DaBest

> **"I am cringe, but I am free"**
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The following article explains the living abomination known as DaBest in great detail.

DaBest is an NPC often found wandering the lame cats village. He has a spawn rate of 31.41592% and will act as the equivalent to a party member or follower for the day.

## Biographical information

### Date of birth

28 august 2004; however, evidence that says differently exists in the form of accounts on websites.

### Date of death

Went missing on 14 january 2048, presumed dead

## Appearances

### Debut

First met a member of the LCV on 12 march 2020

## Characteristics

### Times of relaxation

DaBest can often be found lazing about in his natural habitat, that being the room in which he sleeps. This relaxing comes in many lame forms; below a list of techniques used by DaBest relaxes his mind and body.

1. Playing story-driven games that require little to no brainpower such as, but not limited to, Bayonetta, Hollow Knight, Ghost of Tsushima, and Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle.
2. Finding a new YouTube rabbidhole to explore or re-entering one he has already doven into once before.
3. Watching anime shows or reading popular manga titles.

### Personality

DaBest is quiet a reserved character, but will loosen up when with his friends. At times, he loosens up too much, causing him to lie awake in bed, agonizing over the cringe that his brain brings his attention to.

## Backstory

Once upon a time, a young boy came home from school, eager to play the game he has gradually improved in over the course of the past year or so. Upon arrival, he suppressed his desires and swiftly did his homework. Afterwards, he sat down on the couch and turned the console on. His excitement could barely be contained, as he was about to go online in "Super Smash Brothers. Ultimate". Lately, he has taken a liking to the 'Public Arena' feature, allowing him to play against many people and learning a lot from them. At times he was kicked from the 'Arena' with no apparent reason, and at times he was done with the people he played against, as they were a skill level or two above him. This phenomenon is what is called 'Arena-hopping' (term coined by the editor). As the saying goes: "If you knock on every door asking to see Satan, eventually he will show himself." Thus, he met a Ness-main by the name of Newton Everleigh Orville, also known as N.E.O. This encounter changed his fate, as this may have been the first time the young boy was seen raging at this children's party game. On one side of the stage was the toxic Ness, controlled by Newton Everleigh Orville; on the other side a respectable Samus, controlled by this sweet, young boy. The young boy had his ass handed to him. Upon closer inspection of this filthy Ness-main's account, the young boy used his 400 IQ brain to deduce a 'Discord-tag' from the hidden code in the player's name. Thanks to the new trend called the 'coronavirus', the young boy was forced to follow his classes online every other day, so to circumvent paying attention in class, he used this application called 'Discord' to play games such as, but not limited to, 'Golf With Friends' with his friends. Having 'Discord' already installed on both his mobile telephone and his laptop, the young boy sent out a friend request to this mysterious player. After a couple days worth of little itty bitty fragments of conversation through text, the young boy was invited to join a server created by N.E.O. In this server, the young boy met a multitude of new people and became friends with them. Next, the editor would like to coin another new term defining the phenomenon that happened next. I will call it: 'Server-hopping'. Over the course of time, the young boy had seen as many as 6 different servers and had eventually settled in 3. One of these is now known as The Lame Cats Village.

## Relationships

Neo: Like a Buccerati to him.

Gekko: Like a Fugo to him.

WearyVoyage: Like a Mysta to him.

Dale: Like a Giorno to him.

GluttonousT: Like a Narancia to him, minus the dumb.

DaBest should be viewed as Abacchio in all of the above.

## Trivia

* Due to his quiet lifestyle, DaBest has mastered the art of ninjaism and moves as silently as the night.
* #1 in degeneracy in and around the LCV region.
* The one thing hindering the true ninja inside him, is the fact that when using his left ankle joint, it tends to make the well-known sound one can hear when cracking joints. DaBest can force it to.