Asherpate's cars series 4 ep 10: Wedding

Rusty Wallace dressing up as Klint Shiftright and Eugene Carburaski dressing up as Billy Oilchanger is similar to the counter to scene where Jimmy Gourd dressing up as Bob the Tomato and Jimmy's brother, Jerry dressing up as Larry the Cucumber from the Veggietales episode "King George and the Ducky (2000)".

## Transcript

Dale Carrett: Guys?

Cal Weathers: OH YEAH! TODAY IS THE DAY!

Dale Carrett: Yup.

Darrell Cartrip: Certainly is. We better go there NOW!

(They arrive at the wedding)

Brooke Gorvette: Dale, Cal, Rowley, Darrell! You all are here. You guys please come in the front seat.

Dale Carrett: Yeah.

Chuck Armstrong: What about me, W.J., Crusty, and Ken Schrader?

Brooke: You all are invited and can sit.

Chuck Armstrong: Oh yeah!

Ponchy: Hey Brooke. Just wanted to say congratulations.

Brooke: Thanks Wipeout.

Bill Racelott: I can't believe that Brooke has actually married Jeff.

Jeff Gorvette: I KNOW BILL IT'S TOTALLY AWESOME!

Rusty Wallace (disguised as Klint Shiftright): Uh I am Klint Shiftright and that's uh Billy Oilchanger! Yeah

Eugene Carbureski (disguised as Billy Oilchanger): We are here to attend.

Brooke: Yup you two are invited.

Dale Earnhardt: I'm here Brooke..

Brooke: Yeah Dale ok.

(later after the couple kiss and most of the wedding is done)

Real Klint and Billy: Hey guys we are here! Sorry we are here so late!

Brooke: WAIT WHAT? But Klint and Billy you already arrived?!

Billy Oilchanger: That's odd!

Fake Billy: I'M THE REAL BILLY OILCHANGER

Fake Klint: I'M THE REAL KLINT SHIFTRIGHT!

Billy Oilchnager: NO I'M THE REAL BILLY OILCHANGER!

Klint Shiftright: AND I'M THE REAL KLINT SHIFTRIGHT!

Cal Weathers: Ok guys calm down. Sorry about this Laura

Brooke: It's ok I got to kiss him (Jeff Gorvette) and most of the wedding already happened.

Dale Carrett: What's more important is we find out who is the real Billy and Klint.

Jeff Gorvette: YEAH! WE WILL FIND OUT WHO IS FAKE!

Fake Billy: It's obvious I'm the real Billy!

Dale Carrett: Nope you are the fake you don't sound likie Billy at all.

Fake Klint: I'm the real Klint!

Dale Carrett: You don't exactly sound like him. You and the other Klint Shiftright sound very different so the impostor must have made sure he sounds like the real Klint

Fake Klint: BUT PLEASE! IT'S CAUSE I'M RECOVERING FROM SICK!

Dale Carrett: Nope you're the fake! Security! take away the fakes!

Security guard: Ok.

Fake Klint: BUT GUYS! I SWEAR I'M THE ACTUAL KLINT SHIFTRIGHT!

Fake Billy: FINE you found me I'm Eugene Carbureski. Just use water on me,

(Water is used and Eugene Carbureski is revealed.)

Eugene Carburaski: Oh well. See you later guys I guess.

(later)

Rusty Wallace: I can't believe they fell for it and think I'm the REAL Klint! Such dumb cars they are!

Rusty's Hauler: They sure are. Our boss Chick Hicks Rules!

Rusty Wallace: Yes he does. I wish he was not in Abstract Thought though. I have been unable to contact boss about what I want to do. I need your help.

Rusty's Hauler: Yeah sure Rusty. What do you want me to do.

Rusty Wallace: Simple. We steal some cars and put them in our trailer. We will put the real Klint Shiftright and some other cars.

(Later Rusty is seen pushing Klint, Dale Carrett, Cal Weathers, and Rowley Boltstrike into the trailer)

Rusty Wallace: Ok so we got Klint Shiftright, Dale Carrett, Cal Weathers, and of course one of my enemies, Rowley Boltstrike. Unfortunately Jeff and Dale (Earnhardt) are not in the trailer yet but hey, we at least got their best friends and in Jeff and Dale's case one of their teammates.

Eugene Carburaski: Of course I got Klint Shiftright as well.

Rusty Wallace: Ok hauler so we are sending all of them in the Meteor Crater, instead of the next race speedway. LET'S GO, SUCKERS!

Rusty's Hauler: Got it!

(inside hauler)

Rowley Boltstrike (while asleep): Oh we are going already? ok.

(later all are dropped in Meteor Crater and Cal wakes up)

Cal Weathers: Huh? Where are we?

Rolwey Boltstrike: I think we're in a crater!

Dale Carrett: (wakes up) You're right! It is a crater!

Klint Shiftright: (wakes up) I'm afraid I'm gonna die!

Jeff Gorvette: (drives near the crater) DON'T WORRY GUYS! DALE AND I WILL CALL A CONSTRUCTION COMPANY TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS CRATER!

Dale Earnhardt: I think we're gonna get CAT, short for Caterpillar.

Jeff Gorvette: Great idea, Dale! Let's call that company!

(Jeff and Dale call CAT. Note that their cell phone resembles one from the 90s.)

CAT worker: Hello?

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! It's Jeff Gorvette! I'm here with Dale Earnhardt! Can you send a crane to the meteor crater in Arizona?

CAT worker: Sure! Caterpillar crawler crane, B-46! You may procede.

B-46: Yes, sure! (goes on a simi truck)

(the simi truck takes B-46 to Meteor Crater)

B-46: (drives off the simi truck) I'm here guys!

Jeff Gorvette: Wow! You're so big!

Dale Earnhardt: Can you lift Cal Weathers, Klint Shiftright, Dale Carrett and Rolwey Boltstrike?

B-46: Ok!

Klint Shiftright: Hey, Dale! It's a crane!

Dale Carrett: I hope we're gonna be safe!

Rolwey Boltstrike: I'm first!

(B-46 lifts Rowley Boltstrike off the crater and loads him beside the crater)

B-46: 1 down! 3 to go!

Cal Weathers: I think the crane's gonna pick me now!

Dale Carrett: Ok! I'll go after you!

(B-46 lifts Cal Weathers off the crater and loads him beside the crater)

B-46: Now this half is done! Now the other half is still in the crater!

Klint Shiftright: Ok! I'll go last!

(B-46 lifts Dale Carrett off the crater and loads him beside the crater)

B-46: Ok! Now, 1 left!

Klint Shiftright: Ok! I'm the last one! Bye, crater!

(B-46 lifts Klint Shiftright off the crater and loads him beside the crater)

B-46: There! I'm all done!

Jeff and Dale: THANK YOU FOR SAVING THEM!

B-46: You're welcome! (drives back on the simi truck)

Klint Shiftright: I can't belive we're safe!

Dale Carrett: Yeah!

Dale Earnhardt: Now, let's go back to the wetting!

(Jeff, the two Dales, Klint, Cal and Rowley drive to their haulers to get to the wetting)

(later)

(Jeff and Brooke kiss eatch other)

Dale Earnhardt: I'm glad Jeff is gonna have a son!

Dale Carrett: Me too, Earnhardt!

Rowley Boltstrike: I agree!