Sobber

**Sobbers** are an uncommon Glaggle mutation. They are the inhabitants of Frowntown, a megalopolis that's almost completely devoid of fun and games. They have no idea about the Glaggleland Massacre, and spend their lives working in cubicles and sleeping.

## Contents

* 1Personality
* 2Conversion into a Giggler
* 3Common Fallacies
* 4Frowntown
* 5Gallery

## Personality

As the name suggests, they're always sad. Usually they're pessimistic, lonely and bored. If a Giggler turns into a Sobber, they usually hide their face so that they wouldn't be seen as an outcast.

## Conversion into a Giggler

If they're exposed to enough fun and happiness and the like, they'll slowly turn into a Giggler. If a Giggler spends too much time in Frowntown, they'll slowly turn into a Sobber. Rather simple stuff, I reckon. There's also a stage in the middle of conversion, that being the Mezzo. Mezzos aren't a type of Glaggle per-se, but they do have distinguishing features, those being a lime-colored skin tone, a completely straight mouth, and straight mouth ends. **Side-note: never breed Sobbers and Gigglers.**

## Common Fallacies

Sobbers have amassed quite a bunch of misinformation regarding them and their homeland.

First off, the "old design". This was actually just a crappy artistic interpretation that went really viral. Some scientists debunked this by imagining themselves turning into a Sobber and feeling their skulls warp along with their eyeballs turning square. Seriously, imagine how painful that would be!

Another fallacy was some Gloober insisting that they live in a place called "Soberia", but this was recently debunked by local sea explorer Glistoflurp Globombus, who sailed in search of Soberia and ended up finding nothing. "Yeah man, it's just not there, man!" was one of his quotes from an interview that has gained some popularity on the Enphosoweb, where those Enphosians would mock him for wasting his own time.

Some other doofuses then decided to go north and found Frowntown, which is the actual place the Sobbers originate from. They took some pictures of the place and a talented artist decided to draw the Sobbers' real appearance, which is the image currently used here.

## Frowntown

Main Article: Frowntown

This is the city the Sobbers originate from. Instead of rides, there's boring cubicle jobs, vending machines instead of delicious candy stands, cramped apartments instead of joyous hotels, and so on. Frowntown is located north of Glaggleland, just past the Blumper Forest. Frowntown has never had a whole lot of history (at least interesting stuff), and due to how cowardly Sobbers are, it probably won't have much. The most interesting bit of Frowntown history is probably just that one time when the president, Sprehd Depresshin, made some really good mac n' cheese back in '95. In Frowntown they live among Sobloons.

In conclusion, Sobbers don't need to be sad most of the time. They just need a little push to immerse themselves in the fun and games of Glaggleland!

## Gallery

A Giggler exploring in Frowntown. He is the only joyous one in the town.

A working-class Sobber on his bathroom break. He's commenting on the lack of hygiene in the bathroom.

Stock image of a Sobber who has just entered Glaggleland and is waiting for the line to move.

Rough sketch made by the hikers who found Frowntown.