The Spiffing Brit

The glorious Spiffing Brit himself.

**The Spiffing Brit** or Spiff is the greatest cheesy exploit hunter to have ever lived, but despite his fame Spiff is a mysterious figure. All that is known about him is that his ability to move between planes of existence with ease comes from an incredibly powerful type of tea known as Yorkshire Tea and that he is responsible for the creation of all known Immortals, including Reanu Keeves

## **History**

The Spiffing Brit is the force behind the creation of every known Immortal, and, except for Reanu Keeves, he does not regret leading them to Cheesy power. Spiff's adventures are so numerous It would take hundreds of years to recount them all, so his most significant exploits throughout history have been.

### **Yorkshire Tea**

It is believed by most that Spiff's only true goal is to acquire and consume the substance known as Yorkshire tea, to satisfy his insatiable thirst for it. His addiction to the substance is so great in fact, that if he was to be denied it long enough he could die.

The tea itself is said to be too powerful to be created by any known beings including the Immortals themselves, so it is believed the creator and provider of Yorkshire tea is a mysterious inter-dimensional entity known as Erihskroy.

#### Erihskroy's nectar

Since the discovery of Erihskroy it has been assumed that Yorkshire tea is actually the nectar of this godly entity and that the Spiffing Brit was the first biological being to make contact with it and taste it's nectar.

The taste of which was so majestic that Spiff became addicted instantly, and upon his return to the material universe he hunted relentlessly for anything with the same sensation. Spiff searched for years until one-day while traversing the mountains of Antarctica he came across a strange shrine, inscribed on which was the word Erihskroy.

Spiff quickly realized that the shrine could be used to speak to Erihskroy, so Spiff made a deal with the entity, it would supply him with Yorkshire tea and in return Spiff would harvest pure Cheesy exploits for Erihskroy, for eternity.

#### The Queen of England

It is known that Spiff pledges his loyalty to Queen Elizabeth II of England, despite also serving Erihskroy. He is believed to have a picture of "Queenie" above his desk and above his bed, and frequently references his undying love (whether romantic or not is unknown) of the Queen and the glorious country which she leads. It seems that she is the force behind the "Britishness" of the Spiffing Brit, as she often encourages him to colonize and re-create the British Empire. How Spiff resolves any potential conflics of interest between his two masters is not known.

## **Bellum Bellorum**

Many of Spiff's followers believe that, aside from giving the Cheese he discovers to Erihskroy in exchange for Yorkshire Tea, his purpose for gathering The Cheesy Exploits is to absorb their power in anticipation of Bellum Bellorum, The War for Control of All Universes. Little is known of the part he plans to play in Bellum Bellorum, but few believe that his role will be insignificant, and some say that he will be the ultimate victor.

## Sources

https://www.youtube.com/c/TheSpiffingBrit/featured