recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
พระยาพหลพลพยุหเสนา (พจน์ พหลโยธิน)

* เกิด: 29 มีนาคม พ.ศ. 2430
* เสียชีวิต: 14 กุมภาพันธ์ พ.ศ. 2490
* อายุ 700149000000000000049 ปี 7002322000000000000322 วัน
* ประเทศที่เป็นพลเมือง: ประเทศไทย
* อาชีพ: นักการเมือง
* **นายกรัฐมนตรีไทย คนที่ 2**

 **เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์** | * เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์จุลจอมเกล้า ชั้นปฐมจุลจอมเกล้า (ป.จ.)0(ฝ่ายหน้า)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันเป็นที่เชิดชูยิ่งช้างเผือก ชั้นมหาปรมาภรณ์ช้างเผือก (ม.ป.ช.)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันมีเกียรติยศยิ่งมงกุฎไทย ชั้นมหาวชิรมงกุฏ (ม.ว.ม.)
* *ขออภัย คุณอาจใส่ค่าไม่ถูกต้อง กรุณาตรวจสอบอักษรย่อของเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์ได้ที่ลิงก์นี้* (หากข้อความนี้ยังแสดงผลอยู่ กรุณาแก้ไขแม่แบบ **{{เครื่องราช}}** ให้ถูกต้อง)0(21 กันยายน 2477)
* *ขออภัย คุณอาจใส่ค่าไม่ถูกต้อง กรุณาตรวจสอบอักษรย่อของเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์ได้ที่ลิงก์นี้* (หากข้อความนี้ยังแสดงผลอยู่ กรุณาแก้ไขแม่แบบ **{{เครื่องราช}}** ให้ถูกต้อง)
 **การร่วมสงคราม** | สงครามโลกครั้งที่ 2

พระยามโนปกรณ์นิติธาดา (1-3) | **พระยาพหลพลพยุหเสนา** (1-5)

**รัชกาลที่ 8**

**รัชกาลที่ 9**

**รัชกาลที่ 10**
ประยุทธ์ จันทร์โอชา(1-2) | เศรษฐา ทวีสิน
ควง อภัยวงศ์

* เกิด: 17 พฤษภาคม พ.ศ. 2445
* เสียชีวิต: 15 มีนาคม พ.ศ. 2511
* อายุ 700165000000000000065 ปี 7002303000000000000303 วัน
* ประเทศที่เป็นพลเมือง: ประเทศไทย
* อาชีพ: นักการเมือง
* **นายกรัฐมนตรีไทย คนที่ 4**

 **เครื่องราช** | * เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์จุลจอมเกล้า ชั้นปฐมจุลจอมเกล้า (ป.จ.)0(ฝ่ายหน้า)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันเป็นที่เชิดชูยิ่งช้างเผือก ชั้นมหาปรมาภรณ์ช้างเผือก (ม.ป.ช.)0(2488)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันมีเกียรติยศยิ่งมงกุฎไทย ชั้นประถมาภรณ์มงกุฎไทย (ป.ม.)
* เหรียญรัตนาภรณ์ รัชกาลที่ 8 ชั้นที่ 1 (อ.ป.ร.1)
* เหรียญรัตนาภรณ์ รัชกาลที่ 9 ชั้นที่ 1 (ภ.ป.ร.1)
สุจินดา คราประยูร

* เกิด: 6 สิงหาคม พ.ศ. 2476

* อายุ 700190000000000000090 ปี 7002179000000000000179 วัน
* ประเทศที่เป็นพลเมือง: ประเทศไทย
* อาชีพ: นักการเมือง
* **นายกรัฐมนตรีไทย คนที่ 19**

 **เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์** | * เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันเป็นที่เชิดชูยิ่งช้างเผือก ชั้นมหาปรมาภรณ์ช้างเผือก (ม.ป.ช.)0(2532)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันมีเกียรติยศยิ่งมงกุฎไทย ชั้นมหาวชิรมงกุฏ (ม.ว.ม.)0(2531)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์จุลจอมเกล้า ชั้นทุติยจุลจอมเกล้าวิเศษ0(ฝ่ายหน้า)0(2535)
* *ขออภัย คุณอาจใส่ค่าไม่ถูกต้อง กรุณาตรวจสอบอักษรย่อของเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์ได้ที่ลิงก์นี้* (หากข้อความนี้ยังแสดงผลอยู่ กรุณาแก้ไขแม่แบบ **{{เครื่องราช}}** ให้ถูกต้อง)0(2531)
* เหรียญลูกเสือสดุดี ชั้นที่ 1
* เหรียญชัยสมรภูมิ กรณีสงครามเวียดนาม (เครื่องหมายเปลวระเบิด)
* เหรียญรัตนาภรณ์ รัชกาลที่ 9 ชั้นที่ 3 (ภ.ป.ร.3)0(2534)
* เหรียญราชการชายแดน
* เหรียญพิทักษ์เสรีชน (ส.ช.) ชั้นที่ 2 ประเภทที่ 2

1. ↑ ประกาศสำนักนายกรัฐมนตรี เรื่อง พระราชทานเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์ (ชั้นสายสะพาย)เล่ม ๑๐๖ ตอน ๒๑๔ ง ฉบับพิเศษ ๔ ธันวาคม พ.ศ. ๒๕๓๒ หน้า ๑

พระยามโนปกรณ์นิติธาดา (1-3) | พระยาพหลพลพยุหเสนา (1-5)

**รัชกาลที่ 8**

**รัชกาลที่ 9**

**รัชกาลที่ 10**
ประยุทธ์ จันทร์โอชา(1-2) | เศรษฐา ทวีสิน
เจ้าพระยายมราช (ปั้น สุขุม)

* เกิด: 15 กรกฎาคม พ.ศ. 2405
* เสียชีวิต: 30 ธันวาคม พ.ศ. 2481
* อายุ 700176000000000000076 ปี 7002168000000000000168 วัน
* ประเทศที่เป็นพลเมือง: สยาม
* **ผู้สำเร็จราชการแทนพระองค์ในพระบาทสมเด็จพระเจ้าอยู่หัวอานันทมหิดล**
* **อดีตเสนาบดีกระทรวงโยธาธิการ**
* **อดีตเสนาบดีกระทรวงนครบาล**

 **สถานที่เกิด** | จังหวัดสุพรรณบุรี0ประเทศไทย
Vanguard

## Description

Vanguard is one of the troubleshooter groups in Atla.

An elite squadron of soldiers returned from service in the Tartan Wastes, the Vanguard enjoy adventure and taking action rather than thinking for even a second. While Sgt Ivana‘s eager, well-meaning thoughtlessness might be better suited to the frontier, she makes up for what she lacks in strategy with sheer tenacity.
พระยามโนปกรณ์นิติธาดา

* เกิด: 15 กรกฎาคม พ.ศ. 2427
* เสียชีวิต: 1 ตุลาคม พ.ศ. 2491
* อายุ 700164000000000000064 ปี 700178000000000000078 วัน
* ประเทศที่เป็นพลเมือง: ประเทศไทย
* อาชีพ: นักการเมือง
* **นายกรัฐมนตรีคนที่ 1 ของไทย**

 **ศาสนา** | พุทธ

 **วิกิพีเดีย** | พระยามโนปกรณ์นิติธาดา

**พระยามโนปกรณ์นิติธาดา** (1-3) | พระยาพหลพลพยุหเสนา (1-5)

**รัชกาลที่ 8**

**รัชกาลที่ 9**

**รัชกาลที่ 10**
ประยุทธ์ จันทร์โอชา(1-2) | เศรษฐา ทวีสิน
Abdullah K

```
   The Roman Empire (Latin: Imperium Rōmānum; Classical Latin: [ɪmˈpɛ.ri.ũːm roːˈmaː.nũːm]) was the post-Republican period of the ancient Roman civilization, characterized by government headed by emperors and large territorial holdings around the Mediterranean Sea in Europe, Africa and Asia. The 500-year-old republic which preceded it was severely destabilized in a series of civil wars and political conflict, during which Julius Caesar was appointed as perpetual dictator and then assassinated in 44 BC. Civil wars and executions continued, culminating in the victory of Octavian, Caesar's adopted son, over Mark Antony and Cleopatra at the Battle of Actium in 31 BC and the annexation of Egypt. Octavian's power was now unassailable and in 27 BC the Roman Senate formally granted him overarching power and the new title Augustus, effectively marking the end of the Roman Republic.

```

The imperial successor to the Republic lasted approximately 500 years. The first two centuries of the Empire's existence were a period of unprecedented political stability and prosperity known as the Pax Romana, or "Roman Peace". Following Octavian's victory, the size of the Empire was dramatically increased. After the assassination of Caligula in 41, the Senate briefly considered restoring the republic, but the Praetorian Guard proclaimed Claudius Emperor instead. Under Claudius, the Empire underwent its first major expansion since Augustus. After Claudius' successor, Nero, committed suicide in 68, the Empire suffered a period of brief civil wars, as well as a concurrent major rebellion in Judea, during which four different legionary generals were proclaimed Emperor. Vespasian emerged triumphant in 69, establishing the Flavian dynasty, before being succeeded by his son Titus, who opened the Colosseum shortly after the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius. His short reign was followed by the long reign of his brother Domitian, who was eventually assassinated. The Senate then appointed the first of the Five Good Emperors. The Empire reached its greatest extent under Trajan, the second in this line.

And in conclusive that is my information
Harrietus

```
  Name of goddess/god: Harrietus
  goddess/god of: Music and beauty
  Interesting facts:

```

```
- Harrietus has a twin sister, Nikkitus, who is the goddess of dance and beauty.
- Harrietus has a mother, who is Forjemus, she is the goddess of love (even though there
  is already a roman goddess of love! But it doesn't really matter)!
- Harrietus has a father, who is Altenus, he is the god of strength(don't know if there is
  a god of strength already. Whatever).
- Harrietus has a baby brother, who is Jamius, he is the god of cuteness(I know what your
  thinking he must be really cut and adorable. Well, he is cute and adorable)!
- Harrietus was born in a beauty salon, in July 26th,1995 B.C
- Harrietus's voice is so loud and beautiful that you can hear her voice from 10 miles away.
- Harrietus can attract all sorts of animals with her magnificent voice!

```
ประยุทธ์ จันทร์โอชา

* เกิด: 21 มีนาคม พ.ศ. 2497

* อายุ 700169000000000000069 ปี 7002317000000000000317 วัน
* ประเทศที่เป็นพลเมือง: ประเทศไทย
* อาชีพ: นักการเมือง
* **องคมนตรี**
* **นายกรัฐมนตรีไทยคนที่ 29**
* **อดีตประธานคณะรักษาความสงบแห่งชาติ**

 **เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์** | * เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันเป็นที่เชิดชูยิ่งช้างเผือก ชั้นมหาปรมาภรณ์ช้างเผือก (ม.ป.ช.)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันมีเกียรติยศยิ่งมงกุฎไทย ชั้นมหาวชิรมงกุฏ (ม.ว.ม.)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์จุลจอมเกล้า ชั้นตติยจุลจอมเกล้าวิเศษ
* *ขออภัย คุณอาจใส่ค่าไม่ถูกต้อง กรุณาตรวจสอบอักษรย่อของเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์ได้ที่ลิงก์นี้* (หากข้อความนี้ยังแสดงผลอยู่ กรุณาแก้ไขแม่แบบ **{{เครื่องราช}}** ให้ถูกต้อง)
* เหรียญพิทักษ์เสรีชน (ส.ช.) ชั้นที่ 2 ประเภทที่ 1
* *ขออภัย คุณอาจใส่ค่าไม่ถูกต้อง กรุณาตรวจสอบอักษรย่อของเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์ได้ที่ลิงก์นี้* (หากข้อความนี้ยังแสดงผลอยู่ กรุณาแก้ไขแม่แบบ **{{เครื่องราช}}** ให้ถูกต้อง)

พระยามโนปกรณ์นิติธาดา (1-3) | พระยาพหลพลพยุหเสนา (1-5)

**รัชกาลที่ 8**

**รัชกาลที่ 9**

**รัชกาลที่ 10**
**ประยุทธ์ จันทร์โอชา**(1-2) | เศรษฐา ทวีสิน
ชัย ชิดชอบ

* เกิด: 5 เมษายน พ.ศ. 2471
* เสียชีวิต: 24 มกราคม พ.ศ. 2563
* อายุ 700191000000000000091 ปี 7002294000000000000294 วัน
* ประเทศที่เป็นพลเมือง: ประเทศไทย
* อาชีพ: นักการเมือง
* **อดีตประธานรัฐสภาไทย**

 **เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์** | * เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันเป็นที่เชิดชูยิ่งช้างเผือก ชั้นมหาปรมาภรณ์ช้างเผือก (ม.ป.ช.)0(2538)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันมีเกียรติยศยิ่งมงกุฎไทย ชั้นมหาวชิรมงกุฏ (ม.ว.ม.)0(2535)

1. ↑ ประกาศสำนักนายกรัฐมนตรี เรื่อง พระราชทานเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์ (ชั้นสายสะพาย จำนวน ๔,๒๓๘ ราย)
2. ↑ ประกาศสำนักนายกรัฐมนตรี เรื่อง พระราชทานเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์ (ชั้นสายสะพาย)

 **วิกิพีเดีย** | ชัย ชิดชอบ
Wordus

god of lava and words

Wordus is the farther of Saturn.
Wordus has a lava word stick.
He has a sister called Diana.
His enemy is Pluto the god of
the underworld
and and Mars the
god of war.
wordus was born in a volcano.

he lives in a volcano.
wordus has lava minions.
His lava stick the words on it tern people
into stone.
The History of the Roman God Harneratrix

The Roman God Harneratrix is known as one of the fastest Roman Gods ever.

He was chosen by Mercury and when he died he chose to be one of the fastest Roman Gods and was about to be called Mercury but is called Harneratrix. He was alive from 2600-2700.

History and Weapons

His weapons refurbished lightning bolts and blast strokes (when he's charged he blasts people in his way.) You wouldn't want to mess with him. He had one of the most dangerous missions ever.

His Missions Facts

One of his missions was to find the city Rome. He needs food to run or do anything. He's normally quite lazy and loves missions where he has to chase of find villains. It's like a chance for him to get out of town.
Pal

> *"I'm sorry, Miss Snow."*
>
>

## Description

Pal is a (mostly) pacifistic faerie creature, who works with a group of his fellows, operating as troubleshooters.

He and his group competed with Morty's Boyz on the "Why is the water of the lake blue?" quest.

Crispin likes Pal, and even managed to persuade Pal (through vague threats) to teach him a Faerie spell, to record in The Reef.

## Trivia

* Pal and his fellows were created with the specific concept of 'pacifisim' in mind
	+ This might also explain his way of fighting: he can only damage players if they attack them first.
* **Despite this**, Pal attacked Crispin without being provoked during the fight in Robespierre's tower, wounding him as he tried to walk around to get to Robespierre.
Happy Sunshine Orphanage

## Description

Amelie once lived at the orphanage, but later escaped.

The staff includes Benny and Waaltz.

The Orphanage appears to be a front for some nefarious activities, and it is actually fairly difficult to adopt from this orphanage. When Dweezil, Ragna & Sapphire Melody tried to learn more from Benny, they discovered the only way to adopt from this orphanage is to have a referral letter from Lord Copperpot or one of the orphanage's founders; and the founder's list is secret.
Rosin

Name:Rosin
The God/Goddess:Goddess of flowers

Interesting Facts:
Rosin is biotfyl and she loved flowers.

Rosin hndid som flowers to her mumu and her dad ous name ali and her mumu name gudoha and her sister name lana and the lettr sister name tala and her lettr brthr name mahmmud. Rosin our sou nies and she lored stories and she
Anya

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The Roman Empire (; was the post-Republican period of the ancient Roman civilization, characterized by government headed by emperors and large territorial holdings around the Mediterranean Sea in Europe, Africa and Asia. The 500-year-old republic which preceded it was severely destabilized in a series of civil wars and political conflict, during which Julius Caesar was appointed as perpetual dictator and then assassinated in 44 BC. Civil wars and executions continued, culminating in the victory of Octavian, Caesar's adopted son, over Mark Antony and Cleopatra at the Battle of Actium in 31 BC and the annexation of Egypt. Octavian's power was now unassailable and in 27 BC the Roman Senate formally granted him overarching power and the new title Augustus, effectively marking the end of the Roman Republic.
Thadius

Thaddeus is the god of storms. he also has a lightning sword witch could light up the entire world. He throws mini storms and it could wipe out the human population. the storms are little but deadly. they can disintegrate any thing or anyone. Thaddeus has only two members of family
left. They are called cloddish and stars. They are both the god of stars and bad luck. Thaddeus
he has only known his mum and dad for 9 years.Thaddeus has along life nemesis. His nemesis is called fosterers he is the god of hatred. Thaddeus hated fosterers so he banished him by destroying his world.
Summer

Name:summer
interesting facts: Summer is the god of seasons . she was born in the river of life. she had no parents so summer had to take care of herself .the river would guide her to. She had a friend was called Maya. Summer had a twin sister called destiny, the god of weather, they didn't get along when they were young ! summers weapon was items from seasons mixed together . Summers enemy was her twin sister.she has long, flowing hair. white skin and shiney black eyes.
Beauty

Name: Beauty
The God/Goddess: Goddess of rainbows

Interesting Facts:
Beauty was the Goddess of rainbows, she was the daughter of Venus and she was born in the sea on the scallop shell. Beauty's weapon was a rainbow key, which can turn into a wand and makes rainbows. When the rain and sun is mixed together, she uses her wand to make a rainbow or two or even three!!
Beauty hated Sana the Goddess of sun, she really hated her when the sun shines at her. Also Beauty had a pet called Bri the white dragon and she loved making dresses, but not only she can make fifty she can make over ten thousand!!
Beauty's parents were called Venus and Cupid, but on her birthday her parents gave her white, beautiful, sparkly wings which she wanted all the time. When Beauty was seventeen, Venus and Cupid decided to give her a white dragon called Bri.
Then Beauty got related to Alexandra the God of animals when she was twenty one and had a twin sister called Rosey and Rose.
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Galaxy

GOD OF:WEATHER
INTRESTING FACT:
Galaxy was the god of weather nobody knows from were he came from.
Galaxy's worst enemy was Apollo the god of sun.
Galaxy can kill anybody easily he can freeze them to death he
can burn them he can do anything he want's.
Galaxy was Vulcan and venus brother.
galaxy ate dead people and drank animals blood.
Rubi

## Description

Rubi is an archer with a magical bow, and works as a sniper for The Crows.

As of Episode 139, Zoë mentioned that due to the injuries Rubi sustained during the battle with Mortyz Boyz, she is in recovery and not participating in any missions.

Due to Zoë's phrasing in Episode 164 - Clear Man-Guage, it is suspected that Rubi may be romantically involved with guilli. (According to Zoë however, it is more complicated than just "they be dating")

## Trivia

* Zoë has mentioned on Tumblr that Rubi is transgender.
* Zoë has stated that all of The Crows (except the leader, Jacker) have names that are based on the latin terms for their respective were-animal forms.
	+ Rubi seems the most likely candidate to be a were-moth; it is entirely possible that she's a form of fox moth, considering the visual design that Zoë gave her when they drew her, and the fox moth's latin name: Macrothylacia rubi. however, due to the color scheme, it is also possible that the name refers to the rosy maple moth's latin name: Dryocampa rubicunda.
Necromancy

Necromancy is form of magic that not only focuses on death, decay, and the undead, but also various forms of life force manipulation and resurrection. It was recently learned that while Necromancy isn't outlawed in Atla, it has widely varying degrees of taboo where some burroughs and jurisdictions do not tolerate it's practice, also using Necromancy in certain ways is illegal, and sometimes in court it just boils down to who the judge is.
Mortimer Crim

## Description

Mortimer Crim is a living legend. He's also the player characters' employer, and founder of Morty's Boyz.

During episode 1, Crim was described as "Fabio as a warrior". He's *"a dark man, with a grizzled beard, and a thick forest of chest hair"*.

Ragna started the campaign as a *huge* fan of Mortimer Crim.

Crim operates out of his headquarters in Helm.
Episode 9 – We Need Water

> *Well we got 9 episodes in before lighting everything on fire! That sounds like a success to me, though hopefully Shira doesn’t end up being a part of that “everything. With the group all together again, can they punch a fire into submission? Well they certainly will try!*
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## Quick Recap

### Players

Christian(DM), Brittney(Ragna), John(Shira), Raphael(Dweezil), Roxanne(Lolani), Vinny(Crispin), Ron(Lee Bronne)

### Current Quest

Get Crims' Money

"Episode 9 - We Need Water" is the ninth episode of the Pretend Wizards Podcast.

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## Trivia

* This Episode aired on the 12th May, 2014
Nikkitus

Name: Nikkitus
God \ Goddess of :Dance and Beauty [goddess]
Intresting facts :

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- Nikkitus has a twin sister named Harrietus goddess of music and beauty .
- Her mother is called Forjemus the goddess of love .
- Her father is called Altenus the god of strength.
- Her brother is called Jamius god of cutness.
- Nikkitus was born in 1995 bc July 26 , in a beauty salon whilst listning to music .
- Her weapon was a dancing monkey that shoots fireballs out of mouth and eyes .
- Her hair could change into snakes if you were in the wrong.
- She was 2nd famous in the land and also the prettiest along with her sister , mother , father and baby brother Jamius .

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Warforged (race)

Zoë has created a slightly different background story for the Warforged race, compared to the original D&D setting, as she mentioned in this comment on Tumblr:

*Normally, Warforged are part of the Eberron setting for D&D, which I know very very little about, since I haven’t really played any of the D&D games and I don’t really run modules.*
*In this world, they’re an important part of the history of Atla, and based more around the myth of the Golem. The Tartan Wastes, once the Tartan Wilds, was a vast wilderness of untamed magic. Elves, fairies and dragons thrived unchecked in a forest more magic than not, a place made of half dreams, mystery, and whispers. However, Atla’s rapid expansion required resources, and the sly among them knew the best way to conquer sorcery was with sorcery. And so the Warforged Legions were born, soldiers to cut back the brush and burn away the hills. Once rare tools used in conflict between wizard kings, suddenly these automatons were produced in huge quantities to battle a more primeval force. With their war won however, and the slowing of Atla’s expansion, many of these veterans find themselves with idle hands, purposeless and adrift in the now civilized world.*
Several Warforged have appeared in the campaign, including Sapphire Melody, Hugo Hans, and The Trolleyman.
Dr. Pulpo

> *"Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-ha-ha-ha-ha!"*
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## Description

A constantly chuckling merfolk potion merchant currently residing in the basin.

Pulpo has been mentioned to have connections with The Crows

For some inexplicable reason, Sapphire Melody trusts Dr Pulpo Completely. it makes you question her priorities.

## Goods

in the past, the good doctor has sold to the party:

- A strange glowing healing potion to Sapphire Melody.

- A "hard to focus on" potion Sapphire Melody.

- A large "T" shaped cookie of Truth-serum to Dweezil Zappa

## Trivia

* Zoë has mentioned in a mail bag that Dr Pulpo is Drawn and based off of a squid.
Amelie

> *"Quote here"*
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## Description

Amelie is an albino street urchin who appeared in Ragna's cottage, allegedly after having escaped the vile clutches of Mrs. Nesbitt.

Amelie used to live at the Happy Sunshine Orphanage, until she managed to escape.

Amelie has sought asylum with Don Via, and is currently under her protection. Ragna and the rest of Morty's Boyz found her in Don Via's care in episode 74.

## Trivia

* Amelie possesses a communication marble
City of Atla

> *"The setting is the city-country of Atla, a massive city stretching around the Atlan bay. It's mostly a trade city, it's grown from just one small capital city into its own country. It takes two weeks to walk from one side to the other, and it's filled with more people than you could ever count! (Because you're stupid.) The government has no way to constantly maintain peace in a city so large, and [...] a need has arisen for troubleshooters, men and women at arms who can get things done."*
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## Description

The campaign takes place in the City of Atla, which is divided in a number of districts and boroughs, including Central Atla, The Wall, The Tartan Quarter, Lower Bailey, Helm, Little Occam, Loggerspoole and Mayfield.

Zoë described Atla in Episode 1 – Breakfast Meal.

## Trivia

* Although "*It takes two weeks to walk from one side to the other*", for gameplay reasons, traveling from any Borough into another takes 30 minutes.
Troubleshooter Groups

The City of Atla is rife with adventurers, or "troubleshooters" as they're more commonly (and euphemistically) known:

*"The government has no way to constantly maintain peace in a city so large, and [...] a need has arisen for troubleshooters, men and women at arms who can get things done."*
Morty's Boyz, the player characters, are a group of troubleshooters employed by the legendary Mortimer Crim.

Several NPC troubleshooter gangs have been encountered or rumoured during the course of the campaign:

* B&B.
* The Crows.
* Dawn's Knights.
* Jack Honey & Sweets.

* Pal and his Fey brethren.
* Rudos.

* Seventh Eye.
* Vanguard.
The Current

This item is currently owned by Lolani Arbor. It was a gift from the Each-Uisge, as a reward for saving the kelpies.

The Current is a chakram, an incredibly smooth and hard, featureless disc made from a glittering silvery metal. It's perfectly balanced, a little bit larger than an average person's head, with a hole in the middle and an edge that isn't sharp.

The Current can be used as a regular chakram, dealing 1d6 damage (plus Dex bonus), with the added benefit of returning to the wielder's hand after each use. When Lolani experimented with it, by throwing it at Ragna, she discovered that it stuck to Ragna's bulky chest; whenever a target is hit by The Current, the wielder can choose to either call it back normally, or - if the wielder is a monk - spend a Ki point to pull the target off their feet, potentially striking another target with the weight of their body. If the wielder doesn't immediately call The Current back to them after hitting someone with it, the target can attempt to remove it by forfeiting their attack, and spending their turn pulling it off of them.
Chesna

During the mailbag session at the of episode 48, *The Grand Great Council Hall*, Zoë shared some details about one of the nations outside of Atla:

*"Chesna is a semi-functioning anarchistic society, based entirely around kung fu movies. It is called "the Blade Nation", because it extends from the coast, deep into the country, but it's not very wide. Thousands of years ago, the original Chesna the Red basically took his army and wanted to see how far he could conquer in one direction before he was forced to stop, and that was the birth of the country. There is no real standing government, only a standing army to make sure nobody else can take over Chesna and impose law. It is a place ruled by might."*
Lolani Arbor is a native of Chesna.
Morty's Boyz

## Description

The campaign began when the player characters were recruited by Mortimer Crim to join his new company of troubleshooters.

The original roster consisted of:

* Crispin Ascalon
* Dweezil Zappa
* Lee Bronne
* Lolani Arbor
* Ragna the Red
* Shira Snow

## Rooster Changes

When Lolani left the group (and the city) due to a conflict of interests, Roxanne rolled up a new character, Sapphire Melody, who were hired by Crim to replace Lolani.

They've received a number of missions over the course of the campaign:

* Their first "job" was to go to the Two-For-One and pay Crim's rent.
* They then took a job from a little girl named Molly Baker to find out why the Lake was Blue.
* In episode 41, they decided to help Cyprus Copperpot solve the question of why his family didn't love him anymore. They could also have chosen to help a kid do his homework in Mafic Road, or clean up the trash in the Tartan Quarter.

## Trivia

* The Group was unnamed until EPISODE HERE, when CHARACTER came up with the name "Mortiy's Boyz (with a z)"
Episode 5 – Jack Honey and Sweets

> *The players come up with a plan to pay the rent that may or may not involve ransacking their boss's home, Lolani goes on a rampage in a toy store, and a new hero joins the fray!*
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## Quick Recap

### Players

Christian(DM), Brittney(Ragna), John(Shira), Raphael(Dweezil), Roxanne(Lolani), Vinny(Crispin), Ron(Lee Bronne)

### Current Quest

Get Crims' Money

"Episode 5 - Jack Honey and Sweets" is the fourth episode of the Pretend Wizards Podcast.

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## Trivia

* This Episode aired on the 12th May, 2014
* This Episode marks the début of Ron and his Character, Lee Bronne.
	+ Ron is (as of now) the only player that did not début in the Pilot Episode.
Sapphire Melody

*Sapphire Melody sounds like she might be a pastel pony, but she’s actually a creepy war forged that’s kind of cute in a way. She doesn’t need to eat or sleep or breathe, which makes her even creepier. We don’t know too much about her yet, other than she likes money and she has no qualms with getting her hands dirty. Dirty with BLOOD. dun dun dun!*-- Official Character Page

Past
Sapphire Melody's past is shrouded in mystery—no one knows exactly how old she is, who made her, where she comes from, or much of anything else. She simply took up residence in an abandoned building of Little Occam one day and was recruited by Mortimer Crim soon after. It was revealed that she was created along with a masculine warforged named Spinel Key and an androgynous warforged named Topaz Tempo—the three of them forming a "complete set".
Involvement
murder. WIP.
Personality
It appears as though if Sapphire Melody promises something she will have to fulfill it even if it's harmful to her goals.
she kills ppl. WIP

Trivia
* Sapphire Melody uses a smallish purse to store her equipment, which was discussed on Roxanne's Tumblr
* Her blood is blue.
* Roxanne has posted photos of her own version of Sapphire Melody's spellbook on Tumblr. It was current as of episode 72.
* Fan theories on Sapphire's mother range from her being a dragon to being associated with fairies and everything in between. The true answer is [REDACTED].
* She's over 320 years old.

Quotes
* *"A quote goes here."*—Source
NPCs

NPCs ('Non-Player-Characters') are people, animals, sentient objects and otherwise noteworthy beings encountered over the course of the Atla Campaign. Sometimes they're silly, othertimes serious, but one thing they all have in common is that they're useless.
List of NPCs (by Location)
Helm

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Loggerspoole

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Mayfield

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* amet...

Tartan Quarter

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Mafic Road

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Hadestown

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List of NPCs (by Quest)
Why is the lake blue?
(Sidequest) Resurrecting the Jewel of Loggerspoole
Why doesn't my family love me?
Take out the trash
(Sidequest) Saving the Happy Sunshine Orphanage
Help me with my homework
Mafic Road

## Description

Mafic Road is a street in Atla. it is shaped like a large Cul-de-sac surrounding a massive rock quarry known as 'The Deep' that is rumored to go all the way down to the middle of the earth itself.

The Sculptors' Guild Hall is located here - indeed, it is a suitable place for people who work with stone, since mafic is a term used to describe "silicate mineral or rock that is rich in magnesium and iron, and hence is a contraction of 'magnesium' and 'ferric'".

K-Jack's secret poison merchant's shop is also located in Mafic Road, and Dr. Shrimp plies his medical trade in the quarries here.
พระบาทสมเด็จพระจุลจอมเกล้าเจ้าอยู่หัว

* พระราชสมภพ: 20 กันยายน พ.ศ. 2396
* เสด็จสวรรคต: 23 ตุลาคม พ.ศ. 2453
* อายุ 700157000000000000057 ปี 700133000000000000033 วัน
* ประเทศที่เป็นพลเมือง: สยาม
* **พระมหากษัตริย์ลำดับที่ 5 แห่งราชวงศ์จักรี**

 **เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์** | * เครื่องขัตติยราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันมีเกียรติคุณรุ่งเรืองยิ่งมหาจักรีบรมราชวงศ์ (ม.จ.ก.)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันเป็นโบราณมงคลนพรัตนราชวราภรณ์ (น.ร.)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์จุลจอมเกล้า ชั้นปฐมจุลจอมเกล้าวิเศษ (ป.จ.ว.)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันเป็นที่เชิดชูยิ่งช้างเผือก ชั้นมหาปรมาภรณ์ช้างเผือก (ม.ป.ช.)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันมีเกียรติยศยิ่งมงกุฎไทย ชั้นมหาวชิรมงกุฏ (ม.ว.ม.)
* เหรียญดุษฎีมาลา เข็มราชการในพระองค์ และ เหรียญดุษฎีมาลา เข็มราชการแผ่นดิน
* *ขออภัย คุณอาจใส่ค่าไม่ถูกต้อง กรุณาตรวจสอบอักษรย่อของเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์ได้ที่ลิงก์นี้* (หากข้อความนี้ยังแสดงผลอยู่ กรุณาแก้ไขแม่แบบ **{{เครื่องราช}}** ให้ถูกต้อง)
* *ขออภัย คุณอาจใส่ค่าไม่ถูกต้อง กรุณาตรวจสอบอักษรย่อของเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์ได้ที่ลิงก์นี้* (หากข้อความนี้ยังแสดงผลอยู่ กรุณาแก้ไขแม่แบบ **{{เครื่องราช}}** ให้ถูกต้อง)
* เหรียญรัตนาภรณ์ รัชกาลที่ 4 ชั้นที่ 1 (ม.ป.ร.1)
* เหรียญราชรุจิ รัชกาลที่ 5
Dr. Senjer

## Description

This ominous medical practitioner appears to be implicated in a number of seedy activities involving improper handling of corpses.

Shira contacted Carillion to acquire his help in locating the mysterious Dr. Senjer. The information cost Shira 200 gold to acquire (which was loaned to her by Crispin), and Carillion's note said Senjer was located beneath "the eye of the Basin". Crispin, Shira and Lee Bronne eventually found Senjer's lab, (which proved to be a very dangerous excursion) and the books Shira took from Senjer's lab suggests that the doctor was involved in the creation of the Midwife, the Water Striders and also experimented on Changelings.

Shira also stole Senjer's pen, and vowed to kill the doctor with it, Lee Bronne took Senjer's tea set and added that he would serve Senjer tea while Shira kills him.
The Bud

Magical fairy ring received from the Bai Ze for completing the quest, "Take out the trash," claimed by Sapphire Melody. It allows her to separate any body part and reattach it. While detached, the user loses an equivalent amount of temporary HP, and if the body part is destroyed, it cannot be restored. The separated body part can see, hear, and move as much as that body part can normally move.
B&B

## Description

B&B is one of the troubleshooter groups in Atla.

An infamous two person team of assassins, Beatrice & Benedict solve problems with violence and murder, exclusively. This is contrast to the fact that they never seem to take any assassination contracts, or even jobs that require combat. Maybe they just feel like everything is so much simpler when you’re just dealing with large piles of crushed meat.

## Trivia

* B&B were one of the possible rival teams in the "Choose your Rival Again!" blog-posts, giving them a chance to go toe-to-toe with Morty's Boyz. They lost the poll to Dawn's Knights (at 97 votes), placing at 49 votes.
ถนอม กิตติขจร

* เกิด: 11 สิงหาคม พ.ศ. 2454
* เสียชีวิต: 16 มีนาคม พ.ศ. 2547
* อายุ 700192000000000000092 ปี 7002218000000000000218 วัน
* ประเทศที่เป็นพลเมือง: ประเทศไทย
* อาชีพ: นักการเมือง, ทหาร
* **นายกรัฐมนตรีไทย คนที่ 10**

 **วิกิพีเดีย** | ถนอม กิตติขจร

พระยามโนปกรณ์นิติธาดา (1-3) | พระยาพหลพลพยุหเสนา (1-5)

**รัชกาลที่ 8**

**รัชกาลที่ 9**

**รัชกาลที่ 10**
ประยุทธ์ จันทร์โอชา(1-2) | เศรษฐา ทวีสิน
Tartan Wastes

Zoë has described the Tartan Wastes in a post on Tumblr:

*The Tartan Wastes, once the Tartan Wilds, was a vast wilderness of untamed magic. Elves, fairies and dragons thrived unchecked in a forest more magic than not, a place made of half dreams, mystery, and whispers. However, Atla’s rapid expansion required resources, and the sly among them knew the best way to conquer sorcery was with sorcery. And so the Warforged Legions were born, soldiers to cut back the brush and burn away the hills. Once rare tools used in conflict between wizard kings, suddenly these automatons were produced in huge quantities to battle a more primeval force. With their war won however, and the slowing of Atla’s expansion, many of these veterans find themselves with idle hands, purposeless and adrift in the now civilized world.*
The Vanguard, one of the troubleshooter groups in Atla, is an elite squadron of soldiers returned from service in the Tartan Wastes.
Episode 4 – Fantasy Fine Print

> *Finally, Mortimer Crim stands before our players, and a life of adventure and heroics awaits! But first, there’s a little matter of a contract. And then, after all that hemming and hawwing over possibly signing themselves into a life of slavery, the players are given their first noble quest!*
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## Quick Recap

### Players

Christian(DM), Brittney(Ragna), John(Shira), Raphael(Dweezil), Roxanne(Lolani), Vinny(Crispin)

### Quick Recap

"I'd sell my soul to Crim" - Ragna probably

### Current Quest

None

"Episode 4 - Fantasy Fine Print" is the fourth episode of the Pretend Wizards Podcast.

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## Trivia

* This Episode aired on the 19 April, 2014??
Episode 144 -

> *Finishing their business at the importer’s, our heroes remember a slew of old events they left hanging at the wayside. Though some might only lead to a dangerous, bloody end.*
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## Quick Recap

### Players

Christian(DM), Brittney(Ragna), John(Shira), Raphael(Dweezil), Roxanne(Lolani), Vinny(Crispin), Ron(Lee Bronne)

### Current Quest

None

"Episode x - Title" is the number episode of the Pretend Wizards Podcast.

Next Episode

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## Trivia

* This Episode aired on the day month, year.
Mrs. Nesbitt

## Description

Mrs. Nesbitt is Ragna's extremely nosy neighbor.

She appears to be involved in shady dealings involving orphans, such as the albino girl Amelie. Nesbitt is in a position of power, being the head of Homeowners' Association for the entire Mayfield borough.

She has also entered into Ragna's home unannounced & without permission on at least one occasion.

## Trivia

* Mrs. Nesbitt was referred to as "Mrs. Norbitt" in Episode 1 – Breakfast Meal
Quest Rewards

Over the time of their adventuring, Morty's Boyz have accepted and completed various questlines that rewarded them with special loot in the end.

So far, all of them have been related to the Big Faeries.

## 1st Quest: "Why is the lake blue?"

After leaving the underground smuggeling city, Morty's Boyz found a fountain in one of the sewer tunnels. After all of the partymembers extracted one item each, the fountain turned into a horse, winked at them, and galloped away.

These items were a reward from the Each-Uisge.

### Items:

- The Current, taken by Lolani Arbor

- The Depths, taken by Shira Snow

- The Driftwood, taken by Lee Bronne

- The Reef, taken by Crispin Ascalon

- The Tide, taken by Dweezil Zappa

- The Wave, taken by Ragna the Red

## 2nd Quest: "Why doesn't my family love me?"

### Items:

- The Breeze, taken by Dweezil Zappa

- The Cloud, taken by Shira Snow

- The Dawn, taken by Rainbow Pegasus

- The Dusk, taken by Sapphire Melody

- The Gust, taken by Ragna the Red

## 3rd Quest: "Take out the trash."

After burning down Sielle Manor, Rainbow Pegasus and Sapphire Melody were presented by the Bai Ze with a heavy chest which was later opened in Shiras' home.

These items were a reward from the Bai Ze.

### Items:

- The Bud, taken by Sapphire Melody

- The Trunk, taken by Ragna the Red

- The Nest, taken by Shira Snow

- The Sapling, taken by Rainbow Pegasus

- The Roots, taken by Dweezil Zappa
Each-Uisge

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## Description

The Each-Uisge is the Lord of the Kelpies (magical water-horses with slightly homicidal tendencies). When the player characters encountered him during the game, Crispin failed a Knowledge skill check rather badly, and was somehow convinced that it was Brandon, his old landlord. Dweezil was unimpressed by the faerie lord, and peed on him.

## Quest Rewards

During episode 33, *Fake Names*, each member of Morty's Boyz received a unique magic item from the Each-Uisge as a reward for saving the kelpies.When the group started moon-walking in unison next to a strange hole, the aperture was suddenly replaced by a beautiful fountain roughly the size of a pizza, made of white alabaster stone and filled with crystal clear blue water. When Shira poked an item (a water strider leg she was carrying) into the water, she couldn't immediately find a bottom. After she tried jumping recklessly into the fountain, she found something floating deeper in the waters of fountain, which turned out to be a pair of magical rings called The Depths. After that discovery, Ragna and Dweezil almost knocked their faces into each other as they pushed Shira aside and leapt down to rummage through the fountain. Eventually, each of them had found a magic item:

* The Current

* The Depths

* The Driftwood

* The Reef

* The Tide

* The Wave

After it had been emptied of the Each-Uisge's gifts, the fountain folded itself up into the shape of a beautiful, angelic horse, which winked at the troubleshooters before disappearing.

## Trivia

* Zoë took the name from the mythological Each-uisge, which is basically just another form of kelpie, with no special seniority amongst them.
* It appears that the assassin Thursday was responsible for imprisoning the Each-Uisge and the other kelpies.
Dantalvo

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## Description

Dantalvo is a "butler who’s certainly not going to let a little thing like death stop him from doing his job!"

## Trivia

* Dantalvo's art depicts him as missing an arm. It's implied that the Monster in Sielle manor is "made up" of the arms of it's deaceased, it's very likely that Dantalvo's arm is among them.
Midwife

A massive metal bird, with a man's face on the back of the bird's head. This contruct was modeled after a stork, and holds wooden boxes on it's back containing wooden dolls. This monsterous creation is the apparent work of Dr.Senjer, and contained the body of a skinned human inside.

Defeating the Midwife was one of the tasks that the Moorchild told Shira to do.

After being defeated, Lee Bronne took the metal facemask, and Sapphire Melody took the smallest bone from the pinkie of the dead person found inside the Midwife.
Player Characters

*"Do you think Zoë would hesitate to kill a PC?"*-- [Discord Server]

⠀'Player Characters' or simply 'PCs', are characters that are controlled by the players (and not by the DM). They're often thought of as the 'main characters' in Tabletop RPGs.
You can find the official list of PCs here!
List of Player Characters

    Ragna the Red
* Half-Orc / Barbarian / Thug
* Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
* Player: Brittney

    Shira Snow
* Dark Elf / Rogue
* Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
* Player: John

    Lolani Arbor
* Human / Monk
* Alignment: Lawful Good
* Player: Roxanne

     Crispin Ascalon
* Human / Wizard
* Alignment: Chaotic Good
* Player: Vinnie

     Dweezil Zappa
* Dwarf / Fighter
* Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
* Player: Raphael

     Lee Bronne
* Aasimmer / Bard
* Alignment: Chaotic Good?
* Player: Ron

     Sapphire Melody
* War-forged / Sorcerer
* Alignment: Lawful Evil
* Player: Roxanne

     Rainbow Pegasus
* Human / ???
* Alignment: [???]
* Player: Ron

     Pia Nästa Zinkensdamm
* Forest Gnome / Druid
* Alignment: Neutral Good
* Player: Dana
Mage Hand

## Description

Crispin is exceedingly fond of using his *Mage Hand* spell to fix any and all problems he encounters. The *Hands* have appeared so often that they've started to develop their own personality, growing steadily more bro-like in appearance over time: with copious amounts of rings and jewelry, and similar bling dangling from their eldritch digits, and with the letters P-O-W-R tattooed on their knuckles.

They often make finger-guns as a parting salute, before they wink out of existence.
Sparky

## Description

Sparky is a baby flame spirit who was adopted by Dweezil from Morgan, a witch in Smuggler's Cove.

He wears a magical asbestos sweater, to prevent him from causing 2 HP damage to anyone who hugs him.

## The Sparky Table

Sparky has a list of scenarios that players can find him in by rolling a d20. Interestingly "Sparky wants to be like Shira when he grows up" isn't an option, even though all the other player characters are.

1. ↑ Sparky Action Table

## Trivia

* Morty's Boyz regularly forget about Sparky. Then again, they forget about a lot of things.
Di Morto

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## Description

Di Morto is a dangerous dwarven Luchador wrestler who fights dirty despite his overwhelming power.

He is the rival of El Pegasus and first appeared in episode 85: *Instant Heat,* fighting against El Pegasus in his 99th title defense.

He is accompanied by two other dwarves, at least one of whom is his brother.

In episode 86: *Garbagemen*he reappeared, vowing that El Pegasus would not make it to his 100th title defense.
Detective MacGuffin

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## Description

Detective MacGuffin is a member of the police force in Mayfield.

She's evidently a powerful arcane spellcaster, which she demonstrated when a couple of Morty's Boyz tried to escape being detained for questioning, and she conjured up a roiling mass of Black Tentacles to forcibly detain them.

## Trivia

* MacGuffin appears to be (one of) the only non-corrupt cops in Atla.
Crispin Ascalon

**Player:** Vinnie

**Race:** Human

**Height:** 5'5"

**Weight:** 150 Lbs

**Class:** Wizard

**Alignment:** Chaotic Good

**Weapons:** MAGIC!!!

**Special Items:** The Reef

**Bio:** Crispin is an aspiring sculptor who often seeks inspiration from booze. Booze booze booze, this dude loves to drink. What should we do next, Crispin? A bar? How will going to the bar help in this situation?

Crispin is mostly level-headed, but gets all upset about names and pots and stuff. Will he ever rise in the sculptors guild? Will he live out his life as a starving artist/homeless drunk? Well maybe you should listen to the podcast, eh?

Crispin is dirt poor, and often sleeps on the floor of the Sculptor's Guild Hall.

Recently it has been revealed that Crispin has an older sister, and an older brother that he hates who is described as 'perfect'.
Bai Ze

> "*Right and wrong, truth and justice, change under different lights, under different skies. The sky of Shira Snow, is not the sky of the Penghou."*
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## Description

The Bai Ze is a great fairy related to the Penghou, and possibly the state of Sielle Manor in the Quest "Take out the Trash".

The Bai Ze is described as a large feline creature with eyes on each flank (WIP).

## Trivia

* The Bai Ze is possibly based off of the Bai Ze, a beast of Chinese legend.
Naira

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                            Naira the goddess of the night and galaxy

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Naira controls the night and rules the galaxy , she carries a tall wand with a glowing , bright star at the top that shoots out blinding light . Her powers allow her to bring up and down the moon , where as here sister serine the goddess of the sun and day brings up and down the sun.She has a vicious , deadly enemy called Unna she was married to Kyle , sadly they were not goddesses or gods but they had the had built a machine to take other powers away from their rightful owners! She lives in a huge palace in space made out of smashed , smoothed out meteors and silky dust near the planet Neptune!
Episode 2 – Two Hundred Ball Bearings

> *It seems like the players aren’t the only people looking for work. But just because there’s a massive and ever growing horde of violent sociopaths getting in their way, does that stop our heroes? Of course not! But do they have the chutzpah, and the tools, to get the job?*
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## Quick Recap

### Players

Christian(DM), Brittney(Ragna), John(Shira), Raphael(Dweezil), Roxanne(Lolani), Vinny(Crispin)

### Current Quest

None

"Episode 2 - Two Hundred Ball Bearings" is the second episode of the Pretend Wizards Podcast.

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## Episode Summary

Ragna finds to his frustration that other adventurers have seen the opportunity present in Crim's offer and have shown up en masse (of about 30 or so people). Ragna attempts to ease his way through the crowd and is forced to intimidate a large shark man to get by. But as Ragna reaches the front of the crowd, he is thwarted by a sign on the door that says "Out to Lunch" despite it being early morning.

As Shira arrives the crowd has swelled up to 50 or so as more adventurers arrive. She sends Aust Nailo back as she deftly moves through the crowd while picking pockets. Shira manages to grab a ball of lint covered in sludge which she wipes on another passerby in disgust.

Crispin arrives soon after and watches as the crowd becomes more difficult to navigate. Crispin resists the urge to set things on fire. He is unable to navigate the crowd and his multiple attempts by force and persuasion are repelled. Despite these setbacks, Crispin manages to worm his way into the writhing sea of people but comes up against a dimwitted Tiefling who he convinces to help him get past the crowd. The Tiefling literally tosses Crispin past the crowd and into the front door.

Lolani shows up and enters an alleyway instead of tussling with the crowd. After some difficulty Lolani climbs up the side of the building and makes her way to Crim's roof.

Dweezil and his servants arrive unto the chaotic scene fashionably late. The crowd has now swelled up to over a hundred. His servants desperately attempt to make way for Dweezil aboard Roban. Assuming the crowd will move anyways or simply indifferent, Dweezil barrels through the crowd on his fat pony.

Shira decides to unmount the haughty dwarf and drops 200 ball bearings. While Roban is unaffected by the ball bearings, pure chaos erupts as people topple over and fall all over the place. The majority of the crowd is incapacitated. Dweezil dismounts acting as if nothing had just occurred, opens the front door and walks in, closing it behind him.

Ragna reacts with disbelief and attempts to open the door as well only to find it locked.

## Notable NPCS Introduced

* "Bob" - Dimwitted Tiefling amused by Crispin's height
* Sweets - (unnamed) Burly Sharkman

## Quotes

"Swole as Hell."

"SWOLE."

## Trivia

* This Episode aired on the 19th April, 2014
* The location of the HQ is in Helm.
* Character alignments were announced in this episode and are as follows:

-Dweezil: Chaotic Good

-Crispin: Chaotic Good

-Shira: Neutral Good

-Lolani: Lawful Good

-Ragna: Chaotic Neutral