BFO 1: It's Uncle Craig!!

## Characters

* Four's Uncle Craig
* 8-Ball From BFB
* Blushing Emoji
* Macaroni
* Oil
* Poorly Drawn Freesmart Supervan
* Text on Asset
* The Power Of Two

## Plot

### Cold open

Four's Uncle Craig introduces the object show to the viewers, stating its name, and that it is created because he's poor and thus he needs money. He then realizes that plotline has already been done by Challenge 2 Win, but proceeds to do it anyways. He claims the show is very good, shown by the "masterful quality of Illumination Animation."
Four's Uncle Craig introduces each of the contestants' names to the viewer (except for The Power Of Two), before making the teams. He decides 8-Ball From BFB will be placed on one team, and every other contestant will be placed on the opposite team. 8-Ball then rambles about how he feels this team balanced is very fair, and The Power Of Two talks about how he likes his team, before being told to shut up by Four's Uncle Craig, as it's time to start the first contest.

### Contest

Four's Uncle Craig states he has no idea what the first contest should be, and thus makes the first contest to decide what the first contest should be.
Macaroni says he doesn't want to do the challenge and is going to go take a nap in his hammock instead. Four's Uncle Craig tells him to shut up, or he might have to eliminate Macaroni. Macaroni argues Four's Uncle Craig can't eliminate him. Four's Uncle Craig tells him once again to do the contest, or he might have to eliminate him, before realizing he "already used that threat". Macaroni responds with "Insert Macaroni line here", to which Four's Uncle Craig asks "Why not?", implying he can understand what Macaroni was attempting to say. Macaroni adds an "Insert reason why here", convincing Four's Uncle Craig to lay off, but he says that the rest of the contestants will have to do the challenge regardless of whether they like it or not.
8-Ball rambles about his team for a little, before saying that the first contest should be to kill Macaroni. Four's Uncle Craig calls it the "stupidest [sic] idea [he's] ever heard", adding that Macaroni is his "best friend". Macaroni, delighted, asks if he really thinks so, to which Four's Uncle Craig merely responds with a quick "No."
The Power Of Two rambles about the challenge, asking if his team has any ideas for it. Text on Asset then threatens to crush Four's Uncle Craig, claiming "no limits in this entire universe can stop me from accomplishing my goal". Four's Uncle Craig says that Text on Asset hurt his feelings, but then realizes Text on Asset has no arms, and therefore cannot crush Four's Uncle Craig. Text on Asset's arms disappear upon Four's Uncle Craig's statement.
Oil says that they should do something cool for the first contest, and after some stumbling over his words, offers that they "sell some raisins".
8-Ball tells Four's Uncle Craig that he has an idea for the first contest, and tells him that the first contest should be to come up with a team name, and the better team name wins the contest. Four's Uncle Craig praises the concept, calling it a "great idea" and "fantastic", saying that 8-Ball's Team wins the contest, and Team Please Die (albeit referred to by each of the members individually rather than by name) are up for elimination, and adds that he'll be "seeing [them] tonight".

### Elimination

Later that day, Four's Uncle Craig speaks to Team Please Die, telling them that they've been brought to the elimination ceremony after voting amongst themselves, meaning whichever got the most votes will be eliminated. He states he will read off the votes, and anyone not declared safe will be eliminated, as "that is how object shows work."

[WIP]

**Episodes**

*BFO:* **It's Uncle Craig!!** *•* cool • *Text in Title •* 's Uncle Craig • *The End (Part 1)*

*BFOA:* This Object Show is Very Original, and Has Never Been Done Before *•* Electric Boogaloo *•* Volume Warning *•* grandpa *•* Taste the Violence! *•* The Merge. *•* Mr. E's Mysteries!! *•* The Truth About TPON
*BFO:DS:* Finding the Secret Sauce! *•* When It Rains, It Pours • *SURPRISE!! eggs •* Spongyphobe's Nightmare • *Spongy Novum •* Don't Feed The Tuft • *Semifinal Showdown •* Love and Sponger

*BFO:H:* Ever Got Hit By a Brick? *•* This thing 👇 just told a lie. • *Tufted Takeover •* Robot Spongyphobe's Nightmare • *Holly Jolly Kiss-mas! •* Writer's Pet • *Just Barely the Return of Garlic and Cheese •* S.O.S. (Save Our Santa)
*BFO:P&S:* Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel *•* sorry i had to speed it up a bit hope thats ok • *oops i cropped it really badly on accident haha whoops teehee •* True Suffering Takes Two • *Learning to Love (Suffering)*
*BFO:DD:* Getting To The Other Side *•* Writer's Dream • *Alliances Formed; Divorces Undone •* Edgelord's Requiem • *Gemini •* Three's a Crowd

*Upcoming:* BFOA 9 *•* BFO:P&S 5 *•* BFO:DD 7
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