Highway Horror

## Plot

Arion gets stuck in the highway due to a car crash.

## Characters

* Arion
* Brandy
* Bart
* Micheal
* Kameron
* Joy
* Salvage
* Jaime (boy)
* Others

## Script

*[The episode starts off in Kameron's bedroom with him watching a boxing match between Renee and Martha to upbeat music on his computer, his eyes widen and he moves a little closer, smiles wide. Block and Sugar comes up.]*

**Block**: [smirks] Watcha watching, big bro?

**Sugar:** Arf!

**Kameron:** Blocky! *[changes the video to a soccer game]* Uh, I... I was just looking for the sports channel, Blocky. *[someone is knocking on his door.]* Come in!

**Arion**: [comes in] Kameron! We gotta go to the arcade today! They got a new game!

**Kameron**: What is it?

**Arion**: They finally got Mario Kart Arcade and 4 players!

**Kameron**: Finally! I’ll get my go cart! [runs past Arion]

**Arion**: Hi Block, Hi Sugar! [leaves]

**Block**: So, where’s the- [door gets slammed on him] -dog food…

[Cut to the highway with Arion and plenty of other kids in their cars]

**Arion**: Oh, that’s just great! I’m stuck! Come on! [Honks] Move faster, traffic! Please! Move faster!

**Channon**: [looks at Arion] Hey! Hey! Hey! Some of us have things to do!

**Arion**: You barely get off your fat butt everyday! I bet your car is in auto drive mode!

**Channon**: [looks at his car to see auto mode is turned on] Its not turned on! [blushes] Ah, it is…

**Arion**: [plops his face down] I hate traffic jams…how am I supposed to get to the arcade now?

**Channon**: Yeah, I think there’s been a car crash, we’re gonna be here for a while…

**Arion**: Oh, heck no! [groans and accidentally hits a button] No, I didn’t mean to do that! [The 2 rockets get launched and they explode at the front of the traffic jam] Whoops…

[Cut to Bart and Brandy getting out of the eplosion]

**Bart**: No! My pirate ship car! I just had it repainted!

**Brandy**: [looks at Bart] and I just had [pulls out her bunny car] this repainted!

**Bart**: I see you’ve used the extra glitter…[a tire hits both of them] Ah!

**Arion**: [runs up] Sorry, guys!

**Bart**: It was you?!

**Arion**: Yeah, I kinda have rockets strapped to my car

**Bart**: [shakes Arion] Why?!

**Arion**: Because it makes my car go faster…

**Bart**: Well- [looks back at his wrecked pirate ship car] I had cannons on my car, that’s now wrecked! [The cannon shoots and hits Arion] That’s for destroying my ship!

**Arion**: I said I was sorry! [hits on Brock’s miniature plane, Bomber’s Boat Car, and Buster’s Tank] Sorry, Boys! [face plants on Robert’s Monster truck] Ow!

**Robert**: Hi, big bro!

**Arion**: Okay, that’s BS! I’m older and bigger than you, yet you get a monster truck?!

**Robert**: Yeah, it was my size…

**Arion**: [jumps on the truck to look around] Good for you! [sees his car being hijacked] Hey! That’s my car! [speeds off to it] Who’s stealing it?! [sees it’s Salvage] Who the heck- [Grabs onto the back of the car, it rams into other cars]

**Salvage**: Hey! Finders keepers! Now, get your hands off my car!

**Arion**: [Salvage slams the brake and Arion falls to the ground. He's still hanging on and running] I'm… not… letting… go! Nothing will stop me! Not even… [gasps. He sees a sign reading…] Giant Birds?! [Arion is dragged through a field of giant birds. He comes out with a bunch of pieces missing from him] I'm… not… letting… go… even for… [gasps, when he sees another sign for…] Vegetable Slicer?! [He is cut through the blades. Now he's just four blue lines with eyeballs and arms] If you think I'll let go for a little… [he then approaches the most dreaded sign of them all…] Paper Mario: Sticker Star?! Oh, no! [cut back to Salvage as she hears Arion’s scream]

**Salvage**: What’s wrong with Sticker Star? It can’t be that bad… Eh, I’ll just put some music on. [Turns up the volume]

**Car Radio**: [Arion’s voice] Breaking news, a kid has been spotted popping out of car seats [Salvage gives it a concerned look. Arion’s body is then shown to be the car itself, as if he shape shifted into it and no one noticed the difference until now. Salvage screams as Arion’s arms grab him.] Gotcha, Sucker!

[Cut to Joy who’s crashed her car into Jaime’s police car. Joy’s car front is damaged while Jaime’s car is barely dented. Jaime is writing Joy a ticket]

**Joy**: Look, can’t you let me off with a warning?

**Jaime (male)**: Let you off with a warning? You messed up my bumper!

**Joy**: It’s barely dented! My car is entirely wrecked! Just look at it! [The windshield whipper falls off] See?!

**Jaime**: [slams down his notepad] I don’t give a damn if it’s barely dented! [Arion and Salvage speed past Jaime, which runs over his feet] OW!!!

**Joy**: [surprised] Is that my boyfriend?!

**Jaime**: SPEEDING?! [puts the ticket in Joy’s face and throws her aside] ON MY HIGHWAY?!? [Gets in the car and drives after them. He catches up to them] Pull over! Pull over, Sonic The Hedgehog! [Arion, is now normal size in his car, trading punches with Salvage.]

**Salvage**: [holds Arion down] Me? Pull over? You’re gonna have to pry it from my cold dead- [Kicks Arion out of the car and towards Jaime’s car] HANDS!!!! [Arion crashes through and lands next to Jaime]

**Jaime**: Arion, are you okay? What’s going on, you know that guy?

**Arion**: [worried] Hardly, he stole my car…

**Jaime**: [angry] Alright, so that’s speeding and theft! Let’s get him [catches up to him a little] Almost got him! Almost-

**Salvage**: Your too slow! [Drives faster]

**Jaime**: [Smiles, evil tone] Ooh, I got me a runner. [a bunch of police cars are following him]

**Arion**: Where did they come from?!

**Jaime**: Yeah, I called for backup off screen!

**Arion**: [Hears helicopter] And there’s a helicopter! What the hell is even going on anymore! And why did Salvage steal my car?!

**Salvage**: [Whistles and a bunch of crook Kids jump into the car with bags of Money] Told ya I’d get a vehicle for us!

**Theft Boy**: Yeah, but the cops are on us!

**Theft Girl**: Yeah, they’ll get us!

**Salvage**: Don’t you guys have guns?

**Theft Boy**: [Has a bunch of guns] Heck yeah, we do! [shoots at Jaime and Arion]

**Arion**: [covers his face] MY GOD, THEY’RE SHOOTING AT US!!!

**Jaime**: DUCK!!! [him and Arion both duck and some of the bullets hit another police car]

**Police Boy**: Ah, [Dolphin Chrip] ME!!! [His car explodes hitting another police car]

**Police Girl**: Crap! Helicopter shoot ‘em down! [Blows up in her car]

**Salvage**: Nice job! You got em! [Gets hit with a bullet in his arm] Ow! Dang it! I’m hit!

**Theft Boy**: Crap! Not now!

**Salvage**: [drives through town] Dang buildings! The cops are trying to cut me off! [various cop cars try to cut him off. Then Salvage sees cop cars that blocked off an area]

**Theft Boy**: Your not gonna try to smash threw that are ya?!

**Salvage**: Maybe! I don’t know! [presses a button] What’s this button do? [A Rocket launcher forms on the back of the car and launches a missile and blows up the cars] That was easy! [Cut to Jaime looking at Arion, pissed]

**Jaime:** Arion…WHAT IS IN YOUR DAMN CAR, DUDE?!?

**Arion**: Uhh…a bunch of missiles and rockets…

**Jaime**: [concerned] *WHY?!*

**Arion**: You know In case I get stuck in traffic…like now for instance…

**Salvage**: [I’m winning! I’m winning! i’m winning!

**Arion**: I don’t think so! [Grabs a blue rocket with wings on it] I always keep this bad boy on me! [Throws it at Salvage. It circles around him and dives down causing a massive explosion in blue. [Salvage and the bank robbers slam into the arcade.]

**Jaime**: About time! [Arion, him, and several police officers surround them, points guns] Freeze! Put your hands in the air! [The theft Kids proceed to do so except for Salvage who pulls out a Machine Gun.]

**Salvage**: [Completely insane] YOU’LL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD F-[Dolphin Chirp] ING HANDS!!! [Shoots the police cars making them explode. Arion and Jaime jump out of the way. Salvage then aims upwards to shoot the helicopter. It crashes into a building] BOOM!!!! [Laughs manically until Arion speeds up and punches Jaime and the theft Kids, knocking them out]

[Cut to Jaime throwing them in the police car. The car speeds off]

**Jaime**: [Angry, getting more mad after each crime he lists] Alright, so that’s theft, speeding, wreck less driving, attempted murder, shooting at the police, resisting arrest, SEVERAL TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS, AND DAMAGE TO PUBLIC PROPERTY!!! PULL THAT DAMN CAR BACK!!! [Reaches off screen and grabs the car and pulls it back] HOLD IT!!!

**Salvage**: [nervous and scared] Uhh…are you gonna let us go..?

**Jaime**: [face is extremely angry, slowly zoom in on him] I cannot explain the horrors I am about to do to you… [Cut to Nightmare World. 3 screaming meteors are heading to it. Blue and Zero are talking by houses drinking Water]

**Blue**: You know, I must ask, do you miss all the monsters?

**Zero**: Honestly, I kinda do. There’s barely anything to do here! [Salvage and the Theft Kids crash and land on the both of them] AGH OH GOD!!!

**Blue**: OW!!! Who the heck are you two?!

[Cut back to Toon World. Jaime is starring at the sky in anger and then cools off. Looks at Arion]

**Jaime**: Now that that’s done. I can go back to writing more speeding tickets.[walks away]

**Arion**: [Sees Kameron, Nehemiah, Channon have caught up with him] Hey, guys! Wanna get started on Mario Kart Arcade?

**Kameron**: Aw, yeah!

**Channon**: Definitely!

**Nehemiah**: Heck yeah! [They all turn around and face the wrecked arcade. They all have a sad look while Arion has a disappointment face. Arion face palms himself]

**Arion**: Ah- F-[Dolphin chrip]K

The episode ends