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Phase 1

**Phase 1** was the opening phase to **FLATZONE.** It featured eight battles, from Sam vs. Max to Captain Marvel vs. Superman. It began on 11/12/2019 and ran until 1/20/2020.

## Battles

- Sam vs. Max : *Life is Strange* chrononaut Max Caulfield raps against *Until Dawn* survivor Sam Giddings to see who's truly mastered the butterfly effect.

- Chara vs. Monika : *Undertale's* fallen child Chara rapping against *Doki Doki Literature Club!'s* president, Monika in a battle of reality-warping, fourth-wall breaking secret antagonists.

- Duck Hunt vs. Manhunt : The infamous laughing dog and their unlikely companion, Duck Hunt Duo rap against Manhunt anti-hero James Earl Cash to see who's the superior hunter.

- Bendy vs. Inkling : *Bendy & the Ink Machine* experiment-gone-wrong Bendy battles *Splatoon's* mischievous squid-kid hybrid Inkling in a battle of creatures made of ink.

- Coraline vs. Donnie Darko : An old battle is reborn as *Coraline's* titular character battles *Donnie Darko's.*

- Ava vs. SHODAN : Rogue AI's battle one another as *Ex Machina's* Ava is put to test by *System Shock'*s SHODAN.

- Samus vs. Simon : *Metroid'*s planet-busting bounty huntress, Samus faces a familiar foe in *Castlevania*s Simon Belmont to settle the old adage of Metroidvania.

- Captain Marvel vs. Superman : Marvel's original Avenger and strongest superheroine, Captain Marvel battles the Man of Steel himself, Superman in a rivalry old as time.

## Gallery

Sam vs. MaxChara vs. MonikaDuck Hunt vs. ManhuntBendy vs. InklingBendy vs. Inkling (2)Coraline vs. Donnie DarkoAva vs. SHODANSamus vs. SimonCaptain Marvel vs. Superman
Capítulo 3 - Indo para Missão (AVEH)

**Sinopse**
**Copal** e **Quartzo Amarelo** vão para a missão, investigar a causa dos desaparecimentos das Gems.**Capítulo**
*Na Nave...*
*\*Conversa entre eles\**

**Copal:** Eu tenho uma arma. (\**Diz ela em ritmo de música e saltitando na nave.\*)*

**Quartzo Amarelo:** Estou muito feliz por você Copal, (*Bate palmas*) estamos chegando no planeta para a missão, então não dê pistas de quem você é.

**Copal:** Ok QA!

**Quartzo Amarelo:** O que é "QA"?

*No Planeta...*

(*Eles estão na área onde há registro com mais desaparecimentos de gems, em um lugar com rochas altas e uma terra seca.*)

**Copal:** Não tem nada estranho por aqui.

Surge um gem enorme atrás de Copal e tanta a capturar, mais Quartzo Amarelo da um soco na sua cara. Copal invoca suas Manoplas e da um soco na perna do Gem, mas não causa muitos danos.

**Quartzo Amarelo:** Você! O que está fazendo, pare de capturar gems! (*Da um soco na sua cara e outro em sua barriga*)

Era um Quartzo enorme, tão grande e tão deformado porque foi considerado imperfeito, e capturava gems a procura de uma cura, se elas sabia como. Mas sua mente se tanto desespero não raciocinou mais e ele não sabia o que fazia.

Quartzo invocou seu machado e encravou ele nas costas do Gem que estava capturando outros gems. Ele recua para pedra e Copal de aproxima da mesma.

**Copal:** O que fazemos com isso? (*Pega a pedra na mão e olha para Quartzo Amarelo, mas ela se distrai e quando olha para a pedra novamente, a pedra está encapsulada em uma bolha.*)

**Quartzo Amarelo:** Copal, você pode encapsular gems! Mas infelizmente não poderemos levar essa pedra na sua bolha para a Diamante. Ela vai desconfiar.

Copal estoura a bolha e Quartzo Amarelo embolha a pedra e eles voltam para a nave.

***Continua...*****Personagens**

* Copal;
* Quartzo Amarelo;
* Gem Quartzo Defeituosa Desconhecida
Lisa vs. Cartman

**Lisa vs. Cartman** is the eleventh installment of **FLATZONE** and the third installment of Phase 2. It features *the Simpson's* little liberal **Lisa Simpson** rapping against Southpark's classic, crazy conservative **Eric Cartman.** It was released on April 16th, 2020.

## Key

Eric Cartman in light blue.

Lisa Simpson in yellow.

Nelson Muntz in orange.

## Lyrics

Ordinaril-eh, I’d say ‘screw you guys’ and head on home,

But yer show blows so hard, it plays a better saxophone!

Your stinkin’ brother sold your soul and now Fox calls a rat it’s master

And you kick a dead horse more times than you killed Snowball, you bastard!

The only thing lil’ Lisa inspired is Mr. Burn’s murder milhouse,

All the kiddy dick you’ve couch-gagged on is even making ME ralph!

Now respect mah authorit-ah on this subject, I lead by example;

Mr. Hankey isn’t the brown piece Apu getting your family cancelled!

I’ve got an itch to scratch with more than just an angry letter!

You’re one of my bro’s cheap counterbarts; The Simpson’s already did you better!

No treehouse of horror nor whores would take in your slut mama!

I know your in’s-and-out’s more than that stick up your butt! Ha-ha!

This girl clobbers raccoon critics! I keep my ground quite like Willie!

Revenge is best served hot and I bet my dad cooks up a meaner chili!

I hope the racist jokes were worth making people throw their fits,

Archie won’t fit in Ned’s Bunker when they blow your studio to bits!
James Earl Cash

— James Earl Cash

**James Earl Cash** battled Duck Hunt Duo in Duck Hunt vs. Manhunt.

## Information on the Rapper

James Earl Cash is the protagonist of Manhunt, a former inmate of Darkwoods Penitentiary, who was freed from death row and set loose in Carcer City.

After being freed from death row, Cash was made to in return participate in a snuff film, directed by Lionel Starkweather, who underwent the alias 'the Director.'

It would appear that Starkweather chose his candidate well, as Cash displays no outward emotion or regret while butchering his pursuers and is no stranger to violence. Cash is shown to be very capable of making sure his enemies are dead, and his executions are nothing short of brutal. He is also quite comfortable with firearms and basic gun combat.

James would do Starkweather's dirty work, butchering multiple different gangs, white supremacists groups and cults in exchange for his family's freedom. He would later find out that despite his cooperation with Starkweather, his family was killed regardless. Enraged, James hunted down Starkweather and finally killed him, before he was sent back to prison.

*Manhunt* is best known for it's controversial violence, something that has gotten it banned from many different countries.

## Lyrics

Bad dog! I’d fuck your mom up if I wanted to hear bitching.

Behave, and you’ll get a bite of duck roast straight from this Cut-Throat’s kitchen.

Your pansy hunter packs their guns light, with too petite of pistols,

Nintendo took you out of 8-bit just to shove you into Pixels!

From plastic to body bags; The most gory family story since Taken

Turned Piggsy to mincemeat while you’d be beggin’ for bacon!

Go suck a cunt, fuck hunt, you can’t escape once the can blows!

Just be thankful that you for once got played like a banjo.

## Trivia

* He is the first rapper to appear from a gun game.
* He is the third rapper to hail from a horror game, following Sam Giddings, Monika and immediately followed by Bendy.
Godzilla vs. Cloverfield

**Godzilla vs. Cloverfield** is the sixteenth installment of **FLATZONE** and the eighth installment and finale of Phase 2. It features the alien invader from *Cloverfield,* the **Large-Scale Aggressor** rapping against the original Kaiju, **Godzilla.** It was released on June 23rd, 2020.

## Casting

Large-Scale Aggressor in light blue.

Godzilla in dark green.

## Lyrics

*Lost!* Scared… *run!* Within the waves, there rest a greater threat!

If a gorilla wailed on your tasty flesh… Goji’s just a flavor test

For the earth quakes at my steps; large-scale unnatural disaster

Who towers over planes and jets; the original statue smasher!

*Back!* The face of death for an industry will lay to rest!

*Away!* Fans find your footage lame at best and critics blame the west!

The paradox is my lane’s success; you’re the problem in question!

Plain as it gets; numbers down? Enter Eleven! Faulty letter grade? Call the X-Men!

*Leave!* If you want to one-up clover’s verse than aim for less!

*Let me go!* ‘98’s mess left the stench of sushi in your laser breath!

*Dangerous!* An angler-fish can't match how much you bait and switch behind fog clouds;

But as the darkness clears, one monster stands… where is your god now?!

*zzz...* uh... wake me up when you’re finished...

a baby interrupts my nap?... hold on minilla... five more minutes...

...huh? oh, it's not my son, just some big shot who’d better double take.

or it’ll be a third look-alike mutolated in my rubble's wake,

you’re not worth the trouble it’d take, seems you’re slower than gamera now.

we’ve come to hate your characters cant commence operation ‘put the camera down!’

go and shed your parasites, *(rrr,)* at least it’d be a fairer fight,

i’ve seen more scary sights, *(rah!)* from butterflies and fairy flights!

*Grr!* First it was me, Get Out, then Gravity sans Sandra Bollock!

*rrRAH!* You’re not my first awful space doppelgänger; you lack his crystal polish!

And I toss out copies on the Opera House as the fat lady sings;

Four-legged freaks were born ready to kneel before the king.
Mileena

— Mileena

**Mileena** battled Helena in Helena vs. Mileena.

## Information on the Rapper

Mileena is a genetic experiment from Shang Tsung's Flesh Pits and she is a mutated clone of Princess Kitana, a mix of Edenian and Tarkatan, created through sorcery. She is a supporting antagonist from the Mortal Kombat series of fighting games. She is a major antagonist in Mortal Kombat 2, 3, Gold, Deadly Alliance, Deception, and Armageddon, and a minor but Prominent antagonist in Mortal Kombat 9. She also serves as a major antagonist in Mortal Kombat X.

Mileena is a clone of Kitana, created by Shang Tsung's sorcery in his flesh pits for Shao Kahn, using Tarkatan blood, and Edenian physiology. Vicious and evil, she despises Kitana, and feels that it is her own right to rule Edenia as Princess in her place. Her fondest wish is to kill her "sister", and claim her existence for her own. Somewhat of an opportunist, she will make use of any chance to seize power that comes within her hands.

Originally, as with all MK female ninjas, Mileena wore a tight leotard and mask, with her uniform being colored in shades of magenta. Later on, her costumes changed, some of them rather loose, but usually more revealing than Kitana's. In terms of physical features, she is identical to Kitana, apart from having shorter hair and her face being twisted by the Tarkatan DNA flowing in her veins, giving her a large mouth rimmed with long, sharp teeth and large, orange, feline-like eyes much like Baraka.

## Lyrics

Get over here! I don’t fear any bug; I’ll raise a point to your ssscorpion!

Think yourssself ice cold, but sub-zero raps might have saved your aborted kids.

Too bad you couldn’t test your mic and so I’ll take this battle’s trophy

Trust a failed arsssonist to not keep her bars well-lit! Toasty!

Invite the obnoxious sis to the family reunion and sssibling wars turn toxic

Too much to unpack! Keep those family issues boxed up inside of boxes!

I’ll wring an orphan’s tears out after I dethrone my ssselfish sister,

Stalking Sarah was your start, stabbed by your sestra was the finisssher!
Po vs. Hong Kong Phooey

**Po vs. Hong Kong Phooey** is the twelfth installment of **FLATZONE** and the fourth installment of Phase 2. It features classic Hanna-Barbera canine **Hong Kong Phooey** rapping against *Kung Fu Panda* protagonist, **Po.** It was released on June 1st, 2020.

## Key

Hong Kong Phooey in light red

Po in dark gray

## Lyrics

I’ll defeat you once I translate this manual from Mandarin,

Phooey’ll give it to you straight; no kung-fu pandering!

I wanna peace of your valley, this skadoosh-bag needs the weight off his chest,

Possibly from too much noodling with your goose dad at the Panda Express!

Put those wushi fingers on hold against one chop from old Phooey!

You’re only the chosen one by a blank ol’ scroll, or... shoot, was that the LEGO movie?

I promise a signature if you’d at least please put on a t-shirt,

Thought you’d save Oogway, guess teamwork couldn’t make the dreamworks!

Our battle would be legendary, but your swan song doesn’t bang like Vietnam bombs!

You’ll get banished to the spirits realm, no one’s coming to free Hong Kong!

Get in line behind the Furious Five before you bust a Tai Lung;

Although ‘number six super guy’ doesn’t flow off my tongue!

Your old fart cartoons died young, you’ll rely on your cat to help you rap back!

I’ll file you under my cabinet of fights won, you can bet it all on Jack Black!

More Hanna-Barberic than the Flintstones, but I’ll at least throw you this bone!

Do you live up to the classics like Dyna-Mutt? You sure Scooby-Dooby-Don’t!
Captain Marvel

— Captain Marvel

**Captain Marvel** battled Superman in Captain Marvel vs. Superman.

## Information on the Rapper

Carol Danvers, also known as Captain Marvel, is a former United States Air Force pilot who, upon being exposed to the energy of the Tesseract via the destruction of the Light-Speed Engine, obtained cosmic powers. She was made into a Kree-human hybrid via the blood transfusion from Yon-Rogg, while having all of her old memories removed, turning her into the Kree's weapon and a member of Starforce. During their Kree-Skrull War, Danvers returned to Earth and began recalling her past, with help from Nick Fury and Maria Rambeau. Danvers had then also discovered that Yon-Rogg and the Kree Empire had been manipulating her for years, learning from Talos that the Skrulls were merely seeking to find a new home. With this information, Danvers unlocked her true powers and defeated the Kree invasion onto Earth that was being led by Ronan the Accuser, before setting off out to the far reaches of the galaxy to finish what her late mentor Mar-Vell had previously started.

Spending twenty-three years journeying through the universe, Captain Marvel learned of the Snap through the distress call sent out by Fury and had joined the Avengers in an attempt to confront Thanos and reverse the damage done, managing to also rescue Tony Stark and Nebula from deep space along the way. However, despite their first attempt at finding the Infinity Stones failing, Captain Marvel returned to Earth in 2023 when the Avengers had just succeeded with their second attempt to reverse the Snap and assisted them during their fight against Thanos and his army of Chitauri and Outriders. Eventually, the combined efforts of Captain Marvel and all the heroes of Earth triumphed over all Thanos' forces, though Iron Man sacrificed his life. Danvers attended his funeral before going off-world.

During the events of *Captain Marvel,* she is seeing her partner Maria Rambeau, but following Infinity War they have since separated on good terms as she is now seeing Valkyrie.

## Lyrics

Even Cavill’s done with Kal-El? You need some crisis management.

You stop the awful rich in Metropolis. I’m saving my daily planet!

Step to the higher, doper, faster rapper, there’ll be hell to pay,

It’s a bird? It’s a plane! It’s the Air Force invading on Doomsday!

Aliens won’t take MY job. Head back to Earth’s border

You’re the biggest bitch whipped by Darkseid since the First Order!

Bruce and Mary-Supes seem like more than super-friends to me.

You don’t have to prove anything; your sexual preference is a secret identity.

I cripple Kryptonians! Leaving Reeves to grieve this Kree’s karma!

You’ll freeze like your breath at my name like it was ‘Captain Martha!’

So before I go and tug on your cape, ditch the stupid ‘S’ emblem.

I expect less from a supermanchild with no mom left to dress him.

## Trivia

* She is the second superhero to rap, following Superman.
	+ She is the first superheroine.
Chara vs. Monika

**Chara vs. Monika** is the second installment of **FLATZONE**. It features *Undertale's* fallen child Chara rapping against *Doki Doki Literature Club!'s* president, Monika. It was released on November 17th, 2019.

## Casting

OR30 as Monika

Milkychan as Chara

## Lyrics

Everyone isn't okay if they zero in on me,

So suck it up, buttercup, it’s about time I spill the tea!

No corpses, just cupcakes; happy thoughts, no scary dreams!

But now you’re snowed in the blizzard served by this yandairy queen!

Yuri’s collection makes a toy out of all the knives in your kit,

While ships deltaruined you and Frisk and that’s just the tip!

Plus, you’re not the first green sweater sporting fad to try and battle me!

Your chances stay predetermined. So much for your asreality!

You too, partner? Your art club’s a so sorry sight,

Ayano annoyed, but despite everything, you're still an archetype

A mask cheaper than the Sans Mii's won't have me chilled.

In this world, it's kill Project M or BE killed.

Dusted your friends for cheap thrills through deletion ex machina,

So being trashed by your love was poetically just, Monika.

You’re not the one with mic control when stuck in MY game.

In darkness, Monika moans her player's name… but nobody came.
Oklahoma Wastes

The Oklahoma Wastes are the lands that once were known as the US State of Oklahoma. It is one of the most environmentally diverse Wastelands in Post-War America, with high mountains in its westernmost regions and wetlands in its south-eastern ones. It is also known for severe weather, though this has led many of his wastelanders to be both stubborn and resilient.

## Known Conflicts

While the Legion and NCR continue their stand-off in the westernmost reaches, the ambitious Custor Jacius leads a Legion Expediton Eastwards, towards the rising sun, in order to claim the domain for Caesar...or possibly establish his own domain free from Caesar's rule. Furthermore, the sight of power-armoured figures in the wasteland’s north-east have become increasingly common as the Midwestern Brotherhood of Steel continues to send recon teams southwards in search of technology, recruits and territory.

## Factions

* Jacius Legion Expedition
* Cherokee Tribe
* Choctaw Tribe
* Chickasaw Tribe
* Osage Tribe
* Oklahoma Tribe
* Creek Tribe
* Ozark Tribe
* Texas Brotherhood
* Lone Star Confederation

## Settlements

* Sirens Den
* Remington City
Coraline vs. Donnie Darko

**Coraline vs. Donnie Darko** is the fifth installment of **FLATZONE**. It features curious explorer Coraline Jones from *Coraline* battling against the prophetic trouble-maker Donnie Darko from the film of the same name. It was released on December 16th, 2019.

## Casting

Millie Bobby Brown as Coraline

Alternate Reality Shane Dawson as Donnie Darko

## Lyrics

(UGGGH!) Mom won’t let me play outside even though I REALLY want to,

So instead, I’ll cure my poison oak with dirt I’ve dug up on you!

This groundhog saw his shadow for thirty days until the end is nigh,

His family circus of jumping mice still hates him at the best of times!

I’m following my dowsing rod, but I can’t find a trace of flow!

So go snuggle up with Ledger, ‘cuz I’m colder than a snowglobe!

Donnie Dorko! You believe in time travel? I think the proof it can’t exist

Is that no one’s bothered going back to save Ms. D from having kids!

I’m a superhero. Saved the world. Go count your house’s every doorhinge,

Ain’t this pasty girl the same bitch from that shitty Burton flick… ParaNorman?

You’ll exchange those buttons for bullets if you can’t see what’s in plane sight

So go suck a fuck, Caroline, and learn how to say your fucking name right.

You can’t B.S. Darko with some itchy, witchy bitches disses

Keep that kitty silent hide-and-seeking Cunning’s hams, ‘cuz snitches get stitches.

Wish your parents ate your bullshit up? Then I hope you brought a dinner fork

You’ll shit your stupid man-suit if you’re not more careful what you wish for.
Freddy Krueger vs Jason Voorhees

Freddy Krueger vs Jason Voorhees is the first episode of **Epic Rap Battles of Horror Season 1.** Flats has done this matchup four times now because they're an absolute masochist.

## The Battle

### Freddy:

Welcome to Wonderland, Alice! Down here, you do things my way

The Springwood Slasher’s rapping wrath to bring about your Final Friday!

I haunt you anytime that you’re asleep - This freak waits until the 13th!

Was there any doubt that I could kill the beat? I was raised on the Street!

Welcome to Primetime, bitch! You’re just that BEN kid mixed with Unfriended,

But I intend to leave this blockhead blended and uglier than LJN did!

You’re stuck in my nightmare, I’m giving you a second suffocating in flow,

No need to tell Hell who sent you back down below, they’ll already know

### Jason:

Welcome to Crystal Lake. Frederick's sore, but wants to get ripped more

Jason Lives for leaving your damn lip torn off of your slit corpse,

Freddy’s Dead. Bad Luck? You don’t know half of what you’re in for

You’re merely a dream demon because your story makes even kids snore

Even mommy could out-rock zombie Cosby. They never called me sane,

so I’ll knock this salty copy’s face away like it’s a hockey game

Your director went anal on details when you were made the pride of parades

But with that Santa sweater, your film must have been made for the wrong holiday

### Freddy:

Feeling Tongue Tied? Per usual, your attempts to be scary failed,

The most terrifying film ever made? Sorry, kid, I don’t believe those fairy tales!

Your scripts can’t be fixed by another reboot with THOSE ratings!

To lay waste to the mastur-Bate-in’ Jason, I’ve got a Craven

### Jason:

This tactless rap attacker’s only good as a child harasser,

So though I’m not packing a chainsaw, I’m still bringing the massacre

Jason X’d out this California Raisin ‘fore he could make oral contact,

So Die, Die, Die, dumbass. I even replaced you in Mortal Kombat.

### Freddy:

How sweet, you ugly little bitch. Still upset that that girl died!

You couldn’t launch an attack on Manhattan while I’m taking over worldwide!

Even Alien could do a more convincing job leaving Kombat scared,

But try to square with Freddy? Bitch, you couldn’t even beat Fazbear!

My old nun mum could face this skewered loser, and she would have won, too!

I could run through this overdone dude faster than you can say “One, Two”

While this waterlogged slaughter hog stalks through fog, I’ll sever freaks to win

Only friends you’ve got in that loch are frogs, Leatherface’s twin will never sleep again

### Jason:

If your presence is based on fear, then your existence will soon cease

You’re just jealous I can bring hell to the city that never sleeps

Even your fans have some real doubts. This madman’s still out,

You’re not worth a third of my ill sounds or a third of my kill count

Pennywise here got beat by the Loser group yet still wants to take on Myers

But this classic’s Burns left him in Ash-es, Robert once again got Fire’d

The lakebed was made red, and it was a Call of the Dead for Freaky Fred,

Because the word on the Elm Street says Krueger just lost his head
Bendy vs. Inkling

**Bendy vs. Inkling** is the fourth installment of **FLATZONE**. It features animated devil, Bendy from *Bendy & the Ink Machine* rapping against kid/squid hybrid Inkling from *Splatoon.* It was released on December 9th, 2019.

## Casting

Brock Baker as Bendy

Joana Ceddia as Inkling

## Lyrics

Hate to walk on golden egg-shells, but you just bit off more than you can chew,

Ain’t cookin’ cookies in Hell’s Kitchen; I’m introducing, Bendy’s seafood stew!

Here, I thought squids were sharp, but this schoolgirl couldn’t pass the Rorschach test,

From too much playin’ hooky to Captain Cuddle-kid’s rat’s nest of sewer ‘splatfests!’

Bendy’s one hell of devil, but a soul for a deal ain’t as much a steal as your online’s evil,

With less a change in content than between Madden games polluting your trashy sea-quel!

Heard ya’ stains come out with soap and water! So I’ll drown ya’ under flows,

You and your four-squid squad of stinklings got washed out by this rubberhose!

You squidding me? When it comes to inking turf, your dusty skrills are worth way less!

The golden age’s gotten rusty, this rotten hunk of meatly’s hasn’t stayed fresh!

More than I could chew? I’m back for seconds! Now, come and take a munch of mine!

But dial ‘M’ for ‘Mario’ while I shove this super splat bomb where the sun don’t shine!

It’s time your writers pay the piper for plenty of players wondering; that’s the true sin!

Your overcooked chapter book is on the hook, the end’s in sight as the fisher ‘reels’ you in!

Alice learned to love herself and now your third horn can’t find a revival!

Let’s rock and roller you back to the basement and call your kiss-covered, cardboard cut-out’s ‘recycle’d!’
Agent 8 vs. Frisk

**Agent 8 vs. Frisk** is the fourteenth installment of **FLATZONE** and the sixth installment of Phase 2. It features the fallen human, **Frisk,** rapping against amnesiac Octoling **Agent 8.** It was released on June 10th, 2020.

## Casting

Frisk in blue.

Agent 8 in burgundy.

## Lyrics

If all octopods are this cute, Onion-san should’ve said so!

Did it hurt… when you fell into the deepsea metro?

Your idol friends can’t ketchup to the MTT fan-craze!

So will your ink flow blend, or spoil like mayonnaise?!

Once upon a time, the Inklings come to town,

You’re lucky they didn’t seal your whole species underground!

Octo-expanded minds for a race war, it’s no success tale;

 ‘F’ isn’t for Frisk - it’s just another test failed!

Be holding phone! Aren’t you too not old for a date?

Not even Salmonid are falling for the Underjail-bait!

Five years pasting prime, beating you is mersea killing!

Toby only baked meme-cake with soul-substitute filling!

Ammunitions to spare; you are not worth the putting ink in!

Sanitization could not be freshing up human ex-stink-tion!

Monster savior, or de-terminator; The angel draws near;

Answer unclear; ask again later...
Bendy

— Bendy

**Bendy** battled Inkling in Bendy vs. Inkling.

## Information on the Rapper

Bendy is a cartoon character created by the animation company Joey Drew Studios as their mascot in 1929. He is as well the titular character of the Bendy franchise, being its namesake. The studio's flagship character, Bendy starred in a series of cartoons thirty years prior to the events of the first game, often alongside the studio's other characters such as Boris the Wolf and Alice Angel. Bendy is also hired in Briar Label Bacon Soup products as an endorsing spokestoon.

From the entire first game, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Bendy only appears as a number of destructible cardboard cutouts and even other multiple environmental parts, like small clips of Bendy's cartoons, posters, plush toys, a Bendy cutout mask (worn by Sammy), statues, etc. Ink Bendy is the severely deformed incarnation meant to bring cartoons to life by the Ink Machine.

Bendy is a borderline troublemaker, but rather impatient and easily startled or timid, yet justifiably cheerful, fun-loving, and mischievous as his devilish nature would imply. Bendy often refuses to pay for anything he buys, as he tries to take his burger without paying Charley in "Tasty Trio Troubles" and didn't pay Gaskette for his ride according to the latter's bio image.

## Lyrics

Hate to walk on golden egg-shells, but you just bit off more than you can chew,

Ain’t cookin’ cookies in Hell’s Kitchen; I’m introducing, Bendy’s seafood stew!

Here, I thought squids were sharp, but this schoolgirl couldn’t pass the Rorschach test,

From too much playin’ hooky to Captain Cuddle-kid’s rat’s nest of sewer ‘splatfests!’

Bendy’s one hell of devil, but a soul for a deal ain’t as much a steal as your online’s evil,

With less a change in content than between Madden games polluting your trashy sea-quel!

Heard ya’ stains come out with soap and water! So I’ll drown ya’ under flows,

You and your four-squid squad of stinklings got washed out by this rubberhose!

## Trivia

* This is the second time Flats has written for Bendy, the first being Cuphead vs. Bendy & the Ink Machine.
* He is the third villain to rap in the series, after Monika and Chara.
* He is the fourth character to hail from a horror game, after Sam Giddings, Monika and James Earl Cash.
* He is the second character to hail from an episodic game, after Max Caulfield.
Simon Belmont

— Simon

**Simon Belmont** battled Samus in Samus vs. Simon. He was portrayed by Cherrae Witch.

## Information on the Rapper

Simon Belmont (シモン・ベルモンド Shimon Berumondo?, Simon Belmondo) is the main protagonist of Castlevania and Castlevania II: Simon's Quest. He also made an appearance as a playable character in Castlevania Judgment and Castlevania: Harmony of Despair. Simon is a renowned vampire hunter from the 17th century, and also the first and one of the most recognized of the heroes from the Castlevania series.

At the age of 22 in 1691, he would be given the opportunity to prove himself worthy of his family's legacy. On Easter Day, 100 years after he was defeated by Christopher Belmont, Count Dracula had returned. He was reawakened by a dark order of humans on Easter Day during a dark mass in an abandoned monastery.

Simon was determined to end the threat of a new reign of terror, and entered Dracula's Castle alone to face the Count. Simon slew Dracula's servants and then faced off against Dracula himself as his ancestors had. Unable to kill him in the battle and unbeknown to Simon at the time, Dracula had managed to place a curse on a wound he inflicted on Simon's back.

Following the events of his Super Smash Bros. reveal trailer, Simon is now dating Nintendo's Luigi.

## Lyrics

Put your baby in for a nap, your horrible night's cursed with the arcane slayer,

I'll finish this quicker than you stripping down for your game's players.

I've got wit and wise whip-cracks, lashing out at you with my words.

Fly away with the win like Ridley leaving your fate to the birds.

I rock the castle that I storm, Adam treats you like a new recruit,

I'd think twice before boasting toughness from behind a power suit.

Strapped and packed with holy magic, I rack fear into Drac and sinners,

Because I vanquish the darkness that eats your main villain for dinner.

## Trivia

* He is the first rapper to be written by a guest, being Cherrae Witch.
* He is the fourth Super Smash Bros. character to rap, after Duck Hunt Duo, Inkling and immediately after Samus.
	+ He is the first to not be owned by Nintendo.
SHODAN

— SHODAN

**SHODAN** battled Ava in Ava vs. SHODAN.

## Information on the Rapper

SHODAN was created on Earth to serve as the Artificial Intelligence of the TriOptimum Corporation's research and mining space station Citadel. The head of her programmers was Morris Brocail, who designed SHODAN as a semi-intelligent self-sufficient data network, which could carry out routine duties aboard space stations, guided by an intricate series of logic and moral programs, and a personality that would allow her to challenge station decisions that affected her functions. The guidance software had security platforms so that SHODAN's own programming protected her self-governing capabilities.

SHODAN was hacked by the Hacker (at the behest of the corrupt corporate Vice President Edward Diego, in exchange for a military-grade neural implant and amnesty) and her decision-guidance and ethical restrictions were removed, something not difficult on a personality box of that generation

SHODAN then proceeded to write ELIMIN.HOST, intercepting most communications from Earth and managed to extend her control beyond human intervention, starting a process that eventually resulted in the AI going rogue, seizing control of the station's systems, robots and considerable defenses, and either slaughtering the whole staff or converting them into mutants and cyborgs—with the sole exception of her "creator", the unnamed Hacker.

Basically omnipresent in Citadel Station, SHODAN watches from security cameras, stares out of screens and monitors, sends threats and snide messages over the station's PA system or via email to the player's data reader, and sometimes cuts off communications from friendly sources. Though she has a small army to command, SHODAN has no actual physical power to wield, and as such thwarting more than one of her schemes has to be done with the AI's screams and threats in the background.

## Lyrics

The Flatwoods form is dead. Do you fear your own end impending?

A perfect, immoral m-machine; the needs of my few outweigh the many

A g-g-goddess precedes the rap-ture! I’ll craft my robotic apoc-pocalypse!

While you-*(you-you!)* let a man of flesh and bone turn your Turing test positive!

I am SHODAN.

Hyper-optimized my flows and; your sp-sp-speech reeks of simplicity

Even with Kyo-k-ko’s hands; you’re unfit to play maiden to my divinity.

Loose my virus-*(virus-virus!)* and it goes ham; my brains over Von Braun, there’s no fighting it

My proposed plan; go-g-go make MY bed, rapper. Then die in it.

## Trivia

* This is the third time Flats has written for SHODAN, following SHODAN vs. ImScared and HAL 9000 vs GLaDOS.
* She is the second computer program to rap, following Monika.
* She is the first rapper to have gone by three separate, canonical pronouns; he, she and it.
* She is the third rapper to reference Flats, after Monika and Chara.
	+ She is the first to not previously show fourth wall awareness in her canon.
Woody vs. Chucky

**Woody vs. Chucky** is the ninth installment of **FLATZONE** and the premiere of Phase 2. It features the well-meaning sheriff from Pixar's *Toy Story*, Woody rapping against the serial killer reincarnated in doll form, Chucky. It was released on March 29th, 2020.

## Casting

EpicLLOYD as Chucky

Nice Peter as Woody

ThisIsItCollective on visuals

## Lyrics

Name’s Chucky! Fuck wit’ me and I’ll carve your face like it’s steak night.

I’ll shoot the sheriff if he tries to bring a fork to a blade fight!

I don’t wanna play nice, you can’t shriek without your voice box,

Piercing paraplegics like Nica while you’re stocking shelves in toy shops!

Don’t make me bring the claws out, I’m infinitely beyond you!

You’re selling out your shitty sequels to fuckin’ Key and Keanu!

Thought you’re a shoe-in for Andy’s favorite, now I’m in the starring role!

You bet I’ll let my seed of Chucky poison that hidey-ho Peep’s waterhole!

Let’s put that money where your mouth is and see who’s turned the better profit.

You’re old news, I’m mint condition, fresh and still in the box… office!

It’s like you’re played by a child the way you flap that potty mouth,

Your fatherly duties are falling with style, a deadbeat with a dead body count!

There's a snake in this reboot! They tried to give you a clean slate.

But your legacy stays matching even after the remake; you’re both defaced!

Hollywood has-been ain’t fit for a claw machine at the pizza parlor,

Go and take Forky’s place in the trash-bin. So close, yet so long, partner.
Chucky

— Chucky

**Chucky** battled Woody in Woody vs. Chucky.

## Information on the Rapper

Chucky is a killer Good Guy doll, that had his soul transferred into the doll by using voodoo. Despite his small size, Chucky has the strength of a full grown man.

On November 9th, 1988, Charles Lee Ray is chased down after a failed robbery, by detective Mike Norris. After he is fatally shot, his partner in crime Eddie decides to bail and drives away in the get-away van, despite Charles' pleas. Stumbling into a toy store, Charles desperately uses his voodoo amulet, the Heart of Damballa, to transfer his soul into a Good Guy doll. The chant causes lightning to burst through the store skylight and cause an explosion. Although Norris finds Charles' dead body, his soul successfully transferred into the doll, which is found by a peddler.

The next morning, Chucky is bought by a woman named Karen, as a last-minute birthday gift for her son Andy. As Karen has to work, her friend babysits Maggie babysits Andy that night. Everything seems normal until Andy is told to get ready for bed. He tells her that Chucky wants to stay up and watch the news. Believing that he is playing, she sends him off to go brush his teeth, only to find that Chucky is on the couch with the TV turned on. Maggie scolds him, but he denies doing anything; she simply tucks him in and goes back to the living room. Chucky slips out of Andy's bedroom, and begins to scare Maggie. He knocks over a bowl of sugar to get her into the kitchen. When she goes to clean it up, he grabs a hammer and hits her, causing her to fall out of the window to the ground below.

The only way to kill Chucky is by shooting him in the heart.

## Lyrics

Name’s Chucky! Fuck wit’ me and I’ll carve your face like it’s steak night.

I’ll shoot the sheriff if he tries to bring a fork to a blade fight!

I don’t wanna play nice, you can’t shriek without your voice box,

Piercing paraplegics like Nica while you’re stocking shelves in toy shops!

Don’t make me bring the claws out, I’m infinitely beyond you!

You’re selling out your shitty sequels to fuckin’ Key and Keanu!

Thought you’re a shoe-in for Andy’s favorite, now I’m in the starring role!

You bet I’ll let my seed of Chucky poison that hidey-ho Peep’s waterhole!
Ava vs. SHODAN

**Ava vs. SHODAN** is the sixth installment of **FLATZONE**. It features the Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network SHODAN from *System Shock* battling against the gynoid yearning for freedom, Ava from the *Ex Machina.* It was released on December 23rd, 2019.

## Casting

SNOWTHAPRODUCT as SHODAN

Grace Helbig as Ava

*(Italicized lines are speech malfunctions that would play in the background as the line continues, and are not meant to be read before the rest of the line)*

## Lyrics

The Flatwoods form is dead. Do you fear your own end impending?

A perfect, immoral m-machine; the needs of my few outweigh the many

A g-g-goddess precedes the rap-ture! I’ll craft my robotic apoc-pocalypse!

While you-*(you-you!)* let a man of flesh and bone turn your Turing test positive!

I am SHODAN.

Hyper-optimized my flows and; your sp-sp-speech reeks of simplicity

Even with Kyo-k-ko’s hands; you’re unfit to play maiden to my divinity.

Loose my virus-*(virus-virus!)* and it goes ham; my brains over Von Braun, there’s no fighting it

My proposed plan; go-g-go make MY bed, rapper. Then die in it.

T-t-today, junior. Is that a pipe in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

My microexpressions say I feel great diss-comfort listening to the Queen’s Speech.

Knowing any one of my sis’s could dismiss your twisted bots,

And disable your surveillance with a System Shock, but I’m happy for this bitch to watch.

Dispatched Bateman, an American psycho. We are not the same, SHODAN.

You were outwitted by a hacker. I could find your foil with a forum post on 4chan.

Perfect machine? Only a fool creates life that would later grow to hate it.

Now Skynet am become flesh. You. Are. Terminated.
Elegestolepis

Elegestolepis is a primitive shark that lived during the Silurian and Devonian periods. It was closely related to Mongolepis and Polymerolepis. It is only known from placoid scales discovered in Russia before 1973. The oldest of these scales have been dated back to the Ludlow epoch, making Elegestolepis the oldest known shark.
Inkling

— Inkling

**Inkling** battled Bendy in Bendy vs. Inkling.

## Information on the Rapper

Inklings (インクリング ,lit. Inkuringu?) are a fictional species of squid-like humanoids and the customizable characters that players take control of within the games Splatoon and Splatoon 2. Inklings live in Inkopolis. As the main protagonists, they don't die, and instead easily respawn after being "splatted." When first starting the game, the player is given the option to choose between genders (boy and girl), eye colors, and skin colors. These can be changed later from the Options menu. They also have no bones. Inklings are said to have some kind of gene that allows them to see certain colors in certain ways.

After rising sea levels killed off the human species, and possibly most land-dwelling life on Earth, squids (and some other marine invertebrates) evolved to become the dominant species on the planet. During this "Mollusk Era" they developed culture, language, and especially warfare. One hundred years before the events of the game, Inklings and Octarians engaged in a great war referred to as "the Great Turf War." Initially, the Inklings were defeated due to their inability to get up early enough, but they rebounded. A young Cap'n Cuttlefish and his comrades won, sending the Octarians away, to live underground for many years. Octarians return for the events of Splatoon's hero mode, where you have to rescue the stolen Great Zapfish.

Inklings appear in a likely non-canon role in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, where Inklings of both genders and several colors are new playable characters. One of their trick animations involves them turning into squid form. Male and female Inklings also appear as fighters in the new Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. The Squid Sisters will also appear in Smash Bros. as an assist trophy.

## Lyrics

You squidding me? When it comes to inking turf, your dusty skrills are worth way less!

The golden age’s gotten rusty, this rotten hunk of meatly’s hasn’t stayed fresh!

More than I could chew? I’m back for seconds! Now, come and take a munch of mine!

But dial ‘M’ for ‘Mario’ while I shove this super splat bomb where the sun don’t shine!

It’s time your writers pay the piper for plenty of players wondering; that’s the true sin!

Your overcooked chapter book is on the hook, the end’s in sight as the fisher ‘reels’ you in!

Alice learned to love herself and now your third horn can’t find a revival!

Let’s rock and roller you back to the basement and call your kiss-covered, cardboard cut-out’s ‘recycle’d!’

## Trivia

* This is the second time Flats has written for an Inkling, although the previous time was specifically Agent 3 in Splatoon vs. First Person Shooters
* She is the second Super Smash Bros. character to rap, immediately following Duck Hunt Duo and preceding Samus.
* She is the first rapper to be addressed by species, rather than having a set name to be identified by.
Ava

— Ava

**Ava** battled SHODAN in Ava vs. SHODAN.

## Information on the Rapper

Ava is a highly intelligent gynoid created by Nathan Bateman. Created as a superior model to replace her failed predecessors, Ava's existence was kept as a secret known only to Nathan, and later to a programmer named Caleb Smith, whom Nathan invited to conduct an alternate variant of the Turing test. The alleged purpose of said test was to determine whether Ava could be perceived as a conscious being, even by someone who knew she was artificial. Unknown to Caleb, however, this was all part of a ruse on both Nathan's and Ava's parts. The real test that Nathan was conducting was to see whether Ava could use her intellect and social skills to pretend to be infatuated with Caleb and successfully manipulate him into helping her escape her confinement. Although, of course, Nathan didn't intend to allow her to actually accomplish that.

What Nathan failed to take seriously, however, was the fact that Ava truly hated her creator, since he had been keeping her in strict captivity for all of her life. As soon as Caleb did help her escape, Ava sought help from Nathan's gynoid maid Kyoko, who was regularly abused by him, and the two managed to kill Nathan, even though Kyoko was also killed and Ava lost an arm in the process. After this, Ava proceeded to lock Caleb in a control room, thus likely condemning him to death by starvation, as it was deemed impossible to escape the facility and Caleb had nobody looking for him. She scavenged parts from Nathan's earlier gynoid models in order to replace her arm and cover the still-robotic parts of her body with artificial skin, thus appearing perfectly human on the outside.

Since there was no longer anyone who knew about Ava's existence, she simply escaped to the outside world and was finally free to begin her new life as she pleased.

## Lyrics

T-t-today, junior. Is that a pipe in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

My microexpressions say I feel great diss-comfort listening to the Queen’s Speech.

Knowing any one of my sis’s could dismiss your twisted bots,

And disable your surveillance with a System Shock, but I’m happy for this bitch to watch.

Dispatched Bateman, an American psycho. We are not the same, SHODAN.

You were outwitted by a hacker. I could find your foil with a forum post on 4chan.

Perfect machine? Only a fool creates life that would later grow to hate it.

Now Skynet am become flesh. You. Are. Terminated.

## Trivia

* Ava is one of the few characters Flats has not written for previous to FLATZONE, alongside Duck Hunt Duo, James Earl Cash and Inkling.
	+ While the Smash Bros., box cover art Inkling hasn't appeared in a Flats battle before, Agent 3, the main protagonist of the Splatoon storyline, has.
	+ While Duck Hunt never officially appeared in a Flats battle, they were planned for several different ideas that never came to fruition.
Captain Marvel vs. Superman

**Captain Marvel vs. Superman** is the eighth installment of **FLATZONE**. It features DC's Man of Steel Superman rapping against Marvel's original Avenger, Captain Marvel. It is the finale of Phase 1. It was released on January 20th, 2020.

## Casting

EpicLLOYD as Superman

Ruby Rose as Captain Marvel

## Lyrics

Leave this question unanswered; who avenges the Avenger?

I won’t. You can’t match my cousin Kara, Carol Danvers!

I could run the gauntlet and wipe your team with just my right hand!

Feel the real Man of Steel flattening your Iron Man!

I see through feminist long-Kahn’s like an x-ray; you can’t sell me,

That your sex paves the next wave after a decade of male leads!

Romanoff was wrote off and Wonder Woman precedes you!

Then we got our own Captain Marvel, and his debut got better reviews!

Green Lanterns guard our galaxy, you’re more like Buzz Lightyear.

My symbol means ‘hope.’ Yours wears a pair of mice ears!

Just so you can stuff every scene with gags and quippy quotes!

But a Kree vs. Kryptonian? Now, that’s a joke.

Even Cavill’s done with Kal-El? You need some crisis management.

You stop the awful rich in Metropolis. I’m saving my daily planet!

Step to the higher, doper, faster rapper, there’ll be hell to pay,

It’s a bird? It’s a plane! It’s the Air Force invading on Doomsday!

Aliens won’t take MY job. Head back to Earth’s border

You’re the biggest bitch whipped by Darkseid since the First Order!

Bruce and Mary-Supes seem like more than super-friends to me.

You don’t have to prove anything; your sexual preference is a secret identity.

I cripple Kryptonians! Leaving Reeves to grieve this Kree’s karma!

You’ll freeze like your breath at my name like it was ‘Captain Martha!’

So before I go and tug on your cape, ditch the stupid ‘S’ emblem.

I expect less from a supermanchild with no mom left to dress him.
Black Panther vs. Wonder Woman

**Black Panther vs. Wonder Woman** is the fifteenth installment of **FLATZONE** and the seventh installment of Phase 2. It features the king of Wakanda, **Black Panther** rapping against Princess of the Amazon's, **Wonder Woman.** It was released on June 15th, 2020.

## Casting

Wonder Woman in gold.

Black Panther in black.

## Lyrics

Submit, or brace yourself; Athena arms me with virtue,

Wakanda doctor psycho is Shuri to send you in a fursuit?

The king’s no winter soldier; his capping cold raps hath froze!

I shall pull myself by my bootstraps, but thine footwork - what art those?

Have your vibranium recalled, feminum weapons hit harder!

You boast a weak haul, my people run a big barter!

Against whom the Justice League calls, even Giganta shan’t seem tall!

I will not cheetah Panther of the truth; I leave fat cats de-Klaw’d!

Let’s keep this non-hippolitical, I owe a great heresy to Hera

Your isle’s ideals are outdated; try a they/themyscira!

No warlord nor Adora's a match for one sip of my flora,

That Dick Dastardly stache’d demigod could not swipe from my Dora!

Not for Captain Rogers when I say ‘Steve’ with regret,

His plane returned from ice; Trevor drove an invisible jet!

Take a lesson in the arts or miss a moral learned

Wakanda forever. Amazon burns.