Baba

"Baba, mere seconds before death"

> "baba get kille haha" ~ Description of the video "baba"
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**Baba** is a funny little creature and star of the video "baba", said appearance is currently his only appearance on OneyPlays and will likely not return due to him dying in his debut video.

## History

### The Birth

Baba was born on September 27th, 2017 in a rusty metal shack from Cory's big fat man pussy. Immediately after, Cory claims that Chris then took custody of Baba non-consensually, carrying him in his mouth while crawling away like a little bug. Chris denies these claims, stating that he never met Baba before in his life.

Originally it was unknown who's Baba's parents were until Chris unveiled the now iconic L.A. Cory picture, where he's shown wearing the same shirt as the mother in the video. Cory would later confirm this theory on Twitter. The father is still unknown but many believe it to be Chris.

### The Death

On September 27th, 2017, Baba and Cory were kidnapped and taken to an unknown house, possibly OneyPlays HQ. Baba is seen sitting on Cory's lap, confused and frightened. An unknown bitch behind the camera then says "ow". Causing an inflatable toy hammer to smack upon Baba's cranium, killing him instantly. The footage of Baba's execution was uploaded to YouTube by the OneyPlays channel.

Once uploaded, fans began accusing Chris of killing Baba due to the horrific video being uploaded to his channel. Though according to Chris, the video just appeared in his uploads one day without any explanation.

## Possible Killers

### Chris O'Niell

Despite his claims, Chris is still the biggest suspect in the murder of Baba. The biggest hole in his claims according to fans is that "videos don't just upload themselves dumbass". This lead people to believe Chris uploaded the video for the lols. Chris-Truthers also believe Chris was the one who swung the hammer.

### Cory

People have speculated that Cory agreed to have his son murdered, thus making him a possible second-hand killer.

### Ding Dong

Ding Dong has confirmed he's aware of the video, making many believe he's the killer. Believers of this theory also claim that Julian is the bitch heard in the background of the video due to gays being known to have feminine voices. The hammer seen in the video is also speculated to be Ding Dong's weird deformed alien cock.

### Marge Simpson

Black Baby, a close friend of Baba, claims that the bitch is Marge and that the audio is pitched up to not sound like her. However, there is currently no proof of this claim.

### Cory's Wife (The Bitch)

Cory's unknown wife (Possibly Chris) is also a common suspect for Baba's murder due to her being the only voice heard in the video.

### The Smackener

The Smackener is a wanted criminal from the Netherlands known for hit and run face smackings with a toy hammer. Originally arrested in 1962, his cell was found empty one month after his arrest and has been on the run since. Many believe he's still alive under a different identity and travels the world smacking people to this day, with one of the his victims being Baba. People also speculate that The Smackener is Chris O'Neill and/or Cory's gay lover.

## Legacy

While he's never appeared in any video since, in a charity stream hosted by Chris, Ding Dong mentions Baba in regards to videos being demonetized.

## Notable Quotes

* ":)"
* "https://i.imgur.com/ckveUID.png"

## Trivia

* Baba has had the shortest life span of any OneyPlays member.
* Baba is speculated to be the reason why Cory is obsessed with mother-bearing hips, as it's possible Cory has mother-bearing hips as well in order to birth Baba.
* baba