Where the Human Things Are

Thumbnail featuring the HMS Reddit. 2 and 8 stand on the boat, while 3 hangs onto the railings.

### Episode

2 (series)
2 (overall)

### Director

Jonas Albert

**Where the Human Things Are** is the second episode overall of Jonas Clones. It was written by Jonas Albert, and was released on July 20th, 2021.

## Synopsis

As shown in the video description:

> *The Clones decide to take a skip over the pond. But wait, what's this...?*
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## Plot

After 1 dismisses the parliament for the rest of the week, 8 visits 2. Noticing his obvious boredom due to the previous episode, 8 questions whether 2 is still unhappy with 1. When 2 answers yes, 8 tells two that she feels the other Clones in the parliament held a belief that 2 was taking his position for granted. 2 asks if she has anything in mind that he can do (something which 26 seems surprised to hear; the latter is shooed away by 8); in response, 8 calls 1 over much to 2's disappointment. The two begin thinking of stuff to do; 1's suggestion of a nose-picking competition being rejected by 8; but then 2 suggests going to the United States for a holiday. 1 expresses interest in meeting the US president again, much to 2's disinterest. 1 then calls 3 over, announcing their plan to her. As 3 expresses delight at the plan, 2 sighs, knowing this trip will likely end in disaster.

At the port in Tenby, 6 and 7 debate the forthcoming vacation while standing on the dock near the HMS Reddit. 7, having referred to the entire North American continent as "North Mexico", stresses the possibility of sudden death to the human race upon arrival. 6 agrees, calling the trip "an antic waiting to happen". As 4 struggles to load 1's luggage onto the ship, 9 approaches 6 and 7. When 7 questions 9's business, 9 ignores her and begins conversing with 6 over the vacation, but 6 cuts him off, questioning whether he's still reading the Daily Clone. 6 continues on his way to the boat, adding to the conversation that he expects the encounter with the human race to be hillarious, whether or not the species still exhibits supposed "murderous traits".

On the ship, 2 questions why he's sharing a cabin with 3 and 8. 3, looking up from folding her shirts, states she doesn't know. 8 expresses her hatred for water; when questioned why, she emphasizes that weird creatures, talking squid people, and Spongebob reside in the water. When 3 calls this "rubbish", 8 questions if 3's ever seen the movie Shark Tale, adding that the movie "scars Clones and humans alike". 3 sighs, saying to herself that 2 and 8 are the "most depressed beings in the world", comparing them to the actors on the Horror Channel.

Roughly ten hours later, 1 and 8 are conversing about the events that occurred while 1 was in New Zealand. Meanwhile, 2 questions what the humans would find weird about Jonas Clones, to which 3 points out that Clones have genders despite being clones of a single person. 8 leaves to have a drink. 1 is then called up to the drive room. Arriving in the drive room, 30 tells 1 that the boat has arrived in New York City. After announcing the ship's arrival, 1 is trampled by several Clones eager to get a good view of the city, while a drunken 8 asks for a moment. The ship sails through the Hudson River and into the New York harbour. It then smashes into Brooklyn Bridge, much to the delight of the Clones. The ship then docks in Lower Manhattan.

Exiting the ship, 1 leaves the ship, yelling "We made it!", but then looks out to the city to see the US Military surrounding the ship. A drunken 8 comes along and requests the military "take [the Clones] to [their] leader". The chief then allows in the US president, Will Wenhold, who enters in a car. After the car door falls off, Will and 1 spend some time staring at each other, before Will orders the military to "take care of the rest", and that he'd have a word with 1.

Arriving at the president's office, Will shuts the door behind him, before holding 1 at gunpoint, asking 1 what his intentions are. 1 details that he's "here for the sake of it", and that he has no murderous intentions, much to Will's shock. 1 also says he has an age of 29, a fact that shocks Will. Meanwhile, out in the harbour, 6 and 8 converse with each other, while 3 talks with a military officer over the events of the 2021 US Capitol Storming in Washington D.C. 2 then tells 6 and 7 to look at "this kid", the kid being Jacob, the president's son. Jacob, testing his magical teleportation device, disappears in a flash of light that fires itself at the boat, destroying it in an instant. 1 and Will rush back, as a crate containing South American coffee beans crushes the military soldier 3 was conversing with. As the Clones panic into the night, the National Choir begin their rendition of "My Heart Will Go On", much to the distraught of 1.

In a post-credits scene, 8 questions why she agreed with coming along on the trip. 6 replies, saying she'd have no choice anyway.

## Cast

* Jonas Albert as:
	+ Every Jonas Clone
	+ Will Wenhold *(Sasha Sturm was originally casted, but could not record the voice lines due to microphone problems)*
	+ Jacob Wenhold
* Jayden Albert as the US Military soliders

## Trivia

* The episode's name is a pun on the book "Where the Wild Things Are".
* This is the first episode to display references to alcohol, albeit few.