A Big Ham (Transcript)

This is the 4th episode of Prehistoric Squadron: Saurusger.

One day, the Raptor Cheer Squad was helping out with a ham drive.

Kira: (A female white dog) I sure hope we'll be able to get all these hams sold by the end of the day.

Bobby: I just hope Bernice isn't tempted to eating all of them before we're able to sell even one.

Kathy: Don't worry, I've made sure she doesn't eat even one.

Bobby: How did you do that, Kath?

Kathy: I took her to lunch before getting here today.

Andrea: But that's not going to work. You know how hungry she gets at times.

Kathy: I know. But I had her eat a special burger that would feel like many. The chef said that the special ingredient was love. I wonder where he got that idea from?

Andrea: I think I've heard of something like that before. Do you think it'll really work?

Kathy: Maybe long enough to get all these hams sold.

Then, Kenny, Daniel, Terry, and Stuart showed up.

Kenny: It looks like Andrea's cheer squad is doing a ham drive today.

Terry: Is that where they learn how to drive hams?

Daniel: No, Terry. That just means they're working on selling hams.

Stuart: Any particular reason why they're doing that?

Kenny: I think Andrea said that the money they'll earn from this is going to be donated to the children at the hospital.

Daniel: That is a pretty good cause. Do you think we should help out?

Kenny: I don't think they'll be wanting outside help. Even if we're close friends with one of it's members. But I suppose we could ask them.

They went over to the girls.

Kenny: Hey, Andrea.

Andrea: Hey, guys. Are you looking to buy a ham?

Kenny: Actually, we wanted to know if we could help out.

Terry: We heard you were doing it for the children at the hospital.

Kathy: That is correct. Although we had to make sure one of us didn't eat them all before then.

Stuart: You did?

Andrea: Yeah. It's Bernice. Kathy managed to get her plenty feed before we started with the drive today.

Just then, there was a gray panther guy that showed up.

Gray Panther: Ah, a ham drive. This looks like a great dinner for my family. How much is one?

Andrea: Just five dollars, sir.

Gray Panther: Sounds good to me. (Hands them a five dollar bill, then picks up a ham)

Andrea: Thank you, sir.

Then, the panther guy left.

Daniel: We got our first sale.

Stuart: We're doing pretty well so far.

Kenny: I've got an idea on how we can help. How about we make some signs and hold them up around town?

Andrea: That sounds like a good idea. I know just how to do it. One of us could appear on the poster holding up a ham.

Terry: Sounds pretty smart.

Bobby: But who will be on the poster?

Andrea: I think I know who would be the perfect poster girl.

Kathy: Is it me?

Andrea: No. It's not you, Kathy.

Kathy: Then who is it?

Andrea: I think Bernice would be the best choice.

Bernice: Me?

Kathy: You really think that's a good idea, Andrea?

Andrea: Hey, she's got the gut to show it.

Kathy: I still think it's a bit tempting for her.

Andrea: Hey, if I was buying a ham, I think that I'd be convinced to buy one after seeing her.

Kathy: Is a bear really the best mascot for a ham? I think a wolf would be a better choice.

Andrea: You're a coyote.

Kathy: Close enough.

Gracie: Hey, I actually AM a wolf!

Kathy: Doesn't seem like the big ad wolf type. I think the three little pigs would find you more adorable than scary.

Gracie: (mad)

Andrea: We're going with Bernice. Now let's head to the photography room.

Bernice: Great.

Kathy: (rolled eyes)

Kenny: You got a photography room?

Andrea: Oh yes. We've made posters before. We'll show you.

Meanwhile, up in Zejutow's ship, Zejutow was waiting with Yomamnwii, Veojay, and Axaxlyl.

Veojay: Do you think Shalliam will bring us something more reliable than that beat up rhino plush I brought up last time?

Zejutow: He is a bit smarter than you, you frozen bucket of bolts.

Yomamnwii: Ah, here he comes.

But what came in was the gray panther guy with the ham. He then turned into Shalliam Wilm.

Shalliam: I'm back. I got this ham from Plesio Pink's cheer squad's ham drive. They never suspected it was me.

Zejutow: Shalliam, I asked you to bring up something to make a new monster to fight the Saurusgers.

Shalliam: And you're point?

Zejutow: Uh, I thought you brought us lunch.

Shalliam: Why would I eat ham? I don't eat meat, I eat rocks.

Zejutow: Just put the ham into the machine.

Shalliam: Will do.

Shalliam took the ham into the machine.

Zejutow: Now push the button and create our monster.

Shalliam: Hang on, I've got something that could improve on our monster.

He then got out a sledgehammer.

Axaxlyl: A sledgehammer? What will that do?

Shalliam: I came up with a clever name for our new monster, but it won't make sense without the sledgehammer.

He put the sledgehammer in the machine after the ham, then pushed the button to create the monster. What came out was a pig-like monster carrying a sledgehammer.

Yomamnwii: So what's your clever name for him?

Shalliam: I'll give you a hint. What is his weapon?

Yomamnwii: Uh, a sledgeham-

Shalliam: Stop!

Yomamnwii: Sledgeham?

Shalliam: You got it.

Axaxlyl: Why couldn't you have gotten two hams?

Yomamnwii: We don't need two monsters, Axaxlyl.

Axaxlyl: I didn't mean that, I meant to get one for the monster and one for our dinner.

Youmamnwii: You should have asked him when he went down.

Axaxlyl: I didn't know he was bringing a ham for the monster. If I did know, I would have asked him.

Over in the photography room, the Raptor Cheer Squad was getting ready to take a picture of Bernice holding a ham.

Bernice: (Drooling over the ham)

Kathy: Bernice! Focus! You're not suppose to drool over the ham, you're suppose to smile into the camera.

Bernice: Gee, you sound worse than my big brother.

Daniel: Bernice has a big brother?

Terry: Considering her size, I bet he's pretty large.

Bobby: Actually, he's at a more decent size as him.

Terry: He is?

Bobby: Yeah. Have you ever been to the Wolf's Nature Park?

Stuart: I don't think I have.

Kenny: Me neither.

Bobby: It's in a neighboring city. Bernice's brother works there. And the catch here is that while it's called the Wolf's Nature Park, he boss isn't a wolf. It's a bat.

Bernice: He used to have a wolf for a boss, but the wolf moved.

Kathy: Alright. Now say cheese!

Bernice: HAM! I mean, Cheese!

Kathy then snapped the photo.

Kathy: Alright. Now to get this printed.

Bernice: Can I eat the ham now?

Kathy: No!

Bernice: Aww.

In the room, there were all sorts of posters of the cheer squad. There were some posters showing them in a group, and some of them individually.

Kenny: I think I like the one showing you alone, Andrea.

Andrea: How come?

Kenny: I just think you make a great pose in your poster.

Andrea: Aww.

Then, they got an alert from Opum.

Opum: Everyone, hurry to the base. There's trouble.

Kenny: Oh dear. It looks like the posters will have to wait.

They hurried out to see the rest of the cheer squad.

Andrea: Girls, we need to do something else important. Something, that can't be said in words.

Daniel: You can handle the posters without us, right?

Kathy: We can handle the posters. I just need to get them printed. Maybe by the time you get back, they'll be ready.

Andrea: Maybe they will. But we could be a while.

Kathy: Alright then.

And the five of them hurried away. The soon got to the base. (Andrea's in her usual attire now)

Opum: It's good that you have come. I know the ham drive is important, but this is more important than that.

Kenny: What's happening now?

Opum: I'll show you.

Opum used his staff to create the image showing Sledgeham using his sledgehammer to attack the city.

Terry: A pig? With a sledgehammer?

Opum: That is correct. Although it appears that he's directly attacking anyone who's gotten a ham.

Stuart: Makes sense since ham is made from pigs.

Andrea: But at least not anthro ones.

Opum: It looks like he doesn't know that.

Andrea: That is especially bad since my cheer squad is selling hams, today. I get the feeling that he may go after them, too.

Kenny: Then maybe we should split up with tracking down this pig monster. Andrea, you go back to the cheer squad and keep a look out for the monster. If he approaches the cheer squad, you should transform into Plesio Pink and protect them.

Andrea: Won't they find it a bit odd that I disappear, and then Plesio Pink suddenly shows up.

Daniel: It might be best that you tell them who Plesio Pink is. They're sure to find out sooner or later.

Opum: Daniel is right, Andrea.

Andrea: But what will they think of me, then?

Opum: You shouldn't worry about what they think, Andrea. You are helping to protect the planet from Zejutow. You shouldn't let your fear of what others will think of you keep you from being the heroine you were destined to be.

Andrea: Alright then. I'll do it.

And Andrea left.

Kenny: Alright, guys. Let's go.

They inserted the Saurus Gems into their blasters, then they blasted and the colored dinosaurs came out of their blasters and surrounded them, and then transformed them into their Saurusger suits. Then, headed out to find Sledgeham. Meanwhile, Andrea had returned to the Raptor Cheer Squad.

Amy: Back so soon, Andrea?

Andrea: Yeah. The boys said they could handle what we went off to do.  I'll go and change into my cheer outfit again and then join with you girls.

Kathy: Alright then.

And then Andrea went off to change.

Shelby: There's something up with Andrea. Do you think she's hiding something from us?

Kira: Who knows. She could secretly be a super hero. Two years ago, my Uncle James suspected some teenagers were super heroes, and he turned out to be right.

Heather: Really?

Kira: Yeah. But the downfall was his. He's been trying to buy out all sorts of things like a school in England, a hospital in California, but he never succeeded in that. Hopefully he never buys out the football field, too.

Meanwhile, Kenny, Daniel, Terry, and Stuart showed up to Sledgeham.

Kenny: Hey, Sledgeham! Don't you have respect for ham?

Sledgeham: I'm made of ham, and ham is meant to be living, not eaten!

Terry: But hams are made from non-anthro pigs, not anthros.

Sledgeham: What's your point? I was once a living non-anthro pig!

Daniel: Huh?

Sledgeham: I was once a non-anthro pig! But then I was taken to the slaughter house and was turned into a ham!

Stuart: Zejutow turned a ham into a monster?

Terry: He must have!

Kenny: Let's get our weapons, guys.

They soon got their Saurus weapons in their hands. Kenny first charged at Sledgeham with his sword, but Sledgeham slammed his hammer into Kenny.

Kenny: AAAH!

Daniel: Kenny!

Daniel then charged with his triceratops shield.

Daniel: Horn fire! (The horns from the shield then fired at Sledgeham)

Sledgeham: (Slams the horns with his sledgehammer, causing the horns to fly back at Daniel)

Daniel: (Gets hit) AAAH!

Terry: Dactl blast! (Fires his crossbow at Sledgeham)

Shedgeham: Is that meant to scare me? (Swings his sledgehammer at Terry's blast)

Terry: Oh no! (Covers his head, thinking that he was going to get hit, but instead heard a window breaking) Uh, what happened?

Lady's Voice: Hey, who broke my window!

Terry: (sweat dropped)

Stuart: I've got this, guys.

He then charged with his spiked arm.

Stuart: I don't think that sledgehammer can beat this spiky arm!

He attempted to attack with his spiked arm, but Shedgeham's sledgehammer, hit him in the spiked arm, causing it to get stuck!

Stuart: AAAH! I'm stuck!

Sledgeham: Huh? I've got a Saurusger stuck on my sledgehammer! (Tries to get Stuart off)

Stuart: Whoahoahoahoahoa!

Kenny: Oh no! Stuart!

Terry: How can we help him? He's moving too quickly!

Sledgeham managed to get Stuart knocked off. He then was thrown over to the garbage dumpster.

Stuart: (Gets out of the dumpster) Ugh.

Daniel: Are you alright, Stuart?

Stuart: I think I've just been trashed. Hehehe.

Kenny, Terry, and Daniel: ......

Stuart: What? I've been trashed. Don't you get it?

Kenny: Let's just get you out of here!

They grabbed Stuart by his hands and then managed to get him out. By then, Sledgeham wasn't able to find anymore people with hams.

Sledgeham: I can't find anymore people who have hams. Where can I find some more? Oh wait, I can just go to where I came from.

Terry: To the pig farm?

Sledgeham: No. The Raptor Cheer Squad's ham drive! They have plenty of hams! They'll pay for what they've done to me and my kind!

And Sledgeham went off.

Daniel: The Raptor Cheer Squad's ham drive?

Terry: Do you think this means that he was made from a ham that came from their ham drive?

Stuart: But how can that be? We never saw Zejutow or his henchmen go to the ham drive.

Kenny: Maybe they used a disguise to get the ham. Anyway, we better warn Andrea. (Turns on his communicator) Andrea, Sledgeham is heading your way.

(Cuts to Andrea)

Andrea: Alright then, Kenny.

Heather: What was that, Andrea?

Andrea: Oh. Kenny and the others just told me that he and the others are still working on what they've been working on. I also gotta get going, though. They need me for something important.

And she hurried away. Then, Sledgeham came in.

Bernice: Look, a customer!

Kathy: Welcome, sir. Would you like to buy a ham?

Sledgeham: No thank you! I'd rather wreck this stand!

He then swung his sledgehammer at the stand, crushing it to pieces!

Kathy: No! Our stand!

Sledgeham: Now to get you ladies taken care of for trying to pull off selling my kind as food.

Sledgeham got his hammer ready, and was ready to take out the cheer squad.

Kira: Oh no! This is it!

But then, Sledgeham was splashed with water.

Shelby: Where did that water come from?

They looked to see Plesio Pink with her plesio water gun.

Andrea: Hey, girls. Are you having any trouble?

Kathy: Thank you for saving us from this crazy pig, Plesio Pink.

Bernice: But isn't it extreme to blast water at a citizen!

Andrea: This is no citizen! It's one of Zejutow's monsters!

Amy: Who?

Andrea: The mastermind behind these monsters!

Then, the other Saurusgers showed up.

Kenny: Great going, An-uh, Plesio Pink.

Gracie: This is unusual to see all the Saurusgers here at once.

Kira: Too bad Andrea isn't here to see this.

Sledgeham then managed to get up after getting soaked with water.

Sledgeham: ERGH! Cursed Saurusgers!

Kenny: Guy, I think we should combine our weapons together just like Opum had told us. Let's do it!

Others: Alright!

Their weapons combined with the Triceratops shield and Plesio water blaster getting combined together with the heads facing away from one another, then the Brachio sword and the Stego arm attached to the them, with the Ptera crossbow getting attached to the top. Then, Daniel, Terry, Stuart, and Andrea put their hands together and Kenny jumped and launched at Sledgeham.

Kenny: (Strikes at Sledgeham)

Sledgeham: AAAH!

Kenny then joined back with the others.

Daniel: Good work, Kenny. I think we got him.

Kenny: Thanks.

Then, Axaxlyl showed up.

Axaxlyl: Oh dear! Sledgeham is down!

Daniel: What's that? A walking piece of broccoli?

Stuart: I think that's Axlehead.

Andrea: I think you mean Axaxlyl!

Axaxlyl: Sledgeham isn't finished yet, Saurusgers! Time for him to grow! (Sprays water on Sledgeham, causing him to grow giant)

Sledgeham: Time to make all eaters of ham all flat!

Kenny: Oh dear!

Axaxlyl: The rest is up to you, Sledgeham! (Disappears)

Just then, the Saurus Bots all showed up with the Saurusger's weapons returning to them since they are parts of their bodies.

Saurus Brachio: Saurusgers, it's time for us to join in.

Kenny: Alright then.

The Saurus Bots then grew to giant size.

Saurus Brachio: Get inside of us and help us with this battle.

Kenny: Alright then. (Jumps onto Brachio's head and then gets into the cockpit) Saurus Brachio ready.

Daniel: (Jumps onto Tops' head and gets into the cockpit) Saurus Tops ready.

Terry: (Jumps onto Dacyl's head and gets into the cockpit) Saurus Dactyl ready.

Stuart: (Jumps onto Stego's head and gets into the cockpit) Saurus Stego ready.

Andrea: (Jumps onto Plessy's head and gets into the cockpit) Saurus Plessy ready.

The Saurus Bots stood in front of Sledgeham.

Sledgeham: So, a bunch of robot dinosaurs have come, have they? Zejutow was able to cause the real dinosaurs to go extinct, I'll make these ones go extinct.

Kira: Wait, what did he say?

Kathy: Could have sworn that Zootoyow or whatever he said caused the dinosaurs to go extinct.

Kenny: Brachio charge!

Saurus Brachio charged towards Sledgeham and raised his huge front feet at Sledgeham!

Sledgeham: AAAAH!

Daniel: Triceratops charge!

Saurus Tops then charged with his horns at Sledgeham's leg.

Sledgeham: AAAH!

Stuart: I'll go for the other leg!

Saurus Stego then used his spiked tail at Sledgeham's other leg.

Sledgeham: Ow! My good foot! (Jumps holding that foot) Ow! My bad foot! (Switches his hands to hold his other foot)

Terry: Dactyl blast!

Saurus Dactyl: (Fires blasts from his mouth at Sledgeham)

Sledgeham: AAAH! (Falls backward)

Andrea: Plesio blast!

Saurus Plessy: (Attacks with a blast from her mouth at Sledgeham)

Sledgeham: AAAH!

(Cuts to Opum)

Opum: Good work, Saurusgers. Now, combine into Sauruszin and finish the job.

Kenny: Got it.

Saurusgers: Sauruszin combine!

Saurus Brachio then had his legs converted into a lower torso with Saurus Tops forming the right arm, Dactyl the left, Stego the right leg, and Plessy the left leg. Then a head emerged from Brachio's back, finishing Sauruszin. Inside, all the Saurusgers were in the cockpit. Standing on a platform.

Kenny: Ah. So this is Sauruszin.

Daniel: This is pretty cool how they can actually combine like this.

Kenny: Now to finish this big ham.

Daniel: Tricera Shield!

Sauruszin: (Rams his tricera hand at Sledgeham)

Sledgeham: AAAH! I'm sure I can use my sledgehammer at this bucket of bolts.

He attempted to, but then Sauruszin aimed the pterodactyl arm at Sledgeham.

Terry's Voice: Pterodactyl blast!

Sauruzin: (Fires a blast at Sledgeham)

Sledgeham: AAAAH!

Andrea: I think that we should attack with the Plesio hand.

Kenny: Good idea. Terry, have Saurus Dactyl switch with Plessy.

Terry: Sure thing. Saurus Datycl form the left leg!

Andrea: Saurus Plessy form the left arm!

Saurus Dactyl and Plessy then detached from Sauruszin and reattached in each other's spots.

Bernice: Whoa. That thing can actually switch it's arms and legs?

Bobby: That is incredible.

Andrea: Plessy strike!

Sauruszin: (Has the plesio hand extend and grabs Sledgeham by the mouth and starts munching at him)

Sledgeham: OW! OW! OW!

Sauruszin: (Throws Sledgeham into the air)

Kenny: Now for the finishing attack.

Sauruszin: Plessy Finish!

Sauruszin: (Blasts an energy blast from the Plesio hand at Sledgeham)

Sledgeham: AAAAAH! (Blows up in the air)

Kenny: The only thing that went extinct today was this pathetic monster.

Later, the Saurusgers got back to the ham drive.

Kathy: Ah, you're back. You won't believe what happened today.

Bobby: The Saurusgers came and saved us from a monster.

Bernice: Oh, and you're not going to believe this, but because of their battle, everyone came here and bought some hams.

Andrea: Oh. We missed a lot.

Kathy: Yeah. And Bernice, since you've been so patient, you can now have the ham that I was saving for you in the fridge.

Bernice: Oh, about that.

Kathy: What is it?

Bernice: I saw in the fridge earlier and already ate it.

Kathy: Bernice. (Face palms)

Andrea: (giggle)

Karen: But with all the hams we've sold today. The children and the hospital can get their medical bills payed off.

Kathy: By the way, during the battle, that monster said something about a Zoo-Yoodle guy who caused the dinosaurs to go extinct.

Amy: We've got no idea about what that's about. Do you?

Andrea: Hehe. No idea.

Daniel: But I think that's Zejutow that he said.

Karen: How do you know that?

Daniel: I listened carefully.

Karen: Oh.

The Saurusgers were able to defeat Sledgeham and formed Sauruszin for the first time. And the Raptor Cheer Squad's ham drive was a success. With the unexpected help of the Saurusgers bringing attention to the stand.

To be continued...