Quabble and Friends (Unofficial goofy lore)

CHAPTER 1: QUABBLE

Quabble was a duck who liked bagels. He *really* liked bagels. Until one day, he found a bug on his bagel. But sadly, Quabble had no arms to swat the bug. Until he remembered that he was a duck, and ducks could eat bugs. So he ate the bug. It was really nasty, causing him to lose his appetite. He was sad he didn't want to eat the bagel anymore. A perfectly good bagel gone to wast- He ate the bagel. After all the bagel nonsense, he had to leave to go to the Bagel pond, but he forgot his keys to the Duck-Mobile. So he went back inside to grab them.

Because the key rack was above the sink, he had to be careful getting his keys or they would fall into the sink. But today Quabble was feeling doozy, so he accidentally dropped the keys down the drain. He looked at his wings in disappointment, knowing they were too short to grab the keys. Therefore he looked around his house for absolutely anything that could fish out the keys. Until, the perfect item caught his eye. An untwisted shirt hanger laying on the ground. "Perfect!" He said, as he was walking over to the sink. And soon he hooked the keys and started running out the door. He hastily started up the Duck-mobile and went off on his journey.

CHAPTER 2: THE POND

On his way he stumbled upon a bagel shop selling free bagels to the 5,000th costumer. He thought he should buy some bagels for him and his friend Ducklin. So he walked up to the cashier, who sported a fake mustache and a familiar face. But Quabble let it pass and bought the bagel anyway. He walked up to the cashier who immediately stated, "Hmm. It seems like you're our 5,000th customer! Your bagels are free!" Quabble then smiled and left. When he made it to the pond, he couldn't find his friend. And being too shy to the other ducks, he sat alone on the edge of the pond.

As he's moping around, he spots a beautiful duck from the corner of his eye. He watches her, trying not to be creepy. And when he looked away to eat a bagel, someone comes up to him. It's the female duck! She looks at him and asks, "May I sit there?" Quabble stops eating the bagel and replies with, "Yes!" Now he was a happy duck. They began to converse with each other. "Hi. My name's Ronda! What's yours?" Quabble then awkwardly says,"Oh. My names Quabble." They started conversating more and went on to agree that some ponds looked like bagels. With Quabble stating, "I think this pond sorta looks like a bagel." And as they started to get to know each other, Quabble notices something about Ronda. She was wearing a bagel hat. It was the best kind of bagel. But the bagel had a fly. Quabble doesn't like flies. So he swatted the fly, but missed and hit Ronda. Her face started getting wet with tears. She started crying. "Oh no! I'm so sorry!" Quabble says quickly. And through his perephireal vision he sees Ducklin.

"I'll be right back. I need to give Ducklin this bagel I bought him." When he came back He gave Ronda the last bagel, in hopes she would take his apology. She did and they watched the sunset. When in the distance they hear their friends, Quacky, with a poorly applied mustache and a cashier outfit on, fighting with Ducklin. Quabble and Ronda eventually found out from the echoes that Quabble unknowingly fed Ducklin poison bread. But when they got close, it was already too late. Quacky had escaped.

CHAPTER 3: THE DESERT

The next day was tragic. He cried, and cried. When Quabble thought, *I need to avenge Ducklin and need to find a new bff!* So, now he's on a quest to find the bestest friend in the whole wide world! Quabble traversed long and far for his forever friend. He stumbled upon a scorching hot desert, but luckily he had a large supply of water. But when his car hits a huge bump, he drops the water and the plastic and water melt to the sandy ground. And not much longer his car breaks down. So he traverses the vast desert in hopes of finding water. When suddenly, he finds a bustling, oasis town! He runs as fast as he can to get there, and when he makes it, he's greeted by a friendly, brown owl. The owl, which introduced himself as Martin, gets Quabble a place to stay and they agree they should be friends.

He finally rested up when... He was kidnapped by Quacky's gang! They take him to a lair with Ronda and Martin chained up in a cell. They put Quabble there too and the interrogation starts. "QUABBLE! I'LL MURDER YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE THE BAGEL VAULT IS!" Quabble knows what to do in order to save his friends and stop Quacky: Lie. Martin starts, picking up what Quabble is putting down. "Quacky, you kno-" "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS. QUABBLE, I'VE KILLED DUCKLIN AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. I'LL SPARE YOU IF YOU TELL ME WHERE IT IS." Quabble responds with, "We'll never tell you! And leave my friends alone!" Quacky, with an annoyed expression says, "This is your last chance, Quabble." As Quacky starts to inch the knife closer to Ronda's head, Martin slides Quabble what looks to be a bagel bomb! Quabble, with a "no regrets" expression says, "I'm sorry we had to do this, but you've left us no choice!" And in an instant, he hurls the bomb at Quacky's feet.

*BOOM*, the bomb went. Blasting Quacky to the sky. As Quabble & his friends scramble to leave, Quabble notices something about the lair… “Quabble? What is it?” Martin asks, noticing him stop. “That.. That’s a bunch of cute bunnies in the sky!” Quabble cried before he and his friends started to panic. Yup, a bunch of adorable bunnies started flying out of the lair into the sky! It looks like the bagel vault wasn’t all Quacky was researching! “Should we… go help them?” Ronda asked with concern for the flightless critters. Martin retaliates, “It’s probably a trap!” Quabble, not knowing what to do, had to make a decision quick before Quacky’s army sends backup. “You two do what you two want, but I’m gonna go help those poor bunnies,” Ronda said just before taking off toward the falling rabbits. And BOOM! An explosive erupted under Ronda’s feet and Martin and Quabble flew after her! Ronda was sent flying, but a large black chest stowed off in a dark corner of the lair painfully broke her fall. Martin and Quabble weren’t quite there yet when a bunch of helicopters started flying overhead and picked up anything valuable… along with ronda! Martin and Quabble flew up to chase after the helicopters, but they were outmatched in speed and the helicopters flew out of sight within minutes. Before long, Quabble and Martin come up with a plan. But they will need the help of an old friend.

CHAPTER 4: THE JOURNEY TO SAVE A FRIEND

Quabble and Martin take a long path, through the woods and into a pond. Knocking on a stone, comes out a toad wearing a cowboy hat. “Quabble! Ain’t seen ya in a long while,” the cowboy toad greeted, tipping his hat. “An’ who’s yer fella feath’ry friend right there?” Quabble responds with, “ Hello Fred! This is Martin and we need your help finding our friend.” "Nuh uh pardner." Fred says "we don't do that around these parts. We’re savin ur frien, but we’re doin it mah way!” Fred takes out a dun (duck gun) out of his cowboy hat. And off they go on Fred's totally rad motorcycle, and Martin flying above. Meanwhile, after recovering his strength from the explosion, Quacky had retreated to a hidden fortress deep in the jungle, where the helicopters had dropped off Ronda and Quacky’s treasures.

He hadn't noticed Ronda when she thought she may be able to find some incriminating evidence in the records, and hopefully stop Quacky. Meanwhile, the boys speed past the bagel pond. But something seems... off. "Fred, stop here," Quabble exclaims. They all head over to the left side where they see a strange woman. She was wearing the badge of honor pin from Quacky! Just as he notices... The woman tears off her mask and reveals herself as James Charles."Hey sisters." James said, sinisterly. Quacky was put on alert by James’s tone of voice.

“James Charles?!” He yelled. “What do you want from us? We have a lot on our plate as it is.” "I don't need anything from you sisters.." he says sternly. "But from HIM!" he points to Jeffrey Star, who was putting on his lashes in a dumpster. "I *NEED* those new Louis Vuitton limited edition eyelashes. I'll reward you with this pretty pin I found on the floor." James said, brushing his hair. Martin was annoyed. “Sorry, but we don’t have time for… eyelashes.“ He responded curtly. “Our friend is being held by an evil psychopathic duck and we have to save her.” "No, you will get me those eyelashes sister." James said, angrily. He takes out his razor sharp barb nails, readying an attack. "now." “So you have nails capable of making threats with, but not for fighting people for what you need?” Martin growled. “Come on, Martin, don’t be rude. Let’s be polite and help him quickly.” Quabble said almost in a whisper. Jeffery smirks, for he has already calculated their next meal, add more salt next time. But as soon as they approach Jeffrey, he attacks violently at Martin! He has a nasty cut down his left eye. "Oh nor pardner!" Fred exclaims, as he shoots his gun at Jeffery. Little did they all know that this entire encounter was being filmed... BY JOHN QUIÑONES, THIS WAS JUST ANOTHER EPISODE OF WHAT WOULD YOU DO. (Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends)

CHAPTER 4.5: THE VOID

So the guys go off on their journey, obviously confused of what James Charles did with the other ducks in the pond. Even though, Martin does seem a little shaken up. The three look back to see Johnny Johnny and James Charles doing something they can't quite make out. As Quabble and the gang make it to Quacky’s base, suddenly James Charles and Johnny, sugar flying out, come in on a huge monster truck. And somehow O'hare and Bing Bong are there too. After an unknown devine entity spoke "I kinda missed quabble adventures too", thunder strikes James, Johnny, Bing Bog, O'Hare.. until it's just the gang left, now standing in an empty void. “i have no idea what just happened, but…” Quabble spoke, his voice echoing through the void, “we better figure out how to get out of here so we can find Ronda.”

CHAPTER 5: THE HIDEOUT

But as soon as he said that, the camera man runs so fast it transfers them to out of the void, where they make it to Quacky’s bunker and are ready to break Ronda out. But suddenly, a pressure plate is activated beneath the gang’s feet! Immediately after the pressure plate was activated, time rewinded itself. Five seconds ago. Luckily, this time the gang was able to avoid the pressure plate. They will need a disguise, but there are two options, which is a janitor's outfit, or the badge James Charles gave them. (Janitor outfit: May not have all access. Pin: May be recognized.)

Not having enough disguises, Martin decides to pick Fred up and put him under his wing while Martin was in the janitor's outfit. Then, Quabble put on the Badge Of Honor. Suddenly a badger wearing a security outfit yells, "STOP NOW!" The badger ran over, looked at  Quabble and said in a deep yet friendly voice: “Are you Quabble?” Martin and Fred were watching in the background, terrified, when Quabble surprisingly said, “Yes” "You're coming with me." The badger manages to put handcuffs on Quabble. "Quabble, you are under arrest for 5 counts of tax fraud. You have the right to remain silent." While keeping hold of Quabble by the arm, the badger lifted his walkie-talkie to his face and spoke into it, saying, “This Officer Jones, we got a 10-15 at Fort Quacky, over.” Quabble noticed, under the badger’s security outfit, there was a police uniform. “Officer, uh, Jones...” Quabble spoke up, “please, let us explain what we’re doing here in the first place...” He replied with, “I’m getting you to the station for an umm… *proper* disguise, you only have  that badge! By the way, where *DID* you get that?” “This thing?” Quabble looked at the pin that he still held in his cuffed hand (wing?). “Well long story short, James Charles wanted to trade it for some eyelashes.” "well did you get the man his eyelashes‽" Officer Jones replied, taking out his dun. "duh!" quabble stated, batting his now long, dense, fabulous eyelashes to the baffled officer. (the ducky couldnt resist the urge to try them on.) "Yeah, I got them both from the show *What Would You Do.* Officer Jones desperately did some yoga after that. Before they got caught, they headed to the station, meanwhile, Martin and Fred head into a room titled *RECORDS.*

CHAPTER 6: EVIDENCE

they browse the room, fluttering their eyelashes at all the guards. When suddenly, Martin and Ronda bump into eachother! All three of them let out a "WHO- WHAT- HOW?" Ronda explains she found some evidence that could put Quacky behind bars, and she is introduced to Fred. Meanwhile, at the station, Quabble and the police are ready to do a raid. Officer Jones then makes the final call and they start surrounding the building. During that time, Martin, Fred, and Ronda start trying to escape when they run into two guards! The guards, a goat and a border collie, look at the group with angry eyes. “What do ye think yer doin’, aye?” The border collie growled in a strong Scottish accent. Martin responds with, "Uhh. Ummm," and luckily Ronda steps in with, "What are *YOU* doing here🤨? " “We’re the security guards, ain’t we? We’re doin’ our job securin’ stuff.” The goat replied gruffly. "Well, if you're security is so good, how did we manage to get in???" Ronda snaps, as Martin starts giggling in the background. “B’cawse Jones here parent’ly let y’lot in wuthout consaltin’ the boss! Bit now that we know yer unothorized..” While he finished speaking, the collie walked over to a lever and pulled it! “Oh…” Ronda responds, “Umm, look, here’s $200 take it or leave ittttttaaaAAAAHHH-----,” and as she said that, the trio fell into a huge pit. Before the group could recover from the fall, a voice in a room deeper in the pit echoed out. “Well, well, well…” A shadow approached the light and its owner soon cane into view… QUACKY! "....Wait, who's this guy again? why is he in the middle of a giant abandoned hole?" Fred asked the confused Martin, who still hadn't recovered from the fall. That's who we've been trying to beat! And just as he said that, Quabble and the police come in and swoop the rest of the gang out with a helicopter. Guns blazing in the background, they all share a collective hug. But than... *BOOM*! "QUABBLE! I'm NOT letting you go!" Quacky is dangling, one arm holding on to the plane. He grunts and was able to pull Quabble down and they both fell. Officer Jones, who was fighting Quacky's army, noticed the two falling, and he deployed an inflatable bouncy-house to break their fall. "QUABBLE," Quacky snarls, "I will kill you!"

CHAPTER 7: ONE LAST TIME

Quabble was a duck who liked bagels. He really liked bagels. And as his life flashed before his eyes, he couldn't help but remember those simple times. When he was just a duck with a friend. *Ducklin.* No. *Quacky*. Quacky was the one who ruined his life. The one who- *Quacky.* If it weren't for him, he wouldn't have all these friends with him today. But... WHAT HE DID! *Time snaps back as Quabble and Quacky are staring face-to-face. Ready to brawl.* "COME AT ME QUABBLE," Quacky sputs. "Ronda, Martin, and Fred were above them. And they had their own army of drones lunging at them! Meanwhile, Officer Jones and the Police force were trying to take down Quacky's army. The pilot in helicopter struggled to stay in the air, as the gang tries to hold on. The pilot shouts “GET OUT OF THE PLA-“ BOOOOOMMM! The gang flies out of the plane, and Martin and Fred are able to hold on to eachother. Martin flies to save Ronda and down below, Quabble is having a hard time fighting Quacky as the police force struggles to hold the army back. Suddenly, James Charles leaps in the bouncy house and pins Quacky to the floor with his razor-sharp claws. He snarls, “You never gave me my paycheck!” And Quacky is blasted off into the moon. “That won’t be the last of him,” Officer Jones says meekly. The gang retreats, heading back home to the pond to live together in harmony once and for all.