Catgirl Wheatley Apocalypse

The **Catgirl Wheatley Apocalypse** was a devastating event that occurred on May 28, 2022 that culminated in the destruction of the Northeastern United States and Eastern Canada, and the banishment of Wheatley to rural New Mexico.

## Catgirl Wheatley Apocalypse

Catgirl Wheatley shortly before starting the Apocalypse.

## Background

On May 26, 2022, Wheatley, a ferret formerly owned by Cough Man, got high on bath salts, Nyquil, and heroin, resulting in him having 7 Janleys, 85 Seizures, 291931293 Brain Contusions, and 2w{ETER Buckets. Wheatley, who had just been found after being missing for 2 years following Cough Man's forceful return to power as CEO of the Cough Man Company, was enraged at Cough Man and intended to kill him in his high state. The drugs caused Wheatley to go on a massive rampage in Northern Rebabone. He detonated 6 orphanages, 4 Gas Stations, and 3 Raisin Factories. He was also seen snorting the bone marrow of Cough Man's brother, Sneeze Man, in the city square. As a direct result of his rampage, Wheatley was stripped of his civil rights, and was tossed into a forest in Central Onondaga County, New York. This enraged Wheatley, and he swore to punish Rebabone (and Cough Man) with a vengeance. Again.

## Event

### Planning

Wheatley wrote down his plans to punish Rebabone in a journal that was discovered in his cage shortly after the apocalypse. His master plan consisted of several small events which would culminate in the complete destruction of those who wronged him. The first step was tro transform into his ultimate form, Catgirl Wheatley. The transformation would rip apart the space-time continuum, and the **Foster-Wray Syndrome** would occur, completely wiping out the US states of Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania, as well as the Canadian provinces of Ontario, Quebec, and New Brunswick. The transformation would also instantly vaporize any person in the states at the time of the transforming. The second step involved getting another county to nuke Kektuncy, essentially removing the state off the map. The final step was Wheatley's escape plan. After the Nukings, Wheatley would flee to Belarus, and live a more peaceful life.

### Main Event

On May 27, Wheatley went to Doctorette Doofenschmirtz's laboratory, so he could become Catgirl Wheatley using Doofenschmirtz's Cat-Transinator Mk. 2. Doofenschmirtz agreed to transform Wheatley, and he became she. This started the Apocalypse. Almost immediately, the state of New York (where Wheatley was at the time) was decimated, and not long after, the remaining US states and Canadian provinces were destroyed as well. Wheatley then sent a deepfake video of the Satan of Kektuncy calling Russian President Vladimir Putin a "bottom" to Putin's personal email. Putin watched the video and, enraged, he sent a nuke directly into Downtown Rebabone. But the nuke missed, and detonated over a trailer park in Southern Nunavut. When Wheatley realized this, she went completely insane, and headed for Downtown Rebabone. Residents of the city reported seeing a massive figure towering in the distance, and could hear screams coming in Wheatley's general direction.

When Wheatley entered Rebabone city limits, several explosions, mostly from meth labs being destroyed, occurred. People could be seen being flung into the exosphere by Wheatleys mighty throws.