CPU Kerfuffle 1

**CPU Kerfuffle 1: Level 9 CPU Ultimate Tourney!!** is, as the name implies, the first ever CPU Kerfuffle, being hosted by Ryan and Alfred. It laid the foundation for the Kerfuffles we know and love today.

## Fighters

* Bumblebee: R.O.B., 7th place
* Jimbo: Sonic, 7th place
* Watch Monkey: Diddy Kong, 5th place
* Zzzzzzzzzzzz: Jigglypuff, 5th place
* Banjo-Kazooie: Duck Hunt, 4th place
* In-Cena-Roar: Incineroar, 3rd place
* Dadondorf: Ganondorf, 2nd place
* Hamburger Helper: Ridley, 1st place
* Big Yopper: King K. Rool, Reigning Champ (dethroned)

## Matches

### **Round 1**

#### **In-Cena-Roar vs. Bumblebee**

The first match takes place in Lumiose City, a pretty neutral stage even if In-Cena-Roar benefits from early walkoffs. As the stage is rising, Bumblebee misses a crucial tech and loses a stock to the transition. The next stock starts with a brutal early game from In-Cena-Roar that Bumblebee cannot recover from as their second stock is closed out by In-Cena-Roar's back air. In-Cena-Roar continues to dominate Bumblebee, racking up the percent on their final stock, before finally being taken out by Bumblebee's up smash. After a few stray hits, Bumblebee is able to take a second stock as In-Cena-Roar misses a tech and falls victim to the same play that he used on Bumblebee at the start of the game. Sadly, Bumblebee just had too much damage to keep the streak up and In-Cena-Roar takes game one with an up smash to punish Bumblebee's air dodge.

Bumblebee, seeming to have adapted to Lumiose, starts game two by dealing a hefty amount of damage to In-Cena-Roar, which he capitalizes on to get an early lead with an off stage forward air. Bumblebee started with a long string of down tilts to rack up a lot of damage, only for In-Cena-Roar to activate his Revenge and knock Bumblebee out with a juiced up forward smash. In-Cena-Roar keeps his momentum up and continues to use Revenge boosted moves to rack up percent, but loses his lead to Bumblebee's combo game. Bumblebee continues to dominate In-Cena-Roar, until an unfortunate SD. Bumblebee, nevertheless, keeps it close with an up air stage spike on In-Cena-Roar. With both fighters on their last stock, a fast pace brawl begins on the walk off start to Lumiose, with close calls for both fighters, but it is In-Cena-Roar who comes out on top with a forward air that sends Bumblebee into the blast zone as the stage transitions.

Winner: **In-Cena-Roar**

#### **Banjo-Kazooie vs. Hamburger Helper**

This match takes place on Delfino Plaza, another transitioning stage. Immediately, Hamburger Helper dishes out a staggering amount of damage through wild plays like up-b-ing directly into the stage. Hamburger Helper closes out the first stock with a side-b. Using the damage they racked up over the last stock, and from intercepting attacks with their cans, they were able to close out a stock with a point blank can. Both fighters kept the next stock neutral, but Hamburger Helper was able to read a spot dodge to net a kill with his forward tilt. Right after coming down from halo, Banjo evened the game out after taking another stock with the can. After a blistering bout of neutral, the fighters were at the last hit of their last stock with Hamburger Helper dragging Banjo through the stage with a lethal side-b.

Game two went to Yoshi's Story with Hamburger Helper taking an early lead that was quickly neutralized by Banjo's ranged play. After some ledge play, Hamburger Helper took a stock after Banjo ran out his ledge invincibility. As usual, Banjo neutralized the stock very quickly and the two fighters followed their usual song and dance of Hamburger Helper taking an early lead before Banjo brought them back to even. Hamburger helper took Banjo's second stock with a combo off of Banjo's can that sent them both towards the blast zone. As soon as Banjo came down from Halo, he went on the offensive and took Hamburger Helper's stock. Once again on a last stock situation, Hamburger Helper went wild and burnt through Banjo's stock at ledge, finishing it off with another side-b.

Winner: **Hamburger Helper**

#### **Zzzzzzzzzzzz vs. Watch Monkey**

Z's starts the third match with a home field advantage at Pokemon Stadium, which does not matter at all as Watch Monkey immediately takes the first stock without being touched. Z's and Watch Monkey continued the pattern of Watch Monkey absolutely destroying Z's while she does nothing to stop him. After taking her second stock, Z's finally wakes up and starts fighting back. Z's nails a rest coming down from halo, finally taking a stock. Both fighters went for safe plays in neutral, with the exception of Z's going for a Rollout, ending when Z's landed a sing to set up for an easy KO on Watch Monkey. Her victory was short lived, with Watch Monkey taking her out using an up tilt.

Round two goes to Halberd, with Z's going for a sing but forgetting to punish with both fighters staying even until Watch Monkey takes a stock with his up smash. After more neutral, Z's is able to land a forward smash for a KO. Watch Monkey is able to take a dominating lead, playing it safe until he can land a kill with his forward smash after Z's whiffs a rest. As if the match was repeating itself, Z's whiffs another rest which Watch Monkey punishes with another f-smash. Z's continues to replay her previous failures by sleeping Watch Monkey and punishing by shielding and walking away, which is to say she punishes by doing nothing. After more neutral, with heavy losses for Z's, she finally takes another stock with a falling back air which seems to be the only thing she wanted to do because she lands a sing which she uses to jump into the air and air dodge away from a sleeping Watch Monkey who takes the final stock with another up smash.

Winner: **Watch Monkey**

#### **Dadondorf vs. Jimbo.**

This match takes place on WarioWare Inc. which, with its close blast zones, is definitely a Dadondorf pick. In the early bit of the match, Dadondorf doesn't seem to be doing much, just walking around and throwing out moves here and there while Jimbo does his best to rack up percent. Dadondorf ends up taking the first stock, with an up smash, for an early lead. Despite the close blast zones, Jimbo is unable to net a kill until he gimps Dadondorf while he tries to recover. As soon as he gets down from halo, Dadondorf chains an up smash into a forward air to send Jimbo to the blast zone. With the game now firmly in Dadondorf's favor, Jimbo starts going for desperate plays, trying to gimp Dadondorf again to no avail. After trying to break out some spin dash combos, Jimbo is taken out with a swift back air, winning game one for Dadondorf.

Game two is on Frigate Orpheon, which has some fun geometry for Jimbo to abuse. Jimbo starts the match off by easily overwhelming his father, racking up the percent while remaining untouchable. While staying relatively healthy, Jimbo is able to send Dadondorf off-stage for a series of forward airs that send him to the blast zone. After being comboed into oblivion by Jimbo once again, Dadondorf is finally able to rack up enough damage to take a stock with his forward air. After a mind-boggling tech, Dadondorf is KO'd by a back air from Jimbo. After some intense combo game from Jimbo, Dadondorf is able to get enough chip damage on Jimbo to knock him out with a back air leveling the playing field to a single stock game. Using his speed and pushing his advantage, Jimbo is able to rack up enough percent to bring Dadondorf into kill range, finishing him off with another back air to take game two.

After going into extreme debt, Dadondorf takes Jimbo to Yoshi's Island where he finally stops holding back. Dadondorf starts the match by playing extremely aggressively, and after nearly a minute of intense damage from Dadondorf, he finally decides to end the stock with a forward smash. After Jimbo breaks out some of his tried and true combos, Dadondorf is able to read his son like a book and catches him with an up smash, taking the stock without even losing his own. Before Dadondorf is able to deal too much damage, Jimbo corners him at ledge and uses his back air to bounce Dadondorf into the stage and out of the blast zone. Dadondorf, enraged by his loss of money and a stock, waits for Jimbo to do his signature up-b into air dodge before knocking him out of the winner's bracket with another up smash.

Winner: **Dadondorf**

### **Losers Round 1**

#### **Bumblebee v. Banjo-Kazooie**

The set begins on Dreamland, a pretty standard and neutral stage. Both fighters demonstrate their strengths with Banjo taking a dominating lead early on with projectiles and Bumblebee dealing damage up close, but Banjo is doing his job much better and uses his can to interrupt Bumblebee's side-b for a knock out. Bumblebee swiftly returns the favor with an up-smash to even out the stocks. After trading with each other for most of the stock, Bumblebee chokes and gives Banjo room to send him off stage for a spike timed perfectly to the beat of Gourmet Race to close out Bumblebee's second stock. Always on pace, Bumblebee takes Banjo's stock with an up smash not long after dropping from halo. Bumblebee tries to even up the percent, but Banjo is able to come on top in enough interactions to finish off game one with his can once Bumblebee tried to stand still.

Game two takes place on Mementos, with both players staying even in percent on stock one. Banjo, proving that Bumblebee is still rattled after the on beat dunk, lands a fully charged forward smash on Bumblebee who missed every attack they threw out. With Bumblebee now on stock two, he tries to equalize the stocks but isn't able to without taking sizable damage in the process. With both fighters on their second stock, Bumblebee does something unheard of, and takes a lead after equalizing percent. With momentum on their side, Bumblebee is able to close out Banjo's stock without losing their own. Banjo, as per usual, immediately takes a stock from Bumblebee with a forward smash. With both fighters in a last stock situation, the match becomes tense as both stay at equal percents until Banjo lands another spike on Bumblebee. But, Bumblebee is able to recover and continues to fight until Banjo puts him down with a series of cans.

Winner: **Banjo-Kazooie**

#### **Dark Jimbo vs. Zzzzzzzzzzzz**

With Jimbo entering his emo phase and becoming Dark Jimbo, although if you ask him it's probably spelled xX\_i-HATE-my-DAD\_Xx, the fighters go to Dracula's Castle. With My Chemical Romance literally playing in the background, Z's seems to wake up. What follows is a brutal offensive where Dark Jimbo is swiftly dispatched with a neutral air. As seen in nearly every high school movie, the prep continues to absolutely destroy the goth by taking Dark Jimbo to high percents and finishing it with an up tilt. After summoning actual Satan to be his new adoptive father, Dark Jimbo nets a KO with his up smash. After trying, and failing, to gain some sort of upper hand on Z's Dark Jimbo loses his third stock to another up tilt from Z's.

Z's, deciding that the now vaguely British Dark Jimbo needs some fresh air, takes the fight to Pilotwings. After a bout of neutral, Z's reads Jimbo's homing attack and uses it to land a rest that nearly takes his stock early. Fueled by rage, and the fact that Z's is in his head, Jimbo lands an up smash to take stock one. After more trades with neither fighter able to make much headway against the other, Z's is able to score a KO with a back air to even up the stocks. After coming down from halo, Dark Jimbo closes out the second stock with yet another up smash. After a dominating neutral game from Dark Jimbo, Z's finally goes down to a down smash from Dark Jimbo after going for a desperate rest.

Game three begins on Kalos Pokemon League with a clash of spin moves, and Z's coming on top to start of neutral. Utilizing the wide space of Kalos to dodge, Z's avoids taking damage to net an early lead with a neutral air. Z's is able to keep the percent even, or slightly in Dark Jimbo's favor, until Dark Jimbo takes takes her out with a spin dash. Z's, seemingly unfazed, takes him out from halo with a forward air to set him to his tournament stock. Dark Jimbo is able to keep the percents even, but at a stock deficit he isn't able to keep up and gets knocked out of the tournament by Z's down tilt.

Winner: **Zzzzzzzzzzzz**

### **Round 2**

#### **In-Cena-Roar vs. Hamburger Helper**

Starting on Duck Hunt with Monkey watch playing, the classic Red vs. Blue matchup begins. While both fighters keep the game even, Hamburger Helper is at a distinct advantage and is pushing In-Cena-Roar closer to the blast zone with his wide ranged moves to exploit In-Cena-Roar's mediocre recovery. After baiting out a Revenge, Hamburger Helper takes In-Cena-Roar's first stock with an up smash. Returning the favor, In-Cena-Roar brings it back to even with an up smash of his own. After an explosive re-entry from Hamburger Helper, In-Cena-Roar is able to cheese out a stock with a combination of Revenge boosted side b and a foot stool to take the lead. Hamburger Helper decides that this is unacceptable and, after a brawl on the ledge, takes In-Cena-Roar's stock with a side b of his own. Now on his last stock, In-Cena-Roar goes on the offensive, looking to win game one, but cannot land a killing blow until a stray forward smash catches Hamburger Helper off guard.

Hamburger Helper seems to be pulling out all the stops as he takes his opponent to Find Mii with Monkey Watch blaring in the background. It seems that Hamburger Helper is taunting In-Cena-Roar's song choice and intimidating Watch Monkey at the same time. Thankfully, Hamburger Helper is a wonderful multitasker because he manages to do all that while zero-to-deathing In-Cena-Roar. In-Cena-Roar, deciding that he has something to prove, zero-to-deaths him right back. In-Cena-Roar holds a dominant lead, after doubling up on Revenge to throw Hamburger Helper for extra damage and continues to hold momentum, even taking Hamburger Helper out after his recovery fails to put them both on their final stock. Hamburger Helper continues to play a game of keep away while dealing massive damage to In-Cena-Roar, eventually closing out the game with a side b.

The third match goes to Lylat, a stage that is extremely dangerous for In-Cena-Roar due to it's weird ledges. In-Cena-Roar does not care about this fact, and immediately begins to juggle Hamburger Helper until he can fire back with a few off stage neutral airs. Hamburger Helper is miraculously able to take the first stock with a dash attack but In-Cena-Roar quickly takes Hamburger Helper's stock with a side b. After an intense back and forth that puts both fighters at high percents, Hamburger Helper is able to barely edge forward with a lethal side b of his own. To end the set, Hamburger Helper exploits In-Cena-Roar's recovery for a quick stock to win game three.

Winner: **Hamburger Helper**

#### **Dadondorf vs. Watch Monkey**

The match begins on Norfair with a fast paced start from Dadondorf that takes Watch Monkey to kill percent in a matter of moments before closing out stock one with a forward smash. As per usual, Dadondorf keeps his momentum up and nets another stock with an up smash, leaving Watch Monkey with one stock less than a minute into the match. Despite the many attempts of Watch Monkey to stop the freight train that is Dadondorf, he is sent hurtling towards the blast zone by Dadondorf's down air.

Game two takes place on Town and City, with the fighters keeping it even. Sadly, even doesn't mean much when Watch Monkey and Dadondorf have such a alarge disparity in kill percents, as shown by Dadondorf taking stock one with a dash attack even while behind by thirty percent. After a lot of dodging and weaving, Watch Monkey lands a killing blow with his side b to even up the stocks. After dropping from halo, Dadondorf goes on a rampage and takes Watch Monkey's stock without taking a single point of damage. Dadondorf continues to push his momentum, and brings Watch Monkey to kill percent before toying with him and losing a stock in the process. Now on his final stock, Dadondorf is done playing with his food and sends Watch Monkey to loser's with a cross stage neutral air.

Winner: **Dadondorf**

### **Losers Round 2**

#### **Watch Monkey vs. Banjo-Kazooie**

The battle starts on Gamer, with both players keeping it even until Banjo gimps Watch Monkey for stock one. Banjo continues to rack up percent until Watch Monkey catches him with an up smash that sends him into a screen KO. Banjo uses his percent lead to keep momentum and get a KO after a win in neutral. Despite being camped out by Banjo, Watch Monkey is able to bring the game to even stocks with a major percent deficit. After an extremely slow paced neutral, Banjo is able to win the match with a down air to up air combo.

Game two is on Brinstar, and begins with a Watch Monkey SD at zero. Banjo continues to keep the game even until he is taken out by a Watch Monkey side b. This does nothing to slow Banjo down as he quickly knocks Watch Monkey out with an up air. Watch Monkey is behind but not out, and racks up percent on Banjo until he can land a forward smash. Despite being down almost 100 percent, Watch Monkey has not given up and continues to play defensive until Banjo decides to finally give him that homie stock to take it to game three.

The fighters take the final match to Skyloft and begin their usual dance of neutral at even percents. After a high risk up b from Watch Monkey, Banjo is able to close out stock one with an up smash on the top platform. While trying to take the game back, Watch Monkey goes too deep too fast and is foot stooled by Banjo. Watch Monkey, unfazed, quickly uses his ledge invincibility to knock Banjo off the stage and into the blast zone. Both fighters try to keep the percents even, but Watch Monkey just cannot keep up and loses game three to a Banjo forward smash.

Winner: **Banjo-Kazooie**

#### **In-Cena-Roar vs. Zzzzzzzzzzzz**

Game one goes to Midgar, with an early lead for In-Cena-Roar after he takes a stock with a parry into up smash. In-Cena-Roar keeps up his dominating performance by punishing a whiffed rest and closing the stock out with a forward tilt. Z's continues to go for rests, and whiffs one but nets a KO with the other and deals hefty damage with a third. After an odd display by Z's, and some devastating hits from In-Cena-Roar, she is taken out by a grounded spike into the top blast zone.

After a dominating win from In-Cena-Roar, game two goes to Great Bay. Z's starts the game off with an early rest, sadly not taking the stock. In-Cena-Roar whiffs his punish on the sleeping Z's and loses his first stock because of it. After a game of neutral that spanned the whole stage, In-Cena-Roar was finally able to net a kill with his forward air to even up the stocks. This equilibrium is short-lived, as Z's spikes him off of the overhang with an up air. Z's, looking to close the game out, whiffs a rest and In-Cena-Roar knocks her out with an up smash as a punish to bring the game to its final stock. With the fighters neck and neck, it really comes down to whoever gets the next big hit which In-Cena-Roar is able to secure with an up b to send Z's out of the tournament.

Winner: **In-Cena-Roar**

### **In-Cena-Roar vs. Banjo-Kazooie**

Round one starts on the Pirate Ship and even neutral, Banjo's specialty. After an intense high percent brawl, In-Cena-Roar takes the first stock with a neutral air to send Banjo into the blast zone. After a few extremely close calls, In-Cena-Roar is able to rack up enough percent to leave Banjo in kill range after he loses his stock to a forward smash. In-Cena-Roar quickly fires back with a perfectly timed side b to bring Banjo to his last stock. Despite Banjo's desperate attempts to even up the score, In-Cena-Roar closes out the game with an up b.

Game two starts on Castle Siege with an early neutral win for In-Cena-Roar that leads into an early kill with side b. Banjo, upon losing a stock, starts playing defensively and and brings the game to equal stocks using an up smash without going into kill percent. Banjo is unable to keep up with In-Cena-Roar's offense and eventually is taken out by an up smash close to the blast zone. Banjo, now on his tournament stock, has begun to play aggressive but cannot get beyond even percent. In-Cena-Roar, using his raw power and ability to muscle through Banjo's kit, wins the game with a side b.

Winner: **In-Cena-Roar**

### **Dadondorf vs. Hamburger Helper**

Match one takes the fighters to Pokemon Stadium where it is evident that this will be a brutal match no matter who wins. Dadondorf starts the match by overwhelming Hamburger Helper with a flurry of strong hits, including a shield break into a down smash to close out stock one in an explosive start. Hamburger Helper fires back by throwing him off stage and gimping him with a fireball to set the two at even stocks and percents. Both fighters continue to play offensively, with Hamburger Helper barely taking a second stock from Dadondorf by exploiting his terrible recovery. Dadondorf, taking advantage of Hamburger Helper's cockiness, drops from halo to kill Hamburger Helper with a forward air to set the game to an even final stock for both of them. Hamburger Helper tries to gimp Dadondorf again but misses the fireballs, opting for a back air instead to take the first game.

Round two is on Jungle Japes, and the small platforms instantly facilitate shenanigans as Hamburger Helper plays a fast paced neutral that Dadondorf cannot keep pace with. However, in a shocking turn of events, Hamburger Helper SDs after gaining momentum. Dadondorf keeps the pressure up, evening out the percents and netting a key forward smash to put Hamburger Helper on his last stock. Dadondorf pushes his advantage even further, using a combination of forward and up smashes to take Hamburger Helper's final stock of the match for a zero-to-death to finish the three stock.

The final round takes place on Final Destination. Hamburger Helper, seemingly unfazed by his poor performance last game, starts off with an early stock on Dadondorf by gimping him with a neutral air. Dadondorf, as if he has something to prove, gets into a heated battle at ledge with Hamburger Helper, but takes too much damage and loses the next interaction and a stock. To even it out a bit, Dadondorf drops from halo with a back air to close out Hamburger Helper's first stock. Dadondorf, for the third time in the match, challenges Hamburger Helper at ledge and loses for a third time.

Winner: **Hamburger Helper**

### **Dadondorf vs. In-Cena-Roar**

Round one takes place on Green Greens, an open stage with a lot of opportunities to spike. Dadondorf, seemingly learning from his earlier bout with Hamburger Helper, challenges In-Cena-Roar at ledge and baits out an up-b to cause In-Cena-Roar to SD. Dadondorf takes advantage of the pits once again, and stomps In-Cena-Roar into the blast zone after getting some ledge practice in. In-Cena-Roar is finally able to land a hit to close out a stock but it is too little too late as Dadondorf uses a forward air to close out game one.

Game two starts with Monkey Watch and Pictochat. After technical difficulties, In-Cena-Roar is swiftly KO'd after saving Dadondorf with an up b. After taking sizable damage, In-Cena-Roar is able to close out Dadondorf's stock with a forward tilt. After equalizing the percents, In-Cena-Roar struggles to find an option and gets smacked with Dadondorf's leathal up smash to bring him to his tournament stock. Despite taking massive damage from In-Cena-Roar, Dadondorf is able to hold onto his stock long enough to win the set and go to Grand Finals.

Winner: **Dadondorf**

### **Grand Finals**

Back with a vengeance, Dadondorf goes to Fountain of Dreams to make swift work with Hamburger Helper's first stock. Dadondorf spends a good portion of the match dodging Hamburger Helper's old tricks, but SDs trying to go for an early kill. Thankfully, he drops from halo and gets just that with a quick spike on Hamburger Helper. Not to be outdone, Hamburger Helper grabs Dadondorf and drops into the blast zone, netting a stock and recovering. Dadondorf, after going for a warlock punch, eventually gets the win with a back air.

Match two begins on Mario Maker with insane ledge play from both fighters. Dadondorf is able to close out stock one with an up air, but not without taking sizable damage. After a brawl in a very small portion of the map, Dadondorf is launched too far off the stage to recover and loses his first stock. The fighters move to the other side of the stage, where more ledge play occurs and Dadondorf closes out the stock with an up air after bouncing off of a wall. Hamburger Helper is able to rebound though, and evens the game with a chain of up airs. Dadondorf is able to close out the game with a forward air, and force a bracket reset.

#### **Reset**

With game one on Smashville, the fighters seem about even. As always, the game starts with crazy ledge play and Dadondorf taking an early stock. Despite being over two hundred percent, Dadondorf is able to come out on top and take a second stock from Hamburger Helper who finally lands a strong enough hit to take Dadondorf's stock not long after. Dadondorf, keeping his momentum up, defeats Hamburger Helper in game one.

Game two is on Wuhu Island, which is a neutral stage. Both fighters make swift work of each other's first stocks, going to an even game right off the bat. Hamburger Helper is able to pull ahead after a stage spanning bout of neutral that nets him a kill on Dadondorf who swiftly evens the game up with a back air. After a tense altercation, with neither being able to kill the other, Hamburger Helper closes out game two with a side b.

Game three starts on Battlefield with an early percent lead for Dadondorf. That lead disappears once Dadondorf gets greedy and goes for a spike, which Hamburger Helper dodges and KOs Dadondorf for. Dadondorf quickly evens this disparity out with a series of down bs to send Hamburger Helper to the blast zone. Hamburger Helper easily turns Dadondorf's momentum around, and sends him to his tournament stock with an off stage gimp. Dadondorf simply can't catch back up, and after taking massive amounts of damage, gets knocked out of the tournament by Hamburger Helper's side b.

Winner: **Hamburger Helper**

**Championship Match**Hamburger Helper and Big Yopper face off on Magicant. Both fighters begin by feeling each other out, and playing safe, although Hamburger Helper keeps advantage. Hamburger Helper seems to be going for the wildest moves possible, such as an off stage down b and taking stock one with rapid jab. After more neutrtal, that Hamburger Helper dominates, Big Yopper takes a forward tilt and loses stock two. Coming down from halo, Big Yopper is able to take a stock with forward air, and continue the neutral game. After circling Magicant many times, Hamburger Helper is able to catch Big Yopper with a side b to calim the championship.

Champion: **Hamburger Helper**