Foxy the Pirate

### Relatives

Scourge the Hedgehog (long lost adopted brother) , Joel Vinesauce (grand father)

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Mangle (ex-wife, divorced but can't find the paperwork)

# **What a bitch Foxy is, god, I could go on for hours about his stupid ass.**

Foxy the Pirate is a daft little cunt who spends most of his day writing shitty callout posts on Twitter about people he doesn't even know anything about. He does it all for the clout.

Also, don't trust his fucking **Nintendo** *leaks*. He is all shit and he's just trying to hype you up for disappointment.

1. ***No, Geno wasn't confirmed for smash.***
2. ***No, the new Paper Mario does NOT have worth-while companions with good designs. It's all Toads, it will ALWAYS BE TOADS.***
3. ***No!!! That dude from fortnite or whatever WONT be hosting the next E3, SHUT UP FOXY.*** *"Argh me Mateys! Get ready for a Smashing good time when I'ye enter the ring next month! Rahahaha!"*

> - Foxy the Pirate on Twitter at 2:34 AM, Drunk.
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**shut up foxy. fuck you.**

## **He leaked the designs for FNAF: SECURITY BREACH**

You heard me right. Foxy the Pirate WORKS AT **FUNKO**. IT'S ALL HIS FAULT THE DESIGNS FOR THE NEW GAME GOT LEAKED. DRUNK STUPID FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY. FUCK YOU FOXY GOD FUCK YOU!!!!

> ***If Foxy doesn't say sorry to Scott Cawthon, I will fucking snap. This is not a joke. I will just fucking break. I'll head over to Funko, walk inside, grab Foxy by his strangley little bolt neck and fucking snap it. I'm so fucking done with him. Why is he constantly being a little fucking shit. When will he ever learn!? He just keeps going on and doing this stuff, for what reason other than to make me mad? I'll never know. I hate you Foxy. I'll get my revenge.***
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## **Foxy is the sole reason why Helpy left this world**

Foxy causing someone to take their own life? Yeah. Fucked up. You see why I hate him now? Helpy was my BEST FRIEND. Helpy was only ever supportive to me, he helped me with my taxes, took me out to dinner, we even went on vacation together. We were BEST FRIENDS. I'm crying as I write this, I can't fucking do this for much longer. I just want Helpy back. I miss him more and more everyday and remembering his last words to me on the Phone before he took the plunge... It's depressing. I'm so sorry I couldn't help you Helpy. I hope you will find peace in the afterlife when I Kill Foxy.

# **Foxy and his brother Scourge and what they did:**

> **Foxy and Scourge together as a team started the blue whale challenge again.**
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Why did they do this? I wish I knew too. But I have proof to back up my claim in case the Foxy whiteknights come for me. (FUCK YOU)

**See this guy here? What if I told you that under all that makeup, it's Foxy.**

**Don't believe me? Well that's just because you've been seeing all of Foxy's hired photoshop edits.**

**I will now leak Foxy's real face.**

**Here it is. Look at this scraggly cunt. Can barely put his eyepatch on his fucking eye.**

**If it was up to me he'd be wearing two eyepatches.**

He hides under all that makeup because he doesn't want people knowing he is Foxy the Pirate.

He tries to coax people into harming themselves, just like he did to poor Helpy. **RIP HELPY :(**

> **Now at this point, you may be asking, "What does Scourge have to do with this?" Everything.**
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    **Scourge enables Foxy's bad behavior, since Scourge is a bad pershog himself. He purposely tells Foxy to do horrible things, just so he can see the outcome without having to do anything. He worked together with Foxy on Project BlueWhale 2020, he gave Foxy the idea in the first place! They used Twitter to spread their message, and tried to cause panic. As we know, there was slight panic for a week and now it's just a meme. Get fucked Hog and Fox. The place they caused the most panic was in the Gacha Life community, which is shit as a whole but they took to the bluewhale game very fast and made edgy GLMV's based around it. This made Scourge and Foxy angry, causing them to disband Project BlueWhale 2020. Thank god.**