Frank's

These are the scripts for the **Frank’s Beverages** commercials, But remember, some of these scripts are from the Wilkins and Wontkins videos of {Insert Channel Name Here}, Drevian Edwards Productions, Julian Perkins 2005, & more.

## Contents

* 1 Fire Truck
* 2 Ship Overboard
* 3 Jailhouse
* 4 Swimming Pool
* 5 Cannon
* 6 Pie
* 7 Public Service Announcement
* 8 Hammer
* 9 Climbing Tree
* 10 Good, Better, Best
* 11 Cheep Cheep
* 12 Death Defying Leap
* 13 Water With Dinner
* 14 New Car
* 15 Go Soak Your Head
* 16 Psychiatrist

### Fire Truck

* Fink: HELP! (X2)

(Frank’ Fire Truck comes over and uses Frank’s as a hose to soak Fink)

* Fink: Is it Frank’s? Thanks.

### Ship Overboard

* Wilkins: I Christen Thee!

(Wilkins hits a ship with a bottle and it sinks)

* Wontkins: That bottle of ginger ale is it Frank’s?
* Wilkins: Yeah.
* Wontkins: Thanks. (Drowns)

### Jailhouse

* Wilkins: Why are you speeding?
* Wontkins: I was going for a cold soda.
* Wilkins: Frank’s?
* Wontkins: No, just any old kind.

(Jailbars slam shut)

* Wontkins: Next Time I’ll say Frank’s.

### Swimming Pool

* Wilkins: I just filled my swimming pool with ginger ale/orange nectar
* Wontkins: Is it Frank’s?
* Wilkins: Try it.

(Wontkins falls into a pool)

* Wontkins: Thanks.

### Cannon

* Wilkins: Ok buddy what do you think of Frank’s Orange Nectar?
* Wontkins: Never Tasted It...

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)

* Wilkins: Now what do you think of Frank’s Orange Nectar?

### Pie

* Wilkins: Want some Frank’s Orange Soda with your pie?
* Wontkins: Nah, Just gimme the pie.

(Wilkins splats the pie at Wontkins)

* Wilkins: Sure you wouldn’t like some Frank’s to wash it down?

### Public Service Announcement

* Wilkins: Care for a bottle of Frank’s Ginger Ale?
* Wontkins: No! I Don’t Like Ginger Ale!

(The man’s hand shoots Wontkins)

* Wilkins: This has been a public service announcement.

### Hammer

* Wilkins: Boy, This hammer reminds me of Frank’s Ginger Ale.
* Wontkins: Why?
* Wilkins: Because it always hits the spot.

(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a Hammer)

### Climbing Tree

* Wontkins: Why are we climbing this tree?
* Wilkins: For Frank’s Orange Nectar.
* Wontkins: I don’t want any.

(Wilkins kicks Wontkins off the tree)

* Wilkins: It’s autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall.

### Good, Better, Best

* Wontkins: Frank’s makes good ginger ale. (He is hitted) Better ginger ale. (He is hitted again) Frank’s makes the best ginger ale.
* Wilkins: Congratulations.

### Cheep Cheep

* Wilkins: I have Frank’s Ginger Ale and another kind of ginger ale.
* Wontkins: I Want The Cheap Stuff!

(2 Birds come out of the bottle and go Cheep Cheep Cheep)

* Wilkins: Sorry but that other ginger ale is for the birds.

### Death Defying Leap

* Wilkins: Want some Frank’s Orange Nectar before you jump?
* Wontkins: No!

(Wilkins moves the bucket)

* Wilkins: You miss a lot when you don’t drink Frank’s Orange Nectar.

(Wontkins bounces on the floor)

### Water With Dinner

* Wilkins: Want some Frank’s Orange Nectar with your dinner?
* Wontkins: Nah, Gimme some water.

(Wilkins squirts Wontkins with water)

* Wilkins: People like that need brainwashing.

### New Car

* Wilkins: You’ll like this new car.
* Wontkins: Yeah?
* Wilkins: It’s got a built-in maker for Frank’s Orange Nectar.
* Wontkins: Who needs it?

(Wilkins slams the bonnet on Wontkins)

* Wilkins: Well you can’t sell them all.

### Go Soak Your Head

* Wilkins: This is Frank’s Beverages, The finest.
* Wontkins: I’ll go soak your head.
* Wilkins: In diet, A pleasure.

(Wilkins dips his head in Frank’s Beverages)

### Psychiatrist

* Wilkins: I really love my Frank’s Ginger Ale.
* Wontkins: You Wanna see a psychiatrist.
* Wilkins: I did that’s who told me about Frank’s Ginger Ale I used to love my raincoat.

### Tunnel of Love

* Wilkins: After this would you buy me a glass of Frank's Orange Nectar?
* Wontkins: No!

(Wontkins falls into the water)

* Wilkins: I only go for a man who drinks Frank's.

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