Berserkio

Iltam Sumra Rashupti Ilatim, kid....

### Likes

Flowers, animals, flaying his enemies alive, Cranking that soulja boy, Hurrian Hymn No 6, Epic of Gilgamesh, Cold Topic underwear, Dogs that open this one

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

Between the Tigris and the YOUUUUUUphrates

### Crimes committed

Genocide of Albania (twice)Trafficking
Extortion
Driving a two horse chariot in a one horse zone
Torture

## Appearances

### Appears in

Obacchio Bizarre Lucifer: Chaos Devil 666

### Debut

Part 23: Showdown at Level 2!! The Sumerian Prince of Darkness Appears!!!

Berserkio Guts-Eater Godhand Gilgamesh Apocalypse Rapeseed Oil Bloodwater Shadowblade Humbaba Simpson was a major antagonist in Obacchio Bizarre Lucifer: Chaos Devil 666. He was the head warden of the 2th level of Guacamole Bay.

## Biography

### Early Life

Berserkio was born in the City of Uruk in ancient day iraq. From birth he was trained to be a master assassin for the Sumerian Crip Gang, being taught the art of the bronze katana, bronze masakari, bronze greatsword forged by goddess ishtar herself, bronze Heckler & Koch HK21 HK25 and the gang also helped him acquire his chariot license. When he wasn't assassinating political opponents from inferior iron age city states and writing badass cuneiform epics he spent his free time going to AD/BC concerts or listening to them on his iStone.

### Mercenary and Assassin Work

After he left his hometown He became a popular mercenary that fought and committed war crimes in many hardfought campaigns such as the roman conquest of gaul, the secret war between the pope and the shadow wizard money gang, the greco persian war, the mongol invasion of baghdad, the american revolution, the gombe chimpanzee war, the battle of manzikert. and operation desert storm. He was hailed as the "new school niqqa killa" even though he was so old school that the concept of school didn't even exist when he was born.

### Guacamole Bay

Sometime between the invention of the fog machine and the heat death of the universe he was hired by Guacamole Bay to guard the Second Level. 0.000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds after stepping foot into the hanging gardens level every female inmate immediately orgasmed at his awesome sexyness. Berserkio then killed them all because only boys can be cool criminals.He ruled level 2 with an bronze fist and everyone who opposed him had to walk on the treadmill with lego stones glued onto it. His most mutinous prisoner was the infamous hacker 4chan who was torture because his blood contained iron. His life was eventually discontinued by 4chan with the help of Shadowlord Obacchio.

## Obituary

Days following his death, his obituary was released to the public. It reads as follows:

*Berserkio Guts-Eater Godhand Gilgamesh Apocalypse Rapeseed Oil Bloodwater Shadowblade Humbaba Simpson was many things: A father, a husband, a teacher and a tormentor of damned souls. Born in the city of Uruk between the Tigris and the Euphrates Berserkio has always been a passionate child. He loved animals, flowers, hurrian hymn no. 6 and flaying his enemies alive. He would donate to the poor, volunteer for waste collection and was a member of the sumerian crip gang. When he was of age he got a well paying job at a prison in Sardinia, where he would ultimately meet his demise by supernatural causes. May Berserkio forever rest in our hearts.*

## Trivia

* He is the only innocent character in the Obacchio universe, having no connection to Satan or Lucifer.