The Council of the Fifth

What some say to be the Council of the Fifth.

### Aliases

God, The Creators, The Holy Trinity, The Three Old Goobers, The Bogolomists, Death/Life/Spirit, The Accentologits, The Holy Tribunlal

## Physical description

### Gender

All

The Council of the Fifth are the supreme rulers of the universe. Although their name suggests five members.

## The Creation

The story of the creation is not well known, as nobody was around for it. What we do know is what is written down in ancient texts and hymns. Although most countries and cultures have their own religions, it appears that The Council of the Fifth appear in all religions, even ones that are known very little about. All have different creation myths, but seem to all have similar themes and idea regarding the very beginning.

### The Beginning

The Council of the Fifth are said to have created the universe after all three tripped over the Condiment of Containment while playing a game of stick and hoop. The Condiment of Containment fell over and broke open, revealing the universe inside of it. Although scared at first, The Council soon discovered that they had power over the contained universe and were able to change it to their will. They decided to have fun by creating planets and worlds for their later creations to live in. Earth was one of the earliest, but other planets include Gabulon IV, Urina, Smoglon XXVII, Kritch, Drigg, and Wumsley III. The first planet they created was Tacklonia, the home of the gods. Tacklonia is a prosperous land, full of millions of Stunckles and flowing rivers of vanilla extract and is often referred to as "the land of orange juice and syrup" The Council resides in their own dimension known as "The Creator's Fort" unable to interact with anything that is not in their own dimension.

### The Age of Life

After the land was created, The Council soon created inhabitants for all the planets. At first they began to create beings with lots of power, similar to their own. These are what are known as the old world gods. These include The HDM, Christopher Colombus, Colonel Brabalo, Hunkus Flaborrian, Shtink, Sonic.jpeg, Tito Makani, Kumble and many more. However, they soon realized that these beings had too much power, with many getting into pointless quarrels with each other that resulted in destruction and death. This made the council realize that an entire universe full of these beings would ultimately result in the destruction of the universe leading to create beings with feeble or no powers such as growing eyebrows faster or hands that come out of their body but they can only take off their socks. These are the inhabitants of most planets like Earth, including anthropomorphic Salmons, humans, grunckles, goblins, teeglos, and binglies. These are also known as "The Wrinkly Ones" since most of their brains are wrinkly to hold them back from achieving the same power as the old world gods.

### The Housing Market crash of 2008

The Council went on creating new species (and new gods on rare occasions) until the destruction of Red's house (to be elaborated on) caused them to rethink creating new life entirely. They created the Holy Discord Moderator, a being of purity and life made to create joy and new lifeforms. He had powers very similar to the Council themselves. They told him to create all sorts of new lifeforms, but to make sure not to make any so powerful that they could destroy the universe. HDM was honored to be created and to have the power to create life and the role of new creator deity. Most New World Gods are created by HDM and the Council has vowed to not make any new world gods.

The last old world god to be created was The Devil. After the Council created HDM and set him loose, they decided to retire in The Creator's Fort and play stick and hoop, Goblin Summer Camp, and Gorilla Tag for the rest of time. However, one fateful teeg (452 earth years), the Council decided to spice up their infinite retirement and play a new game, ET for the Atari. This was the teeg that the Devil was born. After playing the game for the about one bleegosecond, the Council all had simultaneous fits of pain, a feeling that they had never experienced before. Wanting to get rid of this new feeling, they put their hands into the air expelling the pain in their body which which began to conglomerate into The Devil, a being of pure evil and destruction, the exact opposite to the HDM. The Devil then left the Creator's Fort and began to roam the Universe on his infinite path of destruction. The Council was surprised, "Jeepers!" they exclaimed. They contacted HDM, letting him know that the Devil was loose. The Council continued with their previous activities, sending the copy of ET to hell.