recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Shen Min

## Shen Min

* Dark AI
* Light AI
* Official

## Cultivation

### Dao

Martial CultivatorDual Cultivator (auxiliary)

## Physical

### Eyes

Heterochromatic *(true self)*
Brown *(lighter side)*

Shen Min is one of Wu Long's lovers and the possessor of a special physique.

## Appearance

Shen Min is a very beautiful woman with black hair and heterochromatic eyes. When using her earring, her hair becomes lighter and her body and face become that of a pretty, but not really beautiful woman.

## Personality

Shen Min is often cold and untrusting due to being betrayed by her own family in the worst way possible. She shows no mercy toward Lust Cultivators. She is warm, loving and flirtatious with Wu Long and often expresses an eagerness to please him. Her lighter side is kind, warm and often naive.

## Story

Shen Min was the daughter of a large merchant family who sold her to disciples of Supreme Master Palace. She was rescued by Princess Cai Yin. The trauma caused her physique to awaken and her true self to be buried by her lighter side. During the brief periods where she had control she killed Lust Cultivators and their supporters. Her lighter side was forced to become an enforcer for the radical faction of Tingren's royal family.

Her group was ordered to interrogate and kill Wu Long, who killed all of them except her as he saw the reluctance in her eyes. Shen Min accompanied and slowly began to trust Wu Long, who eventually taught her to control her physique better by stimulating her Yin Qi. She helped him in his attack on Supreme Master Palace.
Fantian Kingdom

Fantian Kingdom is a Nation subordinated to the Azure Eagle Empire. It was born hundreds of years ago from the ashes of a corrupt Kingdom. Fantian is a fairly weak Kingdom, with its foot-soldiers being in the Body Tempering Realm and its strongest person being General Feng who is in the lower half of the Foundation Building Realm.

## Noble Families

The Main Noble Families are all descended from the closest comrades of the Hero King who overthrew the previous regime. They are:
The Cannon Ball Society

The Neighborhood Listen is back for Season 4! Burnt updates us on his engagement to Gabby while Joan and Doug continue their home renovations. Plus, special guest Dill (Lisa Gilroy) tries to explain why he is jumping fences across Dignity Falls.

### Squid Game Room Notes:

* This room was all Doug’s idea.
* It's just games from the memes. Doug’s never seen the show.
* Doug’s wearing a Squid Game Jumper with attached sneakers.
Xun Yawen

## Xun Yawen

* Official
* Official 2

## Relationships

### Love Interests

Wu Long (?)

Xun Yawen is the person responsible for Wu Long's rebirth. She has been watching him since then and intervening here and there. She is responsible for the extremely unlikely emergence of several rare Extreme Yin physiques in the same era and helped Ye Ling to regain her memories.
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Neighbor

Joan + Doug share their kids' suggestions for their ongoing home renovations while Burnt reminisces about the time Dignity Falls hosted the Olympics. Plus, Charleston (Ify Nwadiwe), a most unusual neighbor, addresses false allegations made against him on NeighborhApp.

### Cinedome Notes:

* Planetarium-style theater where images are projected on the inside of a dome.
* Doug is watching a mosaic of U2 videos on YouTube. (5 screens)
* He is also monitoring levels via a projected image. (1 screen)
* Joan explicitly ordered the Cinedome and Doug designed it. Same for the Linen Room.
Wu Tiandu

## Information

### Alignment

Lawful Neutral

Tiandu is the second son of the Wu Family Patriarch.

## Personality

Tiandu is the least competent of his siblings but the only one with a proper moral code. When he learnt the truth of what his family had done with respect to Wu Menqi and Wu Long, he condemned them even though in his mind it would likely mean his own death or at least exile from the family.
In The Midst Of These Crazy Times

Burnt proposes a new History Channel show and Joan grapples with reality vs reality, while Doug's new "room" might be his most ridiculous endeavor to date. Guest Gwen Whispers (Hannah Pilkes) comes in to discuss a child's lost turtle.

### Sizzler Notes:

* Doug built a whole Sizzler, including a buffet.
* They hired a chef and got permits.
* Doug isn't thrilled that Joan contacted the Health Inspector.
* Doug also hired a charcuterie chef to work the carving station.
* After some ongoing, one-sided negotiation, Doug offered to give up the crepe station to save the cheese toast station.
* In an attempt to fully re-create the decor, Doug has begun glazing bricks to get that 'shiny brick' look. So far, he has one semi-gloss brick.
* The Sizzler's Grand Opening started after the first break. Judging by the sound, Joan estimated 20 tables had been seated. There was some discussion regarding proper staffing levels for a restaurant.
* Joan figures half the reason Doug wanted the Sizzler is for the neon whiteboard.
* Doug managed to save the crepe station

1. ↑ Stolen Bikes
Gong Family

## Information

### Enemies

Jue Family

Gong were a Noble family that were in charge of Eastern Forest Province, as well as certain businesses. Their noble title as well as their business and position as rulers of the Eastern Province was usurped by the rising Jue Family.

The Gongs are decadent and lazy people who did not pause their degenerate lifestyle even as their means for it crumbled around them. In order to relieve their financial burdens somewhat and buy themselves some time, they sold their daughter Gong Liwei to a brothel.

## Members

**Gong Liwei -**

**Gong Cui -**
Bahshi Assassination Group

The Bahshi are an Assassination Group. They are currently experiencing an internal conflict where members are undertaking missions not sanctioned by the Prime Demons. Among them was the twice attempted assassination of Wu Long at the hiring of Sui Luxiao's husband at the time.

Prime Demon Hong Ye and Hong Yue.
Song Lingfei

* AI1
* Official
* AI2
* AI3
* Veil

* Names
* Status

* Personal
* Association

Song Lingfei is a princess of Azure Eagle Empire. Lingfei was born with her bloodline having reverted closer to her Spirit Beast Ancestor than to her human relatives. However, she practices human cultivation techniques and because of this she is sick and slowly dying. Wu Long knows how to cure her and offered her father to do so in exchange for giving him an excuse to kill Sui Luxiao's ex-husband.

## Appearance

Her true appearance is a beautiful young woman with azure hair and silver eyes with dark shadows moving across them. However, she usually wears a veil along with an appearance changing artifact that makes her hair and eyes black.

## Story

She was born with her bloodline having regressed to her roots from her Azure Eagle ancestor. Despite this, she practiced human cultivation techniques that were unsuited for her constitution, causing her to become sick.
Dual Polarity Extreme Yin Physique

A rare physique found in women that causes her to have a kind of second personality that shrouds her true personality with a veil of Yang energy called her lighter self. In this state, she outwardly presents as a nervous and compassionate young woman who does not remember the actions of her true self, while her true self is effectively a passenger within her own body who can only awaken if she is in serious danger.
"Bluebell Ear", Noise Parties and Grateful for Pillows

Burnt and Joan are comin' in hot this week with Calix, the woman who loves pillows (Edi Patterson), Joan's "Bluebell Ear", side to side sleeping and a complaint about a noise party. Plus, Doug is in the crawlspace!

### Introduction

Joan recalls the times when The Twins would hide in the crawl space and make sounds to scare Joan, because the acoustics in there made it louder. Doug discusses his recording technique of playing audio through nice Bose speakers and then micing the speakers.

Joan discusses the bonus room, and that she still hasn't moved anything in there after the twins set the pool table on fire. They were trying to recreate the Waterworld stunt show at Universal studios in Los Angeles. Burnt argues that the Waterworld stunt show is markedly better than all of Disneyland.

Burnt says "we each have our own nightmares and we can't dream each other's nightmares, we must dream our own nightmares."

Joan is wearing clip-on earrings because she has infections on her earlobes. Doug asks why she didn't come to him at the pharmacy for it, but Joan says that when she went Johnathan was there who she doesn't like. Doug explains that Johnathan was a legacy hire and Johnathan's grandfather was the pharmacist at the previous CVS on Chester A Arthur Boulevard. Joan says that she's trying new dryer sheets and Doug explains that Mrs Meyers Bluebell dryer sheets have been causing a myriad of problems with people.

### Posts: "Noise" and "Loud boom"

Brenda complains about outrageous, incredible noise party thumping music, near Pine and Grover Cleveland Blvd

Em complains about a loud boom that scared the crap out off their cats [sic], near Pine and Millard Fillmore Blvd.

Burnt supposes that the loud boom was the sound of the Dignity Falls SWAT team breaking down the door and busting up a party. Joan explains that they He also recalls the time that the SWAT team took a battering ram to his door while he was eating his ramen, and asked him to turn down his music (which he wasn't playing because he has to eat in silence.)

### Guest: Grateful for pillows

Calix has posted about her large collection of pillows on her marital bed, and espouses the wonders of pillows.

### Ads

Ben is selling a chess strategy book. There are no missing, torn, or wet pages; the pages are dry as the sahara.

### Crawl Space Notes:

* Located above the Bonus Room
* Connected to above via vent, otherwise stifling
Empty Cans, Man Shooting Birds and A Disney Bear Hello

This week, Burnt and Joan discuss "the Groot movie", Lucky Bee Hive and Doug is ankle deep in the hot tub. Plus a certain neighbor (Zeke Nicholson) stops by to request some empty cans for a special experiment.

### Hot Tub Notes:

* Featuring Built-in teak & cedar martini shelf,
* Contains Ankle-deep water,
* With nearby citronella candles,
* And a dozen empty beer cans strewn about
* Doug is sitting in the hot tub wearing trunks and soaking his feet.
* The recording equipment balanced on the martini shelf.
Feng Hai

## Cultivation

### Dao

Martial CultivationLust Cultivation (auxiliary)

## Relationships

### Family

General Feng (father)Feng ??? (Older brother)Feng Yi (older sister)

### Enemies

Wu Long

Feng Hai was the youngest son of General Feng and the younger brother of Feng Yi. From a young age Feng Hai was known as a hopeless delinquent and a disappointment. Later, he suddenly changed, and his cultivation also rose to rival his siblings. In truth, though, he did not change; he began practicing Lust Cultivation and joined Blood Dragon Gang as its leader.

He was exposed for it by Wu Long, attempting to attack him before being quickly subdued. He was killed in prison by an unknown assailant along with his entire gang.
Zhao Wuji

## Cultivation

### Specialty

Sword

Zhao Wuji was a highly-ranked disciple of Supreme Master Palace. While out with another group of disciples, he met Hua Ziyan and took a liking to her. When she rejected him, he became enraged, and he along with his group attacked Hua Ziyan and her group in the forest. He chased her into the woods with malicious intent, but was stopped from hurting her by Wu Long, who intervened. When Zhao Wuji let it slip that he is a Lust Cultivator and wants to use Hua Ziyan as a cultivation furnace, Wu Long tortured him to death.
The Confusing Gathering

Burnt is all out of sorts this episode and Joan tries to cheer him up. Meanwhile, Doug reveals the latest renovated room he's recording the show from. Plus, special guest Louise (Heather Anne Campbell) clarifies her slightly confusing post calling on Dignity Falls residents to gather.

### Mausoleum Notes:

* Doug's Mom and Dad (Flipper 'Flip' Korn) are interred there.
* In a random part of the house with a very high ceiling.
* The space put Joan in mind of similar spaces in Europe and so she commissioned art for the ceiling from Doug.
* Doug painted the bottoms of many cherubs before giving up due to depression.
* Despite marble ceilings, floors and columns, there is no echo, because Doug hung egg cartons on the walls.
* Burnt calls it a 'sort-of soundproofed Greek marble amphitheater with half-painted naked babies painted on the ceiling and Doug's deceased parents *somewhere* in the vininity.
* Also contains a pipe organ
* Soundproofing is so good that, despite being in a marble room, there is no reverb on the pipe organ.
Huanzhan

## Biographical information

* Names
* Vital Status

### Cause of Death

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## Relationships

### Family

Sui ??? (1st son)Sui ??? (2nd son)
Sui Feng (3rd son)

### Enemies

Wu Long

The ex-husband of Sui Luxiao and the son of a minor noble family.

## Personality

He is nasty, manipulative, adulterous and selfish. Once Sui Luxiao shut down emotionally, she lost her feminine grace and charm and Huanzhan lost interest in her as a woman. However, he was still possessive over her. When she regained her charm thanks to Wu Long he regained interested in her, but had all his advances rejected by her, causing him to feel very jealous and angry toward Wu Long despite his own adulterous habits.

## Story

He charmed Sui Luxiao into marrying him, pretending to love her while in truth he cared only about getting to her family and her company. He had three sons with her whom he secretly influenced into horrible tyrants. He became a higher-up in Luxiao's company, a position he did poorly due to his own limited competence. He frequently cheated on Luxiao, unaware or uncaring that she knew and not fearing divorce as their businesses were merged and separation would severely damage her company.

Huanzhan made little attempt to hide his joyful attitude when Luxiao got sick as her death would mean inheriting her company. He was angry when Wu Long began treating her and tried to stop it from happening. When Luxiao divorced him he was livid but didn't think her family would allow it, doing damage control among their associates until a banquet where Wu Long cooperated with the Crown Prince to kill him.
Hong Ye

## Hong Ye

* Official
* Alt
* Alt 2

## Relationships

### Love Interests

Wu Long *(mild obsession)*

One of the Prime Demons of Bahshi Assassination Group, twin sister of Hong Yue.

## Appearance

Hong Ye is presumably beautiful and has shoulder-length black hair. She wears a mask and thus far her face has not been seen.

## Personality

She has not been seen much, but she is very interested by Wu Long and seems to be somewhat yandere.
Luo Mingyu

## Luo Mingyu

* AI
* Official
* AI 2
* AI 3
* Alt

## Relationships

### Family

Luo ??? *(father)*
Unnamed Mother
Luo Patriarch (grandfather)

## Physical

### Eyes

Violet

Luo Mingyu is the young lady of the Luo Family of Fantian Kingdom, one of Wu Long's women and the possessor of a special physique. She is an exceptionally talented Dao Cultivator.

## Appearance

Luo Mingyu is an exceptionally beautiful young woman. She has exquisite facial features, straight jet-black hair, and deep violet eyes that were a natural manifestation of her Extreme Yin Physique. Her plump lips were of a slightly darker pink color, and together with her long eyelashes, refined eyebrows and hair created a sharp contrast to her fair jade-like skin. She was slightly petite overall in her own but her forms were sensual and would instantly ignite a fire in the men who saw her while being perfectly proportional to her overall body.

## Personality

Luo Mingyu can't stomach violence and for that reason is a Dao Cultivator. She once saw combat-oriented Cultivators as barbaric as Dao Cultivators often do, but this changed after the leader of Blood Dragon Gang proclaimed that he would kidnap her and make her his wife, and she found herself having to rely on the protection of guards, one of which was Wu Long. This caused her to realize the unfortunate necessity of strength and violence. Though she understands the necessity, she is pathologically unable to perpetrate it herself as the thought of doing so makes her feel physically ill. Luo Mingyu is very loving and passionate with Wu Long.

## Story

Luo Mingyu is the young lady of the Luo Family and was born with an exceptionally rare physique called the Extreme Yin Dark Phoenix Body. This led to a scouting attempt by Frozen Garden Palace, and a kidnapping threat by the leader of Blood Dragon Gang. Wu Long applied to guard her and the two began interacting, with Wu Long occasionally giving her words of advice which helped her to have a major breakthrough.

Mingyu soon developed feelings for him. Through interacting with him she developed the desire to carve her own unique path, despite the immense difficulty posed by such an endeavor. She began to explore the Human Dao from cultivating with Wu Long, and later learned of Sword Dao from Ye Ling.
Nie Changsheng

## Biographical information

* Names
* Vital Status

### Cause of Death

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## Information

### Allegiance

Nie Family
Wood Spirit Empire
Himself

## Relationships

### Family

Nie FamilyNie You
Parents (dead)
Nie Guanting (uncle?)

### Allies

Wu TianshuiThe Master
Golden Ox TC

## Physical

### Other Features

Handsome

Nie Changsheng is the 74th Prince of Wood Spirit Empire and a member of the Nie Family. In Wu Long's past life, he was the Emperor.

## Appearance

Nie Changsheng is said to be a handsome man.

## Personality

Nie Changsheng is a fairly typical tyrannical young master type; conniving, arrogant, abusive and predatory, unwilling to take no for an answer.

## Story

### Past Life

In Wu Long's old world, Changsheng became the Emperor at the young age of 16. , he won many great victories and expanded the territory and influence of the Empire greatly. At a banquet, he took an interest in Wu Menqi but was turned down as sge was in love with Wu Long. He asked her family for her hand anyway to which they eagerly agreed, and then Menqi look Wu Long and ran.

Changsheng employed the Wu Family, the Nobles, Imperial Army, and the even the Five Great Sects, all helped in hunting them down, and made their lives hell for two years until eventually Wu Menqi died. Wu Long's sole reason for living became revenge and he eventually massacred all with blame in Menqi's death, including Changsheng himself.

### New World

In the Fractured World, Nie Changsheng was not an Emperor, but a Prince, one of many dozens. He seems to lack the sharp tactical mind that his former self had. His parents died when he was young which caused the other royals to consider him an "unlucky star".

He again pursed Wu Menqi and was after being rejected, he had Wu Long poisoned in order to render him impotent. When that didn't work, he later sent assassins after him in the Wu Family Trial Lands. In the meantime, he resumed his pursual of Menqi and initiated marriage talks with her family.

She continued searching for Wu Long regardless so Changsheng hired a Soul Cultivator to dull her mind, will and memories of Wu Long. She would not allow him to touch her, causing him great anger that took great effort to conceal. When Wu Long returned with a bang to retrieve his woman, Changsheng was irate with jealousy upon seeing Wu Menqi throw herself into his arms. Once his guards were dead and Wu Long's power had become apparent, he did not cease screaming obscenities at Wu Long until the latter used Jade Palms of Agony on him, leaving him a writhing mess of blood and pain.

Wu Long left him in that state for a few days before torturing him with Path of Extreme. Part of the way through, a strange occurrence in Changsheng's Niwan Sea resulted in Heavenly Punishment Lightning being called down, which killed him.
Cao Xiang

## Cao Xiang

* AI
* Official
* AI2

## Physical

### Eyes

Hazel

Cao Xiang is the ruler of the Loyalist Resistance of Liugwei Kingdom. She is also known as the Pirate Queen.

## Appearance

Cao Xiang is a beautiful mature woman with long black hair, a generous bust and hazel eyes.

## Personality

Cao Xiang was loyal to her king and is very protective of her daughter Cao Mei, to the extent of immediately being willing to sacrifice herself in the hope of Cao Mei's survival when she thought that Wu Long would retaliate against her.

## Story

Cao Xiang was born a commoner and was hired by the previous king of Liugwei for her talent. When he was killed by his own son, whom he had planned to disinherit, Cao Xiang became the leader of the resistance against the new King. She almost won, but was warned against it by men related to mysterious Master. She was then relegated to the Southern Archipelago where royal propaganda labeled her as the Pirate Queen. At some point, She became pregnant with Cao Mei and killed whoever Cao Mei's father was.
Burnt Millipede

**Burntrand "Burnt" Millipede** is a pharmacist and part-time vigilante who co-hosts The Neighborhood Listen.

### Relationships

#### Romance

Burnt has described himself as "single and not looking to mingle", and hates mingling. (101)

##### Hall Passes

Burnt's hall passes include or have included:

* Squeaky Fromme (101)

#### Family

Burnt grew up without aunts, uncles, cousins, or siblings as a result of being an only child of only children. (104)

### Spirituality and Beliefs

Despite largely being atheistic, Burnt describes himself as "spiritual but laid back" (101) and frequently quotes the bible.

### Diet

Burnt is unable to eat square baked foods due to something in the baking process. (104) He has never cooked, not even assembled a sandwich. (106) He must eat in silence (110).
Episode Guide

## Episode Guide

**Episode Numbers**

1*##* = Season 1 - (e.g. 103 = Season 1, Episode 3)

2*##* = Season 2 - (e.g. 203 = Season 2, Episode 3)

3*##* = Season 3 - (e.g. 303 = Season 3, Episode 3)

4*##* = Season 4 - (e.g. 403 = Season 4, Episode 3)

5*##* = Season 5 - (e.g. 503 = Season 5, Episode 3)

B## = The Bonus Room! Episodes (paid episodes)
Supreme Master Palace

## Information

### Allies

Part of Tingren Royal FamilyUnnamed Master
Slave Traders

### Enemies

Wu Long

Supreme Master Palace was a Lust Cultivation sect located in Tingren Kingdom. It had 100,000 disciples with an ancestor in the Core Formation realm. It constituted a large part of the Kingdom's strength and was able to conduct its evil operations with impunity due to support in the Royal Family. It is said that the palace had a Master of some kind behind them.

The palace sourced its furnaces mostly from the slave trade and was also known to abduct citizens from cities, towns and villages when they felt like it. On average a furnace would last for 2 to 4 years before breaking and being thrown out, meaning that over the course of the palace's existence, the number of innocent women that were horrifically and slowly tortured to death was in the millions. The palace was destroyed and every single one of its disciples, elders and leadership were mercilessly slaughtered by [[Wu Long]] along with help from Shen Min and Princess Cai Yin's men.
Butler Bang

## Physical

### Eyes

Grey

Butler Bang was a servant of the Wu Family and is now the servant of Wu Long

## Background

Bang was once a near-dead orphan who was picked up by a former Patriarch of the Wu Family, who trained him and made him a servant. Because of this, he had a deep gratitude toward the Wu Family and served them faithfully for hundreds of years.

Though he was very loyal to the Wu Family, he was fond of Wu Long and made efforts to keep him alive when he went against Nie Changsheng by refusing to leave Wu Menqi. Bang is the one who poisoned him and rendered him impotent, in an effort to get Wu Menqi to leave him and Nie Changsheng to not see him as a threat. He is also the one who hired the Soul Cultivator to seal Wu Long's memories so that he might live without remembering Menqi.

When Wu Long returned to the capital of Wood Spirit Empire, Bang was ordered to dispose of Su In Restaurant, an underworld broker, as they are connected to the people who wanted Wu Long gone. It was here that Bang met Wu Long and expressed regret that he came back instead of living peacefully elsewhere.

Wu Long proposed to Bang that he switch sides and serve him, as the members of the Wu Family to whom he owes his debt of gratitude are long dead and he has repaid his debt many times over. Bang accepted his proposal and from then on served as Wu Long's servant.
Lian Zhiqiu

## Lian Zhiqiu

* AI
* Official
* AI 2
* Alt
* Alt 2

### Aliases

Pervert
Great Seductress

## Relationships

### Allies

Ye Ling *(disciple)*Hua Ziyan *(disciple)*

## Physical

### Hair

Red

Lian Zhiqiu is the Founder and Palace Master of Yin Yang Unity Palace, located in Tuamei Kingdom of Azure Eagle Empire. She is nicknamed the Great Seductress.

## Appearance

Zhiqiu is a stunning woman with a sensual red-brown hair.

## Personality

Lian Zhiqiu gives off a mysterious and flirtatious vibe. She has a very lax approach to running her sect having copied the rules from an acquaintance's sect and generally delegating her duties to her subordinates in favor of other unknown pass-times.

## Story

She is known for travelling a lot and picking up people with potential on the way. Some of which have been Ye Ling, Hua Ziyan and Wu Long. Although she is reputed to be a seductress who has wooed many men, this is said to be a misunderstanding. In truth, Lian Zhiqiu coaches women on how to seduce the men they want, and then specifies where they should 'cultivate' afterward. Her motivation for this is up to speculation for the time being.
The Bad Bad Birds of Dignity Falls

This week, Joan + Doug continue their renovation saga and Burnt finds "Hamilton" disappointing for a very specific reason. Plus, special guest Andi (Niccole Thurman) shares her post about desperately trying to get rid of noisy bad birds.

### Game Room Notes:

* With: A library of board game manuals - all in plastic sleeves,
* (Joan is considering having them leather-bound)
* And a card catalog to organize the manuals.
* Also, board games on a small shelf,
* A giant, red Yahtzee die & cup - which takes up half of the room,
* The room closet-sized / spandrel-sized
Ye Ling

## Ye Ling

* AI
* Official
* AI 2
* AI 3
* Past

## Biographical

* Names
* Status

### Aliases

Li Liu
Ling'erDemon Instructor *(by Menqi)*

### Titles

Prime Disciple *(former)*
Outer Court Elder *(YYUP)*

## Relationships

* Personal
* Association

## Physical

### Features

Beautiful

Ye Ling, formerly known by the alias Li Liu, is Wu Long's first lover and his master in her past life.

## Appearance

Ye Ling is a beautiful young woman with Long Black hair and Blue eyes.

## Personality

She knows Wu Long even better than himself sometimes.

## Story

#### Past Life

Found and took an interest in Wu Long during his suicidal attack following the death of Wu Menqi. Brought him partially out of his soulless despair with the thought of revenge and trained him ruthlessly, with the cost of neglecting her own cultivation, eventually falling in love with him. Shortly fter Wu Long completed his revenge, she died from old age.

#### New World

The daughter of the Ye Family who was picked up by Yin Yang Unity Palace's Master, Lian Zhiqiu, and taken back to the sect. She showed immense talent and became the prime disciple, but eventually lost that position due to her unwillingness to pick a cultivation partner from the other disciples. Met and befriended the reincarnated Wu Long and frequently trained her Swordsmanship with him, eventually gaining feelings for him and choosing him as her partner. Later on gained her memories back through the help of Xun Yawen.

## Images

1. ↑ Chapter 4
2. ↑ Before Chapter 47
3. ↑ Chapter 100
Chili Recipe PLEASE!

After a short recording hiatus, Joan and Burnt catch up on each other's summers. Doug's childhood dream and his worst allergy come into conflict, while Burnt shares his experience in a mall deprivation tank. Plus, special guest Noel (Mano Agapion) shares why she is in desperate search of a neighbor's chili recipe.

### Boat House Notes:

* Not located on water.
* Doug sealed up the room and filled it with the hose to test the boat for water or air leaks.
* Room was full of water and Tang by the end of the episode.
Comfy Couch for Sale

This week, Burnt shares his favorite childhood book while Joan figures out how to play the cursed role of Keke the Dragon Slayer. Meanwhile, Doug brings out everyone's emotions. Plus, special guest Kim (Charlie McCrackin) discusses why he is having a hard time selling his couch.

### Drama Room Notes:

* Started as a rehearsal room.
* Also used for role-playing, working through family issues, and meditation.
* Appropriately melodramatic music plays while scenes/sessions are underway.
Father's Day Dreams, Creams and Schemes

Joan + Doug share their latest home renovation while Burnt reveals the strange object that was buried with his long time deceased mother. Plus, special guest Ginger (Laci Mosley), explains why she randomly talks to strangers at the Target in Dignity Falls.

### Ball Room Notes:

* Wood floors
* Very Squeaky; Not Great for recording.
* *Very* slick.
* Joan thinks Doug was angling for a basketball court.
* Joan calls it their "Ball Room Court"
* Doug claims an old high school, all-terrain, go-kart injury forces him to wear sneakers to ballroom dance, hence the wood floors.
Sui Luxiao

## Madam Sui

* AI
* AI 2
* Alt
* AI 3
* Official

## Biographical

* Names
* Status

### Titles

* Matriarch
* Owner

## Relationships

* Personal
* Association

### Family

Sui Zhang *(1st son)*Sui Mun *(2nd son)*
Sui Feng *(3rd son)*

### Spouses

Huanzhan *(ex-husband, divorced)*
Wu Long *(dao companion)*

## Physical

### Features

Beautiful

Sui Luxiao is the Matriarch of the Sui Family and the owner of Soaring Feather Trading Company.

## Appearance

Sui Luxiao looked to be around thirty, with a mature charm around her. Her body was sensual and would make any man look her way at least once. Her generous bust, feminine hips and round behind were in perfect contrast to her slim waist, and her tall legs that were wrapped in dark tights were shown through the long side slit in her rather revealing dark grey dress with fabric shining with stars. Her beautiful features complemented the brown eyes with a slight orange hue, and all of it was framed by her long dark brown hair that was tied into a complicated hairstyle with braids and strands interwoven, but that also left a part that was freely falling down to her waist. As her condition improved, she regained her natural feminine charm which boosted her attractiveness to a different level.

## Personality

Sui Luxiao is a mature, strong and competent businesswoman. At first, she was contemptuous and sometimes scornful. She cared only about her business and had no patience for obstacles. She was also shown to treat her husband and sons with contempt, treating them as obstacles that she deals with only begrudgingly. When she did have to speak with her husband, she spoke to him not as a wife does to a husband, but as an employer to an employee.

With Wu Long, she is submissive and slightly nervous.

## Background

Sui Luxiao was a beautiful young lady of a noble merchant family who was born with very potent Yin Qi. She spent her youth fighting off arrogant young masters and ended up marrying Huanzhan, a minor noble son. Luxiao gave all her love to their three sons but Huanzhan intentionally corrupted them into abusive tyrants. She was heartbroken but couldn't divorce Huanzhan because their companies were merged, so she became disdainful and put all of her time into her company. She started to get sick, as she was emotionally and physically celibate and was being poisoned to death by her own accumulated Yin Qi, something her husband was less than troubled about. She met Wu Long when he came to offer her a pill recipe. He was able to diagnose her condition and offered to treat her in exchange for keeping Sui Feng on house arrest for the safety of a young girl he was targeting.
Bi Rui

## Bi Rui

* AI
* AI 2
* Official
* Alt

## Biographical

* Names
* Status

## Relationships

* Personal
* Association

## Physical

### Features

Beautiful

Bi Rui is Yu Huan's housemate and a Spear Cultivator.

## Appearance

Beautiful young woman with short black hair.

## Story

After Yu Huan frequently saw Bi Rui out protecting handsome men as part of her duties and mistook them for lovers, Bi Rui went along with the misunderstanding and pretended to Yu Huan that she is an experienced woman out of amusement. However, Wu Long saw right through it and found it very amusing, eventually seducing her.
Nude Clocks

Burnt, Joan and Doug say hi to their international listener(s). Burnt fills in some details on his exciting new position, Joan frets over the whereabouts of the twins, and Doug reveals a product that has long been on his Christmas list. Then, guest neighbor Kimberl (Corin Wells) is looking to get rid of some very personal clocks!

### Vision Board Room Notes:

* Houses the family Vision Board containing items promoted from the Dream Board.
* Also has a board table and chairs, a Cisco speakerphone, and a side table with water glasses and pitcher.

Episode Notes from Instagram
Wu Family

Wu
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### Patriarch

Unnamed former Patriarch ✞
Wu Family Patriarch ✞

## Information

### Ancestors

Three unnamed Core Reformation Ancestors *(killed by Wu Long)* ✞

### Elders

Wu Fan ✞Wu Shihen ✞
Other Elders ✞

### Members

Wu Tianhuo ✞Wu Tianshui ✞Wu MenqiWu Long *(former)*Butler Bang *(former, resigned)*

### Territory

Wood Spirit Empire Capital *(shared with Fan Family)*

## Section Header

### Enemies

Wu Long

The Wu family were a prominent noble house of Wood Spirit Empire and the former house of Wu Long.

## Members

* Wu Menqi - Young Lady
* Wu Long - Former Adoptive Heir
* Butler Bang - Servant (former)
* Wu Family Patriarch
* Wu Tianhuo - First Son of the Patriarch
* Wu Tiandu - Second Son of the Patriarch
* Wu Tianshui - Third Son of the Patriarch
* Wu Tianfeng - Fourth Son of the Patriarch
* Elder Wu Fan
* Elder Wu Shihen
* Three unnamed Core Reformation Ancestors
Repurposing Keys

Burnt shares with Joan why he no longer preemptively tries to stop crime in Dignity Falls while Doug is excited to reveal his new television pitch. Plus, Sybil (Scott Aukerman) joins the show to explain his elaborate plan to repurpose old keys.

### Evidence Room Notes:

* contains 'tons' of evidence, per Doug. "You just need to know the case you're studying.
* Doug requires forensic intelligence for day-to-day functions, due to his lack of imagination.
The Salon

Burnt, Joan and Doug are still coming down from their live show in Los Angeles. Joining them is Dignity Falls resident Susan (Vic Michaelis), who is looking for the perpetrator of a targeted middle finger attack.

## Fear Alley Notes:

* Themed area in hotel
* Cordoned off with yellow tape.
* Horror themed area.
* Doug thought it was a place for scared people.
* The first horror he faced was a 'Bad Gateway' message when using the WiFi.
The Victorian Trench Coat

Joan + Doug discuss their salt cellar room while Burnt shares his virgin lemonade recipe. Plus, special guest Mig (Andrew Farmer) tries to explain why he wears a creepy, custom made Victorian black trench coat around Dignity Falls.

### Salt Cellar Notes:

* Used to store salt cellars.
* Extra figurines have made their way into the cellar, mainly salt and pepper shakers.
Fish Sitting, Mirrored Tables and "The Incident"

This week on Dignity Falls #1 podcast, Burnt and Joan discuss Joan's daughter Jalliope and her tiny food, guinea pigs in need of a home, "The Incident" and Marian (Jordan Black) joins the show to break down the bad luck with his broken mirrored "sofa and end tables".

### Introduction

Joan discusses the busy realty trade, and the sudden mass exodus of Dignity Falls, that was a result of Dignity Falls being the subject of a (unspecified) national incident. Joan mentions that Jalliope asked Joan to plug her very popular Instagram account, where she cooks and posts very tiny food, but Jalliope won't eat anything else.

### First Posts

Gabs is looking for a fish and aquarium expert to look after her fish while she goes on vacation. Burnt and Joan discuss the fish bowl shortage that once afflicted the tri-state area. Burnt discusses having a WC Fields eraser as a child, and Joan and Doug discuss their first date at a Gin Blossoms concert.

Dana reports a soaking wet, "homeless-looking" man stealing a broomstick from her porch. Burnt discusses a questionable sketch from one of those late at night comedy sketch shows, of which there are obviously many.

### Main Post and Guest

Marian needs someone to repair his cracked "mirrored" sofa table and end table, to get rid of all the bad luck. Marian mirrored the furniture himself, using a "glue that kinda crazy" to glue mirrors to them. Marian broke the mirrors on the table while stumbling around in the middle of the night on the way to get a snack.

### Final Posts

Titled "Guide pigs need home". Poster is trying to find a loving home for two guinea pigs, as their terrier is much too prey-driven and keeps trying to eat them. Burnt and Joan discuss if guinea pigs would make good guide animals for a sight impaired person, and Joan mentions that Escrow is going blind, and that he looks like a soldier come back from war. Joan once had to put locks on everything in the kitchen because the Twins used to sleepwalk and would tear through the kitchen as a side-effect of their being on Ambien.

Susan is looking for help removing a beehive. Joan recalls a period where she wanted to make her own honey and have an apiary. However one time in high school the twins, drunk and sleepwalking, removed the apiary by swatting at it and suffering 6200 stings each.

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Fighting at Trader Joe

Joan tells Burnt about her new realty-related business in Dignity Falls, while Doug just wants to dry off. Plus, special guest Scomare Buns (Ronnie Adrian) explains the argument between him and his partner at the local "Trader Joe".

### Drying Room Notes:

* Full of rice.
* Has a banister to hold the rice in.
* It's fun to jump over to get into the rice.
* Started as a dry goods room.
Strange Snacks, Free Cardboard and Rockets

This week on TNL, Burnt and Joan discuss strange snacks, Kirkland jeans, and "The Boy in the Bubble". Plus, Karens (Becky Drysdale) comes on the show to talk about Dylan and Davey and rockets.

Connie's introduction. (named in next episode)

### Popcorn Room Notes:

* Room has a Movie popcorn maker,
* Tons of those popcorn tins,
* Trophies,
* An extra mattress,
* And National Geographic magazines.
Stolen Wood

This week on TNL, Joan explains boba, Burnt discusses laxatives and Doug gets a new best friend. Plus, Robert (Bobby Monyihan) comes in hot after his wood got stolen!

### Study Notes:

* Featuring books,
* Romance novels,
* And a gold-leaf criterion collection of the Where's Waldo series.
* Doug is perusing the Where's Waldo books during the episode.
Joan's Dark Musical, Burnt's Calves and Chaos Baby!!!

This week on the show, Joan figures out how the make her musical more woke, Burnt reveals his never cooked a thing, and concerning smells in the neighborhood. Plus, Jack (Shaun Diston) visits the studio to talk about bottle throwing, traffic-light reprogramming and his other chaos hobbies!

### Introduction

Burnt reveals that he's never cooked, not even a sandwich, nor assembled food on his own, and feels that it is too daunting to get started now.

Burnt likes to take his bike with front basket to get takeout, which he decorates for each holiday. Joan suggests getting a pet to put in the basket, but Burnt says he is terrified of being responsible for another life. Joan notes that Burnt's calves are unusual.

Joan discusses the progress of her production of My Fair Lady, and that it will be woke, dark, set in an insane asylum, cover the "Me Too" movement, and will touch on the healthcare crisis. Joan has constructed a dream board for her vision board for the production.

Doug is in the attic this week at Joan's suggestion so that he can organize photos while recording.

Joan discusses Jalliope's current phase of taking dramatic baths, and Doug was in the bath last week to kick her out. The pedestrian house has 5 and half bathrooms, including one half bath that is half the length of a normal bath.

### Post: Weird smell

An unnamed poster asks if anyone else in the hills also smells acetone outside. Joan notes that Peggy's Peggy's Hilltop Nail Salon and Dog-Grooming business is on the hill.

### Post: Weird people came soliciting

Mike has posted a picture of people who were asking about a missing person.

### Guest: Man throwing bottles

Marcy writes that on the corner of Nella Vista and Jimmy Carter Blvd, a man was pulling bottles out of a bag and throwing them into the street, possibly at car tires. Later, the man was throwing bottles at Jimmy Carter Blvd and Observatory. Burnt had run into this man in the parking lot of the CVS.

Jack is an agent of chaos, and has reprogrammed the stoplights at intersections to be longer. Burnt encountered this at John Quincy Adams, and Joan at Teddy Roosevelt Boulevard.

### Post: Has anyone seen scamp

Eileen is searching for her cat, near the Perlita townhouses.

Joan discusses Jalliope not eating enough, and Doug on a barbeque kick where he barbeques anything he can get his hands on, such as strawberries.

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Susan (Paul F. Tompkins) is giving away a soiled rug that her cat peed on and she has given up on trying to clean.

Fey (Nicole Parker) is giving away homemade banana bread, with or without walnuts.

### Attic Notes:

* Doug is organizing photos while recording
Baked Bean Clean

Burnt and Joan discuss the details of her one-woman show dedicated to the women of Dignity Falls (DF), while Doug falls under the spell of his newest creation. Plus, special guest Joe (Matt Apodaca) breaks down his passion for cleaning rugs in cars.

### Sun Chamber Notes:

* Joan refers to it as a solarium.
* Doug built a small sun in the room to help with meditation and to address his low Vitamin D levels.
* Joan starts burning immediately and complains about a 'weird sound'.
* She also thinks this is Doug's ode to Dr. Strange.
* Doug went transcendental, began chanting and was drawn toward the sun.
* By the end of the episode, Doug was listening to psychic messages from the sun, until he unplugged it.
A Chicken in the Road, Linda's Wallet and A Vincent Price Dinner Party

This week on THE NEIGHBORHOOD LISTEN, a woman sends an SOS about a chicken in the road, Joan and Doug play The Newlywed Game and the tale of Linda's wallet. Plus, "Dinner Has A Price" host Bat Mabb (Craig Cackowski) joins Joan and Burnt to talk more about his Vincent Price dinner party!

### Introduction

Burnt discusses the very busy flu shot season, and managing the efferdent of olds swarming the pharmacy. Both of Burnt's parents have false teeth, having met as teenagers when both of them hit their teeth on rocks at the bottom of The Watering Hole, where the bar is now.

Joan discusses the bars she's been to with Doug

### Post: Chicken in the intersection

Amy writes that there is a chicken in the middle of the intersection of Montana and Franklin Pierce Boulevard.

Joan and Burnt complain about the strange cockeyed stoplights at that intersection.

### Post: Birds and no sleep

Mary-Ann writes gripes about birds and crows making noise near her house.

Joan notes that Doug is in the driveway this episode, and Doug reports that he's multitasking and sweeping the gravel.

Burnt and Joan discuss the Mary Poppins remake, and Joan complains about the dancing cyclists in the film, since she has an aversion to bikes due to The Twins going through a BMX phase where they both broke every bone in their body, and Timmy broke his penis.

### Guest: Vincent Price officianado

Bat Mabb is doing a special dinner show at Denudo's, an Italian restaurant with a middle-eastern flair known for their hummus lasagna (hummusagna).

### Post: Free dirt

Burnt and Joan discuss the film "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" and Joan relates that as a child, her mother would let Joan and her sister know that the minute the spaceship comes, she would go.

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Liz (Nicole) is giving away a box of International Dolls that are haunting her dreams.

Ben (Paul) is selling 3 DVDs.

### Driveway Notes:

* Doug is keeping busy by sweeping the gravel
Violin Syncing

Joan and Burnt break down the unique Dignity Falls accent while Doug reimagines the back yard. Plus, Meredith (Kimia Behpoornia) joins the show to prove she is not fake playing the violin for money.

### Backyard Notes:

* Technically an intentional sinkhole.
* Part of Doug's grand plan for a 'Pleasure Town' Amusement Park Stunt Show.
Trombone Treasure

This week, Burnt and Joan get into chats about human tetris, a teddy bear hunt and more! Plus, special guest Marawa (Bryan Safi) comes in to discuss the beautiful tromboning in their neighborhood!

### Home Gym Notes:

* With an elliptical,
* An old Nordic Track,
* A shake belt,
* A dance floor with ballet bar,
* And a tee-ball tee to practice swing.
* Doug is standing to record.
Xue Bing

## Xue Bing

* 1
* 2
* 3
* 4
* 5
* 6
* Official

## Physical

### Other Features

Blank and Emotionless

Xue Bing is the prime disciple of Frozen Garden Palace. She has a special physique.

## Appearance

Her hair was long and straight, dark with a deep ocean-blue tint. Her eyes were of a dark and cold icy turquoise color as if frozen in eternal ice, but there was no signs of emotions in them. Her beautiful features were also frozen and unchanging, even as she bowed and greeted, and even her voice was devoid of any fluctuations.

## Personality

She comes off as emotionless due to her Physique.
Escrow

**Escrow** is the family dog of the Pedestrians. Escrow was adopted by Joan as a rescue. Escrow is very old, going blind , and often sick. Joan and Doug often procrastinate Escrow's grooming for 40-45 days, approximately the length of a real estate escrow, which is how she got his name.  The Pedestrians initially believed Escrow to be male, before discovering that she is female.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1  Leg Thickeners, Crows + Good Trash vs Bad Trash#Introduction
2. ↑ Fish Sitting, Mirrored Tables and "The Incident"#Final Posts
3. ↑ Parrots, Whistlers and a Carrot-Haired Woman
No Complaining

Burnt takes us through the new Dignity Fallsmacy Heirarchy, and reveals a recent vacation. Joan recaps her Christmas Cabaret, and recalls her grandfather's porch rules. Doug issues a special report. Later, Julio L. (Payam Banifaz), gives his wild backstory as to why he is proud of NeighborHapp for not complaining about the fireworks recently.

### Ceramics Room Notes:

* Joan and  Jalliope wanted this room.
* Rule #1 is "Don't Mix Ceramics With Pleasure".
* Rule #2 is "No 'Ghost'"!

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