Episode 34: Earth Angel

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## Episode Summary

What if a different souls weight was a special indicator...this person may have special ability. Dense soul indicates being manifested into physical body and began as a side project of the Christian rock band Pillar.[3] Wittig and Estelle ultimately left Pillar to focus on Stars Go Dim in 2008. Avalos was also a touring member of Pillar before committing to the new band, and was previously in Justifide.[4]

## Idea Details

* Idea: Earth Angels, Heaven On Earth
* Creator of idea: Drew
* Purpose of idea: There's another thing that it could be. There could be another reason why I just healed. Well I found out something about myself recently, Josiah. (Josiah: "That you're stupid?") No, not that I'm stupid! Are you kidding me? No, I found out that I'm an Earth Angel. (Josiah: "You're an Earth Angel?") Mhm. So that might be part of the reason why I healed. (Josiah: "Okay. What does that mean?") What? Healing? (Josiah: "Earth. Angel.") You don't know what an Earth Angel is? (Josiah: "I know what a devil is. I know what it means to play devil.") Well do you know what it means to not even play Earth Angel, but to be Earth Angel? (Josiah: "Okay, sure.") [Drew showed Josiah a video called "5 Signs You're An Earth Angel... How to Know For SURE!"] And this is the exact same video that I used to find out that I'm an Earth Angel. (Josiah: "Oh, so you've already seen this?") Yes. I can see everything now, Josiah. (Josiah: "This is a really long video.") Well it's only 10 minutes. But I know that I am an Earth Angel, Josiah. (Josiah: "Because you have this kind of self-importance about you.") It's not self-importance, it's self-knowledge and self-examinations coming to the realization that my body is less dense but my soul is much more dense, and for some reason - (Josiah: "And your head is the most dense.") For some reason, I guess when I was floating - at some point, just floating around as energy and then I decided to manifest into a 3D body and I chose this body, and I took over the body of this young man Drew. (Josiah: "Oh so - hang on. You're not - so the Drew that I know is not - you're an ang- you've actually possessed Drew?") Yeah. I mean this is something that's been an ongoing process, it just doesn't - you don't just possess somebody all of a sudden. It's not a one-for-one thing. It's a process of gradually working yourself into their personality and gradually taking over. (Josiah: "So does that mean the entire time I've known Drew, he's been part angel, part boy? Or was this more recent? When you say it's gradual -") He's been mostly angel, but he's been part boy as well. A lot of boy. His innocence? His innocence? His sweetness? His cuteness? That's all him. His logic? His reason? His artistic inclination? His mind? His soul? His body? Well not his body actually. But his butt? The ability to fly? These are all characteristics of an angel. And these are all things that I have. (Josiah: "Who's - when you say, 'I', who?") Drewzzuzz. That's D-R-E-W-Z-Z-U-Z-Z. (Josiah: "And is that the name of the hybrid angel - so is Drew the - the Drew that I know, kind of the person that I love to kind of playfully jab at and kind of do this ongoing bit where we're at each other's throats and goofin around, jokin around, and secretly just constantly absolutely eviscerating each other's feelings and hurting each other deeply. That kind of bit, that was with the regular Drew but now you've fully taken over -") No no no no no. That was with me the entire time. (Josiah: "So whe - So have I ever met the pre-angel Drew? The pre-Earth -") Well he'll get a few things out uh every day maybe. Might say - sometimes he'll, I don't know, he'll say things like, 'I love you, Josiah,' and those are him, coming from the heart. His heart is able to overpower the powerful angel that I am. (Josiah: "The power of love. That's beautiful.") Yeah. And that's something that angels don't have. The ability to love. (Josiah: "Really?") No. (Josiah: "Well where does this come f- I mean, I guess you know because you are that, or I mean have you done research into your own abilities? It kind of seems like you've just used this one YouTube video to base this entire narrative around yourse- I kind of feel a little bit concerned that something's going on with you, and I would love to come over there and help you -") Well there is something going on. I'm transcending. I'm transcending myself, Josiah. I can fly now. (Josiah: "You can fly?") I can - well it's not really flying, it's more like levitating. But like I can levitate a couple feet off the ground, and I can just zoom around like an angel would. (Josiah: "You can do that?") Yeah. (Josiah: "So did you get rid of your car?") Yes I did. I sold all of my possessions. I'm not even speaking to you over a computer, Josiah. (Josiah: "What? Of course you are! We're talking to you right now on Discord!") I'm speaking into two bare wires, and I'm transmitting myself across the globe. (Josiah: "So you do still do need the technology of wires.") Yeah, I need electricity. I'm speaking into a fire alarm right now. I took the fire alarm off the roof of my apartment - my barren apartment. I'm speaking into a fixture - (Josiah: "So you still have - you need shelter is what you're saying.") I just need a place to practice flying. (Josiah: "But it's more of a levitation of about an inch or two, you said?") It's a couple feet. (Josiah: "How come you're not doing metric also? Are you no longer Canadian?") Well we transcend. I go from metric into imperial, from imperial to metric, from metric into ounces, ounces to decibel. (Josiah: "Decimals? So I still kinda just think that you've just had a bit of a breakdown and gotten rid of most of your belongings.") How would you like me to prove that I'm an angel? (Josiah: "I don't think I need you to prove it, cause I just think I'm gonna just go -") I already healed my nose. (Josiah: "Well yeah but I think that was the video.") Should we try it again without using the video? (Josiah: "Well I was also singing. There's too many - ") All right, all right. Fair enough. How else could I prove it? (Josiah: "I don't know if I need you to prove it necessarily, I'm just trying to understand - I guess I'm just trying to understand. I mean - and also, how is this gonna help us?") Well that's the thing. I don't understand what you don't understand about the fact that I'm an Earth Angel. (Josiah: "So it's not a normal angel like you're not like a heaven angel or a sky an-") No, I'm an Earth Angel. I'm destined to walk the Earth forever, jumping from - once Drew is done, I'll jump into a new body, and - (Josiah: "But your name's - are you Drew or are you Drewzzuzz?") Well I'm Drewzzuzz. D-R-E-W-Z-Z-U-Z-Z. (Josiah: "So then if you were to go into someone else's body, they would - you would become Natezzuzz?") Well I wouldn't jump into his body. (Josiah: "Why not?") Cause he's too pure! (Josiah: "But you're an angel.") Exactly. (Josiah: "So you chose Drew's body because it was such a wretched kind of pile of filth that you thought you could fix?") Who else would be better to spread the message than some disgusting piece of shit? (Josiah: "What's the message, though?") Do you wanna hear what the message is? (Josiah: "I just, I would like to know a couple things, cause we're not on video, I'm not seeing you levitate, you've told me that the two signs is that you wake up in the morning and think you have a higher purpose and that you - I can't remember even what the other one was, but just kind of they're these kind of -") You have a dense soul. (Josiah: "If anything, I think you just might be a sociopath.") Well like I said, if there's anything that I can do to prove it, I would love to do that - obviously you don't believe - you choose not to believe a friend. (Josiah: "You keep flip-flopping! You're saying to me, 'I, Drew, understood that I'm an angel' and then you're saying to me, 'I've been an angel the entire time, my name's not Drew, it's Drewzzuzz', and so I'm just asking you right now - kind of - the Drew part of you: what made you realize that there was a Drewzzuzz part inside? What was the final step where you thought - can you see your own reflection in the mirror? I know most mirrors tend to break when you look into them.") No, I can't see my reflection in the mirror, cause I'm levitating above it. (Josiah: "If you levitate one foot, you're above the mirror?") I just have a small like shaving mirror that I prop up against the wall. Like I said, I've gotten rid of most of my possessions. (Josiah: "What else do you still have? What's your cooking situation?") Oh, I don't need to cook anymore. I just uh charge everything, get delivery every night. They'll bring it right up to the door and I just say, 'leave it outside'. I don't even eat it most of the time cause I'm an angel, I don't need sustenance. (Josiah: "I think you might just be really depressed. This is beginning to feel more like a cry for help.") Well, I don't understand how you mean. I don't understand how anything that I've said could be taken as possibly being an insight into my mental state. (Josiah: "Okay Drewzzuzz, so tell me - I mean, this is your episode also, so - I also just, I know that sometimes if people are having these kinds of episodes that you're having, and this is your episode and I think you're having an episode for it, and I think if I'm too quick to sort of snap you out of it or talk about reality, that it could have catastrophic effects, so I'm saying this more for the listener: I'm going to go along with it because I fear what could happen if I don't, so Drew, go ahead and tell me whatever you're wanting to say.") Well, as an Earth Angel, I wanna use this platform and I wanna continue using Globe Hell as a platform to shpread this message - (Josiah: "Did you say 'shpread'?") Maybe I did. And I'm gonna spreand - I'm gonna spend the rest of my life shpreading the message. (Josiah: "And what's the meshage?") This: we need to bring heaven on Earth, Josiah.
* Timetable: Drew revealed he has been an Earth Angel for quite some time - as long as he's known Josiah. However, he decided to stop being an Earth Angel during this episode after seeing how buff Chris Cleveland from Stars Go Dim is. His project called Heaven On Earth whereby he promotes the band Stars Go Dim had also started before the episode, as Drewzzuzz had sold all of Drew's belongings to raise money for the band to record music. It is unclear what the status of Heaven On Earth is since Drewzzuzz seemingly left Drew's body during the episode.
* Idea details:
	+ Josiah and the Earth Angel Drewzzuzz will start a promotional campaign for the band Stars Go Dim.
		- Note: This seems to contradict the elimination of all other forms of media in Episode 31: Mandatory Warhol.
	+ Drewzzuzz sold most of Drew's possessions to be able to pay for the recording of Stars Go Dim's new EP and for the filming of the video for their song *Heaven On Earth*.
	+ Drewzzuzz is using the money he's making from promoting Stars Go Dim to buy food that gets delivered to Wisk where he picks it up.
	+ Drew saw how buff Chris Cleveland from Stars Go Dim is and decided he is not an Earth Angel anymore.

## Devil Play

* Josiah cast doubt on Drew's status as an Earth Angel the whole episode, believing instead that he was merely having some sort of manic-depressive episode that led him to sell all of his belongings and ruin his life after watching a YouTube video of a cute girl that convinced him he had been possessed by an angel called Drewzzuzz with the goal of promoting the Catholic rock band Stars Go Dim.
	+ Drewzzuzz denied this claim repeatedly.

## Notable Events

* Globe Heaven Warning
* Josiah and Drew listened to the music of "Deep Healing Energy | 528Hz Ancient Frequency | Sound Healing Session | Zen Meditation".
* Josiah made machine gun sounds while Drew made dolphin sounds.
* Josiah and Drew listened to *Life Goes On* by Long Beach Dub Allstars.
* Josiah and Drew listened to dolphin sounds.
* Josiah and Drew listened to machine gun sounds.
* Drew broke his nose and then healed it by listening to the music of "Deep Healing Energy | 528Hz Ancient Frequency | Sound Healing Session | Zen Meditation". Josiah sang a calming melody over the music with the following lyrics:
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* Drew showed Josiah the video he used to find out he's an Earth Angel, titled "5 Signs You're An Earth Angel... How to Know For SURE!".
* Drew revealed that all along he has secretly been an angel named Drewzzuzz who at some point, when he was just floating around as energy, decided to manifest into a 3D body and chose to take over the body of the young man Drew. The Drew known to listeners of Globe Hell Warning has been mostly angel, but he's been part boy as well, or perhaps a lot of boy. It was remarked that his innocence, sweetness, and cuteness were all him. But his logic, reason, artistic inclination, mind, soul, butt, and ability to fly are all characteristics of the angel Drewzzuzz.
* Drewzzuzz revealed that angels do not have the ability to love.
* Drewzzuzz revealed that he sold all of Drew's possessions.
* Josiah and Drewzzuzz listened to *Heaven On Earth* by Stars Go Dim.
* Josiah and Drewzzuzz listened to *For Worse Or Better* by Stars Go Dim.
* Josiah and Drewzzuzz listened to *It's Gonna Get Better* by Stars Go Dim.
* Drewzzuzz had a food delivery arrive during the episode.
* Josiah and Drewzzuzz listened to *Never Enough (from The Greatest Showman)* by Stars Go Dim.
* Josiah and Drewzzuzz watched a video about how Stars Go Dim were founded. Drew saw how buff Chris Cleveland from Stars Go Dim is and decided he was no longer an Earth Angel.
* Josiah and Drew listened to *Life Goes On* by Long Beach Dub Allstars again now that Drew was no longer an Earth Angel.
* Josiah and Drew listened to machine gun sounds and dolphin sounds.
* It is unclear if seeing how buff Chris Cleveland is caused Drewzzuzz to leave Drew's body or if he still inhabits it. Josiah sent a message to Drew, asking him what his experience for the last hour was like, and Drew responded that it was excruciating and it hurts in there, though he noted that is normal for him.
	+ Note: This suggests Drewzzuzz is still inhabiting Drew's body, but that has not been confirmed.
* Josiah and Drewzzuzz listened to *It's Gonna Get Better* by Stars Go Dim.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "[In response to Drew's question about whether Josiah likes his music choice to open the episode] Eh it's fine. It's a little derivative, but -"
* "[On the topic of Hz] 'Hurts', don't it?"
* "Do you want 528 'hurts donut'?"
* "Also this video lowkey looks like lowkey a little bit lowkey it looks like lowkey the Fyre Festival documentary lowkey."
* "We need to decide: are these dolphins or guns?"
* "All the things that hurts on you will become the things that are orgasm to you."
* "[In response to Drew saying he found out something about himself recently] That you're stupid?"
* "And so you probably - I'm just guessing that you watched this and then kind of decided that it was - kind of like when you read WebMD and you think, 'Oh, I have COVID!' Every time I read WebMD, I get paranoid that I have COVID, it's just kind of this modern thing that happens, you know, you read the symptoms and then you start thinking, 'Oh, maybe I-', you know, we used to always think that everything was a sign that we had cancer, and now when I'm Googling my symptoms that I can't taste or smell anything, I just - then I always panic that I have COVID, but obviously it's just probably not that."
* "[In response to Drew's question about what other symptoms he has] Um mostly that I can't taste or - it's like a really really bad, really intense cold, and I can't taste or smell anything. And also there's a - when I close my eyes, I see these large blue balls with uh pink spikes all over them. Yeah, but I think it's just - I think I'm just being paranoid. You know, it's from reading too many symptoms online, it's kind of the symptoms are in and of themselves a s-"
* "[In response to Drew saying he thinks Josiah has COVID-19] No, I don't think so, because I've been out and about a lot, and I know they said that if you have COVID-19, you can't go out. But I can, and I keep going out. And so I know that's the main thing, is how you - if you have it, you can't go out and do stuff, but I do, so -"
* "[On the topic of Drew's soul being more dense] She said that it's - you're de- you're more dense than everyone else, so that does make sense - that does track. To me, that does track. That you're more dense."
* "Can you stop talking over this poor woman, please?"
* "[On the topic of what he is feeling] Mostly I feel kind of hot and cold at once and an extreme dense headache. And a lack of taste or smell."
* "I don't see the planet has any atrohcities. I don't think I'm one cause I don't see any atr- When I look outside, I do not see the atrohcities. I choose not to."
* "[On the topic of what the point of doing Globe Hell Warning is] I just kind of enjoy talking to you, to be honest. I don't have a lot of friends."
* "I'm a bimbo! I agree!"
* "[In response to Drew's question about whether he would ever judge a book by its cover] Would I? Uh I mean I usually would not - well I think that a - it should be tried by a jury of its peers. So I actually think books should be judged by 12 other books. Before making a judgment."
* "Well you're asking me, would I judge a book - of course it's not my place to judge! I'm a man, I'm not a book!"
* "I think that books should be judged by a jury of their peers."
* "I think there should be a book with a gavel, maybe a John Grisham book could represent the book, could be kind of a cute way of depicting that, and then there should be a diverse array of other books, maybe from different publishing houses so as to not be biased and they would be the ones who judge the book. And you know that's their decision if it's based on the cover or the contents within, or maybe there's typos, or the ISBN. That's what I think. What was the question?"
* "No, I think that the books should judge each other. Cause I'm not a book. Some people have said I'm a card before, but -"
* "[In response to Drewzzuzz measuring his levitation in feet] How come you're not doing metric also? Are you no longer Canadian?"
* "So I still kinda just think that you've just had a bit of a breakdown and gotten rid of most of your belongings."
* "So you chose Drew's body because it was such a wretched kind of pile of filth that you thought you could fix?"
* "If anything, I think you just might be a sociopath."
* "Can you see your own reflection in the mirror? I know most mirrors tend to break when you look into them."
* "I think you might just be really depressed. This is beginning to feel more like a cry for help."
* "Okay Drewzzuzz, so tell me - I mean, this is your episode also, so - I also just, I know that sometimes if people are having these kinds of episodes that you're having, and this is your episode and I think you're having an episode for it, and I think if I'm too quick to sort of snap you out of it or talk about reality, that it could have catastrophic effects, so I'm saying this more for the listener: I'm going to go along with it because I fear what could happen if I don't, so Drew, go ahead and tell me whatever you're wanting to say."
* "You actually look a lot better now that you're an angel. Honestly you look like a fuckin dimepiece, Drew. You look incredibly attractive. I honestly think this look is really working for you, the tucked in - You should wear this outfit more often! And this hat, and tight pants that leave nothing to the imagination."
* "So you sold your belongings in order to make money for Stars Go Dim."
* "No, I think that - you know and you did say you got rid of your computer, so I'm guessing you're going off of memory. And so that's why I'm just letting you know that you are incorrect, and that's ok- it's okay to be wrong sometimes, and if you look around and think that you've made a large mistake in your life, you know, someone - not me, I'm not gonna help you, but someone could help you sort of pick up the pieces and fix how you've just sort of fucked up your entire life for this week's episode, you know, someone - there's probably somebody you could call. I don't think it was worth throwing it all away for this uh Stars Go Dim."
* "[In response to Drewzzuzz saying he doesn't want to go to the Chinook Mall these days because of COVID] Yeah but if you get COVID, you can't go. That's why I keep saying I don't have it."
* "[In response to Drewzzuzz saying he believes Josiah has COVID] No, cause I can go out! But I can easily go out, and so that's a sign that I don't have it. I mean, what do you not understand? People say if you have COVID-19, you can't go out, and I'm saying to you, 'But I can go out, so I must not have it'. What do you not understand?"
* "If you have - people have been saying for years, do you not pay atten- I know you're off on this trip of being a New Age person now and probably you're anti-vax and everything and all that stuff cause a lot of these newfangled wellness New Age people are; if you would pay attention and read what they say, Fauci and all these people, they say if you have COVID-19, you can't go out. And so I can, and so I don't have it. It's simple! If you have COVID-19, you can't go out. Okay, lemme take the flip of this: I can go out, therefore I do not have COVID-19. I mean, it's a little disappointing how bad all the food I've been getting tastes, or doesn't even taste at all, but, you know, I can still go out so I don't have it."
* "[In response to Drewzzuzz's question about what happens if Josiah gets COVID-19] Well then I won't be able to go out!"
* "So I guess what's - so you being an angel, I guess you're telling me that you want Globe Hell Warning to help the world, and you're saying that you've become an angel so that you can show us this Christian rock band. So that's kind of it? That's it? You just wanna show us Stars Go Dim? Founded by Chris Cleveland in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Now that's funny."
* "[On the topic of one of the signs you're an Earth Angel is that you have a feeling that you don't belong] I have also always felt that about you as well, that you don't belong."
* "I mean, I'm glad that you've been recruited into the Earth Angel community rather than the incel - Earth incel community."
* "Inside each of us is - or not all of, not me - but inside some of us, is a path - a crossroads, where we have to choose between angel and incel. And you've chosen and it similarly is destroying your life, I think, and I am concerned, but -"
* "Yeah, I mean this is really interesting to know that you are having this delusion that you're an angel and you're using it to promote a band that is so mediocre that it's almost not even funny how middle-of-the-road this band is."
* "I mean, what was the point of the angel delusion, I guess is what I'm trying to understand."
* "Why did you just spend 45 minutes pretending you're an angel? Like what were you trying to gain from that?"
* "So you still believe that you actually were an Earth Angel momentarily."

### Drew

* "[On the topic of Hz] 528 'hurts'. I'll give you 528 'hurts'. How about I give you another 528 'hurts'?"
* "No, that's not a machine gun, that's a dolphin!"
* "So if you broke your toe, well soon you're - that's gonna be feeling like your toe is having an orgasm. It'll feel so good. You won't be able to - you still won't be able to use it, cause it's broken. There's something structural going on there, but -"
* "[After breaking his own nose] There's blood, there's boogers, and I think part of my brain is [unintelligible]. I think I'm in shock because I don't feel pain, I just feel - it feels like there's real - like I haven't - like I'm still processing this, like I haven't - it hasn't hit me, if that - like I am gonna need - I'm gonna need some fuckin' - ah sh- I need s- I don't know. I need help. I need help. I need help! It's hitting me."
* "No, not that I'm stupid! Are you kidding me?"
* "[On the topic of what his reason for being here is] I'm here to make people smile!"
* "[In response to Josiah saying he chooses not to see any atrohcities when he looks outside] Well then what's the point of doing Globe Hell Warning? If you don't see the atrohcities."
* "[In response to Josiah saying he wouldn't judge a book by its cover] So then why would you judge a world by its surface? When there's so much going on beneath the surface, Josiah?"
* "It's not self-importance, it's self-knowledge and self-examinations coming to the realization that my body is less dense but my soul is much more dense, and for some reason - for some reason, I guess when I was floating - at some point, just floating around as energy and then I decided to manifest into a 3D body and I chose this body, and I took over the body of this young man Drew."
* "[In response to Josiah's question about whether the entire time he's known Drew, Drew's been part angel, part boy] He's been mostly angel, but he's been part boy as well. A lot of boy. His innocence? His innocence? His sweetness? His cuteness? That's all him. His logic? His reason? His artistic inclination? His mind? His soul? His body? Well not his body actually. But his butt? The ability to fly? These are all characteristics of an angel. And these are all things that I have."
* "[In response to Josiah's question about what's Drew's actual angel name is] Drewzzuzz. That's D-R-E-W-Z-Z-U-Z-Z."
* "[In response to Josiah's question about whether he's ever met the pre-Earth Angel Drew] Well he'll get a few things out uh every day maybe. Might say - sometimes he'll, I don't know, he'll say things like, 'I love you, Josiah,' and those are him, coming from the heart. His heart is able to overpower the powerful angel that I am."
* "Yeah. And that's something that angels don't have. The ability to love."
* "Well there is something going on. I'm transcending. I'm transcending myself, Josiah. I can fly now. I can - well it's not really flying, it's more like levitating. But like I can levitate a couple feet off the ground, and I can just zoom around like an angel would."
* "[In response to Josiah's question about whether he got rid of his car] Yes I did. I sold all of my possessions. I'm not even speaking to you over a computer, Josiah. I'm speaking into two bare wires, and I'm transmitting myself across the globe. Yeah, I need electricity. I'm speaking into a fire alarm right now. I took the fire alarm off the roof of my apartment - my barren apartment. I'm speaking into a fixture. I just need a place to practice flying."
* "[In response to Josiah's question about why he is not using the metric system and whether Drewzzuzz is still Canadian] Well we transcend. I go from metric into imperial, from imperial to metric, from metric into ounces, ounces to decibel."
* "I don't understand what you don't understand about the fact that I'm an Earth Angel."
* "[On the topic of why Drewzzuzz chose to inhabit a wretched pile of filth like Drew] Who else would be better to spread the message than some disgusting piece of shit?"
* "No, I can't see my reflection in the mirror, cause I'm levitating above it. I just have a small like shaving mirror that I prop up against the wall. Like I said, I've gotten rid of most of my possessions."
* "Oh, I don't need to cook anymore. I just uh charge everything, get delivery every night. They'll bring it right up to the door and I just say, 'leave it outside'. I don't even eat it most of the time cause I'm an angel, I don't need sustenance."
* "Well, I don't understand how you mean. I don't understand how anything that I've said could be taken as possibly being an insight into my mental state."
* "Well, as an Earth Angel, I wanna use this platform and I wanna continue using Globe Hell as a platform to shpread this message."
* "They're like a - I guess Catholic so they sing about God and church. These are things that you know about, I guess?"
* "[In response to Josiah saying Stars Go Dim probably aren't Catholic, but rather Evangelical] No, they're Roman Catholic."
* "Oh he probably cums on those plates. Isn't that what you would think? If you saw somebody selling - why else would you sell plates? If you didn't cum on them."
* "[In response to Josiah saying Stars Go Dim is a Christian rock band] Catholic rock band, yes."
* "That's true, I feel like an alien sometimes. Do you ever feel like you're an alien with a great big head?"
* "Where do you think my apartment is located, stupid?"
* "I'm ordering McDonalds every single day. Three times a day."
* "[In response to Josiah saying Earth Angel rhetoric is similar to incel rhetoric] So you can relate to this."
* "So you're saying this woman's an incel?"
* "I don't wanna smell other things, I wanna smell Wisk while I'm eating. But I don't wanna eat Wisk. I wanna eat McDonald's. Does that make sense to you??"
* "Oh wow! That's uhhh I love corn!"
* "Well what?? What do you mean? This is good! This is good! Are you listening to this? What do you listen to, blink-182?? I think you do! Mr. Pop Punk. This is so much worse than pop punk? Excuse me. Listen to this. This is from *The Greatest Showman*, this is a great song."
* "[On the topic of watching movies in the cloud despite selling all of Drew's possessions] I just look up and God shows me the Snyder Cut."
* "[In response to seeing how buff Chris Cleveland from Stars Go Dim is] I'm done. I'm no longer an Earth Angel. No. I didn't realize he was so buff. You kidding me?"
* "[On the topic of what they learned this episode] We learned that I'm an Earth Angel - I was an Earth Angel, we learned that um you're very insensitive. Because you uhhhhhhhh are mean to me."
* "[In response to Josiah's question about what was the point of Drew's 45 minute angel delusion] It's fun."
* "[In response to Josiah's question about why Drew didn't want to be an Earth Angel anymore because he learned how buff Chris Cleveland is] Josiah, look. A lot of this is - I just went from being an angel to not an angel, all right? This is - this entire thing's a blur."
* "[In response to Josiah's question about what Drew's experience has been like for the last hour] Excruciating. It hurts. It hurts in here."

## Trivia

* This is the shortest main episode since Episode 10: World Wide Train.
* The term Earth Angel is nearly synonymous to the term World Wife, a similarity echoed by the episode art, though ironically, Earth Angels are unable to love.
	+ Note: It was revealed in Episode 15: World Wide Beer with special guest Tom that World Wife took her own life upon her creation and discovering her fate of marrying Drew. Perhaps there is more to the story, though, if World Wife knew Drew had actually been Drewzzuzz all along, and was thus unable to love her in return.
* This is the fourth episode to feature music by Long Beach Dub Allstars, after Blue Collar Pretzel Logic Patreon Episode, Episode 27: Why Do I Have Blue Eyes?, and Episode 29: World Wide Health Care.