Episode 63: Nasty

**Video:**
1:02:34

**Video:**
2021-09-15 14-14-43.mp4

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## Episode Summary

Do you need to always be good to be good? Or is sometimes good to say "weeeeeeeeeeeeellll, I'll be. How about me be nasty?"? Sometimes to get the job done you need to roll up your sleeves and reach in the toilet and touch the turds "Lets get nasty!"

## Idea Details

* Idea: Be more nasty
* Creator of idea: Josiah
* Purpose of idea: Drew, when we think of politics, who do we think of as kind of being the great, best uh political voice of a generation or many generations? Who do think is kind of the be-all, end-all of pushing progressive ideas that change the world and changing the world and doing them, breaking the glass ceiling? Before you even answer, I'm just gonna know that you agree with me that it's this person. (Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Hillary Clinton Biography | Animated Video | Former US Secretary of State") So the point is, you know, she's kind of the most powerful - (Drew: "OK.. yeah, what's - this is - how is this a 10 minute long video, by the way?") - powerful - the most powerful woman - well there's a lot to get into, but, you know, people - one of the reasons that she's so powerful, why she kicks so much ass is because this is how she's described by people. (Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Trump: Clinton such a nasty woman") (Drew: "OK, who's this?") Well that's Hillary. I'm just showing you what's gonna be - just listen. There's an important word coming up. So he called her uh a word. This word. (Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Ashley Judd’s Fiery ‘Nasty Woman’ Speech Takes Aim at Sexism, Racism | NBC News") (Drew: "Haha, OK..") So, you see, this is where her power comes from! (Drew: "Ohhh! Yes!") This is a actor, I think. Susan Sarandon? (Drew: "Mhm.") I don't know why she's talking like that. (Drew: "Sounds like she got hit on the head.") The point is, the reason that th- what they're doing right that we're n- (Drew: "Ashley Judd gives fiery speech after getting a severe concussion.") I think she also plagiarized it from a uh person of color, possibly. (Drew: "Oh, really! Oh, boy!") But my point is uh, you know, the reason that they're doing so good with getting their message across and we're failing so miserably, is because we're not nasty enough! They're nasty and we're not! And we need to become nasty! And uh so I just wanna play you a song that I think is gonna inspire what I want us to do this week is I want us to think about what does it mean to be nasty, how can we become more nasty, how can we do the nasty to politics to make sure that we get it across, and then we'll have people, like, getting this excited! About us.
* Timetable: No timetable was given in the episode, but Josiah and Drew will presumably make the change to become more nasty immediately so that they can change the world and be like Hillary Clinton.
* Idea details:
	+ The reason other people are doing so good with getting their message across and Josiah and Drew are failing miserably is because they're not nasty enough. This will allow them to change the world.
	+ The song *Nasty Boy (Nasty Chico Version* by Trabant will be the inspiration that Josiah and Drew use to become more nasty, like Hillary Clinton.
	+ Josiah and Drew will need to figure out what it means to be a nasty woman and a nasty little boy.
	+ Change doesn't happen by electrical politics so we need to be nasty people, not nasty politicians, and thus take the power back.
	+ Since it is unclear exactly what the word 'nasty' means and whether it is good or bad, one strategy will be to simply take tips on how to *not* be nasty and turn them around on their head to thus get more nasty. This will include wearing the same shoes every day and not wearing deodorant.

## Devil Play

* There was no devil play in this episode.

## Notable Events

* Josiah revealed that Louis CK was Drew's number one influence in terms of interacting with women.
* Drew put Josiah into a trance using hypnosis.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Manipulative Girlfriend tricked you into hypnosis - ASMR yandere Roleplay (preview)" about an excerpt from Hypnotist Jennifer 6 "Girlfriend Addiction".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Permanently Dumb Hypnosis". Josiah and Drew compared this video to their old Seg-Mind segment. While watching the video, Drew was successfully hypnotized into becoming permanently dumb. After repeated clapping attempts, Josiah was able to awaken Drew from his hypnotized state.
	+ Note: It is currently unknown if Josiah was able to restore Drew to his pre-permanently dumb state, or if he simply awoke Drew from his temporary hypnosis daze.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Hillary Clinton Biography | Animated Video | Former US Secretary of State" about how Hillary Diane Rodham, famously known as Hillary Clinton was born on October 26 in 1947 in Chicago, Illinois.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Trump: Clinton such a nasty woman" about how during the third presidential debate, Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton a "nasty" woman while she was talking about social security and raising taxes.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Ashley Judd’s Fiery ‘Nasty Woman’ Speech Takes Aim at Sexism, Racism | NBC News" about how actress Ashley Judd criticized racism, misogyny, President Trump, and the gender wage gap.
* Josiah and Drew listened to a song called *Nasty Boy (Nasty Chico Version)* by Trabant.
* Josiah and Drew switched back and forth a few times between rewatching "Ashley Judd’s Fiery ‘Nasty Woman’ Speech Takes Aim at Sexism, Racism | NBC News" and listening to *Nasty Boy (Nasty Chico Version)* by Trabant.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "What IS a "Nasty Woman"?" about how it may have started as a meme, but being a Nasty Woman has become a movement.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Nasty Woman" about a response to injustices witnessed during the 2016 presidential election.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Amber Heard 'terrible' moments" about five moments in no particular order of awfulness.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Nasty | Meaning of nasty" about the meanings of the word nasty, as video and text.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "What does nasty mean?" about a spoken definition of nasty.
* Josiah and Drew rewatched "What IS a "Nasty Woman"?".
* Josiah and Drew listened *Nasty Boy (Nasty Chico Version)* by Trabant again.
* Josiah and Drew rewatched "What IS a "Nasty Woman"?".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Nasty Politicians" about getting your boxing gloves on if you want to become a politician. Drew removed his headphones and closed his eyes during the video because he did not want to hear a chewing sound in the background.
* Josiah and Drew briefly rewatched "Amber Heard 'terrible' moments".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Women Are Nasty (Part 4)" about someone's experiences with women who had bad hygiene.
* Josiah and Drew briefly rewatched "Nasty | Meaning of nasty".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Nasty! 5 Male Problems That Gross Women Out (And How To FIX Them)" about 5 Nasty Problems Men Have That Women Hate.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "In-laws from hell: How to cope with nasty in-laws" about in-laws from hell: How to cope with nasty in-laws.
* Josiah and Drew listened *Nasty Boy (Nasty Chico Version)* by Trabant again.
* Josiah and Drew listened to a song called *Nasty Boy* by Trabant.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "Well *we* live in a surveillance province. It just doesn't have the same ring. You know that in America, they say they live in a surveillance state, but in Canada, we live in a surveillance province. That's a lot of 'nce'. Sound like a damn tech- damn tech- there's so much 'nce' in that, it's like a damn techno song."
* [In response to Drew asking how he's doing] "Uh I'm pretty good, I'm just kind of upset about living in this surveillance province. What about you?"
* [On the topic of Nate Ruess] "I don't know if Nate has feelings. He's kind of a sociopath celebrity."
* "Louis C.K. has died. Beloved comedian."
* [On the topic of Louis C.K.] "Drew's number one uh influence. Not necessarily in comedy, but in terms of interacting with women."
* "Have you ever had a manipulative girlfriend, Drew? Or a girlfriend?"
* "I feel like I'm getting sucked and going deep."
* [In response to Drew being successfully hypnotized into becoming permanently dumb] "You're kind of scaring me a little bit, to be honest."
	+ Note: This is reminscent of Josiah's fear upon learning that Drew had been serially killing his parallel universe selves in Episode 58: World Wide Worlds.
* "We can't be changing the world if you're gonna be just not interested in changing the world. So that's the - do you - I mean, how do think about the world? In terms of, does it need to be changed? Does it need to be not changed? Is it maybe a diaper that needs to be changed cause it's so stinky and rotten to the core? Or is just fine? How do you feel about change right now? Change."
* [In response to Drew asking why he was all wet upon waking up from his hypnosis into becoming permanently dumb] "I think you were jacking off, to be honest."
* "Drew, when we think of politics, who do we think of as kind of being the great, best uh political voice of a generation or many generations? Who do think is kind of the be-all, end-all of pushing progressive ideas that change the world and changing the world and doing them, breaking the glass ceiling? Before you even answer, I'm just gonna know that you agree with me that it's this person. (Josiah and Drew watched a video called 'Hillary Clinton Biography | Animated Video | Former US Secretary of State')"
* [On the topic of Hillary Clinton] "So the point is, you know, she's kind of the most powerful - powerful - the most powerful woman - well there's a lot to get into, but, you know, people - one of the reasons that she's so powerful, why she kicks so much ass is because this is how she's described by people. (Josiah and Drew watched a video called 'Trump: Clinton such a nasty woman')"
* "But my point is uh, you know, the reason that they're doing so good with getting their message across and we're failing so miserably, is because we're not nasty enough! They're nasty and we're not! And we need to become nasty! And uh so I just wanna play you a song that I think is gonna inspire what I want us to do this week is I want us to think about what does it mean to be nasty, how can we become more nasty, how can we do the nasty to politics to make sure that we get it across, and then we'll have people, like, getting this excited! About us."
* "I'm a filthy little dog!"
* "So we need to - so what I'm saying is, we need to understand how to become nasty, or we need to focus on nasty things, we need to become nastier, and be nasty, and that's how we're gonna change the world! Because people take Hillary Clinton seriously! So I wanna talk about the word 'nasty', I wanna figure out how to become nasty, I wanna figure out what it means to be a nasty woman, and what it means to be a nasty little boy, and so we're gonna start understanding 'nasty', and we're gonna become nasty state of mind."
* "Well that's what also the guy who was talking to Hillary Clinton meant, and you are a lot like that guy. Big ha- big hair. Big hair. Tiny little pecker."
	+ Note: This is possibly a reference to when Drew was replaced by Donald Trump in the January 2021 Monthly Cameo Thank You Message.
* "Have you ever noticed how Drew - how, whenever a woman's talking, Drew has something to say?"
* "'Y-O-U' so sewious?"
* "You're a nasty little boy."
* "So nasty could mean 'chiefly UK'."
* "Pussy grabs back! Drew? Pussy grabs back! OK?"
* "I'm not saying that Hillary Clinton is a politician, because she didn't even get to become president, I don't think. But she's a person! She's more of a person to me. And she's a nasty woman! And that's what I'm trying to - you're barkin up the wrong tree and calling - and saying it's raining."
* "Put your headphones back on. Put your damn headphones back on! Drew, put your head- for fuck's sake! Put your he- put your headphones back on!"
* "I wear uh ruffled panties every day. My doctor prescribed them."
* "Antonio, my penis is burning."

### Drew

* "We live in a surveillance tape."
* [On the topic of Nate Ruess] "He's not a good man."
* "OK, I apologize to all the listeners for everything that I've ever done. For anything. Whatever I've done, whatever I've done that's so bad. I'm such an evil piece of shit that everybody fuckin hates me. So thanks a lot, Josiah. Good. There we go. That's the last episode. Thanks so much everyone. Fuck you. Bye-bye. Uh duck you."
* "Do you feel that? Does it feel like you're getting sucked?"
* [While in the process of being hypnotized] "You can come into my mind, you can do whatever you want. Control me."
	+ Note: This is likely similar to how Drew became possessed by an angel called Drewzzuzz in Episode 34: Earth Angel.
* "I've never been a big political guy. I like to keep my head, you know, close to the ground. Don't like to think about lofty things like that."
* "Gobe. Hell."
* "Sounds like she got hit on the head. Ashley Judd gives fiery speech after getting a severe concussion."
* "How do we do the nasty?"
* [On the topic of *Nasty Boy (Nasty Chico Version* by Trabant] "So how is this gonna help us do anything? It's just a guy saying, 'Nasty little boy.' And it's disgusting! I can see that these two guys are nasty. How does that help us? Why would we want to be like them, at all?"
* "Yeah, but then why don't we become more like Hillary Clinton?"
* [On the topic of *Nasty Boy (Nasty Chico Version* by Trabant] "No, this is not cool! This is sleazy!"
* "Well, I think - y- uhh, Josiah I think you're already nasty. No, actually, I meant it as an insult. Fuck you."
* "No! I'm interrupting these women for a good point. And for a good reason, OK?"
* "I don't like the idea of calling women nasty."
* "These women don't seem nasty at all, Josiah! They seem very nice."
* "If Hillary Clinton jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge??"
* "But do we wanna be politicians or do we wanna be world changers? Because you know what, Josiah? Hey, Josiah, hey, Josiah, just uh let me uhh tell you a little secret. Electoral politics has not changed a damn thing."
* "Electrical politics, Josiah, refers to the entire political circuit. The entire political circuit. And the problem is that with electrical politics, is that sometimes the circuit shorts out. Add that's what we're seeing in uh in America, that's what we're gonna be seeing in Canada very soon. The circuit is shorting out, and the only way - the only way - the - the only way - the - well listen! Then let me finish! If you agree, then let me finish! If you - if you - can you l- will you let me finish? Because if the electrical circuit is damaged, then there's gonna be no current running through it. And if there's no current running through it, then what - how are the uh trout supposed to - shut the fuck up, Josiah. Shut up. If the current - if there is no current, how are the trout supposed to get upstream? And we're talking about trout getting upstream, we're talking about trout getting upstream to listen to this, do the nasty, so that they can procreate and that they can continue on uh and flourish. And that's what - that's what *we* need to be doing! So I think - the fact of the matter is, the electrical circuit - electrical uh circ- uh circuit - uhh circuit has shorted out. We need to take the power back, and then the way that we're gonna do that is not through being nasty politicians, is being by nasty people, in general."
* "We need less 'gym-nasties', we need more Gym Class Heroes."
* "White people don't wash their legs."
* [While watching a video about a man who slept with a nasty woman and then woke up to skid marks on his sheets the next morning] "He shit himself?"
* "Ahh, my crotch is so chafed!"
* "Doc, I've got swamp crotch."
* "I don't wear underwear."
* "I mean, this - how does this help in any way? In any way? In any way, how does that relate to anything?"
* "No devil play. No devil play, perfect idea, perfect idea."
* [On the topic of *Nasty Boy (Nasty Chico Version* by Trabant] "This song - this really sucks, this song."
* "Well, yeah, I like your idea. It's - I have nothing - no devil play."