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Ring in the New Wife

## About

Kentavious and Jolinda gets into a major agreement that they break up. Kentavious finds a new wife, which was very helpful and Jolinda gets kind of jealous by what she's doing.

## Trivia

Jolinda and Kentavious were arguing over everything in their preschool years.

Kentavious's new wife has been a housekeeper for 10 years.

The luxurious house that Kentavious and Meghan stay at is based on The Beverly Hillbillies house.

Meghan is rich and when the family realizes she's a celebrity, her actor, Mindi Remmen, is a 90s pianist, she was famous for it in 1991.

Special Guest: Mindi Remmen (as Meghan Dint)
Wally (Papa Louie's)

Wally before he Activates his Powers

> "I would never deny that the only way I know how to Enjoy myself is by making others suffer. Some might say I'm a disgrace to humanity, but I dare not kid myself to think that's true. The Contrary, in fact... **I am the next step of Evolution for Humanity!**"
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-Wally, before you fight him.

Wally is a character from the Papa Louie's Games. After constantly being Subjected to Torture by people Giving him Mayonaise sandwiches, and other disgusting food he never Asked For, Wally destroyed the Papa Louie Kingdom, and subjected it to constant war. Now he alone is the Sole Survivor of who is Left in his land, and it's his own kingdom. But Kingdoms of One can never hope to Prosper.

## Personality

Wally is Arrogant, Racist, Self-Destructive, Paranoid, Rude, Corrupt, Vitriolic, Insane, Strict, An Absolute Loser, Hypocritical, Self Absorbed, Uncaring, Negative, Cruel, and above all else, Evil. Wally also possesses A God Complex, and because of this, Wally is unable to maintain any lasting relationships With People. He doesn't care for that, however, As He Believes that He is above Human Relationships.

Some would Argue that Wally is one of the more Complex Papa Louie's characters, but considering he Has Started Multiple Wars, Murders people to feel Alive (Unlike Netzach, who Won a Good Boy Sticker when he was in 2nd Grade so It's OK when he kills people), and has Stolen from, Wally is easily one of the most Disgusting characters in the franchise. He should not be shown Remorse, because he doesn't know what that is. He should not be shown kindness, because he doesn't know what that is. Do not show Wally any Human emotions, because he doesn't understand them

**Wally is a Monster.**

**He is selfish.**

**He is cruel.**

**He does not deserve the kindness of Humanity that let us evolve.**

## Crimes

* Wally is believed to have been the one who Changed the Pillsbury Doughboy into the Killsbury Doughboy.
* Wally has escaped from Hospitals and Jails multiple times, so people have stopped trying to detain him.
* As in testament to how disgusting his soul truly is, Wally has been spotted consumed Garbage for No reason.
Little Sweetie

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Marina

Marina originates from Splatoon. Recently, she devoured the Prime Minister of Japan, and was legally made the Prime Minister of Japan, being th first ever Octoling to be the Prime Minister of Japan.

She is married to Pearl and Lives On top of the 1 Inch Tall Grimace statue in Minnesota.

## Catastrophy in Inkopolis

One day, Judd began to lactate. However, he cou,d not stop, and flooded Inkopolis with Milk. In order to Preserve Inkopolis Cultue, Marina And dearl Went back in Time to. However, this caused the lowercase d in dearl's name to do a 180 Degree Flip, renaming her Pearl

> "Pearl or dearl, You're my Wife and I Love you"
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After they successfully issued the warning, the two settled down to enjoy the fine art of inflating each other.

## Rise to Power

Shinzo Abe was doing some fuck shit. Bravely, Marina Devoured him.
Audrey

Uh-oh! Looks Audrey was a Furry All Along!

Audrey Wandersong is an item.

The author has no idea what Audrey does outside of being a scamp who stole the Eye of Sauron and locked Frodo and gang into a neverending quest until Gandalf destroyed lars von trier's Career, so instead we're going to discuss Audrey's highly problematic Youtube Poop Career.

## Farquaad Fuckenings

What is most Notable about Audrey's early Youtube Poop Career, and something that continues even into her content today, is her obession with Farquaad from Shrek. Her Non-YTP Related Content would often be her speedpainting Farquaad in very lovely manners. Soemtimes she would make fetish Content tho, and this decreased over time until she Watched Ice Age 3.

## She has a lot of Wattpad Fanfiction of her and The Lord being trapped on an Island, fanfiction ofher defeating the Purge, Fanfiction. Wattpad!

Oops I fucked out the layout.

## Controversial

Audrey would put Bad Words in her Youtube Poops, and general bigotry. Once, she made a really edgy joke about a real life event that hurt people, and instead of trying to understand people, she said, "Uh-oh! Looks like Audrey's in Trouble again!"

However, she crytyped an apology after Miriam doxxed her on e621 after she kept using Miriam's furry art for her own, cursed, Farquaad Fucking ends. Why she kept editing Miriam's furry artwork into Farquaad artwork that would end up on gurobooru, is unknwon.

## Job at Pizza Hut.

In order to enact her revenge, Audrey got a job at pizza hut.

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Mind Magic : Mentis Imperium

**Mentis Imperium** is a Mind Magic Spell.

## Description

The user stands with an open stance a places two finger from each hand on the sides of their upper head. A magic circle appears in front of their forehead and a white beam shoots out, towards the target. If contact is made with the targets forehead. The user will have control of the target for a minimum of 5 minutes. However, this number varies with skill.

**User lengths**
**Lunette : 15 minutes**

## References

**Book**
**Chapter Three : Supernatural Summoner**
**Chapter Four : A Battle of Magic and Mind**
Lesbian Goat Geographers

The Lesbian Goat Geographers (Abbreviated the LGG) are two lesbian goat furries who do geography research. They consist of Eyjafjalla and Earthspirit from Arknights, who are discovering the secrets of a being known as Primal Palkia, and it's connections to the mysterious creature known as Piers, who could be trapped in the New York City sewer system.

Though they are an independent group, they have many fans and are lauded across the Meathouse world for their work and contributions to society.

## About Eyja

Eyjafjalla, better known as Eyja is the creator of the LGG. Though she does do very risky things, she is always well prepared to get herself out of any trouble.

Her 7 hearing aids Can be used like Dragon Balls if they're fully charged and she has all of them, assuming that she also possesses the materials necessary to use them like they are dragon balls, which Eyja has done in the past, and will do in the foreseeable future when she is able to. She also has pet goats that she loves very much, and are very warm to sleep in, and so they go on adventures to Antarctica to assist researchers there with the task of not dying.

Eyja's specific areas of study are Volcano's, and after she completed her Parents work, she decided upon looking more into where Vocanos form, and creating new towns, along with helping her wife with her geology research and learning about the Juggalos.

## About Earthspirit

### Label

Has discovered many secrets of this world

### Label

LGG Second in Command

Earthspirit is a geologist and the second in command of LGG. She is severely underrated, especially considering she discovered the cure for getting Originium'd, which simply involves doing and Earthbound Any% The same time you do a Contra Any% Speedrun, and having themend on the exact same frame. This saved many lives, stopped the Reunion movement from being a societal nuisance (AKA Committing acts of terrorism, which is annoying when I'm just trying to read a Psalm), and society began to flourish.

Earthspirit discovered the existance of an ancient being known as Juggalos upon cave drawings, which has begun the LGG's current work of investigation. She also is able to warn people about catastrophes that will strike their hometowns if she finds out in time, so she is much like the pokemon Absol.

She does geology work, which typically involves rocks. I don't fucking know what else to say. It's goddamn rocks dude. You gonna eat them?
Mind Phoenix's Talon

**Mind Phoenix's Talon** is an Offensive Mind Phoenix Slayer Magic Spell.

## Description

The user jumps into the air, a magic circle appears and the user sticks their leg through it. The leg is now surrounded in periwinkle Psychic Matter, they then swing their leg at their target which , upon contact, releases the psychic matter onto their target.

## References

**Book**
**Chapter One : A Fateful Encounter**
**Chapter Two : Shakedown at the Church**
**Chapter Three : Supernatural Summoner**
**Chapter Four : A Battle of Magic and Mind**
Tarantulas

I'm Not putting Actual Pictures of Tarantulas on here Fuck you.

### Relatives

CONFIRMED CHILDREN: Spinger (Child), Geddy (Child), ZUN touhou (Child), Philsburgy Doughboy (Child), George Washington (Killed him),Uncomformed Children: Every Single Lab Fetus he has

## Physical description

### Weight

666 feet, 420 After loosing Dick

Tarantulas is a Gay Furry, who decided to go one step above your typical Furry who makes a fursuit and calls it good, but to become a Spider furry, brought on by the Realization that he could Lactate as one.

His most notable hobby is attending Cybertronian Furcon with his Son Springer, who has been embracing being a furry more and more as the years go on.

he is currently dickless, but there is a sidequest to help you build him a dick in Meathouse RPG

## Children

Barring God, Tarantulas Has the most Children out of Any Transformer.

However, relations mean nothing when you're one of the founding Fathers of the USA, but then proceed to Steal all of Tarantulas' Lab Fetus' to assist making the USA, causing your gay robot spider dad to kill you for your hubrsi. Looking at you George! That was cringy, so when you reincarnate again, don't do it again, ok?

## "Is he really A Gay Spider or is that another Hoax like The Earth Being a Truncated Octahedron"

Apparently the writer of the Wreckers. didn't intend.

Yeah, nice Try Nick! He
Dimentio

Freak

## Freak

```
"See you later losers, I'm about to become the Mushroom Kingdom Black Eyed Peas"- Dimentio, before being Jailed for jaywalking.

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Dimentio is a Fucking Freak.

## Criminal and Noncriminal Offenses

Here is a list of reasons that one should be aware of Dimentio's clowerny, put nicely. Were I to not remain as objective as possible, this would descend into maddness against all of his sins, asking for god to forgive us because no one knows why we've been cursed:

* Probably Engaged in a lot of Sadomasochistic Homosexual Stuff.
* Grinding up his toenails into dust and selling it as nondescript drugs.
* Stealing seven cars to create a live action remake of Cars 2
* Stealing 7 People for a live action remake of Cars 2
* Throwing Glue at people and claiming it was cum.
* TV Removal Nearby
* Terrorizing Car Crash Attorneys.

Please contact your local lawyer to set up a restraining against Dimentio. You do not need this Freak in your life.
Tomato Town

Tomato Town is a Location that is Rumored to Existing within the Meatverse. The legends Spread within Current time Meathouse say that it's The land of Promises. Should you create a promise with someone, and if the Both of you can Kill 10 People, the wish as made by Two People shall be. This is why so much biolence and death Happens

### **[WARNING: SPOILERS FOR SOME SIDE MATERIAL OF MEATHOUSE! I Forgot which Specifically so you'll need to Read on And Figure it out.]**

In reality, Tomato Town was the true Location of the Meatssacre of 1978, which Some People weren't able to verify the existence of. Long Ago, after the town became abandoned due to the Mysterious Cum Disease, People aligned with the Religious Faction called Asshole Vegans came here to find a Way to Create Synthetic Meat, because their Leaders are Ungrateful Shits who Don't know how Kickass Tofu is. Unfortunately, the Cum Disease had Mutated into a more lethal form in order to spread as The Life forms that lived within Tomato Town became Resilient to it over time-- and would degrade the brain until it can only be sated by Cannibalism and would spread.

Despite the clear Dangers of the Cum Disease, I Don't think this is why people Left Tomato Town. But that's not important. What's important and Funny is this happened to the Asshole Vegans..

The only suborbitals and people who came out alive of this were Tingle and Geddy, because they Understood the Dangers of Tomato Town, and they got Matching Shirts that say "I <3 Soap". They got married in a fucking Soap Factory!!!!!!!! Both agreed to Wipe their Memory of the Tragedy, but as you play Meathole 97: A Skateboard Story, the locks upon their memories slowly begin to unlock, and the Truth of this situation is revealed, with their relationship being tested. ok that's Specifically what I Wanted a Spoiler warning for.
Argalia

Argalia is the True Identity of the Horny Michelin Man. Though he became an insane serial murderer after getting Banned from Twitter, He was a Sun Scorpio, meaning his Life was Fucked up from the Start, and was always off his Shits to some degree.

His most important Achievement is that he Consumed Ru Paul, and Naturally inherited Ru Pauls Drag Race. But now Arga made it about MONSTER TRUCKS !!!!

He also wants to fuck the Pillsbury Doughman, the Father of Pillsbury Doughboy. He craves to have his Ass turned into Pillowing Mounds of Dough and eaten (Preferably by Mister Doughboy, assuming the cannibalistic tendencies are a familial thing). Yes-- Argalia Is A Dilfhunter!

## Diet

Argalia has an Incredibly Fucked up Diet, and I've no idea why he's Still Alive. But Anyways, follow these tricks to be like Sir Arga!

* Before Every Meal, Argalia Is Always Sure to Inject Lime Juice into his Blood
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* is this supposed to hurt? i'm scared
* nonoNONONONONONO
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* Once you're Done, be sure you Clean up All of the Bird Seed. Feel free to Snort it if you want
Franziska Von Karma

## Franziska Von Car

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Franziskaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa von Karma is a character from the Ace Attorney series. Known for being the best prosecutor, Franziska whips everyone equally.It's Equality, Baby!!!

## Trivia

If you add additional information to this page and you do not write her name as Franziskaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Then I Will Smore you like the Lamb you Are.
Opinion: There is No Homosex of enjoy two sex.males.

Yaoi. A Beautiful Genre, pioneered by Beautiful people. But some argue it is Gay to Assess Penising. I must disagree, and here, I will show you all that Straight Men enjoy the right to enjoy Yaoi/BLashers (Yaoiz that involve Men, or a Man getting treated like Absolute fucking Dogshit, along with Sex. Good, recent Example is Killing Stalking. If only Sangwoo wasn't Homophobic... :(.)

### ***PLESE DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE NOT READY TO FUCK A SENTIENT WASHING MACHINE!!!!!! THIS ISN'T FOR YOU!!!***

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### Why is it ungay?There is simple reason!

Tell me, is it gay for a man to enjoy Sex with a woman? Absolutely not! And in Yaoi, men often look like Beautiful, Androgynous, known as the Bishounen.Sometimes, I mistake woman !

Think about it. That means it is no different from watching two Women with Straps enjoy a sex, but they're hidden very well. There is nothing gay about watching lesbian sports-- you watch the lesbian sports because you like women. So it's not gay to enjoy such content. If anything, Gays Men encroaching upon Yaoiville unrightfully! And sometimes, though Very Rare, Yaoi will have a man who does not have a penis! It's supportive and important to enjoy Yaoi. But it doesnt' make you Gay, so long as they look like how you think Women should look.

### How likely experience transformer gay:

Still not convinced? Well, this will assure you for sure. From a Study, it is shown that in a group of 2429 people, 76% of people who consume pornography will often Take their kinks into real life. Let's apply that to all of the people, to all the fetish. 7,594,000,000 divided by 76%, that gives you 9,992,105,263 billion people who would become gay! As you can see, it is highly unlikely for you to become gay by consuming Yaoi.

## Conclusion:

We live in Era of Penis Consumption Incident. It is important we do not make those same mistakes. So we should find other ways for us all to ejoy a good penis, in a fond, safe manner.
Chorenn

"Who the fuck let the monstrosity exist"

-An Entity About Chorenn

Chorenn is the founding father of the Meatverse, and the primary author. He created "milk", and birthed the universe. He is a BIRD.

￼#1 Touhou Eater (Delicious!)

He is a very good friend and ally of Rose, Azrael, Confetti, and all other Meathouse members. You could even say he is the spirit of the Meathouse.￼ He is an S Tier Offensive Unit.

### Affiliation

LesbiansThe Meathouse

Chaos
Confetti

Confetti kins Geddy.

   Confetti was bamboozled by legendary clown oppressor Crow, whom is a clown themself. Confetti's piss fetish will live on, forever.

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## Meathouse RPG Story

Confetti created Meathouse RPG, and is one of the moist protagonists, rather than the dry protagonists. Being a moist protagonist, this allowed them to harvest Geddy's milk for the, and eventually Kin the.

Oh god I Broke Otus.

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WAIT FUCK YAH HE HAS BEGUN AGAIN OK time to pick up where I left off.

After the dangerous encounter with Piccolo within, Confetti was the one to convince Zhang he to leap forth with them through time, and help defend them as they harvested Goku Milk. After the Goku milk was Harvested, the final battle versus Rayquaza 2 Awaited them.

## Confetti Stats

Confetti, being one of the moist protagonists, is hardcore, and has the abilities.

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Callie and Marie

Y'know I was going to talk in depth about the Squid cycle and the differences between how humans reincarnate and how Inklings do, along with how some of the more controversial subjects within debates of the years but Chrome didn't want to Upload this!!!! Look at the children!!!! Let's Celebrate them
Gebura

I'll add more to tjis When my Internet is being Good

### Aliases

Hellsent Spawn (Pillsbury), Honey (Binah before the Break up), The Vanquisher of Joy (Chesed)

### Affiliation

Hell.

I don't think Gebua is a character from Lobotomy Corporation. Rather, I am of the firm belief that she is an *experience* from Lobotomy Corporation. She is a hit-man Hired by Damned Soul of Blackarachnia, who Wants the World to feel A Fraction of The Pain she feels as she Burns in Hell. Because of this, Gebura is literally A Demon, and Cannot die. She is summoned and unsummoned time and time again, and this will continue long after everything you and I hold dear is destroyed by the hateful hands of time.

## The Past

She worked for Lobotomy Corporation. She was one of the many people who got divorced there. Who knows.

## Relationships

**Binah:** Binah is Gebura's ex Wife, who had a Fall out with each other thanks to the reveal that She had Allied Herself with the Decepticons. However, it is important to note that simply Was the Straw that Broke the Camel's back, and their Marriage had Many Issues. Despite everything, Gebura harbors no resentment towards Binah, and is aware that some of the reasons their marriage fell apart can be attributed to herself. They have a sort of Healthy Rivalry now, but who knows.

**Chesed:** These two Have a Complicated Relationship. Originally, they had a friendship, evidenced by Chesed Assisted with Teaching Gebura of Optimus Prime's unholy Creation and how is Read and Write (Though she gained most of her knowledge from C-Girl), and Gebura Accidentally(Citation Needed?) slapped his Tits Clean off. But They changed far too much to be Friends at some point, and they became bitter enemies. As Gebura is also a Being above Humanities, she can Fight him on his plane of reality. Sometimes, though not often, the two will break into each others houses and engage in Deadly Yu-Gi-Oh Matches with each other, with the intent of Slaughter. Could this be Love?

**Pillsbury Doughboy:** Despite having the same goal of Wishing for Chesed's Annihilation from the Sweater of the Universe, they do not get along, as they highly disagree with each other. Gebura can tell the pathetic Doughboy is murdering and cannibalizing because He's Attempting to Fill the Void in his Heart with Murder. Though she can sympathize with this to an Extent, she cannot forgive weaklings who think that can truly sate them in life.
Morticum Alanson

A high-ranking Overseer, Director of the Institution of Higher Order Division, best friend of Brutus Balkman, Morticum Alanson is a intelligent but impulsive champion of order, justice, and good, though he chose not to become a paladin because of the moral restrictions.

Is currently a courier for Dagon the Demon Lord.
Chancellor Cole

A sad, tragic man

What is there to say, about Chancellor Cole from The Legend of Zelda, Spirit tracks? He is just so fucking sad.

## Current Tragedies

iwas going to say he was eaten by Maladus but i dont hink I can call that a trageddy bc Coal thoguht it was......kind a hot 0////0. And so, Cole decided upon his fate to be devoured.

Maladus became weak in knees at such affection shown towards a monster as himself, and the two engaged in a passionate make out session to sweeten up Cole's meat. However, this was a grave mistake for both parties, as Maladus's kneecaps gave out, revealing that all of Maladus' joins were teeth. Oh no! They're getting away !

Cole now embarks upon a quest to retrieve The Kneecaps of Maladus, to finally be consumed and return to the earth in his true form.

## Weaknesses:

Sans Cookie's up special can kill him upon contact.

## Tragic Trivia

He was circumcised in an emergency surgery to save his floppy little worms, only for all the worms to fall off. His surgeon was Metatron.
Malkuth

She has 12 Arms. She has 40 legs. She can Flip herself inside out, Revealing her True form. She is a Monster. I love her.

### Label

Death count: 847 Lives Stolen and Counting....

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Enemies: Hokma, Binah, General Authority Figures who Inhibit Her, A Man Who Doesn't Exist

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Favorite Methods of Torture: Drowning, Burning, Disembodiment, Tooth Pulling, Skin Ripping, Nail Ripping

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Current Job: Casino Manager, Making my Life Fuckin hell

Malkuth is a horrifying Abomination, who despite he true self being obfuscated, still drives people insane from the mere sight of her. She is responsible for sending many people directly to the mental Hospital. Thanks to her, I have not been Able to rest and have a normal work week for the Past 30 Fuckin Weeks. Stop !!! Stop Existing Or I'm grounding you!!!

This Creature's Hobbies include:

* Torture
* Crawling through Pipes in a Disgusting fashion
* Forcing people into The Submission of worshiping her Willingly, then Grinding their brains into a Soup for her to Feast upon using her Proboscis.
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* I *think* She was on the Swim team Once? Was anyone else on the Swim team here? Let me know.
* WAIT OMG SHE DID TENNIS WITH ME IN HIGHSCHOOL!!! She was really Helpful^\_^.

Currently, Malkuth is using her Human husk to raise an Ant farm under the Skin, so then if she's ever attacked, she'll be able to Enact Immediate revenge.

## Personality

Despite being an abomination to man, and being an Abhorrent Excuse of what any Sentient Being is meant to do with their life, Malkuth manages to have a pretty mellow Personality. Outgoing, she **NO ONE CAN FUCK HER LIKE YOU.... DOWNLOAD CUNT WARS TODAY. WAN NA FUCK LOCAL MIFLS!?! GET MILF HUNTED TODAY?!**

## Casino Managment

After her Twitch Channel fell through, Malkuth went on to own A Casino. Her main Manner of owning it was by taking out all those Pesky Competitors. Fuck you, Pasta Italiano! This Is Malkuth's Turf! Currently, Malkuth makes bank, which she uses to Upgrade her interior Ant Farm, which is inside of her Skin. She has released the Ants crawling inside of her Skin once, Having the Local Casino Face her Wrath.... they did not survive, especially not the buisness

Outside of being a Crime Lord, Malkuth is generally a Good Employeer, despite needing to Illegally Murder her employees here and there. She is Angela's most Prized Student for a reason !
Kin

Perhaps this could be your new kin?

Kin (き**ん**) is a popular internet meme among internet users. The majority of people who are Kin are doing this for fun, and don't take it too seriously. Unfortunately, the majority is not everyone, and those who took it too seriously caused the stock market.

## Kin Explained in depth

Anything more in depth than "I relate strongly to this character/concept/thing" the author, admittedly, does not understand. Well, it's just for fun, so that's ok!

## Known Kins

The clown kin is available to everyone aboard S.S. Meathouse, awarded. There are a few notable exceptions to people who are able to be reclassed into the clown class, most notable examples being Rose and Azrael. Out of all of the low level classes, Clown is definitely the best, and can even be viable in later game.

* Colors and Radon mutually kin Each other. This gives both of them a 10+ Boost in their speed stats, and allows them to reclass into the other's exclusive class. This is a highly recommended, as Radon with the Myrmidon class can double their attack by the final boss. This is not a one sided kinning, however, as Mage Colors, once equipped with the Book of Sega, is able to operate as a sweeper during the entire game once leveled up to "5".
* In Appreciation for giving them access to the bard class, Confetti kins Cordi. While some people might not have Confetti to a high enough level to appreciate the boosts, but with enough coliseum grinding, this can turn Confetti into a Gold Knight Glass Canon, and assuming Confetti kinned the bard class before you kinning into a Gold Knight, Cordi should be able to outspeed before any damage is dealt to them. Note, that by accessing "The files", you can find that there was originally data for Cordi to also Kin Confetti, but this went unused. There has been no response as to why.

## Kin related murders

None so far, but you can help by expanding this list.
Jessica

Oh Man!! It's Jessic

Jessica is a Creature, known as a Human, From Yumineko. Training Under Legions of Pokemon, Jessica has become a Fighting type Elite Four Member. She destroyed The Great Wall of China, and Used the Bricks to create a Gundam. Currently, she is trying to create the Worlds most Powerful Oil, which contains 94% of her sweat at the time of writing this.

## Heading

Originally, Jessica was not into Groovy. But after it got rid of her Parents, Jessica Decided she was to use the powers of Groovy for her Own Reasons. Ah yes, I remember those days, how instead of tears, centipedes crawled out of her Eyes with her displeasure. However, She needed Answers! Answers for The fact that Gods Corpse occasionally washed onto the Sea. Answers for why Sonic no longer Sells the Worms, when it Helped the Italian Army of 1983 Dispell Foot Fungus.

Were the Answers what she wanted? No. But she needed them. Thus, she commited to A Life of Grovving it up!

Some believe this was responsible for 9/11, but that's not Entirely true, but I'm not going to say anything more than that. She Did, however, post
Bard Wandersong

Bard's Base Form

Bard (Not to be confused with the kin class bard) from Wandersong is a sentient life form, most notable for "existing". Their bodies include:

* Bowser from Super Mario
* Glunkus from Scary
* Soundwave from Transformers
* Dirt

There also exists evidence to support that Bard might have been a mime before his reincarnation in Wandersong 23. However, Bard refuses to confirm if this is true or not.

## Wandersong 5 Intermission Prelude

After destroying the Destructive Zombies Michael Bay and his secretary Yoshika Miyako and blowing up in Wandersong 12, Bard had begun looking for answers about the disappearance of Peter Griffin from his hometown, Family Guy.

However, clues began to pop up while talking to a stray nipple across the street. First, Bard had noticed the Bye Bye Man. Don't think it! Don't say it. :)

With the trail now cold, Bard began to swim, until they realized they didn't know how to. Epic fail, they thought, as they drowned. But next thing they knew-- they had washed ashore Chungus; Land. They felt it that day, within their new husk, that they could now find Peter Griffin, their teacher of things.

*It was a hard, thankless task, even if the authors text was now italicized.* Shoving Peter griffin down their throat, the power of Funny Moments flooded within them. With a swallow, and a flash of white, and now--- now their base form had evolved into it's current state.

## Personality

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Gorb

Gorb (Naturally Spawned)

Regigigas (Pet dog)

## History

Gordie's brother Gorbie, better known as Gorb is a Meatverse character with a thirst for blood. Not to be confused with Goro Akechi from Persona 5, Gorb is an entity of raw power. He had morals once but he has become depraved due to his loss of limbs. He is begrudgingly allied with Asio, Octavio, and some other fucks who don't matter so he can get his limbs back.

He's round and easy to throw, and that fills him with rage. Only a lesbian may throw him without his rage activating. Gorb supports lesbians and is a lesbian ally. He also says gay and trans rights. Thank you Gorbie! (Он фанат и ребенок вули и кастрюли, их крестный сильв часто бьет горба...)

## Use

Gorb is a support unit, he can only speak and roll. Limbed units can throw him as a weapon. He can make devious plans but can't execute them because he doesn't have limbs.
Geddy (Better)

## Why Does Geddy Have a 12 Car Garage?

Geddy Lastname is a character From Owlboy. He Could have A Secret, but you Must find that out By yourself. Marriage, he loves everyone, and extends his feet in the pond. But drags him, it does find him and the eels become skyscrapers. So he might have 12 gunes

The metal in the meat has bad taste, but it is about the car meats. Curious. Could Illumination connection gift?

## Lyrics

(Strained) <<>MMMM.

(Uninhibited Gurgle)
Piers

The Face of a Terrible Man

Piers from Pokemon Sword and Shield is the last juggalo alive. Though he has had a tragic life that lead him to make some understandably immoral choices, he is still disgusting and trapped in the sewer.

He has a yo-yo for a pet. Assholes.

## The Fall of Sky-Juggalos

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Long before Piers was trapped in the sewer, Peirs was a member of the Juggalos, and his biggest crime was going grave looting to dig up the corpses of dead people and dressing them in clown suits, which was kinda fucked up but more illegal than immoral (and weird, because they lived above the surface). The goal of the Juggalos as a species was to save the world, not destroy it as they would come to do. However, the chosen leaders of their kind would come to see nothing but themselves as being anything but worthy of the world. With the discovery of Primal Palkia, the Juggalos began to construct a weapon that would wipe out everyone upon Earth.

Piers then had to make a difficult choice: he could destroy his own kind and their land, or he could chose to go along with what he was born to do, and live like a Juggalo. Ultimately, however, Piers chose the former, hijacking the weapon and using it upon his land in the sky and wiping out his kind, and the very land he was raised on. With that, he fell down to earth. Ironic, how not even hell would take him for the crimes he commited.

## Getting trapped in the sewer

Attempting to escape the inevitable consequences of his actions, Piers ran into the New York Sewer system, despite the fact New York did not exist yet. This was a grave mistake, as it would take many centuries for the public to forget his crimes.

Unfortunately, after New York city was invented, that overwrote his sewer that he created to keep himself safe. Now he lies within the problem: He cannot emerge from his pocket dimension unless the public believes in his pocket dimension enough to let him out. He cannot create a cult to get him out, as I have already tried that.

## Future as a Vocaloid creator

Thanks to the advent of Wi-Fi, Piers is attempting to redeem himself in the eyes of the public by creating edgy Vocaloid music that seems to be about being NEET, but is actually about being a Juggalo. He is still trapped in the sewer, so whether the public will save him in the future is unknown. His entire life he has created as a vocaloid creator is completely fabricated.

## "Trivia"

The person who translated his name obviously hated him, when you remember Piers Morgan exists. Him being trapped in the sewer isn't enough for the translator.
Kaoru Kashiwagi

Just a little man in a little world!

> "Hey Sanra can you come over here I need a prostate exam"
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Kaoru Kashiwagi is a character from Len'en, and is the gay cousin of Mononobe no Futo from Touhou. Kaoru eats wet cat food mixed with dirt for a living while making Youtube bux by recording survival man videos in his backyard and selling perfume he makes as a hobby.

He is most notable for being a professional heinous little man due to emitting toxic gas, and still using Turtleseed. Mostly the latter.

## Appearance

Sanra stole all of his clothes one night in a hardcore trolling attempt. Naked and afraid, Kaoru had to dig his current attire out of garbage, and dons the can he got them out of in eternal thanks.

## Lawsuit #5: Kaoru vs Terumi

During one of Kaoru's trips in his attempt to get vengeance on Bigfoot for killing Huckleberry, Kaoru accidentally shot Mitsumo's vessel, Terumi point blank, obliterating them. However, Kaoru insisted he hadn't done anything wrong, as corpses do not have rights, and if they do, they don't deserve them. Mitsumo disputed this, and thus, the two agreed to settle it in court.

Judge Griffin McElroy was on the case! Justin McElroy was awakened as the attack laywer, with Travis McElroy as the defense lawyer. "I wanna be a vertical human?" Travis asked, being eternally tilted at a 90 degree angle. It is unknown how Travis could defy gravity against his will.

The story was notorious for being all the rage with all the citizens of Len'en, and caused it to rain once. "That boy ain't right," Hank Hill said, upon being interviewed about the situation, on the court date. "Back in my day all we had to worry about was our kids, or the football game!"

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## One Inch tall Chronicles

> "It's not easy being one inch tall, but someone's gotta be!" -Kaoru
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I don't know what else to say. It's fucking Charles.
Pet Joey

The pet Joey is a pet that can be obtained in AJ Jump, or Jump by getting 1000 points, and transferring the pet to Animal Jam. The pet Joey has different actions when you click on it/

## Trivia

* The Pet Joey was the second non-member pet onto AJ, the first being the Hamster
* This was the first pet to make several actions while clicked.
Tiphereth

## Tipherre

Babby

Tifeff character is Lobster omapny. She is a spiteful Little Child who will Spite you in any Manner Possible. She is powered Entirely by Sinlight and Sunlight and Moonlight and Dimes. Tifeern Produces evil and Fucked up Music, because No one Else will.

## Timorfr

In the Past, Tiphiraft was Raised In Lobster Corporation. In it, she had the task of working With her Kickass Sibling, who wasn't actually. However, after he Becam possessed by Ayin when he attempted to Possess yet Another child, because He just couldn't stan being Locked back into the Demon Realm. FOrtuntely, Thailand engaged in a Psychological Bible Battle with God, and Afterwards, she began her path down that of a Ninja.

## Tignnmsa

Sadly, She is a Very, very Shitty ninja. However, Each Day She learns More more More Murder Tricks.
Milk

Jonathan Joestar Ready

Milk is a holy substance created by god Himself. It has holy powers that can be used to our advantage.

While most mortal beings view milk as a source of nourishment, it is more than that. ~~You haave to be pregnant to make it though6~~

Incorrect! Milk is a mindset not a physical state. Anyone can create the "substance" if they achieve enlightenment!
Mr Wilhelm

Mr Wilmhelm is the Sole Child of Tingle and Ganon. He doesn't have any arms and His tie is fucking stupid, just like the author of this wiki.

(Note that he will be referred to as Mr Wilhelm to. avoid Confusion with Claus, but will use Masculine terms in an Attempt to be confused with Claus.)

## The Pregnancy

One night, after letting Tingle top for a change (More exciting than it sounds), Ganon realized he was Pregnant. After Mr Wilhelm was birthed, he produced Ganon Fluid, before all fluid was br

It is unknown how Ganon Fluid tastes, as after the Birth, as Mr Wilhelm does not remember. Ganon Also stopped producing Fluids as a whole, and rapidly evolved to be like a plant. It is also unknown if Tingle's Child Syrup had anyhing to do with Ganon's State. They still love each other.

The Data on Ganon fluid is described as having the Consistancy of Slime, similar to that in ASMR videos. However, unlike this, it was highly ?viscosus, and when spoiled, can be utilized as pepper spray.

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## Backstory

Mr Wilhelm has a Love of skateboarding. However, this would take a turn for the worse when he accidently unaccidently commited cannibalism during his skate or die quests. However, this would go unnoticed until he tried to become one of the barrier gods for Mugenri, he removed his arms to gain their favor. His actions disgusted the Holy One so much, they came down from heaven to verbally and Physically chew him out, and Ban Mr.Wilhelm from the Mugenri localz server. His pleas fell upon deaf ears

## Present

Mr Wilhelm current skateboards around without any arms. He is on a quest to install skateboards for arms instead, so he can skate 3 times as much! Oh yeah! Go Wilhelm!

## Future

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Captain Olimar

Captain Olimar is a Hocotatian adventurer and the leader of Olimar's Army.

Olimar with a cherry.

## Background

A long time ago, Captain Olimar was on a treasure hunting mission when he crashed on an uncharted planet: PNF-404. After he crashed, he discovered a species of plant-people known as Pikmin. Years later, when Olmair attacked PNF-404, the Pikmin rallied behind Olimar, forming Olimar's Army. Since then, Olimar's Army has fought against The Misprints.

## Abilities

* Throwing Pikmin
* Breathing in space and water
* Extensive knowledge of PNF-404
* Can sense danger and treasure
* Immune to, like, EVERYTHING (well, just a lot of stuff)
Mind Magic : Fluctus Mentis

**Fluctus Mentis** is a Mind Magic Spell.

## Description

The user crouches down with their arms in and a semi-sphere made of psychic matter surrounds them. A magic circle then appears beneath them and the user then pushes their arms out and the semi-sphere expands. Anyone who the user wishes to attack is then give a painful migraine and knocks them to the ground.

## References

**Book**
**Chapter Four : A Battle of Magic and Mind**
Checkout Chad

Checkout Chad is a God Like Being most Notable for being a Hero. You know All those Pictures? Well there's a darker, more sinister reality to that many don't see: And it's that The Wonderbread Woman has to Leave the Store. She has to Pay for the Bread She's Purchased. Now, maybe she doesn't.

This is where Checkout Chad comes in. They Stand (I Would say Sit, but Reality is Cruel and Unkind) there and Scan all of Her Breads. And when She gets Mad that's She's Purchased Far too Much Bread for her Paycheck to Handle, Checkout Chad is the one to make sure that No Damage comes to The Store. They need the money that their establishment will shovel into their Bank Account, store can't be getting Damaged on Their Account!

## Trivia

Due to their time spent trapped in Retail, Checkout Chad Has Enough Power to Kill All of us Simply by Thinking Horrid Thoughts. Yes! This Includes myself!

* Checkout Chad Defeated Gender as an Example of their Strength.
Baldphobia

If this image activates your Fight or Flight response, you're a Baldphobe! Stop being baldphobic =/

"*whooops ehhehh didn know this was onn eheEHHH FUCkkk whats P OP PP IN G AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU ……….WoooOoOW its lit in here huhhh huhu mmwwahhh FUUUUCKCKKK ITS HOT AS FUCK IN HERE take the hoodie off Nahhhhh keep it on its cute as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck nah but 4 real shout out"-*Someone at somepoint before The Outbreak.

Yersinia Baldis (also known as Baldphobia) is a gram-negative, nonmotile, rod-shaped coccobacillus, with no spores. It is a facultative anaerobic organism that can infect humans. How it is transferred between humans is currently unknown. Yersinia Baldis is closely related to yersina pestis.

## signs and symptoms

* you don't like baldness
* bald

/bôld/

*adjective*

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having a scalp wholly or partly lacking hair.

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not having any extra detail or explanation; plain or blunt.

Translations, word origin and more definitions

* there is no cure........................... its'..... Terminal.....  :(

## The Outbreak

starting in Regina, Saskachewan, Amber was the first to be infected by baldphobia. From there, it began to spread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2lh5gomZds iio''nm fiucking crutuiing you fsiukcking menaningies!!!! thisii i didinting mmenna to spelalread the fvvirus......,,,./'/ i;'''mmsoo fuuciking sorry ....,,m i f i knowew i was spereadking the fcuking virysu i would havve stoppoed if somenone had toolld me,

Tingle is the only known being to be completely unaffected by the virus.

## Trivia

* It is hinted that Commander Tartar developed the disease with DJ Octavios help, to control the inklings. This plan however, backfired abysmally.
* Amber is the first known baldphobe to be able to ascend to godhood. The cause for this is unkown, and assumed to be a bug.
Optimus Prime

Yo This is Cooler than Any picture of Optimus O////O

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Optimus Prime is a Character from the Transformer Series. After his Transformer retirement, Optimus Prime created many unimportant yet Horrific Mathematical Discoveries, Such as Addition and Subtraction. Later, when he understood how Repulsive these Discoveries were, he went to Middle Ages Earth to bury those Discoveries. This backfired immensly, as this caused Humans to Discover these things. Now, Optimus Cannot escape his Disgusting Discoveries. And that's only the Tip of the Ice Board With Primey.......................................

## Mental Disorders.

Optimus Prime has many Issues. Not Suprising, considering He invented Math like an Absolute Prick. Here are his mental issues:

* SAGAT.
* Scurvy.
* Albinism.
* Vision.

## Suspected Homosexual Relations with Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka after Divorcing Megatron

One of the most Curious things About Optimus Prime is his fond manner of Talking About Grandpa Joe. Around the time that megatron had divorced him, and Begun his war on Cybertron, Optimus Prime began confiding in his Human Friend Grandpa Joe, who is From Willy Wonka. Eventually, people mentioned that the two of them were Unreasonably Close, which lead to People wondering if Optimus was Married. However, After The Events of. 1975, Super World Series, Optimus had to Part ways with joe. Some Believed that Joe and Optimus had Kissed at Some Point, but this was never confirmed. However, both have Wedding rings On Opposing hands for Whenever they Hold their hands.

## Controversy

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## Trivia

* I've bitten a toothbrush in half.
* They can't Catch me.
* Optimus has Nine Inch Toes on Each Foot
* You can win the Hannes Alfven Prize by creating outstanding work in the field of physics, which can shape the study of plasma physics.
Third Genesis

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Gensis as it Takes place

> "Tell me your world, and how it must be changed,"
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In the meatverse, Genesis was the act of creation that was preformed 3 times at the time of writing this.

## The First Genesis

Rose created god.

They they proceeded to slaughter them for the sacrifice.

## The Third Genesis

As the Meatverse only operates on Odd umbers, there never was a Second Genesis. This was a Lie spread by The
Josiah Sumers Show Wiki

## Welcome to the Wiki

Welcome to the wiki. We’re a collaborative community website about your topic that anyone, including you, can edit. Click the edit button at the top of any page to get started!

## About

This wiki was made by PBS-TV in 2003.

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## Episode Best Ever!

A Very Sumers Valentine

This was made February 1998.

## News from the PBS-TV Studios

October 2018: Gordon Chung is the new actor for Josiah Sumers.

November/December 2018: The last season airing on Black Friday