Team Naming for Chumps

**Team Making for Chumps** is the 1st episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

The episode starts with Firey and Orange Juice reminiscing about how they won Battle for Dream Island and Inanimate Insanity (respectively) years ago. Then, like in BFDI S1E1, the Speaker Box drops from the sky to announce the start of a new show that would combine aspects of the most popular object shows - Battle for Dream Island, Inanimate Insanity, and Object Overload. The intro, based off of that from Battle for Dream Island, starts.

Eraser from BFDI then asks what the prize is, and the hosts all say the prize of their respective shows. 4, from BFDI S4, states the prize is (unintelligible speech), a name that the Speaker Box says is impossible to pronounce, so he makes the prize all of them combined, which includes Dream Island (BFDI S1), $1,000,000 (II & OO), and a BFDI & BFB (BFDI S4).

The Speaker Box then says that as there are 132 contestants, there will be 12 teams of 11, and the challenge is to form and name a team, and the last four teams to do so will be up for elimination. He then states team captains and tells everyone to go.

#### **Team Captains:**

* Taco (II)
* Golf Ball (BFDI)
* Pencil (BFDI)
* Spikey Mervert (OO)
* Liy (BFDI)
* Boxing Glove (OO)
* Paper (II)
* Loser (BFDI)
* Lightbulb (II)
* Bow (II)
* Globe (OO)
* Spongy (BFDI)

Lightning from BFDI summarizes what he said by clarifying that they need to be one of the first 8 teams to recruit 11 members and make a name to be safe. Snowball from BFDI then says that's an obscure observation.

Taco from BFDI picked Taco from II as they were both tacos and the one from BFDI thought that would be very beneficial. She then joined the other Taco and picked Cherries from OO, who picked Cherries from II, who picked Bomby from II, who picked Bomby from BFDI, who picked Clock from BFDI, who picked Clock from OO. They currently have 8 members, so Clock from OO said he could see where this was going and picked the Bells from BFDI and OO. Bell from OO picked Balloon from II, completing their team. Balloon, not having realized this, tried to pick Balloony from BFDI, but MePhone4, the host from II, told their team that they were the first to finish and got to choose a token from a random pool of options.

Firey's Speaker Box, the host of later BFDI S2, said they should go check how the other teams have progressed. While MP4 and FSB wandered around, Taco from II said that since their team was almost entirely made up of clones, their name should be "Chicken leg", a reference to the team's name she gave to the team Taco and Balloon were on in II S1. The other Taco is confused, and Taco from II says she was just kidding and that they're gonna be called "Attack of the Clones". She later confesses that, in retrospect, it probably wasn't a good idea to make a team of duplicates.

Meanwhile, on Golf Ball's all balls team (except for Nickel), Golf Ball says that all the balls are on the team and that they only need one more member. Ping-Pong Ball from OO suggests Snowball, the only other ball still looking for a team to join, and Golf Ball scolds him and tells him not to ever mention that jerk as a member of the team. Golf Ball then recruits Test Tube from II, saying that, like herself and Tennis Ball (BFDI), Test Tube is a scientist, and she would be the only object on the team with arms.

Test Tube then asks what their team's name is, and Golf Ball asks the team to focus so they can't have Another Accidental Naming. The team icon card shows up, signaling their name is confirmed and the team is formed. Golf Ball confesses this is the third time it's happened, and says she deserves Another Name that has A Better Name Than That, a reference to teams from later BFDI S1 and BFDI S4 respectively.

Puffball's Speaker Box, the host of early BFDI S2, said she was tired of the screen and decided to organize it, saying that's better. Pencil, who brought her all-girls alliance from BFDI on her team, asked who their five other members should be. Ruby suggests they should invite another alliance, but Pencil points out that 2/3 of Baseball's (II) alliance is on Another Accidental Naming. Ruby suggests Blocky's (BFDI) alliance, but Pencil points out that Snowball is on that alliance and that having him on her team isn't going to work out.

Bubble says they can get Toothy's (OO) alliance to fill four slots, so then Toothy, Paper Airplane, Flyswatter and Cone come over. Book asks Pencil who their 11th member should be, and Pencil suggests Lightning (BFDI) as they can deal with enemies easier. Everyone agrees except Bubble, who has had paranoia towards Lightning since BFDI S4 when her alliance and Lightning were on the same team, iance. If anyone insulted Pencil's alliance, Match would ask Lightning to shock the offender and Bubble, fearing the worst, would desperately try to stop it, which made Match angry, who demoted Bubble.

Bubble said they actually picked Suitcase (II), which made Pencil annoyed at her. Flyswatter asked what the team name was, and Cone said they were two alliances plus Suitcase, so Book said that if you took the first a out of alliance and replaced it with bi- (two), you got billiance. Their name card appeared (their icon Pencil crossed over Toothy), signaling their team naming and formation is done. Suitcase confessed that despite having negative experiences with being part of even one alliance, she was gonna stay positive anyway.

Meanwhile, on Lightbulb's team, Lightbulb asked who should join, and Pin and Leafy, who hate each other and were BFDI S1 team captains, suggested Coiny and Firey respectively, which is a coincidence since Coiny and Firey also hate each other and are always slapping each other on camera. Firey said that of course, their friends had to be friends with jerks, and Coiny made a comeback reference to BFDI S1E25, saying Pin wouldn't steal Dream Island if Coiny won, and Coiny wouldn't be dumb enough not to let Pin on, because she wouldn't like a ride he made for her, that killed her.

Near the end of BFDI, Firey made a Ferris wheel for Leafy that dumped lava at one end, and Leafy didn't like being melted to death, so Leafy shunned the ride, and Firey was offended, so when he won the season and it was time for him to choose who could come on or not, Firey let everyone except Leafy on. Angered, Leafy illegally used counterfeit money to buy Dream Island from the Speaker Box.

Firey and Coiny started slapping each other after Coiny made that comeback. Meanwhile, on Globe's team, Globe pointed out that they were about to lose, and Yang stated that they were losing because they were all idiots. Yang then chose Trophy and Knife from II, Lightning, Snowball and Robot Flower from BFDI, and Lighter and Pumpkin from OO, completing their team. Popcorn asked Yin-Yang what their name was, and Yang once again called the others idiots. Yin pointed out that couldn't be the team name. Yang said of course it is, and the team name and icon cards appeared, the icon being an F minus test grade.

Tissues (II) pointed out that stupid names are bad for his condiShAWn and confessed it was acting up. Tissues then sneezed on the camera. Back at Lightbulb's team, Gelatin (BFDI) and Melon (OO) joined. Lightbulb pointed out that Paintbrush (II) and Evil Leafy (BFDI) haven't chosen a person yet; they now had 9 members. Evil Leafy summoned Rocky (BFDI) and Paintbrush picked Crayon. Lightbulb said that since they were bright and epic, they would be The Epic Lights, a reference to Team Epic (II S1) and The Bright Lights (II S2), both of which she was captain of. Their team cards appeared, the icon being Lightbulb in front of Firey.

Meanwhile, on Boxing Glove's team, over two minutes, he and Pumpkin picked Teardrop, Grassy, TV, Remote, Gaty and Woody from BFDI, Microphone and Soap from II, and Picture from OO. Their team was complete. Remote said their team was made up of pushovers so they should be named accordingly, and TV suggested The Pullunders. Their cards appeared.

Soap said the camera needed heavy duty cleaning. Meanwhile, on Spongy's team, the team was complete but unnamed. Pillow, Eggy, Bottle, Tree, Barf Bag, Lollipop, Yellow Face, and Balloony from BFDI, as well as Kite and Toaster from OO, were on the team. When 4 asked what their (team) name was, everyone thought he was referring to themself and said their own name. This scene is a reference to a team in BFDI S4 where the same thing happened, and the team name became 8 names said at once, except here, it's 11 names at once.

Meanwhile, on Spikey Mervert's team, Magnifying Glass (OO) says they have one spot left, they should pick Cheesy. Cheesy comes over and says that decision should have had a closer look (since MG is used to look closely at things), and slaps his knee like he always does after a cheesy joke. Cheesy said that since most of them were recommended characters, they should be called The Fans. The icon card (Fan from II next to Fanny from BFDI) appears. The Fans took the last available immunity spot.

On Liy's complete but unnamed team, Liy said they lost, picked Cloudy (BFDI), and said since everyone there besides Blocky doesn't like death, they should be called Life Enforcement Non Dominating, or Life END. This is a reference to Death PACT from BFDI S4. Their card appears. On Loser's team, Loser says they should pick Bracelety (BFDI). Fanny says she hates Bracelety and says their team should be called The Leftovers. Their icon appears.

On Bow's team, Stapy says they should choose Marker (BFDI) but Bow says Marker is a deadbeat, accidentally naming their team The Deadbeets. Their card appears. Firey's Speaker Box appears, saying Paper's unnamed team (with Needle), Life END, The Deadbeets and The Leftovers are UFE (up for elimination). He explains that Paper's team and The Deadbeets are up for user voting elimination, while Life END and The Leftovers will be eliminated by contestant vote.

After the voting screen, Paper asks Needle (BFDI) if they can rename their team, unknowingly calling her "Needy", which he doesn't know she hates as he was not on BFDI. Needle slaps Paper, blacks out the screen, and asks him not to call her Needy but says she doesn't think so.

## Notes & trivia

* This is the first episode of the only season of Object All-Stars.
* All 132 contestants and 8 hosts debut here.
* The designs used here use thicker limbs than on the individual shows.