Die Young (FLAC)

## ِDescription

Die Young · Ke$haWarrior (Expanded Edition)

℗ 2012 Kemosabe Records

Released on: 2012-11-30

Composer, Lyricist: Kesha Sebert

All Instruments, Producer: Dr. Luke

Background Vocal, Composer, Lyricist: Lukasz Gottwald

Composer, Lyricist: Benjamin Levin

All Instruments, Producer: benny blanco

All Instruments, Producer: Cirkut

Composer, Lyricist: Nate Ruess

Background Vocal, Composer, Lyricist: Henry Walter

Background Vocal: Monica Cornia

Background Vocal: Ava James

Background Vocal: Katie Mitzell

Engineer: Clint Gibbs

Assistant Engineer: Rachael Findlen

Mixing Engineer: Serban Ghenea

Assistant Engineer: John Hanes

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"**Die Young**" is a FLAC of "Die Young" by *Kesha*.

## Joke

This FLAC continues the story seen in The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa (HQ Audio). In the video, JayJay 2.0 introduces Red to music and memes from the future, specifically "Scorpion" by Drake, which leads Red and Biggie Smols to stop being hostile toward her and Bastien.

## Transcript

[External shot of Music - Topic HQ. "Intruder Alert" from *Team Fortress 2* is playing in the background. Cut inside to extreme far shot of main cast inside.]

**Red:** so, are you guys gonna get out or are we gonna have a problem?

**Bastien:** please sir! we just came here f-

**Bastien:** ...

**Bastien:** wait, jayjay?

**JayJay 2.0:** yeah b

**Bastien:** why did we come here in the first place?

**JayJay 2.0:** ugh, reasons. reasons that don't matter right now

**Bastien:** but-

**JayJay 2.0:** but nothing.

**JayJay 2.0:** now look red, biggie

**JayJay 2.0:** what if i had some tunes from 2018 hm?

**Biggie Smols:** not even possible.

**JayJay 2.0:** oh, you'd be surprised...

[The camera zooms in on JayJay 2.0's hand as a *Microsoft Windows* sound effect plays. The album "Scorpion" by Drake fades into her hand with a jingle. She throws it into the FLAC machine as the "yeet" sound from this video plays.]

[The screen on the FLAC machine displays static before playing a Music - Topic style video of "Survival" by Drake. This is cut off by a black screen with large white text saying "about an hour and a half later" with the *Seinfeld* theme playing in the background. When it cuts back, the screen is playing the end of the final track on "Scorpion," "March 14."]

**JayJay 2.0:** so, do you believe us now?

**Red:** i...

**Red:** i guess...

[Before Red can finish his sentence, he's cut off by a "Viewer Mail" section, ala *Back at the Barnyard*, but with Dr. Phil (voiced using vo.codes).]

**Dr. Phil:** Hey folks, viewer mail time again!

[A piece of paper from *Minecraft* appears in his hand]

**Dr. Phil:** Oh, here's one from JSX, Age 1000.

**Dr. Phil:** Dear Dr. Phil: "aren't you interrupting the story at the most suspensful part?"

**Dr. Phil:** Well the answer is: yes, JSX!

**Dr. Phil:** Yes I am.

**Dr. Phil:** Keep those cards and letters comin'!

[The video turns to static, before cutting back to Red still in the middle of saying "I guess"]

**Red:** even the video descriptions are coming up with 2018 in them.

[Red looks at a sheet of paper that shows the description of the "March 14" video, showing the release date and the credits.]

**Red:** it shouldn't be possible but here we are

**Biggie Smols:** it was kinda shit though, not gonna lie

["Ending Theme" from *Super Mario World* starts playing.]

**JayJay 2.0 and Bastien:** phew.

**Red:** what are your names, anyways? I guess time travel answers why you knew our names, eheh

**JayJay 2.0:** oh, name's JayJay! and-

**JayJay 2.0:** ...

**JayJay 2.0:** wait, what's your name again? i don't think i got it just yet.

**Bastien:** oh, the name's

[Bastien is suddenly in front of a waving French flag. France's national anthem, "La Marseillaise," plays.]

**Bastien:** BASTIEN

[There's an awkward silence until JayJay 2.0 starts talking, at which point "Ending Theme" continues to play.]

**JayJay 2.0:** anyways, it's a pleasure to meet you both.

**Biggie Smols:** you too, yeah.

**Red:** ...y'know, since you two are from the future-

**Red:** do they have any cool new memes? how's the channel doing in 2018 and wherever onwards?

**Bastien:** UMMMM-

**JayJay 2.0:** LOOK.

**JayJay 2.0:** just-

**JayJay 2.0:** I'm an experienced flac creator myself, why don't I show you a popular channel meme from the future?

**Red:** oh! go right ahead- show me what you got!

[JayJay 2.0 is holding the single for "Die Young" by *Kesha*. Ainsley Harriott's face appears over JayJay 2.0's as his iconic "Heh heh, boi!" from *Ainsley's Barbecue Bible* is heard. The video irises out, centered on Ainsley's face, as the "You Got a Moon" jingle from *Super Mario Odyssey* plays in the background.]

## Soundtrack

* Team Fortress 2 - Intruder Alert (by Mike Morasky)
* Drake - Survival
* Jonathan Wolff - Seinfeld Theme
* Drake - March 14
* [the music that plays when Dr. Phil shows up]
* Super Mario World - Ending Theme (by Koji Kondo)
* La Marseillaise (Instrumental)
* Super Mario Odyssey - Moon Get (Ver. 2)

## Trivia

* This video was premiered
* This was the first appearance of Bastien's name.