SpongeBob SquarePants Macaroni and Cheese (transcript)

*This is a transcript of the FCCD video "Spongebob Squarepants Macaroni and Cheese" released on December 23, 2015*

**Narrator**: LOOKIE! ITS A SPONGEBOBOAOBABBA MACARONI AND CHEESE!

*[2 hands shake the macaroni and cheese packages causing macaroni and cheese to fly out]*

**Spongebob**: Oh boy! My macaroni and che-EEEY! *[bashes into Squidward's house]* D-ow!

[Squidward comes out of the house from the roof]

**Squidward**: Spongebob! Why are you always putting holes in my house? Arent there already enough holes in your head? Heh, holes, in his head. Hahahaha-*[gasp]* that is the most beautiful piece of macaroni I have ever seen! *[kisses the macaroni piece]*

*[Patrick appears into the frame]*

**Patrick**: Is squidward kissing himself again?

*[Patrick sweeps Spongebob, Squidward and his house onto the floor.]*

**Patrick**: Do-do-do-dah-do! Hey, hey look it's a tiny me!

**Spongebob**: Yup, it comes in four friendly shapes! Me, Squidward, Patrick and Gary!

**Gary**: Meoow *[eats the macaroni]*

**Narrator**: Heres how you make it, you boil 6 cups of water and then you add the macaroni. *[adds 3 macaroni and cheese packages one by one]*. Then, about eleven to twelve minutes you just-

**Patrick**: Eleven to twelve minutes?! I can't wait that long! I gotta eat it, NOW!

*[Patrick jumps inside the boiling pot]*

**Patrick**: OOOOOOOOOOOOW!

**Spongebob**: Don't worry Patrick, I'll save you!

*[Spongebob jumps inside the boiling pot]*

**Spongebob**: Heyyy, it's like a hot tub!

**Patrick**: It just takes a second to get used to it.

*[Patrick farts and a bubble pops from the water]*

**Spongebob**: Patrick, where did those bubbles come from?

**Patrick**: From my butt.

**Narrator**: Then you drain the macaroni, add milk, butter and the cheese powder.

*[Spongebob in a fancy dress puts on his glasses, sniffs the cheese powder trail on the counter.]*

**Narrator**: Then you mix it up into one big cheesy, golden, delectable, gooey, creamy, squishy, moist, mmm, ohh just listen to it. Ohhh.

*[Spongebob, Mr. Krabs and Patrick turn around one by one with suspense]*

*[Narrator tries to eat the Mac and Cheese]*

*[Spongebob, Gary, Plankton, Squidward, Sandy Mr. Krabs and Patrick jumped the Narrator, screaming.)*

**Spongebob**: Oh its so good!

**Mr. Krabs**: They're better than Krabby Patties!

**Patrick**: Ohh.

*[Spongebob is being stirred inside a pot with Mac and Cheese]*

**Spongebob**: Woo! Yeah, now we're talking, yeah! Even coming! Don't stop now! I'll let you know when I'm done which is never!

**Squidward**: How could they eat such uncultured food?

**Mr. Krabs**: Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward!

*[Mr. Krabs throws a bowl of Mac and Cheese onto Squidward]*

**Squidward**: This is delicious!

*[Squidward is seen eating a bowl of Mac and Cheese]*

**Patrick**: I'm tired of chewing but I still wanna eat it so I'm going to make it into a drink.

*[Patrick blends the Mac and Cheese, while he is laughing]*

**Patrick**: Oh boy that looks good!

**Mr. Krabs**: This macaroni and cheese is even more delicious than money!

*[Squidward is seen rubbing his tentacles on a Mac and Cheese bowl)*

**Squidward**: It feels so good to rub this macaroni on my tentacles!

**Patrick**: You know what goes great with this macaroni and cheese?

**Spongebob**: What's that, Patrick?

**Patrick**: MORE macaroni and cheese!

**Sandy**: Hey Spongebob, what are y'all eatin'?

**Spongebob**: YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

*[Everyone excluding plankton are fighting]*

**Plankton:** Eheheheheh, these guys are going crazy for this stuff! If I start selling this to Chum Bucket then I'll run Krabs out of business!

**Mr. Krabs**: Trying to seal me' formuler, eh? Have a bowl, Mr. Plankton!

*[Mr. Krabs throws a plate of Mac and Cheese on Plankton, breaking.]*

**Plankton**: Ouch.

*[Everyone that appeared in the episode group up]*

**Spongebob**: It's part of a balanced dinner!

*[FCCD outro appears]*

*[Credits, and after the scenes appear]*