Giant

Giant is the twelfth chapter in the Wombles Six.

Mr Teddy Bear could only move his left hand but that was enough.  He guided his giant womblet to the rubble.  Quickly the machine dug him out and he climbed aboard.  He drove the womblet angrily towards to the sea.  The womblet marched on into the water then Mr Teddy Bear switched on submarine mode and propelled it towards Canada.

Steed was having to look after the children because B A was busy fetching Murdock.  He was really worried about Cathy.  “Johnny!” he called and signalled for his brother to follow. McSteed came too.  They all went into the control room.  Steed switched on the Avengers Tracker.  Cathy’s dot was pink it was showing a location somewhere near London.  Quickly the New Avengers climbed into a bomber.  Steed and Murdock got ready to fly but something big appeared.

It was a giant robot womblet!  They took off and headed at top speed towards the UK.  A little voice shouted “Dada there is very big airship there!”. “Thomas?” said Steed in surprise. “Dada!  Big wombey is flying!”  “Lucy?” said Johnny in surprise.  “Let’s play itty bitty babies fools!” shouted a bigger voice.  “B A?  How did you get here?” asked Murdock.  “Quiet fool!  A fly this crazy plane to the rescue!  I can fly! Ain’t nobody gonna tell me I’m a fool!”.

Steed and Murdock flew the bomber at reckless speeds try to outpace the Vomble Airship and Mr Teddy Bear’s womblet.  They flew at a crazy speed to London in about 2 hours.  Suddenly the tracker went crazy as well.  They were approaching Cathy!.  A big gloomy looking house came into site.

Katy went to open the curtains.  She blinked. She blinked again.  It was really there!  An enormous bomber.  She pulled up a bust of Lady Gaga and the bookcase opened to reveal a pole.  Katy leapt onto it and slid down into a cave. She came out at the bottom dressed in a shiny swimming costume with a cape and matching heels.  The swimming costume had K written on it in gold.  “To the Katymobile!” shouted Katy leaping into a convertible Cadillac.  Straight onto Catwoman.  “This is my Catillac!  Get out!” she shouted.  Katy ignored her but Catwoman raced out of the Katy Kave.

Suddenly the car stopped. A giant womblet crushed it just as Katy and Catwoman leapt out.  The giant womblet grabbed them and put them in its mouth.  They slid through a crazy tube that looked like a straw then landed in a giant cake.  A very snoopy man was there holding a big candy cane.  “Who are you sisters?” he asked.  “Katy Perry” said Catwoman for Katy.  “Catwoman” said Katy for Catwoman.  The snoopy man rolled a dice and suddenly Catwoman was encased in jelly. Katy was wearing a fancy dress costume and on a path a bit like in Candy Crush.

The New Avengers landed and immediately searched the big house.  There were thousands of people in there.  Mostly teenagers and they all acted like zombies.  After about 3 hours Steed found Cathy.  She tried to kill him so B A knocked her out and they headed back to Rider Ranch in the bomber.  Baron Von Vomble cursed his luck as he saw the bomber leaving then got hit by a small monster that looked like a toy.  “Ha ha ha ha haa!” shouted Dr Trouble.

Meowykins, Meowyskin, Meowythings, Meowyroy, Meowyweird, Meowysoup, Meowy?what!is?going!on?, Meowycommissioner, Meowylaw and Meowymagic were wondering around trying to find all the criminals.  They were walking through a car park.

“Wo-o-oah!  Look at that car!” said Meowymagic all of a sudden. The other Meowys all looked and saw a shiny white car with a red stripe along it.

“Yes, it’s very, um, cool, but, we Meowys don’t… don’t drive cars.  Ha ha?” said Meowykins.  “We do now!” said Meowymagic and climbed into the car.

“MEOWYMAGIC!  GET BACK DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!” hollered Meowycommissioner.  “Why are you hollering?” asked Meowykins.  “I’M NOT!” hollered Meowycommissioner.

“A little help here? The brakes are too big!” said Meowymagic.

“CERTAINLY NOT!” shouted Meowycommissioner.  “Er… no way dude!” said Meowykins.

The reason Meowykins was speaking like this was to make Meowymagic think of her words as making perfect sense.  You see, Meowymagic was kind of like a Meowy version of Johnny The Horse.

Meowythings was admiring the car as well so ended up saying, “I’ll help!”  He climbed into the car singing, “I meow things, I meow things, I meow things, ‘cause I’m a cat!”

They roared off just before Face walked out of a nearby building.  “Where did my car go?” he said.