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United Phone Losers

in 1998, Southern California phone phreak linear created a spin-off group of the Phone Losers of America, and dubbed it the United Phone Losers. Though the group reportedly started as a joke, they picked up momentum when RBCP of the PLA recognized the UPL and asked them to take over the now-defunct PLA Telephone Director0y  (later renamed the *UPL/PLA Telephone Director0y*), a comprehensive list of interesting and/or humorous telephone numbers.

The UPL had a popular message board forum and released 28 issues of its own ezine up until 2002 when they ceased production of the ezine (to return later as sporadic releases). They did continue to host their website, however, and actively maintained their message board and archived ezine and site content until 2004, when the website, http://www.phonelosers.net, was "domain sniped" by cybersquatters. Reclaiming the domain was initially decided against due to the group members' declining interest in continuing the project and focus shifts to other projects and aspects of their lives. However, more recently in 2008, the group and the website have returned (see below).

In 2005, RBCP of the PLA compiled all 28 issues of the defunct UPL ezine and hosted them on the PLA website, stating "So now the tables have turned - the PLA is stealing all of the UPL's material and putting it on their site. This page is a homeage to the old UPL site and is a complete archive of the UPL issues."

Shortly thereafter, RBCP released an "unauthorized" 29th issue of the United Phone Losers ezine, explaining what happened to the old UPL website as well as including previously unreleased material.

In 2006, linear gained back domain registration of phonelosers.net once the former cybersquatters lost interest and let their registration expire. The site sat still as an archive of the old UPL issues until March 2008 when linear announced that the site and the group had returned and would become active once more.

In June 2008, linear "hacked" PLA Radio and released an "unauthorized" episode with cohost bex0. The episode explained that the take-over was retaliation against RBCP for releasing the issue #29 of the United Phone Losers ezine. In October of the same year, the UPL released the 30th issue of their ezine, bringing it back after about 6 years since a previous "authorized" release.
Republic of Wizardry

The Republic of Wizardry is a country in the west of Gon-Dimr. It was created by the Haditite people in the power vacuum left by the fall of the Thaumakan Empire. Originally a monarchy, the second-most recent king turned the government into a republic, where a Lord Magistrate is voted on. Perhaps the most influential part of the Republic in recent history is the Halida Industis.

## History

With the fall of the Thaumakan Empire, the Haditites to the west quickly formed into a new country, ruled by a king. He enslaved most of the country until his reign of terror was put to an end by an assassin.

## Government

The head-of-state is the Lord Magistrate, accompanied by an appointed cabinet. The republic is divided into Viscounties, each of which is governed on a more local level by a Viscount.

### Viscounties

The republic is dominated by Viscounties, regions iwth a capital city, that serve to administrate the land at more local level. Each Viscounty is ruled by a Viscount, an oligarch that rules for life, and is appointed by the previous. While this can lead to nepotism occasionally, it is highly discouraged.

### Voting

The people vote every five years at their Viscounty's capital. Anyone who shows up to the counter is allowed to vote, as it would be impossible to determine which are citizens of the republic. However, most rural folk are not able to make the journey, so the vote is largely urban. The votes are then counted and sent by horseback to Koridei, where they are counted again, and the winner becomes the new Lord Magistrate.

### Lord Magistrate and Cabinet

When election year draws near, the current Lord Magistrate works to maintain their reputation in order to keep their office, while prospective elects tour the country to garner favor. These elects will usually be members of the aristocracy. Military heroes are also very popular with the common folk, gaining significant voter support, while the higher urban classes will prefer experienced politicians that focus on economic issues, often former Lord Deputies/Advisors. There is no term limit for the Lord Magistrate.

The Lord Magistrate after election takes up residence at Koridei, and appoints their cabinet. They appoint two Lord Deputies, who then in turn appoint a Lord Advisor each. The Lord Deputies act as aids and consultants to the Lord Magistrate, and the same for the Lord Advisors to their respective Lord Deputy. Often less important tasks are delegated down these ranks from the Lord Magistrate. The Lord Magistrate will also temporarily hire additional consultants for specific projects, such as urban development or military.
RBCP

RBCP is the most often used nickname of Brad Carter, an unemployed cashier from Oregon, USA. He is less often known as Arbie or RedBoxChiliPepper. He runs the official Phone Losers of America website at phonelosers.org , as well as his personal website at notla.com. He is the host of the Snow Plow Show and Big Beef Bueno.

He used to run Cacti Radio where he hosted The Phone Show, often with Laugh Track Matt as a co-host. On Cacti Radio he also hosted the short-lived Cacti Radio Nerdcore podcast and appeared on The Fun Show and on The Prank Show.

He calls into Party Time and sometimes performs his elaborate ruses leaving the hosts Laugh Track Matt & Zax in shock and awe. April 30, 2009, he was on episode 150 of the PaulDotCom security podcast. He drinks Four Loko with his jelly and toast, before indulging in hookers and 2-liters of Pepsi.

He also makes music under the alias Redbox and the Chilipeppers.

## Roy Gherbil

The name RBCP has used in prank calls since 1994. "Roy" was a name chosen at random while him and El Jefe (the founder of PLA) made prank calls. Roy was originally a very perverted character, making sexual advances at prank call contenders and constantly offering to babysit children free of charge. At the time, the Richard Gere story involving a gerbil was a well-known thing, so RBCP used Gherbil as Roy's last name. These days, the last name is often given a foreign pronunciation, sounding more like "Sherbeel." In 1995, Roy was a regular caller to a Corpus Christi, Texas DJ is known as Crazy Corey, on the radio station KRAD, often calling in to be weird and perverted live on the air.

## Social Media

Brad is a user of YouTube, where he has two accounts. On September 28, 2006, he registered rbcp, which he uses under his 'real' name. On December 18 2008, he registered phonelosersofamericaunder the name Phone Losers of America. He also has phonelosersshows , where he uploads video versions of episodes of the Snow Plow Show and The Phone Show. He is currently using all those accounts.

He uses three accounts on Twitter; rbcp as Arbie Carter, phonelosers as phonelosers, and detectivecardo as Richard Cardo.

On Pinterest he is registered as bradthecarter, and on deviantART he goes by rbcp.

## Personal Life

Outside of the Snow Plow Show, Brad lives an active life. Brad had two kids, Emily (born in 1996) and Peyton (born in 1999), with his ex-wife, Colleen.

Currently, Brad is in a relationship with his right hand.

Brad's employment history has ranged from a variety of retail stores to smaller convenience shops around the United States. However, most recently, Brad's employment is unknown, but we can assume he works as a glory hole attendant as Brad's Cactus Shack in Roy, New Mexico, where he violently flips all the switches and serves cactus margaritas.

Brad also enjoys going on hikes with his kids, biking around the city of Albany, playing online video games, and occasionally watching Netflix.

## See Also

* List of words RBCP struggles to pronounce
Spessa

Spessa found the PLA in 1997. She was trolling IRC rooms and decided to screw with people in #rock. Little did she know that PLA had taken over that channel earlier in the year and she was surprised by the wit of the people who appeared to be regulars. She stuck around, became friends with the PLA, and has appeared in many PLA happenings.

In the early 2000's, Spessa and her husband Mr. Spessa would occasionally hang out with RBCP and make prank calls. Most of the calls involving the three of them were pizza and hotel pranks, but there are a lot of other calls too, such as the incoming gym member calls and the incoming prayer line pranks.

In 2009, Spessa began occasionally cohosting on The Phone Show with RBCP and linear. Usually she called in from home, but would occasionally be live in the studio. Two notable shows with Spessa and Mr. Spessa were the psychic reading episodes, where listeners could call in to have their fortunes told by real 1-900 psychics.
03-30-2009

Air Date: March 30th, 2009

Length: 51 minutes, 15 seconds

linear co-hosts this hour-long show and we average about 15 online listeners throughout the hour.

## Show Notes

00:00 Fading in with Ants by Dr. Octagon

00:10 Introducing your wacky morning DJs, one which is distorted because he’s yelling too loud.

02:30 Music: linear by rbcp
09:00 Tombstone calls in to plug the forums at pla.comoj.com/forum

10:58 Brad gets a call from a Sheriff
12:35 Twitter is popular with old people now

13:19 Music: Blackalicious - Deception

14:22 Are we really on FM radio?

16:00 Godot calls in and we find out the T is silent and that he really was at Shmoocon

20:10 Brad promotes The Phone Show to Hudson Valley listeners

24:00 Music for Rushpwnsx: The Trees by Rush

24:15 Music: The Vandals - My Girlfriend’s Dead

26:48 yeti7 calls in fucked up on vicodin

29:00 Live calls to potential Hudson Valley listeners

31:50 Brad epically fails at Skype

32:00 Music: Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton (robot version)

32:56 Music: Tunak Tunak by Daler Mehndi

37:08 Tanner calls in to suggestion PLA Radio ideas

39:12 linear manages to get a plug in for www.phonelosers.net

40:21 Music dedicated to Mildred Monday: It Is Pitch Dark by MC Frontalot

44:35 Mildred Mondady calls in

47:28 Angelina, a hooker from Florida calls us

51:00 Big Love by Fleetwood Mac
TSPS Episode 559 – Ninja Training

Normally only senseis and their advanced students are able to experience the elite secret ninja training regimen, but on today’s Snow Plow Show we’re giving you a peek at exactly what it’s like. If any ninjas out there have a problem with this, please direct your ninja stars and nunchucks to TokeusPocus, Lord and Lady of Veggies, Miguel F, warezwolf, and ArbitraryAlex.

I didn’t complain about this in the show, but I have to complain here. The 45 minutes of mediocre calls in this show are taking from nearly FOUR HOURS of calls to shopping centers. If you hate today’s show, please keep in mind that I edited out over 3 hours of the crappier ones so you didn’t have to hear them. That weird bit at the very end is from one of the failed calls.

* Show art by Nik at scary-art.com
* Background music during baby store prank is by MicroKORGI and Quickfireyt, intro song by Jeff B, background music after into by Karterpiller, background music during pranks is SSH To Your Heart by Dale Chase, background music during the voicemails is by The Fish Who Saved The Planet, ending song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston.
Linear

linear (Hates when people capitalize the first letter of his alias) was the editor for United Phone Losers, an electronic 'zine that was basically a huge ripoff of the PLA 'zine. But the 'zine was good and it attracted a following and for awhile in the early 2000's, UPL's forums were the primary hangout for people interested in phone losery stuff.

In 2009, linear teamed up with RBCP to cohost The Phone Show, a weekly call-in show on Party 934. He remained with the show until 2010, quitting because he felt there wasn't enough discussion about hockey during the 1 hour program.

In 2010, linear started his very own show for Cacti Radio called Hour of Farts. It only lasted 1 episode before being canceled due to obscenity laws in Utah.
TSPS Episode 556 – The Chickens

Some jerkface pranked me with a Craigslist ad about selling chickens, so today I’m forced to do an entire show about chickens. Thanks for sponsoring the show, The Swedish Models, Carol-Gerty666, Plaas, JT, and Todd L.

* Show art by Casey Jones
* Intro song by Brandon
* Music background during intro talking is A Canadian In Mayfair by Alex Ball, background music during pranks is Punch The Wall by Rappy Mcrapperson, background during the voicemails is Comfortably Numb by Josh Cohen, ending song is Dead Souls by Nine Inch Nails
DarkStranger

DarkStranger, also known as 'Ds' for short, used to be a regular caller on The Phone Show.

DarkStranger became a regular caller on Party Time then an unofficial co-host, Laugh Track Matt & Zax attempted to secure Ds as a permanent host but the contract did not offer enough petty cash from the till to spend on drugs. These days she is too busy with other crimes to be on shows regularly. Her triumphant return is highly anticipated, any day now.
TSPS Episode 529 – Writing On Windas

There are five people you can blame for this show being under an hour long and those people are TokeusPocus, Thunor, Jesselobster, Sean L, and Omni. Today’s show features a few calls to neighbors who have been writing on my window all week and I’m SICK OF IT.

* Show art posted on the PLA Facebook group by Efin Reality
* Intro song is Zombie Cat – The Lonely Ballad Of The Phone Ranger
* The prank call after the intro is from the movie Serial Mom
* Background music during opening prank is Shiftypop Trance by microKORGI and Quickfireyt, background during opening talking stuff is Stolen Bikes 3 by Froggy Fresh, background music during pranks is Mime Beat, background music during voicemails is Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unicorn, end song is Skullcrusher Mountain by Jonathan Coulton
TSPS Episode 519 – Apologies From Santa

Here’s another mall show where I do the same ole tired shtick that I’ve been doing way too much of these past few weeks. You can thank Jimdusky, FOD87, Naglerr, goby, and Random for this.  Don’t worry, Christmas will be behind us soon.

* Carrot Top intro song is by Jeff Baldwin, Music near the beginning is Regen by My Parents Favorite Music, voicemail music is a Comfortably Numb piano cover by Josh Cohen, end music is Christmas In Hollis by The AKAs
05-04-2009

Air Date: 05-04-2009

Length: 51 minutes, 11 seconds

Hosts: RBCP , linear

Party 934 has gotten some new FM transmitters, which apparently means we can't curse on the air anymore. Some deaf relay operators call in, we try to operator interrupt our own Skype number, and altalp joins us for awhile.

## Show Notes

00:00 MUSIC: I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

06:16 Intro

01:37 Did linear mention Richard Cardo ?

02:19 MUSIC: Happy Boy by The Beat Farmers

02:44 MUSIC: I’ve Got Some Falling To Do by Lemon Demon

04:57 Someone calls and says nothing

05:45 linear’s biggest fan ever calls

08:10 MUSIC: Mr. Roboto by Styx

08:51 Phone sex operator calls in

11:01 Voicemail (leave your own at 505-796-4020)

11:31 PLA Radio  Wacky Morning DJ Episode - RBCP and linear talk for a bit about emergency operator interrupting a phone line. They play some clips of wacky morning DJ from PLA Radio and RBCP talks about how he used to knock BBS users offline by operator interrupting phone lines.

17:14 Remember OCI?

18:47 RBCP calls Qwest to try operator interrupting and op diverting. Listen to that annoying land line buzzing noise.

22:21 Lazy Sunday by those SNL guys

23:30 Any cactus for sale?

25:42 Girls wants to bid on the cactus

27:44 MUSIC: Big in Japan by Alphaville

29:01 Yet another relay operator

30:05 The stream dies

31:17 Altalp calls in

36:23 Caller wants a full list of banned radio words

41:02 Words we’re not allowed to say

46:20 bitchlover101 calls in

41:04 MUSIC: Everything You Know Is Wrong by Weird Al Yankovic
Quotes

Classic quotes from the PLA shows that have achieved cult like status over the years.

## List

"Listen, lady!" - DarkStranger

"Hello, I am a completely different person." - Laugh Track Matt

"I'll make you think stupid."

"12 o'clock in the fucking midnight!"

"Tell those kids to shut the fuck up!"

"I'm not smelling poop"

"Get off the phone!"

"This cock sucker!"

"You gotta be crappin' on my balls!"

"I think this call is a hoax!"

"How 'bout I come down there and punch your head off?"

"You blowin' smoke up my ass?"

"Just get off this fuckin' phone, leave me alone!" 1/26/2015- Obscene Bank Phone Caller (Listen)

"Do what now?"

"We don't have any killer robots.."

"ibaibaibaibaibaiba.."

"BOB. MURPHY."
TSPS Episode 532 – Save Jones

Happy Valentines Day! This is a live evening show where I mostly attempt to convince woke people that they’re asleep and in the end I get pranked on my home phone. This episode is sponsored by John B, Fun Society Arcade, goby, JT, and King Richard.

* Intro song by TK Billington
* Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com
* Background music after the intro is The Best Day by Atmosphere, voicemails background is Comfortably Numb by Josh Cohen, end song is Sweet Pea by Bonecage.
TSPS Episode 562 – Public Toilet Flushing

Today we start out with some Natalie calls and end with a little public toilet flushing, brought to you by Cody NoName, anagle009, David J, Jesselobster, and starkey.

* Show art logo thing by Great Big Pete
* Show intro song is a Jimmy Soma and Shiftypop collaboration
* Background music is mostly Rappy McRapperson except during the voicemails where it’s Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unicorn, end song is Charlie Sheen Is On The Scene by Rappy McRapperson
TSPS 26: Butt Street

**Show format: 41 minute, Live**

**Call types: Tenant From Hell**

Brad muses that the US atomic clock still has a phone number in 2013, wonders about organizing a phone mob DDoS attack. Matt Hillock wants an old Jerky Boys VHS. An Audi has pricks just like a cactus.

4:30: The show starts out with some leftover oil change numbers, but none of these pick up so Brad declares the show over.

6:40: Kevin Overflea from apartment B17 has been leaving his shower running 24/7 as a life hack for quicker showers, which was fine but now it's overflowing. Not at home currently, Kevin instructs the repair guy not to go in and turn the water off.

10:06: Court St. tenant Roy keeps roaches but the wall of tanks has gotten kicked over and some of Roy's pets have escaped. Plunged into the hold abyss as the staff scramble to help, Roy gets connected to another tenant who's asking if they got his rent money order, Roy lets slip that the manager 'lost' the guy's rent on shoes, whoops. Seems that Roy's actually helped the guy out as he decides he'll no longer pay any rent. Roy now calls back as 'Jesus' (what he thinks is the guys' name who he just spoke to) to ask if the apartment did actually get his money order, but still needs help with his roach problem. Jesus (now Jesse) gets their maintenance voicemail and bails.

20:29: Roy on Butte St. (pronounced 'Butt', although employee Judy has other ideas) has a problem with the pressure of the water from his bidet (pronounced 'Bee-Day'). Judy looks dimly on Roy's couch surfing lifestyle, and really doesn't think they should have bidets, but Roy's all for saving toilet paper and claims religious rights. Roy loses Judy in an argument on Butte versus Butt.

24:57: Roy's bidets are now leaking over on Lakeside Drive too. As usual, Roy's sublet lifestyle makes it sketchy about where he lives and although the staffer there thinks he's pulling her leg, she still helpfully doxes the real tenants for him. These guys are really relaxed and their biggest threat is to make Roy fill out an application to live there legally. Unsure if they're talking the same bidet lingo, the office girl suggests they have 'Jason' swing by to check things out. Roy's really not getting these people mad.

28:14: Roy has yet more leaking bidet problems, but Cheryl is less liberal with tenant information and clams right up as Roy just can't remember his unit number and is unable to clamber over all that furniture to look at the number outside the door. Roy tries to jog her memory - he's the guy who installed the trap door in his closet but Cheryl's really not budging and is more concerned about the can of expanding foam that Roy's gonna break out to fix his problem. But she wouldn't understand, she's just a woman. Sensing he's losing this one, Roy blows his load in style and confesses his four-dimensional, room size water pool roach farm mishap, but Cheryl's not playing ball and just wants to call in maintenance to fix things.
Episode 001 - The Brady Bunch House

PLA Radio is back! This time in the form of semi-regular podcasts. The first official podcast is approximately 9.5 minutes long and contains several prank calls to The Brady Bunch house and their neighbors. Yes, The Brady Bunch house from the 1970's sitcom. Originally aired on Jan. 31st, 2006.

## Notes

RBCP calls up the old lady to lives in the original Brady Bunch house. Also calls up a few of the neighbors and businesses in the area, pretending to be Mike Brady. Lots of cheesy Brady Bunch music abounds throughout the episode.

## Credits

The Brady Bunch by Weird Al Yankovic, Time to Change by the Brady Bunch, It's a Sunshine Day by The Brady Bunch and Keep On by the Brady Bunch. We also took the "Please deposit 25 cents" clip from the This is a Recording website.
Prank Calls by RBCP

Prank Calls by RBCP (a.k.a. Prank Calls with RedBoxChiliPepper!) is a 7:34 minute long PLA TV Video made in 1996 by RBCP.

## Notes

This is an old video from 1996 of RedBoxChiliPepper making a few prank calls. Some of the prank calls you've heard before because they were on the original PLA prank call CDs. You'll hear RBCP try and put a new roof on Mildred's house, a prank call to the legendary OCI phone company and a prank to El Jefe. So also get to see a little old-school diverting and watch as RBCP refers to his massive list of stolen Mastercard numbers to make free calls.

## Links

* PhoneLosers.org Page for this video
* Watch on Youtube
01-12-2015 - Dancin Across The U.S.A.

Tombstone is the sponsor of today's abomination of Christ. Thanks for allowing us to post notes on cars that cause mass panic from ladies who think they're going to be stalked by people watching their cars because that's clearly the best way to stalk a lady, is to put a weird-ass note on her car.

* That Kermit and Cookie Monster opening was submitted by Conner
* Today is your last day to help Rappy make a new album
* HuntersPad's PLA Crap Repository
* Dancing across the USA by Lindsay Buckingham
Boxing

Boxing by Redbox and the Chilipeppers is a Single released on August 6, 2009. It is a song about the different styles of "boxing" that phone phreaks used to be into. It is a parody of The Coloring Song by Petra.

RBCP wrote it in the mid 2000′s and finished it up in 2009. The background music mostly came from a MIDI file of the song, but he added in the drums and changed some of the sounds and layouts.

The original recording instrumental and vocals were so horrible that in 2012 he re-did it so that only the vocals were horrible.

## Lyrics

For giving free calls from pay phones,
It's the perfect box for beginning phreaks,
Make them from tone dialers or mp3's,
Just as long as they are the frequency,
That will fool your telephone company.

Blue is the color of a box that works,
By playing at 2600 hertz,
You could stack 50 tandems and call overseas,
It's just too bad that they're obsolete,
'Cause they stopped working in 1993,
After upgrades to switching technology.

Silver's the color of the mobile phone,
That's been modified so that it is cloned,
It can make calls to anywhere, it even roams,
And I don't have to pay for it on my own,
It's like free nights and weekends every day,
Only there's no bill that i have to pay.

Gold is the color of the morning sun,
That shines down on the boy who's beige boxin',
He's been on a conference for eleven hours,
Camouflaged by bushes and lots of flowers,
Him and friends have been talking all night long,
Calling test lines and RBOCs from dusk til dawn.

Owning voicemails by guessing at touch tones,
Making prank calls to Wal-Marts and Auto Zones.

Then he sees a man look out the window,
And he starts to think that he should probably go.

So he grabs his back pack and runs toward home,
Through their driveway and back yard and down the road.
TSPS Episode 523 – Sovereign HoA

Members of the HoA don’t seem happy to find out that they’re no longer American citizens now that the HoA is converting to a sovereign nation. Sponsored by eyeCyou, TokeusPocus, Fun Society Arcade, Jason B, and Carol\_Gerty666.

Brad informed homeowners that they will need to bring their birth certificate with them to the HOA meeting tonight so they can be inducted into the new nation. They will also be required to surrender their ID, social security card, and exchange their currency. Their phones will now be calling at international rates at $15/minute if they don't dial the new 6-digit area code. The clubhouse is now the hall of records, and every homeowner needs to supply a list of all of the books they own and skills they have. Also, they will have to learn the new HOA national anthem to sing at dawn every morning. Microchips will be installed as well for "tracking and control" purposes and their backyard will be converted to a warehouse for food storage. Finally, free speech rights are being revoked so they "need to shut up and hang up the phone".

* Show art laptop photo sent in by Cameron
* Show intro song by El Hombre
* Background music during intro talking and for the end song is Stranger In The Basement by Bonecage, background music during calls is A Canadian In Mayfair by Alex Ball, background during voicemails is Heritage Mall Blues by The Albany Project
TSPS 76: Mona's Ranch

**Show format: 44 minutes, Pre-recorded**

**Call types: Request, Customer Service, Church**

**Show info**

**Play on the Youtubez**

**Or, get a torrent app and download the PLA media pack, you hobo!**

This show contains mostly calls to people living near a car dealership and to some brothels. Brad deliberates on audio stream quality. Votes on the subject were rigged.

7:25: Darlene doesn't seem to care that an employee from the Auto Village across the road pulled donuts in her lawn while on a test drive, peed on her door knob and pooped in her mailbox, seems less happy that it's a prank than if it actually happened.

10:36: Mrs. Balonzie isn't interested in Auto Village trying to sell her a car, isn't interested in driving lessons, she's just one big nope. Chuck's insistence gets him nowhere with Mrs. Balonzie.

12:09: Chuck tries to level with Mr. Fabian about Mrs. Balonzie's test drive foray over his lawn. Mr. F smells Chuck's BS, wants to speak to the real deal from the car lot, Billy.

14:59: Brad discusses the origin of the 'cactus' song used as backing in the show intro.

18:54: Roy needs to let David know that his Disney tour is cancelled but reaches his brother Harvey. Learning that the trip is part of a cruise, Roy shames Harvey for polluting the environment by not holidaying locally. After learning from Roy that Disneyworld is closing for good, Harvey offers $10 to buy, then cusses Roy out.

23:30: Brad reminisces about drive thru pranks, plays some old audio, wants a Yaesu radio to try them again.

28:32: Pastor Roy from the Elko Christian academy wants to plan a kids' field trip to Sharon's brothel. Sharon, sounding like she's either high on meds or in the middle of 'servicing' a customer (but who's also a Christian who goes to church, by the way) is OK with the field trip idea but takes exception to Roy's use of 'you people' and is strangely reluctant to the pastor's request to let the kids into the rooms to watch people 'doing their thing'.  Sharon really doesn't share Roy's liberal views on kids and sex and hangs up on him.

32:36: Pastor Roy now tries his luck planning a kids' career trip to Dovetail Ranch. Unknown lady there is helpful but Roy will need to speak with manager Monica. Pastor Roy doesn't see the fuss (brothels are just like Wal-Mart), lady disagrees with this, calls Roy 'sweetheart', which Roy dislikes.

35:32: Roy tries calling Mona's Ranch (who must be really good as they have a '69' in their number), muses they're too busy 'helping customers' to answer their phone.

36:07: Girl at Sue's Fantasy Club struggles to understand Pastor Roy's request for a group discount but does manage to agree that it's a brothel. Kids not allowed, apparently, end of. No group discount or happy ending for Roy.

37:46: Sharon from Sharon's brothel now thinks Roy is the sickest person in the world, warns him never to call her again.
04-06-2009

Air Date: 04-06-2009

Callers force linear to contemplate suicide in this episode and RBCP repeatedly has to cut to music while he talks linear away from the ledge. Nothing is prepared for this show, as usual, so we just take a lot of calls.

## Show Notes

00:00 Fade in to Big Love by Fleetwood Mac

00:07 The Phone Show Intro - the drums and phone sounds are from a song called The Telephone Call by Joshua Dranoel. The voices are all text-to-speech voices fromnaturalreaders.com

01:16 linear was published in 2600

01:50 Jacob calls in to tell linear how much he sucks. Skype problems immediately begin.

02:54 MUSIC: Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey’s Head by Gorillaz

05:25 MUSIC: Welcome to the Internet by Futuristic Sex Robotz

07:48 Rogueclown and Tombstone call in

12:55 More calls to New York residents, begging them to listen to the show

17:16 Chris yells at linear

20:13 MUSIC: Midnight Star by Weird Al Yankovic

20:30 Legend calls in from a carrot field

22:18 PRANK CALL: Pay Yo Damn Bill by Touchtone Terrorists

25:15 Legend tells us about his 80’s NASA prank

29:25 MUSIC: Obscene Phone Caller by Rockwell

30:53 MUSIC: Creepy Doll by Jonathan Coulton

34:42 Sabrebutt calls in and connects us to a billion Waffle Houses

43:25 MUSIC: Crazy by Seal 45:40 You should listen to Party 934 .

46:40 MUSIC: Hey, Ladies by Futuristic Sex Robotz
TSPS Episode 558 – Live Yard Sale Show

Today I did about three hours of live yard sale calls, which I’ve edited down to two hours just for you. You can thank Chris J, goby, High School Graduate, iregretjumping, and Jason B for sparing you from that extra hour of phones ringing and me ranting about the government.

* Show art by Nik Caesar at scary-art.com
* Intro song by ShiftyPop, background during intro talking by Trash80, background music during live show is With You by I Fight Dragons, end song is I’m The Surgeon by MC Router
11-14-2012 - News Story Pranks

2012-11-14\_snow\_plow\_show\_news\_story\_pranks.mp3

Date November 14th 2012

Snow Plow Show Episode 003

Length 30:23

Page Editor: Happy Dude

Morgan Freeman Talks about his first prank.

## Summary Edit

01:54 RBCP introduction to the "Snoow plo show ". News story show. RBCP plays the news clip about a fake iPad which was actually a mirror, Jalonta Freeman brought it for $200.

04:09 Jalonta Freeman Call. Roy from Apple calls. Roy offers Jalonta a free iPad with one year of service to give the news story a happy ending. Jalonta gives out her Social Security number as well as name of first pet, bank name and her date of birth! Roy can't hear Jalonta and asks her to tell her kid to "shut the fuck up", Roy suggests that Jalonta takes the duct tape off her fake iPad and puts it over her kids mouth. Jalonta wants to talk to Roy's manager but he is taking a huge shit. Jalonta starts getting angry with Roy, Jalonta says the news got it wrong and says she is going to "fuck him up", Quote "Who you voting for? Romney". Roy thanks Jalonta for her info but she claims she gave him the wrong information. Quote "Who you think im is" Quote "Who you think im are". Jalonta claims she has 3 iPads anyway.

16:48 RBCP talks about how Jalonta is dumb enough to get scammed not once but twice.

17:33 Voice Mails. 1.Osama someone wants Phone show back. 2.Britney loves the shows. 3.Guy still waiting at the "Brandon Iron" after 4 years. 4.Riley Huge fan of the show, done some car ding cards. 5.Unknown loves hacking into Target Phones. 6.Unknown Bring back the Phone Show. 7.Me and my friend Grace going to Walmart on Black Friday.

19:58 More news stuff. A report about a Pizza Delivery man who peed on the door.

21:10 Roy the "Pizza Delivery guy" phones lady about pee on the door. The lady asks what sort of tip Roy expected, $3 on a $24 order. The lady says she will press charges and her husband is on his way over to the shop. Roy says it is a prank and tell the lady to stop her husband from going to beat someone up.

24:22 Brian the manager calls a lady. Brian calls to apologize after overhearing an employee bragging about peeing on the ladies door and says he will probably write him up for it. The lady says she will throw the food away and wants a full refund. Brian says she probably should of tipped better.

26:40 David calls lady. David says he wasn't happy about the tip and the manager has made him call to apologize for peeing on the door.

27:49 Dave calls lady. He says he peed on the door because of a poor tip but the lady doesn't have her pizza yet, Dave says he peed first as he was anticipating a poor tip.

28:30 RBCP Tells you how he gets the numbers then demonstrates it.

29:50 END SONG: ghostrappy - Rapping on the Mic to Tell the World I'm a Loser

## Quotes Edit

Roy "Tell your kid to shut the fuck up"

Jalonta "Who you voting for? Romney"

Jalonta "Who you think im is"

Jalonta "Who you think im are"
04-13-2009

Air Date: 04-13-2009

linear is unable to host this week, so altalp joins RBCP in about 90 minutes of music, pranks and phone calls from listeners. We also do an impromptu interview with the Twitter worm creator that’s been in the news so much lately.

00:00 MUSIC: Untouchable by YTCracker

04:00 The Phone Show Intro

04:40 MUSIC: Drunken Lament by Ludo

05:06 MUSIC: B-Sides 3 by Hot Karl (begins with a prank call to his mom)

06:34 Taking a call from a listener who doesn’t say anything

08:20 Altalp screens a call for the show, LIVE ON THE AIR!

09:29 MUSIC: Breathe by Fabolous

09:48 Max calls in and demands to know how to foil #67 (trapcall.com)

16:42 Don’t call suicide hotlines

17:33 PRANK CALL: Drunk Phone Company Rep by Touch Tone Terrorists

21:12 MUSIC: Da Ha, Da Ha by Rappin’ Duke

26:04 Stan calls in with a request for Kit Watkins

28:26 Warren (Project Blender)

32:08 “Flip A Bitch” definition

35:57 MUSIC: Your Woman by White Town

36:28 More Warren

47:30 MUSIC: Somebody’s Watching Me by Rockwell

48:38 PRANK CALL: The 254-4999 people.

50:30 Altalp’s Twitter adventure (Articles about Mickeyy here, here and here.)

53:35 Tombstone calls in to find out if Rogueclown likes pizza

54:48 MUSIC: We Walk by The Ting Tings

55:13 MUSIC: Kick, Push by Lupe Fiasco

55:26 Impromptu interview with Mikey Mooney, author of the Twitter worm

1:00:00 Goodbye from RBCP, Altalp and Mikey

1:01:08 MUSIC: Vivian by Nerf Herder

1:01:30 PRANK CALL: Kay by RBCP
TSPS Episode 520 – Chadnanigans at the Mall

Today it’s Tenants From Hell…IN A MALL! This horrible injustice is brought to you by High School Graduate, Julian J, kristine!, Nickyd, Simspeak.

* Go Cup show art by MattyChico
* Opening prank background music is Shiftypop Trance by MicroKorgi and Quickfireyt, Ending song is Giant Purple Dildo by Bonecage
TSPS 95: InSHEDption

**Show format: 27 minutes, Pre-recorded**

**Call types: Request, Operator, Cactus, Check-in**

**Show info**

**Play on the Youtubez**

**Or, get a torrent app and download the PLA media pack, you hobo!**

Another show recorded on the road. T Shirts and show feeds are discussed. Captain Crunch needs help. Brad promises the next show will be situation room quality.

8:38: Amanda gets a collect call from herself, but doesn’t want to talk to the other ‘her’. She claims that she’s the real her and the other’s an imposter, but Sprint operator Roy knows the real truth. Roy calls back and tells her voicemail about the iPhone that her doppelgänger is currently puchasing in the AT&T store.

11:18: Roy from the Health Department calls the Cactus Club but is struggling to understand the word cactus. The owner then bails on Roy, claiming to be Billy Bob Thornton…

13:31: Roy needs a shed. He’s not sure how large he needs it, but it needs to be large enough for him to put a smaller shed inside. And then another smaller shed inside that. Roy misunderstands the lady at ‘Sheds’ and thinks he can get an entire shed for $67, but this dream gets popped as that just gets him a single panel. Roy is concerned that he won’t be able to breathe once he’s three sheds in, but lady insists they won’t let him suffocate. Roy gets passed off to competitor ‘Superior’ and gets the cold hang-up.

16:21: Captain Janks has struck yet again. This time Howard Stern’s butt crack caused an earthquake in California.

18:13: Ron is shopping at Wal-Green, Roy calls to helpfully patch a collect call to him from himself. Ron's just stumped at this and hangs up.
2016-06-24 - Tenants From Heil Hitler

http://www.phonelosers.org/2016/06/tenants-from-heil-hitler/

Date: June 24, 2016

Length 1:30:15

## Summary

00:00 Gauntlet (NES) clip, "Broadcasting from the situation room" & "Cactus, Cactus, Cactus" intro

00:56 RBCP introduces the show, discusses a fireworks prank involving Wal-Mart, gives a Podcast Awards update and reads a list of ridiculous demands from the awards host.

6:02 RBCP reads an email and explains the apartment list prank for today.

8:36 Roy calls an apartment building to brag that he is going to give away the entry code for the laundry room so people can do their laundry for free. He is called an asshole and the call ends.

11:20 RBCP announces the Facebook Mob - "Milk Maids of Mobile" breast milk group.

14:54 Roy starts an Air BnB service in his apartment and is cutting the wall apart to add a private door to the bathroom. Maintenance help is requested after Roy installs a curtain upside down.

21:30 Roy (from apartment "F like Sam") calls Brentwood Apartments for eviction help after his Air BnB customer refuses to leave.

26:56 Christy from Oak View learns that Roy has started a dance club called "Exit 69" in his apartment. The neighbors are being assholes about it. Christy turns down a job offer to be the club's newest stripper.

32:12 Brad reads comments from the Facebook Mob.

38:19 Roy calls Courtney to inform her that his apartment is now a stop in the Illegal Alien Underground Railroad.

44:09 Brad plays voicemails from the PLA Hotline. Baloney Maloney wants to bring back phone mobs, UK Ted installs a tracking device on Brad's car, John called to celebrate 2 years listening to PLA, a listener suggests doing microwave beam pranks to pet stores, ipokesmot suggests "Cacticunts" to replace the term "prank victim", someone hates the "Brad Hoo" jokes, another fan asks for more car ding & Black Friday pranks, Brad receives praise for checking his voicemails, someone suggests "Roy & The Gerbils" as a band name, Dr. Astronaut lists alternative names for prank victims, CorbinGuy offers show praise, Jim wants to know what Brad does for a living and someone else tells Brad "I know where you live".

57:34 Brad reads comments from the Facebook Mob

1:03:04 Roy's dog (a registered Poodlephile) is in need of small tampons for dogs. Elizabeth doesn't have any and they argue about who is more full of shit.

1:09:51 Roy needs to replace his pee-soaked carpet and a Poodlephobe named Jackie gets the call.

1:17:36 In this call, Roy has turned his apartment in to a mosque.

1:20:35 Brad reads Facebook Mob comments

1:22:45 Final Boss call to Milk Maids of Mobile ends with no answer.

1:23:57 Brad thanks Apocalypse for the apartment list and wraps up the show.

1:25:50 Show outro and a Milk Maids of Mobile update.

1:28:19 Prank call to Milk Maids of Mobile.

## Quotes

Roy "Whip out your dick and yell at her."

Roy "You sound like you'd be a good stripper."

Roy "A registered poodlephile."
09-05-2012 - Car Ding Calls

Date: September 5th, 2012

Title: Car Ding Calls

Episode Number: 1

Length: 20:22

Page Editor: Happy Dude

This is the very first episode of The Snow Plow Show . It's theme is car ding calls. Old car ding calls are played, as well as new ones.

## Summary

00:00 RBCP Introduction

00:37 Stephanie in Massachusetts Car Ding. Roy thinks Stephanie is cute so left his number, Roy tries to set up a date but Stephanie isn't interested.

03:04 Terry Car Ding - Roy died in a car accident 2 years ago and his "daughter" isn't happy about getting a Car Ding call for Roy.

03:50 Dan Car Ding University of Missouri - Dan and his wife are driving to a restaurant when Roy calls about a series of Rube Goldberg coincidences. Roy tripped down the stairs when leaving his house and hit a skateboard, a car flipped over,and a tree branch hit a bike rider. Roy is very relieved and appreciative after Dan's Wife says she doesn't hold him responsible. In the final seconds of the call one guy says "Stay off the crack".

06:53 You left a note on my car. Roy confuses a man about who dinged who? Roy is from Washington but is visiting Toronto and doesn't understand if this is a Canadian scam, he doesn't understand.

09:12 Messages from PLA Video viewers. New Jersey man will be leaving Car Ding Notes. A girl has found the car ding number Utah man checking the car ding number still works.

10:05 Roy talks about leaving the right number for car dings, and is not sure if he is getting burnt out with the car ding pranks.

10:44 Bob Car Ding 'incident' "Roy your phone number is from out in Seattle! It's part of your joke thing you guys do, and no I'm not buying it, so take me off your radio" says Bob. as he hangs up Roy feels apologetic for making Bob sound mad and calls back. "The police have a report on you down there so stay away/come to New Jersey" " I would do it" says Bob. Leaving Roy unsure and confused.

12:04 "My cousin is a state trooper!" I saw the dent in the truck Roy and I'm a cop. Roy acts childish saying things like "tee-hee" and "I giggled tons". "Don't expect to get special treatment because of what you do for a living"" Roy calls him out that he is a scam artist who changes his story about who is the cop.

14:10 Brandon Car Ding. Roy is a representative from State Farm Insurance who is trying to see who he trying "to do insurance fraud". Roy now has recorded evidence that Brandon is trying to commit fraud. Brandon will file harassment charges against Roy Gerbil. Roy tells Brandon that he is from the radio station and Brandon's mother set him up.

18:05 RBCP Talks about The phone Show is now dead but is being replaced by "The Snow Plow Show"

18:55 END SONG: Rappy McRapperson - Speedos and an Abraham Lincoln Hat

## Quotes

05:57 "This is where it starts gettin' crazy."

06:52 "Stay off the crack"

15:36 "He's a fuckin' insurance motherfucker" "-I don't appreciate being referred to as a motherfucker"

16:59 "Gerbeil Gerbeil Write that down"

17:07 "This Is Retarded"

17:29 "Do-what?" "-I knew you where going to say "Do-what""

17:41 "For reals" "For realsies"
TSPS Episode 521 – Collect Calls and New Phone

Today I try to spread Christmas cheer by giving the gift of a new telephone number, but nobody appreciates it. Thanks, My Favorite Felon Is Roy, for sending me the new phone book. Today’s show is sponsored by JT, King Richard, Chris H, kuraz, and Serial Shitter.

* Show art by Nik Caesar. Buy a shirt of it here
* Intro song is ReBeCePe – Ghost In The Wires
* Background music during pranks is Zaida Beat by Rappy McRapperson, background during opening talk is Stranger In The Basement by Bonecage, background music during opening prank is Shiftpop Trance by Microkorgi and quickfireyt, background during voicemail is Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unicorn, Ending song is Podsafe Music Song by Jonathan Coulton
TSPS Episode 514 – Apartment Snowstorms

Today I’m trying out an idea from Anders J. where I fill my apartment with lots of snow for the holidays. This episode is brought to you by the fine folks at Lion IX, Thunor, Cody No Name, Todd L, and Buster Casey.

* Intro song by Shiftypop, made by Jimmy S.
* Snow cactus show art by King Richard
* End music is Charlie Loves You by Bonecage
TSPS Episode 555 – Swap Shop

Today’s show is brought to you by Jamie F, David J, theBadcatForum.com, Jimdusky, and Efin Reality.  I call up some swap shop users and JIAD gets me attacked by public access TV guys.

* Show art by Nik Caesar
* Intro song by Reefer Badness
* Background music during opening prank by MicroKORGI, background during opening talking stuff is The Best Day by Atmosphere, background during pranks is the Rail Maze game theme, background during voicemails is Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unicorn, endin song is Under Your House by El Hombre.
TSPS Episode 582 – Happy Birthday Iregretjumping

Today’s iregretjumping birthday celebration is brought to you by Billy S, Earnie M, Miguel F, Fun Society Arcade, and ArbitraryAlex. In this show we call up a few neighbors to talk to them about weeding, time capsules, and ugly hedges.

* Show art from Bartok and Priscilla
* Intro song by Jeff B
* background music during the opening prank is by Apollo and Quickfireyt, background music during the opening monologue is Spacexor by ILoveLoops, background music during the pranks is Punch The Wall by Rappy McRapperson, background music during the voicemails is Heritage Mall Blues by The Albany Project, the ending song is The Sun Shines Down On Me by Daniel Johnston.
TSPS Episode 581 – Long Range Inductive Power Transmission

This is another show of really old prank requests from 2015 and 2016, most of them tenants from hell, but there’s a new Mildred call, a request for rewritable CD-Rs, and a gym customer won’t stop going into the basement. Sponsored by Rick B, The Real Krazy Kraz, Xander fett, kristine!, and Buster Casey.

Brad calls landlords informing them he installed inductive power transmitters in his apartment wall to power his appliances wireless wirelessly, but that may cause issues such as dangerous static electricity, the ability to see ghosts, and the inability to turn off electrical devices.

* Intro song by Liz Darwin
* Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com
* Background music during the intro stuff is Amber by ILoveLoops, the song after the intro talking stuff is by Henrik, background music during the pranks is Spacexor by ILoveLoops, background music during voicemails is Heritage Mall Blues by The Albany Project, ending song is What City Please by Redbox and the Chilipeppers.