Dumb Teacher Characters Read Mean Tweets

The video's thumbnail

**Dumb Teacher Characters Read Mean Tweets** is a video created by Noah Long, which was uploaded onto his YouTube and VidSpace accounts on March 1, 2018. It also features the voices of Long, Erick Bennett, Joseph Carlson, and Martina Summers.

## Description

Today, every main Dumb Teacher character you know and love are gonna read some of the most meanest Tweets on Twitter ever made by DT-haters and people who think I'm a white supremacist who made the show to promote the false truth that racism is good, as well as Twitter users who love taking the piss out of my characters. Also, to all of you who think I'm a racist, bug off and go back to Hate Town, Anti-EK!

## Video

The video begins with McNeese, who introduces the viewer in a sarcastic way. He then begins reading the first Tweet, which says, "Noah Long, I don't know who the fuck you are, but if you're some kind of white supremacist, I recommend that you go to Hell and die for your promotion of racism." The scene then goes to Dan, who reads, "Long, your characters on your shit show are stupid. That blue-haired bastard does nothing but obsess over El Kadsre everyday and fucks a sex doll of Linda Grundy." Dan responds with anger over the Tweet as the scene cuts to Logan. Logan then reads a Tweet directed at him, saying, "To Logan, you look like some guy from a Nazi propaganda poster, and you act like a 40 year old virgin". The scene then cuts back to Dan, who reads another Tweet directed at him, which says, "To Dan, when was the last time you got a haircut? Also, do us all a favor and change your hair color back to brown. You think you can just dye your hair the color of a fucking energy drink? That's ridiculous", angering him even more. The scene then cuts to James, who reads a Tweet directed at him, saying, "James, you look like an anorexic version of Cartman from South Park, and a naked stick figure version of Steven Universe.", both angering and confusing him at the same time. The scene then cuts back to McNeese, who reads a Tweet, saying, "Red-haired Irish-American Catholics who wear glasses can't be racist.", causing him to threaten to track down the person who wrote the Tweet after reading it. The scene then cuts to Choki, who reads a Tweet, which says, "Hey Choki, I just discovered your name isn't of Japanese origin, but of Nepalese origin. That means you're not from Japan, so stop acting like a fucking weeb, you four-eyed cunt.", which enrages him. The scene then cuts to Duncan, who reads a Tweet, which says, "Okay, you're the child personification of that fucking ginger. You're racist, sexist, and you should go to Hell with McNeese.", which enrages him. The scene then cuts to Emma, who reads a Tweet, saying, "To Emma, so there's this storm going on in my country and I heard it was named after you. Isn't that correct?." After reading the Tweet, she decides to look up Storm Emma on Google, and then discovers the storm's victims included a 61 year old man and a 7 year old girl, making her feel bad. The scene then cuts back to Dan, who reveals that he can't take the Tweets anymore. He then reads a Tweet, which says, "Your obsession with El Kadsre is so annoying that it makes we want to burn down their flag.", posted by a user suspiciously named 'Nagol' ('Logan' backwards). Dan walks up to Logan and accuses him of posting the Tweet, but Logan, however, denies posting it. The scene then cuts back to Choki, who reads a Tweet, which reads, “Choki? More like Choking hazard! All you ever do everyday is upload pornography of you and your life-sized Totoro doll." After reading it, Choki rushes out of the room as the camera follows him. The camera then cuts to a shot of Choki destroying his pornography he took with his Totoro doll, even mentioning Rule 34 Totoro art. Choki notices the camera and throws a shuriken at the camera. The scene then cuts to Tom, who reads a Tweet saying, "You look like a mixture between Dan, Logan and some other black kid". TBA

## Trivia

* The ending line in the video's description is a reference to the opening scene of the Dumb Teacher Season 2 episode, Dan's Hoverboards.
* The racial slurs used by McNeese in the video are censored due to YouTube and VidSpace's policies against hate speech.

## Transcript

*See Dumb Teacher Characters Read Mean Tweets/Transcript*