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Call Me Cupcake

**Call Me Cupcake** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on February 17, 2022.

## Synopsis

When Phil leaves on a last-minute vacation with Sheila to cheer her up, Oscar steps up to help in the café, causing tension with Randi. Meanwhile, Max and Carter make a bet to start a juice cleanse.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Oscar**: Happy to help out.
**Kat**: Handsome and helpful. You're the total package. Delivery driver pun intended.
**Oscar**: Good one.

**Kat**: Randi, did you see what he did with the cups?
**Randi**: Yes, I saw what he did with the cups. I saw what he did with the straws. I saw what he did with the napkins. Nothing in this café is where it's supposed to be.

**Oscar**: On the truck, I like to say "Organization equals optimization!".
**Randi**: Who does he say that to? He drives alone.
Call Me Cupid

**Call Me Cupid** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on April 7, 2022.

## Synopsis

Max gets a new girlfriend and they write songs together at the Middle-C bar. Kat becomes jealous of Max's new girlfriend. Randi's neighbors have been frequently arguing so loud that she can hear what they say through the walls. She finds their fights entertaining so invites Phil and Sheila to listen. Carter is frustrated that Randi is spending so much time listening to the neighbor's fights so the two of them argue while Phil and Sheila enjoy listening. After Carter and Randi start getting physical, they kick Phil and Sheila out of the apartment. Kat kisses Max at the end of the episode.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Kat**: I would love to see Max find somebody.

**Kat**: You guys are so cute, I want to drill holes in the top of your heads and turn you into salt and pepper shakers.

**Kat**: I know Max better than anyone, and this is a mistake.
First Date

**First Date** is the ninth episode of the first season on Fox television series *Call Me Kat*, which aired on February 25, 2021.

## Synopsis

Kat deals with nerves over her first date with Oscar. Meanwhile, Randi tries to figure out the perfect gift for Daniel for their anniversary.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter

### Guest

* Lamorne Morris as Daniel
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar
* Schuyler Helford as Brigitte

## Trivia

* Kat's birthday is June 25th. She states her half-birthday is Christmas and no one ever remembers.

### Goofs

* While face timing with Oscar, she's showing off her place by pointing the back of the phone at what she's showing him, when she should be pointing the front of the phone at it because that's where the working camera is.

## Quotes

Quotes
**Phil**: Seems like you're ready for your big date. I just came up for an outfit check.
**Kat**: Oh, you don't have to tell me I look good, because I know I look good. You know how I know? Because I feel good. I feel like Lizzo, Gloria Steinem, and Marie Curie all rolled into one.
**Phil**: Well, I think those women would have taken off their mustache tape by now.
**Kat**: Oh, my gosh. I forgot I still had it on.
**Phil**: I used to help my mama with hers at the end of every winter. It's only supposed to be on a few seconds.
**Kat**: I just told you I forgot I had it on.
**Phil**: Well, how long has it been?
**Kat**: I don't know. I listened to that Lizzo song like 6 times. 6 times!
**Phil**: I know what to do.
**Kat**: No, you can't pull it off fast. Promise me you won't pull it off fast.
**Phil**: I won't pull it off fast.
**Kat**: Is this going to be one of those things where you say you won't pull it off fast, but then you pull it off fast?
**Phil**: No, I promise I won't pull it off fast.
**Kat**: Good, because I don't know where my skin ends and this thing begins.
*[Phil pulls Kat's mustache off with his hand.]*
**Phil**: We both knew how this was going to go.
**Kat**: We both knew!
## References

1. ↑ (KAT-110) "First Date". Retrieved on February 8, 2021.
Call Me Dame Booty Clench

**Call Me Dame Booty Clench** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on November 17, 2022.

## Synopsis

Carter's insecurities have him whining again, but Randi says it's not a good look and sets him straight. Phil is exhausted from partying all night with Jalen, making him feel he'll never keep up with his younger companion. Kat is also exhausted by Sheila who, unable to drive due to her failing eyesight, calls her daughter at all hours of the day to run errands which costs Kat time with Max.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Max**: Hidden figures? It's about ladies who do math for the space program.
**Kat**: I know. Say it again.

**Max**: Wait, you're really gonna go?
**Kat**: Yeah. She's losing her eyesight. And when they took away her license, I promised I would help her out.
**Max**: Okay.
Call Me a Kingbirdie

**Call Me a Kingbirdie** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on March 31, 2022.

## Synopsis

Phil and Oscar invite Kat to join their bowling team, which had been losing lately. When Kat joins the team, they end up with one of the highest scores in the league. However, Kat creates rules for the team, like no food. This makes Oscar and Phil feel that Kat is taking the fun out of the game. Oscar becomes uncomfortable with Kat's winning scores because he feels Kat excels at everything while he does not.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Phil**: I got one. I got one.

**Kat**: Why don't you just ask him?
**Phil**: Men of my generation are not as open about things like that. That's why the gay bars were always called secrets, or whispers, or Thursday night choir practice.
Call Me Lady Avenger

**Call Me Lady Avenger** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on March 9, 2023.

## Synopsis

Sheila must supplement her savings after moving to Valley Hills, which has turned out to be quite an expensive senior community. After coming up short with the job hunt, Kat offers her a job and it doesn't go as planned. Meanwhile, Randi and Carter think about the future of their family.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Kat**: Were you applying for a job at the firm of liar liar and pants on fire?
**Sheila**: That's just it. When I was younger, I was all of those things. I mean, I was a working woman in a time when it was very hard to be taken seriously, and I took pride in showing the world that, pretty girls could contribute to. I was just as good as any of those agos.
Mayim Bialik

**Mayim Chaya Bialik** is an American actress, neuroscientist and author who portrays the titular character Kat on *Call Me Kat*. She is known for her portrayal as the title character on the NBC series *Blossom*, and also portrayed Amy Farrah Fowler on *The Big Bang Theory*.

## External Links

* Wikipedia
* IMDb
* Instagram
* Twitter
* Facebook
Call Me Ichabod Evel Knievel

**Call Me Ichabod Evel Knievel** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on January 26, 2023.

## Synopsis

Kat hires a baker who is Amish and has never seen the world outside. She takes him to Costco where he is fascinated with the variety of items sold.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Kat**: But we're not just looking for a new baker. We're looking for a new member of the family.
**Randi**: Oh, not me, I got too much family. I need muffins.
**Kat**: See, Randi's the sassy younger sister and I'm the cool older sister where you're like "She's valedictorian and makes her own blue jeans? What?".

**Kat**: When I was in high school, I tried to start a clique for people who weren't in cliques. Got squeezed out. Stupid Ashley and her eye patch. I swear it changed sides.
**Randi**: Okay, well, thank you for coming in.
Vacation

**Vacation** is the third episode of the first season on Fox television series *Call Me Kat*, which aired on January 14, 2021.

## Synopsis

Kat wins a free trip to Puerto Rico for herself and a friend, but she doesn't have anyone to go with her. Her friends convince her to go alone, but she makes a last-minute change of plans. Meanwhile, after being left in charge of the café, Randi and Phil have trouble with the new register.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter

### Co-Starring

* Jack Plotnick as Bennett
* Melody Butiu as Renee Lancaster
* Virginia Schneider as Receptionist
* Hilary Curwen as Hostess
* Monica Ruiz as Jaylene
* Baylie Thibodeaux as Customer
* Gilda Stratton as Attendee

## Trivia

* Kat says that she is "Dora the Non-Explorer".

### Goofs

* Sheila says she just got back from a dinner at the Governor's Mansion. The capital of Kentucky is Frankfort, not Louisville; they're roughly 55 miles apart, and it's unlikely she would have driven that distance for a dinner, much less returned while the cafe is still open.

## Quotes

Quotes
**Sheila**: Well, the governor thinks I have irritable bowel syndrome. No disrespect to real IBS sufferers.
**Randi**: Uh, why does the governor think that?
**Sheila**: Well, my boyfriend, Preston, and I were having dinner with him and his wife, but I kept leaving the dinner table to go to the bathroom to check my phone. Apparently, my daughter doesn't know the most important rule of traveling.
**Phil**: Keep your passport in your underwear?
**Randi**: How many things do you keep in there, Phil?
**Sheila**: The rule is, call your mother when you land. I mean, she should have gotten to Puerto Rico 3 hours ago. Have either of you heard from her?
**Randi**: We have not. But then again, we've been trying to avoid her.
**Sheila**: Well, I left Preston at the governor's mansion, so I don't know. I'm just going to sit here and stare at my phone. Oh, may I have a sweet tea, please?
**Phil**: Sure. And just to let you know, it's pay what you can night.
**Sheila**: Oh, that's fun.
## References

1. ↑ (KAT-103) "Vacation". Retrieved on December 23, 2020.
Call Me Shellfish

**Call Me Shellfish** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on May 5, 2022.

## Synopsis

After Kat recovers from her panic attack, she has a fundraiser at the Middle-C to raise money for the café. She makes enough to stay open for a few more months, but has another panic attack when she realizes she will need to come up with a way to make more money once it runs out. She has a dream where her late father (played by Ted Wass) tells her to do what makes her happy and isn't sure she is happy at the café. The next day, she announces she will close the café and travel to France. Then Randi and Phil offer to keep the café open while Kat is gone. Max gets an offer to play his music in Tennessee.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Randi**: What?!
**Carter**: Well, just stop texting Daniel!
**Randi**: Oh, my God. What is wrong with you?!
**Carter**: I don't know. I don't want to lose you. Okay?
**Randi**: Why do you think you're going to lose me?
**Carter**: Because you're out of my league in every way possible.
**Randi**: Well, that's the first smart thing you said all night, but you're not gonna lose me.
**Carter**: Well, how did I know that?
**Randi**: Because I love you, dumbass.
Double Date

**Double Date** is the second episode of the first season on Fox television series *Call Me Kat*, which aired on January 7, 2021.

## Synopsis

Kat's mom, Sheila, sets her daughter up on a blind date, but it happens to be the same night that Max asks her to be his karaoke partner at "The Middle C." Meanwhile, Kat's Cat Café employee Randi confronts a customer, Daniel, who never tips.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter

### Co-Starring

* Lamorne Morris as Daniel
* Greg Cromer as Brandon
* Schuyler Helford as Brigitte
* Robert Michael Lee as Street Caricaturist
* Jason Anderson as Man
* Carol Mack as Whitworth Sister

## Quotes

Quotes
**Carter**: Sorry to hear that. When did you guys break up?
**Phil**: 4 months ago.
**Carter**: I feel you, man. I just got my divorce papers Thursday. Hit me like a ton of bricks.
**Phil**: Mmm, bless your heart.
**Carter**: She was always like, you're never around. You're out at that bar every night. Because I own the bar. You knew that when you met me in the bar.
**Phil**: Marty was the opposite. He used to say, "You don't want to go anywhere.". But I liked being home and tending to my garden. And I cannot be away from my sourdough starter for longer than 12 hours.
**Carter**: You gotta feed the beast.
**Phil**: You gotta feed the beast.
## References

1. ↑ (KAT-102) "Double Date". Retrieved on January 8, 2021.
Call Me Pretty Kitty

**Call Me Pretty Kitty** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on April 27, 2023.

## Synopsis

To take her mind off their breakup and Max and Zoey's (guest star Margie Mays) new successful song, Kat attends a cat show with Sheila and Randi. Kat's competitive side is brought to life, when local cat lover Val (guest star Margaret Cho) thinks Kat and her rescue cat have no chance of bringing home a trophy. Meanwhile, Max's ex, Brigette (guest star Schuyler Helford), attempts to rekindle a romance with him.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Kat**: Third chair. Whatevs.
**Max**: Yeah. We had so much fun over the years.
*[A cymbal crash sound effect is heard.]*
**Max**: What the hell?!
*[Kat, still in the bathtub, holds 2 cymbals with her hands.]*
**Kat**: You would not believe what I have in this bathtub.
**Max**: I've never known anyone like you.
**Brigitte**: Max, do you want anything other than champagne?
**Max**: No, I'm good.
Call Me the Bad Boy of Cheese

**Call Me the Bad Boy of Cheese** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on March 17, 2022.

## Synopsis

Kat tries to welcome a new business to the neighborhood, but the owner thinks he can get away with whatever he wants. Meanwhile, Randi tries to figure out a great gift for Carter.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Sheila**: Hello.
**Kat**: Hello, mother.

**Sheila**: He's all you've talked about the last couple of days, and you seem to be finding reasons to go see him.
**Kat**: Well, he's actively targeting me.
Call Me Your Biggest Fan

**Call Me Your Biggest Fan** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on February 3, 2022.

## Synopsis

Kat pushes Max to enter a jingle contest being held at the Middle C to boost his confidence. Meanwhile, Carter doesn't know how to react when Randi puts nail polish on his son.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Carter**: The bottom line is, I'm sorry.

**Randi**: But, okay. I hear you. Maybe I did jump on you a little bit.
**Carter**: I've seen a lion be more gentle with a gazelle.
Call Me Worth the Wait

**Call Me Worth the Wait** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on March 2, 2023.

## Synopsis

Kat is excited when Max writes a song since it appears that the song is about her. When she hears more lyrics later, she believes that the song is instead about Max's ex-girlfriend, Brigitte. To show that she can be as spontaneous as Brigitte, Kat takes Max to sneak into a water tower to view the city from a great height. Meanwhile, Randi wants to be a cool step-mother to C.J. so lets him eat junk food and stay up late playing video games. She is conflicted about what to do when she catches him with booze in his backpack.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Randi**: And just so you know you wrap the bottles in a towel, fool.

**Kat**: No! We're gonna sneak in this locked gate. Uh, whoa. Rebellious much. Climb this bad boy.
馬會下級法院刑事判決 馬神3年度刑選字第1號

馬會下級法院刑事判決

馬神3年度刑選字第1號

公  訴  人  尉遲璟奸

被      告    江清

上列被告因妨礙投票案件，經檢察官尉遲璟奸提起公訴(馬神3年度檢偵字第2號)，本院判決如下：

主  文

江清犯妨礙投票罪，處貼文審查至本會第12屆不分區議員選舉結束(7/24日)，監禁五日。違法留言刪除。

事實及理由

1.被告江清於馬神三年七月二十一日，於議員候選人孫文拜票貼文留言區，發布考古留言一則(證據見馬神3年度檢偵字第2號之證據清單)。

2.被告行為該當新版真神刑罰法第47之1條前段犯罪客觀要件。

3.被告與本院審理期間承認其犯罪行為。

4.經本院查詢，被告本次為首次觸犯妨礙投票罪，且犯後態度良好。爰審酌此點，量處被告如主文所示之刑，應為適當。

5.被告違法留言應依新版真神刑罰法第24條刪除之。

6.據上論斷，依刑事訴訟法第 24 條，新版真神刑罰法第24條、第47之1條，判決處刑如主文。

馬神3年7月22日

馬會下級法院法官　林祐安

如不服本判決，應於判決公告當日起算，2日內向上級法院提出上訴狀。

本判決公告後，警察應於一小時內依照判決主文執行判決。

附錄本案論罪科刑與相關法條全文：

新版真神刑罰法

第四十七之一條

為維護投票期間（主席選舉當天至議員選舉結束）之選舉秩序，確保選舉之公正、公平，任何人不得於投票期間為特定政黨及候選人站台及拉票(包含貼文,留言,也不得考古)，違反者處貼文審查以及監禁五至十日。若經懲處後，而繼續拉票行為者，處禁言三日及監禁五至十日。地方公職人員選舉亦受此法條規範。
Call Me Uncle Dad

**Call Me Uncle Dad** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on October 27, 2022.

## Synopsis

Kat tries to find another sperm bank but is denied service due to stalking a donor at the first clinic she tried. Max volunteers to father Kat's child. Kat is initially excited but when she learns that Max dropped out of college, she declines to accept his sperm. Kat reconsiders this decision when she finds a gift bag that Max intended to give Kat that contained items for the baby. Carter hosts ladies night at the Middle-C, which makes Randi jealous despite the fact that it was Randi who suggested it. Phil takes an interest in a drag queen he meets at the Middle-C.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Trivia

* On October 24, 2022, at approximately 9:30 AM PDT, while driving en route to film scenes at the *Call Me Kat* set, Leslie Jordan's car hit the side of a building at Cahuenga Boulevard and Romaine Street in Hollywood. He was believed to have experienced a medical episode that led to the crash. Leslie Jordan was pronounced dead at the scene. He was 67 years old.
* This episode is dedicated to the memory of Leslie Jordan.

## Quotes

Quotes
**Phil**: Oh, my highness. You ain't seen nothing yet.
**Kat**: Seriously, 1 ply?! Might as well scoot on the floor like a puppy.

**Kat**: This is from you?
**Max**: I had it made for the baby. You know, silver king bird. Silver Bird.
**Kat**: A Silver Bird Production.
**Max**: Yeah, because I was gonna be the dad and you're gonna do the...
Call Me The Hot Chick Two

**Call Me The Hot Chick Two** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on November 10, 2022.

## Synopsis

Kat and Max get intimate and start dating. Their first date is awkward. Later in Max's bedroom, Kat goes into the bathroom to change and falls in the toilet. Max leaves to get wine but he ends up talking to Carter for a while. When Kat sees what is taking Max so long, she thinks Max would rather talk to Carter than be intimate with her. Meanwhile, Carter tells Randi that men run faster than women, so Randi challenges him to a race. When Carter falls during the race, he accuses Randi of tripping him. Phil finds security footage which shows that Randi did not touch Carter during the race. Kat and Max are unsure if they should keep dating out of fear it could ruin their friendship. Max thinks they have something special and wants to see where their relationship can take them.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
*[first lines]*
**Kat**: Look who I'm kissing. It's Max! Can you believe it?!

**Kat**: So, last night was fun. But, also stuff that friends don't normally do.
**Max**: Yeah. Yeah. Are we friends who just had a crazy night or are we...
Randi

***Spoilers below!***

**Miranda Elizabeth “Randi” Hamilton** is a main character on *Call Me Kat*. She is portrayed by Kyla Pratt.

## Relationships

### Friends

*Main Article: Kat-Randi*

* Kat - Friend
* Phil - Friend
* Max - Friend
* Carter - Friend/ Former boyfriend/ later fiancée

## Trivia

* Her full name “Miranda” is a nod to Miranda Hart, the actress and creator of *Miranda (2012)*, both are the inspiration of Call Me Kat.
* After Kat leaves (then returns), Randi turns the cat café into an energy smoothie bar. Kat is upset with the changes and the two get into a fight. However, eventually Kat realises she needs Randi, and formally asks her to be her business partner for the cafe.
* For some time, she and Max were roommates at an apartment she wanted.
* Prior to moving into that apartment, she lived with Kat until they got into a fight.
Call Me Donor Four-Five-Seven

**Call Me Donor Four-Five-Seven** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on October 20, 2022.

## Synopsis

After spending time with Max's infant nephew, Kat decides she wants a baby. She reads about a sperm donor she considers perfect, but when she visits the sperm bank, she learns that they have used all his sperm. She tracks him down on the Internet and learns he teaches a kickboxing class. When Kat shows up to the class and reveals she knows he's a sperm donor, he makes Kat leave, feeling that she violated his privacy. Kat also gets banned from the sperm bank. Meanwhile, Max and Carter go to a bar where people play board games. After making fun of the Dungeons & Dragons players there, each goes back to play the game without telling the other.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
*[first lines]*
**Kat**: Alright, thank you all for coming. Got a big announcement.
**Carter**: You getting a haircut?
**Randi**: You really think she asked all of us here at 7:00 AM to tell us that she's getting a haircut?
**Carter**: That's what I would do.
**Sheila**: I know what it is. She's finally coming out. Everyone paid me.
**Kat**: Mother, I'm not gay.

**Phil**: She's definitely not gay. My gaydar never fails. Except with Anderson Cooper. How did I miss that?
**Kat**: Anyway, thank you all for being here. You're basically my family, even you, mother. So, here's my big news. I'm gonna have a baby!
**Max**: What?
**Phil**: How?
**Carter**: When?
**Randi**: Why?
**Max**: I'd like to circle back. What?
**Kat**: Uh, the correct response is "Yay, Kat! We're so happy for you!".
Call Me Ken Jennings

**Call Me Ken Jennings** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on September 29, 2022.

## Synopsis

Returning home from her summer vacation, Kat meets Ken Jennings on the plane. She is excited to return to her café only to find that Phil and Randi have made many changes: it is now a juice bar, there is a different set of regular customers, and there are no longer cats in the café. Carter is unhappy he doesn't get to see Randi very often now that she works long hours at the café. Kat brings cats to the café without telling Randi. Later Kat gets frustrated using the blender and announces the café is no longer a juice bar. Kat and Randi fight and Randi quits. Max helps Kat realize that Randi worked hard to make the café a financial success while Kat was away. She apologizes to Randi and asks her to run the café with her as a business partner.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Trivia

* Ken Jennings guest stars in this episode.

## Quotes

Quotes
**Ken Jennings**: You know, I was really hoping to sleep on this flight.

**Kat**: Well, you're definitely better at making money than I am. But maybe I'm a little better at being nice to people.

**Kat**: Oh, I spoke to them. They're cool with you.
Call Me Fancy Puffenstuff

**Call Me Fancy Puffenstuff** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on December 1, 2022.

## Synopsis

Kat throws a murder mystery-themed "friendsgiving" and insists her friends/guests dress in character and participate. When neither the mystery party nor the meal go well, the friends take to drinking, especially Max. Kat mentions that Max has been drinking a lot lately, but Max denies he has a problem. However, an incident in his vehicle later has Max thinking Kat may be right.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Trivia

* This is the final appearance of Leslie Jordan as Phil.

## Quotes

Quotes
**Kat**: Not true.

**Max**: Phil! That is my foot!

**Kat**: Oh, hey.
馬英九與標太郎美食研究會憲法增修條文

馬神三年六月二十四日至二十九日由公民複決通過

第一條

　　憲法第六十七條之規定，停止適用。

第二條

　　馬英九與標太郎美食研究會社員，除投票期間服禁言之刑或未加入中央社團者外，有依法選舉之權，除本憲法有規定及被褫奪公權者或未加入中央社團者外，有依法被選舉之權，不適用憲法第八十二條之規定。

第三條

　　司法院設大法官三人，並以其中一人為院長、一人為副院長，由主席提名，經議會同意任命之，掌理憲法第七十三條及第七十四條規定，不適用憲法第七十五條之規定。

第四條

　　司法院大法官，除依憲法第七十四條之規定外，並組成憲法法庭審理主席、副主席彈劾案及政黨違憲之解散事項。

第五條

　　大法官及法官不得有政黨黨籍，依據法律獨立審判，不受任何干涉，不適用憲法第七十六條之規定。

第六條

　　大法官任期為三個月，得連任之，不適用憲法第七十七條之規定。
Me, Oh My!

"**Me, Oh My!**" is a song that was played in all Season 2 and Season 3 episodes of *Call Me Kat*.

## Song Lyrics

### Theel Version

*Once upon time there was a little girl*

*Trying hard to make it in this big old world*

*She dressed like the others followed the crowd*

*But then one day she stood out*

*And oh my my how things did change*

*Her stars all started to rearrange*

*Now she's who she wants to be*

*Yeah that girl is me*

*It's me oh my*

*Me oh my*

*Me oh my oh my oh me*

*Nothing wrong with you but I'd rather be me*

*Now I raise my colors raise them high*

*Bold and bright I let them fly*

*There's nothing better than how I feel*

*When I step out I'm real*

*And oh my my how things have changed*

*All my stars got rearranged*

*Now I'm making history*

*Yeah that girl is me*

*It's me oh my*

*Me oh my*

*Me oh my oh my oh me*

*Nothing wrong with you but I'd rather be me*

*Heidi hey heidi ho*

*Widdly widdly widdly wo*

*Throw your hands up to the sky*

*Because I am passing by*

*It's me oh my*

*Me oh my*

*Me oh my oh my oh me*

*Nothing wrong with you but I'd rather be me*

### *Call Me Kat* Theme Song Version

*Me oh my oh my oh me*

*Nothing wrong with you but I'd rather be me*
Fox

The **Fox Broadcasting Company** (often shortened to **Fox** and stylized in all caps as **FOX**) is an American commercial broadcast television network that is a flagship property of the Fox Media Group. Launched on October 9, 1986, Fox went on to become the most successful attempt at a fourth television network. It was the highest-rated free-to-air network in the 18–49 demographic from 2004 to 2012, and earned the position as the most-watched American television network in total viewership during the 2007–08 season. *Call Me Kat* aired on Fox from January 3, 2021 until May 4, 2023.
Call Me Toilet Roboto

**Call Me Toilet Roboto** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on March 16, 2023.

## Synopsis

Max hosts singer Zoey Monroe (guest star Margie Mays) in hopes of advancing his career as a songwriter and although jealous at first, Kat develops a liking to her. Meanwhile, Carter punctures a pipe inside a kitchen cabinet causing a flood in the condo. Randi and Carter find themselves staying at Sheila's for the time being.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Kat**: Oh.

**Max**: Snowball. Off. Not a toy.
Call Me Prescription Roulette

**Call Me Prescription Roulette** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on January 12, 2023.

## Synopsis

Sheila grows jealous after Kat hits it off with her new retirement home friends. Meanwhile, Randi tries to find a way to tell Carter that she doesn't like her engagement ring.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Sheila**: You know my favorite part of bingo? This.

**Kat**: Oh. You'll get there. I mean, there's water aerobics tomorrow at 9:00. Try not to make jokes about Charlie Speedo. It covers less than my thought.
Vanessa Lachey

**Vanessa Joy Lachey** (born **Minnillo**) is an American actress who portrays Tara Barnett on *Call Me Kat*. She was named Miss Teen USA in 1998. She has been a New York-based correspondent for Entertainment Tonight and hosted Total Request Live on MTV.

## External Links

* Wikipedia
* IMDb
* Instagram
* Twitter
* Facebook
Salsa

**Salsa** is the twelfth episode of the first season on Fox television series *Call Me Kat*, which aired on March 18, 2021.

## Synopsis

Kat asks Max to help her learn how to salsa dance to impress Oscar. Meanwhile, Phil bakes a bun that looks exactly like a celebrity.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter

### Guest

* Christopher Rivas as Oscar
* Schuyler Helford as Brigitte

## Trivia

* The issue of Playboy magazine Phil mentions with Dolly Parton on the cover is real. It is the October 1978 issue, and it featured an interview with her and no nude pictures.

## Quotes

Quotes
**Oscar**: Hey.
**Kat**: Hey.
**Oscar**: I'm, uh, literally sore, like I worked out last night, like I did leg day.
**Kat**: Can you stop smiling at me like that? You're making me feel exposed.
**Oscar**: I'll try. Nope, not possible. And I have class tonight, so I won't see you, but I will be thinking of you and thinking of last night.
**Kat**: Well, I can't stop you from thinking, so think away. Randi, Randi, can I run a moral quandary by you? You know how I had that salsa lesson with Max last night?
**Randi**: Uh-huh.
**Kat**: Well, afterward, I had a particularly sensual consensual evening with Oscar.
**Randi**: Kat, we're roomies. I heard everything. It sounded like y'all was installing hardwood floors in there.
**Kat**: Okay. Not embarrassed by that at all. Well, I'm feeling a little guilty because I think I may have transferred some of the spiciness of salsa with Max to Oscar. It was just rea--
*[Randi sprays water on Kat's face with her water spray bottle.]*
**Kat**: What was that for?
**Randi**: I told you, you were playing with fire. I had to put you out.
**Kat**: Okay. But I don't want to be with Max. I want to be with Oscar.
**Randi**: The problem is, you didn't tell Oscar that you were dancing with Max or getting heated up by Max. And unless you're planning a surprise party, you should hide nothing from your partner.
**Kat**: Okay. But, what...
*[Randi sprays water on Kat's face with her water spray bottle, again.]*
**Randi**: Nothing.
## References

1. ↑ (KAT-112) "Salsa". Retrieved on February 27, 2021.
Season 3

**Season 3** of *Call Me Kat* aired from September 29, 2022 to May 4, 2023.

## Episodes

1. Call Me Ken Jennings
2. Call Me Skeeter Juice
3. Call Me Thor
4. Call Me Donor Four-Five-Seven
5. Call Me Uncle Dad
6. Call Me The Hot Chick Two
7. Call Me Dame Booty Clench
8. Call Me Fancy Puffenstuff
9. Call Me Chrismukkah
10. Call Me Philliam
11. Call Me Prescription Roulette
12. Call Me Ichabod Evel Knievel
13. Call Me Fatty Patty
14. Call Me Better Than Paul Rudd
15. Call Me 'Cat's in The Cradle'
16. Call Me Worth the Wait
17. Call Me Lady Avenger
18. Call Me Toilet Roboto
19. Call Me Not Okurrr
20. Call Me Consciously Uncoupled
21. Call Me Pretty Kitty
22. Call Me A Donut Wall

## Trivia

* Leslie Jordan died on October 24, 2022 at the age of 67. Phil was written out of the show.
Tara Barnett

**Tara Barnett** is a recurring character on *Call Me Kat*. She is portrayed by Vanessa Lachey.

## Personality

Tara Barnett is described as being similar to Kat's mother, Kat even goes so far to say she is the daughter her mother always wanted to have.

## Trivia

•Tara had a cesarean section surgery and before she was allowed to eat after surgery, she had Kat sneak a rotisserie chicken into the hospital for her
•She and her husband have three children
•She planned her future wedding since she was 8 years old, and then it rained on her wedding day.
蔡侑霖控告常昆、Helmut Schneider瀆職案判決書（二審）

原告 蔡侑霖

被告 Helmut Schneider、常昆

原告蔡侑霖根據《真神刑罰法》控告Helmut Schneider瀆職及常昆為唆使犯，一審判決後原告上訴，經本院於真神三年二月二十日言詞辯論終結，判決如主文：

主文

Helmut Schneider、常昆無罪。

理由

一、原告蔡侑霖主張被告Helmut Schneider於審理姜宇修之案件時未於單一群組開設法庭，違反刑事訴訟法第三條，故觸犯真神刑罰法第三十五條。然查刑事訴訟法第三條原文，其授權司法官於特殊狀況時得不採單一群組開設法庭方式，其理由為擔憂法庭上有吵架情況發生，後該法庭上確實出現脫序行為，故不違反刑事訴訟法第三條，因此真神刑罰法第三十五條之罪亦不成立。

二、因前項之罪不成立，故被告常昆被控觸犯真神刑罰法第十八條之教唆犯亦不成立。

馬神三年二月二十八日 司法院

審判長 葉宗諭 陪席法官 詹凱昕
Cake

**Cake** is the fifth episode of the first season on Fox television series *Call Me Kat*, which aired on January 28, 2021.

## Synopsis

A customer asks the café to bake his wedding cake, but it's a tricky situation for Phil. Meanwhile, Kat tries to figure out where her relationship with Max stands.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter

### Co-Starring

* Sterling Jones as Lane Gaffney
* Rocky Bonifield as Bar Patron (uncredited)

## Quotes

Quotes
**Phil**: I'm back.
**Kat**: Oh, Phil, I have huge news.
**Phil**: You finally kissed Max in your dream.
**Kat**: Less huge. You just missed a customer who asked if you could make your lemon chiffon cake for his wedding.
**Phil**: Are you squeezing my piping bag? Somebody wants to eat my cake as an extension of their love?
**Kat**: Does the phrase, "Eat my cake!", sound dirty to anyone else?
**Randi**: Did you not just hear squeezing my piping bag?
**Kat**: Here's his information. As soon as we calculate the price for the larger cake, I'll call and confirm.
**Phil**: Get ready for the wedding cake of your life. Lane Gaffney?! Oh, no!
**Kat**: Are you okay, Phil?
**Randi**: Yeah, you look pale. I mean, paler than usual.
**Phil**: Lane Gaffney is the name of the boy Marty left me for.
**Kat**: Well, I'm sure it's got to be a different Lane Gaffney. I bet that he wrote his name wrong because when he introduced himself, he said his name was Wayne Staffney.
## References

1. ↑ (KAT-107) "Cake". Retrieved on January 13, 2021.
Mary Jane

Mary Jane is a Phil's mother and a minor character in Call Me Kat.

### Season 1

Phil says that his mother is in so much pain she can't even clip her own toenails so he had to do it. He tells Kat that the doctor thinks that the only thing that might help is medicinal marjauna.

## Trivia

* She only has 8 toes.
* Mary Jane only learned how to read in her adult-hood.
Call Me Better Than Paul Rudd

**Call Me Better Than Paul Rudd** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on February 16, 2023.

## Synopsis

Kat and Max move in together and host a Super Bowl party in their new apartment but face some relationship trouble along the way. Meanwhile, Randi tries to make some extra cash.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Kat**: Oh, my gosh, look at that thing, it's huge.
**Max**: That's what she said.

**Max**: We can't watch the Super Bowl on something that small. It would just be, the bowl.
Call Me What the Kat Dragged In

**Call Me What the Kat Dragged In** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on April 21, 2022.

## Synopsis

Oscar and Kat give each other their stuff back after they break-up. Max gives Carter the key to his apartment he shares with Randi, who is annoyed by how often Carter visits. To get used to single life again, Kat goes out to dinner by herself. Nick, the owner of the deli near Kat's café, sees Kat at the restaurant and the two have dinner together. The two go back to Kat's place and sleep together, and Kat is embarrassed when the others learn about it. Kat tells Nick it was a mistake, and that she's not interested in being with him. Randi tells Carter he visits too much and asks for the key back. Carter feels his relationship with Randi is going too slow. Nick reveals he just bought the building where Kat's café and apartment are, making him Kat's new landlord. Randi gives Carter the key back but requests he not visit as often.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Kat**: Oscar's coming over, and I broke his heart. So I feel like, as the dumper, I owe it to the injured party, I.E. the dumpee, to not flaunt my feminine wiles in this, his time of need.

**Oscar**: You feel horrible? I had to bring back an engagement ring. The guy looked at me like I was some kind of loser who got his proposal shot down. You know why? 'Cause I am.
馬議會組織法

馬神二年十二月十三日由馬議會通過修正第九條、第十條
馬神三年四月十八日由議會通過修正第一條、第二條
馬神三年四月二十五日由議會通過修正第七條
馬神三年五月九日由議會通過修正第三條
馬神三年六月六日由議會通過修正第三條
馬神三年七月四日由議會通過修正第三條，增訂第七條之一
馬神三年九月十二日由議會通過修正第三、第十三條
馬神四年二月十三日由議會通過修正第八條

第一條

　　本法依憲法第七十二條制定之。

第二條

　　議會行使憲法所賦予之職權。

　　前項職權之行使及議員行為之規範，另以法律定之。

第三條

　　議會設議長、副議長各一人，由議員互選產生;票數過半者擔任，若皆無過半則將最高票之二位議員進行第二次投票；票數較高者擔任。

　　議員設十五席，分別為十席不分區議員及五席分區議員。

　　政黨票需達7.5%方可取得席次。

　　議會議長副議長及紀律委員會應本公平中立原則行使職權，維持議會秩序，處理議事。

第四條

　　議會會議，以議長為主席。全會委員會亦同。

　　議長因事故不能出席時，以副議長為主席；院長、副議長均因事故不能出席時，由出席議員互推一人為主席。

第五條

　　議會會議，公開舉行，必要時得開秘密會議。

　　議會議長或各部、會首長，得請開秘密會議。

　　除秘密會議外，議會應於事後截圖本院會議、委員會會議及黨團協商實況。

　　秘密會議應予速記，不得公開。但經院會同意公開者，不在此限。

第六條

　　議會臨時會，以決議召集臨時會之特定事項為限。停開院會期間，遇重大事項發生時，經議員二分之一以上之請求，得恢復開會。

第七條

　　議會設程序委員會及紀律委員會，其組織規程，另定之。

第七條之一

　　程序委員會與紀律委員會須於第二次例會組織完成，組織完成前，職務由議長代行之。

第八條

　　議會依憲法第一百零二條之規定，得設修憲委員會，其組織規程，另定之。

第九條

(刪除)

第十條

(刪除)

第十一條

　　議會議長、副議長之任期至該屆議員任期屆滿之日為止。

　　議會議長因事故不能視事時，由副議長代理其職務。

第十一條之一

　　馬議會置秘書長一人，特任，由議長遴選報告大會後，提請任命之。

　　馬議會秘書長任期為三個月，無連任之限制。

　　秘書長職掌下列事務

    一、議長交辦之事

    二、會議記錄之製作

    三、在議長及程序委員會無法行使職權之時，製作議事日程

第十二條

　　每屆議員選舉當選席次達二席之政黨得各組成黨團；

　　議員依其所屬政黨參加黨團。每一政黨以組成一黨團為限；每一黨團至少須維持二人以上。

　　未能依前項規定組成黨團之政黨或無黨籍之委員，得加入其他黨團。或合組二人以上之政團。

　　前項政團準用有關黨團之規定。

第十三條

　　本法自公布日施行。

　　本法第三條修正案自馬神三年十月一日施行。
Sheila

**Sheila** is a main character on *Call Me Kat*. She is portrayed by Swoosie Kurtz.

## Biography

### **Early life**

Sheila was married at a very young age to Kat's father.

## Personality

Sheila is extremely controlling of Kat's life. She is very rude and overbearing.

## Relationships

### Family

*Main Article: Kat-Sheila*

* Kat - Daughter

## Trivia

* She believes in ghosts and thinks that her house is haunted by them.
* She is incredibly paranoid and uses the internet to investigate her neighbors.
* Mostly she and Kat are very estranged.
Episode Transcripts

These are the **episode transcripts** for *Call Me Kat*, which aired from January 3, 2021 to May 4, 2023.

## Season 1

1. **January 3, 2021** - Plus One/Transcript
2. **January 7, 2021** - Double Date/Transcript
3. **January 14, 2021** - Vacation/Transcript
4. **January 21, 2021** - Therapy/Transcript
5. **January 28, 2021** - Cake/Transcript
6. **February 4, 2021** - Gym/Transcript
7. **February 11, 2021** - Eggs/Transcript
8. **February 18, 2021** - All Nighter/Transcript
9. **February 25, 2021** - First Date/Transcript
10. **March 4, 2021** - Business Council/Transcript
11. **March 11, 2021** - Moving In/Transcript
12. **March 18, 2021** - Salsa/Transcript
13. **March 25, 2021** - Cat-A-Versary/Transcript

## Season 2

1. **January 9, 2022** - Call Me Kerfuffled/Transcript
2. **January 13, 2022** - Call Me By My Middle Name/Transcript
3. **January 20, 2022** - Call Me a Sporty Giant/Transcript
4. **January 27, 2022** - Call Me Forty/Transcript
5. **February 3, 2022** - Call Me Your Biggest Fan/Transcript
6. **February 10, 2022** - Call Me Unfaithful/Transcript
7. **February 17, 2022** - Call Me Cupcake/Transcript
8. **February 24, 2022** - Call Me Señor Don Gato/Transcript
9. **March 3, 2022** - Call Me Irresponsible/Transcript
10. **March 10, 2022** - Call Me Katzilla/Transcript
11. **March 17, 2022** - Call Me the Bad Boy of Cheese/Transcript
12. **March 24, 2022** - Call Me a McCluckhead/Transcript
13. **March 31, 2022** - Call Me a Kingbirdie/Transcript
14. **April 7, 2022** - Call Me Cupid/Transcript
15. **April 14, 2022** - Call Me Tiny Boo-Boo/Transcript
16. **April 21, 2022** - Call Me What the Kat Dragged In/Transcript
17. **April 28, 2022** - Call Me Flatch/Transcript
18. **May 5, 2022** - Call Me Shellfish/Transcript

## Season 3

1. **September 29, 2022** - Call Me Ken Jennings/Transcript
2. **October 6, 2022** - Call Me Skeeter Juice/Transcript
3. **October 13, 2022** - Call Me Thor/Transcript
4. **October 20, 2022** - Call Me Donor Four-Five-Seven/Transcript
5. **October 27, 2022** - Call Me Uncle Dad/Transcript
6. **November 10, 2022** - Call Me The Hot Chick Two/Transcript
7. **November 17, 2022** - Call Me Dame Booty Clench/Transcript
8. **December 1, 2022** - Call Me Fancy Puffenstuff/Transcript
9. **December 8, 2022** - Call Me Chrismukkah/Transcript
10. **January 5, 2023** - Call Me Philliam/Transcript
11. **January 12, 2023** - Call Me Prescription Roulette/Transcript
12. **January 26, 2023** - Call Me Ichabod Evel Knievel/Transcript
13. **February 2, 2023** - Call Me Fatty Patty/Transcript
14. **February 16, 2023** - Call Me Better Than Paul Rudd/Transcript
15. **February 23, 2023** - Call Me 'Cat's in The Cradle'/Transcript
16. **March 2, 2023** - Call Me Worth the Wait/Transcript
17. **March 9, 2023** - Call Me Lady Avenger/Transcript
18. **March 16, 2023** - Call Me Toilet Roboto/Transcript
19. **March 30, 2023** - Call Me Not Okurrr/Transcript
20. **April 6, 2023** - Call Me Consciously Uncoupled/Transcript
21. **April 27, 2023** - Call Me Pretty Kitty/Transcript
22. **May 4, 2023** - Call Me A Donut Wall/Transcript
All Nighter

**All Nighter** is the eighth episode of the first season on Fox television series *Call Me Kat*, which aired on February 18, 2021.

## Synopsis

When Randi's cousin comes to town, Kat and Phil convince Randi to let them come out with her to prove they aren’t old. Meanwhile, Randi struggles to figure out why Daniel doesn’t get jealous.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter

### Guest

* Lamore Morris as Daniel
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

### Co-Starring

* Azur-De as Birdie
* Tommie Cross as Andre
* Michelle Jubilee Gonzalez as Kiera
* Kenzo Lee as Bartender
* Cory Smoot as Bull Operator

## Quotes

Quotes
*[first lines]*
**Kat**: Alexa, remind me to call my mother every day at 6:00 PM.
**Alexa**: Okay. I'll remind you every day at 6:00 PM.
**Sheila**: Isn't that wonderful? Now you won't have to worry about forgetting.
**Kat**: My mother decided to give me my birthday present 3 months early. I suspect so she could feel appreciated longer.
**Sheila**: She can help you keep your calendar, make your grocery list.
**Kat**: Alexa, make a fart sound.
**Alexa**: Okay. Here's the big fart.
*[A big fart sound effect is heard.]*
**Sheila**: Oh, Katherine. Really?!
**Kat**: Hey, you don't get to control my relationship with Alexa just because you introduced us. We like to have fun. Okay? We're silly.
**Sheila**: You're also almost 40 years old. Oh. That reminds me. The cemetery called.
**Kat**: Oh, my gosh, they come calling now. How long did they give you?
**Sheila**: They called to say that the burial plot next to me and daddy just became available.
**Kat**: Wait, how does a burial plot just become available?
**Sheila**: Well, they said the police wouldn't let them comment on ongoing investigations, but they assured me he's not going back in. And since you don't have a husband to be buried next to, you should scoop this one up.
## References

1. ↑ (KAT-109) "All Nighter". Retrieved on January 28, 2021.
Max

**Max** is a main character on *Call Me Kat*. He is portrayed by Cheyenne Jackson.

## Biography

### **Before the series**

Before the series Max went to college with Kat which is how they became such close friends.

At some point he moved to France where he met his ex-girlfriend.

After she broke up with him he moved back to the U.S where he became a bartender.

## Trivia

* He went to a Renaissance Fair with Kat when they were in college where he challenged a wizard to a chicken eating contest.
* He once pretended to be in a relationship with Carter to go behind stage at a concert.
* Max is assumed to be straight, while his actor Cheyenne Jackson is gay. Cheyenne has a husband and twin children.
Leslie Jordan

**Leslie Allen Jordan** was an American actor and writer who portrays Phil on *Call Me Kat*. He was best known for his roles as Lonnie Garr in *Hearts Afire*, Beverly Leslie in *Will & Grace*, several characters in the *American Horror Story* franchise, and *Sid in The Cool Kids*.

Leslie Jordan died in a car accident on October 24, 2022.

## Trivia

* The cast breaks the fourth wall to acknowledge Leslie Jordan's death in "Call Me Philliam". A video tribute from Dolly Parton is followed by a montage of scenes featuring Phil, set to Jordan and Parton's duet, "Where the Soul Never Dies".

## External Links

* Wikipedia
* IMDb
* Instagram
* Facebook
* Twitter
Call Me Unfaithful

**Call Me Unfaithful** is an episode of *Call Me Kat* that aired on February 10, 2022.

## Synopsis

When Randi sees Sheila's boyfriend out with another woman, she and Kat decide to investigate, but can't decide if they should tell Sheila. Meanwhile, Randi looks for a new apartment and Oscar gets Max and Carter to try yoga.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter
* Christopher Rivas as Oscar

## Quotes

Quotes
**Kat**: Oh, he's getting out with a bouquet of flowers.

**Randi**: Ooh, look at Preston swagger. Is he whistling? Ooh, I want to slap that whistle right off his cheating cheater lips.
2023

These are the episodes of *Call Me Kat* that aired in the United States in **2023**.

## Episodes

1. **January 5, 2023** - "Call Me Philliam" aired on Fox in the United States.
2. **January 12, 2023** - "Call Me Prescription Roulette" aired on Fox in the United States.
3. **January 26, 2023** - "Call Me Ichabod Evel Knievel" aired on Fox in the United States.
4. **February 2, 2023** - "Call Me Fatty Patty" aired on Fox in the United States.
5. **February 16, 2023** - "Call Me Better Than Paul Rudd" aired on Fox in the United States.
6. **February 23, 2023** - "Call Me 'Cat's in The Cradle'" aired on Fox in the United States.
7. **March 2, 2023** - "Call Me Worth the Wait" aired on Fox in the United States.
8. **March 9, 2023** - "Call Me Lady Avenger" aired on Fox in the United States.
9. **March 16, 2023** - "Call Me Toilet Roboto" aired on Fox in the United States.
10. **March 30, 2023** - "Call Me Not Okurrr" aired on Fox in the United States.
11. **April 6, 2023** - "Call Me Consciously Uncoupled" aired on Fox in the United States.
12. **April 27, 2023** - "Call Me Pretty Kitty" aired on Fox in the United States.
13. **May 4, 2023** - "Call Me A Donut Wall" aired on Fox in the United States.