Tom The Martian

> "I share the same name as Tom Cruise... I'm not proud of that." -Tom's one of many hilarious oneliners.
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## Tom The Martian

### Aliases

Mike WazowskiWalking Broccoli

Green Boi

Tommy (by Courtney)

Uncle Tom (by Holly)

### Relatives

Arthur Fonzarelli (biological father)Gonzo (biological father)

Buddy (paternal grandfather)

Prissy (paternal grandmother)

Kermit (paternal uncle)

Miss Piggy (paternal aunt-by-marriage)

Tully The Martian (adoptive father)

Chantal The Martian (adoptive mother)

Adien, Meade, Calum, Spock, Alain, Ashcroft, Kale, Siggy, Cuthbert, Ludo, Benedict and Jack (adoptive brothers)

Faydra, Leonora, Moira, Olive, Trudie, Isla and Maribelle (adoptive sisters)

Courtney Miller (wife)

Velva Miller-The Martian (daughter)

Milk Miller-The Martian (son)

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

Sera Camp (voice)Paul Bettany (as a human)

### Debut

Love and War

**Tom The Martian** (born **Fonzarelli**) is a main character in The Story Universe. He is a comical, hot-headed and sexually confused Martian who's trying to figure out what he likes.

He made his first debut in the video “Love and War” when Shayne Topp brought Tom back to Earth from Outer Space to help Courtney and the others find and save William J. Barnum (the Colonel) - who was captured by Darkiplier.

## Early Life

Tom The Martian was born Tom Fonzarelli on the 4th of July in 1975, born to Arthur “Fonzie” Fonzarelli and Gonzo on Mars.

He was the result of a passionate affair between Fonzie and Gonzo after meeting during a show with The Muppets, and Gonzo fell in love with the cool guy at first sight. But when Fonzie got pregnant with Tom, Gonzo's fellow Muppets did not like the fact that he got a Human man pregnant with a suspected abomination; they didn't even approve of Human-Muppet relationships to begin with.

And so, Gonzo decided to take Fonzie up to Mars to have the baby there as a buddy of his constructed a building that resembled a hospital on the inside for Arthur to give birth. The structure was near the large shield volcano, Olympus Mons, which was on the brink of erupting during Tom's birth. Arthur was in labor for precisely 57 hours as the Martian doctor arrived and delivered Tom safely. Tom was finally born at 34:78 EP (4:54 AM in Earth time).

Almost immediately after he was born, Arthur and Gonzo put Tom up for adoption where he was adopted by Tully and Chantal The Martian as they took him to Planet Nebula where they raised him as if he was their own.Tom had twelve adoptive brothers (Adien, Meade, Calum, Spock, Alain, Ashcroft, Kale, Sigvard “Siggy”, Cuthbert, Ludo, Benedict, and Jack) and seven adoptive sisters (Faydra, Leonora, Moira, Olive, Trudie, Isla, and Maribelle). He had a pretty good childhood as he grew up in uptown Oldham, Planet Nebula in a big house with his adoptive parents and siblings, and an Alien nanny named Edyn.

Tom attended Marjie’s School for Gifted Aliens where he was quite the troublemaker, and he was always in detention every week for something different. One week, he would be caught sucking some teacher’s dick behind a dumpster on school property and next week, he would look up a girl’s skirt. You name it, he did it.

### **His Past Relationships**

Tom was held back three times before moving on to high school, and then college. When he was in college, he met his first girlfriend, a female “comedian” named Amy Schumer; the two dated for three years before breaking up in 2002.

Tom met and briefly started dating a literal chick named Chica Egbert in 2005.

But then, Chica cheated on Tom with a Dalek named Dally on New Year’s Eve of the same year, which lead the two to break up at the exact moment that the year changed from 2005 to 2006. Tom dated a bottle of bleach named Blair in 2008 and then, the two broke up in 2010 because of the lack of compatibility and connection that the two had for each other.

Every now and then, Tom experiments with different species, genders and even mythical creatures -- trying to figure out what his sexual orientation is.

## Tom & The Smosh Crew

Tom first met the Smosh gang during the events of "Smosh Vs. The Government" when he traveled back in time to where they were bored and not knowing what to post on YouTube as Ian was on the verge of shutting down Smosh for good.

Until Shane Dawson swooped in and stopped him as he suggested that they’d make a conspiracy video and they agreed it as they made a conspiracy theory video about the Kardashians and Kanye West (who was President of the United States), saying that they “are all reptiles in the Illuminati.”

This lead to the leader of the Illuminati, which was the Illuminati Triangle, to order them to eliminate the Smosh crew and Shane Dawson. Tom and the Smosh crew are therefore held hostage at in the Smosh house as they meet Weird Al, Gabbie Hanna, their donkey, and Colonel Sanders - for whom he makes his disdain for quite clear. Ian gets shot and killed by Kris Jenner, along with Weird Al.

Tom eventually comes with an idea to defeat the Illuminati and the Kardashians as he put his powers into Courtney and used her to defeat them. As a result, she killed most of the Kardashians (except for one) and turn the Illuminati Triangle into Jack Frost - which is his original form, because something turned Jack into the evil Triangle. As another result, Jack reunited with his lover, Colonel Sanders. To Tom and the Smosh crew's shock.

After defeating the Kardashians and turning Jack Frost back to his normal self,a new adventure starts when Nick Fury calls the house and tells Courtney that her and her friends have been selected to become the New Avengers. Jack Frost escorts the gang to S.H.I.E.l.D HQ. Somewhere along the line, Shane Dawson disappears from the group and no one cares.

At S.H.I.E.L.D, they meet Nick and his employees - Kyle, Theresa, MLK, Aaron, Steve, Chip and Melon - as well as his daughter, Punch. While at the HQ, Jack tells the Colonel that he's pregnant, which Tom wasn't very happy to hear, since he despises the Colonel and didn't like the thought of a small version of "this KFC fuck" running around.

## Personality

Tom is a tough, snarky, hot-tempered, fun-loving, flirty, knowledgeable martian who knows everything there is about The Story Universe and acts as sort of a guide to whatever group he's helping out.

He's rather trigger-happy with his laser gun as he has zapped people out of existence and he is more than willing to do it again.

## Abilities

### Powers

* **Supernatural Stamina** -
* **Psionics** -
	+ **Psychokinesis** -
		- **Telekinesis** -
			* **Energy Manipulation** -
			* **Force-Field Generation** -
	+ **Self-Sustenance** -
	+ **Extrasensory Perception** -
		- **Detection** -
			* **Psychometry** -
		- **Highlighting** -
		- **Intuitive Perception** -
		- **Temporal Cognition** -
			* **Temporal Sense** -
	+ **Telepathy** -
		- **Psychic Shield** -
* **Time Manipulation** -
	+ **Time Travel** -
	+ **Chrono Vision** -
	+ **Parachronal Cognition** -
	+ **Alternate Time Display** -
* **Shapeshifting** -
* **Magic Transference** -
* **Regenerative Healing Factor** -

### Skills

* **Omnilingualism** -
* **Hand-to-Hand Combat** -
* **Spacecraft Mastery** -
* **Aviation Proficiency** -
* **Weapon Proficiency** -
* **Piano Mastery** -

## Relationships

### **Fonzie**

Arthur Fonzarelli, aka Fonzie or "The Fonz", is one of Tom's biological father. Arthur was the one who actually conceived and gave birth to Tom. There's not much of a relationship since Arthur and Gonzo gave Tom up for adoptive. However, Tom inherited some Arthur's qualities - personality wise - he tends act cool and tough but he's a loyal friend.

### **Gonzo**

Gonzo is Tom's other father; he's the one who sired Tom and got Arthur pregnant with him. Tom inherited his father's long nose and also inherited some of his personality traits, like being fun-loving and not really having patience.

### **Amy Schumer**

Amy was Tom's first girlfriend for whom he met back in college and dated for three years before breaking up with her in 2002 because of her unfunniness. In the video titled "Cabin in The Woods," Tom shot Amy out of existence with his laser gun.

### **Chica Egbert**

Chica was Tom's second girlfriend, for an extremely brief amount time, when they started dating in late September of 2005 as they attended a New Years party thrown by one of Tom's old college chums, Ragnar, where Chica proceeded to cheat on him with a Dalek and Tom dumped her right when it became 2006.

### **Blair Bleach**

Blair was Tom's third girlfriend and she was a literal bottle of bleach. Unlike Chica and Amy, Tom actually loved Blair but there was not right about their relationship that they had to mutually called things off, but they still remained in contact and Tom even attended Blair's wedding to Tide.

### **Dally**

Dally was the Dalek that Chica cheated on Tom with. Dally and Tom don't like each other very much, mainly because of the affair.

### **Courtney Miller**

Courtney is Tom's love interest and future wife. Things start out platonic at the beginning with the two as friends while Courtney is annoyed by Tom's antics and behavior in general, referring to him as a 'nuisance'.

But as things go on, Courtney will start warming up to him and Tom will realize what he likes - and that's Courtney. In the future, the two will get married and have two children - a boy and a girl named Milk and Velva.

### **Shayne Topp**

Tom is pretty good friends with Shayne as they met when Shayne was punched into space and met the green Martian as he decided to bring him back to Earth with him in order to help Courtney save The Colonel.

### **Wes Johnson**

Wes is another good friend of Tom's, as Tom thinks that he's way better than Shayne.

### **Shane Dawson**

Not much about Tom and Shane's relationship except for that Tom was the first and only one to notice in "Smosh's Super Adventure Pt. 1" that Shane was missing from the group and asked where he was. He then immediately decided to forget about it when Mari said that she doesn't know and doesn't care.

### **Aaron**

Tom met Aaron while Nick Fury was giving him and the Smosh crew a tour of the Triskelion when he was confused as to what a Food Editor was, which was Aaron. Tom also has a neutral relationship, but he still doesn't know what the fuck a Food Editor is.

### **Punch Fury**

Tom met Punch Fury also during the tour. He asked what kind of name is 'Punch' and the aforementioned Punch Fury asked in the form of a threat - "Want me to demonstrate?" Which caused Tom to simply respond pleadingly with "no" in fear. They kind of got off to a rocky start.

### **Jack Frost**

Tom has a neutral relationship with Jack Frost; he doesn't like him due to the fact that he's with Colonel Sanders, but he doesn't hate him either.

### **Colonel Sanders**

Tom loathes Colonel Sanders with every fiber of his being, and he hates his food too.

### **Kris Jenner**

Kris is Tom's enemy, along with the rest of the Smosh crew's; she held Tom and the Smosh Crew hostage at gunpoint in the Smosh house with the rest of the Kardashians, Kanye West, the S.W.A.T Team, Chica, and Jack as the Illuminati Triangle surrounding them. Tom despises Kris, along with the others.

## Quotes

Tom has had some hilarious moments accompanied with equally hilarious and iconic lines, such as:

"YO COLONEL! YOUR CHICKEN SUCKS ASS!! 'Finger-licking good' my ass!" --Tom to Colonel Sanders, his arch-nemesis.

"KANYE WEST IS A REPTILE!!" --Tom after Courtney reveals Kanye's true self.

''Well, fuck you Taylor Swift!" --Tom to Taylor Swift after she says his pun was terrible.

"Is 'your crew' your dick? 'Cause I'll gladly suck it." --Tom to Nick Fury.

"Oh hell no. A little version of this KFC fuck running around?! Hell nah!" --Tom after Jack tells Colonel Sanders that he's pregnant.

"What the fuck is a food editor?" --Tom after meeting Aaron, Shield HQ's Food Editor.

"It's not easy being green." --Tom referencing his Uncle's famous line.

"Okay, enough of this sappy shit. I get it, you missed being not-a-triangle, just shut the fuck up." --Tom to Jack after he reunites with Punch Fury.