recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Link

"HYAAAAAH!"

**Link**. He come to town. He come to ***SAVE***, the princess Zelda.

## Series Appeared In

* Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
* The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
* The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
* The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
* The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
* The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
* The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
* Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

## Trivia

* Link, twink, smell my dink.
* His name is derived from the fact that he is the "link" between the autistic people and the Japanese.
The Banana Watson Hypothetical

**The Banana Watson Hypothetical** is a hypothetical proposed in the Kingdom Hearts series. It is one of the most convoluted hypotheticals to ever be created by the boys.

## The Hypothetical

Chris originally asked Matt what he would do if he completely peeled a banana and found his own face on the banana. Although much was added after that, Matt has continuously stated that he would be terrified of the banana, saying that he'd have to call someone 'special for that'. Add-ons include:

* The banana having all the brain cells of a normal human
* Matt being able to switch personalities with the banana and see through it's eyes
Potara Earrings

Ready to fuse?

The ~~Potato~~ **Potara Earrings** are a totally not weird thing in the world.

These aren't any ordinary beauty product for the head flaps. They can make people fuse together when they both wear them, like that thing from *Dragonzball P*.

Ding Dong mentions them many times in conversations, bumbling about some father and son in law fusing together or something, I dunno.

The Potara Earrings are also responsible for one of the funniest and most autistic beings in the universe, Christian Weston O'Neill. The events involving the separation of Christian Weston O'Neill are currently unknown and widely speculative, but it's believed that his autism was so great that his Potara Earrings shattered under the pressure, forcing him to split into two beings. Although it's believed that one being gained all of the artistic ability with some of the autism and the other gained all of the autism with some of the artistic ability, it is up to speculation as to which of the two beings inherited what skills.
The Green and Retired Man

> "I am green and I am retired."
>
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### Aliases

Zach Hadel, Howard, Greg, the green man that has yet to retire to a life of luxury, fred

### Occupation

R-E-T-I-R-E-D, do I have to spell this out again?

### Friends

the 16 year old billionaire, his personal bodyguards, those crazy people, Lou, Lue, M1 Abrams

### Enemies

The people

The Green and Retired man is known for two things, he is green AND retired.

## Story

This crazy green retired fellows origins are unknown. Little is known or understood about his crazed green psyche. Some of his most well known attributes include his green skin, him being retired, and how amazing he would be as a president. His most noteworthy act was when he was Cancún "Greening out like crazy" taking shots and standing up on tables. He is often heard saying "Green minds think alike". Little is known about the meaning behind this saying, but it is believed to be one of the secrets to green retirement.

## Trivia

* He is green.
* he is retired.
* He is green and retired.
* His connection to the mortal plane is tenuous at best.
* Without his hat he loses his retirement status.
* He has knowledge of all things green.
* Unparalleled retirement status.
Never Again

***Never Again*** is an indie horror game developed and published by Primary Games. The story follows Sasha Anders, a thirteen year old girl with asthma awaking from a nightmare, only to find her family has vanished. She must now find out what happened to them and also find a way to escape the new hellish nightmare that her life has become.

## Episodes

1. NEVER AGAIN
2. The 'SCARED CHILD' Episode
3. House of Blouse
The Grinch

Christmas is very noisy and goes on too long, so the Bois are going to steal it, even if it seems wrong.

### Players

* Chris O'Neill
* Ding Dong
* Julian Marcel

***The Grinch*** is a platformer video game based on the 2000 film of the same name. You play as the titular Grinch, who tries to ruin Whoville's Christmas in a pinch. He does this by stealing presents and decorations, which will ruin all of their preparations.

## Trivia

* Julian once dated a guy who was sexually attracted to the Grinch.
* While the Grinch is green, he does not appear to be retired.
Miguel Goof

Art by Jellyfrench Fries

Bax Goof

Zax Goof

Lawshandra Goof

Thomas Goof

Miguel is the Hidden Child #5 of Goof,

If you didn't know, Goofy was super gay before he died and screwed with dudes a lot, at one point he fucked a Mexican who had a Huge Flopper, so then they had a Child who was half Goof and half Flopper,

After his Fathers death, he made his lifes goal to staring in the Disneys Pixar movie "Coco",

Once it came out, the 2 Funny Bois Ding Dong & Julian said that they didn't like it all that well and said that "The book of Life" was better,
People Playground

***People Playground*** is a physics sandbox game developed by mestiez and published by Studio Minus. With most physics based games, you get to play around with ragdolls in a large open space. People Playground differentiates itself by letting you hurt these ragdolls in gory ways, including shooting, stabing, burning, poisoning, tearing, vaporising, crushing, etc.
Lollipop Chainsaw

***Lollipop Chainsaw*** is a 2012 hack-and-slash video game developed by Grasshopper Manufacture and the Warner Brothers, Wakko, Yakko and Dot for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. A collaboration between game designer Suda51 and filmmaker James Gunn, *Lollipop Chainsaw* was published by Kadokawa in Japan and Warner Bros. in all other territories and was released in June 2012.

Players play as Juliet Starling (Tara Strong) a cheerleader zombie hunter fighting through hordes of zombies in San Romero High School with her iconic chainsaw.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. Nimbsy Bimby's Magnificant Physics Machine
2. Headless Nick
3. Kicking Fun Fun
4. Beetorf
5. Genetics
6. Minecraft Before Minecraft
7. Spinning Meat
8. Elon's Musk
9. Bop It
10. FINALE
Star Trek: Bridge Crew

"TORPEDO ARM, BABY!"

***Star Trek: Bridge Crew*** is a virtual-reality action-adventure video game developed by Red Storm Entertainment and published by Ubisoft. The game takes place in the timeline established in the 2009 Star Trek film and sees the Starfleet ship USS Aegis searching for a new homeworld for the Vulcans after the destruction of their planet.
NakeyJakey

**Jacob Christensen**, better known by his alias **NakeyJakey**, is a comedian who talks/rants about various aspects about video games.

## Appearance

Big skinny boy who probably is a replacement Matt. He is 3'11".

## Projects

Jacob has appeared on the Gus and Eddy podcast as Skinny White Boy from South Dakota. He also has music.
Mack Kenny

Tom Kenny is a prolific voice actor who has worked on many shows and projects, most notably Nickelodeon cartoon *SpongeBob SquarePants*. **Mack Kenny** is his cool son. He wrote an email to Chris in which he stated that he watches OneyPlays.

He was briefly mentioned in an episode of the *Banjo-Kazooie* playthrough. After Matt pondered the possibility of Barack Obama's daughters being fans of OneyPlays, Chris mentioned the email he received from Mack and gave him a shout-out.

He was later brought up again in the same episode. Chris stated that he would not kiss Mack, to which Julian shared the assumption that "he's probably not [...] very good-looking." This was met with shock by everyone else in the room. Julian continued the onslaught against Mack by sharing a theory that he'll replace his father's role in *SpongeBob SquarePants* after he dies.

After viewing the episode, Mack drew a neat picture of Ding Dong and posted it to the official OneyPlays subreddit. Totally tubular! It was accompanied by this title: "I'm Mack Kenny (Tom Kenny's son) and since the funny men mentioned me on the show, here's a Ding Dong I drew!" He then followed it with this comment: "Also when I say they mentioned me I mean they said I was probably ugly and talked about my dad dying. Truly an honor haha"

Mack Kenny also seems to have an affinity for Big Penny and his crew, since he also drew two images based on them.

## Gallery

A picture of Big Penny and his crew, DJ Memeboi and Jiggo J.A drawing of DJ Memeboi with various other doodles.
## Trivia

* It's theorized that Mack inherited the ability to perform his father's iconic SpongeBob voice.
* Chris was about to make a joke at Mack's expense ("Mack Kenny? More like-") but was interrupted by Matt's kissing question.
Mikey J Doug

Get pwned asshole

**Mikey J Doug** is a peasant in the world of Runescape. He's known for taking large handouts from strangers and being completely ungrateful. His pastimes include fighting rats, shit talking, and walking around aimlessly. Mikey also likes to dress like Shaggy Rogers in an attempt to piggyback off of his popularity.
Silent Hill 2

***Silent Hill 2*** is a 2001 survival horror game developed by Team Silent, a group in Konami Computer Entertainment Tokyo, and published by Konami. The second installment in the *Silent Hill* series, *Silent Hill 2* centers on James Sunderland, a widower who journeys to the town of Silent Hill after receiving a letter from his dead wife, Fogtina, informing him that she is waiting there for him. An extended version containing an extra bonus scenario, *Born from a Wish*, and other additions was published for Xbox in December of the same year.

## Episodes

1. Johnny
2. Frightning Fathers
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island

***Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island*** is a 1995 platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES). The player controls Yoshi, a friendly dinosaur, on a quest to reunite baby Mario with his brother Luigi, who has been kidnapped by Kamek.

The game has a hand-drawn aesthetic and was the first in the franchise to have Yoshi as its main character, where it introduces his signature flutter jump and egg spawning abilities.

## Episode

1. SUPER MARIO WORLD 2: YOSHI'S ISLAND
2. Tomar Loses It in: SUPER MARIO WORLD 2 YOSHI'S ISLAND
3. Sipping Jimmy in: SUPER MARIO WORLD 2 YOSHI'S ISLAND
4. Tomar Takes Wing in Yoshi's Island
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages

The land of Labrynna is in danger, but you just know Chris, Link, and the rest have things handled.

### Players

* Chris O'Neill
* Julian Marcel
* Ding Dong
* Matt Watson

***The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages*** is an action-adventure game in *The Legend of Zelda* series, developed by Flagship (a subsidiary of Capcom).

## Episodes

1. Roast Beef
2. Baby Tree
3. Texas Truck
OneyStays

The greatest thing since OJ's orange juice.

> *"Hey, what's up?"* - DingDong calmly announcing his return.
>
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**OneyStays** was an event/miniseries on the channel that detailed Chris's two-week long adventure with Ding Dong and Julian. this event ended on August 25th 2021, with the crew playing a Pokémon fangame. It is unknown if any new OneyStays episodes are left, however with 9 months since the last episode (as of the time this is written) its quite safe to say this series has come to a close.

## Intro

The OneyStays intro begins with Chris running through the Eternal Forest in a panicked state. He stops to see that a spaceship has crashed into the Newgrounds Office. Chris then screams very loudly. Ding Dong passes by the window and opens the door with Julian besides him, before we cut to a CGI computer in the dingy NG Office with the show's logo on it.

In *Panic!*, the intro is virtually the same, but Chris runs past a Kiwi and Ding Dong instead says: "Can you keep it down?"

In *Pikachu's Quest*, Chris runs past a png of Ash Ketchum which screams at him. Ding Dong says: "You can always knock."

## Games Played

* Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth
* The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Semi-continuation, unceremoniously unfinished)
* Mad Rat Dead
* The Magic School Bus Explores the Human Body
* Panic! (One-Off)
* Pikachu's Quest (One-Off)
* Resident Evil 4 (Continuation from 2017 with conclusion, thanks Amin <3)
* The Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare
* Sonic Robo Blast 2
* WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!
* YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG

## Trivia

* This is the first time Julian has appeared on the channel since April 2019.
	+ This is, however, not the first time Ding Dong has appeared since Ding Dong and Julian's grand departure, as he appeared in the Mr. Maze and Stuart Little playthroughs with Sonny.
* *Resident Evil 4* was not a direct continuation, even if it seems to be one: much like *Kingdom Hearts 2*, the sweet bean known as Amin successfully got the boys up to where they left off in a short space of time with most all the collectibles they initially had. For that, we are forever indebted toward the brown one that is He.
* As of June 14, 2021, videos with Lyle, Tomar and the regular boys are being uploaded alongside OneyStays episodes.
* Considered games for this series included *Shadow the Hedgehog* on GameCube and the heavily fan-requested *Kingdom Hearts 3*: however, factors hampered these from happening. The GameCube they had in the office malfunctioned and they were not able to play *Shadow*. They tried playing through *KH3* initially but found it incredibly boring and only got as far as the end of the opening Hercules world.
* Julian's character was given a redesign for this series, now showing a pompadour as a new hair style.
Ryo Hazuki

Ryo "Shenmue" Hazuki is the 18 year old protagonist of some game for the Dreamcast that the boiz played one time. Being the main character of a video game takes a lot of hard work and dedication, and as such, Ryo manages to be the master of the ancient ~~Chinese~~ ~~Japanese~~ East Asian, probably, art of "Chatterang".
MOTHERFUCKER.OBJ

Aaaaaaaaaah

"YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" ~ MotherFucker.OBJ (He's not agreeing with you, he's actually falling).

**MotherFucker.OBJ** is one of many Lab Assistants on the Wumpa Islands, in the Cortex Vortex, and in time itself. He has the ability to not only appear in multiple places at once, but change form at will.

He was notably strong enough to launch Coco into the distance off of the great wall when she attempted to attack him while riding a small tiger. He is shown to be proficient with many different kinds of weapons, and is very troublesome for Crash Bandicoot and Coco. MotherFucker is a force to be reckoned with. Unfortunately, he is fated to die at the hands of Gremblo in an epic battle.

## Forms

* Barricader
* Beaker Thrower
* Blow-gunner
* Double-Headed Ogre
* Dragon
* Pyromaniac
* Hunter
* Knight
* Mummy
* Ninja
* Ice Cutter
* Sewer Worker
* Skier
* Smasher
* Wizard
* Mud Floater
* Cyborg
* Bandicoot Gang Rapist
Lumbering Sloth Man

"Look at this stupid furhing-.." Chris O'neil

The Sloth Man waits, to have a ~~word~~ **Boy**.

The Sloth Man is a special funny NPC from Shenmue, when speaking with Naoyuki, he will stand behind you to listen to the conversation. When spoken to, The Sloth Man tells you that he is a Robot, and that you should go away. After being talked to, The Sloth Man then proceeds to sing unintelligibly, and skip away like a nincompoop.

Many people are unhappy about him. It is likely this is because of his obviously fake, robot-man face.
Lawshandra Goof

Art by Jellyfrench Fries

Bax Goof

Zax Goof

Miguel Goof

Thomas Goof

Lawshandra is the Hidden Child #4 of Goofy

Some say it was unexpected, some say it's natural, but we all never knew Goofy's wife, but something about Lawshandras looks really tell you who she was

After her Fathers death, she then followed her dream of finding that Carame lGoddess written in the journals of a Grand Writer, she's hopeing that when she finds her, that they will allow her to join the FatBla sister's, but she must find the Blackness first,
Big Ouch

The coolest one so far

Tim Wreather

Pengulon

Mr. Bladski

Slicey Slicey Bad Man

Swingo Skeleto

The Big Ouch is really cool,

Due to the remastered version, his color scream was once Brights Purple, with his big walkin stick he smackith the small boys,

Chris himself said this design looks cool for a Gay Game,

his presence is so spooky that a Crisis will begin and alert the media, Ambulances will fly everywhere, Accidents shall happen, we're not Joking anymore,

After all hell breaks loss, he shall retreat to the waters,
Cyberpunk 2077

" The future sounds awesome. "
 — Zach Hadel, in the year 2077.

***Cyberpunk 2077*** is an action role-playing game set in the year 2077, where people have red eyes and stomp like dinos. Developed and published by CD Projekt, the story follows a customisable mercenary street kid known as V in the futuristic world of Night City, where he meets several funny characters like T-Bug and Keanu Reeves.

The game is infamous for it's vast amount of bugs and glitches (despite being in development for over nine years), leading to not only Sony having to remove it from the PlayStation Store for seven months, but CD Projekt themselves were also subject to investigations and lawsuits.

## Episodes

1. CYBERPUNK 2077
2. The Super Nitpick Bros play CYBERPUNK 2077
3. slurping up a flat JPEG of Ramen Noodles in CYBERPUNK 2077
4. BEEP BEEP
The Blue Army

They have the blues.

**The Blue Army** was a powerful and fearless army who fought in a great war against The Red Army. They were unflinching and merciless in the face of their enemy, but it is unknown what were they truly fighting for.

When three funny boys were drafted into the war, they joined on the side of The Blue Army, where they participated in intentional friendly fire, discussions about Call of Duty, and shared prejudice against pigs.
The Funniest Bit on the Channel

Art by Harrison Klein!

**The Funniest Bit on the Channel** is a stage play created by and starring Zach Hadel and Joshua Tomar, and is indeed the funniest bit on the channel. It follows Super Mario as he visits a tax accountant.

While playing Hitman 3, Zach got the idea for the stage play and formally invited Tomar to help out with his creative vision. Zach also cloned himself an entire production crew to help out with the development. After months of production, The Funniest Bit on the Channel was finally ready to be shown to the world. Many people showed up to the world premier, including Chris O'Neill, his girlfriend Veronica Gallardo, Lyle Burruss and the great Linkara.

## Transcript

(Zach, dressed up as Super Mario from the Super Mario franchise, sits on a chair opposite of Tomar, who is sitting at a desk.)

**Zach:** Um, so what would you consider write-off material, like, I-I know I bought, I bought a new PC...

**Tomar:** Well you said... did you say you were a plumber?

**Zach:** Yeah.

**Tomar:** Uh, so really expenses related to, um, like, y-your plumbing business

**Zach:** Okay.

**Tomar:** Like, if you truck, if you exclusively use a truck for your business, you could-

**Zach:** I don't truck, I don't-

**Tomar:** You could write off-

**Zach:** I don't even have a car, I just Uber everywhere-

## Controversy

During the world premiere, Chris O'Neill stood up and yelled out: *"This is like Family Guy!"*, which caused the two performers to break character and laugh at Chris' comment. However, the Zach clones did not appreciate their hard work and effort being derailed by such a comment, and they all started to go berserk. Chris, Zach and Tomar escaped the carnage as fast as they could.

Not much is known about what happened next, but what we do know is that Veronica, Lyle and Linkara escaped unharmed and the Zach clones were all decommissioned and locked away in the basement of the OneyPlays HQ, never to see the light of day ever again. Recorded footage of the play was re-released on VHS, DVD, Blu Ray and YouTube for all to enjoy.
The Hitler Hypothetical

Art by Uricksaladbar

The Hitler Hypothetical (also known as "The Great War of '16") is a hypothetical Chris created. It caused quite a fuss when first proposed to the rest of the Oney Plays crew, specifically Julian, Ding Dong, and Matt. It caused a screaming match between the crew on two separate occasions - It was first introduced in episode 7 of the Kingdom Hearts series, and was brought back temporarily in the Banjo-Kazooie series.

## The Hypothetical

The hypothetical basically asks whether or not one would torture a 6-inch tall perfect copy of Adolf Hitler. Here are some different viewpoints on the subject:

### Chris' Viewpoint

Chris states that the new Hitler did everything the old Hitler did "in his thoughts and in his mind", and that he is guilty.

### Everyone Else's Viewpoint

Julian, Ding Dong and Matt all state that the new Hitler is a completely different person, and is innocent. In response to Chris' claim that he thinks he did it, Ding Dong has said that "your neighbor could be thinking these things too".

## New Spins on the Classic Hypothetical

Several spins on the classic formula have been brought up -

* The Shapiffany Version - Asks if one would be angry if Chris did the dirty deed with a clone of their girlfriend (in this case, the beautiful Shapiffany). Julian states he would be irrationally mad if the original Shapiffany was gone. Introduced in the boys' playthrough of Banjo-Kazooie.
* The Osama Version - Before Hitler was brought into the equation, Chris asked if one would torture a perfect clone of Osama Bin Laden. Matt replied by stating that Osama's actions were learned, not genetic. Introduced before the Hitler version we know and love, but in the same episode.
* Mountaintop Version - Chris, in a moment of desperation, quickly asked what one would do if Shapifanny's clone put the tiny Hitler clone in her pocket and ran away to fight him in the mountains. Ding Dong replied with "I don't care, they're clones!" Also introduced in the boys' playthrough of Banjo-Kazooie.
Roberto

Original art from Arthur Effgus!

**Roberto** is a small Irish boy who likes to walk through the Eternal Forest. During his travels, he met The Will-o'-the-Wisp, who was being abducted by The Federal Government. He tried to warn The Federal Government to get out of the woods when the Will-o'-the-Wisp starting counting, but by then it was too late. The Will-o'-the-Wisp starting growing, and after Roberto stuck his finger through the ghost's body, so did he.
Sackboy: A Big Adventure

***Sackboy: A Big Adventure*** is a 2.5D platformer game developed by Sumo Digital and published by Sony Interactive Entertainment. A spinoff of the *LittleBigPlanet* series, it follows Sackboy, and features 3D platforming as opposed to 2.5D in previous entries.

## Episodes

1. SACKBOY: A BIG STINKIN' ADVENTURE (PS5)
2. My Beautiful Invisible Woman in SACKBOY: A BIG GOOFIN' ADVENTURE (PS5)
Skinwalker Hunt

"Nobody told me the Skinwalker was a fucking MANLET!"

**Skinwalker Hunt** is a survival first-person shooter developed by *Andrii Vintsevych* and published on Steam. As the title emplies, the game is directly about hunting the fabled monster through any means necessary, being with traps, guns, strategy, or magic

The game is part of the Hunt series (?), but as the first game takes place during the colonizing period of America, this one happens in a more modern setting with modern weapons. The game is heavily based on exploration, and has its share of natural enemies to keep you intertained when the Skinwalker isn't around. As for OneyPlays, this game is part of Boney Plays (2022).

## Episodes

1. SKINWALKER HUNT (From the Creator of WITCH HUNT)
2. Encountering Scary Worshippers in SKINWALKER HUNT (WITCH HUNT Creator)
3. Bear Trappin' in in SKINWALKER HUNT (WITCH HUNT Creator)
4. Cowardly Howls in SKINWALKER HUNT (WITCH HUNT Creator)
5. FINALE - SKINWALKER HUNT (WITCH HUNT Creator)
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

It's a classic tale of boy meets girl, and the Bois are along for the ride.

***Plumbers Don't Wear Ties*** is an adult-oriented "romantic comedy" graphic adventure game/dating sim developed and published by Kirin Entertainment for the 3DO Interactive Multiplayer.

The game stars John (*Edward J. Foster*) and Jane (*Jeanne Basone*), two people who are being pressured by their respective parents to go out and find a spouse, with the player's task being to get the two of them together.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. Longfoot
2. White Men Can't Use Knives
3. Pig Thumb
4. Finale

## Trivia

* This was the last playthrough/video uploaded in 2017.
Mortal Shell

***Mortal Shell*** is an action role-playing video game developed by Cold Symmetry and published by Playstack. Mortal Shell is a deep action-RPG that tests your sanity and resilience in a shattered world. As the remains of humanity wither and rot, zealous foes fester in the ruins. They spare no mercy, with survival demanding superior awareness, precision and instincts. Track down hidden sanctums of devout followers and discover your true purpose.
Pantinkio

GET ME OUT OF HERE

Riku

this is the wooden boy Pantinkio.

most of his life was spent being stuck in a whale, and he's in that whale still, and he refuses to leave.

One thing important about him is you NEVER WANT TO BE STUCK IN A CAGE WITH HIM, all he'll do is yell nonstop to "LET ME OUTTA HERE", like dear god.

After Chris and the Funny Bois got vored by the whale, Chris then said that he now wanted to make a cartoon called Pintinkio and name his son that.

They never mentioned him again...
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

" Welcome back to OneyPlays and the Big Ol' Gays! Welcome to Episode 568, Ocarina of Time; still at the title screen! "
 — Julian and Ding Dong introducing the playthrough.

***The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time*** is an action-adventure game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo 64. It was released in Japan and North America in November 1998, and in PAL regions the following month. *Ocarina of Time* is the fifth game in *The Legend of Zelda* series, and the first with 3D graphics.

The player controls Link in the fantasy land of Hyrule on a quest to stop the evil king Ganondorf, by navigating dungeons and traveling through time using an ocarina, hence the title of the game.

## Playthrough

On April 29th, 2018, Chris, Ding Dong and Julian began an Ocarina of Time playthrough. This playthrough lasted for two episodes and ended on April 30th.

On May 11th, 2021, the three boys returned to Ocarina of Time for some more fun. They prefaced at the beginning of this playthrough that although they were going to try to beat the game, they didn't get very far and had unfortunately ran out of time. This playthrough lasted an extra five episodes and ended on May 23rd.

## Episodes

1. The Boys are Back
2. Big tree die I cry
3. RETURN TO ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME
4. Making Fun of Australians in ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME
5. Playing 90s TV Theme Songs in ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME
6. Playing the Crazy Bus Theme in ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME
7. "Yippi-dee For Me, TummyTum" - ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME
Kurt Zisa

Snakey Snakey boohoohoo

Friendzeo

Boy Clobberer

Boy Slapper

Lombuncchus Louie

Rombunchus Ray

George Brown

Kurtus Zisa is a secret boss in Kingdom Hearts.

hey, remember that snakey multi-Armed guy from the gay game? I do, why do you think he's on this Wiki?

Now you see, he was actually a contestant in a contest to name the secret boss for Kingdom Hearts, the reason he was the one chosen was because he had the strangest name then anyone else, even when he specifically told Square to not do it, they made him into a Snake.
Lanky Kong: Double Dash!!

He has no style, he has no grace, this Kong has a funny face

**Lanky Kong** is a wacky Orange Sumatran Orangutan Kong and an ally of the DK Krew and the Kong Family. He's described as "a twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree" and non-biological distant cousin. He, along with Tiny and Chunky Kong, first appeared in *Donkey Kong 64*. He is currently voiced by Kentaro Tone, but was previously voiced by Chris Sutherland in *Donkey Kong 64*.

Because of his name and orange fur, he bears a resemblance to the Manky Kongs, which is a clan he may be related to. Despite his lack of style, grace, and him having a funny face, he has the longest arms of any Kong in the *DK* series.

## Personality

One of the more eccentric, happy, and joyful members of the Kong Klan similar to Diddy Kong and Kiddy Kong, Lanky has been depicted as goofy, exuberant, erratic, loud, but also has shown intelligence and competence. He's probably the most laid back of them all, stumbling with comical style and flair akin to an actual clown or a court jester. He's a little out there, but his unorthodox ways of thinking and those incredibly long arms only help to make those tense situations the Kongs find themselves in, a lot easier to handle.
Sean bean

**Sean Bean** was born as an illegitimate child to Motifa and an unknown mistress. Motifa could not raise the child, and trusted Spangy with spiriting him away as an infant. Motifa still asked Spangy for updates on Seans whereabouts, but never met with the boy anytime after he was given up. Sean was unaware of anything regarding this for most of his life.

In his youth, he grew up believing that his father was a raccoon chewer and his mother had died giving birth to him. Early on in his life, he discovered the seductiveness of Motifa Magic, practicing it and using it on a daily basis. Seam joined the Cult of Motifucus Evidently, Sean briefly came into possession of The Grand Egglet.

Sean notes that he and his friends got in over their heads and some of his friends died in a disastrous accident. Later, a priest managed to convert Sean to the worship of the Judaism He became a priest at the Chapel of Jewish stuff in Alabama.
Shilbo

An image of the app's icon.

If you ever need gaming knowledge, Shilbo is the app for you! Developed by Apple themselves, Shilbo will send tips and tricks for any and all games. If you're a lonely person, just say "I need a GF!" three times, and the app will send pictures of really cute smiling girls!

Chris and the Funny Bois don't use the app, mainly for the fact that they're already epic gamers, and already have sweet babes (Sorry ladies, they're taken, so back off!).
Scary Tales Vol. 1

***Scary Tales*** is a retro horror anthology game published by Puppet Combo. The game has four games in one, including: ***Night Shift*** (2018), ***Spiders*** (2018), ***Feed Me Billy*** (2018) and ***The Riverside Incident*** (2019).

## Episodes

1. SCARY TALES
2. Where's Dodgeball in SCARY TALES?
3. SCARY TALES FINALE
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

Chris and friends get dropped into a war field where they must fight anyone they see in order to survive. Don't worry, they're not scared (for the most part).

### Players

* Chris O'Neill
* Julian Marcel
* Ding Dong
* Jake
* Amin Elgarch
* Shädman
* Niall Murray
* Steve
* James Cunningham
* Zach Hadel

### Complete Series

Link

***PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds*** (More commonly known as ***PUBG***) is an online multiplayer battle royale game developed and published by PUBG Corporation, a subsidiary of South Korean video game company Bluehole.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. No Pooss!
2. Lovely Day
3. Alien Person
4. Nerds
5. FINALE
6. Big Buggy Men
7. Duckos 'n' Doggies
8. PUBG HEHE WEE
9. Stupid Convos

## Trivia

* PUBG has the highest amount of players in a playthrough (10 in total)
* According to Chris, this game is almost as beautiful as Minecraft: Epic Edition.
Schmeebly the Janitor

**Schmeebly** is the janitor of Oneyplays. He is described as having three heads and living in a closet. Schmeebly appeared once for a short period to take Chris' place while he was in the bathroom (presumably fingering himself) during a playthrough of Hercules on Playstation. During Schmeebly's short lived playthrough, Harry Partridge made a brief appearance to spread the the word of Islam.
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis

***Resident Evil 3: Nemesis*** is a survival horror game developed and published by Capcom for the PlayStation. It is the third game in the *Resident Evil* series and takes place almost concurrently with the events of *Resident Evil 2*. The player must control former elite agent Jill Valentine as she escapes from a T-virus infected Raccoon City as she is being pursued by a bio-weapon called Nemesis.

A remake of the game was released in 2020.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. A Wilhelm WELCOME
2. Cory Riddles
3. Gorilla Full of BEES!
4. Great Wall of Critic
5. Stacy's Mom
6. do I stink?
7. Robo-Roleplay
8. Key To My Heart
9. Crowtopia
10. Banana Brown
11. The Missing Jill
12. Sea Biscuit
13. Infinitive Eels
14. Big Wormin
15. Baldy Goes Basic
16. FINALE
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins

***Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins*** is a platformer game developed and published by Nintendo for the Game Boy. It is the sequel to *Super Mario Land*. In *Super Mario Land 2,* the player assumes the role of Mario, whose main objective is to reclaim his personal island, Mario Land, from the clutches of his greedy rival Wario. The gameplay builds and expands on that of its precursor with innovations carried over from *Super Mario World*.

## Episode

1. SUPER MARIO LAND 2
2. Adam X Mario in MARIO LAND 2
3. Mario Factoids in SUPER MARIO LAND 2
4. Finale - MARIO LAND 2
Screamo

Much Majestic

**Screamo** is a Dolphin, but *SpOoKiEr*.

## What's the Deal with Screamo?

Screamo is the **Protector of the Ocean**, ridding any and all garbage and toxins that have seeped into the algae by eating them (which explains his green tongue). This doesn't effect him in any negative way, since he is a Zombie Dolphin. Though it may appear Screamo is in extreme pain, he's actually fine with his zombification, as it gives him a newfound sense of purpose.

## History

Screamo was first introduced in *Mario Paint: Artist Studio*, where he is found by Chris, Julian and Ding Dong in the ocean. He was badly damaged, with large bloody scrapes on both of his sides caused by humans dropping shape and dangerous objects and poisons. Though it was stitched and healed by the Bois (albeit very poorly), Screamo sadly past away, but he happily came back as a Zomboid shortly after.

## Trivia

* Screamo's likeness was used in the hit PopCap game *Plants vs. Zombies* for the Dolphin Rider Zombie enemy. Despite being disappointed at the lack of stitches or bleeding eyes, he was still satisfied with his appearance in the game.
Super Mario 3D World

Chris takes advantage of a little Sprixie princess in a jar. Tomar knows what he's about to do.

### Episodes

* 4 (3D World)
* 6 (Bowser's Fury)

### Status

* Unfinished (3D World)
* Completed (Bowser's Fury)

### Start Date

* February 24th, 2021 (3D World)
* March 5th, 2021 (Bowser's Fury)

### End Date

* March 10th, 2021 (3D World)
* March 20th, 2021 (Bowser's Fury)

### Players

* Chris O'Neill
* Lyle Burruss
* Joshua Tomar

### Complete Series

* Link (3D World)
* Link (Bowser's Fury)

***Super Mario 3D World*** is a platformer game developed and published by Nintendo for the Wii U in 2013. The game has you play as either Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach or Toad (Rosalina is unlockable) as they attempt to rescue fairy-like creatures called Sprixies from Bowser, who invades the realm known as the Sprixie Kingdom.

In 2021, the game was re-released on the Nintendo Switch with a brand new side game along with it, ***Bowser's Fury***; where the player controls Mario through Lake Lapcat, a 3D cat-themed open world to complete challenges and collect "Cat Shines" to dispel a black sludge that's infecting the land and free Bowser (known as Fury Bowser) from its control. At irregular intervals, Bowser turns the world into apocalyptic night to rain fire on Mario and alter the environment.

## Playthrough

On the 25th of February, 2021, Chris, Lyle and Tomar begun their journey through the Sprixie Kingdom as Mario, Luigi and Toad respectively. The Bois also decided to try out *Bowser's Fury*, a side game introduced in the enhanced Switch port.

While they had stopped playing the base game on March 10th, 2021, they continued playing Bowser's Fury until it was completed on March 20th, 2021.

## Episodes

### Super Mario 3D World

1. SUPER MARIO 3D WORLD
2. Gettin' More FREAKY in SUPER MARIO 3D WORLD
3. Uncontrollable IMMENSE POWER in SUPER MARIO 3D WORLD
4. No More Mario :/ in SUPER MARIO 3D WORLD

### Bowser's Fury

The playlist can be found here.

1. BOWSER'S FURY
2. Small things dying in BOWSER'S FURY :/
3. Tomar PLEASE don't kill these cats in BOWSER'S FURY
4. We might actually kill Bowser in BOWSER'S FURY
5. Shooting out of a blue whale's blow hole in BOWSER'S FURY
6. FINALE - BOWSER'S FURY

## Trivia

* In Episode 1 of 3D World, Chris and Lyle revealed that Zach had died inbetween recordings, and a new one had been planted and would soon grow in his place. This new Zach wouldn't show up until Hitman 3.
* In the finale to Bowser's Fury, Lyle jumpscares the audience in the intro. Yeah, real funny dude, I could've had a heart attack and died.
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale

***PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale*** is a 2012 crossover platform-fighter developed by SuperBot Entertainment, in conjunction with Bluepoint Games, and published by Sony Computer Entertainment for the PlayStation 3 and PlayStation Vita.

Characters from several Sony franchises can be played as, such as Kratos, Nathan Drake, Parappa the Rapper, Ratchet and Clank, Sly Cooper, etc.
Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures

***Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures*** is a side-scrolling point-and-click graphic adventure game developed and published by Namco. Instead of being a maze game like the majority of its predecessors, *Pac-Man 2* incorporates light point-and-click adventure game elements.

## Episodes

1. PAC-MAN 2: THE NEW ADVENTURES
2. One Last Dance in PAC-MAN 2: THE NEW ADVENTURES
Super Mario World

Can the the Bois and Mario stop Bowser from ruining their vacation with his kidnappings? Thumbnail from the 2017 playthrough.

### Episodes

* 3 (2017)
* 9 (2022)

### Start Date

* October 1st, 2017
* May 12th, 2022

### End Date

* October 3rd, 2017
* July 3rd, 2022

### Players

* Chris O'Neill
* Ding Dong (2017)
* Julian Marcel (2017)
* Lyle Burruss (2017)
* Zach Hadel (2022)
* Cory J. Beck (2022)
* Joshua Tomar (2022)

### Complete Series

Link

***Super Mario World*** is a 1990 side-scrolling platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES). The story follows Mario's quest to save Princess Toadstool and Dinosaur Land from the series' antagonist Bowser and his minions, the Koopalings.

## Episodes

### 2017

The playlist can be found here.

1. Cats Doing It
2. I Would Like To Smell Them
3. SpongeBob Pron

### 2022

The playlist can be found here.

1. SUPER MARIO WORLD
2. Cory's Yoshis in SUPER MARIO WORLD
3. Cory Freaks Out In SUPER MARIO WORLD
4. "Who Would Cory Kiss?" in SUPER MARIO WORLD
5. Mario is STIMMING in SUPER MARIO WORLD
6. Teaching Movies to Tomar in SUPER MARIO WORLD
7. The Ultimate Mario Queen in SUPER MARIO WORLD
8. "BE CAREFUL CORY!!" in SUPER MARIO WORLD
9. Finale - SUPER MARIO WORLD

## Trivia

* Episode 7 of the 2022 playthrough had to be reuploaded due to monetization issues. The original episode has since been unlisted, but is still available to watch here.
The Drown House

The Drown House is an alleged new means of "humane" execution drafted by the state of Texas, according to Chris and Ding Dong. If you are given the death penalty, you are put in an empty room with no doors and only circular windows. It is then filled with water before being lifted into the air by twenty helicopters which are all attached to strands of dirty dental floss, before the Drown House is brought into the heavens. Once the Drown House is at a high enough point in the sky, the helicopters drop it and let it fall to the ground. If you somehow miraculously manage to avoid drowning, the fall itself will kill you. However, if you can collect the eight red coins before death you will be spared.

## Satoru Iwata's Death

According to Ding Dong, Satoru "Drinkin' Me Water" Iwata died in the Drown House. Chris claimed that it was Nintendo's farewell to Iwata, but Ding Dong revealed that Iwata was so thirsty, he requested to be put in there. Both his colleagues at Nintendo and the members of the Texas Law Department asked if he was sure about this decision, giving off the impression that they were against this idea, but Iwata made his mind and nothing could change it. As we know, Iwata did not survive his time in the Drown House and unfortunately passed away on July 11th, 2015.
Oney Plays Wiki

## Hello, Hah... Welcome!

The **Oney Plays Wiki** is intended for documentation of all things related to the Oney Plays YouTube channel. This includes in-depth archives of episodes, guests, games, and more, as well as a huge collection of the hypothetical situations and other made-up stuff that the hosts have invented. This can also be considered a fanon/headcanon wiki of sorts, as contributors are encouraged to play with and expand upon the so-called Oney Plays Lore.

We've got a brief list of rules, so please follow them to avoid getting put in The Drown House.

1. **Please refrain from vandalizing pages with content that is low-quality and/or not related to Oney Plays in any way.**
2. **If a page has a big bold scary disclaimer in it, READ IT and OBEY IT.**
3. **Do NOT post compromising or leaked information, especially for individuals who specifically wish to stay low-profile. This includes pretty much anything about Ding Dong or Julian that isn't made-up.**
4. **Do NOT share any information here that you wouldn't want casual Oney Plays fans—many of whom are young and impressionable—to be reading.**
5. **Do NOT engage in or try to start drama, whether it be on this wiki or elsewhere. Additionally, using this wiki to document drama is kinda frowned upon.**
6. **Leave Doug Walker and Linkara alone.**

That should be it! Have fun, keep contributions lighthearted and try writing in a satirical format. It's more fun that way! And remember... *Have a Boy!*
Super Mario Bros. 3

" It's-a-Me, Mario! I love to kiss women on the mouth consensually! "
 — Super Mario's signature catchphrase, as said by Zach Hadel

***Super Mario Bros. 3*** is a platform action-adventure game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). It is the third installment in the *Super Mario* series.

The game follows Mario and Luigi going on a journey through the Mushroom Kingdom to save Princess Peach from the clutches of Bowser and his seven Koopaling children.

## Episodes

1. SUPER MARIO BROS. 3
2. Give Me Your Energy!
3. Jeepers Creepers
4. Stroke Me
House of Beck

House of Beck is a short-lived slice of life harem isekai anime created by Chris O'Neill, Zach Hadel and Cory Beck. Created in Sonic Heroes Episode 20, the series follows Cory Beck, who is mysteriously killed and reincarnated as a giant beetle. Cory attempts to adjust to his new buggy life, finding hardships in romance and vengeance.

## Plot

Cory Beck is is an average high school student who suffers from severe "artism", and because of that, he was widely known as the scum of his school, and suffered constant bullying. However, his misery did come to an end one day, as he was hit by a Little Debbie's truck and killed instantly. While the whole school laughed at his corpse, Cory's soul was rejected from entering heaven, and was sent to another life in another reality so then he can learn a lesson or something.

He woke up in his bed with a crazy boner, but most importantly he was now a 7-foot tall dung beetle; with the only reminiscent feature being his human head. No one seem to be disturbed by that fact, and neither was Cory. But as it turns out, being a giant beetle made Cory quite popular, and he managed to get close to the most popular girl in school, Cheerlita. He found out about her tendency of having terrible diarrhoea near the milkshake factory. He set out in a mission to steal her faeces to make the perfect shit ball, and it's success was as hilarious as it was emotionally perfect.

Cory's life seemed to be an endless paradise, but for every Beetle Jesus, there's a Scorpion Judas. One day, his school received a new student, Zach the Scorpion; a 7-feet tall scorpion with a nasal goblin head. He ends up being much more popular than Cory ever was, stealing the spotlight to himself and even taking the heart of Cheerlita. Cory had enough, and he planned to make a huge party and not invite Zach out of spite. He and his massive harem of high school girls have an awesome time, but eventually news come that Cheerlita was hospitalized for accidentally hitting her head against Zach's stinger while they tried to have raw hardcore sex.

Cory came to her aid on the hospital, only to find his long lost love in her death bed with severe brain damage and her skull split open. She claimed that only true love's kiss could save her, but Cory refused. Her end eventually came when Zach the Scorpion barged in and killed the defenceless girl in her bed, claiming that she was manipulating him this whole time and actually wanted to be bros with Cory. With that climatic ending, House of Beck concludes.

Due to budget restraints, the original mangaka quit the project, putting the series on hold until Mad House Animations was willing to let him direct with no alterations to the source material. To this day it is considered a single-season masterpiece like One-Punch Man, Cowboy Bebop and Golden Boy.

## Gallery

Netflix's House of Beck poster by LambdalethFan Art of Beetle Cory by MarkOfTheSlayerFan Art of Scorpion Zach by MarkOfTheSlayerFan Art of Beetle Cory, Scorpion Zach and Cheerlita by jovialjukebox
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX

***The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening*** is a 1993 action-adventure game developed and published by Nintendo for the Game Boy. It is the first installment in *The Legend of Zelda* series for a handheld game console. *Link's Awakening* is one of the few *Zelda* games not to take place in the land of Hyrule, and it does not feature Princess Zelda or the Triforce relic. Instead, the protagonist Link begins the game stranded on Koholint Island, a place guarded by a whale-like deity called the Wind Fish. Assuming the role of Link, the player fights monsters and solves puzzles while searching for eight musical instruments that will awaken the sleeping Wind Fish and allow him to escape from the island.

Development began as an effort to port the Super Nintendo Entertainment System game *A Link to the Past* to the Game Boy, developed after-hours by Nintendo staff. It grew into an original project under the direction of Takashi Tezuka, with a story and script created by Yoshiaki Koizumi and Kensuke Tanabe. The majority of the *Link to the Past* team reassembled for *Link's Awakening*, and Tezuka wanted the game world to feel like the television series *Twin Peaks*. After a development period of one and a half years, *Link's Awakening* was released in Japan in June 1993 and worldwide later in the year.

*Link's Awakening* was critically and commercially successful. Critics praised the game's depth and number of features; complaints focused on its control scheme and monochrome graphics. An updated rerelease, ***The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX***, was released for the Game Boy Color in 1998 featuring color graphics, compatibility with the Game Boy Printer, and an exclusive color-based dungeon. Together, the two versions of the game have sold more than six million units worldwide, and have appeared on multiple game publications' lists of the best video games of all time. A high-definition remake for the Nintendo Switch was developed by Grezzo and released worldwide in 2019. The DX version was released as part of the Nintendo Switch Online service in February 2023.

## Episodes

1. LEGEND OF ZELDA: LINK'S AWAKENING
2. Cabbage Fail Kids in LEGEND OF ZELDA: LINK'S AWAKENING
3. Cool Bowow Sounds in LEGEND OF ZELDA: LINK'S AWAKENING
4. Link Bizkit in LINK'S AWAKENING
5. Teh Diapzords in LINK'S AWAKENING
6. Link's Mission in LINK'S AWAKENING
7. Singin' Beautiful Babe in LEGEND OF ZELDA: LINK'S AWAKENING