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Oblivion

Oblivion is a Perfectly Balanced Realm within the Tod-verse. It was created by the Majestic Todd Howard as a way to diffuse the power of Reanu Keeves should he ever get there from Skyrim, but due to the influence which The Cheesy Exploits had on the realm, Oblivion birthed powerful Immortals of its own.

## The Inhabitants of Oblivion

### Seymore Clevarge

The first powerful being which The Cheesy Exploits released into Oblivion was named Seymore Clevarge, who was born (according to The Official Timeline) in the year 714. Seymore was one of those old men who wanted to be "hip like the kids" so he decided to become an adventurer. Despite his aging body, he achieved Immortality by gaining 100% chameleon, or complete invisibility, permanently. Using this power, he became nearly immune to damage (as if he could not be seen, he could not be attacked), and was the most powerful being in the Tod-verse aside from Reanu Keeves himself.

### Elon Husk

Fearful of Reanu Keeves, Seymore Clevarge decided to create a weapon to use against him should he ever enter Oblivion. To make it, he cultivated Oblivion fungus in his basement until it formed the Immortal Elon Husk in 779. However, Seymore forgot to tend to his new creation, so Husk got much of his life force sucked out of him by several harsh divorces. When Seymore saw this, he shunned Elon, naming him Husk and locking him in the Imperial dungeons. 56 years later (year 835) Elon escaped and gained ludicrous stats.

### Melon Man

The Melon Man was another prisoner in the Imperial dungeons, and in the year 1069 the mad Emperor Uriel Septim VII, who had seen the Melon in his dreams, escorted him out of the dungeons. He had been imprisoned for so long that the stone tablets which recorded his crimes had entirely eroded, leading some to speculate that he was created in The Chess Club at the beginning of time, as was Reanu Keeves and Todd Howard. There is, however, no evidence to support this theory aside from his great age.

Once out of the dungeons, Melon Man quickly became a melon-based serial killer who converted air into melons with the power of The Cheesy Exploits. When he was banned from the arena for manipulating reality, he destroyed the Imperial City by turning the clouds above it to melons, an event which supposedly killed Seymore Clevarge, though the validity of that claim is disputed. Both Clevarge and Elon Husk disappeared at this time, and many believe that, while Clevarge died, Husk was able to hide in the basement in which he was born to escape melon-based destruction.

The Melon Man's current whereabouts and ambitions are unknown, a fact which keeps many people up at night with fear.
Yorkshire Tea Gold

> This page is for the armor piece. If you are looking for the drink, go to Yorkshire Tea Gold (Drink)
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> "*I like them big, and I like them chunky."*
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**Yorkshire Tea Gold** is the single strongest piece of armor in all of existence. Like all of Skyrim's most legendary (and completely borked) artifacts, it was created by the mad god Reanu Keeves.

## History

During his experiments in completely breaking unarmed combat, Reanu not only ceased to enjoy his weapons but also his legendary enchanted leather armor, even though it increased his health over 12,000 points. Ever one to be caught in ascendancy, he felt he had to create something to top even this.

Unlike many of his previous artifacts of power, which were modified from existing/purchased weapons and armor this item was made from scratch. Reanu even lawfully purchased the ingredients in an effort to add to its purity.

Taking the ingredients to Whiterun, he forged them into a piece of armor improved it to provide an ***armor bonus of 293,981***. While marvelous, essentially rendering Reanu beyond impervious to damage and allowing him to theoretically survive the sun turning into a supernova, it, of course, did not satisfy his mad lust for power. Taking it to his favorite enchanting table, and utilizing more power from the Cheesy Exploits, he also imbued it with the power to ***increase his health by another 22,437,658 points*** as well. With this, there seemed nothing in reality that could stop Reanu should he actually escape containment.

This object, however, also served as a stepping stone in Reanu's goal to create the Yeetforce 90,000, gauntlets which when paired with the armor did reality-tearing damage and potentially would allow Reanu to escape Skyrim back into the real world to wreak havoc.
Toby Larone

## Toby Larone, the Toblerone

A portrait of Toby and his manservant, painted before his insidious operations began.

## Physical description

### Eye color

*Unknown*

Toby Larone is the psychotic heir to the Larone crime family of SimCity and the CEO of Larone Excavation. He is known for taking the outcasts of SimCity under his wing as his "manservants", before getting them killed while forcing them to traverse the endless subterranean maze that is Larone Excavation.
Demon Lord Zeraxos

Zeraxos before entering the ring.

Demon Lord Zeraxos is the most powerful of all the demons that reside in hell, he has been encountered multiple times in the mortal realm, most notably during the fall of the Magic Men of Bristol which he orchestrated in order to take Odd Michael's powerful and magical soul.
Earth-0

Orbital view of Earth-0.

Earth-0 is the Earth least tampered with by Immortals and the home of The Spiffing Brit, Todd Howard and former home of Reanu Keeves. It's also known as the doomed Earth due to the constant threat of Reanu Keeves' escape from the Tod-verse, which will undeniably lead to it's destruction.
Gian the Fist

Gian moments before being axed by Reanu Keeves.

Gian the Fist was a world champion Sewer Boxer who lived and boxed in the sewers of Riften in Skyrim, he was brutally axed and killed by Reanu Keeves during his quest to obtain the Gloves of the Pugilist, the Khajiit-leather boxing gloves which were in Gian's possession.
Boni-Wan Kenobi

"Why hello there!"

> *"Thankfully, I don't **have** to fight fair."*
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**Boni-Wan Kenobi** is a character in the Perfectly Balanced Game series, appearing in Divinity Original Sin 2. Possibly the single most powerful person in the world of Divinity, all thanks to his cursed chest and force abilities.

## History

Boni-Wan Kenobi was once a noble Jedi force user in the Star Wars universe, but when the property was sold to Disney, he resisted with all his might. Mickey Mouse then stripped his soul and bones from his body and imprisoned him in the world of Divinity as an undead skeleton. However, Boni-Wan still had his force powers and decided he could use them to take revenge on the world, slaying all who liked the Disney films and eventually getting his standalone film.

Making his way to Reaper's Coast, he began practicing his force telekinesis abilities by chucking crates at nearby dwarves. While fairly strong, he felt this was limiting. So, going into town, he located a legendary, mythical Golden Chest that was conveniently hidden behind a Magister's office with its key not far away. This unique object would not take damage when thrown and could potentially hold unlimited items of any size.

He then proceeded to fill this already heavy, unbreakable chest with objects he should not have been able to fit in a normal chest: chests, barrels, crates, and backpacks also somehow stuffed with massive crates. Taking this absolute chunk of an object, he proceeded to throw it at and crush everyone in sight, stealing any heavy objects they owned to put into his golden chest, adding to its weight and lethality. Before long, the chest was so heavy and dense that it did damage less by blunt-force trauma and more by sucking the very life and soul out of anyone who got near it like a black hole. Boni, being a skeleton, was thankfully immune to this.

He had a close call with a massive bridge troll who barely survived one hit from the chest, but from then on he was essentially an Immortal. Whole towns of Disney fans and prequel haters stood no chance against him. This sadly meant no one was left to give him a standalone film, but at least this world was cleansed of the impure in his boney eyes.
Dogmania

Dogmania is a mental disorder that is unique to doglians which causes them to slowly become more aggressive over time, only really affecting their behavior after the age of 40 (in doglian years). It is believed to be caused by a fault in their genetic coding, which was designed by 100 Stat Man, but it's currently unknown whether this error was intentional or not.
The Power of Yorkshire Tea

The Power of Yorkshire Tea is a gun created by the powerful and attractive Reanu Keeves during his first days in the world of Fallout 4. In the beginning it was a simple pipe gun, possibly the weakest weapon in Fallout 4, but using the power of The Cheesy Exploits Reanu was able to make it shoot nuclear bombs while still using pipe gun ammo. Unfortunately, since Reanu's powerful Skyrim gear did not come with him into Fallout 4, The Power of Yorkshire Tea is capable of killing him if he shoots it too close to his person.

Notably, Preston Garvey doesn't care that The Power of Yorkshire Tea is nuclear - after all, "it's just a pipe gun".
The 100 Stat Empire

The 100 Stat Empire is the massive nation which King Mega Chad "The Divine" of Romagna created after his overthrow of Thorvald Stauning, the second 100 Stat Man. As the third 100 Stat Man and ruler of his Danish Empire, Mega Chad proceeded to declare war on The Doglian Republic and every other nation on the planet, starting a conflict known as The Third Great 100 War and leading the planet into The Third Dark Age. The Empire, which still exists today, has much larger borders than the Danish Empire which preceded it because, unlike Thorvald, Mega Chad is very much not a pacifist.
High Minister Dogma

Dogma addressing the doglian population after the invasion of Romagna in 2020.

High Minister Dogma was the head minister of The Doglian Republic and father of Sgt. Dogmal, in his early life he was renowned for his intelligence and wisdom but also his isolationist ideals and distrust for humans which would only become more prevalent after Dogmania began to affect him, inevitably leading to the invasion of Romagna and the fall of the Doglian Republic.
Fallout 76

The Cheese of Fallout 76 exists deeper in the realm that it does in any other, leading to some non-exploit phenomena.

### Inhabitants

The Lost Souls

Fallout 76 is the most broken realm in the Tod-verse and most likely the most broken realm of all universes everywhere. Only The Spiffed Skyrim approaches its level of Cheese, but even it comes nowhere close to Fallout 76.

The Cheesy Exploits that infest Fallout 76 are unlike any other, as the sheer quantity of them forced the Exploits to delve into the heart of the realm (deeper than they exist in any other) just to make room for them all. Because of this, their manifestations occur not only in the form of helpful exploits but also reality-shattering, non-exploitative occurrences that are sometimes deadly.

## Creation

When Todd Howard used his new Tod-verse to imprison his former best friend Reanu Keeves, some of The Cheesy Exploits which he had neglected to remove in his haste had seeped into his brain, subtly influencing him to create a farm for Cheesy Exploits. While Reanu was gaining power in Skyrim Todd was oblivious to the goings-on of the worlds, completely absorbed in creating his Cheese farm, which he named Fallout 76. However, he soon remembered that the Tod-verse's purpose was to contain Reanu Keeves and not farm exploits, and he abandoned the realm forever, hoping that Reanu would never find it and gain UNLIMITED POWER. However, the seeds that would flower into the current Fallout 76 experience were already planted, and The Cheesy Exploits had gained a significant foothold in Todd Howard's mind.

## Inhabitants

Those unfortunate beings which inhabit Fallout 76 are collectively known as The Lost Souls. These beings exist in a state of permanent depression due to the deplorable nature of their surroundings, and all those with actual consciences feel immense, heart-wrenching pity for them. However, so despised is Fallout 76 that none dare to enter it even to save them, lest they experience the Cheese farm's bountiful harvest.

Unsurprisingly, The Lost Souls (as well as any outsiders unfortunate to find themselves here) are too depressed to reap the Cheese harvest themselves and become immensely powerful.
Zark Muckerberg

"War against the Tyranny of Zark Muckerberg? What tyranny? He's just trying to forcefully get mind-chips into your brain! He's a lovely person, okay?"

## History

Zark Muckerberg ruled the Holy Roman Empire in the Perfectly Balanced Realm of Crusader Kings 3. Evil twin brother of Facebook human Mark Zuckerberg, Zark went back in time to assume direct control of the HRE. Zark, like his brother Mark Zuckerberg, was obsessed with complete control, and sought to implant computer chips into his populace which would allow him to control their minds. To do this, he stripped his vassals of their titles, leaving him total control over the entire country. Of course, this exceeded his recommended domain size, but it was a necessary step in his master plan.

### Immortal Armies

Using the power of The Cheesy Exploits, he was able to turn this unfavorable position into a most favorable position indeed, and create immortal armies. He quickly became the second most powerful man of CK3 (behind the mighty King Mega Chad of Romagna, the avatar of 100 Stat Man who ruled the HRE in an alternate timeline), and was an unstoppable force on the world stage.

### Monopoly TM

Near the end of his life, Zark Muckerberg founded an offshoot of Christianity called Monopoly TM, whose core beliefs included Holy Wars, taxing infidels, and pursuing power. By doing this, he seized all the Catholic holdings in his land, boosting his power. He made himself the head of this faith so that he could go on as many Holy Wars as possible with his overpowered armies.

### Children

Zark Muckerberg father two sons (he fathered many daughters but did not care for them at all), named Elon Husk and Reanu Keeves. It is important to note that these are not the Elon Husk and Reanu Keeves of legend; rather, he named them after these beings hoping that they would rival them in power. Time will tell if they do, but it is highly unlikely or even impossible.

### Death and the reign of Fake Elon Husk

During the invasion of the Kingdom of England, Zark Muckerberg died of natural causes at age 57, leaving his unprepared son Elon Husk in charge of the Holy Roman Empire. Elon did not have his father's knack for dominance and control, so at first he had difficulty keeping his money per month positive. However, he was able to conquer England and strip his new vassals of their titles, for the English did not believe in Monopoly TM and thus he was not seen as a tyrant.
Incredible Men

Three Incredible Men.

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The Incredible Men are an organisation of delusional contract killers, famed across Earth-2077 for the unique ability to speak through their noses perfectly.

## History

The Incredible Men were formerly employed by The Arasaka Corporation until it's absorption into Keev Corp left them all homeless for several months. Eventually they were hired by Veanu Keeves who currently uses them as his personal army, whenever he doesn't feel like simply obliterating his enemies with one of his many super weapons.

## Sources

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyr6A-onE18

Full Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJrbyv\_X3Pk
Sir Barry Bone Boi

"A true opportunist, and one who loves tea."

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**Sir Barry Bone Boi** is a character appearing in the Perfectly Balanced Game series Divinity Original Sin 2. Not just a simple skeleton, he aspires to be the single richest person ever - dead or alive.

## History

At some point, Barry died of unknown causes but did so right after drinking Yorkshire Tea Gold, the properties of which brought him back as an undead skeleton. His majestically boney appearance as well as being born a "Sourcerer" lead to him being arrested by the paranoid (and lifeist) Magisters faction to be sent to a prison island named Fort Joy.

Once awakening on the prison ship, Barry immediately set about his plan: not to fight his way to freedom or bargain with the guards, but instead to start collecting buckets for use in his future enterprise. Being a loner, he ignored just about everyone and everything else in his ravenous hunt for buckets. When the ship was attacked by "Void-woken monsters", he immediately got into a lifeboat and fled to Fort Joy where his true adventure would begin.

### Fort Joy

Reaching the island, he wasted no time in gathering herbs, buckets, and parkouring by use of crates. Purchasing tea herbs, he took his buckets to an isolated point on the beach and began drawing power from them (having smoked some beforehand) to inexplicably begin multiplying not just the seedlings (at startling and unnatural rates) but, according to eyewitnesses, apparently managing to grow *actual buckets* out of the ground as well.

Scrounging up enough to purchase a grossly-overpriced Drudanae flower from the camp boss, Griff, Barry changed his mind and just stole one from a homeless person in the hills and got to mass-producing this expensive herb to sell. Amassing a nigh-insane amount of tea (which he branded "Bucket Tea," second only to Yorkshire Tea Gold in quality) he took it to Griff to start selling. Buying people's favor by giving them Drudanae, which happens to be a controlled hallucinogenic (totally not skewing their logic) he proceeded to clear out entire store inventories of whatever he so desired, including gold.

However, in the end, this was all a poor attempt to fill the emptiness left in his boney soul. As much as he loved tea in life and undeath, and no matter how much wealth tea would continue to bring him, the unfortunate Sir Barry Bone Boi could never enjoy a cup of tea ever again as, being a skeleton, anything with healing properties caused him to start dissolving and causing him terrible damage. Nevertheless, Barry would continue towards his goal: to be the richest, most spectacular boney boy that ever was.
Gloves of the Pugilist

Reanu liberates the Gloves from Gian the Fist

The Gloves of the Pugilist are a pair of specially enchanted gloves wielded by the Champion Sewer Boxer known as Gian the Fist. Gian had created them using Khajiit leather so he could channel their boxing prowess, and enchanted them with sewer-magic to be super effective. During his Unarmed Arc, Reanu Keeves axe-murdered the boxer and took the Gloves for himself. He then disenchanted them to learn Gian's sewer-magic, destroying the gloves forever in the process. Using this knowledge Reanu created the Yeetforce 90000, a far more powerful pair of gloves.
Morrowind

Morrowind is the first realm of the Tod-verse to be finished by the legendary god-genius Todd Howard. As such, The Cheesy Exploits are more able to affect its fabric than other planes in the Tod-verse. However, the Cheese levels are not so strong (Fallout 76) that its inhabitants are unable to harness it without being obliterated by the dark powers. Therefore, numerous Immortals have risen up in the neglected corner of Todd's creation that is Morrowind.

## Dr. Hodd Toward

Dr. Hodd Toward (who has an unknown relationship to Todd Howard) was the first Immortal created by Morrowind Cheese. He found a way by which he could give himself stats at will, meaning that by now he could be much more powerful than anyone gives him credit for. However, nobody really cares about Hodd so his current power level had never been analyzed.

He also used this power to immediately reflect all damage he receives back to his enemies, meaning that no being in the Morrowind plane of the Tod-verse is able to kill him.

## Slippery Steve

Slippery Steve, through the power of The Cheesy Exploits, convinced all the people of Morrowind that he was still in the tutorial despite actually being out of the tutorial. This meant that he could get away with any crime, no matter how cruelly or publicly done, because, they thought, he was just a prisoner who didn't know any better. However, his attempts to murder someone in the first village he came across ended poorly and he soon died from his wounds.
The Doglian Resistance

A doglian digging on the moon.

The Doglian Resistance is a coalition of doglians that survived the fall of The Doglian Republic and escaped to the moon under the leadership of Sgt. Dogmal, son of High Minister Dogma.

## History

After The Third Great 100 War the Doglian Republic was left in ruins due to the overwhelming power of the Danish Empire, which by this time had been reestablished as The 100 Stat Empire and conquered the entire planet under Mega Chad's rule.

In order to survive the empire's wrath High Minister Dogma's son, Sgt. Dogmal rallied the remaining doglians and constructed a space shuttle to escape to the moon where they would establish a new Doglian Republic known as The Doglian Resistance in an attempt to find a cure for Dogmania and hopefully halt the progression of The 100 Stat Empire.
Queen Elizabeth II of England

The Queen encourages Spiff to recreate the British Empire

Elizabeth II, or "Queenie", is The Spiffing Brit's favorite human being ever to exist. It was she who made him the British patriot he is today, and for that he honors her continuously, promising the Return of the British Empire and the banishment of all coffee drinkers. Legend has it that she introduced Spiff to tea, paving the way for his discovery of Yorkshire Tea, but this is not confirmed. She often speaks to him about The Cheesy Exploits which he offers to Erihskroy, and constantly encourages him to give his exploits a British flair - often in the form of colonialism.

Spiff has hinted that he has a picture of the Queen above his desk and another above his bed, and Union Jacks on nearly every other available surface in his house.

It is unknown whether Spiff considers Elizabeth II or Erihskroy to be the greater master, or how he justifies serving two beings. Some argue (though they have no evidence to support it) that the two are actually the same being, and that The Queen is an avatar of the Tea Lord himself. Others say that she is a fellow servant of Erihskroy, and that it was her mission to train Spiff in the Art of British-ness.
Dr. Robert Liston

The man himself.

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**Robert Liston** was a Scottish surgeon and Magician who was famed for being the first and only surgeon to have a 300% mortality rate, and also a former member of The Magic Men of Bristol.

## History

Although already famed across the British isle Robert Liston's true fame came after he managed to kill three people in one surgery including his patient, his assistant and one spectator.

After this tragedy Robert was arrested and shipped to Australia, where he was drafted into The First Great Emu War a few years later, quickly becoming head field medic in The Queensland Defense Force.

Robert then met fellow deported Brits Lewis Brindley and his assistant Chauncey Lane, using his magical skills Lewis dazzled Robert and invited him to join his new organization The Magic Men which he was planning to establish in the British city of Bristol.
Romagna

Romagna was a powerful duchy in the Holy Roman Empire of Crusader Kings 3.

The first appearance of Romagna in known history was during the reign of Matilda of Romagna, who was able to farm vast levels of prestige by repeatedly marrying and divorcing the same person. However, it was her son, Mega Chad, who would propel the realm into greatness.

After Thorvald Stauning, the second 100 Stat Man, tried to expand his Danish Empire into Crusader Kings 3 from its predecessor Crusader Kings 2, he was met by resistance from the Doglian Republic and the locals (their conflict was known as The Third Great 100 War). Among these locals was Mega Chad of Romagna, who was able to slay Thorvald and become the Third 100 Stat Man. Using his newfound powers, he expanded Romagna into a great empire which encompassed all of England, the HRE, the Byzantine Empire, and every other nation in his native realm. It also reached into the Great Danish Empire of Crusader Kings 2. His nation was called the 100 Stat Empire, and it lasts to this day.

Unfortunately, Romagna is not the capital of the 100 Stat Empire. That privilege belongs to the Nordic land he conquered so that he could have an excuse to adopt their culture and religion.
Memoirs of a God-Genius

> "I fear not the man who has released 10,000 games once, but I fear the man who has released one game 10,000 times."
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## Memoirs of a God-Genius: It Just Works

Reading Todd's Autobiography is said to grant mystical powers to mortals.

### Publisher

Bethesda Publishing Co.

*Memoirs of a God-Genius: It Just Works* is the autobiography of the Immortal Todd Howard.  It details all of the glorious feats of that 5,000% perfect man in a completely unbiased fashion. In a way, its very existence may be a time-paradox, as Todd, according to some, has yet to write it. Scholars still debate about whether it came back through time, for it contains much about the return of Reanu Keeves into the mortal plane - an event which may or may not have happened, depending on whether Post-Reanu Theory is to be believed.

Legend has it that reading *Memoirs of a God-Genius* can grant mortals fantastic powers, on account of how much Cheese has infested everything that Todd has ever created. Mere exposure to the pure, unadulterated genius of Todd Howard has inspired some well-known historical figures to bend, break, and circumvent the rules in every way. Gerry the Goblin and Maximus Farquaad are two such mortals.

However, the unworthy who read the book become eternally cursed, as may be the case with Seymour Cleavage, the worthless clone of the much cooler Seymore Clevarge.

According to some experts, Todd Howard has placed copies of his book in various places across the Tod-verse and other Perfectly Balanced Realms, waiting for someone to read their pages, and reach enlightenment.

All information known thus far regarding the mysterious Chess Club, precious little that it is, comes from this book.
Tier List (Power Level)

Official tier list of the 10 most powerful physical beings in the known universe.

1. Reanu Keeves
2. Todd Howard
3. The Spiffing Brit
4. 100 Stat Man (including his avatars Thorvald Stauning and Mega Chad of Romagna)
5. Justin Cider (Deceased)
6. Melon Man
7. Jay Shagsby
8. Seymore Clevarge (Deceased)
9. Barry Boneraiser (Deceased)
10. Elon Husk

NOTE: Metaphysical beings and Gods such as Erihskroy and Citrullus have not been included on this list due to their incomprehensibility which makes their true power hard to determine.
Telepathic communication

**Telepathic communication** is the ability to telepathically communicate with other people.

## Users

* Barney (*MisFits*)
* Brain Cell (*Marvel Comics*)
* Chang Tao-Yu (*Marvel Comics*)
* Gateway (*Marvel Comics*)
* Han Tao-Yu (*Marvel Comics*)
* Ho Tao-Yu (*Marvel Comics*)
* Lin Tao-Yu (*Marvel Comics*)
* Namor McKenzie (*Marvel Comics*)
* Percy Jackson (*Percy Jackson and the Olympians*) can communicate with his siblings
* Psynapse (*Marvel Comics*)
* Quincy Marrow (*Marvel Comics*)
* Sun Tao-Yu (*Marvel Comics*)
Seymore Clevarge

Seymore feels very good about himself.

Seymore Clevarge was an Immortal that resided in the Oblivion plane of the Tod-verse, he was also supposedly responsible for the creation of Elon Husk.

## History

Seymore was born in the Tod-verse sometime during 714, growing up in an impoverished Imperial orphanage Seymore would quickly become skilled in thieving, which he would eventually use to steal a kitchen knife and murder his Matron in order to escape to The Imperial City were he would make his fortune.

As a 33 year old, Seymore would commonly steal books from the orphanage, having a particular interest in ancient texts documenting the nature of Cheesy Exploits which would fuel his desire to become the richest man in Oblivion.

Using the power of The Cheesy Exploits, Seymore Clevarge was able to gain exactly 977590 gold by pick pocketing the cursed noble Dorian, who fell in a pool of Cheesy Exploits as a child giving him the dis-ability to be infinitely stolen from.

He then duplicated a Sigil of Chameleon, an ancient magical object that was famed for it's uniqueness, and fused the sigils into his armor bestowing him with the ability to wipe the minds of any one who saw him or turn completely invisible at will.

### Creating Elon Husk

After establishing himself as the richest noble in all of Oblivion and becoming it's first Immortal, Seymore set out to discover life outside Oblivion, but instead he found Reanu Keeves.

After Seymore's encounter with Reanu he returned to Oblivion, having narrowly escaped the mad god, he instantly began working on a defense against him. Using the ancient fungus known as Oblivion Fungus, Seymore grew a homunculus in his basement which he named Elon.

Unfortunately Seymour forgot to care about Elon, so he grew into a literal husk of a man and went through several divorces, Seymour was so disgusted at the site of this that he named him Husk instead of Clevarge and had him locked up in the imperial dungeons.

### Attack of The Melon Man

While Seymore was attempting to prep Oblivion for the arrival of Reanu Keeves a new threat began to rise in the Imperial city, a psychotic melon based serial killer known as The Melon Man had already ravaged the surrounding towns using the power of Cheesy Exploits but Seymore decided to ignore him and focus all his efforts on Reanu.

Unfortunately for Seymore, his methods quickly proved to be flawed, after thousands of melons suddenly materialized in the city center crushing several people, realizing his mistake Seymore locked down the city which turned out to be another mistake after Melon Man converted the clouds above the city into huge melons annihilating the entire city and everyone in it, including poor Seymore.
The Spiffing Wiki

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**Welcome to the Spiffing Wiki**, where information on the various entities of our universe is documented in order to inform the human race of the dark truths of our universe, like how the omniscient almighty tea god Erihskroy secretly manipulates the human race with the refreshing taste of Yorkshire Tea or how Todd Howard has trapped Keanu Reeves's illegitimate cousin Reanu Keeves inside a pocket universe in order to prevent him from destroying mankind.

## **Who is this majestic Spiffing Brit?**

**The Spiffing Brit** is an extremely powerful being who utilizes the dark power known as **The Cheesy Exploits** to manipulate reality and obtain an even darker power known as Yorkshire Tea, which is both delicious and prolongs his life. Our knowledge of beings like Spiff is limited, but the majestic Recorders have documented all that we know on this wiki so you too can learn the terrifying truths of our universe from the comfort of your own home. Enjoy!

### **Youtube**

Outside of being an inter dimensional reality destroying madman, Spiff is also known for his majestic Youtube channel where he frequently documents his many exploits from across the universe. At **3 million subscribers** Spiff's channel has proved to be effective in warning people of the horrors that occur across the universe, if you want to do your part why not subscribe, join the maddening cacophony of tea sipping worshipers and preach the truths of our universe to your local population today. Before it's too late!

https://www.youtube.com/c/TheSpiffingBrit
Dorian

## Dorian the Cheese

Dorian was the first being which Cheese ever encountered in the Todd-verse, and the only being ever to be absorbed entirely by it.

### Aliases

Dorian Dorian, The Walking Cheese, Dorian the Cheese

## Physical description

### Eye color

Gold

Dorian, known to some as The Walking Cheese, was the first being in the Tod-verse ever corrupted by the power of The Cheesy Exploits.

## Origins

When Todd Howard finished the Tod-verse in December of 665 (Reanu would enter it in January of 666), he released it into existence without the all-important step of removing The Cheesy Exploits first. Therefore, the Exploits multiplied and grew numerous and powerful. All this Cheese sought to manifest itself physically in the Tod-verse, and to do this it entered Oblivion's Imperial City only to find Dorian. At once the Cheese pounced on poor Dorian, forcing itself into the deepest fibers of his being.

After this encounter with The Cheesy Exploits, Dorian was no longer a Redguard as he was originally. Instead, he became one with the Cheese that was quickly gaining power throughout the Tod-verse, making him Immortal. He is unlike most Immortals though, since most Immortals live forever because they manipulated The Cheesy Exploits for their own gain, but Dorian *became* The Cheesy Exploits. He is not the manipulator of reality; rather, he is part of the reality to be manipulated. In all senses of the word he *is* the Cheese that inhabits Oblivion.

## History

For many years Dorian was the most powerful being in all of the Oblivion plane of the Tod-verse, and for most of these years a great internal battle was fought between the Cheese which had corrupted him and what little self of him remained. Finally, though, the resistance in his mind surrendered, but rather than being destroyed, it became another facet of The Cheesy Exploits. Dorian's transformation into a Cheesy Exploit had been completed.

All the Immortals of Oblivion (aside from Dorian himself) have manipulated The Walking Cheese as well as other exploits to become powerful. This is because Dorian's specialty (his type of Cheese, if you will) was very specific but very powerful. If paralyzed, he could be pickpocketed for infinite money. Such wealth was too tempting for the Immortals of Oblivion, as Seymore Clevarge, Elon Husk, Melon Man, and Plz End Me are all commonly known to have visited Dorian as the first step in their paths for Immortality.
Bucket Tea

> "Not quite Yorkshire Tea Gold cup of tea standards but it's still gonna be very nice."
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## Physical description

### Eye color

*Unknown*

Bucket Tea is the Tea which can only be found in the farms of Sir Barry Bone Boi, in the Perfectly Balanced Realm of Divinity: Original Sin II. Sir Barry claims that the tea is second to Yorkshire Tea Gold in Quality, and even The Spiffing Brit agrees that it is a superb beverage.

Bucket Tea Leaf Co, which is headed by Sir Barry Bone Boi, is known for growing all its herbs, tea and otherwise, in buckets, and for having these buckets stacked atop one another in huge herb towers. The Cheesy Fertilizer that Sir Barry uses allows his product to grow in five seconds, earning Bucket Tea the nickname "Instant Tea"
The Yogscast

The Yogscast Logo

### Inhabitants

Lewis Brindley, Simon Lane, The Spiffing Brit, Tom Clark, Ben Edgar, Chauncey Lane

The Yogscast is a Entertainment Company that was founded by Dr. Lewis Brindley and Simon Lane. Although at first it's only purpose was to secretly contact The Spiffing Brit, through secret messages in their videos, the company soon grew into a coalition of small estranged Youtubers, like The Spiffing Brit, who also eventually joined them in 2019.

## Sources

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/BlueXephos

Website: https://www.yogscast.com/

Fandom: https://yogscast.fandom.com/wiki/Yogscast\_Wiki
Ebony Warrior

> "*Hit me harder, Reanu-sama."*
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The **Ebony Warrior** is a mysterious and incredibly powerful NPC, widely considered to be the most powerful enemy in all of Skyrim.

His one wish is to die and go to warrior heaven, but Reanu Keeves keeps resurrecting and copying him to serve as a lab rat to test his new weapons.

## History

Reanu's first encounter with this being was in testing his two new enchanted wooden swords, Soul Bucket and its unnamed sister. Surprised at how much damage the warrior did to him despite his armor compared to all other enemies previous and his immunity to potions, Reanu was even more shocked to see that Soul Bucket took not one, but two blows to kill him. Exhilarated by the thrill of combat for the first time against a semi-worthy opponent, Reanu took the essence of this warrior, duplicated it, and forced five copies of the fighter into existence to face him in battle. During this fight, they managed to disarm him of Soul Bucket, dealt significant health, and tossed him around like a bean bag, but Reanu managed to win the fight.

Later on, while experimenting with paralysis potions, Reanu (forgetting the results of the last fight) tested dozens of potions on the warrior to absolutely no effect. This sent him into a dark mood swing, never had the mad god tasted such bitter defeat.

Reanu would once again seek out the Ebony Warrior during a later date while messing about with Archery, using a special ring that allowed him to pickpocket the warrior and steal his ebony arrows without noticing. Testing his new bow, Reanu was able to soothe his previous butthurt by being able to one-hit the Ebony Warrior as well as *ten* more he summoned out of the void, one of whom yeeted him across the valley.

## Abilities

Short of Todd Howard himself, no single being in Skyrim has come closer to serving as a foil for the madness of Reanu Keeves. While not openly hostile, if engaged he will give his enemy the fight of their lives. Even with some of the most powerful weapons and armor at Reanu's disposal, the Ebony Warrior is capable of dealing *slightly* noticeable damage to the mad god and can even ragdoll him across the battlefield and disarm him of his weapons.

One of his greatest advantages over Reanu is his complete resistance to even the strongest potions that Reanu can make, able to tank paralysis potions that would normally incapacitate someone for months at a time so easily he does not even notice or become hostile. He is, however, vulnerable to pickpocketing.
Exploity Sploit

Exploity Sploit, one Pem's one and only friend, has become his worst enemy

Exploity Sploit is a useless orc who resides in Oblivion. After Plz End Me, his one friend, betrayed him to become the new Grim Reaper, he spiraled into a deep depression and plotted his revenge.

What his plan is nobody knows. Some claim that he will ask Melon Man, a powerful Immortal in Oblivion, to destroy Pem. Others say he will open a portal to Fallout 4, where Reanu Keeves lives. How he, a mere mortal, could do this is not known, and it is likely impossible. All that is known for certain is that he has become consumed with hatred for Pem and will not rest until the traitorous khajiit is destroyed.
Sir Digby of Smeg

Sir Digby was a knight of the Germanic Empire who accompanied the first 100 Stat Man to Rim World during his attempt to colonize the desolate planet.

## History

During 100 Stat Man's attempt to expand the Germanic Empire into outer space, he decided to build a small team of generals in order to keep control of the ravenous legion of Pagan Super-Soldiers that would accompany him on his mission, eventually choosing his son Big Dave and Sir Digby.

In space 100 searched for a planet to colonize and after 3.7 days he found the perfect planet, it was like Earth but more fun. 100 approached the planet at full speed, but unfortunately he couldn't stop the rocket in time and it smashed through the planet destroying it instantly and instead landing on the planet directly behind it, this was the terrible planet of Rim World.

They landed in the region of Rim World known as Wales where they took part in the local trade and quickly gained a monopoly on the organ business in Wales, so in order to gain more power, a caravan would be sent to the next region along, full of organs for trading and would be transported by 100 and Sir Digby, but for unknown reasons the caravan disappeared along with it's crew.

### Disappearance

Even after 100's miraculous return 9 years after the caravan's disappearance Sir Digby's location remained unknown, due to 100's refusal to ever speak of the event many speculated that he was responsible for Digby's death in some way, possibly killing him in a fit of rage or steering the caravan into a nuclear fire storm, which are very common in the Welsh countryside.
Maximus Farquad

Farquaad with his lady-slaying fedora

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**Lord Maximus Farquaad** is a character in the Perfectly Balanced Game series, appearing in The Sims 4.

He aims to become incredibly wealthy by any means necessary.

## History

Maximus Farquaad had relatively humble beginnings in his younger years but desired to live a rags-to-riches story. He wanted to build himself a castle in the land of Duloc and rule as king, but he needed the money to do so first.

He initially bought a vacant lot in Bargain Bend (the cheapest he could find), but left it completely empty and set his plans in motion: he was not going to *work* for his millions. He instead set his eyes on *other* people's wealth. He spontaneously moved in with the Goth Family in the beautiful and huge Ophelia Villa, where they warmly accepted him without a thought and merged all their funds. Unfortunately, this would prove to be their last mistake.

They suspected nothing when Maximus immediately built a pool in the backyard and happily began to use it. By powers unknown to man, Maximus then sprung his trap and built an impenetrable concrete shell over the pool with no way out, forcing the Goths to swim until they drowned. Having enjoyed using their piano and eating their food with no weight on his conscience at all, Maximus then had the whole place leveled and sold off for maximum profit, netting him almost **§**282,000. He repeated this with the Strong Family in Oakenstead and then moved in with the Spencer Kim-Lewis Family at Cypress Terrace.

Shaking things up a bit, this time Farquaad tried to murder the Spencer Kim-Lewis Family by melting them alive in a sealed room, nearly burned himself alive while cooking, and stole booze from a nightclub. His plan failed, so instead, he just drowned them as per usual.

Moving in with the Landgraabe Family in Affluista Mansion, he repeated the original process, and again with the Peters Family in Yuma Heights, leaving him with millions. His greed would know no bounds, however, as his castle in Duloc was planned so tall it would take a ludicrous amount of money to build. Maximus thus continued offing families for their houses and fortunes for an unknown time, achieving his castle and kingdom by the time he met Shrek at a tournament he was hosting.

It is said, though rarely believed, that Maximus Farquaad got this devilish idea by being exposed to the genius of Todd Howard when he read his memoirs.
Keanu Reeves

The beautiful Keanu.

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> (Probably) Not Keanu's last words to his cousin Reanu
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**Keanu Charles Reeves** is an actor, producer, director, musician, and general internet heart-throb from Toronto, Canada. He is also Reanu Keeves' cousin and only known living/existing relative.

Keanu has built a successful career in acting, first gaining the spotlight for his role in the 1994 film "Speed." He has since then starred in well-received roles such as "Constantine," "John Wick," "The Matrix," and many others. Despite his success, he would come to starkly contrast his mad cousin Reanu's endless lust for power and wealth; instead he lives honestly and enjoys his work with his main motivation being, simply, his love of it.

Reanu's own attempts at success, however, only left him in the long shadow cast by his loved and accomplished cousin. To seek his own fortunes elsewhere Reanu made a deal with Bethesda executive and old acquaintance Todd Howard who granted him the power to be whatever he wanted if only he agreed to be ported into the world of Skyrim in the Tod-verse.

It is possible that in agreeing to this dark ritual, Reanu erased all traces of his own existence from the real world, as Keanu has never once spoken of or made any reference to his deranged, power-hungry cousin.
Riddle Bun

The Riddle Bun

Riddle Bun is a mysterious being that was discovered by The Riddle Bros during their journey through God's Basement. Although Riddle Bun has aided The Riddle Bros multiple times it isn't known whether he helps them either out of some kind of affection or to some how benefit his abstract goals.
Yeetforce 90000

The **Yeetforce 90000** is an artifact of power created by the insane but beautiful Reanu Keeves in an effort to escape Skyrim.

## History

Realizing that he had become bored with the confines of Skyrim, Reanu Keeves decided he wished to test his powers on the real world. However, the sheer number of copies that Skyrim sold had sufficiently divided up his powers that it would take at least 20 copies of the games brought close together to allow him to escape and destroy the universe with his madness. Reanu turned this situation over in his supercomputer brain (for about two seconds) and decided to create a superweapon that would let him physically punch his way out into reality itself.

By then he had also lost all enjoyment of the weapons he had created at that point. Storing them away, he Horse-flew to Riften and undertook a quest with the Thieves' Guild. Although he bungled the task, he was still invited into the guild and proceeded to fight his way through the sewers to Gian the Fist. After beating the boxer (in a fair fist vs. axe battle) Reanu took his Gloves of the Pugilist and proceeded to do absolutely nothing with them for, although providing an interesting unarmed attack bonus, he became distracted by something better.

After creating Yorkshire Tea Gold, an invincible breastplate, and letting bandits and giants wail on him for days on end to increase his heavy armor skill, he forged a new pair of flawless steel gauntlets and imbued them with the power of doing ***22,877,912 unarmed strike damage***. In a true display of his immeasurable insanity, he buffed this even more with an enchanted silver ring to do ***2,298 more damage***.

A side effect of their incredible power is the gauntlets can even one-shot enemies through their shields. This could be because the force of the blow, rather than obliterating through the shield, transmits pure death through the metal and wood of the shield into the wielder's body and simply blasts their soul into oblivion.

Exhilarated by his success in these items' creation, Reanu proceeded to massacre the population of Whiterun, the local wolf and saber cat populations, and 30 Karstaags which Todd Howard had summoned to distract him while he improved the containment system. Every swing broke reality further and further, and Reanu almost managed to escape into reality, but at the last second Todd managed to port Skyrim to the Samsung smart fridge, dividing Reanu's power enough to secure him for another few weeks.
Post-Reanu Theory

The Post-Reanu Theory is an idea that was first proposed by the theorist known only as 45.17.49.248, which suggests that Bellum Bellorum has already occurred and that our current reality is located within The Tod-verse.

Although viewed as a terrifying concept by some, many people find comfort in the idea that the apocalyptic return of Reanu Keeves possibly ended millions of years ago and that they have no reason to fear him any longer. Although there is so far no evidence to support this theory many recorders agree on it's credibility as a possible explanation for all the unexplained events that occur every day across our universe.
Dr. Lewis Brindley

Dr. Lewis Brindley inspecting the morning paper in 1943.

> "Speculate, examinate, monolunate and mull upon those peculiarities, miscellanies and things in which we do none now look at."
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Dr. Lewis Brindley is a powerful, mysterious magician and head of The Yogscast, who is known for single-handedly ending The First Great Emu War and establishing The Yogscast.