The Future to Talk to Animals/Transcript

* (fade in: to the jungle. Pan down to Clyde the Wild Boy being chased by a vicious wolf barking at him and trying to eat him)
* Clyde: Look you, I'm not your lunch, why don't you pick on someone your own size!
* Wolf: (growls and barks)
* Clyde: I can't even reason with him. (picks up his sphere) Don't make me use this! I don't want to kill you, but if you come anywhere near me, I'll turn you into wolf meat! (the wolf whimpers and then runs off) And don't come back! (sighs) Why do I have to put up with him? (fade in to the inside jungle hut where Franny the elephant is near his side) I tell you Franny, that wolf is getting on my nerves! If only there was some way I can talk to him to leave me alone. (knock on the door) Oh, come in!
* Tommy: Hi, Clyde.
* Clyde: Oh, hi, Tommy. I'm just exhausted from being chased by that big bad wolf.
* Tommy: You were chased by a wolf.
* Clyde: Yeah. Wolves look somewhat like dogs but they would make lousy pets. For one thing, their powerful jaws can bite into just about anything, including large bones. Imagine what they would do to your house slippers.
* Tommy: I see. Well, I think I might have something that could cheer you up. Here. (gives him a special silver circle thingy)
* Clyde: What's this, Tommy?
* Tommy: It's a new invention from Professor Moshimo, it will give us the opportunity to talk to any animal. It's even water proof.
* Clyde: That's it! That could be just what I need to speak my mind to that wolf! How do you turn this thing on?
* Tommy: Oh, it's simple. There's a switch on their. (turns the switch) Now, put it to your ear, and you'll be able to hear what the animals say.
* Clyde: Okay. (to Franny) Uh, earth to Franny. Can you hear me?
* Franny: (turns over) Clyde, did you just talk to me? Did you really understand me?
* Clyde: I did, thanks to Moshimo's latest creation.
* Franny: (hugs Clyde by the trunk) I knew you'd find a way to talk to me!
* Clyde: So, what do you plan on doing later?
* Franny: Well, I've planned on going for a swim with my fellow elephant friends. What are you doing?
* Clyde: Well, I'm gonna rush down to the supermarket to find some meat for that bad wolf to give him a peace of my mind. (to Tommy) Tommy, did you get one?
* Tommy: Almost everybody in the Bay Area got one. Even Dr. Kamikazi. Yuck.
* Clyde: Well, I can't thank you enough. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to get to the store to put an end to the wolf hunt! By the way, tell Moshimo I said thank you, Tommy.
* Tommy: Well do.
* Clyde: Pretty soon, my trouble with the wolf will be over! (swings off and Tarzan yells)
* Franny: Well, while you do that. I'm going to go for a swim. (walks off)
* Robotboy: (pops up) Tommy, how you?
* Tommy: Hey, I had one on my ear, too, Ro.
* (sometime later, we cut to Katie Jones in the backyard writing in her journal)
* Katie: Dear Journal, tragically, I have not written in here for many days. So, I think I will write a sad poem about lost friendship.
* Lola: (walks by) Oh, Katie, there you are. And you haven't died in the night.
* Katie: Died? Oh, heck no. But maybe perhaps at the end of the poem.
* Lola: Well, you see, I was down in the kitchen to get me some cupcakes, but there were no cupcakes in the pantry, and since it's your job to help out with some grocery shopping, I thought you have died.
* Katie: (surprised) Oh, Lola, I'm sorry! I forgot! (closes journal) Well, I guess one doesn't live on food enough. I'll go to the store right away.
* Lola: Nice of you to remember.
* Katie: (walks away) Well, anytime. (as she walks down the street) Hmm, I wonder what kind of cupcakes Lola would want. Maybe vanilla, chocolate, or maybe both! (vicious growling can be heard in the distance) Gee, I must be hungry. (the growling gets closer) Wait! That wasn't my tummy! What was that?! (the wolf from earlier emerges from the bushes and howls and barks and runs over to Katie) A wolf! HELP!
* Clyde: (as he carries his bag full of meat) It's Katie, she's in trouble! (Tarzan yells and swings off)]
* Wolf: (snarls)
* Katie: Please don't kill and eat me! I'm only a kid! (the wolf growls and Katie screams in fear and Clyde rushes to the scene) Clyde!
* Clyde: Don't worry, Katie, I'll save you! (stands in front of Katie and in front of the wolf) What do you think you're doing?!
* Wolf: (suddenly spoken) I'm hungry! I wanted a taste of the Tomboy Kid, the name's Warren. Hey, I know you, you're the jungle kid I was trying to eat earlier! How can you understand me?
* Clyde: Professor Moshimo's latest invention. Listen, I don't want you to eat any humans. They're bad for your digestive system.
* Warren: But I'm a wolf, I'm suppose to hunt down for food, and I'm not a vegetarian. If I can't eat humans or animals, what can I eat?
* Clyde: Well, Warren, you can try this roast beef, hamburger, pork chops, chicken, and a couple of french fries. As well as a thousand pounds of ground beef.
* Warren: (smacks his lips) Mmm, now that's more like it. I'll take it! I promise not to hunt down any humans. But if I'm ever hungry again, you fetch me the food okay. (walks off with the food as he bites down on some of the meat) Mmm. Delicious. (howls in delight)
* Katie: You saved my life!
* Clyde: Phew, you should be more careful out on the streets, Katie.
* Katie: By the way, how were you able to understand what the wolf was saying?
* Clyde: Tommy just showed me Moshimo's latest invention, it can help me communicate with animals. You don't have one.
* Katie: No.
* Clyde: Well, Tommy has more back at his house. Do yourself a favor and get one.
* Katie: Will do, but first, I have to go to the supermarket to buy Lola some cupcakes. Which way is the store?
* Clyde: (points to the right) That way, right where I arrived.
* Katie: Thanks. See you later, Clyde. (walks over to the store)
* Clyde: I did it! I gave that wolf a piece of my mind! (laughs) With this communicator, I can handle just about anything!
* (meanwhile in Kamikazi's lair)
* Dr. Kamikazi: I don't understand why I have to try out Moshimo's latest creation, it's just a waste of garbage! And why should I try it on my dog, Jerome?
* Constantine: Come on, Boss, try it out. You might enjoy it.
* Dr. Kamikazi: (sighs) Oh, all right. (puts it into his ear) Now, Jerome, could you say something.
* Jerome: If you want me to say something, I never liked how Bambi made fun of me when we tricked her along with her hot mother.
* Dr. Kamikazi: Well, at least it works. Wait a minute, if this thing can help communicate with animals, I'll bet it can also help me communciate with my fellow minions! Constantine, I've got a perfect plan to...
* Constantine: Don't tell me, try to kidnap Robotboy and take over the world, right?
* Dr. Kamikazi: Right, how'd you guess?
* Constantine: Every time it's the same thing, they win, and we lose!
* Dr. Kamikazi: Well, you just wait and see, when I convert this into both a animal and minion translator, the entire Bay Area will bow to their knees!
* Constantine: (sighs) Here we go again.
* (cut to Tommy's house where Katie discusses what happened earlier)
* Katie: And then Clyde came to my rescue and talked to the wolf that was named Warren and gave him food for him to eat to leave me alone.
* Tommy: Sounds like you had quite an experience.
* Katie: Indeed. By the way, do you have one of those communicators?
* Tommy: Oh, I've got one more, and this one is for you, Kate.
* Katie: Gee, thanks.
* Lola: Hey, Katie. Thanks for the cupcakes.
* Katie: Well, I never would've gotten to the store if it weren't for Clyde. Say, where is he anyway?
* Tommy: I'll bet he's putting the communicator to good use.
* (meanwhile back in the jungle, a lion is roaring at a warthog when Clyde comes in)
* Clyde: Hold it! You can't eat up this warthog, he's endangered species!
* Lion: But we lions have to eat. If we can't eat a warthog, what can I eat?
* Clyde: (tosses him some strips of bacon and a zebra leg) Here, try this!
* Lion: (sniffs it and roars) Mmm. Bacon and zebra legs, my favorite. Thanks, very much, wild boy. (walks off with the zebra leg and bacon)
* Warthog: Thanks for the help, Mr. Jungle Kid.
* Clyde: It was nothing, don't thank me, thank Moshimo. (hears giant footsteps) Uh oh. I don't think those are animal footsteps. (looks out from the bushes)
* Dr. Kamikazi: Go forth my fellow minions, we are going to rage into the bay area!
* Minion #1: Yes, master!
* Clyde: Oh, no! Dr. Kamikazi, I've got to warn the others.
* (cut to Tommy's room)
* Tommy: Do you got any threes?
* Robotboy: Go fish.
* (Clyde does his Tarzan yell and flies into Tommy's room)
* Tommy: Whoa, Clyde, what are you doing here?
* Clyde: It's Dr. Kamikazi, he's attacking the town! Again.
* Tommy: You sure?
* Clyde: Look outside. (Tommy looks out the window and sees Kamikazi and his minions attacking the town)
* Tommy: Oh, no! What can we do, we can't fight him and all his comrades.
* Clyde: (thinks for a moment) Wait! I've got an idea! But I'm gonna need your help from you and your friends. I'll round up some of the animals. Meet me downtown in a few minutes.
* Tommy: Will do.
* (cut to Katie's bedroom, still writing in her journal)
* Katie: So journal, I had quite a weird day today. A wolf tried to eat me, but Clyde managed to back him off. But now there's an attack in the Bay Area by Kamikazi and Constantine. I don't-(stops narrating) Wait a minute, I can't just sit here writing about it. (closes journal) I've got to DO something!
* (cut to downtown)
* Dr. Kamikazi: Load the missiles, minions!
* Minions: Yes masters. (they load up the minions as Clyde and the other animals enter the scene)
* Robotboy: Kamikazi attacking!
* Franny: Is this where this Kamikazi guy is attacking?
* Clyde: Yes, Franny.
* Tommy: Okay, Robotboy, do your stuff! (pushes the button on his watch and Robotboy goes into superactive mode)
* Clyde: Animals attack!
* Dr. Kamikazi: Oh, no. Fire! (they fire the missiles at the animals, but they dodge it. Franny even grabs one by the trunk)
* Franny: Now way are we going to be extinct. Take this! (tosses the missile back at Kamikazi)
* Dr. Kamikazi: Uh oh. (the missile hits at Kamikazi.
* Franny: Yes!
* Rhino: I'm gonna charge at those minions! (charges through them one by one destroying them) Ha ha ha! (Robotboy uses his lasers at couple more minions while the lion roars at Constantine and Jerome, scaring them off, pretty soon, it was all just Dr. Kamikazi.
* Clyde: So, Kamikazi, what do you say? Surrender? It's you against all of us anyway.
* Dr. Kamikazi: I will never surrender you half-naked molerat.
* Clyde What? What did YOU just call me. (growls in anger as his face gets red)
* Dr. KamikazI: Okay, calm down, I didn't mean to do say that. Please don't rip off your loincloth and beat me up.
* Clyde: (suddenly regaining his cool) Oh, I don't have to do anything. I've got a secret weapon.
* Dr. Kamikazi: And what pray tell might that be.
* Clyde: Warren! Take them down! (Warren Wolf enters and growls at Dr. Kamikazi)
* Dr. Kamikazi: Uh oh.
* Warren: I'm having me Kamikazi tonight! (he charges over to Dr. Kamikazi and scratches him and bites on his arm)
* Dr. Kamikazi: YEOWCH!
* Warren: Mmm! You taste good! (eats up half of his jacket)
* Dr. Kamikazi: No, my mother made that special for me! Stop, stop, please!
* Warren: Do you surrender?
* Dr. Kamikazi: Yes. I give uncle, uncle! (runs off) You may have won this time, but I'll be back!
* Warren: From now on, Dr. Kamikazi is part of my diet! (laughs) along with all other foods Clyde gave me.
* Lola: Clyde, you did it! You saved our town.
* Clyde: It was nothing really. Although I do feel bad about the mess here in the Bay Area.
* Tommy: We'll help you clean this up. Right, Ro.
* Robotboy: Robotboy clean up.
* Clyde: Thanks guys.
* Katie: Hey, what are friends for?
* (sometime later, back in the jungle)
* Clyde: Oh, boy, Franny, what a day. I'm so tired, I could...(he falls asleep on his bed, dropping his communicator, but Franny picks it up and puts it on the desk. Suddenly, wolf growls can be heard, angering Clyde) Here, take this meat! You happy! (tosses a zebra leg)
* Warren: (eats the leg) Mmm! Nothing I like better than the taste of generosity. (laughs)
* END.