Suction Cup Man 4: Business or Pleasure

***Suction Cup Man 4: Business or Pleasure***, also simply known as ***Suction Cup Man 4***, is the fourth and most recent episode in the *Suction Cup Man* video series. It was released on June 12, 2021, and follows Suction Cup Man as he is taken to court, and banned from climbing things with suction cups.

## Plot

The episode begins in a courthouse, where Suction Cup Man is being sued by Business Guy (whose name is revealed as Guy Business). BG's lawyer tells the judge that SCM is being sued for damage to BG's tower with all his climbing. After annoying the judge for a bit, SCM insists that the only damage he's done to the tower is smudging the windows, and believes BG to be guilty of "being a bitch". After SCM and BG get into a banter, the judge demands order, prompting SCM to crack a joke about the place being a food court. Finally fed up with SCM's behaviour, the judge finds him guilty of all charges being made against him, bans him from owning climbing-grade suction cups, and says that his suctions cup will be taken away and auctioned off, before ending the case. SCM is then shot off the ceiling by the presiding cops (from episodes 1 and 3), then confiscate his suction cups. SCM inadvertently reveals that he has more back at his place, which gets their attention.

A moving company shows up and takes the suction cups, and SCM tries to convince the movers to let him keep then by showing that he made the cover of Climb Magazine as Climber of the Year. When the contents are revealed to be two hands giving the middle finger, the movers leave with the suction cups. SCM, determined to never stop climbing, looks up ways to climb structures without suction cups on Booble, and tests the methods out on a building wall. They all fail.

* He tires to use a grappling hook, but is unable to catch it on anything, and hurts himself with it too.
* He manages to get high up with a ladder, but is unable to go any higher than the ladder's maximum height.
* A wall-mounted vacuum pulls him up, but it unplugs, and he falls back to the bottom.
* He applies tape to his hands, but it doesn't work, and he badly smudges the windows.
* He puts glue on his hands, which helps him stick to the glass, but he gets stuck, and rips the flesh off his hands while trying to separate. Luckily, he brought bandages with him.
* He tries to climb the window using ice picks, but this only succeeds in shattering the window, startling him away.

SCM is next seen on a bench in the park, upset that he can't climb anymore. A man sits next to him, and starts talking. It sounds like he's giving a motivational speech to SCM to cheer him up, but suddenly tells him that he's worthless, and leaves. Having finally hit rock bottom, SCM enters a sex shop and tries to purchase a rope, inadvertently showing the cashier that he became suicidal. SCM breaks down, and tells her that since he's been sued and lost all climbing-grade suction cup privileges, he's nothing. The cashier notices that he was only banned from *climbing-grade* suction cups, and after pointing it out to him, shows him a catalogue that gives him an idea.

Business Guy is seen in his office, finally able to relax, since SCM isn't around to bother him. That all changed when he hears what sounds like suction cups, and nervously gets up to see where it's coming from. That's when he sees SCM scaling the tower with wall-mounted dildos. SCM opens the window, and loudly declares that he's now Penis Man. BG tries to call the cops, but PM reminds him that he was banned from *climbing-grade* suction cups, and since the suction cups he's using aren't climbing-grade, he's legally following the rules of BG's lawsuit. PM bothers BG some more with the mac-and-cheese-like sounds the dildos make when shaken, and a song he wrote comprised of him singing the word 'penis' over and over again (to the tune of the Suction Cup Man theme song). BG is so annoyed, that when an employee named Penny shows up wondering what's going on, he accidentally calls her 'Penis'. The two cops arrive, and BG tries to show them the lawsuit he made. The moustached cop notices that PM doesn't have climbing-grade suction cups, and calls it a wacky situation. Fed up, BG threatens to take him back to court and get him banned from all suction cups forever. PM then points out that suction cups are everywhere, and that he will use any and all of the things that can be used as suction cups to climb if he has to. BG exasperatedly complains that he just wants PM to stop climbing his tower all the time, but he makes it clear that he will never stop. Realizing that there's nothing he can do to stop him, BG gives up, and offers to drop the case if PM promises to only climb his tower on weekends. He agrees to the deal, cheers that he's Suction Cup Man again, and floats off on his parachute.

SCM returns home to have his suction cups moved back in, only to remember that he still has tons of dildos in his house. He finds the perfect place to put them: in BG's office.