Hatching a plan...

Piston: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Ghost Pepper: Okay! You know what?! We need to have a talk Piston!

Pencil Lead: Looks like it's time to get owned.

Ghost Pepper: Okay Piston! What is the matter with you lately?

Piston: What's the matter with me?! Why don't you ask-

Ghost Pepper: Yes! What is the matter with YOU. You've gone from intelligent and sightseeing to this pushy bossy mean jerk. I just don't recognize you anymore! Okay?

Piston: \*groan\* Look, I'm just tired of my teammates being such lazy lamps! YET HERE I AM AGAIN GETTING DISOBEYED! AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE-

Ghost Pepper: UGH! Piston! Why is this so hard for you to notice?! The rest of the contestants could tell how big of a jerk you were being about your team being lazy since last episode.

Piston: YOU SAY THAT AGAIN YOU MORONIC COOL DUDE WANABEE!!!!!!!!!!

Ghost Pepper: UGH!!!!!!!! SEE?!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN ABOUT YOU BEING A JERK!!!!!!!!!!!! \*sigh\* Listen, even if we WERE being lazy, the proper response is NOT to boss our allies around.

Piston: Allies?! ALLIES?!!!!!!!!! MY TEAMMATES ARE NO WAY ALLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ghost Pepper: You know what?! Say whatever you want! But if you think you're in the right here, if you think your yelling is somehow helping this team, and the rest of the contestants, then I have to ask you this: Who is the smartest person you know?...

Piston: Uh... Oh! Thesaurus!

Ghost Pepper: Exactly. And Thesauruses or... Thesauri use a list of words that describe stuff.

Thesaurus: That's right! And I list words to describe contestants too!

Ghost Pepper: You heard her. Maybe you should look up yourself in her to see your words that describe you.

Piston: \*sigh\* Okay... if you really want me to, I'll do it.

Thesaurus: Here it is! Piston: Low-life, Bossy, Manipulative, Pushy, Backstabbing, and Mean...

Piston: \*gasp\* Maybe I am doing something wrong.

(elimination)

Flower Plush: Okay. SO Ghost Pepper is the first one safe.

Piston: I'm glad you're safe!

Ghost Pepper: Yeah right...

Flower Plush: Also safe are Potted Plant, pencil Lead, Furry Ball, Floaty, and Clover! Sorry Piston but you're done like dinner.

Piston: What?! No! \*sigh\* I'm sorry for letting you guys down. I WAS being a jerk. I just didn't know I was! But now I do. But I was just upset about losing in episode 2.

Flower Plush: It's okay. But anyways, toodles!

(flower plush kicks piston)

(the contestants cheer)

Twisp: (grabs microphone) Yes boys and girls! The day has finally come! The low-life monster Piston is about to be EXPLODED into the TLC like a nuclear toxic bomb! Yes he's soaring through the sky at terminal velocity! He's getting closer and closer and, and-

(piston explodes in the sky)

Twisp: I have nothing else to add! That was actually kinda glorious!

Sticker: Hooray...

Flower Plush: Today's contest is to protect your egg. If you harm your egg in any way, your team will be up for elimination. Go!

Sock: This challenge is so stupid! (smashes egg) Haha!

Flower Plush: I guess.... The Coolest team on earth... loses?

Sock: I'm normally a jerk. And Piston was being a jerk like I am and got eliminated. So I might get eliminated... I'm gonna become a jerk... and get... eliminated... But why should I care?

Flower Plush: Vote in the poll for who you want to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show. **And remember, comment votes won't count.**

(the end)