recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Cantos y Rondas

## SOY UNA TAZA

Taza, Tetera,
Cuchara, Cucharón, Plato Hondo, Plato Llano, Cuchillito, Tenedor

Salero, Azúcarero, Batidora, Olla Express

Taza, Tetera,
Cuchara, Cucharón,
Plato Hondo, Plato Llano
Cuchillito, Tenedor

Salero, Azúcarero
Batidora, Olla Express

Soy una taza,
Una tetera,
Una cuchara,
Un cucharón

Un plato hondo,
Un plato llano,
Un cuchillito,
Un tenedor

Soy un salero,
Azucarero,
La batidora,
Una olla express

Taza, Tetera,
Cuchara, Cucharón,
Plato Hondo, Plato Llano
Cuchillito, Tenedor

Salero, Azúcarero
Batidora, Olla Express

Taza, Tetera,
Cuchara, Cucharón,
Plato Hondo, Plato Llano
Cuchillito, Tenedor

Salero, Azúcarero
Batidora, Olla Express

Soy una taza,
Una tetera,
Una cuchara,
Un cucharón

Un plato hondo,
Un plato llano,
Un cuchillito,
Un tenedor

Soy un salero,
Azucarero,
La batidora,
Una olla express

Soy una taza,
Una tetera,
Una cuchara,
Un cucharón

Un plato hondo,
Un plato llano,
Un cuchillito,
Un tenedor

Soy un salero,
Azucarero,
La batidora,
Una olla express
The Minor Character Rebellion

**The Minor Character Rebellion** was an event that occurred at the end of the second book. Finn, Edwina and some other minor characters weren't happy with being so minor and decided to take over the book. However, Moonlit, Pepe's dragon, trapped them in a cage before they could do so.

## Known Members

* Finn
* Edwina
* Eimear
* Shela
* Brawly
* The Rancher
* The KTP Publisher
* Suzy
* Jonko
* Punky
* Deader Leader
* Twigin
* Alex
Giraffe-Man

**Giraffe-Man** is a character that first appears in Pepe the Person. He is tall with a neck that curves down and attaches to the top of his head, which has squinting angry eyes and short dark hair. He was married to Miriam but divorced when she kicked him in the head and gave him a bloody scar on his forehead.

## Appearances

* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
Bizville

### Inhabitants

Sean (pernamently), Pepe (sometimes), Tommy (sometimes), Hannah (somwtimes), Aidan (sometimes), Jayden (sometimes), Alexandru (sometimes), some 2,000,000 people

**Bizville** is an industrial city of factories and shops, storefronts and skyscrapers. Although the outskirts of Bizville hold about 2 million inhabitants, the city centre is home to the seven biggest corporations in the world: Cat Construction, AmAzon (a production of PepeCorp and JPR), MWRK Merch, Shredded Meat, MoleCorp, The Killers Butchers, and Aidan's Pizza Place, as well as lots more!

Bizville is located on the biggest Isle of Sean in the middle of the ocean. It has several rivers flowing through it, some streets are named after famous people (such as Toast or Gnomey), and the entire Northern District that holds the PepeCorp/AmAzon HQ and the Cat Construction campus is completely covered in a dense forest.
Sherman

**Sherman** is a sentient potato youtuber who has over 7 million subscribers. He owns a giant blimp that as a crate full of bananas in it, and he uses it to save his fellow potato friends several times.

## Appearance

Sherman has dark skin and hair like Alexandru's-- short, brown and sticking up a tiny bit. He is much shorter than Kaylinn or Senan.

## Biography

He first appears in HannahCon when Kaylinn is looking for Hannah, and she says accidentally "Where is Sherman?" Sherman responds with "I'm here", and then Kaylinn gets him to work for her. She keeps on getting his name wrong and calling him Sheldon, so when Hannah kidnapped Kaylinn he didn't object.

## Appearances

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
* Sean the Psychopath
List of Catholic Saints and Mother Mary of Our Lady Star of the Sea Religious Trade and Superstore

The list of all Saints and Mother Mary of the miraculous statue and images of the Roman Catholic Church for the following was here at **Our Lady Star of the Sea Religious Trade and Superstore**.

## List of All Miraculous Statue and Images

### **Type of Jesus Christ for Miraculous Statues**

* Baby Jesus
* Santo Niño de Cebu
* Santo Nino de Praga
* Child Jesus of Prosperity
* Sacred Heart of Jesus
* Healing Heart of Jesus
* Jesus The Divine Master
* Divine Mercy of Jesus
* Christ the King
* Jesus the Good Shepherd
* Resurrection of Jesus
* Jesus with Arms Raised

### **Type of Jesus Christ for Miraculous Images**

* Holy Name of Jesus
* Most Holy Face of Jesus

### **Type of Jesus, Mary and Joseph for Miraculous Statues**

* Two Hearts of Jesus and Mary
* Holy Family (Jesus, Mary and Joseph)

### **Catholic Saints for Miraculous Statues**

**Main Saints**

* Saint Joseph and Child Jesus
* Saint Joseph with Baby Jesus
* Saint Joseph the Patriarch
* Saint Joseph the Worker

**Apostle Saints**

* Saint Mary Magdalene
* Saint Jude

**Men of Saints**

* Saint Lorenzo Ruiz
* Saint Pedro Calungsod
* Saint Anthony of Padua

**Women of Saints**

* Saint Kateri Tekakwitha
* Saint Mother Teresa of Calcuta
* Saint Therese of the Child Jesus
* Saint Rita of Cascia

**Archangel Saints**

* Saint Michael the Archangel
* Saint Gabriel the Archangel
* Saint Raphael the Archangel

### **Catholic Saints for Miraculous Images**

* Saint Anthony of Padua
* Saint Ignatius of Loyola
* Saint Lorenzo Ruiz of Manila
* Saint Pedro Calungsod of Cebu
* Saint Kateri Tekakwitha

### **Catholic Mother Mary for Miraculous Statues**

* Our Lady of La Vang
* Our Lady of Lourdes
* Our Lady of Fatima
* Our Lady of Guadalupe
* Our Lady Help of Christians
* Our Lady of La Naval de Manila
* Our Lady of Manaoag
* Our Lady of the Most Holy Rosary
* Our Lady of Peñafrancia
* Our Lady of Perpetual Help
* Our Lady Star of the Sea

### **Catholic Mother Mary for Miraculous Images**

* Our Lady Star of the Sea
* Our Lady of Perpetual Help
* Our Lady of Guadalupe
Kaylinn the Potato (series)

**Kaylinn the Potato** is a comic series about a potato called Kaylinn and many other random characters. Each main character is based off a person in the Class of the creators.

## Main Characters

* Kaylinn, a murderous potato in love with many people (Charlie, Alex, etc.)

* Pepe, a person that loves dragons and castles.

* Hannah, a bloodthirsty cat-loving assassin and killer.

* Sean, a killer with an army of clones that once tried to take over the world.
* Tommy, a guy that loves cats and goats.
* Alexandru, an boy that alternates between being a human and an eyeball, and loves to slaughter chickens.
* Aidan, a boy with hundreds of chickens who has discovered how to open portals to other dimensions.
* Charlie, a guy obsessed with Mars Bars that Kaylinn is in love with.
* Thuy Vinh, a. Girl that wants to eat every living thing on the planet and is friends with Sophie and Jude.
* Jayden, a boy that lives in a bunker with a Swedish potato named Fred and tortures people for entertainment.
* Jude, a rock that sometimes turns into a human with pink hair.
* Cara, a turnip that loves to eat McDonalds food.

## Books

### Mainstream Series

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
* Sean the Psychopath

### Spin-Offs

* Sadie da Spoon
* The Revenge of O'Hareinator
* The Thirteen War
* The War off Thirteen and the Thirteen Rebellion
* The Adventures of Renemi
* Dragons and Gore
* A Christmassy Potato

## People Involved

* Kaylinn Foschri-Redmond
* Pepe O'Malley
* Tommy Collins
* Aidan Quinn Browne
* Hannah Darby
* Sean Davey
* Thuy Vinh O'Sullivan
* Jayden Brady
Our Lady Star of the Sea Religious Trade and Superstore

The **Our Lady Star of the Sea Religious Trade and Superstore** is a proposed retail company based in Cainta, Rizal, Antipolo City or Marikina City, Philippines. It operates a religious trade and superstore between the miraculous statue and images, holy rosary, chaplet rosary and all many other store chain of the same name was owned and part of by the Vermont Park Church and Shrine (National Shrine of Our Lady Star of the Sea-Saint Kateri Tekakwitha Parish Church) in Vermont Park Subdivision, Barangay Mayamot, Antipolo City.

## List of Religious Trade and Superstore

*Main Article List of Catholic Saints and Mother Mary of Our Lady Star of the Sea Religious Trade and Superstore*
Quibbler

**Quibble**r is a cat-assassin for hire. He is extremely bloodthirsty and has no patience. Sean and Tommy hire him to kill Hannah in the second book, which he succeeds at. He also watches Sherman videos.

## Appearance

Quibbler is a short dumpy cat with a murderous intention who often carries a chainsaw or a sword. He has a normal cat face.

## Biography

### *Pepe the Person*

Quibbler first appears early in the second book when Sean and Tommy are sitting in the meeting room of their secret base. Sean tells Tommy that he has hired a stealthy assassin. Right on cue, Quibbler then smashes through the wall yelling "Die!" Sean tells Quibbler that he was meant to be stealthy, but Quibbler screams “NO-ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!!!” Then Sean reminds Quibller that he does, since he hired him, so the cat grudgingly agrees.

He is next seen in a lookout tower overlooking a building that his target, Hannah, is in, and is waiting for her to come out so that he can stab her. He is watching some Sherman videos on YouTube when Sean tells him to keep a lookout. Quibbler assures Seán that he is but then decides to stop waiting and goes into the building to finish her off on his own terms.

When Hannah first sees Quibbler, she thinks he is really cute (despite Quibbler’s shouting of “Prepare to die!”) and she reaches down to pet him. Auibbler takes that moment to lodge a knife into Hannah’s skull.

## Appearances

* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
MWRK

The **MWRK**, or the Magical Winged Regeneration Kitty is a cat capable of regenerating people from the dead or reviving any body parts except for eyes. Hannah often rides him/her around and can call on it whenever she is falling/dying, which is often. It was killed once by Kaylinn and another time by Quibbler. It was the seventh character to appear.

## Appearance

The MWRK is a ten-metre long cat with huge wings and a tail. It can fit about three people on it's back.

## Appearances

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
Kaylinn the Potato Wiki

**Welcome to the Kaylinn the Potato Wiki!**
Welcome to the Kaylinn the Potato Wiki, the wiki about the graphic novel series, *Kaylinn the Potato*. We're a collaborative community website that anyone, including you, can build and expand. Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started!

*Community Founders*: Write a good and paragraph-length description here about your topic. Let your readers know what your topic is about and add some general information about it. Then you should visit the admin dashboard for more tips.

## Important articles

* Kaylinn (1st article)
* Pepe
* Hannah
* Sean
* Tommy
* Aidan
* Alexandru
* Charlie
* Bizville (100th article)

PlaceholderA page about your topicPlaceholderA Main CharacterPlaceholderThe First EpisodePlaceholderAn Important LocationPlaceholderA Key EventPlaceholderA Crucial Item

*Need help building out this community?*

* Getting Started
* How to Contribute
* Managing your new community
* Guides
* All Help articles

You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central!
Senan

**Senan** is a potato that used to be a human with an upside-down head, but when it got cut off the head somehow transformed into a potato. He first appears on the second page of the first book getting sold as a potato to Kaylinn (in TESCO) . He is the fourth character to appear (not including Blue Jayden).

## Appearance

Senan wears arms and legs of unknown belonging, and has a goatee as well as short sticking up hair.

## Appearances

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
* Sean the Psychopath
Foltron

**Foltron** (フォルトロン) is an item from *Syvalion*.

## Details

The most common item found in the game, the Foltron appears as an orange item comprised of three balls. Picking it up adds to the player's score, with each consecutive Foltron picked raising the value obtained for a maximum of 100000 points. If the player misses a Foltron, the value is reset. The consecutive score value obtained from Foltrons is: 50, 100, 200, 400, 800, 1600, 3200, 6400, 12800, 25600, 51200 and 100000.

In some specific levels (usually in scenarios which involve time travel) a green variation of the Foltron will appear scattered around the map, these bounce up and down in place but otherwise serve the same purpose as the regular orange Foltrons.

## Trivia

* Though the score obtained from Foltrons only goes up to 100000 points, there are unused sprites in the game's data which show the score value was originally meant to raise to a maximum of 1000000 points.
Parish and Shrine Organizations and Movements (Vermont Park Church and Shrine)

The proposed organizations and movements for the proposed Roman Catholic Church both parish church and national shrine of newly **Vermont Park Church and Shrine** also known as **National Shrine of Our Lady Star of the Sea / Saint Kateri Tekakwitha Parish Church** under the future administration of Society of Jesus (Jesuits).

## **Organizations and Movements**

### **Catholic Charismatic Renewal Movements**

* **El Shaddai DWXI-Prayer Partner's Fellowship International Inc. (Vermont Park Shrine and Church Chapter)** – Every Thursdays 6:00 P.M. to 9:00 P.M.
* **Light of Jesus Family (Kerygma Conference), The Feast Vermont Park Shrine and Church** – Every Tuesday from 6:00 P.M. to 9:00 P.M.

### **Catholic Lay Ecclesial Missions**

* CFC Couple’s For Christ – Vermont Park Shrine and Church Chapter
* CFC Kids for Christ – Vermont Park Shrine and Church Chapter
* CFC Youth for Christ – Vermont Park Shrine and Church Chapter
* CFC Single’s for Christ – Vermont Park Shrine and Church Chapter
* CFC Handmaids of the Lord – Vermont Park Shrine and Church Chapter
* CFC Servants of the Lord – Vermont Park Shrine and Church Chapter

### **Catholic Prayer Community**

* **Saint Ignatius of Loyola and Society of Jesus/Jesuit Prayer Community** – Every Wednesday from 7:00 P.M. to 9:00 P.M.

### **Lay Religious Organizations/Movements and Their Heads**

* Divine Mercy Apostolate
* Legion of Mary
* World Apostolate of Fatima
* Couples for Christ Foundation for Family and Life (CFCFFL)
* Knights of Columbus
* Adoracion Nocturna Filipina
* Apostleship of Prayer
* Basic Ecclesial Communities
* Catholic Women's League
* Hijos de Nazareno – Vermont Park Chapter
* Alagad sa Mahal na Poon Jesus Nazareno – Vermont Park Chapter
* Samahang Nuestro Padre Jesus Nazareno – Vermont Park Chapter
* Jesuit Chinese-Filipino Apostolate – Vermont Park Chapter

### **Proposed Lay Religious Organizations/Movements and Their Heads**

* Mga Tala at Liryo ng Poong Jesus Nazareno (MTLPJN / TALA (For Men) / LIRYO (For Women)) – Black Nazarene Chapel beside right at Vermont Park Church and Shrine.
Thuy Vinh

**Thuy Vinh** is a person in a strong alliance with Jude and Sophie who first appears asking Kaylinn to get her balloon back. She is not considered a killer, even though she worked with Jude and Pearl to kill Finn. She strongly thinks that thirteen is alive. In the Wizard of Oz dimension she is Toto the dog.

## Appearance

Thuy Vinh has dark skin and long brown hair, and often wears a 'thirteen is alive' t-shirt.
The Doorkeeper of Hell

**The Doorkeeper of Hell** is a magical entity that lives on the Moon and grants people passage to either Hell or Heaven. He has been working for about 150 years. He also has powers that makes him resistant to flames and enables him to shoot ligntning from his fingertips.

## Appearance

He has dark skin with black hair that goes in almost a full spiky circle around his head. He is often surrounded by a fireball.

## Biography

### Kaylinn the Potato

He appears at first when Alexandru dies for the first time, and welcomes Alexandru's eyeball form to the Dark Side of the Moon. When Alexandru refuses to sign the clipboard and accept his life in Hell, The Doorkeeper zaps him with a bolt of lightning from his fingers (which Alexandru survived, since he was undead. Alexandru proceeds to run away.

## Appearance

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
* Sean the Psychopath
Charlie

**Charlie** is a boy who loves Mars Bars and Kaylinn is in love with. He often goes om protests for Mars Bars and even runs a Mars Bar shop, (charging 50 cents per bar).

## Appearance

Charlie has short brown hair like Tommy's and wears a cap with *Mars Bars* written on it. His hat gets partially burned at the end of the second book, *Pepe the Person*, but by the start of the third one, *Hannah the Werecat*, his hat is repaired and he gets a bow tie.

## Appearances

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
* Sean the Psychopath
Princess Jayden

### Relatives

Mermaid Jayden, Blue Jayden, the Dark Harvester, Shayden, Other Jayden, Weird Sausage, Jayden 5.0 (other forms)

## Physical description

### Height

2 metres

**Princess Jayden** is another of Jayden’s forms, and one of the three that make up the Weird Sausage (the others being Blue Jayden and the Dark Harvester.) She appears in the first book.

## Appearance

Princess Jayden has dark skin and dark curly hair, and wears a giant dress. She can fly by stuffing a hoverboard into the bottom of her dress.

## Biography

She appears during the Chase, when Kaylinn is being cornered by Sean’s mourners, Hannah’s Security Guard, Pepe’s Guards and Pearl. As Kaylinn is trapped in the middle of them, Princess Jayden tells her never to give up, but then disappears when Kaylinn asks her to save her.

Princess Jayden appears again towards the end of the book at the Ranch, and combines with Blue Jayden and the Dark Harvester to create the Weird Sausage. It is unknown if she ever separated.
Other Jayden

### Relatives

Blue Jayden, Jayden 5.0, Mermaid Jayden, Princess Jayden, the Dark Harvester, Weird Sausage, Shayden (other forms)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Blue

**Other Jayden** is another one of Jayden’s forms. It only appears once, at the Ranch, and it looks the same as Blue Jayden - blue skin, hair and eyes. However, it is not a potato like him.
Zoophile Police

Zoophile Police created his account to stop the vile zoophiles a.k.a animal fuckers. He was originally a member of the Liberty Party but soon joined the Anti-Zoophile party (later became the Parody Defense Party). He was first elected by the Board as the first MoTP ambassador and later elected as the 2nd MoTP director. He was elected to the Board and is currently serving as the MoTP director and on the Board.
Cara

### Relatives

Brenda, Angus/Weird Guy (cousins), Weird Guy's Dad (uncle), Weird Guy's Mum (aunt),

## Physical description

### Height

50 centimeters

**Cara** is a bloodthirsty turnip that currently lives with her cousin Brenda in a bunker. She formerly lived with Rebecca Rabbit in a house beside the fruit market, until Rebecca was killed. She works as a ninja assassin.

## Appearances

* Kaylinn the Potatoe
* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
* Sean the Psychopath
Rebecca Rabbit

**Rebecca Rabbit** is a large female rabbit that lived with Cara and Brenda in a bunker. She had an annoying tendency to talk like a phone. She was eventually killed by Kaylinn when Laylinn found out that Rebecca secretly ate turnips, and Kaylinn shot her, permanently killing her.

## Trivia

* Rebecca is based off a character in Peppa Pig.
* She is one of the only characters to be truly, permanently dead.
The Dark Side of the Moon

**The Dark Side of the Moon** is where Hell is in the KTP series. It is home to the Doorkeeper of Hell and many tortured souls.

## Description

When people die they go to the Dark Side of the Moon. There the doorkeeper will sort you into good or bad souls, and the particularly evil ones will stay on the Dark Side of the Moon to be punished for all eternity. Some torture methods include being roasted on a spit, running around a pole on fire while somebody whips you, running across miles of hot coals unable to stop, and being constantly killed gruesomely, regenerated, killed again, regenerated again, and so on for eternity.
Darkpaw

**Darkpaw** is Pepe's MWRK (Magical Winged Regeneration Kitty). He is capable of breathing pure darkness. He was also part of the council of Cat-Country, during the War of Cat-Country. He, unlike his mother, is capable of regenerating eyes.

## Biography

#### Pepe the Person-- Birth

During Pepe the Person, Sean and Tommy had plotted to kill Hannah. After they hired a deadly assassin named Quibbler, they captured Hannah's MWRK, and locked it in a dungeon. While it was in there though, it somehow gave birth to three kittens, all males. It is unknown how, but the MWRK is often though to be both male and female.

Sean and Tommy checked on the MWRK one morning, and discovered the kittens. Sean claimed the one with light fur, Tommy claimed the one with light fur and dark stripes, but there was one left over, with dark fur. This was Darkpaw.

They decided to give the third kitty to Pepe. They discovered then that each MWRK could shoot something out of its mouth. Tommy's (which he named Potato) could shoot lightning from its mouth, Sean's (which he named Goose after a cat in a Marvel film) could breathe fire, and Darkpaw could shoot breathe pure darkness that burned at the touch. Pepe wished aloud that it could regenerate his eyes, for at the time he had been robbed of both his eyes by Sean and Hannah. Darkpaw seems to hear him, and obliges, restoring one of Pepe's eyes.

## Appearances

* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
Tommy

**Tommy** is a boy who loves cats and goats, and for a short while was King of Cat-Country. He tried to make an organization with Hannah once to prevent cruelty to cats, but they were both kidnapped by Jayden before they could do anything. He also sometimes has a pet goat. His MWRK kitten is called Potato and it breathes fire. He is also a weregoat, having been bitten by his goat, Goaty McGoatface, at midnight. He is going to be the POV of the upcoming book, *Tommy the Weregoat*.

## Appearance

Tommy has short hair and glasses, and while he was King of Cat-Country he wore a crown and a cape.

## Personality

Like Hannah, Tommy likes cats (as well as goats), but unlike Hannah he is not as much of a bloodthirsty killer. However, he has been shown to kill mercilessly during battle, and he has killed the entire population once.

## Biography

### *Kaylinn the Potato*

Tommy makes his first appearance in his robotizing warehouse, about to turn Kaylinn into a robot. However, when he is about to press the button, he realises that Kaylinn is not strapped down anymore. Kaylinn then jumps out and sets him on fire, killing him quickly.

He gets regenerated by Alexandru and Sid from the Dark Side of the Moon later on. Alexandru tells hi to be his servant, but Tommy says no and walks away. However, it is only about 100 pages into the book that he manages to get off the Moon.

Once off the Moon, Tommy encounters the Potato Factory, and wanders inside, where he meets Kaylinn, who is being transported through the Factory. She cries at him to help, because she is about to get turned into a mashed potato, but Tommy remembers that she killed him, and lets her get turned into a potato. As Kaylinn is about to be peeled, he starts talking about how in love with Pearl he is.

### *Pepe the Person*

Tommy and Sean are plotting at the start of the book to kill Hannah. Tommy asks how they will do it, but Sean reassures him that he has hired a sneaky assassin. At that moment, the cat assassin named Quibbler burst through the wall, smashing a hole in it.

## Appearances

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
* Sean the Psychopath
WRistband

The **wRistband** is a magical object of unlimited power, that was forged in the deep chasms of Mount Doom in Romania. Whoever wears the wRistband upon his or her wrist will be granted extreme amounts of power, completely unheard of. It also grants them unlimited influence over the matter of the universe.

## Wearers

* Aidauron
* Zulorkus
Hannah Con

**Hannah Con** is a convention for Hannah fans. It first appears in the first book, and is first mentioned when Sean explains why he has a Hannah bobble head.

## History

### *Kaylinn the Potato*

HannahCon is first mentioned when Sean explains why he has a bobble head of Hannah. Kaylinn goes there later, not believing that it could exist. She is horrified as she walks through it. When there, Kaylinn burns down a stall, and meets her half-brother, Sherman.

Later, Kaylinn sees Hannah’s Battle Arena, a huge stadium with battles in the centre, and sees Hannah forcing Roise and Edwina to battle each other to the death. Kaylinn is increasingly horrified, but before she can do anything, Pepe picks her up in a blimp and holds her for ransom. When Hannah buys Kaylinn from him, Kaylinn is forced to fight in Hannah’s Arena.

Kaylinn is up against a fat man called Boris. He chases after her, but ends up tripping on a brick and killing himself, making Kaylinn the winner.

Later, Sherman mentions that he got a blimp from a burning convention. We then see HannahCon being burned to the ground by Pepe. We also see Hannah flying away on a dragon, saying that she never liked the arena anyway.

### *Pepe the Person*

Pepe is wandering along when he discovers HannahCon, still with chunks missing from the wall, but now rebuilt. While Pepe is raging over the rebuilding if the convention, Hannah’s Guard puts a ball and chain onto his ankle, and says that he will be fighting in the arena. Despite his threats of dragons, Pepe ends up in the arena.

## Stalls and Entertainment

* Hannah bobble heads
* MWRK plushies
* Battle Arena

## Appearances

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Pepe the Person
Scary Scientist Man

**Scary Scientist Man** is a scary man who works as a scientist. He has long hair sticking up in the air all over his head. He is mortal enemies with Thuy Vinh.

## Biography

### *Hannah the Werecat*

He first appears in Hannah the Werecat while O’Hareinator is looking for followers. Scary Scientist Man lives long enough to tell O’Hareinator his name, and to fear him, before Thuy Vinh kills him.

### *Sean the Psychopath*

During the Pink Hair Wars II, Sophie and Thuy Vinh are mourning the death of Jude after their first defeat. They decide to hire someone to build them a machine to help them, and that person turns out to be Scary Scientist Man. He at first refuses to help them, as Thuy Vinh had killed him in the past, but a knife to his throat changes his mind. He builds them an incinerating machine, and when it is completed, he asks if he can go free. However, Thuy Vinh takes out her knife and decapitates him.

## Appearances

* Hannah the Werecat
* Sean the Psychopath
Bob Rock

**Bob Rock** is a rock that appears in Pepe the Person after Jude gets turned into a rock by Kaylinn. When Jude is sad about being a rock, he tells her that being a rock is cool because you get to sunbathe all day, and that Rocks can never die. He hates broccoli and eating your greens, but his dad is always trying to make him eat them, like his mother used to, before Cara stole her brain and gave it to Miriam, killing her.

## Appearances

* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
Finn

Finn is a boy that appears in the first book when Thuy Vinh, Jude and Pearl gouge his eyes out.

## Appearance

Finn has normal straight hair but a long red scar running down the side of his face.

## Biography

In Kaylinn the Potato he appears first when Thuy Vinh, Jude and Pearl gouge his eyes out, killing him. Kaylinn says that he wanted to murder him so she goes to the moon, buys a regenerator, regenerates him, and kills him again by slashing a knife down his face and giving him his scar.

In the second book he is seen leading the Minor Character Rebellion. He was captured along with all of the other Minor Characters so he is assumed to still be in the cage that Moonlit trapped them in.
Brenda

**Brenda** is a sentient turnip, and is a cousin to Cara and Weird Guy. During the first book, she was only capable of saying one word (Pleb), but later she learns English. She appears in the first book being sold at the Fruit Market by Weird Guy's Dad, later learning English and putting Hannah and Sean in a love spell. She also appears in the second book as an assassin that tries to kill Kaylinn, Charlie, Hannah, Aidan and Pepe. After that Weird Guy and his Dad capture Cara and Brenda by placing them in a cage in the Turnip Factory.

## Appearances

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Pepe the Person
Carrera de zapatillas: Cuento infantil sobre la amistad

Había llegado por fin el gran día. Todos los animales del bosque se levantaron temprano porque ¡era el día de la gran carrera de zapatillas! A las nueve ya estaban todos reunidos junto al lago.

También estaba la jirafa, la más alta y hermosa del bosque. Pero era tan presumida que no quería ser amiga de los demás animales.

La jirafa comenzó a burlarse de sus amigos:

- Ja, ja, ja, ja, se reía de la tortuga que era tan bajita y tan lenta.

- Jo, jo, jo, jo, se reía del rinoceronte que era tan gordo.

- Je, je, je, je, se reía del elefante por su trompa tan larga.

Y entonces, llegó la hora de la carrera.

El zorro llevaba unas zapatillas a rayas amarillas y rojas. La cebra, unas rosadas con moños muy grandes. El mono llevaba unas zapatillas verdes con lunares anaranjados.

La tortuga se puso unas zapatillas blancas como las nubes. Y cuando estaban a punto de comenzar la carrera, la jirafa se puso a llorar desesperada.

Es que era tan alta, que ¡no podía atarse los cordones de sus zapatillas!

- Ahhh, ahhhh, ¡qué alguien me ayude! - gritó la jirafa.

Y todos los animales se quedaron mirándola. Pero el zorro fue a hablar con ella y le dijo:

- Tú te reías de los demás animales porque eran diferentes. Es cierto, todos somos diferentes, pero todos tenemos algo bueno y todos podemos ser amigos y ayudarnos cuando lo necesitamos.

Entonces la jirafa pidió perdón a todos por haberse reído de ellos. Y vinieron las hormigas, que rápidamente treparon por sus zapatillas para atarle los cordones.

Y por fin se pusieron todos los animales en la línea de partida. En sus marcas, preparados, listos, ¡YA!

Cuando terminó la carrera, todos festejaron porque habían ganado una nueva amiga que además había aprendido lo que significaba la amistad.

Colorín, colorón, si quieres tener muchos amigos, acéptalos como son.

FIN

REFERENCIA:

Bernardis Alcain, A. (2015) GuiaInfantil.com.Recuperado el 08 de octubre de 2019, de https://www.guiainfantil.com/1210/cuento-infantil-carrera-de-zapatillas.html
Aidan

**Aidan** is a boy that appears in every book, with hundreds of chickens at his command and is obsessed with memes. In Hannah the Werecat he dons a pair of sunglasses and in the Wizard of Oz dimension he is the wizard.

At some point in between the events of Kaylinn the Potato and Hannah the Werecat, Aidan briefly obtained the wRistband. (Although this was not mentioned in the books, it was confirmed and canonized by the authors). Aidan used the wRistband to grant himself the ability to travel in dimensions. Though he lost the wRistband almost immediately, the power to shunt through dimensions stayed with him forever.

## Appearance

Aidan used to have short brown hair like Tommy's in his first appearance, but he later got a haircut that made his hair slightly longer.

## Apperances

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
* Sean the Psychopath
Sewer Blobbin

**Sewer Blobbin** is a strange creature that lives in the sewers and feeds on poop and rats. He first appears offering to help Hannah out of a manhole, and then later with Senan under a drain.

## Biography

### Kaylinn the Potato

Sewer Blobbin appears first when Hannah falls down a manhole. He offers her for help but she quickly hops away from him on her one leg, shouting "Hell no!"

He appears again later when Senan is sitting in the sewers, saying “Bart” when Alexandru's face slides through the grill of the drain. Sewer Blobbin says "GIMME!" and when Senan walks away with his new face, Sewer Blobbin shouts "NOOOOO!!! COME BACK!!!"

### Sean the Psychopath

Pearl, Pearsanta and Weird Guy are playing a card game of some sort in their home in the sewers. Pearl says “Go fish!” And automatically wins the game, having money pour down all over her. Suddenly, Sewer Blobbin jumps out of the shadows brandishing a gun, and says that he is here to steal Pearl’s winnings. Pearl cowers in fear in font if her money, and begs for mercy. Just then, a rope come down a manhole and attaches itself to Sewer Blobbbin’s back. Blobbin doesn’t have a chance to react as the rope pulls him up to the surface, and into a UFO commandeered by Alien Cows.

## Appearances

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Sean the Psychopath
Sean’s Granny

**Sean’s Granny** is (spoiler alert) Sean’s granny. She appears when Kaylinn kills Sean, standing over his grave and weeping. She tries to kill Kaylinn numerous more times in the first book after this, including when Kaylinn is running from Pearl‘s house, when she is in Tommy’s warehouse, and when she is having brunch with Cara, Brenda, Weird Guy and Rebecca Rabbit.
Sean

**Sean** is the main character of the fourth book and is another guy who loves blood. He killed everyone on Earth once, and played a big part in the War of Cat-Country. He rules Russia, has an army of clones, has an staff with Pepe's eye in it (the Eye of Seanon) and he once tried to take over the world. In the Wizard of Oz dimension, he is the scarecrow.

## Appearance

Sean has a small scribble on the top of head for hair, which is occasionally drawn as a messier version of Tommy’s, and he has square glasses. In *Pepe the Person*, he gets a 'pork pie hat', and he often carries the Eye of Seanon.

## Biography

### Kaylinn the Potato

Sean first appears impersonating Hannah about 20 pages in. He kills many people disguised as Hannah, but reveals himself after Kaylinn shoots him on the shoulder, and takes off the bobble head of Hannah that he had been wearing from Hannah Con. He says that the MWRK that he has been riding was a cleverly disguised meat dragon, and then reminds Kaylinn that he’s a psychopat. Five minutes afterwards Kaylinn shoots him to death. A while later, however, Sean reappears and says to his granny (who was chasing Kaylinn and trying to murder her) that when he had been shot, that was actually one of his clones. Sean‘s granny doesn’t care though, and still chases Kaylinn.

Sean later appears with Hannah when Hannah is in the middle of killing everyone and yells at her that HE was going to kill all of those innocent people. They are about to duel when Pepe steps in and asks why don’t they just fall in love. Sean dismisses this quickly, but Hannah starts to agree, because she has been dosed with a love potion from Cara and Brenda. The love potion wears off and Hannah despises Sean again. Pepe then asks why don’t they just be friends, but then Hannah and Sean simultaneously shout about how dare could he suggest such a thing, and they each stab out one eyeball, leaving Pepe blinded with a bloody mess where his eyes are. However, Hannah kills Sean as well as everyone else in the world as soon as Sean puts Pepe’s eye in a staff.

### Pepe the Person

Sean appears on the second page of Pepe the Person, after Alexandru says that he is now the president of the world. Sean answers back with that he is the president of Russia, but Alexandru asks did he save the world. Sean says no, so Alexandru tells him to shut up.

## Appearances

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
* Sean the Psychopath
Pepe the Person

**Pepe the Person** is the second book in the KTP series, Pepe being the POV. It comes before Hannah the Werecat and after Kaylinn the Potato. It is approximately 140 pages long.

## Plot

### Early Pages

The book starts off with a Prologue, briefly explaining what happened in the previous book, Kaylinn the Potato. When the Prologue calls Kaylinn a weirdo, Kaylinn appears in her character form and says, “I am not a weirdo!” This is debated on by Pepe, who is riding a black dragon. Kaylinn asks why he has a dragon, to which Pepe responds that since he lost both of his eyes in the previous book, he needs the dragon to get around, and he bought in a dragon shelter.

With the Prologue over, the scene changes to the entire population of the world gathered in a densely packed area. Alexandru, who is still an eyeball, is standing on a huge stage above it all, telling everyone to calm down. A cat called Felix asks why Alexandru is standing on a big thing, to which Alexandru yells that he is the president. Sean rises above the crowd and says that he is actually the president of Russia. However, Alexandru was the one to revive the population after Hannah killed them, so he uses this to gain popularity, but he soon begins to grow spikes and get taller for unknown reasons, and within minutes he is a deadly monster with a long tail, zapping people with his laser eye.

*To be added.*

## Main Characters

1. Pepe
2. Kaylinn
3. Sean
4. Tommy
5. Hannah
6. Aidan
7. Alexandru
8. Charlie
Tesco Manager

The **Tesco Manager** is the third character to appear in the series, on the second page. He has hair that sticks up like Sherman's and he hates ugly people that shout in restaurants.

## Biography

He first appears on the second page when Kaylinn goes to Tesco looking for a new face (because Pepe had just mangled her). She asks for a new face but the Manager says that he doesn't serve ugly people. Kaylinn still manages to purchase Senan's potato head. The Tesco Manager then asks for 69 euros, which she reluctantly pays.

He appears later on in the first book when Kaylinn goes to McDonald's for the second time. She shouts "BOURGOURZ", and he asks her to stop shouting. Kaylinn realizes who he is and runs away.
Sadie

Sadie as a Spoon

**Sadie** is a bloodthirsty potato (or a spoon in the spin-offs "Sadie turns into a Spoon") and is prone to scooping out people's guts with spoons. In the spin-offs she also has two servants named Mr. Harump and Jerry.

## Appearance

* Sadie as a person has long hair with a ginormous Mohawk and a crazy face. She normally has blood all over.

* Sadie as a potato has the same hair as her person form except that she is a potato.

* Sadie as a spoon has bloodshot eyes, bloody teeth and blood all over her. She is about 2 meters tall and has a tuft of hair sticking up.

## Biography

### *Kaylinn the Potato*

Sadie first appears (as a person) in a short intermission, in which she is protesting “Spoons are people too!” Then she appears later in front of Kaylinn, holding a spoon, and begins to scoop her guts out.

### *Pepe the Person*

When Hannah has been tortured to insanity by Jayden, she steals a brain from Miriam, but Tommy steals that brain. Hannah steals it back, and Tommy is left on the ground with his forehead ripped open. Later, however, Tommy jumps back into the scene, and says Sean stole Sadie’s brain for him.

We then cut to Sadie, lying on the ground with a mangled head. She is right next to a case with a sign that reads “Spare brain.” She says, “lucky I have a spare brain.”

This becomes a theme for the rest of the book, because when Sophie and Tommy become brainless, they steal Sadie’s brain, so Sadie needs her spare spare brain and her spare spare spare brain.

## Appearances

* Kaylinn the Potato (person)
* Pepe the Person (person/potato)
* Hannah the Werecat (potato)
* Sean the Psychopath (potato)

Sadie as a Potato
Beth

Beth is a girl who turns into a zombie after Pepe kills her in the first book. She is mentioned to have extra-sharp fingernails that she uses to cut a hole in the ceiling above Sean in the second book. A book is written a bout her losing her hair at the end of the first book and is sold in Sophie's toy shop.

## Appearances

* Kaylinn the Potato
* Pepe the Person
* Hannah the Werecat
* Sean the Psychopath
Twitter Parody Community Leadership Wiki

**God Bless the United Parodies of Twitter.**
This is the official Wiki around the community governing the parody community, please, enjoy your stay.

## Important articles

PlaceholderA page about your topicPlaceholderA Main CharacterPlaceholderThe First EpisodePlaceholderAn Important LocationPlaceholderA Key EventPlaceholderA Crucial Item
Eclipse

**Eclipse** is Pepe's loyal pet dragon. She appears on the first page of the second book when Pepe has lost his eyeballs and he got Eclipse to be his eyes for him. Pepe also mentions that he found Eclipse in a Dragon Shelter. Pepe tracked down Eclipse’s family soon afterwards, and reunited Eclipse with her mother, Moonlit, and her grandfather, Shade.

## Appearance

Eclipse is a black dragon that had frills by her ears while she was young, but those eventually disappeared. She has triangular eyes and a curved snout.

## Appearances

* Pepe the Person
* Sean the Psychopath
Pancho el Camello Cómodo

Inés, (1999). *Pancho el camello cómodo.* Buenos Aires Argentina, Sigmar S.A.

PANCHO EL CAMELLO CÓMODO.

los señores camellos saben de todo: trotar por la arena sin cansarse ni un poquito o arrodillarse para que suba o baje la gente... Pero Pancho no sabía casi nada... porque era un camello chiquito y ...¡Bastante cómodo!

-Vamos a trotar para hacer gimnasia -dijo el jefe aquella mañana. -¡Cómo quema la arena! -exclamó Pancho- ¡Yo necesito dos pares de botas! y su amigo Bemben se las regaló. Aquella tarde se orgaizó una caravana en busca de dátiles, frutas perfumadas y harina.

Sólo faltaba Pancho... -El sol me molesta en los ojos- se quejó el camellito. Y Bemben le regaló anteojos negros. A la noche, todos los camellos estaban preparados para ir a buscar agua llevando grandes vasijas a ambos lados del cuerpo. -Yo no estoy bien...Tengo sed -dijo Pancho. Y Bemben tuvo que darle agua en su cantimplora.

-Nosotros nos vamos- dijo el jefe-., menos Pancho que no sabe portarse como los camellos.

Pancho se quedó, en el borde de la aldea, saludando con movimientos de cabeza. Esto es lo último que vio Bemben de su amigo.

En eso sopló un viento terrible. ¡Era un ciclón! Las carpas de la aldea se inflaban como un pastel. Entonces Pancho, muy bien protegido por sus anteojos negros, en un segundito, evitó que se las llevase el fuerte viento.   -¡Beee.... beee! -balaron las ovejas sacudidas por el ciclón. Por suerte, Pancho con sus botas pudo aferrarse bien en la arena y salvó a todas las ovejitas de que las arrastrase el viento.

Después les hizo compañia por un rato, porque seguían asustadas,hasta que el viento se fue...

Cuando regresó la caravana, el jefe y Bemben feficitaron a Pancho porque había cuidado muy bien todo y había dejado de ser cómodo...¡por un rato!.
Canción "Caminito de la escuela"

Caminito de la escuela
Apurándose a llegar
Con sus libros bajo el brazo
Va todo el reino animal

El ratón con espejuelos
De cuaderno el pavo real
Y en la boca lleva el perro
Una goma de borrar

Cinco gatitos
Muy bien bañados
Alzando los pies
Van para el kinder
Entusiasmados
De ir por primera vez

Caminito de la escuela
Pataleando hasta el final
La tortuga va que vuela
Procurando ser puntual

Caminito de la escuela
Porque quieren aprender
Van todos los animales
Encantados de volver

El camello con mochila
La jirafa con su chal
Y un pequeño elefantito
Da la mano a su mamá

No falta el león
Monos también
Y hasta un tiburón
Porque en los libros
Siempre se aprende
Cómo vivir mejor

La tortuga por escrito
Ha pedido a Santa Clós
Sus dos pares de patines
Para poder ir veloz
Para poder ir veloz.

Cri-Cri

Caminito de la escuela

Cri-Cri, el grillito cantor.

Formato LP

SME US LATIN LLC

1963
Fábula para educar en valores a los niños.

**EL LEÓN Y EL RATÓN**

Érase una vez, un León que dormía junto a un árbol, cuando un Ratón se le acercó y comenzó a correr hacia arriba y hacia abajo sobre él. Esto despertó al León, que colocó su enorme pata sobre él y abrió sus grandes mandíbulas para tragárselo.

-Perdóname esta vez, oh rey, nunca lo olvidaré: ¿quién sabe, quizás pueda hacer algo por ti algunos de estos días?

El León estaba tan emocionado ante la idea de que el Ratón pudiera ayudarlo, que levantó la pata y lo dejó ir.

Algún tiempo después el León se vio atrapado en una trampa humana y, los cazadores lo ataron a un árbol mientras buscaban un carro para llevarlo.

Justo en ese momento, pasó el ratoncito, y al ver la triste situación en la que se encontraba el León, se acercó a él y pronto royó las cuerdas que ataban a su nuevo amigo. El pequeño ratoncito logró salvar al león que, le estuvo eternamente agradecido y, desde entonces, siempre le dejó trepar a su lomo.

Moraleja: no subestimes las capacidades de otras personas porque parezcan débiles. Sé bondadoso con los demás, y los demás lo serán contigo.

Anónimo. (2010). 8 fábulas cortas para educar en valores a
los niños. 8 Octubre 2019, de conmishijos Sitio web: https://www.conmishijos.com/actividades-para-ninos/cuentos/8-fabulas-cortas-para-educar-en-valores-a-los-ninos/
Alex

**Alex** is a character that appears in the first fifteen pages of the second book for a brief moment, yelling at Pepe for building Alexandru a palace. He is also seen hiding with Finn on the rooftops in the Hide n' Seek Arena in the third book. He makes his first major appearances in the fourth book, during the Ratty Wars. He also gets Posh-Itus at the start of the same book and speaks exquisitely for the rest of the book.
LA LEONA Y LA OSA

LA LEONA Y LA OSA

Una leona había perdido a su cachorro. Se lo había robado un cazador. La infeliz madre lanzaba tales rugidos, que retumbaba toda la selva. La noche, con su obscuridad y su silencio, no detenía los alaridos de la reina de los bosques. Ninguno de los animales que vivían cerca podían conciliar el sueño. Por fin, la osa le dijo:

–Todos los hijos que habían caído en tus fauces, ¿no tenían también padre y madre?

–Sí, los tenían – admitió la leona.

–Pues si es así, y nadie nos ha quebrado la cabeza por su muerte; si tantas madres han callado, ¿por qué no callas tú también?

–¡Callar yo, desdichada osa! ¡No sabes que he perdido a mi hijo! ¡Mi hijo no es igual a los otros que has mencionado! ¡Era mi hijo!

–Eso mismo habrán dicho todas las madres a las que tú has quitado sus hijos, señora leona.

***No hay que hacer a los otros lo que no queremos que nos hagan.***

La Fontaine. (2002). Las mejores fábulas infantiles. México: Épocas, S.A. DE C.V.