recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
SCP-002-AC

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-002-AC appears from the outside to be an average and unremarkable single story office building constructed in the 1980s, to early 1990s. Attached is a loading bay, with a lift able to transport vehicles to a lower level of the building. Entering the front entrance however, will transport the person who enters immediately into an interior office room of SCP-002-AC, bearing the descriptor of 'Room 427'. This room only has one door and if too many people occupy the space, those entering SCP-002-AC will be transported to another accessible location, nearest to Room 427.

The layout is much larger on the inside than the outside and the rooms have bizarre properties. Some loop potentially endlessly, others transport people to parts of the building that, based on mapping, should be nowhere near the corridors. Some have even found it possible to enter a sort of void, through an open window. Many doors are locked and are impervious to attempts to break down or even damage the door or its surrounding area. There seems to be many levels to the facility, but only 3 floors seem accessible to personnel, due to the durable nature of the doors blocking certain paths. It is difficult, but not impossible, to exit the facility. The vehicle loading bay is blocked by a truck and all attempts to move or get around this obstacle on either side have thus far failed. However, there is another large door and what can only be described as an escape pod, both of which teleport those exiting to a field just outside of town.

One path however, seems to cause the victim to experience intense and manic hallucinations before disappearing. Some time later, a body will be discovered in the streets of the town. Nobody will ever report seeing where the man came from, but will claim he ran through the street, out of his mind and making no sense, before collapsing dead. Cause of death is always cardiac arrest. Besides non anomalous injury within the space, this seems to be the only deadly event within the building. However, just a single individual in the building at a time has reported hearing a disembodied voice, narrating his actions and has been described as being "rather snooty and indignant". The voice seems to have no real control over the anomalous events within the building and cannot seem to do any harm by itself.

## **`CONTAINMENT`**

The Foundation has marked the building as condemned and set up a constant perimeter to prevent any potential intruders. A base, in the guise of a small shack, has also been set up near the exit point.
SCP-366-A

A fully matured SCP-366-A.

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-366-A is a species of parasitic insects that pray on humans, found exclusively in the state of Massachusetts, typically at locations known locally for adolescent sexual activity. The eggs of SCP-366-A are near microscopic, at only 1 micrometer in diameter. When inhaled or ingested by a male, the eggs will travel through the body and settle in the testes. When inhaled or ingested by a female, the eggs will travel through the body just the same, however the eggs will instead collect on the sides of the vaginal wall. During copulation, the eggs will detach from the wall and enter the male through the male's penis, before settling in the male's testes.

While in a male host, the eggs will remain dormant for an average of thirty days, after which any significant increase in testosterone will cause the eggs to hatch. This has most often occurred after strenuous exercise or activity, or during copulation. Once hatched, the larvae will remain dormant until passed to a female host. Larvae are transmitted to female hosts through ejaculation. If ejaculation does not occur, larval stage specimens will remain in the host's system indefinitely, waiting to be transferred to a female host. Larvae transmitted in this manner attach to the lining of the female's uterus, now able to subsist entirely on the female's produced estrogen.

While in a female host, the larvae can grow in size up to 0.2 mm. Once matured enough, the larvae will begin a metamorphosis, transitioning to their intermediary stage. This stage is much larger and will navigate to the woman's uterus, which produces symptoms resembling pregnancy. After approximately three weeks, SCP-366-A will have grown to 22.9 cm (9 in). Shortly after reaching their greatest possible size, the specimen will leave the host, the woman "giving birth" to SCP-366-A. A female host can produce approximately 72 instances in this way.

SCP-366-A in this stage is entirely self sufficient, surviving in their diminutive state without sustenance. However, they will seek out food and are omnivorous. Individually, they pose no threat, but in greater numbers, they can devour an animal in under a minute. Once SCP-366-A consumes a great enough quantity of food, they will curl up and their skin will harden, effectively becoming dormant once more. After another 3 weeks, the skin peels away to reveal SCP-366-A's adult stage.

In its adult stage, SCP-366-A becomes able to produce eggs, releasing them periodically as what appears to be dust occasionally shooting from SCP-366-A's skin. When hatched, SCP-366-A measure at approximately twelve inches in length. However, they are able to grow in size up to 240 cm (7'10''). This greatly increases the size and range of its "dust" cloud. Although SCP-366-A has been noted delivering its eggs to female hosts more directly. This is done by {REDACTED}.

## **`CONTAINMENT`**

Egg samples kept at Site-66, in cryogenic storage.

## SCP-366-A's Stages

SCP-366-A - Eggs (50,000 x magnification)SCP-366-A - Larvae (500 x magnification)SCP-366-A - Intermediate Stage (Actual Size)SCP-366-A - Adult (Approximate Start Size)
SCP-493-A

Mathias "Matt" Glaus

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-493-A is a group of genetically identical males between the ages of 20 and 90, with the unique ability to materialize two identical 20 year old duplicates in close proximity to a recently deceased instance of itself. The copies possess all memories of the deceased instance but don't otherwise share a connection with each other. SCP-493-A was born in 1609 in Zürich, Switzerland, becoming a successful protestant pastor before his first death and subsequent reconstitution in 1700. In 1963, SCP-493-A got a job as a researcher at the SCP Foundation for unknown reasons. On April 7 of 1967, a containment breach resulted in his premature death and the revelation of his anomalous nature to the Foundation, who quickly took him and his duplicates into custody.

[Unknown to The Foundation, SCP-493-A, real name Mathias Glaus has, for some time, been working with the Serpent's Hand as a plant within the Foundation. He also possesses the unknown additional ability to merge with any of his copies, gaining the memories of each. And is using the numerous copies not yet found by the Foundation to coordinate surgical attacks against the Foundation.]

## **`CONTAINMENT`**

All copies of SCP-493-A are kept in individual, furnished cells at Site-19.
SCP-7981-FM

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-7981-FM is an ancient amulet originally excavated from the Vatican City in Rome, Italy, before finding its way into the hands of a private collector in the United States. After the Foundation received reports of odd occurrences in {REDACTED}, a retrieval team was sent to collect the item and amnesticize any parties involved.

SCP-7981-FM has the ability to make the wearer entirely believed in whatever they say, regardless of the truth value. This occurs whether the wearer is unaware of the incorrect statement or if they are attempting to be deceptive. Even after removal of the amulet, the exerted effects of SCP-7981-FM still remain, although amnestics can remedy this.
SCP-597-A

Its milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-597-A is a blob of flesh approximately 5.8m (19ft) high, and 10.67m (35ft) wide. All over its body are hundreds of teats. SCP-597-A gives off low level telepathic suggestions, causing mammals to be drawn in to suckle on the creature's teat. The impulse seems to lose some, but not all, efficacy through solid objects. Although most mammals are unable to resist this impulse, humans have the capacity to, for a time, fight the urge to feed. The milk produced has the same makeup as milk from the species that last fed from that teat and changes to correspond to whatever species happens to be feeding off a particular teat. In spite of this, the milk is somehow able to sustain an individual indefinitely, providing all necessary nutrients. Milk taken from SCP-597-A and bottled loses does not possess these effects, behaving just as normal milk.

Prolonged consumption of the milk from SCP-597-A causes the subjects' teeth to fall out and their muscles to weaken significantly, making those affected have difficulty standing for extended periods of time. Their minds are also affected, intelligence, focus and self control severely dulled. It also causes incontinence issues in some instances. It also seems to create a hormonal imbalance within its subjects. Notable effects are a general boost to happiness, emotional volatility and an increased libido. The latter can lead to {REDACTED}.

## **`CONTAINMENT`**

Secure cell at Site-19. No personnel are to enter the room unless necessary. All personnel guarding SCP-597-A's are to be rotated daily. No objects are allowed to be brought into the containment cell. Anyone doing so is to be considered compromised and is to be detained, pending a medical and psychological evaluation.
SCP-071-A

One of SCP-071-A's recorded forms - Female.

One of SCP-071-A's recorded forms - Male.

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-071-A is an entity that possesses the ability to assume forms consistent with that of its observer's strongest sexual desire. This ability is effective even through barriers designed to prevent SCP-071's recognition of any observers such as through closed circuit surveillance or one-way mirrors, but can be prevented by introducing a delay in surveillance footage so that such observation does not occur in real-time. SCP-071-A appears to be unable or unwilling to change form without external stimuli, instead remaining in its last form when left unobserved. There appears to be little or no limit to the forms SCP-071-A is capable of assuming.

SCP-071-A appears to be intelligent and claims to be able to feed off of a human's life force post coitus, similar to folklore regarding actual Succubi. However, it has only ever done so when its partners had been particularly rude or violent, killing two D-Class used in testing, after they {REDACTED}, respectively. The entity seems fully capable of subsisting on normal human food and beverage.

It often directs actions and gestures toward those in its vicinity, in an effort to entice its observers into sexual activity. It is unknown if it gains any additional benefits from the act of coitus alone, or if it is just enjoying itself.

Human subjects whom it afflicts with its life draining ability will suffer rapid atrophy of muscle, skeletal structure and brain function, with onset occurring 1-2 days after contact. The atrophy persists for up to seven days, dependent on physical therapy administered after onset, though the subject may also suffer permanent decrease in stature, decreased organ function, decreased brain mass, sterility and, in the worse cases, death.

Some of its more noteworthy forms include:

* A female human corpse when exposed to D-8762.
	+ The subject acted nonplussed, only shrugging and grinning at the sight.
* A 9-year-old male subject when exposed to D-8765.
	+ The subject began bragging about his {REDACTED} of adolescents. He was terminated shortly after testing, for "insubordination".
* A male canine when exposed to D-69-7850731.
	+ The subject in question reacted with shock and refused to proceed with the experiment, though her physiological signs were consistent with a state of arousal.
* A 7-year-old female subject when accidentally exposed to researcher Emma Ward.
	+ Dr. Ward began to deny being the cause of the shift, quickly apologizing, before exiting the room. Dr. Ward has been reprimanded for leaving her shift during testing.
SCP-3484-D

One of SCP-3484-D's pages.

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-3484-D is an anatomical handbook produced in 1862. It is written in German and was printed in Göttingen. The object shows wear consistent with a book of similar age kept in storage, with a slight discoloration on the cover from non-caustic chemical exposure. Page 87 shows handwritten in the margin the English word "REMOVED???". The object describes a process by which a human body can be disassembled and reassembled without use of any tools. After sufficient study time of SCP-3484-D, subjects are capable of demonstrating the skills described on themselves and others.

The method of disassembly involves palpation of specific markers described in SCP-3484-D, followed by application of pressure and/or twisting of the body part at the marker. Upon successful completion of the exact methods, the body part separates from the host body. Separated body parts maintain viability for up to 72 hours of separation from their host and show continued function and motility. However, they do not demonstrate continued neural connection to the host body, with the host unable to feel stimulation of the removed body part nor control its operation.

Separated body parts can be reattached through similar techniques described in SCP-3484-D. Neural connection is reestablished upon reattachment without signs of degradation or neuropathy, and the host can resume ordinary use of the body part.

SCP-3484-D cautions that body parts from different humans should not be combined. Testing confirms that prolonged attaching of foreign body parts result in extensive tissue rejection in most cases at the site of reattachment eventually causing severe and potentially fatal inflammation and ulceration of the liver, skin, and mucosa. These symptoms can be lessened through the use of histocompatible donors and recipients, and immunosuppressive therapy.

Despite the risks of tissue rejection, the methods described allow for attachment of extra body parts from donors to a fully intact recipient. The recipient will demonstrate the ability to control the extra body parts, although addition of donor brains to the recipient cause competition of movement between brains.
SCP-3448-D

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-3448-D refers to the communication device developed and used by Project Dammerung. Utilizing technology used in MRIs, particle accelerators, and anomalous rituals, SCP-3448-D is capable of allowing an individual to die while remaining in contact with the world of the living. SCP-3448-D resembles an MRI machine; however, its additional anomalous components are connected externally through the use of jumper cables and custom circuit boards. The machine is also equipped with an imaging device capable of translating the electrical signals, received from the user's brain, into images.
SCP-5000-EP

### Date Discovered

Before December 16, 2019 (Original Timeline), December 4, 2020 (Current Timeline)

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-5000-EP is a non-functional mechanical suit identified within its internal schematics as an 'Absolute Exclusion Harness' designed by the SCP Foundation. Although SCP-5000 is believed to have once possessed a number of anomalous functions intended to protect and benefit its occupant, damage inflicted to it in the past means that it is currently only capable of basic file storage.

[SCP-5000-EP is a suit that is capable of rendering the wearer entirely unperceivable to others. It doesn't make the wearer invisible or intangible. Instead. it creates a field around the user that affects people's perception. It isn't indestructible, but does provide some protection. It also grants the user self sustenance. The user doesn't require food, drink or sleep while wearing the suit. How this is done is not presently known.]

## **`CONTAINMENT`**

Storage at Site-22.

[The suit has since been repaired and stolen from lockup by parties unknown. The recordings were left behind, transferred to a replica suit.]
SCP-3021-D

Signifier Alpha

Signifier Beta

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-3021-D is a treatment, created by {REDACTED}, that consists of a drug regimen paired with controlled memetic exposure. SCP-3021-D is performed for one hour per day for eight days, after which its effects are permanent.

SCP-3021-D's effect is to render the subject's concept of "humanity" malleable, such that anything associated with Signifier Alpha will be treated as 'human', while anything associated with Signifier Beta will be treated as 'inhuman'. Pairing either Signifier with a stimulus will cause affected subjects to adjust their understanding of humanity to incorporate, or exclude, subjects exhibiting that stimulus as necessary.

Subjects exposed to Signifier Alpha may experience an exaggerated empathy response to the targeted stimulus, while exposure to Signifier Beta may result in an unusually low empathy response, when compared to appropriate control stimuli.

SCP-3021-D's effects are not hindered by standard amnestic treatments.
SCP-3984-D

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-3984-D refers to a phenomenon in which any living organisms, including humans, are unable to die. SCP-3984-D came to the Foundation's attention in a series of recorded messages that suddenly appeared in SCP-579-A's containment chamber, nearly causing a containment breach. The message detailed the sudden cessation of death in the world. It also listed one potential source of the phenomenon as a test performed using SCP-3448-D for Project Dammerung, an attempt to explore the realm of the dead, while still remaining partially alive. The series of tests conducted immediately prior to the cessation of death were in response to an unknown event involving the anomalous attempt to resurrect a member of the O5 Council from the dead, related to a dangerous infohazard brought back with them. Since receiving the recordings, all tests involving SCP-3448-D or attempts to cheat death via anomalous means have been suspended indefinitely. Shortly after issuing the order, it was discovered that O5-13 had been restored to life before the order went out. Only a few individuals became aware of the infohazard warned about in the tapes. One of the researchers was asked to document the details in an SCP file, behind several layers of security, including memetic kill agents. The individuals, including O5-13, were then terminated via orders from O5 Command.
SCP-5644-Z

The River God

## DESCRIPTION

SCP-5644-Z appears to be a common Nile Crocodile. From the tip of its mouth, to the end of its tail, SCP-5644-Z measures 9.15 meters (30 ft) and weighs approximately 4,250 kg (9,369 Lbs). This is nearly twice the size and over seven times the weight of the largest instances of its species. It is presumed to be well over 200,000 years old by the time of its discovery.

SCP-5644-Z has the ability to exert control over the climate of the Nile River. This includes bringing dry seasons and floods, to changing the river's course and expanding its drainage basin.

SCP-5644-Z is also sapient, displaying both self awareness and the ability to contemplate its existence. It refers to itself as a protector of the Nile.

## CONTAINMENT

Unadvisable. After a brief time in captivity, the land around the Nile began to flood outside of the flooding season, and the local plant life began to decay and die. Once returned, these drastic shifts to the environment immediately ceased.
SCP-180-A

"Hello, my good sir."

## `**DESCRIPTION**`

SCP-180-A is a linen shroud that takes the appearance of whatever headwear is preferred by the current wearer. This style of headwear remains, until worn by another person.

The first person in the chain to wear the hat has their identity removed and stored within SCP-180-A. The second person, entity or object to wear the hat is viewed by all others as the first person, regardless of their actual appearance. The first person, however, becomes totally unrecognizable, with nobody able to recall any details about their appearance or be convinced of their identity, even if they were close.

If the hat is again placed on the first person's head, before the hat takes a new identity, it will be returned to them. However, if the hat claims another identity, the last identity is lost forever.

If a person other than the first or second wears the hat as third in line, they will have their identity stolen, replacing the last. Regardless of whether the first or third person wears the hat, this will effectively restart the chain. However, if only person two continues to wear the hat, they may keep assuming the identity indefinitely.

Inanimate objects may take on living identities. However, identities may only be stolen if the headwear is placed with its perceived opening facing down toward the object of lifeform in question.
SCP-3710-D

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-3710-D is a series of near identical entities, each resembling Canadian-American businessman Elon Musk, as well as a series of bio-mechanical canines with which sevral of the instances are seen utilizing to assist in transportation.

Instances of SCP-3710-D periodically manifest at random intervals along the route of the annual Iditarod, primarily during the 140 km (87 mile) stretch of trail between Nenna and Manley Hot Springs, Alaska; always traveling via a technologically modified sled pulled by a series of eight bio-mechanical dogs of the siberian husky breed.

SCP-3710-D will follow targeted race participants above or alongside the trail until it is within vocal range. Once SCP-3710-D has pulled within vocal range of its target, SCP-3710-D will make attempts to persuade the race participant to purchase the most recent product being produced by one of Musk's companies.

Observed SCP-3710-D instances show significantly different physical characteristics to that of a baseline human, with the exception of the face, which resembles that of Elon Musk. The entities possess four arms and prominent horns protruding from the top of their skulls. Despite continuously quoting Musk in all recorded interactions, SCP-3710-D instances communicate in a manner more closely resembling that of door-to-door salespersons. SCP-3710-D exhibit a low level memetic effect, causing any individual who views the entity to perceive them as actually being Elon Musk.

As the majority of products sold by Musk's companies are more expensive than race participants can actively afford, in 95% of cases the targeted party will refuse the offer. SCP-3710-D will attempt multiple times to convince the targeted party. Should the party refuse three or more times, SCP-3710-D will state its lack of interest in attempting to negotiate further. At this point, SCP-3710-D will either demanifest or move to the next target.

When directly pursued by individuals not currently engaging it in business negotiations, SCP-3710-D will either demanifest, or activate its propulsion devices. Activating its propulsion devices in mountainous or icy terrain increases the probability of significant environmental hazards occurring, in addition to causing severe burn or blunt force wind damage to any individual caught in the jet stream. The jet of SCP-3710-D's sled has been recorded reaching speeds in excess of 1,500 kph (932 mph).

[SCP-3710-D is, in reality, three distinct entities, each of which share a similar appearance and the ability to take on a more humanoid form, appearing as Elon Musk. Elon Musk and the SCP-3710-D entities are one and the same, each sharing in the public Elon Musk persona. The entities originate from another dimension and have the objective of rising in notoriety via their poorly thought out experiments and by making deals with humans. While two of the entities possess more flamboyant personalities akin to that of door-to-door salesmen, the third entity is far more reserved and is often frustrated by his counterparts' attitudes.]
SCP-2453-G

SCP-2453-G in its box.

SCP-2453-G outside of its box.

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-2453-G is the collective designation for all instances of an anomalous home pregnancy test, marketed under the brand name “Joyful Smile”. Instances of SCP-2453-G are visually identical to similar non-anomalous home pregnancy test strips.

SCP-2453-G's anomalous properties manifest when a human female urinates on the test strip. After a period of three to five minutes, the results window will display a single line (indicating a negative/not pregnant result) or double lines (indicating a positive/pregnant result).

Experimentation has revealed that results provided by SCP-2453-G are opposite of what is expected of the female's pregnancy status prior to using the test. Based on records recovered by Foundation investigations, SCP-2453 is believed to either induce or terminate a pregnancy, with the user's pregnancy status becoming consistent with the result provided by the instance of SCP-2453-G used. The results given are always the opposite of the typical results prior to using SCP-2453-G. If a female is pregnant, the test will painlessly terminate the pregnancy, along with removing any associating matter, which has never been recovered. However, if the female is not pregnant, it will instead induce one. In the case of a pregnancy that has lasted for approximately 20 weeks or longer, SCP-2453-G's display window remains blank and the pregnancy proceeds as normal.

The Foundation was first alerted to SCP-2453-G's existence following an investigation into a series of potentially-anomalous births. Consistent between all affected individuals was the presence of the then previously-unknown "Joyful Smile" brand of home pregnancy test in the household rooms and/or waste receptacles. All unused and unsold instances of SCP-2453-G were immediately confiscated for containment. There was no record of how SCP-2453-G instances were delivered to stores or how the product was entered into each store's inventory system. Employees of affected businesses, when interviewed, reported observing no unusual happenings. Those interviewed further reported never noticing any pregnancy products branded differently from the stores' usual stock.

{Known only to those with Level 5 clearance, SCP-2453-G is being used by the Foundation, in conjunction with SCP-6857-ET, in order to induce and multiply the pregnancy of female staff and female members of Foundation staff's families. The purpose of this is to induce dependency to the SCP Foundation and prevent its employees from leaving for other organizations. This is sometimes done through forced exposure of our employees or their families to SCP-2453-G, often including kidnapping, before amnestics are applied to erase their memories. Then personnel and their families are rotated out of Site-56, where a Foundation operative with 6857 on their person walks the facility, exposing the females present to the item, without their knowledge, thus increasing their number of children.}
SCP-321-TS

The O5 Council

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-321-TS is the absence of the O5 Council. In spite of all historical evidence detailing the activities of the O5 Council, the identities and histories of its members, and the existence of complex support structures directly and indirectly attached to the object, the O5 Council does not definitively exist.

All contemporary records relating to the O5 Council, other than those contained in this file, are believed to be either fabricated by personnel under the influence of, or directly manifested by, SCP-321-TS itself. All data related to the orchestration of these events has been expunged in accordance with the containment procedures.

[The Overseer Council are a group of ~~fourteen~~ thirteen individuals, ~~O5-1 through O5-14~~ O5-1 through O5-10 and O5-12 through O5-14, whose origins and identities are unknown to the Foundation. They are not human, as they appear, but are each anomalous in nature. They are incredibly long lived and have, for unknown purposes, orchestrated the founding of the SCP Foundation. This includes manipulating events to grant a group of researchers financial success and covertly leading them to purchase the property that would come to be known as Site-0. This lead to the discovery of SCP-001-A, which in turn led to the creation of SCP-005-A and a number of other anomalous items. They also manipulated conditions that caused the accident which resulted in the creation of the majority of other anomalous items, events, entities and information in the world. The only non anomalous member of the O5 council is O5-13, who had been appointed by parties unknow, in order to keep the O5 Council in check. Although the Foundation believe him to be the sole anomalous member of the Council.

MEMBERS:

1. Aaron Siegel (The Engineer)
2. David Rosen (The Archivist)
3. Everett Mann (Nobody)
4. Stefan Light (The Annalist)
5. Samantha Biel (The Black Cat)
6. Francine Williams (The Experimenter)
7. Miriam Prayther (The Professor)
8. Leeman Hoadley (The Forgotten)
9. Donna Whetu Taylor (The Oracle)
10. Diane Walters (The Assassin)
11. ~~Roger Sheldon (The Senator)~~
12. Valerie Quinn St. John (The Warden)
13. Felix Carter (The Pedestrian)
14. Maria Jones (The Director) ]

## **`CONTAINMENT`**

Site-0. Any information regarding the true nature of SCP-321-TS is stored on an on-site server and given the highest clearance. Entry into Site-0 is forbidden.
SCP-2305-G

"great ideas that are TOTALY [sic] USELESS (lulz)"

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-2305-G is a stack of letter paper, yellow in color and stapled together in the top left corner. Written on the front page are the words "great ideas that are TOTALY [sic] USELESS" in large letters. Below in smaller text and parentheses is the word "lulz".

Once weekly, the contents of SCP-2305-G will be altered with a detailed method of containing Euclid or Keter Class anomalies, including a fictional scenario, the results of the scenario and a brief "moral of the story". The information is always laid out in the following format:

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid/Keter

"The moral of the story:"

To date, all results have been determined by the item to result in failure. And while the events don't directly alter reality, any attempts to copy those actions in the real world will yield the same results as outlined in the document.

[SCP-2305-G is, in reality, able to give information on more than just SCPs. It will attempt to offer advice on solving problems caused by items, living beings, or events typically seen as difficult to manage or contain. And will relay the information in the same manner of speech the reader would come to expect relating to whatever is trying to be contained.]

## **`CONTAINMENT`**

SCP-2305 is to be contained in a standard locker at Site-68.
Top Secret

## SCP TOP SECRET SERIES

* SCP-001-TS: When Day Breaks
* SCP-002-TS: God's Blind Spot
* SCP-005-TS: The Prototype
* SCP-217-TS: The Clockwork Soldier
* SCP-321-TS: The O5 Council
* SCP-518-TS: The World's Gone Beautiful
* SCP-618-TS: Story of Your Life
* SCP-828-TS: The Pantagruel
* SCP-1110-TS: O5-13
* SCP-1733-TS: Pallit.aic
* SCP-5000-TS: Future Unknown
SCP-017-FM

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-017-FM is a memetic agent centered around a seemingly random and non uniform border, with 40.4173° N, 82.9071° W as its epicenter. The memetic agent causes most who come to know of its existence to falsely believe that the bordered area is a State within the United States known as 'Ohio'.

In reality, the territory known as Ohio was dissolved in 1803. The land is now what makes up parts of Michigan, Indiana, West Virginia and Kentucky. The memetic effect comes with an alternate series of historical events, such as the Toledo War of 1835 to 1836, between Ohio and Michigan, resulting in additional land on a second peninsula to be granted to Michigan. In the true series of events, no such conflict ever took place, with the peninsula in question becoming its own State, known as North Wisconsin.

Those within the affected borders will be aware that they are in their respective States. However, when leaving, they will relay the idea that they live in Ohio. Whether that is truly their belief, or if they are unknowingly spreading the idea, is unknown at this time. Information leaving Ohio, such as documents and digital information are also altered. While it has been confirmed that the digital information seems to change in real time from its source, Foundation agents who have detained apparent "Ohioans" and done spectrographic imaging on their carried ID have confirmed that the alteration to physical information is purely a visual hallucination. This leads the Foundation to conclude that all residents of the non existent State are focal points of the memetic agent.

The same effects extend to the secondary State of North Wisconsin, leading all outsiders to believe, instead, that the residents reside in an area in northern Michigan. This effect, however, has been theorized to be a byproduct of Ohio itself and its lack of actual existence influencing land trades.

It is unclear how or why a select group of people began to show awareness of the truth regarding Ohio. The first recorded instance of this occurring was on the social media site Tumblr in late 2016. Since it cannot be effectively contained, once the Foundation became aware of its existence, a cover up campaign was enacted, which involved a mass dumping of internet memes across the web, in order to continue suppressing the truth from the general public.

## False and True Maps

Map of the United States (False)Map of the United States (True)
SCP-4258-EP

The exterior of SCP-4258-EP.

SCP-4258-EP interior.

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-4258-EP is a space-time anomaly located in Isleton, California in the form of a restaurant named "Freddy's Diner." The anomaly came to the Foundation's attention after rumors of a "strange restaurant with weird cosplayers" began to circulate among residents. Amnestics were administered to everyone involved and the area was immediately quarantined.

The inside of the restaurant is that of a stereotypical 1950's American diner and is manned by a sole worker, an elderly Caucasian male who identifies as "Freddy". The occupants of SCP-4258-EP are all from separate dimensions and realities. This being the case, they range from being identical to humans to having an entirely different physiology. However, for unknown reasons all occupants can understand each other when conversing.

The view outside the windows from within SCP-4258-EP does not reflect the surrounding area, but rather an always changing scenery. It has been confirmed by Freddy that the view outside of the restaurant is directly linked to whomever recently left or entered, as that is where the restaurant currently resides. However, if SCP-4258-EP is viewed from the exterior it will always appear empty to the viewers. Upon exiting the diner, an individual will always arrive back in their native dimension.

In addition to interviews with patrons revealing a great deal about the nature of SCP-4258-EP, it also revealed that the establishment feeds off small amounts of residual happiness felt by the patrons, in lieu of money, feelings most often associated with a sense of nostalgia. Each patron seems to experience this effect differently and the Foundation have surmised that Freddy's diner might appear differently to all who observe its interior. Many who have been interviewed are completely unaware of our world's 1950's era and have made comments regarding an interior design not observed by Foundation staff to date.

## **`CONTAINMENT`**

Constant perimeter erected around establishment.

[As part of their efforts to undermine the SCP Foundation's containment of benign and beneficial anomalies, the Serpent's Hand have created a magical effect around the Freddy's diner establishment. The SCP Foundation are unable to see, hear or otherwise perceive any non Foundation humans within eyesight of the diner, nor any vehicles they may be using. Nor will any proximity alerts be triggered by such individuals. In addition, nobody unaware of the Foundation will be able to perceive the Foundation staff patrolling the area. To date, all residents of Isleton have become used to the diner's unique properties and have been informed of the Serpent's Hand's machinations. As a result, the town has become a sort of haven for Serpent members requiring a place to lay low.]
SCP-579-A

SCP-579-A while active

SCP-579-A while dormant

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

{DATA NOT FOUND}

[SCP-579-A is an entity of unknown origin that is sealed within the only remaining fragment of an onyx statue. The statue fragment that remains is of the statue's eye which, at certain times, will glow a bright orange and come to life, seemingly gazing at its surroundings. The entity is also able to occasionally manifest in a corporeal form, appearing as a mass of darkness and shadow.

The material comprising this fragment is as of yet unknown. If the fragment comes in contact with any surface, all electronics will begin to experience error signs, or fail entirely. More complex electronics such as computers will show signs of error first and it is for that reason that upon signs of even slight variation in system readouts, high command are to be contacted and containment procedures initiated.

After the first stages of its effects are shown, the entity will begin to demonstrate its other anomalous trait. It will begin causing ever escalating catastrophic and chaotic events, leading to the inevitable destruction of anything in its vicinity. It is for this reason that it is suspended at all times within its fragment form, by powerful electromagnets.

It is theorized based on its altered anomalous traits, that the entity's range at which it can affect its surroundings is able to extend from simple touch and expand, as the number of people aware of its existence grows. It is for that reason that all knowledge of this entity and its location are restricted to a need to know basis and all records heavily redacted or deleted.

In addition, attempts to have the entity erased, damaged or otherwise altered, even via changes to reality itself, have thus far proven ineffective. There is as of yet no known way of destroying SCP-579.]

## **`CONTAINMENT`**

SCP-579-A is kept at Site-62C, approximately 80km (49mi) from the main Site-62 facility. It is to be housed in a 30m x 30m x 30m (98.4ft x 98.4ft x 98.4ft) containment area and suspended at all times via the use of electromagnets.

All instruments are to be checked each half-hour to ensure their continued function. Changes in any measured attribute are to be immediately reported to High Command. No personnel are permitted to enter the containment area except for scheduled or emergency maintenance on these devices. Any instrument or electronic device registering more than 0.2% from its median range of function or displaying any errors or lapses in functioning will result in {REDACTED}.
SCP-4509-EP

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-4509-EP is a romantic novel roughly 139 pages long, authored by Ann Bannon, entitled "Lovers' Lane." The copy currently in Foundation containment is the only known remaining copy following incineration and destruction efforts. Bannon has not been designated a person of interes, as no additional anomalous activity has been linked to them since.

The anomalous effects do not present themselves until at least one female-identifying and one female-attracted individual both come into contact with the object at the same time, during the three days of Earth's Full Moon. Once this condition is met, those touching it will begin to feel an attraction to each other. Romantic emotional dependence will begin to grow sharply over a period of time, namely causing feelings of longing, attraction, and fear of losing the other person. After a variable amount of time, the attraction begins to gain sexual undertones and becomes a more intimate relationship.
SCP-573-A

The Pied Pipe

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-573-A is a flute made from a femur bone taken from a human, female, between the ages of seven and twelve, approximately one thousand years ago. It was located in Lake Providence, Louisiana, by agents investigating the disappearance of local children.

When played, it places animals and prepubescent children into a highly receptive state, causing them to obey any command given by the player. The player doesn't require knowledge of how to play, instead being granted the expertise to play the flute perfectly while it is in their possession. The duration of the effect is equal to approximately 48 times the duration of the period for which the flute was played. This means that for every minute played, the control lasts for 48 minutes. And if the flute is played for just 30 minutes, control will last an entire 24 hour period.

## **`CONTAINMENT`**

SCP-573-A is kept in a secure storage locker at Site-62.
Sarkic Order

The Sarkic Order is a religious cult with ties to the anomalous world, who worship a deity known as Yaldabaoth, thought by them to be one of the two principle creators of humanity.

Under this belief, Yaldabaoth, represents the flesh and animals' primal nature, where its counterpart, Mekhane represents human advancement and technology. According to their teachings, when Yaldabaoth grew angry at Mekhane's attempts to aid in the technological advancement in human development, thereby taking away from the more bestial nature of the species, Yaldabaoth declared war on technology and Mekhane itself. In response, Mekhane shattered itself and used its own body to seal Yaldabaoth away.

The various sects of Sarkicism have come to worship the flesh, often performing arcane rituals and sarcrifices, all in the name of appeasing their creator deity, Yaldabaoth.
SCP-001-JP

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-001-JP is an anomalous lamp. Instead of traditional oil as fuel, SCP-001-JP contains a seemingly limitless supply of what has been determined to be ectoplasm. In an extended experiment, despite burning for one month, its fire showed no signs of extinction.

SCP-001-JP in the ignited state triggers a cognitohazardous effect to the person who views it. This cognitohazard also affects those who see pictures or other images of SCP-001-JP. The subject will attempt to avoid mentioning the deaths caused by him or herself. If it is inevitable, the subject will use euphemism as much as possible, such as using 'termination' instead of 'kill', 'murder' or 'death'. As a secondary effect, there is a reduction of the burden on the mind of the subject due to the corresponding death event. SCP-001-JP was found in a private house in the state of Texas in the United States. Initially, it was contained and categorized as a lamp that would not burn out. However, after the decline of both the job turnover rate and reports of psychological trauma at Site-19, Foundation researchers eventually determined its additional effects.
SCP-501-A

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-501-A, it is an American one-dollar bill that radiates a glowing amber aura. Robotically controlled chemical analysis indicates that it is chemically identical to ordinary dollar-bills.

When a person views SCP-501-A, they are immediately overwhelmed by a desire to obtain it. Studies with D-class personnel have shown that this desire fades after a time, but that the time increases exponentially the longer SCP-501-A is viewed. Further studies have shown that those affected by SCP-501-A will stop at nothing to fulfill their desire, willingly resorting to violence and even self-mutilation to achieve their goal. Viewing SCP-501-A indirectly through a monitor or while wearing vision-reducing goggles does not seem to hinder SCP-501-A's effect in any way.

Once a person obtains SCP-501-A, they will begin to act in an increasingly erratic manner. They will remove their clothing and shave off all body hair, before declaring that they have removed the "contamination" and renounce their worldly possessions save for "The Holy One". The subject will then enter a meditative state, in which they will stare at SCP-501-A unblinking for as long as humanly possible, ignoring all needs and showing no self preservation instinct. Subjects who are allowed to continue will invariably die of dehydration after approximately three to four days.
SCP-000-CL

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-000-CL is a device that not only decreases but nullifies entropy within 6.1 meters (20 feet) of its position in any direction. Within range of the object, all events will tend toward order. Humans cease aging, deceased organic lifeforms cease decay, machines operate with 100 percent efficiency and perpetual motion is attainable; to cite a few examples. The visual appearance of SCP-000-CL is that of a small, metallic ring of indeterminate composition, measuring at 20.3 cm (8 in) in diameter.
SCP-6857-ET

SCP-6857-ET in its box.

SCP-6857-ET outside of its box.

## **`DESCRIPTION`**

SCP-6857-ET is an unused Clearblue Rapid Detection pregnancy test. When brought near a fertilized human zygote, SCP-6857-ET will anomalously induce zygotic splitting. If allowed to develop, these zygotes ultimately grow into genetically identical siblings.

The Foundation was first made aware of the anomaly when Foundation statisticians noted that identical siblings were being born at an unusually high rate in Ely, Nevada. Central Analytics determined that the mothers of these siblings all visited the same Rite-Aid drug store roughly nine months prior.

Security footage from the drug store indicates that SCP-6857-ET's anomalous effect has a range of roughly five meters (16.4 feet). Prolonged or repeated exposure to SCP-6857 will cause a zygote to split multiple times, with a rate of a single zygote dividing for every five minutes of exposure. This effect is cumulative.

{Known only to those with Level 5 clearance and select Level 4 personnel, SCP-6857-ET is being used by the Foundation, in conjunction with SCP-2453-G, in order to induce and multiply the pregnancy of female staff and female members of Foundation staff's families. The purpose of this is to induce dependency to the SCP Foundation and prevent its employees from leaving for other organizations. This is sometimes done through forced exposure of our employees or their families to SCP-2453-G, often including kidnapping, before amnestics are applied to erase their memories. Then personnel and their families are rotated out of Site-56, where a Foundation operative with 6857 on their person walks the facility, exposing the females present to the item, without their knowledge, thus increasing their number of children.}
SCP-3280-D

## DESCRIPTION

SCP-3280-D is a sapient entity composed of a fluid physically identical to water, capable of travelling approximately 2.5 kph (1.6 mph). Non-anomalous water introduced to SCP-3280 will be incorporated into its mass, and removed samples prove to operate identically. At the time of its discovery, the entity was approximately 66.4 liters (17.5 gallons) in volume; it is currently estimated to be approximately 2,500 liters (660.4 gallons).

The entity is hostile to human life. SCP-3280 will seek out humans within its vicinity, forcing its mass into open orifices. SCP-3280 is also readily absorbed through the pores. The affected experience symptoms such as loss of motor control, weakening of the micturition reflex, visual hallucinations, and abdominal pain. If SCP-3280-D escapes into the Earth's water cycle, it would present an end of the world scenario.

## CONTAINMENT

Johnston Labs and Pharmaceuticals Research Center, cryogenically frozen.