Swamplish Guide Rewritten

## Description of Swamplish

Swamplish is a barbaric language mixed between Latin and German. This will be used by players who obviously play swampmen or need to learn Swampish but are too lazy to keep listening to swampmen and learning the language by themselves.

Some words borrowed from the old non-archived "Swampish for Simpletons" by spuds (52730).

\*\*\*Grammar applies as it would in English

**\*\*\*BIG CLARIFICATION** If you cannot find a word in here, try and swamplify it as best as you can. Just make it so it looks somewhat like an English word so people can tell what you're saying. Swamplifying usually goes along the lines of adding k's and b's and other Germanic stuff. Example: Germanic would be Germanik, or something less simple.

\*\*\*another clarification, when using the suffix "-ing" for example "attacking" or "dueling" it would not become grakking, it would be replaced with an o at the end to make Grakko. this goes for every other word that you want to using "-ing" with.

To search for a word, use ctrl f and type (word) -, the hyphen will take you straight to an actual translation.

## Swamplish Guide

### Articles

The - Duk (Doo · k)

A - Ine (E · neh)

An - Inen (E · neh · n)

### Basic Words

Hello - Hark (Har · kh)

Goodbye - Vak (Vah · kh)

Yes - Yark (Yar · kh)

No - Nark (Nar · kh)

Okay/OK - Yirk (Yer · kh)

Not - Nirk (Ner · kh)

Nothing - Nirka (Ner · kah)

Everything - Yirka (Yer · kah)

Can - Kun (Koo · n)

Is - Isk (Iss · kh)

If - Iv (Ivv)

Of - O (Oh)

Too - Ku (Koo)

Know - Knu (Noo)

Has - Hat (Hah · t)

Have - Habek (Hah · beh · kh)

Just - Juk (Juh · kh)

Doing - Dunk (Duh · nk)

Does - Duok (Doo · ock)

Get - Guk (Goh · kh)

Want - Akrode

Let - Laz

For - Vot

### Pronouns

He - Kie (Kee)

She - Krie (Kree)

Him - Kim (Kh · ih · m)

Her - Ker (Ker)

They - Teyk (Tay · kh)

Them - Tenk (Ten · kh)

We - Wir (Weer)

Us - Wor (Wore)

Am - Bun (B · on)

And - Unk (Oon · kh)

I/Me - Ik (Ih · kuh)

You - Khu (Koo · h)

With - Wik (Wih · k)

Will - Wete (V · et · eh)

Are - Urk (Er · kh)

Do - Du (Doo)

Their - Teyrk (Tey · rk)

### Movement/Placement

Go - Gek (Geh · kh)

Stop - Genirk (Geh · ner · kh)

Halt (Sudden) - Sak (Sah · kh)

Going - Gekko (Geh · kh · oh)

Come - Khak

Away - Aki (Ah · kee)

To - Tok (Toh · kh)

In - Ink (In · kh)

Out - Aud (Ow · dh)

Walk - Wilgek (Wil · gek)

Crawl - Celgek (Sell · gek)

Swimming - Warkgek (War · kh · geh · kh)

Forward - Tokgek

Back - Zuk

Open - Ont

Close - Nirkont

Give - Gibtak

### Identification/Location

That - Tak (Tah · kh)

This - Dice (Dee · say)

Thing - Dink (Din · kh)

There - Dost (Doah · st)

Here - Hurk (Her · kh)

Name - Naked

Far - Fat

Near - Nirfat

From - Fot

Left - Lurtz

Right - Kurtz

Up - Utto

Down - Danak

Front - Fantuk

Behind - Bentuk

### Miscellaneous

Grak - Attack/Duel/Fight

Done - Dok (Doh · kh)

Could - Cook (Cooh · k)

Sword - Targrak

Dagger/Knife - Sargrak

Block - Boek

Ready - Rortok

Not Ready/Unprepared - Nirtok

Space/Area - Hurtok

Say - Sok

Saying - Sokko

Help - Het

Think - Tunk

Like - Gotak

Dislike - Matak

Sorry - Sot

Suppose/Think - Vermun

Some - Suz

Else - Etz

### Adjectives

Good- Gook (Goo · kh)

Bad - Mach (Mah · kh)

Strong - Gust

Weak - Nirgust

Sharp - Targu

Dull - Sarnir

Best - Kint

Worst - Nirkint

Big - Bik (Bick)

Small - Smok (Smoh · kh)

Wet - Werk (Wer · kh)

Dry - Drok (Dra · kh)

Light - Lak (Lack)

Dark - Dak (Dack)

Light (In terms of weight) - Lok (Lock)

Heavy - Gak (Gack)

Tall - Tark (Tar ·kh)

Short - Sark (Sar · kh)

Innocent - Gookir

Guilty - Machir

Alive/Life - Enka

Dead/Death - Mak

Open - Ork

Close - Cork

### Foods

Food - Fucco (Foo · ko)

Fruit - Fuc (Fuh · ck)

Vegetable - Vete (Veh · te)

Meat - Morok (Mor · ock)

Soup - Slorpor (Slore · poor)

Bread - Brok (Broh · kh)

Apple - Rods (Rods)

Cabbage - Kekacu (Keh · cack · oo)

Carrots - Oliqo (Oh · lick · oh)

Apple Pie - Rod slorco (Rod · slor · ko)

### Numbers

First - Kirz

Second - Kenzo

Third - Kork

Fourth - Kirv

One - Kon (Cone)

Two - Dku (Doo)

Three - Riek (Reek)

Four - Kouw (Cow)

Five - Kiff (K-if)

Six - Kecks (Kex)

Seven - Zevelk (Zev-elk)

Eight - Kayt (Kay-t)

Nine - Binj (Bin-jh)

Ten - Ki (Kee)

Eleven - Ki unk kon

Twelve - Ki unk dku

Twenty - Kidku (Kee-doo)

Twenty-one - Kidku unk kon

Thirty - Kiriek (Kee-reek)

Forty - Kikouw

Fifty - Kikiff

Sixty - Kikecks

Seventy - Kivelt

Eighty - Kikayt

Ninety - Kibinj

One hundred - Ken

One hundred and one - Ken unk kon

Two hundred - Kendku

Three hundred - Kenriek

Thousand - Kenkar (Ken-car)

One thousand and one - Kenkar unk kon

Two thousand - Kenkarken

Ten thousand - Ki Kenkar

One hundred thousand - Ken Kenkar

One million - Kenkar Kenkar

A lot - Iyirka

A little - Inirka

* I'm not defining above one million.
* Only Ki, Ken, and Kenkar will be used.

* Word out the numbers and translate them into numbers. It gets harder the higher you go, much like a swampman would be able to count.

* For example, you may say "Three million two hundred and twenty thousand four hundred and seventy-one" by saying Kenkar Kenkariek unk Ki Kenkardku unk kidku unk Kenkouw unk kivelt unk kon. The underlined parts are separating the million, from one hundred thousand, to hundreds, to tens.

* I'm not doing negative numbers because swampmen are dumb.

* Example - Five hundred and two - Kenkiff unk dku

* Example - Two thousand three hundred and forty-four - Kenkardku Kenriek unk Kikouw unk kouw

* Example - One million and two - Kenkar Kenkar unk dku

### Questions

What - Wak (Wah · kh)

Who - Wuo ( Woo · oh)

Why - Wei (Wy)

Where - Wubik (Woo · bih · kh)

When - Wuok (Woo · oh · kh)

How - Huk (Huh · kh)

### Sentences/Joined Words

\*Pronunciations for words not mentioned prior

Who are you? - Wurk khu? (Wer · kh)

Why are you here? - Wyrk kuhuk? (Weer · kh) (Koo · huck)

What now? - Wanku? (Way · n · ku)

Where are we going? - Wurk wisgek? (Wiz · geck)

I don't know. - Ik nirk knu.

Doesn't - Dirk (Dur · kh)

Wasn't - Wirk (Wyr · kh)

Hasn't - Hirk (Her ·kh)

I am - Ikbun (Ick · bun)

### Time

Time - Tik (Tick)

Today - Tokum (Toke · um)

Tomorrow - Tisok (Tiss · oak)

Yesterday - Watok (Wah · toke)

Tonight - Toknak (Tock ·nack)

Morning - Morgum (Moor · gum)

Day - Nutik (Noo ·tick)

Night - Nak (Nah ·kh)

Dawn - Aung (Ow · ng)

Soon - Soot (Soot)

Now - Nu (Noo)

Was - Wat (Wah · t)

### Insults/Swearing

Stupid - Stokko (Stock · oh)

Dumb - Dork (Dor · kh)

Idiot - Rikko (Ree · koh)

Cunt - Kunk (K · oon ·kh)

Dick - Svick (Sh · vih · kh)

Bitch - Hond (Hoh · n · dh)

Faggot - Spark (Sp · ar · kh)

Pussy - Bark (B · ar · kh)

Fuck - Foz (Foh · z)

### People

Person/People/Human - Man (even if they are a woman)

Swampman - Warkenkrthman (War · ken · kh · er · th · man)

Friend - Frank

God - Kenka (Ken · kuh)

Sir - Herman (Her ·man)

Ma'am - Mulman (Mole · man)

King - Kenk (Keh · nk)

Queen - Quenk (Kwe · nk)

Prince - Prink (Prin · kh)

Princess - Prinko (Prin · kh · oh)

Guard - Gork (Gore · kh)

Jailer - Skervor (Sker · vore)

Family - Ikmen

Father - Futak

Mother - Mutak

Brother - Brutak

Sister - Sitak

Child - Kintuk

Peasant - Kauer (Koh · er)

Farmer - Vhinfer (Vin · fer)

Slave - Skervus (Sk · er · vus)

Fighter/Warrior/Invader - Grakkir (Gra · ck · eer)

Mercenary - Grakner (Gra · ck · ner)

Ambassador - Bottum (Bot · um)

\*Note: If mentioning someone's name that ends with an s, replace with a z. If Z already ends at their name, leave it as is. If someone has a J in their name, replace it with a D. If someone has a Q in their name, replace it with a K.

### Miscellaneous

Swamplish - Warkenkrthrish (War · kenk · er · th · rish)

Water - Wark (War · kh)

Fire - Frak (Fra · kh)

Snow - Snok (Sn · oak)

Alcohol - Frakwark (Fra · kh · war · kh)

Word - Work (Wor · kh)

Add - Ak (Ack)

Remove/Get rid of - Rok (Rock)

Metal - Melik

Armor - Guzmelik

Weapon - Grakkar (Gra · ck · arr)

Key - Kek (Keh · kh)

Ghost - Gursk (Ger · s · kh)

Drugs/Smoking herbs - Enkfanir

More - Akro (Ack · rho)

Less - Rokro (Rock · rho)

Frakgrak - Burn/To burn (Frack · grack)

### Colors

Color - Kola (Koh · la)

Red - Rod (Roh · d)

Orange - Olikua (Ole · ik · wah)

Yellow - Yelv (Yell · v)

Green - Gronk (Gr · on · kh)

Blue - Blaur (Bl · ow · r)

Purple - Pilap (Pill · app)

Brown - Braue (Brow · eh)

White - Wabuk (Wah · buk)

Black - Balk (Ball · kh)

### Locations

Earth - Enkrth (En · ker · th)

Swamp - Warkenkrthland (War · ken · ker · th · lan · d)

Kingdom - Kenko (Ken · koh)

Aedwin - Warkland (War · k · lan · d)

Hallengard - Snokland (Snoh · k · lan · d)

Greenfields - Gronkfelds (Gron · kh · fel · d · ss)

Lauchette - Olikualand (Ole · lick · wah · land)

Ghost Kingdom - Gursk Kenko (Ger · ss · k) (Ken · Koh)

Forest - Fokst (Foh · k · st)

Farm - Vhinf (Vin · fuh)

Home/House - Domal (Doh · mah · l)

### Meme section

\*This is the section where you *should* mainly use stuff in LOOC or OOC.

Gay - Gonk (Gon · kh)

Erotic Roleplay - Spodz (Spoh · dh · z)

Yeet - Yeek (Yee · kh)

Rape - Rake (Ray · kh)