I Am Your Host!

"**I Am Your Host!**" is the first episode of Nice Show For Weenies. It was released on February 10th, 2021 on Amino and later Feburary 13th, 2021 on Instagram.

In the episode, the kidnapped contestants form their teams and indulge in a bowling contest.

## Plot

### I Am Your Host!

Purple Pencil is the last contestant to wake up, with Bootleg Leafy helping them do so. Your Host announces their show and asks the contestants to create their own teams. Expired Candy joins forces with Monumenty, Red Ball with Green Ball, Bucket Hat with Carrot Ball, and Blockbuster with Goodwill forming a team with the latter.

### Aesthetically Pleasing

Teaming continues and Purple Pencil and Bootleg Leafy group together. Blockbuster tries (and fails) to bring Aesthetic to his team. Rather, Aesthetic enjoys Purple Pencils "aesthetic" and finds teammates for her. Monumenty and Expired Candy add Peace Logo to their bunch. Steve Japple joins Purple Pencil's team.

### Nut Busting

After much contemplation, Pin Cushion joins Blockbuster's team. Red Ball and Green ball finds Dorito and Sharpie to be on their team, and Expired Candy groups Red Ball's and his team together. Blockbuster forces Spam and Neon Cactus on his team, and Aesthetic forces Cookie on Purple Pencil's. Foam Hand, Baggy, and Wallnut. Foam Hand goes to Blockbuster, Baggy to Purple Pencil, and Wallnut to Expired Candy. Now that all of the teams have been formed, all that's left are the names.

### Let's Be Happy!!

Blockbuster eagerly names his team as "Blockbuster's Team." Aesthetic also attempts to name the team, but Bootleg Leafy insists on Aesthetic taking a step back. Aesthetic names the team "GRRR!" anyways. The remaining team argues over the name, with Red Ball dismantling the team's bickering by trying to get them to be "Happy." The teams are now complete and Your Host shows off the contest, bowling.

### BALLS

Your Host explains the contest, each contestant having one turn to knock down ten pins with each knocked down pin resulting in a point, and provides accommodations to contestants without arms. The contest begins with Peace Logo scoring eight points, Steve Japple getting a gutter ball, Pin Cushion gaining eight points, and Aesthetic striking down each pin (with the bribery of one of Cookie's chocolate chips).

### Limber

While Blockbuster limbers up, his team expresses their distain for him. Pin Cushion tries to form an alliance with Red Ball and Green Ball, but Expired Candy interrupts them. Peace Logo tells Expired Candy about Monumenty and Sharpie's measly score of five points each. Both Expired Candy and Blockbuster strike, with Blockbuster attempting to do the same for Goodwill, but he only scores seven points for him.

### The Piper

After Purple Pencil scores seven points, she asks Your Host about the score. Upon learning that their team is in last, she asks Bootleg Leafy for help. She offers the idea of letting Aesthetic bowl for the Baggy and PNG. After some bribery, it strikes out for both of them. Cookie and Outlet bowl together, with them earning eight and five points respectively. GRRR! is the first team to finish.

### Loonboon

Seeing Blockbuster's Team's optimism, Expired Candy begins to worry. Dorito tries to cheer her up, but upon learning what he wants, they decide to just score for the team, earning nine points. Both Neon Cactus and Wallnut strike, but the latter's attempt isn't enough to bring Happy safe from elimination. Expired Candy decides to use Green Ball as a bowling ball, and he strikes. All seems well until Your Host disqualifies (and kills) the two, earning Happy as the first team up for elimination.