Small Ng

Gordon Ng is a D&T teacher in LSC.

#### Early Life

Small Ng was spawned in a small town called Cape Town(Capital of South Africa). It's father was a bus driver, it's mother was a D&T teacher. It had an elder brother and a younger sister. We lived happily in that town.

One day, Small's father was promoted to be the chief bus driver from his bus company in Hong Kong. In order to compensate his goblin looking pet. His family packed their personal belongings, sold their house and went on the ship. After two days, they arrived in Hong Kong. He enrolled at La Salle College and lived in Ho Man Tin, where he needed to take a bus every day to get to school safely.

But Xìngfú de shēnghuó bìng méiyǒu chíxù hěnjiǔ/ peaceful does not held long , since Small Ng was spawned like a goblin, his father can no longer tolerate hig ugliness. So father Ng left his family, but he was later found dead from a carriage crashed carried by snails crash. The whole family was very sad so it's mother decided to teach D&T again. Small Ng's results at school was very poor, except for D&T.In order to pass the DSE(Hong Kong Diploma of Secondary Education), he made a dirty deal with the Mafia boss, Bus Ng aka "Za Busdo" , who would help him make a fake certificate stated that he passed the DSE exam. In exchange, he would need to go back to La Salle College, his old school to teach D&T. He accepted the offer and the deal was made.

(according to "The CTY show Special edition:Write my life(8745's)" https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AlRLdl4lR7xzKciHFPRGlx\_rsET9fLbROnNbQ6ugjf0/edit)

#### Teaching Career

Gordon taught D&T at La Salle for 29 years and constantly trolled by students. He always take a bus to work after the car crash of his father. LOL

#### Chase the Bus

One day, Gordon was late for the bus. He chased it, but then he fell over and broke his leg. He was rushed to the hospital and his brain was replaced with grass. He has since then become mentally ill. He often falsely accuses and punishes students. This incident also became a scandal among LSC students.

#### 2019: Trolled by AMU members

AMU members entered LSC in September 2018 and started trolling Small Ng soon after.

In late 2019, Small Ng invented the Ng's Theory and taught it in the form 2 classes.

Grassman and MrSniperCorn composed Bus Chaser and Ngvana to troll Gordon Ng.

#### 2020: War between the D&T department and the AMU Times

AMU members decided to start a war between the D&T department and the students in 2020.

AMU members successfully raided the online classroom few days later.

Small Ng then seeked help from the Principal.

The school officials caught 4 of the rebellion.

They were punished.

The AMU Times was discovered.

Small Ng won the war.

**2020: the letter to school**

Mr. Gordon Ng is being rude to us and this is causing huge problems in La Salle College. For solving this problem, we report Mr. Ng by emailing to the principal. We must not let this problem continue and we can't let Mr. Ng teach in LSC anymore. Please also tell this message to your loved ones, parents and siblings. We hope this mission succeed.

### Personality

Gordon Ng is a dumb fuck

written by Gordon Ng