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Right

I'm going to rap for everybody

Why?

Yes, it is because I'm a badass poet, but there's another reason, isn't there?

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I'm Michael Rosen, king of the world

Popping caps in your ass while I cum in your girl.

See me strutting round town, now you might want to scram!

I'm the speedy Michael Rosen, I'm the fastest in the land!

So all my homies shout and raise the roof!

Ba-lam-bam-boolah! Ba-lam ba-diddy-boof!

Mick Daddy, no fatty! I know how to run!

I've got 203 problems but a SnanS ain't one! HA!

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Really good

I've got to do it!

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I'm a fast spitting, money-getting wordsmith.

Fucking words leave my mouth and become myth.

Mess with me, and soon you'll see

That I'm the baddest motherfucker in history! YEAH!

People say I'm a bit fucked up

Because I pushed Mark Sabine out an Ice Cream Truck!

So take it from me, M I K E

Forever king of YTP

Hollywood life, livin' it big

Got a great big jet. Fly it smoking a cig.

Now sorry to say, but I'm needing to go.

So thank you for listening to me bust a flow!

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Heh heh

Yeah peace bitches.

Rock on over at London Airport

Rock on Chicago

That's right Harrybo, yeah, no no, you can, yeah.

Oh look what clever PLAMZ
See them keel over and die
Watch 'em pee
How I HATE those diarrhea
How they make my stomach horrible
I got a little chocolate cake
that'll really make 'em die
It's a nasty kind of thick sweet juice
from a special kind of guy
Hip hop a hip hop hap I'm giving you all the michael rosen rap.
This raisin is made to order but it isn't to be into my mouth
When they take one, they're sucked inside instead
to the most unpleasant place they've ever seen...
The magic hallway of I.M.Michael rosen
Very fantastic and really good.
Destination of MY choosing,
Magic hallway of I.M.Michael rosen

Zach love jakes

SHOWER YOU WITH COCONUT CREAM PIE

GOT ANY BANANA CREAM PIE?

**Sonic:**

**EXACTLY!**

**Sonic:**

**LET'S SHIT!**

**Sonic:**

**That's no good.**

**Sonic:**

**You're too slow!**

**Sonic:**

**URRNGH! I'm MasturBAAAAAAATIIIIIIING!!!**

**Sonic:**

**Tails is just like a little kid with his new toy.**

**Sonic:**

**SHUT UP TAILS!!!**

**Sonic:**

**Too easy! Piece of cay-ache!**

**Sonic:**

**SHIT! Let's go!**

**Sonic:**

**He's just a piece o' cheesy hardware!**

**Sonic:**

**Let's rock!**

**Sonic:**

**Whatcha see is whatcha get! I'm just a guy who loves adventure! I'm *Sonic the Hedgehog!!***

**Sonic:**

**They might even open the gates of hell!**

**Sonic:**

**Damn, they got away!**

**Sonic:**

**Maybe I could've, but I didn't, didn't I?**

**Sonic:**

**SPEED BREAK!!**

**Sonic:**

**TIME BREAK!!**

**Sonic:**

**I'm Sonic the Kidnapper!**

**Sonic:**

**You**

 **might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you**

 **since I know everything you're going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT!?**

**Sonic:**

**Hey! THAT'S MY LINE!**

**Sonic:**

**Don't worry, I'll be out before you know it's funny.**

**Sonic:**

**Whoops! Time to make a U-turn!**

**Sonic:**

**I told you, I'm not a rat! I'm a HEDGEHOG!**

**Sonic:**

**Hey, Kids! Strangers may offer you all sorts of things to get you to come with them, like movies, magical tickets, and a lot of other horseshit, but chances are that they're just trying to touch your bathing suit area, and that's no good!!! So if a stranger, especially Robert Prodsky tries to touch your chili dog, just get outta there!**

**Sonic:**

**They can't live me up!**

**Sonic:**

**See Korean, I told you we'd make it in the 'he did not meet the agent.'**

**Sonic:**

**My brain, you know it going to die.**

**Sonic:**

**No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!**

**Sonic:**

**Let's make like Eggman's hairline and recede!**

**Sonic:**

**That tornado's carrying a car!**

**Sonic:**

**Watch out, you're gonna crash. Aah!**

**Sonic:**

**I'll just stick with "aliens", if that's okay with everybody.**

**Sonic:**

**You have a problem learning how to read!**

**Sonic:**

**If you leave your game, you need to remember this: if you die outside of your own game, you won't regenerate, *ever*! Game Over!**

**Dr. Rabbit:**

**Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid**

 **that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this**

 **plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!**

**Dr. Rabbit:**

**OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you.**

**Dr. Rabbit:**

**Australia, here we CUUUM!!!**

**Dr. Rabbit:**

**Negro bullshit, this is my friend Carmen**

**Dr. Rabbit:**

**That's bullshit and you know it!**