Revenge Of The Guard/Transcript

Haley: This is getting harder and harder by the day. We’ve got to hide them until the Day Of Unity.

Jack: But we’ve already gotten so much protection. What more can we do?

Aada: I don’t know. But hopefully, none of Riz’s guards will come to take them.

SFX: (Muffled smack, fwoosh)

Silver Guard: Hello, there. I can see that you’ve hidden the curses. Just get out of my way.

**Intro plays**

Haley: What brings you here?

Silver Guard: Well, I can just pocket the curses and get out of here. Nothing’s wrong with that, am I right?

Bookly: (Opens door, whacks Silver Guard, Guard flumps to ground) Was I supposed to do that?

Aada: You weren’t exactly *not* supposed to hit him, so, sure, I guess. Besides, he wants to take the curses to Riz for the Day Of Unity.

Jack: He’s using them to take over Mythalusia. Also, who invited you guys?

Haley: Me. I wanted to tell them, but the cat’s out of the bag now.

Silver Guard: Alright, that’s enough of being on me.

SFX: (Shockwave pulses, loud flumps)

Silver Guard: (Quiet chip) That hurt. Now, get off of me! (Whacks Bookly and Maia with staff)

Maia: Don’t be like that, Silver Guard.

Bookly: Yeah, stay down.

Silver Guard: Hopps, get them.

SFX: (Hops, pulse)

Aada: Oof! (Spins staff, whacks Silver Guard)

Silver Guard: (Chip) Watch it around my mask! (Fwoosh)

Aada: Oof! You need a bit of help. Why are you even like this?

Silver Guard: Because nobody gives me the respect I wish I had.

Haley: People respect you, I think you have extensive expectations about how much respect you need.

Jack: Now, stop being naughty, or we’ll launch you towards your castle, expectedly breaking your mask fully.

Bookly: What’s it going to be?

Silver Guard: Never mind, you guys. Can’t we just make peace?

Maia: Okay, stop right here. You just battled us, and now you’re saying you want a truce?

Silver Guard: All I wanted was the curses. We need them to cure curses!

Aada: Not exactly believing you at this moment, so you won’t get them.

Silver Guard: Okay, seriously. We’ve found a way to cure curses, but it requires the curse itself. Now, I know you 5 might not know that, but we do.

Haley: Well, should we trust him? We had a battle.

Aada: I’m not saying we should, but let’s just hear him out. What do you plan on doing with the curses?

Silver Guard: For curing purposes.

Aada: Then why is there a big machine sticking out of your king’s castle?

Silver Guard: In case of a war. We just want to make peace around Mythalusia.

Aada: Hmm… Well, I guess it’s a start. Who are you anyways? Like, what’s under that mask?

Silver Guard: Nothing you need to worry about. Now, I’ve gotta tell Riz I was unsuccessful. He’ll take me out of his Guards, then I’ll come help you guys with securing the curses. I’m not trying to make battle!

Haley: Well, okay. If you get rid of that guard symbol on your arm, we’ll let you stay. Maybe.

Silver Guard: Okay, then. Bye!

Scene cuts to Riz’s castle

Riz: Where are the curses, Silver Guard?

Silver Guard: They hid them too well. I cannot find them.

Riz: Your lack of experience might be to blame, but we have 4 days. So, you are not allowed to come into this castle ever again.

SFX: (Rrip)

Silver Guard: Understood, sir.