Tomato Wars

**BackGround:**

Despite their potential trade power, the Tomato Mayor had long decreed a protectionist policy. All exit of goods from Tomato Town to the rest of the world was prohibited. This earned their town a great deal of enemies, among them was the Canadians (Then ruled by the Sussys), the various Bear-Men tribes in the nearby mountains, and the various Shepherd wizards who worshipped the pebble. The Canadian Prime Minister, Josephine Trout, invited 2 wizard diplomats into his personal court. The Wizards, Koro Hakopa and Omaka Herangi, were both well versed in magic and the Canadian language. Additionally, Josephine invited the tribe leaders of the One Pumpers and Bush Campers of the Dorito Mountains. They explained to all of them an intricate plan of revenge against the Tomato Towners. She told all of the diplomats that it was time to "get down". The combined Canadian army and Fortnite skirmishers quickly rushed past the Tomatoer artillery and entered into the city.

**1st Tomato Town Massacre:**

The Sussys and the Fortniters burned houses, killed people doing daily tasks, and assassinated the Tomato Town Mayor. They would even drink all of the piss in the Bloody Coast (tasted more like ketchup, really) warranting it's rename. All of this was addressed in only one line of the war song written 2 months later: "Just wiped out Tomato Town".

**Death of Mai-Friend:**

Also starring in the war sagas is the Bear-Man general known to Canadians as "Mai-Frend". He was of the bush camper tribe, and took out the Tomato Town Mayor. He died in battle after being headshotted by a Tomatoer arrow. His body was quickly taken back to Ontario in the arms of his unit.

**Revival of Mai-Friend:**

The wizards stationed in Ontario heard reports that Gen. Mai-Frend had just gotten downed. They took the opportunity to attempt their revival spell. It was a great success, and within a few days the General was revived and fully capable of heading South Bound to attack the remnants of the Tomato army in the Pleasant Park streets

**AfterMath:**

As a result of the collapsing Tomatoer monopoly, the Canadians and Fortniters gained significantly more land and money. Mai-Frend used his riches to peacefully unify the Fortniters (still retaining their inter-tribe friendly skirmishes) and established a Fortnite City at the edge of the Dorito mountain range. The Sussies repurposed Tomato Town and established Sus Town, a militaristic vassal-government under Canadia's Prime Minister. The remaining Tomatoers took their riches to the edge of the peninsula and established Tomato Sanctuary, a secret city behind a great wall. The same trading policies were kept, but the regime got even more isolationist with it's gigantic fortification. The Sussys ate the furniture, the walls and windows of Tomatoer houses. Well fed and energized, the army and waves of Canadian migrants arrived in Tomato Town. They built up new houses, kicked out the remaining townies and the army started investing the newfound wealth into the new economy. Sus Town stabilized into a bustling new city and became one of Canadia's best. In the middle of the town, a tablet was erected that the war song was inscribed on. The Tomato Town wiping was also a big win for the Wizards involved. Hakopa and Harangi called on all of the worshippers to congregate at their Holy Pebble. They agreed to standardize their beliefs, recording them in the "Book of The Pebble", and establish a state to organize under. The state would be ruled by 4 year intervals of sortition: every 4 years a random Pebbler would be chosen to rule as monarch, one could only rule 2 terms in a row, and anyone could be voted out if a petition was made to do so. They formed an alliance with the newly formed Fortniter Kingdom and Canadia, who both agreed to recognize their ownership of the Great Sesame Seed. They later established a capital city near the Pebble named "Peblia".