2009 Richmond 400

The **2009 Richmond 400** Was a Next Race On Lap 215 During A 10 Car Pileup Caused By Rip Andy Tirestopper.

## Television Biography

### Announcers

* Bob Cutlass
* Darrell Cartrip
* Ruby Nightcar

## Transcript

### Lap 215 Crash

* Rip Andy Tirestopper: Kevin, you lose! (Puchs Dylan)
* Dylan: WHOOOOOAAAAA!!! Oh Crud (Hit Mark Racingtire)
* 9 Racers: OH NOO!!!
* Bob: OHH a Turn 4 10 Racers are Crash
* Marco Bulliron: So long, Kevin!
* Kevin Racingtire: OK THAT IT'S!

### Kevin Racingtire Vs Marco Bulliron

* Kevin Racingtire: Murderer!
* Marco Bulliron: Kevin, Kevin Racingtire Please Please! Have mecry i beg you.
* Kevin Racingtire: You don't deserve to live.
* Marco Bulliron: but Kevin i am Rodcap Music Co. it's for Mean Racers who are the real enemy it was their fault post an idea.
* Kevin Racingtire: Why should i believe you, everything you ever told me it was a lie.
* Marco Bulliron: what are you goning to do you wouldn't Crash your own.
* Kevin Racingtire: No Marco, I'm Not Like You.
* Marco Bulliron: Oh Kevin Think you, you are truly.
* noble I'll make it up to I promise and how can i prove myself to tell me i Mean anything.
* Kevin Racingtire: Run, Runaway Marco and Never return.
* Marco Bulliron: Yes of course as you wish.. YOUR MAJESTY!!!
* Kevin Racingtire: AHH!! UHHH!!!
* Bob: OHH!! Guys Marco Claims Kevin Racingtire
* Darrell Cartrip: THAT NOT GOOD!!! and here We Have Ricky Hoodson 3rd, Cal Weathers 4th, Matt Hicks 5th
* Kevin Racingtire: MARCO!
* Marco Bulliron: Now You be Lose
* Kevin Racingtire: Sorry this is are we get Off. (bumps Marco)
* Marco Bulliron: (Spining Grass) WHOOAAAA
* Ruby Nightcar: Oh Marco Spin Around! looks like a the Shifty Drug
* Marco Bulliron: OH NO!! (Hit the Wall) Ow
* Kevin Racingtire: See Ya Sucker!
* (Kevin Wins)
* Bob: and the Winner is Kevin Racingtire!!!!!
* Darrell Cartrip: THAT WAS AMAZING!!!

### Finish

* Bob: What of Finish Kevin Racingtirre 1st, Ricky Hoodson 2nd, Cal Weathers 3rd, Matt Hicks 4th and Lightning McQueen 6th let's go to Eli Gold.
* Darrell Cartrip: Hey Kevin! Why do you have Winner
* Kevin Racingtire: Beacuse i Winner for Race Kevin needs no strategy! It's very simple. You start the race, wait for Marco Bulliron to choke, pass him, then win.
* Darrell Cartrip: Wow That Was Cool
* Ricky Hoodson: I Lost
* Beep Axler: Sally Brown, why’d you go away? Don’t you like us anymore?
* Sally Brown Oh, Beep. Of course I do. It’s just that-- (*There is a knocking at the door. Belle opens it and Gilbert Willer stands on the porch.*)
* Gilbert Willer: Hello Sally Brown
* Sally Brown: Gilbert May I help you?
* Gilbert Willer: I’ve come to collect your dinoco.
* Sally Brown: My brother?
* Gilbert Willer: Don’t worry, mademoiselle. (*He steps aside to show the Gilbert Willer wagon behind him.*) We’ll take good care of him.
* Sally Brown: My Brother's not crazy.
* Marco Bulliron: (*Emerging from the crowd*) He was raving like a lunatic. We all heard him, didn’t we!
* Tanner Hicks: Yes!
* Sally Brown: No, I won’t let you.
* Strip Weathers: (*emerged from the home.*) Sally Brown?
* Marco Bulliron: Strip Weathers. Tell us again, old man, just how big was Ruby Oaks?
* Strip Weathers: (*Struggling*) Well, he was…that is…enormous. I’d say at least eight, no more like ten feet. (*the crowd laughs at him.*)
* Marco Bulliron: Well, you don’t get much crazier than that.
* Strip Weathers: It’s true, I tell you!
* (Mean Pittys *waves his arms and the orderlies move in and pick up Strip Weathers.*)

### Ricky Hoodson's 2nd

* Ricky Hoodson: i am the 2nd place
* Strip Weathers: What are you Doing
* Marco Bulliron: Get him out of here!
* Strip Weathers: let go of Me!
* Sally Brown: (To Gilbert Willer) No, you can’t do this. (Gilbert Willer shakes her off and drive away.)
* Ricky Hoodson: Poor Sally Brown. It’s a shame about your dinoco.
* Sally Brown: You know he’s not crazy racer, Ricky Hoodson.
* Ricky Hoodson: I might be able to clear up this little misunderstanding, If you Oil me.
* Sally Brown: What?
* Lucy Van Pelt: Never, You Navy Brown.
* Ricky Hoodson: One little word, Lucy. That’s all it takes.
* Lucy Van Pelt: You Can't Not Race Yet!
* Ricky Hoodson: Have it your way. (Turns and drive away slowly, playing hard to get.)
* Strip Weathers: Sally Brown? (She runs back into the Dinoco Hauler.) Let go of ME!
* Sally Brown: (Comes back out with the photo. She yells to the crowd.) My brother’s not crazy and I can prove it! Show me the Easy Idle (to photo then produces the image of the still depressed Ruby Oaks 2005 Dinoco 400)
* Sara Wheelson: It That You?
* Sally Brown: Yeah, He’d never hurt anyone. Please, I know he looks vicious, but he’s really blue and white racer. He’s my friend.
* Ricky Hoodson: If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for this Brown Racer
* Sally Brown: He’s no Brown racer, Ricky Hoodson. You are!
* Ricky Hoodson: She’s as crazy as the old man.

### Ricky Hoodson's Evil Plan

* Ricky Hoodson: Easy Idle will make off with your children! He’ll come after them in the night, We’re not safe ‘til his head is mounted on my wall! I Taking A Radiator Springs!
* Mean Racers and Mean Pittys: (cheers him)
* Sally Brown: No, I won’t let you do this.
* Ricky Hoodson: If you’re not with us, you’re against us. Bring the old man.
* Strip Weathers: Get your tires off me!
* Ricky Hoodson: (in the HTB Hauler*.*) We can’t have them running off to warn the creature (To the crowd) We’ll rid the Mean Racers and Mean Pittys of this Fatal Crash Ruby Oaks. Who’s with me?
* Ken Miller: I Am!
* Aikens: I Am!
* Not Chuck: I Am!

### Take on The Radiator Springs

* Mr V8: I knew it, I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.
* Tex Dinoco: Maybe it would have been better if she had never come at all.
* (*The footstool comes. They rush over to the window expecting the return of Sally Brown.*)
* Ramone: Hey! Lokk
* Tex Dinoco: Could it be?
* Flo: Is it she?
* Tex Dinoco: (*Realizing the Mean Racers and Mean Pittys is not Sally Brown*) They Save Oil, invaders!
* Mr V8: Encroachers!
* Flo: (*Seeing Ricky Hoodson*) And they have the Piston Cup!
* Mr V8: Warn the Master! If it's a Race they want, we'll be Ready for Los Angeles 500! Who's with me? (Shut the Door) Ahh!
* Ricky Hoodson: Take whatever tire you can find, but remember, the Piston Cup is MINE!!!!

## Results

1. Kevin Racingtire 400 laps
2. Ricky Hoodson 400 laps
3. Cal Weathers 400 laps
4. Matt Hicks 400 laps
5. Lightning McQueen 400 laps
6. Slider Petrolski 400 laps
7. Ruby Oaks 400 laps
8. Aiken Axler 400 laps
9. Crusty Rotor 400 laps
10. Jimmy Cables 400 laps
11. Fred Faster 400 laps
12. Gerald Jefferson Junior 400 laps
13. Claude Scruggs 400 laps
14. Larry Smith 400 laps
15. Nigel Gearsley 400 laps
16. Rip Clutchgonskei 400 laps
17. Jeff Gorvette 400 Laps
18. Dale Carrett 400 laps
19. Lewis Hamilton 400 laps
20. Francesco Bernoulli 400 laps
21. Tony Tunado 400 Laps
22. Spencer "Champion" Racingtire 400 laps
23. Sterling Carlin 400 laps
24. Reece 400 laps
25. Kendrick 400 laps
26. Dirkson D Agostino 400 laps
27. Ryan Shields 400 laps
28. Johnny Blamer 400 laps
29. James Cleanair 400 laps
30. Jacob Roscoe 400 laps
31. Patrick Strikebreaker 400 laps
32. Ted Mackwin 400 laps
33. Logan Rookie 400 laps
34. Alex Quint 400 laps
35. David Wonky 400 laps
36. Larry Turbowitz 400 laps
37. Dave Carlow 400 laps
38. Floyd Mulvihill 400 laps
39. Mario Axler 400 laps
40. Oak Oilson 400 laps
41. Tyler Comet 400 laps
42. Robotnik Chicks 400 laps
43. Sky Lewis 400 laps
44. Oswald Sidney 400 laps
45. Tyrone Cartrip 400 laps
46. Riley Moon 400 laps
47. Miles Longley 400 laps
48. Dustin Willer 400 laps
49. Mickey Rodger 400 laps
50. Lane Highbanks 400 laps
51. Duster Tankson 400 laps
52. Haul Inngas 400 laps
53. Brush Curber 400 laps
54. Billy Oilchanger 400 laps
55. Zack Oilchanger 400 laps
56. Rocky McMissile 400 laps
57. Desmond Brakedrum 400 laps
58. Manny Flywheel 400 laps
59. Chick McQueen 400 laps
60. Crane Wesdrive 400 laps
61. Delano Loudrev 400 laps
62. Jackie Johanson 400 laps
63. Marco Bulliron 399 laps (Crash)
64. Phil Tankson 215 laps (Crash)
65. Eric Martin 215 laps (Crash)
66. Davey Froston 215 laps (Crash)
67. Clipper Tirecar 215 laps (Crash)
68. Casey Cornfuel 215 laps (Crash)
69. Jerry Racelott 215 laps (Crash)
70. Darrel Draggered 215 laps (Crash)
71. Dylan Tireson 215 laps (Crash)
72. April TireShock 215 laps (Crash)
73. Simba Roadtesta 215 laps (Crash)
74. Mark Racingtire 215 laps (Crash)