Here I Come, I Am Cinnamon

I'm pretty sure you all know what the apple jacks commercials are about: Basically, a cinnamon stick with a Jamaican accent And an apple race for the bowl of Apple Jacks. Ironically, The cinnamon stick is called "Cinnamon" and the apple is called "Bad Apple"

Most of the Time, Cinnamon ends up getting to the bowl first but sometimes both characters jump into the bowl at the same time. And there's always a cutscene at the end of each commercial and in my opinion it's the best part. But what if I told you that Cinnamon wasn't always a good guy. what if I told you that he was actually a mass murderer and Apple was actually the good guy? let's talk about that:

I was watching a horror movie marathon on my big screen TV. I was watching both classic and modern horror movies with a huge bag of popcorn and 2 cans of Pepsi to keep me awake. However, my marathon was interrupted by a commercial for Apple Jacks. However, it wasn't a Cinnamon VS Bad Apple commercial. Instead, it showed an image of cinnamon with a few differences: His eyes were bloodshot, his arms were bleeding, and he had bloody teeth as well. The image kind of startled me, I wasn't expecting it at all. It then cut to the next movie on my playlist (Which was "Halloween" by the way) I was weirded out and uncomfortable, I didn't want to know what happened next. After the credits of Halloween, another image popped up. It was a very detailed picture of apple's dead body. His eyes were dangling out of his sockets, he had cuts all over his body, and his legs were broken. My horror movie marathon stopped there. I went to do some research on this commercial to see if it actually exists and surprisingly, it does! it was called "Here I come, I am cinnamon" Which was the cinnamon stick's catchphrase. I contacted Jeffrey Anderson Gunter (The voice actor of cinnamon) to see if he actually knew about the commercial, and sure enough, He did. He said that he was having a very depressing day and he wanted to get something off his chest. Apparently, what I saw was only half of the commercial. He also said that I shouldn't tell anyone what I saw, if I do, he'll call the police on me. "Alright" I thought. The full commercial was on Youtube and it went under the title of "Apple jacks lost commercial" I clicked on the video. It started with Cinnamon's usual catchphrase which brought a smile to my face. Apple was hiding behind a wall and muttering to himself. He was very scared and he was shaking rapidly "I can't let that criminal kill my family" he screamed with a light bulb but it broke. He started chasing after Cinnamon while yelling "STOP! STOP! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" "Yes I can, mon" Cinnamon whispered "Don't do it don't do it DON'T DO IT" Apple screamed. Cinnamon ignored him and continued to run. "That little snitch thinks he can take the Apple Jacks away from me?" Cinnamon whispered. "Well not this time! I'm gonna do something I won't regret!" he yelled with a distorted voice. It then cut to cinnamon going to a weapon shop to buy a gun. He picked up a machine gun and said "Perfect!" He then went to apple's house. "Who are you?" Apple's mom said while brushing her hair "Someone you should've met a long time ago" He said. He then shot her in the head 7 times, Blood was splattering everywhere as this was happening. Cinnamon then walked out of the room as if nothing ever happened. Apple ran into his home only to find his mother's dead corpse and cinnamon standing right at her doorstep. "What have you done?" he said. "Doing what I should've done before I met you" Cinnamon replied. "You....You can't keep doing this!" Apple exclaimed. "Oh yes, I can" Cinnamon whispered. Cinnamon raised a knife and pointed it at apple's head "What are you doing" Apple said. "Doing the right thing!" cinnamon yelled. He then carved into apple's body and started ripping his intestines out. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! STOP STOP STOP STOP!" Apple screamed. Cinnamon managed to rip his kidneys, heart, and arteries out. I was absolutely terrified by this, I wanted to stop watching it but I couldn't. He then ripped his heart out while shouting "Here I come, I am cinnamon" he then glared at the camera for the last 10 seconds of the commercial. The camera zoomed in while the text "Cinnamon: Mass murderer. Responsible for 47 deaths across the country" faded in. I turned off my computer after what I just saw

I never watched an apple jacks commercial again.