1998 Piston Cup Battle Royale

A battle royale with the 1998 Piston Cup racers. Takes place on March 12, 2019. Even the dead ones like Dale Sr. can be allowed. Only 39 racers can be allowed.

Who will win? Who will miss out? Find out.

## Transcript

Murray Clutchburn: I love to be in this arena!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Me too!

(the arena starts)

Ken Squier: And the battle is on!

Ernie Swervan: I'll declare fight on Ward Burton! (fights Ward Burton)

Ward Burton: Hey! This is a fight!? (kills Ernie Swervan)

Dale Carrett: I'll join the fight!

Ward Burton: Yeah! You're going down!

Dale Carrett: NO! (gets stronger)

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! I LOVE BEING IN FIGHTS! (fights Dale Carrett and Ward Burton)

Dale and Ward: OH NO!

Ernie Gearson: STOP HURTING MY FREINDS! (fights Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: OH YEAH! (fights Ernie Gearson)

Dale Carrett: You and I are gonna fight Chick Hicks too!

Ward Burton: And also Ernie Gearson!

Dale Carrett: I have to fight them!

(Dale and Ward fight Chick and Ernie)

Chick Hicks: I'LL SHOT YOU ERNIE GEARSON! (shots Ernie Gearson)

Ernie Gearson: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hit the wall)

Murray Clutchburn: WOW! CAN I JOIN THE FIGHT! (fights Dale, Ward and Chick)

Chick Hicks: YOU'RE GOING DOWN! (shots)

Murray Clutchburn: NOT ME! (dodges) TAKE THE BAD GUYS!

Dale and Ward: WE'RE GONNA FIGHT BACK! (fight Murray Clutchburn and Chick Hicks)

(over 2 minutes later)

Chick Hicks: IT'S OVER FOR YOU! (shots at Ward Burton)

Ward Burton: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (broke the leg)

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! NOW I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU LOSERS! (shots)

Dale Carrett: NOT ME! (dodges)

Murray Clutchburn: NOT ME EATHER! (dodges and runs away from Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: YOU'RE DOWN MURRAY! (ready to kill Murray Clutchburn)

Murray Clutchburn: CHICK IS ABOUT TO KILL ME! HELP ME!

Jeff Gorvette: I WILL! (fights Chick Hicks)

Dale Carrett: SO DO I! (fights Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: YOU GUYS ARE STUPID! (fights all of them)

Chuck Armstrong: OOH! I LOVE FIGHTS! (fights Chick Hicks, Murray Clutchburn, Jeff Gorvette and Dale Carrett)

Chick Hicks: HE'S THE STUPID BLUE GUY!

Jeff Gorvette: CHUCK IS NOT STUPID! HE'S AWSOME! (fights Chick Hicks)

Murray Clutchburn: I agree with me treammate! (fights Chick Hicks)

Chuck Armstrong: YOU'RE A MEAN RACER!

Dale Carrett: I AGREE CHUCK! WE'RE BOTH BLUE CARS!

Chick Hicks: DROP, THIS BLUE CAR! (shots at Chuck Armstrong)

Chuck Armstrong: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (smash, bash and crash)

Dale Carrett: HOW DARE YOU! (fights Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: DROP ANOTHER, THE OTHER BLUE CAR! (shots at Dale Carrett)

Dale Carrett: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (hit the wall)

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! NO ONE STOPS ME NOW! (shots at every 1998 Piston Cup racer exept Jeff Gorvette and Murray Clutchburn)

Jeff Burton: OH NO!

Bill Racelott: HE'S SHOTTING AT AS!

Jeff, Bill, Gerald, Sterling, Dale, Klint and Haul: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (smash, bash, crash, hit the ground, hit the wall and broke the legs)

(every Piston Cup racer bisides Jeff and Murray broke the arm)

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA HA! NOW I'LL TAKE YOU OUT! (shots at Murray Clutchburn)

Murray Clutchburn: SAVE MY LIVE, JEFF! (hit the wall)

Jeff Gorvette: CHICK HICKS! HOW DARE YOU KILLED ALL OF THE OTHER RACERS! GLAD YOU DIDN'T KILL ME! (fights Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: YOU CRAZY, THE RAINBOW WORRIOR! HA HA HA HA HA HA! (shots)

Jeff Gorvette: NO! (use a sheild)

(the bullet bonces off of the sheild and into Chick's eyes)

Chick Hicks: AHHHHHHH! MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE!

Jeff Gorvette: YEAH! YOU CAN'T SEE! BYE CHICKEN! (shots at Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! (dies)

Jeff Gorvette: I did it! I won! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (does his burn out)

Ken Squier: And the winner is Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: Ha ha ha! He's now doing some donuts for winnnig!

Pinkie: If Chick hicks wins, I'm gonna vomit!

Jeff Gorvette: I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO VICTORY LANE!