I rewrote the final battle of Trigger so you don't have to

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***EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OOOOOF HISTORYY***

**EL TRIGGER**

VERSUS

**FIVE NIGHTS AT CARMEARA'S**

***BEGIN!***

**Trigger and Trigger Dark**: ***SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!*** Tokusatsu!

**Trigger and Trigger Dark**: Why do you even have to fucking scare kids? That's! Harsh! Dude!

**Trigger Dark**: My name is Ignis P. AND I'M FROM LISHURIANESE! I fight monsters with my good friend Manaka Kengo!

**Trigger**: We got Z on our show!

**Trigger and Trigger Dark**: That means that we'll fucking beat you!

**Trigger**: A dominatrix, a musclehead and a racist?!?!??!

**Trigger and Trigger Dark**: wHAT IS THIS WORLD WAR II (two)?

**Trigger and Trigger Dark**: Shut down your baaand- and have Darrgon..... DERANGED!

**Trigger and Trigger Dark**: Kill Hudram! In Hurt/Heal! Achievement! GAME BANGED!

**Trigger Dark**: We got a fucking movie hoe!

**Trigger**: TRIGGER GOT SWAG

**Trigger and Trigger Dark**: Hell yeah bro!

**Trigger**: Man I wish I never left Mars, that shit brought me THE- BIG- BUCKS $$$

**Trigger Dark**: Kengo is bored of your FUCKING SHIT

**Trigger and Trigger Dark**: Throw you into the Eternity Core's pit!

**Trigger**: We got toy sales!

**Trigger Dark**: We got land whales! (Oka-Gubilas)

**Trigger and Trigger Dark**: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING BITCH

**Carmeara**: Howdy! This is a serious diss! I bet you drink each other's piss

**Carmeara**: Me shut up? Why don't you?

**Carmeara**: SHUTTHEFUCKUPSHUTTHEFUCKUPSHUTTHEFUCKUP YOU PRUDE!

**Carmeara**: You and Ignis- ARE GAYMATES

**Carmeara**: Just surrender- for God's sake!

**Carmeara**: New Generation Tiga? What a fucking joke! Carmeara, dominatrix of the mooooost!

**Carmeara**: I am Carmeara, with kaaaaaaaaiju I like to play!

**Carmeara**: I'd sing a lot better if this beeeat weren't fucking AIDS

**Carmeara**: Kengo your last name has 'Man' in it, aa-aaaaare youuu gaaa-aaay~?

**Carmeara**: Fusion Fight is on Ninteeendo Switch now, Ya-aaaay!

**Carmeara**: Uh... is anyone else gonna cheer about that? ...uh, b-but it's on Nintendo Switch guys!

**Trigger Dark**: shut up

**Trigger**: shut up

**Carmeara**: WE'RE IN SMASH BROTHERS BITCH

**Trigger Dark**: shut up

**Trigger**: shut up

**Trigger Dark**: shut up

**Trigger**: shut up!

**Trigger Dark**: Shut up!

**Trigger**: SHUUUT UP!

**Trigger and Trigger Dark**: Purchased your SH Figuarts, whaaaat a sca-am!

**Trigger and Trigger Dark**: Scraped the paint out of her beam effects!

**Trigger**: That arm is her whip!

**Trigger Dark**: No kidding?

**Trigger**: No bluff!

**Trigger and Trigger Dark**: That's gotta be real awkward when you're- POSING HER UP!

**Evil Trigger**: Shiver me timbers! I mean- ~Oh my gooooosh!~

**Evil Trigger**: Even R/B has more fans than ~Trigger!~

**Evil Trigger**: Ah shit I'm late for Rainfurrest 2022

**Evil Trigger**: I eat kids to get strong you just eat your flower's leaves

***WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ULTRAMAN JUMPSCARE HISTORY***

here's the original if you feel like getting some context