Lost THX Tex Trailer- The Zodiac Sisters: The Final Battle

***Author's Note:** This is my first ever anomaly for my second and very last THX trailer I will ever make (for now) due to the fad since 2021. I planned a sequel since last year, but instead of my slasher OC fighting the heroes again, I will replace her with a different villain that you possibly might know who it is later on. (Hint: He's voiced by Roger Jackson, who funny enough voiced Mojo Jojo from the Powerpuff Girls. No guesses!) And you still can't vandalize it, unless you add the missing categories that are suitable for this anomaly.*

***References from other media you'll find:*** *The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023, mentioned only), Sailor Moon (all the Zodiacs' attacks are based on the Sailor Scouts attacks), Scream (You'll see what I mean when the main villain of the franchise is revealed), Return of the Toys (mentioned only)*

You thought it was a great way for the Toy Story Quartet become the Sailor Scouts to defeat Tex and Zurg in "Return of the Toys"? Think again.

Back then, I remember encountering a THX Trailer made in 2021, and added for the theatrical Australian release of Scream (2022). (Or Scream 5 as it's alternate title.)

But I would LOVE to tell you all about the best mind-blowing experience I ever had. Be prepared as I tell you.

It was the 20th on January, and I was watching the official trailer for Scream VI.

I was just happy to see Gale Weathers finally get a call from the movie's main villain, but I was just very worried if she'll die, but I really hope not.

But later, I got a notification from Facebook. And it was a message from my friend. His message said this.

"Hi, there! I fondly felt bad for you encountering that awful Zodiac Sisters THX trailer. But the ABC sent me this trailer made in collaboration with THX, Paramount and ABC themselves. Is it alright if I send it to you from Google Drive?"

I would then reply with this. "Sure thing!"

He then sent me the Google Drive link with the file.

I clicked on it to download it, and saved it to my laptop. It's file name was "The Zodiac Sisters THX Trailer: Final Battle.mp4".

I was quite excited, hoping it would be familiar with the "Returns of the Toys" trailer that was made for the release of "Lightyear", which I sadly did not see at theatres, but did watch it home with my family.

I clicked on the file, and before it played, a warning came up and said this.

"This trailer was made for the Australian theatrical release of The Super Mario Bros. Movie, while it's not THX-certified. And it was also made as a sequel to make up of that previous disturbing trailer. It even features a reference to a slasher movie made in the late 90s that an Australian girl likes, and a future Australian magical girl series about some zodiac signs. Hope you enjoy."

I was already very excited. But I was confused that they mentioned something very familiar that I like.

The trailer then started. Instead of showing the THX hideout, it showed a shot of a small house, I could then hear a familiar angry growl but with no demonic-effect.

It was from Slasher Girl, but she looked slightly different. She was now wearing a black hoodie and long black jeans.

"I cannot believe this! That foolish green Virgo dummy brought those foolish three sisters of hers back to life with her stupid crystal!", she said, blazing with anger.

"Just calm down. I know that they have the crystals with them this time, and that we can't defeat them at all.", Tex said, trying to reassure his partner.

"That's what I mean! We can't kill those girls now that this stupid redheaded girl similar to my normal self is with them!"

She then sighed in a sad way, as her anger faded away.

"I'm... sorry, Tex. But you'll need to get someone to replace me for now. Someone that is able to defeat the four girls easily unlike me. I'll be at Zarraffa's for now to get myself a caramel fushion. When you and your new partner had finally eliminated them, let me know."

Slasher Girl took her car keys and went outside. I could then hear her driving to Zarraffa's Coffee offscreen.

"Hmm... new partner, eh? Well, I know just the perfect guy.", Tex said, before dialing a number.

"Yeah, this is Tex the Robot. I need you to replace my old partner for me to eliminate four magical girls that resemble their zodiac signs. Yes, Miss Capricorn, Lady Pisces, Mistress Aquarius, and Princess Virgo. Or as they're actually known as, Mina, Sarah, Anna, and Gina. Uh huh? Uh huh... thank you. You'll be *perfect* for the job.", Tex said as he chuckled, before hanging up.

I couldn't really hear the person talking while Tex was speaking with them on the phone, but all I heard was some gibberish-like chatter.

And besides, what did he mean about "perfect guy"? I just assumed it was Queen Misery or one of his identical brothers.

It then cut to black, then it fades to the hideout. The four Zodiacs then walk in, somehow... they were alive, and they had no injuries unlike what happened to the three Zodiacs in the previous trailer.

"Man, it's good to be alive again. That axe striking my head was just so awful!", Anna said.

"Tell me about it. That evil twin of Mina's really was even psychotic than I thought.", Sarah said.

"Well, thanks to me and my healing powers, you're all back!", Gina said.

"I wonder what happens next. Maybe we could explore the hideout.", Mina said.

They then hear a familiar laugh, coming from Tex. They then look to the right.

"Oh, please! I've seen enough horror sequels where the main survivor reunites with their friends, but I also love a good tender moment where the 4th sister reunite with her three sisters", Tex said sarcastically.

This made Gina so angry, while the other three girls were shocked, because they knew that familiar voice.

"You!", she said, growling in anger.

"Hey, there girls. Did ya miss me?", Tex said in amusement.

"No. We didn't. We never did, you robo-Mario ripoff!", Anna said.

This type of name-calling didn't anger Tex, because he only said this after laughing mockingly.

"Oh, they always called me that before. Never gets old.", Tex mocked.

"Well, that doesn't matter anymore, robot-man. We're here to kick your ass.", Gina said, pointing at Tex.

Tex laughed again, but in amusement.

"Oh, Puh-lease! You just have no idea what I'm going to be doing to you now!", he said.

"Oh, yeah? You and *what* army?", Anna said, until the sound of a door opening can be heard. The door then shut as it cuts to the rest of Zodiacs looking at the direction the door was opened.

Their expressions then changed to complete terror as they saw that figure. But it didn't show the figure just yet.

It cut to it's feet walking with combat boots. He was even wearing a sparkly black robe. Then it showed the figure's hand holding a Buck "120" Hunting Knife.

I was really worried, I just knew who owns that weapon. It showed a shot of Mina looking very scared, because she recognized that figure.

After the figure stopped walking when the footsteps stopped, it cut to a shot of none other than...

Sweet Jesus... It was Ghostface, from the Scream movies.

I was in total shock seeing one of my favorite killers in a THX trailer for the first time.

"It... it's you.", Mina said.

"How did you find us? Who the hell are you?!", Gina said, confronting that figure.

He didn't respond, but he tilted his head.

He then activated a button on his mask shroud, which glowed red, and it actually activated his voice changer.

He exhaled in a creepy way, and then he spoke in his usual creepy and raspy voice.

"Oh, my name's not really important to you... Princess Virgo.", he said in a sinister way.

The three Zodiacs gasp in horror when they found out that Ghostface knew Gina's identity.

"How... how did you know?", Gina questioned in shock.

"Well, let's just say that I gave him a call on the phone. And I told him all about you four girls, so that he can be able to kill you like how me and my old partner did with your sisters. But now that your part of the party, Virgo, the fun can begin.", Tex said, chuckling sinisterly.

"Not when we have these babies around!", Mina stated, before she pulled out her Zodiac crystal.

The other girls did the same thing.

"You ready?", Mina asked.

"Ready.", the others agreed.

"Capricorn Power!"

"Pisces Power!" "Aquarius Power!"

"Virgo Power!"

"TRANSFORM!", they all shouted, before they finally transformed into... man, this is getting good!

The Zodiac Sisters! Defenders of Australia!

Tex was shock of what he's seen. But Ghostface just tilted his head. He wasn't afraid to kill a magical girl.

"What?! How is this possible?!", Tex asked, in terror.

The Zodiacs were finally shown, glaring at the villains. Miss Capricorn, Lady Pisces, Mistress Aquarius, and Princess Virgo.

"You may have killed my sisters before, but this time, they're more powerful than ever, thanks to me.", Virgo said, with confidence.

"Because now on behalf of the Zodiac Signs...", Capricorn said.

"We will eliminate both of you!", The four heroes called out, posing together.

Tex was shaking in fear, but Ghostface didn't care at all. Just like before, he's not afraid to fight four magical girls.

"Ooh, I'm gettin' scared. Shakin' in my boots.", Ghostface said sarcastically, referencing one of his lines from the original Scream.

"Well, then. I've got a plan, girls. Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces, you handle the robot... I'll handle *him*.", Capricorn said, pointing at Ghostface at her last words for her sentence.

"But it's too dangerous! You could get hurt! But if you know what to do, we can count on you.", Pisces said.

Capricorn then walked to the left, as Ghostface followed her, still holding his knife.

"Oh, so she decided to fight my partner, while you three will fight me? Very well.", Tex said, as he summoned a sword, instead of his usual chainsaw.

"CHARGE!", Virgo called out.

The three Zodiacs then run to Tex ready to fight.

Tex charged too, ready to attack, but Aquarius jumped in the air with her attack calling out "Windy Whirl!" before blasting air onto Tex, blowing him to a wall in a comical way.

As he fell to the ground, he started seeing stars.

"Nice work, Aquarius!", Pisces said. "Now it's my turn!"

Pisces ran to Tex and threw him in the air.

"Ready for a little washup? Aquatic Wave!", Pisces called out, as she blasted water on Tex, he yelled in anger.

"Oh, you little---", he said, before getting electrocuted in a cartoony way. He was then covered in soot and got dizzy again.

"Time to finish you off, robo-boy.", Virgo said, before grabbing a giant piece of earth with her hands. She then called out "Earthly Crush!" before throwing the earth at Tex.

"Oh boy.", he said, before he got crushed by the giant piece of earth. The earth then crumbled into dirt, and it showed Tex, now just a bunch of mechanic pieces, like robot body parts, screws, etc. He was finally defeated.

The three Zodiacs cheered victoriously.

"Alright! That was awesome!", Aquarius said.

"Wait, where's Capricorn?", Pisces said.

"Don't worry. She knows what she's doing.", Virgo said.

It then cuts to Miss Capricorn and Ghostface, staring at each other.

This was it. The final battle between a magical girl and masked killer.

"This is it, Ghostface. Your reign of terror in Woodsboro is over. I know all about you, and not just your popular culture. I read Gale Weathers' latest book on the Woodsboro murders, and knew all about the victims you killed in your most gruesome ways.", Capricorn said, before summoning her Capricorn scepter.

Ghostface let out a sinister chuckle. He knew that he was going to enjoy this, he then pulled out his knife.

"You teenagers are just so pathetic these days. Bring it on, Capricorn!", he said to her.

He then started running to her, but before he was able to stab her, Capricorn got the chance to jump high in the sky and used her attack on him and called out "Love Heart Shock!" and blasted him with many hearts and sparkles with her scepter, which made him drop his knife on the ground.

"Agh! Why you...!", Ghostface said angrily.

"It's over for you. You're getting weak, Ghostface. Give up now! Or else.", Capricorn said with determination.

"Never... I won't stop until I've gutted you real good!", Ghostface said to Capricorn.

"Very well... guess I have no choice.", Capricorn said, ready to activate her attack to defeat Ghostface.

This was where the fun begins. The attack was almost similar from Sailor Moon, but with different music.

"Golden Capricorn... Crystal Sparkle... ACTION!", she called out before pointing her scepter, blasting Ghostface with all the energy in the scepter.

He started yelling in pain before he got even weaker. He then flew to a wall the same way as Tex did, and fell to the ground, losing consciousness, and accepting defeat.

"I did it... I DID IT!", Capricorn said with triumph. She jumped happily after successfully defeating Ghostface.

"You did it, Mina!", Virgo said happily, running to her with the others.

"Well, there's one thing that makes me wonder... who's under this mask?", Pisces questioned.

They looked at Ghostface, wondering if they should take off the mask, but Capricorn made up her mind.

"Maybe it's best not to know. C'mon, let's go home.", Capricorn said. The four Zodiacs then walk out of the shot, then it cuts to black.

It then fades to the THX logo, and the deep note played. But when it raised enough, I heard a guitar riff mixed with the deep note, which I thought was quite satisfying.

The Zodiacs then appeared, still in their superhero forms.

"G'day to all of you, everyone! We finally defeated those psychotic killing machines that ruined your childhood!", Capricorn said.

"And there's no need to be afraid anymore, because we'll always be by your side.", Virgo said.

"Until then, we'll see you next time!", Aquarius said.

"In the meantime, how about we go get ice cream?", Pisces said.

"Yeah! That's a great idea! Let's go!", Capricorn said.

The four heroes then run to the right, exiting the hideout. It then fades to black and it shows some text in it's normal font with the same current slogan, "See you on the other side".

The trailer then ended as it faded to black.

I was so shocked... I then started to become super happy, I squealed in excitement.

I never expected Miss Capricorn to defeat Ghostface on her own.

I then went back on Facebook, and I told my friend I finished watching it and said it was the best thing I ever saw.

He replied that he's happy that I enjoyed it. He also said this, "And if you'd like when you come visit me, you can watch it again with me!" I replied saying that it's a good idea.

If you went to Reading Cinemas or any other cinema wherever you live to see The Super Mario Bros. Movie, your lucky enough to have seen this.

But if you haven't seen it, you must watch this with me when you come visit me. It will blow your mind!