Arkham Barely Believe It

This is how Arkham Barely Believe It goes in Mac Grimborn's Adventures of LEGO DC Super Villains.

[We then see Arkham Asylum]

[Robert is walking with a guard]

Guard: Come on, Rob, the doc wants to see ya.

Robert: Great, another trip to the couch.

[Then we see Joker's cell]

[He is throwing pies]

[Mercy approaches him]

Mercy Graves: Pie?

The Joker: Oh, what flavor filling?

[He takes it as the hologram of Lex appears]

Lex Luthor: Hello, Joker.

The Joker: Lex! Are you a ghost?

Lex Luthor: Ugh, no, I'm not a ghost. I need you as many of your Arkham cellmates so that you can muster to meet me at the Hall of Doom.

The Joker: Well, I am out of pies. You get me out, and I'm all yours.

Lex Luthor: Good clown.

[His hologram disappears]

Captain Cold: Let's do it, Joker!

[Cold gets out his new freeze cannon]

[Joker breaks his cell door open]

[They build a channel machine]

[We then cut with Lois]

Lois Lane: Strange. Mac made a call as he got my number.

Jimmy Olsen: Didn't he tell you that he was going to find out the truth of the Justice Syndicate?

Lois Lane: He did. Strange.

Jimmy Olsen: Hm. That isn't like him.

Lois Lane: Absolutely not!

[Then Lois notices something]

[It turns out to be Ultraman]

Lois Lane: Was that Ultraman flying over?

Jimmy Olsen: Maybe?

Lois Lane: Something big must be going on. And we're gonna find out what it is. This gala might not be so boring.

Jimmy Olsen: That's an V.I.P. Only area, Lois.

Lois Lane: I doubt that matters, Jimmy.

[They head to the Rooftop Gala]

[We then cut back at Arkham]

[Joker changes the guards' channel to Channel 52]

[Then it explodes]

The Joker: Whoa, trippy!

[Then they escape]

[They battle guards]

[Then they find Livewire's cell]

[They open it up]

[Livewire escapes]

Livewire: Oh, is somebody letting Livewire out to play?

[Livewire lights up the place]

[Then Reverse-Flash appears]

Reverse-Flash: Free at last! Time to stretch my legs.

[They enter inside the prison]

[Then Merlyn appears]

[Then they wake up Grundy]

[Then the break the door]

[They enter the door]

The Joker: Okay, all clear.

[They open a secret doorway]

[Then Joker and Livewire fall into a trap door]

[The others just step away]

[Then Livewire and Joker fall down]

[Joker and Livewire get up as they hear Hugo Strange's voice]

Hugo Strange: Welcome. See if as you are here, you can all assist me with my experiments.

Livewire: That's Doctor Hugo Strange! His experiments don't end well for those who assist him.

[Hugo Strange arrives]

Hugo Strange: My thanks to you, Joker. This breakout is the perfect opportunity to get more volunteers for my work.

The Joker: You're welcome!

Hugo Strange: Volunteers, like Robert here.

[A Monster Man appears]

The Joker: Bobby!

[He runs to him as he roars]

[Livewire electrocutes him in the face]

[They disappear]

[Robert the Monster Man looks for them]

[He goes the right way]

Hugo Strange: I look forward to see how you fair against my latest creation.

[He watches from above]

[Then Joker and Livewire trap Robert]

[The Monster Man chases them]

Livewire: Uh-oh. We made him mad. Run for it!

[They run and shoot at him]

[Then they elude him]

Livewire: Whew!

[Then they set up another trap for Robert]

[Robert enters the trap]

[The Monster Man roars]

Hugo Strange: Get them!

[Robert the Monster Man chases them]

[They shoot him]

[Then he gives up the chase]

Hugo Strange: Enough delays!

[Joker and Livewire build a machine]

[Then it shocks the Monster Man]

Hugo Strange: No, not my magnificent Monster Man! NOO!!!

[The Monster Man is defeated]

The Joker: Ha! How do you like that?!

Livewire: Now, we just need a way to get out of here.

The Joker: Relax. I'm sure something will turn up.

[An explosion is heard as they see the Joker Helicopter]

The Joker: See? I knew something would turn up.

[They escape him]

[Then Hugo approaches Robert]

Hugo Strange: Poor Robert.

[Electricity surges through Robert, startling Hugo]

Hugo Strange: Perhaps some kind of rubber shoe.

[Hugo writes something down]

[The Monster Man snores]

[Then we cut to the Rooftop Gala]

The Joker: What's this? A party?

[The crowds are throwing vegetables]

[Then they see Joker's helicopter]

The Joker: Need a lift, Pumpkin?

Harley Quinn: Mistah J! [smiles]

Ultraman: You think you can escape us, clown?

[Livewire light-flashes them]

[They escape]

Deathstorm: I'll take that as a "yes".

[Grid hits Deathstorm]

Ultraman: Forget about them. We have other pressing issues to attend to. [grins]

[We then cut to the Hall of Doom]

Malcolm Merlyn: The Crime Syndicate are worst than the Justice League! They don't play fair!

Captain Cold: They broke my favorite cold gun!

Cheetah: They stood on my tail!

Clayface: They tried to use me as a casserole dish!

The Penguin: I hear, they got all the loot from the Batcave!

Mac Grimborn: They're better at being villains than you!

Catwoman: Well, Mac's got us there.

Lex Luthor: I beg to differ, Catwoman. No one is better at being a villain than Lex Luthor.

The Joker: Lex!

Mac Grimborn: Please, Joker, we didn't come here to play patty cake!

Lex Luthor: Mac is correct.

Mac Grimborn: My team and I will stop the Crime Syndicate!

Harley Quinn: But Mac, with the Justice League out of the picture, who's gonna help you?

[Mac looks worried]

[Lex grins]

[Heat Wave raises his hand]

Heat Wave: Ooh, us. We can help them.

Malcolm Merlyn: Indeed.

Lex Luthor: You cannot stop the Syndicate alone.

Mac Grimborn: Then it's settled.

Lex Luthor: Precisely. Whatever their game is, if they want to play at being heroes, then we'll give them the biggest and greatest bunch of bad apples ever assembled!

The Joker: Do apples come in bunches?

[Lex throws a cup at Joker]

Lex Luthor: We'll show them how we do things on our Earth.

Mac Grimborn: But Ultraman's too powerful! We have our limits. Except Rookie over there.

[Lex looks at the Rookie]

Lex Luthor: You don't say. Well, we'll just get more help. Who's with me?!

[Everyone cheers]

Lex Luthor: First off, let's get Gorilla Grodd on the list.

[They begin their mission]

[Mac sees a jet]

Mac Grimborn: Where are we going?

Lex Luthor: Gorilla City.

[They enter the jet]

[The jet takes off to Gorilla City]