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Kingdom of England

*Not to be confused with the modern day England.*

Cynerīce of Angelcynn.

New French

The **Kingdom of England** *(Anglo Saxon: **Cynerīce of Angelcynn**)* was a country of the British isles on the planet Earth.

It was located between it's two greatest rivals, Scotland and Wales. The 3 countries would eventually merge into The United Kingdom in 1707.

England was known as a nation of subterranean mole creatures who took vague human form and claimed the surface for their own, inadvertently causing the creation of both it's neighbour states.

## History

In the 5th century, the Romans suddenly vanished from the British isles. They had occupied the islands for the last 700 years, keeping the Welsh in pens and collecting taxes from them.

### The awakening

At the time the only people who lived on the isles were the Welsh. that was until the early 500s when the stunted mole like creatures known as Anglo Saxons left their subterranean tunnel cities and crawled out onto the surface.

For 400 years the Anglo Saxons would fight among themselves for control of England. Forming petty Kingdoms in attempts to dominate the landscape

The main Kingdoms were those of Northumbria, Wessex, Mercia, and some others they didn't mention in Vikings.

### England

In 920 AD, King Æthcelbert of Wessex said *"Fuck it, I'm just invading all of them"* and began his conquest of England.

In 927 AD, King Æthcelbert (known then as *"The Farty"*) conquered Essex and became King of the English. and thus formed The Kingdom of England, with all it's modern counties, save for Cornwall, which was annexed from The Welsh Empire in 1674.

### A United Kingdom

in 1707, following a rather embarrassing incident in France, England proposed an emergency declaration of union with Scotland and Wales. the 2 nations begrudgingly agreed, though Scotland secretly needed this union for monetary stability and The Welsh Empire was in no position to say no to England following it's lose to them in the war of 1673.

## People

The English evolved from a subterranean mole like species known as Anglo Saxons. they were short and had sparse hair, with long fingers and small dark eyes. Their skin was a pale pink with small brown speckles all over. They were hunched over, making them even shorter than they already were.

By the 1200s, due to interbreeding with the French following their 1066 invasion of the country, the English appeared closer to human, though with many mole like features still present such as their enlarged incisors.
Sigur Slacson

Oberst Sigur Slacson war einst Stadthauptmann von Thraken während der Militärdiktatur von General Rufus Dragschar. Slacson, welcher General Dragschar abgöttisch verehrt, wurde schnell zu dessen engstem Vertrauten und nach dem Sturz des Regimes in Thraken schwang er sich zum zweitmächtigsten Mann unter den Verstoßenen und Dragschars rechter Hand auf. Dieser beförderte ihn als Belohnung für seine Loyalität zum Oberst. Damit stach er den ursprünglich zweiten Mann hinter Dragschar, Major Uberto Caspar aus, da dieser das Vertrauen des Generals verspielte. Slacson ist einer der am dringedsten gesuchten Kriegsverbrecher für seine Rolle im Zweiten Zwergenkrieg.
Rufus Dragschar

General Rufus Dragschar ist Anführer der Verstoßenen und liegt in offener Rebellion gegen das Reich. Sein erklärtes Ziel ist die Rückeroberung Thrakens und die Absetzung/Ermordung von Premier Jaques Salieur, um anschließend von Thraken aus eine Militärdiktatur in Valen zu errichten. Vor seiner Verbannung war er Militärverwalter (faktischer Diktator) von Thraken, Kommandant im Zweiten Zwergenkrieg und Initiator von zahlreichen Kriegsverbrechen.

## Quests

"Einverständnis des Premier Jaques Salieur"
Felsblank

Felsblank ist ein Dorf im Osten des Reiches, nordöstlich von Thraken an einem Hang der Splitterberge gelegen. Es dient als Hauptquartier der Doppelköpfer und Boss Doppelkopf persönlich residiert dort als Dorfvorsteher. Die Banditen verwalten es als autonomes Dorf außerhalb des Einflussbereiches der Thrakischen Stadtwache.
Sergeant Willis

Sergeant Willis war ein Unteroffizier der Großen Südexpedition. Er führte den Unterhändlertrupp, der den Frieden mit den Beduinen durch Geschenke erkaufen sollte. Hauptmann Sebas Lanzen stattete ihn dazu mit allerlei wertlosem Tinnef aus, da er damit früher auch Erfolge bei den Beduinen erzielte. Jedoch stieß Willis mit seinen Leuten ausgerechnet auf einen Außenposten der Sakarus, eines besonderen aggressiven und radikalen Stammes. Deren Kämpfer massakrierten die Unterhändler bis auf den Einsamen Soldaten und schickten ihn samt dem abgeschlagenen Kopf von Willis und ihrem Symbol, ein Krummsäbel, zurück in das Lager der Südexpedition. Willis war damit eines der ersten von vielen Opfern jenes Unternehmens.
Gerbert Strewes

Major Gerbert Strewes ist eine historisch umstrittene Persönlichkeit und faktischer Gründer von Khirin. Er war Teil der Großen Südexpedition und der zweite Offizier hinter dem Expeditionsleiter Oberst Jules Porales. Nach dessen Tod übernahm er die Leitung und führte den verlustreichen Krieg gegen die Reptiloiden (Schlangenmenschen), der in der Gründung Khirins resultiert.
Gerek Aschau

General Gerek Aschau ist Kaiserlicher Generalstabschef, Oberbefehlshaber der Kaiserlichen Armee, Kriegsminister im Hohen Rat und der de-facto-Machthaber des Kaiserreichs. Er kontrolliert sowohl den jungen Kaiser Jarof VII. als auch den Hohen Rat aufgrund der Zurückgezogenheit des Kanzlers Assorun Rebus.
Walter von Kraal

Herzog Walter von Kraal war einst das Stadtoberhaupt von Thraken. Er war im Amt, als der Generalstab Rufus Dragschar die Militärverwaltung in der Stadt anvertraute, um die Minen vor den Zwergen zu sichern. Kraal blieb offiziell im Amt des Stadtherzogs, war aber de facto entmachtet. Dennoch verblieb er in der Stadt und war damit Teil des darauffolgenden Genozids an den Zwergen.
Ol'Konde

Ol'Konde ist ein Orkfürst und nach Fürst Ar'Akas das zweitmächtigste Oberhaupt der Orkinvasion. Nach dem Fall Yalims überließ Ar'Akas ihm und seinem Stamm die Stadt. Er dient derzeit als der de-facto-Stadthauptmann Yalims und führt das Kriegslager, das die Orks auf den Trümmern der Stadt errichtet haben.
MayRey Wiki

*The official Wiki of the MayRey Youtube channel.*

## The MayRey Wiki

MayRey is a Trans YouTuber who makes videos reviewing video games in a comedic and humorous manner.

This is a Wiki dedicated to the characters, games, and indeed videos featured on the channel as well as background information and "lore" about things you didn't even know you don't care about. If you're looking for a place to start, the article *'Timeline of History'* has a little piece of everything you'll need to get going. Be warned, it's all madness from here on out.
Kingdom of Scotland

*Not to be confused with modern day Scotland*

Kinrick o Scotland

Mountains

North Welsh

Low Welsh

The **Kingdom of Scotland** (Scots: **Kinrick o Scotland**, Gaelic: **Rìoghachd na h-Alba**) was a Kingdom in the north of Great Britain on the planet Earth.

It was the coldest place on earth until 1843 when new temperatures were invented. Scotland was known for it's ginger hair, cold mountains, and unbelievable ability to hold a bridge.

Throughout many wars with England, the Scottish people were always able to keep some form of independence whether fully or not. However In 1707, The country was merged with both England and Wales to form the United Kingdom.

## History

### Formation

After the population of the British isles (The Welsh) were forced to migrate both north and west from the invading English race, the northern Welsh were cutoff from their cousins down south and chaos consumed the region.

That was until the quarreling tribes were united under the rule of King Scott. Who proclaimed the *'Kingdom of Scottsland'* over the northern regions of Britain.

### Merging in to the United Kingdom

In the early 1700s Scotland had ran out of money from their failed attempts at creating a functional land canoe and was on the cusp of humiliating themselves on a national scale by asking France for a fiver, but as luck would have it, in 1707, an incident of mass absurdity would cause England of all people to quietly suggest a union between Themselves, Scotland and Wales.

Scotland agreed, attempting to seem unhappy with the idea to keep appearances. The union, which would be known as the United Kingdom, was the end of the current money troubles Scotland was going though. Then came the next problem, having to live with the English.

## Government

Scotland was a tribal monarchy. Each region was controlled by a chief who would run the affairs of the local area and pay taxes to the King.

## Culture

### Flag

The most recognisable flag of Scotland, 'St André's cross', was invented in 1453 when the government realised they had been getting many complaints from tourists over the lack of any visible sky in the country.

In response to this, the original Scottish flag *(a yellow backdrop with a Roman being stabbed by a Celt)* was replaced with a light blue sky with a white X through it. Signifying that no sky would be visible in Scotland.
Steven (RSG)

## Steven Visarivich William Radec Rodriguez Doctor

A Steven alerting the flock to danger

47 Speechcraft

 58 Small Guns

100 Knows Names of Dinosaurs

 0 Fitness

**Steven**, sometimes Incorrectly referred to as *RedScotGaming*, is a youtuber and friend of MayRey. He has cameoed in 1 review and provided a few seconds of narration for another.

Steven runs his own youtube channel called RedScotGaming where he creates machinima like videos with Dragonball Xenoverse as well as playing other games like Fallout and Elder Scrolls.

## Appearance

Steven stands at around 6ft, but as an adult has been known to grow to up to 11 metres, using it's four flipper-like appendages and long neck to glide through the water in search of prey... or maybe I'm thinking of a Plesiosaur... eh, close enough.

## Youtube Career

Though having gone through a few older channels, from a completely unfiltered personal channel back in the days where YouTube used five star ratings (remember those days? Yeah? Good times...) to a *vaguely* successful social commentary blog, to a short lived Garrys Mod machinima channel with his friend Sam, Steven now remains focussed on his Gaming and Entertainment based channel **RedScotGaming**, with Sam as his co-host.

As the primary writer, director and editor of the channel, his content includes a long running parody/machinima series on the fighting gameseries *Dragonball Xenoverse,* annual Top 10 Games of the Year countdowns, Movie Reviews, and other shite that doesn't get views because it isn't about Dragon Ball enough...

## Quotes

The following is a list of quotes by Steven.

* *"Important!" -* A *very* short cameo in "*Pajama Sam in: No need to hide when it's dark outside - MayRey*"
* *"Previously, on MayRey."* -The Incredibles (Gamecube) - MayRey
MayRey's conscience

MayRey's conscience appears before her to warn her that she has made a terrible mistake.

## Background info

### First Appearance

Hatoful Boyfriend - MayRey

**MayRey's conscience**, also known as **Lily's conscience**, is a metaphorical manifestation of the moral compass of MayRey. They famously appeared before her at the beginning of her review of Hatoful Boyfriend and warned her that she was about to make a mistake in playing the game.

However their message fell on deaf ears as Lily became obsessed with the game and bought copious amounts of Hatoful Boyfriend merchandise. This caused MayRey's conscience to grow concerned an attempt an intervention at the beginning of MayRey's Incredibles review, it eventually seemed to work.
Rüstungsunternehmen Xerat

Das Rüstungsunternehmen Xerat (inoffiziell auch "Xeratium" genannt, ein Wortspiel auf "Xerat" und "Imperium") ist das größte und profitablste Privatunternehmen im Reich. Es ist im Besitz des Gründers und Geschäftsführers Julios Xerat und baut seinen Erfolg vor allem darauf, dass es der alleinige Zulieferer der Kaiserlichen Armee ist. Das Unternehmen ist Protegé des zweiten Mannes im Generalstab, General Envor Rotwar.

## Mitglieder

### Obere Ebene

Per Kapril (Direktor der Xerat-Waffenfabrik)

### Mittlere Ebene

Manni Sesam (Leiter der Bogenmacherei in der Xerat-Waffenfabrik)
Pajama Sam in: No need to hide when it's dark outside. - MayRey.

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Otto

Darkness

**Pajama Sam in: No need to hide when it's dark outside. - MayRey** is a video review created by MayRey in mid 2017. it is a review of the first Pajama Sam game released in 1996. It is the 6th MayRey review to be made.

You can watch the video here.

## The Game

The game being reviewed in this video was *Pajama Sam in: No need to hide when it's dark outside*, a family friendly point and click adventure game released in 1996 for PC. it was the first entry into the Pajama Sam franchise.

### Story

The story centers around a young boy, Sam, and his adventures in The Land of Darkness as he attempts to over come his fear of the dark by traveling to said land in his closet and capture Darkness himself and imprison him inside his signature edition all metal Pajama Man lunch box.

Upon entering The Land of Darkness, Sam has his possessions stolen by Trees, a known criminal organisation, and he has to spend most of the game getting them back through doing favours for people or simply finding a way to retrieve them from wherever they are stuck.

### Gameplay

As the game is a point and click adventure, the gameplay consists of solving puzzles and interacting with characters and objects through the use of clicking on things with your mouse. Obviously.

You use items by moving the mouse to the bottom of the screen, which opens your inventory, clicking on the item you wish to use and then clicking on what you wish to use it on or with.

### Trivia

Every time a player loads up Pajama Sam, the game slightly randomises certain aspects of itself; some characters are in different places, some items are moved around, and different pathways open or close. In addition to this, the sock collecting minigame also changes where the location of all the socks are.

## MayRey's Thoughts

MayRey's thoughts on the game were overwhelmingly positive. she loved the game for it's art style, charming characters, easy stress reliving gameplay and soundtrack. She loved the art for it's use of colour and perspective as well as the games wonderfully fun and stretchy animations.
Darkness

Supreme Leader

**Darkness** (Born: ዘለዓለማዊ ጨለማ) is the ruler and lord protector of the The Land of Darkness. He is a dark elemental shade who is only active during the night. He likes playing with children in the closet.

## Appearance

Darkness is a shapeless, formless entity who mostly exists in the absence of light. However at times, if he so wishes to reveal himself, he will assume a semi 2 dimensional figure. Dark in shade with wide shoulders glowing white eyes and teeth.

## Origins

The origins of Darkness are unknown, lost to history, it is unlikely that Darkness himself knows where they came from. Although all evidence currently available points to his "birth" being at least 1000 years ago, though no more than 2000.

## Quotes

This is a list of Quotes by Darkness.

* "Vanquish? is that fun?"
* "No one ever wants to play fun games with me"
* "Shucky ducky quack quack"
* "Call off the snipers, I'll deal with the kid if he gets too close."

## Trivia

* Darkness' birth name is "Eternal Dark" in Amharic.
* The Land of Darkness is mostly run by lower lords, not Darkness themselves.
* It is theorised that Darkness cannot be killed.
* His name backwards is Ssenkrad. which makes no sense.
Old School Horror Games - MayRey

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Halloween

Castlevania

Nightmare creatures

Monster Bash

**Old School Horror Games - MayRey** is a video review created by MayRey in mid/late 2016. It is a Halloween special review of multiple games that fell under the *"old school"* and *"horror"* categories, as dictated by a Wikipedia article. It is the first ever MayRey review to be made.

You can watch the video here.

## Games

This video featured 5 individual game reviews.

The premise of the video was to see if Lily could start to like horror games by playing some early ones. Her definition of horror games was dictated by this Wikipedia article.

### Haunted house (Atari 2600)

Released in 1981, Haunted house is considered one of the earliest horror games. You play as a man, or a woman...it's hard to tell, you're represented as eyes in the darkness, and have to traverse a haunted house and located missing pieces of an urn while avoiding monster.

For it's time it was pretty tense and fun to play and despite it's simple graphics the game looked quite good with a charming art style to it.

Lily compared it to a very ***very*** primitive Alien Isolation.

### Castlevania (NES)

The original Castlevania on the NES was a good game albeit a little bit too difficult for MayRey to get past level 3 on. The combat was basic but at least responsive while the platforming left much to be desired.

Lily did show interest in playing future games to see if her issues with the game had been fixed.

### Nightmare creatures (N64)

Released in 1997, Nightmare Creatures was a survival horror action game developed by 2 time WWE United States Champion Kalisto[*citation needed*].

It's controls were slightly janky as it was an early 3D game but it's combat was solid and the game had a fairly creepy atmosphere.

### Monster Bash (PC)

A childhood game of MayRey's, Monster bash was a spoopy platformer where you played as Johnny Dash, a young kid who has to rescue all the cats and dogs. Not to mention kill zombies and other ghouls with a slingshot.

The game was incredibly Nostalgic for Lily and she expressed her wish to see it be rereleased with controller support[*make it happen nintendo*].

## Trivia

This section features trivia pertaining to the video itself and not the game's reviewed in it.

* This video marked the end of Transgamer and the beginning of MayRey.
* The original thumbnail of the video was remade due to a problem with file formats causing issues with scaling, as well as the design needing to be updated due to poor layout.
* Lily still likes this video despite it's age.
* It is, to date, the only video thumbnail to feature Lily with Purple hair.
Genericsberg

Metro City

Citiesville

Townsland

Canada

Others

**Genericsberg** is a City or Town that exists everywhere and anywhere it needs to to fit with the story being told.

## Location

Literally anywhere. Sometimes warm and sometimes cold, Genericsberg is situated wherever you need it to be, in practically any westernised country. The United States, The United Kingdom, Canada, you name it. As long as it's an English speaking place on earth, Genericsberg can be there.

## Geography

At an given time, Genericsberg may or may not have a river flowing through it, or it could at times even be surrounded by mountains. Genericsberg mostly contains streets and buildings, parks and subway stations.

## History

The city can have many backstories and multiple histories. maybe it was founded in the late 1700s as part of America's great expansion? or perhaps it was once a Roman settlement in Britain? it varies.

## Fate

Genericsberg may also be destroyed from time to time, should the plot require. Aliens, terrorists or natural disaster may play a part in it's demise, all depending on what is needed at the time.

## Notable Residents

The following is a list of people who were born in, grew up in, or currently live in Genericsberg.

* Action Man
* Pajama Sam
* Mr. Incredible
* Others.
Staubiges Grab

Das Staubige Grab ist eine alte Grabstätte südwestlich von Thraken und dient als Versteck der Doppelköpfer.

## Staubiges Grab

### Bewohner

Doppelköpfer (Scheußlicher Rudolf), Skelette

Tatsächlich es das Quartier des Scheußlichen Rudolfs, der wichtigste Unterführer von Boss Doppelkopf. Von hier aus kontrolliert Rudolf den Süden, organisiert Überfälle und verwaltet die Stützpunkte und Waffenkammern der Doppelköpfer in der Gegend.

## Rudolf im Staubigen Grab

Der Scheußliche Rudolf nutzte das Staubige Grab noch zu den Zeiten, als er eine freie Banditenbande befehligte. Er schaffte es nie ganz, die weitläufige, unterirdische Anlage komplett von Tieren wie Trollen und Schwarzspinnen zu säubern. Immer wieder verlor er Männer, die sich in unerforschte Seitenarme verirrten oder daraus angegriffen wurden.

Irgendwann aber hatten sich die Banditen derart eingenistet, dass sie die sicheren Wege kannten und kontrollieren konnten. Als Rudolf den Doppelköpfern beitrat und ihm die Aufgabe übertragen wurde, mit seinen Leuten den Süden der Provinz zu beherrschen, entschied sich Rudolf endgültig dafür, das Staubige Grab als Hauptquartier zu nutzen. Der Aberglaube hielt Glücksritter und Abenteurer fern. Auch konnte sich Rudolf dort zurückziehen und zeitweise von der Außenwelt abkoppeln. Tatsächlich begann er in der inneren, großen Grabkammer mit seinem so geheimen wie berüchtigten Projekt: Ein steinernes Selbstbildnis, das seine Gesichtsverunstaltungen unnatürlich hervorhebt.

## Das Bildnis des Scheußlichen Rudolfs

Für die vollständige Quest siehe hier.

Rudolf, der immer mehr Zeit im Staubigen Grab und an seinem Projekt verbringt, bekommt nicht viel davon mit, wie der Einsame Wanderer den Doppelköpfern zusetzt. Auch von dem Plan des Bluthundes, den Einsamen in eine Falle im Staubigen Grab zu locken, erfährt er nichts, da sowohl der Auftragskiller als auch der Agent zeitgleich eintreffen. Rudolf, der bisher nie mit unerwünschten Eindringlingen behelligt wurde, hatte sogar Wachen vom Eingang abgezogen, um sie in der Grabkammer zu konzentrieren. Er gedachte, das Projekt mit geballter Menschenkraft nun fertig zu bekommen.

Durch einen Trick des Agenten werden die Schläger Rudolfs und die Jägermeute des Bluthundes aufeinandergehetzt. Das Scharmützel ist blutig für beide Seiten und verstreut sich auf das gesamte Grab. Der Agent wiederum erfüllt sein primäres Anliegen und tötet Rudolf vor seinem Bildnis.
Trees

Official Tree insignia

### Criminal activities

Theft. Arson. Extortion. Financial fraud. Drug trafficking. Sex trafficking. Crab smuggling. Hate crimes.

### Targets

The Poor. The vulnerable. Non-tree individuals.

### Members

Unknown. Possibly in the 1000s

Trees are an organised crime syndicate who operate primarily in the forested areas of The Land of Darkness. They are mainly thieves and vandals though were not ones to shy away from murder to achieve their goals.
Mr. Incredible

## Robert Parr

(Mr. Incredible)

Mr Incredible, recoiling in shame after his face causes a nearby child to cry.

Bob

Balding

**Robert *(Bob)* Parr**, known professionally as **Mr. Incredible** is a deformed superhero who lives in Metroville with his wife and children. Despite his grotesque appearance, Mr Incredible is one of the worlds greatest superheroes[*citation needed*] and is loved by most of his adoring fans.

## Early life

Born sometime in like, the 1920s or whatever, Robert Parr was afflicted with severely low polygons in his facial region. Growing up was not easy for little Bobby as the other children would often tease him about his pointy, jagged nose and his massive octagonal chin. Even his own mother struggled to love such a hideous beast of a child.

### Superpowers

When he was 13 years old, Parr was working out at his local gym when he was bitten by a radioactive set of dumbbells. This incident caused him to ~~get cancer~~ develop superhuman strength and invulnerability.

## Superhero Identity

At the age of 20, Robert was approached, from behind, with an offer of joining the X-men. Upon turning around to respond to the proposal, the X-man who was sent to give this offer immediately began vomiting and screaming in fear. This had nothing to do with Bob's face, that was just this dudes power.

Following his brief and bizarre encounter with the X-men, Robert Parr began thinking of taking up independent superhero work. So for his 21st birthday, he asked for a sewing machine and a subscription to the *Tights Monthly* magazine. He worked for months perfecting his superhero persona and costume. He came up with the name "Mr. Incredible" from a bottle of dish soap and chose the colours Black, for his dark inner soul, and blue, so that no one would see his tears when he cried.

### Super Deeds

Many of Mr Incredible's deeds as a super hero included saving people, saving animals, saving animals and people, saving money on his car insurance, putting down protests, assassinating foreign world leaders, bending things, lifting things, and crushing things.

### Retirement

Following a lengthy and storied career as a superhero, Mr. Incredible was finally ~~forced~~ able to retire ~~following a brutal and embarrassing series of lawsuits levied against all superheros~~ and live a quiet life with his new family.

#### Unretirement

Well, that didn't take long[*15 years isn't long to you?*].

## Family

Bob does not keep very close ties to his mother anymore. Mainly due to how apathetic to the whole parent thing she was while he was growing up. His father died a few years before he was born.

Sometime before his retirement, Bob managed to actually marry someone. I mean, I know looks aren't everything but jeez. Someone actually wakes up to that face. you kinda gotta feel a bit sorry for them, right? AND HE HAS KIDS? A woman let him put his...no. nope! not thinking about that!
Goats4U

Company logo

goats

**Goats4U** is an online livestock distribution company based somewhere goats live that was founded on the 6th of May 1998 by local goat herders.

From humble beginnings the company rose to be one of the worlds most popular choices for the purchasing of Goats and Goat related accessories

## History

In early 1998 as the Internet was beginning to grow in popularity and public use, local goat herders in a small remote village decided they were tired of their peasant lives and founded a company with the aim of selling goats to people who needed them.

### Early days

Originally, Goats4U (known then as *the local village goat trading company*) only sold goats via mail order to other remote villages who did not have goats. That all changed when the company purchased an Aster CT-80 computer system and set up the original Goats4U website.

### Expansion

After the long standing success of the company in their local area, Goats4U went global in 2005 changing it's name and expanding it's area served to the whole world. In 2006 alone the company supplied up to 55% of the United Kingdom's imported goats.

In 2008 Goats4U attempted to bring their services to physical retail by trialling over-the-counter goats at some shops in the UK. The attempt was a complete failure and resulted in 3 deaths and thousands of pounds in damages. After a 2009's hiatus, the Company returned to normal service prior to the physical retail experiments.

On June 4th 2014 The company launched it's Goat hotline. Where customers could speak to a resident goat expert about goats or goat related topics of their choosing.

Goats4U sponsored the 2017 MayRey Halloween special; Halloween Games. with MayRey herself providing a voice over for an advertisement for the company and it's services which was played at the end of the video.

## Products

Goats4U provides Goats of both standard and premium quality. Though premium quality cannot be guaranteed, it is at least attempted.

## Shipping

Goats bought from the Goats4U company are shipped worldwide within a week of purchase and are transported inside large wooden creates which feature both airholes and running water.
South Park. (PS1) - MayRey

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**South Park. (PS1) - MayRey** is a video review created by MayRey in late 2016. It is a review of a very bad South Park game on the PS1 that even the show's creators hated. It is the third MayRey review to be made and is considered not very good compared to the others.

You can watch the video here

## The Game

The game being reviewed in this video was South Park for the Playstation 1. It was released in December of 1998 and was so bad, even the shows creators said it sucked.

### Story

The story of the game is probably the best aspect of it, and it's also fucking stupid. Aliens did something and now giant turkeys are invading the town of South Park.

### Gameplay

A shitty doom clone with even worse graphics.
Georges Méliès and the First Horror Film. - MayRey

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**Georges Méliès and the First Horror Film. - MayRey** is a video review created by MayRey in late 2018. It is both a review of the World's first horror movie, and a small educational look at the career of early film-maker Georges Méliès. It is the 12th MayRey review to be made and the first one to have a movie as it's subject.

You can watch the video here.
Citation needed

Basically, **[*citation needed*]** is used when some stupid shit you just said is almost certainly not true but your dumbass still went and said it. Since we're nice here on the MayRey Wiki we decided to let that shit slide this time. Keep in mind this is a one time deal okay? you better get your shit together next time cause spreading fake news is an automatic BAN, you hear me?
The Incredibles (Gamecube) - MayRey

Health and Safety guy

**The Incredibles (Gamecube) - MayRey** is a video review created by MayRey in mid 2018. It is a review of the video game adaptation of the Incredibles movie from 2004. It is the 10th MayRey review to be made.

You can watch the video here.

## Prologue

In a break of tradition the video begins with a *"previously on"* section narrated by Steven of RedScotGaming and recaps the basic events of the Hatoful Boyfriend review.

Following the recap it is shown that MayRey has become obsessed with the bird dating sim, seemingly having not stopped playing it since the previous video's conclusion. MayRey's conscience appears behind her once again and attempts an intervention; mentioning that all the aspects of her unconscious mind were worried about her. Initially this did not work but MayRey is later shown to have snapped out of her bird induced trance.

## The Game

The game being reviewed in this video is The Incredibles for the Nintendo Gamecube. It is a movie licensed game based on the 2004 superhero film The Incredibles.
Action Man

## Matthew Taylor

Action Man

Action man, actioning.

Matt

### Occupation

Specialist Military Operative. (Formerly)Camp Outdoor Activities Manager. (current)

### First Appearance

Action man: Mission Xtreme. - MayRey.

**Matthew *"Matt"* Taylor** (Known professionally as **Action Man**) is a former military special operative and current manager of outdoor activities at a children's summer camp.

## Appearance

Action man is former military operative and as such is in good physical condition. Even after his military career ended he kept up a decently healthy exercise regime even if he is a little old and fat in places.

He has a scar on his right cheek from aggressively opening a can of beans in Vietnam. His hair is black and slicked back. He has a chiseled jaw and large blue eyes. He sometimes forgets/doesn't feel like shaving.

## Personal life

Action man was born in 1966 in a small town in United Kingdom to a wealthy family. At aged 15 he enrolled in the army.

In 1992 he married Jenine Williams. They had 2 children and divorced in 2000 following a breakdown of their marriage.

In late 2000 Taylor became deeply depressed and eventually left the army. He was later employed by a children's summer camp as an outdoor's activities manager. He is described by his coworkers as *"a nice guy, but like...kinda sad"*.

## Career

Matthew Signed up to join the army in 1981 at aged 15 and after a few years achieved the rank of *Greatest hero of them all*[*citation needed*] and began his service as a commando.

For much of his military career Action Man was charged with stopping the evil Dr X and his minions from taking over the world through means of ridiculous overly complex terrorist plots that could mostly be stopped by Action Man gliding in and kicking some one in the face.

### Camp Activities Manager

Following a messy divorce from his wife Jenine, Matthew's life took a turn for the worse as he spiraled into a deep depression. After leaving the army he was employed at a local children's summer camp as an outdoors activities manager where he organises and leads activities such as rock climbing, camping, and canoeing.

At the camp he introduces himself to the campers as "Action Man Matt" ~~most people~~ everybody just calls him Matt. In 2002 he was briefly suspended from work after being discovered in the camp cafeteria at midnight crying and eating leftover hot dogs.

## Quotes

The following is a list of quotes by Action Man

* "You want to make a video game of me? *Sounds great*"
* "Hey kids, you ready for an *awesome* day of adventure!?"
* "I'm totally down with the new kids on the block. *Dudes*!"
* "Why won't she take me back"
* "This time, I'm really gonna do it."

## Trivia

* His Middle name is Jarvis
* Despite being British, he often speaks with an American accent.
* Action Man has not seen his children in 3 years.
Mr. Bones

Mr. Bones in the hands of MayRey

**Mr. Bones**, Sometimes referred to as ***Señor Cráneo***, is a Skeleton and friend[*citation needed*] of MayRey. He is her advisor on matters of spookiness and all semi spooky related matters.

He is rumoured to be related to Skelly, though no evidence has shown this to be true.
Die Verstoßenen

Die Verstoßenen ist eine paramilitärische Rebellengruppe um General Rufus Dragschar.

## Mitglieder

### Führung

Oberst Sigur Slacson

Major Uberto Caspar

Hauptmann Ralas Kavengar (ersetzt Caspar im Verlauf der Thraken-Reihe)

### Mittlere Ebene

Hauptmann Him Nupitz (auch genannt "der Henker")

Leutnant Simius Markan (rechte Hand von Oberst Slacson)

Leutnant Dorn (Leibwächter von General Dragschar)

Leutnant Hannis Kolman (Lagermeister der Narrenmine)
The Simpson's Wrestling - MayRey.

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**The Simpson's Wrestling - MayRey.** is a video review created by MayRey in Early/Mid 2017. It is a review of a very bad *"Wrestling"* game on the PS1 that featured the Simpson's. It is the fifth MayRey review to be made and contains an irritating number of Wrestling jokes that most people didn't get.

You can watch the video here.

## The Game

Well you know something Brother? The game being taken to the smackdown hotel in this video was an infamously bad PS1 Wrestling game that some roody poo candy ass jabronis actually decided to slap a Simpson's license on to. What's Up With That?

### The Gameplay

The Simpson's Wrestling pretended to be a wrestling game. It had the ring, the bell, it even had a 1 2 3 count. But it sure as hell ain't a wresting game.

Attacks/moves are preformed by pressing Square, Triangle, or Circle when in certain position; standing, jumping, or grappling. Which all sounds fine until you realise how unresponsive and unbalanced the whole thing is. Oh it's true, It's damn true.

Having to wait for your stamina to rebuild in order to press certain attack buttons sure as hell get's me all fired up and ready to open up a can of whoop ass on the sorry sons of bitches who developed this steaming pile of monkey crap. And that's the bottom line.

### Difficulty

The difficulty spike hits you like an RKO outta nowhere. The game starts easy, get's easier, then all of a sudden Bumblebee Strowman knocks your sorry ass out and you're staring at the lights. Best strategy is to use a cheap character like bumblebee man or Krusty and cheat your way to victory. If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

Unfortunately to be the man you gotta beat the man so you can't play as either of those characters until you unlock them in the regular arcade mode.

## MayRey's Thoughts

Despite the fact this game is worse than Jinder Mahal as WWE champion, MayRey felt like there was even slightly some potential for a good game here. the graphics weren't half bad and a non serious wrestling game could have worked. Not to mention with a license like The Simpson's, the possibilities were almost as endless as the show's run.

But sadly it's basic and unresponsive control system along with it's complete lack of any understanding of wrestling mean this game will go one on one with The Undertaker.
Dracula-co

Current Logo used since 1985

Software

Operating systems

Software

Dracula-co blood insurance (discontinued)

Dark magic weapons infusion department (defunct)

Dracula Clothing

Draculasoft

Pencilvania

**Dracula-Co. Inc** is a Romanian multinational consumer corporation that is engaged in the design, development, manufacturing, and worldwide marketing and sales of many products including apparel, electrical goods, software, and online services.

The company was founded in 1555, by Vlad Dracula, the companies first and current CEO. It was originally founded as a private scientific institution for researching and developing weapons of mass destruction and evilry.

## Origins and history

Dracula-co was founded in 1555, by Vlad Dracula.
Hatoful Boyfriend - MayRey

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**Hatoful Boyfriend - MayRey** is a video review created by MayRey in mid 2018. It is a review of the worlds best pigeon dating simulator, Hatoful Boyfriend. It is the 9th MayRey review to be made.

You can watch this video here.

## The game

The game being reviewed in this video is *Hatoful Boyfriend*, a bird dating simulator developed by Pigeonation Inc. and released in 2011. Lily was playing the PS4 version of the game, as if that even matters.

## Story

Hatoful boyfriend takes place in the year 2188[*bird lore*] and follows the protagonist, a ~~generic anime schoolgirl~~ female hunter gatherer living in a cave who attends a school for gifted birds. There is no solid explanation as to why you, a human[*debatable*] is attending a school for hyper intelligent birds.

### Darker sub-story

Look, there's probably some kind of creepypasta shit going on here. There are abandoned city ruins, a secret agency watching you, and what the hell actually happened to the humans anyway?

### Gameplay

The gameplay of Hatoful Boyfriend is similar to any other dating sim or visual novel; the only input you have is selecting dialogue options and thus the only buttons needed are a D-pad and an X button. The objective of the game is to fall in love with a bird by the end of your second term. If you don't, The government comes and get's you. Just like real life[*citation needed*].

## Hidden messages, references, and easter eggs

* When scrolling through the steam results for the *"Dating Sims"* tag, one notable game included in the list was Skyrim which...yeah sure I guess that counts.
* The 'generic anime' dating sims shown are Sakura beach, Onii-Chan, and PanzerMadels.
* When showing the members of Normal Boots on screen, the face of Jontron briefly begins turning into a Ku Klux Klan mask before the scene changes.
* The clip of the woman saying *"Long story, isnit?"* is from the 2014 Doctor Who Christmas special, 'Last Christmas'.
* When the camera zooms out after Lily says *"I mean it's not"* you can see the pigeon on her PC now has angry eyebrows, clearly not approving of her view on the okay-ness of a bird dating sim.
* The mock up wikipedia infobox for the extinct plant reads *"Lilium Album"* which is Latin for 'White Lily'.
* When Lily reads out *"Sop-ho-mor-e"* as if it were a Japanese word, the characters "人種差別" which translates to *"Racism".*
* The "generic anime school girl" is Kanaka Amaya from the anime 'Aiura'.
* The Song played during the end scene is "send for the horses" made by Kevin Macleod.

## Trivia

* Okusan's music plays whenever his face is zoomed in on.
* The medication shown in the episode is MayRey's actual medication.
* MayRey has never played Doki Doki Literature club.
Yoshi

T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas

Yoshi, checking out his own ass.

Fly a bit maybe?

Be sad

**Yoshi**, full name **T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas**, is a green dinosaur currently in the possession of Mario.

## Appearance

Yoshi is a green round face velociraptor with red spines going down his back. He wears a red ~~saddle~~ ~~shell~~ [*I'll let you figure it out*] to aide in riding and brown shoes which hide his sharp feet claws.
UPS Guy

UPS Delivering Candy corn to MayRey

**UPS Guy**, born **Mark**, is a UPS employee and delivery man from the United States. He famously delivered a box of Candy corn to MayRey during the opening of The 2018 Halloween special, with Lily mentioning that he was "an obscure reference".

## Early life

Mark was ~~delivered~~ born in Genericsberg United States in the late 1980s to two loyal UPS employees and spent most of his early years living in the back of a delivery van, sleeping inside a crib made of cardboard boxes.

### Education

At the age of 10, the age of adulthood in America, UPS Guy was entered into the UPS training ~~camp~~ academy where he studied to become a UPS delivery person like his parents. He graduated at the age of 13 with a major in parcels and packages and a minor in letters and postcards.

## Appearance

UPS Guy is a slightly overweight[*citation needed*] male in his late 20s, he wears a brown short sleeved work shirt over a white cotton tee, sunglasses, and jeans. He has short black hair and rubbish sideburns.

## Personality

UPS Guy is totally and completely obsessed with his job as a UPS delivery man. There is little room in his life for things that aren't serving UPS, breathing, and playing Super Smash bros Brawl as if it was still 2008.

Outside of his obsession with work, Mark is a friendly easy going person who gets along with practically everyone. always greeting people he meets with a smile and thanking them for choosing UPS as their delivery service.

## Quotes

* *"Thank you for choosing UPS as your delivery service!"*
* *"Fed-Ex? Those clowns? I don't even give them the time of day."*
* *"Royal mail? more like Royal fail!"*
* *"USPS?...Damn, how am I suppose to compete with the government?"*
* *"I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign, do do dodo doo!"*

## Behind the scenes

UPS Guy is portrayed by Lily and is able to appear in scenes through the use of camera angles, editing, and speedy delivery.

### Obscure reference

During the 2018 Halloween Special, MayRey comments on how UPS Guy is "an obscure reference" to something but never specifies as to what.

In reality, UPS Guy is a direct and unflinching reference to a character of the same name from the Stupid Mario Brothers youtube series. He is a job centered character with few personality traits outside of being loyal to their job. UPS Guy is the second MayRey character to be based on UPS from Stupid Mario Brothers, with the first being Health and Safety Guy.
Hydra

The **Hydra** is a species of monster found in the caverns. it produces one the highest amount of ingredients, along with the Caranha. The ingredients obtainable from it are.

. Hydra Fin

. Hydra Lungs

. Hydra Neck

. Hydra neck (large)

**Description**

 The hydra. Like in mythology is a many-headed serpent. It has one big head and many small heads. It is black in color and has gray fins on the top and on the sides and also has pink eyes.
Action man: Mission Xtreme. - MayRey.

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**Action man: Mission Xtreme.** **- MayRey.** is a video review created by MayRey in late 2016. It is a review of a very bad Action Man PS1 game. It is the second MayRey review to be made and was the first to show Lily on screen.

You can watch the video here.

## The Game

The game being ripped to shreds in this video was a little known licensed PS1 game starring action figure mascot Action Man.

The toy line was very similar in many ways to G.I Joe featuring a lot of military style versions of the character, with different outfits for different terrains as well as baddies for Action Man to fight.

### The Story

> *"Gangrenes forces are attacking targets throughout the city to steal laboratory equipment. Use your silver speeder to stop them before they cause any further damage"* -Disinterested woman.
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The bland uninspired story of this game is only slightly better than what the 6 year olds playing with the Action Man toys would think up.

Professor Gangrene, a balding green paedophile, and his evil assistant Toxica, a woman, have stolen toxins from around the city to...infect plants with? We're really not sure. We never played that far into the game to find out.

### The Gameplay

The gameplay of *Action Man: Mission Xtreme* is split into two distinct variants. Vehicle levels, and ground levels. Both are shit. The vehicle levels have you attempting to drive or fly while shooting down enemies and collecting tokens. Whereas ground levels are basically a laughable rip off of Metal Gear Solid with all the stealth being removed.

Boss fights are also in the game. They too are terrible.

## MayRey's Thoughts

While the game is clearly terrible, MayRey mentioned that it did have some potential underneath all it's shit-ness and that the IP of Action Man could have made for a really good video game. But the awful vehicle levels and terrible combat ruined any chance of that.
Lapizard

*Today I'd like to look back on one of the defining moments in culinary history: the discovery of lapzal salt. Akin to rock salt in every way apart from one, important feature. It's a salt imbued with the comforting flavor of umami. A salt that's only found in one place: the dorsal spikes of a... LAPIZARD!*

*— Kamin's introduction of Lapizard*

**Lapizard** is a species of Monster, which can be found in the Caverns.

## Location

Lapizards roam at three spots:

* The higher level, on the back wall.
* The middle level, the tunnel before the entrance to the Hydra magma pond. (2 Lapizards)
* The lower level, in the tunnel accessible from the drop right in front of the entrance.

## Description

Lapizard resembles a large lizard or salamander with blue-pink skin and a mineral rock growing on its back, which is commonly used as salt. Lapizards are able to walk on walls and ceilings of caves.

They attack by launching a shard of the mineral growing on their back, although the shard is quite slow-moving and easy to dodge, making them a minor threat. It does however home in towards its targets, and shouldn't be underestimated.
Scowl

**Scowl** is a species of Monster found in the Skyland.

## Location

Scowl is found sitting on two spots:

* On the lower platform farthest from the entrance, on a Nochi Fruit tree.
* On the highest platform, where a Armarock roams.

## Description

Scowl is a predatory bird with bleak dark blue feathers. It has squinting eyes of purely blue color, yellow and grey feet and large pink breasts, which form a broken heart symbol. While often found sitting on a tree or a rock, they can swiftly rise to the air and sweep at their prey and attack with their beak.

## Gallery

Scowl sitting on a Nochi Fruit tree.Scowl sitting on a rock.Scowl in mid-air.Scowl sweeping on its prey.