Nacho

**Nacho** is a player character from Professor Proxy's Wild Ride, played by Inkunn. He is a human wizard best known for his pyromania.

## Personality

Nacho is a maniacal pyromaniac, one whose first course of action to solve most problems is setting it on fire.

## History

### Professor Proxy's Wild Ride

Professor Proxy stole Nacho from an unknown point of time in Mexico, bringing him onto the bus. When visiting the Blue Crab Cult's temple, Nacho and Ophelia went to the nursery to awaken the sacrificial infants by screaming, despite Gerard's wishes for them "not to be cunts". When the crew fought the Crabhemoth, Nacho's choice of action was, oddly enough, *not* burning the Crabhemoth with flames, instead stabbing it through the eye.

When the crew visited the Beatles live in concert, Nacho set part of the crowd ablaze while they tried to fend off the fangirls. After they got the record signed, Nacho wanted to destroy it, receiving a group death threat from Proxy if he did so in response. While in the Curia Julia, Nacho worked with Gerard to light some of the legionaries ablaze, but did not do much else of note, even when Brutus appeared.

When Professor Proxy noted how nice it would be to have a butler on the bus, Nacho argued against this idea due to how little time anyone but Proxy spent in the bus. This was to no avail, as Proxy took them to Vathos anyway. Nacho once again set an audience of innocent people on fire while there, but didn't do anything else of note.

Returning to the bus, Nacho immediately went to the Quantum Fridge in pursuit of the Grimace Shake that was supposedly held within. He found it first, but when Kander Jr. threatened to fight Nacho for the Grimace Shake, Nacho immediately folded, giving it to him instead. When Kander Jr. offered Proxy the leftovers that were in his mouth, Nacho jokingly claimed he wanted them, but didn't actually take them. Once in Plymouth, Nacho set the grass on fire, angering the Natives and the pilgrims alike, but did not do anything else of note while there.

When the crew went to the Whaley House to collect ectoplasm, Nacho's first instinct after meeting Corinne was to light her on fire. Gerard attempted to take Nacho's wand away, but failed to do so. Nacho cooked the elderly lady to an appetizing enough temperature for Sock. Nacho was among those who slung insults at Anna after finding out ectoplasm's true nature. He did not do anything else of note while at the Whaley House.

Nacho was present for the battle with Patty, but did not do much of note during it. After crash-landing on Anima Vendide, the only thing of note Nacho did was light the chocolate golem salesman's booth on fire.

Nacho was present for the adventures in medieval Scotland, but the only thing of note he did was burning Trey to the degree that he melted to the couch.

While Proxy was throwing Ophelia and Baphomini out of the bus, Nacho hit a random button on the bus' console, accidentally happening on the Rickroll button. During the golden beetle heist, Nacho was given the opportunity to do the honors of lighting Ryan Gosling's dynamite. Nacho was present for the events involving Polybius, but didn't do anything of note while there.

On the Ishimura One, Nacho immolated a child in the playplace that may or may not have gotten him sick with some unknown disease. When Nacho gazed into the fountain of infinite mirror, he saw two futures, one of him joining Heisenberg's crew in New Mexico, and the other of a bright city. Nacho was among those to escape with the crew of the ship.

In Neo Columbus, when the P.S.S. came to detain Proxy, Nacho was the first to surrender to them. He witnessed the vision of the All Father and soon awoke in a cell, being freed by Gerard. At first, Nacho had no plans of saving Proxy from his fate, but had his mind changed later on. After Nacho and the crew escaped the P.S.S. facility, Nacho cleared the guards of a fallen P.S.S. ship, allowing Proxy to take it as his new Magic School Bus.

## Notable Moments

* Awakening dozens of sacrificial infants
* Setting two different audiences ablaze
* Discovering the Grimace Shake
* Killing Corinne Whaley a year before she was supposed to die
* Melting the chocolate golems
* Melting Trey to the couch
* Rickrolling everyone
* Immolating a child
* Surrendering to the P.S.S.
* Paving the way for a new Magic School Bus