Captain Swackhammer, Admiral Hades, Assistant Captains Negaduck, Megatron, and Pitch Black, Assistant Admirals Sideshow Bob, Grievous, and Popple, their Pirates, and the Krookodile, Charizard, and Charla/Neverland's Greatest Criminal Minds

*(In Neverland, which is a beautiful small island, at a beachside of a south lagoon, a small male beige, white, and brown furred saber-toothed squirrel with big white bug eyes with brown pupils and a big poofy squirrel tail is walking around anxiously, carrying an acorn, hoping to find a spot to bury it for storage. He is Scrat. Anyway, he noticed a twig and grunts a little, trying to pull it out, but after pulling and pulling, he couldn’t get it out. So, he shrugged and bites at the twig. Suddenly, it squeaks, surprising Scrat. Then the “Twig” emerged, revealed to be a medium-sized crab, bigger than Scrat, and the “Twig” is actually the crab’s antenna. A short pause, then Scrat screamed and ran away. Then he sprinted back to his acorn he left behind and grabbed it. Then he noticed the crab glaring daggers at him, making him nervous. He chuckled nervously a bit, and was about to run away, when the crab pinched his tail, making Scrat let out a blood-curdling scream. Then the crab spun him around and around like a lasso, which during this Scrat held onto his acorn for dear life, and then the crab threw him across the lagoon like a skipping rock. Scrat, still holding onto his acorn, skipped and skipped across the water until he crashed onto the side of a rock and sank into the water. Snapping out of it, Scrat noticed his acorn floating away, so he rapidly swam to it, trying to get to it while screaming in frustration. But lo, after Scrat and his acorn were gone, we then see that it is no rock that he just crashed onto, it is in fact a huge ship. And not just any ship, it is a pirate ship. And on board, all the pirates are heard singing)*

Pirates: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**A-rovin’ over the sea**

**Give me a career**

**As a buccaneer**

**It’s the life of a pirate for me**

**Oh, a life of a pirate for me**

*(On the ship, there are various villains on board, doing their usual business such as swabbing the deck and doing busy things, and they are Captain Swackhammer, Admiral Hades, Assistant Captains Pitch Black and Negaduck, and Assistant Admirals Sideshow Bob and Popple’s crew. And here comes the introductions. There is a man with short dark brown chin-length hair, a small scar on his left cheek, and a gold yellow left eye, and wearing a black eye patch on his scarred right eye, a red neck bandana, a gray long-sleeved tunic, white gloves, gray pants, and black boots. He is Braig, the smart-aleck sharpshooter of the crew. The second crew member is a male magenta colored virus-like creature with dark magenta hair locks, yellow eyes, and a long red nail/saber-like claw on his left index finger as his weapon, as well as glowing an orange glow coloration when ready to burn something or someone, and wearing a black trench coat over a black tanktop, black pants, black boots, and sometimes wore a pair of black sunglasses. He is Thrax, the chemist/doctor/bounty hunter of the crew. The ninth crew member is a male well-built mutant warthog with light brown fur, white eyes with black pupils, a purple well-built mohawk with a ponytail, and wearing purple sunglasses, a white hoop nosering in his nostrils, a white bone and skull necklace, a red sleeveless vest, a brown bullet shoulder sling, a gray spiky bracelet on the right wrist, a silver chain bracelet on the left wrist, two dark yellow turtle shell shoulder armor on his shoulders, black pants, a chain belt with a cuff-like buckle around the waist, a gray band around his left leg, and red and white converse shoes. He is Bebop, a bumbling brawny punk warthog mutant. The tenth crew member is a male well-built mutant rhino with dark gray skin, a light gray nose horn, yellow eyes, and wearing a yellow tanktop with his somewhat fat belly sticking out, a brown wooden plank weapon holdster carried on his back, a brown bullet shoulder sling, brown wristbands, tan brown pants, a brown belt with a gray square-shaped buckle around the waist, a dark yellow turtle shell pouch on the right side of his belt, and brown boots. He is Rocksteady, Bebop’s bumbling brawny punk mutant rhino partner. The tenth crew member is a male anthro lion with humanoid brown and beige-furred male lion with a black mane, and green eyes with a scar on his left eye, and wearing blue pants. He is Scar, the hunter of the crew. The eleventh crew member is a male anthro hyena with gray fur, a pale brown underbelly, a black nose, ears, mane, tail, paws, and thick eyebrows, and sharp yellow teeth, and wearing black pants. He is Banzai, one of Scar’s bumbling henchmen. The twelfth crew member is a female anthro hyena with gray fur, a pale brown underbelly, a black nose, ears, mane, tail, paws, and thin eyebrows, and sharp yellow teeth, and wearing a black cropped tanktop and tan pants. She is Shenzi, another one of Scar’s bumbling henchmen. The thirteenth crew member is a male anthro hyena with gray fur, a pale brown underbelly, a black nose, ears, mane, tail, paws, and thin eyebrows, sharp yellow teeth, and a pink tongue lolling out of his mouth, and wearing somewhat tattered blue pants. He is Ed, another one of Scar’s bumbling henchmen (And all three of those hyenas love to eat). The fourteenth crew member is a tall male figure with dark blue skin, yellow eyes, and wearing a large white top hat, a blue and white sleeveless cloak held by a ruby brooch, a white long-sleeved suit, a pair of white gloves, a monocle, and sometimes carried a scepter with a blue diamond on it. He is Count Bleck, the lord of the crew. The fifteenth crew member is a blue-skinned woman with short magenta hair tied in a bun, and wearing red lipstick, red orange rimmed glasses with white lenses, a white long-sleeved blouse, a white gem on a platinum brooch, charcoal gray slacks, and white high heeled boots. She is Nastasia, Bleck’s faithful secretary of the crew. The sixteenth crew member is an extremely muscular, half bald man with pale skin, a light brown beard, sideburns, and eyebrows, a thick Scottish accent, and wearing dark brown fingerless boxing gloves with bronze linings, red cuffs with small silver spikes around the wrists, a dark brown sleeveless jersey with a light brown design and a bronze neck rim (That is over a red short-sleeved shirt), black and red pants, a bronze belt around his waist, and black and red boots. He is O'Chunks, Bleck’s faithful Scottish sportsman and brawler of the crew. The seventeenth crew member is a lime green-skinned little girl with long lime green hip-length hair tied in pigtails, black eyes with little eyelashes, and wearing a gold yellow sleeveless dress with a pocket in the front, white polka dots, and a red Peter Pan collar, black stockings, gold yellow hair ties, black Mary Jane shoes, and rouge blushes on her cheeks. She is Mimi, Bleck’s faithful shapeshifter of the crew (Who also likes rubees, her favorite jewels). The eighteenth crew member is a short male black and white-skinned joker-looking guy wearing a violet and golden joker hat with three yellow jewels, a violet and golden long-sleeved cloak, black pants, black shoes, hot pink lipstick, black gloves, and a black and white mask with yellow eyes. He is Dimentio, the joker of the crew. The nineteenth crew member is a male muscular human-like manta ray wearing a blue manta ray-like helmet with red eyes and a red mouth, a red bodily long-sleeved jumpsuit with blue underwear, blue gloves, and blue boots. He is Man Ray, the fighter of the crew. The twentieth crew member is a male mutant chimpanzee with a huge brain sticking out of his head, black fur, green skin, pink eyes with black pupils, and wearing a white helmet over his brain with purple one zigzag lines around it and a metal rim with purple jewels around it, a blue sleeveless tunic, a white belt with a purple upside-down triangle buckle, white gloves, a big purple cape, and white boots. He is Mojo Jojo, the inventor of the crew. The twenty-first crew member is a male pink furry creature with light orange skin on his face, a big green nose, two small green pom-poms on his two black stringed antennae, and wearing blue overalls and brown boots. He is Fuzzy Lumpkins, a temperamental brute force and banjo player of the crew. The twenty-second crew member is a male red demon-like creature with green eyes with black pupils, short black headwear like a swimcap, a black curly goatee, and dark red lobster-like claws, and wearing a blood red sleeveless tunic with pink curly rims, a black belt with an orange buckle, and black leg length boots. He is Him, the manipulating, riddle-maker member of the crew with a high feminine-like demon voice when happy or sad, and a deep menacing demon voice when angry or scary. The twenty-third, twenty-fourth, and twenty-fifth crew members are male teal-colored amoeba-like creatures, and the leader is wearing a gray fedora with a black band, the tall skinny one is wearing a brown fedora with a black band, and the small one is wearing a black beret hat backwards. They are Amoeba Bossman, Amoeba Slim, and Amoeba Shorty, consisting the Amoeba Boys, the dimwitted brainless gangsters of the crew. The twenty-sixth crew member is a white-skinned woman with long black snake-like hair, freckles on her cheeks, green eyes, and red lips, and wearing a red sleeveless jumpsuit, black netting designed stockings, red arm gloves, and red leg boots. She is Sedusa, the greedy seductress and treasure hunter of the crew. The twenty-seventh crew member is a little girl with red curly hair tied in curly pigtailed buns, freckles on her cheeks, tiny black eyes, and wearing a gold crown with a red jewel, a yellow sleeveless dress with a black lining, black arm gloves, white stockings, and black boots. She is Princess Morbucks, the rich greedy loudmouthed spoiled brat of the crew. The twenty-eighth crew member is a cruel-looking man with short spiky brown hair, a spiky brown goatee, and wearing a black short-sleeved short jumpsuit (With the red letter “A” on it) over a gray long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, a yellow belt with a gold buckle, red shoulder pads with black dots all over it and a yellow spike on each shoulder, yellow bracelets, gray gloves, a yellow mask with black eyes and red slanting pupils, and yellow, black, and red boots. He is Vicious the Iron-Masked Marauder, also the hunter of the crew. The twenty-ninth crew member is a slightly muscular man with lightly tanned skin, short crewcut-like hair styled into a straight mohawk, a small black braided ponytail, dark brown eyes, and wearing a gold hair tie, a red long-sleeved shirt, a black cape attached to an olive green obi sash, black pants with the ankle rims slightly rolled up, and dark brown sandals. He is the Kralahome, the prime minister of the crew, who used to be the prime minister for the Siamese Clan until he was banished for trying to steal their king's title as King of the Siamese Clan. The thirtieth crew member is a short, fat man with a bald head, lightly tanned skin, black beady eyes, white teeth, and wearing a light blue short-sleeved, open-front jacket with gold lining, purple pants, a gold obi sash, and brown flip-flop sandals. He is Master Little, the Kralahome's bumbling henchman, who was also banished for trying to help the Kralahome steal the title as King of the Siamese Clan. The thirty-first crew member is a human man with a huge orange pumpkin for a head with glowing yellow eyes and wearing a purple scarecrow-like hat with a dark purple rim with a red feather sticking out, a white long-sleeved tunic with a dark gray belt with a gray buckle, light purple gloves, purple stockings, and dark lavender 17th century shoes, and sometimes carries a scythe-like sword. He is Jack O’Lantern, the prankster member of the crew. The thirty-second crew member is a male purple creature called a Nome with a bald head with short violet blue hair and a long violet blue sideburn-like beard, violet blue eyebrows, a big dark purple nose, small elf-like ears, and wearing a gold crown with emeralds, a magenta king-like robe, a black and red miner king-like outfit, red gloves, and long brown boots. He is Ruggedo the Nome King, the greedy miner of the crew who is allergic to eggs. The thirty-third crew member is a male silver metallic robot with light blue eyes, and wearing silver metallic business clothes and a red metal necktie. He is Phineas T. Ratchet, also the inventor of the crew. The thirty-fourth crew member is a male anthro rat with pale brown fur (With a gray 5:00 shadow), short black combed hair, a long pink red rat tail sticking out of his rear side of his pants, and a big pink red nose, and wearing a black opera-like suit, a black cape with red trimming, a pink and purple striped tie, white opera gloves, a gray sleeveless button-up vest, black pants, and black shoes. He is Professor Ratigan, the evil genius of the crew. The thirty-fifth crew member is a male muscular anthro penguin with black and white feathers, slate blue feathers on his head, and a dark orange beak with a red tip on the nose, pale orange webbed feet, and wearing a red cape and black pants with a light lavender sash with a yellow buckle. He is Drake, the brute muscle member of the crew and a self-proclaimed lady’s man. The thirty-sixth crew member is a yellow-skinned human man with short gray coiffed hair, and wearing a blue long-sleeved business suit over a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt, a badge of the United States flag on the left side of his jacket, a purple necktie, blue pants, and black shoes. He is Russ Cargill, the evil mastermind of the crew. The thirty-seventh crew member is a middle-aged man with a slightly bald head with grayish brown sideburn hair, and wearing a white cowboy-like hat, a blue short-sleeved button-up shirt, blue pants with the ankle rims tie-dyed brown, and umber brown boots. He is Lasombra, the treasure hunter of the crew. The thirty-third crew member is a male anthro fox with red fur, a tan muzzle and underbelly, a black nose, brown eyes, and wearing a light yellow floppy farmer hat, a pale green long-sleeved shirt, a green sleeveless vest, and dark green pants. He is Brer Fox, the hunter and chef of the crew. The thirty-fourth crew member is a big male anthro bear with brown fur, a tan muzzle, a black nose, brown eyes, and wearing a red fedora hat and a blue long-sleeved jacket with the sleeves rolled up, and sometimes carried a wooden club. He is Brer Bear, the dimwitted, yet temperamental, brute member of the crew and Brer Fox’s henchman. The thirty-fifth crew member is a male green anthro alligator who sometimes has a huge bloodshot eye tick on the left eye, a gold chest and belly spot, and white nail claws, and wearing a huge red cape with yellow rims on the bottom attached to a blue crystal, gold bracelets, and a gold crown on his head, that is sometimes used as a boomerang. He is King K. Rool, the diabolical aristocratic leader of the Kremlings and member of the crew. The thirty-sixth crew member is a male lime green anthro alligator with a yellow chest and belly spot, and wearing a dark green army helmet with three small yellow arrows pointing down on the front, a brown belt with three brown pouches on the front, and black boots. He is General Klump, K. Rool's loyal general. The thirty-seventh crew member is a male blue anthro muscular alligator with three white mohawk-like spikes on top of his head, a light blue chest and belly spot, and wearing an army camouflage tanktop jumpsuit, silver bracelets, and a gray belt. He is Krusha, K. Rool's bodyguard and despite his childish personality and little bit of slow talking, he is also the brute muscle member of the crew. The thirty-eighth crew member is a male orange anthro alligator with a light orange chest and belly spot, and wearing a black captain hat with a white gator-like skull and crossbones image on the front, a gold hoop earring on his right ear, if he has any, a black belt with a silver buckle, black boots, and sometimes carries a black metallic handcannon. He is Kaptain Skurvy, K. Rool's partner, leader of the Skurvy pirate crew, and Klump's older brother. The thirty-ninth crew member is a male light green anthro alligator that almost looks identical to K. Rool, has a pale green chest and belly spot, an Italian accent, and wearing a black bandana backwards around the neck with the white gator-like skull and crossbones image on the back, a black paper folded-shaped pirate hat also with a white gator-like skull and crossbones image on the front, and sometimes carries a curved sword. He is Kutlass, Skurvy's first mate and muscle brawn member of the crew. The fortieth crew member is a male black anthro alligator with scrawny, but muscular, arms, a light black chest and belly spot, a French accent, and wearing brown pants with a rope tied around the waist for support, and like Kutlass, also carries a curved sword. He is Green Kroc, Skurvy's second mate, and fighter of the crew. The forty-first crew member is a big male anthro black furred cat with peach skin on his face almost similar to a bulldog, and wearing a pair of blue, purple, yellow, and gray fingerless gloves, and a red short-sleeved shirt underneath a blue, black, gray, and purple armor. He is Pete, the other brute fighter of the crew. The forty-second crew member is a large, sinewy, male Gigantopithecus with yellow eyes, red irises, four limbs consisting hands, yellowing claw-nails, a scalp of black hair which resembled a tricorne hat and a graying beard on his face, which was topped with a mouth full of gold and yellowing uneven teeth, and back fur tapering over his frame at the back, resembling a pirate captain's coat. He is Captain Gutt. The forty-third crew member is a small male rabbit with brown eyes, a pink nose, large floppy ears, one of which he wore an earring made of a seashell on, gray fur with a white underbelly, and wearing a long leaf draped around his midriff, and uneven teeth, notably a pair of large buckteeth. He is Squint, Gutt's fast, hyperactive first mate, who hates being called "Cute" or "A bunny." The forty-fourth crew member is a large, blubbery British-accented male elephant seal with green eyes, a fat build, a gray hide peppered with a few barnacles, short trunk-like snout, tusks and stubby flippers, and wearing a bandanna made of kelp atop his head, with tattoos on the back of his head. He is Flynn, Gutt's bumbling, yet loyal, crew member. The forty-fifth crew member is a female Procoptodon with blue eyes, a short face, a long tail, grasping forearms, a pouch, long legs (Which sported one hoof-like toe each), and a gray and violet striped pelt with a whitish underbelly. She is Raz, Gutt's weapons expert. The forty-sixth crew member is a male Indian badger with hazel eyes, black and white fur, a black nose, and sharp teeth and claws. He is Gupta, Gutt's living flag flyer. The forty-seventh is a male blue-footed booby from the south of France with blue eyes, a French accent, battered gray feathers, a long horned beak, vivid blue feet, and bright red feathers (With white dots) on the top of his head. He is Silas, Gutt's sentry and lookout. And the last crew member is a large, thickly-built, male boar with brown eyes, five tusks of different sizes along his long snout, short, bristly, red and gray striped fur, cloven-hoofed feet, a sizable reddish mane, and brownish gray facial hair. He is Dobson, Gutt's loyal pet boar. Anyway, once the crew was done doing their works, they, except Brer Fox and Brer Bear, went up to a Captain’s headquarter door with a crude drawing of their captain on it in an angry mood. The reason why they are angry; They want to leave Neverland and forget about killing Ash Ketchum's group and they are sick of being stuck on the island. As they sang, they began to angrily throw knives at the drawing on the door)*

Pirates: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**They never bury your bones**

**For when it’s all over**

**A jolly sea roger**

**Drops in on his friend**

**Davy Jones**

**Oh....**

*(Then, the door opens to a male puppet-type Digimon, a male bat-type Digimon, a male Mobian, a male bird, two humans, a woman and man, a male cat-like Pokemon, two male bats, four male mutants, and two small male demon imps. The male puppet-type Digimon is a male wooden puppet-like creature with red eyes and a little long metal nose, and wearing a red plushy cap with a yellow ball on the end and a yellow skull and poison symbol on the center, blue overalls with gold bullet shells on the straps, white gloves, a wooden marionette on his back with four red strings attached to him, and he carries a huge metal hammer with cannon-like holes. He is Puppetmon, Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's first mate. The male bat-type Digimon is a male bat-type Digimon with yellow eyes, black fur, gray skin, and red claws, and wearing a blue upper-bodily cloth with a picture of a white skull on the forehead. He is Demidevimon. The male Mobian is a male anthro weasel with beige fur, a pink nose, small black whiskers, and wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses with pale blue lenses, a yellow fedora hat with a red band, a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, a red bowtie, a yellow checkered long-sleeved business suit, charcoal gray pants, and black and white shoes. He is Wes Weasley, a con businessman of Neverland and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's second mate. The male bird is a male Scarlet Macaw with red feathers, yellow eyes, thick black eyebrows, white eye markings, an orange hooked beak and feet, blue wing tips and tail feathers, and teeth in his beak. He is Iago, Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's loudmouthed, temperamental sentry bird. The first human is a woman with long hip-length magenta hair with a curl at the end, green eyes, and wearing green orb earrings, a white short-sleeved cropped shirt with a red R on the front, a black cropped tanktop underneath, dark gray arm gloves, a white miniskirt, and dark gray leg boots. She is Jessie, a member of Team Rocket and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's third mate. The last human is a man with short chin-length light blue hair, light blue eyes, and wearing a white long-sleeved shirt with a red R on the front, a black tanktop underneath, dark gray gloves, white pants with a purple belt-like rim around the waist, and dark gray boots. He is James, Jessie's partner in Team Rocket and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's fourth mate. The male cat-like Pokemon is a male Normal-type scratching cat Pokemon with light beige fur, brown tips on his toes and curly tail, two whiskers on his forehead, two whiskers on each side of his cheeks, black ears with the interior colored pink, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on his forehead. He is Meowth, Jessie and James' partner in Team Rocket and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's fifth mate. The first male bat is a peg-legged crippled male bat with brown fur, with a somewhat crippled left wing, yellow eyes, red eyebags around the eyes, and wearing a purple turtleneck tanktop, a violet and light violet striped scarf around his neck, black pants, a gray shoe on his left foot, a brown wooden peg leg in place of his right foot, and sometimes wore a black newsboy cap. He is Fidget, Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's sixth mate, who is usually treated like their punching bag. The last male bat is a male Albino bat with white fur, large light pink eyes, large ears with pink interiors, a pink pig-like nose, and pink hands and feet. He is Bartok, Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's pet bat who is usually the pacifist besides sometimes Popple regarding Ash's group. The first male mutant is a male anthro rat with peach skin, small eyes, white buckteeth, small whiskers, a black nose, and wearing a yellow and orange plug hat, dark blue goggles, a red, white, yellow, and silver battery pack with a blue crisscross outlet plug-like buckle clipped around the torso, a blue belt with a plug wire-carrying wheel on the left side, turquoise rubber gloves, turquoise boots, and a yellow long-sleeved jumpsuit with a neck collar flap. He is Megavolt, the crazy, yet intelligent, member of the Fearsome Four and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's seventh mate. The second male mutant is a male anthro duck with white feathers, an orange beak and webbed feet, big white buckteeth, short light brown hair on the top of his head, and wearing a red and purple jester hat, both with jingle bells and acts like a mask, a pale blue court ruff around his neck, white gloves, a purple knee-length jumpsuit with a yellow waist line-like belt, long orange sleeves, one with red polka dots and another with red stripes, purple sleeve rims, and red shoes. He is Quackerjack, the hyperactive member of the Fearsome Four and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's eighth mate. The third male mutant is a male half-duck, half-plant creature with green feathers, an orange beak, vines for arms, leaves for hands, brown root legs, purple dandelion-like hair, three tiny purple pollen-like antennae, and blue eyes. He is Bushroot, the pessimistic leader of the Fearsome Four and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's ninth mate. The last male mutant is a male blue water-like anthro dog. He is Liquidator, the polite member of the Fearsome Four and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's tenth mate. The first small male demon is a chubby male purple imp with a tiny dark purple nose, dark purple tiny demon horns on his head, short dark purple hair with the sides curled upward a bit, small dark purple bat wings, with the right side wing with a chomped bite mark scar on it, a thin dark purple demon tail, and yellow eyes with black pupils. He is Pain, Hades’ henchman and Swackhammer, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple’s eleventh mate. And the last small male demon is a skinny male bluish green imp with a big long thorn-like nose, big pointy horn-like ears, small dark bluish green bat wings, a thin dark bluish green demon tail, and yellow eyes with black pupils. He is Panic, Pain’s partner and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple’s twelfth mate. As they exited the captain, admiral, assistant captains, and assistant admirals’ headquarters, with Pain carrying a tray with a shaving kit, they finished singing the song with the pirates too)*

Mates and pirates: **Oh, my good friend**

**Davy Jones**

*(Unaware of how angry the crew is, Puppetmon, Demidevimon, Pain, Panic, Wes, Team Rocket, Iago, Fidget, Bartok, and the Fearsome Four greeted them happily)*

Iago, Demidevimon, Fidget, Bartok, Pain, and Panic: Good morning, shipmates!

Wes: It’s a beautiful morning, palsies!

Puppetmon, Team Rocket, and Fearsome Four: It’s a beautiful day...!

*(Suddenly, Pete, Bebop, and Rocksteady roughly yanked Puppetmon, Demidevimon, Fidget, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four up to them, cutting Puppetmon, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four off)*

Pete: And what’s good about it, Puppetmon, Demidevimon, Wes, Iago, Fidget, Bartok, Pain, Panic, Team Rocket, and Fearsome Four?!

Bebop: (Snorts) Especially when we’re on this island?

Rocksteady: Yeah, there’s nothing good about it!

Pete: So thanks for asking, see?!

*(The three tossed Puppetmon, Demidevimon, Fidget, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four aside, bumping them into Iago, Pain, and Panic and knocking Iago and Bartok onto the deck floor. Ruggedo and Vicious then grabbed both Panic and Megavolt respectively and Thrax pointed his claw at Panic and Megavolt’s bellies)*

Thrax: Here we are, collecting barnacles on this miserable island!

Ruggedo: Not to mention no booty to steal whatsoever!

Vicious: It's boring to us!

*(They released Panic and Megavolt. As Wes was about to recover with Panic and Megavolt, his nose got caught in Fuzzy’s gun nose)*

Fuzzy: While his captainship and his group plays ring around the rosy with Ash Ketchum's group!

Shenzi: And one of his Lost Justice Ducks friends of theirs are more annoying than some talking macaws.

Ratigan: My sentiments exactly!

Banzai: Heck, one time those brats beat us, that friend wouldn’t shut up on his gloating on us!

Scar: Especially with him still saying “Ha ha.”

Ratigan: Even with that pink guy that says "Poyo" all the time!

Drake: That's all he ever says!

*(Ed giggled a little in agreement)*

Banzai: It’s not funny, Ed, but I agree with you.

Wes: Look out there, it might go off!

*(Wes freed his nose from Fuzzy’s gun nose and stumbled back)*

Puppetmon: Well, excuuuuuse us for…!

*(Suddenly just as Iago was about to shout in anger, Sedusa tied Puppetmon, Demidevimon, Fidget, Pain, Panic, Wes, Team Rocket, the Fearsome Four, and even Iago’s necks and Bartok's body up with her snake-like hair strands and barely hung them)*

Sedusa: We want to get back to the business of looting ships!

Iago: (Choking) We can't breath!

Demidevimon: (Choking) Hey!

*(After Sedusa dropped them with her hair, Gutt, Russ, Ratchet, and Lasombra then came up to them with their respective claws and machetes while Iago coughed a bit)*

Lasombra: Why, I even almost forgot to slit a throat!

Gutt: Me too with my claws!

Ratchet: Especially when it comes to making our enemies like scrap metal!

Russ: And probably even dismembered!

Squint: And dead meat!

Raz: Neither fish!

Gupta: Or fowl!

Silas: Exactly!

Flynn: Or a goat, pig, lizard...!

*(After Gutt stomps on Flynn's flipper in annoyance to quiet him, then Gutt sliced his claws in the air and they sliced their machetes in the air as if slitting a throat in front of Puppetmon, Demidevimon, Iago, Pain, Panic, Fidget, Bartok, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four, who recovered. After recovering, Puppetmon, Demidevimon, Bartok, Fidget, Iago, Pain, Panic, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four glared at them and then Iago finally shouted angrily)*

Iago: We heard that a million times from all of you! A MILLION, TIMES, IN, A ROW!!

Jessie: That's right!

Puppetmon: Why not lash out at the captain's group about your problems?!

Demidevimon: Maybe they can take it!

Liquidator: Instead of us for a change for us?!

Pain: That way….

Iago: (Rudely cutting Pain off) We don't have to take your stupid abuse a lot!

Mojo Jojo: Because they will punish us with death!

Morbucks: Especially with Hades' pet three-headed monster, Cerberus!

Amoeba Bossman: (Angrily) Me and my boys don’t like to be beast bait at all! *(Dumbfounded)* Or somethin' like that.

Amoeba Slim and Amoeba Shorty: Yeah.

Him: (In his high feminine voice) Me neither. It wouldn’t be pleasant *(In his demonic voice)* to be eaten!

Bleck: Me neither.

Dimentio: It wouldn’t be pleasant to be eaten like hors d'oeuvres!

Bushroot: So what?!

Iago: Forget about those threats!

Quackerjack: Go talk to them!

James: Instead of making us trying to talk to them!

Fidget: Please?

Bartok: Fidget even said "Please," and then we can just leave Neverland with no problems, I'm telling you.

O'Chunks: The crew and I got a hanky-panky idea!

K. Rool: Why don't *you* try talking to them again?!

Skurvy: As usual?!

Klump, Krusha, Kutlass, and Green Kroc: Yeah!

Iago: DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO WHAT...?!

Megavolt: (Cutting Iago off) We understand you're afraid to speak of it to them, but...!

O'Chunk: (To Megavolt and Iago, who he angrily grabs their necks roughly) We're not scared like wee little babies, you wee little loudmouth featherbrain and electric rat! *(To Ratigan)* And I don't mean you on the latter insult.

Ratigan: (Nonchalantly agreeing) No offense taken.

*(Iago and Megavolt then yanked themselves free from O'Chunk's grip)*

Iago: (Coughs a bit) Easy on the tight grip!

Megavolt: (Coughs a bit) And what if we don't want to talk about it with them?

Fidget: What're you gonna do to us then?

Iago: Yeeeeeaaaaah?

*(The crew glared calmly, making Bartok nervous, as if he knew what'll happen from his past experiences on this before)*

Bartok: Iago, Fidget, I wouldn't ask that if I were you.

Iago: Why?

*(Then Nastasia speaks up)*

Nastasia: Mm, K. If you don't talk with them about leaving this island....

Mimi: (Calmly at first) Then maybe, just maybe, you can kiss your *(Angrily as she pulls a bucket of chum out)* CLEAN DAYS FROM SOME CHUM GOODBYE!!

Iago: (Realizing, to Bartok) Oh, that. I forgot. *(To the crew panicking)* ANYTHING BUT THE CHUM!!

Jack: (Throwing his knife at them) So drop it to them!

*(Puppetmon, Demidevimon, Pain, Panic, Iago, Fidget, Bartok, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four dodged the knife. Then the crew, except Mimi who held the chum bucket, began throwing their knives at them, making them dodge them too as they hurried up the stairs)*

Pete: Tell him we want to go back to sea, see?!

*(On “See,” he throws his dagger at Pain and Panic, but the two imps dodged, but after the last knife hit the side of a barrel, the lid of the barrel flipped off, landed on Panic, sending him flying into Pain’s rear end with his horn-like ears poking him there, much to Puppetmon, Demidevimon, Iago, Fidget, Bartok, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four’s discomfort, and Pain even screeched in pain upon that accidental impact from Panic)*

Iago: (Winces after Pain's painful screech ended) Ouch!

Wes: (Wincing in agreement) Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.

Bartok: (Wincing in agreement) I'll say.

Jack: (Sarcastically) Oops! Sorry if we poked your booty, and I don’t mean treasure for once!

*(He and the pirates laugh sneeringly a bit at the joke. After painfully pulling Panic off his rear, Pain, Demidevimon, Puppetmon, Iago, Fidget, Bartok, Wes, Team Rocket, the Fearsome Four, and even Panic glared at the pirates. They then secretly stuck their tongues out at them and walked away with Pain still carrying the shaving kit tray. After the laughter ended, Nastasia and Bleck turned to Mimi)*

Bleck: Nice ultimatum, Mimi. With the bucket plot again.

Nastasia: And you are aware that the bucket is actually full of leftover tomato soup, not chum, right?

Mimi: (Shrugs with a smug smile) Anything to lie to make them comply.

*(Once on the way to their captain's group, even right after overhearing the tomato soup plot, Puppetmon, Demidevimon, Iago, Fidget, Bartok, Pain, Panic, Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four began talking)*

Quackerjack: The crew is so immature!

Jessie: Really immature!

Liquidator and James: I agree!

Wes: Bucket of chum, my foot this time!

Megavolt: I even had a feeling that was tomato soup and not chum!

Iago: It didn't even smell like chum!

Demidevimon: Let alone dead fish.

Meowth: And even if we get covered in tomato soup, we'll thankfully be smelling like tomatoes instead of gross chum!

Puppetmon: (Mockingly) “Sorry if we poked your booty.” *(Seriously and angrily)* Who does he and the crew think they are?!

Young Brooklyn-accented voice: Let us guess. They picked on you again?

Dark teenage voice: And, of course, tricked you with the tomato soup instead of chum?

*(They stopped and noticed five green-skinned teenage boys, two human men, a male vampire-type Digimon, a human woman, and a helmet-wearing dark-looking teenage boy. The first green-skinned teenage boy is a tall skinny green 17 year old boy with short black hair, and wearing black sunglasses, red, white, and blue striped wristbands, a blue and orange ski vest over a white long-sleeved baseball shirt with the sleeves and neck rim colored purple, yellow pants, and black shoes. He is Ace D. Copular, the leader of the Gangreen Gang and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's thirteenth mate. The second green-skinned boy is a snake-like green 15 year old boy with a spiky nose, short black chin-length hair, pink eyes, black lips, a dark green forked tongue, and black catlike pupils, and wearing a brown Kangol hat, a white tanktop with black rims and a yellow stripe around the torso, black and yellow striped wristbands, orange shorts, white socks, and black and white converse shoes. He is Sanford D. Ingleberry AKA Snake, the slippery member of the Gangreen Gang and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's fourteenth mate, who speaks like a snake and is, sometimes like Fidget, always Ace’s punching bag whenever he accidentally falls out of line. The third green-skinned teenage boy is a short green 14 year old midget boy with a Spanish accent, short black emo-like hair covering his left eye, and wearing a red short-sleeved shirt over a white long-sleeved shirt, black pants, and black shoes. He is Li'l Arturo de la Guerra, the shortest member of the Gangreen Gang and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's fifteenth mate. The fourth green-skinned teenage boy is a huge fat green 15 year old boy with short orange hair covering his blue cyclops eye and a buck tooth, and wearing a dark green short-sleeved shirt with two yellow striped rims on the sleeves with his belly sticking out, blue pants with the ankle rims rolled up, a black belt with a yellow buckle, and black and white shoes. He is Big William "Billy" W. Williams, the brawny member of the Gangreen Gang and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's sixteenth mate. The last green-skinned teenage boy is an ape-like green 15 year old boy with an oval-shaped head, snail-like eyes, short black hair, and a tongue lolling out of his mouth, and wearing a dark red ripped short-sleeved shirt and brown ripped pants with a rope tied around the waist for support. He is Grubber J. Gribberish, the gross member of the Gangreen Gang and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's seventeenth mate who has a talent to imitate people and many other things. The first human man is a tall, lanky, sinister-looking man with a bald head, a skinny black pointy beard and mustache, brown eyes, and wearing a black turban with gold yellow trimming, a dark red feather, and a ruby red jewel on a gold brooch, a pale yellow sleeveless turtleneck shirt, black pants with poofy legs, red stockings, a black long-sleeved robe with poofy sleeves, pointy, but broad, shoulders, red armbands, a black cape with red trimming, a red sash around his waist, and gold Arabian shoes, and sometimes carries a gold cobra staff with glowing blood red eyes as his weapon. He is Jafar, Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's eighteenth mate and Iago's master. The last human man is a cross between a male sorcerer and a corpse with green skin, short black ponytailed hair, yellow eyes, a long black beard, crooked teeth, sharp nails, and wearing a brown long-sleeved hooded monk's robe and black boots, and sometimes carried a glowing green reliquary as his weapon. He is Rasputin, Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's ninteenth mate, the spellcaster of the crew, and Bartok's master. The male vampire-type Digimon is a vampire-like man with short dirty blonde hair, red eyes, pointy ears, sharp vampire canines, and pale gray skin, and wearing a red bat-shaped eyemask, a blue long-sleeved jumpsuit with red bat symbols on his shoulders, yellow buttons and rims, olive green belts on the waist, green sleeve rims with yellow buttons, a yellow bat shaped brooch holding a black cape with red trimming, gray gloves with light gray bat symbols on them, and black boots with silver skull symbols on the feet. He is Myotismon, the King of the Kingdom of Darkness and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's twentieth mate. The human woman is a young, cruel-looking woman with pale blue eyes, light purple short spiky hair, and wearing a dark purple tunic with a right arm sleeve over a red long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, a metal armor gauntlet on her left forearm, red fingerless gloves, a light purple belt, red knee-high high-heeled boots, and sometimes carried dark brown scanner sunglasses to wear at times. She is Hunter J, Myotismon's wife, the Queen of the Kingdom of Darkness, and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's twenty-first mate. And the helmet-wearing dark-looking teenage boy is a 16 year old boy wearing a black armor-like helmet with a black glass dome, and mostly wearing a black and red long-sleeved bodily vein-like tunic, red gauntlets, black gloves, a dark red belt around the waist, and two dark red belts criss-crossing in front underneath the first belt, a long knee-length spiky black, red, and blue kilt on his hips, black and red vein-like pants, pale dark red leg boots, and sometimes carries a black and red evil-looking Keyblade with two blue reptile-like eyes. He is Vanitas, Myotismon and Hunter J's son, the Prince of the Kingdom of Darkness, and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's twenty-second mate. Anyway, the other mates recognized them casually)*

Puppetmon, Demidevimon, Pain, Panic, Iago, Fidget, Bartok, Wes, Team Rocket, and Fearsome Four: Hey, Gangreen Gang, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas.

Puppetmon: And yeah, they did.

Bushroot: Treated like garbage again.

Bartok: As usual.

Quackerjack: And threatened us with chum, or tomato soup disguised as chum, again.

Liquidator: As usual.

Iago: An echo from Liquidator.

Snake: I even sssaw the whole thing with Pain and Panic. It wassss kind of funny!

*(Snake hissed laughed a little like a snake while Bartok snickered a bit in agreement, only to be quieted by the mates' dagger glares. Ace even glared daggers at Snake)*

Ace: Funny, eh?

Myotismon: Well, Hunter J, Vanitas, Jafar, Rasputin, and I don't think it's funny.

Rasputin: Sometimes.

Jafar: But not all the time.

*(Ace then turned to the other Gangreen Gang members)*

Ace: Big Billy, do you think it’s funny like Snake does?

Billy: Duh, no way.

Ace: (To Billy) Good. *(To Grubber)* Do you, Grubber, think it’s funny?

*(Grubber replies “No” with just a raspberry)*

Ace: (To Grubber) Good. *(To Arturo)* Li’l Arturo, what about you?

Arturo: (Laughs a bit in agreement) Nope.

Ace: (To Arturo) Good. *(To Snake)* And do you, Snake, still think it’s funny like you said?

*(Even Rasputin and Vanitas turned to Bartok and Fidget respectively, making the two latters nervous)*

Rasputin: Do you agree with Snake?

Vanitas: That it's funny?

Snake: Yesss, a little.

Fidget and Bartok: Definitely a little.

*(Ace and Vanitas punches Snake and Fidget respectively while Rasputin angrily grabs Bartok roughly to squeeze him, making the three change their answer)*

Snake: I meanssss no. It’sss not funny, Bossssss.

Fidget: (Rubbing his punched cheek) Definitely not funny.

Bartok: (Choking) I get the picture with them.

Rasputin: (Smugly and casually throws Bartok onto a nearby barrel's lid) Good

Bartok: (Upon landing on the barrel's lid and slid a bit on his back, nonchalant) Ow, I tell you. Ow.

Vanitas: (To Fidget) Exactly for you, too, Widget.

Ace: Nobody, I mean nobody, Snake, makes fun of our mates like the other crew members do. Right?

Snake and Fidget: (Agreeing with a smile) Yessss, Bossssss. (Yeah, sure.)

Bartok: (Getting up in recovery) I definitely get the picture.

Vanitas: And think about it, you really think they'll leave you guys alone about it until we do tell the captain's group?

*(He then took his helmet off, revealing his face. His head and face looks almost exactly like Sora's, but his hair color is jet black, his eye color is gold yellow, and his skin color is almost pale)*

Vanitas: They're pirates. Always the tough guys.

Hunter J: Especially always the cold-hearted pirates who treat you like garbage all the time.

Quackerjack: Especially me. Heck, one time, they dumped a bucket full of *real* chum on me just because I chickened out on talking to the captain's group on leaving this place.

Jafar: (Scoffs) How can we not?

Iago: I won't ever forget *that*.

Wes: You even reeked of real chum for a week after washing it off.

Puppetmon: Anyway, let’s just go talk to the captain's group about this and they’ll stop!

Bartok: And then we can hopefully go back and get to our normal lives.

Demidevimon: I hope.

Panic: Ooh….

Puppetmon: What, Panic?

Fidget: What's the matter?

Panic: Admiral Hades, along with the captain's group, will not be happy when they find out what we’re telling them.

Pain: You mean *if* they find out.

Panic: Yeah, but…. *(Thinks it over and agrees)* “If.” “If” is good.

*(Pain nods in agreement and they, along with the mates, continued to their captain, admiral, assistant admiral, and two assistant captains. On the top deck of the ship, the captain himself is reading a map of Neverland on his desk with two gray-skinned men, a male anthro duck, five human men, five male alien-like creatures, and a male Beanbean creature looking with him. The captain is a male fat ugly alien with yellow eyes, plum colored pupils, green skin, small thin pointy ears with light red interiors, a dark teal green underbelly, dark lavender big lips, small dark teal green spots on some parts of his body, and wearing a light pink long-sleeved shirt, a purple long-sleeved business suit, a small pink rose-shaped badge on the left side of his suit near the pocket where his white handkerchief is in, a black belt with a a dark maroon red buckle, purple pants, and dark gray flip-flop sandals, and has a silver hook in place of his left hand, and sometimes smokes a cigar. He is Mr. Swackhammer (Or in this story, Captain Swackhammer), and he not only likes to talk in sarcasm sometimes, but he also insults people and is very temperamental. The first gray-skinned man is a bald gray-skinned skeletal-like man with blue flames as his hair that turn red when angry, for he is temperamental like Zurg, yellow eyes, black pupils, and wearing a dark gray, black, and slate gray short-sleeved Greek robe with a small gray skull button holding it closed and on the ground where his feet are supposed to be are some swirls of black smoke acting as his feet. He is Hades, the admiral of the crew and the Lord of the Underworld who talks smooth-like like a negotiator on deals and sometimes speaks in sarcasm. The last gray-skinned man is a man with pale dark gray skin, short spiky black hair, gold eyes, and wearing a black long-sleeved jumpsuit, black leg-length boots, and a black long-sleeved, floor-length robe. He is Pitch Black, the boogeyman and first assistant captain of the crew who acts as a serious assistant captain to Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Bob, and Popple. The male anthro duck is an evil version of Darkwing Duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak and webbed feet, and wearing a red long-sleeved turtleneck shirt, a yellow long-sleeved coat with four black buttons, a black eyemask, a red fedora with a black ribbon, and a black cape with red trimming. He is Negaduck, the second assistant captain of the crew. The first man is a human man with yellow skin, red palm tree-like hair, and wearing a green short-sleeved shirt with a neck collar flap, blue pants, brown long shoes over his long feet, a red long-sleeved captain coat with gold rims and buttons over his shirt, and sometimes carried a machete. He is Robert "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger, the first assistant admiral of the crew and not only likes to talk with some aristocratic and Shakespearean attitude sometimes, but he, like Swackhammer, also insults people, has a sarcastic side at times, and, like both Swackhammer and Hades, is very temperamental. The second human man is a heavyset yellow-skinned human man with short gray hair, and wearing a gray long-sleeved jacket with a white folded handkerchief in his left side chest part pocket over a teal green long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt with a dark teal green placket, buttons, and Peter Pan collar, a gold chain necklace underneath his shirt, a silver Rolex watch on his left wrist, a gold chain bracelet on his right wrist, a gold pinky ring on his right hand's pinky finger, dark teal green pants, and black shoes, and sometimes carries a revolver and smokes a cigar. He is Don Marion Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico. The third human man is a yellow-skinned human man with short brown hair and wearing a charcoal gray long-sleeved business suit over a black long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt, a black stringed necklace with a fake shark tooth charm underneath his shirt, a black leatherbanded watch on his left wrist, a lavender necktie, charcoal gray pants, and black shoes, and, like Fat Tony, sometimes carried a revolver. He is Max Legman AKA Legs, Fat Tony's mobster henchman. The fourth human man is a yellow-skinned human man with short black curly afro-like hair, and wearing a navy blue long-sleeved business suit, a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt, a darkness blue necktie, a gold chain necklace underneath his shirt, a silver gold Rolex watch on his left wrist, navy blue pants, and black shoes, and, like Fat Tony and Legs, sometimes carries a revolver. He is Louis "Louie" Walters, Fat Tony's other mobster henchman. The last human man is a yellow-skinned human man with short wavy black hair, thick black eyebrows, and wearing a plum colored long-sleeved business suit over a light lavender long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt with dark purple pinstripes, a gold chain necklace underneath his shirt, a gold Rolex watch on his left wrist, a light purple necktie, plum colored pants, and violet dress shoes, and, like Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie, sometimes carried a revolver. He is Giovanni Silencio AKA Jonathan "Johnny Tightlips" Schmallippe, Fat Tony's other mobster henchman. The first male creature is a big male orange alien and looks like a monster version of Charles Barkley. He is Pound, the leader of the Monstars, who is sometimes the punching bag, and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's twenty-third mate. The second male creature is a a small little muscular male red alien and looks like a monster version of Muggsy Bogues. He is Nawt, the hyperactive, fast-talking chatterboxing member of the Monstars and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's twenty-fourth mate. The third male creature is a big male green alien with a hunched back and short orange hair and looks like a monster version of Patrick Ewing. He is Bang, the muscle and fire-breathing member of Monstars and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's twenty-fifth mate. The fourth male creature is a tall big male blue alien with short dark blue hair and looks like a monster version of Shawn Bradley. He is Blanko, the somewhat dimwitted member of the Monstars and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's twenty-sixth mate. The last male creature is a big purple alien with a small short dark purple palm tree-like hair and looks like a monster version of Larry Johnson. He is Bupkus, the intelligent member of the Monstars and Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple's twenty-seventh mate. And all five of them are muscular and wearing black basketball tanktops with the white zero on the front and back, black basketball shorts, with both the tanktops and shorts having yellow rims, white socks, and black and white converse shoes. And the male Beanbean creature has green skin and yellow pupil-less eyes, and wearing a black beret hat with a green topper, a purple eyemask, white gloves, a purple and pale blue striped long-sleeved shirt, black pants, and black shoes. He is Popple, the second assistant admiral of the crew, who sometimes acts as a pacifist, along with Bartok, when it comes to Ash's group. Anyway, Swackhammer's group got annoyed and angry while they read the Neverland map on the desk while Popple, the Monstars, and Fat Tony's gang sat nearby, looking bored and both Fat Tony and Johnny smoking their cigar and cigarette respectively a bit)*

Swackhammer: Blast that Ash Ketchum, and his friends, too!

Hades: I completely agree, Cap.

Negaduck: If only we could find their hideout, we’d trap them in there!

Bob: Like any simple predator cornering their prey, Negaduck.

Pitch: (To Popple, the Monstars, and Fat Tony's gang) Do you agree, Popple, Fat Tony and his men, and the Monstars?

Popple and Monstars: (Nonchalant) I know, Hades, Negaduck, Bob, and Pitch.

Fat Tony: (Blows some smoke from his cigar) *Where* is it *is* the question.

Pitch: That is a good question, Fat Tony.

Bob: Indeed a good question.

Louie: Look at the map more.

Hades: Hmm, Mermaid Lagoon? No, we searched there already.

Popple: The mermaids were no help in telling us.

Blanko: Especially when they're too beautiful to help ugly dirty pirates like us.

*(He and Popple eyed Johnny smugly)*

Popple: Like a certain mobster we know of.

Blanko: Who is considered the mermaids' hottie dude.

Johnny: (Discards his cigarette and crushes it on the deck) I ain't sayin' no comment on that.

Negaduck: And we combed Cannibal Cove.

Legs: I'm never going back *there* again.

Nawt: Nearly got eaten there once.

*(Hades suddenly noticed a spot on the map’s western part of the island)*

Hades: (Pointing at it) How about here?

Swackhammer: No, no! That’s Siamese ter...!

*(Hades suddenly stopped him and began to change his mind)*

Hades: But what if we…?

*(Hades then ushered Swackhammer's group, except Popple who is watching in confusion along with the Monstars and Fat Tony's gang, into a huddle and whispered something, and Swackhammer smirked evilly on this)*

Swackhammer: Wait a minute. That’s it. Good idea, Hades.

Bob: You certainly know how to unfold and paint a perfect plot picture.

Popple: What's the plan this time?

Louie: Even I'm confused.

Bupkus: What's going on?

Pitch: (Ignoring Popple, Bupkus, and Fat Tony's gang) Those elephant-loving know-it-alls, which the Kralahome and Master Little originally came from, know this island than we do on our own ship.

Legs: (Mumbling in annoyance) And they're ignoring us again.

Bang: (Mumbling in annoyance and agreement) As usual.

*(Swackhammer's group began to ponder)*

Swackhammer: I wonder....

Hades and Negaduck: Yeah….

Pitch and Bob: Yes....

*(Then, the mates arrived as Pain placed the shaving kit tray on a nearby barrel. Swackhammer's group, while still thinking of an idea, noticed them with Popple, the Monstars, and Fat Tony's gang briefly)*

Iago, Demidevimon, Fidget, Bartok, Pain, and Panic: Good morning, Captain's group, Monstars, Fat Tony and his men!

Wes: It’s a beautiful morning, palsies!

Puppetmon, Team Rocket, and Fearsome Four: It's a beautiful day...!

Ace: (Cutting them off in annoyance) Same thing you said to the crew before.

Jafar: (Agreeing in annoyance) Nobody cares about that!

Hunter J: So save your breath on that.

Fat Tony: And must some of us remind you again, Weasley, to not call us "Palsies?"

Wes: Sorry. Just couldn't help it.

*(Suddenly, Swackhammer's group got an idea that they shouted out, startling the non-serious mates)*

Swackhammer: I got it!

Pitch: Yes!

Negaduck: Perfect!

Hades: What is it?

Bob: And whom does it involve here?

*(The captain's group turned to the mates, Popple, Monstars, and Fat Tony's gang)*

Swackhammer: We’ll ask Tuptim and Prince Chulalongkorn!

Monstars and Fat Tony's gang: (Confused) What?

Pain: (Confused) Wait, Tuptim and Chula-whatsie, Captain, guys?

Swackhammer: It’s Chulalongkorn, not Chula-whatsie, you dimwitted moron.

*(The non-serious mates, Monstars, Popple, and Fat Tony's gang gave confused looks)*

Johnny: Who are they again?

Fidget: We forgot.

Hades: Oy, you know, King Mongkut’s eldest son.

Negaduck: And Tuptim is also that king’s servant girl and the son’s girlfriend.

Pitch: If you recall correctly.

Bob: Now do you remember?

*(Realizing, the mates, Monstars, Popple, and Fat Tony's gang understood)*

Demidevimon: Oh, yeah.

Megavolt: Now I remember.

Bartok: Of Siamese royalty.

Fat Tony: The Kralahome used to be the prime minister to King Mongkut.

Louie: But then got banished with his assistant, Master Little, for trying to steal his throne.

Hades: You are correct, sirs!

Pitch: And let's just say those two got lucky we took them in.

Bob: After they were driven out like the dogs they are.

Swackhammer: (To Pitch and Bob in agreement) Yes. *(To everyone else, changing the subject)* Anyway, Tuptim and the prince will know where Ketchum's group is hiding.

*(The mates, except Ace, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas, however, were unsure of this)*

Ace: Cool idea!

Jafar: That is an excellent idea!

Rasputin: My sentiments exactly!

Fat Tony: (Discarding his cigar and crushing it on the deck) Not a bad idea.

Snake: But what makesssss you think they’ll talk?

Arturo: If I recall correctly, they’re both Ketchum’s group's *amigos*.

Bushroot: And, in the words of Fat Tony's gang, they would never squeal on them like the good friends they are.

Fidget: These two have a point.

Bartok: Friends to the end, never rat them out.

Ace: (Punching Snake) Shut up, you wimps!

Jafar: (Angrily bonks Fidget's head with his staff) Yes, silence, you wimps!

Louie: (Agreeing, roughly poking Bartok's chest, stunning him a bit) Where's ya confidence?

*(Iago was about to speak)*

Vanitas: And you too, Loudy McSquawk!

Iago: Hey! I'm not Loudy McSquawk!

Bob: ENOUGH!!

*(They quiet down)*

Hades: (Shrugging them off) But anyway, meh, a little persuasion can help.

Swackhammer: That is the only way we can do to make them talk.

Negaduck: Or, like Bushroot said, in Fat Tony's gang's words, squeal.

Pitch: Now, what torture shall we think of?

Bob: Any suggestions?

Bushroot: Boiling in oil?

Swackhammer: (To Bushroot) Nah, too hot. *(To Hades)* No offense.

Hades: None taken.

Billy: How about keelhauling?

Swackhammer: No! We’re not injuring them!

Meowth: You, Billy, seriously want to injure them by scraping them on my barnacles?

Jessie: Not pleasant!

James: That's right.

Johnny: How about makin' them suck a lemon?

Swackhammer: Johnny Tightlips, is that your answer to every torture we might think of?

Johnny: (Shrugs) Eh, maybe it's just a suggestion, maybe it ain't.

Jessie: I know of a lady-like torture for Tuptim's case besides the prince's!

Swackhammer: (Sarcastically) Why am I not surprised?

Jessie: How about marooning?

Swackhammer: No!

Bob: By Lucifer's beard!

Hades, Negaduck, and Pitch: That’s stupid.

*(Swackhammer's group suddenly got an idea)*

Swackhammer: I know!

Hades: We’ll try marooning them!

Negaduck: If they refuse to crack!

Pitch: My sentiments, exactly!

Bob: Indeed!

*(Jessie groans a bit while palming her hand on her forehead in annoyance, for it was her idea. Suddenly, they heard a Southern accented voice singing badly. They looked up and saw near the crow’s nest Brer Bear singing badly while playing on his accordion. Next to him, Brer Fox is covering his ears with his hat to block out the horrible singing)*

Brer Bear: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**You’ll find adventure and sport**

**But late every minute**

**For all that is in it**

*(Even Swackhammer’s group, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and Fat Tony’s gang were annoyed by the bad singing. Popple, Demidevimon, Puppetmon, Bartok, Fidget, Team Rocket, Pain, Panic, Wes, the Fearsome Four, and Gangreen Gang, on the other hand, just ignored their bad singing with Iago covering his ears, if he has any, in a nonchalant way, as if already knowing full well how Brer Bear's bad singing has driven everyone crazy before. Brer Fox gestured to Swackhammer’s group, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas to make Brer Bear stop)*

Brer Bear: **The life of a pirate**

**Is shoooooooort**

**Oh, the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....**

*(Getting Brer Fox’s gestures, Swackhammer, Bob, Negaduck, Hunter J, and Fat Tony's gang pulled their guns out and Hades, Pitch, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, and Vanitas conjured up a fireball, black sand blast, and two energy blasts from their hands, staff, reliquary, and Keyblade respectively and they shot the accordion out of Brer Bear’s hands, making it fall into the water, splashing Ace, Meowth, and Megavolt in the process while Iago uncovered his unseen ears)*

Ace: (Through gritted teeth) I hate getting wet!

Meowth: (Mumbling angrily to Swackhammer's group) Watch where you shoot!

*(Snake laughed a bit at him at first until Ace punched him, making him stop)*

Megavolt: Ace isn't the only one who hates getting wet!

Meowth: Think about our displeasure of being soaked to the bone!

Quackerjack: (Laughs at him a bit) Yeah, well, you and Meowth literally look like a drowned rat, Sparky!

Meowth: (Angrily) WHAT?!

Megavolt: (Angrily, splashing some water from himself onto Quackerjack) Don't call me "Sparky!"

*(Brer Bear shouted down to Swackhammer's group, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and Fat Tony's gang in anger)*

Brer Bear: Hey! What’s the big idea?! I was just singing a song here! I was just almost done when you shot at me!

Swackhammer: Well, next time, sing better!

Pitch: Don't ever sing off-key trills again!

Fat Tony: Do a little practice!

Hades: And deal with it!

Bob: Or better yet, don't ever sing at all!

*(Angrily, Brer Bear, while climbing down with Brer Fox, climbed down to the other side of the ship as well while they talked)*

Brer Bear: I don’t understand why they didn’t just shout at me not to annoy them instead of shooting my accordion. I rather go and knock someone’s head clean off!

Brer Fox: Like who? Someone in our crew? Last time you did that to Fuzzy, he gave you a good uppercut and we had to break up the fight between you two knuckleheads!

Brer Bear: I did not like it when Fuzzy uppercutted me.

Brer Fox: “Uppercutted” is not the right word!

Brer Bear: Then let me rephrase it. I did not like it when Fuzzy *punched* me.

Brer Fox: Now what you just rephrased is much better.

Brer Bear: Thank you, Brer Fox.

*(During their conversation, Ace, Iago, Bartok, Fidget, and Popple rolled their eyes in annoyance secretly while stifling a laugh, for they knew their physical and verbal arguments and conversations can be confusing and annoying. After they were gone, Swackhammer, Bob, Negaduck, Hunter J, and Fat Tony's gang puts their guns away and changed the subject with Hades, Pitch, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, and Vanitas)*

Swackhammer: Now, where were we?

Bob, Hades, Negaduck, Jafar, Rasputin, and Pitch: Before we were interrupted….

Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas: Indeed....

Pain: Wow, Captain Swackhammer, Admiral Hades, Assistant Captains Sideshow Bob and Negaduck, and Assistant Admiral Pitch.

Wes: You, along with Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and Fat Tony's gang, shooting the accordion out of Brer Bear’s hands in the middle of his cadenza?

Quackerjack: (Laughs a bit) That ain’t good form, you know.

*(Panic and Megavolt got shocked on what Quackerjack said and tried to shush him)*

Iago: (Whispering savagely through gritted teeth) Ix-nay, ix-nay!

*(But it was too late. Swackhammer's group heard Quackerjack and turned to him and the others calmly at first)*

Swackhammer: Good form, Quackerjack?

Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob: You don’t say?

*(They got angry and Swackhammer knocked the desk over while Hades bursted into angry flames)*

Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob: Blast good form!

*(Swackhammer waves his hook in front of the mates angrily while Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob went up to them, with Hades in red flames, showing four old teeth mark scratches on each of their left forearms)*

Swackhammer: Did Ketchum show good form when he did this to us?!

Bob, Hades, Negaduck, and Pitch: AND IT HURT, TOO!!

*(Quackerjack tried to calm them down in an apologetic way)*

Quackerjack: Aw, Captain, Admiral. *(Giggles a bit)* That Ketchum boy cutting the captain’s hand off and getting the first admiral and both of the assistant captains’ arms injured and the second admiral nearly eaten were only a couple of childish pranks.

Snake: In fact, he, along with hisssss group, did it to ssssssave hissss Pikachu and Kirby from you.

Ace: (Punching Snake) Don’t make it worse!

Swackhammer: Yeah, well, he then threw my hand to that red alligator Pokemon named Krookodile!

Hades: And after he ate it, one chomp from his chewing scarred mine, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bobby's arms, due to that brat kicking us down to him, and bit my pet, Cerberus!

Popple: And made me nearly eaten!

Negaduck: That's right!

Pitch: And ever since then, that accursed beast, not to be confused with Cerberus, liked the taste of me, the rest of Swackhammer's group, and our pet so well, he’s been following us.

Bob: Licking his chops for the rest of us mostly.

*(As he, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob ranted about this, Swackhammer took off his business suit while Negaduck removed his cape and hat and Bob took his coat off and walked around while the four calmed down and Hades' flames turned blue. Puppetmon tried to seat Swackhammer in a chair and cover him with a blanket, but he kept missing. Finally, when Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob finished, Puppetmon seated Swackhammer in the chair and covered him in the blanket)*

Puppetmon: And he would’ve had you, your group, and Cerberus by now, Captain.

Bushroot: If he hadn’t swallowed the alarm clock.

Iago: Which eventually led to you hating the sound of a clock now because of it.

Arturo: But now when he is near....

Louie: (Agreeing) He’ll warn you immediately with his tick-tock, tick-tocking.

*(As he said “Tick-tock, tick-tocking” while Panic started to prepare the shaving kit, the sound of ticking is heard nearby. Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and the mates got surprised that he is coming now on cue, while Swackhammer and Popple got fearful looks on their faces. Then, from beneath the water, near the ship, a big male red crocodile-like Pokemon emerged, looking up at Swackhammer's group. The male red crocodile-like Pokemon is a Ground/Dark-type Pokemon with a thick maroon-colored body, a black back, a white stomach, five triangular spikes on his back (Four around the middle of his back and one large one at the beginning of his tail; Each of the smaller spikes on his back are linked to black, triangular spikes that reach around to its front, slightly overlapping his white stomach; The largest spike sits at the beginning of his long thick tail, which has three, thick, black stripes; The last stripe covers the tip of the tail), very short legs that are directly attached to his feet (That are are wrapped in black and have three white claws facing forward), short, thin arms with a black stripe around each elbow, long, thin fingers that are each tipped with a white claw, a slightly pointed that contains a distinctive black membrane that surrounds both eyes (The outline of the membrane angles upward sharply, coming to points above the top of his head; He uses this distinctive look to harshly intimidate opponents), very powerful eyes (With variable focus) that allow him to see things at a great distance, even in the middle of a desert, a long snout, containing a black stripe around the bridge, large pointed nostrils on the end (Four of his rear and two of his front teeth slightly overlap his lower jaw), and extremely powerful jaws (That give him the ability to crush objects as large and durable as an automobile. The jaws can twist a body before breaking it in half). He is Krookodile, the said Pokemon that is after Swackhammer's group and Cerberus because of their delicious tastes, but mostly for Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob. As Swackhammer and Popple shook in fear, the Krookodile licked his lips hungrily while drooling)*

Swackhammer: Guys....

Popple: GUYS!!!!

*(Swackhammer jumped off the chair and, with Popple, cowered behind Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, Fat Tony's gang, and the mates)*

Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob: Hey!

Swackhammer: Save me and Popple! Don’t let him get us!

Popple: (Panicking) Go! Do something, now! *(Crying his eyes out)* We beg of you!

Swackhammer: (Crying his eyes out as well) PLEEEEAAAASSSSSSE!!

Jafar: (Groans a bit in annoyance, mumbling angrily) Wimps.

*(Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Fat Tony's gang, while rolling their eyes as Jafar angrily mumbled his above line, and the mates went up to the railing and* *scolded the Krookodile)*

Ace: Now listen up, you!

Gangreen Gang except Ace: Yeah!

Bushroot: You should be ashamed of yourself!

Puppetmon: Who do you think you are scaring our captain and second assistant admiral?

Liquidator: There’ll be no handouts today!

Hades: That's right!

Iago: Yeah, beat it!

Demidevimon: Back off!

Fidget, Bartok, Pain, and Panic: Please?

Rasputin and Legs: (Aghast, to Fidget, Bartok, Pain, and Panic) "Please?"

Jafar and Fat Tony: (Flatly, to Fidget, Bartok, Pain, and Panic) Really?

*(The Krookodile then begged like a dog. Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, Fat Tony's gang, and the mates then shouted things like “Shoo now!” or “Go away!” and finally “Get out of here!” and the Krookodile glared at them and swam away. Cowering behind a chair, Swackhammer and Popple took a peek)*

Swackhammer: Is he gone?

Popple: Please tell us he's gone.

Snake: Yesssss, Captain and SSSSSecond Asssssssisssstant Admiral.

Quackerjack: All clear.

James: The coast is all totally and definitely clear.

*(Grubber blew his raspberry in agreement)*

Billy: Nothing to worry about.

Liquidator: Like Billy said.

Fat Tony: We did good telling off the Krookodile.

Legs and Johnny: Yeah!

Louie: Hopefully, he won't return for his next chance.

Pound: Or else Popple and the captain would've been gobbled up along with the captain's group.

Demidevimon: I'll say.

*(Swackhammer and Popple then came out of hiding, but are still shaking in fear)*

Swackhammer: But guys, we can’t stand it anymore! We can’t!

*(Puppetmon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack calmed him and Popple down as they seated Swackhammer and Negaduck in the chair, for Swackhammer's case again, and covered them both in the blanket again)*

Quackerjack: Now, relax, Captain and Second Assistant Admiral.

Megavolt: In fact, what you, Captain, and the first assistant captain need is a shave.

*(Puppetmon and Megavolt then wrapped two towels around Swackhammer and Negaduck’s heads)*

Puppetmon: A nice clean shave.

*(As Swackhammer calmed down underneath the towel, he and Negaduck fell asleep. Noticing Popple still shaken, Louie then calmed him down)*

Louie: Now, now. Just take a deep slow breath, and calm down.

Johnny: (Agreeing with a shrug) That's what *he* does when he panics.

*(Also calming down, doing what Louie said, Popple inhaled slowly and exhaled)*

Popple: Thanks.

*(The others then noticed Puppetmon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack preparing to work on shaving Swackhammer and Negaduck)*

Pitch: You, Megavolt, and Quackerjack are seriously going to shave Swackhammer and Negaduck, Puppetmon?

Puppetmon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: Yep!

*(Puppetmon and Megavolt then started singing while Jafar, Hades, Rasputin, Pitch, Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, Demidevimon, and Fat Tony's gang walked away, or perched on Myotismon's left shoulder for Demidevimon's case)*

Pitch and Bob: I’m going to get a drink.

Jafar, Hades, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, Demidevimon, and Fat Tony's gang: Right behind you.

Puppetmon: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**A-sailin’ over the sea**

Megavolt: **Give me a career**

**As a....**

*(At the same time Puppetmon and Megavolt were singing, two Wingulls were flying by, when they noticed Swackhammer and Negaduck’s towel-wrapped heads, and thinking they're nests, they laid on them. After they landed on each towel, Megavolt, after Puppetmon finished his turn, stopped singing when Pain and Fidget spoke up upon noticing the Wingulls along with Popple and the other mates)*

Pain and Fidget: Uh, Puppetmon, Megavolt?

Puppetmon: Not now.

Megavolt: Captain, First Assistant Captain, we just can’t help but notice.

Quackerjack: You’re both not your usual jolly selves lately.

*(He, Puppetmon, and Megavolt then covered both Wingulls’ butts and tails with shaving cream, thinking they're both Swackhammer and Negaduck’s shadowed faces. Liquidator, Bartok, and Ace tried to explain what’s going on)*

Ace and Bartok: Guys....

Liquidator: You’re actually….

Quackerjack: Not now.

*(He then took a shaver and started singing in a high-pitched voice after pulling his male cartoonish-looking anthro banana doll called Mr. Banana Brain out)*

Quackerjack: (In his high-pitched voice) **Give me a career**

**As a buccaneer....**

*(As he prepared one of each of the shavers with Megavolt, Quackerjack suddenly remembered what the crew forcefully asked him and the mates to do about leaving Neverland, stopped singing and spoke up in his high-pitched voice)*

Quackerjack: (In his high-pitched voice) Now's your chance to tell them, Gem. *(In his normal voice)* Good idea, Mr. Banana Brain. *(To Swackhammer and Negaduck)* And the crew’s getting really impatient, Captain and First Assistant Captain.

Megavolt: That is, what’s left of them.

Puppetmon: Yep-er-rooney.

*(Puppetmon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack, after the latter puts Mr. Banana Brain away in his pocket, then shaved the two Wingulls' butts and tails clean of their feathers. Annoyed by Puppetmon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack’s idiotic method of shaving the two Wingulls instead of Swackhammer and Negaduck’s shadowed faces, Popple and the mates tried to speak up again)*

Popple and mates except Puppetmon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: Guys, you’re shaving the…!

Megavolt: (Getting angry and annoyed) Not now!

*(He calmed down as he, Quackerjack, and Puppetmon spoke to Swackhammer and Negaduck again)*

Megavolt: So why don’t we just sail away?

Quackerjack: Leave Neverland?

Puppetmon: And forget Ash Ketchum's group?

*(Puppetmon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack then rubbed aftershave on their hands and patted each two Wingulls' butts with it. After they were done, the Wingulls bolted awake and after seeing their naked butts and tails, flew away, squawking in embarrassment)*

Megavolt: Oh, come on, Captain. Don’t cry.

Quackerjack: And don't yell at us, First Assistant Captain.

Puppetmon: We’ll be more happier after that.

Megavolt: Not to mention a whole lot healthier.

*(Puppetmon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack then put some shaving powder on their hands and begins to pat their hands in the air while they were about to sing)*

Popple and mates except Puppetmon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: GUYS!!!!

Puppetmon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: WHAT?!

*(Puppetmon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack noticed the two Wingulls are gone)*

Puppetmon, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: Captain, First Assistant Captain?!

Megavolt: Oh my gosh!!

Puppetmon: We never shaved them this close before!

Quackerjack: (Points at Megavolt) You did most of the shaving, Sparky!

Megavolt: (Angrily) Don't call me "Sparky!"

Iago: Well, if you had payed attention....

Popple: Then maybe you'd....

Megavolt: Shut up and look around for their heads!

Puppetmon: Now!

*(As Megavolt and Quackerjack crawled on the floor, searching for the heads, their backs picked up the chairs and the rocking made the towels fall off of Swackhammer and Negaduck’s heads. They woke up suddenly and after looking around in confusion, they noticed Megavolt and Quackerjack, searching around like an idiot, and got annoyed and angry)*

Swackhammer and Negaduck: Get up, you idiots!

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack bolted to their feet, knocking Swackhammer, Negaduck, their chairs, and even Popple and Puppetmon aside. The mates noticed and they, except Megavolt and Quackerjack, got shocked)*

Megavolt and Quackerjack: (Saluting) Aye-aye, sirs!

*(They heard the chairs crash down on the deck below and noticed Swackhammer, Negaduck, their chairs, Puppetmon, Popple, and Fidget have landed on the other side where Hades, Pitch, Bob, Rasputin, Jafar, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, Demidevimon, Fat Tony's gang, and the other crew members are. They got confused at first, but they became curious on what happened when the mates arrived down there, shouting in concern for Popple, Puppetmon, Fidget, and their captain and second assistant captain. Hades, Pitch, Bob, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and Fat Tony's gang, however, had a feeling something happened. And Mimi is now wearing a white frilly maid cap, a black short-sleeved maid dress, and a white sleeveless bodily apron with black buttons covering the chest part, along with her black stockings and black Mary Jane shoes)*

Vicious: What the...?

Ruggedo: What’s going on?

Brer Bear: And why did the captain and first assistant captain, along with the second assistant admiral, Fidget, and Puppetmon, fall down and go boom?

Braig: We told you to tell them about us leaving now!

Mimi: Or did you forget again?!

Hades, Pitch, and Bob: (Confused) Tell us what?

Wes: Well, it’s hard to explain....

Iago: But what they're saying is....

*(Popple and Fidget then recovered while Puppetmon got up, still dizzied)*

Popple and Fidget: Ow, my head.... (Ow....)

Puppetmon: (Dizzily) Hold on, that's *my* cupcake....

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack went up to a dizzy Swackhammer and Negaduck, thinking they found their heads while Puppetmon snapped out of his dizziness)*

Megavolt: They’re fine!

Quackerjack: Good as new!

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack grabbed Swackhammer, and Negaduck’s faces while Popple, Puppetmon, and Fidget tried to stop them when the captain and first assistant captain snapped out of their dizziness, got up, took the blankets off, and grabbed Megavolt, Quackerjack, and even Popple, Puppetmon, and Fidget, making the crew shocked)*

Swackhammer and Negaduck: (To Popple, Puppetmon, Fidget, Megavolt, and Quackerjack) You brainless idiots!

Popple, Puppetmon, and Fidget: (Panicked) It wasn't my fault, see?! (Mercy!) (Don't hit me!)

*(Swackhammer and Negaduck were about to punch the five when the crew screamed out at them to stop while Hades, Pitch, Bob, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas were surprised)*

Louie: Whoa, stop!

Bushroot: Chill, Captain and First Assistant Captain!

Wes: No need to hit them!

Iago: Relax!

*(Swackhammer and Negaduck stopped and got confused along with Hades, Pitch, Bob, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas)*

Swackhammer: What?

*(He and Negaduck dropped Popple, Puppetmon, Fidget, Megavolt, and Quackerjack)*

Hades: Just what’s going on here?

Negaduck: What kind of ruckus are you planning this time?

Pitch: What do you mean “Tell us?”

Amoeba Bossman: Tell them what?

*(Lasombra and Mimi groaned a bit in annoyance and spoke to Swackhammer's group)*

Lasombra: Let’s just say we want to leave Neverland!

Mimi: (Glaring daggers at the non-serious mates) Since these cowards refuse to tell you!

Team Rocket: (Offended) Hey!

*(Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob got confused)*

Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob: What?

Vanitas: You heard them!

Demidevimon: Or are you deaf?

Pain: The crew is edgy because we want to leave and go back to being pirates.

Panic: That's right.

Meowth: (Nods) Mm-hm.

Ratigan: Exactly!

Pete: They have a point.

Squint: Let's just get up out of here!

*(Among the crew, a human 29 year old man that resembles a hippie, is drinking a lot of alcoholic beer-like rum in his mug. He has tan skin, long sandy blonde hair, a single light grayish-blue eye, and wearing a white tanktop, a black sleeveless, buttonless vest, a black long-sleeved jacket with the sleeves rolled up, a navy blue and gray checked kerchief on his right wrist, a navy blue and gray checked necktie, black pants, black fingerless gloves, a black bandanna tied around his head, a yellow belt with a sienna buckle, a black stringed necklace with a tricolored pendant, a Band-Aid on his left cheek, black shoes, a yellow hair clip, and a black eyepatch over his blind right eye. He is Slippery Sam, the alcoholic drunk member of the crew. As this happened, the crew shouted their agreement with Pete and Squint. Swackhammer's group then got sarcastic)*

Swackhammer: (Sarcastically) Very well.

Negaduck: (Sarcastically) If that’s your decision.

Pitch: (Sarcastically) If that’s what you want.

Hades: (Sarcastically) Of course.

Bob: (Sarcastically) Indeed.

*(Puppetmon and Jafar hands Swackhammer and Negaduck their own business suit and cape and Negaduck's hat and Swackhammer and Negaduck accepted them and puts them back on)*

Swackhammer, Jafar, Hades, Rasputin, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob: Not happening yet!

*(The crew groaned a bit in anger)*

Hades: What’s wrong with you?!

*(The crew quieted down. Noticing, Jafar and Iago cleared his throat to Hades)*

Jafar and Iago: Ix-nay.

*(Hades then calmed down upon hearing Jafar and Iago say that and, with Swackhammer, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob, spoke up in a positive way)*

Hades: If you help us kill Ash Ketchum's group....

Negaduck: We shall reward you with treasure.

Pitch: But all you have to do is do what we say.

Swackhammer: Exactly.

Bob: Indeed. No evil deed can be unrewarded.

Thrax: (Skeptically) Really?

Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob: Really.

Man Ray: Let’s just sail away for all I care.

Russ: We're better off doing that.

Swackhammer, Negaduck, and Bob: Really?

Hades: Let’s just say we have a plan.

Pitch: That's right.

Crew except Slippery Sam: (Confused) A plan?

Puppetmon: Me and the others were told of this plan.

Mates except Puppetmon: (Agreeing) Yeah.

Liquidator, Bartok, and Fat Tony: Tell them.

Rasputin: So they can understand.

Hades: And rest assured, Kralahome and Master Little, you'll love this plan.

Kralahome: Really?

Master Little: Say it.

Swackhammer: My group and I plan to kidnap Tuptim and Prince Chulalongkorn of the Siamese and persuade them into telling us where Ash Ketchum’s group's hideout is.

*(The crew is now starting to become convinced by the plan, even the Kralahome and Master Little)*

Master Little: Master Little like that plan.

Kralahome: And with them dead, perhaps I shall take the title as King of the Siamese with your help.

Jafar: Precisely.

Wes: No shame in making once-in-a-lifetime ultimatums.

Hades: And when they tell us, we’ll maroon them both, find that bratty boy and his electric rodent and friends....

Pitch: And kill them and their friends.

Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob: And as we promise, we’ll leave Neverland for good!

*(The crew cheered. After Swackhammer and Pitch accepted their own Napoleon Bonaparte-like hats from Ace and Myotismon and putting them on, Negaduck threw his cape in the air and with Hades, Pitch, and Bob, then started singing)*

Swackhammer: **From the brains**

**That brought you**

**The Cannibal Cove Caper**

Hades: **The heads that made headlines**

**Throughout all of Neverland newspapers**

Pitch: **And wondrous things like**

**The Mermaid Lagoon job**

Bob: **That cunning display**

**That made Neverlanders sob**

Swackhammer: **Now comes the real *tour de force***

Negaduck: **Tricky and wicked of course**

*(Slippery Sam took another beer-like rum bottle and while refilling repeatedly, drank it all up from his mug)*

Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob: **Our earlier crimes**

**Were fine for our times**

**But now we’re at it again**

**An even grimmer plot**

**Has been simmering**

**In our great criminal brains**

*(As the crew sang this next, Mimi then quickly changed into her navy blue long-sleeved business suit over a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, a red bowtie, a navy blue knee-length business skirt, and black high-heeled shoes, along with her black stockings)*

Crew: **Even meaner?**

**You mean it?**

**Worse than the widows and orphans**

**You drowned?**

**You’re the best of the worst around**

**Oh Swackhammer's group**

**Oh Swackhammer's group**

**The rest fall behind**

**To Swackhammer's group**

**To Swackhammer's group**

**Neverland’s greatest criminal minds**

*(Then Pitch played on a harp with Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, and Bob standing next to him)*

Pitch: Thank you, thank you.

Bob: But it hasn’t all been champagne and caviar.

Negaduck: Yes.

Swackhammer: We’ve had our share of adversity.

Hades: Thanks to those miserable second-rate brats, Ash Ketchum and his group!

*(They leered at the pictures of Ash's group on the wall, covered with darts)*

Crew: Boo!

Swackhammer: (Fake sobbing) For years, those insufferable brats have interfered with our plans.

Pitch: (Fake sobbing) And we haven’t had a moment’s piece of mind.

Crew: Aw….

*(Slippery Sam then briefly sobbed uncontrollably a little)*

Hades and Negaduck: But all of that’s in the past!

Swackhammer: This time, nothing, not even Ash Ketchum's group, can stop us!

Pitch and Bob: Indeed!

Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob: All will bow down before us!

Crew: **Oh Swackhammer's group**

**Oh Swackhammer's group**

**You’re tops and that’s that**

**To Swackhammer's group**

**To Swackhammer's group**

*(Then all of a sudden, Slippery Sam finally sang out loud drunkenly)*

Slippery Sam: (Drunkenly) **To those five and Popple**

**The greatest Frogfish group**

*(He hiccups. Suddenly, Swackhammer's group spits their wine they were drinking in horror on what Punch-Out Guru said. Even Popple and the crew were shocked)*

Legs: Uh-oh. His loss.

Iago, Fidget, and Bartok: Not good.

*(Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob then turned to Slippery Sam in anger and got up to him)*

Pitch: What was that you said?!

*(Slippery Sam hiccups again)*

Swackhammer: What did you call us?!

*(The pirates tried to stand up for Slippery Sam)*

Brer Fox: He didn’t mean it, Sirs!

Louie: It was just the slip of his tongue.

Popple: Even though I hate being called a Big Mouth...!

*(Ignoring them, Negaduck savagely grabs Slippery Sam by the neck rim of his shirt while he, Swackhammer, Hades, Pitch, and Bob yelled at him)*

Swackhammer's group except Popple: WE ARE *NOT* A FROGFISH GROUP!!

Rocksteady: (To Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob) Of course you’re not! *(To the pirates)* Right?

*(The crew agreed)*

Bebop: You’re great pirates.

Johnny: That's right, great pirates.

Louie: Yeah. Great great pirates.

Popple: And I, myself, am also a great Shadow Thief! So come on, spare...!

Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob: Silence!

*(Swackhammer and Pitch set up the plank and Negaduck, with Hades and Bob's help, hangs Slippery Sam on the edge by the back of his shirt's neck rim as the crew watched)*

Swackhammer: Oh, my dear Slippery Sam.

Pitch: I’m afraid you have gone and upset us.

*(Hades pulls a bell out with an evil smirk, with Swackhammer, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob also smirking evilly in agreement)*

Hades: You know what happens when someone upsets me, Swackhammer, Negaduck, Pitch, Bobby, or Popple, right?

*(Popple and the crew, except Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas who smirked evilly in agreement at this, got shocked on this, for they knew what would happen to unfortunate crew members like Slippery Sam. Hades rang the bell and a giant black furred three-headed evil looking dog with red eyes and a panther-like tail slowly emerged from the water, ready to grab Slippery Sam with their three jaws and eat him. He is Cerberus, Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob's pet)*

Slippery Sam: (Drunkenly) **Oh Swackhammer's group**

**Oh Swackhammer's group**

**You’re tops and that’s that**

*(He hiccups)*

Slippery Sam: (Drunkenly) Oops. Oh, dear.

*(He resumed singing as Cerberus picked him up with one of their three jaws as Popple and the crew looked on in horror with the bumbling members covering their eyes and Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob whistled calmly, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas stood back in calm evil smug silence, and Swackhammer and Hades puffing their cigars, with Fat Tony, calmly concerned with Popple and the crew, puffing his cigar a bit in concern)*

Slippery Sam: (Drunkenly) **To Swackhammer's group**

**To Swackhammer's group**

**To Swackhammer's group**

**To Swackhammer's group**

**Neverland’s greateeeeeest….**

*(Then with three off-screen tears and gulps, Cerberus ate Slippery Sam and licked their three lips. Popple and the crew calmed down and looked shocked still as Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob petted Cerberus while Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas watched, with Fat Tony, looking calmly shocked, dropped his cigar, when he noticed it on the deck floor and crushed it quickly (Imagine the bumbling crew members giving the shocked expression Spongebob and Patrick made after their Patty Wagon got eaten by the Frogfish and then the Frogfish getting eaten by the Giant Eel from “The Spongebob Squarepants Movie”))*

Hades: (Baby talk) Oh, Cerberus, our precious, our baby.

Negaduck: (Baby talk) Did Daddy’s sweet beast enjoy his tasty treat?

Bob: (Baby talk) Confirm you did.

*(Cerberus replied with three burps and left. Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob then puts the plank away and went over to the front of the mast again and spoke to their crew)*

Pitch: We expect there will be no interruptions.

Swackhammer, Negaduck, and Bob: Exactly.

Hades: Now, as we were singing....

*(He, Swackhammer, Hades, Pitch, Bob, and even Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas motioned the bell briefly and the crew snapped out of their shocked looks and resumed their song with their captain's group)*

Crew: **Even louder**

**We’ll shout it**

**No one can doubt**

**What we know you can do**

**You’re more evil than even you**

*(Brer Fox suddenly stopped singing and dancing upon noticing something in the sky and went up to the crow’s nest)*

Crew: **Oh Swackhammer's group**

**Oh Swackhammer's group**

**You’re one of a kind**

**To Swackhammer's group**

**To Swackhammer's group**

**Neverland’s greatest criminal miiiiiiinds**

*(As the song concluded, Brer Fox suddenly shouted and got Swackhammer's group and the crew’s attention)*

Brer Fox: Ash Ketchum's group, ahoy!

*(Hearing him, Swackhammer's group and the crew got surprised)*

Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, and Popple: What?!

Pitch and Bob: Fire away!

Brer Fox: Three points off the starboard bow!

*(Even Jafar and Iago noticed what Brer Fox is pointing at and pointed it out to Swackhammer's group)*

Iago: Take a look!

Jafar: Up there!

*(Swackhammer pulls his telescope out and looked to see Ash, Pikachu, Darkwing, NiGHTS, Bart, Jack, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Kirby, Helga, Arnold, Gerald, and Phoebe flying towards Neverland from afar, and they have Therru, Serena, Morgana, Iris, Axew, Mabel, Anna, Elsa, Kairi, Xion, Namine, Will, Tommy, Chip, Dipper, Helen, Olaf, Slushy, Yoshi, Poochy, Raksha, Lillipup, and the Winx Club flying next to them)*

Swackhammer: My gosh, it is Ketchum's group!

*(He hands Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob the telescope and Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob saw them too)*

Hades: Heading this way with some more bratty kids and three little creatures.

Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob: Indeed!

*(Swackhammer's group turned to their crew)*

Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob: Alright, our hearty crew! Look alive!

Popple: You heard them!

*(Fat Tony's gang, Jafar, Rasputin, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and the crew scattered into their battle positions, with Ratigan and Drake using their own mechanical wrist devices to instantly change into their own new attires and Mimi transforms into a different form. Ratigan's new attire is a jet black helmet-like mask with a deep yellow zigzagged stripe on the forehead, three bones, one tied to the forehead and two dangling from a rope on either side of the mask, glowing gold yellow eyes, complete with green bags underneath, a small, tan, rectangular nose, thick red eyebrows that appear dark, red lips, and sharp fangs, a jet black jumpsuit with fiery red lines on the sides, a red cape, jet black gloves with sharp claws, and jet black boots with sharp claws, and a black armored rat tail sticking out of his rear. This is his alter ego, the Phantom Mouse. Drake's new attire is a a light purple and yellow patterned helmet-like mask that resembles Majora’s Mask, a blackish red cape, a blackish purple long-sleeved jumpsuit with yellow, red, and green line designs on the side, dark orange gloves, and dark red boots. This is his alter ego, the Penguin Yokai. And Mimi's new form is a giant female arachnid-like creature with six very long black legs, an upside-down eyeless, three-dimensional face, and now wearing her yellow sleeveless dress with the white polka dots, yellow and orange block/gear-like earrings, a light green block-like bracelet on one of her right legs, black stockings, black shoes, and pink rouge. Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, Bob, and Popple turned to the mates in excitement)*

Swackhammer: We got them this time, guys!

Ace: Indeed!

Wes: This is getting exciting for me, palsies!

Iago: HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE ASK OF YOU, WEASLEY?!!!

Pitch: Stop calling us "Palsies."

Wes: (Apologetically and happily in a sheepish way) Sorry.

*(Swackhammer's group turned to Fat Tony's gang, Drake, Ratigan, and Pete as they prepared a huge cannon)*

Swackhammer's group: Man the Long Tom!

*(They turned to the mates again)*

Hades: We’ve waited years for this!

Negaduck: Long enough even!

Panic: That’s not counting the holidays, either.

Megavolt: Yep.

Snake: Ssssssuch assssss Chrisssssstmasssss?

Fidget, Bartok, and Meowth: Or Halloween?

*(Swackhammer's group turned to Drake, Pete, and Ratigan, and Fat Tony's gang again)*

Swackhammer's group: Double the powder and shorten the fuse!

Mates: Double the powder and shorten the fuse!

*(Swackhammer looked through his telescope again to see Ash and Helga's groups up on a faraway cloud with their new London friends, showing them Neverland)*

Swackhammer: What a sight!

Hades: Indeed.

Pitch: (To himself) We’ll pot them like sitting ducks! *(To Negaduck)* No offense.

Negaduck: None taken.

*(They call out to the crew)*

Swackhammer's group: Alright! Range 42!

Megavolt: Range 42!

Swackhammer's group: Elevation 65!

Megavolt: Elevation 65!

Bushroot: (To Megavolt) Stop repeating them.

Swackhammer's group: (Ignoring them) Three degrees west!

Megavolt: Three degrees west!

Quackerjack: (Through gritted teeth) They said stop repeating, Sparky!

Megavolt: (Annoyed, through gritted teeth) Don't call me "Sparky!"

Swackhammer's group: (Ignoring them) Steady now! Steeeeaaadddyyyyyy!!

*(Noticing that they are now ready to fire the cannon, Popple, who stopped shouting with Swackhammer, Hades, Negaduck, Pitch, and Bob, and the non-serious mates covered their ears, knowing how loud the cannon is)*

***Coming up: Ash's group and their friends meet the Lost Justice Ducks and after Helga tried to kill Therru's group, she’ll face the consequences. Then afterwards, Ash's group and their friends, including their London friends, surprise Therru's group with a welcome gift in the form of a cottage for them to sleep in next door to their hideout.***