OoW comics

## Introduction/Issue #1 – A New Kaiju is Here!

July 29, 66,000,052 BC

I had fun typing out plots for Gojira the Chumpcooker and Gojira: Return of the Chumpcooker, so I decided to make one for the series Gojira: Origins of Weirdness. Origins of Weirdness is a prequel series, so some characters aren’t in the series, including Fujina, Miniru, and Mosugaba. Anyway, time to begin.

The story begins with Big G hatching from an egg and being named before revealing his ‘gift’ of pooping on command. He then meets his big brother Spacegodzilla, who is at first resentful toward Big G, as he wanted to be an only child. Big G acts a bit confused by it and the story goes to the next day. He and his family are walking around outside their cave, Big G in a stroller, and they come across Mothra, who just came back from beating Ghidorah to a bloody pulp again. Big G immediately falls in love and Spacegodzilla barely manages not to laugh.

Soon after, Big G is wandering around (with parental supervision!) and meets Anguirus. The boys go off and play and become friends. However, while playing, Big G tries to show off his ability of pooping on command, but when he succeeds, a monstrous pile of poop topples over onto Anguirus, burying him alive. Big G digs him out and they laugh it off, though Anguirus’s parents were NOT happy. Gojira (Big G’s dad) was the one supervising and was going to help with Anguirus, but after Big G took care of the problem, he was very proud of his son and kept saying how Big G would do great things for the world when he was all grown up (and lo and behold, he did).

## Issue #2 - The Weirdo

Big G is having a regular morning, having a quick walk outside after breakfast, when he notices another kid sitting alone in a field nearby. He goes over to say hello when the boy jumps up, zaps himself with a joy buzzer, and introduces himself as Gabara Pervor. Big G steps back, wondering if going over there was a good idea.

Gabara then gets down on all fours and runs in circles around Big G, sniffing him. Big G asks why he’s sniffing him and Gabara says it’s to memorize his scent. Big G tries to walk away, but Gabara keeps following him. Eventually, Big G decides enough is enough and kicks Gabara in the face and runs away before he can get up.

Big G spots Anguirus nearby and rushes over to tell him what happened, but Anguirus just says that he’s heard about a kid slightly younger than them that lives with his mother, and that their family seems a bit off. Anguirus also says he doesn’t really believe the tale because of all the rumors about them summoning demons, which he doesn’t believe in. He also just doesn’t think anyone could be as strange as the Pervor family is said to be.

But then, Anguirus is interrupted by fast footsteps. Gabara runs over on all fours, almost like a cat, and pounces on Anguirus, saying Big G is his friend. Big G sees a broom nearby and shoos Gabara away.

## Issue # - Manda the Water Girl

Big G and Anguirus are hanging out at the pool and Big G gets distracted by a dark brown chipmunk. Meanwhile, Anguirus falls into the pool and, not knowing how to swim, begins to drown. Suddenly, a blue blur dives in and saves him. Big G finally notices and him and Anguirus become friends with the girl, Manda.

## Issue # - Ms. Babysitter

Zilla and Gojira are going on a date, so they try to find a babysitter for Big G and Spacegodzilla. Mothra takes the job with no payment requested. Some things that might happen until the parents return are:

* Big G almost sets the cave on fire
* Big G smacks Spacegodzilla, who had been trying to use his crystals and loses control, almost stabbing Mothra

## Issue # - Big Brother Big G

Big G is shocked and horrified to hear that a wormhole created a new kaiju using Gojira’s DNA, so the new monster is technically Big G’s half-sister and will live with them. Being older siblings, Big G and Spacegodzilla are stuck looking out for her. The boys pretend to hate their new sibling, Biollante, but when one day they see her being laughed at by young Gigan and Destoroyah, they threaten the bullies. Aww, cute sibling moment! They deny it to this day.

## Issue # - Goodbye, Home

At the age of (kaiju years), Big G moves out of his old home into a cave he found in what is now Mariana Trench. That’s basically it, Big G moves out and settles into his new home. He also goes to a bar and brings home some random lady.

## Issue # - A Child?!

4 days after Big G brought home the random lady, she shows up at the Poop Cave and tells him she ended up laying an egg that he fathered, hands it to him, and leaves. 2 months later, the egg hatches and out comes a strange, leathery baby. Big G names him Minilla and Big G attempts to raise him.

## Issue # - Mothra

Big G asks Mothra about her childhood (possibly because of reflecting on raising Minilla), which leads to a series of memories, like:

* The previous God of Nature, Urmegles, trains her harshly, causing her to throw up blood and when she asks for a break, she gets berated (age 3 (human years))
* She asks for food after 5 weeks of not eating and gets slapped and called pathetic (age 4 (kaiju years))
* Young Athori, Kaminakuza, and Aquinirus bully her (age 6 (kaiju years))
* Battra argues with her about how it’s not fair she’s a Goddess and he isn’t (age 13 (kaiju years))

* Mothra creates Fairy and the Shobijin to have friends (age 14 (kaiju years))
* Refuses to hurt Kaminakuza, gets dragged by the hair and locked in a miniscule room (age 16 (kaiju years))
* Allowed a physical form (age 18 (kaiju years))

After these, Mothra says it was fine.