Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 14: 1995 Miller Genuine Draft 400 at Michigan

Jeff Gorvette started at the pole, and was close to winning the race, but in the end, it was Rowley Boltstrike.

## Transcript

Crusty Rotor: So, I won last race!

Jeff Gorvette: And maybe you can help me this race!

Dale Earnhardt: yeah! We'll see, kid!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: We're at the pole!

Jeff Gorvette: WHOOOOO!!!!!! HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER POLE!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

Ken Squier: Murray Clutchburn gets a good start trying to take the lead from his teammate, Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette trying to speed up so Murray will push him!

Pinkie: And Murray Clutchburn trying to pass him so Jeff will push him!

Ken Squier: They're on the backstrech and Murray Clutchburn passes Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: Now Murray Clutchburn blocks Jeff Gorvette while Jeff gives Murray a push foe them to get away from the other racers!

Ken Squier: Murray keeps the lead with his teammate Jeff in 2nd, and Murray will lead lap number 1!

(lap 12)

Ned Carrett: Murray Clutchburn continues this lead while Jeff Gorvette trying to lead his first lap!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! You said it's the faster lane! (passes Murray Clutchburn)

Murray Clutchburn: I'm gonna give the 24 car a push! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette takes the lead while Murray Clutchburn pushes him!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap number 12!

(lap 27)

Ned Carrett: Murray Clutchburn trying to take the lead back from his temmate!

Sputter Stop crew cheif: Go to the inside.

Murray Clutchburn: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Now Murray takes the lead!

Ray Reverham: You have to get the 92 a push!

Jeff Gorvette: I am gonna do it! (pushes Murray Clutchburn)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette pushes Murray Clutchburn, as Murray completes lap 27!

(lap 47)

Ken Squier: Now Jeff Gorvette challanges on his teammate, Murray Clutchburn!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Murray Clutchburn)

Pinkie: And Jeff Gorvette: Takes the lead again!

Sputter Stop crew cheif: The 24 needs a push!

Murray Clutchburn: Ok! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Murray Clutchburn pushes Jeff Gorvette as Gorvette leads lap 47! It's now lap 48, and Jeff Gorvette is in the lead! Fallowed by his teammate, Murray Clutchburn, and the rookie, Rowley Boltstrike!

Ned Carrett: And Rowley has all ready won the N2O Cola 600 this season, And now he's gonna give Murray Clutchburn a push as they're coming to turn 3!

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette and Murray Clutchburn holding with Rowley Boltstrike as Jeff leads them off the corner!

Ken Squier: Now, Jeff Gorvette holds with them both, and will complete lap 48! It's lap 49, and Jeff Gorvette is still the leader this race! His teammate, Murray in 2nd, and Rowley, the rookie in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: And Rowley Boltstrike still helping the 2 leaders ahead! Jeff may win the race!

Spike: Let's see if rookie Rowley Boltstrike gets his 2nd win here this race!

Pinkie: They're now on turn 3! And Jeff Gorvette holds with Murray and Rowley of the corner!

Ray Reverham: You're tires are now worn!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (drives to pit road)

Spitter Stop crew cheif: You need to pit, Murray!

Murray Clutchburn: Ok! (drives to pit road)

Ned Carrett: The 2 leaders are now heading to the pits, as Rowley Boltstrike leads lap 49!

Ken Squier: It's lap 50 and Rowley Boltstrike is the leader this race! Meanwhile, Jeff Gorvette and Murray Clutchburn are in their pit areas!

Spike: And who ever has the fastest pit will get out first!

Ray Reverham: Ok you're out!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Ready! (drives out of pit road)

Pinkie: And it's Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: Meanwhile, Murray Clutchburn is still in his pits! Jeff has changed 2 tires, and Murray is taking 4 tires!

Pinkie: That will be a long pit stop!

OOR crew cheif: Time to go to the pits!

Rowley Boltstrike: Ok! (drives to pit road)

Ken Squier: Now the leader, Rowley Boltstrike is coming to pit road, and now Darrell Cartrip has the lead and completes lap 50! It's lap 51! Darrell Cartrip in the lead with Chick Hicks in 2nd!

Ned Carrett: Rowley Boltstrike is in his pits, while Murray Clutchburn speeds away!

Spike: Murray is now a lap down, while his teammate Jeff Gorvette was almost a lap down, but Jeff's fast enough for that, as he's climbing up position!

Ned Carrett: And Rowley is taking a long pit stop!

Pinkie: I know! I don't think he can win this race!

OOR crew cheif: Ok! You're out!

Rowley Boltstrike: Time to win this!

Spike: And Rowley Boltstrike leaves pit road, and that's one of the slowest pit stops I've ever seen!

Ken Squier: Rowley Boltstrike drives out while Darrell Cartrip leads lap 51! It's lap 52 and Darrell Cartrip in the lead with the mean green car, Chick Hicks right behind him!

Ned Carrett: Rowley Boltstrike is almost a lap down, but he has great speed and will stay on the lead lap!

Chick Hicks: SCREW YOU, DARRELL!

Darrell Cartrip: PLEASE! DON'T TAKE THE LEAD FROM ME! (blocks Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: I'LL SHOW YOU!

Ned Carrett: They're now on turn 3, and Chick Hicks still trying to take the lead from Darrell Cartrip!

Chick Hicks: DARRELL CARTRIP! MORE LIKE DUMBLE CRAPTRIP! TAKE THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Darrell Cartrip)

Darrell Cartrip: STOP CALLING ME DUMBLE CRAPTRIP!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA HA!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks does a bump-n-run on Darrell Cartrip, and will now complete lap number 52! It's now lap 53, and that mean green car, Chick Hicks has the lead!

Spike: Chick Hicks is more like the worst racer in piston Cup history, and he still races today! Drive Parkerson use to be the worst racer until Chick's rookie year in 1979! Chick loves hearing crashes every time on the stands until 1978, and them went rookie in 1979!

Ned Carrett: BLEH! I hate that green car!

Ken Squier: And he now completes lap number 53! It's lap 54! That mean green car, Chick Hicks is surly still in the lead! Rusty Wallace is running in 2nd!

Pinkie: And Rusty Wallace has a friend named Kyle Trackson, aka Anti Chick Hicks!

Spike: And those racers are also mean! Kyle made his own team in 1993 known as the Anti Chick Hicks Team!

Rusty Wallace: Anti Chick Hicks' friend is here to do a bump-n-run! (does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: ARGH!

Ned Carrett: And Rusty Wallace does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks, that mean green car!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks drops back as Rusty Wallace completes lap 54!

(lap 61)

(Jeff Gorvette passes 13 cars)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette has now climbing up from 14th to 2nd! And he's now behind Rusty Wallace!

Pinkie: They're now on turn 3 and Rusty Wallace want to keep the lead with Jeff Gorvette right behind him!

Jeff Gorvette: Stupid mean blue car! You wreck a lot of racers like Chick Hicks! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: YOU AGAIN!? (gets passed by Alloy Wilson)

Spike: Jeff has done a bump-n-run on Rusty and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 61! It's lap 62! Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead with Alloy Wilson in 2nd, and Rusty Wallace in 3rd!

Spike: Rusty Wallace trying to get 3rd position back, but Alloy Wilson gets a great block from Rusty!

Pinkie: Now Chick Hicks is up to 4th behind Alloy Wilson!

Chick Hicks: SCREW YOU, NASTY PLAYSTATION RACER! (turns Alloy Wilson)

Ken Squier: Chick hicks turns Alloy Wilson! Alloy spins and takes out rookie Johnny Blamer!

Ned Carrett: Now Blamer takes out the other rookie, Rowley Boltstrike and goes airborn!

Spike: Now Boltstrike takes out Aden Locker! LOCKER GETS FLIPPED! HE FLIPS AND NOW LANDS ON HIS WHEELS!

Pinkie: Wow! Poor Johnny Blamer is getting crashed every single race that he competes

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over once again.

Johnny Blamer: WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP CRASHING SO MANY TIMES!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Time to go to pit road!

Chick's ptty: That's it you're suspended.

Chick Hicks: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ken Squier: And Chick Hicks is suspended! He will be fired for the rest of the season! His career will come to an end!

(lap 68)

PlayStation crew cheif: Get behind the 24 car!

Alloy Wilson: I'm doing it! (drafts on Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3, and Alloy Wilson drafting on Jeff Gorvette!

Spike: And he's W.J Light's rival since 1985! Lat year, Alloy has the new PlayStation look replacing the Sony Vaio one!

PlayStation crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Alloy Wilson: Oh yeah! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Alloy Wilson passes Jeff Gorvette on the inside and will lead lap 68!

(lap 71)

Rusty Wallace: Kyle Trackson, give me a push so I'll get back in the lead!

Kyle Trackson: Ok! (pushes Rusty Wallace)

Chick Hicks: I DON'T THINK SO! (turns Kyle Trackson)

Ken Squier: We hav!e trouble be hind the leaders! Kyle Trackson spins and takes out Alloy Wilson, W.J Lights, Murray Blamer and Chuck Armstrong!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Just 2 right side tires and 1 can of fuel!

Ray Reverham: Ok! You have to win this race!

(9 laps later)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is the new leader, and we're coming on the restart!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to win this!

(lap 120)

Ken Squier: It's lap 120, and Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead! His friend, Dale Earnhardt in 2nd place!

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt's know as the Intiminator because he does a bump-n-run on a lost of cars, and mostly the bad ones like Chick hicks and Eugene Carburaski!

Spike: If Chick hicks wrecks Dale Earnhardt then I will be disappointing that Chick will also wreck Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Dale Earnhardt drafts on Jeff Gorvette while Jeff holds with him as they're about to fight for the lead!

Ray Reverham: Ready to go to the pits?

Jeff Gorvette: Yes, cheif! (drives to pit road)

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette drives to pit road, and Dale Earnhardt leads lap 120!

Ken Squier: It's lap 121, and Jeff Gorvette is in his pits!

Pinkie: And that will be two right side tires only! No left side tires! No left side tires!

Ned Carrett: It would be a fast pit stop!

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're out!

Jeff Gorvette: Must speed up!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette exits his pits, AND HE'S BACK IN THE RACE!

Ken Squier: Now Jeff Gorvette will have a big chance to stay on the lead lap!

Ned Carrett: And Dale Earnhardt is still in the lead!

Ken Squier: Now Dale Earnhardt has the momentum and will complete lap 121! It's lap 122, and Dale Earnhardt is still in the lead! Billy Oilchanger is right behind him in 2nd!

Spike: Meanwhile, Jeff Gorvette is currently in 9th! But he has to pass 8 more cars to take the lead!

Ned Carrett: Billy Oilchanger trying to take the lead, but Dale Earnhardt holds him as they're heading to turn 3!

Ken Squier: Billy Oilchanger is doing well this season! His first good season was in 1991 where he got his first win, and now since 1991, he's very good!

Octane Gain crew cheif: Go to the inside of the 3 car!

Billy Oilchanger: Ok! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Ned Carrett: Billy Oilchanger is in the inside, and takes the lead from Earnhardt!

Ken Squier: Billy Oilchanger leads lap 122! It's lap 123 and Billy Oilchanger is the leader this race! Dale Earnhardt in 2nd, and Darrell Cartrip running in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: And Darrell Cartrip is about to go by Dale Earnhardt on the inside! And these two are battling for 2nd place!

Spike: Billy Oilchanger in the lead while Darrell Cartrip is about to take 2nd away,

Ken Squier: And he does! Darrell is gonna challange the leader, Billy Oilchanger!

Ned Carrett: Let's see if Darrell is gonna pass him!

Spike: I hope Darrell takes the lead!

DWstore.com crew cheif: Go inside the 58 car!

Darrell Cartrip: Ok! (passes Billy Oilchanger)

Ned Carrett: Darrell Cartrip looks to the inside, AND PASSES BILLY OILCHANGER!

Ken Squier: Darrell Cartrip holds Billy Oilchanger of the challange and will complete lap number 123! It's now lap 124, and Darrell Cartrip has the lead with Billy Oilchanger in 2nd, and the mean yellow car, Johnathan Melter has done a bump-n-run on Dale Earnhardt and is now in 3rd!

Johnathan Melter: HA HA AH! SPOILED LOSER! (does a bump-n-run on Billy Oilchanger)

Billy Oilchanger: Oh no!

Spike: Johnathan Melter has now done a bump-n-run on Billy Oilchanger! He's now gonna challange on Darrell Cartrip!

Ned Carrett: This is gonna get ugly here, and that mean yellow car, Johnathan is gonna do a bump-n-run on Darrell Cartrip!

Johnathan Melter: Screw you Dumble Craptrip! (does a bump-n-run on Darrell Cartrip)

Darrell Cartrip: WHY DID YOU DO THAT AGAIN!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks does a bump-n-run on Darrell Cartrip and takes the lead! Johnathan will lead lap 124!

(3 laps later)

Ned Carrett: They're heading to turn 4! Chick Hicks in the lead with Jeff Gorvette right behind him!

Jeff Gorvette: SCREW YOU, CHICK HICKS! YOU'RE THE MEAN YELLOW CAR (does a bump-n-run on Johnathan Melter)

Johnathan Melter: ARGH!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does a bump-n-run and now takes the lead! He'll lead lap 128!

(lap 140)

Ken Squier: They're heading to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette keeps the lead with Rowley Boltstrike right behind him!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette trying to hold Rowley Boltstrike from the lead! Hit hasn't been a long time for Rowley to take the lead!

Spike: Rowley wants to get his 2nd career win!

OOR crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Rowley Boltstrike: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Rowley Boltstrike goes to the inside, and passes him! He now has the lead again!

Ken Squier: Rowley Boltstrike will lead lap 140!

(lap 184)

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside of the 30 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Time to take the lead again! (passes Rowley Boltstrike)

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette takes the lead back from the rookie!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 184!

(lap 188)

OOR crew cheif: Go to the outside!

Rowley Boltstrike: Outside? Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Rowely Boltstrike is using the outside insidead of the inside!

Pinkie: And He takes the lead again!

Ken Squier: Rowley Boltstrike holds Jef fGorvette to the flag and will lead lap 188!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And Rolwey Boltstrike gets his 2nd career win!

Rowely Boltstrike: Yes! 2 wins in my rookie year!

Jeff Gorvette: Awsome! That's very empresive!

Dale Earnhardt: Good job, my rookie teammate!

Rowley Boltstrike: Thanks guys!