Klubirotikane

### Inhabitants

KyuSiik (Architect), Karrom (Manager), Ramon (Bartender), Tsuzu (Dj), Kroig (Chief of Security)

The Klubirotikane (Klyбiρστikαнη) is a nightclub located on planet K8-OB0753-LSk+1862:b known locally as Amphala. It was founded by Karrom, KyuSiik and Ramon as a joint business venture. As a club it is renowned for its relaxing and laid-back atmosphere, as well as offering a range of intimate experiences with staff satisfaction being a high priority. Being located in indipendant space it is not subject to any interplanetary laws, instead opting to enforce strict rules upon itself.

## Description

The Klubirotikane is located on the east side of Kratziccya, a small tropical island on Amphala. It is located above a beach in a secluded bay previously inaccessible except by boat. Designed by KyuSiik, the structure itself is perched precariously on a steep incline. Despite numerous safety concerns, he continues to assure everybody that "It won't fall down, and it's worth it for the view.". It has undergone numerous rennovations and extensions over the years, giving it a sprawling haphazard appearance and stretching the definition of what counts as a single building, owing to the large range of materials and construction techniques used, as well as the anciliary structures which have since been agglomerated into the main building.

The Klubirotikane prides itself on a somewhat sophisticated and refined atmosehere. The majority of the decor is in stark contrast to most clubs of its type, being more remeniscent of something trying to be a luxury spa or fine dining establishment, however due to a limited budget it has a more homemade feel than either of these. It relies heavily on natural light, making use of the long sunsets provided by the planet's red-dwarf sun to provide atmospheric lighting. Large portions of the club are outside, featuring patios, gardens and a swimming pool. It is also notorious for its soothing techno beats, composed and performed by Tsuzu

## Functions

Externally, the club's primary function is that of a social hub, providing a place for people to get together, as well as hosting parties and distributing food and liquor. The club entices customers with the promise of incredibly lax rules on nudity, and actively encourages open expression of sexual intimacy. It has specialized facilities to cater to the specific desires of their clientelle, specializing in sensual and intimate experiences in favour of extreme or intense. The club prides itself on staff satisfaction, and prioritizes the wellbeing of their workers over the desires of clients.

The Klubirotikane cocktail bar is renowned across the system for its unique and interesting mixtures as well as showcasing Ramon's dynamic style as a bartender. As the majority funder of the club, Ramon's only stipulation was that he be allowed to persue his passion of becoming a flair bartender, which he has persued ever since, as well as using this opportunity to experiment with many adventurous ingredients accessible to Kyu on his travels around the galaxy.

The club's chaotic architecture is partly due to lack of forward planning, but partly tactical. Those familiar with the unorthodox layout are able to navigate it with ease, which acts as one of many subtle layers of defense that the club employs. The revolving doors at the entrance double up as metal detectors, as well as serving to funnel would-be attackers into the premesis at a reduced rate. It also has a concealed armoury, accessible via the wine cellar. Being a registered safehouse with the Guild of Shadows, it is designed to withstand a low-mid level seige until backup can arrive. The reason for this, is that the building is used as a base of operations for KyuSiik's pirate operations, meaning it often contains a high value of stolen artefacts.

The Stonecage arena is located beneath the club, and is host to an underground legue of sexual combat devised by Karrom. The secrecy surrounding the presence of this arena is less to do with its legality, and more to do with Karrom's status as a Drakhenspir fugitive. The Stonecage is subject to the same staff satisfaction rules as the club proper, and the games' rules are designed to ensure all participants are willing and eager to participate at all times.