Panda

Oh where to even begin with this floofy haired dickbag. To most members of the server, Panda is the most annoying cunt in the world. To his younger sister Brooke, he is the most annoying cunt in the world but also her best friend. Panda and Brooke can talk for hours and not even realize time has gone by. Their friendship was founded on a mutual respect for poetry and Brooke's phat ass, but it has grown to be so much more. Nobody will ever be there for each other the way these inseparable siblings will. There are so many epic moments that it would be impossible to capture them all. However, one of the most notable was when Brooke and Panda spent the month of October watching American Horror Story together everyday and made a bracket on who would survive.

That's enough nice stuff for now. To continue the rest of the server's opinion of Panda, they hate him so much they wish he would just shut up forever. You would know this because they say so every time he speaks. Deep down though, the rest of the server members know they could never be as cool as Panda and hate him for it. After all, only the coolest of chad's reply to everything with a "who asked" gif.

There was a moment when everyone thought this dumbass would finally be banned for good a few months back when Munch was throwing one of his daily tantrums and banned him. The fight was so intense and heated that they had to enlist their mutual friend, Brooke the relationship expert (I mean she does have a degree in that shit) to help rekindle their bromance. It took some convincing, but these fuckbuddys are finally back in business. If you ever are bored and want to jack off, just dm panda for the link.

Anywaaayyys, sadly Panda is back in the server and it looks like it's for good. Be warned though that as long as he stays, no one's dms are safe. He can be caught sliding in at all hours of the day and night because he never sleeps. When called out, he claims he is just trying to "make friends," but we all know he is down really bad and looking for some free pussy. Don't go anywhere gays and theys, Panda is also open to link with some dick since he is just so desperate. Don't believe me, just look at his messages with British Ryan.

Finally, we could not finish off Panda's bio without including the fact that he is afraid of blood. Whenever anyone mentions the word, he projectile vomits across the room and goes into a comatose state for days. (rumor has it he dropped off the map for a few weeks the last time he was forced to see it)! Hence, if you ever catch Panda dm'ing you at 3am, just send him a picture of blood and it'll send him right to bed.

As of April 2022, it has come to our attention that Panda now suffers from the condition PTSD. This happened because he has spent the past month playing 7 days to die with Munch and Clarice and essentially no lifeing the shit out of that game. It is to be expected that willingly putting himself through 8 hour voice calls with them each day would lead to this development. The specifics of his condition include him flinching and feeling scared every time he hears the join call sound on discord. This is because every time munch leaves and joins the call, which is frequently for some reason, he lets out a girly moan to bring the house down. We wish you well in your recovery Panda.

(May 2023) Well its been a while we heard from him but a lot has happened. He has found a new server with a lot of coders to hang with although they are all adults with kids its always been fun to hang with them and call and interact and play games together and helping with his coding experience as he slowly learns and progress. Outside of that he got to work a job for a few months, he started going outside and working out slowly heading to the gym and parks to work out enjoying the fresh air and being around people, he also tried his hands in getting spicy with the ladies too after a while it failed and he got friendzoned but it was a nice experience to talk to someone and try and mingle again but always remember from munch's mistake lol.

So far still being brooke's big bro and making sure she's okay and alright watching her back a lot has happened with her and if you want to read that you will have to go to her page to see what's going on.

If you ever try to get in contact with Panda, good luck. This fuck forgets he has a phone for weeks at a time and leaves his sister out to dry. However, when his dementia riddled brain finally does remember, he is always sure to message Brooke and then it is her turn to ignore him for half a day. It has been a cycle but they still manage to talk a lot. During his dementia episodes, Panda spends a lot of time at JIM. He has been getting very into fitness and we are all so proud of him for finally getting off that ass of his. While he still plays video games for an unhealthy amount of time, he at least has made a lot of progress in getting more physically fit and also working on his social anxiety. Panda is now able to talk to bitches which is a huge upgrade from when we last saw him. Soon enough he will be slaying and it will be Brooke's turn to be single and watch with a single tear rolling down her cheek as he talks about all the pussy he is getting. We hope this day is still far off but we have no way of knowing.

2023/9/23

Panda has been on a journey to go see a doctor after a while of not being to one its been a big step and lots of things have happen like getting more sick and dying of allergies. Panda has also been dipping his toes in streaming on twitch and coding and exploring the colourful words of story telling to spread the love and joy over to everyone. Also panda has been doing a lot worse to responding to his sister on snapchat lately and barely texts and replies on time and goes one weeks of hiatus. Panda has also found and joined a new group of discord friends who help him stream and stream themselves and its been such a good community of friends that shows him the nicer side of discord. Panda on the poker table though he is a different beast he usually goes by the alias MR diamond hands, Hold my beer, clean out, Dumb luck, as he has the most volatile poker history where he could clean you all out with a 9% chance of winning to losing everything with one fail draw but does he care no because he's not in it for the money he's in it too piss people of with his horrible luck and great poker game he may never win a game but its not about winning to him its about sending a message.