Bloonbusters Saga!/Mission 1-0

## **MISSION FILES**

Their's a weird ruckus! Better investigate it...

* ~~Learn the basics of this game.~~
* ~~Find the ruckus source.~~

## **MISSION**

### ***CUTSCENE**: Bloonbusters Unite!*

Ah... what A NICE DAY!Glad to be back!**BLOONBUSTERS**, THEIR'S A RUCKUS AT THE *GRASSY GROTTO*A ruckus!?IT’S TIME TO GO!(a **Sledge** attacks)
### ***BATTLE 1**: Sledge!*

**Sledge** intro! The **Sledge** *bounces* and *slams* the ground!Turn order deciding...**SLEDGE'**S SPEED: 50(makes the **Sledge** stop) EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!(they all do the flop)(*punches* **Sledge**)Wait, a “sledge” is a toboggan. I think you mean “sludge”.That's what they're called.(cause that attacks was before the round it doesn't count. Not sure about **Jack'**s speed but maybe **Exerub** goes first)So, whatcha gonna do?(uses *Rubber Shot* on **Sledge**)(11/20)My turn...(creates a *rage inferno*)(gets scorched and takes 8 damage) (3/20)Whose turn is it now?(**Sledge** *jumps* on **Jack**, doing 4 damage to him)(**Exerub'**s turn!)???(does a *rubber shot* on the **Sledge**, killing it)
### OVERWORLD

What now, Jack?Hey, I found **Monkey**’s balloon over there!(suddenly a *buzzsaw* hacks through him)(manages to somehow weld **Jack** back together) You okay, bud?Wasn't me! Maybe that dark-purplish guy!Don't see any dark purple guy.I thought he was their earlier!*YOU GOT IT WRONG: That was **Jackbot 5ive**, not me.**(Meanwhile, a dark six-shaped robot was in looking at them from the distance...)*OI CUT! THAT'S NOT WHERE THE BUZZSAW CAME FROM!**TSRITW** planned him to be a new fighter!Sorry kid, but I'm meaning the guy who shot that BUZZSAW! You'll see who ACTUALLY shot that buzzsaw.We can go North. Shall we go North?BOO!(he goes north with the other **Bloonbusters**)(follows them) I JUST WANNA JOIN!!!!!!(A **BLAWB** ATTACKS)
### ***BATTLE 2**: Blawb!*

**Blawb** intro! The **Blawb** bounces around and seemingly goes crazy.So?The **Blawb** bounces and it's heavy damage!CAMP! STAMP! LAMB! HERE IS **AMP**! (*electrocutes* **Blawb**)(takes 5 damage) (15/20)Am I next?(the **Blawb** is paralyzed)I THINK IT’S TIME!My turn, actually.Whatcha gonna do?BOUNCE ON IT! (*bounces* on the enemy, doing 6 damage)(9/20) (**TSRITW**, can you make your **Bloonbusters** page?)He says not now.*YOU ARE NOT GONNA SMASH ME IN FRONT OF THE SCREEEEEEEEEEN! (REVENGE OF THE FOURTH WALL BREAK!)*(*fists* the **Blawb**)(takes 4 damage. CRITICAL) (takes 9 damage) (splits into 2 sledges)Oh dang.(**Sledge One** attacks **Jack** and **Sledge Two** attacks **Sixbot**)I GOTTA DO THIS! (*zaps* the two **Sledges** with a *lightning ball*)(both take 5 damage) (critical for **Sledge 1**) (**Sledge 1** dies) (**Sledge 2** remains)Also, **6ixbot**’s my father. Call me **RoboSix**.(*rubber shots* the **Sledge** and kills it)That’s it, right?Yep.
### OVERWORLD

Hey... I see something east. Let's check it- oh. Oh no.(**Obsidias** are torturing **fours**)OW OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWBring **Poe Tree**/**Haiku**.Got it.The **Obsidia**...His name is spelled “**Poe Etree**”. Get it right.Who said that? (looks around) Eh, whatever...(whispering) Those are the **Obsidia**! Evil sadistic warriors!(whispering) We gotta tell **Cuatro** about this!DON'T MESS WITH MY **4OURS**! (*electrofires* the **Obsidias**)Hey **Cuatro**! Nice sombrero you got there. I also like your electrofiring powers.(bad idea! all the **Obsidias** get some *ghost exterminators*)I DON’T NEED YOU ANY-FOUR!(one has a *poltergust* and charges the *strobulb* to max and flashes it at **Cuatro**)*(another (good) ghost called **Halle2ja** gets sucked in instead and revealed his evil side, **2wocifer**)*THANKS FOR GETTING RID OF **HALLE2JA**! NOW I CAN TERRORIZE **NUMB3RVILLE** ONCE MORE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!My kids (**Cuarta** and **Al & Evan**) would not like this.(**Obsidias** outnumber the **Bloonbusters** but the **Bloonbusters** were warped back to the **HQ**)Guys, we should prepare next time. Their could be lots of them lurking around!I can summon one of my cousins, **BlackJack**!GOOD IDEA!HELLO! MY NAME IS **BLACKJACK**, EXTREME EMPEROR OF RANDOM TRIVIA!!!!!!Aren't you just Killer K Knowledge?No, that’s another person!ZERIOUSLY. [sic]Sorry to keep you waitin'...Anyway... (goes back to the **Overworld** and *sucks up* all of the **Obsidias** into a *Huge Mess of Trivia*) You’re welcome.Cut? I mean, the Black Obsidian are the main anta- DARN IT! I SPOILED IT!WHATEVER, MISSION CLEARED!Next mission?