The House of Snax (Location)

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The House of Snax is the building where episodes of *Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax* are recorded. The exterior is painted wood, but the inside has plaster walls with worn wallpaper. The House of Snax is only open once a week, as it closes at the end of each podcast episode. Lilith considers it her "home away from home," and it is where she sometimes keeps her collection of vintage lamps.

The House of Snax is located within a small "weird hell dimension" where it is always raining cream (possibly melted Oreo cream). The cream often leaks through the roof when guests are on the podcast, requiring plugs. The foundation of the building is built with sour gummy worms, which is why it is sinking into the sea. According to Diet Coke, the House is in Ireland.

As the House of Snax is in another dimension, injuries that happen in it do not equate to "real world" injuries. However, most inhabitants are bound to Snack Law, a set of dimensional rules that govern the House of Snax. There are two currently known rules which have been mentioned on the podcast: 1. People are only allowed to eat snacks that they brought into the House themself. 2. Only processed foodstuff may be discussed on the podcast, as homemade foods do not qualify as snacks.

## Rooms and Furniture

Lilith has the best chair in the House. A bathroom, where Lilith sometimes takes very long pisses, is very close to the room where the podcast is recorded. The podcast being recorded may be audible to people inside the bathroom (Although Lilith had no recollection of Episode #55, which she spent in the bathroom). There is an end table and a dusty lamp somewhere in the area between the podcast recording zone and the front door. The door's peephole doesn't work. The toilet and shower leak. The House has a basement which homes the offspring of the Snack-Keeper.

## Business

The House of Snax phone number is 555-SNAK.

Diet Coke and Lilith have ownership of the House of Snax and the land that it's on, and they are looking for franchisees in hopes of getting a House of Snax franchise going. There is a $100,000 franchise fee, but once that is paid, they will send all necessary supplies, including a trained Snack Keeper and a lawyer if needed.

There is a House of Snax Hall of Fame, for the greatest snacks that have been reviewed on *Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax*. There are currently only two snacks with a place in the Hall of Fame: Trolli Sour Crunchy Crawlers, reviewed during Episode #8 and later called "one of the GOAT snacks of this podcast," and Herr's Deep Dish Pizza Cheese Curls, which were described as a "once in a lifetime snack" and were good enough to change the Snack-Keeper's heart and transform them into the Snack Giver. When a snack is inducted into the Hall of Fame, instead of having a trophy or a plaque, Diet Coke and Lilith nail the snack directly to the wall and let whatever happens to it happen to it, because death and decay is what the House of Snax is all about.

If a candy corn hater walks into the House of Snax, Diet Coke and Lilith will punch them in the eyebrow. If the person does not have eyebrows, they will get punched in the brow bone. Although the Snack-Keeper was not punched during the episode that they revealed they hate candy corn, Lilith punched them in the face during Episode #42 after they said that tabletop RPGs are boring.

After Episode #42, the House of Snax opened a Patreon in order to fund a new lung for Diet Coke as well as development of an anti-silly vaccine created from the Fun Sucker's blood, which would be used to banish the Snack-Keeper from Diet Coke's body. However, it was later revealed that the Snack-Keeper was taking all of the money before it got to the House of Snax. This is presumably no longer an issue as the Snack-Keeper died during Episode #52.

Diet Coke and Lilith keep a sledge hammer in the House of Snax in case of emergencies.

## Murders

During episode #18, Diet Coke seemed to imply that several murders have been committed at the House of Snax, as after shooting Ben Platt, she said, "Alright, that's a nice 'nother Jackson Pollock for the wall there. We got a few of them now. I'll just drag this body outside the door."

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1472360324451946497
2. ↑ https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1472324153931878412
3. ↑ Episode #47
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 Episode #54
5. ↑ Episode #34
6. ↑ Episode #36
7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 Episode #21
8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 8.2 Episode #55
9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 9.2 Episode #15
10. ↑ @houseofsnax on Twitter
11. ↑ Episode #58
12. ↑ Episode #25
13. ↑ Episode #20
14. ↑ Episode #26
15. ↑ Episode #14
16. ↑ Episode #52
17. ↑ Episode #19
18. ↑ Episode #48