Sex Ed

"*YouTube somehow has a better sexual education program than anything you're going to get in a school classroom.*"
―Erik
Sex Ed is the 60th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on November 30, 2016.

## Summary

First, Erik lets his students know that his shirt is beginning to smell and he watches a video where a man puts on a condom.

Erik explains that sex ed no longer takes place in the classroom, but instead on the internet. He watches a Norwegian sex ed video that shows everything in detail. Then he moves on to a more advanced video on technique. It's too advanced, so Erik goes back to the anti-gay video that he had watched during sex ed. He realizes that it might be a little outdated, he switches it to a more modern song about how the boner grows.

He goes to a news article about how conservatives are trying to keep it illegal to teach people about homosexuality. In the comments he sees a bunch of old people panicking. He logs into Facebook to leave a Facebook comment under the article, but he has to create a new account called Moneystacks Salvia. Realizing that sex-ed in schools is doomed to fail, he checks to make sure Yahoo Answers is a good enough alternative. He finds a bunch of idiot kids that are fucked and a bunch of comments that school them. He answers one of the questions and breaks a key on his keyboard.

## Comments

*Damn I watched this whole thing and learned a lot. Can you guys do math and geography lessons too but leave in all the hand stuff so I pay attention? I go to school in America so I'm kinda screwed when it comes to education. All my teachers hate life and aren't allowed to teach us what they want until they get tenure and then they still hate life but no longer give a shit about what they teach because as I understand it "tenure" means you can't get fired unless you jerk off on a student or something. Long story short my school pulls in less money than a Taco Bell in Mexico. The only arts program we have is "how to make signs for the football game." I tried to check a book out of the school library and discovered our librarian's mummified corpse hunched over her front desk. But it's cool my dad says books are for pussies anyway plus I'm already subscribed to “i fucking love science" on facebook so I'll be fine.*
- Erik

*YO YOU FORGOT TO MENTION GIRLS LOVE IT WHEN YOU SCREAM UP THEIR PUSSY LIKE ITS A BULLHORN AT A NORTH DAKOTA PIPELINE PROTEST. ANYWAY THIS VIDEO WAS DOPE AS FUCK THE NARRATOR SOUNDS LIKE HE GOT TO EAT ONE PUSSY EVER AND IT WAS SO AWESOME HE MADE A WHOLE YOUTUBE CHANNEL CENTERED AROUND IT CHECK IT OUT I'M 12 AND I WANNA BE THIS DUDE WHEN I GROW UP QUICK QUESTION IS THE PUSSY ABOVE OR BELOW THE NAVEL (ASKING FOR A FRIEND)**(\_)\_)::::::::::::::::::::D~~~LOL~~~*
- Erik

*Wow sex ed has come so far! Can't cum as far as me though I bust shots from across the room and hit my cat when he's sleeping. He freaks out everytime it's fucking hilarious only downside is I gotta wash him after. I got so many boners during puberty that the school board paid my family to homeschool me which was awkward because I grew up Mormon and I didn't know which teacher was my biological mom so it was weird figuring out which boners I was supposed to regret. I'll tell you one boner the government regrets is 9/11 though that shits faker than a West Virginia public school with positive standardized testing scores one love bad boy big money two middle fingers in the air like*
- Erik

*YO MONEYSTACKS HERE YOU OLD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS LOL OH SHIT JUST REALIZED THIS STORY WAS FROM 2015 SO HALF OF YOU ARE PROBABLY READING THIS SHIT FROM HEAVEN BUT CHECK IT OUT I LIKE HOW WORRIED YOU PEOPLE ARE OVER YOUR GRANDKIDS LEARNING ABOUT GAY SHIT IN SCHOOL WHEN THEY'RE MOST LIKELY ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW WATCHING SOME JAPANESE CHICK SHOVE EELS UP HER ASSHOLE LIKE COME ON, SHUT THE FUCK UP GRANDMA THIS IS WHY NOBODY LISTENS TO YOUR DUMB ASS. ANYWAY WHILE I GOT YOU GULLIBLE PRICKS CHECK OUT THE MUSLIM DETECTOR ON MY SALVIAERIK.COM STORE ONLY 49.99 ASK YOUR GRANDSON TO BUY IT FOR YOU THIS CHRISTMAS ALSO TELL YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER MONEYSTACKS SAID WHAAAAATUP*
- Moneystacks Salvia

*nah man you need to marry her*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ This is the fifth lesson in a row where Erik wears the same shirt. This would imply that he had been wearing it for exactly two months.

## Video

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