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Questing Flynn

***Questing Flynn*** is the two hundred and fortieth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* Flynn is an ever-curious boy navigating the 4th grade when a mysterious storm shows up near the school. Hearts open up and secrets are revealed as everyone tries to discover what the purple and gold cloud is. Meanwhile, a teacher is on an adventurous and sweet vacation in the Florida Keys.

## Episode Description

Zach and Jess are here with a story of weather, substitute teachers, open journals and open hearts. *Questing Flynn,* might seem like your average school-kid story but just wait until Act 2. With songs like, *"Leave it For You to Find," "That Storm has Lakers Colors,"* and *"Every Key Lime Pie in the Florida Keys,*" you'll be wishing for your own time storm to listen to again and again!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Miss Chamomile, substitute teacher (actually Helena Zarbon, harnesser of time loops)
* Marjorie
* Brent
* Teacher on Florida vacation

### Zach Reino

* Flynn
* 6th grader with an elf hat
* Brent's mom
* Principal
* Curtis

## Songs

* "Put Down Your Hand"
* "Leave It For You to Find"
* "I Like This Hat"
* "I Would Love to Have a Butler"
* "That Storm has Lakers Colors"
* "We're Teaching You How to Learn"
* "Ho Hey, Are You Okay?"
* "Every Key Lime Pie in the Florida Keys"
* "Sexy Lady Picture on the Ground"
* "The Perfect Slice of Key Lime Pie" (Finale)
Attorney at Love

***Attorney at Love*** is the thirteenth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Nicole Parker. The musical follows the loves and lives of the lawyers in the case of The State vs Reginald Catharsis in the matter of train corruption.

## Episode Description

The incredible Nicole Parker (*Wicked*, *MAD TV*) joins Jess and Zach to star this legally-amazing new musical with attorneys, astrological signs, trains and much more. You won't "object!" to "Nobody Says No To Michael Buble," "Train Game," "Are You Ready to Tell the Truth," or any of the show stoppers in this awesome episode.

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Njenn, the DA
* Cafeteria Worker #1
* Cafeteria Customer #1
* Court Stenographer
* Witness Protection Girl
* *Dancing with the Stars* Judge (either Len Goodman or Carrie Ann Inaba)
* Reginald Catharsis, Baron of the Trains and Defendant
* Jury Foreman
* Juror #1
* Juror #2

### Nicole Parker

* Claire Montgomery, Defense Lawyer
* Cafeteria Worker #3
* Juror #4

### Zach Reino

* Trial Judge
* Cafeteria Worker #2
* Derrick Amtrak
* Robert, a Paralegal
* Bruno Tolioni, *Dancing with the Stars* Judge
* Juror #3

## Songs

* "This is Trying (At This Trial)" (4:42)
* "Tell Us Your Sign" (9:40)
* "Small Players" (15:20)
* "Good for You" (22:25)
* "Nobody Says No to Michael Buble" (27:10)
* "Train Game" (33:00)
* "The Cross-Examination Tango" (40:00)
* "Attorney at Love (Finale)" (46:20)

Closing Song:

* "The Last Part of Every Party " (Deep Cut) (52:35)
Every Place I Cry Returns

***Every Place I Cry Returns*** is the one hundred and ninth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Ross Bryant and Nick Mandernach. There's no improvised musical this episode, listeners! Welcome Every Place I Cry back on the feed as they jam out in the studio Off Book was supposed to record in this week.

## Episode Description

Jess and Zach are locked out of the studio again while Every Place I Cry, the emo band with 4 lead singers including Neal Nocturne (Ross Bryant) and Moshe Black (Nick Mandernach), plus Aloysius Moody (Scott Passarella), And You Will Know Me By My Trail of Picks (Brett Morris) and Pain A’wiccans (Dana Wickens) record a doc of their latest studio session. With tear inducing tunes like “Make No Mistake (You’ll Never Be A Snake)”, “Make Room For Snacks”, and “Rumspringa!” you won’t be ashamed to release your true emotions after listening to this special ep.

## Musicians

### Brett Morris

* And You Shall Know Me By My Trail Of Picks, Guitarist

## Songs

* "Make No Mistake (You’ll Never Be A Snake)" (2:55)
* "Make Room For Snacks" (9:30)
* "Rumspringa!" (13:53)
* "You're Just a Skelly, Why Don't You Tell Me?" (19:30)
* "Toledo Chili Shack Jingle" (31:20)
* "Put On Your Meat Clothes" (34:37)
* "The Sharing Song" (43:55)
* "Work For Warmth" (51:45)
Marvel Sing-ematic Universe (Part 2): Clark and the Stargazer

***Marvel Sing-ematic Universe (Part 2): Clark and the Stargazer*** is the two-hundred and seventeenth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It is also the second episode of the ongoing musical Marvel Sing-ematic Universe. After being swept away into space to save his friends, Clark is taken to Stargazer's home and resists the magical room that gives him powers at a vast cost. Meanwhile, Stargazer and his assistant Delilah have a lovely day at Ikea.

## Episode Description

It's the second installment of the musical Disney's lawyers are calling "an obvious violation of IP." If you missed the first one, who cares, this one is new. If you don't know anything about Marvel, don't worry, this isn't about those dudes. Tune in for the adventures of Clark, Delilah, and the mysterious hero, the Stargazer, as they attempt to feed a hamster, shop for furniture, and name all the rooms in Stargazer's mansion.

## Musical Cast

### Zach Reino

* Stargazer, superhero
* Chef Mario, chef in Star Mansion
* Hamster

### Jessica McKenna

* Delilah, Stargazer's assistant
* Clark
* Space duck

## Songs

* "All in the Note" (5:42)
* "Which Room Does it For You?" (10:12)
* "This Room is Good (Prismatic Room)" (18:36)
* "A Furniture Store" (24:28)
* "My Light" (33:20)
* "Power (But Before 10am You're Confused by Words)" (43:43)
* "Suddenly Stargazer" (48:07)
Soap Opera!

***Soap Opera!*** is the two hundred and twenty-sixth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical*. It features guest Kelly Marie Tran. As the public unravels the fact that all soap is soap, everyone is doing everything they can to put their own stake in the matter. We follow the rich Big Soap, scientists, and athletic townspeople in this battle for the truth.

## Episode Description

Drama! Intrigue! Bubbles? Zach and Jess are joined by gem of the universe Kelly Marie Tran (*Star Wars, Raya and the Last Dragon)* for *"Soap Opera."* When some scrappy civilians figure out that all soap is soap, Big Soap has to fight to keep control. It's a tale of wealth and power but also...Carson Daly? Songs include *"Soap is Soap," "Conditioner is Just Hair Lotion"* and *"Oops, that Snake Gave you Hives."*

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Tabitha Dawn, Big Soap
* Bradely, Big Conditioner
* Pierre, soap scientist
* The People's Revolution member
* Carson Daly

### Kelly Marie Tran

* Vlad Shmoops, Big Soap
* Bradley, Big Conditioner
* Britney Spears, soap scientist and popstar
* The People's Revolution member

### Zach Reino

* Jeremy No-Tears Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo, Big Soap
* Brentley, Big Conditioner
* Gunther, soap scientist
* The People's Revolution member
* Cameron, Britney fan
* Carson Daly fan

## Songs

* "Is Soap All Soap?"
* "I Will Never Show My Face To Someone Who Doesn't Love Me"
* "Conditioner is Just Hair Lotion"
* "Soap is Soap"
* "Oops, that Snake Gave you Hives"
* "A Reasonably Priced Two-Bedroom (In Mid City)
* "True, True Villainy"
* "New Colors Of Soap"
* "Shoulder, Shoulder, Hip, Hip"
* "You Think You Bursted Our Bubble" (Finale)

## Take That, The Beatles

* "All You Need Is Love? Yeah right, all you need is this song about hair conditioner."
* "Blackbird? More like Whackbird."
* "Yesterday is what you are. This is today."
* "Imagine."
* "Because the sky is blue? Yeah right, this song is better than you,"
Ono! Trial Separation

***Ono! Trial Separation*** is the fifty-seventh episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Kyle Dunnigan. It follows three men spending time together in a basement and listening to the experimental, avant-garde music of Björkeon Ono, and their wives upstairs who strongly disapprove.

## Episode Description

Kyle Dunnigan (Inside Amy Schumer) is back in the Earwolf studios to join Zach and Jess for a new musical with husbands and wives, World of Warcraft, and of course: bears. With songs like "Little Bit Trish", "Big Ideas" and "Gettin' Up the Stairs", you'll definitely have "Great Taste" if you listen to this ep. more than once.

## Musical Cast

### Kyle Dunnigan

* Nathan
* Björkeon Ono
* Debbie
* Trish

### Jessica McKenna

* Dirk
* Marjorie

### Zach Reino

* Chad
* Carly
* The Bear

## Songs

* "Great Taste" (6:09)
* "What's in the Basement?" (13:23)
* "Trial Separation" (19:37)
* "Little Bit Trish" (25:12)
* "Big Ideas" (31:47)
* "A World for You (In the World of Warcraft)" (36:26)
* "Food Lies" (41:08)
* "Gettin' up the Stairs" (43:43)
* "Husbands' Lament" (45:57)
* "Our Wives Are the Best Wives (Finale)" (50:04)

Closing Song:

* "I'm Free, Tell Me When" (New Phone, Who Dis?) (1:02:38)

## As We Say Every Week...

Bring it from the aft.
And if you're going to do some sports,
Do it on the port.

## Trivia

* When Zach says "Why do we keep talking about this?" regarding Duncan Jones, it's most likely an out of character reference to "Zigging Through Time," in which Jones appears as a character and Warcraft is discussed.
* Björkeon Ono's name (and to some degree characterization) is an amalgamation of Björk and Yoko Ono, two experimental musicians.
Straight to Bradway

***Straight to Bradway*** is the fourteenth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Rory O'Malley. The musical primarily follows the cast and crew of Moses Schmoses, a musical about Steve Moses, the best friend of the biblical Moses (here called Brian Moses). Due to infighting, the choreographer of the show, Brad, must find a whole new cast and crew before performing the show for Broadway producer Malcolm Lightwell.

## Episode Description

Tony Award nominee for *The Book of Mormon* and current King George III in *Hamilton*, Rory O'Malley, takes the stage this week in the new hit musical, *STRAIGHT TO BRADWAY*. This truly is a theatrical production about a theatrical production! With songs like "3 True Facts About Sally Struthers," "Underpass Lovers," and "10,000 Hours (With You)," you will be very (Malcolm) Glad(well) you tuned in...

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Passerby #1
* Penelope
* Karen Bumoffthestreet
* Sally Struthers

### Rory O'Malley

* Miscellaneous Passersby
* Broadway Producer Malcolm Lightwell
* Choreographer Brad

### Zach Reino

* Directer Curtis
* Passerby #2
* Actor Who Originally Plays Brian Moses
* James Bumoffthestreet
* Everyone's Butler
* Malcolm Gladwell

## Songs

* "Can Anybody Please Take a Flyer From Me?" (06:37)
* "Look at These Amateurs" (13:16)
* "Underpass Lovers" (18:00)
* "3 True Facts About Sally Struthers" (22:23)
* "Our Show, Your Show" (27:12)
* "One Thousand Hours (Times Ten)" (31:17)
* "Take This Table Read to the Maple Trees" (35:47)
* "You Gotta Vroom Vroom" (40:40)
* "GladLight" (42:50)
* "10,000 Hours (With You)" (46:44)

Closing Song:

* "Train Yourself to Be a Better Trainer" (King George III's Breakup Song) (55:27)

## Three True Facts

The Three True Facts about Sally Struthers are as follows:

1. Sally loves children;
	* She raises money for them on TV all the time
	* She wants to feed them hens
2. Sally was on a show called *All in the Family*
	* It may or may not be dandy
3. Her region of origin/where she first went to bed is heaven above

The Three True Facts about Malcolm Lightwell are as follows (although the third is more of a fourth fact about Sally Struthers):

1. Malcolm is Canadian
2. He wears glasses
	* They're iconic
3. Sally doesn't know if he knows that she's an angel

## Trivia

* Paul F. Tompkins accidentally walked in during the recording of this episode.
* After the song "You Gotta Vroom Vroom," Zach mentions that "There's a wolf preserve around here"—possibly a callback to *Wolf/Tuck: LIVE!*.
Crossover in New York

***Crossover in New York*** is the one hundred and seventy-sixth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Greg Smith. With the way different media love to intersect, it's never a boring day in New York City! See twins Trevor and Britney run their coffee shop crossed over with a printing press, candle making store, and geode business as heroes and villains alike come by and stir things up.

## Episode Description

Oh hi there, hello! This week Zach and Jess (along with Scott and Brett) welcome the delightful Greg Smith as they proudly present: Crossover In New York! Enjoy instant hits like “Just a New Yorker,” “Who’s Over This Crossover,” “That’s a Really Harsh Quipit,” “When You Vent,” and “What Is My Origin Story?”

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Britney
* Stan Lee

### Zach Reino

* Trevor
* Frank Advice

### Greg Smith

* Stanley
* Copper Boy/Iron Man
* Thanboy

## Songs

* "Just a New Yorker (Who's Over This Crossover)"
* "Do One Thing And Do It Well"
* "That's a Really Harsh Quipit"
* "When You Vent"
* "What Is My Origin Story?"
* "Let's Talk About Semantics"
* "Similes Of Life"
* Stretch And Grow, Bro/A New Day" (Finale)

## Trivia

* The full episode title is "Crossover in New York: New York, New York A Crossover Town, NYC Universe".
* This episode has a post-credits scene.
Creeps, Thieves, and Things with Wings

***Creeps, Thieves, and Things with Wings*** is the one hundred and twentieth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Drew Tarver, Dan Lippert, and Jon Mackey. The staff of Creep Memorial Hospital must deal with the scary troubles that enter their lives, supernatural or otherwise!

## Episode Description

Drew Tarver, Jon Mackey, and Dan Lippert of Big Grande join Zach and Jess for an all new musical packed with a hospital full of creeps, little larceny girls, birds, and more! With songs like “One, Two, Three, You’ll Fall Asleep”, “Satan Doesn’t Have A Car (God Has a Really Cool Car)”, and “Little Larceny Ladies”, it’s a musical full of monsters just in time to celebrate Halloween!

## Musical Cast

### Dan Lippert

* Doctor Jackson
* Patient that's been shot
* Man robbed by the larceny ladies
* Margaret/Peg
* Baseball coach
* Michael's dad

### Jon Mackey

* Doctor Igor
* Detective Jones
* Mansylvania son #2
* God

### Jessica McKenna

* Doctor Mansylvania
* Dorothy

### Zach Reino

* Doctor Hyde
* Henrietta
* Mansylvania son
* Michael

### Drew Tarver

* Doctor Robinson
* Guinevere
* Carol Mansylvania
* Satan

## Songs

* "One, Two, Three, You'll Fall Asleep" (6:23)
* "Satan Doesn't Have a Car (God Has a Really Cool Car)" (11:40)
* "Double Double, Toil and Trouble" (17:14)
* "Little Larceny Ladies" (22:08)
* "Room For More Birds" (27:05)
* "Late For Dinner" (31:45)
* "The Monster Is You" (35:10)
* "Vend Yourself Some Me Time" (36:47)
* "I Vant to Break the Cycle" (40:39)
* "Not a Monster, Not a Man" (47:46)
* "Daughters of Satan" (53:47)
* "Satan Doesn't Have a Car (God Has a Really Cool Car) (Reprise)" (Finale) (59:22)

Closing Song:

* "Halloween School Rule Masterlist" (Halloween Vibes) (1:01:40)

## As We Say Every Week...

you've kicked him in the back of the knees, then!

## School Halloween Rules

* Candy has to be individually wrapped.
* No pranks on Halloween day.
* Everyone must wear a sexy costume.
* There's a potluck, so bring marshmallow dishes.
* Have a full night's rest the night before.
* You are not allowed to bring pets to school.
* No movies during math.
* No cultural appropriation.
* Don't scare Mr. Friedman.
* Don't forget that Thanksgiving is around the corner, so start prepping.
Don't Ghost This Date

***Don't Ghost This Date*** is the twenty-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Jon Cozart. The musical primarily follows the romance of Jenny and Garth, two recently deceased ghosts, who go on a date, each unaware that the other is a ghost.

## Episode Description

YouTube sensation Paint aka Jon Cozart joins Zach Reino and Jessica McKenna this week for a ghostly musical with young love, breadsticks, and "Hot Toppings." With songs like "When Do You Say You're a Ghost?," "Yogurt & Breadsticks," and "Speed Dating," you'll be craving Italian food and more of these tunes!

## Musical Cast

### Jon Cozart

* Jeff
* Brian
* Track
* Hot Toppings Customer
* Cindy (Speed Dater)
* Little Jimmy (Speed Dater)
* Guy (Speed Dater)
* Luigi

### Jessica McKenna

* Movie Spoiler #1
* Jenny the Ghost
* Garth and Track's Friend
* Hot Toppings Manager
* Track's Mom
* Gus (Speed Dater)
* Kylie (Speed Dater)
* Jan (Speed Dater)
* Dominic

### Zach Reino

* Movie Spoiler #2
* Taylor
* Garth the Ghost
* Hot Toppings Employee
* Track's Dad
* Guiseppe

## Songs

* "Spoiler Alert" (7:01)
* "When Do You Say You're a Ghost?" (10:36)
* "A League of My Own" (15:15)
* "Recent Ghost" (18:39)
* "Alt Flavors (The Hot Toppings Song)" (23:30)
* "(Who Could Ever Have) A Better Son Than Track" (25:30)
* "Speed Dating" (37:00)
* "Yogurt & Breadsticks" (41:00)
* "Muncha Muncha Muncha Breadsticks" (44:58)
* "Guiseppe's Hot Toppings (Finale)" (49:30)

Closing song:

* "Diane's Glass Dish" (New Phone, Who Dis?) (1:00:35)
The Plan (Over and Over)

"The Plan (Over and Over)" is a song featured in *Musical Revolution the Musical (Revolution)*. James K. Polk and Richard F. Tumblekins try to think of a plan to stop Kuhlau's musical revolution.

## Lyrics

**Richard F. Tumblekins**

*(spoken) Oh no, I got it, I got it, I got it!*

**James K. Polk**

*(spoken) Okay.*

**Richard F. Tumblekins**

*(spoken) We do a little ditty, and then... It's so, so very simple.*

Scream really loud and don't stop screaming

Until you get your way.

Scream really loud and over and over.

Don't listen to what they say.

The easiest way to crush a revolution

Is just a word.

Over and over and louder and louder

So no one else can be heard.

**James K. Polk**

I thought something different

If we were not to make his song not work.

I think the biggest way to stop Kuhlau, what a jerk,

Would be for us to give him such fears

As we simply plug our ears.

**Richard F. Tumblekins**

*(spoken) That's better.*

**James K. Polk**

Plug his ears!

**Richard F. Tumblekins**

(*overlapping with Polk*) Over and better, or we could do it over again.

**James K. Polk**

Plug his ears!

**Richard F. Tumblekins**

(*overlapping with Polk*) Over and over and louder and louder, that would be another way to stop this, friend.

**James K. Polk**

Plug our ears!

**Richard F. Tumblekins**

(*overlapping with Polk*) Over and over and better and better and louder and louder and never stop.

**James K. Polk**

We'll make him shed so many tears,

When we hear his song but we plug our ears!

**Richard F. Tumblekins**

(*overlapping with Polk*) Over and over and better and better and that's the way to do it.

**James K. Polk**

*(spoken) So like?*

**Richard F. Tumblekins**

*(spoken) Uhhh.. L- Let's, let's do it your way.*

**James K. Polk**

*(spoken) Are you sure?*

**Richard F. Tumblekins**

*(spoken) Yeah, no, your way's good.*

**James K. Polk**

*(spoken) 'Cause you know I consider us equals.*

**Richard F. Tumblekins**

*(spoken) Uh, let's do this.*

So we can plug our ears at the first.

I am with you man to man.

After that, though, we should make sure

Everyone knows we co-wrote this plan.

You did the plan and I did the plan,

We just happened to use your plan.

So later when we use your plan, I was there

And everyone understands.

**James K. Polk**

Here are the words that you just fed it.

When I finish the plug ears, I'll give you credit.

I'll say this plan was me and my friend.

And that will be like the war's whole end

And then we will take our big whole plan

And we'll go and we'll grab and we'll grab that land.

This is for you and me,

Our Manifest Destiny.

**Both**

For you and me!
Karate Bird

***Karate Bird*** is a recurring crew character present in the studio during some *Off Book* episodes, and serves as a metaphor for the generally zany nature of the podcast.

## Origin

In *Limitless Visionless Vision Quest*, Jess said she was surprised that some listeners use *Off Book* to fall asleep, given the type of content present in the podcast. She clarified this concern by inventing a theoretical plot point "Wow, a bird's here and he needs to do karate!", to illustrate a typical episode. Zach then introduced "Karate Bird" as a new character in the studio, which has been mentioned in many later episodes.

## Trivia

* Many *Off Book* fans have drawn renditions of Karate Bird, including Fache Desrochers, Craig Schmidt, and JC Comstock.
Skyline Flight 314

***Skyline Flight 314*** is the fourth episode of *Play It By Ear*, a Dropout exclusive show. High in the sky, a flight runs into many troubles and situations that quickly spiral out of control.

## Episode Description

A musical, metaphysical trip on the wildest Chicago-to-Phoenix flight in airline history.

## Musical Cast

### Lilan Bowden

* Rebecca, flight attendant
* Air traffic control worker

### John Hartman

* Unlikable passenger
* Mark, flight attendant
* Air traffic control worker #2

### Jess McKenna

* Kathleen, pilot
* Bernice, flight attendant
* Passenger

### Zach Reino

* Rebecca, flight attendant
* Carl, co-pilot

## Songs and Prompts

Musical safety demonstration by the flight attendants with a rap verse.

* "Your Safety Is Our Priority" (2:36)

Longing song featuring the names of as many U.S. states as possible.

* "Looking For Love" (6:58)

The pilot and co-pliot are assessing the danger afoot because of turbulence.

* "Took It Out Of Airplane Mode" (10:15)

Complaint song including celebrity name-drops.

* "He Doesn't Like Richard Geere" (12:54)

Song between the plant and air traffic control with a lot of misunderstandings due to poor connection and static.

* "Skyline To Control" (15:54)

What's happening with the passengers?

* "Really Quite Nice" (19:25)

Checking in with the flight attendants.

* "Need A Little Light" (23:35)
* "You Can Have The Chaise" (25:25)

Wrap-up numbers featuring the phrase "honey roasted".

* "Maybe We'll Never Know" (28:00)
* "Landing Roll-Call" (30:00)
Shrimp Priest

***Shrimp Priest*** is the two hundred and sixty-fifth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Ethan Edenburg, Tom McGovern, and Eric Jackowitz, members of Wolves of Glendale. The episode follows a loose "jam sesh" format, wherein the hosts chat with one another and occasionally improvise standalone songs. In the first ever official FamBand with guests, Wolves of Glendale join the foray into songs about lettuce cups, nicknames, wearing a costume mask at all times, and the new upcoming hit movie *Shrimp Priest.*

## Episode Description

Awoo2you! Wolves of Glendale (Ethan Edenburg, Eric Jackowitz, and Tom McGovern) are back for a very special FamBand episode! Learn secret menu items at the P. F. Changs, must have wedding tips, must avoid cat purchases, and so much more. Stop reading this and listen already! #TheMaskStaysOn

## Cast

* Ethan Edenburg
* Eric Jackowitz
* Tom McGovern
* Jessica McKenna
* Zach Reino

## Songs

* "Lemme Tune My Casio" (0:20)
* "What Do You Want? (Secret Menu)" (5:50)
* "Cat Backpack" (12:08)
* "Shrimp Priest Trailer" (16:26)
* "Shrimp That Thing" (20:35)
* "Love Island" (24:56)
* "The Starting Five" (32:59)
* "The Mask Stays On" (42:25)
* "The Last Wishes of a Weirdo" (49:43)
Boom Boom Here Comes Hollywood

***Boom Boom Here Comes Hollywood*** is the forty-ninth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Eugene Cordero. New actor Felipe Velasquez gains a mom and a manager in Violet Movingpicture as she and her rival Michael Phelps go head to head, movies versus radio, in the bustling Hollywood scene.

## Episode Description

Improv and film superstar Eugene Cordero (Kong: Skull Island, The Dumbbells) joins Jess & Zach this week for a musical packed with old time-y movie stars, mom-agers, and Ryan Lochte (?!). With songs like "Party! Pizza Party!," "Boom Boom Hollywood," "A Movie Star & a Legally Blind Man," you'll want to audition for this show in a heartbeat.

## Musical Cast

### Eugene Cordero

* Felipe Velasquez
* Ryan
* Katharine Hepburn

### Jessica McKenna

* Assistant Director #1
* Mrs. Violet Movingpicture
* Lochte
* Other Felipe
* Female Felipe
* Felipe Twin #1

### Zach Reino

* Assistant Director #2
* "Jeremy"
* Michael Phelps
* Lime boy
* "Piñata Boy" director
* Felipe Twin #2
* John

## Songs

* "Party! Pizza Party!" (6:00)
* "Boom Boom Hollywood" (14:20)
* "Stitcher Premium" (18:42)
* "A Movie Star and a Legally Blind Man" (25:16)
* "A Confident Woman" (31:14)
* "Pinata Boy" (37:30)
* "I Was the Pants" (44:40)
* "Do It on a Podcast" (Finale) (51:40)

Closing Song:

* "Fitness" (Rap Alphabet) (59:00)
Scabby the Rat

***Scabby the Rat*** is the two hundred and ninety-sixth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guests Mary Lou and Philip Labes. In a story inspired by the 2023 writers' strike (ongoing during the episode's production), Scabby the Rat embarks on a journey to learn the true power of unions.

## Episode Description

The last time we had each of today's guests on the pod, the harmonies stopped us in our tracks. We assumed bringing them back together would result in a talent explosion that would destroy the world, and we were right! RIP the world. This week are joined once again by TWO Off Book legends, Mary Lou and Philip Labes, for a tale of solidarity, people of all intelligences, and of course... Philadelphia.

## Musical Cast

### Phillip Labes

* Candlemaker
* Fiddle player
* Scabby the Rat
* Gutter rat #4
* Ratatattattles guitarist
* Striking rat

### Mary Lou

* Fishmonger with above average intelligence
* Butcher
* Tiny Jim, Scabby's son
* Gutter rat #3
* Ratatattattles member #2
* The Phanatic
* Striking rat

### Jessica McKenna

* Piemaker with middling intelligence
* Baker
* Human businessman
* Gutter rat #1
* Ratatattattles member #1
* Rocky Raccoon
* Gritty
* Striking rat

### Zach Reino

* Bricklayer with low intelligence
* Meowy, Scabby's French cat/horse/loyal assistant
* Gutter rat #2
* Scabby the Rat AI
* London customer

## Songs

* "Do We Know Scabby?" (7:00)
* "A Pi-Rat, a Middleman Rat" (13:30)
* "Hasn't Had a Change of Heart" (19:00)
* "So Many Mouths to Feed" (23:00)
* "Being a Rat" (28:50)
* "Scabby AI" (33:30)
* "Hard Days Day, by the Ratatattattles" (40:00)
* "Philadelphia" (45:00)
* "A Pi-Rat, (No Longer) a Middleman Rat (Finale)" (50:00)

## As We Say Every Week...

I only like Two and a Half Men, from the original cast!
So Big, SO Brave!

***So Big, SO Brave!*** is a Stitcher Premium exclusive episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical*. The episode follows a loose "jam sesh" format, wherein the hosts chat with one another and occasionally improvise standalone songs. With a sneak peek of soundcheck, listeners are welcomed in to hear songs about childhood shows, varying levels of play enthusiasm, and AI lyrics about the Earth that are a little worrying.

## Episode Description

They said it couldn't be done but Zach and Jess (along with Brett, Scott and Dana!) put their soundcheck in this PREMIUM episode! Once the sound was checked - everyone got busy bringing you unforgettable numbers like *Not To Hurt Your Pride But I Was Probably Outside, Busy Unifying Saliva When You're On The Bus, I Don't Have The Information Necessary To Decide Many Things, Why Can't This Play Be Your Life?, Nature or Nurture The Beat!* and for the big 11 o'clock number a song with 100% AI-generated lyrics, *The Earth Is What You Make It When You Take It For Yourself!*

## Cast

* Jessica McKenna
* Zach Reino
* Scott Passarella
* Brett Morris
* Dana Wickens

## Songs

* "Not To Hurt Your Pride But I Was Probably Outside" (10:16)
* "Busy Unifying Saliva When You're On The Bus" (20:16)
* "Bring Back An Instrument (While You're On Vacation)" (30:14)
* "I Don't Have The Information Necessary To Decide Many Things" (34:12)
* "Why Can't This Play Be Your Life?" (47:58)
* "Nature or Nurture The Beat!" (53:11)
* "The Earth Is What You Make It When You Take It For Yourself" (These Lyrics Do Not Exist) (1:05:04)
Switched Off Book

***Switched Off Book*** is the one hundred and thirteenth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Nate Sloan and Charlie Harding. In this special crossover episode, Jess, Zach, and the band offer insight on the classic musical structure and the choices (musical and comedic) they make while improvising one. Between songs, Nate and Charlie start conversations and ask questions about what just happened, unraveling the processes of Off Book. Don't forget to stick around til the end to hear everyone play a rad bluegrass jam!

## Episode Description

On this very special episode of OFF BOOK, we join forces with Nate and Charlie of SWITCHED ON POP for the ultimate podcast crossover! While Jess, Zach, Scott, Dana and Brett do their improvised musical thing, the guys break down the sound and structure of a musical and ask all the burning behind-the-scenes questions of how OFF BOOK really happens! This is an episode you definitely don’t want to miss.

### Jessica McKenna

* Nurse Barbara
* Hospital Director Klein
* Cafeteria Boss
* Mary
* Window Cleaner

### Zach Reino

* Doctor Stan Sutton
* Curtis
* Steven
* Barnaby
* François
* Michael
* Produce distributor

## Songs

* "This is an Opening Number" (3:00)
* "Who Doctors the Doctor?" (10:10)
* "No One Can Escape My Doom (It's an Escape Room!)" (23:22)
* "Am I Missing Something?" (35:20)
* "Life is Hard!" (46:20)
* "Your Special Guy" (1:00:50)
* "Lunch Into Dinner Into Life" (1:05:49)
* "Free Brain Surgery" (1:07:40)
* "Missing Something" (Finale) (1:09:15)

Closing Song:

* "Choo-Choo-Choosed Me" (So Blue, So Grass) (1::24:59)
Highland Games and Names

***Highland Games and Names*** is the two hundred and seventy-third episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Edgar Blackmon. When three nature-loving friends come across and befriend a giant in the forest, Mike decides to compete in the giant Highland Games to impress the tall beings there.

## Episode Description

There are many kinds of giants; forest giants, lava giants, little giants. Our guest Edgar Blackmon happens to be a talent giant. Join our heroes on an adventure filled with nature preservation, throwing stuff, and of course, a big big bird.

## Musical Cast

### Edgar Blackmon

* Mike
* Gerald, water giant

### Jessica McKenna

* Bergamot
* Kaitlin Grace, water giant

### Zach Reino

* Ricker
* Devin, Scottish giant
* Denise, water giant
* Cacaw, roc

## Songs

* "There's No Itchy Plants" (3:20)
* "You Gotta Say Names (Say My Name, Say My Name)" (7:19)
* "When You Smell It, Then You'll Know" (12:45)
* "Throw It as Far as I Can" (19:47)
* "They're Gonna Come Through (Because They Want To)" (24:47)
* "Water" (31:07)
* "Win the Day, Throw This Bird Away" (35:23)
* "Caw Caw Caw" (47:15)
* "You Might Be Little but You're Giant to Me" (Finale) (50:05)
Everything Is Prozactly What I Need

***Everything Is Prozactly What I Need*** is the eighty-fifth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Andy Daly.

## Episode Description

The one and only Andy Daly joins Zach and Jess this week in an all-new musical packed with sexy archery, searching for a summer job, shooting your dick and candy! With songs like ""I Hate Everything," "Arrow Is a Dick" and the special "When I Eat the Food" bonus song at the end, you'll quote, but definitely won't quit, this new episode!

## Musical Cast

### Andy Daly

* Mandy Fandy
* Todd, bird camp guide

### Jessica McKenna

* Student #2
* Randy, from Sandy and Randy's Candy Store
* Guinevere, archery camp worker
* Bird camp camper #1
* Janet, pottery student
* Marjorie Fandy, Mandy's mom

### Zach Reino

* Student #1
* Sandy, from Sandy and Randy's Candy Store
* Lancelot, archery camp worker
* Mr. LaRue, guidance counselor
* Bird camp camper #2
* Jerry, pottery teacher
* Duncan Fandy

## Songs

* "I Hate Everything" (5:36)
* "Sandy and Randy's Candy Store" (10:14)
* "Anything Can Be a Quote" (15:30)
* "Arrow is a Dick" (18:35)
* "Summer Jobs" (24:10)
* "I Wanna Be (An Elementary School Guidance Counselor)" (29:15)
* "What is a Bird?" (35:15)
* "Yeah, Um, Uh, Yeah" (41:37)
* "Mr. LaRue Will Die Soon" (46:00)
* "Learning How to Quit" (Finale) (51:00)

Closing Song:

* "When I Eat the Food" (What's the Patter?) (58:30)

## Summer Activities

* Monday - Archery
* Tuesday - Pottery
* Wednesday - Swimming
* Thursday - Hiking and knowing birds
* Friday - Everything you do from Monday to Thursday
Cornman

***Cornman*** is the two hundred and seventy-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* The episode follows a loose "jam sesh" format, wherein the hosts chat with one another and occasionally improvise standalone songs. This FamBand is bringing it all, from a song about provocation and consequences, to wedding Halloween costume ideas, to D&D alignments.

## Episode Description

Would it surprise you to learn the this episode has multiple songs about animals, and another about someone called Cornman? If it does, welcome to this show for the very first time! This is a a FamBand episode which means we hang out with our incredible band and sing about whatever we want, which apparently is always animals and fake superheros.

## Cast

* Jessica McKenna
* Zach Reino
* Scott Passarella
* Brett Morris
* Dana Wickens

## Songs

* "I Don't Want to Throw the Ring In"
* "Fuck Around and Find Out"
* "Sing a Song in 7/4"
* "Any Road Is Better Than Being Off Road"
* "You Try to Crack This Egg (But You Can't)"
* "He Is Cornman"
* "I Have This Stuff and I Don't Know What to Do"
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*Off Book: The Improvised Musical* is an hour-long independent podcast. Each week, hosts Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino, along with pianist Scott Passarella, are joined by a special guest to improvise an entirely new musical. Formerly a part of the Earwolf podcast network, Off Book is now listener-supported through the Off Book Clubhouse.
From the official Facebook group: "It takes years for a Broadway musical to hit the stage, but on Off Book: The Improvised Musical, you get a brand new original musical every week! Each episode, Jessica McKenna, Zach Reino and a special guest create a new musical on the spot!"

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***Shrugging Destiny*** is the first episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Paul F. Tompkins.
Governed by Fear (Finale)

**Zach Reino**
Spencer
Xander
Matthew
Matthew's Dad

"Governed by Fear (Finale)" is a song featured in *We Object to Fear: LIVE!*. As the banquet nears its end, the participants reflect on the past year and resolve to live lives of bravery and boldness.

## Lyrics

**Clark**

*(spoken) Bro,*

Sorry we got defensive.

We put up our defenses

But now we're tearing them down

Like old rickety fences.

I'm sorry we got defensive...

**Spencer**

(overlapping) Defensive

**Clark**

Put up all our fences,

Bringing it all down

'Cause it's the end of the year.

We were governed by fear.

**Both**

We were governed by fear.

**Spencer**

And that doesn't make us closer,

It's incredibly clear

That you can't be governed by fear.

**Xander**

Hey, pretrial friend.

It's time to let you walk away.

I can't be scared of the unknown.

And all of this starts today!

Although I do feel much better

When I wake up and you're very near,

It's occurring to me now...

**Xander and Pretrial Friend**

You can't be governed by fear.

**Alicia**

And if I put my hand...

And your hand was also there...

**Matthew**

*(spoken) What?*

**Alicia**

Is that the kind of thing you would like?

Or would you feel self-conscious of your arm hair?

**Matthew**

I'D LIKE THAT A LOT.

**Alicia**

And if we say that we can't wait for fall in a year,

Will you promise me you won't be...

**Both**

Governed by fear?

**Matthew's Mom**

And you have to make all the dishes you like,

You can't think about if the kids will try them.

No, your destiny is clear.

You can't be governed...

**Matthew's Dad**

It's me, your husband. Hello, I'm here.

Everything you've done in this living room

Is genius, and it's clear

That you never were, and you—

**Both**

Never will be governed by fear!
The Book of Horses

***The Book of Horses*** is the sixty-ninth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* featuring guest Travis McElroy.

## Episode Description

Podcasting king Travis McElroy (MBMBaM, Adventure Zone, Shmanners, Trends Like These, and Run: A Doctor Who Fancast) joins Zach and Jess for an all new, all-horse musical! With songs like "It's Grand to Be a Horse of the Land," "H-O-R-S-E God," and "Three Little Sea Horses in a Human Suit," you won't say neigh to any of these new tracks. Plus, stay til the end for a fan-suggested "Cereal" rap!

## Musical Cast

### Travis McElroy

* Palomino Horse #2
* Black Stallion #2
* Brostang #3
* Seahorse #3

### Jessica McKenna

* Blind Diving Lady
* Brostang #1
* Horse God
* Seahorse #1

### Zach Reino

* Palomino Horse #1
* Black Stallion #1
* Duncan, the tiny pony
* Old Grey Mare
* Brostang #2
* Seahorse #2

## Songs

* "See Me Dive" (5:25)
* "It's Grand to Be a Horse of the Land" (10:53)
* "I Didn't Say No" (15:15)
* "H-O-R-S-E God" (21:09)
* "Three Little Sea Horses in a Human Suit" (25:43)
* "C'mere Wave" (30:09)
* "Horse Car" (36:47)
* "A Stairway to Heaven/God is a Pegasus/Godly C'mere Wave" (Finale) (41:23)

Closing Song:

* "Get Serious About Cereal" (Cereal Rap) (47:58)

## The Three Things You Need to Do to be Human

1. Wave
2. Walk
3. Blink

## Trivia

* Travis had to leave early, so he does not appear in the closing segment.
Property Yeti Brothers

***Property Yeti Brothers*** is the fifty-fourth episode of *Off Book: the Improvised Musical,* and features guest Jean Villepique. The musical follows two yetis (one of which creates Buzzfeed listicles) that befriend an intern who inspires them to move to New York City.

## Episode Description

The lovely and talented Jean Villepique (*AP Bio*, *Sharp Objects*) hits the stage with Jess and Zach this week for an icy new musical with Buzzfeed listicles, yetis, Hell('s Kitchen) and more. With songs like "PropertyPropertyProperty.com," "Perfect For Kelsey," and "Living Wage," you won't be in hell listening to this new ep!

## Musical Cast

### Jean Villepique

* Kelsey
* ListListList.com Employee #2
* House Seller

### Jessica McKenna

* Buzzfeed Intern #1
* Ferretti the Yeti
* New York Resident
* Mr. Fox
* Pretzel Salesperson #1

### Zach Reino

* Buzzfeed Intern #2
* Spaghetti the Yeti
* Faneuil
* Fancy New York Cafe Owner
* Pretzel Salesperson #2

## Songs

* "Here at Buzzfeed" (5:10)
* "Now the World Knows What I Think" (8:35)
* "Yetis Are Welcome in New York" (13:06)
* "A House in New York City" (17:05)
* "PropertyPropertyProperty.com" (20:45)
* "Fair and Balanced" (26:00)
* "Perfect for Kelsey" (28:55)
* "Living Wage" (33:30)
* "Hell's Kitchen" (38:00)
* "Astoria" (42:15)
* "Our Destiny to Share This Property" (44:31)
* "Infinity List" (48:25)

Closing Song:

* "Sport Is the Best" (Discussion) (55:25)

## List of Listicles

1. "42 Ways That You Shouldn't Be Talking to Your High School Friends Anymore"
2. "18 Types of Cereal That You Should've Been Eating When You Were a Kid (And Now You Should Be Mad at Your Mom)"
3. "18 Ways to Be a Good Bridesmaid"
4. "A Lists of Lists to Make in the Future"
5. "15 Things You Only Feel When You're Much Too Cold"
6. "37 Tank Tops You Should Be Wearing In a Cave"
7. "15 Nipples That Look Like Continents"
8. "15 Frozen Vegetables You Can Put on Your Body When You're Bruised and Need Healing"
9. "22 Cardigans You Can't Miss"
10. "12 Things We All Have in Common/Infinity List"
Knights of the Wow Table

***Knights of the Wow Table*** is the ninety-eighth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Demi Adejuyigbe and Miel Bredouw.

## Episode Description

Demi Adejuyigbe and Miel Bredouw (Punch Up The Jam) join Jess and Zach for an all new musical packed with the Knights of the Round Table, dragons and lizards, squires, and more! With songs like “A Helmet Match”, “Knights are Friends with Other Knights”, and “That’s Not A Unicorn”, this ep will take you back to medieval times.

## Musical Cast

### Demi Adejuyigbe

* Haberdashery customer #2
* Sir Mark
* Squire/Jester Branson

### Miel Bredouw

* Haberdashery customer #1
* Sir/Squire Jeff
* Squire #2

### Jessica McKenna

* Sir Spreckles' squire
* Sir Scott
* Unicorn

### Zach Reino

* Haberdashery owner
* Knight at the round table
* Sir Spreckles Longneck
* Squire #1

## Songs

* "A Helmet Match" (5:40)
* "Knights Are Friends with Other Knights" (11:39)
* "Ring All The Bells" (15:08)
* "Can We Compile the Difference in Reptiles?" (19:17)
* "That’s Not a Unicorn" (22:05)
* "When You're a Squire (You Can Aim Higher)" (27:52)
* "Yes Sir, You're The Best Jester" (31:58)
* "Put Your Neck On My Shoulder" (38:08)
* "Knight Life" (45:35)
* "Friendship That's Magic" (Finale) (49:57)

Closing Song:

* "Whales Run Everything" (Rap Segment) (0:00)
Crypts and More!

***Crypts and More!*** is the two hundred and twenty-second episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Dan Lippert. The musical follows the story of Maximus, who meets his hero - Mars, the Roman god of war - going through a rough patch. This story is being recounted to the audience by the Crypt Keepers: David, Chrysanthemum, and Sam.

## Episode Description

Boo! It's the spookiest month of the year so Zach and Jess are joined by Dan Lippert (Big Grande, Paranormal Activity) for Crypts and More! It's a classic haunt set in Ancient Rome (or is it Greece?) that includes all your classic monstrous characters like the god of war, Mars. With songs like, "...and MORE!," "At the Roman Bath" and "Super Bounce this Ball into the Sky" you'll find tricks and treats in this episode!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Chrysanthemum/Venus, crypt keeper and Roman goddess of love
* Maximus

### Zach Reino

* David/Nemesis, crypt keeper and Roman goddess of retribution

### Dan Lippert

* Sam/Pluto, crypt keeper and Roman god of the Underworld
* Maximus' dad
* Mars, Roman god of war

## Songs

* "...and MORE!"
* "How the Gods See Me"
* "My Nemesis"
* "At the Roman Bath"
* "Take a Shower, Shine Your Shoes"
* "Super Bounce This Ball Into the Sky"
* "Fight With a Boy/No Longer a Boy"
* "...and MORE! (reprise)"
A Classic Episode

***A "Classic" Episode*** is the one hundred and fifty-second episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It's *Off Book* 3.0! Using an experimental program with less latency has allowed the gang to sing and play (mostly) together in a remote situation. 'Neath The French, French Moon is a musical about two Parisian bakers, love, and the magic of the moon. And the magic of Ina Garten.

## Episode Description

It’s OFF BOOK 2.0 (3.0?) and Jess and Zach are doing a classic live OFF BOOK musical with Scott on the keys and Brett on the frets, together but apart! Will it work? You’ll have to tune in to find out!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Suzette, French baker
* George, Whole Foods employee
* Ina Garten
* Benben, rat
* Richard, rat

### Zach Reino

* Pierre Michael, French baker
* Jeffery Garten
* Unnamed rat

## Songs

* "Tonight's Not The Night (For Baking)"
* "Take A Chomp, Suzette"
* "It's Magic (And Nobody Knows)"
* "We're In The Hamptons"
* "I Pulled His Hair To Help Him"
* "It's True, Boy!"
* "Don't Lose Sight Of The Baker"
* "It's Almost Like We Are In Love"
* "It's Feels Like The First Time (In A Good Way)"
* "Good Night, Moon" (Finale)

## Trivia

* Setup Check! This episode took 30 minutes to set up.
* The second half of the episode was recorded 4 days after the first half because of technical difficulties.
* This episode marks the shift in format where there is no longer an ending/closing segment or song after the musical.
The Little Mermaid and Bryce Dallas Howard

***The Little Mermaid and Bryce Dallas Howard*** is the eighty-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical*, and features guests Felicia Day and Colton Dunn.

## Episode Description

Felicia Day (The Guild, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog) and Colton Dunn (Superstore) from Voyage to the Stars join Jess and Zach in an all-new improvised musical packed with egg laying, mermaids, Bryce Dallas Howard, little crabs and more! With songs like "Friends Take a Bubble Bath," "Jackpot," and "Is This a Twist?" you'll feel like you're on a party bus to Vegas listening to this new ep!

## Musical Cast

### Felicia Day

* Ariel, mermaid
* Penelope, Bryce Dallas Howard's wardrobist
* Water treatment worker #2

### Colton Dunn

* Algae, mermaid
* Cook, Bryce Dallas Howard's cook
* Michael, water treatment worker
* Ron Howard
* Baxter the crab
* Michael's doctor and twin brother
* M. Night Shyamalan

### Jessica McKenna

* Mermaid #1
* Bryce Dallas Howard
* Water treatment worker #1

### Zach Reino

* Coral, mermaid
* Reginald, Bryce Dallas Howard's butler
* Gerald, water treatment worker

## Songs

* "I'm No Bryce Dallas Howard" (5:31)
* "Friends Take a Bubble Bath" (11:10)
* "Jackpot" (15:53)
* "Go To the Doctor" (20:38)
* "Is This a Twist?" (26:10)
* "Let it Go (Under the Sea)" (34:47)
* "Up Where They Walk" (39:37)
* "Party Bus to Vegas/What a Twist/Shyamalan And On" (Finale) (48:23)

Closing Song:

* "Twist Like This" (Twist Like This) (1:05:20)
The Cat 5 & the Bad Boys

***The Cat 5 & the Bad Boys*** is the one hundred and fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Heather Anne Campbell and Nick Wiger. The brave members of a secret agency go on a mission to stop a new threat on the horizon, a boat with a few dogs on it.

## Episode Description

Heather Anne Campbell and Nick Wiger (How Did This Get Played?) join Jess and Zach for an all new musical packed with crazy cat ladies, the drug from Limitless, boat dogs, and more! With songs like “Drink 5 Slurpees, You Can Be a Cop From Outer Space”, “The Cat 5”, and “Bad Boys But We’re Good At Being Bad Boys”, this ep is an essential listen for cat and dog lovers!

## Musical Cast

### Heather Anne Campbell

* Janine, cat
* Taylor Jenkins
* Unnamed Bad Dog

### Jessica McKenna

* Jeremy
* Carter
* Windella
* Spot

### Zach Reino

* Patty
* Secret Agency Boss
* Spot
* Pierre

### Nick Wiger

* Barbara, cat
* Michaels
* Regina
* Rover

## Songs

* "The Courage to Have Cats" (6:55)
* "Drink 5 Slurpees, You Can Be a Cop from Outer Space" (15:25)
* "The Cat 5" (20:40)
* "Bad Boys but We're Good at Being Bad Boys" (25:12)
* "Supersonic Jet Lounge" (32:27)
* "Sweet or Savory?" (36:10)
* "Get High on my Own Supply" (40:44)
* "You Will Know What to Do" (47:15)
* "Back On The Jet" (56:34)
* "Make A Good World" (Finale) (59:30)

Closing Song:

* "Playin' Games" (Video Game Rap) (1:04:03)

## As We Say Every Week...

You have my permission, to attack, and then gloat!