The Film

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Back in 1957, a boy walked to a movie theatre up, in New York City one night. As he walked into the place, two teenage bullies stood together in a line within a lobby. As the boy got in line a few people behind them, the bullies looked back and saw him. "Hey, it's Ed, Wally" one of the bullies said to the other one, pointing to the boy. "Yeah, Ben, he's probably waiting for his jerk Friends!" Wally replied to him. "Hey, Ed, are you and your Friends gonna get frightened by the movie and cry like babies?" Ben called back to him meanly. "Ah, come on, Ben. Knock it off please" Ed called back to him. "Shut up ya jerk!" Ben called to him meanly. Another boy walked into the movie theatre and stood by Ed then. "Hia Ed" he said to him. "Oh hi Pete. I Was A Teenage Werewolf sure sounds like it's gonna be good" Ed replied to him. "Yeah it does" Pete agreed, saying to him.

That night, Ed and Pete walked out of the movie theatre, carrying bags of popcorn and Ben and Wally were standing on the sidewalk up, ahead of them. Pete and Ed approached the bullies who blocked their way, and the teenagers grabbed them by their arms. Wally and Ben ran, pulling the boys back into an alleyway quickly. Wally punched Pete in his face, knocking him down, and Ben hit Ed in his face knocking him down. The teenage bullies grabbed the shoulders of the boys, putting them back on their feet, and hit them in their faces again. Wally gripped Pete's same arm that he pulled him into the alley with, and Pete screamed in pain. Ben did the same thing to Ed, causing him to also scream in pain. Then the bullies ran out of the dark alleyway together. Pete and Ed held their arms moaning in pain, leaning back up, against a wall. A man walked into the alleyway then, approaching them. "Please, mister, our arms were dislocated from two bullies. Help us" Pete said to the guy, begging him. The man grabbed Pete's dislocated arm gently and popped it back into place. He then grabbed Ed's dislocated arm and popped it back into place as well. "There you boys go. I am sorry that happened to you. I am Dr. Miller. I have a film that shall help you with your problem with those wicked young men" the man said to Pete and Ed. "Thanks, Dr. Miller sir!" Ed and Pete replied to him, rubbing their arms. The following night, the boys walked into the movie theater again. Dr. Miller stood within the lobby among the crowd.

"Hello, Dr. Miller sir" Pete and Ed said to him. "Ah, hello boys. Please follow me" he replied and they followed him into a side theater, where it was empty, except for the three of them. Dr. Miller stood by a movie projector with a film within it. Meanwhile, Ben and Wally walked into the movie theater and through the lobby. "Those jerks Pete and Ed came in here, Wally" Ben said to him. "Yeah, I saw them go in that theatre Ben" Wally replied, pointing to it. The bullies snuck into the theater then and the boys saw them. Both Ben and Wally grabbed Pete and Ed by their shoulders and got pistols out of their jacket-pockets then. All of a sudden, Dr. Miller's film projector turned on and a black and white film turned on up, on the movie screen. It was of a girl in white. She stood in her white long and flowing-dress within the middle of a candle-lit cabin. She had straight long black hair and her eyes were shut. As the bullies held their pistols to the throats of the boys, all four of them watched the film. The girls eyes opened-wide suddenly, without pupils in them and pure white. Black circles surrounded her eyes, and her eyebrows and lips were also black. She walked slowly right out of the movie screen and her flesh was gray. Ed, Pete, Wally and Ben all jerked and gasped in surprise and fear. The girl opened her mouth, showing yellow, slimy-fangs, being a vampire. As the female vampire came closer to the four of them, the bullies aimed their guns at it.

The long-straight-black-haired-female vampire attacked Wally, gnawing on his flesh, hissing. His gun went out, as she gnawed on his forehead within the dark theater, causing him to scream. Ben fired his gun at the vampire, shooting it in her chest, causing more yellow slime to ooze out of the bullet-wound. The monster still hissed eerily, gnawing on Wally, forehead within the darkness. Suddenly, the sound of Wally falling over was heard. The yellow-fanged-vampire then attacked Ben. scraping his face with her long and curvy yellow claws. The bully screamed in pain and terror, as the vampire gnawed on his forehead in the dark. The boys and Dr. Miller looked at the vampire, as the stood within the light of the film projector. The sound of the bully falling over was heard suddenly, and the inhuman-bloodsucker hissed at the movie-screen, slime oozing out of its mouth. Then Dr. Miller turned the lights on in the movie theatre and the dead bodies of the bullies were lying on the floor on their stomachs. The female vampire shut its mouth and walked slowly towards Dr. Miller then. As she stood by Dr. Miller, she blinked her pure white, pupil less-eyes. Then, the female vampire walked slowly back through the movie-screen. Then film projector turned off then, and the boys sighed in relief.

Well, wasn't that a SHRIEK PREVIEW boys and girls? Dr. Miller's film was FANG-TASTIC ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. As for Ben and Wally, it ended up giving them HEADACHES. They thought the vampire in the film SUCKED...THEIR BLOOD THAT IS heh-heh-heh-heh!