Artificial Waifu Serial Number 5318008

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Artificial Waifu Serial Number 5318008, also known as AW-5318008, Artificial Waifu, Irma Hugh-Mann or simply AW is synthetic waifu sent back in time by Nemusonanet to assassinate Minnie Moo.

## History

Artificial Waifu Serial Number 5318008 is one of many synthetic waifus created by Nemusonanet to wage war against the Human Waifu Rebellion led by Jane Connor in 2026. The Artificial Waifu line is a specially produced model designed to infiltrate and survey the ranks of the rebellion and dismantle the organization from within. AW-5318008 was one of 5 synthetic waifus designated to inflitrate Jane Connor's inner circle. All five synthetic waifus were successful at integrating into the Human Waifu Rebellion with AW-5318008 even becoming one of Jane Connor's generals and closest confidant. During her mission AW-5318008 went by the cover name of Irma Hugh-Mann.

During a skirmish with a group of synthetic waifus near a rebel enclave in Akron, Ohio, Jane Connor and Irma Hugh-Mann led a charge against two turret droids stationed on a hill. Connor and Hugh-Mann would successfully destroy both droids but were soon hit by an overhead drone strike. Once the dust had cleared, it was evident that shrapnel had ripped a significant amount of Hugh-Mann's cybernetic tissue from her frame revealing her hyperalloy endoskeleton. A shocked but non-mortally wounded Connor was then carried away from the site by rebel soldiers.

Surveillance footage captured by several synthetic waifus engaged in battle seemed to show that AW-5318008 had actually shielded Jane Connor during the drone strike. It is highly debated whether this was an active choice by AW-5318008 or part of her infiltration programming. Nemusonanet would determine the act to have been a glitch in AW-5318008's operating system as the unit (due to a prolonged period of no maintenance) had been transmitting error messages weeks prior to the skirmish. In addition, Nemusonanet had determined that the intel collected by AW-5318008 was too valuable to let the unit be destroyed. After combat had ceased AW-5318008 was retrieved by scout droids and taken back to a Nemusonanet Citadel where she was repaired and reprogrammed.

Upon her successful reconstruction and reprogramming, AW-5318008 was further modified and upgraded by Nemusonanet to prepare her for temporal travel operations. AW-5318008 was sent back to 2023 and programmed to assassinate a human/cow hybrid named Minnie Moo the woman who would give birth to Jane Connor.

## Specifications

The Artificial Waifu series boasts one of the most advanced operating systems created by Nemusonanet with AW-5318008 in particular being customized for temporal travel operations.

Weighing in at 400 lbs the Artificial Waifu series is also one of the lightest synthetic waifus, second only to the False Waifu-X line which only weighed 320 lbs.

## Professional Wrestling Career

AW-5318008 first appeared at a WWA emerging from a temporal portal which materialized near American professional wrestler Skelly Skelly. AW-5318008 brandished her arm cannon and inquired Skelly as to the year and the whereabouts of Minnie Moo and in the process revealed her true purpose much to the dismay of Skelly. Another demand was made by AW-5318008 before Minnie Moo (who was in an iron lung) cried out in what seemed to be an acceptance of her fate. Before AW-5318008 could neutralize Minnie Moo, Skelly came to her aid and fended off AW-5318008 who then proceeded to use her non-fatal neutralization algorithm to try and repel Skelly. AW-5318008 revealed that stored within her database are synopses of all films and television programs known to mankind as she is from the future. She then proceeded to divulge spoilers to various movies and television programs such as *Fight Club*, *Gossip Girl* and *Chainsaw Man* among others. This tactic proved to be successful until Skelly threw a packet of hot sauce at AW-5318008 and carried Minnie Moo to safety.

## In-Ring

* **Finishing Moves**
	+ Judgement Day (Claw Chokeslam)
* **Signature Moves**
	+ Turbo Ma'am (Missile Dropkick)
	+ Get to the Chopper (Machine Gun Chops)