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Temple 18

**Chapter 18**

Richard and Drefan chat for a bit. Richard thanks Drefan for helping Cara, and asks if they have any surviving siblings. Drefan isn't sure, but thinks they may have a (half) sister named Lindie. Drefan then does healer stuff to Kahlan, easing the pain of her arm and trying to soothe her headache. However, Kahlan finds herself staring at the swell of his manhood, and has a sudden flashback to him groping Cara, so she says she's fine.

Richard asks Drefan to help with the sick men in his army, and they part ways. In the hall outside of Kahlan's rooms, she and Richard snog for a bit and then head into her rooms and have an uninteresting two-page conversation. Then they snog some more and soon clothes start coming undone and hands start roaming. Suddenly, Nadine walks in! She apologizes to Kahlan and offers to check her poultice, which Kalhan refuses.

Nadine then smarts off to Richard: *“Just going to throw her down on the bed and lay claim to her, like some girl you come across in the woods? Seems a bit crude for the high and mighty Lord Rahl. I thought you were pretending you were better than us common folk.”*

No, Nadine. Richard *is* just plain better than scum commoners like yourself. Terry Goodkind makes sure to grind that into our faces at every chance.

Nadine stalks off, and Kahlan calls her a whore again. She's not a whore, you hypocritical bitch. She's a dim-witted woman who made a bad decision. Having sex with someone you're not eternally committed to does not make you a fiend straight from the pit, even if it's not especially laudable. Get over yourself.

Richard and Kahlan talk about waking the sliph and traveling to Mudtropolis to get married, and reaffirm that they are the Twuest of Twu Wuvs, saying that *“we're already one, in our hearts”* and suchlike. They part ways, Kahlan returning to *“her empty, lonely rooms.”* Geez, get a hold on your hormones, woman. What are you, sixteen?

Richard goes and has a chat with Cara and Raina about his kissing technique. Yes, really. We learn that Richard is an expert smoocher, because God forbid our Sue be less-than-perfect at anything. \~/

They talk about Drefan, and agree that the timing of his arrival is suspicious, but since he hasn't yet done anything they'll just keep an eye on him. Cara mentions that he is the High Priest of the Raug'Moss, which troubles Richard. “Raug'Moss,” it appears, is High D'Haran for “Divine Wind.”

So Drefan is a kamikaze priest?

And does this mean the order of healers to which he belongs worship the wind? A god of winds? Wind spirits? The concept of moving air? Something? Anything?

Dammit, Goodkind. \~/

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Dragonstone 48

**Chapter 48**

Delon appears out of nowhere, holding Ferai's hand, calling her *"luv"* and asking why she was crying. Dude, she just told you to leave her alone; keep your hands to yourself! Ferai says it was because of his singing, and because she remembered something. Delon says *"Cry all you need to, luv"* and *"cradled her against his shoulder as she wept."*

When did this too get so friendly? They've known each other for less than a full day! Ferai is a tough, independent woman of the streets; why is she getting so close to this womanizing jackass?

Ferai and Delon have a conversation, during which Delon calls her *"luv"* about twenty bazillion times and nothing new is established except that they both identify with an albatross, said to *"[spend] its entire life on the wing."* Could that be romance blossoming?

I hope not, but I fear this is McKiernan's attempt at romantic chemistry.

Our Heroes sail southward for two more days, during which time they debate where to go next. Samurai Chick pushes for going back to abduct Gudrun, while Delon suggests going to Black Mountain so the mages can sift through Ferai's memories like they did Arin's. Ferai objects to this. Egil suggests sailing to the island of Rwn for similar purposes, and maybe the mages there can lift his own curse and restore his stolen memories. Alos simply says he's leaving as soon as possible. Good for him.

Ferai is searching her memories for anything that might pertain to a cursed keeper of faith and/or a maze, when on the second night she awakens Delon. She says she's remembered something: one of the cards used by Old Nom, the fortune-teller at the circus where she was raised, was called the Door to the Temple of the Labyrinth. Ferai sketches it out from memory, including the words above said door, which are in a language she does not know. McKiernan helpfully includes a sample of this script, which looks Hebrew to me. Are there Jews in Mithgar?

The team assembles, and Delon says the letters look Hurnian or Sarainese. He exposits that Hurn is east, past the Isles of Stone, and Sarain is south of there, *"full of warring tribes fighting over water and land and theology."*

Mithgar has a Middle-East?

Ferai recalls that the stone is red in the picture, and Arin decides they should sail to Sarain and get the letters translated; failing that, they'll sail on to Hurn and try again. There's some more pointless chatter and the chapter ends.

Drinks: None.

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I

Humanos

## Aquí

### Mellow

Viste su abrigo negro, debajo una camiseta blanca, pantalones grises y zapatillas blancas.

Físicamente es alto, delgado, tiene piel clara, ojos negros y cabello negro.

### Taffy

Viste su clásico vestido de princesa, pero con más detalles.

Físicamente es una niña pequeña, con piel caucásica, cabello rubio y ojos café oscuros.

Mariette:

## Apariencia

Es una gacela de color rojo claro, con dos cuernos pequeños de color negro, marcas de color rosa oscuro en forma de hoja alrededor de los ojos y un gran mechón de cabello de color café oscuro. Viste un suéter de color rosa, con la marca de un gato color rosa claro.

## Personalidad

Es una chica torpe, ingenua, dócil, tonta y fácil de manipular (aunque esto último suele demostrarlo más con su gato Chief), eso sí, tiene inesperados talentos artísticos y musicales que a veces pueden opacar su baja inteligencia. Entra en pánico fácilmente por situaciones no tan complicadas, por ejemplo, enloquece cuando el internet de su casa se va, también es algo dramática, pero de buen corazón, a menudo siendo quién levanta el ánimo en una situación triste. Adora a los gatos, tanto que haría lo que sea por complacerlos, lo que la ha convertido en una esclava para estos, pero en especial de Chief.

## Curiosidades

* **ACLARACIÓN:** El nombre NO está de ninguna manera relacionado a Bowsette.
* Es personajes es una pequeña burla a las personas del mundo real que adoran de manera exagerada a los gatos, y que literalmente son incapaces de vivir sin internet.
* Ella y Chief son el primer dúo (y tal vez el único) en conformarse por un animal antropomórfico y otro no antropomórfico.
* Todos sus amigos son felinos.

Chief:

## Apariencia

Chief es un gato, con una apariencia no antropomórfica a diferencia de los otros personajes, al tratarse de una mascota. Es de color gris.

## Personalidad

Chief es un personaje con aires de maldad pura y controlador, odioso, desordenado y manipulador, portandose de manera muy inteligente para ser un no antropomórfico, cuando tiene la oportunidad utiliza a su dueña Mariette para sus fechorías, detesta que le den órdenes y siempre lleva la contra, a menudo se aprovecha de la ingenuidad de su dueña, incluso pudiendo culparla por sus crímenes, solo se portará bien si se le trata como un rey, pero hay casos donde si muestra un pobre, pero legítimo amor por su dueña.

## Curiosidades

* Junto con Mariette forman el primer dúo (y hasta ahora el único) formado por un personaje antropomórfico y uno no antropomórfico.
* Chief está inspirado en el Sr. Gato de la serie Kid vs Kat.
* Tiene una similitud con el Sr. Pickels.
Wizard 14

**Chapter 14**

Our Heroes make their way through the swampy forest full of dead trees and mosquitoes, and Richard passes the time thinking of all the nice things he wishes he could do for Kahlan. Who he's only known for five days, and yet is in love with. I'm beginning to think there aren't many women in the Westland. Anyway, they finally reach the boundary, which appears as a green glow pressing against Chase as he walks forward. So it's not a wall or a curtain, nor does it kill you if you touch it.

Chase find a big long stick and pokes it through boundary, and the end inside disappears. The stick jerks around and he pulls back a broken-off stick covered with heart hound saliva. Not sure why the hounds don't come out and attack, since Our Heroes are standing about six feet outside of the boundary, but they don't.

Chase and Richard walk into the green light and hear buzzing sounds. These turn out to be the voices of the dead! Richard sees his dead father and tries to go to him, but Chase drags him back. Apparently they weren't really in the boundary; the green light is a sort of in-between place (a boundary boundary, if you will).

Blah blah, Zedd guesses they have between two and six weeks before the boundary falls completely. Richard asks if Zedd can strengthen it, and Zedd replies, “I don't have that kind of power,” despite being the guy who created the boundary in the first place.

Apparently Darken Rahl can *“travel the underworld,”* which directly contradicts what we were told in Chapter 5.

Richard decides that the figure he saw inside the boundary wasn't really his father, but was one of “Darken Rahl's disciples.” His logic, apparently, is that Rahl = bad, and ghost in the boundary = bad, therefore, ghost in the boundary = Rahl. There's also reference to Rahl's “followers in the underworld,” which still doesn't make sense. \~/

Suddenly, a black Something leaps out of nowhere and grabs Kahlan. There's a brief action scene, and Richard destroys the ghost that looks like his father (his sword hurts ghosts, it seems) and rescues Kahlan, but Zedd and Chase are knocked out. Richard and Kahlan bundle them onto horses and set off with heart hounds in implied pursuit.

End chapter.

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Blood 26

**Chapter 26**

It's raining. It's dark. Someone is bringing a ship into a harbor.

This turns out to be the *Lady Sefa,* transporting the Bad Nuns from waaay back in Chapter 1. Remember them? Anyway, they're heading off to meet Jagang, and for some reason Ulicia has changed her tune from “Satan wants us to serve Jagang” to “Jagang will pay for this insult!” I have no idea why.

We learn that the Bad Nuns have linked themselves magically, which is a new thing. This apparently amplifies their power, and seems to give Ulicia access to everyone's power simultaneously. It also gives them a telepathic link, which is nifty.

There's a carriage waiting for them, so they get in and ride off, thinking about how they intend to kill Jagang so Satan can torture him forever. They're taken to a fortress and told to wait, and we learn that they're all wearing their finest dresses so they can look good when they kill Jagang. We get several references to how hawt Nietzsche, Merissa, Armina and Ulicia are.

The Bad Nuns are taken into a large room that proves to contain a large table covered with food, six slaves, and Jagang. Jagang is an enormous bald man with a braided mustache and short beard. His eyes are *“a murky gray, clouded over with sullen, dusky shapes that shifted in a field of inky obscurity, yet there was no doubt whatsoever as to when he was looking at you.”* So his eyes are like black-and-gray lava lamps; got it.

Ulicia unleashes the Nuns' collective power, intent on destroying everything around them to a distance of twenty miles, and the chapter ends. Cliffhanger!

That was short.

Drinks: None.

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Flora/Bianca

**Nevada** (**Snowfall** en EUA y **Nieva** en España) es una de los protagonistas de Zorro 3 junto con Termo y Trueno. Fue creada por Handy-Gankona.

## Apariencia

Nevada era una zorro ártico hembra de color blanco posiblemente originaria de Francia (por su acento), pero tras su mutación su cuerpo quedó conformado por la cabeza y orejas de un zorro, ojos de gato, brazos suaves de panda, piernas de caballo, torso de tigre y parece tener mucha flexibilidad, la cual tomó de una barra de goma. Para ocultar sus mutaciones, usa un suéter rosa, falda negra, botas negras y calcetines blancos, un sombrero de invierno rosa, una peluca marrón oscuro y puede estirar sus piernas para que parezcan más humanas.

## Personalidad

Nevada es una chica sociable, inteligente y elegante, pero también es muy fuerte, ruda e independiente, le encanta cocinar y hacer amigos. Es bastante creativa en cuanto a diseño de ropa, pero teme demostrarlo, también le gusta el trabajo en equipo, aunque le disgusta si tiene que hacer algo sola. De los tres mutaciones, ella es la más fuerte.
Ojo Negro/Charlie

**Charlie** es uno de los protagonistas de Zorro 3 junto con Andy y Bianca. Fue creado por Sr. Handy.

## Apariencia

Antes de mutar, Charlie era un zorro cometa anaranjado mexicano. Cuando Ebenezer experimentó en el, quedó convertido en una mezcla entre un zorro (cabeza), un mono (piernas y parte inferior del torso), un oso (garras, brazos y parte superior del torso) y un pez linterna (tiene branquias y la linterna), su cabeza tiene varias marcas y cicatrices, una de ellas está en su ojo derecho.

Para ocultar su apariencia, usa una camiseta de tipo musculosa de color blanco, la cual cubre con una chaqueta negra de lana con capucha, la cual nunca se quita, unos pantalones grises cómodos y unas zapatillas blancas, usa una peluca negra.

## Personalidad

Dado que no habla, es difícil definir con exactitud su personalidad. Se le ha mostrado como alguien que no se siente agusto en el ambiente en que se encuentra y muchas veces se encierra en su propio mundo, lejos de la ignorancia y estupidez del ser humano, que al parecer, lo sacan de quicio. Charlie puede estar tranquilo y de brazos cruzados casi todo el episodio y no es hasta que lo atacan a el o a Andy y Bianca que reacciona con violencia, aparte de eso, puede ser agresivo, sádico y hasta inestable mentalmente y sería peor si no fuera porque Andy y Bianca siempre lo retienen, aún así, cuenta con una paciencia increíblemente grande, aunque no conviene llevar esa paciencia al límite como se ve en Autocontrol, donde Charlie casi mata a Bill y Jean, luego de que éstos no dejaran de enfadarlo por diversión.

Charlie no ayuda a no ser que de verdad necesiten su ayuda, de lo contrario, permanece indiferente. El odia mucho a los humanos por convertirlo en mutante y por no aceptarlo como es, con muy pocas excepciones, y dado a esto se le considera muy rencoroso y antisocial con ellos, pero durante la serie, todos esos rasgos van desapareciendo poco a poco, a veces es indiferente con Andy y Bianca y pareciera que no los quiere, pero en el fondo, se preocupa mucho por ellos, a pesar de que nunca lo demuestre directamente. Charlie también es inteligente y observador, por lo que engalarlo es difícil.

## Curiosidades

* Charlie es en realidad una base de otro personaje de otra wiki creado por el mismo usuario, igual que Andy y Bianca.
* Su cara nunca se mostró sin su capucha, hasta el episodio Te Conozco, el penúltimo de la serie.
* Es el único personaje que se presume, tiene problemas mentales.
* Al igual que Andy y Bianca:

1. Nunca se enamoraron.
2. Tienen 18 años.
3. Prácticamente son rechazados.
4. Su historia nunca se revela en la serie, pero si en los cómics.
5. Tienen su propio rival.

* Como no habla, no tiene actor de voz, ni doblaje.
* De los tres protagonistas, Charlie es quien menos ha tenido episodios centrados en el, con sólo siete episodio.
Temple 32

**Chapter 32**

We rejoin Richard & Co. as they wait for the military officers to arrive. Soon enough, General Kerson of D'Hara, General Baldwin of Kelton, and a bunch of nameless officers troop in. Richard cuts to the chase, informing them that there is a plague in Aydindril and no, he can't use magic to cure it because he sucks as a wizard his magic is only useful as a *deus ex machina* magic isn't the answer to every problem.

He speechifies for four pages \~/\~/\~/\~/ about magic, life and death, what to do to minimize danger from the plague, etc. In summary, he intends to split the army into a number of smaller units and scatter them through the countryside, so if one gets infected the whole force won't be crippled. Aydindril is to be quarantined, with no one allowed in or out.

There's the expected moment when Baldwin insists that Richard and Kahlan flee the plague but the decide, against all logic, to remain. Remember, loyalty to Richard is *the one and only thing* that protects spellcasters from Jagang's dreamwalker ability, so if Richard dies, his side loses. With that in mind, Richard's decision to risk his life by remaining in a plague-infected city seems less heroic and more criminally neglectful.

Anyway, the chapter ends.

Drinks: 4

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Tanya

**Tanya** es un personaje recurrente de Zorro 3.

## Apariencia

Tanya es una chica de piel caucásica, tiene el cabello medio largo de color castaño y los ojos negros. Como vestimenta lleva una falda de color marrón, una blusa de mangas cortas color verde lima, botas largas de color verde y un collar que para ella es de gran valor.

## Personalidad

Tanya es una chica simpática, pero no muy sociable, no se le ve hablar con nadie en la escuela, excepto por los zorros y otros pocos. Tanya también ama cosas como la meditación y parece incluso poder leer auras, sabiendo cosas o situaciones de otros personajes, incluyendo a Trueno y Nevada, pero no con Termo ni S.M.A.L.L. C.A.K.E.

## Curiosidades

* Ella está basada en el personaje fanon de una amiga.
* Termo y S.M.A.L.L. C.A.K.E. son los únicos personajes inmunes a su capacidad de leer auras, debido a que sus cuerpos de metal, lo que parece darles cierta inmunidad, además éste último es un robot, por lo que carece de aura.
Temporada de caza

Temporada de caza es el primer episodio de la serie New Dawn.

## Introducción

**"Y después del cataclismo comenzó una nueva era"**

*Año 2196.*

El episodio comienza en unos laboratorios bastantes desordenados cuyas alarmas no paran de sonar, es de noche. Al parecer estos se encuentran en algún lugar de Italia y no paran de producirse temblores. De repente entran en la sala un grupo de científicos bastante nerviosos y preparan una reunión emergencia. En la reunión ellos discuten sobre el fracaso del proyecto "Infinita Virtus" y al parecer se están produciendo temblores y erupciones por todo el mundo.

Se va la electricidad y entonces una luz anaranjada ilumina la habitación a través de la ventana. Todos los científicos se quedan sin palabras hasta que uno dice "Los campos Flégreos". Entonces la escena cambia a la ventana donde se observa que la ciudad se ha convertido en una montaña que no para de crecer y lava esta escapando a través de ella entonces esta explota destruyendo el laboratorio y todas las ciudades de al rededor. Es ahí cuando empiezan los créditos iniciales.

## Desarrollo

*Año 7196.*

Luego sigo...
Blood 33

**Chapter 33**

Kahlan & Company are setting up camp in an abandoned farmhouse. Kahlan speculates that the previous tenants were horribly murdered by the Imperial Order, and we segue smoothly to Zedd being hungry and wearing silly clothes. \~/\~/ We learn that Kahlan has finally grown bored with tormenting and bullying my hero Chandelier, and he has at last been permitted to return home to his own people. Godspeed, Chandelier; you have earned your happy ending a dozen times over.

There's a brief recap on Orsk, the one-eyed D'haran Kahlan mindraped, and the death spell on Kahlan that makes everyone think she's dead. Well, everyone except Zedd, Adie, Jebra the Seer, Ahern the arms runner, Chandelier, Harold and Captain Ryan (and Richard, of course). Apparently the death spell, in addition to making people believe she is *currently* dead, messes with their memories, so the Army of Children remembers her only as Queen Kahlan and not as the Mother Mindrapist.

This makes absolutely no sense given what we were told of death spells. \~/

There's a page of Cyrilla being traumatized and Kahlan comforting her, which is actually well-written and believable. Next, we get our merry band of misfits pondering their military situation. Short version, Harold thinks they can assemble nearly a hundred thousand troops, but that's not going to be enough. Nicobaritaly is fighting a civil war, they think Kelton will side with the Imperial Order, various other nations will go with Kelton for economic reasons, blah blah. Kahlan mentally fawns over Richard for a bit \~/ and we learn what her real concern is. In all this talk of war and betrayal and death and tyranny, *“What held her in the grip of terror, was the thought of being the Mother Confessor who lost the Midlands.”*

It's not the idea of the Order winning that bothers her; it's how that would reflect on her reputation. Charming.

We learn that Jebra has been having visions of Zedd with wings being dropped into a ball of fire, and of Kahlan running in circles. How very useful. Kahlan and Zedd quibble for a couple of pages about Kahlan wanting the death spell taken off her, and Zedd saying they can't afford to make her a target. Zedd also states that only he can remove the spell: *“ 'If you were to announce that you were the Mother Confessor, people would believe you no more than if Jebra were to announce that she was the Mother Confessor.' ”* The only other way to remove the spell (wait, I thought Zedd said that only he could remove it?) would be for *“' 'another with the gift [. . .] to deduce your true identity.' ”*

What?

How does that work?

\~/

Kahlan wanders outside to check on the men. It's cold and dark, and suddenly, a Something is there! Oh noes!

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Dragonstone 50

**Chapter 50**

Alos is terrified by the howl and wants to turn back, but is overruled. Delon says the Maze looks like a vision of Hell - excuse me, *"Hél"* - which leads to my next rant.

Just because the words look similar does not mean they mean the same thing, McKiernan.

The popular concept of Hell as a place of fire and eternal torment comes primarily from Christianity, and is itself a permutation of older writings wherein hell was simply being cut off from God's love. ***Hél**,* on the other hand, is the name of a Scandinavian goddess, the daughter of Loki, who presided over an underworld called *Hél, Hélheim* and *Niflheim.* *Hél* (the place) was an underworld, an abode of the dead, but not depicted as a place of punishment. Depending on the source, it may have been seen as the afterlife of those who died of disease or old age, and thus could not go on to *Valhalla.* *Hél* (the deity) was not seen as a Satanic figure, but simply as the ruler of the place.

Back around the campfire, Our Heroes share their beliefs on what Hell is like. Delon thinks it's an endless maze of broken rock where there are no living things and no comfort to be found. Egil sees it as a place of bitter cold, Ferai as a place of scouring winds, and Arin as a void, a place of complete emptiness save only onesself (no relation to Tolkien's Void, I'm sure). Samurai Chick is an atheist, which strikes me as implausible at the least in a medieval world, especially one where *the gods are absolutely, undeniably real.* She also doesn't believe in ghosts or spirits, which seems bizarre for a world with *magic.* She does apparently believe in demons, but considers them living things which can therefore be killed - so I guess she thinks demons are just really unpleasant mortal creatures.

Egil has a nightmare, and Arin tries to soothe him. Next morning we have Arin trying to use her nonsense powers to see - excuse me, *"<see>"* - a way through the maze. Because her power does whatever the plot demands, she is able to detect both an obvious path and a second, more obscure path. This causes her to ponder the words of the scholar from last chapter, *"Not all paths are what they seem. Search well; choose wisely."* I skipped over it, and I hope you can see why: it is useless and meaningless gibberish masquerading as wisdom. Our Heroes spend a while debating this, and ultimately decide to take the more well-hidden path, because duh.

Arin insists on going first because of her Sparkly Nonsense Vision Magic, Delon says something dramatic, and the chapter ends.

Drinks: None.

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M

Algo que haré después

1. Feeble: Creativo, asustadizo, dócil, tímido, irónico.
2. Gabby: Curiosa, cariñosa, desesperante, comprometida, alegre.
3. Sloven: Desconfiado, agresivo, amable, perezoso, emprendedor.
4. Fancy: Discreta, elegante, reservada, irritable, defensora.
5. Maily: Turbio, educado, malhumorado, intenso, persistente.
6. Sean: Entusiasta, competitivo, presumido, determinado, generoso.
7. Bonnie: Ruda, trabajadora, distante, maternal, reflexiva.
8. Brownie: Infantil, sociable, femenina, desordenada.
9. Clover: Supersticiosa, coqueta, temeraria, algo inestable.
10. Swallon: Relajado, responsable, amigable, leal, impulsivo.
11. Mellow: Retorcido, aventurero, indiferente, violento, protector.
12. Bloom: Pacifista, tranquila, noble, amorosa, emocional.
13. Fringes: Malvada, despiadada, provocadora, planificadora, sádica.
14. Taffy: Dulce, cariñosa, emocional, adorable, ingenua.
15. Bitter: Amargado, desinteresado, burlón, sarcástico, ambicioso.
16. Callow: Torpe, simple, vengativo, insistente, impulsivo.
17. Guffaw: Cómico, optimista, simpático, extrovertido, alegre.
18. Coffin: Seria, inspirada, cooperadora, introvertida, agresiva.
19. Maple: Simpática, maleducada, preparada, divertida, alegre.
20. Bit: Infantil, maldadoso, tierno, maquiavélico, miedoso.
Trueno/Andy

**Trueno** (**Thunder** en EUA y **Rayo** en España), es uno de los protagonistas de Zorro 3 junto con Termo y Nevada. Fue creado por el usuario Handy-Gankona.

## Apariencia

Trueno era un zorro cometa de color naranja estadounidense, que al sufrir la mutación, su cuerpo quedó conformado por la cabeza de un zorro y toda su estructura de ésta en si, tentáculos de pulpo como brazos, piernas de gato y el caparazón de una tortuga como torso, también lleva la linterna de un pez linterna y tiene garras de oso. Para ocultar sus mutaciones, lleva pantalones azul marino, zapatillas rojas, una camiseta amarilla con una franja azul, una gorra roja de béisbol, una peluca rubia y unos tirantes verdes para simular su caparazón como una mochila.

## Personalidad

Andy puede ser todo, menos malvado, su inocencia y falta de sentido común lo hacen un objetivo fácil para los engaños, pero también es listo y creativo, no lo subestimes. Andy odia los conflictos y piensa que la violencia nunca resuelve nada. Es positivo y con mucha energía, pero Andy también tiene un límite, no tolerará jamás que hablen de su manada, pero suele calmarse rápidamente y se avergüenza de su comportamiento.

Lo que más caracteriza a Andy es su persistencia en sus logros, aún si esto le toma tiempo. No será el más genio, pero lo compensa con su gran corazón, incluso si le hacen algo, ayuda, mostrando no ser rencoroso.

## Curiosidades

* Trueno es el único de los tres protagonistas que se ha enamorado de alguien, en este caso de Valentina en Trueno se Enamora.
* Trueno abiertamente dijo que el, Nevada y Termo se llaman realmente Andy, Bernadette y Charlie respectivamente, pero los tres son llamados por apodos, aunque según Trueno, si se fijan, van en orden alfabético.
* Su camiseta se parece a la de Rolf de la serie Ed, Edd y Eddy.
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Ivanka Dragojević

**Ivanka Dragojević** *(Иванка Драгојевић)* es una de las compañeras de clase de Makoto y una de las protagonistas de A Witch's Tale.

## .:Apariencia:.

Ivanka es una joven de 16 años. Es alta, de piel clara y ojos azules. Su pelo es negro, largo y lacio. Normalmente usa el pelo suelto.

En clase, usa el uniforme de la Academia Bellegarde: Una camisa blanca de manga larga con un amuleto para el control de la magia en el cuello, del que cuelga un pañuelo blanco de adorno, una campera abierta corta azul con el símbolo de la Academia, una pollera roja, unas medias can-can blancas y unas guillerminas negras.

En batalla, usa el uniforme de nivel medio-alto de la Academia.
Food Battle 2016

**Previous**Food Battle 2015 | **Next**Food Battle 2023(Season 12)

**Food Battle 2016** is a video that was uploaded on December 30, 2016 by Smosh. It is the the eleventh installment of the annual Food Battle series.

## Announcement

On December 23rd, Smosh released a video, in which Ian and Anthony both realize they are forgetting something. Soon, the Food Battle Announcer attempts to remind them of Food Battle by selling all of Anthony's previous favorite foods to them, and they eventually remember. Anthony announces his Favorite Food will be the Pink Frosted Sprinkled Donut as well, shocking Ian to scream like Kevin from Home Alone.

This video marks the latest a Food Battle was ever announced, being announced around a week from the end of the year.

## Plot

After being burnt to death, Ian has returned to Food Battle, to battle Anthony. Anthony agrees, with his new favorite food, the Pink Frosted Sprinkled Donut.

## Winner

Neither Ian or Anthony won Food Battle this year. Instead both agreed to end Food Battle. However, at the end of the video, a hand picks up one of the donuts, implying Food Battle could possibly continue. Anthony and Ian start fucking in front of the Food Battle Reporter and blows him away to another sweet house. And then, the explosive people go diarrheaing nuts over someone getting killed away from 2017.

## Characters

### Main

* Ian Hecox

* Anthony Padilla

### Food

* Pink Frosted Sprinkled Donut (Ian)
* Pink Frosted Sprinkled Donut (Anthony)

## Trivia

* On December 23, 2016, Smosh announced Food battle 2016.
* The reason Food Battle is arriving so late, is because they wanted to stretch out the suspense.
* Since Anthony left Smosh on June 14, 2017, this is definitely the last food battle.
* This is the second food battle where Ian doesn't have a bowl haircut. The first being Food Battle 2008.
* This is the first time that both Ian and Anthony won the first challenge.
* This is the Food Battle that neither Ian and Anthony won since Food Battle 2014.
* Officially, Food Battle has ended. However, at the end, a hand picks up the donuts, and "The End?" is displayed on the screen, implying it may not be over yet.
* This is the second time a person rips out A page out of the Catalog since Food Battle 2010.
* The first challenge might be a reference to the baby challenge in Food Battle X..

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Zorro 3/Lista de Episodios

Tres mutantes llamados Andy, Bianca y Charlie llegan a la ciudad de San Francisco, pero temen ser descubiertos, por lo que intentan disfrazar sus identidades para parecer más humanos. Por desgracia, alguien los persigue, pero reciben la ayuda de tres amigos.

1. El Comienzo (Andy, Bianca y Charlie)
2. En la Mira (Megara)
3. Viscoso y Sabroso (Bongo)
4. Obsesiva y Loca (Bianca)
5. Pesadilla Sin Fin (Garrett)
6. Plagas (Frank)
7. Insana Mente (Charlie)
8. La Casa de Muñecas (Svetlana)
9. El Abismo del Olvido (Holly)
10. Mediocridad Informática (Ebenezer)
11. Infancia Terrorífica (Andy)
12. Historia Repetitiva (Bianca)
13. ¿Quien Eres? (Skiller)

### Temporada 2

1. La Ciudad del Pantano (Victor)
2. La Niña de la Manta (Samantha)
3. La Isla Perfecta (Andy)
4. Involución Tecnológica (Bianca)
5. Sonrisas Cínicas (Megara)
6. La Telaraña de Charlie (Charlie)
7. Hola, Soy Larry (Larry)
8. Fantasiosa (Tanya)
9. La Marca de la Manada (Andy)
10. Alteración Universal (Skiller)
11. Situación Pegajosa (Buck)
12. Un Zorrillo de Mascota (Charlie)
13. Confianza Perdida (Ebenezer)

### Temporada 3

1. En la Mente de Muchos (Tanya)
2. Atención Innecesaria (Bongo)
3. La Ley del Hielo (Andy)
4. Miedos (Bianca)
5. Lluvia de Sangre (Ebenezer)
6. El Problema de Hoy (Andy)
7. Aceptación Falsa (Andy)
8. La Nueva Moda (Frank)
9. Planta un Árbol (Skiller)
10. Desgarre Emocional (Bianca)
11. Grietas del Cráneo (Charlie)
12. Corazón Roto y Molido (Tanya)
13. No Pierdas el Tiempo (Andy)

### Temporada 4

1. Lo Absurdo de la Ciencia (Frank)
2. Miedo a la Oscuridad (Garrett)
3. Caos y Más Caos (Buck)
4. Celosa (Tanya)
5. Un Rayo no Cae Dos Veces (Andy)
6. El Último Barco (Charlie)
7. Las Palabras de la Abuela (Bianca)
8. El Megalobón (Andy)
9. Sequía (Bongo)
10. Una Navidad Diferente (Bianca)
11. El Efecto Mecha (Larry)
12. Oscuridad Interna (Frank)
13. Recuerdos de un Pequeño Inútil (Andy)

### Temporada 5

1. Escape del Limbo (Charlie)
2. Justicia Hacia un Crimen Ciego (Tanya)
3. Destino Inevitable (Ebenezer)
4. Realidad Distorsionada (Megara)
5. Un Vistazo al Mundo Real (Skiller)
6. La Que Pasó Realmente (Andy)
7. Ascensión al Más Allá (Samantha)
8. El Hombre Cucaracha (Fenton)
9. El Arma Definitiva (Ebenezer)
10. Separación (Bianca)
11. La Última Esperanza (Andy)
12. Te Conozco (Charlie)
13. El Final (Andy, Bianca y Charlie)
Zeffa Cardoso

**Zeffa** es un personaje de Skip And The Fantastics. Es una chica brasileña encantadora, adorable y jovial, con una fascinación por el estilo steampunk.

## Aspecto

Es una chica de estatura media, de piel oscura, tiene ojos negros y mucho cabello de color marrón oscuro estilo afro. Viste una blusa de manga larga color verde, con la parte inferior cortada dejando ver una camisa plomo oscuro, una falda negra acompañada por un cinturón gris con dos pequeños bolsillos y una cinta en su espalda donde guarda sus herramientas (su llave y su martillo), además de un bolso pequeño de color marrón en su pantorrilla izquierda donde guarda un soplete, también lleva guantes negros que rara vez se quita, pantimedias gris oscuro y finalmente un sombrero de copa color negro con lentes de metal color dorado con el lente amarillento.

## Personalidad

Zeffa es descrita como una chica con energía, entusiasmo y optimismo que no tarda en recuperarse de un mal estado de ánimo, pero ocasionalmente puede demostrar inseguridad ante una nueva experiencia. A pesar de su edad adulta puede ser algo infantil e inocente, pero siempre tiene los pies en la tierra cuando es necesario, aún así, no es muy sociable, casi siempre se la pasaba encerrada inventando aparatos que por lo general fallaban, por ello, sus habilidades sociales y su comprensión del mundo real es algo vaga, pero como todos los demás, demuestra un amplio conocimiento sobre su especialidad, y otras cosas de manera inesperada, dejando claro que no es para nada tonta o ingenua.

## Curiosidades

* En su diseño original, Zeffa llevaba pantalones en lugar de falda, sus ojos eran verdes, usaba una boina en lugar de un sombrero de copa y era más alta, además tenía una apariencia diferente, la cual más tarde se reutilizó para diseñar a Madeleine.
* El país de donde viene (Brasil) es el único de Sudamérica que no desapareció por completo.
Smosh.com

**Smosh.com** is the Smosh database, where people can view all Smosh episodes, exclusive content from videos, and private videos that were never uploaded onto YouTube. It also has a Merch page, where fans can buy Smosh merchandise, such as shirts, posters, or wristbands. It features the Smosh Pit, which allows full access to News regarding Smosh and other entertainment media around the world. They have upgraded the advertisement panel by adding their "WHAT THE FIRETRUCK" Shirt instead of a default set by Google Ads in April 2012.

## How it was made

Many say that the coding looks in a way they used adobe dreamweaver to make their website.

## History

Smosh.com first started in November 2002 as flash movie and social networking place for Ian, Anthony, and their friends, where they would just chat about normal things as said in an interview with PartnersProject. The selections were blue ovals. The "Extras" videos section were separated with the normal "Videos" section. The website also included a forum and a store. There were no games at the time, though.

The URL of the website is same, but the website design changed a lot. It use to look like paint on cardboard, like the Smosh intro. There used to be a "Games" section but within this website change, an "Extras" section was added in the "Videos" section. The forum and store are still active nowadays. A new feature called Smosh Pit was also added to the website.

On January 22/23, around the time of That Damn Movie!, Smosh.com was given a complete website re-design. The URL is still the same (Smosh.com) but the cardboard theme was dropped with more simple clean layout. A new area self-titled Shut Up! Cartoons and Smosh Games were added to the new website. The forum and store are still part of the website. After a week they changed the Background to the Cardboard layout but everything else stayed. On March 26, this version was restored.
YouTube

**YouTube** (also spelled **Youtube**) is the #1 largest video-sharing website on which users can upload, view, and share videos.

## Smosh on YouTube

Smosh joined YouTube on November 19, 2005. Later, Ian created his own channel called IanH on November 24, 2005. Then on November 28, 2006, Anthony created his own personal channel called AnthonyPadilla.

### History

One of Smosh's earliest videos called "Pokemon Theme Song" was an extremely big hit for the early channel and it remained on YouTube for at least 6 months, with over 24,000,000 views. By April 2006, it became the Most Viewed Video of that time. However, YouTube had to remove the video after Shogakukan Productions Co., Ltd., indicated that the video infringed their copyrights.

In 2006, Smosh uploaded another video called "Smosh Short 2: Stranded," which won the 2006 YouTube Award for the Best Comedy Video.

### Subscribers

Smosh became the #1 Most Subscribed User on YouTube in April 2007. In January 2010, Smosh was the 3rd most subscribed user on YouTube after they were passed by NigaHiga and Fred. However, Shane Dawson claimed #3 Most Subscribed User of All-Time, which made Smosh #4 Most Subscribed User of All-Time.

As of January 2012, Smosh reclaimed their spot as the #1 most subscribed channel on YouTube with over 6,000,000 subscribers.

### Honors

Smosh's honors and awards include Most Viewed Video of All Time in April 2006, being featured in the Person of the Year issue of Time magazine in December 2006, YouTube Award for the Best Comedy Video in 2006, and Most Subscribed Channel of All Time in April 2007.

### Channels

Though 9 Smosh-related channels exist on YouTube, only 6 are active. The base Smosh channel, where Ian and Anthony post their weekly skits, has new videos every Friday. On IanH, the pair upload their side series Ian is Bored / Mailtime with Smosh on Mondays, Lunchtime with Smosh on Thursdays, and their associate performer Mari does "Smosh Pit Weekly" videos on Saturday. On ElSmosh, Ian and Anthony's Spanish translators Juan and Antonio upload classic Smosh episodes on Wednesdays and new episodes on Sundays that have been dubbed over in Spanish. ShutUpCartoons airs a number of animated series. Each series is created by a different animator and it is uploaded on a different weekday. So far, Shut Up! Cartoons episodes include "Sub:3" on Tuesdays and "With Zombies" on Wednesdays.

Askcharlie, active from May 2010 to December 2011, was used to host Ask Charlie episodes, where Charlie would answer viewer-submitted questions. On AnthonyPadilla, Anthony creates and uploads his videos by himself, which are completely unrelated to Smosh and have no particular schedule.

After joining the Partnership Program on YouTube, Smosh created their YouTube comedy show, which currently has 7 seasons and 150+ episodes.

## Trivia

* Before, Smosh would use one of their latest video's thumbnail as their profile image, but they changed it.
* AnthonyPadilla, Anthony's second channel, is possibly the only channel that's not in the YouTube Partnership Program.
Anthony's Girlfriend

**Anthony's Girlfriend** is the minor character in Food Battle 2012. She is the love interest of Anthony.

## History

Anthony starts to put the egg roll on his fiance's finger. However, when the eggroll breaks, she cries in disgust and calls off the wedding. As Anthony chases after her, the minister eats what's left of the egg roll.

## Quotes

* "Eww"
* "The wedding's off!"
Women (2009)

The Women is the minor character in Food Battle 2009.

## History

Anthony tries to hypnotize a girl into kissing him, but she walks off disgusted.

Ian attempts to hypnotize the same girl. It at first appears to work, but then she vomits on him, and he screams "What the fu-", but the rest of his lines are cut off.
Sherry's boyfriend/Quotes

* "Sherry? I didn't know you were back in town! I know this is a bit soon, but... Sherry Lucas Wellington-Worth II (the second), will you marry me? "
* "Sherry? I hope we'll be together forev... OH MY GOD YOU'RE A DUDE!"
* "Oh, hey Ian! I didn't know you were Jewish."
* "SHUT UP, ASS-GASKET!"
* "Wait just one second!"
* "You killed my wife, and for that, I challenge you to a duel"
* "CORNDOG HOTDOG ATTACK!"
* "I can't stop running!"
* "What's going on? Oh my God, it looks like there's Beef 'n Go everywhere! NO! AAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Sherry's boyfriend

He is the former spouse of Anthony Padilla who appeared in Food Battle 2009.

## History

Anthony puts on his wig and a random guy mistakes him for his girlfriend Sherry. He proposes to Anthony, who accepts. They get married and have children. When they get back, Anthony's wig falls off and the guy is horrified to discover that he is a guy. As he runs off, Anthony begins to cry.

Ian puts his donut on his head, but Anthony's husband mistakes it for a yarmulke, thus thinking that Ian in Jewish. After getting his X, Ian congratulates him on the marriage. The guy tells him to shut up and runs away crying.

After Ian's victory (he poisons Anthony with cyanide), he reporter runs up to Ian, but Anthony's husband appears and challenges Ian into a duel for killing his wife. He pulls out a corn dog from Anthony's burrito and charges at Ian, but Ian dodges and sends the man into a viewing room for a Susan Boyle sex tape.

## Trivia

* His actor, Corey Fruh, is best known for portraying the live-action version of the Smosh character Robbie Lee Philips, Jr., better known as Teleporting Fat Guy.

## See also

* Anthony Padilla
* Burrito
Patrick Maulén

**Patricio "Patrick" Maulen**, also known as "Neluam", is a Chilean fandubber and the dubber of El Smosh videos, also is the host of the Spanish version of the Smosh Pit Weekly.

Patrick before be the dubber of ElSmosh, he made fandubs on his channel "NeluamNelu". When smosh contacted him.

Now in his channel only there are few videos like how dub something or his blog called "la vida con parick" (life with patrick).
Food Battle X

**Food Battle 2015** is a Smosh video uploaded on 2015 and is the tenth installment of the annual Food Battle series.

## Plot

With Anthony's new favourite food (Chocolate Coated Bannana), he challenges Ian into a battle to see if his favourite food can beat Ian's favourite food (Pink Frosted Sprinkled Donut) in being able to be an everyday item.

## Characters

### Main

* Ian Hecox
* Anthony Padilla
Jayne

**Jayne** is the minor character in Food Battle 2011.

## History

Anthony puts his lollipop in his armpit. She walks up and asks him if that's lollipop deodorant. Anthony doesn't feel very confident and thinks she'll hate it, but to his surprise, she happily starts licking the lollipop. Anthony gives thumbs up saying "ALRIGHT!"

Ian feels confident he'll win, and tapes the donut to his armpit. The same girl walks up and asks if he's wearing donut deodorant. As Ian says yes, she vomits on his face.

## Quotes

* "Is that... Lolipop deodorant?"
* "Is that... Donut deodorant?"
Donut Massacre 64

***Donut Massacre 64*** is a fictional N64 game Anthony played in Food Battle 2009 as his successful attempt at the "video game" challenge. According to an in-joke seen in HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE!, the game has been released as "Donut Massacre 3D", for 3DS, following the same story as Star Fox 64 in STAR FOX TV SHOW!

## Gameplay

According to how Anthony played the game, he played as a burrito and that held two handguns and shot various donuts in his path. He started the game by jamming his burrito into the N64 to make the game start, and he also blew on it like a cartridge's edge connector.

## Trivia

* When the burrito shoots donuts, the donuts bleed either blood or blood-resembling jelly.
* Despite being an N64 game, the game is notably 8-bit, unlike the N64's 3D perspectives. This would probably be suitable for the Game Boy or NES than the Nintendo 64.
* In the Smosh video HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE!, in the scene where Hugh Jasshol was watching the latter video, you can spot a video representing a commercial for Donut Massacre 3D when not focusing on the video.
* The thumbnail used for the Donut Massacre 3D commercial in HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE! is actually a thumbnail for a video about a fan-made version of Donut Massacre 64.
* The song playing in the game is now the Smosh Games outro.
* Smosh are making a game based on this game called "Food Battle: The Game".
Crack Dealer

**Crack Dealer** is the minor character in Food Battle 2013.

## History

Ian tries to use donut to purchase crack, but trips on a cardboard head and starts falling towards a sword. After flailing a lot, Ian narrowly escapes being impaled by a sword. Anthony comes in complaining that his gummy snake predicted that Ian would die and Anthony would win. Ian says that it's "crazy as balls," but since Ian said the trigger word from earlier, he hits himself with a stuffed cat and is then "killed" by a sword after he falls into it as Anthony says that he is a winner. Ian somehow survives being impaled because his mom's bra stopped the sword before it could kill him. Ian throws the sword into the air, sticking it onto the ceiling. Anthony and Ian hug after realizing that they should be friends and not wish for their deaths. As they hug, the crack dealer says that the hug is "gay as balls." Ian is still under the effects of the hypnotism and hits himself with the donut, breaking the hug. The sword falls off the ceiling and impales Anthony, killing him.
Carjacker

**Carjacker** is the minor character who appeared in Food Battle 2008.

## History

Anthony places his churro on his car. A burglar appears and throws the churro away. He takes an 1099 free hours disc from Anthony's car and walks off as Anthony screams in horror.

Ian places his donut on his car. The burglar appears and tries to take it off, when a gunshot suddenly rings out and he falls dead. The camera pans to Ian holding an gun, but he hides it behind his back and declares that it worked, recieving his checkmark.

## Quotes

* "Aw, sweet! 1099 free hours?! That's like, forever! YEAH!"
Prostitute

**Prostitute** is the minor character in Food Battle 2013.

## History

Anthony pulls over and asks the prostitute (played by Ian) how much he should pay her, in which she asks how much he has. Anthony says that he doesn't have any money, but he tells her about "something that's bright red and 30 inches long". The prostitute says that is nasty, but Anthony KOs her with the snake.
Women who getting robbed by Ian

The Women is the minor character who appeared in Food Battle 2007.

## History

Ian approaches a different woman (played by Anthony), and sticks out his donut and threatens her. However, she reacts by asking, "How much for the donut?" Ian replies by saying, "Everything in your purse!" She hands over her bag and takes the donut.