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Episode 162

**Episode 162** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It was the first episode to feature GirlDoesRant as a guest.

## Highlights

* It was a special all-mask edition of Drunken Peasants.
* GirlDoesRant has boobs.

## Videos Played

1. Review of DANGEROUS Japanese Fanny Flambeaux doll.
2. The @AmazingAtheist + #GunControl = Full Potato
3. Brett Keane, The internet does not forget.
4. DEVILS: ReAL Witches, Witchcraft & Paranormal (Flying Girl plays w/ Demon caught on tape)
5. RWW News: Matthew Hagee Says We Can Stop Mass Shooting By Outlawing Video Games
6. TheAmazingAtheist Fraud and Scams
7. The New Christian Outlaws
8. 4 Blood Moons, 2 Kings and 1 Leopard

## Start Of The Show

The show started out with just Ben and Mystery Guests #1 and #2. They then brought on GirlDoesRant who discussed movies with them, which led into a rant about M. Night Shyamalan's first decent movie in years, but for some reason she thought it was terrible. They talked about the horrors under Ben's mask.

They then moved on to the Troll or Not a Troll segment by playing a video of some British neck-beard ranting about some Japanese doll with flamethrowers in it. The DP concluded it was definitely a troll.

They moved on to the Crazy People Segment from a gun advocate refuting TJ on his stupid beliefs of wanting to ban all guns. The next video they played was a compilation of Butt Cream videos over the years. They stopped the video because Ben is afraid of music. They moved on to another video of this crazy fuck trying to prove that **totally legit** flying girl video was actually caused by demonic entities from another realm.

They then moved on to Mathew Hagee who makes the claim that video games cause mass shootings, now where have we heard that before.

## Middle Of The Show

They played a video of Butt King exposing TJ's scams. What follows is nothing but pure slander. Most of the proof Brett pointed out was all twisted and fallacious. Next they moved on to Wild Bill who spoke a bunch of theocratic bullshit. Then GirlDoesRant and TJ had orgasms over the presence of God and Satan.

## End Of The Show

After a slew of Internet problems, a photo montage of girls with "I love DP" drawn on their boobs and/or butt cheek(s) was shown. Afterwards, another photo montage of fans wearing the Drunken Peasants T-shirts. The show ended early because the Internet problems were getting worse.

## Quotes

* *"Drunken Peasants Podcast number one-sixty-fucking-one, bitches!"* - Ben forgets how to count.
* *"Have you ever had sex with a fruit?"* - ~~Scotty~~ Mystery Guest #2's question to Mystery Guest #1

## Trivia

* On the stream the episode was mislabeled as 161 showing us once again Ben can't do shit right.
* All the people who jerked off to GDR was secretly jerking off to TJ, Ben included.
Episode 96

**Episode 96** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

## Videos Played

1. Bronies are LOSERS! (Troll or not a Troll)

## Start of the Show

The Drunken Peasants began the show by discussing a magical place called *Else*, and then moved on to talk about TJ's buying habits. Technical issues interfered, but the show quickly resumed after a minute. They then watched a subtle Domino's commercial.

## Quotes

* *"TJ randomly bought some chairs today."* - Scotty
* *"There's a void in my life that only two red chairs from Goodwill can fill."* - TJ
* *"Let's just blame Canada."* - Scotty
* *"I've always hated Canada. You know the mark of their country is a leaf, and as we all know leaves are evil."* - TJ
* *"Never criticize Texas."* - Scotty
* *"The only people that think Texas is cool are people from Texas."* - Ben (clarified this to be a joke)
* *"Don't make Big Daddy Dillion unleash his wrath on you!"* - Angry Teenage Boy
* *"Maybe this is a subtle Dominos ad."* - TJ
* *"John Cena is not cool enough to be satanic."* - TJ

## Trivia

* TJ has visited a magical place called *Else*. It is a land full of Else, according to Scotty. It's probably a beautiful place, like Hell.
* TJ's dream chair is an inexpensive (around $15) *Lazy Boy* rip-off, according to Scotty.
* Scotty has always wanted to go to Austin, Texas. Presumably so he could kill fags.
Episode 140

"*Are you ready for my carbon emissions?*"
—TBR
**Episode 140** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants. It features the return of the Bible Reloaded and Stevie as guests.

## Videos Played

1. John Cena is Illuminati
2. Wild Bill News Check 8-10-15
3. The Truth about CO2
4. 25 Fulfilled Bible Prophecies you can't deny
5. Women being difficult with their men and vice versa
6. Wretched: Ray Comfort responds to atheist accusations.
7. Trump's 'Gitmo' plan leaked
8. The Official Rapid Ramen Commercial
9. The Dog Dicer - A One-Of-A-Kind Hot Dog Slicer
10. PC Matic
11. Kitty Shack As Seen On TV Commercial Buy Kitty Shack As Seen On TV Tube Cat Bed Pet Bed
12. BullsEye Pee Pad

## Start of The Show

Episode 140 began with a stunning display of incompetence. The guests volume is too loud and two videos from episode 139 are watched again, without any acknowledgement from the Peasants.

## Trivia

* Higher C02 is not a bad thing.
* Pearl Harbour happened because Japanese people have weird eyes.
* Scotty is secretly Mickey Mouse.
* Scotty is an anti-semantite.
* Episode 140's wiki page has a stunning lack of information. Nobody can explain this phenomenon.

## Quotes

* *"Man, fuck you TJ."* - Scotty
* *"Smoke Weed Every Day."* - Jesus Christ
* *"Oooh, put things in me."* - TJ,Impersonating his anus
* *"Women, stop being difficult."* - The Beast

## Screenshot

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Episode222

**Episode 222** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast

## Highlights

* KaceyTron's Boobs, Hair.
* micropenis
* The great Chicken McNugget vs Wendies Nuggets debate

## Videos played

1. Bitch boy slap fight song
2. trumps a bad landlord
3. trump stakes
4. teacher knows over student
5. RWW News: Pat Robertson: 'Tough Warriors' In NFL Shouldn't Criticize Georgia Over Anti-LGBT Bill
6. RWW News: Tucker Carlson: Anyone Who Points Out White Privilege 'Is By Definition A Racist'
7. RWW News: Glenn Beck Says Ted Cruz Has Been Preparing To Be President His Entire Life

## Start of the Show

They started the show with the bitch boy slap fight clip, then they talked about being ddos attacked.. Then they talked about Mc.nuggets and the they talked about trump and his awesome stakes. KaceyTron got ddos-ed off the show so there was a jump cut then they talked about a teacher knocking over a student..Pat Robertson talks about the NFL and gay marriage.

Whatever... the show sucked

## Quotes

"Shit goin' HAM up in the dolla' sto' "- TJ

## Trivia

Ben Cackle Counter: Ben laughed in his signature way 24 times during the show
David Pakman

David Pakman is...

This first section is called a lead. You'll want to fill it with the most important aspects of the character's life. Think about a newspaper article. Put the best stuff up front!

## Biography

Use this section to give greater details about the character's life.

## Behind the scenes

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Billy the Fridge

Billy the Fridge is...

This first section is called a lead. You'll want to fill it with the most important aspects of the character's life. Think about a newspaper article. Put the best stuff up front!

## Biography

Use this section to give greater details about the character's life.

## Behind the scenes

If there's anything you'd like to say that's not derived from episodes, but maybe comes from interviews that actors or crew gave, use this section.
Eskimos

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**Eskimos**, also known as **The Supreme Race**, are an oppressed group of minorities that remain relevant only when fat, racist assholes degrade them. What these bigots don't realize is that Eskimos are savages and are currently making their way down to Ohio to shove a spear up their oppressor's ass.

To be fair, many Inuit communities were annexed by Canada, so I'd say they're actually doing quite well given the circumstances.

## Habitat

Eskimos live in arctic tundras where they can bone polar bears in solitude. They live in plastic igloos with heaters. If these Inuit assholes haven't already gone extinct, then there's only about 14.3 left in existence. They can be found in Antarctica and Michigan wishing that they belonged to a different ethnic group.

## SJW Wet Dream

SJWs such as Ryan Wiley have a massive boner for Eskimos because they are so oppressed and embody the helpless little community of darkies for the SJWs to stroke their Savior complexes to. As usual, the Eskimos never get anything besides Tumblr pity.
Egalitarianism

### Beliefs

The belief that all people are equal and deserve equal rights and opportunities.

### Demonym

Egalitarian

**Egalitarianism** is the belief that all humans should be equal, and is usually used as a position on gender rights. Many feminists and some Mens' Rights Activists hate Egalitarians, because they're dumb and don't understand that the world isn't black and white. The Drunken Peasants have egalitarian views.

## Anti-Egalitarian Views

### (Radical) Feminism

"*Not a coincidence it’s always men and boys committing mass shootings. The pattern is connected to ideas of toxic masculinity in our culture.*"
―Anita Sarkeesian[src]
"*I've actually read many studies that state the opposite, that gender segregated classrooms improve learning (same with race).*"
―Anita Sarkeesian[src]
### Religion

"*3 Likewise, teach the older women to be reverent in the way they live, not to be slanderers or addicted to much wine, but to teach what is good. 4 Then they can urge the younger women to love their husbands and children, 5 to be self-controlled and pure, to be busy at home, to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands, so that no one will malign the word of God.*"
―Bible Titus 2:3-5[src]
"*Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them.*"
―Quran 4:34[src]
Aboobacker Amani

**Aboobacker Amani** (born 17 May 1995) is a Muslim scholar, Writer, Author, Businessman and founder, serves on its Board, and current Chairman of Quba Educational Trust located in Kozhikode, Kerala. He is amongst the most respected and influential Islamic scholars in Kerala. He received a degree in Islamic studies from Jamia al-Maquar and holds a post degree in Islamic Divine Law and Theology from Markazu Ssaqafathi Ssunniyya.
Episode 111

**Episode 111** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. This episode had one fat-ass, and one wanker. They played some stupid dub-step shit in the beginning of the podcast. They also did a shameful advertisement for their stupid T-shirts. They did a boring as fuck montage of the shirts they sold being worn by faggots.

## Videos Played

1. Kid Believes He Can Turn Super Saiyan Like On Dragonball Z (Troll or Not a Troll)
2. Toilet Paper Jihad
3. Is the GOVERNMENT SECRETLY preparing AND PLOTTING to KILL CHRISTIANS??? You decide. Wake up. (Joshua Feuerstein)
4. The Reasons Why Democrats Are the Party of Slavery and Victimization | ZoNation (Zonation)
5. Amazing Atheist retard owend
6. How I view reality...
7. Cruz reaffirms same sex marriage stance
8. Policeman rather eat at McDonalds than saving a life
9. Wounded vets upset after Spring Breakers spit, pour beer on them
10. Man Chants USA At Commie Liberal In The Schools

## Trivia

* The thumbnail for this video is from this very wiki.

## Gallery

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Episode 50

**Episode 50** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

During this episode, TJ announced that he officially changed his last name to Cena. He also tried to sell drugs to his Patreon faggots. They discussed TJ haters, envious white chicks, nuke denying farmers, retarded cops, and Feminazis oppressing men.

## Videos Played

1. The Amazing Atheist Rapist
2. Confused Girl Says She Wants To Be Black Because Blacks Are More Privileged!
3. Nukes Don't Exist!
4. "Randy Rhoads" is "Randi Rhodes" a transvestigation special event.
5. 'Orange Is the New Black' Star Lea DeLaria - Shouts Down Subway Preacher
6. Julien Teaches His 'Dating' Techniques To Pick Up Women (bitch got scared and deleted his bullshit, this is a small clip of it)
7. Police Charge 90-year-old Man, 2 Pastors with Feeding Homeless
8. Aussie Cameraman Gets Confession Then Carjacked (not the same video, but same story)
9. Would you experience North Korea?
10. A video about Kiss of Love Kochi (Can't find)
11. Ex-SEAL Describes Killing Bin Laden (different video, same story)
12. The Whizdom - Male Urinary Device
13. Hilarious Commercial - The Wunder Boner.
14. Toilet Tunes - Make Music When You Take a Leak
15. Banned Infomercial Ad: Chatty Patty
16. Kush Commercial "A Natural Rest for the Breast"
17. Style Screamer - Look Chic While Shrieking Terror into Criminals
18. Plate Talk Puts a Whiteboard On Your Car
19. My Lil' Reminder Infomercial
Eggs Rank/Dear remaining Admins

Dear reamaining admins,

Alot of you are shocked over the departure of two members of this wiki Bullshit Police and Emily. My response is to move on from this day evolve and get over it. There is an entire section of information we need to cover whether it be past, present, or future the Peasants are counting on us.

"Never give up."

- Adolf Hitler
Episode 23

**Episode 23** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It features the second appearance of PaulsEgo.

## Highlights

* The return of PaulsEgo.
* DP attempting to end the war Brett Keane saga.
* The rise of Chocolate atheism.
* G Man fails to understand the No True Scotsman fallacy.
* Some questions.

## Videos Played

1. Deleted Brett Keane Video *(not found)*
2. Another Deleted Brett Keane Video *(not found)*
3. I am officially a Atheist!!!!!!
4. Deleted G Man Video *(not found)*
5. Atheist: You are right and I am wrong!!!!!
6. Cop Shoots Dog *(not found)*

## Start of the Show

The show started out with the intro playing twice accidentally because Ben is an asshole.

They decided to put a nail in the coffin of the Brett Keane saga by playing a Brett Keane video. Brett's argument was that he was being attacked, because he wasn't allowed to bring his stupid posse on. Brett then got Adam and CheDubs on his video to concur on all of Brett's points.

Ben showed a Skype message to Brett Keane telling him he's banned.

They then played a video of Brett responding to Ben's post saying he wont be on the show anymore because its below his level. His reason: the DP were jerks. Ben left comments on Brett's video which lead to more videos.

## Middle of the Show

They then played a video of G Man saying he's an atheist, when he called himself the Chocolate Atheist everyone knew he was trolling.

They played another video of G Man retracting his statement just to prove the no true Scotsman fallacy false. Then Vekl and ShannyIsMe got angry at him for doing the smartest thing he's ever done.

The saga continued with another G Man video saying he didn't even fully understand what the no true Scotsman fallacy was.

Last in the saga Butt King claimed this would be the end of his channel. Haha. No.

## End of the Show

They played a news story about an asshole cop who shot himself while trying to shoot a dog who did nothing.

They answered from questions from TJ Fucks Things and other faggots. Paul and Ben sang a song from *The Rocky Horror Picture Show*.
Episode 187

**Episode 187** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast.

## Videos Played

1. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

## Start Of The Show

The show started out with a video of TJ answering a very convoluted nonsensical question. TJ announced that he quit smoking for the 170,000th time and also announced he had a hemorrhoid. They shilled the Dinoaur and were surprised how successful the Dinoaur shirts were.
Episode 206

**Episode 206** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast.

## Highlights

* Third guest appearance of AlphaOmegaSin.
* Ben and TJ take hits from a beer bong.
* TJ mentions us!
* Brett Keane is done talking about TJ orn YouTube.

## Videos Played

1. Brett Keane Eats Chili
2. [Archive] Brony Says Clopping is an Art Form
3. RWW News: Robertson: Bernie Supporters Are Ignorant Sheep
4. Bernie Sanders on Clinton Impeachment (12/18/1998)
5. Hillary Clinton lying for 13 minutes straight.
6. TheAmazingAtheist - Brett Keane Last Response Video on You Tube
7. Video Game Underground Sing Along TV commercial
8. ARE WE LIVING IN THE LAST DAYS??? Stop playing around with God .. because even some people in the "church" are headed to hell!!! #aJESUSmessage

## Start of the Show

The show starts with a video of Brett Keane eating some Chili. After that the show started and they brought AlphaOmegaSin and PaulsEgo on. Ben and TJ agreed that they would chug a beer bong for each 20 Audible trials. They discussed Twitter and Steve Shives on a blocking tirade for a bit and then went on to a Troll or Not a Troll with a brony who believes that clopping is an artform. It was decided that he was not a troll. After that, a video where Pat Robertson said Bernie supporters were ignorant sheep was shown. After that they got 20 Audible trials, TJ and Ben chugged some beer, and Paul slapped himself. Alpha left for audio reasons and when he came back him and the peasants had a long, drawn out, fucking BORING conversation about wrestling.

## Middle of the Show

Next they watched an 18 year old video of Bernie Sanders discussing Bill Clinton getting sucked off and his impeachment. He then brought up problems that are still problems to this day. They discussed the video and the problems of 'Merica until TJ and Ben had to take more bong chugs. The peasants then played a video about Shillary Clinton making a bunch of flip-flops, but had to interrupt it to take beer bong shots and for Paul to slap himself. They eventually continued the 13 minute long video of her lying out of her ass.

## End of the Show

They next moved on to the Crazy People Segment where Butt King said he would never talk about TJ again on YouTube. Seriously. They then got more Auidible trials and Ben chugged some more beer. Ben chugged an especially thick Porter beer. After Ben's chug, Ben played the Video Game Underground theme for AlphaOmegaSin. Alpha said he might visit the store in his visit to Ohio soon. After that they went on to a Josh Fuckstain video where he talks about humans living in their last days and Gawd. They finished the episode after that fat turd was done talking.

## Quotes

"*I'll break whatever chair I want to!*"
—TJ admitting his racism towards chairs

## Trivia

* You're not a real man until Steve Shives blocks you on Twitter.
* Brett King is done making videos about TJ on YouTube.
* Scotty possesses extensive knowledge of stocks market values, based on his ability to instantly recall Twitter stocks. Sources of this power are unknown.
* The show has never had an Asian guest (according to TJ) and is therefore racist.
Drunken Peasants episode 91

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## Appearances

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## Notes & trivia

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FalseShepherd/Category pages

## Category Pages

I've been visiting a shitload of Category pages and they're really barren. So i've been touching them up and making them look badass.

http://drunken-peasants-podcast.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Hipsters

There's an example of what i feel all category pages should like. ^

* Have a description of the category.
* A video/music video that gives an audio/ visual example
* Then a bullet list of official criteria that a page has to meet to have that particular category added to the page.

This should give a more defined and less nebulous idea of what each category is and what pages apply to what categories.
Europe

"*Having rights? Sounds dangerous old chap!*"
—Europe

Explained in simple and plane American.

### Countries

EU: Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, The Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, United KingdomNon EU: Albania, Andorra, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Iceland, Kazakhstan, Liechtenstein, Macedonia, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, Norway, Russia, San Marino, Serbia, Switzerland, Ukraine, Vatican City

**Europe** is a continent located like 100 miles from America. It is where all the clean white people came from besides the Irish. It is divided into Western Europe and Eastern Europe, which were former Commies. It is now full of horrible socialist countries where there's healthcare and more taxes.

In light of recent bullshit in the shithole called the Middle East, much of Europe has recently been invaded by radical Muslims that will eventually replace the white socialist pussies and enact Islamic law. Europe, like the rest of the world, was once almost owned entirely by England and France.

Europe is primarily inhabited by British people, Frenchies, Spainglo-Saxons, Scandinavian socialists, a couple Russians, Germans, Italians, Kim Kardashian's grandmother and the Greek gods.

## On DP

*Read more: Drunken Peasants Europe Trip*

 It was graced by the presence of the Drunken Peasants in their Europe Trip. The peasants unsurprisingly are adored by all the socialist cucks in these countries, leading to it making up a a sizable amount of their fanbase.

Europe is often the butt of some of the peasants' jokes. Despite this, they have also done shows at special times in order to cater to the European audience who can normally only watch live late at night or early in morning.

## *ԀP'd*Countries

* France
* Italy
* Netherlands
* Vatican City
* United Kingdom
	+ England
	+ Scotland
	+ Wales
Episode 45

**Episode 45** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It features the first appearance of VenomFangX.

## Show Summary

The episode consisted TJ, Ben, Scotty, and VenomFuckX playing a 3 hour long game of toast (Banana edition). Venom blew his load for 2 hours and 52 minutes because he had never had sex or masturbated in his entire life. It took 3 hours after the show for TJ eat it up. VenomFuckX also demanded that TJ stop swearing so it could be a family friendly debate or he would not stay on the show, only furthering the boredom of the episode.

## Trivia

* When it aired, 3,000 fans were mysteriously sent to the hospital for a coma. This fact was only (mostly) covered up due to Ben's excellent propaganda skills.
* It has only been watched in its entirety by John Cena and some other cuck, being the number one fans of the Drunken Peasants.
EggsGate 2017

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"*Ben took away my virginity when I first saw this.*"
—Pope Francis after being shown EggsGate on Random Discussions of the Inebriated Variety.
**EggsGate 2017**, also known as **#EggsGate** or simply **EggsGate**, was a famous scandal surrounding a series of videos of Scotty doing various lewd acts, including: sexual intercourse with multiple Eggs, pouring hot yolk on his dick, giving several dogs herpes, and wearing a bikini made of human skin. These videos were part of TJ's private collection, but were mysteriously made public on December 25th, 2017. In addition to TJ, Scotty had also sent them to a guy he was seeing at the time, who sent it to two others.

TJ made a video on his Amazing Atheist channel on December 31, 2017 reviewing the whole ordeal and laughing at Scotty's inability to crack an egg with his cock. TJ has showed no remorse for doing any of those things, citing his already infamous reputation on YouTube.

## On DP

"*At least my last name wasn't Bananafucker.*"
—Scottys response to TJ's sex scandal.

The event comes up occasionally on the podcast but it rarely phases Scotty, he may get a panic attack and his dick will spin around 360 degrees like a helicopter but aside from that he's grand, he has said that he sent the videos to a trusted male friend, who later had leaked the videos online to show the world the meaning of happiness. Some idiots believe that Scotty leaked the videos himself for attention. Idiots that are debating Scotty often bring up EggsGate to get a rise out of him when they have nothing of value to offer to the conversation,immediately winning the debate.

Ben, Scotty and TJ all left audio samples in hopes someone would make them into a song about EggsGate and their wishes came true.

## Quotes

* *"I took that yolk up the ass like a pro, bitch!"* - Scotty telling the haters to fuck themselves.
* *"10/10 - Incestual masturbating never felt this good."* - Stevie
* *"What if Scotty is a trap?"* - TJ
* *"It could have been a threesome, you bastard!"* - Monica disappointed at not having a lead role, leaving Scotty for a more handsome man.
Episode 70

**Episode 70** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

The show starts with shitty Audible Trial shilling, followed by the intro. Scotty isn't on this episode because he is pussy whipped by Monica. Ben and TJ talk about America's Bad Haircut, in which TJ states that he would cut off his left arm and shove it up his anus to celebrate the lousy half-wit nation exploding. They go on to talk about Armageddon Spice AKA Sarah Palin. TJ's pea-sized brain struggles to read a comment from Stefan Molyneux, a dirty Jew and make believe SJW. It ended with a Q&A segment.

## Videos Played

1. SyeTenAtheist's Jaclyn Glenn Video
2. Christian Santa Claus "Atheists Are Unamerican" Video
3. Glenn Beck's Film Review - Exodus: Gods and Kings
4. Shake God Off Taylor Swift Parody #freespeech #atheists #1989 (audio only)
5. Resident Evil 5 Is Definitely Racist
6. The Earth Does NOT revolve, rotate, wobble, spin, or move
7. Ryan Wiley's The Mythology of Elevatorgate
8. TVC Marilyn Manson - Deep Six Satanic AntiChrist Illuminati EXPOSED !!!
9. Crazy guy stands in line at Taco Bell and tells employee his name is "Jesus Christ is Lord."
10. JESUITS ATTACKED CHURCH OF GAIL, LIFE SUPPORT LOST
11. Brent Spiner speaks about Gail Chord Schuler!

## Media

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 Episodes
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Episode 7

## Episode 7

### Director

*Unknown*

**Episode 7** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

## Highlights

* Fox News and Conservacuck Extravaganza!

## Videos Played

1. Nancy Grace on Pan Again *(not found)*
2. Another cunt on Pan *(not found)*
3. Sean Hannity on Pan *(not found)*
4. Elizabeth Hasselbeck on Pan *(not found)*
5. Newt Gingrich Stupidest Question Ever
6. Dutch figure skater flips off opponent
7. Brain Dead Mom Kept Alive for Baby *(not found)*
8. Man arrested for holding a sign *(not found)*
9. Women should be forced to have a baby if raped *(not found)*
10. College Friends Find Out They're Half-SIsters *(not found)*
11. Gingrich and Santorum on Crossfire
12. Mike Huckabee defended by Rick Santorum
13. Hannity Sucks Florida's Dick *(not found)*
14. IRS Oppressing Hollywood Conservatives *(not found)*
15. Brian Kilmeade on Security *(not found)*

## Start of the Show

They started out by going over pan stories.

## End of the Show

They played videos and answered a few questions from fans.

## Trivia

* TJ requires a twenty-four hour notice before having to look at Nancy Grace.
Episode 32

**Episode 32** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants.

## Highlights

* S.E. Cupp's continued insanity.
* Ryan Wiley's ~~math~~ meth degree.
* John Boehner's attempt to sue ~~Osama Bin Laden~~ Obama.
* DP talks with Clancy.

## VIdeos Played

1. Ryan Wiley Being a Twat *(not found)*
2. VERSUS: The Amazing Atheist - Eating Meat [Part 1]
3. Jerry Sandusky's wife: He's not guilty
4. Obama rallys for paid family leave
5. John Boehner: I'm suing President Obama
6. Outrage: Vasectomy plea deal?
7. Student Trapped In Giant Vagina Sculpture
8. Trashy YouTuber *(not found)*
9. Cupp outraged over Chipotus fail
10. Should GOP court minority votes?
11. CNN bitch about Worldcup *(not found)*
12. Asshole on Transgenders *(not found)*
13. The Interview North Korea *(not found)*

## Start of the Show

They started the show talking about the backlash they got for laughing at the Albuquerque police shooting. Basically a bunch of whiny faggots got mad that they made jokes about someone getting shot, even though the jokes were at the expense of the cops. They also had a bunch of shitty audio issues.

After that they played a video of Ryan Wiley bragging about his shitty math degree and how Jaclyn Glenn, TJ, and Thunderf00t are morons. After that they played another video from an atheist who hates TJ called the Vegan Atheist who made a video response to TJ's evil meat eating apologism.

Next they played an interview of Jerry Sandusky's wife being a Jerry Sandusky apologist and deny his guiltiness. They followed that depressing story with an interview of Obama advocating for paid family leave.

## Middle of the Show

They took a long ass break for 30 minutes. Then they played a video of John ~~Boehner~~ Boner talking about his plan to sue Obama for ruining good ol' 'Murica.

They played a video of S.E. Cupp getting angry over a vasectomy plea deal. After that they played a video of Anderson Cooper trying to report a news story about a student who got stuck in a vagina statue but was hesitant to say the word because he's gay. He kept saying "gina" instead of it's correct formal usage: dick receptacle.

They played a video of a 29 year old YouTuber who looks like 40 who skinny dipped and posted a bunch of pan on his channel.

## End of the Show

They played another video of S.E. Cupp ranting about Obama visiting Chipotle, which was followed by another Crossfire video about the GOP and whether or not they should court minority voters. Next they played that CNN bitch comment on how much Americans like Soccer.

After that, they played a video from a Doctor in bullshitology talking about how transgenders are unnatural demons who suck blood for a living. They also played a news story about the Interview movie and the outrage of North Korea. Then they took a break.

They had some video calls and answered some questions until the end of the show. They talked to TJFucksThings.

## Trivia

 Episodes
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Episode 11

**Episode 11** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It was the second episode to feature the appearance of Galen Hallcyon.

## Highlights

* The return of Galen.
* A bra that comes off only for true love.
* The continued antics of Sarah Elizabeth Cupp.

## Videos Played

1. Zoo Kills Marius the Giraffe in front of Kids and Feeds Him to Lions
2. Jack Hanna Rips into COPENHAGEN ZOO for Killing Marius the GIRAFFE
3. Bill Maher Vs. S.E. Cupp *(not found)*
4. Man pays money to turn his daughter straight *(not found)*
5. Comcast to buy Time Warner Cable
6. Al Franken on the Comcast/Time Warner team up *(not found)*
7. Rush Limbaugh on the Gay football player *(not found)*
8. Toledo Mayoral Candidate Ben Konop Heckled at Press Conference
9. Shooting down drones from your backyard
10. Topless woman offends people *(not found)*
11. True Love Braw *(not found)*
12. S.E. Cupp's Bullshit *(not found)*

## Start of the Show

Ben claimed John Cena as the worst wrestler ever. They then brought Galen to defend S.E. Cupp (how fitting). They talked about how Scoopy is garbage.
Episode 236

**Episode 236** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast.

## Highlights

* "Fuck weed, I don't smoke that shit!"-TJ
* Joseph Martelli waited behind the building offering blowjobs to everyone, including TJ.
* TJ can't figure out how to use a cigarette machine
* Paul's nose got fucked by a mosquito

## Videos Played

Winsor McCay - How a Mosquito Operates [1912]

## Start of the Show

* After a customary 2 minutes of TJ and Scotty fighting, each drunken peasant recaps their story of the Joseph Martelli incident at the Columbus, Ohio meetup.
	+ Paul's version of the story begins with him smoking on the back deck with some fans when suddenly he hears a voice yell "MARTELLI!". Catching his attention, he turns towards the noise and sees Joseph in a hoodie filming in front of the building. He said "AY!" upon seeing him and the entire event emptied into the street.
	+ Ben was sitting near the bar and heard the commotion and the crowd forming. He then responded "fuck it" and continued to drink.
	+ Scotty was on the patio and heard Joseph yell "MARTELLI!". He had been waiting all night for Joseph to show up and had been yelling out into the street for Joseph to come see them. When the mob went after Joseph, Martelli "usain bolted" away and ran for his fucking life down the streets.
	+ When TJ was alerted to the presence of Joseph Martelli, his immediate reaction was that he wanted to see Tommy From The Bronx beat the shit out of him as Tommy had been talking about it earlier in the night. Tommy busted out of the bar with his bulging chest muscles and scared Joseph to the point of running for his life while presenting his ass to the mob.

* During the Information Segment, the Peasants learned about a 1912 silent film names "How a Mosquito Operates" by Winsor McCay. They then played the film which depicts a giant mosquito tormenting White Guilt Paul.

## Trivia

Ben Cackle Counter: 25 times during the show.

Paul is the official Southern correspondent
Episode 95

**Episode 95** is an unorthodox episode of Drunken Peasants. The episode was devoted exclusively to a planned debate between Dr. Jean-Francois Gariépy and Brian Young. It featured a pretty standard structure: each side got an introduction, followed by questioning from the hosts, and ending with a conclusion. It was held at Summer Slam.

## Young's Introduction

Brian Young prepared a slideshow with a bunch of shit in it. It was just a lot of Jesus stuff and other creationist shit.

## Gariépy's Introduction

JF provided a fundamental basis for the evolutionary theory with scientific facts and God-hatred to back it up. He seemed to be the more logical one in the debate.

## Questioning

TJ asked questions about bananas. He also asked questions about the Bible.

## Results

G Man won the debate, obviously. But seriously, JF destroyed all of his creationist arguments and ripped that nigga a new asshole.

## Quotes

"*Well scientifically, you're related to a banana.*"
—Brian owning TJ
Episode 26

**Episode 26** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. This is the first episode where Scotty was replaced by Scotty Cena.

## Highlights

* Telling the school system your sexuality.
* Morgan Spurlock talks the rise of atheism.
* Some tall basketball player with an awesome name.
* Obama is the Devil.

## Videos Played

1. School district questions parents' sexuality
2. Will Smith's daughter in bed with man *(not found)*
3. Van Jones: Republicans right on prisons
4. Why More Millennials Are Atheists
5. Fuck the amazing atheist *(not found)*
6. Van Jones Netflix *(not found)*
7. TALLEST BASKETBALL PLAYER IN HIGHSCHOOL EVER "Tacko" (7'5 2,28m) CNN
8. Obama to heckler: You're screwing up my speech
9. Raising Minimum Wage is BAAAD *(not found)*
10. Newt Gingrich on Benghazi *(not found)*

## Start of the Show

The show started off by playing some Star Trek audio clip before the intro. They also showed the replacement for Scotty, John Cena who would later evolve into Scotty Cena.

The first new story they played was about a school survey asking parents about their sexuality. Then they played a video of some idiots overreacting because some teenager was in bed with a 20-year-old man!!!! A Van Jones video was played of him agreeing with republicans on the whole prisons issue.

Next they played named Morgan Spurlock talking about the rise of atheism in the millennial and the atheist churches. Someguy827 also made a video bitching about the Amazing Atheist for leaving a negative comment on IMustDestroyAll's video. He declared TJ to be the next Onision.

## Middle of the Show

They took a break after the beginning of the show.

They played a video about Van Jones praising Netflix. Another video was played of a high school basketball player taller than TJ. This really pissed TJ off.

Then Obummer tried to hold the rage of this crazy right wing asshole heckling him at his speech. TJ found out obama is the antichrist from very credible sources. Next up S.E. Cupp accusing Mitt Romney of catering to the icky immigrants by wanting to raise the minimum wage. The screen went red with blood. They played more Crossfire on Newt Gingrich ranting about Benghazi and how Obama is evil.

## End of the Show

They took another break and then they answered questions by the fans.
Amagi

## General information

The Amagi class (天城型 *Amagi-gata*) was a series of four battlecruisers planned for the Imperial Japanese Navy as part of the Eight-Eight fleet. The ships were to be named Amagi, Akagi, Atago, and Takao (initially named Ashitaka),[1] after the mountains Amagi, Akagi, Atago, and Takao. The Amagi design was essentially a lengthened version of the Tosa-class battleship, but with a thinner armored belt and deck and a modified secondary battery arrangement.[2]

Limitations imposed by the 1922 Washington Naval Treaty prevented the class from being completed as designed. However, the treaty had a limited allowance for hulls already under construction to be converted into aircraft carriers. Amagi and Akagi were both intended for conversion, but an earthquake damaged the hull of Amagi so extensively that the ship was scrapped. Akagi was reconstructed as an aircraft carrier and served with distinction as part of the Kido Butai during the Second World War, participating in the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor before being sunk at the Battle of Midway by the USS Enterprise.

## In Game Description

A battlecruiser design with very powerful artillery. Though outclassed but other battleships of her time in terms of armor, Amagi was, to a great extent, superior to them in terms of speed.

* Advance info
* R&D
* Add-ons
* Strategy
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Episode 106

**Episode 106** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. The episode was supposed to feature a evotarded French dude again debating a genius creationist who believes in and loves God, but was cancelled because of the bullshit about Ben and Anita Sarkeesian.

The peasants decided to do a regular episode instead. Early in the show AnitaGate was brought up. They invited JF anyway. JFG betrayed TJ by coming out as a feminist who defends and respects Anita Sarkeesian. He also betrayed the Drunken Peasants Podcast Wiki by not mentioning them even though he said he would.

Next, they went over a disturbed creep for Troll or Not a Troll but were too creeped out to come to a conclusion. The Creationist Cat absolutely destroyed TJ, so much so that the Creationist Cat became the new host of the Drunken Peasants and TJ's ass consumed himself into non-existence. The DP talked to McKenzie Heritage about Butt Cream's rant against her.

## Videos Played

1. Troll or not a Troll- Sims 3 creep(too creepy to find)
2. Creationist Cat Pwns TJ
3. Butt Cream's Channel DMCA'D
Episode 218

**Episode 218** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast.

## Videos played

1. ?
2. White guys fart in my face matters to me ![1]
3. ?
4. RWW News: Glenn Beck Says Failing To Elect Ted Cruz Will Leave Us Will Blood On Our Hands
5. RWW News: Pat Robertson Praises Supreme Court Blockade
6. ?
7. what a Clinton vs. trump would look like.
8. Hunk Hogan wins lawsuit
9. convicted guy released from jail
10. Otto Warmbeer in the DPRK (North Korea)
11. Don't Be A Window Licker, Vote For Trump
12. no lips debate (not found, Did not look for that shit)
13. New Crusades Rising
14. ?
15. the Europeans are from mars
16. Post Show: Feminist Theatre

## Post Show

they talk about I.C.P, Then they played some Feminist Screaming... they then order a pizza online.. Then they went back to the Screaming.. The pain was real. T.J coughed up a storm. Then there was some white people dancing. T.J says "Retards" over and over.

## Quotes

"Neat" -T.J

"Black retards popping and locking" - T.J

"...we are the powerful people in society, white, white Christian males."-Paul spilling the beans on the Drunken Peasants' true religion

## Trivia

* Paul's ego is the reincarnation of the 27th President of the United States William Howard Taft
* Ben Cackle Counter: Ben laughed in his signature way 15 times during the show
FakeSagan

**FakeSagan** is a smooth terrorist who had some history with TJ, having made videos responding to TJ all the way from 2007. He was brought up many times on the show. He looks like the Conservative Hammer.

## Gun Incident

Back when Free Speech Vids was in the works, TJ, FakeSagan, Galen, Holly, and Ocean (FakeSagan's girlfriend at the time,) did a livestream on blog.tv to raise money for it. After shots of EverClear and other drinks, Sagan's and TJ's true colors were revealed. In full-on money whore mode, TJ berated anyone who donated under $5 , while Sagan proceeded to go on drunken ramblings telling people to give them money, even going as far as threatening to shoot himself in the head live on stream if $150 wasn't donated.

He even made out with TJ during it. He then proceeded to threaten everybody at gun point, and even at one point tried to pick a fight with TJ because he coughed during Sagan's money whore-infused sob story. He later cut himself and almost fainted. For the rest of the stream, they tried to get an ambulance for him. They were banned from blog.tv while streaming after these incidents occurred. They discussed the debacle on Private Show #1.

## Trivia

* FakeSagan and TJ once made out on camera.
* He looks like Abraham Lincoln at some angles.
* He once appeared on WE tv's Big Easy Brides to showcase his wedding dedicated to Satan

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSzMIkRb5M4

 File:Fakesagan's drunken speech.
Episode 56

**Episode 56** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

1. Segments

## Segments

* Galen calls [1]
* Why be an atheist guy [2]
* "Ex-gay pornstar" says that Satan loves anal sex [3]
* Your Argument is Wrong, reproductive rights [4]
* Christian challenges TJ's atheism [5]
* The Captain claims that mental disorders are fake [6]
* Lady claims there are no atheists [7]
* Pat Robertson performed a "miracle" [8]
* Bill Cosby's AP interview [9]
* Obama's immigration policy vs Bush's immigration policy compilation [10]
* Republican politician responds to Obama's immigration plan [11]
* Obama deals with hecklers [12]
* House republicans file lawsuit over Obamacare [13]
* Bill O'Reilly bitches about Eminem [14]
* BREAK [15]
* BREAK ENDS [16]
* Stupid ad: Super soaker Oozinator [17]
* Ray Cumfart funny pics [18]
* Stupid ad: John Cena Footlocker [19]
* Stupid ad: Japanese toilet training commercial [20]
* Stupid ad: Bright feet [21]
* Stupid ad: Hulk Hogan's japanese air conditioning commercial [22]
* Stupid ad: Asprey deodorant [23]
* Stupid ad: Shitty "jump rope" [24]
* Stupid ad: Happy hot dog man [25]
* Stupid ad: Dump cake [26]
* Stupid ad: Slim suit [27]