The New Kids

**The New Kids**is the 36th episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: Good Luck Lily

## Synopsis:

Poof's kids, Junior and Callie pay a visit to Royal Woods and Pentrenellisytheniso and Cadde are not happy about it.

## Character Appearances:

* Junior Fairywinkle
* Callie Fairywinkle
* Poof Fairywinkle
* Anti-Goldie
* Foop Cosma
* Goldie Goldenglow
* Pentrenellisytheniso Cosma
* Cadde Cosma
* Hugh Lawson Jr
* Alicia Lawson
* Ricky Miller
* Roger Robinson
* Athena Stewart
* Howie Stewart
* Lonnie Loud
* Chad McBride
* Ryan Spokes
* Lucas Santiago
* Ashley Milbourne
* Kevin Cramp
* David Miller
* Lily Loud
* Mandee
* Lori Loud

## Transcript:

In the future, Foop and Pentrenellisytheniso were watching TV.

Foop: And this is the show I loved as a child. The Cramp Twins.

Foop switched it on.

Pentrenellisytheniso: COOL!

Goldie switched off the TV.

Foop: Goldie!

Pentre: MOM!

Goldie:: Sorry, Foopie. But Pentre needs to get ready for school today.

Pentre: But... I don't feel so well...

Cadde came stumbling out of her room.

Cadde: I don't feel so well either...

Goldie: I don't get it. Why are you not feeling so well all of a sudden?

Pentre sighed.

Pentre: It's Junior.

Cadde sighed.

Cadde: And Callie.

Goldie: You mean Poof's kids? Yep. They're very nice.

Foop: Are you kidding me? Let's not forget. Anti-Goldie's their mother.

Goldie shuddered.

Goldie: Right. I thought she changed when we stood up to Jorgen yet again, but then she totally stabbed me in the back!

Foop: Don't worry. We'll get her someday...

Foop turned to Pentre and Cadde.

Foop: But you two are going to school whether you like it or not. Now get dressed, you two...

Pentre and Cadde groaned as they headed to their room.

Foop: We're good parents. Right, Goldie?

Goldie: Exactly.

~ ~ ~

Pentre and Cadde made it to school.

Hugh Jr and Alicia went up to them.

Hugh Jr: Pentre!

Alicia: Cadde!

Pentre: Hey, Hugh Jr.

Cadde: Hey Alicia.

Hugh Jr: You don't look too happy.

Alicia: Yeah. What happened?

Cadde: I'll tell you in class, Alicia.

Hugh Jr looked at Pentre concerned.

Hugh Jr: Well?

Pentre: I'll tell you in class too, Hugh Jr.

Hugh Jr: Okay...

Hugh Jr and Alicia left.

Pentre: We can't tell Hugh Jr and Alicia about Junior and Callie.

Cadde: Why not?

Pentre: Well, yesterday Hugh Jr actually seemed to like Junior. He... helped Junior with his math homework... FROM LA!

Cadde: Now that you mention it... I saw Alicia actually GIVE her old Harry Potter book to Callie!

Pentre: I think we know what we both need to do.

Cadde: Accept Junior and Callie into our lives?

Pentre: NO! We need to get revenge!

Cadde was relieved.

Cadde: Phew! I like your idea much better.

Pentre: I know you do. So, here's what we're gonna do...

Pentre began whispering the plan to Cadde.

~ ~ ~

Pentre entered the science class and sat down by Hugh Jr, who was sitting next to Chad.

Pentre: You guys wouldn't believe what Junior is really like...

Hugh Jr: Will you lay off Junior, Pentre? He's a good kid... Not like...

Hugh Jr pointed toward Chad.

Chad: Hey! I'm not THAT bad. I showed up to class today. Didn't I?

Pentre: Yeah, whatever. You know why he lives in LA part time, don't you?

Chad: No.

Pentre: Well, it's because the principal is on the verge of kicking him out. So, he's scoping out different schools. One's in LA... where he can do whatever he wants.

Hugh Jr: Don't be ridiculous. Junior's parents are divorced and live in separate states. He told me yesterday during calculus.

Pentre: Well -

Just then, Junior came in with a letter.

He handed it to David.

Junior: Sorry I'm late, Mr. Miller. My mom is paying a visit and I had to help her get settled in our house.

David: That's perfectly okay, Junior. Sit in the empty seat next to Pentre.

Junior sat in the seat and looked at Pentre.

Junior: Hey, Pentrenellisytheniso.

Pentre glared at Junior.

Junior: Oh. You don't like that name?

Pentre: I don't! Now stop being SUCH a loser! God! Why are you so stupid?

Junior started crying.

David: Pentre! Why would you say that to Junior?

Pentre: BECAUSE! He's AWFUL!

Pentre stormed out of the class angrily.

David: Pentre!

Hugh Jr: Don't worry, Mr. Miller. I'll go talk to him.

David: Okay...

~ ~ ~

Pentre was in the boys bathroom sobbing.

Ricky came out of a stall and noticed Pentre down by the sink.

Ricky: Pentre? Are you okay?

Pentre: No! Junior is such a jerk, yet no one sees it! They think I'M picking on him. But you need to help me.

Ricky: And how would you want me to help you?

Pentre: Well... You could destroy his homework... from both LA and here.

Ricky: I won't do that.

Pentre: I could hook you up with Kevin...

Ricky's eyes bugged out and began to blush.

Ricky: How-how'd you know about Kevin?

Pentre: Please. Kevin's my teammate in gym class. I see you making googly eyes at him whenever we're stretching...

Ricky: Okay... But he already said once he doesn't feel the same way. That's when I first told him.

Pentre: Oh. I know. I saw that epic fail.

Ricky glared at Pentre.

Pentre: But I can be very convincing when I want to be.

Ricky: Fine. I'll do it.

Pentre grinned.

Pentre: Thank you!

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in the first grade class, Callie went up to Cadde.

Callie: Cadde, why can't you ever stand out?

Cadde: What are you talking about now, Callie?

Callie: You try to blend in all the time. Why? Are you really THAT stupid?

Cadde: I am not stupid. I... just don't want to draw attention to myself in social situations.

Callie pushed Cadde down.

Callie: I bet you can't blend in now...

Lori came over to Cadde on the ground.

Lori: Cadde! Are you okay?

Callie smirked.

Cadde got up.

Cadde: Yeah. Just fell...

Roger blurted out.

Roger: No she didn't! Callie pushed her!

Lori: Did you really, Callie?

Callie: Of course not, Ms. Santiago.

Lori: You're not lying....are you? Cause I literally hate lying!!

Cadde: Nope. She's not lying.

Lori: Okay.

Roger whispered to Cadde.

Roger: You're unbelievable.

Cadde buried her head in her arms.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in history class, Kevin was taking notes.

Pentre passed Kevin a note that says: Ricky likes you and wants a date.

Kevin opened up the note and eyed Pentre.

Mandee saw Kevin looking at the note.

Mandee: Kevin? Why are you looking at a note!?

Kevin: Sorry, Mrs. Cramp... But Pentre gave it to me.

Mandee: Don't care! Now let's see what it says.

Mandee snatched the note from Kevin.

Mandee: Hmm... Ricky likes you and wants a date. How cute.

Mandee tore up the note.

Kevin glared at Pentre.

~ ~ ~

Just as class let out, Kevin left the room furiously.

Pentre: But Kevin!

Kevin: But what? I am NEVER going to date Ricky. He needs to get it through his thick head.

Pentre: But why? Ricky's a great guy. I'm one of his best friends.

Kevin: Okay. I like Ricky a lot too. But I can't date him. You know Mrs. Cramp? Yeah. She's my mother. She HATES the idea of me dating a guy... especially the son of her worst enemies.

Pentre: Ooookay....

Kevin: And don't tell anyone this. Not even Ricky. He'd NEVER understand.

Pentre: I won't.

Kevin smiled and left.

That was a total lie. Pentre will tell Ricky everything.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, during art class, Cadde was painting a nice picture.

Lily went over to her.

Lily: Nice painting, Cadde.

Cadde: Thank you.

Lily left.

Callie went over to Cadde.

Callie: Nice painting, Cadde. NOT.

Cadde: What is your PROBLEM!?

Callie: Nothing. Except this.

Callie dumped all the paints on Cadde.

Cadde glared at Callie.

Lily went over to Cadde, who was covered with paint.

Lily: What happened?

Cadde: Don't look at me. It was Callie.

Lily: What? Is that true?

Callie just waved innocently.

Lily: Cadde. You know lying won't solve any problems.

Cadde: But-

Lily: No recess. You'll spend it cleaning up this mess!

Cadde: Oh great.

~ ~ ~

During lunch, Ricky went over to Pentre, who was sitting with Lonnie and Athena.

Ricky: So? Did he say yes?

Lonnie: What is he talking about?

Pentre: Nothing you should worry about.

Athena: Well, we just wanted to know...

Lonnie: Yeah. We'll sit over by Junior.

Lonnie and Athena left and sat over by Junior, who was also sitting with Hugh Jr and Chad.

Pentre looked upset.

Pentre: Well. Kevin does like you, Ricky. He only denied it because of his mom. My history teacher, Mrs. Cramp.

Ricky: Okay. Wait-that's Mandee, one of my dads bullies in high school. Yeah. She's married with a son. I didn't even know.

Pentre: Good to know...

Ricky: And yes. I'll do it.

Pentre grinned evilly as Ricky left.

Pentre: This will be easier than I thought!

~ ~ ~

During recess, Cadde was in the art room cleaning it up.

Roger came rushing in.

Roger: Cadde! Stop cleaning now. I know who should be cleaning the mess.

Cadde: Callie, I know. But Ms. Loud said-

Roger: Ms. Loud said. Oh brother. You want to get Callie in trouble... Right?

Cadde: I guess. What's your idea?

Roger: Well, when Ms. Loud wasn't looking, I filmed that brat terrorizing you. I knew something like this would happen.

Cadde: Okay. I think we should send it to her.

Roger typed on his phone.

Roger: Way ahead of you.

Cadde: How? How'd you know her email?

Roger: She's a sister of a friend of my dads. You're welcome.

Cadde smiled.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, on the playground, Hugh Jr and Kevin were having a discussion with Junior.

Pentre observed angrily.

Pentre: Unbelievable.

Ricky came over to Pentre.

Pentre: So? Did you do it?

Ricky: Yeah, but I don't feel so good about tampering with someone's homework. Even if he...well...doesn't like gays.

Pentre: Did that jerky Junior really say that?

Ricky: Yep. It was all over his history paper! And Mrs. Cramp aka Mandee gave HIM an A! When I stayed up ALL NIGHT last night making an official colonial times outfit, writing a report, and making snickerdoodles for the whole class!

Pentre: Unbelievable. We really do need to get him back.

Ricky: About that. I'm done with revenge. My dads tried plotting revenge on Mandee and Jackie a few times, but they ended up getting burned in the end.

Pentre: Well, you just need a foolproof plan. Which I have.

Ricky: Don't think so. Sorry.

Ricky left.

Pentre: Well. I've already got him. Prepare for the fireworks.

~ ~ ~

At the final class, Junior was packing up his bags and noticed his homework completely shredded.

Junior: NO! What happened!?

Hugh Jr came rushing in.

Hugh Jr: Looks like you shredded your homework.

Junior: It WASN'T me! I'd NEVER do that!

Hugh Jr: I see now. Someone sabotaged it.

Junior: Sabot-what?

Hugh Jr: Meaning, someone ruined it. On purpose.

Junior: But who would do such a thing?

Hugh Jr shrugged.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, back in the first grade class, Alicia was packing up her stuff.

Cadde went to Alicia and looked sad.

Alicia: Cadde. What's wrong?

Cadde was crying.

Cadde: It's all Callie's fault. She's been bullying me all day.

Howie, Ashley, Ryan, and Lucas went up to them.

Ashley: Believe me. We saw everything.

Howie: I can't believe it, though. Callie was so friendly to me.

Ryan: Well she wasn't friendly to me or Lucas.

Lucas: Yeah. What gives?

Alicia: Well maybe that's because you two are a couple of pervs.

Alicia turned to Cadde.

Alicia: And don't worry. She won't bug you. Cause I'll talk to her.

Cadde: Thank you.

Alicia: What are friends for?

~ ~ ~

Pentre and Cadde arrived home. Cadde looked bummed, while Pentre looked rather gleeful.

Foop: Well, well, well. What's with you two?

Pentre: I just got the awesomest revenge on Junior. I manipulated Ricky into destroying his homework in exchange to Ricky going on a date with Kevin, who's mean, mean Mrs. Cramp's son. I'm SO bad!

Foop grinned.

Foop: That's my boy!

Goldie nudged Foop.

Goldie: Foop! What seems to be wrong, Cadde?

Cadde: Sigh... Callie STILL keeps picking on me. But I think I got her to finally stop...I hope.

Goldie: Okay. I hope she does stop. Cause bullying is so not cool.

Goldie turned to Pentre.

Goldie: And revenge isn't cool either, Pentre.

Pentre rolled his eyes.

Pentre: I know...

Goldie: Good.

The Cosma family hugged.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in Poof's house, Junior and Callie looked down.

Poof: Hey, your mother's here! Come help her with her BIG suitcase.

Poof didn't get an answer.

He went to the couch, where Junior and Callie lied down.

Poof: Come on. You usually love to see your mom.

Junior: Well, I think Pentre hates me.

Callie: Well, I'm sure Cadde hates me!

Poof: What happened?

Junior: Well -

Anti-Goldie came in with her big suitcase and looked mad.

Anti-Goldie: POOF! You were SUPPOSED to help me!

Poof: I couldn't help it! I was consoling the kids. I miss them!

Anti-Goldie: Well, I was going to have good news... but now forget it. Junior, Callie. You're moving back to LA with me.

Junior: Great. Another place where people hate me.

Callie: At least there's a big cemetery there...

Anti-Goldie: Okay. Let's go!

Anti-Goldie, Junior, and Callie flashed out.

Poof: Leave it to Anti-Goldie to STILL use her magic willy nilly.