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MariahOla

Mariah Taylor Alison Ola III (under the stage name Gabbie Haha) is a Philippine-based singer who flopped. Born on 2083, they signed with Supreme Hoes Studios, under Lambily Records Inc in the young age of 15. They recently released their album named "Gabbiefield" in June 22, 2098, which includes the 2 singles "Butterflies/Slaytterflies" and "Club Monster" released in June 10, 2098 and June 11, 2098 respectively.

Official Website: https://plsssss.com

## Life, Career and Future Goals

MariahOla was born in 2083 (exact date of birth not verified) in the small island of Masbate in Luzon, Philippines. He lived a simple life with his 7 siblings and 2-storey house in a small village named Katangahan and was usually playing with his neighbors ever since he was young. He always found a passion for music since he was 8 years old but his parents were scared that they may not be able to afford it, and that they couldn't fulfill his lifelong dream. When he turned 15, he immediately started looking for part time jobs to prepare for college and earned enough money to live an intermediate life in London to study in Oxford University. He insisted that it was the perfect place to enhance his skill in arts so that he will be able to follow his dreams and visions. He was looking forward to be a theatrical actor, but in a very odd turn of events, he found passion for being a recording artist.

When he was out with his friends one afternoon, his friends encouraged him to go to Supreme Hoes Studios so that he can be an artist. He was lucky enough to be invited to the studio by the label manager instead. So he immediately went into the studio, and described the atmosphere as "comfortable and full of light". He stated that when he stepped inside, it felt like his dreams were being fulfilled and that he couldn't ask for anything better. He started recording his debut album named Gabbiefield, which was supposedly named after the field of gabbies that he and his friends would play in every single afternoon. It was a remembrance of his childhood times.

He directly stated that he still wants to continue being a recording artist and that he'll release a new single off of Gabbiefield named "Special". The song is well praised by critics and the general public, which is the reason why he decided that Special would be the upcoming single. An even bigger future goal was leaked and that is his rumoured upcoming album "Eclectic and Ecstatic" which doesn't have an official release date yet.
LRI Wiki

lambily records inc. is a discord server based on mariah carey and britney spears.

*our server also offers the chance for you to join a simulated version of the music industry with charts and more.*
join us today!
a term of endearment for a celebrity, usually a woman, whose fans consider them to be flawless but underappreciated.

## Welcome to the LRI wiki.

The online encyclopedia dedicated to the Discord server, Lambily Records Inc. The LRI Wiki is a 100% free website. Feel free to discover, share, and add your knowledge! We currently have 42 articles running since June 2022.

## FEATURED ARTISTS

*ethan spears*
(Supreme Hoes Studios)*naka*
(Shooting Stars Records)*spizzzy*
(Supreme Hoes Studios)*teagi*
(2019)Positions – Album Cover.jpg*positions*
(2020)
Dua Lipa (LRI's Version)

Dua Lipa was born in Paydon, England. Her birthday is August 22.

## **Dua Lipa**

 Dua Lipa started her career when she was 12 and started covers on YouTube. Dua Lipa loved singing so much that she sent her song to a label. She signed with a label but then left after two years. Dua Lipa has now established her own label called TBD and has been very successful ever since. Dua Lipa currently resides in Flop Angeles.
言论

## 学校领导

#### #1

**背景：**2022 年 6 月 17 日，绵阳中学某不知名体育老师（推测是刘洋）在课间操结束后唐突留下全校学生，通过训话的方式对其进行批判。然而在训话的过程中，高 2020 级 30 班突然全员跑路，全校学生立即为其报以热烈掌声，此体育老师看了以后大为光火，对其破口大骂。不幸的是，没有一个人理他，像极了在QQ空间唐突发言的小学生。见状他更加恼火，对着空气一顿疯狂输出，可是 30 班仍然没有回来，高下立判。

**言论：**

* **学习↓**，是为了↑，让**你↑们↓**，适应这个**社会↑↓↑↓**；**锻炼↓**，也↑↓是为了↑，让**你↑们↓**，适应这个**社会↑↓↑↓**！！
* 物竞天择**↓**，**适者**！生存。
* *（30班跑路了）*那是**哪个班**？！学生会给我**抓回来！！**
* **班主任？！**给我带下来！！！
* **全校**都在这里等**你们！！！**
* **莫名其妙！！！**

**后续：**一周后，绵阳中学校方宣布了对高 2020 级 30 班的处分决定。其中包括取消一切评奖资格，班干部记过，全班写检讨等。然而，这种当时没有能力解决，事后却靠这种膈应人的处理杀鸡儆猴，效果实在太过低级。

与此同时，这件事也是绵阳中学校方小丑化的开端，随后一年校方的威望几乎是断崖式下跌，同时导致绵中的学生自主管理能力无政府主义特质不断强化。

之后的数次广播会（如 2023 年科技节开幕式），有相当一部分学生在领导宣布散会之前就已经跑路。然而领导几乎是无动于衷，绵阳市最强自主管理风气可见一斑。

### L

#### 刘志

**背景：**端午节期间，由于绵阳中学的“调休”政策，许多学生十分不满，不断向教体局投诉。因此教体局也不断向绵中2021级领导刘志主任打电话询问。之后刘志实在不耐烦了，便试图向全校学生传达希望停止投诉的消息。此事亦被称为“刘志的怒吼”。

**言论：**

* 给你们说了**几遍了**，调休不是**不放假！！**
* **你们不要举报了！！！**

### W

#### 文静

**背景：**广播中的教师学法交流。

**发言：**不幸的是，发言正文并没有被编者记录下来。然而其全程棒读给同学们带来了极其深刻的影响，中华cookie☆加入可能性微存。

学生
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### #

#### #1

**背景：**此同学的发言摘自其广播的“学法交流”。据悉，此人还为魔怔 ROC 小鬼。

**言论：**

* 带你**玩转**，高——中化**↑**学**↓**
* 如果说，课堂上学的知识是**A,B,C**，那么生物考的就是**A,B,C**，物理考的就是**a,b,c**，化学考的就是**α,β,γ**！！

1. ↑ 社达（大嘘）
2. ↑ 所以到底在等谁捏？
南山公社/我要开赌啦

简介
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“
我要开赌啦嘿嘿嘿
”
——时任南山公社社长，**半夏全夏** 同志

2022 年 8 月，随着南山公社经济的高速发展，文字游戏和电报群机器人迎来了它们在南山公社的春天。

在四川省绵阳中学南山公社 2022 年第八次会议上，时任南山公社社长、绵阳中学~~鹿社~~重量级人物、绵中文游开创者、魔怔电子公告板缔造者、魔怔周报总主编、魔怔周报重要撰稿人的 **半夏全夏** 同志对文字游戏给予了极高的评价。

**半夏全夏** 同志指出：文字游戏是南山公社发展的必经之路，是南山公社前进的风向标，是南山公社必须实现的重大任务。任何人都不能阻止文字游戏的蓬勃发展。

**半夏全夏** 同志还强调，文字游戏对公社社员的好处十分大，可以提升智力、增强免疫力、抵御科罗娜，最后但是不是最少，可以让人有事做。

在会议文件中，**半夏全夏** 同志对文字游戏发展做出重要批示：

“
我要开赌啦
”
——南山公社2022年第八次大会文件

以下是南山公社委员会对泛四川省范围内的各南山公社直属、非直属单位做出的批示：

1. 全体社员认真学习、讨论、研究文件的精神，务必要做到将 **半夏全夏** 同志的重大指示研究透、了解深、摸索实。
2. 各个单位要召开研讨会，对社员们不懂的问题要及时解答，不要一知半解、不懂装懂，要把 **半夏全夏** 同志的科学理论吃透、消化透、理解透。
3. 各个直属机关要把 **半夏全夏** 同志的指示落到实处，不能搞一阵风，不能搞一刀切，更不要搞形式主义装样子。
4. 未尽事宜见后续补充。

图库
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我要开赌力赌 圣
绵阳中学广播站

简介
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绵阳中学广播站，隶属于绵阳中学团委学生会，是负责学校日常事项广播以及周一至周五晚自习前主题广播的部门。

绵阳中学广播站站点位于通惠楼一楼大厅右转通道第一个房间。

## 部门构成

* 站长
* 副站长
* 周一组
	+ （下属四名成员）
* 周二组
	+ （下属四名成员）
* 周三组
	+ （下属四名成员）
* 周四组
	+ （下属四名成员）
* 周五组
	+ （下属四名成员）

***注意：站长、副站长也属于某组成员，因此一般情况下广播站共有 20 名成员***

## 职能简介

### 主题广播

播出时间为工作日 18:20~18:40[来源请求] 。广播站下属五个组分别负责不同主题的广播：

* 周一组：（待补充）

（待补充）

* 周二组：梦想人生

负责对某个历史人物的生平进行解说。

* 周三组：光影留声

负责对电影情节进行解说。

* 周四组：空想森林

负责对书摘进行解说。

* 周五组：Living in the Moment

英语组。一般情况下主题自定。

### 大课间情况通报

由各组指定成员负责。宣读当天大课间校服检查情况、迟到检查情况、缺勤检查情况、锥筒摆放情况等。

如当天因各种原因未出操，则此项略过。

### 事项通知

由站长负责，正常时间为上课时间19:00或之后。也有临时加播的情况。

***请注意：***

***如果你是社团负责人，请将你要通知的事项纸条交给团委审核，团委一般会将纸条交给站长。***

***如果你有临时播报/校领导指定的播报任务，请找到广播站站长，并向他/她说明。***
平房

简介
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平房
--

平房夜景（半夏全夏 摄）

绵阳中学平房，是绵阳中学校方为缓解学校床位紧张而修建的住宿基础设施，位于绵阳中学操场南侧楼梯下方。平房可以容纳约500名学生，并且配套有浴室、公厕、洗衣房等设施，并提供了锻炼的场所。平房均为一层高的板房，上有彩钢棚。每个寝室设计居住人数8人，配有空调、衣柜等，但无厕所。

平房一般为高一的大数号班级（约40班以后）的男生居住。随着绵阳中学居住条件升级方案的逐步落实~~，平房已经成为历史~~。

值得注意的是，自 2022 级起，住校学生不再入住平房。

据小道消息，因 2023 级学生人数过多，学校宿舍资源紧缺，其已被改装为体育生、走读生住宿点。

平房在新冠疫情期间主要作为集中隔离点。

## 相关事件

### 螺丝刀君

2021年11月19日，一位学生与同学发生争执。板房管理人员——大爷前来劝阻，但该生随即与大爷产生冲突。随即，该生使用螺丝刀（一说圆珠笔）试图攻击大爷，却被大爷闪避了。随即，大爷狂奔500分米躲进了一个寝室，该生紧随其后，却仍然被关在了外面。此生尝试破门而入不成后，当即踢爆一个垃圾桶。大爷随即呼叫援兵，后学校保安将该生制服并带走。

> 高二一级一年，百余人屯板房，劳怨已久，既发将焉。余儿焮睿，会其中，见壮士。 午时，焮睿欲寝。忽闻外同霹雳，怪之，起自东向看，盖一豪杰怨发冲冠，目睁欲裂，以手挠其头又足击箱。更 视之，大爷立于其前，亦愤愤。大爷者，板房之肉食者也。壮士急以左于于衣中取物，而前向欲刺大爷，未至，大爷 避之。其人亦更甚揕之欲也，然大爷闪入一室，门闭，不可立开。大爷谓室中者日:“汝等仆以身御门，切让之入!”室中者皆应，乃堵门。更有各室之人急于告爷:“爷负剑，爷 负剑!”爷乃悟而取机告校警日:“吾有难，速来救!” 校警至，活捉壮土。壮士冷笑而为斥其室人:“吾今至于此，皆所为于尔等。尔等即否助余，反误吾之大事也。罢也!罢也! 世将之于天。”遂伏首。焮睿亦奇而良久不去。 陈睿公日:“壮土者，真猛士也！怀怒未发而击之，顾全大体而降之，此乃真智者!而室人之助爷者，岂非误助?不智也，不过各有志云云耳。”（《绵中志异·板房》）
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### 平房文学

平房文学是一系列由平房学生创作的文学的总称，一般被张贴在厕所供八方来客观摩学习。其多以作业本纸为载体，文本风格十分鲜明，且许多学生多把平房文学作为意见分享、辩论的工具，逐渐形成了成熟的平房文学体系。

振聋发聩公报
1. ↑ 备考：受到绵阳市英语听说考试分数误判导致的分数线混乱的影响，绵阳中学录取 2023 级新生时扩招了约 100 人。一部分学生甚至不得不被设法安置到高三校区寝室。
南山公社/春天的事故

七捉诗

捉安人捉沱牌捉戏码捉酥麻捉目田捉菟友捉神友
捉捉捉捉捉捉捉，捉捉捉捉捉捉捉
捉捉捉捉捉捉捉捉捉捉捉捉捉捉捉捉捉捉！！！

简介
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南山公社春天的事故指的是在 2023年5月，南山公社因为“网络原因”被关停的事件。

经过
--

### 背景

除了南山公社，半夏全夏 在 2022~2023 年间，还创建过相当数量的“周边群”，如“妹阳鹿克思交流群”（“鹿群”）等。而正是“鹿群”为南山公社的爆炸埋下了祸根。

### 群主失踪

2023 年 5 月 3 日，鹿社群主半夏全夏在校期间一瞬蒸发，导致数位群成员蒙在鼓里长达 4 小时。当日下午，半夏全夏回到了班上。

### 批倒批臭

绵阳中学校方在约一周后召开广播会，告诫学生“文明上网”“注意发言”“不要发表不当言论”等等，不断暗示此事件，意图将鹿社群友批倒批臭。然而就编者对你校十亿甚至九亿 PicACG、Ehentai 甚至蓝鸟用户群体的了解，这番广播会只能说十分可笑。

5 月 30 日，绵中校方二度召开广播会，再次强调了“文明上网”等论调。随即校方称：“如今科技发达，每个人都是透明人。”至于你校是否已经在信息中心部署了社工库也不可知。但基于位于通惠楼的所谓“网络小组”的绵中传言，本编觉得的这并不是完全没有可能。

### 典型事例

2023 年 6 月，绵阳中学多次召开广播会，反复强调不要信谣传谣，不要推倒墙娘，不要印刷高雅出版物等等。期间多次将南山公社及鹿社作为典型案例批判，反复称“我们学校不是没有人被处理过”云云。此时你鹿社已经成了绵阳中学校方的万能标靶，谁都能打几枪。

2023 年 9 月，刘志在广播会上再次强调了上述内容，并深情朗诵了《绵阳中学网络安全管理条例》，警告学生不得在 QQ、微信、百度贴吧、微博、Telegram、Twitter、Discord、Whatsapp、Reddit等社交平台发布：

* 他人个人及家庭信息这个圈子的名字叫做——
* 关于学校、教职工、同学的不实信息
* **鉴证**内容

随后，刘志称，他亲自处理过学生鉴证的事情云云，草草结束了讲话。
魏东/冬日余辉

简介
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冬日余辉，为绵阳中学部分学生中流传的关于校长魏东私生活混乱的传言。但请注意，此传言没有任何事实依据，并且已经给魏东本人及其他当事人带来了极大的困扰，因此请不要过度传播。此传言还有“魏东飘长”等变体。

相关
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### 哄堂大笑的学生

2023 年 2 月寒假期间，有学生杜撰了魏东飘长被抓一事。此谣言传播极为广泛，影响巨大，被杜撰出的聊天记录一度成为绵中版《二京赋》，一时洛阳纸贵。2023 年春季学期开学典礼上，魏东发表讲话，期间强调“遵纪守法”时下面学生一片哄笑。此后魏东又多次提到该主题，每次必有学生嗤笑。然而并没有什么领导来批评，你校管理模式之开明可见一斑。

争议
--

有相当一部分学生明确表示不相信“冬日余辉”是真的[来源请求]，并认为传播此类低俗笑话者有损他人形象之嫌。
Joey Graceffa

Joseph Michael "Joey" Graceffa, born May 16, 1991, is an American YouTuber, vlogger, actor, author, producer, and singer. He runs four active YouTube channels, all named after him. His main channel is dedicated to vlogging, while the second features video gaming content.[3] The third is for daily vlogs, and the fourth is a react channel. He created the YouTube Original series called "Escape The Night" and is known to be after Gabbie Haha.

## **Joey Graceffa**

Joey's last public appearance before disappearing, circa 2098

## General information

### Years active

2085-present

He is well renowned to be "Gabbie Haha's future killer" and everyone is scared as to where he may be.

It started when Gabbie Haha started giving tantrums in one interview, where she was acting up and was just straight up weird. She kept up with this behavior in Joey's YouTube Originals series called "Escape The Night" where she was rude to the staff members and cast. Joey decided to speak up on it and so did more Escape The Night members. Joey stood out because he expressed it on a unique way. Gabbie asked him to collaborate with her and he agreed. When he got to the studio and they started to record the song, he expressed his feelings against her and witnesses reported demonlike screaming coming from the studio. Those who claimed to be eye witnesses also said that Gabbie rushed out of the studio crying and bawling her eyes out while her earphones were swinging around the air. Gabbie was devastated and took a break from recording music ever since the incident. She was again reported to be in the studio after a few days of hiatus. Awhile after her return, she instantly filed a case where Joey Graceffa cannot earn a single dime from her song "Drama" which was the song that Joey was asked to collaborate with Gabbie for. Joey was instantly angered and opposed this, so he attended the court case and ended up losing.

His disappearance after the court case was very concerning to some, and when he came back, he posted on Instagram about how he was "coming for Gabbie Haha". The post scared everyone who read it and instantly trended on worldwide news. The post says:

"I'm devastated. I'm stripped off of my belongings and my valuable hard earned money. I'm practically dead already. I'm not worth a single dime apparently. Thanks Gabbie for letting me know my tiny worth. I want to drag you to MY level. I've sold all my valuable belongings to the black market in exchange for.... you know. I'm gonna KILL Gabbie Haha. You are not seeing light again once I come close to you. Take this as a warning cause I'm NOT GONNA GIVE UP! FUCK YOU GABBIE! YOU ARE A DISGRACE! YOU KILLED ME! I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

To this day however, no one has any news about his appearance or if he's plotting something. But Gabbie Haha expressed her worry multiple times but said that "it should not hold me back from my passion."
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点击可视化编辑器中的“插入” → “模板”，或在文本框中连续输入两个大括号（ {），即可进入模板编辑器。

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关于模板，请参阅常用模板页面。

## 编辑约定

### 中英文、中文-阿拉伯数字的混合使用

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* 在使用 Github 的时候，请注意不要侵权，否则你的项目会被 DMCA Takedown。
* 绵中 2022 年全年产出 150 万吨生铁，与 2021 年相比增长了 3%。

### 参阅

与引用格式类似，但请加上斜体，像这样

> *参见：魏东/冬日余辉*
>
>
СЦП-007 - Планета в животе

## Планета в животе

**Объект №:** SCP-007

**Класс объекта:** Евклид

**Особые условия содержания:** SCP-007 должен быть помещен в опечатанное помещение размером 10×10×10 м. Комната должна быть удобно меблирована, как жилая площадь; также следует предоставлять любые предметы, запрошенные ███████████████ (именуемым в дальнейшем Субъект), учитывая, что предоставленные предметы не нарушат условий безопасности. Субъекту не разрешается выходить из комнаты, в случае необходимости он должен быть задержан с применением силы.

**Описание:** SCP-007 находится в брюшной полости Субъекта. Субъект — мужчина, европеец, возрастом оценочно 25 лет (субъект утверждает, что ему 28) и ростом 176 см. Большая часть брюшной полости субъекта (мышцы, кожа и органы) отсутствует, хотя субъект утверждает, что не страдает от этого. Вместо нормальной плоти присутствует сфера, состоящая из почвы и воды, нигде не соприкасающаяся с телом Субъекта. Сфера, как представляется, во многих отношениях представляет собой миниатюрный дубликат Земли, примерно 60 см в диаметре, хотя расположение континентов не согласуется с каким-либо, известным в истории Земли. Сфера имеет свои погодные явления и незначительное тяготение, в дополнение к населяющим ее микроскопическим организмам, несколько схожими с таковыми на современной Земле. Наблюдаются два разумных вида, хотя контакты и связь с любыми из них до сих пор не установлены. Уровень технологий наблюдаемых видов должен проверяться по крайней мере раз в неделю, а с ██.████ он примерно равен таковому на Земле в XV веке.

Субъект утверждает, что его зовут ███████████████, но ни одной записи о таком лице не найдено. Субъект не нуждается в воде и пище, и, хотя известны случаи употребления и того и другого, неизвестно, что происходит с этими веществами после того, как он их проглотил. Субъект разумен (IQ был оценен в 128) и вежлив, и не считает планету в животе чем-то особенно загадочным. Субъект, кажется, не испытывает стресса из-за своего необычного состояния. На вопрос о происхождении планеты субъект ответил: "Я просто проснулся в один прекрасный день, и это уже было. Я понятия не имею, как это случилось". Субъект предоставил номер социального страхования и номер водительского удостоверения и попросил об их проверке среди известных записей. В результате проверки выяснилось, что они не были выданы.

Д-р ███████ еженедельно играет в шахматы с Субъектом, в ходе игры оценивается психическое здоровье Субъекта. Д-р ███████ сообщает, что Субъект не тяготится ограниченными условиями жизни, и до сих пор не предпринимал попыток к бегству и не проявлял признаков насилия или психического заболевания, хотя он неоднократно обращался с просьбой о компьютере с подключением к интернету. Рекомендуется не удовлетворять этот запрос, т.к. это может повлечь нарушение режима безопасности.
绵阳中学 Wiki

“
……我们不会和某些垃圾学校（指衡水系）一样只让学生一个劲地学习……
”
——魏东，2023 年秋季学期开学典礼上的讲话

## 绵中维基 贯彻学习 **魏东** 校长 讲话思想 专栏

离 2024 年高考只有不到一年，绵中维基全体编者、绵阳市三里村铁道口职业技术学院全体学生，敬祝：

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敬祝：

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敬祝：

我们最最敬爱的 **尹建国**引荐国 主任、**刘志** 主任，比较健康，比较健康！什么叫比较健康？

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豪言壮语，铿锵有力

“
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”
——刘洋

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“
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”
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## 页面工具

* 编辑规范与约定
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绵中端午节不放假事件

## 事件简介

2022 年 5 月 22 日，绵阳中学某位校领导唐突宣布端午节将进行“调休”，引来大量 2021 级学生不满。

## 事件经过

### 起因

受到高考征用考场的影响，绵阳中学方面于 2022 年 5 月 22 日做出重大决策，决定于端午假期（2022 年 6 月 3 日 ~ 4 日）不放假，转而“调休”至高考期间迫真放假。

### 正义举办

5 月 26 日前后，某神必人打电话向绵阳市有关方面投诉调休一事，有关方面承诺会调查此事，但是并没有给此事定性。至于为什么会这样，编者也表示蒙在鼓里

### 迫真调查

6 月 2 日，某位安保人员向一位教职员工称，他收到了来自”有关方面“的电话，对方试探性地询问他是否有”调休“一时。但此事随即便没了下文。

### 被迫营业

6 月 3 日，绵中仍未放假，大量同学滞留在校进行高雅延时服务，此时可以推测举办已经失败了。

### 空调断电

尽管大量同学在学校”自愿“进行延时服务，学校方面仍然不愿意开空调，导致其在学生中塑造的美丽形象完全崩坏，最后迫于压力只好勉为其难将空调主机打开。对此，编者表示，绵中的”高压线“和空调主机的电源总有一个是松的。

### 葛朗台行为

不幸的是，放假仅三天后，也就是 2022 年 6 月 8 日，绵阳中学再度收假，导致大量学生被迫返校。可惜，绵阳中学校方的迫真上课只持续了一天半便因为中考考场征用而宣告停止。校方明明只有两天却仍要仍然要死抠的葛朗台行为属实把全校学生蒙在了通惠楼里，而大量外地学生也只得陪着魏先生等一众人等玩学校家家酒。然而，哪怕校方如此抠门，在 6 月 9 日的早晨，其仍占用了教职工和同学们宝贵的早晨 45 分钟时间报菜名，随即又对一众违纪学生进行了迫真秋决。其中，不乏因为高雅发炎而被炎上的同学。在此，编者也提醒读者，在高雅发炎的时候，务必要当心被魏弹橄榄。

6 月 10 日上午，校方仍然坚持要上上午的三节课，与前一天早晨的拖沓形成了鲜明的对比，对此，笔者也表示十分的谔谔。随即，2021 级学生放学。然而，据一部分教职工观察，这一天半的学习的效果其实极其糟糕，而且很多同学一下课便开始睡觉。对大家来说，这两天的收获仅限于额外的卷子。此外，校方在进行这种大脑降级的放假安排时，显然并没有充分考虑占绵阳中学相当一部分学生的外地生的情况，而就算对本地生而言，搬四次书本身就已经很痛苦了。这种极其膈应人的行为，显然不会得到教职工和同学的接受。

### 严监生

6 月 18 日，绵阳中学校方再度发狂，宣布 2021 级周六 18:00 放假后，再于周日 12:00 返校“自习”。校方认为，这样做可以帮助同学“查缺补漏”“清理分析”，并为了保证学习质量，甚至要派专人值守。其声称，这是为了给同学们的高一学习“画上一个完美的句号”。然而，绵中领导显然没有认识到绵中学生的尿性，如此折腾必然招致同学不满，而只放半天假根本无法达到放松的效果，更不用指望某领导所谓的周末“学习和休息 1:1 ”了。编者也十分好奇，既然已经是四川省前二名优高中了，为什么还要这么的卷。

### 高三不放假

在 2023 年 6 月高考结束，2021 级学生悉数搬迁至高三远翔楼校区后，刘志发表广播讲话，称“要做好高三不放假的准备”。此外，刘还多次宣称，绵中是全市为数不多正常放假的学校。至于绵中学子的端午中秋国庆去了哪里，编者表示蒙在通惠楼 101 室爱校教育基地里。

## 可能的原因

**[CENSORED]**

1. ↑ 此时距离某百年名校开空调已经过去了近半个月。
2. ↑ 打架、耍朋友、高雅发炎。
3. ↑ 宣读第三学月月考表彰。
Mega Circuit

"**Mega Circuit**" is an unreleased song by the band Japanese Breakfast, it's expected to appear on their upcoming 4th studio album.

## Background

The song was first performed on June 27th 2023 at the Roundhouse in London, England, though it's believed that it was originally meant to be debuted on June 25th 2023 at the Glastonbury Festival before Japanese Breakfast had to pull out due to travel delays.

## Song Credits

### Writing and Production

* **Written by:** Michelle Zauner
* **Produced by:** *Unknown*

## Lyrics

**Note:** Lyrics are low quality as there are no official lyrics available.

**Verse 1**

Baling around a mega circuit

Kicking mud off ATVs

Caught under with you answering me

I could be the home you need

**Chorus**

Oh I'm gonna ride my baby

A chauffeur girl

Come on

**Verse 2**

Shooting blanks off a black tall surface

We're like cats off a sodium beam

Sucked you off by the AC unit

Caught your breath by the evening steamed

**Chorus**

Well I'm gonna ride my baby

A chauffeur girl

But he wants to make me suffer the way I should

Deep in the soft hearts of young boys so pissed off and jaded

Carry on and don't place a woman gleaming only in June
Speedsteroni

## Overview

***Speedsteroni*** is a Spamton-esque EXE created and owned by cook master that travels into various universes, to sell his offbrand products.

## Biography

Speedsteroni was born in a Sonic Underground universe with two other siblings, living in a cruel and uncaring world. They were in poverty, so in his teenage years, Speedsteroni decided to become a wandering entrepreneur. One day, a mysterious force ripped the fabric of space and time, with Speedsteroni being caught in the crossfire, dragging him into various universes. With every universe he visited, he grew more and more insane due to the instability of energy surrounding him, each time he was "incidentally" dragged into different worlds, resulting in modern Speedsteroni's mental health issues.

## Profile

### Appearance

Speedsteroni is a short, light blue furred hedgehog with a slick cut, and tan skin on his face and stomach, wearing a ill fitted desaturated purple jacket. His eyes are black, with his pupils and iris being a golden color, and he has a wide, uncanny smile across his face, sporting a long nose. He wears gloves, socks, and shoes reminiscent of the actual Sonic, with two stripes instead of one on each shoe.

### Personality

Speedsteroni very transparently suffers from mental health issues and implied complete insanity.

## Abilities And Weaknesses

#### Abilities

Speedsteroni can seemingly summon items (for example, pulling phony bootlegs out of his jacket magically.)

He has a ability similar to The Hand from Part Four of JJBA, where he can hit something to wipe it from existence. Usually, he uses it for his own products, as erasing other things takes much more effort.

#### Weaknesses

Speedsteroni is prone to suffering damage or death from anything the normal Sonic can. Blunt force, drowning, sharp objects, you name it.

## Trivia

- Speedsteroni is the oldest of his siblings.

- Everything he sells is bootleg, no exceptions.

- His favorite beverage is burger grease.

-His siblings were pink and green respectively, but as they were dragged through reality, they also became blue.
再见了，洋节

简介
--

《再见了，洋节》系绵阳中学校方于 2021 年 12 月 24 日（金）给全校学生发放学习的一篇小学生屑作。此作品因其野蛮至极的文风，牵强附会的论证，狗屁不通的语法而引来大量绵中学生嘲讽。

## 事件经过

### 万恶之源

2021 年 12 月 24 日晚，绵中某校领导广播中唐突要求各班班长领取所谓的“资料”，《洋节》随即便被发到了各班同学的手上。

观摩原文：链接

此文章无论如何都不像由是一个精神正常的人所作，其小学生无能狂怒般的文笔亦十分引人发笑。此外，其引用的论据看似合情合理，实则荒诞不经，并且进行了各种牵强附会，根本没有起到任何支撑观点的作用。最后的迫真升华也是十分唐突，看完以后实在令人有“泪，拉了出来”的感觉。且此文章看似正确，实则疯狂夹带私货，作者的野心昭然若揭。

此时，大部分人都以为这是哪位魔怔员工的脱◯之作，另有少部分同学认为这是伊藤诚的高雅创作。

### 高雅对线

《洋节》发布后不久，便遭到 2021 级大量学生口诛笔伐，与《洋节》大脑降级小编相比高下立判。~~二创赶超本篇可能性微存~~

此外，又有人制作了《洋节》批注版，对其论证进行了无情嘲讽，此时《洋节》已经彻头彻尾地沦为了与《绵中赋》齐名的高雅创作。另有相当数量的学生选择直接将其销毁。

### 惨遭查重

不幸的是，《洋节》发布后不到两周，便遭到神必人的查重，原文即上文给出的链接。至于为什么一个位居全省前二的高中，却无法自己写一篇文章，还要顺网易营销号的屑作，编者也表示蒙在鼓里。

后续
--

### “春和景明”

2022年清明节，绵中不知道何许人再度发狂，给全校同学印发了一篇题为《春和景明，今朝清明》的迫真正确文章。然而，此文章的题目就十分离谱：清明节本是缅怀与纪念的节日，怎么就“春和景明”了？当然，文笔哪怕仍然十分不通顺，但与《洋节》相比已经有了可圈可点的进步，这寺豪德。

1. ↑ 此条目发布后，编者喜提搜狐小编的高雅创作纸质版的可能性微存。
校花校草投票事件

简介
--

2022 年 7 月 22 日，绵阳中学某学生利用微信小程序发起了一个被称为“绵阳中学最美新生投票”的活动。此活动表面上十分正经，实际上连发起者自己投递的参赛者都是田所（浩二）。此事件随即引发大量学生关注，而投票本身也成为了各路人马混战的地方。随即，关于此次投票的视频被投递至B站，引发大量一般通过逸民关注。之后，又有一个视频被投递至B站，使得热度持续升温。另外，此次事件吸引了相当一部分的东方众的关注，甚至被转载到了一些令人意想不到的地方。

据悉，投票发起者本人就是一个东方众[来源请求]。

### 7-22

* **投票发起**。*田所浩二（田浩）*成为第一个参赛选手（迫真）。
* *太田顺也*加入投票，并在东方众的助力下稳居第一。
* **第一个相关视频被投递至B站。**
* （20:00）*界徐盛*超过*太田顺也*成为第一。
* （20：07）*太田顺也*反超。

### 7-23

* 第二个相关视频被投递至B站。
* **投票进入白热化阶段。**
* *洛天依*加入投票。

### 7-24及以后

* *洛天依*超过*太田顺也*成为第一。霍青娥超过神主（bushi）
* *洛天依*和*太田顺也*进入斗气阶段。此后，这两位外的角色的票数增长趋于停滞。
* 中推圈冲击投票。
* 至今（8-2），已有306名参赛者，参加投票的人共计投了 56266 票。前 20 排名为：
	1. 洛天依（10417）
	2. 太田顺也（10133）
	3. 田所（仲夏夜〇梦，1988）
	4. 界徐盛（1851）
	5. 终末の炎天使（真实人物，1742）
	6. 帕秋莉诺蕾姬（1197）
	7. 向羽林（真实人物，1162）
	8. kafu（1143）
	9. 小糸侑（1126）
	10. hanser（793）
	11. 古明地三鲜（古明地恋，741）
	12. cheems（狗，723）
	13. 雾雨魔理沙（670）
	14. 级霸猫（660）
	15. 余治霄（真实人物，616）
	16. 青锁龙森蚺（586）
	17. 初音未来（583）
	18. 麦肯娜·格瑞丝（真实人物，583）
	19. 吹萨克斯的快乐小虎鲸〔斯卡蒂（明日方舟），529〕
	20. 孙笑川（真实人物，527）

* 2023 年某个不确定的时间点，投票视频被删除，原因不明。真相：投票中出现了 **网红文**，张〇忠等人物，UP 主在编辑视频时未将这部分内容遮挡完全，导致大量鉴证壬涌入，激寒红字弹幕大量发生，最终导致了视频的被削除。

图库
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全览（7-23）晶 歪 视 力戳啦，级霸猫嘛
1. ↑ https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1cB4y1h7Lo，已经被削除。
2. ↑ https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Gg411Z7W6
2021级高二暑假延迟事件

简介
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2023 年 7 月 24 日晚，绵阳中学校方毫无征兆地宣布放假时间由 7 月 25 日下午调至 26 日上午，引来大量学生不满。

经过
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7 月 24 日晚，刘志对高 2021 级学生发表广播讲话，宣布了放假时间的调整安排。刘志称，放假时间之所以调整，是因为绵中要承办“全国性的”模拟联合国大会。然而这种重大事件，却要等到放假前一天才迟迟告知学生及家长，这实在令人感到匪夷所思。毕竟有相当数量的外地学生已经提前订好了火车票，经过校方如是一通乱弹琴，混乱不可避免。

紧接着，刘志又用所谓“中国人的好客美德”对学生进行道德绑架。刘称“学生是学校的主人”那我说我想正常放假可以吗？“要尽到东道主的义务”等等。接着刘又开始拿会议的重要性恐吓学生，称“全国几百所高中几千人”“省团组织领导”“**[CENSORED]** 团组织代表”都要来云云。

据编者观察，在刘志发表完高雅演讲，第一节晚自习下课后，走廊上聚集了相当多的学生骂娘。
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绵阳中学2022级军训

## 事件简介

受突如其来的新冠疫情影响，绵阳中学 2022 级管理团队决定推迟本年级预期于 2022 年 8 月 22 日举行的入学军训。

据流传，校方有在寒假重启军训的计划，但由于突如其来的 12 月疫情而被推迟。

直到 2022 级的高一学年期末质量监测结束，校方才于 2023 年 7 月 10 日举行了军训。

其场面一度被 2023 级夏令营同学以及各路家长围观。~~并收获了如雷的掌声~~

下午 15:00，各班同学陆续返校。各班开始使用电子白板播放纪录片/抖音视频。各班开始在罗江主任的指挥下有序领取了暑假生活与军训服装。

晚上 18:00，罗江主任进行了全年级广播会，批判了请假回家的行为，一并宣读了军训事项安排。

晚上 19:00，各班教官到班与同学见面并亲切问好。

晚上 19:30，各班同学到操场听取了军训总教官 汪东 的军训要求，为明天的开训仪式作准备。

#### **时间：7 月 11 日**

早上 7:00，开训仪式启动，党委书记魏东在仪式上做了演讲，由于未知原因，魏校长的高雅发言与军训 80% 沾不上边，甚至大吹特吹起了刚毕业的 2020 级的高考光辉成绩，令台下众学子十分摸不着头脑。

“
我毫不夸张地说，能上绵中，是你们祖祖辈辈修来的福气！！
”
——魏东，在 2022 级军训开训仪式上的演讲

之后，由总教官宣布军训开始。

#### **时间：7 月 13 日晚 ~ 7 月 15 日**

班级组成五个方队，训练不同项目。方队为：

* 捕俘拳方队、格斗术方队（军体拳、格斗拳训练）
* 数字方队（手语操、举牌训练）
* 医疗兵方队（战场救护训练）
* 战术方队（特种战术训练）

因身体有突发性/慢性疾病而不能参加军训的学生组成了病号方阵，未参加实际训练[来源请求]。

### 军训结束

#### **时间：7 月 16 日早**

举行军训汇报表演暨表彰大会。随后军训结束。

家长前往各班教室参加家长会。

趣闻
--

军训期间某天，有同学用昵称为 “某老师姓名+数字” 的 QQ 账户加教官，被全校通报批评。

军训期间某天，罗江主任召开广播会时，明确宣布下学期起要禁止所有学生携带智能手机入校。

1. ↑ 实际上许多学生通过电子班牌请假润出了绵中。
五节三周/绵阳中学科技节

简介
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### 别名

绵阳中学科技节

科技节为绵阳中学一年一度的活动，是绵中“五节三周”的一部分。科技节旨在培养学生学习兴趣，提升学生科学素养，是绵中素质教育的关键一环。

## 相关活动

通过在科技节参加各类活动，同学们可以获得奖券。使用奖券可以前往小卖部兑换食品。

并且，每年科技节的活动都不尽相同，以下以2021年科技节为例简要说明。

### 高校、科研单位展示

2021年科技节，绵阳中学邀请到了以下高校，企事业、科研单位进行科技展示：

* 四川大学
* 电子科技大学
* 绵阳市科学技术协会
* 长虹
* ……**（待补完）**

EMURATED小车防护服体验大车

### 游园会

此次科技节，绵中的游园会的活动为猜谜语。每猜对一个谜语发与￥1等值的奖券。

谜语人谜语

### 乐队表演

**（待补完）**

争议
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### 游园会的“性别歧视”

不幸的是，此次科技节仍然出现了问题。万恶之源为一个谜语的谜面：

> “女人是弱者”
>
>

一部分学生认为这是对女性的不尊重，并将此内容拍照投给了微博上一位博主。

然而某四川省排名前二的高中的信息削除能力不是吹的，此帖子发出不久便被光速削除，效率堪比立本网民。

现在如果还想观摩这个帖子只能在搜索引擎的摘要看了。

5月14日（恋恋日）自行削除
特色面馆

简介
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一两牛肉面（加葱花）

特色面馆为绵阳中学远航国际大酒楼售卖食品的五个窗口，位于二楼靠近航空班食堂处。

面馆提供各式各样的面条和抄手，包括但不限于：牛肉面、生椒牛肉面、杂酱面、燃面、酸菜肉丝面、蘑菇面、红汤抄手、清汤抄手、干拌抄手。

面馆的一大特色为其宜宾芽菜。

***注意：此处面馆只指远航楼二楼的面条售卖处。一楼和三楼晚餐时也会提供面食，但和特色面馆售卖的不同。***

相关
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备考
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### 面馆的起源

关于面馆的起源众说纷纭，其中一个说法[来源请求]为：绵中某领导在绵阳市某面馆食用面条后，大加赞赏，并询问老板是否愿意和绵中合作。老板欣然答应，并将门面迁至绵中内部。

绵中面馆在绵中食堂还处于黑暗的中世纪的时候，几乎是绵中唯一的绿洲，每天必有学生排大队虽然现在也排大队，只为一品美味宜宾燃面解馋。
组织

简介
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绵中校园学生组织一般分为：官方组织、社团组织、地下组织

绵中的官方组织包括：

绵中拥有许多学生社团，极大地丰富了学生的生活

进行科技视觉小说的创作工作

目前已有作品：

* 白晓（已上架steam）

### 绵阳中学东方校群

绵阳中学东方群。（QQ: 932863340; Telegram: https://t.me/+1GLxWDirza84MjY1）曾经找年级群的人宣传，对方表示“什么小圈子没听过”（咩2016并感）但是现在已经接近100人了，怎么回事呢（）

年龄跨度可能已经达到了 8 年。

学长可以给你很多选择大学和专业的建议。

### 南山公社

> *主条目：南山公社*
>
>

1. ↑ 东方相关QQ群组列表 - THBWiki · 专业性的东方Project维基百科 - TBSGroup (thwiki.cc)
EXbEgone

## Overview

***EXbEgone*** by Ecto is a semi-sentient antivirus program designed to exterminate EXEs.

## Biography

EXbEgone was first concieved when John Seriff, a survivor of an attack from an EXE, found out through countless forums that there were others like him with similar experiences.

Outraged, he immediately began concepting and coding a program that could combat the EXEs that ruin people's lives, once and for all. He spent well over 16 years, using this time to hone his coding skills and invent an entirely new programming language in order to finally develop the outcome of EXbEgone.

Feeling confident he succeeded, he immediately advertised the program as a free antivirus, the form that is shown being only activated or shown once an EXE is detected and EXbEgone injects himself into said game or program.

## Profile

### Appearance

EXbEgone is a metal sonic-esque character with a mainly blue exterior and blue eyes.

### Personality

EXbEgone does not typically have a personality, as he's more of a program than a person. However, at times, he can respond in a rather polite tone, contrary to his usually aggressive-looking stance. He's rather nice and not at all short tempered. However, he does act more aggressive and assertive against EXEs.

## Abilities And Weaknesses

#### Abilities

Once injected into a program, the program itself as well as EXbEgone, are capable of manipulating the code to their advantage. This gives him a physical and environmental advantage to help fight.

EXbEgone is also built in with electric-themed hand to hand combat attacks, and his arms can also convert into gravity throwing propulsion canons, which act similar to that of the gravity gun from Half-Life 2.

#### Weaknesses

If an EXE is already linked far enough with the device, it can easily combat or even remove EXbEgone.

Although EXbEgone's form seems quite sturdy, if attacked with brute force, he could be easily destroyed before he can get time to restore himself or gain an advantage.

## Trivia

- There is an inside joke regarding EXbEgone, and that he likes shoveling sand into his nonexistent mouth.

- You can use EXbEgone's program to exclude an exe from the program if you wish to keep an exe.
Lanky

## Overview

***Lanky*** is a virus EXE made by Allu. Lanky was originally created for a prank that was stolen and modified to be dangerous. He proceeds to take over a Sonic Mania ROM.

## Biography

Lanky was originally a virus designed as a joke, before a hacker stole the code and modified it. Along with modifying the code, but they added an experimental AI as well. After some time, Lanky grew to be sentient and learned of the outside world, and made plans to destroy it.

## Profile

### Appearance

Lanky's Revealed form stands around 8ft-10ft, tho he usually prefers 8ft. He has a metal endoskeleton that is semi covered by shredded dark blue leather. His face has an open, elongated mouth, with his muzzle seemingly also being shredded. His eye sockets are also torn, black and hollow revealing one large eye. The torso has stitching going down the center and is ripped horizontally, exposing his skeleton. Attached to his torso is an extremely long tail.

Lanky's Disguised form resembles Sonic somewhat. He has stitching down the center of his face and torso. His eyes and mouth appear jagged, with a single small pupil instead of a large one. His tail is also as long as it is in his Revealed form.

### Personality

Lanky is psychotic and cunning, along with being disturbingly smart.

## Abilities And Weaknesses

### Abilities

\*Exorbitant Strength - Able to fling heavy metal like nothing.

\*Climb up walls.

\*Crawl through monitors.

\*Create bolts of electricity

\*Able to manifest hands that sprout from his mouth.

### Weaknesses

\*Water.

\*His Hubris

\*Chaos Energy.

\*His height - His height can be used against him.

# Relationships

### **Canon Allies**

\*Prophet

\*Tallman

\*Double

\*The Proxies

### Canon Enemies

\*Ceedee

\*Eclipse

\*Dev

\*The Survivors

## Trivia

\*Lanky does not actually have skin, it's more like a leather costume of Sonic.

## Gallery

Lanky's Disguised formLanky's Revealed form.
The Lantern

## Overview

***The Lantern***, created and owned by discord user SpongyBoi, is a DRM bot turned prison guard and resides in Special Stage 9, a large mechanic factory/prison.

## Biography

The Lantern started life as a DRM bot, detecting illegal copies of the Sega CD game *Sonic CD*.

However, he became corrupted and was able to make his own "pocket world" which turned out to be the infamous "Special Stage 9", rumored to be in the game a few months after it's release.

The Lantern is the guardian of Special Stage 9, a large mechanic factory/prison.
He was hired to murder any unlucky trespassers who tried to break into this factory/prison.

## Profile

### Appearance

He has a large light-dome on his face, which is why he is called The Lantern. This makes it easier for it to see trespassers in the dark. He also has hooks dangling from his arms.

The Lantern is a black entity, that stands around 4 to 6 feet tall, and is also assumed to be a cyborg.

### Personality

The Lantern is a silent and dull yet evil exe.

## Abilities And Weaknesses

#### Abilities

The Lantern's abilities include flying and chasing victims at unbelievable speeds. In addition to this, his crystals can also be used to throw at enemies.

#### Weaknesses

The Lantern's weakness is being struck in the "lightbulb".

## Trivia

- The Lantern was inspired by a Sonic CD creepypasta, and originally had one
0004

Page cleared per owner's request due to outdated information

## Overview

***0004*** is a weasel EXE co-owned by Killscreen and Alphy.

## Biography

~~Somewhere around Sonic 1's release, the bootleg game company BMB, who was previously responsible for creating the Felix the Cat bootleg, decided to make their own Sonic the Hedgehog game, thus creating Hedgehog 71. Originally, there was an enemy that was meant for follow the player throughout their playthrough, called Bonic the Weasel. However, he was scrapped, but still had active code remaining, creating 0004 in the process. Once the game released, it was reported of the game causing seizures to many people who played. For the people who weren't affected by the bootleg, they recall seeing 0004 load in as the flashing happened. The game was quickly recalled, with BMB disappearing completely. Since then, the rom of Hedgehog 71 has been uploaded online, with 0004 still contained within it.~~

## Profile

### Appearance

~~0004 is a 4'3 blue hedgehog. His ears, arms, and legs are covered in a melting black substance. His eyes are a light blue and physically melt. His torso melts as well. He has a very large tail that arches upwards.~~

### Personality

It is a silent antagonist that wishes to pursue the player of its game.

## Abilities And Weaknesses

#### ~~Abilities~~

~~0004 is able to force itself to load into the game and teleport to wherever the player is.~~

~~He can crash the game on sparse occasions.~~

~~When loading in, it also causes violent flashing lights.~~

#### ~~Weaknesses~~

~~0004 is fairly weak due to its unused nature, and moves very slowly, allowing the player to easily escape it.~~

~~Another way to stop it is to simply not play the game.~~

## ~~Relationships~~

### ~~Canon~~

**~~Bulwark - 0004 is Bulwarks adopted younger sibling.~~**

### ~~Fanon~~

**~~Untitled\_file - They are friends.~~**

## ~~Trivia~~

~~- 0004 cannot speak, but when it attempts to, it will come out as random sound effects or keyboard spam.~~
Shell

## Overview

***Shell*** is a SMW lakitu entity who toys with his victims and tricks them into bringing new players to his world, created and owned by discord user Can I get an eggroll with it?.

## Biography

Shell was created when a child was shot by accident in a home robbery. The deceased child possesses an SMW cartridge and remains in a state of confusion while repeatedly attempting and failing to get his parents attention.

They then move his game cartridge into the attic, causing him to live in isolation, forgotten for years. Eventually the cartridge was sold at a yard sale. When the new owner booted up the possessed cartridge, they were reeled into the game.

Now, the child inside is much older and has a twisted view on the world and begins torturing players in his game to satiate his boredom and loneliness.

## Profile

### Personality

Shell has fluctuating emotions. He lacks in intelligence, often causing his loss in games that he has for the player. However, when it comes to his efficiency to kill previous and torture newer players, he is methodical.
While his expressionless face may suggest that he would not enjoy most activities, he is unpredictable and always feeling a variety of emotions.

Shell has a warped worldview due to the years of isolation. Also because of this, he never got a chance to mature.

## Abilities And Weaknesses

#### Abilities

Shell has full control over the game environment. He is able to switch levels in seconds and spawn in enemies as he pleases. He is also able to form game elements into the real world. Examples of this include tossing spikes through the players TV, biting people, and sending out spinys to track the players movements or attack them. He is also capable of bringing players in and out of the game at will with his fishing rod. These real life game elements are only visible to Shell and the victim.

#### Weaknesses

Shell only resides in one SMW cartridge. If it is destroyed or unused, he is unable to reel in new victims or effect anything in the real environment. He is bound to his cartridge, and he is unable to leave and unable to affect those who are not the current player or past victims.

## Trivia

- Shell is still a big Mario fan

- Can be seen chatting about Mario games and merchandise with the player when not torturing them
Executable Wiki

**Welcome to the Executable Wiki!**

This is a Wiki dedicated to the documentation of the various EXE's of the members of the PC Port Community! Only members of the community may submit EXE's through submissions in the discord server.

*If you want your character to be included, please make sure to not add your EXE without permission from the wiki managers. This will result in the page being taken down. Wait for submission days, and do not DM the admins requesting an article. (Questions are okay)*

## Featured EXEs

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WAP (Unreleased Song)

## ***WAP*** by MariahOla

"WAP" is the triple collaboration of artists Taylorola, Tayperrygagianajepsen Ola and Gabbie Haha. The song was released in August 4 and has been long anticipated by fans.

It first started when singers Taylorola, MariahOla and Tayperrygagianajepsen Ola released a blurred snippet of the song's cover in late 2098. The song's initial release date was June 2. However, since the music video was in the hands of MariahOla, and the internet connection in their place at the time was bad, the song wasn't released and didn't have an official release date once more. The song was almost forgotten by fans until it was announced again with a teaser for the song. Since Taylorola is busy and sick, only two of the artists will be promoting the song. The song's unbelievable procrastination almost led it to be scrapped but they all realized it was too worked hard for to be left out like that.

The song proved to be a smash hit on the charts. Debuting at #1 and spent 3 consecutive weeks on top of the chart. The song itself spent 23 weeks in the top 10 and sold 6 million sales worldwide as of early 2101, just 1 year after it's release.
Bobic

Page cleared per owner's request due to outdated information

## ~~Overview~~

### ~~Appearance~~

~~Bobic is a 5'4" anthropomorphic hedgehog, with black eyes, light blue fur, and two quills protruding from her back. She wears a flower headband, a black suit with a red tie, a short, black pleated skirt with shorts, and large boots with white stripes.~~

~~In her Beastbic form, Bobic is 6'8, her fur becomes a dark light blue, with her clothing being stretched out to impossible lengths. Her eyes become much taller, her mouth open with much sharper teeth, and her quill arches up much more sharply. She has a single flower in her suit's pocket.~~

## ~~Abilities And Weaknesses~~

#### ~~Abilities~~

 ~~Bobic can create nearly anything from thin air; aside from~~

~~- Large objects~~

~~-Living organisms~~

#### ~~Weaknesses~~

 ~~Bobic used to have a much more menacing and dangerous form, but has now lost it.~~

~~She is most likely allergic to bees.~~

## ~~Relationships~~

### **~~Bobic - They are friends.~~**

~~**Fakefriend -** They are friends.~~

~~**Bulwark** - They are friends.~~

## ~~Trivia~~

~~- A much more gruesome take on Bobic exists, named Rosemary.~~

~~- She has a axe she commonly uses in combat.~~

~~- She owns a watermelon stand.~~
Jillae Amm

* Masked
* Unmasked

"*Master Jillae won't need a blaster.*"
—Essambi Vivec to Ja'hari
**Jillae Amm** is a Melbu male terrorist affiliated with an anti-Imperial cell. He works frequently with mercenary Essambi Vivec and Kubaz foreman Yaza ezz Tudalu. He is convinced that he is a Jedi Master and is dedicated to take down the Inquisitorius.

He stole a lightsaber from a rebel Jedi to lure an Inquisitor to Utapau, where he had made an explosive trap together with Essambi. He nearly killed the Inquisitor named Serth Cel, however he had to flee to not die himself. He also took part in a mission on the planet Makeb, where he raided an imperial slave camp.

## Biography

### Early life

#### On Balmorra

Jillae was born on Balmorra to extremely strict parents. He was an isolated child, for example being homeschooled his entire life. He was encouraged to work hard in homeschool, however his education eventually got too stressful for him - which is also where he began to develop delusions.

### Age of the Empire

#### Leaving home

Once he came of age he immediately got out of his stressful environment, such as his education, his parents, his home. He no longer wanted to be told what to do, and strived to become an independent man. This would be impossible though, as he soon discovered that outside of his comfortable home, the new Galactic Empire was not taking kindly of alien races, and he’d experience more oppression than ever before. Outside of his home he saw the world for what it really is, and this as well as the oppression he received, led him to rebel against the empire. Although a rebel, he only fights for his own freedom.

#### Becoming a 'Jedi'

As Jillae Amm had become a rebel, he joined a cell which he quickly rose the ranks of. He was more risky and ambitious than his comrades, and he would land in a position where he'd hear about the Jedi amongst their ranks. This filled Jillae with excitement, as he had devised a plan to take down the "evil Jedi hunter" Inquisitorius. He killed the Jedi and took his weapon: the legendary lightsaber, and made the secretly anti-Imperial Yaza ezz Tudalu report a Jedi on Utapau, to which Jillae could use as a trap for an Inquisitor
Xylophone

"watch how hard i can piss!"

## Overview

***Xylophone*** is a Extra Life EXE that was created by spoo.

## Biography

The Xylophone we know was once a normal extra life, but was lost in the rising part of Chemical Plant Zone. It caused physical deformities and certain parts of his body being damaged or fried, but shortly after he was revived by an unnamed entity, roaming around and causing mischief. Now in a zombified state, Xylophone could think for himself instead of being just another disposable life.

He is very simple minded, and doesn't murder or harm others like most EXES tend to.

## Profile

### Appearance

Xylophone is a 6'0 zombified hedgehog, with a long snout, empty eye sockets, and a long grin. Instead of having a circle of exposed skin on his stomach, he has a large mouth. Not much else is to note about his appearance, aside from the cuffs on his shoes and gloves being a dirty brown, his gloves being a dirty yellow, and his shoes being a dark, desaturated red with no stripes.

### Personality

He is goofy and non-serious, but does not classify as a joke character.

## Abilities And Weaknesses

#### Abilities

One of Xylophone's notable abilities is his enhanced strength.

Another ability he holds is to be able to tear his limbs off without any repercussion, similar to a salamander.

Similar to a Dry Bones from Mario, Xylophones is nearly impossible to kill.

#### Weaknesses

Xylophone is vulnerable to water, and apparently pianos.

## Relationships

### Fanon

**Speedsteroni -** They are enemies in fanon.

## Trivia

- Xylophone cannot speak, but he can communicate through text bubbles.

-His name, Xylophone, was created from the fact he liked Xenophane's name, but wanting to come up with something similar to it.
Vulturick

## Overview

***Vulturick***, created by Cryxton is a sonic character that was born from malware, having went through bootlegs and illegal reuploads.

## Biography

Vulturick was created by Simon Carter, an indie developer that was experimenting with ROMs. One day, Simon had his ROM hack stolen by a group of bootleggers, who sold physical copies of the unfinished ROM. However, this ROM had been infected by a series of of viruses from Simons computer.

One day, a person purchases a copy of the ROM, but it is mistakenly sent to the wrong address; the home of Nathan Smith.

Nathan, confused, is curious and boots up the game. As soon as he sees Vulturick, he realizes that this is the creature that made his friends go missing. This was Vulturick's attempt to try to get to Nathan.

Vulturick tries to kill Nate by entering the real world, but Nathan scares him off by firing his shotgun at him, one of his weaknesses. Eventually, Nathan moved out, and Vulturick continued on his adventure of torment elsewhere.

## Profile

### Appearance

Vulturick is a greyish blue EXE with no eyes and a V that extends across his torso and back. He also has claws protruding from his back.

## Abilities And Weaknesses

#### Abilities

Vulturick can transfer through electricity. He also has sharp claws that come out of his back. He is also a master at manipulation, using this to get to victims in any way that he can.

#### Weaknesses

Vulturick's weaknesses are destroying the cartridge while he's on screen, and harming his claws. His weaknesses also include weapons such as firearms, heavy punches, and popeyes biscuits.

## Trivia

- Faker form is just sonic

- If EXE's were ranked on roles, Vulturick would have a janitor role

- He also has a human form

- The "V" on his chest also extends to his back.
Zeus

**Zeus** is a main character on the Netflix original Greek mythology drama, *KAOS*. He is portrayed by Hugh Grant.

Seemingly all-powerful, yet desperately insecure and vengeful, Zeus has long enjoyed his status as King of The Gods. That is, until he wakes up one morning and discovers a wrinkle on his forehead. Neurosis then sets in, setting him off on a dangerous, paranoid path. Zeus becomes convinced his fall is coming – and starts to see signs of it everywhere.
Netflix

**Netflix** is an American entertainment company founded by Reed Hastings and Marc Randolph on August 29, 1997, in Scotts Valley, California, though the company is headquartered in Los Gatos, California. They are best known for providing streaming media, video-on-demand online and DVD by mail. In 2013, Netflix expanded its company into film and television production as well as online distribution, which is where their biggest success lies.

Since debuting its first series, *House of Cards*, it has greatly expanded the production of both film and television series, even offering original content through its online library of films and television, which they label as "Netflix Original". Since then, Netflix has released an estimated 126 original series and films, more than any other network or cable channel. As of October 2018, Netflix has 137 million subscribers worldwide, 58.46 million of which were in the United States.

The streaming service is now home to *KAOS*, a greek mythology drama.

## External links

* Netflix's official site

* Follow Netflix (@netflixus) on Facebook

* Follow Netflix (@netflix) on Twitter

* Follow Netflix (@netflix) on Instagram

* Follow Netflix (@netflix) on YouTube
Black Sun

"*The calvary's here, nerf-herders!*"
—A Black Sun member during the Repulsor train heist
The **Black Sun** is a criminal organization that came to power during the Clone Wars as the Jedi Order turned its focus from law enforcement to military efforts. During the Imperial Era, tensions became high between the Black Sun and the Hutt Cartel, leading the former to join forces with Jacen Drask and the Nexu Capital.
Hades

**Hades** is a main character on the Netflix original Greek mythology drama, *KAOS*. He is portrayed by David Thewlis.

Hades is Zeus' brother and God of the Underworld, who is secretly losing his grip on his dark dominion, as there is a backlog of dead waiting to be processed and they are growing restless.