Everybody Loves Max

***Inner Monologue***

*Hey everyone. I'm Max. Also known as SuperMaxGuy104. There's, um, not much to say about me I guess. I'm nice, I guess. I love Twenty One Pilots and Steven Universe, totally my favorites. I'm a pretty friendly guy overall. I guess my biggest pet peeve is when people don't NOTICE me. Which, coincidentally, happens a lot. I'm the Guy Who No One Notices. They say people like me become serial killers or whatever when we grow up. I kinda just want to live a normal life. Of course, with the type of friends I have, that's not happening anytime soon.*

## ***Starring***

*SuperMaxGuy104*

*Raised By Wolves*

*Gogogadget831*

*MintSkittlePenguin*

*SouthParkClydeFan*

***with***

*ArtDraw12*

***and***

*G+T*

## ***Recurring Cast***

*FanGirlJoy*

***and***

*DarkMaster999*

## ***Guest Starring***

*Maria*

*Logan*

*Cashier*

***and***

*???*

## Episode 1: To The Max

### Scene 1

*Everyone is having a conversation about Total Drama*

**Clyde**: Eww Samey

***Maria** frowns*

**Cloudy**: I'm neutral on Samey. She's not the worst, but not the best. What do you think of Amy?

**Clyde**: I don't care about Amy. I care about Sugar and Leonard, who are inspirations to mankind.

**Chewy**: Eww Leocrap?

**G+T**: How is Leocrap an inspiration to mankind? In ANY way?

***Ryan** cries like Bubbles because of Clyde's lies*

**RBW**: I like Tyler

**Everyone**: WE KNOW!!!

**RBW**: omg!!! die!!!

**Gogo**: Who's that

**RBW**: Who?

**Gogo**: Him...\*points at Max\*

**Everyone**: Idk

**Max**: Meh, it's fine. No one notices me anyway.

**Mint**: HEY EVERYONE LOOK! \*shows everyone porn\*

**Everyone**: OMG MINT STAHP

**Mint**: Placenta.

### Scene 2

**Gogo**: I miss Dark :'(

**RBW**: I miss Dark too :'( he was the best.

**Jack**: Are they talking about Dark? Again?

**Cloudy**: Mhm...

**Jack**: They really miss him.

**Max**: Huh? That gives me an idea :3

### Scene 3

**Clyde**: Hi Mint

**Mint**: Hey Clyde. I was doing an RP and Bruno and Izzy are in the finale!

**Clyde**: That's nice. Did Bruno hook up with Logan yet?

**Mint**: Eww Logan. No.

**Clyde**: Then, Tyson?

**Mint**: Ye. I WISH AMY WAS HERE.

**Clyde**: I'm bored. G2G. See ya.

**Mint**: I want a placenta plushie.

### Scene 4

**Art**: And then, a tree branch rips off her top and exposes her-

**WiiU**: What are you talking about?

**Art**: Lenny face stuff

**G+T**: DRAG ME.

**Art**: DRAG ME indeed.

**Chewy**: My caption on Cap This just got deleted >:(

**G+T**: You always submit perverted captions.

**Chewy**: ...So?

**G+T**: The rules say not to.

**RBW**: He's right.

**Chewy**: RBW stop or I will kick yuo.

**Art**: Then let's come up with the most dirty, yet NOT dirty caption ever!

**G+T**: What do you mean?

**RBW**: I think he means a caption that's perverted, but lowkey. You know, like, getting crap past the radar.

**Chewy**: I've got some things in mind.

### Scene 5

**Joy**: OH MY GOSH!!! It's HAPPENING! IENGIENGIEHGO!!!

**Gogo**: What?

**Joy**: THEY'RE REUNITING!!!!!

**WiiU**: Wait, who?

**Amy**: One Direction?

**Joy**: WHO ELSE?? EEEEEE!!!

**Logan**: And on this day, God died.

**Joy**: Logan stfu or I will shove their 246 awards so far up your ass.

**Logan**: ...

**Clyde**: Yeah Logan, shut it.

**Logan**: Why do I get no respect -.-

**Joy**: YOU DON'T DESERVE IT. ONE DIRECTION IS REUNITING <3333333333333

**Mint**: Will they sing Friday? Or Chinese Food?

**Joy**: Maybe...?

**Logan**: One Direction isn't that great. I'll tell you who's great, this one band from the 60's-

**Mint**: Logan no one cares about your grandpa bands!!!

**Joy**: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

**Clyde**: When is their first concert?

**Joy**: In three days. And I didn't manage to get tickets!

**Gogo**: I thought you stayed up all night to buy them online?

**Joy**: My wifi was slow, and they got sold out in SECONDS! Which makes sense since there was a rumor that there was supposed to be a Larry Stylinson kiss.

**Mint**: wtf is that

**Joy**: Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles, duh!

**Logan**: ...must we discuss this?

**Joy**: LOGAN I LITERALLY DO NOT CARE I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

### Scene 6

**Mint**: P is for Perfect

**Mint**: L is for Lovely

**Mint**: A is for Awesome

**Mint**: C is for Caring

**Mint**: E is for Epic

**Mint**: N is for Nutritious

**Mint**: T is for Totally Bae

**Mint**: A is for Amazing <3

**Mint**: That spells P-L-A-C-E-N-T-A: Placenta!

### Scene 7

**Chewy**: I feel like we should make something about Josee's boobies again.

**Art**: No, that's too obvious.

**Chewy**: Beginners!!

**Art**: That's it! We go with a caption about Harold!

**G+T**: Eww why?

**Art**: *Boobies...*

**Chewy**: Why is RBW so quiet?

**G+T**: He's got to be thinking something.

**RBW**: uh, no, I'm just bad at making captions.

**Art**: What about that Poopydog one?

**RBW**: EVERYONE knew that one was coming.

**Chewy**: You still got on the gallery.

**RBW**: True. What if we go for something that seems like an innocent joke, but once you look deeper, it's not?

**G+T**: I think I have an idea...

### Scene 8

**Max**: No, just come for a little while.

**???**: Okay, but I'm a bit busy.

**Max**: That's okay! It's just for a little while!

**???**: Fine, I think I can do it.

**Max**: Great, just come inside.

**???**: Okay I'm in, now what?

**Max**: Now, go over there to those two.

***???** turns out to be **Dark***

**Dark**: Oh wow!! It's Gogo and RBW!

**Max**: And they haven't stopped talking about you in ages.

**Dark**: Okay I think I can make time, for those two.

***Dark** goes over to **RBW** and **Gogo**, and they immediately become extremely excited.*

**Mint**: How did you do that?

**Max**: No one ever thought of just *asking* Dark to come...

**Mint**: Oh...

### Scene 9

***RBW*** *rips open his wallet, taking out a large wad of cash.*

**RBW**: Hey, can I get two tickets for One Di...um...that band.

**Cashier**: Sure.

**RBW**: Awesome. They're not sold out, right?

**Cashier**: Kid, I've got a secret source ;)

**RBW**: Umm...cool.

***RBW** hands over the money and receives two tickets for the One Direction concert in return.*

### Scene 10

**Logan**: Why must I suffer...?

**Joy**: OH MY GOD

***Joy** tackles **Logan**.*

**Clyde**: lol

**Mint**: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Gogo**: omg Joy stop!!

**Chewy**: Joy stop or I will kick yuo.

**RBW**: MAI SUN GODDESS!!

**Joy**: My fav <3333333

**RBW**: Look what I got!

***RBW** shows Joy the One Direction tickets, which **Joy** grabs, inspects and panics over.*

**Joy**: OH MY GOSH!!! You did it! SOMEHOW!!

**Logan**: And I get nothing...

**Everyone**: SHUT UP!

**Joy**: I CANNOT believe you got these! This is SO awesome!!

**G+T**: I found the perfect caption too!

*Everyone turns to **G+T**.*

**Max**: Oh, and Mint, I found this for you.

**Mint**: Wut.

**Max**: A.........placenta plushie!

**Mint**: Yay

**Art**: Finally! We have defeated Cap This! ...Sorta.

**Gogo**: Plus Dark is here again <3

**Max**: So overall, a happy ending?

*Everyone actually turns to Max, and nods.*

***END***