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Hobart’s Law of Exchange

**Hobart’s Law of Exchange**

A rule to the mechanism in order to maintain a balance between the dream and

the real. Named after its creator, Ms Hobart

**R = V ± H, where H is Hobart's constant.**

"Any given worth of reality can only be swapped for the equivalent worth of Vurtuality,

plus or minus 0.267125 of the original worth. How much the lost ones count, in the grand scheme of things. You

can only swap back those that add up to something, within Hobart's constant." ("Vurt")

"Whenever a Vurt creature made an illegal entrance into reality, something else, something random and

therefore innocent, had to take its place in the dream." ("Pollen")

The two people or objects involved in the swap had to be of the same worth. A little give and

take is allowed as long as it stays within Hobart’s Constant.
Vaz

### ***VAZ INTERNATIONAL* FOR LIFE'S STICKY MOMENTS.**  ***NOT TO BE USED FOR ILLEGAL PURPOSES.***

A universal lubricant useable in many forms, expedate the incompatable meeting of objects.

Vaz can be used as a lubricant while sucking on feathers.

Vaz is produced from gloop, squeezed out of the blurbflies (little flying biological ads the size of a housefly). It is revealed as a form of artificial life, a constantly replicating nymphomation. It can be squirted into a locked door to unlock it or into a computer's floppy drive to get you through password protection.

Vaz is used to grease the engine parts.

Beetle and Mandy use Boudoir Vaz ("Protector, lubricator, contraceptive, inflamer; all in the same jar).

Beetle, Barney and Tristan use it as a hair product.

Beetle's gloves and gun were constantly and properly smeared with it.
Blush

Blush is an only child of Desdemona and her brother Scribble.

She was conceived during Scribble's sex with Desdemona who possessed the body of ex-pornstar Lucinda. Blush is a vurtgirl, i.e. she can get into Vurt theaters featherless.

According to her father, she looks a little like him and a lot like her mother. She lived with her mother Desdemona, Twinkle and Karletta.

She started to be a vurt actress since she was a child, appearing in a soapvurt.

By the age of 20 she was a Pornvurt star. Blush is the name of the pink feather she featured in.
Suze

Suze was a Vurt girl, brought into the real world by an accidental swap occured during the Caterrick brothers' Curious Yellow trip. Tristan came down from the trip holding her in his arms. The two became an unusual couple, linked together by their mutual 6-feet-long hair, "droidlocks".

Suze caught a stray bullet during the police chase. The Scribble burried her body in the moors outside Manchester.
Dreamsnake

Dreamsnakes (aka Nagas) come into the real world out of a bad feather Takshaka. According to the laws of exchange, every time something is lost or left in the Vurt, a snake would escape. They are green and violet, their size vary greatly, some reach up to 12 ft in length.

The only known cure for a dreamsnake's bite is snakeweed.

The shimmyographers like Icarus Wing keep dreamsnakes in tanks to produce dream mist which is used for making Vurt feathers.

The Scribble had been bitten on the ankle by a dreamsnake during a trip when he was 17, with certain amount of Vurt remained in his organism thus enabling him entering the Vurt and traveling between the theaters featherless. The wound kept acting up every time The Scribble approached a dreamsnake.

Tristan kept a line of dreamsnake skins pinned over his fireplace.

The Beetle killed a dreamsnake once and wore its head on his lapel as a decorative trophy.

Dozens of dreamsnakes' carcasses were found in the kitchen of Das Uberdog's house.
Jeff Noon

Jeff Noon is a British novelist, short story writer and playwright.

Born in 1957 Droylsden, Manchester, The UK. Currently lives in Brighton.

His works include:

**Woundings (1986) [stage play]**

**Vurt (1993)**

**Pollen (1995)**

**Automated Alice (1996)**

**Nymphomation (1997)**

**Pixel Juice (1998)**

**Needle in the Groove (2000)**

**Somewhere The Shadow (2001) [stage play]**

**Cobralingus (2001)**

**Falling out of Cars (2002)**

**Dead Code - Ghosts of the Digital Age (2005) [radio play]**

**217 Babel Street (2008)**

**Channel SK1N (2012)**

**The Modernists (2013)**
Vurt Aestetics

How did the music help creating Vurt:

"Totally and utterly **influenced by music**. Just briefly how I came to write the novel--I was actually asked to write it by a friend of mine--so it's a *request* in a way... I 'd been writing plays for about nine years, and this guy I'd known for a long time started his own publishing company and asked me to write a novel, and I had never thought about this before, so I literally went home that night, turned the computer on, and started writing. And it just came out. So it was *improvised*. It was very closely worked with Steve, the other guy, who was the editor and publisher--so it was almost like I was a *musician*, improvising--just making it up as I went along, and then he was kind of every so often saying 'let's take this bit' and 'let's go back to beginning now', and 'let's push it in this direction' and so on.

I listen to music all the time when I write--I almost can't write without music--and what I'm listening to affects the way that I write. Some parts of Vurt, we're ultimately to do with **The Pixies**--whom I was mad about at the time--and I listen to a lot of like **Dub**--anything with Dub in there--anything that's got space in it--that uses the bass to play and stuff like that, and everything comes back--and the way Vurt's written its a bit like that, cuz' its big paragraphs and these little words--just single sentence paragraphs--you know, and its kind of like that--its got this rhythm to it. I listen to a lot of modern jazz stuff--you know?--loose rhythms, and that again gives you a different kind of writing. So that whole concept is very close to me."

**Music Listened to While Writing VURT**

Pixies
Ambient Dub
Higher Intelligence Agency
Original Rockers
Guerrilla in Dub

Source
Sibyl Jones

Sibyl Jones is a shadowoman. She has a daughter Belinda (known as Boda) and a son Jewel.

Sibyl was born from a dead woman and a man with the help of a drug called Fecundity 10. She was born with a gift of a Shadow but without the ability to dream.

As Belinda left home as a child, Sibyl lost a track of her and met her when the girl was already 18, an ex-cabbie and a suspected criminal.

She is a Shadowcop.
Innkeeper

## Biography

* **Name:** Ralph Flatsom
* **Race:** Human
* **Role:** Innkeeper
* **Status:** Alive

## History

*Ralph is the local Innkeeper of Eastmarsh Village. He was the first to welcome the Adventurers into the town along with his daughter Emma, offering them the option to either pay to sleep in his inn for the night, or he would pay them to sleep in his daughter's stables to protect the town-herd from wolves and bandits.*

*After the party returned from saving some of his runaway horses, they tossed the corpse of an adventurer they had found in the woods at his feet. The Adventurers questioned him about the task they had been sent out for, and became suspicious when he claimed the adventurer had left his inn several weeks ago.*

*After a fierce shouting-match at the claims of his involvement in the murder, Ralph almost kicked the party out of town, if not for the party's diplomat calming him down enough to allow them to stay in peace.*

*His daughter later revealed herself to be the true culprit behind the mysterious circumstances of the town.*

## Trivia

* *Ralph apparently hosts Hearthstone-tournaments in his inn, at least one of the slain adventurers the party found had been gambling for cards with Ralph some weeks past.*
Barnie The Chef

Barnie is a roboman. He had his finger chopped off while cooking and replaced it with plastic. He became addicted to roboflesh and gradually replaced the rest of his body parts with robo material.

He stores all the worlds best recipes in his brain.

He has long Vaz-combed hair and sunken cheeks with stubble.

Barnie was married to Lucinda and had kids, they lived on a boat in Roboville.

They split up later.
Bug Compass

**Bug Compass** is a short story from the "Pixel Juice" collection in the *Vurt* series, written by author Jeff Noon.

WARNING: THE PLOT SECTION CONTAINS SPOILERS

## Synopsis

The early days of Beetle's and Scribble's friendship, the first taste of Vurt.

### Background

The events take place in Manchester, near Shakespeare Estate, where both boys originate from.

### Plot

The 7-year-old Scribble and the 10-year-old Beetle (whose real name appears to be Eliot) spend summer together, hunting candle bugs and selling them to Uncle Slippy. who re-sells them as living cigarette lighters.
The Uncle tells them about a compass bug (a "hideous" 2-inches long black and orange bug with a black cross on his back). He says that "if you find one of those, you'll never get lost."
He is willing to pay generously for a female compass bug, so the boys decide to catch it.

Eliot steals a black Vurt feather from Uncle Slippy because he wanted to learn how to tame candle bugs and reckoned the feather might help him.
The boys share their first ever Vurt trip.
The feather takes them to Scribble's house, where they successfully catch a compass bug in the kitchen. Having returned to the bedroom, they experience a strange homoerotic scene, which was apparently a part of Uncle Slippy's sexual fantasy.
When the trip is over, Eliot tells Scribble that "It never happened."
Their frustration is doubled as it turns out the bug they've caught was a male, a cheap common catch.
Uncle Slippy is furious about his "stolen pleasures", as well as about the fact the boys having a bug from the Vurt without leaving anything as an exchange. It is unknown what has Vurt swapped back.

Eliot starts keeping distance with Scribble and hangs out with a company of his own age. He keeps the dead compass bug in a box, which earns him his nickname, The Beetle.

## Characters

* **The Beetle**
* **Scribble**
* **Uncle Slippy**
The Thing From Outer Space

A rather unfortunate Vurt being brought into the real world by an accidental swap for Desdemona .

He was a live drug (posession of which can get you to prison for 5 years); consuming his flesh is a direct way to Vurt. That didn't stop him from sucking on feathers like anyone else.

Mandy  called him "The Thing From Outer Space".

He had six tentacles, multiple eyes and orifices. His body leaked oil and wax, it's was so slippery it was a great trouble carrying him around.

He didn't speak any known language, uttering sounds like "Xha Xhi Xha Xha".

The Stash Riders keep him in their Stash Mobil or their pad.

He was thought to be burnt alive along with Bridget after the Torchers set the Riders' van on fire. However, he was alive and taken by the dogmen and used as food. Das Uberdog literally called him "Food", considering this name more respectful and fair than "The Thing".

He was rescued by Scribble in attempts to take him to Vurt and swap back for Desdemona. But they got chased by the cops who shot the Thing dead. Scribble threw his body into the river.
Tod Lomax

Tod Lomax is a film and music video director, his most notable movies include Gay Fieri 2, Star Whores Episode III Revenge of the Piss and Schindlers List. He is also known as one of the best music video directors around, he has work with artists like Yung Trace, DJ Khaled, Rolf Harris and MegaGeorgeForeman Griller. He posts music videos and other work on his YouTube channel Tod Lomax TV.
John Barleycorn

**John Barleycorn**, who also goes by many other names (most of which relate him to Lucifer-like figures of religion), is a vurt creature who lives within the green feather Juniper Suction. He is the husband to Persephone.

His many names include the Green Man, Fertility, Swamp Thing, The Horned God/Devil, Satan, the Serpent, Lucifer, and Hades.

## Character

### Personality

John's "imprisonment" within the vurt world has caused him to become incredibly bitter and frustrated towards the real-world living; Humans in particular since their religions and dreams are the basis for his existence and constrain his vurtual world. Thousands of years of this feeling has made him twisted, and he revels in the teasing and torture of humans.

Despite this hatred towards humans, John has a deep love and loyalty for his wife Persephone. Though John despises Persephone's mother, both for her intent and "stupidity", he is not beyond making comprises with such people when it secures the safety, and the time he gets to spend with, his wife.

John also shows another side to himself when he explains his vision for the real world: John's intended new world is one of peace and co-habitation between different vurt beings and other living people. Whilst John sees himself as a lord-type figure in this new land, he shows true care for the world and its people, especially for more "classic" vurt beings. His desire to bring such a world into reality is a very passionate drive, as it is the only world he sees suitable for his wife to inherit, and thus he is willing to kill anyone who would stop him or his world.

### Appearance

When John is first encountered, he takes the form of a long snake, with a human face. He seems very adept at being in this body, as he effortlessly ensnares himself around trees and his prey.

John's seemingly-true form is that of a humanoid male with soot-coloured skin, thick blue hair, and greasy hands.
Pollen

**Pollen** is the second novel in the *Vurt* series, written in 1995 by author Jeff Noon.

## Characters

* **Sybil Jones**
* **Bodalina Jones**
* **Jewel Jones**
* **Coyote**
* **Zero Clegg**
* **Skinner**
* **Tom Dove**
* **Gumbo YaYa**
* **Wanita-Wanita**
* **Columbus**
* **John Barleycorn**
* **Persephone**
* **Twinkle**
* **Karletta**
* **Blush**
* **Country Joe**
Mur'gul

## History

*The Mur'gul are such a rare sight on Azeroth that many believe their existance to be a myth.*

*The Mur'gul are believed to be corrupted versions of Murlocs, and some say they can be found among Queen Azshara's ranks as shock-troopers and cannon-fodder.*

*Mur'gul differ from Murlocs physically in that they have larger teeth, armored scales, and spikes on their fins.*

## Trivia:

* Whether or not it was a "true" Mur'gul, the Party stumbled across a corrupted Murloc in Joel Hanfield's farm. They later discovered that someone or something has been feeding the local Murloc-eggs with Twilight-energies to cause this corruption.
Das Uberdog

**Das Uberdog**, or just **Uber** for short, is a Dogman and the head of Das Uberdog Enterprises, a partner of Dingo Tush.

## Character

### Appearance

He had a handsome face and long brown hair. He was a perfect split between a human and a dog: human from the waist up, dog from the waist down. He was unexpectedly strong, being able to pick up a massive robodog easily.

## History

### Backstory

Lived in a 3-storey house over the top of a junkshop called Cosmic Debris.
His name is scribbled on the walls and pavement all across Manchester.
Stash Riders

Central characters of the story, a "gang of young hip malcontents".

Members:

* The Beetle
* The Scribble
* Desdemona
* Bridget
* The Thing From Outer Space - unvolanteerily joined the Riders, dragged around by Scribble.
* Mandy
* Karli the Robodog
* Twinkle  - the last to join the gang, took Bridget's place.
Town Board

## Call to Arms!

In most towns and settlements, you will find a board with a list of tasks presented either by the local Guards, your Orc-hunter-benefactors, or by the common townspeople. These will always provide a gold-reward, or perhaps an additional special-prize.

The list of tasks available are posted below. These may be updated at any time as old tasks are completed, or new problems arise.

## The Task-Board:

* **Call to Arms: Slay the orcs** - Though the Orcs have been hunted out of Elwynn Forest and their leader has been slain, there still remain packs of Orcish bandits in the rest of the kingdom. Find any information to track down their lair, and drive them out.
* **Wanted: Bandit-lord** - Find the Kingpin of the local Bandit-gangs, bring him back dead or alive.
* **Notice:** **Beware of Highwaymen** - The Highway of Elwynn is no longer safe for merchants and travelers, due to an increasing amount of Bandits skulking in the woods as of late. Anyone who bring proof of the disposal of Bandits will be rewarded by the Marshal.

## Notes from the Marshal:

* **The Bandit-Lord's Location?:** The "Beta-Squad" successfully discovered the location the bandits seem to congregate, by learning a local farmer has been secretly supplying them. If we follow the supplies, we find the bandit-hideout.

## Solved Cases

* ***~~Where is our Hedge-Wizard?~~** - In these trying times, the local Hedge-Wizard is more needed than ever. But he has not been heard from in a surprisingly long time. His old tower is found in the woods to the East.*
* ***~~Orc-Hunt!~~** - To assist in the hunting of the encroaching Orcs in Elwynn, the Marshal is paying for each Orc-skull given to him.*
* ***~~Murloc Threat~~** - A local farm has had issues with the local Murloc-population, growing unusually violent as of late.*

## Unsolved Cases

* ***~~Bounty: Rabid Bear~~*** - A local bear has gone rabid, gaining a thirst for blood and actively entering the houses of humans. Something must be done. If the beast is slain, the Marshal will offer a reward for the pelt, as proof of its demise.
* ***~~Lost Kitten~~** - Little Lily's cat has gone missing. It responds to the name "Taffy". "Half a piggybank" is listed as the reward.*
Health Potion

## Flavor:

*Who doesn't love to drink random unattended bottles they find out in the wild? Be adventurous.*

## History:

*It would seem Goza the Corruptor used these Health Potions to keep his imprisoned Human Priests alive while draining them of their life-forces.*

*Alton Swordbreak found this potion in Goza's secret stash, quite conveniently after getting seriously wounded for the third time that evening.*
Vurt: The Tabletop Roleplaying Game

by Ravendesk Games

an RPG based on the visionary and hallucinatory science fiction of author Jeff Noon, who loved the idea and gave his permission to use his books as source materials.

"In the Manchester, England of the future, players will square off in brutal gang fights and elude high-tech cops in pursuits throughout warrens of narrow streets; they’ll face insect-drone warfare, thought-stealing, genetic mutations; they’ll tangle with cybernetics, black market drugs (good luck with those!), DNA-shifting mathemagick, Shadow-tech, and illegal dream feathers (we’d warn you about these but you’ll ignore the warnings like everybody else does). And they’ll engage in epic battles with mythological monsters and gods who might know a thing or two about crossing over from the Vurt world into our own.

And, oh yes, then there are the worlds of The Vurt. Summoned via feathers both licit and illicit according to their hues, they’re as beautiful and varied as we can summon in our dreams and nightmares. Inside, players will discover impossible architectures with unpredictable creatures and allies, nightmarish monsters dwelling inside reconstructed and remixed myths in scenarios that—let’s be clear on this—can end in the death of those inside. Players will also find dangerous knowledge and otherworldly items in the forms of cyphers, artifacts, and oddities that can be taken back to the real world—if they’re willing to pay the price."

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ravendesk/vurt-the-tabletop-roleplaying-game/description
The Sniffing General

The Sniffing General is in charge of the layers and the doors between them (a "Doorgod", according to the Game Cat ). Every action occured in the Vurt is being recorded and archived by the General. Whenever shit happens, it is him who would be question by Hobart, as he is her servant.

The General is able to kick the individual out of any layer (as he nearly demonstrated when the Scribble was nagging the Game Cat about the Curious Yellow)

He is a small man with not much hair and thick glasses. His name is probably derived from his habit of sniffing blue Choke powder off the shaving mirror through the 10 pound note. He has "a thin voice, edging towards a whine."
Zincec Von Doucheinbag

**Alfred-Von Doucheinbag** (born May 3, 1969), who performs under the stage name **Zinec Von Doucheinbag** is a German rapper, singer, actor, songwriter, swimmer and artist, from Germany. He is signed to major record label Danvockinbag. He released his debut album *Space Ship* (1985), which charted at #2 on the German Charts. He released joint album *Chinbock Sign* (2001) with RubyZInThaChainz.

He began rapping at the age of 15, in his local rap battle shelter. He rapped against rappers such as POPEK M1, Tingg, Spice ND Nae, which got him singed to record label Crackaholics. In 2000 he moved to the United States for release of his album *I'm In The United States*.

## Career

His career started in 1983 when he singed a record deal with Goutentag. He did not release anything under Goutentag. His debut album *Space Ship* was forced to release early due to pressure from former record label.

## Discography

* *Space Ship* (1985)
* *I'm In The United States* (2000)
* *Chinbock Sign* (2001)
J. Stevenson (rapper)

**J. Stevenson** (born 1975; Trexx, Yüldërlïq, WigDen) is a rapper, singer, songwriter and entrepreneur. J released his debut eponymous album *J. Stevenson* (1990), which earned a notable amount of critical-acclaim. J stared in acting debut *My Name is J. Stevenson* (1995), he won a golden globe award for his acting.
Unhumanvirus

The **Unhumanvirus** is a virus, originated in The Utopian Republic Of WigDen. The name Unhumanvirus came around because it is a 'virus' and victims of the virus do things which are considered 'Non-human', like murdering an innocent person or any person, for no reason. The disease only takes action at night, and it can only survive in the heat. The virus is part of the Unhumandisdases family.
White Supremacy

**White Supremacy** is the belief that white people are superior to other races. White Supremacy has many groups such as The Ku Klux Klan, American Nazi Party, Hammerskins, Black Legion, 211 Crew and The Order.

## Ku Klux Klan

The Ku Klux Klan is the most popular White Supremacy group. They send out warnings by burning crosses. The Ku Klux Klan uniform is a ghost costume.
Scribble

**Stephen**, who goes by the name **Scribble** and briefly as **MC Ink**, is the protagonist of *Vurt*. He is a 21 year old member of the Stash Riders gang at the point of his introduction, and is the older brother of Desdemona, whom he has an incestuous relationship with - the result of which was their daughter Blush. Whilst Scribble was born Human, through contact with a dreamsnake in his teenage years, he has technically become a second-level being (vurtman).

## Character

### Personality

Whilst Scribble is caring at heart, he can be quite stoic with his emotions and does not usually want to share his history or thoughts with others. This could stem from his past having an abusive father, and the need to keep his incestuous relationship with his sister a secret. This has only become confounded by his sister's disappearance within the vurt world, something that Scribble somewhat blames himself for.

Scribble is a member of the Stash Riders gang, but seems not to be very invested in their activities, other than when they are helping him recover his sister. Even from his fellow gang members and supposed friends, Scribble keeps his real name a secret; this reluctance to share may come from Beetle being the unofficial gang leader, who used to bully Scribble during high school, and Beetle detests hybrids - something that Scribble suspects he is, but tries to repress.

Whilst Scribble is caring enough to sacrifice himself for those he cares for, he will also happily inflict pain on those who he sees as weak (Beetle), or abandon those who have led themselves foolishly into danger (Karli). Despite this level of apathy, Scribble can also respect and admire the feats of his fellow gang members, especially when they "go out guns blazing."

### Appearance

Scribble is 21 years old when he is first introduced. By the end of the events in *Vurt* he is 41, although he looks and feels 25. He has got very short blonde hair, and it's said that he isn't very good with women.
One of his ankles has a visible bite mark from where he was bitten by a dreamsnake in his teenage years.

## History

### Backstory

Scribble was a member of the Stash Riders, the gang he formed with the Beetle, who was his mate since high school, though Beetle did used to bully him. Also in his teenage years, Scribble became involved in an incestuous relationship with his sister, Desdemona, which they desperately hid from their abusive father, who had also molested Desdemona. During a day out with Desdemona, Scribble had been bitten a dreamsnake, which caused Scribble to have vurt flowing through his veins from then onwards.
Big Tushin

**Years active** | * 2004-present

**Callum "Big" Tushin**  (born June 3, 1992) is an American rapper from Boston, Massachuchettes. Tushin was diagnosed with Progeria disease in 2002. Tushin is most notable for albums "Diagnosed" (2005), "I've Gotta Live With It" (2006), "Trapped In A Bubble" (2008). Tushin released "Mysterious EP" in 2010. In 2011 he was in an accident and left brain dead.

## History

### Beef

In 2010 Tushin had beef with English underground rapper Yung Trace. Tushin's beef started because one night Tushin and Trace were at an illegal race which was stopped by police. Trace said "Fuck you big boy you got us into this" and then Tushin said "Really nigga go kill yo punk ass self". Tushin and Trace went there seperate ways.

### Brain damage

On April 23, 2011 Tushin was in a car on the way to an interview with his friend who was in the car with him. Tushin had to pass through a lot of traffic so he began to speed. His friend said "What are you doing? slow down". Tushin did not listen to his friend and kept speeding when Tushin tried to hit the brakes his car span around and crashed into a tree. Tushin's friend was not injured but Tushin was so his friend rang the police. Fifteen minutes later the police arrived with the ambulance and then Tushin went to hospital.

The next day his friend went to visit Tushin, when his friend tried to talk to him Tushin did not reply. His friend went to the doctors and told them what happened. The doctors said "We just found out he has got high class brain damage".

## Discography

### Studio albums

* Diagnosed (2005)
* I've Gotta Live With It (2006)
* Trapped In A Bubble (2008)
* Letter (2010)

## Filmography

### Movies

* Trapped (2004)
* Trapped 2 (2005)
* Grand Ferari (2008)

### Television

* My House (2004)
* Whatz Poppin (2005)
* Welcome To My Crib (2008)
Road Wiggas

**Road Wiggas** are a very common type of Wigga found all over the continent of Wiggopia. They tend to smoke crystal meth, wear full track suits and sit outside shopping centres in large groups. They have their own dialect known as Roady which is like Wiggian and English but with many different road Wigga slang. The most famous Wigga is Dao Ranaldo, who is the Emporer of Wiggatopia. Road Wiggas are very proud people, with strong beliefs that are passed down through the generations. To become a man in certain tribes, 18 year old Road Wiggas have to come back to their tribe with eight bags of true religion clothes before the month ends. Female road Wiggas are expected to give birth before their 16th birthday, some can be osctriscised by the tribe if they haven't given birth by then. The majority of Road Wiggas live in the Wiggatopian city of Roadisha, with anywhere between 11-13 million road Wiggas living in the city. There are two different types of Road Wigga, there are urban road Wiggas and dirt Road Wiggas. The vast majority of Road Wiggas are urban, there is thought to be around 1 million dirt road Wiggas spread across Wiggatopia. Dirt road Wiggas live in tribes in rural areas and have more traditional beliefs than the urban road Wiggas.
Rap Wiggas

**Rap Wiggas** are a carnivorous type of Wigga, originally from England & America. The group was in 2ad after the racist song by Rucka Rucka Ali was released. Rap Wiggas are notable for the amount of popularity they earned on September 1, 1939.

## Public Opinions

They originally gathered many of the public's opinions on Hip-hop and Trap music, the majority said that they wanted to hear more and hoped the Rap Wiggas became more successful over time. In 1980 when Hip-hop was considered a genre of music, people said that Rap Wiggas would take over.

## Rap Wiggas:*Views*

### Views

By gathering information we have gathered many parts of solid information saying "Rap Wiggas want to take over the rap music industry, Music Video industry and General productions.
Desdemona

**Desdemona**, or **Des** for short, is Scribble's sister and incestuous lover.

### Appearance

Des has blonde hair and eyes like "juicy plums". She also has a dragon tattoo on her left upper arm.

## History

### Backstory

She obtained an English Voodoo feather by chance, while trying to save a woman from the criminals. Desdemona and her brother ride this feather and during the trip Desdemona takes a Curious Yellow, one of the most dangerous feathers.

### Vurt

Desdemona is able to communicate with her brother from the Vurt via The Thing or feather trips or direct messages (since The Scribble can enter the Vurt featherless).

She is trapped in it until The Scribble saves her by a swap-back, staying in the Vurt and allowing her to return home.

She finds her way back into the real world and shares a house with Twinkle.

It appears she is 5 hours pregnant with Blush when she came down from the Yellow. She and Twinkle settled down in Bottletown and rose the child together, along with Twinkle's daughter Karletta.

Later on Desdemona supposedly had a male partner.
Willy Stain

**Willy Stain** (12YBD-28YAD) was a professional wrestler and actor, most known for his wrestling work at KWE and NBPW. He was a very successful wrestler, earning 22 world championships in a career lasting 16 years. After retiring from professional wrestling, he became an actor starring in action movies like Death Valley 2, Killing Hitler and Fast and Furious 26. He was addicted to drugs and gambling which would cost him the ultimate price. He owed the Kader family around 2 to 3.6 million dollars, when he couldn't repay them they captured him and it's believed he was then later murdered by Dilan in his palace.
Y.U.N.G Traplord on Yung Trace 2017 album

According to Yung Trace rapper Y.U.N.G Traplord may appear on Yung Trace's upcoming Eponymous album Yung Trace*.*

*Later on in the process of the album, which was released in December 2015, which was followed up by a sequel* Yung Trace 2 *- Y.U.N.G Traplord appeared in a single not included in any of those album but in a Lil Tushin owned song entitled 'Shooters'.*
Ella Clarke

**Ella Clarke** (born 1569) is a White Supremacy crap queen and Actress, from West Boston, Massachusetts. She is known for her rolling and her role In the Goldbergs. She was featured on an advert called 'I Like Short Shorts'.In 2008 her moletape entitled "Alessio IZ A MUG" was released. In 2010 she was arrested for stalking the rapper Lil Tushin.
WiggaStone Palace

**The Great WiggaStone Palace** is a world famous palace in the Wiggatopian State, Central Sodina. It is one of the most popular tourist attractions in the empire, it is open to the public 8 months a year. Emporer Dao lives there for around a month a year but tends to stay in his palace in the Royal City. WiggaStone palace was once home to many Kings and Queens of the old Sodina Kingdom. The last monarch to live there was King Cleonotus VII in 238YBD who was the last king of Sodina before the nation was taken over by the Immortal Wiggopian Empire. The palace is thought to have been finished in 548YBD, it was the brain child of King Leo who hired famed architect Sevicus. The palace has a huge collection of some of the greatest and most famous art in the world, including the Statue of Levicus and The creation of Dao.
Stats

## Character-sheets and Stats

   The Adventurers sent out on this mission aren't your common-rabble and simple common-folk, they are *specialized* in their fields, with experience under their belts from their lives. As such, each Adventurer will have their own **Custom Stats.**

#### Roll for Charisma

Each player may choose their character's stats before the adventure. Each of the 7 stats is naturally given "0" base-points, not adding any bonus to your rolls. However, the player has **5 extra-points** they may add onto any Stat they wish, to gain a **bonus** +1 for their rolls.

***You can also subtract points*** to give you ***-1*** on any rolls in that area, giving you another Point to add elsewhere. (But you can only do this *three times, maximum*.)

#### The Stat-trees

* **Health** (0) - Points here will give you an additional 5 Hit-points.
* **Strength** (0) - Points here will give you an additional +1 to any rolls related to strength. (Fighting, lifting heavy objects, etc.)
* **Agility** (0) - Gain +1 to any roll related to agility. (Balancing, acrobatic manouvers, archery/aiming, etc.)
* **Intellect** (0) - Gain +1 on intellect-rolls. (Using magic, healing-spells, handling technology and inventions, etc.)
* **Stealth** (0) - Gain +1 on stealth-rolls. (Sneaking, being silent, blending into the shadows, disguising, etc.)
* **Charisma** (0) - Gain +1 on social-rolls. (Negotiating with an NPC, deceiving, intimidating, befriending a monster, seducing, etc.)
* **Survival** (0) - Gain +1 on nature-rolls. (Handling animals, collecting food and supplies from outdoor-areas, anything based on life in the wilderness and survival.)

**Additional** **Points:** (5)

#### Example Character-sheet:

* **Health** (+1)
* **Strength** (+4)
* **Agility** (0)
* **Intellect** (0)
* **Stealth** (-2)
* **Charisma** (+2)
* **Survival** (0)

This example-character would have 5 extra hit-points, +4 on Strength-rolls, +2 on Charisma-rolls, but -2 on Stealth-rolls. All other rolls are untouched.

### Special Abilities

Along with your general-Stats, *(covered above,)* some characters may find themselves capable of a **Special Ability.** These can only be used once per session.

A Special Ability is based upon either your character's Race or Class, *(or if neither of those two are applicable, their Background,)* which will **always grant one of your Stats Critical Hits whenever the Special Ability is used.**

The only requirement for a player's Special Ability is that it is not permanent, and cannot be used in every battle. A Special Ability should instead be a rare ability that takes some concentration or energy, needing to be recharged by Resting.

#### Advanced:

Alignments and Motivations may seem like pointless flavor-items, but actually play a minor yet situationally-significant role, capable of giving you either bonuses or disadvantages.
Granny Wiggas

**Granny Wiggas** are a type of Wigga. The Granny Wiggas have said to be dated back over 3000 years ago.

These Wiggas are known to be disabled so they commonly use a mobility scooter.

## History

Granny Wiggas originated from Wiggastan. They wanted to be established as a type of Wigga. The king allowed this in 1345BC - 1000BC.

They moved to England and made it the official home for Granny Wiggas.

## Enemies and Friends

* Bush Wiggas (Enemies)
* Bingo Wiggas (Friends)
* Cyrl your dinners on Wiggas (Enemies)
* Sewage Wiggas (Friends)
* Savage Wiggas (Enemies)

## Awards

* 2006: (Jenny Jackson) Fastest Granny Wigga on a mobility scooter (Won)
* 2007: (Khloe MightsmashAVan) Jafacacke eater faty granny Wigga award (won)
Alfredo Watumwa

**Alfredo Watumwa** was a famous jazz musician from Paisley, Scotland. He came to fame after releasing the hugely popular hit Django Rechained, which was number one in over 89 countries and had over 23 million sales worldwide. In his illustrious 58 year career he had 19 U.S. Number one singles and 9 number one albums.
Yung Fucka

**Tod "El" Jackson** (born April 3, 1982), better known by his stage names **Yung Fucka**, **Yunggarbahook**, **Fish Nigga** is an English rapper, singer, songwriter, engineering expert, scientist, entrepenur, music video director, and actor, from Tottenham, England. Tod is notable for his albums *Trapped In a Bubble nigga*  (1995), *Garbahook on Dese Tings*  (1996), and *Nigga lacking Wealth* (2002), these are most notable because they are charted at #2 on the Billboard Charts at 1 point away #1 it earned bare popularity.

## Discography

* *Trapped In a Bubble nigga* (1995)
* *Garbahook on Dese Tings* (1996)
* *Nigga lacking Wealth* (2002)
* *Vicious Cycle* (2003)
* *Vicious Cycle 2* (2003)
* *No Lacking* (2004)
Wigganese

**Wigganese** is the second most spoken language in the world, behind Wiggian. It's spoken by around 4.9 billion people 4.7 billion of those are in Chinagi. There is two different types of Wigganese, Siam Wigganese and Dio Wigganese. Around 3.9 billion speak Dio and 1 billion speak Siam, Dio is spoken all across Chinagi and Siam is spoken in the South East of Chinagi and in Siam.
The Utopian Republic Of WigDen

**Founder(s)** | Franz Ilzokikolabour
* English (5 percent)

**The Utopian Republic of WigDen** is a northern Wiggian country, the people are called IKEA Wiggas. The country has a population of 3.1 million, 2.8 million of those are IKEA Wiggas the rest are mostly migrants from other Wigga nations, kingdoms and states. The country has one of the best economy's in the world, it makes a considerable amount from oil. It has the lowest percentage of violent crime out of all the Wigga Kingdoms even beating the likes of the Sub Dominion islands where millions of Kush Wiggas live. It has a cold climate especially in the North, the majority of the year is cold and dark.

## Sport

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> "WigDen's officale gaem jiuops Nijo Hockey ji van tis bikauze WigDen jiki kold trieohawt zie yier" quote by
> Mr Ziojikabdu. ---John Izoldn quote 1978
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> WigDen's official (officale) sport (gaem) is (Jiuops) Ice (Nijo) Hockey ji (i) chose (van) this (tis) because (bikause) WigDen is (jiki) cold (kold) throughout (trieohawt) the (zie) year (yier)
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## History

### *1400:Opening of WigDen*

On January 20, 1400 the leaders of WigDen signed the Declaration of Independence, making them an independent republic separating themselves from the WiggaTopian Empire.

## Anti-Islam

Since 1500 WigDen forced a law that instructed any follower of Islam isn't allowed in WigDen for certain views what they have. And this law was inforced also because, it is a Christian country.

## Triponium outbreak

*Main article*: Triponium (virus)

In 1956 the Triponium outbreak began. William-Christopher Stevenson was the man who discovered it was Triponium what started the outbreak.
The Creation of Dao

**The creation of Dao** is a painting by famous artist Ely Watumwa, painted circa 19YAD-24YAD, located in the The Great WiggaStone Palace in Central Sodinia. It illustrates the creation of Emporer Dao, in which the ancient God Queen Nawaha breathes life into the Emporer by touching him. It is one of the most famous paintings of all time and millions of tourists flood to WiggaStone Palace to see it.
Non-Player-Characters

## Alliance

* **Tradesman Hamilton**
* **Hedge-wizard Gerald**
* **The Innkeeper**
* **Innkeeper's Daughter**
* **"The New Lion of Azeroth"**
* **Farmer Joel**

## Dark Horde

* **Death Knight Goza** *(Boss)*
* **Farseer Stonefury**
* **Kal the Burner**
* **Drakemother Karkas**
* **Pugg**

## Neutral

* **Elemental Smith** *(Boss)* ***(New!)***
* **Golem Warden** *(Boss)*
* **Tower-Steward Beckley**
Voidblade Dagger

## Flavor:

*Its all fun and games until you suddenly end up teleported billions of miles away inside a Nether void-bubble.*

## History:

*Tuaitha* *discovered this Dagger in an ancient Library, after slaying a group of Ethereals who attempted to burn the "Forbidden Knowledge" of the books within. The weapon was dropped by one of the Ethereal Voidblades who attacked them.*

*Thanks to witnessing the tactics of the Voidblade Mercenaries who attacked them, Tuaitha was immediately able to grasp and understand the use of her item.*

## Mechanics:

When the Dagger is swung, it allows the user to Blink a short distance away. This ability is able to bypass doors and walls, so long as there is sufficient room on the other side.

The Blink-effect can either happen during a Charge, allowing the Wielder to teleport to their enemies for a swifter attack, or it can be used *after* an attack, allowing the Wielder to teleport a safe distance away from their enemy after a strike.
C-3 GoldStone

**C-3 GoldStone** known as **C-3** is a planet, which is inhabited by beings called Wiggas. The planet is mainly called a warzone, because Bush Wiggas and Road Wiggas were fighting from 30BC - 846AD; until world leader 'Slicknot Spitler' said "this war does not hold any valid reason, credibility because both parties had no valid reason to objectify war. In 1087 The Bush Wiggas leader 'Alëç Plïkcñeë' died and the same went for the Road Wiggas leader Tyrone due to Slavery of Different groups (this ended in 1234).
Khaled

DJ Khaled, full name **Khaled Khaled** was an occult magician and DeathLord around the time of the great purge. He was considered one of the most fearsome and powerful crime lords of his time, his power and influence could rival that of kevla and the Kader family. He made most of his money through oil, weapons, casinos and nightclubs. He was known far and wide as a powerful but ruthless gangster, responsible for the deaths of countless people. He (like many powerful crime lords of his time) was untouchable by any government and that allowed him to become as powerful as he wished. He was part of the most powerful crime family in the middle Eastern rim, the Khaled Clan. The Khaled clan was made up of male members of the family and were all immensely powerful and rich. Made up of mostly gangsters, they also had Moff Khaled who was an infamous banker and started the Khaled banking clan.
Hot Woman

A **Hot Woman** also known as a **Hottie** is a woman with high levels of attractivenous. They usually have a nice pair of tits.

## Pictures

### Rate 100

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She is buff as fuck and her tits are on point.

### Rate 90

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(Claudia Seniaubennie) She is very attractive.

### Rate 95

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(Katy Winslack)
She is buff but her tits are a bit too big.

### Rate 80

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There just talented.

### Rate 70

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She is ok but not buff.

### Rate 98

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She is amazingly hot.

### Rate 96

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She is playfull. But she looks like she's in it for the money.

### Rate 100

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The one I can see her face is fucking peng and there body's are on point.

### Rate 100

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(Tiara Wind) Everything about her is on point.
Patgriller

**Patrick Devon Crooms** better known by his stage names Patgriller, Mega Patgriller, DeepFatFryer and Pat Devine Griller is an american rapper from Georgia now based in Florida.

> "**I used to be the man that never go back"**
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Well known for making music (usually rap) for his YouTube channel Patgriller raps. He has collaborated with many artists notably Yung Trace, he recently signed to Traces record label Dao Ranaldo Official. He is a part of rap group PDG with Yung Trace and has recently released his album "Zero To The Top"

## Discography

### Albums

* Space Mission (2013-2014 recorded) (released 2015)
* Zero To The Top (2015)
PUSSY from PUSSY

**Members** | * Selina Fittie (born 1989)
 **Website**
www.pussyfrompussy.com/

**PUSSY from PUSSY (PFP)** are an English pornogaphic duo. The members of the groups are lesbians, they often say "Yeah go on lick it girl you know you want too*. The featured on Hot Woman in 2015.*
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## Pornography

* PFP - Fuck with a strap on (2010)
* PFP - Fuck Hard and lick each other out (2015)
Nemelex Xobeh

Looted by:

## Flavor:

*7 years of bad luck in exchange of the best cuddles ever? Sounds like a deal.*

## History:

"Nemelex Xobeh" was a black cat discovered by Holaer in an Ogre Loot-Hoard, evidently either wandered there on its own, or presented to the Ogres as a "toll" for passing their bridge.

Holaer adopted the cat as his own, naming it "Nemelex Xobeh".

## Trivia

* *The black cat's spawn was a result of rolling a 13 during a loot-check. The cat instantly proved its bad fortune, as the next time Holaer rolled, he rolled a 1 and tripped over the cat.*
* *The cat could quite possibly be related to an unsolved case.*
Icarus Wing

Icarus Wing is a shimmyographer, a feather-maker and supplier. He is fat as a pig and can hardly fit into his room where he uses the mixing desk to produce mist from the dreamsnakes.

The Stash Riders come to his theater to experience "Godhead" and then threaten him in order to get the English Voodoo.

He sells them a feather which turns to be fake and contains a viper.
Books

The Vurt-iverse is described obscurely throughout the series of Jeff Noon's novels

**Vurt 1993**

Vurt feathers are not for the weak. As the mysterious Game Cat says, ‘Be careful, be very careful’. But Scribble isn’t listening. He has to find his lost love. His journey is a mission to find Curious Yellow, the ultimate, perhaps even mythical Vurt feather. As the most powerful narcotic of all, Scribble must be prepared to leave his current reality behind.

**Pollen 1995**

People are sneezing and dying all ove rManchester. Telekinetic cop Sybil Jones knows that they died happy – but even a happy death can be a murder. As exotic blooms begin to flower all over the city, the pollen count is racing towards 2000...

**Automated Alice 1996**

Thrown by Zenith O'Clock, the writer of wrongs, from the Victorian age into 1998 Manchester, Alice encounters mutant hybrids, sinister gameplay, chaos theory, a robo-Alice, quantum physics, computermites, jigsaw killers, tickling vurt feathers, puzzle poems and an invisible cat called Quark.

**Nymphomation 1997**

Set both in a real and imaginary Manchester, Jeff Noon's story concerns a revolutionary lottery game that is engulfing the city in a tide of gambling fever.

**Pixel Juice 1998**

Pixel Juice is the collected outpourings of an overactive mind. A selection of fifty stories.
With new stories from the Vurt cycle and other revelations, including the discovery of an 'off' switch for the human body this newly revised edition marks the first time that Pixel Juice has been made available digitally.
Elyangelo

**Ely Joseph Watumwa** (born 1YAD) known later as Elyangelo was an painter, architect and sculptor. He is now regarded as one of most influential and skilled artists to ever live. His paintings and sculptures have inspired many great artists throughout the centuries. Ely was also the son of great singer Alfredo Watumwa, his older brother Miche was the great King of the 9th Realm and his younger brother Kevin (Kevla) was one of the biggest crime lords of his time and had a criminal empire that controlled most of the western rim and the 808 Area.

## Early Life

Ely was born in SkyBo City in the 9th realm. His spent most of his time as a young child with his grandmother because his father was always working and his mother had left before he and his brothers were born. It was his grandmother who was the first to notice that the young Ely had a special gift. He would sit quietly and draw things he would see in his room, his grandmother saw his drawings and was so impressed she almost fainted and had to sit down on her special Lil Tushin beanbag (still on sale everywhere by the way). His talent didn't stay a secret very long and at the tender age of 5 he had millions of eyes on him.
Claudia Seniaubennie

**Born** | 1993
 **Associated acts** | * Dao Leo Ranaldo
* Katy Winslack
* PUSSY from PUSSY

**Maria "Claudia" Seniaubennie** (born 1993) is an Italian webcam model and pornographic actress, from Milan. She is known for appearing on Hot Woman. She got known for being in a relationship with Dao Leo Ranaldo from 2009 till 2015.

In an interview she said "I go both ways. I once collaborated with PUSSY from PUSSY."

## Awards and nominations

* 2005: Worlds sexiest woman (nominated)
* 2006: Sexiest Italian woman ever (won)
* 2007: Porn Hub - Best cock sucker ever (won)
* 2008: X Hamster - Most Sluty woman ever (won)
* 2008: Best pussy licker ever (won)