Cactus man

Cactus man he may sound like some average Joe maybe a bit special but not much but cactus man is one of the most powerful beings in all of the planet scroll universe.

Cactus man is sadly the last Living member of his species the cactusmin We're species of humanoids With skin That can range from the colors of green brown red white gray and black but the most obvious part of them is the cactus growing on their head the cactus can variegate and species but the most common are spheroid cactuses and more longer cylinder shaped cactuses the species lived in the cactus desert located on the continent of kaz they were made in the image of the main god of this universe Stewart one dark day their enemies from across the sea at the time the great Empire of shmebulock attacked.

After shmebulock attacked it started the the cactus desert shmebulock warthis war raged on for 4 years the specifics of the war are talked about another page for it is very important and big war in this universe but the part that we need to talk about is the Great Purge a being known as the forbidden one the dark face demon god of the Void death pain darkness and evil itself it wants nothing more than the world to devise into endless pain and chaos a true hell on scroll the Forbidden one guided the shmebulockish emperor to use a sample of its dark power this wiped out the entirety of the cactusmin race Stewart at the time was busy dealing with Cthulhu and was blindsided by the death of his favorite creations.

When he arrived back to check on the planet and it's inhabitants he found himself horrified by the genocide of the cactusmin but there is a sliver of hope in the ashes of barrel city one one cactusmin survived this was who we now know today as cactus man his old name was forgotten so he gave him self a new name Cactus man for his last Cactusmin and the last cactus man so cactus man creative am I right.

The last Cactusmin cactus man was blessed by Stewart with the powers of a demagogue with abilities such as super strength super speed flight endurance extremely thick skin enhanced intelligence wisdom and 10 cylinder shaped cactus needles allegedly from Steward himself with these needles he can use blasts of energy fire them forward like missiles and so much more as well as going into speeds that are almost 10 times the speed of sound or mach 10 for the technical term Cactusman was also given quick regeneration abilities and immortality he is currently 428 years old and stands at 6.5 feet tall.

His colleagues are shi or sword women chompy the four sausages the nukey family and on occasion Natasha together they stopped the great nuke War before it even began and the great Armageddon nuke they defeated the L of soron And overthrew him out of office they tracked down and finally put an end to the Demonic serial killer mangle and even stopped the grinning demons crime syndicate and killed Smile cactus man himself once said “I was put here for a reason which is to make the world a better place same with my colleagues here I have done my job and I will continue to do it”.

The cactus desert the original homeland of the cactus men with no native species you would think that it would have been absorbed into its neighboring countries like orcis wolf land Amazonia the red circles the people's republic of the furries or youcan'tgohereia but the Cactus desert is still a dependent Nation this is because of its Refugee population and Cactus man who considers every square inch of the cactus desert sacred and threatens any other nation that wants to invade this has happened five times the first time was when youcan'tgohereia attempted to invade the Cactus desert around 1715 but cactus man took on the entire Army and defended the cactus desert the second time happened when Amazonia tried to expand their Nation cactus man took them on but it was less of a war and more of a battle for he took out all of their army in one fight the third time was when the Republic of the furries was setting up outposts on the Cactus desert land it never turned into a war but they hastily had to remove all of their equipment and sign of them ever being there out of the cactus desert the 4th and 5th time happen because of orcis the Orcs living there attempted to invade the cactus desert was this war known as the first and second orc and Cactus War no recent attempts have been made against the cactus desert since But the cactus desert is still facing some issues including terrorists and the massive decline in their economy but this will be talked about more in detail on the cactus desert page.