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Azelia Kingdom

The Azelia Kingdom is a large kingdom in Valent.

## Description

Azelia Kingdom was a kingdom formed after the first war of magic. It served as a base of operations for fire-based mages but later became a home for any or all kinds of mages. It started off as a small country but it soon expanded due to the royals of the kingdom and their negotiation skills. The sole purpose of the kingdom was to keep a governing eye on the kingdoms towards the north and northeast.

## Localization

The Kingdom is a very large kingdom towards the north of Iruna. It’s the closest to Iruna, taking only 30 mins by boat. It’s also considered to be the third-largest kingdom in Valent. The first being the Empire and the second being Regentia.

## Administration and Government

The current state of Azelia Kingdom is a monarchy that is currently ruled by  Cecilia von Ahsasenna. The queen currently likes involving many people of all forms, Humans, Elfs, Demihuman, etc… to help reform all the kingdoms and allow them to prosper greatly. The queen does request stronger forces from time to time to help her reform these bonds with the other kingdom. Out of all the kingdoms, Azelia is considered the best because of its allowance of everyone of any place.

## Cities/Towns

Ahsa: The Capital City is a place where everyone gathers. It consists of many large buildings and bright lights. Imagine Shibuya at night. It’s very populated.

Castle Ahsasenna: This is the current residences of Reminiscent Zero and the Queen. The place is heavily guarded with a barrier that only specific people can go through. The castle is located behind Asha.

Starlight Town: The town of stars, the place where one can hone in on their magic skills with the magic academies.

The Rune Forest: The forest that leads to Asha, it mostly safe minus a few bats and monsters but they’re docile unless you attack them. This forest has 3 paths, The middle is to Asha, The right goes to Starlight Town, The left heads towards the badlands.

The Badlands: This Place is considered to be undesirable because of the problems that are caused there. It’s hard for people to return without being hurt. This is initially the home of Dimitri. This is the left path in the forest.

The Safe Haven - This is more or less where most Demi-Humans go when they arrive. The place is considered the safest space due to the lack of monsters. The Safe haven has an underground passageway that connects to the capital city. It’s outside the badlands

The Training Grounds - This is behind the castle. It’s a vast space where people can spar as long as they need to. The minute they step through they can train as long as they need to but the perks is that people can get stronger faster going through there.

Seatown Of Helena: It is the easiest way to get to Regentia. The town is known for its seafood and kindness to people. This place is right outside of Starlight Town.

Molten Mine: The name is a play on words, Molten being you can melt ore with lava. And it’s a mine. This is where gem hunting happens and where there are some rare gems found. There are blacksmiths all around the area. It’s outside of the badlands.
Yellow Dude

Yellow Dude in his natural habitat

> "*It's a very fine day out! Nice to meet you man!*"
> ― Yellow Dude to Agent Light-Light
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## Known Information

Yellow Dude is an innocent inflatable character who appears in the short video/film "Secret Agents Never Die". He is a kind and caring individual who lives and relaxes outside of evil agent Dark-Dark's secret location. When he meets Ex-SEXZ agent Light-Light he ends up getting beaten for information on quote "Dark-Dark's location". This was a traumatic experience for Yellow Dude and he barely survived the encounter. He was spotted briefly after that moment making sweet love to his "good friend" BUTT-BUTT. After he is tossed out of the scene by BUTT-BUTT, little is known about his existence and he could be anywhere at this time. He was voiced by Matthew Wisner.

## Did You Know?

* Yellow Dude is VERY flammable.
* Yellow Dude loves Big Time Rush.
* Yellow Dude's favorite color is yellow.
* Yellow Dude is immune to the Zika virus.
Aviur Maxwell

> *"Ty... be careful out there." -- Aviur Maxwell wishing Ty Korbel luck on his journey.*
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## Debut

### Webtoon Chapter Debut

Episode 8

**Aviur Maxwell is the guild master of the Reminiscent Zero Guild.**

## Appearance

Aviur has a similar hairstyle to Ty Korbel's, with the same black hair, if it wasn't for the hair covering his left eye. He has black eyes, and wears a blue cloak with a blue vest and has no shirt on.
Zorrina Edenia

> "*We have to work on ways to better ourselves and not to slack off!*"
> ― Zorrina
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Zorrina Edenia is a mage for the Reminiscent Zero Guild.

## Basic Information

Zorrina Edenia is one of the first few members to join Reminiscent Zero. Her skills with magic were adequate until she started working with her teachers to fix her magic. Now she is one of the top dogs in the group and she may be the next person to become the leader of the group. She currently helps Ty and his goal to rid the world of evil, but even though she thinks it's impossible, she will help him out. Out of everyone, Zora's ability is the most varied because of the combination and mix-ups.

## Personality

Zorrina comes off as strict and only looks at things in a closed view. Zorrina also comes off as impatient as well, but under that tough skin, she is a nice person. She has a bit of a one-sided justice and doesn’t see the view of her aggressors. She does have a soft spot for cute things and animals.

## Magic and Abilities

Elemental Mastery: This ability allows the user to change their elemental attacks to suit their needs in combat and target their foes elemental weakness. This ranges from attacks to creating elemental based weapons.
Party City

> "*I bring the fun, the women, and the money."*"
> ― Agent Party City to Agent Pawn it or Sell it
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## Biography

Agent **Party City** is an agent recruited by SEXZ to Squad Corona for Operation God's Will while jumping on a trampoline. Like many other agents, he has a tendency to scavenge gear off of his fallen comrades. His purpose is mostly for moral support. No one truly knows his age and it is rumored that he is a child. He appears exclusively in the film "Secret Agents Could Die". Agent Party City was offered beer by Agent Pawn It or Sell It even though he was underage and possibly became drunk because of it, which may have affected his decision making skills during the mission. He also became a close friend of Agent Mac OS while running from The Nebulizer. He is played by Cameron Copeman.

## Death

Agent **Party City** was valiantly killed in action by The Nebulizer during Operation God's Will. He sacrificed himself to ensure Mac OS's safe extraction taking on the Nebulizer straight on. His last words were "Remember, party on!" spoken to Agent Mac OS. His sacrifice was heroic.

## Did you Know

* Agent Party City is sponsored by Party City.
* Agent Party City's age is unknown.
* Agent Party City is technically a criminal.
Chud

Chud is a country in an unknown location and is home to many climates. It is known for it's vast rice-fields and is it's main source of income. Because of the rice-fields it is home to many rice-pickers (rice farmers)

The regions in northern Chud are home to an extreme tundra climate with an average temperature of 0° K. The western region is home to fierce deserts such as "Suck Me Dry" and "Enter Sandman". The East is home to dense rain forests and also home to many Opium production plants. And finally, the south is home to "The Country Roads".

## History

Chud's history is filled with many civil wars and violence including the most recent which involved the take over of General Baked and his rebels. The recent downfall of Chud has been linked to the murder of President Wells Fargo of Chud. After the Murder of Wells Fargo, General Baked assumed leadership shortly after Fargo's funeral.

Chuds main political party was formerly The Democratic Party of Chud and was loved by many Democratic nations across the world. Ever Since General Baked's takeover caused the Government to switch to a Military Junta and formed a new political party called The Grand Army of Chud.
Mac OS

Mac OS working on his bicycle

> "*Secret agents never cry.*"
> ― Agent Mac OS to Junior Agent Light-Light
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## Biography

**Mac OS** was one of the secret agent's hired by SEXZ and the sole survivor of Squad Corona. He is technological genius and was top of his class at the Rhode Island School of Design. His only method of transportation is his bike, he does not own a car. He loves him a good mission and will answer the call to adventure at any time. He doesn't believe in the supernatural and only trusts science. The Black Science Man is one of his favorite anime characters. He dismisses the power of Agent Fat Booty's "Booty Analysis" saying that it's not scientifically based. At the end of the film "Secret Agents Could Die" he lies many times to Junior Agent Light-Light trying to convince him to not become a secret agent like his father Agent Pawn it or Sell it. He is also a big virgin but is actively looking to change this with his new bike. Agent Mac OS is a morally good character full of potential.

He is played by Matthew Wisner.

## Current Status

After the failure of Operation God's Will, agent **Mac OS** was evacuated by secret agent Tea & Crumpets and returned to SEXZ Headquarters a deeply changed man. He personally went to the residence of Agent Pawn It or Sell It in Vero Lake Estates to tell Junior Agent Light-Light about his father's death and to warn him not to become an agent. After that he took the time to bury agent Party City's remains in a cemetery dedicated to the Clout God "Damn Daniel". The death of his fellow agents shook him to the core and he currently suffers from PTSD. To this day his location is completely unknown by the remnants of SEXZ or any other factions.

## Did you know

* Mac OS hopes his bike will help him get a big titty GF.
* Mac OS once hacked Donald Trump's cell phone.
* Mac OS once ate a entire bowl of Easy Mac in 6.66 seconds.
* Mac OS is not phased by the threat of Nuclear War
Sexy Back

> "*Oh fuck, he nebulized them. I gotta warn the others.*"
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## Biography

**Sexy-Back** was a secret agent employed by SEXZ and was one of the members of the infamous Squad Corona during Operation God's Will. He appears exclusively in the film "Secret Agents Could Die". His main characteristics are being able to keep calm even in dire situations, ability to jump on trampolines, and his dashing good looks. Agent Sexy-Back enjoys listening to Justin Timberlake while on vacation time and has been known to forget to answer his government phone. Even though he's a very cunning agent, this man still managed to forget a strap for his gun and used a jump-rope instead. Agent Sexy-Back has always dreamed of going to the moon. He is played by Zachary Nunn.

## Death

Sadly, Agent **Sexy-Back** was killed in action by The Nebulizer while informing Agents Mac OS and Party City that the President of Chud had been nebulized. Agent Sexy-Back stayed focused on the mission even after Agent Fat Booty was horrifically killed and his commanding officer Agent Pawn It or Sell It, deserted the entire squad. Even though the operation failed, this man was a hero.

## Did you know

* Agent Sexy-Back was a former male porn star.
* Agent Sexy-Back loves the Science Channel.
* Agent Sexy-Back might have children he doesn't know about.
Secret Agents Never Die

## Information

Secret agents never die is the first film in the Secret Agents Series taking place canonically after Secret Agents Could Die.

## Synopsis

The short film begins with an announcer warning the viewers about a terrorist known as Dark-Dark who is terrorizing the world by using his new "Locational Weather Device" to create any storm anywhere in the world. The video's attention then turns to Ex-SEXZ Agent Light-Light beating an inflatable character named Yellow Dude to find information on Dark-Dark's location. At this point in the story Light-Light has been actively searching for Dark-Dark's location for all of his career and isn't even a agent with SEXZ anymore at this point since the agency was destroyed a few years before the film occurs. Light-Light then sees Dark-Dark through a nearby window live-streaming on Twitch. Light-Light then infiltrate's Dark-Dark's secret lair finding BUTT-BUTT having sexual intercourse with Yellow Dude. Then suddenly Agent Wanna-Do bursts in stating "I wanna do you". Together they chase off BUTT-BUTT hurting his knee in the process. After, Wanna-Do suddenly outbursts killing Agent Dasani, a very close friend of Light-Light. Putting the mission first, Light-Light then proceeds through Dark-Dark's hideaway with Agent Wanna-Do. BUTT-BUTT attacks them, killing Agent Wanna-Do by choking him with his own baseball bat. Stricken with grief, Light-Light has no choice but to let BUTT-BUTT escape. He then proceeds to Dark-Dark's "Gay Sex Dungeon" where he is then knocked out by BUTT-BUTT. Dark-Dark then gives a speech about how now that Light-Light is gone his vague, nonspecific evil plan will succeed. Light-Light then performs the ultimate sacrifice by activating his explosive vest killing both Dark-Dark and Light-Light instantly. The film then ends with Light-Light performing the song "Secret Agents Never Die". Did Ex-SEXZ Agent Light-Light actually die? Or do secret agents truly never die?
Blake Zillion

> *"I can help you out if you'd like. I am actually headed back there myself."* -- Blake Zillion to Mira Evergreen
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## Debut

### Light Novel Chapter Debut

Chapter 001 - The Wanderer And The Blue Rebel

## Voice Actors

### Voice Actor

Melancholy (ThatComicDoe)CoachVA (Vuno)

**Blake Zillion** is an ***A-Rank*** mage for the Reminiscent Zero Guild. He is a member of Team Blue.

## Appearance

Blake is a lean and somewhat muscular young man whose height is 5'7". He has fair skin with spiky white hair and black hair. Blake's main outfit consists of a black jacket with red and gray bands, a black vest which is zipped all the way up and covered with two grey belts, a pair of jeans, and blue shoes.

## Personality

Blake's personality is unknown. He’s mostly just calm and collected but can get filled with bloodlust on a few occasions. It mostly comes from his beastly instincts.

## Magic and Abilities

### Magic

Nightmare Dragon Magic: From what has been seen, Blake’s ability allows him to use different parts from a being called an Azure beast. This power is mostly focused on his fists and that’s where he outputs most of his attack power.

### Fighting Style

Blake Zillion's fighting style is currently unknown.

## Gallery

Blake (Organization Arc)Blake using his magicBlake using Dragification
The Wonder Years Guy

The Wonder Years Guy being fucking annoying.

> "*I will literally die for Pop Punk!*"
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## Biography

The Wonder Years Guy is an annoying character that was part of the very first Batsu game known as "Batsu Game 2k14 (Egg Abomination+Fireworks)". He is originally from Jacksonville, Florida but left his hometown because a La Dispute song told him too. The Wonder Years Guy was surprisingly good at the game and only lost Round 4 and had many Roman Candles fired at him. He was always willing to face this threat for he believed that the power of pop punk would always protect him. This character was present for the battle with Jams Dimarco but was killed during the fighting. Jams Dimarco told him that pop goes punk is a shitty album and that he needs to grow the fuck up. This act alone destroyed him and he was instantly killed. After the epic battle his remains were carefully buried next to My Chemical Romance's music career. He wasn't missed, much like Vans Warped Tour. The Wonder Years Guy was played by Michael Wisner.

## Did You Know?

* The Wonder Years Guy knows every word to Evanescence's hit song "Going Under".
* The Wonder Years Guy loves Tumblr.
* The Wonder Years Guy is vegan.
* The Wonder Years Guy only shops at Spencers and Hot Topic.
Gentleman McDonalds

> "*I am Gentleman McDonalds, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER.*"
> ― Gentleman McDonalds
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Gentleman McDonalds preparing to take your order.

## Biography

Gentleman McDonalds is a strong and alpha character that appears in the video "Batsu Game 2k14 II: Please End My Misery". He works and serves the McDonald's Corporation and has spent most of his hot young life as one of there genetically engineered slaves. Not much is known about this character's life before his employment in the fast food industry. After working in the patty mines of California for many years he finally bought his freedom and moved to the Lands of the Tangerine Slice in Florida. This is where he met the residents of this mysterious land who played the famous Batsu Games. These games kept society from collapsing from chaos and they personally gave Gentleman Mcdonalds another purpose to his hard life. He played Batsu Games very well and never lost. He even beat Pedro Gen. 2 and watched Diet Coke blow up in Pedro's tight pants. Members of the Batsu Game faction respected him but feared his possible fast food power of which they never clearly understood.

Gentleman McDonalds was greatly involved in the epic battle between his fellow retards and Jams Dimarco. He killed many of the dark lord's demons and defended dozens of civilians. Sadly though, during the ending stages of the battle, Jams Dimarco struck him down, turned his body into a big mac and ate him. The other Batsu Game players were horrified and inspired to take down the evil lord in honor of their fallen. Luckily for the forces of good, they were victorious and Jams Dimarco was defeated. Jam's human soul and godly powers were separated into two entities and placed in different dimensional prisons. His godly soul was trapped in the !DRUGZONE! and his mortal mind and abilities were trapped inside The Mountain Blade. After the battle the surviving characters watched "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald" in Gentleman McDonalds' honor and were deeply affected by his great heroic sacrifice.

Gentleman McDonalds was played by Brenden Walsh.

## Did You Know?

* Gentleman McDonalds deeply hates Burger King
* Gentleman McDonalds doesn't know where South America is on a globe.
* Gentleman McDonalds is NOT a gentleman gamer.
* Gentleman McDonalds once ate a Nokia Cellphone.
Agent Goodwill

## Known Information

Barely any information is available on this character. All that is confirmed is that he was an agent of SEXZ who was tasked with driving the vehicle containing Agent Tea & Crumpets to rescue the survivors of the failed Operation God's Will which was the main focus of the movie "Secret Agents Could Die". It is not confirmed if this character knew any of the members of Squad Corona personally but he was chosen for that rescue assignment by SEXZ for a reason. The character has not been cast at this time. Agent Goodwill is a possible character in a future secret agent movie/video.
James The Euphoric Toucan

James ordering the Chicken Wing Destroyers to sacrifice the horrid wings to Chin Chin.

## Biographical information

### Date of death

Immortal (Can be touched inappropriately)

### Place of death

Immortal (Can be touched appropriately too)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Fruit Loops

> "*You must offer it to the Lord Chin Chin!*"
> ― James to his disciples looking to sacrifice some shitty chicken wings.
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## Known Information

James The Euphoric Toucan is a euphoria lord who first appears in the short video "Unholy Chicken Abomination - A Chin Chin Sacrifice". Barely any information is known on this powerful character. He has been known to reside behind the "No.1 China" Chinese restaurant in Sebastian, Fl. Which is also known as the "Lands of the Tangerine Slice". James channels his euphoric power through his fedora collection and doesn't care for the value of human life. He loves to watch mortals suffer but hasn't ever committed hateful acts himself, until he was inspired by the brutal acts of a young dark lord Jams Dimarco. After the events of the chicken wing sacrifice, James actually served under Jams and was finally able to channel his euphoric energy to harm the innocent. James first met the Dark Lord when he was taking a bird bath and was enthralled by Jam's immense evil power. They became good friends but James understood that the Dark Lord was the one in charge and he was only a powerful servant. James The Euphoric Toucan refused to lead any of Jam's armies and would only attack the humans of the world himself or with his own spells and dark magic.

James The Euphoric Toucan was at the last great battle between the Batsu Game Players and Jams Dimarco. He served his master well but they were both defeated by the mortals. Before his lord's death he bitched out and ran away from the battlefield in defeat unscathed. Even though he had great power, James knew that alone he couldn't take over the world. It is unknown where he is currently hiding but there is a strong theory that he hides among the Lands of the Tangerine Slice, right under the noses of the people. In present Jusee canon, James The Euphoric Toucan is nothing more than an urban legend...

James The Euphoric Toucan is voiced by Ryan Bielefeld.

## Did You Know?

* James The Euphoric Toucan can't reproduce.
* James The Euphoric Toucan has an N-word pass.
* James The Euphoric Toucan wants to eat the sun.
Perm Chaotic

**Axel Chaotic** also known as **Perm Chaotic** is the former mage for The Organization and is was the 10th seat. But now he works as a mage of Reminiscent Zero after the Organization incident.

## Appearance

Perm Chaotic, in his organization outfit, consists of a red cloak with a pair of black pants and black boots. He wears no shirt underneath the cloak. He still retains mostly the same appearance after the Organization incident.

## Personality

Perm is shown to be cool and collected, calmly informing his opponent that he will fight them. During his fights, he may be cocky at first, but when he notices an increase in power and difficulty, he ultimately respects his opponent.

## Magic and Abilities

* Dark Dragon Magic - This ability allows him to use the skill of a Dragon, making him have features that only a dragon has (as seen when he uses it for the first time). This magic is legendary and can only be taught by someone who has the same skill. He can use this element but he cannot eat his own created magic.

## Gallery

Perm (Organization Arc)Perm using Dragification

## Trivia

* Perm originally did not have a last name. It wasn't until the person Perm is based on, changed his twitter name to Chaotic Plus.
Tea & Crumpets

> "*I'm Agent Tea & Crumpets, and we're getting you home!*"
> ― Agent Tea & Crumpets to Agent Mac OS
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Agent Tea & Crumpets arriving in Chud.

## Known Information

Tea & Crumpets is a successful SEXZ agent and Jackanape. He appears in the film Secret Agents Could Die to assist in the evacuation of Squad Corona. Sadly, the only member that survived the battle against The Nebulizer was Agent Mac OS. Tea & Crumpets is a former member of the secret British movement called "Guy Fucks" of which he championed before he joined the international unit of SEXZ. He loves his signature weapon the good ol' FN SCAR and while firing it he's known to say "Take this ya faffin cock-womblers!". His backstory is unknown but he is consistently loyal to everything that SEXZ stands for. Currently his status in the world is unknown but it is speculated that he is alive and he is also a survivor of the destruction of SEXZ in the Jusee Lore/Canon.

Agent Tea & Crumpets is played by Micheal Wisner.

## Did You Know?

* Tea & Crumpets supports Brexit.
* Tea & Crumpets is biologically related to Winnie the Pooh.
* Tea & Crumpets had brief romantic relationship with Mac OS in the academy. Nothing sexual though, because that's gay.
* Tea & Crumpets has always wanted to climb Big Ben.
The Mainframe of SEXZ

## Known Information

SEXZ is an AI created by the UN. It was used during the film "Secret Agents Could Die" to select Agents for Squad Corona during Operation God's Will. It also detected the kidnapping of President Wells Fargo of Chud. It was originally a Discord bot to generate racial jokes but the project was expanded into what it is today. The bot has been used on countless excursions. Most notably, the “London Comic Book Operation” (disclosed).

## Did you know

* SEXZ says the N word very often
* SEXZ was originally a Discord hentai bot
The Jusee Series

> "*A house without books is like a room without windows*"
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## Summary

The Jusee Series is a collection of 4 films about the struggles of various rappers and heroic characters across America and the world. The latest entry in this series is a short film called "30 Days & The Mountain Blade". The main subplot behind these movies explains Dark Lord Jams Dimarco's gathering of ancient artifacts to return his lost power and spread his autism to destroy the world as we know it...

## Films

* 8 Hours Man
* The Jusee Movie
* 30 Days & The Mountain Blade
* Big Chili & the Cult of the Child's Skull
* Kentucky Man Takes Georgia

## Characters (in canon chronological appearance)

* Dr. Colon Cancer M.D.
* Mr. Clockwork
* Mrs. Clockwork
* The Crown
* Little Watch
* 8 Hours Man
* Brenda
* Antonio, Lord of the !DRUGZONE!
* Jusee
* Antonio's Personal Dart Boy
* Bamboo Boy
* 30 Days
* Jams Dimarco
* Angsty Cube Guy
* Zeep, Overlord of RAWR XD
* Dirty Tan
* Salabim: Arabi Wizard
* Yung N. 1
* Yung N. 2
* Yung N. 3
* Royal Pious King Couby Wellington-Worth-Remington the Third
* The Cunt Crusader
* Drake Fan
* Man From Kentucky
* Lil Vacuum
* Big Chili
* Oobladow
* Big Glasses
* Big Hungry
* Captain Gay
* Bansai Kissimmee
* Gold Man
* Horse
* Manager Austin Texas
* The Ritual Master
* Child's Skull Cultists
* Little Jimmy Johns
* The Expert
* Minecraft Steve
* The Ladder
* Santiago Chile
* The Ticket Man
* Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls
* The Tapist
* Man With Arthritis
* Pavlo Gayvitch
* The Taco Bell Chef
* Officer Fortnite Squad
* Man Who Sags
* The Gardener
* Billy Bob McPhuck
* The Pilot
* Qumbo
* Dembe
* Chieftain Thank You
* The Number Cruncher
* SCAD
* Tyler Hubbard
* Bak Zagans
* Grimlock The Shamrock
* Big Country
* The Pop
* The Trap Penguins
* Beluga Coon
* Beluga Cam
* The Great Cum Shark
Salabim

> "*Theres no bim!*"
> ― Salabim upon realizing there is indeed no bim
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## Information

Salabim is an Arabi wizard and member of the Warband featured in the Jusee Movie. Salabim is a wizard with a great knowledge in all schools of magic but is a master of conjuration, restoration, and the Lore of Sand. He knows all sorts of Salabim magic like hexes to turn people into frogs, cats, etc. During the first battle with Jusee he uses his Salabim magic to resurrect King Couby who was blasted by Jusee. He is killed by 30 Dayz in big Hungry's castle whilst trying to protect the rear of the Warband. Salabim is played by Conner "Coon" Adams.

## Did you know

* In his past Salabim was a flying carpet maker.
* Salabim's former allegiance was to the Sarranid Sultanate.
* Salabim was once in a musical group called "Niggas in Mecca"
8 Hours Man

8 Hours Man before giving Jusee a dope wallop

> "*His time is running out!!*"
> ― 8 Hours Man upon seeing the broadcast of Colon Cancer
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## Biography

8 Hours Man is the main protagonist of the 8 Hours Man movie. His archenemy is Dr Colon Cancer. He is his enemy with reason being his family was killed by Colon Cancer in pursuit of The Crown of Power. Being the eldest son of the Clockwork family, his family wanted him to unlock the secret behind the Crown. His most notable feature is the ability to go back 8 hours in time after being killed. Due to this transformation he now has a clock on his chest. Throughout the movie he learns passion eventually forgiving Dr. Colon Cancer instead of killing him. He discovers The Crown can talk laying dormant for thousands of years but watching him masturbate for 20.Later on in the film The Crown offers to heighten his powers give him the ability to go back 24 hours. In the end 8 Hours Man movie declines the offer to extend his power to 24 hours throwing away the crown in the River Kwai. 8 Hours man is played by Cameron Copeman

## Did You Know?

* 8 Hours Man believes science is evil.
* 8 Hours Man believes vaccines cause autism.
* 8 Hours Man never washes his hands.
Bansai Kissimmee

Bansai Kissimmee talking mad shit to Jusee and 30 Dayzs.

> "*You're not from Japan!!!*"
> ― Bansai Kissimmee to 30 Dayz
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## Information

Bansai Kissimmee is a filthy weeb and sinister minion of Big Hungry. He appears in "The Jusee Movie" as the Samurai of Big Hungry sent to kill Jusee and 30 Dayzs during their assault on Big Hungry's castle. He was born in America but thinks Japan is superior to America culturally and economically. He owns 4 body pillows and his parents are not very proud of him. Not much information besides this is known about him. Bansai Kissimmee serves his gangsta master honorably and temporarily knocks out Jusee himself. Shortly after though, he is absolutely blasted by 30 Dayzs after trying to use his "Wind Blade Shurrikan" attack. His death was instant and his remains were recovered after the movie by the local police and dumped in a dark sewer where they belong.

Bansai Kissimmee is played Jesse Knowles.

## Did you know

* Bansai Kissimmee thinks your anime is shit.
* Bansai Kissimmee's favorite series is Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
* Bansai Kissimmee has a katana collection.
* Bansai Kissimmee wishes he had a girlfriend.
Son

> "*Thanks dad!*"
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Son playing in one of his first Batsu Games.

## Information

Son is a character that appears in the video "Batsu Game 2k14 II: Please End My Misery". He is the only child of the character named Dad. Son loves tank tops just like his father and has a deep respect for the Batsu Game tradition. These games have always interested him and the pain of the challenges have inspired his growth. His first Batsu game was easy for him and he only participated in a few rounds, which made him known as a "little bitch by Moeshit. In his spare time he is known to eat raw corn for fun and watch NASCAR with his father.

Son was a witness to the evil of Jams Dimarco and was there during the battle between the Batsu Game characters. He was weak but attempted to fight off the evil demons of Jams. Jams Dimarco targeted him during the battle because of his weakness. Son's life was saved by his father sacrificing himself by pushing Son out of the way of a magic missle launched by the evil lord himself. After the battle, Son was overwhelmed by grief and ran away from the Lands of the Tangerine Slice. None of the ancient characters have seen him since and it is commonly believed that Son is dead or possibly trapped in a Call of Duty: World At War Zombies match for all eternity.

Son was played by Daryle Crowe.

## Did You Know?

* Son loves NASCAR.
* Son is very afraid of death.
* Son once wrestled a Lobster and lost.
* Son doesn't believe in God.
Oli VeGarden

Oli VeGarden

Oli VeGarden meets Mac OS for the first time in 10 years

> "*I smell-a a ambush*"
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## Biography

In his early life, Oli VeGarden's name was Papa John and he was a skilled carpenter for the Italian government. His most notable feat in the carpenter industry was being apart of the team to rebuild the Sistine Chapel after the great fire of 1999. After completing the Sistine Restoration project he retired from the carpenter life and traveled to America upon arriving at Ellis Island he was given the name Oli VeGarden by an immigration official. His next job was in the Orlando Police force as officer and was shot a total of 27 times in the line of duty. After the incident he was approached by a SEXZ official he met in a certain restaurant and was recruited as an elite secret agent. He recognized Mac OS because they did karaoke one time singing Fly Away by Lenny Kravitz together. Oli VeGarden loved the agency but was known to be late to many of the briefings for the operations he was sent on.

## Death

Oli VeGarden was absolutely blasted by the Snack Master, getting shot a total of 8 times in an ambush during Operation Overdose. His remains were recovered and quietly honored at his birthplace in Italy.

## Did You Know?

* Oli VeGarden is not affiliated with any restaraunt chain founded in Orlando, Florida.
* Oli VeGarden once drew King K. Rool eating the sun on the roof of Sistine chapel, they erased it...
* Papa John wants to fuck.
* Oli VeGarden loves pasta.
"Mitt Romney"

The only known image of this spooky character.

> "*Hot wings! Ha ha!*"
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## Biography

"Mitt Romney" is a spectral character that first appears in the short video "Unholy Chicken Abomination - A Chin Chin Sacrifice". He lives in the darkness and only comes out to terrorize the living, peanuts, and real estate agents. He has a deep appreciation for the dark arts and failed political campaign ads. His love of darkness is the reason he assisted the group of Batsu game players sacrifice the unholy chicken wings for the lord Chin Chin in the first place. They burned the shitty wings so well that he decided not to horrifically rape them and go his own way, just like the famous Fleetwood Mac song has always told him to. "Mitt Romney" is also a powerful Incubus who runs his own ghost cult known as the "Republican Ghosts". They love to torture the living and liberals. During one of his night raids on the humans of Florida, "Mitt Romney" witnessed his first true Batsu Game and has had a respect for it's players ever since. He even went as far as to assist them during the last great battle with Jams Dimarco.

Although "Mitt Romney" was a stubborn demon, he finally met his match and was cast off into the Gay Dimension and killed by Jams personally. The Batsu Game players avenged his loss by defeating Jams Dimarco and mourned "Mitt Romney's" brave sacrifice with giant "I voted" stickers. Many lessons can be learned from him but the most important one was a direct quote from the ghost host himself; "You can't spell grape without rape."

"Mitt Romney" was played by Shaun Almada.

## Did You Know?

* "Mitt Romney" is the 999th happy haunt.
* "Mitt Romney" can't spell "Mississippi".
* "Mitt Romney" has personally met Zak Bagans.
* "Mitt Romney" loves VeggieTales.
* "Mitt Romney" doesn't use napkins when he eats dinner.
Pedro Gen. 1

Pedro Gen.1 getting ready for the Batsu Game!

> "*I am Pedro..*"
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## Known Information

Pedro Generation 1 is a powerful and mysterious character who appears for the first ever Batsu Game known as "Batsu Game 2k14 (Egg Abomination+Fireworks)". Even though he speaks fluent Spanish, he is never seen speaking it in any of the videos, mainly because the other Batsu Game players are racist and scared. Pedro is known to go back and forth between speaking perfect English and broken English. This character is also very unlucky and lost the first two rounds of the Batsu Game of which he had to take a confetti cannon blast to the chest and eat a raw Century Egg. Both of these challenges caused him great pain but he endured them honorably. After the video ends during the conclusion of the first Batsu Game, Pedro Gen.1 was transformed by the power of the horrid stank from the Century Egg into Pedro Generation 2. That character went on to be in another Batsu game/video and also had a new and different personality while still keeping some of his classic and timeless me-no-speakie qualities.

Pedro Gen. 1 was played by Danny Toro.

## Did You Know?

* Pedro Gen.1 has never been to Disney World.
* Pedro Gen.1 connects well with the music of Enrique Iglesias.
* Pedro Gen.1 doesn't take no for an answer.
* Pedro Gen.1 doesn't enjoy wearing a sombrero.
* Pedro Gen.1 loves long walks on the beach.
Moeshit

Moeshit with having fun with his friends!

> "*Oh god I'm covered in fish!*"
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## Information

Moeshit was a proud anime fan who appears in the video "Batsu Game 2k14 II: Please End My Misery". He is a very strange character who loves to participate in the Batsu games. In these games however, he is followed by a string of bad luck. Moeshit and his friend, Dad lost Round 1 and were forced to eat strange fish candy. They suffered somewhat but continued on. Moeshit then lost Round 3 and had to fight Salesman Man with a dead fish. He was struck multiple times with the rotting fish but survived. He was sexually scarred by this incident. After that event, he didn't lose any more rounds and continued through the rest of the game unharmed and sexually confident.

Moeshit was present for the great battle between The Batsu Game Players and Jams Dimarco. During this conflict he was killed by Jams himself and chopped into tiny bits of sushi. Even though he believed his love for anime could protect him, it was not enough to save his life. Moeshit's death was one of many during that long battle but his remains were never recovered and rumored to have been eaten by Man From Kansas. This tale cannot be confirmed but it is widely believed among those who survived the event.

Moeshit was played by Ryan Bielefeld.

## Did You Know?

* Moeshit has never been to Japan.
* Moeshit loves Boruto: Naruto Next Generations.
* Moeshit is a fashion icon.
* Moeshit is addicted to Craft Mac & Cheese.
Secret Agents Could Die

## Information

"Secret Agents Could Die" is the 2nd film of the Secret Agents Series. Although, lore-wise it occurs years before the events of "Secret Agents Never Die". The film's plot is summarized below.

## Synopsis

The film "Secret Agents Could Die" takes place in the country of Chud. A man known as The Nebulizer has kidnapped President Wells Fargo of Chud, in response the previously dormant Mainframe of SEXZ has detected this threat and assembles five agents to assure Wells Fargo's safe extraction in an operation known as "God's Will". SEXZ assemble agents Party City, Fat Booty, Pawn it or Sell it, Mac OS, and Sexy-Back and together they form Squad Corona. They split into two teams to wring out The Nebulizer with Recon Team Corona consisting of Pawn It or Sell It, Sexy-Back, and Fat Booty. Recon Squad Corona finds an abandoned home and they enter, but unknown to them The Nebulizer is already there. The Nebulizer finds Fat Booty and kills him causing Pawn it or Sell it to try and desert due to cowardice. Sexy-Back then finds President Wells Fargo of Chud has been nebulized. Sexy-Back sees these events and warns the other remaining members of Squad Corona but is swiftly killed. Mac OS and Party City call for immediate evac, along the way Mac OS finds Pawn it or Sell it on the ground mumbling. Mac OS finds out Pawn it's BAC is at critical levels and tries to cleanse it but he is too far gone. Mac OS starts carrying Pawn it away but they come in contact with The Nebulizer. In order to save himself Mac OS sacrifices Pawn it or Sell it while running away. At the extraction site Party City sacrifices himself to ensure the safe evacuation of his comrades. Mac OS is then safely evacuated by Agent Tea & Crumpets. He then goes to meet Pawn it or Sell it's son Junior Agent Light-Light. He tries to convince Light-Light to not become an agent like father but fails in doing so. Finally, he then visits Agent Party-City's grave thanking him for his service.
The Jusee Universe Wiki

The Jusee Universe is a collection of films with ever-expanding lore. It's films include the categories of action, adventure, comedy, supernatural, LGBTQ+, and war movies. It consists of 5 films and 4 short-videos in total. The newest movie released is named "Secret Agents Might Die". These works of arts are located on the official Youtube playlist here.

## About the Jusee Universe Timeline

The Jusee Universe is spread into three lore branches, these include;

* The Batsu Game Series
* The Secret Agents Series
* The Jusee Series
Creation

The Creation story of Mother Gaia and her children is the generally accepted story of the origin of life in Lysidia and beyond.

## Creation

At the beginning, Mother Gaia created the Material Plane and the Ethereal Plane from the maw of the Void. Then she gave birth to her 7 children to control the tides of reality. Then she seemed to fade away into the darkness of the Void and none of her children could contact her.

Left to their own devices, the gods began experimenting with their abilities in what became the city of Khazalan. Gevecht created the centaurs and gave them the strength to dominate the plains. Velden created the elves to tame the dark forests of the Material Plane. Kolkabra created the whales to reign over the depths of the seas. Melkweg created the krakens to travel the skies. Aworan created the humans and dwarves who could multiply and be fruitful. Draach created the dragons, beings of the greatest power to rule them all. But Vanth found that she couldn't create anything. She could only accept the other gods' creations in death. She grew jealous, particularly of Draach as his dragons became the dominant creatures on the Material Plane.
Thunderstrike

## Thunderstrike

### Fur Color

Bright fiery-ginger the color of autumn leaves

### Additional Details

Broad head, broad shoulders, torn ear-tip, wide, big white paws

### Kits

Featherkit, Birdkit, Wingkit, Lightningkit, Stormkit, Rainkit

### Family Members

Father: SilverstarMother: Shadethrush

Brothers: Riverdrop, Skycloud, Kevin, Raven, Darktree

Sisters: Shadowsneak, Windbreeze, Violet, Starshine
Squanto

Squanto gazing upon the horror of the Century Eggs

> "*Squanto!*"
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## Biography

Squanto is a tribal character who appears in the first Batsu Game ever known as "Batsu Game 2k14 (Egg Abomination+Fireworks)" and is mentioned during "30 Days & The Mountain Blade (2019)". He lives off the land and believes in nature spirits and hippy shit like that. Squanto loved the Batsu Games and played with great skill. He never lost a single round during the game but had to drink Insanity Sauce shortly after the video as a punishment for his good luck. It is rumored that drinking this item caused him to become immortal, very similar to the mysterious way of which Pierre Le'Douche received his immortality.

Squanto was there for the last great battle against the Dark Lord Jams Dimarco. He helped lead the Batsu Game players to successfully defeat Jams and trap his physical form into "The Mountain Blade" while also sending his godly form/power to the !DRUGZONE!. His wisdom and tribal power in combat helped inspire his allies but it wasn't enough to keep them all alive. After the battle, Squanto helped properly honor and bury his fallen friends and was shaken mentally by the conflict. Following the burial of all the dead, Squanto was entrusted to keep "The Mountain Blade" safe by the surviving Batsu Game players. Knowing he couldn't do it alone he searched across Florida for others who could assist in his mission. Squanto used his charm and cave-man good looks to convince a large number of Floridians to construct "The Temple of The Mountain Blade" and live within it's walls, devoting there lives to defend the artifact at all costs. Although they would never truly understand the evil trapped within. When the temple was finished, Squanto lived among his devoted followers for many years then suddenly one day vanished into the wilderness, without a trace. The Tribe of Squanto currently still awaits his glorious return to this day.

Squanto was played by Brenden Walsh.

## Did You Know?

* Squanto is afraid of peanut-butter.
* Squanto hates conquistadors.
* Squanto loves the Disney movie "Pocahontas".
* Squanto walked the "Trail Of Tears".
The Batsu Game Series

> "*"We did it for Chin-Chin..."*"
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## Summary

The Batsu Game series are a collection of 3 very early videos and 1 short film showing the origin of The Jusee Universe and the lore that would come with it. These clips mainly show ancient characters sacrificing to a dark god of another universe known as "Chin Chin". Although it is also stated that during this time is when Jams Dimarco was first created and defeated by some of the Batsu Game players. After his death he briefly used the last of his autistic energy on the mortal plain to participate in the sacrifice of "Skater Boy" and then his energy went back to where it was heroically banished. The main characters typically exist in the Lands of the Tangerine Slice which is on Earth itself. These videos are much less movie-like and are mainly built around the ideas of physical and mental pain through a unique rock, paper, scissors game...

## Videos (In Canonical Order)

* Batsu Game 2k14 (Egg Abomination+Fireworks)
* Unholy Chicken Abomination - A Chin Chin Sacrifice
* Batsu Game 2k14 II: Please End My Misery
* Chin Chin Sacrifice 2015: Skater Boy

## Characters (In Appearance Order)

* America Man
* Man From Kansas
* The Wonder Years Guy
* Pedro Gen. 1
* Fedora The Explorer
* Squanto
* The Cunt Crusader
* Ibanov
* Pierre Le'Douche
* James The Euphoric Toucan
* "Mitt Romney"
* Moeshit
* Salesman Man
* Dad
* Son
* Gentleman McDonalds
* Pedro Gen. 2
* Skater Boy
* Jams Dimarco
* Weeaboo Wonder
* Fallout Boy
* Slave Boy
* The Horse Guards
Light-Light

Agent Light-Light on his epic mission to defeat his evil brother, Dark-Dark.

## Information

Agent **Light-Light** is an agent employed by SEXZ, son of Agent Pawn it or Sell it, and clout god. His partner and lifetime friend is Agent Dasani. He become an agent due to his father's untimely death and vowed to become a hero in his honor. He and Agent Dasani have searched for 20-30 years to find Evil Agent Dark-Dark and put a stop to his harmful deeds. He has been searching through 30 countries and has maimed countless people. He is always committed to the mission even after the unforeseeable deaths of Agent Dasani and Agent Wanna-Do. He appears as the main character in the short movie "Secret Agents Never Die" and is played by Jesse Knowles.

## Death?

Agent **Light-Light** sacrificed himself with a bomb vest to kill BUTT-BUTT and Dark-Dark after getting both of his kneecaps shot and getting slapped with naan bread. There are many theories that he never died at all, since it is rumored that secret agents truly never die and that they live on in our hearts forever. Agent **Light-Light** can be considered a good man for finally defeating his sadistic brother.

## Did you know

* Light-Light has known Agent Dasani since the age of 7.
* Light-Light is skilled in playing the ukulele.
* Light-Light has a Golden Retriever named Bill.
Fedora The Explorer

Fedora The Explorer in the wild.

> "*I can't talk I'm listening to Coldplay!*"
> ― Fedora The Explorer to Pedro Gen.1
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## Known Information

Fedora The Explorer is a very sexually passionate character who appears in the first Batsu Game known as "Batsu Game 2k14 (Egg Abomination+Fireworks)". There isn't much information known about this character but he is beloved by the other Batsu Game players. His ass is even violently smacked by America Man at the end of one of the rounds. Fedora loves to listen to Coldplay in his spare time and is a proud expert of Rock, Paper, Scissors. He only loses Round 3 and has Roman Candles fired upon him. That experience frightened him deeply but he never let go of his prized lucky Fedora. During Round 3 Part 2 he was even allowed to fire Roman Candles at The Wonder Years Guy and Man From Kansas who both lost the round, but Fedora The Explorer only figured out how to do so after Squanto and America Man fired all theirs. Fedora The Explorer makes mistakes but uses his boyish-cute charm to quickly recover. This character was present for the final battle between the Batsu Game players and the powerful Dark Lord Jams Dimarco. Fedora used it's euphoric powers and the energy of Coldplay to help in the fight but sadly was brutally killed by one of Jams' spells during the battle. His remains were taken by his surviving friends and burned heroically in the middle of a Coldplay concert, just as this character would have always wanted.

Fedora The Explorer was played by Timothy Vlangas.

## Did You Know?

* Fedora The Explorer is allergic to wet paint.
* Fedora The Explorer only shops at Hollister.
* Fedora The Explorer loves EDM music.