The Zappy Tryouts!/Quotes

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*(Amber Home; Sally's bedroom)*
**Stan:** Hey, Sally. I just recieved this letter in my mailbox and got an invitation to enter the Zappy Awards for best godchild.
**Sally:** Wow, sounds amazing!
**Mary:** I wanna go there!
**Stan:** Sorry, Mary, you can't.
**Sally:** But it doesn't say *who* is the godchild here. I'll settle this with a coin toss. If I win, I get to go to the Zappys, but if Mary wins, she gets to go instead of me. I'll be heads.
**Mary:** I'll be tails, then.
**Sally:** Here goes nothing. *(flips a coin and covers it, then lifts her hand)* Heads! I win!
*(Mary groans)*
**Stan:** Don't worry, Mary. You'll have your turn next time.
**Mary:** Okay then. Good luck, Sally!
**Sally:** Thanks, Mary. I'll see you after the ceremony!
*(Sally and Stan poof away)*

*(Planet Fairyworld)*
*(Sally and Stan appear)*
**Stan:** Ah, Planet Fairyworld, the only place for the most accomplished fairies to win a Zappy.
**Sally:** (looks at the other kids and their fairies) I got to say, there sure are a lot of kids with godparents around here. (sees Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda) Now there's a couple of fairies who look like two halves of a whole idiot.
**Stan:** Now remember, stand up straight, give a nice posture and hope for the best.
**Sally:** I will, Stanley.
**Stan:** We will compete in the third role of the competition. Oh, here comes the host right now.
**Wizzy:** Thanks for watching FTV, Fairy Television! I'm Wizzy. I'm your host and I'm outside live at this year's Zappy Awards.
*(scene changes to the Red Carpet)*
**Wizzy:** Yes, sir, there's certainly no shortage of magic celebrities here tonight!
*(Santa Claus, Merlin, a magician and 2 more celebrities waving at their fans cheering as they flew over the Red Carpet)*
**Wizzy:** I still don't see... wait! There he is! The toughest fairy in the universe! Instructor from the Fairy Academy, JORGEN VON STRANGLE!
*(crowd boos as Jorgen walks on the Red Carpet, stopping in front of Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy)*
**Jorgen:** Hello, tiny little creatures.
**Cosmo:** Uh... hello, Jorgen. This is Timmy, the boy we watch over! (smiling with Wanda as Timmy waves)
**Jorgen:** And this is Winston. He's the boy I watch over. Make a wish, now! (pointing his charging wand at Winston)
**Winston:** (as he cries) **I wish I could see the age of 12!**
**Jorgen:** Haha, he always makes that one.
*(Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda looked at each other)*
**Sally:** Winston?! He's a fairy godchild?
**Stan:** Who would've thought?
**Sally:** How can he be happy with a godparent like Jorgen?
**Stan:** I don't know, but I hope that things might turn out better for Winston if this whole godchild thing doesn't work.
**Sally:** And I thought Alyssa was bad.

**Announcer:** Fairies and magic folk! Here is your host for this year's Zappy Awards, Billy Crystal Ball!
**Billy Crystal Ball:** (poofs up without a head) Good evening, I'm Billy Crystal Ball, and I wanna show you how to get a head in line... (poofs his head up) like this! (laughs) Oh, I just made that up! Don't worry, I've got 78 million of them.
*(Jorgen zapped his wand at Billy to get his attention, Billy dodges)*
**Jorgen:** Start the show.... DO IT NOW!
*(Billy gulps, and does a happy pose, then runs away)*
*(scene changes to Billy's podlum)*
**Billy:** And now, the nominees for best costume design.
*(Billy shows 3 nominees, One fairy, who is a magician with a beautiful look. The crowd ooooohs; the other fairy has a water fountain on her head, the crowd ahhhhs; Jorgen, the last nominee, does nothing but stands there. The crowd boos)*
**Billy:** And the Zappy goes to...
*(Jorgen, preparing to zap his wand at Billy)*
**Billy:** Ha, what do you know? Jorgen Von Strangle!
*(the crowd argues)*
**Jorgen:** Thank you! (pushes Billy off with one finger) You like me, you really like me. **YOU MUST LIKE ME!**
*(crowd, also Stan and Sally boos but then cheers)*

**Billy:** And now, the award for best magical appearance...
*(a beautiful fairy in a red dress appears in a swirling motion, another fairy appears in pixelated graphics, and Jorgen blasts through, creating an explosion)*
**Billy:** Congratulations!
**Jorgen:** Ha ha. I don't want to thank anybody but ME!
*(scene changes to Timmy's seat)*
**Timmy:** What? Is everybody afraid of that guy!?
**Cosmo and Wanda:** Yes!
**Timmy:** Oh...
*(scene changes to Sally's seat)*
**Sally:** This is just ridiculous! Somebody needs to stand up to him.
**Stan:** Are you kidding? No one can even stare at him in the eye for five seconds.
**Sally:** Well, I just hope there won't be any cheating in the final rounds.
**Stan:** Oh, speaking of which, we're up! Remember what we've rehearsed outside.
**Sally:** You got it!

**Billy:** And now, the award for best overall godparenting. For this award, each child must explain why they love their fairy godparents, and the nominees are... Sally and Stan!
**Stan:** Why do you love me, Sally?
**Sally:** I don't know... (money given to her from Stan) Ohhh, now I remember! I love you, Stanley!
**Billy:** Jorgen and his boy, Winston.
**Jorgen:** Why do you love me, Winston?
**Winston:** Because you told me to...
**Jorgen:** Because I tell you to what?
**Winston:** Because you told me to, **sir!**
**Billy:** Congratulations, Jorgen! Oh, uh.. Timmy?
**Timmy:** Yeah?
**Billy:** Why do you love your fairy godparents?
**Timmy:** Why? What do you mean, why? They're my best friends.
*(everyone is shocked)*
**Sally and Stan:** Huh?
**Timmy:** Well, they make me feel safe, They make me feel special, they make me feel loved, and they may make a few mistakes, but... they're my pals, and I love them more than anything.
**Cosmo and Wanda:** (tears of joy) Oh, Timmy! (they hug with Timmy)
*(Sally and Stan shed in tears of joy)*
**Stan:** Now if that isn't love, I don't know what is.
**Billy:** (cries) Nah! (flies to Timmy) Guess what, Timmy! Your godparents win!
*(crowd cheers, chanting "YAY TIMMY")*
**Billy:** (giving the trophy to Cosmo and Wanda) Congratulations!
**Jorgen:** (zaps his wand again at Billy) I beg your pardon, but I think you have something that belongs to me!
**Timmy:** No way, dude! You're not getting this award. Right, guys?
**Cosmo and Wanda:** Uh... yeah, right.
**Jorgen:** (pulls the pillow holding the zappy toward himself)
**Timmy:** No! (pulls it back toward him)
**Cosmo and Wanda:** Timmy!
*(Cosmo and Wanda help Timmy pull it back)*
*(the tug of war was so powerful that the force pushed the Zappy award towards Timmy's teeth)*
**Timmy:** OW!
*(Timmy's tooth fall off his mouth, on the ground. Pillows fall over them)*
*(the crowd gasps)*
**Sally:** That's gonna leave a painful mark!
*(the magic from the tooth caused the magical Tooth Fairy, in her bathing towel, to appear)*
**Cosmo and Timmy:** THE TOOTH FAIRY!
**Cosmo:** (sniffs her sent) Minty, not mediciny!
**Tooth Fairy:** What's the meaning of... (photographer prepares to take a picture; the Tooth Fairy poses; the photographer takes a picture) this!? You weren't supposed to lose this tooth for 6 days, 4 hours and 3 minutes.
**Timmy:** Well, ma'am, *he* made it fall out. (pointing at Jorgen)
**Jorgen:** (hiding his wand) Hi, honey.
**Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda:** Honey!?
*(to Sally and Stan)*
**Sally and Stan:** Honey!?
**Tooth Fairy:** He's got nice teeth. Jorgen, darling, how many times have I told you how I hate being seen in public...WITHOUT MY MAKEUP!? (furious at Jorgen, then smiling at the people; she picks Jorgen up on the ear) Now then, I think you should apologize for knocking this young man's tooth out.
**Jorgen:** Y-yes, my little bicospit. Timmy, is there anything me and my muscles can do to make it up to you?
**Timmy:** Well, can I have my tooth back?
**Tooth Fairy:** (hands tooth money to Timmy) Sorry, but I have a very strict, no-return policy.
**Jorgen:** Timmy, (takes his teeth off) take mine! They're large, shiny and powerful!
**Timmy:** Wow, thanks. Congratulations on your award, you two!
**Cosmo and Wanda:** Thanks, Timmy!
**Wanda:** But we didn't really care if we won or not.
**Timmy:** How come?
**Cosmo:** Because our real reward is just being with you!
**Timmy:** Oh, thanks guys!

*(as every kid with their fairy walks out of the red carpet outside; Sally and Stan catches up to Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda)*
**Sally:** Wait, Timmy!
**Timmy:** Oh, hey. Sally, right?
**Sally:** Yes. Hey, I just wanted to say, congrats on winning the Zappy and sorry about what happened to your teeth.
**Timmy:** Hey, it's okay, (pulls out Jorgen's teeth) at least I got something in return until this tooth grows a new one.
**Sally:** And another thing, Winston is also my neighbor. I had no idea he's a godchild until now.
**Timmy:** Well, now that you know, I'm sure you're willing to talk things over with him about it.
**Sally:** Oh, I will. Jorgen should not be qualified as a fairy godparent anymore.
**Timmy:** Oh jeez, It's almost my bedtime! I better get home. It's nice to meet you, Sally.
**Sally:** Same here.
*(Cosmo and Wanda poof Timmy and themselves home as they wave goodbye)*

*(The Amber's House)*
*(Sally and Stan poof to her bedroom where Mary was waiting)*
**Mary:** So, how did it go?
**Sally:** We didn't win a Zappy. We were nominated, but a fellow godchild named Timmy won a Zappy. He seems like a nice kid.
**Stan:** And it turns out our neighbor Winston is also a fairy godchild too.
**Mary:** What!?
**Sally:** Yeah, but it sure wasn't pretty to look at.
**Mary:** So, what's the plan?
**Sally:** (Sally looks through her window seeing Winston quivering in his backyard) I'll just give him time by himself for now and talk things over in the morning.
**Stan:** He may not have won a Zappy due to Jorgen's selfishness, but I know he will have a better award.
**Sally:** What's that, Stanley?
**Stan:** A better future, Sally. A better future.
*(Sally smiles as the screen fades to black)*
*(Title Card ending)*