Coolpenguin1778

***"british man spotted. annoying mode: activated."***

The Gooey

## A New Being

Beneath the many layers of rock and sediment that made up Everglow as we know it, there sat a small cavern. With still water, airflow, and plenty of proteins, it was adept for life; and so life was formed. They were tiny, aquatic creatures, along the likes of tadpoles, and they thrived in the tiny cave. With no predators nor natural selection, this species stayed relatively the same for a long period of time. However, the protein sources eventually ran dry, and the species neared extinction. On the verge of death, they started to eat each other, but instead of consuming each other as expected, they began to merge. These tiny, amoeba-like creatures grew and grew, until they formed a large, aquatic beast. Unable to survive in the cave, the beast dug out of their rocky prison, and made it out to seawaters.

### Life Thrives

The creature lived in the ocean for a long time, feeding on fish, seaweed, the sorts. It soon began thinking, intelligence formed in its prehistoric brain; soon seeing the potential of land. Slowly but surely, it began to adapt to land life, first a few steps, then a walk, and then a final farewell to sea living. As it adapted to land life, it lost some of its features, such as primary fins and foot webbing, though it seemed to gain new features, such as dexterous hands and the ability to "speak" in the form of garbled sounds. The beast was still somewhat amphibious, as it seemed to keep some of its aquatic features such as its gills and secondary fins; though they grew smaller with time. It was now well adapted to the lands of Everglow, but the people they have not met yet...

## The Land

### The Land Beings' Welcome

As they explored the great vastness of Everglow, they came upon a civilization of people. They were unlike the being, more fit for the land, and had seemingly been on it longer. They wearily approached the town, and upon near sighting they burrowed into the ground in fear. They had decided to take refuge there, at least until these beings had left. However, the denizens of the town had eventually found the being out, but they were not violent. They had accepted the being into their town, giving it hand-me-down clothes and naming it via an old nametag, **"Coolpenguin1778"**. Soon, it learned and adapted to their culture, speaking their language and making friends. They truly felt at home.

### New Adventures

This feeling was not to last. As the months went by, Penguin had noticed a decline in people coming out to talk and play. This made them feel lonely, and they soon started longing for the days of past. Soon though, news of a war came, and Penguin was awoken with a spirit to defend their nation. They prepared for this war and vowed never to betray the trust of Wisteria, but they soon found that the peoples of Palingenesis were not so bad. They had sparked conversation with them, and soon they found themselves more comfortable with the peoples of Palingenesis than those of Wisteria. They had decided to skip the war, for they did not want to meet these kind people in the field of battle. Soon after the war, Penguin was invited to attend a wedding in Grendor, and soon after they helped construct an anniversary event in Dunamis. During the event, in both a drunken stupor and out of their own excitement, they announced their move to Palingenesis. The next day, Penguin had moved their things, and had decided to make their new home in Khobiria - as they were to start their new work there.

However, not all were happy with the move, as soon after their transfer they were hunted down by Staltus, and all of their belongings were taken. Penguin was officially banished from Wisteria, and their new life as a member of Palingenesis had begun. As a final farewell to Wisteria, Penguin decided to go by a new name -- **Klondii**.

## Revolt

As what now seems tradition, this was not made to last. Though this time, it was not due to lack of people, no, but rather one man. *Lovejoy*. He was charming, funny, and seemed to be fine with Klondii's antics. When he pitched the idea of a revolution to Klondii, they stuck to it like a moth to a lamp. For days they plotted with Lovejoy, helping make their new hideout, planning their final attack on Palin, etc. When the day arrived to execute their attack, Lovejoy called a mock celebration. Not many people came, but those who did were completely unaware. That was until a stray end crystal went off, and revealed the attack that was planned -- at least a dozen withers ready to be set off. Panic ensued, and Klondii did the best they could to set off all the withers they could. Klondii died in the attack, but came back as usual. Lovejoy managed to collect the armor of 2 important figures, and then he was off. Together they were banished from Palingenesis, and their new life as rebels begun.

## Trivia & Fun Stuff

* Klondii got their name from an old candy they found called "Klondike"
	+ Though the bar was half rotted and stale, Klondii loved it
* Alcohol is like poison to Klondii, but they will drink it anyways
* They often "spread amoeba" by "twerking", but the amoeba don't really do anything
* They swear to god they're not old, but they are
* Sees the world 7% more wiggly than an average person
* Klondii can read and speak, but they cannot write (not good, that is)
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