Asherpate's cars series 4 ep 9: 1996 Cartinsville 500

Chick Hicks would miss the rest of the season as well as the whole 1997 season because he was sent to the Abstract Thought forever (although he escaped before the 1998 Florida 500.) Sadly, Rusty Wallace and Eugene Carburaski escaped from the suspension before the race! Even sader, Rusty Wallace wins this race.

## Transcript

Jeff's hauler: Here we are, Jeff! The shortest track this season!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Must get another win! (drvies out)

Rusty Wallace: How dare you send Chick Hicks to the Abstract Thought!

Eugene Carbureski: Yeah, Jerk Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: He got a black card and is sent there forever! I got dimond!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! The King and I got gold!

Rusty and Eugene: UGH!

(Qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 13th!

Jeff Gorvette: Outside the top 10 again? Really?

(The race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(Lap 225)

Ken Squier: It's lap 225! Rusty Wallace is in the lead with Jeff Gorvette right behind him!

Ned Carrett: And Rusty Wallace is mean, like Chick Hicks!

Spike: And Chick Hicks was sent to the Abstract Thought forever after getting a black card!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace comes through turn 3!

Jeff Gorvette: Hey, mean blue car! Take this! (He does a bump and run on Rusty)

Rusty: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT, JERK!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette does the bump and run and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette exists turn 4 to lead lap 225!

(lap 236)

Ken Squier: It's lap 236! Jeff Gorvette in the lead Dale Earnhardt in 2nd and Rusty Wallace in 3rd!

Spike: Rusty Wallace trying to take the lead from Dale Earnhardt, but the Intiminator gets a great block and will give Gorvette a push!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace is gonna challange Dale Earnhardt, as Jeff Gorvette comes to turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is a fan favorite! So was Dale Earnhardt)

GM Goodwrench: Inside of the 24!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt leads lap 236! It's lap 237! Dale Earnhardt is still in the lead! Jeff Gorvette pushes him in 2nd and Rusty Wallace is still in 3rd!

Spike: Rusty Wallace still trying to take 2nd away! This time, trying to pass Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: And Rusty should be suspended for 10 mounths, but he sadly escaped!

Ken Squier: They're now on turn 3! Dale's still the leader!

Rusty Wallace: THIS IS THE PAYBACK FOR SENDING CHICK INTO THE ABSTRACT THOUGHT! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: WHAT!?

Spike: Oh no! Rusty Wallace does the bump-n-run back on Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: But that won't stop Dale Earnhardt as he leads lap 237! It's lap 238! Dale Earnhardt is still in the lead! Rusty Wallace is up to 2nd, and Jeff Gorvette is now in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Now, Rusty Wallace is gonna challange Dale Earnhardt! He's trying to take the lead

Spike: I don't want Rusty to take the lead!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Rusty Wallace still challanging on the leader!

Rusty Wallace: YOU'RE ALSO DOWN, EARNHARDT! (does a bump-n-run on Dale Earnhardt)

Spike: oh no! Rusty Wallace does the bump-n-run!

Ned Carrett: And takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace leads lap 238!

(lap 255)

Ken Squier: It's lap 255! Rusty Wallace is in the lead! Jeff Gorvette up to 2nd, and Dale Earnhardt running in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette giving a push from Earnhardt and is now gonna challange on Rusty Wallace!

Spike: And he's gonna do the bump-n-run back!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still challanging Rusty Wallace!

Jeff Gorvette: Chick is a mean racer, so you're so wrong! (does a bump-n-run Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: UGH!

Pinkie: Jeff does a bump-n-run, and now takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 255! It's lap 256! Jeff Gorvette is the leader again!

Ned Carrett: And Rusty Wallace is gonna take the lead back!

Spike: But I don't think it will stop Jeff, as he will block him!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Rusty Wallace still drafting on Jeff Gorvette!

Rusty Wallace: I'LL GET YOU BACK! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Rusty Wallace doing the bump-n-run!

Spike: But Jeff will hold 2nd place!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace leads lap 256!

(lap 262)

Ken Squier: It's lap 262! Rusty Wallace still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette drafting behind him!

Ned Carrett: And he gets help from Crusty Rotor!

Spike: He sure needs help from his teammate so they will pass the mean blue car!

Ken Squier: They're entering turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still challanging on Rusty Wallace!

Jeff Gorvette: Here it goes again! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette does a bump-n-run on him and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Meanwhile, Crusty Rotor pushes him as Jeff leads lap 262!

(lap 381)

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor still pushing Gorvette as they come to turn 3!

Spike: And Crusty trying to be the new car leading this race!

Vinil Topee crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Crusty Rotor: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Crusty Rotor passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Now Jeff pushes him as Crusty leads lap 381!

(lap 387)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still pushing Crusty Rotor!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 76!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Crusty Rotor)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes Crusty Rotor and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 387! It's lap 388! Jeff Gorvette in the lead, and Dale Earnhardt pushing him to get to 2nd place!

Spike: Ernie Swervan also going by Crusty Rotor and taking 3rd away!

Ned Carrett: Now Ernie is gonna challange the two leaders!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette in the lead with Dale Earnhardt still drafting behind him!

GM Goodwrench crew cheif: Inside of the 24 car!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Dale Earnhardt goes by Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt leads lap 388! It's lap 389! Dale Earnhardt leading with Jeff Gorvette still behind him!

Spike: Ernie Swervan going by Jeff Gorvette, and taking 2nd away!

Ned Carrett: Now he's gonna challange the leader, Dale Earnhardt!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Ernie Swervan still challanging Dale Earnhardt!

Texaco Havoline crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Ernie Swervan: Ok! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Spike: Ernie Swervan goes by Earnhardt and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan leads lap 389! It's lap 390! Ernie Swervan is the new car leading this race! Dale Earnhardt is 2nd, and Jeff Gorvette in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette is gonna push Dale Earnhardt!

Spike: That's right! Because they want to pass Ernie Swervan and Dale will take the lead!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Ernie Swervan still in the lead with Dale Earnhardt right behind him!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 3 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Dale Earhardt)

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette passes Dale Earnhardt and takes 2nd away!

Ken Squier: But that won't stop Ernie Swervan as he leads lap 390! It's lap 391! Ernie Swervan still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette up to 2nd, and Dale Earnhardt now in 3rd!

Spike: Dale Earnhardt is gonna push Jeff Gorvette while Crusty Rotor will push Dale Earnhardt!

Ned Carrett: I hope Jeff will take the lead again!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still challanging on Ernie Swervan!

Ray Reverham: Now outside of the 28 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok. (passes Ernie Swervan)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes Ernie Swervan and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 391!

(lap 405)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Dale Earnhardt and Crusty Rotor still pushing Jeff Gorvette!

Vinil Topee crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Crusty Rotor: Ok! (passes Dale Earnhardt and Jeff GOrvette)

Spike: Crusty is in the inside, but he passes both of them! How did he do that!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette pushes Crusty Rotor as Crusty lead lap 405!

(lap 415)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette giving a push from Dale Earnhardt is pushing Crusty Rotor!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 76!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Crusty Rotor)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes Crusty Rotor and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 415!

(lap 444)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Dale Earnhardt pushing Crusty Rotor and Jeff Gorvette!

GM Goodwrench crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! (passes Crusty Rotor and Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt in the inside and he passes both of them!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is gonna push him as Dale leads lap 444!

(lap 453)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still pushing the Intiminator!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette passes Dale Earnhardt and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 453!

(lap 489)

Ken Squier: It's lap 489! Jeff Gorvette still in the lead with Dale Earnhardt right behind him!

\Ned Carrett: And Rusty Wallace does the bump-n-run on Dale Earnhardt!

Spike: I don't want Rusty to take the lead again he should be suspened for 20 races anyway!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Rusty Wallace still fallowing Jeff Gorvette!

Rusty Wallace: SCREW YOU! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Rusty Wallace does the bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace leads lap 489!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Rusty Wallace for the win!

Ned, Pinkie and Spike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ernie Swervan: HOW DARE YOU!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU SHOULD BE SSPENDED FOR 20 RACES!

Rusty Wallace: UGH!