Ghoulish Quotes

Quotes from Ghoul (Amy), provided by the "Quotable Ghoul Coalition", hereafter referred to as "The Q.G.C."

Disclaimer: The Ghoul will continue to argue they are not quotable as noted by the first quote on the list.

"*Well, their full name is Paradoxical Ghoul. A quotable ghoul claiming to be unquotable is kinda par for the course!"* -Anon

## Quotes

**I continue to argue that I'm not quotable." - Amy, Oct. 2021**

"I am the Crisis." - Amy, 3 June 2021

"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA DO THAT!" - Amy, 3 June 2021

"Ok, so phantom of the opera, but the phantom is a pterodactyl." - Amy, October 2021

"Up there with me yelling at enemies like 'Sir, sir, please. I need to axe you a question!'" - Amy, 30 October 2021

"Snail rabbit. Snabbit, you might say." - Amy, 1 November 2021

"Friends send friends cursed content at 4am. I don’t make the rules." - Amy, 20 November 2021

"Sorry cousin, I don’t have wings. Just these fleshy awkward arms." - Amy, 21 November 2021

"...what... why... why... why do I have ex--wh-why are my stars all blowing up?  Like is this just a thing that happens and I never noticed?" - Amy, 15 December 2021

"Do you not just have, like, a bunch of stars explode on a regular basis?" - Amy, 15 December 2021

"I swear I didn't do anything this time. This was not me. This is just... God!" - Amy, 15 December 2021

"I've been fucked over by physics!" - Amy, 26 December 2021

"Humans are really all just poorly designed Gundams!" - Amy, 31 December 2021

"I'll sleep at some point. Probably." - Amy, 15 January 2022

"That's why I don't trust feet and hands. Too many bones.” - Amy, 16 January 2022

"I have slippery limbs, okay? I don't know how else to explain it." - Amy, 16 January 2022

"Okay, Miscellaneous. It's time to make a grave." - Amy, 28 January 2022

"Doctor! Be a doctor, one of you!" - Amy, 28 January 2022

"How did you not put on pants?! Do you have better pants?!" - Amy, 28 January 2022

"You're just slow. This is why I do everything at 3x speed." - Amy, 28 January 2022

"Or I at least need you to call potatoes to turkeys..." - Amy, 28 January 2022

"What do you mean I've chosen chaos amongst the food? What do you mean?" - Amy, 28 January 2022

"Plan? What does this do? I don't understand. What do I do with this?" - Amy, 28 January 2022

"Can I prioritize planning? No. I have no idea what that is for." - Amy, 28 January 2022

"Eat your fucking food, bitch! Oh my God. You're so *needy*!" - Amy, 28 January 2022

"Keep your eyes out. If you see a... if you see a naked lady, let me know. Because I need to add her to my colony." - Amy, 28 January 2022

"Trade with me. I promise we're not crazy people." - Amy, 28 January 2022

"You're assigned to everything because you're useless." - Amy, 28 January 2022

"'You grade on a curve.' What is the curve? The curve is *me*. There's just *me*. So that means, no matter where you put me, I'm still better than everybody else." - Amy, 28 January 2022

"I still can't believe I got murdered by a naked lady." - Amy, 28 January 2022

"And so far we haven't had to resort to cannibalism, so I think we're doing swell!" - Amy, 28 January 2022

"Ethics! I know what those are!" - Amy, 28 January 2022

"I'm getting evil. This is great." - Amy, 10 February 2022

"Why are you not running away as fast as you can?" - Amy, 10 February 2022

"I don't wanna eat anybody. But I did have ribs earlier and that was great!" - Amy, 10 February 2022

"I love my dog. Why are you playing... *Tetris*?!?!" - Amy, 10 February 2022

"I'd be a great overlord." - Amy, 17 March 2022

"Bones can't be trusted." - Amy, 27 March 2022

"Now I have to go back to school after faking my death." - Amy, 12 April 2022

"Traz..." - Amy, 14 June 2022 *\*after discovering this page\**

"My long lost relative! How wondrous!" - Amy, 22 June 2022

"Go, Team Arson!" - Amy, 16 July 2022

"I feel like I ... shit." - Amy, 6 August 2022

"They look so cute and I just want to kill them all!" - Amy, 6 August 2022

"I'll smack you with my Sword of Justice... or something." - Amy, 6 August 2022

"This is why we can't have nice things. Sometimes the nice thing is a bomb." - Amy, 6 August 2022

"Yeah! That's the look you should get when you get whipped in the ass." - Amy, 6 August 2022

"And they fire their asses at you. And you're like... ow! Rude!" - Amy, 6 August 2022

"My friends are dead. Have you no shame?" - Amy, 6 August 2022

"And we're going to do the thing where we smack these guys with a whip and we'll pretend that... that this is perfectly normal behaviour." - Amy, 6 August 2022

"Part of me hopes that, oh no, I fucked the bellows! I mean, I fucked up the bellows!" - Amy, 18 September 2022

"If it was really evil it would be an unskippable end user license agreement with lots of legal jargon" -Amy, 12 October 2022

"The only miss I want to be is to be MISSED because my AC is too high for the enemy to hit me … which is probably because my enemies are stormtroopers because my DEX is NOT high" -Amy, 20 October 2022

"What do you think achievements would taste like?" - Amy, 21 October 2022

"I was realizing that... for some reason, and it's a shame, that I don't own a sword." - Amy, 21 October 2022

"Like, I feel like I'm someone who *should* own a sword, but I do not. Or at least, like, a battle axe or something." - Amy, 21 October 2022

“How many cups of coffee does it take to regain your will to live?” - Amy, 21 October 2022

"...I hope you suffer!" - Amy, 4 November 2022

"No! No, I'm not gonna just give up! That's what quitters do, and I'm only sometimes a quitter!" - Amy, 17 November 2022

"Just not... when it's stupid and I don't... it doesn't prove anything to anybody. Then I'm stubborn as hell and will never give up!" - Amy, 17 November 2022

"Why is my middle finger just, like, twitching? Is there someone I need to swear at?" - Amy, 17 November 2022

"I think my bones are trying to escape again!" - Amy, 17 November 2022

"A birthday upgrade? What's that-th-th-the *bones*? Are my bones trying to upgrade? Are they trying to flee my flesh prison? That's like a Halloween vibe thing, not a birthday vibe!" - Amy, 17 November 2022

"This is my brain on an average day. I just don't tell people about it most of the time because they would be very confused." - Amy, 17 November 2022

"I'm going to commit at least a single murder. At least one." - Amy, 17 November 2022

"Stab me, motherfucker! I'm ready to embrace death!" - Amy, 17 November 2022

"I don't have a stealthy bone in my body. Which is funny because you can't see most of my bones anyway. They're covered by flesh. So you'd think they'd be better at hiding." - Amy, 17 November 2022

"Come on, dead people. Show me your bones!" - Amy, 17 November 2022

"I NEVER do rude things!" - Amy, 4 December 2022

"My blood is making itself known!" - Amy, 23 December 2022

"Step-Gamer, I'm stuck on this level, uwu." - Amy, 5 January 2023

"Now I know who to call if I get stuck in a dryer." - Amy, 5 January 2023

"I think I just caused psychic damage to myself." - Amy, 5 January 2023

"Why do I say WORDS. EVER." - Amy, 5 January 2023

"Speak now, or forever hold your bees" - Amy, 10 February 2023

"Okay, so... hey... um... I'm trying to commit a murder? Yep, that's, uh, that's what we're doing." - Amy, 26 March 2023

"I'm on a mission. I cannot be distracted by such petty things as needing to sleep and eat." - Amy, 26 March 2023

"Why are you not, like, the most miserable in the world? What have I done?" - Amy, 26 March 2023

"Practice makes perfect? Practice makes me angry. It does not make perfect. It makes rage and fury." - Amy, 26 March 2023

"Magic is fire. Or friendship is arson." - Amy, 15 April 2023

"Every time I yawn a small part of me wishes my jaw could unhinge like a snake to intimidate my enemies." - Amy, 16 April 2023

"I put two and two together and concluded I fucked up." - Amy, 16 April 2023

"I'm just gonna commit some murders." - Amy, 16 April 2023

"Is it murder if they're trying to kill you back?" - Amy, 16 April 2023

"Did you break the gay-trix?" - Amy, 21 April 2023

“What if it wasn't Tomb Raider but Tomb Rater? Like you go to different tombs and rate them. Like a vampire: 'Good sarcophagus, not too much mold. 9/10.' I'd watch that.” - Amy, 6 May 2023

"Now you're a tree! Now you're a plant! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" - Amy, 6 May 2023

"I don't want to die! I'm too young to die! Is this how I live? I was digested by a giant fish. And now I'm being stabbed... forever. So much dead." - Amy, 6 May 2023

"Murder. Murder. Die faster. Die faster. Okay." - Amy, 6 May 2023

"Just murder everything, keep stabbing it, shoot them with more arrows, make a pincushion out of it... you know; same old, same old. You just rinse and repeat. Nothing really changes, you just gotta kill it faster." - Amy, 6 May 2023

"Get orb. Orb. Orb. You know, like, that corn on the orb meme or whatever? But this is like cursed mind fucky energy on the orb. And, ultimately, I think we're worse off for it. I would prefer corn. At least you can eat that. You can't eat insanity." - Amy, 6 May 2023

"I'm sorry, that's... actually... not actually that far off from what I usually am like." - Amy, 6 May 2023

"I take no responsibility for what happens... for what comes out of my mouth, okay?" - Amy, 6 May 2023

"I've lost the plot. Where the fuck are you?" - Amy, 6 May 2023