Maren

Maren is a Ravenclaw and cottagecore lesbians with Camryn. She is also Elizabeth's child (or somehow related). She occasionally wears an eye-patch; however, because she strongly loathes the eye-patch, she occasionally will magically heal her eye to work properly again. She was bitten in the neck by a drug-addicted woman, so she incurred some from damage from that. During the Mystery Crawl, Maren had been struck by hidden floor spikes, causing various parts to be scattered in many unknown places. The group did their best to revive her, pouring one of their three mysterious green potions into what they estimated to be her mouth area. They were successful, and Maren lives another day.

Maren played Scorpius in a reading of "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child." It was in this production in which Elizabeth birthed her. Maren met her best friend Selethel on the Hogwarts Express during her first year. Chaos quickly pursues as she is dragged along by Selethel to go back in time and correct the past, but there's a whole book and a Youtube link on this, so we won't re-tell it here. Maren is Scorpius Malfoy, you cannot disprove this.

Maren has also successfully completed the "ZOOM Time-Turner" challenge (so aptly named because it made us want to turn back time), in which she stayed on a Zoom call for 12 hours.

Maren played Macbeth in the squad’s production of Macbeth, which we now reference a lot.

There is no way the Maren isn't some kind of Scorpion based deity, but we have no solid proof- YET. Unfortunately, as I do not wish to die a painful death by scorpions, I can't say any more. SHE'S watching.

### Known Aliases

dori me

You want it? GO GET IT! STREET SMARTS.

The purest person in the world

Scorpius (I'm baby Malfoy)

Macbeth

Sofia's eldest daughter

### Favorite Objects

TIME TURNER

Golden powder found in satchels

Mysterious Green Potions

Homework

A Rose that's a rose

### Recurring Goals

To Retrieve a Ba Sing Se Flag

To Claim everyone's Time of Death

To Get a Hug from her father

To have Camryn for dinner and pick her brain.

Become the King of Scotland

Bite Ben (succeeded)

#### Fun Facts

When she interacts with a new object, she's gonna look at it for a little bit..she's gonna reach out and poke it, see if it moves around. Then she picks it up. Wiggles it back and forth. And then that thing goes all the way in her mouth. And if that thing doesn’t try to get out of her mouth, it’s going down the hatch. If you ask me it’s a pretty good way to do things.

AT this point, pretty much everyone in Unlisted has played her parent- including but not limited to Elizabeth (like 12 times), Ben, Eliza, Louis, and Matt (okay, it wasn't explicitly clear whether the Overqueen hatched Pincer, but it's highly probable).

If she had a nickel for every time she has played Ben's EVIL sibling, she'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot, but is enough for me to tell Ben that he needs to RUN. Two times is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. (On the other hand, Ben has bested her all three times. She miscalculated.)

At 2:49 AM on September 19th, Maren texted Matt "Sure would be a shame if someone continued to update the wikia while I'm asleep. " And Matt was too scared to say no to that, so here we are.

"Sometimes, you can't win, but you can give your siblings trauma." - Maren

“It sounds like bullying, but it isn’t bullying, which happens to be an important principle you’ll learn here at Unlisted” - Maren

### Gallery

The following are a bunch of additional photos we have captured of Maren. However, the editing skills of the authors of this page are not talented enough to figure out how to combine these. Please enjoy the wide spacing between these four photos, as well as the photos themselves.