Untitled Document

"**Untitled Document**" is the 7th episode of the first season of *The Adventures Of Tachy Dixon* and the 7th episode overall. It premiered on YouTube on September 18th, 2022.

## Synopsis

Tachy wants to ask his crush out, but he wants to do it in a way that's unique, never done before, and something that Tachy would do. Meanwhile, Justin is an absolute imbecile.

## Plot

The episode opens with Tachy, Ralphie, Jaden, Bigby, and Francis in the courtyard. Ralphie spots the new girl in the courtyard trying to kill a fly. Tachy is clearly shown to have feelings for her, which Bigby notes. Tachy doesn't seem too afraid of asking her out, but is more concerned about doing it in a way that hasn't been done before. Tachy wants to do it before Justin somehow interferes, in which Justin stomps on the table.

Justin tells them that he has a plan to get with Stalina already. His plan is to pick on her. Jaden calls out his stupidity, but Justin goes and punches her randomly, in which 3 teachers start yelling at him, and drag him away. After calling him an idiot, Tachy says he wants this to be unique after Ralphie urges him to just go for it already. Tachy walks away, writing stuff down, while Ralphie goes with him

After school, Justin gets out of detention. He decides to do something else instead. He starts spying on her. Bigby and Francis note what he's doing, with Francis telling him to stop as it's making him look pathetic. Bigby and Francis walk away after that. Stalina sees Justin outside her window, which embarrases Justin. Then the twig that Justin is sitting on breaks, causing him to fall and break his back on a sprinkler. Stalina makes fun of Justin and after she's done talking, she goes to burn a paper airplane.

Tachy and Ralphie are sitting outside of Slorpurz, brainstorming ideas. Tachy wants to do the "jump over a ring of fire" option. Tachy wants to sneak out at 8 to the Washten Stadium. Ralphie agrees. Later that night, Ralphie is still laying in his bed, waiting. He then checks on Tachy, saying that we should have already left. Tachy decided to scrap the idea last minute.

A day later at Justin's house, Justin is annoyed none of his attempts work. He thinks of typing an ominous romantic message to Stalina. Cut to Stalina's house, she's burning paper airplanes until she gets a text. The text reads "kill yourself" with heart emojis around it. Stalina immediately recognizes it's Justin. She goes to his house and punches him so hard that it leaves a fist imprint on his face.

That evening at school, Tachy and Ralphie are behind the curtains of a play. Ralphie questions why he's in a dress. Tachy explains the plan. The plan is to get Ralphie to replace one of the people playing the princess so he can give him the cue to save everyone from the falling lights he placed. Ralphie asks where the person who was gonna wear the costume go. It cuts to that person in a jet being blown up by an elephant clipart image. Tachy and Ralphie get ready, until the falling lights fall unexpectedly, killing everyone on stage. Tachy notes that he timed them incorrectly, and aborts the plan. Ralphie wants to keep the dress on though, as he thinks he makes a pretty princess, which Tachy agrees. The two walk out of the auditorium. After they do, Stalina starts cheering and clapping.

A montage plays, involving Tachy asking Stalina out in the sky with a flamethrower, only to be blown up by the same elephant clipart. He goes to wrestle someone, only to get crushed. The two become superheroes, only for Tachy to say that he has no idea what to do here. And finally, J.

Cut to the next day at school, Justin is venting to VisorChicken about his failed attempts to ask Stalina out. Principal T confronts Justin about his harassment towards Stalina. Justin explains in a very guilt-trippy, manipulative way about how he has no friends and that he'll run away if they don't forgive him. Principal T instead suspends him for 3 days. Justin runs away crying.

Tachy and Ralphie are in the hall, with Tachy upset that the ideas he has are bad. Ralphie tells Tachy that it doesn't need to be unique to be good, and that it's ok to do something that's predictable. Tachy's at first hesitant, but decides to go for it. Tachy and Stalina have a nice conversation, in which Tachy asks if Stalina wants to hang out after school. Stalina agrees. Tachy asks about Justin, where Stalina tells Tachy that he's been bothering her for a few days and just got suspended. Tachy and Stalina go to beat Justin up off screen. Jaden then compliments Ralphie on his dress.

The after credits scene is Justin with a fist imprint.

## Trivia

* This is the first time Stalina has a speaking role.
* This is the first episode where the school is the main setting.
* This is the first episode that doesn't have any action.
* Justin's text to Stalina was just "kys" and "i hope you get polio and die". "Kill yourself" with hearts ended up making the cut.
* This is Principal T's first appearance since episode 1.
* This is the first episode with a B plot.