Mixopolis Football Association

Logo as seen on the jerseys

The Mixopolis football association (MFA) is the governing body of Mixopolan football, It's first founding was in 1946 when after a committee led by the Kanto FA decided to create a peninsula wide national team experiment. In 1954 this was reformed into "The Peoples Republic of Mixopolis Football Association (MPRFA)", but in the summer of 1992, the Pokémon Islands FA (PIFA) and Septem FA (SFA) split off due to their retrospective countries declaring independence. Until December 1, 2020, when the MPRFA, PIFA, and SFA were merged into the MFA we know today.

## 1. Pre-1954

Football had been existing in Mixopolis since about 1879 when Szeraioacz XI (Now Real Szeraioacz) was founded by British dock workers to spend free time near the port. In 1919, the chairmen of the biggest Mixopolan clubs back then held a meeting in Ārszov, Mixopolis Proper, in which is seen as the first move towards a true unified Mixopolan football association, but in 1922 the Mixopolan Confederation was disbanded, starting the 2nd dark age of Mixopolis commonly referred to as "The Unknown". After WWII in 1945, a new meeting was held in Pallet Town, Kanto, Pokémon Islands, led by the then chairman and founder of Pallet Town United "Ante Wald". Ante Wald proposed that at least for friendlies, the Mixopolan nations should all merge into one "Mega FA", but even though it was successful, their smiles were cut short... As in January, 1948, the Unovan fascist state brutally annexed the Pluralnational Republic of Paldea, thus beginning the "Great Mixopolan War", which only ended when all of the Mixopolan peninsula was occupies by the Soviet Union.

## 2. The MPR (1954-2020)

In 1954, the Peoples Republic of Mixopolis was made into a Soviet puppet and as always, the FA was reformed into the MPRFA, and changed their colors from yellow to red. The red era (1954-1992) is known as one of the vaguest moments of Mixopolan sports history, as not only did the MPRFA barley keep any public records, but the moments that did get recorded were either burned or carried out from ear to ear, so getting a concrete story of the MPRFA is impossible, but were gonna try our best none the less. One of the most well known aspect of the MPRFA was their censorship of team names and logos, examples include Real Szeraioacz having to change their name to FK Szeraioacz, Riolu Dfovok, who had to shut down due to the Unovan invasion, was not allowed to reform until 1987, allowing Serp i Molot Leninsburg to openly cheat in Mixopolan domestic competitions until 2008, and probably the most infamous of them all is that many teams from the Pokémon Islands were not allowed to play in the first division, this led to the MPRFA trials, in which 76 members were sentenced to prison for corruption. The MPRFA also helped create teams that are at the least somewhat controversial such as, CSKA Johto, Serp i Molot Leninsburg, Gnairy Reds, Punetorī Tsztekovgrad (Now Punetorī Mixhelandgrad), Dynamo Zheioaph, Arsenal Unova, and Universixhoa Kridlomeses. The biggest MPRFA scandal came in 1980, when they revoked Pallet Town United's Mixopolis cup win in favor of Serp i Molot Leninsburg, leading to players and fans protesting peacefully in front of the MPRFA headquarters in Leninsburg (Now Solitsa), in which it was quelled by the Committee of State Stability (KSD) the MPR equivalent to the KGB, leaving 174 people dead and over 2000 injured, today it's know as "The Serp i Molot Massacre". The MPRFA later in 1990 introduced a new law stating that "No Yuzhjugut (Pokémon) shall represent the MPR in qualifiers, friendlies, nor international tournaments", which started protests in what's now Cinderacegrad, Galar, which was the flame which spread into the Pokémon Islands alongside Spetem declaring independence from the MPR in 1992.

## 3. The Pokémon Islands and Septem (1992-2020)

Were gonna start with Septem, as they didn't have much to gloat about during their 28 years as an independent nation. Their best run in the world cup was when they qualified in 2006, and immediately got knocked out in the group stage. But the Pokémon Islands football history is so good, so unique, so complex, so filled to the brim, that were only gonna give you the biggest details. The Pokémon Islands Championship (PIC), is considered the holy grail of disbanded football leagues. Clubs like SK Safron, Pallet Town United, SC Hoenn, Alola United, DFK Tevý, Slavia Kalos, and Riolu Dfovok flourished. The Pokémon Islands also has the honor of having won the UEFA Euros in 2004 against Portugal in Lisbon, and Much of the Pokémon Islands national team would go on to become politicians, such as left-winger Sceptile (governor of Hoenn), Greninja (governor of Kalos (2015-2020), State Minister of the Mixopolan Confederation of the Pokémon Islands), Inteleon (governor of Galar), Infernape (governor of Sinnoh), Lucario (governor of Sinnoh (2015-2020), Prime Minister of the United Republics of Mixopolis), and most famously, the only non Yuzhjugut (Pokémon) in the team, Robert Mason Keilman (President of the Pokémon Islands (2015-2020), President of the United Republics of Mixopolis). But the PIFA also has a dark side... In 1996, the head of the PIFA Braniswav Heggsson proposed that all Yuzhjuguts (Pokémon) should be prohibited from playing for the national team as "Those dammed fools think that they can prove themselves worthy in a profitable job like this?", Braniswav Heggsson would later become president of the Pokémon Islands in 2000, after first winning the elections, then starting a protest, so that he could have an excuse to seek somewhat absolute power, and he had ties to far-right politics before he was executed in 2017 for treason. The Pokémon Islands best world cup runs were in 1998 and 2006 were they won 3rd place both times, but while qualifying in 1998, they played the MPR in Tblisī, Noombaarland, in which after Jay "Mewtwo" Goede scored the winning goal, some of the MPR fans pulled out rifles and opened fire on the crowd, becoming the biggest riot in Mixopolan sports history, which led to a certain Emmanuel Kagivar to leave the MPR and join Slavia Kalos. In 2014 da bluuhja or the blues as they were called made their last world cup appearance, in which they failed to get out of the group stage, as most of the golden generation had retired by now.

## 4. Da Yaluuvja Return (2020-)

In 2020 the MPRFA, PIFA, and SFA all merged to "recreate" the Mixopolis FA. The MFA didn't return on a high note however, as they failed to qualify for EURO 2020, but everyone knew a revolution was about to happen. In 2022 before the world cup could even kick off, FIFA president Gianna Infantino was voted out in favor of Noivern, who moved the world cup from Qatar to Mixopolis, and the nation of yellow was ready. First, the Solitsa Olympic Stadium was built, not just for the world cup, but also for the 2024 summer Olympics in Solitsa, and finally the revolution arrived, when former Alola United and Solitsa United head coach Jay "Mewtwo" Goede returned for their last qualifying rounds. He chose a 4-1-3-2 formation, and stuck in players like goalkeeper Ludicolo, Abomasnow for strongman at CB, Chespin in the attacking midfield, Zeraora and Lycanroc Dzhgovicz at the wing, and the cherry on top, a striker partnership of Cinderace and Blaziken. Mixopolis went into the final against France undefeated, and Cinderace would score the winning goal with a bicycle kick outside of the penalty area, the stadium announcers revealed the final score "1-0 Mixopolis". During the trophy ceremony Cinderace had small talk with some of Mixopolis' biggest politicians when now Prime Minister Lucario said "You've proved to the world that you're better than Messi, Ronaldo, Puskas, and Pele!", later, Lucario alongside now President Mason lifted the trophy with Cinderace to the heavens in which Arceus can finally smile to the nation he birthed, but history isn't over, and their is still more to come for da yaluuvja,