recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Buck Wallop

Fanart by Shyranno

Tarquin "Buck" Wallop is the president of the Rowdy Roustabouts. He has spent time in America.

## Physical appearance

* He has a very shiny bald head and a nose which has clearly been broken and repaired more than once with casual disregard for aesthetics. He is poorly-shaven. His look is not unfriendly, but is is hard and reserved.
* He often wears a wrinkled trench coat. His shoes look like they have been run over a heavily-laden lorry several times.
* His hands are usually in his pockets.

## Cakes and Ale

### Chapter 1

The Jolly Good Person can first meet Buck when they reach for the same newspaper.

### Chapter 3

The Jolly Good Person can meet Buck when they go with Vyv to convince the Rowdy Roustabouts to be more quiet.

If the Jolly Good Person escaped their creditors by hiding in a seal of crates, Buck will bring up that he was the one who ordered a shipment of eels that got stolen en route to his house. He was going to make a feast of jellied eels, eel pie, eel pasties, and eel comfit, since there is good nutrition in eels.

### Chapter 6

Buck is present during the match. If the Jolly Good Person gets to successful know Buck better, Stork will have been eavesdropping on the conversation and note that he likes them, as he never talks to outsiders like that.
Lady Werther

She is Aunt Matilda's dear friend and plays bridge with her. In Cakes and Ale, she is staying at the Grand Grosvenor Hotel.

## Physical appearance

She is a woman 'of a certain age.'

In Chapter 2, she is wearing a tiara.

## Cakes and Ale

### Chapter 2

She can be met if the Jolly Good Person decides to aid Fitzie in the retrieval of the pearl. She is staying at the Grand Grosvenor Hotel in Suite 10B. If neither Fitzie nor the Jolly Good Person dress as a bellhop, Gertie is bringing up some light refreshments for Lady Werther. She notes that after Lady Werther made a big fuss about her pillow being slightly lumpy the last time she was there, they can't afford to have anything go wrong with her stay.

The Jolly Good Person can also meet Lady Werther if they are dressed as a bellhop. She will note that they are the spitting image of Lady Matilda and that they have the same smile. The Jolly Good Person, in order to distract her, can talk about lace doilies, as Lady Wether is a nationally recognised expert on them.
Mustardseed

She is a member of the Noble Gases.

## Trivia

She can cut a rug with the best of them when it comes to dancing a Charleston.

## Cakes and Ale

### Chapter 6

She is playing cards in the stands, throwing cards and money with abandon with Pauldron, Bootsie, and Duke Weakling-arms. They are playing a game called 'six-card flapdoodle' with twenty jokers in the pack to make things interesting. Mustardseed is about to take every trick, and notes that each trick takes several hours to play through.

The Jolly Good Person can encourage them to cheer for the Noble Gases. Duke Weakling-arms notes that they did cheer, shouting "Give me an N!  N! Give me an O!  O!" and so on until 'Noble Gases' was spelled, before being informed by a member of the Dormouse Society that they had spelled 'Nobble Gasels' instead.

Alternatively, the Jolly Good Person can berate them for not cheering for the Noble Gases, but if they do not meet the stat check, then Mustardseed will tell them not to yell as the Jolly Good Person is not in charge and Ernie did not berate them.

The Jolly Good Person can tell them to cheer for the other clubs instead – the Rowdy Roustabouts and the Dormouse Society, potentially because they have placed a wager on them and want to win. If so, Mustardseed will say they like their 'thinking and scheming', and that the Jolly Good Person has 'an admirer in the Noble Gases.'
Scene: refreshment

* timetable: 1

* if first class true
	+ I return to first class.
		- go to scene: first class 2
	+ I investigate second class.
		- go to scene: second class 2
	+ I investigate third class.
		- go to scene: third class 2
* if second class true
	+ I return to second class.
		- go to scene: second class 2
	+ I sneak into first class.
		- first try: true
		- go to scene: sneaking
	+ I investigate third class.
		- go to scene: third class 2
* if third class true
	+ I return to third class with Figs.
		- go to scene: on figs mind
	+ I sneak into second class.
		- try second: true
		- go to scene: sneaking
	+ I sneak into first class.
		- try first: true
		- go to scene: sneaking
Dorothy Taylor

She is Tabby's schoolfriend – they were in fourth form together. She lives just past an old playground with a rusty swingset.

## Cakes and Ale

### Chapter One

When Tabby meets the Jolly Good Person at Spectacles Coffee, she asks them to not tell her father that they met. This is because instead of telling him she went to a coffeehouse in London, she told him she would attend a dance recital in Flutterbury and then sleep at the estate of Miss. Dorothy Taylor, as Dorothy agreed to 'cover' for her.
Gloves

* C&A
* Fanart by Shyranno

Musgrave "Gloves" Glassbottom is a member of the Noble Gases Club in London. Gloves is fastidious about skincare, moisturizing his hands eight times daily and regularly carrying lip balm, cold cream, and hand moisturizer on his person. He is notoriously stubborn about never lending his expensive hand moisturizer, which smells like honeysuckle and mineral oil. His hands are too well-moisturized for him to snap his fingers.

## Cakes and Ale

### Chapter 3

Gloves volunteers to help move the heavy table down the narrow spiral staircase. If asked nicely, he may share a little of his hand moisturizer with the Jolly Good Person; his pocket may also be picked. If the Jolly Good Person successfully uses his moisturizer to move the table down the stairs, Gloves is impressed by their resourcefulness. Having gotten the table to the bottom of the stairs, he and String-bean Sally leave to go to the pictures.

### Chapter 4

If Gloves bets Paige that his hands are the softest of anyone's there, Pilcrow settles the bet in his favor. If the Jolly Good Person sings the club song well, Gloves is outraged.

### Chapter 6

Gloves is present at the arena. He gets his foot stuck in a bucket. He eats a whole lemon tart and drinks a whole bottle of whiskey while standing on his head, after which Paige escorts him out onto the balcony to throw up. If the Jolly Good Person and Vyv are out on the balcony, Paige and Gloves interrupt them, and Vyv sticks around to help take Paige take care of Gloves.

### Chapter 7

When President Ernie announces his resignation at the meeting, some people call for Gloves to be made president.
Scene: chapter 4 free

inner\_score true

* I promised Regina that I would return to the house, and I will keep that promise. Valentine will need to fend for theirself for a while.
	+ go to scene: returning
* Although I promised Regina that I would search the house, I will go on the hunt.
	+ soothing-
	+ regina-
	+ go to scene: I will hunt
* Although I promised Regina that I would search the house, Valentine needs my help.
	+ soothing-
	+ regina--
	+ go to scene: I will help
Chervil St. Clair

Fanart by Shyranno

Chervil St. Clair is Tabby's naturally dyspeptic father. He runs St. Clair Cat Food Industries, which he expects his daughter to take over. He has a butler named Snodgrass. His neighbors are Cholmondley and Matilda Featherstonehaugh, the uncle and aunt of the Jolly Good Person. Chervil loathes the Jolly Good Person, whom he blames for Tabby's "increasingly rebellious attitude" and views as "the polar opposite of all that is good and true in this world."

Chervil is compared unfavorably to a praying mantis: beady-eyed and stick-thin. He wears large, round glasses and an expensive, well-tailored, dark suit covered in cat hair. He carries an ebony walking stick.

His favorite conversation topics include the follies of the modern era, cat food blends and their impact on cat fur/skin health, fish deheading, and his stomach ailments.

## Cakes and Ale

Chervil hates all things modern, saying that he "can't think of a single thing in the world that's gotten better over time." He looks down on the younger generation and longs for bygone days when "younger relations sat quietly and were punctual and didn't speak too much." He has a long-standing hatred for the Jolly Good Person due to their influence on his daughter and their frequent *faux pas*, such as when the Jolly Good Person accidentally trod on his begonias, accidentally dropped a water jug out the window onto Chervil's head below, and said, "Who's a good boy?" to their aunt Matilda's dog, which Chervil took as an insult directed at him.

### Chapter 6

He attends the premier performance of *Jusqu'à ce que* at the Chantaclear Lyric Opera House. A lover of the classics, he does not expect to enjoy the opera, which he expects to be "some avant-garde nonsense," but he ultimately finds much to admire in it. He considers the selling of food in opera houses and the consumption of food in luxury boxes to be an American influence.
Scene: litany

* firesnuff-

* if prof cocoa anger true
	+ go to scene: refreshment
* if prof poem anger true
	+ go to scene: refreshment
* if prof ring anger true
	+ if your skullduggery > 40
		- Naturally.
			* stole tobacco case: true
			* readies +2
			* suspicion+
			* go to scene: refreshment
		- I decided against it.
			* go to scene: refreshment
		- Not only have I lifted it, I took his watch, too.
			* stole tobacco case: true
			* readies +4
			* suspicion++
			* go to scene: refreshment
	+ else
		- go to scene: refreshment
* if prof anger true
	+ go to scene: refreshment
* else
	+ go to scene: refreshment
The Jolly Good Person

Unnamed Parents†

Sam (great-uncle)†

Elizabeth (great-aunt)†

Zelda (great-aunt)†

Forthingale (great-great-great-uncle)†

The Jolly Good Person is the playable main character in *Cakes and Ale*. They come from a rich and prestigious family but have disgraced themself through a recent scandal, causing their friends to desert them and their servant Starling to quit. Their mother was a Featherstonehaugh.

## Cakes and Ale

After their recent scandal, the Jolly Good Person finds themself alone and in debt. They call the Cadbury Club to find a servant to replace Starling. When they go to interview applicants, they find that their only option is Fitzie.

### Chapter 2

The Jolly Good Person may help Fitzie steal a rare, faceted pearl from Mavis Murgatroyd, who ran the Orphan Emporium where Fitzie grew up and originally stole the pearl from them. The heist takes place at the Grand Grosvenor Hotel.

### Chapter 4

The Jolly Good Person has lunch with their aunt Matilda, cousin Marmaduke, and old friend Tabby at *Polytropos*.

### Chapter 6

The Jolly Good Person may attend the opera *Jusqu'à ce que* at the Chantaclear Lyric Opera House. If at the newspaper office, the Jolly Good Person is interrupted by Hendrick Flea, Night Watchman Second Class, and must convince him to leave.

## Trivia

* Aunt Matilda and Uncle Chum are your mother's siblings and Matilda says your mother married your father "against my [Matilda's] sisterly advice."
Scene: missed train

* tardy +1
* know regina true
* went regina true

* I am effusively grateful for this stroke of luck and her offer.
	+ persuade+
* I am clearly unhappy to have to travel in this manner.
	+ soothing-
* I am concerned about the logistics of transporting her, me, and my luggage.
	+ observe+

* "All right, 'Dandelion' it is."
	+ soothing+
* "Actually, I prefer 'Shadowstealth.'"
	+ skullduggery+
* "How about, 'Savage Wendigo'?"
	+ bold+
* "I think 'Cupcakes' would be a better pseudonym."
	+ soothing+
* NOTE: once you gain 2 sass, the game will end "I'll make up my own nom de guerre, thank you."
	+ persuade+
	+ if inserted name is the same as your first name
		- sass +1
	+ if inserted name is the same as your last name
		- sass +1
	+ if inserted name is "Midnight Thorn"
		- sass+1
	+ if inserted name is "Regina"
		- sass+1
	+ if inserted name is "Pixie"
		- sass+ 1

* "Yes. But secret societies are not particularly of interest to me. I prefer to live a quieter, less complex life."
	+ soothing++
	+ intellect-
* "In time, I hope my immaculate service will merit inclusion in the near-mythical Inner Circle's august society. If it is real."
	+ culture++
	+ bold-
* "Do you…have inside information about the Inner Circle? I'd like very much to hear—unless it is against the rules."
	+ persuade++
	+ skullduggery-
* "Rumors. I dismiss them emphatically. Bah!"
	+ soothing--
	+ culture-

* know invitation true

* "Ah, I see. And you are my evaluator, which explains why you know who I am. I shall have to be on my best behavior with you, then." I smile.
	+ intellect++
	+ skullduggery-
* "You may as well call off the test as a great waste of time, as I'm certain to be voted in."
	+ bold++
	+ soothing-
* "Me? I am hardly the right person for such an august society!"
	+ bold-
	+ soothing++
* "I wonder to what extent a small cash gift would help to influence my evaluator."
	+ skullduggery++
	+ observe-

* I start driving.
	+ if your bold > 40 **and** soothing < 35
		- invitation++
		- regina++
		- good at it true
		- driver true
		- go to scene: conversation
	+ if your bold > 30 **and** soothing < 40
		- invitation+
		- regina+
		- driver true
		- go to scene: eat letter
	+ else
		- invitation-
		- regina-
		- go to scene: eat letter
* "Give me the gun instead—you drive."
	+ if your observe > 40 **and** intellect > 35
		- invitation++
		- regina++
		- good at it true
		- go to scene: conversation
	+ if your observe > 35 **and** intellect > 30
		- invitation+
		- regina+
		- go to scene: eat letter
	+ else
		- go to scene: eat letter
* I cast about for another way to help.
	+ if your soothing > 40
		- invitation++
		- regina++
		- good at it true
		- achieve no spilling
		- go to scene: conversation
	+ if your soothing > 30
		- invitation+
		- regina+
		- go to scene: eat letter
	+ else
		- invitation-
		- regina-
		- go to scene: eat letter
Stork

Fanart by Shyranno

Stork Westmacott is a member of the Rowdy Roustabouts.

## Physical appearance

* She is a bushy-eyebrowed woman with a long and gawky body.

If the Jolly Good Person gets to successfully know Buck better, Stork will have been eavesdropping on the conversation and note that he likes them, as he never talks to outsiders like that.
Scene: reading there

* "Actually, madam, that novel is mine, not Mr./Miss Wintermint's. I find the work of Fifi Buttercup most illuminating."
	+ rory++
	+ primrose-
* "Deplorable, madam."
	+ primrose+
	+ rory--
* "I prefer not to say, madam."
	+ soothing+
	+ bold-

* if you had successfully encouraged Rory to read the book (if encourage is true)
	+ Nod encouragingly and mouth, "You can do this."
		- persuade+
	+ Distract Aunt Primrose with an offer of lemonade to buy some time.
		- soothing+
	+ Say, "I think that Mr./Miss Wintermint was just telling me how troubling they found Professor Hickory's central premise."
		- intellect+
	+ renown+
	+ primrose++
	+ go to scene: dinner served

* if you had written a crib sheet for Rory (if cribsheet is true)
	+ Suggest that Aunt Primrose turn to see a painting on the wall, and when she moves, Rory will be able to snatch the paper.
		- if your culture > 30
			* primrose+
			* Rory got hold of the crib sheet (gotit is true)
			* go to scene: test crib
		- else
			* cribsheet quality: 0
			* primrose-
			* go to scene: test crib
	+ Tell her you need to tidy the table.
		- if your persuade > 30
			* primrose+
			* Rory got hold of the crib sheet (gotit is true)
			* go to scene: test crib
		- else
			* cribsheet quality: 0
			* primrose-
			* go to scene: test crib
	+ Point out a stain on Aunt Primrose's sleeve, hoping that she will move her arm.
		- if your observe > 30
			* primrose+
			* Rory got hold of the crib sheet (gotit is true)
			* go to scene: test crib
		- else
			* primrose-
			* cribsheet quality: 0
			* go to scene: test crib

* if you decided to help Rory bluff (if bookbluff is true)
	+ if you gave Rory insufficient advice on bluffing (if bluffquality is 1)
		- go to scene: fail read
	+ if you gave Rory sufficient advice on bluffing (if bluffquality is 2)
		- primrose+
		- rory+
		- tranquility+
		- go to scene: dinner served
	+ if you gave Rory outstanding advice on bluffing (if bluffquality is 3)
		- primrose++
		- rory++
		- tranquility++
		- go to scene: dinner served

* if you told Rory to change the subject (if diversion is true)
	+ go to scene: fail read

* else
	+ go to scene: fail read
Scene: dinner served

The next three choices are empty choices.

* Commiserate with Aunt Primrose regarding the buttered roll.
* Inform her that she will not be disappointed about the evening's repast.
* Offer Aunt Primrose a glass of wine as she sits down.

* …break the tension with a conversational gambit.
	+ if your intellect > 30
		- invitation+
		- go to scene: food reveal
	+ else
		- renown-
		- go to scene: food reveal
* …put your hand on Rory's shoulder to comfort them.
	+ Although we have worked together for years, this is the first time we have ever had that kind of contact.
		- rory+
		- tranquility-
		- go to scene: food reveal
	+ (if rory > 30) There has been something charged about the atmosphere between Rory and me lately.
		- rory+
		- tranquility-
		- go to scene: food reveal
	+ I don't know what came over me. I'll be sure that never happens again.
		- tranquility+
		- rory-
		- go to scene: food reveal
* …stand at attention, awaiting further orders.
	+ if your observe > 30
		- invitation+
		- go to scene: food reveal
	+ else
		- renown-
		- go to scene: food reveal
Scene: rory catch up

if food hands is true

* "It must be your imagination, sir/madam."
	+ appearance-
	+ skullduggery+
* "I'm afraid you are correct. I partook of a pickle."
	+ food hands: false
	+ soothing+
* "The fault is Valentine's, who packed a rather odiferous picnic."
	+ food hands: false
	+ soothing-

if your observe > 35

* renown+

* I tell a tale of dashing adventure.
	+ bold++
	+ rory+
	+ soothing-
* I offer witty repartee.
	+ intellect++
	+ rory+
	+ soothing-
* I offer a highly proper and slightly smug account of my trip, complete with moral instruction and finger wagging.
	+ culture+
	+ tranquility-
	+ soothing+
* I ease their mind.
	+ soothing++
	+ bold-
	+ tranquility+

if you met Haze on the train

* Very, *very* much.
	+ haze++
	+ attracted haze: true
* Yes, there's some attraction there.
	+ haze+
	+ attracted haze: true
* Haze would be an charming and intriguing friend.
* I don't know yet.
* Certainly not.
	+ haze-
* In fact, I downright loathe Haze.
	+ haze--

if pear juice true

* rory-

if bag scuff true

* rory-

if your gift = needlepoint

* I honestly point out the "FLESS" problem to Rory.
	+ tranquility-
	+ rory++
	+ rory knows fless: true
		- "Yes, we should. Leave it to me."
		- "I suspect not. Better to give nothing than a flawed gift."
			* set your gift needlepoint: false
			* set your gift nothing: true
		- "Let's see if I can turn that [i]F[/i] into a [i]B[/i] quickly and undetectably."
			* set yourgift needlepoint false
			* set your gift repaired needlepoint true
			* achieve flessing
* I show it to them quickly so that they won't notice.
	+ rory+
	+ tranquility+
* I make a compelling case that "fless" is an actual word, and indeed is supposed to be there.
	+ if your intellect > 40 **or** your culture > 40
		- renown+
	+ else
		- renown-
		- your gift needlepoint: false
		- your gift nothing: true

go to scene: rory talk
Barnaby

He is a member of the Cadbury Club.

## Cakes and Ale

### Chapter 1

He is the waiter who serves Fitzie and the Jolly Good Person during the interview.

If the Jolly Good Person choses to escape from Johnny Buttons via the superior option where they are possibly humiliated, they are assisted by Barnaby who reassures them that he has saved hundreds of employers from being thrashed by creditors.

### Chapter 6

Barnaby is serving the food in the dining match. If the Jolly Good Person was assisted by Barnaby when escaping Johnny Buttons and they impressed Barnaby, he will say that when Fitzie asked him to look after the Jolly Good Person and assist them, he was happy to agree.

He can either place the last blini on Pipsy or Thunder's plate at the Jolly Good Person's request, or he can inform the Jolly Good Person that the correct way to eat asparagus is with their fingers if they are unsure as to what to do.
Scene: loan test

* if primrose > 45 **or** (primrose > 40 and you smoothly interrupted Rory (theoldoil is true))
	+ readies +40
	+ tranquility++
	+ rory+
	+ achievement: lovely evening (Hospitality)
	+ go to scene: primrose departs
* if primrose > 35 **or** (primrose > 30 and you smoothly interrupted Rory (theoldoil is true))
	+ readies +20
	+ tranquility+
	+ go to scene: primrose departs
* else
	+ tranquility-
	+ rory-
	+ go to scene: primrose departs
Jonas Troyweight

### Associations

Jonas Troyweight's House of ThriftJonas Troyweight's All-Nite Clothier and Haberdasher

## Series Info

### First Appearance

Tally Ho, Chapter 5

Jonas Troyweight is the proprietor and shopkeeper of Jonas Troyweight's House of Thrift in Woodland Centre and Jonas Troyweight's All-Nite Clothier and Haberdasher in London. Jonas coughs and sneezes often, likely due to the dustiness of his store. Trousers are his idea of professorial clothing. He considers his wares "high-quality clothes at a discounted price."

## Tally Ho

### Chapter 5

The Servant may purchase a Professor Clarence Q. Hickory disguise for Figs from Jonas Troyweight's House of Thrift. Although Jonas is undisturbed by the purchase of clothing, he considers a ginger wig, mustache, and beard "a strange request." He provides the wig (which he splits in half to create a beard) at no additional cost.

## Cakes and Ale

The Jolly Good Person may purchase clothes for their evening from Jonas Troyweight's All-Nite Clothier and Haberdasher. If they purchase an outfit from him, Jonas proposes a toast to the new outfit and pours a thick and hazy brown liquor (which proves to be a mix of spiced rum, hard cider, and mead) into three cups indistinguishable from the one he has been coughing and spitting into. Fitzie declines to drink, using the excuse of being "on duty." The Jolly Good Person may drink from a cup and accidentally drink from Jonas's cough-residue cup. In this event, they catch a cold that is transmitted to anyone they kiss. Jonas closes the store immediately after Fitzie and the Jolly Good Person leave.
Brooks Crossing

Brooks Crossing is a tiny village immediately before Woodland Centre on the train track. The train stops at Brooks Crossing for twenty minutes while workers load and offload packages. The station boasts a few attractions: La Bonbonnière et Château du Café and a number of boutiques (including Ye Olde Gifte Shoppe).

## La Bonbonnière et Château du Café

La Bonbonnière et Château du Café is a well-known, adorable café known for its currant scones. The café has antique teapots and framed quotations from English Romantic poets designed to provoke conversation. The list of beverages available for sale is chalked colorfully on a blackboard. The café is full of conversation and tea-drinkers, and the atmosphere is as jolly as can be. Figaro "Figs" Fairfield spends his time at Brooks Crossing in this café.

## Ye Olde Gifte Shoppe

Ye Olde Gifte Shoppe is a small boutique with interesting, locally-crafted, one-of-a-kind jewelry. The store seems to have about three times the merchandise that should fit inside. Shelves stand against every wall and atop each other while additional shelves hang from the ceiling. The store apparently specializes in highly fragile and unstable *objets d'art* that precariously balanced on these shelves. There is a display of fine crystal figurines of the Archangel Michael with long wings and swords that extend well beyond the figures' center of gravity and into the narrow aisle.

In Chapter 2 of *Tally Ho*, the salesclerk is an aggressively freckled young woman who has just started the job today. Primrose Patterson sometimes visits this shop and has recently admire a peridot hairstick here. As a result, the Servant comes to Ye Olde Gifte Shoppe to buy the hairstick for her birthday. The Servant may have to compete against Colonel Firesnuff for the precious hairstick.

Among the shop's wares are saltwater taffy, stained glass vases, crystal bells with little jeweled clappers, and a needlepoint of a baby angel that says "GOD FLESS THIS HOME." The store has a glass counter with a velvet mat on it for examining wares.
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## Important articles

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Jonas Troyweight's All-Nite Clothier and Haberdasher

Jonas Troyweight's All-Nite Clothier and Haberdasher is extremely small and cramped. Despite its name, the store closes shortly before 8 P.M. Located in between a large china shop and an off-license (liquor store) in London, the store is packed with dirty clothes that have not been touched in many years. Jonas Troyweight opens this store following the success of Jonas Troyweight's House of Thrift in Woodland Centre. Jonas applies a "dickering penalty," whereby a customer who dickers (bargains) poorly must pay more than the original asking price.

## Wares

1. Jonas Troyweight's All-Nite Clothier and Haberdasher offers the following outfits:

* A dark, dashing, and mysterious magician's outfit embroidered with silver stars (40 readies). The outfit was formerly owned by the prestidigitator Ptolemy Sauvage, well-known for sleight-of-hand and escape artistry. It is elegant and a bit glamorous but not overstated and contains many hidden pockets.

* "The Majordomo," a unisex, aristocratic-looking number with rich brocade and fabric bejeweled with zircons and tourmalines (70 readies; price may be bargained down to 55 or 60 readies or raised to 75 readies with the dickering penalty). The outfit was worn only once by Lord and Lady Rivers at the performance of *King Richard II* at the Old Vic last season. It was designed by the same tailor who made "The Sultan." Fitzie immediately takes a liking to the Majordomo and may purchase it on behalf of the Jolly Good Person without their approval.

A form-fitting set of exercise clothing in maroon and chartreuse (40 readies; price may be bargained down to 35 readies). It is made of an experimental, perspiration-wicking, aerodynamic, five-way stretch, and inflammable material designed to be kinetically muscle-adapting sportswear. Fitzie thinks that it leaves too little to the imagination.

A black beret and black mock turtleneck befitting an intellectual (40 readies).
Four - A-Hunting We Will Go!

## General Info

This is a thorough walkthrough for the fourth chapter of Tally Ho. Click here to see specific romance guides and here to see achievement guides.

For the characters that have no fixed gender I have changed the pronouns to gender-neutral ones where applicable.

Some choices do not change any stats, and those will be referred to as 'empty choices'.

## Choices

* "Say something loving and sweet to them."
	+ if your soothing > 60
		- engagement++
	+ else
		- engagement--
* "Say that you are looking forward to spending some time with them. Be genial."
	+ if your persuade > 45 **or** your culture > 45
		- engagement+
	+ else
		- engagement-
* "Comment upon the weather," I murmur, knowing that Frankincense must surely desire a word of affection from Rory.
	+ if your soothing < 40
		- engagement--
	+ else
		- engagement++
* if love frank **or** love rory "Er…um…that is…" My mouth is suddenly very dry.
	+ engagement-
	+ rory-
	+ frank-

* "In public, sir/madam? It would be most shocking!" I say.
	+ if your culture > 35
		- engagement-
		- frank+
	+ else
		- engagement+
		- frank-
* "You have a bit of a cold and a sore throat, and don't wish to infect them," I murmur, knowing that this may irritate Frankincense.
	+ if your soothing > 65
		- engagement++
	+ else
		- engagement--
* "We should get along with the hunt, I think. There will be time for pleasantries later."
	+ if your persuade > 35
		- engagement-
	+ else
		- engagement+
* "Oh, go ahead, sir/madam," I whisper, knowing this may help to unite the two of them.
	+ if your persuade > 45
		- engagement++
	+ else
		- engagement+
* "You wish to prolong the delights of wedded bliss until the time is ripe," you say softly, thinking that you may be able to put Frankincense off with a pretty lie.
	+ if your skullduggery > 45
		- engagement+
	+ else
		- engagement-

go to scene: shriek
Scene: regina call

If you've met Regina before

* go to scene: recruitment

If you haven't met Regina before

* set know regina: true

* "I understand. Let us begin."
	+ soothing+
* "I demand to know what this is all about!"
	+ soothing-
* "Moray eel?"
	+ skullduggery+

* "All right, 'Dandelion' it is."
	+ codename: Dandelion
	+ soothing+
* "Actually, I prefer 'Shadowstealth.'"
	+ codename: Shadowstealth
	+ skullduggery+
* "How about, 'Savage Wendigo'"?
	+ codename: savage wendigo
	+ bold+
* "I think 'Cupcakes' would be a better pseudonym."
	+ codename: cupcakes
	+ soothing+
* "I'll make up my own [i]nom de guerre[/i], thank you."
	+ persuade+

* "Any polished servant has heard of that august society, although I don't have much hope of being admitted."
	+ culture++
	+ bold-
* "Yes. Secret societies are not particularly of interest to me. I prefer to live a quieter, less complex life."
	+ soothing++
	+ intellect-
* "Do you…have inside information about the Inner Circle? I'd like very much to hear—unless it is against the rules."
	+ persuade++
	+ skullduggery-
* "I assume this is related to Valentine's testing of me for the Inner Circle."
	+ aware val: true
	+ observe+
	+ suspicion val+
		- "Nothing. Never mind."
		- "A young woman/man gave me this letter of introduction from the Inner Circle today."
			* suspicion val++
		- "Did I say something wrong? I'm terribly confused."

* know invitation true

* "Yes. That is consistent with what Valentine told me."
	+ if aware val false
		- aware val true
		- observe+
		- suspicion val+
			* "Nothing. Never mind."
			* "A young woman/man gave me this letter of introduction from the Inner Circle today."
			* "Did I say something wrong? I'm terribly confused."
* "I understand perfectly."
	+ intellect++
	+ soothing+
* "You may as well call off the test as a great waste of time, as I'm certain to be voted in."
	+ bold++
	+ soothing-
* "Me? I am hardly the right person for such an august society!"
	+ bold-
	+ soothing++
* "I wonder to what extent a small cash gift would help to influence my evaluator."
	+ skullduggery++
	+ observe-

go to scene: leave regina
Public Enemy Number One

They are from America.

## Cakes and Ale

### Chapter 5

Dithers and Cokey (well-known book thieves, specialising in first-editions of Charles Dickens) will say that you've made a powerful enemy: their employer, Public Enemy Number One. This will occur if you fail to properly show Valentine how to be a thief, as this will result in them being caught by Inspector Ambrose.

### Chapter 6

If the opera thief – Weasley Thaddeus – is caught, he will also tell you that, as you have interfered, Public Enemy Number One has become your enemy.
Scene: wager

* know firesnuff true

* I dupe him into agreeing that the loser must do something embarrassing, instead of a cash wager.
	+ if your intellect > 35
		- firesnuff++
		- renown+
		- teapot wager true
		- go to scene: village
	+ else
		- firesnuff--
		- renown-
		- go to scene: village
* I try to calm him down.
	+ if your soothing > 35
		- firesnuff++
		- renown+
		- go to scene: village
	+ else
		- firesnuff--
		- renown-
		- go to scene: village
* I note that a small wager would be more civilized and socially acceptable.
	+ if your culture > 35
		- firesnuff++
		- renown+
		- restaurant wager true
		- go to scene: village
	+ else
		- firesnuff--
		- renown-
		- go to scene: village
Side Characters

## Tally Ho

* Aspris
* Aunt Thistle (mentioned)
* The Baker
* Beatrice "Scrubs" Scrubbers
* Bookbinder
* Carlington
* Caithness
* Chef Beauregard
* Deputy Hardcastle
* Dr. X
* Figs
* Fielding
* Guildmaster Hobart Piercey
* Herbert Primrose
* Hollis
* Inspector Ambrose
* Jabs McNab
* Joey Knuckles
* Jonas Troyweight
* Mauve
* Mr. and Mrs. Mudwasp
* Mr. and Mrs. Pennywhistle
* Professor Clarence Q. Hickory
* Sanchi-San, Galatea, and Orlando
* Seamus
* Shambles
* Snood
* Trina Wilhelmina
* Yasmina

## Cakes and Ale

* Arabella Filigree
* Aunt Lulu (mentioned)
* Aunt Matilda
* Barnaby
* Bart Chestnut
* Bellona "Loony" Hinkpotham
* Bootsie
* Buck Wallop
* Bunny Hampshire
* Carson "Carbuncles" Kitteridge
* Chef Beauregard (recurring)
* Chervil St. Clair
* Clever Clive
* Countess Cecilia Vile (mentioned)
* Dorothy Taylor (mentioned)
* Duddles
* Duke Weakling-arms
* Ernie Partridge
* Figs (recurring)
* Francis Feathers
* Freckled Colleen
* Gloves
* Guy Fox (mentioned)
* Harlow Broadstreet
* Hecuba McCracken
* Inspector Ambrose (recurring)
* Jasper and Murray, of Spud Nuggets
* Jill Bitterberry
* Johnny Buttons
* Jonas Troyweight (recurring)
* Juniper Popinjay
* Lady Werther
* Marmaduke
* Merle
* Millicent Chamberlain
* Mustardseed
* Myfanwy Annwyl
* Mr. Angler
* Mr. Verso
* Mrs. Lunch
* The Noblest Gas
* Paige
* Parsnip
* Pauldron
* Pellam
* Percival "Puddles" Hingham III
* Periwinkle Wigglesworth
* Pilcrow
* Pipsy Swell
* Polly
* Professor Dilton Drench
* Public Enemy Number One (mentioned)
* Ronnie
* Rowena Recto
* Shah
* Snodgrass (mentioned)
* Snood (recurring)
* Starling (mentioned)
* Stork Westmacott
* String-bean Sally
* "Thunder" Bailey Motte
* Toppers
* Tommy Tiptoes
* Tristram Greengrapes
* Uncle Chum
* Wayne
* William Theobald (Reverend)
Ernie Partridge

At the start of *Cakes and Ale*, Ernie Partridge is the president of the Noble Gases Club in London. He has been granted The Order of The Sterling Scrub Brush.

## Physical appearance

He is a bald and portly gentleman. In the first chapter, he is wearing a plaid suit with a chartreuse pocket square with a pink carnation adorning his lapel.

When he becomes angry, he turns from a light pink to scarlet, to something approaching a brick red. Additionally, the hair in his ears point out sideways in frustration.

## Personal objects

### Appointment book

It has his name on it written in attractive gilt lettering

### Beetroot and fermented scent

He reported having worn it and loved it, despite the complaints of those around him (which he believes to be false).

### Crystal punch bowl

It is large and fine with a grape and vine motif. It is a gift from Bitsy, who thought it might lend an air of class to the club.

### Typewriter

Ernie has been known to spend up to five minutes searching for a particular letter, even emerging from his office to claim that his typewriter is missing the "C" letter.

## Relationships

### Bitsy

She is his girlfriend. The Jolly Good Person is indirectly responsible for Ernie having met her, thanks to whatever scandal was chosen at the beginning of the game. However, there seems to be the general consensus that Ernie has lost his spark and has not been doing his best for the club ever since he fell in love with Bitsy. Once he has stepped down from his position as club president, he hopes his reduced responsibilities will allow him to propose to her.

### Vyvian Addington

Ernie is the reason why Vyv cleans brushes and mixes colors outside rather than in the washroom, as Ernie said that the paint thinners made him hallucinate and try to exit the washroom through the ceiling.

### Wife

In Chapter 6, Toppers may tell a story about the time Ernie tried to buy a cravat without Bitsy's express permission. Earlier versions of this game said "without his wife's expression permission"; this continuity error has been fixed.
Frankincense

* Fanart by Shyranno (f)
* Fanart by Shyranno (m)

Rory Wintermint (Spouse; Determinant)

Frankincense Cygnet-Signet is a main character and love interest for the Servant in *Tally Ho*. In *Tally Ho*, Frankincense is engaged to Rory Wintermint. In *Cakes and Ale*, the two may or may not be wed. Frankincense is a strict vegetarian and proponent of animal rights. Their favorite tree is the willow. Frankincense was twice voted "Most Serious" at school.

## Tally Ho

Frankincense is a vegetarian and is devoted to political activism and care for animals. Their family used to employ the Servant.

## Cakes and Ale

### Chapter 5

If Rory and Frankincense are married, Frankincense will appear if you choose the "lost your friends' money" scandal.

### Chapter 7

As a politician, Frankincense establishes a generous grant that makes possible The Order of The Most Conciliatory Olive Branch.

## Romance Guide

To romance Frankincense alone, show an interest in Frankincense's activism, meet them at the gazebo, and sabotage their engagement to Rory. To romance both Frankincense and Rory, you must instead support their engagement as well as romance Rory.
Jasper and Murray, of Spud Nuggets

Fanart by Shyranno

They are brothers and the co-proprietors of Spud Nuggets. They are the potential sponsors of the Noble Gases, and they hope that the members of the club will behave themselves in a manner that befits their product: "A bit spicy at times, but nourishing and wholesome. Good for the whole family, but also riding the edge of adventure and excitement."

## Physical appearance

In Chapter 8, they are both bow-tied and are wearing vests with broad vertical red and yellow stripes on them with buttons in the shape of potatoes. They both are bearing three huge straw baskets filled with potato crips.

Murray is short with wild salt-and-pepper hair, a corncob pipe, and a scratchy voice. Jasper is lean and wears rainbow suspenders under his vest.
Tristram Greengrapes

Fanart by Shyranno

He is a member of the Dormouse Society.

## Physical Appearance

* He has a mustache so thin and neat that it looks inked on with a fine-nibbed pen.
* In Chapter 3, he is wearing an expensive-looking morning suit and a rich green tie adorned with a pearl ornament.

## Relationships

### Gilberto Ordoñez

They used to be intimate until Tristram betrayed him with another. Pipsy notes that they had a 'messy tiff.'
Scene: where to

* "Waiter, can we have two drinks over here at once?"
	+ if your bold > 30
		- haze++
		- readies -1
	+ if your bold <= 30
		- haze+
		- readies -1
	+ if haze 2
		- go to scene: champagne theft
	+ else
		- go to scene: seasons
* "Just the conversation, if you please."
	+ haze-
	+ if haze 2
		- go to scene: champagne theft
	+ else
		- go to scene: seasons
* "How about the drinks, but no conversation?"
	+ haze++
	+ readies -1
	+ if haze 2
		- go to scene: champagne theft
	+ else
		- go to scene: refreshment
Guides

This is a list of guides for all the games in the Jolly Good universe. If you're here before playing the games for the first time, it's recommended to play them without any guides at least once, and coming back to use the guides afterwards. These guides are mostly meant for achievements or general guidelines if you want to go through specific routes, but are in no way supposed to reduce the fun of the gameplay. You shouldn't worry too much about using these guides to get a 'perfect' playthrough or anything of the sort. Just have fun!

## Tally Ho Guides

### General Guides

Chapter 1 - At Your Service

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

### Romance Guides

Romance - Rory

Romance - Frankincense

Romance - Rory and Frankincense

Romance - Valentine

Romance - Haze

### Achievement Guides

Hospitality

All Aboard!

Upgrade

Elite Upgrade

Alias Failure

Without Spilling a Drop

Bad at Trains

Jewel Theft

Dewy Brow

A Flessing in Disguise

A Superior Gift

Two Masks

A Well-Known Narrative Tool

Post-Hunt Refreshment

Dewier Brow

When I Was Green in Judgment

When I'm Calling You

I'm Spartacus

The Sultan

Made it through the Main Course

Valentine is Sacked!

The Banister

Poor Fielding

Dramatic Irony

Cat-Like Tread

Criminal Cartography

Sell Like It's 1935

Retrieve the Loot

In the Lair of Dr. X

Two Missions Successful

Handed Over

Lie to Her Face

The Talk

Without a Scratch

The Oak Leaf and the Roman Wall

The Gazebo

Tampering with Evidence

Friendship Bracelet

Shambles

Hard Labor

A Dirty Deal

On the Lam

Not Guilty

There When They Needed You

There They Remain

Bait for a Theft

Mopsie Matures

The Birds Choose You

Gila Monsters are Better than Yaks

Peacocks are Better than Yaks

A Journey to the East

Nearly a Dead Rower

The Miracle of Life

The Champion

A Racer of Great Renown

Light-Fingered Lou Captured at Last

The Pennywhistles Captured

A Little Teapot

An Unlikely Victory and a Profitable Wager

Figs and Mopsie

Married at Sea

Monte Carlo

A Rainy Morning

Hollywood

The Past Recaptured

Decadence and Delight

Breakfast in Bed

A Charming Living Arrangement

In the Service of the Inner Circle

A Thrilling Heist

Election Night

Dr. X

Service from a Distance

Fifi Buttercup

High Status

A New Family

A Return to Normalcy

A Rising Star

The Freedom to Choose

## Cakes and Ale Guides

### General Guides

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

### Romance Guides

Romance - Vyv

Romance - Gilberto

Romance - Tabby

Romance - Fitzie
Scene: destroy painting

* I out-and-out lie, saying that Aunt Primrose asked me to dispose of this painting.
	+ if your skullduggery > 40
		- invitation++
		- firesnuff+
		- go to scene: rory catch up
	+ else
		- invitation--
		- suspicion+
		- firesnuff-
		- go to scene: tell primrose
* I calmly tell him the truth.
	+ if your soothing > 40
		- invitation++
		- firesnuff+
		- go to scene: rory catch up
	+ else
		- invitation--
		- suspicion+
		- firesnuff-
		- go to scene: tell primrose
* I try to convince him that he is seeing things.
	+ if your persuade > 40
		- invitation++
		- firesnuff+
		- go to scene: rory catch up
	+ else
		- invitation--
		- suspicion+
		- firesnuff-
		- go to scene: tell primrose
Scene: book chat

* Volunteer to read the book myself and give Rory the highlights.
	+ time +1
	+ if your intellect > 30
		- renown+
		- rory+
		- you have written a crib sheet for Rory (cribsheet is true)
		- you have written a very good crib sheet for Rory (cribquality is 3)
		- go to scene: three options
	+ if your intellect > 25 (but <= 30)
		- rory+
		- renown+
			* Read through the whole thing.
				+ time +3
				+ you have written a crib sheet for Rory (cribsheet is true)
				+ you have written an outstanding crib sheet for Rory (cribquality is 3)
				+ go to scene: rory cook dinner
			* Read just a few more chapters.
				+ time +2
				+ you have written a crib sheet for Rory (cribsheet is true)
				+ you have written a decent crib sheet for Rory (cribquality is 2)
				+ go to scene: three options
			* It's time to start dinner.
				+ time +1
				+ you have written a crib sheet for Rory (cribsheet is true)
				+ you have written an unsatisfactory crib sheet for Rory (cribquality is 1)
				+ go to scene: three options
	+ else
		- Return to Rory and admit defeat.
			* time +1
			* skullduggery--
			* renown-
			* go to scene: three options
		- Wait several hours so that it seems like you've read the book, and then simply copy out some phrases from the book to look like you made an outline for Rory.
			* time +2
			* skullduggery+
			* you have written a crib sheet for Rory (cribsheet is true)
			* you have written a nonsensical crib sheet for Rory (waithours is true)
			* go to scene: rory cook dinner
		- Tell Rory that they will need to simply change the subject when Aunt Primrose is over to avoid discussing the book.
			* time +1
			* observe+
			* you have told Rory to change the subject when the book comes up (diversion is true)
			* go to scene: three options
* Aid Rory in bluffing their way through a discussion of the book.
	+ if your skullduggery > 30
		- you have decided to help Rory bluff about the book (bookbluff is true)
		- you gave Rory outstanding advice on bluffing (bluffquality is 3)
		- rory+
		- renown+
		- time +1
		- go to scene: three options
	+ if your skullduggery > 25 (but <=30)
		- time +1
		- you have decided to help Rory bluff about the book (bookbluff is true)
		- you gave Rory sufficient advice on bluffing (bluffquality is 2)
		- go to scene: three options
	+ else
		- time +1
		- you have decided to help Rory bluff about the book (bookbluff is true)
		- you gave Rory insufficient advice on bluffing (bluffquality is 1)
		- go to scene: three options
* Encourage Rory by saying that the book is surely within their capacity to read and understand.
	+ if your persuade > 30
		- rory++
		- Rory will impress Aunt Primrose by having read the book (encourage is true)
		- go to scene: three options
	+ else
		- rory-
		- tranquility-
		- go to scene: three options
Scene: first class

* first class: true
* readies -10
* know firesnuff: true

* Ignore it. What a lovely day it is outside.
	+ Get up and find another place to sit.
		- go to scene: jostle
	+ Continue to ignore it.
		- bold-
		- firesnuff+
		- if prof ok false
			* go to scene: argument in seat
		- if prof ok true
			* go to scene: firesnuff chat
	+ "Could you kindly stay in your own space?" I say, with some vigor.
		- firesnuff--
		- bold+
		- I laugh to try to defuse the situation.
			* if prof ok false
				+ go to scene: argument in seat
			* if prof ok true
				+ go to scene: firesnuff chat
		- I stand my ground.
			* firesnuff-
			* stand ground: true
			* go to scene: argument in seat
		- That's it. I get up and find another seat.
			* go to scene: jostle
* I push back on his knee with my right leg, casually, but assertively, to claim my space.
	+ go to scene: stretch
* "Oh, hello," I say. "Nice to meet you. I'm (name)."
	+ firesnuff+
	+ nice to meet you: true
	+ go to scene: argument in seat
Chez Petit Dejeuner

Chez Petit Dejeuner is a restaurant in London that serves breakfast. The restaurant is open by 7:30 A.M.

## Cakes and Ale

### Chapter 6

Chez Petit Dejeuner is the site of Fitzie's clandestine meeting with their secret admirer, later revealed to be Haze Vermillion. Per Haze's instructions, Fitzie comes alone at 8:30 A.M. and orders the large Eggs Benedict and a cup of iced hibiscus tea with two wedges of lemon. Haze paid for Fitzie's breakfast and left a card under their eggs saying, "You are as delightful as I hoped. I know what you did. And it was delightful. Sorry that I had to run. I'll be in touch. Much love, a mysterious friend."
Myfanwy Annwyl

Myfanwy Annwyl is a potential recruit for the Noble Gases, along with her friends Bunny, Carbuncles and Feathers. She can be first met in Chapter 4 at *Polytropos,* with her and her friends' successful recruitment dependent on player choices.

She is Welsh and likes flowers.

## Cakes and Ale

### Chapter 4

If the Jolly Good Person impresses her and her group of friends, she will join the Noble Gases.

### Chapter 5

She is reading the *Welcome to the Noble Gases Handbook*.