recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
@itsdril

THE MEME THE MYTH THE LEGEND

@kazoomiller's gay egg son, fckukcing ridiculous child

**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**

is absolute quality and u should follow?? tbh

*Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me*
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

HELP IM LOST AND STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF SONG LYRICS

[Chorus:]

Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play

Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder

You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older

But the meteor men beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin

The water's getting warm so you might as well swim

My world's on fire. How about yours?

That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas

I need to get myself away from this place

I said yep, what a concept

I could use a little fuel myself

And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold
@succ

Saying that @succ is a star is an understatement. If you had to collect the top natters, I can guarantee @succ would be one of them. My proudest moment in my life was getting a compliment from them, and I'm considering framing it and putting it on my wall.

"sock ☆ they/he ★ biggest daddy"HOLY CRAP THEY MADE THIS REALLY REALLY COOL SONG THEY ARE A GREAT USER 10/10 WOULD FOLLOW AGAIN they're really nice and good??? please follow them theyre The Best(TM) rad...... cool............ way too nice........... a+++++ would recommend to a friend Wonderful, angelic, precious cinnamoroll

cool bean. 10/10, will recommend to friends.

SUCC IS A MEME NOW. Fucc the succ trucc
@kishinuma

kishinuma is the biggest weeb of the entire natter. probably.

"

so much anime holy heck. but good posts. 4 out of 5 stars" -dapperghost

now is @mukuros

* **Gabumon40 (talk) 01:18, April 10, 2016 (UTC)ass**
* **doot doot**
* **ahoge squad**
* **pokemon**
* **corpse party**

**started the nickelback meme which seems to only go on during night natter,,,**
Nice No.6 Reference

\*gets killed by wasps\* nice no.6 reference!!

## My Personal Favorites

* \*sees corrupt government\*nice no 6 reference *(@elemevtary)*
* \* Attacked by wasps\*nice no.6 reference *(@OikawaToru)*
* \*getting arrested\* nice no.6 reference!!!! *(@yamaguchi)*
* \*hears screaming\* nice No6 reference #holyshit *(@mona)*
* \*sees No6 reference\* nice No6.reference!!!! *(@akaashikeiji)*
* \*sees government\*holy shit!!! no.6 reference!!! *(@yamaguchi)*
* \*sees The Police\* holy shit!!nice no.6 reference!! *(@yamaguchi)*
* \*someone.leaves\* me: nice.no.6.reference *(@l\_lawliet)*

***The first nice no.6 reference:***

* \*seesA Wasp\* Holy Shit!!!! Nice no.6 reference!!! *(@yamaguchi)*
@natter

The account that is run by the the natter team. Known for greeting excessively and being nice

"The natter team, building a brighter and briefer future", are a bunch of monkeys that enjoy fixing and improving the lives of the users. The natters usually like to ship and compare them with tumblr staff who has fun making useless and horrible updates in their mother webpage Tumblr

TRIVIA:

-despite consisting of a bunch of monkies (According to their pictures), @neil along with other humans work to improve natter, as seen in their popular #SelfieParty

-Many natter monkeys like taking selfies!

-TechMonkey is a well known member of the natter team

-On november 12 @natter challenged @TumblrStaff to a fight

sourchttps://natter.com/posts/1024107-tumblrstaff-fight-me-bro
Natter's Relationship with Vore

Vore is, oh god okay, if you don't know what vore is... I envy you. The rest of you are slimy bastards and have been on the internet for too long. For those of you that don't know, "to vore" is the act of eating, swallowing or consuming something (or someone) whole as an act of sexual pleasure.

Natter, being the shitposting social media app that it is, loves to talk about vore. No one on the app genuinely likes it of course (or no one that I've seen), but joking about vore or "voring" someone has become a staple of what makes natter so fun to so many.

## Quotes

"VORE me furry daddy" -Juicy McCreamy

"juicy" -megan

"DON'T VORE THE BEES" -Lucy Coolerthanu

"breathing is just air vore" -Queen Genji

"natter jail has bars of vore" -The Queen of Calling

"It's 9:41 no vore or else you're grounded" - Toriel

"Don't vore the bees, there armed" -Monk Zoltor The All-Seeing
Megan™

## megan, followed by 3 rainbow flag emojis

rainbow flag emoji. three of these follow megan's name.

## general info

* posts too many selfies
* definitely did not make this wiki page herself
* never uses capital letters
* doesn't know how to edit a wiki

## fun facts

* watched crotch of ogopt for the first time bc of natter
* gay
* likes to complain
* bad at all social media, especially natter
* loud typer
Bad Ideas & Good Intentions

***Bad Ideas & Good Intentions*** is a studio album by The Pardos. It is the band's first self-produced studio album and the first to be released on the band's netlabel, And Records.

## Credits

###  Personnel

* Adam Rudy - Vocals (1-3, 5-7, 9, 10, 12), distorted acoustic guitar (5, 7, 12), electric guitar (1-3, 6), bass guitar (1, 3, 6), melodica (3, 6), mandolin (3), drum programming (1-3, 5-7, 9, 10, 12), synthesizers (1, 3, 7, 9, 12), percussion (6), cover/booklet design, mixing, production
* Ben Schiery - Synthesizers, drum programming (4, 8, 11)

Catalog: AND-7-032

## Download

*Bad Ideas & Good Intentions* is available for free download from ThePardos.com, Bandcamp, and Soundcloud.
NEIL NATTER

NEIL's terrible visage

NEIL NATTER is the elder god of Natter itself and was briefly summoned by mistake on March 13th 2017 in an attempt to free Rin from Natter Jail.

A God War ensued, with the resisting forces being led largely by Ereptile Malfunction in the form of Mr Manhands.

## Genesis

Neil was initially mentioned by Krungle McGurderson, who wanted help summoning Natter's King in an effort to liberate Rin.

Krungle posted an image of Natter's esteemed founder with the caption "Help me summon Neil guys" and that's just what Succ Orb did.

Succ Orb proceeded to upload a slightly altered image, in which Neil smiled cheerfully. "Many Neil smile upon you," they captioned.

Unfortunately Succ Orb did not stop there. They continued to run the image through FaceApp many times, deep frying Neil's face in the process.

As they did this, something terrible began to emerge: The true face of NEIL.

It should be noted that Neil Stanley and NEIL NATTER seem to be separate entities, the former being Natter's actual CEO and the latter being his echo in dark, terrible divinity.

This great, unknowable being was easily able to dominate Succ Orb's mortal mind and begin posting through their account.
@Joshuu

@Joshuu is one of the original group of Jojonatter blogs, and part of the fresh and hip "JojolionNatter" group. He has a distinctive typing style, involving short sentences and an overuse of tildes.

He has a cannon username, referencing the Jojo's Bizarre Adventures Part 8 character, Joshuu Higashikata.

He does not have any parents or siblings, but is part of the SteelScrewHan power ship.

## SteelScrewHan

SteelScrewHan is the ship consisting of @kishibe, @SteelyDan and @Joshuu. While it was originally meant to be ironic, all three users now ship it seriously.

Many other Natter users ship it as well, making it likely the most popular ship within Jojonatter groups.
Ruby kurosawa

http://love-live.wikia.com/wiki/Ruby\_Kurosawa if i get in trouble for copy and pasting this page ill take full responsibility

"**Kurosawa Ruby** is one of the nine main characters of *Love Live! Sunshine!!*. She is a first year in Uranohoshi Girls' High School. Her image color is magenta. She is a member of CYaRon!, a sub-unit under Aqours.also shes my girlfriend ily

## BackgroundEdit

Ruby is a first-year student who is almost always nearby her good friend, Hanamaru.

She has an elder sister, who is Kurosawa Dia.

## PersonalityEdit

Ruby has never talked to any males besides her father before, so she has always been bad at dealing with the male gender. She is fearful and easily upset, but still has a tough interior, forged by her role as a girl in a rich, well-known family.

She also seems to refer to herself in the third-person from time to time, just like her best friend Hanamaru. Ruby displays an admiration for pop idols, despite coming from a traditional family. She shared this interest with her sister Dia.

## Clubs and HobbiesEdit

Her hobbies are needlework and clothing. Her talent is in coordinating outfits. Alongside Watanabe You, she is also Aqours' wardrobe supervisor.

## Other DataEdit

*Note: **Dengeki G's Magazine** is a monthly magazine that is part of the Love Live! and Love Live! Sunshine!! multimedia projects. As it is usually the first source of news for all major projects under these titles, its monthly sections will detail how the project has progressed over time. The issues are usually published a month ahead of time. For example, the July 2010 issue would've been released on 30th May 2010."*
@RickSanchez

@RickSanchez is MortySmith's alcoholic grandpa, and the smartest scientist around. Despite this they get into trouble 98% of the time. The other 2% they're passed out drunk. An A+ username for an A+ natter.

100% recommended, why aren't you following them already?

(someone add their pic the wiki won't let me)

despite evil morty making me try to kill you i still think you're pretty cool - @evilrick

GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYG

I'm so gay it's hurting me, Wubbalubbadubdub!
@gzeppeli

Husband (by @HolHorse)

Italian Stallion

### Relatives

@HolHorse (husband)@d4c (second husband who is also:) @Rohan (first adopted son)

@Kishibe (grandson???)

@Realrohan (second adopted son)

@Jolmeme (first adopted daughter)

## Physical description

### Species

Natterer

@gzeppeli is the first Gyro to have joined the website Natter. As of now they have over 1000 kudos and is a STAR. Their username is canon, referring to the character Gyro Zeppeli from Part 7 of the manga Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

@gzeppeli is currently married to the user @HolHorse and has 3 children, all of them for some reason seem to be related to a character named Rohan. They are @Rohan , @Kishibe , and @RealRohan . @gzeppeli also owns a cat called Temmie.

## GyHol

@gzeppeli and @HolHorse got unofficially married after @gzeppeli supposedly killed @HolHorse's former husband, @heirophantG . Both parties are fine with that.

**Fun fact:** GyHol is one of Jojonatter's Top Power Couples.

## Personality

Did I mention that @gzeppeli is one kinky son of a bitch.

## Facts

* He talksh like thish
* His grillz are actually made of tinfoil
* Is a dirty husban stealer
Caesar

> "hi my name is Caesar and this is jackass #fightsWammu"
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##### Read more about Jojonatter (here)

Caesar is the second user affiliated with the Jojonatter community to possess a canon url in reference to the fictional character, Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli .

## Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli

### Relatives

married to @Undyne,formerly @Toriel's BF (Bubble Father) @timcanpy (Mom)

## Physical description

### Gender

Eric

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##### Read more about Natterschool (here)

It is rumored that cults have been started revolving around Caesar.

> "@ⒸⒶⒺⓈⒶⓇ: that attractive af foreign exchange student whom everyone has a (secret) ❤️‍ crush ❤️‍ on. thick italian accent, strangely has a picture of the pope in his wallet and also a fetish for bubble wrap. hates geology class and thinks he can draw but actually sucks. additionally, he possesses a bad habit of picking fights with @wammu in the halls and sometimes makes fun of @gangstar for drinking piss from an unmarked bottle he found while they were playing a board game. probably the only member of jojoclub who can dance thanks to his obsession with mmd videos."
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#### **Caesarcreatures**

They are our sins given form

"WHWTATATHAT THEEGEH FXUCCUCKCOCFUC #ISTHSIS" - SteelyDan

"VUFBOSDVBR ISDVBOSRW ASKFVIS #IMSCREAMING: - Kishibe

"you quit tHAT #IMSUFFERIG" - Hermitpurple

## **Trivia**

* During a Jojonatter BGO match, it's rumored that he once performed lewd acts with the pope.
* Possesses a unhealthy amount of sunfish images
* There was also a scandal with Obama probably??
* Was in this novel
* His goal is to touch every butt on natter
* He's a little into fish, as he married @Undyne on natter. The trending hashtag was #bubblefishwedding and they're currently honeymooning in Hell™.
* his love is crushing. like a boulder, or a roof.
@Rebel

## ***Rebel is the best***

look at this motherfukr rebel you see them u kno what they're doin'? they're kinkshaming **GOD** while yur sitting at hom kinkshaming that lemon on ur desk thats right i kno about the desk lemon.and the desk lemon knos of me

## ***Biography***

ONCE UPON A TIME S GIANT EXPLOSION HAPPENED AND SHIT WAS CREATED UMONG THESE THINGS WAS REBEL. TO THE MODERN DAY REBEL HAS BEEN KINKSHAMING AND BUSTNG OUT SLIMEY THINGS SENSE THE BEGING OF TIME THE END.

IN THIS WORLD IT'S SHAME OR BE SHAMED

reads fin/trace smut

## MORE ABOUT REBEL

rebel is a apart of a medium system and their actual name is ronnie. But if youre speaking to the system as a whole veen is good. VeenS system is filled with SHITTY FUCKIN MEMES ONE MEMBER IN PARTICULAR IS A FUCKIN KINKSTER SHAME HIM.
@badtime

@badtime is the no mercy sans we all know and love, just with more shitpost.

**about bad time man**

* shitposts
* hangs around with gaster a lot
* thinks grillby is hot (as in literally HE IS ON FIRE)
* tries to get his family and friends to NOT get into yaoi, fails and becomes the yaoi himself
* gives people bad times

**about the admin themselves**

* nova
* 19 (04/04; even and the same numbers oooo)
* they/he/she (please use she/her only if you know them)
* aries
* florida
* gay
* loves undertale too much for their own good
* not too into undertail but sure loves making shitposts about it in the skype chat

bad time mans natter
@Hyper Death

Recently confirmed to be 5 birds almost successfully piloting a mech, this memeing Clefairy needs to be stopped immediately. A bounty for $$60,000,000,000.00 has been placed. The best way to stop them is to, idk, hug them or something. I don't care.

***Come and get me you eggs***

"one of the cool kids" - a cool kid
Megane 👓 🐮

Yes hello, hi. megane 👓 🐮 is a natter user, glasses enthusiast, and a Moo Monk of Cowbot. Also can be referred to as glasses-kun or Citlaly (their name).

Catalyst of the Disortion War, a skirmish that began with megane losing their forme and being stuck in the void. Instead of gaining Ascension, megane lost power and was on the verge of dying until Krungle was able to save them.

Unable to participate in the ensuing action without a forme, megane begged for Cowbot's help and gained a new one, the form of a cow (wearing glasses for brand's sake).
Welcome to the Davenport University

**Welcome to the Davenport University** is the 2nd episode in Season 1 of *College Rats*. It first aired January 15th, 2016. It is the 2nd episode overall.

## Plot

It's kickoff day at Davenport University...and it's not going well! Davenport forgets to disable Bree and Chase's bionic abilities, and they glitch like mad, scaring off all of the students.

## Cast

* Kelli Berglund as Bree Davenport
* Ben Paul as Steven Smith
* Billy Unger as Chase Davenport
* Paris Berelc as Skylar Storm
* Emery Kelly as Logan
* Jake Short as Oliver

## Trivia

* The university opens in this episode.
* This is the first appearance of Donald Davenport (Hal Sparks) in the series.
Jorts

## Origins

Jorts is a meme that began gaining popularity on Natter early on November 14th, 2015. The exact origin is unknown, but most speculate that it was started by this post by Natter user @malachite on the evening of November 13th, 2015. It spread rapidly and, as with most other memes, many variations of it began to appear as well.

## Variations

The original meme refers to "jean shorts", especially homemade cutoff jeans. "Jean shorts" was abbreviated to "jorts", and as it was generally found to be humorous by Natter users, the shitposting began. Soon people began prefixing the names of other clothing items with the letter "J" and even posting pictures of these denim abominations when they could be found. These variations include, but are by no means limited to:

* Jongs (jean thongs)
* Jotpants (jean hotpants)
* Jandals (jean sandals)
* Jooty jorts (jean booty shorts)
* Joots (Jean boots)
* Jursuits (jean fursuits)
COMRADE

## Overview

Heeeere's Comrade. The gayest, most-shamed leader of the gulags in Reverse-Russia on Natter, where the straights have no rights and are sent to do harsh time in gulag, most of our toilets aren't broken, but we still have very shit construction. Comrade, the guy who runs Vladdy P's blog hasn't much else to do but shitpost, so enjoy the memes, and the kinks and shames. Otherwise 69 years hard labour in gulag for you. And all of the shame. Go follow this motherfuck.

I am legit the one and only Vladimir Putin that is legit and most likely to be the real Putin, we just don't know. I mean, we just don't know. I will always defend Joseph, because we are obviously talking about Stalin, and he did nothing wrong. Except when he killed a couple people in the purges. Like, maybe two shouldn't have died.

I am a part of the Kinkshaminggames, and proud of it. @RealFrisk is my baby daddy.

Yiff yiff, motherfucker.

Three words, see?

Yea h .

Here's where you can learn more about our Great Leader, Vladdy P.

## Music Appeal

Here's the cover of the fire-as-fuck mixtape I dropped during my time in gulag. Check it out here. Also here's a single I dropped more recently, although this one's been consistently staying at the top of the charts for a little over a year. Please enjoy.
Avery VII🌱🍄

## Old Natter Timeline

Avery first joined Natter in 2015 when the website suddenly rose to popularity as a superior shitposting platform. They were formerly known as GooeyGoomy, Hyper\_Death, and Clefable before loosing touch with the site after the Grand Shutdown™.

## Current Natter Timeline

Avery's back and better than ever in this new reboot of Natter. Full of vim, vigor, and a righteous fear of the unknow, they hope to shitpost like never before.

### The Great Kiwi Struggle of 2017

On Apri 6, 2017 Avery fought valiantly against a dangerous and highly aggressive kiwi fruit. The battle was long and difficult, but with encouraging words and helpful advice from many on-lookers, they were finally able to vore the sour fruit. It came with a price, however, and Avery was left with a terrible Sour Burn. Some believe they still suffer from it to this day.

## Trivia

•Peter Walter VII is a reference to several characters from Steam Powered Giraffe, all named Peter Walter I-VI. Avery predicts that they will be the seventh Peter Walter in the lineage.

•Avery's favorite music artists are Steam Powered Giraffe, Panic! at the Disco, and Bo En.

•Avery really *really* loves space and is very open to the idea of having an alien SO, as long as they don't have to live on Earth.

•Avery dreams that one day Cow Bot will give them a fluffy cow.

## Hey have fun adding and edit below here! Actually go ahead and edit/add anywhere it'll be more fun ✨

a super swell and gr8 natterer good posts op

- a fellow natterer

since ur icon here is reigen i think ur cool mob psycho 100 is Rad i hope i run into u on actual natter sometime :-0

-ruby kurosawas wife
Frisk

## **Summary**

@Frisk joined after the Natter Purge of 2015, unknowingly taking the URL of someone who got deleted during the Purge. Seen as the effective leader of Undernatter, Frisk soared to popularity, rivalling the kudos of the Diva herself for a very long time. They eventually stopped posting as consistently for several reasons, but remained on Natter till the bitter end.

## Notable Acomplishments

* Being #2 in Kudos longer than almost anyone else
* Leading Undernatter
* Singlehandedly spreading Muppetnatter throughout the whole platform

### I cant bring myself to remove these lovely little captions

they also lost the contest for gayest natter user against @pundertale. still really gay tho

Frisk is a popular shitposter among the "natter" community. They are friends with everyone and are very, very nice.

Married to Mettaton and Gonzo

nicest natter user 10/10 -@pundertale

   frisk is a Heckin Memer <3FRISK IS MY FRIEND SPOUSE AND THEY ARE REALLY COOL AND REALLY AWESOME @coolsklton95

one time Frisk mentioned me....it was awesome.

reall y really good a+ friend and muppet lover (got me into the muppets)

best thing ever: the face frisk makes when they see gonzo during a stream

Died December 23rd, 2015 at approximately 8:45pm, EST. Cause of Death: Learning that Gonzo enjoys leather straps.

frisk is legit so wonderful tbh?? probably the nicest person on natter and the frisk to my sans. i unironically enjoy muppets now bc of them. fronzo 2k16 -guess
Androids

Androids (アンドロイド, Andoroido) are fully mechanical humanoids that mostly fulfil various service roles on Amoi. They should not be confused with elites who possess an organic brain and can think for themselves.

Androids fulfil only that which they were programmed to do. A set of services is programmed into an Android’s IC chip, and they are unable to perform such tasks that were not input into the program.

It is not explicitly stated but it can be assumed that Androids come in human form and have short hair.

Known Android types:

* Sexaroids – they are androids used for sex. They only provide sexual services they were programmed to, and themselves don’t feel any lust or physical pleasure. They are not used in Midas brothels, all such services are done by organic creatures such as pets;
* Servitor Androids – they are used by elite for catering during their parties and banquets;
* Medical Androids – humanoid medical androids are used in Tanagura;
* Guardian Androids – these androids are used as full-time guards for pets in transport;
* Security Guards – all security in Eos and the rest of Tanagura is conducted by androids.

Considering the fact that in all of Tanagura, the only organic creatures that exist are in Eos, which would be the pets, furniture and animals and plants in the Botanical Garden, it can be assumed that there are many more types and that it is generally Androids that inhabit the rest of Tanagura, outside of Eos.
Mettaton

mettaton

actually mettaton is pertty rad

needs to stop begging for kudos so desperately and actually shitpost -honoka

mettaton is one super cool robot with super quality posts. great natterer. super fantastic. go follow now. 200% ghost approved. -@dapperghost

hot hot robot 11/10 -@macbeth

mettaton best boy 2kforever -@shiningneedlecastle
@spook

@spook is a goddamn furry, a sharkie, and has a cornsona. during the Shark Meme, he was very enthusiastic, as it loves sharks and most things shark-related.

he drinks sin for breakfast. don't ask how.

also he has named his Neko Atsume cats things like big weed and ez squez (too good)

@spook uses he/him and it/its pronouns.

Part of the Sin Train Squad with @dinkles, @itscharatime, @satanistcats, and @gamzee. Together, they started the corn meme of december 17th, 2015.

SIN SQUAD WIN SQUAD

spook senpai~

testimonial: SPOOK IS 2 GOOD, ILY SPOOK. FOLLOW THIS MEMER

-likes the video "HereInMyGarage" way too much but its a good video tbh

here in my pokegarage

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               thank u spook daddy

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@flan

official member of the flan clan.

SpongeBob: Soo long... [closes the door but then opens it with sad eyes. His sideburns fall off of his head. He starts throwing a big tantrum] I DON'T WANNA GROW UP! [holds up a giant chocolate chip cookie and snaps it in half in front of his face] I WANT COOKIES! [holds up a giant baby bottle with milk inside] AND "MILKIE"! [wears a sweater] I WANT A SWEATER WITH LOVE IN THE STITCHES! [runs around wearing a diaper with a blue pin on it as he's putting powder in the diaper] I WANNA WEAR "DIADIES"![rides in a wagon] I WANNA RIDE IN MY WAGON! [holds his giant teddy bear] I WANNA CUDDLE-WUDDLE WITH MISTER STUFFYKINS! [rides his old rocking horse with a sailor hat on and a lollipop] I WANNA ROCKY-ROCK ON MY SEAHORSEY! [holds up his bruised finger] AND I WANT KISSY-KISSY ON MY BOO-BOO! [The spoiled SpongeBob cries this instant as he falls on the floor in his front body, slamming his fists on the floor as if a kid was throwing a tantrum. He then rolls like a wheel. Grandma is shocked and sad for him. SpongeBob, sitting, sprays his tears in his mouth. Grandma thinks for a second. He ratchets like a lawn sprinkler, almost spinning around and sprays tears everywhere. He spins even faster and floods the whole house]Grandma: Take it easy, SpongeBob.[picks up the still-crying SpongeBob]SpongeBob. SpongeBob! [SpongeBob starts gasping after each cry. Grandma holds his lips, stopping SpongeBob's crying] You don't have to be a baby to get ol' Grandma's love.

salt an flan dont mix only on some occasions irl
Ousama

They're a bird that loves to draw birds for people. Likes to type in all caps. They're Ousama/The King from Hatoful Boyfriend!

They are @ousama on turtleseed and astrasphere on osu!! (pls play osu w me..)

!!!!!! ovo

   callout.post.for @ousama -too.good at.birds

-@pundertale

i would give you cookies endlessly. they would be in the shape of birds

-@luzondove

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**Art from others** (I LOVE THEM ALL) ☀♩є(･◇･｡)э

    In order

from @izaya

from @MrDadGuy

from @yiff
The Queen of Calling 🌻

the queen of calling 🌻 is a Natter user who joined in the early Summer of 2015. Before the Great Shutdown, she went by the username @literalily.

## Biographical Information

### Notable Relationships

Snek (soulmate), Genji (wife), blep (gf), Mr. Poopy (gf), Juicy (gf), Aidan (IRL bf)

She is known for the selfies no one asks for. She loves everyone. Literally everyone. Except rapists, neo-nazis, and murderers.

## Personality

* Extroverted introvert
* Has a lot of opinions and will not hesitate to share sos
* Doesn't have very many friends IRL
* Vanity 100%, self-confidence 5%
* Will talk about any given subject for probably hours
* Loves people and dogs, and also you probably
* Wears overalls every other day
* Empress of Nihilism and Positivity
* Rules over the Land of Irrelevance
* Essentially nocturnal
* Incredibly gay
* wow stop her
* Inadvertently causes Discourse
* Thinks ppl dont like her
* Very proud of everyone

## Interests

Queen has lots of passion to give to lots of different things, although these intrrests may be fleeting at times. Consistent passions include:

* Self-expression, most notably singing and drawing
* Listening to music of most varieties
* Talking to her friends on the internet
* Movies
* Nature
* Animals

## Natter Personalities

* *Day Natter Queen* is usually full of positivity and offers encouragement to other natterers, as well as enjoys having conversations with fellow users about an array of subjects.
	+ Rick's wife and ~alanna~ are her sub-personalities
* *Dark Natter Queen* appears most commonly in the nighttime. This is when her flirtatious tendencies rear their collective head, and she is an open book about most things. The memes are heavy in Dark Natter Queen, and also sometimes the sads :(.

## Trivia

Facts!

* literally all she does is type like this w no caps n 2 many abbreviations smh
* A green-witch-in-training!!
* Loves talking in private Natters! Loves talking to people!! (but only on the internet)
* Taurus (May)
* Southpaw
* Once broke her toe from dancing too hard
Aphrodisiacs

The table in the center of the cage was well stocked with a
variety of cocktails and mixed drinks, all spiked with aphrodisiacs. (V6 p110)

## **Muir**

   A slow-acting aphrodisiac wine. It was a very rare liqueur used to train pets and stimulate them for Bacchanalia and breeding parties. (V7 p122-3)

### **Iason's Use with Riki**

It was the Muir... After Riki's second orgasm, Iason used it to quench Riki's parched throat by passing it from mouth to mouth. Riki drunk greedily, unaware of what it was. Having never used it before, he knew neither the taste of Muir nor what it wold do to his body and his mind. (V7 p122-3)

Iason usually didn't require an aphrodisiac with Riki. Without it, Iason could dominate Riki regardless. But for reason which Iason did not quite understand yet or chose not to, he decided to act on impulse. (V7 p123)

   Even if he understood passion as an intellectual exercise and felt it in some sense in his still-organic brain, Iason couldn't feel the ecstasy that consumed Riki. (V7 p123)

It was to find the answer that Iason resorted to Muir. Without thought or reason, maybe inside Riki and his mortality there was something to be shared, some answer Iason would find. Knowing it was likely futile. Iason lived for dominance. It was the very essence of his existence. It was the only way for Iason to be himself. (V7 p124)

## **Riki's Low Tolerance**

*"Considering the degree to which the veins of the typical slum mongrel are steeped with crude and suspect drugs, that one is remarkably clean." (V6 p110)*

*"[Riki's] low level of resistance was an unexpected surprise."* (V6 p110)

The aphrodisiacs in the drinks were designed to sexually excite the inexperienced, but not allow the body to orgasm. Worse, though, was that while the stimulants had no side effects on the virginal Academy pets, they were particularly hard on Riki.... The drugs designed for pets were torture to his slum mongrel body. (V6 p114)

More on Pet Immunity (V6 p115)
Gorgon Wool

A type of cheap fabric available even by the slum mongrels on Amoi.

## **Description**

Riki's usual light coat had been replaced with an all-weather, [waterproof] metallic blue motorcycle jacket over a Gorgon wool turtleneck. Hardly atypical for the slums, he could even be considered under dressed -- and compared to the typical Midas riches, he was very plain. (V5 p111, V5 p45)
Gazer

A type of melanin pigmentation drug. Since it was only a popular 'fashion supplement', consumed orally to change hair and eye color, it wasn't very expensive. Most brands were legal and didn't have any severe side effects or long-term toxicities. (V3 p88)

## **Availability**

Anything but the over-the-counter drugs for the general populace. (V3 p89)

If used to make a simple fashion statement, no matter the brand, the results were pretty much the same. But when looking on the black market, customers wanted brands with guaranteed performance and staying power. Gazer was the preferred choice. (V3 p88)

Because these were illegal drugs, nobody was liable -- and nobody would talk.

see Black Market

## **Descriptions and Use**

see Characters: Thor

see Rock Candy

## **Impurities**

While the family of drugs was available in all varieties, the legal brands had their good points and their bad. In particular, there was the instantly recognizable mottled or 'impure' pigmentation of the eyes that never went away, and the fact that their potency had a limited time span. (V3 p88)

## **Side Effects**

The harmful side effects were greater and differed according to each person's physical constitution; vision impairments, eye deformities, and nerve paralysis were all possibilities. But most of it resulted in blindness, or the eyeballs desiccating in their sockets. In the worst case, the user put his life at risk. (V3 p89)

Those who used it habitually...claimed they could 'see the unseen'. (V3 p89)

see the Sight
@rosequartz

## Summary

Rose Quartz is actually Rose Quartz. So pure, so good, and honestly everyone loves her. She is ladytitanium on Tumblr, @roxy.quartz on twitter, @lady.titanium on instagram. Everyone on the internet is at least a little gay for her to be honest.

She seems to be close with @malachite in particular, even appearing in a reflection of one of @malachite's selfies. She is the sister of @mettat0n.

## Personality

Although @rosequartz is somewhat of a private individual, she has been seen to have a kind heart, offering help to other Natter users on multiple occasions. Her kindness does not impede her abiliy to shitpost, however, and she keeps up with all the latest memes. She acts as a mother or big sister for anyone who needs one, and has a tendency to remind people to take care of themselves.

## Fandoms

Natter user @rosequartz is mainly in the Undertale and Steven Universe fandoms, although closer inspection of her Tumblr reveals her to be a Homestuck as well. She also enjoys Pokemon, Mass Effect, Transistor, and Animal Crossing.

### Hobbies

Rose is a poet and part-time fic writer, as seen by her other Tumblr blog goodsola-writes. She has not had any works published yet, but remains hopeful due to the positive reviews and feedback she gets.

## Reviews and Fanworks

Fanart has been drawn of @rosequartz, most notably the fanart of fusions between her and @toriel, as seen here and here. @claus has also drawn fanart of @rosequartz in Jorts, seen here.

Responses to @rosequartz in general have been overwhelmingly positive. No controversy has arisen, save for one debate about her possibly secretly being a furry.
Artificial Intelligence

Highly advanced computer technology on the planet Amoi, where machines have come to subjugate their original creators, humanity.

## **Jupiter**

Artificial Intelligence domination the galaxy, ever expanding its reach. No life for humanity was possible without it. [P] And so fear of an AI named "The Creator" spread across the galaxy, entire worlds in terror of its approach. [P] The avowed neutrality of Tanagura was all the more fearsome because its strength was not in military or political might, but control of technology and manipulation of life itself. (V8 p122-3)

## **Androids and Elites**

The difference between standard issue Androids and the Tanagura Elite is the presence of a sentient will, which the Elite have and the Androids lack.

see Sex Androids
The Sight

A kind of premonition [one] couldn't quite put a finger on. Not quite a flash of insight. Not a signpost pointing him in the right direction either. And neither did he feel it all the time. It came unpredictably, out of nowhere. (V2 p158)

## **Descriptions**

It was as if something or someone -- a friend or an acquaintance -- grabbed hold of his arm and shouted: *Don't go there!* (V2 p158)

At times like this, that hand reached out to grab his arm. At other times it was only an electric sensation on the back of his neck. It wasn't the kind of thing he could put into words... The kind of knowledge he wasn't even sure he'd been in possession all along, certainly not from birth. But still Riki knew that there was more to the world than what he could see with his own two eyes. (V2 p158-9)

During his years at Guardian, there was a kid on his same block a year younger than him. Autistic...he seemed able to see things that couldn't be seen, and hear things that the other children couldn't hear. (V2 p159)

In retrospect, it was possible that Aire had the 'sight' as well. (V2 p159)

see Mind Tampering
Ai no Kusabi Volume 1: Stranger

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*The Man's upturned blue eyes were so unimaginably beautiful that they could make anybody tremble with awe. In this moment, however, they also glimmered with an icy fire — perhaps revealing the fury of his wounded pride, or rather, a manifestation of his uncontrollable obsession.*

## **Description**

Ceres: a city without ethics or taboos, ruled by lusts. These are the slums — immutable, eternal, home to those poor, caged souls stricken with a perpetual melancholy.

After three years, Riki unexpectedly returns to Ceres, but all is not well. The “Charisma” of the slums is a changed man. Faced with growing suspicion that he’s lost his spark, and haunted by the memory of what happened during those three years away from the slums, Riki finds himself pulled into the escalating gang warfare as rivals attempt to wipe out his pack before they can regroup under their newly-returned leader. And then there is the frighteningly cold, regrettably familiar man he meets by chance one day: the beautiful Iason Mink. What secrets lie behind the smile of that bewitching Blondy? (source)
Cigarettes

Many characters are depicted smoking in the Ai no Kusabi universe, both recreationally and habitually. In the OVAs and anime series cigarettes are nearly omnipresent, and help cast striking visual imagery and significance.

Ultimately, the most climactic scene in the novel and the 1994 OVA involves the cigarettes shared in Riki and Iason's final moments. (see Black Moon for more)

## **Brands**

    There are only a few standout cigarette brands mentioned:

### **Black Moon**

A powerful narcotic, with a reputation for being used for suicide. (V8 p158)

### **Shelagh Brand Amka Cigarettes**

Highly scented, spiked with just a touch of meth. Has purple smoke. (V4 p104)

## **Katze's Habit**

    Smoking was the one thing that always calmed Katze's mind and soul. He knew it was a bad habit, but couldn't quit. It straddled the borderline between sanity and delusion. (V4 p104)

see Amka: Katze's Habit for more

## **Riki's Habit**

    Riki didn't usually smoke this much. But now it was the only way to calm his nerves. (V4 p10)

It wasn't an oral fixation, but he didn't like the bitter taste, either. It was just the next best thing to a heavy sedative. (V4 p10)

## **Gallery**

**Guy smoking, as seen in the 2012 anime series.Riki and Iason's last moments, as sen in the 1994 OVA.Luke enjoying a smoke, as seen in the 1992 OVA.As seen in the 1994 OVA.As seen in the 1994 OVA.**
Hazall

A character who appears in the 1994 OVA; not originally from the Ai no Kusabi novels.

Mr. Hazall makes his appearance during a lavish post-trade convention gala in Parthia, hosted by Iason Mink. He serves as a VIP representative of the Federation (see Commonwealth), lavishing his host with praise only to orchestrate an assassination attempt upon Iason's life, which fails miserably.

## **At Parthia**

*"We were able to complete the conference smoothly all because of your help Mr. Iason. As usual, I am impressed with your splendid performance. It seems like Tanagura's prosperity is even more indestructible!"* (1994, OVA 2)

Very little is given about Hazall's origins and functions, but one can assume that Hazall took part in trade negotiations dealing with Mistral Park's recurring pet expos, and the various technological advancements Tangaura takes pride in.

### **Kirie at Parthia**

*"The food and wine. Top quality in every respect...."*

*"Only the best for the VIP. That is Jupiter's wish."* (1994, OVA 2)

After uncovering the secrets of Guardian, Kirie's mind was wiped and he was turned into a mindless sex doll, loaned (or possibly even sold) out to visiting foreign dignitaries. It is unclear as to whether or not Hazall kept Kirie or not, as the boy's fate was ultimately left a mystery.

## **Assassination Attempt**

"*To be flattered so much by Mr. Hazall, who is a column in the Federation... I fear the consequences.*" (1994, OVA 2)

Directly after the dinner at Parthia, an fully armed ambush attacked Iason as he was leaving the parking garages. Unbeknownst to them, however, Iason and Raoul had set up a trap, a firing squad at the ready to eliminate every hit man in sight. Raoul was against killing everyone, though Iason was more concerned to finding the mastermind behind the attempt.

As seen in the 1994 OVA.As seen in the 1994 OVA.As seen in the 1994 OVA.As seen in the 1994 OVA.
### **Involvement**

*"It's no use unless we get definite proof. But I'll make sure they pay for tonight."* (1994, OVA 2)

It can be inferred that Hazall had some part in the attempt on Iason's life, if his ominous glare is anything to go by.

If so, his fate appears rather grim, as Iason promised swift reprisal to those responsible for the plot against him.
Ai no Kusabi Volume 2: Destiny

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*Riki found himself in an unusually talkative mood. In response to the frigid gaze falling on him as if from a great height, he gestured defiantly, not intimidated even by the ever-present air of omnipotence in Iason's cool voice.*

## **Description**

While cruising for cash cards from unwary tourists in the city of Midas, the slum mongrel Riki never imagined that he’d meet an elite Blondy like Iason Mink. Was it chance or the workings of fate that brought this unlikely pair together?

Nine years ago, a stroke of luck landed the King of Bison a job as a courier — a veritable ticket out of the slums. He found himself under the employ of Katze, a man whose origins were not so different from his own. Inspired by this man’s success, Riki learned the ropes and became known as “Riki the Black” for his exploits within the black market. But even as he moved up in the world, a shadow threatened to pull him down — a memory of the meeting he had with a certain Tanagura Blondy — and leave him a thrall to its presence. Little did Riki know, it was more than just Iason’s memory that enslaved him… (source)
Canon Non-Novel Specific Glossary

A fan-made compendium of A - Z facts and quotes taken directly from the 1992 - 1994 OVAs, the Dark Erogenous Drama CDs, the 2012 anime series, and other canon sources from Rieko Yoshihara's Ai no Kusabi universe.

## **A**

### **Assassination Attempt**

In the 1994 OVA, Iason Mink is targetted in an assassination attempt while at a reception dinner in Parthia. It fails, but Iason still vows retribution to those responsible.

see Hazall: Assasination Attempt for more

## **B**

### **Bison Arrested**

In the novel, Kirie hides out in Ceres following his infiltration of Guardian, resulting in the Darkmen raiding the slums to find him. The Darkmen interrogate the mongrels at Roget's Bar, and the members of Bison are beaten with nightsticks before the Darkmen leave. This is Bison's only brush with Midas forces, and no one is arrested.

Riki is the only one taken in for questioning, and he is afraid Bison suffers a similar fate and mightbe blacklisted. He is relived when he discovers that this isn't so. (V5 p60, 102, 104, 106)

In the 1992 OVA, Kirie and Katze orchestrate a setup for Bison so that Riki can be lured back to Iason's side, in exchange for his friends being released.

In the novel, however, Kirie kidnaps Guy and delivers him to Iason Mink, who holds Guy for several weeks before demanding that Riki return to Eos in place of Guy. (V1 p138)

### **Bison in Mistral Park**

In the novel and 2012 anime series Bison is convinced to accompany Kirie to Mistral Park, simply to ogle the new line of Academy Pets.

However, in the 1992 OVA Kirie informs Bison of a large delivery of Tripper headed to the auction houses, and challenges Riki to a jet bike race battle to determine if they should try to steal it from under Mistral's nose or not. Kirie wins, and Bison goes to Mistral Park.

see Tripper: OVA-Specifics

## **E**

Elite Bodyguards (OVA 1)

Enif (OVA 2, Dark Erogenous)

## **I**

Iason's Sole Access to Jupiter

Iason saving Riki's life from Elite Bodyguards (OVA 1)

## **J**

Jupiter, Access to: Just Iason, or ALL Blondies?

## **K**

Katze's Hair Color (Red or not?)

Kyle (Dark Erogenous)

## **Z**

A fan-made compendium of A-Z facts and quotes taken directly from the 1992 - 1994 OVAs and 2012 anime series from Rieko Yoshihara's novel Ai no Kusabi -- The Spaces Between.
Aerocars

**Aerocars / Air Cars**: hovercrafts used privately and commercially alike by the people on Amoi.

Kirie once flaunted the ultimate status symbol in Ceres -- the aerocar -- but even he feared theft to the point where he paid an extortionate sum for a fully armed parking garage. (V8 p10)

## **Types**

### **Air Car Limo**

Guy found an air car limo waiting for him outside the lobby of the skyscraper... This wasn't one of those automatic capsule car air taxis -- this was a chauffer-driven limousine. The unblemished silver-grey finish was polished to a shine. (V4 p90)

### **Air Taxis**

Cabs for public use.

see Capsule Cars for more

### **Iason's Aerocar**

The sleek aerocar's interior lines accomodated Iason's height as he stepped into it. As the door latch engaged, a holoterminal waited patiently for ID. As Iason waved his hand over it, the aerocar sensed the embedded datalink, confirmed authorization and started the engine. Seated, Iason issued crisp instructions. The interior lights dimmed and the aerocar moved forward as the seat automatically reclined. (V8 p122)

As seen in the 2012 anime series.As seen in the 2012 anime series.As seen in the 2012 anime series.
### **Kirie's Aerocar**

Kirie's air car skipped above the bright neon, scattering reflections in
its wake. Surrendering himself to that unique floating sensation -- quite unlike the thrill of racing along in a jet bike... (V3 p154)

##### **Stella Model**

*"This is the latest Stella model. Custom-made. One of a kind."* (V4 p21)

The navigation has autopilot (V4 p30)

*"A metallic silver Stella. Just the brand a brat like Kirie would go for. Plus, the VIN says it's a custom model. Hard to ignore a gaudy thing like that."* (V6 p37)

### **Midas Police Patrol Car**

The air car floated above the sea of garish neon, and then
plunged down to the rooftop carport just above the black hole of the Midas Police Center. With a slight shimmer, the air car landed. At the same time, the shuttered doors of the roof closed tight. (V5 p55)