Jurassic Park the Musical

***Jurassic Park the Musical*** is the 2nd Movie Musical released by LHUGUENY on the 5th of September 2011. It is a musical parody retelling the events of the 1993 movie *Jurassic Park*. It later received a remastered version with different lyrics and updated animation in 2019.

## Synopsis

The hungry dinosaurs escape from their electrified fences, inciting a multi-species dance party, a tourist feast, and a lawyer taking a dump.

## Lyrics

**(Grant, Sattler, Hammond & Malcolm)**

*There's dinosaurs on this island and they're hungry for our flesh,*

*Let's just hope they never break through the electrified fences.*

**(Nedry)**

*I'm a fat slob with a mouth to fill,*

*Stealin' dino DNA to pay the bills.*

*Turning off the power now I'm raisin' hell,*

*I also played 'Newman' on that show Seinfeld.*

**(Lex)**

*Where's the goat?*

**(Rexy)**

*I ripped him apart,*

*I'm breaking through the fence and flipping over cars.*

*I got the munchies, that I have to admit,*

*Pass me the salt 'cause I'm gonna' eat these kids.*

*These tasty little kids.*

**(Grant)**

*Hey! Hey! Leave those kids alone.*

**(Rexy)**

*What's up shortay, your flare looks dope tonight,*

*Let's take it to the club until the morning light.*

*Drinking Hennessy, and rolling fatties too,*

*I'm a crazy motherf\*\*\*er that be the truth!*

**(Malcolm)**

*I'm drunk Ian Malcom, can I dance too?*

**(Rexy)**

*You ain't a dino expert, so I'm gonna' eat you,*

*Don't try to run away or I'll have a fit.*

*Eat the lawyer on the toilet as he's taking a shit.*

**(Grant)**

*T-rex loose on this island and he's hungry for our flesh,*

*Because that dumb fat fuck turned off the electrified fences.*

*These dinos be hungry.*

**(Grant & Malcolm)**

*These dinos be hungry.*

**(Hammond)**

*They eatin' all the tourists because these dinos be hungry.*

**(Arnold)**

*I'm Samuel Jackson and, yeah I'm starting to bark,*

*At motherfuckin' dinosaurs in this motherfuckin' park.*

**(Muldoon)**

*We're being hunted by raptors, we can make it if we run,*

*She's a very clever girl, and I am really bummed.*

**(Sattler)**

*These raptors got us cornered, what the hell we do now?*

**(Rexy)**

*I'm gonna' rape these bitches, get your monkey asses out.*

**(Grant & Sattler)**

*Dinos loose on this island and they're hungry for our flesh.*

*We can barely stay alive, but we doin' our fuckin' best.*

**(Grant)**

*These dinos be hungry.*

**(Grant & Sattler)**

*These dinos be hungry.*

**(Hammond)**

*They eatin' all the tourists because these dinos be hungry.*

## Characters

Alan GrantPlaceholder.pngDennis NedryPlaceholder.pngDonald GennaroPlaceholder.pngEllie SattlerPlaceholder.pngIan MalcolmPlaceholder.pngJohn ArnoldPlaceholder.pngJohn HammondPlaceholder.pngLex MurphyPlaceholder.pngRexyPlaceholder.pngRobert MuldoonPlaceholder.pngThe Big OnePlaceholder.pngTim MurphyPlaceholder.pngVelociraptor
## Trivia & errors

* The on-screen subtitles incorrectly display Ian Malcolm's name as "Malcom".
* Rexy is incorrectly referred to as male by Grant.
* Similar to Newt in *Aliens the Musical*, Tim is depicted as an actual baby instead of an animated character.
	+ This is not the case in the remastered version of the song.