Open Season: TWISTED EDITION

Has a hacker ever ruined your life ? Well it happened to me - and it was all because of a movie called Open Season. One day I wanted to watch the movie, called Open Season, so I opened my computer and downloaded the movie from a pirate site, and started to play the movie. It was a fun movie I remembered from when I was a kid, called Open Season, and it was about farm animals. There was a boy cow and a girl cow who were in love and in a way it was kind of like the movie Grease, which was an old movie.

I pressed play on the button, and my computer made a strange noise when I played the file. It sounded kind of like a scream, but electronic, like it was made by the computer's machine parts. It was very creepy, but I didn't think anything of it. I pressed play and the movie played. But instead of the Sony Pictures Entertainment logo, there was another logo. I gasped. The screen now said "CODY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT" instead of what it was supposed to say, and instead of a normal transition, the screen disolved like there was a scream of blood.

Everything else was normal aobut the movie until the scene where coy boy and the girl cow go to cow prom. In this scene there was a weird glitch, like the movie had been filmed on a movie camera, and the screen glitched out for a second. quickly I paused to see what the scene was as it seemed to be some kind of subliminal message.I went back frame by frame and saw a picture on the screen.

On the screen was a hyper-realistic image of a stake on a plate on a table. It was bloody and not cooked properly and there was red meat at the centre. On the bottom in writeen letters was the word 'mother".

Wow that's creepy I thought, but I thought it just must be a strange prank played by the hacker who hacked the movie and uploaded into the pirate website, hweover I pressed play amd the movie continued. The girl cow at cow prom went up on stage and started her prom queen speech. Then suddenly a big bucket of blood dunked on her and splattered everywhere. The blood poured all over the stage and the girl cow screamed loudly, splutterig out blood. It was just like Carrie the movie. Blood splatted everywhere. I screamed loudly.

"THIS IS COW BLOOD!" She screamed as blood poured all over the stage. Suddenly the movie when black. When the movie came back the girl cow was in the hospital and going to the hosipital. They were driving down the road.The nurse cow said

"Shhh baby don't worry." the girl cow was all covered in blood but the nurse cow was cleaning it off."You're going to a special hospital now you'll be safe and clean."

The ambulance drove along the road silently towards the hospital in the woods. She drove into the parking lot and was wheeled out in a wheel chair into the hospital. Then the camera panned away and I saw the sihgn did'nt say Hosipital but it SAID ABATOIR!

The screma went black and then a hyper-realistic image of meat appeared with a loud noise and I screamed. A note said "CHILD" in written letters as the cow had been eaten and turned into meat at the abatoir. This was a scary thought, and as I thought about what it could mean I went on google and googled Open Season. I looked at the wikipedia page and saw the message saying

"during the production of the movie Mike Minster, a dedicated vegan, died mysteriously while the movie was being made. Reports speculated that he killed himself in one of the movie pressing rooms, and his blood seeped all over the movie tapes and a lot of the movie had to be re-recorded."

I don't know what this all meant.. but I do know that the thought of meat now makes me sick whenever I looked at it. I never looked at it again.