Ace Savvy: Legion of Evil Part 2

**Hey everyone, it's time for part 2 of the Legion of Evil saga.**

*[We cut to the Full House Gang driving the fog. Inside the van, High Card starts squinting.]*

**High Card:** Is it me or is this fog getting heavier?

**Eight of Spades:** Maybe the fog is just trying to match with my enigmatic tone.

**Joker:** Yeah, fogs are considered mist-erious! *[lLaughs]* Get it?

**Night of Clubs:** Well, this kind of fog makes it kinda hard to find anyone or anything.

**Wild Card Willy:** It’ll be like looking for a piece of hay in a needle stack.

**High Card:** Lisa, did you put a setting that turns on the fog lights?

**Card Counter:** I unfortunately did not.

**High Card:** Of course

*[All the other members complain about Lisa not adding fog lights.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** Lisa!

**Card Counter:** Hey! When I gave Vanzilla its upgrades, I only had the purpose of crime-fighting in mind!

*[Suddenly, the vanzilla hits something, causing High Card to hit the break and all of them to pause in shock.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Lori… what was that?

**High Card:** I-I don’t know.

*[The team gets out of the van and runs off to find what they hit. They scatter and look around different parts of the street. Just then, Strong Suit uses her shock clap and finds a white guy with a helmet, sunglasses, a tank top, gym shorts, elbow pads, knee pads, and tennis shoes. Next to him is a wrecked bike. ]*

**Strong Suit:** Oh no! *[The others ran over to Strong Suit’s direction]* We ran over a cyclist!

**Eleven of Hearts:** *[Guilty]* Poor guy. He had his whole life ahead of him.

**Eight of Spades:** I’m willing to make a funeral.

*[The Card Counter then puts her ear against the man’s chest.]*

**Card Counter:** Fear not, his heart is still beating.

**Ace Savvy:** Still, we should get him to a hospital.

*[High Card and Eleven of Hearts pick him up by the arms.]*

**High Card:** Okay, guys, let’s back to the van.

*[Just then, even more fog comes in.]*

**High Card:** Where’s the van?! We can see it!

**Queen of Diamonds:** Ugh! Stupid fog!

**Ace Savvy:** Don’t worry, I’m sure we'll get through this. What matters is getting this man to the hospital, so we’ll just have to walk.

**One-Eyed Jack:** Lincoln’s right, we can pull through.

**Queen of Diamonds:** I hope so, this fog is making my hair frizzy!

*[The team stride throught with some of them shining their flashlights from their phones. Strong Suit uses her shock clap to create a slightly seeable path for them.]*

**Night Club:** How long will it take to get to the hospital, dude?

**Ace Savvy:** I don’t know, but I’m sure we’ll make it.

*[Just then, a low growling sound echoes through the fog, causing the heroes to gasp.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** What was that?

**One-Eyed Jack:** Please tell me that was someone’s stomach.

**Royal Flush:** I didn’t feel my stomach growling, so it can’t be one of us.

**Ace Savvy:** Then where’s it coming from?

*[Suddenly, we see several people running and panicking, but some get dragged away in the fog.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Whoa! What’s going on?!

**Ace Savvy:** I don’t know, but we need to investigate.

**High Card:** What about the cyclist? We can’t put him in harm's way.

**Ace Savvy:** We’ll put him somewhere safe.

*[They then spot an empty car and put him inside before leaving the windows cracked.]*

**Card Counter:** Are you sure that leaving this individual unattended is a logical idea?

**Ace Savvy:** I’m sure we’ll stop whatever this thing is from attacking him or anyone.

*[The teams go forward and Strong Suit uses his shock clap to create a path again.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Okay, guys, this creature seems pretty dangerous and could be anything so keep your eyes peeled.

*[The gang then finds some cars with shattered windshields and scratches on the doors. The gang goes to one of the cars.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Man, this creature did a lot of damage. Maybe these damages will help us know what is.

**Card Counter:** Interesting suggesting, elder brother.

*[Card Counter pulls out his scanner and scans the scratches, causing it to start beeping.]*

**Card Counter:** My readings say that these claw marks belong to an Ursidae, street name: bear.

**Royal Flush:** Even I know that because claw marks are usually larger and deeper than those made by smaller animals.

**One-Eyed Jack:** So that’s what we’re dealing with, a lost, confused, and hungry bear.

**Card Counter:** Hold your proverbial horses, Clyde. We still haven’t analyzed the possible DNA left behind from the shattered windshields.

**Ace Savvy:** I’ll get some shards.

**One-Eyed Jack:** Be careful, Lincoln, you could cut yourself.

**Ace Savvy:** Don’t worry, I will.

*[He gathers one shard at a time and places them on the ground. Card Counter scans them and the scanner beeps again, but Card Counter becomes confused.]*

**Card Counter:** What in the name of Einstein? My scanner is now detecting Taxidea taxus DNA in the small droplets of saliva.

**Eleven of Hearts:** Taxi What?

**Card Counter:** Street name: Badger.

**One-Eyed Jack:** Then it’s a badger.

**Card Counter:** You can’t be sure of that either, Clyde.

**Ace Savvy:** What we do know is that it mauled and ate someone from this car? Why else would there be saliva on the windshield?

**Card Counter:** And given the results we got from this vehicle, the same should be true for other ones.

*[Eight of Spades look throughout the street, and finds a trail of blood.]*

**Eight of Spades:** Look, guys, I found some blood on the ground.

*[The others come over.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Eerie! But it’s important to solve this mystery, so let’s follow it. Maybe it’ll lead to the creature’s possible location.

*[The gang follow the blood trail until it ends and they stumble upon locks of hair.]*

**Ace Savvy:** That may be the end of trails, but here’s another clue. *[Picks up the hair]* Do your thing, Lisa.

*[Card Counter scans the hair and the scanner beeps again, she looks at the scanner and becomes even more confused.]*

**Card Counter:** It’s now saying there’s wolf DNA, what is the meaning of this?

**Ace Savvy:** It really is confusing.

**Royal Flush:** Yeah, which is it? A bear, a badger, or a wolf? It could be all three, but we can’t count on that.

**Eleven of Hearts:** Well, since it has different parts of each animal, mayb it’s -

*[Before she could finish her sentence, out from the fog is an ominous clawed hand grabs Eleven of Hearts by leg and starts dragging her away.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** AAH! IT'S GOT ME! IT'S GOT ME!

**Ace Savvy:** Eleven of Hearts!

*[Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Strong Suit, High Card grabs Eleven of Hearts by the arm. Queen of Diamond constructs a diamond chain and wraps it around High Card’s waist, and the rest of members pull on the chain .They all tug back and forth, the heroes strain.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Keep pulling, guys!

**High Card:** C’mon, Strong Suit! Pull harder!

**Strong Suit:** I can’t pull too hard! I might dislocate her arm!

**One-Eyed Jack** Ugh! It’s too strong!

**Ace Savvy:** Somebody do something!

**Card Counter and Wild Card Willy:** We got it!

*[The two of them let out of the chain and fire their lasers guns and revolver at the hand, causing the creature to roar in pain and scamper back into the fog.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Phew! That was close.

**Eleven of Hearts:** *[Holds her leg]* Ow! My leg is bleeding!

**High Card:** Don’t worry, Leni, when we take the cyclist to hospital, we’ll ask for a couple of bandages.

**Ace Savvy:** C’mon, guys! That creature’s getting away!

*[Eleven of Hearts get up and they all chase after it. We see the silhouette of the creature jump from car to car, and the Full House Gang run past them.]*

**Ace Savvy:** You can’t get away from us that easily!

**Strong Suit:** We’re coming to get you, freak!

*[Suddenly, a gunshot is heard, causing the gang to be startled.]*

**Wild Card Willy:** Wha the?!

*[There’s another shotoff and Ace Savvy dodges as it hits the ground.]*

**Night of Hearts:** Where are those shots coming from?

**Ace Savvy:** *[Looks up]* Look! Up there!

*[The gang looks up to see a silhouette on top of the building.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Who’s that?

**Ace Savvy:** I don’t know, but maybe he’s the one that’s firing on us.

**One-Eyed Jack:** I guess that makes sense.

**Ace Savvy:** Then we need to get up there.

**Royal Flush:** But what about the creature?

**Ace Savvy:** We can’t go after it with the gunman in the picture. We can’t risk any of us getting shot down.

**One-Eyed Jack:** Lincoln does have a point.

**High Card:** Yeah, I agree.

**Ace Savvy:** C’mon, guys!

*[The gang rushes to the buildings and climbs up the fire escape. However, the silhouette of the creature scurries toward the building and then in slow motion and with a roar, it jumps in the air, revealing itself to be a brown furry humanoid creature with yellow eyes, a snout of a badger, long claws of grizzly bear on its fingers, and the tail of a wolf. One-Eyed Jack looks in horror.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Ace Savvy, look out!

**Ace Savvy:** Huh? *[Looks to see the creature]* AAH!

*[The creature pounces on Ace and knocks him off the fire escape.]*

**Royal Flush:** What is that thing?!

*[The gang quickly climbs down the fire escape. Cut to Ace Savvy holding it back by the neck as iit tries scratching him with his claws.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** *[Offscreen]* Hey! Get off him!

*[We pan over to the team running at the creature and One-Eyed Jack fires some poker chips at the creature. The creature lunges at the gang, but each of them is able to get a few hits in. One-Eyed Jack tries to punch him, but the creature kicks him away with both feet; High Card tries hititng it again with staff and her bolas, but the creature backhands her. Eleven of Hearts tries whipping it with her sash, but it dodges and snatches it with his mouth, then pulls her over to him and hits her with an upper swipe, knocking back.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** *[offscreen]* Diamond chains!

*[Queen of Diamonds forges them and wraps them around its head and arm, then pulls it. Strong Suit jumps and kicks him in the face. Joker starts it with her hammer, Card Counter and Wild Card Willy fire their lasers guns and revolver, Royal Flush hits it with monkey wrench, Eight of Spades hits it with his shovel, and Ace Savvy starts throwing his cards at it. However, the creature starts backhanding each of them before it flips Queen of Diamonds over to the ground with her chains. High Card gets up and rushes at it.]*

**High Card:** Take this!

*[High Card starts hitting it with her staff, but then the creature kicks her away, causing to crash into a car. The creature raises its claw.]*

**Strong Suit:** *[offscreen]* Oh no, you don’t!

*[Strong Suit jumps in and punches him in the face. Once the creature was on the ground, Strong Suit started punching it several times in the face.]*

**Strong Suit:** You’re done, fur ball! Your hairy reign of terror is over!

*[Before she could throw one more punch, the lighting strikes her, making her scream in pain, and she then falls unconscious.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Strong Suit!

*[Just then, the figure that was on the buildings with a strong wind current, revealing himself to be the Forecaster. The others become shocked.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Forecaster!

**One-Eyed Jack:** You’re the one behind this fog!

**Forecaster:** That’s right, the power is at my fingertips and I can simultaneously control the weather in any location as I please. With my maginicient abilities, I’ll make you beg for mercy!

**Ace Savvy:** That’s what you think!

*[The gang proceeds to charge at him, but the Forecaster summons some snowballs and throws them at the Full House Gang, blinding them.]*

**Forecaster:** Attack, my pet!

*[The creature charges at them and proceeds to kick, scratch, and punch each of them. The heroes try to bombard the creature with each of their weapons, but the creature shakes it and backhands each of them. The gang slowly gets back on their feet due to their injuries.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Who or what is this thing?

**Forecaster:** I’m glad you ask, his name is Feralla.

\*\*\*

*[We cut to a flashback where a boy is running through the forest, and the Forecaster narrates.]*

**Forecaster:** He was once a boy that was lost in the woods. He had a special type of blood.

*[Cut to a still image of the boy as a baby being held by his mother and we see the doctor be surprised by the results that are written on paper.]*

**Forecaster:** He was born with mutated DNA that gave him a type of blood that, if stained, would give him the trait and features of any organism.

*[Cut back to the boy running, but then he trips over a log and lands in the mud.]*

**Forecaster:** In a sudden twist of fate, he was surrounded by the forest’s fiercest creatures.

*[A bear, a badger, and a wolf slowly walk up to the boy. He tries defending himself by throwing rocks at them, but that makes them angry, prompting the creatures to lunge at him and start mauling him. After they finish, we see an x-ray that shows the saliva of each animal making its way to the boy’s bloodstream. Suddenly, his clothes start ripping, growing his hair, badger nose, bear claws, and fox tail, transforming him into Feralla.]*

**Forecaster:** Little did he know, the encounter with the creatures would forever change him. The fusion of his mutated blood with the fluid of the forest's wildlife turned him into the most dangerous and ferocious creature with an insatiable hunger.

*[He starts fiercely mauling the creatures that attacked him, causing them to run for their lives. Cut to a scene in the camp where other campers notice Feralla's presence in the bushes. Some are fascinated, while others are leery. ]*

**Forecaster:** Back at the camp, there was curiosity and fear as Feralla's existence became known.

*[One of the campers starts poking him with a stick.]*

**Forecaster:** When provoked by a fellow camper, the fragile symmetry was disrupted.

*[Feralla, having had enough with the provocation, succumbs to his primal instincts. His eyes narrow, and with a sudden burst of aggression, he bites the camper who taunted him on the arm. The great taste of human flesh sends shivers down his spine, further fueling the burning desires within him. The campers run away as Ferlla leaps out of the bushes before roaring and howling to the sky while the camera pans up to the moon.]*

**Forecaster:** The taste of both human and animal flesh became an unbeatable fixation, a driving force that consumed him. The boy that was Feralla was gone and was forever on a pathway of darkness, where the line between predator and prey was heavily blurred.

\*\*\*

*[We cut back to the Forecaster next to a snarling Feralla.]*

**Forecaster:** I was able to tame him by giving him meat. *[Pull out a steak]* Observe.

*[He tosses the steak to Feralla and he leaps to catch it before aggressively eating it.]*

**Forecaster:** Clearly my pet is too vicious for you, so you might as well give up now.

**Ace Savvy:** We don’t care how viscous he is, we’ll never surrender!

**Forecaster:** So be it, Feralla! Attack!

*[Feralla gets on all fours and bounds at the gang. The gang scatters as Feralla delivers a double hammerfist to the ground. All the members charge, One-Eyed Jack lands the first punch, Ace Savvy follows it up with a flying kick, and High Card throws some explosive disc, and Feralla is driven backwards a far distance. Eleven of Hearts wraps his legs with sash and tries pulling him to break his leg, but the Forecaster blows the Eleven of Hearts away with some wind, allowing Feralla to get free. Queen of Diamonds jumps in and tries stabbing him with a knife, but he punches her away. The Royal Flush charges at him with her monkey wrench, but as she swings it, he bites on the wrench and uses it as leverage to fling Royal Flush across the street and into a building wall. Night Club, flying on her jetpack, comes in with a punch, but he jumps over her and stomps her into the ground. Night of Hearts runs in and tries delivering a kick, but he grabs her legs before throwing her into a car.]*

**Night of Hearts:** *[agonized]* Dang it.

*[Card Counter throws some numbers at Feralla and types on her calculator, causing him to get shocked and screech in pain. Wild Card Willy then starts shooting at him with his rubber bullet.]*

**Wild Card Willy:** Take that, you stupid varmint!

*[Deuce joins in and throws some diaper bombs. As he stumbles backward while being assaulted, Joker and Eight of Spades charge in and start hitting him with their hammer and shovel. We cut to the Forecaster materializing clouds around him.]*

**Forecaster:** They’re devastating my pet, I need assistance him,

*[He forms two fists with the clouds and launches them at the gang.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Incoming!

*[Each of the cloud fists hit Joker, Eight of Spade, Wild Card Willy, and Card Counter, knocking them away. Ace Savvy, High Card, Deuce, and One-Eyed Jack dodge the attacks. However, Strong Suit, Eight of Spade, Night Club, Queen of Diamonds, Night of Hearts, Royal Flush, Eleven of Hearts, Joker, and Wild Card Willy regain their bearings. They meet up with the others.]*

**High Card:** Thanks gosh, you guys are alright.

**Royal Flush:** Yeah and we still have plenty of fight in us.

**Night of Hearts:** Nothing can keep us down!

**Strong Suit:** You got that right!

*[Suddenly, Feralla comes charging at the group, making them startled.]*

**Strong Suit:** You guys take care of that weather freak, I’ll take care of this fur creep!

**Ace Savvy:** Good idea!

*[The others run to deal with the Forecaster while Strong Suit strikes a fighting pose, and she and the creature start grappling each other. We cut to the Forecaster firing lighting and hail.]*

**Forecaster:** DIE! DIE!

*[However, the gang swiftly dodges the attacks, and then Ace Savvy fires his grappling gun at the Forecaster’s shoulder and he gets over to him to deliver a punch that knocks him to the ground. High Card lunges in and hits him with precise strikes with her staff. Eleven of Hearts lassos his waist and slams him to the ground.]*

**Forecaster:** You brat! *[Raises his hand and lightning starts crackling]*

*[Just then, Night Club and Night of Heart blasts him with sound waves.]*

**Night Club:** We rocked you like a hurricane!

**Night of Hearts:** Yeah! *[They fistbump]*

*[Forecaster gets up and is hit in the face with Joker’s hammer. Royal Flush throws her monkey wrench at him. The Forecaster uses two hurricanes to propel him in the air, but Queen of Diamonds jumps in and smacks him with a diamond mace, knocking him to the ground. Card Counter shoots him with her laser guns, Deuce throws a diaper bomb, and Wild Card Willy wraps his wrist with his whip before throwing him through the air. One-Eyed Jack jumps and shoots him with some flash bang chips., knocking him to the ground We cut to Strong Suit and Feralla exchanging punches and swipes, then she delivers a roundhouse kick to his face.]*

**Strong Suit:** In your face!

*[Feralla growls and jumps in for a pounce, but Strong Suit delivers an insanely strong uppercut. She then delivers a fast barrage of punches.]*

**Strong Suit:** Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch! *[Pulls back her fist]* PUNCH! *[Delivers a strong punch to his face]*

*[Feralla is sent flying and crashes into a building. Cut to Strong Suit delivers a thumbs up.]*

**Strong Suit:** Booyah!

*[The entire Full House Gang surrounds the Forecaster.]*

**Ace Savvy:** It’s over, Forecaster! Give up!

**Forecaster:** Never!

*[The Forecaster launches them away with a wind spiral. He floats back into the air and fires some lighting, but the heroes dodge. He then delivers a thunderclap and moves them a good distance. The heroes charge back at the Forecaster, but he freezes part of the road to make them slip. However, they are able to crawl off the ice. Each of the heroes are able to attack him, but the Forecaster rains more hail, but they’re able to dodge the shards.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** That’s it! I had enough with this weather warlock!

*[Queen of Diamonds rushes over to the Forecaster and tackles him to the ground.]*

**Forecaster:** Hey! What are you doing?!

**Queen of Diamonds:** Diamond Dome!

*[She builds a medium dome around both of them.]*

**Forecaster:** No! It’s too closed in! I can’t focus! I’m losing control!

*[Suddenly, the fog starts dissipating all over Royal Woods, much to the relief of the gang and the other citizens.]*

**Forecaster:** You insignificant little brat! I’ll destroy you if it’s the last thing I’ll-

*[Queen of Diamonds punches him in the face before he could finish his sentence, knocking him out. She deconstructs her dome and the other members come over to her.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Good job, Lola! How did you know he was claustrophobic?

**Queen of Diamonds:** He was claustrophobic? I just did that out of desperation and annoyance. I thought an enclosed space would be a good measure. I’ll use that again next time since I know he’s claustrophobic.

**Eleven of Hearts:** What does being afraid of Santa Claus have to do with an enclosed space?

*[The other members facepalm.]*

**High Card:** Leni, that’s not what it means.

*[We cut to Madame Roulette and the Blocker pushing the mercado van out of the snow.]*

**Madame Roulette:** Come on, Bobby! Put your back into it!

**Blocker:** I’m trying!

*[Just then, it stops snowing and all the snow on the ground melts.]*

**Madame Roulette:** Huh, that’s weird.

**The Blocker:** Really weird, maybe the Legion of Evil has something to do with this snow. Maybe they’re trying to slow us down.

**Madame Roulette:** That makes sense, Royal Woods is full of freaks. I’m sure they’ll explain more about this when we get there.

*[They get back in the mercado van and get back to driving.]*

\*\*\*

*[We go back to the Legion of Evil’s hideout where Chandler is watching a news report of the Forecaster and Feralla getting taken into custody. He then slams his fists on the keyboard in anger.]*

**Chandler:** Dang it I lost more of my best men!

**Death Reaper:** Who else can we send?

**???:** What about… ME?!

*[We pan over to a man with a brown mask on his face and white leotard with multi-colored shapes, who presumably walked in.]*

**???:** Dun dun DUN!

*[The other members give him a puzzled and unimpressed look.]*

**The Mechanic:** And who might you be?

**???:** I am Jonathan Abner A.K.A. Shapeman! The Pentagon Pilferer! The Crescent Crook! The Rectangle Wrecker!

*[Shapeman poses while holding a triangle and square. He throws them, but they travel a small distance and land flat on the ground.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** Is this some kind of joke?

**Lady KillStrike:** Yeah, look at him!

**Death Reaper:** He’s not nearly as intimidating or proficient as the others.

**Spray Master:** He’s more like a hexagonal hack.

**High Roller:** Yeah, have you ever seen such a sorry excuse for a villain?

**Shapeman:** Well, I guarantee you that I’ll be the best I can be, and make you proud! I won’t let you!

**Chandler:** I’ll give you this, I like how you're dead-set on this and I appreciate your commitment.

**Shapeman:** Yes**!** I knew I would impress someone!

**Chandler:** So, I say we give him a chance.

**Death Reaper:** Seriously?

**Chandler:** It’s only fair.

**Shapeman:** I promise you won’t regret this!

*[He runs out of the hideout.]*

**Death Reaper:** I highly doubt that.

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the Full House Gang at the hospital where they’re talking to a doctor next to the cyclist’s room.]*

**The Doctor:** He has a couple of broken bones, but he should be fine in about a couple weeks.

**Ace Savvy:** Thank goodness for that. We’ll be sure to send in some flowers and chocolate. If he doesn’t have any insurance, we’ll happily pay for the bill.

**Eleven of Hearts:** Oh, and thanks for the bandages for my leg, doc.

**Doctor:** It’s no problem.

*[The gang walks and then we cut to outside where Shapeman looks around and then sees the Full House Gang’ going into their van.]*

**Shapeman:** There they are! I knew I would find them!

*[He starts running over to the van.]*

**Shapeman:** Prepare to meet your-

*[However, they drive off right past him before he finishes his sentence. He then turns around and chases.]*

**Shapeman:** Hey! Wait! Full House Gang!

*[Inside the van, High Card checks the rear-view mirror and sees Shapeman chasing them.]*

**Shapeman:** Full House Gang! Stop! Wait up!

**Ace Savvy:** Lori, I think this clown needs our help or something.

**High Card:** Fine, we’ll stop.

*[They stop and come out of the van. Shapeman stops, slumps over, and starts panting.]*

**Shapeman:** Hang on… I just need to catch my breath.

*[He then inhales and exhales before standing up and clearing his throat.]*

**Shapeman:** I’m good.

**One-Eyed Jack:** So, what’s your problem?

**Shapeman:** Actually, I’m YOUR problem!

**Ace Savvy:** Huh?

**Shapeman:** You see, you’ve faced many threatening villains and seen criminals that look more vicious than the last. Heck maybe even more vicious than the ones that’ll come later….

**High Card:** Get to the point, please.

**Shapeman:** Oh, okay. I am Shapeman! The Rhombus Robber! Trapezoid Trickster! The Hexagonal Hooligan! I’ve come here to make you wet your pants! Cry for your mommies! And make you beg for mercy! For I am the fiercest enemy you’ll ever face!

*[He strikes a pose. There is a long pause before the gang bursts out laughing, causing Shapeman to frown.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** *[While laughing] That’s* a good one, man! You really had us going there!

**Ace Savvy:** I gotta hand it to you, that’s one of the best jokes I’ve heard in a long time! If this whole villain thing doesn’t work out, you can totally become a comedian! You’re hilarious! You call yourself Shapeman and expect people to take you seriously?! Talk about committed to a bit! Bravo, sir! BRAVO!

**One-Eyed Jack:***[While laughing]* My stomach! I can’t breathe!

**Shapeman:** No! No! I’m truly threatening! I’m here to strike fear in the hearts of many! I can throw shapes like it’s nobody’s business!

*[The gang stops laughing.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Wait, you can throw shapes?

**Shapeman:** Yeah, that’s right!

*[There’s another pause before the gang starts laughing again even harder.]*

**Ace Savvy:** *[While laughing]* It’s freaking ridiculous! Were you a rejected children’s show character?! Is that your origin?!

**High Card:** *[While laughing]* So dumb!

**Strong Suit:** *[While laughing]* So pathetic!

**Shapeman:** *[Growls]* I am meant to be taken seriously! I’m a force to be reckoned with!

**Joker:** Seriously, you’re dragging this joke out. Even I know not to milk a joke.

**Strong Suit:** Even if you’re not joking, you're not doing yourself any favors. No one’s gonna be terrified of you because of your costume. It looks ridiculous!

**Shapeman:** What?! Is it because my costume is colorful?! Your costumes are colorful and so are the other villains in this town!

**Ace Savvy:** Well, at least our heroes have depth and personality.

**High Card:** While your costume is generic and barely has any personality.

**Eleven of Hearts:** Yeah, speaking as a fashionista, your costume is way too basic.

**Queen of Diamonds:** I agree!

**Royal Flush:** Even though I’m not that into fashion, I think your costume is boring.

**Eight of Spades:** Me too.

**Night of Hearts:** Me three!

**Night Club:** Me four!

**Wild Card Willy:** Me five!

**Deuce:** Ya!

**Card Counter:** I firmly agree, the chances of you invoking fear and intimidation are gradually low.

**Shapeman:** You won’t be saying that once I kick all your butts!

*[He strikes a fighting pose, the Full House Gang follow suit.]*

**Strong Suit:** We'd be delighted to see you try!

*[The gang charges at Shapeman, prompting him to point both of his fisted arms at them and fires some shapes, but the gang dodges. They look to see them through the pavement.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Holy acid, Ace!

**Ace Savvy:** It’s like magma from the earth’s core!

**Card Counter:** Probably even more powerful!

**Shapeman:** Haha! I hear it now! I hear the fear in your voices!

**Ace Savvy:** That wasn’t fear! That was from being surprised!

**High Card:** There’s a huge difference, you octagonal idiot!

*[The gang and Shapeman start punching and kicking each other. Shapeman tries to throw another punch, but Strong Suit quickly grabs his wrist and makes him punch himself.]*

**Strong Suit:** Ha! Take that!

*[Eleven of Hearts lassos his wrist and pulls him over to her before delivering a kick.]*

**Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack:** C’mon!

*[The duo delivers two punches, causing him to stumble backward. He then makes a run for it and the gang chases after him. They run several blocks. He fires more corrosive shapes at them, but each of the members dodge. Wild Card Willy shoots at him with revolver, but he dodges as well]*

**Shapeman:** You’ll never catch me!

**Joker:** Well, I already *hatched* a plan!

*[She pulls her rubber chicken egg launcher and shoots some eggs on the ground; he slips on them and crashes through the wall of the warehouse. The gang gets inside the warehouse.]*

**Strong Suit:** Looks like you’re cornered, buddy!

**Shapeman:** Not for long! Power Switch!

*[His shapes on his suit start glowing and he manifests an acute triangle and rectangle.]*

**Shapeman:** Time to kick it up a notch!

*[He connects them together to create an arrow.]*

**Ace Savvy:** What the heck?!

*[Shapeman flings it as if he was throwing a harpoon, the gang quickly dodges it.]*

**Shapeman:** *[Evilly laughs]* How do you like me now?!

*[He constructs circle and decagram then connects them together. The decagram on the circle starts spinning and making the same noise as a buzzsaw. He then throws the combined shape at the gang. The heroes dodge and they each attack him. Shapeman dodge some of their attacks, and throws another arrow, and it pins Eleven of Hearts by her dress and to the wall.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** A little help here!

**Shapeman:** You’ll never defeat me! I am Shapeman! The Parallel Pariah! The Square Scoundrel! The-*[Gets punched in the face by Strong Suit]*

**Strong Suit:** Will you shut up?!

*[High Card goes over to remove the arrow from Eleven of Hearts’ dress, and they get back into the fight. Strong Suit delivers a few punches, knocking him backward, but Shapeman does successfully punch Eleven of Hearts and Joker after they attempt to attack him. However, Night Club and Night of Hearts blast him with a sound wave. Ace Savvy and High Card deliver to his side and head; One-Eyed Jack shoots him with his poker chip blaster; Wild Card Willy shoots him with his revolver; Eight of Spades tries hitting him with her shovel, but he kicks her away. Queen of Diamonds and Royal Flush come into the fray and hit him with a diamond mace and monkey wrench respectively. Card Counter throws electric numbers and Deuce throws some diaper bombs. However, he shakes it off.]*

**Shapeman:** Time to bring down the hammer!

*[He summons a skinny cylinder and wide cylinder to construct a mallet. He jumps forward and attempts to smash the Full House Gang, but they quickly disperse. He runs over to them to smash them again, but Joker intervenes and blocks the attack with the handle of her hammer.]*

**Joker:** I should say, your failure is *smashing* in my opinion!

**Shapeman:** Ugh! And people say I’m a clown!

*[The two clash their hammers repeatedly until Joker finally manages to get some hits in, but Shapeman counters by swinging his hammer at her. Joker then dodges the last hit and runs to hit Shapeman back and forth and delivers an upper swing to launch the villain to the back of the warehouse. However, he gets up and runs back at Joker. She charges and tries swinging her hammer at Shapeman, who dodges and counters the blows that cause damage to the wall. They continue exchanging blows with each other until Ace Savvy throws some cards at Shapeman’s head.]*

**Shapeman:** Ow! Hey!

*[Joker knocks him away with her hammer.]*

**Joker:** Thanks for the distraction, Ace! You really *decked* *him*! *[laughs]*

*[Shapeman gets up and tries to retaliate with another swing from his mallet, but Eight of Spades throws some smoke bomb, blinding him.]*

**Shapeman:** *[Coughs]* I can’t see!

*[Joker uses this opportunity to deliver a hard blow to his head and knock the hammer out of his hands, then she smashes it to pieces. The cloud then clears.]*

**Joker:** Looks like I *hammered* our way to the top!

**Ace Savvy:** Time to give up, Shapeman!

**Shapeman:** Never!

*[He then throws a circle, it flies right past Ace Savvy, and it hits the wall.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Haha! You missed me!

**Shapeman:** I wasn’t aiming at you!

*[He runs over to Ace and kicks him into the circle.]*

**The other members:** Ace!

**Shapeman:** *[Cackles]* You like my ability?! It can use my circles as portals!

*[He throws another circle and Ace Savvy falls out of it.]*

**Shapeman:** Now for the coup de grace!

*[He shoots some 3-D cones, positioning them like spikes.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Oh no! He’ll be skewered like a marshmallow!

**Strong Suit and Eleven of Hearts:** Not if we can help it!

*[They both charge at Shapeman; Strong Suit hits him with a jump kick and Eleven of Hearts lassos each cone and pulls each of them away, allowing Ace Savvy to land safely.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Thanks, you two!

**Shapeman:** Don’t get too excited, kiddos! I’m just getting started!

*[He fires several more circle portals in different directions. Some float and some stick to the wall.]*

**Ace Savvy:** This is ridiculous! Get him!

*[They charge at Shapeman, but he sticks his fist through the portal and hits Ace in the face.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Ow! What the-?!

**Shapeman:** Who’s the joke now, huh?! Who’s the joke now?!

*[The gang tries to attack him, but Shapeman delivers a flurry of hole-punches and kicks, knocking them all over the room. The gang fell back on the ground.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Okay, forget close-range. Let’s go long-range.

*[Ace Savvy throws some cards at Shapeman, but he throws another circle portal, and the cards fly in.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Dang it!

*[The cards fly out of another portal and hit Ace in the head.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Ow! Double Dang it!

*[Wild Card Willy fires some rubber, High Card throws some ammunition discs, Card Counter fires her laser guns, Joker shoots some pies with her pie launcher, Queen of Diamond throws some diamond spears, and Eleven of Hearts throws some heart bombs. However, Shapeman dodges all of the attacks and they fly into the portals. The attacks hit the heroes who attacked.]*

**Strong Suit:** That’s it! We’re going back to close-range!

*[Strong Suit runs at Shapeman and tries delivering a fast barrage of punches, but Shapeman puts a circle portal on his chest and her fists get stuck, behind her, her fists start punching her on the back of her head.]*

**Shapeman:** Why are you hitting yourself?! Why are you hitting yourself?! Why are you hitting yourself?! Why are you hitting yourself?! Why are you hitting yourself?!

*[She gets her hands out of the portal and tries to punch Shapeman, but he lunges out of the way. Queen Diamond lunges as well with her diamond flail and tries swinging at him, but Shapeman throws another circle portal and her arm goes through and it comes out another portal, causing the flail to hit her in the stomach. She falls on the ground. Cut to Royal Flush running at Shapeman with her monkey wrench.]*

**Royal Flush:** I’ll show you what for!

*[She tries hitting, but he makes another circle, and her wrench hits her from another circle portal. Cut to One-Eyed Jack charging at Shapeman with a flying kick.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** HIYAAH!

*[However, his foot goes through the portal, and it comes out of a portal on the floor, then it hits him in the groin. One Eyed Jack closes his mouth and makes a muffled scream before shedding a single tear.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Does anyone have an ice pack?

*[One Eyed Jack falls to the floor and holds his groin in pain. Eight of Spades come over and pat him on the head.]*

**Eight of Spades:** Don’t worry, the grueling pain you’ve suffered will heal soon enough.

*[She throws a smoke bomb at Shapeman, but he throws another circle and the bomb flies right through. It comes out of another portal and it goes off, causing smoke to get everywhere.]*

**Shapeman:** I have them on the ropes now!

*[The smoke then finally clears, and we then see the Full House Gang.]*

**Card Counter:** With these portals operational, he can practically anticipate and counter our assaults.

**Ace Savvy:** But what if we turn the tables?

**Card Counter:** I think I’m beginning to see what you mean.

*[Shapeman starts punching and kicking from multiple portals, the gang swiftly dodges the attack. Just then,.one of his fists goes into another portal and he gets hit in the face from another portal, making him dazed. The portals disappear and each of the members hit him in the face. The gang charges at him again.]*

**Shapeman:** Oh, now you’re gonna get it! Power Switch!

*[His shapes on his suit start glowing and he starts firing dozens of red octagons and the heroes jump and flip out of the way.]*

**Shapeman:** I’m glad you’re this game of Red Light, Green Light, Full House Gang! But you’ve too much time under the green light, soon the red light will shine bright on you!

*[Just then, the octagons hit all the members except High Card, causing them to freeze in place.]*

**High Card:** Guys!

**Ace Savvy:** We…. we can’t move.

**Shapeman:** Perfect! *[Pulls a small cube]* Catch! *[Throws it]*

*[The cube rolls over and unfolds then it gets bigger.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** It’s a trap!

**One-Eyed Jack:** Lori! Help!

**High Card:** I’m coming!

*[She runs to push them off the shape, but she’s too late as the unfolded cube gets bigger and folds back into a cube. The cube gets small again and it makes the members inside small as well. The members inside disappear, causing High Card to gasp in shock. Shapeman walks over to the cube and picks it up while deviously smiling.]*

**Shapeman:** Thirteen down, one to go.

**High Card:** Where are they?! Where did you put them?! TELL ME NOW!

**Shapeman:** I sent them to the third dimension where they’ll most likely starve to death, but I’ll give you a chance. If you do, I’ll let them go and we’ll all walk away and forget this whole thing.

**High Card:** Over my dead body! I’ll force you to let them go!

*[High Card runs to tackle him, but he makes a circle portal behind and jumps backwards into it. A circle portal appears on the ceiling and out comes more portals.]*

**High Card:** He’s really crafty.

*[Just then, High Card gets hit by several punches and kicks from portals in different directions. She tries grappling up to the ceiling, but a punch from a portal knocks back on the floor.]*

**High Card:** Stop this and face me like a man!

**Shapeman:** *[From inside the portals]* I’ll fight you how I want!

*[Shapeman then dives from portal to portal while spreading corrosive shapes all over the room; High Card quickly dodges a few of them, but a triangle lands on her knee and burns her.]*

**High Card:** Yowch

*[High Card winces and holds her legs and hops on one foot, but then a parallelogram lands on her shoulder and burns her.]*

**High Card:** AAH! Dang it!

*[She falls to the floor and holds her shoulder in pain.]*

**High Card:** At least It’s not a deep wound, it can easily be treated with some rubbing alcohol and bandages.

*[Just then, Shapeman unleashes some solid and sharp stars and decagrams from several portals, but High Card is able to dodge and deflect some of them with her staff. However, a star and a decagram pierce her foot and back.]*

**High Card:** Ow! OW! Fighting this guy literally hurts!

*[She dodges more of them and leans against the wall while panting heavily.]*

**High Card:** I can barely track his movements. How am I going to counterattack him? I could use the portal against him again, but it could be difficult now that I’m by myself.

*[She then glances at the star and decagram that fell out of her wounds while running to the wall, and thought popped into her head.]*

**High Card:** Outside of those acidic shapes, the other shapes are shown to be solid, and that should apply to the circle portal. I mean I saw him hold one before throwing, so…

*[She walks over to one of the portals on the floor and picks it up.]*

**High Card:** Yes! Watch out, Shape boy! Your powers are once again your weakness!

*[High Card runs before she stops and throws the circle across the room. Suddenly, Shapeman flies out of the portal.]*

**Shapeman:** You’re mine now, High Card!

*[He then points his fist forward to punch High Card, but his arm goes into the portal she threw and when he’s near another one, his fist hits him square in the face. He lands face first on the floor and the portals disappear again. He gets up dazed before shaking his head to snap.]*

**High Card:** It’s over, Shape Freak! Surrender and let my friends go right now!

**Shapeman:** Never! I’m gonna fight to the bitter end! My shapes will put you in your place once and for all!

**High Card:** Ugh! You and your shapes! What is it with you and shapes?!

**Shapeman:** If you must know, I’ve grown up with them and they’ve been part of my life.

*[We transition to a flashback where we see a four-year-old Jonathan Abner watching a show with dancing shapes. Shapeman starts narrating.]*

**Shapeman:** When I was little, I had fun and learned at the same time. *[We cut to him drawing some shapes on picture with some crayons.]* My love for shapes was relentless, everyday I would doodle and draw any shape I can.

*[We cut to a twelve-year-old Jonathan in a middle school classroom where some students were calling him names relating to shapes.]*

**Male Student #1:** Circle Freak!

**Female Student # 1:** Square Butt!

**Male Student # 2:** Triangle Face!

**Female Student # 2:** Hexagonal Hack!

**Shapeman:** But my students gave tons of crud for my shape hobby.

*[Suddenly, some students pour some water from their water bottles on his shape doodles, much to his dismay.]*

**Shapeman:** Not only that, they trashed my stuff.

*[We cut to his dad Mr. Abner, who has brown hair and a mustache, lecturing him.]*

**Shapeman:** My dad didn’t approve my constant fixation for shapes and said I’ll barely amount to anything with my knowledge of shapes and geometry.

*[We cut to Jonathan, who is drawing shapes in his journal, and other classmates in a control room where the tour guide shows them a window that shows a chamber with a device housed within a sleek, metallic, and hexagonal casing.]*

**Shapeman:** I didn’t care what my dad said, I stood by my interest in shapes, and I didn’t care. I didn’t even care about what was going on around me during a class field at the science institute because shapes are more important to me. However, things took a huge turn for me.

*[The scientists behind the control panels activate the device, it then blasts a large black wormhole. However, a student throws a paper airplane and hits a scientist, who was drinking coffee, causing him to spill it in surprise. The coffee on the control panel, causing it to start sparking and this electricity surging through the other panels and then the device itself. Just then, the electricity causes the wormhole to start vibrating and the institute begins to shake as well.]*

**Scientist #1:** The generator has become unstable!

**Scientist # 2:** We need to shut the generator down!

*[Suddenly, the wormhole started absorbing parts of the metal surface of the staging chamber and then the glass of the control room window. The tour guide and students quickly run out of the room screaming, but Jonathan’s journal gets sucked away.]*

**Young Jonathan:** My journal! NO!

*[He runs after it.]*

**Shapeman:** I may have been foolish, but my journal meant too much to me.

*[Just then, Jonathan gets sucked inside the wormhole along with his journal. Suddenly, Jonathan finds a pitch-black dimension with a surface that has green and yellow lines similar to lines in a grid of graph paper. He sees 3-D shapes in the distance.]*

**Shapeman:** And that’s when I enter the third dimension, an endless dimensional realm beyond the familiar bounds of length, width, and height, a space where the tapestry of existence unfolds in a way invisible by the naked eye.

*[The young Jonathan made a content smile, but he noticed his body started glowing.]*

**Shapeman:** However, my amazement didn’t last too long because my body started tingling from absorbing the amount of negative energy inflicted on the third dimension.

*[He then sees his journal and as he reaches for it, his hands start absorbing the colorful shapes from his journal. He starts thrashing as his body starts to change into many different colors such as red, green, blue, yellow, purple, violet, orange, aquamarine, and etc.]*

**Shapeman:** And then my body started to undergo an even change.

*[Outside of the dimension, the device starts sparking even more until then it finally explodes. The explosion shoots Jonathan out of the dimension. He woke in a daze.]*

**Shapeman:** I miraculously survived the meltdown…

*[He looked at his hand and found it was covered in many different shapes. We cut to each part of his body with shape, and we zoom out to all of his body except his head was covered in shapes.]*

**Shapeman:** And at that point, I gained a closer and personal connection to shapes.

*[We cut back to the present where High Card and Shapeman are facing each other.]*

**Shapeman:** After that, my life was turned upside down. I faced even more humiliation from my peers, and my parents wouldn’t even look at me and kicked me out of my own. All of those things are what drove me down the road to crime. But even as a criminal I wasn't taken seriously, and people laughed at me like I was a joke. But I was able to perfect my powers to be the man you know today: Shapeman! The Cubed Crusher! The Dastardly Diamond! The Rectangled Rampager!

*[Shapeman unleashes sharp yellow stars, prompting High Card to take a defensive stance.]*

**Shapeman:** Soon I will finally be seriously as the bad guy as I made myself out to be, then I will gain the love and appreciation from the Legion of Evil! And I’ll do that by turning all of you into minced meat!

*[Shapeman twirls before throwing all the stars at High Card. He grins evilly as they approach her. Just then at the last second, High Card pulls out her staff and swiftly hits them back at Shapeman. Each one pierces his arms and legs, causing him to bleed out.]*

**High Card:** You should save your victory speech until after you’ve won the fight. That’s how a true villain does it.

*[Shapeman groans in pain as he stumbles backward and two stars fall out of his wounds.]*

**Shapeman:** No, I won’t… lose. Not before I play my ultimate trump card.

*[He pulls the cube he trapped the other members of the Full House Gang in, out of his pocket.]*

**High Card:** What are you doing with that cube?!

**Shapeman:** I gave you a chance to admit defeat, but you threw that chance in the trash. Now before you die, you’ll watch as I smash your buddies into thousands of pieces!

*[We zoom in to see the Full House Gang reappear from the third dimension, and they’re shown to be terrified.]*

**High Card:** Alright, I’ll admit that I admire that bravery in your eyes, they also show a lot of determination. I’ve never expected that from someone like you, but it’s too bad that the moment you gave away the name of people you work for has lost any threat level you might’ve had. So, you now just a big fat failure.

**Shapeman:** You think so, huh? I highly disagree with that…

*[He then starts falling to the floor with the cube in hand to crush the heroes inside.]*

**Shapeman:** The only failures here are you and your dumb little friends! It’s over, enjoy dying in the gutters, High Card!

*[Just then with not a second too soon, High Card pulls her grappling gun and fires it. The claw latches his wrist, causing him to stop and she pulls so hard it dislocates his arms, this causes him to drop the cube.]*

**High Card:** You lived your life as a never-ending laughingstock, don’t change on my account.

*[She pulls him over to her before quickly putting the gun down and pulling out her staff. As the claw unlatches from him and he falls to ground, High Card delivers a fast barrage of swings before she hits him with a strong swing, launching him out of the building.]*

**High Card:** See ya!

*[The cube around the other members vanishes and they return to normal size.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** I’m glad we’re out, it was cold in that place.

**Eleven of Hearts:** So Lori, did you beat him?

**High Card:** Yep! I gave him all I’ve got!

**Ace Savvy:** Good job, Lori! Thanks for saving us!

**One-Eyed Jack:** Yeah, thanks! We couldn’t have made it without you.

**High Card:** No problem!

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the gang driving back to the Ace Cave, and High Card finishes telling them about Shapeman’s origin.]*

**High Card:** And then Shapeman told me he got his from absorbing negative energy from dimension and absorbing the shapes. You guys don’t feel weird, do you?

**Ace Savvy:** No, I don’t feel any different.

**One-Eyed Jack:** Neither do I.

**Eleven of Hearts:** Me neither.

**High Card:** Weird because he literally told me that the dimension was affected by negative energy.

**Card Counter:** Perhaps it has worn off after that incident.

**High Card:** That’s possible, but I’ve got more info from Shapeman.

**One-Eyed Jack:** Really what?

**High Card:** He’s working for a group called Legion of Evil.

**Eight of Spades:** The Legion of Evil?

**One-Eyed Jack:** That explains all the constant crimes that've been happening recently.

**Strong Suit:** *[chuckles]* I guess Shapeman for something after all!

**Joker:** Yeah, he gave us a way to rec-*tangle* with the people behind this!

*[The gang laughs.]*

**Joker:** Now you guys laugh at jokes.

**Strong Suit:** Only because it involves making fun of someone we hate.

**Night Club:** Yeah, so don’t get used to it, brah.

**Ace Savvy:** Anyway, we gotta find their location so we can stop them for good.

**One-Eyed Jack:** Good idea, Lincoln.

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the Ace Cave where the Card Counter is typing on the Ace Computer. Just then, Madame Roulette and the Blocker come out from the elevator.]*

**Madame Roulette:** Guys, we’ve got something to tell you!

**The Blocker:** There’s a group called the Legion of Evil.

**Ace Savvy:** We know, we’re looking into them now.

*[Card Counter pulls up an article on the computer with the headline: "PRISON BREAK”.]*

**Card Counter:** Okay, I have the article and it says one of the escaped convicts is Chandler McCann.

**Ace Savvy:** He might be connected to the Legion of Evil. It makes sense since he would have a grudge against us.

**One-Eyed Jack:** Well, if he is in league with them, we’ll have to find them and put a stop to them before things get worse.

*[Card Counter hacks into the prison’s database and pulls Chandler prison’s profile.]*

**Card Counter:** Here it is, and the profile has his phone number.

**High Card:** I could type into the phone tracker.

*[High Card does so.]*

**High Card:** Okay, I got it! His phone is located at Abraham Avenue!

**Ace Savvy:** And I’ll call the police!

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the Legion of Evil’s hideout where the Mechanic finishes building a drone and puts it next to other built drones.]*

**The Mechanic:** There, with these drones, they’ll provide me with a good sense of versatility.

*[We pan over to Chandler pacing around with his phone against his ear.]*

**Chandler:** Ugh! It went to voicemail again! Why won’t Shapeman answer me?! Did he lose his phone or something?

**Brass Knuckles:** Or put into a coma.

*[Suddenly, the villains hear a loud knock at the door.]*

**Cop #1:** This is the police!

**Cop # 2:** Open the door or we’re breaking it down!

**Sniper Fox:** The cops! How did they track us down?!

**Chandler:** The Full House Gang! I know they’re behind this! How else are they able to find our location?!

**The Mechanic:** What are we gonna do?

*[Chandler thinks for a moment until he gets an idea.]*

**Chandler:** I got an idea!

*[Just then, the cops break down the door and point their guns at them.]*

**Cop # 1:** Freeze!

**Cop # 2:** All of you are under arrest!

**Chandler:** Wait! You cops don’t want to arrest us!

**Cop # 1:** And why not?

**Chandler:** We have millions of dollars in our disposal. I mean you guys probably get paid low, but with millions of dollars, you guys would be set for life.

*[The cops look at each other.}*

**Cop # 1:** He is right, we only get paid twenty three dollars an hour.

**Cop # 2:** Yeah, the amount of money we get only lasts for a couple.

**Chandler:** Exactly!

**Cop #1:** Alright, we’ll take you up on your offer!

**Chandler:** Good, if the cops ask, say we beat you guys up.

**Miss Shriek:** But how do we escape?

**Chandler:** I don’t know, I haven’t thought that far ahead.

*[Suddenly, a circle portal appears on the ceiling.]*

**Lady KillStrike:** Look, it’s similar to Shapeman’s circlres.

**Chandler:** I guess you guys regret doubting him, huh?

*[We cut to the air where Shapeman is still flying from the beatdown from High Card.]*

**Shapeman:** I saw the police outside and I wanted help. I’m sorry I failed you Legion of Doom. I hope you’ll give me another chance someday.

*[Just then, Shapeman crashes into a circus and the performers look at him, especially the clowns.]*

**Male Clown #1:** Wow! Look at this guy!

**Female Clown #1:** He looks so funny!

**Male Clown #2:** Really funny!

**Female Clown #2:** You could be a good clown!

**Ring Master:** How would you like to be part of the circus?

*[Shapeman sighs and rolls his eyes.]*

**Shapeman:** Fine, I’ll make some kind of living if I can’t do it as a villain.

**Ringleader:** Great!

*[We cut to the Legion looking up at the portal.]*

**Chandler:** Alright, here goes nothing.

*[The Legion jumped up into the portal. We cut back to the Ace Cave where Ace Savvy’s phone starts ringing.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Hello?

**Commissioner Grouse:** Ace! My cops told me that the Legion escaped and are heading towards a Radio Tower!

**Ace Savvy:** Don’t worry, we’ll take care of this! *[Hangs up]* Alright, looks it’s up to us! Buckle up, guys… because this is war.

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the Full House Gang, with Madame Roulette and the Blocker included, speeding through town in vanzilla.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Remember our mission, guys. We need to get to the radio tower before Legion of Evil gets there first.

**Madame Roulette:** Yeah, I’m already eager to face them head-on!

**Wild Card Willy:** My gun's fully loaded and ready to go, Ace.

**Eight of Spades:** I can’t hear their screams of pain and terror as they smash them with my shovel.

**Strong Suit:** Okay, save that for when you’re actually fighting them, Luce.

**Joker:** I guess she really *digs* saying that before the fight! *[lLaughs]*

**High Card:** Whatever the Legion is up to, I know it’s more than likely gonna put many people in danger.

*[We cut to the Legion driving very fast in their prison bus with Death Reaper.]*

**Chandler:** We’re almost there, guys! Pretty soon, this city will be ours!

*[However, they grind to a halt to some huge traffic.]*

**Spray Master:** Seriously?! Traffic!

**Death Reaper:** If we don’t get out of this, the Full House Gang will find our device and destroy it.

**Brass Knuckles:** I’ve got an idea…

*[He gets off the bus and lifts up the bus, then he jumps from car to car.]*

**Chandler:** Good idea, Brass!

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the Full House Gang arriving at the Radio Tower, along with the Legion of Evil.]*

**Ace Savvy:** I guess we got here at the same time.

*[Both of the teams get out of their respective vehicles and come face to face with each other.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Well, if it isn’t Chandler A.K.A. The Gambler. I never thought I’d see you again.

**Chandler:** Neither did I.

**Ace Savvy:** Must be our lucky day then, It almost feels like years since we’ve seen each other.

**Chandler:** Lucky or not, time does have a weird way of getting away from us, doesn't it? You don’t get too much sunllght when you’re, ya know, in prison!

**Ace Savvy:** You deserved it!

**Chandler:** That’s what they all say, Ace, but that doesn’t matter now. As you can see, I’m about to get some great power and it’ll be better than getting all the money.

**Ace Savvy:** What do you mean?

**Chandler:** With the device containing Cranium Spinel, we’ll make the pathetic people of this pathetic town bend their wills to ours.

**Ace Savvy:** Well, it won’t last longer because the other nations and other countries will come and stop you!

**Chandler:** Hmph, you think so? Ah, I’ve thought ten, no, a hundred steps ahead of you! Eventually, our will spread across the world! But for now, our rule will remain here for the time being.

**Ace Savvy:** Well, I’ll tell you right now that it's a pipe dream that’ll never come to pass. Not as long as we’re here!

**The rest of the members:** Yeah!

**Chandler:** Don’t waste your time, your bravado and confidence will get you all killed!

**Ace Savvy:** We’ve beaten some of you guys before, and you bet your butts we’ll beat you again!

**Chandler:** Well, we’ll never give up and we’re finally going to win.

*[Both teams glare at each other as the wind blows off their heads. We cut a shot of Ace’s hand as clenches into a fist. Cut to a shot of Chandler’s hand as clenches into a fist. The camera pans across the members of Legions of Evil, and then we pan across the members of Full House Gang.]*

**One-Eyed Jack**: What do we do, Ace?

**Ace Savvy**: We fight.

*[The two teams slowly stride towards each other with strong and grim determination etched on their faces.]*

**Eleven of Hearts**: They're not stopping.

**Ace Savvy**: Neither are we.

*[Both teams break into a full-speed sprint until they finally clash; Ace Savvy fights Chandler, One-Eyed Jack fights Death Reaper, High Card fights Lady KillStrike, Eleven of Hearts fights Felicia Mascara, Night Club fights Electromancer, Joker fights High Roller, Strong Suit fights Brass Knuckles, Eight of Spades fights Tanooki, Royal Flush fights the Poacher, Queen of Diamonds fights Ulysses Frost, Card Counter fights the Mechanic, Deuce fights Spray Master, Wild Card Willy fights Sniper Fox, Night of Hearts fights Miss Shriek, Madame Roulette fights Shadow Tracer, and the Blocker fights Armadillian.]*

**Ace Savvy:** *[Punches and kicks Chandler]* Keep them as far away from the tower as possible! *[Gets tackled by Chandler]*

*[As we zoom out to see the heroes and villains exchange blows with each other, they split off in different directions. We cut to Ace Savvy punching Chandler and blocking some of his counterstrikes, then he delivers a swift kick that knocks away. He then lunges and throws some cards at him, but Chandler rolls out of the way and pulls out a Deck Gauntlet before shooting some cards of his own. While in the air Ace Savvy dodges and kicks some away; he goes in for a kicks, but Chandlers dives out of the way and shoots more cards, but Ace blocks them with his bracelets.]*

**Chandler:** You like my new toy? It’s better than throwing them.

**Ace Savvy:** I admit it’s impressive, but that’s all the praise I’m gonna give.

**Chandler:** Whatever, I don’t need praise from you!

*[They both charge at each before they start punching and kicking each other.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to an abandoned lot where One-Eyed Jack is coming at Death Reaper with a flying kick, but he quickly grabs his ankle and slams him to the floor. He gets on knees and tries to punch his leg, but Death Reapr jumps away.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** C’mon!

*[He throws several punches at Death Reaper, but he dodges each one before one of his wrists with one hand, and uses the other to start punching him in the gut. However, Jack is able to grab his fist before he can hit him again, then he kicks him away with both feet, and he gets knocked into a fence.]*

**Death Reaper:** Y’know there’s been a fight with just the two of us.

**One-Eyed Jack:** Yeah, you’re right.

**Death Reaper:** I guess there’s a first time for everything.

**One-Eyed Jack:** Yeah, I’m willing to try new things.

**Death Reaper:** Me too.

*[He then pulls out two m23 pistols, aims them at Jack, and starts One-Eyed Jack, but he is able to run across the lot to avoid them. Jack then fires some, but he flips and fires more shots, but Jack grabs an old sofa cushion and blocks the bullets, but then he runs out of bullets.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Looks like you're out!

**Death Reaper:** I’m not through yet.

*[He takes out a Semi-Automatic Pistol before cocking and shooting at One-Eyed Jack, but he jumps and ducks, then he pulls out his grappling gun and fires at Death Reaper; the claw latches onto his shoulder and propels himself over to Wilson, and hits in the face with a punch. He then delivers more punches and kicks, but he fires another, but One-Eyed Jack dodges and slaps the gun. They try to run for the gun, but Jack trips him up. He grabs the gun and pulls out the mag, throws it on the floor, and steps on it, breaking it in the process.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** That should do it!

*[Just then, Death Reaper pulls out a Semiauto Shotgun and cocks it.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Aw, C’mon!

*[He shoots some shots from his shotgun, but One-Eyed Jack flips out of the way. He rushes back at him and shoots some flash bang chips at him. One-Eyed Jack tries punching and kicking him, but Death Reaper dodges and hits him with the back of his shotgun, knocking him to the ground.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Ow! Head! That shotgun packs a wallop!

*[Death Reaper aims the gun at his head.]*

**Death Reaper:** Now the last thing you’ll see is my face and your brain splattered across the field.

*[As he pulls the trigger, Jack fires a chip into the gun’s barrel, causing the gun to explode.]*

**Death Reaper:** Crap!

**One-Eyed Jack:** Looks like I made a good call!

*[He jumps, punches, and kicks him. He pulls out his grappling gun and fires it to slam to the ground, but he then pulls out a knife and cuts the wire of the grapple. Death Reaper then gets up and throws the knife, but One-Eyed Jack runs forward and does a somersault to avoid it. Death Reaper then takes out an M16 rifle and tries to pepper Jack with some shots, but he does a few quick steps to avoid them.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** How many guns do you have?!

*[He then lunges and hits him with a bicycle kick, then a roundhouse kick, and does a knee strike to his chin. Death Reaper fires more shots and then he rushes to him to try and hit him with the butt of his rifle, but One-Eyed Jack quickly ducks.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Not this time!

*[He then grabs the gun, but both of them start pulling back and forth like they were playing tug-of-war.]*

**Death Reaper:** Let go!

**One-Eyed Jack:** Make me!

*[Death Reaper headbutts him, causing Jack to be dazed, and then Death Reaper tries to shoot, but Jack dazely stumbles back and forth, causing Reaper to miss.]*

**Death Reaper:** Hold still, you little pest!

*[One-Eyed Jack shakes his head to snap out of it, and he rushes to punches and kicks him before backhanding the gun out of his hand and kicking him backward.]*

**Death Reaper:** I’ll admit, you’re persistent, kid.

*[He takes out a grenade and pulls off the ring, then he throws it. One-Eyed Jack jumps away from the explosion; Wilson throws some more grenades, and Jack avoids more explosions. He then shoots some flash bang chips at Death Reaper, causing him to be dazed. One-Eyed Jack lunges forward, and punches and kicks him. Death Reaper gets back to his senses and they both continue exchanging blows.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to High Card and Lady KillStrike exchanging blows with staff and knives.]*

**High Card:** Take this!

*[She throws another swing and Lady Killstrike ducks before delivering a kick to his face. Lady KillStrike runs at High Card and tries stabbing her multiple times with her knives, but she dodges and block each strike with her staff. High Card hits her in the face with a roundhouse kick and then a front kick that makes her skid backward. She then throws her staff, and the tip hits her in the face; High Card grabs her staff and knocks KillStrike off her with it. While KillStrike was on the ground, High Card brings one end of her staff down to her face, but she rolls out of the way, and the staff ends up being plowed into the ground. Lady Killstrike gets up and rushes to attack High Card while she’s trying to pull her staff out of the ground.]*

**Lady KillStrike:** DIE!

*[Just then, High Card swings her around the staff like she’s swinging on a pole and hits KillStrike with a swift kick. She then polls her staff out of the ground, and the two charge at one another, and the two collide strikes and dodges each other’s attacks. The staff and knives lock together, and both teens struggle for the upper hand, High Card's boots sliding slowly backward on the ground.]*

**High Card:** So this is our third time fighting, right?

**Lady KillStrike:** Right?

**High Card:** Well, I suggest we really give our all this time around.

**Lady KillStrike:** I was about to suggest the same thing!

*[Both push off and back away. Lady KillStrike goes into a high leap and throws the knives downward; High Card leaps and swerves to avoid the knives. She then does a jump of his own and hurls a disc across the expanse of the street. When Lady Killstrike touches down, she throws some knives, and the projectiles collide in midair and detonate with terrific force. The glare clears to show the two aggressors smirking at each other from opposite sides.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Eleven of Hearts dodging some deadly fragrance from Felicia Mascara’s perfume bottles.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** What kind of perfume is that?!

**Felicia Mascara:** Acidic Delight and Poison Passion!

*[She sprays more, and Eleven of Hearts ducks, then goes in for a kick to her face. Just then, Felicia Mascara unleashes her hair strands and makes them into spikes. She thrusts aloof them at once, but Eleven of Hearts is able to doge before she flings her sash and it wraps around her waist.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** Try this on for size!

*[She spins her around in circles and throws on top of a nearby building. Eleven of Hearts then runs for the building before she ropes her onto the building flag. She pulls her up and swings forwards, then she lands on the entrance canopy and bounces up to the building.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** I’m not done with you yet!

**Felicia Mascara:** Neither am I!

*[She takes her lipstick laser and rushes at Elevens of Hearts; she tries slashing at her, but Eleven of Hearts dodges and ducks before she punches and kicks her. We then cut to Night Club flying in the air and blasting some sound waves at Electromancer, but he dodges and fires some electric blast, but she dodges as well.]*

**Night Club:** I guess you really like to turn up the lights in here, baby!

**Electromancer:** You bet I do! Now I’m about to turn them up even brighter!

*[He throws some electric balls at her, but she knocks them away with her guitar; she charges him and kicks him in the stomach. Electromancer forms a giant fist made of electricity and throws it at her, knocking her back. Night Club then comes back and spins around on her vertical axis at a fast speed and creates an illusion of a tornado around herself, forming her signature move, the Purple Cyclone. She then hits Electromance, sending him flying downward. However, he grabs a telephone wire and travels through it until he flies out of it and goes back into the air where he faces Night Club.]*

**Electromancer:** Why stop now?! I’m just getting warmed up!

*[He charges up and boosts at her with a burst of electricity. He grabs her by the neck as they fly through the air; Night Club hits him in the head with her guitar, punches him in the face, and knees. However, they turn and he punching her in the face. As they fly through the air, back on the ground, we see Night of Hearts dodging some sonic screams from Miss Shirek.]*

**Night of Hearts:** Your voice is so high only can hear it!

*[Suddenly, some dogs come barking in.]*

**Night of Hearts:** No! Shoo! Get out of here! It’s too dangerous!

*[They run away and Miss Shriek kicks her away. Night of Hearts hovers herself to safety and flies, then delivers a flurry of punches and then an elbow strike. She tries to kick, but Shriek grabs and slams her to the ground.]*

**Miss Shriek:** Prepare to squirms in agony!

*[She screams and Night of Heart is able to quickly cover her ears but can faintly hear it. She kicks Shriek to the ground and gets back up, then she readys herself. Miss Shriek gets up and takes a defensive stance.]*

**Miss Shriek:** Foolish child! I shall strip the flesh from your bones!

**Night of Hearts:** I’d like to see you try!

*[Both combatants dash towards each other. Shirek tries kicking Hearts, but the hero quickly avoids the strike and pummels the villain from behind. She evades Miss Shriek's follow-up strikes and punches her away. As Miss Shriekd stops to catch her breath, Night of Heartd flies upward and grips the villain in her knees before flipping and tossing her opponent into the ground. Night of Hearts prepares to unleash a high kick on the villain's head, but Miss Shriek grabs her leg, gets up, and karate chops her leg, then throws her to the ground.]*

**Night of Hearts:** Here, let me play you a nice tune!

*[Night of Hearts gets up and holds her guitar before unleashing a loud sound blast that knocks her away. However, Miss Shriek gets back on her feet.]*

**Miss Shriek:** And Let me sing you a lullaby.

*[She bounds back and goes for a point-blank scream, only for Night of Hearts to immediately headbutt Miss Shriek, sending her flying back.]*

**Night of Hearts:** No kidding. I nearly fell asleep.

*[Night of Hearts unleashes another sound blast, Miss Shriek quickly reacts and uses her Banshee Powered Scream, making a stalemate between the sound opponents. Sam then ends the stalemate by increasing the volume of her guitar, which overpowers the Banshee Scream and hits Miss Shriek, making her fly into a building.]*

**Night of Hearts:** Yeah!

*[Miss Shrieks regains her barring and pants.]*

**Miss Shriek:** Is that the best you can do?

**Night of Hearts:** You haven’t seen nothing yet, Scream Witch!

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Joker throwing pies and shooting eggs from her rubber chicken at High Roller. He wipes the food from his face and suit, then he throws razor cards and explosive dice. Joker avoids the sharp projectiles and explosions. They continue the same projectiles at each other.]*

**Joker:** Man, these are some *egg*-straordinary events taking place!

**High Roller:** Careful, Joker! I have a *bang*-up sense of humor!

*[As Joker throws some pies, High Roller swiftly throws his razor cards, slicing each of the pies into pieces]*

**Joker:** Man, you like the taste of my "pie"-rotechnics!

**High Roller:** Yeah, they’re on a *roll*! *[laughs]*

*[He then makes a run for it.]*

**Joker:** I guess you decide to *roll* out!

*[Joker laughs as she chases after him. We cut to Strong Suit and Brass Knuckles exchanging punches and kicks.]*

**Strong Suit:** I have to say, Brass, it’s been awhile!

*[She does an uppercut to the chin. He winces and rubs his chin in pain.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** We haven’t seen each other since we became beasts!

*[He charges at her with a double hammer fist, but Strong Suit jumps away and he hits the ground instead. She lands on one knee.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** You only won because you were lucky!

*[Brass Knuckles does several punches, but she quickly dodges them.]*

**Strong Suit:** *[While dodging]* No way! I won because I was stronger than you!

*[She then does a backflip kick to his face, making him stumble backward.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** Well, I’m gonna crush you like a bug this time!

**Strong Suit:** We’ll see about that, big man!

*[Strong Suit runs and throws a punch, but Brass catches her fist with his left and uses his right hand to punch, but she also catches his fist, making him locked.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Eight of Spades and Tanooki exchanging blows. When Spades does another swing, Tanooki catches the handle and pulls it out of her hands before she hits her in the head.]*

**Eight of Spades:** You will not beat me with your own weapon.

*[Eight of Spades swiftly lunges, takes back her shovel, and hits her with a barrage of swings before knocking away with a really strong swing.]*

**Tanooki:** You may have robust combat, but I’m still the master of deception!

**Eight of Spades:** Let’s see if that holds true.

*[Eight of Spades takes out a smoke bomb and throws it at Tanooki, but she jumps and kicks it back at her, causing it to burst out a large cloud of smoke. Eight of Spades coughs and gags.]*

**Eight of Spades:** No! I can’t see.

**Tanooki:** *[From behind the smoke]* See! My mastery of deception is a style that can’t be taught by amauter! Now you’ll never see me coming!

*[Once the smoke clears, Eight of Spades finds that Tanooki has disappeared.]*

**Eight of Spades:** She’s gone. She could be anyone around here. Just wait, Tanooki. You can’t escape, I’ll chase you to the ends of the earth.

*[She runs to try and find her.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Royal Flush dodging darts and we pan over to the Poacher firing them from his second model of his dart gun.]*

**The Poacher:** Hold still, sheila!

**Royal Flush:** No way! I’m not letting you poison me!

*[She stops at a manhole and grabs the cover to block the incoming darts. She then throws the manhole cover at his head, causing him to drop the dart gun and to be dazed. Royal Flush then takes out her monkey wrench and takes a defensive stance. He then shakes himself out of the daze.]*

**The Poacher:** Playin’ hard ball, eh? Well, that’s my kinda game!

*[The Poacher takes out a Rhino Horn Spear, spins it around, and takes a defensive pose.]*

**The Poacher:** Let’s dance, little girl!

**Royal Flush:** Alright, let’s go crazy!

*[Now faced in close combat, the two clash their weapons as Poacher knocks back Royal Flush. The Poacher roars and delivers a leaping stab at Royal Flush, who blocks it. The Predator keeps up its assault, thrusting repeatedly at Royal Flush, who continues to block and parry the attacks while being pushed back. With one final thrust, Royal Flush then rolls out of the way and hits her with a jump swing to his face.]*

**Royal Flush:** Take that, animal killer!

*[The Poacher then kicks away and as she scrapes across the street, she drops her wrench and lays flat on her back. Poacher rushes at her with his spear.]*

**The Poacher:** Now take this, animal lover!

*[As he’s about to stab her in the brain, Royal Flush gnaws on the handle and bites it so hard it breaks in two.]*

**Royal Flush:** In your face, man from Down Under!

**The Poacher:** I’m hosed yet, mate!

*[He then pulls dual Walrus Ivory Daggers and starts slashing at Royal Flush, but she dodges the several strikes and picks her up wrench, then starts clocking him with it. Both continue exchange blows with one of them swiftly dodging the other’s attacks. Just then, Royal Flsuh somersaults under him and hits him with a jumping kick. She then throws some regular wrenches and they slice the daggers.]*

**Royal Flush:** Ha! Eat it!

*[He then takes out a Goat Horn Bommerang.]*

**The Poacher:** You eat this, you little bloke!

*[He throws the boomerang at her, but she is able to duck and then the boomerang comes back to the Poacher. They start parrying each other’s attacks and blocking each other’s attacks. Royal Flush jumps and roundhouse kicks him, causing him to stumble backward. The Poacher then throws his boomerang again, but this time, Royal Flush catches it and breaks it over her knee.]*

**Royal Flush:** Boom!

**The Poacher:** Let's see you take this!

*[He then pulls some Bear Claw Gauntlets and rushes at Royal Flush. The Poacher starts punching at Royal Flush with his gauntlets, which she was able to dodge. She then hits him in the face with her monkey wrench multiple times before he starts blocking and dodges,then he kicks her away. He jumps over to her to impale, but she evades her and throws two wrenchs; these knock the gauntlets off his hands and once they hit the ground, the claws break off. However, Poacher picks up the dart gun and aims it at Royal Flush.]*

**The Poacher:** I guess it’s back to basics!

*[He starts shooting at her again, but Royal Flush dodges and rushes over to a fire hydrant. She opens it with her monkey wrench and sprays water out. The water sends Poacher flying into a car.]*

**Royal Flush:** You’re all washed up!

*[Despite being all wet and injured from crashing into the car, Johnny gets up and stands firm.]*

**The Poacher:** You’re gonna get it now, sheila!

*[The two sprint at each other and continue fighting.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Queen of Diamonds and Ulysses Frost fighting with a diamond sword and an ice sword respectively.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** Your diamonds stand no against my ice!

**Queen of Diamonds:** No way! They take frozen water!

*[Queen of Diamonds delivers a slash that cuts the blade of Frost’s sword, and she charges at him with her sword, but Frosts forms an ice shield and smacks her aside. Ulysses Frost goes to ram her with the shield, but the Queen of Diamonds then turns the diamond sword into a diamond mace. As he gets close, Queen of Diamonds smashes his shields to pieces and then she throws some diamond shuriken, but Frost turns his whole body into frozen and when they hit, he didn’t feel any pain.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** Ha! Eat my snowflakes, kid!

*[Ulysses Frost then forms an ice axe and ice warhammer while Queen of Diamonds forms a diamond spear and a diamond spiked club. They charge and start exchanging blows.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** For a little kid, you’re not so scared.

**Queen of Diamonds:** I've faced scarier things than brain freeze.

*[Queen of Diamonds tries to do one more swing with her spear, but he slices in half with his ice axe. He tries to smash her with his warhammer, but Queen of Diamonds smacks it out of his hand and when it hits the ground, it shatters.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** In your face, Jack Frost!

**Ulysses Frost:** It’s Ulysses Frost!

*[The two then start parrying each other attacks, then Queen of Diamonds kicks him off his feet and tries to hit him with her club, but he blocks and gets up to try and slash her, but she dodges and hits from behind. Frost runs back at Quee of Diamonds with his axe, but she jumps and kicks the axe out of his hand and it shatters to the ground.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** You like that?!

*[When she lands back on the ground, she deconstructs her club.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** Alright, now you’re about to get a really bad frostbite

*[Ulysses Frost fires some blasts, but Queen of Diamonds dodges and fires some diamonds bullets from her fingers; Frost dodges and throws some ice balls, but Queen of Diamonds dodges and throws some diamond spike balls; he dodges and fires some ice shards, but Queen of Diamonds dodges as well.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** You can’t dodge forever!

**Ulysses Frost:** Neither can do!

*[They keep throwing diamond and ice projectiles at each other.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Card Counter throwing her weaponized numbers at the Mechanic; she hit with explosive numbers and electric numbers.]*

**The Mechanic:** Agh! That smarts!

**Card Counter:** That is not all in my arsenal!

*[Card Counter pulls out his laser guns and starts shooting at her, but she blocks the shots with her gauntlets.]*

**The Mechanic:** There’s no way I’m losing to a four-year-old!

*[She fires some missiles from her gauntlent, but she dodges the missiles and explosions. She is able to shoot the ones in midair, causing them to explode. Card Counters lets off more shots from her laser guns, and she gets hit, knocking her backward. Just then, the Mechanic lifts up the car and throws it at the Card Counter.]*

**Card Counter:** Sweet Einstein!

*[She quickly moves out of the way and it hits a building.]*

**The Mechanic:** It’s a good thing these gauntlets give me extra strength.

**Card Counter:** The extra amount of strength won't protect you forever!

*[Card Counter throws her magnetized numbers to disarm the Mechanic of the gauntlets away. She throws and shocks her with more electric numbers, then she squints toward and jumpkicks away. Fern lands on her back, but she pulls out a remote.]*

**The Mechanic:** Here’s my first piece of proof that I’m smarter than you!

*[She presses the button and the gauntlets’ thrusters engage, then they fly back on the Mechanic’s arm.]*

**Card Counter:** Okay, I’ll admit that is most impressive.

*[She deploys explosive numbers strategically, but the Mechanic fires laser beams that cut through the explosive numbers, causing them to explode.]*

**Card Counter:** Dang it!

*[Card Counters runs back at the Mechanic, but she hits her with a sonic blast, sending her flying. We cut to the Spray Master who tries shooting his musk at the Deuce, but she dodges and throws her diapers at him. However, she sees Card Counter screaming through the air.]*

**Deuce:** Counta!

*[We cut to Wild Card Willy and Sniper Fox fighting in close quarters combat with their whip and knife in another part of town. They both dodge each of their attacks, and then Willy is able to hit him with his a couple times, but Sniper Fox is able to cut the whip.]*

**Sniper Fox:** Ha! Checkmate!

**Wild Card Willy:** I’m not done yet, partner! I’m just getting warmed up!

*[Wild Card Willy tries punching him, but Sniper Fox dodges the punches and tries stabbing Will, who dodges as well and grabs his wrist before karate chopping it, making him drop his knife.]*

**Sniper Fox:** Ahh! You’re gonna wish you hadn't done that!

**Wild Card Willy:** Not likely!

*[Wild Card Willy pulls out his revolver from his holster and aims it at Sniper Fox, but he pulls his Glock 18 pistol. Willy moves to the side and fires his revolver as Sniper Fox moves to the side to avoid his shots. He then fires his pistol as the two continue running sideways to avoid each other's fire. Willy spins and gets behind a lamppost for cover as Sniper Fox does the same on the other side. Wild Card Willy steps out of cover aiming his revolver as Sniper Fox does the same with her pistol and fires first, forcing him back behind cover. However, Sniper Fox stops firing and reloads his gun.]*

**Wild Card Willy:** Now’s my chance!

*[He runs over to where he is hiding and as Sniper Fox aims his gun at Willy, the hero fires at him. Some miss and one hits his arm.]*

**Sniper Fox:** Ahh! *[Looks at his arm]* Huh? No blood? Oh, I see! You’re using rubber bullets!

*[Willy attacks with a low sweeping kick, which Sniper Fox avoids by raising one of his legs, followed by a jumping kick that Fox avoids by stepping backward, concluding with an upward kick that Sniper Fox swerves downward to avoid.]*

**Sniper Fox:** Ha! Pathetic! Only cowards use rubber bullets!

*[He fires one shot at Wild Card Willy, which he avoids and then shoots back, but Sniper Fox avoids his bullet.]*

**Wild Card Willy:** Well, Sniper Fox, Rubber bullets might not pack the punch, but they sure leave a little bit room for creativity!

**Sniper Fox:** Yeah, keep telling yourself that!

*[They continue shoooting at each other.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Madame Roulette dodging some gunshots from Shadow Tracer.]*

**Madame Roulette:** You're a lousy shot! Go back to target practice!

*[She runs at Shadow Tracer and kicks the gun out of their hand. Madame Roulette punches and kicks before she delivers an elbow that knocks them back. As Shadow Tracer stumbles, Madame Roulette throws some cards at them, but they pull a knife and slices them to pieces.]*

**Shadow Tracer:** And you say I’m a lousy shot.

*[Shadow Tracer then pulls out another knife, while Madame Roulette throws three more cards at the villain. However, they dodges them and throws his knives, which Madame Roulette also dodges. The two then start throwing punches at each other, with Madame Roulette landing a blow on Tracer's stomach, and Shadow Tracer landing a few blows on Roulette's face and legs. Tracer then leg sweeps the Mexcian Hero, causing her to fall on her back. She pulls out another knife in an attempt to stab Madame Roulette, but she kicks them in the stomach, then she gets up and runs away, prompting Shadow Tracer to give chase.]*

**Madame Roulette:** I’ve got to go and destroy that machine!

*[She pulls out her grappling gun and pulls herself up to a building.]*

**Shadow Tracer:** No! I’m letting you off!

*[She pulls out their grappling gun and grappels up to a building. Shadow Tracert then pulls out some purple spheres and throws them at Madame Roulette, but she quickly avoids them and they explode.]*

**Madame Roulette:** Missed me!

*[Shadow Tracer lets go of their grappling gun and tackles the vigilante, they land and roll across the building, then Tracer kicks Roulette off him and the hero crashes into the side of the roof vent. Madame Roulette gets up and shakes her head.]*

**Madame Roulette:** If you want to continue, then you got it!

**Shadow Tracer:** Hmph! Great!

*[The two once again clash. They start punching and kicking each other. Shadow Tracer then tries to deliver one punch, but Roulette ducks and elbows them in the nose. Shadow Tracer jumps and goes in for a flying kick, but Madame Roulette uses her quick reflexes to duck. She then does one of her own, but Tracer catches this one and goes airborne off the extended leg; as they drop, they extend one leg straight down for a kick. Laid out flat for the moment, Madame Roulette catches the foot and slings Shadow Tracer bodily across the building to crash into the ground. Before he can move or react, the hero rushes over and plants a hand on the masked face.]*

**Madame Roulette**: Who are you?

**Shadow Tracer**: If I wanted you to know that, would I be wearing a mask?

*[She pulls out a taser and sends a powerful jolt of electricity up Roulette's arm to incapacitate him, and lands a left jab to the face. She regains her bearings and takes a fighting stance.]*

**Madame Roulette:** C’mon!

*[The two continue exchanging blows while we pan down to the Blocker running from Armadillian,who is rolling in ball form.]*

**The Blocker:** After this, I hope I never see another armadillo!

*[He then stops in tracks and activates his shield. The Blocker crouches down as Armdillian rolls on top of his shield and then he flings into a building.]*

**The Blocker:** You like that?!

*[We see Armdillan covered up in debris and shakes it as he steps up to the hole that was created after being thrown by the Blocker.]*

**Armadillan:** Let me answer that question with my own: Do you like this?!

*[He jumps, curls into a ball, and propels himself back at the Blocker, creating a homing strike. However, the Blocker shields himself from the attack, causing Armadillan to bounce off. He uncurls briefly.]*

**Armadillan:** Care to join me for a spin1

*[He curls back into a ball, spins in place, and rolls at lightning fast speeds. The blocker jumps and flips as the villain rolls back and forth. Just then, he puts up his shield and blocks the attack, then he smacks him away.]*

**The Blocker:** That’s why they call me the Blocker!

\*\*\*

*[We see Card Counter landing flat on her back in the street after being blasted by the Mechanic.]*

**Card Counter:** *[Groans]* My spinal column.

*[She then sees that her laser guns had fallen out of her pockets.]*

**Card Counter:** My lasers! I must grab them at once! I’m lucky that my pain is mild.

*[However, the Mechanic leaps to where the Card Counter is located.]*

**The Mechanic:** I’m glad that I made these Ascension Boots, so that you heroes won’t get away easily.

*[She then sees her laser guns on the ground.]*

**The Mechanic:** Awww, you dropped your little toy?! It would be a pity if they broke!

*[She then crushes them with her boots.]*

**The Mechanic:** Oops!

**Card Counter:** You insulate dult!

*[Card Counter throws some weaponized numbers, but the Mechanic dodges and shoots at her with another sonic wave, but Card Counter also dodges and then tries hitting her with her rulers; however, the Mechanic dodges and punches her a far distance. She lands in an alley and starts limping.]*

**Card Counter:** This is why I’m a long-ranged fighter in these particular situations. Even with the sufficient amount of training, it won't be viable in this treacherous predicament.

*[We cut back to the Mechanic, who takes out a tablet and presses a button.]*

**The Mechanic:** Time to make things interesting.

*[We jumpcut back to the hideout where the drones activate and start flying out of the hideout. Cut to the Card Counter coming out of the alley.]*

**Card Counter:** This cannot get any worse.

*[Suddenly, the drones come flying to Card Counter’s location and deploy lasers and missiles, then start firing.]*

**Card Counter:** I utterly miscalculated!

*[She starts running for her life as the drones chase after her and keep firing. She dodges each shot and they cars, lampposts, and street signs. We cut to a shot of the Mechanic’s tablet as we see on the screen a blue dot that represents Card Counter and red arrows that represent the drones as we see them get in different directions.]*

**The Mechanic:** *[Laughs evilly]* There’s nothing like seeing a so-called genius squirm!

*[We cut back to Card Counter, who makes a left turn as the drones follow her and continue shooting at her.]*

**Card Counter:** Wait a minute! Why should I be running when I should be leveling the proverbial playing field?!

*[Card Counter then takes out her phone, dials a number, and makes a call.]*

**Card Counter:** Todd, FriendBot, Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms, and DareBot, do you read me?

*[We cut to the robots in Lisa’s bunker as they power on and hear Lisa from their communication devices.]*

**Card Counter:** I require your assistance as I am in a vulnerable state in a near unescapable situation.

**Todd:** Request granted.

**Friendbot:** We will arrive at your designated location shortly.

*[The robots activate their rocket boosters and fly out of the bunker. Back in the fight, Card Counter continues avoiding the lasers and missiles from the drones, but she gets shot in the side by one of the lasers. ]*

**Card Counter:** Ow!

*[She trips on her scarf and crashes into a wall. She leans against the wall and pants from exhaustion. Just then, the drones hover in front of her, and the Mechanic leaps to where the Card Counter is located.]*

**The Mechanic:** Ah, Card Counter, the so-called smartest member of the Full House Gang. I must say, your weapons are impressive, but let's not kid ourselves. Your tech might as well be a relic from the stone age compared to mine. I harness more knowledge and innovation, which are light-years ahead.

**Card Counter:** You won’t be saying that once you witness my latest creations.

**The Mechanic:** Go ahead, show your gizmos. They won’t do you any good! Say goodbye, Card Counter!

*[Before the drones start firing again, the Mechanic hears the sound of rockets. We pan up to see Lisa’s robots flying downward.]*

**Lisa’s Robots:** Initiating weapon systems.

*[The robots activate their laser cannons and missile launchers.]*

**The Mechanic:** Fire!

*[The drones aim their weapons at the robots and shoot at them, but the robots dodge the attack and fire their lasers and missiles at the drones, destorying them.]*

**The Mechanic:** NO!

*[Just then, Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms fires a laser beam at Mechanic’s gauntlets, destroying them, making her shocked.]*

**Card Counter:** It is time to end this!

*[She rushes to the Mechanic and starts hitting her with a ruler, then she kicks her off and jumps on top of her before she hits her in the face, knocking her out.]*

**Card Counter:** Thank you for your assistance, my robot. I am most grateful.

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Eight of Spades running past multiple people and we see Tanooki transforming into different people while Lucy is none the wiser.]*

**Eight of Spades:** There are too many people in this area; at this rate, I'll never find Tanooki.

*[She pacing and strokes her chin.]*

**Eight of Spades:** What is a good way to make her reveal herself?

*[She thinks for a moment and an imaginary dimly lit lightbalb appears over her head.]*

**Eight of Spades:** I got it. I’ll use my smoke bombs.

*[Eight of Spades throws a smoke bomb, causing people to cough and gag. Just then, a guy with a mustache coughs with the same voice as Tanooki.]*

**Tanooki:** もう！(Geez!)

**Eight of Spades:** There you are.

*[Eight of Spades tackles Tanooki, causing her to change back into her original form. Eight of Spade starts punching her in the face, but Tanooki kicks her off, gets up and strikes a fighting pose. Eight of Spades pulls out her shovel and takes a fighting pose.]*

**Eight of Spades:** C’mon.

*[The two exchanges blows with Eight of Spades smacking her with her shovel a few times, and Tanooki kicks her a few times. She tries to throw one more swing, but Tanooki grabs her shovel and flips to the ground before Tanooki runs away.]*

**Eight of Spades:** Dang it.

*[She gets up and chases after her.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Joker chasing High Roller while they throw pies and razor cards at each other.]*

**High Roller:** Can’t catch me!

**Joker:** That’s what you think!

*[As they were running they stumbled upon a warehouse.]*

**Joker:** Wait a second, I recognize this place!

*[Joker throws a banana peel, causing High Roller to slip into the building, and she makes a left turn to the back door of the warehouse. Inside, High Roller gets and shakes his head.]*

**High Roller:** Oh, when I get my hands on that girl I’m gonna-!

*[Suddenly, he can’t move and then he looks down to see that he’s stuck in glue.]*

**Joker:** *[Off-screen]* Gee, that's what I call a *sticky* situation! *[Laughs]*

**High Roller:** You think this’ll stop me?! I can just step out of my shoes!

*[He does so, leaving him barefoot.]*

**High Roller:** See?!

*[As he moves forward, he starts stepping on thumbtacks, causing to hop and scream in pain.]*

**High Roller:** OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! I should’ve worn socks today! OW!

*[He then hops into some roller skates and rolls across the room. From the catwalk, we see Joker next to some lined up sacks and buckets.]*

**Joker:** You want me to tell the truth? Fine, I’ll *spill* it!

*[She rips open the bags and they release salt, pepper, and itching powder, all of them land on High Roller.]*

**High Roller:** Ah! Eyes! *[sneezes]* Stupid Pepper! *[Starts scratching himself]* Ugh! Now I’m itchy!

*[She knocks over each bucket and they pour out different liquids.]*

**High Roller:** *[Hot sauce lead on his head and eyes]* AHH! HOT SAUCE! *[Lemon juice lead on his head and eyes]* AH! LEMON JUICE!! Ugh! What’s next?! *[Syrup drenches him]* Oh come on! Syrup?! Now I’m all sticky! *[Some melted cheese lands on him]* Ah! Hot Cheese! *[Gets drenched with honey]* Honey?! Now I’m even more sticky?! *[Gets drenched with gravy]* Gravy?! I don’t even like gravy! *[Gets drenched with mushy oatmeal]* Oatmeal?! *[Gets drenched with toothpaste]* Toothpaste?!

*[Just then, he rolls into a large pile of feathers. Joker comes down from the catwalk and confronts the High Roller.]*

**Joker:** Well, well, looks like you've really *plucked* yourself into this situation! *[Laughs]* So, have you had enough yet?

**High Roller:** Yes, I’m too humiliated to continue.

\*\*\*

*[We cut back to the fight with Ace Savvy and Chandler.]*

**Ace Savvy:** You’re not gonna get away with this, Chandler!

**Chandler:** Yes, I am!

*[Chandler shoots some cards at Ace Savvy but he dodges them and he throws his own cards, but Chandler dodges them. Chandler rushes at him with a sudden string of punches; Ace dodges and tries to grab him, but Chandler gets him in a headlock. Ace hits in the head with reverse elbows, this gets him out of Chandler and hits him with a backhand. Both retreat a bit, trying to catch their breath.]*

**Chandler:** I need to get to that device.

*[Chandler runs away from Ace Savvy.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Get back here!

*[The two go in multiple directions, and then Ace pulls out his grappling gun and latches onto a lamppost; he then hits Chandler with a swinging kick. Just then, they end up in the same abandoned lot where One-Eyed Jack is fightng Death Reaper.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Ace!

**Death Reaper:** Chandler!

*[Ace Savvy starts punching and kicking Chandler again, while Death Reaper pulls out his sword and begins swinging at Jack. However, Jack dodges the attacks. Cut to Chandler shooting more Ace, but he dodges and blocks them, then he lunges and kicks Chandler in the face. We cut to One-Eyed Jack ducking under a swing from Death Reaper, then landing an uppercut on him.]*

**One Eyed-Jack:** Hey Ace, you wanna switch?!

**Ace Savvy:** Sure thing, buddy!

*[Ace Savvy punches Chandler to the ground and runs over to Death Reaper and One-Eyed Jack’s direction. One-Eyed Jack runs to Ace Savvy, then jumps, performing a mid-air somersault. Ace Savvy catches him and, using his strength, hurls One-Eyed Jack toward Chandler, where he punches him in the face. We cut to Ace Savvy blocking Death Reaper’s sword strikes and punches and kicks a few times. He tries to do more one swings, but Ace Savvy avoids it by doing a somersaults and kicks him from behind, knocking forward.]*

**Death Reaper:** *[Turns around]* Well, it looks like this is the third time we’ve faced off one-on-one.

**Ace Savvy:** Third time's a charm, Death Reaper. Let's make it s figh that we’ll both remember.

**Death Reaper:** Indeed.

*[They charge at each other and exchange blows. We cut to One-Eyed Jack dodging card shots from Chandler.]*

**Chander:** *[While firing]* One-Eyed Jack? More like One-Eyed Joke!

**One-Eyed Jack:** Look who’s talking!

**Chandler:** I’ll hit you eventually!

*[One card scratches Jack on the side, causing him to wince.]*

**Chandler:** See?!

**One-Eyed Jack:** You only got lucky!

*[One-Eyed Jack and Chandler charge and start pummeling each other.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to High Card and Lady KillStrike parrying each other with them kicking each other a few times. and the two lean in at each other with their full weight. Slowly but surely, Lady KillStrike overpowers High Card and forces her back, then catches him with a high kick to drive him back against a postal service mailbox.]*

**Lady KillStrike:** Face it, High Card, I’ve got you on the ropes this time!

**High Card:** Not for long!

*[High Card pulls out her grappling gun and grapples away.]*

**Lady KillStrike:** Hey!

*[Lady KillStrike grappling gun of ther own and follows suit. They both swing from building to building. ]*

**High Card:** I’ve got to get that device and destroy it!

*[They run on a few buildings before they start swinging again.]*

**Lady KIllStrike:** Just you wait, you can’t run forever! Trying to get to the device won’t do you any good when I’m around!

*[While they’re swinging, Lady KillStrike throws some knives at High Card, who dodges them from all angles, and then deflects one knife with her staff, causing the knife to cut the rope of her enemy’s grappling gun and Lady KillStrike is sent flying into a shop. High Card descends and grabs onto a sign of a magazine store.]*

**High Card:** Phew, that was close. I manage to swing without being stabbed, but I’m out of the woods.

*[Inside the shop, Lady KillStrike wakes up, causing the male vendor to scream in fright.]*

**Lady KillStrike:** Call the police and I’ll break out and kill you.

*[The vendor frightenly nods. We cut to High Card running to the shop.]*

**High Card:** Now’s my chance to take KillStrike to jail and destroy that device!

*[However, she jumps out of the shop and throws some knives, but High Card dodge them.]*

**Lady KillStrike:** Dang it! She’s too quick! You know what? Forget throwing them one at a time, I’ll throw them all at once!

*[Lady KillStrike flips over High Card, takes out her knives, and throws them all at once. High Card gasps before she starts twirling her staff and blocking them. However, a couple hit her arm, leg, shoulder and front chest. She coughs up blood and falls to the ground. Lady KillStrikes lands on the ground and kicks her across the street.]*

**Lady KillStrike:** *[Laughs evilly]* I did it! I actually did it! I’ve actually defeated High Card! I always knew was the greatest assassin, Anthony even said so! *[Laughs even more]*

*[She walks over to High Card as she lays flat on her back,]*

**Lady KillStrike:** You thought you could outplay me a third time, didn’t you? NAo need to answer because you’ve thought wrong. It was I, Lady KillStrike, who outplayed you! I knew it was gonna be a fact eventually, and now I’ll live to tell my future children the tale. Now to get rid of your body so that the authorities don’t have evidence to know I killed her and give me an even longer sentence.

*[As she’s about to pick up High Card, she awakens and catches her wrists.]*

**Lady KillStrike:** WHAT?!

*[She then gets up and punches her across the street and crashes into a building.]*

**Lady KillStrike:** *[Agonized]* H-How?

**High Card:** I knew you'd try to stab me like crazy, so I stuffed my costume with magazines to give it extra padding. *[Opens her collar and reveals the magazines]* You probably didn’t notice me landing on that magazine store earlier.

*[She gets the magazines out of her suit and are left on the ground.]*

**High Card:** I literally can’t believe you were able to fall for that, it looks like your arrogance got the best of you. It’s not surprising for someone as evil as you.

*[Lady KillStrike gets growling and pulls out two more knives.]*

**Lady KillStrike:** You impudent child!

*[The two charge and engage in a fast paced staff and knife barrage clash with both dodging each other’s swings. We cut to a shot of High Card glaring and a shot of Lady KillStrike glaring. Just then, Lady KillStrik kicks High Card in the leg, and then slices her staff in half.]*

**Lady KillStrike:** Ha! You have no weapon! I win!

*[Before she can stab High Card, she knocks the knife out of her hand with one of the half broken staff.]*

**High Card:** Once again you’ve literally been proven wrong!

*[She hits her with a fast barrage of swings from both halves before sweep kicking her to ground and knocking her out with one punch. High Card pants and sits down on the ground.]*

**High Card:** That was rough, a real pain in the butt. Although I used the magazines as padding, they still hurt, but I’m still lucky that the knives didn’t get in too deep. I’ll get these wounds treated later.

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Queen of Diamonds dodging some ice blasts from Ulysses Frost, then she jumps in the air.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** Diamond Spike Ball!

*[She forms the spike ball and throws it, but Ulysses Frost dodges, and then the Queen of Diamonds punches him with diamond gauntlets, knocking him back.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** That’s it, I’ve had enough of this nonsense! I’m going for the device!

*[He blasts an ice path and constructs ice skates around his feet, then he skats away while.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** Oh no, you don't! You’re getting away that easy! Diamond Skates!

*[She skates after him, and we cut to Frost, who is stil blasting to create a trail as he turns around to see the Queen of Diamonds chasing after him.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** Ah, give me a break!

*[Queen of Diamond then catches up and starts ramming him with her shoulder.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** Slow down!

**Ulysses Frost:** Never!

*[He rams her back and as they skate through, Ulysses constructs ramps and he skates over the gap between the ramps. Queen of Diamonds does the same while doing a mid-air pirouette, and then she lands on the path and continues skating.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** I’ll admit that’s actually impressive.

*[Frost creates ice hills, and they go up and down them. The two then go though some formed loop-de-loops. The trail goes upward and they skate across the rooftops.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** Time to put an end to this wild goose chase!

*[She jumps in the air and forms a diamond axe before she descends and shatters the path, causing Ulysses Frost to fall on the roof of a building. She then glides over to Frost.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** Alright, Frost, end of the line! I've got you backed into a corner, and I'll end your frozen nightmare once and for all! *[Fires some diamond shards]* Diamond Splash!

*[The shards fly at Ulysses at fast speeds, and we cut to the Queen looking excited.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** Yes! I’m going for a direct hit! Bullseye! *[She then hears a ringing sound]* Huh? What’s that noise?

*[We then see that the sound was coming from the diamonds ricocheting around Frost.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** You thought you would get a perfect, eh? Well, you’re wrong! As you can see, temperatures below -210 °Celsius or lower will grind everything to a halt! Gases will condense into liquids, and liquids will become solid!

*[Queen of Diamonds becomes confused and shocked.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** Not only that, the air will freeze at sub zero! So, look a little closer, do you see the icy vapor?

*[Just then, the three shards bounce right back at Queen of Diamonds.}*

**Queen of Diamonds:** WHAT?!

*[The shards pierce her shoulders and knees while the other shards fly in different directions.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** That’s my special ability from Power Switch, it’s called Heart of Winter!

*[She falls to the ground, and we cut to Frost surrounded by frozen air shards.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** Now I’ve created a frozen barrier of air. Sure, it’s a trade off from me using my other moves, but I’ll be protected from anything coming at me, including your puny diamonds! I hope you’re all warmed up, Queeny!

*[Queen of Diamonds gets up and groans in pain while holding her shoulders.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** I can’t believe this! How was I supposed to know that this popsicle would pull a dirty trick?! Man, this frozen freaky is really getting under my skin. In fact, he’s literally doing that so I gotta stop him.

*[Frost then makes a run for it, jumping from rooftop to rooftop. However, the Queen of Diamonds chases after him, glides over to him, and kicks him off the building. The two of them crash through the window of a building, land on the floor, and find themselves surrounded by fireworks.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** You little runt! You’re gonna pay for that!

**Queen of Diamonds:** *[In her head]* Brute is barely enough, I need a different way of beating, but what?

*[She looks around the warehouse and spots lighter fluid and a lighter.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** *[In her head]* Yes! That’s it!

**Ulysses Frost:** Hey, what are you looking at? *[Turns around to see the items]* What?! *[His hands glow]* Oh no, you don't!

*[He starts firing some ice blasts at Queen of Diamond, which dodges and cartwheels out of the way before she jumps and kicks Frost in the face, knocking him to the floor. She quickly grabs the lighter fluid and lighter, pours it on the ground, and starts making a circle around Frost.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** *[Gets up]* What are you doing?! Are you trying to kill me?!

**Queen of Diamonds:** No, just weaken with a burning blaze!

*[She throws the bottle and ignites the lighter.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** As if I’d let you!

*[He fires an ice blast and knocks the lighter out of her hands, freezing it solid.]*

**Queen of Diamond:** Dangit!

**Ulysses Frost:** You’re out of luck, Queen of Diamonds! Prepare to be known as the Queen of Ice!

*[He starts firing more ice blasts, but Queen of Diamonds dodges and blocks the attacks with diamond shields.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** I’ve got an Idea! *[Fire some diamond]* Diamond Splash!

*[The diamond shards come flying at Ulysses Frost.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** Not so fast! Heart of Winter!

*[The air around starts freezing and along with the lighter fluid on the ground. A few shards then get deflected in different directions and a couple stab the Queen of Diamonds, causing him to get on one knee.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** *[In his head]* I’m only using this and not my shields because I can still be open, and I can’t move while I freeze my entire body.

*[We cut to Queen of Diamond, despite being wounded, getting up.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** I won’t give up! I don’t care how many shards hit me, I’ll fight to the bitter! *[Fires more shards]* Diamond Shards!

**Ulysses Frost:** You’re still up right? You’re a stubborn kid! But I can take advantage of this, you can splash me all you want, you’re just delaying the inevitable!

*[She gets stabbed again, but a little bit of her blood in Frost’s eyes.]*

**Ulyssess Frost:** What the-?! I can’t see! It’s freezing and making eyes stuck shut! I’ll get this off and when I do-!

*[Queen of Diamonds does another diamond splash, and the results are similar with her getting stabbed by some of the shards, but the only diffence is Frost is by a couple stab shards, causing him to scream in pain.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** *[In her head]* C’mon, Lola! Just ignore the pain!

*[She then continues using the diamond splash despite getting stabbed by the redirected diamonds multiple times, and Frost gets stabbed in the proccess. After firing, she falls to knees and pants from the pain.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** *[Groans]* Everything hurts, but it’s worth it.

**Ulysses Frost:** I can’t believe you wasted all this time trying to hurt me when you were just hurting yourself instead. You’re so pathetic, Queeny!

*[Queen of Diamonds then takes a stick of gum, unrwaps it, and starts chewing it.]*

**Ulysses Frost:** Oh, I see. You have one more piece of gum before I deliver an excruciating death, is that what you're doing? Ha! It is what you’re doing, I knew I was gonna win and you were gonna lose!

**Queen of Diamonds:** Actually, you’re the one who lost, Frost.

**Ulysses Frost:** I lost?! How can that be?! Explain yourself!

**Queen of Diamonds:** I knew your technique was gonna cause my diamond ricochet, so I decided to take advantage of that.

*[We pan up to see multiple diamond shards on the walls leading up to the ceiling window,]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** And you know that hole in the wall we left earlier? It’s allowing light to come in like the open shutter of a camera.

*[The sun comes out from behind the clouds, and its beams reflect off the shards.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** The shards focus the sunlight into the building and allow me to do this!

*[She crumbles up the gum wrapper and flicks it away; just then, the beam ignites the wrapper like a lighting ant on fire with a magnifying glass. The burning wrapper lands in the light fluid, creating a large circle of fire. The surrounding fire causes the frozen air to melt along with the frozen blood in Frost’s eyes.]*

**Ulyssess Frost:** WHAT?!

*[He sticks his hands out to try and fire ice blasts, but he can’t.]*

**Ulyssess Frost:** No! My Power!

**Queen of Diamonds:** It took a lot of effort to get to this point, but now I finally got you right where I want you! Diamond Gauntlets!

*[She constructs diamond gauntlets and starts punching him several times, then the final punch causes him to collapse to the floor and fall unconscious.]*

**Queen of Diamond:** Like I said at the Southeastern Michigan Pageant, a girl's most important accessory is her brain.

\*\*\*

*[We cut back to Royal Flush and the Poacher fighting where Royal Flush hits him with Monkey Wrench, and then she dodges some shots from the Poacher’s dartgun.]*

**Royal Flush:** You couldn’t hit me with those darts if you tried a million times!

*[Just then, the Poacher hits Royal Flush away with the back of his gun.]*

**The Poacher:** Then I don’t need my darts!

*[Royal Flush lands near a toy store and sees a display of realistic toy animals in the window.]*

**Royal Flush:** *[Mischievously smiles]* I feel an idea in my head.

*[She quickly goes inside the store and comes back out with the toys, which were free because of her reputation as a superhero.]*

**Royal Flush:** Now let’s get down to business.

*[She goes around the part of town she's in, placing different animal toys in various locations, such as a toy bunny on top of a car, a toy ferret next to a stop sign, a toy mongoose on a lamppost, a toy raccoon on a trash can, and so on. She turns them on and each other makes different sounds.]*

**Royal Flush:** Now to wait for that Animal Hater to take bait.

*[She goes into an alley and hides under an old box. We cut to the Poacher walking through the streets with his dart gun in his hands.]*

**The Poacher:** Now where she is?

*[Suddenly, he hears the sound of a bunny thumping, Crockett bites his lips as he feels the urge to hunt.]*

**The Poacher:** Oh, forget that girl! Must get that fuzzy animal!

*[He then goes and shoots down the toy bunny then we jumpcut to him shooting down the rest of the toys. We also see the Royal Flush following the Poacher under the box.]*

**The Poacher:** Yes! Now to add these to my collections!

*[He walks to one of the toy animals, but he finds the screws and circuits.]*

**The Poacher:** What the-?!

*[Just then, Royal Flush jumps out of the box and tackles the Poacher to the ground.]*

**The Poacher:** You little stinker! You tricked me! I’ll kil you, hear me?! I’ll-!

*[Royal Flush knocks him out with her monkey wrench.]*

**Royal Flush:** Ha! I got you like a predator catching its prey!

\*\*\*

*[We cut back to the confrontation between Eleven of Hearts and Felicia Mascra on the building, where the former throws heart bombs and the latter slices them, and they blow up with her lipstick lasers.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** Crap!

*[Eleven of Hearts flings her sash, and it wraps around Felicia’s wrist. She then bodiy slams to the floor.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** Ha! How do you like that?!

**Felicia Mascara:** *[Slowly gets up]* Not that much, but how do you like this?!

*[She then does the same technique with hair.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** *[Agonized]* Copycat!

**Felicia Mascara:** You know what they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

**Eleven of Hearts** Well, flattery won’t stop me from kicking your butt!

*[She then comes running at Felicia Mascara to tackle her, but she feels her phone and pulls it to check it.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** Ooh! Status Update!

*[Just then, Felicia trips her and she falls off the building.]*

**Felicia Mascara:** Haha! You’re such a twit!

*[However, Eleven of Hearts uses her lasso to pull her off the building. They continue fighting while falling. Felicia tries to spray Eleven of Hearts with her deadly perfume, but she kicks both of them away. Felicia then tries to stab her with hair, but Eleven of Heart dodges, then she grabs her hair, pulls over to her, and punches her in the face. The two then crash inside a water truck, causing the employee driving to scream in panic, lose control, and the truck spirals out of control, crashing into a lamppost. The employee gets out of the trunk and runs away screaming. Eleven of Hearts slowly crawls and then stands up with a slight limp.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** *[Coughs and gasps for air]* That was some ride.

*[Just then, Felicia Mascara emerges from debris with her hair quite limp and soggy.]*

**Felicia Mascara:** *[deliberately]* This isn’t over.

*[She tries to take the opportunity to continue attacking Eleven of Hearts while she is weak. She lashes out with a hair whip, but it falls limply back over her face. She tries again, with the same result. Her hair spray has been washed out. The anger and determination on her face turns to disbelief and shock at the state of her hair.]*

**Felicia Mascara:** *[stammering]* Oh! My hair! What happened to my hair?! YOU BROKE MY HAIR! I’LL TEAR YOUR HIGHLIGHTS AND GUTS OUT!

*[She charges at her and runs to attack with her lipstick lasers, but Eleven of Hearts wraps both of her wrists with her sash and starts punching her in the face. She then knocks her down with a sweep kick, and then she punches her in the face one more time, knocking her out.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** You may be pretty on the outside, but you’re ugly on the inside.

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the Night Club trying to punch Electromancer, but he dodges each of them.]*

**Electromancer:** You can’t touch me, girl! I’m too fast and fully-charged!

*[He punches twice, making her stumble backward. She holds her guitar.*

**Night Club:** Well, I’m all tuned up!

*[Night Club blasts some sound waves at him, but he quickly dodges them.]*

**Electromancer:** You say that sound beats light, but right now I’m proving the claim completely wrong by shocking you to death!

*[He shoots her with an electric blast, knocking her back, but she slowly gets up.]*

**Night Club:** I’m not done, Sparky!

*[She flies over to him with her jetpack and tries to tackle him, but he flies and passes through the lines of telephone poles.]*

**Night Club:** Dang it! Man, this guy is a lot more

**Electromancer:** *[From the telephone lines]* A little charge is just what I need to bring the pain!

*[He then comes out of the phone line and starts punching Night Club. She tries punching back, but he retreats back into the phone lines.]*

**Night Club:** You’re gonna pay for that, Spark Plug!

*[He moves in and out of the phone lines to launch sneak attacks on Night Club. She flies in different directions to try to punch and kick her, but the attacks miss.]*

**Electromancer:** *[From the telephone lines]* Yes! The more I travel the line, *[Comes out and punches Night Club]* the easier it is to come from above and knock your lights!

*[She tries to sound blast him, but he retreats and then comes out behind her.]*

**Electromancer:** What’s wrong, Night Club? Can handle a little spark?!

*[He punches her again, making her fall to her knees and start panting.]*

**Electromancer:** Is it sinking in yet? Thousands of jolts are at my disposal! And to really drive the point home, I’ll be sure to charge my bill for the month to your address! *[Chuckles]*

*[Night Club glares as she slowly gets up. He then lunges at Night Club.]*

**Electromancer:** It’s lights out, Night Club!

*[Night Club grabs her guitar and hits him with a sound wave, launching him away in the air.]*

**Night Club:** Looks like you were too busy flapping your gums to launch your attack fast enough.

*[She activates her jet and flies in the air. Electromancer stops and hovers in pace to see Night Club flying at him.]*

**Electromancer:** Take this!

*[He tries blasting her with several electric beams, but she avoids each one and hits him with a sound wave.]*

**Night Club:** Ha! You like that?!

**Electromancer:** No, but do you like this?!

*[Electromancer delivers an electric beam that sends her flying, and she crashes through a window of a building. The employees get startles by her landing in their office.}*

**Male Employee #1:** Hey, who’s that?

**Male Employee #2:** It’s that club girl!

*[They go over to her and two employees pick her up by the arms.]*

**Female Employee #1:** Are you okay?

**Night Club:** Yeah, I’m good, but I’ll walk it off. Hey, does anyone have rubber gloves?

**Female Employee #2:** I got some!

*[She goes to her desk, takes them out of her desk’s drawer, and gives them to Night Club. She puts them on. "Suddenly, the sound of Electromancer laughing fills the air, causing the employees to become scared while Night Club remains determined. Just then, he appears on the screen of an employee’s computer.]*

**Electromancer:** You can’t stop me any more than you can stop the rain….

*[He transfers him out of the computer.]*

**Electromancer:** Or lighting!

*[He fires an electric blast, but Night Club jumps out of the way and the employees run screaming out of the room.]*

**Night Club:** I wouldn’t be so cocky because I’m geared up and ready to rock and roll! *[Strikes a fighting pose]*

**Electromancer:** Fine, let’s finish this!

*[Electromancer throws some punches, but he blocks them with her gloved fist. He delivers a few punches and then a jump kick to his face. Electromancer throws some electric balls, but she knocks them away.]*

**Electromancer:** You better be careful, Night Club! Or else my blasts will set the building on fire!

**Night Club:** I’m counting on it.

*[Electromancer fires another electric beam, prompting Night Club to block it with a gloved hand and then deflect it, allowing the beam to hit a stack of paper and set it on fire. Electromancer chuckles at this act, but then the sprinklers activate and rain down on them, putting out the fire. Electromancer tries blasting her, but his hands glow and only emit small sparks until they dim.]*

**Electromancer:** What?! No!

**Night Club:** I needed that fire to start the sprinklers to weaken you while also keeping the workers safe. Call it killing two birds with one stone.

*[Night Club lunges over to Electromancer, then delivers a fast flurry of punches and kicks, then she unleashes a powerful sound wave, knocking him across the room and knocking him unconscious.]*

**Night Club:** Thank you and goodnight!

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Night of Hearts dodging some sonic screams from Miss Shriek.]*

**Night of Hearts:** C’mon!

*[Night of Hearts rushes up and punches Miss Shriek in the face, knocking her back a bit. Miss Shriek does one more sonic scream, but she dodges a few times.]*

**Miss Shriek:** Hold still, you brat!

**Night of Hearts:** Never!

*[Night of Hearts then grabs Miss Shriek by the throat, tosses her to the ground, and kicks her in the stomach while she lies on the ground. Miss Shriek jumps up and kicks in her face, then she punches and kicks, then sonic screams at her, knocking her away into a Music Store.]*

**Store Owner:** Whoa, dudette! You took a real spill!

**Night of Hearts:** But I’ll pull through.*[Just then, Night of Hearts spots some amp and she smiles.]*

**Night of Hearts:** That’s it! Hey dude, I’d like those!

**Store Owner:** Sure things!

*[We cut to Miss Shriek walking through the street.]*

**Miss Shriek:** Where is that foolish child?

*[We pan over to the Night of Hearts standing on top of the amps with her guitar plugged in, and the amps connected to each other.]*

**Night of Hearts:** Over here, you squealer! And I’m about to take you down!

**Miss Shriek:** Oh, darling, prepare yourself for a symphony of your demise! My scream will be the last thing you hear. It will be a cacophony of nightmares, a horrific storm that shatters bones and pierces souls

*[She takes a deep breath while Night of Hearts turns up the volume on her guitar and the volume on the amp. Shriek unleashes a powerful sonic scream, and Night of Hearts unleashes a powerful sound wave; the blasts clash, culminating in a huge stalemate. Shriek screams harder, but Night of Hearts strums even harder and sweats a little. Just then, the sound wave dissipates the mystical energy from Shriek’s scream. Shriek, struggling to keep her composure, clutches her ears as if in pain. Night of Hearts then stops strumming.]*

**Night of Hearts:** Now’s my chance!

*[Night of Hearts leaps over to Miss Shriek to pummel her with some punches, kicks, and elbow strikes. She then grabs her by the wrist and throws in a building.]*

**Miss Shriek:** This can't be, this spirit is supposed to give me… strength. *[Passes out]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut shootout between Wild Card Willy and Sniper Fox, both swiftly dodge each other’s shots.]*

**Wild Card Willy:** You shoot like my grandma, Fox!

**Sniper Fox:** Grandma must have been a sharpshooter then! You aim like a dazed cowboy!

*[Willy ducks behind a car, narrowly avoiding a barrage of bullets. He then fires back and hits Sniper Fox, causing him to grun in pain.]*

**Wild Card Willy:** Bingo!

*[He growls and fires back. Willy does a quick step and shoots back; the bullets clog the barrel of Fox’s gun.]*

**Wild Card Willy:** Double bingo!

*[Willy comes running at Fox, but Sniper Fox pulls out a double-barrel shotgun and cocks it, causing Willy to gasp. He fires, but Willy leaps out of the way. He keeps firing and Willy keeps dodging.]*

**Sniper Fox:** Let’s see if you can beat this!

*[Willy shots him in the head, but he shakes it off and fires again. Willy then fires two shots, clogging the two barrels of the shot.]*

**Sniper Fox:** Crap! Freaking crap! *[Slams the gun on the ground.]*

**Wild Card Willy:** Triple bingo! *[Aims his gun]*

**Sniper Fox:** Alright, time to break out the heavy artillery!

*[He pulls out a large-scale assault rifle and loads it with some long gold bullets.]*

**Sniper Fox:** Prepare to feel my true wrath!

*[He fires, Wild Card Willy dodges, and the bullet blows up a car.]*

**Wild Card Willy:** Holy Guacamole!

*[He runs away and Fox gives chase.]*

**Sniper Fox:** Why run?! I wanna end this with a bang! Literally!

*[He starts shooting and Wild Card Willy quickly avoids the explosions. He then stumbles upon a manhole and grabs the cover to use it as a shield. Fox chuckles as he fires again, causing an explosion that knocks him down into the sewers, and Sniper Fox jumps inside. Willy lands on his back while Sniper Fox lands on his feet.]*

**Sniper Fox:** Ready to call it quits?

**Wild Card Willy:** Never!

*[He shakes off the water and kicks the gun out of his hand. The two start punching and kicking each other; Fox grabs his wrist and throws him to the floor. Sniper Fox tries to go in for a punch, but Wild Card Willy rolls out of the way and jumps back on their feet. Willy punches him in the face and knees his stomach. He tries to throw a kick, but Fox grabs his leg and slams him against the wall. Fox then tackles him and they fall down a hole, then land on the floor. Willy kicks him off, gets up, and pulls his revolver and spins it. Sniper Fox gets up as Willy aims his gun at him.]*

**Wild Card Willy:** One last round. Handguns, not rifles.

**Sniper Fox:** You’re on, but this time I’ll even the odds.

*[He pulls out his own revolver and aims it at Willy. They both shoot at each other with them avoid each other’s shots. Willy then shoots him in the knee, the arm, and the neck. She gets three shots off, but Fox jumps out of the way and shoots three bullets; they pierce her skin, falls to the floor, and drops his gun. He holds his side and winces. He walks up to him and aims his gun at his gun.]*

**Sniper Fox:** Yes! Looks like I’m gonna win this round, Willy! My sharp precision has the best of the bunch! Like I said before, only cowards use rubber bullets! Prepare to head for the round-up, Willy!

*[In slow motion, Willy tries reacheing for his gun as Fox clicks the hammer. WIly finally grabs his gun and fires his gun first; Fox becomes shocked as the bullet gets closer to his face, this causes him to shoot and miss. Finally, the rubber bullets hit his eye, causing him to fall to the floor. Willy sits up as he writhes in pain on the ground.]*

**Sniper Fox:** AAH! MY EYE! MY FREAKING EYE!

**Wild Card Willy:** My rubber bullets can cause serious damage if they're fired up close. So I guess using rubber bullets isn't so cowardly after all, huh?

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the Blocker avoiding Armadillan’s dash attacks.]*

**The Blocker:** Missed me!

*[Just then, Armadillian comes out of his shell and unleashes his claws.]*

**Armadillan:** How do you like this?!

*[He tries swiping at him, but the Blocker activates his shield and hinders his attack. He strikes him several times with his shields. However, he does get back into his shell before the Blocker can hit again, and starts rolling again. He starts running, and Armadillan chases him in different directions.]*

**The Blocker:** Man, this guy is really stubborn! How is he able to catch up to me so easily?!

*[He then goes inside a phone booth and the villain rolls past him. Armadillian then starts sniffing him out.]*

**The Blocker:** Oh, I see. He may not be able to see me, but he can smell me with his strong sense of smell.

*[He then thinks for a moment and smiles.]*

**The Blocker:** Maybe I can use that to my advantage.

*[He gets out of the phone and goes into the street.]*

**The Blocket:** Hey! Over here!

**Armadillan:** Alright, let’s play some more tag!

*[He does get back into his shell before the Blocker can hit again, and starts rolling again. The Blocker starts running and then, he sees a moving Glue Truck. He then stands before and activates his shield.]*

**The Blocker:** Stop!

*[The truck comes to halt and the employees stick their heads out the windows.]*

**Employee #1:** Hey kid! What are you doing in the middle of the road?!

**The Blocker:** There’s an armadillo coming down that hill!

**Employee #2:** You stopped us for that?!

**Employee #1:** Yeah, we can just drive past.

*[Suddenly, Armadillan comes rolling down the hill.]*

**Employee #1:** That’s one big armadillo!

**Employee #2:** Yeah! Run for it!

*[They get out of the truck and then the Blocker jumps out of the way. Armadillian crashes into the trunk, causing glue to spill out and he gets stuck in the process. He tries rolling and jumping out of the glue, but he can’t.]*

**Armadillan:** I can barely move!

**The Blocker:** Looks like you’ll have to get out of your shell if you want to get unstuck.

**Armadillan:** Fine!

*[He does so and tries to pounce on the Blocker.]*

**Armadillan:** Now to shred you to pieces!

*[However, he shocks him with his shield and smacks him away with his regular shield into a building.]*

**The Blocker:** Consider yourself shell-shocked!

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Deuce throwing explosive diapers at Spray Master, which he dodges, and then he sprays her.]*

**Spray Master:** You have to do better than that, little tyke!

*[Deuce growls and pounces on his face and starts hitting him, but he is able to shake her off.]*

**Spray Master:** Face it, kid, your poopy diapers may be stinky, but my musk is even stinkier and can beat any foul smell known to man!

*[He tries to spray again, but he runs out of musk.]*

**Spray Master:** Crap!

*[Deuce looks at him smug and then she starts throwing diapers several at him before knocking him out.]*

**Deuce:** Poo-poo!

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Eight of Spades and Tanooki fighting on the rooftops; the former hits her with her shovel a few times, but the latter swipes with her claws a few times.]*

**Tanooki:** You can’t stop me! I’m formidable!

**Eight of Spades:** So am I.

*[She hits her again, and we pan down to Strong Suit throwing some cars at Brass Knuckles, but he dodges and throws some lampposts.]*

**Strong Suiit:** You’re a wimpy thrower!

**Brass Knuckles:** Am not!

*[She then lifts up a truck and throws it, then it lands on top of him. However, his fist burst out of the truck, and came all the way out.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** Is that best you got?!

**Strong Suit:** Not even close!

*[She runs over to him and uppercuts him high into the air. She then leaps over in the air before she punches him several times and kicks down. We cut to Eight of Spades dodging some claw strikes from Tanooki.]*

**Eight of Spades:** You’re too slow .

*[She tackles off the building and glides down. Tanooki tries slashing her, but she kicks her down. Just then, all three of them end up in a construction site; Brass Knuckles crashes down on a cement truck, and Tanooki kands on steel girders. Strong Suit and Eight of Spades lands on his feet.]*

**Strong Suits:** Spades, you’re here!

**Eight of Spades:** Yes, and why don’t we lend each other a hand?

**Strong Suit:** Sounds good enough for me!

*[Brass Knuckles and Tanooki get back on their feet.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** You mind helping me out?

**Tanooki:** But of course.

*[Brass Knuckles grabs some girders and throws them at Strong Suit, she grabs it and throws it back. Tanooki grabs a jackhammer and turns it on; she charges at Eight of Spades and tries hitting her with it, but she dodges and knocks it out of her hands, breaking it. The two of them exchange blows with each other. Strong Suit starts punching Brass Knuckles, then she grabs a bucket of paint and splashes him with it.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** OW! My eyes!

*[While blinded, Strong Suit jumps and delivers a kick, knocking him away. He wipes the paint and spots a wrecking ball.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** Perfect!

*[He rips the wrecking ball from the cane and starts swinging it in the air. He leaps forward and swings the ball down.]*

**Strong Suit:** Whoa!

*[She dives out of the way and the ball plows into the ground.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** Did you see that?! I came in like a wrecking ball!

*[He continues swinging at Strong Suit, who dodges each swing. She then punches the ball, after a long pause, the ball starts cracking and breaks to pieces.]*

**Strong Suit:** More like a breaking ball!

*[She goes in for a punch, but Brass Knuckles backhands her away. As she lands, her hands get stuck in two pits of cement. The cement then dries.]*

**Strong Suit:** What?!

**Brass Knuckles;** *[Walks over to her]* Ha! You're a sitting duck covered in cement!

*[She then starts straining and tries raising her arm up. With a burst of supreme strength,she pulls his hands free, lifting the cement blocks with him. The blocks attached to her hands are like makeshift boxing gloves.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** Should’ve seen that coming!’

*[Strong Suit starts punching him several times with her block hands until they break apart.]*

**Strong Suit:** Say bye bye!

*[She uppercuts him over the tower that’s underconstruction. We cut to Eight of Spades running at Tanooki to attack her, but she starts overwhelming her with her tail wind attack.]*

**Eight of Spades:** You’re really starting to get on my nerves,

*[She blows her away and hits the site’s fence. Tanooki unleashes her claws and runs to her to strike, but Strong Suit tackles her to the ground.]*

**Strong Suit:** Not so fast!

*[Strong Suit starts punching her in the face, making her dazed.]*

**Strong Suit:** Now to put you in a coma!

*[Strong Suit raises her fist to punch her. She shakes her head to get out of her daze.].*

**Tanooki:** Not before I do this! ロードローラーだ！(Road Roller Da!)

**Strong Suit:** *[Confused]* What?

*[Suddenly, a shadow looms over Strong Suit. She looks up, and it turns out to be Brass Knuckles coming down with a steamroller.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** I’m going to roll over you!

*[The steamroller lands on Strong Suit, but she starts punching to push it back.]*

**Strong Suit:** Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch!

**Brass Knuckles:** It’s too late! There’s no escape!

*[He starts punching it down, and we cut back and forth to both of them punching in their stalemate.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** IT’S OVER! I’LL FLATTEN YOU!

*[He throws one final punch, and Strong Suit counters with one last punch as well.]*

**Strong Suit:** PUNCH!

*[The roller lands on top of her completely, much to Eight of Spades' shock and Tanooki's amazement.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** I did it.

*[We cut to a shot of the wheel of the steamroller in the crater.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** I actually defeated her, I actually defeated the Strong Suit!

*[He starts laughing evily.]*

**Brass Knuckles** I knew all along that I was the real deal! The real powerhouse! The real strongest!

*[Eight of Spades starts growling and goes to tackle her, but instead she gets tackled by Tanooki. The two of them exchange blows before blinding her with her smoke bombs.]*

**Tanooki:** *[Coughs]* Can’t see!

*[Just then, she jumps from behind the smoke and starts beating her senseless with her shovel.]*

**Eight of Spades:** Now let the darkness.

*[She hits with one final swing, knocking her out. We cut to Brass Knuckles on top of the steam roller.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** Now to get rid of her body so I’ll get lighter sentences.

*[Suddenly, he hears and feels rumbling beneath his feet.]*

**Strong Suit:** Huh? What’s that?

*[Miraculousy, Strong Suit bursts through the steam roller.]*

**Strong Suit:** What’s up, Brass?!

**Brass Knuckles:** How did you-?!

**Strong Suit:** Simple, I used my fists and strength burrow through the ground. Looks like you were wrong, you idiot. You can’t get rid of me that easily.

*[She then punches him off the steamroller and onto the ground. She jumps off the roller.]*

**Strong Suit:** Looks like you’re at the end of your rope, chump.I’ll give you a chance to call it quits and I’ll spare you.

**Brass Knuckles:** No! I won’t let you win! I will prove that I'm the strongest!

*[He rushes at Strong Suit and delivers a strong kick.However, Strong Suit lands a punch that connects with the kick. Suddenly, his knee starts cracking, causing Brass to gasp. Just then, his leg begins to crumble along with the rest of Brass’ armor.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** No! NO! NOOOOOO!

*[He falls on the ground, and he once again revealed to be a skinny man clad in an orange jumpsuit.]*

**Strong Suit:** Still a tiny, worthless weakling, huh?

**Brass Knuckles:** Please! Don’t hurt me! I’m begging you! Forgive me!

**Strong Suit:** You can beg all you want, I still won’t forgive you. Nor will I show you any mercy. Call it extra for throwing a steamroller on me.

**Brass Knuckles:** I’m only doing it for the money! You can have it all!

**Strong Suit:** Geez! You're a real piece of work!

*[Cut to a shot of her hand as crenches it into a fist.]*

**Strong Suit:** What you owe me…. can never be paid back with money!

*[Strong Suit delivers a fast barrage of punches to Brass’s whole body. Cut to a shot of his face as he grunts in pain and feels the impact of the punches. Finally, Strong Suit delivers an insanely strong uppercut that launches him high in the air.]*

**Brass Knuckles:** CURSE YOU, STRONG SUIT!

*[We cut to the Great Wall of China where a father and son named Haruki and Hiroto were walking on the bridge. Just then, Brass Knuckles lands on the wall.]*

**Hiroto:** 那是谁，父亲？(Who is that, father?)

**Haruki:**我不知道，他看起来像动画片里的那些游侠超级英雄。(I don't know, he looks like those ranger superheroes in that cartoon.)

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Madame Roulette and Shadow Tracer punching and kicking each other, then Shadow Tracer tries to throw another punch, but Roulette catches their fist and hits them with a backfist, making her stumble backwards.]*

**Madame Roulette:** I won't let you get to that device!

**Shadow Tracer:** Try me!

*[Shadow Tracer tries to karate chop Roulette, but she blocks and kicks them in the face. She throws some cards, prompting Tracer to dodge. Some grays her mask and rips some holes. Madame Roulette tries to throw some punches, but Shadow Tracer dodges and ducks before they punch her in the face and then kicks her with both feet. Madame Roulette throws some white ball bombs; Shadow Tracer avoids the explosion, but the flames from explosions burn*

*off a part of his mask.]*

**Madame Roulette:** If you give up now, you won’t be in a body cast.

**Shadow Tracer:** I’m the one who’s gonna put you in a body cast!

*[Shadow Tracer dashes and punches Madame Roulette's jaw, making the hero jump back. They then attempt to kick Madame Roulette, but the hero catches him and delivers a punch. Madame Roulette retaliates by grabbing their wrists and throwing Shadow Tracer to the ground and trying to punch him, only to be kicked in the face. Recovering quickly, Shadow Tracer kicks Madame Roulette off him and follows up with a series of punches, finishing the combo with a kick to the chest. Shadow Tracer then falls on his back and is left dazed.]*

**Madame Roulette;** Alright, now to take this person to jail.

*[However, she stops in her tracks and quints, spying some blonde hair sticking out of the holes.]*

**Madame Roulette:** Wait a minute…

*[She then takes off her mask, causing her to gasp in shock. Shadow Tracer is revealed to be Cassie Maroney, daughter of Tony Maroney. She shakes her head and puts her hands, feeling that her mask is gone. She then gets up.]*

**Cassie:** So, you finally know, huh?

**Madame Roulette:** Cassie Maroney, I should’ve known it was you.

**Cassie:** Surprise, Madame Roulette? You always did have a knack for solving any mystery, but this time, I managed to slip past your watchful eye.

*[We cut to a flashback where at Great Lakes Juvinelle Hall, we see Cassie aggressively filing her nails.]*

**Cassie:** *[Narrating]* I was really angry after you’ve beaten me, I wanted to get you back so badly, but I couldn’t because I was stuck in the slammer. But I found that my way of escape was in my hands.

*[She looks at the nail file and mischievously smiles before she starts filing the bars on her cell window.]*

**Cassie:** *[Narrating]* It was surprising that the file was strong.

*[After cutting down the bars, she jumps through and runs from the detention center.]*

**Cassie:** *[Narrating]* After I escaped, I decided to form my own identity.

*[We cut to Cassie putting on her costume and buckling her utility belt, then posing confidently.]*

**Cassie:** *[Narrating]* And on that day, I became Shadow Tracer.

*[We cut back to the present.]*

**Madame Roulette:** At least that’s than you copying me. I still can’t believe your back

**Cassie:** I believe it. Besides, why copy you when I can just take you out of this world?!

**Madame Roulette:** I’d like to see you try!

*[She forms a fighting stance and so does Cassie.]*

**Cassie:** Of course, I’ve been looking forward to this rematch.

*[They both charge at each other and start punching and kicking each other. Cassie then throws Roulette to the ground, but she kicks Cassie to the floor. Roulette gets on Cassie’s back, grabs her hair, and slams her to the floor several times, causing her to get a bloody nose. However, Cassie elbows her off and gets on her to start punching her in the face and gounges her eyes. Madame Roulette then kicks her off the building. She gets up to run and jump off the building so she could glide after her.]*

**Cassie:** I have to break my fall!

*[She pulls out her grappling gun and swings from building to building. Madame Roulette follows suit.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut back to the fight with Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack, Chandler and Death Reaper. Ace dodges some sword swipes from Death Reaper, then he kicks him away.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Take that!

*[Cut to One-Eyed Jack punching and kicking Chandler, then he shoots him with his poker chip blaster.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Call!

*[Just then, Madame Roulette and Cassie swing to the area where the four of them were fighting, and they continue fighting.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Madame Roulette!

**Madame Roulette:** *[While holding back a punch]* Ace! Shadow Tracer is Cassie Maroney!

**Ace Savvy:** Holy crap!

*[Cassie punches Madame Roulette to the ground and then she tackles Ace to the ground before she starts pummeling his face.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Ace! I’m coming!

*[He runs to help Ace, but Death Reaper intercepts by throwing a knife at him, pinnning him agains the fence with him hanging by the collar. Cut to Madame Roulette on the ground.]*

**Madame Roulette:** Jack!

*[Roulette goes to help, but Death Reaper picks his rifle and starts shooting at her. Madame Roulete quickly dodges the attacks.]*

**Cassie:** Chandler! We’ll keep these guys busy while you activate the device!

**Chandler:** Cool! Thanks!

*[He runs away.]*

**Ace Savvy:** NO!

*[He punches Cassie in the face and kicks her off before he chases after Chandler.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Go, Ace! Stop Chandler!

*[He frees himself so that he and Madame Roulette can continue fighting Death Reaper and Cassie.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Chandler arriving at the radio station. He then goes to the back of the building and climbs up the ladder. When he gets to the roof, Chandler basks in the glory of the device.]*

**Ace Savvy:** *[Off-screen]* Chandler!

*[He turns around to see Ace, who has also climbed the ladder and has a serious expression on his face.]*

**Chandler:** Ah, Ace Savvy, have you come to watch the light show?

**Ace Savvy:** Chandler, this madness ends now! I won’t let you manipulate everyone’s minds!

**Chandler:** Then try and stop me!

*[Ace strikes first, he does a jump-spin kick and Chandler skids backwards. He rushes back and throws punches, but Ace dodges. Ace then clenches his fist before delivering a punch to the face and following it up with a knee to the stomach. However, Chandler throws him to the floor.]*

**Chandler:** It’s pointless to continue, Ace!

*[Ace jumps up and follows with a punch and kick to Chandler’s face.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Not when you have hope!

*[The two continue to pummel each other. We cut to One-Eyed Jack, Madame Roulette, Death Reaper, and Cassie punching and kicking each other.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Don’t you know that you’ll get controlled too?!

**Death Reaper:** That won’t happen because to resist to have a strong will!

*[He kicks him, causing him to skid backward,]*

**Death Reaper:** As you can see, my will is as strong as ox!

*[Just then, the members arrive in Vanzilla and find One-Eyed Jack and Madame Roulette fighting Death Reaper and Cassie.]*

**Night Club:** They look like they're struggling, dudes.

**Strong Suit:** We’d better help him!

*[The girls get out of the van and attack Death Reaper and Cassie with each of their weapons and abilities.When Death Reaper becomes dazed, High Card delivers some kicks to his face and stomach. She then allows Strong Suit to deliver a fast flurry of punches, and finally, he delivers one more punch, knocking him out.]*

**Strong Suit:** Boo-yah!

*[We cut to Madame Roulette and Cassie punching and kicking each other and blocking each other's attacks. Madame Roulette throws one more punch at Cassie, who catches it. Cassie also throws a punch at Madame Roulette, who also catches it, making them locked.]*

**Casssie:** You’re wasting your time! It’ll all be over when Chandler turns that machine on!

**Madame Roulette:** We’ll see about that!

*[She headbutts Cassie, making her stumble backward. She then grabs her by the neck, slams her to the floor, and knocks her out with her.]*

**High Card:** Good job, guys!

**One-Eyed Jack:** So, what did you guys do with the other villains?

**High Card:** We called the police and they’re rounding them up.

**Madame Roulette:** Cool.

**Joker:** Where’s Lincoln?

**One-Eyed Jack:** He went after Chandler.

**Strong Suit:** He’ll definitely kick her butt!

*[We cut to Ace Savvy throwing some cards at Chandler, whod dodges them.]*

**Chandler:** I don’t care how many pairs you lay down, you won't make me fold!

*[He then shoots some cards at Ace, who also dodges.]*

**Ace Savvy:** But I will make you call, call for mercy!

*[He pulls out a grappling gun and fires at Chandler; the claw latches onto his shoulder and propels himself over to Chandler, and hits in the face with a flying kick. Chandler hits the floor and is left with a black eye. He growls as he gets up and then runs at Ace to deliver a series of punches to the face, causing Ace to get a bloody nose. Once Ace becomes dazed, Chandler hits him with a backhand, knocking him to the ground. Chandler runs to the device, but Ace snaps out of it and throws some at Chandler, piercing his side and drawing blood.]*

**Chandler:** AAH! You cheap piece of crap!

**Ace Savvy:** You’re the one who’s cheap, Chandler!

*[Ace gets up to tackle him, but Chandler grabs him by the neck and strangles him. He then headbutts him back on the ground. As Ace coughs, Chandler starts typing on the control panel and then sets the timer.]*

**Compute voice:** Mind control sequence will commence in 10 minutes.

*[Ace hears this and gasps.]*

**Ace Savvy:** NO!

*[He gets up and puts in a choke hold in an attempt to knock him out. However, Chandler elbows his stomach and punches him in the face, allowing him to escape. Just then, Ace then spots a red button on the machine with the words “SELF DESTRUCT”.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Yes! Talk about luck!

*[He runs to the button, and Chandler sees the button as well.]*

**Chandler:** NO! Why was that in the blueprints?!

*[As Ace gets closer to the button, Chandler stands in his way and starts punching him in the face.]*

**Chandler:** I won’t let you blow up all my hard work!

*[Ace then blocks Chandler’s punch and makes his fist punch himself, then he delivers a kick.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Your hard work was a failure to begin with! Your Legion was never a match for my team!

*[The two then start wrestling on the ground.]*

**Chandler:** Just you wait! I’ll get more criminals! And then you’ll see! You’ll see how strong the Legion of Evil really is!

*[They both start punching each other in the face. We cut to the Full House Gang where they see the glowing light from the Cranium Spinel.]*

**Card Counter:** Sweet Einstein! The device is in its activation stage!

**Queen of Diamonds:** Chandler must be giving Lincoln some real trouble!

**One-Eyed Jack:** We gotta go help him before it’s too late!

*[The gang quickly gets in vanzilla and speeds off.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut back to Ace Savvy and Chandler grappling each other with the former pushing his face back.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Stop resisting, Chandler! You’re only hurting yourself!

**Chandler:** No! I’m hurting you!

*[Just then, Chandler bends one of his fingers, causing Ace to screech in pain. Chandler then starts pummeling Ace Savvy.]*

**Chandler:** I’ve won, Ace! You’ve lost! This city is mine! ALL MINE!

*[We cut to a shot of the gang climbing up the laddar and when they get up, they find Chandler beating up Ace.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** HEY! Let him go!

**High Card:** Get him!

*[They all tackle Chandler and end up in a fight cloud until High Card holds him down.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Thanks, guys! And I found that the machine has a self-destructed button!

**Strong Suit:** Then what are you waiting for?! Go push it!

**Ace Savvy:** Right!

*[He quickly approaches the button and presses it.]*

**Computer voice:** Self Destruction has been activated. Detonation will begin in 20 seconds.

**Ace Savvy:** Oh boy! Everyone get off the roof! Go! Go! GO!

*[All of them quickly get off the roof and run away from the building.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Wait! The employees!

*[The Full house Gang goes inside the building and starts untying all the employees.}*

**Computer voice:** Self-destruct in ten… nine…

**Ace Savvy:** Hurry guys!

**Computer voice:** Eight… seven…

**One-Eyed Jack:** We’re running out of time!

**Computer voice:** Six… five…

**High Card:** Almost done!

**Computer voice:** Four…

*[We then see Eleven of Hearts tied to the employee.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** Uh.. a little help here!

**Ace Savvy:** Someone help Hearts!

**Computer voice:** Three…

*[High Card starts untying Eleven of Hearts and the employee.]*

**Computer voice:** Two…

*[The employee and Eleven of Hearts are now free.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Alright, let’s scram!

*[Everyone gets out of the building.]*

**Computer voice:** One…

*[Finally, the tower and the building detonate in a huge ball of fire.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** Phew! That was close.

**Ace Savvy:** But we made it out alive and that’s what matters.

*[Chandler, with a look of despair and despair, on his face, falls to his knees.]*

**Chandler:** Everything I’ve worked for…. All up in flames.

*[However, the Cranium Spinel falls out of the sky undamaged; Chandler tries to grab it, but Queen of Diamonds quickly contains it in a diamond cube and glares at him.]*

**Chandler:** Aww…

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Chandler in handcuffs and being placed in a prison van by some cop. Cut to Ace Savvy giving the CEO of S.T.A.R.O, Mr. Anderson and he puts in a briefcase.]*

**Mr. Anderson:** Thank you, Full House Gang! You've done a tremendous job recovering the Cranium Spinel.

**Ace Savvy:** No problem, sir. It was all in a day's work.

**Card Counter:** Might I suggest putting it in a far away facility to prevent a situation similar to this from happening.

**Mr. Anderson:** Oh, of course.

**Death Reaper:** By the way, Commissioner, we bribed your cops and they accepted it.

**Comissioner Grouse:** What?!

*[He glares at some office, who starts sweating and smiling sheepishly.]*

**Commissioner Grouse:** That is unacceptable! How could you do this?! That’s it! You're suspended!

*[The officers hand him their badges.]*

**Strong Suit:** They deserve it!

*[The gang gets in their van and drives off.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Well guys, it’s been a rough week, but we did it. We saved the city and kept our grades.

**High Card:** Yeah, how ‘bout we go to Dad’s Restaurant and celebrate? [*Everyone else cheers.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the Legion of Evil in prison and sitting at a table in the cafeteria, looking downtrodden.]*

**Spray Master:** I can’t believe we lost.

**Armadillan:** Our team was supposed to be the greatest.

**Miss Shriek:** This brings me great despair.

**Chandler:** Don’t worry guys, We’ll bounce back, and when we do….

*[Chandler creates the faces of the Full House Gang with his mashed potatoes.]*

**Chandler:** We’ll be bigger and stronger than ever.

*[Chandler squishes each of them.]*

**The End**

**Triva**

* The Legion of Evil is based on the Legion of Doom.
* Shapeman is based on Polka-Dot Man and the Spot.
* Sniper Fox and Death Reaper’s rivalry is inspired by Peacemaker and Bloodsport’s rivalry.
* The steamroller scene is a refence to the Road Roller scene from Jojo Part 3.