The Skeleton Haunts A House

[Basic intro]

## Characters

* Sid
* Madison
* Georgia O'Keeffe Thackery
* Deborah
* Dab Thackery
* Phil Thackery
* Byron
* Unnamed member of the McQuaid Scholars Committee
* Little girl playing Snow White
* Charles Peyton / Britannica
* Two unnamed ticket agents at the start of the story who thought Sid-Scooby and Georgia-Velma were cute
* Unnamed person telling Deborah there's a dead body in McHades Hall
* Unnamed young girl in bride of Frankenstein costume
* Unnamed college-aged students in *McHades Hall Crew* t-shirts running control boards
* Avery
* Unnamed *McHades Hall Crew* shirt-wearer who led pair of Pennycross patrolmen and Louis Raymond
* Sergeant Louis Raymond
* Unnamed college-aged guy in slit-throat makeup; told Louis that they didn't know what had happened
* Unnamed woman who first discovered Kendall
* Unnamed zombie actors in zombie scene at McHades
* Unnamed girl zombie with fake eye hanging down one cheek
* EMTs who fetched Kendall
* Unnamed uniformed officers and officers in plainclothes
* Unnamed campus security guards
* Officer Burcell, a campus security guard
* McHades Hall security crew
* Stuart Hall escorts: Two McQuaid security guards and uniformed cops who walked Deborah, Georgia, and zombies to Stuart Hall (Raymond was there too)
* Unnamed zombie cheerleader; wants to call her mom and borrows Georgia's phone so she and many other cast members can call to reassure their families
* Unnamed trio of maintenance people
* Oscar O'Leary
* Kendall Fitzroy
* Linda Zaharee
* Unnamed guy with reddish-brown hair and blue eyes
* Alexis McQuaid Primo
* Nadine Seger
* Vanessa Yount
* Igor / Liam
* Family with kids in Liam's tour group
* Werewolf in lab coat who overheard Kendall's name and started the haunt gag
* Boy who was monitor in the werewolf room when Kendall came through and spread her name over the walkie-talkie
* Justin, the zombie in baseball costume who had bat
* Austin, tall think boy in bloody academia regalia
* Min-woo
* Charity
* Roxanne Beale
* Roxanne's first dissertation advisor
* Roxanne's second dissertation advisor
* Dr. Eberhardt
* Bianca Fitzroy
* Unnamed female Pennycross police officer guarding McHades when Georgia goes to get Sid
* Unnamed officer ordered to stay with Georgia while they're at McHades
* Unnamed office with Deborah when Georgia goes to get Sid
* Female skeleton prop Georgia mistook for Sid
* Kendall's parents
* Kendall's boyfriend who turned her clear
* Fluffy
* Unnamed man Charles is talking to outside Phil's office
* Dr. Kate Donovan
* Dr. Brownlow (Brownie) Mannix Jr. / College Boy
* Brownie's father, Mr. Mannix / Nelson Paul McQuaid the Third / Treasure Hunt / long-lost McQuaid uncle
* Mr. Mannix's McQuaid sisters
* Mr. Mannix's dad and granddad
* Brownie's mother, Dana Fenton / Boss Lady
* Sara Weiss
* Persephone McQuaid
* Dr. Parker
* Mrs. Howl-ley
* Unnamed students going to Georgia's office hours
* Mrs. Widener
* English student who asked Dab for a rubber
* Phil's departmental secretary
* Unnamed girls in angel and devil costumes in a selfie Louis Raymond had
* Rob or Rod, unnamed guy in hoodie leering in unnamed girls' selfie
* Unnamed witch
* Unnamed two guys in jeans and t-shirts
* Art Singer
* Caroline Craig
* Dr. Brownie's predecessor at McQuaid
* Charles' worst predecessor
* Beatrice McQuaid
* Paige McQuaid
* Vivienne McQuaid
* Edwina McQuaid
* Erika McQuaid
* Unnamed members of McQuaid family: parents, husbands, ex-husbands, kids
* Unnamed boys who had a knife fight in McQuaid Hall and one died
* Unnamed young woman who fell down stairs in McQuaid and on death bed, claimed she'd been pushed
* Unnamed helicopter parents Georgia's had to deal with
* Colorado paleontologist
* Family in Medford, MA
* Germany McQuaids
* Unnamed state trooper who helped arrest Linda
* Linda's parents
* Linda's lawyer
* Stewpot
* Countess Bathory
* Jack the Ripper
* Unnamed cannibal scare actor and room monitor
* Unnamed professor scare actor and room monitor
* Unnamed head master scare actor who uses chainsaw
* Unnamed scare actors that are the monsters in the graveyard
* Unnamed scare actor doing abysmal Boris Karloff voice, butcher actors, crazy laugher, Georgia's friends at Georgia's haunted house
* Unnamed customers who hit Liam
* Unnamed uniformed cops with Raymond when Georgia nudged him at McHades reopening
* Unnamed Darth Vader with ninja (Oscar)
* Unnamed person talking to Brownie about where the ninja was going, likely Soda Pop
* Unnamed young woman with fleece vest over Fenton's polo shirt
* Bailey, Hector's ex
* Hector Garza, who dressed as the ninja too
* Hector's father and mother
* Unnamed cowboy
* Gameboy
* Unnamed pickpocket
* Unnamed drunken characters about to fight
* Unnamed guy getting too friendly with scare actors
* Unnamed McQuaid rumored to have committed suicide at original McQuaid art school
* Ms. Marie Raduazzo (Ms. Rad)
* Lance
* Coach Q
* Kendall's casual ex-boyfriends in high school
* Verena Rose
* The Devil's Divas Facebook group
* Unnamed girls' Devil's Divas mocked their weight, clothes, and looks
* Unnamed gay guy the Devil's Divas told was an abomination
* Unnamed girl and boyfriend who screwed around on her
* Unnamed person Devil's Divas said were sleeping with a teacher
* Unnamed neighbors, kids from softball, fellow parishioners, and random people Devil's Divas targeted
* Julie Hu
* Samantha
* Unnamed woman at Georgia's grad school in recovery for alcoholism
* Sid as Scooby-Doo@McQuaid on Facebook
* Unnamed Batman at Haunt (Roxanne)
* Doreen Beale, who Kendall convinced to commit suicide
* Doreen and Roxanne's parents
* Pair of EMTs to see if Roxanne shot anyone
* Salvatore Primo, Vivienne's ex-husband and Alexis' father

## Locations, Businesses, and Events

* Pennycross, Massachusetts (in northwestern to western Massachusetts)
* McQuaid University, formerly contained McQuaid School of Art
* Pennycross High School
* Halloween Howl
* McHades Hall / McQuaid Hall, then Dana Fenton Building
* Haunted Happenings in Salem
* Elm Street in Pennycross
* McQuaid quad
* McQuaid Scholars Committee
* McQuaid Quintent is on Scholars Committee and are the actual influential members (others on roster are for show\_
* Stuart Hall
* Brandeis Univeristy
* Waltham, Massachusetts
* Edinburgh
* Cardiff
* Boston University
* Stratforrd-upon-Avon
* White Tower
* Scotland
* Crown Jewels
* Madame Tussauds Wax Museum
* British Library
* Trinity College Library in Dublin
* Town House (pizza shop)
* Arturo's
* Fenton's Family Festival
* Stuart Hall
* Benson Hall
* Hamburger Haven
* Campus Deli
* Widener Library at Harvard
* Shrewsbury
* Macy's
* McQuaid Scholar awards
* Medford, Massachusetts
* Germany
* Colorado
* HBO
* Thackery office at McQuaid
* Adjunct office
* May Chung's
* Aquarius Drive-In
* McQuaid student center
* Unnamed college Vanessa attends in Connecticut
* Unnamed college Nadine attends in upper New York state
* Linda's dorm
* Unnamed Italian restaurant Brownie and Georgia attend at the end of the book

## Real World References

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