Discount

**Discount** is one of the group comedians (funnyman in THS term) and is the wisest person in the entire Groupchat

### Aliases

Jesus (formerly), Discount H Christ (formerly), Discount, Daniel, Damien (Joke title), Devon, Discunt, Grand master Stanko, United Nations Peacekeeping Official, Shartcount, Very angry man, Every Call of Duty: Zombies map & gamemode (Including: Nacht der Untoten, Verrückt, Shi No Numa, Der Riese, Kino der Toten, "Five", Ascension, Call of the Dead, Shangri-La, Moon, Green Run [TranZit, Bus Depot, Diner, Farm, Town], Nuketown Zombies, Great Leap Forward [Die Rise], Alcatraz Island [Mob of the Dead, Cell Block], Resolution 1295 [Buried, Borough], Excavation Site 64 [Origins], Shadows of Evil, The Giant, Der Eisendrache, Zetsubou No Shima, Gorod Krovi, Revelations, Blood of the Dead, Classified, Alpha Omega, Tag der Toten, Die Maschine, Firebase Z, Mauer der Toten, Forsaken, Der Anfang, Terra Maledicta, Shi No Numa (Vanguard), The Archon, Dead of the Night, Voyage of Despair, IX, Ancient Evil, Gröesten Haus [Prologue], The Final Reich, The Darkest Shore, The Shadowed Throne, The Tortured Path [Bodega Cervantes, U.S.S. Mount Olympus, Altar of Blood], The Frozen Dawn, Zombies in Spaceland, Rave in the Redwoods, Shaolin Shuffle, Attack of the Radioactive Thing, The Beast from Beyond, Outbreak, Infection, Carrier, Descent, House, Facility, Temple, Overlook, Dead Ops Arcade, Dead Ops Arcade II: Cyber's Avengening, Dead Ops Arcade 3: Rise of the Mamaback, Grief [Gamemode], Turned [Gamemode], Survival [Gamemode], Outbreak [Gamemode - Golova, Ruka, Alpine, Sanatorium, Duga, Zoo, Collateral, Armada], Outbreak Survival [Gamemode], Hallows' Eve Outbreak [Gamemode], Onslaught [Gamemode - Cartel, Checkmate, Crossroads, Garrison, Miami, Moscow, Satellite, The Pines, Raid, Express, Apocalypse, Yamantau, Standoff, Collateral, Rush, Echelon, Drive-In, Deprogram], Onslaught Containment [Gamemode - U-Bahn, ICBM, KGB, Game Show, Nuketown '84], Holiday Onslaught [Gamemode], Onslaught Mystery Munitions [Gamemode], Onslaught Accelerated [Gamemode], Onslaught Diminishing Light [Gamemode], Onslaught Elite [Gamemode], Jingle Hells [Gamemode - Die Maschine], Cranked [Gamemode - Die Maschine], Cranked 2: No Time to Crank [Gamemode - Die Maschine, Firebase Z], 'The Haunting' [Event - Die Maschine, Firebase Z, Mauer der Toten, Forsaken, Onslaught, Outbreak], Infected [Every fucking multiplayer map ever], Attack of the Undead [Event - Hordepoint / Relic of the Undead - Aachen, Ardennes Forest, Flak Tower, Gibraltar, Gustav Cannon, London Docks, Pointe du Hoc, Sainte Marie du Mont, USS Texas, Carentan, Winter Carentan, Shipment 1944, HQ, Gröesten Haus, Sandbox, Anthropoid, Occupation, Valkyrie, Dunkirk, Egypt, V2, Market Garden, Monte Cassino, Stalingrad, Airship, Excavation, Chancellery], War [Mode - Specifically the one map 'Operation Arcane' because it reuses from and has references to 'Nazi Zombies'].

### Relatives

Maple (close friend), Tangerine (close friend), Rick (close friend), Ethan (they play stumbling dickheads)

### Occupation

Soon to be Blender Artist, Gamer, Mimic Enthusiast.

## Physical description

### Weight

We can't weigh him, he's a flying fucking orb

## Appearance

Discount is shown to be a white floating orb with disembodied hands, nobody really knows what he is, but some say he is an owl or a bird (judging by his beak like mouth). Discount is called "Discount" is because of the "25%" on his forehead, this number can change depending how he feels, the higher the better he's feeling, and the lower is the opposite.

## Personality

Discount is a very fun person to talk to, especially when he's happy, he's very talkative and like sharing his stories throughout the years he's been alive. Outside of the Group however, people find him somewhat rude and careless of what he's doing, he still acts the same as he was before but much more serious, he can (if he's not careful) start a whole server war, or just riot and chaos in general, but depending on the situation he's still the same as he was inside the groupchat.

## Background

Discount's origin is still yet to be revealed, being a war veteran for **80 years**, participating in both WW1 and WW2, and during the Stock Market Crash of 2036. Discount was a witness to the creation of the Groupchat, he met tons of people there and eventually became good friends with them.

## Trivia

Discount is not actually dead

Discount was found inside of a tub of pickle oil

Discount's Mother is named after the Stock Market Crash of 2036 (future prediction)

If you post lumity porn at all, he will hunt you down...