Edward and Aaron

**Edward and Aaron** is episode 146a of Edward and Eric. It premiered on Kids' WB on June 3, 2006.

## Synopsis

Aaron's attempt of fitting in (putting photos of himself all over the yearbook) results in frustration from the rest of the students, so he makes a shot in redemption by breaking into Winifred's hidden stash of junk food, which has never been accomplished by a student before.

## Cast (WIP)

* Gary Sauls as Aaron, Corey and Constantinos
* Andrew Rannells as Edward, Wayne, Ivan and Charles
* Robert Capron as Eric
* Wayne Grayson as Joey
* Edward Felker as Stanley
* Dan Green as Dallas and Ethan
* Eric Stuart as Terry and Barry
* Tress MacNeille as Winifred
* Jessica DiCicco as Kimberly

## Trivia

* The title is an obvious play on words with the show's name. Ironically, however, Edward is a minor character in this episode.
* Although this episode premiered in 2006, it was produced in 2005 according to the copyright date at the end of the credits.
* This episode is available to watch on the Back in Action DVD and The Complete Seventh Season box set.

## Transcript

(As the episode's title appears, the sun rises over the boys' dorm)

(Aaron and Corey are snoring away in their room, but then the former immediately wakes up in shock)

**Aaron:** MY HEALTH PALS!!!!

(He puts on his glasses and rushes over to his nightstand, where there are five different types of medications)

**Aaron:** Are you all here?! Let's see! (points to a bottle with an eye on it) Eye Drop Pal. (an inhaler) Asthma Pal. (a bottle with a drawing of a nose on it) Asthma Pal #2. (one with a foot on it) Foot Fungus Pal. (gasps) WHERE IS MY SKIN RASH PAL?!

(Camera pans out to reveal a container of skin lotion)

**Aaron:** (sighs in relief) There you are. (opens it and applies it to his skin) Ya know, sometimes I think you guys are my only friends. (chuckles) Pretty goofy, huh?

(Corey wakes up)

**Corey:** Hello? Is there someone in here with us?

**Aaron:** (offscreen) Corey, it's just me!

(He sees Aaron rubbing his "Skin Rash Pal" on his chest)

**Corey:** Oh. Sorry, Aaron. I guess I didn't see you there.

**Aaron:** Didn't *see* me?

**Corey:** Yeah, you sometimes blend in with the background. Which is probably funny coming from me. But don't worry, it won't happen again.

**Aaron:** Corey, you're talking to our laundry hamper.

(Camera pans out, revealing that he indeed is talking to their laundry hamper)

**Corey:** Whoops. (walks out) Sorry, Aaron.

**Aaron:** That's alright! (chuckles)

(The door is heard closing)

**Aaron:** (to his medications) I didn't have the heart to tell him he does that every morning.

(He goes to his closet and puts on his swimming uniform)

**Aaron:** Ok, everybody, see you in one hour!

(He applies all of his medications. The last is his "Foot Fungus Pal", but since he applied it to both of his feet at once, he drops to the ground and lands on his butt)

(Camera transitions to Aaron rushing to the Gym, wearing a yellow duck floatie)

**Aaron:** (heavily panting) I better hurry or I'll miss the first Swimming Club meeting!

(He barges into the Gym's locker room)

**Aaron:** Don't worry, everyone! Here I am!

(Beat)

(The locker room is shown to be completely deserted. An empty can of cologne rolls around, serving as tumbleweed)

**Aaron:** They left without me?

(He zooms his glasses in and out similarly to binoculars)

**Aaron:** I see it, but I don't believe it!

(He sprints to the pool)

**Aaron:** I'd hate to do this, but they leave me no choice! I'm going to sit right here until they get back!

(He plops down on one of the pool's edges)

**Aaron:** And once they see me, they'll feel terrible!

(Camera transitions to Wayne and Ethan swimming)

**Wayne:** Dude, get out of the pool.

**Ethan:** What?

(Wayne is on the verge of sneezing)

**Ethan:** How many times do we have to go over this, Wayne? There aren't any sharks, and-

**Wayne:** ***I SAID GET OUT OF THE POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

**Ethan:** WAYNE! You need to calm down. For me. Now take some deep breaths and-

**Wayne:** ***ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!***

(The sneeze electrocutes every single person in and near the pool, but Aaron is an exception)

**Ethan:** (pointing to Aaron) Hey, look! Something to ease my burns.

(He rubs Aaron across his skin, but Aaron clenches his teeth in anger)

**Aaron:** (firmly stands up) ***NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!***

(Everybody approaches him)

**Edward:** Hey! It's Aaron!

**Aaron:** (tears up) Yes, it's Aaron! So nice of you to remember!

(He hysterically cries)

**Corey:** (smiling) No problem, roomy!

**Aaron:** (stops crying) I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!!

(Suddenly, he struggles to breathe. He breathes into his inhaler, his nose inhaler, and he applies his "Foot Fungus Pal")

(Afterwards, he snaps his fingers four times)

**Edward:** Aaron, that's quite a glare you're giving Corey.

**Aaron:** (sighs) I guess I'm pretty steamed.

**Edward:** Wanna talk about it?

**Aaron:** Well, the Swimming Club was my idea, and nobody ever noticed I was there! It seems like I'm always left behind! Forgotten - unheard! (his eyes well up with tears) It feels like my heart is always shattering into pieces! (sobs)

(Suddenly, it turns out nobody was listening to him)

**Aaron:** HEY! WHAT THE?!

(Pan over to the rest of the students, who are hunched together in a large circle)

**Stanley:** So, what were we talking about?

**Eric:** Something about breaking.

**Stanley:** That's right! Winifred's hidden stash of junk food! I say we break in tonight.

(Aaron slides in)

**Aaron:** You mean Winifred's vault of confiscated junk foods? Count me in!

**Dallas:** I have a question. What should we wear?

**Stanley:** Something nice, but nothing that will break your wallets. Terry and Barry will be taking photos for the yearbook.

**Aaron:** Wow! The yearbook? Definitely count me in!

(Beat)

**Stanley:** (nonchalantly) When did you get here?

(Camera transitions to that night, where everybody is outside of the school, where the cafeteria would be)

**Stanley:** Alright, now listen up. Everything we've trained for is right below these cellar doors. Any questions?

**Aaron:** (wearing a tuxedo, black loafers, and ski hat) When do we get to take pictures for the yearbook?

(Beat)

**Stanley:** Ok, let's get to work.

(Stanley opens the doors, only for an alarm to immediately sound off)

(A hole pops below the students, except for Aaron, and they scream as they fall in)

(Aaron smiles and hops down)

(The hole leads to the flower field, and everybody is catapulted out of the hole)

(A nearby speaker screeches and turns on)

**Winifred:** (on a pre-recorded message through the speaker) Hey there. Sorry about the trap door. But remember: junk food is against school rules.

**Aaron:** (laughs) Some ride, huh, pals? Now, when do we take the pictures?

**Stanley:** What is the deal with you and pictures?!

**Aaron:** Pictures are forever!

**Stanley:** (grunts) In that case, let's make it quick. Terry, Barry, you ready?

**Terry:** Just about!

**Barry:** Gather near the hole!

(The rest of the students do so)

**Terry:** Say cheese!

(The camera flashes, and Aaron gets dizzy from it)

(Later that night, Terry and Barry are in their room, stacking the photos together)

**Barry:** This yearbook ought to be the best one yet!

**Aaron:** (hops in) I'll say! In fact, maybe we should crack one of those bad boys open right now!

**Terry:** (irritated) You'll see them in the morning just like everybody else.

**Aaron:** (laughs and heads to his room) Alrighty then, buddies! See ya in the morning!

(Beat)

**Barry:** Who IS that guy?

(Camera transitions to late at night)

(All of the students are asleep. Suddenly, Aaron opens one eye, and he discreetly slithers to his room's door)

(He squeezes one eye out of the door. He looks both ways before slithering out, and into Terry and Barry's room)

**Aaron:** (in his mind) The yearbook! (grabs one and hugs it) At last! Photographic evidence of me fitting in! (opens the book) Let's see... (flips through pages) where to fit? Oh! The Genius Society!

(On the page for Genius Society, it's just a picture of Eric)

**Aaron:** Oh. That's, disappointing. (flips through more pages) What about the Whiny, Sickly Obese Nerd with Glasses and a Weak Bladder Club?

(On the page for it, there's only a picture of Frankie)

**Aaron:** What?! I thought I'd be in that one for sure! (flips through some more) Well, there's always the Nerd Club!

(No photos)

**Aaron:** WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I WAS THERE THAT DAY!!!!

(He takes all of his medications)

**Aaron:** Good thing I'm in the Junk Food Heist photo, otherwise I would be going crazy!

(He goes to the page for it, but on the page's photo, he is covered by a camera flash. He gasps)

**Aaron:** NO!!!! I SHOULD'VE TAKEN OFF MY GLASSES!!!!

(Aaron sniffles and sheds a tear)

**Stanley:** (in Aaron's mind; echoing) Who said that? When did you get here?

**Corey:** (in Aaron's mind; echoing) Sorry, Aaron. I guess I didn't see you there.

(The other negative comments from earlier in the episode echo in his mind as well. His brain explodes)

**Aaron:** So! Nobody notices Aaron, huh?! I'll give them pictures!

(Cut to the exterior of the boys' dorm as flashes are seen through one of the windows)

(Camera fades to black)

(The next morning, the sun rises. Aaron is snoring, but just like at the beginning of the episode, he wakes up in shock)

**Aaron:** MY HEALTH PALS!!!!

(Aaron rushes over to his nightstand)

(His medications are still in place)

**Aaron:** Ah, there you are. Last night, I dreamed the most vivid dream! It felt so real. That ever happen to you?

(Beat)

**Aaron:** How about you, Corey?

(Corey is nowhere to be seen)

**Aaron:** Corey?

(Aaron dresses into his school uniform, and he peeks his head into the hallway, which is deserted)

**Aaron:** Hello? Anybody?

(He leaves the boys' dorm and passes by Victor and Peter, who are angrily muttering as they flip through the yearbook)

**Aaron:** Victor and Peter! How's it going? Is that the new yearbook?

(They glare at Aaron and walk away, continuing to mutter)

(Aaron heads into the school building, and to the cafeteria, where a lot of students are complaining. They're also flipping through their own copies of the yearbook)

**Aaron:** Hey, everybody!

(All of the students turn their attention to Aaron, and they boo at him as they throw their yearbooks at him)

**Aaron:** (digs out of the pile) Whoa, let's take it easy now! I've heard of throwing the book at people, but idioms aren't meant to be taken literally!

**Charles:** Oh, I'LL tell you what's ridiculous! (shows him...) THIS YEARBOOK!

**Aaron:** Come on, it can't be bad. I mean, am I in it?

**Charles:** IN IT?! YOU'RE ***ON*** IT!

(A closeup of the yearbook's front cover is seen. The school mascot is on it, but its face has been replaced by a cutout of Aaron's face)

**Charles:** You're ALL OVER IT!

(Charles flips the yearbook open, and all of the faces in a section of group photos have been replaced with duplicates of the aforementioned cutout)

(Aaron grabs it and takes a look)

**Aaron:** (he sees that a picture of Principal Walker has the cutout) Oh boy. (looks at a picture of The Lucky 6) I messed up.

**Charles:** You're even where the ADVERTISEMENTS are supposed to be!

(Camera pans over to a photo of a camel, which has its anus censored by the cutout)

**Aaron:** Whoa, not bad. (gives the yearbook back to Charles and nervously chuckles) Whoopsie doodle. Perhaps it was a printing error?

**Joey:** Poor little Aaron, nobody notices you!

(Joey grabs Ivan and holds him up)

**Joey:** This guy doesn't even have a name, but you don't see him hijacking yearbooks!

**Ivan:** Actually, my name-

**Joey:** You're not supposed to talk.

(Joey sets him down, and everybody starts cornering Aaron)

**Aaron:** (sweat pours down his face) Alright, so it was a few pictures! Big deal! Let's all forget about the whole thing!

**Kimberly:** Some of us want attention too, but you've got an entire episode dedicated to you right now - you have no right to complain! Meanwhile, *I* got shafted to the side!

**Joey:** (in the background) Deservedly so.

**Ivan:** (they get closer to Aaron) Why should YOU be an exception?

**Everyone:** ***LET'S TEACH HIM!!!!!***

(Aaron quickly dashes out of the crowd and pants heavily as he rapidly waddles away. Everybody chases after him in hot pursuit)

(Aaron waddles down one of the hallways and hides behind Frankie, but thanks to Frankie's weight, the crowd simply pushes him sideways. Aaron books it at a faster rate)