New Students

"*Well it's been quite a week. I had a lot of fun getting into the middle of things with that whole Martin Shkreli situation. And because of that, I now have a lot of new students following me on Twitter. So let's see what kind of bright and unique questions they're asking of me.*"
―Erik
New Students is the eighth Tweets From the Class. It was released on September 24, 2015.

## Summary

After getting in the middle of it, Erik has new Twitter followers and needs to answer their questions. One asks him about the Titties and Farts playlist, so Erik just laughs at the question. Someone wants Erik to solve clickbait, so Erik links them to a fart video. Then Erik encourages Ted Cruz to answer a question about Obama. Someone asks Erik to join a stream on Twitch, so Erik decides to go look at what Twitch is up to. Erik finds someone playing Battlefield, joins the game, and flies two jets into him.

Someone suggests that Erik make a channel for pranking animals, so Erik gives it a try and gets attacked by a dog. Then Erik finds out Australians watch his channel. Another student suggests going to Twitch to look at Counter Strike streams. He finds one, but the streamer recognizes him. Erik finally gets back to questions from his more advanced students, with one asking Erik about eating hamsters and another sending Erik a picture of a foot. Then Erik reads a tweet about Dumpert and explains that he hashed it out with them, meaning they send him hash in the mail. Then he finds a student dressed like a pirate.

A user asks Erik's forgiveness after getting banned from The Trees Network for saying that Erik sucks fucks. Erik grants him mercy and asks The Trees Network to give him a second chance. Then Erik teamkills in Battlefield a few more times.

## Tweets

*@commentiquette New follower here. Are you ever gonna expand further past buzzfeed into the real problem? I'm talking about Clickbait.*
- @dave\_abeles

*@dave\_abeles You won't believe my video response to your tweet! https://youtu.be/ETI7IBP\_-jl?t=12s*
- @commentiquette

*@tedcruz @commentiquette what would your reaction be if obama came out of the closet as a reptilian man?*
- @sanicguy

*@sanicguy @tedcruz ANSWER THE QUESTION TED*
- @commentiquette

*@commentiquette wanna co host a crap twitch stream? i have one and i wanna exploit you, come onnnn twitch.tv/katsallday #bushdid 911*
- @katsallday

*@katsallday Sure, but you should know I only play games that have friendly fire enabled.*
- @commentiquette

*@commentiquette Congrats you made it on one of Australia's best comedy pages sbs.com.au/comedy/storyst...*
- @Yozakura53

*@Yozakura53 Glad you guys have time to laugh between running away from the horse-sized spiders plaguing your godless land.*
- @commentiquette

*@commentiquette Came across your video. Care to talk about this any further?*
- @Benzinga

*Sure I'll get in the middle of it some more!*
- @commentiquette

*HEY*
- Erik

*@commentiquette Does dumpster still steal your content? If you are with an mcn you may be able to do something about it*
- @Toaster\_Rabbit

*@Toaster\_Rabbit If you're referring to @dumpert no we're cool now. Guess you can say we "hashed" it out hahaha they sent me hash in the mail*
- @commentiquette

*@commentiquette Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, Erik, ya salty dog! #pirateday #barbossadid911*
- @Thoran88

*@Thoran88 Right back at ya bro (\_)\_)::::::::::X⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓ see it's got an eyepatch*
- @commentiquette

*@commentiquette Hello. I am eye\_no\_two\_much. I am a frequent user of The Trees Network. On said website, I claimed you suck fucks. cont.**@commentiquette I am deeply sorry. Simon told me the only way to appeal my ban was to contact you. If you would please forgive me... cont.**@commentiquette I would be very greatful. I viewed your YouTube channel and realised I was entirely incorrect. You do not suck fucks.*
- @gardner008733

*@thetreesnetwork @gardner008733 Did you ban this guy for saying I suck fucks? Let's give him a second chance any decent American deserves.*
- @commentiquette

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