Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 19: Abstract Thought

Takes place in Las Vegas.

## The Episode

The teammates Jeff Gorvette, Dale Earnhardt, and Rowley Boltstrike are tired of the mean racers Chick Hicks, Eugene Carburaski, and Rusty Wallace. Jeff, Dale, and Rowley wanted to kill mean racers.

### Before

While trying to find a way to the speedway for the next race, Chick Hicks and Eugene Carbureski encounter Rusty Wallace, who tells them he knows a shortcut about their hauler's locations. Secretly, Jeff, Dale Sr., and Rowley proceed to push the Leroy Heming teammates into the Abstract Thought building.

When two workers arrive to Abstract Thought, one of the workers notices something moving inside, so she activates Abstract Thought to get rid of it. With Abstract Thought turned on, everything in the building begins floating. At that moment, the Heming Motorsports teammates start to suffer through the four stages.

### Stage 1: Non-Objective Fragmentation

As the trio figure out what's happening, their bodies become Picasso-esque blocky structures. As Chick asks what's happening, Eugene tells him that they're going through the four stages of Abstract Thought, and they're just in the first. Rusty tells them to stay calm and keep together. However, just as he finishes his sentence, his left rear end falls off.

### Stage 2: Deconstruction

The three mean racers' bodies begin to break down and fall apart. With that happening, the mean racers attempt to make a run for the exit while struggling to hold their bodies up. Eugene quickly tells them that if they don't escape, they're going to be trapped in Abstract Thought forever as nothing but shape and color. When Chick questions Rusty why they entered in Abstract Thought, he just replies by saying that Jeff, Dale Sr., and Rowley pushed them to the building. Moments later, Chick and Eugene's haulers arrive.

### Stage 3: 2-Dimensionalization

As the three make a run for the exit, the screen squeezes in on them, and when it expands, the three mean racers are now 2-D drawings. No matter how fast they're running, they're not moving. It turns out the reason they aren't moving is because of the lack of depth (because they're 2D figures). The mean racers try to climb up to the exit's floor level, but they're too big to fit through the small exit.

### Final Stage: Non-Figurativity

The three enter the final stage, where they become nothing but single-colored inspirations (Chick is an htB bank, Rusty is a blue Miller Lite can, and Eugene is a Tank Coat milkshake).

### Aftermath

When Rusty declares that they aren't going to make it out in time, Eugene becomes a thin line by falling on his face. He tells Chick and Rusty to do what he's doing so they can slither out the door, and they proceed to do so.

The three successfully make it out of Abstract Thought just in time. But luckily, it was too late, as Chick and Eugene's haulers had just left. With the three out, they begin to revert back to their normal selves. Unfortunately for them, Rusty takes Chick and Eugene to the Miller Lite Hauler.

## Transcript

Rusty Wallace: Look! There is a short cut!

Eugene Carburaski: But it says, DANGER! KEEP OUT!

Chick Hicks: I hate this place!

Jeff Gorvette: CHICKEN HICKS! (pushes Chick into Abstract Thought)

Dale Earnhardt: EUGENE DUMBURESKI! (intimidates Eugene and pushes the latter into Abstract Thought)

Rowley Boltstrike: RUSTED WALLACE! (pushes Rusty into Abstract Thought)

Chick, Eugene and Rusty: DON'T PUT US IN!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's go!

Dale Earnhardt: Right behind you, kid!

Rowley Boltstrike: Hey! What for me!

Abstract Thought crew: Huh? Looks like there are racers inside the Abstract Thought! We have to get them out!

Chick Hicks: WE HAVE TO AND WE'RE GONNA EAT JERK GORVETTE, DALE EARNCRAP AND ROBY BOLTSHOCK!

Eugene Carburaski: YEAH! OR WE'RE GONNA THROW THEM OF A CLIFF AND GET RUN OVER BY BUFFALO!

Rusty Wallace: OR WE'LL BRAKE THEM APART USING A BIG HAMER!

Abstract Thought worker #1: Huh? There mean racers!

Abstract Thought worker #2: Chick Hicks, Eugene Carburaski an Rusty Wallace!

Abstract Thought worker #1: WE'LL CLOSE THE DOOR AND YOU'LL ALL STAY INSIDE THE ABSTRAC THOUGHT BUILDING! (closes the door)

Chick, Eugene and Rusty: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abstract Thought crew: Bye!

Jeff Gorvette: Come on! Let's get to our haulers!

Rowley Boltstrike: I can't wait to run my first Brickyard 400 as a rookie!

Dale Earnhardt: Oh yeah!

(Jeff, Dale and Rowley went into their haulers)

(meanwhile inside the Abstract Thought Building)

Chick Hicks: Looks dark in here!

Eugene Carburaski: Yeah! We must get out of here!

(suddenly, it turns on)

Rusty Wallace: Hey! Look at that!

Chick Hicks: Oh no! What's happening?

Eugene Carburaski: Oh no! I think they turned it on!

Rusty Wallace: Huh!

(Rusty Wallace's face becomes Picasso-esque blocky structure)

Rusty Wallace: Never seen this before.

Chick Hicks and Eugene Carburaski: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (become Picasso-esque blocky structures) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rusty Wallace: MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!

(Rusty Wallace's rest of his body becomes a Picasso-esque blocky structure)

Rusty Wallace: WOH!

Chick Hicks: WHAT'S GOING ON!

Eugene Carburaski: WE'RE ATRACTING! THERE'RE 4 STAGES! THIS IS THE FIRST, NON OBJECTIVE FRAGMENTATION!

Rusty Wallace: ALL RIGHT! DO NOT PANIC! AND WHAT'S IMPORTANT, IS THAT WE ALL STAY TOGEATHER! (loses his left rear end) OH!

(Chick Hicks and Eugene Carburaski's bodies break and fall apart)

Chick Hicks: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eugene Carburaski: WE'RE IN THE 2ND STAGE! WE'RE DECONSTRUCTING!

Rusty Wallace: RUN! (breaks and falls apart) AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FEEL MY TIRES! (totches one of his tires) Oh! There they are!

Chick Hicks: COME ON! LET'S BRING BACK TOGETHER!

(Rusty, Chick and Eugene put their parts back togeather)

Eugene Carburaski: WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! OR WE'LL TURN INTO NOTHING BUT SHAPE AND COLOR! WE'LL GET STUCK HERE FOREVER!

Chick Hicks: GETTING STUCK HERE FOREVER? WHY ARE WE IN HERE!

Rusty Wallace: I TOLD YOU! JEFF, DALE AND ROWLEY PUSHED US INTO THE ABSTRACT THOUGHT WHILE IT SAYS "DANGER, KEEP OUT"!

Chick Hicks: (sees his hauler) MY HAULER!

Eugene Carburaski: (sees his hauler) MINE TOO!

(the screen squeezes in on Chick, Eugene and Rusty)

(Chick, Eugene and Rusty become 2-D drawings)

Eugene Carburaski: OH NO! WE'RE 2-DIMENTIONAL! THAT'S STAGE 3!

Chick Hicks: WE'RE GETTING NO WHERE!

Rusty Wallace: DEPTH! I'M LACKING DEPTH!

Chick Hicks: COME ON! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! (climbs up to the exit floor level, but luckly, couldn't fit)

Chick Hicks: WE CAN'T FIT!

(Chick Hicks becomes an HTB Bank, Rusty Wallace becomes a blue Miller Lite can, and Eugene Carburaski becomes a Tank Coad milkshake)

Eugene Carburaski: OH NO! WE'RE NON-FIGURATIVE! THIS IS THE LAST STAGE!

Rusty Wallace: WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

Eugene Carburaski: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (becomes a thin line) Wait! We're 2-Dimentional! FALL ON YOUR FACE!

(Chick and Rusty become thin lines)

Chick Hicks: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Rusty Wallace: WAIT FOR ME!

(Chick, Eugene and Rusty escape)

(Chick and Eugene's haulers leave)

Chick Hicks: STOP! STOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Chick, Eugene and Rusty become regular again)

Chick Hicks: Oh no! We missed or haulers!

Eugene Carburaski: Now we'll never get to the Brickyard 400!

Chick Hicks: You said that Jeff, Dale and Rowley pushed us in!

Rusty Wallace: I did! Wow! They should not send us in there! That's dangerous! Inside looks like a nightmare when they turn it on.

Chick Hicks: How can we get to the next race?

Eugene Carburaski: Yeah! We lost our haulers!

Rusty Wallace: I have an idea! Let's go to my hauler!

Chick and Eugene: Ok!

(Rusty Wallace, Chick Hicks and Eugene Carburaski drive to Rusty's hauler)

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! We're finally gonna get to Indianapolis!

(meanwhile in Jeff Gorvette's hauler)

Jeff Gorvette: I'm so glad that the mean racers will be stuck in the Abstract Building forever!

Jeff Gorvette's hauler: I know! Chick Hicks, Eugene Carburaski and Rusty Wallace!

Jeff Gorvette: I hope I'm gonna win the Brickyard 400 this season!