Clash of Sea Gods!

Clash of Sea Gods! is the seventh episode of the first season of Super Sponge. The episode was released on 12/30/22 and was written by Josh/Cartoon Post. The next episode is Park Ranger SpongeBob.

## Transcript

At Movie King Neptune's undersea castle…

The night sky was going wild with intense winds, storm clouds, and heavy rains. Inside the castle, the squire(from the first SpongeBob movie) walked up to King Neptune, who was sitting on his throne.

Movie King Neptune: "You've come to tell me something?"

Squire: "Yes, your honor. A wizard alerted the castle that someone has been going around Bikini Bottom calling himself King Neptune, and making people worship him."

Movie King Neptune: "GRRR."

He closed his fist, and flames flew up from the top of his trident, which he was holding.

Movie King Neptune: "Someone dare use my name and identity? Have my soldiers make sure he bleeds for this."

Squire: "They already tried to… But he's too powerful."

Movie King Neptune: "Fine… I'll do it myself."

Bubble transition…

Hundreds of Bikini Bottomites sat in a football stadium, and the Nickelodeon SpongeBob series version of King Neptune sat in one of the highest rows, in the fanciest chair, a big, dark red one. Beside him, sat bodyguards armed with spears.

Sportscaster 1: "It is currently six in the morning, in Bikini Bottom. We're here at the mid season American football game, as the players are getting ready to kick some Bubble Bass."

Sportscaster 2: "Say, what's an America?"

Sportscaster 1: "I don't know, Dave. But I find it best not to question things."

Sportscaster 2: "Fair enough."

Sportscaster 1: "As today is an important game, we are joined today by the one and only, the myth, the legendary, King Neptune."

Sportscaster 2: "Wow! What an honor."

Series King Neptune smiled, as the crowd cheered. The referee stood in the field and blew on a whistle. Just then, [this] Greek Mythology music track began loudly playing as a large trident came crashing down from the sky above, and poked down into the ground, beside the referee, barely missing his body. The referee looked up. The sky filled with extremely dark storm clouds, and bolts of lightning struck down, as thunder could be heard. Quickly, the trident hurdled back into the sky, and Movie Neptune caught it perfectly, while hovering high above the stadium. He lowered himself to the crowd.

Movie Neptune: "I demand everyone in this stadium to leave now."

The people in the crowd looked at him, blankly.

Movie Neptune: "GO!!!!"

All the Bikini Bottomites fled their seats, screaming. Series Neptune hovered into the air, in front of Movie Neptune.

Series Neptune: "You dare challenge me, stranger?"

Movie Neptune: "Are you the one calling yourself King Neptune?"

Series Neptune: "That's my name. And I'm the only one there is."

Movie Neptune: "Ha! You? You probably don't even know how to use a trident."

Series Neptune's trident comes to him, epicly.

Series Neptune: "Bet."

The epic music stops playing.

Bubble transition…

SpongeBob was in the living room, at his pineapple house, in his deflated pants.

Gary: "Meow."

SpongeBob: "Sorry, Gary. I can play later."

SpongeBob's shell phone rang, and he answered it.

Mr. Krabs(on the other hand): "Are ye on your way to work, SpongeBob?"

SpongeBob: "Yes sir, Mr. Krabs. Be there soon."

On the TV, Perch Perkins came on.

Perch Perkins: "Breaking news! Two sea gods are tearing up Bikini Bottom! Who will save us?"

SpongeBob: "I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. I'm gonna have to miss work again."

Mr. Krabs: "But me money!"

SpongeBob hung up the shell phone, and his pants became inflated.

Bubble transition…

The epic music started playing again.

SpongeBob appeared flying to Sandy's Treedome. She greeted him inside.

Sandy: "I was wondering when you'd hear about it."

SpongeBob: "What are we gonna do?"

Sandy: "Go downtown and keep them busy. When it's all charged up, I'll show up in a super armored suit and an army of robots."

SpongeBob: "But Sandy, I can't take on a couple of sea gods by myself!"

Sandy: "Don't worry. I'll be right behind you."

SpongeBob: "Okay."

The scene cut to the center of Downtown Bikini Bottom.

Series Neptune got powerfully got sent flying back against a boat in the street, crashing into it. A couple of fish hiding next to the boat looked up at him. Series Neptune got up and grabbed the boat off the ground and tossed it at Movie Neptune, who was hovering high in the sky, on the other side of the street, and dodged the boat.

Series Neptune: "Now I'm really angry."

Series Neptune held his trident out, straight in front of him, and he began shooting a large charge of electricity out of it, at Movie Neptune! Movie Neptune used his trident to shoot a large strike of electricity back at Series Neptune's electricity attack, keeping it from hitting him, as the ends of both electricity attacks met in the middle of the two gods, pushing back against each other, as the meeting point started going from being directly in the middle to being closer to Movie Neptune, and then closer to Series Neptune. It created a huge explosion that sent out a giant circle of electricity with both of its sides being pushed outwards, causing paths of destruction! The electricity went through an end of a big bridge, over a deep pit of darkness, and it detached one side of the bridge from the ground, making the bridge tilt forward, becoming unbalanced, as a ceiling-less boat on top, with a wife, father, and son inside, started to slide near the edge of the bridge! SpongeBob appeared in the clouds, flying towards the bridge! Everyone inside the boat screamed! The mother tried to open the door on the boat, but it was stuck shut!

SpongeBob: "Grab by hand!"

He hovered over the boat, holding his hand out, for the father! The father grabbed it, as SpongeBob started to raise him into the air! Then, the mother grabbed the father's foot! The little boy grabbed his mother's foot! SpongeBob started to fly away from the bridge, but that was when the little boy lost his grip and let go of his mother's foot!

SpongeBob: "NO!!!!"

The epic music stopped playing, as [this] trumpet music softly began in its place.

The little boy began to fall down the deep pit, as the boat came off of the bridge, and the whole boat began to fall down the pit, alongside the kid! SpongeBob felt sad, as he lowered the parents to safe ground, off to the side.

Father: "Where's Billy?"

The music switched back to the epic music.

The Flying Dutchman came flying up from inside the deep pit, holding the little boy, unharmed, in his arms!

SpongeBob: "The Flying Dutchman?!"

The Flying Dutchman let the kid down in front of his parents, as the kid ran over and hugged them.

The Flying Dutchman: "I've been trying to sleep in this pit all morning, but I can't sleep when all I hear is a ton of explosions and kids yelling."

SpongeBob: "I promise to stop all the noise, Mr. Dutchman."

The Flying Dutchman: "You better, yellow sponge, or I'll hang yer skull over a fireplace."

The Flying Dutchman went back into the pit. Movie Neptune and Series Neptune hovered in front of each other, face to face.

Movie Neptune: "I have a cooler beard than you."

Series Neptune: "Well, at least I have hair above my eyes."

Movie Neptune: "I WILL TURN YOU TO ICE!!!"

Series Neptune: "I DARE YOU TO!"

SpongeBob appeared, hovering in the middle of them.

SpongeBob: "Wait! King Neptune! And, uhh… King Neptune, uh, the other one, both of you… Can't you two stop fighting and talk about things?"

Movie Neptune: "No."

Movie Neptune slapped SpongeBob with his giant hand, powerfully sending SpongeBob flying backwards at a bus stop, below the two Neptunes.

Series Neptune: "AGH!!!"

Series Neptune flew forwards, with his two fists out, bringing Movie Neptune crashing into a construction site! Sandy appeared, flying in the sky, wearing a spacesuit with rocket boots and laser gloves.

Sandy: "My friend already asked you nicely! Now, meet the bad cop!"

Sandy shot a laser at the Neptunes, as they both swung at the laser, barely getting hurt by it. Then, one hundred flying robots showed up, and started flying around them, shooting rockets at the sea gods!

Movie Neptune: "Annoying robots!"

Movie Neptune and Series Neptune hovered beside each other, back to back, shooting electricity at the robots and punching them with their indestructible fists! Sandy lowered herself next to SpongeBob, on the ground.

Sandy: "Are you okay, SpongeBob?"

SpongeBob: "I'm fine. Look, Sandy! The two Neptunes are fighting the robots together! Maybe this will get them to stop fighting!"

Movie Neptune: "I'll destroy more robots than you!"

Series Neptune: "No, I'll destroy more than you!"

SpongeBob: "Nevermind."

The music switched back to the trumpet music, as a van pulled up in front of Sandy and SpongeBob, followed by a bunch of police boats. An officer got out of the van, holding a gun.

Officer: "I'm Officer Nancy. Everyone here is under arrest, by order of the BBPD Large Damages Branch."

Sandy: "Wait! But we're the good guys!"

A bunch of officers got out of the police boats. They handcuffed Sandy and SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: "Let us go!"

Officer Nancy asked Sandy: "Are those your robots falling from the sky?"

Sandy: "Yes, but-"

Officer Nancy had an officer put Sandy in a police boat.

One final time, the music goes back to the epic music.

A police helicopter appeared, flying towards the two Neptunes.

An officer in the helicopter said in a microphone: "By order of BBPD, stand down. STAND DOWN."

Series Neptune waved his trident in the air, making a storm cloud appear in front of the helicopter. A big gun pulled out at the bottom of the helicopter and started shooting bullets at the two sea gods. None of them did any damage. The storm cloud striked the helicopter with a bolt of lightning, sending it hurdling to the ground! Before it came to a stop, the officer inside, leaped out of it, wearing a parachute! The helicopter was about to crash over Officer Nancy! SpongeBob, who an officer was trying to shove into a police boat, jumped out of his hands, and flew into the sky, as he picked Officer Nancy up, off the ground, and set her down to the side, as the helicopter crashed into the ground, next to them.

Officer Nancy: "You saved me?"

SpongeBob: "That's what we do."

Officer Nancy: "Well, I guess I can't arrest you and your squirrel friend."

All music stopped playing, as Officer Nancy took off SpongeBob's handcuffs.

The King Neptunes were still fighting in the sky.

Movie Neptune: "I know King Poseidon!"

Series Neptune: "And I know Zeus!"

"AND I AM VERY UNHAPPY," said Zeus, flying down, from storm clouds that appeared above them, as lighting bolts were shooting out, behind him.

Zeus: "This battle must halt. All the destruction it's leaving behind is making the world of gods look really bad."

SpongeBob floated above a tall building, near the two sea gods.

SpongeBob: "Excuse, Mr. Neptunes. These people down here want to have you sign a peace legislation."

Zeus: "Sign the legislation."

Movie Neptune: "But there can only be one king of the ocean!"

Zeus: "And that's still you, idiot! You're both named Neptune, but the other Neptune is just king of Bikini Bottom, a meaningless title of authority in the big picture, but it makes him feel good."

Series Neptune: "Hey! I heard that!"

Bubble transition…

The two Neptunes and Zeus were standing in a government room, in front of a long table, with Officer Nancy on the other end. On the table was a pen and a packet of paper.

Series Neptune: "Wow, there's a lot of names on here. Hades, Apollo…"

Officer Nancy: "Over two-hundred gods have already given their signatures. This is something we've been working on for a while now. Basically, this law makes it official that no gods or non-Bikini Bottom residents can come down and start destroying the town, and those who do, can be sentenced to prison by any of the other gods with authority that have put their names on the list. Today's conflict between the two of you has further demonstrated why this is an important law."

Zeus: "So, what do you buffoons say?"

Movie Neptune looked at Series Neptune and said: "Hmm…"

Series Neptune picked up the pen.

Series Neptune: "Well, I'll sign it."

Movie Neptune: "So will I."

Officer Nancy: "Thank you."

Zeus: "Very good, boys. After, I can give you both a ride to your respective castles. But the three of us are gonna have a talk after."

Bubble transition…

Sandy was holding a picture in a frame, standing in her Treedome. Just looking at it. SpongeBob appeared behind her.

SpongeBob: "That was him? Your teacher? You miss him, don't you?"

Sandy: "I could've saved him, if only I was good enough."

SpongeBob: "Sandy… Ever since you've made these inflatable pants, I've been able to do a lot of good for people, all thanks to these pants that you invented. Your mistakes aren't what's you the most, the part of you that's the most you, is the good you do, every single day."

Sandy put the picture down on a table, turned around and hugged SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: "Woah! Uh, okay-"

Sandy: "You're a great friend, SpongeBob."

SpongeBob: "Thank you."

Sandy: "The best friend a squirrel from Texas could ask for."

The End.