Margaret Thatcher

"Ligma"

### Aliases

Former Prime Minister of East Lancashire, Obliterator of the Inter-dimensional Rift, Cow

## Appearances

### Appears in

Xenoblade Chronicles 7: Ryen Drops the Monado Once More, Paul Blart: Morbin Cop

### Debut

12 Years a Slave: Dimensional Exodus

Margaret Thatcher is the former Prime Minister of East Lancashire and an avid lover of impoverished children.

## Bio

After her untimely birth at the back of a number 52 Ariva bus en route to Harlow, Margaret has lived a very fortuitous life.

In her early years at school she was a top student. She would often be seen standing up during class and teaching the class in place of the teacher as they were always incorrect. This led to an incident in her second year of junior school where she managed to stage an insurrection of the school's leadership and established a strict authoritarian rule, of which she managed to earn her first million shillings. Her exploits were soon noticed by Emperor Hirohito, who drafted her into the Japanese Army.

The war's end saw Margaret stand trial for many war crimes she had committed while fighting in Korea. As she was standing to be executed by firing squad, Brahma descended from the sky and converted everyone to Sikhism. Moved by the prophetic words of the God she vowed to change up her life of capitalism and ran for Prime Minister. Upon winning the 1010 elections with a majority 100% vote, she quickly removed all child support mechanisms from the Government and funnelled all the additional funds into a giant biological bipedal beast known as the "Bionis". It's primary use was to ferry her around the country so she could laugh at all the children on the street, however it ended up sentient and left to start it's on life in the east Pacific Ocean.

One of her more notable claims to fame was her successful retaliation against the alien invasion that took place in August 1334, where she successfully eliminated the foreign force by sheer nuclear firepower. Several stray nuclear warheads ended up levelling the Middle East after their targeting computers all mysteriously malfunctioned at the same time. Margaret was quick to claim the land for herself and establish the worlds largest McDonalds whilst the war was still raging on. The nuclear fallout cost planet Earth 2.45 billion lives but was largely regarded a success by the remaining Pro-Thatcher politicians. The McDonalds still persists to this day and was the basis for a racetrack within this game.

The turn of the century saw Margaret come under political fire after she was accused of unleashing 2.7 million cubic meters of bis(2-chloroethyl) sulfide upon Colony 9. In response to the pressure, Margaret stepped down as her position as Prime Minister of East Lancashire and turned her love of busses into a job. Many years of honest hard work saw her awarded a Nobel Peace prize for teaching mentally handicapped people to drive double decker busses. Shortly after, the leader of Al-Qaeda awarded her an honorary title of "Queen Overlord" in the state of Massachusetts.

She is currently serving a life sentence for running down a group of children in a 1993 Ford Escort.

## Default Vehicle

Margaret Thatcher's default vehicle is the Aegis, despite not being the Driver of the Aegis. When using this vehicle, all stage music tracks are replaced with an avant-garde dubstep remix of Ludwig van Beethoven's Piano Sonata No. 14.

## Special talents

Margaret Thatcher has a wide array of talents, similar to Chad Rex.

Her talents consist of:

Woman: Margaret can use her gender to accuse any male racer of misogyny, causing them to be cancelled on Twitter.

Nuclear Hellfire: Margaret can tap into her remaining nuclear arsenal to decimate the racetrack. This talent can only be activated if Margaret is in first place.

Political Connection: Margaret can use her vast network to utilise any of the abilities available to Inkling Boy.