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Enim

Population: 38,000

Area: 38 square km

Densely populated city built upon the waters of the Mirrah, Enim is a testament to human ingenuity and artfulness.  Enim is the youngest city on Kolse, and, as such, does not have a patron Pontiff.  Yet, if asked, any given resident will most likely cite the Iudex as being closest to their ideals.  It was built by a divergent group of merchant nobles living in Aram who wished to splinter off of the royal families to seek wealth independently.  They came upon a fertile and advantageously located section of Mirrah and decided to break ground.  The city quickly became a fishing and trade hub connecting Tinab to the rest of the world.  Caravanserai leaders sought out shipping routes through Enim to gain access to the river that connects Mirrah to the sea.  With this incredible influx of commerce through the city, Enim became the cultural powerhouse that it is today.  While Aram might have the pedigree to back up its claim as capital of Kolse, Enim is doing everything it can to wrench free that crown and claim that seat for itself.

Enim is a city built upon the water and their floating wards and sections show best the astounding feat of engineering that this city represents.  Canals serve to connect these sections together and reliable travel between them is dependent on an organized gondola taxi service.  This service is owned by a private party separate from the ruling city factions and the merchant's or caravanserai's guilds, and has dug itself so far into the everyday workings of the city that if the private parties controlling it chose to, they could halt basically all internal trade within the city at a whim.

While Enim was developed by a group of merchant nobles from Aram its system of governance is significantly different than its parent city.  While Aram sees seats on a governing counsel hand chosen by its aristocracy, Enim holds democratic elections once every 10 years to choose a specific faction to rule over the city.  Each section and ward has it's own independent ruling faction that manages the internal workings of that area and whichever faction is currently chosen to rule over the city only acts as intermediary for disputes and deals between different factions.

The current ruling faction is lead by Ignatius Illion from the Haverstock family.  The five most powerful faction families in Enim are the Haverstocks, the Segturns, the Eugens, the Purts, and the Keltrys.  These families have ruled over their respective sections for nearly 200 years with little incident.  While disputes have emerged over that time it seems that most understand that business is best when all forms of trade are open.
Ice Sword

*"Launches frozen arrows and inflicts continuous damage on the enemy."*

-Official description.

## Notes

* Inflicts 3000 damage over 6 seconds.
* Can be bodyblocked and collide with walls.
* Optimal opener, allowing most of the damage over time to take effect before your enemy is dead.
* This skill is exclusive to the Chaos Dungeon event and cannot be used anywhere else.
Light Feet (Chaos Dungeon)

*"Boosts running speed by 200% for a short period of time."*

-Official description.

## Notes

* Single-use consumable power-up obtained from Chaos Cubes scattered around the arena.
* Only awarded to the current top 25% in the scoreboard.
* Rather unimpactful item compared to the other two power-ups.
* This skill is exclusive to the Chaos Dungeon event and cannot be used anywhere else.
Chaos Cubes

Flying power-ups available inside the Chaos Dungeon event. They contain 3 different power-ups depending on your current standing in the event leaderboard.

* Light Feet is identical in behavior to the rogue's skill, and helps you catching up and fleeing from your opponents.
* Drain Restore is a lengthy restore buff, regenerating an immense amount of health over time.
* Killing Blade is a one-hit kill melee ability. Use it wisely.
Aram

Population:26,000

Area: 25.4 square km

Densely populated city built upon a naturally occurring steppe.  The various levels of the city are built on flat, man made outcroppings with narrow roads connecting them.  The buildings, structures, and wall around the periphery are composed of a white granite that has been mined from the rock in the interior of the steppe.  This city acts as the seat of political power in Kulse. The residents of the city will claim that this is due to the fact that the Onyx Spire, where it is believed the Golden One resides, a deity above even the Pontiffs, is located at its zenith, but a more mundane explanation is that the shear wealth and commerce of the city has granted it this title.

The ruling class consists of rich merchant nobles who vote on the placement of representatives within the House of Consistencies. Whose general duties include placement of representatives within the House of the Masses, creating, maintaining, and terminating external trade deals, and collecting taxes from the populace.  The House of the Masses’ primary duties include writing and ratifying new laws through a vote by property holding citizens, distributing collected taxes to necessary coffers, and conscripting a standing army.

The populace of Aram is primarily human with a few exceptions offering unique wares in local shops.  There are sprawling slums on the flat ground at the base of the steppe outside the city walls.  These slums are home to mostly Aramathi slaves that work in tunnels within the steppe, mining stone for trade and maintenance of roads, walls, and buildings.  There is little in the form of an agricultural industry as the land surrounding the city is too rocky to sustain farming on a large scale.  This causes the necessity for food to be shipped in externally and stone and ore to be shipped out through the use of an intricate system of caravans.  The Caravanserai's Guild holds substantial power within this city's walls.

With such a rich and powerful ruling class Aram holds the majority of wealth within Kolse.  With that fact, it is able to afford a powerful city guard, outside the influence of the Pell's Guard, that patrols and protects the populace.  Laws, enacted by the House of the Masses, are enforced with strict adherence and discipline, and these officers determine guilt on site for petty crimes.  Punishment for crimes of worthwhile severity are tried in a court of marshals that determines guilt and the matter of resolution for the guilty, most in the form of fines to be paid to the victim.  Offenders unable to pay the fines legally obligated to them are sentenced to work in the mines until the profit from the stone and ore extracted by them is great enough to pay off the compounded capital of their fine.
Warrior

Warriors are the brute force in the battlefield. Pure melee firepower designated to be the main DPS class in Knight Online, both in PVE and PVP.

## Role

As a dedicated melee class, a warrior's role is to inflict massive damage to their desired targets. For that end, they require extensive supporting from a multitude of other classes, mainly Priests.

## Attributes

Warriors are slow and sturdy, a simple class at it's core. They possess the highest scaling stats in the game, which makes them ideal for facetanking damage while conversely dishing out heavy hits. The vast majority of their abilities are offense oriented, with a heavy focus on physical, short ranged, uniform damage. Their skill tree branches into 3 unique sections, which are Attack, Defense and Passion (also known as Berserk).

Their main stat attribute is Strength and their secondary is Health.

## Strategy

As a warrior in PvP, your goal is to follow target calls and protecting your party members.

## Master Quest

As they do their level 60 master quest, a Warrior becomes either a Blade Master (El Morad) or a Berserker Hero (Karus), unlocking more powerful melee abilities.

See a full list of requirements here.

## Equipment

The warrior has the most weapon variety in the entire game. Being able to wield long spears, single and two-handed swords, regular spears, shields, single and two-handed axes, among others. The armor they wear has the highest amount of defense across the board, in every tier. As a warrior, you should prioritize jewels that give you both offensive and defensive stats, though that is up to each player's style.

Warrior gear is generally the most expensive in the game.

## Leveling

Early stages of the game can be very rough for a warrior player. Their damaging abilities are extremely subpar at first, and it is not until level 60 when they can finally start to shine.

As they reach level 70 and higher, they become the main component in a melee-style leveling group. It should be noted that, along with the mage, a warrior is the worst class for leveling without a party due to the sheer amount of buffs and supportive skills they require to do respectable damage, and huge mana costs on their best skills.

## Trivia

* Warriors are indisputably the best melee PVP class on the current iteration of Knight Online, but that was not always the case. Both in vanilla and Knight Empire, rogues were equal, if not flatout superior to warriors at most stages of the game.
* Warrior is the only class that has an additional body type available when creating a character (Barbarian, for human warriors).
* The Passion skill tree used to be completely shut down by a single Priest skill. Said skill would remove the self-buff that allowed warriors to cast their main attack, leaving them completely powerless as a result. This was fixed some years later.
* Their level 45 sundries, warrior-exclusive item is a trio of Fire, Glacier and Lightning resistance potions.
* Originally, female human warriors had lower strength values on character creation, which made them undesirable for the warrior class. This was later standarized across the board.
Drain Restore

*"Heals an ally's HP by 1000 for 20 seconds."*

*-*Official description.

## Notes

* Regenerates a total of 10000 health over 20 seconds (1000 every 2 seconds).
* Obtained from Chaos Cubes if you're in the current top 26~50% players in the event scoreboard.
* Useful in duels. In regular crowded fights you will die just as quickly with or without it.
* This skill is exclusive to the Chaos Dungeon event and cannot be used anywhere else.
Poison Knife

*"Inflicts a damage equivalent to 20% of the enemy's base HP."*

-Official description.

## Notes

* Inflict damage based on 20% of the enemy's **current** health pool (max. 2000 damage if they're at full HP).
* Only effective on close to full health enemies, otherwise you're better off using other abilities.
* This skill is exclusive to the Chaos Dungeon event and cannot be used anywhere else.
Cuck Soul

## Overview

**The Cuck Soul** is the legendary Soul of The Cuck, which contains its very essence, and is said to be the source of all cuckoldry. It is believed that if one consumes the Cuck Soul, they will gain Unlimited Cuck Energy, allowing them to become a God. Alternatively, it is also believed that destroying the Cuck Soul is the only way to permanently destroy The Cuck forever. Many have gone in search of the Cuck Soul, but none have ever succeeded.

## Legend

According to legend, when **The Great Cuckening** occurred, The Cuck Trinity was destroyed, but The Cuck Soul remained. It is said to have passed down to Mangostis, who then hid it in a place called "Cucklandia".

Now it is believed that the Cuck Soul can only be found by those who have passed the earth's greatest trial: Dark Souls. Countless seekers have set out to beat Dark Souls, but only the elite few that succeed can become Seekers of the Cuck.
Dark Lunar War

Dark Lunar War is a version of Lunar War, but with a level cap of 59.

## Entry and Details

Much like its parent event, Dark Lunar War (or DLW for short) takes place twice a week, in different days compared to Lunar War. To access the event, players need to go to their nation's Lunar Valley Entrance, and wait until the event starts.

There is only one available map for this event, and it's the Neids Triangle. A map with four individual layers of terrain set horizontally, interconnected by the middle.

During this event, only Ardream remains closed, while other PvP areas work normally.

## Outcome

The outcome is decided by NPC Warder and Keeper kills, or by kills otherwise. There are no bonuses or rewards granted to the winning nation.
Tinab Guilds

**Notable NPCs**
 This guild has no hall, but rather is just comprised of several individuals that manage their own caravan trading routes.

**Notable NPCs**
 There is no single guildhall for the Pell's Guard rather there are several guard houses and barracks for the members of this guild. The purpose of the Pell's Guard is to safeguard trading routes for the Merchant's Guild. It's members are also very frequently commissioned to escort caravans for the Caravanserai's Guild. Compared to other cities, the number of permanent Pell's guardsman in Tinab is significantly lower. This is due to the fact that Tinab's primary trade routes are via the sea.

**Notable NPCs**
 The pinnacle feature of the entire city, the Great Library of Tinab is believed to be the ultimate repository of all knowledge known and unknown. It serves as a testament to the Philosopher and all of his ideals. The Library consists of several wings and central tower. The tower reaches up to the heavens beyond sight. According to legend, whosoever reaches the top of the tower shall have the wisdom of the Philospher and be allowed to sit with him at his table.

**Notable NPCs**
Nady eb-Sirai - Chief Librarian
Pei Xu - Librarian
Yomal Gadi - Historian
 This guildhall is located in a wing of the Great Library. It contains all manner of legal and philosophical literature. It serves as a compliment to the goals of the Sophostic guild. Learning the morality of using the knowledge the library contains.

**Notable NPCs**
 This guildhall is located in a wing of the Great Library. It contains all manner of theological and religious texts pertaining to a multitude of gods. One of the few Theostic guildhalls that contains information about heretical gods other than the Priestess. It serves as a compliment to the goals of the Sophostic guild. Learning the societal impact of using the knowledge the library contains.

**Notable NPCs**
 This guildhall is located in a wing of the Great Library. It contains all manner of relics related to the Pontiffs. It serves as a compliment to the goals of the Sophostic guild. It manages the research and storage on all imported and otherwise acquired relics. Focusing on the research of relics related to all Pontiffs but primarily storing only relics related to the Philosopher. After research on other Pontiff's relics has been concluded they are exported to their respective patron city, Iudex relics are sent to the Nomostic guildhall in Enim even though Enim isn't officially a patron of the Iudex.

**Notable NPCs**
Arel Haman - Administrator
Alaj Kasti - Chief Researcher
Je Yaong-Lui - Chief Reliquarian
Smegpedia Wiki

## Welcome to the Smegpedia Wiki

Welcome to the encyclopaedia of Smeg, where people's dreams come true.

## About Smegmanin

Smegmanin  is an existence of pure pain and suffering, but he goes through life with a smile. Born to two monsters that looked disasterously unalike, Smegmanin has always looked like a monstrosity, even among monsters. To compensate, Smegmanin learned dentistry in order to make something of himself. This proved disasterous because Smegmanin has no hands, so no one would go to his clinic because they didn't want feet in their mouth. Smegmanin, who tried to drown his suffering, eventually resorted to playing Wii Us. This did not work because he has no hands. He has no hands, and he must play Wii U.

Surrounded by strange existences such as Bepe and Mangostis, and antagonised by forces such as Debramin, Smegmanin exists in an everchanging, ever tumultuous world.

## Latest activity

Photos and videos are a great way to add visuals to your wiki. Find videos about your topic by exploring Fandom's Video Library.
Wii U

## Overview

The Wii U system is a video game console created by the Nintendo company, released commercially from November 2012 to January 2017. The system was known for its unique game pad, which features an embedded touchscreen, and combines directional buttons, analog sticks, and action buttons. Because of its reliance on the player's hands and fingers, Smegmanin cannot play Wii U, a fact that haunts him endlessly and makes the Wii U an elusive, tantalizing jewel that he can only stare at in want.

## History

The Wii U was initially discovered in 1996 by explorer Christopher Colombusmanin, but would be locked away for another 16 years until it was released to the public by Nintendo, who put up a massive false info campaign to create the illusion that the Wii U was created by them, and not naturally occurring as it truly is. The Wii U is widely believed to be the successor to the Wii, but in actuality, the Wii was developed by reverse-engineering the Wii U, and only came into existence in 2009.

The Wii U system received generally positive reception from the public, but failed to outdo its predecessor in sales. In January of 2017, it was decided by the Council of Gods that the world was not ready for the beauty and brilliance of the Wii U, and thus discontinued their production, shutting down up to 2400 Wii U breeding centers worldwide. It is unknown where the remaining Wii Us have gone, but it is suspected that Debramin acquired most of them in order to spite Smegmanin.

In the year 2016, Smegmanin discovered an abandoned Wii U, sitting unused in the corner of the Dentist Office. He took it home, excited to play such fun games as *Super Smash Bros. for Wii U*, but when he attempted to use the system, he discovered his lack of hands made it impossible to play. Shattered, Smegmanin locked away the Wii U, hoping to one day play it.
Stun Lightning

*"Applies lightning-based admage upon a limited area. This also disables the enemy's movement for a short period of time."*

-Official description.

## Notes

* Inflict 2000 damage in an area with a high chance of stunning your enemies.
* Stun rate estimate is 50%.
* Most effective on stacked enemies. May also be used to reveal stealthies.
* This skill is exclusive to the Chaos Dungeon event and cannot be used anywhere else.
Bowbeth

Bowbeth as she appears in Dark Souls Remastered

## Overview

**Bowbeth the Bowtiful** is a bow-wielding warrior who seeks the Cuck Soul. She is the eternal rival of Schnozzine. She joined the AkuMeidos unit in 2016, where she fought until it was disbanded.

## Abilities

Bowbeth uses exclusively bows. She can shoot arrows from her bows.

She has extreme patience, able to whittle down enemies from afar with her arrows while dodging their blows.

## History

When bowbeth was 10, she was best friends with Schnozzine, who was her best friend. But when their village was attacked by the Cucks, Schnozzine vowed revenge. but then she joined them. so Bowbeth was mad and set out to fight her and avenge her best friend. now they are rivals.

The story of how bowbeth came to be bowbeth is a long one. For you see, Bowbeth was originally just Beth. But then one day, she played Dark Souls so much that she became bored of it, and decided that to limit her power, she must use a bow from now on. So she set out to gain the Cuck Soul with only her bow, against all the odds. many thought she could not do it, until she beat the capra demon first try with only the bow, proving that she had what it took to do it.

Seeing this, President Keemstar decided to enlist her into his AkuMeidos unit, and set out to recruit her. Bowbeth agreed, seeking to do battle with worthy foes, and became the team's sniper, assassinating Keemstar's political enemies with her bow. She became known as "The Arrow Of Death", for her murderous accuracy.

Following the Steel Spinner Run incident, AkuMeido was disbanded, and Bowbeth went their separate ways. Intrigued by the strength of her ally, Rena Bloodborne, Bowbeth decided to seek entrance to **The Epic Gamers**, lead by gilGAMEsh.

Currently, Bowbeth is searching in the future for the remains of Bat.
Onyx Golems

Onyx golems are immune to weapons of less than +2 enchantment and possess a 50% immunity to nature-based magic. They are alse completely immune to acid- and heat-based attacks, and take half damage from electrical attacks.

## Onyx Golems

### Special Attack:

Mass Dismissal, Mass Control Transferal, Special

### Special Defenses:

+2 or better to hit, immune to damage from summoned creature attacks, 50% damage from heat-based spells

### XP Value:

8,000

**Combat:** Onyx golems strike with their fists. For purposes of lifting, breaking and throwing. Onyx golems have an effective Strength of 22. Three times per day, an onyx golem can cast a Mass Dismissal spell which will send all summoned creatures within 120' back to the plane they originated from. Once per day, an onyx golem can perform a Mass Control Transferal spell which will transfer control of all summoned creatures within 120' to them.

*Shatter* inflicts 4d6 points of damage on emerald golems, while *crystalbrittle* eliminates their immunity to magic and causes them to be vulnerable to +1, rather than +2, weapons. A mending spell restores 2d6 lost hit points, while glassteel completely restores all damage inflicted upon them.

**Special Combat:** Each of the 3 onyx golems encountered in the throne room of the Guarded Heart have special combat abilities. The onyx golem with the white rose has access to all spells of all schools at all levels, yet must roll randomly to determine which level the spell it has access to for the round will be. Determining the level of the spell counts as a simple action and thus the spell can be cast on the same round which which it is fetched. The onyx with the book takes no hostile action against the party yet will constantly buff / heal the other 2 onyx golems. The onyx with the sword acts as a master swordsman. It can attack 3 times per round dealing 2d10+3 damage with each attack.

**Ecology:** When finally slain, gemstone golems collapse into piles of rough-cut gems identical to their type. Each golem produces 10d10 gems of the precious category, with values determined using Table 86 in the *DMG*. The remainder is powder, useless for most purposes, though some wizards and alchemists may be able to use it for spell components.

**Additional Treasure:** The 3 tools the onyx golems use to attack offer the following bonuses to their wielders.

White Rose: Access to all spells of all schools of any level, yet the level is randomly determined based on die roll. The act of determining level and "fetching" the spell is a simple action and thus a spell can be cast on the same round that it is "fetched".

Book: Access to all healing spells of any level, yet the level is randomly determined based on die roll. The act of determining level and "fetching" the spell is a simple action and thus a spell can be cast on the same round that it is "fetched".

Sword: +3 weapon. Instills the wielder with the knowledge of a master swordsman. Anyone wielding this weapon can attack as if they were a master in it regardless of class or level.
The Cuck (Deity)

## Overview

**The Cuck** is one of the three major deities in the art of Cuckoldry. Alongside **The Cuckquean** and **The Cuckoldress**, The Cuck has a primary role in the creation myth of **The Great Cuckening**. In the legend, he comes home one day to find himself being cucked by The Cuckquean, and then goes on to continue cucking and being cucked with both until the Great Cuckening occurs and creates Mangostis, his son.

The Cuck is worshipped by The Cucks, who seek to do his bidding, and he himself is a member of the Council of Gods. His true goals are unknown.

## Abilities and Powers

The Cuck, along with the Cuckquean and the Cuckoldress, was believed to have attained **Perpetual Cuck Feedback Synthesis** which resulted in The Great Cuckening. As the original and ultimate Cuck, his energy was siphoned through Cuckoldry at an unparalleled rate, and he produced seemingly limitless energy from being cucked by The Cuckoldress. When he began to cuck the Cuckoldress back, the energy feedback loop unleashed god-like energy. It is believed that The Cuck himself did not possess immense power, and his incredible power was that he produced so much energy from being owned that he was essentially a limitless battery. Scholars have explained the Great Cuckening as "plugging a battery into itself to get infinite energy".

The Cuck was known to be in a relationship of some sort with The Cuckquean, and is known to be sexually or romantically attracted to at least women.

## Descendants

### Mangostis

Mangostis is the most notable descendant of The Cuck, created from the Great Cuckening. It's unknown how strongly Mangostis's genetics/biology is connected to The Cuck. Mangostis has indicated in a few interviews that he is aware of his parantage, and that he has a strong connection to The Cuck.

*"there is no god, but my father is real"* -- Mangostis, 2018

### Paul Bart

The "son" of Mangostis created by Liquid Blart, thus the "grandson" of The Cuck. Paul Bart was bred to be immune to Cuckoldry, and as such, many believe that Bart is the long-fabled "**Anti-Cuck**", who will bring about The Cuck's end.
Schnozzine

Artist's rendition of Schnozzine

## Overview

Schnozzine is an undead from Dark Souls who wields heavy weapons in combat, such as the Zweihander. She is known for her distinctive schnoz. She is a member of the **Cucks**. She was tasked to seek the Cuck Soul by her master, Debramin, but after failing, she sought to find John Darksouls to train under him.

## Appearance

Schnozzine was born with silver hair in a ponytail and a large nose.

## Abilities

Schnozzine's main ability is her massive strength and ability to wield heavy weapons, such as the Zweihander, her chosen weapon. Her great strength and poise ability gives her the strength to not only crush enemies beneath her mighty blade, but also to withstand devastating attacks herself. Schnozzine's toughness allowed her to chug down an Estus Flask uninterrupted while being Kamehameha'd by Goku in Super Saiyan 4.55 mode, and her Zweihander Slash at full power is estimated to be able to chop my dick entirely off.

She defeated the Capra Demon on her first try, and went on to slay countless foes in the Dark Souls world, fighting so much that combat lost all meaning for her entirely.

## History

Schnozzine was created in September 2018 and began going on a mission to own all the monsters of Dark Souls. She quickly picked up a Zweihander from the Cemetery near Firelink Shrine, and went on to use it to defeat several foes, such as the Capra Demon and the Gaping Dragon. At some point, she met and decided to follow Debramin, who has tasked her to gather the **Cuck Soul** for him.

she was also best friends with Bowbeth before they split up and became rivals.

In her search for the Cuck Soul, Schnozzine eventually fought so much that battle lost all meaning for her-- After defeating so many foes and finding none worthy of her power, she swore off using her immense strength ever again.

With her refusal to fight, Debramin decided she was useless to him, and rejected her-- Now alone in the world, Schnozzine sought out the one figure who might be able to help her: **John Darksouls**, the greatest Dark Souls player in the world. She now seeks him, to either train her to become a true knight, or to give her a true battle once more.

## Dialogue

*"Aah... Hello."*

*"Hi."*

*"Schnozzine helps, sometimes."*

*"Schnozzine lends no aid to those who serve the Destroyer of Cuckoldry. No, no. There is no patience, for Cuckoldry is an art long established, those who question it cannot be persuaded at this point."*

**Upon Aggro**

*"Schnozzine only wishes to help... Relieve you from your delusions."*

*"Orf orf orf."*

**Upon killing the opponent**

*"Bye."*

**Upon Death**

*"Schnozzine... Never wished, for this pain... Lord Debra, this (INSERT GENDER IDENTIFIER) is dangerous..."*
Smegyuta Maninmadhi

The only known picture of Smegyuta Maninmadhi

Smegyuta Maninmadhi is a merge between Nahyuta and Smegmanin made by a fan. It is unknown if he is canon or not.

## Creation

Smegyuta was created by a person on the 25th of December, the same person would later go on and make The Smegpedia.

## Biology

Smegyuta is a Smegoid life form with long silver hair, and a semi-humanoid form with two sets of legs, one more developed than the other. This allows them to move somewhat more easily than other Smegoids.

However the lack of hands prevents him from playing Wii U.

## Powers and Abilities

Smegyuta is a powerful lawyer from the country of Smegurain, and was trained in the Law-tial Arts of Prosecution, which allow him to defeat his opponents with Logic and Reason. He frequently demonstrates his impeccable logical abilities on his YouTube channel, "RationalSmegyuta69420".

He also has the ability to speak many languages.
Smeg Knight Gael

> *"Hand over that thing... Your Wii U..."*
>
>

The Smeg Knight, standing before the Dark U

## Overview

**Smeg Knight Gael** is an alternate universe Smegmanin who turned evil during the apocalypse, and the Final Boss of the Smegverse. He was corrupted by the Dark U, a corrupted Wii U, and in exchange for arms and Hands with which to play it, he sold his soul and sanity.

Smeg Knight Gael is currently classified at **Threat Level: Ein Sof**, the highest known in the Smegverse. He is currently contained in AU-169, and luckily is unable to travel to other dimensions.
Fire Sword

*"Launches a fireball and inflicts fire-based damage on the enemy."*

-Official description.

## Notes

* Inflicts 3000 damage.
* Can be interrupted, blocked by enemies and collide with walls.
* Good finisher and a deadly opener when combined with Poison Knife.
* Same projectile animation as mage's Fire Spear, while the impact effect resembles Hell Fire.
* This skill is exclusive to the Chaos Dungeon event and cannot be used anywhere else.
Shadow Mario

## History

Shadow Mario (also known as Mario Alter) is Mario's dark side born of his repressed desires. Specifically, his desire to shit after eating all the spaghetti. He was created in a lab by Bill Nye in order to turn the public against Mario by having Shadow Mario impersonate Mario, causing the public to believe Mario is able to shit.

However, while Nye's plan was successful and Shadow Mario successfully managed to take Mario's place and disgrace the hero, Shadow Mario rebelled against Nye. Looking to carve out his own identity, Shadow Mario jumps through the land shitting in pipes.
The Pentaract: Hypercube 4

## Room 04: Switch to Hypercube 7

Empty Threats, 30', normal gravity

This room appears to be empty, but any ESP or similar spells / spell-like abilities cast in this room will reveal some sort of presence in this room thinking threatening malicious thoughts towards the player. A dimensional spell such as Plane Shift or Gate will reveal the room is haunted by a ghost which will subsequently attack the party.

Doors: 06, 31, 35

## Room 06: Switch to Hypercube 5

normal gravity

4 waste high pedestals topped with 4 phials,

each phial has a random wild magic effect when broken or drank.

doors: 4, 34, 35

## Room 10: Switch to Hypercube 2

Mirrors: 20', no gravity

Various mirrors of different shapes, sizes, colors, and focal lengths cover the walls. The characters are able to see human persons in the mirrors, but there are none to be found in the room itself.

Dead End

## Room 17: Switch to Hypercube 1

Aramathi Hunters, 60', normal gravity

Big pile of Aramathi Hunter corpses.

Dead End

## Room 31: Switch to Hypercube X

Empty, 25', random gravity

Doors: 04, 34, 35

## Room 32: Switch to Hypercube 6

Trapped Treasure, 55', no gravity

Looks exactly like Room 28, but all of the treasure is actually mimics

Dead End

## Room 34: Switch to Hypercube 3

Teeter Totter Floor, 150', normal gravity

In this room the floor dips toward whatever direction the most mass standing on it is.

Doors: 04, 06, 31

## Room 35: Switch to Hypercube 8

Negative energy, 40', normal gravity

This room contains a negative energy field. Any living thing within this room suffers -2 hit points per round.

Doors: 04, 06, 31
Paul Bart

## Overview

Paul Bart, drawn 100% by Matt Groening.

Paulothew JoJo Bartholemew "Bart" Blart, also known simply as "**Paul Bart**", is the "son" of Liquid Blart and Mangostis, created through lab experiments conducted by Liquid in an attempt to cure himself of his Cuck Cells. Bart was first discovered by the US Government following Liquid's death in the Shadow Mallsus Incident, and he has been on the run from America ever since.

## Personality and Habits

Paul Bart is estimated to have the approximate maturity of a 10 year old child, and often enjoys making mischief, trolling, and playing Fortnite while dabbing. Bart has been shown to trust no one but himself, choosing to be free and hating the American Government for trying to capture him. He wishes to remain at large to continue doing whatever he pleases, and is shown to have no qualms eliminating those who interfere with that goal.

It is unknown if he will follow Liquid Blart's desire for him to destroy America in his stead.

He is known to be a fan of The Smegs.

## Biology

Paul Bart was created from the cells of Liquid Blart and Mangostis from what Liquid referred to as a "Seed of Cuckoldry". Thus the full extent of his biology is unknown even to him. According to Liquid Blart's diary, Paul Bart was to be his successor in case he ever died, and possibly a way to cure himself through his natural immunity to Cuckoldry.

### Cuckoldry Immunity

The Mangostis cells grant Paul Bart the immunity to being cucked by anyone, and thus nullify the Cuck Cells he inherited from Liquid. This makes Paul Bart completely invulnerable to all attacks from The Cucks, and possibly even from The Cuck himself. This has lead certain factions of the Church of Cuckoldry to see him as the **Anti-Cuck**, and makes his capture incredibly desirable by many factions.

### Mall Cop Training

Bart seems to have retained the skills of his father in combat, making him a formidable foe despite his age. He has shown impressive prowess in hand-to-hand combat, heavy weaponry, firearms, knife combat, and skateboarding. His skills at advanced military tactics have allowed him to evade capture from all the many groups that seek him, and has resulted in many causalities.

### Sustenance

Perhaps as a side-effect of Mangostis's cells, Paul Bart must cuck others to gain sustenance. However, his immunity to cuckoldry works both ways, and he has to absorb cuck energy from other Cuckoldry practitioners. This has lead him to battle the Cucks on many occasions to feed himself, but with the dwindling number of cuck followers existing, Paul Bart's remaining energy source is highly limited.
Yuga

Yuga is a guy who [REDACTED]. He created myct but abandoned it after accidentally looking a bri’ish “person” in the eyes. He enjoys video gam, writing music (trans), and listing his hobbies. Ask your mom about him.

### Joker origin story

On the fourth day he put his hand in wet cement and that created Michigan, which is where he lives.

## Relationship with John Darksouls

He drinka beer with john darksoul on the weekends.

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## Video gayme

He is working on a silly vido game called Stratosfuck or something which will come out sometime idk how this fits in the lore.
Tell Guilds

**Notable NPCs**
Idill Salmison - Administrator
Hodi Anulfr - Chief City Guard
 The Slave Traders have a very small presence in Tell, due in large part to both the seclusion of the city from the outside world and the over zealous nature of the Sanguine Rose. However, there is enough of a need for trafficking the unneeded Aramathi that the Sanguine Rose do capture that the Slave Traders have not fully departed from the city.

**Notable NPCs**
 This guild has no hall, but rather is just comprised of several individuals that manage their own caravan trading routes.

**Notable NPCs**
 The pinnacle feature of Tell is by far the Kathekonic guildhall. The Colosseum sees all manner of warriors come to test their mettle against men, fae, and beast. The hierarchy of the guild ranges from Kriger, Helt, Erobrer, and Stormester. It is believed that anyone who reaches the rank of Stormester is permitted an audience with the Commander himself. Every adult resident of Tell is considered an honorary member of the Kathekonic guild and therefore is under requirement to defend the city in the event of any foreign incursion.

**Notable NPCs**
Orif Thaugri - Stormester
Rega Fredidotr - Erobrer
Visi Sigsti - Helt
Emma

**Emma** is a contestant on the online community game *Survivor: Tahiti*!

## Bio

**Name (Age)**:

**Tribe Designation**: Rongo

**Hometown**:

**Claim to fame**:

**Inspiration in life**:

**Hobbies**:

**Most recent injury**:

**Three words that describe you**:

**What Survivor contestant are you most similar to?**:

**Why do you think you will be the Sole Survivor?**:
Council of Gods

Left to Right: God of Fidget Spinners, The Cuck, Dancecat, and Gexus Ghrist.

The **Council of Gods** is a secret council formed by the various Gods of the Smegverse, who gather to form decisions of drastic importance to all of canon. The council is only called in the most dire of circumstances, and due to the conflicting nature of the various deities, it has only rarely produced many results.

Every deity in the Smegverse is initially allowed to join the council; however, several have been excommunicated due to improper conduct.

Current Members of the Council are:

* The Cuck
* Dancecat
* God of Fidget Spinners
* Gexus Ghrist
* ~~Jeff Kaplan~~ [EXCOMMUNICATED]
* Shigeru Miyamoto
Matthias

**Matthias** is a contestant on the online community game *Survivor: Tahiti*!

## Bio

**Name (Age)**: Matthias Zammit (19)

**Tribe Designation**: Rongo

**Hometown**: Malta

**Claim to fame**: i am fame.

**Inspiration in life**: have dua lipa's bmi

**Hobbies**: pop music, pop tea, skateboarding

**Most recent injury**: none

**Three words that describe you**: nose too thick

**What Survivor contestant are you most similar to?**: abi maria

**Why do you think you will be the Sole Survivor?**: hm im legend
Nico Nico Nii

Nico Yazawa performing her signature pose.

## Przegląd

**Nico Nico Nii** , w skrócie Nico, jest aspirującym idolem i skrót AkuMeidos. Jest świadomym gifem opartym na Nico Yazawie z franczyzy Love Live i jest powiedzonkiem tej postaci, nadanym ludzkiemu kształtowi (past jak Dancecat stał się animowany z jej gifu źródłowego) nie wiedzac o co chodzi Aria Bravebank i inne osoby z klubu dj to czytaja i nie wiedzac po czytaj huja na dole jest podruba Deth Nota.Pozdrawiam klub Doom Judges

Nico is a master of media manipulation, and aided President Keemstar in removing his opponents from office with her "Nico Note".

## Nico Note

Nico's ability is known as the "Nico Note", which grants her the ability to make popular media people do and say stupid or career-harming things, colloquially known as "Milkshake Ducking". It turns out that every time a celebrity or e-celebrity had a shitty take or said some bullshit, it was actually Nico.

Keemstar found this ability highly useful during his Cuckquisition, as it allowed him to eliminate his foes by milkshake ducking them. Keemstar himself seems to be immune to this effect, as Nico has written his name countless times and yet he remained unchallenged in his power.

The rules of the Nico Note are as follows:

1. "*The human* *whose name is written in this note shall be milkshake ducked."*
2. "*If the details of the ducking is written within the next 40 seconds of writing the person's name, they will happen."*
3. "*If the cause is not specified, the person will simply say something racist."*

## The Milkshake Investigation

Nico's activities soon aroused suspicion of local detective, Sherlock Maki. She began to suspect that multiple internet personalities and celebrities couldn't be simply saying stupid shit, and believed that it was actually a deep conspiracy to smear their good names, and feared who might be next. For this purpose, she began an investigation into these victims and searched for the culprit.

She formed a task force dedicated to capturing the culprit, including her girlfriend, Nico Nico Nii. Unbeknownst to her, Nico herself was the culprit, which allowed her to stay one step ahead of the authorities at every move.

1. ↑ T*his ability has proven to work on non-humans as well, such as PewDiePie.*
Mountains Environmental

1-2) Entrance To Subterranean

3-4) Abandoned Campsite

5-6) Campfire (lit)

7-8) Animal Carcass (bones)

9-10) Small Stagnant Pond

11-12) Small Damp Cave

13-14) Campfire (cold)

15-16) Destroyed Campsite

17-18) Loose Gravel (slowed movement)

19-20) Large Boulder

21-22) Fulgurite Formation

23-24) Wandering Castle

25-26) Small Cave

27-28) Small Mammal Encounter

29-30) Wind Direction Changes (smell)

31-32) Cloud Cover Increases

33-34) Aramathi Hunters

35-36) Smoke In Distance

37-38) Mineral Water Spring

39-40) Shallow Ravine

41-42) Wind Gusts (slowed movement)

43-44) Animal Call

45-46) Cloud Cover Decreases

47-48) Small Insect Encounter

49-50) Wandering Castle

51-52) Aramathi Hunters

53-54) Hot Spring

55-56) Geysers

56-57) Deep Ravine

59-60) Craggy Terrain (slowed movement)

61-62) Simple Structure

63-64) Bizarre Ruin

64-65) Cairn

67-68) Entrance to Subterranean

69-70) Large Rocky Outcropping

71-72) Annoying Bird

73-74) Small Animal In Pack

75-76) Animal Head On Pike

77-78) Loose Gravel (slowed movement)

79-80) Edible Plant (10% poison)

81-82) Minor Injury (slowed movement)

83-84) Hazard

85-86) Hunter Trap

87-88) Fresh Water Spring

89-90) Animal Carcass (fresh)

91-92) Wonder

93-94) Aramathi Hunters

95-96) Wandering Castle

97-98) Entrance To Subterranean

99-100) DM's Choice
Connormanin

Connormanin as he appears on the cover image for "Unboxing".

Connormanin is a prototype RK-5m36800 smegandroid constructed by SmeggerLife in the year 2038 to investigate deviancy.

He is the protagonist of the Smegmanin Fanfic "**Unboxing**", which takes place in an alternate canon universe.

## Biology

    Outwardly Connormanin takes the form of a standard Smegoid life form, but internally he is made up of cybernetic components, computer chips, metal, and Chuck-E-Cheese tokens, which he devours for sustenance. As a smegandroid, he has the ability to connect wirelessly to any Wii U within a 30 meter radius, enabling him to play Wii U games without the need for hands. This means that even Connormanin has played more Wii U than Smegmanin, though it remains to be seen if he enjoys these games.

Connormanin's specially designed tongue allows him to taste deviancy at up to 60 meters away. It is unknown what metrics determine deviancy. When encountering a deviant, Connor's head begins to rapidly expand through unknown means, eventually growing to multiple times the size of his body while repeatedly accosting the deviant. His head will only return to normal when the deviant activity has ceased.

In instances where Connormanin's legs are removed, he is able to substitute wheels on place of legs, allowing him to move at the rate of a commercially available RC car. Many researchers have found this ability to be "highly disturbing".

## Abilities & Powers

Being a cybernetic life form, Connormanin is capable of easily interfacing with other electronics, including computers, game consoles, smartphones, and even has a limited capacity to travel the internet. He possesses built-in scanners to track electrical paths, allowing him to navigate areas or seek out energy sources. He also possesses a back-up hard drive in his left kneecap that can be used should his hard drive be destroyed somehow.

Connormanin's main strength is his high learning capacity and ability to download information as needed. This makes him a highly competent investigator, as he is able to search Google over 20000000 times per second. He has shown the ability to rapidly learn martial arts in record time, though his body is not optimized for combat, limiting his physical capabilities. Connormanin uses his rapid learning ability to think critically and discover solutions to problems, create plans, and execute them, allowing him to outwit physically superior opponents.

## Personality

Connormanin dislikes deviants and enjoys licking Chuck-E-Cheese tokens. He dislikes spicy foods or anything that could hurt his tongue.
Punished Smeg

Official sketch of Venom Smegmanin.

## Overview

**Punished "Venom" Smegmanin** is an alternate universe Smegmanin who became hardened by combat and war, and became a powerful military leader. Unlike the main universe Smegmanin, he never found the Wii U, and instead joined the American military.

His adventures are chronicled in the log "**Smeg Gear Solid**".

## Powers

Venom Smegmanin, unlike his counterparts, is a skilled combatant and military leader. He is charismatic, powerful, and ruthless on the battlefield. His ability to rally his soldiers is considered an asset in of itself.

In combat, Venom Smegmanin uses kick-based combat, due to the fact that he has no arms. He wields a stun knife and pistol in combat, which he uses primarily to disarm and quickly eliminate his opponents with quick, decisive strikes. He is also a skilled marksman, though its unclear how he actually fires a gun.

## Military History

According to Punished Smegmanin, Smegmanin never came in contact with the Wii U, and instead saw an ad for the military. Seeking to be all he could be, he joined the America military, and fought through the ranks, eventually becoming the leader of an elite squadron, trusted by John America himself.

However, during one mission, Smegmanin was forced to fight and kill his closest friend and mentor, John Darksouls. Though he had thought the mission was for the greater good, he later found out that it was only because his brother, John America, wanted a turn on the Xbox.

Crushed, Smegmanin turned from America and decided to form his own nation: "Outer Smegven"..

## Outer Smegven & Destruction

Smegmanin, using the wealth he'd gathered from his military career, formed a new nation for soldiers, called "Outer Smegven". He recruited many members, including Bepe Miller, Johnnymanin, Paul Blart, and Mangostis.

But it didn't last; On June 4th, 1969, a group known as **DEBRA** infiltrated Outer Smegven under the guise of a pro-gamer evangelist. It was then that the infiltrators, lead by a mysterious figure in a black trench coat, dropped a "LIGMA Bomb" on the base, killing more than half of Smegmanin's men, destroying the base, and sending Smegmanin himself into a 9 year coma.

The remnants of Outer Smegven sought to protect their leader, and hide from the forces of DEBRA until he awoke.