Bummerrang/Transcript

## The Newest Product!

(The camera iris-ins to Hal's room, with a close up of his alarm clock. It starts ringing.)

Alarm Clock: Wake up, mate! Wake up, mate! Wake up, mate!

(Hal then smashes the alarm clock with a boomerang. He then gets up.)

Hal: (Yawns) Oh man. (He gets out of bed. He heads down the hallway.)

(Suddenly, commercial music begins playing.)

Hal: (Confused) Huh?

(He rushes down the stairs to see what's the commercial is advertising on TV.)

Announcer: Meet your newest product & B.B.F (Boomerange best friend): The Bummerrang!

Hal: (Gasps) The Bummerrang?!

(Cut back to the TV where the commercial is still playing. On the TV, we see a hand throw a Bummerrang & it returns back to it, but it bounces off the wall & bounces back to the hand.)

Announcer: That's right! The Bummerrang can return to you & can bounce off walls like a rubber ball!

Hal: So advanced...

Announcer: Get your Bummerrangs today!!! TODAY!!!! TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Hal gasps excitedly.)

(In the kitchen, we see Red, Matilda & Chuck eating their breakfast. Hal suddenly bashes through the wall.)

Hal: MATES!!! MATES!!!!!! MATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need you to buy some Bummerrangs!! You need to do this!!!

(The other three birds stare at each other.)

Red, Chuck & Matilda: No.

Hal: (Deep voice) Then you left me no choice! (He pulls off puppy eyes.)

(Red, Chuck & Matilda struggle frightfully to resist the puppy eyes. Soon, Red snaps.)

Red: FINE!!!!! WE'LL GET YOU THE BUMMERRANGS!!!!!!!!

Hal: YE-- (Matilda angrily throws her oatmeal at Hal.)

Matilda: (Angrily) Next time, ask us to give you money.

(Later that day, Red, Chuck & Matilda show up back to the house, with Bummerrangs.)

Chuck: Here. You could've just borrowed some money.

Hal: Yeah. I should've.

Red: So, show us how you throw the Bummerrang.

## Training

(Hal throws his Bummerrang & it bounces off the wall & returns to him.)

Chuck: (Amazed) That's amazing!

Matilda: How can we throw it?

Hal: Well, I'll need to give you the Bummerrangs.

(Hal hands out the Bummerrangs to the others.)

Chuck: Okay, & go!

(The 3 throw their Bummerrangs, but Red's go over him, Matilda's hits her forehead, & Chuck's Bummerrang hits him from the side.)

Red: C'mon!

Hal: You can't throw it that way, mate! Com'on, mates! Just do it better!

(Chuck throws his Bummerrang, but it whacks his face because he threw it too hard.)

Hal: You need to throw it perfectly! (Groans) This is gonna be one long day.

(Cut to a montage of the Birds training to throw their Bummerrangs right.)

Hal: 🎵To know the art of throwing,🎵

🎵You'll need to learn what to do.🎵

🎵The right thing to do is to go through.🎵

🎵So when you need to throw a something, it's possibly a boomerang,🎵

🎵Boom! It's a Bummerrang!🎵

🎵There's only one way to throw,🎵

🎵& here's was the thing you need to know!🎵

## The Bummerrangthon

Hal: Well done! You're really masters now!

Red: I know right!

Matilda: We're un--

(Another commercial plays for the annual Bummerrangthon.)

Chuck: The Bummerrangthon?!

Hal: Well, judging by our training all day... wanna enter?

(The others nod their heads.)

(Fade in to the Bummerrangthon.)

Red: Well, It's nice to get outside for some fresh air!

(The Birds gasp when they see the Pigs.)

Chuck: The Pigs?! What are they doing here!

Ross: Ah. You may have seen that we took the Eggs, for this little challenge. & if you win, we'll return your Eggs.

(The Bummerrangthon begins. Ross activates his rocket Bummerrang.)

Red: (Gasps.) Ross' Bummerrang is a rocket! (Gasps again) Hal?!

(Cut to Hal spinning on Ross's Bummerrang. Hal then stops Ross' Bummerrang, & Red's Bummerrang wins.)

Ross: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Suddenly, Red's Bummerrang bounces off a tree, & it grabs the Birds, Ross, Foreman Pig, Corporal Pig & King Pig, & they all scream as they crash into the screen & the episode ends. For more info, click here.)