C&P Boarst Factory Terminal Entries

A transcription of **terminal entries** from the C&P Boarst Factory on Monarch.

## Clive's Terminal

**Location**: This terminal is located in the same room as Clive Lumbergh.

# CUSTOM USER LOG IN SEQUENCE INTIATING...
Welcome, King. How may the system assist you, today? If you would like to terminate a
personnel's probationary period, please select the corresponding personnel file after entering
your password.

### Personnel Files

ERROR 6548: No files in directory.
All files have been terminated.

#### Executive Dictation 056

...who would have thought it, am I right? Whole factory, ripe for the taking. None the wiser, save for me. And now the King, I reckon... who is also me but different. Better. I know it ain't wise, to be so fanciful. But it grows so lonely. Just me and the pigs. And the machinery. And now the King. The others will come soon, though. To work for me. The laborers... Got to start small. But then we'll build... and we'll feed... and we'll feed and we'll feed...

#### Executive Dictation 108

...the King can scarcely believe how well, ahem, how awful fine it's all gone. I came from nothing. But now I am a self-made man. Rich in meat and money beyond what one can believe. Power and privacy are mine. Everything I ought ever to desire is mine except for... And the King, he may not have been with me from the beginning, but he was the first to arrive. He kept me from being alone. That is for true. Don't think I could forget nor escape that fact...

#### Executive Dictation 113

...think I got it. Any personnel - and I don't care if they be a line worker or the janitor or a stars-damned cystypig - we shall tell them to call the King by his rightful moniker. And do it properly. None of this Slaughterhouse Clive pigshit or I will show them a slaughter they won't ever forget. Did I make myself clear enough? ... Yes? Marvelous. That ought to do it...

## Financial Terminal

**Location**: This terminal is located in a small room that can be accessed from the southern corner of the office room.

**Note**: This terminal can be used to sabotage the factory in the quest Slaughterhouse Clive.

# AUTHORIZED MANAGER LOG IN SEQUENCE INTIATING...
Greetings, authorized manager. The King would like to remind you to please record the day's Production Cycle numbers and promptly return to work. "Or I'll see you for dinner you cysty-necked sack of blood clots."

### C&P Financial Records

**Note**: The following entry appears before the intelligence check is used

Financial Report for Production Cycle 255

Cans Produced: 5000
Cans Distributed: 4500
Cost of Manufacturing: 38500.00
Price per Unit: 14.99
Net Gains: 28955.00

**Note**: The following entry appears after the intelligence check is used

Financial Report for Production Cycle 255

Cans Produced: 5000
Cans Distributed: 4500
Cost of Manufacturing: 38500.00
Price per Unit: 0.50
Net Gains: -36250.00

### Edit Financial Records

**Note**: Requires Intelligence to access.

[Operation complete.]

## Canning Machine Terminal

**Location**: This terminal can be reached by climbing up a ladder on the north-western side of the canning area.

**Note**: This terminal can be used to sabotage the factory in the quest Slaughterhouse Clive.

**Note**: The following entry appears before the medical check is used

# AUTHORIZED MANAGER LOG IN SEQUENCE INTIATING...
Greetings, user\_CANNING MACHINE.

Performing routine diagnostics check now...
Analysis complete.
It appears your status is: PLEASANT

No clogs detected in the machinery.
Productive output is currently rated to be: OPTIMAL
Adjustments are not recommended at this time.

**Note**: The following entry appears after the medical check is used

ADVISORY MESSAGE: The machinery cannot keep pace with the set rate. Risk of meltdown
leading to a confined explosion is 99.3% likely to occur at this production rate.
Suggested actions: Lower the production rate by >50%

### Increase Production Rate by 200%

**Note**: Requires Engineering 55 to access.

[Increasing...]

## Line Shift Terminal

**Location**: This terminal is located in the reception area of the factory.

# AUTHORIZED USER LOG IN SEQUENCE INTIATING...

Greetings, authorized user. The King would like to remind you to please clock out BEFORE documenting your daily shift in 15 minute increments. Do not forget to clock back in when returning to work for your next 23-hour shift. If you would like to file a complaint, please immediately report to the King to receive an infraction on your performance.

# C&P Factory Systems
Message Logs
FROM: F. Patterson
TO: A. Rose
SUBJECT: The end is upon us.

I don't want to say I told you so, but I did message you that the writing was on the wall back in April. Did I not? (Which, if you remember, is one of the reasons I begged you to please hurry in your decision making, which inadvertently and unfortunately stoked your ire at me for rushing you.)

But now everything I feared is coming to pass - C&P's abandoned Monarch with the others. The factory's in working order, but less and less of us keep showing up for shifts. 'Cause what's the point, really? Never got my last two bit carts for wages owed which means I can't pay rent, Aggie, let alone sponsor your wastrel of a cousin's gambling habits. I know how you titter it away whenever I raise these sorts of concerns, but I'm not joking, Aggie. It's only a matter of
time before I'm plumb out in the streets. What're you going to do then? Keep telling me to wait?

I can't.

The next ferry's scheduled for Thursday at 2 o'clock. I'll be on it, and I'd like you to join me. If you do, then I'll have your answer at last. If not... then I guess I'll have an answer the same. Either way, I won't be waiting for another month on end.

See you at the ferry platform (I hope).

Yours in heart if not body,
Fitz

# C&P Factory Systems
Shift Report Time Log
DAY: 084
AUTHORIZED USER: G. GOULD
NOTES: See postscript

8:00 a.m. - Inspected Quality of Cans
8:15 a.m. - Inspected Quality of Cans
8:30 a.m. - Inspected Quality of Cans
8:45 a.m. - Inspected Quality of Cans
9:00 a.m. - Inspected Quality of Cans
9:15 a.m. - Inspected Quality of Cans
9:30 a.m. - Inspected Quality of Cans
9:45 a.m. - Unclogged Machinery
10:00 a.m. - Unclogged Machinery
10:15 a.m. - Cleaned Machinery
10:30 a.m. - Ran Diagnostics on Clog
10:45 a.m. - Inspected Quality of Cans
11:00 a.m. - Inspected Quality of Cans
11:15 a.m. - Inspected Quality of Cans
[See more...]

Clive,

What're your thoughts on that clog? Can't be a raptidon - weren't no scales. And there ain't enough cysts for it to have been a wayward pig. But I'll be damned if I ever seen vermin so large.

I'll admit I was skeptical when you called me and the fellas back to the factory, like we were gonna run it rogue (well, I guess we did) - but you were right. There was money ripe for the picking, even without C&P's umbrella, and I just want you to know... I appreciate what you did. For each of us.

P.S - Best have maintenance check the grating on the vents. That's the second clog this month.

- Geraldine

## Office Terminal

**Location**: This terminal is in the office room that is located on the southern side of the factory, on the second floor.

# AUTHORIZED USER LOG IN SEQUENCE INTIATING...
Greetings, authorized personnel. The King would like to remind you that terminal sessions are recorded with corresponding time stamps. Prolonged periods of use are liable to incur conduct infraction(s). If you would like to temporarily disable the recording system, please schedule a dinner appointment with the King after entering your password.

# C&P Factory Systems
Message Logs
FROM: A. Rose
TO: F. Patterson
SUBJECT: What ends will begin again.

Factory's back online. Feels strange. Not only did I never think I'd stoop to this sort of work, but they gave me your place on the line.

Wish you could've waited. Just for a little while. But that's fine... me and cousin Isaac are right as rain, we are.

I never met a man so eccentric as the factory's new owner, Clive. Got a dreadful temper, he does. But he pays our wages on time, so I guess I don't rightly mind.

Just... if you ain't coming back, you could at least answer my darned messages
I feel like a fool sending these. Like I'm pouring my heart into some silly diary. Maybe I'll go visit with Isaac. Haven't seen him in a few days.

The one you left behind,
-A

# C&P Factory Systems
Message Logs
FROM: J. Blanchard
TO: C. Blanchard
SUBJECT: Need me a new job.

1. Cannot. Fricking. Take. It. Any. Longer!!!!!!!

I know the money's good. I know the work's steady. But, Cor, you can't hardly fathom what it's like. Day in and out.

Grew up with the slimy worm, and now he's got me calling him "The Boarst King of Monarch" like real fragging royalty. Like the myths of old.

And he's always muttering to himself. Or shouting. Splattered with gristle or worse.

But I know what happened to them fellas who got pink slips. Won't go out like that. Not me. And not on account of Slaughterhouse Clive.

I quit.

Your loving brother,
Janyn

## Cystypig Feeding Terminals

**Location**: These terminals are located in the area containing the cystypig pens.

**Note**: These terminals can be used to sabotage the factory in the quest Slaughterhouse Clive.

**Note**: The terminal entries on the two feeding terminals are identical aside from the number within the terminal, however the medical check can be used on both, changing the status of the slop from "Category 2 - Toxic" to "Category 5 - Lethal."

C&P Factory Systems
# AUTHORIZED USER LOG IN SEQUENCE INTIATING...
Greetings, authorized personnel. The King would like to remind you of the following message:

begin block quote --

The cystypigs get five cans of boarst per meal, per day, each. Not four, not six, not ten. That is FIVE, precisely. And I don't care how much they squeal at you or how pathetic-looking their sad little eyes are - if you over or under feed my stock I will carve each of your limbs away then run your shrieking body through the machine. Dreadful slow.

-- end block quote Please select the action you would like to perform.

### Increase Daily Vitamin Administration to the Cystypigs' Feeding Troughs by 4000%

**Note**: Requires Medical 55 to access.

CYSTYPIG FEEDERS
UNIT 1 of 2

FOOD SUPPLY STATUS: Comprehensive nutritional assessment indicates the current
administration of slop is...

>>>Category 2 - Toxic

#### Inventory Log: Past

Inventory Log...
Week 1:
Day 093 - 0 Cans
Day 094 - 0 Cans
Day 095 - 0 Cans
Day 096 - 1118 Cans
Day 097 - 3354 Cans
Day 098 - 10062 Cans
Day 099 - 30186 Cans

Would you like to see Week 2's Inventory?

Cannot parse command... Returning to root node...

#### Inventory Log: Present

Inventory Log...
Week Corrupted:
Day Corrupted - Unknown Cans
Day Corrupted - Unknown Cans
Day Corrupted - Unknown Cans
Day Corrupted - Unknown Cans
Day Corrupted - Unknown Cans
Day Corrupted - Unknown Cans
Day Corrupted - Unknown Cans

Fatal Error... Returning to root node...

## Control Room Terminal

**Location**: This terminal is located on the second floor of the factory that can be reached from the stairs that are located between the cystypig pens and the canning area.

# AUTHORIZED USER LOG IN SEQUENCE INTIATING...
Greetings, authorized personnel. How may the system assist you, today?

#### Maintenance Log 157

Clog in the machinery consisted of the following composition:

16% - adipose tissues
15% - bone
40% to indeterminant percentage - sinew, hair, hemoglobin, and other organic materials

Would you like to run a deeper diagnostic?

...Processing keystrokes, "No no no no!"

Authorization... approved. Resuming deep cleansing cycle....

#### Maintenance Log 241

Dictating memoranda from authorized user... Control Room Operator.

begin block quote --

...Oh, for piss and plasma, I ain't input "start recording" now did I? No, you stupid piece of shrapnel computer.

I was only saying how it irks me when the others filch my lunch - P-Free Butter and Purpleberry Jelly, I'll have you know, not boarst and for good reason - and while they're gorging, they got the nerve to fart and waggle their middle fingers at me from the factory floor. 'Cause they know, I know, I can't go down there 'til the shift break. And by then it's too late.

Tell you what though. I'm tempted. I'm tempted, all right, to use the Sentry Automechs' new Pink Slip Protocol to terminate each and every one of 'em.

Won't be waggling their middle fingers then. Now would they?
-- end block quote

### Enable "Pink Slip Protocol" on Sentry Automechs

**Note**: Requires Hack 55 to access.

Authentication of authorization required. Please provide the correct password.

PASSWORD: \*\*\*\*\*\*\*

Authorization... authorization...

...authorization accepted. Commencing strategic restructuring of all factory personnel...

### Call Elevator to Ground Level

**Note**: The elevator in question is the one leading to Clive's office on the north-western wall of the canning area.

The elevator will arrive momentarily.

REQUIRED ADVISORY MESSAGE: Remember, when meeting with the King, do not initiate conversation, avoid eye contact, respond respectfully when addressed, and above all else -- do not provide any provocation for which to be canned.