Nam Anh

Nam Anh stands next to Thắng Grab

 —Nam Anh

## Description

**Nam Anh** or **Na** is Riot Kat main vocalist and a prominent member of Orders of the Cats. He was Dream's former apprentice and the person who was responsible for the death of Meg's cat, Justin and directly contributed to the foundation of the Order of the Cats.

## History

### **Early life**

Nam Anh was born in August, 22 2006 in Hà Giang. When his mom gave birth to Nam Anh, Dream, who was 7, kidnapped him. His father chased after Dream to take his son back, unfortunately Dream's micropenis let him slide through the father's ass crack. Nam Anh's dad decided to do a manhunt. But he was such a great speedrunner that he succeeded in running away. He hid in a jungle in Hà Giang to hide from the father.

He then tried to groom Nam Anh but his micropenis was nothing compared to Nam Anh's massive penis. Nam Anh's penis was so big that it created itself a gravitational field that pushed Dream away 10km. Dream was about to give up grooming Nam Anh but his 7-years-old brain thought something brilliant. He offered Nam Anh to become his partner in exchange for 313 bucks. Nam Anh could have turned down but his addiction toward Good Omens (which is a good show) was way too big. He accepted the deal. He used all of that money to buy merch. Under Dream's shitty training, Nam Anh became a shitty assassin.

### A failed assassination

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`***Also read Meg Copper***`

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In 2018, Busica emperor, Tran Nhat Tan, hired Dream to assassinate the ultimate Busica hater Danny Notroh. Dream thought the mission was too easy and let his apprentice do it. Nam Anh realized that Dream did not give him any budget to buy a transportation. Luckily Nam Anh met Aki on his way, he knocked out Aki and stole their motorbike. After Nam Anh arrived at the scene, he pulled out the EKITTEN3000 and then aimed at Danny. But Dream's training session was so fucking terrible and unbreathable that Nam Anh missed the shot and the bullet went straight to Meg Copper's cat, Justin. Justin fucking died. This enraged Meg so much that she went through 5 stages of grief. She later founded the Orders of the Cats

### Redemption

After Nam Anh realized that he did a big oopsie. He was in a total shock just like Dream when you're not there. He was a cat person. Hatred slowly blinded him, Nam Anh then quit being an assassin. Dream did not agree with his request at first but Nam Anh threatened to cancel him on twitter.com (which is now x.com). Dream could do nothing but accept his request. Just in case, Nam Anh used his handcrafting skills to finger Dream's tits, Dream ended up being paralyzed for 3 years. After leaving his job. Nam Anh looked for Meg. Meg gave Nam Anh a good smack. He never backed down nor gave up and used talk no jutsu. Meg was moved by his word she decided to forgive him and let him join Orders of the Cats. Nam Anh also gifted Meg a new cat, Bieber.

### Riotkat

In 2023, when Nam Anh was hanging out with Meg, he met Danny Notroh, who he tried to assassinate five years ago. But Nam Anh's autistic ass could not remember him and so did Danny's ADHD ass. They gave a little chitchat and Danny gave Nam Anh a Cat Guitar. They also discussed about forming a band, naming it **Riotkat**. He later became the main vocalist of the band. His voice is so good that minors could be groomed automatically without even trying.

## Powers

### Powers

* **Handcrafting skills**: His fingers became spaghetti-like. He can make cool DIY stuff.
* **Autistic**: Cosmetic. It has no use.
* **Talk no Jutsu**: He can gaslight his opponent with his sweet little lies. like how Dream can groom his little e-kittens.
* **BPD(Beautiful Princess Disorder)**: Decrease Nam Anh's mental health but increase Nam Anh's physical strength. It is like the venom suit.
* **EKITTEN3000**: An extraordinary weapon that Nam Anh stole from Dream. It can shoot deadly minor laser.

### Weakness

* **Idiocracy:** Nam Anh can not use talk no jutsu on dumb people, therefore dumb people is his nemesis.
* **Society:** society