Boohoo! That Ugly Man Didn’t Go Get Bullied At The Mall Today! (Story)

### Theme(s)

Anger, Cancel Culture, Comic Books and Manga, Cost of Living, Depression, Fandom, Gun Violence, Grudges, Inflation, Judgments, Kindness, Mental Illness, Name-Calling, Racism, Superficiality

## Credits

### Editors

Khaliq Trevor X

**Boohoo! That Ugly Man Didn’t Go Get Bullied At The Mall Today** is a gag story appearing in *the Rage Knights: Red God* universe created and written by Khaliq Trevor X.

## Synopsis

At Thank Eureka Mall, a group of superficial teens discuss everything from pop culture, to film, and anime. Even the whereabouts of the Rage Knights of Queens Mane and both their infamies and heroism. The girls name their individual crushes as who’s datable, marriage material and sex appeal. When the not so likable, nerdy Susie Setzer approaches the girls, she tries to strike up conversation about her favorite Rage Knight and Rage God Damon Bradley! This earns the disdain and annoyance of her peers, who push away but the negativity and deflated esteem of Setzer also draws out the power of Mall Goddess herself who deems the name Damon Bradley “cursed” and then conjures the likes of various strange parodies and mall shopper stereotypes to aide in not only picking on Susie Setzer, but manipulating the minds of new shoppers across the United States and world at large.

The superficial people summons and newly spawning Diseased take notice to Mall Goddess’s power and join in trying to make Susie depressed and bring her into a prolonged mental illness. However, the fight isn’t over just yet! The Rage Knights are in the area, according to some of the shoppers and with the rise of Diseased activity, they are scheduled to take on the apparition and her crew of terrible, albeit familiar entities with Midlore West-Stein taking on strange, hilarious or just downright *weird* personas unlike never before. Including an appearance from the Old Man Mills form. A curmudgeon of an old man who wears high-water pants jacked up to his chest and speaks in a gruff, impressionably angry manner. As the monsters corner kind-hearted Susie, antagonistic jerks will chant and scream out the words, “*boohoo! That ugly man didn’t go get picked at the Mall today!*”

## Appearances

#### Main Characters

* Rage Knights
	+ Midlore West-Stein (Midlore Old Man Mills, Base form)
* Susie Setzer

#### Featured Supporting Characters/Summons

* Anae the Callous Communicator
* Bubble Butt Queens
* Comic Book Convention Creep Artists
* Crude but Cute Cashiers
* Exclusionary Religious Bigots
* Goth Cock
* Reynold Ryker
* Self-Hating Dudes
* Self-Hating Women
* Shoe Shiners
* Videogame Store Lizard Boys

#### Featured Diseased

* Gossip Kings
* Lard Gobblers
* Lonesome Mockers
* Wraiths

#### Featured Antagonists

* Jerry Mills
* Mall Goddess

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

* This story, like most of the *Rage Knights: Red God* universe is written to be informative, educational entertainment that sheds a light on modern day issues.

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*