Max Zho’pa Makfakto

"Yo Will! I bet I can throw Anton into this box!" - Max Makfakto

Max Zho'pa Makfakto (Russian: Макс Жопа Макфакто) is a Russian soldier and time traveler who served in World War 1 and World War 2 before defecting from both wars. He is a protagonist in People Perfect: EPIC Trick shot Compilation, People Perfect: THE MOTION PICTURE, G-Money Clipz [Chungsmas Special], and G-Money Clipz 1917.

### Early Life

Born in 1898 in St. Petersburg, Russia, Max grew up in poverty and was born in a barn. At the age of 10 his entire family was sent to a Siberian gulag for apparent crimes against the Czar. He was subsequently sent to live with his uncle Vladimir Lenin. In December of 1915 he left Lenin's home and went to join the Great War.

## Appearances

### The Great War

In the first world war he and a Greek soldier Kávan Msosgiatis Meionótites were tasked with killing Will Halászlé Mécfackt, a Hungarian known for killing enemies through sheer luck. Dispatched at Szeged, Austria-Hungary he met with Kávan and quickly befriended the Greek. After arriving at the battle in that town Kávan quickly spotted Will mostly due to the extreme amount of damage the man was causing. Max quickly flung himself into the battle and made his way towards Will. After an intense battle, Will knocked him down and was ready to kill him. However he had a change of heart and didn't strike allowing Max to recover. At the same time Kávan arrived and after seeing Will hesitate to kill he decided to shake hands with him. After helping Max to recover, the three decided to abandon the war.

### Train Ride

The trio decided that taking a train to Moscow would be the best plan of action. After getting separated in a crowd outside the train Max and Will were able to regroup and settled in the train. The two became nervous after the train departed but they couldn't find Kávan. Later during the ride the train changed paths and the conductor let everyone know that they were going to be thrown in a Siberian gulag. Kávan became enraged and got into a fight with an officer which Max saw. Yet before he could get to Kávan, his friend was violently thrown off the train. Will and Max watched in horror as Kávan was left to die in the cold winter. As the train arrived in Magadan the two were thrown into a gulag.

### Magadan

After arriving at their new prison, Will and Max met a fellow inmate named Boris. The trio quickly become good friends but in July 1919 tragedy strikes as Boris chokes to death on candies. Max and Will take what little items Boris had on him at the time of his death. Just days after this incident the two are able to escape the gulag and get a boat to Alaska.

### America

After arriving in Alaska, the duo obtained forged identification and were able to cross through Canada into the contiguous United States. They then traveled south when in October of 1919 they became lost in the Mohave Desert in California. The two searched desperately for a source of water and with quickly diminishing rations it became clear to them that they might just die. Then in a stroke of luck, the two discovered an abandoned time machine which they promptly use in an attempt to return to 1918 and save Kávan. However, this plan did not work out as Max incorrectly typed in the digits and the men ended up in May of 1962.