Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 17: 1994 Miller Genuine Draft 500

2nd Pocono race of 1994.

## Transcript

Dale Earnhardt: This is the track where Chick blined the anouncers. I'm gonna wreck him for that!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! We don't want Chick to do it again!

Chick Hicks: Well, well, well! If it isn't Jeff Gorvette, I'm gonna block you during this race!

Jeff Gorvette: We'll see about that!

Dale Earnahrdt: Yeah! We don't like you, Chick!

(end of qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok. You're qualifying in 7th. You may gain up some ground.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok. I'm gonna get a 2nd win.

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Time for me to get a 2nd career win!

(lap 97)

Jeff Gorvette: Time to get up to the top 5!

Chick Hicks: No sure! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Stop it, Chicken!

Chick Hicks: Ha ha ha! You can't pass me now!

Jeff Gorvette: I'll show you!

(Chick Hicks still blocks Jeff Gorvette from laps 98 to 108)

(lap 109)

(Chick Hicks still blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: STOP BLOCKING ME CHICKEN!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! YOU'LL NEVER GET AHEAD OF ME EVER AGAIN!

(Chick Hicks sees the pits)

Chick Hicks: It's time to be a jerk. I want to destroy a pit, but who? I GOT IT! SCREW MOOD SPRINGS! MORE LIKE POOP SPRINGS!!! IT'S TIME TO KILL THEIR PIT!!

Chief Chick: DO IT!!!!

Chick Hicks: Yes! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Gorvette: I think the 86 is heading to the pits!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks is going to pit. BUT WAIT! WHY IS HE GOING FULL SPEED!!! WHY!!!!

Ned Carrett: It might be brakes failure! But he is going even faster!

Spike: OH NO THE MOOD SPRINGS PIT HAS JUST BEEN HIT BY CHICK!!!

Pinkie: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! THE PIT IS DESTROYED! THE CREW CHIEF POST IS FALLING!!! IT FALLS DOWN **HARD ONTO THE GROUND!!!!!**

Megan Shifter: OH MY GOD! BRENT!!!!!

Brent McDonald (weakly): Oh (Popeye toot). I'm leaking oil.

Chuck Armstrong: OH MY GOD BRENT! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!!!

(Brent faints)

Chuck Armstrong: HE FAINTED GUYS!!!!

Jeff Gorvette: Chuck! We saw what happened! I saw the entire thing!

Chuck Armstrong: REALLY!

Jeff Gorvette: Yes! I heard Chick say something about Mood Springs! He says it sucks and should be called Poop Springs!

Chuck Armstrong (sad): That is so mean! He calls by sponsor poop! (gets angry) MY SPONSOR IS AWESOME!!!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok let's focus on Brent!

Dale Earnhardt: OH MY GOODNESS BRENT MIGHT HAVE DIED!!!

Darrell and Micheal: We are here too!

Micheal Cartrip: I saw what happened! Chick should be disqualified!

Larry Larson: Wow Brent is almost dead.

Stacy: Poor Brent.

Dudley: Yup.

Ken: IT'S REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert: It will be ok. Right?

(soon, The King arives from Cal Weathers' pit)

The King: That is right.

Cal Weathers: It will be ok.

Megan (crying): NEVER!!!!!!

Chuck Armstrong (sad): Yeah maybe she right.

The King: Brent Carson is a good crew chief. Not as good as you Roger but still.

Roger: Yeah he is good. WAY better then Chief Chick that's for sure!

(lap 138)

Jeff Gorvette: Time to gain to the lead! (passes Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: I'll show that dirty rainbow!

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette is up to 2nd behind Gerald Leadfoot. He's trying to get a 2nd career win!

Ken Squier: Gerald Leadfoot in the lead! Here comes Jeff Gorvette on the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Yes! I'm gonna lead this lap! (passes Gerald leadfoot)

Rusty Wallace: I DON'T THINK SO! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

(Rusty Wallace blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Rusty Wallace: Ha ha ha!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING AS CHICK HICKS YOU IDIOT!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace holds Jeff Gorvette from coming to the lead and leads lap 138!

(finish)

Ken Squier: Ward Burton drafts on Gerald Leadfoot! As Gerald wins at Pocono!

Gerald Leadfoot: All right! Let's bring this down baby!

Billy Oiclhanger: Good job, Gerald.

Gerald Leadfoot: Yeah. My younger brother is Darren. He's not a racer yet.

Billy Oilchanger: And we're both racers from the car company Toyota!

Gerald Leadfoot: Awsome!

Jeff Gorvette: Good job guys! Chick Hicks and Rusty Wallace are keeping me from winning! I must beat them next race!

Gerald and Billy: Ok!