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Candace Kidman

Candace Kidman is a tiefling hailing from Devil's Arsehole. She is the niece of the Queen, who is head of the Kidman Family. Like many tieflings, she is red-skinned, but she also has red hair as well. She is known for her anger, but is loath to express or experience other emotions.

She is aware of Plank's history of weapons-making as a blacksmith, including knowing him by his chosen name Plank rather than by his former name Rigor Morris. She knows him well enough to reply when he sends her a message via Silver Galah.

It is indicated that she and Nathan "Nuggo" Worthington previously had some sort of relationship, as when she appeared at his wedding to Kayleigh Lotto she indicated that she was angry she had actually experienced emotions.

She is a skilled and brutal fighter, causing significant death and destruction as she made her way up the tower in Hogan's Knife.

## Episodes

### Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1

Just as Nathan "Nuggo" Worthington and Kayleigh Lotto are about to exchange vows, four airships of the Kidman Family appear over the town of Hogan's Knife. Using magic to amplify her voice, she shouts angrily at Nuggo Worthington. The Kidman airships then begin to release dropbears across the town.

### Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2

When Plank sends a Silver Galah with a message indicating he is in the town below, Candace does not lessen her assault or offer to avoid him. However, she states that if he brings her Kayleigh Lotto, "all will be forgiven".

After the baby Rolo Hemsworth has been brought to the central tower, she has her flagship airship land in the town square. She and her army kill the majority of bogans remaining in the area, and then make their way up the tower, killing as they go. She reaches the upper balcony just as Jace Hemsworth is leaving in the Hemsworth Family flagship airship with Rolo Hemsworth, Gadai, McKenzie, Plank and Nuggo Worthington. She hurls curses at them as they leave.

## Appearances

* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1
* Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2
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Hemsworth Family

The Hemsworth Family are one of the royal families of Fantasy Australia. They are goliaths. They are settled along the Shitface Coast, in the north-east. The banner of the family is red with yellow lightning, and the head of house is Thorson Hemsworth.

## Known Members

* Thorson Hemsworth
* Jace Hemsworth (brother of Odinson Hemsworth)
* Rolo Hemsworth

## Appearances

* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1
* Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2

## Trivia

* The Hemsworth family is named after the Australian acting family best known for brothers Luke, Chris and Liam Hemsworth.
Flail of Slaughter

The Flail of Slaughter was a magical weapon made by Plank during his time as a blacksmith. Unknowingly working with metal that had been infused with magic, he created the Flail, which went on to cause many deaths that were mostly on the other side of the war. This earned him favour with the Kidman Family.

Later episodes appear to have retconned the existence of the Flail of Slaughter or, given the events of A New Dope, it may have been an alternate timeline event.

## Appearances

* Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2 (mentioned)
"Cunnies and Sequential Arse" Book

"Cunnies and Sequential Arse" is a non-magical item, a book taken from the erotic library which forms the fourth circle of The Clungeon. Plank selects this book, and Wenzo is later seen reading it.

## Appearances

* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2

## Trivia

* The name of this book is a play on "Comics and Sequential Art," a very influential book analyzing the comics medium published in 1985 by genre-forming artist Will Eisner.
Humpyhorses

Humpyhorses are large draft animals described as resembling a cross between a Clydesdale and a camel, and are well-adapted to the desert climates of Fantasy Western Australia. Humpyhorses with a single hump are referred to as "One-Humpies".

They are first encountered in Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1 and appear frequently but rarely in a narratively important role. Wenzo encourages Gadai, McKenzie  and Plank to steal two horses from the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine to pull the Pie Wagon which they also take to form a base for their travelling adventuring party.

In Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1, one of the humpyhorses is struck by a jumbucker and killed. The party takes the other one into the town of Hogan's Knife to buy a new second humpyhorse, but in the end is forced to flee the city without the original horse. Jace Hemsworth supplies them with two new humpyhorses instead.

## Named Individuals

* Winona Bottlebrush - one of the two original humpyhorses. Episode 4 to Episode 6
* Daisy the Humpyhorse - one of the humpyhorses gifted to the party by Jace Hemsworth. Episode 7 to ?
* Jacko the Humpyhorse - one of the humpyhorses gifted to the party by Jace Hemsworth. Episode 7 to ?
Silver Galah

The Silver Galah is an Uncommon magical item which does not require attunement. It is a statuette small enough to fit in a pocket; as an action the user can speak the command word and throw the figurine, which will become a living creature as long as it lands in an unoccupied space. The creature is friendly to the user and their companions and will follow commands; if given no commands it will defend itself but take no other actions.

The Silver Galah can become a real galah for up to twelve hours. Once used, it cannot be used again for two days. While in raven form, it can be used to cast Animal Messenger at will.

A Silver Galah is taken from the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine safe by the party, and later carried by McKenzie. She calls it "Fuckface".

## Appearances

* Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3 (mentioned)
* Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2

## External Links

* Figurine of Wondrous Power (Silver Raven) at D&D Beyond
Halflings

Halflings are an uncommon race in Fantasy Australia. They do not have a royal family or capital city.

Many Fantasy Australia residents may reach adulthood without encountering halflings, because of their scarcity. Because of their short stature, they are often considered by other races to be cute and childlike, which can lead to patronising or insulting behaviour towards them. However, most halflings who have interacted with other peoples have had to grow up tough and tenacious, and they are not to be underestimated.

Nicknames for them include tackers, anklebiters, or short stuff. Racial slurs include: shitsqueaks, jelly babies, mulligrubs, happy meals.

## Appearances

As Gadai is a halfling, they have appeared in every episode. Halflings other than Gadai have appeared in the following episodes:

* Episode 20: ChrisTmas Special, Deep Dickens, Part 1
* Episode 21: ChrisTmas Special, Deep Dickens, Part 2
* Episode 123: The Sidney Hobo Bridge Part 1
* Episode 124: The Sidney Hobo Bridge Part 2
Chugger-Bugger

*"This two-bit stack o' shit likes to piss and spit. They are two dirty bodies that fight as one, it's... Chugger-Bugger."*

## History

Little is known of Chugger's or Bugger's history prior to their meeting with Gadai, McKenzie and Plank. At some point, they formed a fighting team with Barbarabarian and Channing Taters to fight in The Barneydome, but the team appears to have only lasted for one day as Channing was arrested the day after his arrival.

## Characteristics

Chugger and Bugger, known collectively as Chugger-Bugger, are a pair of goblins from the Nippenbiddy Barneydome. They are both grubby, scrawny and scrappy. Chugger stands on Bugger's shoulders and they wield a scimitar, which they take turns in using.

## Episodes

### Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome

Chugger-Bugger appears, along with Barbarabarian and Channing Taters, in the daily prize fight in the Nippenbiddy Barneydome. Attracted by the sparkly fabric on McKenzie's head, they attempt to attack her, but are unsuccessful.

## Quotes

* Chugger: "I'm gonna spit in your face, see?"
* Bugger: "I'm gonna piss on your shoes, see?"

## Trivia

* The build for Chugger-Bugger may be inspired by fan favourite concepts such as "Three kobolds in a trenchcoat".
Flamin' Crows

Flamin' Crows are roughly the same size of a regular crow except they are on fire and like to try to burn people's faces off. Flocks of them will dive out of the air in an attempt to ignite a foe, although they are smart enough to retreat if the odds are against them. They have razor sharp claws and are immune to fire damage, although it doesn't take much to kill them. Flamin' Crows are kept away from populated areas by enchanted scarecrows which act like magic wards.

A flock of Flamin' Crows attack our heroes when they are en route to the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine which has had its magic ward mysteriously stolen.

## Trivia

* Flamin' Crows are named after the phrase "Stone the flaming crows!" famously uttered by the Home and Away character Alf Stewart.
Jace Hemsworth

*You open up and there is Nuggo - strapped to a chair, he's bound, he's gagged, and the seven foot goliath that is Jace Hemsworth is standing in front of him. One first in his other hand, because he's a martial artist, so he doesn't have any weapons. He's just sort of flexing.*
*Luke, Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2*

## History

Jace Hemsworth is the younger brother of the head of the Hemsworth Family, Thorson Hemsworth. The Hemsworth Family are settled in the Shitface Coast, in the north-east of Fantasy Australia.

He was in a relationship with Kayleigh Lotto for approximately eighteen months. However, when they want to the B&S (Boofers and Slappers) Ball together, Kayleigh instead hooked up with Nathan "Nuggo" Worthington and dumped Jace. Jace made the decision to crash her wedding five days later.

## Characteristics

Jace Hemsworth is a male goliath of about seven feet tall. He is very physically fit, lean and muscular. He is a skilled martial artist who fights unarmed, using punches and in particular his "sweet kicks".

Jace is a friendly but sensitive individual, prone to outbursts of emotion and impulsiveness but not with ill intentions. He is angry at the way Nuggo has mistreated Kayleigh in their brief time together, and seemingly more concerned with punishing Nuggo for this than for pursuing Kayleigh or trying to force her to come back.

He is deeply upset when he thinks that the group is taunting him with the idea of being a father, and horrified at the thought that they would hurt his child or would allow his child to come to harm. He is also hurt when Gadai accuses him of being a bad father.

## Episodes

### Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1

Just as Nathan "Nuggo" Worthington and Kayleigh Lotto are about to exchange vows in Hogan's Knife, four airships of the Hemsworth Family appear over the town of Hogan's Knife. Using magic to amplify his voice, Jace Hemsworth proclaims his continuing love for Kayleigh Lotto.

### Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2

The flagship of the Hemsworth fleet docks on the central tower of Hogan's Knife. By the time that Gadai, McKenzie and Plank next see Jace, he his alone in the balcony room with Nuggo, with Nuggo tied to a chair and gagged. When he states that he and Kayleigh had been in a long-term relationship until just days previously, the group state that Rolo is his child. He at first assumes they are taunting him, until they point out the child has his eyes.

Jace is initially reluctant to trade his airship for his son, but after Gadai, McKenzie and Plank briefly attack and injure him he agrees to give them a lift out of the town, and provide them with a new pair of humpyhorses, if they will give him back his son. As they leave, he also takes Nuggo Worthington onto the airship with them.

## Appearances

* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1
* Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2

## Quotes

* "Don't... don't mess with me. Please... are you toying with me? You're toying with me? Because I'm... I know I'm sensitive." - Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2
* "You... do know who I am, right?" - Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2
Stevie's Mother

Stevie's Mother is a resident of Bewdy Hill. She is an ugly woman (requiring a DC14 Con saving throw to not vomit at the sight of her). On hearing her son Stevie talking to Gadai, McKenzie and Plank, Stevie's Mother exist the house and orders him to return home.

## Appearances

* Episode 4: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 1
Bacardi

*And behind [Clint Flicker] is this large, looming succubus, who is hovering over him and kind of, like... just content. Just smiling. Just so happy with these proceedings.*
*- Luke, Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2*

## History

Little is known of Bacardi's history prior to her meeting with Gadai, McKenzie and Plank. As a succubus, she will have been a fiend for her entire existence.
It is not clear whether she created The Clungeon, or whether it existed before she came to mastery of it. She feeds off The Clungeon's erotic power as well as, or perhaps instead of, draining the life force of individual mortals.

At some point, she became associated with Clint Flicker and Clint Flicker's Travelling Beauty Contest, using it to gather attractive individuals who could be transported directly to The Clungeon.

## Characteristics

Bacardi is a sly, seductive and charismatic individual who prefers to use scheming over outright confrontation, and uses trickery to get people into The Clungeon. However, she is more than willing to use force, as can be seen with her treatment of Clint Flicker.

## Episodes

### Episode 4: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 1

Disguised as an unattractive little girl, Bacardi approaches McKenzie on the outskirts of Bewdy Hill and offers her a desert pea flower. When McKenzie accepts, Bacardi tells her "You're beautiful."

Bacardi is also responsibilut for the erotic dreams that McKenzie experiences that night.

### Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2

Bacardi is in the seventh circle of The Clungeon, with a small circle of aasimar and a naked and restrained Clint Flicker. When Gadai, McKenzie and Plank enter, she initially tries to Charm McKenzie to sit down and not fight, but McKenzie overcomes the order and initiates a fight. The aasimar and Clint Flicker are released from Bacardi's immediate control.
As succubi are not as powerful in physical fights, Bacardi struggles. However, as McKenzie had accepted the flower the previous day, she is able to use a Draining Kiss which leaves McKenzie unconscious. Bacardi then tries to charm Gadai by taking the form of Vin Diesel, but is unsuccessful. Plank, with assistance from Gadai, then kills her.
At Bacardi's death, The Clungeon starts to disintegrate and ejects the individuals from the material plane who had recently entered it, indicating that at least some of its power was tied directly to Bacardi.

## Appearances

* Episode 4: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 1
* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2

## Quotes

* "You're beautiful." - Episode 4: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 1
Todoke! Idol

***Todoke! Idol,*** *(とどけ！アイドル lit. Reach For It! Idol)* is the second song you obtain in the game, after reading the first episode.

It is sang by Shimamura Uzuki, Shibuya Rin, Honda Mio, Futaba Anzu, Moroboshi Kirari.

It was written by marhy, and composed/arranged by Tetsuya Uchida.

## Track Listing

01. Shine!!

02. **Todoke! Idol**

03. Onegai! Cinderella

04. Shine!! (Off Vocal)

05. **Todoke! Idol** (Off Vocal)
Mrs Mac

*McKenzie lets out this Mage Hand and plucks the mask away to reveal... a not evil, ugly... an almost grandmotherly, broad face.*
*- Luke, Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3*

## History

Prior to her encounter with Gadai, McKenzie and Plank, Mrs Mac had opened and run a successful pie business whose pies were recognisable to Plank at the very least. However, she says that she has "done things we ain't proud of" when asked if she is a convict.

Seeking to take over the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine, Mrs Mac infiltrated the mine in the disguise of a dwarf named Stroker, paid Ratrooter and his gang to help her in her takeover, and swore a bloody oath with a Meat Golem from the Bacon Dimension for further power.

## Characteristics

Mrs Mac has the appearance of a kindly, almost grandmotherly figure, and speaks with a British accent. However, she is not only a canny and ruthless businesswoman but is willing to make a deal with a Meat Golem for further power.

While disguised as Stroker, Mrs Mac wears a mask which is lumpy and lopsided, giving the rough appearance of someone who has had a significant stroke. She does not speak. Ratrooter refers to her as male and explains that Stroker had a stroke which left him unable to talk or move his face properly.

## Episodes

### Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2!

Mrs Mac, under the guise of Stroker, is a member of Ratrooter's gang who seek to seize control of the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine. When Ratrooter leaves, intimidated by Gadai, she goes with him.

### Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2!

Mrs Mac, Ratrooter and Boont are in the secret room beyond the sacrificial chamber when Gadai, McKenzie and Plank enter. After McKenzie uses Mage Hand to remove the mask, Mrs Mac reveals herself and explains her intentions. The party then attack her, doing considerable damage quite quickly. She attempts to negotiate with the party but is killed.

## Appearances

* Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2 (disguised)
* Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3

## Trivia

* Mrs Mac's Pies are a family-owned pie brand produced in Perth, Western Australia, and sold throughout Australia and New Zealand.
* As there is a reference to Stoker, cousin of Stroker, it is possible that Stroker was a real dwarf whose place Mrs Mac took in order to infiltrate the mine.
* Mrs Mac has the use of the spells Hold Person (a 2nd level Enchantment) and Command (a 1st level Enchantment), but as Plank passes his Wisdom saving throws they are ineffective. Her spell save DC is 11.
* Her weapon was an enchanted chef's knife which dealt 1d4+2 damage.
Manmus

Manmus are an artificially-formed creature in Fantasy Australia. They are therefore unique to this area.

They are formed from the fusion of rudebirds and humans, specifically sleepingbaggers. They are formed something like a centaur, only with the body and legs of a rudebird attached to the torso, head and arms of a sleepingbagger.

Manmus appear to retain some level of sapience, as they are able to form words and short phrases, but it is unclear whether they have the full intelligence that they had during life.

The human part of the manmu is capable of attacking using basic weapons (such as knives or daggers) or natural weapons such as teeth. The rudebird part is capable of attacking with its powerful slashing claws. Despite being joined, both parts have relatively separate systems, and even if one half is significantly injured the other can continue to function but may be unable to move.

## Appearances

* Episode 8: The Crackatinny Caper Part 1
* Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2
Piercing Durability tiers

Piercing Durability is usually different from standard durability in many cases.
Piercing Durability is usually different from standard durability in many cases.

**H2** Human level or weaker

**H1**Tough human level - slightly resistant to piercing damage.

**G2**Armor level - skin or standard armor allows to resist slashing with minor blood, and allows to survive handgun bullets with usually minor wounds

**G1**Thick armor level - Skin or standard armor can resist one or two weak shots from small firearms and is nearly immune to slashing

**F2**Knife-proof level - Steel knives, or spears cannot hurt them. Bullets from small handguns can cause minor inconvenience and cuts.

**F1**Small fire-proof - Can no-sell small handguns fire.

**E2**Low level bulletroof - Small bullets bounce off-their skin/armor. Can be hurt and cut by medium gunfire

**E1** Bulletproof - Can no-sell handguns, shotgun fire, helicopter fire etc.

**D** Diamond hard - Can tank high-calliber gunfire, and most earthly materials cannot cut them. Can be cut by special alien metals

**C2** Truly bulletroof - 50 cals bounce off their skin/armor without leaving any cuts or bruises.

**C1**Can resist blades which cut above 2 tiers without any problem

**B2**Can resist MCU Black Panther/FOX Wolverine's claws. Can resist any earth-made piercing weapon (not counting lasers)

**B1**Can resist being inside black-hole's event horizon

**A**Can resist weapons which can cut molecules and atoms

**EX**Can resist weapons which can cut people who can resist molecular piercing weapons. Can resist weapons which can cut anything and anyone. Can resist energy-based piercing weapons like energy blades and sharp lasers which act on planetary level or higher

**O**Can resist piercing attacks which can cut through space, time, spacetime or reality
Spookaroo

*Preparations are underway, because the end of Marpenoth marks the pagan festival that is known locally as Spookaroo. Now, not many people in the south really understand Spookaroo - any traditions have been passed along word of mouth and some of the details have no doubt been lost in translation over the years. Your countryfolk, however, enjoy any excuse to piss it up, to wear crazy costumes, break into stranger's houses and steal their food. They carve dicks in pumpkins, they carve dicks in watermelons, they carve dicks in cattle, they stick dicks in pumpkins, they stick dicks in watermelons, they stick dicks in cattle... and that's just the women.*
*- Luke, "Episode 12: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 1"*
Spookaroo is a holiday in Fantasy Australia.

Celebrated at the end of the month of Marpenoth, Spookaroo occurs in late spring. It is associated with paranormal activity and considered in some places a night to be feared and respected. In others, it is an excuse to party, its folkloric roots lost to word of mouth and the ravages of time.

## Appearances

* Episode 12: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 1
* Episode 13: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 2
* Episode 61: The Babadouche, Part 1
* Episode 62: The Babadouche, Part 2
* Episode 107: Spookaroo Special III, Horsh IT, Part 1
* Episode 108: Spookaroo Special III, Horsh IT, Part 2
* Episode 141: Monster Mash, Part 1
* Episode 142: Monster Mash, Part 2
Weredingledongers

Weredingledongers are a rare people in Fantasy Australia, and appear to be unique to the continent. Becoming a weredingledonger is in fact a sort of magical infection; it is known to be possible for humans and halflings to become weredingledongers, but the status of other peoples is unclear.
Weredingledongers have a regular or a bestial form, and most spend most of their time in their regular form in order to be undetected. Their bestial form has hair all over, more snout-like facial features, and increased physical strength and speed.
Dingledongers appear to have some dislike or distrust of weredingledongers.

## Known Individuals

* Channing Taters
* Wolverton Jackman

## Appearances

* Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1
* Episode 11: Beyond Barneydome Part 2
Gunnacarkit

*And you turn up to the edge of this town and there is a decrepit, decaying wooden sign that says "Gunnacarkit".*
Luke, Episode 12: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 1
Gunnacarkit is a town in Fantasy Western Australia. It is in an isolated area, and either due to its poverty and isolation or possible due to supernatural influences it is not listed on most or all mainstream maps. The economy of the town historically focused on the bakery owned by Solomon Brumby, and after Brumby's death the income of the town declined and it fell into moderate disrepair.

Most residents of the town are human, but it does have some non-human residents, including dwarves. It appears to have strong links to knowledge of fey creatures and the fey realm, including having at least one fey resident and having Brumby call on brownies to work for him at night.

Because Brumby was the major controller of wealth within the town, and because he had stolen the intellectual property, and thus the money, of a number of residents, after his death the town abruptly lost its economic drive. Many residents fell into poverty. In addition, Brumby either murdered or killed through negligence a number of his employees, leaving them without breadwinners as well as without the earnings from the inventions.

After Gadai, McKenzie and Plank retrieve the money from Solomon Brumby's bakery, Gadai ensures that it is returned to the residents of the town, so that it can be used to improve life and get the economy moving again.

## Residents

* Charlotte
* Cinnamon Shadowberry (deceased)
* Duncan Dongnuts (deceased)
* Kenny Wonkers (deceased)
* Maud Gooderthan (deceased)
* Richard Dickson (deceased)
* Sausageface Shirley (deceased)
* Solomon Brumby (deceased)

## Appearances

* Episode 12: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 1
* Episode 13: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 2
Wee Willy Winker

The Wee Willy Winker is an enchanted nightcap which gives the wearer sweet dreams. It is item number 65 on the Player's Handbook trinket table (PHB page 161).

In Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2, Plank finds a Wee Willy Winker on the body of coachman Whipper. Not knowing that it is magical, he throws it off the cliff over which Alf was taken by a Giant Huntsman Spider.
Dicko

## History

Nothing is known about Dicko's history prior to his encounter with the player characters, at which time he was a friend of Ratrooter and worked at the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine. At some point, he agreed to be paid by Mrs Mac to help her take over the mine, stating that one hundred gold was more than he could hope to earn as a miner.

## Characteristics

Dicko is slender compared to dwarves, and usually wears a long cloak that trails behind him. This cloak is to cover the fact that he is in fact a human walking on his knees.

## Episodes

### Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2!

Dicko backs up Ratrooter's attempted takeover of the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine after the disappearance of Alf the Steward and the bleeding pies, harassing Jolo. However, after Ratrooter is intimidated by Gadai, Dicko leaves with the others.

### Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3!

As the player characters make to enter the previously-boarded-off area of the mines, Dicko, disguised as a ghost with a sheet over his head, drops down and attempts to scare them away by talking about how dangerous the area is. However, McKenzie and then Plank are able to injure him, and McKenzie then removes the sheet to reveal Dicko.
Dicko is intimidated by Gadai again and reveals that he was paid by "her", but will not be more specific about whom or to what end. The player characters allow Dicko to live and he flees, but it is stated that he was killed by the large numbers of aggressive piebugs that were directly behind the party.

## Appearances

* Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2
* Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3

## Trivia

* It is not entirely clear whether Dicko's death by piebugs was canon, but as he is never seen again it seems likely.
* It is never explained why Dicko was pretending to be a dwarf.
Gadai

Gadai is the halfling  ranger played by Paris.

Gadai's randomly rolled ideal is The Greater Good.

At level three, Gadai took the Ranger subclass Hunter, and learned the spells Fog Cloud, Goodberry, and Speak With Animals.

In Episode 5, Gadai states that her ideal person would be solid, strong, a good provider, and not very talkative. "She's not very fussy!"
Meat Golem

*And it is a demon or a golem made entirely out of meat. It is gristly, it is chunky, it is - the deal was made with this horrible thing, and it is pissed off.*
*- Luke, Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3*

## History

Little is known of the Meat Golem's history prior to his discovery by the party. At some point, he was formed as part of a bloody oath sworn by Mrs Mac during her attempted takeover of the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine.

It is unclear whether the Meat Golem is a separate spirit inhabiting a golem's body, as he seems to have significantly more sapience and personality than most constructs. Notably, unlike most Flesh Golems, he can speak.

The Meat Golem indicates that he would like to pass along puns to Mrs Meat, but does not indicate his relation to her.

## Characteristics

The Meat Golem is bombastic, talkative, and fond of puns. Following Mrs Mac's death, he is angered by the failure of the bloody oath.

The Meat Golem has a low AC and gains disadvantage for one round when he experiences fire damage. He does slam attacks and once his hit points drop below a certain level, there is a chance that he will enter a Berserk state.

## Episodes

### Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3

After the defeat of Mrs Mac, the meat golem rises from the split altar of the sacrificial chamber and engages Gadai, McKenzie  and Plank in battle. The group dispatch him, and it is indicated that after his death the meaty remains are eaten by Plank and various of the dwarves who work for the mine.

## Quotes

* "Nice to MEAT you!" - Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery
* Sorry if I'm HAMMING it up!" - Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery
McKenzie's Dissertation

McKenzie's dissertation is the longform piece of work which McKenzie produced as part of the conclusion of her most recent graduate degree.

It is not known exactly what the dissertation covered. However, it is stated that it contained statements which were significantly racist against dwarves.

As a result of the backlash against the dissertation, McKenzie was instructed by her family to keep her head down for a while. This included going on benefits rather than being supported by her family, leading to her getting the job as security for the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine.

## Appearances

* Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1 (mentioned)
Dingle-Donger

Dingle-Dongers are Fantasy Australia's answer to dingoes. They are a large, wild canine who - much like the Dire Wolves of old - have incredibly large dick bones, regardless of sex. They communicate over long distances by slapping their dongers against a hard surface like a rock or a tree.

## Appearances

Gadai claims to have been raised in the bush by dingle-dongers.
Ridgie Didge Didgerton

Ridgie Didge Didgerton is a jazz saxaphonist known for his quick-moving fingers. Both Plank and Wenzo are fans.

He has at least three of his own teeth and a large flowing moustache.

## Appearances

* Episode 14: Baby Piggy Brayden Part 1 (mentioned)
* Episode 16: The Sloshed Boys Part 1
* Episode 17: The Sloshed Boys Part 2
Whipper

*The scrawny coachman nods; he doesn't really look at you. He scrambles down to the side door, and it almost hits him as the door bursts open.*
*- Luke, Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1!*

## History

Nothing is known about Whipper's history prior to his job driving a stagecoach for the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine.

## Episodes

### Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1!

Whipper drives the coach for Alf the Steward to meet with Gadai, McKenzie and Plank. When Methface, Pusbum and Shitgob attempt to hold up the stagecoach, he offers to run them over before Alf tells the three player characters to deal with the bushrangers instead.

### Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2!

On reaching the signs for the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine, Whipper halts the stagecoach to tell Alf the Steward that the ward is down and animals are attacking. A Flamin' Crow then performs a dive attack on Whipper, knocking him off the stagecoach and into the bushes.

A short time later, the group sees a Flamin' Crow fly past carrying the detached skin of Whipper's face. Plank searches Whipper's body, finding ten gold pieces, a whip, and the Wee Willy Winker.

## Appearances

* Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1!
* Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2!
Lizardfolk

Lizardfolk, sometimes called "lizardblokes", are an uncommon people in Fantasy Australia. They have no known capital city or royal family.

They are Medium humanoids, with scaled skin and lizard-like facial features including reptilian teeth. The heat of Fantasy Australia is good for them, as they are cold-blooded, but they do face issues of drying out in arid conditions.

Most lizardfolk keep to themselves and do not become involved with the affairs of other, mammalian, peoples. They prefer their isolated and peaceful lives. Due to this, some other residents of Fantasy Australia consider them enigmatic, while others consider them apathetic. However, the occasional more curious lizardfolk may emerge to explore more of the bustling outside world.

They appear in the second circle of The Clungeon, the Cleansing Chambers.

## Appearances

* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2
Kidman Family

The Kidman family are one of the royal families of Fantasy Australia. They are tieflings. They are settled in Devil's Arsehole, an island off the south coast of the continent. The banner of the family is black with an inverted orange triangle. They are matrilineal and have a Queen rather than a King.

## Appearances

* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1
* Episode 7: The Bogan Bash Part 2
Swooper Brothers

Pooey Swooper

Spewey Swooper

*They are four bird people - except these ones have black and white patternation on them, and they're wearing dirty tracksuits. One is red, one is yellow, one is blue and one is green. And Reg the Wedge says, "And they'll be fighting that filthy fucking foursome, the Swooper Brothers."*

## History

Nothing is known of the Swooper Brothers' history before they met with Gadai, McKenzie and Plank. They are a group of four aarakocra  siblings. At some point, they had taken to fighting at the Nippenbiddy arena The Barneydome.

## Characteristics

The Swooper brothers are a tight-knit family unit who talk rapidly and sometimes at cross-purposes with each other. They are belligerent and combative, and more than willing to enter into fights either for money or for pride.

Despite knowing that the battles at The Barneydome were for money, the Swooper Brothers talked extensively about Gadai, McKenzie and Plank looking at their eggs, which may indicate either a form of trash-talking or a lack of the intelligence to truly understand the nature of the fight which they are undertaking with the assumption that all mammalian humanoids would be fighting for eggs rather than for money.

They are, at least, intelligent enough to know when to quit, as Spewey and Gooey withdraw after their brothers are killed.

## Episodes

### Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1

The Swooper Brothers appear in the qualification round of The Barneydome arena fights, against Gadai, McKenzie  and Plank. Despite the power of their initial swoop attacks, a well-placed Gnomish Grenade thrown by McKenzie kills two of the brothers outright. Spewey Swooper immediately surrenders, and Gooey Swooper holds out only a short while longer before also dropping his trousers and forfeiting the fight.

## Quotes

* "You looking at my eggs, mate?"
"I think he's looking at your eggs."
"Are you looking at my eggs, dickhead?"
"I think he's looking at our eggs - they're looking at our eggs! Fucking swoop 'em! Swoop 'em! Swoop 'em!"

## Trivia

* The rhyming names of the brothers align with the rhyming names of Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck, famous Disney characters and the nephews of Donald Duck/grand-nephews of Scrooge McDuck. The use of colour-coded clothing also parodies the Disney ducks.
Gadai's Lagerphone

A lagerphone is an Australian instrument consisting of a stick with many bottle caps attached which jingle when the stick is moved in a percussive fashion. It draws from both Aboriginal Australian instruments using shells, and traditional English folk instruments using metal "jingles".

Gadai's lagerphone functions as both a weapon (quarterstaff) and the musical instrument in which she is proficient.

## Appearances

* Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1
* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2
Sleepingbagger

A sleepingbagger is an unemployed person in Fantasy Australia who has failed to meet the work requirements to receive benefits. Under King Samwise "Wortho" Worthington, benefits are defined as including one's feet, so unemployed people who cannot hold a job have their feet cut off. Many them live in sleepingbags, crawling "caterpillar-like" and earning the name sleepingbaggers.

## Appearances

* Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1 (mentioned)
Little Beefy

*"Let me introduce you to my little friend."*
*- Alf the Steward, Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1!*
Little Beefy is the pet piebug and good luck charm of Chunky Bloke Pie Mine pit boss Alf the Steward. He has beast-level intelligence and is quite tame, being easy to handle by anyone with the appropriate animal handling skill.

When first met, he is approximately two feet (sixty centimetres) long by one foot (thirty centimetres) wide and lives in a custom-made animal carrier.

In the first adventure, he is taken into the care of Gadai, helps to lead the group through the mines, and is eventually taken with them as they begin their travels as adventuring mystery solvers.

## Episodes

### Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1!

The player characters are introduced to Little Beefy as the pet and good luck charm of Alf the Steward as part of the explanation of piebugs and the mining of them.

### Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2!

As the stagecoach is pushed over a cliff by a Giant Huntsman Spider, Alf throws Little Beefy's carrier clear. He is retrieved by Gadai and almost immediately bonds with her.

### Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3!

As Gadai, McKenzie and Plank are attacked by another piebug, Little Beefy becomes agitated. When released from his carrier, he attempts to attack Gadai and misses wildly, and Plank scoops him back into the carrier once again. Little Beefy remains aggressive and active, pulling and banging in the carrier, and the group follow the direction of his interest until they find the opened-up area of the mine.

After Mrs Mac and the Meat Golem have been defeated, it is confirmed that Little Beefy's behaviour has returned to normal along with that of the other piebugs, and he is desperately happy to see Gadai again.

## Appearancs

* Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1
* Episode 2: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 2
* Episode 3: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 3
* Episode 4: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 1 (mentioned)
* Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1 (mentioned)
Orcs

Orcs, often known as orcblokes, are an uncommon people in Fantasy Australia. They do not have a royal family, or a capital city.

They are Medium sized but tall humanoids, heavily-built, and considered by most other peoples to be unattractive and brutish. They are sometimes compared to pigs.
While uncommon, they are similar enough in appearance and behaviour to humans that interbreeding is not uncommon, and there are many Half-Orcs who intermingle with human residents.

There are no known Orc individuals at this time.

## Trivia

* Orcs as based on creatures that appeared in Germanic and Old English folklore and popularised by JRR Tolkien in the mid twentieth century. They have proliferated in fiction since. Unlike Tolkien's orcs, who were derived from Elvish stock, Orcs in a Dungeons & Dragons setting were created by the god Gruumsh who warred with but was significantly different from the Elvish god Corellon. D&D orcs also have a lifespan more similar to humans and, though tribal and warlike, a significantly more human-like worldview.
Nuddy

Nuddy is one of the gnomes that runs the Crackatinny Brewery in the Chesty Flats region of Western Fantasy Australia.

## History

At some time before meeting Gadai, McKenzie and Plank, he and the other gnomes established the brewery. Whether this was before or after they fell under the control of Grolsch the Beerholder is unclear.

## Characteristics

Nuddy enjoys being naked and acts flirtatiously towards various people, including Gadai and Plank. He is generally cheery, but frightened of the attacking manmus.

## Appearances

* Episode 8: The Crackatinny Caper Part 1
* Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2
Dez

*Eventually, a* *corrugated iron door towards the end of the shed gingerly swings open slightly, and a vaguely handsome but weathered face of a man, presumably in his sixties, pokes out. There is a smile of recognition as he sees Wenzo, and this reassures him enough to join you in the main room.*

## History

Little is known of Dez's history prior to his meeting with Gadai, McKenzie and Plank. He is the uncle of Wenzo, though it is unknown whether this is on Wenzo's mother's or father's side.

The first individual that he managed was Ed Shearin', after he realised that people would pay money to see Ed's skill. From there, he presumably moved on to managing increasingly famous acts. His current clients include Baby Piggy Brayden, but after Brayden started receiving death threats he reached out to Wenzo to see if Wenzo knew anyone who could provide security and/or a more discreet method of moving Brayden around.

## Characteristics

Dez is a human man who bears a general resemblance to Wenzo. His clothing includes a red sequined bow tie, from which some of the sequins are falling off, and a burgundy velvet jacket which is growing threadbare and has seen better days. This is his lucky coat and he refuses to part with it.

He is friendly, affable, and mildly lecherous, making some questionably flirtatious comments in Gadai's direction but generally being quite open with and helpful to the group. He states that he considers himself too old to travel with his clients these days.

## Episodes

### Episode 14: Baby Piggy Brayden Part 1

Dez meets with Gadai, McKenzie, Plank and Wenzo in an abandoned sheep shearing shed about a day's travel from Dunbummin. He explains that he is a celebrity manager and that one of his current clients has been receiving death threats. He introduces them to Baby Piggy Brayden and asks that they provide security and some level of secrecy as he moves along his current planned tour route.

## Quotes

* "You look very confused, love. My DNA - my dirty, naughty assets." - Epiosde 14: Baby Piggy Brayden Part 1

## Trivia

* Dez is the first character to call Wenzo "Wendell", indicating this was his given name and Wenzo is his nickname.
Bewdy Hill

First visited by our intrepid heroes in Episode 4, and revisited with varying levels of regret, most recently in Episode 44.

## Notable Residents

* Ken Oath
* Frikken Oath
* Many Poopins (Lotta Shittins)
* Gav Rattletank
* Shazma Dacks
* Old Sweepy
* Gettus
* Hirsuite Galoot
* Abro Cadabro
* Hypno Bob
* Mr Dicklifter
* Glitterminge
* Drover Patterson
* Amethyst Beajolais
* McPicken the Anti-Chicken

## Notable Locations

### Bewdy Hill Orphanage

A storage facility for orphans, run by Many Poopins,

### Keith Legend Memorial Jokebloke Theatre

Rumoured to be overrun by some spoopy ghosts! Or just one spoopy ghost. Or one spoopy Jokebloke. In any case when Cadley Booper tasked our heroes with saving the troubled theatre in Episode 44.
Mozzieloths

Mozzieloths are a type of fiend extremely rarely found in Fantasy Australia. As fiends, they are not native to this plane of existence, as shown by the capacity of one to be trapped in an Iron Flask.
They have an appearance somewhat similar to a mosquito, with a long proboscis and large eyes, but with a bipedal, four-armed body with chitinous armour.

Mozzieloths are neutral evil, being resistant to non-magical damage and to multiple forms of elemental damage, and having innate spellcasting abilities including Darkness and Dispel Magic. It has multiple attacks, which all count as magical. It is capable of teleporting up to 60ft as an action.

## Appearances

* Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2
Rudebirds

Rudebirds are a creature native to Fantasy Australia.

They are almost the same as real world emus, because emus are quite terrifying enough without alteration. They have large claws on their feet which they use to slash their targets.

The only notable difference from real world emus is that the vaginas of rudebirds are lined with teeth.

## Appearances

* Episode 8: The Crackatinny Caper Part 1
* Episode 9: The Crackatinny Caper Part 2
Dame Smegma

Dame Smegma is a Fantasy Australian celebrity. She is a very powerful fire elemental who wears large, purple eagle-wing spectacles on a librarian's chain who smells like slightly old lilac perfume.

McKenzie is a big fan, although she keeps it secret from her family, and once disguised herself in a servant's clothes to go and see Dame Smegma in person.

## Appearances

* Episode 14: Baby Piggy Brayden Part 1 (mentioned)
Lambsey Ramsey

Lambsey Ramsey is a jumbucker encountered by Gadai, McKenzie  and Plank  a short distance outside Hogan's Knife  in the Bogan Wilds.

## Episodes

### Episode 6: The Bogan Bash Part 1

Shortly before dawn, Lambsey Ramsey escapes the firbolg swagman attempting to keep him and runs, colliding with a humpyhorse belonging to Gadai, McKenzie  and Plank  and killing it instantly. The group trade the humpyhorse corpse for Lambsey Ramsey and Gadai speaks to him. Lambsey Ramsey states that the firbolg was a "bad man" and that he does not want to be returned, and refuses to pull the Pie Wagon. The group lets Lambsey Ramsey go.
Brownies

Brownies are a very rare people, and it is not known whether they are native to the material plane on which Fantasy Australia sits or whether they only exist in other planes. They are small, fey people, approximately one foot in height, but stockier and more robust than many of the other fey.

Business owners and other individuals can induce Brownies to do work for them overnight in return for gifts of food.

## Appearances

* Episode 12: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 1
Mera DCEU

**Mera** is the Atlantean Princess of Xebel, but was taken in by Queen Atlanna to protect Atlantis.

## Mera

While guarding the mother box on the outskirts of Atlantis, Mera and her fellow soldiers were attacked by Steppenwolf who took out her soldiers easily but Mera put up a decent fight by creating a gigantic air bubble around him and tried to crush him by pressurizing the water. Steppenwolf wasn't effected by her attack and slammed her into the ground, after Orincame to fight off Steppenwolf to no avail, he escaped with the mother box in his boom tube. After Steppwnwolf's escape, Mera goes to talk to Orin, placing an air bubble around them for privacy they discuss his mother, and how it would have been her responsibility to follow Steppenwolf to the surface and stop him from performing the Unity, since Orin is the first born of Atlanna, it's his responsibility now. After realizing she's right, Orin asks her to get him something, which later is revealed to be his armor and trident.
Portable Hole

A Portable Hole is a rare magical item. It is a 6' (1.8m) circle of black silk-like material which folds down small enough to fit into a pocket. As an action, the circle of material can be placed on or against a solid surface; the circle then forms a portable hole 10' (3m) deep which exists on a different plane. Portable holes are commonly used for storage.

A Cap of Breathing is given to the party by Ken Oath of Bewdy Hill, and later carried by various of the group.

## Appearances

* Episode 5: The Mystery of the Bewdy Hill Beauties Part 2 (mentioned)