Darth Vader (ERB)

* rapper
* real character

**Darth Vader** battled Adolf Hitler in Darth Vader vs Hitler, Hitler vs Vader 2, and Hitler vs Vader 3, with help from his bounty hunter, Boba Fett, in the final battle. He also made a cameo appearance Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker and in the Season 4 trailer in Hitler's flashback, as well as in the *Dis Raps For Hire* episode "This Guy". He was portrayed by Nice Peter on all occasions except in Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker where he is portrayed by a Lego Minifigure.

## Information on the rapper

Darth Vader, born as Anakin Skywalker, is one of the central characters of the *Star Wars* franchise, appearing as one of the main antagonists of the original trilogy, as well as the main protagonist and eventual antagonist of the prequel trilogy.

The character was created by George Lucas and numerous actors have portrayed him, including the late David Prowse (Vader's body actor for the original trilogy), James Earl Jones (Vader's voice actor), and Sebastian Shaw, Jake Lloyd, and Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker at various stages in his life. The films establish that Vader was originally a Jedi Knight named Anakin Skywalker, who was the apprentice of Jedi Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Later, he fell to the dark side of the Force, becoming Darth Vader towards the end of *Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith*; he is also revealed to be the father of both Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia, the two main protagonists of the original trilogy.

After turning to the Dark Side, Vader is a ruthless henchman of Emperor Palpatine; however, he secretly intends to overthrow Palpatine to establish himself as ruler of the Empire. Vader is ultimately revealed to have personal honor in *Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi*, when he kills the Emperor and sacrifices himself to save his son, Luke. He is last seen as a force ghost along with Obi-Wan and Yoda.

The trilogy beginning with *Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens* reaffirms his status as the father of Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa-Solo, thus the maternal grandfather of First Order subordinate Kylo Ren, who seeks to begin a new reign of terror in Vader's legacy, saying that he'll "finish what you started".

## Appearance in the rap battle (cameo)

### **Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker:**

Vader can be seen Force choking Conan Antonio Motti in Harry Potter's first verse during the line, "It makes sense your father's Vader; all you do is choke!" He later reappeared in the Death Star next to Emperor Palpatine during Luke Skywalker's third verse.

## Lyrics

### **Darth Vader vs Hitler:**

#### **Verse 1:**

You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force! Why even bother?

So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?

You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick!

You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip.

You bitch, let me remind you who you're messing with!

Everything that you did, I'm the mother fucker who invented it!

I'm the original Dark Lord! You're like the sorcerer's apprentice!

My Stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it.

#### **Verse 2:**

\*heavy breathing\* Suck my robot balls!

Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off!

A little carbonite bath for your goose-stepping ass!

We'll call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh.

### **Hitler vs Vader 2:**

[**Note:** *Darth Vader is in dark gray, while the Stormtrooper is in regular text.*]

Someone who loathes you, bitch; now stand up and rhyme!

I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time!

Roar like Chewbacca: the voice of Mufasa!

I'm on the leader of your limp-dicked Luftwaffe!

I strike back hard against a Nazi!

Brain-toss your ass in the air: Yahtzee!

Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck I am!

I spit sick shit so focused I break your concentration camp!

I'm a certified Sith Lord, you runt!

So suck on deez… Uh…deez what, sir? Deez robot nuts!

I'm gonna enjoy watching you die,

So let me do it with my own eyes!

### **Hitler vs Vader 3:**

Let me paint you a picture, son:

Portrait of a bitch after World War I!

You were stirring up the fears of the German people,

Telling the world that the Jews are evil!

You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up,

Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up,

When your bunker started getting fired up,

You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!

You dumb mother fucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?

When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes!

While you're fighting off Valkyrie,

I got a million clones; they die for me!

My bounty hunters ride for me!

Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!

(Boba Fett's verse)

## Scrapped lyrics

### **Darth Vader vs Hitler:**

\*heavy breathing\*

I reserved a carbonite for you, Assdolf Shitler

You son of a Rodian

## Trivia

* Vader is the first fictional character to be portrayed by Nice Peter.
	+ He is also the first fictional character to appear in an official ERB.
		- Unofficially, the first is Chucky from Michael J. Fox vs Chucky.
* In Hitler vs Vader 2, the beat for the battle was shown to come from Vader's life support box, making him the first rapper to create/provide a beat for their battle.
* He, Adolf Hitler, Donald Trump, Kim Jong-il, Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage are the only three rappers to have more than one official title card.
* He is the first title rapper of Season 3 to have only one verse, with Donald Trump being the second, and Bill Nye being the third.
* He is the fourth character to be recast between different videos, after George Washington, Boba Fett and Donald Trump.
* He was mentioned by Deadpool in Deadpool vs Boba Fett during the line, "Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba!"
* Not counting Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD, he is the second ERB character to appear in a *Dis Raps For Hire* episode, after Santa Claus.
* He is the first rapper to have a member of their immediate family appear in another ERB as a rapper.
	+ Second overall if Michael Jackson's brief marriage to Elvis Presley's daughter is counted.
* He is the fourth fictional character whose actor has died after appearing in ERB, as David Prowse, Vader's body actor for the original trilogy, died in 2020. The first three are Spock, HAL 9000, and James Bond.