If Decades Were People

***"Is it because I’m black?"* — Black, "If Colors Were People"**
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**Note**: 40s said buck up, the censored version of f\*\*\*. 80s is seen drinking hooch, 40s is seen with a cigarette in his mouth and 30s is seen with a drink.
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## If Decades Were People

What if every decade from the 1920s to the 2020s got together for a party?

### Director

Frank James

If Decades Were People is the eleventh episode of If Things Were People.

## Plot

1920s tells everyone he wants to say their the cat’s pajamas. 60s says that’s out of sight and a few of the decades introduce themselves. 80s tells 90s to get a job. 90s tells him to eat his shorts. 40s tells them he didn’t just run away from a location to hear them both squawk. 80s asks if he’s the fat-head. 60s tells 40s he’s putting bad vibrations. 50s tells 60s that he’s had enough with him. 1920s tells everyone this is supposed to be a celebration and says their supposed to have fun and drink a little. 30s tells him that all his fun is the reason he walks 11 miles uphill in snow to work every day. 00s tells him to stop being poor. 70s says he’s would 1920s and dances along with 1920s. 50s says he outlawed dancing in his town and says that’s how the devil gets him. 80s tells him greed causes capitalism and says it has a positive effect on poor people. 10s asks if anyone knows the Wi-Fi. 1920s tells everyone tonight’s not about their differences and says it’s about what they have in common. 90s asks what they have in common. 60s says they are all together. 1920s asks anyone if they want to roast some food. 00s says he’s in the nothing gross diet. 10s asks if there are any vegan options. 30s asks 10s if he’s from Mars. 50s asks why everyone turned against meatloaf. 90s guesses and says “commies”. 60s says he’s so hungry he’ll eat anything as long as it’s from green-earth. 50s tells 60s he has had too much green. 00s says he’s bored and asks if there are any good clubs. 40s tells him that there are no clubs. 00s finds out he uses the radio and tells him to just burn a CD. 2020s comes in the room and everyone looks at him shocked and scared. 2020s apologizes that he’s late because he had to disinfect his groceries and says everyone knows how it is and laughs. 2020s grabs a cylinder box of tissues and starts wiping the walls. 1920s thinks that 2020s lost his marbles. 50s says he knows why and 60s says it’s a bad trip. 2020s asks if anyone has gotten any sicknesses. 00s says his mom has gotten a sickness, probably referring to 2010s due to Covid actually happening in 2019. 2020s says he has a great idea and says they should do this in Zoom instead and runs away from the room whilst 90s says he is so glad he came to the party. 80s says he needs another drink. 1920s tells 80s that he made that hooch in the bathtub and 80s spits out the drink right after he hears him say that. Ending the episode.

## Characters

### Decades and Thousands

* 00s
* 10s
* 30s
* 40s
* 50s
* 60s
* 70s
* 80s
* 90s
* 1920s
* 2020s

## Trivia

* 2020s is based on Covid-19 due to it really happening at 2020 but actually starting in 2010s, which is in 2019.
* New 00s and 10s are the only decades missing from the group.