Order of the Wonky Lashes

**The Order of the Wonky Lashes** is a group of women who have formed a pack to take down their individual enemies. Together they formed a drag adventuring party.

## The Team

### Butte

 *"Absolutely a lesbian. That is cannon, that's lore. It's an integral part of this character and this hairstyle."*

* Player: Bosco
* Race: Goliath
* Class: Paladin - Oath of Vengeance
* Background: Hermit
* Proficiency: Athletics, Religion, Intimidation, Nature,
* Abilities/Spells: Divine Sense, Lay on Hands, Bane, Hunter's Mark
* Appearance: Big blue defender of good.
* Alignment: Chaotic Good
* Equipment: Great Scythe, Priest's pack, Chain Mail, Holy Symbol, Scroll case, Winter blanket, Reliquary, 5gld.
* Feature: Great Weapon Fighter

Butte had been a farmer living with her wife, and a devotee of a local religion. After her wife died at the hand of a fiend, she learned that her church leaders were lying. They were actually all demons under a false idol. Drawing strength from an unknown divine source, she rededicated herself to defeating the demons. Her holy symbol is a pair of scythes crossed over each other, and she keeps a lock of her wife's hair as a relic.

### Glamdalf

*“So I can get up early and draw dicks on everyone’s face?”*

* Player: Irene Dubois
* Race: Eladrin
* Class: Warlock, Fiend Patron, Pact of the Chain (Imp familiar)
* Background: Selesnya Initiate
* Proficiency: Animal Handling, Deception, Nature,
* Languages: Sylvan
* Abilities/Spells: Mask of Many Faces, Burning Hands, Command, Blindness/Deafness, Scorching Ray, Fireball, Stinking Cloud
* Alignment: True Neutral
* Equipment: Mace with blunted spikes, Crystal arcane focus, Scholar's pack, leather armor, two daggers, bladed rings (brass knuckles), Theremin, Selesynian Insignia, 5gld and an Azorius coin

Raised as part of the Selesnya Conclave in Ravnica, her family focused on defensive magic. She wanted to learn offensive and so formed a pact with a demon, who had ties with the Cult of Rakdos. They may even have been Rakdos. However, she has realized this may have been a bad choice. She wants to break this pact, but can't do it herself, so is seeking someone to break it for her.

### Pyrys

*"An evil dumb bitch."*

* Player: Londyn Bradshaw
* Race: Changeling
* Class: Rogue, Arcane Trickster
* Background: Urban Bounty Hunter
* Proficiency: Stealth, acrobatics, athleticism, investigation, deception, intimidation, persuasion, stealth, sleight of hand, Thieves' Tools, Dice
* Alignment: Chaotic Evil
* Languages: Elvish, Infernal
* Equipment: Short Sword, Short Bow, Two Daggers, Burglar's Pack, Fine Clothes.

Grew up in a big city, and fell in with a bad crowd at school. She was caught when they got away. Now she tries to take down thieves in the city. Lately she has been interacting with high society, although doesn't completely fit in.

## Behind the Queens

* These characters were designed as part of a live stream on Twitch in September 2020.
* This is the second time there has been a character creation episode. The first was bonus episode eighteen, Secretly Hot, in which the cast created the Eurythmatics. Londyn is the only performer who appeared in both. In that one, she wanted a rogue, but Arson Nicki beat her to it with a Changeling Rogue.