Linda

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> * Bomb Corp.
> * Bomb Corp. (Casual Friday)
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> Linda
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> Bomb Corp.
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> Sarah Maher
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> *"DARN IT! I'm out of paperclips!"*
>  - Linda, Bomb Corp..
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**Linda** is a character/Jackbox hostess voiced by Sarah Maher. She made her debut in The Jackbox Party Pack 2 as a side character in Bomb Corp. and as the hostess of Bomb Corp.'s The Grind game mode. He hasn't reappeared in a Jackbox title since.

## Appearances

### Bomb Corp.

Linda first appeared in Bomb Corp. as a supervisor, and while technically not the boss, believes that the new intern (the players) should still do what she says [TalkshowExport 94239]. She does host in Bomb Corp.'s The Grind mode, *even if she does just stand there and watch* [TalkshowExport 91009].

## Design

She has tanned skin and auburn hair styled into a neck length bob. She has black eyes and sports fuchsia colored lipstick. She wears a long sleeved dark navy business dress with a puffy dove grey blouse underneath, dark navy leggings and matching heels. She always carries her clipboard around. During Casual Friday, she, begrudgingly [TalkshowExport 97198], wears an oversized yellow t-shirt with a grey heart decal, fishnet leggings, and black heels.

## Trivia

* She brought corn relish to the office potluck that nobody liked [TalkshowExport 89500], she through it was good *REGARDLESS* of what everybody else thinks [TalkshowExport 89501], she doesn't even think anybody even TRIED it [TalkshowExport 89503]. In fact: she's more surprised more people touched a bomb than her corn relish. [TalkshowExport 89506]
	+ There where three (3) types of peppers in her corn relish. [TalkshowExport 89502]
	+ Her grandmother won a blue ribbon for that corn relish recipe. [TalkshowExport 89505]
	+ There's still plenty of that corn relish in the fridge in case anybody wants it [TalkshowExport 89504], yet she doesn't think anybody deserves it. [TalkshowExport 89507]
* She considers her spreadsheets her kids. [TalkshowExport 89508]
* She hasn't missed a day of work in 15 years. [TalkshowExport 89510]
* Coffee is her only friend. [TalkshowExport 89511]
* Her favorite post-it notes are the pink ones. [TalkshowExport 89515]
* She considers fire drills pretty exciting, but not as much as watching someone defuse a bomb. [TalkshowExport 89516]
* She's the type of person to use the popcorn setting for popcorn. [TalkshowExport 89517]
	+ Word of advice: do not use the popcorn setting for popcorn, it will char it to ash.
* She is nothing without work [TalkshowExport 89518] and has nothing to look forward to when she goes home. [TalkshowExport 89538]
* She met Haley Joel Osment. [TalkshowExport 89521]
* She has carpal tunnel due to how hard she works. [TalkshowExport 89523]
* She wishes everyone were vampires so that they could work around the clock. [TalkshowExport 89918]
* She doesn't like being hugged. [TalkshowExport 89919]
* People call her the half-day vigilante [TalkshowExport 89920], probably because she doesn't believe in half-days. [TalkshowExport 89925]
	+ She doesn't believe in ghosts either. [TalkshowExport 89926]
	+ Or friendship, for that matter. [TalkshowExport 89927]
	+ Or letting children speak before they're eleven. [TalkshowExport 89928]
	+ Or dancing *(stupid Footloose...)*. [TalkshowExport 89929]
	+ Or peppermint (she believes it's an EVIL flavor). [TalkshowExport 89930]
* Endless work for her is her heaven, which is probably why she's the hostess of The Grind game mode. [TalkshowExport 91000]
* Meegan's baby kinda scares her. [TalkshowExport 91540] [TalkshowExport 92776]
* Work distracts her from her fear of dying. [TalkshowExport 93576]
* She doesn't have kids. [TalkshowExport 93581]
* Her favorite font is Times New Roman. [TalkshowExport 93582]
* People say she yells too much. [TalkshowExport 93752]
* She thinks we would be better off if the government installed high-tech tracking devices in our brains. [TalkshowExport 93753]
* She keeps a file on when everyone leaves. [TalkshowExport 93755]
* She has an enemies list of people who worked at Bomb Corp. dating back to 1986. [TalkshowExport 93757]
	+ Gavin is a part of that list.
* Meegan assumes that she was a pelican in her past life. [TalkshowExport 93758]
* She created a new formula in Excel to add her tax data for the last three years automatically. [TalkshowExport 94068]
* She's not technically the boss, but she still believes that the players should do what she says. [TalkshowExport 94239]
* She *likes* to get into other people's business. [TalkshowExport 94240]
* She doesn't want her authority questioned. [TalkshowExport 94241]
* She's not a people person. [TalkshowExport 94242]
* She's allergic to dogs. [TalkshowExport 94258]
* Her parents never celebrated her birthday. [TalkshowExport 94264]
	+ She swears she turned out just fine, but her tears state otherwise.
* She likes it when her bosses rule with an iron fist. [TalkshowExport 94271]
* The concept of Meegan being the new boss is a nightmare for her. [TalkshowExport 94272]
* She knowns how many pens are in the building at any given time. [TalkshowExport 94280]