Shere Khan, Ernie, and Kaa's conversation

Here's how Shere Khan, Ernie, and Kaa's conversation goes in *Brian and the Eeveelution Family's Adventures of The Jungle Book*.

[Shere Khan pulls Kaa by the tail, making a doorbell sound]

Kaa: Huh? Oh, now what? I'll be right down. (looks down from the tree to see who it is) Yes? Yes? Who is it?

Shere Khan comes from behind the tree: It's me, Shere Khan.

Ernie: And I am Ernie. We'd like a word with you, if you don't mind.

Kaa: Shere Khan. What a ss-surprise. And nice to meet you Ernie.

Shere Khan: Yes, isn't it? I just dropped by, forgive me if I've interrupted anything.

Kaa: Oh no, nothing at all.

Shere Khan bares claws: I thought you were entertaining someone up there in your coils.

Kaa: Coils? Someone? Oh, I was just curling up for my siesta.

Shere Khan: But you were singing to someone. [he grabs Kaa's neck] Who is it, Kaa?

Kaa: Uh, who? Uh, no. Well I was just singing to myself.

Shere Khan: Indeed.

Kaa: Yes, yes, you see, I have (gulps) trouble with my ss-sinuses.

Shere Khan: What a pity.

Kaa: Oh, you have no idea. It's ss-simply terrible. I can't eat, I can't ss-sleep, so I sing myself to sleep. You know, self-hypnosis? (starts his hypnotic eye trick) Let me show you how it works. (sings) Trust in me.

[Kaa moves to Shere Khan's eyes, but he drops his paw over Kaa's head, moving it to the ground]

Kaa: Mmm-fff!

Ernie: Don't use hypnosis on me, you fool! I am a Sith lord! That doesn't work on Sith.

Shere Khan: We can't be bothered with that. We have no time for that sort of nonsense.

Kaa (from under paw): Some other time, perhaps?

Shere Khan: Perhaps. (scratches Kaa's right nostral) But at the moment we're searching for a man-cub.

Kaa (released): Man-cub? What man-cub?

Ernie: The one who is lost.

Shere Khan: Now where do you suppose he could be?

Kaa [shrugs]: Search me.

Shere Khan: That's an excellent idea. (Kaa covers his mouth) I'm sure you wouldn't mind showing me your coils, would you, Kaa?

Kaa: Uh, ss-certainly not. [puts down the end of his tail] Nothing here [shows his open mouth] And nothing in here. (points to his empty mouth)

[Mowgli in the coils above snores. Shere Khan glances up]

Ernie: What was that?

[Kaa makes snorting sounds]

Kaa: My ss-sinuses.

Shere Khan: Hmm. Indeed. And now, how about the middle?

Kaa: The middle? Oh, the middle. [He puts down his middle, leaving Mowgli and Chinta in much less coils]

[Shere Khan then feels the middle, trying to feel for something]

Kaa: Ha-ha, absolutely nothing in the middle.

Shere Khan: Hmmm. Really? Well, if you do just happen to see the man-cub, you will inform us first. Understand?

Kaa (gulps): I get the point. Cross my heart, hope to die.

Ernie: Good to know, snake. Now we shall be on our way. And you better not be telling up a lie, because if you are, I will hunt you down and kill you.

[Shere Khan and Ernie leave]

Kaa: Ooh, who do they think they're fooling? "Helpless little lad" Ooh, they give me the shivers.

[Kaa shivers, and completely looses grip on now awake Mowgli and Chinta]

Kaa: Picking on that poor little helpless boy... oh, yes, poor little helpless boy.

[Mowgli pushes Kaa's coils off the branch and he falls down, hitting his head on some branches along the way - just like earlier.]

Kaa: Oooh!

Mowgli: (slides down a vine with Chinta on his shoulder) You told us lie, Kaa. You said we could trust you.

Kaa: It's like you said. You can't trust anyone!

[He lunges at Mowgli, but a knot on his tail stops him. Mowgli leaves]

Kaa: If I never see that skinny little shrimp again, it will be too soon. Ooh.. my ss-sacroiliac.

[But then Kaa gets grabbed by the throat and it was Silverstream and her group as "It Comes With a Pool" starts beginning]

Silverstream: Kaa, where is she?! Where is Chinta?! She's with Mowgli!

Kaa: Well, I saw her and the man cub earlier, while I was talking to Shere Khan and this giant chicken....

Brian Griffin: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Kaa, did you say: "giant chicken"?

Kaa: Yeah, why?

Silverstream: (soon realizes that Chinta's even more danger) Oh, no! [she throws Kaa somewhere far away and flies off]

Stewie Griffin: Silver, wait!

[But Silverstream is going as fast as she can as her group catch up from behind her, and soon it was getting dark and Silverstream soon sees little footprints and they are revealed to be Chinta's and Mowgli's as our heroes soon finally caught up with her]

Rarity (Human): Darling, next time don't take off leaving us like that!

Silverstream: I'm sorry. But look what I found. [she points to the group] Footprints!

[Everyone looks at the footprints]

Meatwad: They must be Mowgli's footprints.

Master Shake: Bingo!

Silverstream: We got them now.

Peter Griffin: Wait guys, look.

[It shows Shere Khan and Ernie and the team quickly and quietly backed away behind a rock, trying not to be seen. Shere Khan and Ernie kept stomping through the ground.

Sylveon: (whispering) Look, it's Ernie.

Brian Griffin: (whispering) And Shere Khan.

[Ernie and Shere Khan look around, almost catching a glimpse of our heroes. Shere Khan spotted something and had a glimpse of what it was]

Shere Khan: Well, we found what were looking for.

Ernie: Yes, indeed.

[But then Vaporeon picks up a rock and throws it distracting the predators]

Vaporeon: (whispering) What are we waiting for? Come on!

[They make a dash for it as they are distracted, but Ernie looks back and sees our heroes]

Ernie: [snarls]