Zack meets Madi wiki

On a sunny day Zach and Quack was walking around New London and then he found a bunker and then went inside.

Zack: Woah.

Quack: What is this place?

Zack: Some short of Bunker!

Quack: Wait, there is a light over there.

Zach: Let's look.

Views: User: Madi Farts in bed.

MAdi: NO

HNB: LOL

Prussia: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!

Madi: Watch HB

HNB: NO! I have an opinion too

* Chuck comes in

Chuck: You have SH\*t opinions

Views: Madi's Pooparama!

HNB: LOL

MAdi: NO

Zack: Oh man this is so strange and weird!

Quack: how about we go in? I'm doing it!

Zack: Wait no!

Quack: Greetings!

HNB: o/

MAdi: Wat

Zack: Ummm, HI!

Views: Madi and the Pooporazza!

HNB: LOL

MAdi: STOP

BFrit: What's going on?

Chuck: HNB has crap opinions I will murder him in his sleep

MAdi: What Chuck?

Views06: I hate Pig,Goat Banana Cricket

Chuck: Grrr I will murder both HNB and Views because they have crap opinions

MAdi: Are you serious!

Chuck: Yes

MAdi: I'm starting to not like you

Chuck: I don't care besides I hate Chico so you also have crap opinions

MAdi: AHH! Now I hate you

Chuck: good.... crap opinions girl

MAdi: I can't believe Chuck \*sniff\*

Views: Bkack haired people tend to fart more

MAdi: nein

Views: THAT MEANS MADI IS A HUGE FARTER

MAdi: nein

HNB: Brown and Blond haired people fart less

Views: True

MAdi: My hair used to be blond

HNB: BUT THEN MADI CHANGED HER HAIR BLACK BECAUSE SHE LOOKS WEIRD AS A BLACK PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR

MAdi: I LOOKED PRETTY SLICK

Zack: You mean FAT

Quack: lol

Zack: MADI MADE A FART TORNADO

Quack: Cool!

prussia: JAWOHL @ MADI CRJ SUCKS

~Cheesie has joined chat~

Cheesie: SMELL THE FART

MAdi: What?

HNB: now you're talking!

Cheesie: RED PEE PEE

~Cheesie has been kicked by Madiyunu~

MAdi: there.

Zack: Woohoo!

Quack: Is cheesie a troll

~Cheesie has joined chat~

Cheesie: SHE IS NOW!

Zack: AAAAH!

prussia: TIME TOO SPAM HEHEHHEHEHE ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ

Cheesie: I LOVE SPAMMING fvfvffffbfffbnbgngngngbdbfgbggbgb

prussia: cheesie is awesome

Cheesie: I HAVE A CRUSH ON PRUSSIA

~Cheesie has been kicked by Madiyunu~

Madi: good.

Views: do you like potato wedges?

Madi: i LOVE them

Quack: I hate them

~Quack has been kicked by Madiyunu~

Zack: MADI WHY

Madi: >:)

Zack: respect opinions.

Madi: LALALA I"M NOT LISTENING

~Madiyunu has been kicked by Hart New Bob~

Hart: sorry about that

Zack: it's ok

~Quack has joined chat~

BFrit: wb

Quack: Hi

Cheesie: I'M A RED PEE PEE YOU'RE A RED PEE PEE WE'RE ALL RED PEE PEE!

Quack: WHY!

Madi: Aaaaaah!

Madi: I'm mental

HNB: lol

Madi: It's not funny

Zack: yes it is

Quack: Mat is so FAT

BFrit: no she is SKINNY

Madi: WHY!

Madi: Wait what.

Madi: AAAAAAAAAAH!

~Madiyunu has been kidnapped~

Quack: What Happened

Zack: Oh no!

HNB: Lets just wait she's tough she will come back

10 minutes later

Views: so um...

HNB: Madi must be over beating those baddies just wait guys

50 mins later

BFrit: I'm starting to get worried

HNB: She's probably grabbing a mountain dew.

2 hours later

BFrit: OK its been 3 hours i'm searching

HNB: SIT YOUR BUTT BACK DOWN.

1 day later

Views: we should stop waiting

HNB: Nope!

(phone rings)

Views: Hello?

Adam Katz: We got your presious mat!

Views: Oh crap

Adam Katz: IF YOU DON'T GIVE US 100$ DOLLARS IN ONE HOUR SHE WILL BE KILLED

(Views hangs up)

Views: I need 100$

HNB: here

Views: Thanks

(Views runs to Adam Katz's house')

Views: here is your money

Adam Katz: YOU DAMN FOOL! THATS 99$

(Adam Katz ties Views up)

Adam Katz: ITS TIME FOR THE DEATH PENALTY

(HNB bursts in)

HNB: STOP!

(Adam Katz ties HNB up)

Adam Katz: now lets move on to THE DEATH PENALTY

(BFrit bursts into room)

BFrit: STOP!

Adam Katz: HOW MANY DAMN IDIOTS ARE THERE?

(Adam Katz ties BFrit up)

(Zack and Quack burst into the room and defeat Adam Katz)

Zack: There

Madi: phew!

Quack: Lets go back to the bunker!

HNB: Okay

(back at the bunker)

Madi: Ah it sure is good to be back!

POOT!

HNB: who farted?

BFrit: wasn't me

Views: wasn't me

Zack: wasn't me

Quack: wasn't me

Madi: wasn't me

(HNB smells Madi's Butt)

HNB: Madi Farted!

BFrit: Woah

Madi: GRRRR

(Views sprays febreeze)

Quack: Aaah! Did you read the headlines!

HNB: what?

Quack: Prussia died!

Everybody: NO!

POOT!

HNB: go to a doctor madi!

Madi: grrrrr

Zack: Scheduled an appointment!

Madi: WHAT!

HNB: it was sarcasm Zack!

1 day later

Dr. Petunia: What's the matter madi?

Madi: my friends say i have a farting problem

Dr Petunia: I wouldn't ta...

POOT!

(sniff sniff)

Dr Petunia: GO TO THE DAMN BATHROOM NOW!

(Dr Petunia sprays febreeze all over the room. Meanwhile, madi is farting in the bathroom)

Madi: i'm going to open the door now

(a huge fart wind comes out of the bathroom door)

Random Patient: I have fully lost my dieing sense of smell now!

Dr Petunia: Madi, you have a case of the FARTIES!

Madi: Aaaaaah!

Dr Petunia: take this medicine

(Dr Petunia kicks Madi back to the bunker)

Madi: ugh, my farties are cured now.

HNB: HAHAHA! you got a case of the FARTIES! HAHAHA!

Madi: grrr

~Oobi has joined chat~

Oobi: oh hello

Views: hello oobi

~Kako has joined chat~

Kako: Hey!

BFrit: Hey!

~Uma has joined chat~

Uma: Hi!

HNB: Hi!

Zack: Wow

Quack: ikr Zack

Madi: So, what brings you guys here

Oobi: Were hiding from someone

Madi: Who?

Kako: Adam Katz

BFrit: Oh crap

~Cheesie has joined chat~

Cheesie: gasp ADAM KATZ?

Madi: Yes he kidnapped us

Cheesie: HE WOULD OF TURNED YOU INTO OBJECTS

Views: I hate objectifying!

Cheesie: He turned me into cheese when I was 15!

Madi: What? Tell me more

Cheesie: Once I was a little girl named Courtney until Adam Katz captured me and turned me into cheese!

Views: Woah

Cheesie: And now I go by Cheesie

HNB: GRRRRR ADAM KATZ IS SO FREAKING DUMB

~Adam Katz has joined chat~

Adam Katz: I'm back

Cheesie: AAAAAAAH!

HNB: I'll call Jason Ventures!

(HNB calls Jason Ventures)

HNB: He should be here in a few seconds!

~Jason Ventures burst into chat!~

Adam Katz: Jason?

Jason Ventures: Take this!

Adam Katz: OW!

Jason Ventures: Wack!

Adam Katz: YIKE!

Jason Ventures: Hi ya!

Adam Katz: AAAH!

~Adam Katz has been defeated!~

Jason Ventures: My work here is done!

~Jason Ventures burst out of chat~

HNB: Bye Jason!

Views: what a relief!

BFrit: yeah

Oobi: Me, Kako and Uma have to leave now

Views: OK bye

Kako: Bye

Uma: Bye

~Oobi has left chat~

~Kako has left chat~

~Uma has left chat~

Zack: What now?

Quack: Let's watch FoodFight!

Zack: Ok

Quack: Go pop some popcorn BFrit

BFrit: Okay

BFrit: This Microwave is too small!

Madi: So?

BFrit: Fine

(BFrit puts popcorn in microwave for 2 minutes)

Quack: Ok lets get this movie started!

(2 minutes later)

Zack: Ok BFrit get the popcorn

BFrit: the microwave is stuck

Quack: Bullcrap.

(3 minutes later)

BFrit: The popcorn is on fire!

Zack: Learn how to cook!

(Microwave Explodes)

Cheesie: Aaaah! there's popcorn all over the bunker!

Views: Well we could swim in it

Madi: That's a great idea!

HNB: and cheesie could flavor it!

Cheesie: I never agreed to that!

(HNB grates cheesie's legs off)

Cheesie: AAAAAAAAH!

(HNB sprinkles the cheese all over the popcorn)

Zack: Yummy now it's cheese flavored popcorn!

Quack: Let's dive in!

(Swimming in popcorn and also eating it montage)

Madi: That was delicious.

Views: Yeah

Cheesie: MY LEGS!

BFrit: You should go to the doctor

Cheesie: OK!

HNB: the doctor bills are gonna be high this month.

(5 hours later)

Dr Rose: So Cheesie, whats the troubles?

Cheesie: My friends grated of my legs

Dr Rose: Take these pills and your legs will grow back in a week.

Cheesie: Ok

(back at the bunker)

Madi: Oh no! Views and HNB are stuck on a plillar!

Madi: Cheesie you gotta get them down!

Cheesie: Um Madi, I don't have legs

Madi: TOO BAD

BFrit: yeah too bad!

Zack: Me and Quack will throw you up there!

Cheesie: Sounds good.

Quack: 3 2 1 go!

Cheesie: Views, HNB get down please

Views: ok

HNB: ok

(Views and HNB climb down)

Cheesie: How am i going to get down?

(Views kicks pillar to the ground)

Cheesie: Thanks

Views: You're welcome

HNB: Oh no Views!

Views: what?

HNB: that was one of the supports!

(Views puts pillar back up)

Views: better?

HNB: better.

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Zack: This bunker is boring

Quack: It's only drak gray!

BFrit: Can we paint it madi?

Views: Please!

Madi: Fine but only use pink, purple, and orange

HNB: ok

(painting montage)

Zack: What a beautiful bunker

Quack: yep.

Madi: so pretty!

~Jack in the Box Guy has joined chat~

Jack: Try my new Cheeseburger!

Views: No

Jack: THATS IT YOU'RE DEAD

HNB: Aaaaah!

(Madi runs to garage)

Jack: time to die!

HNB: nice knowing you views!

Views: Yeah!

(bus revs up)

Madi: SURPRISE IDIOT!

(Madi runs over jack in the Box guy)

~Jack has died~

HNB: yay!

Views: phew!

Zack: Me and Quack are going to do a magic trick!

Quack: yeah!

BFrit: ok.

Quack: Watch HNB disappear!

HNB: Aaaah!

(HNB disappears)

Madi: How did you do that

Zack: Magic

Madi: TELL US KNOW OR YOU'LL BE STRANGLED!

Quack: Magic.

Cheesie: Maybe he means magic?

Views: Oh that magic?

Madi: What the Hell!

Zack: Magic.

Madi: STRANGLING TIME!

Views: There's an app called Magic.

Madi: Oh, tell me more

Views: In the app you can make people disappear

Madi: Cool!

(Madi downloads app)

Madi: I'm going to make everybody disappear!

BFrit: Wait what!

(Everybody except Madi disappears)

Madi: Aaah. Peace and Quiet

1 day later

Madi: So fun!

6 days later

Madi: still fun... hehe

3 weeks later:

Madi: This is sure fun... eh...

3 months later

Madi: fun.... just... fun.

1 year later

Madi: still good.....

10 years later

(Madi heavily breathes)

40 years later

Madi: OH I'VE LOST IT I GOTTA GET THEM BACK!

(Madi deletes app)

Madi: ABRACADABRA!

(everybody reappears)

HNB: It sure is great to be back!

Quack: yeah.

Madi: I'm old

Zack: What?

Madi: it's been 50 years!

Views: So it's 2083?

Madi: Yes.

HNB: Plastic Surgery Time!

Madi: Wait!

HNB: What

Madi: I need my spider-man!

BFrit: Here.

(After the surgery)

Quack: Now you're young! Even though technically you are 68

Madi: Thanks!

~Spiderman has joined chat~

Madi: GASP SPIDERMAN! MY HERO!

Spidey: I'm trying to catch a criminal who snuck in here

Cheesie: Who?

Spidey: Chuck

Madi: I know him! He used to be my boyfriend!

Spidey: There he is knocking down the pillars!

Chuck: Spidey WHY!

Spidey: You were threatining people for having an opinion!

Chuck: I WAS COMING DOWN TO APOLLOGIZE!

Spidey: Oh

~Spiderman has left chat~

Chuck: Sorry Guys

HNB: We forgive you!

TKF: Sure. We forgive you, on account if you do something for me on TDL.

Chuck: no u

TKF:...

BFrit check our ant's shadow i uploaded issue 57

TKF: Tell me,
Just what is Ant's Shadow?

Bfrit: my comic

Chuck: gay comic.

Views: For once, I actually agree with Chuck!

BFrit: Madi?

Madi: Yep, I can admit those comics are gay.

BFrit: \*holding back tears\* WAAAAAAAH! WAH! WAH! WWAAAAH!

HNB: Calm down.

BFrit: WAAAAH! WWWAAAAH WAAAAH!

TKF: Where are my earplugs?

Views: Here! Take my headphones that blast really loud music!

Madi: Um... Uh... We actually think Ant’s Shadow isn’t gay, BFrit..

BFrit: ........ WAAAAAAAH! WAH WAH WWWWWAAAAAAH!

Views: Oh no! I think he might have.... RUPTURED HIS TEAR GLANDS.

Chuck: OH GREAT! CRYING FOR HOURS!

BFrit: WAAAAH! WAH WAH WAH WAH WAAAAAH WAAAH!

Chuck: CRY LITTLE BABY! CRY! CRY!

Views: Stop that! It will only make him cry more!

Chuck: OH SO NOW YOU... LIKE? THE BABY?!?

Views: No.

Madi: Well, mama’s callin’ da doctor!

A Few Hours Later

Dr. Wildflower: So BFrit, what’s the problem?

BFrit: WAAAAAAH! WAH WAH WAAAAAHHHHHH!

Dr. Wildflower: Oh! It looks like you have ruptured tear glands! Hold still! I will give you a surgery!

BFrit: Suwgery? **WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH! WWWAAAAAAH!**

Dr. Wildflower: THIS IS FREAKING IT. WE ARE TRANQUILIZING YOU!

~ BFrit has been tranquilized ~

Dr. Wildflower: There. And a little bit of this... and uh, a little bit of that... and here we are!

[Dr. Wildflower claps]

BFrit: Hey! I’m not crying, and it didn’t even hurt!

Dr. Wildflower: Good! Here is your sucker. Now go back home!

[BFrit walks back to the bunker]

~ BFrit has joined chat ~