Recruitment Song

**Recruitment Song** is a song that first appeared in "Horsatia Wighair Beansz?". It was also used as the basis for a "Season 1 Recap" video to promote Season 2. During the dialogue segment where they stand near the Beartaur's cave, the instrumental briefly references My Collection.

## Lyrics

**[Horse]**
I'd like to bring you up to date
On my adventures as of late
When last I saw you I was looking
For the pieces of the key
You see, I found them all
And then I found my Rider
We went home together, but we got stuck
In the Nowhere Place between the portals
**[Splendib]**
Congratulations are in order
Horse and Rider reunited
**Horse:** Well [grunts], uh, okay, so... So there's actually just a couple more things. Uh... Let me finish.
**[Horse]**
There inside the Rift, The Nowhere King was lurking
Waiting to be freed and
Accidentally, I released him
Whoopsie-daisy! Here's the rub:
He's coming now, he's got an army
And we'll need one too
So I returned to Centaurworld
To hopefully recruit you all to fight
**[Judge Jacket]**
Your problems don't concern the underground
But your interruptions here are quite upsetting
**[Moletaur backup]**
Moist
**[Judge Jacket]**
You clearly cannot read the room, but if you take a look around
You'll see you and your herd just crashed a moletaur wedding
**[Moletaur]**
I mean, come on
**Horse:** Okay, yeah. Uh, guys, this is totally a wedding.
**Wammawink:** What?
**Horse:** Yeah, I see that now.
**Wammawink:** [cake in mouth] Oh, my gosh. We're so sorry.
**Horse:** You got a little dress on and everything.
**Mary:** Daaagh! [crying]
**Horse:** B... But anyway, since, uh, I'm already here... [chuckles, grabs mic]
**[Horse]**
I was hoping to recruit you all to fight the war
**[Moletaur]**
What war?
**[Horse]**
The war that's coming!
There's a horde with swords
The Minotaurs will set this place ablaze
**[Cataur]**
No way. Can we bake s'mores?
**[Horse]**
No! It's not that kind of fire
It's the kind that kills and harms
I've seen it in my world so many times
We must prepare an army
So...
I'd like to invite you all to join us in the fight
'Cause if you don't, then you maybe will die
And you maybe will anyway
**Glitter Cats:** Me?
**[Horse]**
The little one
**Splendib:** She's talking to you. [under Horse's singing] Uh... uh, okay.
**[Horse]**
No, not you, that one
Maybe both of you if I'm being perfectly honest
**[Ched]**
Way to flonkin' go, Horse!
**Horse:** Oh, I do not need this right now.
**[Ched]**
You're scarin' everyone to death, big surprise
**Wammawink:** You brought us back to the beartaur?
**Horse:** Look, we can't pick and choose. We need everyone.
**Zulius:** I am not going in there.
**Durpleton:** Me neither.
**Glendale:** Oh no.
**Ched:** I'm not going in there.
**Horse:** Ugh...
**Wammawink:** This is your thing. You go in. I- I'm not going in.
**Horse:** [shudders] He tried to make me part of his collection.
**[Tree shamans]**
The last time you were here
All you did was kick and steal from us
All you did was kick a tree and steal our stuff
**Horse:** Okay, you're right. I... I'm sorry.

How does it feel to kick a tree?
We don't know because we're trees

**Horse:** I'm... I'm sorry.
**Ched:** Yeah, I told you, we never should've done that.
**Horse:** What? No you didn't. You kicked her, too.
**[Tree shamans]**
We don't steal from each other
**Ched:** Okay, I didn't have anything to do with that. That was all Horse.
**Horse:** I should've kicked you, Ched!
**[Tree shamans]**
If you're askin' for our help
Then we say no
**Horse:** No?
**Judge Jacket:** No.
**Hammerhead:** No.
**[Deertaurs]**
No.
**Zimples:** No.
**[Unidentified]**
No.
**Merpeople:** No.
**Gebbrey:** No.
**Snaketaur and Rabbittuar:** No.
**Moletaurs:** No.
**Dayvin:** No.
**Kittentaur:** No.
**Wormtaur:** No.

[hits Horse]

**Horse:** Okay. Thank you for your time. [chuckles] I guess.

## Video

Centaurworld Season 1 Recap Song - Netflix Futures