recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
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## Links

* Dutch government gives itself the right to break into your computer and destroy it
* Texas School ID Tracking Chips Protested By Parents And Students
	+ http://translate.google.com/#en/de/pv%20zk%20pv%20pv%20zk%20pv%20zk%20kz%20zk%20pv%20pv%20pv%20zk%20pv%20zk%20zk%20pzk%20pzk%20pvzkpkzvpvzk%20kkkkkk%20bsch
	+ http://www.geekosystem.com/how-to-make-google-translate-beatbox/
* Making Biodegradable Computer Chips Out of Spider Silk
* A Girl Bought an iPad at Wal-Mart But Inside the Box Was Just a Stack of Notepads
* Smallest Penis Gets Free iPhone 5
* The Filter Bubble is real: Impersonal Google Search Results Are Few And Far Between, DuckDuckGo finds | TPM Idea Lab
* Magic Finger Turns Any Surface Into a Touch Interface

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

* Real Life Anime Characters Becoming the New Fad?
	+ Valeria Lukyanova Is A Real-Life Barbie Doll

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Dolph Lundgren video of a live performance is the most ridiculous video ever. US Bill seeks to grant cybersecurity scholarships. Pedobear appears in a Polish newspaper to promote the Winter Olympics. Toledo strip club gives "lap dances for Haiti." Google introduces Fiber for Communities. Verizon Wireless blocks 4chan website. Free Pancakes from IHOP on February 23! Sinatra "My Way" Karaoke killings plague the Phillipines bar scene.

## Links

* Dolph Lungren Facts
* US bill seeks cybersecurity scholarships
* Dear Every Hot Girl, Please Wear This Shirt
* Funny Picture: Internet sensation Pedobear appears in Polish newspaper to promote Winter Olympics
* G-Point Mouse Is Not a Very Good Valentine's Gift
* Toledo strip club gives "lap dances for Haiti"
* *StarCraft II* Beta To Begin This Month
* Sony Ericsson X10 mini and X10 mini pro hands-on with video
* http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/retard-rickshaw/92188d1224856165-klan-ralley-tf2-wasis.gif
* http://antzinpantz.com/kns/images/jul09/thats\_racist\_animated1.gif
* http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs31/f/2008/187/4/2/O\_Rry\_\_by\_FunnyOwl.jpg
* Google Fiber for Communities
* IBM specs out Power7 systems, starts shipping them to your local server farm
* Verizon Wireless Blocks 4chan Website
* Greatest Video Game Title in the History of Ever!!!
* Free Pancakes at IHOP on February 23
* How Buttsecks Works, by gay marriage opponent Rep. Nancy Elliott (R-NH)
* Patent for a screw-in coffin
* SpecOps WC2 wearable computer gets upgraded with iKey keypad
* Google's alleged tie-up with NSA raises concerns
* Sinatra "My Way" Karaoke Killings Plague Philippines Bar Scene
* Walmart shopper takes a bat to 29 TVs, lobbies to join Braves' spring training squad
* David Lynch's A Goofy Movie
* Microscope-wielding boffins crack cordless phone crypto
* Full-Color Iron Man MacBook Decal Kills Bad Guys with Branding
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The Internet declares it's freedom. Def Leppard is re-recording it's entire back catalogue to screw Universal. A German university is suing one of its former students over early graduation. Will the ubiquitous Gideon bible be replaced by a Kindle? Windows 8 upgrade priced at only $39.99. The porn industry is positioning itself to be a very natural bedfellow to Google's Project Glass. Want to leak the goings-on in that staff meeting to the world outside with some style? Use a transparency grenade! Cisco locks it's own customers out of using their own routers until they agree to use a service that will spy on their Internet usage. Blizzard drops the banhammer on Linux users, because using Linux is cheating in Diablo III. A New Jersey court says it's not illegal to look at someone elses email if they forget to log out before they leave the computer.

## Links

* Declaration of Internet Freedom
* Def Leppard re-recording back catalog to screw Universal
* University Sues Student over Early Graduation
* Your Hotel Bible Is Now a Kindle
* Windows 8 Will Be a $39.99 Upgrade for XP and Above
* Porn and Google Glass Are Natural Bedfellows
* The Transparency Grenade
* Cisco locks customers out of their own routers, only lets them back in if they agree to being spied upon and monetized
* Banning Linux Users For Using Linux
* NJ Court: Anyone Can Look At Your Email If You're Logged In
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## Facebooked So Hard it Almost Came Out of the Bowl

### Hosts

Adrian Hannah, Ryder Step, Charles Thomas

### Episode

http://whatstherumpuspodcast.com/2010/05/26/episode043/

### Audio

[1]

In a new format, we discuss Facebook and Facebook's new privacy policy.

## Links

* Facebook Privacy: A Bewildering Tangle of Options
* Failbook Sister
* Diaspora Social Network
* In shoppers' online networks, privacy has no price tag
* Pledge “leavefacebook”
* May 31st = Quit Facebook Day
* http://www.reclaimprivacy.org/

## Off-Air Discussion

Tell us what you think about Facebook and their privacy policy.
25

A forum where they turn the tables on 419 scammers. The GSM algorithm has been cracked. Synthehol could be a real thing. A British prisoner escapes from jail and then taunts the police via Facebook. Google Earth comes to the Audi A8's in-dash navigation system. Geek Squad's CES ads are surprisingly honest. We discuss 10 gadgets that purportedly defined the decade. All this plus Dumbass Apple News, the Fark Headline of the Week, and the Question of the Week.

## Links

* S.C.A.M.M.S. -VS- Nurse Nasty - A Comical Adventure! pg4
* The Algorithm Protecting GSM Calls Has Been Cracked
* "Synthehol" Substance Could Turn Drunkenness On and Off at Will
* Weird Science fails to locate a porn-free control group
* Criminal Escapes Prison, Taunts Police Via Facebook
* Star Wars Weather
* Alyssa Milano's Evolution: Jersey Shore
* Cellphones may protect brain from Alzheimer's
* Y2.01K
* Google Earth comes to the Audi A8’s in-dash navigation system
* Hollywood Sinks to One of Its Lowest Lows While Promoting New Comedy "Youth in Revolt"
* Cell Phone Battery Concept Charges with a Flick of a Finger
* Geek Squad's CES Ads Are Surprisingly Honest
* Netflix Is Losing New Release Rentals
* AT&T Drops Tiger Woods Like an Important Call
* Ten gadgets that defined the decade
* Kindle Milestone: Amazon Sold More Kindle Books Than Physical Books On Xmas
* Antique Steam Engine Rescues Passengers After Electric Trains Fail in the Bitter Cold
* VLC Team Working on a Cross-Platform Video Editor
* Why Does a Mom Tweet Her Son's Death In Near-Real Time?
* Seems apropos to me
* Best Man Pranks Newlyweds by Broadcasting Their Bedtime Business to Twitter
* The Power Glove Handjob
* This Is How the Mysterious Giant Spiral Happened

## Dumbass Apple News

Apple Approves "Tits & Boobies" and "Pussy Lovers" Apps

## Fark Headline of the Week

* Michigan police on the hunt for "Bad Breath Bandit." The Scope of his crime wave? He a-Certs himself, hints that there's a gum in his pocket, then makes off with a mint
* After careful consideration, government realizes that not giving free tampons to mental hospital patients would be bloody awful

## Question of the Week

What was the most innovative technology of the previous decade?
61

### Episode

http://whatstherumpuspodcast.com/2010/12/15/episode-61-ryderisawesomesauceanium/

### Audio

[1]

CERN scientists successfuly captured "antimatter." Scientists at the Center for Integrated Nanotechnologies have created the world's smallest battery. Magent buys the distribution rights to "Hobo Witha Shotgun." A man changed his name to Captain Awesome, changes signature to a smiley face and two arrows. A self-healing polymer has been engineered to use light to rebuild itself. A man robbed a bank using a super realistic Hollywood mask. Glow in the dark toilet paper now available. Plus, the Fail of the Week.

## Links

* 'Antimatter' Captured by CERN Scientists in Dramatic Physics Breakthrough
* World's smallest battery Created
* Magent Buys Distribution Rights to ‘Hobo With a Shotgun’
* Man Changes Name To Captain Awesome, Uses Arrows And Smiley Face As Signature
* Self-Healing Polymer Uses Light to Rebuild Itself
* White Guy Becomes Black Bank Robber With Super Realistic Hollywood Mask
* "Glow in the dark" toilet paper available
19

Arnold Schwarzenegger sends a secret message to the California Congress. A sad day for geeks: Jolt Cola is ceasing production. We talk about the "Yo Dawg" meme. China accuses Google of unfair censorship (ironic much?). Blackberry phones get eavesdropping software. Musicians call for a release of the torture soundtrack details. DARPA is researching putting the Internet into orbit. Walmart is competing with Best Buy's Geek Squad in terms of in-home installation. All this plus Fark Headline of the Week and Question of the Week.

## Links

* Arnold Schwarzenegger's coded F-bomb in veto
* Jolt Cola May Stop Production, Close
* The game has changed
* Xzibit "Yo Dawg" Meme
* China Accuses Google of Unfair Censorship
* Blackberry phones get eavesdropping spyware
* Hennessey CTS-V Pulls 11-Second Quarter Mile, Alerts OnStar Of "Emergency"
* Musicians call for release of torture soundtrack details
* DARPA Looks to Send the Internet into Orbit
* Quickdev16 SNES developers cart: now you too can make games no one will ever play
* Houston newscaster dictates slide transitions, goes bowling with Wiimote
* New Processor Will Feature 100 Cores
* Verizon Storm2 on October 28th, BlackBerry OS 5.0 for original Storm out now
* Walmart to rival Best Buy's Geek Squad with own in-home install crew
* Thermonuclear Reactor To Use Coconut Shells
* Rust And Smoke, The Heater's Broke, The Door Just Flew Away: Da Yoopers' Rusty Chevrolet

## Fark Headline of the Week

Man fights with sister, accidentally shoots his mother. Oh man you are SO grounded

## Question of the Week

What childhood drink do you wish was still made?

## Additional Notes

When talking about ZFS, Ryder refers to it as a 128-bit Operating System. However, what he meant was a 128-bit filesystem. The soda that Adrian couldn't remember the name of was Josta. At the end, all three of them watch these videos.
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### Episode

http://whatstherumpuspodcast.com/2012/08/19/episode-109-loose-poopy-is-best-poopy

### Audio

[1]

The Oatmeal is raising funds for the Tesla museum at Wardenclyffe. Wikileaks reveals "TrapWire," a government spy network that uses ordinary surveillance cameras. Putting an end to the biggest lie on the internet. Garry Kasparov Arrested and Beaten at Pussy Riot Sentencing. Pixar open sources production animation code, patents. iAMScientist Looks To Crowdfund Scientific Research. Insane Clown Posse To Sue FBI Over Gang Designation. Buying Twitter followers is sinful, says SAUDI CLERIC. FTC Censures Facebook, Then Asks You to Like It on Facebook. Blurred Eyeglasses Unveiled To Help Israeli Ultra-Orthodox Avoid Impure Sights.

## Links

* The Oatmeal is raising funds for the Tesla museum at Wardenclyffe
* Wikileaks reveals "TrapWire," a government spy network that uses ordinary surveillance cameras
* Putting an end to the biggest lie on the internet
* Garry Kasparov Arrested and Beaten at Pussy Riot Sentencing
* Pixar open sources production animation code, patents
* iAMScientist Looks To Crowdfund Scientific Research
* Insane Clown Posse To Sue FBI Over Gang Designation
* Buying Twitter followers is sinful, says SAUDI CLERIC
* FTC Censures Facebook, Then Asks You to Like It on Facebook
* Blurred Eyeglasses Unveiled To Help Israeli Ultra-Orthodox Avoid Impure Sights

## Recent Studies

* Researchers Might Have a Way to Beat Heroin Addiction
	+ Scientists can now block heroin, morphine addiction - YouTube

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

* South Korea's Fear Factor: Watching a Woman Eat Cow Penis
	+ The Hidden Power of Whale Poop
26

A Russian billboard was hacked to show porn to passerbys. The FBI has a new forensic tool: Google Image Search. A kid builds a network router out of Legos. Canceling a Nexus One contract costs more than the phone itself. Listen in to find out how AT&T generates support for its anti-Net-Neutrality stance. Fake log cabins and Pants on the ground. Barnes & Noble starts a textbook rental service. Facebook adds comment reply by email feature. Plus, the Fark Headline of the Week and the Question of the Week.

## Links

* Russian billboard includes a “happy ending”
* Using Google to learn what boyfriends and girlfriends want from each other
* The FBI's Newest Tool — Google Images
* Build a Lego Router
* Savagely Beating Cellphones Into Silent Mode: A Proposal
* Canceling a Nexus One Contract Costs More Than a Nexus One
* Charities that AT&T donated to support AT&T's anti-Net-Neutrality position at the FCC
* Hey, That’s Not How You Build a Log Cabin
* ‘Pants on the ground’ goes viral: Top five Larry Platt covers
* Barnes & Noble Saves Students Money with New Textbook Rental Service
* Facebook Adds Comment Reply by Email
* @shawnp0wers
* Top 10 Clever Kitchen Repurposing Tricks

## Fark Headline of the Week

"Civil unions like allowing one bite of Twinkie." Gays want full marriage, which would be akin to a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds
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Come hang out with us a BasementCast next week! We'll be recording live in the basement of 1201 College Ave, Houghton, MI. See our Facebook page for details.

Stealing Youtube videos, stealing on BitTorrent, stealing from EVERYBODY! The iPad has been announced and we discuss why it sucks and what it could be good for. Steve Jobs lashes out at Google. Boxee is releasing a one-click payment platform. Who beat out Google to be the number 1 employer in the U.S. Meet Giant George, the 7-foot long great dane. Infrared cameras are now being used to determined the tastiness of beef. All this and the Fark Headline of the Week and the Question of the Week.

## Links

* Uribe French had sex with a woman
* The Easiest, Cleverest Way to Download Any YouTube Video
* What's really on bittorrent anyway?
* None Pizza with Left Beef
* iPad Is a "Huge Step Backward"
* 5 Things the iPad Would be Great at
* CE-Oh no he didn't? Part LXVII: Steve Jobs lashes out at Google, calls Adobe 'lazy'
* Making Your Passwords Harder on Hackers
* Boxee unleashing one-click Payment Platform this summer
* SAS: A new no. 1 best employer
* http://wiki.eth-0.nl/index.php/Image:Lackrack\_enterprise.jpg
* http://wiki.eth-0.nl/index.php/Image:5x\_lackrack.jpg
* Meet 'Giant George' the 7ft-long blue great dane who could be the world's tallest dog
* iPhone Apps Save Man Trapped in Haiti
* Using Infrared Cameras To Find Tastiness of Beef
* http://guelphmercury.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341cf1f953ef0112790cc5d728a4-320wi
* http://www.arpa.org/photos/best/beef\_jerky\_crossing.jpg
* http://www.extremehowto.com/xh/graphics/articles/art\_60393\_BEEF%5B3%5Dlow.jpg
* http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=35idve1&s=4

## Additional Notes

* BasementCast is next week!
* Ryder is dumb and can't use Amazon right.
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This week, the Dallas Cowboys continue their streak of giant screen fails. Someone found an SMB exploit that crashes Windows Vista and 7. Play Monopoly via Google Maps. Grocers will soon be able to label their produce without stickers, find out how! The 802.11n standard has finally been finalized. Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov. We talk more about TV. Lenovo is releasing a new USB keyboard based on the T400s. All this plus Dumbass Apple News, Dumbass Palm News, the Fark Headline of the Week, and the Question of the Week!

## Links

* Dallas Cowboys Stadium Continues Streak of Giant Screen Fails - Windows error message
* Convert a Fridge to a Kegerator
	+ Article via Lifehacker
	+ Heineken Beertender Finally Getting US Launch
	+ Picture of Keggy
* Windows 7 and Vista crash via SMB exploit
* Priority Mail Virtual Box Simulator Reduces Shipping Guesswork
* Avoided 37 speeding tickets w/ monkey mask
* Monopoly City Streets
	+ Link
	+ World of Warcraft Maps using Google Maps API
	+ Shadowrun Google Maps API
* Maine outlaws ‘distracted’ driving
* Laser Labeling Coming Soon to Fruits, Vegetables
* 2010 could be the last year for IPv4 as we know it
* Swine Flu outbreak at PAX
	+ Article via Slashdot
	+ Penny Arcade
	+ http://instantrimshot.com
* It's official! 802.11n standard finalized after a mere seven years
* Tata DoCoMo launches per-character SMS pricing, and this headline just cost us close to a rupee
	+ Article via Engadget Mobile
	+ "Never again have to pay for a service that would be dirt cheap, if it weren't run by a bunch of profiteering gluttons!
* How Hollywood Tie-Ins Saved Lego
	+ Article via Slashdot
	+ Lego Boba Fett Costume Owns All Star Wars Costumes to Date
	+ xkcd "Skins" comic
* Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov
	+ Link
	+ Article via Huffington Post
	+ @tabrindley
	+ Fark headline
* iTunes Finally Adds Watched Folder to Automatically Add New Music
	+ Article via Lifehacker
	+ Rick Dickulous
	+ Blizzard Man
* Pigeons Faster than DSL
	+ Article via BoingBoing
	+ RFC1149
* TV Talk
	+ HIMYM Season 5
	+ Dexter Season 4
	+ Dexter Books
	+ HIMYM Season 4 DVD
* Lenovo releasing new ThinkPad USB keyboard, based on T400s
	+ Article via thinkpads.com
	+ MoGo mouse

## Dumbass Apple News

* Apple gives c64 emulator the boot
* Spotify Comes to the iPhone Everywhere but U.S.

## Dumbass Palm News

First Palm App Catalog rejection: NaNplayer

## Fark Headline of the Week

* Geneticist hopes to invent the perfect vegetable, full of country goodness and green peaness
* Celebrating legalized gay marriage in Vermont, Ben & Jerry's creates new ice cream. Curiously, it does not have twice the nuts

## Question of the Week

When you were a kid what was your favorite Lego set?
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In this week's episode, we discuss the iPad. Is it worth buying? What are the implications of introducing a intelligently designed tablet to market?

## Links

* in which the case for buying an iPad is almost made - WWdN: In Exile
* Living with iPad – Part I: First Night | The Modern Day Pirates
* Living With iPad – Part 2: First Week | The Modern Day Pirates
* XBMC Drops Support for the Original Xbox
* Grocery shopping with the iPad
* The next Apple TV revealed: cloud storage and iPhone OS on tap... and a $99 price tag -- Engadget
* Wired Magazine on iPad Proves Print Isn't Dead, It Has Evolved | The Modern Day Pirates
* BBC News - First human 'infected with computer virus'

## Off-Air Discussion

What do you think of the new iPad and what implications it has on tablet computing in general?
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Funnyjunk threatens The Oatmeal, Facebook's CTO leaves 1 month after the IPO, Darth Vader robs a bank and gets away on a sweet BMX. Researchers are taking a new approach to designing unmanned drones. The creator of XML suggests a new HTTP error code. ICANN reveals the requests for new generic top level domain names. Bitcoins receiving a great deal of legitimacy in light of the Euro Zone crisis. Reddit to ban links to big name sites over spamming violations. A decade-long Civ 2 game mired in a 1700 year-long nuclear war. Plus, this week's Science News and Dumbass Apple News.

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## Additional Notes

Pick one of these and email me to get a sticker!

## Links

* FunnyJunk v. the Oatmeal: Copyright Infringement Complaints As Defamation
* Facebook CTO Is Leaving 1 Month After IPO
* What, no Death Star getaway? Darth Vader flees on a BMX bike after holding up bank
* IE7 Tax
* Software Discrimination Is Never The Answer
* Designing a Dumb Flying Robot That Can Safely Crash Is Easier and Cheaper
* Error Code 451: an HTTP error for censorship
* Icann reveals new internet top-level domain name claims
* With Euro Zone Problems, Bitcoin Experiencing Boost In Legitimacy
* Reddit Bans Links to Big-Name Sites Over Spamming Violations
* Chuck's Tweet
* Decade-long Civ II game mired in 1700 years of nuclear war
* Zen Pencils

## Science News

* Ten-year-old girl gets vein grown from her stem cells

## Dumbass Apple News

* The New MacBook Pro’s RAM is Soldered Onto the Motherboard, Cannot be Upgraded
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Is a Computer Worm Causing Iranian Nuclear Facilities to Blast AC/DC's 'Thunderstruck' At Night? Local residents deal with phantom garage door opener. New Orleans music legend stands at own wake. Buzzfeed retorts comedically to a McSweeney’s parody of their site. A Hacker publishes how to open millions of hotel rooms with arduino in less than a second. Apple throws $356 million at making Its security better... or did they? How to expeditiously watch Battlestar Galactica. An arcade operator admits that, yes, those crane games are really rigged. New toilet paper dispenser improves hygiene and conservation. Why Valve wants to port games to Linux: Because Windows 8 Is a Catastrophe. All this, plus Dumbass Apple News and Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

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## Links

* Is a Computer Worm Causing Iranian Nuclear Facilities to Blast AC/DC's 'Thunderstruck' At Night?
* Local residents dealing with open-and-shut case, sort of
* NOLA legend stands at own wake
* In Which Buzzfeed Answers a McSweeney’s Parody of Their Site with Aplomb
* Bandwiches
* Open Millions of Hotel Rooms With Arduino
* Apple Throws $356 Million at Making Its Security Better And Making Android's Worse
* How to Watch “Battlestar Galactica”
* Why Yes, Those Claw Machines Are Rigged, Says Arcade Operator
* New Toilet Paper Dispenser Improves Hygiene and Conservation
* Why Valve Wants To Port Games To Linux: Because Windows 8 Is a Catastrophe

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

* Sushi Horror: The Latest in Japanese Movie Entertainment

## Dumbass Apple News

* Apple won't carry an ebook because it mentions Amazon
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### Episode

http://whatstherumpuspodcast.com/2011/08/01/episode-69-monkeys-typewriters-space/

### Audio

[1]

Malware could be hidden in your smart batteries. War texting lets hackers unlock car doors via SMS. A Manhattan man tests the limits of the Apple Store's hospitality. Scientists discover that an ancient black hole contains 100,000 suns worth of water. A new moon is discovered orbiting Pluto. Plans are in the works to build a solar tower twice the size of the Empire State Building in Arizona. All this, plus the Study of the Week and "Oh Asia, You So Crazy!"

## Links

* ​Hiding malware in smart batteries
* War Texting Lets Hackers Unlock Car Doors Via SMS
* Man Uses Goat, Pizza & Darth Vader Costume To Test Limits Of Apple Store's Hospitality
* Ancient black hole contains 100,000 Suns worth of water
* Pass Out the Cigars! Pluto Is a Papa
* Twice the height of the Empire State - EnviroMission plans massive solar tower for Arizona

## Study of the Week

How Memory Is Lost: Loss of Memory Due to Aging May Be Reversible

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

* Couple in China Buys Video Games by Selling Their Kids
* Tokyo urinals make peeing less boring
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A Florida state senator was caught looking at porn on the senate floor. A manual transmission gear sensor for use with a remote starter ensures that your car is in neutral before attempting to turn the engine over. We discuss an article written about why everyone should learn to be a hacker. The greatest, nerdiest "We're Expecting" announcement you will ever see. Google announces the Google Apps users will get all Google services later this year. A security researcher is disclosing a rootkit for ATMs at this year's Black Hat conference. All this plus the Fark Headline of the Week and this week's Off-Air Discussion.

## Links

* State Senator Caught Looking At Porn On Senate Floor
* Manual transmission gear sensor
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQOQLphPMjY
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN62wqBdbxA
* Why Everyone Should Learn to be a Hacker
* @crthomas42
* The Original Google
* The Greatest, Nerdiest "We're Expecting" Announcement You Will See All Day
* http://vault24.org/~nuxi/fb.jpg
* Google Apps Users Will Get All Google Services Later This Year
* FCC Lets Hollywood Turn Off Your Output Jacks
* http://www.flickr.com/photos/steve\_price82/4590660543/
* The Computer Cabinet Office Rebooted
* Hacker Develops ATM Rootkit

## Fark Headline of the Week

American MENSA holds it annual convention in Detroit this year. Slogan: 'Who's the genius who picked Detroit?'

## Off-Air Discussion

What would you put on your business card?
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A new ISP that takes your privacy seriously. Google launches "The Power of the Internet" campaign. A study suggests that violent video games build cooperation and social skills, not violent tendencies. Kidnap victim rescued with the power of Twitter. NYC begins replacing pay phones with touch screen computers. High scool juniors develop flavor strips for astronauts. Facebook acquires Instagram for $1 billion. All this and a Recent Study, Dumbass Apple News, an Epic Fail, and this week's Oh Asia You So Crazy!

## Links

* This Internet provider pledges to put your privacy first. Always.
* A note to our readers
* Study Suggests Violent Gaming Leads To Cooperation, Not Aggression
* Major Networks Suing To Stop Free Streaming
* Reddit Cited in Wrongful Death Suit, Reddit Users Egged on Man’s Suicide
* Court Rules That Code Isn’t Physical And Cannot Be Stolen, Only Copied
* Kidnap Victim Saved by Twitter Followers
* NYC Pilot Program to Replace Pay Phones with Ad-Supported 32″ Internet-Enabled Touch Screens
* High School Juniors Create 'Flavor Strips' For Astronauts
* Facebook to Acquire Photo-Sharing Start-Up Instagram for $1 Billion

## Ryder Says Things

Thoracoacromial - The thoracoacromial artery (acromiothoracic artery; thoracic axis) is a short trunk, which arises from the forepart of the axillary artery, its origin being generally overlapped by the upper edge of the Pectoralis minor.
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This week, find out what Boston College constitutes as suspicious behavior. All of Star Trek has been run through a face recognizer. How many felonies were commited in the movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off?" Bacon cures hangovers! Denton, TX embraces social media. The Pirate Bay Trial has been concluded. All this and more!

## Links

* Boston College: “Prompt Commands Are Suspicious”
	+ EFF Story
	+ Warrant Petition
	+ Wikipedia article about UCLA Taser Incident
	+ Youtube Video of the Incident
	+ MIT Cartoon Bomb Prank
	+ Wikipedia article on the Mooninite Bomb Scare
* Analyzing (All of) Star Trek With Face Recognition
	+ Slashdot Article
	+ Mall Scene from Minority Report
* Felonies Commited in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
* 2009 USPDF Pole Dancing Competition Highlights
* Somniloquoy Device
	+ Gizmodo Article
	+ Engadget Article
* Bacon Cures Hangovers!
	+ Lifehacker Article
	+ Scene from the Simpsons
* Denton, TX Mug Shots Twittered to the World
	+ Gizmodo Article
	+ Denton PD Twitter Feed
	+ Slashdot Twitter Feed
* Pirate Bay Trial Conclusion
	+ Gizmodo Cartoon
	+ Wikipedia Article on Animal Farm
	+ Gizmodo Article on the Pirate Bay Judges affiliation with the Copyright Association
* 101Mbps Download Service Soon to be Available
* Four Corners in the Wrong Place
	+ Fark Article
	+ Scene from the Simpsons
* Microsoft Lost Money
	+ Gizmodo Article
	+ Apple reports highest 2nd quarter profit ever
	+ TWiT episode regarding iPhone as the new Radio
	+ Microsoft “Lauren” Ad
	+ Engadget Podcast regarding the Microsoft “Laptop Hunter” Ad Campaign
* Electrostatic Computer Interface
	+ Hackaday Article
	+ Scene from the Minority Report regarding User Interfaces
* Alan Moore Reads Rorschach’s Journal

## Fark Headline of the Week

* This Weeks Headline
* Chuck’s FHotW Feed
* TwitterFeed

## Additional Notes

* Adrian apologizes for the static present in his microphone, he is getting it RMA’d over the weekend.
* This is Ryder… The microphone has been sent out and we are waiting for it to be repaired and sent back to us. Audio quality will be awesome shortly, please be patient.
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## Links

* Samsung creates F2FS file system for NAND flash storage, submits it to the Linux kernel
* US Air Force's 1950s Supersonic Flying Saucer Declassified
* First Community Release of Diaspora
* Prince of Sealand Dies At 91
* Lone Packet Crashes Telco Networks
* DRM Could Come To 3D Printers
* Apple Sued Over Distinctive “Eye Closeup” Photograph Used To Promote Retina MacBook Pro
* PETA Condemns Pokemon For Promoting Animal Abuse
* Microsoft claims ownership of the number 45, asks Google to censor the US government and Bing
* Laser Strikes On Aircraft Becoming Epidemic
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This week, players attempt to destroy the economy in EVE Online. A 92-year-old bootlegger sens thousands of films to troops overseas. Axe Cop! is coming to television (insert ubiquitous Fox joke here). Source code for the Apollo and Gemini programs has been released and curated. University of Florida has eliminated it's Computer Science program. A redditor embarks on a summer-long adventure bouncing around the US to do the things you want him to do. IBM and Cisco have teamed up to develop the smart city of the future. Cybercriminals exploit Björk's Biophilia App To Compromise Androids. Fort Atlantic releases their new album on an NES cartridge. Who owns the files on your Google Drive? All this, plus a Recent Study, this week's Epic Fail, and Oh Asia You So Crazy!

## Announcements

* 21-May-2012 - Outtake episode due to Adrian moving to NYC.
* 28-May-2012 - Outtake episode due to Adrian moving to NYC.
* 03-Jun-2012 - 100th Episode Live at 6:00pm EST, the first time Adrian, Chuck, and Ryder have EVER recorded in the same room.

## Links

* Players’ Attempt to Destroy EVE Online Economy Gets Thumbs-Up From Developers
* Prolific 92-Year-Old DVD Bootlegger Sends Thousands of Films To Troops Overseas
* Axe Cop Is Coming to Television!
* Source code for Apollo and Gemini programs
* University of Florida Eliminates Computer Science Department, Increases Athletic Budgets. Hmm.
* Redditor with an air-travel pass will become an upvoted summer bindlestiff
* Will IBM Watson Be Your Next Mayor?
* Cybercriminals Exploit Björk's Biophilia App To Compromise Androids
* Band Releases New Album on NES Cartridge
* Who owns your files on Google Drive?

## Recent Studies

Study Suggests the Number-Line Concept Is Not Intuitive

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

Woman Killed Man By Squeezing His Testicles

## Epic Fail!

Egyptian Man Stunned To See Wife In A Porn

## Ryder Says Things

sesquipedalian - given to using long words
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Jack Thompson is in the news again. Guess who he's suing this time. Google issues a cease and desist order to an Android Hacker. Microsoft reveals a new open source multi-core OS. Verizon takes a cheap shot at the iPhone. Marge Simpson poses for Playboy. Ryder loses his mind about the FloH club. Tesla is designing a van. All this, plus Fark Headline of the Week and the Question of the Week.

## Links

* Jack Thompson Sues Facebook For $40M
	+ Article on Slashdot
	+ Wikipedia Article on "A Modest Video Game Proposal"
* Google Threatens Cyanogen Android Hacker With Cease-and-Desist
* Dell Adamo XPS: Half As Thick As Air
* Microsoft unveils Open Source multi core OS
	+ Article via Hack-a-day
	+ Biased Paper from Microsoft supporting Windows over Linux
	+ Lotus Symphony
* Verizon Droid Ad Aims for iPhone
* Woman Sues Toyota Over 'Terrifying' Prank
	+ Article via ABC News
	+ Hasbro updates Clue to include text messaging
* Marge Simpson Poses For Playboy
* 7 Gadgets That Will Keep You Off Your Feet All Weekend
	+ Article via Gizmodo
	+ Systm Episode in which they build a Beer Delivery Robot
* The FloH Club a.k.a. Ryder's Nightmare job
	+ Website
	+ UltraVNC
* So Long Roadster, Hello Shaggin' Wagon: Tesla Vans Coming Soon
	+ Article via Gizmodo
	+ 2011 Honda CR-Z: 21st-Century CRX

## Fark Headline of the Week

Scientists at MIT have created a hybrid microchip smaller and faster than today's processors. This is a repeat from 18 months ago, 18 months before that, 18 months before that, 18 months before that, 18 months before that, 18

## Question of the Week

Do you think the Droid's negative campaign against Apple is appropriate?
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### Episode

http://whatstherumpuspodcast.com/2011/11/07/episode-79-the-stinkiest-chamber-pot-on-the-internet/

### Audio

[1]

A Taiwanese man sues two people after one of them clicks the Facebook "like" button for a post the other made. A pron video was accidentally played on an LED billboard in Wenzhou, China. Google Maps plans to start charging for usage. Amazon Prime members will be able to borrow Kindle books for free in the near future. Giant Lego man washes ashore in Sarasota. Plus, Science News and an Epic Fail!

## Links

* National Lampoon's European Vacation Trailer
* Taiwanese Man Sues After Facebook "Like" Button Click
* Porn video played on Wenzhou LED billboard for 10 minutes, pedestrians dumbstruck
* Google Maps to charge for usage
* Borrow Kindle Books for Free from Amazon—If You Have Prime Membership
* Head-up display wins top navigation prize in Munich
* PROTECT IP Renamed E-PARASITES Act; Would Create The Great Firewall Of America
* Send a letter to your Congressman about the E-PARASITES Act
* Giant Lego Man Washes Ashore in Sarasota
* Richard Stallman's Speaking Rider
* Welcome to Internet Timeout

## Science News

Massively Parallel Computer Built From Single Layer of Molecules

## Epic Fail!

Man Somehow Fails to Turn His Poop Into Gold By Heating It
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This week we talk about Peewee Herman coming back to Hollywood, Mr T plugs World of Warcraft, and T-Mobile starts charging for a paper bill. A new router has been designed to stop the Internet from being bogged bown by video traffic. Find out what a domain smack is and laugh at some examples.

Holograms are coming, are you ready? USAA Bank has started allowing checks to be deposited via iPhone. Facebook acquires Friendfeed. The Chevy Volt will get 230 MPG. All this and more! Plus Dumbass Apple News, Fark Headline of the Week, and a new segment: Question of the Week.

## Links

* Peewee Herman Returns to Hollywood
* The Right Amount of "Challenge" In IT & Gaming
* Mr T Commercial
* T-Mobile to start charging $1.50 for the pleasure of slaughtering a tree in cold chlorophyll
	+ Article via Engadget Mobile
	+ Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming (and Environmentalism)
* New 'flow router' may save the Internet from collapsing under the weight of all your v-blog posts
	+ Article via Engadget
	+ Border Gateway Protocol via Wikipedia
* Domain Smacks
	+ What is a Domain Smack?
	+ Random Digg Domain Smack
	+ Shawn Powers' Digg Domain Smack (no longer a domain smack)
	+ @shawnp0wers
* Holograms are Ready for your Groping
* Bare Necessity Truck Concept Helps GM Forget Worries And Strife
* GM Launches "Click And Buy" EBay Site... Tomorrow
* USAA Bank Will Let Customers Deposit Checks by iPhone
	+ Article via NY Times
	+ @shwood
* Facebook Acquires Friendfeed
* Let's Hope Best Buy Doesn't Implement This Idea
* Chevy Volt To Get 230 MPG City Fuel Economy Rating
* Visualizing a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book
* Nicotine Improves Brain Function In Schizophrenics
* Watergate Makes Nixon Wet His Pants
* Preview the Office 2007 Ribbon-Like UI Floated For OpenOffice.Org
* NY police use trick to arrest people for pot possession
* Here's your new issue of EGM! It's called Maxim

## Dumbass Apple News

* Apples New Low: Censoring a Dictionary
* Phil Schiller Says Apple Didn't Censor a Dictionary

## Fark Headline of the Week

* We put you through / A flim-flam trial / Now you're obliged / To stay a while... Burma Slave
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This week concludes the Viacom v Google case, so we discuss digital media and copyright on the Internet.

## Links

* in which cha0s returns to #leverage, and @wilw gets screwed by drm for the last time - WWdN: In Exile
* MPAA Says No Proof Needed in P2P Copyright Infringement Lawsuits | Threat Level | Wired.com
* Peer-to-Peer File-Sharing and Copyright Infringement
* Perfect 10, Inc. v. Google Inc. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
* Perfect 10, Inc. v. Amazon.com, Inc. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
* Perfect 10, Inc. v. Amazon.com, Inc. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
* 10 Big Myths about copyright explained
* DMCA | Electronic Frontier Foundation
* Digital Millennium Copyright Act - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
* In Viacom vs. Google, legal shenanigans abound | Media Maverick - CNET News
* Google beats Viacom in YouTube court case, BitTorrent users win
* Larry Lessig on laws that choke creativity | Video on TED.com
* Margaret Gould Stewart: How YouTube thinks about copyright | Video on TED.com '''''
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Two weeks until BasementCast 3! Adrian is working on getting the live cast working for it so if you can't be with us in person, you can be there via the Internet.

This week, our fine and well-pedigreed hosts discuss SOPA's big brother ACTA, 3D printing, a new free college, gnu (and blowjob) scanners, Super-WIFI, and the magic-eye watch.

Sega introduces a crazy new gaming device in Japan which is So Crazy. A would-be adventurer tries to follow in Bear Gryles footsteps (guess how that ends?). Listen to this episode to find out where in P-space Pac-Man falls.

## Links

* If you thought SOPA was bad: Meet ACTA
* Pirate Bay: Downloading Physical Objects New Rage
* A Primer on 3D Printing
* Ex-Stanford Professor Starting a Free Online Computer Science College
* NYPD Testing Gun-Scanning Technology
* Activists and bloggers fear Twitter censorship
* First 'Super Wi-Fi' network goes live in North Carolina
* Magic Eye Watch

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

Sega Announces Video Game Console Controlled by Urine

## Epic Fail!

Adventurer who wanted to live like Bear Grylls in Scottish wilderness for a year found dead in less than a month
45

### Episode

http://whatstherumpuspodcast.com/2010/06/09/episode-45-the-library-of-congress-tracks-my-poop/

### Audio

[1]

This week we discuss oversharing on the Internet and the privacy ramifications of doing so.

## Links

* Employers Using Social Networks To Screen Employees
* NOFX - "Thank God It's Monday" Lyrics
* Harder to Give Away Than an STD - Failbook
* Uncle Majic New Commercial 2010
* http://nerdmeritbadges.com/
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Ferris Bueller's Ferrari is up for auction. A militia group is up in arms about an Internet rumor. Google and Topeka formally trade names. Charles Lavoie recaptions every New Yorker cartoon with the caption "Christ, what an asshole!" A new gaming service allows you to have a "flirty" or "sexy" gaming experience. Three Fark Headlines of the Week and a new Off-Air Discussion topic.

## Links

* Ferris Bueller's Ferrari Up For Auction
* For Hutaree, Web rumor stoked anger at Obama
* Google, Topeka formally trade names
* Recaptioning New Yorker cartoons with "Christ, what an asshole!"
* LastWordsLeft Lists the Remaining Single-Word Domains
* So It's Like Prostitution, Only Nerdy and Sadder
* The Bob Chronicles

## Fark Headline of the Week

* Keep trying, guys: doctors induce labor, then perform C-section on woman only to find no baby inside. Woman plans lawsuit after stint in Vegas as the GREATEST MAGICIAN EVER
* Politicians unveil iPhone apps that allow their constituents to take a picture and then email it directly to the politician. Early projections anticipate this will allow the public to provide real-time feedback on potholes, penises
* Three legged sled dog seeks respect... and the man who killed his paw

## Off-Air Discussion

What movie prop would you own if you could?
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From the Motorola Xoom to the 3DS to Star Wars Blu-Rays, we talk all things CES.

## Links

* Motorola Xoom and Android 3.0 Video Demo (CES 2011)
* Lady Gaga Cans Wig
* Geek Beat 2011 Daily Roundup for Wednesday
* CES 2011 Roundup
* CES 2011 round-up: 4G smartphones, tablets and 72-inch TVs
* Star Wars is Finally on F-ing Blu-ray
* How Does the 3DS Work Without 3D Glasses?
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## Pumps and a Bump

### Hosts

Zaphod Beeblebrox, Dio Reincarnated or a Ryder Step robot that's sad and has a big head, Ford Prefect

### Episode

http://whatstherumpuspodcast.com/2010/05/19/episode042/

### Audio

[1]

Third grader busted for Jolly Rancher possession. A keyhole has been designed with drunk people in mind. Turn your juice into booze in 48 hours. RAM turns 56 this week. Mick Jagger talks about downloading and piracy. Canadian Club resparks a 20 year old marketing campaign which is a worldwide treasure hunt for cases of their whiskey. That and the Study of the Week, the Fark Headline of the Week, and this week's Off-Air Discussion.

## Links

* 3rd-Grader Busted For Jolly Rancher Possession
* Ribs in a can (and other delights)
* http://www.creepygif.com/image.php?i=10
* Yo Dawg
* This Family... Has Been Framed. YEAH!
* http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1u08b\_hammer-pumps-in-a-bump\_music
* http://danjlovesthe90s.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/hammerpumps.jpg
* A Useful Keyhole for Drunks
* Success Cancelled
* Russellville man arrested following Internet sting
* Turn Your Juice Into Booze In 48 Hours Flat
* He’s a wild child – a rebel!
* Failblog Archive of the penis category
* Not sure if huge penis or weird six pack
* Happy Birthday, RAM
* Missile Launcher Fail
* Suggestion Fail
* Mick Jagger talks downloading and piracy on 40th anniversary of "Exile on Main Street"
* A Globe-Trotting Whiskey Mystery
* Out of Breath Jogger from 1982

## Study of the Week

Working Regular Overtime Linked to Heart Disease Risk

## Fark Headline of the Week

* High school students build a house for a family of Liberians. I hope they put in a lot of bookshelves
* The flying car has arrived...the landing car, not so much
* 43 dead in Russian mine blast. OH ИOES
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Viacom sues Youtube... AGAIN! Richard Clark shows his utter inability to grasp the fundamentals of the Internet. Google finally shows us what augmented reality will look like. The UuS Government uses the kiddie porn defense to keep the Megaupload Servers offline. Dell acquires Wyse Technologies. A Federal judge rules P2P users aren't in a conspiracy. Video game companies agree to close sex offenders' online accounts. Bravo announces a new "I can has Cheezburger" reality show. Plus, Epic Fails, a Recent Study, Ryder Says Things and Oh Asia You So Crazy! Also, tell us your ridiculous TSA stories!

## Links

* Viacom’s Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against YouTube Goes Forward, Threatening DMCA’s Few Useful Qualities
	+ Google says one hour of video is now being uploaded to YouTube every second
	+ TED Talk: How Youtube Thinks About Copyright
* Girl blown by a plane
* Richard Clark: the President should create customs inspections for data leaving American cyberspace
* Every Jump of the General Lee, Seasons 1-6
* How Las Vegas Almost Built a 1:1 Scale Model of the Enterprise
* Google Glasses
	+ Smarty Pig (this is an unsolicited endorsement, we just think this seems like a really good product)
	+ ADmented Reality
	+ A New Way to Hurt Yourself
* US Government: There's Child Porn On the Megaupload Servers Judge!
* Dell To Acquire Wyse
* Federal Judge Rules P2P Users Aren't In a Conspiracy
* Video-Game Companies Agree to Close Sex Offenders’ Online Accounts
* Fighting game community split over porn site sponsor
* Bravo Announces I Can Has Cheezburger Reality Show

## Epic Fail!

* TSA Shuts Down Airport, Detains 11 After "Science Project" Found
* Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
	+ Tim Minchin - The Pope Song

## Recent Studies

Mind Games: Sometimes a White Coat Isn’t Just a White Coat

* The Physics of Superheroes

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

Boys’ Hands Dipped in Boiling Water to Prove Innocence?

## Ryder Says Things

zeitgeber - A rhythmically occurring cue given by the environment, such as a change in light or temperature, to reset the internal body clock.
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This week, we tell you how to use wood glue to restore old LP records. Six undeniable similarities between nerds and sports fans. The Google set-top box is coming. An angry jobless man remotely disables over 100 cars. Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza! C-SPAN releases a video archive. MySpace plans to sell its user data. We're on the march towards underwater habitation. Netflix cancels its recommendation contest after a privacy lawsuit.

## Links

* Use Wood Glue to Clean and Restore Old LPs
* The Windows Web Browser Choice Screen Works
* Amazing Shot-for-Shot Remake Goofy Movie - After Today Live (Ted Sowards)
* 6 Undeniable Similarities Between Nerds and Sports Fans
* A Google TV Set-Top Box is Coming
* Angry Jobless Man Remotely Disables Over 100 Cars
* Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza!
* C-SPAN Video Archive
* MySpace To Sell User Data
* Permanent Undersea Homes Soon; Temporary Ones Now
* Hancock Fabrics Hackers Switch Stores' PIN Pads
* NetFlix Cancels Recommendation Contest After Privacy Lawsuit

## Fark Headline of the Week

* 13-year old killed with knife in the library. Colonel Mustard, Miss Scarlet wanted for questioning as police have no clue
* Larry Flynt to write history of presidents' sex lives. Suggested titles include "From Johnson to Bush" and "There's A Reason They Called Millard 'Fillmore'"

## Off-Air Discussion

Would you live underwater? Why or Why not?
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"Unfriend" was declared the Word of the Year. We discuss online backups. Astronauts sneak a turkey onto the ISS. Dagobah isn't a system for droids or pussies. Justin Bieber was jailed for refusing to use Twitter. Comcast's TV Everywhere service will be available for free for subscribers. The British Royal Navy uses the Sony PSP as a study aid. All this plus the Fark Headline of the Week and the Question of the Week.

## Links

* “Unfriend” Declared Word of the Year
* Five Best Online Backup Tools
* Sumatra 1.0 is a Blazing Fast Replacement for Adobe Reader
* Are Netflix Discs Going to Kill Me?
* Astronauts Sneak Turkey Into the Space Station
* The Dagobah System Ain't Safe for Droids or Pussies
* Jailed for Not Using Twitter
* Okay, It’s Time to Break Up With Hulu
* Comcast TV Everywhere Will Be Free For Subscribers
* Sony PSPs enlisted as study aids by the Royal Navy

## Fark Headline of the Week

University says it's hiring someone to research lap dances. Job is certain to be a grind
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The FBI can't crack Android's Pattern Lock. The Sanford Airport says no to the TSA. March Madness will be streamed to all of the Internet. Encyclopedia Britannica ceases production of encyclopedias. People are sending money to the RIAA and MPAA in droves, listen in to find out why. Homeless people in Austin, TX have become 4G hotspots for SXSW. Is your ISP spying on you? If they aren't they will soon start! All this, and a Recent Study, a couple of Epic Fails, and an Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

## Links

1. Wal-Mart will stream your own DVDs back to you--for a fee (follow up from episode 90)
2. Skydiver Leaps From 71,581 Feet, Prepares for 120,000 Foot Jump (follow up from episode 88)
3. FBI Can’t Crack Pimp’s Phone’s Pattern Lock, Serves Google With Warrant
4. Sanford Airport opting out of TSA security
5. JOCO Cruise Crazy
6. For Once, Pirating Is Pointless: Official March Madness Streaming Is Exactly What It Should Be
7. After 244 Years, Encyclopaedia Britannica Stops the Presses
	* The Economic Naturalist: In Search of Explanations for Everyday Enigmas
8. “Send Them Your Money” Campaign Suggests You Pay the MPAA and RIAA for Piracy Losses with Copied Currency
9. How To Crash the US Justice System: Demand a Trial
10. Homeless-powered wifi hotspots at SXSW
	* Privacy monitor hacked from an old LCD Monitor
11. American ISPs to launch massive copyright spying scheme on July 12
12. Power Outlet that Charges for Charging

## Recent Studies

Sex-deprived fruit flies drink more alcohol: New study could uncover answers for human addictions

## Epic Fail!

1. Invisible Children Founder and KONY 2012 Star Found Masturbating in Public
2. I Hid The Body … Now What? Teen Texted Prank to a Random Guy, Who Turned Out to be a Cop!

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

Time-travel Attempt Kills Two Chinese Schoolgirls

## Ryder Says Things

flocculation - The process by which individual particles of clay aggregate into clotlike masses or precipitate into small lumps.

## Additional Notes

LOLschwitz is a reference to a story from episode 10