Shidnfard

*shidnfard is different from the Spanish Head of State (2029-2048) and Every Title Ever (Leader of Fiji).*

shidnfard is an American politician who is currently serving as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. He is one of four Speakers who served non-consecutive terms, the others being Grover Cleveland, Donald Trump, and Marco Rubio. He was the host of Grinds My Gears, a rant program that existed from 2024 to 2025. He was the Secretary of Agriculture from 2024 to 2028 and the Secretary of Defense from 2028 to 2032.

### Aliases

Robert Domicile, Fard, Mr. Big, Don (according to FBI files)

## Political career (AMP I)

### House career

#### 2026 AMP Midterms

After his program ended in 2025, shidnfard challenged incumbent Marco Rubio in the 2026 GOP House Leader election and won. He ran for House control in the 2026 AMP Midterms and won 56% of the popular vote, giving him 245 seats and the Speakership.

#### 13th Speaker of the House (2026-2028)

As Speaker, he introduced many bills like the Gender Identity in Schools Act, Abortion Act, Philippine Division Act, Flag Update Act of 2027, Flag Display Act of 2027, Anti-Bullying Reform Act, and the Get a Job Act. All the listed acts passed, and all were signed except one (Get a Job).

#### Decided not to seek reelection (2028)

After 2 years of being Speaker, shidnfard decided not to run for reelection and gave way for Marco Rubio. Rubio won re-election in the 2028 AMP General Elections.

#### 15th Speaker of the House (2034-2038)

shidnfard created the Conservative Party in 2034 and ran for Speaker. He won 46% of the vote and 201 seats. He introduced the Best School Lunches III Act and passed in both the House and the Senate. As of January 2037, BSL III has been transmitted to the President and is yet to be signed. He won a 39.1% plurality in the 2038 Midterms, but the other parties formed a coalition, denying him a third term as Speaker.

#### In opposition (2038-2040)

The House Conservatives were in opposition until 2040. He authored the Sanity I Act, Sneaky Pricks Act, and the Election Management Act.

### Senate career

#### Western Senator (2030-2042)

shidnfard, poor and bored, decided to run for Northwestern Senator in the 2030 AMP Midterms. He faced incumbent Senator Vincent Li in the election and won in a tight race. Not much happened during his term. He introduced bills like the Philippine Readmission Act, Flag Update Act of 2032, Subic Reconstruction Act, Clark Reconstruction Act, and Best School Lunches I Act. All passed and signed into law. In the 2034 AMP Midterms, he ran for reelection and defeated the Republican candidate former Senator Li. shidnfard ran for a third term in 2038 and won unopposed. He will not run for a fourth term as the NW Senator because he'll run for PH Senator instead.

#### Philippine Senator (2042-2046)

He ran for a Senate seat in 2042 and defeated Oskar von Reuenthal in a landslide. He authored the News Originality Act, the Abortion II Act, and the Save Your Ears Forever and Ever Act during his term. He announced in 2044 that he won't run for another term in 2046.

### Executive career

#### Secretary of Agriculture (2024-2028)

When President-elect UnderNight was looking for members to serve in the Cabinet saying "What job do you want?"\*, shidnfard replied with "fry cook". He was appointed Secretary of Agriculture. His whole tenure can be described by one word: eccentric. The first thing he did as USDA Secretary was to have fast food companies send him new meal ideas and test them to meet USDA standards and get approved. Next, he approved a new Kellogg's cereal called "Exploding Elf Poop". After that, he dared food companies to come up with the most bizzare food item names. The winner was a grocery store owner in Glendale who came up with "Ped-O's". The box for the winning cereal had Subway Jared's face on it because the store owner can't afford to buy the rights to a picture of Jeffrey Epstein. USDA employees know him as the "crazy guy who never cleans his room". His office was never cleaned and when he left the USDA, the office was filled with cobwebs, rotten food, rats, a dead body, and a creepy, old Furby that he shot. Fortunately, Ross Perot took the Furby to a museum to be displayed next to the Annabelle doll.

#### Secretary of Defense (2028-2032)

President Dwight Eisenhower appointed shidnfard to the position of Defense Secretary. He oversaw the recapture of the Philippines in 2031-2032.

#### Secretary of Transportation (2044-2045)

He was nominated by the newly-elected President Roosevelt and confirmed by the Senate. He was replaced by Mike DeWine in 2045 by the even newer president, Grover Cleveland.

### Judicial career

shidnfard was appointed Associate Justice in 2034 to replace impeached Justice John Brown.

### Party affiliation

**AMP I Political Affiliations**
 Republican Party
 Populist Party | 2046-2048

**AMP II & ARU Political Affiliations**
 IND/Nonpartisan
 Meth Party | 1987-1988

## Political career (AMP II)

### Senate career

shidnfard (Robert Domicile) was appointed Mideastern Senator after the resignation of Lalo Salamanca in March 1963. He is the first US Senator who is not a member of any political party. He introduced the Albuquerque Statehood Act (to troll JFK) and reintroduced the Vincent Li is Gay Act. Both passed the House and the Senate. I forgot if the President signed the ABQ Statehood Act or not, but he did sign the Vincent Li is Gay Act into law.

### Judicial career

He retains his SCOTUS seat after AMP was reset to 1960. He was one of the 5 Justices who voted in favor of the US in Walter Cronkite v. United States.

## Political career (ARU)

### Senate career

He ran for Senator in the Western region as an Independent and faced no opposition. His term would start on January 3, 1983. He decided to not run for a second term in 1986.

### 1988 Presidential bid, withdrawal, and subsequent VP bid

In 1987, Domicile announced his bid for President in the 1988 United States presidential election. He temporarily joined the Meth Party. After the party's founder Senator Walter White announced his run for the same position, Domicile withdrew his candidacy and supported Sen. White. He was picked as White's running mate under the Meth ticket.

## Other careers

### Newsman

He is a newsman who worked at Suominews (2025-2029), Channel One (2029-2036), and is currently at Weazel (2036-2048).

### RobCo

He founded RobCo sometime in the late 2020s and created consumer-grade robots. AMP RobCo wasn't as popular as the Fallout one. He once again founded RobCo in 1963 after the first reset. He founded RobCo AGAIN in ARU and is currently one of the most successful tech companies.

## Personal life

shidnfard lives in Salt Lake City, Utah. The walls outside his house are mounted with security cameras and machine guns to deter BTS stans and communists.