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The First Guy To Hire an Assassin

**Description**

A guy attempts to spring a proposition of doing a murder on a guy he hates, but it takes a while for him to fully grasp the concept, and when he attempts to do said murder, he stops after finding out that the police don't like that, they decided. After realizing that he still gets money for breaking the law, he still refuses to do the murder, not for any moral reason, but because it was 5:01, so the traditional workday was now over.[1]
All The Noises I Know How To Make with Frederick Noisemaker

*All The Noises I Know How To Make with Frederick Noisemaker* is a show with at least 13 seasons hosted by Frederick Noisemaker, first appearing in *The First Guy To Make A Commercial*. The show was cancelled after Michael Pickleseller's fourth advertisement for A Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It told everyone that if you eat it; women will want to sleep with you more and everyone went crazy to get the sandwich. In The First Guy To Ever Dream, the show appears on a TV screen. It is unknown if the show wasn't really cancelled or if this is just a previous season.

The show was a hit success in Canada (the main location for the RCU but other countries do exist as seen France in The First Guy To Ever Take A Vacation) beacuse we can see a lot of people watching and enjoying the show

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 In *The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial*, Ryan Pickleseller says "congrats on 13 seasons".
2. ↑ *The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial*
Michel

**Michel** is a character first appearing in *The First Guy To Ever Take A Vacation* and portrayed by Ryan George.

## In-universe lore

> Sir, zis tower belongs to us.
>
> —Michel, [source]

Michel is an individual living in Paris, France.

### *The First Guy To Ever Take A Vacation*

An unidentified character is encountered by the first guy to take a vacation after being confused by what he is doing he gets Michel to talk to him.
The First Guy To Ever Have A Name

The First Guy to ever have a name is an episode of "The First Guy" series and was uploaded on 2nd June 2019. It included the characters Bob Unemployed (Light Blue Shirt), Bob Unemployed (Dark Blue Shirt), and Ryan George. It was about the topic of how confusing their naming system was in how everyone called each other 'person' which caused much confusion.

## Video description

Hey person, what's your sound?

Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge

## Characters

* Bob Unemployed (Light Blue Shirt)
* Bob Unemployed (Dark Blue Shirt)
* Ryan George (mailman)
The Human Sacrifice Call Center

**The Human Sacrifice Call Center** is a place that makes phone calls to people who are interested in being sacrificed in the name of **Zordon,** who originates from the children's television show, The Power Rangers. In the Zordon religion, it rains when enough souls have been sacrificed, pleasing **Zordon.**

## Gallery

The Human Sacrifice Call CenterThe Human Sacrifice Call Center
Other Person

**Other Person** is the term for a judge first mentioned in *The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime*.

## In-universe lore

Other Person is a job where you decide what someone's punishment is if they do something bad.

The first person to have a job as an Other Person (he may have had the second name "Other Person" as names were invented later with the second name being the persons' occupation.) got the job after a man took another man's hat.

## References

1. ↑ *The First Guy To Ever Have A Name*
2. ↑ *The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime*
Anthony Telemarketer

Skin color: White

Hair color: Brown

Eye color: Blue

**Anthony Telemarketer** is a character who first appeared in The Human Sacrifice Call Center but has not appeared since.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, white skin, blue eyes, a full grown beard, and a white suit with a black tie.

## In-Universe Lore

He is a telemarketer for an organization which identifies people to be human sacrifices to their one true lord Zordon.

## Gallery

Anthony TelemarketerScreenshot of AnthonyThe Human Sacrifice Call Center
The first guy to ever write fiction

1. …did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. …did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. …did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. …did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. What are you doing this guys telling lies no I’m making up stories I want to here one…did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. …did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. …did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. Oooooooo another one …did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. Avengers endgame ghe ghe gheee he ghe ghe gheeeeeeeee another won I’m going to start charging you guys 15 $ pricey I’m still going to pay me to …did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. …did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. …did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. ……did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. …did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day. How do you keep thinking it must be really hard actually super easy bearly in incumbencies how so I think of something I want to do …did a back flip snapped the bad guy neck and save the day.what if all the characters from the previous story team up oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Avengers endgame ghe ghe gheee he ghe ghe gheeeeeeeee
Boston Dynamics Intern

**Boston Dynamics Intern** is a mentioned character who is mentioned in "If Robots Turned Evil". They go missing for a week, because It's heavily implied that a Boston Dynamics robot tor their flesh apart. A Boston Dynamics robot then texts back another Boston Dynamics worker using the interns phone, and tricks them into thinking they're still a human.
Celebrity Guy

Baseball cap color: Black

Skin color: White

Hair color: Brown

Eye color: Grey

**Celebrity Guy** is a character played by **Ryan George** who appears in **Please Pay Attention To Celebrity Guy!** He gets spotted in public by 2 unnamed characters. After a short amount of time, a fire starts to spread near them. He then tells the other 2 characters that he has a plan of action, but instead starts singing to grab the other 2 characters attention.

## Appearance

He wears sunglasses, a black baseball cap, a black and white striped jacket, and a black undershirt. He has white skin with blue eyes, a full grown beard, and brown hair. And wants attention.

## Gallery

Celebrity GuyPlease Pay Attention To Celebrity Guy!Celebrity Guy Without His Glasses
## Appearances

**Please Pay Attention To Celebrity Guy!**
The Dumbest Timelines

The Dumbest Timelines is a TV Show where all the contestants (and the host) are the same person from different timelines. In the show, one contestant is picked as the one from the 'Dumbest Timeline' and the other contestants must guess what dumb things have happened in that timeline.

It has currently only appeared in one episode, that being We Live In The Dumbest Timeline, where the timeline most of the Ryan George Cinematic Universe takes place in is chosen as the dumbest.
Rufus

Hair color: Brown

Skin color: White

Eye color: Blue

**Rufus** is a character who appears in **How Tools Got Their Names.** He is played by Ryan George, and works at **The Place Where Words For Things Are Decided.** He was in charge of coming up with a name for the crowbar.

## Appearance

He wears a dark matte blue jacket and similarly colored undershirt. He has white skin with blue eyes, a full grown beard, and brown hair.

## Trivia

* He most likely named the tool the crowbar because he has a crow on his shoulder.
Newjago Season 1

**Newjago Season 1** (sometimes referred to as The Darkness Returns) is the premiere of the spin-off/show extension of Ninjago +. Its main protagonist is Lloyd, its secondary protagonist is Joy, and its antagonist is Old Lloyd (now Lloyd 70607). This season takes place between the years of 9995 and the start of 9999. It was animated by Innotech Animation Studios. It originally aired on RRC, then it aired on Kungas Productions in 2019, and CH in 2020.

* Garmadon Strikes Back
* **Newjago**
* The Sweep

## People

* **Main Antagonist:** Lloyd 70607
* **Final Boss:** Lloyd 70607
* **Villain Faction:** N/A
* **Main Protagonist:** Lloyd Garmadon
* **Secondary Protagonist:** Joy Garmadon
Newjago Season 2

**Newjago Season 2** (a.k.a. The Sweep) is the 2nd installment of Newjago. The main villains are Janitor Guy and Garmadon. This season takes place between the years of 9999 and 10000. It was animated by Innotech Animation Studios. It originally aired on RRC, then it aired on Kungas Productions in 2019, and CH in 2020.

* Newjago
* **The Sweep**
* The Gray Newja

## People

* **Main Antagonist:** Janitor Guy
* **Final Boss:** Garmadon
* **Villain Faction:** N/A
* **Main Protagonist:**
Ryan George Jr

His first appearance was during the Invention of Christmas. He also appears in The First Guy To Ever Be King and The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers.

## In-universe lore

He is the son of Ryan George. It was revealed in The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers that he is a cannibal who ate many people, and got arrested. The article states that his teeth might actually be human flesh, and that he was found chewing on a leg. The article was written by John Journalist.

## Quotes

"Blood!"

"Are you bribing me?"

"What are we celebrating?"

"I don't think I want to guy to this party."

"He's not alive anymore?"

"What happened to him?"

"Oh, okay."

"Really?"

"Who are they gonna be from, the birthday guy?"

"An old man, what old man?"

"What's his name?"

"Claus!?"

"It's Chris now?"

"It sounds like you're making this up dad."

"What!?"

"I don't want an old man to break in!"

"Jolly? Is that a word that people say?"

"Okay... Is he just giving gifts to me?;"

"In the world?"

## Appearances

The First Guy To Ever Be King

The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas

The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers (Photo)

The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake (Cameo in Photo)

If Robots Turned Evil (Profile picture)

When The Comment Section Sees A Dog Or Baby

## Gallery

Ryan George JRArticleRyan George Jr in photoRyan George JR in profile picture
## Trivia

* For some reason, he is also the son of the king.
* Ryan asked his audience "Why is everyone bullying my beautiful baby boy?" in the comments section of The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas.
* This may be a prime example of the larval state of the Ryan George species.
* He has a beard dispite being still a child.
* Soon after the publication of The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas, Ryan published a tweet parodying Paramount Studio response to internet's reaction to Sonic's design in the Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
Swimmer Guy

**Swimmer Guy** is a character who appears "The First Guy To Ever Swim", the 21st episode of The First Guy. He is the first person to ever swim in an ocean.

## History

### **TFG20 - The First Guy To Ever Swim**

Swimmer Guy decided to jump in and float in the top layer of some drinking stuff for no reason. He stayed there for a while, until triangle-tailed fish came and made the drinking stuff red and taste like pennies.
Boss Guy

Boss Guy is a Boss in the Ryan George Extended Universe.

## History

### **The First Guy To Ever Take Vacation**

Boss Guy allows Employee Guy to try this new thing: going for a country for just a week. After returning, Employee Guy gifts him a bottle opener which says Paris on it, much to his confusion. Employee Guy then says he will not shut up about the trip he went on.

### **The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas**

Boss guy also allows Employee Guy to celebrate the birth of a man who died thousands of years ago. Employee Guy claims to be very interested in the teachings of this man, and also asks Boss Guy for a bonus, but doesn't like the idea of giving a bonus to his Boss. Then, Boss Guy decides to give himself a bonus.

## Appearances

* The First Guy To Ever Take Vacation
* The Guy Who Invented Sarcasm (Mentioned)
* The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
How It Feels To Not Understand Cars

**How It Feels To Not Understand Cars** was uploaded on October 3rd, 2021. The topic is about a guy whos car is making weird noises, so he goes to a car mechanic, and can't understand what the car mechanic is talking about.

## Video description

Hi there hello please click the subscribe button and turn on notifications so I can feed my cats. Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge

## Characters

Driver whos car is making noises

Car Mechanic
The 90's Talk Show

*The 90's Talk Show* was a show that aired around 1995, appearing in the seven episodes of *"THE FUTURE IS DUMB*" series. Hosted by a nameless Talk Show host, it features a resident time-traveling reporter, who reports about the future. The show covers many different topics about the future, including social media, popular games, search engines and more. Sometime during the process of traveling in time for the show, the machine malfunctions, causing the reporter to lose his foot and get stuck in 2020. The reporter also mentions several times that the 90's Talk Show Host eventually dies in 2004, leaving one to assume that the show ends around that time or earlier.

## Known Episodes

The entire list of episodes is currently unknown, though eight episodes have resurfaced.

 Social Media | Unknown Date, 1995
 Video Games | Unknown Date, 1995
 Non-Fungible Tokens | Unknown Date, 1996
Jim

Hat color: Grey

Jim is a character who first appeared in the 2020 video The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped, and is played by Ryan George. About halfway through the video, the main character Bodybuilder Guy reveals Jim's name. It is phrased in such a way that suggests gyms are named after Jim, who is building the first room of such kind. Every time Jim appears in the video, he is holding a large hammer with a wooden handle and a dark iron head. Until the fourth wall shatters, Jim exclusively looks at his hammer with large interest, and turns it as if to look at it from different angles. One might therefore assume that this is Jim's first time building a room, which also explains why the fourth wall shatters very easily.

## Quotes

"Yep, just finished putting up the third wall. Now I'm onto number four." - hints at a fourth wall joke later on in the video.

"I don't know, I'll think of something." - Jim's response to Bodybuilder Guy asking what they should name the heavy lifting room.

"Oooh, my god!" - Jim's response to the 4th wall shattering.

"I don't know, but the 4th wall just shattered!" - Jim's response to Bodybuilder Guy asking him what happened.

## Gallery

Jim looking at his hammerThe 4th wall shatteringThe First Guy To Ever Get Ripped
The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

**The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction** was uploaded on April 9th, 2019. The topic is about 2 people who like one guys fiction stories and listen to them for a long time.

## Video description

Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2wscuFf Twitter/Instagram:

@TheRyanGeorge

Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

## Characters

Fiction story writer

Blue shirt fiction story listening guy

Red shirt fiction story listening guy
Valyra Gugnarsson

* **Nombre: Valyra**
* **Apellido: Gugnarsson**
* **Raza: Enana Gris**
* **Clase Inicial: Mercenaria**
* **Jugador: Cym**

## Historia

El nauseabundo olor fue haciendo que despertase poco a poco. Tenía el pelo enmarañado en la cara y aún sostenía una jarra en sus manos. Levantó la cara de la mesa con pesadez cuando notó un punzante dolor en la mandíbula. Bajó su mirada y vio un pequeño charco de sangre donde había estado reposando su cabeza.

Exhaló aire con fuerza y miró a su alrededor mientras movía la boca como si tratase de encajar la mandíbula. Poco a poco fue recordando lo acontecido la noche anterior, nada del otro mundo, un poco de cerveza, humanos fanfarrones… lo de todas las noches.

Si Padre la viese, estaría orgulloso de ella, siempre que obviase el detalle de haber perdido la herrería en una estúpida apuesta, claro. Pero al fin y al cabo no tardaría en recuperarla. *"Tenía un plan"*.

Rió para ella, recordando los buenos momentos, trabajando el metal, riendo mientras bebía con su padre. Ojalá hubiese nacido hombre, era lo único que su padre había deseado, y, aunque en su educación nunca importó este pequeño detalle, sabía que a Padre le habría gustado.

Tambaleándose se incorporó totalmente y se dirigió a la barra, para encaramarse en un taburete. Miró al posadero con la mirada algo ebria todavía y pidió otra cerveza. El hombre la miró incrédulo, algo que solía pasar dada su condición. Estaba segura que si en lugar de una larga melena lo que ostentase fuera una poblada barba no osarían mirarla así.

-***¿Estás preparada, pequeñaja?*** - inquirió una voz a lo lejos.

- ***¿A quien llamas pequeñaja, patas largas? ¿Buscas que te ponga en mi regazo y te de un par de azotes, chiquillo malcriado?***

El joven rió a carcajadas, algo que hizo que la enana apretase los labios y torciese el morro. Mientras lo observaba, comenzó a recoger su cabello en una larga trenza.

**- *Vamos, Valyra, no te mosquees, ¡ya sabes que bromeo! Espero que estés preparada, partimos dentro de una hora.***

**-*Tranquilo, tengo todo lo que necesito*** - sonríó divertida -***solo espero que esta vez nos paguen bien por el transporte, estoy cansada de trabajar por miserias.***

El humano rió de nuevo mientras se giraba. Era evidente que no solían tomarla en serio, aunque la pareja de desdichados que la trató así la noche anterior ya no pensaban lo mismo.

La enana sonrió mientras se tocaba la barbilla. Este trabajo era apenas un poco más peligroso que el anterior y recibiría más del doble de recompensa. Era un buen trato. Bajó del taburete y recuperó sus pertenencias, revisando que el hacha estuviese en perfecto estado y se encaminó hacia la puerta decidida mientras soltaba de nuevo su cabello.
Larry Commentator

**Larry** is a character first appearing in *Sports Announcers Who Get Way Too Personal*.

## In-universe lore

Larry is a hockey commentator, seen working with John (Commentator) during Hockey Night.

## Personality

He seems to be diligant in his research, as shown when he interviewed Mark Anderson's sixth grade teacher, Mrs Winslow to discover his background.
Harpist

**Harpist** **guy** is a character that is hired to play the harp in order to transition from the present into a convenient flashback. He is hired by the inventor of milk and cheese to play into flashbacks.

## Quotes

"Did you hire a harpist?" "Yeah, I hired a harpist, he's sitting right over there. Now shut up, I'm gonna reminisce a bit."

"Where's that harp music coming from?" "From my harpist. Now shut your mouth, it's time to remember."

"[Harp music with a stern expression]"

## Gallery

Harpist playing cheese man into his milk flashbackHarpist playing milk man into his cow flashback
Disney Sports Basketball

***Disney Sports Basketball*** brings exaggerated moves and original locations to life as your favorite Disney characters take to the court. Mickey and his pals, who include Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy, come together for three-on-three-style basketball action with arcade-style gameplay. Choose your team, and then take on five game modes, including Exhibition, Season, and All-Star Game, among others. If you can master the game's intuitive controls, you can take your team all the way to the finals or dominate three of your friends in multiplayer mode.
It's morning time now

A frame of the opening sequence

*it's morning time now* is a Canadian morning news and talk program that serves the city of Montreal, Quebec. Its only appearance as of May 2023 is in *If Morning TV Wasn't Hosted By Morning People*.

It begins at 4:30 AM Eastern Time Zone with various news and entertainment segments.

## Segments

### Weather Time!

*Weather Time!* is the weather segment of the program, in which the forecast for the morning, afternoon and evening of the specific day is reported. Predictions for the following days may also be shown.

### Recipe Corner!

*Recipe Corner!* is a special segment that features guest chefs and their diverse dishes, such as toast.
Bodybuilder Guy

Hair color: Brown

Eye color: Blue

**Bodybuilder Guy** is a character who appears in the 2020 video The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped, played by Ryan George.

## Appearance

He is a big buff guy, who wears a red and blue backwards baseball cap. He has white skin with blue eyes, a full grown beard, and brown hair.

## Gallery

Bodybuilder GuyThe First Guy To Ever Get Ripped
Newjago

**Ninjago Earth-123** also known as Newjago is the 123rd closest universe to Prime Ninjago in the Ninjago Multiverse.

Sorry if there isn't much info here yet, I'll try to work on that soon.

## Seasons and Episodes

### Newjago (2018-2020) 10 Seasons

Season 1 -Newjago

Season 2 -The Sweep

Season 3 -The Gray Newja

Season 4 -Escape!

Season 5 -Again...

Season 6 -Return of the Ninja

Season 7 -Black and Blue

Season 8 -3 Days/Sundown

Season 9 -New Beginnings

Season 10 -Newja, Go!

#### Newjago: Creation and Destruction (2020-2021, 2023) 7 Seasons

Season 11 - The Big Nightmare

Season 12 - The Curse of Morro

Season 13 - Flattened Souls

Season 14 - The Tournament

Season 15 -

Season 16 -

Season 17 -

Season 18 -

Season 19 -

Season 20 -

All Episodes

## OC Central

This is the OC central for Earth-123 a.k.a. Newjago which means this has all of the OC's currenlty on this wiki. They are in order of which one was publicly released first.

Joy Garmadon

Zora Garmadon

Tut Cophagus

Alia Age-Eater

Jake Sinston Wayne

Baze Malbus

Main Cophagus
A Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It

**A Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It** is a product invented by Michael Pickleseller. An advertisement for it appeared on the last season of *All The Noises I Know How To Make with Frederick Noisemaker* and *The scary news channel.* All the sandwiches go through the lick test to make sure it meets their high standards. They also make child sized sandwiches. The official website for it is prettybigpickles.com.

Later the company would evolve into The Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It Corporation and release an obligatory "In These Uncertain Times" commercial. Their next market ploy would be to include a free toy with every meal. After that they invented "paper straws that don't really work" instead of single use plastic straws.

In the episode "When Fast Food Restaurants Give Out Toys" we see that The Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It has Pickles, a mascot who's description is "The Pickle Who Doesn't Bite", a ball pit, and a way to get milk for your children.

Image of second advertisement.Image of third advertisementChild sized
Captain Atheist

Captain Atheist is a member of The Avengers. He is commonly known as the worst Avenger that has joined. Since Captain Atheist is an atheist, he refuses to help anybody who says 'Oh, my God' or 'Jesus Christ' because he does not believe in them.

## History

### **Captain Atheist is the Worst Avenger**

Christian Guy thanked Captain Atheist (but said 'Thank God'), but he says that he doesn't think so (meaning he doesn't think god exist). Christian Guy then asks Captain Atheist if he will help him or not, ending with "Jesus Christ" but Captain Atheist says: "Am I gonna help ya who?". Christian Guy then dies because some rubble fall onto him. Captain Atheist then says: "Oh shit".
James Politician

Black Tie

James Politician is a politician and the former mayor of City Townville. He was first mentioned in the episode *News Shows That Argue About Everything*. After leaving office, his former advisor Jonathan Lawyer went on Channel 8's News Network to expose his despicable actions while being Mayor.

## History

### **News Shows That Argue About Everything**

In his first episode, James Politician is mentioned and shown shortly in a video criticizing his claims of being pro-triangle, while simultaneously voting for anti-triangle laws.

### **When Sketchy People Write Tell-All Books**

In the video "When Sketchy People Write Tell-All Books" [1] Jonathan Lawyer is being interviewed about his connections with James Politician and his mischievous acts. However, Jonathan Lawyer uses the opportunity to promote his book Hey, I Saw Some Real Freakin' Sketchy Stuff For Sure and many other pieces of merchandise. As the video progresses however, we see how Jonathan Lawyer was involved in the negative behavior James Politician was being accused of. For example when examining an audio recording of James Politician teaching the resident mascot of City Townville's City Hall, Wilfred the Parrot how to say curse words, it is seen that Jonathan Lawyer was also on the recording helping James Politician.

## Appearances:

*When Sketchy People Write Tell-All Books*

News Shows That Argue About Everything

## Gallery

James PoliticianWhen Sketchy People Write Tell-All BooksMayor Politician
Screenwriter Guy

> "Super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
>
>

Warner Bros

Dreamworks

Sony Pictures/ Sony Pictures Animation

Netflix

Universal Studios

Summit Entertainment

Columbia Pictures

Paramount Pictures

Hollywood Pictures

Screen Rant

20th Century Fox/ 20th Century Studios

CBS

HBO

Legendary Pictures

Lucasfilm

AMC

Focus Features

[adult swim]

Compass International Pictures

NBC

Screenwriter Guy is the screenwriter in and one of the main characters in Screen Rant's Pitch Meetings, where he pitches movie scripts to Studio Executive Guy.

His first appearance was in the original version of "Justice League Pitch Meeting", the pilot episode of the "Pitch Meetings" series. He spent his childhood with his 17,000 siblings, who all share identical faces. He likely owns a flame thrower that he keeps in his car.

It is possible that Screenwriter Guy, and by extension the whole pitch meeting series, is not real, but just a hallucination of Studio Executive Guy after he fell into a vat of chemicals. At another point, Producer Guy states that it's possible they are both "ageless beings", explaining how they appear throughout so many decades completely unchanged.

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/3zTxIdpj-gQ at 1:54
2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h95wF4\_qHQ
Ken Candidate

Pink Baseball Cap

Light Purple Glasses

Ken Candidate is a character who appears in *News Shows That Argue About Everything* and runs for President. It is unknown whether he wins the election or not. But if you look on James Politician's page it says that he was the former mayor of City Townville so it is very likely that Ken did win the role as mayor. After a mix-up of presentations causes the entire political system instantly shifts to revolve solely on shapes, Ken decides to promote his own shape, hexagons.
The First Guy To Ever Take A Vacation

**The First Guy to Ever Take Vacation** is the very first video in the *The First Guy* video series. It shows the first ever person to take a vacation and travel to Paris.

## Plot

Employee Guy asks Boss Guy for a vacation because he wants to try this new thing: going for a country for just a week. Employee Guy then travels to Paris, France and meets French Guy . He wants to take a photo of the Eiffel Tower but French Guy declines because it belongs to them, Employee Guy then explains he just wants to take a picture and show it to other people. French Guy still doesn't understand so he finds Michel Guy and tells him the situation. Michel also declines because it belongs to them. Employee Guy then wants to eat, but French Guy mistakens and thinks Employee Guy's country ran out of food. Employee Guy then explains the situation and tries a baguette. He then leaves 7 day later, much to French Guy and Michel Guy's confusion.

Back to his office, he gifts Boss Guy a bottle opener which says Paris on it, much to Boss Guy's confusion. Employee Guy then says he will not shut up about the trip he went on.

## Video Description

Subscribe:
Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge

Feeling really stressed lately... I think I really need to fly to another country and look at all their stuff.

What if vacationing hadn't been invented yet? How would you go about asking your boss for time off from work to... fly to another country and just BE THERE for a little while?

Here's my Amazon "Influencer" link where you'll find all the equipment I use to make these videos! If you buy anything on Amazon through this link (not just items from this equipment list) Amazon gives me a little bit of money! And that lets me buy food for my cats!
https://www.amazon.ca/shop/ryangeorge​

## Characters

* Employee Guy
* Boss Guy
* French Guy
* Michel Guy
“Son of Ebenezer and Abigail” Anderson

This is the child of Ebenezer Anderson and Abigail Anderson.
His name was unknown, all we known is that he existed and was a boy.

The way we know he exists is because Ebenezer and Abigail had a great (x8) grandson name Mark. There would have to have been at least one child of Ebenezer and Abigail to continue the Heritage line.

The way we know he is male is because the Anderson line continued. Ebenezer’s great (x8) grandson’s last name was Anderson, so the Anderson line continued.
Santa Claus

Santa is a obese and elderly man who delvers toys and gifts to children around the world. He is seemingly immortal as his unhealthy life style has caused him to have heart attacks, but never die. He works with elves, who bet on how he will die. His elves have to do a lot of work each year with making toys. Every night on Christmas Eve he eats millions of cookies, and drinks millions of gallons of milk. He lives in the North pole with his elves, reindeer, and his wife Ms. Claus.
Airlock Alien

This creature appears only in The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison Adspace after it was trapped in the Adstronaut's airlock for breaking into his ship and trying to lay an egg in the dude's chest.

It is implied he has been to the moon seeing how he agrees with the Adstronaut that the moon has great wi-fi. He does want to get out, but once the Adstronaut agrees to take him to The Escape Game on the condition the creature doesn't put an egg in his chest, the Airlock Alien honestly admits he'll probably try to do it. The Adstronaut's final words in the episode "He's gonna try to put an egg in my chest." suggest that they still might go, although how they will end up in The Escape Game is unclear, since their website doesn't mention any space locations (I assume, I didn't bother checking).

Since the alien hasn't appeared in any videos since, he is most likely still stuck in the Airlock or has been moved to a secure holding room on the astronaut's ship/station.
John Journalist

**John Journalist** is a very minor character only appearing in The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers. He was the one who wrote the article about Ryan George Jr being a cannibal, and eating many people.

## Trivia

* Like most other characters, his last name is the name of his profession, being Journalist.
Thomas J. Kent Jr.

**Thomas J. Kent Jr.** is an Internatinal Banker, Movie Producer & Philanthropist. He is also the Chairman and C.E.O. Of Kent Global LLC & The Kent Family Office. Kent Global LLC is an international investment firm with clients from minor startups to large Governments. The Kent Family Office is the personal family office of Mr. Kent that invests in a variety of industies.

## Early Life

Thomas was born in the United States on October 8, 1976 – a very auspicious day during the second moon of October. Prominent astrologers had predicted his meteoric rise in the business arena prior to his birth. He is the son of famous American Civil Rights activist, Religious leader and businessman Thomas J. Kent, Sr., who gave Thomas the foundation and generous footing in the world of philanthropy. Thomas holds degrees from both United States and United Kingdom Univesities. He is a world traveler who has been to a myriad of countries on six continents.

## Career

Thomas started his secular career at GBI capital as a Juior Stock Broker. He then went off on his own with some partners to begin Tiger Ventures, a company that helped startups raise capital. In 2010, the partners sold the company and Mr. Kent started Kent Global LLC, an international Investment firm with clients from startups to Governments. Thomas has recently started the Kent Family Office. It is a single family office that will make personal investments for Thomas in Film, Real Estate and small businesses. He is also an executive contributing editor for several magazines like the Heart Of Hollywood Magazine & Brainz Magazine. His personal family office has invested more than 4 million in film projects to date. Thomas also is on the board of advisors of several private companies.

## Personal Life

Due to his hectic schedule and rigorous standards, he remains single to date. He spends time traveling between his New York City & London residences.
Lilac Dioran

## Personality

Lilac is quite the active and energetic girl! She just loves exploring and reading about history! She also loves getting her hands dirty, and prefers taking hands on experiences. Lilac is sociable of course, her job requires her to be, and she has a pet lizard, who she named Ragnarok, which is her emotional support whenever she has to do an expedition alone. Lilac never sits still for long, and is always itching for her next adventurer! She brings back any important items she doesn’t need to the guild for use.

## Backstory

Lilac was always the odd one out of her family, she always liked different things then her siblings, always had different clothing choices, and always had different tastes in food. Her family was all about tradition, and in every way, she broke it. In the end, her parents didn’t hold any malice towards the girl and thus they raised as normal. As she grew older, she found her life being cooped in Gaea City, quite boring. So when she was able to, she said goodbye to her family, and thus began her journey, to find not just ancient objects,
But to also find herself.
트리데우스

칼로르, 닉스, 이름이 잊힌 신 삼위를 모시는 코렌타의 국교이자 삼위의 신을 묶어 부르는 말. 안타르 산에서 황실의 조상이 내려온 이래로 코렌타의 국교다. 아비에서 아들로 물려받는 세습 신관과 신학 공부를 하고 서품을 ㄹ받아 오르는 사제가 있다. 가슴의 세모꼴 장식으로 모시는 신을 표시하고, 의미 불명의 청회색은 이름이 잊힌 신의 상징이다. 신전을 물려받거나 부임하지 않는 연구 사제들에게도 모시는 신은 있으며 연구 주제에 대한 제한은 없으나 대신전에 주제를 보고해야 한다. 30년쯤 전부터 교단의 연구 주제에 대한 분위기가 엄해졌다.
Waysus

WaySus is a fictional gaming company that sells gaming products such as keyboards, chairs, PCs, and monitors. They were first mentioned in “What it’s like shopping online.” Where WaySus sold their monitor in an advertisement on Google. They also sell their products on Amazon, most notably their gaming chairs. One example is their orange chair, titled “*Gaming Chair Racing Office Chair High Black Computer Desk Chair PU Leather Chair Exclusive and Ergonomic Swivel Chair with Headrest and Lumbar Support.”* And it is Amazon’s Choice.

-I agree
Julie Nolke

**Julie Marie Nolke** is a Canadian comedian, actress, writer, and YouTuber. She is best known for her comedic YouTube series Explaining the Pandemic to my Past Self. She plays Ryan’s Wife in “The first people to get married” “The first people to get divorced” “The first couple to have a kid together” and “The first couple to move in together”
Diary of a Kleptomaniac

**Diary of a Kleptomaniac** was uploaded on January 20, 2009. The topic is about a documentary filmmaker, John Markson, interviewing a kleptomaniac, named Ryan George, for a segment in his new film, "Diary of a Kleptomaniac".

## Video Description

Recovered footage from an interview with Ryan George, who suffers from kleptomania.

Music from Incompetech Here's my Amazon "Influencer" link where you'll find all the equipment I use to make these videos! If you buy anything on Amazon through this link (not just items from this equipment list) Amazon gives me a little bit of money! And that lets me buy food for my cats! https://www.amazon.ca/shop/ryangeorge

## Characters

John Markson

Ryan George
Project Oblivion

## Overview

Project Oblivion was a plan created by a scientist called Lizzie. The plan was to utilize a magical crystal to unleash a giant laser that would destroy Undella, and Lizzie would rule and create an Empire over the ashes.

Oblivion sought to create a being that would help them secure this goal, and thus they kidnapped many people and this research culminated in the forming of a robot known as Oblivion-Z. This robot caused much destruction after it's creation.

The Project was incredibly close to reaching it's goal, but the journey of Arin and his companions had brought them into the Starship where the laser was set to fire, and ten seconds before detonation, Oblivion was stopped. Lizzie though, had gone insane, and opted to crash the starship into Undella to create a bomb powerful enough to destroy all life. Arin was able to stop this plan as well, and before the ship crashed, he defeats Lizzie.

The ship safely crashes into the Nature Kingdom plains and forms the current day Starship Ruins. Oblivion-Z and Lizzie are both destroyed, thus ending the Project Oblivion threat
Talent Scout Guy

**Talent Scout Guy** (not officially named) is an occasionally appearing character in the Pitch Meeting series. In his appearances he pitches a particular actor to Producer Guy. He has so far only appeared in three videos: "Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson Actor Pitch Meeting", "Chris Pratt Actor Pitch Meeting" and "Tom Cruise Actor Pitch Meeting".

According to "Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson Actor Pitch Meeting", he has never met Screenwriter Guy.
Hey, I Saw Some Real Freakin' Sketchy Stuff For Sure

**Hey, I saw some real freakin' sketchy stuff for sure** is a book created by **Jonathan Lawyer.** The book documents his experience working for James Politician, and was revealed in **When Sketchy People Write Tell-All Books.**

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The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter

**The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter** is part of the The First Guy series and was uploaded February 7, 2022. The topic is about a guy who wants to be a professional fighter and unintentionally creates boxing.

## Synopsis

*Get your first purchase from Blueland for 20% off by clicking my link https://bit.ly/3ghdBAr Now shipping to the U.S., Canada, the U.K., Australia & New Zealand! Hi there hello please click the subscribe button and turn on notifications so I can feed my cats. Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge*

## Plot

A Guy goes up to Ideas Guy and tells them that he wants to punch people in the fact as a job, at first Ideas Guy isn't into and thinks his friend his just robbing people after telling a bunch of facts however eventually Ideas Guy is into it. He starts creating ideas of what they will call the sport and how it will work. With his friend agreeing on some of it and disagreeing on other parts.

## Characters

* Boxer Guy
* Ideas Guy
* Adstronaut
Florp Flap

You Son Of A Gun... I'm In.

The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk

Florp Flap is a recurring character in the Ryan George universe. He first appeared in The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial.Edit by YOUTUBE YOOS:Florp Flap is very cool so cool that his hair follecules were jealous and left him. He does not know what is a phone and a description. Furthermore, he does not know how to get on the internet. 🐋

## Appearance

He is a green alien (unlike the white Airlock Alien) with big pitch black eyes. He doesn't have any hair on his body, and refers to part of his biology as florpflaps.

## In-universe lore

He is an alien in adspace, and a frenemy of the Adstronaut. He started balding at 34.5 years old. He is bad at math, as stated in The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk, and always buys candy when he's at the pharmacy.

## Appearances

The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial

Time Traveler Discovers Google - THE FUTURE IS DUMB

The Scary News Network

You Son Of A Gun... I'm In.

The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk

Entry-Level Jobs In 2021

## Quotes

"My goals are to destroy all life in the galaxy!"

"I'm not a monster, I thought we were friends!"

"Okay!"

"Do you want to hang out later?"

"Okay, I'll go do that!"

"That's okay!"

"Yeah, your mouth smells great!"

"I have to go!"

"What's going on?"

"All natural, baby!"

"I don't like trimming my body hair, my florp flaps always end up bleeding!"

"Oh, okay good!"

"Deodorant?"

"Oh yeah, that makes sense! My balls stink!"

"Okay, I'm going to go on my date now, bye!"

"Well actually, I started balding at 34 and a half, so..."

"I'm sorry, yeah, I'm not good at math."

"Hey, that's were I live!"

"I always buy candy when I'm at the pharmacy, that's not a healthy habit!"

"Sorry!"

"50% off? That's almost half!"
The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial

**The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial** is the 11th episode of The First Guy.

## Plot

Before the video starts, Ryan George tells the audience that the video is sponsored by Skillshare. The episode starts with Frederick Noisemaker making some noises in All The Noises I Know How To Make with Frederick Noisemaker. Frederick then says that before he continues, he says that Michael Pickleseller has paid him some money to use the airtime so he can talk about his company, Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It. Michael Pickleseller says that he knows that millions of people watch All The Noises I Know How To Make so he says that the people watching will buy his Sandwich.
The Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It Corporation ©

Owned by Michael Pickleseller the Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It Corporation is the manufacture of the sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it. All of their products go through the lick test. They have their very own website, at prettybigpickles.com The corporation is mentioned in Obligatory "In These Uncertain Times" Commercial, and The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial videos. It also has a PR team, and send a delivery guy to the houses to give them the sandwiches, which during the pandemic costs more. They also donated $1 million to their ad agency. It was revealed in the When Fast Food Restaurants Give Out Toys that they give out cheap plastic toys to make kids come there more often. These toys include purple unicorn, a yellow crane, a miniature sized white plane, and a pink pig. In the same episode, it was also revealed they make kid sized sandwiches with pretty big pickles in them. Their mascot is a guy in a fun pickle costume, creatively named Pickles.

## Gallery

BuildingsLogoPrettybigpickles.com websiteSandwichMr. PicklesPlastic toysPlastic pigPlastic cranePlastic planeChild Sized
Screen Rant

**Screen Rant** is an American YouTube channel that focuses on making top ten videos for movie and TV show facts. Main focuses of the channel includes Warner Brothers., Marvel, Disney, Star Wars, DC, among others.

### Pitch Meeting

**Pitch Meeting** is one of the most popular series on the channel, where Ryan George does comedic pitch meetings for various films and film franchises, as a way to critique the movies but still entertain the audience. It's provided memes in the fanbase, like "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" and "(insert concept here) is tight!" The series was started on November 27th, 2017, with Justice League Pitch Meeting, based on a skit on his own channel and since then they've uploaded almost 200 pitch meetings. New Pitch Meetings are uploaded every Sunday.
Bob Podcaster

**Bob Podcaster** is a podcast host on The Pod. He once interviewed a person on his podcast.

## History

Bob Podcaster once interviewed a person on his podcast. The person was about to reveal the sentence he heard that made everything click for him, but Podcaster interrupted him by saying numerous times. “Lemme just ask you this.”

1. ↑  I Freaking Love When Podcast Hosts Do This on the Ryan George YouTube channel  (backup link)
Potions

Potions are rather self explanatory. Using ingredients that come from magical beasts or plants, people with the correct training and knowledge can create potions with helpful and harmful effects. Potions can be drunk or thrown onto people to utilize them.

## Potions

Elemental Resist Potions - Resists the Mana of [X] Element. Lasts for 2 Hours

Healing - Restores some Mana of the User.

Invisibility - Self Explanatory - Lasts for 30 Minutes

Night Vision - Self Explanatory - Lasts for 30 Minutes

Acid - Can melt through most materials. Doesn't effect living things

Slowness - Cuts Physical Speed in half, doesn't affect thinking. - Lasts for 5 Minutes

Swiftness - Doubles Speed - Lasts for Five Minutes

Strength - Raises Physical Strength, Lasts for 3 Minutes

Weakness - Lowers Physical Strength, lasts for 3 minutes.

Water Breathing - User can breath underwater. Lasts for 4 Hours

Levitation - User can float freely. Lasts 10 Minutes
Joel Emmert

## Personality

Pretty down to earth and calm. He doesn't see himself going out, helping someone out of nowhere, unless he feels it's important. Tell him to lie, and he will just blankly stare at you. He cares about family, and the few friends he has made while working on the ranch. Do NOT hurt Nina, if you want to get away unharmed. She's like a little sister to him.

## Backstory

He had lived a pretty normal, not too hectic life. Having to deal with the sudden inclusion of Nina, though, to the family was...An oddity. However, after learning of his powers helping her out, as well as getting the horse back, they returned home. Where he practices his newly learned powers, while keeping Nina from doing anything ridiculously stupid that will get her hurt. He actually got hurt, one time, trying to keep her safe. After explaining he'd be okay, and getting a bandage onto the injury on his nose...Well, Nina saw this and followed along, with a bandage on her own nose. Thankfully, at least from what Joel could tell, she'd gotten over accidentally getting him hurt.
Dominic

**Dominic** is a character who appears "The First Guy To Ever Swim", the 21st episode of The First Guy. He is friends with Black Cap Guy.

## History

### **TFG20 - The First Guy To Ever Swim**

Dominic is first mentioned in the beginning of the episode, where his friend Black Cap Guy says that Dominic went into "The Drinking Stuff" to drink some water. Then, he returns after Swimmer Guy gets killed by sharks, and decides to move around at the top layer of the ocean.
Dwarfs (Species)

## Characteristics

Dwarfs share the same physical aspects as humans and elves.Except their small size, most dwarfs never grow taller then 4'10. Usally having small body types, 80% of the dwarf population is female.

While small, Dwarfs are among the strongest species. Able to lift more then ten times their weight. They are also speedy and crafty. For all of this physical advantages they have, they have little magical aptitude to balance it out.
Newjago Season 6

Return of the Ninja is the 6th Newjago Season. It's main villains are humans, Horns, Pixal, and Dan 2. It was created by EG Productions. It was animated by Rativiv Pictures. It originally aired on RRC, then it aired on Kungas Productions in 2019, and CH in 2020.

* Again...
* **Return of the Ninja**
* Black and Blue
Newjago Season 8

3 Days/Sundown is the 8th Newjago Season and the 1st Newjago Special-Only Season. It's main villains are Jet Black, Horns, The Overlord, and the Skeleton Army. It was created by EG Productions. It was animated by Rativiv Pictures. It originally aired on RRC and Kungas Network, then it aired on CH in 2020.

* Black and Blue
* **3 Days/Sundown**
* New Beginnings
Party Guy

The Party Gut is an unnamed guy in "The First Guy To Ever Host A Party". On his quest to find the perfect fun time, he went through four extremely dangerous tests (Parts A-D) before settling on Part E, or "party". Parts A-D resulted in the deaths of multiple subjects, although it is not known exactly what fate befell them. It is possible that one of these tests was Jeremiah's birthday party in The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday. In The First Guy To Ever Host A Party. he invites a person to a party. It is not known weather or not this is a fifth test of his fun time formula, or if this is a beta version of some better functioning system. Despite little being known about this character, it is clear that he has twisted wishes and a botched priority system.