Jopo's Bizarre

## Part 1: Spooky Bleed

Part 1 is called "Spooky Bleed". It takes place in the 1800s. In the plot, Jopnthn is a BRI ISH who meets Djo for the first time. Djo is a fucking dick who kills Jopo's dog and his dad and becomes spooky vampire. Yes, this is a vampire story now. Jopo kicks Djo very hard into the fire and his home is gone because arson oh no. Then, Jopnthn gets healed by Girl because uhhhh sexism. Then Jopo meets a man named Zepp Zepp who has a funni hat and he tells Jopo that to defeat the spooks he needs to breathe very hard. Jopo goes to Djo's new epic gamer pad and breathes on him very hard so Djo dies. Also btw zepp zepp died because chop chop by big spooky. Then Jopnthn and Girl go on boat because wedding but OH NO DJO IS FUCKING ALIVE OH MY GOD THEY KILLED OFF JOPNTHN. Girl escape boat with baby. The end... OF THE FIRST 7 EPISODESSSSSSS

## Part 2: Bleedie Stream

Part 2 is called "Bleedie Stream". It takes place in 'merica during WW2. We follow Jopsef, and Girl is now Grandma. Jopsef helps out guy in real life NEW YORK CITY but then oh no a spooky!!!!!! Jopsef stop the spooky. Jopsef then finds out the literal WW2 german soldiers found big rock with buff super spookies in it. Jopsef crossdresses to enter the literal WW2 german soldier base but OH NO big rock man exit the big rock and enter WW2 german man!!!!! WW2 german man told Jopo that aw shit theres more big rock men in the big rocks and he must go to europe to stop them from getting the mcguffin so that they dont blah blah blah shut the fuck up. (also jopo stopped evil big rock man #0.) Jopo go to Italy and meets tusndere Zepp Zepp 2, and they go to where the big rock men are and there are 3 of them: big rock men 1, 2, and 3. Also they put 2 poisons in Jopo he has to stop the big rock men within a month or he die oh no!!!! Jopo meets Woman who throws him and Zepp 2 into pit until they learn to breathe good. Jopo breathe good on Big Rock Man 1 but then his brain goes into a maid and then Jopo and Zepp 2 stop the Big Rock Man 1's brain. Oh yeah also then blah blah blah they kill BRM 2 but Zepp 2 dies and then Jopo and Woman have to fight BRM 1 but he has the rock and becomes invincible so Jopsef throws him into space the end i hope nothing else happens this is already a lot

## Part 3: Shitdust Crusade

oh GODDAMMIT.

Okay so new jopo is japanese boi Joparo who will have PTSD by the end of this. He is in high school but is buff like The Rock Johnson. Joparo finds out from Jopsef (who is now Peepaw) that Djo is FUCKING ALIVE AND FUCKING STOLE JOPTHNS BODY WHY IS DJO ALIVE I THOUGHT THE BOAT EXPLODEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Also Djo made stands which are punchy ghost very specific ability some can warp space time some play rock paper scissors really good got it no you fucking dont DONT LIE TO ME AGAIN

Soooooooo Joparo meets Kekoyn who is possessed by Djo gremlin Joparo kills the gremlin now Kekoyn is friend. Also Peepaw has his friend Fire Boi who has a stand that can shit fire. They go on plane but plane danger because the enemy so they dont do that and they meet Poltreff who also possessed by gremlin and becomes friend and his main character traits are: french, no thoughts head empty, there is no toilet

So they go to Egypt where Djo is by beating up the bad of the episode and Fire Man dies but lives and Kekoyn dies but lives and they get a dog who has a human looking face wtf and he also has stand. Also did i mention this was to save Joparo's mom who was getting yo mama so fat because Djo? No? I dont give a shit. Sooooooooooo they go to Djo and Djo can stop time and use construction equipment and he kills Kekoyn and Dog and Peepaw but Joparo finds out he could stop time too all along but didnt know it because hes fucking stupid and also Djo stole Peepaw's blood causing him to finally come out as bisexual. Joparo beats up Djo finally stopping this once and for all and saves Peepaw.

Okay so Djo is dead, the hyper spookies are dead. This has to be over right? Like the main villains are dead the whole spooky storyline is done there cant be more right

right

RIGHT

OH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

## Part 4: Rock Cannot Be Broken

Okay so the reason its still going is Djo's granny minion had arrow that give u stand sooooooooooo yeah this isnt gonna end soon isnt it

Soooooo this takes place in 1999 bizarre summerrrr in generic Japan town. The main character is Jopski who is best boi he is just :)) and because of this his stand can not only punch good but also can heal because hes such a good :)) hes just a good boi :)))) So basically Joparo adult now and he has to go to town to see wacky stuff goin on in the summer 1999!!!! So Jopski has friend Kooche who is also a good boi and Kooche gets shot by arrow and gets stand egg i wonder what it will become and Jopski stops a serial killer or something and they meet new friend Ookasu who is also a good boi and his head empty and his stand removes shit so he can make things suckkkkkkkk by removing air making vacuum blah blah blah

So then there other serial killer Yoshi Kra who kills a middle schooler and then Jopski finds out and wants to protect his town but oh no its the villains for each episode and slice of life shit!!!! They find out what Yoshi Kra look like but oh no then Yoshi Kra steals some random guy's face and identity and scars that guys child for life!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah then time loop shit happens they beat Yoshi Kra by making his head get run over by an ambulance

Finally everything is concluded i hope that nothing else happened that could cause another part to happen!!!

oh wait djo had a kid

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FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMMMITTTTHFHGJGFHJGF

## Part 5: Golden Piss

So Djo son is Gornpo who is best boi he is just :)) and because of this his stand can not only punch good but also can heal because hes such a good :)) where have i seen this before- oh yeah Gornpo can also turn shit into animals/plant. So Gornpo is italy man who wants mafia to not sell drugs to kids soooooo he gotta join it and to do that he gotta keep a lighter lit but uh oh Kooche accidentally turn the lighter off now there bad but Gornpo survive because hes such an epic gamer and meets new friends they are:

Zipper Dad, Angy Man Fucko, Bestest Boi Narnsh awwwwwwww :))))))))), Goth Man Abitcheo, and Gun Boi Mist who is also very good boi but not as good as Narnsh becuase Narnsh is fucking cute af like dude????? this guy is FUCKING ADORABLE. oh wait he dies? he dies? HE DIES HE FUCKING DIES WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DAY FUCKING RUINED LIKE. WHY.

Soooooooo they get job from super secret boss they have to go get treasure for him so they do and beat up guys along the way. They also get turtle that has a stand that makes it so you can go into the turtle and its like a nice room inside i am NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP. So then they have to go get super secret boss man's daughter Tish and they get her and its all well and good except for having to beat up people. So then they have to deliver Tish to the boss but Zipper Dad realizes that boss man isnt a good person and is a bad dad. As Zipper Dad he decides to betray the boss and stop the boss and stuff. So then Zipper Dad immediately FUCKING DIES but then Gornpo saves him be hes still kinda dead so its like a Michael Afton situation except we dont see him rot or anything that would be gross. So then everyone but Fucko decide to help stop the boss because Fucko is a little fucking bitch he sucks ass he literally STABBED NARNSH ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS WITH SHIT FOR BEING BAD AT MATH LIKE???? HE JUST NO THOUGHT HEAD EMPTY DONT BE MEAN TO HIM FUCKO????? so then they go go go and they meet crazy man i hope crazy man doesnt come up later and they find what boss looks like and Abitcheo just dies randomly. Sooooooo they fight more bitches and get to boss man. And turns out crazy man = boss man with different hair and a shirt over his fishnet shirt thing. And they fight i guess and they switch bodies and Narnsh dies so now you know the boss is bad because Narnsh was bestest boy you dont just moida bestest boi. Sooooooo boss does body swapping shenanigans and rekills Zipper Dad. Sooooo also the entire time they were trying to get arrow that make stand even more power. So Gornpo gets it and becomes very power and puts the boss man in a death time loop and so then Gornpo finally becomes boss and ends drugs forever the end

yes i know there are parts that arent anme yet but i dont care please dont make me do more please

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