Patching Up Your Needy Tsundere Girlfriend

Tsundere Girlfriend returns from work in a concerning state.

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Oh, there you are. Yes, hello. I let myself in, I hope that's all right. Um, I'd say I've been here for maybe two hours. You have a rather comfortable bed, I must say. I wasn't sure when you'd be arriving home. It really took you long enough. Well, I didn't come all this way to talk to myself. Do you want to put your things down and pay attention to me?

I'm not being clingy, idiot. I just wanted to see you, and you've kept me waiting for two hours! How was I supposed to know? Come here and kiss me, stupid. {kissing} Hmm? Oh, it's nothing. I just ran through a thorn bush, and I was scratched by some branches. Average weekday night. I am taking it seriously, I'm fine! No, they're not deep cuts, they'll heal just fine.

Um, okay doctor, you can disinfect them but I think they'll be fine on their own. Oh, yeah it- it just stings. I'm all good. Yes, I'll attempt to not run through thorns in the future. Kind of a shame. I was really looking forward to doing it again. Oh, don't get so worked up about it! It's just some little scratches, baby. It's not a gunshot wound.

Why don't you cuddle me or something? God. That would be a better use of your time. I mean, I didn't turn up here to mope around and feel sorry for myself until you showed up, but you know I could use some affection. It's not been the most enjoyable night of my life.

Hmm? Kiss it better? Um, okay. Yes, um thank you. Yeah, I'm good. Shut up. Just shut up, you smug pain in my backside! ...Well I didn't say stop, I just said shut up. What if I was enjoying it, is that a crime? Oh, I'm so sorry, oh yeah, oh I'm so sorry I enjoyed being kissed by you! I'm leaving!

You're really- are you quite finished? Yes, I can tell you're very pleased with yourself. Why? Oh, don't worry about it. Sometimes the job course for a little bit of cardio, I just couldn't see well with the low lights in the woods. I'll have you know I make a very honest living keeping things private. No, not secret. Private.

Well, you may not like it but I have people depending on me. Look, I didn't come here to argue with you. Quite the opposite. I just want to go to sleep with you. Yes. I'm really exhausted, and believe it or not, I find it very comforting to be around you when you're not trying to wind me up.

Yes. Come to bed with me. Yeah, well I'm fine! I just want to put my guard down for five minutes. Hold me more. Did you think about me today? I was just wondering. I was just wondering if you think about me. Hmm? You? Maybe. Only sometimes, when I have a headache. I'm kidding! Idiot.

Hmm? Works fine. I don't know where Evalina is, though. I'm sure she'll be fine. She can handle herself. Thanks for asking. How about your day? I uh, hope I didn't interrupt your plans too much. Yeah, true. I didn't care about interrupting your plans. Hey, you're the one that asked me out, right? This is your fault. You only have yourself to blame.

What can I say? I didn't ask to be this way but God gives his hardest battles to his most fabulous goth soldiers, or something like that. No, I'm not in trouble. Nobody's going to come and bother us. It's just you bothering me. Mm-hmm. I don't know, I probably would have wanted more kisses today, I guess, but I guess I'll go with- {kissing}

Ask? Why should I have to ask? You should just be smarter and be able to understand when I want more kisses. It's not hard, idiot. Uh, no. I think I was giving more than adequate signs that I wanted more kisses. Mm-hmm. They were crystal clear signals, thank you very much. Idiot Man. That's what they'll call you. Mm-hmm! {kissing}

Tell you what? Yeah, I fancy you a bit, it's not a big deal. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I love you. Will you calm down? I'm trying to sleep here. Yeah, yes I am. {kissing} Thanks for taking care of me.