2013 Dinoco 400 (2013 Fake Piston Cup Season Series)

The 2013 Dinoco 400 is the race 36 of 37 from the 2013 Fake Piston Cup Season. It was known for the "Dinoco's All Mine!" accident and three-way tie between Gabi Weathers, Lightning McDoki and Fick Hicks (closest in history).

## Transcript

### Start

Bob: Here it comes, the final race from the 2013 Fake Piston Cup Season.

Darrell: BOOGITY, BOOGITY, BOOGITY! LET'S RACE TO THE JOURNEY AT THE END OF 2013, BOYS AND GIRLS!

(serveral 5 laps later...)

Fick Hicks: LeonV34! Get out, or I will wreck you!

LeonV34: NO!

(FICK HICKS WRECKS LEONV34, WENT A STRONG AIRBORNE, SCREAMS, LANDS INTO THE CATCHFENCE)

Fick Hicks: HAHA, SUCKER!

### 9 laps later

Lightning McDoki: MULTITHEDOKIFAN2012, YOU'RE THE WORST DOKITUBER EVER, I'M GOING TO ELECTROCUTE YOU!

Alex: (DOLPHIN CENSOR) NO!

(LIGHTNING MCDOKI ELECTROCUTES MULTITHEDOKIFAN2012, GOT BURNT)

(3 laps later)

Fick Hicks: YOU STUPID DOKITUBERS AND DONALD DUCK, I'M GOING TO WRECK YOU!

TysonKauãed, Tomas2010 and Donald Duck: NOOO!

(FICK HICKS WRECKS TWO DOKITUBERS, GOING A STRONG DANCE, SO DOES DONALD DUCK, WHO GOES SPUN OUT)

Fick Hicks: Take that, loser!

### 33 laps later

Fick Hicks: MICKEY MOUSE WHY ARE YOU THERE RIGHT NOW?! I'M GOING TO WRECK YOU!

Mickey: Hahah, you can't wreck me!

Fick Hicks: ***THAT'S IT!!!! I'M GOING TO WRECK YOU, BECAUSE YOU DON'T SAY VERY NICE!!!!!***

(FICK HICKS WRECKS MICKEY MOUSE IN TURN 1, SPINS OUT OF THE GRASS, GLOVES DAMAGED)

(SERVERAL 50 LAPS LATER)

Fick Hicks: WHY YOU DOKI EL PRO, YOU ARE SO NEUTRAL TO MY DOKITUBER EVER MADE! I'M ABOUT TO BLOW UP YOUR STOMACH!

Doki El Pro: ¡No! ¡Por favor, no hagas eso!

Fick Hicks: TOO BAD, I'M DOING RIGHT NOW!

Doki El Pro: (BLOWS UP HIS STOMACH) ¡NOOOOO!

Fick Hicks: SO LONG, SUCKER! YOU'RE OUT OF THE RACE!

### Dinoco is all mine!

Fick Hicks: (HITS LIGHTNING MCDOKI, SPINS OUT OF THE GRASS)

Fans: OOH! WHAT A RIDE!

Fick Hicks: (LAUGHING EVILY)

(LIGHTNING MCDOKI GOES BACK ON THE TRACK)

Fans: Go get 'em, McDoki! Go, get 'em! (WHISTLES)

Mia and Tia: WE LOVE YOU, LIGHTNING!

Fick Hicks: DINOCO IS ALL MINE.

(FICK HICKS BUMPS PHINEAS FLYNN WITH HIS SIDE, HITS INTO FERB FLETCHER)

Darrell: TROUBLE, TURN 3!

Chick: Hahah! Get through that, McDoki.

Bob: OH, A HUGE CRASH BEHIND THE LEADERS.

(ALL CROWDS AND FANS GASPING ALL AROUND THE BLEACHERS, SEEING THE HUGE DINOCO 400 BIG ONE DISASTER)

(GOOFY LOSES HIS ONE SHOE, KICK BUTTOWSKI GOT TAKEN OUT BY CRISTÓBAL JACOBSON TO LOSE HIS SKATEBOARD TIRE)

(DUSTY CROPHOPPER HITS MAX GOOF, ANABELLA VIENNA COLLIDES INTO HARVEYCARTOONANIMATES, CHUCK ARMSTRONG FLYING INTO HIS STRONGEST AIRBORNE)

Chuck Armstrong: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUH!!!

(FERB FLETCHER IS UPSIDE DOWN TO HIT BY EDDY, SEEING A COUPLE OF RACERS WHILE GOOFY'S SHOES IS ROLLING)

(TIMMY TURNER, CRISTÓBAL, ED, BEN TENNYSON, KICK BUTTOWSKI, GOOFY, BRANDY HARRINGTON, MR. WHISKERS AND GABI GAZELLE GOING ON A BIG SURF WITH ISABELLA GARCIA-SHAPIRO, HE IS NOW SEEING ON HIS WINDSHIELD CAMERA SEEING THAT BRANDY HARRINGTON COLLIDED TO MR. WHISKERS WITH GOOFY)

(CANDACE FLYNN AND BOB ZOOM STOPPED BEING SURFING, LOOKING AT THEM, CHUCKLES, HARVEYCARTOONANIMATES AND JAMIE ZOOM COLLIDES CANDACE FLYNN, BOB ZOOM LOOKS AT DOUBLE D, HITS HIM REALLY HARD, BOB ZOOM LANDS INTO DOUBLE D'S HAT, GOING SURFING AND BOTH SCREAMING)

(LIGHTNING MCDOKI STARTS TO DODGE ALL CHARACTERS COMPLETELY)

Bob: WAIT A SECOND, DARRELL. MCDOKI IS IN THE WRECKAGE!

Darrell: There is NO WAY THE ROOKIE COULD MAKE IT THROUGHT! Not in one piece, that is...

(MCDOKI COMPLETES TO DODGE ALL THE CHARACTERS WHO CRASHED, MCDOKI JUMPING INTO BOB ZOOM'S LEGS, HE'S GOING FLYING HIGH WITH HIS TONGUE OUT COMPLTELEY)

Lightning McDoki: Yeah.

Mia and Tia: Lightning! Oooooohhhhh!

(MCDOKI LANDS ON THE TRACK, THE FLAG WAVER WAVES A RED FLAG ON-SCREEN WHILE MCDOKI GOT AVOIDED THE WRECK)

Darrell: Look at that! McDoki made it through.

Bob: And a SPECTACULAR move by Lightning McDoki.

Lightning McDoki: YEAH! KA-CHOW!

Crowd in bleachers: MCDOKI! MCDOKI! MCDOKI! MCDOKI! MCDOKI! MCDOKI! MCDOKI! MCDOKI! MCDOKI! MCDOKI!

Cosmo: OH, YEAH, MCDOKI! KA-CHOW!!!!!

Bob: While everyone heads into the pits, McDoki stays out to take the lead.

Chuck Armstrong: (BEING TOWED AWAY) DON'T TAKE ME OUT, COACH. I CAN STILL RACE!!!

### Restart time

Darrell: Yeah, after a stop like that, he's got a lot of ground to make up. Get ready, boys and girls? We're comin' to the restart.

(FICK HICKS GRUNTS)

(THE FLAG WAVER WAVES THE GREEN FLAG TO START THE RACE AGAIN, LIGHTNING MCDOKI CONTINUES TAKING THE LEAD FULL TIME)

Fick Hicks: (PASSES TIMMY TURNER AND MR. WHISKERS ON THE TRACK) Argh, come on!

Fick Hicks: (TRYING TO PASS CANDACE FLYNN, BUT FAILED, BUT NOW HE DID IT.) COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!!!

(GABI WEATHERS PASSES HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ, GOOFY AND FERB FLETCHER ON THE TRACK)

(LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ENTERS THE PITS)

McDoki's Pitty #1: We need tires now. Come on, let's go.

McDoki: NO, NO, NO, NO! NO TIRES, JUST A DRINK!

McDoki's Pitty #2: What? (HIS TIRE CASTS AWAY)

McDoki's Pitty #3: ***YOU NEED TIRES, YOU IDIOT?!!!***

Darrell: Looks like it's all drinks-and-go's for McDoki today.

Bob Cutlass: Right. No tires again!

Darrell: But normally, I said a short-term gain, long-term loss, but it's working for him. He obviously knows something we don't know today.

### MCDOKI'S BLOWN A TIRE/THREE-WAY TIE FINISH

(A LOT OF CHARACTERS ZOOMS A LOT TO PROGRESS THROUGH THE RACE, WITH MCDOKI HAVING A HUGE LEAD AND STARTING THE LAST LAP)

Bob: This is it, Darrell. ONE LAP TO GO AND LIGHTNING MCDOKI HAS A HUGE LEAD!

Darrell: All he's got in the bag. CALL IN THE DOGS AND PUT OUT OF THE FIRE! WE'RE GOING TO CROWD US A NEW CHAMPION!

(MIA AND TIA SCREAMS)

Lightning McDoki: CHECKERED FLAG, HERE I COME! (HE BLOWS UP HIS TIRE/SHOE)

Darrell: OH NO! MCDOKI HAS BLOWN UP A TIRE!

Bob: AND WITH ONLY ONE TURN TO GO?! Can he make it?!

McDoki's Pitty #4: ***You fool?!***

McDoki's Pitty #5: (GRUNTS, KNOCKS DOWN A CART OF TIRES, SPILLS A TIRE MESS)

McDoki's Crew Chief: (ON RADIO) ***MCDOKI HAS BLOWN A TIRE! MCDOKI HAS BLOWN A TIRE! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!!!!***

(SERVERAL CHARACTERS ZOOMS ON SIDEWAYS)

(MCDOKI BLOWS UP ANOTHER TIRE/SHOE, COMES A LOT OF BLEEDING)

Darrell: HE'S LOST ANOTHER TIRE! THE QUEEN AND FICK ARE COMING UP FAST!

Bob: They're entering TURN THREE?!

McDoki: Come on. Arrrgh!

(SERVERAL CHARACTERS ZOOMS ON LEFT CORNER)

Darrell: I don't believe what I'm watching, Bob. Lightning McDoki is 100 feet from his FAKE PISTON CUP!

(LIGHTNING MCDOKI CONTINES JUMPING WITHOUT HIS TIRES, GABI WEATHERS AND FICK HICKS ARE RACING CLOSE-UP)

Bob: The Queen and Fick rounding into turn four.

Darrell: AND DOWN TO THE STRETCH, HERE THEY COME! AND IT'S, AND IT'S... (GABI WEATHERS AND FICK HICKS ARE COMING CROSS THE FINISH LINE ALONG WITH LIGHTNING MCDOKI STRETCHING HIS TONGUE OVER IT)

Bob: IT'S TOO CLOSE TO CALL?! TOO CLOSE!

Darrell: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Mia and Tia: LIGHTNING! (SCREAMS, ALL CHEERING)

Bob and Darrell: ***THE MOST SPECTACULAR, AMAZING, UNEQUIVOCALLY, UNBELIEVABLE! ENDING IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO WON! LOOK AT THAT!***

(Now into the replay, rewinds fast, slows down forward in three different angles) (The replay screen zooms out completely, Richard Clayton Kensington starting to noticing someone watching them with a camera)

Richard Clayton Kensington: HEY YOU, NO CAMERAS! ***GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!***

## Results

1. (TIED IN 1ST) Gabi Weathers - 400 laps
2. (TIED IN 1ST) Lightning McDoki - 400 laps
3. (TIED IN 1ST) Fick Hicks - 400 laps
4. Ed - 400 laps
5. Buford Van Stomm - 400 laps
6. Max Goof - 400 laps
7. Kick Buttowski - 400 laps
8. Eddy - 400 laps
9. Ferb Fletcher - 400 laps
10. Goofy - 400 laps
11. Doki Earnhardt Jr - 400 laps
12. Candace Flynn - 400 laps
13. Mr Whiskers - 400 laps
14. Jacky Spott - 400 laps
15. Double D - 400 laps
16. Cristóbal Jacobson - 400 laps
17. Diana Zoom - 400 laps
18. Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz - 400 laps
19. Doki Spott - 400 laps
20. Fico Barney - 400 laps
21. Bob Zoom - 400 laps
22. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro - 400 laps
23. Gabi Gazelle - 400 laps
24. Brandy Harrington - 400 laps
25. Dusty Crophopper - 400 laps
26. Anabella Vienna - 336 laps (CUT LEG)
27. Max Doki - 310 laps (DAMAGED TAIL)
28. Timmy Turner - 304 laps (BLOWN STOMACH GASES)
29. HarveyCartoonAnimates - 304 laps (DAMAGED ARM, BLOWN STOMACH GASES)
30. Ben Tennyson - 302 laps (BLOWN OMNITRIX)
31. Phineas Flynn - 301 laps (DAMAGED STOMACH GASES FAIL)
32. Giga Doki - 207 (BLOWN UP ARM)
33. Michael Dogtrip - 190 (CRASH)
34. Jamie Zoom - 190 (CRASH)
35. FanDoki21 - 190 (CRASH)
36. Chuck Armstrong - 190 (CRASH)
37. Doki El Pro - 100 laps (CRASH)
38. Mickey Mouse - 50 laps (CRASH)
39. Donald Duck - 17 laps (CRASH)
40. Tomas2010 - 17 laps (CRASH)
41. KauaAnimate - 17 laps (CRASH)
42. MultiTheDokiFan2012 - 14 laps (GOT ELECTROCUTED AND GOT BURNT)
43. LeonV34 - 5 laps (CRASH)