Nice Bath, Charlie Brown!

**NOTE:** This Page is **NSFW!**

**See Also:** The Pixelated NSFW Paul Robertson

## Picture Stare

* *[Begins with Charlie Brown not moving and sitting on an armchair staring at a black picture with white text saying "CENSORED".]*
* **Alex:** What are you watching? *[Notices the Picture]* What is this? *[takes the "CENSORED" Picture off]* Or this one. *[takes the picture of the Pink Panther as Pikachu off]* Or this one. *[takes the picture of Snoopy flying on his Doghouse off.]* Or this one. *[takes the picture of Schroeder playing on his Piano off]* Or this one. *[takes the picture of the Little-Red Haired Girl in a hot tub off]* Or this one. *[takes the picture of Pac-Man eating apples off]* Or this one. *[takes the picture of Woodstock crying off. **The not shown picture is behind the painting Alex just took off.** Alex Gasps]* It's horrible!
* **Donkey:** Whatwhatwhaaat?!!?
* **Marty:** It's just a robotic fetus with three women surrounding it, one spraying it with breast milk, another slicing herself open with a knife, spraying guts over it, and the third zapping it with electricity, dressed as Pikachu.
* **Alex:** Is that pee? **That's gross**! **Are you into that kid?** Oh My God... Wait, there's milk too? This is a gross picture!
* **Ernie:** Blood and milk of mothers is the giver of life. Lets not forget the water of Angels and lighting for a Pokemon. That is what this work says to me. While grotesque and edging on pornographic I get it and understand it and oddly enough like it. Question is what is the life that is created from this? Will it have a chance to live? I wonder.
* **Shrek:** All hail Bikini Bible-Chan **BREAST MILK!!!** Bikini Bible-chan is reminding me of being her in MLG! Get it!
* **Bert:** I always wanted to be shocked while I am receiving fluids from diverse hot chicks!
* **Marty:** Mecha-fetus gets its yummies!
* **Ernie:** So much bodily fluids, **I'M GONNA MARRY THAT BLONDE!**
* **Shrek: SHURIKENS AND** **LIGHTNING!**
* **Alex:** Come On, Kid. Get Out. *[carries Charlie Brown out of the room]*

## Charlie Brown and Chuck Jones

* *[In another Room]*
* **King Julian:** You get into my room before these girls see you. I have to show you 1960's Cartoons with The Pink Panther along Tom and Jerry from Chuck Jones, Friz Freleng, Hawley Pratt, and Maurice Noble.
* **Maurice:** Yeah, Maurice Noble!
* *[One Video Later]*
* **King Julian:** Well, how about we bring you a new shirt. *[Holds a pink shirt with Yellow Zig-Zags]*
* **Charlie Brown:** *[Puts the Shirt on]* Same Old Thing. *[Walks away]*

## Bad Night

* **Peppermint Patty:** *[Wearing a Underwear, Bra with Pokeballs, Pikachu Ears and Tail]* Hey Chuck!
* **Charlie Brown:** Aaugh! *[sees Peppermint Patty]* Ohh, heh-heh, can I help ya?
* **Peppermint Patty:** I'll take a Pika Pika!
* **Charlie Brown:** *[becomes surprised]* What did you say?
* **Peppermint Patty:** I said, I'll take a Pika Pika.
* **Charlie Brown:** Huh?
* **Lucy:** *[In a Bikini with a knife]*I heard her, Charlie Brown. I'm Gonna cut the giant tomatoes.
* **Charlie Brown:** What?
* **Peppermint Patty:** And a Pika Pika Pika Pika!
* **Charlie Brown:** Huh? *[starts going insane, imagining everything and The Pikachu Panther]* Huh? *[looks at the sign and sees "NICE BATH, CHARLIE BROWN!"]* I didn't notice that! *[keeps thinking and hearing the Pikachu sounds. Even Sally Brown dressed as Bikini Bible-Chan makes Pikachu sounds with two bottles of milk. Eventually he starts seeing The Pikachu Panther Laugh.]*

* **Baby Angel 1:** Yoo hoo! Up here!
* **Charlie Brown:** *[Notices two Baby Angels]* Oh No!
* **Baby Angel 2:** Time's up, Charlie Brown! Run, Run, Run!
* **Charlie Brown:** No! *[as he runs and screams while Sally, Peppermint Patty, Lucy, The Pikachu Panther and Two Baby Angels chase him]*

* **Charlie Brown:** *[Wakes up]* Aaugh! *[gets back in bed, muttering]* Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. Ten, twenty, thirty, forty... *[all of a sudden, The Pikachu Panther laughs in his cloud. He opens his eyes]* Wha? Who's there? *[rests his head on his pillow]* Back to counting Charlie Brown. *[closes his eyes again and imagines Clones of Charlie Brown jumping over a fence]* One, two, three, four, five... *[the Pikachu Panther appears again; Charlie Brown opens his eyes again]* Aah! *[Back to Sleep]* Good Grief.

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