Sheniqua

**Sheniqua Harry Figglebottoms** is the third and formidable final member of the *Dumpster Divas*. She's a country girl at heart, with a knack for makeup and overly-long and abrasive cellphone chats. When she's not searching Walmart for the newest line of chocolate-scented lip-balms, she enjoys hanging out with her long-time friends, Mya Bahnlow and Maurice Jenkins. Though most of that time she's also glued to her cellphone as well. She couldn't even stay off of it at Uncle Gerkin's funeral, since she was trying to win a giveaway scam from one of her favorite internet personalities. She can be quite rowdy at times, and it gets on Mya and Maurice's nerves but at the end of the day, they still love her all the same. Or at least they pretend to.

## Sheniqua H. Figglebottoms

### Relatives

* Samantha
* Juilee
* Mogua
* Uncle Gerkin
* Mya, Maurice, Tentill, Hair Scorpion, Hoargy and the forgotten Myas as very distant cousins

## Life

Sheniqua once messed around with the Mya Household's Thanksgiving turkey in 2020, when filming one of her special holiday-themed OnlyFans videos. It was on the day of the dinner, and Bungalo, Botswana, Botswana Sr., Grandma Mya, Mya Jr., Austin, Juilee, Samantha, and Donald Trump were all invited over to join in the bountiful harvest. Tentill was also invited, although she promptly declined. It was when time to feast, Maurice went to get out the turkey, however, that's where everything went wrong. She was confused to see that it was completely missing! It was then that lots of commotion could be heard from upstairs, which was too loud to ignore. Sounds included loud banging, the splashing of water, and a car engine revving up. Mya was absolutely starving after her snack of 4 cheeseburgers from an hour ago, and got up to see why it was taking so long to get that delectable slab of meat out and onto their plates. Maurice told her that the turkey had somehow disappeared, with the sounds of the upstairs toilet clogging and overflowing in the background. It was then that Mya's nefarious nose picked up on a particular scent. Following it brought her into many different directions until she reached the oven that the turkey was once held in. After she did several succulent sniffs, she finally recognized the scent as... Sheniqua? She had Sheniqua's scent ingrained in her nostrils after that one summer night where they lost air-conditioning in the RV. "I think Sheniqua must've done something with that turkey!" Mya exclaimed, the sounds of a plunger echoing throughout the house. She could not except that the dirty duchess had ruined that year's Thanksgiving feast. So she decided to head to the source of all the racket, and demanded to know what happened with that damn bird. As she was heading up the stairs to her demise, she paused when she heard an unfamiliar voice emanating from Sheniqua's room, followed by "How are you supposed to use gravy if I can't find it anywhere?" Now, Sheniqua bringing in the billionth rando from the streets wasn't anything new... but at the expense of Mya's favorite food-themed event of the year? Mya was furious and slammed her fists against the bedroom door causing the most aggressive knocking ever heard - though it was almost drowned-out by the sounds of a foghorn and a lion roaring. She knew she wouldn't be heard over all these sounds, so she got Botswana Sr. to come up and help. She smashed the door to pieces with just her finger, letting all see the unflattering sights that were behind that door. Mya gasped as she saw Sheniqua, a half eaten turkey, and some fat ingrate she didn't recognize. "*What the hell are you doing!?*" Mya screamed. The greasy fatso on the left was looking around nervously as if he were trying to look for an exit. "*W-why the hell are you in here anyways?*" Sheniqua yelped back. After a stern talking-to from Mya and a fist-curling from Botswana Sr., the turkey was thrown out and Sheniqua would never mess with one of their seasonal dinners ever again. As for the obese beer-water bean enjoyer, well, he at some point disappeared from the scene without a trace... well, except for the giant Fat Braden-shaped hole where a window once was.

Sheniqua is a fine collector of a certain kind of toy. She has at least 503 different kinds of them, all of varying shapes and sizes. Some of them she has gotten before they were even released to the public. Some of them are in shapes that don't even exist, or move in impossible ways. One of her most famous ones is the size of a giant tree, including the many splitting branches. Nobody knows how she even obtained this, let alone how she even got it inside of the house. Mya once found one on the living room couch that used government technology not meant for public consumption until 2050.

## Notes & Trivia

* Donut Holes are one of Sheniqua's favorite foods. It is nigh unlikely that you won't find at least one container of them in the Mya household.
	+ Only second to them are those large, chocolatey eclairs. She just loves to wrap her mouth around one, and get that sweet burst of cream.
* Once after a wave of severe budget-cuts, the Mya Family had to endure Sheniqua herself as the Easter Bunny that year. It was as unsuccessful as you could imagine - she couldn't hold her in nastiness in front of the kids, got distracted and picked up the eggs from the Easter Egg hunt, and even broke one of the kids' baskets.