It Feels So Good To Be Bad!

It Feels So Good To Be Bad! is the thirteenth and final chapter in the Wombles Four.

Later when Steed and Cathy were alone they were laughing about everything.  They were also crying because so many had died and they weren’t really bad at heart.  “Steed, you know I want to be good Queen but”  “But what?” asked Steed.  “But it feels so good to be bad!” said Cathy.  Mrs Peel walked in.  “Where did you come from?” asked Steed.  “The hallway actually.  If it feels so good why not join SCAR!  There’s me, Venus, Tara and loads of Roy Walker duplicates!”

Steed was rather confused. “I must’ve misheard you” he said. Cathy replied, “I said it feels so good to be bad”  “I think I misheard you again” said Steed.  “I could’ve sworn you said it feels so good to be bad.”  “I did say that”  Steed fainted.

Later he woke up back in SCAR’s steel maze.  He saw what he thought was lots of dead people.  He looked closer and they were just dummies.  “What is going on?” he said.  Surprisingly he got a reply.  The voice that said it was Cathy’s.  “It was a test.  To see your reaction to finding lots of dead people that seemed to have been killed by me. Did you really think I thought it felt good to be bad?  That’s ridiculous!”  “Still, you did help kill all the police.”  “That was because otherwise they would kill us!  It was self defense!”  Steed sighed.  “Alright I promise not to do it again!”  Cathy let him out of the maze then knocked out Mrs Peel.

Mrs Peel woke up in a dark room.  It was cold. Her rug had been taken!  She looked around for  a bit then hit something hard.  It was glass.  A voice boomed out of nowhere.  It was Steed. “Turn back to good Mrs Peel!” he said. “Oh John!  I can’t because I really do feel so good being bad!” she replied. “OK then you’ll have stay in the glass maze!”  “How big is it?”  “That would be telling!”  “Can I have the light on?”  “No!” “I suppose you expect me to talk?” “No Mrs Peel!  We are going to leave you her for the rest of eternity!” Silence took over.  Mrs Peel cried and bumped into a lot glass.

The wombles were trying to get into Avengers HQ but robot Steeds kept throwing them out.  Frustated Uncle Bulgaria asked Wellington to try his shrink ray.  “Well er, actually it is a bit broken” said Wellington.  “Ho Hum” said Suddenly More Hopeful Uncle Bulgaria and fired the ray at the first robot Steed.  To his shock the robot became enormous.  “Wellington!” shouted It’s My Fault But I’m Blaming Wellington Uncle Bulgaria.  But Wellington had already run off.

Steed, Cathy, Thomas and Lucy had left Grand Steed Manor.  Tara went in.  She saw the glass maze and Mrs Peel crying.  “Are you quite alright?” she said.  “No, go away!” said Mrs Peel.  “I could help” said Tara.  “NO YOU COULDN’T!”  Tara screamed and ran away.

Mr Chips fell down the chimney.  He saw the glass maze and Mrs Peel crying.  “Are you quite alright?” he said.  “No, go away!” said Mrs Peel.  “I could help” said Mr Chips.  “NO YOU COULDN’T!”  Mr Chips screamed and ran away.

Wellington was running away from Angry Uncle Bulgaria.  He ran into Grand Steed Manor.  He saw the glass maze and Mrs Peel crying.  “Are you quite alright?” he said.  “No!  For goodness sakes!”  Mrs Peel went red with rage, still crying.  “GO AWAY!  NOW!!!!!!!!!!!”  Wellington stood there in shock.  Tara and Mr Chips came back in.  Mr Chips went weird and pretended to be German.  Tara said, “Does Mrs Peel seem awfully upset today?”  “Ja, vho are Thomas and Lucy by the vay?” replied Mr Chips, looking at a family tree on the wall.  “John and Cathy’s babies.” Replied Mrs Peel, recovering from her tears. “They have children?!?!?!?!”  Tara fainted.  Mr Chips said,  “Vhy did you fall over?”

Tara asked if killing all the Steed’s would make Mrs Peel feel better.  “That’s right!” said Mrs Peel and jumped so high she came out of the chimney.  Mr Chips did the same.  Tara just walked out.

Mrs Peel landed on the roof. “Hang on a minute” she said, suddenly realising that Tara had said all the Steeds.  “That’s wrong!” she leapt back down the chimney.  Mr Chips stayed on the roof.

Tara walked back in. “Sorry I can only bring myself to kill three of them” she said.  “That’s ok, it’s the same with me” said Mrs Peel.  Mr Chips suddenly remembered Tara trying to kill him.  So did Tara!  Mr Chips flew into space and raced around the earth screaming “Noooo!”.  He flew so fast that time began to go backwards.

Finally Mr Chips stopped. The Avengers looked around.  They were in a steel maze.

“What on earth just happened?” said Cathy, then realised she was on her own.  “John?” she called.  “Cathy! Where are you?  Why are we back in the maze?” called Steed.

Mr Chips decided to go back to normal time.  He flew round the world in the opposite direction.  The normal time came back.

“Huh?”  Steed and Cathy were really confused now.  They decided to just forget that it ever happened. Mr Chips landed next to them. “Say what you see!” he said.  “No” said Steed.  “Come and help us defeat Mrs Peel, Venus and Tara.”  “Oh alright” replied Mr Chips.  And they went back in Grand Steed Manor.  Everyone had gone.  They went to SCAR HQ.

Mrs Peel greeted them. “Say what you see!” said Mr Chips and very very very very quickly made a cake around her.  He wrote, “Your” on the cake and “Eat it” on the wall then stood in between the two, looking from one to another and scratched his head.  “You can’t have your cake and eat it” said Cathy. “That’s right!” said Mr Chips, then Venus came in.  She had the RPG launcher.  Cathy grabbed it and knocked her out, then pushed her very very very very deep under the ground and buried her.  Then Tara came in.

At that exact moment Mrs Peel came out of the cake.  Steed started singing.  “Mrs Peel, please be good!  Mrs Peel, please be good!”  Eventually Mrs Peel said, “Oh alright, but can I *please* kill Cathy?”  “No! If you do Mr Chips will turn time backwards and you will be very confused.”  Mrs Peel decided not to kill Cathy because she didn’t like being confused. Steed convinced Tara the be good in the same way.

The phone rang.  Steed answer it.  “Banana?” said a voice.  “What?” said Steed.  Suddenly he bent his arms to look bananas and knocked out Mr Chips.  Cathy came in.  “What happened?” she asked Steed.  “I don’t know” he said “Mr Chips has been knocked out!”  “Never mind that” she said let’s go on holiday!”