Danny Sexbang

Danny Sexbang is one of the band members of ***Ninja Sex Party***, and appears in the Fiction V. Fiction episode, Danny Sexbang vs Hatsune Miku, where he fought Hatsune Miku from ***Vocaloid***.

## History

Danny was just your average nerd in high school. His hair is wild, and he has no style. But his world would change when he met himself, from the future! A future where he's a rockstar that doesn't care he's 35! And Danny learned to rock, and rocked out with his future self. So Danny excepted that he would become a rockstar.

Though before that, he became a ninja. And he was the toughest ninja, one that changed the course of European history. But he just wanted to do what he was destined to do, dance!

And so he started a band with a fellow ninja, Ninja Brian. Which would become known as Ninja Sex Party!

## Background

* Name: Danny Sexbang
* Age: 44
* Height: 6'2
* Weight: 163 lbs
* Occupation: Musician and Sex Haver
* Signature Move: Savage Badger

## Feats

### Strength

* Destroyed a massive building with his thrusts
* Destroyed a building with his boner
* Thrusted so hard he tore a hole in space time
* Benched an entire continental shelf
	+ Allegedly
* Thrusted Peru into Argentina
* Grew as large as a galaxy
* Has the power of 1000 suns infused into his nuts
	+ 3,346,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 yottatons of TNT

### Speed

* Outran a cheetah
* Moved fast enough time stopped
* Ship travels at the Speed of Brian
	+ 25,717,626,725.62c

### Durability

* Survived several beatdowns from Brian
	+ Brian could casually split the Earth and stabbed Markiplier to death
		- Mark is comparable to the Captain and Narrator, who are 5D
* Kicked so hard in the nuts he flew into the heavens
* Been shot by Brian's eye lasers
	+ Same lasers destroyed a sun
* Survived his arms being ripped off

### Experience

* Defeated the Dick Elders
* Stopped the battle between Rhinoceratops vs Superpuma
* Defeated the Necromancer
* Helped the New Kid against the bullies
* Fought the Manticore
* Has led an army
* Saved the year 6969
* Was the top ninja
	+ Only isn't any more so he can live out his passion to dance
* Changed the course of European history
* Fought Samurai Abstinence Patrol

### Intelligence

* Black belt in amazing
* Diploma from the University of Keeping It Real
* Made a spaceship to travel to the future

### Arsenal

* Bass
	+ Electric
	+ Has a red one
* Cloning
	+ Up to eight times
* Ninja Thrust
* Knife
* Katanna
* Magic staff
	+ Makes forcefields
* Horse and motorcycle
* Alicorn
* Centaur
* Zagoth
* Demons
* Kraken
* NSP Spaceship
	+ Forcefield
	+ Bass
	+ Lasers
* Travel through time
* Lightning
* Enhanced vision
* Flight
* Beams from rubbing his thighs
* Immune to time being frozen
* Teleportation
* Pull others through dimensions
* Lightning birds
* Regeneration and revival
* Dinosaurs with lasers
* Army of knights and ninjas
* Pizza armor
* Hoverboard
* DeLorean
* Pistol
* Rocket launcher
* Chickens
* Shrinking and growing
* Danican

### Weaknesses

* Shallow motives
* No Reason Boners
* Has a bit of an ego
* Cries all the time

## Quotes

Who's ready to rock!?

Yeah!

I got no idea what she said.

Hit it!

Quickly, Ninja Brian! My blade!

C'mon Brian, just my ka-

Thank you, Ninja Brian!

Really?

Oh God that's loud!

Woah!

That's whatever you're talking about for ya! Let's do this!

Now that's what I'm talking about!

Why have you forsaken me lord?

Shake it off, shake it off...

Back to jamming!

YEAAAAAA-

AAAAOOOOOHHH GOD NOOOOO!

No more peanuts for me stewardess...

Godzilla is my dad.

Ow! You suck!

I'm back, baby!

Alright Ninja Brian, I think you know exactly what to play next.

That's, that's not it. No, that's not.

You know I am!

Damn it, Brian! Can you play the actual song?

Yes! That's the one! Let's do this!

Oh dear God!

Huh. You helped this time.

What is even happening?

Oh shit!

Listen, I don't know what we're talking about. And I haven't for a while.

Please God, make it stop!

Ninja Brian! I need you to throw me into space!

TOO FAR!

Yes, Ninja Brian?

Go back in time? Good idea, Ninja Brian!

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

## Trivia

* Danny Sexbang is the second Ninja Sex Part character on Fiction V. Fiction
	+ The first was Ninja Brian