Text Messages Collection 4 (The Alternative 141 Universe)

This is the page dedicated to characters from the raids game type being mixed together.

* Original Group
* Ailith+Diego

### Late For Work

At 05:12

Diego : Since we're all going to Logan's bar tomorrow, I'd like to remind you all that I ain't buying!

Ailith : Oh, wait we're all going? Does that mean Doe is finally going to join us out again?

Doe : Yes... yes it does...

Ailith : Haha, oh I can't wait to see you get so drunk your head almost explodes again!

Doe : Hate to disappoint but you won't be convincing me to drink that much again. Never again.

Ailith : Aww, what's the matter? It was super fun!

Doe : Not for me! No, I'll only be having light drinks this time around.

Boris : Probably a good thing too. Last time you made quite a mess of one of Logan's toilets.

Apex : Yeah, not to mention the fact that it was hard as fuck to help you with all that armor you wear.

Doe : I told you that I was fine and that I didn't need help. I'm stronger than I look.

Diego : Usually that would be true, somehow, but that was definitely not the case that night bud.

Doe : Whatever. Maybe I won't be going at all now.

Ailith : Aww, don't be like that! It'll be fun and we promise to not tease you as much!

Apex : Speak for yourself. I'm just going to be waiting for my opportunity to make fun.

Ailith : You're not helping! I'm trying to get him to come with us so we can do that!

Ailith : I-I mean get him to come with us because we're all friends and never tease each other!

Doe : Uh-huh. I'll have to think it over.

DEMI : Where the heck are you guys?

Boris : Doing our own things. Why?

DEMI : You're late! We have a raid today! Remember?

Diego : Oh shit!

Ailith : Last one to the pilot is buying the drinks!

Diego : Wait what? That's unfair, I'm always the furthest one away!

Ailith : Tough luck bitch!

Apex : This group is such a mess haha.

### How'd It Go?

At 05:33

Ailith : Oi, Diego! I see that you're online so hurry up and tell us the details bitch!

Diego : What details? I don't know what you're talking about.

Ailith : Don't play innocent with me! You literally went back to a chick's house last night!

Ailith : A chick that is way out of your league and you know it!

Diego : So what? You want me to tell you everything? Careful Ail, you might get a bit jealous.

Diego : Especially since we now both know that I have now slept with more woman than you recently.

Ailith : Fuck you then, what the fuck. I'm just expressing curiosity and you're here insulting me!

Ailith : I'll have you know I could fuck like ten girls a night if I wanted!

Diego : Then why aren't you, hmm?

Ailith : I'm putting on a better attitude so DEMI will be impressed and go on a date with me!

DEMI : That won't work.

Diego : Hah, get told.

Ailith : ???

Ailith : I'm literally going to strangle you Diego!

Apex : Putting Ailith's own failures aside, we're still curious how it went Diego.

Diego : I don't kiss and tell so you'll have to get your sex stories elsewhere.

Ailith : Bullshit! Knowing you, you would've already told us in full detail to try and act cool and rub it in.

Apex : Hmm, you're right. Maybe the reason he hasn't told us yet is because it didn't go well...

Ailith : Haha! Aww, did little mini Diego not be good enough to please the blonde lady? Did you cry?

Diego : I'll have you know that she was very satisfied with what happened actually! Go ask her yourself.

Apex : Hmm, I think he's telling the truth. He wouldn't say that if he wasn't. Then what did happen?

Ailith : Oi! I think I worked out why he ain't telling us! She topped you, didn't she?

Diego : Not at all.

Ailith : Hahahahaha! Yes she did! Diego's a bottom! Diego's a bottom!

Diego : I hate you.

Apex : Rest in piece Diego, he'll never hear the end of this.

DEMI : What do you mean "topped" and "bottom"?

Diego : No one tell her!

### Communication With M.O.B.

At 23:52

Ailith : Oi! Diego!

Ailith : Oi, wake up I got a question!

Ailith : Wake up you fucking bitch, don't ignore me!

Ailith : I'm just gonna keep at this until you answer!

Ailith : Oh Diego is a stupid fucker. Oh Diego can barely even do anything!

Ailith : Oh Diego, you BETTER FUCKING ANSWER ME SOON YOU FUCK.

Diego : What the fuck? Ail, it's nearly midnight what the fuck is wrong with you?

Ailith : I got a question!

Diego : It can wait!

Ailith : No it can't and I'll keep annoying you till you answer!

Diego : You know I could just turn off my phone...

Ailith : Don't do that, that's cheating!

Diego : Are you drunk? Is this what the problem is?

Ailith : Yes! Also no, it's not a problem. The problem is I have a question!

Diego : I'm going to bed.

Ailith : Wait! If you answer the question, I'll cover for your drinks next time we go to the bar!

Diego : Ugh, fine... What is it?

Ailith : How do you speak with your little bot thing?

Diego : ... What do you mean?

Ailith : Like, you seem to understand what its saying immediately but all it does is beep?

Diego : Oh my god. It's not that hard. Me and M.O.B. have known each other since I made him years ago.

Ailith : So?

Diego : So, we've developed our own morse code basically.

Diego : He does certain pitched beeps and a certain amount of them as a response based on our situation.

Diego : For example, if we're in combat, he has a certain set of beeps to warn if I'm being flanked.

Diego : So I just have to remember what beeps he does based on situations. Does that make sense?

Ailith : Oh... yeah, I get it. Kinda.

Diego : Good.

Ailith : That was a boring answer so I'm gonna take back what I said about the drinks.

Diego : What? You can't do that!

Ailith : Goodnight.

Diego : For fuck's sake, I hate you sometimes. >.>