Forescore Jones

## Forescore Jiggity Jones

Hunter... *of the undead*.

## Biography

Forescore Jones is a hunter... of the Un-dead. Not to be confused with the non-dead. He hunts zombies, vampires, werewolves, mummies, zombies, succubi and even **Damn Dirty Apes**.

He's a big, brawny, bald, blue alien guy. He wears a red and yellow tank top with FJ embroidered on the front of it (for Forescore Jones).

He carries a stylized red handgun with yellow fins on it, which seems capable of firing two types of ammunition: live rounds which are powerful enough to punch holes clean through peoples' fucking heads, and tranquilizer darts. It seems to change between these at random, however Forescore always seems to know what sort of round it's going to fire. When firing the tranquilizer he'll often shoot his targets full of darts.

He generally sucks at his job, often overlooking more obviously sinister characters to pursue and attack bystanders and making baseless assumptions of their undeadedness.

Forescore first appeared in the episode Resident Treevil, where he was prompted to Space Tree's ship by the news that Space Tree had recently come back from the dead. He spent the rest of the episode fruitlessly trying to lure Space Tree into revealing that he was some sort of undead abomination, which generally being a menace to everyone he encountered in the process, often inflicting more harm on people than his undead hunting is intended to prevent.

Forescore Jones starred into two of the Space Tree special episodes, Forescore Jones: Undercover and Forescore Jones: Xmas.

In the commentary track for Resident Treevil Forescore reveals that his full name is Forescore Jiggity Jones... Or maybe that's just a name he likes to call himself.

He hosted his own TV show called Zombie Action Patrol (ZAP), which there's a cut away to in Allon's Crib.

## Forescore Jones: Zombie Hunter

After the end of the Space Tree series, Forescore would go on to star in his own Spinoff series Forescore Jones: Zombie Hunter, which consisted of 3 episodes: Forescore Jones vs. Baldness, Forescore Jones vs. Lunch and Forescore Jones vs. Hitler. The series was animated by Matt Czap with voices by Ed Atlin. This was a spin-off series commissioned by Keentoons to promote the delivery of their content via SPLASTK; a media distribution platform that included paid advertisements. At least one episode was released on this platform in late 2007, however Keentoons pulled the plug on SPLASTK shortly after making all episodes of the spinoff unavailable. Almost 6 years later in 2013, Ed Atlin uploaded these episodes to the Space Tree YouTube Channel, finally giving the world the chance to see them.

## Memorable Quotes

* "I'm sorry kid, you don't have the magic in you... \*whisper\* and you never did \*pushes Commander X down and starts shooting him\* - Resident Treevil

* "\*Singing\* If you're a werewolf and you know it claps your hands!" - Resident Treevil

* "Question one! If I have 3 apples and I add 5 apples, then divide by 2 apples, add 17 apples, subtract 10 apples, and finally add 3- AND A HALF apples: How many GOD-DAMN apples would I, Forescore Jones have at that time?!" - Forescore Jones: Undercover

* "We're gonna buy some stamps today, we're gonna buy some stamps!" - Forescore Jones: Undercover

* "Wait, I don't remember thinking that! But then again, thought bubbles don't lie." - Panic Broom (easter egg)