WCWF Saturday Night Superstars (4/5/97)

WCWF Presents.....

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              WCWF   Saturday   Night

                       SUPERSTARS

Live from Pontiac, Michigan
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[Fades into the Pontiac Civic Center, it's jam packed! Spotlights
swirl around in the capacity crowd. Fireworks go off near the aisleway
entrance. Cuts down to Brian Cunningham alone at the commentator's
table.]

Cunningham: Welcome to Pontiac! I'm standing here... yup, you guessed
it.... all alone! Matt Fountain will now do commentary for Wednesday
WAR with myself... while this man will be alongside me for Saturday
Night as long as I know.... everyone welcome him BACK to the WCWF....

[Some hardcore rock music plays over the PA System as a man steps out
from the back and makes his way down to ringside. He has on a nice
suit but ignores the fans.]

Cunningham: JON SHAMUS!!!!!!!!

[He is given heat by a majority of the crowd as he makes his way to
ringside and to the commentary booth.]

Shamus <putting on the headphones: Is this the same old WCWF garbage?
Geez.... the President practically begged me to come back... so here I
am, and this time... I ain't holdin' no grudges or opinions back...
Fountain.... you remember what I did to you before... or what Zues did
to you for that matter... <laughs> and Ahmed has finally grown some
balls....

Cunningham: Goodness... this is live television... you're not supposed
to be saying stuff like that....

Shamus: I just did.. didn't I.... so what kind of card do we have
tonight... or am I going to get a bunch of crap matches to watch..?

Cunningham: The WCWF always brings action packed entertainment into
your living room or wherever you may be viewing us tonight...

Shamus: I see that the nWo is still in control of half of the belts
around here... you guys are pathetic.... I'm a bit surprised that the
New World Order hasn't taken over already...

Cunningham: Speaking of the New World Order, we have half of the World
Tag Team Champs, Kevin Nash... in action tonight against Adam
Christ...

Shamus: Yea.. and these new guys... Satan's Little Helpers... they've
got half of their team in action, as Satan Machine faces that loser,
Rick "The Dragon" Steamboat.

Cunningham: Plus, tons of action packed entertainment .... all right
here tonight... on Saturday Night Superstars.....

[Cuts to a video clip of various superstars doing different things
around the WCWF logo. Some clips include David McMichael attacking
Brandon Simpson in his debut; Jesse Johnson at his interview in which
he turned to the Dangerous Alliance; Hunter Hearst Helmsley hitting
someone with the Pedigree; and Inferno nailing the Crow in the back of
the head with a television set at March Madness.]

Cunningham: Well... we are just about to get underway tonight as we
start off the action with two of the high seeded teams in the American
Tag Team Tournament.... it should be a good one between The Hardcore
Homeboyz and M.R.T.A.

Shamus: Personally, The Hardcore Homeboyz are the best team in the
industry... they've got it all from the quickness and technical
wrestling skills in Dogg to the power and brute force of D-Bo... all
under a great head owned by one Paul E. Dangerously.

Cunningham: And they'll be squaring off against a recently rising, but
shaky, MRTA team. Polay Campos & Abimael Guzman have made plenty of
noise... and they are a strange team. Ted Dibiase certainly doesn't
act like a person that Brother Love would want to hang around.... but
maybe Ted is just trying to put off a hardcore image... tonight we'll
find out as coincidently... the #1 and #3 teams in the American Tag
Team Tournament go up against each other.... let's get to the ring...

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The Hardcore Homeboyz
Dogg & D-Bo
with Paul E. Dangerously

versus

M.R.T.A.
Polay Campos & Abimael Guzman
with Ted Dibiase
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Dogg attacks Campos as he gets in the ring to start the matchup. He
quickly tags out to D-Bo as the match officially gets underway but
M.R.T.A. double team him as they take Dogg out of the matchup. Guzman
takes control of the match, equaling power with D-Bo. He does get a
tag made to Dogg although, quick tag work between them can sometimes
leave opponents confused on who the legal man is. D-Bo regains control
of the match around the five minute mark but continues to badmouth the
crowd. M.R.T.A. once again double teams though, and puts an end to the
Homeboyz momentum quick. D-Bo, still wrestling on that bad knee, is
nailed with The Ox from out of nowhere by Abimael Guzman... but he
doesn't give up. D-Bo, thriving with pain, as the M.R.T.A. have gone
after the injured knee.... crawls over and makes the tag to partner
Dogg. M.R.T.A. continues to control the matchup 23:18, June 18, 2019 (UTC)~~

CUNNINGHAM: And Guzman is really sticking it to Dogg now.. using his
definite size advantage... and folks... don't forget about our main
event tonight where Thunderman will have his FIRST WCWF Television
Title defense against The Alien, who is in trouble himself with Vegeta
and The Super Sayiyans, and let's not forget Earth's Last Hope.

SHAMUS: Call the match for crying out loud, Cunningham.....

CUNNINGHAM: Guzman with a lariat now... no! Dogg ducks it... and Dogg
with an irish whip to the buckle... no! Another reversal and it's
Guzman sending Dogg to the ropes instead. AND DIBIASE TRIPS HIM!

SHAMUS: Dibiase has really been a factor in this matchup... and now
Clark is "warning" him... big deal...

CUNNINGHAM: Guzman with a reverse neckbreaker now... and sets up for a
side suplex... that's gotta hurt from a big man like that. Look at
Guzman showboating now..... and he's going over towards Paul E. near
the ropes!

SHAMUS: Clark is still arguing with Ted Dibiase... that's all Clark
seems to do is argue with people....

CUNNINGHAM: Guzman taunting Paul E. now.... OH MY!!!!! PAUL E.
DANGEROUSLY JUST NAILED ABIMAEL WITH HIS PHONE!!!!!

SHAMUS: Guzman is out cold.... and he's not moving....

CUNNINGHAM: Dogg is moving over for the cover... gets his arm over...
and Clark down with the count.... one.... two....

CUNNINGHAM: THREE! This one is over..... and the Hardcore Homeboyz get
yet, another, cheap win here tonight...

SHAMUS: It's not how you play the game, it's whether you win or
lose....

CUNNINGHAM: Um... actually....

SHAMUS: You callin' me a liar Cunningham? I don't want to have to hurt
you.....

===> The Hardcore Homeboyz defeated MRTA via pinfall at 15:14 after
Paul E. Dangerously hit Abimael Guzman with the phone and Dogg covered
for the win.

Cunningham; Well... next up is that match I was talking about
earlier.... Kevin Nash of the Clique will go one on one with Adam
Christ after this break... stay with us....

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Coming to you live April 26, 1997 from sunny Tampa, Florida. Following
are the nominations for each category. Call the hotline to vote today!
Votes will be taken until Thursday, April 24 at 7 PM EST! And kids...
get your parents permission before voting....

Nominated for........

BEST WRESTLER:
(a) Sgt. Andrew Scott
(b) The Undertaker
(c) Vader
(d) Mr. Extreme

BEST TAG TEAM:
(a) The Clique
(b) The Hart-Breakers
(c) The Hardcore Homeboyz
(d) The Dangerous Crew

BEST FLASHER (SINGLES):
(a) Earth's Last Hope
(b) The Undertaker
(c) The Crow
(d) "The Virginia Wolf" Tim Harris

BEST FLASHER (TAG TEAM):
(a) The Clique
(b) Satan's Little Helpers
(c) The Hart-Breakers
(d) The British Bulldogs

MOST POPULAR (SINGLES):
(a) The Undertaker
(b) Scott "100% Natural" Pierce
(c) The Giant
(d) Earth's Last Hope

MOST POPULAR (TAG TEAM):
(a) The Hart-Breakers
(b) The Clique
(c) The International Connection
(d) The Super Sayiyans

MOST HATED (SINGLES):
(a) Vader
(b) Mr. Extreme
(c) "Wolverine" Chris Benoit
(d) The Crow

MOST HATED (TAG TEAM):
(a) The Clique
(b) M.R.T.A.
(c) The Hardcore Homeboyz
(d) Satan's Little Helpers

MOST UNDERRATED (SINGLES):
(a) Thunderman
(b) "No Fear" Jeremy Enigk
(c) Scott "100% Natural" Pierce
(d) The Crow

MOST UNDERRATED (TAG TEAM):
(a) The Hardcore Homeboyz
(b) The Dangerous Crew
(c) Kroffat & Furnas
(d) The Super Sayiyans

MOST HEATED FUED (SINGLES):
(a) Savard-Christ
(b) Extreme-Harris
(c) Crow-Inferno
(d) Crow-Undertaker

MOST HEATED FUED (TAG TEAM):
(a) Clique-Breakers
(b) Clique-I. Connection
(c) MonSTARS-Sayiyans
(d) Eliminators-Homeboyz

BIGGEST SURPRISE:
(a) Thunderman defeating Warlord for the Television Title
(b) Scott, Crow, and Extreme joining the nWo
(c) Assaf "The Terminator" Levavy returning to the WCWF
(d) "Wolverine" Chris Benoit's Cruiserweight Scam

BEST MOMENT:
(a) The Undertaker defeating Vader for the WCWF Intercontinental Title
at Warzone III
(b) Sgt. Andrew Scott getting up after the Extreme Death Drop
(c) "Wolverine" Chris Benoit joining the nWo
(d) The Undertaker defeating Destroyer after multiple Destroyers

BEST NEWCOMER:
(a) Destroyer
(b) "No Fear" Jeremy Enigk
(c) "Wolverine" Chris Benoit
(d) Vegeta

BEST FINISHING MANUEVER:
(a) Mr. Extreme's Extreme Death Drop
(b) The Undertaker's Tombstone
(c) Scott "100% Natural" Pierce's Decapitator
(d) Sgt. Andrew Scott's Court Martial

BEST STABLE:
(a) New World Order
(b) The Love Powers
(c) Mafia of Madness
(d) The Dangerous Alliance

BEST MANAGER:
(a) Brian Pillman
(b) Slick
(c) Brother Love
(d) Jason Aaron

BEST MATCH:
(a) The Undertaker vs. Vader at Warzone III
(b) Sgt. Andrew Scott vs. The Undertaker at Kingly Catastrophe
(c) Destroyer vs. The Undertaker at March Madness
(d) Sgt. Andrew Scott vs. Taz at March Madness

HALL OF FAMER:
(a) "Stuntman/Dynamite" Bill Thomas
(b) "The Punisher" Brandon Simpson
(c) The Flying Spaniards
(d) Ryan Cawdor

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Cunningham: Welcome back everyone, and what a lineup we still have...
like this next match...

Shamus: Yea... it pits the Heavenly Loser against the "Wrestling
Skilled" Kevin Nash... one of his moves is the "chair swing" or
something along the lines... I hate to say this, but I hope that the
Hart-Breakers tear down the Clique.. but then of course... Satan's
Little Helpers or The Hardliners beat them for the belts.

Cunningham: Yea.. of course, let's get to the ring for the action

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Adam Christ

versus

WCWF World Tag Team Champion
Kevin Nash (of the Clique)
with Brian Pillman
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Christ charges Nash in the corner as he hands the Tag Belt out to
Brian Pillman. Pillman tells him, and Nash moves out of the way. Nash
begins to destroy him right away though... as he bodyslams him and
then chokeslams him. Nash continues on to dominate this entire
matchup... including an Outsider Bomb on the concrete floor.... but
Christ manages to put up a good fightTokeshi (talk)

CUNNINGHAM: Nash with a roundhouse right... and another... and Christ
is dazed in there....

SHAMUS: He should be... he's getting the hell knocked out of him...
and when Satan's Little Helpers get their hands on him, he's going to
get the hell knocked into him!

CUNNINGHAM: Nash with a kick now.... and shoves Christ to the ropes...
but Christ with a bulldog from no man's land!

SHAMUS: COME ONE YOU IDIOT!

CUNNINGHAM: Christ up for a Frankenstei-- uh oh! Nash... BIG POWERBOMB
COUNTER!

SHAMUS: Oh geez... no wonder the nWo has such an easy time with this
place...

CUNNINGHAM: He's got the cover..... it's over....

===> Kevin Nash defeated Adam Christ via pinfall at 12:46 after a
powerbomb counter.

Cunningham: Another disappointing loss for Adam Christ.... and now we
have another "underrated set of superstars" if you will...

Shamus: There ain't a such thing as underrated... either you got it,
and you've got style... you've got it, but don't use it right... or
you just don't got it....

Cunningham: As I was saying... it's between Abduallah the Butcher and
Vegeta...

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Abdullah the Butcher
with Ted Dibiase

versus

Vegeta
with Mr. Perfect
+=====================+

Abdullah quickly takes control of the matchup... but things begin to
sway the other way when Abdullah attempts the Big Splash from the
apron onto the outside... and Vegeta rolls out of the way. Things
slowly come back to The Butcher's side of town with powerful moves...
but then the impossible happens. Vegeta begins to get STRONGER each
time Abdullah hits himTokeshi (talk)

CUNNINGHAM: AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! VEGETA SEEMS TO BE GETTING
STRONGER! VEGETA BACKING UP NOW!

SHAMUS: This guy is straight out of Street Fighter....

CUNNINGHAM: THUNDERSTRIKE!

SHAMUS: Abdullah is toast.. don't tell him though.. he might try to
eat himself...

CUNNINGHAM: Well.. you can stick a fork in him... because he is
done....

===> Vegeta defeated Abdullah the Butcher via pinfall at 14:18 after
the Thunderstrike

CUNNINGHAM: Now... let's go to our man Marc Kardon in the Control
Tower...

[Cuts to Marc Kardon in a Control Center setup]

KARDON: Hi again everybody and thank you, Brian. And Warzone IV is
just around the corner... April 27th coming to you live from the Ice
Palace in Tampa, Florida. Let's rundown the card for you right now....

[Shows an enhanced graphic with Mr. Extreme and Sgt. Scott next to
each other.]

KARDON: That's right... a match we thought we'd never see which pits
former New World Order member Mr. Extreme against the WCWF World
Championship Belt holder, Sgt. Andrew Scott.

KARDON: This should be a great matchup after the events we saw <starts
rolling the clip from the end of Madness> after what we saw at March
Madness... when Extreme hit him with the Extreme Death Drop and it
seemed to have no effect!

KARDON: Also on the card... <a similar graphic of The Clique and The
Hart-Breakers appears> we have the Clique defending their titles
against the Hart-Brekaers, once again. President Goddard says he has
signed this match, due to what happened at Warzone III when the
Hart-Breakers were unrightfully disqualified because of Mr. Perfect...
President Goddard had expressed greatly that he wasn't happy about the
situation at all.

KARDON: Let's not forget about this matchup.... it pits two men from
the darkside against each other.... The Crow and The Undertaker
<graphic comes in> and the WCWF Intercontinental Title is in between
them. After <the clip of UT at March Madness during the Crow/Inferno
match plays> what The Undertaker did to cost the Crow the title,
although he won't admit it, he has to be hopping mad.

KARDON: Elsewhere on the card, we have Vader and Infenro <shows clip
of Vader/Inferno going at it during Scott vs. Taz at Madness> going at
it for the Xtreme Dainja Title! And the stipulation.. I have just been
told.. it will be a NIGHTSTICK match! There will be a nightstick for
either man to use in the ring!

KARDON: And hopefully... ."Wolverine" Chris Benoit will get what he
deserves as he goes up against "100% Natural" Scott Pierce with the
Cruiserweight Title on the line..

KARDON: ALSO! We will have the finals to the American Tag Team
Tournament! Here's is the rundown of the brackets!

1. 1  The Hardcore Homeboyz
#16 Destructive Duo

1. 8  Force of Nature
#9  The Super Sayiyans

1. 5  The Blues Brothers
#12 Cowboys from Hell

1. 4  The Varsity Club
#13 ???

1. 6  The Eliminators
#11 The Bulldogs

1. 3  M.R.T.A.
#14 The Hardliners

1. 7  Satan's Little Helpers
#10 The Road Warriors

1. 2  Kroffat & Furnas
#15 Darnoc & Giant Jeracka

KARDON: And that's all from here right now.... you don't want to miss
this event.. only a few tickets are available... so your ticket will
have to be pay per view! So pick up that phone and say "I want to go
to war with the WCWF"... there's more to come folks.. stay with us!

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Voiceover:  Nothing good on TV... well....

(The Television starts to glow a deep red color and sparks begin to
fly everywhere)

Voiceover:  Go where the energy and excitement is,  where the best of
the WCWF duke it out in two action packed hours!!!

(Cuts to clips of Yokozuna banzai dropping Vader,  Vegeta screaming
his head off,  and Mr Extreme giving Inferno the Extreme Death Drop)

Voiceover:  Saturday Night Superstars!   Get into the ring!!!

(Mr Perfect does his towel toss, gum spit move.  The gum flies out of
the television and hits the kid in the forehead)

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Cunningham: We're back.... and Rick Steamboat is in the ring getting
ready to face SLH's Satan Machine.....

Shamus: These guys are vicious Cunningham....

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Satan Machine (of Satan's Little Helpers)
with Lucifer M.D.

versus

Rick "The Dragon" Steamboat
with Hutch
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Satan Machine charges right up Steaboat and nails him with a low
blow... then continues on to start beating the hell out of him~~

CUNNINGHAM: Machine with a football tackle now.... and he's just
clobbering him with fists while he's overtop of him!

SHAMUS: AHAH! This is great....

CUNNINGHAM: Machine with ANOTHER low blow...... and he's got it set
up...

SHAMUS: Steamboat has just loss the ability to have kids...

CUNNINGHAM: GORILLA BOMB! This is over! One... two... three!

SHAMUS: Man... Machine just clobbered him....

===> Satan Machine defeated Rick "The Dragon" Steamboat via pinfall at
2:58 with the Gorilla Bomb.

Cunningham: And speaking of Satan's Little Helpers.. they'll have an
in ring interview on Wednesday Night WAR next week.... coming to you
from Green Bay, Wisconsin. Let's go to the ring for our next matchup

Shamus: Yea... it's a followup to the Cruiserweight Title Extraveganza
at March Madness.. we get "Jackhammer" Jesse Johnson head to head with
Scott "100% Natural" Pierce

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"Jackhammer" Jesse Johnson
with Paul E. Dangerously

versus

Scott "100% Natural" Pierce
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Pierce jacknifes Jesse right away and slaps on the Decapitator but
"Jackhammer" won't submit. He hits a spin kick, covers... and almost
gets the three count. Pierce continues to control the match for the
next eight or nine minutesTokeshi (talk)

CUNNINGHAM: Pierce takes him to the mat with an armbar submission
now... and he's really cinching it in on him....

SHAMUS: Ah... he let it go already... I can't believe "Jackhammer" is
getting handled like this.....

CUNNINGHAM: Maybe he hasn't fully recovered from March Madness... but!
Jackknife power bomb again!!!!! He looks like a mini-Nash in there....

SHAMUS: No... he's actually wrestling..... there's a difference...

CUNNINGHAM: BAD NEWS FOR JESSE! Pierce has got the Decapitator on...
and how long will he- IT'S OVER!

SHAMUS: Damn... I kinda like this kid... ever since he dumped the
Mafia of Madness...

CUNNINGHAM: Pierce gets the win tonight... and shows why he is the
number one contender for the Cruiserweight Title.

===> Scott "100% Natural" Pierce defeated "Jackhammer" Jesse Johnson
via submission at 10:05 with the Decapitator.

Cunningham: That was some great action.... and now... let's go to the
ring with Bob Colligan for an interview.

[Cuts to Bob Colligan in the ring]

Colligan:  Ladies and Gentlemen,  I give you... Mr Perfect!

(Mr Perfect walks out.  He receives a huge pop.  His theme song plays
and he does his traditional towel toss, gum spit routine)

Colligan:  Mr Perfect,  I'm sure everyone is dying to know... when
will you return to the squared circle

Perfect:  Woah,  wait one second.  Lets get something straight. Mr
Perfect, is back in the WCWF.  Whether I choose to return to actions
is my own choice.  Right now,  I'm more concerned with Vegeta, and the
Super Sayiyans.

Colligan:  Well,  at least you got your wish, Mr Perfect.  Donald
Goddard is back!!!

Perfect:  And the WCWF still hasn't changed.  You know... I was
watching the 4 way cruiserweight bout.  The fact of the matter is... I
should be the cruiserweight champion.  But that wasn't meant to last,
and I accept that. You know... the nWo is like a wildfire, and someone
needs to put it out once and for all.  Vegeta, and the Super Sayiyans
can do that... but they are not ready and I will not rush them.  But
at this point in time... I would like
to invite two premiere stars in the WCWF, to join my training camp.
They are... SCOTT "100 Natural"  Pierce and Earth's Last Hope.  Both
of you have my utmost respect, and I invite you to train with myself,
Vegeta and the Super Sayiyans.  Oh, and as for The Alien... well....

(Vegeta jumps off of the top balcony.  He does two barrel rolls in the
air and lands on his feet in the middle of the ring)

Vegeta:  Alien,  you have NOT heard the last of Vegeta.

Perfect:  And soon... everyone will know exactly why they call me...
Mr Perfect.

[Perfect and Vegeta head back to the lockerroom as Colligan climbs out
of the ring]

Shamus: You wanna know why he ain't the Cruiserweight Champ....
because he ain't Perfect like he says he is... I recall one name...
who I really don't care for... who goes by the name of "Slick" beating
him at a pay per view. One scratch on the surface does it all....

Cunningham: Well... maybe you'd like to tel... err.. nevermind..
let's go to the ring for out next matchup between Alex "The Assassin"
Anderson and the Drunken Rocket in a stretcher match.

Shamus: Drunken Rocket.. this guy is great.

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Stretcher Match

Alex "The Assassin" Anderson
with Lady

versus

Drunken Rocket
with Mr. Watt
+==============================+

Drunken Rocket takes control of the match first.... and looks like he
could have it won early with a sleeperholdTokeshi (talk)

Cunningham: Rocket to the ropes now.... DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! And both
'The Assassin' and Drunken Rocket are down.... and look at Lady
banging on the mat trying to get her man up....

Shamus: Rocket is gonna beat this punk... and then go celebrate with a
forty! HAHAH!

Cunningham: Rocket up first... and he's pulling Anderson up..... looks
like he's going for an inverted power bomb... no! He can't get Alex
up! Alex shoves him off..... goes to the ropes... kick to the
midsection!

Shamus: Come on Rocket... do it for your fans!

Cunnignham: Rocket looks like he's in a drunken stupor right now....
Anderson applying the sleeperhold... and positions Rocket on the ropes
now... the stretcher is right below him...

Shamus: Oh no!

Cunningham: Anderson... short lariat!!!!! Sends Rocket right onto the
stretcher!!!!! This one is over!

===> Alex "The Assassin" Anderson defeated Drunken Rocket by placing
him on the stretcher at 2:22

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The Giant
with the Gobbledy Gooker

versus

Rocky Maivia
+=========================+

The Giant begins putting Maivia down from the very first bell. The
Giant toys with him for a long time... making an example out of
him..... and it's starts getting very close to the thirty minute time
limitTokeshi (talk) 23:18, June 18, 2019 (UTC)

Cunningham: Maivia isn't doing all that well right now.... and wait a
minute!

[Crowd starts cheering]

Shamus: Sunny is coming down the aisle.... oh la la

Cunningham: Sunny looks pretty angry... and everyone knows that she
doesn't like Maivia.... could she be the newest member of the tWo???

Shamus: I don't know... but look at this... she's pulling a bat out
from under the ring.... and now she's laying it on the apron!!!!

Cunningham: Wait a minute! What is going on here..... Sunny up on the
apron... and she's distracting the referee.... and look at the
Gooker... he's just standing there staring at Sunny....

Shamus: Maivia has the bat! He just nailed the Giant with it!!!!!

Cunningham: Sunny is getting down now and running to the back... the
Gooker just realized what is going on!

Shamus: That's amazing I haven't.. who was Sunny trying to help... was
she helping Maivia for some strange reason... or was she trying to
give the Giant the tool to finish him off..

Cunningham: Maivia covers.... one... two....

Shamus: Three! I can't believe it! Maivia has defeated The Giant!

===> Rocky Maivia defeated The Giant via pinfall at 26:29 after
hitting him with a bat.

Cunningham: What is Goddard going to say about all of this???

Shamus: Probably nothing.... like usual....

Cunningham: Let's get to our next matchup.....

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Hunter Hearst Helmsley
with Jim Cornette

versus

Glacier (of Force of Nature)
with Sunny
+==============================+

Glacier comes to the ring with "Dynamo" Darren Stai as well but,
Hunter attacks Glacier as he gets into the squared circle and seems to
keep a tight lid on the entire matchup.... but Glacier keeps it close
the entire timeTokeshi (talk)

Cunningham: Hunter sends Glacier for the ride now.... but Glacier
comes back with a kick to the midsection. Wait a minute... here comes
Rocky Maivia!!!

Shamus: Good... Maivia's probably gonna come out here and whoop the
"Dynamo"'s ass....

Cunningham: Wait a minute.... Sunny is movng over towards Maivia....
and she just grabbed him and kissed him!!!!!

Shamus: What the hell?!? Boy... I'd love to be Rocky right now.....

Cunningham: And Darren Stai is springing on Maivia.....

Shamus: Look at the in ring action... Glacier is beating Hunter on the
outside here.....

Cunningham: There's the bell.... and Glacier just slipped in the
ring... and Hunter has been counted out...

Shamus: Glacier coming over to break this up between Stai and Maivia
now... well be back...

Cunningham: Yes! Keep it right here!

===> Glacier defeated Hunter Hearst Helmsley via count out at 11:44

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																																																																																													can be seen, and Barry White is playing softly>

(Suddenly Slick can be seen is a hot tub full of bubbles, with women
hanging all over him)

Slick:  WCWF Fans, da Docta of Style has gots something for you!
Rememba all dose times whens you sat at home all alone....well da
Docta has gots the cure for you

(Mustafa X enters the room in a small bikini, he is carrying a bottle
of WCWF Cologne. The women flock all over him)

Mustafa:  Let all your worries wash away, and gets da bitches jus like
me and da Slicksta!

(Starts spraying the cologne all over himself)

Slick:  Da new WCWF Cologne, 'cause you know, and me and Mustafa sure
know, you always wanted to smell like a pimp!

Mustafa:  Get one of dese bottles for only $69.95, it's a small price
to pay, for some action!

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Cunningham: We're back now... and during the commercial break.. we
finally got things seperated... and we can't tell what is going on...
but I'm sure it will develop over the next few weeks.

Shamus: It better... or I'm going to be disappointed ......

+==============================+
The Super Sayiyans
Son Gokou & Son Gohan
with Mr. Perfect

versus

The International Connection
Sting & Yokozuna
with Brother Love
+==============================+

Strange match... this team scares meTokeshi (talk)

Cunningham: We are underway... Sting with a Gorilla Press now... and
drops Gokou to the mat... and Sting is giving the crows a whoo!

Shamus: That moron better watch out before he gets his mail... or
whatever the hell that Street Fighter crew's finisher is....

Cunningham: Sting sends Gokou for the ride now... and an enzuigiri...
and Sting with a splash now.....

Shamus: The International Connection ARE a good team though... and now
that they don't have the belts... what are they going to do ??

Cunningham: That's actually a good point... and Sting setting up for a
powers-- NO! Gokou with a huge lariat!!!!

Shamus: That was was heard all the way in the back of the arena!

Cunningham: Gokou with a double underhook backbreaker now! And he's
covering... one... two...

Shamus: THREE! What the hell?

Cunningham: Which teams showed up here tonight... didn't look like the
normal teams out there....

===> The Super Sayiyans defeated The International Connection via
pinfall at 0:56 after a double underhook backbreaker.

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																																																																																													GOD!  The Crow has turned on Inferno!  He is giving him the
																																																																																													RESURRECTION!!!! Oh MY GOD!!!! The Crow has gone nWo!  The Crow has
																																																																																													gone nWo!!!>

<Heavenly Music plays as the Announcer speaks>

Announcer: Perhaps the most enigmatic man in the WCWF.  The Crow.
Nobody knows what he will do next.  He has wreaked havoc during his
tenure in the WCWF.  Nobody has been able to put a stop to this Dead
Man Walking.

<scene cuts to the Undertaker pinning Vader for the Intercontinental
Title at WarZone III>

<The Undertaker's theme song plays in the background>

Announcer: The Undertaker.  The Man From The Darkside had an
illustrious World Title Run, but it was put to an end at Kingly
Catastrophe by Sgt. Andrew Scott.  Since then, he has defeated the Man
They Call Vader for the Intercontinental Title, and has defended it
against top competition, each time coming out on top.

<A split screen with the Crow delivering the Vengeance to opponent
after opponent and the Undertaker defeating the likes of Mr. Extreme
and Destroyer.>

Announcer: These two unstoppable forces will collide at Warzone IV:
April Armageddon.

<screen fades to black>

Announcer: You can't stop it....

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Cunningham: Let's go straight to the ring for this one.. it's sure to
be a classic matchup...

+=============================+
The Hart-Breakers
Bret Hart & Shawn Michaels
with Brother Love

versus

The Eliminators
Perry Saturn & John Kronos
with Rowdy Roddy Piper
+=============================+

A classic matchup between these two teams as we see everything in this
matchup... it's definitely the calibre of a pay per view match.. and
is the best match of the nightTokeshi (talk)

Cunningham: These two teams are running out of gas here... and Kronos
plants a fist to the stomach of Shawn Michaels....

Shamus: This Piper's Pit is great... and the Eliminators are shining
tonight... now that Piper seems to have calmed down, and decided to
stay out of the action.

Cunningham: Michaels coming back now though... and attempting to
bodyslam him... no!

Shamus: Kronos with a small package!!!! He's got the one... the two...

Cunningham: Three!!!! The Eliminators have taken out the former WCWF
World Tag Team Champions! Unbelievable! Just like the Undertaker did
to Destroyer!

===> The Eliminators defeated The Hart-Breakers via pinfall at 16:28
with a small package

Cunnigham: Now it's time for our MAIN EVENT!

+============================+
WCWF Television Title Match

The Alien

versus

Thunderman
with Sunny
+============================+

Cunningham: We are underway here... and The Alien attacks Thunderman
right away before the bell even sounds. The Alien with an elbowsmash
now... and comes off the ropes... and shoulder's Thunderman into the
corner.

Shamus: That's gotta hurt.....

Cunnigham: The Alien putting him up on the buckle now.... TOP ROPE
FRANKENSTEINER! Unbelievable! The Alien with a kick to the midsection
now... and puts Thunderman BACK up on the turnbuckle...

Shamus:He's attempting the Shooting Star!

Cunningham: No! Thunderman kicked him in the head! The Alien comes
crashing to the mat! The Alien getting up hazy now.. and Thunderman
off the buckle with a bulldog from behind!

Shamus: Thunderman is stomping a hole in him now... and now stands him
up... Frankensteiner into a cover!!!!

Cunningham: One ... two ... three!!! Thunderman has succesfully
defended his titl-

Shamus: What the?!?

[Vegeta suddenly appears floating high above the ring.  He lets out a
loud Sayiyan scream and the sound of crackling eletricity surges
through the building.]

Cunningham: Is that Vegeta?

Shamus: I can't tell... it might be The Fly...

[The lights begin to flicker... then they go out.  Under the cover of
darkness.... Vegeta dives in.  All that can be heard are high impact
shots on someone.  When the lights
come back on... Vegeta is gone.  Both Thunderman and The Alien are
unconsious.]

Cunningham: What an unsuspecting turn of events.... good night
everyone!!!!! Thanks for joining us!

===> Thunderman defeated The Alien via pinfall at 2:35 with a
Frankensteiner.

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