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Cup

> "*Cups are intense. Like, really intense.*"
> ― Nobody, never
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**Cups** aren't intense. They are containers used mainly for transporting liquids, but can be used to store solids as well.

## Examples of cups

* A red cup.
* Even more red cups.
* Roses are red, this cup is blue. Cups aren't just red, they can be be other colors too.
* This is excessive.
* Cups can be pretty like this.
* This is the wrong kind of cup.
* A ceramic, multicolored cup.
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## Trivia

* Apparently, cups are musical instruments
* "Cups" spelled backwards is "spuc," a word that has absolutely no meaning whatsoever
* It is physically possible to place coffee in one. However, the same cannot be said for a house.

## References

1. ↑ This is visual evidence, people. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZf\_joR1Srk]
Year

**Years** are a measurement of time. There's a 75% chance that the year you're reading this in is 365 days long and a 25% chance it's 366 days long. Years that are 365 days long are common years and those that're 366 long are leap years.

## How many does it take?

It'll take...

* 1 to make a year (logic)
* 2 to make a biennium
* 3 to make a triennium
* 4 to make a quadrennium or Olympiad
* 5 to make a lustrum

* 10 to make a decade
* 15 to make an indiction
* 20 to make a score
* ~31.7 to make a gigasecond (1M seconds)
* 50 to make a jubilee
* 100 to make a century
* 1,000 to make a millennium
* ~31,700 to make a terasecond
* 1M to make a megayear
* 230M to make a galactic year
* A lot to make eternity

## What happens in a year?

Starting from January 1 and ending on December 31...

* You, along with everyone else on Earth, have one birthday in a year.
* All yearly holidays occur. (New Year's, Easter, Halloween, etc.)
* Around 365 generations of mayflies would have lived and died.
* The Earth  orbits the Sun once.
* All seasons  would have occurred entirely.
Reverse

**Reverse** is a verb, noun, and adjective. Reasons below.

## As a verb

To reverse something is to make it go in the opposite direction it originally traveled in or to invert it.

## As an adjective

Calling something "reverse" can mean the remark's target is...

* The opposite of what one expects
* The backside of something else

## As a noun

I dunno. Just read this and find how you can use "reverse" as a noun.
ALL CAPS

**ALL CAPS** IS WHEN A WORD OR LINE OF TEXT IS ENTIRELY UPPER-CASED LIKE THIS. IT'S USED TO REPRESENT A FEELING OF ANGER, SURPRISE, DISTRESS, OR WHEN SOMEONE IS YELLING. ALL-CAPS IS USUALLY SEEN IN PLACES LIKE YOUTUBE COMMENTS AND  VIDEO TITLES, COMIC BOOK ONOMATOPOEIA, AND THE RAGE OF CHILDREN IN CHAT.

## EXAMPLES OF USING ALL CAPS

* THIS PAGE RIGHT NOW
* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
* I HATE THIS STATE!
* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* COME HERE, YOU!
* DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!
* I'LL TEACH YOU TO BE GOOD-MANNERED AND CONSIDERATE TO OTHERS, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!
* HOLY SHIT I DROPPED MY CONTACT LENS NOBODY FUCKING MOVE
* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

## PEOPLE HATE ALL-CAPS

YOUTUBE COMMENT SECTION-DWELLING SCUM, GET THE MESSAGE THAT PEOPLE HATE WHEN YOU USE ALL-CAPS. THIS APPLIES TO ALL OTHER COMMENT SECTIONS ON ALL OTHER WEBSITES, INCLUDING THIS ONE. IT MAKES YOU LOOK IMMATURE; NO ONE IS GOING TO LISTEN TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY IF YOU'RE GOING AT IT LIKE THIS:

YOU SHOULD STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS ALREADY! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

AND PEOPLE WILL ESPECIALLY STOP LISTENING TO YOU IF YOU SAY IT LIKE THIS:

I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO IF YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING, AT LEAST DON'T USE ALL-CAPS OR MORE THAN TWO EXCLAMATION MARKS.
Bullshit

**Bullshit** has multiple meanings. It can refer to something that is undesirable, unbelievable, or real shit from a bull.

## Undesirable bullshit

Undesirable bullshit can be a situation someone doesn't want to be in or something someone doesn't want to deal with. This sense of "bullshit" is the less used definition.

## Unbelievable bullshit

Unbelievable bullshit is is kind of lie that is so poorly formed that it'd take an idiot to fall for it. This bullshit is the kind that is the main definition of the word.
Friday

**Friday** is the sixth day of the week and the final weekday of the week. It is often celebrated by schoolchildren and workers as it is traditionally the last day that children go to school and workers go to their jobs, although this isn't always true. It can also be celebrated as it is the day before Saturday, a full day of relaxing for some people.

Friday is a day when movies are commonly released in theaters and when new episodes of some shows are aired. If a Sunday is the first of a month, the second Friday of that month will always be Friday the Thirteenth.
Dumb shit

**Dumb shit** is crap no one cares about that's even worse than whatever. "Dumb shit" also refers to things that are utterly stupid in general. When someone is spouting a bunch of dumb shit, you might want to do the following:

* FITE
* Run him over
* Beat him upside the head with a crowbar
* Send him to Hell using a Gatling
* Simply leave

## List of dumb shit

* This.
* This?
* Maybe this.
* Definitely this.
Death

**Death** is when a living thing becomes just a thing. It is the opposite of life and the half-opposite of undead.

## Paths to death

Murder - "I keel you"

Quit Mode - "I'd rather not"

Natural disaster - "It wasn't me, so it's not my fault."

Accidental death - "(wheeze)"

Torture - "Oww oww oww"

## Related

Resurrection - woae he cuhm baq 2 lief

Undead - zombies, ghosts, ghouls, all that tasty goodness
Germany

**The Nazis**

Tips: The Germans get the highest quality of the highest price. With Germany, when you pay a lot you get a lot back. With Germany you want to focus on tanks and planes. The Germans start with fast Panzerkampfwagen III in the armoured division, you will steadily want to upgrade, when upgrading DO NOT go from Panzer IV right to Panther, you will need the Tiger (Panzerkampfwagen V) in scenarios of long range and heavy armoured battles. When using planes, you will need to upgrade the Messerschmidt-109 to the Messerschmidt-262 as soon as possible to gain a HEAVY advantage over your enemy's fighters, the ME 262 is the fastest fighter in the game and is easily able to out maneuver your enemies. The Arado 234 is not an extreme need as the Heinkel 111 will do nicely in the leveling of buildings. The Panzerkampfwagen VIII ("Maus") is a nice thing to have in your tank arsenal, however it is not needed. *Tactics: Blitzkrieg*
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Light

**Light** is a phenomenon that happens with protons hit your eye after bouncing off of other objects in your vision. It's known to be the the question to "what's the fastest thing in the Universe?" (although the real answer is darkness somehow) which is so fast that its speed, which is constant, has its own name, *c*, which is defined as exactly 186,282 miles a second (299,792,458 meters a second) in a vacuum like outer space.
You

**You** are you. Hopefully, you're a human being and are intelligent enough to acknowledge that.

## Number of yous

There can only be one you. Unless you can clone yourself which would be pretty cool. But most likely, the you count is at one.

## Things you can do

* Read (obvious if this page makes sense to you)
* Live
* Exist

## Things you can't do

* View yourself without some sort of reflection/shadow
* Suddenly stop existing
* Phase through solid matter
Nacho & Pizza

**Nacho & Pizza** is an online animated sitcom about the life of Lawrence "Pizza" O'Riley, a working-class cat and his roomate Argos "Nacho" Frida, a dumb dog. The show also revolves around their friends, such as Donut Damien, an octopus and friend to Pizza, Oswald, the dolphin from down-under, and Breadstick the Duck, a duck who enjoys barging into the mutt and mouser duo's home and stealing from their refrigerator.
Fun

**Fun** is a product of doing something and enjoying it. Different people have different ideas about what they would consider fun, so one thing that could be hours of entertainment for one person could bore someone else to degrees unspeakable.

### List of things that can be fun

* Playing games
* Driving cars
* Hanging out with friends
* Swimming in water
* Using wikis (cough cough)
* Playing around with extremely dangerous objects
* Trespassing
* Riding your bike where you're not supposed to
* Riding your bike where you're not supposed to in an area where it'd be considered trespassing while frequently playing around with extremely dangerous objects
* Eating cake
Earth

**Earth** is the planet you're most likely currently on. It's the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the only astronomical body known to harbor life, and a whole bunch of other stuff in school you've been taught a bunch of times that no one really cares about.

## Earth Facts

* It's pretty big
* It's ***round***
* Its neighbors are Venus and Mars
* It has one moon named The Moon (how creative)
* It's bigger than Pluto, but not bigger than the Sun
* It's not actually blue, that's just light doing stuff in the atmosphere
* It has seven continents: North and South America, Africa, Asia, Europe, Australia/Oceania, and Antarctica. The Arctic does not count as it's not a proper landmass.
* It revolves around this, not this.
Knackwurst von Wolfhund

**Friedrich Wilhelm "Knackwurst" von Wolfhund** is a German-American immigrant and close neighbor of Nacho and Pizza. He occasionally appears as an antagonist, and speaks with a lateral-lisped German accent. Although he is usually a villain, he does get along with the dog and cat duo sometimes, and is more of an annoyance to them rather than an actual threat, like Gary Gowenmire. He is a proud "purebred" dachshund, and carries many traits of one, such as a short temper, stubborn attitude, and short, stubby limbs, despite a long body. He is usually seen wearing a kaiser helmet, a spiked collar, and a cigar in his mouth.

## Backstory

Knackwurst was born in Munich, Bavaria, Germany. During Kindergarten, he was often made fun of by his Rottweiler and Dobermann counterparts, usually due to his short stature. In middle school, the bullying only got worse, as he would be beaten up on a weekly basis, and lost many bets because he was too short. Eventually, he got sick and tired of the constant harassment, and fortunately for him his poor parents wanted to move to America in order to pursue the American Dream.

Knackwurst moved to Windson, USA, sometime in the 1980's. For freshman year, he was bullied even harsher by the American school bullies than the ones he dealt with in Germany. Eventually though, he gained their respect by smuggling pretzels in the school bathrooms. He immediately went from a go-to for bullying to a favored champion among bullies. He eventually became interested in boxing, but since he was too cowardly to get into the ring himself, he rather became a boxing promoter, picking fights among boxers. He started his career in high school, where secret fights took place hidden within the school. He later moved on to pick professional boxing matches, and became what he is today.

## Personality

Knackwurst is a wealthy boxing promoter, and owns a huge mansion in Windson, USA. His job as a professional boxing promoter was inspired by Don King. His stubborn and short-tempered personality is based on the behavior of actual dachshunds. He is often a villain, getting in the way of Nacho and Pizza when they try to get away from him. He is usually seen smoking a cigar, especially in his office. This can be ironic because he is actually shaped like a cigar. He is also very scandalous, getting himself into trouble on several occasions.
Rocks

**Rocks, stones, pebbles, boulders, and large enough pieces of gravel** are things that came from volcanoes, ocean rocks that came from ocean volcanoes, and space rocks that came from space volcanoes.

## Rock Facts

* They're pretty old
* They aren't made of water
* There is a really bad, overused pun based on them that your science teacher probably told when teaching the class about geology. I will demonstrate it below
	+ They *rock* (kill me)
* Their ancient ancestor is fossils
* Roses are red, violets are **VIOLET,** rocks can be outdoors, but they can be inside too. So what? It *wasn't* supposed to rhyme.
* Here's a better """poem""": A bee isn't a hornet, a hornet isn't a bee, oww oww oww, stop throwing rocks at me.
	+ That sucked.
* Marbles aren't made of marble, but the first marbles to exist were I think, hence the name "marbles".
Succ

**Succ** is a meme that was popular from mid-2017 to early 2018, but it stays relevant in many online communities and on most big-name websites. It's an intentional misspell of the word "suck".

## Instances of succ

* Succ along with "hell no", "no cucks", and "you suck".
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## YouTube

In Riddle of the Rocks 2, Succ is an ability Meme Man is gifted by the Dimensional Oculus in hopes that he will use it to defeat Orang.
Literally

**Literally** is a word with three meanings. One is intelligent and used to describe something that is actually happening (i.e "If it starts to *literally* rain cats and dogs, we'll have a large mess to clean."). Another is not as common, but still just as intelligent. It is used when the context of something is taken word-for-word (i.e "The man took my joke too *literally*."). The last is obviously the least intelligent of the three and is used by idiotic people who want to make themselves sound more serious, correct, or exaggerated than they are (i.e "I literally thought I was going to literally die on that literal train with literally 35 people and literally no water). No joke, that's actually how some people sound like.

## Literally?

The misuse of the word "literally" has been around ever since the late 1800s, but at least then it was an honest mistake to misuse it. In modern times, people know how to use the word "literally", but abuse it into oblivion and to the point of making it a totally moot (meaningless) word to utter. Now if you hear someone say "literally", there is a 97.9% chance (we kid you not, that is the actual chance) that someone will misuse it instead of using it the way the gods of English intended.

The misuse of the word "literally" is so widespread that it's even showing up in our news, TV commercials, and in non-American countries. Unfortunately, there is nothing that we can do to exterminate this plague of idiocy and restore the intelligence of humanity.

## How to use "literally"

If you're a person who cares about their mental capacity and wishes not to look like absolute human scum, here is a brief guide on how to properly use the word "literally".

* Use the word ONLY when something is truly, physically occurring, such as an even that would be "figurative" otherwise (for example, "time is running out."). An example of this is if a clock somehow managed to grow legs and run out of a room. A proper phrase to speak could be "Well, looks like time's literally running out!"
* Use when someone is taking something word-for-word (too seriously). A sample of usage: "My dad takes the Bible too literally and makes us live as if this was biblical times."

## How to NOT use "literally"

Do not use the word "literally"...

* Excessively
* Just to expand the truth of your claim
* If you don't really know how to
* In a very figurative situation (saying you break the law "literally" all the time although you aren't breaking it right now, claiming you "literally" can't do something even though it is well known you could physically do it, etc.)
Beverages

**Beverages** are things you're supposed to drink. They can be flavorless, carbonated, alcoholic, or even illegal.

## Examples of beverages

* A cup of cola.
* An ice cold beer. Or is it a nice cold beer?
* We already have a beer picure. Let's get a Pepsi or something in here.
* Stop already. I don't want any beer. Like I said, we need a can of Pepsi or Seven Up to put here. I'm not getting paid to get too drunk to get paid.
* I have told you multiple times now: I don't want or need beer. Stop shoving this in my face.
* Look at how happy those people must be with their *separate* beers. I guess I could go for one.
* Mmm more beer? DonT MinD IF i DoOoOO
* dood thiSs isth eBest bEer in tteh wolrsd u WAnkrt S0mke. /?
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First page on the wiki

This is the first page on the wiki. It was made on June 17, 2018, at 12:43 PM. There isn't anything anyone can do about it. Not a thing.

## Best section of this page ever

This is the top section, therefore it's the best.

## ↑↑ Not so fast

This one has pictures. WHO'S THE BEST NOW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

## ↑↑ Not so fast again

This one also has part of the picture, so it's also one of the best sections.
Second

**Seconds** are a unit of time. They are the smallest common measurement of time, but not the smallest by far.

## How many seconds does it take?

It takes...

* 1 to make a second (logic)
* 60 to make a minute
* 3,600 to make an hour
* 86,400 to make a day
* 604,800 to make a week
* 1,209,600 to make a fortnight
* 2,628,000 to make a month
* 31,536,000 to make a common year
* 31,622,400 to make a leap year
Containers

**Containers** are things that can or do have something in them.

## Types of containers

### Containing solids

All containers can hold solids. Cardboard boxes, for example, hold solid things like lamps, books, and toys if someone is moving.

### Containing liquids

It is possible to store liquids in nearly every container, but not all of them were made to do so. That's why containers like bottles, jugs, and barrels exist. Water bottles store liquids such as water (because logic) and juices for later consumption of said liquids.

### Containing gasses

All containers are "forced" to contain gas (ahem, AIR), but some are especially made to contain just gas. An example? I dunno.
Free time gaming

**Free time gaming** is what somebody would do when there isn't anything else to out of boredom or altré there not being any other activities available. Such activities are listed below.

## Whistling

If you do this for any reason, here's a big ol' tasty middle finger from your friends down at NAOD. No one wants to hear this high-pitched ear-splitting noise be the only sound made when everyone else is quiet.

## Arms folded, head down

You've most likely seen this from someone who wants some sleep, is upset about something, has given up on life, or thinks the room's too damn bright. You might have done it yourself. But why? Why are you hiding your face from the world? Is it because you feel as if people are silently judging you by the way you look? Or is it because you got a nasty bruise on your head the size of Mars? Or, perhaps, it's because you've lost all faith in humanity, and the only way to hide yourself from it is to play the "if I can't see them, they can't see me" game. Maybe it's because you've heard and witnessed so many purely idiotic things that you just can't bear it any longer. You have to find some temporary recluse, a shelter from the outside world as it was. Well, guess what. Other people exist, they do things you don't like, but this isn't 100% of the world. There are actual human beings that deserve to be respected and admired by those who are below them. These people are called decent individuals, and they might come in very, very, VERY, **VERY** small numbers (immeasurably microscopic), but they exist. It just takes some time to find them is all. So raise your head, uncross your arms, and go find a decent individual who restores that faith you lost so long ago.

## Patty-cake bootlegs

If you're a schoolgirl who can summon one of your friends through some sort of satanic spell called "hey [name], come over here", you might be interested in playing one of these total ripoffs of "patty-cake" as listed below.

* Miss Mary Mack - Our first bootleg. Apparently, the lyrics of this bootleg make little to no sense as the children who unironically play this are idiots. Its whole fanbase is a bunch of small children who play blatant carbon copies of patty-cake.
Chair

**Chairs** are pieces of furniture meant to be sat in. Like its long cousin, the couch, it's common to see a chair in a household somewhere. Chairs can come in many forms, as seen in the Breeds of chair gallery, and can be used in different settings for varying reasons. Some chairs are made to help you relax, others are to increase effectiveness, and some are just plain fun.

## Breeds of chair

A boring chair.A rocking chair for your granddad.SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY SPINNYA fat, lazy chair that isn't an actual chair.weird curve but okPro gamers only. Sorry, kid.Bouncy boy.Chair family.
Catapults

A **catapult** is a machine that is used to launch things a great distance.

## Build of a catapult

Most catapults consist of two beams for the support of two upper beams that compose the frame and hold the arm. The arm is used to launch things that are put in its bucket. The arm is kept back by the restraining arm and Just look at the pretty picture below. You're smart enough to do that.
Birds

**Birds** are animals that somehow got themselves stuck in the air. They make that "ＣＨＩＲＮＰ" sound you hear in the morning. If they're constantly make that noise, that means they're doing something you shouldn't see.

## Flightless birds

Believe it or not, there are some idiot birds that cannot fly. For example, the penguin, emu, ostrich, and now-extinct dodo are all birds who cannot take flight and are to be eternally ridiculed by their flying brothers.
United States of America

The **United States of America, the US, USA, or US of A** is a country in North America. It's southern to Canada and northern to Mexico.

## USA Facts

* At least five people live there
* It's where this wiki was created
* It won more big fights than it lost
* It's bigger than your house
* Do you live here?
* It's the third biggest country on the planet by people count
* ***FIFTY NIFTY***

## Geology

To the left of America, you have a lot of tall pointy rocks, and to the right, you've got where things are actually happening unlike in the left part where there aren't as many people (for the most part). More people are living in the right side of America because there aren't so many tall rocks.

## Culture

Since there are so many races for so many foreign countries in America, it could be hard to pin down what exactly is America's culture.
Haste

A **haste** is an action that involves quick movement usually caused by something like urgency or panic. This could cause actions to be done faster, but at the price of being done less accurately. An example of haste is you trying to finish an essay ten minutes before it's considered late, so you write words faster than you need to so it can be done in time. Truly gotta go fast.
What the actual living breathing blood-circulating respiring carbon-based fuck

W**hat the actual living breathing blood-circulating respiring carbon-based fuck**, also WTALBBCRCBF,is a response to something that totally, cosmically, utterly renders the speaker mindfucked five ways to Sunday. It's an extended version of WTAF and a slightly more extended version of the basic WTF.
Paper

**Paper** is a thing that indirectly comes from trees.

## Here Comes Modern Technology!

With computers, no longer will you wonder where you put your spreadsheets, blueprints, and other works of miscellany because they're enjoying the comfort of your hard drive! Why kill trillions of trees every year when you can use digital text files and cloud saving? It's all thanks to modern technology life is so convenient.

But what's this? Paper is going out of style? Of course it is! Paper is slowly but surely dying due to obvious reasons such as computers and the Internet. This isn't at all a bad thing since paper was slowing us down anyways.
Food

**Food** is something you should eat to stay alive. Outside of survival, there are many reasons that someone would eat food. For example, there are many holidays and festivities that have certain kinds of food people celebrating would be expected to either prepare or eat.

## When to eat food

Food is usually eaten three times a day: in the morning, around noon, and in the evening. Those times are breakfast, lunch, and dinner respectively. There is a time people eat food from 10 AM to late 11 called brunch, but no one really cares about that anymore. When food is eaten at night, that's called midnight snacking. When it's eaten at any given time, that's a thing that doesn't have a name.

## Types of food

There are many kinds of food that are eaten at different times, occasions, and in varying regions of the world.

### Meat

Meat is a product of animals. Meat can be eaten alone (chicken breasts, wings, etc), mixed with another food (adding bacon to a cheeseburger to make a bacon cheeseburger), or reformed to make something new (ground beef). If meat isn't properly prepared, it can lead to food-borne diseases like E.coli, and that is never good.

### Fruits

Fruits are products of some trees, vines, or bushes. Like meat, they can be eaten alone (apples), mixed with other foods (other fruits to make a fruit salad), or recreated (grapes to wine). Some fruits are healthier for people than meat is, especially because of how some meat is prepared.
Killing

**Killing** is the act of ending something's life. This could be done for many reasons and, depending on the situation, deliberate or accidental.

## Causes of killing

### Humans

If a human murders another human, it's considered a crime in most cases. However, if that killed human committed a serious crime before being murdered, the murder may be excused.

### Animals

Killing animals is necessary for hunting, self-defense (if the animals poses as a threat), sport, or harvesting meat. Some people are against the murder of animals and might call it a crime or meaningless act.

### Plants

Killing some plants, like weeds or invasive species, is necessary to protect plants that are wanted in an area to prevent those undesirable plants from strangling and killing those good plants.

## See also

Homicide

Genocide

Suicide
Machine

**Machines** are things that have many purposes and functions. They are most commonly complex being made of multiple parts.

## Build of a machine

Machines come in many builds and sizes can vary immensely from one to another. For example, a large airplane is many times larger than a microchip and the two have extremely different forms. All machines are made of some kind of metal as it is an essential part of their existence.

The outside of a machine can have buttons, screens, levers, and many other parts.
Woot

**Woot** is NAOD's name for the one known as "that one guy". You know who we're talking about. He's always trying to be different from people, make **terrible** attempts at being funny, or get attention by doing a bunch of dumb shit. In short, Woot is the living definition of human scum.

## Background

Woot is the guy everyone mutually agrees to hate and plot against. Everybody's mission is to make Woot's life as miserable as possible via the Internet or real-life interactions that (in)directly affect him. Woot is totally unaware that every single human being in his presence despises his existence and wishes to end it immediately, so it gets even tastier when we taunt him.

## How to troll Woot

When Woot is not around, place a Post-It on his desk reading "Meet me at [desired location] at [desired time]." to get his attention. Give yourself enough time to purchase some sort of fursuit (an animal-based costume; more preferably colorful or strange) if you do not have one already. Before Woot arrives at your destination, conceal yourself for a few minutes as Woot calls out for who summoned him to the scene. When the moment is at its prime, come out of hiding and walk towards Woot with a crowbar, baseball bat, wrench, or some other long melee weapon you can get your hands on. Say a cool or confusing line like "Found ya, fucknugget." as Woot notices you. At this point, he should be running off in fear or staring at you in confusion. Do whatever you want from this point forward as long as it doesn't go against anything on the list below.

## How to NOT troll Woot

* Don't do anything too basic like yelling, "FUCK YOU, WOOT!!". It has to be something that has even the slightest impact on him.
* If you're going to actually troll Woot (meaning on the Internet), don't do something that's been done by 12-year-olds trying to be edgy (i.e calling Woot a fag, telling him to kys (or rather khs), etc.).
* With violence. Even an intentional nudge would be too much.
* Don't do anything illegal. He may be the most hated man on Earth, but this is common sense, no further explanation needed.
Exclamation marks

An **exclamation mark** (❗)is a form of punctuation used to express emotions such as anger, surprise, and distress (look at any forum post requesting help for something) and to emphasize something. The misuse of exclamation marks is very common in YouTube comments or forum posts.

## Exclamation marks' appearances

* An example of exclamation mark
* An exclamation mark in a warning sign's triangle
* This symbol is used in video games for numerous purposes. One means of usage is a warning for an incoming attack.
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## Examples of usage of the exclamation mark

* "Stop looking at me like that, creep!"
* "I ate molten lead because my mommy told me to!"
* "Screw this!"
* "Surprise!"
* "Hey, hey!"
* "This sucks!"
* "Shut up!"

## How many should I use?

Here is a brief guide on how many exclamation marks you should use at the end of a sentence.

* One (!) - Most common use of the EM. As mentioned before, it's used to put emphasis on what a sentence reads.
	+ Example: "Don't you ever do that again!"
* Two (!!) - Used in scripts when a chunk of text is all-capped. A character might be screaming their head off at this point.
	+ Example: JUST SHUT UP!!
* Three (!!!) - At this point, you're on the verge of going overboard. Exclamation marks should be used sparingly and in low quantities. The reason you should stray from using too many marks is that you'll look childish like this:
	+ I finished my book!!!
	+ I'm a really good person!!!
	+ I'm using too many exclamation marks!!!

* More Than Three (!!!!!!) - This is where we draw the line. No man, woman, or child should ever have to lay eyes upon something so revolting, so hideous, so immature. This is one of the many banes of the rational person. Please, wherever you go on the Internet, for the love of God...
The Sun (star)

**The Sun** is the large ball of gas, not fire, that's at the center of the solar system. Although the Sun is a very large object in space, it's a tiny little babby in comparison to other much more impressive stars, such as Betelgeuse or Sirius. As a main sequence star, it will one day become much more massive and make up for all the time it spent as a pathetic child.

## Sun Facts

* It's the star that we on Earth orbit
* It's kinda hot, so don't touch it
* It's really bright, so don't look at it
* It makes weird noises, so don't listen to it
* It tastes like burning, so don't eat it
* It smells like sulfur, so don't smell it
* It's really big, so don't try to move it
	+ If you do move it, you'll kill everyone and everything on Earth
* It's the Sun
Safety

**Safety** is a thing that keeps you safe. Without it, you'd probably get hurt.

## Safety Tips

* Do not taunt a moving vehicle
* Do not play with dangerous objects
	+ Unless you're properly prepared, then play to your heart's content
* Don't screw around with a homeless man with a pocket knife
* Throws knives at people only when they ask for it
* If the safety's off, put it down
Aircraft

**Aircraft**

Pros: Can nearly eliminate anything due to the variety, can deploy infantry in short periods of time, can eliminate tank threats with ease.

Cons: Can be a financial burden, the planes (when advanced) are costly, loosing one could be quite a lot of money down the toilet.

Tips: Have more fighters than anything, carry some fighter bombers, get a heavy bomber as soon as possible (if the upgrade is available), carry an escort with your bombers, as not only can the firepower from the fighters help, but the bombers manned gun could help take down potential targets, and most importantly: carry a recon, any kind will do, if you go blindly into a battle, chances are you'll get shot down by a surprise light-artillery ambush.
Complaints

**Complaints** are a negative response to something. They can be in the form of speech, notes, PAs, ironic memes, and, a more popular option chosen by only the highest of life forms, ranting YouTube videos.

## List of complaints

**(List your complaints about whatever down below. Always use this format: "[Complaint] - [Source of complaint]")**

* Screws up waaaaay too often. - YouTube
* Generally sucked. - 2010s
* not with me rn :( - You
Nouns

**Nouns** are anything that isn't an adjective (a word used to describe something), verb (an action word) or pronoun (he, she, it, they, etc.). A noun can be a person, place, thing, event, concept, and even some adjectives (i.e red).

## Examples of nouns

* Birds
* Bones
* Stones
* Memes
* People
* Planets
* Snails
* Boats
* Chickens
* TV
* Donuts
Ruse

### **Ruses**

Ruses are the soul boosts of the game, applying a ruse can be the key to a one on one battle, or escaping in a dire situation, or avoiding strategy, or maybe seeing your opponents strategy.

**Rusing tactics:**

Using the Blitzkrieg ruse can help you in a variety of ways, applying a ruse to where your supplies are coming from can roll your supplies in quicker. Using the blitz in a situation where you or your opponent is fleeing may spell disaster for them or spell no casualties for you.

Spy can give you an edge by allowing you to see your enemy's hidden units, doing this allows for careful planning. The spy ruse revealing anti-tank units when you were about to blitz with a King Tiger is a real money-saver.

Decryption shows all moves within the sector of use (moves by the enemy). If the enemy plans to bomb your headquarters as shown by the decryption, it could be a lifesaver.

Camouflage Net ruse hides all buildings out of reach by recon. This is extremely helpful when you see four enemy bombers heading for your headquarters. Applying the camouflage would take the buildings completely off the map (not literally, in the sight of your enemy).

Fanaticism ruse orders your troops to fight to the death, which takes away fear factor, even if your troops are critically low the ruse orders them to fight. If your bombers are on their way to the enemy's headquarters and are being shot at by fighters, don't let them just abandon their mission and return, because chances are, they'll get shot down anyways. A quick application of the fanaticism ruse will ensure they will make their trip and drop their load on that headquarters.

Radio Silence is a ruse that hides all units in a sector. Great for sneak attacking. Using this on bombers on a trip or heavy tank squads is effective because they completely disappear from the map.

I'm going to put these two into one, Decoys. The decoy ruses make dummy buildings and units. This could cause panic on the enemy's part, as they could freak out and rush to get units produced. However most people figure out the scheme, making these two of the worst ruses.

Terror ruse is a ruse that makes enemy units retreat faster, when slight damage is applied to the opponent, they flee. Useful when outnumbered with a heavier unit in your possession. Also useful in cases where you are turtling and your opponent has a heavy and rushing offense.

Reverse Intel ruse switches unidentified unit sizes (only visible by enemy). Useful if you have been hiding in the woods for a while and you want to fake your enemy out. Also useful if you have really heavy units and have devised a plan to make them look like infantry.
Russia

**The USSR**

Tips: Russians are good for rushing, as soon as you can get a barracks up, that will ensure your number advantage. The thing you want to get up next is an armour base, getting tanks is crucial in the Russian's tactics, they may not be good, but they are enough to push, the tank you want to get the most is the IS-2, cheap and ready to blast down your enemy's doors, though not better than the other upgraded heavies, they certainly pack a monster punch when in numbers, which is what you're aiming for. The IS-3 is not something you want to get unless you have a lot of money, at a whooping $60 to make one, not to mention time it takes to make one. The problem you will face with Russia is the fact that anti-aircraft is practically non-existent. *Tactic: Blizkrieg*
Human scum

**Human scum** is an umbrella term for all humans that do not have the right to live. What one person might define as human scum may differ from person to person, but the general definition is what was written in the first sentence of this page.

## Characteristics of human scum

You might have found human scum if...

* They are moronic to an inexcusable degree
* They share similar traits to...
	+ Creeps
	+ YouTube comment section dwellers
* They go absolutely insane with this word
* You have a deep, undying resentment for them

## What to do in case of human scum

Here are some valid responses to the presence of human scum.

* FITE
* COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN
* Woot them into oblivion
* Drop The Bomb. And then say "you" directly after.
France

**The French**

The French are a well rounded force with high tank power.

Tips: Start the game off with as many supply bases as you can, the French can produce some tough cookies with little money. Get an armour base as soon as possible, the tanks of the french are tough, after get a barracks, you'll need it to make the light tanks. The enemy will most likely try to dive bomb you as much as possible, so get some Camels out there. As soon as possible upgrade the B1 BIS to make sure you can pounce on the enemy, and make sure you have infantry, get those filthy AT guns out of the way! If possible get the FCM F1, that will deal with those pesky planes and get the job done on the ground. If you see yourself crammed, whip out a Maginot Bunker or a Fortified Position to get you out of a sticky situation. *Tactics: Turtle*
Secondary Headquarters

**Secondary Headquarters**

Secondary headquarters are a headquarters that does not produce money on its own (as an administrative building would). Secondary headquarters can however take in supply trucks, field bases, field supply depots, and field bunkers. A Secondary Headquarters is a tactic many players use when they are stuck in a dire situation (such as a headquarters on the verge of being captured). The Secondary Headquarters is a **resistant shelter** with slightly less resistance than the headquarters itself.

Tips: In dire need, throw one down near the closest supply depot and use the blitzkrieg ruse to ensure its safe arrival, in that situation, throw down a couple bunkers (if you have the finances). If there is a pocket of supply depots that is unused, throw a secondary headquarters down, not only will you get money faster but the supply depots are protected by the secondary headquarters as you can set down a bunker with speed.
Infantry

**Infantry**

Pros: Cost practically nothing, even airborne units; can lay in woods to ambush; can lay in town squares for ambush; the heavy-infantry are deadly when rushing tanks.

Cons: Go down easy; susceptible to strafing by fighters and fighter bombers.

Tips: Use in heavy numbers. Get a barracks first not because it will be the main key to winning but because many nations can deploy tanks from the barracks as well and those tanks will escort your infantry. Getting airborne units may help your infantry cause but most likely you just want to pay the $25 for the upgrade.
Prototypes

**Prototypes**

Pros: Effective; heavy; and armoured (except most heavy artillery).

Cons: Expensive and losing one could be a major waste of money.

Tips: Wait until the end of the game to deploy (unless Italy, you want that tank as Italy), make sure you have all means of defending the unit you produce, YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOSE A PROTOTYPE!!!
Italy

**The Italians**

Tips: The Italians are a very weak nation, they have numbers though. Italy's barracks is a sight to behold, they contain: recon, infantry, a *tankette (the Carro Veloce is an anti-infantry "tank" with no tank guns, only anti-infantry guns),* and a light tank. The barracks are very helpful especially at the beginning of the game. The armour base is especially helpful as well, the tanks are cheap and are especially good in large numbers. The prototype base is something you should get at the very beginning of the game for the soul purpose of the heavy tank you can get, at a mere $25. Italy's planes lack power but the bombers are always satisfying, the Spaverio (fighter bomber) is much more powerful than the Saetta. The P108 is a real sucker punch to your enemies, with a devastating payload that can easily take out resistant and very resistant buildings in a couple quick runs. However the P108 should be with a Veltro no matter what, as a loss of a P108 could be a financial burden. *Tactic: Air Force or Blitzkrieg*
Jeffrey Walsh

> "*You know, I'm supposed to die in a few hours, and you just wasted half of my lifespan, you know!" \*collapses\**"
> ― Jeffrey
>
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## Jeffrey Walsh

### Friends

Nacho, Pizza, Breadstick, Oswald, Flapjacks, Dave, Krishan, Knackwurst (Sometimes)

### Enemies

Knackwurst (Sometimes)

**Jeffrey Jackson Walsh** is a retired pro-wrestler and friend to Nacho and Pizza. He is known for his incredibly large stature, despite having short, stubby limbs. He is a parody of Andre the Giant.

## Backstory

Jeffrey was born sometime in the 1950's. Not much is known about his childhood, however, he attended Windson High School, much like many other characters, and was on the school wrestling team. Since Jeffrey was considered one of the best wrestlers in the school's history, he later went on to become a pro wrestler in the 1970's. He retired in the year 1987, when he was almost killed by Ryan Collingsworth, a new fighter.

## General

Jeffrey is a stereotypical tall guy, who is much too tall to be able to fit through doors normally. He has a very deep voice, and is known for acting sarcastic and doubtful when he hears something he doesn't like. He often visits the movie theater and stands in front of people, blocking the screen. He has a canon height of 8'0 and weight of 568 lbs, making him the tallest and one of the heaviest characters on the show. He is a recurring character.
Great Britain

**The United Kingdom**

Tips: The English have a very dominant air force. You want to get an airfield as fast as you can. The Hurricane is an average fighter bomber with a High Explosive bomb, but the Typhoon has rockets that can take out four armour tanks in one go. The Wellington and Lancaster pack a beyond explosive punch compared to the other bombers in the game. The Supermarine Spitfire is probably the most dominant force in the air, not the most powerful, but is available at the very beginning of the game, it's supreme firepower and speed make it a force to be reckoned with. The British do not have to research their Paratroopers, making them EXTREMELY helpful. Building an airfield, fielding paratroopers, researching the Spitfire, and making some Hurricanes are your best bet for starting the game as the British. *Tactics: Air Force*
Yes

**Yes** is the opposite of no. It is used to give permission to a request, counteract a previously-made statement similarly to how "no" is, and, if said like "yessssss!", to show one is pleased with the results of an event.

## Similar/related words and phrases

* Yeah
* Yeh
* Yah
* Yass
* Hell yeah
* FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
* Mm-hmm
* Yup/yep
* Uh-huh
* Sure
* Definitely
* Okay/OK/O.K./k/'kay/m'kay
* Oh yeah
* Aww yeah
* Cool
* Sweet
* Awesome
* Yay
* Absolutely

## References

1. ↑ An example from Wiktionary: 1: *It was not my fault we lost the race. 2: Oh, yes, it was!*
Headquarters

**Headquarters**

Ah, the big daddy of all buildings the "boss". Your headquarters is undeniably the most important building in the game. Losing it could spell disaster for you and your units. Of course the secondary headquarters helps, but no way is it better than the actual headquarters itself. If you lose your headquarters, do all means to get it back, use infantry to take it back, but if you cannot do that, you have no other choice but to surrender.

Tactics: Bunkers, AA, AT, and Artillery. If you are looking to just turtle, get your depots, use bunkers to repel any attacks and get an artillery base up. Getting an artillery base up will guarantee that you have the means to turtle. To be aggressive and still be defensive, set up an airfield, getting an airfield up will give you all means of attack and defense: recon, tank and infantry resistance, and building destroying.