Behavior Card Day (Penny version)

It was behavior card day at Penny's school, and Lilo Pelekai just came for a visit, despite being in second grade at Hawaii Baptist Academy. Mrs. Bennett said, "Good morning, class! I'm sure you all know where Mr. Hazakaya has gone."

"No, ma'am." said the students.

"Well, he got poorly with the flu bug." said Mrs, Bennett, "So, I will be taking over as a Behavior Card Day substitute. Let's start with the behavior card day! I already handed your behavior cards out to your desks. Some cards are good, and some cards are bad.

"Um...um...um...um...um...um, I got a black card!" cried Penny when she looked at her black card, "Mrs. Bennett, can I please have one more chance?"

"Absolutely not, Penny!" shouted Mrs. Bennett, "You have been the worst student ever! Go to the principal's office right now! And take your card with you!"

Penny was so angry that she stomped out of the classroom.

Lilo was next to get her behavior card. "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! This must have been a dream," she said. "I have gotten a rainbow card! So that means I must be a very good student, right, ma'am?"

"That is totally correct, Lilo!" smiled Mrs. Bennett, "You have been the best student in the world! You have the rest of your life off! You may go to the principal's office and show him the card."

Lilo was so happy that she merrily skipped out of the classroom.

Yuki, Teresa, and Elena came third. "Aww, snap!" Yuki exclaimed in disgust, "Me, Teresa, and Elena each got a red card! What is the meaning of this?"

"Well, Yuki, Teresa, and Elena," Mrs. Bennett explained. "You three got a suspension for four months! Get out right now! I don't want to see you three ever again!"

Yuki, Teresa, and Elena were so angry that they stomped out of the classroom.

Fourth came Ralph Wiggum. "Not bad," he said, shrugging his shoulders. "I got a white card. I guess nothing happens, right?"

"That's right, Ralph Wiggum." said Mrs. Bennett, "Nothing happens to you. At least you tried your best. You may stay here."

Ralph stayed put.

Elijah Fizzwinkle came fifth. "Hey! What is this? An orange card? But, how is that possible? I demand you to give me a rainbow card immediately!" she shouted, "Or else, I will throw all of the school objects at your face!"

Mrs. Bennett shook her head. "Never for the 100th time, Elijah Fizzwinkle!" she shouted, "You actually deserve it for taking a picture of your "D" and throwing temper tantrums! The orange card means you get three hours of detention! Go to the detention room right now, or else!"

Elijah was so angry that he stomped out of the classroom.

Mertle Edmonds was sixth. She was crying and whining and throwing a temper tantrum about her card. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I got a gold medal card!" she moaned.

"That is correct, Mertle Edmonds!" said Mrs. Bennett angrily, "You threw a hissy fit over the packed lunches your mom made especially for you! For that, you are suspended for two weeks! Go home right now!"

Mertle ran out of the classroom in tears.

*Ten minutes later...*

When Cody got a bubblegum pink card (Which was five whole years off), he got very happy. "Holy sweet, bubbly goodness!" he exclaimed, "I got a bubblegum pink card!"

"Wow, Cody! You have been a super duper student ever!" exclaimed Mrs. Bennett, "You got five whole years off! You may go home now!"

Cody was so happy that he skipped merrily out of the classroom.

When Lilo flew back to Hangman's Tree in Neverland, she showed her card to her father, Tulio. He was very happy.

"Well done, Lilo! Your mother, brothers, and I are so proud of you," he said. "You're ungrounded forever! You can go play with the mermaids in Mermaid Lagoon with Stitch, Bianca, your brothers, and the Lost Animal Children as your reward."

"Thank you so much, Dad!" said Lilo, hugging Tulio, "You're the most wonderful father in the whole world!"

"You're welcome, Lilo." Tulio smiled.

But meanwhile, back in the real world, Penny got home and showed her card to her own father, John Rolfe. He was very angry.

"Penelope Jean Rolfe, I can't believe you got a dead meat card and got expelled forever!" John Rolfe shouted angrily, "Your mother and I are very disappointed in you! And so are Elroy and Sparkle!"

"Yes! I agree with what Rolfe said!" Pocahontas said in agreement with her husband, "We wanted you to become the student of the year, not get expelled and have a dead meat card!"

"You're even worse than Uniblab!" Elroy Jetson, Penny's brother, added.

"And you're one of the troublemakers!" her pet Pikachu, Sparkle, agreed.

"Don't you dare blame this on me!" Penny retorted angrily, "It was Mertle, Yuki, Teresa, and Elena's fault for telling a tale on me for having sex with Cody!"

Elroy and Sparkle got shocked. John Rolfe angrily stormed towards Penny. "For talking smack to your family like that, you're grounded for two whole weeks!" he scolded, "There will be no more TV, no more video games, no more movies, no more "The Pagemaster," no more 20th Century Fox movies and TV shows of any kind, no more museum, no more salads, no more ice cream, no more candy, no more soda, no more dessert, no more pizza, no more McDonald's, no more Burger King, no more Zaxby's, no more Taco Bell, no more Subway, no more Wendy's, no more Jack-In-The-Box, no more Steak n' Shake, no more Quizno's, no more Papa John's, no more Domino's Pizza, no more Pizza Hut, no more Sonic Drive In, no more KFC, no more Chick Fil A, no more Arby's, no more Applebee's, no more Sbarro, no more Dunkin Donuts, no more Starbucks, no more A&W, no more Carl's Jr., no more In n' Out, no more Popeye's, no more Chili's, no more Rally's, no more IHOP, no more Dairy Queen, no more Frisch's, no more White Castle, no more Denny's, and no more Fazoli's for you ever again! I hope you have learned your lesson!"

Penny got even more furious. "Shut up, you stupid jerk!" she yelled, "I hope I will smash your wife's car with an axe!"

That did it! John Rolfe slapped Penny very hard, knocking her down. "You're grounded forever for calling your own father a jerk!" he scolded, "Room now, naughty girl!"

"Well, good!" Penny scolded back after recovering and getting up, "I don't want to see you or even talk to you ever again!" She then stormed upstairs to her room, where her cat, Rufus, is waiting for her.