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Apprenti (constellation)

L'Apprenti est une constellation traversée par le soleil pendant le mois de Septi, reconnue comme un signe astrologique en Hannata.
Elle fait partie des trois constellations sous la protection de la constellation gardienne du Mage.

Son pouvoir serait d'apporter la connaissance à ses aventuriers.

## Mythologie

“Le sage Mage commande
À l'Apprenti d'apprendre
Au Rituel de pivoter
Au Golem de brûler
À travers la nuit”— Poème Ariat
Myona's OCs

## Eiri Kuriou

**Love Interest:**She's done with love. OTL. But she'll bang pretty much any hot guy~ =D

**Hobbies:**Eiri's hobbies include singing, dancing, playing piano, watching horror movies, hot guys, collecting plush animals, learning (dead) languages and exploring old, abandoned places.

**About:** Eiri is loud, flirty, easily jealous smarter than she acts and she only tends to do what she wants. She's the type to hold grudges when she's been wronged. She also loves shopping and collecting actual human skulls~ =D

**Fun Fact(s):**Eiri can learn any language within 2 weeks, 4 weeks if she also wants to learn the script. She also pops gorgeous babies.

**Club(s):**Adventure Club, Suicide Trio

## Miyako Rhoda

**Love Interest:** Hanabusa Aidou

**Hobbies:** Miyako enjoys baking, sleeping and eating. She also quite likes playing games~

**About:** Miyako is very timid and shy and a history of being bullied landed her with social anxiety. She dislikes horror and has a bloodphobia, and no matter what happens in her life, she tries to stay sweet and helpful.

**Fun Fact(s):** Miyako is an expert gamer and brilliant when it comes to cooking and baking~ Also. Boobs.

## Saeki Sasahara

**Love Interest:** Rika Smith or Eiri Kuriou, depending on the RP.

**Hobbies:** Saeki used to to competetive swimming. He enjoys studying (mostly medicine) and reading books.

**About:** Saeki is blunt, snobby, arrogant, and very bad at expressing himself. He does just about anything for his friends and will do just about everything to his enemies.

**Fun Fact(s):** He has a surprisingly strong grip on the underworld.

**Club(s):** Lonely Hearts Club

## Soeki Sasahara

**Love Interest:** Riku Mito. Somehow. We don't know either, okay???

**Hobbies:** Soeki used to do competetive swimming, enjoys sitting back with a book after a succesful business day and she really does enjoy beating Saeki at various things they compete about.

**About:** Soeki is blunt, snobby, arrogant, tends to ensure she gets her way one way or another, she is legitly bitchy and is very, VERY competetive with the desire to always be the best.

**Fun Fact(s):** Her slaps are more sought after than Kaname's.

## Vayne Souen

**Love Interest:** Let's not go there, man. That's mean.

**Hobbies:** Vayne's hobby is gaming. He also quite enjoys listening to music, and tending to Miira.

**About:** Vayne is a relatively nice and easy going person, with a stubborn streak. He is outspoken and prone to jealousy. Unfortunately he has a destructive kind of jealousy.

**Fun Fact(s):** Most of his casual shirts have game logos on them. He attracts hella weird people.
Idiot's Paradox

The Idiot's Paradox, named for the amount of disapproval the author was met with upon making public, is a paradox that discussed an infititely small amount of time being infinitely large over the course of time.

## The Paradox

They say tomorrow never comes... But we know that tomorrow is a 24 hour stretch of time that will commence some time in the next 24 hours... Only when it does, it is no longer tomorrow but today and there is now another tomorrow to look forward to; Only if we look closer, there must be some amount of time in which tomorrow is now: The minimum amount of time possible... Or not possible. Defining this stretch of time is mundane, as whatever small number you come up with, it is smaller. No our number is infinitely small; 1 second x10^- infinity. Only, the stretch of time seems infinite in itself. A day is 24 hours and there are infinite amounts of 24 hours in infinite time. Thus there are infinite of these infinitely brief periods in which it is tomorrow From this we can gather that even though "tomorrow never comes", the total amount of time in which it is currently tomorrow is indeed an infinite amount of time. Though each individual stretch of time is unimaginable in its scope of microscopic-ness, their sum total is infinite.
ASMS Clocks

Analog clocks were once a wholesome part of ASMS. Clocks in every learning common, to let you know what the time was, without the teacher talking seeing you with your phone. But suddenly, mid 2015, all the clocks disappeared from ASMS. There were many rumours about why they had gone missing, mainly centred around Susan. One was that everyone forgot to wind them forward/back an hour when it was daylight savings. And that mild annoyance was enough to banish analog clocks forever. Another theory was that replacing the batteries were to much effort and money to keep them going.
By the end of 2015, most of the students were going mad looking up towards where a clock would be, only having the harsh realisation that it was gone. In an act of defiance, Tristan's Tutor Group/Learning Studies Group started the adopt a clock foundation. Tristan bought a basic clock, and some of the students drew designs for the face. The face that was eventually chosen was drawn by Jalia, it depicts a war stricken clock, that fought and survived this great analog clock genocide. This clock is still hanging til this day in LC3, as a reminder of the great analog clocks that used to roam ASMS.
There is only one original analog clock left, it is in LC10/11 and had a sticker placed over it with a QR code that links you to a website for the time.

We encourage all teachers and students to adopt a clock, to make ASMS whole again.
The Kampfgruppe

The Kampfgruppe is an well-organised, prestigious and elite society of only the finest of human specimens. Its purpose is to show the world the true meaning of fourchan and the Watchlist.

The Kampfgruppe's elite members are;

- Panzer Commander Morgan Britton (Kumpfgruppe leader)- Grenadier Jonker aka the Beluga whale's obese cousin- Heer Michael- Volks Grenadier Addy
Sarah Lee

File:Image.jpg  Sarah "Kestrel" Lee-Spoon Child is a Noob ASMSian and the second coming of the great Simon Lee.

She is a very kind soul, who will happily kill a man if needed.

Her love of the bird species knows no bounds, she also loves the ocean, gaming, and art.

It can be said that she is constantly screaming on the inside; overall she is a very special cookie.

Some time in 2015, Sarah birthed a series of videos about Super Mario Galaxy 2 that basically involved her screaming nonsense. Rumor has it, that this was her artistic representation of her thought process.

If you find any dead animals that may be of interest to Sarah please contact her immediately. This can be achieved by either screaming her name at exactly midnight on a rooftop or strapping a note to any bird in your general vincity. The bird will surely find it's way to Sarah due to her birditus magnetus.
Simon Lee

Simon is a former Student at the Adelaide West Special Education Centre. His current whereabouts are unknown; popular hypotheses

 File:SimonLee.png   theorise that he dematerialized and turned into the current Year 12 Student, Sarah Lee.

Simon's cup stacking abilities indicate a faggy origin. When behavioural scientists observed the subspecies known as the ASMR students in their natural habitat they noticed that some of the female (transvestites) variety plaited his hair. They have theorised that this rite is performed to activate or increase his otherworldly abilities, which include but are not limited to:

* Transvection (Levitation)
* Cuckoldry.
* Telepathy.
* Attacking people by waving his head around like a mad man
* Homosexuality.
* Manipulation of people's thoughts (This deserves it's own category instead of just being in Telepathy as Simon is able to sell dozens of chocolates a day sometimes to the same people everyday)
* Omniscience (yes, it's actually a word)
* Incest.
* Video editing, MysteryGuitarMan style

## Description

**Simon Lee** (not to be confused with the lesser talented Simon Lee) is quietly awesome. Simon's cup stacking abilities further indicate an autistic origin. It is suspected that "Aryans" of Simon's creed will eventually take over the world, not with any particular intention, but is the natural course through natural selection given their optimal nature.

Some people believe that Simon's fixation with cups is unnatural. Simon tells us that it is, in fact, perfectly natural and he and the cups partake in sexual intercourse like anyone else.

In previous years Simon would disappear in the middle of class time with the excuse that he "had band practice to attend". Others knew better. Simon was in fact being rushed off in a special taxi arranged by the Aryan Brotherhood in order to help defend the white race. What exactly this involved remains unknown.
Year 12

Year 12 is a higher level of being associated with the ASMS which can only be attained by people who have passed trials being forced upon the ASMS by an external organisation of demonic creatures.

## What you need to know about Year 12's

Year 12's are a different class of ASMS students and you can usually tell them apart from other students by their Year 12 jumpers and their ability to access the study rooms (Although other students may be in there from time to time).

## Different types of Year 12's

In several cases Year 12's have been known to be very exclusive and will not socialise with "Central Studies kids," however most Year 12's can be sociable (unless you approach them near exam time).
Thomas Li

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Thomas Li, a guardian of the ASMS. He has incredibly 1337 skills in manipulating the fields of Destiny. Thomas is solar powered.

Thomas is your typical bland protagonist. He does not speak, he does simply as the little indicators in his heads in display, and receives many little monologues by ghosts.

Unfortunately, Guardian Li is often associated with the lowest being in ASMS; Samir Bell, playing very intense games of cards with their accomplice Liam.
ASMS Scientist

The highest, most godly status within the ASMS, ranking above even an ASMS Veteran‎‎, an ASMS Scientist possesses an aura made of the pure energy of everything that is right about the ASMS. ASMS Scientists know all the secret passageways within the ASMS, have special access to year 12 areas even before they are year 12's and have the ability to cure SIAD. Some question these abilities as they are rarely seen in action, but with Science comes wisdom, and ASMS Scientist understand that overuse of these abilities would throw out the precious balance within the ASMS and thus use them sparingly. Many people try to get on a Scientist good side to try and learn the secrets of the ASMS. This would turn lesser men insane, but Scientist recognise their efforts and occassionally take a protege to teach. ASMS Scientists also hold honourary status as rulers of the school, usually dividing it between themselves or delegating parts to Veterans.

See List of statuses
Ban

A ban is an action and punishment enforced by he or she who has power over the recipiant. It forbids the use of an account or action. Bans are dished out using the Banhammer to those who have sinned. There are two major kinds of bans, personal bans and dictatorship bans.

## Personal Bans

A personal ban is an attack on one's person, it strips them of their freedom, their identity and their rights to the cookies. Basically, getting banned is bad.

Thus far, no one has recieved a ban... Yet.

## Bans of Dictatorship

Bans of Dictatorship are no-one's fault in particular, but come into play when the local Dictator is "in the house existance". They are focused on the prevention of stupid, dangerous, or mathematically interesting actions, such as flamethrower battles and use of Tau.

The official list of banned actions are held in a book of wonder called "Things Katie has Forbidden". On the front, her insignia of crossed banhammers appears, alongside a quote from the most glorious leader herself. The book is held by a mysterious person, fabled to also be the creator of the most wonderous program in existance.

This book's contents to date, and not accounting for sudden changes of the most gracious and magnaminous leader's mind, are as follows:

**1) Dousing the school in flame retardant and having a flamethrower fight**

- Even with the flame retardant, especially without

- On our own property does not matter

- So long as nobody is hurt

**2) Forcing invacuation and using pressureised release system to spread horrible things to cause maxiumum human carnage**

**3) Being an internet pirate**

- Even for science

**4) Vandalizing her wiki page**

- Luke's is okay to, though

**5) Vandalizing cars**

- Especially the queen's

**6) Forbidding mathematics**

**7) Luke being late**

- Not people in general, just Luke

- Luke is forgiven for being late if there is at least one witness that confirms there is a good reason for his tardiness

**8) Tau**

- Just the number, not the race or the Greek letter for other uses

- Even the Tau song

- Only if Katie involved

**9) Rebellion**

- Even mutiny

- Only against Katie and Katie approved products

**10) Graffiti in school**

- Or otherwise without permission

- Even hashtagging

**11) Forbidden things parties**

- Parties where you do forbidden things, parties spreading the forbidding word are encouraged

**12) Playing music aloud on public transport**

- Headphones are okay

**13) Autoplaying Shape God on the wiki without warning or precautions**

**14) Being careless while drinking Coke**

**15) Paint wars**

- Not paintballs, at least in venue or private property with permission

**16) Leaning backwards on one's chair so that one's head is almost or is touching the back of the chair**

**17) Stationary theft**

- Borrowing is okay so long as returned
David Cowen

David Alejandro Rodriguez Cowen is one of the 25 knights of the round table and long-time ranger to Yosemite park. His primarily role within the ASMS is maintaining the 'Just Dance' Triple M activity and telling war stories from the Spanish conquest of the Aztec Empire, where he served as a General under Hernán Cortés.

David spends his free time yelling at passer-by's and wandering the building with a cup of coffee.

**Age:** Old and decrepit

**Power Level:** 16 Quintilian (Base form)

**Quotes:**

* "This angers me deeply" -David upon finding out one of his students are late for LSG

* "My wife left me" -Just David
* "Stop it I don't like it" -David upon being bullied
* "My wife left me" -David, again
* "Take that, Aztecs!" -David firing upon his own men in the fog of war

**Trivia:**

David once threw a grenade that killed 20 people. Then it exploded

David once uppercut a horse. It's descendants are now known as the giraffe

David shaves by kicking himself in the face. The only thing that can cut David is David.

David doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

David is always in his prime.

David's favourite song is "David" by Passenger
The Table Tennis Tables

> **"The best page on the wiki" - Peter Parker**
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Table Tennis is the heart of recess and lunch at ASMS, here students will fight to the death for winning by at least 2 points. Only one student has died playing this game as they were talking shit and their opponent let go of their bat.

## Notable Players of 2017

### **Koby Gelven**

Top Ranking table tennis player at ASMS.

STYLE: Hangs back in defense until you think you have a chance, then unleashes his smashing powers right at your face which then rebounds at the table. This is called the Gelven smash and is rewarded by 10 points if pulled off correctly. Also this player is incredibly good at coming back from impossible odds.

TABLE TENNIS SPIRIT ANIMAL: Dolphin

### **Charlie Chadwick**

Achieves most spin in the school and is table tennis meme lord

STYLE: Positions himself close to the table but is quick on his feet and faster with his hands ;). Plays heavy attack with a lot of spin. Plays with large amounts of spin unless opposing a student with a dead bat.

TABLE TENNIS SPIRIT ANIMAL: Shark

### **Max Amerl**

Known for the "big swing no ding"

STYLE: doesn't have best control but is incredibly unpredictable and will often play an incredibly hard-to-return serve. Doesn't use much spin but when he smashes, his spin is 2nd to none. You cant tell where he is gonna shoot, I don't know when it comes to table tennis though ;).

TABLE TENNIS SPIRIT ANIMAL: Tree Frog

### **Aniket Dhabade**

Indian/Australian: ASMS Rising Star Medal 2015

STYLE: A very fluid player and will easily switch between attack in defense without wasting energy. Plays close to the table, plays mainly with the wrist.

TABLE TENNIS SPIRIT ANIMAL: Sword Fish

### **Xang?? (How do you spell the name?)**

Top ranking year 11 at table tennis

STYLE: Has a lot of control as he over extends his arm when hitting the ball, plays a lot of spin and is fast on his feet, Plays mostly attack and holds his ground around 2 feet from the table. very good at utilizing placement of the ball and countering spin.

TABLE TENNIS SPIRIT ANIMAL: Sparrow

### **Oliver Clarke**

Most relaxed player

STYLE: stays fairly grounded but plays and counters spin well. His downfall is that he hangs far back from the table which makes it easy to drop shots on him and catch him off balance, even with this fault he is still one of the better players in the school.

### **Gem**

Played when he was younger

STYLE: Wastes a lot of time and energy into big movements but can be a good opponent. Plays a variety of long and very short shots. would have more spin if the school bats had grip.

### **Daniel**

ASMS table tennis shit-talker

STYLE: Talks shit. Keeps ground and plays with quick sharp movements from the wrist. next to no control but reacts quickly and can land some quick shots.
ASMSnaut

ASMSnaut - pronounced AH-ESS-EM-ESS-Naught - is an honourary status that is aquired by Noobs who partake in honourable acts, despite their dark clearly evil nature. The title of ASMSnaut is granted to Year 10s who who commit acts of attrocity agains their own kind, in other words anything that is considered by the elders of the ASMS to be a good thing. The title is given out quite liberally, and thus is the lowest honourary title in the hierarchy.

## Aquisition

ASMSnauts are most notably dubbed as so for the following things:

* Reviving a dead comedic writing on the internet.
* Completing the goal
* Minding their own god damn bussiness
* Impressing a god
Jacob Simons

Jacob Simons holds the official title "Lord Of Beef" and "The Meme Lord" at the ASMS this titled is given as he tries to beef everyone that enters his vicinity. Common phrases that you will often be attacked with include:

* "You arcin' up?"
* "You wanna go?"
* "You tryin' to beef?"
* "Wanna fight?"
* "Tryin' to rustle my jimmies?"

These phrases are usually spirit-breaking and if you ever come in his vicinity, you will be beefed and will most likely never recover from it.

He also has the freshest and dankest memes.
Stage Dwellers

The Stage Dwellers are a large group of individual ASMSians, mostly Noobs who were tossed down into The Void once they realised that their only strength was their great prowess in creating and sharing memes. They reside on top of and around the stage, situated against the Great Wall of Glass

The current list of Stage Dwellers is as follows, but may not be limited to:

```
 Annie Ahmer, Sarah Lee, Jasmine Lanzilli, Tara Lamont, Superman "Josh Hughes" $oaPmon, Nat Nankivell, Hayley Rhodes,

```
Banhammer

The hammer bestowed upon non-Noobs (aka the admins)

One touch of the hammer and you will find your ass out of here faster than you can "WTF?". Can't explain that. Never a miscommunication.

Banhammers are fearsome weapons wielded by the Admins, a race of genetically enhanced people who have been created to serve and to protect online communities from the evil that fills the internet. The Banhammers are mighty weapons, and must be used carefully, as whoever holds one of these weapons have power over the accounts of all others. Also known as the Faggot Banisher, the ATYO Destroyer, and the Retard Bane.

A powerful weapon wielded by Administrators and Moderators alike. It has unparalleled power to ban retards, trolls, hackers (1337 h4x0rz)(note: the correct term is cracker not hacker), and the high-pitched ATYO from chat rooms and games. It is also included in some games as an equippable item with the disputed ability to hit. Beware the hammer.

It also apparently appears in Scott Pilgrim Versus The World, wielded by the character Ramona Flowers.

1. ↑ annoying twelve-year old
Poke

Poking or stabbing is an act which many students do in the ASMS. It requires a finger and someone else who you wish to annoy. Simply straighten your finger and use the tip to apply pressure to your victim. Preferably somewhere around the stomach or hip area for maximum annoyance.

If thine poke strike true, landeth thee in the button of thine target for absolute adorable murder.
The Michael Wiki Incident

The Michael Wiki Incident was a blemish on the ASMS Wiki's history. It involved Wiki writers Luke Heritage, Michael Fotiou and various anonymous writers who shall not be identified; editing the Michael Fotiou biography page in comedic, factual and sometimes offensive regards.

## The unbiased Truth

The Incident begun with the creation of the Michael Fotiou page by renowned writer Luke. The original was a mockery page, that while only loosely based on facts, was intended to be comedic but not at all offensive. To the dismay of many readers, Michael did not enjoy the non-factual aspects of the page, and proceeded to edit it in ways that were truthful from his perspective, but did nothing to entertain the reader and presented statements that many described as mundane, and uninteresting. After Luke restored the original article, and Michael re-established dominance over the page and many others, readers began to become restless to his actions. It was clear that very little of what he did was humourous to anyone but he, and so a revolt was planned against his page. This new, article was vulgar, and contained direct lies and personal attacks aimed at offending Michael. The article was funny to be sure, but this is not how we entertain at the ASMS Wiki. The idea is to write jokes that the writer, readers and the subject of ridicule will all enjoy. Regardless of why, Michael also reverted these changes, but the offenders were determined to have the vulgar version live. This, and many other condemnations of Michael's work prompted him to leave the wiki permanently. While some see this as a triumph for comedy, it should be taken as a cautionary tale. Do not remove or censer anyone else's work, unless it is offensive to you, and similarly do not write material that is intended to directly harm the subject.

## Aftermath

As of 16/10, Michael is back and better than ever. Or more cancer, depending on how you look at it. It turns out, Michael never intended to leave; he just didn't know whose page to create next.
The Game

By clicking on this article, you have lost the game. The game is not something you can read. The Game can only be won through a series of assumptions, kind of like a game of D,D&MD. Since you're here, I'll tell you a little secret; the only way to win the game, also known as the 'cheat method' is to simply state that "I won the game". Here's the thing. No one knows how to play the game. Simply assert that you are more knowledgable about the game than your opponent, trick them and thus beat them. Thruth is, no one has won the game the non-cheat method. The way to win is to convince any nay sayers that you've already won. If either of you raise your voice or otherwise get angry, they lose the game instantly and undeniably.

In many incarnations of The Game, simply thinking about the game constitutes a loss. Some say that when you are not thinking about the game, that you are wining; but considering this fact means that you are thinking about the game, meaning that your reward for winning is cancelled as you have now lost.

If you want a good laugh, read this Wikipedia article about the game. It's the most I've laughed reading a dead serious article.
The Kitchen

The kitchen is by far the most important room of the ASMS as it has the means to cook food; it fuels the almighty players of Table Tennis, who are known as a rather scary people from the outside. It is often largely populated at the beginning of recess and lunch, it has a constant thoroughfare of students partially because the kitchen doors are the fastest route to the Decafe and library and partially because it contains a microwave and an instant boiling water tap. The Kitchen is a common meeting place of bros due to the abundance of tables, chairs and couches with lead to many good times. The Kitchen is governed by Ye Olde Rules of the Kitchen, a list of rules designed to increase liveability and awesomeness set out by Scottie Carter, Lord Duke of the Kitchen. Also, we need a god-damn clock in the god-damn kitchen. Also, pot plants for some reason. Are they alive? They're plastic... Right?
Fluffy

Fluffy is the ASMS's guard dog. His original purpose was to guard the philosopher's stone however this was later destroyed for reasons as of yet unknown. He lives underneath the void but because the school's architecture was designed by none other than the renowned Bergholt Stuttley Johnson, there are no entrances or exits to the dog's lair and thus the dog's state of existence can be likened to that of Schrödinger's cat.
Laser

Also known as the **L**amented **A**dvanced **S**erpent **E**ctoplasm **R**evolver, this weapon vaporises "noobs" or year 10s

instantly and can also etch laptop cases nicely.

Due to its incredible power, it's been locked in that strange room which goes unnoticed at the back of The Void for nearly 42 years now.

Until recently that is, when its magical powers were unlocked by Paddy Meyer, who wields its mighty power with ease, able to manually focus it in under a millisecond, as the auto-focus yealds poorer results.
Isabella Scalzi

It was prophecied in the ancient language of assembly that a powerful individual would rise out of the tears of programmers who didn't comment on their code and coming back and trying to understand what was going on like seriously Josh comment on your code. The translators working at the computer archaeology lab at Tonsley who discovered this prophesy soon died from a definitely unrelated suicide by 2 bullet shots. In another unrelated event, Isabella was admitted to the ASMS a day after the prophecy was decoded **AND** a certain Superman saved his latest (uncommented) draft of his MTP code. Totally unrelated.

Isabella, already a skilled wizard I mean programmer prior to entering the ASMS soon fell under the tutelage of Maja who promptly recruited her into her army of secret programmers aiming to take over the world I mean MTP class. Recognizing Isabella's talent, Maja put her in charge of hacking into and reprogramming the world's stockpile of giant death robots/teaching others to program. One of those.

Isabella has wizard-like programming abilities (no joke). She actually made a game with a bunch of cool people and got money to do it so yeah, watch out. In 2017 some media outlet got wind of Isabella's l33t h@XX0r skills and did an interview with her and the hacking adventure space people which Isabella immediately hacked to conceal any trace of her activities.

In her spare time Isabella rewatches episodes of Mr Robot, plans the hacking adventure space, and prepares to take over the world with Maja.
Memelord

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Memelord is a status delegated to only the dankest of comedic artists. A status is not a title; you do not simply earn the status of Memelord. It is a high ranking, almost angelic status, and is not a destination to be acquired; you do *earn* Memelord status; it is a way of life. Memelords are known to think, feel and breathe internet culture. ASMS is a fortunate place, in that it appreciates a good quality meme, and does not rely on trashy Facebook memes. For a meme to flourish, it needs Memelords to plant the seeds, and have the memebers spread them 'round, and flourish in the community.

Urban dictionary describes a Memelord as follows:

1. An individual who shows a strong passion for memes ; a joker.
2. One who dictates or creates memes.
3. Someone obsessed with memes.
4. An alternate term for "shitlord".
Way of Walrus

The Way of Walrus is a small cult-like community that condemns the act of friendly physical contact.

Many members are in the closet about their membership. Due to the frequent shows of affection at ASMS, some students feel self conscious about their contact-phobia. Some members, most well known Jarod Tucker revel in this, and will take an aggressive loving punch to the arm than Hugs or a Hand Shake.
Zachary McDonnell

Zachary McDonnell, (A.K.A Zac, Zachary) is best known for the ultimate styling of many different fedoras as well as his obsession and mastery of the objectively best best game ever, Pokemon Sun and Moon.

## The many Fedoras

### 2016

#### Term 1

At the start of  the year, Zachary came to the ASMS somehow rocking a fedora from the recent scout Jamboree, which had been completely vandalised by some random noobs .

#### Term 2

After some examination of the previous fedora, it was time for an upgrade. A tasteful (if a bit edgey) black fedora (with some debate over whether it was a true fedora or simply a lesser trilby hat) with a blue strip round the core. This fedora was in heavy use for almost the rest of the year, until it mysteriosly disappeared after Zac had attended a particularly voracious football game.

#### Term 4

After suffering a term long period of extreme withdrawal symptoms from the lack of a fedora, Zac found the ultimate prize. Somewhere in the back of an old antique fedora store (not even kidding) he found the classiest grey felt fedora that had ever existed.

### 2017

#### Term 1

Following the release of the objectively best game ever, Zac pimped up his classy fedora even more with a metal badge of the logos from Pokemon Sun and Pokemon Moon.
Pacman

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1. Stop time (but make sure to not to freeze yourself as well else time will stop permanently and to an outside observer the universe will stop existing.)
2. Run round so as to absorb the frozen light particles since with out these the world will appear black.
3. Attempt to retrace your footprints before coming to the realisation that you have absorbed those particles and what has absorbed can not be unabsorbed.
4. Congraz! You're the ~~Batman~~ Pacman. By moving your hands through the air you should be able to move these particles. Careful though, attempting to view large amounts of particles at once can cause blindness followed by death.

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Chocolates

Chocolate is a common source of energy for the inhabitants of the ASMS. It provides energy for all beings that roam within the blessed walls of the ASMS from the lowly derps and noobs to greater beings like Cat Girls (when Sonja finds time between nomming others) and Anna "The Rapist"

There are many variations of the magical food item that is chocolate, the most commonly found form within the ASMS is a chocolate frog. This was discovered by J.K Rowling and worked into Harry Potter, whom, due to being a first year and therefore a noob, let one escape before even getting to Hogwarts (a.k.a ASMS)

The most popular chocolate vendor is Simon Lee, there have been multiple attempts to usurp his position as chocolate supplier to the ASMS, but all mysteriously vanished shorly after the start of their business. This is most likely because of the mysterious power of Simons Hair, which has mystical properties, "taking care of the competition". It is believed that the Devil's Snare in Harry Potter was actually Simon taking a nap in the dungean after going for a prolonged period of time without a haircut and hair plaiting by various ASMSians of the female variety.

## =======This article is old=======

It contains outdated information, and reference to old events as if they were yesterday. Unless you're going to recreate the entire article, perhaps it's best untouched.
The Internet

**The internet** is a series of tubes system of websitesservers which span worldwide. The purposes of the internet are many and it is impossible to know what they all are. Some uses are image sharing, social networking, video sharing, and video/music/game/software/comic book piracy, among many others. The internet's mortal enemy is firewalls, in particular the ASMS proxy

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## The Rules

There have been many attempts to change the rules and add more so it is very difficult to find a precise list, however, the below list is generally agreed to be the \*official\* rules of the internet.

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. DO NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can and will be turned into something else - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statement
33. Lurk more - it's never enough
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
36. There will always be more f\*\*\*ed up s\*\*t than you just saw
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes
42. Nothing is Sacred
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is always furry porn of it
47. The pool is always closed
Shape God

The source of infinite beauty and love. Perfect in manifestation, form, and glory. The wellspring of power of its mysterious creator, said to be the best programmer for such a wonderous feat. Rumours abound of its ability to short circut the minds of some, though such a thing has yet to be demonstrated. Its placement directly on the wiki is strictly Forbidden ( at least as an autoplay without warning, number 13 in the List of Things Katie has Forbidden) by the most glorious leader, but in the future a link may be provided to allow all to revel in its mastery over space, time, and Science second only to the most mythical of figures. Click only if you dare, once the vagaries of html embedding of applets have been acomplished. Untill then, just hunt down and ask the mysterious creator for access. Or don't, chances are they may feel your need through deep Shape God based meditation and send it to you anyway, with or without petty things such as expressions of interest or deep hatreds of what is best for you. All Hail the high rendering speed requiring glory, and I mean all.
Front Avenue Men (FAM)

**FAM** is a MLG, chip eating squad with incredibly fragile masculinities and is lead by Meme Fotiou. FAM go around playing lunch time sports and owning n00bs. Their motto is "When FAM rolls out, FAM rolls you". The meme-bers are-

The Black 0ne:

Klayton Rosario is the FAM member that adds diversity to the group. He is loved by all, especially the legions of his adoring female fans. He is known to be able to woo legions of women with a single word and a wink!

The Hairy 0ne:

top knot ball is lyf

Twelvie Mop AKA Mr Steal Yo Girl - memeadmin:

He got a hair cut and now respects others relationships.

**New Meme-bers**

JoshMoeFoe:

looks like MaxMoeFoe

Dyl4n:

Has Vietnam flashback

K-Pleb - memeadmin:

Has an edgy cap, should have dived

J0:

Likes Dank Ku$h

4L3X:

Is Jewish
Calvin Muenzinger

Calvin Mumuzner is the chieftain of the Australian Sexy Modelling School, and is the best looking person in all of ASMS and only rivaled by Michael Fotiou.

Calvin is a real advocator of the truth. Too much in fact; he's a grammar Nazi and often tries to correct people unnecessarily, indeed sometimes finding himself wrong. Basically, don't use the word 'me' around him; he believes the word is obsolete.

### The "Calvin' look

Has no association with Calvin Klein - The Calvin look will instantly make anyone look incredible, either male or female. It is simple beauty, and is very easy to put together.

#### Step 2: T-Shirt

Again, black preferably. If it is too hot, you can wear a tank top backwards.

#### Step 3: Shirt

This is up to you, however flannel or checker is recommended, as shown, it also needs to be blue

#### Step 4: Accessory

Just 1. A necklace or watch. Or Fedora.

This is the Calvin look. Swag af.

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Superman

Superman "Josh Hughes"  $oupmon is a legend amongst men.

Nothing more needs to be said. There is so little to be said, that Superman himself refuses to add more to this page.

Superman is an avid user of Adobe Photoshop, and a thorough enjoyer of Tony Abbott memes, such as Abbot point, and Three Word Slogans, Such as I'm not racist, and Stop the Butts!

'Simon success' is one of the more impressive completely original memes created at ASMS by Superman. It was created with Hayley Rhodes and Jasmine Lanzilli.
The Pot Plants

Often mistaken for plastic models of common Earth flora, these rare creatures are in fact a man made life form designed for the sole purpose of protecting the kitchen and other sacred areas of the ASMS. Whilst they appear plastic or dead to all humans, they have been noticed to appear in, or float to odd places, such as on top of door frames and stacked precariously on piles of ancient tomes full of trolls and ancient magics. These immensely powerful beasts are not to be crossed, as they hold the power to melt even the most powerful wizard with their leafy appendages of science. Although impossible to tame a wild pot plant, these creatures remain forever loyal to their creators who unfortunately have not survived long enough to explain the exact method for creating such creatures. Scientists have theorised that the fastest method to do so would be to consume large amounts of arsenic but this is still to be proven as no test subjects have survived the experiments.
ASMS Veteran

The status if ASMS Veteran is inarguably one of the hardest to obtain within the school. Only few students have ever earned the status and they hold almost godlike reverence with the other students. An ASMS veteran is known by name to almost every student in the school and will be talked about for much time after they leave. ASMS veterans are often come to for advice and hold wisdom far beyond their years. As highly esteemed as ASMS veterans are, there are always those who go above and beyond the call of duty. These students have either stood as Veterans until they are gods, and commit godly acts in, around and about the ASMS. These students are the gods of the ASMS, but due to the high percentage of atheists, they are known as the ASMS Scientists.

For a complete list of Veterans, Scientist and those with SIAD, go here List of statuses
The Void

Also known as the "Great Gaping Hole", The pit of emptiness towards the rear of the ASMS, it is often used for main events like assemblies, meetings and presentations. Upon first glance, the void appears to be a simple chair graveyard with an elevated platform for tackling people off of but upon further inspection you will find table tennis tables, chess boards, an invisible suit of armor, two projectors, the Great Glass Wall, the stairway to heaven and an entrance to the kitchen. The void is where the people toss all their rubbish. All manor of things can be found in its depths, many disgusting creatures and things are to be seen down this pit, including those who play amongst The Table Tennis Tables.

###### Main Article: Stage Dweller

At the beginning of 2015, a group of misfits were tossed down into the void like trash, however instead of making a futile attempt to escape the Great Gaping Hole, they culminated onto the stage in a mash of disgusting flesh, officially forming the *Stage Dwellers*.
The Great Glass Wall

The Great Glass Wall stands proudly at the back of the ASMS, watching over both The Void and The Courtyard. The wall provides ongoing illumination to the void and the kitchen with inbuilt defense shutter to protect against early morning solar attacks from the sun. The wall also has a magical disappearing trick where the bottom section of it spontaneously ceases to exist allowing for speedy and direct ambulation between the void and the courtyard. The major reason the wall ceases to exist is due to the weekly tribute of pancakes to ASMS students. Sadly, noobs also receive the tribute.

### *The goal*

The goal is one that legends strive to achieve, but has only been done by a select few; most probably because no one knows about it. You must craft an aircraft of the thinnest of materials, located in the reject box of most printers, you may also find Tony Abbott in there, but he's best left alone. I'm talking about paper. With said aircraft, you must strike the Great Glass Wall, thrown from behind the lockers on the top floor. Here are the list of **time wasting losers** that have done it!

Samir Bell

James Harvey
Shiba

Shiba "Togs" Arachnia is the current reigning and first of the holders of the title "The Official Garden Spider", a crown with only one bearer, but that comes with the great responsibility of watching over the last remnence on the natural world in the ASMS.

In her early life, Shiba the Australian Garden Orb Weaver lived in Perth, but was exportedj
Natalie (N@) Nankivell

Natalie Nankivell- also known as Nat, Nut, Not, Net, Knit, N@ and Noot Noot- is a hyper-sexual tyrannosaurus that chews Tobacco like a badass. It is under question whether she has earned the title yet, but she has frequently occurring connections to the infamous group of attractive murderers, the Sexy Lesbian Assassins or more commonly known as the LIA (Lesbian Intelligence Agency.) Natalie is an obscure mix of subtly timid and hilarious. Don't tell her I said that.

Natalie often makes bets on whether her friends can defeat her in a game of discover bae. Natalie has only ever lost once, to the absolute greatness that is Zac Clarke alongside Luke Heritage the meek. The loser of such a game of wits is to buy delicious Chocolates. Of course, even when she loses she wins, as Natalie will only accept the finest of sweets, while her friends are generally less pedantic, resulting in a guaranteed net gain over time (see statistics, expected value).

Upon arriving at the ASMS, Nat looked very different to how she does today; her simple fringe-less ponytail allowed her no defining characteristics except her participation in *the cult*. It is hypothesised that "Old Nat" was actually a different person, perhaps a clone or evil twin, as upon returning to the ASMS with totally new swag, a small spike in badassery was observed.

It is currently unknown which came first; the Chicken or the Nat, but what is known is that which ever it was, they had a rockin' haircut.
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