Neil Boyd

**Neil** is Neil.

## Appearance & Personality

### Appearance

Neil is a tall, lanky dude coming just short of his brother at 6'1". He isn't deathly skinny, but there definitely isn't much weight on his bones, and his height just makes him look even thinner. He has a long, angular face and a perpetual smirk, with heavily lidded dark blue eyes that make him look perpetually high because he is. His hair is a light auburn color and is awkwardly chopped off and sticking out at all angles because he just takes baby scissors to it sometimes when he is bored, and it falls to about his shoulders. He likes to wear part of it up in a half-ponytail. Typically he wears blue jeans, a random band t-shirt that may or may not be clean, and a thick brown jacket that he got at Marshall's for 8 dollars.
* 6'1"
* Neil
* Neil

### Personality

Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even. Neil is goofy; a little silly, even.
## Relations

* Family
* Other

* Neil Boyd Jr loves his dad Neil Boyd Sr because this is his dad. He has very good memories from when he was a kid and will always hold his dad in high regard because he thinks he's a genuinely good person, he just wishes they were still as close as they were. His dad has become extremely withdrawn since his mom started to get worse. Neil doesn't hold it against him at all-- he honestly feels bad that his dad even has to deal with his mom's, like, insanity, he just misses him. This situation bothers Neil deeply but he opts to not think about it because he does not care (he does). He and his dad still have a good relationship and that's all that really matters to him.

* Neil loves his mom but genuinely only because she is his mom. He can't exactly bring himself to muster up much beyond genuine disappointment in her actions and a bit of resentment for how she has been actively pushing the family apart. On one hand he does understand that substances are hard to ditch, he just kind of wishes that she'd make the leap for the family and is actually very bothered by the fact that their collective unhappiness is not enough for her to get her act together. But he also doesn't care (he is deeply bothered by this) and tries not to think about it. They still have a decent relationship and that's all that really matters to Neil.

**Kian Boyd [Younger brother]||**

* Neil loves his brother Kian his best friend Kian, but genuinely because they ended up becoming actual friends later in life. They had a regular brotherly relationship until they both discovered drugs and also discovered that they both discovered drugs. Yippee! He Loves Kian and also loves that he is one of like 5 fans of Dunkle and the Masses even if it is possibly un willingly. He also loves that they can just passively complain about their family situation and not have deep conversations about it because he does not want to have deep conversations about it.

* NEIL HAS NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO INTERACT WITH KYRA he turns into an NPC when they speak because he, just. he does not know how to. He feels kind of bad and wants to know her better. He just kind of, is nice to her and otherwise they do not really interact. he complimented her black hair dye and she said thanks and that is like how their conversations go.

**The Hobbler**

* Neil thinks this guy is the funniest guy on the entire goddamn planet.

* Jax is one of Neil's best friends hands down and he thinks she's an awesome person to be around-- he just really wishes she'd sort out her shit with Trinity and just get over her already. Neil thinks that he could treat her so much better. He also knows that they would be an absolute disaster of a relationship, but he doesn't really care about that. He's very into her but he will never make a move because he's also very content with just being friends.

* he sucked guppets dick but they dont talk about that because genuinely neither of them care and it is just a thing that happened. Guppet is one of Neil's best friends He Loves His Buddy Guppet to the point where he would suck his dick.

* Neil thinks that Annya is one of the worlds nicest people and likes talking to her and being around her. He also really likes her sense of fashion.

* Angelo is so mysterious and cool to Neil and he also really fucking likes her sense of fashion and her orange hair. She was also the one who proposed the name Dunkle and the Masses for the band, which Neil actually thought was THE FUNNIEST SENTENCE IN EXISTENCE, so she is forever going to be one of the funniest people on the planet to him. He also thinks she's extremely attractive but also won't make a move because he enjoys their friendship. He also likes that she calls him White Neil because, he, thinks it's really funny.

* Neil thinks that Slade is funny and also appreciates that he is one of their like only genuine fans.

* Neil thinks that Sai is fucking hilarious. He draws almost all of the art-- the genuine art, for the Dunkleverse, and Neil at one point entirely stopped asking him entirely for prompts, he'd just make them himself. Neil honestly thinks Sai is really funny and a nice person to be around, he just kind of wishes he was a little easier to talk to so they could be better friends.

**Vicky Summers & the Popular Girls**

* Doesn't really like these people much.

**Jayden Perry & the Car Guys**

* REALLY does not like these people.

* HE LOVES HIS DUNKLEBERRY.

* he thinks that the dunkle\_defender93 and dunkle\_hater29 incident was HILARIOUS but he also now cannot look alto in the eye without knowing the graphic details of her wants and desires.

* Dunkle

### History

Pre-Wadeport

* he was born in like 1998 or something in portland, oregon
* kian and kyra are born aw yea
* he attends Raleigh Park Elementary school
* his mother's alcoholism starts to spiral and his dad is present notably less.
* he attends Robert Gray Middle School.
* he makes his elijah friend group
* his mom's alcoholism gets Bad and his dad is around a lot less. things r kind of ghouled
* he goes to Riverdale Highschool (shit you not that's genuinely what he would have gone to)
* his parents get divorced mid-way through 9th grade
* after 9th grade his dad gets custody and also a new job and Neil Has to Move
* his friends burn a CD of shitty rap parody songs they made together (such as Angry Birds Rap) and give it to him as a goodbye gift
* they move to wadeport michigan.

Wadeport

*10th grade*

* he meets neel malik and he invites him to sit with him and his friends at his lunch table since he's new
	+ neil meets the car guys! they immediately label neil and neel malik as Neil and Indian Neil
	+ neil meets dunkle
	+ neil wonders where the fuck they moved to
* neil meets angelo and starts sitting at the floaters table. he quickly takes it over and makes it an actual friend group due to being extroverted and charismatic and shit
* neil starts the dunkleverse to cope with losing all of his friends and also his parents divorce

*11th grade*

* at some point dunkle and the masses is started but only Kind of because it's just like. neil and guppet
* neil recruits jax and felicity for Dunkle and The Massesand they become a genuine band

*12th grade*

* the goth/emo kids, the stoners, and the floaters all merge into 1 lunch table due to Dunkle and The Masses
* he gets very serious about the dunkleverse
* penny sends him a 360 video edit of dunkle's penis (traumatic event)
* wade krunelle dies
* kind of gets involved with the whole faith murder thing by taking margo and sai's note books for them
* graduates highschool
	+ screams I LOVE YOU DUNKLEBERRY at graduation in front of every body and then leaves

Post-Wadeport

* he goes to college at seattle pacific university or some shit
* drops out after a year or two
* at some point he does stop editing the dunkleverse and just moves on
* becomes a mildly successful alternative musician
* comes out as the creator of the dunkleverse

## other

### Interests

* Peoplewatching
* Playing The Guitar
* Making music
* Bands such as The Garden (his favorite)
* Eric Dunkle

### other

* he has a very long list of band names and it is just the same words rearranged
	+ dunkle and the masses
	+ masses and the dunkle
	+ the mass and the dunkles
	+ dunkle mass
	+ massive dunkle
	+ dunkle
	+ mass
	+ the masses
	+ the dunkle the mass
	+ the dunkler
	+ dunkle flu
	+ dunkle face
	+ the big dunkle
	+ huge masses
	+ huge dunkle masses
	+ big poop balls
	+ big poop spheres
	+ big spheres
	+ big dunkle
	+ big dunkle spheres
	+ dunkle and the spheres
	+ the dunkles and the mass
	+ huge masses
	+ big poop masses
	+ dunkleberry
	+ trout face
	+ crag eon
	+ dunkle eon
	+ dunkle's big trout
	+ dunkle's masses
	+ the hobbler
	+ the hobblers
	+ dunkle and the hobbler
	+ dunkle and the hobblers
	+ the dunklers
	+ the hobbler and dunkle
	+ the hobbler and the dunkles
	+ hobbler and the dunkles
	+ hobbler
	+ ode to the hobbler
	+ dunkle loves the masses
	+ the hobbler and the masses
	+ hobbling masses
	+ hobbling dunkler
	+ dunkle hobbler
	+ he who hobbles
	+ cult of the hobbler
	+ cult of dunkle
	+ cult of the masses
	+ cult of poop
	+ cult of big poop spheres
	+ baby grip
	+ baby dunkle
	+ dunkle and the babies
	+ dunkle and the big poop babies
	+ dunkle and the baby spheres
	+ big poop trout
	+ baby masses
	+ cult of the babies
	+ cult of the baby masses
	+ massive baby dunkle
	+ massive trout dunkle
	+ massive trout dunkle spheres
	+ baby hobbler
	+ the ghoulish incident
	+ ghoulish incidents
	+ ghoulish trout
	+ the dunkle incident
	+ the masses incident
	+ baby dunkle incident
	+ freethinkers
	+ dunkle and the freethinkers
	+ freethinkers era
	+ indian neil
	+ neil and the masses
	+ neil and the dunkles
	+ dunkle and indian neil
	+ baby indian neil
	+ big neil
	+ big neil trout
	+ indian hobbler
	+ indian who hobblers
	+ the neilers
	+ the neils and the dunkles
	+ the indian dunkles
	+ white neil
	+ white neil and indian neil
	+ white neil and indian neil and dunkle and the masses and the hobbler
	+ zit
	+ zits will kill you
	+ dunkle will kill you
	+ the masses will kill you
	+ hobbler kill kill you
	+ random killing phase
	+ dunkle fever
	+ what the scallop
	+ dunkle and the scallops
	+ the scallop masses
	+ scallop dunkle
	+ neil's scallops
	+ scallop porn
	+ big scallops
	+ dunkle's big scallops
	+ big trout round scallops
	+ scallop masses
	+ bottle hands
	+ dude my hands are bottles
	+ king cump
	+ cumphead on the wall
	+ cumphead
	+ cump
* He has a pair of binoculars in his car to people watch
* He learned the bare basics of HTML code to create The Dunkleverse-- a website where he posts his pictures, stories, and folklore about the Dunkle family and Eric Dunkle
	+ The Dunkleverse
	+ took inspiration from philmarilion