Episode 6/Quotes

## Handmade warmth!

Below is a list of quotes from the sixth episode of the *Shimoneta* anime series, "Handmade warmth!", which premiered on August 8, 2015.

* **Ayame**: That's troubling. He still has a lot to learn about the ins-and-outs of the old in-and-out.

* **Tanukichi**: What are we gonna do for the girl students?
* **Ayame**: EW! Not every girl gets squirty like Anna! *(blushes)* You're sick.
* **Tanukichi**: WAIT A SECOND, YOU'RE CALLING ME SICK?!

* **Ayame**: And if I could get personal for a moment, bringing sex toys back from the brink of extinction has always been a lifelong dream of mine.
* **Tanukichi**: What a weird kid.
* **Ayame**: I was a very dirty girl! If we could teach them the joy of sex toys, we will free the boys' cocks from the pains of chafing and their socks from their stains of jerking!
* **Tanukichi**: Seriously?

* **Ayame**: Oh, Tanukichi, you just imagined boys shove it up their asses, didn't you? You're so gross!
* **Tanukichi**: YOU STARTED THIS CONVERSATION, PERVERT!

* **Ayame**: *(to Tanukichi)* And you can be in charge of our sex toy quality assurance!
* **Tanukichi**: Quality assurance? Like, test them?
* **Ayame**: Well... *(Ayame and Otome lift up their skirts.)* we don't have the required accessory.
* **Tanukichi**: I DON'T CARE!
* **Otome**: A lady with a man thingie...what a great idea!
* **Tanukichi**: I SHOULD TURN YOU IN!

* **Ayame**: We got a "yes" from Mister Baiter himself!
* **Tanukichi**: Refrain from giving me creepy nicknames!

* **Ayame**: You diddle quite well.
* **Tanukichi**: SHUT UP!
* **Ayame**: So, what do you think about the texture now?
* **Tanukichi**: Well, it does feel pretty good.
* **Ayame**: And the best part of this Konnyaku sex toy is when you're done, you can eat the evidence!
* **Otome**: *(with sex toy in her mouth)* Too plain. Needs seasoning.
* **Tanukichi**: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT! *(Otome accidentally swallows the sex toy.)*

* **Ayame**: Phase two will have us recreating toys from descriptions that have survived only in oral tradition.
* **Tanukichi**: I'm sure this will be gross.

* **Ayame**: *(hands Tanukichi the Chilled Gel-Sheet Tenga)* Give it a whirl and tell us what it's like. I bet just the sight of it gets you rock hard!
* **Tanukichi**: THAT WOULD HURT!

* **Ayame**: *(hands Tanukichi the Legendary Potato Starch X)* You want this one? You know you do! Guaranteed to warm your heart and your dick!
* **Tanukichi**: THAT THING WOULD BURN IT CLEAN OFF!

* **Ayame**: Next, a wire sponge that oozes fake sex yogurt!
* **Tanukichi**: That would rub off the skin!
* **Ayame**: That's for the user to decide. They're welcome to mix and match toys.
* **Tanukichi**: None of these would work!
* **Ayame**: I thought it was normal to dip your dick in hot ramen.
* **Tanukichi**: Where are you getting your intel on boys?!

* **Ayame**: The accomplishments of our foreskin fathers have humbled me.
* **Tanukichi**: You got that right.

* **Ayame**: What's wrong? If that's an e-mail from a Nigerian prince promising to ride you like a bicycle, well, I figured out that's a scam the hard way.
* **Tanukichi**: IT'S NOT THAT! It's actually an e-mail from Hyouka Fuwa. She says she's...all finished.
* **Ayame**: *(makes hand motion to represent sex)* Oh, how was the orgasm?
* **Tanukichi**: NOT THAT KIND OF FINISHED! SHE FINISHED MAKING WHAT WE ASKED HER TO BUILD!
* **Ayame**: Ha! Let's go!

* **Hyouka**: My fee is to see your sausage, in both its natural flaccid state and as it readies itself to do battle.
* **Tanukichi**: Are you kidding me?
* **Hyouka**: You must return the favor I did for you. Otherwise, I will not allow you to leave this room with the vibration devices in hand. Show me your eleventh finger.

* **Ayame**: THRUST ON, SEXCALIBUR!

* **Ayame**: What a mysterious, tragic accident.
* **Tanukichi**: *You're* a tragic accident.

* **Ayame**: Let this be a lesson, Mr. Okuma. Vibration pleasure squeals echo quite loudly, and unlike in old, dirty anime, people in real life can hear everything through these walls. It's a pity we don't have a remote that can stop time.

* **Tanukichi**: *(thinking)* Someone help me! I wish I never attended this crazy school!