Official List of Mario Brothers

The Official List of Mario Brothers, also called the Mariocybropedia, is a legal document listing all 'Mario Brothers'. But Mario only has one brother, right? Well, actually, he has two, And if ur thinking, “Well why haven’t we ever seen another Mario brother other than **Mario** and **Luigi**?”, That’s because he was there the whole time. Let me explain, so basically on old tv screens they were short and stuff and, when u win the whole **Super Mario Brothers** game screen is to short and guess what, using the console you used to play **Super Mario Brothers** hooking it up will work on regular today tv’s so if u were to put in one of ur oldest **Mario** games that have color then when u play for long enough and u get through the whole game then well… you’ll see the other brother named “ **ligma”**

ctures and quick biographies of each and every Mario brother in order of when they were registered. Duos of brothers are listed togetherOiram Mario

   Oiram is Mario's uncle. He is 69 years old. He has a fabulous beard and is known for making amazing vodka. He helped raise Mario and Luigi at a young age and got them started on their plumbing careers.

## 2. Oiraw

   Oiraw is Wario's long lost twin brother who turned into a raging alcoholic. He was discovered one day when Wario was in San Francisco and they bumped into each other in the streets. He then remembered in a flashback to when he was four and Oiraw still lived with them. Apparently, Oiraw was given to Wario's step-aunt because they were very poor at the time. However, Wario immediately rejected Oiraw after remembering the time he stole his chocolate milk.

## 3. Guario

   Guario is a complete freaking jerk that nobody in Mario's family likes because he's a heroin addict and he constantly steals from them. He always has an 'I'm better than you and am analyzing every reason why so I can use it against you later' expression on his face. He always thinks he's right and can't fathom any other reality. Also, he threatens to take people to court over trivial matters at almost every family get-together because he thinks he's 'very well-versed in the school of law' and he's just gonna make 'the best judge when he's out of law school'. Screw you Guario.

## 4. Uncle

    A distant uncle of the Mario Bros. Owns a workshop in Peru where he makes dark matter.

## 5. Mawario

    A bizarre Mario-Wario mash-up. He is the Mario Bro’s grandfather. Some say he's a flawed Mario clone with Wario's DNA mixed in. Very glitchy. Often clips around, floating through the air in a solid pose. Speaks in strange beeps and bleeps.

## 6. Quardio

Quardio is some random weirdo who showed up one day and claimed to be a relative. He went on an adventure with Mario and Luigi once, getting in the way and being useless the whole time. Eventually, a piranha plant bit his face and the Mario Bros. had to call an ambulance. When they returned home, Quardio had a new face stitched into his skull and would only speak in a strange Native American language.

## 7. **7 Grand Dad**

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## 8. Fabian

sin from Germany. He does gymnastics and yoga professionally. His self-proclaimed title is 'most fabulous yoga instructor of all time'. He is also very gay.

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9. Tiara Boobowski

4. Tiara Boobowski (Tiara the Manx)

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