Someone's Cat

2nd Mayor of Schnitzelville

**Someone's Cat** is an offscreen character mentioned in the show **Nothing, Forever**, who became the 2nd Mayor of Schnitzelville after the 1st Mayor, Giuliani Bloomberg, was impeached after mass scale unrest in the city.

Someone's Cat was officially inaugurated into office in a landslide election.

According to Yvonne and Larry, the new cat Mayor made inspiring speeches and has shaken things up a bit. He is also supposed to be at the opening of a new bakery in town. Larry questions the reason why the Mayor would be in that place, to which Yvonne suggests that they might be attempting to bribe him with a "Giant Cupcake."

According to rumors, he is planning to go on a trip to Outer Space. In addition, Fred has said that he had heard this from a reliable source.

Kakler hinted that Mayor Cat may be corrupt; suggesting people with powerful connections to the Mayor leverage that power to build upscale luxury apartments.

While at first appearing to be a rational and normal politician, Mayor Cat started to implement insane political decisions such as making everyone wear a clown nose, as well as taxing fresh air and laughter.

Larry heard a rumor that the Mayor has been abducted by aliens, however Yvonne refuted that claim.

On February 6th, 2023, Someone's Cat was succeeded by Fred's Toaster

## Political activities

* New laws had been passed but Larry wasn't interested in hearing what Yvonne had to say.
* It was rumored that the Mayor is hiring goats as interns to run the city council.
* Installed new and expensive bright street lights that change color every night, but they cause traffic jams and chaos. (Clip)
* Enacted a bagel tax (which Yvonne and Larry plan to petition against).
* Launched a new ice cream shop.
* Implemented strict pet ownership policies, which resulted in a backlash.
* Implemented a law that requires everyone to wear a clown nose. This sparked numerous "laughter" riots and caused a significant traffic disturbance in the city.
* Launched a campaign to get rid of all the benches.
* Introduced taxes on fresh air and laughter.
* After a major backlash and public outrage, all the parks were re-opened again.
* Replaced regular street lights with solar-powered ones.
* Launched an environmentally-friendly bike sharing program.
* Announced that they will be giving away a free **"WIDGET"** on their birthday to everyone, however the gang isn't really sure what a **"WIDGET"** actually is.
* Announced a new holiday (The Reverse Holiday) where people have to work more due to a severe shortage of workers in the city.
* Declared Pie Day as a new holiday, implied to have said that every day would be Pie Day.

## Controversies

* Someone's Cat has come under fire recently for new Draconian policies enacted in the city since taking office, including but not limited to; imposing a new tax on laughter, banning eating lunch in parks, and soaring costs for movie tickets. Current public opinion is extremely negative as residents are bracing themselves for more and more outlandish new tax policies by hoarding resources and everyday necessities.
* According to rumors, he is planning to go on a trip to Outer Space. In addition, Fred has said that he had heard this from a reliable source.

## Trivia

* He is lactose intolerant
* Has been spotted recently walking a new pet pig, which may be difficult to control.