StanBurke's American Dad Scorecard (My Rating Scale)

## Season 1 (Great) - 7.5

Pilot - Good

Threat Levels - Great

Stan Knows Best - Neutral

Francine’s Flashback - Magnificent

Roger Codger - Good

Homeland Insecurity - Magnificent

Deacon Stan, Jesus Man - Great

## Season 2 (Great) - 8.4

Bullocks to Stan - Magnificent

A Smith In The Hand - Legendary

All About Steve - Great

Con Heir - Good

Stan of Arabia: Part 1 - Legendary

Stan of Arabia: Part 2 - Legendary

Stannie Get Your Gun - Great

Star Trek - Great

Not Particularly Desperate Housewives - Magnificent

Rough Trade - Magnificent

Finances With Wolves - Good

It’s Good to Be Queen - Good

Roger n’ Me - Great

Helping Handis - Great

With Friends Like Steve’s - Magnificent

Tears of a Clooney - Great

## Season 3 (Great) - 8.2

Camp Refoogee - Good

The American Dad After School Special - Legendary

Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option - Bad

Lincoln Lover - Legendary

Dungeons and Wagons - Great

Iced, Iced Babies - Great

Of Ice and Men - Good

Irregarding Steve - Magnificent

The Best Christmas Story Ever - Good

Bush Comes to Dinner - Legendary

American Dream Factory - Good

A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial - Legendary

Black Mystery Month - Legendary

An Apocalypse to Remember - Great

Four Little Words - Magnificent

When a Stan Loves a Woman - Great

I Can’t Stan You - Great

The Magnificent Steven - Good

Joint Custody - Legendary

## Season 4 (Great) - 7.8

The Vacation Goo - Legendary

Meter Made - Magnificent

Dope & Faith - Neutral

Big Trouble in Little Langley - Great

Haylias - Magnificent

42-Year-Old Virgin - Neutral

Surro-Gate - Magnificent

The Most Adequate Christmas Ever - Great

Frannie 911 - Good

Tearjerker - Great

Oedipal Panties - Awful

Widowmaker - Magnificent

Red October Sky - Magnificent

Office Spaceman - Good

Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie’s Gold - Legendary

Spring Break-Up - Legendary

## Season 5 (Great) - 8.3

1600 Candles - Great

The One That Got Away - Good

One Little Word - Magnificent

Choosy Wives Choose Smith - Great

Escape from Pearl Bailey - Legendary

Pulling Double Booty - Neutral

Phantom of the Telethon - Good

Chimdale - Legendary

Stan Time - Magnificent

Family Affair - Good

Live and Let Fry - Magnificent

Roy Rogers McFreely - Great

Jack's Back - Magnificent

Bar Mitzvah Hustle - Magnificent

Wife Insurance - Average

Delorean Story-an - Legendary

Every Which Way But Lose - Legendary

Weiner of Our Discontent - Good

Daddy Queerest - Magnificent

Stan's Night Out - Legendary

## Season 6 (Great) - 7.9

In Country… Club - Magnificent

Moon Over Isla Island - Great

Home Adrone - Great

Brains, Brains, and Automobiles - Magnificent

Man in the Moonbounce - Magnificent

Shallow Vows - Horrible

My Morning Straitjacket - Great

G-String Circus - Great

Rapture’s Delight - Legendary

Don’t Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth - Magnificent

A Jones for a Smith - Great

May the Best Stan Win - Magnificent

The Return of the Bling - Great

Cops and Roger - Magnificent

Merlot Down Dirty Shame - Legendary

Bully for Steve - Great

An Incident at Owl Creek - Poor

Great Space Roaster - Great

## Season 7 (Great) - 7.8

100 A.D. - Great

Son of Stan - Magnificent

Best Horror House of Little Langley Falls - Legendary

Stan’s Food Restaurant - Good

White Rice - Good

There Will Be Bad Blood - Legendary

The People vs. Martin Sugar - Great

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls - Legendary

Fartbreak Hotel - Great

Stanny Boy and Frantastic - Average

A Pinata Named Desire - Legendary

You Debt Your Life - Great

I Am the Walrus - Legendary

School Lies - Great

License to Till - Good

Jenny Fromdabloc - Poor

Home Wrecker - Great

Flirting With Disaster - Bad

Gorillas in the Mist - Great

## Season 8 (Good) - 7.3

Hot Water - Poor

Hurricane! - Bad

A Ward Show - Average

The Worst Stan - Neutral

Virtual In-Stanity - Bad

The Scarlett Getter - Magnificent

Season’s Beatings - Magnificent

The Unbrave One - Great

Stanny Tendergrass - Legendary

Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa’s Key - Magnificent

Old Stan in the Mountain - Average

The Wrestler - Magnificent

Dr. Klaustus - Great

Stan’s Best Friend - Great

Less Money, Mo’ Problems - Legendary

The Kidney Stays in the Picture - Legendary

Ricky Spanish - Great

Toy Whorey - Great

## Season 9 (Great) - 7.7

Love, American Dad Style - Awful

Killer Vacation - Legendary

Can I Be Frank (With You) - Neutral

American Stepdad - Good

Why Can’t We Be Friends? - Great

Adventures of Hayleysitting - Legendary

National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She’s Doing Well: The Hole Story - Great

Finger Lenting Good - Magnificent

The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari - Great

Blood Crieth Unto Heaven - Good

Max Jets - Magnificent

Naked to the Limit, One More Time - Poor

For Black Eyes Only - Great

Spelling Bee My Baby - Magnificent

The Missing Kink - Great

The Boring Identity - Average

The Full Cognitive Reaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith - Magnificent

Lost in Space - Legendary

Da Flippity Flop - Legendary

## Season 10 (Great) - 8.3

Steve and Snot’s Test-Tubular Adventure - Great

Poltergasm - Legendary

Buck, Wild - Magnificent

Crotchwalkers - Great

Kung Pao Turkey - Great

Independent Movie - Good

Faking Bad - Magnificent

Minestral Krampus - Legendary

Vision: Impossible - Great

Familyland - Legendary

Cock of the Sleepwalk - Good

Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses - Great

I Ain’t No Holodeck Boy - Legendary

Stan Goes On the Pill - Poor

Honey, I’m Homeland - Magnificent

She Swill Survive - Legendary

Rubberneckers - Bad

Permanent Record Wrecker - Great

News Glance With Genevieve Vance - Legendary

The Longest Distance Relationship - Legendary

## Season 11 (Great) - 7.6

Roger Passes the Bar - Poor

A Boy Named Michael - Good

Blagsnarst: A Love Story - Bad

Blonde Ambition - Legendary

CIAPOW - Magnificent

Scents and Sensei-bility - Magnificent

Big Stan on Campus - Average

Now and Gwen - Legendary

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas - Magnificent

LGBSteve - Legendary

Morning Mimosa - Legendary

My Affair Lady - Legendary

A Star Is Reborn - Magnificent

Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour - Good

The Shrink - Legendary

Holy Shit, Jeff’s Back - Average

American Fung - Horrible

Seizure Suit Stanny - Good

## Season 12 (Good) - 7.0

Roots - Great

The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith - Neutral

Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six - Legendary

N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed) - Magnificent

Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers - Good

The Unincludeds - Good

Kiss Kiss Cam Cam - Bad

The Devil Wears a Label Pin - Legendary

Stan-Dan Deliver - Magnificent

The Two Hundred - Magnificent

Anchorfran - Bad

The Dentist’s Wife - Bad

Widow’s Pique - Awful

The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad - Great

Daesong Heavy Industries - Magnificent

Daesong Heavy Industires II: Return to Innocence - Magnificent

Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth - Good

Mine Struggle - Poor

Garfield and Friends - Magnificent

Gifted Me Liberty - Magnificent

Next of Pin - Good

Standard Deviation - Magnificent

## Season 13 (Great) - 8.3

Father’s Daze - Great

Fight and Flight - Magnificent

The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba - Great

Portrait of Francine’s Genitals - Great

Bahama Mama - Magnificent

Roger’s Baby - Good

Ninety North, Zero West - Legendary

Camp Campawanda - Neutral

Whole Slotta Love - Magnificent

A Nice Night for a Drive - Average

Casino Normale - Magnificent

Bazooka Steve - Magnificent

The Witches of Langley - Magnificent

Julia Rogerts - Good

The Life and Times of Stan Smith - Legendary

The Talented Mr. Dingleberry - Legendary

Family Plan - Magnificent

The Long Bomb - Legendary

Kloger - Awful

Garbage Stan - Legendary

The Bitchin’ Race - Legendary

West to Mexico - Legendary

## Season 14 (Good) - 6.5

Paranoid Frandroid - Average

The Census of the Lambs - Legendary

Shell Game - Magnificent

The Mural of the Story - Horrible

(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right - Legendary

Klaustastrophe.tv - Poor

Death by Dinner Party - Good

Santa, Schmanta - Legendary

The Never-Ending Stories - Average

Railroaded - Legendary

My Purity Ball and Chain - Great

OreTron Trail - Legendary

Mean Francine - Legendary

One-Woman Swole - Awful

Flavortown - Bad

Persona Assistant - Neutral

The Legend of Old Ulysses - Bad

Twinanigans - Bad

Top of the Steve - Average

Funnyish Games - Great

Fleabiscuit - Poor

The Future is Borax - Great

## Season 15 (Great) - 7.8

Fantasy Baseball - Average

I Am the Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story - Magnificent

Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted - Legendary

Rabbit Ears - Legendary

Jeff and the Dank Ass Weed Factory - Average

Lost Boys - Bad

Shark?! - Good

The Long March - Legendary

The Hall Monitor and the Lunch Lady - Magnificent

What wild Women Do - Legendary

An Irish Goodbye - Legendary

Stompe Le Monde - Legendary

Mom Sauce - Great

Hamerican Dad! - Good

Demolition Daddy - Legendary

Pride Before the Fall - Legendary

Enter Stanman - Average

No Weddings and a Funeral - Awful

Eight Fires - Good

The Hand That Rocks the Rogu - Great

Downtown - Magnificent

Cheek to Cheek: A Stripper’s Story - Average

## Season 16 (Average) - 6.1

100 Years a Solid Fool - Average

A Starboy is Born - Great

Tapped Out - Magnificent

Brave N00b World - Legendary

Into the Woods - Bad

One Fish, Two Fish - Awful

Exquisite Corpses - Great

Trophy Wife, Trophy Life - Great

Game Night - Legendary

American Data? - Neutral

Salute Your Sllort - Bad

Ghost Dad - Good

Men II Boyz - Poor

First, Do No Farm - Average

Roger Needs Dick - Great

This Old Country - Good

Businessly Brunette - Good

The Chilly Thrillies - Bad

Dammmm, Stan! - Horrible

The Last Ride of the Dodge City Rambler - Awful

300 - Legendary

Yule. Tide. Repeat. - Magnificent