The Land before Time: The Big Birthday Blow-up

In this episode, Littlefoot and Petrie tour the real world, while the rest of the Land Before Time cast of characters prepares a surprise party for Littlefoot.

* Enjoy the preview!

## note

* This is a parody of Sponge bob's big birthday blowout.

## Synopsis

### Act 1 (254)

In Encino, California, Pinch picker the Pirate is struggling to start his boat. He tells the audience that he has a present to deliver to Littlefoot on his birthday. Polly tells Pinch that the boat is out of gas, but is ignored. Polly triggers the boat's airbags, causing Pinch to be launched out of the car into his garage. He decides to walk instead and follows the direction of the wind with a sail on his hand.

Down in the Great Valley, Littlefoot is woken up by Spike's lick and sees Ruby singing him a happy birthday. He opens Ruby's present to see a jellyfish net made out of leaves and sticks. Littlefoot loves it and plays with it, causing bits of leaves to fly across the room, and some it even into Mr 3-horn's leaves. At Chomper's house, we see that Skem, Tippy, Ruby, Spike, Chomper, Leonard, Doc, and the others (even Red claw, fast-biters) are planning a surprise party for Littlefoot. Cera struggles to remind Petrie of his duty, though he continually forgets until he is alerted by a ring on his watch and finally remembers his role. Everyone is shocked at his sudden recollection, though Skem remarks that idiots have their day.

Skem shrinks and hops into Petrie's backpack as he is about to pick up Littlefoot for the tour that is heading towards Jurassic World Land. Skem grabs the keys to Littlefoot's house. The crew then moves all of his stuff to Mr Three-horn's house. Cera forces Pterano to help out with the decorations. He gladly agrees. Mr. three horn then assigns Old Stomper to be the lookout. Meanwhile, Ralph is driving to the destination, and he gives Littlefoot a birthday hat, while also telling the tourists the rules.

It turns out that in order to get to Jurassic World Land, they need to get a lift from the French Narrator Dinosaur rangers, which instantly makes Petrie want to get to a rest stop. The submarine ends up tilting David Hasselhoff's boat right over. Everyone on the tour bus says goodbye to the French Narrator Dino Ranger as they get on the beach and see some local Dinosaur and human activity.

### Act 2

Their first stop is the Beach Blanket Bean-a-saurus-go-Go. The host being Beanie Mc-Beanbag the dinosaur, Beanie asks contestants different questions and gets covered in bean slime. Petrie watches them getting covered with bean slime and cannot resist; he drives the bus all the way up to the rostrum and says "Wrong answer!" Bean slime explodes and falls into the bus, where Petrie eats all of it, and also drinks up all the water in it.

Rube drives the bus, while he and the passengers are drying up, to a beach shower, and refills the bus with water. Immediately after, the bus gets approached by a Velociraptor, which Rube calls a Veloci-dragon. As soon as it starts drinking its water, Ralph drives the bus away. Meanwhile, back at Littlefoot's house, there are arguments about the theme by which it should be decorated, until Ceras tells each one of them to decorate a part of the house: Ozzie decorates it after a *Dinosaur Man and Pterosaur Boy* theme, Skem after a torture theme, Cera after a karate theme, Mr 3-horns after a painting theme where he puts his paintings in the display, Mrs. Tria after a driving theme, and Bron opens a Dinosaur Cafe section to sell Dino Patties.

Ralph is explaining to guides the passengers through a forest, they stumble again upon the Velociraptor, which runs after the bus. Littlefoot realizes that Petrie, on the surface of the bus' water, has caught with his mouth its frisbee and does not let it go. Littlefoot makes him do so, and the Velociraptor stops to catch the frisbee. The bus tour continues as Ralph guides the tour passengers through the city.

### Act 3 (255)

Back at Littlefoot's house, the party begins as the guests come over. Things do not turn out very well at the house, as some of them break things and impatiently eat the cakes served. Despite Cera's attempts to calm the guests down, they wreak havoc and two walls of the living room fall apart.

The bus tour visits a lot of places, including a business center in which they watch a meeting partaken by business people with dinosaurs and rangers in gorilla masks, and the Trusty dino-cafe, a restaurant similar to the Krusty dino cafe as to the employees, the employer and some of its design. Also, they see the playground that's similar.

### Act 4

In the Trusty Dino-cafe, people are seen doing activities similar to the way the show's main characters they are based on doing in the Krusty Krab: Jimmyfoot (Littlefoot's real-life dinosaur counterpart) cooks, Mr. Bront (Bron's real-life counterpart) supervises him, Mr. Tri-horns (Mr 3-horn's real-life counterpart) works as the cashier and live-action Patrick orders a Dino Patty called the Dino burger. Mr. Bront takes his money and orders the Triple Dino Patty, but real-life Petrie doesn't want that. The passengers take a closer look at the kitchen, Littlefoot goes out of the bus and checks out his live-action counterpart's spatula. As the latter finishes making his Dino Patty, he mistakes Littlefoot for cheese and puts him in there. Petrie also goes out of the bus to save Littlefoot, and while doing that, he also gets a patty from the Dino Patty; the passengers start eating it. Caroline (Chomper's real-life counterpart), the one ordering the Patty, notices that the patty is missing, which leads her to angrily leave the Trusty Slab when suddenly, Mr. Chernston (Skern's real-life counterpart) breaks into the restaurant and threatens Mr. Bront with his laser zombie ray in order to get the secret formula. Caroline kicks him with her karate glove in his chest and falls down. Mr. Bront throws him in the trash outside the restaurant.

As Ralph goes on with the tour, Littlefoot tells him to press the brake; he asks him about a museum shop next to the bus. As Ralph tells him about the dangers of it, a female stranger mistakes the bus for a dinosaur diorama and puts it in the shop.

### Act 5

The bus passengers and Ralph are unable to drive away, due to the bus being placed right between two aquariums. Ralph and the passengers are then about to sing Littlefoot the Happy Birthday song, but Petrie, out of the bus, pushes it and it falls down before they even begin. As the bus leaves Jurassic World Land along with dinosaurs, pterodactyls and other creatures, even fish and sharks from museums and aquariums of the shop in it, Littlefoot says goodbye to it. Meanwhile, Pinch the Pirate, who is riding a bicycle, struggles to find a way to deliver his present to Littlefoot. He notices the Great Valley from his telescope while on the beach and uses the Can-o-Beanasaurs cannon to go there.

Littlefoot and Petrie return to the Great Valley. Ralph and the others try to sing the birthday song for Littlefoot, but are prevented by Rube sending the bus off. Littlefoot and Petrie find Old Man Walker, who was on the lookout for the party, but Littlefoot is unaware, and Petrie is too worried to realize why he is there, so they send him off. Littlefoot then goes into his home, only to find the place wrecked and the guests sleeping but tell him a surprise. Seeing this, Littlefoot is overjoyed by this while Patrick finally remembers that he was in on making the surprise party for Littlefoot and meant to tell the latter, as he yells surprise and goes to sleep too while SpongeBob thanks them. Suddenly, a birthday present falls into a patch of grass and Littlefoot opens it. It turns out the head of Pinch is inside it; he wishes Littlefoot a happy birthday and the latter thanks him with a hug. Pinch states he doesn't know what to do now. Littlefoot suggests that he sings the birthday song since he never got it during the day. Pinch agrees and he alongside Littlefoot's waking party guests sing his birthday song.

Various celebrities appear wishing Littlefoot a happy birthday while the song plays, with Littlefoot ending by wishing himself a happy birthday. Petrie then asks Littlefoot his age. As he is about to answer, it cuts to TV static, and Littlefoot plays his reed like a flute. It turns out that Littlefoot got the birthday party he deserved after all. The episode ends by showing a dedication card writing "Thank you, Don Bluth!"

### Running gags

* Ralph and the passengers try to sing the Happy Birthday song to Littlefoot, but something gets in their way of doing so.
* While preparing Littlefoot's party, Sandy says a sentence featuring the word "surprise." The other party guests say "Surprise," followed by Cera exclaiming "Not now!" and "Not yet!"
	+ When Littlefoot gets there, everyone says "Surprise," but they are tired of partying, so they want to sleep.
* Petrie forgetting to tell Littlefoot about the surprise party.

## List of party guests

* Tria
* Topsy
* Dimetrodon
* Sand creepers (e.g. Scuttle the crab)
* Hyp's dad
* Harold-a Hadrosaurus
* Swooper
* Guido
* Uncle Pterano
* Chomper
* Spike
* Tipper
* Momma Swimmer
* Loofah, Doofah and Foobie
* Tinysauruses
* Dil and Icky
* Carnotaurus
* Diggers-small dinosaurs
* Ozzie and Strut
* Ruby's oviraptor family
* Chomper's mom and dad
* Rainbow-faces
* Rhett-a young longneck
* Ali
* Dome-heads
* Baryonyx
* Belly-draggers
* Spinosaurus
* Mutt, Hyp and Nodd
* Allosaurus
* T-rexes
* Leonard-return
* Skem
* Doc and Dara and their kid Docus
* Mo
* Dimetrodon
* Sand-creepers (e.g. Scuttle the crab)
* Sharptooth swimmers
* Rinkus
* Sierra
* Trica
* Shorty
* Littlefoot's stepmother
* Tippy and her spiketail herd
* Mr Thicknose
* Skip the multituberculate mammal
* Sandy the sand-colored Deinocheirus-new
* Dome-head pack
* Fast-biters
* Kosh
* Football Baryonyx
* Archie the Archelon and his sea turtle pals
* and more

## Transcript

* *[The episode starts with Picker Van Patchy the Pirate struggling to start his boat on someone's driveway.]*
* Patchy: Oh, hi, kids! Picker Van Patchy Pirate here on a glorious day. I'm going to deliver this here very special present to Littlefoot on his birthday. That is, if I can get this blasted boat to start. *[turns the ignition with his key]* And start! *[chuckles]*
* *[Patchy's boat wouldn't start and Polly comes out of the trunk.]*
* Polly: Maybe if you remembered to fill the tank with gas...
* Patchy: Oh, Polly, you're full of gas! Get outta here!
* Polly: *[flies onto the hood]* I see the problem! *[bangs on the hood with the hammer]*
* *[The hood sent Patchy flying backwards and smashing into the garage door via airbag.]*
* Patchy: *[groaning]* Walking is better than driving anyway. I've been meaning to work on me land legs. *[pulls up his pants and reveals his wavy legs]*
* Polly: Squawk, squawk!
* Patchy: *[takes the present from the trunk and happily laughs]* Now to see which way the wind is blowing. *[sticks his finger in his mouth, holds out his hand with a sail on it, and then the wind blows the other direction]* This way! *[the wind blows Patchy down the street]* Whoa!
* Polly: *[follows Patchy while squawking]* Hard to port!
* *[Meanwhile, at the brink of dawn, Littlefoot is sleeping in his bed. Ruby is holding a birthday present for Littlefoot while sleeping. Moments later, the alarm clock goes off and Tippy yells.]*
* Tippy: Wake up!
* Ruby: *[hum in the tune of the "Happy Birthday" song] surprise!*
* Littlefoot: What? Today? My birthday? Oh, Ruby, you know I never pay attention to those sorts of things.
* *[Littlefoot hops out of his bed and streamers and confetti fly out. He blows the noise maker a couple times and laughs. He opens Ruby's present, which reveals to be a jellyfish net made out of leaves and sticks.]*
* Littlefoot: *[gasps]* Oh, wow, Ruby! Did you make me this jellyfishing net yourself?
* Ruby: *[gives Littlefoot a thumbs up]* Yep!
* *[Littlefoot swings the leaf jellyfish net around, but splashes slime all over his bedroom. Some leaves flew out his window and landed in mr 3-horn's coffee as he's getting the newspaper. Mr 3-horn sips some of his coffee, unaware of the leaves being in it. Littlefoot swings the net until it is gone.]*
* Littlefoot: Best present ever! *[hugs Spike and laughs]*
* *[Spike happily licks Littlefoot. The scene scrolls over to Petrie's house, where everyone is planning a surprise party for Littlefoot. However, due to Petrie's worries and need of concentration, everyone appears to be tired.]*
* Cera: Aw, come on, Petrie. We've been up all night. For the one millionth time, *[flips the board while she's explaining her plan]* you're going to get Littlefoot out of his house with a sight-seeing tour so we can go in and decorate it for his surprise party. *[leans in closer to Petrie's face]* Okay?! Repeat it back to me.
* Petrie: Gotcha. I'm gonna collect all the pretty eggs that I can see and repeat it back to me.
* *[Everyone groans angrily at Petrie's nature. Cera snorts in disgust just as she's about to give up. Suddenly, Petrie's alarm clock rings.]*
* Petrie: Hmm? *[looks at his clock]* Oh, would you look at the hour? It's almost time for me to take Littlefoot on that tour so you guys can decorate his house.
* Mr. Bron, Mrs. Tria, Tippy, Old Man Stomper, Ozzie, Strut, Ducky, Chomper, and Skem: *[surprised and confused]* Huh?
* Skem: Huh. I guess even a broken moron can be right once a day. *[hops into Patrick's pocket]*
* Petrie: Hey, what's the big idea?
* Skem: *[pops out of a pocket]* It's part of the plan, idiot! I jump from your shorts into Littlefoot's pocket to get his keys? Remember? *[goes back in the pocket]*
* Petrie: Okay, well, don't mess with my stuff in there. *[the scene changes to Petrie flying to Littlefoot's house while tapping his head]* Get Littlefoot on the bus. Get Littlefoot on the bus. Get Littlefoot on the bus. *[knocks on Littlefoot's front door]*
* Littlefoot: *[answers the door]* Hi, buddy.
* Petrie: Uh...*[stutters a river of saliva]*
* *[Littlefoot giggles happily and Petrie makes a creepy face while stuttering. Littlefoot blows his noise maker and Petrie makes a even creepier face while drooling. Petrie drools out a saliva bubble from his mouth. The saliva bubble floats over to Littlefoot.]*
* Littlefoot: *[gasps]* You remembered my birthday! *[ties a string on the saliva bubble to make a balloon before it pops in his face]*
* *[Petrie makes an uglier face while stuttering a river of saliva. Just then, a fish tank bus pulls over to Littlefoot's house.]*
* Littlefoot: Oh, and you got me a sight-seeing bus tour as a present!
* *[Petrie turns around while stuttering a river of saliva.]*
* Petrie: *[wakes up from his stuttering]* Huh? Oh, oh! And—and there's a secret I'm not supposed to tell you, which is...*[strains himself until his eyes pop out and fire ignites in his skull; Littlefoot gives Patrick a glass of water to put out the fire and the eyeballs grow wet; Petrie's starts acting crazy again]* Nope. I almost lost everything in the fire. Who are you? Who am I? Where are we?
* Littlefoot: I have an idea, pal. How would you like to take a little sight-seeing tour with me?
* Petrie: Wow. Thank you, kind stranger.
* *[Littlefoot closes the door and locks it with his keys. Skem peaks out from Petrie's pocket pack and crawls to the other pocket. Skem hops into Littlefoot's pack to get the keys and comes back out with them. Littlefoot and Petrie board the tour bus and drives away.]*
* Skem: Hmm? *[sees a mint on his back; he groans in disgust and pulls it off]* Ow! *[throws the mint away and chuckles]* I've got his house key! *[notices the Krusty Krab key]* Hey! This is the key to the Dino Cafe! *[giggles]* The secret formula is— *[gets stepped on by Mr. Bron]* Ow!
* Mr. Bron: *[chuckles and grabs the keys]* Nice work, Skem, and nice try. *[unlocks the door and lets Cera, Ozzie, Strut, Chomper, skem, Tippy, Ducky, and Mrs. Tria in; he then stops Old Man Walker]* Hold on there, old timer. *[carries him to the curb]* We're gonna need you as a lookout.
* Old Man Walker: What? Cookout?
* Mr. Bron: When you see Littlefoot approaching, give a holler. Can ya holler?
* *[Old Man Stomper tries to holler, but it isn't loud enough.]*
* Mr. Bron: Eh, not bad. *[slaps Old Man Stomper, but knocks his glasses off]* You just keep practicing that, tiger. *[heads into Littlefoot's house]*
* Old Man Stomper: Huh? Tiger? There's a T-rex? *[waves his walker]* Oh! *[heads to sleep]*
* Cera: *[carries Littlefoot's TV out of the house]* Come on! We need to make room inside for the party.
* Skem: *[carries Littlefoot's armchair while Mr. Bron sits on it; skem strains in pain]* I could use a little help here!
* Mr. Bron: *[holding a plant while sitting on the armchair]* Sorry, my claws are full.
* Strut: *[carries Littlefoot's sofa and hook out with Mrs. Tria; Strut groans]* Where do we put all this junk?
* Cera: Follow me. Just a little further.
* *[Meanwhile, Mr 3-horn is coming back from his early morning walk.]*
* Mr 3-horn: *[humming to the music and song Standing tough from the Land Before Time 3 from his headphones before looking in the mirror]* Ah, I sure worked up that sweat. *[a tiny drop is shown on Mr 3-horn's nose; he opens the door and all of Littlefoot's stuff fall on him]* What is Littlefoot's awful furniture doing in my house?
* Ruby: *[lassos mr 3-horn by the nose and pulls him to Littlefoot's house]* We're gussying up Littlefoot's house for his party, and something about you tells me you are quite the interior decorator.
* Mr 3-horn: Hmm? *[unties the rope off his nose]* Of course! I didn't give myself all those awards for nothing!
* *[The scene cuts to all of the decorating trophies Mr 3-horn won for himself.]*
* Cera: Yee-haw! Littlefoot's place is gonna look prettier than a country bride!
* *[The scene shows a cow waiting for her groom at a wedding in Texas. The scene then changes to the bus tour Littlefoot and Petrie are having.]*
* Littlefoot: Whoo-hoo! Oh, this is so exciting! I wonder where we're going?
* Rube: We're going to Jurassic World Land! *[pulls the lever and shows the sign on the bus saying, "Jurassic World Land"]*
* Littlefoot, Petrie, and the tourists:*[exclaiming in amazement]*
* SpongeBob: Jurassic World Land? *[screams happily]*
* Petrie: *[screams in fear]*
* Ruben: *[turns around to speak to the tourists]* Hi, everybody, and welcome to Jurassic World Land Tours! I'm your tour guide, Rube.
* Littlefoot, Petrie, and the tourists: Hi, Rube!
* Ruben: Before we drive to the amazing Jurassic World Land, I'm required to read you these tour bus rules. *[takes out a long list of rules from his hat and reads]* "Please sit in an upright position." *[Littlefoot and Petrie sit upside down and gets into an upright position]* "Absolutely no bad language!" *[Littlefoot and Petrie say Dino Word #11 as Dilophosaurus hisses and chirps are heard; they stop talking and cover their mouths]* "No horseplay!" *[Littlefoot and Petrie dance around in a horse suit and stop to sit back down]* And no digging, no dancing, no tanning, no cooking, no fencing, no drowning, no molting, no running, no trespassing, no peeking, and no balloons!" *[pops Littlefoot and Petrie balloons with a needle when they appeared]*
* Littlefoot: Aww. Not even birthday balloons?
* Ruben: *[gasps]* Oh, my goodness! Is it your birthday?
* Littlefoot: *[his cheeks blow up and pop]* Yes! *[giggles]*
* Ruben: Well, I would love for everyone to sing happy birthday to you! *[puts a party hat on Littlefoot]*
* Tourist #1: Yes!
* Littlefoot: Aww, really? That is so —
* Ruben: Not now, of course. Tour time is tight! *[hops back into his driving seat]* Whoa! *[drives the bus back onto the road; then drives up a steep cliff, which makes every fall over]* Okay, everybody, we're on Upsy Daisy Street, and ready for lift off!
* Littlefoot and Petrie: Lift off?
* *[Ruben drives the bus upward to the sign that says "Dead End." Littlefoot and Petrie breath heavily in paper bags. The bus rockets up to the human world.]*
* Ruben: Amazing!
* Littlefoot: Oh, are we there yet?
* Ruben: Almost. But we need a little boast to the surface. *[honks his horn]*
* *[The bus descends downward until a submarine-plane catches them.]*
* Littlefoot and Petrie: Yay!
* French Narrator: One Little Boast to the Surface Later... *[throws away the time card and drives the submarine up to the surface] Hello, bonjour!*
* Littlefoot, Petrie and the tourists:Ooh!
* Littlefoot: Look, it's Cera's friend, Frenchy! Oui, oui!
* Ruben: You can say that again, birthday boy. Oui, oui!
* Petrie: *[dances around while holding his wings]* Can you guys please stop saying "wee wee?" *[strains]* Gotta go! Gotta go!
* *[Up on the surface, David Hasselhoff is kayaking on the water near the dino world when the submarine knocks him over.]*
* Ruben: Wave goodbye to Frenchy, everybody!
* Littlefoot, Petrie and the tourists: Goodbye, Frenchy!
* French Dinosaur Ranger Narrator: Au revoir, my friends! *[goes back into his submarine]*
* *[Rube drives the bus off the submarine before it descends back into the dino world.]*
* David Hasselhoff: *[groans]* Ah! Tartar sauce!
* *[Ruben drives the bus out of the dino world and heads over to the beach.]*
* Ruben: Now remember, everyone, keep your arms and legs inside the bus at all times 'cause we are about to encounter a gaggle of nearly spotted beach dinos!
* *[Ruben drives the bus around the beach. They drive by a local fisherman in a raincoat.]*
* Littlefoot, Petrie and the tourists: Ooh! *[snaps photos with their cameras]*
* *[The fisherman catches what he assumed is a fish, but it turns out that he hooked his own boot. Rube drives by the fisherman and the Spinosaurus who has caught a big fish as the tour goes on. He then drives the bus past some party goers who are having a beach party. Everyone was dancing with the beat and are, having quite a blast. Rube then drives over a sleeping dino who is sunbathing. Petrie and Littlefoot are deeply amazed at what they are seeing. Petrie screams loudly.]*
* Littlefoot and Petrie: Nearly spotted beach dinosaurs!
* *[The beach goers continue to dance. Littlefoot and Petrie hover onto Rube in deep fear.]*
* Ruben: Don't worry, everyone. The beach dinos may look crazy, but they're actually peaceful creatures. Let's get a closer look.
* *[Rube drives the bus through the crowd without getting themselves stepped on. SpongeBob and Patrick continuously scream as Rube drives. Rube stops the bus in front of the stage. A man in a "Can-O Beans" costume appears on the stage.]*
* Can: Hey, kids, welcome to Beach Blanket Bean-go! *[everyone cheers; opens his lid]* And here's your host, Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur!
* Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur: *[pops out of the can and the crowd cheers wildly]* Hey! What do you want?
* Beach Goers: Beans!
* Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur: When do you want them?
* Beach Goers: Beans!
* Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur:Ha, ha!
* Beach Goers: Beans, beans, beans...!
* Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur: *[cheers]* Beans, beans, good for your heart! They make you strong, they make you smart! When I eat beans, I squeal! I eat beans with every meal! You do, too! You know you do! *[everyone cheers]* Beans, beans! *[throws beans at everyone]* Beans, beans, beans! *[throws more beans at everyone and dances around]*
* Littlefoot and Petrie: Ooh!
* Petrie: Oh, he's good.
* Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur: *[to his first contestant]* All right, you know the rules. First question: How many beans are in a 16 ounce can?
* Contestant #1: Uh? Three million?
* Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur: Sorry! Wrong answer! *[shoots bean slime from his cannon at his contestant]*
* *[The audience gasps.]*
* Contestant #1: *[short silence]* Yeah!
* *[The audience cheers.]*
* Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur: Better luck next time! And now it's time for our next contestant.
* Contestant #2: *[giggles]* Hi!
* Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur:What is your favorite kind of bean?
* Contestant #2: Um... strawberry beans?
* Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur: Is the correct answer! *[shoots bean slime from his cannon at his contestant]*
* Contestant #2: Ooh! Yay!
* *[The audience cheers. Petrie starts to take a liking to beans and his mouth waters.]*
* Petrie: So many beans! *[presses his face against the glass and whimpers]*
* Littlefoot: Uh-oh.
* *[Petrie could not resist and rushes over to the driver's seat.]*
* Ruben: *[gets pushed aside by Petrie]* Whoa!
* Petrie: Must have beans! *[begins to drive wildly like a mad animal]*
* Littlefoot, Ruben, and the tourists: Whoa! Uh-oh!
* Petrie: Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans!
* Beach Goers: Whoa! *[feels Petrie running over their toes]*
* Ruben: Stop! *[screams]*
* *[Petrie drives through the audience, skids over a man's back and flies over to the stage's microphone.]*
* Petrie: *[jumps out of the bus]* Wrong answer! *[falls back in]*
* *[Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur fires bean slime from his cannon at the bus, which completely fills up with beans. Petrie gobbles up all of the beans, but in doing so, drinks all of the water as well. Soon, everyone on the bus is drying up because of Petrie's arrogant actions. After eating the beans, Petrie sits down and is almost dried up.]*
* Littlefoot: Petrie! You ate all the water!
* Petrie: It's not my fault. The water got in the way!
* Ruben: Passengers, do not panic! We can get water right over there. *[points to a beach shower and drives off the stage]*
* *[Several beach goers are standing in line to clean the sand off. One man does some reflexes while cleaning himself. Then he picks up his beach toys and skips away. Then a woman takes a turn, only to clean the sand off her kickboard. Littlefoot, Petrie, Ruben and the other tourists wait patiently in line.]*
* Female Beach Goer: *[finishes cleaning the sand off her kickboard]* Okay. Perfect! *[picks up her towel and leaves]*
* *[Then a tall man gets a turn at the beach shower. He cleans himself for a bit and leaves. Then it was Littlefoot, Petrie, Rube and the other tourists' turn. The shower fills the bus with water and everyone can breathe again.]*
* Ruben: Ah! And we're back!
* Littlefoot: Yeesh, I thought this was my birthday, not my death day! *[laughs as Petrie makes a scared look on his face]* I'm sorry, Petrie. I was just kidding.
* *[Petrie screams as a big, white, fluffy velociraptor approaches. Everyone on the bus panics upon seeing the dino-dog for the first time.]*
* Littlefoot: Oh! What am I looking at?!
* Rube: You're looking at an amazing creature that is just as afraid as you are of it.
* Littlefoot and Petrie: *[peeking out from someone's pants]* I doubt it!
* Rube: I'm telling ya, that is a blue feathered northwestern pie-raptor. So calm down, guys. It mostly eats pies. *[sees the dino drinking the water from the bus]* I was wrong! It's gonna eat us! Run!
* *[Everyone panics and Rube drives the bus to get as far away from the dino as he can.]*
* Dino Walker: *[gets pulled by the dino]* Whoa!
* *[Meanwhile, back at Littlefoot's house, Old Man Stomper continues relaxing. But inside, things are going out of hand when everyone is making constant arguments about decorating the house. Cera is not overly thrilled with their childish behavior because everyone is acting like spoiled and immature children.]*
* Mr. Bron: I should be decorating! No one here knows diddly about Littlefoot! *[continuously yells at everyone]*
* Mr 3-horn: I know more about Littlefoot than I care to! So I should decorate.
* Mrs. Tria: *[holds up a broken steering wheel]* Have you ever taught him to drive?!
* Skem: *[holds up a ray gun]* Have you ever tried to annihilate him?!
* *[Everyone continues to bicker.]*
* Cera: Now hold your horses! Seems like everyone has their own ideas about how to decorate for Littlefoot.
* Mr. Bron, Mr 3-horn, Mrs. Tria, Ducky, Skem, Tippy, Chomper, Strut, and Ozzie:*[stop fighting]* Surprise!
* Cera: Not now!
* Mr. Bron: Well, since Littlefoot works for me, I know he'd like *[holds up Dino Patty decorations]* a Dinosaur Cafe theme!
* Skem: Working for you means he's a masochist. So, a torture theme is the way to go. *[squeezes his head with a squeeze wrench, but his eyeglass case pops out of his sack and hits his head in the process]* Ow!
* *[The doorbell rings and Mr 3-horn answers it. Mrs. Tria comes in with a Jurassic park jeep.]*
* Mrs. Tria: A Jurassic world, Denver the last dinosaur and driving theme is what Littlefoot would love. *[opens the hood and reveals party food inside]*
* Mr 3-horn: *[takes a chip and sniffs it]* Hmm. Unleaded. *[throws the chip away]*
* Ozzie: *[leans in closer to Squidward's face]* You're all lame! The theme has got to be Dinosaur Man or nada. *[dresses himself up as Dinosaur Man, but loses the scallop mask and his pants rip, revealing Dirty dino underwear]*
* Mr 3-horn: *[removes the scallop mask from his face and holds up a picture of himself and his clarinet]* I'm obviously his idol. A theme based on me is the only —
* Cera: Everybody hog-tie your lips and listen up! *[stomps the floor really hard and sends Skem flying upward before coming back down]* Since we all know what Littlefoot likes best, how about each of us gets to decorate one section of the house? *[sighs angrily and divides the living room into different sections with a red chalk]*
* Mr. Bron, Mr 3-horn, Mrs. Tria, Ducky, Skem, Tippy, Chomper, Strut, and Ozzie: *[calm down]* Oh!
* *[Cera draws onto spike's back and a turtle's shell while dividing the house. the turtle wakes up and sees his shell drawn from the chalk. Spike grunts in annoyance and stomps away, leaving a gap in the middle of the floor. The scene changes to mr 3-horn decorating one section of the house with his paintings and Ceras decorates one section with things based on karate.]*
* Cera: Hiya! *[kicks the punching bag, which knocks mr. bron over]* Oh. Sorry, sir.
* Mr Bron: *[mumbles]* Hmm. Sorry, sir...*[slips on a puddle of black paint and bumps into Ozzie, ruining his Dinosaur Man themed birthday cake]*
* Ozzie: *[growls]* Behold my super beak power! *[grabs mr 3-horn and pecks his beak]*
* Mr 3-horn: No, no, no!
* *[mr 3-horn gives into the beak's stench and shakes off the stinkweed. He slithers over to Mrs. Tria's boating themed section.]*
* Mrs. Tria: Ew! *[pushes 3-horn out with her stop sign]* Will you kindly keep your dinosaur face on your side of the line?!
* Mr. Bron: Ha! You tell him, sweetheart. *[gently pats Mrs. Tria's back, but she puffs up]* Whoa! *[crashes on a Krusty Krab table]* That hurt-erer.
* Skem: *[laughs]* Oh, yeah, looks like the Party Wars are just beginning. *[eats some popcorn and laughs]*
* *[skem jumps on the spike chair and gets pricked. Skem screams in pain and flies onto Cera's face.]*
* Cera: Eew! *[wipes Skem off her head]*
* *[Plankton flies onto Mr. Brons' right foot, which some food falls off. Mr. Bron growls in anger, picks up his tail and flings skem into a plate of gelatin.]*
* Mr. Bron: *[growls]* You did that on purpose.
* Cera: Aw! Tell it to your Aunt Chovy!
* Old Man Stomper: *[comes in between Cera and Mr. Bron]* Well, I need to use the little boy's room.
* Mrs. Tria: Oh, yes! What I need is you! *[picks up Old Man Stomper]*
* Old Man Stomper: Oh, just — wait a minute, lady!
* Mrs. Tria: *[sets Old Man Walker down]* Now my "Pedestrians Have The Right Of Way" display is perfect!
* Old Man Stomper: Is this the restroom?
* Ozzie: Why do you get to use this elder? I saw him first! You'll make a great dinosaur Man. *[puts a purple mask on Old Man Walker's face and lifts him up]*
* Old Man Stomper: There's only one thing I want to make.
* *[Meanwhile, back on the human world, Ruben drives the bus on a tree branch in the middle of a local park.]*
* Ruben: Aren't these leafy things amazing?
* Littlefoot: Ooh! My friend Sandy has all of these. They call them trees.
* Littlefoot, Petrie, Ruben, and the tourists: *[fall off the tree]* Whoa! *[lands on the ground]*
* Ruben: *[resumes driving]* I didn't know that. Wow! Look at the big brain on the birthday boy! *[drives into a log]*
* Petrie: Nobody looks at my friend's brain without permission!
* Ruben, Littlefoot, Petrie, and the tourists: *[the animals scatter out of the log]* Whoa!
* *[Ruben drives passes the same dino who is playing fetch with its owner.]*
* Dino Walker: Oh, who's a good dino? *[throws a frisbee]* Go get it! Go get it! Go get it, girl! Get it! Yeah! *[laughs as the dino fetches the frisbee and brings it back]* Good girl!
* Littlefoot: What a birthday! Beach dinos, pie-raptors, and bean-a-saurs! Oh, I can't wait to see what happens next!
* *[The frisbee hits the bus and Ruben stops driving.]*
* Ruben: Oh, my! It's a flying pie disc!
* Littlefoot, Petrie, and the tourists: Ooh! *[giggles]*
* *[The Velociraptor comes running towards them.]*
* Petrie: And here comes the pie-sharptooth!
* *[Everyone on the bus screams in horror. But the dino picks up the frisbee and heads back to her owner. Everyone on the bus sighs in relief.]*
* Ruben: That sure was a close one, eh, folks? Amazing!
* Dino Walker: *[throws the frisbee]* Whoa! *[laughs]*
* *[The dino comes running back.]*
* Littlefoot: *[yells]* It's coming back!
* *[Ruben turns the bus around and drives away from the dino. But the dino pursues them in a fast speed.]*
* Ruben: We're not pie! Why is it chasing us?! Why? Why?
* *[Littlefoot looks and sees Petrie is not in his seat. He looks around until he finds Petrie sticking his head out of the water while holding a frisbee in his mouth. Petrie is once again allowing his own ideas to endanger the lives of everyone on the bus. Littlefoot comes up and grabs the frisbee.]*
* Littlefoot: Petrie, let go of that pie! *[pulls the frisbee out of Petrie's mouth and Petrie growls angrily like a real dog]* Bad Flyer, bad! *[throws the frisbee away]* Yah!
* *[The dino runs off to retrieve the frisbee and everyone is saved.]*
* Petrie: Aww, I wanted flying pie.
* Littlefoot: *[giggles as he forgivingly rubs Petrie's head]* Take this instead *[holds up a whoopee cushion]*
* *[Littlefoot gives Patrick the Petrie cushion and the both go back into the bus. Ruben continues to drive the bus down the park.]*
* Ruben: Okay. We'll stay on the path, where it's not so dangerous. And I think that this is the perfect time to sing "Happy Birthday" to our little square friend here! *[pulls Littlefoot from his seat and blows his kazoo]*
* Littlefoot, Petrie, and the tourists ♪ Happy birthday — ♪
* Charlie: Look out!
* *[All of a sudden, Patchy and Polly come out of nowhere in a recumbent bicycle. Everyone on the bus screams in horror and skids the bus out of harm's way.]*
* Littlefoot, Petrie, and the tourists: Road hog!
* *[Patchy and Polly continue pedaling down the path. Meanwhile, back at Littlefoot's house, everyone is lined up for the party.]*
* Party Guests: Oh, boy. Oh, man, I am starving. I haven't been to a party in 20 years.
* *[Uncle Pterano comes by with a present.]*
* Uncle Pterano: Yo, dude. *[taps a creepy croc's shoulder]* Is this the line for Littlefoot's party?
* Dil: Oh yes. Mmm... *[turns around and shows an empty plate]* I brought the birthday cake.
* Uncle Pterano: It's gone.
* Slappy: Oh no, it's still here. *[points to his stomach and giggles creepily]*
* Uncle Pterano: *[a bit creeped out]* Do me a favor, Dil and Icky. When we're inside, stay away from me. *[pushes the creepy croc away]*
* *[Back inside, everyone is getting themselves comfortable.]*
* Party Guests: Say, what a party! *[instant chattering]* They really dressed up the place. Yeah, there it is. Smells great.
* Grandma longneck: Our son sure has a lot of interesting friends. What kind of party food is that, dear?
* Littlefoot's stepmother: Uh, dinosaur treats with pterosaur-candy flakes.
* Grandpa longneck: Well, now it is a party!
* *[Harold opens the lid and shakes some dinosaur treats on a tree star tree. Grandpa longneck and his pals feed on the treats.]*
* Mr. Krabs: Step right up to enter the Dino Cafe section of this party.
* Old Man Stomper: *[comes in]* What do I do to get in?
* Mr. Bron: Just consent to a pat down, old timer.
* Old Man Stomper: Oh, boy. Okay. *[turns around]*
* Mr. Bron: *[chuckles greedily and steals money from Old Man Stomper's wallet]* Ooh! *[puts the money in his pocket]* Okay, you're good. *[lets Old Man Stomper in the Krusty Krab section]*
* Mr 3-horn: *[tastes some of Ozzie's Dinosaur Man themed birthday cake]* Hmm. Lowbrow compared to highbrow. Say, aren't you a little old for this weenie wizard play stuff?
* Ozzie: *[picks up a Man Bug action figure]* I am casting a vanishing spell upon you. Begone!
* Mr 3-horn: Begone! *[chuckles but chokes on the cake]* Water! *[runs off]*
* Ozzie: Huh? Ooh! I have powers!
* *[Mrs. Tria comes by with a boating themed birthday cake for her section of the party. Just as she is about to put it down, the party guests rudely take her cake.]*
* Guido, Rinkus and Sierra: Ooh! Cake! *[eat the cake]*
* Cera: Please, everybody, don't eat the party food! *[hits Guido, Rinkus and Sierra's heads and makes them cough up some of the now eaten cake; she rushes over and stops the football Baryonyx from eating the chips, drinks and gelatin]* We have to wait for Littlefoot! It's supposed to be a surprise!
* Party Guests: Surprise!
* Cera: Not now!
* Party Guests: Aww!
* Ali: *[knocks over a lamp by accident]* Sorry.
* Cera: *[sets the lamp back up]* Please be careful.
* *[Ali ignores Cera's orders and knocks over the lamp again. The creepy croc sits on the table where the party food are.]*
* Cera: Hey, hey, hey! Don't sit on that table!
* Dil: Oh, I'm just having fun, and I brought cake. *[eats the entire cake]*
* *[The creepy croc becomes so fat from eating the cake that he splits the table in half. He coughs up the cake. Cera groans in disgust. Two dinosaur kids come by and start eating the partially eaten cake, much to Cera's disgust. The kids burp out a slob of the icing and stain Cera's nose horn.]*
* Cera: Aww! I just had my horn done! This makes me hotter than a fast-biter in a pepper patch! *[karate chops the table along with the partially eaten cake]* Hiya! *[breathes heavily and yells]*
* Dil: Surprise.
* Cera: Not yet. *[punches the creepy croc and stomps over to another section of the party]*
* *[The hat dinosaur kid appears from under the table and slingshots a rock on Swooper's tail.]*
* Swooper: Hey! *[the hat kid chuckles and Swooper takes one of the dinosaur paintings]* How much for this one?
* Mr 3-horn: Oh, no. That's a present for Littlefoot—ten bucks.
* Swooper: Here's some fun back at ya! *[throws the painting, but the hat dino kid dodges]* I love your work. *[holds out money]* Have you got anything heavier?
* *[Skem is wearing a dark lord robe and grins evilly before pulling back his hood. He does his normal evil laughter as Hyp and Nod and Mutt watch in horror as the 2 dome heads are being strapped in torture devices.]*
* Dome head 1: Ow, man. What the shell?
* Skem: It's a theme party. Get into it. Say it, Fred. *[turns the dial to pull dome head 2's leg]*
* Dome-head: No.
* Skem: Say it! *[turns the dial tighter]*
* Dome-head: *[groans]* My leg.
* Pachycephalosaurus: *[paints a target on the wall in Mrs. Tria Jurassic world jeep section]* Party games!
* *[The football baryonyx bashes against the wall and everyone cheers.]*
* Cera: Hey! Don't do that!
* *[Suddenly, the wall cracks and one section of Littlefoot's house is destroyed. Everyone gasps.]*
* Cera: Uh-oh. I hope someone brings a wall as a present. *[another wall cracks and falls over, destroying another section of Littlefoot's house]* Make that two walls.
* *[The party guests didn't seem to care about the destruction they've caused and cheered. The hat dinosaur kid sprayed whipped cream on the floor and runs off. Mrs. Tria comes by and slips on the whipped cream.]*
* Mrs. Tria: *[slips on the whipped cream]* Whoa, whoa, whoa! *[spins around until Sandy catches her]*
* *[The party guests cheer, thinking they were dancing.]*
* Cera: Great idea, mom! Some positive energy! Hey, everybody! *[puts a record on the phonograph and plays music]* Dance party! *[puts on her cowboy hat]* Yee-haw! *[dances by Ozzie and Mr three horn and Strut]* Come on, boys. Move those feet! Do-si-do!
* *[Ozzie and he others shrug their shoulders and reluctantly join in the fun.the domeheads dance as well, despite being strapped to torture devices. Mr. Bron dances with Doc and Dara and some of her friends. Icky dances with Skem, but gets stepped on by several of the party guests. Icky gasps and moves Skem over to a more safer area of Littlefoot's house.]*
* Cera: Littlefoot better come home soon. I don't know how long I can keep these folks dancing. *[Uncle Pterano comes in and grabs Cera so he can dance with her]* Oh, you took me by surprise.
* Party Guests: Surprise!
* Cera: Not now!
	+ *[Meanwhile, back on the surface world, Ruben is driving the bus over some high wires in a suburban area.]*
	+ Littlefoot: Wow! In Surface Land, everywhere you go is full of surprises!
	+ Petrie: Yeah, I'm surprised we haven't crashed yet.
	+ *[Ruben drives the bus through the airport as one airplane begins to take off.]*
	+ Littlefoot, Petrie, and the tourists: Wow!
	+ *[Ruben drives through the conveyor belt at a hardware store.]*
	+ Ruben: As you can see, Jurassic World Land is full of unexplained wonders!
	+ *[Rube drives over the roof of a moving red car. The car stops and Ruben drives the bus over to what appears to be an office building. One employee enters through the spinning door. Rube drives the bus, but the spinning door spins them around.]*
	+ Littlefoot, Petrie, and the tourists: Whoa! *[gets flung out of the spinning door and skids down the hallway]*
	+ Littlefoot: Best birthday ride ever! *[the bus drives by some office desks]* I've read about this place, Petrie. It's the Parasaurolophus Jungle!
	+ *[Patrick looks around and sees officer employees and dinosaurs and pterodactyls minding their our business while doing paperwork. Petrie becomes frightened at everything he sees, even the crocodiles. One man drops a box of paperclips. Petrie screams and hides behind Littlefoot with a paperclip stuck on his head.]*
	+ Petrie: They're everywhere.
	+ *[Rube drives by some Parasaurolophus employees near a copy machine.]*
	+ Female Office Employee Dinosaur #1: Just let me copy it! *[kicks the copy machine and paper flies out everywhere]*
	+ *[Ruben drives the bus into a conference room where some of the employees are having a private conversation with their job.]*
	+ Female Office Employee dinosaur #2: My fault? How is it my fault?
	+ Littlefoot: Ooh, what happens in here?
	+ Petrie: Smells like flop sweat!
	+ Ruben: Shh! This is the secret hive of the Double-spotted Gorilla tamers. Let's watch their strange rituals!
	+ Petrie, Littlefoot, and the tourists: Ooh!
	+ Female Office Employee dinosaur #3: *[comes in the conference room]* He's coming!
	+ *[The office employee gorillas gasp and humans quickly put on their gorilla masks.]*
	+ Petrie, Littlefoot, and the tourists: Huh?
	+ *[One man in a gorilla mask with a giant gorilla, who is the boss, jumps in and pounds on his chest while making grunting noises like a real gorilla. The gorilla mask boss walks over to the front and pulls down a chart. He grunts to his employees that profits are decreasing dramatically and they all began to act crazy, wrecking everything in sight. The man with the dog comes in and joins in the chaos as well. The dino jumps onto the table and barks.]*
	+ Littlefoot and Petrie: The pie dino!
	+ Ruben: This bunch of bananas is getting too crazy to comfort. We'd better split! *[hops back into his driving seat]*
	+ *[Ruben backs the bus up against the fire alarm, which triggers the sprinkler system. Rube drives the bus out of the conference room just as the boss, the dino, the dino's owner, and employees get soaked. Two employees took notice of the commotion, but ignored it and continued to do their job.]*
	+ PA System: *[voiceover]* Lunch time!
	+ Boss, the Dino, the Dino Walker, and Office Employees: *[stop]* Huh?
	+ *[The officer employees and their boss remove their masks and head out of the conference room in a very fast speed, nearly bumping into Rube's bus.]*
	+ Ruben: Crash positions, everybody!
	+ Littlefoot and Petrie: *[jump off their seat and crash into the windshield]* Crash positions! Check!
	+ *[The dino barks and moves on her hind legs before walking out. The officer employees and their boss all head for the spinning door. Rube follows the group and manages to drive the bus out of the building through the spinning door. Rube drives the bus over to a local fast food restaurant called the Trusty Dino, which is the reenactment version of the Krusty Dino back in Dino World. The office employees line up and enter the restaurant.]*
	+ Littlefoot: The Trusty Slab? Sounds familiar.
	+ *[Ruben follows the office employees and enters the restaurant through the front door.]*
	+ Ruben: Whew! Sorry for the detour, folks. Now back to de-tour.
	+ *[The chef flips a patty and rings the bell. Petrie's mouth begins to water at the sights of food in the Trusty Slab.]*
	+ Petrie: Ooh! *[grabs a ketchup packet]* They grow 'em big up here, Littlefoot! Oh, come here. *[hugs the packet really tight and explodes ketchup everywhere; he laughs and licks the himself clean; he sees a spot on Littlefoot's nose and licks it too, which makes Littlefoot laugh]*
	+ Ruben: Let's watch these hungry beach dinos as they struggle to communicate.
	+ *[As they watch, a pterosaur, who appears to be a reenactment of Petrie, is at the cash register, struggling to decide what to eat. The cashier, who appears to be a reenactment of Mr 3-horn, is waiting impatiently.]*
	+ Petrie (live-action): No, no, wait! Uh, I'll have the, uh...
	+ Mr. Man-horn: Sir, could you please order something? There are a lot of people waiting here. Some of us have lives.
	+ Petrie (live-action): Oh, don't rush me! I almost had it! Uh...
	+ Petrie: *[laughs and spits out the ketchup packet]* That guy's so crazy!
	+ *[Just then, a Wilma-type woman in an astronaut suit, who appears to be a reenactment of Cera, walks up to the cash register and she's not very happy.]*
	+ Cara: Where in tarnation is my lunch?! The service here is slower than a three-legged dogasaurus in molasses!
	+ *[The other customers chatter in agreement. Just then, a dinosaur, who appears to be a reenactment of Mr. Bron, hears the commotion and comes out of his office.]*
	+ Mr. Bront: *[gasps]* Me customers! All right, all right, all right! What's the hold up here, Mr. Man-horn?
	+ Mr. Man-horn: How should I know? Go ask your persnickety fry cook. Between him and this other idiot, we're not gonna make it through the lunch rush alive.
	+ Mr. Bront: Well, I'll just see about that! *[takes Petrie's dollar and puts it in the cash register]* You'll be having the number three with cheese!
	+ Petrie (live-action): Aw, that's what I was gonna order. *[Mr. Man-horn rolls his eyes in annoyance]* I'll have the—the number cheese with cheese.
	+ Mr. Man-horn: Don't you have somewhere else to be a old scaredy-egg?
	+ Petrie (live-action): Not until 4:00.
	+ *[Mr. Man-horn snorts in disgust as Mr. Bront laughs, thinking it was a joke. He heads into the kitchen where the chef, who appears to be a reenactment of Littlefoot, is busying making food on the grill. Rubne drives onto the little window between the kitchen and the cash register to get a closer look.]*
	+ Mr. Bront: *[comes in the kitchen]* Jimmy foot!
	+ JIMMYFOOT: Hi!
	+ Mr. Bront: Got a restaurant full of hungry customers out there! Where are the burgers?
	+ JIMMYFOOT: Ooh, Mr. Bront, you know that I can't serve a Dino Patty ♪until it's cooked just right!♪ *[gently pinches Mr. Bronts'' cheek]* ♪Dino Patty and it's cooked just right, Dino Patty, day and night, what a nifty tasty sight! Dino Patty and it's cooked just right—*[continues singing]*♪
	+ Littlefoot: I love this guy! *[laughs]*
	+ JIMMYFOOT: *[rapidly spins around and around]* ♪Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo! Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo!♪
	+ Mr. Bront: Enough of that!
	+ JIMMYFOOT: Sorry, sir.
	+ Mr. Bront: Get those ship-shape burgers shipped out or you'll be doing soft shoe across the street at the Crumb Basket!
	+ *[The Crumb Basket, which is the reenactment version of the Chum Bucket back in Dino Bottom, appears on the screen for a split second.]*
	+ JIMMYFOOT: Yes, Mr. Bront. It won't happen again, Mr. B. Sorry, Mr. B.
	+ Mr. Bront: *[grunts angrily]* Hmm, that'll be the day...
	+ JIMMYFOOT: All right, troops, prepare to be deployed! *[forms piles with spatulas and makes karate yells]*
	+ *[JIMMYFOOT resumes his work and prepares the Dino Patties in a fast speed.]*
	+ Littlefoot and Petrie: Ooh!
	+ *[JIMMYFOOT rapidly flips several Dino Patties in the air, which makes Petrie's mouth water.]*
	+ Petrie: Giant patties! *[sighs and faints]*
	+ JIMMYFOOT: *[flips his spatula around and laughs]* What fun!
	+ Littlefoot: *[his pupils form into spatulas]* Ooh, I just gotta get a closer look at that glorious spatula! *[hops out of the bus and rushes over to Jimmy foot's spatula; he smothers it until Jimmy foot grabs it and flips more Dino Patties]*
	+ *[Jimmy foot makes three perfect patties. He makes a plate with one Dino Patty and fries.]*
	+ JIMMYFOOT: Oops, forgot the cheese! *[grabs Littlefoot and places it on the Dino Patty]*
	+ Littlefoot: Oh! Petrie! Petrie, help!
	+ *[JIMMYFOOT places the top bun onto Littlefoot and goes to serve it.]*
	+ Petrie: *[wakes up after hearing Littlefoot's cries for help]* Huh? *[leans against the window and sees JIMMY FOOT serving the Dino Patty with Littlefoot on it]* Oh! I'm coming, buddy!
	+ *[Petrie takes a deep breath, climbs out of the bus, takes the Dino Patty with Littlefoot on it, and jumps back into the bus before Mr. Manward takes the plate. Petrie rips a nearly heated up Littlefoot off the Dino Patty and sets him down.]*
	+ Littlefoot: *[gasps]* Never get out of the bus, Petrie. Never get out of the bus!
	+ Petrie: Who's hungry?
	+ *[The tourists cheer happily.]*
	+ Ruben: Amazing! Lunch time, everybody!
	+ *[Littlefoot, Petrie, Rube and the tourists gobble down the Dino Patty. Mr. Man-horn serves the plate to Cara. Just as she was about to eat it, she sees that the sandwich doesn't have any meat in it.]*
	+ Carol: Where's the food? Dagnabit! That's it! *[gets up and grabs her helmet]* I'm taking my business elsewhere!
	+ *[Suddenly, a masked man, who appears to be a reenactment of Skem, comes in and points a ray gun in Cara's face.]*
	+ Mr. Sklem: You're not going anywhere, sister! Sit down! *[Cara reluctantly does so]* And everybody freeze! This is a robbery! *[everyone raises their hands in the air; Mr. Slabs peaks out through the window]* Bront! *[Mr. Bront gasps]* Show yourself!
	+ Mr. Sklem: *[comes out and hovers over the cash register, much to Mr. Man-horn's annoyance]* You can only have me register over me cold lifeless scales!
	+ Mr. Sklem: Nobody wants your stupid money.
	+ Mr. Bront: Huh?
	+ Mr. Sklem: Hand over the Dino Patty secret sauce recipe and nobody gets vaporized, see? *[laughs as he activates the ray gun; Petrie, Littlefoot, Ruben, and the tourists gasp in terror]* You all have until the count of three. A-one, a-two...
	+ Cera: *[gets up from the table and karate chops Mr. Skelm to the floor]* Ha! Karate chop! *[Mr. sklem groans]* You're welcome!
	+ *[Mr. Slabs and Mr. Manward look at each other in amusement. Carol angrily storms out of the restaurant as Mr. Slabs laughs at Mr. Charleston's downfall.]*
	+ Petrie: Ha! She chopped him real good!
	+ Mr. Bront: Fear not, gentle customers. This is not a robber. *[Mr. Man-horn sulks]* This is my lame competition across the street, *[removes Mr. sklem's mask]* Charleston Sklem! *[laughs]*
	+ Mr. Sklem: What gave me away? My voice?
	+ Mr. Bront: No, your knit cap had small eye holes.
	+ Mr. Sklem: Ugh! Foiled by a hand crocheted gift! Mark my words, Bront, maybe not today but, oh, someday, that secret sauce recipe will be mine! *[laughs just before Mr. Slabs pulls him back]*
	+ Mr. Bront: Nice try, weirdo. *[throws Mr. skelm out into the garbage and heads back in the restaurant to resume business]*
	+ Mr. Sklem: *[groans]* Where am I?
	+ *[With the crisis over, Ruben drives the bus and prepares to leave the restaurant.]*
	+ Ruben: Well, feeding time is over. Hang on, everybody!
	+ *[Ruben drives the bus under Patchy's legs, who had just entered the restaurant with Polly.]*
	+ Patchy: Eh, my Polly needs to use your potty.
	+ Mr. Man-horn: Sorry. No.
	+ Patchy: Sorry, Polly, you'll have to hold it. Come on! *[walks into the restaurant and Polly follows]*
	+ Polly: *[squawks]* Easy for you to say!
	+ Ruben: *[drives over Mr. Skelm's leg by accident]* Oh, excuse me, sir. *[drives over his other leg]* Oh, pardon me!
	+ *[The scene changes to Littlefoot and Petrie with their stomachs full from the Slabby Patty.]*
	+ Littlefoot: Ooh, that was delicious. I love surface food! *[belches]*
	+ *[Charlie wipes his face with a napkin.]*
	+ Petrie: You missed a spot. *[licks the food off Charlie's face]*
	+ Charlie: Ugh! Thanks.
	+ Ruben: Okay, everybody, the next point of interest is coming up in just a few short minutes, so just relax and enjoy the—*[Littlefoot hops onto Rube's head]*
	+ Littlefoot: Stop the bus! *[Rube frantically stops the bus, knocking Petrie and the tourists off their seats]* Rube, what is that?! *[points to a local dinosaur museum gift store]*
	+ Ruben: Oh, that's what they call a dinosaur zoo and half prison. And one thing is for sure, you don't ever want to end up in there.
	+ *[Just then, a young woman, who appears to be a reenactment of Tria, comes by and finds the bus. She believes that the bus was just a random fish tank sitting in the street. Littlefoot, Petrie, Rube, and the tourists scream in fear.]*
	+ Tria Bront: Huh? *[picks up the bus]* Who left this dinosaur diorama out here? *[carries it into the store as Littlefoot, Petrie, Ruben, and the tourists continue screaming; a customer kindly holds the door open for her]* Hi, nice to meet you! *[chuckles as she enters the store with the bus]*
	+ *[Meanwhile, Old Man Stomper continues to sleep on the sidewalk as the sun sets. One side of Littlefoot's house falls down. Inside, all of the party guests are getting exhausted from all the dancing, including Cera.]*
	+ Cera: I feel like I've got three wheels down and my axles are dragging. *[Ozzie falls on her]* Where in tarnation is Littlefoot?
	+ *[Back on the surface world, Littlefoot, Petrie, Rube, and the tourists are still in the dinosaur museum gift store.]*
	+ Littlefoot: No!
	+ *[Tria places the bus on the top shelf of the store.]*
	+ Tria Bront: There! That's better!
	+ *[Petrie, Littlefoot, Rube and the tourists gasps.]*
	+ Ruben: Okay, no need to panic, everyone. Just a slight delay! Heh. *[drives the bus back and forth]* Come on. *[continues backing up and moving forward]*
	+ Littlefoot, Petrie, Rube, and the tourists: *[seeing various dinosaurs moving, pterosaurs flying, birds flapping, sea reptiles and fish swimming in tanks]* Ooh!
	+ Littlefoot: What kind of monster would want to keep dino folk in jail like this? They're so beautiful.
	+ Petrie: Yeah! *[sees a beautiful purple Pteranodon]* Aww. *[a heart forms around the purple pterosaur]* I want to kiss that one! *[kiss the glass]*
	+ Littlefoot: Uh, *[chuckles]* I'm just gonna head back to my seat. *[heads back to his seat]*
	+ Ruben: *[jiggling with the lever]* Come on. Come on!
	+ Petrie: Having trouble?
	+ Ruben: Yeah. It's amazing. I can't get this dang thing to budge.
	+ Petrie: Uh, hey! I have a great idea! I'll be right back! *[runs out of the bus]*
	+ Ruben: Well, while we wait for the great idea, *[grabs Littlefoot]* let's all sing "Happy Birthday" to our fellow passenger!
	+ Ruben and the tourists: ♪Happy—♪
	+ *[Suddenly, the bus begins to move and it was pushed off the shelf by Petrie. The bus crashes down to the floor.]*
	+ Petrie: *[removes to clothes pin from his nose and jumps down to the bus]* Ho, ho! *[falls on Rube's head and chuckles]* I just knew that empty dino tank would break your fall!
	+ Ruben: That was a great idea, Petrie! Now we can get out of this scary place.
	+ Littlefoot: *[jumps on the steering wheel]* Wait, Rube! We can't leave all these fish, dinosaurs, pterosaurs, birds, and other animals behind!
	+ Petrie: Yeah! I'm in love!
	+ *[The purple Pteranodon looks down at Petrie.]*
	+ Ruben: I understand how you feel, Birthday Dino, but what can we do about it?
	+ *[Petrie slides off Ruben's head. The scene changes with Ruben driving the bus on the sidewalk with all of the fish, dinosaurs, birds, pterosaurs, sea reptiles, crocodiles, and other animals Littlefoot and Petrie freed from the dinosaur museum store.]*
	+ Littlefoot: *[rides on a blue Parrot]* Ooh! *[chuckles]* Whee!
	+ *[Petrie giggles as the purple Pteranodon kisses him. Littlefoot jumps over Rube while he drives.]*
	+ Ruben: This is the most amazing thing I've ever done! *[giggles]*
	+ *[Littlefoot rides over Rube again.]*
	+ Littlefoot, Petrie, Ruben and the tourists: To the beach!
	+ *[The scene changes to Ruben driving the bus back to the beach.]*
	+ Ruben: Okay, everyone, we are about to begin our final descent into Dino World. So this is your last chance to take snapshots before we head back to the Great Valley.
	+ *[Littlefoot, Petrie, and the tourists take pictures with their cameras as Ruben drives the bus to the dino world. The man and his dino are playing fetch together, only this time, the man is the one who's fetching while the dino does the frisbee throwing. The dino throws the frisbee out. The man looks at his dog, but the dino tells him to go get it. The man chuckles and runs off to get the frisbee.]*
	+ Dino Walker: *[panting while running]* Dino! *[gets the frisbee from the shore and carries it by the mouth]* Yeah!
	+ *[Ruben drives by Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur throwing beans at his fans.]*
	+ Beanie McBeanie the dinosaur: Beans! *[throws a bucket of bean slime at some beach goers]*
	+ *[The beach goers cheer as the bus drives closer to the shore.]*
	+ Petrie: I'm so hungry still.
	+ Littlefoot: Did you see that?
	+ David Hasselhoff: *[sees the French Narrator's dino-submarine emerging from the dino world]* Wow, it's a submarine-boat! That's amazing!
	+ Ruben: *[drives over David Hasselhoff's toes]* Whoops! Excuse me!
	+ Polly: Brawk! I'm outta here! *[flies away]*
	+ David Hasselhoff: *[turns around and sees Patchy on his bicycle behind him]* Hey, you ran over my foot!
	+ Patchy: Uh, I don't think so. I—
	+ David Hasselhoff: *[pulls Patchy's hat down his face and picks up his lifeguard floating device]* I've had it with the beach! I'm going to live in a volcano, where it's safe. *[angrily storms off, limping]*
	+ *[As Patchy struggles to pull his hat back off, SpongeBob looks at the surface world one last time while the bus begins to descend back into the ocean.]*
	+ Littlefoot: Good-bye, sweet Jurassic World Land. I'll never forget you.
	+ *[Rube drives the bus onto the French Narrator's submarine and it slowly starts to descend down into the ocean. The fish, dinosaurs, sea reptiles, pterosaurs, birds, crocodiles and other animals from the dinosaur museum store swim out of the bus, including the purple Pteranodon Patrick was smitten over.]*
	+ Littlefoot, Petrie, Ruben and the tourists: Good-bye! Bye!
	+ Petrie: Good-bye, my love! *[kisses the glass]*
	+ *[The purple Pteranodon laughs as she gives Petrie a blow kiss good-bye. Back on the human world, Patchy pulls his head out of his hat as Potty comes flying by.]*
	+ Patchy: *[sarcastically]* Thanks for sticking up for me, Polly, ya big coward!
	+ Polly: I moved like a cat!
	+ Patchy: I hope that beach bozo didn't damage Littlefoot's gift! *[pulls out a telescope]* Now if I can only find a way to get out to— *[sees Dinosaur Atoll up ahead]* Ooh! That island! *[puts his telescope away]* Then I can drop the present over the Great Valley.
	+ Polly: Maybe you could take a ride on that? *[points to Beanie McBeanie the dinosaurs' cannon]*
	+ Patchy: Ooh! *[his hat spins wildly as he laughs with joy; he gratefully hugs and kisses Polly, much to his parrot's disgust, and jumps into the cannon]* All right, Potty, I'm ready for the robot delivery! Fire!
	+ Polly: *[ignites the cannon]* Bombs away!
	+ *[The cannon fires Patchy-bot and sends him flying across through the air as Polly flies. Patchy and Polly land on Bikini Atoll. But upon landing, their feet are sticking out from the sand.]*
	+ Polly: Hooray! Yippee!
	+ Patchy: We did it! Polly, we did it!
	+ *[Meanwhile, back in the Great Valley, it is nighttime. Ruben pulls the bus over in front of a pile of rubble, which used to be Littlefoot's house.]*
	+ Ruben: Well, that's the end of our tour, folks. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves. I sure as shell did!
	+ *[Littlefoot and Petrie exit the bus.]*
	+ Littlefoot: You were right, Ruben, that was...
	+ Littlefoot and Petrie: Amazing!
	+ Ruben: I'm just sorry we never had time to sing "Happy Birthday" to ya, Littlefoot.
	+ Littlefoot: Well, how about now?
	+ Ruben: You got it, birthday boy! Let's sing "Happy Birthday," everyone! A-one and a-two...
	+ Ruben and the tourists: ♪Happy birthday—♪
	+ *[Ruben accidentally pushes the lever and the bus drives out of sight.]*
	+ Littlefoot: Nice try! Maybe next year!
	+ *[Old Man Stomper wakes up from his sleep, pulls out two empty bottles and sees Littlefoot and Petrie standing on the road.]*
	+ Old Man Stomper: Oh, no! He's here! He's here! Littlefoot! Littlefoot is here!
	+ Littlefoot: Well, of course I'm here. Great job with your walker! You walked really far.
	+ Petrie: Maybe I should get one of these walking things. *[puts on some glasses]* How many miles to the gallon?
	+ Littlefoot: Why don't we just let Old Man Walker get home, Petrie?
	+ Old Man Stomper: Home? No, I—
	+ Petrie: Here, let me help. *[places a tray with wheels on it under Old Man Stomper and pushes him down the street]* Whoa!
	+ Old Man Stomper: Littlefoot's here!
	+ *[Old Man Stomper crashes into something and explodes. Littlefoot and Petrie wave good-bye.]*
	+ Littlefoot: *[giggles]* I hope I'm that spry when I'm his age. *[heads to the front door with Petrie and digs into his pocket to get his keys]* Huh. Must have forgotten to take my keys.
	+ Petrie: It looks open.
	+ *[The front door falls over. Littlefoot and Petrie sees the entire house as well as the party completely destroyed and everyone is sound asleep.]*
	+ Littlefoot's friends, family, and party guests: *[sleepily]* Surprise... *[goes back to sleep]*
	+ *[It looked more like a slumber party than a surprise birthday party. But Littlefoot doesn't seem to care about that, even after they destroyed his house while waiting.]*
	+ Littlefoot: A surprise party? For me?
	+ Petrie: Oh, yeah. I was gonna tell you. *[holds out a bag of beans and throws some beans at SpongeBob]* Surprise! *[goes to sleep with everyone]*
	+ Littlefoot: Oh, thank you, everybody. You've made this the best birthday I ever had. My spongy heart is bursting with joy 'cause I know I have the love of my pal, Ruby... *[hugs his sleeping snail]*
	+ Ruby: *[sleepily]* thanks.
	+ Littlefoot: And my family... *[kisses them as they sleep]* and I have the love of my friends. *[turns around and looks at the horizon]* And I live in the bestest place in the whole wide world, the great Valley, where nothing bad can ever happen, and there's nothing to ever, ever be scared of.
	+ *[Just then, a shadow looms over Littlefoot. Littlefoot screams in fright and an object falls onto him. The smoke clears and it turns out to be Patchy's birthday gift to Littlefoot. Littlefoot puts his face back on and looks at the present.]*
	+ Littlefoot: *[reads the tag]* "From your biggest fan." Hmm? I have a fan?
	+ *[Littlefoot opens the box and the present revealed to be none other than Patchy the Pirate, but just his head.]*
	+ Patchy: Ahh, surprise! *[chuckles]* It's Patchy the Pirate! Happy birthday, Littlefoot!
	+ Littlefoot: Oh! *[his body forms into an bump before going back to normal and shedding tears]* Thank you, Patchy! *[hugs Patchy]*
	+ *[Littlefoot and Patchy burst into a hearty laughter.]*
	+ Patchy: Guess I didn't really think this head-in-a-box thing through all the way. I don't really know what to do now. *[chuckles]*
	+ Littlefoot: Well, I still haven't gotten my birthday song.
	+ Patchy: Ooh, you'll get it now! *[starts singing]* ♪Ooh, who's having a birthday in the great valley?♪
	+ Littlefoot: ♪Me, me, me, me!♪
	+ *[The song wakes everybody up and they join in the celebration.]*
	+ Patchy: ♪With presents and cake and caller ID♪
	+ Littlefoot's friends, family, and party guests: ♪Littlefoot the long neck ♪
	+ Patchy: ♪Would you like to send him a nice birthday wish?♪
	+ Littlefoot's friends, family, and party guests: ♪Yes, we would!♪
	+ *[The scene changes to Dino Atoll. Patchy's body lies in the sand and it turns out that Patchy switched heads with Polly.]*
	+ Polly: *[squawks]* ♪Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish♪
	+ *[The screen changes into the background used for the dino verison of the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song, only it's birthday themed.]*
	+ Littlefoot's friends, family, and party guests: ♪Littlefoot the long-neck, Littlefoot the long-neck♪
	+ *[A montage of celebrities wishing Littlefoot a happy birthday, including several guest stars of the episode, is shown.]*
	+ BJ: Happy birthday, dude.
	+ Barney the dinosaur: Happy birthday, littlefoot!
	+ Histeria dinosaurs: *[shouting to the ocean]* Littlefoot, happy birthday!
	+ Foghorn leghorn and Baloney the dinosaur: Happy birthday, Littlefoot!
	+ Rex, Dweeb, Woog, Elsa and Capt Neweyes: Happy birthday, Littlefoot!
	+ Big Bird and Elmo: Littlefoot, it's your birthday. Congratulations.
	+ Kermit the frog: Happy, happy birthday, Littlefoot! YAYYYYY!
	+ Denver the last dinosaur cast: Happy birthday, Littlefoot!
	+ *[On other prints, John Goodman is after Kal.]*
	+ John: Happy 20th, Littlefoot! *[makes a thumbs up]*
	+ *[On US prints, Pipp Petals takes John's place.]*
	+ Pipp petals: Happy birthday, Littlefoot! *[prepares to blow him a kiss]*
	+ Cookie monster: Happy birthday!
	+ Grover: Happy birthday, Littlefoot!
	+ Pterri and the dinosaur family: Happy birthday, buddy!
	+ Rex from Toy Story: Happy birthday, my friend!
	+ Cartoon all-stars: Happy birthday, SpongeBob! Happy birthday!
	+ Iago and Zazu and the Jungle book vultures: Happy birthday, SpongeBob! *[blows a noisemaker]*
	+ *[We cut back to the episode.]*
	+ Littlefoot's friends, family, and party guests: ♪ ♪Littlefoot the long-neck, Littlefoot the long-neck
	+ Littlefoot: ♪Happy birthday to me! ♪Littlefoot the long-neck, Littlefoot the long-neck
	+ *[Everybody cheers as the song ends.]*
		- **Chomper:** By the way, Littlefoot, how old are you?
		- **Littlefoot:** Well, as of today, I am—
		- *[The screen turns fuzzy just as Littlefoot was about to reveal his current age. Littlefoot blows a log like flutes and plays the last notes of the song. The screen turns black and a message that reads, "Thank you, Don Bluth" is shown, ending the episode.]*