Rude Awakening

(We cut to a phone ringing at Dr. Jones' office. He picks it up.)

Dr. Brian Jones: Hello.

Miner #1: Dr. Jones, you won't believe this! We found, some kind of alien spaceship in our mine!

Dr. Brain Jones: Is that so? Alright, just hang tight. I'll be there ASAP! (turns to Guardshell) Assuming it's some of your friends from Cybertron?

Guardshell: I hope so. Let's floor it!

(Moments later, Guardshell in his bulldozer form arrives, with Dr. Jones and Misha riding. After the two step out, Guardshell goes to robot mode.)

Dr. Brain Jones: How big was it?

Miner #2: Kinda like the size of an oil rig!

Dr. Brain Jones: Hmm, you lead and show us.

(They arrive at the site. In fact, this is the same site the Mini-Con ship Vector Prime sent them there millions of years ago!)

Misha: You said it crashed here, right?

Miner #2: Yeah, looked like it.

Misha: But how? How did it crashed when it could simply go through this tunnel?

Dr. Brain Jones: My theory is that it landed in prehistoric times before landmass changed over time.

Misha: Wait till it goes on my college application!

(Guardshell then realizes the Mini-Con symbol imprinted on the ship.)

Guardshell: Could it be...the ship the Mini-Cons used?!

Misha: Mini-Cons?

Guardshell: Mini-Cons are miniature Transformers and one of Cybertron's well-known factions. Uniquely, they are born to give Cybertronians a power boost. There are times the Decepticons would kidnap them and use and force them for massive power---massive power to conquer and destroy!

Misha: How awful!

Guardshell: We have to make sure the Decepticons don't get the wind of this. If they get those poor guys, we're all in trouble!

(Just then, a bright light is zooming towards them.)

Misha: (surprised) Who's there?!

(The light is getting closer and closer.)

Dr. Brain Jones: Wait.

(The light reveals to be Kicker on his motorcycle.)

Kicker; Jeez, dad! You got me worried sick there!

Dr. Brian Jones: Worried? (chuckles) Why should you be?

Kicker: Mom sent me here! (brandishes a big thermos) She says you're missing lunch!

Dr. Brian Jones: I need to work on my scheduling more.

Kicker: And Misha?! What are you doing here?!

Misha: Well, I am now working as your dad's intern. And he agreed to pay for my college tuition I hope to get!

Kicker: Thrilled.

Dr. Brian Jones: You two knew each other?

Misha: Yeah. Kicker and I were at school together, even as little kids. We used to lay tag together.

Kicker: That was a long time ago! (sees Guardshell) And I thought I told you aliens don't belong on Earth!

Guardshell: Got a problem with that? I didn't come here by choice! This was an emergency!

(Kicker took a few steps back, stunned.)

Guardshell: You know, I'm not the discriminating type,

(And then, his com is beeping.)

Guardshell: Huh?!

(He checks it, and sees an Autobot signal.)

Guardshell: Hey guys! Bumblebee is coming!

Dr. Brain Jones: Who's Bumblebee?

Guardshell: One of my old friends from Cybertron way back.

(During that, we cut to Bumblebee zooming on the road, on the way to the mine.)

Sam: So, let me get this straight. One of your friends got sucked into a hole so he can protect the Allspark and not get killed?

Bumblebee: That's right. And I followed him there, even with Megatron in pursuit. And those poor little guys, the Mini-Cons, are on a verge of getting exposed! We have to burn rubber!

(We cut back to the mine. And another bright is coming.)

Kicker; Now what?

Dr. Brian Jones: Again?

Guardshell: Relax. One of my old friends is here.

(Bumblebee reveals himself. After Sam gets out, he turns to robot mode.)

Kicker: (sarcastically) Of course.

Misha: Another one.

Guardshell: Bee!

Bumblebee: Yo, Guardshell!

(The two Autobots share a handshake together.)

Bumblebee: I thought you didn't make it!

Guardshell: Eh, you worry too much, sweetheart! (turns to the humans) Bumblebee here is one of my old friends and comrades on Cybertron during the Great War over the Allspark.

Bumblebee: And where's the Allspark?

Guardshell: Don't worry, Bee. Dr. Brian Jones had it locked in his vault, safe and secure.

Sam: And we better not tell anyone, so the Decepticons won't find out. The coordinates to the Allspark are on my great-grandfather's glasses. (shows everyone this item)

Dr. Brian Jones: Then you need to secure this as well.

(Just then, out of nowhere, the ship glows.)

Kicker; Huh?

Misha: Is the ship, reactivating?

(The door opens, and three of the discs glow, showing Grindor, Sureshock, and High Wire.)

Guardshell: Grindor, Sureshock, and High Wire! Long time, no see!

High Wire: (beeps)

Misha: Cute!

Guardshell: We got to get you guys somewhere safe! Maybe at Dr. Jones' bunker!

(Meanwhile, at the Decepticon ship...)

Starscream (angry at Barricade who's going through repairs) You idiot! Sleeping on the job!

Barricade: It wasn't my fault! The Autobot had gained more firepower than I thought!

Shockwave: And you claimed that you found clues to the Allspark?

Barricade: Yes. One of the disgusting humans was selling an old pair of glasses online! They had symbols! Those symbols match our language! They're coordinates! It even has the Allspark's homing beacon!

Cyclonus: Poor old Barry is a loony nutter!

Demolishor: Yeah, put him in a straight jacket! And take a picture, it'll last longer! (both he and Cyclonus snicker)

Shockwave: Quiet!

Demolishor and Cyclonus: Sorry.

Shockwave: As for you, you'd better be right about this!

Barricade: I am! Frenzy told me he activated his homing beacon and followed Bumblebee and his human pet here!

Shockwave: Then we must set off! I'm tired of waiting for miracles! (turns to Barricade) And unless your right about the glasses, this cot here will be your deathbed! Got it?!

(And then, everyone left the mine.)

Sam: First the Allspark, and then the Mini-Cons?! When it comes to the Decepticons, it's never enough for them!

Bumblebee: Trust me, those creeps will try ANYTHING to get their way!

Thundercracker: (from above) And we surely will!

Sam: What?

(Decepticons Shockwave, Starscream, Cyclonus, Demolishor, Thundercracker, Hardtop, and Runabout appear in front of them.)

Guardshell: You know I'm still ticked over that fire incident, Thundercracker!

Thundercracker: You're like a retropig, Guardshell! Always comin' back fer more!

Kicker: What do you jerks want?!

Shockwave: I believe you have something that belongs to me!

Starscream: Barricade claims that you gave the key to the Allspark! The glasses...hand them over.

Shockwave: (spots the Street Action Team) And as for the Mini-Cons, we'll take them as a bonus.

Misha: You leave them alone!

Bumblebee: (angry) You're not getting jack!

Guardshell: Bumblebee, no! We're outnumbered! We don't even know if Optimus is still around!

Hardtop: Then you might as well pray that he comes out of the blue! Otherwise... (readies his weapon)

(Out of options, Grindor, Sureshock, and High Wire then sent out a coded transmission from afar. That reached the same site of the Decepticons' hideout. Nearby, a barren mountain glows green and disintegrates. A cargo shuttle is shown, and it's the same one holding the Autobots! 15 stasis pods activate. We one open, holding Optimus Prime! Later, the three Mini-Cons stopped what they're doing.)

Sam: What was that about?

Cyclonus: A stupid light show? That's it?

Runabout: Please. I've seen shooting stars with more flair than that. Boring.

Thundercracker: That was, wow. Pretty interesting.

Starscream: Enough nonsense! Hand the glasses and Mini-Cons over or else!

(Just then, a loud honking horn and siren both blurted out.)

Hardtop: What now?

(Two fire trucks, two Hummers with rescue deco painted on them, two sportscars, two pick-up trucks, two space shuttles, a plane, an SUV, a tank, a motorcycle, and an old Cybertronian spacecraft all came by.)

Optimus Prime: Leave them alone!

Shockwave: That voice. It's...(stuns in realization) No!

(Optimus Prime, Red-Alert, Hot Shot, Ironhide, Ratchet, Excellion, Vector Prime, Inferno, Jetfire, Backpack, Arcee, Jackshot, Roadbuster, and Blockrock convert into their robot forms.)

Guardshell: The cavalry has finally arrived!

Optimus Prime: The Allspark and the Mini-Cons are under their protection! I forbid you to touch any of them!

Demolishor: Go ahead and make us!

Shockwave: Destroy them!

(Both the Autobots and Decepticons charge at each other for the big battle.)

(This episode is not finished)

(In an instrumental montage, these battles go one by one. Thundercracker fires some missiles at Jetfire, who dodges them with ease. Thundercracker goes to jet mode and flies to the sky. Jetfire and Blockrock convert to their vehicle forms and pursue him. The three then shoot Thundercracker down, with the latter landing to the ground in robot mode. Cyclonus converts to helicopter mode and shoots at Jackshot from above. He struggles to survive under a rain of rapid fire until Roadbuster shoots at the Decepticon. After falling to the ground, Cyclonus goes to robot form and attempts to shoot at the two. Roadbuster becomes robot mode too and shoots at him repeatedly before Jackshot slashes him with his claws and kicks him down. Runabout throws a dagger at Arcee, who catches it with her hands. She then throws it back, but he dodges it too. Runabout picks the dagger up and attaches it to his blaster. Arcee then transforms to motorcycle mode and in circular motion, dodges every blast he shoots. She then kicks up a bit of a dust cloud. Guardshell in bulldozer mode then rams a confused Runabout out of his way. After he gets back up while the cloud clears, Guardshell goes to robot mode and Arcee, also in robot mode, shoots Runabout down. Hardtop tries to get a clear shot on Bumblebee, who keeps dodging every shot. He then activates his twin shoulder cannons and shoots, with a firing Hot Shot and Excellion joining him, and blast the Decepticon sniper away. Backpack and Demolishor, both in their tank forms, shoot at each other. Inferno puts out some flames caused by all this. Demolishor fires one of his missiles, with Red-Alert knocking it back with his hammer. Hit, Demolishor converts to robot form, and shoots two more. Backpack transforms to robot mode and fires two rockets himself. Not only they countered Demolishor's missiles, they hit the said Decepticon afterwards. Shockwave transforms to tank mode and shoots at Optimus Prime. He bends over to evade the blast, and shoots him back. Before Optimus can score another hit, Starscream charges with his sword. When he strikes, Optimus counters the slash with his arms as valiantly as he can. He then manages to shoot the Decepticon in his chest. He drops his sword. Shockwave gets back right up in robot mode and tries to blast him. Optimus evades it again, picks up Starscream's sword and throws it at his chest, impaling him. Starscream then arrives to back him up. Both Autobots and Decepticons get into their respective spots.)

Shockwave: Enough playing around! Hand over the glasses or you'll be sorry!

Hardtop: All of this fighting makes me hungry---HUNGRY FOR AUTOBOT BLOOD! GET THEM!!! (he and his men charge at everyone)

Optimus Prime: Now!

(A rift opens below the Decepticons, who then fell through it right to a small uncharted island. As it closes, it's revealed that Vector Prime did it.

Vector Prime: Funny. We're tired of playing around ourselves!

Misha: You opened a rift in time and space? That's incredible!

(The Decepticons are now on the said island.)

Runabout: Ugh. It's boring out here! We can't even find a decent spot to surf.

Hardtop: Do you ever stop complaining?

Starscream: Wait till I get my hands on Barricade for this!

Shockwave: Enough! By the time we get back to base, we'll make another plan to obtain those glasses and find the Allspark! And no Autobot, not even Optimus Prime, will have anywhere to turn!

Cyclonus: Wanna sing a shanty?

Runabout: Oh no.

Cyclonus: (singing) *La la la! Sailing, sailing, sailing on the*---

Shockwave: Sing that song, I'll fry your circuits!

(Moments later, at Dr. Jones' bunker...)

Dr. Brian Jones: Perhaps you guys will take refuge here until you've completed your mission.

Optimus Prime: Thank you so much for your hospitality. If we have to somewhere, we'll hide in plain sight. We'll take forms of Earth vehicles.

Vector Prime: Indeed, if the Decepticons find out we've made contact with a large number of civilians, panic and chaos will come to them.

Misha: (with the Mini-Cons, lots more revealed to be already released from the discs) And we have to get you guys to a safe haven too. (turns to Kicker) And we can use your help too, Kicker.

Kicker: What?! No way! I don't need their assistance!

Sam: Huh. Some help you are.

Optimus Prime: Decepticons, beware. Earth is our new home now. And if you dare harm this planet and its people we sworn to protect, you will face...justice! (The episode ends.)