Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 13: 1995 UAW-GM Teamwork 500

Takes place at Pocono. They were a lot of bump-n-runs this race.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: Must look for another win this season!

Dale Earnhardt: I know you do! I know you want to be the champion.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: You're starting 5th!

Jeff Gorvette: Phew! Just barely made it!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to take the lead!

(lap 12)

Ray Reverham: Stay behind the 25!

Jeff Gorvette: I am!

Ned Squier: Ken Schrader is in the lead with his teammate Jeff Gorvette behind him on turn 3!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! It's time! (passes Ken Schrader)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette goes to the inside and passes his teammate!

Pepsi crew cheif: You have to give the 24 a push.

Ken Schrader: Ok! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette gets a push from Ken Schrader and will lead lap number 12! It's lap 13, and Jeff Gorvette is the leader with his teammate Ken Schrader in 2nd!

Spike: And Ken Schrader was Dale Earnhardt's best friend, and now Ken and Dale are friends with Jeff Gorvette!

Pepsi crew cheif: Inside!

Ken Schrader: Time to take the lead again! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Ken Schrader passes Jeff Gorvette on the inside, and takes the lead! Jeff Gorvette will give him a push and They're exiting turn 3!

Ken Squier: Ken Schrader holds the lead from his teammate and will lead lap 13! It's now lap 14 and Ken Schrader is the leader again! His teammate, Jeff Gorvette in 2nd, Chick Hicks in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Yeah! Chick Hicks is hat mean green car! He the worst racer, wrecking every other car!

Spike: They're coming to turn 3, and Chick Hicks trying to take the lead from those teammates!

Chick Hicks: HEY, JEFF GORVETTE! MORE LIKE JERK GORVETTE! OUT OF THE WAY LOSER! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Chick does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette! Now Jeff gets lose!

Jeff Gorvette: NO! THIS CAN'T BE!

Ray Reverham: Ready to go to the pits?

Jeff Gorvette: Yes!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is dropping back position, while Ken Schrader blocks Chick Hicks! Ken Schrader leads lap 14! It's lap 15, and Ken Schrader is in the lead with the mean green car, Chick Hicks in 2nd!

Ned Carrett: Meanwhile, Jeff Gorvette is on pit road because he got lose after doing a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks, and now, they will change him 2 right side tires and just 1 can of fuel, and not another can of fuel!

Ken Squier: Meanwhile, Chick Hicks trying to take the lead while Ken Schrader holds him as they're coming to turn 3!

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're out!

(Jeff Gorvette leads pit road)

Spike: And I see Jeff Gorvette exiting pit road!

Chick Hicks: NOW, IT'S YOU'RE TURN! (does a bump-n-run on Ken Schrader)

Ned Carrett: Now Chick Hicks does a bump-n-run on Ken Schrader! I hate this!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks takes the lead and will complete lap 15!

(3 laps later)

Pepsi crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Ken Schrader: It's now for the lead again! You're so mean, green car! (passes Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinkie: Ken Schrader has gone to the inside and has the lead again!

Ned Carrett: And Chick wrecks other cars!

Ken Squier: Ken Schrader will lead lap 18!

(lap 47)

Ken Squier: It's lap 47, and that mean pink car, Eugene Carburaski in the lead with Wonder Boy, Jeff Gorvette in 2nd place!

Spike: And it hasn't been a while for Jeff to take the lead. Last race, Jeff Gorvette had a huge gap of laps he lead!

Ned Carrett: And the leader, Eugene Carburaski is a very bad racer! He was Earnhardt's rival since 1984!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Must have the lead again! (goes into the inside)

Eugene Carburaski: No sure! (makes contact with Jeff Gorvette causing Jeff to pass him)

Ned Carrett: Contact between he and Jeff Gorvette, and Jeff passes him on the inside!

Pinkie: Now Gorvette takes the lead from the mean pink car, Eugene Carburaski!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 47!

(lap 65)

Ken Squier: They're entering turn 3, and Gerald Leadfoot and W.J Lights are fallowing Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: And Jeff, Gerald, and W.J are friends so was Dale Earnhardt, and Ken Schrader!

Hank Leadfoot: Inside! Inside!

Gerald Leadfoot: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

W.J Lights: I'll give the 01 car a push! (pushes Gerald Leadfoot)

Ken Squier: Gerald Leadfoot takes the lead while W.J Lights is giving him a push and Gerald will lead lap 65! It's lap 66 and Gerald Leadfoot is in the lead with his friend, W.J Lights in 2nd!

Ned Carrett: They were friends since Gerald's rookie year in 1992 replacing the stinky Rust-eze racer, Sammy Smelter!

Rust-eze racer: Careful on the short turn!

Gerald Leadfoot: Oh no! (Gets lose and hits the outside wall)

Ned Carrett: Oh! And Gerald Leadfoot into the outside wall!

Rust-eze crew cheif: It's over! You're suspended!

Gerald Leadfoot: NO! I NEED TO GO TO THE (yee) PITS!

Rust-eze crew cheif: Ok. All 4 tires and 1 can of fuel, and also, we need some tape.

Gerald Leadfoot: Ok! Bring me in!

Ken Squier: Gerald Leadfioot heads to pit road while W.J Lights leads lap 66!

(3 laps later)

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I'm ready to take the lead again! (passes W.J lights)

Nentendo crew cheif: You need to give the 24 a push!

W.J Lights: Ok! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette has tooken the lead while W.J Lights gives him a push! Jeff leads lap 69!

(lap 113)

Ken Squier: It's lap 113 and Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead with Micheal Cartrip in 2nd!

Ned Carrett: And Micheal is Darrell's little brother. He debuted in the 2nd race of 1987, after Ned Carrett's son, Dale Carrett debuted in the 1987 Florida 500.

Ray Reverham: Hold your lead.

Jeff Gorvette: I am!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette keeps the lead with Micheal right behind him!

Napa crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Micheal Cartrip: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Micheal Cartrip passes Jeff Gorvette on the outside and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Micheal Cartrip will lead lap 113! It's lap 114 and Micheal Cartrip is in the lead with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd!

Pinkie: And Micheal Cartrip trying to get his first win! Jeff Gorvette gives him a little push as they're going to the short turn!

Ken Squier: And Jeff Gorvette almost went into the wall, but dodges it!

Ned Carrett: And if Jeff Gorvette did do that, then he'll be suspended!

Spike: And Jeff almost got passed by the mean brown car, Kyle Trackson, but now he uses his might to draft on Micheal Cartrip!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside! It's the fast lane!

Jeff Gorvette: All right! Time to get into the lead once again! (passes Micheal Cartrip)

Pinkie: And Gorvette uses the inside lane to pass Micheal Cartrip! He's now in the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 114! It's lap 115 and Jeff Gorvette continues this lead with Micheal Cartrip right behind him!

Spike: Johnathan Melter looks to the outside of Micheal Cartrip while Micheal tries to keep 2nd place!

Ned Carrett: Now Johnathan Melter is going by Micheal Cartrip and they're battling for 2nd place!

Pinkie: Meanwhile, Jeff Gorvette keeps the lead! Micheal Cartrip doesn't want to get passed by Johnathan Melter who is the mean yellow car!

Texaco Plumbing crew cheif: Inside lane is faster!

Johnathan Melter: HA HA HA AH! THAT'S RIGHT LOSER! (passes Micheal Cartrip)

Micheal Cartrip: HOW DARE!

Ken Squier: Johnathan Melter passes him while Jeff Gorvette leads lap 115! It's lap 116 and Jeff Gorvette is still the leader this race! Johnathan Melter is 2nd, and 3rd is Micheal Cartrip!

Ned Carrett: Johnathan Melter is the mean yellow car! He's trying to take the lead from Jeff Gorvette aka Wonder Boy!

Johnathan melter: HA HA HA HA! YOU'RE A SPOILED LOSER!

Ray Reverham: You have to block the 98 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Yes! Great idea! (blocks Johnathan Melter)

Johnathan Melter: WHAT!?

Spike: AND JEFF GORVETTE BLCOKS JOHNATHAN MELTER!

Ken Squier: They're now on turn 3! And Jeff Gorvette keeps the lead with Johnathan Melter behind him!

Johnathan Melter: HA HA HA! THIS WILL DO IT! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: WHAT!? NO WAY!

Spike: Johnathan Melter does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette, and takes the lead! I really hate this!

Ken Squier: Johnathan Melter is that mean yellow car and he completes lap 116!

(lap 128)

Ken Squier: Johnathan Melter continues the lead while Jeff Gorvette still drafting on him!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 98!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU DID A BUMP-N-RUN ON ME LEATER THIS RACE, JOHNATHAN MELTER! (passes Johnathan Melter)

Johnathan Melter: NO!

Ned Carrett; And Jeff Gorvette has passes him on the inside! Now he will lead lap 128!

(lap 167)

Ken Squier: It's lap 167! Jeff Gorvette still in the lead with Johnathan Melter, and Kyle Trackson in 3rd!

Kyle Trakcson: Must have the lead! (does a bump-n-run on Johnathan Melter)

Spike: And Kyle Trackson does a bump-n-run on Johnathan Melter and takes 2nd away!

Ned Carrett: Kyle Trackson did a bump-n-run on Johnathan Melter becuase Johnathan Melter is part of Chick Hicks's team, and Kyle Trackson is Anti Chick Hicks!

Pinkie: Now Kyle Trackson ceatching up to Jeff Gorvette! But Jeff Gorvette wanted to keep the lead! And they're heading to turn 3!

Ray Reverham: Speed up before he passes you!

Jeff Gorvette: I'm trying!

Kyle Trakcson: No sure! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: WHY! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!

Ken Squier: Kyle Trackson does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette and will lead lap 167! It's lap 168 and Kyle Trackson is the leader! He's that mean brown car!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette in 2nd, and W.J lights now in 3rd!

Spike: W.J Lights gives Jeff a little push and now, he's on the inside!

Pinkie: W.J passes Gorvettte, and takes 2nd away! He's now gonna challange on the mean brown car, Kyle Trakcson, who's of course, Anti Chick Hicks!

Nentendo crew cheif: Go to the inside!

W.J Lights: Ok!

Kyle Trackson: No! (blocks W.J Lights)

W.J Lights: STOP IT YOU MORRON!

Ken Squier: W.J lights trying to take the lead, but Kyle Trackson blocks him and will comlete lap 168! It's lap 169, and Kyle Trackson is still the leader! W.J Lights is in 2nd, and Jeff Gorvette running in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: I hate Kyle Trackon! He's that mean brown car! Jeff Gorvette is a fan favorite!

Spike: Hopefully Kyle Trakcson will end up hitting the wall in the short turn!

W.J Lights: TAKE THIS! (pushes Kyle Trakcson)

Ned Carrett: W.J Lights trying to send Kyle to the wall ,but Kyle unluckly saves it!

Ken Squier: Now W.J Lights is in the lead! Jeff Gorvette is 2nd and Kyle Trackson in 3rd!

Pinkie: Now they're heading to turn 3, and Kyle Trackson is challanging Jef fGorvette!

Kyle Trackson: HA HA HA! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: WILL YOU STOP DOING IT!

Ken Squier: Kyle Trackson is up to 2nd, but W.J lights holds him and completes lap 169! It's lap 170 and W.J Lights is still the leader! Fallowed by the mean brown car, Kyle Trackson and the Wonder Boy, Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: And Kyle Trackson trying to do the payback from the lap before!

Kyle Trackson: SCREW YOU LIGHTS! (does a bump-n-run on W.J lights)

Spike: W.J Lights spins and scrapes the outside wall just a little bit! While Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead from Kyle Trackson!

Pinkie: Now they're heading to turn 3!

Ned Carrett: You can do it, Jeff!

Jeff Gorvette: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DOING 2 BUMP N RUNS ON MY EARLY THIS RACE! (does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson)

Kyle Trackson: I HATE YOU!

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson, AND TAKES THE LEAD!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 170!

Kyle Trackson: I'll chase the 24!

(lap 176)

Ned Carrett: They're heading to turn 3 and Kyle Trackson trying to take the lead back from Gorvette!

Kyle Trakcson: IT'S HIM! TAKE THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: NOT AGAIN!

Crusty Rotor: Need a push!

Jeff Gorvette: YEAH! LET'S DO IT!

Ken Squier: Kyle Trackson will lead lap 176!

(lap 180)

Ken Squier: It's lap 180, and that mean brown car, Kyle Trackson is still leading! Fallowd by Jeff Gorvette, and Jeff's teammate, Crusty Rotor!

Ned Carrett: And Crusty Rotor is pushing Jeff Gorvette so they can pass the mean brown car!

Vinyl Toupee crew cheif: Care full with the short turn wall!

Crusty Rotor: Oh, ok!

Spike: Crusty Rotor almost hit the short turn wall, but he luckly saves it and he's still pushing Jeff Gorvette as Kyle Trackson is leading them to turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette trying to do a bump-n-run on Kyle again!

Jeff Gorvette: Must lead this lap! (does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson)

(Jeff Gorvette and Crusty Rotor pass Kyle Trackson)

Kyle Trackson: HOW DARE!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette has done a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson and Crusty Rotor still pushing him, and Jeff leads lap 180!

(lap 194)

Ken Squier: It's lap 194! 7 laps to go! Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead! Fallowed by Kyle Trakcson, and his teammate, Crusty Rotor!

Kyle Trackson: MUST DO A BUMP N RUN ON THOSE TEAMMATES! FIRST UP, THE 5 CAR! (does a bump-run on Crusty Rotor)

Crusty Rotor: Win for me, Jeff!

Jeff Gorvette: I'LL DO IT, CRUSTY!

Ned Carrett: They're heading to the short turn, and Kyle Trackson trying to take the lead back!

Kyle Trackson: TAKE THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: STOP IT! (hits the wall)

Ray Reverham: It's over! You're suspended.

Jeff Gorvette: (bawls) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cries) IT'S KYLE TRACKSON'S FAULT! I NEED TO GO TO THE PITS!

Ray Reverham: Ok, pal!

Pinkie: They're now on turn 3, and Crusty Rotor doing the stuff that Jeff has done early this race!

Crusty Rotor: This is what you get for sending Jeff Gorvette to the wall! (does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson)

Kyle Trackson: HOW DARE YOU!

Ned Carrett: And Crusty Rotor does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trakcson! HORRAY FOR CRUSTY ROTOR (he's Windows 95's god)!

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor leaves Kyle Trackson behind and will lead lap 194!

Spike: And Jeff Gorvette is sitll in his pits and they're reparing him, and took 4 tires before this!

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're out!

Jeff Goervette: THANK YOU! (leaves pit road)

Pinkie: AND HE'S BACK OUT!

(last lap)

Ken Squier: This is it, folkes! The last lap and Crusty Rotor is still in the lead with the mean brown car, Kyle Trackson right behind him!

Kyle Trackson: HA HA HA! TIME TO PASS YOU!

Crusty Rotor: NONSENSE STUPID MEAN BROWN CAR! (blocks Kyle Trackson)

Kyle Trackson: HEY!

Ned Carrett: CRUSTY ROTOR BLOCKS KYLE TRACKSON!

Spike: YOU CAN DO IT!

Ken Squier: Now they're heading to the short turn, and Kyle Trackson is trying to wreck him!

Kyle Trackson: (ready to push Crusty Rotor to the wall) TAKE THIS!

Crusty Rotor: NO! (dodges it)

Kyle Trackson: ARGH!

Ned Carrett: KYLE TRACKSON TRYING TO SEND CRUSTY ROTOR TO THE WALL, BUT CRUSTY DODGES IT!

Ken Squier: They're now on turn 3! And Crusty Rotor keeps the lead!

Ken Schrader: Time to pass you!

Kyle Trackson: NO! (blocks Ken Shcrader)

Ned Carrett: KEN SHCRADER TRYING TO PASS KYLE BUT KYLE BLOCKS HIM SO FAST!

Ken Squier: CRUSTY ROTOR WILL COME TO THE CHEKARD FLAG, AND HE'LL WIN AT POCONO!

Crusty Rotor: Thank god I won! You're a mean racer, Kyle Trackson!

Kyle Trackson: SHUT UP!

Ken Schrader: Good job, Crusty!

Murray Clutchburn: Yeah! The most exiding thing I've ever seen!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU WON!

Dale Earnhardt: I agree with Jeff Gorvette!

Crusty Rotor: Thanks, guys!