Male LSSD Deputies Dialogue

## If greeted kindly by the player

* Hi!
* Good day.
* Howdy.
* Hey there.
* Kifflom!

## Chatting to other officers

* Shit, even anal gets boring after a while.
* Most gals will gargle your meat to get out of a ticket. I'm just saying.
* Huh, you don't have to tell me.
* All you do is talk!
* I'm about tired of you and your mouth.
* I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.
* Thank you, kindly!
* Ah, I appreciate it!
* You know, one time, I slept with three women in one day!
* My old lady just keeps getting fatter and fatter.
* Shit, back to the chiropractor.
* Oh, hell.
* Damn it, hellfire!
* Shit!
* This is a pain in the ass.
* Man, that sucks.
* Bye, now.
* Be good.
* You're not wrong.
* Amen to that.
* You said it.
* Hit the nail on the head.
* If there's one thing I can't stand, it's city folk.
* Why someone would want to live in Los Santos is beyond me.
* You wouldn't catch me speaking any Spanish.
* Outta work, everyone wants to stick their grubby hand in Uncle Sam's cookie jar.
* Take care, now.
* God damn!
* Christ!
* What the hell?
* Christ's sake!
* Aw, crap.
* Aw, hell.
* Damn.

## If annoyed or insulted

* Inbred dickwad!
* Oh, you aiming for a beatdown?
* You got a chip on your shoulder?
* You ain't worth the fucking steam off my piss.
* Gimme a break with that shit!
* You asshole.
* Ugly ass piece of shit.
* Watch it, dimwit.
* Dumbfuck!
* Fucko!
* Asshole!
* You maggot!
* You disgust me!
* Son of a bitch!
* Deadbeat.
* Traitor.
* Scum.

## Communicating to other officers

* I'd stick my head out, but I'd get it shot off.
* I'll draw and fire, and you peg it.
* You got me?
* You got my back?
* I'm gonna bolt! Cover me!
* You keep an eye out, I need cover!
* Keep that asshole entertained!
* I'm getting busy!
* Don't worry, buddy!
* Let's finish this shit!
* Enough of this asshole!
* Come on, now!
* Move in!
* Fuck this asshole! Go!
* On me!
* Stay on me, alright?
* When I give the signal, shoot this asshole!
* On my mark, go guns blazing!
* I got you!
* Got it!
* I'm on it!
* Back up!
* Go, go, go!
* Now! Now!
* Fire, now!
* Open fire, fire, fire!
* Unload on him!
* I'm ready.
* Locked and loaded.
* Shoot this asshole!
* They're going east!
* Asshole is northbound.
* Shit, he's heading south!
* All units, they have turned west.
* 10-4! I've got him.
* Who's got eyes for me?
* Talk to me, fellas!
* The asshole's heading east!
* He's going north.
* He's heading south.
* Perp's heading west.
* Cover me!
* Gimme some cover!
* I need cover!
* Recovering fire!
* You leave him to me!
* Go! Go!
* You're good to go!
* You're covered. Move!
* Let's go!
* Move in!
* Get in there!
* Make it count!
* Stay with me. I'm gonna lead.
* Into position!
* Ready!
* Oh, yes!
* I was born ready!
* That son of a bitch is quick!

## If an officer is in danger

* Shit! Get down!
* Be careful! Get your head down!
* Duck, assholes!
* Screw this!
* We gotta fall back!
* Regroup!
* Shit, man! This is too much!
* Damn!
* Help!
* No!
* Oh, shit!
* I've never seen anything like this.
* Oh, Jesus.
* Holy hell!
* We need backup!
* Officer in need of assistance!
* Will you assholes stop messing around and help me!?
* I could use a hand here!
* I can't do this all by myself!
* I'mma need some help out here!
* I could use some backup!
* All officers, I need help now!
* Call in NOOSE!
* This is too much!
* Shit, get behind something!
* I ain't getting shot!
* Get cover!
* Whoa, be careful!
* Find cover, and let's regroup!
* I'm getting tired of doing this all by my lonesome.
* It's getting a little too hot for my liking!
* Why did you let this asshole pin me down!?
* I'm pinned in pretty fucking tight here!
* What the hell!? He's got me pinned!
* Dickheads, he's got me pinned!
* Where's my god damn cover!?
* Stay down!
* Look out!
* Fall back!
* Retreat!
* Everyone, move back!
* Get outta here!
* Pull out!
* What the hell!?
* Oh my Lord!
* Oh, shit!
* God help us!
* I don't like this!
* Christ alive!
* Oh my God!
* Jesus!
* Hellfire!
* Somebody help me!
* Someone help me, for the love of God!
* I need help!
* Help, for Christ's sakes!
* I'm in serious shit over here!
* Am I on my god damn own here!?
* This is getting real urgent, fellas!
* Where's your cover?
* Take cover!
* Cover yourselves!
* Find some cover!

## If an officer is injured or killed

* He's not gonna make it!
* We got an officer down!
* Ah, they got Mike! Shit!
* He's hurt bad!
* We got a man down!
* We got one hit on the ground!
* We're taking casualties!

## If drivers are in the way of a pursuit

* Hey, dimwit! Move it!
* Were you high on toilet cleaner?
* You high on toilet cleaner? Go!
* You want a ticket?
* Get outta the damn way!
* Hey, outta the way!
* Move, asshole!
* Police business! Move!
* Let's get out the way!
* You're obstructing the law!
* Sheriff coming through!
* Clear the road!
* Clear the road now!
* What's the holdup here?
* This is an obstruction of justice!
* Outta the way, moron!
* Move, or I will run you down!
* Move outta the way. That's an order!

## Arresting the perpetrator

* Whoa! Jimmy's gonna have a lot of fun with your ass back at the station.
* Well, we know how this is gonna end, don't we?
* Looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
* This should be fun!
* Don't fuck with me.
* W-w-w-whoa, don't move!
* I'll knock all your damn teeth out!
* Tell me, sunshine: you ever had a nightstick up your ass?
* Don't make me turn you into an internet video, asshole.
* Look at that. You made me pull out my gun!
* You're about to become my favorite target.
* Hands in the air! Now!
* Gotcha!
* You're under arrest, you piece of shit.
* You have the right to remain silent.
* You are one step away from becoming an internet video, asshole.
* Get in the police car, nice and slow.
* In the police car. Now!
* All right then, shithead.
* You in for an ass whooping?
* You're surrounded!
* You done goofed up, asshole. Nowhere to go!
* Looks like you are surrounded!
* Stop, and put your hands in the air!
* They're gonna love you.
* You have the right to absolutely nothing.
* It's the iron hotel for you, buddy.
* Don't make me kill you, asshole.
* Reach for the sky, buddy!
* Let's see those hands right now.
* You're on pig shit now, buddy!
* That's a lifetime ban right there.
* Where's my breathalyzer?
* You are mine now.
* Stay right there.
* Just get in the god damn car.
* Get in the car and keep your mouth shut.
* You people will never learn!
* I'll teach you some respect!
* This is the only language you understand!
* Don't you move another muscle.
* Stop, or I will blow your brains out!
* You'll rot in jail for this.
* What in God's name are you doing?
* Have you lost your mind!?
* You and me - let's do this.
* We got you surrounded!
* You're completely surrounded!
* It ends right here, right now!
* You've reached the end of the line.

## Taunting the perpetrator

* Well, well, look who it is.
* Well, look at you. All slow and dumb!
* Nowhere to go!
* Die!
* Enough of you!
* It is over.
* Go to hell!
* I stop you again, and you are going down!
* I'm in a good mood. You can go, but don't screw up again.
* Come here!
* You ain't gonna outrun me!
* You don't have many options.
* Next part is where you are bleeding on the floor.
* Hands in the air!
* I'mma beat you when I catch you!
* Ain't no use in running!
* You ain't gonna get away.
* You will fry for this!
* Just wait 'till I catch you!
* Give it up!
* Stop right there!
* You've gone far enough!
* I'll kill you!
* Running won't help!
* Why don't you slow it down there?
* You got a pair of eyes, don't you?
* Where's the fire?
* I'll let it slide this one time.
* Okay, you'll keep.
* Come on!
* You're dead!
* This ends now!
* I'll kill you!
* Son of a bitch!
* You make me sick.
* Waste of space.
* Get that son of a bitch!
* Crush that son of a bitch!
* Kill that punk!
* Take him down!
* Fun's over, buddy!
* Hold up!
* Stay right there!

## After the perpetrator has been neutralized

* Ah, I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.
* Dead as hell. \*Sniffs\* Let's go get a beer.
* I don't get paid enough for this shit.
* God must've wanted one more dickhead.
* What the fuck is happening!?
* What a waste of time.
* That's how we do things 'round here.
* I tried to warn you.
* Suspect is down!

## Communicating to civilians via megaphone

* We need this area cleared immediately.
* Clear out, everyone.
* If you can hear me, get the fuck out.
* Police! Clear out!
* Get out now!
* Everyone, clear the area!
* Hey, assholes! No loitering.
* You don't have to go, but you can't stay here.
* You don't have to go home, but- yeah, you fucking do. Go home.
* Do not take another step!
* Stay right there. We need to have a chat!
* Halt! Hands in the air!
* Don't you move another inch!
* Move away from the area.
* Everyone, clear the area.
* Let's move out, people.
* Clear the area now!
* Get outta there now!
* Everyone, move!
* Go get a job, people.
* Party's over, folks.

## Megaphone quotes (during a car pursuit)

* Ram his ass! He'll lose control!
* A case of Piβwasser to the guy who clips this shitbird!
* Just shoot the tires out! That actually sounds like fun!
* I got an idea on how to end this for good!
* Shoot him in the head!
* Police! Stop your car!
* Stop the car and put your hands out the window!
* Stop the vehicle now!
* Are you deaf? Stop the vehicle!
* You are pissing me off! Stop!
* I said "Stop the fucking car!"
* Don't you try my patience! Stop the god damn car!
* You better stop that damn car. Now!
* Stop your vehicle!
* Stop the vehicle. We need to have a little chat!
* Stop the vehicle and get out!
* Turn off the engine in your vehicle!
* Keys out of the ignition. Now!
* I'm warning you. Kill the engine!
* I am not accustomed to repeating myself! Stop!
* Shut the vehicle down, asshole!
* Throw the fucking keys out the window!
* You asshole, don’t you test me. You stop!
* Shoot the tires!
* Take him out!
* Take him off the road!
* Take that vehicle out!
* Shoot out the wheels!
* Stop right there!
* I'm ordering you to stop!
* Stop the car now!
* Please. Stop the car!
* Pull the car over!
* Stop the god damn car!
* What part of “stop” don’t you understand!?
* Last chance to stop the car!
* Pull over!
* Pull over on the side of the road!
* You need to pull over now!
* Stop that vehicle right now!
* Pull the hell over!
* Stop now!
* Stop the fucking vehicle!
* Stop, right now!

## Megaphone quotes (during a boat pursuit)

* Stop your boat!
* Hands in the air! Stop your boat!
* Shut down the boat's engine and put your hands in the air!
* Stop the boat now!
* Kill the engine!
* Stop the boat! That's an order!

## If the player is walking around with a gun

* You dumbass, put that away!
* Now we both know that ain't a good idea.
* I'd think very carefully if I was you.
* Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
* I don't think so, buddy!

## If the perpetrator gets away or if sight is lost of the player while wanted

* Damn it, damn it, damn it!
* Oh, that's just fucking great!
* Where did he go!?
* Shit! We cannot lose this turd burger!
* This asshole must be on PCP! We’re losing him!
* We're gonna lose him!
* He's getting away!
* Stay on him!
* Not on my watch!
* Where'd he go?
* Uh oh, I don’t see him.

## If an officer recognizes the perpetrator

* Look who it is!
* There’s that asshole!
* There you are!
* There’s the bastard!
* Yeah, I see you!
* Suspect’s been spotted!

## If an officer is bleeding out and/or deceased

* Now, don't you go dying on me!
* You ain’t gonna die.
* Ambulance is on the way.
* I'll kill the asshole who done this to you!
* Shocking!
* Mother of God.

## If the player enters Humane Labs Research near an officer

* This is county property, boy!
* Get out of here!
* Get your ass out of here!
* You are tres-fucking-passing!

## If a vehicle is about to explode

* That shit is gonna blow!
* Oh no, it’s gonna explode!
* We got a burner!
* It's gonna blow!

## If an officer is nearly hit by a vehicle

* Halt!
* Cool it!
* Settle down, alright?
* Chill out, assholes!
* Cool your jets, you shitheads!
* Hey! Slow down!
* You'll kill somebody!

## If an officer needs to reload their weapon

* I'm reloading!
* Keep him busy while I reload!
* Reloading!
* Damn gun’s old as hell.
* New clip!
* Gotta reload! Watch my back!

## If shot at

* You don't shoot the cops, asshole!
* You god damn maniac!