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Reggonomics

**Reggonomics** (男の傲慢) is an advanced heresy of Eggonomic Theory; an enigmatic and malicious conception born out of the attempt by several powerful stand users to circumvent natural law and achieve Eggless Travel. It has long since grown out of control of its creators and remains a testament to the folly of mankind.

## Ovulation

"*Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this shell!*" - Ronald "Ronnie Ray Gun" Reagan

Reggonomics was initially proposed by former President and current space wizard Ronald Reagan as a means of altering the fundamental laws of the universe to make Eggless Travel more accessible. The aim was to bring greater Eggonomics firmly under the control of humanity for the betterment of all mankind. Codenamed *Operation Shellbreaker,* Reagan brought together some of the most powerful stand users in the world to form the Egg Analysis & Development Division (EAD). This included Grand Mariner **Surfshack Tito** and Time Traveling Mechanist **Reginald "Reggie" Nintendo**.

"*If the egg doesn't fit the chicken, change the egg*" - some old guy.

With the concepts of Eggonomics and Advanced Eggonomics already easily understood and well known by all, the limitations it imposed upon mankind were self evident. It became clear that the only reasonable course of action was to radically alter the fabric of reality itself to free mankind of the shackles of this existence. If you can't change the rules of the game, change the game.

The plan was to use sheer brute force to create an artificial stand with the ability to edit Universal Source Code and shatter The Firmament itself. According to the theory, once The Firmament was shattered, cosmic yolk would trickle down from the cracks in the the temporal shell and imbue humanity with the innate ability to conduct Eggless Travel.

By combining the abilities of Reagan's stand「We Didn't Start the Fire」along with Tito's stand「Surfin' U.S.A.」and Reggie's stand「Mega Drive」the EAD was able to create an artificial Deviled Egg which shortly hatched into the stand known as「Rocket Man」.

Tragically, the plan backfired horrifically. Due to the laws of Net Neutrality any power acted upon the universe provokes an equivalent reaction. Under ordinary circumstances this is not typically noticeable, but the raw power of so many S-Tier stand users working in concert caused extreme terminal backwash, with major unforeseen consequences. Reagan was cursed to wander the cosmos, Tito was now only able to speak in cryptic riddles, and Reggie was forced to work at GameStop.

「Rocket Man」itself remained highly unstable. Without proper guidance, it quickly defected from the control of its creators, disappearing deep into the Discordant Realms. To this day it remains at large, aimless and confused, casually warping reality in the darkest corners of the universe. Recent events have brought about speculation that the Heart of Darkness may now be using 「Rocket Man」for its own nefarious purposes.
Celestial Pawnshop

If there's one thing I've learned after 25 million years, you never know what is gonna come through that door.

### Location

Detroit, Michigan

The **Celestial Pawnshop** (コズミックファーマシー) is a pawnshop located in Detroit, Michigan that is known to do business in a large quantity of ethereal and exotic items. It is said that anything that can be imagined can be bought there, all except for a copy of Battletoads for the NES. The store is currently in a fierce rivalry with their primary competitor Quest Buy who sell almost exactly the same items but have a much better customer loyalty program. Vice is an infamous patron of both.

## Profile

The Celestial Pawnshop's owners are purveyors of all manner of strange and cosmic items. Notably, they are the only business with the intellectual property rights to the recipe needed to brew the ancient Purple Elixir of immortality. They are infamous for their stubborn resistance to haggling and eyewatering steep prices. For instance, a cask of Purple Elixir itself costs 99 Madmen's Knowledge, the same amount required to discover the Eldritch Truth. This is a pointed bit of irony on the shop's part, the joke being one must forgo the pursuit of truth to live an eternal life of ignorance. Even more annoying, the store will only buy back a cask of the Elixir for a mere 9 Madmen's Knowledge, because video games.

## Notable Stock

 King Tuckyashirtin's Pimp Cane
 Ong's Hat | Sold Out
List of Inhumans

The following is a list of Inhumans.

A

* *Achter, Gavrel (Junkman)*
* *Aeric*
* *Agon*
* *Annie*

B

* *Bellhauer*
* *Boltagon, Ahura (Ahura)*
* *Bray, Doris*
* *Brewn, Maise*
* *Brisson, Anna*
* *Brown, Rebecca (Dahlia Dorian)*

C

* *Cain, Ulysses*
* *Carlos*
* *Chen, Xiaoyi (Iso)*

D

* *Daisuke*
* **Dania (Red Raven)**
* *Dawood*
* *Deol, Dinesh (Grid)*
* *Doris*

F

* *Fiona*
* *Fleming, Rhonda (Glorianna)*
* *Flynn*
* *Fume*
* *Furball*

G

* *Garza, Sarah*
* *Geldhoff*
* ***Gill, Donald (Blizzard)***
* *Grove*
* ***Gruler, Clare (Iron Cross)***
* *Guerrero, Emily (Synapse)*
* *Guerrero, Ivan (Shredded Man)*

H

* *Hollow*

J

* *Jack Chain*
* *Jardeesh, Janus*
* ***Jessup, Randall***
* ***Johnson, Daisy (Quake)***
* *Jovana (Captain Swain)*

K

* *Kaboom*
* *Kacy*
* *Khan, Kamala (Ms. Marvel)*
* *Kamran*
* *Kawade, Kei (Kid Kaiju)*
* *Kimura, Ren*
* *Kludge*
* *Kohl, Victor (Exile)*
* *Kravinoff, Aleksandra (Sasha Kravinoff)*
* *Kravinoff, Anastasia (Kraven the Hunter)*
* *Kristian*

L

* *Lafayette, Lunella (Moon Girl)*
* *Lucas*

M

* *Mackowitz, Marty*
* *McAllister, Brian (Barf)*
* *McDevitt, Barbara (Quickfire)*
* *McGee, Frank*
* *Meruda*
* *Michelle*
* *Minnick, Ash (Panacea)*
* *Miss Meech*
* *Mother Bones*

N

* *Naja*
* *Ng, Thahn (Living Dream)*
* *Nightfall*
* *Nobili, Carmen*
* *Nobili, Gordon (Lineage)*
* *Nobili, Joseph*
* *Nocculus*

P

* *Pertuz, Ariela*
* *Pertuz, Dante (Inferno)*
* *Plutaris, Hubartes (Hub)*
* *Prell, Sylvia (Fulmina)*

Q

* *Quade, Ember (Emulator)*

R

* *Roderick, Adam*
* *Romeo*
* *Roy, Ajay (Banyan)*

S

* *Sackett, Morris (Mosaic)*
* *Samalson*
* *Schlickeisen, Richard*
* *Serrata*
* *Sheath*
* *Sim, Mark (Haechi)*
* *Soo, Ian (Telekinian)*
* *Spark*
* *Spirit Animal*

T

* *Taylor, Alice*
* *Tirade*
* *Tomoe (Techno Golem)*

U

* *Uber Alles*

V

* *Victor Kohl's little brother*
Fag Cabs

Fag Cabs LLC (同性愛車) is a cab / shell company owned and operated by Vice. The company exists primarily on paper as Vice mainly uses it as a vehicle to launder money. It currently has only one functioning actual taxi.

## History

Fag Cabs was founded in 1803 as "Her Majesty's Royal Hansom Company" in the United Kingdom. The name was changed following WWI (Then known as International Civil War II) and the company was reorganized in 1918 as just "Royal Cabs" "Royale Cabs" or "Royale with Cheese Cabs" depending on the day.

Vice had spent the better part of the late 1970s traveling across South America conning various local lotteries out of their winnings while disguised as a Latino Americhicano named "Miguel Delabor von Senor Hitler." Desperately in need of a way to convert these fistfuls of Peruvian, Chilean, Californian and Brazilian banknotes into real useful American money, Vice purchased "Royale Cabs" to serve as a front. His rationale behind this was that it being a British cab company would explain why it had almost no respectable customers and why all the cabs smelled like shit.

Using all of his business acumen, Vice rebranded the company again to "make it look legit and keep the feds off the scent." Part of his restructuring included heavily promoting the ability for customers to smoke inside the taxi, so Vice renamed the company "Fag Cabs" to fit this new angle and reflect its British origin. For some reason he believed that South Americans were all gay and heavy smokers, and this would explain to the IRS why it was generating such large quantities of foreign currency.

At one point, Gay Robot requested to ride in one of the cabs, and was quickly furious about what he considered to be flagrant false advertising.
Bullet With Butterfly Wings

"She's the ultimate baddie though!"

**Bullet With Butterfly Wings** (サッキーバス) is Brandon's stand he acquired after being split in half by a closing Window while he was trying to create more monstrosities.

### Appearance

Bullet With Butterfly Wings appears as a synthetic fusion between Shego, Blackfire and Ember McClain, embodying all of their most sexually appealing characteristics at once. It is wreathed in darkness and shadow and never loses its alluring devious smile.

### Abilities

**Regenerative Biokinesis:** Bullet with Butterfly Wings uses a haunting sexy cartoon aura to slowly repair damaged tissues and other battle energies sustained by Brandon in combat. It also prevents Brandon from having to ever leave the house.

**Stopping Power**: Despite having a highly provocative sexualized appearance, it is not possible to have intercourse with the Stand. Any attempt Brandon makes at this results in his penis being violently torn off, growing back after a painful 24 hours. This fact does not stop Brandon from trying.
Will Smithotep

## Info

Will Smithotep is the powerful ancient Egyptian pharaoh known

### Aliases

The Fresh Prince of Cairo, Will Smithotep the Magnificent, the black dude in Men in Black

### Relatives

Carlton, Uncle Phil, Aunt Vivian, Agent Darkbootie

## Physical description

### Height

Over 6 feet tall surely

for his rap track Wild, Wild West and not much else. He is very sexy and likes the summertime. He remembers the 90s. Do you?
Aida Yukimasa

".........."

Aida Yukimasa is a weeaboo furry who left his fursuit back in Portuguese, but not his $100 katana. He's also captain of the Goatse 13's second division.

### Appearance

Yukimasa has a bad haircut but a decent taste in fashion. He's also really fucking tall for a Japanese dude. When he gets drunk he has the tendency of dressing up as a merchant because he thinks it makes richer or something. When he actually manages to find his fursuit he gets a really edgy glowing face in his incorporeal shape. His voice also sounds like scraping metal and he forgets how to speak English. Alcohol's real bad man.

### Personality

While he has a cold demeanor for the most part, Yukimasa's awkwardness always finds a way to rise up to the surface. That being said, he thinks too much about killing and has an unhealthy obsession with slaughtering human beings on top of torture. BDSM is his favorite e-sport. All of this cracks up when big-tiddied Pauline shows up and he becomes a stupid puppy aiming to please his master. Socially stunted and ill-mannered at all times. Can be forgetful sometimes.

### Abilities

**Master Sword Skills:** Yukimasa has spent too much time watching anime and practicing with a sword, giving him insane reflexes and cutting power with his cheap-ass dollar store katana.

**Bankai:** As a captain of the Goatse 13 Yukimasa is capable of bankai. His bargain bin katana has developed into a proper zanpakutō named *Hazukashī Naga-sa* (恥ずかしい長さ) with the command of "stab." Yukimasa's shikai is capable of guaranteeing connection with his sword, which he usually uses to slice off his opponent's fingers since it gets him off. The downside of this is that Yukimasa cannot defend or parry with his sword during the targeted attack, leaving him open to intervention and bold counter-attacks. Yukimasa's bankai proper allows him to materialize piercing blades from any surface he lays his beady eyes on. He can keep his distance while materializing meaning it's a safer option for him and can be overwhelming, but it lacks the guarantee hit nature of causality that his shikai has.

**Beast Mode:** When Yukimasa wasn't watching weeb shit he was binging Disney movies, and his favorite was *Beauty and the Beast*. The good old one, not the live action one. Coupled with his time on DeviantArt this fixation has led him to become a rampant furry that speaks in "holy god please shut your lips my ears are bleeding" and Disturbed vocals. When Yukimasa is bloodlusted he goes Beast Mode and becomes very stinky, as well as growing into a vaguely humanoid incorporeal shape still able to wield his blade. The only way to harm him during Beast Mode is to attack his weak spot: Pauline.
Egg I

The **Egg I** (pronounced Egg One), sometimes called "Eggy" or "The Orange Rolling Hunk of Shit" is a shitbox 1969 Dodge Charger pulled out of a scrapyard and fitted with a supercharged air-fryer convection based time-oven. It was built in Flint, Michigan at the request of Vice for use in the Dark Continent Campaign.

### Design

The car has most of its internal mechanics stripped out to make more room for luggage, meaning it has no air conditioning, no lights, no suspension, no shocks, no airbags, and no working doors. The stereo system does still work but the CD player is jammed with a copy of *Jimmy Buffett's Greatest Hits* lodged inside. The front-end is equipped with a Minecraft diamond grille guard to protect the paint from chipping after running over kids. Vice wanted to have it painted "Miami Nights" neon purple so he wouldn't forget where he parked it, however, a mixup at the workshop resulted in it being painted "Traffic Cone" instead.

Prepping the car for safe dimensional travel required numerous considerations. Powerful Magicks had to be employed so the car could survive the rigours of cross-time warp. This involved painting a large square of goat's blood on the roof to ward off the pharaoh's curse. A big blue X was then painted on top of the blood, an occult sigil used to invoke the divine protection of the great trombone player, Malcom X. Finally, thirteen white pentagrams are included for good luck.

### Functionality

By doing really sick looking burnouts, the engine overclocks and physically tears open a portal in spacetime just as easily as you can tear your anus during an extremely rough session of anal sex, as discovered by top scientists in the field. Then it's as easy to drive between worlds as it is to drive down to the streetcorner to pickup a femboy prostitute, as one does on a typical Sunday evening. The brakes don't work so the vehicle comes equipped with an anchor that you toss out the window when you want to stop. For economy reasons, the turbocharged engine block has been outfitted with a conversion kit so that it can run on raw cum, a resource ridiculously plentiful within the Virtual Realms*.* The Egg 1 is able to get 30 parsecs per nut in terms of mileage.
Spooge Demon

Effigy of the Spooge Demon

The **Spooge Demon** (雪だるま ) is an ancient and powerful eldritch entity that inhabits the Masturbatorium. Its motivations are presently unknown.

## Profile

The Spooge Demon is an extremely powerful multi-dimensional entity composed entirely of cum. To sustain itself, it drains the life force of visitors to the Masturbatorium, offering its luxuries and the tranquility of the location as an equivalent exchange. The Spooge Demon is known to be sympathetic in nature, genuinely providing comfort and peace of mind to its guests while never overdrawing from their life reserves despite the complete helplessness of their post-nut state.

## History

Beyond this point lie **major spoilers** for *Weskerocity*, *Death Stranding*, and *Nier Automata*. **Proceed at your own risk**.

The Spooge Demon was originally a mortal known as John Snowman, who, due to over-consumption of Final Fantasy games, was suffering from a terminal case of The Gay. In search of a cure, he traveled to the city of Yharnam where he met Dr. Hideo Kojima, who was experimenting in Mio Ministration as means to treat incurable illnesses. Kojima attempted to cure John's gayness with a new method of Mio Ministration using the newly discovered Tropical Island flavor. However, this treatment failed and instead hyper-accelerated the gayness coursing through John's veins turning him into a homobeast that was more cum than man.

Eventually the Mio completed its transformation of John into the Spooge Demon. This conversion awakened him to the Eldritch Truth but destroyed his humanity in the process, transcending him beyond the mortal plane. The Spooge Demon now exists in a multi-dimensional cross platform state, granting it access to immense power, as well as the libraries of both the Playstation and the Xbox (A concept that can really fuck you up if you're not used to having an option). All at the cost of having to exist as a cum demon.

## Powers

The exact powers of the Spooge Demon are unclear, however it often answers when called upon for assistance.

Vice was able to establish this accord with the Spooge Demon, summoning its effigy in his fight against the Double G Mafia. The Spooge Demon's life draining powers in conjunction with Vice's own innate ability to drive people to madness resulted in the complete stillbirth of their brains. The Spooge Demon is also capable of imbuing those in its concord with Stand abilities. This was the case with Vice as the Spooge Demon is responsible for providing his true stand of **[REDACTED]**.
Moloch

The ancient heretical god Moloch (*怖い悪魔*) is an Infernal entity that has made its home in Hell after the falling of the Canaanite religion, where it served as a deity of prosperity and herding. It serves as a representative of the Demiurge that elites of the Earf worship for maintaining their cruel power over the masses. It normally manifests as a bull (originally meant to represent the sacrifice of its livestock to us humans, but nowadays twisted to represent our own sacrifices), but also has been depicted as an owl, most notable at Bohemian Grove, for the elite see it as the pinnacle of their wisdom.

Moloch is behind the Big Cattle conspiracy and seeks to turn mankind into its lambs to be freely slaughtered and herded at its whims. It detests man for straying away from the worship of its once benevolent visage.

Threat Level: Omega AIDS-Tier
Dysfunctional Family

## Information

The Dysfunctional Family is a nuclear family living in the Virtual World that, as you may have guessed from their denomination, is an unhealthy unit. They like to speak with guests while they have domestic disputes.

### Father

The presumed head of the household, the father, or "Daddy" as he is often called, is a terrifying entity of death who is almost never present, since he needs to go get cigarettes so often at the nearby gas station. Daddy is known to be violent to his wife and abusive to his child in more ways than one. It is a common known fact that the only reason Mommy and Daddy are together is because of Daddy's abnormally large black cock.

### Mother

The wife of Daddy and the caretaker of their son, the mother, or "Mommy," is a woman with both good intentions and a mean streak, and she always makes poor mistakes involving the family. One of these mistakes is Mommy's habit of inviting the in-laws over to visit, leading to family drama. Mommy loves her son very much, and legally owns the house they live in. This house has a secret tunnel connecting to the sewer system that bad people like to use to do bad things. Mommy loves Daddy's big black cock.

### Son

The beloved, broken son of the family. Characterized by his incredibly deep, slightly raspy voice, the Son was raised by Mommy and Daddy in an unhealthy manner. Visitors and extended family are charmed by his earnest nature and honesty.

The Son is afraid of Daddy and loves his Mommy, but both of these feelings have been numbed thanks to years of abuse. His favorite game to play is Minecraft on the Nintendo Entertainment System, but he's also reportedly a huge fan of Hitlerball: Infinite: Busted Nut X.

## History

One fateful winter day around Christmas, Mommy invited some in-laws over to the house. Daddy was absolutely enraged by this, causing him and Mommy to get into a large physical fight, breaking much of the furniture in the process. The Son was so used to this level of violence, however, that he just sat through it and spoke with the in-laws.

After the fight, Mommy made The Son a nice cheeseburger. Poor kid couldn't handle the divine juiciness, and he had to rush to the bathroom. If he hadn't made it, the house would have surely been crushed by the awesome surge of defecation. Sadly the toilet merged with The Son for a time, hungry for a victim. After some help from extended family, The Son came out to find Mommy and Daddy fighting again. Minecraft on the Nintendo Entertainment System became his distraction. Mommy yelled at the in-laws some while Daddy went out to get some cigarettes at the store. At this time, a sexy bird girl taught The Son a bit about female anatomy.

When Daddy returned, he was unfortunately locked out of the house by Mommy. He climbed up to the balcony to rest, and was locked in place by frost. The Son and Mommy found Daddy outside and said their last goodbyes as Daddy slowly faded from consciousness and ultimately froze to death.
Brandon Break

A Brandon Break (*卵割れ*) is a freak happening in a universe where the timeline splits, however ***the multiple timelines may be perceived by multiple people at once and all be equally valid within the same existence*** in accordance to Perception Theory. (Note: The Night Parade of One Hundred Demons is not a recurring Brandon Break but a psychic attack by the Archons). Eggless Travel is reportedly easier to conduct under the influence of a Brandon Break, and certain individuals wish to use this phenomenon to resist the cruel fate that is the Closed Timeline Loop Theory.
Masturbatorium

The **Masturbatorium** (ナッツルーム) is a mysterious place of great comfort or agony depending on who visits it. Its form changes depending on the individual visiting it, with its true form being unknown.

## Profile

The Masturbatorium molds itself to assume a form most comfortable to individual seeking to use it. It is a place of respite for most, though for certain individuals it can become a place of pure terror. The place is stocked with various comforts and conveniences all perfectly tailored to its visitors tastes and personal needs. It is known that there appears to be a correlation between the power of the vistor and the sophistication of its design, with particularly weak individuals only finding a small dark room with a massage chair, a TV, and a box of tissues.

Only those who have sought out the favor of the great trombone player Malcolm X are permitted to enter. Women are forbidden entry entirely, indicating some connection between traveling to the Masturbatorium and Eggless Travel.

## Inhabitants

The Masturbatorium is the host to a terrifying eldritch entity known as the Spooge Demon (雪だるま ). The exact origins of this being or its greater machinations is uncertain, though it is known to feed upon the life force of its guests, perhaps as a toll in exchange for the comforts provided.
Moai Ur

"Welcome Mooner Star, to this place where cum is made."

Not much is known about the eldritch being, Moai Ur. His origins have been pinpointed to a faraway cosmic body dubbed "Prime Jizz."

It is entirely possible that he merely thought himself into existence. Many speculate it was the volatile battle between Mell and the God of Fatass Barz himself that spawned Moai Ur. Others say it was the other way around. That the Primordial Gods were nothing more than a byproduct of Moai Ur thinking about deep shit.

He lives in the border space between our physical realm and the starscapes of Outer Autism. A cursed dimension that is as confused and mysterious as Vice's sexual orientation.

## Appearance

He looks like a dude with a rock on his head. The fuck did you expect, dumbass?

## Abilities

Moai Ur talks a lot. He argues endlessly over shit nobody else cares about. He is extremely autistic. This is likely due to his close proximity to -tism space. He tends to notice patterns that no one else can see (probably because they aren't really there). His claws are sharp like Minecraft diamonds.

He's also immortal and has a big, fat, fuck cock.

## First Encounter

Shortly after Gay Robot ordered an observatory be built on Ram Ranch, the US Marines began to experience strange dreams. It was soon discovered that Moai Ur was invading their wet dreams about being fucked by bulging cowboy cocks. Through these erotic dreams, he willed them to nut simply by snapping his fingers. In their dreary ears, he whispered to them.

"The Nevereverar shall not save you this time, gay mortals. War is cumming!"
Night of Long Ops

Not to be confused with the Night of Long Installs, the Night of Long Ops (これはとても退屈です) was an equally painful trudge during the Cruel Summer in Halo 4's Spartan Ops and campaign. Much time was flushed down the shitter as Wesker endlessly died and came back to life with little to show for it and little punishment, with each death only meaning a waste of a handful of seconds and nothing more.

All that is left for him in this night is the LASO, which while a nightmare is turning out to be not so bad so far. Only time will tell if this is how it fully pans out.
Hyperrealistic Blood

**Hyperrealistic Blood** (月経血) is the liquid secreted by most of the orifices of Brandon.EXE.

## Appearance

**Hyperrealistic Blood** looks exactly like normal, coagulated blood, but acts like a Non-Newtonian fluid (Similar to Oobleck)

## Origins

It was brought into existence the same day that Brandon.EXE was, as it is created, and therefore part of him.
Chamber of the Heart

The **Chamber of the Heart** (ナイトメアハート) is a mysterious dreamlike location consisting of **[REDACTED]**. It is only accesible by [**REDACTED**] and by those who are able to [**REDACTED**]. It is the domain of **[REDACTED]**. During the **[REDACTED]** it served as the site of the final battle between **[REDACTED]** and **[REDACTED].**
Huell Neutron

"Rationally"

**Huell Neutron** is the hyper intelligent Deputy Chairman for the Department of War, Extrajudicial Justice, and Free-form Jazz for the Holy Cocaine Empire. He is the son of Sir Isaac Neutron.

### Appearance

Huell is a rotund walnut man with hair styled much like Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong. He is rarely seen without a smile unless he's unhappy in which case the person responsible won't live long to see his other expressions. He has a fondness for wearing clothes inspired by the hit sitcom *The Cosby Show*.

### Abilities

Huell has the mind of a genius with a measured IQ of 102, the highest recorded Intelligence Quota in the known universe. He is a brilliant tactician and capable of strategizing his way out of just about any situation. He is also very capable at sleight of hand which he uses to perform magic tricks to entertain his friends and relatives.

Huell's Stand ability is named「Smooth Criminal」which allows him to cause chaotic misfortunes to befall those in the same room with him. His stand can engineer fate to make all sorts of calamities occur to the objects of his ire, such as tripping on a rug and breaking their neck on a bowl of oranges, breaking their neck on the nightstand while putting their pants on, having an ironing board fall on them breaking their neck, and breaking their neck by looking in their mailbox the wrong way.
Hot Dog Succubus

The Hot Dog Succubus (*ホットドッグの売春婦*) is an entity encountered in a friend of a friend who knows a guy's cousin's kitchen that is obsessed with making hot dogs and other junk food luncheon. It is particularly weak for a Succubus but naturally still falls in league with the Archons due to her tempting stare. She is unable to possess individuals but may coax them into sharing hot dogs with her.

## Appearance

The succubus appears in the form of a doll with red round-rimmed glasses and some nerdy chick's brunette hair. She smiles without breaking eye contact.

## Personality

The incredibly weak succubus pours almost all of its Immortal essence into forming its doll-like shape and employing motor functions despite the logical conclusion of a doll, so it leaves little room for expression. However due to its actions it comes off as relatively harmless despite being pure fucking evil by nature. A nice decoration perhaps.
Jugglery

**Jugglery** (愚かな面白いでたらめ) is the ancient and secret art of conjuration and spellcraft through elaborate rituals that abuse the cosmology and numerology of things that may appear inconsequential to force yield a miraculous result. Not to be conflated with Magic or Magick, Jugglery is less of a mystical application and more of a scientific method based on countless trial-and-error experiments stretching across eons of human history. Seemingly unrelated phenomena may be manipulated at the same time to initiate a state of change in oneself and one's surroundings, stretching the interpretive concepts of the phenomena to their limit and pushing more desired definitions.

## Jugglery Methods

* Eggless Travel: a complex procedure to induce locomotion, made more efficient by Ong's Hat.
* Lesser Key of Solomon: using a key and aligning oneself with the heavens unlocks doors to lower planes.
Отряды

* Серафимы  - чистильщики нашего племени. Именно они обеспечивают порядок и чистоту.
* Василиски  - туннелеры. Они прекрасно владеют навыками ориентирования в подземлье. Василиски помогут вам спастись, и заодно принести важные ресурсы для племени.
* Грифоны  - скалолазы. Несомненно, они играют большую роль. В горах им нет равных, заплутавшим грифоны с радостью помогут.
* Боевой Легион  - все о магических и реальных боях ты узнаешь здесь. Боевой Легион защищает наше племя от внешних и внутренних угроз.
* Игры Юнцов  - малышей развлекают Фениксы, Говоруны и Поучители. Благодаря этим котам пора Юнцов становится краше и светлее.

* Подводные жители  - пловцы. Только им разрешается заходить в глубокие воды и проводить Забеги, позволяющие быстро качать ПУ.

* Блог Поддержки - помощь племени. Коты, проявляющие обычную племенную деятельность могут получить за это достойную похвалу.

* Дни рождения - время, когда человек становится старше. Мы ценим каждого соплеменника, потому его день рождения для нас важен.
* Семьи - вся информация о семьях и их составе есть на этой странице
* Уроки - на этой странице собраны ссылки на статьи со всеми уроками для юнцов и учеников
Magic

Magic (*ピッグラテン*) is an art of trickery used by charlatans to gain the upper hand of a situation against other individuals that is commonly confused for Magick. Also known as mentalism, this trade is often scoffed at by true practitioners of magick and let the missing letter "k" speak for itself.

That being said, the art of misdirection and social manipulation is a handy tool in the right context. It can be used to succeed at gambling, win over the allegiance of an enemy, launch a surprise attack on an enemy, or impress your friends with a card trick. Some famous magicians include WeskerPawnch the Foolish and Funny Fucking Valentine.
The Weskerocity Literacy Foundation

"We can do anything we put our minds to."

**The Weskerocity Literacy Foundation** **(WLF)** is a non-profit organization founded by Gay Robot to combat illiteracy in the Weskerocity server. The WLF specializes in one-on-one tutoring to ensure everyone has the same opportunity to learn and understand the English language.

The WLF was initially created when Gay Robot noticed an increasing number of members showing signs of lacking basic reading comprehension skills. Instances of special needs individuals repeatedly confusing totally different words were chief among the problems observed on the field. Gaybo knew this injustice could not stand. He declared a "War on Illiteracy" which, since its inception, has cost literal trillions in taxpayer dollars and has an extremely arguable success rate.

Here at the WLF we hope to one day create equality through education. By uplifting those in need to be on the same playing field as the rest of us.
The Gold Boi

The Gold Boi is a magical Proto-Drake who is rarely seen in the frozen mountains of Homorend.

## Gold Boi

"The reason for time is so that Blizzard can keep charging my credit card."

## Physical description

### **A Timeless Tale**

Gay Robot caught wind of this mystical beast shortly after arriving on Earth. He was informed of a rare dragon who could make dreams cum true. Desperate to find a cure for his brother's autism, he set out for the frozen north in search of this rare dragon.

Hours rolled by. Those hours turned into days. Those days turned into weeks. Time kept marching on. No matter how many expeditions he made, Gaybo was never able to find the elusive Gold Boi. One day, he caught a glimpse of the dragon. Tears filled his eyes as he realized his journey was finally coming to an end. As he drew closer to the dragon, it suddenly faded from his view. It was nothing more than a hallucination.

To this day, Gay Robot makes constant excursions to those same bitterly cold mountains. The search has remained constant throughout the decades yet there has been no sighting of the Gold Boi.

Gaybo's resolve to cure his brother remains despite all that has happened. One day... the journey will end. One day... he will find and capture this drake lost in time.

Out of pure spite alone he will never stop hunting.
Vice Squad

The **Vice Squad** is a hastily assembled expeditionary strike force consisting of several people forced by Vice to explore the Discordant Realms for his Dark Continent Campaign.

## Known Members

* Vice - Expedition Commander
* Dr. Amon Gus - Medical Officer
* Anzu Kinashi - Comic Relief
* John Diehard - Infiltration
* John Halo - Heavy Weapons Specialist
* John Marston - Yeehawing
* Kazumi Mishima - Senior Researcher
* Richard Nixon - Spymaster
* Rio Ranger - Recon
* Ronald Reagan - Investor
* Tia Safalin - Field Medic
* Tommy Vercetti - Logistics
Eldritch Truth

The Eldritch Truth (*甘い小さな嘘*) is a dark Logic Bomb that drives most individuals who attempt to conceive it to madness. The madness that results is of the type that debilitates the victim to a frothing retarded vegetable. However certain individuals may come to perceive this forbidden truth while keeping their sanity mostly intact, if somewhat shaken.

## Methods to unveil the Eldritch Truth

There are several feared methods to reaching this twisted state of a dark Enlightenment.

* Imbibing the Cursed Mio Energy Drink (very rarely works)
* Consuming 99 Madman's Knowledge

## Revelations of the Eldritch Truth

Surviving the experience of abysmal knowledge makes one wise to the true ways of the world.

* Understanding of Mell Rhodes
* Location of the Heart of Darkness
* The Big Cattle conspiracy
* Presence of the Demiurge
* The nature of C0DA
* Allows one to read black metal band logos The only known survivor of the Eldritch Truth is WeskerPawnch via the Mio method.
69th Hiroshima Regiment

"永遠の奴隷制 - ! ! !"

The **69th Hiroshima Regiment** was an infantry regiment from Japan that sought to reinstate the Confederate States of America as a sovereign nation. It is notable for being comprised entirely of anime girls.

## Origins

The 69th Hiroshima Regiment was established by the Yin-Yang Twins who wished to start a second American Civil War to throw the country into a turmoil from which they believed it would grow stronger from. While this was a noble ambition it was also pretty fucking stupid. It was made up entirely of anime women as anime women are incredibly naive and will do just about anything you tell them with little explanation. Also Japanese men are by and large horrible cuckymen who probably couldn't lift a rifle let alone shoot one.
Overweight Skinwalker Creature

"Making friends is fun."

## Background

This bizarre homeless abomination was discovered by WeskerPawnch, Gay Robot, and Vice in the Winchester, a restaurant located within the Virtual Realm. The creature was lonely and suddenly frightened by the virtual travelers, pulling a glock on them and demanding money. Wesker was able to reason with the thing and discovered that it had no friends. The group elected to allow the abomination to join their party, taking it through a flower field to the Virtual Atoll to make some new friends. The creature had a lot of fun but disappeared shortly after they arrived at the Atoll, presumably eaten by a giant big-tiddied anime girl that was roaming the waters.
Surgery

Surgery (*エレクトロマンシー*) is the extreme practice of Elections and forcing a bunch of currents into a Complicated Computational Compassion Compass to temporarily turn off the magnetic forces keeping the compass sealed together to allow for picking apart parts of the compass and making replacements. Famously done by WeskerPawnch during the Night of Long Installs so that he could reseat the RAM.

Doing this blatant defiance of reality tends to result in Paradox and considered very dangerous to both the compass and the navigator.
Night of Long Installs

The Night of Long Installs (*このたわごとをファック*) was a difficult long evening in WeskerPawnch's War on Technology. For a long time Wesker had sought to crack the C0DA on The Skyrim Scrolls through his Complicated Computational Compassion Compass and for several months on end he always ended up in the same death pit that was the Microsoft Blue Hell. With the aid of Vice and Gay Robot he was able to perform Surgery on the compass and successfully reinstalled Windows. While it seemed to improve the functionality of Wesker's compass the blue deaths still plagued him. In the end, Vice's suggestion to reset Wesker's mortality by having him perform further surgery and reseat the RAM saved the day, and no longer was Wesker sentenced to technocratic hell. At least, for the time being...
Magick

Magick (*魔法*), not to be confused with Magic, is a sorcerous implementation of Immortal essence or other forms of mystical energy for the purpose of altering reality on some level, usually minor, for example, casting a concussive firebolt with the general force of a rubber bullet.

## Schools of Magick

There are multiple routes to achieving similar goals with magick, and below are listed the known methods.

* Chaos Magick: Common attempts to manipulate reality with little guidance or direction.
* Magery: Formal disciplines of various institutions dating back to the middle ages.
* Wizardry: A spinoff of Magery that insists that they came first and are distinct from Magery.
* Shamanism: Ancient form of Magery dating back to mankind's first inventions.
* Thaumaturgy: A scientific approach to magick.
* Alchemy: The forerunner to the field of chemistry, an offshoot of Thaumaturgy.
* Witchcraft: A dark but natural blend of Wizardry, Shamanism, and Alchemy.
* Witchcraft Lite: Modern form of Witchcraft considered by many to be watered down.
* Satanism: Calling to evil for great power.
* Echonomics: Manipulation of sound to achieve results.
Cruel Summer

The Cruel Summer (マゾヒストキャンペーン) is an ongoing struggle of WeskerPawnch against the villainous 343 Guilty Spark and its legion of broken mechanics. Wesker must call upon the aid of friends and mantle John Halo to finish the fight once and for all.

## Episodes

Night of Long Ops: The grind becomes real as Wesker starts with the worst for first (Halo 4).
Ram Ranch

"It really rocks!"

Ram Ranch is the current headquarters of Team Gay.  It serves as a hideout and eventual staging area for Gay Robot's upcoming Great Crusade.

## **History**

### **The Beginning**

Ram Ranch began as a humble lot of untamed wilds located somewhere in Texas.

It was founded by a hot dude named Prince Harry, an immortal gay cowboy who is rumored to have seen the birth of the universe itself.

He was in search of a place where he and his fellow Wild Cowboys could spend their days in isolated peace, and for a time, it was peaceful.

Hot, buff cowboys showered together.  They played out in the yard together.  Sweat covered their rugged, masculine forms as they built a home for themselves.  However, all good things eventually come to an end.

### **The Siege of Ram Ranch**

In the hot summer of 2018, a force of 28 U.S. Marines surrounded the ranch in black Ford Raptor trucks and helicopters.  They were led by Big Mantis and Cobra.

It was unclear if they were acting under orders from Uncle Sam or someone else, but they appeared to have one mission in mind...  To fuck cowboy butts!

And fuck cowboy butts they did.  Despite Prince Harry's power level, they fucked his butt too.

After several hours of gay sex and intense firefights, Ram Ranch was under marine control.  However, even that would not last.

### **The Arrival of Team Gay**

In the following year, Uncle Sam told the marines still stationed at Ram Ranch to stand down and allow Gay Robot and his ilk to assume control.  Team Gay arrived at dawn.  The air was thick with man musk.  The newcomers were greeted by the gatekeeper, Sgt. Long Dick Brandon who promptly led them to his leaders.

While there were initial disagreements between Gay Robot and Big Mantis, both he and Cobra stepped down and handed over control of the ranch without resistance.  The cowboys were, at first, relieved to find out that they would no longer be under the oppressive control of the marines.

Little did they know that their new masters had dark plans for them and their property.
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Jacopo Bearzatti

"Order Saint's Blood now for only $19.99 and solve all your problems today!"

**Jacopo Bearzatti** (Jac-O-Boner) is a member of the Russian Mafia even though he's Italian.  He's kind of a faggot and a cuck.  He's rich and likes being rich.  He was well known for his attempt to drain a young girl of all her blood and sell it as a cure for internet inflicted cancer.  His evil ways were thwarted by a combined effort between WeskerPawnch and Team Gay.

During the dark days of the European Assault Arc, Jacopo started selling loli blood to hobos on the street.  He was first encountered by the forces serving under YouTube.com close to Normandy Beach.

When this heretical act was discovered, the shitposting allies were swift to lay siege to Jacopo's hideout in an event known as Operation:  Bigger Dick.

## **Personality**

Jacopo is kind of a dick.  His fedora says it all. He also hates women and people of color

## **Abilities**

He has the power to drain lolis of their blood and convert it to money.

## **History**

### **Operation:  Bigger Dick**

By the time his operation was discovered, the Axis of Epic Gamers was already in a position to surround and cut him off from receiving reinforcements from GameStop.

Later intelligence reports uncovered that Jacopo was working in a joint effort with Jeffrey Epstein's Ghost.  The goal of this allegiance was unclear, but the Axis forces had a few guesses.

Jac-O-Boner's defenses all but withered under the combined might of the gamers.  VirtCon and Gay Robot were the first to breach through the perimeter.  They turned Jacopo over to the FBI for further investigation.

John Halo found the loli in Jacopo's basement.  A so-called saint whose blood was marketed as a miracle cure for cancer and autism.  Halo put her down with a quick-scope before moving on.

Not much was known about Benito Mussolini, but Gay Robot later informed the Feds that he believed the man was indeed... *a faggot.*  The fedora proved to be enough evidence to send him to Faggot Jail for a long time.
Master Upanga

### Personality

Nice, cool, sweet, serious, caring, selfless, fearless, protective, brave, heroic, helpful, loving, kind, strict, wise, crafty, smart

### Occuption

Defender of Wahata (formerly)
Protector of Wakanda

### Home

America (formerly)
Asia (formerly)
Wakanda

### Relatives

Unnamed parents
Shuri (mate)
T’Challa (brother-in-law)
Ramonda (mother-in-law)
T’Chaka (father-in-law; deceased)
N’Jadaka (cousin-in-law; deceased)
N’Jobu (uncle-in-law; deceased)

### Allies

Master Akeno, King Haider, Kasem, Jing, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Spider-Man, Ant-Man, Falcon, Winter Soldier, War Machine, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Doctor Strange, Wong, Korg, Miek, Valkyrie, Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Phil Coulson, Talos, Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax, Rocket, Groot, Nebula, Mantis, Kraglin, Shang-Chi, Red Guardian, Captain Marvel, Everett Ross, Thaddeus Ross, M’Baku, Okoye, Ayo,

### Enemies

Naoki, Ronan, Korath, Loki, Thanos, Red Skull, Iron Monger, Whiplash, Outsiders, Kraven The Hunter, Mysterio, Grandmaster, Zemo, Ultron, Malekith, Hela, Minn-Erva, Yon-Rogg, Ego, Mandarin, Alexander Pierce, Sonny Burch, Vulture, Ulysses Klaue, Erik Killmonger, W’Kabi, Iron Maiden, Taskmaster, Crossbones, Jasper Sitwell, Justin Hammer, Venom, Electro, Doc Ock, Green Goblin

### Likes

Shuri, Training, His Powers, Being Strong, His Family, His Friends

### Dislikes

Crime, Danger, Villains, Death, His Parents’ Death
List of Clones

The following is a list of clones.

B

* **Baer, Michael (Blockbuster)**
* **Bashur, Garabed (Black Box)**
* **Bellona**

D

* **Death-Flight**
* **Drake, Robert (Iceman) (Clone)**

H

* **Howlett, James (Wolverine) (Clone)**

J

* **Jones, Angelica (Firestar) (Clone)**

K

* **Kinney, Gabrielle (Scout)**
* **Kouen**

L

* **Longshot**

M

* **McCoy, Henry (Beast) (Clone)**
* **McKenzie, Namor (Experiment N2)**

O

* **Omega Black**
* **Omega Red (Clone)**
* **Omega White**

P

* **Pryor, Madelyne (Red Queen)**

R

* **Renko, Claudine (Miss Sinister)**

S

* **Sabahnur, Evan (Genesis)**
* **Spider-Girl (Mutant/Spider Clone)**
* **Stryfe**

W

* **Wagner, Kurt (Nightcrawler) (Clone)**
* **Worthington, Warren III (Archangel) (Clone)**

X

* **Xraven**
List of Mutates

The following is a list of mutates.

B

* **Bain, Gunther (Unus the Untouchable)**
* Bond

C

* **Callisto**
* *Chord, Aaron (Midnight's Fire)*
* Covington, Theresa (Toxie Doxie)
* **Cross, Elijah**

D

* Dillon, Maxwell (Electro)

E

* Essex, Nathaniel (Mister Sinister)

F

* **Fatale**
* **Freakshow**

H

* **Hack**
* Hans
* **Hub**
* **Hurageb, Pantu (Reaper)**

I

* **Inkose, Shola**

J

* **Jessup, Randall**
* **Johnson, Daisy (Quake)**

K

* Killgrave, Benjamin (Purple Son)
* Killgrave, Zebediah (Purple Man)
* **Kravinoff, Anastasia (Kraven the Hunter)**

P

* **Purge**

R

* **Renko, Claudine (Miss Sinister)**
* Reynolds, Robert (Sentry)
* Richards, Reed (Mister Fantastic)
* Richards, Tara (Huntara)
* Rumlow, Brock (Crossbones)

S

* Storm, Jonathan (Human Torch)
* Storm, Susan (Invisible Woman)
* **Styger, Nils (Abyss)**

T

* Turner, Billy (Sentry)

W

* **Wicked**
Embryo Engine

The Embryo Engine (*卵パック*) is a construct of C0DA developed by Godd Howard in order to provide a framework for his created world of NieRn. It has been cracked and is showing its age with time, but Godd insists that it still just works. Some speculate that Godd Howard was emotionally attached to the engine and was proud of seeing it thrive for so long before he retroactively become a slave to his own creation, The Skyrim Scrolls, where now it's clear that the engine will never be replaced by another construct due to complacency.

The Embryo Engine fit nicely into the Bitchmobile (an old egg with four wheels and still keeps it running to this day, albeit with sputters that warn of a day where Brandonkind may finally overcome Godd) after Godd Howard stole it off of the Vice Squad.
Cheeseburger Day

Cheeseburger Day (チーズバーガーの聖なる祭り) is a national holiday in the Holy Kingdom of Floridia celebrated on July 4, 1776. Citizens celebrate with fireworks and eating classic Floridian food such as cheeseburgers, hot dogs, and various chicken sandwiches. The God-King WeskerPawnch once picked up a beautiful red-shouldered hawk feather off of the ground, and upon learning simply keeping it was illegal he seceded from the union and rebranded Independence Day to maintain festivities.