Abba Thorson/Deeds

This is a list of deeds committed by Abba Thorson.

For a deed to count as bad, Abba has to have done it consciously and with intent. It also has to affect others, so for example Abba fondling his own balls doesn't count as a bad deed, since it didn't affect anyone else. Here is an exhaustive list of the bad deeds that Abba has committed.

* January 6th, 2019: Helped Erri kidnap a cleaner by force-feeding him medicine to knock him unconscious, tried to abandon Erri when the cops showed up

* January 11th, 2019: Tried to insert his finger into his cellmate's bunghole

* January 13th, 2019: Tackled a security guard in the courtroom

* January 16th, 2019: Helped his fellow prison cellmates start a prison riot. During the riot, he stabbed a guard in the neck, slit his throat, and stole his gun

* January 17th, 2019: Tried to hit on Nancy and then insulted her appearance

* January 22nd, 2019: Took advantage of Nancy while she was unconscious by sticking his tongue and finger in her mouth

* January 23rd, 2019: Punched Erri in the face

* January 27th, 2019: Stole a prison bus

* January 28th, 2019: Kissed Selma's face while she was sleeping without her consent

* January 29th, 2019: Was rude and homophobic to a Moxy Java employee

* January 31st, 2019: Agreed to help Richmond kill a corrupt politician

* February 1st, 2019: Tried to assassinate a corrupt politician, knocked a Karen out, blew a bodyguard's ear off

* February 6th, 2019: Chased a teenager with a brick after he molested Erri's tits, pissed into Erri's open mouth when she was sleeping, robbed a stripclub for Richmond, blew a security guard's foot off, gave a stripper hush money

* February 7th, 2019: Had sex with Erri in Richmond's van

* February 16th, 2019: Sexually harassed women at the beach, littered in public

* February 18th, 2019: Was a flashback. He remembered when he when he was banging Erri’s neighbor behind her back, the time when Erri refused to let Abba’s drinking buddies stay at their house, so he re-arranged Erri’s bedroom to turn it into his personal mancave. Or the time when he placed a live mouse inside Erri’s car, which nearly caused her to crash while driving.

* February 24th, 2019: Fought with Erri. During the fight, he shoved her into a glass cabinet, grabbed her by the throat, kicked her, and rammed his long toenail into Erri's third eye

* February 25th, 2019: Helped Richmond kidnap Erri and blamed her for defending herself

* February 28th, 2019: Flirted with young women in the hotel hot tub

* March 1st, 2019: Kicked Erri in the foot

* March 4th, 2019: Tripped Erri, twisted her finger, tackled her to the ground

* March 16th, 2019: Cheated during a BB gun competition by shooting Jared in the balls after he insulted Abba's penis size, and also shot Kiss with the BB gun

* March 17th, 2019: Stole Brenda's car, flirted with a married Taco Stand Lady, revealed his mealworm to a woman on a jog, walked into a mom's car without her permission

* March 18th, 2019: Stole some of his parent's retirement money

* March 23rd, 2019: Stole 200 dollars from his parent's closet, stole a bike

* March 25th, 2019: Tried to mug a trucker with a toy gun
* March 27th, 2019: Ate a client's chicken wing as a Pizza Delivery Driver

* April 6th, 2019: Was a flashback. He gave Erri an STD after having sex with her after he already had sex with someone else

* April 16th, 2019: Revealed that he dated Kelli behind Erri's back

* April 23rd, 2019: Was a flashback. He tried to force Erri to have an abortion

* April 24th, 2019: Was a flashback. He was drunk during Osh's birth and threatened to hurt Erri if she chose to name him something different

* May 20th, 2019: Called Nate a fat idiot and denied him as his real son

* May 23rd, 2019: Told Erri that she is only allowed to speak when permitted to

* May 24th, 2019: Pinched Erri's ear, tricked her into coming to his religious program

* June 6th, 2019: Bit Erri's coochie

* June 8th, 2019: Scared Erri, Sadie, and Junior by driving ragey, bought lunch for himself and himself only, insulted Erri's weight, tried to flirt with a woman at the zen garden, fought with Erri and got kicked out

* June 9th, 2019: Left beer cans on Kate's floor, slapped Erri in the face, poked Erri in the eyes

* June 11th, 2019: Dragged Erri out of the house by her hair

* June 13th, 2019: Publicly sniffed Erri's poopy ass at the beach

* June 15th, 2019: Embarrassed Erri in front of her whole family by revealing her private sexual history

* June 20th, 2019: Flipped over Erri's floatie in the pool while she was sitting on it, mocked Sadie's weight

* June 22nd, 2019: Was rude to Erri about her weight, acted rude and racist towards the employees at Pizza Hut and got into a physical fight with them

* June 30th, 2019: Tricked a nurse into adjusting his hospital gown so that he could get sexually aroused, stole an ambulance from the hospital

* July 2nd, 2019: Threw a candle holder at Mike

* July 7th, 2019: Forced himself inside of Jane's house

* July 10th, 2019: Snuck into Jane's house with Erri

* July 14th, 2019: Grabbed Mike by the collar, exposed Erri's sexual history in front of her family

* July 17th 2019: Acted up at Roaring Springs. He flicked a booger onto a stranger, took a picture of a woman without her consent, and pulled Erri's swimsuit down on the slide and put his face on Erri's ass

* July 22nd, 2019: Used Cod's truck without permission, crashed into Brodi's neighbor's mailbox

* July 23rd, 2019: Used Cod's truck without permission, parked like an asshole, harassed and disrupted people at the gym, shoved someone to the ground

* July 24th, 2019: Slid his boner under Erri's door while Brodi was inside the house

* July 25th, 2019: Punched one of Osh's friends in the face, stole one of Jane's watches and passed it off as a birthday present to Osh

* July 28th, 2019: Kicked Erri

* July 29th, 2019: Threw a ring at Erri's head

* July 31st, 2019: Was a flashback. He spanked Osh and threatened him into not telling Erri about Abba cheating on her with another woman

* August 9th, 2019: Lied to Marnie that Erri moved out

* August 10th, 2019: Pretended and lied about being a farmer to Marnie, spied on her from the bushes

* August 11th, 2019: Publicly masturbated at the beach

* August 13th, 2019: Had public sex with Erri in a park fountain

* August 18th, 2019: Lied to Marnie that Erri was his half sister who was on disability, touched Marnie without her permission, littered in the parking lot