Tsundere Girlfriend Cures Your Insomnia

Tsundere Girlfriend takes her boyfriend to the beach to help with their insomnia problem.

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Get out of the car. Yeah. If you're serious about curing your insomnia, this is the best place to go. Don't overthink it. Just follow me. Hold hands? Oh, God. Since no one is around I will allow it. I'm being so charitable tonight, helping you out like this.

Hey, no don't turn around, come on. Baby, I was kidding. You can hold my damn hand. Come back. You're such a drama queen. Isn't it pretty, the sea? I'm not one for the beach but I've noticed it's pretty nice coming out here at night. Yeah. Really peaceful, no people, no sun, no witnesses... Sorry. Work on the brain.

Yeah, yeah I know. Is this a date? I mean, yeah, I guess. I think it's funny that a simple activity I suggested is a date in your mind, but I'll take it. Having a nice time? When did I indicate I was having a nice time? I'm swinging my arm while we hold hands, hmm.

Well, did you want to hear about our destination or not? I'm not changing the subject. Don't you want to know where i'm taking you? Yeah, it's really nice. I had the best night's sleep of my life out there. Yeah, I've been a couple times before. Mm-hmm. I didn't mean to fall asleep out there, but I couldn't help it.

It was very special somehow. Wow, the tide has really come in. It's beautiful. I can see why sailors went crazy back in the day. Yeah. Come on ahead. Don't stand around staring at it all night. We don't have time to stand around and build sand castles if we want to get you any sleep before the sun is back up.

We don't have much father to go now, it's just up ahead. Come here. Yeah. We need to walk through this little rock pool. Stop being a baby. Come on. Take my hand. Come on. Here. Yeah, it's like so untouched, you would never know that anyone has ever been in here.

Yeah, I'm glad you think it's pretty. Come lie down here. The sea has made everything smooth, and the harsh wind can't get in either. You know, I'm not the outdoorsy type, but being able to sleep in a cove with a view of the stars is pretty incredible.

A friend of mine told me it's watched over by the maid of the moon or something. Yeah. I don't know, she's a bit weird, but she was pretty insistent there is some kind of spirit watching over the cove, and that is what gives you such a good night's sleep. Yeah.

I don't know how much of that crap I believe myself, but I am kind of inclined to believe her after the rest I had here last time. I just imagined some lady coming down from the sky and tucking me in. What? What are you looking at? Mmm, I guess we can do whatever we want if no one's here and no one knows about it.

Hey, not like that. Come here then. I don't know if she will tuck us in or not if we're cuddling. Hey, I didn't say stop. Idiot. Be more comfortable. I don't know, move your ribs out of the way or something. That was a reasonable request! This is nice.

I've missed you, too. I know I'm not the best with words and stuff, but I hope this helps. I don't want you getting ill. Mm-hmm. That would be a real problem for me. I would have to bring medicine to your house like on Animal Crossing. Hm? I don't play Animal Crossing. I don't! Oh my God, just shut up and close your eyes.

Me? Yeah, I'm fine. I just had a busy week with work. Wanted a distraction from it. Yeah. You'll do. I said you'll do. Hey, stop smacking. You're supposed to be letting the maid of the moon put you to sleep or some shit. Mm-hmm. Help? Haven't i done enough for you tonight? But i love you? Hmm. I guess that's fair. I suppose I can spare some forehead kisses. And maybe some for your mouth.

Go to sleep, dummy. Lullaby? God, somebody is demanding tonight. Fine, fine, fine. Shut up. I love you. {humming and singing}