1-Smeer Gossiper (Character)

### Personality

Easily frustrated, Educated, Enjoys gossip, Judges others based on people’s opinions, Responsible, Studious

## Attacks and Abilities

### Abilities

Limited Bully Tactician, Skilled Agamantillan Communicator, Skilled Pig-Latin Communicator

## Weapons and Equipment

### Weapons

Deforming Coffeemaker

***1-Smeer Gossiper*** is a fictional minor character appearing in stories created and written by Khaliq Trevor X. She specifically appears in the story, August 29th, 1: Something In Dear Franks Coffee.

> "*I was doing good until that ugly man that nobody likes came in here!*"
> ― 1-Smeer Gossiper
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## Origins

1-Smeer Gossiper was a college student and a graduate who studied real estate and property management. One Monday afternoon, she visited Dear Franks Coffee Co., to meet one of her friends and coworkers for selling homes. When the “ugly guy that nobody likes” *Damon Bradley* entered the store, she got angry. Due to various incidents of harassment, cyberstalking, cancel culture induced at the hands of Eureka, and Ivory Lincoln she came to resent him as well among the likes of various Queens Mane residents and American citizens.

When Bradley sat down behind her, 1-Smeer smashed her computer and twisted her strange “coffee cup”. She got up and drenched Bradley, but it turned out it was a Hell Clone and that the *real* Damon Bradley possibly wasn’t in the location at all. Both 1-Smeer and the various baristas of the Dear Franks Location hunted the store and surrounding areas for Bradley but couldn’t find him. When Ragorias assisted them, 1-Smeer became hesitant, even knowing that Ragorias was a friend of Bradley’s, but she accepted the help regardless as Ragorias even *insulted* Bradley’s physical appearance and made the negative opinion that “nobody liked him”. She was persuaded by the Chirothulian to help find Bradley. However, Ragorias’s actions were destructive and often resulted in him stealing food from Dear Franks Coffee.

1-Smeer, being a responsible woman, snapped at Ragorias to return the stolen goods but he didn’t. Another Hell Clone of Bradley’s entered the store with a strange walk similar to Kerdur Rainer with yellow eyes. 1-Smeer used her coffee cup to dowse more coffee on Bradley, believing it was him however when the coffee melted his face it was a handcrafted note that read: “Silly geese, the ugly guy nobody likes is in another castle! I sowwy! :c” Pissed off by the revelation, 1-Smeer lunged at Ragorias and hit him. She chanted for backup by squealing Pig Latin, and having the Dear Franks Co. goons and customers overwhelm Ragorias, but they too were defeated. Ragorias stowed away with a large sack of goods with 1-Smeer screaming and chasing after him but she did not see spilled coffee on the floor, and thus she fell and hit her head. As she lie there in severe pain she cursed the “ugly guy nobody likes” repeatedly much like the other superficial people around her.

## Paraphernalia

1-Smeer has toxic, burning coffee that she uses to burn her opponents and lead them into deformity. Her coffees are fairly limited in potency, as those who possess healing factors or restorative items are able to undo her deforming attacks. In addition to her items, she is able to speak and communicate in Agamantillan languages and Pig Latin. She can be considered a bully tactician in her own right given her gossiping and negative comments, though this is limited in itself.

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

#### Pop Culture and References

* This article references a popular quote in video game (Super Mario Bros.) history.

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X*

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