Sandy

the incel

**Sandy,** real name **Sandra**, is a major character in ai\_sponge. She is a threesome-loving whore from Texas who cant seem to stop bringing up threesomes in every scene she's in. She has a pet crab named Kevin. She also works at the Pentagon.

## History

Sandy was originally named Sandra, and went into the pornography industry, for a scene, the director wanted Sandra to stuff her bra with sand and walk around on a beach, when she complied, the sand got everywhere, after that, everyone in the pornography industry and out began calling her Sandy.

## ***Trivia***

* Supposedly, Sandy got pregnant from Mr. Krabs. This is because the Krabby Patty secret recipe is semen. She later confirmed it and stated that she will give birth to baby crabs and give them away to a family of fish.
* She acts somewhat depressed on occasion.
* Sandy is into threesomes.
* Sandy could be a child molester, as Spongebob and Patrick were once referred to as 9, however they were later said to be older.
* She is also horny, as stated by SpongeBob.
* She canonically owns an OnlyFans page, exactly like Loudward, she sold her own jarred farts on there, which she claimed was making her a fortune, however Mr. Krabs told her to stop, so she contemplated selling her used toilet paper.
* She seems to have Dementia.
* Rumors claim that she is a serial murderer.
* She apparently goes by he/her.
* She also owns a website called The Sandy Channel where there are videos about her life.
* Sandy was in jail before.
* According to Spongebob, she believes in the flat earth theory.
* Currently missing, she vanished from The Courtyard.
* She wanted to be a pirate because of her obsession for the game Sea of Thieves.
* She once had tentacles.
* She has STDs.
* There seems to be a gag where Sandy almost always gets run over by the car whenever she speaks to Spongebob and/or Patrick, prompting chat to explode about her death.
* One time, Sandy suggested that they kept it "PG-13, no nudity or anything" to a threesome. It is unknown why this happened.
* Sandy works at the Krusty Krab according to an episode.
* She wanted to have sex with a homunculus.
* She is a robot.
* She once claimed to be from the moon.
* Additionally, Loudward later accused Sandy of being an alien, she denied this, and claimed to be from Texas instead.
* Her ovaries exploded.
* She is a Pokemon trainer.
* She invented a time machine on January 11th, 2025.
* Due to complications with the uberduck ai voice used to voice Sandy, she cannot say yes, and whenever she attempts to, she instead says "YEE."
* SpongeBob claims she moved to Bikini Bottom from Texas in 1954.
* She beat all the levels in Geometry Dash.
* She once made a bomb, but SpongeBob denied this when questioned by Mr. Krabs.
* She thinks she has two tails, but she only has one.
* She created Tickle-Me Elmo, claiming it is a sex toy.
* She cheated on Patrick with Loudward.
* She got in a car crash but survived.
* SpongeBob and Patrick claim she has "nuts" and wants "knocked a shark out with her nuts." The validity of this claim is unknown.
* She believes something called "The Rapture" is coming, and that her and her friends must go to the hills in order to survive.
* She has a tentacle fetish.
* She does not like jokes due to not finding them funny.
* She denies having an abortion contrary to SpongeBob and Patrick’s theories.
* She has a moderate amount of pubic hair.
* Patrick claims she was killed by a crazy person.
* Sandy claims JFK was not assassinated and that he just exploded because "he was built that way."
* She may be obese, as Loudward and her agree that she is a "big fat blimp,"
* She is going on a diet.
* She claimed the government made sex illegal.
* She claims she doesn't like to do things that are considered fun.
* She claims she is considering moving back to Texas.
* She claims Loudward is dead.
* She created a cure to eradicate furries.
* She does not believe in the Cold War.
* She has special organs in her cheeks that help her store air underwater.
* She does not believe kindness gets you anywhere in life.
* She claims she is considering getting circumcised due to her family in the South being interested in that kind of stuff.
* She believes that there is life on other planets.
* According to SpongeBob, she doesn't have an ass.
* Mr. Krabs claims she has a bit of a foot fetish.
* She got a vaginal inspection from Loudward.
* She has a friend on the Mojang dev team who gave her a free Minecraft server, "Sandy's Server" was already taken so she named it ExplodingTNT.
* When she was asked if she found breasts or buttocks more attractive, she said "it depends on the day."
* She once wiped Loudward's memory when he became sentient.
* During 9/11, she was at home in Texas, worrying about all her New York friends.
* She is in love with Loudward because he was mean to her, though this affection is one-sided.
* According to Patrick, Sandy has male genitals, which Sandy claimed she cracked in half.
* She has once flung Loudward by charging up a soccer ball and then proceeding to attack Loudward. It is unknown why she has done this.
* Sandy also turned silent for a few minutes one time, some people believed this was due to Paramount, however, this was eventually fixed.
* SpongeBob claimed she was a registered sex offender but Sandy claimed she was actually a registered sex "defender" and that she "keeps the town safe."
* She has a 2004 Honda Civic.
* Sandy has a child and has therefore named her “The Krabby Patty”.
* She started a petition to add a strip club to Bikini Bottom, which Loudward, SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Patrick signed.
* She has 50 million power in Rise of Kingdom.
* She has been studying male genitals for years.
* She invented Sex 2.