No One's Home

"**No One's Home**" is a song from Fista-Puffs Mets Out Justice.

## Lyrics

**[Paige, spoken]**

I'm just saying you're not at all avoiding what you're really upset about, right? And that's great and even if you were avoiding it, I'd say that's great too cause you're great.

**[Paige]**

When problems come a-knockin' and it seems like they are stalking you pretend like you're not home.

**[Paige and Owen]**

Cause everything is peachy if you're staying out of reachy, so pretend like no one's home. Oh, Knock, knock. No one's home, nope, nope no one's home

**[Paige, spoken]**

Who's there?

**[Owen, spoken]**

Homework

**[Paige, spoken]**

Oh God. Not home. Sorry, I can't answer just a plant, sir. No one's home.

**[Cole, spoken]**

I get it. It's like the time my fish all died and I just pretended they were alive, because I didn't feel like cleaning out the tank.

**[Owen, spoken]**

That putrid smell was worth not having to deal with it.

**[Paige, spoken]**

Ah, memories.

**[Cole]**

When life gets kinda real and you just do not feel like dealing.

**[Cole, Paige and Owen]**

That's ok cause no one's home.

**[Cole]**

be a shut-in be a hermit

**[Paige]**

Take your social life and burn it

**[Molly]**

And pretend that no one's home.

**[Cole, Paige and Owen]**

Oh, knock, knock.

**[Molly]**

On vacation.

**[Cole, Paige and Owen]**

Knock, knock

**[Molly]**

Wrong location. Who's there?

**[Cole]**

Chores.

**[Molly]**

No way. Not home. Sorry, gone forever come back never cause

**[All]**

No one's home

**[Molly]**

Nope, no one's home. Go away-ay no one's home. This feels a little too easy, maybe I need a dose of reality. Mom, make me feel like you unfairly favor Cole.

**[Paige]**

You know that you're my special baby!

**[Molly]**

Bleh... Hey, Dad. Lets hear how honeybees are dying.

**[Owen]**

No way, sweetie. They're probably just hiding.

**[Molly]**

Cole, come on, remind me how I almost killed my boyfriend.

**[Cole]**

Oh, when you poisoned him with nuts? Like a fatal kissing klutz? I'd say that took guts and I wanna be you.

**[Molly]**

This feels weird.

**[Paige]**

Ugh, feelings? When your feelings come a-calling and they're growing and snowballing. Let 'em know that no one's home.

**[Owen]**

Just turn off all the lights and cover all the doors with spikes and they will know that no one's home.

**[Cole, Paige and Owen]**

Oh, knock, knock. No one's home. Yell out, "go away" put up a sign that says you're being fumigated.

**[Paige]**

Bed bugs,

**[Owen]**

Toxic waste,

**[Cole]**

Haunted house,

**[Paige and Owen]**

Caution tape.

**[Cole, Paige and Owen]**

Anything to keep out real life

**[Molly]**

But if you act like no one's home won't you end up all alone?

**[Paige]**

No! Just move your family underground and live off rabbits that you found.

**[Cole]**

Idle hands make idle minds, so make some friends to pass the time.

**[Owen]**

If folks complain about the stench just spray perfume, be like the French.

**[Cole]**

You'll start to miss the outside world so ask for updates from the squirrels.

**[Owen (with Cole and Paige)]**

And that'll keep you going while the winds of change are blowing till you (die when no one's home.)

**[Cole, Paige and Owen]**

So, that's why we encourage you to live like no one's home.