The Complete History of Quadded nation and Weezer

*The Complete History of Quadded nation and Weezer* is a pseudohistorical text made by insane convicted murderers, though it's primarily written by (alleged) Owner of the Boston Celtics. The text tries it's best to make sense of the material it was given. Though it's entirely mythological (duh), if you are a member of the cult of mass murderers, you may say this text is the true prelude to the Pre-Bosniak Era.

The texts contents:

28 gangsters were running the world, when suddenly Rivers Coumo showed up to Egypt and conquered it and became the first pharaoh of Ancient Egypt, meanwhile in Israel, the Real God whispered in Matt Sharp’s ear, he later founded Judaism, which would later become the religion of Jesus Christ, the son of God. In 1996 BC, Weezer fans went out on a journey to the holy land with the prophet Moses for the next 40 years. (though they only did so because the infamous Weezer haters took over the Old Kingdom of Weezer)

then they formed 12 tribes, Two of Which later became rulers of the Kingdom of Weezer.

Sadly, the Weezer haters attacked the Kingdom, but luckily a young brave shepherd named Jason Cropper killed their leader Osama bin Laden, he would later become king of Weezer before sinning.

In 270 BC, a man named Rucka Rucka Ali made an alliance with the Roman Republic, a few years later Antiochus IV fought a war against the Mega Weezer fans and DIED, 265 years later Jesus Christ was born on May 10th, 1 BC (Christmas). He later got crucified by Pontius Pilate on May 15th 33 AD.

Jesus's texts later became venerated by his 12 disciples who would found Weezerism. Original Weezerism itself was but an update of Judaism but then they realized Matt Sharp was lame so they hated Jews. Before this book gets to Quadded nation we must still discuss THE GREAT SCHISIM. in 1080 AD, the Catholic Church got tired of the Orthodox Church's bullshit and told them to fuck off, this led to the Weezer Civil War which then led to Martin Luther (today known as Rick Rubin) ruining Weezerism for all by adding two new churches, The Protestant Church (which has 50000 billion types) and the "Reformed Church". (The latter of which ultimately led to the creation of the Westboro Baptist Church)

### (early) QUADDED NATION:

Quadded nation's origins go back to 5000 BC, when the quadded people lived on Sicily, in around 2000 BC, the Quadded people tired of living on an Island in the Sun, set sail for what is today commonly referred to as the Iberian Peninsula. For many years the Quadded people lived away from the stupid fucking greek people controlling half the continent, they also believed in what today is known as "Cultism", a pagan religion that believed in what was the ancient equivalent of a Lenin statue. in 300 AD, Weezerism (specifically the Catholic Kind) spread here and the Quadded people decided to found a kingdom but sadly....

#### Allah and Bullshit

In 610 AD, the Real God (yes the same god as Judaism) whispered in BlazerBlu's ear (no relation to the rapper) and told him to make Arabs great again! so he did just that before dying in 632, founding Sunni Islam as well as Shia Islam, oh and then some morons founded Ibadi Islam. some of the muslims conquered half the planet, including quadded nation.

### (Medieval) QUADDED NATION:

in 1100 AD, some duke named Dreamtree made the Kingdom of Quadded nation which was powerful for a while until Austrians happened.

This would lead to a dark age where the English (led by an insane sex addict) helped Quadded nation gain indepdance (see below)

### the dark ages of Quadded Nation

In 1550 AD, some Austrian mf took over Spain and said "Portugal is my bitch", he later made Quadded nation his bitch.

a near century later the Quaddednese won against the odds and got their freedom back as well as their spices. They would have a large empire that was CURSED (no reference) to collapse into irrelevancy by 1976.

The Text does not end here but we cannot keep this nonsense going, therefore this is the end.