The Thomas Jefferson Program Part 1

**The Thomas Jefferson Program Part 1** is an twenty-seventh episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

Thomas Jefferson has a speech about Declaration of Independence, John Hancock using the pen including Tom Jefferson is reporting for Lumiere, World's Oldest Women shows George Washington the american flag and Loud Kiddington hosts to Presidential's Funniest Home Movies.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Histeria (Simpsons Parody)
2. The Thomas Jefferson Program Intro
3. Thomas, Ben and John Wrap - They've Helped Him Write the Declaration
4. Declaration of Independence (John Adams version) (1776) (4A) / Declaration of Independence (Loud Kiddington version) (1776) (4B)

### Act 2

1. Husbands and Wives Wrap - Washington, Adams and Jefferson had their wives
2. Handwriting with John Hancock (2A) / Reporting for Lumiere (1772) (2B)
3. World's Oldest Woman Jingle
4. Betsy Ross makes 13 Colonies Flag (1776) (4A) / Thirteenth Stars and Stripes (1776) (4B)

### Act 3

1. Thomas and Martha Wrap - Violin Solo
2. The Louisiana Purchase (1803/1804) (Loud Kiddington version)

### Act 4

1. Raid on Richmond (1781)
2. Lafayette (song)

### Act 5

1. Loud Kiddington's Jingle
2. Presidential's Funniest Home Movies
3. The Thomas Jefferson Program Outro

### Bonus Act

1. And Now Our Bonus Presentation
2. The Washington Hillbillies Intro
3. William Jefferson Clinton and Sepultura (1996)
4. Coinage Act of 1776-1930 (hosted by Felix Schlag)
5. The Washington Hillbillies Outro

### Unknown Act

1. 4th of July Acres: Independence Hall of Philadelphia (July 4, 1776)
2. 4th of July Acres: Helping Sick Man (July 4, 1776)

## Voice Cast

1. Corey Burton as Thomas Jefferson
2. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
3. Frank Welker as John Dunlap, Bill Clinton and Father Time
4. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
5. Maurice LaMarche as George Washington
6. Tress MacNeille as Toast, Betty Ross and Molly Pitcher
7. Jason Alexander as Benedict Arnold, Samuel and John Adams
8. Billy West as Ben Franklin and Teddy Roosevelt
9. Candi Milo as Charity Bazaar
10. Luke Ruegger as Big Fat Baby
11. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
12. Tom Kenny as John Hancock
13. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke
14. Cathy Cavadini as Martha Wayles Jefferson
15. Paige O'Hara as Abigal Adams
16. Robby Benson as Alexander Hamilton
17. Richard White as Aaron Burr
18. Jerry Orbach as Lumiere and Napoleon Bonaparte
19. Mr. Lawrence as William Clark
20. Jeff Bergman as Meriwether Lewis
21. P!nk as Sacagawea
22. Earl Boen as Dwight D. Eisenhower

## Trivia

* This Histeria theme parodies the theme from The Simpsons.
* The Presidential's Funniest Home Movies parodies The America's Funniest Home Videos.
* It's a Jack Benny parody.
* **Gag Credit 2:** Reading these credits can cause eye strain.

## Soundtrack

1. America the Beautiful by Samuel A. Ward
2. La Marseillaise by Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle
3. Home Sweet Home by H.R. Bishop
4. Der Erlkonig by Franz Schubert
5. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
6. Rule Britannia by Thomas Augustine Arne
7. Bonsoir Mes Amis
8. The Old Grey Mare
9. O Christmas Tree by Ernst Anschütz
10. If You're Happy and You Know It by Alfred B. Smith
11. Clair de Lune by Claude Debussy
12. Rock-a-Bye Baby by Effie I. Canning
13. The Stars and Stripes Forever by John Philip Sousa
14. Arkansas Traveler by Sanford Faulkner
15. Hail to the Chief by James Sanderson
16. The Battle Hymn of the Republic by William Steffe
17. I've Been Working on the Railroad by JH Cave
18. Yankee Doodle
19. Study 1 by Rudolf Kreutzer