Roxy Lalonde/Rose's Mom

## Rose's Mom

**Rose's Mom** is an adult human from beta Universe B. She is the guardian of Rose Lalonde. The alpha counterpart of this character is Roxy Lalonde.

## Profile

Ms. Lalonde is an extremely wealthy woman, with enough funds to spend frivolously on things like a 20 ft. granite statue to be lowered into the house by a crane, a $15,000 frame for a drawing Rose did of her cat when she was little, and a mausoleum for the death of said cat.

### Personality

Lalonde is an alcoholic. She keeps many bottles of liquor around the house  and is rarely seen without a martini glass in hand. She is even seen holding a martini during Jaspers's funeral .

Lalonde is a single mother, and often roams the house pretending to perform common chores , such as mopping or dusting.

According to Rose, she was trapped in a constant battle of passive aggressive one-upmanship  with Ms. Lalonde. She detested her mother's collection of wizard statues  and claimed her mother only kept them to spite her.

Lalonde purchased many lavish gifts for her daughter, such as Jaspers's mausoleum, the expensive frame for the drawing on the fridge, and Maplehoof the pony.

### Possessions

* Many statues of wizards, including the 20 ft. tall granite statue of Zazzerpan the Learned .
* Bronze-dipped vacuum  customized with a cup holder. An ironic Mother's Day gift from Rose. Ms. Lalonde was the one who dipped it in bronze, as an ironic gesture of gratitude. It is kept on a pedestal and perpetually plugged into the wall so that it can be turned on, but it does not leave the pedestal.
* Lots of liquor bottles

## Abilities

### Superior Mangrit

Lalonde is shown to be capable of taking down enormous monsters  with her bare hands.

## Biography

### Exposition

* Lalonde lives in a mansion on the east coast of the United States, built directly over a river as it runs off into a waterfall. The mansion is powered by a generator underneath the house  that creates electricity from the river flow. This mansion is located close by to a Skaianet factory.
* Lalonde has a daughter and names her Rose.
* Rose has a pet cat called Jasper who eventually dies. Lalonde has the cat taxidermized and a mausoleum constructed to house his corpse. This mausoleum contains a secret passageway  to the nearby factory.
* Lalonde buys a pretty princess doll  for Rose's 13th birthday.

### April 13th, 2009

* Frequent meteor strikes cause a nearby forest fire.
* Complications with Sburb force Rose outside to the mausoleum  and closer to the fires. When the fires threaten to engulf Rose, Ms. Lalonde inputs a code into a keypad , revealing the hidden passageway inside the mausoleum for Rose to escape through.
	+ The digits of the code are 1, 3, and 4. Most likely, the code was 413.
* Later, an enormous meteor strikes the nearby Skaianet laboratory . The impact is great enough that the shockwave sets her house on fire .
* Rose's host player finally connects to her . He deploys all the Phernalia necessary for Rose to enter the game. Rose creates her entry artifact: a cruxite bottle. Rose smashes the bottle, and she, her home, and her mother are all brought into the Medium to the Land of Light and Rain .

### In the Medium

* Now on LOLAR, Rose's mother takes the mausoleum's secret passageway out to a small dock  at the back of the island. There's a boat there. She abandons her martini glass on the dock, unties the boat, and sails off, taking Maplehoof the pony with her.
* She sails to another island  where she enters some ruins and handily defeats an enormous underling. Inside the ruins are a transportalizer. She and Maplehoof take the transportalizer .