Show 109: Sarah Gaziani

The Super Show: Season 1 Episode 09: **Sarah Gaziani**

Generic Intro: **Comedy**

Hi, I'm Brian Henson. You know, comedy is really difficult. One thing that happens with comedy writers is that they are all really good at coming up with beginnings... really good set ups, but they can't figure out how to pay them off. Well now I'll share with you one of the real secrets to the fans of The Super Show characters. What my father figured out was, if you can't get out, you just either blow something up, or you eat something, or you just throw penguins in the air. So here it is, The Super Show.

**Season 1 Opening Theme**

Fozzie's Opening Joke: I got a job as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I’m sure I’ll pick it up as I go

**Gonzo's Gong**

Gonzo & Daffy Duck take turns hitting the gong (Repeat From Episode 107: Jane Berkowitz)

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit welcomes us to our show tonight with our superific guest star Ms. Sarah Gaziani. Kermit starts off the show with our greatest song "Witch Doctor" by The Kane Triplets

**Witch Doctor**

The Kane Triplets perform the number backed up by the Zizzy Zoomers

**Balcony**

Waldorf: (Chuckles) That stopped us

Statler: That sounds very zany too me.

**Backstage**

Kermit starts playing the magic pipe. Then, Cantus came to see what Kermit is playing

Cantus: Hey Kermit, I'd like that music you're playing with the magic pipe

Kermit: Thanks, it sounds pretty good to me.

Cantus has his magic pipe too, just like the one Kermit is playing. Sarah Gaziani arrives & sees Kermit & Cantus playing with the magic pipes. Sarah Gaziani likes their music they are playing. Sarah Gaziani goes on stage for the Planet Koozebane sketch.

**Planet Koozebane**

Sarah Gaziani reports from the Planet Koozebane where she interviews the very famous Koozebanian Moonkin. The Koozebanian Moonkin says "I'm pleasure to be here, Sarah Gaziani". The Koozebanian Moonkin remembers from Barney's Three Wishes where they travel to the moon. Sarah Gaziani & The Koozebanian Moonkin sees the moon up in the sky & they saw a spaceship landing on the planet Koozebane. Out of the spaceship. come the Yip-Yip Aliens. The Yip-Yip Aliens & The Koozebanian Moonkin jump up & down. Sarah Gaziani joins them by jumping. The scene ends in chaos.

**Balcony**

Waldorf: What a genius jump.

Statler: That's funny, I'd thought they jumped up & down.

Waldorf: Look, the moonkin is approaching us.

Statler: (Chuckles) That moonkin is between us.

**Daffy Duck's Report**

Daffy Duck reads the famous report that the Aliens that just landed on the Planet Koozebane. Suddenly, the Aliens arrive in the
newsroom

Purple Alien: Would you like to do the space jump Daffy?

Daffy Duck: Okay, sure.

Daffy Duck & The Aliens jump up & down.

**Backstage**

Cantus plays the Magic Pipe backstage & Kermit dances to the music. Sarah Gaziani walks down the stairs from the dressing room with her Magic Pipe too. Sarah Gaziani & Cantus sings "Let Me Be Your Song" from the Fraggle Rock episode "The Minstrels". Amy takes a picture of Cantus & Sarah Gaziani. The picture came out so beautiful.

(**U.S. Spot**) **Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer**

The Gogolala Jubilee Jugband plays their greatest christmas song about Grandma get run over by reindeer on their sleigh.

**Talk Spot**

Kermit talks to Sarah Gaziani that she was on Nickelodeon Guts in 1993. Sarah Gaziani got the bronze medal for 3rd place. Sarah Gaziani realizes that Cantus was playing the Magic Pipe in the Fraggle Rock episode "The Minstrels".

Cantus: Would you like to take turns using the magic pipe

Kermit: Yes we would.

Sarah Gaziani: Exactly Cantus, Exactly

Sarah Gaziani, Kermit & Cantus take turns by using the Magic Pipe. They all cooperated together & Michael Kerrimian would like to join them.

Michael Kerrimian: Do you guys mind if i join you.

Sarah Gaziani: Sure, come on

Michael Kerrimian joins Sarah Gaziani, Kermit & Cantus taking turns by using the magic pipe.

**Balcony**

Waldorf: Bravo!!! Bravo!!!

Statler: Genius Music, I'd love it

**Stage Curtain**

Sam Eagle brings on Wayne & Wanda

Wayne & Wanda

Wanda sings "He'll Make Me Happy" as Wayne trips over Wanda's wedding gown.

**Backstage**

Kermit liked the magic pipe Cantus was playing from "Fraggle Rock". Cantus asks Kermit how was the show going. Kermit says that the show is pretty. Cantus remembers the song "Our Melody" from the Fraggle Rock episode "The Minstrels". Kermit would like to remember it. Kermit remembers, Red, Mokey, Gobo & Wembley singing "Our Melody", from the first season of "Fraggle Rock". Piglet came to see what Kermit & Cantus we're remembering. Piglet goes onstage for the Magic Act & Winnie The Pooh gets the box on stage for the greatest "Stick In The Hole Trick"

Kermit: Stand by for Piglet's Stick in the hole Trick

**Piglet Magician**

Announcer: We present the marvelous Piglet Magician & The Stick In The Hole Trick

The audience applauses for Piglet. Piglet says "May I have a volunteer from the audience to assist me with our trick?"

Daffy Duck: Hey there, I'm Here..

Daffy Ducks steps up to the stage. Piglet asks Daffy Duck to step into the box. Daffy Duck steps into the box. Piglet performs the trick. Piglet plunges the stick through the hole through the box & Daffy Duck says "OW......That Hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"" The audience starts laughing

**Balcony**

Statler: Poor Daffy, he doesn't get it.

Waldorf: I feel bad for him, Daffy doesn't seem to get it.

**Backstage**

Daffy Duck approaches backstage.

Sarah Gaziani: Are you okay Daffy?

Daffy Duck: I'm okay Sarah.

Sarah Gaziani puts Band-Aids on Daffy Duck & he says "Am I Better?".. Daffy Duck gets better by for a couple of weeks. Sarah Gaziani practices her song by singing her la-las. Cantus & Kermit would like to see that number. Kermit goes on stage for the intro.

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit introduces Sarah Gaziani singing "Our Melody"

Our Melody

Backed up by Cantus playing the magic pipe, Sarah Gaziani sings the song from Fraggle Rock with Stacy Ferguson, Jessica Kerrimian, Ryan Lambert & Chris Finch with their greatest own particular melody line

**Stage Curtain**

Sarah Gaziani enjoyed the show very much, just like she played the Magic Pipe. Kermit tells Sarah Gaziani that she had enough playing with her magic pipe. Cantus gives the medal to Sarah Gaziani for taking turns playing the magic pipe.

**Closing Theme**

Waldorf: What a good melody

Statler: Listen to this

(Moonkin Hums to "Our Melody" & Statler Chuckles)