Audience Participation

This is a list of times that Diet Coke or Lilith have requested for their listeners to do things.

* If you're listening to the podcast and hear too many mouth noises or not enough mouth noises, let @houseofsnax know on Twitter.
* Diet Coke said, "I'm gonna eat this booger, because it looks pretty good to me. Nobody take this out of context." Lilith then said, "Clip that and make it your text tone, your ring tone, whatever you wanna do."
* When looking at a bag of pumpkin spice Milano cookies, Diet Coke and Lilith disagreed about whether the cookie in picture on the back had a layer of vanilla cream in the middle or if the white was just a shine on the chocolate. Diet Coke then requested for listeners who see this bag at a store to give their opinions by tweeting @houseofsnax, "#jacknicholsonisoneofourfinestactorsandthatswhyiloveTheShining" if you believe it is a shine or "#nothankyouidonotenjoykinkysexipreferitvanilla" if you believe it is vanilla cream. (In the description of the episode, the second hashtag was incorrectly transcribed as "#nothankyouidonotpreferkinkysexandthatswhyiprefervanilla")
* Don't let your kids listen to Diet Coke and Lilith's House of Snax.
* "You can send a cruise missile to either one of our houses. If you're interested in that, we'll send you our addresses."
* During Episode #25, Lilith revealed that she has a bag that she calls "The House of Snax bag" in her room. Diet Coke noted that it isn't called "the sour hole," and Lilith responded, "Not everything in it is sour." Diet Coke then said, "I was gonna make a really dirty, disgusting joke. Vote. If people say they wanna hear the gross joke, I'll say it on the next episode... Call KLondike 5-SNAK and listen to the message. Hit 1 if you want me to tell the filthy joke, hit 2 if you don't, and hit 3 if you want me to quit the podcast." KLondike 5 is an archaic way of saying "555" dating before the common use of direct dial phones, when the first two characters in a phone number were letters, usually the first two letters of the area you were trying to reach. Diet Coke got into the habit of saying this because on *Seinfeld*, Jerry would often give his number as either "KLondike 5" or "KL5." The number she's actually directing listeners towards is 555-SNAK.
* "If somebody managed to find a Share a Coke with Lilith or Lili, I'd be very happy about that. I'm sure they make those. If somebody out there is hearing me say that and thinking, 'oh I'm gonna go all like parasocial podcaster stalker mode, and I'm gonna send Lili some Cokes that say Lili on them,' usually I would be like 'no don't do that,' but if you figure out how to do that, yeah." [Editor's note: please don't actually go parasocial podcaster stalker mode.]
* "If you ever are at somewhere with a Coca-Cola freestyle, treat yourself to a Mello Yello with lime." -Diet Coke
* "Hey, if you like and subscribe, if you engage with the show, if you review us on iTunes, if you tell your friends, fuck you." -Diet Coke
* "I'm gonna go the other way and say if you do any of those things, you're welcome to steal money out of my pockets." -Lilith
* During Episode #46, Diet Coke said, "Everybody say, 'Happy Birthday, Christmas' ... and if you didn't do it at home, stop listening to the podcast. You're banned." Lilith added, "or go to the Patreon and pledge at ten dollars or more."
* DIET COKE: I constantly think of torturing myself by watching all of [the Minions movies] in one day... I want people to tweet at us and tell us if they think the Minions eat a banana, but you're only allowed to do it if you've never seen any of the movies or if you don't remember the ones you've seen at all. I don't want any experienced answers. I wanna get the gauge of non Minions viewers who think they eat the bananas versus the ones who think they just talk about bananas." LILITH: Can you just tweet at the House of Snax account, "Emily, you are loved, and you don't need to hurt yourself with movies," please? DIET COKE: Tweet that, and then hashtag it #yestheyeatthebanans or #noidontthinktheyeatthebananas.
* Many of the on-podcast Wiki mentions include requests for listeners to do specific things.

1. ↑ Episode #1
2. ↑ Episode #16
3. ↑ Episode #17
4. ↑ Episode #23
5. ↑ https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/04/07/a-directory-for-klondike-5-the-most-famous-telephone-exchange-in-the-world/
6. ↑ Episode #30
7. ↑ Episode #32
8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 Episode #43
9. ↑ Episode #46
10. ↑ Episode #63