Harold Dumbbell

"*I claim this jar for France!*"

**Harold Dumbbell** is an idiotic YLW Spy freak created by YouTube user Cody D. Buni.

His theme song is Aphex Twin & Jake Elking - Beetles (MIDI Remix).

## Appearance and Personality

He appears to be a YLW Spy wearing the Dumb Little Hat hex, a yellow Dr. Woah and Sneaky Spats of Sneaking.

Harold used to be a regular BLU Spy who was involved in a teleporter accident where the latter wasn't supposed to be coated in Jarate while carrying a watermelon, causing the teleporter to malfunction and permanently change his personality, turning him into a deranged outsider.

Harold lives in a small house and frequently talks to his "friends" (which are inanimate objects) most of the time, believing that it will improve his lack of social skills. Sometimes, when leaving home, Harold spends his day sitting on a table, waiting for a visitor.

However, when moving to a different location, Harold has a tendency to nickname everyone, for example: calling a Engineer "wrench" or a Medic "MeeM".

## Powers And Abilities

Harold has the ability to fly with his table like some sort of a magic carpet, which he uses to reach very far locations or when trying to escape from danger.

When encountering someone that Harold doesn't insult, he offers them some random props from sandviches, watermelons or a dispenser. But if he encounters a hostile individual (for example: a Demoman), he will summon sharp objects, explosive Jarate or a group of Pootis Birds.

There's two out of ten chances involving Harold triggering a suicide explosion (by summoning a Sentry Buster), which will cause him to explode. And anyone who get caught by the explosion will be slaughtered or wounded (if not killed outright).

His last ability is Telekinesis, which allows him to grab heavy props and throw them at individuals who tries to attack him.

## Faults And Weaknesses

* Harold's biggest weakness is his idiocy, thanks to his isolation. He also once managed to jam a Demoman's grenade launcher with a watermelon, causing a massive explosion and getting himself killed in the process.
* Summoning random props and using Telekinesis will worsen Harold's endurance when abused non-stop.
* His durability is the same as a low-tier freak such as Captain Demoman or Typewriter.
* Since he's completely isolated from society, Harold ends up commiting cringeworthy acts towards the public such as talking to his "friends" and playing fetch with his "pet" Melon.
* He also tries to "play god" and mock others including the most powerful freaks such as Vagineers, in which bad karma ensues.

## Trivia

* Harold is inspired by David Firth's titular protagonist Salad Fingers. Both of them are isolated from society, nickname everything and they talk with puppets.

* His origin and appearance serves as Cody D. Buni's jab at Golden Freddy from *Five Nights At Freddy's* by calling the said character as "Piss Bear" and joking him about being permanently coated with Jarate. Also, his "pet" Melon is a reference to the GMod animations where the Spy is obsessed with watermelons.

* His surname is taken from the Spy's Revenge line "Hello again, dumbbell!"
* Harold was originally going to be called "Doctor Merde."

## Notable videos

* Don't Make GMod Videos While You're Bored 16. (debut)
* Don't Make GMod Videos While You're Bored 18.
* Don't Make GMod Videos While You're Bored 21.
* Don't Make GMod Videos While You're Bored 22.