Jayde/Supports

* **Joos**: What do you mean?

* **Jayde**: Tell me a bit about yourself, dearest daddy.

* **Joos**: Why? Shouldn't you already know about me? I think it's you who should be telling me about yourself.

* **Jayde**: Yeah, well, I don't remember you.

* **Joos**: Why not? You know everything about your mother. Her favorite food....

* **Jayde**: Chicken! But not just any chicken. Chicken specially made using a down-home recipe straight from The Domain.

* **Joos**: Her allergies...

* **Jayde**: Shellfish, coconut and guava. There's probably more.

* **Joos**: Her birthday...

* **Jayde**: April 7th.

* **Joos**: And even her favorite word.

* **Jayde**: Fuck!

* **Joos**: So why don't you remember anything about me?

* **Jayde**: Well...you died. When I was very little. Either that or before I was even born.

* **Joos**: ...Oh. That makes sense. I'm sorry, I didn't know.

* **Jayde**: That's okay! I did come back to save you after all, right? So please let me get to know the father I never had.

* **Joos**: Alright. Let's play chess and I'll tell you about myself during the game.

* **Jayde**: ...I don't know how to play chess.

* **Joos**: Er...okay, we'll find a different way to bond. Promise.

* **Jayde**: Yay!

### B Support

* **Joos**: And...that's really it.

* **Jayde**: Really?

* **Joos**: All I remember anyway. Sorry your father's so boring.

* **Jayde**: Hey, it's okay! Once you remember everything, I'm sure we'll spend years talking about it!

* **Joos**: Yeah, you're right.

* **Jayde**: Sorry I badgered you so much about stuff you didn't really know.

* **Joos**: You wanted to get to know your dad. Nothing wrong with that.

* **Jayde**: But...what do we do now?

* **Joos**: You still haven't told me about yourself, so...

* **Jayde**: Oh, right! Let's get on that! Short version: I need to repopulate my species since we're all almost dead.

* **Joos**: As in the Taguel?

* **Jayde**: Yeah!

* **Joos**: The Taguel aren't extinct.

* **Jayde**: Not yet they're not.

* **Joos**: Your mom wasn't the last of the Taguel, she's the last of The Domain.

* **Jayde**: Of course I know that! But do you see any other Taguel around? Neither do I. So I'm repopulating.

* **Joos**: Fair enough.

* **Jayde**: ...If I can.

* **Joos**: Oh, you'll be able to. With your looks, it shouldn't be hard at all to net a nice guy.

* **Jayde**: Says the one who fell in love with a Taguel in the first place. Most people aren't used to the giant ears and stuff. And the glasses don't help.

* **Joos**: What's that supposed to...don't look at me like that!

* **Jayde**: Heehee, I'm joking. I know some guys dig the glasses. The ears are the hard part...

* **Joos**: Let's blame your mom for that one.

* **Jayde**: As opposed to blaming the normal human?

* **Joos**: Duh.

* **Jayde**: You're so weird, dad.

## Jayde and Signele

### C Support

* **Jayde**: Mom, I’ve got a question for you.

* **Signele**: Do you now?

* **Jayde**: Yeah. It’s about how you got someone to like you.

* **Signele**: …Excuse me?

* **Jayde**: I’m just saying, from experience, that the giant rabbit thing is a HUGE turn-off. Guys run from me when I approach them.

* **Signele**: I’ve never had a problem with that sort of thing.

* **Jayde**: How haven’t you? Don’t people see the ears and scream?

* **Signele**: Uh, no?

* **Jayde**: They don’t tremble in their boots?

* **Signele**: Not normally, no.

* **Jayde**: Wow. My own mother can get guys to approach her, and she neglected to pass that down with the scary bunny attributes.

* **Signele**: Why does it matter? I don’t think I like you talking like this.

* **Jayde**: It matters because—hey no what are you doing? That’s my foot! My lucky foot!

* **Signele**: I’m tickling you. That’s what little humans like, so maybe little bunnies like it too.

* **Jayde**: Has it even crossed your mind that I’m a grown bunny, not a little one? Let go of me! I have grown-up problems, not ones that can be solved through tickling!

### B Support

* **Signele**: So, it seems you’ve come back for so—oh god. What happened to your hand?

* **Jayde**: Nothing! It’s nothing!

* **Signele**: It looks like something bit you! You’re a scary rabbit! You shouldn’t be bitten by anything ever!

* **Jayde**: I said it’s nothing, so just drop it!

* **Signele**: Wow, okay, excuse me for trying to be a supportive mom or whatever.

* **Jayde**: …I’d never exactly call you “supportive,” but okay.

* **Signele**: Are you saying that I’m a bad mom to my little bunny child?

* **Jayde**: Nope. Just saying that you and I never seem to see eye-to-eye on things. And that always leads to you trying to force me into things. Wouldn’t call that supportive.

* **Signele**: Uh huh, that sounds like I’m a bad mom.

* **Jayde**: Not bad, trust me.

* **Signele**: I’m obviously bad, if my little bunny child doesn’t want to tell me when something’s wrong. \*sniffle\* Oh how could I fail so badly?

* **Jayde**: I’m a BIG bunny child, thank you very much. And you didn’t fail! It’s just…embarrassing what happened to my hand.

* **Signele**: It can’t be that bad, sweetie.

* **Jayde**: I may or may not have bit myself trying to chew on your ring.

* **Signele**: You chew on my ring?

* **Jayde**: I’m a rabbit. We chew things.

* **Signele**: \*sob\* I thought you were gonna say you got hurt by trying to get with some guy! This is the best news I’ve ever heard!

* **Jayde**: C-choking me. Can’t breathe…

### A Support

* **Jayde**: Mom, I want to talk to you. No, wait, need to talk to you.

* **Signele**: It's not about boys, is it?

* **Jayde**: No, no, it's not. I know how you don't care so much for that.

* **Signele**: Oh. I was gonna say that you're totally allowed to talk to me about boys. I get it that you're not MY little bunny child. You belonged to a different me. And so that means I shouldn't get so mommy-like with you.

* **Jayde**: But I like when you get so protective of me.

* **Signele**: Even though that's not my place?

* **Jayde**: Well, duh? My actual mom wasn't exactly the best at being my mom.

* **Signele**: She wasn't?

* **Jayde**: No way! She was always so hesitant to do anything on my own, because she didn't want me to get hurt. She didn't want to lose me. Ever.

* **Signele**: Which would explain why you didn't see things like she did.

* **Jayde**: Yeah… \*sniffle\*

* **Signele**: Are you crying?

* **Jayde**: No! Maybe. Yes…

* **Signele**: Oh, come here sweetie. Don't cry because of me.

* **Jayde**: I miss my mom so much. The one that raised me. You're great and all, but you're not her, and you can't replace her.

* **Signele**: I don't want to replace her.

* **Jayde**: \*sob\* But you're just like her except better!

* **Signele**: Don't say that. I'm sure she was way better than me.

* **Jayde**: No, she wasn't. She didn't tickle me, or tease me, or anything, and you do all of that. You're like the best mom I could have ever been given.

* **Signele**: Now you're gonna make me cry!

## Jayde and Augustus

### C Support

* **Jayde**: Augustus, I need you.

* **Augustus**: Er, what type of need? I know your tricks.

* **Jayde**: Just \*sniff\* a shoulder to cry on. That kind of need.

* **Augustus**: Oh, all right. You’re lucky that I inherited compassion from my mom to offset all the bad taste humor I could be slinging right now.

* **Jayde**: But your humor \*sniff\* makes everything feel better.

* **Augustus**: Er, well if you insist, I guess I could make a joke about your big ea—

* **Jayde**: NOT the ears.

* **Augustus**: You certainly dried your tears fast.

* **Jayde**: You mentioned something that everyone makes fun of me for. I thought you were above that sort of thing.

* **Augustus**: But you just asked for my humor. Sort of.

* **Jayde**: But not about my ears. A big, strong, charming warrior like you shouldn’t pick on a bunny for what nature’s given her.

* **Augustus**: Your…fur is getting under my shirt. I’m not sure if I like this kind of contact…

* **Jayde**: Are you wanting me to stop? You’re being really comforting right now, letting me hug you like this.

* **Augustus**: Jayde, I am not interested in your advances! Unrequited romance is no laughing matter, but you’re so desperate it’s hard not to laugh!

* **Jayde**: Ugh! What is it with you boys and being so against me wanting to be loved?

### B Support

* **Augustus**: If it isn't Jayde, once again crying. Another day, another attempt at you trying to sucker me into letting you cry on me. Not today!

* **Jayde**: Good, because \*sniff\* I'm not here to cry on you.

* **Augustus**: Even if you were I wouldn't allow it. I know your weakness.

* **Jayde**: Which one? I'm full of weaknesses.

* **Augustus**: The one where you're weak to me making jokes about your appearance.

* **Jayde**: Oh, well, that's not even the big one. Not like… \*sob\*

* **Augustus**: …Okay, those are real tears. Bring it in for a hug, my friend, and let this compassionate guy hear what's up.

* **Jayde**: It's terrible! I was training and I stepped wrong and an arrow nicked my fur! There was blood everywhere!

* **Augustus**: Everyone's weak to being attacked, Jayde.

* **Jayde**: Not everyone's going to let their species DIE because they're no longer attractive!

* **Augustus**: I'm pretty sure that your species is fi—Jayde why are you moving your armor like that?

* **Jayde**: Look at it! It's horrible! I'm terribly disfigured from a stray arrow!

* **Augustus**: I, uh, won't look because that's a chest that no man wants to open.

* **Jayde**: …Look at my damn cut, you jerk.

* **Augustus**: At this point, I really shouldn't buy into your sob stories, especially ones that involve fake injuries.

* **Jayde**: It's not a fake injury! It's real! Look, there's some blood and…Augustus, please! I'm definitely showing you where I got hurt, not just trying to get you to be attracted to me!!

### A Support

* **Jayde**: So when I approach you crying, you’re allowed to be a jerk to me. But you’re allowed to just waltz up right next to me on the battlefield and it’s all okay? Talk about stupid human double standards.

* **Augustus**: Jayde, you’re half-human.

* **Jayde**: Shut up. I didn’t ask you.

* **Augustus**: Yeesh, you’re bitter today.

* **Jayde**: I said shut up.

* **Augustus**: Man, you’re almost as terrible as some jokes I’ve heard before. Except those made me laugh because of how bad they are. You aren’t exactly eliciting chuckles.

* **Jayde**: FOR THE LOVE OF—oh no. Augustus, duck!

* **Augustus**: Goose!

* **Jayde**: No, get down!

* **Augustus**: I’m not a dancer, Jayde. I don’t “get down.”

* **Jayde**: Gah, just WATCH OUT!

* **Augustus**: What are you going on ab—JAYDE!

…

* **Jayde**: …...

* **Augustus**: Waking up, huh?

* **Jayde**: W-what happened? Last I remember, I was transforming to protect your dense ass from an archer.

* **Augustus**: That’s definitely a thing you did.

* **Jayde**: And now I’m…topless? How embarrassing. This usually only happens when I’m trying to get someone’s attention.

* **Augustus**: Well, when arrows pierce your armor and ruin it when you’re in bunny form, there’s not much it’s going to do for you when you’re back to being normal.

* **Jayde**: I took arrows for you?

* **Augustus**: Basically.

* **Jayde**: What was I thinking? How could I ever ruin my perfect taguel body for someone who doesn’t even like me? I’m hopeless.

* **Augustus**: But I appreciate it. And, uh, the very real injuries that are definitely on your chest this time.

### S Support

* **Augustus**: Jayde! How’s it going today?

* **Jayde**: Same as always, Augustus, except worse.

* **Augustus**: Then wouldn’t that not be the same as always…?

* **Jayde**: Like you actually care.

* **Augustus**: The way I see it, once you see a girl’s bare chest for more than a second, you’re automatically entitled to care.

* **Jayde**: Great. So when you think of me, you think of my bloody and disgusting chest.

* **Augustus**: No way. I think of the smart and beautiful taguel you are.

* **Jayde**: …Oh, shut up. I’m the one that does the flirting around here.

* **Augustus**: That, my dear, wasn’t flirting. Although if you did want me to flirt, I know a few good pickup lines.

* **Jayde**: Please, no, spare me.

* **Augustus**: Are your legs tired?

* **Jayde**: Um, no?

* **Augustus**: Weird, because you’ve been running through my mind for weeks.

* **Jayde**: ......

* **Augustus**: Did I lay it on a bit thick?

* **Jayde**: Oh yeah. I can’t ever get a guy to notice me, and the ONE TIME one does, he’s so turned off by my everything that he tells me cheesy jokes!

* **Augustus**: It…wasn’t a joke, Jayde. It was the truth.

* **Jayde**: Yeah, and I’m the most attractive woman alive.

* **Augustus**: Ever since you sacrificed your superficial beauty to protect me, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you. Yeah, you used to get on my nerves, but you have that effect on people. And now I think I really like you.

* **Jayde**: Hmph.

* **Augustus**: I see a little color rising in those cheeks of yours.

* **Jayde**: It’s n-not like I’ve never had a guy admit his feelings to me before or anything.

* **Augustus**: You’re so cute when you’re flustered.

* **Jayde**: I’m not flustered! Man, now I get why guys don’t like it when I tell them I want to have their babies. It gives one a really weird feeling to be told romantic things.

* **Augustus**: Oh yeah, romance is wei—wait, how many guys have you told you’d have their babies?

* **Jayde**: …A few.

* **Augustus**: And not me? That hurts. I tell you I like you and then I learn this.

* **Jayde**: I’ll stop passing around promises for my body if you’re being serious about liking me.

* **Augustus**: Well those promises better end now because I am crazier for you than…well, anything that’s crazy.

## Jayde and Bohl

### C Support

* **Jayde**: Damn it Bohl.

* **Bohl**: Oh? Why is the rabbit damning at Bohl? Has he done something wrong?

* **Jayde**: Yeah, you sure have.

* **Bohl**: Apologies, Jayde.

* **Jayde**: You…aren't going to ask what you did wrong?

* **Bohl**: No?

* **Jayde**: Why are you so weird?

* **Bohl**: Weird is what is wrong?

* **Jayde**: No!

* **Bohl**: Then what is wrong?

* **Jayde**: I am going to throttle you. Hard. With my fist.

* **Bohl**: Bohl has read books on such behavior!

* **Jayde**: Yeah, I'm sure you have. It's kind of what people do when they don't like other people.

* **Bohl**: You speak of fisting?

* **Jayde**: …welp, that wasn't what I thought you were talking about. Damn it Bohl. Again.

* **Bohl**: What is the damning for this occasion?

* **Jayde**: For nothing! Just like the first time was for you leaving one of your stupid tomes laying around and I totally sliced my hand on a page! You're weird and you disgust me!

* **Bohl**: Oh, okay, to be going now, Jayde?

* **Jayde**: Yes. Yes I'm going now. Don't be weird around me again.

### B Support

* **Bohl**: Oh, hello to Jayde!

* **Jayde**: Er, hi there Bohl. Still being strange as ever, I see.

* **Bohl**: All Bohl has done is a greeting.

* **Jayde**: Yeah, and you're already creeping me out.

* **Bohl**: Oh.

* **Jayde**: See, I even like guys but I can't bring myself to like you. You're just so…weird.

* **Bohl**: But you are giant rabbit woman. Much weirder than a mage with mixed thoughts.

* **Jayde**: Excuse me?

* **Bohl**: That was not mispeaked.

* **Jayde**: \*sigh\* Listen, Bohl, I get it that you meant what you said, but it wasn't the nicest thing you could have said to me there.

* **Bohl**: And you calling Bohl weird is nice? No.

* **Jayde**: But, see, there's a difference! You are weird, and…

* **Bohl**: Big ears, fuzzy bunny fur, giant rabbit woman.

* **Jayde**: …Maybe you were right. But it was still mean!

* **Bohl**: The wrong is in both of us here.

* **Jayde**: I guess? You're still weird and I still don't like you.

* **Bohl**: Same to you, Jayde!

### A Support

* **Bohl**: To be clear as mud, you still do not like the Bohl, yes?

* **Jayde**: Yep, that hasn't changed.

* **Bohl**: Is there any way to make with the changing?

* **Jayde**: Nope, don't think so.

* **Bohl**: …No?

* **Jayde**: Come on, don't act like my opinion actually matters here.

* **Bohl**: But it does.

* **Jayde**: And why's that? Because I'm a girl who actually pays attention to you?

* **Bohl**: Because Bohl would very much like being liked, even by the giant rabbit.

* **Jayde**: You want me to like you?

* **Bohl**: It would be nice.

* **Jayde**: Normally it's me going up to people trying to get them to like me.

* **Bohl**: The turns have tabled, hm?

* **Jayde**: I guess so. And I guess that maaaaaaybe I could like you a bit. You can go from "no way" to "tolerable at best" on my list.

* **Bohl**: Most excellent of ideas. That makes Jayde go from not a friend to a friend on MY list!

* **Jayde**: You…er, have a list?

* **Bohl**: One of many things kept in this head, yes!

* **Jayde**: That's really interesting. What else do you have in there?

* **Bohl**: Lots. Maybe now as friends you can do some digging in the mind and find things of interest to the bunny brain you have!

* **Jayde**: Uh, sounds great, I guess?

## Jayde and Danica

### C Support

* **Jayde**: Okay, listen here you wily bitch, I kn—

* **Danica**: Your glasses. Right.

* **Jayde**: Why do you always do this to me? Personal antagonist, I swear.

* **Danica**: Because if there’s one thing I know is super easy to replace, it’s your dumb glasses.

* **Jayde**: What’s that supposed to mean?

* **Danica**: You break them all the time. Obviously you always get more.

* **Jayde**: I don’t break them ALL the time. Just…some of the time.

* **Danica**: But they’re still easy to replace.

* **Jayde**: Doesn’t mean you can keep stealing them from me!

* **Danica**: Get better at keeping track of your stuff then.

* **Jayde**: I keep track of my stuff just fine! See, look, glasses are firmly on my face. I know where they are now.

* **Danica**: That’s one thing you can manage to know where is.

* **Jayde**: …Danica, don’t.

* **Danica**: I mean, you totally lost track of your dad, didn’t you?

* **Jayde**: That’s it, you’re getting a beatdown from an angry Tague—wait why am I not…?

* **Danica**: Silly Jayde. Can’t keep track of anything. Especially not her special little stone.

* **Jayde**: You’re bullying me.

* **Danica**: I’m just helping a friend out. I’ve got your back…and your stuff.

## Jayde and Harley

### C Support

* **Jayde**: Ugh, what the hell!

* **Harley**: What the hell what the hell?

* **Jayde**: Don't you sass me, Harley!

* **Harley**: Whoa, whoa, simmer down there tiger. What's with the sudden hostility?

* **Jayde**: It's just not fair. I work so hard and put so much effort into being attractive for the guys and what do I get? Nada. Zilch. Nothing! Not even a passing glance.

* **Harley**: And what do I have to do with this?

* **Jayde**: You only have to walk by and every dude in the army suddenly can't shut up about you!

* **Harley**: Really?

* **Jayde**: Yeah, everybody loves you! The guys—and one of the girls—are practically falling over themselves to get you to like them. Don't even try to tell me you didn't notice!

* **Harley**: I didn't. Really. This is news to me.

* **Jayde**: Wha—really?

* **Harley**: I swear. I just thought they were all awkward on their own merits.

* **Jayde**: Heh, only when they're talking to you. Where's the love for the member of the dying species?

* **Harley**: We're all a dying species if we lose.

* **Jayde**: Oh my fucking gods, Harley with the end-times preaching.

* **Harley**: Just making sure your mind was still on the task at hand.

* **Jayde**: My point is, how do you do it? Is it the pixie cut?

* **Harley**: I honestly have no idea. But here's the deal: I don't particularly care about that stuff, so I'll start talking about you to guys, okay?

* **Jayde**: Really?

* **Harley**: Absolutely. I'll tell them all about how great you are and how you deserve a chance.

* **Jayde**: Oh wow...thanks!

* **Harley**: It's the least I can do, Jayde.

* **Jayde**: Harley, you're sweet on me.

* **Harley**: ...Hm.

* **Jayde**: What?

* **Harley**: I can't help but feel like there's something about this conversation I'm missing...

## Jayde and Kelsie

### C Support

* **Kelsie**: Jayde. Jayde. Jaaaaaaayde.

* **Jayde**: Uh, hey there Keshie.

* **Kelsie**: I’ve got something I need to admit to you.

* **Jayde**: Admit to me? You’ve never, well, been one to tell me anything. Except about your failed romances and that sort of stuff.

* **Kelsie**: It’s kind of about something like that?

* **Jayde**: \*gasp\* You found someone here in this time?

* **Kelsie**: Not really.

* **Jayde**: Then it’s old news?

* **Kelsie**: Again, not really.

* **Jayde**: Well NOW I’m interested! What’s up?

* **Kelsie**: I know that I’m into women and all that, but I’ve just got to say, your dad’s kind of hot and I think I’d be all over that if he wasn’t, uh, tied up with your mom.

* **Jayde**: My dad…? Wait did you say he’s tied up??

* **Kelsie**: Not actually tied up! Like, romantically involved. You’ve gotta exist here somehow.

* **Jayde**: Oh. Right. Yeah. Back off my dad. He’s my mom’s.

* **Kelsie**: I know that. I was just saying he’s hot, that’s all.

## Jayde and Justice

### C Support

* **Justice**: Hello Jayde.

* **Jayde**: Hm? Oh hey Justice. I didn't see you there.

* **Justice**: I have a couple of questions to ask you, if that's alright.

* **Jayde**: Sure it is. You don't have to worry about a question limit like with my mom.

* **Justice**: Whew. Okay, so can you change into your bunny form?

* **Jayde**: Um, sure. I guess I can.

* **Justice**: Yay!

* **Jayde**: Okay. Now what? Or did you just want to see the flash of light?

* **Justice**: Now, uh, can I...touch your toebeans?

* **Jayde**: My what?

* **Justice**: Your toebeans! The little black things on your paws.

* **Jayde**: My...paw-pads?

* **Justice**: Yeah yeah, whatever they're called.

* **Jayde**: Um...this is really weird. Usually guys go for the boobs or the butt on a girl, but asking to touch my paw-pads is...strange.

* **Justice**: Please? This isn't in like a sexual way, I just like touching toebeans, and I figured if they're fun to touch on little dogs and cats, then they'll be even more fun to touch on a giant bunny.

* **Jayde**: Urgh, okay...just this once, though.

* **Justice**: Yay!

* **Jayde**: Heehee! Oh my god, that tickles! Ack! Stop.

* **Justice**: ….Holy shit.

* **Jayde**: ...What?

* **Justice**: Hearing you laugh in Taguel form was the scariest thing I've ever witnessed.

* **Jayde**: Heh...sorry.

## Jayde and Spencer

### C Support

* **Jayde**: \*sigh\* If only there was someone who could talk to me and appreciate my charm and my looks.

* **Spencer**: Sighing loudly behind someone isn’t a way to start conversation. Nor is what you followed that sigh with. But how are you, Jayde?

* **Jayde**: Lonely. Miserable. The usual.

* **Spencer**: I don’t know how to react to that. Thanks for the honesty.

* **Jayde**: Oh, you want me to be honest? Well okay.

* **Spencer**: No, that wasn’t an invitation to start listing off problems…

* **Jayde**: My heart hurts from the lack of attention it’s been given. All I can think about is how I’m a failure of a Taguel, not being able to reproduce like I should. There’s a hungry feeling in between m—

* **Spencer**: Jayde. No. Enough.

* **Jayde**: —but you told me to be honest.

* **Spencer**: I thanked you for what you had already said. Elaborations weren’t needed.

* **Jayde**: Then you shouldn’t have sounded sarcastic.

* **Spencer**: What do you know about sarcasm? You act like you were born and raised in a barn.

* **Jayde**: Take that back.

* **Spencer**: Oh, don’t start crying. You know I meant that as a witty comeback.

* **Jayde**: Maybe it’s not me who needs to learn about sarcasm, mister high and mighty prince guy.

* **Spencer**: …Why does this always happen with her? Poor girl’s so desperate for attention that she just loves creating drama.

### B Support

* **Spencer**: Look, Jayde, I get it that I overstepped some boundaries but you can at least accept my apology, can’t you?

* **Jayde**: No.

* **Spencer**: Please? I went and spoke to your mother about this behavior, and she was…well, she first told me that I deserved worse than a little name calling, but then she told me that the only way to cheer you up would be to—

* **Jayde**: Don’t you dare try anything she would. She’s so clueless as a mother.

* **Spencer**: Well, to be fair, she hasn’t exactly had to be a mother yet.

* **Jayde**: Specifics. I’m still mad at you.

* **Spencer**: As you very well can be! Just accept my apology so I can go on my way.

* **Jayde**: I’m not accepting anything from you. Unless…no, I can’t.

* **Spencer**: You can’t what?

* **Jayde**: Nothing.

* **Spencer**: As the future version of the baby who’s got a claim to one of the thrones of Frar, I command you to tell me what I could possibly do to make you forgive my barn comment.

* **Jayde**: Oh, wow, I like when you get all authoritative like that.

* **Spencer**: …I’ve been tricked, haven’t I?

* **Jayde**: Keep talking royal to me. It’s cheering me up.

* **Spencer**: I should have figured that, with you, it was all a matter of getting my attention. You’re so starved for love that you worry a guy into thinking he’s messed up, just for you to pull this stunt.

* **Jayde**: It worked, didn’t it?

* **Spencer**: For you, maybe.