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Hawk Garcia

Hawk Garcia (born 27th April 1996) is the Deputy Head Chef at Raz's Curry shop and the Sales Team Leader at Thornton Stationery Company - Charleston Branch. He is a long known associate of Raz Arafat as well as Liam Johnson (AKA Rookie Spitfire). Hawk met Raz at primary school at the age of 7 and ever since then they have been great friends and are notorious for their skills at cooking Indian cuisine. However Hawk's strongest friendship is with Liam Johnson. This is mainly due to the fact that when Liam was 18 years old and Hawk was 20, Liam saved Hawk's life after Hawk was stabbed in the abdomen by a Syrian Army Soldier. Liam courageously dragged Hawk across the frontlines of Shinshar on the outskirts of Holm to a medical centre where his wounds were tended to.

## Hawk Garcia

### Aliases

Handsome Hawk
Greasy Garcia

### Relatives

Rodrigo Garcia (Father)
Isabella Garcia (Mother)

### Affiliation

Mexico
United States of America

Raz's Curry Shop
Notting Hill Branch

Notting Hill Branch was a branch of Thornton Stationery from 1903 - 7th of April 1995. It later merged with the Chelsea Branch to become Kensington and Chelsea Branch as a part of Jedidiah Thornton's plan to cut on costs

## Employees Upon Dissolution

**Management:**

* William Tansworth - CEO
* Dr David Wilson - Regional Manager

**Sales Team**

* Denzel Pepper - Regional Director of Sales
* Fred Wentsworth - Salesperson
* Julia Crosston - Salesperson
* Tim Crescent - Salesperson
* Bernard Smith - Salesperson

**Accounting Team**

* Jebidiah Thornton - Chief Accountant
* Dante Scrabblepop - Accountant
* Harold Fillmore - Accountant

**Human Resources Team**

* Guatarama Flintstone - H.R. Rep
* The Cashmere King - H.R. Rep
Thornton Greater London Council

The Thornton Stationery Greater London Council is an entity made up of Branch Managers of Greater London branches

## Members

* Steven Whittalow - Council Head
* Priscilla Blythe - Camden Branch
* Vincent Valentine - Southwark Branch
* Alen Wretcham - Tower Hamlets Branch
* Patrick Jones - Lambeth Branch
* Cecil Longstaff - Kensington & Chelsea Branch
* Peter Brown - Kingston Upon Thames Branch
* Albert - Islington Branch
* Stuart Littleton - Haringey Branch
* Peter Jude - Hammersmith & Fulham Branch
* Robert Newport - Hackney Branch
Halifax Branch

Halifax Branch is a branch of Thornton Stationery based in Halifax within the Metropolitan District of Calderdale. It is quite a successful branch within the North of England bringing in more sales than the Salford Branch located in Greater Manchester. The Branch opened in November 2003 as Jebidiah Thornton wanted to increase sales in the North of England, particularly in Yorkshire.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Lewis Armitage - Branch Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Peter Hardcastle - Sales Team Leader
* Harry Baker - Salesperson
* Daniel Cooke - Salesperson

**Accounting Team:**

* Muhammad Khan - Chief Accountant
* Jacob Clegg - Accountant

**Produce Oversight Team:**

* George Walker - Director of Quality Assurance
* Leo Fletcher - Customer Service Representative

**Marketing Team:**

* James Wainwright - Director of Marketing

**Human Resources Department**

* Thomas Moore - H.R Team Leader
* Hayden Robinson - H.R Representative
Lindsay Saffron

Lindsay Saffron is an accountant working at Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington & Chelsea Branch and was born in Bradford, England to James Saffron and Angel Saffron in 4th July 1986. She married to Joseph Rodney in 2022 after they met in a cardboard manufacturing warehouse in Grimsby.

## Lindsay Saffron

### Relatives

James Saffron (Father)
Angel Saffron (Mother)

Joseph Rodney (Husband)

### Affiliation

Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington & Chelsea Branch
Norwich Branch

## Norwich Branch

### Inhabitants

Employees of the Norwich Branch

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Eugene Walters - Regional Branch Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Cloudesley Chesterton - Regional Sales Director
* Stanley Barfolamy - Sales Representative
* Holly Richardson - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Christopher Bridget - Chief Accountant
* Mildred Ethel - Accountant
* Francis Branson - Accountant

**Human Resources Team:**

* Margery Egerton - H.R. Team Leader
* Eleanor Hille - H.R. Representative
Westminster Corporate Branch

Thornton Westminster Corporate Branch is the corporate office of Thornton Stationary, located in the City of Westminster.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Montgomery Thornton - CEO of Thornton Group
* Hugo Higgins - CEO of Thornton Stationery
* John Sackman - President
* Father Salt - Vice President
* Alicia Simmons - CFO

**Sales:**

* Denzel Pepper - President of Greater London Sales
* Trevor Stansfield - Vice President of Greater London Sales
* Hickory Adams - President of Greater Manchester Sales
* Luther Harris - President of Western European Sales
* Randy Jitters - Vice president of Western European Sales

**Legal Department:**

* Mark Wilkes - Chief Attorney
* Julian Sutcliffe - Attorney
* Octavius Jenkins - Attorney
* Wilfred Pebble - Attorney

**Banking:**

* William Filibust - Head of Banking
* Theodore Yates - Chief Banker
* Annie Gregory - Banker

**Shareholders**

* Jasper Scunthorpe
* John Ungman
* Michael Stanhope
* Mortimer Watkins III

**Media relations:**

* Edward Stainthorpe - Head of Radio Thornton
* Samuel Cartwright - Media Press Officer
* Thomas Campbell - Media Correspondent
* Alison Atwell - Media Correspondent

**Marketing:**

* Daniel Middleton - Director of Marketing
* Albert Price - Marketing Representative
* Janet Grover - Marketing Representative
* Tamlin Gregors - Marketing Representative
* Kavi Thaman - Marketing Representative

**Customer Relations:**

* Gulliver Grant - Customer Relations Director
* Jennifer Fisher - Customer Relations Representative
* Eliza Smithers - Customer Relations Representative
* Alex Gracious - Customer Relations Representative

**IT Department:**

* Bruce - Head of IT
* Simon - IT Technician
* Chris - IT Technician
* Jenny - IT Technician

**Accounting:**

* Jason Pebble - Chief Accountant
* Gordon Jones - Accountant
* Jeremy Binder - Accountant
* Alicia Wright - Accountant

**H.R. Department:**

* Michael James - H.R. Team leader
* Olivia Jones - H.R. Representative
* George Godram - H.R. Representative
* Spencer Atkinson - H.R. Representative

**Physical Health Department:**

* Chad Flanders - Head of Physical Health
* Jo Holbert - Physical Health Representatives
* Robert Jibbers - Physical Health Representatives
* Alexis Rodriguez - Physical Health Representatives

**Research Department:**

* Sarah Summerley - Chief Researcher
* Geoff Dunham- Researcher

**Operations Management Department:**

* Jeronicus Clay - Operations Management Representative
* Deion Simpson - Operations Management Representative
* Terry Allen - Operations Management Representative

**Produce Oversight Department:**

* Kimberly Jones - Director of Produce Oversight
* Oskar Greenwood - Director of Supplier Relations
* Hector Whitlock - Produce Oversight Representative
* Ysabel Fuentes - Produce Oversight Representative
Sarah Hairy

Sarah Hairy is a hit-man (or hit-woman) born in Exeter in 16th August 1971. She has the most well known past of any hit-man due to the fact that she attended the Royal Manchester Academy for Crime (Also attended by The Man in Maroon and Life-Man).

It is unknown who her parents were, but they apparently trained her very well in the art of hit-manning. She moved to Manchester when she was 21 (1992) and attended the afore mentioned Royal Manchester Academy for Crime where she learnt of the legendary Life-Man. She idolised Life-Man and sought to be a similarly famed assassin.

## Sarah Hairy

### Aliases

The Hairy One
Hairy Mclary

### Affiliation

Vlad Petrov
The Severed Claw

BATTY

The Roseate Hit-Man Society

## Appearances

### Debut

2007

However, at one point, she was tasked with the job of killing Life-Man. She was at first very adamant to not go but was later forced to. She utilised a strategy involving herself hiding on the ceiling of Life-Man's house until Life-Man had sedated the rest of the hit-men. She dropped down on the floor and held a machete against his head . Life-Man was only saved by Jacquees Higgins and the Claypans who arrived at the last minute.

Sarah Hairy did escape those events and has been involved in many other jobs since then including the time she was hired by a "Man in an Iron Mask" to lead a fake terrorist organisation known as "The Severed Claw". This was actually a scheme made by Vlad Petrov to get back at BATTY after they almost killed his horse. The plan was orchestrated with the help of Mr. Official who had infiltrated the group. After the other Hit-men realised that they were working for Vlad, they ran. Sarah stayed behind and managed to calm the rising tension in the room and also get payment from Vlad at the same time.

However, she most infamously joined the Roseate Hit-Man Society under Thugmaster's leadership after the events of Jebidiah Thornton's Revenge. At one point, she kidnapped DeSaad Pepper. She and DeSaad got bored during the kidnapping played Chocolate Roulette together. Since then, every Saturday, they meet and play chocolate roulette together.
Mortuus Pulchellus

The Greased Lightning

Mortuus Pulchellus (born 27 March 1996) is a Candidate worker for Thornton Stationery - Kingston upon Thames Branch and will begin working at the Branch on 1st June 2021 as an accountant. Pulchellus previously took a summer internship in 2015 for the Kingston upon Thames Branch.
Fabio Pepper

### Aliases

Stuck-Up pretentious middle class politically uneducated careless dimwit (by Denzel Pepper)

### Relatives

Denzel Pepper (Brother)Appleby Pepper (Brother)

Chelsie Pepper (Sister)

Benjamin Pepper (Son)

Kayleigh Pepper (Daughter)

### Affiliation

The Communist Party of Great Britain (1999 - present)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown

Fabio Voltaire Pepper (born 23 March 1964) is the brother of Appleby, Denzel and Chelsie Pepper. He lives a comfortable middle class lifestyle working an office job. Fabio is much like his younger brother, Denzel, however he is differed from Denzel due to Fabio's love of the middle class, and Denzel's hatred of it.

Fabio has a wife called Margaret, two children called Benjamin and Kayleigh, and a dog named Max. Fabio and his family live in a four bedroom house Clapham, where he collects minimalist art and grayscale IKEA furniture. his children attend private school. Fabio and his wife Margaret are enjoyers of easy-listening music and yoga ambience. Benjamin, the eldest, does football on the weekends and Kayleigh does gymnastics. Every Saturday they go on family walks over the Clapham Commons. Fabio regularly wears His'n'Hers sweatshirts with his wife.

Denzel hates visiting Fabio's house, due to it being decorated with everything Denzel hates such as potpourri and 26 inch screens. Denzel is also frightened of endowment plans, which Fabio has. Fabio claims he is a communist and unironically has a statue of Stalin in his living room, unaware that Stalin was a genocidic sociopathic cold-blooded killer, a raging homophobe, a horrible anti-semite and massive misogynist who caused the death of at least 10 million people and is undoubtedly one of the worst people in history. Fabio calls himself a citizen of the world. Fabio owns a lot of expensive vintage clothing bought from online stores, and claims that he got them at charity shops. None of the clothes are actually vintage, rather manufactured in 2019. He usually wears blue jumpers, white shirts and beige chinos.
Chee-Chee (Gorilla)

This article is about the gorilla named Chee-Chee from the film. For the monkey named Chee-Chee from the books, see Chee-Chee.

## Appearances

### Debut

Dolittle

**Chee-Chee** is a gorilla John and Lily Dolittle freed from poachers.

## History

Chee-Chee was supposedly captured by poachers offscreen. He was freed by John and Lily Dolittle.

## Personality

Chee-Chee is shown to be very cowardly in Dolittle. He later gains some bravery through the film.
Conrad Evans

Thornton Stationery

Conrad Harriot Evans (born 28 May 1972) is a former member of the Claypan Gang and former Salesman at Thornton Stationery Company - Manchester Branch. He was the replacement of Bradley Stevenson, who Hugo Higgins inexplicably despised. Conrad was well liked by Hugo, and stayed in the gang until it's breaking up in 2000. He remained a Thornton employee until 2004.

Hugo was recommended to hire Conrad by Sydney Sinclair. Conrad joined the Claypan gang on the 3rd of May 1995, one day before a robbery the Claypans were planning. Conrad was a mod, and arrived to the Claypans HQ on his Vespa Scooter. This impressed Hugo, who purchased a Vespa Scooter a week later.
Mr. Mustang

Mr. Mustang is a master assassin and hit-man who has worked with many organisations in the past. Not much is known about his history but Bernard Smith has assumed that he is in his late 40s (possibly 45). He got his name due to the fact that he rides an orange 1979 Mustang which he usually performs most of hit's in. The machine was discovered in a barn after the events of 2014 (see below) and smashed up by the DPDA.

## Mr. Mustang

### Aliases

Rosco Brooker (Real name)
The Car Killer

### Affiliation

The Roseate Hit-Man Society
Spanish Mafia

## Appearances

### Debut

2014

Mr. Mustang has been part of many groups and companies but perhaps the most famous of these is the Roseate Hit-Man Society. This society was formed in 2014 by Thugmaster and the group consisted of 5 other hit-men. It was disbanded after Mr. Mustang revealed that he was working for another organisation and shot one of the hit-men (Simon Jericho) then tried to kill all the other hit-men. Luckily for the group, Bernard smith and Benjamin Sellers were nearby and contained Mr. Mustang as soon as possible.

Mr. Mustang was placed in the HM Prison Pentonville and was contained their for 5 years. In 2019 he was broken out of prison by unknown persons, his body was later found in the Tower of London and he has been declared dead.
Wendy Walton

### Occupation

Regional Sales Director at Thornton Stationery Milton Keynes Branch (June 2021 - present)Salesperson at Thornton Stationery Milton Keynes Branch (2004 - June 2021)

## Appearances

### Debut

2004

Wendy Walton (born 12 January 1963) is the Regional Sales Director of Thornton Stationery Milton Keynes Branch, and also works as a part time art teacher.

Wendy was born in Binley, Coventry to a happy, working class family. Wendy's father, Roberriot owned a glass company - Walton Lmtd. Her mother worked for the local cheesecake factory, managed by old man Emil Westmore. Emil was a jolly rich man who was happy to give away food to Wendy's family, who often struggled economically.
Giustiniano Salieri

Giustiniano Alessandro Benedetto Eustachio Salieri (Born 20 February 1975) is H.R Representative at Thornton Stationery Company - Plymouth Branch and also the son of Former Mafia Boss of the Ealing Mafia, Vito Matteo Luigi Salieri. Giustiniano is speculated to be a major player in the Ealing Mafia due to his immense popularity, namely because of his Father's former leadership. Giustiniano originally worked at the Manchester Branch (from 1999 to 2007) but fled to Plymouth due to fear of his own safety as he owed money to his fellow employees, Armacio Salamandre and Jacquees Higgins who had threatened to "Rip his eyes out and cut his ears off" if he didn't repay the debt. Giustiniano currently works at the Plymouth Branch and has been working there since 2009.

Giustiniano was born to a wealthy family in San Gimignano in Tuscany, Italy to Vito Salieri.
The Black and Pink Legs Mafia

The Black and Pink Legs Mafia are one of the most dangerous and comedic Mafias in the world. As well as having their main HQ in the USA they have many other "branches" around the world. The Black and Pink Legs Mafia is run by Mr. Lazerooos and his right hand man, Mr. Lazzerton. Their crime syndicates in Poland and Italy are supposedly run by Jasper Scunthorpe as Jasper's grandfather (Edek Letak) was great friends with Mr. Lazerooos' father. Edek Letak ran a Lemon company on the island of Sicily in Italy known as Letak Lemons and it is believed that Mr. Lazerooos' Dad helped to fund the Lemon Company.

In 1979 a man known as Mr. Capulet murdered Jasper and Mr. Lazerooos' parents. This started a vendetta between the mafia and Mr. Capulet. Mr. Capulet was later claimed to have been murdered by Mr. Lazerooos in 2006.

The Black and Pink Legs Mafia has known to ally with Thornton Stationery Company when they are in a tough spot. For example, they appeared on the side of Montgomery Thornton in The June 2021 Thornton Revolution.

The Black and Pink Legs Mafia have made many enemies and have fought with Thornton Stationery in turf wars with Staples in the USA. The Mafia also have employed the likes of Raphaël Dupont to help in their world of crime.

In 2011 Raz the Fearful successfully united all of the crime syndicates in Corsica. He kicked out the Black and Pink Legs Mafia who called all of their forces (including Jasper and Raphaël) to take back their turf. Raz nearly murdered Jasper, but was outwitted and left in a plane crashing into the sea (which was later discovered that he survived).
Salford Branch

The Thornton Stationery Company Salford Branch is based out of Salford, Greater Manchester.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Sydney Sinclair - Regional Branch Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Ricky Garrison - Sales Team Leader
* Andrew Sinclair - Sales Representative
* Wynona Danladi - Sales Representative
* Grover Ecclestone - Sales Representative
* Gonzo - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Henry Pooter - Chief Accountant
* Olivia Davidson - Accountant
* Donald Horneck - Accountant
* Sally Ormerod - Accountant

**Produce Oversight Team:**

* Alberto Verde - Director of Produce Oversight
* Steve Fantastic - Produce Oversight Representative
* Jean Oldham - Produce Oversight Representative
* Mr. Official - Customer Service Representative

**Office Secretaries:**

* Dereck Stanes - Reception

**Marketing:**

* Jason Parry - Director of Marketing
* Rory Accrington - Marketing Consultant

**Human Resources Team:**

* Betty Juice - H.R. Team Leader
* Connor McGrath - H.R. Representative
* Jim Swanson - H.R. Representative
* Seth Mercadel - H.R. Representative
* Harry Ossas - H.R. Representative
Alan Denver

Brother Denver

The Warlock

Alan Joseph Denver (born 12 November 1966) is the regional manager of Thornton Stationery Southampton Branch, and uncredited extra for The Only Way is Essex.

Alan began their escapades at the age of 13, where they were hired to walk dogs around the local neighborhood. Alan was not that great at their job, and ended up losing 28 dogs. At the age of 15, Alan stole a yacht and sailed to the coast of Mexico. Upon arrival, Alan stole a horse, which they named Jenifer Denver and rode around the deserts of Mexico. They were deported one year later after entering a government building in attempt to take control of the Mexican government.

In 1984, Alan became a biblical scholar and took a place at the University of Glasgow. Alan became invested in the Dark Arts and magic, and spent all their time on it. They had written four novellas of cryptic language which they claimed helped reach your "inner magical potential." Alan believed that if enough meditation and chanting was performed, a human would be able to ascend to a godlike creature which is described in their book as

''A three legged funky beast of nature, whose eyes of red contempt shine bright like a diamond. Four millimeters of skin will peel off and you will show your true skin. - Your face will melt into the crevasses and your heart will exit your body.''

Alan was admitted into a psych ward in Halifax in 1986, which is where they met Denzel Pepper, who was also a newly-admitted inmate. Alan was immediately respected by the other inmates. They called themself ''The Warlock'' or ''Brother Denver'' and bit anyone who didn't refer to them as so. On the 18th October 1986, Denzel and The Warlock plotted a break-out of the psych ward, which they accomplished successfully.

From 1990 to 1998, Alan worked a number of low-paying jobs at places like hotels, holiday-inns, and brothels. In 1999, Alan began work at Thornton Stationery Southampton branch upon recommendation of Denzel. In the space of two years, they rose to Regional Manager through smooth-talking and witchcraft. In 2001, Alan burnt every magic book they wrote claiming they were 'poo poo'.

## Gallery

Alan Denver in March 2019Alan Denver laughing 28th May 2021Alan Denver 28th May 2021Alan Denver 28th of March 2022
Gerry Gingerbread

Gingerbread Auto Repairs

Gerry Thomas Gingerbread (born 29 February 1984) is a qualified mechanic and salesman at Thornton Stationery Company Southwark Branch. He also teaches Zumba Dancing part-time.

Gerry was born in Kent, and was known as a local rapscallion, however was ridiculed for his surname; Gingerbread. His nickname at school was ''The Gingerbread Boy''. At the age of 10, Gerry took up flamenco dancing to help him defeat his ridiculers. He gathered a gang of friends at school, and taught them how to dance flamenco. The next day, whilst walking into school, him and his gang performed a fabulous Flamenco dance routine which shocked his tormentors so much that they became his worshippers.

When Gerry completed his O-Levels (Now known as GCSEs) he was rather confused on what to do. Gerry decided to follow his surname and become a Gingerbread manufacturer, however his factory was soon closed due to his products accidentally food poisoning people. Gerry gave a tearful apology on Radio Kent.

Gerry's next venture was to attempt to start a political party and run in the 2005 British General Election as MP for Gravesham. This party was named The Gingerbread party and advocated for policies not dissimilar to those of Clement Attlee. When 2005 came, Gingerbread came in last and was removed from the history books. To this day, no trace of the party can be found, other than the former 200 or so members.
Grandmother Edna's Nursery

Grandmother Edna's Nursery is an organization/cult within Thornton Stationery Company created to worship Grandmother Edna. Grandmother Edna is Omniscient, Omnipotent and Omnipresent.

Vlad Petrov was a member of the cult for seven days until he ate The Heiress' Newfoundland Dog.

## Members:

* Grandmother Edna
* The Heiress
* Macaulay Thorley
* Albert
* Jebidiah Thornton (possibly)
* Sydney Sinclair (possibly)
* Orange County Branch (possibly)
* Denzel Pepper (possibly)
* Jasper Scunthorpe (possibly
* Cecil Longstaff (probably)
* Vlad Petrov (formerly)
The Thornton Army/Cub Scouts

The Thornton Army was founded in 2014, with suggestion from Patrick Jones, the ranger of Lambeth Branch. Jebidiah Thornton loved this idea and began an army consisting of about 187,000 soldiers in 2014. The age range of the soldiers is 10 - 23. The soldiers undergo brutal training, commanded by Patrick Jones and The Thornton Assassins. The training program takes one year in total, and if even one task is failed, the soldiers have to take the entire course again. The soldiers are woken up by Thornton Staff members every day at 5:50 AM, and taken to the training grounds. Every Thursday, the soldiers watch a military documentary. The soldiers that join become extremely disciplined young men and women.

The Thornton Army are capable of defeating the armies of The USA, North Korea, Russia, China, Mongolia, Turkey, Germany and France combined with their training.

Once becoming an official soldier at the age of 11, the children must drop out of secondary school and join the Thornton Secondary Education Trust. They will be provided with modernised muskets and modernised colt revolvers produced by Thornton Weaponry.
Barry Thompson

Boy Barry

Barry the Cruiser

Bart the Bruiser (Father)

Bethany the Bruiser (Sister)

Betty the Bruiser (Mother)

Bertha the Bruiser (Grandmother)

Brody the Bruiser (Grandfather)

Barry Thompson (born 1st January 1983) is a Marketing Consultant at Thornton Stationery Kensington & Chelsea Branch (previously Croydon Branch). Barry comes from a long lineage of Bruisers. The Thompson family motto is ''Cruisin' for a Bruisin' ''. The Bruiser heritage started in 1877 with Bennett the Bruiser, a famous Parisian Bruiser. The Thompson Bruisers bruised people in the streets of Paris from 1877 - 1929 until they moved to Scunthorpe so that they could take over the city of Scunthorpe. This backfired as they fell in to poverty.
Victor Strongbow

''Valiant'' Victor ''Vicky'' Strongbow (born 11th of May 1971) was a member of the Clapyan Gang from 1991 to 2000, and currently works as the manager of a Morrissons shop in Chesterfield.

Victor was a succesful session bass player, and in 1994 was payed five thousand pounds in cash. This money was used to acquire Jack Daniels on a ferry for the Claypans to drink on their way to Amsterdam in early 1994, however security guards wrongly declared that the 50 pound note he used was forged.
Charleston Branch

The Charleston Branch of Thornton Stationery Company is based in Charleston, South Carolina. The branch was established in 1988, when Cragglethorne opened branches in the United States. It was originally planned to be opened on the 14th of September 1987, however was delayed to the 8th of January 1988 due to a shift in power at Cragglethorne Stationery.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Raz Arafat - Regional Branch Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Hawk Garcia - Sales Team Leader
* Valentini Lorenzo - Sales Representative
* Giovani Santini - Sales Representative
Darren Ronson

Darren is The Brother of Brock in Los Santos When Darren's Hair came Out Ginger when It Was Growing and Brock's Hair was Out Black when It Was Growing.

2007: When He Started being An LSPD When Darren needed To Started in 2008.

2015: Darren Started Football to Get Better Sport in Mirror Park.

2018: When Darren can See Something going On With Baddies he Tries To Say "Hands Up You And Stop the Bad things"

2021: The LSPD Came with A Idea to Make an New Now Hiring Billboard when Darren is Gonna be On there.

## PC Darren Ronson

### Affiliation

Los Santos PoliceLos Santos Football Club
KU-Kanpur University Militia

The KU-Kanpur University Militia is a Militia Group founded by Vincent Valentine, Charanjeet Singh and Tamanna Mohanty in 1976. The group used sticks and stones to attack rival universities, and occasionally carried out trips to different countries such as their invasion of the Shetland Islands in 1980.
Lord Abdul Sinister

Abdul Jimmy Sinister (born 14th of September 1980) is a salesman at Thornton Stationery - Islington Branch, as well as entrepreneur and aspiring business mogul. He has asked us to refer to him as 'Lord', however, his title of lord was bought online, and not legally betrothed upon him.

Abdul was raised in a middle-class family in South London.
Royston Farwell

Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington & Chelsea Branch

Royston Johnson Farwell (born 12 February 1959) is the produce oversight director at Thornton Stationery Company - Islington Branch. Farwell was born in Mile End in 1959, to a working class family.

Farwell began work at Thornton Stationery in April 2009 in the Islington branch. Farwell was a well-liked employee, and generally friendly man. On the 17th of May 2021, Farwell was transferred to the Kensington and Chelsea Branch. After staying at the branch for a few months, he was later relocated back to the Islington Branch
North American Branches

In the mid 1970s, Cragglethorne Stationery expanded into North America, setting up several branches in large cities such as New York and L.A. Over the years, several more branches were established in North American locations.

## Best Performing Branches

1. New York City Branch
2. Beverly Hills Branch
3. Charleston Branch
4. Quebec City Branch
5. San Francisco Branch
Alfonso Lacroix

Alfonso Lacroix was born in March 8th 1976 in Paris, France. Alfonso has been a worker at Thornton Stationery Company - Paris Branch for as long as all of his crew: La Bande des Parisiens de L'ouest (The Western French Massive). The gang started in 1992 when Thornton Stationery was desperately attempting to hire members to outcompete Reginald Stationery Inc. and began a long upward journey to help Thornton fight this foe.
Michael Stanhope

The Mogul of World's End

Daddy Stanhope

Doctor Stanhope

The Beauty of World's End

Mr Michael "Perfect" Stanhope

Michael Stanhope Reactive Chemicals

Stanhope's Cosmetics

Stanhope Lounge

Thornton Stationery Company

Michael Stanhope (born 23 July 1980) is a shareholder of Thornton Stationery Company and business mogul.

Stanhope owns Stanhope Industries, a massive company located in World's End, Kensington. The Company owns several businesses including: Stanhope Rubber Duck Manufacturers, Michael Stanhope Reactive Chemicals, Stanhope's Cosmetics and Stanhope Lounge. He is estimated to be worth £23.4 million, and donates most of his income to charities, as he is not a twat.

## **Childhood**

Stanhope was born in Bexleyheath, London. He was raised by a single mother named Charmayanne. His interest with the stock market began at the age of nine, when he persuaded his mother to invest 23 GBP in Microsoft for him. This made him 23 thousand GBP. Stanhope began investing in Thornton Stationery at the age of 12, which is when he began attending shareholders meetings.

At the age of 13, Stanhope gathered a gang of new mates: Edwidge Fillmore, High Priest Bonifried of Essex, and Allisson Parish. Together, they founded Stanhope Club, originally an after-school club. Stanhope declared himself Year 8 Prefect, which the teachers reluctantly agreed to.

## **Business Ventures**

Stanhope made his first million by the age of 16. At the ripe age of 19, Stanhope was worth £7 million, and with this bought a small island of the coast of Kent, which he turned into an island ruled by medieval laws. Laws such as: Archery must be done by everyone every Sunday, If a crime is committed a hue and cry must take place, etc.
John Sackman

### Occupation

President of Thornton Stationery Company (2018 - present)Vice-President of Thornton Stationery Company (2014 - 2018)

Head Of Physical Health at Thornton Stationery (2004 - 2014)

Physical Health Analyst at Thornton Stationery (1999 - 2004)

Personal Trainer (1994 - 1999)

## Appearances

### Debut

1999

John Aloysius Sackman (born 14th of February 1966) is a British-Canadian business mogul, and President of Thornton Stationery Company. John was hired in July 1999 as a Physical Health Analyst for Thornton Stationery Company - Westminster Corporate Branch. He was a physically fit man, who kept himself incredibly healthy. In 2003, he introduced the ''Apple a day keeps the doctors away'' initiative.
Level 1

# Episode Select

1. One: Number One

2. Another One: Introducing Addition

3. Two: Number Two

4. Three: Number Three

5. One, Two, Three: Counting to Three

6. Four: Number Four

7. Five: Number Five

8. Three Little Pigs: Adding Ones

9. Off We Go!: Ordering Numbers to Five

10. How to Count: Counting

11. Stampolines: Arrangements to Five

12. The Whole of Me: Numberbonds to Five

13. The Terrible Twos: Adding Ones

14. Holes: Numberbonds to Five

15. Hide and Seek: Numberbonds of Five

16: Once Upon a Time: Recap on Numbers One to Five

17. Blockzilla: "Greater" "Less" and "Equal to Five

18. The Numberblocks Express: Numberbonds to Five

19. Fruit Salad: Part Wholes

20. Zero: Number Zero

# Songs

1. This Is Fun!: Number One
2. Everything Is Better With Two: Number Two
3. Number Three Is Here: Number Three
4. I'm Four (Have We Met Before): Number Four
5. High Five!: Number Five
6. The Whole Of Me Is: Numberbonds to Five
Jerusalem Pens and Pencils

Jerusalem pen's and Pencil's was founded in 1978 by Avraham Khan and was a small shop in the centre of Jerusalem. It began to grow in popularity as a group of kids found the shop and Avraham paid them to transport his goods around the whole of Jerusalem. Very soon Avraham had a Stationery Empire spanning the entire town of Jerusalem.

In 1998 Jebidiah Thornton expanded the company to Jerusalem where he sent a Thornton Assassin to scout the area. The Assassin reported back to Jebidiah with the information that Their was a huge Stationery Company their already known as Jerusalem Pen's and Pencil's. Jebidiah clenched his fist and slammed his hands down on the table. He angrily told the Assassin to beat it and to get this Avraham Khan or he would have the Assassin's head.

## Jerusalem Pens and Pencils

### Other Names

The Best Stationery Company (in Jerusalem)

## Appearance

### Debut

1998

Their were many Assassination attempts on Avraham but most of them failed and the final attempt was on May 6th 2000. The Thornton Assassins injected Avraham with Trenlain which rendered him unconscious. The Assassins booted Avraham in the head and finally shot him in the left lung with a futuristic crossbow. The Thornton Stationery Company - Jerusalem Branch was then formed to replace Jerusalem Pen's and Pencil's. Jerusalem went into a great depression as Avraham was a staple of their city. Every May 6th, the people of Jerusalem gather in a circle and sing a song about Avraham.

The Song (translated to English) goes like this:

"Oh Avraham, Oh Avraham

We love you Avraham

We pray to the lord all despite

That Jebidiah's silly plight

Oh Avraham, Oh Avraham

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Victoria Street Mcdonald's Turf War 1986.

The 1986 Victoria Street McDonald's turf war was a ferocious and turbulent turf war which took place from the 22nd of September to the 23rd of September. The war consisted of two days of endless fighting and violence.

On the 20th of September, 1986, Gary 'Tenacious' Stainthorpe - the leader of the East Grimsby Massive pulled up outside the Headquarters of the West Grimsby Massive - Western Primary School. The Headquarters was supplied to the Massive earlier in the year by then 10 year old Eugene Koi. Stainthorpe and his croonies. ''Ayo G, you bare weird, man, hanging outside a primary school? Tsst.'' declared Stainthorpe. Dennis Paltrow - dressed in a pink silk shirt and black silk trousers and Riccardo Midlands - dressed in a silk gold t-shirt and silk red trousers with silk red suspenders were furious. ''You chatting wet, fam?'' proclaimed Riccardo. ''Yeah man, chatting wet on your mum'' shouted Stainthorpe. Riccardo was greatly angered, and bore a menacing look on his face. The September sun shone through the trees and onto Riccardo's hair.
Hackney Branch

Hackney Branch is the fifth most well performing branch in London of Thornton Stationery Company. The branch was founded in 1926 due to the company's large growth and more demand for the office supplies the company had to offer.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Robert Newport - Regional Branch Manager
* Maximillian Dixon - The Grand Old Man

**Sales Team:**

* Arthur Rickard - Regional Sales Director
* Michael Wilibond - Sales Representative
* Cybil Henshawe - Sales Representative
* Timothy Carbonall - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Maximillion Dixon - Chief Accountant
* Charlie Bacon - Accountant
* Karina Rae - Accountant
Chesney Bentlethorne

The Speedy Trickster

Chesney Bentlethorne (born 27th February 2003) is an intern at Thornton Stationery Kensington & Chelsea Branch. Chesney is known for his strong advocacy of the Liberal Democrats much to the frustration of his best friend Mortuus Pulchellus who believes both The Labour Party and The Green Party are much better. Luckily, they still have an extremely strong friendship despite this. Chesney supports the Liberal Democrats to the extent where his only means of transportation is the Liberal-Democrat-Mobile, a Mustard Yellow 2017 Jeep Wrangler that he has had since he earned his driver's licence in March 2020. Chesney refuses to use any other vehicle or even mode of transport.
Jarome Mounfield

Jarome Stanley Mounfield (born 13th of April 1968) is a Sales Representative for Thornton Stationery Kensington & Chelsea Branch, and former Receptionist at Butlin's Leisure Centre. Jarome was hired on the 24th of September 2022 by Cecil Longstaff, who knew Jarome through his old job at Pham House. Jarome was a frequent customer at Pham House in the mid 90s, and the two kept contact throughout the years.
Fred Wentsworth

### Affiliation

Thornton Stationery (1990 - present)The Fred Wentsworth Multi-Media Cosmic Tangerine Experience (1983 - 1984)

The Fred Wentsworth Antique Pottery Dealership (1984 - 1986)

### Occupation

Salesman at Thornton StationeryAntique Pottery Dealer

## Appearances

### Debut

1990

Frederick Alexander Wentsworth (born 20 May 1961) is a well -bred young man about town and salesman at Thornton Stationery Kensington & Chelsea Branch. Frederick is an elegant former banker, and dealer of antique pottery with a love for Britain.

Fred was brought up by his mother in Portsmouth England. He was the middle child of his family. Fred also had a younger sister named Sasha and an older brother who he refuses to talk about. In 1979, Fred attended a Business Management Course at the University of Bristol, however left in November of the same year due to it being filled with poshos. In 1980, Frederick began a gossip magazine called the Bristol Banker, where he would write stories about bankers and businessmen who he deemed foolish.

In 1982, Fred closed down the Bristol Banker, and took a new career path as an attempted playwright. He organised ''The Fred Wentsworth Multi-Media Cosmic Tangerine Experience'' (FWMMCTE) in Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire. In July of 1983, Fred met Denzel Pepper, a local fishmonger, and recent Goth convert. Pepper was recruited to the FWMMCTE, where he performed for until March of 1984. The most famous play was called ''The Green Grass of Home'' (inspired by Tom Jones' song, the Green Green Grass of Home). It was written in September 1983, and first performed on the 28th of November 1983. It included performances by Denzel Pepper, Biff Fletcher and Neil Paramore, as well as musical interludes by Fred and Denzel. The show was a massive failure.

Wentsworth took an interest in antique pottery in March of 1984, and decided to shut down the FWMMCTE, and replace it with 'The Fred Wentsworth Antique Pottery Dealership' in Hebden Bridge.

From August to October 1986, Fred travelled to various countries in Eastern Europe, where he learnt fluent Polish, fluent Slovakian, fluent Hungarian, fluent Romanian, fluent Bulgarian and fluent Serbian. A folk-legend began to circulate of the man with the piercing eyes with a briefcase, who would come and give one pound coins to villagers. He was regarded as a Santa Claus-like figure. Upon his return to Hebden Bridge, he closed his Antique Pottery shop, and began putting on plays in Polish.

In late November 1986, Denzel asked Fred to help him perform a set of 15 disko songs Denzel had written with his friend, Captain Disco (local Disko Lover). Denzel also asked Fred to put on a play as an opening act to his performance. The play was performed in the audience part of the venue as opposed to being on stage and it lasted 45 minutes. The only things that Fred would tell us about the play is that it took place in a Diskotek.

In 2015, Fred revealed to Cecil Longstaff that he has a criminal history from 1986. Since then, he has exclusively used cash for transactions and does not have a bank account.
Kendrick Hudson

### Occupation

Sales Team Leader of Thornton Stationery Paigton Branch (2019 - present)General Secretary of the Claypans Fanclub (1998 - 2001)

## Appearances

### Debut

2019

Kendrick Hudson (better known as Hudson) (born 27 April 1986) is the Regional Branch Manager of Thornton Stationery Company -Paigton Branch, as well as fearsome biker in the local area. The man was born in Manchester, and lived there until the age of 21.

When Hudson was 12 years old, he witnessed a local gang - The Claypans, carrying out a drug deal with his older brother. Hudson was inspired by the Claypan's style. He asked the leader/co-leader - Hugo Higgins how to be as cool as him. Hugo said ''If you wanna be cool in life, it's all about cigarettes, alcohol and rock 'n' roll.'' Hudson took this to heart. He became obssessed with the Claypans, purchasing all sorts of merch and memorabilia. His father was greatly opposed to this, as he was a strict man of uptight integrity, who did not much care for the Claypans' rock 'n' roll lifestyle. He ordered Hudson to take down a poster which proclaimed ''COCAINE RULEZ!'' however Hudson refused and said ''Up yours, dad, I'm gonna do loads of fucking drugs cos I'm all cool-like'' his father punished Hudson, however Hudson simply took out his comb and combed his hair to piss off his father.

When Hudson was 14, he planted weed on his school rival - Teddy Malone. His school found out about this, and suspended him. Hudson wrote a letter to the Claypans begging for help, and the Claypans delivered, and beat up the school authorities, after bribing them to unsuspend Hudson.

In 2007, Hudson moved to Devonshire for University. There, he met Frosty. A well-known local greaser, who also happened to be a fan of the Claypans. By this time the Claypans had been split up for years, however the two wanted to form their own gang in celebration of the Claypans. While their gang has come nowhere near the Biblical proportions of the Claypans, they have still gained local notoriety.

In 2019, Hudson managed to track down the company which Hugo and Jacquees Higgins worked for - Thornton Stationery. In hopes that he would be like his heroes - he applied for a job for his local Thornton Branch, and landed a position in the sales team.
Joseph Rodney

Joseph Rodney is the Director of Quality Assurance at Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington & Chelsea Branch and was born on August 8th 1987 in Shrewsbury, England. Joseph was born to Paapa "Chuckle" Rodney and Samantha Rodney and has a brother called Danny. When Joseph was five he beat his brother with a stick when he said that Joseph wore bad clothes. Since then, Joseph and his brother have fought on many occasion with sticks as weapons.

After finishing university, Joseph moved out of his parents house and went to live in Camden, London and in 2006 he started work as an intern at Thornton Stationery Company - Camden Branch. A year later he became a Director of Quality Assurance and was contempt working there. He was later relocated to the Kensington & Chelsea Branch in 2009 with the same job.

## Joseph Rodney

### Relatives

Danny Rodney (Brother)
Samantha Rodney (Mother)

Paapa "Chuckle" Rodney (Father)

Lindsay Saffron (Wife)

### Affiliation

Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington and Chelsea Branch

## Appearances

### Debut

2009

In 2013, Joseph made friends with Jacob Steves and invited him to join the branch since Jacob was jobless. Jacob agreed and joined the branch.

In 2022, he married to Lindsay Saffron after they met in a cardboard manufacturing warehouse in Grimsby thanks to Cecil Longstaff.

## Gallery

Joseph RodneyJoseph in a pink suitJoseph in his living roomJoseph fighting his brother
Mark Wilkes

Bernard Smith (2008 - 2018)

Mark Wilkes (born 23 May 1977) is the Chief Attorney at Thornton Stationery Limited Unlimited, Westminster Corporate Branch. He attended Vauxhall college from 1995 to 2001, where he studied law.

Mark was brought up in Essex in a middle class household, and always had a passion for law. In his younger years he was bullied by the proto-roadmen at his school. Mark would reply by quoting various laws which would render the bullies confused due to their infinitely smaller minds. In 1995, Mark moved to Vauxhall to study law at Vauxhall College. He graduated his class in 2001, with the highest grade, and a degree in Law.

In 2000, he briefly acquired a job as a veterinary for Bethnal Green Veterinary Services, however was soon fired for not having any qualifications as a vet. In July 2001, Mark gained a Graduate Diploma in Law and applied for a Legal Practice Course. From September 2001 - September 2002, he took a one year pupillage in chambers. In October 2002, he became fully ordained as a Lawyer.

In September 2001, Mark also undertook a job as a Customer Service Rep. at Thornton Stationery Tower Hamlets Branch.

In April 2003, Mark Wilkes undertook his first legal client - Denzel Pepper, and served the Denzel Pepper Detective Agency as their lawyer. Mark met Denzel through the 2002 Thornton Stationery company conference, where Denzel asked Mark ''Do you reckon that if I nicked a dog of the streets the coppers would notice?'' Mark was initially dubious of Denzel, thinking he was planning a dognapping plot. However, in a couple of months Denzel and Mark became good friends.

In 2009, Denzel played the West London Golfing Championship, and lost to Lady Rostefaru. Denzel soon became suspicious, as Rostefaru has never previously played golf. It had been found out that Rostefaru paid a hefty price to the judges in order for her to win. Denzel took her to court, with Mark as his lawyer. Mark won Denzel the championship, the case, and 23,000 GBP just by saying ''Denzel Michael Pepper IS the West London Golfing Champion. Anyone who disputes that makes themselves an enemy of the EU, Queen and Country.'' The delivery of these words made the judge shed a tear, and declare the case closed, with Denzel as the winner.
Southampton Branch

## Southampton Branch

### Inhabitants

Employees of Thornton Stationery Southampton Branch

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Alan Denver - Regional Branch Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Grayson McMillan - Regional Sales Director
* Kyle Moraband - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Daniel Koffi - Chief Accountant
* Zachary Thompson - Accountant

**Human Resources Team:**

* Salazar Handler - H.R. Team Leader
Lambeth Tales

Lambeth Tales is an album recorded between November 2017 and January 2018, and mixed and finished in December 2018. The album was released on 12 June 2019, and hit 70 on the UK country/polka charts. The album was released on CD, 12 inch Vinyl and cassette.

## Tracks:

* A Ballad for Thornton
* The London Underground
* Lambeth Life
* I am a Lambethonian
* God Save Lambeth
* Fuck Hammersmith
* FUCK THE TORIES - A GUIDE TO FUCKING THE TORIES IN THEIR RICH ELITIST ARSEHOLES