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Angel d'Ace

"*Living like this smells so bad. I'm glad it's finally over.*"
―Angel d'Ace, accepting death.

## Description

Angel d'Ace is a strange member of the seamen. He is a member of Gar Strings' cult, as all seamen are. He has an exaggeratedly hunched posture with a speckled back, making him appear somewhat like a toad. His cheeks hang down and his face is somewhat wrinkled, giving him an older appearance.

## Location

* Area 3.5, standing next to a couple of children's drawings next to Coley Chubb, blocking the way to the lucky feather.

## Trivia

* Angel d'Ace is likely named after both angelfish and daces.
Golden Arsenal

## Description

These guns are plated with solid gold! That's gotta make them more powerful!

## Locations

* Area 4, Found by blowing up some rocks in a house basement outside the Joy Labs with the TNT you find inside of Team Prussian Blue's room after winning against them in the Sportsdome.
* Area 4, Next to a diesel fuel generator on the Rodriguez Route.

## Notes

* These are worth a whopping 125 Mags.
* This is the second best arsenal in the game
* It lowers your SP cost.
Five

"*I'm glad it was you I ran into.*"
―Five, at the end of Beltboy's Joyless Route.

## Appearance

Five is an attractive young woman with brown hair, she has a scar on the right side of her face, caused by unknown means, she is typically seen wearing a red poncho with a blue design on it, but sometimes will wear handwraps and bandages over her chest

## Personality

From what little of we seen of her, she seems to be a distant and suspicious woman, but, given her situation, it is unknown what her "natural" personality is like However, she is compassionate enough to answer Benny's plea for a friend on his joyless ending, and takes him under her wing on her quest to save her friends

## Description

She is the person responsible for all of the 5's being written around, presumably to lead her friends along, and the girl that Benny and crew find instead of Buddy Armstrong She also escaped from the Joy Labs It's unknown whether or not she is a Joy Addict (As a unknown Joy Boy gave Joy to the girls who escaped as seen in a pain mode exclusive rooms in the joy labs), as she never displays any symptoms She is never really interacted with properly until the endings of all the routes, joyful or joyless

## Notes

* She is the final boss of the Clyde Route's joyless ending, and she cannot be defeated there
* In the Joyful endings for the main trio, it's implied that the mutated forms of Benny, Clyde and Liam end up killing her

## Locations

* Area 3.5, sneaking past everyone
* Area 4, in her hideout

## Trivia

* Five has blue eyes, as shown in an unused sprite
* Some fans have speculated her to be Beltboy's Childhood Friend, but this is unlikely as Five's hair is much darker than the girl's and Beltboy and Five do not recognize each other in Beltboy's Joyless ending
Area 3.5

Area 3.5 is an extension of the third area in Lisa the Hopeful. It is a rainy area with, a gloomy forest, flowers growing on the trees, the Gibson Orphange, and a large cave. The place is full of Horrific Figures and is the home of The Deep Ones. In the Rodriguez route, you must travel through this area to finish the game. However, in other routes, your exploration is halted due to the lack of mining charges.

## Inhabitants

* Reginald
* Fifteen Horrific Figures
* One Corpulent Figure.
* Unnamed man looking for a fishmen.
* Unnamed man in the tent wears pink scarf.
* Unnamed man in the tent warns about Figures in the cave.
* Unnamed man holding a fan.
* The Deep Ones
* The Lovelies
* Five (Rodriguez Route only)
Coldstein "Kegger" Cider

"*I'll be sippin' all the finest brews in hell with my boy Satan...*"
―Coldsteel Kegger, upon being killed

## Appearance

Coldstein "Kegger" Cider is the leader of the Kegger Krew, and the father of Thomas Cider.

He is a short bearded man with a missing eye who wears a top hat that has been repurposed into a Beer Guzzling Hat, and a pair of overalls.

## Personality

Like the rest of the Kegger Krew, he is a kind and generous individual unless he is drunk (which he always is) and is more than willing than to save the lives of Beltboy and his friends despite not knowing them and to lend them a set of wheels when they finally meet.

However, despite his kindliness, he is just as perverted as the rest of the men in Olathe, and this causes him to engage in a fight with Beltboy and his friends (or Rodriguez and his crew on the Rodriguez Route) with his fellow Kegger Krew members Cletus "Farmboy" Crunk, Billy Bob Hops, and Bubba Yeast.

## Trivia

* Killing Thomas Cider (who is his own son) will not affect his opinion about you, which implies that he has an estranged relationship with Thomas.
* Ironically, despite holding the Backyard Wrestling title belt, not one of his moves is a wrestling hold, except for the Gator Clamp arguably.
Isaac Cox

"*Maybe we should've called in more backup.*"
―Isaac Cox, upon his defeat

## Description

Isaac Cox is a stout, dark-skinned member of the Lovelies. He wear the same hood-hat combo that many other lovelies wear, two spiked blue shoulder pads, and a black jacket with pockets, which he puts his hands in. He has a brown belt with a golden buckle, which he wears over his shoulder, possibly due to it not fitting him, as he is rather large.

## Locations

* Area 4, the Lovely Convoy, fought on his own or alongside Jack Mycroft, Neil Down, and Ross Crodam on the Rodriguez Route.

## Trivia

* His name is a soundalike to the phrase "I suck cocks", a term for performing fellatio on a man's penis.
Babe "The Tooth" Ruthless

## Description

Babe "The Tooth" Ruthless is a bestial joy mutant that stands on all fours. He is covered in scars, has a large mouth full of sharp teeth, and wears a football helmet that obscures the rest of his face, only revealing red glowing eyes. He is one of the Sports King's favorite joy mutants.

## Location

* Area 3, fought alongside The Sports King and Ashley Hike

## Notes

* If Babe is killed before Ashley Hike, Ashley will flee from the battle, making it ideal to target Babe first. If Ashley is killed first, Babe will have his paralysis removed, and will sometimes attack the Sports King.

## Trivia

* His name is a reference to famous baseball player Babe Ruth
* The reason for Babe's mutation is due to painkillers not cutting it in the Sports Kings gladiatorial matches, as he (Babe) constantly tried to one up his rival, Hans Rüber, who was also taking joy for the same purpose. Source 1. Source 2
* He shares his full name with an unused enemy from Lisa the Painful.
Clyde (Joy Mutant)

"*S... Sorry...*"
―Clyde's final words.

## Appearance

Clyde's joy mutant form has his torso stretched out to a heavy degree, to the point where he is forced to crawl pathetically along the ground while his legs dangle uselessly behind him. A majority of his hair been burnt off by Wang Phatt, and his helmet has fallen off. His single remaining eye also glows red in it's socket, giving him a frightening appearance in contrast to Lanks sympathetic one.

## Description

Clyde will take this form if he has consumed enough Joy to mutate on either Benny or Liam's routes, if the player is on Benny's route, he will be fought immediately after the cutscene where the Lovelies raid the Sportsdome, and if the player is on Liam's route he will be fought in the crashed Lovely Convoy in place of the three injured lovelies.

## Notes

* He has a severe weakness to fire elemental attacks, and can easily be taken out by firebombs and Lanks fireballs, this is a useful weakness, as he can apply the depression status effect by using Familiar Cry

## Trivia

* He is the only Joy Mutant in Hopeful to have 2 Battle Themes (The Sacrifice and Father's Call)
* He is statistically identically to Benny's joy mutant form, except for Benny's lack of weakness to Fire and Burning
Eaton Beiver

* First Phase
* Joy Mutant

## Description

Eaton Beiver is a hefty Lovely of African descent who wears a white balaclava with a red heart on it and a black poncho instead of the Hood-Hat-Mask combo that the Lovelies usually wear. It's safe to say that Hart trusts him a lot, as he is one of the four Lovelies, alongside Wayne King, Buster Cherry, and Barry McDikkin that Hart brought with him for the final battle against Beltboy and co.

Upon mutating, Eaton's entire body grows to massive sizes, his arms stretching to the point that they touch the floor and his neck becoming greatly extended; his Adam's apple also grows significantly. His neck also loses its strength, causing his head to dangle behind him.

During the final battle, he is the only Lovely that does not attack, which means that if he is the last one standing before the four Lovelies revive as Joy Mutants, one can freely recuperate from any damage that the other Lovelies might have dealt as he does absolutely nothing.

## Trivia

* His name is a Innuendo on Eating Beaver, which refers to cunnilingus.
* Eaton Beiver, alongside fellow lovelies Wayne King, Craig Fuchs, and Awan Afuqya, are the only lovelies that do not wear a blue, red, or green colored garment on them.
	+ While Benjamin Dover technically does not wear any colored garment, he does have blue tattoos.
Bogart Wells

"*Never though I'd die with swamp ass.*"
―Bogart Wells, after being defeated.

## Appearance

Bogart Wells is a Caucasian male with small beady eyes, shoulder length hair with a mildly receding hairline, a somewhat large nose, and a goatee, he also has somewhat prominent cheekbones and wears a light-teal poncho.

## Description

He is one of the Wells brothers and, as such, one of the supposed owners of the Area 2 Swamp, like his relatives, he uses a unknown fighting style consisting exclusively of kicking manuevers, such as standard kicks, sweep kicks, and roundhouse kicks. If fought while high, he will be almost nigh-impossible to defeat, except for a crippling weakness to fire elemental moves and fire bombs.

## Location

* He is fought about midway through the Area 2 Swamp.

## Notes

* Fought alongside Shumpert Wells and, on Pain Mode, Dot Wells.

## Trivia

* The Wells Brothers all lived in the Area 2 Swamps before the White Flash happened, and the White-Flash caused the Swamp to not make sense terrain-wise. Source
Bubba Yeast

* Backyard Wrestling
* Team Cal Poly Pomona Green

"*Hullo there. Welcome to keg town! We got the best beer in all-a Olathe!*"
―Bubba Yeast, greeting Beltboy and crew.
## Description

Bubba Yeast is one of the Kegger Krew boys, so he wears their uniform obviously enough. But the things that make him stand out besides his physical appearance (he has a overbite and a vacant stare), are his armbands and fingerless gloves, later in the game, he shows up for revenge as a member of Team Cal Poly Pomona Green, alongside Donnie Greenthumb and Bulbert Taters in Area 3, and will often waste turns crying in their fight due to mourning the loss of Kegger Coldstein.

## Locations

* Area 2, in a shack with Billy Bob Hops
* Area 3, in the Sportsdomes

## Trivia

* His name refers to Yeast, which is used in the fermentation process of wine by turning the sugar in into alcohol by depriving it of oxygen.
* His Sportsdome version was known as Fujiwara Kaito, due to that now abandoned character being a completely different person who reused Bubba Yeast's sprite.
Bug Clayton

## Description

**Bug Clayton** is a large, smug looking man with blonde swept-hair who wears no shirt, and has a pair of sunglasses on his face.

He is exclusive to Pain-Mode, blocking the way to a cave to cool off from the High Status effect that also has a campfire inside.

## Strategy

Bug can be a difficult opponent if you are high, thanks to his high defense stat, and your lowered stats from being high, especially if you don't have Beltboy's Finger Gun skill, as it is a Water Elemental attack (his weakness). But if you aren't high and have enough SP to spam Finger Gun, Bug will be a huge pushover.

## Location

* Area 2, in the swamp above Pinhead and to the left of a Poisonous Snake
Hussein Volt

"*You, you're not supposed to be in here!*"
―Hussein Volt, telling off the team.

## Description

Hussein Volt is a member of the Sportsters that is of African American descent. He wears a typical green football helmet and a green t-shirt with the Sportsters' symbol on it. He is in charge of recruiting athletes for The Sports King's sports tournament, giving you a short quiz that has no effect on the gameplay, besides Hussein's remark about your team.

The rankings of Hussein's quiz are, from highest to lowest:

1. "Star Player"
2. "Sportster"
3. "Sports Watcher"
4. "Noodle Arms"
5. "Dweeb"

## Locations

* Area 3,
	+ In a room past Larry Balls.
	+ In the restricted sports area, telling Beltboy and co. off for sneaking into the restricted sports area.
		- Fought alongside Francois Gaul, Ashley Hike, Larry Balls, and Terry Tackles (Rodriguez Route)
	+ Past the rooms containing Team Cal Poly Pomona Green, Team Taupe, and Team Prussian Blue (Normal Routes)

## Notes

* Hussein has no means of harming your team outside of getting him pissed, as he lacks any attacking moves, only being able to heal his allies and himself. Even then, he has a resistance to the pissed status.
* All of his moves cost a big Chunk of his SP. He has no means of refilling it, meaning that if the battle goes on for long enough, he will stand idle, unable to do anything.
	+ If he is the last member standing, you can use this as an opportunity to heal up your team.
* Despite having Eat Pizza, he appears to never use it.

## Trivia

* His name is a reference to Jamaican athlete Usain Bolt.
Billionaire Bands

## Description

These bands were once owned by an incredibly rich and famous inventory. Very expensive.

## Locations

* Area 4, sold by the Bottle Collector for 50 empty bottles (Lanks Route)

## Trivia

* The description of these Wristbands are a possible reference to the catchphrase of Mr. Dink ("Very Expensive"), one of the main characters from the Nickelodeon/Disney cartoon "Doug".
Bob Tord

"*Howdy motherfuckers! I'm the town mayor.*"
―Bob Tord, Introducing himself.
## Description

Bob Tord is a bald, tanned gentleman with an impressive beard. He wears a comically small top hat with a red sash on it and red wristbands. Unlike the other swamp village residents, he opts to go without a poncho.

Bob has an energetic personality, seen in the way he greets Beltboy and co. when they enter his village. He keeps this energetic personality for a little while when he reappears in the Sportsdome section, but it begins to fade quickly.

## Locations

* Area 2, in the far left house in the swamp village.
* Area 3,
	+ in the hallway with the rooms containing Team Cal Poly Pomona Green, Team Taupe, and Team Prussian Blue
	+ in the second round of the sports tournament, fought alongside Zambo White and Ezekiel Fellows.
Boomerang

## Description

A toy boomerang that will never come back to its beloved owner. Without your help, anyway...

## Notes

* Yogurt Masters will drop this if you escape from him.
* Give this to Artie Choke in exchange for Ian "Ian" Iron's toolbox.
* If you're playing the Definitive Version of the game, you must first beat the game via any route before you can access the Rodriguez route. Without prior completion of the game, upon trying to pick up the boomerang you will be prompted with the message "... you accidentally broke the boomerang", which renders the item useless and Artie Choke will not give you the toolbox.
Fish?

## Description

The Fish? are what appear to be enslaved fishmen who had their distinct orange ponchos and possibly their arms removed. They have a metal collar around their neck which seems to be constricting their head. The reason for this collar's presence is unknown, although it is likely they are used so that Giles Gourami can have better control over them, as he uses two of them in the fight against Beltboy and co.
Gordy Golden

* Engine Enthusiast Base
* Gordy Golden Shower (Rodriguez Route)

"*The golden boy, Gordy Golden, a bigshot warlord... Then, that girl just be an afterthought.*"
―Gordy Golden, before being fought.

## Appearance

Gordy Golden is a Caucasian male with a beak nose and a cleft chin. He has a large pair of eyebrows, and has shaved his black-hair into a buzz-cut. He wears almost all of the items Engine Enthusiasts standard uniform, consisting of a grey shirt, a blue scarf, and a brown belt with a golden buckle, the only thing he doesn't wear is a welding mask.

## Description

Gordy Golden is the leader of the Engine Enthusiasts. Near the start of the game, he holds you in his base for a ransom of 300 mags, but this is never paid. Not too long after escaping, he is killed by Beltboy & Co in order to acquire the Jerry Can.

On the Rodriguez Route, however, he is never encountered until Rodriguez & Co leave Area 1, and find themselves being chased by Gordy, who is standing on top of a car.

## Personality

Gordy Golden is a car-lover, like every other Engine Enthusiast. He is shown to be an ambitious man, as he wants to be on the the list as a warlord, and presumably intends to reach an even higher ranking than Lardy Hernandez. He also cares about his employee's well-being greatly, as he attacks you for harming Dixon Bismuth in the Rodriguez Route, he also opts to simply bar the Joy Mutant Eddy Lead up inside of a room instead of killing him. He also doesn't seem to be that much of a pervert even by the standards of Olathe, as he considers being a warlord and having a lot of cars to be more important than having the girl. However, this might only be due to the fact that he and his men are more sexually attracted to cars than women, as hinted by the stack of anthropomorphized car magazines you find in one of the E.E rooms. It is further supported by Gordy's death quote, and Eddy Lead's position on the car.

## Location

* He is found at the exit of the Engine Enthusiast's Base, in his own room.

## Notes

* If Pain Mode is active, he will be fought alongside Shane Steel.
* His stats are lower in the Rodriguez route to balance out your lower level.

## Trivia

* Gordy Golden was the former manager of Olathe's DMV before the flash, and the Majority of the Engine Enthusiast's once worked for the DMV and still work for him now.
Bub "Bubbles" Bubster

## Description

Bubbles was a member of the Kegger Krew, but became a Mutant prior to the arrival of Beltboy and his cohort's arrival. It's head has grown in size, although its hat still remains secure on its head. What were once its arms have sunken into it's body mass. It is also covered in the alcohol from the vat it hides in, giving it it's weakness to fire.

## Strategy

* Bubbles can be an annoying enemy to deal with, due to him regularly using Taste and Yell, as well as having respectable damage-dealing abilities, and a slightly above average chance of using Fatal Chomp, so you should make sure that Lanks has items that enhance his SATK stat, and that you use firebombs if you have any, and you can get them in a secret room in the barrel tower in the Kegger Krew Brewery, located by dash-jumping off the far left of the third wooden platform from below.

## Locations

* Area 2, in a the first Barrel area in the vat on the far right.

## Trivia

* It's name refers to the bubbles in a mug of beer
* Bubbles full name name is Bub Bubster. Source.
* Bubbles achieved his mutation through a combination of liver poisoning and drowning in the alcohol vat. Source 2.
Furious Bull 856

## Description

(WWW) The bull has seen red. Go ballistic.

## Notes

* The status effect "Seen Red" enables Clyde to attack twice in a row, doubles his defense, and gives him a 10% chance to land a critical hit, alongside giving him a 25% chance of counter attacking, because of it's effects, it is recommended to use Twin Birds to apply taunt beforehand.
Dr. Tolbin

**Sex** | Male

"*...I've failed. They're all gone. Yado is going to kill me. We had a plant, or something... he helped them escape. Half of them were shot down, but that thing is still in the basement... I'm not going to end up like that.*"
―Dr. TOLBIN'S PERSONAL NOTES:
## Description

Dr. Tolbin, by the time that Beltboy reaches him in the Joy Labs, is dead. Not that much is known about him, although it can be inferred that he was a Sports Lover, given how he has a Signed Sports Helmet in his room, It is implied that he was intentionally killed by Five and the other women upon their escape from the Joy Lab.

## Locations

* Area 4, in the same room as the Signed Sports Helmet
Ivan Yerkinov

"*You know, I figured it'd go a little something like this.*"
―Ivan Yerkinov's last words.
## Description

Ivan Yerkinov is a member of the Lovelies. He is presumably of Slavic or Eastern European descent, as his last name indicates. He wears the typical hood-hat combo that most lovelies wear, as well as two red shoulder pads with bloodied spikes and a brown belt with a golden buckle. He appears to have some sort of puncture wound in his chest from the convoy crash, as his chest and hand are extremely bloodied compared to the rest of his body.

## Location

* Area 4, after the Lovelies Convoy crashes, fought alongside Oliver Clozov and Hugh Janus.
	+ If Lanks took enough joy to mutate, or the player is on the Rodriguez Route, they will not appear.

## Trivia

* His name is an innuendo/play on words on "I've been jerking off", another term of masturbating.
Jacques Ohff

"*I got my minute in the limelight, and that's all that matters...*"
―Jacques Ohff, satisfied that he got some attention.

## Description

Jacques Ohff is a member of The Lovelies. He wears the usual hood-hat combo that is seen on many other Lovelies, as well as a brown belt with a golden buckle. Like Biggie Cummings, he holds a knife, albeit a much smaller one. He stands in a bizarre position, with his back arched inward and his chest facing the sky, giving him the appearance that he is in the middle of a pelvic thrust.

He stands guard at the Lovelies' camp in Area 2, but is knocked out of the way by Cyclops as Beltboy and co. make their escape. Due to never being seen again, it can be assumed that this killed him. If the player is playing on the Rodriguez Route, he is instead seen in Area 3.5, where he ambushes Beltboy and Cyclops alongside his fellow knife-wielding Lovely Wayne King. He still doesn't survive, but he is satisfied that he could finally get his moment to shine.

## Locations

* Area 2, standing guard at a Lovely Camp
* Area 3.5, setting up an ambush with Wayne King

## Trivia

* His name is an Innuendo on "Jack Off", another slang for the masturbatory action.
Flying Snake

## Description

There's only one of this enemy in the entire game, and it's not that big of a threat, so it's just a road bump, with the only thing you should watch out for are it's decent agility, respectable attack, and ability to inflict Deep Poison.

## Trivia

* This enemy was originally going to be in Lisa: The Painful as can be seen from its kickstarter page but was cut from the game. It can also be found in Lisa: The Painful's concept sprites page along with a green flying snake.
-ass equipment

-ass equipment are items that while buffing a character by much, may also give them a big downside like reducing their states by a mile or locking some skills. Each character has an -ass equipment. A way to tell what's an -ass equipment is the fact that it has "ass" in the name and it says in the item's description

 Yogurt | Weakass Scroll | Increases his agility and luck, gives him two turns and doubles his EXP Gain, but decreases his other stats including health and SP making him weaker and making him have to use his horse and bear stances more
Gar Strings

* Gar Strings
* Reflection

"*Star light, star bright, The first stare I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might, Have the wish I wish tonight.*"
―Gar Strings, upon being killed.

## Appearance

Gar Strings is the leader of seamen, he is a pale male who lacks nostrils like the rest of the seamen, who has sharp crooked teeth, a set of bandages over his eyes, and wears a torn-up shirt, that has its sleeves as the most intact part of it.

## Description

**Gar Strings** is the leader of seamen that appeared in the deepest caverns of Area 3.5. He is a cultist that tried to awaken his gods, who are known as The Masters. He attacked Beltboy and the gang in order to get more sacrificial pawns and finally fulfills his mystic quest. That, and he was a bit insulted by how Beltboy told him to stop goofing around because there's a woman.

## Notes

* On the fifth turn of the battle, Sammon Much will join the fray to assist his superior.

## Trivia

* Gar Strings' defeat quote is a reference to an American Nursery Rhyme named Star Light, Star Bright, and also one to musician Madonna's single Lucky Star.
* Gar Strings' name comes from the gar fish, which are often referred to as living fossils, animals who have very primitive anatomy that have not changed much through the millions of years they have been alive.
Biggie Cummings

"*Meet the next king of the underworld you sad sack of shit.*"
―Biggie "King of the Underworld" Cummings, insulting the player upon being defeated.

## Description

Biggie Cummings is a large, gluttonous member of the Lovelies. He wears a hood that has two shoulder pads pinned to it and a face obscuring heart-mask as all of the Lovelies do. He also carries a rather large knife that appears small in his hands due to his size.

He first appears in Area 1, during the Lovelies' "party." Shortly afterwards, he is seen in Area 2, camping out with Craig Fuchs, Wang Phatt, Ross Crodam, and Jacques Ohff. He later shows up in Area 3, during the raid on the Sportsdome. He last appears in Area 4, alongside Richie Headsman and Ludd Blaster, camping out yet again. If the player took the Rodriguez Route, he and his friends will instead appear in Area 4 ALT, seeking out the Snow Cannon in Shiver City.

## Locations

* Area 1, at the Lovelies "Party"
* Area 2, in the Lovely Camp
* Area 3, at the Sportsdome during the Lovelies raid
* Area 4, camping out with and fought alongside Ludd Blaster and Richie Headsman
* Area 4 ALT, seeking out the Snow Cannon, fought alongside Ludd Blaster, Richie Headsman, and the Snow Cannon

## Trivia

* Biggie Cummings name is an innuendo on the word Cum, a slang for ejaculation and semen.
* Biggie Cummings and Ludd Blaster are among the few Lovelies seen in (almost) every area in Hopeful, with Biggie appearing in all areas except for Area 3.5. The only other Lovelies who possesses a presence like that are Wang Phatt and Hart, who appears in one less area than Biggie and Ludd.
Coley Chubb

"*The tide grows low...*"
―Coley Chubb, upon being defeated

## Description

Coley Chubb is a seaman and a member of Gar Strings' cult. Unlike any other seamen we see, Coley has the unique ability to use a special kind of finger beams, and is quite possibly the only enemy capable of doing so. He possesses relatively round cheeks on his bean-shaped head and has a slimmer physique and better posture than his fellow companion, Angel d'Ace.

## Location

* Area 3.5, standing next to a couple of children's drawings alongside Angel d'Ace, blocking the way to the lucky feather.

## Trivia

* Coley Chubb is named after chubs, which refer to a number of ray-finned fish across several different families and genera.
* Coley is the only character in the game to use finger beams.
"Leg Boy"

"*You look like you can take a lot of pain...*"
―"Leg Boy", upon being interacted with.

 **Sex** | Male

## Description

"Leg Boy" is a minor NPC who is responsible for activating Pain Mode. He wears a red football helmet with a gray and gold stripe and a blue sleeved jacket. Despite his ironic nickname, "Leg Boy" possesses no legs whatsoever; in fact, his entire lower body seems to have been turned into paste, the only distinguishable features being his arm and head. It is unknown how this happened to him, nor is it known how he is still alive.

He mysteriously disappears after the Engine Enthusiasts raid, possibly having been taken by The Lovelies.

## Locations

* Area 1, directly to the right of where Beltboy, Lanks, and Cyclops discuss how to get gasoline.

## Trivia

* Leg Boy is an edit of the corpse sprite of an unnamed member of Bolo Bugaughtiichi's gang.
Barry McDikkin

* Barry McDikkin
* Barry

## Description

Barry McDikkin is a caucasian male and a member of the Lovelies. He has curly blonde hair, covered by a white-and-green netted baseball cap with ineligible text printed on it. Unlike most lovelies, he opts to go topless, the only thing covering his chest being the leather strap connected to his belt that is presumably keeping his shoulder pad on. He is one of the select four to be brought with Hart for the girl.

When Barry mutates, his entire body besides his arms grows in size, swelling up horribly. The most bizarre feature of his mutated form is his jaw, which extends outwards in a horrific manner.

## Trivia

* His name is an innuendo on "Bury My Dick in" which refers to the act of deep penetration during intercourse.
* Barry is one of the 7 lovelies with visible hair, the others being Awan Afuqya, Ludd Blaster, Craig Fuchs, Benjamin Dover, Justin Heras, and Buster Cherry.
	+ Of the 7, he is the only one with blonde hair.
Ken Pound

## Description

Ken Pound is a bald, overweight Caucasian male. He has a bizarre face on his oddly shaped head, consisting of two small, beady eyes, a large red nose, a mustache, and big red lips. He wears a comically tiny hat with a purple sash and nothing else.

Ken Pound is first encountered outside of Area 1, being deep in thought near a cliff. Handing him the Trading Cards from Wade White (or Ian "Ian" Iron on the Rodriguez Route) will give the player the Pink Candy, which can be given to Reginald to recruit him.

He is later encountered in Area 3 as a member of Team Puce, alongside Wade White and Slick Geeseman.

## Locations

* Area 1, near a cliff outside the first cave you enter
* Area 3, in the Sportsdome

## Trivia

* Despite his use of Joy, he is never seen turning into a Joy Mutant on screen. It's possible, however, that he mutates off-screen.
* Due to a slight oversight, Ken Pound's Heaven's Fist is unusable, as it uses a different version of the Joyed status than the one he inflicts himself with.
Hans Rüber

## Description

Hans is a relatively small Joy Mutant, exclusive to Pain Mode. His left arm has grown to gigantic proportions while his right has appeared to atrophy, giving him a comical appearance. His legs have contorted into an awkward position, likely causing him to become unable to stand, resulting in him lying on the floor.

## Locations

* Area 3, in the room past the Joy Mutant cages (Pain Mode)

## Trivia

* Hans full name is Hans Rüber, and he was a ex-member of the Sportsters as well as a rival to Babe. Source.
* Hans' name is a reference to John Bernard "Hans" Lobert, a famous baseball player.
* Hans' name is also a pun on his physical appearance, as he has one gigantic hand.
Dillon Doe

"*Mama always said I filled her with happiness... now look at her poor boy...*"
―Dillon Doe's somewhat saddening last words.

## Description

Dillon Doe is a member of the Lovelies. He is a relatively large and well-built fellow, possessing a metal bat with what looks to be partially dried blood, most likely from a victim of his. He wears a red and white hat with a symbol on it and wears his piece of clothing, most likely a shawl or hood of some kind, partially over his face. Dillon appears to have been a good boy before the flash who had a relatively positive relationship with his mother, as he sentimentally remarks on a memory of her, and also voices what appears to be his regrets for his current self upon being killed, leading one to wonder what he was like before he joined the Lovelies.

## Locations

* Area 3.5, when Lanks gets kidnapped by the Lovelies (Rodriguez Route)
* Area 4, at a campsite alongside Justin Heras, Graven Morhead, and Jason Boosee.

## Trivia

* His event file in the scene where Lanks is kidnapped by the Lovelies is labeled ev016eaton, meaning that Eaton Beiver was supposed to be in his place. It is unknown why this was changed.
* His name is an innuendo on Dildo.
* Due to his walk sprites being arranged incorrectly, Dillon moonwalks when he moves. This can only be seen in the Rodriguez Route during Lanks' capture.
Season 1

**Season 1** of Fairest Of The Mall consists of 10 episodes.

The season premiered on September 25, 2016.

And the season ended on Feburary 4, 2017. The Season Finale made fans annoyed because it left the viewers on a slight cliff hanger.

On May 11th 2017, it was announced by the lead star, Kaylee Lodge, in a live interview that Fairest of The Mall has been renewed for a second season since March 4 2017.

Later that day the director of the show, Tasha Blarw, announced that September 2nd 2017, will be the premiere date of the second season.

Production for Season Two started May 14, 2017.

## Plot of Whole Show

Gwen just got her first job at the mall. And every day of work is always an adventure!!!!! I think it'll be easy with your annoying stepsister Rachel by her side!!!!

## Episodes

* Episode 1: Pilot
* Episode 2: Lockdown
* Episode 3: Don't Be Late
* Episode 4: Black Friday
* Episode 5: Merry of The Mall
* Episode 6: Just Dance
* Episode 7: The Ticket
* Episode 8: The "66"
* Episode 9: Fired
* Episode 10: Be My Valentine
Ashley Hike

"*Fuuuuck this!*"
―Ashley Hike, retreating from battle.
* The Sports King battle
* Rodriguez Route

## Description

**Ashley Hike** is a member of the Sportsters. He has tanned skin and wears a red football helmet with white lines that is modified to use a metal faceguard in place of a regular visor, a red and white jersey with metal shoulderpads and brown gloves. His attire is also covered in grime, which is possibly the bile of Joy Mutants in order to make them recognize him as one of their own. He is assumed to be The Sports King's protege due to taking orders directly from him.

On the Rodriguez Route, he and four other Sportsters are jumped and defeated by Rodriguez and his crew instead.

## Locations

* Area 3,
	+ in the restricted sports area, conversing about the girl's escape with Larry Balls and Terry Tackles
		- fought alongside Hussein Volt, Francois Gaul, Larry Balls, and Terry Tackles (Rodriguez Route)
	+ fought alongside The Sports King and Babe "The Tooth" Ruthless (Normal Routes)
Badass Bands

## Description

These heavy wristbands make you look like a badass, but don't expect to do anything but slap.

## Locations

Area 3, Sold by the sportsdome merchant

Area 3.5, Sold by Reginald (Rodriguez route)

## Notes

* The gimmick of this weapon is that it transforms Lanks from a support character, into a damage dealer, with a increased chance of critical hits, as well as dealing bleeding, but it disables his ability to use his support skills, so you shouldn't use these if you are low on items.
* <auto state : 12 (rage)>
* These are the only -ass items capable of being sold, but fortunately, you can buy multiple amounts of them as long as you have enough mags.
Dumbass Horns

## Description

A pair of messed up horns that are dangerous to wear. You feel your mind melting away.

## Notes

* The gimmick of these weapons is that they enhance Cyclop's ability to tank hits by inflicting him with the Melting Status, giving him a constant source of TP, as well as giving him a 70% chance at counterattacking, and a 50% chance at reflecting magic, as well as a 20% chance of unleashing a critical hit, it is recommended that you only equip these before a battle and unequip them after, as you will still take damage on the overworld.
* <auto state : 25 (Melting)>
Giles Gourami

"*You'll find your place beneath the waves!*"
―Giles Gourami, upon being defeated

## Description

Giles Gourami is a strange member of Gar Strings' cult. He has a twisted-looking body with strange, wart-like lumps on his head, eyes which appear to have popped out of their sockets, and green whiskers. He also wears a shirt which covers his whole body, a trait that no other (seen) seaman has.

## Location

* Area 3.5, on the way to the Corpulent Figure and Mining Charges. He is assisted by two Fish?.

## Trivia

* Giles Gourami's long whiskers are likely based on the long, whisker-like appendages that the gourami fish he is named after possess in place of pelvic fins.
* His HP value is a reference to 69, a well-known sex position that has become a meme on the internet.
* Giles Gourami is slightly less resistant to fire attacks than the other seamen.
Edgar Concrete

## Description

Edgar Concrete is a member of the Engine Enthusiasts. He wears the standard welding mask and wears a large, somewhat dirty orange poncho. One can assume that he is a coward, as he tends to spend the battle apologizing to Beltboy and co. rather than fighting, likely because he dropped his cinderblock.

## Location

* Area 1, in the Engine Enthusiast's Base, dropping cinderblocks.
	+ fought alongside Trey Stone.

## Trivia

* Edgar Concrete is named after concrete, which is a mixture of water, aggregates, and cement.
Jano Rassoul

* First Form
* Second Form

"*Your fucking obsession is abnormal.*"
― Jano Rassoul
**Jano Rassoul** is an optional boss that appears in Reginald's cave shop in Area 3. He can only be encountered if the player is in pain mode, has already recruited Reginald, and already consumed 3 joy or more.

## Description

Jano Rassoul is a young man of Hispanic descent who has a chubby build, black hair, thin eyebrows, squinting eyes, a round, upturned nose, a small frown upon his face, and a dark gray shawl.

In his second form, he grows two sets of wings, (the second is obscured by his front wings), a halo, and a third eye on his forehead, giving him an angelic appearance.

## Explanation of Jano Rassoul

* Jano Rassoul's potentially confusing existence in this game is explained in this story; Jano Rassoul is based off a classmate and former friend of the same name of Cory Baxter Jr. (A member of the Lisa fan-community who composed Jano's unique battle theme). who was notable for having played the character Roberto in A Familia Mata, a Portuguese sitcom. After a now-infamous crank call by Cory, Jano Rassoul became a community in-joke that is not meant to be explained by outsiders, in the same manner as the titular group from the novel, Fight Club.

## Notes

* His second form is weak to abusive elemental attack, which means that the player can exploit it by using Reginald's businessman buster. However, there is no feasible way to level Reginald up to level 18 by this point in the game, rendering this tactic useless.
* "Rassouled" reduces the character's evasion by 100% and Agility by 50%.
* Interviews with Jano can be seen at Interview 1, and Interview 2.
* He has his own unique battle theme seen here

## Trivia

* His death quote is a direct quote from a response made by the real Jano to a prank call that Cory Baxter Jr. made.
Craig Fuchs

"*I thought we bashed your friend's head in, not yours. Dumbass.*"
―Craig Fuchs, before being fought.

## Description

Craig Fuchs is one of the Lovelies. His appearance is rather distinct, as his mask is considerably bloodied and dirty, his hands are covered in blood, and his hair is disheveled, giving him a feral appearance. Unlike what is standard for most Lovelies, he does not have a hood, and instead opts to wear a poncho, much like his fellow Lovelies Eaton Beiver and Lex Ryder. He is responsible for raping Lanks in the non-Rodriguez routes and attempts to do the same to Beltboy, but he is easily defeated, even with Benny being unarmed. He also comes close to raping Lanks in the Rodriguez route, but ends up getting interrupted by the arrival of Beltboy and Cyclops.

## Locations

* Area 1, when Rodriguez is decapitated.
* In the Lovely Cargo, where he rapes Lanks and attempts to rape Beltboy.
* Area 4, during the convoy section (Rodriguez Route)

## Notes

* This battle can't be fought with regular attacks. Beltboy can either Struggle, Bite or Cry.
* Even if you were to hack the game to disable the switch that removes the aftermath scenario in every battle, you wouldn't gain anything from it, as Craig gives out 0 EXP 0 Mags and no items whatsoever.
* This battle cannot be lost, as it will continue even if the player deliberately has Beltboy reach 0 HP.

## Trivia

* His last name is a innuendo on the word "Fucks" which refers to sexual intercourse.
* Craig Fuchs, alongside fellow lovelies Wayne King, Eaton Beiver, and Awan Afuqya, are the only lovelies that do not wear a blue, red, or green colored garment on them.
* Craig is one of the 7 lovelies with visible hair, the others being Awan Afuqya, Ludd Blaster, Benjamin Dover, Barry McDikkin, Justin Heras, and Buster Cherry.
Allen Aluminnyum

"*Last of the fucking Engine Enthusiasts... I can't believe this shit.*"
―Allen Aluminnyum, distraught at his situation

## Description

Allen Aluminnyum is a member of the Engine Enthusiasts. He wears the standard uniform, consisting of a welder mask, a grey shirt, a blue scarf, and a brown belt. He has black hair which has been swept back. He is a member of Team Taupe, which is composed out of him and the only other remaining members of the Engine Enthusiasts, Dixon Bismuth and Nico Nickels.

## Location

* Area 3,
	+ in one of the team rooms of the Sportsdome
	+ in the first match, fought alongside Dixon Bismuth and Nico Nickels.

## Trivia

* Allen Alumminyum is named after aluminum, atomic number 13 on the periodic table.
* His last name is a pun on how some pronounce Aluminum as al-u-min-nyum rather than al-u-minn-um.
"Two Thumbs Up" Bob

## Description

"Two Thumbs Up" Bob, is another cool looking motherfucker. He hates professional wrestling, and engaged in a war between wrestling fans and wrestling haters, which costed him his left arm, as well as presumably his right eye (which has a scar over it). He has red hair, and wears a single shoulderpad which is attached with a brown leather strap.

He is a member of team Prussian Blue, composed out of his companions Tanner Texas and Rufus Burger.

## Locations

* Area 3, various spots around and in the Sportsdome
Corny

"*Here, take this. It'll make things much, much more interesting...*"
―Corny, before mutating.

## Description

**Corny** was a former Joy Dealer who, in a fit of irony, turned into a Joy Mutant himself,

Corny is a relatively benign looking joy mutant, it's entire body has grown to massive proportions, leaving it far more mobile than other joy mutants, it's arms have changed into a flexible noodle-like state, it's head has been twisted backwards, and it's face has changed in a amusing manner, as it's eyes haven't grown at all, while it's nose and mouth have grown in size.

Despite it's amusing appearance, it is not to be taken lightly, as it has the ability to joy itself and increase it's defense and special defense.

## Location

* He appears at the ledge in Area 1 after getting the gasoline in the normal route.

## Notes

* If you speak to him before he mutates, he'll give you one joy pill.

## Trivia

* The word "Corny" means trite, banal, or mawkishly sentimental.
* Corny's name and appearance (Wearing a Poncho over his head) is a reference to Cornholio, the alternate form of Beavis of Beavis and Butthead that is achieved whenever he consumes enough caffeine to send him into a manic frenzy who also wears his shirt over his head.
* Corny resembles an unused party member from Lisa the Painful, although this is a coincidence.
* Corny achieved his mutation at the hands of the Lovelies. Source.
Artie Choke

"*Good deal, right...? Heh...*"
―Artie Choke, after japing Beltboy.

## Description

Artie Choke is a shirtless man with messy hair. He lives in a cave, and tries to trick Beltboy & Co. into giving him 30 mags by claiming there's something in a chest just past him. The chest is locked, but one can open it with the Simple Keys found in the Engine Enthusiast's base. If you do not care about recruiting Reginald or do not plan on doing the Rodriguez route, you can simply fight him and get the keys for the chest later, saving you 30 mags.

## Notes

* If you tell him it's a good jape with the Boomerang in your inventory, you can give it to him and he'll give you the Toolbox in return.
* Interacting with him after he gives you the Toolbox can initiate his fight, if you want to get more EXP.
* Automatically afflicted with Stink at the start of battle.

## Trivia

* Artie Choke's name is a pun on Artichokes.
Businessman Buster

## Description

Drop from the sky like an insane koala and terrify your foe.

## Notes

* This is Reginald's strongest attack, doing very high damage on par with Cyclops and both stuns and makes the enemy weaker. But this skill costs a whopping 100 TP, meaning it's gonna take a while for Reginald to use it, if he even can get to level 18 and use it before the battle is over.
* This attack is Jano Rassoul's biggest weakness, as he is weak to the abusive element
Awan Afuqya

"*Well this is depressing. Maybe these frosty guys are onto something with the whole 'numb to everything' thing.*"
―Awan Afuqya, rethinking his decisions.

## Description

Awan Afuqya is a member of the Lovelies. He wears a thick jacket but opts to go without a shirt, revealing his thoracic and abdominal regions. He possesses shoulder length brown hair which can be seen poking out from behind his mask.

## Location

* Area 4 ALT, in front of the Bar, alongside his fellow Lovely Lex Ryder.

## Notes

* Despite the fact that Lex is the one that mentions having a gun, Awan is the one that drops it.

## Trivia

* His name is a corruption of "I wanna fuck ya"
* Awan Afuqya, alongside fellow lovelies Wayne King, Eaton Beiver, and Craig Fuchs, are the only lovelies that do not wear a blue, red, or green colored garment on them.
	+ While Benjamin Dover technically does not wear any colored garment, he does have blue tattoos.
* Awan is one of the 7 lovelies with visible hair, the others being Ludd Blaster, Craig Fuchs, Benjamin Dover, Barry McDikkin, Justin Heras, and Buster Cherry.
	+ Of the 7, he is the only one with brown hair.
Helping Hand

## Description

Offer a friendly hand for support. Cures Bleeding, Fallen, Stun, Burning, Paralysis and Crying.

## Notes

* This move was originally named Bandaid, but it was renamed as it was to specific of a description, it also cures broken, despite that not being in the description
* Lanks will lose this move once he is alone.
Barrel Bro

* Barrel Bro (Gun)
* Barrel Bro (Club)

## Appearance

The Barrel Bros are a series of identical men who, as their name suggests, ride in bright red Barrels, there are two variations, one with a gun, and one with a club.

## Description

A early-game enemy encountered in the Engine Enthusiast's Base, you should kill them for the EXP they provide, providing you with a wider moveset.
Grope

## Notes

* This is easily the most common move in the game, as it is used by a total of 22 enemies.
* <Motion Action = 5>

## Users

* Shadowy Figure
* Horndog
* Craig Fuchs
* Iggy Eggson
* Bug Clayton
* Unhuman Figure
* Spooky Figure
* Creep
* Reginald
* Hans
* Horrific Figure (Basic)
* Jacques Ohff
* Benjamin Dover
* Justin Heras
* Biggie Cummings
* Isaac Cox
* Ross Crodam
* Hugh Janus
* Ivan Yerkinov
* Sawyer Snatch
* Papa Woods
* Buster Cherry
Creep

* Area 3 Caves
* Joy Labs

## Description

Another returning enemy from Lisa the Painful, unlike the Shadowy Figures, they have received an increase in their stats, and have lost their Taste move, but now have 2 extra attacks instead of a single damaging move (Scratch), the only moves they retain from the original are scratch and grope, they are primarily encountered in the Joy Lab, although one is encountered in Area 3, guarding the Camo Shawl for Lanks.

## Locations

* Area 3, after picking up the Camo Shawl
* Area 4, all over the Joy Labs.