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Hot Diggity Date

Whitney meets Jason's family and reveals a very... unique talent.

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded the day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the fourth sketch of Season 2 Episode 6.
* This sketch features most cast members since the episode opener Exploring Backstage.
* This is the longest sketch since the Season 2 Episode 5 finale Mr. Eckelstone's Hunting Trip.
* This is the eightieth sketch in which Mallory Everton and Jason Gray appear.
FanFiction

Here is where you can find fanfiction that is all over Studio C! Hope you enjoy!

### Ridiculous

*by doctortrekkie on Wattpad*

'I hear Mallory's voice before I see her, and I feel a grin spread across my face as she emerges from the hallway. "Oh, hey Matt, you did make it," she says, throwing me a dazzling smile. I don't know how she does it, but one of those smiles never fails to light up the entire room. Is it any wonder I fall a little bit more in love with her every time I see one?'

How long has Matt been in love with Mallory? 'Approximately forever,' according to just about everyone. But he's willing to love her from afar, certain she'll never feel the same... until one fateful night at a Christmas party changes everything. As the "Mattory" craze begins to move from the realm of fantasy to reality, one thing's for sure-at Studio C, things are bound to get ridiculous.

And not everyone is happy about it.

*Read it all here.*

*Used with permission.*

### The Sky's Not the Limit

by doctortrekkie  on Wattpad

If you love someone, let them go.

Time heals all wounds.

When two years of crushing had finally turned into one fantastic year of dating, it seemed entirely obvious that Matt and Mallory were made for each other. As college winds to a close, they can look at each other and agree that marriage is in the cards.

But when their love of laughter leads to them and several of their friends to found the sketch comedy group Studio C, their dream's rocky start only seems to cause friction between them. Even as success begins to come, there aren't enough hours in the day to have any real relationship--except the one they put on for the cameras.

Seven seasons and over four years later, Studio C is starting to become a household name, but it seems the only shadow of Matt and Mallory's once spectacular relationship is their ship 'Mattory,' little more than a marketing device. Sometimes, they've learned, love just isn't enough.

But it's a pretty darn good start.

*Read it all here .*

*Used with permission.*
Awkward Avoidance Viking: Grandma's House

The awkward avoidance viking helps other people too.

Our favorite Viking is back and this time it is to help Matt and his grandma. Watch as our favorite Viking helps fix, yet another, awkward moment.

## Transcript

Elizabeth Funk: Oh, you're so sweet to visit. You look tired though. Why don't you go over to the fridge and get yourself something to drink?
Matt: Oh, okay. Do you want anything?
Elizabeth Funk: No, I'm fine. Help yourself though.
Matt:Oh, okay.

Matt: Ugh, how much milk does one woman need? She is losing it.

## Trivia

* This is the third sketch with the recurring character Awkward Avoidance Viking, after Awkward Avoidance Viking: Grocery Store and Awkward Avoidance Viking: Ex-Girlfriend.
	+ Just like the first two instalments of Awkward Avoidance Viking, this sketch was uploaded the day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the first time that a recurring character appears in three different sketches.
	+ This is the first time three parts of the same sketch-series appear in the same episode. Besides Awkward Avoidance Viking, the only other time when a prequel and its sequel appeared in the same episode, was in Season 1 Episode 1 with The Doorstep Part 1 and The Doorstep Part 2.
* This is the fourth time a sketch is directed by Matt Meese and directed by Nick Stentzel.
	+ Besides the three instalments of Awkward Avoidance Viking, the only sketch is Channel Surfing.
* This sketch was filmed off-set, like all other instalments of Awkward Avoidance Viking.
* This is the sketch of Season 1 with the fewest Cast members in it, only Jason Gray and Matt Meese appear in this sketch.
	+ This is not counting Bashful E-mail; no one appears in that sketch.
* Elizabeth Funk is the first featured guest star with a prominent speaking role. She appears as grandma in this sketch.
* This is the sketch with the longest title of Season 1.
* This sketch was featured in the special Season 1 Favorites.
Nick Stentzel

Nick Stentzel graduated from BYU with a bachelor's degree in Media Arts: Film, and a second major in Photography. He was a part of BYU Divine Comedy, but he left in April 2009. After that, he "has travelled extensively, shooting documentary films and photography around the globe". He has travelled to Uganda, Israel, Peru, and Singapore, among other countries, to show the circumstances people have to live in around the world. This is also why he has lived in Australia and Brazil. He has also worked on several media-related projects, prominently Studio C Season 1, the documentary short *Playing with the Devil* and he was the writer of the documentary short *Unhinged*.

Nick Stentzel was the director and segment director of photography of several sketches in Season 1.
A Studio C Wedding

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Jetta struggles to find a date to a wedding. A Christopher Nolan movie about a budding romance gets intense. The bride and groom have some confusion over names.

## Invited for a Wedding

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Dane Flowers: Your Local Flower Expert

In a flower shop, a biker gang confronts Dane, who calms them down with a floral arrangement.

## The Best Plus One

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Boyfriend Begins: A Chris Nolan Rom Com

Trailer for the movie Infatuation, where a wannabe journalist goes to space to save her boyfriend.

## Bride Forgets Groom's Name

A bride making her wedding vows tries to hide that she never actually learned the groom's name.

## Table Number Twelve

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Crashing a Wedding Goes Wrong

Jack tells a bride he loves her 20 minutes too late and pretends his confession is part of a play.
Cooking Bisque: Sharing Lobster Secrets

The Lobster Bisque man is BACK with his hit new TV show, 'Cooking Bisque & Other Stuff'. Don't miss out as he shares his TOP secrets with you for cooking the ultimate yummy meal!

## Transcript

James: Hey, guys. Hi. Welcome back to my cooking show. As many of you know, I am the proud father of a world-famous lobster bisque. And if you've ever wanted to know my secret, I am so excited to announce that today we're pulling out the big guns.

James: Wow. Also, I'm going to share my secrets with you.

*Lobster bisque, lobster bisque
Lobster bisque, lobster bisque
Lobster bisque is cooking bisque and stuff
It's food!*
James: The first thing you need to do is prepare mentally. This isn't like making a soufflé or sending a rocket to the moon. It's complicated. And it's a spiritual journey. It all starts with 27 minutes of meditation.

Jeremy: We don't have the time.
James: Time is all we have, Jeremy. Time is a wheel... of parmesan.
Jeremy: We'll just edit this out in post. Make a note of that, please.
James: Yum. I'm sinking into the a-bisque.

James: The selection of your lobster is absolutely essential. You think the 2016 election was divisive? You should see the lobster tank. After some initial vetting, I do a one-on-one interview with the lobster, to make sure he or she is worthy.

James: Now, how do you remain calm when you're in a pinch? Do you find it offensive when someone calls you a shrimp? Of all your friends, who would you say has a butter face? Would you consider yourself charitable or shellfish? Would you say that you were claw-strophobic?

James: An amateur might think that a very sharp knife is more dangerous. Not true! A dull knife is actually more dangerous because you'll probably get so frustrated, you'll stab someone.
Jeremy: Cut!

James: Next step, determine exactly how hungry you are. Are you a hungry, hungry hippo? Are you hungry like the wolf? Now take that number and multiply it by ounces.
Jeremy: None of those things are numbers.
James: I'll give you a number! I could do with about 10 ounces less of your bad attitude.

Jeremy: Uh, could we pan to the left a little?
James: To the left? Then the pan wouldn't be on the stove anymore! Could you quit it with the terrible ideas?

James: The most important tool of your lobster bisque is your whisk. Whisk it like it's hot. Whisk it like it's hot. It's all in the wrist.
Jeremy: You need to tell them what ingredients you put in there.
James: I don't know what I put in there.
Jeremy: What do you mean?
James: Ignorance is bisque.
Jeremy: Are you serious right now?
James: Look at my face, Jeremy. Is this my serious face?

Jeremy: We need a recipe, it's the only reason we got funding.
James: Oh, okay, I see. For the recipe...
Jeremy: Thank you.
James: Go to the store, in the soup aisle, pick any lobster bisque, and mix it in a pan. Voilà.
Jeremy: Come on!
James: Happy Bisque-ing!

James: No lobsters were harmed until after the filming of this show.
Season 8 Episode 4

A tourist is confused by a New York sandwich shop's service, Mo and Susan go on the worlds most awkward date, and Bad Karma returns.

## Leave A Message

We've all left those SUPER AWKWARD voicemails, but the question is, Can you still save face?! Watch Jason stumble through this challenge now!

## Your Favorite New York Restaurant

Who doesn't love a good sandwich shop in New York City? The Big Apple is FULL of great options for foodies. But you better know your way around NYC!

## The Interrogation Room: Part 1

Welcome to The Interrogation Room. This is where criminals enter, break down, and confess to all of their awful crimes! Want to know why? Cause THESE COPS ARE CRAZY!

## Online Date Disaster

Mo and Susan are new to the online dating scene. They're both a little nervous... but nerves aside, will this evening up magical for them? Or will things start to get a little wild and weird?

## A Royal Swing and a Miss

The World Series may be over, but baseball remains everyone's favorite pastime. In fact, our new video shows you how far back baseball might have gone!

## Worst Masseuse Ever

There's nothing better than getting a nice, relaxing massage. But you might want to avoid this place, because this masseuse will definitely INCREASE your stress... not reduce it!

## Bad Karma Returns

Guess who's baaaaaaack??! And this time, our very own Bad Karma lady is actively trying to stay on karma's good side! Will it work?!? Find out now!
A Surprise for Christmas

Watch how this family beautifully incorporates the joy of family and the fun of surprises! You won't want to miss this Christmas tradition to remember!

## Transcript

Matt: Hey honey, how was your day?
Whitney: Ugh, I am so tired. Everything hurts. I just... ugh.
Matt: Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart. Sounds like you could use some cheering up.
Whitney: I just want to put my feet up and veg out for the rest of the-
Mallory: Surprise!
Jason: Surprise!
Whitney: Ah!
Mallory: Oh...
Jason: Oh...
Matt: Oh... What just happened?
Whitney: My water just broke.
Matt: Oh, thank goodness. I was worried you got too surprised.
Whitney: Andy, I'm in labor.
Matt: O-oh! It's too soon! You still have two weeks!
Whitney: Oh, you're right. Well, why don't we just put all this water back in me and we'll be fine!
Matt: I'm sorry, I knew you were super bummed about not being able to travel to see family this Christmas, so I wanted to bring your parents here and surprise you.
Mallory: So sweet of you.
Jason: Could have told us before Thanksgiving when plane tickets were cheaper.
Whitney: Okay, hello, I'm having a baby right now.
Mallory: Oh, I get to be here when my baby has her baby!
Jason: I'm feeling very uncomfortable. My feet are wet.

Matt: Should we call an ambulance?
Whitney: No, my hospital bag is over here.
Stephen: Happy birthday!
Whitney: Ah!
Jason: At this rate she'll flood the place.
Matt: I'm sorry, honey, I invited grandpa Charlie too. I just wanted you to have a good Christmas.
Whitney: So you told him to jump out and shiv me?
Matt: Shiv you? Grandpa, why do you have a knife?
Stephen: Get back here, commie!
Matt: No.

Whitney: Ugh, I just need a drink of water. Why didn't you warn me they were going to be here?
Matt: Then it wouldn't have been a surprise!
Natalie: Surprise!
Whitney: Ah!
Adam: Surprise!
Whitney: Ah! Whose idea was it to have party poppers?!
Adam: Why am I all wet?
Matt: I am so sorry. I promise those were the last ones.
Whitney: Andy! Take me to the hospital!
Matt: Yes! Yes, yes, yes. Everybody, get in the car!
Whitney: No, I don't want them!
Matt: Everybody, stay here! We will call you when the baby is born.

Jeremy: Surprise!
James: We're missionaries! ...Okay.
Matt: I did not plan that one.
Whitney: I think I'm having the baby here.
Matt: I will call an ambulance.
Adam: Ask him how to get amniotic fluids out of shirts.
Jason: Well, seems as good a time as any to see the new Star Wars movie.
Mallory: Alan, our first grandbaby is being born right in front of our eyes!
Matt: Okay, sweetheart, let's get you to a couch.
Stephen: Happy birthday!
Whitney: Ah!
Matt: Ah! Grandpa! Where are you getting those knives?!
Adam: Uh, this isn't working either.
Natalie: Maybe try baking soda?
Mallory: It's the miracle of life, Alan!
Whitney: Ah!
Jason: Ah! I can see the head!
Mallory: I can see the head! Just one more good push, honey!
Whitney: I can't, I'm so tired!
Stephen: Happy birthday!
Whitney: Ah!

Matt: She's perfect.
Whitney: I couldn't have asked for a better Christmas present.
Adam: Ugh, yeah, I burned the shirt.
Stacey: Oh, would you look at that. A little Christmas miracle.
Stephen: Happy birthday!
Cast: Ah!
Dad Jokes

It's a dangerous epidemic taking over new fathers everywhere... the horrible condition of telling DAD JOKES. 😩 Hide your fanny packs before it's too late and you get sick, too!

## Transcript

Tori: Oh, she's beautiful. Congratulations, you two.
Whitney: I can't believe she's finally here.
Jason: Are we really parents? I mean, I still feel like the same old me.
Whitney: Well, maybe it would help if you held her.
Jason: Okay.

Jason: Does her face hurt?
Whitney: Oh no, is something wrong?
Jason: Because it's killing me.
Jason: Wow, honey, that was... that was not your best.
Jason: I'm sorry, that was like, something my dad would say.
Whitney: Oh, it's fine. Hey, can you wipe her nose?
Jason: Wanto to know how to make a tissue dance?
Whitney: Huh?
Jason: Put a little boogie in it! Why...
Whitney: Her nose is running, dear.
Jason: Her nose runs and her feet smell, she must be built upside down! Ha ha. Will you stop it right now, Jason?!
Whitney: Honey, when did you put on that sweater?
Jason: Ah! What... what is going on?

Jason: Aw, are you a grape who got stepped on?
Whitney: Don't... don't say it.
Jason: Because she let out a little whine. Oh... ah!
Tori: Okay, it's fine... why don't you take a seat? You look a little tired.
Jason: I'm too tired, like a bicycle. What is happening to me?

James: Is everything okay? I heard some noise.
Jason: Ah! Don't look at me! I'm a father!
Tori: What is wrong with him?
James: I've never seen it spread this fast before.
Jason: Somebody call me an ambulance! You're an ambulance.

Whitney: What is happening to my husband?
James: It's not your husband. Your husband is Dad.

Whitney: How do I help him?
James: We could put him on the almond diet, but that's just nuts!
Jason: Ha ha, yeah.
James: I'm sorry, it's contagious. I'm a dad too.
Jason: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
Whitney: No.
Jason: That's okay, I'm still working on it.
Whitney: No! Do something, doctor!
James: It's too late! The virus will soon retire and become a grandpa. The jokes will be replaced by grumpiness, unsolicited advice, and racist-
Aaron: Doctor Perry? Your wife is on the phone.
James: Well, tell her to put a jacket on, or she'll catch a cold. Male nurses... well, back in my day... Wait, this means...
Aaron: That's right. Your daughter just had a baby.
James: I'm a grandpa!
Jason: Hi grandpa! I'm hungry!
Whitney: No!
Drew Tekulve

Drew Tekulve was the senior colorist of Studio C, and has at times edited sketches as well. Although often uncredited, he was the main editor of The Most Organic Vlogs, but he also color-graded Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Luke Skywalker Meets Rey and A Royal Swing and a Miss, amongst other sketches. He started working with Studio C in Season 3.

Drew Tekulve graduated from Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah, and he has been working for BYU Broadcasting since 2013, enjoying television programs like *The Story Trek* and *Studio C*.

He was the main colorist of Studio C from Season 1 until Season 9.
Mark Rober

Mark Rober, born on March 11, 1980 (43 years old), is an American engineer and YouTube personality. After earning a mechanical engineering degree from Brigham Young University and a Master's degree from the University of Southern California, he joined NASA in 2004. He spent 7 years working on the *Curiosity* rover, which was flown to Mars in 2011. During his last years with NASA, he started a YouTube channel, where he uploads a variety of videos, from technology videos to pranks, but his main topic is science. In October 2019, he co-created the fundraiser TeamTrees.org with YouTuber MrBeast, an attempt to raise money to plant 20 million trees before the end of the year. Donating $50,000 himself, it attracted the attention of Elon Musk, Alan Walker, and Pewdiepie, among many, many others. He currently has around 10 million subscribers and around 1 billion views.

He worked with Studio C on the sketch "Stranded on a Deserted Island with Mark Rober". He has also competed in a "YouTubers vs. Studio C" video, to celebrate Studio C reaching a billion views, together with Jared Mecham, among others.

## Stranded on a Deserted Island with Mark Rober

The worst possible thing has happened: the Studio C cast stranded on a deserted island. But, there's hope when they find another survivor Mark Rober.

## YouTubers vs. Studio C: One Billion Views Challenge Video

In celebration of surpassing 1 billion views on our YouTube channel, we've invited 12 YouTubers to come participate in a challenge video with us! Watch all of the excitement of #YouTubersvsStudioC now!
Just Jeremy: T-Rex Art

Jeremy explores the incredible things the T-rex has done with such short arms.

## Transcript

Jeremy: And now, the man who once wrestled Abraham Lincoln and won his childhood farm.

Jeremy: Would you like to see some of my drawings? I would like to show you a tribute to an animal who has triumphed over his shortcomings to become a benevolent creature. That's right. I'm talking about the tyrannosaurus rex. Some tyrannosaurus rexes have figured out how to hold hands. Some have even figured out how to play Red Rover. Some are really creative and have figured out genius ways to change lightbulbs. Some have even figured out how to get something off of the top shelf. That's some breakfast cereal. But some have even become the long arm of the law. But they still can't get their hands above their heads. I never knew a creature with cold blood could warm my heart so much.

## Trivia

* This is the penultimate sketch of Season 2 Episode 4.
* This sketch was uploaded a day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This sketch is part of Just Jeremy, after Just Jeremy: Sci-Fi Movies and Just Jeremy: How To Mustache.
	+ This is only one of two Just Jeremy sketches with a video description on YouTube.
Jared Shores

Jared N. Shores graduated from Brigham Young University in 2010 with a degree in Economics. Since then he has worked with BYU Broadcasting as a creative development supervisor. He was the producer of Studio C until 2017, which added the campus comedy group Divine Comedy to its program in 2012.

Shores was the supervising producer for BYUtv's documentary series, Art.Work, which premiered in 2012. He created Studio C together with Matt Meese, and worked on the program as an executive producer from Season 1 until Season 7, and has also appeared in several sketches, such as in Welcome Back Song.
Garet Allen

* General
* Physical
* Social

Garet Allen joined Studio C in season 10, joining the new cast after the ten original cast members left the show, as the only member to join from Divine Comedy. He is currently one of the cast members of Studio C as of season 14.

He has one older sibling, and he started acting when he was 15 years old. Having starred in the movie **Love Everlasting**, in which he worked with Lucky Blue Smith, he started attending Brigham Young University and joined Divine Comedy in the fall of 2018, but left in December 2018. If he is not working on sketches, he can be found skiing, playing Boggle, playing card games, or hiking.
Man of Interest

Dating takes practice and sometimes some coaching. Watch as Whitney takes a course on love with her very own dating dummy.

## Transcript

Jason: Hello again, female co-ed. And welcome to Chapter 6 of The Dating Guide. Today we will discuss the first kiss. For this chapter, you'll need your practice dummy, included in the dating kit.

Jason: Now seat your dummy on a couch or comfortable chair.

Jason: Remember, do not go for the kiss too soon, hasty girls will get a disappointing peck on the cheek and a let's-just-be-friends-handshake-goodnight. Now drape the dummy's arm around your shoulders.

Jason: Test your breath. Does it smell like feminine vulnerability? Good. Now rest your head on your dummy's shoulder. But be careful: You don't want to remind your date of a cat begging for tuna.

Jason: That's better. If your man of interest catches on to this subtle gesture and approves, he will rest his head on yours.

Jason: Now every moment is key. Look at your man of interest until he turns to look at you.

Jason: Glance at his lips. Then look away. Then back at his lips. Let your man of interest congratulate himself on successfully wooing his woman of choice before he moves closer. Allow the tension to build. Wait for it. And…

Mallory: Hey Whitney.
Whitney: Oh Mallory, hi. Sorry, I was just um... do… um... I was just practising.
Mallory: Yes, I see you've met my brother Jeremy?
Whitney: Brother?
Jeremy: Mallory, I was this close!
Mallory: You're disgusting!

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the fifth sketch written by Whitney (Call) Meek, and it's the second sketch in a row written by her.
* This is the tenth sketch in a row to be directed by Julian Riley.
* This is the tenth sketch to feature Jeremy Warner.
* This is the first sketch since Reference Check to have a voice-only role.
	+ This is the first time Jason Gray is the one who can only be heard, after Mallory Everton and Whitney (Call) Meek in previous sketches.
* Matt Meese doesn't appear in this sketch, which makes it the only sketch of Season 1 Episode 4 where he isn't a part of the sketch.
* This is only the first out of two sketches not included in the episode description. The second sketch is Bad Extra.
A Secret Scarecrow

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The lights go out and set a spooky stage for scarecrows, vampires, werewolves, and horror movies.

## Scare Prank Gone Wrong

While trying to scare trick-or-treaters, a man dressed as a scarecrow overhears some disturbing information.

## My Blood Runs Red White and Blue

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Halloween House Party

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## The Pretty Girl Curse

This is a horror movie situation people and as the "pretty girl" of the friend group, Tori is convinced she'll be the one killed first for her looks.
Bad Karma Returns

Guess who's baaaaaaack??! And this time, our very own Bad Karma lady is actively trying to stay on karma's good side! Will it work?!? Find out now!

## Transcript

***Bad Karma!***

James: You're a good boy, Gerald.

Mallory: What? You got a problem, Captain Planet? Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah! Ah! Help me! Somebody help me! Oh, there's so many diapers in here!

***Bad Karma!***

Mallory: There. Everyone happy now? No... I can't breathe. Ah!

***Bad Karma!***

Mallory: Ah! Ah!

***Bad Karma!***
Cooking Bisque: Holiday Edition

LOBSTER BISQUE IS BACK! And this time, he's brought his very own cooking show with him, Cooking Bisque! Watch, laugh, and BE SURE to get inspired to cook a crazy large amount of BISQUE!!!

## Transcript

James: Should I go? Jeremy?
Jeremy: Yes.
James: Should I go?
Jeremy: Yes.
James: But the... the little red light is blinking.
Jeremy: It should blink, that's typical.
James: You're difficult!

James: Hey guys, hi. Welcome back to my cooking show. The only place you should ever go for advice, and not just on cooking. I studied **p**sycho-cology. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking about Christmas! My favorite holiday! Not to be confused with Bisquemas, which is the day after, where we go to a soup kitchen and volunteer... to eat all of the leftovers. Step aside, gallon challenge. You ain't got nothing on Bisquemas!

*Lobster bisque, lobster bisque
Lobster bisque, lobster bisque
Lobster bisque is cooking bisque and stuff
It's food!*
James: Today we are going to be making Christmas cookies, but these ain't your grandma's cookies, or even your great-grandma's cookies, or even your great-great-grandma's cookies. These cookies aren't even your great-great-great...
Jeremy: We get it!
James: I digress. These cookies are so legit, they are also not your great-grandfather's cookies, or your great-great-

James: It's easy to remember the ingredients; just get your butter, flour, baking powder, sugar, eggs, vanilla, salt. Butter, flour, baking powder, sugar, eggs, vanilla, salt. Butter, flour, baking powder, bake bake bake bake baking powder. Butter, flour, baking powder, sugar, eggs, vanilla, salt. Sugar, sugar, sugar, salt! Sugar, sugar, 'nilla, salt. Butter, flour, baking powder, sugar, eggs, vanilla, salt. ...salt, salt, salt.
Jeremy: What is happening right now?
James: I like this guy. Who is he?

James: Another way to remember the ingredients is by the acronym. BFBPSEVS. Using the mnemonic device: Bisque, frisque, bisque, prisque, smisque, eggs, visque, and super-cali-fragile-and-mince-and-skedala-most-a. If you still can't remember the ingredients, tell each one of the ingredients to seven individual friends by order of preference. Add them to your MySpace page...
Jeremy: Just tell them to write it down.
James: Hey. You do your job, and I'll do a real job.
Jeremy: Look, I'm just saying it's easier...
James: Write it down?!
Jeremy: Mhm.
James: What if somebody burns that piece of paper?
Jeremy: Why would someone do that?
James: For warmth.
Jeremy: Cut!

James: For a crunchier option, don't separate the eggs... from their shells. Delish. Hmm.

James: Remember that when your cookies are done baking, you have to let them cool before applying the frosting, or it will just melt and get everywhere and look like one of those useless paintings you get from your no-talent third-grader.
Jeremy: You can't say that.
James: Sorry. No-talent fourth-grader. In the oven they go, like Hansel and Gretel.

James: If you have done everything right, your cookie should look just like this. Rudolph: an interpretation. Isn't that sweet? Hmm, now I know why Mike Tyson did it! Hmm. That's pretty good!
A Rude Awakening

What could Stephen's worst nightmare be? Does it actually come true? Are pillows really a thing of comfort? All these questions and more are answered in our super sleepy spooky sketch where dreams may feel a little too real!

## Transcript

Stephen: Jackson? Jackson? Hey buddy, you feeling okay?

Stephen: Sweetheart, you believe this, but Jackson snuck out last night. Whitney? Whitney, did you hear me? What the...?

Stephen: Is everyone...? Grandpa? Are you...? What is happening?! No. No! Where am I? Where am I?!

Stephen: Ah!
Whitney: Sweetheart? Are you okay?
Stephen: I had the worst dream.
Whitney: Oh, tell me about it.
Stephen: None of you had any faces.
Whitney: It's okay. Sorry you're feeling down.
Alena Helzer

Alena Helzer was a BYU Divine Comedy member from September 2015 until April 2018, where she was working with the featured Cast of Season 8 and Kayla Yentes, among others. She majored in Marketing. She was raised in Draper, Utah.

**About me:** "Alena is a fugitive of the law. You didn't see her here. Kapeesh?"

She played a cameo in the sketches No Work and All Cosplay, Where Is Thumbkin? and Lost Scouts.

## No Work and All Cosplay

The Theater boyz are BACK! And THIS time, they are using their Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Batman costume skills to impress the girls at the movies!

## Where Is Thumbkin?

Don't you just LOVE a good puppet show? The classic nursery rhyme, "Where is Thumbkin?" is sure to get the kids entertained. Get your thumbs a' moving and watch now!

## Lost Scouts

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***
Lord of the Rings

The Lord of the Rings is a fantasy novel and movie series, written by author J. R. R. Tolkien between 1937 and 1949. The stories follow the adventure of the hobbit named Frodo Baggins, who is tasked to destroy the powerful Ring, in order to defeat the reigning dark lord Sauron. During his travels, he is joined by his friends Sam, Merry and Pippin, the wizard Gandalf, the humans Aragorn and Boromir, the elf Legolas, and the dwarf Gimli, forming *The Fellowship of the Ring*.

## Shallow Mal

Beauty is only skin deep and so is ugliness.

## Gollum's Internal Struggle

How many personalities does Sméagol have?

## Lord of the Potter

What will happen when the Wizarding World of Harry Potter meets the Middle Earth World of the Lord of the Rings?!?! All we can say is it is EPIC!

## The True Story of Lewis and Clark

Watch the story of how Lewis and Clark start on an unexpected journey across America with a small Hobbit named Frodo Baggins.

## Lord of the Rings Parody: You Have My Sword

When Frodo signs up for the daunting task of taking the ring to Mordor and dropping it in a volcano, fortunately, he's met with the support of good friends and collegues who offer him AMPLE help. Watch our 'Fellowship of the Rings' parody now!
Derek Marquis

Derek Marquis was one of the three executive producers of Studio C.

Derek Marquis earned a bachelor's degree in Communications from BYU in 1988, and during his study, he started working for BYUtv in 1984.

He returned to work as a full-time employee in 1991. In the years between these periods, he has worked as a writer, producer, and anchor for the Public Affairs Department of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, as a news anchor and reporter for KSL Radio, and as a news director for KUER Radio in Salt Lake City.

His book is called *Till Debt Due Us Part*, a book about personal finance, and he has written and instructed a BYU Independent Study course by the same name.

He was named managing director for BYU Broadcasting in 2007, although he has worked as Director of Development & Marketing before that. He is also the Owner and President of his own media company Marquis Media Source.

Until 2017, he was the Executive Producer of several television shows on BYUtv, including *Random Acts*, *Granite Flats*, *Turning Point* and *Studio C*. He worked with Studio C from Season 1 until Season 7.

His programs have been awarded over 60 Emmy Awards.
I'm Listening

Nothing is more infuriating than trying to talk to a friend who is ignoring you or "multi-tasking". Sometimes you just don't get the full story unless you give complete, undivided attention.

## Transcript

Matt: Hey man, can I talk to you about something?
James: Yeah, totally, just a second.

Matt: I can come back another time.
James: No, no, no. I'm listening.
Matt: So it's about Megan. We've gone on a couple dates, and they've gone well, but I just think... Sorry, I can wait.
James: I'm listening. Megan?
James: Yeah, so, I just can't figure out if she's having a good time. She's been acting a little weird. I... don't mind waiting, just let me know when you're done.
James: I'm listening! I...you... Megan's doing something weird. She, uh, you said that she, um... I'm listening.
Matt: So she's just been saying some things... Are you texting?!
James: I'm not, I'm not! I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. I'm sorry. I did. I'm.... focus.
Matt: Alright. Well, she's super nice, right? So I'm worried that she's just being nice when she says yes to going on dates with me.
James: Yeah.
Matt: Yeah? Like you know that's what she's doing?
James: Oh, I don't know. I'm just... I'm just listening.
Matt: Oh, right. So the other day, I thought the date was going well, but then she mentioned some other guy taking his date to play racquetball-
James: I'm listening.
Matt: What?
James: Sorry, what?
Matt: I was in the middle of talking.
James: And I was in the middle of listening.
Matt: But you spoke. Are you kidding me?

[Matt: You are a terrible friend!]
[James: Sorry can't talk right now. I'm listening.]

Matt: Ugh, James!
James: I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I... I... I really want to listen. I really do! And I... you teach me how to listen! Because I care, I really care. I'm sorry, please.
Matt: Then look at me and nothing else. James.
James: I...
Matt: James.
James: I... will.

**Voice 1**: Oh, are you kidding me?
**Voice 2**: Sorry.

James: My potato's ready.
Matt: Think, James, what's more important? Your potato or your friend?
James: A true friend wouldn't ask me to choose, Matthew.
Matt: Careful, James.
James: I'm listening.
Matt: James.
James: I'm listening.
Matt: James.
James: I'm listening. I'm listening.
Matt: James.
James: I'm listening.
Matt: James.
James: I'm... listening!
Matt: James!
James: I'm listening.
Matt: Well done.
James: Thank you.
Matt: How's your potato?
James: Sufficient. How's your relationship?
Matt: Way to turn it back on me to show you're listening.
James: Thank you. So what do you think you'll do about Megan?
Matt: I think we're just not meant to be.
James: You're going to break up with her?
Matt: I think so. Thanks for listening.
James: You're welcome. And she agrees.
Matt: Good. Wait, what?
James: He's good, see you at 7:00! It's a date. Good talk!
Matt: You're a terrible friend!
James: I'm not listening!

Matt: Oh, wow!
Season 3 Episode 8

A bright inventor has each of his brilliant ideas ruined, a couple on a hike assists a stranded stranger, and Teddy explains how his story business works.

## Fraulein Poppins

Never before seen test footage of Mary Poppins.

## Bad Inventor

Every invention can be made just a little better.

## Context is Everything

A big thanks to Rogue Wave for helping with this video!

Featuring guest stars Rogue Wave.

## Teddy's Story Joint

Every great story came from Ted's Story Joint!

Featuring guest star Kenny Baldwin.

## Shoulder Angel and Devil

Angel vs. Devil... who wins?

Featuring guest star McKay Jacobsen.

## Trivia

### Video Statistics

 **Shoulder Angel and Devil** | 4,900,000+

### Trivia

* Matt appears in all the sketches of this episode. Jason doesn't appear in **Help Me**.
* Jared Shores appears in two sketches, **Context is Everything** and **Worst Doctor Ever**, and Rogue Wave, Kenny Baldwin and McKay Jacobsen also appear in this episode.
* This episode features the Shoulder Angel and Devil and another instalment of Worst... EVER.
	+ This episode also features a sketch referencing Mattory.
* This episode features the first sketches with a rating higher than 99% since Season 3 Episode 6.
	+ **Bad Inventor** has a rating of almost 99.5%, and **Teddy's Story Joint** has a rating of 99.3%.
* **Context is Everything** has the second-lowest rating of Season 3, after **Based on Actual Events**.
* **Bad Inventor** has the highest rating of Season 3.
* **Worst Doctor Ever** is the only sketch with more than five million views.
Shawn Bradley

Shawn Paul Bradley, born on March 22, 1972 (51 years old), is a German-American retired basketball player. He played in the NBA for the Philadephia 76ers, the New Jersey Nets and the Dallas Mavericks. Because of his height (7'6", 2.29m), he got the nicknames "The Enormous Mormon" and "The Storming Mormon". He scored 6,752 points in the NBA in total, with an average of 8.1 points per game. Besides that, he competed internationally for the national team of Germany, together with teammate Dirk Nowitzki. He came fourth at the European Championships. He retired in 2005. In 2010, he ran as a Republican for a District seat in the Utah House of Representatives but lost 46.39% to 51.13%.

He appeared in the sketch Shoulder Angel Meets Shawn Bradley.

## Shoulder Angel Meets Shawn Bradley

Our favorite shoulder angel is back, and this time it is to help NBA player Shawn Bradley. Watch as the shoulder angel has to climb to great heights to help make a good decision.
Ha Ha Halloween

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Studio C celebrates Halloween! Zombies get everyone but Tori Pence. Frankenstein’s bride wants to take things slow. A ghost realizes she likes the boy she's haunting. Dracula and monsters get pulled over after robbing a blood bank.

## Who Got Bit By A Zombie?

During a zombie apocalypse, every cast member but Tori admits to being bitten by a zombie.

## Bride of Frankenstein

Dr. Frankenstein creates the Bride to marry the Monster, but she wants to go on a date first.

## Getting Ghosted For Real

Patricia tries to ghost Evan by appearing to him as a ghost, but she realizes she does like him.

## Athlete's Foot Commercial

Glen has to deal with a stubborn Athlete's Foot that's moved in and is going to marry his grandma.

## Monsters Have a Run-in with the Police

Dracula and monsters are pulled over for suspicious activity while stealing from a blood bank.
Exploring Backstage

Take a look at a typical backstage day at Studio C.

## Transcript

James: Welcome to Studio C, everyone. My name is James Perry, I'm one of the cast members of the show. Tonight we thought we would send you backstage, surprise the rest of the cast, and let you see what it's like. Now, it takes a well-oiled machine to get this show running every week. But with one season under our belts, we've got it down to an exact science, so, let's go take a look. Come on.

James: So, one of the-
Natalie: Ah!
James: Don't worry about that. They will probably-
Whitney: James! Thank goodness you're here! I need you to play all of Matt and Jason's parts, right now! Go, go, go, go!
James: Wait, wait, wait, what is, what is going on? Why is Jeremy crying?
Whitney: Jeremy wanted to play Matt and Jason's roles, but I told him his mustache was too distracting to play that many parts!
Jeremy: It's just a mustache!
James: Okay, but where are Jason and Matt?
Whitney: Jason got his wisdom teeth pulled this morning and he got his painkiller dosage way messed up.
Adam: Hey Jason, buddy? Why don't you climb down?
James: How did he get up there?
Stacey: I think he flew, man. For real.
Jason: Who are you? Where are my pants?
Adam: Yes, where are his pants? What?
Stacey: What the? Hm, no.
James: Okay, yeah, but where is Matt?
Stephen: I think he's still tanning.
Adam: Matt tans? Really doesn't show.

Mallory: James! Have you seen it?
James: Seen what?
Mallory: There is a devil raccoon somewhere here in this studio! It got here when the production manager quit and ran out! He's here...
James: Wait, wait, wait, Diane quit?
Whitney: Yeah, she split after the curling iron cut fire and burned Natalie's hair off.

Natalie: It's not that bad, right?
Stacey: No, no, Nat, it's fine. It doesn't look way gross at all.
Jason: Ah!
Stacey: How did you get your pants on?
Mallory: There it is!
Stacey: Okay, Mal, Mal, be careful! Mal!

Whitney: Guys! Where did Jason go? What? No!
Natalie: You know, he's really great at driving that.
Whitney: Focus, Natalie! Jeremy, go out and find him!
Jeremy: I'm on it.

Matt: Sorry I'm late, guys. What are we looking at?
Whitney: What happened?
Matt: Yeah, I kind of fell asleep in the sun for fifteen hours. Okay, ow.
Whitney: Great, we'll just have to cut every sketch where Matt plays a normal human being.
Mallory: You have to cut my juggling sketch. The racoon got my hands.
Stephen: Wait, I know! Matt could play... a newborn. Or... a radish!
Natalie: Look, Jeremy still hasn't caught Jason! We need to do something!
Whitney: Wait, James, James? Is that camera rolling?

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded the day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the first sketch of Season 2 Episode 6.
* This is the second episode opener in a row to feature all ten cast members, after Touch Up.
* Several members of the crew are also featured in this sketch.
* This is the fiftieth sketch in which Stephen Meek appears.
* This is the second sketch of Season 2 that uses the studio as a setting in the sketch, after the season opener Welcome Back Song.
David Bazan

David Shannon Bazan, born on January 22, 1976 (48 years old), is an American indie rock singer/songwriter. Since 1995, he has been the lead singer in the bands *Pedro the Lion* and *Headphones*, and the drummer in the band *The Guilty*. Since early 2006, he has been performing under his own name as well, because he was tired of the difficult lifestyle of being in a band. In 2009, he started to adapt to a new model for touring by doing living room shows, and with success. As a result of the mixed touring models, he became the most touring artist on Billions Corp's roster. He has released several albums, most recently on May 13, 2016.

David Bazan has worked with Studio C on the sketch/song "Twin Therapist".

## Twin Therapist

From sharing clothes to robbing banks, being a twin has its perks!
Ike Flitcraft

* General
* Physical

Ike Flitcraft joined Studio C in season 10, joining the new cast after the ten original cast members left the show. He is currently one of the cast members of Studio C as of season 14.

**Favorite food:** Sushi

He grew up in New Jersey, where he also had his first job as a stock boy, but by the time he went to college, he already moved to Nashville, where he started doing comedy. After his graduation, he left to Los Angeles. He has been in the comedy industry since 2014, from Revolution Pictures to a freelance writer for several universities across the United States. He also joined the sketch comedy group *Fall Follies* with Austin Williams. When he's not working on sketches, he's working on interior design, playing the guitar, or traveling. Since February 2019, he and Jetta Juriansz have been dating. He was credited to be one of the show's producers starting Season 14, and returned as the narrator in the Halloween special Edgar Allan Crow.
Connect-A-Sketch: The Absent-Minded Robber & College Research Project: The Four-Page Zone

These following sketches have a certain connection or reference in them and the challenge is to find it. Some will be easy, some will be hard. See if you can find them!

Level Difficulty: MEDIUM

## The Absent-Minded Robber

Do you ever walk into a room and forget why you went there in the first place?

## College Research Project: The Four-Page Zone

Why do we make Matt do sketches like this? For science!
Grandpa Finds Hidden Treasure

Grandpa's age-old quarter-in-the-ear trick reveals ALL NEW surprises! Find out what here!

## Transcript

James: Knock knock.
Whitney: Dad, you made it!
James: Barely.
Whitney: Hey.
James: Hey, sweetheart.
Whitney: Here, have a seat. Jake, grandpa's here!

Stephen: Grandpa!
James: Oh hey, sport. Hey. Oh. Now hold on there.
Stephen: What?
James: Oh, there's something in your ear.
Stephen: Is it an earwig?
James: Oh no, it's... oh, looks like a shiny new quarter.
Stephen: Oh my goodness.
Whitney: Wow, lucky you, Jake!

Stephen: Is there anything else in my ear, grandpa?
James: Well, let's see. Um, oh, would you look at that?!
Stephen: No way!
James: Oh, hold on. I think you also left a... a fifty-cent piece in your ear.
Stephen: Cool!

James: Oh wow, and here's a dol- a dollar? Five dollars.
Whitney: Wow, dad. That's pretty generous of his... ear.
James: This isn't my money.
Whitney: What?
James: Oh. Oh! What else is in there?
Stephen: No, grandpa, I'm afraid.
James: A thousand dollars, made out to you?!
Stephen: How?
James: The winning lotto ticket. Jake, your ear's a gold mine!
Whitney: Dad, I think you should stop. We should take him to a doctor or something.
James: Oh, there's something else in there! It's... what is this? It's a Van Gogh painting!
Stephen: Ah!
Whitney: No more!
James: Blood diamonds!
Whitney: Please! He's just a boy!
James: A treasure chest! And the man who died with it!
Stephen: Ah!
Whitney: Ah!
Stephen: I'm going to die!
Whitney: Dad, stop!
James: I see the mast of a ship! Bend down!
Whitney: No!

James: Oh, I'm sorry, little buddy, don't cry. It's all right. Jake, look, look. I got your nose!
Stephen: Ah!
Whitney: Ah!
James: Ah!
Flippa The Pancake

A television journalist is determined to prove that he can play football as well as former pros. A chess championship illustrates why chess isn't just a game -- it's a sport for the bravest competitors. Construction workers building a house must be alert during their break. Dalton discovers the Earth shattering truth that his entire life has been a lie, created for the entertainment of others. A trendy breakfast restaurant helps customers face their day.

## Pro Football Pre-Game

Bring on the laughs! Sketch comedy for everyone.

## Chess, The Most Exciting Sport

Chess game spins out of control when one player's king abdicates the throne in favor of her queen.

## Cast Impressions: Garet

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Construction Break

If you've missed tongue-twisters, it's your lucky day. Construction workers building a house keep stopping their work to take soda breaks for no reason.

## The Real Horsewives

Austin spills the neigh-borhood gossip and things start to get a little heated.

## Dalton's Life Is a Lie

Dalton learns his entire life, including his marriage, was made up as part of a prank by the cast.

## Cast Impressions: Naomi

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Pancake Flippers

Pancake flippers at a breakfast restaurant flip everything they cook into restaurant patrons' faces.