Anti-Lag Service

The **Anti-Lag Service**, abbreviated **ALS** is a server organization formed to eliminate server lag. In actuality, the group are more known for massive prankages and constructing powerful farms, as well as the symbol of flooding the server with eggs.

## History

An alliance was formed between Peytonador and MERFY when working on filling the Iron Farm in Pyramid City. The idea for a "weird lag cult" was formed when the Pyramid of Da Boots was constructed. That One Other Guy and MERFY were initiated. The first major prank was on Jarebear, who was considered the primary lag producer. After the prankage, throwing chicken eggs became the symbol of the ALS. This was also the first appearance of the diorite "A". There was an attempt to initiate Jarebear into the ALS, but it was inconclusive after TroyTR attacked the pyramid.

A second prank was conducted at TroyTR's Bay, similar to the first but with very different pranks. Although That One Other Guy had been initiated, he was not considered a member because of his inactivity and overall laziness. When he hid his base, it was quickly found and a diorite "A" was placed in the center. Chickens continued to swarm bases, spawn, and even the Nether and End through the Stronghold.

The ALS Village was founded by MERFY and Peytonador. Its purpose was to make many powerful farms, but it became the headquarters of the ALS and was decorated. The village also serves as a chance for the lesser members to prove their skills and become full members.

## Members

#### Full Members

* MERFY
* Peytonador

#### Initiated but not proven

* That One Other Guy
* Jarebear

## First Prank Sprees

#### Jarebear's Base

Jarebear's base was known for lag, being home to 3 zero-ticks and a water-logged quartz shack. The base had previously been pranked in the Halloween Prankage 2019. MERFY and Peytonador put several minorly annoying details throughout the base:

* Made the "E" in the floating words "EXP" one line longer. It has remained that way and was never fixed.
* Several signs had been recreated with misspellings, most of which have not been taken down.
* The scaffolding that went up to the skyblock was 2 blocks short.
* His stonecutter was replaced with a grindstone.
* Several of his enchantment prices had been misspelled. One is still selling, "Punctuation 3 for 15 iron".
* His sheep had been dyed
* A giant "A" made of diorite had appeared behind the base, appearing on the map.
* The enchant shop had been flooded to the brim with baby chickens.

The baby chickens became iconic for the ALS, and masses of chickens used to roam the Spawn Village. The Diorite "A" would also become a symbol for the ALS.

#### Nomant's Bay

The only logical target for a second prank was Nomant. This was before Maquackadack or Foollboy had joined, so he was the only non-ALS who hadn't been pranked. These are the following pranks:

* His base was flooded and filled with chickens
* His minecraft rail now sent him directly into the ocean
* A giant, standing "A" was made of diorite on the bay. This was the tallest structure built by Peytonador at that point.
* All of his crops in the farms had been switched with diorite. This was never fixed.
* His lectern had been rigged so that if a page turned, it would ignite a TNT trap to scare him.
* To add insult to injury, the final page of the book was a rick-roll.