Let's Play FUNEMPLOYED II

**Let's Play FUNEMPLOYED II** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*I absolutely won't be engaging in any... cannibalism.*"
―Tilly
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "one example of a time you worked in a team".
* Who is going to be *landing their dream job* and who is going to be *leaving a scathing review on Glassdoor*?
* Tilly and Ken are using the cards God gave them.
* Blair is looking for a celebrity impersonator. As this is a table filled with professional comedians (or otherwise extremely funny people) this was a first round made in heaven.
* All celebrities have a sports car. And Ken did put it on his resume. He doesn't have one yet though.
* Laurie's entire first interview is genuinely a work of art. Completely insane, but incredible.
* Blair: "Can you explain--" Laurie: "No."
* Sullivan is willing to do anything for this job. Including becoming a furry.
* Sullivan and Holly flex their Michael Caine impressions. Cue the most magical talking head to date.
* Ken: "I am in the desperate of a... The Bachelor."
* The cast go all in for this one. Laurie has the best swag and a guilty conscience; Sullivan is covered in ice cream; Tilly is shark Henry Cavill; Holly is the ultimate f-boy; and Blair turned up to this interview topless.
* Tilly: "They printed my shark ass-cheeks on the front of the Daily Catch."
* Blair: "Well, don't you worry because I'm also a mediocre assassin." Her French accent is then immediately put under scrutiny by Teri herself.
* Ken: "Let's raw-dog it! Let's raw-dog this one everyone!"
* Sullivan: "These cats are some of the best cats I've ever hallucinated."
* Tilly has had to deal with many horrible things in her business before. Including man buns.
* Laurie: "Were you in a telenovela?" Blair: "Yes, that is right! In my past profession, I was in a telenovela which was only sold to fish! The fish loved it though! The fish watched it every night! And they cried, and that is how the ocean was formed!"
* Ken's dry humour has the entire table crying. "I will grass on anyone."
* Tilly rocks up as Shackles McGriz, a pretentious video game designer who thinks the entire interview went really well.
* Holly: "Hello. I am a millennial. ROFL. LMAO. LOLOL." Sullivan then knocks it out of the park with his response card.
* Two pitches fdon't want to be there: Ken's video game designer is completely anti-game; Laurie's conservative tech bro's dad has an in with the interviewer, so he's probably actually the best candidate.
* Ken's dad invented skinny jeans. The fact that there's treasure in the White House has nothing to do with this interview.
* Sullivan: "But don't worry, there's a whole generation that's gonna see themselves in me, 'cause I'm a fucking hot mess."
* Holly is interviewing candidates for her own job. Ken: "What is your job?" Holly: "Yes. Very good, Ken. Very good."
* Blair is Holly, in the most meta interview ever. "I fix it. I'm you. I fix it, you fix it."
* Laurie is a pro at turning his cards into the most beautiful monologue ever.
* It's a close final point. But Ken's sock collection wins in the end.

## Scores

* Holly: 0
* Laurie: 0
* Sullivan: 0
* Blair: 1
* Tilly: 2
* Ken: 3

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Laurie.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.
* There are talking heads for this episode.