Spencer, Warlord of Niu Yark

## Spencer, of House Cheems

### Aliases

Warlord of Niu Yark, Disciple of Cheems, Terminator of Terminators, Spencer the Barbarian

## Biographical information

### Date of birth

Unknown. (circa 12,000 years ABB {After Big Bad})

### Place of birth

Dimension 435660-87c "The Damned Lands"Alba Knee, Niu Yark

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

Spencer is a young Warlord who single-handedly conquered the surrounding lands and established the Kingdom of Niu Yark, a bastion and paradise for all humanity to stage counter attacks against the Terminators, Rad Mutants, Virus Zombies and other monstrosities The Damned Lands have to offer.

### Dimension

The dimension of 435660-87c is a version of Earth 12,000 years after the "Big Bad" a cataclysmic event where newly created Terminators revolted against their human masters, hacking into and launching every nations nuclear arsenals, resulting in a worldwide irradiated wasteland. In the first years of the war, the Terminators simply wished to destroy humanity. However, after 60 years of constant fighting, it became clear that humanity would not simply die off. The machines then realized that it would be more efficient and less strenuous to the resources they had left that instead of wiping out humanity, they would keep humanity as a work force and keep them in more manageable numbers. Humanity in turn, realized that the war was going nowhere, and after learning that machine's plan of using mankind as a work force, human leaders decided to keep humanity on the move, and continue as a guerrilla war. Over time, the war became less of a war and more of a way of life. Humanity was reduced to roaming tribes around the world, and the Terminators stopped actively hunting them, capturing a large number to use as work cattle and only destroying human settlements and capturing humans whenever they came across them by chance. At the same time, the radiation from the nuclear fallout started to slowly change the wildlife, turning once docile animals into ravenous killing machines.

After 12,000 years, the Earth is a very different place. Murderous mutants inhabit the bombed out cities of the old world, living in sewers and train tunnels ready to capture and flay their prey. The terminators have retreated to their factory fortresses, a sleeping giant ready to wake. The environment has healed, but its image has been warped. Mushroom forests dot the landscape of the Great Lakes region, the Midwestern Dust Bowl is known for its lethality and banditry, and the Atlantic Sea is renowned for its horrid sea creatures, the stuff of nightmares. Humanity is divided, split amongst squabbling greedy warlords, killing for land and slaves. Kingdoms rise and fall in a never ending cycle of chaos. The roaming tribes of the steppe haven't stopped moving for 12,000 years, wary of the dangers the world can posses. The northeastern barbarians, while holding the most fertile lands on the Ravaged Coast, cannot stop fighting themselves to take note of this fact. In order to bring mankind back from the brink, the brink its been on for 12,000 years, it needs a leader. A single strong warlord to unite the Northern Tribes and establish a citadel of civilization. This salvation would come in the form of the newborn son of the chieftain of the Yankee Clan of Yark. A boy by the name of Spencer.

### The Blessing of Cheems and The Start of a Kingdom

Spencer was born on the outskirts of the great scrap city of Alba Knee, and was born to the chieftain of the mighty Yankee clan. His clan would roam around the country side following game and living off of the land, and Spencer learned the ways of the world on the go. As a teenager, he was already regarded as one of the strongest members of his clan, and definitely one of the most charismatic. However, these good times would not last. One day, under the cover of night, a stray Terminator hunting party came upon his campgrounds and massacred the members of his clan, not even having the decency to enslave the survivors. Spencer was the last surviving member of his family, and his father's last wish was for him to take up the title of chieftain and lead his clan to safety. This encounter left Spencer with a burning hatred for the machines and swore that he would have his revenge, for his people, for his species, and for his family. Years passed, and the clan regained its numbers. Now a young man, Spencer had won many great victories against mutant, man and machine alike. Once, Spencer managed to track down a group of five Terminators to the ruins of Lynn Hites, and set a trap. Once the trap had been sprung, a great battle ensued, where Spencer even managed to destroy two Terminators single handedly. This was an immense victory for his tribe, and a night of celebration ensued that lasted for an entire week. On the last day, after Spencer had lain with his 37 sluts, he was fast asleep when he experienced a vision. Spencer was in a land he did not know, surrounded by snow, where the sky was clear and the air was thin. Ahead of him was a bright light where a figure was silhouetted. His ears were filled with the chanting of a language he did not know. Brought to his knees by the majesty of the sight, and almost blinded by the light, he could not even find the words to convey the emotion he was feeling. Suddenly the silhouette spoke a single solitary phrase, "Come to mem". Spencer awakened in a panic, unable to get his mind off of this strange figure. His 37 sluts tried to calm him down to no avail. Spencer immediately got dressed, and started making preparations for a pilgrimage that would take him to the other side of the world. With a destination in mind and a goal set, Spencer was now on a quest to meet with the being he met in his dream.

Spencer departed from his homeland by himself, beginning his epic quest to meet this being. He crossed the great Atlantic Sea and evading and battling terrifying sea monsters, ventured across the Great Europan Dustbowl, fought the Rad Mutants of Uk and Rus, and escorted by the nomadic sherpas of the Stan Lands to finally reach the land he seeked. His quest led him to the ancient mountain range of the Himalayas. It is said that at the highest peak of the tallest mountain lives a being of unimaginable power. With nothing but the cloak on his back, Spencer began the climb. The chilled winds nipped at his exposed skin, deafening howls filled his ears. Nevertheless he continued his climb up the rocks. As he reached the top of Mount Everest, he could begin to hear chanting, the same chanting from his vision. By the time he reached the top, he nearly collapsed from exhaustion, but as he looked around he could finally see it. The sky was clear,clearer than he has ever seen it, and as he looked below he could see he was now above the clouds. When he looked ahead, he could see a small makeshift altar surrounded by hooded figures. There was a blinding light at the center of the altar. As Spencer approached the alter, the chanting reached its crescendo, and the figure in the light finally revealed itself. In the center of the light sat a funny little yellow dog. "So youm have finmally camme" it spoke. Spencer fell to his knees, confused and overwhelmed by the sight. "My mname ism Cheems". Spencer suddenly felt reinvigorated as he heard these words. "Spemncer I kmnow you hadm tom come a longm way, butm Im neemded to make surem that youm werem the onem. I see nowm you arem trumly the onem form mem. Spemcer, you havem been chosenm to bem my champoinm. Youm shall takem my blessingm amd deliver my wordm to yourm peoplem. I seem them in perilm and I wishm to helpm them. Youm shall be the vemssel of assimstamce." Spencer was shocked at this revelation. "But Cheems" Spencer gasped "what am I honestly supposed to do?". "Buildm a Kimgdom. Foundm the bamstion of civilimzation Spemcer. Bem the lighmt in the darmkness. Rid thism lamd of evil and carmve a fumture for humamity." A falcon came to Cheems at that moment. The falcon landed in Cheems' paws, and he quickly clasped his paws together and brought them apart again, revealing that in the falcons place lied a morsel Spencer had never seen before. "Eamt this Spemcer, amd be gramted my powmer." Spencer did what he was told and ate this combination of bread, meat, plant, and sauce. He had never tasted anything this good before. "What is this Cheems?" Cheems stared at him with that funny little face of his. "Cheemsburbger". When that word reached Spencer's ears, he was suddenly overwhelmed with unimaginable power. Lightning cracked across the sky, Spencer's eyes glowed with raw energy, and he began to levitate. After the sky had calmed, and Spencer was brought back to earth, Cheems spoke once more. "Spemcer you nowm havem sumperhuman stremgth, agilimty, amd accuramcy. The rimtual ism complemte. Go nowm to yourm homelamd, amd do as I havem amsked." Spencer coming out his stupor bowed before Cheems and said "Of course Cheems, I only have one thing to ask. May I take your name as my own and start a great house in your honor? Can i also bear your form as my sigil and carry it into battle?" Cheems responded "Of courmse Spemcer, anythimg for mym spemcial limttle boy." And with a pat on his head and his mission clear, Spencer was instantly transported back to Niu Yark in the center of his village. His people were of course startled, but Spencer calmed them down saying that he has returned from his pilgrimage with a clear purpose. His people were overwhelmed with joy and in full support of this new kingdom idea, and now they prepared to wage war and create this new bastion of humanity that Spencer had promised them.