Terra

Most recent picture of Teratoid

### Affiliation

The Makeshift Alliance; The Brexit Party; The Bangladeshi Farmers; The Brexit Party Bar

## Appearances

### Appears in

Punished comma (Author); Harvey Exposed (Author); Lisboa TV (Author); Game Awards 2024 (Author)

"He ran for Botswana"

"Skills in speedrunning"

Teratoid is a british man, originally from Mesopotamia, that has no known interests other than film making, gaming and to a lesser extent lifting.

Currently he is an active mid competitive tf2 player that goes by the name Teratoid.

He appears in every single piece of media related to the Makeshift Alliance even though he only joined mere weeks before it disbanded. His current occupation appears to be as a student in con artistry and soon he will be able to scam you without any remorse. He also moonshines as a comedian though no one knows what his name is nor where his gigs are located at (this was mentioned in the 65th episode of the podcast and because it was mentioned at the start the other co-hosts were unable to do anything else other than to question about it, this is the reason why this episode is incredibly short standing at 3 hours compared to any other episode which averages around 16 hours).

## Appearance

Teratoid appears to be in a maid outfit in every single picture that has been taken of him, leading fans to speculate that he is either a butler or that he really likes maids (there has been no consensus on this in the community nor from the characters as they just haven't mentioned it in 17 years).

## Personality

His entire persona is based; He has mentioned multiple times that its only a matter of time before he starts watching anime but he has held very strong unlike every other member of the cast who has fallen victim to japan's charm.

## Competitive career

He first joined the Makeshift Alliance [6s] as a scout but after finding little to no success and a demoman spot opening up he ended up switching to demo for the rest of his career, after creating the team crushing bones and crushing bones and seeing what that lead to, he decided that he would never create a team by himself ever again.

This lead to the creation of the Brexit Party (with dx as the co-founder), this team ended up not doing so well in season 34 but because of the owners' charisma and skill they managed to make powerful connections within higher divisions, which ensured that they would never run out of mercs.

In season 35 they decided to not participate due to a lack of players.

In season 36 they decided that they would get to playoffs and that's what they did. Unfortunately one of the founders dx decided that he didn't want to play team fortress 2 anymore half way through the season so he got ejected instantly after the season ended. Teratoid and the rest of the crew made a new team called nod-x (the name clearly implying the fact that there was no dx in the team (rent free), the team ended up changing the name to sauna shortly after) this team lasted for two seasons in low and after that everyone decided to part ways. He laid dormant for 6 months and ended up joining a mid team called "middle men" it is unknown how well he did in this team (this is also the team which he plays for currently)

## Quotes

"one for cum one for war"

"Have to drown myself in jungle first "

"im gonna try some meth know what im sayin WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHhhh"

"Muhammad Ali roppadope"

"@JagCsd is a bad leader who cant improve his server. he is so bad at maintaining his server that he wont take ideas for his server to get better. for example, deleting one of the main problems of this server, dynobot . it is the worst robot on discord and mutes people for no reason whatsoever. we cant have a normal conversation without it muting everyone on the server and yet jag insists that it be kept in the server. so i have a theory. the creator of dynobot is paying jag to keep dyno bot in his server for every week he's in the server. jag is a millionaire because of this bot and i and many other people in this server wont stand for it. we will contact this creator and will cut the contract that you too have written. this is serious. we wont have dynobot in this server no more. in fact, i already have contacted him and you will get a call from him in a few minuites. prepare for the end mr.jag."