Kraml Milk

These are the scripts for the Kraml Dairy commercials, But remember, some of these scripts are from the Wilkins and Wontkins videos of {Insert Channel Name Here}, Drevian Edwards Productions, Julian Perkins 2005, & more.

## Contents

* Cannon
* Water With Dinner
* Tunnel Of Love
* Psychiatrist
* Publie Service Announcement
* Blow Up
* Climbing Tree
* You Can’t Win
* Whale Of A Milk
* Howdy Stranger
* On The Ball
* Baseball
* Brand X
* Biplane
* Trainload

### Cannon | edit source

* Wilkins: OK buddy what do you think of Kraml Milk?
* Wontkins: I never tasted it!

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)

* Wilkins: Now what do you think of Kraml Milk?

### Water With Dinner | edit source

* Wilkins: Want some Kraml Milk with your dinner?
* Wontkins: Nah, Gimme some water.

(Wilkins squirts Wontkins with water)

* Wilkins: People like that need brainwashing.

### Tunnel Of Love | edit source

* Wilkins: After this would you buy me a glass of Kraml Milk?
* Wontkins: No!

(Wontkins falls into the water)

* Wilkins: I only go for a man who drinks Kraml.

### Psychiatrist | edit source

* Wilkins: I really love my Kraml Milk.
* Wontkins: You Wanna see a psychiatrist.
* Wilkins: I did that’s who told me about Kraml I used to love my raincoat.

### Publie Service Announcement | edit source

* Wilkins: Care for a glass of Kraml Milk?
* Wontkins: No! I don’t Like Milk!

(The man’s hand shoots Wontkins)

* Wilkins: This has been a public service announcement.

### Blow Up | edit source

* Wilkins: Ya Know People who don’t drink Kraml Milk just blow up sometimes.
* Wontkins: Aw, That’s a lotta.

(Wilkins blows up Wontkins)

* Wilkins: See what I mean?

### Climbing Tree | edit source

* Wontkins: Why are we climbing this tree?
* Wilkins: For Kraml Milk.
* Wontkins: I don’t want any.

(Wilkins kicks Wontkins off the tree)

* Wilkins: It’s autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall.

### You Can’t Win | edit source

* Wontkins: Those Kraml Milk Commercials!
* Wilkins: You don’t like them?
* Wontkins: No!
* Wilkins: Then let me fix your set.

(Wilkins destroys the television set)

* Wontkins: You can’t win.

### Whale Of A Milk | edit source

* Wilkins: Let’s go up to the service for a glass of Kraml Milk.
* Wontkins: I Never Touch The Stuff!

(A whale appears and eats Wontkins)

* Wilkins: Tou should it’s a whale of a milk.

### Howdy Stranger | edit source

* Wilkins: Howdy stranger I hear you don’t drink Kraml Milk.
* Wontkins: Yeah, So what?

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)

* Wilkins: Now there’re any other strangers in town?

### On The Ball | edit source

* Wilkins: Kraml Milk is on the ball.
* Wontkins: Not to me it isn’t.

(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a ball.

* Wilkins: Either get on the ball with Kraml or get out of the way.

### Baseball | edit source

* Wontkins: Well what was it a ball or a strike?
* Wilkins: Do you drink Kraml Milk?
* Wontkins: Naw.
* Wilkins: Stee-rike Three You’re Out!

### Brand X | edit source

* Wilkins: How about a glass of Kraml Milk.
* Wontkins: Nah, Let me have Brand X.

(Wilkins presses Wontkins with a branding x iron)

* Wontkins: OOOH THAT SMARTS!

### Biplane | edit source

* Wontkins: I forgot my parachute.
* Wilkins: How about the Kraml Milk.
* Wontkins: I forgot that too.
* Wilkins flips the plane causing Wontkins to fall off the plane)
* Wilkins: You’ll never forget this.

### Trainload | edit source

* Wilkins: Look Out! Here comes my trainload of Kraml Milk!
* Wontkins: Why would you want a whole trainload Of?!

(A train appears and stops)

* Wilkins: I like Kraml.