Rigby vs Eric Cartman

## Description

Cartoon Network vs Comedy Central!, Two crazy Cartoon guys with get rich quick schemes prepare to fight!, Who can win?

## Introduction

Bugs Badster: Cartoons... A thing of our infance....

Gameboy: And this two are crazy guys with get rich quick schemes.

Troy Gag: And this two are Rigby, Regular Show's crazy Racoon!

Nick: And Eric Cartman, South Park's Fat Evil Kid!

Bugs Badster: And now it's time to show the intro!

Everyone: YEAH!

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## Pre-Fight

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny was into The Park as Cartman was annoying Kyle.

Eric Cartman: Hey Kyle, you should be in other Place since you're a Jew!

Kyle: I think you should too since you're a Fat-Ass!

Eric got angrily and he threw Kyle to a Wall.

Eric Cartman: Screw You Kyle!

Kyle suddenly Punched Eric making he started to Cry as Mordecai and Rigby was Cleaning Up the Leafs.

Suddenly Eric watched Rigby's Butt and he Started to Laugh.

Kyle: What the Heck Is Happening With You Cartman?

Eric Cartman: Look that Racoon, has Just a Butt!

Everyone starts to Laugh until Rigby got Angered with Cartman.

Rigby: What the Heck Happens with You Fat-Ass!

Cartman got angry with Rigby.

Eric Cartman: I'm not Fat, I'm Big Boned, I'm Gonna Kick your only Butt Piece of Shit!

Rigby suddenly Punched Cartman, making Cartman kicked Rigby to the ground.

Rigby: OW!

Rigby got up as Both see Eachother Angrily ready to fight as Benson, Skips, Muscle Man, High Five-Ghost and Benson see them.

Benson: Mordecai, what the heck happens!

Mordecai: Rigby got angry and he want to fight that Kid!

Suddenly both Rigby and Cartman runs to eachother.

**BRAWL TIME!!!**

## Fight

Rigby and Cartman starts Punching Eachother until Eric starts Punching Rigby into a Wall until Eric Kicks Rigby to the Ground.

Rigby gets up and he starts Punching Cartman's Stomach until he Jumped to Cartman starting to Punch him until Eric kicks Rigby sending him flying away and he then use the Belly Barge hitting Rigby with his Stomach to a Wall destroying it hurting Rigby and Eric laughs Kicking Rigby's Butt.

Eric Cartman: I tell you I would Kick your Ass!

Cartman laughs as Rigby angrily Gets Up using Death-Known-Do Punching Eric Alot of Times until he used the Death Punch Punching Cartman until a Wall.

Eric Cartman: That Hurts, Fuck You Bitch!

Eric use his V-Chip shooting Electricity to Rigby electrocuting him sending Rigby to a Wall.

Rigby then pulls out the Fists of Justice Hitting Cartman alot of times until he UpperCuts Eric to the Sky and Punches him to the Ground.

Then Eric decide pull out a Taser electrocuting Rigby making he yell.

Eric then pull out a Gun.

Eric Cartman: Fuck You, I will shoot you in your Nuts!

Eric shoots Rigby who outrans the Bullets and he use the Basketball Powers flying to Cartman punching him Making a Blast.

Rigby: Your down!

Eric was bleeding as his friends see him worried and Rigby's Friends was proud with Rigby but Eric gets up Kicking Rigby into the Nuts and Punching him into the Ground.

Eric Cartman: Fuck you, It's time to be The Coon!

Rigby gets up as he saw Eric into his Coon Form and he starts scratching Rigby until he grabs Rigby from his Tail slamming him to everywhere into The Hulk Style and throwing him to a Wall breaking it.

Rigby's Friends was worried by Rigby who gets up using Poetry Rapping Making a Explosion appears knocking Cartman down.

Cartman angrily gets up and he becomes into The Grand Wizard King shooting a Magic Missile at Rigby sending him to a Wall.

Rigby then pull out the Book of Park Records trying to Write Some but Eric threw a TNT Stick at Rigby blowing up the Book throwing Rigby Away.

Then Rigby decide use The Power but Eric see it grabbing it and breaking it into a Half and he then starts beating up Rigby and throwing a Fire Fart at Rigby sends him to a Wall and started Kicking Rigby's Butt.

Then Eric decide Pull out alot of TNT Sticks.

Eric Cartman: Fuck You!

The TNT Sticks ends up Blowing Up Rigby, killing him.

**K.O!**

Eric pull out the Middle Fingers.

Eric Cartman: Fuck You, I won, I won, I won!

Rigby's Friends Started Crying by Rigby as Cartman and his Friends walked away.

## Ending Pun

It seems Rigby's Park end when it was South!