Gallant Old Toy/The Gallant Old Toy

**Gallant Old Toy**, re-titled **The Gallant Old Toy** for American audiences, is the fourteenth episode of the fourth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the ninety-second episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Gallant Old Engine/The Gallant Old Engine.

## Cast

* Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey
* Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas
* Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam
* Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) as Duncan
* Shining Armor as Edward (*does not speak*)
* Spike as Thomas (*cameo*)
* Filthy Rich as Henry (*cameo*)
* Big Macintosh as Gordon (*cameo*)
* Cranky Doodle Donkey as James (*cameo*)
* Pipsqueak as Percy (*cameo*)
* Hamm (from Toy Story) as Sir Handel (*cameo*)
* Randolph (from Toy Story) as Duke (*cameo*)
* Cherry Jubilee as The Refreshment Lady (*cameo*)
* Everyone else as Themselves

## Transcript

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head wouldn't even stop grumbling. He grumbled that he wasn't polished enough, he grumbled that he was overworked. Most of all, he grumbled about the passengers."

Woody: "I'm ashamed of you, Mr. Potato Head."

Narrator: "Said Woody."

Woody: "Thank goodness Buzz Lightyear is coming home soon. Perhaps he'll teach you some sense before it's too late.

Mr. Potato Head: "What has Buzz Lightyear to do with that?"

Woody: "Buzz saved our land."

Narrator: "Replied Woody."

Rex: "Please, tell us about him!"

Narrator: "Begged Rex."

Woody: "Well,"

Narrator: "Began Woody,"

Woody: "It was before you came here. Things were horrible. Buzz and I had to keep the business running, or our land would have to be closed."

Rex: "How awful."

Narrator: "Murmured Rex."

Woody: "I tried my best,"

Narrator: "Continued Woody,"

Woody: "But my old feet ached. Buzz understood."

Buzz Lightyear: "It's my turn now!"

Woody: "He said. He was short of strength very often, but he always struggled to a station, and then rested there.

Buzz Lightyear: "I mustn't stop between stations."

Woody: "He'd say."

Buzz Lightyear: "The passengers wouldn't like it."

Mr. Potato Head: "Humph!"

Narrator: "Huffed Mr. Potato Head. He had stopped on a viaduct and hadn't given a fuck at all."

Woody: "Passengers,"

Narrator: "Continued Woody,"

Woody: "Get cross if you stop at the wrong places. Buzz stopped in a wrong place once, and this is what happened.

One wet and windy afternoon, when the ground was damp, Buzz Lightyear was traveling home with a full line; there were even passengers at the end.

It wasn't a comfortable ride at all.

Buzz's feet kept slipping, and it was a steep climb.

At last his feet gripped the ground again."

Buzz Lightyear: "The worst is over,"

Woody: "He thought,"

Buzz Lightyear: "Now we're away."

Woody: "But they weren't."

Buzz Lightyear: "Aaah! I've got a cramp!"

Woody: "He groaned.

And Buzz stopped on the loneliest part of the road.

His driver examined him carefully."

Buzz Lightyear's Driver: "Your leg gear has jammed. We need to reach the next station. Do you think you can still get us there?"

Buzz Lightyear: "I'll try."

Woody: "Replied Buzz.

Buzz was doing his best."

Buzz Lightyear: "If I fail,"

Woody: "He thought to himself,"

Buzz Lightyear: "The passengers will get cross and the land will be closed."

Woody: "Everything blurred. He was really too tired to make another limp of his legs, but he did, and another, and another, and another.

Finally, tired, but triumphant, Buzz reached the station."

Buzz Lightyear: "I'm here at last!"

Woody: "He wheezed."

Passengers: "Thanks for getting us home."

Woody: "Said the passengers."

Passengers: "We'll tell all our friends what a fine land this is."

Woody: "His driver was delighted."

Buzz Lightyear's Driver: "You're a gallant little toy."

Woody: "He told Buzz."

Buzz Lightyear's Driver: "When you're rested, we'll mend you, so you'll be all set for tomorrow."

Woody: "And,"

Narrator: "Smiled Woody,"

Woody: "Buzz always was all set for tomorrow."

Mr. Potato Head: "Thank you for telling us about him."

Narrator: "Whispered Mr. Potato Head."

Mr. Potato Head: "I was wrong. Passengers are important after all."

Narrator: "The next day, Buzz Lightyear came home. All the characters were there to greet him. Shining Armor shunted his crane alongside, where he was lifted onto the ground.

This was the signal for a chorus of whistles from characters large and small. Everyone was happy, and Buzz was the happiest toy ever."

Buzz Lightyear: "You know,"

Narrator: "He whispered to Woody,"

Buzz Lightyear: "This helps a toy to feel that at last, he has really come home."