Zak Kowolonek

> "*Oh that Zak*"
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Zak Kowolonek is a major character in AFFOJ. He is the main comic relief. He graduated from Ludlow High School in 1982.

## Zak Kowolonek

* Young
* Now

## Vital Statistics

### Alias(es):

Zak (Literally EVERYONE)
Ungrateful SOB (Jason Strong)
Nanny Fucker (Jason Strong)
Bling Bling Boy (Makenzie Jackson)
vxdeathboyxv
Koala (Bullies)
Zek (Stacey Johnson)
Tequilaez
Tequila
Bamboo Muncher (Matthew Sparks)
Zak Kowolon\*gger (Jason Strong)
チャールズ

### Weight:

130 lbs (Take a look at his current pic and estimate how much he weighs now)

### Vehicle(s):

The Pimp (Formerly)
Scrap Metal (Formerly)

### Faction:

The Kowolonek's
The Zeppelins of Led

### Marital Status:

Relationship
Divorced (Katy Kowolonek)

### Occupation:

Owner of RECA
Manager at PaLace Arcade (Formerly)
Waiter at Geno's Pizzeria (Formerly)
Worker at Patrick and Jason's Lemonade Stand (Formerly)

### Residence:

Zak's First House
Zak's Childhood House (Formerly)

## Family

### Sibling:

John Kowolonek (Brother)
Martin Kowolonek (Brother)
William Hoffman (Brother)

### Other:

Katy Morris (Ex-Wife)
Sydney Newman (Girlfriend)
Oswald Kowolonek (Son)
Harold Kowolonek (Son)
Matthias Kowolonek (Son)
Bradley Kowolonek (Nephew)
Eddie Kowolonek (Cousin)
Vicky (Ex-Girlfriend)
Daphne Tucker (Crush; Formerly)
Makenzie Jackson (Past fling)
Elizabeth Russell (Past fling)

## Biography

Zak is Jason Strong's oldest friend. Zak loved video games. He was a frequent customer of Palace. He married Katy Morris in 1989. They filed for divorce in 1995, thus ending their 6 year marriage.

Zak joined the Navy in 1988 He was forced to discharge after he was shot in the shoulder.

## Personality

Zak is hot tempered. He has been known to anger issues in his younger years, often breaking stuff. Jason and Patrick found this humorous. He gets mad often as he is usually the butt of the joke.

Zak has shown to be quite caring. He has expressed that he would be extremely sad if Jason or any of his close friends were to die.

Zak is definitely not the brightest. He has shown that he has occasional trouble when it comes to reading. Sometimes he says complete nonsense especially when he's drunk.

## Abilities, Skills, and Talents

**Gaming:** Zak has shown to be quite talented with video games. He was PaLace's number 1 customer.

## Core Relationships

### **Jason Strong**

Zak and Jason are close friends. Zak is Jason's oldest friend as Jason has known Zak since his birth in 1964. They share a close bond that will never be broken. Although they may go at each other's throats some times (specifically when Jason and Zak brawled in the streets in 1985 over a snarkish comment Zak made about Jason's bi-sexuality) they still remain good friends. Zak gets annoyed with Jason's personality sometimes such as when Jason says ehhhh or 'coughs'.

### **Patrick Tucker**

Although they had a rocky start they became close friends. They enjoy each other's company but can sometimes get on each other's nerves. They can always settle their differences though. Some people describe their friendship as frenemies. They bicker a lot but neither of them take it personally. Their biggest problem was over Daphne Tucker. Zak had a crush on Daphne and Patrick started dating her. This ended with a fight and Zak moving a way. They eventually got past this. Zak gets annoyed with Patrick's personality sometimes such as when Patrick says ehhhh or 'coughs'.

### **Adam Roberts**

Zak and Adam met in high school. They didn't become good friends until the other started hanging out with Jason and Patrick. From then on, the four of them became The Zeppelins of Led. They didn't hang out just by themselves until The Unimaginable Duo. After that they occasionally hung out by themselves. They constantly bicker with each other. If the other was in danger however, the other would show some concern. Zak gets annoyed with Adam's personality sometimes such as when Adam says ehhhh or 'coughs'.

## Secondary Relationships

### **Reggie Smith**

Zak and Reggie usually never see eye to eye. Reggie is usually arresting Zak on a regular basis. Reggie wants the best for Zak as he sees potential in him. He often gets tired of Zak's antics.

### **Brian Strong**

Zak and Brian are good friends. Out of all of The Zeppelins of Led, Brian likes Zak the most, aside from Jason of course. They both love Jason and they both love to party.

### **Lando Strong**

Zak is good friends with Lando. Zak often looks up to Lando. Zak always wants to get into trouble with Lando, but Lando declines stating "you're too young".

### **Abdullah Karazon**

Abdullah has never been fond of Zak. He thinks he's obnoxious and a bit childish. The main reason is because Zak is best friends with Jason, Patrick, and Adam.

### **Shawna Craig**

They're friends who often get on each other's nerves.

## Enemies

### **Scott From the Football Team**

Scott was Zak's high school bully. Scott would often beat up Zak along with Adam Roberts.

## Quotes

> "*This is Bullshit*"
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> "*Fuck me in the ass! (When very angry)*"
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## Trivia

* Zak loves ramen noodles. In his later years, he began eating vast amounts of it, leading to his current appearance.