Marley's Mighty Bark

Marley's Mighty Bark is the th episode of Mia Collins' Neighborhood and the th video overall to be uploaded on the Mia Collins' Neighborhood channel.

This is the third episode of The Treehouse Club Arc.

## Transcript

(The episode starts with Cooper Collins, Mia Collins, Angela, Antonio, Caillou, Dora, Ben, Brianna, Riley, Marcus, Rachel, Cameron, and Tanya in the treehouse.)

Cooper Collins: Well this sucks. Ever since we turned the Treehouse Club into a search and rescue center, we got no phone calls of animals in trouble.

Mia Collins: Me and Antonio knew turning the Treehouse Club into a search and rescue center was a bad...

(The phone rings.)

Cooper Collins: Finally.

(Cooper Collins, Mia Collins, Angela, Antonio, Caillou, Dora, Ben, Brianna, Riley, Marcus, Rachel, Cameron, and Tanya pick up the phone.)

Cooper Collins: A baby macaw is in trouble because the bird's nest is blowing away in the wind at the Colorado Rockies.

Angela: I say we draw straws. The loser has to go to the Colorado Rockies to save the macaw.

(Cooper Collins, Mia Collins, Angela, Antonio, Caillou, Dora, Brianna, Riley, Marcus, Rachel, Cameron, and Tanya each take the long straws.)

(Ben gets an incredibly short straw with a sign that says, "Tough Luck Chum!" at the end of it.)

Ben: Well this sucks. I have to go to the Colorado Rockies to save the macaw. Hey Turbo! Can you help me out!

Angela: Oops, I forgot to mention, Turbo cannot help!

Ben: Snap!

Brianna: I'm going with you, Ben.

Ben: Vyond Logic, teleport me and Brianna to the Colorado Rockies.

(Vyond Logic teleports Ben and Brianna to the Colorado Rockies.)

Cooper Collins: Since Ben and Brianna are on the mission, let's go bowling until Ben and Brianna save the baby macaw.

(Cooper Collins, Mia Collins, Angela, Antonio, Caillou, Dora, Riley, Marcus, Rachel, Cameron, and Tanya board the Brady Bus.)

Cooper Collins: Chloe, take us to the Bowling Alley!

Chloe: You got it! (In train conductor-like voice) ALL ABOOOOAAAARRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!!!

(Chloe honks the horn twice, then closes the doors and drives the bus away)

Later, they arrive at the bowling alley.)

Cameron: Alright, let’s bowl!

(Cooper Collins, Mia Collins, Angela, Antonio, Caillou, Dora, Riley, Marcus, Rachel, Cameron, and Tanya enter the bowling alley.)

Cooper Collins: Okay. Let's discuss teams. Team 1 will be me, Mia, Angela, Antonio, Caillou, and Dora.

Mia Collins: Team 2 will be Riley, Marcus, Rachel, Cameron, and Tanya. Now, LET’S GET READY TO RUMBBBBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Up first are Rachel and Ang...

(Marley enters the bowling alley and begins barking.)

Cooper Collins: What's that boy?

(Marley continues barking.)

Cooper Collins: Little Timmy's trapped in the well?

(Marley continues barking.)

Cooper Collins:

(Marley continues barking.)

Cooper Collins: Ben and Brianna are in trouble?

Cameron: What?

(Cameron angrily leaped into the sky and flew around the world to turn back time to the beginning of the video. Cameron then wakes up in the bowling alley.)

Cooper Collins: Cameron?

Cameron: Did I turn back time?

Cooper Collins: No. You fainted and bashed your head on the

Mia Collins: Ben and Brianna are in trouble. Quick, someone call 911!

(Cameron calls 911)

911: 911, what's your emergency?

Cameron: Ben and Brianna are in trouble at the Colorado Rockies.

911: Um right, okay. We'll send emergency workers including police, firefighters, paramedics, and the coast guard to the Colorado Rockies in 20 minutes.

Cameron: Okay, I love you, bye bye.

(Cameron hang up.)

Cameron: Uh oh! They won't send the emergency workers for 20 minutes. If Ben and Brianna don't get help soon, they will fall to their deaths.

Mia Collins: Me and Antonio knew this search and rescue center was a bad idea. All right, we're shutting down the search and rescue center and going back to the good old Treehouse Club prior to the events of the video Cooper Collins, Mia Collins, Angela, Antonio, Caillou, and Dora Turn the Treehouse Club into a Search and Rescue Center/Attach a Zipline to the Treehouse.

Cooper Collins: Wait, Treehouse Club, don't!

Mia Collins: Sorry Cooper, but we have to remove the search and rescue elements from the Treehouse Club so that no one gets hurt ever again.

Cooper Collins: That settles it! Me, Marley, Caillou, and Dora are going to the Colorado Rockies to save Ben, Brianna, and the baby macaw.

Cameron: But you don't know how to get there.

Dora: Let's stop and think. Who do we ask for help, when we don't know which way to go?

Caillou: The map!

Dora: That's right! To check the map, say map!

Antonio: Don't fucking say map!

Mia Collins: If you do, I will kill your whole family

Turbo: Please, watch you words! That’s not a nice thing to say!

( Map jumps out of Backpack and into a picture map sequence.)

Map: Who's the guy you need to know when you've got a place to go? What's my name?

Fiesta Trio: The Map!

Map: Say it again!

Fiesta Trio: The Map!

Map: Who can help you say, "Hey, I've figured out the way!"? What's my name?

Fiesta Trio: The Map!

Map: Say it again!

Fiesta Trio: The Map!

Map: I show you where to go And help you find your way!

Fiesta Trio: Yay!

Map: I'm the Map, I'm the Map I'm the Map, I'm the Map

Fiesta Trio: He's the map, He's the Map He's the map, He's the Map *(*Map: *2×)*

I'm the

# **MAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!**

Uh oh! We need to find Ben and Brianna! Do you see Ben and Brianna?

(A magnifying glass moves towards the Colorado Rockies and then a cursor clicks on them.)

Map: Yes! There he is! Apparently, Ben suffered a knee injury and stranded Ben and Brianna on a peak in the Colorado Rockies. Well I know how get to the Colorado Rockies. First, you go to the airport and board a plane to Colorado. Then, we get on a bus to the Ski Resort. Then , we hike up the mountain . And that's how we get to the Colorado Rockies.

(Stars fly around Map's picture map.)

Fiesta Trio: Estrellas.

Map: Ooh! Try to catch stars along the way! So remember, Airport, Ski Resort, Hike, Colorado Rockies.. Say it with me. Airport, Ski Resort, Hike, Colorado Rockies. Airport, Ski Resort, Hike, Colorado Rockies.Airport, Ski Resort, Hike, Colorado Rockies.. Airport, Ski Resort, Hike, Colorado Rockies.. So you tell Dora, first, we go to the airport.

Dora: Where do we go first? The airport, right.

(Karen enters the bowling alley.)

Cameron: Oh, no! Karen!

Karen: Me and the Red Hoodie Guy from the video CooperCollinsTheAnimator's video titled Cooper Time Travels And Gets Grounded are going to the Colorado Rockies to kidnap Ben, so I can force him to marry me, have babies, do things together, and expire together.

Caillou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Karen's going to kidnap Ben.

Dora: Okay, we still have enough time. Karen and the Red Hoodie Guy don't have the map, so they don't know which way to go.

(Caillou, Dora, Cooper Collins, and Marley go outside and then walk a path.)

Dora: Come on, say it with us!

Caillou, Dora, Cooper Collins: Airport, , , Colorado Rockies. Airport, , , Colorado Rockies. Airport, , , Colorado Rockies. Airport, , , Colorado Rockies.

(Caillou, Dora, Cooper Collins, and Marley run down a hill.)

Cooper Collins, Caillou, and Dora: Come on, *vámonos* Everybody, let's go!

Caillou: Come on, let's get to it

Dora: I know that we can do it! Where are we going?

(Caillou, Dora, Cooper Collins, and Marley clap three times.)

Caillou: Colorado Rockies.

Dora: Where are we going?

(Caillou, Dora, Cooper Collins, and Marley clap three times.)

Dora: Colorado Rockies. Where are we going?

(Caillou, Dora, Cooper Collins, and Marley clap three times.)

Cooper Collins: Colorado Rockies. Where are we going?

(Caillou, Dora, Cooper Collins, and Marley clap three times.)

Dora: Colorado Rockies.

(Caillou and Dora join hands and spin around in a circle.)

Cooper Collins, Caillou, and Dora: Colorado Rockies.

Turbo: Now Go, Go, GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Green flag's in the air, BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, LET'S GO RACING BOYS!

(Suddenly, Caillou, Dora, Cooper Collins, and Marley see stars.)

Caillou: I hear stars.

Dora: Estrellas. Do you see stars?

Cooper Collins: Wait a minute, you don't see stars in the daytime.

Stars: Try to catch us!

Dora: Look! It's Gusty Star! He'll help us along the way! Reach up to catch the stars! Reach up, catch them, catch them, catch them!

(Caillou catches the red star, the orange star, and the yellow star, Dora catches the green star, the blue star, and the purple star, and Cooper Collins catches Gusty Star.)

Dora: We caught them! Let's put them in the star pocket.

Stars: The star pocket!

(The stars enter the star pocket.)

Dora: Now let's continue on our way to the airport.

(Caillou, Dora, Cooper Collins, and Marley arrive at the airport.)

Cooper Collins: We made it.

(Caillou, Dora, Cooper Collins, and Marley enter the airport.)

Dora: Do you see the hallway leading to the plane to Colorado?

(A blue cursor clicks on the hallway.)

Dora: Gracias. Now let's go.

(Caillou, Dora, Cooper Collins, and Marley board the plane.)

Caillou and Dora: Seat belts, so we can be safe.

Flight Attendant: Attention passengers, we're out of gas. We can't go to Colorado without gas.

Announcer: Oh dear, that’s not good!

Dora: Wait a minute, I have gas in my backpack. Say backpack.

(Backpack's segment begins.)

Backpack: Backpack, Backpack Backpack, Backpack I'm the backpack loaded up with things and knickknacks too Anything that you might need, I got inside for you Backpack, Backpack Backpack, Backpack Yeah! Hello. Caillou, Dora, Cooper Collins, and Marley need fuel for the plane. Can you click on the fuel?

(The blue cursor clicks on the fuel.)

Backpack: Smart looking, now they can go to the Colorado Rockies.

(Backpack eats all the other items.)

Backpack: Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, Delicioso.

## References

Dora the Explorer: The video is a parody of the Baby Jaguar's Roar episode.

Murray Walker: The Announcer’s first line is a reference to Murray Walker’s signature “And it’s go, go, go!” catchphrase