Bull and Naruto

Naruto hung his head under the irate glare of his sensei.

"Naruto," Kakashi said with no emotion. "Why did you fail to inform me about your wound before coming back?”

"I erm...didn't think it was a big deal." Naruto said nervously.

"You think a sword running through your chest is no big deal?" Kakashi asked, his single eye narrowing even more. The only reason they found out was because Naruto had soon collapsed a few minutes before arriving at Konoha. The blond thought a simple bandage would heal the wound.

"Well, since I heal fast I didn't think my wounds were worth treating compared to Sakura's. I didn't want to hold you guys back from completing the mission."

It was quiet for awhile, until finally Kakashi decided how to teach the blond ninja a lesson.

Kakashi then had an eye smile, this made Naruto uneasy as he knew his sensei was planning something.

"As punishment for failing to inform your team about your injury, you are going to be spending time with one on my ninken until further notice." This made Naruto raise an eyebrow.

"Wait. you're making me look after Pakkun?" If this was true, then Naruto felt relieved that the punishment was light.

Kakashi slammed his hand on to the ground, shouting, "Summoning Jutsu!" He watched as the smoke engulfed him and his blond student, smirked behind his mask. He hoped Naruto enjoyed his new playmate.

Naruto waited in the smoke keeping an eye out for Pakkun, he knew Pakkun was a nindog but-

A wet drop fell on Naruto's head, he then felt something gigantic sniffing at him. The blond felt more wet droplets on him, he slowly turned around and what he saw made him look up and up and up into the panting snout of the biggest Bulldog he's ever seen.

"Naruto, Bull. Bull, Naruto." Kakashi introduced.

"Um, hi B-Bull." Naruto said, nervously as he was under the Bulldog's intense gaze. Naruto had every right to be worried, since out of all the ninja dogs he's seen, this one looked to be the most fearsome of them all.

Naruto crawled back, wanting to clear some distance from him and this huge dog that eyed him like he was a piece of meat to be shredded.

"Um, Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto turned toward his sensei to find him body flickering and out of sight. Leaving him all alone with Bull. Naruto gulped as he stared back at the big Bulldog.

Naruto's fear increased to tenfold as Bull smacked his lips with his tongue, showing his razor-sharp teeth and sending droplets of drool on to the floor. The blond ninja bolted, jumping into the trees and leaping from branch to branch. Naruto had been chased by several dogs, both big and small. But he was known for being a knuckle-head so he still hadn't grasp the fact that running away from dogs only made them want to chase him even more. As he jumped through the branches, he did realize one fact that might have helped. "Wait, why didn't I just use my Shadow Clone Justu?"

A large shadow incased Naruto as he leaped, he looked up in confusion and gasped. It was Bull who had leaped over him and was descending upon him. Naruto also forgot that ninkens could jump like ninjas. It probably helped that even for a dog his size, Bull was impressively strong, which helped to contribute to his jumping capabilities.

Bull collided into Naruto, causing the blond to scream as he was pummeled into the ground, kicking up dirt and dust as they landed. The huge dog loomed over the runty blonde for a moment, before deciding on the best way to make him snap out of his daze.

\*Smack\*

Bull leaned down and dragged his massive tongue across the side of the boy's face. Naruto saw stars until he felt the rough, slobbery muscle drag over his cheek. He was forced to close one of his eyes as his cheek rolled up before the tongue flicked off.

Naruto cringed as he figured out what Bull just did. He tried to crawl from under the big dog but Bull placed a massive paw on his back. He froze when Bull lowered his head at his sides and nosed him on to his back.

Naruto stared up at Bull who licked his lips with his massive tongue again.

”No, no wait-“

Naruto’s protest was ignored as Bull had his tongue out and dragged his tongue from chin to forehead repeatedly. Naruto scrunched up his face as the slavering tongue assaulted him and made the front of his hair to stick up.

Naruto tried to turn his head but Bull made sure to get his tongue directly on the blonde's face. Naruto was finding it harder and harder to breathe as Bull was licking him. Mercifully, Bull stopped before Naruto could be licked into unconsciousness which was not new to the blonde ninja.

Naruto was dazed as his face was soaked in dog slobber and his hair was slicked upward. Bull towered over him with his tongue lolling out in the front. The large bulldog still had his serious face as he panted.

Naruto was allowed to crawl out from under the huge dog. The blond ninja groaned in disgust and wiped at his face, trying to get all the saliva off. He didn’t hate dogs (he tried but he couldn’t) but he hated their slobber.