Chaotic Changes/Transcript

Soul: I see the magic of the one we seek. The pot they use has been cracked. When we eliminate her, we are closer to conquering Kelon and Magila. Soul guards, We are ready for anything. Understood?

Soul Guards: [Salute to Soul]

Soul: Excellent. We will begin soon.

The scene cuts to outside Alex’s house

Soul: Guards, we have found our target. Now, they must be defeated.

Valen: [Appears out of bushes] Okay, where are Goo and Rico?

Soul: [Notices Valen] Soul Guards? An interferer is here.

Valen: [Guards point weapons at Valen, Valen holds up hands] Are you gonna lock me up somewhere? What are you even doing?

Soul: Ending our target’s life to gain order to Kelon and Magila. Our target is in there. [Points to Alex’s house] And why are you interfering?

Valen: I think we’re mixed up here. I’m not trying to interfere with you. My target’s in there, as well. I’m trying to get Goo and Rico to get down to the Underlands.

Soul: Then we have similar enemies. So, what is your plan for getting your targets? Also, what kind of species are you?

Valen: I’m a blob of goo, and I shapeshift. My favorite shapeshift would be bow and arrow, but I don’t see how that’s useful in this case. How about you?

Soul: I am a soul that has a scythe. [Holds up scythe] A soul of power. I use this for many things, some things I use this for are just… weird. Also, I kinda act very… commanding, you could say, to act powerfully to my Guards.

Valen: I’ve got a king, but you’re the king of your army? What’s it like? I’ve always wanted to be a king.

Soul: Well, all you have to do is help your people out and command them.

Valen: Those two things sound easy. Are they easy?

Soul: Well, kinda. It’s easy once you get into the swing of things. So, what type of species are you? Just wondering.

Valen: A Gooian. Shapeshifting, sentient blobs of goo. What about you?

Soul: Souls. These masks on our heads make us go unseen, letting us not be seen. The only thing is, if you wear this, you can see the invisible species, too.

Valen: Sweet! Do you have a similar mask that I could wear?

Soul Guard: Sure. [Pulls mask out of pocket]

Valen: [Puts mask on] Wow, it feels so weird! [Slides mask onto face, goes invisible] Woah! [Door opens, Soul puts on mask]

Haley: [Walks out of the house] Huh, I thought I heard a certain Soul. Well, they’re known for going invisible. [Walks back inside]

Valen: [Takes off mask] Phew, that was close!

Soul: I’m impressed. I wish I could shapeshift.

Valen: And I wish I could be a ruler.

Soul Guard: I have an idea that might be smart. What if you two switch roles?

Valen: Really?

Soul Guard: I just thought this would be a good idea. So, you will become our ruler and take his scythe. Soul, you will become a shapeshifter and go to his king.

Soul: But how will I become a shapeshifter?

Valen: Don’t worry, I think I can give it to you. [Camera faces at Soul and Guards] (Weird gooey noises) [Camera turns towards Valen] Got it. [Gives orb to Soul]

Soul: I don’t like where this came from. [Soul absorbs orb, turns into goo] Oh, would you look at that. I’m a blob of goo!

Valen: [Turns into Soul] I like this. Nice scythe I have.

Soul Guard: Now, on with your new roles!

The scene cuts to Underlands

King: Okay, what shall we do? [Soul drops from hole] Huh. I never thought you’d be back already. Wouldn’t you explore the rest of the surface?

Soul: Uh… but I *have* explored the surface.

King: That was quick. So, please tell us if we should move to the surface or stay in these parts.

Soul: Hmm… how can I persuade you… oh, right. I have not seen any reason not to let you go to the surface. What problems do you have down here, again?

King: Low-quality food, scarce amount of water, and harsh living conditions.

Soul: Well… what if I told you that all those problems are solved when we move to the surface?

King: Then I wouldn’t believe you.

Soul: I’ve been up there for a bit. Why would I lie?

King: Just admit it. The surface is nothing but a land of challenge.

Soul: Okay, seriously, I’m not kidding. Look, I’ll be back within 20 minutes. Just wait and see what I have for you.

The scene cuts to ???

Valen: Welcome, Souls. I am your ruler for now. Soul said he had some other things to worry about. So, I want to ask this: What needs to be fixed?

Soul Citizen: The pipe that gives us our water is leaking a little bit.

Valen: Let’s patch it up. [Walks to pipe, screws pipe] There. It doesn’t look like it’s dripping.

Soul Citizen: Next complaint, Kelon and Magila are our sworn enemies. Is there any way to, you know, stop our rivalry?

Valen: Why can’t you just become friends?

Soul Citizen: Sometime long ago, Soul told us that his friend ventured there and was never heard from again.

Valen: Woah. Alright, let’s still become friends. Besides, I think I know someone who knows another person who knows about Kelon and Magila.

Soul Citizen: Longest link I’ve ever heard of.

Valen: Point is, you guys are in good hands with me. Now, who wants to help me fix this place up?

Soul Citizens: Me!

Petal: But how would you fix it?

Valen: Now, who’s that?

Petal: Petal. Now, why should we follow you under your new rule?

Valen: You remember Soul?

Petal: [Lifts head] Quite. You may not know it, but he’s a *master* at deceiving. How do we know we can trust you?

Valen: Hmm… I’ll try and figure that out. In the meantime, I just learned how to do something. Food! [Scythe spins, food flies into Soul Citizen’s hands]

Soul Citizen: (Gasps) He never did that with us!

Petal: Alright. We’ll see what you are, new “leader.” [Walks out of the room, all citizens except 2 leave the room]

Soul Citizen: Don’t worry about Petal. She’s a very hard person to get ahold of. But, in the meantime, we’ll be happy with you.

Valen: So, quick question: Anything try to kill you in here?

Soul Citizen: I mean, yes, but we’re always fine. We have these scythes. They’re very useful, and it looks like he gave you his old Soul Scythe.

Valen: What? This is what the weird writing says?

Soul Citizen: He says that this was found by an old Soul. He passed along, and the scythe was stuck to the ground, guarded by the evil spirit who made the old owner pass. He had protected it so well, no one could get within 10 feet of it. So, Soul enchanted his scythe so well, he could slice a Soul Bug in one blow.

Valen: Woah. But what’s a Soul Bug?

Soul Citizen: If you’ve seen a paint can, so we’ve heard, that’s about its size.

Valen: Wow. How is it that big?

Soul Citizen: Dunno. Anyways, he had to face the monster itself to gain the power of the Soul Scythe. When he faced it, it started to attack Soul, but he had tried to even dent the beast that guarded it. His scythe did nothing. When he realized the power from the Soul Scythe was enough to stop it, he distracted the beast, then tried to pull the Scythe from the ground. He did nothing. But just when it seemed like he would be gone, his friends had helped save him. He finally got the Scythe loose, then hit the beast so hard, it had even passed the afterlife phase.

Valen: Is that even possible?

Soul Citizen: Well, I guess so. Anyways, that’s it. Look behind you. [Valen turns around] That’s a spot that helps power the entire place with powerful energy. It must only be used in special circumstances.

Valen: Okay. Thanks for the story, as well. You wanna fix up these Soulpipes?

Soul Citizen: Yeah!

The scene cuts back to Underlands

Soul: [Falls back down with buckets of food] Alright, it’s been 20 minutes. Here you go.

King: Sweet pipes. This is enough food and water to supply us for a while now.

Soul: There’s something called a lake nearby. It has lots of water and food, in case you want some.

King: I take back everything about the surface being the worst place. We’re going up there. (Yelling) Mandatory meeting!

Citizens: (Murmuring) Why is he calling a meeting? What’s it gonna be about? I was trying to take a nap.

King: Quiet down. Okay, so now that this nice Gooian named Valen has searched the surface, and it was a success! Pack your belongings. We’re going up to the surface!

Citizens: [Rush to their rooms]

King: I’ve gotta say. Nobody’s been this excited since the-

Soul: Hey, King?

King: Yes?

Soul: I’m not Valen. I’m Soul.

King: Then where’s the real Valen?

Soul: Out at my old space. My old guard gave me an idea to switch roles, and I thought it was great. I switched to being a Gooian, he switched to being a Soul.

King: So you’re a Soul?

Soul: Yes. I’ve been one since you saw me come down. I didn’t know how you’d process this.

King: Well, thanks for telling me. Is your place safe?

Soul: Kinda.

King: Yes or no? Answer.

Soul: Not all the time is there danger. Sometimes if there’s a hole in the Soulpipes, a Soul Bug or other thing pops out and comes to kill us. Luckily, we had scythes to keep us safe. I had an old scythe. It was the Soul Scythe.

King: Yeah, the story’s been told already, and I don’t want the viewers to get bored.

Soul: Okay, I guess. To sum it up, I just beat up a beast with my friends and got a special scythe that would change me forever.

King: Well, that scythe would be helpful if you can let me see it!

Soul: Valen’s got it.

King: Oh, come on! I thought you had it right now!

Soul: Well, I know where he is, and maybe we can join forces.

King: Sounds like a plan.

The scene cuts to ???

King: So this is where you hid out?

Soul: Near water, so you guys could move over here and help us eliminate our enemies.

King: Okay, now how do we get in?

Soul: Follow me. [Phases through ground]

King: Uh… what? [Thin pipe appears in the ground] Oh, there’s the entrance. [Jumps into thin pipe]

Soul: Hey. I never knew that even though I’m Gooian, I’m still part Soul!

Valen: [Walks towards King and Soul] Hey, Soul! So, do you like this?

King: Okay, back up. You’re Valen?

Valen: Yes. I’m now King Of The Souls. [Points scythe at King] This is trespassing. Leave, now. Both of you.

Soul: What? I thought you were still Gooian. If anyone’s trespassing, it’s you. Except nobody knows that, so you’re safe.

Soul Citizen: (Gasps, scream) There’s a trespasser! [Runs down halls] Grab your scythes! There’s a trespasser!

Valen: Okay, why’d you have to say that?

Soul: Give me back the scythe, and I’ll apologize.

Valen: (Growls) Never.

Soul: Then I let you take the blame. Everyone, he’s the trespasser! He’s a Gooian! I’m Soul!

Soul Citizens: (Screams) [Runs at Valen]

Valen: Oh, no. [Tosses Soul Scythe to Soul] Yes, I’m a Gooian. He’s a Soul. We traded places. But I never knew that trespassers weren’t allowed here.

Soul: [Takes mask off of Valen, puts the mask on] There. [Soul becomes Soul, Valen becomes Gooian] Now we’re back to normal. Okay, I’ve been at the Gooian’s place for some time. They’re not trespassing. I know it seems like it, but if we become allies, we could become one big team and conquer what should be ours!

Soul Citizens: What? Sure, maybe. I don’t feel trusted.

Soul: They’re good allies, I know that! Just trust me. Trust *us*.

Soul Citizens: Okay, maybe. I don’t know.

Petal: [Walks in, points Scythe at Soul] I know your tricks, now stop or I swing this at you.

Soul Citizens: [Pull Petal into a room, toss her in, lock the door]

Petal: Let me out! [Bangs on door]

Soul: Smart. She’s being annoying. Now, let’s throw a celebration for the Gooians coming over!

King: Valen, come on! Let’s go get the Gooians to come over! Soul, get us more rooms.

Soul: Will do. [Valen and King slide up thin pipe]