Glaggleland

Gazolanders

Glooberlanders

Glagglelander

Giggler (Informal)

**Glaggleland** (*gla • gel • land*) is a theme park filled with dangerously fun amusement rides, many snacks, and visitors roaming around the park.

## Contents

* 1Overview
* 2Locations
	+ 2.1Quawlperville
	+ 2.2Blibble's field
	+ 2.3Gazoland
* 3Terminology
* 4Miscellaneous
* 5The Glaggleland Massacre
	+ 5.1The Battle at Blibbles Field
* 6References

## Overview

Glaggleland is known for being home to the most dangerous, but fun rides that are scattered throughout the whole Glaggleland park, as well as its delectable and delicious goodies. It is also home to one of the most huge cities for many visitors and Glags to live in. Ranging around 6,780km in length and 6,780,000,000 km2 in area, with huge structural buildings that soar through the clouds of the sky, and most of them can be found in a city called Quawlperville. It is estimated that 67,890-256,980 tourists go to Glaggleland every single day.

Glaggleland's main color is yellow, and most products or franchising used in Glaggleland being covered in a yellow tint. It's also known for it's usage of many smiley faces, and even one of the inhabitants, **Gigglers**, having a smiling face most of the time.

Glaggleland's main currency is **Bintar** (☻), used in almost everything being sold in Glaggleland. One Bintar is equivalent to 10$. Glaggleland's other, and discontinued currency, are Charples. It is equivalent to -10 USD cubed. The reasoning for the discontinuing is due to runaway inflation. Back in Jan 19, 2023, every Charple in circulation rapidly inflated with helium and floated away, causing for the replacement of Bintar.

In Glaggleland, there is a very known hatred for a dark deity known as **Enphoso** for attempting to destroy their whole park in one way or another, causing for many fatalities, and structural disasters, most notable events are the very well-known massacre, as well as the battle/standoff in Blibble's field.

## Miscellaneous

* Rides
* Creatures
* Foods

The main attraction of it all, the titular **rides** of Glaggleland.

There are estimated to be around 3,001 rides in Glaggleland, and 458 still in construction. The rides listed here are on the top 15 list of Glaggleland's rides, judging from how fun, and popular they are. The rides include;

**The Zuemshlomper**

*The Zuemshlomper* is a ride with 12 cabins and 2 seats inside each one of them. The ride is known to function similarly to a Ferris Wheel but in a ovular shape and in a increased speed. The ride is 20ft long, and costs ☻450,173245901 to enter.

**Blinkomobonkle**

The *Blinkomobonkle* is a rollercoaster ride infamous for it's long loops and steep heights. The ride has 4 bench seats and is 14ft in width. Costs ☻726,10292829346 to enter.

**The Mechanism**

*The Mechanism* is a ride that is originally from Gazoland, but another one was made for Glaggleland due to popular demand. More information about the ride can be found here.

This replica of The Mechanism costs ☻34,0032 to enter.

**Worm-on-a-String**

The *Worm-on-a-string* is a self-explanatory ride where one rides colorful worms attached onto a string and the base spinning in fast speeds. It is 7ft in width and costs ☻32,109292892 to enter.

**ZimZlobber**

The *ZimZlobber* is a ride with 12 cabins and 4 seats inside of them. it is a spinning type ride, and costs ☻39,129299756226. it is 8ft in length.

**Youth in Asia Coaster**

The *Youth-in-Asia-Coaster* is a very extremely dangerous, but fun roller coaster ride that is said to be "so fun you'll ride on it forever". it has one huge hill, and 7 loops on the coaster. It is 32ft in width and costs ☻1945,824566769420 to enter.

#### The Shlorngerer

**The Bloingboinker Machine** *The Bloingboinker Machine* is a machine that is stated to be a place where children described as "bad & naughty" are taken to. From the video the post by @GlagglePosting is replying to, it can be assumed it is similar in appearance to the Robotron on the cruise ship MSC *Seascape*.
Notably, it is the only ride in Glaggleland to have its purpose be child discipline, not enjoyment.

## The Glaggleland Massacre

Or commonly known as the "The Great Giggle Massacre of 2097", this very important event happened back in December 20th of 2097. This very devastating event was caused by one of the most hated deity known to Glaggleland, Enphoso. He caused many fatalities, and deconstructivism, many rides were demolished by his lead supporters, and soldiers, *Enphosians*, and killed many Glaggolians and destructed half of the Gazolandic population, as well as killing half of the species. It is estimated that 745.950 fatalities were to happen. (Exact number is still being counted, however.)

A few months after the incident, Enphoso would strike back again at a standoff at **Blibble's field**.

### The Battle at Blibbles Field

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* Glaggleland is based off one of the most popular things on media, being the titular "Smiley Faces" created by Harvey Ball.
* Goobabs are called "Marimo" or "Marimo Moss Balls" in reality.
* The creator of Glaggleland is **Zleeb**, and the co-owner is **Hambubrger**.

## References

1. ↑ https://glagglepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Enphoso
2. ↑ @GlagglePosting (July 9, 2023). Glaggleland on X: "Bad & naughty children get taken to the bloingboinker machine". *X*. Retrieved August 29, 2023.
3. ↑ Oliver, Jorge (December 13, 2022). "Taking A Spin on MSC Seascape's Newest Thrill Ride, Robotron". *Cruise Critic*. Retrived August 29, 2023.
4. ↑ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey\_Ball
5. ↑ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marimo