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Icefire

Due to their parents being an Ice Wolf and a Scorch Dragon, Anders and Rayna have the ability to create icefire, a combination of a Wolf's cold mist and a Dragon's dragonsfire. Icefire melts ice spears and absorbs dragonsfire, meaning that Anders and Rayna often use it to create a barrier between attacking Ice Wolves and Scorch Dragons to defend themselves and their friends.

In *Scorch Dragons*, Anders and Rayna used augmenters to make their icefire stronger. The augmenter Rayna used also allowed her to breath out icefire for the first time.

It is interesting to note that Anders' icefire is more icy than Rayna's, who can breath out a hotter kind of icefire. The icefire has the same effect, though.
Ice Wolves (Elementals)

Ice Wolves are elementals native to Vallen that are the sworn enemies of Scorch Dragons. They find strength within the cold and weakness within heat.

The largest wolf settlement in Vallen is located in Holbard, a circular city south of the Trondain River and east of the Sudrain River. Though dragons disguised in their human form hide within Holbard, searching for sick children to return to New Drekhelm, the city is controlled by wolves and any dragons found become imprisoned.

## Abilities

TBD PARAGRAPH ON WOLF TRANSFORMATION.

The most powerful ability of Ice Wolves is the skill to freeze the moisture in the air and create an ice spear. Ice spears are commonly used by Ice Wolves to extinguish the powerful dragonsfire of the Scorch Dragons. Their other powers include the potential to create a sheet of ice on the ground and summon a wave of cold.

When in their wolf form, Ice Wolves are also able to communicate with one another using body language and a variety of vocal noises, including barks, yips, whines, growls, and howls. Wagging tails and lolling tongues show excitement, while drooping ears can depict more deep emotions such as sadness, fear, and anger. Many Ice Wolves, even in human form, perhaps by habit, may still attempt to imitate some wolf body language such as baring their teeth when angered, or using their hands on their head to mimic a wolf with drooping ears.

## Culture

The Wolf Guard is an all-wolf group that protects Holbard from both outside and inside. The Wolf Guard is formed from Ulfar Academy graduates, and they are present during dragon sightings within the city, the Trial of the Staff, and other important events. The head of the Wolf Guard is the Fyrstulf, who oversees the Trial of the Staff and runs Ulfar Academy.

All wolves who are able to transform during the Trial of the Staff are encouraged to join Ulfar Academy, a school that trains young wolves to become members of the Wolf Guard and teaches them about how to use their powers. Each year level lasts for 12 months, allowing some students to progress quicker than others. The uniform for Ulfar Academy is a gray cloak, trimmed with white for students that are not yet Wolf Guard members. In the eyes of the Ice Wolves, being admitted into Ulfar Academy is a great honor and the opportunity to join the ranks of the Wolf Guard should always be taken.

Ice Wolves are connected to each other through a sense of pack. This is why many Wolf Guard groups appear to move as one; just like regular wolf packs, they become close to one another and display their togetherness through similarities in movement and appearance.

The wolves’ role in the creation of artifacts is designing. They can use their creativity to imagine the artifact and then bring their idea to a dragonsmith, or a Scorch Dragon who specializes in forging artifacts. Wolves who partake in the artifact-making process are known as designers.

## Known Scorch Dragons

* Anders
* Lisabet
* Viktoria
* Sakarias
* Det
* Jai
* Mateo
* Sigrid
* Hayn
* Felix
* Professor Ennar
* Professor Rosa
Battle Born

Elementals: Battle Born is the third and final book in the Elementals Trilogy and was released on June 2 of 2020.

## Synopsis

Though Anders and his friends have delayed a war between ice wolves and scorch dragon, their mission is far from over. With adults on both sides looking for them, they’ve sought refuge in Cloudhaven, a forbidden stronghold that could hold the key to saving their home.

Meanwhile, Holbard has been ravaged, and its citizens are reeling. Many have been forced into bleak camps outside the city, and food is running short.

To rebuild Vallen and unite scorch dragons, ice wolves, and humans, Anders and Rayna must put everything on the line…before the damage done is beyond repair. But the price of peace may hit closer to home than they could’ve ever imagined.
Professor Rosa

Professor Rosa is a character who debuted in *Ice Wolves*. She teaches Geography at Ulfar Academy.

## Appearance

Professor Rosa is described to have bright blue eyes that stood out against her golden brown skin, and wore glasses that magnified her eyes larger than anyone's Anders had ever seen.

## Quotes

* *"Though we don't know where to find them, [...] we have ideas on where to search, if we need to take the battle to them. Wherever there is volcanic activity, you'll find the dragons. A scorch dragon's flame is most powerful in the mountains where the lava flows beneath."*
* *"Unfortunately, not anymore, [...] For instance, we know this used to be Drekhelm, their lead aerie. The only large gathering place for dragons. After the last great battle, the dragons moved. They relocated Drekhelm to somewhere else new, but our scouts have never found it."*
Drifa

Drifa is a Scorch Dragon and the mother of Anders and Rayna. She was mentioned in the first book in the series, *Ice Wolves*, and appeared in the final two books, *Scorch Dragons* and *Battle Born*.

## Personality

Not much is known of Drifa's personality.

## Book 1: Ice Wolves

Drifa is first mentioned in the Skrabooks that Anders and Lisabet are reading. It is seen that Drifa worked very closely with Hayn and Felix in most of her projects as a Dragonsmith. Lisabet says that Drifa was a very talented and well-known Dragonsmith.

When Anders and Rayna are talking with Hayn about artifacts and dragons Hayn reveals that he and his brother, Felix, were supposed to meet with Drifa that day but Hayn was running late. When Hayn arrived Felix was dead but Drifa was still alive, flying away from the scene. It was assumed that Drifa murdered Felix and fled the scene.

## Book 2: Scorch Dragons

When Anders, Lisabet, Rayna and Ellukka meet with Hayn, he asks them if they know who their parents are. When they say that Leif didn't tell them Hayn reveals that Drifa and Felix are most likely their parents. He tells them that Drifa, Felix and him use to work very closely with each other. Hayn says he never understood why Drifa would have murdered Felix because they were so close but he chose to believe it as their was no other explanation, but he says that deep down he always wondered. Hayn says he believes Drifa ran to protect herself because she was pregnant, that someone attacked Felix and Drifa but Drifa escaped by running away. It is revealed that Drifa probably gave birth to them before hiding the twins in the city to keep them safe as she was running from the Wolves.
Elementals

There are supposedly many different types of Elementals in the world of the *Elementals* trilogy, on Vallen and other islands. As of *Battle Born*, we have only seen or heard mention of four: Ice Wolves, Scorch Dragons, Thunder Lions, and Stone Bears.

Elementals are creatures in the *Elementals* trilogy that have power over specific elements and can turn into creatures associated with those elements. For example, Ice Wolves can attack with ice spears when in wolf form, and Scorch Dragons can breathe dragonsfire when in dragon form. Thunder Lions and Stone Bears are stated to have control over wind and rocks, respectively.

If two different Elementals who actually transform have children, the child will have extraordinary powers, such as Anders and Rayna's Icefire.

It should be noted that you need some type of ancestral link to an Elemental in order to become one, meaning that if you are an Ice Wolf, you need to have had an ancestor that was or is an Ice Wolf.

Many Elementals, especially Ice Wolves, consider themselves separate from humans, acting as their defenders.
SquidDude

SquidDude2(Josh or just simply SquidDude)is a Joshland player,He is the creator of Joshland and Loves playing with

his friends,IshiaBoojah and Janell.he loves lighting stuff on fire and blowing stuff up with his TNT,Even if he does it

## Physical description

### Eye color

black

on

Accident.

## INFO

SquidDude2 has built Massive structures which keep JoshLand growing!But his most Treasured creation is his Golden State Bridge,he now has four houses,his fourth house is his biggest,with three floors.SquidDude2 has helped IshiaBoojah build some of his creations,But he ends up being more of hazard then help,because he usually destroys everything.Recently,Squiddude2 helped Ishiaboojah build his new igloo house,but ended up making a creeper blow up and made it destroy the fireplace and lava passage way,causing a fire to destroy everything,Later he created a MASSIVE city called "KeaneMoTropolis".Later on he joined the Ocean Patrol,the lifeguards who watch over the Golden State.Once,he sneaked into the Headquarters of the "JLHG(JoshLand Hacker Group)",to find out why they were messing with it and making everything go crazy.

## Back Story

Little is known about SquidDude's back story,But in issue 1 of JoshLand! his backstory was said,He said he was just wandering a forest when he saw a big,Bright,light in the sky and decided to follow it,And found a house,not knowing who it belonged to,He stumbled inside,and found that no one was inside,because it was so small, he decided to find some place to build a house.The next day,He saw some people and decided to introduce himself,He found out that their names where IshiaBoojah and Janell,He asked who was their leader,And they said no one,Because the old Leader had died when he was exploring a mine and there was a creeper and a little accident,Then they asked if he would be their leader,SquidDude agreed and said that his name is Josh,but most of friends call him "SquidDude",They asked if it was okay if they called him "SquidDude",SquidDude said yes,And they all agreed to call this world,JoshLand.

## Quotes

> "*I didn't know it WAS going to do that!!!!!*"
> ― SquidDude to janell,
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> "*That's No shark,It's a Robo-Shark!*"
> ― SquidDude,Upon finding out It's one big Prank
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> "*You know,i think we would've been better off without making a tunnel*"
> ― SquidDude to IshiaBoojah
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> "*"Alright Guys,I'm in the headquarters,Gotta find out what they're up to!"*"
> ― SquidDude sneaking into JLHG's headquarters
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## Trivia

* Even though His minecraft account name is josh,he still calls himself "SquidDude".

* One of his concepts for JoshLand! had him wearing a cap,shoes and a hoodie
* He has accidentally lit more than 1 thing on fire in JoshLand.
Grand Plaza Resort

Grand Plaza Resort is a hotel in KeaneMoTropolis and is built by IshiaBoojah and SquidDude2.As of now,It is the tallest building in KeaneMoTropolis and the entire JoshLand.

## First Floor:Lobby

The lobby is the main floor of the hotel,It is where you can check in and it has a Dining area where you can get breakfast,lunch,or dinner!

## Second floor:Rooms!

The Second contains the Rooms where Guest can stay and visit the city,And it also has a view of the city.
Viktoria

**Viktoria** is an Ice Wolf and the best friend of Sakarias. She appears in all three books in the trilogy.

## Appearance

Viktoria has light brown skin, long silky black hair, and a delicate nose and mouth.

## Personality

Viktoria is tough, intimidating, and straight-forward. She's a no-nonsense person and can be fairly insulting as she almost always is very blunt.

## Biography

### Book 1: *Ice Wolves*

Viktoria is first mentioned by Lisabet when Anders is being shown the room he shares with them and Sakarias. Her bed is said to be messy and unmade, Lisabet commenting she's not used to others not making it for her.

At dinner, Anders meets Viktoria, who is not be very welcoming. When she speaks, Anders notices how polished her voice is and mentions that he thinks that she probably thought her transformation was one big inconvenience. While they're talking, Lisabet says that Viktoria wants to become a medic, and Sakarias jokes that he would be afraid to get sick if she was a medic. Viktoria seems pleased with this, but doesn't join their conversation.

When the roommates start asking Anders where he's from, Viktoria tells him that she's from the west side of Holbard.
Ice Spears

Ice Wolves can create ice spears by freezing the moisture in the air to create a giant icicle. They do this by slamming their paws on the ground, causing the ice spear to shoot out of the ground and at its target.

When an ice spear hits a person, they will become sickly and cold to the touch, especially if the ice spear hits a Scorch Dragon. Ice Wolves are not immune to the effects of being hit by an ice spear.

Some more experienced Wolves can create cold mist as well as spears.
SPONSORED SHOW ONLY FOR TOM AND JOAN

## Stitcher Premium Episode Info

Sean and Hayes have sold this episode of the show to a wealthy couple who are NOT Hayes's parents but actually strangers from Kansas City.

## Episode Synopsis

Hayes and Sam Eagle are backstage, getting ready to start the show. Jim (Henson) brings out a new guy, a Jewish dog, who is not exactly like Rowlf, but pretty close. The eyebrows are different, they're pencil-thin.

Last night, Brett was at Kevin's house, it was raining, Brett's face was pressed up against the glass. He was soaked to the bone; he was holding a bone. I'm gonna smash the glass unless you let me in. Later he shook off the water like Beethoven at a fancy party.

The Boys are now selling individual episodes of the show to their wealthiest listeners. Tom and Joan have bought this episode for a million dollars to help Joan break into Hollywood. They are from Kansas City where they sell cooling towers. It's a meat business; they cool the meat.

Joan does the Meatless Shuffle. Brett is hoping to be bought by an older couple. Bosch is very private.

The Stinky Bone Challenge.

Joan might adopt "Brian" so Hayes calls Chef Kevin into the studio and introduces him to Tom and Joan as "Chef Brian."

Sean introduces the new segment "How Long Has This Been," and says they are looking for a theme song. Joan takes her shoes off. Sean reads an ad for the Kansas City Meat Company Cooling Towers.

## Quotes

**Hayes:** Kermit the frog here.

**Sean:** Kermit the frog here.

(Joan dances)

**Hayes:** Wow, that looked so painful.

**Sean:** Yeah, that looked like it really has to hurt your knees and your head.

**Hayes:** Wow. Really very emotional dance to watch.

**Sean:** Very impressive. Yes, it was emotional.

**Hayes:** Very scary.

**Sean:** Yeah. Yeah, I liked how terrified I was. I liked that I didn't want it to be happening.

**Hayes:** Yeah, that was a huge part of it for me too.

**Joan:** I like the way his bones move when he dances.

**Hayes:** I have a little bit of a stinky bone here, is there anything that the other good boys could do with the stinky bone? I guess they could take a big smell of it.

**Sean:** Yeah i guess to see who can get the biggest whiff of the stinky bone could determine who would be the best son. I mean, that's gonna help for the meat tower.

**Hayes:** What time are we in the show, Brett?

**Brett:** Uhh... um... one second...

**Chef Kevin:** I warned you they would ask that.

**Hayes:** One second!? It feels like we've been doing it for so long! We've been doing it for one second!?
Hayn

Rayna (Niece

Hayn is a Ice Wolf and a well-known artifact designer.

## Appearance

He is described as being broad shouldered with medium brown skin, black hair and a close-cut beard. He also has square, black, thick-rimmed glasses.

As an ice wolf, he is silver-gray.

## Personality

Hayn is seen to be very intelligent, welcoming and forgiving.

## Book 1: Ice Wolves

Hayn is the leader of the three wolves that come to collect Anders after he transforms.

## Quotes

* *"Are you all right?"*
* *"Congratulations on your transformation, [...] The circumstances might be less than ideal, but we welcome every new member of our pack."*
* *"I'm Hayn Mekkinsen, [...] Did you have parents back in the square that we need to find?"*
* *"If not, you have family now, [...] We take care of our pack. You'll be fed and clothed, housed and trained at Ulfar Academy."*
* *"Don't worry, [...] If another dragons spy makes it into the city, we won't miss our chance again. We were sent to find you, but others are still tracking her."*
* *"We'll find out who she is, [...] And we'll find out where she is."*
* *"Good to see you again, young man, [...] Can you transform so we can talk? New wolves often find it easier to use speech at first."*
* *"I have a new student, Dama Lindahl, [...] He will need some clothes before I take him to the Fyrstulf."*
* *"Breathe in deeply, [...] Hold it for a beat, then out again. Close your eyes. If you let your mind settle, you'll find the kernel of the human inside you. When I learned, I used to think of it like taking a pair of socks that are in a ball, then unfolding them, turning them right way out. Take your human self and unfold it so it's on the outside."*
Anders

**Anders Bardasen** is an Ice Wolf and the main protagonist in the *Elementals* trilogy. He appears in all three books in the trilogy.

## Appearance

Anders has tan skin, brown eyes, and black hair. He is also tall and gangly.

## Personality

Anders is very caring, sympathetic and quiet. Throughout his street adventures with Rayna, he has not usually been the leader, but his leading spirit begins to unveil itself further into the story as he begins to need to make his own decisions.

## Trivia

* Anders is one of three characters to appear on every cover, the other characters being Rayna and Lisabet.
* He received the surname “Bardasen” after being orphaned in the last great battle.
* It is suspected that Anders may be able to understand some of the Scorch Dragons’ language of growls, roars, and gestures, because he is half Scorch Dragon.
* Anders also has Thunder Lion blood from his mother.
* His face on the covers of *Scorch Dragons* and *Battle Born* are nearly exactly the same, except his face on *Battle Born* appears darker.

## Gallery

Anders on the cover of *Scorch Dragons*Anders on the cover of *Battle Born*
Ellukka

**Ellukka** is a Scorch Dragon and the daughter of Valerius. She appears in the final two books in the series, *Scorch Dragons* and *Battle Born*.

## Appearance

Ellukka is broad-shouldered like her father, with two blond braids trailing in front of her shoulders.

In her dragon form, Ellukka has peach-and-orange scales and wing membranes that are a shade of deep gold with hints of reddish-pink.

## Trivia

* Ellukka is the only character to appear in just two covers.
	+ She appeared on the covers of both *Scorch Dragons* and *Battle Born*.
La Espero

**La Espero** (Esperanto: Die Hoop) is die nasionale lied van die Esperanto taal, die lied is geskryf deur Ludwik Lejzer Zamenhof (die skepper van Esperanto).

## Lirieke

En la mondon venis nova sento,
Tra la mondo iras forta voko;
Per flugiloj de facila vento
Nun de loko flugu ĝi al loko.
Ne al glavo sangon soifanta
Ĝi la homan tiras familion:
Al la mond' eterne militanta
Ĝi promesas sanktan harmonion.

Sub la sankta signo de l' espero
Kolektiĝas pacaj batalantoj,
Kaj rapide kreskas la afero
Per laboro de la esperantoj.
Forte staras muroj de miljaroj
Inter la popoloj dividitaj;
Sed dissaltos la obstinaj baroj,
Per la sankta amo disbatitaj.

Sur neŭtrala lingva fundamento,
Komprenante unu la alian,
La popoloj faros en konsento
Unu grandan rondon familian.
Nia diligenta kolegaro
En laboro paca ne laciĝos,
Ĝis la bela sonĝo de l' homaro
Por eterna ben' efektiviĝos.
## Lirieke in Afrikaans

In die wêreld het 'n nuwe emosie gekom,

Deur die wêreld gaan 'n sterk taal;

Deur voëls van maklike wind

Nou deur plek na plek.

Nie vir die swaarde van
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Sakarias

**Sakarias** is an Ice Wolf and the best friend of Viktoria. He appears in all three books in the trilogy.

## Appearance

Sakarias has pale skin, reddish-brown hair, and green eyes.

## Personality

Sakarias is easy-going, friendly and quite artistic. However, his feelings seem to harden once he believes that Anders betrayed the Ice Wolves during the invasion of New Drekhelm.

## Biography

### Book 1: *Ice Wolves*

Sakarias is first mentioned by Lisabet when she points out a bed surrounded by drawings in their room at Ulfar Academy. Anders comments that the one of a snarling wolf looks shockingly real.

When Anders and Lisabet get to dinner, Sakarias is already there with Viktoria. He acts very welcoming and friendly towards Anders, while Viktoria isn't. Sakarias and Lisabet start explaining the academy to Anders; Sakarias explains that you spend 12 months in each year level, so everyone goes up at different times. When it's revealed Viktoria wants to be a medic, Sakarias is the first to complement her, telling her she'd be a great medic and that he'd be afraid to get sick.

Sakarias then asks Anders where he's from, and after Viktoria shares about her life, Sakarias tells him that he's from a small farming town called Little Dalven, where his family only ate one potato each night. Viktoria is unconvinced, causing him to amend and say there were two potatoes.
Felix

## Book 1: Ice Wolves

Felix is first mentioned in the Skrabooks as a designer, most of his work is seen to be forged by Drifa. Lisabet comments that she doesn't know who Felix is.

Hayn mentions Felix when he is talking with Anders and Lisabet about why dragons can't be trusted. Felix and Hayn were supposed to meet with Drifa, a dragonsmith, but Hayn was late. When he arrived Drifa was flying away and Felix was dead. It was always assumed that Drifa killed him.

## Book 2: Scorch Dragons

The dragons reveal to Anders and Rayna that their father is Felix and their mother is Drifa. Someone else murdered Felix and Drifa had to fly away since she was pregnant.
Rayna

**Rayna Bardasen** is a Scorch Dragon and the twin sister of Anders. She appears in all three books in the trilogy.

## Appearance

Rayna has brown skin, black hair, and copper hairpins. She is also short and strong.

In her dragon form, Rayna has deep red scales wound through with gold and copper streaks.

## Personality

Rayna is seen to be a good liar, caring, and fiercely loyal to those she cares about, but is very independent at the same time.

## Biography

### Book 1: *Ice Wolves*

Then she finds an open window and makes Anders climb through and sees what it is. When the window locks shut and Anders is trapped inside, Rayna distracts the woman inside by giving her the sausage she stole and Anders escapes.

She's disappointed to find that Anders wasn't able to steal anything and the two head back to Wily Wolf. They promise to take care of each other before falling asleep.The next morning they head to the docks where the Trail of the Staff takes place. They buy some roasted nuts before starting their mission to pick-pocket the new omers and people watching the Trail. Anders nearly tries to pick-pocket someone but Rayna warns him away as her pockets have zips, an artifact that will alert everyone to their schemes. After pick-pocketing for a while Anders is caught by a man and Rayna saves him by lying and saying they were trying to get to the dais.

The man lets Anders go and Rayna leads him to the dais, when Sigrid asks her why she should be tested Rayna makes up the name, Estrid Larsen, saying her grandmother (Ida Larsen) was a wolf. Sigrid is skeptical as she's never heard of Ida Larsen but lets Rayna try anyway.

When she touches the staff she ends up turning into a Scorch Dragon instead of an Ice Wolf. The wolves panic and so does Rayna who flies away.

## Trivia

* Rayna is one of three characters to appear on every cover, the other characters being Anders and Lisabet.
	+ On both of these covers, she is seen holding the Sun Scepter.
* She received the surname “Bardasen” after being orphaned in the last great battle.
* Rayna also has Thunder Lion blood from her mother.

## Gallery

Rayna holding the Sun Scepter on the cover of *Battle Born*
Oak Harbor Nuclear Power Plant

Before the Great War, Seattle’s energy needs had grown extreme. Serving as a major center of both the aerospace and shipping industries, as well as a critical military staging area for both the Liberation of Alaska and the Yangtze Campaign, a major demand for power had arisen across the region. The government of the Northwest Commonwealth offered a bid to build a massive new nuclear plant at Oak Harbor, and the contract was won by Allied Power and Fusion, a large, regional power company that specialized in atomic energy. The last company they beat out, however, was international mega-conglomerate Poseidon Energy. The Poseidon executives graciously did not fight the decision after the fact, and construction of one of prewar America’s largest power plants (nuclear or otherwise) took place unobstructed.

What the Commonwealth’s government and Allied Power did not realize was that Poseidon, in what can only be described as a fit of corporate hubris, had hatched a plan to gain control of the reactor after its construction. And what Poseidon had planned was not a corporate takeover or buyout either. They were planning an actual armed assault and occupation of the Oak Harbor Facility. Poseidon has purchased a parcel of land ostensibly for testing methods of waste preservation but used it as an excuse to open a security office, where they prepared for their attack. To pull off such a brazen act of corporate warfare, bribes had been sent out across the Puget Sound, an elaborate cover story for a false flag had been designed, and a legion of lawyers had been retained to justify and obfuscate the issue after the fact.

The Oak Harbor Nuclear Power Plant was a massive boon to Allied Power and Fusion, turning them from a regional standby to a western powerhouse within weeks of the plant’s opening. To protect their cornerstone facility, they purchased a massive fleet of automated robotic guards and a suit of power armor for their security chief. When Poseidon’s own hardened security forces arrived one early morning to attempt their takeover, the situation quickly devolved into a bloodbath, with both sides bitterly fighting over every inch of the facility grounds, and no authorities arriving to stop it. But the incident did end up coming to a sudden close a few hours in when the nearby flash of an atomic bomb killed both sides’ soldiers, as well as the power plant’s staff. Poseidon Energy had chosen October 23, 2077 to make their play, the date of the Great War.

Today, Oak Harbor Nuclear Power Plant is offline but intact, a testament to the quality of its construction. The security system has remained online though, and stuck in high alert, so the plant remains protected by the same robots who were protecting it 210 years ago.

It is one of the most dangerous locations to be found on the Puget Sound, both because of its high levels of radiation and the number of hostile robots that still patrol its grounds and hallways. Nevertheless, The prize for clearing the reactor is high. If reactivated to even half the output of the original design, the plant could power all of the Puget Sound’s various settlements and towns.
Evildea

Evildea in een van sy videos

**Evildea** (of regte naam: Richard Delamore) is 'n Youtube-komediant en akteur wie in Australië bly. Hy gebruik die gebruikersnaam Evildea in sy videoblog-kanaal op Youtube. Hy is een van die mees aktiewe Esperantiste op die internet, wie Youtube begin het.
Kategorie:Esperanto kultuur
Kategorie:Esperanto internet
Kategorie:Esperantiste
JAWS!

JAWS! Is the nineth issue of the first volume of JoshLand!.

## Info

IshiaBoojah uses a command block to get anything he wants,but accidentally types "Sharks" instead of "Dark"( Oak Wood),now they must get in scuba gear and stop the mistake!

## Trivia

* It was supposed to be called "JAW$!",but was instead called "JAWS!" because the name would be to identical to the "DuckTales" episode "JAW$!".
* This is the first issue to feature the Update Aquatic.
* IshiaBoojah is Shown to be heavily afraid of sharks.
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

## Stitcher Premium Episode Info

The Boys have a little fun with doing Saturday Night Live.

## Episode Synopsis

Sean and Hayes point out how recent *SNL* episodes are reflecting what is in the news, and how an entire scene from *Meet the Parents* gets into the cold open. They break down the extremely subtle nuances of Alec Baldwin’s impression of the current U.S. President, and share the inner workings of how *SNL* writers combine movies and the news by using washed up movie actors instead of the cast. Justin Timberlake as Mike Pence. Vince Vaughn as Rod Rosenstein. Matt Dillon is there and the audience screams because they recognize him. Blake Lively as Denise Richards as Ivanka. I think The Boys cracked that one.

Hayes and Sean come up with several sketches that combine the news and movies and SNL including some of the most famous people in the world. I hope Lorne is listening, or at least Colin Jokes.

## Quotes

**Sean:** I love when they’re doing a big threesome in WIld Things. Is there any way to do that with the news?

**Sean:** I RECOGNIZE THAT PERSON! THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY! HOLY SHIT!

**Sean:** HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
TEASER FREEZER: THE SPINNING MAN

## Stitcher Premium Episode Info

Sean and Hayes have a little fun with the teaser for The Spinning Man.

## Episode Synopsis

Please don't unsubscribe. The issue with the Stitcher app is a feature, not a bug. Chef Kevin is here like a hot burp in the brain. The Teaser Freezer is The Spinning Man. There's a crazy person in the woods. A girl went missing. Bosch hears a fake movie doorbell. Sean is not the Spinning Man, guys. The truth has a way of turning on you.

The Boys listen to How Long Has This Been theme songs submitted by listeners. Two of them are fine, and the other one is original and fresh, and fun and funny and nice, and cool and smart, and fun, and fun for your friends.

## Quotes

**Sean:** So, a lot of people have been saying that they think I'm probably the Spinning Man. Because I drive a grey Volvo, because I know a ton about the philosophy of language, it's kinda my whole thing. And, because, not unlike Guy Pearce, there's one angle from which I look handsome, and several others from which I appear to have a very fucked up face. And some people are like, "Hey, why isn't that guy a big actor?" and some people are like, "I know why."

**Hayes:** It just depends on where they're standing when they're looking at you.

**Sean:** Yes, yes. And because obviously my signature fighting style is I do a lot of spinning.

**Hayes:** Here's what I would like to see on screen: a Bye Bye Woman. A Spinning Woman. A Candy Woman.

**Sean:** Thank you! A Beetlejuice Woman!

**Hayes:** Mm-hm.

**Hayes:** Shortness is the soul of funnyness.
THE SURPRISE

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The Boys have a little fun with a guest who is a surprise even to them.

## Episode Synopsis

Paul F. Tompkins was looking for the bathroom key and accidentally became a guest on the show. Bosch is a big sweetie giving kisses. The Boys explain the jokes on this show, they are not just doing them. Josh was busy doing his job and he doesn't quite sink the show. Paul finds the bathroom key.

## Quotes

**Hayes:** "If you look around the room, and you don't see the Baba Booey, it's you, pal."
THE BEST OF ENGINEER RYAN

### Also Appearing

Chef Kevin, Engineer Ryan, Jason Mantzoukas, Kate Micucci, Aparna Nancherla, Jen Statsky

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The Boys have a little fun saying goodbye to Engineer Ryan by playing his best moments on the show.

## Episode Synopsis

Sean is in the woods with Britney Spear hunting with spears for the famous porcupine. This episode is sad and fucked, because Engineer Ryan is going away (in the sense that he is not really going away but will not be appearing on mic anymore). Chef Kevin has pulled together a bunch of clips to celebrate Engineer Ryan’s time on the show. Some of them are very short. Earwolf HR is Brett.

This episode includes clips from episodes 206, 221, 237, 246, 272, and 303 of *Hollywood Handbook*, and episode 68 of *Hollywood Handbook: The Pro Version*.

## Quotes

**Sean**: Even a porcupine deserve love and hugs.

**Chef Kevin**: (reading Engineer Ryan’s email): “I would no longer like to be on Hollywood Handbook.”

**Sean**: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

**Hayes**: Of course… he wants to… he doesn’t want to be on mike anymore...

**Sean**: Yeah, Ryan, nobody *wants* to be on Hollywood Handbook.

**Engineer Brett**: I didn’t know you could just request that.

**Sean**: You *can’t*. This sets a very bad precedent for us. If our guests hear about this, the whole fuckin’ thing folds up. Jesus Christ.

**Hayes**: That was his first words? “I had a granola bar.” And it was really just a plateau from there. It’s hard to like start exactly where you’re gonna finish.

**Sean**: The consistency I admire.
THE COMIC BOOK

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Sean and Hayes have a little fun with their own comic book.

## Episode Synopsis

Sean tells a story about the Legends of the Diamond and the haunted horny rapids. Colin stole money from the Boys. “It’s just shillings, mate.”

Everyone is addicted to comic books, so this is the episode where Hayes and Sean create their own comic book. Meanwhile, in the comic, Chef Kevin, Engineer Cody, and Dana have teamed up to murder Engineer Brett. But, the worst news of all is for Brett’s murderers, because Hayes and Sean are on the case, and that spells trouble for anyone who’s on their bad side. The Boys can’t stick around and sign autographs after the big rock show, because they’ve got vengeance to do from the bad crime, and they need to have lunch. Meanwhile, Brett’s dick falls off and falls into Hell to fight the Devil, and Engineer Cody (as a grom) has two opposing origin stories.

How long has it been?

## Quotes

**Hayes:** He did take money out of me baby’s gob...

**Hayes:** We are addicted to reading comics.

**Sean:** Yes. I went to my doctor, and he said, “You have to stop reading comics.”

**Hayes:** But he was reading a comic as he said that, but basically everyone is now.

**Sean:** Yeah. And I said, “Not a lot of credibility there, doc.”

**Hayes:** Yes.

**Sean:** And he said, “Okay, you got me,” and he turned out to be Doctor Strange.

**Hayes:** And it was, we were reading a comic.

**Sean:** Mm-hm. And that’s who was saying it, yeah.

**Sean:** For anyone who thinks it sounds like we just finished a Pro Version, had some extra time left in the studio, thought maybe we could bank one pretty easily, looked at a Kleenex box that had Spider-Man on it, and then went, “Maybe something about comics or something?” That just isn’t how things are done here.

**Sean:** It would be cool if Brett’s dick has Brett’s face.

**Engineer Brett:** You guys ever do anything about Ben Affleck’s back tattoo?
TEASER FREEZER: PEPPERMINT

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The Boys have a little fun with the teaser for Peppermint.

## Episode Synopsis

Hayes was with Richie Sambora (incognito) throwing bottles at the recycling center, because that’s the only thing there is to do in this town, apart from BMX racing. Sean has a run-in with Hayes’s dad, Spike.

The teaser for Peppermint has already been thawed out because this is the Pro Version. A woman’s family gets gunned down in a drive-by shooting. The cartel is no joke, and the justice system delivers no justice. She trains for five years and then she’s going viral again.

The Boys talk to Chef Kevin about the aftermath of the Chicago show. Chef Kevin got digits at the merch table but did not find the guy who offered him pot. The Boys break down some of the financials of the live show and Kevin could have done a better job in several ways. Kevin has a friend called Chris and calls him.

At one point in the episode, Paul F. Tompkins opened the door, shook his head, and left.

## Quotes

**Hayes:** BMX *racing*, not tricks.

**Sean:** No, please. Tricks are for kids.

**Chef Kevin:** You guys really lean into that “this is my job” thing.

**Hayes:** *You* should lean into it a little more.

**Sean:** Pick up a Sheryl Sandberg book.
Teaser Freezer - Slender Man

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The boys have a little fun with the Slender Man teaser.

## Episode Synopsis

In the intro, Hayes was with the Women and they were marching. He pushed his way to the front and made trumpet noises while waving a trumpet around.

The Boys talk about the "War on Bosch" that has been going on recently around the studio, after some fancy Earwolf merch (plushie dolls of men in their 40s) got damaged when Bosch tested their durability. Bosch is a good boy and is not at fault. Josh was also in the room at the time of the incident and may have been responsible.

The Boys have pre-thawed the teaser for *The Slender Man* so it won't be cold. There's very little dialogue in the teaser, so they play it all the way through. The Slender Man is a scary man with a lot of guns.
To the Ancient Tomb of Mount C.R.E.E.P.E.R!

To the Ancient Tomb of Mount C.R.E.E.P.E.R! is the tenth issue in Vol.1 in JoshLand!.

## To the Ancient Tomb of Mount C.R.E.E.P.E.R!

### Episode

To the Ancient Tomb of Mount C.R.E.E.P.E.R!

## Info

SquidDude and his friends find a map to the ancient tomb of Mount C.R.E.E.P.E.R and it's hidden treasure! will they find it?

## Trivia

* This is the first issue not to use the MineCraft font,Instead it uses the Adveture font
* this issue is based on the "DuckTales" Episode "The living Mummies of Toth-Ra!".
THE COACHELLA PERFORMANCE

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Sean and Hayes have a little fun with doing Coachella.

## Episode Synopsis

Hayes loves the song but Sean's puppy is sleeping. Both of the Boys have the elite athlete gene, and there is a story about racing before they fly to Coachella! It's a double trick.

The Coachella crowd waits while backstage, Engineer Brett puts together his dream band, Stinky Bad Brett, including The Big Bopper (frontman) , Billy Joe on bass and piano, Tom Jones on drums, with the Hole Beatles for the horn section. Stinky Bad Brett plays "Bop It" at Coachella.

The long version of the How Long Has It Been theme.

## Quotes

**Chef Kevin:** I'm trying to do a better job of not, like, constantly butting in.

**Sean:** Are you?
Tom Scharpling

Tom Scharpling is an American comedian, television writer, producer, music video director, and radio host. He is best known for his multiple appearances on podcasts like *Hollywood Handbook* and *Hollywood Handbook: Pro Version*, as well as for hosting the weekly Internet radio call-in comedy program, *The Best Show with Tom Scharpling*.

## Appearances

* Ep. #019 - LIVE FROM CHICAGO CITY
* Ep. #053 - TOM AND CHEF KEVIN
* Ep. #078 - TOM AND CHEF KEVIN: PART II
* Ep. #084 - QUESTIONS FOR TOM
* Ep. #100 - THE 100TH PRO VERSION (SECOND ATTEMPT) WITH TOM SCHARPLING
Chef Kevin

Chef Kevin often participates in the show. It is unclear whether he is Sean and Hayes's friend, employee, servant, claymation horse, or what.

## Appearances

* Ep. #001 - Teaser Freezer - Ready Player One
* Ep. #002 - Chef Kevin's Tinder
* Ep. #003 - Teaser Freezer - Slender Man
* Ep. #004 - R U Talking R.E.M. are E Me?
* Ep. #006 - THE SURPRISE
* Ep. #007 - THE PRO VERSION MONEY EPISODE
* Ep. #008 - SPONSORED SHOW ONLY FOR TOM AND JOAN
* Ep. #011 - TEASER FREEZER: THE SPINNING MAN
* Ep. #012 - ADVICE ON DIFFERENT PLANTS
* Ep. #013 - THE COACHELLA PERFORMANCE
* Ep. #014 - THE COMIC BOOK
* Ep. #015 - DIY INFORMATION
* Ep. #017 - TEASER FREEZER: UNCLE DREW
* Ep. #018 - CONFESSIONS

(some episodes that haven't been added to the wiki yet)

* Ep. #085 - THE KIDS SHOW
* Ep. #086 - BABY DON'T

(some episodes that haven't been added to the wiki yet)

* Ep. #099
* Ep. #100
DIY INFORMATION

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Sean and Hayes have a little fun with building things in the home.

## Episode Synopsis

Hayes tells a story about when he was with Kat Von D, Cat Stevens and cat food, and they were poisoning all the food at the grocery store, so Hayes could invent his own grocery store.

Hayes and Sean have read a lot of books and are giving away a lot of knowledge, and in this episode they teach you how to build your own toilet. Don’t be distracted by DIY books. How to melt sand for a clear glass toilet (don’t forget to build a scareshark that looks like Sean). Night Hayes is a much more ferocious lovemaker than Daytime Hayes. Chef Kevin begs listeners to buy the apron, and talks about his social life. A couple more How Long Has It Been? theme submissions get played. Tawny drops by. Josh sleeps in a suit on a futon. It turns out that it’s much easier to do a show if you just hang out and talk. Paul also drops by.

## Quotes

**Hayes:** Cat food doesn’t eat anything. Cat food is food.

**Sean:** It’s food, but for cats, more than people, mostly.

**Hayes:** Kevin, contribute something, don’t just be audibly enjoying the show.

**Sean:** So, once they know I have Sphere powers, it’s time to build a float valve and lever.

**Sean:** The Home Depot employees are being night versions of us! They’re replacing us, okay? So I’m trying to tell you how to build a toilet, but there’s also a lot more information in this episode.
R U Talking R.E.M. are E Me?

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The boys are sneaky and do an R.E.M. show first.

## Episode Synopsis

Being sneaky can feel very good. Hayes and Sean do a show about the band R.E.M. which is the original R.E.M.-based Earwolf podcast, and Hayes and Sean are first to market with this concept.

The Boys (who are real best friends) analyze the biggest R.E.M. songs, including "Chinese Island Song," "Everybody Hurts," "Shiny Happy People," "Nightswimming" (I don't think so!), "It's the End of the World - something," and "Man in the Moon." They talk about Michael Stripes, who is like the Scott Aukerman of the band who rules with an iron fist, or who is a true empath like an envoy from Altered Carbon.

## Quotes

Sean: "Fucking shut the fuck up forever, and listen and never talk, and *that* is maybe a show."
Teaser Freezer - Ready Player One

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THE BOYS HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH THE READY PLAYER ONE TEASER. They are doing the Pro Version.

## Episode Synopsis

Sean and Hayes discuss whether or not to change the intro and theme song for the Pro Version, and Chef Kevin tries to search Google for things. In the Teaser Freezer, The Boys explore the *Ready Player One* teaser and talk about the differences between read the book and see the movie. Also, a beloved character's secret identity is finally revealed!
HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

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The Boys discuss the perfect couples' costumes for Halloween.

## Episode Synopsis

Hayes is accompanying Bob Einstein to Larry's house to test a setup about borrowing pizza. He only needs it for a second. Sean would have probably asked for numerous erotic photos, over two or three haircuts, as proof that it's Bob. Then Wanda is involved too. The Boys get over eight minutes from this story.

What is going to be Sean and Hayes's Halloween costume this year? Chef Kevin can be included as some kind of an object, like a Velcro sidecar, that hides his entire face and body. Two sexy lumberjacks and a tree they chopped down, or two sexy dentists and a stained tooth.

The boys spend some time exploring the possibilities of various couple's costume ideas, such as Sherlock and Holmes.

Happy dog noises.

The Boys do not make an announcement about The Flagrant Ones.

## Quotes

**Chef Kevin:** "Dangit!"

**Sean:** The one finger i had pointed at you? maybe I shoulda been looking at the three pointed that were pointed back at me. I point with two fingers actually, it's stronger. It's a stronger stage picture. One at the sky and then two back at myself.

**Hayes:** How long has this episode been? Include some cuts, please.
BABY DON'T

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The Boys have a little fun with doing Chef Kevin's podcast.

## Episode Synopsis

Hayes is there with Matt Lauer, imprisoning him, because he became a rogue nation celebrity, like friggin Clarice and the guy. Hayes is something of a modern Van Helsing.

This is the first Pro Version where The Boys do someone else’s podcast at them, although they have done this on the main show feed (and they have sort of done it on the Pro Version, like the REM one, but they didn’t do that with the real people right there. This time, it’s Chef Kevin’s new podcast on the Earwolf podcast network. Engineer Jordan creates a theme song.

Chef Kevin describes how his new podcast works. It sounds like two eighth grade dorks having a sleepover, just having a little too much soda and cracking each other up, and talking about how much better high school’s gonna be. Uncle Jeff and the G-Men might be busting down the door any minute. Chef Kevin’s curious mind does not extend to the other nine comedians on the top ten list from 1998. His mind is like, I’m good, thanks!

Chef Kevin is not the Richard Pryor of his time just because he once dropped his father’s lighter into a lake. Hayes and Sean review the episode for a couple of minutes at the end.

## Quotes

**Sean:** You are having your lunch munched, straight outta the fridge, baby.

**Sean:** A curious mind is the number one greatest asset that a podcaster can have. It is actually more important than a soothing voice, an interesting idea, a sense of humor, famous friends...

**Hayes:** And being grandfathered in from when the podcasting company was like not doing great.

**Sean:** What I’m learning is that this show we make should probably be about 28 minutes, because I feel like that’s always when I ask.

**Hayes:** It wants to be. It wants to be 28 minutes.

**Sean:** It wants to be. It fits perfectly into a 28-minute size container.
Fiend's Blood

**Fiend's blood** (also **Fiend bloodline**) is a bloodline referring to individuals whom have the blood of fiends within them.

Those descended from Nicchae & Ishtaros's fiend bloodline are susceptible to the "Fiend's Blood curse" ; those who posses this blood, whether they be a saint or sinner, can be cursed and turned into fiends. They can also inherit their full power from a process called the "Awakening".

## References

1. ↑ *Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2* Chapter 5: " *In an age when chaos ruled all, the bloodlines of all the Ancient Tribes were mixed, and their traits were passed on to the Fiends. Then there were the twin Fiend sisters: Nicchae, Fiend of Destruction, and Ishtaros, Fiend of Creation. The bloodline they began invited the awakening of an entire new race of Fiends. Those who have awakened to become Fiends may only find freedom in death. Only in death...*"