Crash bandicoot vs yooka and layle

Crash starts off the fight by performing two backflips to put some distance between him and Yooka. This backflip, though turned out pointless as Yooka pursues him and it was back to square one.  Yooka lashes out with his green tail, smacking the bandicoot in the face. Yooka performs this attack once more, but when he tries again the third time, Crash performs a front flip, bypassing the tail whip completely.

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               Still having some momentum left, Crash rolls over to his stomach and belly flops like a rock to the ground, creating a shockwave that pushes Yooka Laylee back. “He may be able to cause waves, but I have something to stun him.” Laylee announced as she screeches, creating a sonar ray that hits Crash dead on. The bandicoot babbles in an unpleased tone and groans, covering his burning ears. Laylee keeps the pressure going before deciding to screech at a higher volume. This higher frequently creates a sound explosion? Whatever it is called, Crash was caught in the blast and was flung into the air. Crash eventually…well crash lands upside down head first into the ground. His head is stuck in the ground.

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               Crash babbles and groans, more annoyed about his predicament than anything else. As Crash attempts to get his head out of the ground, Yooka has turned into a ball and he is speeding towards the bandicoot at a blistering pace. When he collides with crash, the force sends the bandicoot flying…oh and it made his head get unstuck. Crash ends up falling flat on his face. “Well Yooka, I think we bowled that orange bloke over” Laylee puns. Yooka crosses his arms in dissatisfaction.  “Laylee, must you pun everything? Now quit it before we get in trouble with the video game police. These puns are criminal.”

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               As the two were conversating, Laylee spots Crash running towards them. “That bloke wants some more. Best roll over him.” The bat advised the lizard. Yooka nodded, but just before he was about to roll, he starts to pant. “Oh, freaking heck. My stamina is gone.” The lizard complained.

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               That was unfortunate because the Bandicoot performed a slide, knocking the lizard off his feet. Crash proceeded to use his famous spin attack right before lizard and bat landed. “Ak ak Ak Ak Ak Ak” Yooka grunted as he Is trapped in a tornado with no way to block. A few seconds later, Crash stopped spin and Yooka Laylee were flung away as if they had jetpacks on them. The spin’s impact was so powerful that by the time they landed, they were still scraping the ground with their bellies before taking a complete stop.

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               Crash folded his arms proudly and chuckled, pleased with his newest spin. “Beat that plumber boy” crash said, suddenly becoming intelligible before leaping into the air, seemingly hovering over bat and lizard.  Crash proceeds to belly flop, ready to turn the duo into pancakes.

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               Only that never happened. Crash gritted his teeth as he felt pain on his stomach and a feeling of hard metal. Only when he slid off whatever he flopped on and got up did he discover Yooka-Laylee in a shiny metal casing. Crash huffed and pointed his finger babbling at the duo before winding up a punch. Crash yelped in pain as the punch connected with Yooka’s metal body. Crash began to cry as that punch hurt like no other.

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               Crash turned away from the duo to look at his hand. It was red, inflated. and throbbing like some sort of heart. Crash babbled, tears in his eyes as he blew his hand and shook it around. Somehow it managed to cure his hand since Crash sighed in relief.

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               And just like that, a bomb of sort suddenly sailed past crash and exploded on contact with the ground, kicking up some dirt and gravel in the process. Crash looked up and saw Laylee carrying Yooka. Both of them have their game face on. Yooka spit out a bomb of some sort which barely misses Crash. Crash knew what he must do: Run. As Crash turned tail and headed for the hills, Yooka-Laylee followed, Yooka spitting at the general direction of Crash all the while Laylee tries to catch up with the bandicoot. “I must say Yooka, I think you may have gained some weight since our last adventure.” Laylee commented. “Oh, this nonsense is just a load of yap. It’s just the bombs I am carrying” Yooka explained. Laylee rolled her eyes. “We’ll see old chum” she replied.

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               Yooka shrugs and continued to fire bomb after bomb after bomb at the orange bandicoot. However, wither it just be Laylee’s flapping or him being rusty, but he never really actually gets a hit on the Bandicoot. Sure, he manages to get close. One particular bomb would have hit if Crash didn’t jump, but overall, he isn’t a crack shot.

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               At least not until the last shot. When he spat out his last bomb, he spat it left of Crash. It just so happened Crash veered to the left and it was a connect! Crash was sent flying to the air. However, Crash had a trick up his sleeve and this bombing just added an excuse to perform it. Instead of flopping down, Crash actually spun around mid-flight and landed facing the duo. What Laylee spots is the bandicoot holding a bazooka of sorts in his face.

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               “Where did that thing come from? Is he a 3d platform hero too?” Laylee asked. Laylee didn’t have time to react as Crash fired a shot at the bat. The Bat swerved to the right to avoid it. Yooka, for his part, gained an interest in the bullets after seeing the shape. “MM is that what I think it is?” Yooka said to himself. As Crash fired a few more shots, Laylee fluttered higher to avoid the bullets. Yooka, curious, lashed out with his tongue, wrapped his tongue around the “bullet” and brought it into his mouth where he swallows the thing in one bite. “It is fruit. Hmm tastes like…bananas. But it is like the bananas flavor.” Yooka compliment.

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               “Ah, so it is a Gros Michel apple then” Laylee commented before turning to a camera of sorts. “Go google it kids, that is after you see a walkthrough” she announced. Yooka is not sure who Laylee is talking to. “You know Laylee, you are acting very batty” Yooka commended.

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               As if the Gods were punishing Yooka with his terrible pun, Crash was somehow granted machine gun mode. The duo was suddenly bombarded with dozens and dozens of fruits. Laylee was able to withstand the pressure, even if they are pushed further and further away from their opponent, but eventually, her stamina gave out and the duo dropped like a dropped back to the ground, Yooka crashed onto his stomach.

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               “Ow!” Yooka groaned as he dusts himself off. “Next time, leave the puns to me” Laylee warned. Just then, they heard a motorcycle rumble. They turned around and saw Crash donning a leather jacket while on some old school motorcycle. “Blimy, where did that bike come from?” Yooka asked himself. “Careful Yooka.” Laylee warned as she sees and hears the motorcycle rev. “I think the bloke wants to turn us into roadkill.”

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               Crash chuckled as he hits the gas. The motorcycle roared to life as it launched forward. Laylee looked at the bike like a deer in the headlights. Yooka however is curling up his tail like a spring. He lets himself fall on his tail and immediately he launches himself in the air going over Crash, who passes by him. The Bandicoot attempts to turn his bike around, but it has some difficulty turning as his baby was built for the long straight road. Crash has to stop the bike and actually physically turn his gas guzzler in the right direction before hopping back on and trying again.  Crash wasn’t lucky the 2nd time around either as there was enough built up energy for Yooka to bounce over the bandicoot.

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               “Good work chum, you sure sprang into action” Laylee punned. Just then Laylee was hit by a tomato out of nowhere. “Hey!” she shouted. She looked at the direction of Crash who was just whistling and resting on his bike for some reason. Crash looked at Laylee was a mischievous expression of “Who me?” before getting back into proper bike riding position.

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               Crash revved up his engine and with a roar, his baby is back charging towards his opponents. However, Yooka Laylee seem to be sitting up. It Is almost like they are playing a game of chicken with the bandicoot. A moment before the bandicoot make road meat out of the who, however, a sonar shield encases Yooka Laylee in it. Crash Bandicoot crashes in the shield.

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               The Bandicoot babbles annoyed as his baby doesn’t seem to be going through the shield. He revs up the engine and pushes the pedal harder, but his baby doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. Instead the bike is just spinning its wheels. At the same though, Laylee seems to be sweating her head off. “You holding out Laylee?” Yooka asked, concerned with his friend. “Just a few more seconds” Laylee said, panting. She is getting visibly more tired by the second as Crash notices his baby getting hotter and hotter. It was the unstoppable machine vs. the immovable object. Something has to give.

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               Of course, this just what Laylee wants. Laylee, sure that her foe is too focused on running her over, screeched loudly. The shield turns into a sonar explosion that pushes Crash and his bike. The bike is send flying over to where a ledge is. Crash’s eyes bugged as he sees the ledge. He doesn’t want to fly off the cliff so he belly flops at the last minute. When he lands, he discovers two things: One he was only a few feet away from falling off the cliff and 2nd, he discovers that his Aliens inspired mecha suit just standing there. However, to Crash’s own horror, he witnesses his bike fall off the cliff.

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               The Bandicoot walked close to the edge and sees the bike fall and fall into the water which seemed like it was miles away. His pizza nose and his ears drooped as the bike lands in the water. After a few seconds of silence, he pulls out a horn and performs an old familiar military funeral melody. After that impressive, yet unusually show of skills, he tosses the horn off the edge and begins to wipe the tears off his eyes.

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               Fortunately, just as sudden as this sorrow begins, it ends when Crash climbs into his mech. “So, the bloke has a mech too?” Laylee said, surprised, but not surprised. “How many copies of his game did he sale?” She thought to herself.  She didn’t have time to ponder any longer as Crash was on the offense, firing off fruit with one of his mecha arms. Yooka for his part just ran around a circle, jumping and avoiding the fruit. Fruit flesh, pulp, and juice splatter the ledge as Crash’s moves don’t connect. It goes on for a while before Yooka accidentally steps on some fallen fruit. Just cause Yooka is a being a klutz, he slips and falls on his back. Crash chucked at Yooka’s misfortune as he flips a switch and aimed his arm.

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               “That does it!” Laylee announced. “It’s time this fight gets heated up!” She proceeds to shove a mysterious fruit down Yooka’s throat. “Ah, hot hot hot!” Yooka complains as he swallows the fruit. As he soon as he swallows the fruit, he belches, spewing out flames in the process. Yooka smiles and gets his game face on as he turned toward the Bandicoot and lets out a jet of flames at the Bandicoot.

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               At the same time though, Crash has fired off a jet of water from his mecha arm. When water and fire collide…..water won. Crash chuckles as he forces Yooka to drink some of his water. The lizard turned around and coughed, spitting out left over water. “Well, I needed that one.” Yooka exclaimed before turning around and throwing a thing of ice into the Arm hole.  Crash tries to spray his water….and nothing happened. Crash looked on confused and he attempts to find a way to unclog the arm.

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               With Crash now distracted, it was now Yooka Laylee’s chance. Yooka forms into a ball and spins towards Crash, striking him dead center. One could hear a bowling pin drop sound effect as Crash is knocked off his feet, no doubt due to some left-over water. Crash yells as he is sent flying off the cliff.

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               Yooka crosses his arms at a job well done. “Well I don’t think we’ll be seeing that orange menace for a while” Yooka said, confident of victory. When the duo turns around to walk away from the fight, though, they hear the sound of a propeller. They turn back around to see Crash in some sort of jet pack.  Laylee groans. “Where does he get the money for these contraptions?” She asks out loud. “Beats me” Yooka replies with a shrug.

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               Yooka Laylee take to the air once more as Crash follows them. “Well I was right, you did gain weight.” Laylee commented. Yooka’s face is red with embracement. “Alright so I may have packed some pounds.” Yooka admits. “What did I tell you about having too many fruit pancakes with chocolate? You don’t want to end up like Bear and Bird, do you?” Laylee warned. This response got Yooka upset. “Don’t talk about my idols that way” He replied.

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               Before the duo could start an argument, Crash had caught up with them. The bandicoot shoves Yooka way before performing his spin attack that Yooka can’t escape from, not in the air like this. As soon as Crash ends his spin, the duo are launched further into the sky. Crash chuckles as he speeds up, one foot in the air. Immediately catching up with the due, he plants that one foot into Laylee’s face. The Duo are stuck spinning around as Laylee tries to recover her balance in the air. “Now I know what I clothes in a washing machine feels” Yooka comments, starting to feel sick with the spinning.

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               Luckily, Laylee is able to stop spinning and manages to recover her balance. And just as time as Crash was charging right toward them. Laylee screeches, creating a sonar ray. Unfortunately, the bandicoot does a twirl in the air that allows him to dodge the attack completely, though this forces him to cancel his planned attack on Laylee. No worries, he can attack them from behind.  The bandicoot swerves behind the duo and is about the attack.

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               However, the duo just so happens to turn around at the same moment and just before Crash spun around again, Yooka lashed out with his tongue and wrapped it around the propeller pole. Immediately soon after, Crash performed his awesome spin attack that bombards the duo with kicks. Immediately the duo is shot back away from Crash. However, the attack allowed Yooka’s tongue to snap the propeller pole in half. Crash gulps as he sees the propeller fall down. Crash looked at the camera and said “Uh Oh” intelligible before dropping down.

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               Crash screamed like bloody hell when he is falling down. The fall is going to be painful if not killer. However, Crash saw a twinkle somewhere. Because of that, he immediately relaxes. He takes off his gear and puts his arms behind his head in a relaxed position. This of course confused both Yooka and Laylee.

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               “Huh? That bloke seems carefree for someone falling to their doom” Laylee stated. “Maybe he wanted to die? Should we help him?” Yooka asked. “No, no. I am almost out of energy. If I give out, we’ll be joining him too. We best get back on dry ground” Laylee suggests. “I guess you have a point there, buddy.” Yooka replied.

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               Just as the duo were about to fly back to the ledge, they heard an engine? “Oh no” Laylee exclaims, exasperated over what she knows is going to happen next. “Do you think it is our friend?” Yooka asks. A minute later, Yooka gets his answer. It is Crash flying an old school bi-plane, wearing goggles and a scarf. “Oh of course he has a plane.” Laylee stated.  “Ah don’t worry, this bloke probably is still using fruit” Yooka said. It makes since doesn’t it? Oh, how wrong Yooka is.

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               The Bandicoot begins firing at the duo. Yooka and Laylee are horrified to learn that he is using bullets. “oh no! he’s not playing around this time” Laylee announced. “Let’s get out of here!”

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               Immediately the duo took off, running away from the armed Crash Bandicoot and hi bi-plane. Unfortunately, a bat isn’t faster than a plane and soon, Crash easily catches up to them. He grins like a loon as he fires machine gun fire at the duo. The duo gets riddled with bullets. And the worst thing is that they cannot fight back right now. All they can do is hope they can make it on high ground before they are felled.

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               Crash Bandicoot aims his gun directly at Laylee and fires. Laylee uses her wings to try to defend herself. In the process, she accidentally drops Yooka. “LAYYYYLEEEE! I’ll remember THISS!!” Yooka shouts as he falls down like a drop. Crash however wasn’t done. He stops shooting and instead charges at the injured Laylee. He swerves at the last possible moment, but it was close enough that he ends up smacking her with his wing. Whatever energy Laylee had on her was completely drained by the slap and she immediately drop down, panting like a dog of some sort. The bandicoot watches the two of them drop when suddenly an idea pops out of his rather small brain. He chuckles maliciously at whatever scheme he has in store.

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               10 minutes later, Yooka and Laylee woke up. They must have hit the ground pretty dang hard since they both were immediately knocked out upon impact. “Oww! I got a bloody headache” Yooka complains. Yooka look around. It was dark outside. Did they sleep more than they had thought? Yooka decided to explore, but it didn’t take him long before he bumped into a tower. He looked around. He was surrounded by a lot of towers. “Hey Yooka” Laylee stated, groaning from her injuries. “What does the things say? They have words.”

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               Yooka inspected closely at one of the slabs. “HMM, I think it says TNT” Yooka answers. “What does TNT mean?” Yooka asks. The word TNT immediately send Laylee into a panic. “Oh no…oh no! we’re surrounded by explosives.” Laylee said, freaking out over their predicament.

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               Outside, the duo are in some sort of house made out of TNT crates. The duo looks up and sees Crash chuckling and grinning at them from above in his airplane. Crash pulls out a green crate named Nitro. He waves good bye to them before dropping the Nitro crate and then flying off into the sunset.

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               Time seemed to slow down to a crawl as the nitro crate falls closer and closer to the TNT crates. The duo knew that their time would soon be up and there might need even be enough to fill both of their caskets. “Well bugger, I think we’re done for” Laylee said, accepting her fate. “Listen, even if the outcome wasn’t on our side, I must say, this fight was a Blast!”  Yooka groaned at Laylee’s last pun. “Oh, this stinks. And we didn’t even get our sequel yet.” Yooka complains right before the nitro touches the crates.

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               Crash is flying when he hears an explosion from the distance. He looks from behind him and it was a sizeable explosion. He was glad that he was able to end things with a boom. Despite the new opponents he faced, he did well. The training was a huge success. If Cortex were to come back next year, at least Crash knows he’ll be ready for the mad scientist.

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               KO! the winner is crash

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