Killing Underpants Man

**Killing Underpants Man** -Chinese title *Cìshā nèikù nán*(刺杀内裤男)- is the fourth episode of Scissor Seven Season 1 (刺客伍六七).

## Synopsis

The Island Purity Society summons Seven to kill an underwear collector, but Seven encourages everyone to embrace their differences.

## Detailed plot

Chairman Jiang comes into the Dai Bo Hair Salon and hands Seven a photo. Seven cuts Chairman Jiang's hair to match that of the person depicted in the photograph, believing that this is what Chairman Jiang wants. Angered, Chairman Jiang reveals that she wants the man in the picture assassinated, not a haircut, and threatens to destroy the salon if he fails.

Seven waits outside of a lingerie store, transformed into a light post, and spies on the target. When Seven goes to follow the target, he accidentally falls and cries out. The target (which will henceforth be referred to as Underpants Man, as his true name is unknown) turns around in alarm at the sound, but Seven transforms himself into a pair of Sexy Schoolgirls Babe underwear before Underpants Man can notice. Noticing Seven, Underpants Man glances around before snatching Seven up and shoving him in his bag.

Underpants Man heads to his house and pulls Seven out, pinning him up on a wall covered with other framed pieces of underwear. When Underpants Man turns around to search for something in a chest, Seven tears himself from the wall and grabs a knife from a nearby pencil holder, flying straight towards Underpants Man. Underpants Man, however, finds a rock in the chest and hurls it behind him, accidentally pinning Seven down before he is able to stab Underpants Man. After quickly grabbing Seven and comforting him, Underpants Man decides to try Seven on. Before he is able to fully put Seven on, however, three of the Island Purity Society's members, including Chairman Jiang, arrive at Underpants Man's door. Flung into the chest by Underpants Man, Seven listens as Underpants Man apologizes to the society and promises to stop collecting underwear. He explains that he never stole any underwear, only bought it from stores, and begs the Society to leave his underwear collection alone.

When Chairman Jiang flings a lit torch at Underpants Man's underwear collection, Seven transforms back into a human, pops out from his hiding space, and uses his Qi Scissors to cut the torch in half, as well as the hat covering Chairman Jiang's haircut. The other two society members try to hold in their laughter over Chairman Jiang's haircut. Seven then urinates on the broken torch to put its flameout. Chairman Jiang reveals that she didn't trust Seven from the start, and put a tracker on him when they first met so she could kill Underpants Man herself. Seven, trying to reason with the society, explains that people like collecting all sorts of things, and that despite the fact that collecting underwear is perverted, there are much weirder kinks than Underpants Man's, and that his kink isn't hurting anybody.

Chairman Jiang is unmoved and explains that she still plans to destroy Underpants Man's underwear collection and then kick him off of Chicken Island. Seven decides to protect the Underwear Man regardless, so one of the society members starts circling him rapidly, so rapidly that she hypnotizes and disorients him enough for another of the society members to elbow check him into a wall and then toss him across the room. While Seven recovers and prepares to attack, the society member who hypnotized him begins her hypnosis again, allowing the society member who assaulted him to drop down on top of him and repeatedly punch him. Underpants Man begs the society member to stop, but to no avail. This society member then holds Seven in place while Chairman Jiang pulls out a metal rod, preparing to teach Seven a lesson. Seven tries to wriggle free from the society members' grasp, but to no avail, and Chairman Jiang gives Seven the opportunity to "confess his misdeeds". When Seven lifts his foot and middle toe, Chairman Jiang prepares to hit Seven when Underpants Man jumps in the way.

Chairman Jiang hits him aside with the metal rod and then sweeps it in the air hard enough to destroy Underpants Man's underwear collection. Angered, Seven uses his Qi Scissors to knock the metal rod out of Chairman Jiang's hands, cut the dress of the hypnotizing society member below the knee, and break the glasses of the strong society member in half. While the other two society members are incapacitated, Chairman Jiang is greatly angered and proceeds to fight Seven. While Seven fights with his Qi Scissors and martial arts, Chairman Jiang fights with martial arts. When Seven is about to administer the finishing blow, Chairman Jiang uses the Pure Maiden's Fist of Awakening and White Lily Purity Blast to blast Seven out of Underpants Man's house and beat him up in the air. When she chases after him into Underpants Man's house, Seven uses a move called Wings of the Wyvern, which causes the society members to run away in disgust.

After Seven pulls his pants back up, Underpants Man thanks Seven for making him feel like a person for the first time, rather than a person. When Underpants Man goes to ask Seven his name, he turns around, only to see Seven wearing a pair of underwear and claiming that they look good on him.

After the credits, Dai Bo appears, walking down the street, until he spots a monkey wearing a business suit. Dai Bo then stops the monkey and demands that the monkey sell his tie to him.

## Characters appearing

* Seven
* Chairman Jiang
* Xiao Fei
* Underpants Man
* Island Purity Society members
* Dai Bo
* Office Monkey