Pride Floats

Every episode of Attack of the Queerwolf! ends with the question of "Does this movie get a Pride float?". Here's where you can easily find out what the hosts and guests found Pride float-worthy (and what deservedly got community service.) Movies are listed in alphabetical order.

## **#**

**1408**

Does *1408* get a Pride float?

The float: No float, maybe walking alongside it in Daisy dukes with sparklers passing out fliers on the side

## **A**

**Alien 3**

Does *Alien 3* get a Pride float?

The float: Sigourney Weaver's shaved head, Xenomorph chest burster dildos and harnesses, SIgourney yelling at people watching the parade, and a spotlight on pregnant butches

**An American Werewolf in London**

## **B**

**The Babadook**

**Black X-Mas (a.k.a. Black Christmas [2006])**

Does *Black X-Mas* get a Pride float?

Community service: it can donate lots of money to the queer youth shelters for like when they throw their holiday meals

**Bound**

## **C**

**Carrie [1976]**

Does *Carrie* deserve a Pride float?

Pride float: Carrie's house but then all the queers at Pride get to write things on the house that they *want* to disappear and be destroyed. And then Carrie goes inside and then it literally collapses. Alternatively, try to recreate the opening because that way you get to throw tampons at the crowd. Either way, you have Carrie's one hand coming out and dragging the float along and/or handing you a tampon.

**Cruising**

## **D**

**Damien: Omen II**

**Daughters of Darkness**

**Death Becomes Her**

 **Dracula's Daughter**

Does *Dracula's Daughter* get a Pride float?

Pride float: A big-ass coffin. And everybody is in a different gown that (Zaleska) wears in the movie. Or it's got Violet Tchotchke on it. She's wearing that full, like head-to-toe covered up black, and halfway through the song she does the reveal and underneath is that dress (Zaleska) had on at the end where it's like crossed over her chest.

**Dressed to Kill**

## **F**

**The Fan [1981]**

Does *The Fan* merit a Pride float?

Pride float: (for *Never Say Never*, the musical within *The Fan*) The Pride float is just literally Lauren Bacall on a bed (from the musical), surrounded by go-go boys going like, "Hot love baby, tonight!"

**The Faculty**

**Fright Night [1985]**

Does *Fright Night* get a Pride float?

Pride float: It's too gay for just a float and should either get a circuit party or a vampire alley party

## **G**

**Ginger Snaps**

**Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed**

**The Guest**

## **H**

**Heavenly Creatures**

Does *Heavenly Creatures* deserve a Pride float?

Pride float: A whole library and girls twirling in long dresses, and then I would just put some dykes up there, just because we need some flavor. Just season it up with a whole array of lesbians, but also good books, with the lesbians handing out journals to the crowd. The base would be a bloodied brick with fountain pens.

**Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II**

**Hellraiser**

Does *Hellraiser* get a Pride float in both 1987 and 2019?

Pride float: There are vaginas hidden around it, there are chains and hooks with someone suspended consensually from them and everyone watching the parade is throwing blood at the person suspended on the float

**The Hitcher**

Does *The Hitcher* get a Pride float?

Community service: Operating the WeHo Trolley for free rides

Pride float: Rutger Hauer hitching a ride on a bunch of different floats. Sophia Bush's Ugg boots, each half of Jennifer Jason Leigh's body on one and then the other half on the other Ugg, with streamers coming out instead of blood so it's still cute. (Jennifer Jason Leigh) should be hanging, suspended between the two Ugg boots and then get slowly pulled apart as the parade continues while "Closer" plays

**High Tension (a.k.a. Haute Tension)**

Does *High Tension* get a Pride float?

Pride float: Marie holding that barbed wire thing and waving, this credenza that keeps moving back and forth across the banister, the blowjob head, it's being thrown out and there are a bunch of queer men in cowboy outfits with the concrete saw on there somewhere.

**The Hunger**

Does *The Hunger* get a Pride float?

Pride float: A 20x10 marble slab rolling down the parade. Covered in erect nipples, with just sheer white fabric blowing all over these hard nipples with some kind of opera aria screaming out. There are sexy sick people gyrating on the marble, doves flying, a wire mesh thing and like a Bauhaus guy doing pantomime as well as blood squirting with the ankh. For the cherry on top, you cast Katya as Miriam.

## **I**

**Interview With the Vampire**

Does *Interview With the Vampire* get a Pride float in 1994 and 2018?
No in 2018.

Pride float in 1994: Antonio Banderas singing "Nothing Really Matters" in that kimono with the dancing vampires

Instead of a Pride float in 2018: Hand out DVDs of *Only Lovers Left Alive*

## **J**

**Jason Goes to Hell: The FInal Friday**

**Jennifer's Body**

## **L**

**Let's Scare Jessica to Death**

**Little Shop of Horrors [1986]**

**The Lost Boys**

**The Lure**

## **N**

**A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge**

**A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors**

**Night School**

**Night Warning (a.k.a. Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker)**

## **P**

**The Perfection**

**Porno**

## **R**

**The Rage: Carrie 2**

**Rebecca [1940]**

**The Rocky Horror Picture Show**

**Rosemary's Baby [1968]**

## **S**

**Scream 2**

**Seed of Chucky**

**Silence of the Lambs**

**Single White Female**

**Sleepaway Camp**

**Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers**

**Sliver**

**The Slumber Party Massacre**

**Sorority Row**

**The Stepford Wives [1975]**

**Suspiria [2018]**

## **T**

**The Talented Mr. Ripley**

**Tales From the Hood**

**Tammy & The T-Rex**

**Teeth**

## **V**

**Vampyros Lesbos**

**Vegas in Space**

## **W**

**When A Stranger Calls Back**

**Witchboard**

**Windows**