Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: Tex and Juri

This will be the last time that I talk about THX as they've gotten out of hand at this point. There have been many THX trailers I have encountered. All of which are very terrifying.

Well, that is until I saw this trailer. This time, it involved the fighting game series Street Fighter. This is the story of how I found the trailer.

It began in the summer when I was at home. I was playing Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball on my OG Xbox, which I had got from the shed and was able to get it working again.

I then took a break from the game and went on a walk. While walking, I figured it would be a good idea to go for a swim at the pool in my hometown.

As soon as I opened up my locker to store my clothes in, someone had left a DVD inside the locker for some reason. But as expected, it was a THX DVD. The cover consisted of the Street Fighter characters Ryu, Ken, Chun Li and Guile close to the shot, with Juri and Tex being seen in the background.

The DVD was titled "THX: Tex and Juri".

"Looks good, but this will be kind of scary." I muttered.

As soon as I finished my swim, I got dressed and headed back home. I inserted the disc into my PS5 which had DVD playback and it started. It showed the Capcom logo that was used in the 2009 film "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li" and then it went to the menu.

It showed Tex, Juri and the others in black rectangles. The options were the same like on that Tex and Zurg trailer Rohan encountered. I pressed Play and it, again showed another warning.

"This trailer was made for the theatrical release of "Let Me In" despite it not being THX certified. It contains content that is not eligible for people with mental issues. View this at your own risk!"

"This is likely going to be more fucked up like those other trailers." I muttered.

The trailer began in a dark background, until Tex and Juri walked into the shot.

"Thanks for giving me the best birthday I've ever had Tex, any other ideas on your list?" Juri spoke.

"Oh yeah, you mentioned 4 people you know, and you say they disrespected me and my company, so why not we teach these punks a lesson!" Tex said.

"Great idea!" Juri replied.

Tex gave Juri a spare jetpack and they both took off into the dark sky. It then showed a shot of the THX logo from the Moo Can trailer. Suddenly, Ryu, Ken, Chun Li and Guile came into the shot.

"Ryu, where are we, it obviously feels silent here from my point of hearing." Guile said.

"Well guys, this is the THX logo. Also, we're here to search for the person who kidnapped Sakura." Ryu told the group.

"Wait a second!" Ken said, getting a little bit nervous. "I have a feeling we've entered the hideout of a crazy red robot. We've got to get out of here!"

"I agree!" added Chun Li.

Ken then said, "Tex is a psychotic robot who has murdered many innocent people! He also has a friend named Zurg, who is a purple robot and archenemy of a spaceman named Buzz Lightyear! The sooner we leave, the better!"

Ryu then said "Everyone relax! I'm sure we can find a way out of here. I honestly don't think that this robot knows where we-"

His sentence got interrupted by what sounded like Tex's faint chuckling.

"Do you hear that?" Chun Li asked.

"Well guys, we are street fighters, so maybe we can take down whoever is trying to haunt us. So let's get our fighting poses ready before-"

Before Ryu finished his sentence, Tex and Juri dropped down in front of the crew.

"Tex!" Ken shouted.

"Juri!" Chun Li said in shock.

"Hello there kung fu wannabes! What are you doing over here?" Tex asked the group.

Ryu and Ken walked over to Tex as Ryu said to him, "Listen here red robot, I have been told that you are killing many innocent people and other characters for being afraid of a certain company. It is wrong to kill someone for having a fear over that. Everybody has their own fears."

Ken then said, "And for you Juri, it's not cool that you're teaming up with a robot that can kill anyone who fears him, whatever you're doing will not be good. And now, we're going to take you down."

Tex then said, "Do you fighters think you are mighty? Well, try and hit me if you can."

Ryu, Ken, Chun Li and Guile got into their battle poses. And then Tex said, "You know what? Even better, I'll do something cool to the guy with the weird hair style."

When Guile heard that, he said, "Can I perhaps get a new hairstyle?"

Tex said, "Sure thing!"

Ryu, Ken and Chun Li gasped in fear and Ryu shouted, "Guile, don't do it! They are trying to trick you!"

Guile didn't even respond. Tex began spawning a barber's chair from a portal.

Tex then said, "Now marine corp, Juri is first going to trim the sides of your hair."

Guile responded with, "Okay."

Suddenly, Juri took out a chainsaw and said, "Just kidding, there will be no haircut, there will be life in hell. Now time to die!"

She proceeded to jump in front of Guile and rammed the chainsaw into his chest.

Guile screamed almost as if his actor, Travis Willingham in agony as he was getting killed.

Ryu, Ken and Chun Li watched in complete shock.

"Oh god, that's not good!" Chun Li said.

"Guile is gone, what do we do now?" Ken asked.

"We fight!" Ryu responded.

Tex and Juri then looked at the remaining 3 as Tex asked, "Who's gonna play with Sexy Texy and Juri Fury next?"

"Wait," asked Ryu "What did you do to Sakura?!"

"Oh, her?" said Tex.

"Don't worry," added Juri. "She is in a much better place. I'll show you."

Juri then took out a cell phone to show Ryu, Ken and Chun Li the footage, but her phone was mistakenly playing a video featuring cartoon penguins dancing. The video reminded me of that one international commercial I saw when I was 10 where a father tries to calm down his baby.

"Oops, wrong video!" Juri said while switching over to the footage of Sakura.

The footage showed Sakura being stabbed multiple times in the shower by Tex, almost similar to the movie Psycho.

Ryu put his hands over his mouth seeing Sakura's body and the murder he was witnessing, he could also be heard screaming.

"What have you done?" Ryu asked while uncovering his mouth.

"Relax mate, I told you she's in a better place." Juri said.

"Of course she is, you killed her. It's possible that she's in heaven or hell. And now we are done with you, prepare for us to kick your ass!" Ken shouted.

Ryu then proceeded to do his Hadouken on Juri. His shot was a success as Juri got knocked down. We then see a point of view Juri laying on the floor. At that moment, she proceeded to get up. But later on, she saw Ryu spawn in front of her. A piano scare chord played during this scene.

"You messed up big time Juri, and now, I'm going to end you. Ryu said. He then did his famous attack which was the shoryuken.

"SHORYUKEN!" Ryu said in a very angry manner.

Apparently, the shoryuken was so strong that Juri had her head torn off for some reason.

"Sheesh! That was rather brutal. Let's hope they're able to stop Tex next!" I muttered.

Ryu then ran towards Ken and Chun Li.

"Do you think we're strong enough to beat Tex?" Chun Li asked.

"Let's do what we can. Juri is dead and soon this robot will be too." Ryu replied.

"I've got an idea! If any of our attacks are stopped by the robot, one of us or maybe two of us will use our powers on him." Ken remarked.

Meanwhile, Tex could be seen clapping in an angry tone probably cause he knew that Ryu, Ken and Chun Li were talking about plans for his death.

"I like the way you think, but this party is over!" Tex said

The 3 survivors then saw him and got into their battle poses.

The battle began as Chun Li did her spinning bird kick attack and it hit Tex in the face. At that moment, Tex proceeded to take out a gun but Ken proceeded to do his shoryuken on him.

"Nope, sorry! That's cheating!" Ken said, while making a reference to the scene from Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse where Miles snatches the pistol out of Kingpin's hand.

(More to come)