ChillVampire's River Mermaid Oneshot

Be Me, DM

Be not me, two bastard river mermaids fixing to have themselves some fun

Set in a small Ecinevian port town

They mess around fucking with a captian and his ship until it goes into port

The also mess with a fisherman and harass the dockworkers

One of the mermaids has alter self and uses it to sneak into town as a human

Has no clothing apart from a few scraps

Is not used to walking at all and stumbles around a lot

These two things get her caught by a guard almost immediately

Mermaid makes up a story about how she was ambushed on the road and everything she had on her was stolen

Guard is mostly convinced, but think she might just be crazy so guides her to the physician to be checked up on

There she receives a simple liten gown and is left in the patient’s room while the physician gets is tools

Sees a window in the back and a jar full of strange objects (ye old gummy drops)

steals the jar and smashes the window to escape

Is now on the streets, trying to find where the sail supplies is stored so she can burn the building to the ground

Still walks like she never used legs before (which she hasn't) and gets stopped by a dockmaster wondering what is going on

Convinces him that she is fine and inquires about the location of ship supplies, namely sails

The dockmaster asks why and the mermaid says to fix up her ship

Partially fails her deception and the dockmaster narrows her eyes

She is worried that the ship is illegally moored off of the docs to avoid paying the proper dues

The dockmaster inquires about the location of the ship

Mermaid deflects poorly and asks about the location of supplies again

Dockmaster, now thinking that she wants to steal ship supplies as well, calls over a guard

Mermaid goes to run, but doesn’t get far with her land legs

Gets grabbed by two guards and is starts to get hauled off

Mermaid screams her friends name

At the docks the other mermaid hears, and quickly formulates a masterful plan to help her friend

She propels herself onto the dock and starts screech at the top of her lungs

This goes on for a good 30 seconds until one of the dockhands takes a running kick and her and punts her back into the water

A distant screech can be heard as two guards drag the mermaid away

The mermaid drops alter self to the shock of the guards and grows some spikes to get them off of her

Succeeds and after a few tries dives back into the water

Everybody is watching at this point and the dockmaster gives a long winded speech about how mermaids are worse than rats and how they could be productive and

civilised they could enjoy the grace of Gloria-Etalia and humankind

The mermaids ignore her and as the dockmaster stomps off the sample the candy

The jar was taken from her but she sneaked a few away before that happened

They try it and find it to be the most delicious thing they had ever tasted

As everyone is going back about their business there is a groan as the mermaids pop their heads back up

There is more of a shock when the mermaids ask for Kandee and are willing to trade for it

It’s midmorning by this time, and a fisherman walks up to them with a bucket

If they fill the bucket with fish he will get them candy

The mermaids do so with a surprising speed

The fisherman, impressed, goes away and comes back with some chocolate

The mermaid grabs it and shoots back into the water

The session ends with the two enjoying chocolatey goodness and the bottom of the river