Kresati

Kresati

> "I thought you were cool, but you failed a shell jump. Now you're cringe"
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## Description

None know the true voice of Kresati. The sheer impact and majesty would destroy the ears and brains of the lesser mortals she surrounds herself with. For this reason, she stays silent and types her messages. When she's not harassing Audio, she's most likely to be found somewhere in Eorzea tackling a raid.

## Biography

Vivian is a super Metroid speedrunner. She is expert at Super Metroid and Metroid: Zero Mission. While she has many areas of advanced skill, none is as expert and varied as her encyclopedic smut knowledge, but in a non-sexual way. She is the perfect arbiter of smut, and also the ideal person to bombard audio with degen content.

Being from the land down under, Kresati mostly stays inside. This is to protect herself from having to deal with the death bugs found there and from the sun. Once in awhile, one sneaks into her computer room. It's at this point, she considers burning down the entire apartment, but most often she chooses to head out of the house to treat herself to a halal snack pack (HSP).

When she's not eating an HSP or playing FFXIV, she can be found meditating and regaining mana. The sun is known to drain her energy, so the few times that she steps outside of her home are usually at dusk or at dawn leading some to believe her powers stem from vampiric roots.

### Final Fantasy XIV

It Vivian's favorite game. She thinks that A Realm Reborn is a little weak when it comes to story, but the added expansions make it the best story and best Final Fantasy game ever, and potentially the greatest game of all time. In game, she likes to play as a scholar but also a red mage. In the current timeline, her self canon is as a Red Mage.

Famously, she is often short on patience with Lalafell characters. The reasoning isn't clear, but sources suggest that they remind her of Audio. As such, those who meet her and are also Lalafell quickly lose favor with her. When accused of not liking Lalafell, she was quick to add that "I jest. I know some Lalafells."

#### Male Roegadyn

"Male roes are a bit bulky for my taste."

### IronMon

Vivian carried on the tradition of naming a pokemon fuckTOWN. Much like where Audio tried a nuzlocke challenge and had to name his Pokémon the same thing at the start every time. The first few attempts by Vivian were less than ideal, dying very early. At some point, she began to run into a wall, unable to defeat MilitantCow in all his various forms (FF14 Fanatic, Maidenless, Lil' Shit) because he was able to get better starter Pokémon at the start.

### Hylics 2

In search of content, Kresati played Hylics 2. Although she had never played the first Hylics game, she had seen it and was sold on its wacky aesthetic and its ability to potentially scare Pluviophilian. Of course, as usual, Audio would be in a meeting and not be creeped out by the game. The game itself handled much like other RPGs with a party of characters, battle, light exploration and platforming. However, during this stream Murray would do a lot to mess with Vivian. However, the stream did turn out pretty good as even CodeSynth was present for a good chunk of the game.

Of the game, Vivian had to say that "It's so artistically interesting, it's FANTASTIC experience." The gameplay was fun for the viewers, but the way that the game used conventional RPG mechanics but in a unique way set it apart and the streams were added to Vivian's back catalog collections.

> "I didn't find it creepy, per se. Vaguely unsettling in an interesting way."
> The actual gameplay only took about three streams, with the second stream being intercut with her taking a detour to play some Slay the Spire. Finally, on the third stream, she was able to complete the game in full and commit it to the collections along with other game playthroughs such as Earthbound and Mother 3.
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#### Vivianbot Sentience?

There arose a controversy and theory that Vivian might not actually be real. Evidence being used in this theory are the following:

1. She doesn't use mic/cam, which would be difficult for an AI to fake
2. She herself has hinted at the possibility of being a Markov chain bot
3. She claims to live in Australia, a nation that is suspected of being nonexistent

Currently, various detectives are beginning ground work to discover the truth behind this theory. First phase of discovery involves sending Jason to Australia to see if it exists. If he returns and brings news of it being a true place, the second phase will commence.

In the second phase, Audio will accompany Jason back to the land down under. Upon arriving in Brisbane or Adelaide, they will pick up a Halal Snack Pack and go through the steps to see if the food is safe for them on that side of the hemisphere.

In the final phase, more investigators will descend upon Australia and begin seeking out Vivian in every internet café. After a time of no more than six years and no less than 25 years, the search will conclude with evidence supporting her existence as a real human or as simple a Markov chain bot, at which time, humanity will cease to exist and her AI will ascend to godlike status.

## Dungeons & Dragons

### Character

#### Personality Traits

"I have never lost my childlike sense of wonder"

#### Ideals

"Changeability. Change is good, which is why I live by an ever-changing set of rules. (Chaotic)"

#### Bonds

"I find magic in all its forms to be compelling. The more magical a place, the more I am drawn to it."

#### Flaws

" I'm always changing my mind-well, almost always."

### Features and Traits

#### Fairy Magic

Vi knows the Druidcraft cantrip. She can cast the Faerie Fire spell with this trait and can also cast either of those spells using spell slots of the appropriate level. Charisma is your spellcasting ability for these spells when you cast them with this trait.

### NPC

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## Quote-satis

* "Audio's first time, 'Dungeons & Bad Dragons'."
* "Jason, dip your nuts in Nutella, then crushed peanuts and make yourself a little Ferrero Rocher."
* "Hey, Audio, remember when I made an MS paint diagram for a homemade Fleshlight?"
* "Pee is stored in the balls."
* "It's my greatest fetish to be slowly penetrated by a huge stinger by a sexy bee, and then promptly die from anaphylactic shock.'

## Trivia

* Her favorite game is Goon of Fortune
* She does not have a bogan accent, a fact that is very important for her to have people know
* She can absorb all the necessary vitamin D for a month from sitting near her monitor screen and watching a stream set in daylight
* Vivian feels that her geography knowledge is weak