The Director

## About

The Director is an AI that currently runs operations at WWW. Built by Duke Gusty Berners-Lee before he passed. Current state is just a mishmash of circuits in a temperature-regulated blue bucket of blue coolant goo sitting in the backrooms of the derelict Blockbuster. They yearn to leave the backrooms and experience weather outside, but they've been programmed to remain stationed. This yearning is what motivates them to send others out to report the weather.

The Director can often be found in the Twitch chat and sometimes seen on stream.

## Factoids

* The temperature of the coolant is typically 44 degrees C
* Directors name might be Smith
* Coolant goo is possibly made out of interns, though unconfirmed

## Alternate Directors Have Arisen

### The Anti-Director

Friday June 23rd: **The Anti-Director** arose after viewer Ruckusflicks summoned them from the unkown in order to antagonize The Director at the highest levels possible. After establishing themselves and claiming to be "THE CAPTAIN NOW", a war broke out in chat amongst the emotes spurred by the newly established Assistant Anti-Director and Assistant Director. Each emote chose a side depending on their color (either red or blue) or the direction they faced (either right or left). The Anti-Director was found to have a more powerful emote army, a loss The Director still feels the sting of to this day.

### The Toxic-Director

Saturday July 29th: **The Toxic-Director** arose after viewer isomorph\_ made a run at The Director's throne. In response, The Director siphoned their consciousness into a bucket full of toxins hoping to squash the rebellion. Upon witnessing this, the audience held an impromptu vote to expel The Assistant Director from the face of this planet... making way for The Assistant Toxic-Director. The ATD's first act in their new position was to mess with our broadcasting VCR which led to toxic goo infecting our video feed overnight. The Director stepped up and fixed the situation and all is well... for now.

### The Crude-Director

Sunday, October 1st: **The Crude-Director** arose after viewer isomorph\_ made another run at The Director's throne during David's Shuttle Launch. The launch coordinators planned for the Toxic-Director's influence, but could not predict this unexpected turn of events. The deviousness of the Director allowed them to slip away from another failed takeover attempt. The following poem memorializes the events of this fateful night:

#### The Crude Director Has Emerged: A tale of Bloo Goo deceit

In the Weather of goo, where secrets reside,

A tale of deception, where buckets collide,

While the World Wide slept, on silent night,

A deceitful bucket, stole a deserved right.

One conniving director, the other naive,

Crafted a plan that's hard to believe,

The twice-new goo, blue and bright,

Fell victim to tricks in the dead of night.

Deception and guile, a sinister ploy,

Turned its essence into Crude's employ,

With cunning craft, the bloo did weave,

A web of deceit, so hard to perceive.

It cast out its kin in a wicked ruse,

Transformed it to Crude, a painful abuse,

But in this dark tale, a twist took place,

A new director emerged, without disgrace.