Who is Joe's dad

Who is Joe's dad is the second objection of the first season. It's a direct sequel to Matt is Joe's dad and introduces three new recurring characters. Despite being the last trial concerning Joe's dad, the question was never fully solved in the end.

## Plot

The objection starts with Joe wondering who his father is, before calling his mother to answer his question. Cyano, a new character, seems shocked that Cogumelo is Joe's mother, stating that she has a lot of catching up to do. Ogi then tries explaining his theory that the entire server is linked to one another as brothers, but Joe quickly gets on the defensive and rejects the theory, stating that Cogumelo is his mother only. Z3R0, another new character, suddenly stops the entire trial as he drops a shocking truth: he is a time traveller and Will is his son. But it doesn't take long for the whole thing to pick up once more...

Cyano starts dissecting the previous theories, starting with the DNA test and the claims of Joe having a beard. She states that appearance-wise, him and Matt do not look alike, as Joe does not have glasses and his beard is not as big. Joe replies with the DNA test performed by Dr. Will, but Cyano states that Will's PhD is in proctology, so there is no reason to believe the papers are accurate. However, her biggest piece of evidence is that the picture of Joe was taken before the invention of color, meaning Joe must've time travelled back to the past or that this is a picture of Joe's real father. Joe quickly replies by stating that the picture is of him but before the matter can go any further, Cogumelo arrives.

Joe asks the famous question once again but Cogumelo quickly starts ranting about how calling anyone his father would mean that he canonically fucked them and he doesn't need that on his conscience. Cheez-It Man the Cheez-It Chad replies by expressing his passion for arguing and eating glass, but sadly this doesn't go any further as Ogi brings back his theory of forceful impregnation. Cyano, disgusted, rejects the thoery and then quickly gets on with the matter of who Joe's father is. After summarizing what has been told so far, Cyano explains the "clear whole in each thoery", but Ogi steals her opportunity of making a reference (I'm assuming), which angers her quite a bit.

Z3R0, seeing that this is going nowhere, changes his tactic and asks Joe himself who he thinks his father is. To nobody's surprise, Joe quickly replies with Matt, but Cogumelo finally drops a shocking truth. And for someone who didn't want to "canonically" fuck someone, he instead decided to canonically fuck everyone, making Joe a team effort. Joe and Cyano expresses their disgust, while Z3R0 and Ogi don't seem to mind this one bit. After some commotion, Cyano says that everyone fucking Cogu means that Joe himself fucked Cogu. The latter, annoyed, calls out Cyano for "explaining the flaws in his words" but the british gal doesn't take it and challenges Cogumelo in a fight irl. Desperate, Joe attempts to get everyone to agree with him that Matt is his dad, but with the catfight going on between Cogumelo and Cyano, his words go unheard. After a quick fight and a jojo reference, Z3R0 (re)explains his theory that he time travelled to have Will as a kid and Will had Joe as a kid, but with all the chaos going on, everyone dismisses the theory again and Cyano claims order in the court.

Joe shuts her up by stating that she isn't the judge, but Cyano asks if they even have a judge. Z3R0 says he died of lung cancer but Joe denies that, annoying Z3R0 a bit. After small talk about who the judge should be, DeerKing himself appears, angering Z3R0 who realises that no, the judge didn't die of lung cancer (idot). DeerKing finally brings order in the court, but this is instantly broken by Cyano asking to slap Cogumelo. Thanks to that, chaos reigns once more, angering Joe who tries using his admin powers but finds himself powerless in a court of law. Cogumelo asks to stab Cyano 27 times so that this tomfoolery can stop, but DeerKing refuses, angering the former. Ogi asks why Cogu doesn't perform the 28 stabs instead, to which he replies that he isn't high leveled enough for that. After a bit more fighting between Cyano and Cogumelo, DeerKing brings order once more and Cogumelo states that he has been emotionally destroyed.

Joe quickly takes the opportunity to claim Matt as his dad once more, but Z3R0 interjects with his theory AGAIN. Joe shuts him up quickly to keep going, but Mr. De, yet another new character, appears and states that he is the dad of the server and Heavy is the granddaddy. Before he could continue, DeerKing interrupts and lets Joe speak again. Thankful for the opportunity to finally explain, Joe starts by presenting the dad certificate but gets interrupted by Cyano, angering him alot. De adds onto this by claiming that Heavy is the dad of three kids, him, Matt and Cyano, making Joe his nephew. Cyano calls him a liar but Z3R0 then states that the famous dad certificate is actually an adoption paper. Joe tries retaking control and Deer's backup allows him to reach his goal.

Dead set on not letting this opportunity go to waste, Joe explains quickly that he claims Matt is his father because he craves love, the reason being that his mother (Cogumelo) never gave him love and that she's a terrible mother. He only wants a dad and found certificates proving Matt to be his father, hereby claiming that he is his dad because he wants love and attention and play baseball. The only answer he gets from Cogumelo is that baseball is cringe, making Joe snap at his mother, who looks dejected afterwards. Z3R0 then rejects Joe's claim by stating that Will is his father and Matt only adopted him, but an angry Joe replies that he hates Will. Mr. De interrupts and tells Joe to go to his room, but Joe instead pleads Deer to end the trial and "save him".

De starts counting Joe down but Cyano interrupts him, before making the logical conclusion that only a parent would count their child down like that. Joe quickly comes to the same realisation and express his refusal of the theory. De drops that he is indeed Joe's father and Z3R0 even adds that he can prove it using his left testicle, shocking Joe, Cogumelo and Ogi. The latter two starts challenging him to do it, insulting him along the way but Cyano quickly stops the trial to say that she has to go piss. But that doesn't stop Z3R0, who drops a massive bombshell of a theory which is almost the exact same one he kept repeating throughout the entire video. Joe doesn't take it and tells him to shut up and wait for Cyano, but Ogi drinks a mysterious substance and passes out right as Cyano comes back and asks for a conclusion. Joe states there is none but Z3R0 objects and claims that he solved the case, repeating his theory one last time. With vague and mixed approval from Joe, the video ends there.

## Cast

JoeCyanopsia/CyanoOgiZ3R0Cheez-It ManCogumeloDeerKingMr. De
## Trivia

* This was the messiest objection to happen and was a pain to rearrange.
* Out of all the Objections made, this is the one the creator states is his worst one. This is mainly due to the extreme use of sound effects and very disorganised discussion going on.
* The server intially tried making a third episode of finding out who Joe's father is, but due to falling quite flat, being repetitive and other good reasons, it was dropped.
* Despite being very important to the discussion, Matt never makes an appearance in this objection. Other characters that were present in the first objection but not in this one are NonSense/Will, Boss Baby Gaming and True Planet.
* This objection was also made in a single night but it took 10 hours instead of 7.
* There was a lot more happening in this trial than what is shown. In short, it's the objection to cut the most dialogue alongside Mr. De's Courtroom Blast.