Bring Me a Tooth

**Bring Me a Tooth** is the third episode of Season 4 of ***F is for Family***.

## Plot

Frank struggles to follow up on his promises to Bill and Maureen. Meanwhile, Kevin's education improves, Vic's aging has caught up to him and Sue's depression gets worse.

## Quotes

**Frank:** You know, for all the trouble this thing has been. It be a real let down if nobody tries bring a gun on a plane. (points up to his finger) Let's fire up!

**Red:** (Turns on the machine and lights up a glowing scaner when Frank covers his eyes.)

**Frank:** I don't think it's suppost to do that. Anyone else itchy? (walks back to fixing the machine.)

**Rosie:** Hey! Frank! Mind if I try a couple of ideas for my campaign speech at the "Sons of the daughters of the American Revolution"?

**Frank:** Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Great. (looks at the airport folder) This can't be right.

**Rosie:** I wanna talk about issues that unite us. Better trash pick up, shutting off the fire hydrants, rebuilding the rec center we burn down after the Rusty's lost that playoff game. (sternly) Investigating our Frank Murphy guide his wife pregnant with that shamrock potato phanom baby dick?

**Frank:** Mm hmm. Good, good stuff.

**Rosie:** D'oh! You're not "**LISTENING"** to me! I'm trying to do something important here.

**Frank:** You're right, You're right. I'm sorry, Rosie. It's just... I am really under the gun, today. I gotta do all my paperwork and Pogo's, and I got leave at 2:30 to coach my kids hockey team that I volunteered for like a moron. Meanwhile, I gotta make sure Huey & Duey over here, don't burn the airport down trying to put that fuckin' X-Ray machine.

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**Maureen:** Come on dad, where are you?

**Amy:** Nice audition, Maureen. I didn't realized you are illiterate. (Sticks her tongue out then Bridget trips her over)

**Amy:** Ow! You almost trip me, say you're sorry.

**Bridget:** Go suck your mother's dick.

**Amy:**  At least I have a mother. Your mom died because she didn't wanna see your ugly face anymore.

**Bridget:** Hey Amy! I hope big foot breaks into your house, kills your dad, comes to the funeral and shits in the hole, and then fucks your mom in the grave, and your mom says "Oooooooo! that's the best grave shit fucking I've ever had, Big foot! What are you doing Thursday?!" (Panting)

**Bridget:** (Begins shedding tears and pulling out her necklace with a picture of her and her mom and sniffles) I won't let her say that about you.

## Trivia

* **Title Reference:** Mr. Fitzismmons saying the title to the hockey players.
* The newspaper Vic gets from Bill is dated Monday September 16, 1974.
* Bob Pogo has lost a ton of weight, though his excess skin is still there.
* So many bullies made fun of Bill and Maureen.
* One of the local newspapers runs a story on Nguyen-Nguyen facing trial for her crime, while referring to her as "Husband Murderer". This confirms that Chet did die.
* Frank unintentionally sours his relationships with Bill and Maureen when he was stuck helping Bob Pogo.
* Kevin writes a well received song.
* Maureen discovers a vulnerable side of Bridget when Amy taunts her about her deceased mother.
* Vic returns to work as the one in charge of the oldies music.
* Kevin Michael Richardson is billed in the opening credits, though this only applies to episodes with his character(s) in them.
* Bridget's threat to Amy was similar to Jimmy's from the episode F is for Halloween.