Alijah and Logan/Gags

This is a combination of all gags in Alijah and Logan. A gag, mostly called a running gag, is a special shtick applied to a show for comedy, be it ironic, dramatic or... literally anything else. Here, you'll see every last one of them.

## Catchphrases

* **Alijah and Logan**
	+ "Hah-hah!"
	+ "Uncool..."
		- **Alijah**
			* "Ah, crap.../CRAP!"
			* "You're asking for a whoopin'./All of y'all are getting they butt whooped!"
			* "PIZZA POUNDER!!!"
		- **Logan**
			* "Chingaling.../CHINGALING!"
			* "You know what's about to be poppin'? Some necks!"
* **Cooper Kids**
	+ "Get cooped!"

## Buttmonkeys

A "buttmonkey" is someone who constantly gets injured for either comeuppance or comedic effect. The following people are counted as one.

* **Peyton:** In the episodes where she retains an antagonistic role or comes off as full-on arrogant, Peyton is not immune to facing drastic injuries that she always happens to survives.

### List of Possible Injuries

* Explosions (can range from small to large)
* Being crushed by large objects/people
* Building implosion
* A ruthless beating by someone stronger than them (can result in heavy shaking/earthquakes or lifting buildings)
* Long falls from the sky/atmospheric re-entry
* Harsh line of physical pain and suffering via a challenge, deadly room, etc.
* Having their head blown off
* Bent into different shapes, forms and sizes

### Rare Exceptions

* **Alijah and Logan:** Every few episodes, the main duo of our story can sometimes face extreme phsyical agony, which can mostly come from being beaten up more than any character on the show.

## The Milky-Way Bar Gag

Milky-Way Bars are an essential item in the show that is sometimes brought up as the most popular candy kids can be seen obsessing over. This candy has caused strange things such as:

* Moving to every possible attraction by popular demand
* Having citizens break into fights whenever a location runs out
* Making people turn against each other
* Rising in prices due to the large amount of people buying them
* Becoming a major technique in therapy sessions
* Actually being healthy to fitness teachers

As you can see, it's a popular type of food, and has taken effect on characters ever since the first season. In fact, there's even different categories for what I'd like to call the "Milky-Way Bar gag".

## Fourth-Wall Breaks

Breaking the fourth wall is a move where you communicate with the audience from inside a fictional reality. In this show, it counts for both...

### Awareness

* **First Day of Freedom** - Alijah asks Logan if they're supposed to be making a show, as Logan answers him with "*maybe we're already in it*".
* **Season 1's Over Already?** - At the end, Alijah said this: "*Yes, we're all in a show! Our reality covers up the real one like a coating of plastic covers a bowl! Only me and Logan know because we're the main characters! Oh no... me mentioning this will end the episode and erase everyone's memory of this episode. Before it ends though, there's always been something I wanted to say on this series. F-*"
	+ To add onto it, 2D-Thin said this in the after-credits: "*End this world... spare this world... popularity... YOU DECIDE."*

...and...

### Narration

* **First Day of Freedom** - Alijah narrating the first part of the episode, only for Logan to take advantage of it and mess up the story. In Part 2, Alijah then says "Then, they dried off!" while Alijah and Logan were wet, then "Their clothes were normal too!" when he realized they still had swimming shorts on.

## Consistent Character Aspects

### Important Characters

* **Alijah and Logan**
	+ Unbreakable Bond: No matter what, Alijah and Logan have never split apart despite their moderate arguments. It's all a part of their friendship, and it helps form the show. Without it, everything is unbalanced.
	+ Brains and Brawn: It's clear that their dynamic is built this way. Alijah is the intelligent one with thought-out schemes, and Logan is the strong one with undying physical power. However, they also suffer a critical thing because of this.
	+ Incompetence: Yes, they have immense potential to do something great, but their lack of skill always lands them in the red. Both are lazy and reckless, though Alijah's plans could work without Logan's absent-minded tomfoolery, and the same goes with any situations going well without Alijah's chaotic misfortune.
	+ Not Like The Usual: Alijah, being the schemer, is not egotistical or selfish in any way. In fact, he is generous, optimistic and well-intentioned despite his laziness. The same goes for Logan, as unlike any typical idiot, he isn't an impolite jerk, but instead just a kind soul who never has any bad motives unless his friends are hurt.
	+ The Good Guys: Alijah is always kind to people, and never hurts anyone unless they're after him. Logan can also try to be intimidating, but it fails due to his naive attitude. Overall, both are very good people, but alas...
	+ Always Bad Traits: ...they aren't without their flaws. Both are lazy, cowardly, pacifistic, and not immune to causing chaos wherever they go, though it's completely unintentional. Alijah is highly talkative and sarcastic, which can land him in even more trouble. Logan rarely takes anything seriously at first, with his stupidity being his worst weakness.
	+ Obsessions: Alijah and Logan are fondly tied to Milky-Way Bars and pizza, specifically from Pizza Palace. This is shown consistently, and on several occasions to prove its consistency.
	+ Troublemaker Syndrome: Alijah and Logan are always causing trouble, leaving nothing but destruction at every turn, but what else do you expect out of kids?
* **Peyton**
	+ Self-Obsession Leads To Self-Failure: Peyton is found to be a very arrogant person, believing she's the best at all times, though it does lead her to horrifically bad luck. For example, when she's against Alijah and Logan, this egomania ensures her sudden defeat.
	+ Popularity Is My Jam: Like any teenager, she's obsessed with being famous. Unlike Alijah when he tries to obtain it, it's because of them needing money for Milky-Way Bars. She does it to boost her self-esteem, gain an army of friends and, in her words, "leave a mark on the world".
	+ Mine and Mine Only: When it comes to her belongings, Peyton is very protective of them. When anyone, including the little ones, try and touch her things, she will resort to either physical violence, manipulation or even tattletelling, though she won't do it on the little ones.
	+ On-and-Off Rival: You see, Peyton is not always an antagonistic type of character. She'll also be on their side serving as the voice of reason, always trying to stop them from doing something stupid. However, she will turn against them when annoyed, which is always how she serves as such.
	+ Short Fuse: Mostly coming from her father, Peyton suffers a short-temper. It's not as bad as Josh's, but it's still very, very, *very* fragile, as one single insult will make her unleash unimaginable anger upon you.
	+ I'm The Best: Peyton, despite her loyalty, is very arrogant to where most people hate her for it. She gets overconfident very easily, comes off as careless for all except herself, and views even her smallest achievement as a big deal for her "reputation".
* **Isaiah**
	+ Wisdom Tooth: Isaiah is one of the wisest characters in the show, and this is displayed too many times to count. Not only does he give Alijah and Logan amazing advice that helps them learn an important life lesson, but he's also knowledgeable in several subjects, trained in several forms of martial arts, always comes out on top in gang fights, and is the literal answer to all supernatural problems the world can offer.
	+ Loyal To No End: Isaiah is a person who will stand up to anyone regardless of size or power for the sake of his friends, and will always be there for them in case any other trouble arises.

### Side Characters

* **Old Man Quill:** He's Alijah and Logan's next-door neighbor who's always complaining about their annoyances, yelling at them so they'll stop, or manipulating them into embarrassing themselves for his personal enjoyment.
* **The Kids**
	+ **Jackson & Savannah:** Both are always either causing mayhem for Alijah and Logan they look after them, or just playing with each other, though it can sometimes end up in something disastrously horrid.

## Trivia

* It's in random order whether it's Alijah, Logan and Peyton all working together in situations, or Isaiah working with the two instead of Peyton. Sometimes, all *four* of them could be teaming up.
	+ This could be explained by how whenever Alijah, Logan and Isaiah work together, it's a tight bond for the greater good, and when Alijah, Logan and Peyton work together, it's the two optimists working with the grouch, or the heroes working with the villain, with said villain double-crossing them at times.
* These gags are primary aspects of the characters, even the show.