11. DIXI: Series 3, Who Sent in the Clowns?

## Who Sent in the Clowns? - Dixi

The Nameless One causes chaos on the evening of the showcase, while shocking new evidence leads to heartbreak for one of the gang.

## Episode Transcript and Timings

Hey, guys. So Shari should be here any minute now. She's going to meet

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me with the hidden camera footage from the media room.

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Her brother got this idea from an elf, or something.

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I didn't really get that part, but the point is,

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that the Nameless One walked right into a trap.

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So after all the drama, I'm back in the play, which is pretty cool.

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Working with Ryan again.

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Not that I'm even thinking about that.

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I have lines to learn.

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And just because our characters are in love, doesn't mean that we are.

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Yeah, so I liked him, so what?

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He was really mean to Zoe,

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and he was mean to me after all that Take Back Dixi stuff.

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He is a total hypocrite.

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But he was genuinely sorry when he apologised, like he really cared.

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Surely that can't just be acting?

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If I only knew how he really feels...

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OMD, just ask him out!

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What?

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You know, "Hey, Ryan, how's it going?

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"Let's go for bubble tea."

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I can't do that.

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Why not?

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-Because I can't.

-You need to get to know him.

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Find out if you LIKE him, like him.

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Or if he's just really good at performing romantic speeches.

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He is really good at that.

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Look at me and Addie.

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We asked each other out, and I'm really glad we did.

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So the date went well?

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Yeah. It did.

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So now I know.

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I LIKE her, like her.

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Ooh! Yes!

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Eve hearts Addie!

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And it makes her face do that.

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It's so cute.

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Shut up! Shouldn't you be getting back in the spotlight?

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I'm just waiting for Shari.

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-Oh, Shari.

-Meems, we need to talk - you are not going to believe this.

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-Oh, hey.

-Oh!

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Eve, what are you doing here just popping up on people like that?

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It's called set building.

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Eve was just telling me about her date with Addie.

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Oh, the date. So you went on the date then, that's...

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-Was it good?

-Yeah, it was great.

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Great. Really?

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You sure it's not just those sugar highs that you get, you know,

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it's very easy to confuse the feelings?

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No, it was great.

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But I'll tell you later.

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What do you need to talk about?

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Who needs to talk? I don't need to talk. I should be going.

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-Wait, what about the footage?

-What footage?

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You know, from the media room.

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Of the Nameless One.

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That! Yeah...

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I haven't a chance to look at it yet.

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-Isn't that Syd's phone in your hand?

-Hmm?

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Yes, it is.

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I haven't pressed play though yet.

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You know, I think I strained my thumb.

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What's going on?

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Yeah, you're acting strange, and not the usual kind of strange.

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A strange kind of strange.

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Shari, just show us the footage.

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-No.

-Oh, come on. Give me that.

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-What is it?

-See?!

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I told you I should be going!

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Eve, I'm so sorry.

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The trap caught Addie.

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Oh, no - Eve, wait!

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Oh, Eve, please wait,

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I know it looks bad that Addie was caught in Syd's hidden camera trap

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but maybe there's an innocent explanation.

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All we have to do is confront her about what she was doing in the

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-media room.

-I'm not confronting her.

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We're just going to have a conversation.

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A civilised conversation.

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Exactly. A civilised confrontation.

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-Conversation!

-That's what I said.

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Addie, do you have a minute?

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Here, let me do the cables.

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Forget I'm here.

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Can we talk in private?

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Anything you have to say to me you can say in front of my best friend.

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What were you doing yesterday in the media room?

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What do you mean? Were you spying on me?

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Don't turn this around on me.

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It was a trap for the Nameless One.

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But I never expected to find you in it.

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Look, I'm not the Nameless One.

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I was trying to protect someone.

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-Someone close to me.

-Who?

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Someone I really respect and admire.

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-Is it me?

-Why would it be you?

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I don't know, maybe because I'm a maverick cop who doesn't play by the

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-rules?

-It was someone I didn't want to see get hurt.

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You seeing someone else?

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Stop it, Eve, you know who it is.

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I was trying to protect you.

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What?!

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You think I'm the Nameless One?

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I know you're the Nameless One, Eve.

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I found this sticking out of your bag.

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-DISTORTED

-Sound familiar?

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It's the voice of the Nameless One.

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DISTORTED OMD, it is!

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Sorry.

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That's not mine.

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Someone planted it.

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-Of course they did.

-They did!

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Why would you date me if you think I was behind all this?

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Just so you could carry on your little own investigation?

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It was because I liked you.

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-Liked?

-I could have forgiven anything.

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Helped you through whatever breakdown made you do this,

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but not if you can't be honest with me. I can't date a liar.

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And I can't date someone who doesn't trust me.

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Then, I guess we're done.

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This is a disaster.

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I can't believe Addie's the Nameless One.

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But I need to follow the evidence, don't I?

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Perry here, with Perry Presents: A Showcase Dress Rehearsal Special.

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After all the sabotage, all the attempts to shut it down,

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we are still undefeated.

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And just hours away from tonight's performance.

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Let's check in with the directors.

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Shari, I've made some dialogue tweaks.

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-You should take a look.

-Sorry, Benny...dict, can it wait?

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-I'm in the middle of something.

-What? A conversation?

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It's just, it's important.

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That's all. It's the big outpouring of love.

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Yeah, well, love took the day off.

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Eve and Addie aren't speaking.

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One of them's the Nameless One,

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and I'm trying to prove that it's Addie and not Eve, but if I do,

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it will break Eve's heart.

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No - their story can't end like this.

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We need a happy ending.

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I'll guess the actors always follow the script.

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Mimi, can we rehearse some new lines now?

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What new lines? Has the Nameless One rewritten the script again?

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-No, it's just a new speech at the end.

-Oh.

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I have waited so long, tried so many times to tell you how I feel.

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-Words are not my friend...

-Ryan, stop.

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I can't tell what's acting and what's real any more.

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We've been hot and cold, and round and round, and...

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I just have to know.

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Do you want to go for a bubble tea with me?

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I have to learn my new lines.

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Attention, everyone.

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I've just learnt we have a nest of vipers in our henhouse.

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I've received an anonymous message about all the backstage cyber

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bullying and sabotage that's plagued our production.

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And they say the smiling villain is either Addie or Eve.

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-It's not Eve. She's...

-Silencio!

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Which one of you is it?

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Speak now or face the music and dance.

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It isn't me.

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But I don't know who it is.

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-Me either.

-Very well, since you both want to cover for each other,

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you leave me no choice -

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you're both suspended,

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you won't take part in the showcase,

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and you will both receive a failing grade for the course.

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-What?!

-I've got an A-star average.

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I never failed anything in my life.

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Both of you, come with me.

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Plot twist!

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Double, double, girls in trouble.

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We have to prove Eve is innocent, even if it means romance is dead.

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Hey, who are these clowns?

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-MIMI SCREAMS

-Evil clowns!

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We're here for the clown cavalcade.

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There is no "clown cavalcade".

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Or any Bozo bonanza.

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No, we've been booked for the clown festival, in here tonight.

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But it's our showcase tonight.

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Well, somebody thought it needed more clowns.

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This is our first booking in months, we're not going anywhere.

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The Nameless One has struck again!

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But this means whoever booked these clowns is the Nameless One.

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Wait, I'm coming with you.

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And away from the clowns!

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And I thought the Nameless One's video vandalism was bad.

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But a showcase full of clowns, that's an even bigger plot twist.

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And you saw it right here, on Perry Presents.

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I don't care how scary those clowns are, Lilac,

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we need to save our showcase.

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Nameless One, you're going down.

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We have to find out who sent in the clowns and changed the showcase Dixi

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page. And that's run by Miss Malik, so I want to look at her computer...

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THEY SCREAM

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-Syd!

-Do you have to go creeping around dressed as a...

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I'm going to say pixie.

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At least that's better than a giant spider costume.

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I'm not creeping - I'm in stealth mode.

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And I'm not a pixie, I'm an elf.

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How can you not see that?

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-Why?

-Can't have an elfie mission without elves?

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There might not be any showcase at all. The place is full of clowns.

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Evil clowns?

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-The jury's still out.

-No time for clown talk.

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We have to clear Eve's name and unmask the Nameless One.

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Which also means catching the Grim Griefer.

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I'm coming with you.

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Open up, it's the...

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elves.

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OK, great, the coast is clear.

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OK, so there must be a way to see if Addie was the last person logged in

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-through this computer.

-Wait, couldn't she do it

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through any computer?

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That's your plan? Shari, you really have no idea how any of this works.

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Hey, guys.

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ALL SCREAM

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Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

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You didn't. That was just my combat reflexes kicking in.

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I want to be here when you guys solve the case.

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Perry Presents: the Nameless One, named.

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Well, we're still working on it.

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But we know it's Eve or Addie.

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Maybe I could get one of them to confess on camera.

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Oh, this is the showbiz story of the term!

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Guys, why does your teacher have a video camera?

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Probably to record shows and rehearsals and stuff, why?

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If she's filming the showcase,

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maybe the Nameless One was caught on camera.

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Gotcha, Nameless One.

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We're going back to the theatre to save the showcase,

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and then it's game over for you.

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Hiya, I'm Sofi-Jade.

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-I'm Addie.

-And here's...

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-BOTH:

-Stuff teachers say.

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When you finish this chapter go on to the next.

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Put that away, are you sending a text?

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The bell won't dismiss you, remember, I do.

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If Ryan jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?

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You need to learn everything for this test.

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Just look at this homework, now, is that your best?

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It's your time you're wasting if you don't stop talking.

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You run cross-country, but I see you walking.

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We're reading Lord Of The Rings in literature class.

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So revise for the exam...

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-BOTH:

-Or you shall not pass!