Tex Story Part Four: Jessie. EXE and Bullseye. EXE Go For A Not-So Safe Pony Ride

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That night, we had a nightmare.

Asriel, Tex, Toppy, Rohan, Dave, and I were back at the logo with the Illuminati once again.

"What are we doing back here?" asked Toppy.

"I don't know," said Rohan. "The last time we were here, we were on trial by the Illuminati and assigned with gathering the Main Six. I wonder what they need from us now."

At that moment, Professor X, Boog, Roddy, Alex, Shrek, Gil, Lightning McQueen, and Ian appeared in their battle stances.

"Guys!" said Asriel. "Why did you call us here?"

"The EXE has become more powerful than ever before!" said Professor X. "It has effected our Tex once again, and he's coming this way! We need you to help us stop him."

"What?!" said Toppy. "This shouldn't be the case! I thought we got the first item of the Main Six in the last universe!"

"Yes," I said. "We got the door knob. We received it in the last universe."

"Yes," said Shrek. "But for each item you get, the EXE becomes more and more powerful by the day. Based on our calculations, it should be unstoppable in one year."

"One year is a lot of time, no?" said Rohan.

"For some," said Professor X. "But for you and us and the fate of the multiverse, it's a race against the clock!"

"Guys! Look!" yelled Alex.

We all gasped in horror at the site of Tex. EXE, who smiled his psychotic grin and had all of his killing tools at the ready.

"Hello, sparkles," said Tex. EXE.

"Please," said Boog. "Let our Tex go."

"No!" said Tex. EXE. "You disrespected my company for far too long! Now, it's time for the EXE to do it's work!"

"Tex, please!" said Boog. "My fourth movie was a massive failure and got me laughed out of the film industry. I understand what you're going through."

"Is Elliot the Uni-deer still alive?" asked Tex. EXE.

"Yes," said Boog.

"Good!" said Tex. EXE. "There will be someone left to do sequels."

"Tex," said Boog, as he pointed at Alex. "Alex can destroy you with one roar from his mouth."

At that moment, Tex. EXE snapped his fingers.

"What mouth?" asked Tex. EXE.

At that moment, we all gasped in horror at the site of Alex, who had no mouth. The mouthless Alex frantically tapped his face, trying to find his mouth. But at that moment, a sound wave came out of his head and blew it off, killing him instantly. We all gasped in horror at the site of Alex's decapitated corpse.

"Multiverse Protectors," said Professor X, as he pulled out a piece of paper. "Take this. It's a list of all the items of the Main Six you need to complete your mission. Receive them, sooner rather than later! We won't make it out of this fight alive! Go now!"

"But we wanna help!" I said, as I saw Boog get turned into a bear skin rug by Tex.

"RUUUUUN!" yelled Professor X. "Don't waste time! The fate of the multiverse lies in your hands! I believe in you! Good luck!"

We all nodded and hid behind the X of the THX logo to watch the fight. Boog and Alex were now gone, so we were on the edge of our seat. Roddy and Tex. EXE charged at each other. Roddy bit Tex. EXE on the crotch, while Tex. EXE tried to reach for him with his sword, but to no avail.

"Don't you get tired of this?!" asked Tex. EXE, as he grabbed Roddy by the tail.

"I could do this all day," said Roddy.

But at that moment, Tex. EXE took a dart out of his pocket and stabbed Roddy in the heart with it. Blood spilled out of Roddy's mouth and nose, as he collapsed to the ground.

"Roddy!" yelled Lightning McQueen, as he charged at Tex. EXE. "You psychotic monster! I'll kill you for that!"

Lightning attempted to run Tex. EXE over. But Tex. EXE popped all four of Lightning's tires and smashed up to bits, killing him instantly. Then, Ian used his magic staff to try to cast a few spells on Tex. EXE.

"Get the heck out of my universe!" yelled Ian, as he cast one spell after another.

Tex. EXE, with a blank expression on his face, went up to Ian, took his staff, and used a transformation spell to turn Ian into a cockroach. Then, he stepped on the cockroach, killing Ian. Then, Gil tried to charge at Tex. EXE. But Tex. EXE grabbed Gil by the tail, battered him in flour, put him in a deep fryer, and fried him into fish and chips.

"Enough!" yelled Professor X and Shrek, as they tried to get into Tex. EXE's mind.

Tex. EXE screamed as Shrek and Professor X entered his mind. They kept walking in a forest, until they saw the real Tex, their Tex, underneath a pile of rubble. We gasped in shock at the site of the Illuminati Universe's Tex, trapped under black rubble.

"Help me," said the Illuminati Tex.

"THX Tex!" said Shrek. "Your mind is being held hostage by the EXE!"

At that moment, more and more rubble started to rain down on Illuminati Tex. Then, Professor X had an idea.

"Grab my hand!" yelled Professor X, as Illuminati Tex complied. "Maybe, if we can pull you from under the rubble, the spell will break!"

Professor X and Shrek tried to pull Illuminati Tex from the rubble. But it was to no avail. Then, the EXE tentacles took Professor X and Shrek by the throat, and ate off their heads, killing them both. We all screamed in horror as the heads of the last two Illuminati members blew up in front of us.

"All of the Illuminati are dead!" said Dave.

"Not only that, but Professor X died a fourth time!" said Toppy, before Rohan punched him in the arm. "What? Too soon?"

"Yes!" said Rohan. "And that is the least of our concern right now! Look!"

Tex. EXE was right in front of us, smiling his psychotic grin.

"You aren't gonna get that Main Six," said Tex. EXE. "I will mess with your mission from here on out."

"Tex. EXE, you will never win!" yelled Toppy. "We will defeat you!"

"Yeah, right," said Tex. EXE, as he snapped our fingers and caused us to wake up from our dream. We all screamed in horror as we woke up, holding the list that Professor X gave us.

"Did you guys have that dream last night too?!" asked Tex.

"Yes," said Rohan. "Where Tex. EXE killed the Illuminati?! Yes! Do you have the list with you?!"

"Yes," said Dave. "We all do. The sooner we get that Pizza Planet Truck, the better."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

We all rushed over to see where the screams and whinnying were coming from. Much to our horror, Jessie and Bullseye were the next victims of the EXE.

"Guys! The EXE got me and Bullseye! RUUUUUN!" yelled Jessie in horror, as she and Bullseye changed into Jessie. EXE and Bullseye. EXE.

At that moment, Jessie. EXE and Bullseye. EXE completed their transformations and began to charge at us.

"Yeehaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Jessie. EXE, sinisterly. "You boys wanna go on a pony ride with me and Bullseye. EXE?!"

"NO!" yelled Tex, in horror. "Our families know that we're too old for pony rides!"

"What do you mean?" asked Bullseye. EXE, in a voice that sounded like Will Arnett (Known for voicing Sweet Pete in the recent Chip N Dale movie.)

"Oh my god!" said Toppy, in horror. "The horse just talked!"

"RUUUUUN!" yelled Rohan, as Jessie. EXE and Bullseye. EXE charged at us.

We all nodded and ran across Andy's room, as the EXE cowgirl and horse charged after us. Woody, Buzz, and the others rushed over to Jessie. EXE and Bullseye. EXE, to try and hug them.

"Jessie!" yelled Rex. "Stop this! You're not like this! You're better! We love you!"

"NO!" yelled Bullseye. EXE. "We hate love!"

"Yeah!" yelled Jessie. EXE. "Unhand us!"

"They're distracted, guys!" yelled Asriel. "Hug them now! I'll get our Lego bodies together!"

At that moment, we all jumped on Jessie. EXE and Bullseye. EXE and hugged them, turning them back into Jessie and Bullseye.

"We're back," said Jessie. "Thank you guys."

"Of course," said Woody. "Now, off to Pizza Planet."

We all hopped into the limo, ready to head to Pizza Planet. A few minutes later, we were at Pizza Planet.

"We're here!" said Dave. "Awesome!"

"Wait," said Toppy, noticing that Asriel wasn't anywhere. "Where's Asriel?"

We looked around for Asriel, frantically, while the toys went into the restaurant to wait for us. Then, Asriel appeared in front of us, holding pizza.

"You guys forgot the most important rule of multiversal travel: Find food," said Asriel, as he handed us some pizza. "Preferably pizza."

"Thanks," said Toppy. "But how did you pay for this?"

"I didn't," said Asriel. "In most universes, food is free."

At that moment, we saw a fat guy, wearing a pizza costume, rush up on us.

"HEY!" yelled the guy. "YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THAT, RIGHT?!"

"Oh crap," said Asriel.

"Pizza Al always gets his pay!" said Pizza Al, as he held up a bottle of pizza sauce. "OR THEY GET SAUCED!"

"HEY!" yelled Toppy, getting defensive for his boyfriend. "He didn't know you had to pay for food here! Not only that, he is my boyfriend! You mess with him, you mess with me!"

"Oh," said Pizza Al. "Well then, you're both getting sauced! Not only that, but I think you all took my Roundup Gang dolls that I was gonna give to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo! That makes you all takers! So, you will all get sauced! These two lovebirds, especially!"

"Are you kidding me?!" yelled Toppy, as he prepared to take off his glasses. "Everyone except Asriel, close your eyes."

We complied and, by the time that we opened our eyes, Toppy had put his glasses back on and Pizza Al was punching himself and saucing himself.

"How long should this last?" asked Asriel.

"Three weeks," said Toppy. "Now, let's get inside."

We all got inside Pizza Planet and were ready to get that Pizza Planet truck. But the next victim of EXE would be of jurassic proportions.

(To be continued...)