Peter Pancake

Stained glass mural depicting him and his ego

**Peter Rokkefeller Pancake** is a Danish-Canadian cult leader from the mirror timeline. He grew up with rich parents in København, before pretending to be a hippie to excuse his rampant substance abuse. Eventually, he created his own religion, The Church of Endless Hunger, which worships pancakes as the food of the Gods and is considered a death cult by many.

He is a very controversial figure despite the widespread popularity of his church. In interviews, his parents confirmed that he started the church to get more money for drugs, as they refused to pay for them and demanded he go into rehab. He is also accused of various criminal activities, such as giving his followers mind controlling drugs, stealing toilets, and even practicing cannibalism according to some detractors of the church.

## Appearance

Peter is a rabbit-looking sort of guy, with light grey fur and long ears. In his younger days he had long luxurious locks of hair, however he shaved his head when he started balding already in his 30's. He has a full beard of graying hair, which he thinks makes him look more "fatherly".

His fashion evolved from fine linen suits as a child, to groovy tie-dye shirts in the 60's, to finally walking around in a refitted bathrobe that he thinks looks like the clothes of old biblical figures these days.

## Controversies

### Substance abuse

Despite his religion forbidding his followers to drink alcohol or take drugs, he himself gets wasted basically every day. He started at age 11 in a misguided attempt at impressing his musical idol, Lukas Graham, who claimed he did the same thing in one of his hit songs.

With the help of his parents' income, he soon started experimenting with designer drugs such as Knuckles.exe and GenesisSuperdrive69. He also started to exclusively drink aged fine wine and champagne, which started getting very expensive for his parents very quick.

### Cultism

While he claims that his religion is a true faith based on his own philosophical beliefs, many detractors and former members describe it as a death cult created as a money scam. To join you are required to give up all your income to the church, and there have been claims about mind control drugs being applied to applicants to make them join. Peter Pancake himself have denied these claims, calling it "a witch hunt, fake news, it's tearing me apart!" while chugging a bottle of wine from 1349.

### Cannibalism

Some detractors have claimed to have found evidence that could indicate he and a few other high-ranking members of the church practice cannibalism. It is a common occurrence in interviews that Peter will try and take a bite out the interviewer, and when talking about eating pancakes he sometimes use phrases like "they're to die for" or "there is so much blood, sweat and tears in that batter".

More damning is the occasional unexplained disappearance of members. When asked about this, the bishops will usually reply "they've gone to join the great batter in the beyond, their bodies will nurture our pancakes and their blood shall sweeten the syrup lakes".

Despite how obvious it is, the police have done nothing to investigate these claims. According to police chief Lars Sygelkugle: "He's rich and famous, if he did something bad we would have found out by now and he would already be in jail. Do you really think a billionaire would do something criminal?". While giving his statement, the police chief was smoking a Cuban cigar covered in syrup, which he claims he bought himself and that he had never heard about bribery.

## See also

* Church of Endless Hunger
* Vicky Medelsvendottir