Bert Goes To Anger Management (Sesame Street Lost Episode)

Alright sit down and shut up. I got a little story to tell you today, and you are going to listen to it and enjoy it. If you don't enjoy this story then let's just say you'll be worse than hurt. I am an incredibly miserable bear who lives in the countryside with my little brother Teddy. You see; our parents are super rich and own a lot of yachts down on the coast, and because they hate me they decide to leave Teddy in my esteem care for the entire Summer holidays. That's just sick! My little brother is very mean to me, and keeps stealing my honey supply. I need that honey supply to last through Winter! If he eats it all then I'm going to starve! It also didn't help that Teddy was proper dumb, and once got stuck in a tree. Even though the tree was only 5000 feet tall he just would not budge. He had gotten stuck in the tree after getting swept up in the wind. This was due to the fact that he stolen my umbrella, and the power of the wind was just too much for him. So, I was then forced to fetch my favourite blanket in order to use it as a makeshift trampoline of sorts.

Teddy then fell from the tree after tripping on a branch. The impact of his fall ended up completely wrecking my damn blanket. "Oh maybe I should go and get my PlayStation 5 so you can break that as well hmm?" I asked in a sarcastic inflection. Teddy got himself into trouble again as the very next day he found a hole in the middle of the forest. I was getting ready to turn Teddy over to the NYPD when I discovered that the hole had actually been built by Thumper. So that makes it all okay. "They're building a road where I used to live, so I had to dig myself a new home." Thumper explained. I then proceeded to try and explain to Thumper why using a hole in the middle of the forest as his new base of operations was a really stupid idea. "It's a really dangerous home Thumper." I said before continuing with, "I mean for example; I could be out walking and then suddenly....." I was cut off as I ended up falling down the bloody hole. Luckily, because I'm about 8 foot tall, I was able to climb out immediately. So there was no trouble at all really.

Upon returning home, I discovered that my entire supply had been stolen by the bees. Once the bees caught sight of me, they began buzzing towards me. Those bees were incredibly strong, and they threw me all around the countryside with their immense strength. Finally losing my cool, I killed all of those damn bees including the ringleader who had a serious hard on for Winnie Da Pooh. Seriously look it up in the official Winnie The Pooh Strategy Guide No69. After killing the bees, I then proceeded to throw a Molotov cocktail at the bee nest in order to prevent any more bees from populating my garden. Sadly, this ended up backfiring as I tripped on a pebble, and this caused me to accidentally throw my Molotov at my home. My castle! The entire thing burnt to the ground as quickly and as carelessly as a candle goes out. Teddy fearing for his safety ratted me out to the police, and I appeared in court five days later.

The Easily Offended Knights of Nottingham considered the court's treatment of me to be a preachment of the animal rights act. So, the Knights opted to appear on the jury in order to voice their support for me. The Judge looking over the case was none other than Judge Mudge who was an old friend of the Easily Offended Knights. To this end, Judge Mudge wanted to know exactly what the Knights had planned for my punishment. "So what do you suggest is reasonable?" Judge Mudge asked the jury who as I stated earlier consisted of the Easily Offended Knights. "I may have a suggestion Judge if you'll let me." One of the Knights named Lady Birkshire said as she then continued with, "I run an anger management class up in Walnut Pass. I think that should be Grumpy Bear's punishment." Oh and by the way my name is Grumpy Bear, but before you ask no I am not of any relation to the Care Bear of the same name. That is just an imposter! He's a sham! He's a cake maker! He's a Peter Griffin Cadillac extremist! "Very well then; Mr Bear I hereby sentence you to an entire month of anger management." Judge Mudge said as he slammed his gavel down. I looked over at Lady Birkshire who was pulling an incredibly smug face. That old crone I certainly hope that someone stabs her in the eye!

Anger Management wasn't all that terrible to be perfectly honest with you. I just want my umbrella. You see; the meetings were held in an old abandoned office building inside a dark and dingy bar where the manager looks an awful lot like Rabe Maniels. I just couldn't tell! Due to the poor conditions of the office; there are various holes in the ceiling of the room which means that it floods very easily especially given the fact that Walnut Pass is pretty infamous for having some horrendous storms in the past few years. I mean did you even see the storm of 2018? There were cows flying in the sky, and dinosaurs crunching numbers in a bank unware that three pesky robbers have just robbed the vault for all it's got. Oh how delightfully PG Tips! Once again note my heavy use of sarcasm. The other attendants of the class were Mr Uppity, Mr Grumpy, Richard Bagg, Mr Frown, and Mighty Eagle. The teacher of the class was obviously Lady Birkshire. I guess I should probably give you some deets about some of the attendants of the class. Not all of them because we haven't got all day! Heaven's above!

Mr Frown was an incredibly scary clown. This anger management class was stupid for bringing a clown into the fold in my humble bumble opinion! I am a serious coulrophobe, and in some of our classes we are forced to take part in roleplays. One time, we were roleplaying a house on fire, and we did this by setting fire to Richard Bagg's hair. Mr Frown who worked a firefighter was meant to help me with using the hose on Richard. Instead of that, Mr Frown glared down at me as he said, "run." When Mr Frown said that smoke came out from his teeth which were as sharp as knives. We were eventually able to stop the fire as Richard lost a great deal of hair. Duh! When Richard first came to the anger management lessons, he had an afro and a goatee now he has neither! Just a one way ticket to Bazooka City. Unlike the other attendants of the class, I and none of the other students had any idea as to why Frown was assigned to the class. When we first came to the class, Lady Birkshire read a dossier containing our reasons for joining the class. When she got to Mr Frown's dossier, she suddenly came very cagey as she said rathe timidly, "Mr Frown appears to have had an incident."

Mr Uppity was once the richest man in all of Walnut Pass, and owned a super mansion on the outskirts of the town. Sadly, Uppity's life was upturned when he accidentally hired Mr Clumsy as a cleaner. Uppity was planning on making a tour of his house as he owned a lot of valuable artefacts. Sadly because Mr Clumsy is ya know very clumsy he ended up knocking one of Uppity's shelves which had a £200,000 gemstone on top of it. Mr Uppity tried to catch the diamond before it hit the floor, but he failed miserably. The diamond smashed into a million tiny bite size pieces, and Mr Uppity sat on the floor crying. As Little Mrs Splendid whom Mr Uppity had planned on proposing to; came into the house and upon seeing Mr Uppity on the floor covered in a mess of broken diamond shards she remarked, "oh Mr Uppity you really are clumsy!" Following this incident, Mr Uppity conspired with Mr Grumpy to assassinate Mr Clumsy when he was awarded the clumsiest person of the year award. Sadly, their assassination attempt failed miserably, and long story short they were forced to work here.

Richard Bagg was here due to his propane company being burnt to the ground by a dodo whose name I will not mention out of fear of him hunting me down for royalties. Yes, you really have to pay this damn dodo royalties if you even think of going as far as to mention his name. Richard was already known to have a bad temper after he drank an incredibly smelly protein shake right before he took the Medical College Admission Test (MCAT), and this ended up costing Richard his dreams of going to Northwestern Medical School. Mighty Eagle on the other hand or the other feather I should say had no real reason to be in our class. According to Lady Birkshire, Mighty Eagle was in our class because he was a rather aggressive dancer, and it was the music of the great Rick Astley that brought out this change in him. He once skinned three birds to death just because they insulted his choice in music. Although to be fair over the years this account has been greatly doubted by many bird historians so perhaps society is to blame.

In anger management, we often watch DVDs of old kids show. These DVD's are intended to serve as calming devices for our anger problems. Most of the shows we watched were pretty terrible, and consisted of some of the worst TV show's in history including Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Veggietales, My Friends Tigger & Pooh, PJ's Bedtime, and so and so forth. One worth noting is that none of the DVD's shown were official licensed DVDs. All of them were dodgy bootlegs, and each episode had been edited to include some kind of religious message near the end. For example, at the end of one of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse episodes it featured Mickey, Donald Duck, and Goofy meeting up with the Pope in the Vatican. The reason Lady Birkshire was able to obtain these bootlegs was because her grandson worked in a warehouse up in Michigan which produced bags upon bags of bootleg DVD's. Birkshire's grandson would then sell her these bootlegs in exchange for small cash bribes.

In all honesty, I could probably spend this entire pasta talking about all the weird religious messages included in some of these bootleg DVD's, but sadly there just isn't enough time for that. All I can say is that none of these bootleg DVDs even the one which featured Mickey and his friends smoking weed with the Pope could rival these disgusting episode of Sesame Street we were forced to sit through. It was the most vile, infuriating, and smelly episode I have ever set my eyes upon!

It all started on a chilly afternoon; I had gotten to my anger management class 20 minutes late because I'm quite the arsehole. Well at least, I'm self aware and humble about it so that's got to count towards something right? Before heading inside the office, I had a chat with the bartender. He was very scary for someone who looked remarkably like Rabe Maniels, but he told me that he had a dream to one day perform music like Mozart. That's just really beautiful in my opinion! Regardless, I made my way inside the office and saw that Mighty Eagle was trying to pick pocket some donation money from a collection that Lady Birkshire had sitting underneath her hammock. "I got it. There must be at least two G's here boys!" Mighty Eagle proclaimed happliy as he stuffed the money inside his beak. Sadly, Mighty Eagle didn't really think that through as he ended up choking on the money and passed out. Richard Bagg attempted to give CPR to Mighty Eagle as he cried, "Grumpy you got to help me!" "I'm not touching him." I said bluntly as I then continued with, "I got better things to do. Besides, that prick of an eagle deserves to die after the Jagged Rock Incident." The Jagged Rock Incident was an incident which involved the Mighty Eagle crashing into a ferry. It might not sound that bad, but then you stop and realise that the ferry was published by Konami.

Lady Birkshire appeared in the office not long after, and she was carrying a very skinny blank DVD case. "So what we doing today then?" Mr Uppity asked in a rather sarcastic inflection. Lady Birkshire started setting up the DVD player as she then proceeded to explain because she is pretty dumb she forget her notes for today's lesson at her house. So, improvising, Lady Birkshire suggested that we instead spent the lesson watching an episode of Sesame Street which will appeal to all of us. "How so?" I asked curiously. "The episode involves Bert going to anger management." Lady Birkshire explained. I found this to be rather confusing. I mean why would Sesame Street of all things create an episode about attending anger management. Are they seriously trying to teach kids that being angry is wrong, and that they should supress all feelings of anger. If so then that's just sick! Also, during this exchange, Lady Birkshire neglected to mention that the episode was an official Sesame Street episode, and that she and her friends in the Easily Offended Knights of Nottingham had provided all of the voices.

The DVD started by showing an extremely bloody weird commercial. The commercial featured Captain Qwark advertising a brand of aftershave to Governor Jones. In order to demonstrate the power of the aftershave, Qwark ordered Governor Jones to lean back on a barber chair as Qwark began applying the aftershave to Jones' beard. After doing so, Governor Jones' beard turned green, and his mouth started foaming. As it turns out the aftershave has loads of dangerous side effects, but Qwark had neglected to test it on anyone before using it on the governor. Always a man of great improvisation; Captain Qwark pulled a chainsaw as he proclaimed, "if you don't like the sight of blood then you may want to close your eyes!" Thankfully, the clip ended before we could witness the aftermath of Governor Jones' surgery. Since this was after all a bootleg DVD there was no main menu. Instead, the episode cut straight into the actual episode with no theme song or anything!

The episode started with Bert trying his best to get some shut eye, but he was jolted out of sleep by Ernie who was busy eating cookies in bed as usual. "Ernie why do have you eat cookies in the bed?" Bert asked. Oh man where I do even start! Okay to give credit where credit is due the puppets looked like they came off the set of an actual Sesame Street episode. The voices on the other hand were not something to write home about I'll be honest with ya. They were dubbed over by a German man and his son. The father voiced Bert while the son played Ernie. They were incredibly German whatever that means and as such it took them ages to actually get their lines out. For shame! Ernie then proceeded to ignore Bert's question by instead asking a question of his own. "What's the time Bert?" "Oh gee I don't know Ernie go back to sleep." Bert answered as he used his pillow to cover his head in an attempt to fall asleep faster.

Not taking no for an answer, Ernie got out of bed, and crept his way over to the bedroom window. He opened the window up, and gazed out at the evening sky. The moon was green like my ass as Ernie's neck began to elongate. No seriously, Ernie's neck began to stretch out the window like a giraffe or some shit. "WHAT TIME IS IT?" Ernie asked in a voice so loud and so raspy it caused Mighty Eagle to spit out the pound notes which he had accidentally eaten earlier. "Hey what's happening? What's the story? Morning glory! What's the word hummingbird?" Mighty Eagle asked. We didn't bother answering him as quite frankly Mighty Eagle to put it in the bluntest way possible was not the most possible eagle. Back in the episode, Mr Krabs of all people stuck his fat sweaty body out from a nearby window as he yelled, "it's 3'o clock in the morning boyio!" He then proceeded to throw a squeaky boot right at Ernie's face which caused him to fall onto the floor in pain. I guess Ernie must have passed out as the episode cut to show a brand new scene.

Ernie was decorating the apartment for Bert's birthday. Ernie was putting some Christmas tinsel around the kitchen as he heard the doorbell ring. Answering the door, Ernie was pleased to see all of his friends had arrived. Well at least I think they were his friends anyway. There was no Big Bird or Cookie Monster or even Elmo. Nope one of the attendants to the party was a human college professor who introduced himself as Professor Charles, another was Moro, and lastly there was Ricky Recycle Bin. Ricky was Oscar The Grouch's understudy. However, Ricky was much colder the crueller muppet despite his jolly exterior. He was also a chain smoker. He smoked so fucking much that every time he came out from his recycle bin smoke filled the entire room. The smoke ended up destroying Bert's birthday cake. Ernie began panicking as Bert came into the apartment carrying some grocery bags. "Hey Ernie I was thinking lobsters for dinner what do you...." Bert was cut off as everyone in the room proclaimed, "surprise!" "Oh Ernie you shouldn't have!" Bert proclaimed happliy. "Hey are guys like in a relationship or something? I'm just asking." Ricky asked as he began tucking into Bert's birthday cake which for some reason Ernie had tried putting in recycling.

The group then sat down in the living room in order to exchange their gifts to Bert. However, Moro was the only one who actually got Bert anything. He got Bert a mop. A really horrible looking mop at that. The mop was rotten and burnt to a crisp while the stick had splinters coming out from it. "It's a mouldy mop wow how original." Bert said as he proceeded to throw the mop into a nearby trash can. "Why did I even agree to be in this episode?" Moro asked himself as he began sobbing heavily into his arm. You see; as a child Moro had no friends. His only friend was the mop. Moro and the mop did everything together. Sadly, Moro's wife Margret was very intimidated by the mop as it was a mop that killed her local washing machine dealer. So, she forced Moro to get rid of it. In truth, Moro thought that he was doing a beautiful thing by giving the mop to Bert. Sadly it was not meant to be. I mean I myself believe that Bert's actions were justified I mean did you even see the state of that mop? I mean Bert now had like 5000 splinters on his hand.

That's when Ernie decided that it was finally time to give Bert his surprise present. Yes, Ernie had remembered to get Bert a present after all. Ernie made his way into the bedroom, and when he came back he was pushing a massive box. It had Shrek wrapping paper on it. Bert was overjoyed, and proceeded to unwrap his present. He wasn't very impressed with what he saw. Out from the box came an eagle. The eagle looked incredibly dodgy. His eyes were bulging, and he looked like a monster hybrid eagle. "I've got something for you!" The eagle proclaimed as he then proceeded to lay an egg on Bert's head. Meanwhile, Professor Charles upon seeing the hybrid eagle he said rather awkwardly, "I mean really.... oh." That's when Charles lunged towards the eagle. However, he didn't think it through very well as the eagle moved out of the way which resulted in Charles running straight through the window. Poor old Charles! Bert then made his way over to the window, and looked out onto the streets of Sesame Street only to see that his car was getting towed.

Running outside the apartment complex, Bert tried his best to get the parking duty officer to reconsider giving him the ticket. The officer had even gone as far as to place a clamp on the car. "Hey it's not my fault you park an illegal parking space." The officer joked. He was quite a bastard that officer. This is when Bert finally lose his cool. He punched the officer right in the gob, and then took the handgun from the officer's waist coat, and used it to shoot the clamp off from his car. Bert got inside his car, and proceeded to go full on GTA as he began running over all the people of Sesame Street. Bert's GTA rampage came to a stop when the local lollypop man held up the stop sign. Bert got out from his car carrying a large baseball bat, and proceeded to beat the lollypop man to a pulp. "Well this was not what I expected." Mr Uppity remarked as he sipped on a cup of tea. Greedy bugger I say! Thankfully, Bert's rampage came to an abrupt end after he was tasered by the Sesame Street SWAT team. "Well that's what I call karma." Ricky remarked as he, Ernie, and Moro were watching all of this from their apartment window.

The episode then transitioned to show Bert sitting outside a classroom. The sign on the door read, "Anger Management 101." Eventually, the door opened up and Bert was allowed to come inside. The teacher of the class introduced himself as Doctor Bellwether. Bellwether was a graduate of Harvard Medical School, and formally worked as a plastic surgeon in Bikini Bottom. He had developed an addiction to plastic surgery after getting himself a face lift. He was eventually fired because it transpired that he was giving plastic surgery to people without their consent. One of these unlucky guinea pigs of Bellwether's sick twisted intentions just so happened to be Saucy Pat or Patrick Star if you happen to be an uncultured swine. Patrick was looking for a nose, and Dr Bellwether claimed that Patrick could take as long as he needed in order to find one to his looking. "I took a Hippocratic Oath which means I will not stop I will not stop. I will not stop or rest or cut a single toe nail until you're completely satisfied." Patrick attempted to tell Dr Bellwether that he no longer had any interest in buying a nose but it was far too late as Bellwether had ordered Patrick to be carried off into the surgery. He was quite the fish that Bellwether.

Anger Management for Bert weirdly seemed to parallel with my own current situation. There were only three other people in attendance to the class. This included Richard Fatchurd, Gaffer of the Tetley Tea Folk, and Telly. All three of them took turns explaining their reasons for joining the class. Richard Fatchurd was forced to join the class after he stole some collection money from a charity worker. The charity worker was collecting money for an ape crisis centre in Africa which was ran by none other than Kerchak. The court opted to send Fatchurd into anger management as they believed Fatchurd's temper was the real reason behind his greed. Sounds like a bunch of hot air to me!

Telly meanwhile had been assigned to the class after his fear of clowns became too much for him. In the span of two weeks, Telly killed six clowns who had been hired to entertain the children of Sesame Street in the annual Sesame Street Thanksgiving Parade. Although that's what the paper claimed as in reality no one ever proved that Telly killed those six clowns. Gaffer meanwhile had been sent to the class after insulting an incredibly fat man's weight while on holiday.

You see; Gaffer and his BFF Sydney were on holiday in Gran Canaria after winning the big jackpot prize which only be obtained by drinking tea from a 10 year old box of Tetley Tea. So I'd start saving up those damn Tetley tea bags if I were you! One day, Gaffer and Sydney were in the pool on a lilo when an incredibly fat man began making his way towards the pool. "Oh he sounds a few too many doughnuts hasn't he Sydney?" Gaffer joked. This joke ended up biting Gaffer in the arse as the fat guy then proceeded to do a cannon ball into the pool which caused all the water in the damn pool to go up into the sky. No joke, it actually put out the sun for a brief moment. Guess that fat guy won't be taking his place in the Sun now will he? Anyways, Gaffer's joke had appranately been overheard by Dr Bellwether who just so happened to also be on the holiday at the exact time, and he put in the necessary arrangements for Gaffer to join his anger management class. Not really sure why Gaffer being a bit of a prick would qualify him for anger management, but whatever just with it as that Bellwether ain't too bright ya know buster?

To make a long story short, Bert and the other attendants quickly grew bored of their anger management classes as Dr Bellwether was not a very good teacher as much as he claims to be. So, the foursome met in a pub one day where Gaffer made a rather shocking proposal. Gaffer suggested that the group rob the First National Bank of Sesame Street. "A bank job ay? Ain't that a little uh risky?" Bert asked as he took a sip from a glass of wine. "Perhaps but I've really done my homework on this one lad." Gaffer explained as he placed some blueprints onto the table. "How much money do you reckon is in that joint anyhow?" Fatchurd asked while he eating a chicken leg. "With any lucky we're talking somewhere in the lines of 200 mill. Per split." Gaffer then held out his cup of hot sweet Tetley Tea as he asked, "so are you in or out?" "Let's do it!" Telly exclaimed happliy as the foursome tapped their drinks together in order to cement their deal.

The heist took place two weeks later as Gaffer needed some time in order to case the joint with Bert. And so, the big day finally came, and outside the bank the foursome prepped themselves by dawning face masks and AK47's. "We'll have to move fast lads." Gaffer said as he then continued with, "Sydney's gonna be our getaway driver. Once we get out of Sesame Street, we'll catch the train to Peppermint Park. We'll hold up there for a month or two until the heat dies down. Once it does, we'll go our separate ways with each of us getting our own cut of the dough. We all clear?" Everyone nodded in agreement as Gaffer proclaimed, "then let's go do this thing!"

The heist went by somewhat well this was until Telly killed the bank manager. Telly was meant to order the bank manager to show him where the vault is. However, Telly being a very short sighted monster can't seem to keep his furry fingers off the triggers, and can you blame in all honesty. Well no you can't so don't even try! Things only got worse as Fatchurd after breaking the vault's door with his humongous belly ended up accidentally setting off the alarm. "Oh buggering buggerton lads we're sandwiched!" Gaffer yelled at the very top of his lungs as the foursome made their way out of the bank only to find themselves surrounded by the military. However, just as the military got ready to reign fire upon the group they were stopped by local social worker and sometimes a preacher Gabriel who said, "I may have an idea."

The foursome were put to work on a boat ran by none other than Governor Ratcliffe who was planning on setting sail for London. He was incredibly fat as he then nearly made his carriage break down as it pulled up outside the boat as it got ready to leave the harbour. Bert who was now dressed as a sailor looked out onto Sesame Street as the ship began sailing towards the open sea. He began to ponder if this was the place that he had been dreaming of. The episode then ended with the normal credits.

After seeing this episode, I could feel something changing inside of me. I felt this strange twinge of confidence that I had never felt before. I guess my classmates must have been feeling too, as we all huddled up together in a circle, and began whispering a whisper. "Oh my what are you whispering about? Care to share with a fare?" Lady Birkshire asked as she stuck her disgusting half rotten ear into our faces. "Oh no love I got a better idea. Get her lads!" Mr Grumpy proclaimed at the tippy top of his lungs as we then using glue were able to stick Lady Birkshire onto the ceiling. Our joy was cut short however as a policeman then showed up on the scene. "Hello what's all this then?" The policeman asked, but thankfully Mr Uppity was able to buy the policeman off by sticking a £200 note in the officer's pocket. The policeman pulled an incredibly saucy face and he rubbed Uppity's face affectionately before making his leave. Without even saying goodbye because I'm an arsehole, I then proceeded to make my way back to the countryside.

Upon returning home for the first time in months, I was dismayed to learn that Teddy in my absence had become the self described king of the countryside. He had become something of a tyrant. He starved his people, ordered senseless raids upon Corleone charities, and essentially become a very miserable bear to be around ya know? Depressed, I attempted to muscle my way into my kid brother's life again, but he felt no remorse for me. He cut all ties with me from that point forward, and completely disgraced without an ounce of dignity left I was forced to get a dead end job selling candy on the street to local street vendors. "Can I sell my candy somewhere?" I would ask as I sold my candy to an incredibly cynical bird. What a bird hole! I slowly came to the realisation that selling candy was far worse than attending anger management. Thankfully, my salvation was coming in the form of Mr Grumpy.

Feeling sorry for my plight, Mr Grumpy informed me that Captain Ahab was offering work for people who would sail with him in order to find the legendary Moby Dick. I agreed to go whaling with Grumpy, and he was able to land me a place in Ahab's salty crew. Now in all fairness, Captain Ahab was quite an arsehole as he had this really weird obsession of me climbing into the crow's nest. "It's okay Captain I'll do it." Mighty Eagle said but Captain Ahab was having none of that I tell you! "Not this time." Captain Ahab said bluntly. Also, Ahab was pretty dumb too as he often nailed golden coins upon the post which claimed to be our prize for killing Moby Dick. Moby what? Ha ha! Yes, we weren't actually getting paid for accompanying and assisting Ahab in his voyage, but car insurance what can you do ay? Also, Ahab kept thinking that we had forgotten why we were on his boat in the first place, and so each and every morning would sing us a sea shanty all about Moby Dick. "Moby Dick oh Moby Dick how squishy is your seamen?" Captain Ahab sang. Sometimes however, Ahab was very nice, and just came to wave at us while we worked.

During my time with Ahab's crew, I've come to realise that I have finally found a place to call my home. The countryside was never big enough for a bear like myself anyhow. This truly was the place that I had been dreaming of. I always knew that I was worth so much more than this provincial life, Was I going to ask Belle to be my wife? Well my friends that is sadly a story for another day. Stay another stay another day. Ha ha! Sorry that one always manages to crack me up! Oh don't look at me like that reader get a sense of humour, and then you can go on forever! Cause you and me gonna live forever! I mean maybe I just don't care how your garden grows, I just want to know how to fly. So, I as gaze out upon the murky green ocean I sigh happliy as I realise that I have finally found my home. I had finally won.