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Among Us

Don't be a sussy-bakka!

Much like Mark's desire to include Jeff in some multiplayer shenanigans, he decided to drag Key into the fray with him. The original run of the series ran for 4 episodes, but in recent months, Key and Mark have convinced Jeff to join the party, with episodes of their escapades coming out in early July.

## Episodes

### Season 1 (9/25/2021-10/7/2021)

1. Sussy-bakka!!
2. Forgive Me, I Did What I Must
3. It Was Me!!
4. Pizza Time!!
5. The 2021 Complete Edition

### Season 2: A Jeff Amogus (7/3/2022-Present)

1. There's a Jeff Among Us
2. Words That Are Not Allowed on Twitch
3. The False Accusation of SwaggerCow
4. Ganging Up on Kurt Cobain

## Trivia

* The original four episodes were recorded before the fancy updates were made to Among Us, what with the Shapeshifters and all, but the recent episodes with Jeff were all recorded after the update.
* After Jeff joined the series, the amount of fuckery that is had goes up exponentially.
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night

We came, we saw, we decided to move on.

Jeff recommended that Mark buy this game for its "multiplayer" capabilites, but they very quicky found out that was not the way it worked. Instead, Mark ended up doing a test-run of the game while Jeff and Key tiredly chatted about nonsense. Instead of treating this like a proper playthrough, it ended up being more of just a chill session while they demoed the game.

## Episode

* Bewbs and monsters in Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night!!

## Trivia

* This gameplay was recorded after a session of Friday the 13th with Mark and Jeff. Originally, the plan was just to hang out and try the game, but then Key showed up and it became a proper episode.
Castle Crashers

Two players are finally here!!

Castle Crashers holds the honor of being the first multiplayer game that was played on *Playtime with the Sleepy Boys*. Mark and Jeff tag-teamed the series, and in Episode 6, Brandon and Jet Jaguar joined the series to provide commentary for the rest of the game.

## Episodes

1. The Fourth try is the Charm!!
2. Mark's Super Cool New Place to Live!!
3. Mark's Ex-Mormon Friends
4. WHOEVER MADE THIS EPISODE SHOULD DIE!!
5. The Two Stooges
6. Smoke Some Nic'
7. And Succ Some Dicc
8. I'm Delicate
9. Shin Splints
10. The End
11. The Complete Edition

## Trivia

* In addition to being the first multi-player game on the channel, this is also the first time that Mark has completed an ongoing series that Mark has finished with Jeff.
* Despite his avatar's color being green, Jeff opted to use the blue knight for his ice abilities, rather than using the green knight. Mark stuck with his iconic orange, because fire is fucking awesome.
Stubbs the Zombie

We rebel without a pulse.

When Chris decides to come back to gaming with the Sleepy Boys, he chose to play Stubbs the Zombie. While Mark has never played this game, personally, he was eager to give it a shot.

## Episodes

1. Where There's a Whip!
2. Mark is Clothes Minded
3. The Rule of Thumb
4. Chocolate Axe
5. The Herp Locker
6. A Farewell to Arms

## Trivia

* This was the first game that Jasmine joined for an extended period of time.
* This was the first new ongoing game of 2022.
* Stubbs the Zombie and Destroy All Humans were started within a day of each other, and have some similarities:
	+ Both take place in the mid 1900s.
	+ Both involve an unnatural protagonist that kills humans to harvest their brains.
	+ Both have government entities hunting down the protagonist.
Shrine

Like Doom, but more hellish?

To kick off the Spooky Season 2021, Mark & Jeff started playing a pretty enjoyable Doom-like game, Shrine. Mark was making pretty good progress, right up until the giant cooter angel showed up. Then it all went to shit.

## Episodes

1. A Really Great Doom Clone
2. Things Are Getting Harder
3. The Spicy Episode
4. Interrupting Mass
5. Running Confidently Past Enemies
6. Flying Angel Cooter
7. The Complete Edition

## Trivia

* Despite being an avid gamer, Mark has never played any Doom games in his life. This experience was the closest thing to Doom that he has ever had.
* Conversely, Jeff loves Doom.
Frog Fractions

The most funnest way to way to learn fractions!

Mark has a knack for finding really great/stupid games on Steam and online, and he usually pulls them out without any warning to the other Boys. Frog Fractions is one such game. Jeff and Key thought it was a really stupid game until it got to be super fucking awesome!!

## Trivia

* While Frog Fractions itself is a free game, the developers released a DLC add-on that not only includes a bitchin' hat, but also a large expansion to the story-line as well.
* The Boys have agreed that they will play the DLC, but on the condition that Brandon has to participate in that version.
Cult of Minos

The cult worships Asterion, the living bull god of Minos. Warlike traditions encourage comradery and the prosperity of the state. The priesthood is feared throughout Sanctuary on account of their raiding and martial prowess.

Followers of Minos must stand by these tenets:

## Tenets

### 1

Always be prepared for battle and in good form.

### 3

Treat weakness and failure as your enemies.
Cthulhu Saves Christmas

Maybe we don't want to be the bad guys anymore...

The main event for the Holiday Season 2021, the big kahuna, the final frontier! Mark purchased the game specifically to crush it with the Boys, and it was absolutley epic!

## Episodes

1. The Boys Do Silly Voices
2. Chris Makes a Fool Out of Himself at a Party
3. Jeff Goes Back to School
4. Ringo's F\*cking Epic Artwork
5. The Beatles are Assholes
6. Mark's Klepto Streak
7. Key's Severe Alcoholism
8. Back to Key's Drinking Problem
9. Cthulhu Kills Christmas
10. Complete Edition

## Trivia

* Much like Spyro the Dragon, this game was split into more than one recording session, so the participants changed between the sessions.
	+ Mark, Brandon and Jeff were present for all 9 episodes.
	+ Chris was present for episodes 1-6.
	+ Key was present for episode 7-9.
* This was the final game played for the Holiday Season 2021.
Deepest Sword

This dragon is horny for our swords.

Deepest Sword was a Steam game that Mark and Jeff visited before Spooky Season 2021. This was the second game to be revisited on the series, after All Bad Cards, but unlike All Bad Cards, Deepest Sword rotated through multiple different players each time.

## Episodes

1. Deepest Sword!!
2. Return to the Caves!!
3. The Fuckening!!

## Trivia

* Mark completed Deepest Sword all three times that the Boys visited the game, with a different group each time.
	+ Deepest Sword!! was recorded with Jeff.
	+ Return to the Caves!! was recorded with Key.
	+ The Fuckening!! was recorded with Brandon, but Key was also along for a second trip, specifically because Key is a degenerate that likes fucking dragons.
Bart's Nightmare

Mark hates the Simpsons for this.

In the early months of 2021, Mark started pushing himself to really try out new games, and with Jeff's prodding, Mark decided to give Bart's Nightmare a shot. Much like Mark's schooling, there was a lot of failure, and after torturing himself for a few game overs, Mark pulled the plug on the game.

## Trivia

* While the game itself is aesthetically pleasing, the mini-games within the homework pages are absolutely infuriating, and Mark found the game to be nearly impossible to play.
* Both Jeff and Brandon agree that Mark should have to suffer through this game again.
Backroom Buff Doge Horror

Mark's first foray into real survival horror.

Mark loves going onto Itch.io to find ridiculous games to play, and Key is usually his go-to guy for the really fucking weird ones. Naturally this made the list, and luckily for everyone, Jeff and Brandon ended up joining the game midway through.

## Trivia

* This episode was recorded on the same night as the Sleepy Boys' 2 year anniversary episode, while waiting for everyone to join the show.
* As Mark mentions, he is unfamiliar with survival horror games, and it shows in his reactions.
* Mark is not opposed to revisiting this game, but it remains unconfirmed whether they will revisit it or not.
Banjo-Kazooie

The "dawn" of the Sleepy Boys.

Back before Mark moved from Austin, TX to Salt Lake City, UT, he and Brandon played through Banjo-Kazooie as a way to hang out one last time before the big move. While this series was originally recorded for Mark's personal channel (akaRakxm), he revisited the original footage and edited for the Sleepy Boys channel, as it was a better fit for them. This game was played on the Xbox One from the Rare Replay collection.

## Episodes

1. A Long Long Time Ago...
2. The Spiral Mountain Slut
3. Mrs. Piggy's Bacon Grease
4. Did We Finish Clanker's Cavern?
5. Getting Sexual with Reptiles
6. Oh No! Not My Butt!!
7. We Are Done with Gobi!!
8. A Lazy Bear Father
9. Mark's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
10. It's Gon' get Religious
11. A Horny Werewolf's Toe Beans
12. Krispy Kreme's New Creme Filled Donuts
13. Mark Hates Click Clock Woods!
14. Marry, Freak, Kill
15. Backtracking a Whole Bunch

## Trivia

* Unlike most of the Sleepy Boys content, which is recorded and released within a couple of weeks of each other, Banjo-Kazooie was recorded back in late 2019, and get released as Mark edits and removes unnecessary or unusable footage.
* The quality of audio for Mark and Brandon is quite different from the usual recordings, but that was due to them using the Xbox One's Kinect to record their voices, rather than the microphones they late used.
* In addition to Mark and Brandon, this series also features Mark's sister and former pet dog, Harley, at several times throughout the playthrough.
Akinator

Just like really shitty 20 questions.

Akinator was the first webgame played on *Playtime with the Sleepy Boys*. Mark stumbled across the game while being a degenerate online and decided to share it with the rest of the group. The game began with Mark, Jeff and Jet Jaguar plugging in weird names for the genie to guess, and then Brandon rolled in at the end of the show to help round the game off.

## Trivia

* While this was a fun little game to play while killing time before recording Spyro the Dragon, Jeff has adamantly said that this should not be revisited in the future.
* This is the only One-Shot to date to feature Jet Jaguar in any capacity.
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator

We're gonna fuck the Colonel!

It's no secret that Mark loves throwing curveballs at the Boys when it comes to video games. When Valentines Day rolled around again, Mark decided to try a dating simulator that involves everyone's favorite Colonel. It got weird pretty fast.

## Episodes

1. We're Gonna Fuck the Colonel
2. We Keep on Dying!

## Trivia

* While playing this game, the Boys managed to get several of the possible endings:
	+ Swim toward the light
	+ Stay in bed forever
	+ Failed Sprinkles' quiz
* Jeff actually tried to get Mark to swim toward the light a second time around, but Mark is not so foolish as to fall for his tricks.
* The Boys never really agreed to quit, they just stopped playing after fighting the potato monster in the quad.
Hook

Such a good movie! Such a bad game!

Because of how much Mark loves the Hook movie, he decided to try the Genesis game. As can be expected of a man of Mark's age, he could not perform to satisfaction. Brandon and Jeff spent most of the episode tearing Mark apart for his terrible gaming skills.

## Trivia

* While Jeff and Brandon have already voiced their opposition to revisiting the series as a group, they have given Mark their blessing for him to play the game on his own to completion.
* In addition to the Genesis version of this game, Mark also possesses the Sega CD version in his collection.
* This was the first, and to date, ONLY Genesis game to be played on the channel.
All Bad Cards

Basically Cards Against Humanity

All Bad Cards was the first series that had more than 2 players participating at the same time. The playstyle is similar to that of Cards Against Humanity, but the game is played online, rather than with physical cards.

## Episodes

### Season 1 (9/11/2021-10/6/2021)

1. A Tiny Guy with a Wonderful Taint
2. I'm the Queen
3. Read it With a French Accent
4. Naturally Flaccid Teeth
5. Jetlexia
6. The Winner is Crowned
7. The Complete Edition

### Season 2: The Rematch (11/27/2021-12/12/2021)

1. A Surplexy Large Anus
2. All Dogs Die Alone and in Pain
3. Fasten Your Seatbelts and Prepare for the Whales
4. You Say Tomato
5. Whatever You Wish Mother
6. The Complete Edition

## Trivia

* This is the first ongoing series to be played off the internet.
* While there has been nothing created to date, all parties involved have agreed that this game should be played again, with more people playing.
Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and the Terribly Cursed Emerald

A game so nice, we played it twice!

As usual, Mark found a particularly odd little freebie on Steam and decided to expose the rest of the Boys to the game. While there was no interraction with Dr. Langeskov, a tiger or an emerald, the game was a fun little adventure that was enjoyed by all. Especially with the tape player.

## Episodes

1. The Dry Run
2. WE FOUND A TAPE RECORDER!!

## Trivia

* This game was originally intended to be a one-shot, but after realizing that there was a tape recorder that played humorous audio, it was agreed that it was absolutely necessary to replay the game to get that sweet sweet Justin Roiland action.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Fighting Edition

The better Power Rangers game!

The first game that Mark and Jeff played while Mark was crashing on Jeff's couch in August of 2021. Initially, the pair faced off against each other, with Mark easily taking down Jeff's defenses. After giving Jeff a sound thrashing, Mark ran through the campaign mode.

## Episode

* Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Fighting Edition!!

## Trivia

* When Mark and Jeff started playing Mighty Morphin Power Rangers on the channel, Mark got it confused for this game, calling it one of his favorite games ever. In reality, the Fighting Edition was the game from Mark's childhood that he loved so much.
The Last Worker

***The Last Worker*** is an interactive narrative adventure set in a future far too close for comfort, available in both regular and VR modes.

## Steam summary

The Last Worker is an immersive narrative adventure centered around a lone worker’s last stand in an increasingly automated world, with a unique blend of work simulation and stealth strategic gameplay.

The game is set in a lonely, oppressive but strangely beautiful environment, with characters designed by comics legend Mick McMahon.

Kurt works for the world’s largest retailer and is forced to choose between capitalism or activism. Having dedicated his life to work, Kurt’s loyalty is put to the test when a group of activists ask him to dismantle Jüngle from the inside.

Aboard his corporate issued flying JünglePod and armed with his multi-purpose JüngleGun, Kurt dispatches countless products from a fulfilment centre the size of the sunken city of Manhattan.

Kurt (voiced by Ólafur Darri Ólafsson) has dedicated his life to Jüngle, with only his co-bot, Skew (Jason Isaacs) to keep him company. But when S.P.E.A.R., a group of activists, asks Kurt to help dismantle Jüngle from the inside, Kurt is forced to discover his employer’s dark underbelly.

*The Last Worker* delivers an emotional, thought provoking and inspiring story with rich characters performed by an all-star cast starring, Jason Isaacs, Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, Clare-Hope Ashitey, David Hewlett, Zelda Williams and Tommie Earl Jenkins.
Super Mario Bros

Should not be this hard.

Mark was so excited to play this game. He was convinced that he could do this. What a fucking idiot. This game was played on the Super Mario All-Stars SNES cartridge, not the original NES version.

## Episodes

1. A New Game!!
2. The 'ario Brothers
3. To Be Truth With You
4. Drawn Together
5. Retracing Our Steps
6. Increasing Frustrations
7. The Complete Editions

## Trivia

* There was actually more episodes that were recorded for this series, but Mark and Jeff agreed that the footage was utterly repetative and unusable. It has since been lost to time.
* The Boys have discussed and agreed that they should revisit this game, but at a point when they are together, so it's not all on Mark to complete the game.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II

The Ballad of Bii Li Ro JôGan

To celebrate May the 4th, Mark got Brandon and Jeff together to play this classic RPG in the hopes of making something awesome. Instead, they created a Jedi that fails to achieve even the smallest tasks. Thank goodness Jedi Guardian Bii Li Ro Jôgan didn't live very long. He was a menace.

## Trivia

* This was the first real RPG that was attempted on the channel, but Mark being the Mark that he is wasn't quite sure how to progress, so he ended up dying. Like quite a bit.
* This was the first time on the channel that the Boys got to build custom characters for the game they were playing, and by far, Bii Li Ro Jôgan is the silliest of the names they've used.
* While Jeff and Brandon are not willing to revisit this series, Mark is probably going to kidnap Key and force him to play the game with him.
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep

It's like Kingdom Hearts, but three times.

Mark and Brandon were stoked to kick off the Kingdom Hearts franchise, but this ended up being a rocky start to the series. While Mark and Brandon are the primary players for the game, Chris made appearances during the first 10 episodes to bring a little chaos to the commentary. This playthrough is being done on the Kingdom Hearts HD Collection for the Xbox One.

## Episodes

1. Birf by Fleep
2. Bitchy Darth Vader
3. It'll All Make Sense...
4. Mark's a Ball Man
5. Mom Has Lupus
6. You Ready for a Boss Fight?
7. You Have Skim Don't Ya?
8. That's Not Christopher Lee
9. CHRIS!!!
10. Brandon's a Pasty Bitch
11. Brandon's Concussed
12. Desperate Dating

## Trivia

* While Chris made his first appearance on Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys a month prior, this is Chris's first appearance on Playtime with the Sleepy Boys.
* During the 9th episode of this series, Chris nearly set Brandon's carpet on fire (not in the fun way tho...).
* While Mark and Brandon fully intend to complete this game and continue with the Kingdom Hearts series, scheduling constraints have prevented them from playing the game since November of 2021.
Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages

It was so much fun! Until it wasn't.

Because Jeff was also a sad, not married boy, like Mark, they had plenty more time than the other Boys to play games together. So they *tried* to get through Oracle of Ages, but Mark is so bad at video games that they quit.

## Episodes

1. The Birth of MRYF
2. The Shovel of Time!
3. Mark Wants to Get Inside a Tree
4. MRYF Gets Ungodly
5. A Confusing Heyyo!
6. Hide n Seek
7. Amber Heard
8. Minecraft
9. Mogwai in the Wing Dungeon
10. Mark is Really Bad at Jumping
11. Cooking with the Sleepy Boys
12. Possibly the End?
13. The Complete Edition

## Trivia

* Interestingly enough, Oracle of Ages and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers had several similarities:
	+ They were the first two games played by Mark and Jeff.
	+ Both games were given up on.
	+ Both games were quit after Mark failed at progressing.
* This was the first and (to date) ONLY playthrough done on the Gameboy Color system.
Batman: Arkham Asylum

Mark is breaking into jail to do naughty things.

To commemorate the release of Edward Cullen's new The Batman movie The Batman, the Boys decided to play a The Batman game. Initially, the plan was to play The Batman game The Batman: Telltale Series, but due to some issues with how that game functioned, it was impossible to start from the beginning, so instead, The Batman watched The Catwoman fall from a building over and over again. Instead they played The Batman: Arkham Asylum.

## Episodes

### Main Series

1. Happy The Batman Day!
2. A Better Doomsday
3. Lookin for Trouble
4. It's Not Cool
5. Jeff's Suuuuper Helpful Tips
6. Some People Don't Deserve Computers
7. Spooky Scary Scarecrow
8. Who's Afwaid of the Big Bad Bane?

### Bonus Episode

* Where the Fuck is Jeff?! (recorded before the first episode, but released before the second episode)

## Trivia

* The Boys plan on continuing this game in the future, but Brandon insists that they cannot do so unless Chris is on for the recording session.
* This game is one of the definitive examples of how bad Mark is at most video games. Despite having two people that know how to complete missions, Mark goes off on his own little adventures, which usually end up with him being unalived.
Sleepy Boys Wiki

**Welcome to the Sleepy Boys Wiki!**
The Sleepy Boys started out with their podcast *Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys*, and has since made their way over to YouTube to play video games poorly on their channel *The Sleepy Boys.*

*Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys* was started on 6/15/2020 by Mark and Brandon, with the intention of being a geeky podcast driven by humor. That quickly derailed and it now is mostly bad jokes and terrible hypothetical questions.

**PLEASE EXCUSE US WHILE WE BUILD THIS WIKI. It's literally just one person taking care of it all and he is really trying hard, but he is also a royal screw-up, so he's slow.**

## The Boys

PlaceholderMarkPlaceholderBrandonPlaceholderJeffPlaceholderKeyPlaceholderChris
## The Series

Sunrise with the Sleepy BoysPlaytime with the Sleepy Boys

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Pokemon Legends: Arceus

When Pokémon Legends: Arceus was announced, the Boys were practically frothing to play it. With the release, Mark eagerly threw the Boys into a journey of discover and exploration with their character, Mai Phatkawk.

## Episodes

1. The Journey of Mai Phatkawk
2. We Don't Name Our Pokemon
3. I'm My Own Grandma
4. You Can Get Hat
5. Scary Alpha Rapidash
6. Key Wants to Fuck a Buizel
7. I'm Going to Fuck All the Pokemons

## Trivia

* This game was put on the bench (haha funny Pokemon TCG joke) because the Boys felt it was going to just be more of the same shit (i.e. Mark catching far too many Pokemon), without providing any new content.
* Mark plans to revisit this game on his own at a later time for the channel, but that remains to be seen as of yet.
* This game was the first in a couple of regards:
	+ This was the first Pokemon game played on the channel.
	+ This was the first Switch game on the channel.
Emma

* Alive
* Dead

**Emma** is a SPEAR character in *The Last Worker*.

## Background

Emma is one of the founders of SPEAR (though it seems not the author of the incredibly unwieldy organization name), who was originally an officer of Jüngle Security. When she started asking too many questions, she was removed from her post and kicked all the way down to unskilled labor - an "Explorer" working the racks of Jüngle's warehouses.

As a SPEAR member, she tried to infiltrate JFC-1 and uncover the truth behind Ground Zero. She managed to penetrate the deepest levels of the facility, close to the center. However, SPEAR lost contact with her and the longer she remains incommunicado, the greater the risk of the revolution failing - and capitalism consuming the last vestiges of the planet.

## Storyline

> I really hope you get this. I hope you see this. I made it down, down to the belly of the beast. It's... it's worse than I thought. Far far worse. They're stocking death, death and destruction in family packs. Buy two world wars, get the third one free. If all the technicolor junk above doesn't finish us off first, țhey'll make damn sure that the stuff down here will. This is end-stage capitalism. Iťs the end of the road. I've seen hell. We are in hell. We must stop Jüngle. We must fight fire with fire. Something s coming! I hope you get this. I hope you see this--
>
>

While seemingly not a big part of the storyline, Emma is actually the spiritus movens of the entire process. HoverBird arrives at the facility to find out what happened to her, and eventually it turns out that Skew himself was created by Emma, a very capable hacker, by jailbreaking a typical co-bot and giving it custom firmware.

She is found at the Ground Zero, dead and decomposed. Her death provides the Hacking Tool, however, and her laptop provides the information necessary to complete Emma's original mission: Literally nuking the foundations of JFC-1. Emma used her knowledge of the company operations to set up a network of hideouts and control points, which would become essential to guiding the nuclear-armed Skew (yes, literally) down to the facility's generator.
Mega Man Christmas Carol

A very merry Christmas for robits.

To kick off the Holiday Season 2021, Mark and Key played another Newgrounds game, which adapts Charles Dickens' classic *A Christmas Carol*, with Mega Man characters. Surprisingly, it was hella fun, despite the final boss being a bit of a dick.

## Trivia

* This game provided a lot of firsts for Playtime with the Sleepy Boys:
	+ This was the first Christmas game that was ever played on the channel.
	+ This was the first (and currently only) Mega Man game played on the channel.
	+ This was the first game that Mark and Key started that had another member join later into the episode.
Jüngle Gun

The **Jüngle Gun** is the basic tool in *The Last Worker*.

## Overview

A little wonder of science and physics, the Jüngle Gun allows you to pick up packages and other objects (eg. the B-Kon), reel them in, manipulate, and launch them. It's the fundamental part of regular Jüngle operations in dispatch and an integral part of Kurt's fight for liberation.

## How to use

* The Gun is drawn with the **1** key. Note that it will remain drawn until holstered, specifically, and it's easy to lose a package if you forget about it.
* Fire the ray with **LMB**, then use the **mousewheel** to reel the product in. Once close, you can manipulate the object with **Z** and **X** keys, rotating it around its axis - essential to check it for damage.
* Once released near the JünglePod's tray, the item will automatically snap to its position. They can be then removed with the gun as normal.
* Now, the second part: Launching. Once an item is held by the gun, hold **RMB** to charge the Jüngle Gun. Then click to send the item flying! Note that to maximize performance in Dispatch, you need to fire packages from max range. Thankfully, the physics are relatively simple and the drop on the packages is very low, so you should get the handle of it pretty fast.
* Note that the Gun can also manipulate grates to get through the less well-kept parts of the facility.
List of Sleepy Boys Media by Release Date

## 2020

### June 2020

* 6/15/2020 - Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys Episode 1: Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys
* 6/22/2020 - Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys Episode 2: Things Humans Have Had Sex With

### July 2020

* 7/1/2020 - Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys Episode 3: The Shit Show That is 2020
* 7/6/2020 - Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys Minisode 1: Plandemic
* 7/7/2020 - Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys Minisode 2: Kanye 4 Prez
* 7/9/2020 - Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys Minisode 3: Those We've Lost in 2020
* 7/13/2020 - Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys Episode 4: Black Lives Matter
* 7/15/2020 - Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys Minisode 4: Spongebob Porn
* 7/20/2020 - Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys Episode 5: We Want the Marvel vs DC 2.0
* 7/27/2020 - Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys Episode 6: Mark Probably Won't Do a Murder
The Ways to Prayer

by Lybidon of Phaeros

Proper prayer is conducted while standing, with hands up to the sky while giving praise to Kronos and the other heavenly gods. Whenever Hades is to be worshipped, or other deities of the underworld, we kneel down, powerfully hitting the earth in order to be heard.

In our prayers, we ask for help and support from the gods, reminding them of all the good deeds we have done for them. Then we offer goods such as wine, oil, milk, sweets, or nuts; and sacrifice the fat and bones of animals such as rams, ewes, cows, bulls, and goats, depending on the preferences of each god.

Would a god find out that a human did not praise him as they should, the punishment is heavy and oftentimes eternal, like in the case of Meropis, who was transformed by Themis, the goddess of wisdom, into an owl because of her impudence.

Offers and sacrifices are also to be made for the dead, to honor them and have their protection. And so, too, for the various daimons of Sanctuary, who influence our lives in ever so many ways. Yet what are the offerings each god favors the most?

Kronos favors harvest yields and the bounties of the earth, while Hades must be offered food fit for a king. Themis takes well to weapons and armor; so does warlike Phobos. Bull sacrifice is tradition for the priests of Minos; and fair Apollo appreciates wealth.

Amphitrite desires to receive back the gifts of the sea, while Dyonisus covets wine and soul gems. Hecate accepts that of a magickal nature; and all gods prefer any sacrifice over none at all.
Black Doves of Dodona

by Soklon of Nemea

Dodona is an oracle whose fame lies only second to that of Delphi. It offers ample pasture land where dwell men who have many sheep and oxen, and they are in number past telling, tribes of mortal men. And there upon its border is built a city, Dodona; and now-imprisoned Zeus loved it and appointed it to be his oracle, revered by men. And the doves lived in the hollow of an oak. From them men of earth carry away all kinds of prophecy - whosoever fares to that spot and questions the deathless god, and comes bringing gifts with good omens.

This I heard from the priests of Ephesus, and what follows is also said by the prophetesses of Dodona. They say that two black doves from Kemet flew to Boaea; one stopped in Karnos, while the other reached the land of the Helots. And this latter settled upon an oak-tree and spoke with human voice, saying it was necessary that a prophetic seat of Themis should be established in that place; and they supposed that that was of the gods which was announced to them, and made one accordingly: and the dove which went away to the Qarnait, they say, bade them to make an oracle of Ba'al.

The story, I believe, is a play upon two Helot women sold into slavery to those of Kontos. One was sold to a merchant of Karnos while the other to a layman of Dodona. It is said that both of those women worshiped Themis; and so the goddess blessed them with precognition in her name and bade them turn into doves who still yet lay upon the boughs of the great oak. As to the dove that made it to Karnos and spoke of such, I can only ascertain it ties in some way to Zeus, who lies dormant in Tartaros; he is said to have been worship in a similar manner.↵Rumor says that, sometimes, the doves speak not with the voice of Themis, but that of the forgotten storm god
Aristaeus the Mortal

by Diodoros of Agira

Aristaeus was the son of Apollon and Cyrene, the daughter of Hypseus the son of Peneus, and the manner of his birth is given by certain writers of myths as follows: Apollon became enamoured of a maiden by the name of Cyrene, who was reared in the neighbourhood of Mount Pelion and was of surpassing beauty, and he carried her off from there to that part of the land of Karnos where in later times he founded a town and named it, after her, Kyrene.

Now Apollon begat by Kyrene in that land a son Aristaeus, and gave him while yet a babe into the hands of the nymphs to nurture, and the latter bestowed upon him three different names, calling him, that is, Nomios (the Shepherd), Aristaios, and Argeus (the Hunter). He learned from the nymphs how to curdle milk, to make bee-hives, and to cultivate olive trees, and was the first to instruct men in these matters.

After this, they say, Aristaios went to Kalydon where he married one of the daughters of Cadmus, Autonoe, to whom was born Actaeon, who, as the myths relate, was torn to pieces by his own dogs.

As for Aristaios, after the death of Aktaion, we are told, he went to the oracle of his father, Apollon, who prophesied to him that he was to change his home to the island of Ceos and told him likewise of the honours which would be his once there. To this island he sailed, but since a plague prevailed throughout Sanctuary the sacrifice he offered there was on behalf of all the Helots. And since the sacrifice was made at the time of the rising of the star Sirios, which is the period when the Etesian Winds customarily blow, the pestilential diseases, we are told, came to an end.

Now the man who ponders upon this event may reasonably marvel at the strange turn which fortune took; for the same man who saw his son done to death by the dogs likewise put an end to the influence of the star which, of all the stars of heaven, bears the same name - Sirios the Dog-Star - and is thought to bring destruction upon mankind, and by so doing was responsible for saving the lives of the rest.

We are further informed that, as the myths relate, he visited Dionysos in Paeonia and was initiated into his secret rites, and during his stay in the company of the god he learned from him much useful knowledge. And after dwelling some time in the neighbourhood of Mount Haimos he never was seen again of men, and became the recipient of immortal honours not only among the barbarians of that region but among the Helots as well.

Rumor has it that Aristaeus died somewhere around the village of Nemea.
Kill the Ice Age Baby

Bernie Sanders told us to.

Mark came across this game while perusing Newgrounds, and loved it so much that he decided to torture Key with the idiotic and ridiculous nature of this game. Key was not disappointed.

## Trivia

* This is the first one-shot that Mark played *exclusively* with Key. While they previously played several one-shots together, the other episodes were either with a third member, or as a continuation of a series that had already been done before (i.e. Deepest Sword).
* In addition to this one-shot, Bernie Sanders has made appearances in Super Bernie World and A Pair of Hard Workin' Nipples.
The High Roads of Argos

by Labius of Tulos

To know of Argos is to understand the mountains, hills, and waterways of the land. Wine is predominantly produced across the state and can be found cheaply and in great numbers. It is for that reason that many Argive merchants have earned their coin through shrewd grapecraft.

Silk is also well paid for: the true Argive is a thorough conoissuer of that which is fine. As we say, "Life is fleeting, and luxury is cheap."

### **Niresus**

A sizeable village in the region of Caledon. Was originally founded by a marauding centaur called Niresus who was killed by a warrior called Korinos. The local shrine to Amphitrite has consecrated the nearby land and helped establish a measure of civilization.

**Produces:** Herbs, Meat, Tallow, Wool

**Needs:** Chalk, Cutlery, Incense, Furniture

### **Boaea**

A small hamlet by the Azure Coast. Rumored to be the birthplace of the famous Kastor. Has a couple of flax fields and a local quarry.

**Produces:** Vegetables, Linen, Cut Stone

**Needs:** Soap, Pottery, Olive Oil

### **Tulos**

A tiny hamlet south of Niresus. Is located at the bottom of the Stithos Hills. Most villagers are lumberjacks and hunters.

**Produces:** Tools, Lumber, Furniture
**Needs:** Bread, Salt, Marble
Spyro the Dragon

Mark's favorite game of ever!!

Mark was super jazzed to play this game and he delivered like a motherfucker. The other Boys rotated around with who appeared and who did not. Mark, Brandon and Jeff appeared in all 23 episodes, Key appeared in episodes 1-7 and Jet Jaguar appeared in episodes 16-23. This playthrough was done on the Spyro Reignited Trilogy for the Xbox One.

## Episodes

1. And Then There Were Four
2. The Dead Blue Asshole
3. The Vodka Episode
4. The Danger Zone
5. Delicious Grilled Cheeses
6. That French Fuck
7. Ginger Snaps and the Faculty
8. And Then There Were Three...
9. Some Big F\*kin' Spiders
10. Wedding at a Mansion
11. The Tiger King
12. The Trang Episode
13. The Trang Episode Part 2
14. Mark Accidentally Knew...
15. Mark is a Sociopath
16. Jet Makes His Return (and changes his name)
17. Mark Makes Too Much Money
18. Mark's Family is Kinda Messed Up
19. We're Gonna Dox Brandon
20. Mark is Obsessed with Brandon
21. Disney Gets Its Act Together
22. Mark and Jeffy Make a Movie
23. Gnasty's Lootcrate
24. The Complete Edition

## Trivia

* This is the first game that has been played to have more than 3 of The Sleepy Boys to appear at the same time.
* This is the second game to be completed to 100% (or higher in this case).
* Mark has stated that this game is one of his three favorite games of all time, with the other two being Jak II and Super Mario World.
* This was the first playthrough done on the Xbox One system.
* This game currently holds the record for the longest non-Podcastsode game series on the channel.
Theseus and the Minotaur

by Ploutarchos of Apollo

In a time long past there was a king called Minos. His son, Androgeos, had been “treacherously killed” while he was in the mythical city of Athens. The king immediately sought revenge from the Athenians and as retribution he had them send as tribute several youths every seven or nine years to be devoured by the Minotaur, a terrifying monster that was half-man and half-bull.

The young Athenians were thrown into a dark maze, full of arcades and dead ends, wandering aimlessly, until the Minotaur would find them. Theseus, the son of Aegeus, the king of Athens, could not endure this humiliation, and instead demanded to be among the seven young men that were to be sent for the third time to the labyrinth. So, he arrived in Crete and met Minos' daughter, Ariadne, with whom he fell in love.

Ariadne then gave Theseus a lame spinner - henceforth known as Ariadne's Thread - and advised him to tie its end to the entrance of the labyrinth and unwrap it so that he could find the exit after killing Minotaur. Theseus entered the dark arcades holding the mite and managed to kill the Minotaur by cutting off his head, thus ending Minos' blood rage.

Then he managed to return to the exit, following Ariadne’s thread. Theseus took Ariadne with him on his boat and began the journey to Athens. However, they made a stop on the island of Naxos, where they celebrated their love. While on the island, the god Dionysus appeared in Theseus' dream and told him that he had to leave the island without Ariadne since she was meant to stay there and become the god's wife.

Ariadne stayed in Naxos and married Dionysus, while Theseus returned to Athens. The two lovers never met again.

It is now known that the successors of these ancient Athenians (as are the Corinthians) are none other than the people of Argos. As for the Minotaur, there are many such creatures wandering Sanctuary, but it is none other than ruling Minos himself, ruling from the island of Knossos, that can claim the mantle of legend.

If that would be true, then I have learned that the true name of the Minoan divine would be Asterion, for Minos was none other than his father.
Cult of Apollo

The cult - one of Sanctuary's many factions - shows great appreciation to the beauty of life by paying homage to the god of sun and song. The priesthood is revered across the realm on account of their musical skill and magickal benevolence.

Followers of Apollo must stand by these tenets:

 Spread joy and music throughout the world.

Members of this faction have access to the following skill trainers:

 **Novice** | Commerce
Каллисто Хироирёдо

**Друзья:**

* Раймунда Гуерра

**Враги:**

* ???

**Каллисто Хироирёдо** — законная наследница территории Хироирёдо, государства Тоймори и будущая королева территории Хироирёдо.

## Внешность

У Каллисто светлые волосы, обычно заплетённые в пучок. Глаза голубого цвета. Обычно носит классическое тойморское платье светло-зелёного цвета.

## Личность и Характер

Каллисто является доброй девушкой, которая хочет лучше для себя, семьи, друзей и Хироирёдо.
Hephaestus and Olympus

by Stethos of Imbis

Hephaestus had been cast from heaven by his mother Hera at birth, for she was ashamed at bearing a crippled son. He was rescued by Thetis and Eurynome and raised in a cave on the shores of great Okeanos where he became a skilled smith. Angry at his mother's treatment, Hephaestus sent various gifts to Olympus including a golden throne for Hera. When the goddess sat upon this cursed throne she was bound fast.

Zeus sought the assistance of the gods in the freeing his queen and offered the goddess Aphrodite in marriage to the god who could bring Hephaestus to Olympus. Aphrodite agreed to the arrangement in the belief that her beloved Ares would prevail.

Ares stormed the forge of Hephaestus, bearing arms, but was driven back by the divine smith with showers of flaming metal. Dionysus next approached the god, and suggested that he might claim Aphrodite for himself if he were to release his mother willingly. Hephaestus was pleased with the plan and ascended to heaven with Dionysus, freed his mother and wed the reluctant love goddess.

It was Demodokos the bard who first struck his lyre and began a beguiling song about the loves of Ares and Aphrodite, how first the lay together secretly in Hephaestus' dwelling. Ares had offered many gifts to the garlanded divinity and covered with shame the marriage bed of Hephaestus.

But Helios had seen them in their dalliance and hastened away to tell Hephaestus; to him the news was bitter as gall, and he made his way towards his smithy, brooding revenge. He laid the great anvil on its base and set himself to forge chains that could not be broken or torn asunder, being fashioned to bind lovers fast.

Such was the device that he made in his indignation against Ares, and having made it he went to the room where his bed lay; all round the bed-posts he dropped the chains, while others in plenty hung from the roof-beams, gossamer-light and invisible to the blessed gods themselves, so cunning had been the workmanship.

When the snare round the bed was complete, he made as if to depart to Lemnos, the pleasant-sited town, which he loved more than any place on earth. Ares, god of the golden reins, was no blind watcher. Once he had seen Hephaestus go, he himself approached the great craftsman's dwelling, pining for love of Aphrodite.
Cult of Hecate

The cult - one of Sanctuary's many factions revolves around the hidden mysteries taught by the goddess of magick and crossroads. Conducting their ceremonies at night or behind closed doors, the priesthood has a secretive reputation that sparks many rumors.

Followers of Hecate must stand by these tenets:

 Study the sacred arts of alchemy and enchantment.

Members of this faction have access to the following skill trainers:

 **Novice** | Mysticism
The Death of a God

by Anonymous

Before Kronos rendered his scythe unto Sanctuary, and made of it his realm, time was of a different ilk; and in these ancient lands lived a people called the Pelagians, who, albeit of the same blood as the Helots, were not yet related: and they were the natives of the dawn age, when the sky and the earth lay without vessel, and all was of a primal whole.

Upon the corners first arrived Poseidon, the King of the Sea, who came bidden by Kronos and urged to breathe life into the waters of the world. And after him came the gods and the daimons of the wilderness, first of whom was Dionysus, God of Wine, who lent his breath to infuse all creatures with soul and purpose.

Arrived thereafter Aphrodite to sculpt and give aesthetic unto the world; and she shaped according to her whim, and grew ever attached to the realm. She came to covet it all for herself; and so she went to Dionysus, and wiled her ways into his ear, who had desired her for ere long: and their love gave birth to conspiracy.

The Pelagians had grown to worship Aphrodite, for she was kindly and enchanting. To her they dedicated the groves of the wilderness, and anointed the earth with her wishes. Dionysus taught them much of the gods' secrets, and opened their eyes to the most sacred of the mysteries.

Yet Poseidon spoke out, for soon there was little else for him to claim but the seas, a domain grown used to; and it was also that the other gods and daimons, many in number, had not even arrived. He shook his three-forked trident under Kronos' changing skies, of dusk now woven, and laid bare the threat.

The grunt of the beast therewith issued from the throat of Dionysus, and bade the Pelagians to change. Sore hooves and horns they sprung, and drank from the blood of the Oread to make their spears. The few who remained unchanged clung to the bosom of Aphrodite in hiding.

War was done under the skies; and as such in the hills, and the forests, and the mountains, and the seas. And crept forevermore the lengths of Helot spirit as through the splinter; and Oranos crumbled in sorrow as he watched all of his progeny succumb to strife once more.

A pin of gold struck from the ring-hair of Aphrodite spoke the end of Poseidon; for her form was of purest illusion and glamour, and the king lay struck in awe. And the unshaped clung down from her breasts, and claim dominion over the four corners.

And soon the procession of myth lay to a close; and too, came forth, Amphitrite, bereft of husband and torn to mortal grief upon hearing that of which transpired. Her fury there now held a tight-fingered grip around the soul of the cosmos, Sanctuary; and she uttered her tumultuous wrath upon all who were guilty.

White-foam sea gushed upon the world-bones of Poseidon's carcass: and rose the sea to meet the horizon of his opened veins for a last gaze; and cursed she the Pelagians who drowned under tears of anger, and rent she the spirit of Dionysus from his vessel, and spat him across the winds, and drove Aphrodite never to reveal herself again.

And herewith closeth Kronos the wound caused by his scythe, and set he man upon the earth, and set he start to time.
Army of Argos

The purpose of the Argive army is to serve the people, defend the state, protect vital national interests, and fulfill military responsibilities. They primarily make use of medium armor and light weaponry and are watched over by the thousand-eyed glare of Panoptes, their mythical benefactor.

The Stormcaster unit is known for shooting thunderbolts out of their bows.

## Tenets

### 1

Always uphold the full extent of the law.

## Training

### Novice

Investigate

Ranks:

1 Trainee

2 Soldier

3 Veteran

4 Captain

5 Leader
Band of Progonoi

### HQ Location: Argos

*he band of Stepsons claim to have first fought in a world other than Sanctuary. Following the sacred tradition of pair-bonding and paying respect to the gods for their prosperity, they roam the land as mercenaries and seek to regain the ancient glory of their origins.*

## Tenets

### 3

Never fail to stand by your brothers in arms.
Band of Phoboloi

The fearmongering sons of Phobos seek to regain the glory of their patron through mastery of war and the spreading of their name. Their lion-headed leader is warring with the disciples of Deimos and will stop at nothing until they are destroyed. Famed for erecting piles of skulls throughout the known world.

## Tenets

### 1

Always claim dominion over mundane panic.

### 3

Never fail to stand by your brothers in arms.

## Training

### Novice

Destruction

Ranks:

Initiate

Soldier

Tempest

Captain

Leader
Promise Death

Promise Death

Cost: 1 SP

After wounding or killing an enemy, the character can project their dread gaze, spending a Stamina Point to cause a target within 10m to roll Panic (+20).
Animate Tree

Conjuration: Animate Tree

Level 3

Cost: 25 Drakes per attempt

Duration: 4 hours

The caster releases the material bond tying a tree spirit, allowing it to uproot, talk, and move, albeit at a snail's pace. It can hold slow, simple conversation that might take hours for a handful of sentences. The tree can follow basic commands as well as attack targets on request.

The caster must spend a total of 300 Magicka and succeed a total of 12 DoS when rolling Conjuration (+10). Failure will result in a roll on the appropriate Backfire table as if casting a Level 3 spell.