Brian

Brian

**Brian** is a major character in the first, second, third, and fourth seasons. He debuted in the series premiere.

Brian is an Pickle Factory Worker, and an angler as a hobby.

Brian has pink skin, medium brown hair and is characterised by his scented blue striped tie. He typically wears a grey jacket, dark grey pants, a white undershirt, white gloves, and white footwear.

He was Barbara's roommate.

## Prequel

Brian met Sandra in the Butcher's Shop, while ordering a steak. After exchanging introductions, Sandra tells Brian that she caught a cod, making him instantly fall in love.

Some time following, Brian marries Sandra.

While on a hiking trip through a national park, Brian met Barbara. She told him that her fiancé "sucked" and that she "wasn't really enjoying being alive". Brian told her he felt similar. His wife was constantly going on about her candles business, and he had just purchased her the wrong scent of foot perfume for Christmas.

Brian was driving to a fishing spot with Sandra, reasoning that "the cod are ripe for the picking". As Brian was driving, he was listening to commentary of a horse race, while cheering on the horse which he had money on, "Odour in the court". He crashed the car into a shopping trolley with locked wheels, killing Sandra. We later learn that "Odour in the court" won the race in a stunning victory.

Shortly after meeting Barbara, Brian invited her to his late wife's funeral, to which she declined, acknowledging the fact that she never met Sandra. She eventually accepted the invitation.

### Funeral

Barbara crashed Sandra's funeral after Brian made inappropriate remarks in relation to her fiancé Bruce, who was in a coma.

The funeral featured a buffet.

### Post-Funeral

Likely following the events of the funeral, Brian attended therapy, who told him he shouldn't speak to Barbara.

While purchasing a steak from Barbara, Brian commented on a storegoer's slippery appearance. Brian and Barbara then ate lunch together.

## Throughout the Series

### Season 1

Throughout Season 1, Brian repeatedly insults Barbara's general appearance, she commonly responds with a joke about Sandra being dead.

In Skit 4, Amy joins Barbara in her routine joking about Sandra.

In Skit 6, Brian punches Barbara in the face.

In Skit 7, Brian begins to insult Barbara back, using a retort from www.scarymommy.com/best-insults-and-comebacks.

### Season 2

Brian is arrested on charges of serial jaywalking. He tells Barbara that he resisted arrest after being caught publically urinating. She pays the bail fee to hear the story, before Brian tells her the truth.

Later, Brian pulls a knife on Barbara. This leads to nothing.

During one of their meetings, Brian wears a fishing T-shirt and a Bass Pro Shops hat. Here, Barbara learns that Brian is an angler.

Brian tells Barbara that he snuggles with his tie at night, and that if he is assaulted, his assailant will hopefully use the tie to choke him. He wishes this because his tie is nicely-scented.

During another one of their meetings, Barbara expresses dislike of Sandra as she always spoke of her new line of gourmet candles. Sandra also wore a pinky toe tuxedo, though Barbara didn't comment on that.

In Brian the twig, as Brian and Barbara reconcile over their past, Barbara calls him a "cabbitch". Brian stabs Barbara.

## Epilogue

In She dead, Barbara died. Brian's last words to her were "shut up coma lover".

## Personality

Brian is confidently-spoken, but he became weepy and lachrymose when Sandra was insulted by Barbara.

He often expresses his feelings about his late wife's death, and can take radical action when she is joked about, like when he stabbed and killed Barbara in Brian the twig.

## Appearance

Brian has pink skin, medium brown hair and is characterised by his scented blue striped tie. He typically wears a grey jacket, dark grey pants, a white undershirt, white gloves, and white footwear.

He wears his tie for 2 purposes:

* So he can snuggle with it at night
* In-case he is assaulted, his assailant will (hopefully) choke him with the tie, so he will die by its scent

In Style points, Brian wore a fishing T-shirt and a Bass Pro Shops hat.

In Brian the twig, Brian wore grey pants, which matched the colour of his jacket.

Brian's illustration was created by Jamie Budgen on October 22, 2021 and was confirmed to be accurate by Owen Smith.

## Relationships

### Other

* Barbara - Switched between being a friend and being an enemy

## Notes and Trivia

* Brian attends an educational institution, previously with Barbara
* Brian is willing to pay someone $2 million to assassinate the Prime Minister