recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Cheaters!/Transcript

Miss Doering: Now, this Friday, we're having a test.

Italy: Come on, Miss Doering! Astrology is our last subject on Friday afternoon! We can't do a test then!

Miss Doering: Hon, if I could reschedule the test, I'd reschedule the test. But I can't.

Italy: Dang.

Miss Doering: The test is about everything that we've covered this unit. So study hard, girls, and see you on Friday! Toodles! [leaves]

[The bell rings]

Italy: I really don't want to do an astrology test on a Friday afternoon.

Oona: I've got your back, Italy.

Mara: You're gonna help her cheat?

Oona: Yeah.

Emiliana: Can you help me cheat too?

Anne: Yeah, I need help cheating!

Ruth Ann: Count me in.

Kayla: Isn't cheating wrong?

Italy: But it feels so right.

Emiliana: Come on, let's get lunch!

[the intro plays]
[inside the dorm]

Kayla: Mara will get the answer sheet and give it to Oona. Oona will copy all the answers from the sheet and pass around her test paper.

[on Friday afternoon]

Miss Doering: Girls, take your tests and do them. [hands out all the tests] I'll see you later. Toodles! [leaves the classroom]

[everyone starts their tests]

Mara: The coast is clear. [goes to the teacher's desk and gets the answer sheet] Ohh …

Italy: What's wrong?

Mara: [goes to Oona's desk] Oona, take this!

Oona: Okay. [takes the sheet and copies all the answers from it to her test paper, quickly] Done. [passes around her test paper]

[montage of everyone copying Oona's answers]

Sadie: [frantically copies the answers] Done! [sighs and gives Oona's test paper back]

[Miss Doering enters the classroom]

Emiliana: [pretending to be tired] I'm so fatigued. That test put so much pressure on my mind. [yawns]

Miss Doering: Wow. Now, can you please pass up your test papers to me?

[everyone gives their test to Miss Doering]

Miss Doering: Thank you! And - class is dismissed! Have a great weekend!
I ate an entire peach pit ya know

## Kidsat+

Winx! Volaj fæ yourself,

Winx! Es trólèn!

Iholju op maginć kjilenà fæ your molte

Cevj as kólat utahń us

Ij you volaj you lovć ke gi,

Jopp rav op maginć da op Winx Klub!

Ziozin, gi rav you as me

I rév nìk be ilejure ij you nat utahń me

Versus trecxolź, as mahidźot

Your maginć kjo rév minipjaj

Jopp rav op maginć da op Winx Klub!

Winx! Volaj fæ yourself,

Winx! Es trólèn!

Iholju op maginć kjilenà fæ your molte

Cevj as kólat utahń us

Ij you volaj you lovć ke gi,

Jopp rav op maginć da op Winx Klub!

Winx! You lovć saplej,

Winx! One da us!

Op maginć śajnu fæ your molte

Cevj as kólat utahń us

Ij you volaj you lovć ke gi,

Prelavaj op vazubalza utahń us,

prelavaj op vazubalza utahń WINX!

## S&L

Winx! We nat kolavjà!

Winx! Sampenqu lostaka!

Ikjoli ziozin,

amour rav op leyta es get op maginć

Winx! Lostaka utahń you!

Saććeu nat holaji pljeeeeeeeee,

Jopp rav op power da Bilivix!

Saskà dek, uslysa es raq,

Saskà dek, vie rav a fairytale

We rév be tzée, poij cevj utahń us (utahń us)

As your vie rév be kaumalæn!

Jopp rav op power da Believix!

Winx! We nat kolavjà!

Winx! Sampenqu lostaka!

Ikjoli ziozin,

amour rav op leyta es get op maginć

Winx! Lostaka utahń you!

Saććeu nat holaji pljeeeeeeeee,

Jopp rav op power da Bilivix!

Winx! Mijikku wec!

Winx! We nat báls sampenqu!

Vivri ziozin,

amour rav poij maginć.

Kólati ziozin,

Saććeu nat holaji pljeeeeeeeee,

Jopp vazubalza rav crazim,

Jopp vazubalza rav maginćæ utahń WINX!!
Majina Marković (album)

**Majina Marković** is the debut album by Sallislandic model and voice actress Majina Marković, released on 18 May 2010.

## Track listing

1. Love Like Oh!
2. This Is How We Do
3. Crazy
4. Boy, Gimme
5. Dancer
6. Hotel Shampoos (Carly Rae Jepsen cover)
7. What Do You Know? (Ericka Streets cover)
8. I Can't Stop Thinking About You
9. Still Breathing
10. Come N' Go
11. Stars in the Sky

### Sallislandic and Gicamese edition (bonus track)

12. Ata godenaldúźe ke rév (with Grozdana Stojanov)
Lavádźić gaqénplíta

**Lavádźić gaqénplíta** is the Sallish dub of *The Loud House*, produced by Make It Loud Studio. It premiered on Nickelodeon in Salliland in May 2016 before stopping airing after December 2021.

## Notes

* All of the songs are undubbed with the exception of the opening theme song and "What Have I Done?"; the ending theme is also replaced with the English version of the opening theme.
Madeleme

*Not to be confused with Madeliselle.*

> "***YOU FUCKING BIT ME!!! YOU STUPID BLOODY TWAT!! (pauses) Listen here shithead, I do not tolerate this type of behavior and never will. You deserve a beating and honestly, I'd give you one right now. Now fucking leave or else. (pauses) SECURITY!!!***"
> ― Madeleme on live TV, 2007
>
>

**Madeleine Leduc** (born 22 January 1981), known professionally as **Madeleme,** is a Swiss-born British singer and television presenter who rose to prominence upon releasing her first studio album Couture in 1997.

She is also known for being a presenter on Nick Go! from 2006 to 2007, a tenure that abruptly ended after she repeatedly swore at a child on live TV.

## Early life

Madeleine Leduc was born in a French-speaking community in Geneva, Switzerland on 22 January 1981 to Maurice Leduc and Charlotte Marie Bourbon, wealthy businesspeople. As a kid, she had a deep interest in the arts, particularly music.

At the age of four, Madeleine and her family moved to London, England as a result of her father changing jobs.

Since many of her ancestors ruled as monarchs of France, she often claimed to be the “heir to France” when she was younger.

## Discography

### Singles

* Couture (1997)
* Doomsday Boombox (1999)
* Madellennium (1999)
* Party Y2K (2000)

### Albums

* Madellenium (1999)

TBA

## Controversies

### 2007 swearing incident

In 2007, whilst presenting in-vision continuity for Nick Go!, a young audience member disrupted the broadcast by getting out of his seat and running up to Madeleme. The child soon started to pull on her hair and bite her. In a state of fury, Madeleme began swearing at the child repeatedly and threatened to have him removed by security. Due to the incident being well-publicized in Kuboia and its neighboring countries and Madeleme being a well-known pop star, she was forced to issue a public apology the very next day.

The incident has been said to be the primary reason behind Nick Go!'s switch to pre-recorded continuity and Nickelodeon Go !'s decision to always pre-record their in-vision continuity.
Anima Yoyo

**Anima Yoyo** (stylised as **Anima Yoyo!** and formerly known as **Anima Junior** from 2002 until 2007) is a television channel owned by the Anima Corporation. It is aimed at young children, and was launched on 11th February 2002.

## Programs

* Bob the Builder (stop-motion series) (Bob al krijameur)
* Cindi and Friends (2001 series) (Cindy ak saalpenken)
* Dora the Explorer (Dóra, al muul eksploreur)
* Madeline
* My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (My Little Pony: Saalpenktru is magikke)
* Pinky Dinky Doo
* Caillou
* De avantures ban Sammy
* The Morning Show
I Love Dog Girls (Kuboian English dub)

**I Love Dog Girls** is the Kuboian English dub of I Love dog Girl. It aired on Nick Jr Kuboia, from 2005 until 2010. It was also aired on Nickelodeon from 2007 until 2010, the last program to ever air on it, though it was cut off at 06:02. The dub used the same localisation and dubbed songs as the more international Hartlanian English dub, and it has translations closer to the original Barnish dialogue. The only things that are actually censored in it were the product placement, the more brutal violence (such as Kayikaba kicking Maymiri and Mirka into oncoming traffic) and Zlêko's genitals.

The theme song is the same as the Hartlanian English dub, but was dubbed by a Kuboian singer.
Colleen Jacobs

**Colleen Jacobs** (born 1982) is a retired Hartlanian actress, reality television star and singer best known for collaborating with Saville Crooxin numerous times.

## Biography

Colleen was born in 1982 to unknown parents. As a child she was raised by Angela Porter, who was later arrested for assault. After being homeless for several days, she ran into a con artist who claimed to know her real parents.

Later, Colleen was adopted by two unnamed people who abused and almost murdered her. She witnessed the murder of her fake father, whom the fake mother was responsible for.

For several years after those evens, she remained an orphan until meeting Saville Crooxin. She became an actress in 1999 at the age of 17 and recorded several songs. Colleen also dated Saville for two years and starred in The Saville Show. Her very successful career came to an end in late-2009 when she announced her retirement from show business.

She currently resides in Frantomor, Hartlania working as a caretaker.
Boing Sallisland

**Boing** or **Bojng** is a Sallish television channel, owned by Gruçutaca with licensed branding and content from Turner and Mediaset.

## Current programming

* Alice in Wonderland '83
* Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!
* Chi's Sweet Home
* Cocotama
* Doraemon
* Mr. Bean: The Animated Series
* Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
* LazyTown
* Robotboy
* Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
* Sherlock Hound
* Sonic X
* The Garfield Show
* The Looney Tunes Show
* The Tom and Jerry Show
* Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
* Animaniacs
* A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
* Baby Looney Tunes
* Camp Lazlo
* Courage the Cowardly Dog
* Danger Mouse
* Duck Dodgers
* Felix the Cat
* Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
* Inspector Gadget
* Looney Tunes
* Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
* Super Ted
* The Flinstones
* Tiny Toon Adventures
* Tom and Jerry
* Tom and Jerry Kids
* Top Cat
* Wacky Races
* Winx Club
* Pippi Långstrump
* Pippi Longstocking
* Totally Spies
* The Adventures of Sally FaKaua
* Adventure Time
* ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks
* The Amazing World of Gumball
* Apple & Onion
* Bunsen is a Beast
* Clarence
* Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
* Craig of the Creek
* Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
* The Legend of Korra
* The Loud House
* Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
* My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
* Mysticons
* Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
* Oggy and the Cockroaches
* OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes
* The Powerpuff Girls (1998 series)
* The Powerpuff Girls (2016 series)
* Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
* SpongeBob SquarePants
* Steven Universe
* Summer Camp Island
* Teen Titans GO!
* Uncle Grandpa
* Unikitty!
* We Bare Bears
* Welcome to the Wayne
* Avatar: The Legend of Aang
* Code Lyoko
* Fred: The Show
* Growing Up Creepie
* Hey Arnold!
* Rugrats
* Sabrina: Secrets of a Teenage Witch
* The Adventures of Puss in Boots
* Baby Looney Tunes
* Bali's Kingdom
* Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!
* Bunnicula
* Cindi and Friends (2001 series)
* Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz
* The Flintstones (subtitled only)
* Fred: The Show
* The Garfield Show
* Grizzy and the Lemmings
* The Loud House
* Mr. Bean: The Animated Series
* My Knight and Me
* New Looney Tunes
* Pat the Dog
* Pink Panther & Pals
* SpongeBob SquarePants
* The Story of Tracy Beaker
* Tom and Jerry
* The Tom and Jerry Show
* Tom and Jerry Tales
* Wacky Races (reboot series)
* What's New Scooby-Doo?
* The ZhuZhus
One da us

## Season 1

Ij you ńéńé, you lovć saplej, one da us!

Winx, ij your mijikke rav tauli mu,

Gi rév boost our power,

Op aventure startu utahń op Winx Klub!

Winx, a tæzólt rav maginćæ,

We rév be juhuz,

Op aventure startu utahń op Winx Klub!

Ij you ńéńé, you lovć saplej, one da us!

Laćulvi rav maginćæ,

gi rav kumatì, yeah

Aventureu rév start fæ op staru!

Utahń Bloom, Salina, Flora, Maliza as Tina,

op vazubalza rév be vutulamjà!

We nat op Winx Klub!

Winx, ij your mijikke rav tauli mu,

Gi rév boost our power,

Op aventure startu utahń op Winx Klub!

Winx, we nat op jez gœkau,

We nat báls sampenqu,

Op aventure startu utahń op Winx Klub!

Winx, op maginć da Winx,

Gi rav nœ so nìtaka,

Op aventure rév kumatì,

Ńijet op ze da Winx!

## Season 2

Ij you ńéńé, you lovć saplej, one da us!

Winx, ij your mijikke rav tauli mu,

Gi rév boost our power,

Op aventure startu utahń op Winx Klub!

Winx, a tæzólt rav maginćæ,

We rév be juhuz,

Op aventure startu utahń op Winx Klub!

Ij you ńéńé, you lovć saplej, one da us!

Laćulvi rav maginćæ,

gi rav kumatì, yeah

Aventureu rév start fæ op staru!

Utahń Bloom, Salina, Flora, Maliza, Tina as Ajiśa,

op vazubalza rév be vutulamjà!

We nat op Winx Klub!

Winx, ij your mijikke rav tauli mu,

Gi rév boost our power,

Op aventure startu utahń op Winx Klub!

Winx, a tæzólt rav maginćæ,

We rév be juhuz,

Op aventure startu utahń op Winx Klub!

Winx, op maginć da Winx,

Gi rav nœ so nìtaka,

Op aventure rév kumatì,

Ńijet op ze da Winx!

## Season 3

Relśé your trolezu,

relśé your plaja,

We nat Wi-i-nx!

Winx, ij your mijikke rav tauli mu,

We lovć kólat nrajen planuz as zupa,

Op aventure startu utahń op Winx Klub!

Winx, a tæzólt rav maginćæ,

Op vazubalza rév be juhuz,

Op aventure startu utahń op Winx Klub!

Relśé your trolezu,

relśé your plaja,

We nat Wi-i-nx!

Laćulvi rav maginćæ,

gi rav kumatì

Aventureu rév start fæ op staru!

Utahń Bloom, Salina, Flora, Maliza, Tina as Ajiśa,

op vazubalza rév be vutulamjà!

Winx Klub lostaka!

Winx, ij your mijikke rav tauli mu,

We lovć kólat nrajen planuz as zupa,

Op aventure startu utahń op Winx Klub!

Winx, a tæzólt rav maginćæ,

Op vazubalza rév be juhuz,

Op aventure startu utahń op Winx Klub!

Winx, op maginć da Winx,

Gi rav nœ so nìtaka,

Op aventure rév kumatì,

Ńijet op ze da Winx!
Amber Cahill

**Amber Brittney Cahill** was born in Fahrbahnin, Kuboia, on 10 August 1979. She worked for Glitch Media from 2005, before being fired on 12 March 2015 for over 10 instances of modifying package files to include promotions for her website. Amber, with Zooey Fandel, is also the owner of Big Girl Panties plc.

## Arrest and trial

At 14:22, Amber was fired from Glitch Media on 12 March 2015 for modifying the package files of series to include promotions for ambercahill.com and biggirlpanties.com. She was later anonymously reported to the authorities on 17 March on a charge of "hacking for promotional purposes and advertising to decieve", in which an investigation was launched.

From April 2015 onwards, broadcasts of media which she had edited to include her website's URL were cancelled. Later, on 16 May, it was revealed that Amber had a restraining order against Santijago Alinapjok (the Sallish voice actor of Carlos from *Big Time Rush*) since 2007, which was potentially the motivation for her to fake having involvement in the series, as the incident of her editing her website into *Big Time Rush* was in January 2010 for production of the Sallish dub.

On 15 June 2015, she was also charged of shoplifting Britney Spears' album "In the Zone", which occurred 3 years earlier on 13 June 2012. She was also charged with fraud and impersonation 11 days later, on 26 June 2015, for pretending to work for BSkyB when she lived in England.

On 26 September 2015, Amber was arrested for hacking, with additional charges for robbery added on top of it. She was later sent to court on 21 October, where she was fined 1,800,000€ and sentenced to 30 years in prison. She was later released on an 8,000,000,000€ bail by Zooey Fandel's crowdfund on 16 May 2017 at 13:15.
Anima (Kitropiki TV channel)

**Anima** is a terrestrial TV channel in Kitropiki, launched in 1984.

## History

### Early years (1984-1989)

Anima was launched in 1984 showing news, sports, sitcoms and programming for the family. In 1986, they started production on Kitropikii children's series to air on the morning. The production was finalized in the near end of 1987. The show's title was "Top ak saalpenken". The show was cancelled in 1997.

### Second years (1989-2005)

Top ak saalpenken was broadcasting on the morning slot (5:00 AM to 11:00 AM) while the rest was shown on 11:00 AM until 5:00 AM. Top ak saalpenken ceased transmission in 1997 and was temporarily replaced with Caillou and premiered another show called "De avantures ban Sammy" which was cancelled in 2000.

De avantures ban Sammy, alongside Caillou, were replaced with reruns of Top and Friends, a new show called "De bird show" and The Berenstain Bears in early 2002. De avantures ban Sammy returned to the lineup in October 2004. In 2005, the news got a new look.

### Success (2005-present)

Many shows were replaced with anime like Pokémon and a new show called "The Morning Show" animated with clay in 2008. Reruns were shown of the past shows in earliest 2010. The final airing of Top and Friends was in September 2014. News interface were redesigned once again in 2016. New kids programming was introduced in 2018. Anima was featured in the news.

## Programming

* The Simpsons
* Giovanni Below the Five
* Greeny Phatom

### Children's programming

* Dog Girls: Mission Save The World!
* Dr. Beanson
* Winx Club
* The Powerpuff Girls (2016)
* My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
* SpongeBob SquarePants
List of The Adventures of Sally FaKaua characters

### Sina

Sina FaKaua (voiced by Leksi Pilik on helium in both English and Sulban) is Sally's two-year-old little sister. Due to her age, she often has trouble speaking, and occasionally uses gibberish. She is very curious and often has tantrums. Sina has been shown to walk with a limp.
Sally (aged 15), Denise (aged 10), Ainslee and Yashi (twins aged 8), Charlotte (aged 6), Shelby Sue (aged 5) and Sina (aged 2).

#### Physical appearance

Sina has light brown hair tied into pigtails and blue eyes. She usually wears a pink onesie with a yellow heart on it or occasionally just a nappy. She also sucks a pink dummy while asleep at night.
Rocky/Transcript

Sally: Where's the fruit!? I always eat fruit before I leave to go to school!

Shelby Sue: \*chewing on fruit\* I dunno. Ooh, yummy! That green apple tasted so good!

Sally: You ate it? How could you, you fool!? \*falls onto the kitchen floor and throws a tantrum\*

Betty: \*walks in\* Hey, girl. Oh, never mind. I'll just go to school by myself.

Sally: Hey, wait up! \*runs out the door to school\* I’m going to be late no matter how fast I run!

[In Sally's room]

Lincoln: No, no, no, Sina!

Lola: Perhaps we should
Risin up

<poem>
We nat Winx
Gœkau' power rév sólai op dek (we nat kaumajem)
Tujanæ fæ op paqen
Gi rav a jez dek
Fæ a jez vazubalza
Utahń my sampenqu,
Issi es skolé,
I hojl op maginć fæ op juńime
When I ź utahń you
I vivre my saććeu
(I lovć ke saskà ralin)
You volaj fæ op maginćæ gœkau,
We cevjà ziozin, we nat báls sampenqu!
WE NAT KAUMAJEM!
We nat Winx,
gœkau' power rév sólai op dek!
(We nat kaumajem)
We nat gùhutt, we lovć nìtaka be stopà
(We nat maginćæ)
We nat Winx,
gœkau' power rév sólai op dek!
(We nat kaumajem)
We nat gùhutt, we lovć nìtaka be stopà
(We nat maginćæ)
Ómati wec blus op krímélé es op juńime,
Jopp rav op leyta we ke gi! (Op leyta we ke gi!)
Our fácequ glow, op aventure startu ladek
We nat op kjo fæ op juńime!
You volaj fæ op maginćæ gœkau,
We cevjà ziozin, we nat báls sampenqu!
We nat Winx,
gœkau' power rév sólai op dek!
(We nat kaumajem)
We nat gùhutt, we lovć nìk be stopà
(We nat maginćæ)
We nat Winx,
gœkau' power rév sólai op dek!
(We nat kaumajem)
We nat gùhutt, we lovć nìk be stopà
(We nat maginćæ)
We nat Winx!
But My Heart Says Otherwise

**"But My Heart Says Otherwise"** is a song recorded by Hartlanian rapper Zara Dawson and Kuboian singer-songwriter Ericka Streets, featuring Canadian singer-songwriter Avril Lavigne. The song was released on 7 April 2009 to serve as both the second single from Dawson's sophomore studio album *Sexy, Sweet, Sugar* and lead single from Ericka's remix album *Remix, Babe!* - it was also included as a bonus track on the Kuboian edition of Lavigne's 2011 album *Goodbye Lullaby*.

As the sophomore single from *Remix, Babe!*, a soul-inspired remix of "But My Heart Says Otherwise" which features *only* Ericka Streets singing was released on 4 August 2009. Although billed as the "Early Solo Version", the remix was in fact a new recording produced in 2009 for *Remix, Babe!*.

## Background and composition

An original draft of "But My Heart Says Otherwise" was written by Ericka Streets in 2006, who gave it to Avril Lavigne for *The Best Damn Thing*, but Lavigne rejected it, as it did not fit with the rest of the album. After Ericka took the song back for her own sophomore studio effort *Ericka*, Zara Dawson expressed interest in the song, as she felt that she could relate to the song's lyrical content.

On the single art, it is billed as a Zara Dawson song which features Ericka Streets and Avril Lavigne, despite Dawson and Ericka asserting that they deserve equal credit.

## Censorship

The clean version of the song, included in the edited editions of *Sexy, Sweet, Sugar* and *Remix, Babe!*, pitch-warps all profanities except for the word "ass". "Balls" is also pitch-warped. Most radio stations and TV channels blanked out all profanities (including "ass") and the word "balls", and the Vevo upload used this version with "type-three diabetes" additionally blanked out.

On television in Kuboia, Salliland and Hartlania, the music video played mostly uncensored at all times of day, as it was felt that the usage of profanity was "justified due to the song's anti-sexual assault message". Despite using the explicit version, "type-three diabetes" and "balls" were still blanked out. Late-night rotation on 4Music in the United Kingdom, as well as the Kuboian edition of Avril Lavigne's *Goodbye Lullaby*, used the audio of this version.
Les Fashionistas/Credits

<poem>

A
**Startoonz**
production

In association with
**Telejuväk banÜntrïze**
**Hartlanian Broadcasting Company**
**Disney Channel Hartlania**
**Nickelodeon Kuboia**

Created by
Gigi Kakhart
Fyp Housin
and Marilyn Sed

With the voices of:
Anne - Chloe van den Berg
Oona - Aourine Berger
Italy - Nanita Freshers
Emiliana - Madeline Collins
Mara - Tyffani May
Kayla - Leksi Pilik
Ruth Ann - Sandie Costa
Onika - Leah Saliza Roselyn

Casting:
Marilyn Sed

Directed by:
Fyp Housin

Fyp Housin
Marilyn Sed

Edited by:
Ivan Rich
Aourine Krell

Dr. Alina Récmanotka
Dr. Matteo Rossini

Glitch Media

(C) Startoonz, 2007
(C) Nickelodeon Kuboia, 2007
(C) The Walt Disney Company Nucleria, 2007
(C) Hartlanian Broadcasting Company, 2007
(C) Telejuväk banÜntrïze, 2007
All rights reserved
Fakaua

***Fakaua*** is a Sulban teen musical sitcom created by Gigi Kakart and produced by Startoonz that aired on TJÜ 2 and TJÜ Teen for four seasons between March 2009 and December 2012. It was also syndicated on Disney Channel starting in June 2009. The series centres on Fakaua Sučak (Ravina), a Sulban teenage girl who lands a record deal and moves to Los Angeles, USA, while still in school.

*Fakaua* is the first and only Startoonz series to not be produced in English, being produced with Sulban dialogue. All music intended for Fakaua's discography was written and performed in English, while some narrative songs intended only for the series were written and performed in Sulban. An English dub was therefore produced by Make It Loud Studijo, and premiered on the Kaninichian Disney Channel on 5 June 2009 alongside Sallish, Barnish and Kituh Ren dubs and syndication of the original Sulban version. Although the English songs were reused from the original Sulban version, Fakaua's speaking voice was dubbed by Leah Saliza Roselyn as Ravina's accent was too thick when speaking.

*Fakaua* is one of Startoonz's most commercially successful franchises. It received consistently high viewership in Sulba on both the TJÜ networks and Disney Channel, and was also particularly successful in Salliland. It received positive reception from critics and audiences alike, with praise going towards its writing and music, though the show did receive some criticism over some of its characters and their personality traits and its "excessive" use of sexual innuendos. Its first soundtrack album, *Feel the Music*, was certified Diamond in Salliland, and the 2010 single, "Party All Night (Be Alright)", topped charts in Sulba, Salliland, Kuboia, Jetania and Barnland.

## Cast

* Ravina Natilügan
	+ Leah Saliza Roselyn (speaking voice in the English dub)

## See also

* FaKaua/Episodes

1. ↑ spelt as Fakaua Suchak in the English version
2. ↑ The crossover episode with *Les Fashionistas* was produced in English, with Ravina speaking English during the filming, but being dubbed by Roselyn in post-production.
Circus Existence Failure

**Circus Existence Failure** is the fifteenth episode of the third season of *Les Fashionistas*. It premiered on Nickelodeon UK on 18 January 2010 and Nick Kuboia on 22 January 2010.

## Synopsis

The school gets scammed with field trip tickets to a nonexistent circus; meanwhile, Emiliana buys unsafe beauty products from a shady Slovakian website.

## Trivia

* The first song Polly and Molly sing when they get on the bus is "Circus" by Britney Spears.
* In the UK, the entire unsafe makeup subplot was cut out, making it a shorter episode.
* In the Czech and Slovak dubs, the Slovakian website is Romanian instead.

## Goofs

* In the Sallish dub, the dubbing credits for *iCarly* are shown instead.
Queen of Kuboia

***Queen of Kuboia*** is the third compilation album by Kuboian singer-songwriter Ericka Streets. Released while Ericka was in a coma, it is a three-disc set wherein disc one is a compilation of outtakes and singles originally released independent of an album; disc two is a repackaging of 2011 greatest hits album *Little Miss Hitmaker*; and disc three is a DVD of music videos. *Queen of Kuboia* was originally released on April 2013 and is only available uncensored.

On June 2013, the compilation was re-released with four discs due to negative reception over the attempt to include all of Ericka's videography on one DVD, which resulted in extremely high rates of compression and therefore poor video quality. The reissue consequently spreads the music videos across two DVDs. Another reissue was released in November 2014 which only includes the first CD and does not include the second CD nor either DVD.

## Track listing

### Disc 1 ("The Crown Jewels")

1. "Still Got This" (synthetically produced)
2. "Don't Kiss Me" (2012 non-album single)
3. "Butterfly" (2010 re-recording; originally released on *Make Way*)
4. "We're Gonna" (1999 prototype of Here We Go)
5. "Shining" (original recording from 1999)
6. "Do a Little Dance" (Explicit version; originally released on *Make Way* in censored form)
7. "Shut Up and Fuck Me" (outtake from *Make Way*)
8. "Love on Fire" (originally released on the Japanese edition of *First Call for Global Success*)
9. "Supernatural Remix" (featuring XoxXelania; originally released on the CD single of "Supernatural")
10. "Reputation" (outtake from *Ericka*)
11. "Beautiful" (outtake from *Ericka*)
12. "Inner Child" (outtake from *Ericka*)
13. "Made in America" (outtake from *The Streets*)
14. "Baubles" (2010 non-album single)

### Disc 3 ("The Videos")

1. "Here We Go" (featuring Kool Teazer)
2. "Here We Go (European Mix)" (featuring MC Granny)
3. "Mornin' Come (Sun Don't Shine)"
4. "Butterfly"
5. "One Look"
6. "(That's Where) We Go"
7. "Without You"
8. "Cardigan (I Fake a Smile)"
9. "Dream Sometimes"
10. "Dream Sometimes" (Kuboian TV version)
11. "Free" (first version; explicit)
12. "Free" (second version; censored)
13. "Down On It" (featuring Tammy Poehler and ZD; explicit)
14. "Troubled Beauty"
15. "More Than Just a Story" (with Spy Fandel)
16. "What Do You Know?"
17. "Libre" (explicit)
18. "Supernatural" (partially censored)
19. "Supernatural Remix" (featuring XoxXelania; explicit)
20. "DuckDuckGoose" (explicit)
21. "Falling"
22. "Luv2H8U" (explicit)
23. "Red Lipstick" (explicit)
24. "Future"
25. "I Want It (A Kiss)"
26. "Afterparty Girl"
27. "Tap" (explicit)
12/12/12

**12/12/12** is a four-year-fun by Majina Marković, released on 1 June 2012.

## Production

The four-year-fun's songs, asides from "Like It When I Strike It", "Dancing Crazy" and "Latex Heart", were originally unreleased tracks from Majina's debut album, *Majina Marković*.

"Dancing Crazy" is a cover of Miranda Cosgrove's song. In the behind-the-scenes documentary about the four-year-fun, Majina chose to cover the song because "dubbing Miranda Cosgrove has had a special place in [Majina's] heart, so [Majina] decided to cover [Miranda's] song."

## Track listing

1. Like It When I Strike It
2. We Go
3. Talk
4. Tears Inside Me
5. Dancing Crazy (Miranda Cosgrove cover)
6. T.Y.
7. Better Than Nothing
8. Latex Heart

### Second disc

1. Like It When I Strike It (instrumental)
2. We Go (instrumental)
3. Talk (instrumental)
4. Tears Inside Me (instrumental)
5. Dancing Crazy (Miranda Cosgrove cover; instrumental)
6. T.Y. (instrumental)
7. Better Than Nothing (instrumental)
8. Latex Heart (instrumental)
Prom Queen/Transcript

Italy: Me and Emiliana can't wait to do chores!

miss. Beeka: [gasps] What?!

Italy: Me and Emiliana couldn't sleep last night, thinking about all the chores we were going to do!

miss. Beeka: Oh, stop telling fibs!

Italy and Emiliana: No, we genuinely can't wait!

Italy: We're going to help the janitors clean out the garage, attic, basement and storage rooms!!

[4 hours later]

Italy: That was totally not how I expected it to go.

Emiliana: I had to put away some boxes. Then some other janitor told me they need to be out.

Italy: I had to work on the golf course. But they didn't let me play golf on my break. And THEY MADE ME CLEAN URINALS! And that just adds another thing to the list of why I hate the boys in the golf club! They're snobbish, they're mean, they disrespect all the teachers, they throw food at me, they barge into our dorm sometimes, and they leave smelly messes that I have to clean up!

Emiliana: Calm down, Italy.

Anne: Hey, did you check out the school website? Next Friday night is prom night and next week, we don't get homework!

Emiliana: That's so we can prepare for it, right?

Antonio: Look at those girls, they're so obsessed about some prom.

Italy: I HAD TO CLEAN YOUR FRIENDS' PEE, SO COULD YOU RESPECT ME A LITTLE, AT LEAST?!

Anne: Uhh, so, do you want some crisps? I'll bring you some tonight.

Italy: I need therapy and new eyes! And get me those fried chicken flavoured ones they sell at Tarmart!

[at their dorm]

Anne: I got you some fried chicken crisps from Targmart.

Italy: Good! Put them in a bowl so I can watch TV and try to ignore that trauma!

Oona: Thinking about the experience at the golf club will make it harder to forget and unsee, so find something that makes you feel good and not think about those.

Emiliana: Hey. I'm looking for a prom dress, and I can't find anything that looks GOOD.

Italy: I just got a WSN message from some guy named Benjamin! He told me he meant to leave me a surprise gift! This is why I hate the golf club boys!

Emiliana: Italy, forget about it and enjoy some fried chicken crisps while you help find me a prom dress. [shows Daintree listings of fancy dresses]

Italy: [while eating crisps] I know this isn't about me, but get the sparkly pink one with spaghetti straps and frills for me. And get me a sign that says "Golf Boycott the Golf Boys" so I can let everyone know that they should trash on those sexist, disgusting, snobs.

Mara: Oh my god! I put a can of cheese into my laptop but I guess it exploded. It's clogging the computer!

Italy: [pours crisps into her mouth] I'm gonna go to the playground! I can't take it!

[at the playground]

Italy: [swinging] I'm gonna ask Spy out to prom!

Candy: [walks up to Italy] Spy? I'm already dating Spy!

Italy: Well, I'll just go alone! [gets off the swing] I feel good.

Krysalis: Hey. Are you Italy Vaughan? I've heard lots of things about you.

Oona: [runs into the playground] Italy! We have history homework! And it's due tomorrow!

Italy: Don't care! I'm just gonna use an excuse!

Oona: I'll just type it up for you.

Italy: Thanks!

Candy: Do you like evenings on the playground?

Italy: Yes!
I Sold Your Car/Transcript

Chloe: BEE! [grabs the table] THERE IS A BEE ON THE WINDOW! [tries to throw the table but drops it instead] WHAT THE HECK?! [throws a chair at the window] THE BEE IS STILL THERE [throws Sadie out the window] NOW THE UGLY BEE IS GONE [jumps in a bin]

Chloe: I sold your car for 15€ like a good friend would!
Her Summer Sweetheart

**Her Summer Sweetheart** is the debut and only studio album by Spy Fandel. Released on 12 July 2006 under Harlette Records, it was surprisingly successful, selling

## Production

Spy first got the idea to record an album after his SuprClub appearance in 1999. He didn't go ahead with the project until he started dating Ericka Streets in 2003, who taught him how to write songs and hired producers for him.

## Track listing

1. "Young and Free"
2. "My Life"
3. .
4. .
5. "Love Song"
6. .
7. .
8. .
9. .
10. .
11. "More Than Just a Story" (with Ericka Streets)
12. "Falling Asleep"
Rules for Greta F.

**The 50th page!**

* No leaving the house without being accompanied by Spy. The picket fence is the furthest you can go.
* Don’t EVER accuse him of having anger issues or being bipolar. (even though he actually does have that)
* If you ever want to listen to memes and/or Nicki Minaj, you must wear headphones.
Nick Go! Hits

**Nick Go! Hits** (**Nickelodeon Go ! Hits** in Sallisland) is a compilation album, released on 3 March 2009 by Nick Records.

## Track listing

1. Ericka Streets - It's Like Magic
2. Miranda Cosgrove - About You Now
3. Miranda Cosgrove - Stay My Baby
4. DJ Khaled - Brown Paper Bag
5. Britney Spears - Circus
6. Avril Lavigne - The Best Damn Thing
7. Drake Bell - Makes Me Happy
8. Zara Dawson - Crossword
9. Naked Brothers Band - I Don't Want to Go to School
10. Chloe van den Berg - Screamin'
11. Poppy - Look at Me
12. Charlie Karma - Labyrinth

### Sallislandic edition

13. Majina Marković and Grozdana Stojanov - Ata godenaldúźe ke rév
14. Grozdana Stojanov - Báls dek
Jetix (Salliland)

Not to be confused with Klohi Jetix

**Jetix** (Sallish: **Dźetìx**) was a Sallilandic cable and satellite channel, launched on 9 June 2006. It was wholly owned by PBV Sjajòqija with branding and programming licensed by Disney, and was the only Jetix channel to not be a replacement for a Fox Kids channel.

The channel received low ratings after the removal of its most popular and highest-viewed program, *Totally Spies!*. The program had been removed from the channel due to Kuboian media personality Spy Fandel threatening a lawsuit against PBV for airing a program that he "looked like he was associated with", with PBV continuing to air the Sallish dub as the word "spy" was not used in it, but pulling it from Jetix to avoid allegations of stalking as the channel shared a name with his friend Klohi Jetix.

It closed on 30 June 2009, and was replaced by Nickelodeon on the morning of 1 July 2009.

## Closing

Jetix Salliland closed on 30 June 2009 at 23:58, airing its usual night loop immediately after an episode of *Winx Club*. While the channel usually aired bumpers and advertisements inbetween the last program and the night loop so it would close down exactly at midnight, the channel cut straight to the night loop after the ending credits of *Winx Club*. While it advertised that it would return at 4am, it did not.
Povákantu da Sina

**Povákantu da Sina** is the Sallish dub of the 2001 Kuboian animated series *Cindi and Friends*. It was first broadcast on Kanal 4, and began airing on Disney Channel in 2003 (on the Playhouse Disney block). However, later, it was moved to Boing and TV7, around 2012.

The opening theme song was dubbed, as Ej ! Gi étréla-zupe hjuz rav !. It was sung by Viola, and released as a single in 2003.

## Differences to original version

* This dub uses its own censored masters, which censor sexual scenes, while alcohol is intact.
* The characters have different names.
Chloe Attempts Voodoo

Emily: Anyone know who this girl is?

Ericka: That's Katy Perry with green hair and a filter applied to her face.

Spy: Who is Katy Perry?

~Grozdana and Rozalija set out a table of cupcakes for no reason~

Chloe: Ooh, cupcakes! ~eats literally a tiny bit of frosting~ Mmm! Tasty! ~goes on a massive sugar rush~

Spy: Fucking ADHD bitch.

Chloe: Excuse me?! I don't have ADHD! And you're autistic, yet you make fun of other people with mental disorders?! I don't have a mental disorder, but the fact, *the fact* that you make fun of people with them-

Ericka: Whoa, whoa, whoa. CALM DOWN!

Chloe: I'm gonna go surf the worldwide web. ~goes on a voodoo site~ Voodoo sounds cool! I'm gonna go order a voodoo doll! ~she orders a voodoo doll~

~later, at the dog park~

Hope: our blood is bleeding

Spy: What?

Hope: 🎶 DJ keeps us spinning like Kirstin 🎶

Kirstin: What?

Spy: What?

Hope: 🎶 It's like that, Cho 🎶

Cho: What?

Spy: What?
Du

Chloe: AAAAH FUCK IT SHIT MY LIFE IS SHIT ERICKA FUCK YOU!!! [smashes her PlayStation 2]

Ericka: I was just about to complete the game!

Rozalija: Ermagersh, have you tried the talking toilets yet? Choilette is my new best friend!

Spy: Yeah, I've seen her. I peed in-

Rozalija: Don't even start! That's gross! I don't use Choilette, since we've already got 7 normal bathrooms without talking toilets.
Dragoje as Jadranko

**Dragoje as Jadranko** is the Sallish dub of Drake & Josh, dubbed by Make It Loud Studijo. It premiered on 8 April 2005 on Nickelodeon, airing until 24 April 2006, then moved to Up Kanal's Nickelodeon Go ! block in September 2007. It aired its final episode on 7 January 2010, almost three years after it ended in the United States.

The series continued to be reran on Kuku TV and Nickelodeon until 28 November 2020, when it was pulled from the schedule due to abuse allegations against Drake Bell and Ben Lusejik (who dubbed Drake) being a known pedophile. This decision caused viewers to become frustrated at those channels with some vowing to stop watching Nickelodeon entirely.

## Voice cast

* Ben Lusejik as Drake Parker
* Marko Jelenapjok as Josh Nichols
* Marija Lelikapjok as Audrey Parker-Nichols
* Sajkon Íkamli as Walter Nichols
* Majina Marković as Megan Parker

## Episodes

 2
 3
 Drake & Josh Go Hollywood
 4
 Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh

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## Trivia

* The theme song is dubbed, but only in the title sequence and not any other times it is sung. Sallish and Castilian Spanish were the only dubs to dub the intro. However, all other moments of singing are left in English or M&E.
* Majina Marković, who voices Megan, later went on to voice Miranda Cosgrove's character, Carly Shay, in iKarlja.
* On 13 November 2020, Drake & Josh was discussed on a news report by SRT regarding if it should continue airing.
* Despite the series being pulled from airing, Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh still aired in December 2020.

## Censorship

* All instances of Megan using the word "boob" are cut out or translated differently. Also, on the English audio track, they are muted.
* The following lines were cut out in "Pilot":
Josh: "I have to use the little boy's room."
Drake: "There's a sink in the kitchen."
* The baby's butt in "Two Idiots and a Baby" was blurred out.
* In "We're Married?", Drake unzipping his trousers with the intention of urinating to put out a fire, was cut out.
* Josh peeing in "Vicious Tiberius" was cut out.
* Drake and Josh being stripped naked in Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh was cut out. It instead immediately skips to them arriving at the house.
Cíndy y sus amigas/The Trip

Myina: I feel like we should go on a trip.

Chloë: Nice, where's the drugs?

Myina: UGH! No! I mean we should go on a trip to some place! On our feet!

Igor: Powinniśmy jechać do Polski.

Katarina: He said we should go to Poland.

Myina: Poland more like HOEland

Cíndy: It's not about you. It's all about me-e-e-e-e! Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo!

Werten:

[theme song bitch]

Cíndy: Hey Chloë

Chloë: Hey bitch

Kasia: Can I come too?

Katarina: BITCH IM DRIVING YOU ALL BITCHEZ GET IN THE FUCKING CAR

[they drive to the mall]
Majina Marković

**Majina Marković** (born on 11 April 1989) is a Sallislandic actress, voice actress, model, singer and socialite. She is known for voicing Miranda Cosgrove's characters in Sallish dubs, and for her sexy photoshoot with the President, Maliza Kećil, in September 2015.

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## Discography

### Singles

* Ata godenaldúźe ke rév (with Grozdana Stojanov) - 10 September 2008, from *Nick Go Hits* (Sallislandic edition) and *iCarly: Music from and Inspired by the Hit TV Show* (Sallislandic edition)
* Love Like Oh! - 24 February 2010, from *Majina Marković*
* Hotel Shampoos - 12 May 2010, from *Majina Marković*
* What Do You Know? - 9 June 2010, from *Majina Marković*
* This Is How We Do - 15 September 2010, from *Majina Marković*
Fakaua episode.

Lori: Hey, baby girl, hey!

Sally: Hi mum.

Lori: While I love you so, so much, I think you need a humbling experience, so I've booked a camp in the woods for you and your friends.

Sally: What?! Nooo!

Lori: Yes!

Sally: NOOOOO! I WANT MY BEDROOM BACK! I WANT MY MR. CUDDLES BACK! I WANT MY DOLLHOUSE BACK! I WANT MY BED BACK! I WANT MY WARDROBE BACK! NOOOOOO!

Lori: Stop overreacting! You're going on this trip whether you like it or not!

Charlotte: [points to her mouth] PUT CAKE HERE!

Lori: Hold on, darling.

Ainslee: I want spaghetti for breakfast! And I want it NOW!

Yashi: I want tons of pancakes for breakfast! And I want it NOW!

Charlotte: I want a triple-layer chocolate cake for breakfast! And I want it NOW!

Matthew: Why are there eggs in the toilet?

Yashi: A pirate ran in, and put them in there. But don't worry - I punched him!

[At school]

Sally: Hey girls, what's up?

Miss

Aveline: Sally, you can't go camping without dressing appropriately!

Sally: Well, I *ordered* some Glamping Couture, but it never arrived!

Betty: Sally. We're camping *tomorrow*.

Sally: Sor-***ry***!

Sina: Cading?

Sally: Ermegersh! Ermegersh! I need to pack!

Friedrich: I packed 3 days in advance. Do you want to know what is in my bag?

Sally, Betty, Aveline, Amethyst: No.

Friedrich: Okay, so I've packed some tissues, some soaps, cologne, plenty of clothes, some magazines, my phone, my charger, don't worry, I did bring a power bank station, some protective gear, and wipes.

Sally: Hold on, girls. \*gets everything she owns\*

Amethyst: What are you doing?!

Sally: I want to take all the essentials with me.

Betty: That doesn't mean everything you own.
Greta and Gretel Garter

**Greta Garter** (born **Aina Cortes Márquez** on 15 May 1997) and **Gretel Garter** (b. **Zagsoža Oroztilek** on 21 August 1996) are a Sallilandic duo of media personalities. They are genetically not related, but became famous for pretending to be "same-brained" twins in public appearances.

## Early life

Greta Garter was born as **Aina Cortes Márquez** in El Corazón, Salliland, then a province of Gicama, on 15 May 1997, to Chilean parents. Gretel Garter was born as **Zagsoža Oroztilek** in Helsturm on 21 August 1996, in what is now Barnland. Gretel's family migrated out of the province of Barnland in 2002 when she was six, fearing persecution by the Neo-Nazis who had been elected in the provincial government.

Gretel attended a different primary school to Greta, but in fifth grade, she transferred to the same school Greta had been attending. They met on the first day of school and immediately became best friends.
Nickelodeon (Gicama)

**Nickelodeon** is a Gicamese satellite television channel that launched on 11 April 1994 as a joint-venture between Viacom and Società SCS.

## In-vision continuity

Since its launch in 1994, Nickelodeon has used in-vision continuity in between programmes. Presentations are usually broadcast live with some being prerecorded, which are usually for during holidays.

Alexandre Fajonte, Alfonso Delcambri, Corbin Soldati, Leo Calarci, Elena Ferlazzo, Fae Stepanic, Rodolfo Agarici, Noël Berlusconi, and Vlad Chernenco are all the channel’s presenters as of 2021.

The current studio set features a “modern” orange couch placed in the middle with a coffeetable being in-front of it. Orange silhouettes of iconic Nickelodeon characters such as Spongebob Squarepants and Tommy Pickles are painted onto the set’s white walls along with splashes of paint, which represents Nickelodeon’s iconic “splat” logo. The set debuted in 2016.

## Sister channels

Like its American counterpart, sister channels of Nickelodeon Gicama have been launched.

Nick Jr. originally debuted as a programming block on the day the channel launched. In 1998, Nick Jr. was spun-off as its own channel.
Kirk Mann

**Kirk Mann** (born 2 January 1986) is a Hartlanian-Sallish actor, voice actor and TV presenter who is the brother of Dirk Manfred-Bisset. He is married to Francesca Beaufont.

## Filmography

* The Fresh Beat Band (Pragrese dub, 2010-2014) - Twist
* Ultimate Spider-Man (Sallish dub, 2015-2017) - Peter Parker/Spider-Man

## Trivia

* He was born inside a McDonald’s PlayPlace in Frantomor, Hartlania.
* There have been rumors that he used to be an actor in porn. This has neither been confirmed or denied by him.

## Notes

1. ↑ Replaced Ben Lusejik, who was fired after being outed as a pedophile.
Aticijeg ponijica: Ćajenúl sijalvanizú

## *My Little Pony: A Magical Friendship*

***Aticijeg ponijica: Ćajenúl sijalvanizú*** is the first Sallish dub of *My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic*. Produced by Rik Studijo, the dub was produced and aired in early 2011 after PBV accidentally commissioned two dubs of the series at once; being produced faster and cheaper, it premiered on 16 May 2011 on Playhouse Disney in Salliland.

Produced with only 9 voice actors and voiced over songs, the dub received mostly negative reception. Asides from the series premiere, it stopped receiving reruns after November 2012.

## Trivia

* Only 22 episodes were dubbed: "Applebuck Season", "Dragonshy", "A Bird in the Hoof" and "Owl's Well That Ends Well" were skipped. The aforementioned episodes were still dubbed by Make It Loud Studio and aired later.
	+ "Party of One" was never aired on Playhouse Disney Channel or Disney Channel's Playhouse Disney block, but aired outside the block on 12 December 2011.
* Most songs are dubbed through voiceover, i.e. sung over the English versions on a lower level of sound.
	+ However, all of Rarity's singing parts - even during otherwise-dubbed songs - were kept in English, due to Katarina Alinapjok being based in Barnland while the other cast was based in Salliland.
	+ "Pinkie's Gala Fantasy Song," "Winter Wrap Up", "Art of the Dress", "I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala" and "Pony Pokey” were left in English entirely; "Dragonshy", the episode featuring "Hop Skip and Jump Song", was not dubbed.
	+ "Evil Enchantress" and "Cupcakes Song" were lipsync dubbed.
	+ The songs that were dubbed through voiceover were later lipsync dubbed for uploads on Disney Channel Salliland's YouTube channel in 2019 and 2020, with Rarity's singing being performed by Binsha Parker, her singing voice under Make It Loud Studio for seasons 2-9.
* Fluttershy's version of "Evil Enchantress" is performed by Alina Alinić with her voice digitally pitched down, rather than her actual Flutterguy actor, Juan Castillo.
Cake-y Disaster in the Kitchen

Chloe: Got everything! And I didn't even have to pay for a single thing!

Ericka: Yup. They were already in the kitchen. So, the instructions say to preheat the oven to 177°C and line a muffin tin.

Chloe: ~does that~ Done! Next?

Ericka: Get out a 12-hole muffin tin and put paper liners in each of the spaces. The liners will make it easy to remove and serve the cupcakes. Set the tin aside while you make the batter. If you don't have paper liners, spray the inside of the muffin tin with a nonstick cooking spray.

Chloe: Will pantyliner do too?

Spy: Mmm! Panties! And mmm! Cupcakes!

Ericka: Sorry, I don't think it does, and even if it did, it would be unsanitary.

Chloe: You're the best! ~punches Ericka in the breast~

Ericka: Ouch! What did ya do that for?!

Chloe: I ripped out all the other pages, so call Flavia and Aivalf for me.

Ericka: Okay! ~calls Flavia and Aivalf~ Flavia, Aivalf, come over to our house RIGHT NOW and help Chloe bake cupcakes.

Flavia: We'll be right over!

Chloe: Cancel the cupcakes! I'm bakin' a cake instead!

Ericka: Chloe decided she's baking a cake, not cupcakes!

Flavia: Okay!

~some time later~

Aivalf: What cake are you baking?

Chloe: Red velvet.

Aivalf: I'll help you if you pay me and Flavia in ice cream and at least two slices of the cake!

Spy: I'll help you if you pay me in panty shots!