Dietown

Dietown is a secret route available by typing "omelette.exe" when prompted to enter a name.

## Information

Rather than taking place on Valentine's Day, Dietown takes place on Rapture Day. Dialtown has turned into a red hellscape in God's absence, and you as a literal, nameless demon. All backgrounds and sprites have a red overlay, some unique sprites and background animations. A number of characters are different here;

* Jerry is a Marxist and weeps blood.
* Little Billy is replaced with an eldritch God that looks similar to him, but only speak in an eldritch tounge.
* Randy only works on the Phone Sex Hotline, with the swans now turning demonic.
* Mayor Mingus is still running for mayor, trying to get the "demon vote" according to Randy.
* Karen is not at the bank. According to Randy, she snapped when demons started tracking mud, grabbed a broom, and has since become a warlord.
* Oliver still works at the movie theaters not at all bugged by the demons and his boss/father figure Mr Dickens sporting tentacles.
* Theoroar is dead, with his skeleton laying at the Dialtown Zoo.
* Shooty and Stabby are now demons, with Shooty having changed his name to Gougey. They appear when you state you'd sell your soul for a ice cream sandwich.
* Bunny now uses people in his burgers.

### Little Bel'oth Dialouge

Little Bel’oth, the demon form of Little Billy, only speaks in an “eldritch tongue”. The demon gibberish is actually a decipherable substitution code. It is in Atbash, where you basically flip the alphabet backwards, so A is Z, B is Y, C is X, and so forth. Here’s the translated dialogue:

(Summon Little Bel’oth)

Little Bel’oth: Oh, hey worthless mortal-bozo. What’s the haps, then?

**“I can’t understand what you’re saying”**

B: I’m an eldritch being, of course I have an accent.

If I wanted to hear english, I’d go torture some humans, bozo.

You try speaking with tentacles, numbskull.

Anyhow, you want anything from me, or are you just here to gawk at my phone-tcles?

**“When is the world gonna end for REAL, O’Old One?”**

B: Are you for fucking REAL?

Pal, the sky is red, and I’m here. How much worse do you think it could possibly get?

**“Incomprehensible. I’ve met with a terrible fate. Thank you.”**

B: Don’t mention it, worthless mortal.

**“I swear those tentacles are new. Where’d you get ‘em, anyhow?**

B: Ah, y’know, got promoted.

Turns out demons are great at spotting one of their own, I guess, horns or not. Who knew?

**“I can’t understand a single fucking thing you’re saying.”**

B: Of course you can’t, you’re an idiot.

**“Hey, kid, got any cool demonic slurs for me?”**

B: Honestly? ‘Zounds’ is the favourite in hell at the moment.

Means 'god's wounds’, y’know, since the fucker’s clearly dead at this point.

Now then, I’m a busy immortal, so let’s carry this along bozo.

**“Hey, can you baptize me?”**

B: Me? Pal, I’m the unholiest thing in the city, right now!

If I so much as stepped near holy water, either I’d combust or the holy water’d evaporate!

Maybe both at once, I dunno.

**“English. Do you speak English?”**

B: I’ll get the hang of these tentacles eventually, I’m sure.

**“This is fake and gay. Leave my sight, demon.”**

B: Alrighty, good gravy. See you soon, sliceman.

## Endings

World Ending: The demon gives up on getting baptized, but God suddenly appears, having only been on vacation, and fixes the red tint in the screen. As it turns out, the source of the Rapture was a being named Frongles unleashing an eldritch entity on the timeline. God then berates the demon, who turns out to be Phonegingi, having dropped them off in this timeline to act as his emergency contact in case this happened, with them having forgotten. After Phonegingi laughs at him for accidentally saying "hell" again, God just tells the player to "take their ending and go", and the world ends.