Cletus BaDoinkaDoink

Cletus being briefed by Lester about the Fleeca Bank heist

Donny Huxton (Cousin)

> "*You have to realize in this business we need to trust each other, loyalty is everything, if you don't have my back then you should get going now.*"
> ― Cletus to Clyde
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## Early life

Cletus was born in Liberty City, Liberty State, being raised by Loui BaDoinkaDoink and Jasmine BaDoinkaDoink. His parents owned a "mom and pop shop" pizzeria in a low-income neighborhood, Loui hired Cletus to work in his pizzeria at the age of nine to serve and wait on customers. Loui had a lesson when it came to parenting Cletus;  to be truthful and do honest work. Cletus took his lessons to heart and developed his code of ethics as he later grew up.

When Cletus was 18, the family just couldn't afford to live in Liberty City anymore so they decided to move out to Los Santos, San Andreas; they had family out there that would support them while they would get adjusted to their new environment. After 4 years of living in Los Santos, Cletus never really made any friends, the closest thing to it was his cousins he would talk to at their weekly family dinner. After Cletus was talking about how he thinks he will never make any good money in this town, Cletus's cousin Donny Huxton informed Cletus that he had a business being set up that involved robbing and killing. Cletus was unsure and very anxious at the thought of it at first, but he did need the money, so he took Donny up on his offer.

## Criminal Beginnings

Cletus and Donny started robbing people in alleyways outside of a strip club at night for about 2 months until the general public caught on. Cletus got comfortable with this business within 2 weeks and saw it as a serious career, he started talking to Donny about expanding the business; hiring more members and doing more serious forms of robbing. Donny agreed and so they both started the "Jesters Club" and started hiring more of their cousins and some outside sources. They started robbing liquor stores and gas stations. They even started stealing alcohol and sold it to middle and high schoolers. They were making roughly $5,000 a week, which was huge to Cletus.

The Jesters Club was doing this routine for about seven years until Cletus got a call from an unknown number. The unknown caller said that he saw what his little club was doing and wanted to capitalize on it. Cletus met this man at his home, he introduced himself as Lester Crest, he is sort of a manager when it comes to pulling off heists. Cletus agreed to work with Lester but in exchange only let the people Cletus truly trusts within the club. There were about 34 members when the club turned raunchy. Cletus realized professionalism is the only way to be truly successful so he only worked with around 7 members of the Jesters Club when it came to the big scores. Cletus went on to make thousands of dollars with the help of Lester and made sure that those 7 members got their fair share. Once word got around in the club of how much the big score members were making then the club quickly became mutinous, going so far as to try and vote Cletus out of his club. Meanwhile, Donny was so mad that he fired most of the rebellious members and if some refused to be fired, then Cletus and Donny would bury them alive out in the desert.

Donny and Cletus truly loved each other after 19 years of building this business and eventually made around a million dollars bi-annually. However Donny slowly became greedy and developed a cocaine addiction. In all of these 19 years, Cletus was the only one allowed to talk to Lester; Cletus believed it was the only way to keep a logistical deal. Because of his cocaine addiction, Donny had grown paranoid as to why Cletus would have this rule, so he hired Martin Madrazo to secretly tail Cletus to Lester's home.
On the way to a heist setup discussion with Lester, Cletus stopped to get gas and noticed an all-black SUV with a front license plate that read "OUCHIEMAMA" and thought nothing of it. Then, when he arrived at Lester's house, he noticed the same SUV parked around the corner. He quickly figured out that he must be getting tailed. He calmly walked to the car and promptly shot three of the four men in the head, grabbed the remaining mercenary and shot him in his kneecaps, asking why they were following him. The goon caved and told him that Martin was hired to tail Cletus by Donny. Cletus was enraged. He couldn't believe Donny would do this to him, especially on that day; his birthday.
When he arrived at the Jesters Club warehouse he immediately threatened to beat the living essence out of Donny. Donny quickly pieced together what Cletus was infuriated about and sincerely apologized. After some deep conversating, Cletus whipped out the birthday hats that he made for himself and Donny and put significant effort into. "They're wet." was not a reaction Cletus was imagining. As his friend fumbled with the wet party hat, he gave him a deathly look. Cletus tried to relax. He tried to act like he was together, but he was still so angry Donny would backstab him and con him out of his own business; a business they built together for 19 years. Cletus pulled out his AK-47 and lit up the entire room.

## Present Day

After three years of staying out of the business, just collecting his investments every month, a man in a bar approached him repeating the word "CRIME? CRIME? CRIME?" Cletus was so confused by this kid and saw himself within him, he decided to take him up on this request and decided to get back in the game. Cletus went up to this drunken man and asked "Hey kid, what did you mean by crime?" the kid responded "Well uhhh I got nothing in my life \*hiccup\* and would like to get guns that go bang bang and make people go durrrrrr and get paid for it" Cletus sighed while rubbing his forehead. Cletus decided that he also has nothing left to lose, and wanted to give this stranger a test run with some extremely low level activities and see where he could go. Cletus gave this stranger a time and location to meet him; as Cletus was about to walk away the stranger shouted "MY NAME IS CLYDE WRIGHT, AT YOUR SERVICE SIR" Cletus responded "Well...Clyde, this isn't a boot camp, I am not your sergeant, but I will be telling you what to do a lot; so I do not want to be hearing any lip from you because it will mean life or death if you do not follow my instructions. Is that understood?" Clyde shook his head in a confident manner. "Cletus BaDoinkaDoink" said Cletus as he shook Clyde's hand and walked out of the bar.

Cletus woke up with a hopeful mind, but was replaying what had happened with Donny in his head. Cletus hated that betrayal hurts the most when you spend what seemed like a lifetime together; having so many instances where they can prove they are trustworthy but gets wiped away in an instant when they decide to back stab. Cletus was overthinking, over analyzing every scenario where this could be a bad idea and how much pain this may cause him; until he heard a knock on the door. "Uhhhh I didn't know which floor was yours so I just pressed all the buttons in the elevator until a man told me which one was your floor, sorry I am late!" said Clyde speaking through the door. Cletus in a shaken up mindset decided to just focus on the positive, which was to give Clyde a chance. Cletus took Clyde to get a haircut and to get some new clothes since Cletus knew Clyde was down on his luck. Cletus was thinking after the night at the bar of who offers the lowest tier, and safest job in Los Santos.

This ended up with Cletus calling Simeon Yetarian; Cletus hates working with Simeon because most of the time Simeon will just kiss the ass of all of his employees to try and butter them up to make them stay as a permanent employee. Cletus does not enjoy being praised, especially in such a fake way; Cletus and Clyde drove over to Simeons car dealership and discussed what they will be doing. Cletus wasn't listening in on Simeon at all, Cletus understands what Simeons jobs are like inside and out already, he instead was paying attention to Clyde. He was seeing how he listens, even to unbearable blokes like Simeon. Clyde seemed to pay attention most of the time, especially when Simeon was buttering him up. but Clyde had moments where he would looking down on the floor daydreaming. Cletus personally didn't enjoy that but he didn't care as long as Clyde paid attention to him when he would give a short rundown about what they are doing in the car.

Cletus and Clyde then spent the day doing repo jobs for Simeon and Cletus wasn't amazed at Clyde's work but Cletus thought he will do just fine. Overtime Cletus gave Clyde some more serious jobs, working with his friend Gerald doing general drug deals and delivered a rolling meth lab RV to gangsters named The Dobre Brothers, working with Martin Madrazo doing hit jobs, and eliminating Martins competition until Cletus then contacted his friend Lester Crest once again to form a bank heist and let Los Santos know that Cletus is back in the game. On a rather unimportant day, Clyde wanted Cletus to go to Clyde's house and let Clyde's parents know how good of a job Clyde is doing in Cletus's business. Cletus tried to make up a situation of what he will say to Clyde's parents that won't let them know that Clyde is committing crimes in Los Santos.

Eventually they arrive at Clyde's home, there seemed to be no one there, Cletus and Clyde were paused on what to do until they saw a car come barreling at them with a man shooting a Mini-Uzi from the car window. Cletus and Clyde took to cover behind Cletus's car. "RAAAUAUAUAUAUAUAHHA AHHHH" said the man in the car when he hopped out in a fiery rage. Cletus poked up and pointed his handgun on him, he looked down at a flabbergasted Clyde. Cletus quickly reached in his back pocket to pull out his spare handgun and tossed it to Clyde. When Clyde also poked up pointing the gun at the crazy man there was a pure minute of silence. Then the stranger spoke "Are you Cletus and Clyde?". "Why would you need to know?" said Clyde as the man quickly pointed his gun to Clyde instead of Cletus. The man was saying that since Cletus and Clyde took out the McPoyles meth RV and gave it to the Dobre Brothers he hasn't been able to sell any meth and can't make any money because of Clyde and Cletus. The mans grip of his gun was extremely shakey, Clyde's grip of his gun was tightening up, while Cletus softened his grip and put down his gun. Cletus asked kindly if the man could please go away for 2 minutes to give Clyde and Cletus a moment to speak about the situation. The man agreed surprisingly, Cletus was speaking to Clyde about how they will help this man out because of how their actions does affect those who don't deserve consequence. Cletus called the man back over and said "There are two options we can do here, I can either give you the connections of some low tier people I know, they won't pay much but you don't really seem like you're in a position to be picky, or you can work with me and Clyde over here, I know some jobs we do an extra gun would be nice. Now personally I do not care which one you would like to do, so just pick so we can be on our way". The man took a second to gather his words and said "You know, standing up here watching the sunset and being jacked up on meth has made me realize something; If you guys can take down people like the McPoyles, I want in." Cletus had no negative or positive emotions towards this mans decision while Clyde had a sour facial expression towards a new member of our jobs. The man later introduced himself as Cornelius Gray but Cletus preferred calling him Corn.

Cletus went through the same beats with Corn as he did with Clyde, he didn't start off with Simeon because Corn has more experience with jobs than Clyde, so Cletus started Corn off with Martin Madrazo jobs. Corn gets the job done in Cletus's eyes though is a bit unpredictable considering how many drugs Corn tends to do. Cletus is always a little tipsy off alcohol and a little stoned off of marijuana but is seriously concerned with Corns drug use. Cletus didn't have any paranoid thoughts about Corn betraying him because Cletus could already expect that Corn may betray him so Cletus spent the first few weeks keeping a close eye on Corn to make sure to shut Corn down before Corn can do any real damage. Eventually, the 3 would make quite a team with doing mercenary jobs for mainly Martin Madrazo, but doing any freelance work they deemed can pay well. Cletus officially created a crew emblem and a name, he wanted to make sure that anyone who heard this crew and what they did would be Cletus's work. So Cletus went with the simple name "The BadoinkaDoink Boys", and decided it was time to pull of a heist.

Cletus called Clyde over to his apartment and sat him down discussing the heist, Cletus wanted a small bank good enough to get a good enough pay and small enough to just be himself, and Clyde. Cletus wanted to make sure Clyde would be absolutely confident enough to pull of a heist like this, and Clyde seemed pretty confident enough to get the job done but Cletus wasn't sure. Lester and Cletus did some scoping around and decided the Fleeca Bank would be the perfect heist to pull, Lester, Clyde, and Cletus scoped out the bank using Lesters technology to see the inside of the bank using their security cameras. After eyeing out what the banks layout is like Cletus and Clyde went back to Cletus's apartment to get in professional heist clothing and set out to do what is known as the "Fleeca Job".

On the drive to the Fleeca Bank, Cletus was tasked with driving to the bank while Clyde was tasked with hacking into the system of the Fleeca Bank, which would end up unlocking the vault door when successfully hacked. When they arrive Cletus was on crowd control, shooting near the hostages but not actually shooting them, and eliminating the security cameras by shooting them as fast as possible. Clyde was tasked with drilling into safety deposit box #167 which would give the two robbers a payout of $100,000 total from the job. Once Clyde was finished drilling and grabbing the money, the two rushed back into the car avoiding the police. Eventually on the Zancudo Bridge, there was a schedule pick up for Cletus and Clyde in the form of a cargobob with a giant magnet attatched to the bottom. Lester hired Eddie Toh to swoop down and pick up Cletus and Clyde's car with the giant magnet to get rid of the heat. The Fleeca Job was successful, give the two robbers a payout of $50,000 each. Afterwards Cletus and Clyde shared a drink at a bar, celebrating their successful job.

There was a moment where the two just looked ahead, not saying a word, then Clyde turned to Cletus and said "Not too shabby for a guy who's 'still learning the ropes,' huh? I think it's safe to say I've made you proud... right?" Cletus responded saying "Um....Yeah....Sure. You did adequate work, I thought you would fuck up the drilling aspect of the job but you did good. So sure, I am proud I guess." Clyde smile and chugged the rest of his drink. The two went home and didn't see eachother for a few days.

Cletus decided to take an off-day and lounged around his apartment for a while, he was on the LIFEINVADER app and saw that the casino was finally open after years of the building being under construction. Cletus got in one of his cars and decided to see how the casino turned out, while getting a drink he saw a girl that was shouting at the bartender stating "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!? I AM BEATRICE WINTERS YOU COCKFACE! WHY IS THIS DRINK $10" Cletus was aware of this person from a story Clyde told him a couple days before, Clyde said that he got into a fist fight with Beatrice and then Clyde got a bunch of tattoos with Beatrice afterwards. Cletus paid for Beatrice's drink and Cletus told Beatrice about how he knew Clyde. The two quickly became party friends and started gambling for about 2 hours together. Beatrice said that she needed to go do some business with her "booty call", and asked Cletus if he wanted to join her, and he agreed. The two went up to Agatha Baker's office and did a rescue mission for an associate of Bakers named Tao Cheng who was kidnapped by The Lost MC while in a drunken search for some crystal. Beatrice and Cletus arrived at a motel and decided to use stealth to their advantage, only using weapons attached with silencers. Cletus found Cheng crying in a corner in one of the upper floored motel rooms and quickly got Cheng back to the casino for him to live his reckless bachelor life.