Episode 2

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## Episode 2 - Cat Box Cannibals

In our second loop we meet a very confused kitten, a cannibal with extra legs and ... what was that noise?!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Emmy Bashforth as Sweet Potato

Alex O'Keeffe as Alto Goeman

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Cannibal De Hells

## Loop 2

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was Bacon, and they called **Tails**.

The coin did in fact land on **Heads**, so there was no do-over. However the way the group decided this confused Bacon, as they wanted to choose heads.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a **Sunny**, with an intensity level of **13**.

### The Game Starts

#### The Morning Begins

Alto Goeman is the first to wake up and he goes to the bathroom. Sweet Potato is woken up by the sound of birds and is very excited, he jumps up onto the windowsill, but doesn't have a braincell, so he flip-flops onto various objects to reach the sill and lays in the sun. Cannibal wakes up, has a shower and walks around with no trousers on. Bacon rolls for endowment and gets 'a solid 3'. His cannibalistic rage is rolled at a 5. He makes his way downstairs, and Sweet Potato remembers he's hungry so goes down for breakfast.

Mother states that because Sweet Potato only rolled a 5 he can't be that hungry. Alto Goeman stealthily enters the kitchen. Mother states that she has a 'special mission' for everyone which is to go to the Budgens and buy a scratch card. Mother looks for some Dreamies for Sweet Potato but doesn't have any. Alto questions why Mother wants a scratch card, to which she says that she's using the Deathloop logic where she will definitely explain everything at the end to leave a satisfying conclusion to the story that definitely makes sense.

```
"I just really need a scratch card, I promise, I'm using the Deathloop logic, I'll explain it all at the end I promise. It'll definitely make sense in the end. There will be no questions left unanswered, leaving a very disappointing and unsatisfying ending to your adventure" - Mother

```

The gang agree to go buy Mother a scratch card, but first they need to find Cannibal some pants. Mother compares his penis to a chicken leg, and then finds a pair of trousers with 3 legs. Bacon rolls a 15 and the trousers fit fairly comfortably. His fourth leg is coming out the arse of his pants. Mother wants a Number 5 scratch card. Mother refuses to give them any money. Cannibal decides to check behind the couch cushions, which activates Alto Goeman's new mission to find money. Alto presses the Action Button on his PS5 controller to find some money. He also finds a Dreamie and gives it to Sweet Potato, who eats it immediately. Sweet Potato rolled a 2, but the DM rolled an 18. His last words are "I love Dreamies...". Cannibal decides to then eat Sweet Potato, and then gets sick because he's a Cannibal, not a CATTIBAL. He vomits out Sweet Potato, but doesn't die.

```
"What the fucks wrong with you, you ate my cat, you bastard" - Mother

```

Cannibal says that because Sweet Potato was dead that he was okay to eat, which Mother says is incorrect. Cannibal eyes up Mother but doesn't eat her. Alto takes the Purple Mouse as a good luck charm for Sweet Potato.

#### Leaving the house

Alto Goeman is happy that it's sunny because he believes he can breathe through his skin. He gets a little sunburnt but it doesn't kill him. Cannibal asks where they are going and Alto calls his Master to see if he can find out where to go, however the call cannot connect and a Hind D flies overhead. The two decide to cross the road and manage it successfully. Alto has a cigarette because he was stressed but rolled a 20, and somehow feels healthier. Bacon rolls a 20 on the road and they see everything down the road, including the T Junction in the distance. They hear a thud in the distance as they walk up to the T Junction.

Alto looks at the traffic situation and see's that it's not too bad, nobody is driving recklessly. A car runs over Alto Goeman which doesn't kill him as the cigarette from earlier gave him a buff. Cannibal decides to also cross the road but gets run over and snaps off his 4th leg. They both make it across the road, badly hurt. He rips his shirt and makes a tourniquet which doesn't work very well. Alto recommends ducking down to stop the blood, which doesn't work. Cannibal smells Alto's blood and rolls an Unfair 20. Cannibal devours Alto Goeman.

```
"Oh shit, he had the money didn't he?! I've eaten the money!!" - Cannibal De Hells

```

#### Walking to Town

Cannibal starts walking to town, smelling of hot dried blood, cat and vomit. Cannibal gives a friendly wave and everyone waves back, thinking of him as a Forrest Gump figure. Cannibal asks one of them for a tenner and meets Tom DeLonge, who gives him £17. Tom DeLonge decides to follow Cannibal as his disciple. They decide to call the religion Don't Waste Your Time On Me You're Already The Voice Inside My Jeddah ... in Saudi Arabia. Alex correctly points out it was, ironically, wasting everyones time. Tom DeLonge says he knows the way to Budgens and they walk through town together, eventually coming to a roundabout.

#### The Roundabout

Cannibal instructs Tom DeLonge to block traffic for him. The cars stop for him as he shouts "OIM SO SAWRRY". However, one car decides to run him over anyway and he dies. Cannibal tries to cross the second half of the roundabout, but the car drives around the roundabout again and runs over Cannibal. The driver is revealed to be Sweet Potato's Dad, who is never seen again.

### Deaths and Revives

* Sweet Potato choked to death on the Dreamie found under the couch cushions.
* Alto Goeman was eaten by Cannibal De Hells.
* Tom DeLonge gets run over by a car.
* Cannibal De Hells is run over by the same car immediately afterwards.

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* "I forgot you're not allowed to say anything in this podcast" *- Emmy, after some do-over confusion*
* "Thank you, Mum." *- Cannibal, after putting on his big boy pants.*
* "Ooohh, purple like his favourite mouse!" *- Emmy, after Sweet Potato turned purple and choked to death*
* "I think he had a heart attack!" *- Alto Goeman, after Cannibal ate and vomited out Sweet Potato*
* "Urgh." *- Alto Goeman, after getting sunburnt.*
* "I WAS USING THAT LEG!" *- Cannibal after getting his leg torn off by a speeding car.*
* "That was very long for what it was" - *Emmy, after hearing the name of the new religion*

## Trivia

* This was the first episode where the group failed to get the do-over
* Mother states that she has a 'special mission' as opposed to a 'little task', which was a mistake on Eddie's part.
* This episode contains several references to Metal Gear Solid.
* This is the beginning of Sweet Potato's incredibly sad and unfortunate deaths.
* This is the second episode where Bacon eats someone.
* This is the first appearance of Tom DeLonge in the show
* This is the first time we see Sweet Potato's extended family.