I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness

## Overview

I sell my soul at Planet Fitness is the 25th episode of the Hippo Saga.

After losing to Astolfo in an arm wrestling match, Yellow Jacket decides to sign up to train and get stronger at Planet Fitness. However, little does he know that this Planet Fitness is hiding a terrible secret...

## Original Video Description:

Your goth gf\* belittles you at the gym

\*gf meaning “Gym friend’

#animation #anime #gym

Support the vids: https://www.patreon.com/pantsahat

Astolfo Va: https://twitter.com/CrySpy27

Music by:    / @malemaidcafe

## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Yellow Jacket
* Turskit
* Astolfo

#### Other characters:

* Planet Fitness Cult Leader
* Tahu (Referenced in stream chat as "Toa of drip")
* Joker (Referenced in stream chat as "Joe Curvature")
* Anime Guy (Referenced in stream chat as "[Insert Name Here]")
* Duke Nukem (Referenced in stream chat as "The King")
* Sturdy (Referenced in stream chat as "Sturdy")
* Jiko (Referenced in stream chat as "Dr. Jiko Chiko")

## Transcript

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: Alright sir, just sign here and you’re all set.

Yellow Jacket: Um… what are you wearing?

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: Sir, this is a judgment free zone. So you best cut it out before **God** is the one judging you!

Yellow Jacket: I just don't think it looks like Gym attire!

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: I'll have you know I work out in this thing constantly!

Yellow Jacket: Yeah, I can tell... You know, you look extremely unhealthy.

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: What do you mean?

Yellow Jacket: It looks like you have a life threatening skin condition.

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: Are you judging me based off my skin?

Yellow Jacket: Kinda?

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: RIGHT HERE?! In the judgment free zone!?

Pantahat: Bruh, I think you're looking for the tolerance-free zone. That's three blocks over.

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: And to think I was going to give you this free pizza...

Yellow Jacket: Pizza!? Wait, I thought this was a gym.

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: Oh, we give our members all kinds of free stuff. Pizza, bagels, candy, whatever you want

Yellow Jacket: I don't want this junk.

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: First one is on the house. Well if you're not here for pizza, why you come to the gym?

Yellow Jacket: Uh...

Astlofo: Hey Bro! Wanna arm wrestle?

Yellow Jacket: Sure. I'll clutch this easy- *AHH!*

Yellow Jacket: I wanna get shredded! I'm talking 33-inch biceps, radius that is! Spider web neck tattoo down to my six pack, and for my wardrobe, completely sleeveless.

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: I'm glad you have realistic goals.

Yellow Jacket: Yeah bro.

Hippo: BRUH! What's the matter with you? You lost a single arm wrestling match against a twink, and you're going nutso! Just win the rematch, Bruh!

Yellow Jacket: It's not just that! People don't think I'm manly!

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: You're a man?

Yellow Jacket: See?

Hippo: I don't think how you present yourself is helping your case.

Yellow Jacket: What do you mean?

Hippo: Bruh, you’re wearin’ booty shorts!

Yellow Jacket: These are actually sleeveless jeans. Idiot!

Hippo: That's not a thing.

Turskit: Hey homeslice! Nice uh- Nice booty shorts! I got the same pair. You get yours at forever 21 too?

Yellow Jacket: They have a men's section!

Hippo: Then why didn't you go there?!

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: So are you signing up or not?

Yellow Jacket: This contract says if I miss a payment, you get my first born!

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: Like you have to worry about that.

Yellow Jacket: Dude!

Turskit: Oh! You're signing up to the gym too? We could be gym buddies! My name’s Turskit. I'm really here just to take pictures for my instagram... You wanna hold the camera?

Yellow Jacket: I'm actually here to work out...

Turskit: Good! You clearly need to!

Yellow Jacket: Huh?

Turskit: Aaawwww... look at how cute and submissive your arms are! I could totally push you up against the wall and \*smooch you.\*

Yellow Jacket: Please respect my masculinity.

Turskit: I could respectively bend you over this table with one hand...

Yellow Jacket: Stop.

Turskit: Heeheehee... Yeah, I'd totally date you. Too bad you're not into girls.

Yellow Jacket: How many gym memberships can I buy!?!

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: As many as you can afford.

Yellow Jacket: I'm gonna grind SO HARD! So yeah, I've been outsourcing the grind to this game overseas. Rajique has already got me true adventure on two of the levels.

Hippo: That's pretty impressive.

Yellow Jacket: Yeah I am...

Turskit: YO BRO! Where have you been?! I haven't seen you in months! I had to buy a tripod!

Yellow Jacket: Uh... Gaming?

Turskit: You know you're still getting charged for your gym membership, right?

Yellow Jacket: My what?

Turskit: I thought you wanted to be gym buddies!

Yellow Jacket: Oh yeah, you can just go ahead and cancel that.

Turskit: I can't cancel it. You have to go in to cancel it.

Hippo: Dude's gotta stand up to cancel his gym membership? That's diabolical!

Yellow Jacket: Well at least I can pick up some free pizza while I'm there.

Turskit: Oh yeah, they stopped doing that.

Yellow Jacket: I'd like a full refund!

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: Okay

Yellow Jacket: Well that was easy.

Turskit: You'd make a cute boy-wife!

Yellow Jacket: Uh... are you filming me?

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: Look at this creep staring at girls at the gym!

Yellow Jacket: We were having a conversation! I've been to her house!

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: Stalking too! What a loser! You better keep paying for that gym membership, or I'm gonna get you canceled, bud!

Turskit: Don't be mean to my friend! He's as tender as a rose and twice as delicate. *He will cry.*

Yellow Jacket: ... Maybe I should have worked out…

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: You lift a single weight, and I'm blasting the lunk alarm so hard your ears will explode!

Yellow Jacket: Then what can I do?

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: You can jog in place. Just don't go over there.

Yellow Jacket: Over where? WHAT?! All the gym equipment is fake!

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: So you finally figured it out... Why would I need gym equipment when nobody ever shows up?

Yellow Jacket: I’ll tell people! The world will know the truth!

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: AHAHAHA... You signed an N.D.A!

Planet Fitness Cult Leader: … Now I can’t let you leave!

Astolfo: Hey bro! Are you ready for that arm wrestling rematch?

Yellow Jacket: But you won! You're not supposed to go on a training arc, get ripped, and come back stronger to beat me harder!

Astolfo: Aren't I?

## Post Credits/Out Take

Turskit: Um... guess what me and this tripod have together? We both have three legs. HAHA!

## Stream Chat Transcript:

   toa of drip: Not cool bro

Joe Curvature: I can't express how hard I'm Finnin to rail that cute tw\*nk behind the counter

Thicc Goth Bionicle: He kinda cute. I'd sit on him.

Dr. Jiko Chiko: I'd Choo Choo on dat \*\*\*

buss boi <3 UwU (no father) 😉🥵: oh no a girl ;~;

[Insert Name Here]: The thicness

The King: Babe plz come back

Cat: Pet me

Sturdy: haha

Toa of Drip: Yo Girl hit me up on snap

Joe Curvature: Girl shows up, and all of a sudden I'm not the only clown in chat.

Dr. Jiko Chiko: (Cut off)

## Trivia

* This episode confirms that after Duke Nukem lets with Turskit after the end of "I accidentally entered a Burger King" that their relationship did not work out and that Duke misses her.
* Lego Guy (as "[Insert Name Here]") comments with 'The Thiccness' during the Cult Leader's live stream. This is likely a callback to his line *"It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts, right Chief?"* from "Master Chief gets Bullied Over his Waifu".
* This is the first time we've seen the main cast in Hippo's house since "Anime Girls vs Pizza Hut" as it was implied Master Chief burned it down after the events of that video in "How to get a goth GF w/ a Dump Truck on Tinder". The house notable still has damage from when the Pizza Police attacked, and in the following episode we see that the wall towards the back of the house looks boarded up, implying that's where most of the fire damage was. It's likely the house has since been repaired as months had since passed.