Don Infusio

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## Don Infusio

### Affiliation

Rick Shades (Friend?)
Sylvester Ashling (Friend?)

Guile Manning (Friend?)

### Voice

Warpedlamp

"Another satisfied customer!"

*- Don Infusio*

## Description

Don Infusio is just the best guy ever. He's constantly out there trying to make the world a better place, running every secret shop and final boss shop for players around the world to use. And the best part? He does it for free! Don Infusio is too nice for his own good and lives in a box, beliving that giving away all his vast treasures will help the world be a better place. That doesn't stop everyone he knows from letting him live literally wherever he wants whenever he wants. However, Don Infusio will never take advantage; as both The Coolest Guy Ever and The Defender Of Sad Children, Don Infusio will always be your best friend.

## History

### Episode 4 - Horizontal Pilot Command

Don first appeared within episode 4, where he revealed his "Bag of Tricks" to the party. He first attempted to sell his pilot known as "Rock Bottom" to the party, his initial offer was "literally anything" then proceeded to deny the offers of sylvie's respect saying it was literally impossible and the offer of hat trick saying "you've got to draw the line somewhere." Rock Bottom was then purchased by tripwire for the low low price of a pat on the back. Don then went on to attempt to sell to the party a myriad of miscellaneous bad Roll20 assets, the entire list of which can be seen towards the bottom of this page. The only sale he made was two people on a rocket which was taken by Molly while she was running to her sister on the other end of the convention hall.

Rock Bottom proceeded to never be used.

### Episode 7 - Exquisite Drunken Candymaker

Don also appeared in this episode as the party were on their way to Giovanni's chamber. He interrupted them with one last attempt to sell them his wares as THE TRUE BOSS!

### Epilogue

**"Today Don ate a rat and didn't get sick!"**

*- Don Infusio*

## Abilities

**Stamina:** 1, **Proficiency:** 1

1. **Aura of Cheeto Dust:** Don used this ability in Episode 7 to suffocate and negate the powers of the party in order to force them to buy his items.
2. **"Bag of Tricks":** Don's Bag of Tricks is the item which carries his many wonderful items, It is covered in so many stains that make a camouflage "this way the cops can’t see it when I throw it in a river." It also produces many NOISES, which are unsettling. Don himself has gone to say that "One cannot simply describe what’s inside this bag in one word because they're all adjectives such as disgusting, foul, and unnecessary." Although he has never been in official combat, It can be assumed that this bag could be used much like Regina and Happy Abby's grab-bags allowing him to summon countless Roll20 Assets to the field.
3. **Pilot - Rock Bottom:** He has his own custom pilot "Rock Bottom" which is a baboon with stones for butt-cheeks. It is certified: "better than Hattrick and NOTHING ELSE!" He sells it to Rick for a pat on the back. But it is assumed that he could receive it again if he is scanned by a pilot hangar much like when Sylvie received an updated 2nd copy of Lambsalot. It is never used in combat so we never really see what it could do.
4. **Map Control:** Don has a miraculous power to shape and change the very world in which you live in. He has been shown to remove and change the structure of buildings and landmarks such as removing the door and adding his shadowy gate. He can also restore any terrible change he makes to the map.
5. **Roll20 Assets:** The items that Don sells are all terrible Roll20 assets that Jello and the Co-DMs find while they are making the maps. They consist of but are not limited to...

	* A toy rocket-ship. **(Sold)**
	* Half a staircase.
	* An entire staircase with the word JPEG written on it.
	* Red "probono" sign written in a terrible font.
	* A Chuck Norris meme from the year 2000.
	* A bridge from a weird angle.
	* A telephone booth.
	* WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY NOT A GOOD ENOUGH ANGLE? HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE! **(1)**
	* WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY NOT A GOOD ENOUGH ANGLE? HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE! **(2)**
	* WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY NOT A GOOD ENOUGH ANGLE? HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE! **(3)**
	* WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY NOT A GOOD ENOUGH ANGLE? HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE! **(4)**
	* A distant photo of a village.
	* An extreme close up of a goblin.
	* An unfinished Code Lyoko monster.
	* What’s that you say? Too many legs? Well, how about just one leg? (Leg of aforementioned monster)
	* A star wars meme.
	* A plushie.
	* A blow-up doll.
	* An M&M Ganley. **(Given as a prize for the Executive Grin Contest.)**

1. * A gate with a weird unnatural shadow.
	* A boss banner which was custom made in 5 solid minutes.
	* A JPEG altar.
	* A barrel of slightly concerned monkeys
	* A mannequin with a really detailed ass.
	* A measuring stick for measuring how big a square is. (It's 5 square feet).
	* A nose with a nose ring.
	* A game of "Break the Ice".
	* A large unspeakable pile of CORPSES!!!
	* Multiple large tiles of shrimp.
	* A puzzle from a 90's point and click adventure game.
	* PART 2 BABY!
	* The endgame cut-scene panel to said game. "YOU EARNED IT!"
	* THE NEWEST ANGLE FOR CODE LYOKO MONSTERS!
	* One eye and his eight red, angry friends (not to be separated from).
	* "Hagugigagaga" (A creature).
	* A weed enthusiast grandma with complementary WEED!
	* A portrait of a gunman.
	* "'But hold on!' you say 'I want there to be background on that portrait of a gunman.'"
	* "'Hold on!' you say again 'I want it to be transparent again!'" 'Ok!' "I say as A FINGER ON THE MONKEY'S PAW CURLS!"
	* Slime. Of various varieties.
	* iPED?, loved by kids.
	* DON'S FURSONA!
	* A very helpful treasure map for how to find the door. **(Sold for $20)**
	* A broken spider.

## Fun Facts

* Don's name was made when Jello found an article about a terrible lazy librarian named Don Infusio and thought it was a fun name.