The Holy Ryble.

**Second Edition:** A revised and expanded version of the First Edition, has extra text that was not originally included within the Ryble. These extra texts were found to have existed within the original Holy Ryble, but they were removed by an unknown person/s.

**Witness Edition:** This edition goes to greater lengths to describe certain events that could be perceived as “vague” or “uninteresting.”

**Teacher’s Edition:** Incredibly similar to the First Edition, but some areas have been trimmed or removed entirely. Comes with added definitions and images.

**Peebus Edition:** Independently published. Is narrated from the perspective of our favorite Peebusian.

**Preacher’s Edition:** The version used by most preachers and church members, contains more hymns as well as any removed text. Removes everything non-bible related.

**Writer’s Edition:** Trims out the bible stuff. Only contains short stories and related texts.

**Messiah’s Edition:** The definitive edition of holy texts. Has all of the First and Second Edition’s improvements, as well as the added definitions of the Teacher’s Edition. Has even more chapters full of Omniverse related goodies.

Every edition either builds on the previous one or offers new content to cater to a specific audience. Some editions are banned in certain realms.

The Peebus Edition is banned in 72 Realms, with strict restrictions placed upon it in ones that do not ban it.