Globe Hell "Does" Sarantos

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## Episode Summary

Drew and Josiah spent one hour listening and learning about Chicago musician, author and poet Sarantos. He is the man.

## Notable Events

* Some interference can be heard in the call at the start of the episode that sounds like Drew saying the following: "Guys will ask directions on how to beat a video game but not ask directions on how to find the G-spot."
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos The Olympics Official Music Video - new Olympic epic rock song" with a new Olympics theme song by Josiah's new favorite artist Sarantos. Josiah and Drew sang along.
	+ Note: Josiah and Drew also did this in the previous main episode, Episode 49: Leftist Hypebeast.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Johnny Kush Marijuana Happy Hour Radio Interview 2-15" about how Sarantos Starts Off The New Year With A Pretty Rad Rock Music Video for *Pain Of The Past*.
* Josiah and Drew revealed that 55% of Sarantos's followers are fake.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Your SMile Official Music Video - New Top 40 Fun Pop Music" about the song *Your SMile* by Sarantos and how a warm smile is the universal language of kindness. Josiah and Drew sang along.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos I Never Catch The Train Official Music Video - new alternative folk country song trains" about the song *I Never Catch The Train* by Sarantos and how sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. Josiah sang along.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Chnage Official Music Video - new funk rock anthem song change is good" about the song *Chnage* by Sarantos and how if you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Covid SURVIVOR Official Music Video - new rock song coronavirus 19 vaccine" about the song *Covid SURVIVOR* by Sarantos and how quiet people have the loudest minds.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos A Syringe Of Adrenaline Official Music Video - new hard rock song alternative" about the song *A Syringe Of Adrenaline* by Sarantos and how it is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you have wanted to do so badly, and how you almost feel like you could fly without the plane.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Happy Thanksgiving!" about how this has been such a tough year but like many of you, Sarantos has turned to music to lift his spirits.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Just like dogs...what covid has done to humans!" about how we've become dogs.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Like An Angel Official Music Video - new funeral instrumental" about the song *Like An Angel* by Sarantos and how people can like all the angels around because they protect them and their daughter, and her Dad's an angel.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Friendless Official Music Video - new indie piano song" about the song *Friendless* by Sarantos and how no one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world. Josiah and Drew sang along.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Our Wedding Song Official Music Video - new easy listening song" about the song *Our Wedding Song* by Sarantos and how weddings are important because they celebrate life and possibility. Josiah sang along.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Why Ask Why, Sarantos Uncut - the real story behind the music!" about the song *Why Ask Why* by Sarantos with an introduction by Sarantos.
* Josiah and Drew discussed the possibility of inviting Sarantos on Globe Hell Warning in the future.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Every Handshake Is Important Official Music Video - new indie alternative" about the song *Every Handshake Is Important* by Sarantos and how men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way. Josiah sang along.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Hip HOp SociEty Official Music Video - New Hip Hop Parody" about the song *Hip HOp SociEty* by Sarantos and how hip-hop saved people's lives, man, and it's the only thing people have ever been even decent at, and people don't know how to do anything else. Josiah and Drew rapped along.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Alpha State Official Music Video - new sleep instrumental" about the song *Alpha State* by Sarantos and how painting puts people into an alpha state, it's a private event.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Valentine's Day, Sarantos Uncut - the real story behind the music!" about the song *Valentine's Day* by Sarantos with an introduction by Sarantos.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Deep Inside Music Lyric Video - New Sexy Summer EDM Song" about the song *Deep Inside* by Sarantos and how to love the giver more than the gift. Josiah and Drew sang along.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Believe Official Music Video - new soft rock sad love song" about the song *Believe* by Sarantos and how if you believe you can, you're halfway there.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Back and Forth Tribute Video 9/11, Terrorist attack on America in New York" about the song *Back and Forth* by Sarantos. Drew sang along.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Robert De Niro Funny Movie Video of the Month 6-14" about someone doing an impression of Robert De Niro while talking about Sarantos.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Turd in toilet Phone falls in 2-14 Sarantos Funny video of the month" about a turd in a toilet and a phone falling in.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "70s Rocker Funny Video - Sarantos Funny Video of the Month October 2014" about someone doing an impression of a 70s rocker while talking about Sarantos.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Harry Potter Sarantos Funny Movie Video of the Month" about Harry Potter talking about Sarantos.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Stressing Out Official Music Video - new sleep instrumental" about the song *Stressing Out* by Sarantos and how a people think a closet full of things would actually stress them out. Drew sang along.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos Who Am I To Fight The Universe Official Music Video - new blue singer songwriter" about the song *Who Am I To Fight The Universe* by Sarantos and how the biggest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance; it is the illusion of knowledge. Josiah sang along.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos D'ja Cheat Official Music Video - New Hard Rock Metal Cheating Wife Song Misunderstood" about the song *D'ja Cheat* by Sarantos and how there's nothing like a good cheating song to make someone want to run home to be with their wife. Josiah sang along.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "A Sunny Day Official Music Video for Sarantos solo music artist 6-10-14" about the song *A Sunny Day* by Sarantos and how a cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. Josiah and Drew sang along.
* Josiah and Drew discussed replacing Josiah with Sarantos and replacing Drew with Ifor ap Glyn from now on.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Sarantos A Country Song Official Music Video - new country song love duet" about the song *A Country Song* by Sarantos and how sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
* Josiah and Drew discussed making a song with Sarantos in the future.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "I wonder if you would come up as a fake follower like cause you're a fake friend."
* "[In response to Sarantos playing devil in his song *Covid SURVIVOR*] Oh, I think he's playing devil. There needs to be more songs where people play devil."
* "Do you think he has any songs about being horny?"
* "I think Sarantos was really at his peak two years ago. There's some *great* tracks."
* "I mean, there's no question he changed when he survived COVID."
* "[On the topic of the song *Every Handshake Is Important* by Sarantos] Maybe that's why he got COVID though."
* "Well, I love you. I love you, Sarantos."
* "So Valentine's Day, you know, that's one thing, but what about when you're fuckin'?"
* "[On the topic of the song *Deep Inside* by Sarantos] There's a lot of male nipples in this video."
* "Also, he literally does have toilet videos on his page! He has everything! He has a video called 'Fat Man On Stripper Pole'."
* "[In response to Drew saying Sarantos is the ultimate Globe Hell figure] He really is! He has horny music, he has music about society and about the world. 'Let me come on deep inside of you', I mean he's just saying it! Straight up!"
* "It sucks that not all of the songs have a video where he's like, 'Hey, what's up? It's really cold in Chicago today. This month's song is about cumming deep inside of someone'."
* "Oh no! It's age-restricted! We can't - I guess we can't watch his '9/11 Terrorist Attack' tribute."
* "[On the topic of the song *Back and Forth* by Sarantos] Yeah, for those listening at home, this is just uh photographs of people trying to escape the rubble of the 9/11 terrorist attack."
* "[On the topic of the Sarantos video called 'Turd in toilet Phone falls in 2-14 Sarantos Funny video of the month'] So it was - the phone did not fall in, it was just a video of, sort of, a uh like a chunk of a turd, like a third of a turd, in the bottom of some tepid toilet water, and then it ends with a plug for his 9/11 single at the end."
* "We should be playing Sarantos in the background of our episodes, I think. Although I also feel like he would sue us maybe."
* "[On the topic of the song *Who Am I To Fight The Universe* by Sarantos] This one sounds like uh Matt Skiba-era blink-182, to be honest."

### Drew

* "Guys will ask directions on how to beat a video game but not ask directions on how to find the G-spot."
	+ Note: This quote may be misattributed to Drew because it may have simply been interference in the call.
* "[On the topic of a weed interviewer being funny] Well he's probably off his head on green. He's probably lifted off that green."
* "[On the topic of a lot of Sarantos's songs fitting into the theme of Globe Hell Warning] What, he has songs about toilets?"
* "Oh, here! 'Sarantos is a DIY international award-winning solo music artist. Top 5 iTunes UK-charting singer-songwriter.' How is that possible? 'Number 1 iTunes South Africa charting folk artist, proud nerd, multi-instrumentalist, book author, comic book nut' - we gotta find out the - his book. 'Radio show host, poet, and part-time spy? He's an *alien* who landed here to infect the human race and spread the disease of music'!"
* "Somehow he's able to sing in a way that makes every like - all - like the instruments sound out of tune t- li- or, not out of tune - out of sync! When he sings, like - like it's just the vocals that are out of sync, but somehow -"
* "That's the worst part about getting COVID is your friends bullying you."
* "I think there's a - there's more story behind Sarantos, I think. There's something dark in his past."
* "[On the topic of the song *Friendless* by Sarantos] This song's about being horny."
* "Oh, so he's uncircumcised."
* "I love you. I love you, Sarantos."
* "[On the topic of the song *Deep Inside* by Sarantos] Come on, deep inside of you?"
* "[On the topic of the song *Deep Inside* by Sarantos] This is sexy!"
* "So Sarantos really is like the ultimate Globe Hell figure."
* "[Singing along to the song *Back and Forth* by Sarantos] Lately 9/11's been getting me down."
* "[On the topic of Robert De Niro] Yeah, he has a cigar."
* "[On the topic of Sarantos's funny video intros being so scary] Yeah, it has a picture of an alien."
* "Ohhhhhh! There's a turd!"
* "[On the topic of the Sarantos video called '70s Rocker Funny Video - Sarantos Funny Video of the Month October 2014'] This is awful."
* "[On the topic of where Sarantos is originally from] We're gonna ask him - he's gonna come on the show, we'll ask him, he's gonna say Calgary, Alberta."
* "Thank you so much, Sarantos. Um keep rocking, keep doing your thing, keep writing your songs, keep writing your books, uh cannot wait to talk to you, and I love you so much!"

## Trivia

* Josiah and Drew hinted at the release of this Patreon episode in the previous main episode, Episode 49: Leftist Hypebeast. They watched a video called "Sarantos The Olympics Official Music Video - new Olympic epic rock song" in the prior episode, which was the only overlap between the two.