Squidward Nose

"**Squidward Nose"**by *cupcakKe*was released independently on January 11th of 2019 via TuneCore.

## Background

Shortly before releasing Squidward Nose, cupcakKe teased this song on Twitter by tweeting "A BOP IS CUMMING."

Squidward is a character from the Nickelodeon TV show Spongebob, who has an unusually large nose, which somewhat resembles a penis. Therefore, cupcakKe states she would rather ride Squidward's large nose, as it is larger than the penis that she describes in the song.

After the music video was released, cupcakKe released merch that related to the single.

## Lyrics

His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes

His dick smaller than my toes

I rather ride Squidward nose

My eyelash flew off

When I saw that dick was too soft (What the fuck?)

Need a dick like Rick Ross

Or Dora the Explorer get lost

Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home

He knowin' just when I'm on

I post it up like Malone

Get so much neck, it's wrong

That I should smell like cologne

Swallow this dick, it's gone

He's searching for it on Chrome

His dick smaller than my toes

Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes

His dick smaller than my toes

I rather ride Squidward nose

His dick smaller than my toes

Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes

His dick smaller than my toes

I rather ride Squidward nose

This pussy have yo' n\*gga leavin' you hurt (Uh-huh)

Make him step out on you like phones ringin' at church (He gone)

At The Drake Hotel so you know we on dirt

Call it "Views from The Six" when he lookin' up my skirt (Uh)

Roses are red, violets are blue

All about the head like I'm in beauty school (Uh-huh)

I said roses are red, might turn your balls blue

'Cause if it ain't enough spit then my snot comin' through

Sex occasion, nipples like raisins

I black out on that dick but my cum is caucasian

Told me to face it, went down like the basement

Don't nut in my hole, I do not want your glazin'

Suckin' on that dick made my lipstick slip off (Uh)

So can I wear your cum as clear lipgloss? (Uh)

Make you work that dick like I'm the big boss (Uh)

Call me Serena back and forth with his balls

His dick smaller than my toes

Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes

His dick smaller than my toes

I rather ride Squidward nose

His dick smaller than my toes

Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes

His dick smaller than my toes

I rather ride Squidward nose

Wanna fuck another girl, n\*gga are you dumb? (Dummy)

I'm a Gemini so that's really a threesome (Yeah)

Rubbin' on your dick 'til my fingers numb

Big pussy, it don't come with a cherry, I got a plum (Ooh)

Yeah, daddy, daddy, yeah I like it like that (I do)

I'm hittin' more positions than Ray J hat

I'm ridin' on your dick 'til your dick get a flat

I'm 'bout to lay your ass down like a fuckin' door mat (Uh-huh)

Peanut butter jelly all in my belly-belly

Rated R, no Kelly

Ate his meat like a deli

Don't moan, you can spare me

'Cause your breath kinda smelly

Yeah, my pussy always screamin' "it's hot in here" like Nelly

Throw up on that dick then I lick it up

Poor kitty-kitty but I'm rich as fuck

Magician with the titties, told him pick a cup

I got that pothole pussy, yeah the dick was stuck

His dick smaller than my toes

Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes

His dick smaller than my toes

I rather ride Squidward nose

His dick smaller than my toes

Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes

His dick smaller than my toes

I rather ride Squidward nose
## Music Video

The music video for Squidward Nose features comedian John Early. The video opens up with the song's title (missing the D in Squidward because "we know where that went), the name of the artist, and the name of the guest star, all in the font used in the Spongebob television show. cupcakKe appears to be a mermaid, and the background appears to be Bikini Bottom, however, the plants appear to be phallic. John Early uses a dildo as bait to catch cupcakKe. Towards the end of the video, an animated version of Squidward appears, and cupcakke, while fully clothed, appears to ride his nose, as stated in the song.

## Trivia

* According to a tweet by cupcakKe, this song was originally supposed to be about Pinocchio's nose, however, upon doing research, she found that Pinocchio was a child, and Squidward was fourty years old, causing her to change the topic of the song.

1. ↑ A BOP IS CUMMING tweet
2. ↑ Screenshot of cupcakKe's online store featuring her merch created for this song
3. ↑ Tweet about changing the topic of the song