Dingley Dell

**Dingley Dell** is a food company founded and owned by Mr Dingley which is known for its signature jelly-filled sausages.

## Food Products

### Jelly-Filled Sausages, £4.99 per pack

Dingley Dell is renowned for its famous jelly sausages. The jelly inside comes in a gargantuan array of flavours, including cherry, apple, orange, pear, banana, grapefruit, grape, pineapple, mango, olive, melon, watermelon, tomato, greengage, raspberry, blackberry, blueberry, strawberry, peach, apricot, tangerine, lemon, lime, kiwi, broccoli, cabbage, lettuce, spinach, cucumber, pea, sweetcorn, bean, baked bean, carrot, potato, sweet potato, pasta, pizza, cake, butter, toast, margarine, coffee, chilli, bread, mayonnaise, pork, beef, chicken, fish, water, hydrochloric acid, lamp oil, tobacco, cheese, charcoal, cactus, nettle, walnut, peanut, hazelnut, coconut, grout and soy sauce.

They can be found at almost every supermarket in Bonkland.

### Double Sausages, £4.99 per pack

The Dingley Dell Double Sausage resembles two sausages fused together in a cross shape. It's especially popular with religious Matoran for its resemblance to the wooden multiplication symbol Matoro was crucified on.

### Big Boy Sausages, £6.99 per pack

Regular sausages enlarged to twice their normal size.

### The Sausagiest Sausage, £9.99 each

A giant footlong sausage filled with gradually decreasing sizes of sausage separated by layers of sausage-flavoured jelly.

### Electrified Sausages, £4.99 per pack

A sausage made entirely of an extremely malleable alloy charged throughout with an electrical current. While these are intended for the fully robotic part of Bonkland's population, some more extreme Matoran have taken a liking to them too.

### Make Your Own Sausage Kit, £59.99 each

Includes live pig, a butcher knife, an exclusive miniature Dell blast furnace, sausage molds for both regular/jelly and double sausages, four different flavoured jellies and a jelly syringe.

### The Bigger Boy Sausage, £49.99 each

A 1x0.3 metre sausage. Also available as a jelly-filled version for £52.99.

### The Even Bigger Boy Sausage, £99.99 each

A 3x1 metre long sausage. Also available as a jelly-filled version for £104.99

### The Biggest Boy Sausage, £999.99 each

A sausage 50 metres long and 20 metres wide. Jelly-filled version available for £1019.99

## Home Products

### Dingley Dell Cutlery Set, £7.99

Stainless steel cutlery engraved with the Dingley Dell logo

### Dingley Dell Ceramics Collection, £19.99

Includes four plates, four coasters, four teacups and a jug, all emblazoned with the Dingley Dell logo and accompanying patterns.

### Dingley Dell Glassware Set, £7.99

Four cylindrical glasses printed with the Dingley Dell logo.

### Dingley Dell Junior Role-Play Kitchen, £49.99

A miniaturised Dingley Dell kitchen intended for small children. Includes sliceable plastic sausages, plastic cookware and a large plastic counter/oven.

## Miscellaneous

### The Dingleymobile, £24,000

A fully custom car decked out in expertly decorated Dingley Dell livery, alongside a sausage coloured interior. Includes a built in sausage oven, remotely operated sausage dispensers, a sausage storage pouch, and an exclusive connection to the Dingley Dell Radio Service. A single Bigger Boy Sausage is also included as a free bonus.

### Dingley Dell Stickers, 50p per pack

Blind-packed stickers featuring various Dingley Dell products. Available from most newsagents.

### Dingley Dell Sticker Album, £1

An album for the Dingley Dell Stickers. Includes three sticker packs to start your collection.