Shrek, Donkey and our heroes arrive at Duloc/The Colosseum brawl

Here's how Shrek, Donkey, and our heroes arrive at Duloc in *Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meet Shrek*, and how the Colosseum brawl goes in it too.

[the next day, we see the team walking through a sunflower field and arrive at a parking lot]

Donkey: But that's it, that's it right there. That's Duloc! I told ya I'd find it.

Shrek: So, *that* must be Lord Farquaad's castle.

[We view the castle]

Donkey: Uh-huh, that's the place.

Princess Cadance: Like wow, I'd never seen a castle *this* big!

Shining Armor: Neither have I.

Twilight Sparkle: It's more bigger than your's, and Canterlot's.

Stephen: And Ulfstead too.

James: Yes, but the only thing that makes it stand out is that this castle is more.... Square.

Shrek: Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? [chuckles then walks forward]

Two: What does compensating mean?

Brian Griffin: You don't wanna know.

Vinnie Terrio: Yeah, I don't wanna know too.

Donkey: Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.

[they walk up to the line area where a man dressed as Farquaad with a big Farquaad head stands]

Hank: So far, I don't think Farquaad's all that well.

Shrek: Hey, you!

Man: **AAAH!!** [starts running through the line barriers]

Shrek: Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat ya. I just... I just...

[But the man keeps running and screaming. And Mr. Blik goes through the bars]

Belle: Mr. Blik, what are you doing?

Mr. Blik: What? He's not gonna let us in, is he? [continues walking]

Belle: No, I guess not.

Gordon Quid: Come on.

[Shrek walks through the bars as the Man then runs for the booths but due to his Farquaad head, he bumps into them and falls to the ground out cold]

Emily (engine): That Man should've worn a different kind of outfit.

[they then go through the turnstile but then Donkey gets stuck in it as after 2 shakes it spins him around and he lands on the ground]

Donkey: [nervously chuckles]

[they then step into the middle of the town and look all around]

Shrek: It's quiet. *Too* Quiet.

Edward: Where is everyone?

Toby: I don't know.

Blythe Baxter: Are you sure we're at the right place?

Percy: I'm not sure.

Donkey: Hey, look at this! (runs over to an information booth and then pulls a lever)

[there's a click as Donkey then runs behind Shrek as a ticking is heard]

Sunil Nevla: **AAH!!** [grabs Pepper's tail and covers himself]

[the ticking gets louder and louder as the team brace themselves, (as some of them are reaching for their weapons) and then the door on the booth opens to a musical tune and opens up to reveal little wooden figures.]

Little wooden figures:

Welcome to Duloc
Such a perfect town
Here we have some rules
Let us lay them down
Don't make waves
Stay in line
And we'll get along fine.
Duloc is a perfect place.
Please keep off of the grass
Shine your shoes
Wipe your...
Face.
Duloc is, Duloc is,
Duloc is a perfect—
place!
(as the music plays, most of the team and Shrek cringe at it as Donkey a few others enjoy it)

[And the musical thing closes and takes a picture and an awkward looking picture prints out]

Donkey: Wow!

Foduck: Okay, that was weird.

George: Yeah. Totally.

Donkey: Let's do that again!

Pinkie Pie: That sounds fun!

Minka Mark: Yeah! Let's do it again!

Shrek: No, no! [pulls Donkey back] No, no, no! (whispers) No.

Minka Mark: Okay, I'll get it!

Russell Ferguson: NO! NO! (grabs Minka by her tail and pulls her back) NO!

Pinkie Pie: Okay, I will!

Rainbow Dash: No! No! (grabs Pinkie's tail and pulls her back) No! Don't even think about it!

Thomas: Come on guys. We're here to find Farquaad. Not to listen to this.

Shining Armor: Thomas is right.

[Then there's a fanfare]

Percy: I wonder what's happening over there?

Twilight Sparkle: We'd better investigate.

[As the team walks, Donkey, Minka, and Pinkie all hum the song.]

Four: Stop it with that song, or I'm kicking your butts.

Donkey: Sorry about that.

[Then, a crowd cheers as they come into a huge Colosseum]

George: Huh, I wonder what's going on?

Theodore Tugboat: Maybe it's the annual jousting tournament.

Shining Armor: I don't think so. I don't see any jousting lines. And no one has lances.

Lord Farquaad: (announcing) That champion shall have the honor, no, no, the privilege, to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona... from the fiery keep of the dragon. If for any reason, the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place, and so on and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

[Crowd cheering]

Lord Farquaad: Let the tournament begin!

[Shrek then walks forward as the Knights move asside]

Queen Novo: Greetings, Lord Farquaad!

Lord Farquaad: What is *that*?!

[the crowd gasps]

Lord Farquaad: Ooh! It's hideous!

Shrek: Aw that's not very nice.

Donkey: (nods)

Rarity: Quite right!

Shrek: It's just a donkey, a few trains, ponies, humans, dogs, Pokémon, boats, and pets.

Zoe Trent: Hey!

Donkey: Huh?

Lord Farquaad: Indeed.

Luke: Shrek, I think he was talking about you.

Lord Farquaad: Knights, new plan! The one who kills the ogre...

Shrek and Donkey: (gasp)

Lord Farquaad: AND all of his weird friends...

Thomas: **WHAT?!**

Everyone: **WHAT?!**

Lord Farquaad: Will be named champion! have at them!

[Crowd yells as the knights surround Shrek]

Shrek: Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now. [backs into a table and grabs a mug] Can't we just settle this over a pint?

[crowds continue shouting at him as the knights get closer]

Mighty Joe: I think that's a "no".

Shrek: No? Alright then. [chugs down some root beer] (sighs) Come on!

[Shrek then slams the mug on the spigot on the barrel which root beer comes shooting out as the barrel then breaks open as "Bad Reputation" starts playing, and then Shrek starts taking down Knights as he grabs one of their spears and uses it to trip one other Knight as Donkey then climbs onto the other barrel and rolls some over much to Farquaad's shock]

[then Donkey rolls over some more Knights except 2.]

Shrek: Darn!

[he runs over to the horse pen as the horses then clear the way as Shrek then clotheslines the 2 knights as everyone is surprised, and then Shrek kicks one down and body slams one, and one prepares to stab Shrek with a spear as everyone gasps in horror, but Shrek gets him]

Donkey: Hey, Shrek! Tag me! Tag Me!

[Shrek carries the knight over and then Donkey headbutts him, at first dazed but Donkey snaps back into it as the crowd cheers while Shrek waves and gives a few calls and then one knight sneaks up behind him but then Shrek body slams him]

Women in the crowd: The chair! Give him the chair!

[Shrek then whacks the knight with a folding chair as Farquaad shakes his head in disappointment]

Girl in crowd: Alright!

[Shrek then throws a knight in to ropes, then as he flies back Shrek face kicks him as a knight with a sword charges him but Shrek grabs him and then flips him over and slams himself and the knight down, as Shrek is now twisting the legs on another knight as he tries to get free but he gives up. As Shrek then grabs another knight and slams his head on the ground and then for the last one, Shrek spins the knight over his head before throwing him into the post as Donkey kicks his helmet, making a loud: "Clank!" as if it was the end ball for a wrestling match and the crowd goes wild]

Shrek: [hops out] Ah, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, Yeah! (growls in victory twice as Farquaad observes him with interest) Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here to Thursday! Try the veal! (chuckles)

[then Farquaad signals several knights armed with crossbows to aim at Shrek as the crowd gasps]

Thomas: That was fun!

Guard: Shall I give the order, sir?

Lord Farquaad: No, I have a better idea. People of Duloc, I give you our champion!

[Crowd cheers]

Shrek: What?

Rachel: *You* a champion?

Jenny: Well, that's anti climatic, is it not?

Lord Farquaad: Congratulations, ogre. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest.

Shrek: Quest? I'm already on a quest. A quest to get my swamp back!

Lord Farquaad: Your swamp?

Shrek: Yeah, *my* swamp! Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures!

[Crowd murmuring]

Lord Farquaad: Indeed. Alright ogre, I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back.

Shrek: Exactly the way it was?

Lord Farquaad: Down to the last slime-covered toadstool.

Shrek: And the squatters?

Lord Farquaad: As good as gone.

[it was silent]

Knockout: A quest, you say?

Shrek: What kind of quest?