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1978 Piston Cup Season

panagioths is univrese in 1978 is a piston cup season with kenny shifirght is the last rookie of the year and this season is infamous bechace of engen carbeski wrecks bil shelds way too hard and bill shelds was killed fans they thoung but they are wrong

## Racers

1. Rust-Eze 01 - Sammy Smelter
2. Tow Cap 2 - David Palmer
3. Dale Earnhardt Inc/Goodwrench 3 - Dale Earnhardt Sr (part-time)
4. View Zeen 10 - Bill Shield
5. Oxnard 16 - Thomas Tanrev (part time)
6. Purolator 21 - Drive Parkerson
7. Mood Springs 33 - Bill Brady
8. Delphin More 34 Charles Hudson
9. Shifty Drug 35 - Harold Axel (part time)
10. Tank Coat 36 - eugene carbeski
11. Dinoco 43 - The King
12. Easy Idle 51 - Ronald Oaks
13. Leak Less 52 - claude srungs
14. Fiber Fuel 56 - Charles Johnson
15. Vitoline 61 - bobby carsac
16. RPM 64 - Don Chapcar (rookie)
17. N20 Cola 68 - Ron Pitcar
18. Gasprin 70 - Mike Yankee
19. Rev N Go 73 - misti motorgross
20. Sidewall Shine 74 - Slide Powers
21. JLP 75 - Cole Speedland
22. Sony Vaio 78 - Alloy Wilson
23. Revolting 84 - Don Alternators
24. HTB 86 - Robert Hicks
25. Bumper Save 90 - James Robson
26. Sputter Stop 92 - murray cluthburn
27. Spare Mint 93 -ernie gearson
28. Tuxedo Plumbing 98 - Johnathan Melter
29. Retread 99 - Norman Green
30. Clutch Aid 121 - Kraig Shiftright
31. Clutch Aid 122 - Klint Shiftright
32. no stall 123 larry smith
33. cluthaid 124 kurt shifright

### Gallery 2

when bill shelds crashesbill shelds goes flying
1988 Piston Cup Season (KA Bullets)

## Race Winners

1. Florida 500 - Davey Carllison
2. Nightdona 400 - Don Chapcar
3. Texas 350 - The King
4. Olympus 500 - Andrew Axler
5. Carolina's 350 - Billy Ford
6. Palm Mile 300 - James Robson
7. BnL 500 - Klint Shiftright
8. Sidewall Shine 300 - Chick Hicks
9. New York 400 - Alloy Wilson
10. Tow Cap 400 - Andrew Axler
11. Memphis 400 - Davey Carllison
12. Mood Springs 400 - Don Chapcar
13. Rev N Go 350 - Dale Earnhardt
14. The King 400 - The King
15. N20 Cola 400 - James Robson
16. Pocono 400 - The King
17. Clutch Aid/Cozsen 400 - Kyle Trackson
18. Revolting 400 - Chick Hicks
19. Brickyard 400 - Davey Carllison
20. Daniel 500 - Alloy Wilson
21. Michigan 400 - Larry Smith
22. Copper Canyon 400 - The King
23. Easy Idle 400 - Klint Shiftright
24. Calladega 500 - Kraig Shiftright
25. Leak Less 400 - Mike Yankee
26. Fei 400 - James Robson
27. Southern 500 - Chick Hicks
28. Sputter Stop 400 - Chick Hicks
29. Spare Mint 400 - Dale Earnhardt
30. Cartinsville 500 - The King
31. Los Angeles 500 - The King
32. Boston 350 - Davey Carllison
33. Heartland 500 - Larry Smith
34. Washington 350 - James Robson
35. Richmond 400 - Bill Racelott
36. Dinoco 400 - The King
"Death" of Justin Saturn

**The "Death" of Justin Saturn** was a CARCA racing accident that happened during a practice session for the 2004 Grandol Oil 200.

## Crash

Justin Saturn "died" after he was involved in a crash while practicing for the 2004 Grandol Oil 200 at Nightdona. There isn't any known footage of the accident, though witnesses state that he slammed the Turn 1 wall at more than 200 mph, collecting a few other cars before catching fire. There are several photos though. Robby Gearhardt and Barrett Lee Gibson survived uninjured, but Luke Drafford was dead and Saturn was "almost" dead.

Luke's death happened when he steered left to avoid a crash, and when he was unable to, he collided with Barrett Lee Gibson #7, causing a brake and steering failure. He was then sent careening toward the inside wall, which he left side first hit at 186 mph. He suffered massive internal injuries and died 2 days later at the Halifax Medical Center.
1988 KA Bullets Piston Cup Season

1988 KA Bullets Piston Cup Season by me.

## Race Winners

1. Florida 500 - Davey Carllison (1)
2. Nightdona 500 - Don Chapcar (1)
3. Texas 350 - Strip Weathers (1)
4. Olympus 500 - James Robson (1)
5. Carolina's 350 - Andrew Axler (1)
6. Palm Mile 300 - James Robson (2)
7. BnL 500 - Klint Shiftright (1)
8. Sidewall Shine 300 - Chick Hicks (1)
9. New York 400 - Alloy Wilson (1)
10. Tow Cap 400 - Andrew Axler (2)
11. Memphis 400 - Davey Carllison (2)
12. 5 Mile 400 - Don Chapcar (2)
13. Rev N Go 500 - Dale Earnhardt (1)
14. Michigan 400 - Strip Weathers (2)
15. N2O Cola 400 - James Robson (3)
16. Pocono 400 - Strip Weathers (3)
17. Clutch Aid/Cozsen 400 - Kyle Trackson
18. Gasprin/Florida 400 - Chick Hicks (2)
19. Brickyard 400 - Davey Carllison (3)
20. Daniel 500 - Alloy Wilson (2)
21. Copper Canyon 400 - Larry Smith (1)
22. Calladega 500 - Strip Weathers (4)
23. Heartland 400 - Klint Shiftright (2)
24. Smasherville 400 - Kraig Shiftright
25. Leak Less 400 - Mike Yankee
26. Fei 400 - James Robson (4)
27. Southern 500 - Chick Hicks (3)
28. Sputter Stop 400 - Chick Hicks (4)
29. Spare O Mint 400 - Dale Earnhardt (2)
30. Cartinsville 500 - Strip Weathers (5)
31. Los Angeles 500 - Strip Weathers (6)
32. Boston 350 - Davey Carllison (4)
33. Re-Volting 400 - Larry Smith (2)
34. Washington 350 - James Robson (5)
35. Richmond 400 - Bill Racelott
36. Dinoco 400 - Strip Weathers (7)

## Standings

1. Strip Weathers #43
2. Dale Earnhardt #3
3. Chick Hicks #86
4. Bill Racelott #9
5. Davey Carllison #28
6. Klint Shiftright #121
7. Alloy Wilson #78
8. James Robson #90
9. Mark Cartin #6
10. Larry Smith #123
11. Benny Pitstops #55
12. Darrell Cartrip #17
13. Andrew Axler #28

## Teams

Pitstops-Revolting Crew is:

* Benny Pitstops
* Phil Pitstops
* Don Alternators

(NEW TEAM)
1987 KA Bullets Piston Cup Season

1987 KA Bullets Piston Cup Season by me.

## Race Winners

1. Florida 500 - Cole Speedland
2. Nightdona 500 - Kraig Shiftright (1)
3. Petroleum City 350 - Andrew Axler (1)
4. Olympus 600 - Don Chapcar (1)
5. Carolina's Hot Sauce 400 - Don Chapcar (2)
6. Palm Mile 300 - Strip Weathers (1)
7. BnL 500 - Klint Shiftright (1)
8. Sidewall Shine 300 - Bill Racelott (1)
9. New York 400 - Klint Shiftright (2)
10. Tow Cap 400 - Don Chapcar (3)
11. Memphis 400 - Dale Earnhardt (1)
12. 5 Mile 400 - Strip Weathers (2)
13. Rev N Go 500 - Strip Weathers (3)
14. Thunderhill 400 - Kraig Shiftright (2)
15. Calladega 400 - Chick Hicks (1)
16. Pocono 400 - Dale Earnhardt (2)
17. Bristol 500 - Andrew Axler (2)
18. Sun Valley 350 - Strip Weathers (4)
19. Brickyard 400 - Bill Racelott (2)
20. Daniel 500 - Chick Hicks (2)
21. Copper Canyon 400 - Ernie Gearson
22. Smasherville 400 - Larry Smith
23. Heartland 400 - Don Chapcar
24. Calladega 500 - Strip Weathers (5)
25. Motor City 400 - Alloy Wilson (1)
26. Pocono 500 - Haul Inngas
27. Southern 500 - Darrell Cartrip
28. Dover 500 - Andrew Axler (3)
29. Simpletown 500 - Alloy Wilson (2)
30. Cartinsville 400 - Taylor Bendy
31. Los Angeles 500 - Dale Earnahrdt (3)
32. Boston 350 - Murray Clutchburn
33. Heartland 300 - Davey Carllison
34. Washington 500 - Alan Carwicki
35. Richmond 400 - Klint Shiftright (3)
36. Dinoco 400 - Strip Weathers (6)

## Standings

1. Strip Weathers #43
2. Klint Shiftright #121
3. Don Chapcar #64
4. Larry Smith #123
5. Andrew Axler #28
1966 Daytona 500

1966 Daytona 500 is a race where Jimmy Lugwrench died from fatal crash, but luckily, Strip Weathers won the race.

## Transcript

### Jimmy's fatal crash

Drive: Mafia, destruction time! (pushes Jimmy Lugwrench)

Jimmy: Nooooo! I’m not a mafia, and-AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Narrator: Jimmy Lugwrench spins and crashes into an oil factory!

Jimmy: Yuck! Oil and oh my God! Not a match factory!

Narrator: Look at Jimmy burning into flames as he crashes into match factory!

(Jimmy screaming)

Narrator: Jimmy breaking a sound barrier. Look at that other stadium! It collapsed!

Drive's crew chief: You idiot! Jimmy was not a mafia!

Drive Parkerson: I thought Jimmy was a mafia so I wrecked him on purpose!

Drive's crew chief: Still, you're in trouble, young car!

Drive Parkerson: Dang it, chief!

### Finish

Narrator: They're coming to the checkered! Will it be Parkerson or Weathers?

Strip Weathers: HOW DARE YOU KILL JIMMY! (turns Drive Parkerson)

Drive Parkerson: Oh no! (hits the wall)

Narrator: Strip Weathers has wrecked Drive, and he takes the checkered flag to win his 2nd Daytona 500!

Strip Weathers: Yes! Victory is mine! Drive, you're a mean racer!

Drive Parkerson: Shut up! I hit the wall and it's your fault!

Strip Weathers: No, YOU must shut up!

Drive Parkerson: Whatever!

## Gallery

Jimmy On Fire (reason why he’s blackish gray it’s because I don’t know what he looks like so yeah)Strip Gets Payback On Drive For Killing Jimmy
1982 Piston Cup Season (KA Bullets)

## Race winners

1. Nightdona 500 - The King
2. Las Vegas 400 - The King
3. Texas 350 - The King
4. Olympus 500 - Don Chapcar
5. Carolina's 350 - Don Chapcar
6. Palm Mile 300 - Don Chapcar
7. BnL 500 - Alex Quint
8. Sidewall Shine 300 - Buddy Braker
9. New York 400 - Klint Shiftright
10. Tow Cap 400 - Klint Shiftright
11. Memphis 400 - Benny Pitstops
12. Mood Springs 400 - The King
13. The King 400 - Don Chapcar
14. Rev N Go 350 - Don Chapcar
15. Pocono 400 - Don Chapcar
16. N20 Cola 400 - Don Chapcar
17. Clutch Aid/Cozsen 400 - Don Chapcar
18. Revolting 400 - Don Chapcar
19. Brickyard 400 - Alex Quint
20. Michigan 400 - Bill Racelott
21. Daniel 500 - Darrell Cartrip
22. Calladega 500 - Darrell Cartrip
23. Easy Idle 400 - Don Chapcar
24. Copper Canyon 400 - Bill Racelott
25. Leak Less 400 -The King
26. Fei 400 - The King
27. No Stall 350 - The King
28. Sputter Stop 400 - Bill Brady
29. Spare Mint 400 - Don Chapcar
30. Dinoco 400 - Don Chapcar
2000 Octane Gain 400

This race is known for Darren Leadfoot's first win. On lap 18, James Cleanair made contact with Billy Oilchanger causing Billy to get lose. On lap 22, 4 car crash happened caused by Jack Carr turning Ralph Carlow. Ralph collects Ryan Shields and Billy Oilchanger. The King is also involved in the crash. Later on lap 43, Rusty Cornfuel made contact with Murray Clutchburn causing a 3 car crash involving Rusty Cornfuel, Murray Clutchburn and James Cleanair. Later on lap 124, Johnny Blamer got turned by Ricky Hoodson causing a big crash involving Johnny Blamer, Billy Oilchanger, Charlie "Ted" Jefferson, Ryan Shields, Ponchy Wipeout and The King is also involved and had a DNF along with Billy and Ryan.
1964 Palm Mile 300

The 1964 Palm Mile 300 was infamous for LeRoy Heming scaring every racer except himself and Drive Parkerson in a creepy costume on Lap 15. Later on, A.J. Foyt who dodged the wreck turns Heming. After the race, Strip Weathers reminded the costume of a car and explains about a female racecar that was going to be the first gen 2 racer until her death during a surgery.

## Transcript

### Leroy Scares Everyone

LeRoy: Boo!

(All the racers scream with several wrecking)

A.J. Foyt: REALLY, YOU IDIOT! (turns LeRoy Heming)

LeRoy: NOOOOO! (he hits the wall hard)

### The Interview

RSN Interviewer 1 : So how did you feel about the costume that LeRoy Heming wore.

Strip: It reminded me of what could've been the 1st gen 2 car. From what I heard, it was a female purple 1960 Ford GT40 named Alice Jen who was going to get a surgery and go rookie in 1959, but she died in a bomb explosion in the middle of her surgery.

RSN Interviewer 2 : We see. Thanks for sharing the story, Strip.

### LeRoy Heming and A.J. Foyt's Post-Race Argument

LeRoy: YOU MEAN ORANGE FLOP! HOW DARE YOU CRASH ME!

A.J. Foyt: OH, SHUT UP YOU BULLY! HA HA!

LeRoy: WHY YOU SON OF A-

A.J. Foyt: Not today!

Leroy : ARGH!
1998 Piston Cup Season (PanagiothsH)

The 1998 Piston Cup Season. that dale earhard stll wins hws six piston ever how

## list of racers

1. breie dustfeld
2. joe nemechek
3. gerald leatfoot
4. chad relver
5. liiy cormflake
6. Rusty wheelhouse
7. Dale Earnhardt senior
8. Rusty Cornfuel
9. ernie srewvan rookie
10. Jimmy Strickscrew
11. Mark martin
12. alian carwiki
13. Bill Racelott
14. john hicks
15. donard morie
16. sky lewis
17. jimmy roaster
18. Bobby Carbonte
19. Ruby Storm
20. jimmy speedcar
21. ken shearder
22. jeff gorred
23. Aiken axler rookie
24. tony powertire
25. rowly bolt stikre
26. Alex Quint
27. Kenny Shiftright
28. Axel McDrift
29. Talior bendy
30. owen drivewell
31. kevin racingtire
32. Eugene Carbureski
33. jerry tireson junior
34. ryan shelds
35. The King
36. Terry Carbonte
37. Thomas Tanrev
38. Ryan Thunderbolt Jr
39. ruby easy oaks
40. Claude Scruggs
41. Johnny Blamer
42. Brush Curber
43. mark roasly
44. Billy Oilcahnger
45. peter cromfuel
46. james cleanair
47. lee revicns
48. Don Chapcar
49. will draftev
50. Speedy Viacomy
51. Ruby Nichtcar
52. Stace Cyber
53. Wafrell feld of Wheel
54. Ron Pitcar
55. Goddy Gems
56. Mike Yankee
57. jeremy mayfeld
58. wj lights
59. Misti Motorkrass
60. Slide Powers
61. Neil Brakett
62. roi blaster
63. Crusty Rotor
64. david heztcar
65. Haul Inngas
66. badley locke
67. Tom Landis
68. davey apex
69. winford bnd bradford
70. ivar yoder
71. Chick hicks
72. dale carret
73. poncy wiepoth
74. ron blaster
75. Murray Clutchburn
76. Ernie Gearson
77. dave van spina
78. wii turnspike
79. weldwell bumbers
80. jack edwards
81. jeff burton
82. Greg Candyman
83. ralph carlouw
84. Harry Bearcer
85. Klint Shiftright
86. kraig shiftright
87. Todd marcus rookie
88. Kurt Shiftright
89. strering carlin
90. ricky bobby
91. Ricky Horond
92. kyle trackson
93. Parker Senior

## list of backup racers

1. rudy washtire
2. nick charger
3. billy ford

## racers

Breie DustfeildJoe BrakechekGerald LeadfootChad RevlerLily CornflakeRusty WheelhouseDale EarnhardtRusty CornfuelErnie SwervanJimmy StrickscrewMark MartinAlan CarsickBill RacelottJohn HicksDonald MorphieSky LewisJimmy RoasterBobby CarbonteRuby StormJimmy SpeedcarKen SchraderJeff GordonAiken AxlerTony PowertireAlex QuintKenny ShiftrightAxel McDriftTaylor BendyOwen DrivewellKevin RacingtireEugene CarbureskiJerry Tireson JrRyan ShieldsThe KingTerry CarbonateThomas TanrevRyan Thunderbolt JrRuby OaksClaude ScruggsJohnny BlamerBrush CurberMark RoaslyBilly OilchangerPeter CornfuelJames CleanairLee RevkinsDon ChapcarWill DraftevSpeedy ViacomyRuby NightcarSpace CyberWafull Field of WheelRon PitcarGoddy GemsMike YankeeJeremy CarfieldWJ LightsMisti MotorkrassSlide PowersNeil BonnettRon BlasterCrusty RotorDavid HeztcarHaul InngasBradly LockeTom LandisDavey ApexWinford Bradford RutherfordIvan YoderChick HicksDale CarrettPonchy WipeoutRon BlasterMurray ClutchburnErnie GearsonDave Van SpinaWill TurnspikeWendell BumpersJack EdwardsJeff BurtonGreg CandymanRalph CarlowHarry BearcerKlint ShiftrightKraig ShiftrightTodd MarcusKurt ShiftrightSterling CarlinRicky BobbyRicky HorondKyle TracksonParker Senior
1984 NASCAR Winston Cup Series

The 1984 NASCAR Winston Cup Series is the 35th season of the NASCAR Cup Series.

## Race Winners

* Busch Clash - Neil Bonnett
* UNO Twin 125 Qualifier - Cale Yarborough (1), Bobby Allison (1)
* Daytona 500 Consolation Race - Connie Saylor

1. Daytona 500 - Cale Yarborough (2)
2. Miller High Life 400 - Ricky Rudd
3. Warner W. Hodgdon Carolina 500 - Bobby Allison (2)
4. Coca-Cola 500 - Benny Parsons
5. Valleydale 500 - Darrell Waltrip (1)
6. Northwestern Bank 400 - Tim Richmond
7. TranSouth 500 - Darrell Waltrip (2)
8. Sovran Bank 500 - Geoff Bodine (1)
9. Winston 500 - Cale Yarborough (3)
10. Coors 420 - Darrell Waltrip (3)
11. Budweiser 500 - Richard Petty (1)
12. World 600 - Bobby Allison (3)
13. Budweiser 400 - Terry Labonte (1)
14. Van Scoy Diamond Mine 500 - Cale Yarborough (4)
15. Miller High Life 400 - Bill Elliott (1)
16. Firecracker 400 - Richard Petty (2)
17. Pepsi 420 - Geoff Bodine (2)
18. Like Cola 500 - Harry Gant (1)
19. Talladega 500 - Dale Earnhardt (1)
20. Champion Spark Plug 400 - Darrell Waltrip (4)
21. Busch 500 - Terry Labonte (2)
22. Southern 500 - Harry Gant (2)
23. Wrangler Sanfor-Set 400 - Darrell Waltrip (5)
24. Delaware 500 - Harry Gant (3)
25. Goody's 500 - Darrell Waltrip (6)
26. Miller High Life 500 - Bill Elliott (2)
27. Holly Farms 400 - Darrell Waltrip (7)
28. Warner W. Hodgdon American 500 - Bill Elliott (3)
29. Atlanta Journal 500 - Dale Earnhardt (2)
30. Winston Western 500 - Geoff Bodine (3)
1975 Piston Cup Season

## List of races and it's winners

1. Nightdona 500 - Thomas Tireson
2. Las Vegas 400 - The King
3. Texas 350 - A.J Foyt
4. Olympus 500 - Bobby Carllison
5. Clutch Aid/Cozen 400 - The King
6. Palm Mile 300 - The King
7. BnL 500 - The King
8. Sidewall Shine 300 - Cale Yarblowgh
9. New York 400 - Bobby Carllison
10. Tow Cap 400 - Thomas Tireson
11. Hudson Hornet 400 - The King
12. Rev N Go 350 - A.J Foyt
13. Pocono 400 - Thomas Tireson
14. N20 Cola 400 - Buddy Braker
15. N2O Cola 600 - The King
16. Michigan 400 - Drive Parkerson
17. Belle 500 - The King
18. Revolting 400 - Darrell Cartrip
19. Easy Idle 400 - The King
20. Fei 400 - Drive Parkerson
21. Daniel 500 - Thomas Tireson
22. Calladega 500 - Darren Gascan
23. Boston 350 - A.J Foyt
24. Copper Canyon 400 - Thomas Tireson
25. Sonoma 400 - Bill Shields
26. Michigan 400 - The King
27. Southern 350 - Bobby Carllison
28. Sputter Stop 400 - The King
29. Spare Mint 400 - The King
30. Richmond 400 - Darrell Cartrip
31. Los Angeles 500 - The King
32. Virginia 500 - A.J Foyt
33. Heartland 500 - Buddy Braker
34. Washington 350 - Buddy Braker
35. Shifty Drug 400 - Cale Yarblowgh
36. Dinoco 400 - The King
1960 Firecracker 250

This race is infamous for rookie Drive Parkerson sending up a firecracker. Winner was Kurt Shiftright.

## Transcript

Drive: Time to send up the firecracker!

Strip: Wait! No!

(The firecracker goes to several racers)

Rex: It hurt it hurt it hurt it hurt! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

The King: It hurts more than last year's firecracker!
1984 Piston Cup Season (KA Bullets)

The 1984 Piston Cup Racing Series Season is a Piston Cup season. Sad News Andy Kaufman was Dead And Greg Candyman Nearly Died In The 1984 Daytona 500.

## List of races and it's winnerse

1. Nightdona 500 - The King
2. Las Vegas 400 - Peter Axon
3. Texas 350 - Dale Earnhardt
4. Olympus 500 - Pete Carlinton
5. Carolina's 350 - Don Chapcar
6. Palm Mile 300 - Cole Speedland
7. BnL 500 - Bill Racelott
8. Sidewall Shine 300 - Benny Pitstops
9. New York 400 - Mike Yankee
10. Tow Cap 400 - Jonathan Melter
11. Memphis 400 - Alex Quint
12. Mood Springs 400 - Matthew Fuelup-Wheel
13. The King 400 - Alloy Wilson
14. Rev N Go 350 - Bill Brady
15. Pocono 400 - Klint Shiftright
16. N20 Cola 400 - Pete Carlinton
17. Clutch Aid/Cozsen 400 - Larry Smith
18. Revolting 400 - Larry Smith
19. Brickyard 400 - Don Chapcar
20. Michigan 400 - Neil Brakett
21. Daniel 500 - Andrew Axler
22. Calladega 500 - Darrell Cartrip
23. Easy Idle 400 - Klint Shiftrght
24. Copper Canyon 400 - Matthew Fuelup-Wheel
25. Leak Less 400 - Michael Smith
26. Fei 400 - Neil Brakett
27. No Stall 350 - Bill Racelott
28. Sputter Stop 400 - Chick Hicks
29. Spare Mint 400 - Benny Pitstops
30. Virginia 500 - Alloy Wilson
31. Los Angeles 500 - Greg Candyman
32. Boston 350 - Darrell Cartrip
33. Heartland 500 - Cale Yarblowgh
34. Washington 350 - Bill Brady
35. Richmond 400 - Mike Yankee
36. Dinoco 400 - Dale Earnhardt
1959 Firecracker 250

The 1959 Firecracker 250 is infamous for massive firecrackers being on some racers. Fireball Roberts won.

## Transcript

Narrator: To the checkered flag, it's Fireball Roberts for the win at Daytona!

Fireball: Yes! We did it, boys! Man, this win was cool!

Rex: I know, right!

(Suddenly, Fireball stumbles over a firecracker)

Fireball: What's this?

Rex: No, Fireball! That's a firecracker! Don't touch it!

Fireball: A what?

Rex: NOOOOOOOOOO-

(A firecracker is being launched into several racers)

The King: My wheels are burning from a firecracker! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Louise: My wheels are on fire!

Junior: They burn! They burn!

River: My engine is burning from the firecracker heat!

Fireball: Gosh, this firecracker is... MY ENGINE! IT EXPIRED!
2002 NASCAR Winston Cup Series

The 2002 NASCAR Winston Cup Series is the 53rd season of the NASCAR Cup Series.

## Race Winners

* Budweiser Shootout - Tony Stewart (1)
* Gatorade 125s - Jeff Gordon (1), Michael Waltrip (1)

1. Daytona 500 - Ward Burton (1)
2. Subway 400 - Matt Kenseth (1)
3. UAW-DaimlerChrysler 400 - Sterling Marlin (1)
4. MBNA America 500 - Tony Stewart (2)
5. Carolina Dodge Dealers 400 - Sterling Marlin (2)
6. Food City 500 - Kurt Busch (1)
7. Samsung/RadioShack 500 - Matt Kenseth (2)
8. Virginia 500 - Bobby Labonte
9. Aaron's 499 - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (1)
10. NAPA Auto Parts 500 - Jimmie Johnson (1)
11. Pontiac Excitement 400 - Tony Stewart (3)
	* Winston Open - Jeremy Mayfield
	* No Bull Sprint - Ryan Newman (1)
	* The Winston - Ryan Newman (2)
12. Coca-Cola Racing Family 600 - Mark Martin
13. MBNA Platinum 400 - Jimmie Johnson (2)
14. Pocono 500 - Dale Jarrett (1)
15. Sirius Satellite Radio 400 - Tony Stewart (4)
16. Dodge/Save Mart 350 - Ricky Rudd
17. Pepsi 400 - Michael Waltrip (2)
18. Tropicana 400 - Kevin Harvick (1)
19. New England 300 - Ward Burton (2)
20. Pennsylvania 500 - Bill Elliott (1)
21. Brickyard 400 - Bill Elliott (2)
22. Sirius Satellite Radio at The Glen - Tony Stewart (5)
23. Pepsi 400 presented by Farmer Jack - Dale Jarrett (2)
24. Sharpie 500 - Jeff Gordon (2)
25. Mountain Dew Southern 500 - Jeff Gordon (3)
26. Chevrolet Monte Carlo 400 - Matt Kenseth (3)
27. New Hampshire 300 - Ryan Newman (3)
28. MBNA All-American Heroes 400 - Jimmie Johnson (3)
29. Protection One 400 - Jeff Gordon (4)
30. EA Sports 500 - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (2)
31. UAW-GM Quality 500 - Jamie McMurray
32. Old Dominion 500 - Kurt Busch (2)
33. NAPA 500 - Kurt Busch (3)
34. Pop Secret Microwave Popcorn 400 - Johnny Benson Jr.
35. Checker Auto Parts 500 presented by Pennzoil - Matt Kenseth (4)
36. Ford 400 - Kurt Busch (4)
1989 Piston Cup Season (KA Bullets)

## List of races and it's winners

1. Florida 500 - Darrell Cartrip
2. Nightdona 400 - Murray Clutchburn
3. Texas 350 - Dale Carrett
4. Olympus 500 - The King
5. Carolina's 350 - Klint Shiftright
6. Palm Mile 300 - WJ Lights
7. BnL 500 - Davey Carllison
8. Sidewall Shine 300 - Cole Speedland
9. New York 400 - Kraig Shiftright
10. Tow Cap 400 - Andrew Axler
11. Memphis 400 - Eugene Carbureski
12. Mood Springs 400 - Chuck Armstrong
13. Mario Andretti 400 - Dale Earnhardt
14. The King 400 - Murray Clutchburn
15. Rev N Go 350 - Jonathan Melter
16. Pocono 400 - Alloy Wilson
17. Clutch Aid/Cozsen 400 - The King
18. Boston 350 - Larry Smith
19. Brickyard 400 - Mike Yankee
20. Michigan 400 - Neil Brakett
21. Daniel 500 - Ken Schrader
22. Copper Canyon 400 - Misti Motorkrass
23. Easy Idle 400 - Bill Racelott
24. Calladega 500 - Terry Carbonte
25. Leak Less 400 - Phil Pitstops
26. Fei 400 - Ruby "Easy" Oaks
27. Southern 500 - Chick Hicks
28. Sputter Stop 400 - Billy Oilchanger
29. Spare Mint 400 - Alan Carwicki
30. Cartinsville 500 - Ernie Gearson
31. Los Angeles 500 - Murray Clutchburn
32. Revolting 400 - Crusty Rotor
33. Heartland 500 - James Robson
34. Washington 350 - Mark Cartin
35. Richmond 400 - Haul Inngas
36. Dinoco 400 - Murray Clutchburn
1994 Clutch Aid/Cozen 400

The 1994 Clutch Aid/Cozen 400 is a race where Mark Burnsly wrecks W.J. Lights and Gerald Leadfoot on lap 5.

The winner was Dale Earnhardt with Ken Schrader in 2nd and Alloy Wilson in 3rd.

## Transcript

### Mark Burnsly wrecks W.J. Lights

Mark Burnsly: Stupid car from Thomas Tiredson Racing! (turns W.J. Lights)

W.J. Lights: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (collects Gerald Leadfoot)

Pinkie: OH NO! GERALD LEADFOOT GOES AIRBORNE! GERALD SMASHES TO THE GROUND AND IS ON HIS ROOF!

Spike: And W.J Lights is in the same crash.

Pinkie: Let's cheak in the replay.

(Replay)

Pinkie: The 72 car, Mark Burnsly turns the 71 car of W.J. Lights. Lights then would wreck into Gerald Leadfoot, causing Gerald to go airborne and crashed into the ground on his roof before sliding down and being stuck upside down.

Spike: That is a horrible crash.
1980 Piston Cup Season (Panagioths universe)

is a season with drive parksonis carrer ending crash aslo new body style and new rookie reaplacing some racers and ronahd oaks as a season edning crash there are 36 cars are racing in normal bechace is getting full

sammy smeterdonnie carlisondale earthhard seniorrusty cormfueljimmy scircksrewbill racelottmario ardeetibobby caboineruby stormdrive parkersonbobby carlisonandrew axeleraxelnt quintkenny shifrighttood redloinebill bradydarren gascaneugene carbueskiradny revicksThe Kingterry caboinethomas tarvenronand oakscluade scrunggsjohhny blamberbrush curberbillly oilchangerbobby carsacdon chapcarspeedy viacomyruby nigthcarstace cyperron pitcargoddy gemsmike yankkemisti motorgrosssilde powerscole speedlandneil brakettcrusty rotoralloy wilsonhual inggastom landisrobert hicksjames robsonmurray cliuthburnernie gearsonj.p muffejonathat thememtergreg lockegreg candy mantom diare juniorklint shifrightkraig shifrightlarry smithkurt shifrightSteve Myerskyle trackson seniorricky horandparker seniorharord axelbenny pitstops
## drives retirent

1. drive parkeson carrer ending crash
2. mario arndrretti retired
1996 Calladega 500

The 1996 Calladega 500 is known for Dale Earnahrdt's flip on lap 115.

Ken Squier: Trouble! Lee spins and takes out Ponchy Wipeout, W.J Lights, Larry Smith, James Cleanair, Ruby Oaks and Rusty Cornfuel!

Ned Carrett: Billy Oilchanger, Misti Motorkrass, Claude Scruggs, and Greg Candyman! Wow! Nasty!

Ken Squier: Let's check the replay to see what happened.

(replay)

Ken Squier: So here. Chick Hicks, the 86 car does a PIT maneuver on Lee Revkins which spins him around.

Ned Carrett: And Lee hits Billy, W.J and Larry Smith. 12 cars are invovled!

Ken Squier: The caution will come out this time!

### Big one part 2 (Dale flips)

Eugene Carbureski: LET'S SEE IF EARNHARDT GETS THROUGH THIS! (turns Devon Bradford Rutherford)

Ken Squier: OH! And Eugene does the PIT maneuver on Devon! Devon turns Dale Earnhardt! They both spin! And they take out Terry Carbonte, Chuck Armstrong, Johnny Blamer, Klint Shiftright, Crusty Rotor, Ryan Sheilds, Larry Smith, and Ernie Gearson! Another big crash!

Ned Carrett: And looks like Kevin Racingtire and Buck Schooner are also in the crash.

Ken Squier: And Dale has hit the outside wall and flips over! Bad for Dale Earnhardt! Let's check the replay.

(replay)

Ned Carrett: Here is the big one part 2 right here! Eugene Carbureski does a PIT maneuver on Devon Bradford Rutherford. Causing Devon to skid to Dale Earnhardt.

Ken Squier: They both went into the wall, and he took out 11 more cars! Including Chuck Armstrong, Johnny Blamer and Murray Clutchburn! Earnhardt was flipping badly.

Ned Carrett: Poor, Dale Earnhardt. I hope he's ok!

### Finish

(Jeff Gorvette passes Chick Hicks)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes Chick Hicks on the inside and moves up to second!

Ken Squier: Can he beat Eugene Carbureski to the finish!

Jeff Gorvette (talking to Ray Reverham): I'll show these racers how strong I am! (turns Eugene Carbureski)

Ned Carrett: And Eugene Carbureski gets turned! He hits Chick Hicks!

Ken Squier: Eugene and Chick go airborne! And crashes on the grass! And the winner is Jeff Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh my gosh! I won! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

## Results

1. Jeff Gorvette
2. Dale Carrett
3. Gerald Leadfoot
4. Darren Leadfoot
5. Brush Cruber
6. Darrel Draggered
7. Kevin Phillips
8. Bobby Carbonte
9. Darrell Cartrip
10. Rusty Wallace
11. John Hicks
12. The King
13. Bill Racelott
14. Chuck Armstrong
15. TBA
1988 Piston Cup Season (KA Bullets' Universe)

The 1988 Piston Cup Season Is A Terrible Season For Axel McDrift, Tom Landis, and Don Chapcar die.

## Racers

1. Rust-eze 01 - Sammy Smelter
2. Rodopolis 1 - Mordecai Misskrass
3. Rodopolis 01 - Lee General
4. Lite 2 - Rusty Wheelhouse
5. Ivc 2 - Dexter Miller
6. Goodwrench 3 - Dale Earnhardt Senior
7. Cyber Car 04 - Jack Spinner
8. Tow Cap 4 - David Palmer
9. Hooters 7 - Alan Carwicki
10. View Zeen 10 - Bill Shields
11. Nitroade 13 - Gray Gaoline
12. Oxnard 16 - Thomas Tanrev
13. Zoom Racing Magazines - 16 Joe Collins
14. Unsponsored 17 - Darrel Cartrip
15. Oil, Cars 17 - Eric Gearshift
16. IGNTR 20 - Silver Storm
17. Purolator 21 - Joseph Blamer
18. Tim Sports 22 - John Watson
19. Nbi Media 22 - Marty Raceright
20. Bnl 23 - Dan Sheldon
21. Pepsi 25 - Ken Schroeder
22. Oil Sausages 24 - Marvin Johnson
23. DuPont 24 - William G. Gorvette
24. Valvoline 28 - Davey Carllison
25. Landon Mitchtire Racing 29 - Landon Mitchtire
26. Ulyesses Plumbing 31 - Alex Quint (retired after Daniel 500)
27. B Fly Juice 32 - Axel McDrift (Died)/Nick Charger (Rookie)
28. Mood Springs 33 - Taylor Bendy (retired after Chapcar died in Daniel 500)
29. Trunk Fresh 34 - Darren Gascan
30. Shifty Drug 35 - Harold Axel
31. Intermedics 35 - Desmond Brakedrum (Rookie)
32. Tank Coat 36 - Peter Axon
33. Brighttone 37 - Fred Lorenzen
34. Rodcap Music. Co 37 - Garret Revley
35. Menasha Blue Jay 38 - Nigel Racingtire
36. Subway 42 - Rob Hudson
37. BStop 47 - Zeke Carbureski
38. Gas Can 49 - David Carson
39. Leak Less 52 - Michael Smith
40. Theotire 55 - Angela Tireshock
41. Disney Channel 55 - Jake Electrofly
42. Alisons Work Repairs 59 - Jerry Overskar
43. RPM 64 - Don Chapcar (died in Daniel 500)/Devon Bradford Rutherford (Rookie)
44. Trunk Fresh 65 - Slick Carson
45. 43 Drive Away 66 - Flinn Taketire
46. Carbon Cyber 67 - John Cyper
47. Subway 69 - Alexander Shields
48. Vinyl Toupee 76 - Crusty Rotor
49. PP88 81 - Alice Axler
50. Shiny Wax 84 - Tom Landis (died in Pocono 400)
51. Hostile Takeover Bank 86 - Chick Hicks
52. Citgo 99 - Greg Locke
53. Clutch Aid 121 - Kraig Shiftright
54. Nolio City 145 - Patrick Rodcap
55. Pizza Planet 162 - Terry Carbonte
56. Boys Little 178 - Zeke Loudrev
57. Marcus Theaters 179 - Ebenezer Smith
58. Run-Off 200 - Wilbert Bumpers
59. Posta 203 - Kristoff Waterson
60. Delphin More 223 - Peter Draftsky
61. Delphin More 223 - Duke Haruno
62. Girls Little 231 - Tillie Cornfuel
63. Matrix 262 - Robert Henderson
64. Speed News 276 - Hiro Gearson
65. Nickelodeon 279 - Sloan Inngas
66. THX 353 - Barack Jones
67. Paramount Pictures 409 - Lando Bayson
68. Joners 555 - Andrew Axler
1948 Piston Cup Season (PanagiothsH's Universe)

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## Gallery

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1987 Palm Mile 400

The 1987 Palm Mile 400 is a very infamous race known for Sammy Smelter farting on Dale Earnhardt.

## Transcript

### Finish

Ken Squier: This is it! One lap to go in the Palm Mile 400! Newcomer Dale Earnhardt in the lead followed by Sammy Smelter, Ivan Yoder, Davey Carllison, Alloy Wilson and Bill Racelott!

Ned Carrett: Here comes Sammy Smelter on the outside of Earnhardt! Dale fights Sammy on the inside!

Spike: And Sammy blocks Dale!

(Sammy farts at Dale)

Dale Earnhardt: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ken Squier: OH! SAMMY SMELTER FARTS AT DALE EARNHART! HERE COMES IVAN YODER PASSING SAMMY! IVAN WINS AT PALM MILE SPEEDWAY!

Ivan Yoder: OH YES! VICTORY FOR ME!

Ivan's crew chief: Great job, you're the car!

Ken Squier: Let's check in the replay.

(Replay)

Ned Carrett: Sammy Smelter, the 01 car farts at Dale Earnhardt causing Dale to drop back position. Meanwhile, Ivan Yoder passes Sammy to win this race.

Dale Earnhardt: There you are Sammy! How dare you farted at me!

Dale Carrett: Yeah, you fool!

Sammy Smelter: Sorry! I have to take a car wash!

Ned Carrett: And Sammy Smelter is driving out of the Speedway.

Dale Carrett: YOU CAN'T TAKE A CAR WASH MORON!

Sammy Smelter: I will eventually have to... (gulps)
1998 pocno 400 panagiothsH is universe

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1991 NASCAR Winston Cup Series

The 1991 NASCAR Winston Cup Series is the 42nd season of the NASCAR Cup Series.

## Race Winners

* Busch Clash - Dale Earnhardt (1)
* Gatorade Twin 125 Qualifiers - Davey Allison (1), Dale Earnhardt (2)

1. Daytona 500 By STP - Ernie Irvan (1)
2. Pontiac Excitement 400 - Dale Earnhardt (3)
3. GM Goodwrench 500 - Kyle Petty
4. Motorcraft Quality Parts 500 - Ken Schrader (1)
5. TranSouth 500 - Ricky Rudd
6. Valleydale Meats 500 - Rusty Wallace (1)
7. First Union 400 - Darrell Waltrip (1)
8. Hanes 500 - Dale Earnhardt (4)
9. Winston 500 - Harry Gant (1)
	* Winston Open - Michael Waltrip
	* The Winston - Davey Allison (2)
10. Coca-Cola 600 - Davey Allison (3)
11. Budweiser 500 - Ken Schrader (2)
12. Banquet Frozen Foods 300 - Davey Allison (4)
13. Champion Spark Plug 500 - Darrell Waltrip (2)
14. Miller Genuine Draft 400 - Davey Allison (5)
15. Pepsi 400 - Bill Elliott
16. Miller Genuine Draft 500 - Rusty Wallace (2)
17. DieHard 500 - Dale Earnhardt (5)
18. Budweiser at The Glen - Ernie Irvan (2)
19. Champion Spark Plug 400 - Dale Jarrett
20. Bud 500 - Alan Kulwicki
21. Heinz Southern 500 - Harry Gant (2)
22. Miller Genuine Draft 400 - Harry Gant (3)
23. Peak Antifreeze 500 - Harry Gant (4)
24. Goody's 500 - Harry Gant (5)
25. Tyson Holly Farms 400 - Dale Earnhardt (6)
26. Mello Yello 500 - Geoff Bodine
27. AC Delco 500 - Davey Allison (6)
28. Pyroil 500K - Davey Allison (7)
29. Hardee's 500 - Mark Martin
2003 Dinoco 400

The 2003 Dinoco 400 is known for Matt Carseth winning THE PISTON CUP!!! Matt won with Gerald Leadfoot second and Dale Jr third. Jeff Gorvette is fourth. It was also the last race that Bill Racelott competes in.

## Transcript

### Pinkie goes BONKERS!!!

Bob: Matt Carseth is close to finishing.

Darrell: Matt Carseth is close, very close, very very close.

Spike: AND HE CROSSES THE LINE IN FIRST!

Bob: CARSETH HAS WON THE 2003 PISTON CUP!

Matt: HECK YES! I WON BABY!

Robbie Gearser: GOOD JOB, MATT CARSETH!

Larry Larson (Carbon Cyber Pitty): HELL YES!!!

(in the stands)

Pinkie: DID YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE!? MATT CARSETH HAS WON THE (Yee) CHAMPIONSHIP! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! THE LORD OF HONEY HAS WON THE PISTON CUP! ONCE HE RETIRES HE WILL BE KNOWN FOREVER AS THE LORD OF THE PISTON CUP! I WILL MAKE THE BIGGEST MUSEUM IN THE WORLD EVER DEDICATED TO A PISTON CUP RACER FOR HIM ONCE HE RETIRES! HAIL MATT CARSETH! HAIL MATT CARSETH! (3x Popeye Toot) YEAH! I HAVE WAITED TOO LONG FOR THIS! YEAH! (Throws two View Zeen tires on the ground before throwing two Vitoline and Lil Torquey Pistons tires as well as one tire from Leak Less and Nitroade while tidying and kissing the Carbon Cyber tires) MATT IS THE KING OF THE WORLD! (singing: MATT CARSETH HAS WON AT MOTOR CITY! MATT CARSETH HAS WON THE CUP TODAY!) THAT WAS AWESOME PINKIE EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME THIS SONG IS GREAT!

(I'm Me by Dale Carrett plays by RSN)

The King: Guys we better stop Pinkie. She is going CRAZY! We need to calm them down.

Gerald Leadfoot: I agree, King. I'm happy and everyone seeing Matt win, but this-this is too far!

Dale Jr: I agree. Pinkie threw around tires, and is doing crazy things.

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah. I don't want to ruin her celebration, but tell them to calm down. Okay, King?

The King: I will.

(Pinkie continues throwing things)

Pinkie: THIS IS (Yee) HISTORIC!! THIS IS (Seal Bark) HISTORIC! THIS IS SO (Dolphin Censored) HISTORIC!!!!! THE BEST (You Kid) WIN OF ALL TIME! OUR FAVORITE RACE EVER!!! BARK BARK BARK! GG GG GG GG!!! My life is complete. The god has won. I will now buy a large mansion for two of us and of course Matt Carseth!

Spike: You hear that? Pinkie is shouting to everyone in the stands about Matt Carseth winning. I agree with her.

Darrell Cartrip: Me too, Spike.

### Farewell Awesome Bill!

Bob: As you can see here, Bill Racelott, aka Awesome Bill, will do his farewell lap to celebrate the end of his Piston Cup career.

Bill Racelott: Farewell my fans! I will still be in the Piston Cup community! (Drives around a lap at the MSOTS)

(The fans cheer for Bill's retirement)

Darrell: Can't you believe it? The fans are cheering for him.

Spike: I can't believe Bill does his farewell lap after Matt Carseth wins the Piston Cup.

Bob: Awsome Bill Racelott from Dawsonville, had a total of 44 career wins, and 1 Piston Cup in 1988. We will introduce the Chase for The Cup next year in 2004.

(I'm Me by Dale Carrett plays by RSN agian, TV credits)
1981 Easy Idle 400

The 1981 Easy Idle 400 is a Piston Cup race during the 1981 season, being a very historic race that takes place at Richmond. It is historic because of the massive car pile-up involving Sammy Smelter, Bill Racelott, Ronald Oaks, Frank Marintire and even STRIP WEATHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cooler (Dragon Ball) was injured after Harold Axel crashed into him in the pit box, he was in a concussion after the crash, and then he was at the Richmond hospital for the rest of the Piston Cup Season, until the 1982 Florida 500.

## Transcript

### Crash

Fan: THERE IS TROUBLE AHEAD!!! SAMMY SMELTER TAKES OUT RONALD OAKS! BILL RACELOTT AND FRANK MARINTIRE SPIN AND EVEN TAKE OUT ***STRIP WEATHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

### Harold Axel crashes into his new crew chief and then gets injured.

Fan: HAROLD AXEL SPINS AND GOES INTO COOLER! HE HITS COOLER AND COOLER MIGHT BE DEAD! IF NOT, HE MIGHT BE INJURED HEAVILY!

Cooler (hit by Harold): OUCH!

Harold (very scared): Uh oh.

Cooler (extremely weak): Ow.

Harold: What have I done?

Shifty Drug Pitty 1: WHAT DO YOU CALL A CRASH LIKE THAT!?

Harold: Accident?

Shifty Drug Pitty 2: NO!

Shifty Drug Pitty 1: I AGREE! THAT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT! IT'S DRUNK IDIOT STUFF!

Harold: I didn't do it! What the hell are you talking about? That's dumb people folk tale crap!

Shifty Drug Pitty 1: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING DAMN! YOU ARE DNF FROM THIS RACE FOR ALMOST KILLING YOUR SPONSORS' CREW CHIEF!

Shifty Drug Pitty 2: I AGREE!

Shifty Drug Owner: Me too! We all agree you cause serious trouble. You will be fired if you continue to do bad stuff. Like you four years ago at Nightdona. Your old crew chief quit a year ago because of the bad stuff you've done. You stupid little of a BRAT!!!!!!

Harold (crying): NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1987 Daytona 500

The 1987 Daytona 500 is a Piston Cup race held at Daytona International Speedway Speedway. Bill Racelott wins with Larry Smith second and The King surprisingly third. Chick Hicks fails to finish as he got totched by Bill Racelott and collected Jonathan Melter on lap 54.

## Gallery

Larry, Thomas, Don, Bill, Chick, Jonathan, Alex and Sammy
2001 Dinoco 400

The 2001 Dinoco 400 was the last race of 2001. Murray Clutchburn won the race, with Gerald Leadfoot 2nd, Bobby Carbonte 3rd, Davey Apex somehow in 4th, and Tony Gaswart in 5th.

The King, who won the 8th race of 2001, would sadly finish 23rd, outside the Top 20.

Jeff Gorvette won his 4th and final Piston Cup.
1976 Daytona 500

A battle between The King and Drive Parkerson. Parkerson sadly won the race.

## Transcript

Drive Parkerson: I'M DONE LOSING! TAKE THIS, STRIP WEATHERCRAPS! (bumps The King causing The King and Drive himself to spin)

Ken, Ned, Pinkie and Spike: OH!

Ken Squier: It's a crash across the front straight line! They did hit! Weathers smashes into the wall! Will he cross the start/finish line! He's gonna win the race! He's gonna win it! He's spinning, as he I belive will take the checkerd flag... NO HE DID NOT MAKE IT! HE, HE IS LESS THAN THAN 100 YARDS FROM IT! HERE COMES PARKERSON! PARKERSON HAS BEEN A QUITTER! THEY COME ACROSS THE FINISH LINE! WEATHERS HAS A BIG WRECK! PARKERSON IS GONNA WIN IT! OH CAN YOU BELIVE IT! HE WINS THE RACE!

Ned, Pinkie and Spike: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drive Parkerson: HA HA HA! THE KING NEVER STOPS ME! HE'S MORE LIKE THE LOSER!

The King: Drive, it's not ok! You're so mean!

Benny Pitstops: Yeah, respect it, you stupid car!

Drive Parkerson: HA! WHATEVER!
1989 Texas 350

The 1989 Texas 350 at Petroleum City Super Speedway is known for where on the final lap, Sammy Smelter tried to win, but then, he got turned by Dale Carrett, and collects Rusty Wallace, causing the big one to happen. Cars involved including Thomas Tanrev, Micheal Cartrip, Chick Hicks, Dale Earnhardt, Rusty Wallace, Cole Speedland, and Darrell Cartrip. Dale Carrett wins at Texas with Ivan Yoder 2nd and Bill Racelott in 3rd. The King was sadly a low 17th.

## Transcript

### The Big One

Pinkie: This is it. One more lap at Texas and Sammy Smelter keeps the lead, followed by Thomas Tanrev, Dale Carrett, and Chick Hicks.

Spike: Sammy is trying to get his first-ever win in the Piston Cup Series!

Pinkie: Thomas Tanrev fights him for the lead! Here comes Dale Carrett the 88 car taking 2nd away from Tanrev!

Spike: Dale tries to get the lead from Sammy!

Pinkie: Let's see here! Here comes Ivan Yoder passing Chick Hicks! Dale and Sammy are still fighting position! Sammy blocks Dale! Here they come to the checkered flag!

(Sammy farts at Dale)

Dale: STOP WITH YOUR STINKY FARTS! (turns Sammy)

DALE CARRETT TURNS SAMMY SMELTER! SAMMY HITS THOMAS TANREV!!!!!! DALE CARRETT WINS AT TEXAS! AND THE BIG ONE HAPPENS TWARD THE LINE!!!!!! Thomas Tanrev is in it! Rusty Wallace is in it! Micheal Cartrip, the rookie is in it! Dale Earnhardt, the Intimidator is in it. Cole Sppedland is in it. Darrell Cartrip, Micheal's old brother is involved. 11 cars are involved in a very big wreck as the caution and checkers wave in the air, let's check in the replay.

(replay)

Pinkie: The 88 car, Dale Carrett is where the trouble starts. He turns the 61 of Sammy Smelter. Sammy then spins around and hits Thomas Tanrev. Rusty Wallace tries to dodge, but he hits Thomas hard and got involved.

Spike: You see, more cars got involved, Chick Hicks got involved. Micheal Cartrip got involved. Dale Earnhardt got involved.

Pinkie: Bill Racelott then came to dodge the crash. Meanwhile, Cole Speedland hits Earnhardt causing him to get involved and hits Darrell Cartrip, Alloy Wilson, Bernie Simpson, and Sammy Smelter. And we see that Dale Carrett wins his 1st Texas victory. Ivan Yoder is 2nd, Bill Racelott is 3rd, followed by Jonathan Melter, Terry Carbonte, Klint Shiftright, and Mark Cartin.

(Quality Care radio)

Dale: Good job, guys. I'm proud of you all. I love you guys.

Quality Care Crew Chief: Proud of you, buddy, you are the car, kiddo!

Dale: Thank you!
1982 Vinyl Toupee Shootout

1982 Vinyl Toupee Shootout was not taken place at Nightdona but on a very fast track that has highbanking. It was taken place at Roadpacer Super Speedway. 18 cars entered the most fast and banked track in the world. A racer named Harry Brakepace who was just gonna try out the race entered into it with 17 other Piston Cup Stars. On lap 9 Greg Candyman crashed out of the race. On lap 82 the world's most famous track became the world's worst track with the violent crash of hometown racer Harry Brakepace.

## Lap 9 Crash

Ken: OH BIG HIT FOR GREG CANDYMAN INTO THE WALL AND OUT OF THE RACE!

Ned: Already this famous track has taken a racer out with a bash to the hood!

(Tach-O-Mint Radio)

Greg Candyman: DRAT!

Crew Chief: We'll get em next time Gregory!

## Lap 82 The Crash To Remember

Ken: Look at The King leading with Chick Hicks behind!

Ned: PART-TIMER HAUL INNGAS GETS CHICK LOOSE!

Ken: CHICK GOES UP THE TRACK INTO THE WALL!

Ned: HE COMES BACK AND TAKES INNGAS OUT!

Ken: INNGAS SLAMS HOMETOWN RACER HARRY BRAKEPACE AND HARRY FLIES THROUGH THE CATCH FENCING!

Ned: INNGAS GETS RUN OVER BY THE REST OF THE FIELD!

Ken: CAMERAS FOLLOWING HARRY INTO THE PARKING LOT!

Ned: HE HITS A LIGHT POLE I THINK!

Ken: HE IS ONTO THE FREEWAY!

Ned: THE CARS ARE HITTING HIM!

Ken: BIG PILE UP ON THE FREEWAY!

Ned: ON THE TRACK INNGAS IS ON FIRE AND FLIPPING DOWN THE BANKING!

Ken: The road is blocked from the mess.

Ned: Harry Brakepacer has just had the worst crash of maybe the year? And its only February!

Ken: Well Harry is out of the race along with Inngas and Candyman was already out.

## The Finish And Last Race Held In The History Of This Track

Ken: A bad race will turn into a good one for Klint Shiftright!

Ned: KLINT SHIFTRIGHT HAS WON THE VINYL TOUPEE SHOOTOUT TWO YEARS IN A ROW!

(Clutch Aid Team Radio)

Klint Shiftright: I am not celebrating this......

Crew Chief: Yeah.......

(In Booth!)

Ned: We have some sad news.......

Ken: Harry Brakepacer has died at the age of 38 and this track is being shut down.

Ned: What a bad track to build and race at. Smart people for sure. Not really. Arg.
1999 Piston Cup Season (KA Bullets)

Bobby Carbonte won the Dinoco 400, but the champion is The King.

## List of races and it's winners

1. Florida 500 - Jeff Gorvette
2. Las Vegas 400 - Mark Cartin
3. Texas 350 - Haul Inngas
4. Olympus 500 - Jeff Gorvette
5. Ben's Hot Sauce 350 - The King
6. Palm Mile 300 - Murray Clutchburn
7. BnL 500 - Rowley Boltstrike
8. Vitoline 350 - Rusty Wallace
9. New York 400 - The King
10. Memphis 400 - Dale Carrett
11. Clutch Aid/Cozsen 400 - Dale Earnhardt
12. Mood Springs 400 - The King
13. Pocono 400 - Bobby Carbonte
14. N20 Cola 400 - Dale Earnhardt
15. Michigan 400 - Dale Carrett
16. Mario Andretti 400 - Murray Clutchurn
17. Rev N Go 350 -Jeff Gorvette
18. Gasprin 400 - Dale Carrett
19. Brickyard 400 - Dale Carrett
20. No Stall 350 - Jeff Burton
21. Copper Canyon 400 - The King
22. Calladega 500 - Dale Earnhardt
23. Heartland 500 - Mark Cartin
24. Tow Cap 400 - Manny Flywheel
25. Leakless 400 - The King
26. Fei 400 - Billy Oilchanger
27. Southern 500 - Jeff Burton
28. Sputter Stop 400 - Mark Cartin
29. Spare Mint 400 - Murray Clutchburn
30. Cartinville 400 - Jeff Gorvette
31. Los Angeles 500 - Jeff Gorvette
32. Boston 350 - The King
33. Revolting 400 - The King
34. Washington 350 - Tony Gaswart
35. Richmond 400 - Tony Gaswart
36. Dinoco 400 - Bobby Carbonte
1987 NASCAR Winston Cup Series

The 1987 NASCAR Winston Cup Series is the 38th season of the NASCAR Cup Series.

## Race Winners

* Busch Clash - Bill Elliott (1)
* 7-Eleven Twin 125's - Ken Schrader, Benny Parsons

1. Daytona 500 - Bill Elliott (2)
2. Goodwrench 500 - Dale Earnhardt (1)
3. Miller High Life 400 - Dale Earnhardt (2)
4. Motorcraft Quality Parts 500 - Ricky Rudd (1)
5. TranSouth 500 - Dale Earnhardt (3)
6. First Union 500 - Dale Earnhardt (4)
7. Valleydale Meats 500 - Dale Earnhardt (5)
8. Sovran Bank 500 - Dale Earnhardt (6)
9. Winston 500 - Davey Allison (1)
	* Winston Open - Buddy Baker
	* The Winston - Dale Earnhardt (7)
10. Coca-Cola 600 - Kyle Petty
11. Budweiser 500 - Davey Allison (2)
12. Miller High Life 500 - Tim Richmond (1)
13. Budweiser 400 - Tim Richmond (2)
14. Miller American 400 - Dale Earnhardt (8)
15. Pepsi Firecracker 400 - Bobby Allison
16. Summer 500 - Dale Earnhardt (9)
17. Talladega 500 - Bill Elliott (3)
18. The Budweiser at The Glen - Rusty Wallace (1)
19. Champion Spark Plug 400 - Bill Elliott (4)
20. Busch 500 - Dale Earnhardt (10)
21. Southern 500 - Dale Earnhardt (11)
22. Wrangler Jeans Indigo 400 - Dale Earnhardt (12)
23. Delaware 500 - Ricky Rudd (2)
24. Goody's 500 - Darrell Waltrip
25. Holly Farms 400 - Terry Labonte
26. Oakwood Homes 500 - Bill Elliott (5)
27. AC Delco 500 - Bill Elliott (6)
28. Atlanta Journal 500 - Rusty Wallace (2)
29. Winston Western 500 - Bill Elliott (7)
1977 Dinoco 400

Dick Miller had a horrible crash. Kraig Shiftright won the race.

Ned Carrett: OH, AROUND GOES DICK MILLER! FLIPPING IN FRONT OF THE FEILD!

Ken Squier: Bringing out the caution, Dick Miller had a devastating crash!

### Kraig Shiftright wins the race

Ken Squier: Here they come, Kraig Shiftright is going to win his 2nd Piston Cup!

Kraig Shiftright: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!