Out of this world insanity

This is the out of this world insanity page! You can add stuff about where in the solar system you live, what it’s like there, and how insane it is! Feel free to edit in order to add a moon of a planet or some thing else!

Mercury: Nobody knows...........?????!????

Venus:

Earth: Where all of the noobs live. nErDz. bAsiC bOiz.

Mars: The main food is asparagus, and we drink its juice since there's no water. The Empress Asparagus is Jo, you can find her anywhere. The houses are giant hamster balls and the furniture is secured by macaroni and/or duck-patterned duct tape. Nobody can wear the color blue. If you own a cat you must clip all of its nails at least every other day. You cannot sneeze unless you bless brussels sprouts first. They speak insane there. Here are some handy phrases:

Hamster Godzilla doge crystal dragon? = Where is the toilet?

Snickerdoodle meow meow yeet. = I live in [insert name of your planet].

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Here are the rules of Mars:

You must ship FedEx like FedEx. If you do not you will be yeeted to the moon.

You must make fun of those who like spinach pizza dipped in a strawberry popcorn-Skittle-sushi-clam chowder-pancake-bilepod-flavored milkshake-cakes.

You must not make fun of those who like veggies.

You must not insult Kam or you'll be yeeted out of a dungeon window into the crazy-cat room.

Phobos(moon of mars): We drink melted rock because all we have is rock. We worship our lord and savior ayowoki. We are a simple people because all we have is rock.

insane=TOATALLY AWESOME

Asteroid belt: From jupiters POV, these r just the weirdos who chew on their shoes.

They eat fried asparagus(in which the Jupitarians can smell all the way from there!) all day, everyday.

They have weird squishy hands as well

Jupiter: The jupitarian King and Queen are The Weaselbootys. Princess Weaselbooty is the soon to be Queen. Their Royal Colour is dark purple and green, and they have modern buildings with a futuristic city. The workforce is mainly orcs, ogers, people, beans, and other jupitarians. Every 12 years, they celebrate the New Cycle with festivals, food and a special appearance by ThE rOyAl fAmIly. The royal court has about as much power as the royal family, as all Jupitarians want to be presented as equals.

Rules;

One shalt never don thy gross brown dresses

One shalt never fart louder than 90 decibels. Those who fail to oblige to this rule will have their head shaved.

One shalt never read Hamlet without laughing

One shalt never diss the potato

One shalt never not diss the tomato

One shalt never live beyond 35 years without drinking 3 cups of peach tea at *least*

One shalt never not be insane

One shalt never diss the crepe

One shalt never go to school without having a class dedicated to Insanity or KOTLC

Saturn:

Uranus: Uranus is a beautiful planet. It is foggy there most of the time, so people escape the fog on Uranus' rings, it is a beautiful vacation spot. Uranus makes most of its money exporting frogs. Uranus has a democracy, and the president is Howwell Granvansbonnet.

Neptune: We like water and Poseidon. We go onto Fandom while we are in Zoom meetings/Google Hangouts with our classes/friends. We have candles and blankets and fuzzy socks and succulents, and a lot of things catch on fire. Sometimes this is good, since it's kind of freezing cold. Other times it is bad, because you know fire is deadly. We eat potatoes and pineapple and watermelons and sometimes get scurvy. Teens make up a large portion of the population, as they are attracted by the wearing of only sweatshirts here (though it is cold enough to wear 15 winter coats and still get frostbite). We read a lot but if you don't like reading you can read anyway. You own a cat and a hamster and a dog and a potato, if you don't you will have your royally issued sweatshirt taken away. This includes if your potato rots and you do not pay for its surgery. Rotten logs are common and insanity is welcome.

Pluto: On Pluto, in the main city, everything is upside down. We walk on the sky, and point out shapes in the grass! Up in the The Grand City Of Pluto, the only pets you're allowed to have are cats, lizards, geckos, and grasshoppers. In this city, there is a requirement to burp every day, be obsessed with skittles, cheerios, pompoms, and every other food. There is an annual competition on who can fart the loudest, and it is surrounded by many celebrations and festivities. Around that time, lots of other similar competitions have been made, inspired by this holy farting competition. The stinkiest fart, loudest burp, biggest hamburger you can fit in your mouth all at once, and so on. Every citizen has to be active on at least one fandom, and whenever it rains, you are legally obligated to go outside and do a cultist dance around a circle filled with Plutonic runes, summoning the storms to decimate our city. Oh, and everyone is required to stay up to at least twelve, and pull at the very minimum, thirty all-nighters in their lifetime. The king/queen/ruler (whichever they feel on each particular day) is Chloe, and they are literally everywhere, because they stalk. You will suffer the death penalty if you insult any gay ships.

Styx(one of Pluto’s moons): has an emperor and empress, Their daughter is Nutmeg, royal color is blue, lots of Greek architecture, they have a festival every Plutonian year. Mothers with young children only eat potatoes, and every day at 4:63m&m we burn all the inferior ‘toes. The most honored animals are the cat and the miniature schnauzer (a type of Doggo), and everyone is required to own at least one, or they will be yeeted out a window and must either adopt one or donate their toes for the bonfire of the inferior toes. The main school where Princess Nutmeg and the smart sons and daughters of all the nobility go is dedicated to fandoms. There are classes on ships, plot holes, theories, etc. The no.1 resort is the Styx Sticks resort. The most popular food is kabob platters.