Sapphire Faux

**Sapphire Faux,** also known as **Sapph,** is a former princess and a well-known millionaire who was a member of the Pogtopia organization, the First Resistance against the Crown's Loyalty Act, and Project Rockrose. She was recognized for her exceptional fighting skills but has since moved on as a medic.

## Dates and places

### Cause of death

1st: Suicide by shooting fireworks at herself with a crossbow

### Residence

Andorra (former); The Arctic (former); Sapph's taiga mansion (former); EveSMP (former); Fortuna, Astoria (current)

## Family

### Parents

Hortense Rénard (mother; dead)Claude Baudelaire (father; dead)

### Siblings

Norman Baudelaire (brother; ?)Celine Baudelaire (sister; ?)

## Appearance

Despite being fully human, Sapph was born with naturally blue hair, which is currently about shoulder-length. She has pale light skin and dark blue eyes; notably, her left eye has a scar across it. She stands at 5'5 tall (152 cm) and has an average physique for her age. Although she has gotten a bit more fragile since she's stopped daily training, various firework scars remain around her neck and jawline. One of her defining features is her ring fingers, which have been cut off on both hands.

Typically, Sapph's wardrobe consists of eccentric clothing reminiscent of the 1970s and 1980s. She often wears vibrant and colorful button-up shirts, jeans, belts, and Converse shoes, along with her black-framed circular glasses. Canonically, she has a large wardrobe that consists of almost every outfit you could think of.

## Personality

Sapph is bubbly, warm-hearted, and altruistic. She's quite selfless and charitable, often putting others before herself. She isn't great at telling what's appropriate or not during conversations, which often puts her in odd situations when mixed with her giving nature. It isn't uncommon for her to offer people large sums of money, or occasionally even go as far as offering mansions. This usually puts her in uncomfortable situations where she's faced with realizing that it's against the social norm. Others often remark that she is "strange" during a conversation. She's talkative with those she's close to but doesn't go out of her way to speak to many people.

Despite her often being empathetic and caring, when she's faced with conflict or opposing beliefs, she can be stubborn and stuck in her ways. It's not out of the ordinary for her to be quite emotional, causing her to be a bit dramatic and blow things out of proportion. Another one of her more negative traits is her jealous tendencies. She can be incredibly envious of others out of fear that they're better or more deserving of love than her. She frequently lashes out when her intelligence is questioned or judged, and often worries that people see her as less smart compared to them.

Contrary to her love for others, she can be incredibly suspicious and paranoid about them. Even with those whom she's closest to, she panics about whether they're plotting against her or trying to kill her. She's been suspicious of her friends turning against her and putting her in danger.

One of her biggest fears is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which she believes is out to get her and is trying to kill her. This causes her to have a phobia of spaghetti, or spaghettiphobia, and is also the reason she convinces herself her friends are going to kill her. This can be attributed to her schizotypal personality disorder.

A few of her other fears include being unloved, unwanted, or without support; losing those around her; not meeting her full potential; being a failure; crossbows; fireworks; bugs; and other insects.

Ideology-wise, Sapph is an anarchist. She is very anti-government and often makes offhand comments about her hatred for "federal agents." This is because she was raised in a monarchy, so she grew a strong hatred for them and sought out revenge.

## Early Life History

Sapphire Faux, formerly known as Elise Baudelaire, was born on May 22nd, 2003, in Andorra la Vella, Andorra. She was born into royalty; her parents—Hortense Rénard and Claude Baudelaire—had been king and queen of Andorra. As she started getting older, she started to become the odd one out in the family. The family saw her as an embarrassment or something to hide. The main reason behind this was her blue hair; nobody had an explanation for it, causing a scandal. This caused her mother to place crazy expectations on her, forcing her to be near-perfect so the townspeople wouldn't bat an eye. Eventually, this caused a rift in the family. Her parents grew to be emotionally absent, spending little to no time with the kids and leaving Sapph to take care of them all on her own. This caused Sapph to grow angry, often blaming the fact that it was because of how busy her parents were due to their positions as king and queen. She turned to anarchy and started rebelling against them, hoping they'd loosen up on her. She started writing letters as a coping mechanism. She'd pour her feelings out on paper and then shove them in a little wooden box, hoping they'd help her cope with her emotions.

Sapph grew close to her cousin. They'd often sneak out and attend high-class parties together on the court. She was the one person Sapph felt she could trust. The duo hadn't been allowed to go out into town much due to their ranks, but they ignored that rule and snuck out despite their parents. Unfortunately for them, on their way back from town, a war broke out. From what Sapph remembers, she was the only known survivor. Her life was spared by a stranger, and luckily enough, she escaped. She was on the run for months before settling into a cave and learning how to survive on her own. She got skilled in basic survival skills, learning how to fight, hunt, grow food, and do first aid. It didn't get her by for long, as it grew boring, unsafe, and repetitive. She started traveling through small towns, staying there for a while before robbing them of everything they had. She stayed with a few families, but they all blurred together after some time. Thereafter, she started growing more and more paranoid of all authorities. She was worried her criminal activities were catching up to her and they had been after her, only making her hate them more. She sought revenge.

Day and night, she trained to make herself stronger—this is how she got the scar on her left eye. She grew tougher, tough enough to get her money back, so she did. She planned a heist. She was going to find her way back to Andorra and break into the castle, defeating however many guards it took so she could get some of her possessions and leave.

She got all of her armor on, traveled to Andorra, and broke into the castle. She killed one too many guards for her liking, but at the time she was apathetic. Very few lives were spared, and she made it out with a few old ball gowns, jewelry, photo albums, and most importantly, *money*. When she got back, she continued to train. She was pretty powerful, but it was boring to live the same day over and over again. She wanted a thrill, and just like that, she got called into Pogtopia. It was an organization against a government, which was practically Sapph's dream. Thoughtlessly, she joined for the chaos and anarchy, not really for anything else. After Pogtopia, she moved to the Arctic. From then on, the rest is history.

## Trivia

* She hates the cold and everything mountainous because it reminds her of Andorra.
* She's fluent in French and speaks a little Spanish and Catalan.
* One of her goals is to open an orphanage.
* She loves taking up random interests, despite her not being good at them. Examples include building birdhouses, pottery, painting, and other things.
* She's very knowledgeable when it comes to flowers because she researched them after Solfy ran away to the orphanage.
* She can recite John F. Kennedy's entire inaugural address.
* She is blacklisted from Andorra.
* She is terrible at lying. It is so painfully obvious when she's lying that it hurts.
* Her sexuality is biromantic asexual, but she has a preference for women.
* Every house she buys has to have a balcony and a library because she likes to relax there when overwhelmed.
* She loves desserts and anything sweet.
* She always bakes fox-friendly berry pastries for her Alolan Vulpix, Lola.
* She changed her name to Sapphire Faux because when she was younger, her favorite item of jewelry was a sapphire pendant, and faux means false, like a fake surname.
* She's allergic to cats, but ignores the allergy because she loves them so much.
* She canonically cried herself to sleep to Say It Ain't So by Weezer on Valentine's Day.

## Quotes

"If you want to be a hero so bad, you will have a horrible fate."

"I take more than responsibility for getting rid of some government, I take pride in it."

"I love the LGBTQ+ community. The castle is very pretty."

"We all make mistakes. It’s human nature to rush into things"

"I get a lot of death around here! It's... I try to avoid talking about it. I'm actually extremely scared of it and will do anything to elude losing a life"

"John F. Kennedy has had sex in my house?"

"Bows are very good for combat if you're far away. Personally, I'm a fan of crossbows."

"I do find that death could be a very big factor in a lack of education."

"I’m so fucking sorry for trying to offer you money, I- I didn’t mean it."

"Nightmares. Every night I have nightmares about spaghetti."

"Every homeless kid I gather is special to me in their own way. I mean that!"