Invictards

Invictards is a term coined by GlaceonGuy, describing current and former members of Invicta who exhibit limited cranial capacity and an amazing sheen deriving from the surpassing smoothness of their prefrontal cortices.

## Examples

### Lolingcraft

Lolingcraft is known to consider himself one of the best builders in the game, despite his buildings largely consisting of featureless stone blocks, indistinguishable from a cobblestone lavacast that's been world-edited to stone. Example:

> lolingcraft » oh yeah i build the hall of valor, its the single most impressive build on here by far
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> RobertD » (actual ingame screenshot of hall of valor, ungriefed other than signs)
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> Rhonor »
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> What's the point of griefing a cobble monster though?
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> Oh I only looked at the top part of it
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> It's stone now that I look at it again
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### OwO

Besides his hobby of selling copies of other people's maparts for a profit without permission or royalties, OwO enjoys whining about griefs, so much that one wonders if his brain smoothness makes him unable to conceive of just joining a no-griefing server.

Among other things, OwO enjoys whining about people griefing bases no one lives at, advocating that griefing maparts result in discord bans, and suggesting that notorious griefer of bases, griefyoudotEXE, only griefs highways because he doesn't grief bases:

**YeahItsR1co** (griefyoudotEXE) » think maybe its time to grief the highways all the way to nether WB

**GamingPartridge** (OwO) » greifing highways is just for players who cant find actaul bases to greif

For reference, a video of griefyoudotEXE griefing an invictard base a couple months before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-hNGuslFFQ

### Soosh

Famous for being surprised that his base was griefed a couple days after stiffing someone who told him said stiffing would result in his base being griefed in a couple days, Soosh is a well-known builder of factories and critiquer of bases. After griefing griefdotyouEXE's base, Soosh explained that it didn't count as a grief because it didn't count as a base because it was just a series of factories griefyoudotEXE had built around a central building.

Shortly thereafter, when Soosh's base was griefed (see: OwO), it was revealed that Soosh's base was just a series of factories around a central building, except in Soosh's case, all the factories were just block-by-block copied from public schematics using litematica, then plugged together with zero concern for or understanding of efficiency considerations.

## Prognosis

It is clear from the Invicta wiki that invictardism is a long term condition, dating at least as far back as when they came up with the brilliant, triumphant plan of leaking their own Providentia coordinates while drunk and/or retarded, then triumphantly destroying their own base and saving others the trouble. However, it's clear that the condition has worsened in recent times, as evidenced by Invicta's complete failure to self-grief Glaciagrad after claiming in-video to level it to the ground and being given an entire week to do so, leaving in place builds from small to the very largest, prominently including every single mapart, as well as leaving valuable items like stacks of wither skulls and shulkers of TNT in plain sight after being the recipient of leaks, well before announcing the self-grief, that their coordinates had already been zeroed.

Experts have pointed to multiple reasons for the gradual smoothening of the invictard cerebral matter. Their isolation from the rest of the game in order to silently build may have caused them to revert to primitivism, similar to savages cut off from greater society. Additionally, they may have acquired brain-destroying retard germs via their association with fellow retard faction NSO, a faction famously so grief-hungry they randomly griefed their own base mid-raid, who nevertheless refused to grief Invicta's bases, possibly providing the aforementioned leaks instead.

Regardless, the prescribed treatment is greater contact with the rest of the game, ideally in the form of TNT, withers, and lava. Experts suggest this treatment plan may shock the invictard's unused brain matter back into usefulness. Only time will tell.