Kyle's Mom's a Bitch

"**Kyle's Mom's a Bitch**", also known as "**Kyle's Mom's a Big Fat Bitch**", is a song from the animated television series *South Park*, appearing in the season one episode "Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo" as well as the animated feature film *South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut*. It features Eric Cartman and the kids of the school singing about how much they hate Kyle Broflovski's mother Sheila Broflovski.

The song is performed by Cartman's voice actor and series co-creator Trey Parker and a chorus; it also features Kyle's voice actor and series co-creator Matt Stone in speaking lines.

## Lyrics

* Television
* Film
* Joe C. faet. Kid Rock

Well!

Kyle's mom is a bitch

She's a big fat bitch,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a stupid bitch

If there ever was a bitch

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

Monday she's a bitch

On Tuesday she's a bitch

On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday, just to be different

She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair

She a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

She's a stupid bitch!

Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!

Kyle's mom is a bitch, aah

[Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club, and all because she's a big, fat, stupid bi-]

[Don't say it, Cartman!]

Well...

[Don't do it, Cartman!]

Well...

[I'm warning you!]

[Okay, okay.]

[I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a -]

Well!

Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

[Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!]

On Monday she's a bitch

On Tuesday she's a bitch

On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday, just to be different

She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

[Come on! You all know the words!]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

She's a stupid bitch!

(Whoa!)

Kyle's mom's a bitch

And she's such a dirty bitch!

(Bitch!)

Talk to kids around the world

And it might go a little bit something like this:

*Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù!* {Kyle's mom is a shrew, a dirty slut}

*Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,* {She's the biggest bitch in the world}

*Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,* {She's a stupid cunt, if there ever was a cunt}

*Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana.* {She's a bitch to the boys and girls}

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

She's a stupid bitch!

Kyle's mom's a bitch

And she's such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it!

Kyle's mom; she's a big fat fucking bitch!

Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom!

Yeah, cha!

[What? Oh, fuck.]

Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma

Straight out of tailor, Joe C.

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch I know

And she stinks like shit!

Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,

Now she's fucked cause she still thinks she's pretty

I just laugh, and walk on past saying:

"Shit, Goddamn that's a big fat ass!"

Should fuck that slut, she's a big fat trip

But I still let her suck this ten foot dick!

Joe c., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the *South Park* click

I don't know much, but I know this shit:

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch!

## Other Appearances

* The television version of the song was featured on the album *Chef Aid: The South Park Album* as a hidden track.
* The film version of the song was featured on the album *South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut (Music from and Inspired by the Motion Picture)*.
* The soundtrack also featured a version entitled "Kyle's Mom's a Big Fat Bitch" by rapper Joe C. and featuring Kid Rock, with completely different lyrics.
* An instrumental version of the song plays when fighting Sheila in *South Park: The Fractured but Whole*.

## Videos

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## Trivia

* When the song moves to China, the girl at the far right of the screen is one mouth movement behind the others.
* The song uses the word "bitch" 56 times, not counting French, Swahili, Dutch, or Chinese. The song only lasts approximately 71 seconds, which makes for .8 uses of the word 'bitch' per second.