RHOSJ Season 9

* Marcey Bruckstein
* Ashley Weaver
* Jenna Preskol
* Ruby Green
* Mabel Weathers
* Kira Waisalot

Episode One

Marcey shows off her new shore house and the girls appear to be happy. Kira is now penny pinching and selling Arik's belongings after being sued by Ruby. Ashley and Angelo take the only remainder, Logan 2, to the doctor to give him a sex change. Newly pregnant Ashley shares excitement about having more children. Ruby, Jenna, and Mabel help Ruby with the design of her soon to be bar/resteraunt. Mabel and Sylvester deal with Paige having diabeties like it's cancer.

Episode Two

Mabel hooks Paige up to an IV and shaves her head. Marcey skeptically invites the girls down to her new home and tells the Lauren's to be on there best beahvior. Kira plants explosives in the Children's Hospital and writes Ruby's name on the detanator. Ashley takes Logan 2 to the library to explain child birth to him. Jenna and Ruby start to construct the resteraunt. Kira takes Arik to the cemetary to feed the tombstones Cheez-Its.

Episode Three

Logan 2 spills cheerios on the counter sending Ashley into an explosive rage. She duct tapes him to the wall and begins smashing plates on all sides of him. She opens a bottle of JD and down the whole thing, then throwing it at Logan 2. Jenna drives to NPC to drop her daughter off to live with her father. Mabel schedules chemotherapy for Paige. Ruby finishes her resteraunt. Marcey sets up her house and has a fit when Lauren drops her draidels on the floor.

Episode Four

Paige tries to run out of the hospital and Mabel hits her with a blood plump and knocks her out. She drags her back to the room and they begin the chemo. Angelo shows up and notices hundreds of empty alcohol bottles sprawled around the house. He walks into Logan 2's room and see's him duct taped to the wall and Ashley knocked out in a pile of vomit. He takes Logan down and kicks Ashley in the teeth. He runs off with Logan 2. Marcey buries Lauren in the sand during high tide and smashes her draidels with a hammer infront of her. Kira and Yvonne head to Equilibrium to throw out all the horses food and dump there garbage in the stalls. Ruby holds her grand opening. Jenna gets sent to the principals office for bullying a third grader and stealing kids lunch money.

Episode Five

The girls arrive at Marcey's new house. Marcey hides Amanda so Kira doesn't sacrafice them like she did Logana. Jenna, Mabel, and Ruby get too drunk and run out to the ocean. They notice Lauren in the sand and begin kicking dirt in her face. Marcey runs out kicks Lauren in the head. The tides roll in and they all cheer and sip there wine as Lauren inhales ocean water and shells. They go back to the house and Marcey throws a bonfire. Jenna questions why Ashley is drinking alcohol while she's pregnant. Ashley chucks her bottle at Jenna and it smashes on her face. Ruby yells at Ashley and Jenna gets in her face intimidating her. Kira runs over and throws Jenna back and Jenna threatens Ashley. Mabel roasts smores.

Episode Six

The girls sit down and Marcey changes the topic to Mabel to ask how Paige is doing with her diabeties. Mabel explains she just finished her first treatment. Ashley is seen guzzling a bottle of tequila in the back. Kira asks what kind of treatment and Mabel says chemotherapy. Ashley erupts in laughter and Ruby throws a rock at her. Marcey worridley asks why and Mabel says its whats best for her daughter. Kira pulls up a recent picture of Paige bald and says twinsies, pointing to her head. The girls stand up in horror. Mabel chugs her wine glass and smashes it on the ground, then goes to bed. The girls follow, expect Kira who sprints to the ocean and puts a lit firecracker in Lauren's mouth.

Episode Seven

Marcey cooks breakfast for the girls. They come down and Jenna pants Marcey. Marcey smacks her with the frying pan. Ruby helps Jenna up and they go watch the baby channel. Mabel comes down and helps Marcey in the kitchen. Kira comes runs down the stairs and straight to the beach. She see's Lauren still in tact. She runs over and notices the high tide took the firecracker away. She kicks Lauren in the mouth. Ashley falls down the stairs already intoxicated. She sits up and starts punching her stomach. Marcey stops her which Ashley grabs Marcey's hair and slams her head into the railing. Jenna and Ruby go eat there pancakes and all of a sudden the girls hear a loud boom come from the beach.

Episode Eight

They all runs out and find Kira sprawled on the beach and  Lauren shaking her head vigirously to get out. They notice Kira passed out with a firecracker a few feet from her. Marcey digs Lauren out and high fives her. They all go inside and make mimosas. Marcey walks past a knocked out Ashley and kicks her in the face. Mabel is frantically gathering her stuff stating that Paige has low sugar and she needs to get her to chemo asap. Jenna and Ruby try to convince her to stay. Mabel swings her suitcase in the air and hits the both of them with it. She runs out and drives off.

Episode Nine

Ashley wakes up and charges for Marcey. Marcey grabs a broom and whacks Ashley with it, causing her to fly back 40 feet. Jenna and Ruby run upstairs and hide in there room. Ashley judo-kicks Marcey in her cooter and smashes all of her vases. They are stopped abruptly by Amanda screaming for help from her room. Marcey runs upstairs and finds Amanda hidden in the corner and Kira wearing goggles and holding firecrackers and a lighter. Marcey charges Kira and pushes her out of the open window. Kira falls and all 12 firecrackers set off.

Episode Ten

Kira runs inside and steals all of Marcey's glasses. Jenna and Ruby run out and try to stop Kira. Kira runs to the beach and hops on a boat, then sailing out to sea. They go inside and help calm Amanda down. Lauren comes downstairs and Marcey notices something draidel shaped in Lauren's pocket. Lauren appears afraid, but Marcey just winks at her. Marcey tells the girls they need to leave her house now, and that Ashley is banned. Ashley defecates in Marcey's grandmothers urn and they all leave.