Lore

Hundreds of years ago, wizards said "Fuck It!" and squared up with humanity. Unfortunately, the sheer amount of corpses caused a great ripple light years from Earth. Wizards deny any involvement, saying "That shit was a coincidence!"

It was true that it was a coincidence. Scientists have tried to find what matters it comprises of, but it remains unknown. The Scientists Label it as The Unknown Destruction because it destroys planets and the matter consisting within is currently unknown. They communicated with Gad, The Normie God, and the Like, including The Meme God. They all happily obliged to stop this threat and win the day. They also consulted with Frankenpoo, but he was too weak.

But then, strange reports were seen to the public eye. It was also declared Shit Day.

They were of Beasts of High Power levels. But they were...odd. Warped.Hostile.

**The Apocalypse Began,** but that comes in later and in greater detail.

About a month into these beasts appearing, an army, led by Panzer K.Ampwagen with the only troops being Panzerkamphunds called Team Panzer wen to battle with The Blue Meanies and lost, leaving them open for attack. Lennon, overhearing the monster news most were spreading, flew into battle and defeated the Meanies. Years passed and monsters attacked Neckbeard Soldiers and Neckbeard Royal Guards with intent to kill Ner Reff, who was staying with the Neckbeards for a while to evaluate strategies. Gad was not pleased with the news that Incels were attacked. This is where the Chadcano came into existence.

God's Art was created as a joke by The Meme God and as a Memoir for the battle. Ick E. Swommp was trusted to protect the joke, and to his credit, he did bloody well! The only major threat was Veggie Warriors raiding his swamp. So the monsters at Fire Haven Declared war on Veggieta and his army.

***They*** **Lost during the Carrot Towers Attacks,**which were a set of 5 attacks by our very own troops. The result was that the Carrot Towers were destroyed, which was good news.

Veggieta did forfeit after he played the fool. Safety measures of great lengths were put in place.

The elders retreated to deep wilderness, contemplating the error of their ways; these exiles became the Orc clans known today. They practice much of their old traditions, though without the militancy behind them, and refuse to directly interact with the wider world for fear of destroying it once more. They founded the order of Boaz.

While the exact origins of the Order of Boaz are unknown, its modern form takes the shape of a roaming group of Orcs, aiding and assisting all distressed persons across the land. The Order claims no lands of their own and travels as a Cavalcade to wherever they are needed. The Order has many ways in which they assist those in need - through the cultivation and distribution of Knowledge, the staunch application of Justice, or through the guiding light of Faith. The Order claims no single deity as their patron but rather accepts all faiths who work towards assisting those in need.

Around these times, many people were growing more Stressed about The Unknown Destruction, and lots of funding was spent. On ***That?***No. They spent it on a Portal to send Plasticcers To a Plastic Dimension. And on ***That.***

Sharkmojis also helped these studies, but most went on ***Murdering Sprees.***

They also Studied **Reality.**

**The reality**, also known as the third dimension and bland reality, is where bland reality beings such as humans live. Bland Reality Language is often spoken there. Most users are humans and speak bland reality language in their daily lives.

Multiple portals to reality have been seen across the surreal meme dimensions, though they are likely one-way as characters seen through them usually take no notice of the portals.

Also, vegetals are trusted and considered cool and good by the carbon-based inhabitants of this realm.

Meanwhile, The Laughing Whack and The Laughing Sniper were having a battle for some Laughium and making themselves more powerful.

Apprentice Neck B. Eard joined the battle against the monsters. Many guards were surprised to see him, for he spent most of his time with Ner. With him, an army of Wergins followed, and they took down this legendary beast.

They did not know what to do with his soul, so they stored it in the Lennon Bench, thus why it has magical powers. It has been weakened due to death and this not being its body but it still hurts those who sit on it.

Winnie Warfare had joined the battle with Gad and the others, bringing on Winnie the Drunk, her crackhead brother. St.Fedora joined the battle secretly and slightly weakened the Unknown Destruction...for a few months.

Throughout all this, Gad measured the events on a Virgin to Chad Scale. This is the list:

## Gizzard

Gad cannot exist as a VvC god without overturning the Virgin/Chad equilibrium, so the Gizzard exists to balance him out as the supreme virgin - he is considered the devil in every religion.

## Wraith

A truly disgusting creature who is so much so a wizard that the pity people feel for him manifests as love and sexual attraction, he is considered equal in social status to a Chad.

## Wizard

Slightly above a wraith but not by much. It has dark powers that it controls that it gained by not talking to a single girl in decades.

## Neckbeard

A Person who has a sexual attraction to Anime Characters.

## Incel

If you're reading this part you probably already are one.

## Virgin

Usually shown as something that most people do but is used to make someone feel like a loser or a "virgin" for doing said thing.

## Basic

Neither a Chad or a virgin. Just an average guy. It isn't bad that he's doing this thing and it isn't good. He's just there.

## Brad

A guy trying so hard to be a Chad that he ends up being a virgin or an asshole. On the outside he is a Chad, but we all know he is a virgin.

## Chad

Glorious Chad. He is what we all want to be. He is so cool that his actions are completely exaggerated. He is doing something so cool that he ends up doing it so absurd that it's completely ridiculous. Like striding down the street and taking the whole sidewalk, or having a bulge so big it puts pornstars to shame, or coming to my house and stealing my girl. Wait, no, Chad, come back! I thought she loved me!

## Thad

He is like Chad but cooler. I dunno what else do you want me to say about him.

## Lad

It is a Chad but is also a complete psychopath. Lad was a virgin who transformed into a Chad through tribulation, who pledged to give up his bulge to the Essence but then refused- only to be turned into Lad after wishing to be the greatest Chad. He also usually chops off his 3ft dong.

## Zad / Bad

Just as the virgin and Chad are in a Ying-Yang balance, Zad and Bad are too. Zad is a Thad who went mad after trying to finger the Heart of The Stacy and became a benevolent demigod, often appearing to incels to encourage them to gymcel.

Bad on the other hand, Bad is evil, malicious and someone who exists to cause suffering. He has a bulge so colossal that he enslaved a Chad to hold it up.

## Dad

He is the Earth that the Chadiverse lives on. His dick is so big that it impales other planets that fly near Dad.

## Gad

He is the God of the Chadiverse. He created all chad-like beings and understands that for a Chad to exist there must also be virgins.