Nose Way Jose

**Debut** | TBA

**Nose Way Jose** is the Simplicitrix/Stabilized Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Scoreggia Cervello from the planet Scoreggia Inuna Tempesta Divento.

## Appearance

Nose Way Jose is a disproportionate humanoid alien covered in extremely hairy bright yellow-green skin that turns into a lighter gradient the closer it is to the end of the long elephant-like trunk protruding from his face and his extremities, with a severely hunched head, a singular dome-shaped eye protruding from his scalp with two bent antennae emerging from the top like a pair of eyebrows, a permanent frown, and a large rounded chin almost spherical in shape. He has a slanted neck with large fat arms that immediately shrink past his wrists into a pair of extremely small four-fingered hands and bulbous legs with large swollen ankles and four-toed feet. He wears a black and red vest over his torso and pelvis covered in elaborate patterns, most notably near his collar.

Nose Way Jose wears the Simplicitrix on his left big toe.

## Powers

* Nose Way Jose can manipulate the smelling of any living organism, achieving a variety of purposes through influencing one of their senses alone, such as throwing off and misleading those capable of scent-based tracking through altering how they detect whatever trail they follow, create virtually any odor that he can think of, ranging from vanilla, to lavender, to burning rubber, to cat urine, and implant them onto others, disguise and cloak the presence of any scent nearby, induce olfactory hallucinations through making them smell scents that aren't there, and even entirely negate one's sense of smell altogether.
* Nose Way Jose can generate, manipulate, and even solidify pheromones only exclusive to a particular species, sapient or non-sapient, as long as he can get a strong enough whiff of their kind to quickly brew them up, before releasing them out his trunk-like nose. His pheromone constructs allow him to create constructs and weaponry for the sole purpose of making two of a kind interlope, allowing him to make cupid arrows.
* Nose Way Jose can secrete rejuvenating mucus with highly regenerative preporties, automatically healing the injuries and wounds of anyone it comes in contact with despite how gross it'd look from an outside perspective.
* Nose Way Jose has enhanced strength and senses, specifically smell and taste.

## Weaknesses

* Nose Way Jose naturally stinks to high heaven, his stench comparable to somewhere between aerosolized sewage and a whole carton of rotten eggs left baking in the middle of a desert, which he must consciously cloak using his powers in order to allow others to even want to stand near him, unless his very presence instantly overwhelms smell-sensitive species, such as Incurseans, causing them to become extremely ill if not pass out entirely.
* Nose Way Jose cannot use his pheromones on two species at a time, specifically making them for only one in particular, meaning that they would have little if not any effect on hybrids or fusions.

## Etymology

* Nose Way Jose is a play on "nose" and "no way jose."
* Nose Way Jose's species name is the Italian translation of "brain fart," meaning a temporary lapse in thought.
* Nose Way Jose's planet name is the Italian translation of "fart in a windstorm," meaning something completely and utterly insignificant or ineffective.

## Trivia

* Nose Way Jose was drawn by Shark as apart of a batch of random alien designs made without any ideas in mind, with their name and powers later suggested by WTB.
* Nose Way Jose's rounded physique, greenish skin, and trunk-like nose resembles Fred Fredburger from *The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy*.