Peter's first appearance

Here's how Peter's first appearance goes in *Thomas' Adventures of Barney: The Land of Make-Believe*.

[Soon it transparent's to the group wandering through the jungle as it cuts to Brian pondering over something]

Brian Griffin: You know? Something just struck me, and it's something that I recall a long time ago.

Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: What's that, Brian?

Brian Griffin: Well, you know how you guys found me and Professor Tinkerputt on Imagination Island? Well, long before you guys showed up, there was another person who used to be there. I didn't really think about it until now.

Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: Really? What was his name?

Brian Griffin: His name was...

Peter Sam: Hey guys, look there's a house!

[It shows a house in the middle of the jungle]

Duck: What's a house doing here?

Oliver: Yeah, I don't remember it being in the story.

Barney the Dinosaur: Well, I guess there's more surprises here than there were in the book. [giggles]

Brian Griffin: I better knock, I suppose if there's anyone home.

Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: Good idea.

[Brian walks up to the door and knocks on it]

Brian Griffin: Hello? [he continues knocking but stops] Hello? Anyone home?

[Then a light shoots out from the doorbell which makes Drake and Josh jump as it reveals to be a holographic head as Brian runs back to the group as the head speaks]

The Head: Greetings cosmic children of the universe. Welcome to my serenity circle, please leave any man vibes outside the healing vortex. And now, prepares yourselves as I....

[Then the head glitches and shuts off]

Our heroes: [in unison] Huh?

[Then the door cracks open as a mean peaks out from it.]

Peter Griffin: Oh! [he opens the door fully and reveals to be an obese man as he walks up to the doorbell] Dammit! I knew I should have gotten that warranty! [he hits the doorbell as it shocks him as Peter grumbles and mumbles]

Brian Griffin: Peter?

Thomas: Wait, you know this guy?

Brian Griffin: Yeah. He was with me and Professor Tinkerputt on Imagination Island. Until he had a nervous breakdown and he left us.

Peter Griffin: Uh, technically, I was suffering from cabin fever. I mean haven't you guys not see that movie "*I Am Legend*" where Will Smith had to spend three years alone in isolation? That was happening to me. [a fly buzzes in front of him as Peter claps at it as it falls to the ground] Now, can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage?

Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Uh... no thanks.

Peter Griffin: Come on young lady. You sure you don't wanna try out my famous rock cereal? [he takes a scoop of rocks and crunches them as he shows his gums bleeding with teeth in blood] It's organic.

Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask: Oh, no thanks. We just ate some sushi on the way in.

Brian Griffin: Peter!

Peter Griffin: Brian! Hey, what's up? How have you been? How did you escape from Imagination Island?

Brian Griffin: I can explain.

[A time card that says: "4 Minutes Later" appears]

Brian Griffin: And that's how it all happened.

Peter Griffin: Hmm, you met these guys and you and Tinkerputt left with a ship with giant-sized balloons, eh? Not bad for escaping.

Brian Griffin: But Peter, that's not the point. What are you doing here? *How* did you get here?

Peter Griffin: Well, after I escaped from Imagination Island, I washed up on this land. I built a house all by myself and I've been living here for most of my life.

Brian Griffin: How were you able to eat?

Peter Griffin: Oh, finding food wasn't the hardest part. [he picks up a Cockroach] I've been eating bugs. [he takes a huge bite]

[Everyone cringes]

Blossom: **EWW!!! GROSS!!!**

Peter Griffin: Oh, come on. It's organic. [he takes another bite]

Brian Griffin: No, it isn't. It's gross and so are Roaches. But Peter, the point is you left me and Tinkerputt on that island. You never even said goodbye or gave us a goodbye note for that matter.

Peter Griffin: I didn't have time to. And of course I left you guys on Imagination Island. I mean, what was I gonna do? Spent my whole entire life on that island talking to a volley ball like what Tom Hanks did in "*Cast Away*"? Hell no! I wanted to go back to society. Even though I didn't, I did manage to find this place.

Salty: Argh, me hearty. Don't remind me of "*Cast Away*". Especially in the scene where Wilson departed in that scene.

Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Don't remind *me* about it.

Peter Griffin: But I'm glad you came here along with you're new friends. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna be a ballerina. [he goes off and begins dancing like a ballerina]

Thomas: Alright, I think we should go.

Brian Griffin: No, Thomas. Hold on a second. I think we should take Peter with us.

Peter Griffin: I'm a ballerina. La-da-dee-dee-dee-da!

Brian Griffin: Hey, Peter! [Peter stops and looks at Brian] We need you're help to get the Princess back to her home.

Peter Griffin: [sighs] Forget it. I'm not a big adventurer like you, Brian. How about a hug instead? Hmm? That's better than doing an adventure.

Brian Griffin: But Peter, please. I know we need you.

Peter Griffin: I said "Forget it"! [he turns and walks away]

Brian Griffin: But... Alright, time for plan B. [then he starts pretending he's crying as Peter looks back]

Peter Griffin: Oh. What's wrong with you, Brian?

Brian Griffin: [fake crying in talking] It's just so hard. You know? [she points to the Princess] She really needs to get back, because her kingdom is in misery. And everyone is sad because of it. And it's just so hard! [fakes crying]

Peter Griffin: Oh, come on, Brian. Take it easy.

Brian Griffin: No! You don't understand! [he falls to his knees] This land is in complete misery without the Princess!

Thomas: [playing along] Oh, have a heart, Peter.

Brian Griffin: [grabs Peter's leg] And we really need you're help to get her back! So why won't you help us?!

Peter Griffin: Oh!

Brian Griffin: And you're not doing a thing about it! [he lowers his head down and fakes crying]

Peter Griffin: Okay, okay! Don't cry! Don't cry! I'll go back my things. [he runs back in his hut]

Brian Griffin: [gets back up and clears his throat and turns back to our heroes] Piece of cake.

Thomas: Not too bad.

[Then Peter comes back out holding two suitcases]

Peter Griffin: Okay, I'm ready!

Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Whoa! That was quick packing!

Peter Griffin: Yeah, well, I tend to do things very fast.

Barney the Dinosaur: Okay then, let's get going right now!

[The group set off into the jungle once again with Peter tagging along]