Cathouse

**Cathouse** is a side quest in *We Happy Few*. It takes place in Hamlyn Village.

## Objectives

* Go to Thomasina House
* Get into Thomasina House
* Come back wearing a Boiler Suit
* Repair things
* Fix the WC
* Fix the Fridge
* Repair the Bobby Popper
* Have a tea party
* Find the Onyx Cat Statues
* Return to Lionel Castershire

## In-Game Description

I can't believe you're on a mission to steal a cat from some nice little old ladies.

I'll just knock on their door and say hello.

I confess I might not look quite as reputable as I should.

I bet they'd be more friendly if I looked like a worker of some kind instead of a raggedy old soldier.

Fixing things all over the house is a great excuse for roaming about the house looking for that stupid cat statue.

It looks like someone bashed it with a hammer!

It looks like someone broke it on purpose! Why would they do that?

I think I'll try not to do anything that makes a bobby pop out!

I can think of only one way to get into the bedroom, and I don't want to think about it.

Oh lovely. Robbing little old ladies. Sometimes I impress even myself.

Won't his collector be pleased.

## Walkthrough

The player has to locate the house belonging to the cat ladies.

The player has to wear a boiler suit to get inside the house, if the player doesn't have one they can craft one from their crafting menu or buy one from the Shady Dealer.

Head up the stairs to the second floor where one of the ladies will be situated, it's okay to talk to the other ladies in order to know what's wrong with the other appliances, though that's only if the player goes for completing the quest the way it's meant to.

When alone, take down the crier who broke the toilet and search her body to steal the key to the bedroom, any of the criers will have the key, but the crier by the broken toilet is ideal due to her being completely alone in that room.

Head upstairs and unlock the door to the bedroom, go into the room where the ladies' ritual is held and steal the Onyx Cat Statues. When all of the statues have been taken, get out of the house and return to Lionel.

The quest ends after talking to Lionel.

## Collectibles

9x Skill Points

Scrounger

### Items that the player will gather

* 2x Bread
* Canteen
* Carrot
* Coarse Linen
* Honey
* Inventory Expansion
* 3x Metal Bits
* Mushroom
* Pie
* 2x Power Cell (Empty)
* Repair Kit
* 2x Sewing Kit
* Tea
* 6x Tea Cup
* 2x Tea Leaves
* 2x War Ration

### Containers the player will gather

* 2x Chest
* 3x Crate
* 4x Cupboard
* Desk
* End Table
* Kettle
* 3x Loose Clock
* 3x Rubbish Bin
* 6x Small Dresser
* Small Table
* Stove
* Toilet
* Vanity
* 3x Wardrobe

## Transcript

### **Initiation**

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Lionel: Now, while you were out, this very client has come to know about three onyx cats that the ladies in Thomasina House have. Look just like Mrs. Chippy. They've refused to sell them to him. I think they don't like him.

Lionel: If you could deliver them to me, I'd make it worth your while.

Margaret: Are you really going to rob little old ladies?

### **No Boiler Suit**

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Crier: We don't want to but anything! We already have a religion! Charity begins at home! Goodbye!

Margaret: You need to look like someone they can trust!

### **With Boiler Suit**

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Frances: Are you a repairman?

Ollie: Lovely day for it!

Frances: I don't know that we have anything that needs fixing--

Dorothea: Not so fast. A fine strapping young repairman like young--

Ollie: --Ollie--

Nancy: It would be such a shame if we sent him away and then it turned out that something did need fixing!

Dorothea: Let's have a quick check, shall we?

Margaret: One, two, three... three-and-a-half ...

Frances: Looks like we found a few small things that need fixing. Will you take a look?

Ollie: Right, I could just sort of walk around the house and see if something needs to be sorted.

### **The Fridge**

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Dorothea: Oh, Ollie! You must come to the kitchen. Our refrigerator has stopped working!

Ollie: Och no. We canny have that! Let's have a look see.

Dorothea: It suddenly got very hot in here! Maybe that's the problem?

Ollie: With the refrigerator?

Dorothea: It was fine, and then it... just broke.

Ollie: I'm not quite sure how a refrigerator breaks this way unless someone put a pry bar to it but ... I think I can patch it up all right.

Dorothea: How lucky! For the refrigerator!

### **The Popper**

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Frances: You simply must help us with our Popper!

Ollie: I'm nae sure I want to test a copper popper! The constables are a prickly lot.

Frances: You don't want poor sweet little old ladies like ourselves at the mercy of marauding Downers and Wastrels, do you?

Ollie: Looks like someone yanked open the side panel, stabbed a hole in the works with a knitting needle, poured a cup of Early Grey tea, and shorted out the electrics... if I had to guess.

Frances: Such an eye for details! A lady could get lost for hours in those eyes.

### **The WC**

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Ollie: What's amiss with your loo?

Nancy: It seems to be cracked.

Ollie: Funny. Looks like it got hit by a hammer.

Nancy: Sometimes I can be so clumsy.

Ollie: I'll patch it then.

### **A Work Well Done**

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Ollie: How would you ladies fancy a wee sparkle in your tea?

Frances: Oh! Maybe just a taste.

Dorothea: Medicinal purposes.

Nancy: I suppose.

Ollie: Plenty for everyone. A working loo is worth celebrating

Dorothea: As long as we're having a party, maybe we could go someplace more comfortable?

Ollie: I thought you'd never ask.

### **Return to Lionel**

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Lionel: The cats! That's marvelous. I hope you didn't have to go "above and beyond the call of duty!"

Ollie: Laddie, ye have no idea.

Lionel: Well, here ya go, as promised.

## Trivia

* If the player knocks on the door without the boiler suit on, the lady inside will inform them that they don't want charity as they already have their own religion.