Kimberly Jordan and the Reformation of the USA

**Ruby (Vocaloid):** Hey, guys, my human friend Kimberly Jordan wants to show you something that would convince our country's government to change the ways of the country itself.

**Kimberly Jordan:** Synthloids of the USA, I just figured out the ranking of all our country's presidents from best to worst with pictures featured. Let's start with my favorite past one, Abraham Lincoln, president number 16. I recently confirmed that he was an Aquarius and professionals say that he was kind enough to abolish slavery. He met Harriet Tubman and Fredrick Douglass in his lifetime.

**Eleanor Forte:** He did? I have no idea how many people he met in that century. Could it be the 19th?

**Aiko Kikyuune:** That's nifty~ I didn't know that it was the century the Industrial Revolution was developed.

**Iris Libra:** Abraham Lincoln was the nicest of all presidents, I can't forget what all the good things he had done to make this country better.

**Aido Ishiame:** So, who's the second best one, Kimberly?

**Kimberly:** Let's see. Oh, here it is; president number 1, George Washington, the founder of the USA. I remember going to Mt. Vernon with my parents and a few of my mommy's friends together and it's where I got my white plush bunny rabbit whom I've named Cuddles. Have you guys been to that place before?

**Ruby:** I suppose I haven't.

**Eleanor:** Neither have I.

**Aiko:** Well, I guess we UTAUs of our country never had been to a place called Mt. Vernon, so, we'd be delighted to give it a try.

**Iris:** Sure.

**Aido:** I agree with that.

**Ham:** Same here~

**DAINA:** Did you say Abraham Lincoln? Well, I think he's still very nice.

**DEX:** George Washington is kind of OK, I guess.

**Arika Suzune:** I may not have seen them like this, but I feel nice just hearing about them.

**Hana Kyou:** Yeah, I assume we shall organize a chart called the top 10 USA American presidents to show everyone else how different we still are.

**Cyber Diva:** Speaking of differences, I guess almost all of us have our Classical Zodiacs confirmed. Kimberly, did you say he was an Aquarius? I have the same Zodiac as him~

**Cyber Songman:** Hmm, if all I heard is so, then who's the next one?

**Kimberly:** I know! Since I had watched one of Ken Burns' topic series, the third of all the ranked presidents from best to worst is number 32, Franklin D. Roosevelt. Earlier in his life, he used to walk, but as one of the professionals said, he had polio, so he had been given a treatment swimming pool.

**Annaloid:** Let me guess. He used to walk wearing braces and then for the rest of his life, he used a wheelchair to go around, right?

**Mimi Yorune:** He wanted to put an end to World War II which features the Japanese involvement. I'm ashamed of my Japanese ancestors whose lives are all gone...

**Amy (Vocaloid):** But their spirits were avenged by someone else who was sympathizing your grandparents during their prison camp in California. I bet y'all might have to ponder them in that case.

**Chris (Vocaloid):** This is a world of feelings after all.

**Kimberly:** Anyway, let's get to FD's relative Theodore (nicknamed "Teddy"), shall we? I remember that as president number 26, he went hunting until he spared a bear cub. And that's why he invented the teddy bear, one of the greatest toys worldwide.

**Ai Yaiya:** Did you say teddy bear? Oh, I cannot wait to have one for my own house!

**Ao Yaiya:** Me too! Teddy bears are so much fun~!

**Ruby:** \*chuckles\* Well, I'll be able to get one for each of you kids.

**Sonata (UTAU):** I can see how you made your own start on American presidents, Kimberly, I love Abraham Lincoln, too.

**Seku Kitsune:** Uh, did any of those presidents care much about furry animals like me? I wish they could have...

**Alexandria Skeffington:** Mistress Kimberly, I have a question about the presidents you're talking about. If Abraham is the best of all presidents and the others you're trying to mention are OK, then who is the worst one?

**Kimberly:** Glad you asked, Alexandria, as of now, it's Donald Trump whom people declared number 45.

**UTAUloids:** Boooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ai and Ao crying in fright)

**Eleanor:** Oh, my...

**Ruby:** It's OK, kids, I'll get you out of here...

(Alexandria gasps)

**DAINA:** I knew it! Kimberly, I don't mean to say that America is generally corrupt as I told one of my neighbors during the 4th of July this year. What I mean to say is, it's specifically Trump who is corrupt because I, too, have seen the media that recorded what actually happened in the later part of the year.

**Viki Hopper:** What a disgrace! Someone should depose him this instant I can't stand waiting!

**DEX:** Grrrrrr! That does it! I'm getting fed up with his corrupt opinions about democracy protesters! \*turns into a wolf kemonomimi\* It's time to rip him to shreds and tear his heart out!

**Amy:** Prepare yourselves, y'all, I'll make him admit defeat even if he can't since the election of Joe Biden.

**Chris:** So will I.

**Cyber Diva:** I'll just go and write a new song as a tribute to all who died of various streaks of unfairness.

**Cyber Songman:** I really hate Donald Trump as well.

**Big AL:** Hmph, I'm very disappointed in him for those means.

**Aiko:** Phooey on him then! I say he's a big old psychopathic, racial, xenophobic, lying bully causing terror on all species in this current generation. We shall stab him so his terrifying deeds will end for good!

**Kimberly:** OK, Aiko, I shall digitally X a picture on him (or his face) for he is the mastermind of brutality upon all classes. \*chooses a picture of Donald Trump and uses the Paint program back in her own computer to mark it with a red "X"\* I'm done now~

**Sonata:** Excellent! I'll gather some random folks for my orchestra and then we can play the Climax Cadenza. Already have my baton out...

**Ham:** All I can say is he is nothing but a piece of meat, rotting into his core.

**Hana:** Really? My pendant is vibrating. It says that the line between purity and corruption hangs in the balance. I don't think we'll let our country's democracy die, do you?

**Mimi:** No, some say it's fragile, but I think it needs to be completely shielded. Let's just say with American UTAU power, sounds fair enough?

**Ruby:** I'm back, you guys! The kids I've taken away from you are safe with their very own teddy bears I purchased for them. They seem to like them, don't you think?

**Alexandria:** Um, yeah~ I think they must be a therapy to their feelings.

**Kimberly:** Now, everybody, I would like to resume with Dwight D. Eisenhower (nicknamed Ike), president number 34. He used to live in his lifetime when my daddy was a young baby. I also figured out that he was one of the antifascists in our country. Generally saved the Jews who escaped the German terror.

**Eleanor:** Might I guess that it all came since the Great Depression?

**Mimi:** It's the most dreadful moment I've ever felt. Some professionals say that it began with the Stock Market Crash which I feel is way much too serious.

**Ruby:** American Jews, you say? Well, I might just think of the ones who were terminated and ended up as the stars of heaven for the unfairness caused by the Nazis. Poor innocent scapegoats...

**Kimberly:** But some Nazis had just reformed by ditching fascism. I've seen that one of them got so interested in making rockets. OK, next one, Harry S. Truman, president number 33; he was the one who ran before DDE, correct?

**Cyber Diva:** Interesting details...

**Kimberly:** Thomas Jefferson, president number 3; here's a fact about him I discovered-- he was an Aries just like I am. I can't forget the way he saved the slaves in his generation by signing the APIS (which stands for the Act Prohibiting Importation of Slaves). John Adams, president number 2. The best thing I can simply remember about him is he loved picking apples from their tree.

**Viki:** Apples, you say? Well, hearing you mentioning them makes me want to get my first taste on apple pie~

**DAINA:** No fox has ever tried that taste, so I'd be a volunteer to give it a lick. Anybody else?

(other UTAUs sans Ai and Ao clamoring in agreement)

**Aiko:** Hey, Aido, I've got an idea. Since Kimberly and all these other Synthloids are going to pick some apples, how about you and I can do our rendition of the musical number called "Magnet"? We're still Americans in that case.

**Aido:** Of course, Aiko, I have a feeling we never had done it for ages. Let me go get a butterfly-winged headset for just a minute.

**Aiko:** All right. I'll have my headset changed then. \*hides in the woods and switches headsets from her default type to a butterfly-winged type\*

(a couple of hours later)

**DAINA:** Yum, yum! That apple pie was so delicious~!

**Sonata:** I feel so satisfied that I can't conduct my orchestra on an empty stomach.

**Iris:** Where did you get that pie, Kimberly?

**Kimberly:** You mean this one? Well, I went on an errand with my parents and we purchased it on my real world's store one day, so I finally had it baked here. And now, it's all cut into slices.

**Cyber Diva:** Oh, that's really resourceful of you; I just started writing the lyrics for the first verse in my new song, so I'll take my own slice in case I go hungry finishing the song itself.

(scene cuts to Aiko and Aido preparing to perform "Magnet")

**Aiko:** I think all our country's departed presidents might hear this version.

**Aido:** Yep, I might feel the same about it.

(both start dancing)

**[Aiko]**

Tongues of fire burning at the edges of my golden heart
Sparks of bright gold fly between us breaking through the distance
Butterfly wings beat the air desperate and passionate
Swirls of tiny rainbow scales fall down and glisten
**[Both]** I am tied to you, wrapped around your fingers

**[Aido]** Circles with no end and no beginning

**[Both]**

Though this is forbidden even if it's wrong
I won't let go,
**[Aiko/Aido]** You're all I want to hold/know

**[Both]**

So come and take me in your arms, come and save me from the storm
Tell me for once in my lifetime I'm doing something just right
Kiss me one more time, I can be yours if you'll be mine
You have captured me, drowning me slowly blinding me with your light
**[Aido]**

You have chained my hands and bound all of me that I have left
If this is what it means to love then I don't want anything else
I can't break away from you, I don't want to try
I only know that my forever lies within in your eyes
**[Both]** If my heart wanders I'll feel you calling me

**[Aiko]** There is nowhere else left for me to be

**[Both]**

When everything seems to fall apart to dust
Can you tell me what will be left of us?
Just as a midsummer night's dream, none of this is what it seems
We can never be this way in reality
If you kiss me once again, what we once were will truly end
And I don't care as long as you are still holding onto my hand
**Kimberly:** Hey, Aiko, what are you doing outside with Aido?!

**Eleanor:** They're dancing the Magnet, Kimberly.

**Kimberly:** Then I'll get them to put them back on focus!

**Eleanor:** But Kimberly, it sounds beautiful~!

**[Aiko]**

When the sunrise comes it brings the tears and pain
You say everything will be right again
You are keeping your face hidden from my sight
But I still see the tears you try to hide
**Kimberly:** AIKO!!!!!!!!!!! \*song pauses as she runs to them\*

**Aiko:** What? Aido and I are just doing our rendition of this song.

**Aido:** It's simply called "Magnet" and I think it officially has some sort of butterfly theme. Now, what is all the shrieking about?

**Kimberly:** I can't find the accurate order of all the other American presidents ranked between best and worst.

**Aiko:** That's OK, we're just dedicating our performance to all the departed ones, 'cause George Washington is the first of all.

**Aido:** Besides that, there are the later ones who are still living.

**Aiko:** Anyway, we didn't finish this, shall we, Aido?

**Aido:** OK...

**[Both]**

So come and take me in your arms, come and save me from the storm
Tell me for once in my lifetime I'm doing something just right
Kiss me one more time, I can be yours if you'll be mine
You have captured me, drowning me in you
Like a magnet red and blue, I have been drawn by fate to you
We are two that can never be pulled apart
So kiss me one last time, now I am yours and you are mine
Watch the butterfly soar away, into the
**[Aido]** ...morning light

**[Aiko]** La~ la-la, la-da-dee-do...

(both do the finale pose as the song concludes)

**Kimberly:** Oh... that was nice. So, according to one of the Wikipedia pages, all 39 presidents had died of different effects revealed by the coroners' verdict, is that right?

**Aiko:** Yep, it definitely is. By the way, thanks for the flattery.

**Kimberly:** No problem, they all like listening to music as spirits of the USA and inhabitants of the afterlife.

**Aido:** They sure do.

(other Synthloids applauding)

**Eleanor:** What a very good performance, you two~ I'm sure they will never forget how much they love us...

**Ruby:** I finished eating my slice of apple pie. Would you like some?

**Aiko:** Oh, yeah! I feel so hungry after Aido and I did the "Magnet" musical number...

**Aido:** Let's all get back inside.

(a couple of weeks later)

**Kimberly:** Now, that I have heard from my bedroom's TV, our country's governors had started Trump's second impeachment which proves that I was right. And then with all the Democratic representatives, I think 20 Republicans agreed to impeach him.

**Eleanor:** They did? Oh yeah, since my color is white, I like how all the Democrats got along with the reformed Republicans.

**Ruby:** And I also know that the results have been concluded. There's no turning back for recently departed lives.

**DAINA:** But they didn't know what happened to them. Dex and I tried to break through any computer screen of whoever owns us, but it was too late...

**DEX:** ...for a few, not just one, had died by gunshot like a wild bear in a poisoned bullet.

**Cyber Diva:** That's very sad. I think I'll go make a memorial concert for them if that's the case.

**Cyber Songman:** My other half's original song "Sympathy" can't be the only one for that program, but I can help her make more tribute songs to them.

**Sonata:** Leave the conducting to me!

**Alexandria:** Hmm, in that case, I'll get out some chapters in the bible printed out.

**Alexander Skeffington:** I'll help you, sis.

**Viki:** What this country intentionally needs is unity, not division.

**Iris:** I know those who used to live their lives until recently love flowers, so I'll give them some.

**Mimi:** Can I help?

**Aiko:** Time to light some electric candles...

(another couple of weeks later)

**Kimberly:** Everybody, I've been eager to tell you that Donald Trump has been announced guilty for the sins he had done during the storming of the Capitol, just like I've been assuming in some parts of my life.

(all Synthloids cheering)

**Kimberly:** ...but, he should've been convicted, NOT acquitted!

**Ruby:** But, why?

**Eleanor:** That's not a fair result!

**Aiko:** It provokes me to say that we shall convince everybody in the whole world that he should be SO convicted for your sake, then.

**Aido:** Well, it's time to change the American way of life in Kimberly's favor!

(weeks later)

**Juni Ginkuro:** Sorry I'm late, you guys, I was convinced that Donald Trump had been shirking jail since I saw him and his family moving away from public media. Kimberly, I know it's difficult for me to apologize to you, but I admit I had been drinking too much.

**Kimberly:** That's OK, Juni, I've been watching the Summer Olympics in Tokyo City for days and so far, a few nations including ours had won more medals.

**Neon Yuuma:** Really? Oh, my ears are twitching. I'll buck that DT guy with my hooves to make him apologize to you. Then, your real folks will put him to jail. Speaking of which, I've written a song that I can sing. Can you tell all the USloids to listen with you?

**Kimberly:** I...

**Ruby:** She doesn't need to, because we came as fast as lightning.

**Kimberly:** Ruby?

**Ruby:** Don't worry, Kimberly, you don't have to be the only one to listen. I even took these kids back with me. And now, we're all together again.

**Ai Yaiya:** What is that?

**Ao Yaiya:** Looks like a horse to me.

**Neon Yuuma:** I'm not just a horse, I'm Neon Yuuma, one of the least numbered horses within all the furry UTAUloids. (starts singing)

With every difference on all in the world
I have the horse's strength so tense as can be
My mane and tail are perfectly hatched
And they're all black as coal, you see
Just like any horse would
I'd go with eating what tastes good
Such as apples and carrots in all sizes
And I'd go faster just like any horse would
(real song begins playing)

You might say that horses have their own feelings
So I suppose I've been gifted to have mine
There are some humans who you feel shouldn't exist
Like that big old Trump guy, his misdeeds made you whine
But still, there are some folks who are just dealing with it
'Cause hope is the possible key to most of us