recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Solane

Solane officially is ruled by a king and queen, Lord Darben and Queen Alexandria Halberine. However, the territory's power is in the hands of the parliament and the prime minister. Solane prides itself on being a trading hub, mostly through the port city of Hope's Harbor.

## Geography

Solane is a relatively small country, bordered by Englase to the east, Dorak to the west and the southern tip being encompassed by the Arduine Grand Alliance. It serves as a major port for all nations to trade through, as well as the natural mountain boarders that have led to its long neutral stance in the world.

Despite the mountains around it, the land in Solane is rather robust and able to sustain many crops. While the number of resources in the country is limited, the variety as well as an optimal location has lead many skilled craftspeople to the country.

## Racial Demographics

While humans are preponderant in Solane, the country is a diverse mix, having races from all over Robalt in its borders.

## Governance

Solane is run by a Parliament, who are voted in during an election every decade. Parliament holds court in the area around Solvane.

## Locations

### Cities

* Hope's Harbor - Trade hub of Robalt. Primarily occupied by merchants and crafters from across Robalt.
* Solvane - Capital of Solane.

### Towns

* Halven - Most of the buildings are constructed from living trees. It is governed by a mayor, a male elf named Saerahing.
* Baronstown - Known for a shop Sine's Carvings, which is a woodworker of some renown. His puzzle boxes are famous gifts across Robalt. Baronstown is governed by a noble aristocrat, the dwarf lord Cete Darmanglaive.
* Elverine - The town is a chaotic patchwork of architectural styles. It is governed by a noble aristocrat, the human lord Vyncis. The Academy of the Sorcerous Arts is a common destination for academics and sages.
* Tinkersville - Most of the town is delved into the sides of a mountainous crag. It is governed by a consortium of wealthy merchants, whose bizarre laws and decrees are commonly ignored.

### Organizations

* The Academy of Rings - Hope's Harbor - The largest academy in Robalt, the Academy of Rings is gathering groups of individuals to cross the Salsine Ocean to return to Khrysaphlyan. Its headmaster is a female halfling named Tuga Shinespark.
Gabbskraporna

Gabbskraporna är två skyskrapor, byggda av GabbFace, i Grelsta. De är för tillfället inte färdiga, men det är tänkt att den kortare skyskrapan ska var till för GabbFaces privata bruk. Den högre skyskrapan, som för övrigt är den högsta byggnaden i overworld hittills, är avsedd för andra spelare, det skall t.ex. finnas ett bybocenter, och våningar för utsäljning. När skyskraporna är helt klara så ska den allra högsta våningen auktioneras ut, med startpris på 32 diamanter.
Gustavsberg

Gustavsberg är en stadsdel i huvudstaden på Gustavs berg Med omnejd. Stadsdelen är uppkallad efter berget som i sin tur fått namnet från Gson (Gustav) har sitt hus i en grotta i berget. Stadsdelen gränsar till centrum och Grelsta.

**Points of Intrest**

På östra sidan av berget mot centrum ligger brandstationen som byggdes och drivs av Elias. Han är anställd som Brandchef, Brandman, Kundtjänstansvarig, Utrycknings larmare, Städare och viktigast av allt - Brandbil. Uppe på berget finns Gustavsbergs Station på Linje 1.
The United Federation

The United Federation is a collection of smaller city-states that formed a union upon learning of the creation of the Arduine Grand Alliance. As a result of this, the government of the Federation is constantly changing, especially with the larger states arguing they should have a larger portion of power, while the smaller states ask for a more equal representation. This has so far resulted in a conflicted government run by three different houses.

## Geography

The United Federation states all are on the southern border of Robalt. Many of them used to push into territory which is now the Arduine Grand Alliance, but were lost during wars with that country. The United Federation is largely coastal land and deep fault lines. Because of these fault lines, the exposed rock of the area has lead to a significant amount of mining. They've used these advantages to craft weapons and armor which is frequently brought to bear against the Arduine Grand Alliance.

## Racial Demographics

The UF is human by a vast majority. There is a population of dwarves and elves, a spattering of gnomes and halflings, but that is it. None of the other races are welcome in the territory of the United Federation.

## Governance

As mentioned, the United Federation is governed by three bodies. The first one being the House of Deputies, which has equal representation among all states; the second being the Senate, which is a house based on population; lastly is the Assembly of Elders, which has a constant nine members which are selected from the two other houses.

## Location

### Cities

* North Freedom - Capital of the Federation.
* Roslyn Heights - The wealthiest city in the Federation. Most trade with Solane is done through the harbor in Roslyn Heights.

### Town

* Farhult
* Virkesbo
* Ochi
Dragon Wars

The Dragon Wars were a period of strafe caused by a massive influx of dragons on the Khrysaphylan continent. The wars lasted for 20 years, until the development of the Nexus Way and the Infinite Flame Engine. These two devices gave the mortal races enough clout to prevent standard dragon attacks and made the battles too costly for the dragons to continue.

## Lead-up

In 3 AM, the mortal races started noticing an increase in the number of dragon attacks across the world. Concerned, the Council of Broken Hammers of Craghammer petitioned the other major cities into an alliance against the draconian attacks. The cities of Valencia and Ile Andres refused to attend, as both had frosty relations with the dwarven capital of Moralan. Jul'akam and Molvagar both sent token deligations, while Craghammer, Moralan, and Kershen all sent high level officials. The deals worked out conscripted armies from each of the cities into a massive response force to be stationed in Rogerta Plains, the Fields of Baristan and the Northern Expanse.
Lost Session 2 - Lost to the Avatar of War

This session's contents are being recorded for completion purposes and should not be considered part of the main story.

As the last party member falls, the avatar of war grins. The divine forms each of his attackers expressed will be most useful to his plans. Climbing the stairs, he frees the trapped minion, who pledges loyalty to him. They find the contingent of (Not yet known group) and return with some clerics and mages. Through use of resurrection spells and mind warping abilities, the party is placed under indefinite thrallhood under the avatar. He uses their powers to great effect, smashing through enemies and gaining power from his early revival. After a year, he sets out with a campaign to start an endless war, first by removing one of the great powers. The party, having leveled during this time, now had control of their divine forms and they assisted in an assault on the Council of Dragons, all information being provided by Sheondirth, who provided aerial support during the battle with Lucerne's owl form. The winds produced by the owl form let Test and Orrok grab and knock out several dragons, while Urgan's magic was able to disable those running. Hank used the powers of healing to prevent any damage done to the group. With backup from the powered up Avatar, they were able to decimate the council. Many dragons were took into captivity, though what happened to them the party doesn't know.

The campaign returns on the Battle for Valencia. A powerful warrior, Saleagaron, has been halting the army's advance. The party is sent out to divine form deal with her, but she is able to fend them off. During this time, she is able to provide enough power to Kalvin to break the mental spell holding the party enthralled, and they all fall to the ground. While Saleagaron is injured and Valencia has lost a significant defender, which causes it to fall, the party is restored to normal. They now have to deal with the burden of their sins, being known and hated across the world, and the world's changing structure. Starting in Ile Andres, the second phase of the campaign begins.
MetroNet

Tvåtowns Tunnelbana, officiellt MetroNet är ett underjordiskt järnvägssystem i Tvåtown som sträcker sig från Technopark i öst och norr till Grelsta i söder och Strand i väst. Centralstationen heter Sjötorget och där möts alla linjer. Systemet består i nuläget av 2 linjer och 10 stationer.

**Historia och Utbyggnader**

Den första linjen (Linje 1/Röd) öppnades den 5 Juli 2018 mellan Juanberget och Grelsta. Den byggdes senare ut den 6 Juli till Strand med en mellanliggande station vid Gustavsberg.

Linje 2 eller den Gröna linjen började byggas den 6 Juli mellan Sjötorget och Grelsta Södra och stod färdig senare på kvällen. Den byggdes ut den 8 Juli från Sjötorget till en ny station vid Technoparken.

**Planerade Utbyggnader**

Det planeras för Linje 3 eller den blå linjen mellan en station i östra staden där en ny förort planeras till Productives ställe i Väst. Den ska passera centralstationen Sjötorget och en ny transferstation ska bygga vid Gustavsberg. Linjen planeras att börja byggas den 11 Juli och stå färdig samma dag.

**Den nya transportplanen**

Planen inkluderar två nya linjer, att bygga om linje 1 till en ringlinje och låta linje 2 ta över delar av linje 1 i de centrala delarna och vise versa. Linje 3 planeras rakt genom staden och linje 4 ett bortom projekt till gyllensko från Grelsta.

En karta för den nya planen finnes i dokumentet.
Jaque Orange

Fanta(TM)

Jaque Ornage, a past Doc Johnson's member, was actually quite an integral part to the combining of powers to create the server we know and love today, though not for entirely good reasons.

## Origins

Jaque Oregang met Bibbo purely through Brendaniel's Hellserver and invited to his "haven" which had originally held most of the current members of Doc Johnson.

## Current Day

Jacque Ornage is isolated on his own island of Cum, Friends, &. The only thing he took him with was :happi:, his most valid creation.
Crows

An instance

Sho (Son)

Squig (Daughter)

**Item #:** Dohnson-00452

**Object Class:** Thot

**Special Containment Procedures:** Dohnson-00452 is to be kept in standard humanoid containment, with soundproofed walls reinforced with a 0.5cm protective layer of Telekill Alloy. Dohnson-00452 is to be supplied with wi-fi and food daily, as well as gummy vitamins, antidepressants, fruit juices, and other drugs, as needed. Dohnson-00452 is currently sharing its containment chamber with a really cool person, which hasn't caused too many chaos yet.

**Description:** Dohnson-00452, known informally as Mika or Crows, is presumably a humanoid who resides in the Doc Johnson's Great American Nightmare server on the communications app, Discord.
Ferpykins

Ferpykins' usual go-to profile picture for assorted services.

Ferp

Bibbie

Ferpy "Bibbo" Kins is the server's official co-owner (as stated by Rose in at least two total messages) and "techman". Very unfunny.

Bibbo expressing his agony after being tortured by KipBibbo celebrating a victoryBibbo during Full KagutsuchiBibbo torturing Kip
Pepto Bismol

Hatshepsut (Ex-Wife)Empress Wu Zetian (Ex-Wife)

## Background

Pep (SCP-011-J) was an unidentified creature that haunted Amish establishments up until 12 years ago, when she was found by the head priest, who tried to exorcise her, but was not powerful enough. She ended up overpowering him and taking his position as head of the settlement. The Amish of that settlement do not know that their priest is long gone and that Pep lives in his abandoned body, and they will continue to not know since they do not use the internet.
She is still the leader of these people in Intercourse, PA and bapitizes the children in Gatorade Thirst Quencher Lemon-Lime.

## Exorcism

The incantation used to exorcise yourself of her is as follows:

"*Regna terrae, cantata Deo, psallite Cernunnos, Regna terrae, cantata Dea psallite Aradia. caeli Deus, Deus terrae, Humiliter majestati gloriae tuae supplicamus Ut ab omni infernalium spirituum potestate, Laqueo, and deceptione nequitia, Omnis fallaciae, libera nos, dominates. Exorcizamus you omnis immundus spiritus Omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio, Infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, Omnis and congregatio secta diabolica. Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, dominates, Ut coven tuam secura tibi libertate servire facias, Te rogamus, audi nos! Ut inimicos sanctae circulae humiliare digneris, Te rogamus, audi nos! Terribilis Deus Sanctuario suo, Cernunnos ipse truderit virtutem plebi Suae, Aradia ipse fortitudinem plebi Suae. Benedictus Deus, Gloria Patri, Benedictus Dea, Matri gloria!*"
Please contact a trained priest in case this does not work.

## History

### The Birth

   Daughter of Babylon, Mother of Abominations , she was brought forth into the world sometime during 6 BC - 4 BC. Some historians speculate that she is actually recorded in history, specifically the Bible . Her birth seems to match up with Jesus Christ. Historians theorize that she is actually the Harbinger, the opposite of Jesus, yet born at the same time as him, but in what we would assume to be June.

She was lost track of sometime after her birth, like most babies are.

### Currently

Last seen preforming a seance in the woods. Sources say she was trying to contact John F Kennedy in an attempt to see if he knew who took his brain when his body was being transported.

## Testimonials

"pep you did not have a ballsack head you looked charming!!!!" - Rose

"ok y'all time to collectively kill pep for calling huey hot" - Bibbo

"Dont be fooled she’s amish" - Bub

* after drinking the radioactive piss
* one of the few pieces of evidence of her demanding her tribute
* the dog that had bitten right through her fucking lip. rest in peace **bastard**
* pep :)
1/4
Doc Johnson's Great American Wiki

## Welcome to the Doc Johnson's Great American Wiki

The "wiki" of a server of friends thats full of bullshit that we can't keep track of ourselves. Here you'll see things that are "canon" within the Doc Johnson "storyline" as well as other additions that are probably there primarily for jokes. Have fun.

## Characters

Ferpykins

Rose

Em ily

Fluffy

Tim

Minkle

Krahe

Purple-squigly-kip

Mo

Stebby

Pepto

Atticus Rae

Seabuff

Jeb CONSTRUCTION

Meatspin

Jaque Orange

## Locations

Location of 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊

Your Mum's house

Tim's House

## Lore

Etymology of goodnight

The Album

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊

JaJ
Doctor (location)

**Doctor** is a location that appears in many episodes.

## History

The signs change each time the location appears. Below are the different words they have said:

* "10 arrows removed, the 11th free!"
* "Treating Barbarian Kings at Barbarian prices!"
* "Flu spells available!"

## Appearances

* "Wall Breaker Check-Up"
* "Giant vs. Giant Problem"
* "Ballad of the Barbarian"
* "Goblin's Eleven"
* "Bowlers Anonymous!"

## Gallery

*Main article: Doctor (location)/Gallery*
Mr. Harmonious 𝐃𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐬

The only image of the album to be found anywhere on the internet, thought to be a false replica.

The greatest album ever made, a true masterpiece of postcore.

## Trivia

A copy was sold to an unlicenced buyer at a secret auction for big moneys, it was later revealed to have been destroyed in a fit of eh.

Tim is known to have a copy of the album, but wanked themself into forgetting exactly where it is.
Tim

Tim's online representation as through this unholy creation of Krahen

Steve irwin's niece and godson to mick dundee

Timothy (Tim [Timmy {Timbo}]) "ya boy" Australia is the server's resident piano boy and all-round Australia endorsement expert.

## Things

### Likes

* Music
* Their friends
* A nice Chinotto
* The Album
* Straya
* Bling Jizzard and a Fizzard's Gizzard

### Dislikes

* Changing the cocking channel name
* USA! USA! USA!
* Spids
* The 𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕝, 𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 taste of ᴘᴇᴘꜱɪ
* When cunts think they're BRITISH

## Abilities

* Tickle the Ivories - 420 Damage
* Swear in Strayan - confuse enemy
* Stand - intimidate enemy
* drift king - +1 purple mana

## Life & History, unraveling the mystery

### Early Life

when they were a yung lad Tim could not figure out if you were supposed to line up on the left or the right if you had a lunch pass, they ultimately discovered that it was much easier 2 just say 'I'll have what he's having"

### Middle class and rise to power

After lacking the supa to win the annual crannie pinga chew, Tim began their controversial career in Doc Johnson's Great American CHallenge.

#### Fame {he's got more in him}

After using Jacque Orange to catapult themself to the top of the pops, Tib befriended the ones known as rose & bibbo

### Comeback

the kid managed to do it against all odds, after smackin a doobie one too many times they jumped in the cab and darted right into tinsel town (sanity)

### The last sneeze

After completing their Phd in uhh..., Tim accidentally chucked so fuckin hard
that a black hole was created at the zero-point, (also known as the 'stache)

### Present day

Tim now owns a kebab shop in south west crannie and loves it very much

* Tim got zapped by a nasty wizard and was transmogrified into a disgusting little dog

## Uhhh...

* Friends with 'big dick' Nic Glic
* Once out gentian-d gentian
* Generally omni-agreeable
* Doesnt know how to operate any weapons apart from a SLAM Launcher
* Will literally look at you
* Cannot drive a car, but thats not gonna stop em
Mark Zuckerberg

Mark in his element

Toenail Boy

Kip (Biological Sister)

Mark "Zucc" Zuckerberg is the biological "son" of Ferpykins and Rose.

## Origins

Originally planned as an experiment to see if children were at all possible between the two, Mark was supposed to be nothing but that, but had eventually escaped the Bibbo Tech Labs soon after conception. After rapid growth into the "man" we know today, Mark is now the CEO of Facebook as well as in charge of other companies under the Facebook brand name.
Tim's house

Tim's house is a mysterious entity, its location is unknown.

Legends say that if you're dying isolated in the desert, with no water and no hope, at your weakest moment you will come across a valley, and inside will be Tim's house. They'll be waiting at the door, and will let you in to the cozy chilled space. They will crack open a pepsi and offer it to you, you take it. While you take a desperate sip you hear their voice, their cursed, horrid voice; "So, I hear you're not from around here, the name's Deez"
Seabuff

## Seabuff, also known colloquially as "Sbuffy" *is*

One of Their many forms

Seaboomafoo

Seabuff "Sbuffy" Seaboomafoo, is one of the relatively new denizens of Doc Johnson's Great American Nightmare. They were invited by Bibbo after he posted about the server in Twitter, and was subsequently violated via DM's by Sbuffy until They received an invitation.

Their mortal enemy, despite also being Their adopted daughter, is the False Prophet Bastard Child, Kip. Sbuffy was forced to change Their original form after she had compared it to a goddamn ahegao face. This event was known as The Fuckening.

Sbuffy before The FuckeningAnother one of Sbuffy's various forms
Etymology of goodnight

Tim, as part of a joint international investigation, offers to take the "Goodnight serum", and phase through the required number of dimensions to find the answer .

## Goodnight, the most bastardised phrase of the Doc Johnson Canon

The term 'goodnight' has a special place amongst the inhabitants of that certain unholy hellscape (unlike your standard holy hellscapes, $2.99, \*batteries not included\*), scientists with multiple artisan pocket protectors performed an experiment to determine the relative variety of terms synonymous with goodnight. Results were both inconclusive and revealed multiple flaws in mathematical logic.

### As of 24/02/2019 (dd/mm/yyyy) [incomplete]

Goodnight

Guten Nacht

nicht

GOODNG

goodnu

sheeshl

sleeb

sleesh

sssssssssssssssssssssgbbl

goodnih

gooj nigh

ggiog nigth

NOGJT

Gn!

giig nuf

gn

goodnugt

godnut

ginny

ginna

ggigngn

goob...

Godnod

gubgbubg

Goobbob

gnugget

goku

Hey! It's me! Goku!
Atticus Rae

Atticus as a child

Rae was born October 11th to two republicans so naturally he had a hard life of begging for his human rights at a young age.

Rae enjoys Pathologic the indie Russian video game, horny OCs, and the way his cat shakes her ass before she tears the shit out of his hands.

## Schooling

Rae went to a rich white kid school where he learned the importance of stealing pens from classmates.

## Testimonials

> Baller - Crows
>
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> Swaggy - Bibbo
>
>

> youre a funny little man and i think we're gonna be good friends :D! - Rose
>
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> Such a Libra - Gaby
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Rose

Nyxhie

Maria

Bitch (by Bibbo)

Cunt (also by Bibbo)

Squig (Daughter and Vagina)

Tim (Son)

Krahe (Kin)

Rose, occasionally referred to as "Nyxhie" or "Absolute Fucking Menace" is the creator of Discord server Doc Johnson's Great American Challenge (not to be confused with the product). After a long and tiresome time spent tolerating He Who Shall Not Be Named, Rose and her gang of delinquents set out to create a place where they could freely be the disgusting gremlins they are at heart.

Rose makes Krahe into a manRose compliments her daughter
Minkle

it me

Local program-man and purveyor of obscure bullshit, he was summoned into existence via the brenhole™ and then was in some others servers for a while but hey I guess he's here now?

He is mostly known for the horrors brought on by himself and the boys (such as pedantbot and the mistake that was the quote page.) and being in a constant state of tired and maybe dying.
The Nexus Way

The Nexus Way is a collection of teleportation circles maintained by the Nexus Organization. They connect the seven major cities in the world of Khrysaphylan.

## Origin

The Nexus Way started as a project by a small group of wizards around the time of the Dragon Wars. What originated as a supply line has grown to a continent spanning network of interconnected teleportations to other parts of the contained world. Started in the Dwarven city of Moralan, the Nexus Way connected the centralized city to the outskirts of the world. This allowed quick movement of armies and supplies across vast distances, which gave the mortal races a much needed advantage against their Draconian opponents. Before its development, cities could be burning for days before significant reinforcements would arrive to face the Draconian attackers. Now, within hours troops could be mobilized into formations, gathered in Moralan and sent off to fight on the other end of the continent. The mortal races took to a risky offensive using this system, striking Draconian lands on one end of the world, then teleporting away and striking again mere hours later. Even with the incredible speed of dragon flight, this tactic allowed the mortal races to gain ground. It is said the Nexus Way also had a hand in the creation of the Moralan power grid, but the details are kept as a secret by the dwarves.

## Connections

### Major Cities

Craghammer, Ile Andres, Jul'akam, Kershen, Molvagar, Moralan, Valencia
Mo

Mo
--

a real actual image of mo

Mo is a big ol' Lesbian, she is one of the group moms who is well loved by every member of Doc Johnson. She knows uselessly large amounts of lore from the Legend of Zelda franchise, and will use any opportunity to prove it. Legend says she possesses countless wives.

## Lore

She was part of the Skype group started by Squig, moving to Squig's server, and later, Doc Johnson, following the merciless death of Skype.

## Stats

* strength: low
* wisdom: mediocre
* defense: bad
* magic: :)
* goth: yeah
* girls: ghnnghgnh gi r rl,,
Session 03 - El'ove 26

Characters:

Party: Orrok Brekusk - Orc Fighter, Test Ranger - Human Ranger, Hank Hill the Third - Human Cleric, Richard Stevenson - Human Rogue

NPCs: Sheondirth, Markus Farmer

Previous Session: Session 02 - El'ove 23 - 25 | Next Session: Session 04 - El'ove 27

Session 3 - On the Road Again

Hank was woke in the night by a sound.  He woke up Test who chased the sound, but was unable to catch the cloaked individual.  The party then headed on down the road.  They encountered an undead rider who Orrok made shorter by a head.  The caravaner refused to allow any of the undead rider on his cart, so they took the head and left the corpse on the road.  After this the party had a relatively uneventful day.  After the beginning of the next day, they encountered 2 gnomes who sold Test some Willoweed.  A few hours later, they were crossing an open field when a red dragon attacked.  The party threw the undead head up to it with the willoweed inside after lighting it on fire.  The dragon was slightly high and agreed to not kill the party if they gave it 1000 gold.  They convinced it to wait until they got money in Craghammer.  The dragon then assumed a human female form and gave them the name Shannon.  Test gave it ten gold which irritated it, but it took it.  Then Richard did the same and irritated it even more, which caused Shannon to demand all of Richard’s gold so as not to eat him.  Richard gave it 98 gold and Shannon flew off after that.  The party caught up with the caravaner and Shannon returned in the night.  They convinced Shannon to take first watch while they rested.  Shannon did so till 1, then kicked Richard to wake him up for the second watch.  Richard’s bedroll is now slightly singed.  The party obtained rations for the morning and is ready to set off again.  Hank has restored his spells in the morning through prayer to his goddess.
Herman

* Robe
* No Robe
* Team Finland
* Toddler

**Herman** is a Wizard that was first introduced in "The Clash Cup!".

## Personality and characteristics

Herman is a lazy Wizard that prefers The Real Housewives Of Gobbotown over TV Royale. He eats chips and says that he would get a hot dog for a P.E.K.K.A cheerleader. He represents the opposite of what Jaakko represents; lazy people that nevertheless end up getting exactly what they want.

Later, he remembers when his brother, Jaakko, taught him to ride a bike, when Jaakko stood up for him against bullies, and tucked him in when he was asleep (the latter of which Herman wondered how he was supposed to remember if he was asleep).

He was chosen to be on Team Finland, but after facing his brother, he decided to join Jaakko's team. They both lost, leaving them both with injuries, and Herman with another award, much to Jaakko's frustration.

## Trivia

* Herman might have appeared in "'Twas The Night Before Clashmas" based on how Jaakko refers to him and how they live together. However, his voice is different.
"University of Goblin"

## Video

> "*I'll be teaching you, but do you know what? I may end up learning more than you do. Boom! Win win.*"
> ― Eartha, Crug
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**"University of Goblin"** is the second episode in the first season, making it the second in the series. It aired on December 8, 2016.

## Summary

Goblins are being taught so they don't have to steal any more, whereas the Archers are involved in a shooting competition.

## Plot

The episode starts off with a Giant kicking Goblins to the Arena next to his village because they took his lunch money, as Bombers just think it is a Spring Trap. Then, bored in the town, two Archers decide to start doing a shooting contest. One arrow hits the town hall, where a villager is talking to a builder before she starts teaching Goblins. The Builder denies that they can change, but the villager starts with a simple word that a Goblin can't understand. So then she shows the word gold and the goblins go crazy. Later, at the Town Hall Grill, a goblin orders his meal (as wierd as it may be, it is on the menu). The villager then gives the goblins their village jobs back at the town hall, as Crug, another goblin, is about to teach his own class of goblins. That leaves the villager stealing gold while the shooting contest continues. Next, a Hog Rider takes his hog to a shop to have him cleaned up while the Hog Rider tries out some new hogs, that don't meet up to him. Without knowing, the Hog Rider picks his own hog to take back home, as the hog is now cleaned. The two then sit in the hog slop. Meanwhile, a Wall Breaker joins the archers in their contest, and sends a skeleton into an arena where a TV Royale Live episode, and a battle begin. However, the hosts do not seem to get along, as they are cheering for opposite teams. Then, when the blue host quits, he is replaced by a minion. The Hog Rider and his hog watch this drama at home as the shooting contest comes to an end with a wizard and a dragon joining. In the end of the episode, the troops three-star their own village.

## Cast

* Tom Kenny
* Jason Hightower
* Kari Wahlgren
* Carolyn Omine
* Tress MacNeille

## Trivia

* The original name for this episode was "Goblin University".
* In Crug's English School, names of the Goblins in Eartha's school are seen on the gold rack when those Goblins do not need the school anymore.

### Goofs / Errors

* This episode aired before "Giant vs. Giant Problem" time wise, but it is still considered episode two.

### References

* Hogmax is a reference to Carmax and Carfax.

## Gallery

*Main article: "University of Goblin"/Gallery*
"12 Days of Clashmas"

## Video

> "*Merry Clashmas to all! And to all a good fight!*"
> ― Santa Builder
>
>

**"12 Days of Clashmas"** is the fourth episode in the first season, making it the fourth in the series. It aired on December 23, 2016.

## Summary

Two Builders finds a Santa's surprise spell while upgrading spell factory. They decide to sell it in exchange for plenty of gems and started dreaming about their upgraded village. However, before selling it, they back out of their decision, and one builder drinks it accidentally.

## Plot

The episode starts off with a Golem tasting a cupcake, and getting an allergic reaction. The Red King is dressed as Santa and fires a cannonball, then a cannonball in a gift, at a Giant, and then brings out the Clashmas Chest. The greatest gift is when an opponent leaves the match. When it snows in the arena, everyone does snowball fights, make snowman, has flavored snow, and also decorates. Then after everyone plays ice hockey, they all stick their tongue out (one onto a P.E.K.K.A) to catch more snow. Then, the Red King opens the chest, and out pops a Giant Skeleton with a bomb that blows candy. Then, two builders are "working" on a Spell Factory when a cobweb incident causes the two to find a Santa Surprise spell. The two think of selling the spell to upgrade the town, but soon realize that it is a big responsibility. Trying to get rid of it, one builder drinks it accidentally and turns into Santa. Finally, the Red King brings out a knight that sings The 12 Days of Clashmas (The 12 Days Of Clashmas)while an ice wizard is stuck in a block of ice, and archers get rid of their reindeer costumes. After the song, the red team shows their king his gift - a Clashmas colored river, but not knowing most of it was poison, he was about to jump in. In the end of the episode, the Santa builder rides his sleigh and wishes everyone a good Clashmas, when his dragons burn down the moon.

SIDE NOTE: Merry Clashmas, everyone!

## Cast

* Tom Kenny
* Jason Hightower
* Charlie Adler
* Kari Wahlgren
* Tress MacNeille

## Trivia

* This is the first Christmas episode in the series, others being "'Twas The Night Before Clashmas" and "I'll Be Home For Clashmas".

### Goofs / Errors

* The Red King celebrates Clashmas night with a chest, and opens it at night, but between the clips with him opening it, it is day time in the arena.

### References

* The title is a spoof on the song *The 12 Days Of Christmas*.
* A blue princess and a red prince about to kiss was foreshadowing Raymond and Julia in the then unreleased episode "A Knight To Remember".
* The phrase "Brawl-idays" might be a reference to the December 2018 event in Brawl Stars.

## Gallery

*Main Article: "12 Days of Clashmas"/Gallery*
Go Sparky, Go! (song)

*Not to be confused with the episode of the same same.*

## Go Sparky, Go!

### Album Name

TBA

**Go Sparky, Go!** is a song sung in "Go Sparky Go!".

## Lyrics

(intro)

**Singer:**

We got thousand-watt zappers and some galvanized wheel hubs.

**Singer, Valkyrie, Archer:**

Go, Sparky. Go Sparky, Go!

**Singer:**

Triple-coated wiring and extra-sharp bumper studs.

**Singer, Valkyrie, Archer:**

Go, Sparky. Go Sparky, Go!

**Singer:**

When the opponents' bold bowler hits with a big blasted bowl...

(zap sounds)
Richard Stevenson

A human rogue with a desire to steal, but skills to not. He worked with the party for a short time, before his arrogance and cowardice got him killed.

## Story Involvement

Richard was first encountered in Session 1 as part of the default party with Hank Hill,Test Ranger, and Orrok Brekusk. He was the fourth down the well after the cat, and was able to roll a successful animal handling to recover the cat for little Timmy. After the cat recovery in the well, Richard joined the party in their quest to stop the kidnappers. He and Hank went to the Musky Rat and tried to get some information, which was rather unproductive for them. After some discussion, the party decided to have Richard watch the entrance to the Musky Rat for any suspicious characters. Richard noticed the druid Lucerne but did not decide to interact with her as he was busy keeping his watch. He stayed in watch till the group decided to head down the well, which he then held onto the rope for Test and Orrok.

## Appearance

Richard stood a rough 6 feet tall, and weighted a light 140 stones. He was built like a greek god, and likely was the avatar of some divine being. He had allowed himself to fail on several occasions to not overwhelm his mortal companions with his greatness. His yellow hair stood out against his grayish tinged skin, giving him a memorable and unique look. He dressed in the finest silks, always looking the proper socalite.

## Personality

Mack daddy of epic proportions, Richard would play on the ladies and the men alike with equal enjoyment and skill. That's why he craved that sweet caravaner rump. He would have gotten it if not for Test falling over shortly after.
Sjötorget

Sjötorget är ett torg i Tvåtown som ligger i Tvåtown Kommun, torget är kallat den centrala mittpunkten i staden och hela servern med centrum kretsande runt sig. Intill torget finns ett försäkringsbolag, en återvinningscentral och town centret. På torget finns även en nedgång till MetroNets station Sjötorget Station.

Namnet sjötorget kommer från att en sjö på samma plats drenerades och man byggde torget på sjön.
Orrok Brekusk

Cousin: Dorgan Brekusk

Orrok Brekusk is the prophet of the endless waagh and Avatar of Gork and Mork. Born shorter than most orcs, he's spent his entire life wanting to become the biggest, smashiest orc.

## Appearance

Orrok is a short orc, though he used to be a few inches shorter. The power of the Weapon of War seems to have increased his height a little bit. He is a heavily muscular warrior and despite his size is exceptionally strong, even for an orc.

## Personality

Orrok is the prophet of the endless waagh and he devotes his time to the concept of Orky Valhalla. He is greedy and self-centered and is devoted to his cause. He doesn't care for torture or the other ultra nasty aspects of war.
CruSSSHer 145

**CruSSSHer 145** is a unseen player that was seen in "University of Goblin". He is a Clash Royale player that fights against NoMercy17. His cards are Baby Dragon, Arrows, Fireball, Giant, Mini P.E.K.K.A, Archer, P.E.K.KA, and Knight.

## Trivia

* It is unknown if he or NoMercy17 freeze-spelled the villager reporter.
"Goblin's Eleven"

## Video

> "*Gotta remember to keep that elbow tucked!*"
> ― Herb
>
>

**"Goblin's Eleven"** is the eighth episode in the first season, making it the eighth in the series. It aired on January 20, 2017.

## Summary

Goblins decide to steal all the elixir which the town has preserved for upgrading their laboratory. Will they succeed?

## Plot

The episode starts out with a villager moving a sign that should not be next to the rest of the signs. Today, the town would vote for a new king, and every vote counts, it was between the quite hated Barbarian King and a famous Barbarian. Meanwhile, the new king will be tested as a group of goblins try to sneak into the town and take their riches for their own town, but the expenses of raiding the town is much higher than what they will get, the goblins maul the one who planned the raid. It becomes a huge war, and a new dance is born - The Goblin Cam. Also, a group of barbarians must sing in order not to bump and upstage each other, but it gets hard when two of the members in the group get stepped on or zapped, until a giant skeleton joins them in the end. In the end of the episode, the voting day comes, and the barbarian king is leaning on a barrack that is spawning archers that are saying that they want to vote for him. To mock the Barbarian candidate, he says "Every vote counts!"

## Cast

* Tom Kenny
* Jason Hightower
* Charlie Adler
* Tress MacNeille
* Matthew Gray
* David Rakita
* Dan Scott
* Jake Tickner

## Trivia

* In Clash Royale, the Goblin Drill was added as a card, which was inspired by the drill that appeared in the episode.

## Gallery

*Main Article: "Goblin's Eleven"/Gallery*
Another Chance

## Another Chance

### Sung By

Joseph Buss, David Rakita, Jake Tickner, Tom Kenny, Jason Hightower

### Appearance

"Clash-A-Lot The Musical"

**Another Chance** is a song sung in "Clash-A-Lot The Musical".

## Lyrics

**Skeletons:**

Wait one minute,

We're here and we're in it,

We're giving you another chance,

And by the way, I still have ants.

**Spear Goblins:**

We're here, too, yes all three,

Cause girl we gotta thing for your strategy.

**Giant, Royal Giant, Ice Wizard:**

Princess, we're here to finish off this war,

With two-fisted fury, and a wild boar.

**Hog Rider:**

Hog rider!
Calendar

Minute: 60 seconds

Hour: 60 minutes

Day: 28 hours

Week: 8 Days

Months:  Bahamine (29 Days), Mordrin (29 Days), Lorath (28 Days), Kargen (27 Days), Kor (27 Days), Botswainvalni (29 Days), Bocc (27 Days), Gorbin (28 Days), El’ove (28 Days), Balagen (29 Days), Tiamaine (30 days)

Year starts Tiamaine 30 - Bahamine 1

Game Start date: El'ove 25th, 382 AM.

Current Game Date: Balagen 22nd, 382 AM.
Club Royale

**Club Royale** is a location that appears in "Clone Alone".

## Trivia

* Only Blue Team and neutral colour troops are seen in Club Royale. Aside from Edward and Eddie, they consist of the following: a Bowler bouncer, Valkyries, Bandits, Wizards, Archers, Builders, (Dart) Goblins, Lumberjacks, a P.E.K.K.A. and Mini P.E.K.K.A. DJ, Barbarians, Musketeers, Hog Riders, Villagers, Ice Wizard, Wall Breakers and a Princess.
"Every Hog Has Its Day"

## Video

> "*Sorry, Gary... but you gotta be this tall to clash.*"
> ― Barbarian to Gary
>
>

**"Every Hog Has Its Day"** is the eleventh episode in the second season, making it the twenty-first episode in the series. It aired on September 28, 2018.

## Summary

A Barbarian tries to rise above his limitations, and a Hog Rider and his Hog are washed away to a foreign land. Meanwhile, a young Bomber tries to survive the trials of Bomber Academy.

## Cast

* Tom Kenny
* Jason Hightower
* Kari Wahlgren
* Anna Akana
* James Adomian
* Tress MacNeille

## Trivia

* The music in the promo is played in the episode during Bomber Academy tryouts.
* Bomber Academy is similar to "University of Goblin", the episode in Season 1.
* Hogby returns since "Go Sparky Go!".
	+ However, he probably changed riders after the rider that stole him from his original rider moved on to ride Squealer. This meant that Hobby didn't have a home, so he probably found this new rider.
* Curiously, when Pete blows up a group of four Archers, all four of them use their original, long-superseded death sounds from *Clash of Clans*.
* This is the last episode to follow a sketch-based format for plotlines. Subsequent episodes, starting with "Clash-A-Lot The Musical", follow one single storyline for the entire episode.

### Goofs / Errors

* It is unknown why a drill from *Clash of Clans* was drilling right next to a *Clash Royale* arena.
* It is unknown why Hogby and his owner didn't know where they were at first, as later it is seen that their village is only across a short bed of water. So, they would've known what Hay Day Farm was, considering they live right across from it.
* A balloon is seen while Hogby is in the air... right before he meets the pig.

### References

* The episode title is a reference to the phrase, "Every dog has its day".
* Bone Direction is a reference to One Direction.
* The phrase in the promo, Flyway to the Danger Zone, is a reference to the song Highway to the Danger Zone.

## Gallery

*Main Article: "Every Hog Has Its Day"/Gallery*
David

**David** is a Miner that was first introduced in "Rocket's Red and Blue Glare".

## History

David was a miner assigned to an attack on a Village, who was first killed by a Hidden Tesla, He was revived after ending up inside of a spell factory. He then subjected himself to numerous other deaths, including being shot by an X-Bow, stabbed by skeletons and being crushed by his own grave. He then took to single handedly levelling the entire village, earning two stars. After a failed conversation with an Archer, he then blew himself up with a Wall Breaker's bomb, leaving his fate unknown.
Edward's House

**Edward's House** is a location that appears in "Clone Alone". Its residents include Edward, and temporarily, Eddie.

## History

This building is right next to BBB, although it is absent in "Clone Alone". Marked on the front door is a sign saying "No solicitors, no deliveries, no Goblins, no anything", although this is absent during "Archer Departure".

## Trivia

* The sign that says "No solicitors, no deliveries, no Goblins, no anything"could be a reference to the same sign that says "No solicitors, no Goblins" on the Healer's house in "The Barbarians Red Balloon".
Clash-A-Rama! Merchandise

Below is the Clash-A-Rama! merchandise. This merchandise is available at https://shop.supercell.com.

Baby Dragon stuffed animal in Clash-A-Rama! (seen in "Pork-tergeist" ([[1]])Giant PlushBarbarian PlushHog Rider PlushHog Rider MugWizard MugBomber MugBaby Dragon stuffed animal (as seen in the short, "Clash of P.E.K.K.As"
JaJ

JaJ /ʒˈəʒˌ/ /ʒˈæʒˌ/ is a brainworm manifested by Tim during a game of Splitgate with Brendan, Stebby, and Bibbo.

## Special Containment Procedures:

Don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it.

## Description

JaJ is a type of memetic agent known as a YTP, these agents are manifested with verbal cues and infect all minds that hear it. JaJ in particular is a class XE YTP that latches into the cerebral cortex of the brain and burrows deeper to the hippocampus, residing until deactivation. Once infected, the individual cannot control themself from thinking about JaJ and saying it outloud, usually accompanied by Reverse Speech and Old Memes. Death occurs within 35 hours or until the individual deactivates the agent, usually by sleeping.

## Origin

While getting sweet dunks and taking names, a demon/ghost took hold of Tim and made him say JaJ, this inevitably caused the rest of the crew to also repeat JaJ to each other for the rest of the stream; which was kinda funny. The stream eventually collapsed into nothing but drunk talk and JaJing within 10 minutes, forcing Brendan to end the stream.
Family Tournament

### Sung By

Tom Kenny, Tammy Infusino, Joseph Buss, David Rakita, Jake Tickner, Jason Hightower, Tress MacNeille

### Appearance

"Clash-A-Lot The Musical"

**Family Tournament** is a song sung in "Clash-A-Lot The Musical".

## Lyrics

**Red King:**

I think I've met my match, I admit,

I'm proud of you.

**Annie:**

Wait! Father, is this true?

**Red King:**

Family... who needs them?

**Annie:**

I used to think "not me"!

**Annie and Red King:**

We fought and made up,

And now the battle's done.

**Spear Goblins:**

It was a tournament!

**Skeletons:**

A family tournament.

**Giant, Royal Giant, Ice Wizard:**

And we won as one!

**All:**

In a way we're one big family,

When all is said and done.

We did it all together, every single one.

**Ant:**

Me too!

(Giant pounds on drums, breaking them)

**All:**

It was a tournament, a family tournament,

And nothing's better than fighting together

For a three-crown victory!
"Bowlers Anonymous!"

## Video

> "*Boo-yah!*"
> ― Herb
>
>

**"Bowlers Anonymous!"** is the ninth episode in the first season, making it the ninth in the series. It aired on January 26, 2017.

## Summary

A bowler loves to bowl, however, it creates chaos inside the villages, so he promises not to touch the bowl for whole month.

## Plot

The episode stats off with an explainer villager popping out from the home screen and explaining what the new villagers should do if they see war. When one does not do it correctly, the explainer sends her to take a break, and a goblin paints on the town hall, painting the Clash-a-rama logo and puts the dot for the exclamation mark on the villager. Then, a bowler gets into trouble with his dad and makes a promise to not use his bowl for a month after it creates chaos. Right after, a giant yells "We're under attack!", as the explainer says that is not the right way to say it. The bowler breaks his promise by bowling goblins. He's a hero! After that he switched to playing darts and goes to the town hall grill then to play against a wizard. Meanwhile, next to the villagers being trained, a wizard doctor goes into his place hearing the news that the healer opened her own healing station. While she is doing better, the doctor wizard decides to tell everyone that she is bad and to come to him. However, he feels bad when he sees his full house an her going out of business. The healer gets revenge by faking her sister's disease and sending the wizard to be the doctor in the arena. It doesn't work out. Then, a princess gets saved by a skeleton, and searches for him with his leg that fell off. They become in love, but he gets swept away by a tornado. In the end of the episode, the villagers lock the explainer in the bathroom but the explainer then tries to tell the others how to successfully trap herself.

## Cast

* Tom Kenny
* Jason Hightower
* Charlie Adler
* Toks Olagundoye
* Kari Wahlgren
* Tress MacNeille

## Trivia

* Music in the promo is heard in the episode.
* This is Herb's second appearance in a row.
* This is the second episode where one of the main sketch plotlines is of a Princess in love, the first being in "A Knight To Remember" (which featured Julia, a similar Princess, and Raymond falling in love with each other).

### Goofs / Errors

* A Dragon is seen in the Clash Royale arena when adult Dragons haven't been added to the game yet.

### References

* The scene with the princess trying to find her skeleton is a reference to Cinderella.

## Gallery

*Main Article: "Bowlers Anonymous!"/Gallery*