Jack Jabolon (Thanksgiving Special)

*"Shut up, fat cracker! Show me your boioioioioi!"*
―Jack Jabolon to Knollad[src]
**Jack Jabolon** was a member of *The Incredible Crew*. Celebrating Thanksgiving, Jack joined together with Knollad, Tanner, and A.N.D.R.E. when they sought to purchase a turkey from Whole Foods. Unfortunately, when the group discovered that all the turkeys had been sold out, they resorted to stealing a turkey from The Grinch. Because of Jack's stupidity, this led Knollad to be caught by The Grinch, who hoped to confront him in court. Being questioned by the prosecutors, Michael Youngling and Saul Goodman, Jack revealed Knollad's heist to the judge, before concluding that stealing was wrong and that Knollad had to go to prison. Knollad however, managed to convince the judge to rule The Grinch guilty, due to his fabricated gun legislation documents.

Sometime later, Jack Jabolon celebrated Christmas with *The Incredible Crew*, but their celebration was cut short when Tanner was run over by Silver Nazeer Ahmed's 1970s Mercury Cougar. With Knollad proceeding to battle Doctor Strange for the Time Stone, so he could resurrect Tanner, their battle caused a Black Atom to be conjured, causing the entire universe, including this version of Jack Jabolon, to be destroyed.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Alvin Hair (Pink Sticker)
* White Canvas
* Cartoon Eyes
* Rounded Glasses
* *LittleBigPlanet 3* T-Shirt
* Slacks
* Sack-In-Black Shoes

## History

### Celebrating Thanksgiving

*"Oh boy, it's snowing outside! Hey guys it's snowing! It's a 4th of July miracle! Man, I can really feel the St. Patrick's day spirit today."*
―Jack Jabolon[src]

In November 2021, Jack Jabolon discovered it was snowing outside, so he started shouting out to *The Incredible Crew*, saying it was a "Fourth of July" miracle and that he could feel that "St. Paddy's spirit". Realizing that Knollad was sleeping on the couch, Jack promptly grabbed out a megaphone, put it towards Knollad's head, and yelled through it, hoping to get his buddy to wake up. Jack started going crazy, until Knollad woke up, much to his confusion. Jack then smelled his surroundings, saying that someone needed breath mint. Suddenly, Tanner approached the group, telling them it was Thanksgiving, and that they had to go out and buy a turkey now. When Knollad refused to pay for the turkey, Jack started whining and complaining, causing Knollad to get mad. Ultimately, he decided to suck it up and pay for the turkey.

*The Incredible Crew* went to Whole Foods, where they sought to purchase a turkey. Unfortunately, the moment they entered the store, A.N.D.R.E. realized that all the turkeys were sold out, much to Jack's disappointment. Getting upset once more, Jack started to whine and complain, with his childlike personality enraging Knollad. Knollad then shouted out his desperate need for a turkey, but because there were no turkeys left in the store, Knollad came up with a backup plan, which would result in the group stealing a turkey from someone else, much to Jack and Tanner's concern.

### Trespassing The Grinch's Property

*"Shut the fuck up, you fucking-"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU, DOM!"
"You're- you're gonna get us caught!"
"WELL MAYBE IF YOU SPOKE UP!"*
―Knollad and Jack Jabolon[src]

Riding their bicycles over to the Grinch's Hideout, *The Incredible Crew* prevailed to trespass the property, hoping to steal a turkey belonging to The Grinch. While The Grinch was sleeping on his couch, Knollad, with Jack by his side, quickly walked over to the kitchen, where the turkey was located. Unfortunately, when Knollad whispered to Jack, telling him to grab the turkey, Jack shouted, because he couldn't hear what Knollad was saying. Knollad desperately told Jack to shut up, otherwise they'd get caught, but Jack kept shouting, demanding that Knollad spoke up. Just then, Tanner communicated with Knollad through his walkie talkie, but because the volume was up high, this caused The Grinch to wake up.

The Grinch confronted the two burglars, questioning what they were doing in his house. Jack told The Grinch that they were trying to steal his turkey, causing The Grinch to get upset. When The Grinch demanded the two to leave, Knollad tried to defending himself by grabbing out his army knife. Knollad tried challenging The Grinch to a duel, but The Grinch shot him in the arm with his Glock-19 Gun, causing Knollad's hand to start bleeding. Screaming in pain, Knollad ordered Jack to call an ambulance, but Jack continued to happily stare at Knollad's bloody bullet hole.

### Sent to Court

*"The prosecution calls for Mr. Jabolon."
"Man, I gotta jerk off!"*
―Michael Youngling and Jack Jabolon[src]

Because of their unsuccessful heist, the members of *The Incredible Crew* were sued by The Grinch, who hoped to face the group in court. Being put behind the defendant Knollad, Jack observed the trial with Tanner and A.N.D.R.E.. Despite the group's legal troubles, Jack didn't seem all that concerned, as he continued to maintain happy smiles for the most part. Jack soon met Knollad's lawyer, Saul Goodman, who slapped him upon entering the courtroom.

### Interrogated by Michael Youngling

*"What can you tell me about the night of November 25th, 2021?"
"Knollad was stealing a turkey!"
"And... what else happened?"
"Knollad tried stabbing The Grinch but he got shot! It was funny!"*
―Michael Youngling and Jack Jabolon[src]

Operating in the prosecution party, Michael Youngling, who was representing The Grinch in trial, had Jack come up to the stand next to Judge Hank Hill to be questioned. Michael Youngling asked Jack if he was currently friends with the defendant, with Jack claiming he wasn't. Knollad shouted, saying that Jack was, but Jack told him that he wasn't the defendant, but rather just Knollad. Michael Youngling then questioned Jack regarding what happened on the night of November 25th, 2021. Jack unveiled to the courtroom that Knollad was trying to steal a turkey, and that he tried to stab The Grinch but he got shot, describing that moment to have been funny. Jack then started going crazy, prompting Michael Youngling to no question him any further.

### Interrogated by Saul Goodman

*"Listen here you purple little shit. Why did Knollad try to steal that turkey... c'mon buddy... you can tell me..."
"Well... there were no other turkeys left in the store and... so... he was just trying to save Thanksgivin', man!"
"Right, right... and with that, don't you think it was fair for Knollad to steal from a known thief? It's like... one plus one... or actually it's like... zero plus zero... ya. Fuck you."*
―Saul Goodman and Jack Jabolon[src]

Jack was then questioned by Saul Goodman, who wanted to know why Knollad plotted to steal The Grinch's turkey. Upset, Jack told Saul Goodman that all the turkeys at Whole Foods were sold out, mentioning that Knollad was just trying to save Thanksgiving. With that, Saul Goodman then asked Jack if he thought it was fair for Knollad to steal from The Grinch, who had been considered a known thief himself, because of the time he stole Christmas. Under pressure, Jack went ballistic, saying that stealing was wrong and that Knollad had to go to prison, much to his shock. Sometime later, Knollad managed to convince the Judge to rule The Grinch guilty, due to his fabricated gun legislation documents, causing *The Incredible Crew* to win the case. Jack later observed The Grinch when he tried to make his escape, though he ended up being unsuccessful.

### Tanner's Demise

*"Hey Doctor Strange, can you do an operation on my boioioioioi?"*
―Jack Jabolon to Doctor Strange[src]

Sometime later, Jack Jabolon celebrated Christmas with *The Incredible Crew*. Jack tried to get some sleep, but he couldn't do it. When he asked Knollad if he was awake, Knollad sarcastically said he was, just because Jack woke him up. Just then, Tanner went outside to get some fresh Christmas air. Unbeknownst to the group however, Tanner unfortunately got run over by Silver Nazeer Ahmed's 1970s Mercury Cougar. Meanwhile back inside the house, Jack woke up Knollad once more, realizing that Tanner was missing. Jack however, told told Knollad to shut up and show him his "boioioioioi". Knollad got serious, telling the group that they had to go find him. Jack agreed to this, saying that friendship overruled everything.

Rushing outside with *The Incredible Crew*, Jack became shocked to see Tanner's corpse lying in a pool of blood in the snow. Realizing that Tanner was dead, Jack grieved over Tanner's unfortunate loss, hoping that he rested in piece. Meanwhile, Knollad targeted Silver Nazeer Ahmed, who offered to help the group out by using the Time Stone to resurrect Tanner. Unfortunately, this plan was put to a halt by Doctor Strange, who refused to let the group bring back Tanner, under his concerns his resurrection could disrupt the Multiverse. Refusing to let Tanner die, Knollad battled Doctor Strange. Jack spectated this battle, but unfortunately perished when Knollad and Doctor Strange created a Black Atom during their fight, causing the universe to be completely destroyed.

## Relationships

	+ Knollad † - Friend
	+ Tanner - Friend
	+ A.N.D.R.E. † - Friend
* Saul Goodman † - Former Lawyer
	+ Lerry †
* The Grinch †
* Michael Youngling † - Situational Enemy

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *The Incredible Crew: The Thanksgiving Special*
* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special II*

## Trivia

* This version of Jack Jabolon is voiced by HunterTheRestless instead of Jabolon, who was replaced due to pedophilia and rape allegations that Dominic exposed Jabolon for in June 2023. Prior to the video's release, ZeonZaeX stated that the only way they could vent their situation with Jabolon was by turning his *LittleBigPlanet* character into a hypersexual maniac, being presented in several *The Incredible Crew* movies as a stupid knockoff of Glenn Quagmire from *Family Guy*.

## References

1. ↑ 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 *The Incredible Crew: The Thanksgiving Special*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special II*
3. ↑ Jack - YouTube
4. ↑ @DomIsBallin on Twitter