The Lime's Lemon/Transcript

(Episode begins at the Candle Friends’ house)
Candle Man: (walking by with Mystic) I love you, sweetie!
Mystic: I love you too, Candle Man!
(Candle Man and Mystic kiss…)
(Limefong watches their moment, then sighs)
Limefong: I wish I had a girlfriend.
(Limefong goes inside and sits down on the couch, turning on the TV.)
Man on TV: Do you wish you had a girlfriend?
Limefong: That was quick.
Man on TV: Then come on down to the TV show “Love Finder” where we pair you up with somebody you’ve never met before and go on a blind date!
Limefong: K. Where is the TV show located?
Man on TV: And are you wondering where this show is located? Well, it’s right over at 35 Sparkly Lane! Join now and meet your soon-to-be love of your life! See you there!
Limefong: I’mma find myself a girlfriend, jeah?
(Cue theme song. Limefong drives to 35 sparkly lane)
Limefong: Alright then, found it.
(Limefong enters the studio, with fancy decor, making it look very modern)
Limefong: So this is the studio. And jeah, they have such fancy decorations they use in here! Anyway, I’m gonna join this show and get whoever the lovely lady will be!
Director: Excuse me, sir, keep it down, we are currently live.
Limefong: Sorry but I need to audition for a show and I’m just really excited!
Director: Fine then, what are you auditing for, sir?
Limefong: Uh, Love….. Searchers?
Director: Ah, Love Finder. I’ll take you there...but be prepared. As you could be forever alone…
Limefong: Ok...then…(to himself) that didn’t sound good…
(The Director takes Limefong to the Love Finder.)
Director: You’re just in time.
Love Finder Host: Hello, viewers and welcome back to Love Finder!
Director: Or maybe not. We’ll have to sneak you in!
(The director and Limefong go backstage)
Guard: Hey, what are you-
(Limefong knocks the guard out)
Limefong: I’m sorry, humble guard but I MUST find my true love!
Director: No need for cheese. Look! There are the seats for the love finders. Go sit down!
(Director goes back into the studio)
Love Finder Host: We have with us: Johnny, Mark, Joe, Loki and…. Who is this?
Limefong: Hello, uh…. I’m Limefong Dogg!
Love Finder Host: I don’t see you on the list!
Limefong: Eheh, there must have been an error somewhere.
(Love Finder Host looks suspiciously at Limefong as Limefong sweats)
Love Finder Host: Very well then! Welcome all, to the Love Finder!
Limefong: Phew, I’m in!
Love Finder Host: Now, we’ll bring you all to your special someone, one by one. And first…
(A few hours later as Limefong is almost asleep)
Love Finder Host: And now for Limefong!
(Limefong wakes up)
Limefong: Yes, this is my moment!
(The love finder host brings out an ugly girl)
Limefong: What!?
Love Finder Host: Meet Tonya! And that’s all we’re telling you!
Tonya: (Tries to be sexy but isn’t) Hello beautiful…
Limefong: What the actual… She doesn’t even look pretty..
(Everyone gasps)
Tonya: HEY!!! I’M OFFENDED BY YOU! AHH!!! Hmmph! (Walks out like a bratty princess)
Love Finder Host: How could you!?
Limefong: Whoops.
Love Finder Host: (whispering) You know, you’re getting kicked out for this.
Limefong: No!
(The previously knocked out guard stands behind Limefong, his fist punching his hand)
Limefong: Wait no! Let me just have another chance! PLEASE! It’s so painful to see Candle Man and Mystic have their moments there while I have to stay single…
Love Finder Host: Sorry, but that’s a no.
(The guard throws him out)
Limefong: Wait, let me back in! Please! I’ll do anything!
Guard: Anything?
Love Finder Host: No!
(The Love Finder Host pulls the guard away. Cue Shaduck walking by)
Shaduck: Hey Lime! Uh, why are you on your knees knocking on a door.
Limefong: I’M PLEADING, CAN’T YOU TELL!?
Shaduck: Woah! I haven’t seen you that angry in….. Ever!
Limefong: PLEASE HELP ME, HELP ME GET A GIRLFRIEND!
Shaduck: Ugh fine… (Yells) LIMEFONG DOGG REALLY DOES WANT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Limefong: NO! Not like that!
Shaduck: Well, I did all I could do. Bye!
Limefong: No. No. No. Wait!
(Shaduck walks away and ignores him)
Shaduck: Sorry, but I have a few million bowls of fish soup at home waiting for me!
(Shaduck exits the scene as Limefong sighs and spots a girl with another man and gasps)
Limefong: She’s….. The one! But she’s already taken! I’ve got to get her away from that man! But subtly or she’ll realise…
(A lightbulb appears above his head)
Limefong: I know!
(Limefongs covers the man with slime and he quickly runs behind the man and pushes him away, and comes out of the slime)
Lemon: Woah! Are you alright, you look different… Really different…
Limefong: Oh yeah, I’m fine it must’ve been that slime or something that changed me or something!
Man: HEY!
(Limefong kicks the man away, signalling for him to shut up)
Limefong: Anyways, let’s go to dinner now.
Lemon: Yeah.
(Lemon lays her head on Limefong’s shoulder as he walks and Limefong blushes, not knowing what to do.)
Limefong: So, how are you, my sweet?
Lemon: (raises her head off his shoulder) You already asked me that earlier, when we were walking out!
Limefong: Oh! Uh, yeah right!
Lemon: So… uh, now are we going to Wikia Bakery or something?
Limefong: Hmm. I’ve got a place extra fancy for you!
Lemon: Really?
Limefong: Yeah! Oops, I need to go to the bathroom!
Lemon: Uh, ok.
(Limefong goes to the bathroom and calls the Candle Friends)
Candle Man: Hi, Lime! Where are you?
Limefong: I’m going to have a blind date with a lemon!
Candle Man: What the.... (Giggles) Datin’ fruit, ey, my doggo buddy?
Limefong: It’s a girl, but she is a lemon!
Candle Man: Oh! Well, I’m so glad for you!
Limefong: Yeah, now you can stop rubbing in the fact you have a relationship with Mystic in my face…
Candle Man: What did you just say!?
Limefong: Uh, nothing!
Darwin: (Heard) LIMEFONG GOT WHAT?!
Limefong: Don’t tell him, please!
Candle Man: Uh…
Darwin: I already heard, I was just surprised that a mut like YOU would get a girlfriend…(to himself) you will break up with her to feed my...nevermind.
Limefong: GRR- Look, I don’t have time to fight with your crazy butt right now! I need to get back to Lemon and I need somewhere to eat with her but I don’t have any money! So I need you guys to turn our house into a fancy restaurant!
Candle Man: Uhh o-
Shaduck: (overhearing) But I just started eating my fish soup! Plus, I don’t know anything about class!
Candle Man: (As he is on Limefong’s phone) Okay, so how should we decorate our house?
Limefong: FANCILY!!! Enough said.
Candle Man: Ok, ok but could you elaborate?
Lemon: (Off screen) Are you coming or what?
Limefong: Uh, just a minute!
(Limefong flushes the toilet, hangs up and goes out of the bathroom)
Lemon: What took you so long?
Limefong: Uh, it was just a bad case of diarrhea.
Lemon: WHAT!? EW!
Limefong: But don’t worry, I’m fine now!
(Lemon takes a few steps away from Limefong)
(From Candle Friends’ house)
Candle Man: Hello? Hello? HELLO???
(Scene cuts back to Limefong and Lemon who are now walking into the house)
Lemon: So what is this restaurant called again?
Limefong: It’s called...uh, Fancy Candy Candle!
Candy Cat: (Walking by with Danny Dog) At least spell my name correctly, please.
Limefong: I wasn’t referring to you!
Danny Dog: STILL! DON’T MISPRONOUNCE SWEET CANDY’S NAME OR SHE WILL BE OFFE-
(Limefong uses telekinesis to push Candy Cat and Danny Dog away)
Limefong: Don’t have time to listen to your bullcrap. So, anyway, back to topic. Let’s go in now.
Lemon: Right…
(They open the door to the Candle Friend’s house)
Candle Man: Welcome to-
(Candle Man stops to read his phone, he reads a text message that Limefong sent him telling him what the restaurant was called)
Candle Man: Fancy Cancy Candle? Is that the best you could come up wi-
(Shaduck shoves an eggplant into Candle Man’s mouth, who then swallows it)
Candle Man: Uh, please, take your seat!
(Banging from Mystic’s locked door is heard. It’s Darwin, as he wants to make the date an actual failure)
Lemon: What’s that noise?
Limefong: Probably my… dumbbells falling over! I worked out a lot!
(Limefong tries to flex on his muscles but his muscles have no definition, so he tries to avoid the awkwardness)
Lemon: Sure...
Candle Man: (Whispers over to Mystic and Shaduck) Bruh, he is CLEARLY lying about his muscles… I mean, I never even saw him work out my whole life!
Shaduck: (whispering) Obviously!
Mystic: (Whispering) Yeah, he isn’t the muscle type. (Her eyes turning a shade of yellow) Anyways, I’m just anxious about the fact that Darwin might try and ruin this for Limefong, and I don’t want Lime to experience heartbreak….
Candle Man: (Whispering) Anyways, he said he is dating a lemon, but… are you guys wondering what her name is?
Shaduck and Mystic: (Whispering) Yes, of course...
Limefong: (As he overhears it) Oh, Lemon? Her name is Lemon Sourheart!
Lemon: Anyways. (sits down at the table) Can we have the menu please?
Candle Man: (whispering to Shaduck and Mystic) Oh shoot, the menu! I forgot about that!
Lemon: What?
Candle Man: Uh, your menu will be given to you in a minute!
(Shaduck teleports to his room and scribbles the words “Eggplants and Pizza” on a piece of paper.)
Shaduck: Here give this to Lemon.
Candle Man: Where’s fish soup on it?
Shaduck: I’m not sacrificing my fish soup!
Candle Man: Then I’m not sacrificing my eggplants!
(Mystic takes the menu from Candle Man and writes fish soup on there and then gives it to Lemon)
Mystic: There you go…(her ponytail goes undone)...oh...excuse me...I’ll just…(enters Candle Man’s room to fix up her hair)
Lemon: Thanks. Uh, this doesn’t have a very wide range of food options, and none of them are romantic…
Limefong: At least we won’t take a long time to choose!
Lemon: Oh well, I’ll go with fish soup.
(Shaduck closes his eyes and winces)
Limefong: (whispering to Shaduck) Sorry, duck! I’ll save you some!
(Candle Man pulls out two bowls of fish soup from the fridge and serves them to Lemon and Limefong)
Candle Man: Bone appetite!
Limefong: It’s “Bon Appetit”!
Candle Man: Right sorry… enjoy your meal.
Lemon: Yeah, thanks…
(Limefong awkwardly starts conversation with her, as the banging from earlier is getting louder, making it difficult for Lemon to hear him)
Lemon: Ugh...what is with that loud noise….I thought this was a fancy restaurant..not a rock club….
(Gumball starts playing his guitar, but due to the restrictions Candle Man had set up prior to Limefong and Lemon arriving, his music sounds rather rough, and he starts singing a rushed song he created prior, again, quite awkwardly, during his performance, his voice cracks midway, making the scenario even more awkward)
Limefong: Oh, sorry… but somebody is purposely banging on that door…
(The banging is EVEN louder)
Limefong: Okay, WHO IS BANGING THE DOOR?
(Mystic, knowing what Darwin’s trying to do with Limefong and Lemon, starts getting anxious, as her eyes’ shade of yellow turns from pale yellow to bright yellow. She puts her ponytail back up, and she comes back into the main room, with her having two cups, both filled with water, as she tries to maintain her demon side)
Lemon: Uhh, also, what is going on with that pill girl or whatever, and her eyes? Also, thanks for the nice water…
Mystic: I’ll be in the other room….(walks out of the room to continue maintaining herself. She walks back into Candle Man’s room, as the banging suddenly stops, removing most of the awkwardness from the scenario)
Lemon: Thank god that banging has finally stopped...makes me wonder what that was about…
Limefong: Something…
Lemon: Uh, yeah. Definitely something.
Limefong: (clears his throat) Oh well...we should eat our soup before it gets cold…
Lemon: Yeah. (Starts eating it)...wow...This tastes really good!
(Shaduck winces again)
Limefong: Uh huh… (Limefong pours the soup into a bag and pours some orange juice in the bowl)
Limefong: Delicious! So tell me about yourself!
Lemon: Well, I’m an astronaut-
Limefong: REALLY?! THAT’S SO COOL!
(Lemon stares at him)
Limefong: I mean, continue.
Lemon: And I’m in NASHA..
Limefong: You must be really smart to be able to get in there!
Lemon: Heheh… thank you (blushes)
(Limefong blushes too)
Lemon: So, what do you do?
Limefong: Oh, I like playing video games and-
Lemon: No, silly. What is your job?
Limefong: My j-j-job?
Lemon: Yeah! You do have one right?
Limefong: Oh yeah, I’m an…
Lemon: It’s fine if you don’t have one.
Limefong: No, no I totally have one! I’m a...
Candle Man: Superhero? That counts too, right?
Limefong: Yeah, I’m a superhero! I protect the world with the waiterrrrrrrrrrr FRIENDS who are waiting for me tomorrow… somewhere…
(Candle Man, Shaduck and Mystic facepalm)
Lemon: Are you sure they aren’t these waiters and waitresses? You don’t need to lie to me, it’s ok!
Limefong: Uh, no I’m-
(Lemon puts her hands on Limefong’s)
Lemon: Please, I like you. I like-like you. I’ve told you this.
(Limefong blushes)
Limefong: Ok, the waiters and waitresses are my friends and this entire “restaurant” is actually my house.
Lemon: And you aren’t a-
Limefong: No, I AM a superhero! Look!
(Limefong shoots slime out of his paws)
Lemon: Wait, slime… Like the slime on the street…
Limefong: What? Oh, uh, no this is just a side effect from the sl-
Lemon: DON’T LIE TO ME, I’M NOT DUMB!
Candle Man: We could have told him not to l- (Shaduck throws eggplants into CM’s mouth)
Shaduck: SHUT UP!
(Candle Man just rolls his eyes)
(Lemon walks out, ragefully. Candle Man, Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong run after her)
Limefong: Wait, Lemon, come back!
Candle Man: Actually, he IS a superhero. He’s got slime, telekinesis, the ability to shape-shift, and
Lemon: I don’t care! You didn’t turn into a dog you.. You…. What did you do with my date?!
Limefong: Uuuuuhh…
Lemon: WHERE IS HE!? WHERE IS MY DATE!?
Limefong: I’m right here, ya know!
Lemon: NOT YOU, IDIOT. MY LOVE FINDER!
Candle Man: Uhh… I wasn’t there at the show, but… let me just do a little research on that other guy… (Grabs his phone and starts tapping it)
Limefong: Just type in “utterly ridiculous”, please.
Lemon: YOU’RE THE ONE WHO IS UTTERLY RIDICULOUS! I thought, I had a feeling for you… but…. You lied to me! So tell me now, where my date is.
Mystic: I wonder how Darwin will react to this…
Lemon: WHO CARES ABOUT WHOEVER DARWIN IS! WHERE. IS. MY. DATE!!!
Shaduck: Eheh… that date better not be Darwin, imagine Lime’s reaction to THAT…
Lemon: No my man was a tall, skinny man, his name was… uh, oh yeah. Dyaboy!
Candle Man, Shaduck, Mystic, and Limefong: DYABOY!?
Lemon: Yeah, him!
Limefong: Dyaboy is a bad guy! We fight him constantly because he wants to tear apart Wikia as we know it!
Lemon: You’re only saying that so I will love you again, well it’s not happening!
Candle Man: Well, Dyaboy is actually a bad guy, so… yeah, if I were you I’d choose Lime over Dyaboy ANY DAY…
Lemon: La la la, I’m not listening.
Limefong: You can’t go to see him, it’s a good thing I submerged him in slime. Good thing that wasn’t a normal person.
Lemon: YOU WHAT!?
(Lemon runs away to the streets where she was before)
Limefong: Lemon, wait!
(Lemon finds Dyaboy, who is wearing a disguise, submerged in slime)
Lemon: Don’t worry Dyaboy! I’ll save you!
Dyaboy: Hee hee. Yes my sweet. Free me!
(Lemon gets the slime off Dyaboy and he is freed)
Dyaboy: Mwahaha. Sucker!
(Dyaboy pushes Lemon to the ground)
Lemon: Ow! Hey!
(Limefong, Candle Man, Shaduck and Mystic find them there)
Dyaboy: NOW THAT YOU’VE FINALLY FREED ME FROM MY SLIMEY PRISON, I CAN FINALLY TAKE REVENGE ON YOU!
(Dyaboy presses a button but he can’t because the button is stuck with slime)
Dyaboy: Darn.
(The Spammers come out a bush)
Kitchen: Don’t worry, we’re here!
Dyaboy: Yay! Wait a minute… were you in the bush this whole time?
Whickey: Yep, we were!
Dyaboy: WHY DIDN’T YOU FREE ME FROM THE SLIME!?
Gyux: hfvbfdncbdhesjdxmcnfdhuskxmchfdjxm (Subtitles: We thought it was funny.)
Kitchen: Yeah, it was funny!
Gyux: a23wse5t8wsfudeitwl49o (Starts jumping up and clapping weirdly) wsseo5sf8ei5asö4fot9sofed! (Stops clapping) (Subtitles: “I was like (jump up and clap weirdly) OMG THIS IS SO FUNNIE AHAHA!!!”)
Dyaboy: Ugh, whatever. Let’s just attack them now!
The Spammers: YAAAAAAA!
Candle Man: Not if I have anything to say about it-
Limefong: Wait, let me handle this one.
(Gyux grabs Lemon)
Gyux: HF NSHBvgb ghN! (Subtitles: I got her!)
Lemon: HELP!
Kitchen: Good job!
Luis: What do you mean by “Good job”, Kitchen Eraks. Because I am wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo.
Maps: (Snark) By “good job” she meant “a positive job from which Gyux will never be fired”...
Luis: Really? It still is too? Woo hoo?
Maps: OF COURSE IT ISN’T, JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
Limefong: Uh, yeah. Can we move this along?
(Limefong traps them in slime and then electrocutes them, he makes them bang into each other and throws them away)
Spammers: Looks like team Spammers are blasting off againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Lemon: You.. you….
Limefong: (sadly) I know. I lied.
Lemon: You… saved me! You saved me from a crazy man and these crazy people. You may have lied but… it saved my life!
(Limefong blushes)
Limefong: Uh, yeah! That’s what a superhero does….
(Lemon and Limefong hug)
Candle Man, Mystic, and Shaduck: Aww.
Whickey: (who is stuck in a tree along with the Spammers, mockingly) Yeah, what a TERRIBLE couple!
(Limefong shape-shifts into a pufferfish and blows the Spammers out of the tree and into the distant sky. The scene then cuts to Limefong and Lemon, who are layed down next to each other, gazing upon the beautiful, starry night)
Candle Man: Well, all’s well that ends well!
Shaduck: Except one thing…
(He gets all up in Lime and Lemon’s faces.)
Shaduck: YOU OWE ME FISH SOUP!!!
(They fall over.)
Shaduck: Never mind. That’s enough for me.
(Episode ends)