Finn the Alchemist: Problems in the Desert

* Hiddenlich\*In some random desert in the middle of nowhere
* 5:57Finn168719A group of caravan are riding their horses to a nearby village
* 5:58HiddenlichScabs are escorting the caravan
* Caravaneer: Why didn't we take the Sulfur Path?
* 6:02Finn168719Caravaneer boss: Because bandit attacks are common in the Sulfur Path.
* 6:03HiddenlichCaravaneer: But was the desert really the only safe option?
* Caravaneer 2: You were the one that suggested it, dingtard.
* Scab: \*Thinking\* At least I'll get paid like the others.
* \*The sand start to swirl near the caravan
* 6:07Finn168719The Carvaneers and the Scabs see a village in the distance
* 6:08TheEnderGamerA scorpion stings a Caravaneer in the ankle
* 6:09HiddenlichCaravaneer: ARGH!
* The Caravaneer falls down and starts swearing
* \*The sand comes past the caravaner and absorbs him
* ????: HUE HUE HUE!
* 6:12TheEnderGamerThe scorpion scuttles away
* 6:14HiddenlichThe Scabs start shooting at the whirl of sand, but they are consumed by the sand underneath them
* The sand creates a pipe-like structure. Out of it comes a tanned man with a turban and scavenger robes
* Kenham: I AM KENHAM! THE SAND ALCHEMIST! YOU WILL DIE BEFORE YOU LIVE YOUR POOR AND INSIGNIFICANT LIVELIHOODS!
* 6:18Finn168719Carvaneer 2: Sand Tsunami!
* Carvaneer 2 started to repeatedly say Sand Tsunami
* 6:26HiddenlichKenham: Your request is accepted!
* \*The grounds creates roaring waves of sand
* 6:27TheEnderGamerA nearby vulture flies away
* 6:32Finn168719The Caravaneers attempted to run away to the village
* 6:36HiddenlichSome of the caravaners are crushed by the waves
* Kenham: HUE HUE HUE!
* 6:38Finn168719Meanwhile in a village
* 6:39Beckitten27yay! this is where i get to start doing stuff!
* 6:40TheEnderGamerA villager walks out to see the sand waves in the distance
* Villager: IT'S THE SANDWORMS!
* Villager: RUN!!!!
* Villager: THEY'VE COME TO DEVOUR OUR VILLAGE AFTER WE DISTURBED THEM!
* The villager runs away while screaming
* 6:41Finn168719The blonde-haired male and a tall golden-looking dog is seen walking
* 6:41Beckitten27Beck: idiot.
* Beck: i mean really? sand worms? that's just ridiculous
* 6:44Jokerthugfan27Friend (the blue Jellyfish from Spongebob) is swimming in a ball with water, and where he tries to swim the ball goes
* Friend swims up and down
* Friend : BZZZ BZZ BZZZZZZZZZ
* 6:46Finn168719The blonde-haired male appears to be wearing an automail for his arm due to losing an arm
* 6:48Beckitten27Beck: i swear i'm surrounded by idiots.
* 6:49Jokerthugfan27Friend swims up to Beck
* 6:49Beckitten27Beck is curious
* 6:49Jokerthugfan27Friend : BZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (translates to : we are not all idiots!
* 6:50HiddenlichMerchant: Oh my! It's an alchemist!
* The merchant runs up to the male automail user
* 6:51Finn168719Finn: Hmmm... A merchant.
* Finn: Since I was exploring out of boredom.
* 6:52HiddenlichMerchant: Sir, could you please help us? Our supply lines have been severed due to sand storms and unprecedented tremors underneath the ground. Folks suspect a living entity is causing this event. We would be thankful if you could investigate this situation!
* 6:53Finn168719Finn: Okay then.
* 6:53HiddenlichMerchant: Thank you sir!
* The Merchant hands him a map of the area
* 6:53Finn168719Finn grabs a map
* 6:54Beckitten27Beck: i'm not sure why, but i'm just not happy here
* 6:55HiddenlichGeorge: NO ONE IS HAPPY IN AN F'ING DESERTQ
* \*!
* 6:55Beckitten27Beck: i mean more than most people
* 6:55Finn168719Finn goes to the area where the sand storms had occured
* 6:56HiddenlichFinn sees the skeletons of donkeys, camels, horses, and even humans
* 6:57Finn168719Finn: Interesting...
* Jokerthugfan27 has left the chat.
* 6:59Hiddenlich????: Wh-who are you?
* 6:59Finn168719Finn: Just an Alchemist who wanders around the world.
* 7:00HiddenlichThe voice appears to be coming from a crate
* ????: An alchemist huh? Why would one of you ever come out here?
* 7:01Finn168719Finn: Just to deal with the situation about the sand storm.
* Finn: As people say.
* Finn: Let's see if I can get you out of the crate.