Fart and Seek

This is a Mattel game made in 2008 to promote the sales of CO3K Plotapaths; it requires 3 button cell AG13 batteries per CO3K Plotapath character (Phil the Farter, Madison the Vegan Farter, Kim the Klown and Kam the Klown) and it is for ages 8 and up.

## The Rules

Hide all 4 pawns in different places. When it is time to begin, turn them all on one-by-one; they will fart and talk at 1-12 second time intervals. The other players must find the farting, talking character figurines before they automatically shut off (within 12 minutes.) When a player finds a figurine, they shut it off; if a player is too slow, they are out. The last person standing is the winner!

## The Pawns' Bios

### Phil the Farter

Atlanta's most awesome ginger-haired 7th-grade schoolboy flatulist, Philly may be his real name, but when he's not doing cheerobics workouts or even cheerleading for Sandy Springs and Savannah's sports teams, Sharks, Snakes and Slugs, Phil the Farter is his onstage persona; his partner in crime is Madison the Vegan Farter.

### Madison the Vegan Farter

Madison the Vegan Farter is Atlanta's most amazing 12-year-old, platinum-blonde-haired flatulist; her famous veggie taco farts may not smell, but they'll get you all the time! Her partner in crime is Phil the Farter.

### Kim the Klown, World's Cutest Tooter

With X's on her cheeks and a black nose, Kim the Klown is the awesome onstage persona of Kim Chin; when Kimmy C doesn't make music, she's on-stage as Kim the Klown, World's Cutest Tooter! In fact, Kim really loves to clown around with her bro when it comes to being at the Westley Auditorium!

### Kam the Klown, Super-Duper Tooter

When Kam Chin isn't a preppy 12-year-old schoolboy, he's found onstage as Kam the Klown, Super-Duper Tooter; he may not be a superhero, but he certainly can clown around with his sis in Westley's Auditorium!

## The Farts and Phrases

### Phil the Farter

1. (Pooot!) I'm the wind-master around here, mark my words!
2. (Frrrrt!) I'm breezin' through cheerobics; ya know what I mean?
3. (Pfffft!) Behold my windy wonders!
4. (Braaaaack!) Beware of butt thunder!
5. (Flaaarp!) Groovy!
6. (Faaaart!) Radical!
7. (Braaaap!) Rolling thunder alert!
8. (Frupppppp!) I wonder what's wrong with me.
9. (Frrrrrp!) Tubular!
10. (Prrrrrp!) That's hype!
11. (Farts) Crunk!
12. (Blaaaat!) Gnarly!

### Madison the Vegan Farter

1. (Poooot!) Remember to eat your greens!
2. (Frrrrt!) No carbon for me, please!
3. (Pfffft!) My vegan farts are cruelty-free and scentless!
4. (Braaaaack!) Exploding greenhouse alert!
5. (Flaaarp!) Home-brewed!
6. (Faaaart!) I think I soiled myself!
7. (Braaaap!) My farts are always scentless!
8. (Frupppppp!) Vegan farts are better for you and even Earth!
9. (Frrrrrp!) Join in the new revolution today!
10. (Prrrrrp!) I'm powered by veggie tacos and a heart of gold!
11. (Farts) Spread vegan love, no fossil fuels allowed!
12. (Blaaaaat!) Mother Earth loves it when I do that!

### Kim The Klown, World's Cutest Tooter

1. (Poooot!) Why, why, why?
2. (Frrrrt!) I didn't fart, my butt smooched!
3. (Pfffft!) Oops!
4. (Braaaaack!) Whoopsy!
5. (Flaaarp!) Pardon me!
6. (Faaaart!) Uh-oh!
7. (Braaaap!) It wasn’t me!
8. (Frupppppp!) You policed it, you released it!
9. (Frrrrrp!) You noted it, you floated it!
10. (Prrrrrp!) Was that me?
11. (Fweet!) Oh, gosh!
12. (Blaaaat!) I'm really, really sorry.

### Kam the Klown, Super-Duper Tooter

1. (Pooot!) Villains, beware!
2. (Frrrrt!) Are you okay?
3. (Pfffft!) Red alert!
4. (Braaaaack!) That's just me!
5. (Flaaarp!) I did NOT do that.
6. (Faaaart!) Oh, pardon me!
7. (Braaaap!) Did I scare you?
8. (Frupppppp!) Gotcha!
9. (Frrrrrp!) Fooled you!
10. (Prrrrrp!) Someone smells like berry pie!
11. (Fweep!) Ew, skunk spray!
12. (Blaaaaat!) Smells like BO!