Evil Stewie vs Squidward

It started off in Bikini Bottom Evil Stewie appeared with a helmet on and was heading torward the Krusty Krab once inside he headed forward the boat Squidward was in

Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab my name is Squidward (sigh) may I take your order

Evil Stewie then aimed his laser turret at him

Evil Stewie: Freeze Cephalopod

Squidward then froze in shock

Squidward: hey now e-easy buddy I-

Evil Stewie: Shut up

Squidward then whispers to himself

Squidward: (I don't get paid enough for this)

Squidward then got an idea

Squidward: Uh hey buddy look over there

Squidward then pointed to nothing as Evil Stewie looked where he was pointing

Evil Stewie: What?

Squidward then quickly dashed into Mr. Krabs office while Evil Stewies back was turned

Mr. Krabs: Squidward what are you doing off your post

Squidward: Mr. Krabs ya gotta hide me there's this crazy little organism with a football shaped head that's trying to kill me

Mr. Krabs just stared at him before laughing

Mr. Krabs: Ar Ar Ar Squidward Me boy a football head oh what the next thing you're gonna tell me is he was wearing yellow overalls and a red shirt

Squidward: Well actually-

Mr.Krabs just sighs heavily

Mr.Krabs: Sssquiidwaarrrd...

Suddenly the office door exploded and what was behind it was a shadow of a football headed baby with a laser turret Squidward points in fear

Squidward: There Mr.Krabs that's him

Mr.Krabs laughs and walks up to Evil Stewie

Mr. Krabs: What this little guy

Evil Stewie then sets his laser to disentegrate mode and disintegrates Mr.Krabs Squidward screams

Squidward: Ahhhh Nooooooo

Evil Stewie then prepares to shoot Squidward

Evil Stewie: Well this is a gift it seems that you have nowhere to go

Squidward: Well then I guess I'll just play one last song

Squidward then pulls out his clarinet and plays it very poorly which makes Evil Stewie drop the laser and cover his ears

Evil Stewie: Ahhh please make it stop

Squidward then looks at him confused

Squidward: Huh

Evil Stewie then grabs his laser and disintegrates Squidwards clarinet

Squidward: Nooooooo Clarrrrryyy

Squidward looks sadly at the clarinets dust then looks back angrily at Evil Stewie

Squidward: Ohhhh Ill make you pay for that

Evil Stewie then smiles

Evil Stewie: Bring It On!!!

Fight!

Squidward jumps at Evil Stewie and tries to snatch Evil Stewies laser away they both then engage in a tug of war for it until the laser splits apart

Evil Stewie: Agh Damn You

Evil Stewie then pulls out 2 knifes and holds one on each side

Evil Stewie: Prepare to die

Evil Stewie charge at Squidward and spin jumps at him but Squidward just barely gets out of the way

Squidward: Are you insane why are you trying to kill me

Evil Stewie: Shut Up!

Evil Stewie then leaps at Squidward and trys to slash him with a knife but Squidward opens the door and slams it in his face before running away Evil Stewie then opens it back up but theres no sign of Squidward all of the sudden Squidward jumps out of the kitchen opening with a spatula in his hand Evil Stewie looks back and Squidward smacks him in the face with it leaving a red mark on his cheek

Evil Stewie: Owww why!?

SpongeBob then steps out

SpongeBob: Uh hey Squidward can I have my spatula back please I still need to serve customers

Squidward looked at SpongeBob with an annoyed look on his face

Squidward: SpongeBob if you haven't noticed this cashiers a little busy

Squidward then raises the spatula up and smacks it over the top of Evil Stewies head while he was trying to get back up he then tossed him out the door Squidward then gives the spatula back to SpongeBob

Squidward: Now you can have it back

All of the sudden Squidward gets tazed from behind him

Squidward: Ahhhh

Evil Stewie then appears with a tazer blaster

Evil Stewie: hmph it appears the fry cook is here too no matter I can kill two birds with one stone

Evil Stewie then fires at SpongeBob with the tazer blaster but it does nothing to him it just makes him laugh

SpongeBob: dyayahyiyah that tickles

Evil Stewie: What no this is supposed to hurt you

Squidward: It doesn't matter your fights with me remember

Squidward then grabs some red mist out and pours it on himself he then turns into red mist Squidward and he pulls out a gun to aim at Evil Stewie

Evil Stewie: Good Lord your hideous

Squidward said nothing and instead fired at Evil Stewie but he quickly dodged out of the way he then tried to taze Squidward but he grabbed the electricity and pulled Evil Stewie torwards him making him drop the blaster Squidward then grabbed him by the neck as Evil Stewie was kicking and squirming Squidward then put the gun to Evil Stewies head before stopping

Squidward: Simply killing you isn't enough

Squidward then pulled the gun away from Evil Stewie

Squidward: I want to make you suffer for what you did to Clary

Squidward then hurled Evil Stewie into a wall like a literal football

Evil Stewie quickly ran out of the Krusty Krab

Squidward: Well that's the first time I've ever seen you act cowardly

Squidward then followed him out Evil Stewie pulled out his rocket and started flying away pondering on how he could defeat Squidward Squidward saw Evil Stewie trying to escape and screamed as loud as he could breaking the sound barrier causing Evil Stewie to fall out of the sky however before Evil Stewie hit the ground he grabbed his portal gun and shot at the ground causing him to be transported to a new place which seemed to be the Chum Bucket Evil Stewie went inside to where Plankton grinned and greeted him

Plankton: Welcome to the Chum Bucket may I take your-

Before Plankton could finish speaking Evil Stewie pulled out a mace and squashed Plankton into nothing but blood

Evil Stewie: That was easier then expected

Evil Stewie then searched the Chum Bucket until he stumbled upon Planktons weapons closet and what he saw appeared to be the final Plankton mech suit now at this point Evil Stewie knew he had no better options in a time like this

Meanwhile Squidward was searching for Evil Stewie with his gun in hand until he saw a red explosion which seemed to be coming from the chum bucket then Squidward saw the Final Plankton flying straight for him but by the time he did it was too little too late because of the speed the suit was flying at he grabbed Squidward and dragged his head on a building before tossing him far away creating a puff of smoke suddenly the red mist wore off and Squidward then woke up to find himself in a crater

Squidward: Uhhh where am I

Evil Stewie then jumped out of the mech suit then took the blade off of the suit and started charging at Squidward who jumped

Squidward:Gahhhh

Squidward then tried to pour more red mist on himself but to his surprise it was empty Squidward then grew annoyed

Squidward: Of Course

Squidward then ran as fast as he could trying to get away from Evil Stewie

Evil Stewie: Don't run you'll only be delaying your demise

Squidward then jumped behind some coral and hid behind it

Squidward: Phew I think I lost him

Only for Evil Stewie to be there too

Evil Stewie: Oh really great that makes it easier

Squidward: Gahhhh

Evil Stewie then attempted to slash Squidward with the Giant Sword but he quickly dodged and ran away