Muppet Sex

"Muppet Sex" Is the 4th Fatty Spins song

## Lyrics

[Verse 1: Micfri]

There once was this grouch named Oscar who lived in a trash can

He was broke he couldn't get more ass than

All the other muppets and the rest of the peeps

Until he spotted this hottie on Sesame Street

He said I really like your swagger and I could carry on

But your smile illuminates like a Prairie Dawn

I'm going Gonzo so maybe we should talk

Or like Fozzie Bear's jokes, we can walka-walka-walka

You should try it out, girl, maybe we're a match

Just like Pinocchio, there'll be no strings attached

I wanna get to know you and girl, if you're up to it

I can be your Big Bird and we can Snufflufagus

I got a pet worm and you can make him grow

Or I'll be your Super Grover so I can save a ho

And she said, "Hey, Oscar, I don't mean to interrupt you

But just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you"

[Chorus: Breeze the Beat Machine, *Micfri*, **Ray William Johnson**]

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

*And bump you* **'cause muppets need love too**

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

*And bump you* **'cause muppets need love too**

[Verse 2: Breeze the Beat Machine]

There once was a frog named Kermit who dated Miss Piggy

And every other Wednesday night they get busy

More than he could put a handle on

She was wildin' out like an animal

Then all of a sudden, Kermit stopped the lovin'

And Piggy was concerned so she decided to confront him like

"I know you lost interest, but we should really talk

'Cause I'm one horny muppet, ah-ah-ah!

We got that rainbow connection and, honey, if it suits ya

Maybe we can make some muppet babies in the future but

Until that day, my sex drive ain't dead"

So she 'hi-yah' upside his head

"Now get in that bedroom and get butt-naked

'Cause I'm a little piggy and I bring home the bacon

And put on that love song, the one I like to bump to

'Cause just 'cause I'm a Muppet that don't mean that I won't hump you"

[Chorus: Breeze, *Micfri*, and **Ray**]

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

*And bump you* **'cause muppets need love too**

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

*And bump you* **'cause muppets need love too**

[Verse 3: Ray William Johnson]

There once was a muppet named Ernie and his roommate Bert

And one evening after work

He said "I know we've been roommates for a few years

Sharin' clothes and a bed and you never found it queer

And I ain't never told you that I'm a homosexual

And I'ma switch it up like Cookie Monster switched to vegetables

You'll probably find it shocking and maybe you're stunned

But you're like my rubber duckie 'cause you're the one

And you make bath time lots of fun

And every time I think of you my heart goes all numb

And I think I love you Bert and I believe you're not gay

But if you say you love me back then it would surely turn today into a

Sunny day keeping the clouds away, what do you say?"

And Bert turned to Ernie, he said, "Ernie, I won't front you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you"Muppet Sex.

[Chorus: Breeze, *Micfri*, and **Ray**]

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

*And bump you* **'cause muppets need love too**

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

*And bump you* **'cause muppets need love too**

[Outro]

Elmo- Elmo tap that ass! Ha ha ha ha ha