Yesssssssssdd

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Yesssssssssdd is a model citizen of the Nutribun Republic, and incidentally, a moderator. Yesssssssssdd was involved in various government-related armed conflicts, including the infamous The Great Ilocos Bombing Run. Yesssssssssdd allegedly used his influence to affect the outcome of the elections. In several documents that somehow found its way to the press, Yesssssssssdd managed to accumulate a number of cronies and allies from different positions of power in the government of the Nutribun Republic.

## Early History

### Mod Elections

During the July Mod Elections, Yesssssssssdd promised the citizens of the Nutribun Republic unlimited nutribun, he added more in his official campaign video, stating that he "will fuck nutribun 24/7", "will ban everyone who doesn't like nutribun", and "will make Leni x Sarah and BBM x Pduts r34", to state a few examples.

By July 5, it was announced that BBM endorsed Yesssssssssdd as moderator, and released an official campaign poster showing his "nutri-chad"ness to the public, a complete contrast to his previous image of being a fat gigachad. Furthermore, the following day, several figures of importance had endorsed Yesssssssssdd, including but not limited to Former US President Bill Clinton, Ambassador Jiao Xina, Gordon Ramsay, and Peter Griffin. An official release from Lepixam's campaign team saying that BBM had officialy endorsed Lepixam, had caused an outrage from Yesssssssssdd's camp, releasing a statement stating that BBM only endorses Yesssssssssdd as the next moderator of the Nutribun Republic [citation needed].

The following day, July 7th, the first round of elections knocked out two candidates from the campaign, leaving Yesssssssssdd, RamonMagsaysayGaming, and Lepixam as the last three remaining candidates for the post. Yesssssssssdd had managed to gain 215 votes, while RamonMagsaysayGaming had 197, Lepixam with 90, AntonioLunaGaming and RaineThe\_Dan both having 65 and 24 votes respectively.

On the day of the election, July 11th, only RamonMagsaysayGaming and Yesssssssssdd were able to garner enough votes to be elected for the post of moderator of the Nutribun Republic, with Magsaysay having 335 votes, and Yesssssssssdd's 231. Lepixam lost the race, ending with only 66 votes in the end

### Crony GC

Following the results of the Mod Elections, several documents that stated the alleged corruption that paved Yesssssssssdd's way to the top were released by an anonymous organization. In the said documents, Yesssssssssdd regularly conducted bribery of various politicians within the Nutribun Republic in the build-up towards the Mod Elections, in addition to that, he also built a secret organization of cronies and allies that helped scheme his way to become a moderator. The Document labeled this organization as "Crony GC". It was, however, denied by Yesssssssssdd's spokesperson, stating that it was a fabrication by Yesssssssssdd's enemies. "Crony GC" was also disproven by the Nutribun Bureau of Investigation, confirming that it was, indeed, a fabrication.

## Crimes Committed

During his tenure as Moderator, Yesssssssssdd was "allegedly" involved in various national and international incidents that involved the Nutribun Republic. Within weeks of his inauguration, Lepixam's legal team filed a defamation lawsuit against Yesssssssssdd, stating that "[Yesssssssssdd] destroyed Mr. Lepixam's reputation, not only to the public, but also to his family." Lepixam's lawsuit was dismissed by Makati Regional Trial Court, stating that Lepixam's lawsuit lacked sufficient evidence to be considered defamatory.

A month after Yesssssssssdd's inauguration, a document was accidentally sent to an unnamed individual, who, in return, leaked it to the press. The document contains a list of the names of Nutribun Spies within Ilocos, China, and the United States. This accidental leakage sparked an international and national outrage between Nutribun and the mentioned countries and region. Yesssssssssdd was indicted by the Sandiganbayan for violating RA 10173, Section 25, 29, and 32. Yesssssssssdd, however, was found not guilty by the Sandiganbayan, and thus, not sentenced for imprisonment.

Infamously, Yesssssssssdd was one of the commanders of the Great Ilocos Bombing Run, in which he managed the 69th, 92nd, and 30th Nutribun Army Divisions, as well as several unnamed and classified paramilitary groups. Reportedly, Yesssssssssdd ordered the mass murder of Ilocanos, often indiscriminately, at one point, mustard gas was used in Bolinao, Alaminos, San Carlos City, Dagupan, and Urdaneta. In the aftermath of the nukings, Yesssssssssdd sent in his troops once more to round up the survivors. These survivors were forced to march from their homes to the concentration camps built by Manny Villar on the outskirts of Vigan and several other cities.

Alongside the Great Ilocos Bombing Run, Yesssssssssdd was once more involved in the mass enslavement of the Bisaya population of the Visayas. He, along with Robin Sexdilla, transformed Cebu City from being overrun with wildlings, to a center of development and trade (slavery). These two events are not considered as crimes by the Nutribun Republic, however, the International Criminal Court had, as such, declared so, and in effect, declaring both Yesssssssssdd and Robin Sexdilla as war criminals, in violation of the Geneva Conventions, of conducting genocide, and basic crimes against humanity, to which the Nutribun Republic furiously fights against.