The Royal Spasm

**The Royal Spasm** is the sixteenth episode of Laziness Reborn Season 1. It was released on 10 August 2022, but was released in 3 parts.

## Plot

The Kinks Club get a letter from Peacho, who is assing flying in the sexy sky. Then the Kiks and Bloom go to read it, then Bloom's head goes on fire after reading it and she nearly blows everything up, so they go to the sea Bloom in it where she sucks all the water and gets fat and explodes, causing a flood in Vyondland, but the Kinks transform, fly up and make it eat Cardi Cereal, which it hates, so the water goes the other way. Then Peacho flies across the sky to the kinks club’s house at Bettikiko School For Karens. She shouts at them and then she takes them to the middle of the sea. The kinks transform into fairies. But Chris turns into normal mode and they kick him off. Then Chris remembers his true team. So he uses a pair of perfectozie and he flies across wap's house then He goes to Pisces.

Then, they go to Armenia to watch Emmy’s concert. But then, RedBoy eats it. They transform again and fly across the world to a game show in Vyopolis, where Hannah is hosting. Whoever wins becomes Hannah’s bodyguards. In Vyopolis,Pisces and Chris were shooting Peecream at Caden and Foris. Hannah grounded them for life and made them transform into Breadix and she cracked their iPhone 0s. The Kinks club won the gameshow and became Hannah’s bodyguard and they travel with her to the east coast of Vyondland.

So they turned everyone to fairies, Peachooo then kicked everyone’s asses to some place in the sea again. So Krish,Marcoh,Coden,and Piscina flied along them. Then everyone bashed into a mysterious beach..then chris woke up and yelled. WHERE ARE WE??Then pisces heard some music..and said.. (wait.. that voice.. is that Cardi B??? .)Then the boys realised that they reached twerky beach, Hannah then flew away and founded the country of Smexyland, where she was the queen and all her family was now royal. She declares war on Vyondland. Then peacho was very happy, and she started jumping and yelling(I AM A STUPID POPCORN) many times. And she started peacho corn started being produced. The most eaten food in SmexyLand. Which meant that everyone got popcorn pieces stuck in their mouths and their gums were bleeding. Peacho loved Hannah the banana's smart ass, so she started to flirt with her. Peacho and Hannana made a wedding in mount Everest. And then jumped to spacetoon's land,they kissed in the zomoroda forest. Then the zomoroda song started playing.

Ever since peacho married Hannana,she stopped responding to marioneta's calls,so at one night Peacho revealed everything and broke up with Marionetta,so he decided to revenge on them,then they started expanding sexyland, it went past the sea and dried up the sea. And it caused a tornado all over Vyondland. Sexyland was becoming the biggest country in the world. Hannah sent a dinosaur to travel the universe and claim it for Smexyland. Hannah, Lily and Rozie transformed into 4Kids Encuntix. They found Pisceee, Coden, Krish and Marcomina and baked them in some bread. But luckily Chris had protective bubble that he stole from Rozie so he covered them,but due to heat pressure, the bubble flied to the sky and they all went to the StarFruit garden.

At this point in Vyondland, there has been a flood, a strange sighting of a peacho, a de-aging spell, a peecream shooting, a war and a tornado. The Vyondlanders are obviously pissed off and want to smash Hannah. Meanwhile, the garden was still safe from Smexyland control. Rozie, being the absolute bitch she always has been, is, and always will be, is pissed that Hannah closed down the McDonalds everywhere and replaces them with Hannahs, because McDonalds are Lily’s favourite restaurant. Cardi B, Taylor and Peacho were twerking in Hannahs. So Rozie built Mcrozie's because it's the best restaurant she had. So she created bomb chickens. Bomb hamburgers and Wet Rozie Fries. So she launched them to Hannah's,so peacho and hannah were frightened while Taylor decided to take an action. She ate 1M tacos so she became taylor pink koretkii the ball. While peacho was crying like a baby. McRozie’s became a country and they took over the starfruit garden, where Coden, Krish, Marcomina and Pischeshina were refugees.

So Rozie kidnapped them and put them into Vyondland where there was a massive tornado and everyone was dying. Marcomina screamed(IS EVERY INCH WE GO TO FILLED WITH BAD LUCK??!!) Piscihna and Krish laughed,and said(Don't worry. We have the purple startfruit,it will help) so the 4 ate the starfruit. So the tornado was acting smexy. And someone was screaming (I HATE TORNADOES! THEY MAKE ME EAT CEREALS INSTEAD OF SUSHI) So the protagnoists And absorbed the tornado. Peacho went into sports mode to eat some cereal. Daisyo did it too, and there was an fight between the Hannah's team and Rozie's team.

So Cardi B fell into the ocean. Rozie was so angry because the tornado actually defended cereal from entering SexyLand. And then, the guys put a spell that covered SexyLand. Rozie was so annoyed that she overthrew Hannah, and banned all the plants. But that meant PeachoCorn would be banned with it. Peacho was enraged and in a fit of anger she turned Chris into a tomato. Which makes her team transform and fight a huge battle. Peacho passes out halfway and her magic on Chris wore off. Hannah almost won the battle, but she passed out from the Perfumix.

Emmy arrived at the concert hall with the protagonists. She had to sing Boom Boom to stop Smexyland from causing more tornadoes to hit the world. So they all transformed and sang it together.First, Bloom the Ball deflated and the floods went back to the sea. The breadix started dying. Everyone stopped being fairies. Taylor flied to the donkey land and was arrested. Daisyo got engaged with Marionetta so peacho cried, then the protagonists did parkour on duopeacho's castle. The tornadoes go away, McRozie shuts down, taylor isn’t a ball anymore. Rozie jumps off Mount Everest and Cardi rides her until they are on Venus. When the song ends, Smexyland is gone, but there are storms and tornadoes from the withdrawal. Cardi tells Rozie her breath smells like 10 cans of Bounce dat azz. Hannah goes to live in Saudi Arabia.