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Lords of Brelyria

The Lords of Brelyria are the aristocratic elite. There are five great families in Brelyria, all of which can trace their lineage back to one of the Progenitors. There are many more lesser aristocratic families, none of them with a title greater than Baron. In descending order, the noble rankings are Duke, Marquis, Earl, and Baron ("Do Men Ever Bark" is a fun pneumonic that you can use to remember the order).

## Noble Ranking and Peerage

### Duke

A Duke is the highest form of Nobility, and is second only to the king. They rule over Duchies, of which there are two in Brelyria--"..." in central Brelyria, and "..." on the southern peninsula. Each one of the Duchies is governed by a Duke, who oversees the counties therein. Before the Brelyrian Civil War, there were two Dukes of Brelyria, Being Arganon Larousse and \_\_\_\_\_.

### Marquis

A Marquis is an earl of a borderland between two nations, or between one country and a frontier (A "March"). They are much more prevalent on the continent, where there are many boarders and frontiers. However, one earl was given the title of Marquis in the latter days of Brelyria, as his lands boarder between Brelyria and the Highlands to the North. While the Marquis de \_\_\_\_\_ answers directly to the king and is not governed by a Duke, he is less powerful than a Duke but more powerful than an Earl.

### Earl

An Earl (or a Count on the continent) governs a county.

### Baron

Barons are the lowest ranking nobles, living in manor houses and having the most contact with the lower class. They may be summoned to Parliament to represent their (and their serfs) interests.
Gum's The Word

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On A Stick"

**"Gum's The Word"**, Way to Die #261, is the fourth death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On A Stick", which aired on August 3, 2010.

## Plot

There was a con-man named Raul, who poses as a dentist to swindle old ladies and steal their money. When he realizes that his new target has bad breath, he goes to the bathroom for mints. He ends up mistakenly swallowing denture whitening tablets. He responds to that by drinking dissolved denture cleaner (thinking it was water). The two denture products destroy his insides and he dies in 10 minutes due to lack of oxygen in his blood.

*"Raul was a fake, who lied to get what he wanted. In the end, you can say he died of...truth decay."*
Tyr's Justice

Every child in Moran knows the story of Leon D'Argent of Ludof, who defended the realm against an demonic onslaught in the time before the world was broken. Accounts vary, but all include this divine weapon. Gifted to D'argent from Tyr, this weapon initially appears as an old, rusted, entirely mundane hand axe. The current location of Tyr's Justice is unknown. Some rumors suggest that it was buried with D'Argent. Other's say that it was destroyed in the battle with Draador, and other's still suggest that it was laid to rest below the temple in Ludof.

Divine senses allow the wielder to see that this weapon has been forged by Tyr and, despite its current state, holds incredible potential, but nothing more may be revealed. The weapon changes forms and becomes more powerful with each blow dealt to a fiend.

### Tyr's Faith

Appearing in the form of a simple battleaxe, Tyr's faith tests the wielder's belief in the power of Tyr. An attempt to appraise the weapon reveals that it is completely worthless, and may even fall apart in ones hands in the heat of battle. Until used on a fiend, the axe deals 1d8-1 slashing damage, and has a 25% chance of falling apart on a successful hit, but can be repaired with an action. Once used on a fiend the axe appears significantly more sturdy. It no longers falls apart in your hands, and does a standard 1d8 slashing damage. Once a fiend has been slayed, a radiant light shines from it. Tyr's Faith now deals and additional 1d6 radiant damage.

### Tyr's Might

Once Tyr's Faith has been used against a demon with a CR 7 or higher, it becomes Tyr's Might. The handle elongates and the blade doubles in size, and an additional blade appears on the other side of the handling. Tyr's might is a +1 magical greataxe, which deals an additional 2d6 radiant damage.

### Tyr's Justice

Once Tyr's Might has been used against a demon with a CR 14 or higher, it becomes Tyr's Justice. The second blade disapears and the blade extends even further. Tyr's Justice is a +2 Halberd, dealing 2d6 slashing or piercing damage, and deals an additional 3d6 radiant damage. The halberd also offers protection from death. When the wielder's HP falls to zero, Tyr's Justice restores them to half health. They recover no spell slots or other features. The character rises on their next turn. As they are resurected, holy light shines from their body, dealing 5d6 radiant damage to any creature within 5 feet. However, Tyr's Justice immediately reverts to Tyr's Faith, having all the holy Magic expelled from it at the death of it's weilder. This feature cannot be used again for 30 days.
Kirmoore

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## Emerald City

Kirmoore has ornately designed wall that are the color of green glass. This ornate design clashes with it's otherwise dullness, which is due primarily to the lack of Magic within the city limits.

### Rubles

Rubles is a run down inn on the east side of Kirmoore. It costs 2 gold pieces per night, and dirty patrons can pay an additional gold for access to the bath.

### The Great Fountain

This 50 foot tall statue is dedicated to the destruction of the wizard overlords that ruled Kirmoore many years ago, as well as the "Savior from the East" that was born of Cybeth Kirmoore in the years following the Eruption of Mount Thandur. An ornate golden statue adorns the center, depicting galant man with a sword in his outstretched arm, standing on a horde of wizards. This area, being bordered on three sides by the public market, is a popular meeting place.
Bubbly Unicorn

**Type** | Dippers

**Bubbly Unicorn** is a Tasty Big Dippers Marshmallow from Series 1 Dippers. She is found in mystery packs.

## Appearance

Bubbly Unicorn is a pearl pink marshmallow with a shut eye and no mouth. She has a snout and very fain blushed cheeks. Her horn is gold and she has a tuft of bright fuchsia hair and an orange bow.

## Trivia

* Her toy version is darker in color than her art.
Tali-Bombed

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On Arrival"

**"Tali-Bombed",** Way to Die #123, is the fourth death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On Arrival" which aired on December 6, 2009.

## Plot

Abdul and Habeeb were preparing to load a suitcase full of explosives, so they could blow up a police station. While loading the suitcase, they were talking about famous people, like Miley Cyrus and Jerry Seinfeld. They set the bomb to go off at 1:45 PM (which was one hour away from the current time, 12:45 PM) Fortunately, Daylight Savings Time took effect, and Abdul lied to his watch, so it was already 1:45 and the bomb exploded, killing both Abdul and Habeeb by incinerating them until nothing was left but bits and pieces.

*"In death, Abdul and Habeeb had learned one valuable lesson about life: it's all about timing."*

## Interviewees

* Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehad
Steward-death

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "The One About Dumb People Dying"

**"Steward-death",** Way to Die #701 is the fifth death to be featured in the Season Premiere "The One About Dumb People Dying" which aired on February 8, 2011.

## Plot

Valerie, an extremely irritable flight attendant and she was ready to retire after eight years on the job, and this was her last and final flight. She served peanuts, pretzels, and any other foods or beverages on the plane she was in. Due to turbulence, the pilot informs the passengers to fasten their seat belts. Valerie ignores the plea, and gloats at one of the passengers. As soon as she started gloating, the fuselage of the plane cracked, and Valerie was ultimately sucked out. Unless one has their seat belts buckled, one can expect to be sucked out of the airplane. As Valerie was falling to her death, due to high force winds, extreme cold, and lack of oxygen, she died before she hits the water of the Pacific Ocean.

*"The next time you're on a flight, keep your seat belts buckled. Try to ignore the hostile stewardess, and remember, the closest exit may be...right above your head."*

## Interviewees

* Jean-Claude Demirdjian - Airplane Pilot
Bejeebus

*"Wing thy feet and strike wind for the far horizon! Flee! Flee like you have never fleededed before!"* - Bejeebus to Omega

**Bejeebus** (a parody of the biblical Jesus) was redirected into Limbo on his way to the second coming after his virgin mother threw herself down a flight of stairs, causing her to miscarry. This resulted in his soul being sent to the place where all unbaptized babies go. He somehow has a beard and is senile, implying that his age did not reset after his first death.
Mary Lou Rectum

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "The One About Dumb People Dying"

**"Mary Lou Rectum",** Way to Die #755 is the second death to be featured in the Season Premiere "The One About Dumb People Dying" which aired on February 8, 2011.

## Plot

Andrea, who was a very bitter gymnast who lost her chances at being an Olympic star, and her beleaguered partner, Sally, practice in the gym for a Las Vegas show. After belittling Sally on her trampoline skills, Andrea, who said "Watch me because this is how you do it!"... and then attempts to dismount off the trampoline herself. Unfortunately, she lands on top of one of the supports for the parallel bars (which was left out by a worker trying to fix the bars) between her rectum and vaginal opening and fatally impales herself, and she dies.

*"Andrea was a bitter gymnast who took out her frustrations at her friend. If Sally was a little meaner... she would have told her friend Andrea... to "stick it up your rectal uterine pouch, bitch."*"

## Interviewees

* Aimee Zanonni - Former Gymnast
* Dr. Michael Kurtz - Medical Practitioner
The Sundering

Though this deterred trade for many years, the two continents were able to maintain some trade through magical portals that had opened up between the two regions. This all changed drastically within the first 150 years after the sundering. Two events were primarily responsible for the disappearance of these portals, but a many historians argue for a third event that played an indirect influence.

## Rise of The Cult of Leviathan

*Main Article: The Cult of Leviathan*

The most significant influence was the emergence of the Cult of the Leviathan on the Eastern Continent. The cult systematically killed many of the conjuration wizards in the east (a school of magic that had gained from infamy with the eruption of mount Thandur) and destroyed many of the largest and most used portals in Egron and the lands in the west (?). This cult was hunted down and mostly destroyed, but every now and then rumors surface suggesting that the cult has returned.

## The Great War

*Main Article: The Great War*

Second was the great war in the West, which gave birth to Brelyria, the Wildlands of Clan Bruenor, and others. When trade with the east stopped, power dynamics shifted, favoring countries with the ability to trade via magic portal. This was further complicated with the destruction of several portals in the east, shifting the power away from some countries. The subsequent struggle for power left the remaining portals in ruin, sealing the east and west away from each other for nearly 1,000 years.

## Disapearance of the Grand Library

*Main Article: The Grand Library of Avalon*

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None of these events would have caused so much turmoil if not for the disappearance of the Grand Library of Avalon, which housed many tomes of ancient magic. This event, coupled with the assassination of many wizards at the hand of the Cult of Leviathan led to a relative dark age of Magic on the eastern continent, as Avalonian mages were regarded as the best in the east--if not the entire world.
Knights of Heaven

## Overview

The Knights of Heaven (KoH) were a Knightly Order in the Brelyrian Military. Unlike most knightly orders, the KoH selected members through "divine ordination", even when they were not of nobel blood. In practice, ordination involved testing physical skill and mental wisdom, with all successful members allowed in. Due to the secrecy of the order, some speculate that divinity had little to do with the Knights, with some critics suggesting the order was far more nefarious. Regardless, details about the orders religious affiliation are closely guarded.

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Premature Endings

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | ""Sor-Dead Affair""

**"Premature Endings"**, Way to Die #1000, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Sor-Dead Affair", which aired along with "Locked and Low-Dead" as the one-hour season finale on February 29, 2012.

## Plot

Most of Sharon Levy Memorial Hospital's patients were dying of different causes ranging from germs, toxins, injury, illness, catastrophe, calamity, and their own stupidity.

There was one patient, however, that stood out from the rest; he is dying peacefully from old age. He is at the end of a long and healthy life, having been faithful to his friends and family.

His daughter, who was oblivious to the other patients, was the only person to see him go, and while she's sad to see him pass on, she's glad to know that he's going to a much better place.

"*In the end, the choice is yours. You can be a total moron, die a victim of your own stupidity, and wind up on our show, or live a long and sensible life, and go home and watch it. All this time, **1000 Ways to Die** has been an instructional manual... for how to live."*
Crash-endo

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death Bites!"

**"Crash-endo",** Way to Die #76 is the third death to be featured im the episode "Death Bites!" which aired on December 9, 2009.

## Plot

May was a talented violinist. In her mind, her greatest anatomical treasures were her hands. But May did have one major flaw, one sour note in her symphony of beauty and talent, she was a total klutz. In other words, she is clumsy. One day, as she was going out to perform at a concert, she rolled on top of her ankle and falls down a flight of stairs. Refusing to break the fall with her hands, May slams her head against the wall near the bottom of the steps, cracking her skull and killing her.

*"May's hands were her lifeline. Too bad she was always one foot away... from death."*

## Interviewees

* Steven Huber - Composer/Musician
* Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
Easy Slider

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On A Stick"

**"Easy Slider"**, Way to Die #418, is the second death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On A Stick", which aired on August 3, 2010.

## Plot

Two pool hoppers named Trudy and Dennis break into a pool of a house under construction. They nearly get killed by a loose plug in the water but they still live. Dennis gets drunk, playing with a nail gun and a sawzall and tries to slide on a piece of plastic into the pool. He fails to notice a nail sticking out of the plastic and slides onto it. The nail cuts open Dennis's stomach and tears out his guts, causing massive bleeding, sending him into hypovolemic shock and killing him soon after; at that point, Trudy screams in shock.

*"As the sun sets on another unfortunate death, let's offer a heartfelt goodbye to our latest dumbass. "Happy en-trails", Dennis!"*
Mine Over Splatter

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On A Stick"

**"Mine Over Splatter"**, Way To Die #337, is the third death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On A Stick", which aired on August 3, 2010.

## Plot

Three former Viet Cong soldiers are arguing about what is the best aphrodisiac and decide to settle the score once and for all by playing Russian roulette. The three all dodge the bullet in the gun they use for the game and feel so invincible that they stomp the ground, which sets off an underground land mine left over from the Vietnam War that was buried underneath their shack. The explosion demolishes the shack and leaves nothing but a bunch of body parts raining down.

*"For some soldiers, the war is never over. For these guys, they should have quit while they were ahead, and an arm and a leg...you get the picture."*
Wet Dream

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "The One About Dumb People Dying"

**"Wet Dream",** Way to Die #331 is the first death to be featured in the Season Premiere "The One About Dumb People Dying" which aired on February 8, 2011.

## Plot

Don, a man with a habit of crossdressing while high, finds himself handcuffed and tied to his waterbed after a party the night before in New Year's Eve Party. He nailed two women on his waterbed in the new year's party, and they handcuffed him on the bed's arms, leaving a note behind--one of them was named Kate. Don, who screams for help (though no one comes to his aide), struggles trying to escape, but the heel on one of his stilettos accidentally punctures the waterbed. As the water level rises, Don, unable to free himself, slowly sinks under 200 pounds of waterbed water and, unable to get his nose and mouth above the water, eventually drowns.

*"Don spent New Year's Eve Party 1986 partying like it was 1999. Too bad he never made it that far."*

## Interviewees

* Dr. Steven Burstein - Interventional Cardiologist
Kirvan Loore

Kirvan Loore is a slaver in Kirmoore. He has some affiliation with Margaret, the wife of the mayor in Luthe Ada.

The Landess Knights Society discover that Kirvan is actually a Rahkshasa, and realize that they are nowhere near strong enough to defeat him. They retreat and come up with a plan.

## Trivia

In the first episode of part 2, it was stated that Kirvan's name was Rakou, but due to poor note taking no one could remember what his nake was, and it was changed on the fly.
Kung Pao Pow!!!

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "The One About Dumb People Dying"

**"Kung Pao Pow!!!",** Way to Die #365 is the third death to be featured in the Season Premiere "The One About Dumb People Dying" which aired on February 8, 2011.

## Plot

With China's population being estimated at 1.4 billion people, the deceased end up at a mandatory crematorium run by Chung Li, who is also a corrupt thief and grave robber. He would strip a deceased body of anything of value and then put them in the burning chamber so they can be burned into ash and bone. His next deceased person was Mr. Wang, who died of what was thought to be a lightning strike two days earlier, and his burn wound near his heart is visible. After Chung relieved Wang's gold-capped teeth, and set the body in the burning chamber, the body explodes, blasting the metal door off its hinges, flying and decapitating Chung cleanly.

It turns out that Mr. Wang didn't die from lightning after all. An autopsy would have revealed that Wang died after being struck by a piece of a weather rocket, launched in response to a month-long drought. The canister that releases rain-inducing silver iodide into the atmosphere failed to detonate and hurtled itself back down to Earth, embedding in Wang's chest. Little did Chung Li know, the explosive was buried deep in Wang's chest, and when the flames in the chamber activated, the canister finally heated up and detonated.

*"If Chung Li had any sense, he would've remembered the Ancient Chinese proverb saying, "Have greedy heart, lose greedy head."*
Ekaterios (Skaros) Ice, Quartz Winglet, Jade, Male

Real Name: Skaros

School Name: Ekaterios

Nickname: Ekat, Rio

Age: 5

Gender: Male

Tribe: IceWing

Appearance:

  Build: Rio is of average build, a little small, but lean and very fit. He is a good fighter and sports a scar or too from training. He is pretty handsome, except for the gnarled half of his face, in which the eye is a white, blind mess.

  Coloration: Icy-blue scales with dark, grey-brown eyes. He has lighter brown flecks in them, whitish underscales, a sheen to his scales overall, and lastly, dark tipped horns, spikes, and wings.

If Secret Shows In Appearance, How They Hide It: He wears a beautifully carved mask. It is white, with a snowy grey tint. The desogn is that of snowflakes, ina tribal patterning, or like a tree. There appears to be a polar-bear like shape to it too. It is made of a skull, and enchanted to have different colors, a nice sheen, and change its design should he want it to.

Personality: Stubborn, secretly playful and silly. He pretends to be a snob. The rest will develop in the RP.

Crush: Same as Remulus, it will develop.

Major Secret(s): Mangled face from an accident when he was younger. Hates fire and NightWings because of it now. He can also freeze small things in time. He jopes to make that bigger things.

Minor Secret(s): His major secret (face) applies as a minor secret depending on who he is keeping it from...

Fears: Rio fears not making friends, failure, and being bested -particularly by a NoghtWing

Hopes: He hopes to be the best, maybe find a girl (or at least friends) and win a serious competition.

Disabilities: Mangled face, blind on that side,

Winglet: Quartz

Tribe/Winglet Enemies: Again, that will develop.

Other: Secrets
Fótbítr

The Heavenly Knights carried magical blades to be passed on to their successors. These weapons went through a ritual which replicated a portion of the wielder's soul. This fraction is then stored within the blade for future training and guidance of the new wielder.

The wielder must spend time attuning to the magical weapon. This is done through meditation while holding the weapon.

## Fótbítr

After Ryany Germinas' death, Paul took up is weapons and armor. Unknown to him, the blade was magical. After meditating with Alyosha, he entered the realm of the blade and met one of the Heavenly Knights whose essence resided within.

## Abilities

While Branson, the Guide is summoned, the wielder can cast Find the Path once per day
UninTented

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On Arrival"

**"UninTented",** Way to Die #590, is the third death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On Arrival", which aired on December 6, 2009.

## Plot

Brad goes camping with his new girlfriend, Fiona. Fiona asks Brad if he had sex on a first date. After they set up the tent, they have sex. Brad discovers quickly that Fiona is a nymphomaniac (sex addict). Fiona kicks Brad out because he isn't doing so well. She locks herself in the tent and decides to do satisfy herself instead. Fiona then takes a while to achieve satisfaction, moaning vigorously. Suddenly, just before Fiona completes her task, a freak wind shows up and pulls the tent off the ground, taking the howling Fiona for a wild ride until the tent lands on a tin roof of a cabin. When the owner of the cabin looks over, he opens the tent and gasps in shock at this, seeing the dead Fiona there. After Fiona has hit the roof of the house, she dies because of a crushed skull.

*"Fiona got off, took off, and never came back."*

## Interviewees

* Robert Fovell - Professor of Atmospheric Science
* Dr. Lesile Kobayashi - Trauma Surgeon
Squirreled Away

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "The One About Dumb People Dying"

**"Squirreled Away",** Way to Die #274 is the sixth death to be featured in the Season Premiere "The One About Dumb People Dying" which aired on February 8, 2011.

## Plot

A customer walks into a taxidermy shop, only to be scared off by Norman, who is foaming at the mouth. So what happened to Norman? Norman ran a taxidermy shop deep within the woods, and found plenty of animals to not only stuff and mount, but to eat as well. One day, Norman kills a squirrel he finds in a tree, and eats it (on the rare side) as a sandwich. A few days after eating the squirrel, Norman begins to suffer from rabies because the rabies virus can live up to 24 hours within a dead carrier. The virus infects Norman's nervous system, causing him to die a slow painful death from organ failure and the inability to think properly and breathe on his own.

*"Norman stuffed animals for work, and ate them for fun. But after he bit it into the wrong one, Norman turned rabid, and was done. You silly wabid."*

## Interviewees

* Gary Robbins - Taxidermist
* Dr. Pavel Bindra - Cardiac Electrophysiologist
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Fatally Gourd

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "The One About Dumb People Dying"

**"Fatally Gourd",** Way to Die #870 is the seventh and final death to be featured in the Season Premiere "The One About Dumb People Dying" which aired on February 8, 2011.

## Plot

Dwayne and his buddies go pumpkin chunking using a homemade pumpkin cannon at his farm. Meanwhile, another man named Luther is stealing pumpkins from the farm across to sell on the black market. However, Luther chose the wrong farm to pick pumpkins, as he was right in the middle of the shooting range. Luther ducks down and avoids the first few shots but just as he stands up to make his escape, one of the pumpkins from the cannon makes contact with Luther, and the stem of the pumpkin impales his heart, killing him instantly.

*"Dwayne and his buds were just a bunch of good 'ol boys getting some yucks. Luther was just a bad boy making some illegal bucks. When Luther met Dwayne, it gave us a good idea for a new show: **1000 Ways to Pie**! You want another slice of that, Luther?" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

## Interviewees

* Chris Weisbart - DIY Technology Expert
* Dr. Michael Kurtz - Medical Practitioner
Bull-Heavia

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Deadliest Kitsch"

**"Bull-Heavia",** Way to Die #642 is the first death to be featured in the episode "Deadliest Kitsch" which aired on October 24, 2011.

## Plot

Javez was a middle-easter dictator who used televised rants against the United States of America to make a point for his country. But in private, he loves America almost as much as he loves his own country! He even had his own private room filled with americana decore & items. The item he liked most in his crazed collection was a mechanical bull he called "Old Smokey". All his troubles went away whan he rode it. When he was riding it one day, Javez began to grow impatient & told his assistant Amed to speed up the bull. Javez spun eraticly on the bull, until Amed accidently hit the stop button & Javez flew right off his mechanical steed.......& right on his model of Washington D.C. where the Washington monument model he dicribed as "Looking like Camel-penis" punctured through his heart & sturdum, & out his back. much to the astonishment of Amed. Javez's strange oppsession with the US ultimately led to his demise, but through all this carnage, a question lingers, was Javez really a bad guy?

*"Javez's love for America was strange, but misguided. In the land of the free, he was nothing but one more dead bad guy."*

## Interviewees

* Tom Metcalf - Historian
* David Svoboda - EMT
Wrath (Sparks) Sky, Copper Winglet, Puppy, Female

Real Name: Sparks

School Name: Wrath

Nickname: Whatever they call her

Age: 3

Gender: F

Tribe(s): Sky

Appearance: Red-orange scales with milky, slightly lighter swirls. Amber eyes. Amber-ish spots, golden teardrop band earring in one ear. Average height, but on the tallish side. Horns are golden-amber-yellowy color, as are underwings. Skinny, slightly frail-looking.

If a Secret That Shows in Appearance, How They Hide It: Blames skinniness and cough on disease, like Brim  Rift.

Personality: Will develop later

Crush: Might develop later, available for crushing on

Major Secret(s): Fireborn's twin, which means that has almost no fire. Hence real name, "Sparks".

Minor Secret(s): Fireborn twin, always sick.

Fears: Slight sickness will rear up and kill her, Sister will be discovered.

Hopes: Sister will stay safe, won't have to breath fire in public.

Disabilities: slightly sick at all times, too skinny.

Winglet: Copper

Tribe/Winglet Enemies: None

Who Chose School Name: Sister, trying to be helpful.

Other: LAFAYET! I'm takin this horseman's a'reins, makin those redcoats redder with bloodstains! LAFAYET!...
Andros Jamath

Andros is the son of one of the most wealthy and powerful merchants in Luthe Ada. He first came into contact with the party when Alyosha and Paul attended the mayors banquet. He was disrespected by Alyosha, a slight which he did not forget. Later that week, when the party attended the party at the Merchant's house, he stormed in and challenged Alyosha to a duel. He was defeated and disgraced. The party took his sword and shield and gave it to Mane in the Barbarian mountains.

Andros harbored a grudge against the party, and sought revenge after they returned to Luthe Ada, attacking them while they celebrated their victory in the Barbarians. He discovered that Jason's true identity was Ivan. He was, again, defeated and disgraced. His comrades were both killed, requiring that their corpses be reanimated in Avalon.

He does not want the word of this defeat to get out, though he still harbors a grudge against the party. His father sent him to Avalon to keep him from getting into any more trouble.
Inquisi-Torn

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On A Stick"

"**Inquisi-Torn",** Way to Die #919 is the sixth death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On A Stick" which aired on August 3, 2010.

## Plot

Father Gomez was an inventor who designed torture devices. He was denounced as a heritic during the inquisition. His life began to take a turn for the danger zone because he also invented something he called the Spanish Donkey and he (Gomez) was the (first and final) victim. He is then placed on his own device and slowly is split to death.

*"Was Father Gomez actually guilty of anything? The court ruling was...a split decision."*

## Interviewees

* Cathee Schultz - Curator, Museum of Death
* Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
Forked-Up

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On Arrival"

**"Forked-Up",** Way to Die #714, is the second death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On Arrival", which aired on December 6, 2009.

## Plot

Bernie and Casar decided to get high at work. Marijuana for breakfast. They get so high Casar decides to drive a forklift around while Bernie is tied behind on a scooter with rope tied around his waist. Unknowingly the rope gets stuck under a car wheel. Casar doesn't notice because he is listening to music. The rope tightens harder and harder around Bernie's waist and eventually he is split in half, much to the horror of Casar.

*"Bernie and Casar thought getting high at work was fun. What do you think now, Bernie?"*
Suffer-cated

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Deadliest Kitsch"

**"Suffer-cated",** Way to Die #820 is the third death to be featured in the episode "Deadliest Kitsch" which aired on October 24, 2011.

## Plot

Floyd is a famous bike rider. He keeps a chamber in to relax. However, he trained so hard, his girlfriend moved out, leaving behind the dog, whose named was Lance. Lance needed some water but Floyd wasn't giving any of his water to drink. Not only that, he talked smack to Lance by calling him names. As Floyd, who injected steroids onto the vein of his left arm, went inside of the chamber, Lance reached for the water but accidentally turned off the oxygen in the process. 20 minutes later, Floyd woke up and was knocking his own homemade chamber tank doorside down. He suffocated to death. Lance gloats and drinks the rest of Floyd's water.

*"In the end, Floyd went bye-bye. And Lance? He just lapped it up."*
Becky Banana's Donut Delight

**Becky Banana's Donut Delight** is the eleventh Num-Nom Snackable webisode.

## Summary

*Becky Banana spends the day playing with a donut!*

## Synopsis

One day Becky Banana spots a strawberry donut in a nearby donut box. She takes it out and starts to run around while playing with it, eventually finding herself in it's middle until it comes to a hault and falls over. Somewhat dizzy, she gets out of the donut and starts bouncing on it until she gets it on it's side again and it rolls away.

Meanwhile, Ava Apple is keeping herself occupied by stacking several tea cups. She panics upon spotting Becky and the donut and quickly gets in front of her stack to keep her away. Becky stops the donut and hops out of it, asking permission to keep playing- but only for Ava to refuse. She points out her tea cup stack and insists she turns back, but when Becky tries to get around her the Nums don't see the donut roll behind them until it collides with the stack of items and spills them over.

Infuriated, Ava gets to work cleaning the popcorn that fell and shoos Becky away. But while she cleans she doesn't realize how close to the end of the counter she is and falls off, barely hanging on to the object she was cleaning with after it gets stuck. Becky hears her and quickly comes to her aid, using her donut and some string to pull her to safety.

In a better mood, Ava invites Becky to play with her and together they resume stacking tea cups. Then they hop down and bounce on the donut together.

## Characters

* Becky Banana
* Ava Apple

## Trivia

* This Snackable features the shortest amount of Num-Noms visible.
	+ It is also the only one without any Noms appearing.
Ralston, The Wanderer

Ralston The Wanderer is an adventurer, known primarily for fighting fiends the world over. He is the only Aasimar ever recorded in the world of Brelyria. Accounts of his deeds are most often though of as mythical or legendary, but some suggest that these stories are true, and that Ralston has been reincarnated several times to fight evil. This belief is especially popular in the eastern reaches of Moran, where legend has it that Ralston aided Leon D'argent in the defense of Ludof during the Eruption of Mount Thandur.

Ralston is a very real character in the world of Brelyria. Though most people believe his story to be legendary, the truth is that Ralston has appeared at several turning points throughout time to keep one horde of evil or another from destroy the world of men. He uses the Aasimar stats and often appears as some divine class (though he operated as a monk during the Eruption of Mount Thandur). His spiritual guide is a female angel (most often a deva, though sometimes a more powerful Planetar) named Valandras.

### The Eruption of Mount Thandur and the Defense of Ludof

Most retellings of the Eruption of Mount Thandur include the defense of Ludof,
Linia nr 11 - MZK Bielsko-Biała

## Linia nr 11

**Aktualna trasa:**

**WARSZAWSKA DWORZEC -** Wałowa, Piłsudskiego, Lwowska/Krakowska,
Żywiecka/Osiedle Grunwaldzkie, Żywiecka/Hotel, Żywiecka/Leszczyny,
Górska/Bulwary, Górska/Partyzant, Górska/Piekarnia, Górska/Kościół **-** **STRACONKA LEŚNICZÓWKA**

**STRACONKA LEŚNICZÓWKA -** Górska/Kościół, Górska/Piekarnia,
Górska/Partyzant, Górska/Bulwary, Żywiecka/Leszczyny, Żywiecka/Hotel, Żywiecka/Osiedle Grunwaldzkie, Lwowska/Krakowska, Piłsudskiego, Wałowa, 3 Maja/Dworzec **-** **WARSZAWSKA DWORZEC**

Wybrane kursy docierają do przystanków:**STRACONKA ZAKRĘT / WARSZAWSKA FIAT / WARSZAWSKA TESCO**.

Linia 11 BISLinia 11 BISJelcz M11 na linii 11Na linii 11 czasami można spotkac przegubowe MercedesySolaris Urbino 12 W69 mija kościół w Straconce11 pod hotelem Ibis HotelConecto mija Stadion Miejski, którego początki sięgają 1927 roku. Gruntowna modernizacja, a raczej budowa od podstaw rozpoczęła się w sierpniu 2012 roku.
## Historia linii nr 11

Początki linii do Straconki sięgają czasów przedwojennych. Przed I wojną światową pojawiły się także pierwsze próby zastosowania motorowych omnibusów. 15 kwietnia 1908 roku ruszyła linia z Białej do Straconki, z jednym kursem dziennie. Prowadzona była przez prywatnego przewoźnika, istniała do wybuchu wojny w lipcu 1914 roku. W 1930 roku pod znakiem firmowym BBSEiK ruszyła linia relacji **Bielsko Plac Chrobrego - Straconka**.

Linia nr 11 została uruchomiona w 1973 roku w relacji **Pstrowskiego - Straconka**. Wkrótce jednak linia została przeniesiona na ulicę Armii Czerwonej, późniejszą Warszawską, gdzie do dzisiaj kończą swe kursy podstawowe jedenastki.

W latach 80-tych istniały wariantowe kursy 11, oznaczone czerwonymi cyframi "11" z napisem BIS kursujące na trasie ze **Straconki Kościoła** do **Fiata** (niektóre kursy relacji Krasińskiego - FIAT).

W Straconce autobusy kursują do przystanku **Straconka Leśniczówka** (pętla obok punktu czerpania wody i Leśniczówki) oraz **Straconka Zakręt** (pętla tuż przed pierwszym zakrętem na Przegibek).

Po otwarciu po 2000 roku hipermarketów **Tesco** i **Sarni Stok** linia wybranymi kursami została wydłużona do ww. hipermarketów.

**1 września 2015** roku zostały zlikwidowane kursy do **CH Sarni Stok**.

**DNI ROBOCZE**

 11/2
 11/3
 >>> 20/3

MEGA - autobus przegubowy, MAXI - autobus 10,5-12m, MINI - autobus klasy mini

**SOBOTY**

MEGA - autobus przegubowy, MAXI - autobus 10,5-12m, MINI - autobus klasy mini

**NIEDZIELE**

 11/2
 >>> 17
 >>> 30
 >>> 35

MEGA - autobus przegubowy, MAXI - autobus 10,5-12m, MINI - autobus klasy mini
Work of Fart

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death Bites!"

**"Work of Fart",** Way to Die #103 is the second death to be featured in the episode "Death Bites!" which aired on December 9, 2009.

## Plot

Arnold was a fat freak in training for his frat-house's fart competition. He hired Max Beers who was known as "The Gas-Master", for the reason that he was the best at sphincter workouts. After a bunch of workouts, Max was ready to give Arnold a "test burn", not knowing how flammable farts were (as they contain methane gas). He lights a lighter in front of Arnold's butt and Arnold lets it out. Arnold's fart was so big that it was enough to light Max on fire and he died. At the end Arnold screams, "Oh my God, my fart killed you!"
Death Bites!

"**1000 Ways to Die**" Episode 14.

Originally aired December 9, 2009.

-- This is the Original Episode --

On April 6, 2005, in Omaha, NE. A travelling salesman with a fetish for fat women meets an extremely overweight woman, seduces her and manages to get her to have sex with him. She passes out on top of the man after climaxing and suffocates him.

Alt names - Plumper Humper

**Trivia:** This segment has also been used for "**Death By Request -- Award Winner**".

### Work of Fart

Way to Die #**103**

On March 3, 2005, in Boston, MA. To prepare for a fraternity farting contest, a college student hires a flatulence trainer known for his unconventional methods. The trainer applies a lit blow torch to the student's buttocks and is killed when the student's gases set him on fire.

### Crash-endo

Way to Die #**76**

On September 9, 1996, in New York City, NY. A talented but clumsy violinist who worships her hands rolls on top of her ankle and falls down a flight of stairs. Refusing to break the fall with her hands, she slams her head against the wall when she reaches the bottom and dies of a skull fracture.

### Vermin-ated

Way to Die #**505**

On August 4, 2003, in Macon, GA. A convicted robber on the run hides in a drainage pipe and gets stuck. Later that night, rats appear and start eating him alive, eventually eating into his brain.

Alt names - Mort's Bad Day

**Trivia:** This segment has also been used for "**Top 100 Deaths**".

### French Fried

Way to Die #**105**

On December 23, 1988, in Milwaukee, WI. A French maid performs for a dying elderly millionaire in bed who is hooked up to a respirator to bring oxygen into his body. The maid plugs Christmas lights in and wraps them around herself, which causes the house's circuits to overload and the power to go out. The respirator stops operating, and the man dies from lack of oxygen.

### Bomb-Bino

Way to Die #**803**

On June 27, 1994, in Palermo, Italy. An Italian man who made the mistake of borrowing money from the Mafia without being able to pay them back is forced to dig his own grave as two mobsters, ignoring his pleas, have a picnic nearby. While digging, the man unearths a World War II fragmentation grenade, which he throws at the mobsters' picnic area, not knowing what it is. The grenade explodes in the mobsters' faces, killing them instantly, but the man is spared because the mound of dirt he created from digging acted as a barrier.

### Die-Agra

Way to Die #**186**

On November 4, 2001, in Darien, CT. A woman in a failing marriage secretly grinds up three Viagra pills and puts them into her husband's beer in an attempt to "jump start" his sex drive. The man then gets a call from his mistress and takes three more Viagra pills before going to her house. The mistress later drops another three pills into his beer. During sex with his mistress, too much blood rushes to his penis because of the 900 mg overdose of Viagra, depriving his brain of blood and eventually killing him.

Alt names - Too Much Medication

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JamesTherHAMPMaster 15:55, January 24, 2013 (UTC)
Yuki (Klondlike) Ice, Silver Winglet, Simber, Male

Real Name: Klondike

School Name: Yuki

Nickname: Yuk (Yook)

Age: 7

Gender: Male

Tribe(s): Ice

Appearance: Pale blue, mostly white.  His eyes are startling pale blue.  His horns are metallic silver!!!  His tail spikes are sharpened and metallic silver.  His blood is metallic silver.  His underbelly is also metallic silver.  His wings are tipped in metallic silver.  He has little silver spikes on his wings on the frames.  He has a giant metallic silver scar across his right eye, instead of an eye he has a silver metallic cyborg eye.

If Secret Shows In Appearance, How They Hide It: He can't hide it...

Personality: OPTIONS

Crush: Rift

Major Secret(s): He is kinda sorta partially metal and stuff...  Not really metal but metally stuffy stuff.

Minor Secret(s): NERP

Fears: EVIL SEAWINGS (Or Kurts...)

Hopes: He will develop the ability to hope... No, he hopes for unlimited guavas.

Disabilities: Fruit addict, anything that can happen to metal can happen to him.

Winglet: Silver

Tribe/Winglet Enemies: SeaWings

Who chose school name: He chose his name, trying to take on a new identity and life.

Other: SECRETS, ALSO, YOU'LL BE BACK!!!!!!
Flashfire (Blazerunner) Sky, Quartz Winglet, Lightning, Male

Real Name: Blazerunner

School Name: Flashfire

Nickname: Flash

Age: 7

Gender: M

Tribe: Skywing

Appearance: Scarlet red scales, black wing membranes, underbelly, claws, and horns, green eyes. Golden yellow lightning shaped scales across his sides.

If Secret Shows In Appearance, How They Hide It: He paints over the lightning bolt markings.

Personality: A bit of a jerk. Cocky, prideful, sarcastic, can be somewhat annoying at times. When it comes to liking someone, he shrugs it off at first, and tries not to care, when in reality, he does. Very competitive.

Crush: None.

Major Secret: He was born with all of the speed of his twin brother, Whirlwind, who died in his egg. Because he has double the speed and agility of a typical Skywing, he's able to run and fly faster than most Skywings.

Minor Secret: None.

Fears: That he'll end up making a fool of himself in front of everyone, having his pride shattered.

Hopes: That everyone will remember him, and he'll go out in a blaze of glory if he does die.

Disabilities: None.

Winglet: Quartz

Tribe/Winglet Enemies: Nobody as of yet.

Who Chose School Name: He chose it because it sounded cool and was different enough from his real name to use.

Other: Secrets.
Tapir (Sugar Glider) Rain, Silver Winglet, Vampire, Female

Real Name: Sugar Glider
School Name: Tapir
Nickname: None
Age: 4
Gender: Female
Tribe(s): RainWing
Appearance: Always sticks to gray and silvery colors. If she's feeling particularly happy, maybe a few spashes of black.
If Secret Shows In Appearance, How They Hide It: By sticking to gray and drab colors, like stone-y colors... And avoiding touch.
Personality: Has gotten bitter after years of hiding secret, and has become mistrustful as well. Is suspicious of everyone but is nice when you get to know her.
Crush: Will find out.
Major Secret(s):Is an animus and went sort of crazy with making flying coconuts and talking sloths when she was little, so now the edges of her frills, tail, horns, claws and spines on back have turned to stone. Hence the drab colors.
Minor Secret(s):HATES PINEAPPLES, BUTTERFLIES AND FEARS LIZARDS. (no offense to all those people out there who enjoy any of these things)
Fears:As I mentioned, fears lizards, death, and her animus powers.
Hopes: for everyone to forget her and leave her to brood in her black and white and really depressing world.
Disabilities: Duh, she can't totally camouflage, and she has to stop everyone from trying to touch or comfort her in any way, which is super hard when you have to constantly look depressed.
Winglet: Silver
Tribe/Winglet Enemies: None so far, but will probably get some.
Other:secrets
Chasm (Remnant) Night, Copper Winglet, Sparrow, Demigirl

Real Name: Remnant

School Name: Chasm

Nickname: N/A

Age: 5

Gender: Demigirl (Sie|Hir|Hir}

Tribe(s): NightWing

Appearance: Short and wiry, but still has a powerful aura. Her scales are jet black and her wings are dark indigo, with her star-scales arranged in an abstract pattern that shows some resemblance to a circuit board. Her eyes are blue-green and a slightly narrow. Her claws, horns, and wing-claws are pale silver.

If Secret Shows In Appearance, How They Hide It: N/A

Personality: Revealed in RP.

Crush: N/A

Major Secret(s): She's the daughter of two dragons executed for being murderers and traitors to the tribe.

Minor Secret(s): Her great-grandmother was a SeaWing, and for some reason, it was an oddly powerful gene, so now her fire has a different kind of glow to it, but it is only noticeable if you observe it closely.

Fears: Her majour secret being discovered, white fire, and execution (she doesn't fear any other kind of death, though, just execution).

Hopes: Being accepted within her tribe, and for intertribe relationships to be peaceful - she doesn't care if it's friendly or not, she just wants it neutral - again.

Disabilities: N/A

Winglet: Copper

Tribe/Winglet Enemies: N/A

Who Chose School Name: She picked it herself; a favourite character in a scroll she's read.

Other: Secrets.
Kuni (Firecracker) Sky (Sky/Sand), Jade Winglet, Simber, Female

Real Name: Firecrackle

School Name: Kuni

Nickname: Kuni

Age: 5

Gender: Female

Tribe(s): Sky/Sand

Appearance: She is a color like bright orange blazing fire.  Her eyes are blazing and the color of gold.  She has wings that are quite hard to control, because they are medium size.  One of her horns is missing the tip of it, and the other is very dull.  Almost never smiles.  Long scar across her snout.  She is missing a claw thingy.  Her claws are very dull as well.  Her tail barb does nothing, but look scary.  When you squeez it, it squeaks.  She is pretty small.

If Secret Shows In Appearance, How They Hide It: NERP, not really.  She just looks a bit more orange as a SkyWing.

Personality: Nerp in all different languages.

Crush: Sake

Major Secret(s): She can be killed by one swipe if it is by an IceWing that has royal blood.  Oh, she's also a hybrid.

Minor Secret(s): IceWings that glow in the dark can easily get her attention, and she is cursed to fall instantly in love with any she sees.

Fears: Meeting a glow in the dark IceWing....

Hopes: Never meeting a glow in the dark IceWing...

Disabilities: Umm... Check appearance

Winglet: Jade

Tribe/Winglet Enemies: Everyone she dislikes...

Other: SECRETS...