Jay

Jay (or "Jai" depending on how you hear it) is a member of the Max Hivemind. They're commonly referred to as God from the popular religious text known as the Bible. Jai is known for their strange (and borderline harmful) addiction to the popular indie game Celeste -- although they also play Touhou and Muse Dash -- and attraction to a *variety* of fictional characters. They also like explosives an alarming amount. Jai's brain is missing, thanks to a trade involving Robin, their first/second son depending on how they feel about their other son, Max.

Being a minority, they use the n-word and homophobic slurs frequently (usually because they "felt like it"), and have terrible anger issues leading to threats of violence at the slightest inconvenience. Jai has the memory of a 95 year old man with dementia, struggles with math to the point of counting on their fingers, and cannot speak or type without somehow swapping two words around or just flat out forgetting what they were talking about. They constantly think about sex, and it's hard (wink wink) for them to not make a joke about their inner thoughts. Currently, they live in Robin's walls and wage war against the voices in their head. Being God really takes it's toll on some people, okay?

## Facts

* They *despise* wearing pants.
* Pink is their favorite color. Green makes them angry,
* They live in a completely different time zone. For instance, when it was New Year 2023 for everyone else, it was July 2nd, 2015 for them. They try to keep track of what the date is for the others, although they tend to get the two confused.
	+ This explains why they're so hooked on older phrases, imagery, and videos compared to the rest of the Hivemind.
* They love horror media, even thought they can't sleep at night afterwards.
	+ They enjoyed the Sleepaway Camp movies, though.
* They're a masochist, which explains the aforementioned Celeste addiction. It also explains why they thought it'd be fun to play Terraria in Legendary Mode, despite never beating the game.
	+ Their favorite Terraria class is mage, and least favorite class is melee.
	+ Their favorite bosses are the Twins and Plantera.
* They have a variety of favorite Pokémon, the most notable being Wooper, Clodsire, Amoonguss (yes, they are serious), Cofagrigus, Runerigus, Mime Jr., the Porygon line, and Vileplume.
* Tranzit is their favorite COD:Z map. Fight them.
* Two quotes from Celeste play in their head at all times: "Funny how we get attached to the struggle," and "It's your boy Theo in this ancient temple, no big deal. #blessed."
* Currently, they enjoy making fish puns. This is a side effect of reading some old webcomic nobody needs to know the name of.

## Fictional Crushes

Jai's crush list is incredibly long, and even more so disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.

* P03 - Inscryption
* Guide, Zoologist, Stylist, Arms Dealer, Queen Slime, Plantera, Empress of Light - Terraria
* GLADOS - Portal
* Springtrap, Roxanne Wolf, Lolbit - FNaF
* Squid - Will You Snail?
* Edward Richtofen - Call of Duty: Zombies
* Mommy Mearest, Senpai - FNF
* Deimos - Madness Combat
* Heimdall - God of War: Ragnarök
* Monika - DDLC
* Mettaton - Undertale
* Queen, Tasque Manager - Deltarune
* Eyemaster, Greed, Sloth, Desire, Envy - Minus Elevation
* John Bomb - RBLXWare
* Allied Mastercomputer - I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
* Theo - Celeste
* Lusamine, Guzma - Pokémon