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Ruckus

## AI Description (1)

Ruckus. Spring-operated Chicken Hawk Sentinel. Level 55 Borough Boss! This is a bereft minion of Shamus Chaindrive.

The great bugbear treasure hunter Shamus Chaindrive was known as both a paranoid and a greedy bastard. Having been betrayed one too many times, he no longer trusted any living soul. That is why his crew was always comprised of constructs and automatons.

He dedicated his life to hunting down long-lost treasures and artifacts. He prized one item above all others.

The Gate of the Feral Gods. Said to be buried in the long-lost Necropolis of Anser.

Chaindrive set out to find the tomb. He boarded his great submarine and sank beneath the waves, vowing to never surface again until he had his prize.

It took the bugbear almost twenty years to find the tomb, poking up like a monolith from a desert island. Using his submarine, he docked it against an underwater entrance directly adjacent to the main chamber of the trap-filled tomb. He quickly learned that he was not the first to arrive. A young mage had recently landed on the island and was attempting to magically burrow into the tomb. A colony of dirigible gnomes were settled in the area. All sought the treasures held within the tomb. All had failed so far.

Chaindrive unleashed his greatest weapon in an attempt to slow the efforts of his competitors. Ruckus had been stored in stasis in the hold of his great submarine. The self-replicating, spring-operated automaton was given the task to kill all who wished to steal Chaindrive's prize.

Now that the bugbear is long dead, the sentinel chicken hawk is content to spend its day circling around the island and being an all-around asshole. The regular residents of the island are smart enough to leave this powerful boss alone. The fact you're reading this means you're not one of the smart ones.

## AI Description (2)

Ruckus. Spring-operated Chicken Hawk Sentinel. Level 55 Borough Boss!

It's a bird! It's a landscaping tool! It's a goddmaned death robot!

Ol' Ruckus is a left-over anti-boat, anti-everything else security and scout automaton that has lost contact with the *Akula*. Lost contact, that is, until now. Having awakened and been given new orders, it is now seeking out enemies of the captain.

And you, my soon-to-be-buzzsawed-to-death-friends, are enemies of the captain.
Rage Elemental

An extreamly powerful mob, it's later implied that they explode when you kill them.

According to Mordecai they are always under the effect of the Fire Berserker spell.

## Abilities

### Skills

Reverse Gravity

The first recorded summoning of a Rage Elemental, blah, blah, blah. If you are reading this, you likely don’t give a shit about the monster’s (rather interesting and tragic) history. You’re probably running. It’s not going to matter. The almost-indestructible Rage Elemental is said to only dissipate after it has claimed 666 souls.

In other words, you are fucked. Absolutely, bite-the-pillow, fucked.
The Dream

A faction made up of elves, participating in The Faction Wars. Have sworn revenge on Louis for thinking Epitome Noflex is attractive.

They ride zebras and mostly use poison, druid magic and long range artillery.

They control food operations in numeral solar systems and own the patents on several types of food. After the Epitome family became trapped on Earth they threatened to stop all food production until they were freed.

**The Dream**
Who Let the Gods Out?

You have allowed a feral god to enter your current realm. That is the equivalent of dropping a grenade down your pants and shouting “Yolo!”

Here’s a fun fact. Other gods don’t like feral gods. They’ve been thrown into the Nothing for a reason. They tend to react to this sort of thing, depending on who you’ve brought out.

*Reward*: Whatever is about to happen is going to hit the *Dungeon Crawler World* blooper reel for sure.
Tran

One of the crawlers in the Land zone of Bubble #543. He has a metal-detecting ability and also has the path finding skill.

Lost his legs in the Cage Fight at the end of The Hunting Grounds. Received a magical floating disc to carry him.

He was in a squad with Katia Grim, Daniel Bautista, Louis, and Britney on The Ghosts of Earth floor.

His wheelchair blew up during the fight with Amayon and Ysalte.

## Skills

As a swashbuckler he gets a bonus when he’s working with other members of his class like Bautista.
Tipid

## Description

Author of the 4th edition of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook. His friend's name was Horatio. His crawl was thousands of cycles ago.

He and Rosetta is currently working for Long Haul Biological Waste Management Solutions, a front company for the Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network. He is piloting a freighter named Homecoming Queen and ferrying 50,000 former crawlers to aid Carl and Donut's team in Faction Wars.

## Cookbook Entries

I killed my best friend today. I wish I had never made it this far. (Chapter 16, Book 6)

It was me or him, and I chose to save myself. I didn't think. I reacted. I reacted to save myself. Anybody else would do the same. I keep telling myself that again and again. Does that make me evil? No, I don't think it does, not when I think of it logically. Then why do I feel this way? (Chapter 57, Book 6)
Welcome to the neighborhood

Carl and Donut purchased a personal space.

Conjoined Personal Space of Team The Royal Court of Princess Donut > The Royal Palace of Princess Donut.

## Description

You have bought a home! It's every man's dream to someday own a place where he can fap in peace. No more filthy roommates not doing the dishes or making up excuses as to why they can't pay the rent. No more landlord who shows up without notice and conceals hidden cameras in the smoke detectors. It's all smooth sailing from now on.

*Reward:* You're a homeowner now. That is the reward. That and taxes and having to deal with Kenneth the megalomaniac HOA president.
Rat Hooligan

This was the race Mordecai was on the 1st Floor

## AI Description

Hooligans are the smartest, fastest, and ugliest of the Rat-Kin race. While not as roided-out as a Rat Brute, or as *Imma fireball yo ass* as a Rat Shaman, Rat Hooligans offer the best of both worlds. They are physically strong, and they have a decent grasp of magic.
Revolutionary

Option for Carl's 6th floor specialization class. He did not take.

## AI Description

You are in the streets, in the front against the barrier. You can take a tear gas canister to the chest and keep ticking. When they come to break the line, you’re the first to start swinging your fists. This specialty increases your training speed with melee fighting skills and greatly increases your strength.

Revolutionaries receive the following benefits:

* An additional +1 to strength upon level-up.
* +2 to Unarmed Combat.
* Immunity to Cloud-Based attacks (already obtained via upgrade patch)
* The Blend into the Crowd benefit.
* Faster melee training.
The First Floor

The first floor is the initial entry level in the dungeon. It is a sprawling, grid-like network of passages and tunnels that look like they were hewn out of rock, dimly lit with glowing green lichen.

## Introductory Announcement

> *"Hello, Crawlers! The dungeon is now sealed. We have a diverse group joining us this season, and we are very happy to have you here. We had just under 13 million human crawlers make it through the gates and into the dungeon. We are already down to under 10 million. A quick note, the entrances to the second floor will not open up until the introductory episode of Dungeon Crawler World tunnels, which will be in approximately 30 of your hours. Once that happens, the entrances to the second level will populate. There will be no lag time for the appearance of additional levels. On behalf of the Borant Corporation I wanted to thank you for volunteering, and I wish you all good luck and a happy crawl."*
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## Achievements

* Crazy Cat Lady
* *Trailblazing* Crazy Cat Lady
* Early Adopter
* Empty pockets
* Why aren't you wearing pants?
* Unarmed Combat
* Loner
* Fall into an obvious trap
* You’ve discovered and read an official dungeon sign.
	+ Wow. You can read. Whoopie.
	+ Reward: All official dungeon signage will now be highlighted and easier to spot. Nearby guilds will appear on your minimap.
* You’ve inflicted damage on a mob.
	+ Hopefully it won’t hit back!
	+ Reward: It’s probably going to hit back.
* You’ve killed a mob!
	+ You’re a murderer! He probably had a family!
	+ Reward: You can now gain experience. Get enough of it, and you might even go up a level.
* You’ve killed an armed mob with your bare fucking hands!
	+ Holy crap, dude. That’s kinda fucked up.
	+ Reward: You’ve received a Bronze Weapon Box!
* You’ve killed a mob a higher level than yourself!
	+ You’re getting the hang of this. Don’t let it get to your head.
	+ Reward: You’ve received a Bronze Adventurer Box!
* You’ve entered a guildhall!
	+ Congratulations. You know how to open doors.
	+ Reward: That sense of fulfillment you feel? That’s reward enough.
* Podophilia!
	+ You’ve used your bare feet to crush and kill an opponent! Hey! That’s my fetish! Seriously. Keep doing it, and you’ll be rewarded. This will help.
	+ Reward: You’ve received a Gold Shoe Box!
* Boom!
	+ You’ve caused a wall-shaking explosion within the dungeon! The last time the walls shook like this was when your mom came over for a visit.
	+ Reward: You’ve received a Silver Goblin Box!
* Level-Up, Baby!
	+ You’ve received enough experience to gain a level.
	+ Reward: Leveling up is your job. You don’t get rewards for doing your job.
* Loot!
	+ You’re wearing something you found in the dungeon.
	+ Reward: You’re now a handsome son of a bitch. That’s reward enough.
* Oooh, Magic!
	+ You’re wearing magical gear for the first time! You’re a wizard, Crawler!
	+ Reward: You’ve received a Bronze Adventurer Box!
* Boss Babe
* You Monster!
* War Criminal
* Bitchmeat!
* Two Chicks at the Same Time
* Borough Boss!
* Bully *and* a Thief
* Battlefield Construction!
* This Little Piggy Went to Market!
* You found stairs!
Safehome Yolanda

## AI Description

The controlling party for this guild is Team Meadowlark. The guildmaster is crawler Imani C. This Guild is now level 7. There are six parties attached to this guild with a total of 63 crawlers.

## Known Parties Attached

* The Royal Court of Princess Donut
* Team Meadowlark
* Team Katia
* Team Li Na

## Known Crawlers Attached

* Bautista (Team Katia)
* Britney (Team Katia)
* Carl (RCPD)
* Chris (RCPD -> Team Li Na)
* Donut (RCPD)
* Elle (Meadowlark)
* Firas (Team Katia)
* Florin (Team Katia)
* Gwen (Team Gwen)
* Imani (Meadowlark)
* Katia {Team Katia}
* Li Jun (Team Li Na)
* Li Na (Team Li Na)
* Louis (Team Katia)
* Tran (Team Gwen)
* Zhang (Team Li Na)
The Orchid of Eileithyia’s Grace

A flower currently inside the Engaged Lockbox of the Nightworm.

If you eat this flower it renders you unconscious with your health a 1% of your max, you can not heal during this time. If you survive this ordeal you will be given one of three boons chosen by the goddess.

* Your bass constitution will triple, any additional points added to constitution will be three points, all constitution bonuses will be tripled.
* You will be transported to the twelfth floor and be made into an NPC celestial attendant. After the twelfth floor finishes you will be allowed to make an exit deal to leave the dungeon.
* Your race will permanently turned back to your original race, you will be made pregnant, you will be allowed to choice the father. As pregnant women are ineligable for Dungeon Crawler World if you get this boon you will be removed to the kinder facility.
Terror the Clown

## AI Description

It's okay if you just pissed yourself. You wouldn't be the first.

Standing just over 11 feet tall, the clown-on-stilts was always a favorite amongst the snot-nosed kiddos visiting Grimaldi's three-ring-circus. Now, ravaged by time and the curse of the Over City, the once-affable stilt-clowns have been transformed into tall, blood-thirsty monstrosities who want nothing more than to make balloon animals out of your intestines.

## Drops

* Clown Meat
* Big Top Ticket
* 35 Gold
Denise

Denise is a feral goose.

## Trivia

It's revealed on the sixth floor that she loved reading to children.

## Abilities

Magic item’s don’t work in her presense and she can’t be harmed by magical or physical damage unless it's from items that originated from within the hosue.

## AI Description

Denise! The Feral Goose Mother! Level 53 Borough Boss!

Like most of the creatures in this godsforsaken bubble, Denise shouldn't be here. She was plucked directly from the seventh floor when her grandfather, emperor Anser, decided to use a magical gate to bring his people to this world. But like many of those who were unwilling in their journey to this place, she lingered too long in the inbetween. The Nothing.

She paid dearly for it. Her mind is all but gone.

The gnomes captured her long ago, but they do not know what she really is. Denise doesn't know either. She has a few special abilities. Abilities that only recently started to manifest themselves. She can prevent magic from harming her. She is an environmental. She has an overwhelming need to protect children.

But most of all, she just wants to kill everybody. Especially bitches.

And guess what you are?
Talisman of the Slate Butterfly

Collar charm belonging to Donut. It is shaped like a little silver butterfly and jingles when it moves, making stealth difficult. She got it from a gold magic item box for being one of the first 100 crawlers to level Magic Missile up to level three.

## AI Description

Those who remember and commemorate the sad tale of the Slate Butterfly are given a boon by the fairies of the world. That story even made *me* cry.

## Effect

* +4 to the Light on Your Feet skill
* +1 to Intelligence.
* Winged fairies will no longer be automatically hostile toward you
The Skull Empire

One of the oldest and largest Syndicate governments, run by King Rust, who is an orc. They have a legacy spot in The Faction Wars.

During the crawl, there is unrest in some of their home worlds, partially due to the snick film featuring their Prince Maestro and Carl. Carl encourages the people in the Skull Empire to look at their situation and revolt if they're unhappy with their government ignoring their duties to play in the dungeon. This prompts Crown Prince Stalwart to fire on the production trailer thought to contain Carl and Donut, accidentally killing Manasa. This prompts retaliation from The Valtay Corporation, who destroy Prince Stalwart's yacht which is rumored to contain Queen Consort Ugloo and Maestro.

Later, they sponsor the War God Grull in an attempt to get revenge on Carl, but he sends the god to the abyss in the train station with the help of several other crawlers. Then they send a Celestial Grenade to Maggie My, who worships Algos, the god of pain. She intends to use on Carl and Donut while possessing Chris Andrews, but she drops it when she is petrified by Katia's bolt of Petrify Rock Class, sent by Princess Formidable, sister to Stalwart and Maestro.

They are one of the seven plaintiffs who sued Carl and the System AI over The Gate of the Feral Gods. When they lose, Carl receives a picture of the Queen Consort, and a stock certificate in Sigmund Textiles Foundry, a publicly traded company in the empire.
Yemaya

A goddess who is part of the Orisha pantheon. She almost made it to the Halls of Ascendancy by herself.

## Shrine

If her shrine is repaired she will give each squad a special card. Eileithya will also grant a single boon to each participant.

## AI Description

**Goddess of Rivers Yemaya. Level 250.**

**This is a locked deity. She will not be sponsored this season.**

**This goddess is a retainer of Eileithyia.**

**Warning: This is a deity. She is invulnerable on this floor.**

*This goddess is in her own temple. Temple appearance rules apply. That means watch the fuck out.*

Yemaya was once the goddess of all oceans, all bodies of water big and small. But she was more than that, too. She was the queen of love and the bringer of life. But, eventually, her people died off, her temples crumbled, and she was forgotten by all except her dear friend, the goddess Eileithyia, who wished every day that her old friend could someday come back from the land of the forgotten.

Now that Yemaya has re-ascended into the Halls, she will have a lot of work to do to make certain nobody ever forgets her name again. She's an unlikely candidate to claim the throne, but she would work tirelessly for her good friend Eileithyia, should she desire such a burden.
What goes up...

## AI Description

You have been struck with and survived the dreaded *Reverse Gravity* Spell. Well, you fared better than Albert II, the first earth mammal to reach space alive. He was a rhesus monkey, in case you're wondering. He went up just fine. He didn't stick the landing.

**Reward:** You can now tell people you're more durable than a monkey named Albert.
Tally

Tally is the first Bopca Protector encountered by Carl and Donut. He is described by Carl as a furry creature, barely taller than the counter, with brown hair with an odd greenish tinge. His face is quite hairy, such that Carl can only see his black eyes and veiny bulbous nose. He complains about the crawl opening early, but seems pleased to be asked to make what he would like for Carl to eat.

He tells Carl that when the first floor collapses, he will move to a random floor until he is no longer needed, and advises them to purchase accessories for their personal spaces as soon as they can.
Remex

In this iteration of the Dungeon, Remex is the first husband of Miss Quill.

He calls himself a "tenner", implying he made it to the tenth floor. He also tells Carl it is a good thing to die on floor three and not go further down.

Later Carl learned that Remex was an infamous user of the Zerzura Spell, using the spell to transport this army down each floor with him. This strategy ultimately lead to his ruin when it unexpectedly moved his army from the sixth to the ninth floor. Afterwards he devoted himself to trying to free his son, the exit deal he made was so impressive it was studied by legal students.

He was killed by an orc years ago. He was turned into a level one Soul Leach Capacitor by Miss Quill after dying, became a bereft minion after Quill died. In life he was a dark cleric.
Santero

## Description

A necro cleric class. Has a lot of healing and protection skills.

## Real world basis for earth class

**Santería** (Spanish pronunciation: [san̪.t̪eˈɾi.a]), is a religion that developed in Cuba during the late 19th century.

Practitioners venerate the *oricha* at altars, either in the home or in the *casa* (temple), which is run by a *santero* (priest) or *santera* (priestess).
Puddle Jumper

Puddle Jumper is a teleportation spell obtained by Donut on Floor 1.

## Description

**Cost**: 20 mana

**Target**: surface within line of sight (total distance limited by spell level)

**Duration**: Instant teleportation after a casting delay of 10 seconds

**Cooldown**: 5 hours

Allows the caster and up to three others to teleport onto a surface within line of sight. The maximum allowable teleport distance increases with spell level, but the exact allowable distance is hidden. If the caster tries to teleport to a location that's too far way the spell will fail to cast. Because of the delay and five-hour cooldown it is not a practical spell for combat. Makes a popping sound when the teleport happens.

**Level 5 Upgrade**: Casting delay is reduced to 2 seconds. Direct line of sight to the landing surface no longer required, allowing for teleportation to higher elevations.
You call that a trap?

## AI Description

A mob has been injured because of something you purposely left lying around the dungeon. From scattered Legos to spiked pits to buckets of flesh-devouring Skinner Ants to dimensional rifts that instantly boil all the blood in one's body, the art of trapmaking has a celebrated and storied history in the annals of *Dungeon Crawler World*.

So if you're going to do it, you better do it right. Whatever it was that gave you this achievement, it was probably something stupid. This will help you make the next trap more... exciting.

Remember, if you don't make it titillating, we will.

**Reward:** You've received a Gold Sapper's Box!
Zev

She is is Borant Corporation Assistant Communications Representative and Dungeon Admin. She is also the PR Agent to Royal Court of Princess Donut.

## Relationships

She and Donut are friends, bonding over their shared interest in earth television. Later on she helped smuggle Valtey secret agents for the Borant Emancipation Front.

## History

Whilst on earth she watched considerable amounts of TV particularly Gossip Girl even going as far as writing fan fiction about it.

She got in trouble for warning Carl about the rage elemental, her sanction was eventually appealed but she remained under suspicion.

Following a "personal tragedy" she took a short vacation to a reeducation camp, during that time she was replaced by Loita as the Royal Court of Princess Donut's PR agent and Zev was demoted to social media manager. It's implied that they killed her mother and aunts in order to force her to join the Bloom.
You Can't Fight City Hall

Carl discovered a city boss, Ringmaster Grimaldi.

## Description

*But you can sure die trying.*

You have discovered a city boss!

That's right. Let me say that again for the assholes in the back.

A.

CITY.

FUCKING.

BOSS.

Welp. If you gonna go, you might as well do it with style.

Just an FYI. As of this moment in the current season of *Dungeon Crawler World*, not a single Crawler has faced a city boss and survived. And for good reason. Only a complete moron would voluntarily put themselves in a situation where they had to fight one of the most powerful monsters on the level.

*Reward:* A lot of people are probably going to watch you die. That's a better prize than most of us get.
Spunky Jeffery the Enchanted Nickel Sock of the Elderly Miser

This weapon has been upgraded twice, this is a sapient weapon, this is an incremental damage weapon.

* Holds several US dollars worth of nickels
* This weapons damage increases by 1.5% of every mob it kills that is no more than ten levels below your current level, currently does 238% additional damage
* Provides +10 dex and +10% dex
* Has a 5% chance to inflict the Bonk condition
* All mobs killed by this weapon have a 20% to burst into a pile of gold coins upon death, the number of coins is equal to the value of the items in their inventory + level times 10
Upgraded Kitchen

## Description

An upgrade to the kitchen in the Royal Palace. Three cabinets are along one of the walls in the kitchen that correspond to breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They synthesize the desired dish and adapt to a crawler's tastes. Supposedly there can be a "bug" where it will start spitting out the same thing every time if you order the same dish two days in a row. Carl describes the food it makes a "not bad, but not great either. The Bopca food is better." Katia and Donut were less pleased.

Upon eating a meal, the following buff notification appears:

**“You are full! Your warm tummy increases your healing speed by 5%. It decreases debuff times by 5%. It lowers all indirect damage by 5%.”**

The buff lasts for 30 hours. It is one of the party's daily buffs.
The Reavers

The Reavers are a megacorporation and system government that live on a dyson sphere. Originally several different races that enhanced themselves with machines until the only organic part remaining was their brain. Originally related to the Nebulars.

They are capable of switching shape at will but they normally look like android soothers with plastic skin.
What big muscles you have

Carl reached 100 in his strength stat.

## Description

Your base strength is now over 100. Rawr!

Get thee to Chippendales!

*Reward:* You've received an upgrade!

*Admin message:*

You have been given a permanent upgrade. You have three choices. You have three minutes to pick. Choose wisely. Your choices are:

* Swole - From not on, every one point of Strength you add as a result of a level-up stat is actually two points. This is not retroactive, nor does it apply to equipment-based upgrades.
* Prison Bitch - You have an addition 20% strength bonus when fighting hand-to-hand with someone whose base strength is lower than yours.
* Stepson - All kicks and foot-based attacks have an automatic 15% chance to inflict Ouch per hit.
The Hunting Grounds

The Hunting Grounds is the arena used for the sixth floor.

It is about 400km going north to south and 300km going east to west. It has a river going through it that's around 500km long.

## Inhabitants

* Bugbears
* Funeral bells
* High elves
* Dryad
* Ursine

### Mobs

* Mongoliensis
* Bambiraptor
* Jericho bush
* Skewerbell
* Death monkeys
* Night Weasel
* Whipcrackers
* Drillbeaks
* Shambling Berserkers
* Glamoured Fragment
* Odious blossom

NPC's

* Prudence
* Randy
* Todd
* Kiwi
* Ferdinand

### Tsarina's group

* Tsarina Signet
* Nadine
* Edgar
* Clint
* Holger
* Areson the Wise

### Bosses

* Claude Sludgington the Fourth
* Viscount Fog
* Sierra
* Odious Creepers
* Big Tina
* Queen Imogen

### Settlements

* Zockau
* Point Mongo
* Al a carta
* Ferdinand Peak
* Nipton
* Prepotente town number 4
* Prepotente town number 7
* Medium dryad settlement
* The high-elf castle

## Introductory Announcement

> *Hello, Crawlers!*
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> *We currently have 360 hunters on deck, and they’re raring to go. In a little less than 28 hours, they will be unleashed and will begin hunting you for your gear. Due to recent events, we are keeping registration open until the very last moment, and we expect that number of participants to double or even triple by the time they are released! But be warned! Some of these hunters have been here for weeks now, and even though they’re currently sequestered, their minions and traps are still out there and waiting for you. A few of you have already found this out the hard way!*
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> *We’ll have more information about the hunt after the next recap message, but I wanted to thank you all for your participation. I know that last floor was tough, and we did lose a few more crawlers than we anticipated. We will all have to work together to make sure your incompetence doesn’t continue.*
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That's not how you use arrows, dumbass

Carl stabbed Vrah with the Arrow of Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea. He received a skyfowl upgrade patch as a reward.

## Description

You took an arrow, and you physically stabbed someone with it. That's something a kid who eats glue would do. You know I'm pretty sure you have a bow in your inventory.

*Reward:* You've received a Gold Ranged Weapon Box.
Show Must Go On

## AI Description

**New Quest. The Show Must Go On.**

You've discovered the remnants of an ancient circus. Hundreds of years after the toxic cloud that devastated the Over City, this traveling circus endures. But instead of joy and laughter and cotton candy, it now delivers devastation and pain. Their cotton candy is probably really gross by now, too. Find out why this circus still exists and put an end to its reign of terror.

***Reward**:* You will receive a Gold Quest Box.
Zerzura

## Description

This spell transfers a town or city and all the NPC's inside it to a random location one floor down (on the Scolopendra Levels, it skips to the next Scolopendra Level). It has a five-minute cast, and can only be used at the end of a floor. When the town lands, it kills everything it lands on, which is immediately respawned as a Child of Inpewt. The Children actively hunt everyone in the town and the caster until they are all dead. Any townspeople killed also turn into Children.

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Scroll of Upgrade

Warning: This item has a short shelf life.

Maybe it’s not as good as getting something new, but sometimes it’s better to just take something you’re already comfortable with and improve upon it. Kind of like buying your girl new tits.

Once you read this scroll, one, random, currently-equipped item will receive an upgrade. That upgrade could be small. It could be huge. But since this item has a short shelf life, you gotta do it now or forever hold your peace.
Yarilo

Yarilo is the god of lust. Ghazi wished for Yarilo to grant him a boon that would make Lika fall in love with him. Ghazi attempts to summon Yarilo, but instead the goddess Psamanthe (Samantha) duped him and pretended to be Yarilo. Yarilo was in attendance at the first Butcher's Masquerade and was the god who broke the peace seal. As punishment, Apito sent him to the Nothing.
The Gate of the Feral Gods

## Description

A celestial item that opens a gate from one place to another, this includes other floors but doesn't allow crawlers to travel down without using a staircase. The cost is ripping a hole in the Nothing and summon an ancient, feral god. Usually when one of those is summoned, another god comes looking for it. The gate comes in three pieces: two watches and a winding box.

When the AI created it it set of a chain reaction of checks and balances that crashed the entire system, effectively allow it to circumvent it’s own rules.

Multiple factions sue to keep this item out of Carl's hands, but they were unsuccessful.
Tsarina Signet

Tsarina Signet is an Elite that Carl first met on the third floor.

Her father is King Finian and her mother is dead following the revolution. After her sister, Princess Imogen, had taken power, Imogen attempted to eradicate all of his half blood children to solidify her claim to the throne forcing Tsarina to flee and join the circus.

She is afflicted with some unknown cursed that prevents water from touching her.

She was invited to the Butcher's Masquerade by the goddess Apito. During the ball she sacrificed herself so Carl and his fellow crawlers could escape the Butcher’s Masquerade, summoning her tattoos to attack Imogen before getting pulled into the Nothing.

## Abilities

She's a summoner but her battle squad require a blood sacrifice to power them, the more powerful the sacrifice the stronger they become. She is not allowed to kill them herself and the target has to receive a life threatening injury she attempted to use Carl for this but he managed to survive.

She has access to heirloom magic, including the level 15 Water Lily spell which can paralysis a target and puts them to sleep, the effect lasting until Tsarina cancels, if Tsarina dies the target dies too.

## Appearance

She has horns and is covered in animated tattooes.

## AI Description

Half Naiad, Half High-Elf Summoner. Level 60

This is an Elite.

The High-Elf King Finian, leader of the Liana Sector of the Hunting Grounds, was such a horny bastard, it was said he’d bedded women from over 5,000 different races during his rule. Most scholars agree this has to be an exaggeration considering King Finian’s harelip and obsession with knitting, but nonetheless, at least one of these trysts did take place, resulting in the unique combination of half Naiad, half High Elf. Considering the Naiad Confederacy’s tendency to drown outsiders and the High Elves’ inclination to hunt down and murder any mongrel child of the late king, Signet here has probably had a tough life. Maybe that’s why she ran away and joined the circus.

**WARNING**: This is a fairy-class NPC. Creatures of this class inflict 20% more damage against you due to your goblin pass.
Self-Immolation

## Description

**Cost**: Nothing. Requires to be in Emberus' good graces to cast.

**Target**: Self Only

**Duration**: Instantaneous. Fire burst lasts up to three seconds, which is complete overkill with this stuff.

**Cooldown**: Once a day. Resets with the obeisance countdown.

Casts a non-static sphere of *Sheol Fire* around the caster with a 1-foot buffer from all body parts of caster. Fire expands in a distance of .15 meters level level until it reaches level 15, at which time the distance increases exponentially and may be controlled.

At level 10, the fire will expand in a sphere 1.5 meters around your body. That's up, down, left, and right. So you might want to be careful where you are when you cast this.

What is Sheol Fire? You know how when you were a kid, you'd take a lighter and pass your finger over the flame really fast, and it wouldn't hurt you? Don't try that with this stuff. It's fire with rabies. Wood instantly turns to ash. Rock to lava. Flesh... well. Just be careful. Or don't, if you're looking to go out with some char-scented gusto.
Everautumn mutation

a mutation that causes the leaves of the tree to discolor into red, yellow and orange year round as if it is always autumn. The mutation is less dangerous to trees but the discoloration does mean it grows slower. Both mutations can be found in nearly all trees at random. Though selective breeding could procreate them as well (with a lot of effort).
Torn Book Page

## Description

This piece of paper was mercilessly ripped from a perfectly-innocent book. Anybody who thinks to mutilate books in such a manner is obviously a terrible person. I mean, one minute this book is sitting there, minding its own business, and suddenly… BAM! It’s torn away from its home. And even if it gets returned, you can’t just repair that sort of thing. It’s irreparably harmed. Anybody who would do that is a real jerk. It’s a lot like what we did to you guys.

Anyway, this slip of old paper appears to be an extract of a cleric’s journal. One side is half of a terrible love poem for his aunt. The other is something about ghosts. Fucking clerics. What a bunch of nerds. Am I right?
The Hoarder

## Description

Level 7 Neighborhood Boss!

Trapped in her pile of rubbish, abandoned by society, the war inside her head has seeped out of her mind and infected both her body and her surroundings. Now nothing more than a garbage troll, the Hoarder is a horrific reminder of what can happen to those who fall out of the light! Protected by her minions, she’ll do anything to keep her precious stockpile safe
The Ball of Swine

## AI Description

**Level 15 Borough Boss!**

Also known as the Porkchop Express, the Ball of Swine is one of the rarest, most deadly battle formations of the Tuskling. Encompassing at least 30 Tuskling knights and their lady loves, a Ball formation requires a specific set of circumstances to create. Combine a gathering of Tuskling aristocracy, add an alcohol-fueled, sexually-charged orgy of war lust, and sometimes, just sometimes, the wild, ancient battle magic that permeates their war-torn world casts the spell, forming the ball. The Tusklings, the ruling class of the Orcish Supremacy, shape into an inseparable sphere that rolls onto the countryside. The ball of pork won’t stop its night of terror until it has crushed the poor, the weak, and the lesser citizens under its unstoppable weight.

Plucked directly from a Tuskling High Caucus moments after it formed, this particular ball has been transferred here to this dungeon for your entertainment, ladies and gentlemen. The magic of the ball won’t allow them to stop until every last drop of Crawler blood is squeezed right out of their human bodies!
Shatter

Shatter is an enchantment effect that disarms attackers.

## AI Description

Any attack that lands upon the object imbued with this enchantment has a 1.5% chance to disarm the opponent. If the opponent is disarmed, there is a 90% chance the item will drop to the ground, a 5% chance the weapon will break, and a 5% chance the weapon will be immediately transferred to your inventory.
Yvette

Daughter of Maggie My and Frank Q. Advised by their game guide to kill other players, but refuses, even as her parents stalk and kill eight, including Rebecca W.

Injured when Frank Q takes a lit stick of dynamite from a booby-tapped rat corpse left by Carl. Strangled to death by Maggie My. It was later revealed that she was using the Enchanted Night Wyrm’s Ring of Divine Suffering when she was injured which made it impossible to heal her wounds.

## Relationships

She didn't get on well with her parents and was running away from home when the dungeon was created.
The Ivory Embassy

"Stone of bliss, come for a kiss."

> *"Now that, is how gods work Astella."* Wyn to Astella, circa 0AA.
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## Overview

Appalled by the state of I'Iro's and Astella's venture upon Mount Divinus, Wyn took it upon herself to show them how Gods should be viewed.

## Beginnings

> *"Wyn snapped her fingers and where she walked the stone turned to marble and formed a pathway. When the pathway hit the area she had deemed worthy for herself, the land began to grow. Long curved arches, pillars of marble, overhangs and stairs began to etch themselves into the mass. More walkways were formed, with fountains of Astella and Ze'kelia popping up as water features amidst gardens of flowers so majestic and beautiful the wind cried as it blew through them.*
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> *She walked upon the growing steps to where the true building began to form as a long temple, held up by pillars and a roof with golden veins. The area inside was enormous and a second floor was in the process of arranging itself when Wyn stepped within. Right in the center of the entrance rose a statue of Wyn, standing above the dead creature she had slain. Wyn paused to gaze upon her sheer majesty. She cracked a smirk and walked on, filling the walls as she went with reliefs telling the story of her life so far. Embellished and grand, she left a great deal more to be filled as the rest of the rooms came to be."*
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Vampire

Vampires are a race that are required to drink large amounts of blood to survive. If a crawler is infected by vampirism and makes it to a staircase the infection becomes permanent and they gain a title.

## Features

They can gain a wide variety of spells and abilities including the ability to fly and change shape. They also get enhanced intelligence and strength.
The Syndicate Council

The Syndicate Council is the organisation that governs the universe and created the crawl. It's membership consists of many of the most powerful governments in the universe and it has an extensive legal system. It is lead a gleener named by prime minister Glory.

There is a syndicate sub committee that is responsible for all matters related to Dungeon Crawler World.

A syndicate standard day is approximately 30 hours 17.5 second.
Labyrinth Mushrooms

Growing at a height between two and four meters on various trees, Labyrinth Mushrooms are capable of reading the minds of unsuspecting passersby’s. Generally they are looking for memories of more fertile places. Should a creature be found that often passes through such areas it will release its spores to cling on the creature and thus reproduce.
Protective Shell

Protective Shell is a protection spell that creates a sphere around the caster, which repels enemies and blocks their physical attacks.

## AI Description

Picture yourself in high school. Now picture all the girls who would never get anywhere near you. It’s kind of like that, but on purpose.

**Cost**: This is an item-based spell. This spell does not require mana to cast. If you unequip the associated item, you will lose access to this spell. The cooldown will not reset.

**Target**: a 3-meter radius sphere centered around the right hand of caster + 50 centimeters of radius per level of Intelligence. (Current radius: 4.5 meters)

**Duration**: 5 seconds + 1 second per level of spell. (Current Duration: 20 seconds.) Requires 30-hour cooldown.

A favorite of frontline tanks and castle guards, the expensive and rare Protective Shell spell shields the caster and anyone within the sphere from a mob’s physical presence or physical attacks. This spell does not protect against magic or against non-corporeal entities. Unlike the more popular Shield spell, this spell does not move with you. This spell’s area of effect remains static once cast, unimpeded by your physical surroundings. So if you use this spell only when you really, really need it, you’re probably only delaying the inevitable by a few seconds.
You're the reason why daddy drinks

Carl stepped on and smushed at least 50 gerbils after relenting to the System AI's want for him to squish things with his bare feet.

## Description

You have, for an unspecified reason, raised the ire of the System AI. You have corrected the issue, and everything is back to normal. The acceleration action has been suspended. This time.

Good boy.

*Reward:* You've received a Gold Makeup Sex is the Best Sex Box.
Vorpal

If something is Vorpal it means it's be deputised by the gods acting as celestial guards.

They're attracted to demons, the closer they get the stronger and angrier they become, they can sense where demons are and draw their aggro. They eventually return to the celestial world if they've been feed demon blood. If they think their going to loose a fight they'll explode.
Toraline

Toraline is a root vegitable that only grows on volcanic soil, it was given to Carl by the Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network as one of his benefactor boxes.

## Uses

* A special ink for creating scrolls
* Creating a healing potion for lava rock monsters
* As a phase potion so people can easily pass through lava rock
Sex Pervert

Carl pierced himself with the Enchanted Nipple Ring of the Defiler while trying to convince Donut it wasn't weird and wouldn't make her a "whore".

## Description

A nipple ring? Really? The next thing you know, you'll be waxing your perineum and attending those parties where you have to put your keys in a bowl. You'll have to grow out your sideburns, buy a Trans Am, and you'll no longer be able to make eye contact with your child's orthodontist.

*Reward:* Whores don't get rewards.
Prizefighter

## AI Description

This exclusive class is only available to crawlers who have obtained a Level five in the Pugilism skill.

This is a Monk subclass.

Sweaty, half-naked men circling each other in a ring, turning their faces into raw pulp as the crowd roars. The people in this audience don’t care who is fighting who, as long as one of them ends up a crumpled, bloody heap on the mat before the night is done. Prizefighters don’t do it for the glory, or for honor. They do it to put food on the table. It’s nothing personal.

Prizefighters receive the following benefits:

* +5 to Constitution
* +2 to Strength.
* -2 to Intelligence
* -2 to Charisma
* +3 to the Pugilism Skill
* +1 to the Unarmed Combat Skill
* +1 to the Iron Punch Skill
* +5 to the Knockout Skill
* +(1 x Floor Number) gold for every mob killed with a punch.
* Unlocks higher-tier Pugilism Skill benefit

This is an Earth Class. As an incentive to choose an Earth Class, you will receive a Silver Earth Box upon choosing this class.
Valtay

The Corporation that installs gondii into people's bodies upon death. They were Carl's first sponsor, this ended after the Borant Corporation stopped running the crawl.

They were a major beneficiary of Borant Corporation's bankruptcy, gaining a 51% stake in the company and taking over Dungeon Crawler World.

After taking over they wanted to remove the top ten crawlers and replace them with people they've picked.
Quan Ch

The only Crawler to open the upgraded Celestial Quest Box from The Fools Who Broke the Glass quest before Borant used their single crawl veto to stop the upgrade.

Attempted to kill Orthrus during the Get Orthrus Quest, ended up fighting Carl and getting his left arm torn off before he could escape.

On the eigth floor he failed to get a key to the staircase so tried to steal one from Donut and Sister Ines, he succeeded but the stairwell down was blocked by Tserendolgor giving Carl time to catch up. The three of them fought one another eventually resulting in his death. By the time he died he had gained over sixty player killer skulls, Donut got credit for the kill.

## Gear

* He has a celestial tier robe that allow him to fly, cast the shield spell at level fifteen and launch a lightning attack.
* He had three rings on his left hand which he lost when his arm got severed.
	+ One ring of +2 strength
	+ Rockard’s ring of sniping
	+ A sappy gold ring with the text "for daddy" inscribbed into it

* A sock filled with nickels
* An enchanted chainsaw
* A decapitation bowler hat
* Five million gold coins
Ultra-Stabilized, Size-adjustable, race-adjustable alleviating sleep apparatus

## Description

This is a bed upgrade in the party's personal space. It allows for a full rest after a period of only two hours of sleep. Imparts 30 hours of Good Rest bonus. It cost 250,000 Gold but was obtained by the Royal Court with an upgrade coupon.

The Good Rest bonus adds 10% to all stats and allows for 10% higher experience and skill training. It is one of the party's daily buffs. The buff won't show properly in the crawlers menus as buffs, this has been a persistent bug for several seasons. They can however see it directly on the effected stats. Doughnut uses this to her advantage by learning spells she otherwise wouldn't have the spell points to cast.
Three Cheers for Slaughter

Carl killed three neighborhood bosses with his Wisp Armor.

## Description

You killed three boss monsters with the same attack! I'm starting to think your survival so far isn't just a fluke. You're either scary good at this, or you're just one luck mo-fo. Either way, holy shit. Good job.

*Reward:* You've received a Platinum Big Daddy Box!
Soul Reaper

## AI Description

Yeah, baby. Now we’re talking.

For every creature you kill with a melee attack, the Scavenger’s Daughter patch is charged with the essence of the fallen. Once fully charged, you may transfer this energy to a single melee attack, which will completely drain all the essence. This attack will have varying effects depending on the nature of the essence stored.

The associated essence bar is now visible in your interface. The total amount of soul essence you may store increases each time your essence bar is topped off and then drained. In other words, the more stuff you kill, the stronger you get.

Warning: you know how asbestos is really bad for you? Like, it doesn’t hurt you immediately, but it builds up in your lungs and eventually screws you over? Actually, you know what? Just ignore this warning. Forget I said anything. Carrying corrupted essence around on your back builds character. You already have a ring that’s doing much worse to you anyway.
Sally

Sally is a former work mate of Carl's and a single mother.

Beatrice managed to get her fired after she messaged Carl asking him out for drinks, she contacted Carl's boss and claiming Sally was stalking Carl. Dick agreed to fire her in return for Tiffany sending him a picture of her boobs, this was really just a picture she found on the internet. Beatrice and her friends named this episode Operation Slut Stop.

She was used for The Reminiscence Hydra of Malicious Compliance. during the battle she had an attack that vomited out a stream of green acid.