Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: Tex Vs The Gays

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Warning: this story is a joke designed to mimic the poor writing quality of most THX creepypastas. However, it still does contain a few mentions of murder, among other things, that may be disturbing to some. Reader discretion is advised.

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If you guys thought that Tex from THX was scary before, he’s about to get ten times scarier! I was at my local Domino’s one night and I was ordering a pizza because I was hungry. I ordered a large pepperoni and sausage pizza with a side of cheesy breadsticks, cinnamon twists, and a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi. I was about to take it back to my car to drive home and eat it. However, in the driver’s seat, I noticed a peculiar cardboard box. I dropped all of the food I was holding onto the floor and opened the box. Inside was a DVD labeled “The Rare Lost Mysterious THX Prideful Party Trailer.” I was confused yet intrigued. “The Prideful Party?” I thought. “That’s the name of my friend group. How did it get a DVD?” I got into my car and drove home so I could see what was on the disc.

When I got home I locked my door, boarded it up so nobody gets in, and inspected the disc a little more. The case had a picture of the THX logo on it alongside Tex and my friend Goatslice. On the disc itself, there were pictures of my friends Lily, Mitzi, Venus, Rosie, Jill, Dgero, Jacklyn, and GoatSlice on it. I put the disc into my Xbox 360 and pressed play on the Xbox 360 DVD remote. On the main menu, there were portraits of all the people seen on the disc sitting in a grid with Tex in the center, similar to the Shrek 2 DVD Menu. There were 5 options on the main menu. In the center was the Play button sitting below Tex himself. In each corner resting under each person’s square were the Scene Selection, Bonus Features, Set Up, and Join the Party buttons. I didn’t bother messing with any of the other options and pressed the play button immediately.

I was brought to some kind of weird message upon pressing play. It read “Warning: The Prideful Party has no affiliation with THX in any way shape or form, but we made this trailer to promote the Five Nights at Freddy’s Movie releasing in 2023. Under no circumstances should children ever watch this trailer. Watch at your own risk.” I didn’t think much of this warning at the time, but in retrospect, I should have heeded the disc’s warning.

The trailer opened up with Jillian tied to a chair sitting unconscious in a black void. Nothing happened for around 10 seconds, then suddenly Tex flew onto the screen. He was holding a syringe filled with some purple pulsating liquid. He stood behind Jill and said “You work for me now, idiot! Get ready to serve the T Man for the rest of your life!” He then injected the liquid into the unconscious Jillian. Her skin began to turn deep purple and her eyes lit up bright red. Suddenly the screen cut to black.

It then cut to a shot of Mitzi, Venus, Lily, Goatslice, Jacklyn, and Rosie standing in front of the THX logo. They all looked around and took in the sights of the empty black void.

“So when do you think that robot guy will show up?” Rosie asked.

“Not sure. He usually comes in around this time but you never know.” Jacklyn replied.

“Umm… isn’t that guy an unhinged psychopath?” Venus chimed in nervously.

“Yeah, but we’re too cool. He’s never gonna-” Mitzi said before being interrupted by Tex flying into the frame.

“Well, hello ladies!” Tex said mockingly. “Are you ready to get freaky with the T-Man tonight?”

“Tex! You’ve murdered countless innocent people from countless universes! We won’t let you take any more lives!” Goatslice shouted.

“Hahaha! Stupid goat person.” Tex laughed. “You’ll never be able to stop me. That is unless you’d like to be turned into goat soup.”

Goatslice began to charge at Tex, but they suddenly stopped dead in their tracks when Tex pulled out George and Harold’s hypno ring from his back pocket. “Oh yeah, it’s his hypno ring.” I thought. “He must have gotten that when he killed Captain Underpants in ‘Another Dreamworks Animation SKG DVD Boxset’ that BananaSlamma96 encountered.” Tex pointed the hypno ring at Goatslice and said “Oooooooo you wanna work for Sexy Texy now oooooh.” Suddenly Goatslice’s eyes turned into spinning spirals and she walked next to Tex, ready to fight for him. The other characters stood in shock as their friend suddenly betrayed them. Rosie then pulled a pistol out of her back pocket. She was able to shoot off Tex’s hypno ring and destroy it, but her gun jammed immediately afterward.

“Alright, that’s it,” Tex said angrily. “It’s time to tango with Sexy Texy!”

Tex pulled out various weapons including his iconic chainsaw, pipe bombs, throwing knives, and more. The party members all started to run away in fear, except for one.

“Hey guys, sorry I’m late. What did I miss?” Dgero said before being immediately stabbed through the head with one of Tex’s throwing knives.

As the party was running away from Tex and Goatslice, they decided it’d be useful to split up so Tex wouldn’t be able to catch them all at once. Lily split off from the group and began to run away on her own, but just when she thought she was safe, a shadowy figure manifested in front of her. It was Jillian. Her entire body was covered in the deep purple goo, and she did not say a word as Lily tried to interact with her.

“Oh, Jill. Thank goodness. You gotta join me, we can-” Lily was interrupted by Jillian punching her in the face. Lily and Jillian then broke out into a fistfight. It lasted for about 5 minutes and it was really cool, but in the end, Jill emerged victorious, leaving Lily for dead. She faded out of frame and it soon cut to Mitzi and Jacklyn running for their lives.

Goatslice was hot on their trail, so they decided to run into a deserted Five Below to hide and possibly fight Tex and Goatslice. Jacklyn hid behind the counter and looked for things to help her fight. Mitzi dashed to the toy section and attempted to construct something to help them. Suddenly, Goatslice burst through the door and began looking for the party members. The two stayed silent for a while as they hid and waited for the perfect moment to strike. Suddenly, Jacklyn jumped up from behind the counter and shook a soda bottle, having it erupt all over Goatslice. Then Mitzi appeared and launched a dodgeball from the makeshift catapult she created using the miscellaneous objects found in the toy section. The ball hit Goatslice with enough force that it launched her onto the wall and the sticky soda was enough to stick her to it. Mitzi and Jacklyn high-fived in triumph before they noticed something inside Goatslice’s mouth. It was a button made of solid gold. The pair both jumped at Goatslice in an attempt to stop him from pushing it, but it was too late. The button had been pressed, and Mitzi and Jacklyn simultaneously said their last words.

“Oh no, Mr. Goatslice! That’s a missile button!”

Missiles began to fall from the sky and ravage the Five Below, taking out Jacklyn and Mitzi in the process. Goatslice escaped from the scene unscathed before it cut to black again.

When the screen came back, it cut to Rosie and Venus running for their lives. They didn’t know where they were running or how far away they were, but they did not stop running. Suddenly, Jillian appeared in front of the pair, so they tried sprinting in a different direction. However, Goatslice appeared in front of them when they tried running away from Jillian. They were surrounded. They looked up in the sky and they saw Tex slowly floating down using his jetpack holding a chainsaw.

“Well well well…” Tex said mockingly. “It looks like you two are the only ones left. Any last words before you die?”

Rosie was livid. She pointed at Tex and shouted, “You shut your bitch ass up, you incompetent, generic, Mario lookin, unhinged cretin!”

Tex did not take that insult lightly. He revved his chainsaw and said “That’s it! I’ve had it up to here! Time to trim the roses with Sexy Texy!” He dashed towards Rosie with his chainsaw on full throttle. Rosie dodged the first strike, but Goatslice rammed her directly into Tex’s chainsaw. As her guts were spread across the floor, Venus looked at Tex with a shocked expression. Tex looked back at Venus.

“Oh right. You’re here too,” he said. “I’ll just make this quick.”

Tex pulled out his moo can and tilted it upside down. A portal to hell manifested underneath Rosie and Venus.

“Welp.” Venus said before being dragged into the portal below. Then the screen cut to black.

After about 10 seconds of nothing, I could hear the iconic THX deep note begin to fade in alongside the THX logo. The deep note was comprised of the screams from all the people Tex has killed, and on the floor in front of the logo was Dgero’s corpse with a knife in his head. Tex appeared in front of the camera as if he was trying to jumpscare the viewer. He smiled at the camera and said,

“Listen up. If any of you out there are afraid of me and my logo, I’ll give you nightmares forever and then I’ll kill you. I’m also incredibly transphobic.”

He then flew off-screen as the deep note faded out. The THX motto “The Audience is Listening” appeared on the screen, but the corners of the card were stained with blood. Underneath the motto, the words “Happy Pride Month from THX” were written in blood. After around 10 seconds I was about to get up and stop the DVD, but then a picture of Rosie with black dead eyes appeared on the screen accompanied by an ear-piercing scream. I got so scared I threw my Xbox 360 out of the window. I then went outside to retrieve the disc, rip it, and post the trailer to Youtube. Afterward, I destroyed the disc with a pipe bomb. The video got 117 million views within the first hour but then Youtube took it down because it got too popular too fast. I then decided to hop on Discord and tell my friends in The Prideful Party what I saw.

**Alex**

\*Hits the Whip and Nae Nae\*

**Emily**

hey guys you’ll never believe what I just watched

**Ghost of lesbianism**

what

**Emily**

I saw a thx trailer where you guys were all in it and you all died.

**Jillian**

No way THX like the THX Creepypastas?!?

* The chat was then flooded with various images of Tex and the THX logo\*

That night had nightmares about Tex killing me in the same way he killed everyone in the trailer I watched. I decided I had enough and sprung up from my bed to write an email to THX to find answers. The next morning I checked my email to see that they had written a response. It read as follows.

“Dear Emily. We are sorry that you were offended by our trailer. We remember making that trailer and feeling bad for giving gay THX fans nightmares. Thanks for understanding. -THX”

Before I was able to write back to them about their half-assed response I felt a searing pain in my chest, almost as if I had been impaled by Tex’s chainsaw. Then I remembered that I had dropped all my food on the floor yesterday and I had never eaten anything. I died of starvation soon after. It was very sad. The moral of the story is don’t ever watch anything by THX. Ever. You will die.

art by me, @LONKIECREATURE, and @tastyfresh\_\_ on twitter