Urine (Episode)

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## Urine

### Plot

The episode starts with Bertie feeling very ill. Bulgy and Smeg don't show much concern for their friend. Bertie tries moving but breaks down, leaving the two other busses to find a replacement for Bertie. Smeg notices a green bus sitting in the sheds that has been there for quite some time. Bulgy and Bertie can't remember the bus moving from that spot for over 30 years, much to Smegs surprise. Smeg decides to wake the bus up from his slumber by knocking into him.

The bus wakes up very confused asking where he is and who he is. Bertie and Bulgy try and remember the bus' name, but can't. Smeg heroically jumps in and tell's the bus his name is Urine, to which Urine mindlessly agrees (Much to Bertie's disdain.) After a bit of back and forth Chatter, Smeg decides that it's time to get to work, telling Urine and Bulgy to follow along with him.

Things seem to go wrong though as when Smeg stops at the first bus stop, Urine smacks into him, This annoys Smeg. Urine seems to have a VERY bad memory for he can't even remember what passengers are. A little bit later on, They are traveling down the roads and Urine is going very slow, Smeg tells him to hurry up, but Urine protests that he rattles when he speeds. Smeg blows this off and tells Urine that nothing will happen. But Something DOES happen as Urine crashes into Smeg, sending both of them into a ditch.

Bulgy arrives, but instead of helping, he just takes the piss. After that, the day's event's don't get any better for Smeg, Urine keeps fucking things up and every time he does, Smeg get's slightly more annoyed. He returns to the Bus sheds tired and Rants to Bertie about Urine. Suddenly Bulgy arrives with Urine and Smeg proceeds to badmouth Urine in front of the green bus, before going promplty asleep.

The Next morning, Urine is looking sad, Bertie tries to console him but Urine just tells him to go do his work whilst he goes back to sleep for another 30 years. Bertie goes off to do his work, leaving Urine alone. Meanwhile a very tired Smeg drives slowly down the Road. Bulgy comes by and soon the two get distracted, A lorry carrying a tanker causes all three to swerve and crash into a ditch, as if things couldn't get any worse, the tanker catches fire, All three are in danger being engulfed in an explosion. Bertie comes by, and Smeg immediately ushers him to go get help,

Back at the Bus Shed, Bertie quickly comes in and asks for Urine's help, Despite his confusion, Urine follows on and eventually they arrive just as Bulgy is getting towed away on his side. Smeg is left alone with the Burning tanker as Flynn tells everyone to stand back. Heroically, Urine decides to take a risk and save Smeg himself. After a lot of straining, he pulls Smeg to safety, Smeg starts to thank Urine before the tanker explodes. Afterward, Everyone congratulates Urine and Smeg apologizes, only to learn that Urine didn't realise the tanker was going to explode. Everyone just decides to head home after that, Leaving Bulgy alone.

### Cast:

* Smeg
* Bertie
* Bulgy
* Urine
* Butch (Does Not Speak)
* Bob (Cameo)
* Ryan (Cameo)
* Ted (Does Not Speak)
* Flynn

### Trivia:

* This episode was put on hold due to a hiatus from the show, Some footage was filmed but was scrapped and refilmed later on.
* This is the first Episode to have Steakandcake to voice Bertie
* The tanker in the episode, who's name is Ted, Canonically dies. This is the first canonical death in the show.