Tricky The Clown

## Prefixes

"TR" for Tricky, "BTR" for Tricky's Beast Form.

### Aliases

THE CLOWN, THE UNSTOPPABLE NEVADEAN CHAMPION, TRIKURRDURR, SHITHEAD, NASTY SON OF A BITCH, ANYTHING BUT HOFNARR!!!

## Biographical information

### Place of death

MOSTLY NEVADA, BUT CLOWN ALSO DIED IN HELL A FEW TIMES!!!

## Physical description

### Height

5'2 IN HIS BASE FORM, IMMEASURABLE (OVER 24FT TALL) IN HIS BEAST FORM!!

## Appearances

### Appears in

@ROLEPIFONTO, MADNESS COMBAT, TECHNICALLY CASTLE CRASHERS!!!!!!!

### Debut

@TOOMANYCLOWNSRP, AS FOR HIS ACTUAL DEBUT, YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.

OMFG HAY!!!

IF YOU'RE READING THIS, THAT MEANS YOU WANT TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE CLOWN, CORRECT???!

WELL, CLOWN IS GOING TO TELL YOU THINGS ABOUT HIM, REAL SILLY STUFF, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!!!

LET'S START WITH THE BASICS, CLOWN IS A SADISTIC AND INSANE BEAST, AN IRREDEEMABLE MENACE TO EVERYTHING THAT LIVES, A HORRIBLE MONSTER, AND A PAIN IN THE ASS FOR ALL HIS ENEMIES!!! (SPOILER ALERT: THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF NEVADA IS CLOWN'S ENEMY, LOLZ!!!) HE THRIVES OFF NEGATIVE ATTENTION, HE ALSO CAN'T DIE BECAUSE OF A MACHINE IN HIS BODY!! WHERE IS THAT MACHINE YOU MAY ASK??? IN YOUR ASS!! YOU REALLY THINK CLOWN IS GONNA TELL YOU WHERE IT IS?? **IDIOT!!!**

**IDIOT!!!**

**IDIOT!!!**

**IDIOT!!!**

**IDIOT!!!**

**IDIOT!!!**

**IDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOT!!!**

**STUPID DUMB IDIOT!!!**

ANYWAY, CLOWN'S ABILITIES ARE SIMPLE, HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS WHEN HE WANTS!! ROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!!

DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN???! DON'T LIE, CLOWN KNOWS YOU'RE LOVING HIS LITTLE AUTO-BIOGRAPHY!!!! AND IF YOU DON'T, THEN YOUR HEAD IS COMIN' OFF!!! LOLZ!!!!!

LET'S MOVE OVER TO TEH LORE!!! OH TEH LORE, CLOWN KNOWS YOU GEN Z KIDS LOVE LORE!!!!!! WITHOUT FURTHER A-DO, HERE'S CLOWN'S LORE!!!!!!

## TEH LORE!!!!

CLOWN WAS ONCE A WEAK LITTLE SCIENTIST GOING BY THE NAME "DOCTOR HOFNARR"!!!

ACTUALLY, LET'S SKIP OVER THAT PART, CLOWN HATES THIS TIME PERIOD!!

WHEN CLOWN WAS NOT A ZOMBIE YET, HE WAS AN AGENT OF THE SHERIFF, HE ALREADY WENT BY THE NAME "TRICKY" DURING THAT TIME, AND HE ALSO HAD HIS GOOD OL' CLOWN COSTUME... WELL, IT WAS JUST CLOWN HAIR WITH MAKE-UP, BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP.

ANYWAY, CLOWN WASN'T PARTICULARLY GREAT AT HIS JOB, HAVING THE SAME SKILLS AS ANY NORMAL GRUNTS... THAT WAS UNTIL HE MET "HANK MOTHERFUCKER WIMBLETON", HANK WAS ON HIS WAY TO KILL THE SHERIFF, AND THUS CLOWN WAS SENT TO DIE JUST LIKE MANY OTHER GRUNTS, HOWEVER!! UNLIKE THE OTHER GRUNTS, CLOWN WAS GRANTED A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE A LITTLE WHILE AFTER HIS DEATH!!!

HOW??? BECAUSE THE SHERIFF ACTIVATED THE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE, WHICH BROUGHT CLOWN BACK WITH A *SICK* JETPACK, THIS WAS CUT SHORT BY HANK IMPALING CLOWN WITH A STREETSIGN, UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM THOUGH, CLOWN HAD THE LAST LAUGH, AS A JOLT OF LIFE ENERGY SUDDENLY REVIVED HIM AND TURNED HIM INTO A ZOMBIE!!! CLOWN THEN TOOK THE STREETSIGN, AND IT BECAME HIS SIGNATURE WEAPON!!!

A FEW EVENTS LATER, CLOWN WENT UNDERCOVER AS A DJ KNOWN AS "DJTRICKY", CLOWN WAS REALLY GOOD AT BEING A DJ, BUT IT WAS ONCE AGAIN CUT SHORT BY HANK, ALTHOUGH THIS TIME HE SHOT CLOWN RIGHT IN THE FACE, DON'T WORRY, LIKE A BRAVE KNIGHT ONCE SAID "'TIS BUT A SCRATCH!!", THE GUNSHOT BARELY HURT AND CLOWN GOT UP A FEW MINUTES LATER, JUST IN TIME TO SEE HANK SPONTANEOUSLY BLOW UP!!! OH THAT WAS FUNNY TO LOOK AT!!! ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!!!!

AFTER THIS, CLOWN GOT A PORTABLE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE SHOVED INTO HIS BODY, AND HE BECAME THE MENACE THAT HE IS NOW!!!!!

## TEH CLOWNY FACTS!!!!!!!

1. YOU HAVE CREATURES LIVING IN YOUR EYELASHES!!!!!!
2. YOUR GUT WILL EVENTUALLY EAT YOU!!!!
3. SOME TUMOURS GROW TEETH!!!!!!!
4. YOU CAN BREAK A RIB JUST BY SNEEZING!!!!
5. OH WAIT!!!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT CLOWN???? OOOOH!!!!!
6. THERE WAS A TIME PERIOD WHERE CLOWN WANTED TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER CATGIRLS INTO THIS BORING EXISTENCE!!! THIS WAS... VERY CRINGE.. CLOWN DOESN'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT.

## TEH PICTURES OF THE CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLOWN WITH HIS MASK!!!DITTO, BUT WHEN HE'S REEAALLLLYY PISSED!!!!CLOWN WITHOUT HIS MASK!!!!!DITTO, BUT WHEN HE'S REEAALLLLYY PISSED!!!!!!!! (RUN RUN RUN!!!)CLOWN TOWERING OVER HANK'S BODY IN HIS BEAST FORM!!! (THAT DAY WAS FUNNY FUNNY FUN FUN!!!!!!!)CLOWN'S ORIGINAL DESIGN!!!!