Link's on Strike

### Featured characters

Gwonam, King Harkinian, Link, Mayor Cravendish, Lord Kiro, Zelda, Impa, Duke Onkled

### Made by

SwishFilmsinc

**Link's on Strike** is a YTP video

## Transcript

**Gwonam:** SwishFilmsinc.
**King Harkinian:** Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to send Link to Gamelon to aid him.
**Link:** No way!
**King Harkinian:** Mah boi, you're going to Gamelon.
**Link:** No! I won't go there!
**King Harkinian:** What the hell? You do what I say!
**Link:** Fuck you, The King, I'm on strike!
**King Harkinian:** St-st-st-st-ri-i-i-i-i-i-i strike? OAH! You sack of shit! You can't be on strike!
**Link:** I sure can, shithead!
**Mayor Cravendish:** This is *legal*, you know.
**Link:** See?
**King Harkinian:** Take him away!
**Lord Kiro:** Yes, my liege!
**Gwonam:** Squadala! We're off to prison.
**Mayor Cravendish:** Oh, Your Highness is a dick!
**Zelda:** Link, why are you on strike?
**Link:** That old Ganon is boring and the King is gay!
**King Harkinian:** You want a piece of me, boy?
**Link:** You want to fight fat boy? I'll piss on your head!
**Zelda:** Father! Link! Stop fighting and talk!
**King Harkinian:** We can talk about mercy.
**Link:** Yeah! Sure thing.
[*Title card "Later Still" is shown.*]

**King Harkinian:** After you aid Duke Onkled, then I'll take you to dinner.
**Link:** No!
**King Harkinian:** Then I'll get you porn.
**Link:** No!
**King Harkinian:** How about you aid Duke Onkled, then I'll take you to dinner, then I'll rub pizza on your dick.
**Link:** No!
**Zelda:** Link, go to Gamelon for fuck's sake!
**Link:** No you whore!
**Impa:** Oooh my! The triforce says shit.
**Duke Onkled:** Link, please! Aid me!
**Link:** No! You can go die.
**Gwonam:** Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
**King Harkinian:** Fuck!
**Gwonam:** It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
**Link:** Go suck my penis you old queer!
**Gwonam:** You Link, are a lazy turd!
**King Harkinian:** Hmmm... Zelda, how about you have sex with Link?
**Zelda:** What?
**King Harkinian:** Screw Link.
**Zelda:** You've got to be kidding.
**King Harkinian:** Zelda, Screw Link.
**Zelda:** No!
**King Harkinian:** Screw Link.
**Zelda:** But father!
**King Harkinian:** Enough. Screw Link.
**Zelda:** Ugh... You better fuck fast.
**Link:** Oh yeah it's easy! You got this cock see?
**Zelda:** No. Make me crouch down.
**Link:** Hey, great boobies!
**Zelda:** Thanks! Hehe Link, your cock is friendly.
**Link:** Yeah! It likes you. Ohohohoh that hurt. Ohohohoh! I'm about to shoot my stuff!
**Zelda:** Good!
**Link:** Going, going, gone!
**Zelda:** Uh, uh uh.
**King Harkinian:** Link, aid Duke Onkled.
**Link:** No!
**King Harkinian:** Ohh! No mercy! I'm going to take away your balls!
**Link:** Oh sh\*t!
**Zelda:** Stop!
**Link & King Harkinian:** What?
**Zelda:** Link, you are a tool.
**Link:** Yeah!
**Zelda:** Some tools need rubies before they'll work.
**Link:** Rubies, great! Well I guess I better get going to Koridai!
**King Harkinian:** Gamelon.
**Link:** Fuck!
**King Harkinian & Zelda:** [*laughing*]
**King Harkinian:** Sex for me!
**Mayor Cravendish:** I managed to conceal this magic lantern to please me.