Bob the Builder: Where are they now?

1. 2024
2. ???
3. Bob The Builder - Bob Noir
4. ???
5. It's Christmas time and Bob is living a depressed man. Scoop is the housewife for Bob and is trying to find a job for Bob, it cuts to Wendy living with Farmer Pickles and has a kid with Bob and the kid wants to be a Pokemon trainer because he loves watching Pokemon on the telly, it's his birthday. One day Bob walks into a strip club and bumps into Dizzy and there's an awkward silence in the background as Mambo number 5 plays in the background. Dizzy stares at Bob and runs away crying as Mrs Percival bumps into Bob and says "Oh Bob, have a drink" Bob has a drink and there are side affects and starts seeing hallucinations of Trapdoor because Chloe kept on talking goes on a trip and ends up at a fountain near the town and Roley arrives to Bob in such a state Roley asks Bob if he's okay and Bob tells him to Fuck Off. Wendy comes to Bob with a bunch of papers and tells him to sign them. Bob is too drunk to write properly and draws goofy on it instead. Roley sees this and starts questioning Bob. Wendy takes the papers away from Bob and gives them to Roley, "Why have you drawn Goofy Bob?" "because you're fucking goofy" replied Bob and hits his head on Roley big wheels. Bob wakes up in the hospital room next to his dad. "How the fuck did you get yourself into this mess son?" and Bob replies with "Shut the fuck up Dad" "You're should be glad your mother can't hear you" Just then Mr Beasley appears, Bob rips his glasses and tells him he has more money than him and Mr Beasley falls out the window and Bob says "Can We Yeet It? Yes We Fucking Can!" but he yelled it to himself as Mr Beasley falls and lands of the road as Scoop accidently runs over his legs because he's trying to visit Bob but when Scoop arrives at the hospital he was just in time to see Bob (in full hospital clothing and a cane) waddling towards Mr Beasley just to say "Fuck off" to him. Bob finds the statue of Mr Bentley as Vladamir Lennon in the centre of town and spray paints "False God" on it, But then Muck arrives with his 3 year old daughter "Soil" Muck diverts Soil's attention to other kids in the playground that's actually a functioning construction site. Tom (who is The Great Linkara) sees Bob and decides to actually help him but tells Soil to play with the buzz saw. Tom asks Bob if he's ok and Bob replies with "don't talk to me like that you son of a bitch" Tom says "Are you gonna attend your sons birthday?" "I HAVE A SON!" replied Bob. "wait you didn't know?" asked Tom but Bob was already gone. (but he actually fades out of existence) Bob arrives at the house and breaks down the door of Farmer Pickles house and sees Bob Jr Jr and grabs Bob Jr Jr's baseball bat from Cowboy Space camp. Wendy comes out the kitchen with a Lancaster hot pot and Bob realises what a mess he's become as 1992 EastEnders plays in the background as the screen says "Screw You Dan!" He turns around to find Travis with his old farm gun and says you should go and Bob obliges and breaks a lamp and burns a Bob the Builder bed sheet because he's that egotistical as he walks away to his home with Scoop. That night Wendy pulls down a picture of Bob and cries and stares at a portrait of Spud and asks herself "is there a god?" and cries herself to sleep.

We cut to Lofty the Lawyer sueing Mr Sabatini for nearly poisoning Mr Fothergill and Sabatini says "In Italia we serve the pizza raw" in the most stereotypical as fuck italian accent and Lofty replies with "U fucking wot?" "that's right motherfucker!" "So I assume you like your spaghetti broken" "yes!" Lofty gasps "Objection your honor, he's not actually Italian," *tries to rip of moustache* "he's Welsh" and Sabatini proceeds to shag a sheep but the sheep is also part of the trial. Suddenly out of fucking no where Bob falls out of the roof squashing Sabatini in the process. "Bob, you killed a man!" "He was gulity anyway Lofty, who cares" and he leaves scrathing his arse while singing Apple bottom jeans in the style of combine harvester. It's the day of the Bob Jr Jr's 6 and a half birthday. Bob doesn't know what a Pokemon is So instead he buys a toy of Po from The Teletubbies and says "Ah this is Dipshit" he wraps up the present in asbestos. At the party Bob downs all the drinks that aren't even spiked and then Dancing Queen by ABBA Costello starts playing and Bob dances striped naked with only his tool belt to cover his micropenis but it doesn't cover his tramp stamp which says "Can we fix it" with his own face on it because he's that egotistical. The police arrive and Travis arms his gun then it shoots accidently at Bob's helmet which isn't on his head and it bounces off him and Mr Beasley who was at the party for no real reason gets shot in the other leg and is rushed to the hospital by Mucketti (Muck's Wife) The police take him and Bob Jr Jr unwraps the present that Bob got him and it turns out to be Po and he starts crying and grabs Travis' shotgun and shoots Po and it burns to a crisp as well as the house so everyone evacuates the house. Jupiter who has a face because everything in the Bob the builder universe is sentient puts out the fire and everyone migrates to the nearest Mcdonalds to get a Biggie Maccie which ends up in Bob Jr Jr's Happy Meal and his free toy turns out to be the Big Mac prop from TUGS.

It's the end of the day, Bob is on trial again and Lofty says "You gone and fucking done it again Bob" "Y'know Lofty..." Just then Mr Beasley with his amputated legs arrives to say "There are things that a man has to do what a man has to do..." This goes on for several weeks and gets to a point where Bob grabs Mr Beasley by the balls and yeets him at the statue of Mr Bentley which now breaks his arm. This causes Bob to be sent away to be on house arrest where Scoop now has to do all of his work while Bob sits on his toilet watching 1992 EastEnders and spending all nighters playing Coronation Street "the mystery of the missing hot pot recipe" for the PC to the point where he makes money by becoming a Twitch streamer by speedrunning the entire game 7 days a week and he gets all salty when someone mentions either his show or for the fact he plays the same game every day. Scoop tries to find other games like Pimp My Pig for the P. S. Penis but he rufses as he doesn't like change but however he would occasionally play EastEnders for the Commodore 64 but nothing else so this leads to Scoop trying to find a better game but runs out of money. Finally a new game dawns on Bob "Mr Bean" for the PS2 this makes his fan happy and he starts to make more money but all the money goes to Scoop so Bob is left broke so he goes on hiatus (in definite) and Scoop starts playing Pimp My Pig and forms an addiction. The house has newspaper everywhere and it smells of damp piss, Bob then decides to steal half of Scoop's money to do up the house and bish bash bosh it's clean as fuck. Bob is so engrossed of cleaning he knocks himself in a coma like state (for fun) and wakes up to the house on fire and decides to stream it. Scoop is running around like a little bitch but the fire service is a year away from Bobsville. They arrive the next year Jupiter finds out he doesn't have any water so he pisses on the fire with his petrol but this makes the fire worse, Suddenly Bob reminds himself of Pilchard's grave because of what it said and rushes through the fire to rescue it. He does successfully but the fire goes down leaving Bob and Scoop homeless so they move to another house who is next to Dizzy's house and they can't sleep because Dizzy hosts loads of house parties so Bob storms into the party grabs Mr Beasley by the balls again and yeets him at Dizzy breaking his other arm and from now on Mr Beasley hides in his secret bunker to hide from Bob.

A minute later Bob gets the news that his Dad has he got out of the hospital and was run over by Roley, and when he gets the news of the reason why he does fucking cartwheels around the town, he is given his dad's money out of his will and he decides to buy himself a big fuck off mansion, on the way to his new mansion he makes Scoop crash into Mr Beasley carrying groceries and the Allman milk he has spills and Mr Beasley slips and breaks his nose. When Bob arrives at his mansion he does a line of yellow (piss) and goes fucking ape shit, He orders some bitches to the house and one of them happens to be Dizzy, The song Dizzy is playing on the jukebox and you can hear Bob going "WOOO!" which suddenly turns into "I feel good" from the Garfield film starring Bill Murray and Jennifer Lopez, The music can be heard from miles around and Bob hears a knock on the door and Wendy is at the door with a gun. "You fucked with the wrong builder, Bob." said Wendy "SHIT!" cried Bob. Bob then pulls out his official Bob the Builder hand gun because of course he has and shoots Wendy but misses and hits Mr Beasley in the back of his wheelchair and falls off a cliff as Bob Jr Jr's Frisbee hit him in the head. The next day Mr Beasley orders the FBI because fuck it and takes over Bob's house but then Bob blows up the house to stop him, as this is happening Scoop is chasing a butterfly and falls of the same cliff as Mr Beasley demolishing Mr Sabatini grave in the process. Which says "Mamma Mia"

1. A few months later Bob buys a campervan named Bryan spelt with a Y because he's that much of a DICK much to Scoop's jealousy. Bob drives around in Bryan for days until he arrives at Cactus Creek and he makes his own empire while Scoop follows along with it and is now growing a 5 o clock shadow. Rio and Jackaroo go to Rio de Jenario as Bob sent them there because he fucking hates them and his empire rises. "If only my dad could see what I've fixed" said Bob. "It looks like shit" said his dad from the clouds. "was that Hitler?" asked Bob, "it looks like a fucking game of Mousetrap" "Acktually, it's modern art" said Bob "Modern art my arse" said Robert" and proceeds to pisses on the houses and says "do you realises if Mr Bentley sees he condemn you Bob" "I'm working on it" said Bob "you fucking better" said his dad and vanishes out of existent. "What a dick" said Bob and Robert's ghost appears and slaps Bob very hard in the cheek, which knocks him out and Scoop rushes him to the hospital again. (edited) Bob jumps into the air and lands on top of Mr Beasley's balls. Mr Beasley screams in the highest pitch known to man which can be heard from miles around. Bob disappears and ends up in his empire, Just then Muck and his family arrive to see Bob and Muck has also brought his cousin from Sheboygan Wisconsin "Chuck" "Bob meet my cousin Chuck" said Muck "from Sheboygan Wisconsin" "Chuck ay," said Bob and proceeds to throwing Chuck all the way back to Sheboygan Wisconsin "Why d'you do that for?" asked Muck "for fun" said Bob "Now fuck off" "Not in front of the children!" said Mucketti. Bob diverts Muck's family away from the desert until they crash into Mr Beasley. This gets on his nerves so much that he orders a court case for Bob at Mcdonalds. Bob, Scoop, Mr Beasley's sister in law and Lofty attend the case Mr Cashmoore, The Butler, Dilys, and Mr Plod are there but they're actually ordering food because this is a Mcdonalds and Packer is the Jury as "Everyone used to fix the world" by Tizzies and Dizzies. Bob prepares a speech but is the entire Bee Movie script "Imma stop you right there" said Lofty "Fuck off Lofty" shouted Bob "You piece of shit" said Lofty, and then the court becomes a big fight until they're all ordered to get out of the Mcdonalds and the police arrive with Mr Beasley on a wheel chair to clinging on to the front of the car because he got fucking run over again. He has no legs at all his sister in law "Bitch Betty" takes him away and Bob escapes back to the empire.

We cut to Roley who is now a Police officer and he's trying to integrate Spud and what he does is grab a parsnip and says "You don't mind if I roll this over" "The better fucking not!" replied Spud "Oh I will" said Roley, and he squashes it "MY NOSE" said Spud "Cry about it" said Roley as he flosses and Spud grabs the table and it breaks into pieces as it hits Roley "You gone and fucked shit up" said Spud, then out of fucking no where we cut back to the empire as Bob is making it stronger, suddenly his phone rings, It was Wendy She tries to say something to Bob but then Bob is just playing Coronation Street "The mystery of the missing hot pot recipe" for Twitch. He loses a lot of followers because of his repetitive gaming and he considers suicide. Scoop tries to find another game when he bumps into Scrambler who's been on crack and has blood on his wheels cause he has been going so fast he didn't see Mr Beasley and in his seat he's got a copy of Minecraft for the OG Xbox and Which Witch from the unpopular hit series Julia Jekyll and Harriet Hyde, Scrambler offers these to Scoop unless he buys drugs from him so Scoop buys some ketamine and fucks off back to Bob. He shows him what he got from Scrambler and takes all the ketamine breaks the tape of Which Witch and plays Minecraft for 2,000 days straight "You can not be serious Bob" said Scoop "Yes I can, cry about it" this gives Bob the attention and views he needed but because he's playing Minecraft he's got a community of cringy children like Pokemonlover4740 (who is actually Bob Jr Jr) He gets a shout out from Bob but then it dawned on him the realization that Pokemonlover4740 is his son and proceeds to end the stream and block him from all social media. We cut to the milf herself Mr Percival cleaning the strip club as Dizzy practises as "What a feeling" plays in the background, suddenly the door opens and Dizzy is greeted by her brother that she forgot about "Izzy Gomez" "Ay Dizzy I need a tow" "but you're a tramp steamer" replied Dizzy "Ey I know but I need to deliver these bananas" "Even I could give you a tow, I'm too small and can't be arsed" said Dizzy "Ey can't your friend Lofty give me a tow" Dizzy considered for a bit "Well you are my brother, twice removed but I'll help" Dizzy finds Lofty and askes him to give Izzy a tow into Bob's yard, which has been abandoned for at least 1 year due to the fire and the house burning down.