BeNoir LeBlanc

BeNoir is a commonly referenced character in the town of Snrubville who is seen by most of the residents and visitors as a menace. His seemingly constant state of drunkenness and rash actions because of the fact has given him a terrible reputation among the town. In virtue of this, Steve has become quite popular among the townsfolk for being able to deal with the issues BeNoir causes.

## Appearance

BeNoir LeBlanc is extremely white, as is expected from a French-Canadian. He stands at 5’9 but is usually seen slouching, making him seem shorter. He has shoulder-length, very messy dirty blond hair that he usually hides with an ushanka hat that has white fleurs-de-lis on its ear-flaps. Like any respectable Canadian, BeNoir is commonly wearing flannel shirts with a white vest underneath. He also wears blue waterproof pants and snow boots to complete the Canadian outfit.

## Personality

BeNoir can only be described as the most generic Quebec-Canadian anyone could ever meet. He’s a drunkard with a lethal habit of smoking and drinking to the point where his blood may permanently contain traces of said drugs. He is rude to everyone which explains his lack of friends. Overall, BeNoir is what most would define as ‘a jackass.' He is irascible when it comes to interacting with other people. Acting calmer around friends, only annoyed or huffy, but will be many times harsher to people who try to make romantic or sexual advances on him.

BeNoir likes big dogs, cigarettes, the smell of lumber, and living in a small cabin in the woods. He dislikes (most) people, cities, horror, and romance.

## History

BeNoir used to live in Quebec with his mother until he wanted desperately to become independent and so he tried to find work and a place to live in Quebec. While finding housing wasn’t difficult, finding work with what little qualifications he had, was. BeNoir’s unhealthy drinking and smoking habits didn’t help his financial state either so it was almost inevitable that he joined his hometown’s infamous Casablanca Mafia in desperation for a job. Because of the allyship of his group and the Alessandri group, BeNoir became close with Steve who was the only member who could put up with him enough to become friends. His place in the Mafia required him to move into Snrubville along with Steve where he resides, however unhappily, to the current day.

While a mafia member in title, he doesn't actually do much other than smoking, drinking, and terrorizing citizens. Rumour in the town says that the Cassablanca Mafia only took him in to stop him from tormenting every area he steps foot in, and he was sent to Snrubville as a pseudo-penitentiary.

While living in Snrubville, BeNoir has committed the following acts causing his horrible reputation:

* Threatened to smoke all of Nerium's flowers
* Vomited outside of Flower Power
* Nearly drowned in the Lake of Snrub after stealing one of Seagull Sailing's boats.
* Caused general ruckus in places that did not need nor want it.
* Nearly vomited inside Homer’s Pizza Patio before being forcefully escorted out to vomit *next to* the Pizza Patio.
* Got into a fist fight with a Giant Sewer Rat and lost. (spectators state that him losing was more disappointing than him starting the fight.)
* Broke into the News Station and interrupted the news by breaking the cameras and lights.
* Racked up a tab of well over $3000 at Marg's Saloon.

## Relationships

### Friends:

##### Steve Mapleman

Steve is BeNoir’s only friend because he is the only one that puts up with his constant rudeness, drinking, and smoking. Because of this, BeNoir is quite friendly with Steve, sometimes even shutting up and acting normal when the two are idle in their shared igloo.

### Enemies:

#### Nerium Nightshade

Nerium despises BeNoir after he wobbled into her flower shop drunk and threatened to smoke all of her plants, and then proceeded to vomit right outside the store when he was being forced out. He also angered her more when one of his rare mafia jobs required him to steal a certain herb from her collection, to which he was caught trying to do since he is no longer allowed within 10 m of the flora.

#### Vincent Colosimo

Vincent's main reason for despising BeNoir is because of his transgressions against her girlfriend and her flower shop, although BeNoir's personality also plays a large factor.

#### Clarissa Queen

Clarissa's first encounter with BeNoir was at Seagull Sailing. While he was drunk, BeNoir stumbled into the Lake of Snrub and nearly drowned, taking one of the boats with him and scaring away the waterfowl that calmly resided near the shop. Clarissa first tried to take one of her boats and save BeNoir herself, resulting in her almost drowning. She left the drowning drunkard with a life ring while she called for help. BeNoir was only saved thanks to Steve showing up in time to help the shop owner reel him in with his fishing net.

#### Ezekiel Scipio

BeNoir has not directly done anything to Zeke but the undertaker has been in the vicinity of BeNoir's antics enough to experience his profanity and grow to dislike him. Zeke has taken to warning Derek and Efisio about him to the point that even his bird Poe knows of the horrors of BeNoir.

#### Homer Romano

BeNoir burst into Romano's restaurant and nearly threw up in the store. The only reason he didn't was because Club threw him out.

### Family:

#### Beatrice LeBlanc (mother)

BeNoir's mother calls him to berate him about his terrible life decision to move to Snrubville. His mother does, however, approve of BeNoir’s friendship with Steve who is recently the main reason she calls.

## Trivia

* Created by S.S. Specs
* BeNoir is canonically aromantic and asexual.
	+ Not that he has the personality for either of those to be applicable.
* BeNoir was created to be the stereotypical French-Canadian.