Theories

***The New York Times agrees that Freddie Freaker is a mystical cryptid. Here are some theories proposed by we, the Freddie Freaker community.***

***Note: Do not erase or change the other freak's "theories".***

## ***Arrested for Forgery***

***Many sources state that Freddie Freaker was in fact arrested in June of 2021 after the manufacturing and distribution of several fake COVID-19 Vaccine Verification Cards. Different sources later claim he was actually instead arrested for public urination.***

## ***Beat Me Up And Stole My Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards***

***A theory sheds light on a situation that involved Freddie Freaker who had hit the victim repeatedly over the head with a shillelagh, then proceeded to take all of their Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.***

## ***Jumping Streets***

***Some users speculate that a certain devilish being named "Jeff" by mortals is actually Freddie Freaker. Jeff was portrayed in the movie 22 Jumpstreet by the actor Channing Tatum. It is unknown how credible this source is.***

## ***Gargamel's Lost Creation***

***Legend states that Smurfette and the whozit whatzits weren't his only creations. Many forum users speculate that Freddie Freaker was Gargamel's missing creation. However, there is absolutely zero evidence to back up this theory which is exactly why it should be taken very seriously. One Reddit user claims to have a lost Smurf book titled, "The Freaky Smurf". In this book, Freddie is supposedly released by Gargamel into the Smurf's village disguised as a regular smurf but yellow. According to the user, Papa Smurf accepts Freddie in and gives him the name "Freaky Smurf". The rest of the book was eaten and was unable to be transcribed. Until the year 2002 when the book was then later discovered along with Bill Cosby's clone #2 remains.***

## ***Mr Dingleshmunkinhindleherfer: Malevolent Interdimensional Entity***

***A theory from me, Mr. Dingleshmunkinhindleherfer states that Freddie Freaker is a very powerful entity who lives in a separate, smaller dimension. This dimension is known as "THE FREAK DIMENSION" and only Freddie lives in it. He has contacted our dimension through a telephone number and an advertisement for the number, in which he tries to bring us in with his friendliest form, "The Friendly Freak V1.0".***

***Back in the 80s, when I saw this ad, I asked my friend named Paul Charper Beanie to prank call the Freak himself. He went missing in the year of 1992. I tried calling his phone number in 1993, in the hopes of finding him. I heard Freddie say, in a very deep, demonic voice... " JOIN THE PARTY! FREAK, FREAK, FREAK! ".***

***His phone number was cut from all phones and frequencies, therefore, his connection to this world has ended. Due to the recent popularity of his ad, I believe he will return, with new power.***

## ***Failed Television Series/Toy Line***

***Based off of information from the puppet's original creator, in addition to being the spokesperson for the 900 number, designs for a Freddie Freaker toy line creation/kids show was in the works. Apparently, other characters were conceptualized for a female version but pink, and his larger friend, him but chubby and rounder.***

***The puppets creator was paid around 1500$ for the puppet itself. Shortly after the commercials aired, the project seemed to run out of either funding or ideas and ultimately was lost into obscurity.***

## ***The Freak Zone***

***Freddie Freaker lives in the freak zone which you can go to if you can get in the portal in your pancreas. He and his fellow Freakazoids lives in harmony in this dimension. He reproduces by budding, so all of the other Freakazoids are exactly like him. They build their houses and roads out of insulin that they steal from their hotst. Some say that only Freddie is able to leave the Freak Zone.***

## ***Freddie Freaker is my Father***

***This was allegedly found on a forum from the Dark Web. "I am Jeed Freaker, also known as the Axowizard, coming down to tell some info about my father, Freddie Freaker. Back in the '80s, a man named Little Joe gave birth to a child named Freddie. Though, Freddie was yellow. Little Joe then gave his child the FBI agent assigned to his iPhone and he confirmed that Freddie was an undiscovered subspecies of the axolotl. Then, the story was submitted to the press and Freddie later became famous. Freddie then became a musical star, releasing such famous albums as "The Party Freak's Big Poppin' Jams" and "Sgt Freaker's Lonely Soul Band". Then, Freddie gave birth to me, the Axowizard. After a couple of years of a hiatus to take care of me, he finally released his last, but most famous, piece of work. You may know it as "1-900-490-FREAK" or simply "The Freddie Freaker Commercial". Now, you may take that commercial for granted these days, but have you ever wondered who the person singing was? Who is he? Why is he here to describe something so holy that it doesn't need a description? Well, my friends, that person was me. I used to be a hipster and thought my dad was really hip, so I voiced a commercial for him. We contacted NASA and they let us film it in space because I thought that was pretty hip. After the commercial, we had our shits and giggles but then, it all ended. Suddenly, in the year 1996, a demon by the name Oney broke into my father's home and beat him to a pulp. I mourned over his death for years. Now, at the height of my dad's popularity, I am secretly searching for Oney in hopes to give him a taste of his own medicine. That's the end of my story. I hope you like the truth, because I sure don't. I did hear my uncle built a time machine soIi'm going to go back to my father and steal some Yu-Gi-Oh! cards with him. Goodbye for now. -Axowizard"***

## ***Freddie Freaker is the physical form of Apocalypse, the World Devourer.***

***In the canon video game, Don't Freak, the player must gather the Freak Phones, which take two dollars a call. The two dollars is to keep the lines active and keep suppressing Freddie's true power. Were the lines to shut down, Freddie wou-, wait. The line went down? ...Anyways, Freddie would enter his true form, all the world's violence tenfold in a tiny, angry, bloodthirsty, yellow, little shape. There is no known way to stop him yet. Good luck.***

## ***Freddie Freaker did 9/11***

***Freddie Freaker was spotted in Logan International Airport on September 11th, before than he had been inactive. He was last seen boarding United Airlines Flight 175 from Boston to Los Angeles, that same plane would later crash into the World Trade center. Freddie Freaker has been spotted after September 11th but it is unknown how he survived but it is believed that he was 'too freaky' to die.***

## ***Freddie Freaker pissed in his father's mouth as a young boy, was kicked out his home, and left to wander the multiverse looking for a new home***

***At the tender age of 5, Freddie Freaker made a grave mistake; he pissed in his father's mouth. Now, Freddie's father was an angry man, one who would most definitely be pissed to have piss fill his mouth. Father Freaker did the only thing he could do at the time, kick Freddie out. And, thus, Freddie Freaker was left to wander aimlessly for a new home, attempting to use Television commercials as calls for help. Some say he is still out there, others say that he's long gone.***

## ***Freddie Freaker is the One Piece, the first Super Saiyan, the first Stand User, a pokemon world champion, and many others***

***I believe all of these things gives Freddie Freaker his immense power. Along with all of the roles mentioned in the title, he's also the Triforce, All for One, and the creator of Dark Souls. Shaggy and the Drip were both created by Freddie Freaker the same day he created Shrek. Freddie is also Scott Cawthon. Finally, I think he is also undertale Sans and Steve Jobs. He invented ligma.***

## ***Failed Experiment***

***Freddie is a failed experiment by the Medic and scout from TF2 to create the ultimate assassin. He sneaks up behind blue enemies and strangles them via hands/feet, killing by the dozen.***

## ***Freddie Freaker stole my pee-pee***

***It is believed that Freddie Freaker came to my house after calling 1-900-490-FREAK once and stole my penis.***

## ***Someone was stuck on the Freddie Freaker costume***

***You know why Freddie Freaker moves so weirdly on the Freddie Freaker commercial? No you don't? Well, the possible truth is that someone actually was stuck on the costume and were trying to get out of it. It is believed that this person died inside there, however the company behind The Freak Phone never actually mentioned this anywhere. They could probably be trying to hide the truth from us.***