First Battle of CoolioCity

For the conflict that took place during the Uldarash Civil War, see Second Battle of CoolioCity.

## First Battle of CoolioCity

### Result

* Decisive Chevkri victory
* Reclamation of CoolioCity by Chevkri

The **First Battle of CoolioCity** (also known as the **CoolioCity Skirmish** or as the **CoolioCity Incident**) was a conflict that took place on August 26th 2021 between Chevkri Republic forces and Ben "Anti\_Xray\_Plugin" Shapiro over the Chekvri town of CoolioCity on Baldia's backyard.

## Background

On the evening of August 26, 2021, the New Baldian Militia, consisting of only former New Baldia and Dialga mayor Ben Shapiro, marched into Chevkri settlement of CoolioCity and began claiming the entire area for nearby New Baldia. The cause of this attack was the growing tension between Montroig and Chevkri over the Upper Montroigian Peninsula and Baldia's Backyard, mainly fueled by JackFKennedy and the Kennedy Militia. Shapiro, while not a member of the militia, was a political ally of Kennedy, even running for vice-guardian on their guardian ticket. Kennedy and their militia denied any involvement in the attack, citing that every member of the militia was offline at the time of the attack and Shapiro was neither part of the militia nor given any orders by it.

## Engagement

Shapiro said he was claiming CoolioCity in the New Baldia channel of the Montroig Discord, and even posted a screenshot, to which the then Chevkri Apex, UrsusTheEngineer, deployed the Chevkri army to take back control of the city and kill Ben Shapiro. At around 10:30 PM EST, a brigade of Chevkri troops arrived at CoolioCity and slew Shapiro ending his mass claiming. Shapiro was then ordered by Montroigian Minister of Defense Foubrac to unclaim all of CoolioCity, which he did not. Because of that Gooblegins had to be called to unclaim the land, once Gooblegins came she ordered the Chevkrian soldier John8355 some cooked fish while she talked to Ben Shapiro. A former Chevkrian citizen was spectating Gooblegins talking to Ben Shapiro. After a few minutes of negotiation, Ben Shapiro attacked Tomhins with his sword. John8355 quickly withdrew his weapon and rushed towards Ben Shapiro hitting him many times and thus making him dig himself into a hole. In the meantime Gooblegins was unclaiming all of the chunks, but refused to unclaim the one with Ben in it. So John8355 tried to get into his hole and was trapped by Ben, thankfully he survived and made Gooblegins unclaim the last chunk. After that Ben ran away by using ./la spawn.
The soldier John8355 then claimed all of the chunks thus creating a new claim called "New\_CoolioCity" which he owns to this day. The Chevkrian soldiers only remained for a while before they left the battle.

## Aftermath

Nearly directly following the skirmish, Shapiro was banned from Stoneworks for an unrelated incident using racial slurs. The incident caused increased tension between Chevkri and Montroig, and much of the blame fell on JackFKennedy for inciting the ideas of trying to claim Baldia's Backyard and CoolioCity. The incident was cited in the prosecution's evidence during the trials for the Kennedy Conspiracy.

On August 27th 2021, the Chevkri troops left the border, but New CoolioCity remained claimed and it still does to this day, despite the fact that the city has laid abandoned since June 2021. The Church of Bernard attempted to start a church or holy site of some sorts there during the skirmish, based on signs left in CoolioCity, but was unable to following Chevkri reclaiming the city causing them to be unable to build there.