Kitty Bobo

**Kitty Bobo (Hobo)** is a daft cat who unfortunately roams around parts of the The Realm of the Forced Memes.

## Source Material Background

Although the character technically started out as the protagonist of a comic series, he is mainly known for being the main character of the dropped TV Series pilot A Kitty Bobo Show that was intended for Cartoon Network where it was all just about him messing things up for his friends or messing things up for himself, ultimately losing to The Kids Next Door in a contest. People still bitch a lot about his show never happening, even though there's things that clearly got worse (EG: Claude Robinson's Robinson Curiosity concept).

## R.O.T.F.M. Documentation

No one really knows how he managed to enter the realm, but one thing's for sure is that everywhere he goes he is the village idiot. Bobo can be described as arrogant, childish, vain, bitchy, and a major wuss. Hardly anyone in the realm likes him, with Captain Haddock loathing him the most as Bobo always tries to mess around with him whenever he gets the chance such as striking lame prank calls. As a result, Bobo is often the butt of their jokes, is sometimes a complete chewtoy, and is even pulled into being a test subject for rather hazardous experiments due to his poor resistance. He is also usually by Maggie's side to help with her delinquent operations, but she only treats Bobo as more of a always obeying henchman and otherwise just uses him as a meat-shield whenever she's put against a tricky situation. At one point, he alongside Maggie were hired by Allan Thompson, long-time enemy of Tintin and Captain Haddock to dispatch them so he can seize property within Marlinspike Hall for a currently unknown enemy figure in exchange for "hefty rewards", with the original plan being Bobo sent to distract the estate's residents so Maggie could chloroform them by surprise. However the plan backfired as Tintin and Haddock knew the voice from the telephone was Bobo's when knowing the long-line of annoying prank calls he imposed onto them prior and as a result of them getting fed up with him, Tintin teleported to where he was via warp pipe and kicked Bobo's ass on site. With him by that point now confiscated, the objective was later handed over to solely Maggie for her to initiate so Tintin and Haddock would not continue to prevail.

## List of Things Kitty Bobo is Scared of:

As he is a total **scaredy cat** *(rimshot)*, Bobo is very scared of many things with some of which being stuff that nobody should really get that frightened by, which include the following, but not limited to:

* Papa Dolmio
* Kabouter Plop
* Faustão
* Mr. Snowman
* Bakerloo
* Mr. Rails' Bump Flattener
* The Chilean Teletubbies
* Garbage trucks
* Pat & Mat's drill
* Professor Phostle
* Bianca Castafiore's singing
* Ed Grimley's dancing
* Glenn Martin's RV
* Professor Pester's Ruffians
* The Cubeez
* Roy Chubby Brown
* Tito Dick
* Trevor Evans' bus
* The Horrid Lorries
* The Wiggles
* Patati Patatá
* Hot Shots Golf
* Mr. Meaty
* Dom
* Ice Cream Sandwiches
* Constructive criticism
* Cowboy’s Gun
* Indian’s Bow and Arrow
* etc.

## Trivia

* He sometimes gets bit by Snowy out of irritation, usually around his arm or ass.
* He is a common test subject for Andy and Danny's pranks.

## Gallery

Bobo is scared of the Kabouter Plop gnomes.