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Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum (album)

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   **Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum** is Tally Hall's first studio album. It was initially released in 2005 but was later re-released in 2008.

On January 2, 2021, it was announced that Needlejuice Records would be rereleasing the album on CD, vinyl, and cassette, along with a vinyl-exclusive single that includes Just a Friend and the bonus tracks on the CD and cassette.  On March 12, 2021, pre-orders opened for both albums.

The album's name is based on the museum in Hunter's Square (Tally Hall), in Farmington Hills, Michigan.

## Track Listing (2008 Bonus Downloads)

The bonus downloads for all three songs were given out at concerts and online via download codes.

## Trivia

* This album is marked for release in 2005 while using all the 2008 aspects on streaming platforms.

## External links

* Spotify
* SoundCloud

## References

1. ↑ https://www.allmusic.com/album/marvins-marvelous-mechanical-museum-mw0000449149?1634519331191
2. ↑ [1]
3. ↑ [2]
4. ↑ [3]
At the Club

## Other

**At the Club** is the second song in Mr. President, There’s an Asteroid Headed Directly For the Earth: The Musical.

It is reprised in At the Club (Reprise).

## Lyrics

>
> At the club!
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> Beautiful women who don’t have a date
>
>
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> Hello
>
>
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> At the club!
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> Their standards get lower
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> The longer you wait
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> Hello again
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>
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> Music is blaring, so no conversation
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> Passion is flaring without hesitation
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> Pressed up so close
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> There’s a general genital rub...
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>
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> At the club!
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>
Banana Man

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## Other

### Audio

**Banana Man** is the seventh track on Tally Hall's first studio album, Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum.

It was written by Joe Hawley.
It was sung by Joe Hawley With additional vocals from Rob Cantor Zubin Sedghi, Andrew Horowitz and Ross Federman.

## Video

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## Lyrics

>
> (Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel P.T. Chester Whitmore is proud to present,
>
> Bung Vulchungo and the Zimbabwe Songbirds!)
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>
>
> Do you see banana man,
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> Hopping over on the white hot sand?
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> Here he come with some for me,
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> Freshly taken from banana tree. (one, two, three, four)
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>
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> Banana man me want a ton,
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> Give me double on the bonus one,
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> Give me more for all me friends,
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> This banana flow will never end!
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>
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> Do you want a banana?
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> Peel it down and go, mm, mm, mm, mmm-
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> Do you want a banana?
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> This banana for you!
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>
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> Tonight we dance around de flame,
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> Then we get to play the spirit game!
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> Spirit names we shout out loud,
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> Shake the thunder from the spirit cloud!
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> Morning songbirds in the tree,
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> Chant a tune to let the spirits free,
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> Then we see them in the night,
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> Spirits jumpin' by the fire light!
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>
>
> Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
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> Peel it down and go mm, mm, mm, mmm-
>
> Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
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> This banana for you!
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>
>
> Look you your too uptight you know,
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> You can laugh and kick it back and go (we!),
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> But without a rhythm or a rhyme,
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> You do not banana all the time!
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> Fly away from city on the run,
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> Try to make a little fun...
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> Look you come to the bungalow,
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> Africans you tell me don't you so,
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> Don't you love the pumping of the drum?
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> Make you shake until the bum go numb-
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> Let the bongo play you 'til you drop!
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> This banana never stop! (never stop, never stop...)
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>
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> Forget all your troubles and go with the flow,
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> Forget about whatever you may never know,
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> Like whatever you are doing is whatever you should,
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> And whether anything you do is every really any good,
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> And then forget about banana when it sticks in your throat,
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> And when they make you want to bellow but your stuck in a choke,
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> And you forget about the yell from the beckoning men,
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> That'll make you take another and make a mock of your plan!
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> Bungalay, bungalow, make up your mind and tell me no!
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>
>
> (Humming)
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> (Shhhhhhhhhhhh...)
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>
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> Well it's nine o'clock and it's getting dark,
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> And the sun is falling from the sky...
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> I've never left so early, and you may wonder why...
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> (Whistling)
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> Tomorrow morning on the plane,
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> No banana make you go insane,
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> Floating back to busy town,
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> No banana make you want to frown!
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>
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> Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
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> Peel it down and go mm, mm, mm, mmm-
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> Do you want a banana?
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>
>
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> This banana for youuuuuuuuu...
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LaineD s'eltotsirA

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## Other

laineD s'eltotsirA (Backwards: Aristotle's Denial) is a song by Joe Hawley, featuring Cojum Dip, and being on the album Joe Hawley Joe Hawley. It has a duration of 3:57 minutes and is the 9th track on that album. AKA ΔΙAΨΕYΣH TOU APIΣTOTEΛH. As the title suggests, it is just Aristotle’s Denial in reverse, the normal version being on Yelwah Eoj Yelwah Eoj.

## Lyrics

Ecarg ni noisserper fo egnar lufgninaem a htiW

Ecaps fo noisnapxe gnivom a tahw ,hO

[ortuO]

(sratiug era sratiug ,rebmemer uoy ,duerF roñeS)

Weiv fo tniop eceipretsam a morf stceffe gnisuaC

(ragic a evah ,yrteppup ilobmortS)

WemolohtraB kcolmeh demialc ",ti od ton did I"

(setarcoS rehposolihp wollac gnirujnoC)

Ti devas llaH yllaT ,laog a tohs llaW & ylliT

(ygolopa s'otalP etorw ",yrros ton ,yrroS")

Eerf rof taeper tsuj I ,ees uoy nam a ton m’I

Niarfer gnidnats ni erutnevda s'lahwran gniylF

Enalp a fo sgniw no sregnarts lamisetinifnI

Emyhr ni noisserpxe fo egnar lufgninaem a htiW

Emit ni noisiv lufituaeb a tahw ,hO

[latnemurtsnI]

(...huD) ?yned ,neht ,I t'ndluow yhW

(...I t'ndluow yhW) ...I t'ndluow yhW

Trop ot draobrats reets a yb dnuoB

Eid t’ndluow eh os sgniht nalp thgim sеsoM

Eil a ni thguac ,gnirps a ni dnuoW

(...neewteb denmuloC) ...neewteb dеnmuloC

Naem a ot sdne maerd uoy nehw sratS

Laerrus slatcarf ni ylesicerp gnidnuoR

Leef ew woh wonk ,enihs uoy nehw sratS

(...yned ew oS) ...yned ew oS

Semirc ruo fo lla rof loohcs ot neeb ev'eW

Snoil eht ot nworht dna detsabmal neeb ev'eW

Semit ynam os loof a deyalp ev'eW
La Telenovela

## Other

**La Telenovela** is the eighth song on Rob Cantor's album, Not a Trampoline.

## Lyrics

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> A man in his silence can put up a fight, the eyes in battle
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> Refusing to end it, he’s feeding his pride and nothing matters more
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> I can be lost, I can be careless, I could die
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> We can be cold, we can be heartless, we could lie
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>
>
> **CHORUS**
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> You don’t need to tell me twice
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> I’m taking my own advice
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> We can be wrong but somehow we always think we’re right
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>
>
> A man in his silence can put up a fight, a voiceless violence
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> The shrug of a shoulder, the sting of the eyes -- the weapons of our war
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> I can be lost, I can be careless, I could die
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> We can be cold, we can be heartless, we could lie
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>
>
> **CHORUS**
>
>
>
> I’m gonna swallow my pride some day
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> And I’m gonna knock on your door one day
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> Then you’re gonna tell me you’re sorry
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> I’ve been a fool to believe
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> That we couldn’t speak
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> But could we?
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>
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> **CHORUS**
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>
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Gregtronic

**Gregtronic** was included in the creation of many tally hall/mm/jhjh/cojun dip songs including

• Additional vocals for Variations on a Cloud

• Additional vocals on Dream Sweet In Sea Major

• Writing and playing keyboards and drums on Ghost

• Keyboards, Drums, & Additional vocals on Old Bike

• Writing and playing keyboards and drums on Garden of Eden

• Playing keys and drums on The Rendezvous

• Keys, drums, and orchestral arrangement on I'm Gonna Win

• Songwriting, keys, drums, additional vocals and orchestral arrangements on All I Need Is You

• Keys, drums, and additional vocals on Flamingo

• Songwriting, keyboards and drums on La Telenovela

• Additional vocals on In Memoriam

• Songwriting, keys, and drums on Let Your Mother Know

• Production and drums on Perfect

• Mixing Shia LaBeouf Live.
Black People White People

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## Other

Black People White People is a song by Joe Hawley and the second track on the Joe Hawley Joe Hawley album running at 3:39. It features samples from "Clarao de Lua" by Gerd, "L'Ecole Buissonniere" by Jean Constantin and "The Little Ships" by Jean-Jaques Perrey.

## Lyrics

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> Black People White People
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> Men's Team Women's Team
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> Coca-Cola Pepsi-Cola
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> Rich People Poor People
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> Funny People Serious People
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> Easter Bunny
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> What the !?
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> Black People White People
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> Kid's Team Adult's Team
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> Smokers Non-Smokers
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> Sexy People Ugly People
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> Traveling People Indigenous People
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> Bigfoot
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> What the !?
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> Black People White People
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> Fossil-Fueled Vehicles Electric Vehicles
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> Plant Eaters Meat Eaters
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> Civilized People Primitive People
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> Pious People Skeptical People
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> Antarctica
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> What the !?
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>
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> Black People White People
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> Good Team Bad Team
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> 7-Up Mountain Dew
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> Happy People Suicide People
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> Scandinavian People Caribbean People
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> People who were born to
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> Indonesian single moms in 1957
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>
> I return to the earth to rebirth the hyperbolic
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> (sewed my con in the tract
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> while you were sitting diastolic)
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> Lobachevskian fields betray the inharmonic
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> and Teutonic motivations
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> of the legions growing on it
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>
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> A tip of the hat to you sir, I should spout!
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> What a riveting thesis I sha'n't live without;
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> if you'll kindly excuse me, I'll pull up my slacks
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> and imagine no chasm betwixt knaves and jacks
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>
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> Delivered again, sweet ice cream in the middle
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> A jumble of flavors, a spliced team color riddle
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> I'm a headfreeze dichotomy, a mixed race lobotomy
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> gazing at stars while they spar at every party of me
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>
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> Chronic electronics; Tulsi out the tropics
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> I's in the Cauc'us Mountains working on my phonics
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> Atlas shrugs and births the supersonic
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> Shadows on the wall; Plato's bees in your bonnet
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>
>
> Do ghosts ride thinner than middle?
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> (Ostensibly a riddle of complex complexion affinity
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> [but really mere proclivity for sun proximity
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> {vicinity of moon signals tidal paradiddle}])
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>
Let Your Mother Know

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## Other

**Let Your Mother Know** is the tenth song on Rob Cantor's album, Not a Trampoline.

## Lyrics

>
> Getting stoned, living alone
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> Smoking that cigarette sitting at home
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> Look around, look around you
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> Let it out, let us all care about you
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>
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> A-o, let your mother know
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> Make a little conversation
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> A-o, let another person know
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>
>
> Unaware that you could share pain
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> Split it up, spread it out, make it go away
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> Look around, look around you
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> We been here, we been waiting right here, we surround you, singing
>
>
>
> **CHORUS**
>
> A-o, let your mother know
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> Make a little conversation
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> A-o, let another person know
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> A-o, let your mother know
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> Every little complication
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> Cause you don’t need an invitation
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> You don’t need an invitation to come home
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>
>
> Later on, you could calm down
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> Take a night, soak in the sound
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> Look around, see if I care
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> Stick it out if you want to, but I could be there
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>
>
> **CHORUS**
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>
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> Say what you’re gonna say
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> We’re not going away
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>
>
> **CHORUS**
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>
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> We’re laughing at your hesitation
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> Cause you don’t need an invitation
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>
>
>
White Ball

## Other

**White Ball** is the fourth track of ミラクルミュージカル's Hawaii: Part II

## Lyrics

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> Drift aloft in some effortless place
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> Bound by delicate dread
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> Saving no face
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> Air dissolves where one game is designed
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> Something's elegant find
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> So the program goes
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>
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> Fate decides how these columns align
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> Birth by chess or benign
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> Every moment
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>
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> Marble gods tango circles in space
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> Round the already dead
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> Hung by staircase
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> Up
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> On and on the awakening light will bathe
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> Slumbers of ethereal sights
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> Today is renewed
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> Is reborn
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> Each day
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> I am new
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> I am yours
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>
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> So please dismiss what they claim about this
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> Being in vain to explain
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> How expressed with a kiss
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> Taking passionate steps
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> Floor suspending abyss
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> Such impossible bliss
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> Such impossible bliss
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> Such impossible bliss
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> Such impossible bliss
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> Such impossible bliss
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> Such impossible bliss
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>
>
>
Joerilla

**Joerilla** is a character in multiple Tally Hall and Tally-adjacent videos, played by Joe Hawley in a gorilla suit. Videos which feature the character appear in Tally Hall's Internet Show as well as videos prior to T.H.I.S.

## Trivia

* Joerilla is believed to be 40
* Joerilla acted in 7 skits, 3 of these are Dirty Laundry, Coffee and Note.
Boralogues

> *"I'd like to tell you all, a tale of Tally Hall.."*
>
>

The Boralogues are a series of thirteen (13) videos filmed and edited by Bora Karaca, documenting various Tally Hall tours and studio recording sessions. They have their own playlist on Tally Hall's youtube page.

Boralogues I-IV document Tally Hall's March 2008 tour, V-IX document their October to November recording of their album Good & Evil, and X-XIII document their 2011 Good & Evil tour.
Death Request

**Death Request** is the second episode of Tally Hall's Internet Show.

It first went up on tallyhall.com on September 29th, 2008, and can currently be viewed on Vimeo.

## List of sketches

* Previously on Tally Hall
* Death Request, Part 1
* 15 Seconds of Bora - Whole Bronzini
* Tough Since Mom Left
* Death Request, Part 2
* Welcome To Now
* Internet Porn
* Death Request, Part 3
* ROST

## Trivia

* A deleted scene that showcases an alternate continuation of the episode's plot was posted as a #TBT on Tally Hall's facebook page.
Yearbook

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## Other

**Yearbook** is the seventh song on The Pingry EP. It was originally created for listedBlack.

It was written by Rob Cantor.

## Lyrics

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> A picture in the yearbook staring me down
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> All year with this more than infatuation
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> I can't touch her and I hear her voice to me
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> It calls, and all my bravery
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> Falls grounding by the thought of it all
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> I look in the yearbook chasing me in my head I'm mistaken
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> I am making her more than a person could've been
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> But I believe in my own lies instead of pain it's anger I feel
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> Because I made it unreal in my head
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>
>
> She is real, I am crushed
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> Lost up here, lost in a rush oh oh
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> Details are killing me and I am torn away
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> From all the little things she'd say
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>
>
> Picture in nice frame
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> Real nice firewood now
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> More than contentment
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> I could wish I understood now why
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> I'm stuck here in this place
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> I can't bail away
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> She can see it, now I'm scarred
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> No matter what I say
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>
>
> She is real, I am crushed
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> Lost up here, lost in a rush oh oh
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> Details are killing me and I am torn away
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> From all the little things she'd say
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>
>
> All the idiosyncrasies are what everyone can not see
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> Should've never succeeded this far
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> All the idiosyncrasies are what drive me
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> You were just distorted and scarred
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>
>
> She is real, I am crushed
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> Lost up here, lost in a rush oh oh
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> Details are killing me and I am torn away
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> From all the little things she'd say
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>
>
>
HMP-Irongate

**HMP Irongate** - шестая тюрьма в игре The Escapists, имеет сложность *Очень сложно*. Сбежать можно только по вентиляции и только на плоту, т.к. тюрьма находится на острове.

## Особенности тюрьмы:

* Много заключенных и охранников.
* Есть вентиляция
* Почти во всех камерах заключенных висят камеры наблюдения.
* У всех входов стоят детекторы запрещенных предметов.
* Новые предметы, например: плот, пробковое дерево, флаг.

## Работы

**Дворник.** Зарплата: 20$. Нет ограничения в интеллекте.

**Почтальон.** Зарплата: 40$. Требуется 50 интеллекта.

**Плотник.** Зарплата: 50$. Требуется 50 интеллекта.

**Грузчик.** Зарплата: 50$. Требуется 60 интеллекта.

**Корпусный цех**. Зарплата: 60$. Требуется 70 интеллекта.

## Как сбежать

### **Вам потребуется:**

* Самодельный плот
* Кусачки, желательно крепкие
* Форма охранника
* Ложная решетка вентиляции
* Самодельный крюк
* Веревка из простыни
* Чучело

### **Побег**

Залезьте в вентиляцию в своей камере, перед этим поставив свою тумбочку посреди камеры. Но не забудьте положить чучело на свою кровать! Далее в вентиляции идите вправо, после идите к маленькой "комнатке" с лестницей. Но перед этим вам придется разрезать несколько решеток. Далее заберитесь на крышу и идите в самый низ, после спуститесь и идите опять-же вниз, после поднимитесь и идите к трубе, перейдите на другую крышу по ней. После разрежьте забор спуститесь с крыши и бегите вправо-вниз, после зайдите на причал и... Вы сбежали!
Haiku

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## Other

**Haiku** is the eleventh song on Tally Hall's first studio album, Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum.

It was written by Rob Cantor.

It is unique due to the fact that it is the only song on Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum not to get a release prior to the album releasing.

## Lyrics

>
> I have been trying
>
> To write a haiku for you
>
> Some things I just can't do
>
>
>
> Maybe you're beyond
>
> Ancient Asian poetry
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> Or maybe it's just me
>
>
>
> I have been trying
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> To get this haiku just right all night
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> For you; all right I'm through
>
>
>
> Maybe this poem
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> Was lost in the sauce we spilled
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> That never got refilled
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>
>
> I've never thought much
>
> Of formulaic verse anyway
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> And rhymes are not my forte
>
>
>
> I have been trying
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> To get this haiku just right all night
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> For you; all right I'm through
>
>
>
> **CHORUS**
>
> I'm trying not to try too hard
>
> But you're hard to write down right
>
> So I pen these tried attempts
>
> At haikus for you tonight
>
>
>
> Lah dah dee diddum
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> Lah dah dah dum doo ditto
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> Dum doo lah dee doh
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>
>
> There, that's sufficient
>
> I wrote a haiku for you
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> Well I tried at least, and that's not so bad
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> I'm working here; can that be said for you?
>
>
>
> **CHORUS**
>
>
>
> Words don't work like Webster says
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> They trip me up all night
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> I'm just trying to write for you
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> But you're hard to write down right
>
>
>
>
Country Good

**Country Good** is a song written by Rob Cantor.

It was originally written as an original composition for a Cracker Barrel commercial, but was not used and was later added to Rob's music portfolio on his official website.

It features banjo playing by Tommy Siegel of Jukebox the Ghost.

## Lyrics

> It’s the summer sun, the children at play
>
>
>
> It’s that feeling at the end of the day
>
> It’s the smell of something cooking
>
>
>
>
> Take a taste when mama’s looking away
>
>

> It’s our life, and we live it like we should
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> This is country good
>
>

> It’s the feeling of a family love
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>
>
> It’s the faith in something bigger above
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> And it’s reaching for the stars
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>
>
>
> But still knowing what is ours is enough
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>

> It’s our life, and it’s always understood
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> This is country good
>
>

> **CHORUS**
>
>
>
> Country girls fall in love with country boys
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> Country bands making good old country noise
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> All the lights in the city make it hard to see stars
>
>
>
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> Oh, lucky that the country is ours
>
>

> It’s the changing of the colours in fall
>
>
>
> It’s the swinging of the bat for the ball
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> And it’s sitting on the porch swing
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>
>
>
> Singing all the songs that we recall
>
>

> It’s our life, and we’ve done all that we could
>
> This is country good
>
>

> **CHORUS**
>
>

## Trivia

* The Jukebox the Ghost song "Long Way Home," released in 2014 on their self-titled album, contains the lyric "lights in the city made it hard to see"— a subtle reference to Country Good.
God Eaters

**God Eaters** (ゴッドイーター), is one of the top Guilds of YGGDRASIL with 70 members in its prime.

The guild is in possession of multiple World Items, with 6 in total, they are also the creators behind the Shadow Sanctum Archeon, an extremely hard dungeon that never successfully got conquered.

## Strength

### World Items

* **Baetylus**
* **Rauðskinna**

## Membership

For a top class guild, God Eaters had a pretty low member count compared to other guilds, with 70 members at their prime. The guild allowed players of any racial class to join, but they did secretly favor Heteromorphic players. As a guild in the top 20's in Yggdrasil they were very competitive and would only allow players to join if they were serious players with a passion for the game.

## Members

* Camazotz
* Vannamir
The Mind Electric

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## Other

The Mind Electric is the seventh track of ミラクルミュージカル's Hawaii: Part II.

The song originated as a solo Joe Hawley demo entitled Inside the Mind of Simon, around 2006.

The song is unique in that it makes heavy use of studio effects such as reversal and pitch changing. it is also the only song in Hawaii: part II to make use of sampled audio that wasn't created for Hawaii: part II. a google document created by Mr. 808 in efforts to track down and identify every sample in The Mind Electric. The aforementioned document can be found Here.

## Lyrics

> Think of these thoughts as limitless light
>
>
> Exposing closing circuitry of fright
>
> Think of each moment holding this breath
>
> As death minute in decimal
>
>
>
> Resident minor how do you plead
>
> We’ll need your testimony on the stand [service of the fee fi fo fum]
>
> Solemnly swear to tell the whole truth
>
> So help you son now raise your right hand
>
>
> Father your honor may I explain
>
> My brain has claimed its glory over me
>
> I’ve a good heart albeit insane
>
> Condemn him to the infirmary
>
>
> All mine towers crumble down the flowers gasping under rubble
>
> Shrieking in the hall of lull thy genius sates a thirst for trouble
>
>
> Scattering sparks of thought energy
>
> Deliver me and carry me away
>
> Here in my kingdom I am your lord
>
> I order you to cower and pray
>
>
> Nuns commence incanting [help me] [axon - dendrite] as the lightning strikes mine temples thus
>
> Electrifying mine chambers wholly scorching out thine sovereignty
>
>
> So spiraling down thy majesty
>
> I beg of thee have mercy on me
>
> I was just a boy you see
>
> I plead of thee have sympathy for me
>
>
> See how the serfs work the ground [see how they fall]
>
> And they give it all they’ve got
>
> And they give it all they’ve got
>
> And you give it all you’ve got ‘till you’re down
>
>
> See how the brain plays around
>
> And you fall inside a hole you couldn’t see
>
> And you fall inside a hole inside a
>
> Someone help me
>
> Understand what’s going on inside my mind
>
> Doctor I can’t tell if I’m not me
>
>
> When it grows bright the particles start to
>
> Marvel having made it through the night
>
> Never they ponder whether electric
>
> Calming if you look at it right!
>
>
>
>
Taken For A Ride (T.H.I.S. episode)

**Taken For A Ride** is the 3rd episode of Tally Hall's Internet Show.

It first went up on tallyhall.com on October 13th, 2008, and can currently be viewed on Vimeo.

The entirety of the episode takes place within Andrew's dream journal, and transitions between sketches are made by the opening/closing of an elevator door.

## List of sketches

* Andrew’s Dream Journal (intro)
* Group Photo
* What’s Wrong?
* Critics
* Something Extraordinarily Satisfying
* The Pretty One
* 15 Seconds of Bora - Shower
* White Eye
* Got Your Nose
* Suicide
* Banana Man Sketch
* Followed
* Spaghetti Bath
* Dark Eye/Clouds
* Dream music video
* Andrew’s Dream Journal (continued)
Drew Mokris

**Drew Mokris**, also known under his alias Drewmo, is a Flash animator from Michigan. Drew came as a visitor to ABS without any knowledge of Flash animation, but picked it up quickly, He started submitting his work to the website Albino Blacksheep. Within his contributions to Tally Hall, he animated the official music video for Turn the Lights Off.

## External links

* Twitter
* Youtube
In Memoriam

## Other

**In Memoriam** is the ninth song on Rob Cantor's album, Not a Trampoline.

## Lyrics

>
> You were such an inspiration
>
> And your legacy will carry you on
>
> But when I see you on the screen
>
> I still can’t believe you’re gone
>
>
>
> You will live in blessèd mem’ry
>
> And we’ll think about you everyday
>
> For you taught us so much
>
> In every single role you played
>
>
>
> Alan Alda, rest in peace
>
> May your soul find some release
>
> Alan Alda, we won’t forget you
>
>
>
>
The Trap

Album Cover

## Other

**The Trap** is the ninth song on Tally Hall's second studio album, Good & Evil.

It was written by Zubin Sedghi.

## Lyrics

>
> Whispered leaves on swaying trees &
>
> Mysteries define
>
> Summer nights of endless light
>
> Remind us of the line that's
>
> Yours & Mine
>
>
>
> Thoughts of green & breezes mean
>
> I'm growing from a stem
>
> Missing dirt on my T-shirt
>
> You'll move a little closer but the moving isn't over if it's
>
>
>
> **CHORUS**
>
> Them & You & Me
>
> Stringing electricity
>
> & the rest of it is waiting under
>
> When it overflows
>
> Taking us where no one knows
>
> We remember when we fell into the trap
>
>
>
> Midnight air is unprepared for
>
> Thoughts we would condemn
>
> Silence of the stars above
>
> In any other weather
>
> We would try to stay together but it's
>
>
>
> **CHORUS**
>
>
>
> Mothers & Fathers without
>
> will doubt
>
> Brother to brother another
>
> Hold out
>
>
>
> Imagine a world if the numbers would take some
>
> Time out
>
>
>
> Me without you & you without
>
> I want to break out of this abstracting pattern of layers but it's
>
> On
>
>
>
>
Andrew Laurich

Andrew Laurich is a close friend of Tally Hall.

In 2002, he was a housemate of Andrew Horowitz and Rob Cantor during their sophomore year at the University of Michigan. He was the mutual friend that first introduced Rob to Joe Hawley, and went on to be a member of anonyMous, Joe's comedy troupe.

He appeared in many early Tally Hall videos, including Directions and Break It Down. He was also a member of Andrew's experimental sing-along band Toy Orchestra.

Laurich was responsible for the genesis of Rob's Shia LaBeouf song when he dramatically and repeatedly whispered "Shia LaBeouf" to Rob one day.

He is the "Flamingo Man" speaking Spanish in Rob's song Flamingo, and also contributed vocals to Hawaii: Part II. He also directed the music video for Rob's song Old Bike.
Nowhere else

## Nowhere else

* Sketches 3D
* Sketches

## Other

**nowhere else** is the eighth song on edu's album sketches.

## Lyrics

>
> there's nowhere else i'd rather be
>
> than in this moment you and me
>
> no place else i'd rather go
>
> no one else i'd like to know
>
>
>
> now together now begun
>
> in this light a smiling sun
>
> leave your shadows in the past
>
> happiness is all i ask
>
>
>
> when the daylight turns to dusk
>
> our energy a cosmic dust
>
> trust in that with which you feel
>
> love till the end
>
>
>
> speak to me when all is down
>
> reach when there's no one around
>
> i'll tell you when i hope to fly
>
> and love till the end
>
>
>
> i find myself with simple rhymes
>
> keep them close in complex times
>
> let the fools do what they do
>
> for you and me there's just one truth
>
>
>
> the time is now to write our song
>
> gather thoughts and move along
>
> hold my hand, the time is here
>
> embrace the world without a fear
>
>
>
> when the daylight turns to dusk
>
> our energy a cosmic dust
>
> trust in that with which you feel
>
> love till the end
>
>
>
> speak to me when all is down
>
> reach when there's no one around
>
> i'll tell you when i hope to fly
>
> and love till the end
>
>
>
> love the lost and love the loved
>
> live below and love above
>
> love the earth and love the trees
>
> love who gave their lives for peace
>
>
>
> the love you call your family
>
> that love you found a place to be
>
> love the ones with whom you fight
>
> love the ones who spend the night
>
>
>
> love the rich and love the poor
>
> love for want and want for more
>
> love the smile and simple things
>
> like those who want to live to sing
>
>
>
> love the ghost of what has passed
>
> love the trying 'til the last
>
> love the sick and love the strong
>
> love all that will get along
>
>
>
>
ListedBlack

Rob Cantor's high-school band **listedBlack** featured Rob on guitar, Zubin Sedghi on drums, and Zach Krasman on bass.

They managed to put together an EP called Songs About Girls, which included tracks entitled "Passing," "Effort and Apathy," "Almost Raining," and "Yearbook" the latter of which went on to become a track on Tally Hall's Pingry EP.
Miss melody

* Sketches 3D
* Sketches

## Other

**miss melody** is the first song on edu's album, sketches.

## Lyrics

>
> miss melody had a dream
>
> that she had everything she wanted right in front of her
>
> except for hot tea
>
> 'cause she knows that every time it burns her mouth and she is left without a mouth
>
>
>
> and every night that she dreams
>
> she'll awake and believe that it's all reality
>
> and i'm delighted to join her
>
> in smiles that adorn her in this reality
>
>
>
> miss melody had a cloud
>
> that she kept inside her house until it wandered off and never came around again
>
> in his memory
>
> planted flowers grew until the house was just a home
>
> for all the colors of the pretty flowers
>
>
>
> and when one looks in her eyes
>
> one is never surprised that she always understands the moment
>
> and if you're dying to meet her
>
> don't die; i'm most certain with her you'll get along
>
>
>
> on saturday she dreams parade
>
> and all around the people wave
>
> expecting her to celebrate
>
> the chance to go from good to great
>
>
>
> at sunday brunch they speak her name,
>
> unconscious minds will do the same
>
> while in her home she knits a chair
>
> and uses it to knit a bear
>
>
>
> and oh my god, she's lost control
>
> the bear grew up and wants her soul
>
> she tries to run but where to go?
>
> her home was here, that's all she knows
>
>
>
> miss melody has a hat that she puts on to make herself invisible
>
> can you see her? no you can't
>
> she casted a spell but it goes away
>
> it's for a very happy day
>
>
>
> miss melody stopped appearing on a monday
>
>
>
>
Ruler of Everything

Album Cover

## Other

**Ruler of Everything** is the fourteenth track on Tally Hall's first studio album, Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum.

It was written and sung by Joe Hawley, and has additional vocals from Zubin Sedghi.

## Lyrics

>
> Juno was mad
>
> He knew he'd been had
>
> So he shot at the sun with a gun
>
> Shot at the sun with a gun
>
> Shot at his wily one
>
> Only friend
>
>
>
> In the gallows or the ghetto
>
> In the town or the meadow
>
> In the billows
>
> Even over the sun
>
> Every end of a time
>
> Is another begun
>
>
>
> **CHORUS**
>
> You understand
>
> Mechanical hands
>
> Are the ruler of everything
>
> Ruler of everything
>
> I'm the ruler of everything
>
> In the end
>
>
>
> Do you like how I dance
>
> I've got zirconium pants
>
> Consequential enough
>
> To slip you into a trance
>
>
>
> Do you like how I walk?
>
> Do you like how I talk?
>
> Do you like how my face
>
> Disintegrates into chalk?
>
>
>
> I have a wonderful wife
>
> I have a powerful job
>
> She criticizes me for being egocentric
>
>
>
> You practice your mannerisms
>
> Into the wall
>
> If this mirror were clearer
>
> I'd be standing so tall
>
>
>
> I saw you slobber over clovers
>
> On the side of the hill
>
> I was observing the birds
>
> Circle in for the kill
>
>
>
> I've been you
>
> I know you
>
> Your facade is a scam
>
>
>
> You know you're making me cry
>
> This is the way that I am
>
>
>
> I've been living a lie
>
> A metamorphical scheme
>
> Detective undercover brotherhood
>
> Objective obscene
>
>
>
> Oh no
>
> No?
>
> Oh yeah
>
>
>
> Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
>
> With an oh my God I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
>
> Word to sell
>
> Another story to tell
>
> Another timepiece ringing the bell
>
> Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end
>
> No
>
> You know it must be never ending
>
> Comprehend if you can
>
> But when you try to pretend to understand
>
> You resemble a fool
>
> Although you're only a man
>
> So give it up and
>
> Smile
>
>
>
> **CHORUS**
>
>
>
> Without looking down
>
> Gliding around
>
> Like a bumbling dragon I fly
>
> Scraping my face on the sky
>
>
>
> Oh no
>
> No?
>
> Oh yeah
>
>
>
>
(I Know) It's Just the Same

**(I Know) It's Just the Same** is the eighth song on Tally Hall's album, Complete Demos.

It was written by Andrew Horowitz.

## Lyrics

>
> If I could go back to last night at the dance
>
> I'd ask you to dance with me
>
> If I could approach you for your number
>
> I would call you as soon as I got home
>
>
>
> The first time I saw you I saw you
>
> My heart fell to pieces
>
> The first time I imagined being closer
>
> It could have happened
>
>
>
> Last night I had my chance (ohh ahh)
>
> To hold you in my arms and slowly dance (ohh ahh)
>
> But I couldn't ask you at the time
>
>
>
> And I know it's just the same (oh oh oh oh)
>
> And I feel it's just the same (oh oh oh oh oh)
>
> And I know it's just the same (oh oh yeah)
>
> And I feel
>
> It's just the same
>
>
>
> I forgot what it feels like
>
> to feel something good
>
> I remember now
>
> I don't care if some other guys in your life
>
> I hope you could love me
>
>
>
> Last night I had my chance (ohh ahh)
>
> To hold you in my arms and slowly dance (ohh ahh)
>
> But I couldn't ask you at the time
>
>
>
> And I know it's just the same (oh oh oh oh)
>
> And I feel it's just the same (oh oh oh oh oh)
>
> And I know it's just the same (oh oh yeah)
>
> And I feel
>
>
>
> Will I adore you on a Thursday night
>
> Will I remember you on Saturday
>
> And I'll just think of all the time
>
>
>
> And I know it's just the same (oh oh oh oh)
>
> And I feel it's just the same (oh oh oh oh oh)
>
> And I know it's just the same (oh oh yeah)
>
> And I feel
>
>
>
>
Alyssa/Relationships

## Supreme Beings

### Ainz Ooal Gown

Before Nazarick was transported, Ainz jokingly changed Alyssa`s setting so that she would be a Knight and follow him everywhere he went to protect him. As such, Alyssa follows him everywhere and eventually the two married with Alyssa becoming pregnant and bearing a child that looks nothing like Ainz`s at all. The two are shown to have a good relationship with each other and care deeply for each other as Ainz was taught the Code of Chivalry by Alyssa and Ainz taught Alyssa about the world.

Alyssa longs for the day that she can die in Ainz`s arms surrounded by Lily Petals and hear him call out her name while smiling at her. She is the only female NPC that Ainz ever made in the game before Nazarick was transported and as such she was the first female NPC ever made by Ainz. As he is her creator, she is very devoted to him and is willing to do anything to keep him safe even risk her own life. As seen, many humans that hail from the human race call her a Noble Warrior that wields a great burden.
Sketches 3D

**Sketches 3D** is a re-release of sorts of Andrew Horowitz'/Edu's first album, sketches. This album makes an attempt to clean up the album from it's original more demo-y style through stronger production, attributed to Andrew's recent work in music production. This also aims to release the album more fully, as the previous album was only barely released on cassette (thus the cover art), and was extremely obscure to purchase digitally other than through a Bandcamp link that isn't even spelled like his real name.

 Length
 Producer

The album, alongside being re-released on Spotify and other similar platforms, was primarily released through vinyl records, which you could get by funding the album's initial Kickstarter, though by that point the album was already completed. Several other items were also up for sale, such as Andrew's old keyboard that he used for tours, and his first ever acoustic guitar, with a case entirely covered by random stickers, some including the classic Tally Hall Merchandise. Three exclusive bonus tracks were given to those who donated to the Kickstarter fundraiser: the full "Misfortune" performance of Lemons and Pears by the Toy Orchestra, a remastered Tomorrow and Today track, and an entirely new track Grandpa is Hiding.

## Kickstarter Bonus Version

 11
 12
White Rabbit

Album Cover

## Other

**White Rabbit** is a cover of a Jefferson Airplane song from 1967. The song was the only one removed from the Spotify re-release. The song is based on Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll which is about a young girl named Alice going down a rabbits hole and exploring wonderland.

## Lyrics

One pill makes you larger

And one pill makes you small

And the ones that mother gives you

Don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice

When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits

And you know you're going to fall

Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar

Has given you the call

Call Alice

When she was just small

When the men on the chessboard

Get up and tell you where to go

And you've just had some kind of mushroom

And your mind is moving low

Go ask Alice

I think she'll know

When logic and proportion

Have fallen sloppy dead

And the White Knight is talking backwards

And the Red Queen's off with her head

Remember what the dormouse said

Feed your head

Feed your head
Perfect

## Other

**Perfect** is the eleventh song on Rob Cantor's album, Not a Trampoline.

## Lyrics

>
> High in the clouds, up on a hill
>
> You talk to the stars, they tell you to chill
>
> I try to tell you what everyone knows
>
> You’re perfect in the way that you are
>
>
>
> If you stole all the colors that persist in the air
>
> Sold them to black without much of a care
>
> Drew on my art, bleeped every sound
>
> I’d thank you cause you left me my heart
>
> Compassion always sets you apart
>
>
>
> **CHORUS**
>
> You and I will always belong
>
> So give a little sing to your song
>
> Don’t be sad or scared at all
>
> Even if you can’t recall, you’re perfect in the way that you are
>
> Perfect in the way that you are
>
>
>
> If you took a boat to the middle of sea
>
> And spent all my money seeking treasures for me
>
> But came up empty-handed every week after week
>
> I’d tell you that your love is still cheap
>
> That you are worth the trouble to keep
>
>
>
> **CHORUS**
>
>
>
> Even if you’re slightly ajar
>
> Even if you’re looking bizarre
>
> Even though you failed us so far
>
> You’re perfect in the way that you are
>
> Even when you’re coming apart
>
> Even when you’re breaking my heart
>
> Even when you love a la carte
>
> You’re perfect in the way that you are
>
>
>
> Perfect in the way that you are
>
> Perfect in the way that you are
>
> Perfect in the way that you are
>
>
>
>
Potato Vs. Spoon

**Potato Vs. Spoon** is the ninth (9th) episode of Tally Hall's Internet Show.

It first went up on tallyhall.com on January 5th, 2009, and can currently be viewed on Vimeo.

## List of sketches

* Potato Vs. Spoon
* Duel
* Mr. Sunnyside’s Safari
* Honk War
* 15 Seconds of Bora - Dramatic Interpretation
* Dream Journal - Ross
* Drum Solo - Bathroom
* Convenience Store Musical
* Rube Goldberg Machine
* Greener music video
Demideity

**Race** | * Theomorphic Race

**Demideity**, also known as *demigods*,

## Abilities

Demideity is the weakest of gods, however their still immensely powerful entities, when compared to mortals. If a *true* demigod were to fight players with very powerful job classes like World Champion, they can take on three at most simultaneously and roughly win.

### Demideity Skills

* **Immortality I**
* **Immunity I**
* **Invincibility I**
* **Senses I**
* **Remote Sensing I**
* **Block Sensing I**
* **Divine Domain I**
* **Portfolio I**
* **Portfolio Sensing I**
* **Divine Aura I**
* **Grant Spells I**
* **Spontaneous Casting I**
* **Communication I**
* **Remote Communication I**
* **Godly Realm I**
* **Travel I**
* **Familiar I**
Mr. President, There’s an Asteroid Headed Directly For the Earth: The Musical

**Mr. President, There's an Asteroid Headed Directly For the Earth: The Musical** is a presumably abandoned project by Rob Cantor and Rick Lax. It was created as a proposal for an online episodic musical to be picked up by Amazon Instant Video. Although it was never picked up, demos were created for the songs of the first part, albeit with Cantor playing every role.

## Synopsis

**From the Amazon Studios page:**

>
> *"Series concept:*
>
> *In every disaster movie, some guy bursts into the Oval Office and says, "Mr. President! There's an asteroid headed directly for the earth!" This is that guy's story.*
>
>
>
> *Pilot logline:*
>
> *Calvert, our geeky hero, meets Kayla at an astronomy lecture. She misread a flyer and thought it was an astrology talk. Her mistake will prove to be the most devastating event in the course of human history. (Music can be found at AsteroidMusical.com Password: calvert)"*
>
>
>
>

## External links

* Website with demos (password: calvert)
* Mini-bible

## References

1. ↑ Archived copy of Amazon Studios page
ミラクルミュージカル

**ミラクルミュージカル**, or "Miracle Musical," is a musical project spearheaded by Joe Hawley, coordinated and produced by Ross Federman and Bora Karaca, and features a multitude of other musicians and guests.

Their first full-length release is Hawaii: Part II, which was released December 12th, 2012, at 12:12 a.m.

An album of instrumentals, demos, and outtakes from Hawaii: Part II was released as Hawaii: Part II: Part ii(*sic*) May 19th, 2014.

A cover of the song Candle On The Water from Disney's Pete's Dragon was released on December 14th, 2014. The song was dedicated "In memory of Diem Brown and Trevelyn Grace Campbell", who were fans of Tally Hall.

On April 8, 2022, a "slowed and reverbed" version of Dream Sweet In Sea Major was released to all streaming platforms. It was quickly removed from streaming on May 2, 2022.

An album of 8-bit style remixes from Hawaii: Part II was released December 31st, 2015, entitled Hawaii Partii. This music also acted as the soundtrack to the video game based on the song Labyrinth.

Miracle Musical announced on a Reddit AMA that *"There won't be a Hawaii: Part I or Hawaii: Part III or whatever, so please stop asking, but we might further explore the themes of ミラクルミュージカル in some form"*

## External links

* Official website
* YouTube
* Twitter
* Facebook
* Bandcamp

## References

1. ↑ Hawaii: Part II Bandcamp
2. ↑ Hawaii: Part II: Part ii Bandcamp
3. ↑ Hawaii Partii Bandcamp
4. ↑ Reddit AMA
Tally Hall Wikia

This is the Tally Hall Wiki! It's a very nice place to hang out if you enjoy the existence of the BEST BAND IN THE UNIVERSE, TALLY HALL! Still currently a work-in-progress - feel free to jump in and help out!

* **January 11, 2024** — New Admin! - BIG (Kinda) WIKI UPDATE! (read)
* **January 10, 2024** — Wiki Adoption (read)
* **January 8, 2024** — Main Page redesign (read)

* ミラクルミュージカル
The Rendezvous

Album Cover

## Other

**The Rendezvous** is the fourth song on Rob Cantor's album, Not a Trampoline. It features vocals from Madi Diaz.

The music video was directed by Ben Ketai.

## Lyrics

>
> We do the rendezvous, I wanna meet back up with you
>
> I know you’re miles away, but I wanna take back my mistake
>
> Leaving you
>
>
>
> We do the rendezvous, I hope that your intent is true
>
> Cause I know my heart is right, and I wanna see you twice tonight
>
>
>
> I can see I was wrong
>
> Didn’t take very long
>
> I go dark when you’re gone
>
> We could start it again
>
>
>
> **CHORUS**
>
> We have to leave to know to stay
>
> I call you up then run away
>
> We have to leave to know we want to stay
>
>
>
> We do the rendezvous, another chance to start anew
>
> I wanna give this ring to you, I got a song to sing to you
>
>
>
> I can see I was wrong (I want you back tonight)
>
> Didn’t take very long (I want a hand in mine)
>
> I go dark when you’re gone
>
> We could start it again
>
>
>
> **CHORUS**
>
>
>
> We meet and then we part again
>
> We quit so we can start again
>
> We have to die to let a life begin
>
>
>
> We do the rendezvous, I wanna meet back up with you
>
> I know you’re miles away, but I wanna take back my mistake
>
> Leaving you
>
>
>
>
Bora Karaca

Birthday
 Age
 Hometown
 Current city
 Likes
 Dislikes
 Other Projects

> *"I'd like to tell you all... a tale of tally hall."*
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**Bora Karaca** (pronounced ka-ra-ja) is the honorary sixth member of Tally Hall. He's played various roles, including roadie, BFF, mascot, engineer, advisor, documentarian, and a touring member of the band, wearing an orange tie for the 2011 tour.

He filmed and edited the Boralogues series that features on the band's YouTube channel, and had his own segment titled "15 SECONDS OF BORA" on each episode of Tally Hall's Internet Show.

He fronts a jazz-metal band called Cojum Dip, was one of the main producers of Hawaii: Part II, Played the Accordion & Bass in Rotary Park and was the engineer of Not a Trampoline.

Bora also streams on Twitch under the name "CojumDip".

## Fun Facts

* Bora can usually be found in his Los Angeles studio, The LaBORAtory.
* Bora is also a founding member of the Ann Arbor based, Avant Garde Jazz Metal band Cojum Dip.
* Bora animated and starred in Rob's music video for All I Need Is You.
* Bora is credited as "Bora Karaca" and as grip in Rob's music video for Old Bike.
* Bora was born at the age of 0 in Detroit, Michigan in a hospital that no longer exists.
* His right inner ear rings at a high B flat.
* Bora owns a 3DS and enjoys playing Bravely Default.
* Bora played bağlama on Black Rainbows.
* Bora plays accordion and castanets on White Ball.
* Bora played Half-Life Alyx and brought the Garden Gnome all the way to The Vault.
* Bora played drums in the music video for Shia LeBeouf Live
* Bora did a cover of All Of My Friends for We Think We're Playing In A Band: A Tribute To Tally Hall, under the name Gary Patterson.

## External links

* Youtube
* Twitter
* Facebook
* Bandcamp
* Instagram
* Twitch
* Reddit
The Whole World And You

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* The Whole World and You (song)

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"The Whole World & You" is the twelfth track off of Tally Hall's debut album Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. The song is written and performed by Andrew Horowitz.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1: Andrew Horowitz]

There's lots of pretty people here sharing sotries and passing letters and

There's lots of questions answered and metaphysical astronomical songs

Words printed all on papers that seem too mystical, it's so magical

People that dance and compute that no one's better than you

[Break: Andrew Horowitz & Rob Cantor]

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

[Verse 2: Andrew Horowitz]

There's kings in distant cities who rule their persons and make them happy and

We won't forget about all the servisory congratulatory

Even the animals know that something's brewing and they're all cooing

'Cause in the end I'd like to say: no one's better than you

[Bridge: Andrew Horowitz & Rob Cantor]

I hope you're happy now I've revealed the truth

I've even written this whole song about you

And not about me, and not about me

[Verse 3: Andrew Horowitz & Rob Cantor]

Please don't just laugh and clap right now, this is serious, I'm not delirious

I've waited very patiently just to let you know who should run the show

'Cause we all know these are the facts, nothing to retract, nothing too abstract

Concluding in this song, I'll say: no one's better than you

No one's better than you, no one's better than you
Jukebox the Ghost

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Jukebox the Ghost is a power pop band with a variety of deep connections to Tally Hall.

Formed in Washington DC at George Washington University, Jukebox the Ghost were participants in the same late-2000s East Coast indie scene as Tally Hall, sharing the same bill many times for one-off shows before finally touring together in 2010 (alongside Skybox).

## Trivia

* Tommy Siegel contributed banjo to Rob Cantor's song Country Good.
* Tommy also opened for one of Andrew Horowitz's solo edu shows in 2013 at Pete's Candy Store.
* In a video on the Jukebox the Ghost Facebook page, Rob is shown in the background while Jesse records vocals for their song, "Hollywood".