Gay chaotic mess and 1/2🎈🏳️‍🌈

Pride is this month so I swear imma start this like today or something.

Sidenote- this is a gender swap so most if not all of the losers will go by what the Irl losers club (aka my friends) go by. And, we also don't have a Stan and Ben so imma just make it up as I go along.

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CHAPTER UNO POLLITOS :))

**Third Person pov**

A little boy gazes out into the storm.

*Georgie-Sure I won’t get in trouble, Bill?* Georgie said turning to face his older sibling.

Bill his older sibling, sits up in bed, surrounded by tissues and sheets of newspaper. Finishing creases on a paper boat.

*Bill- Don’t be a wuss. I’d come with you if I weren’t (cough) dying.*

Georgie*-You’re not dying.* Gorgie said as he rolled his eyes at his older sibling.

*Bill-You didn’t see the vomit coming out of my nose this morning.* (She says as they threw a Kleenex at Georgie.) *Now g-g-go on, get the wax.*

*Georgie- In the cellar?*

*Bill-You want it to float, don’t you?* Bill said with a smirk.

Georgie stood there Hesitant and Scared, even. Resigned, he looks over at the walkie-talkies laying on the shelf. Grabs one and walks out of Bill's room. Georgie hurries downstairs, catching a glimpse of his mother in the parlor playing piano, an earthy beauty transported to another world while she plays. Georgie's stomach sinks as he comes face to face with the cellar door, the only thing between Georgie and the monster in the basement of his imagination. After gaining enough courage he Flings the door open, Georgie ventures his arm into the darkroom. He gropes around and finds the light switch. Nothing happens as he flicked the switch "on". Georgie snatches his arm back. The dark basement glares back at him, taunting. One... Two... the Walkie-talkie makes a sudden noise. Georgie jumps, startled.

*Bill-(over walkie) C’mon! H-Hurry up!*

Recovering from his sudden scare, Georgie scrambles down the steps to the cellar trying to grab the wax as quickly as he can. Georgie runs back up the stairs as if, there was something or rather *someone* chasing him. Georgie runs back up the stairs heading for Bill's room, once he made it past the door frame he handed his older sibling the wax. Eagerly awaiting for Bill to finish his boat.

*Bill-There you go. She’s all ready, Captain.* Bill said while Handing the paper boat to Gorgie smiling at their younger sibling.

Georgie*-She?*

*Bill-Yeah, all c-c-captain's call their boat s-s-she.*

Georgie was grinning from ear to ear, he couldn't wait to go outside and sail his boat. George kisses Bill on the cheek, startling his older sister.

*Georgie-Thanks, Billy.*

*Bill-D-Don’t forget to put on all your rain stuff before you go out or mom’ll blow a circuit.*

Georgie runs to his room, running to grab his iconic yellow raincoat with green rain boots. Georgie makes his way outside his house, Walking in the pouring rain. Georgie turns to look up at Bill's window, waving goodbye to his older sibling. Bill starts feeling this pit of guilt in her stomach, but she quickly brushed the weird feeling aside. Bill grabs her walkie talkie ready to send Georgie off to play in the rain.

*Bill-*To Gorgie through the walkie-talkie. *Be careful.*

George stops and looks up at Bill in the window looking down on. Georgie gives a little wave to his older sister, as Georgie turned around to make his way down the sidewalk ready to play with his new paper boat. Bill watches as Georgie runs down the sidewalk trying to catch up with his boat. Bill watches until she couldn't see him anymore. Bill smiled as the sound of silence filled her room as she got back into bed, falling asleep.

**Time Skip**

A group of four friends make their way down a crowded hallway, excited to finally get out of school and celebrate their summer together.

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Eddie Kaspbrak-A girl abnormally small for her age, her inhaler holstered in her medicine-filled fanny pack. With, Straight (unlike her) Medium length brown hair, Brown eyes, Wearing platform shoes desperately trying to seem like she was as tall as the rest of her friends, and with (according to Richie) a "Nice ass body". Eddie was closest to the comedic relief of the group Richie Tozier, the two would always be seen hanging out together inside and out of school. The other losers had always speculated that the two were more than best friends but they had ever had the guts to ask them.

Richie Tozier-A video game and television freak with bug-eyed glasses. With, Long curly black hair (that some, Not going to say who for respect of privacy Have dreamed about pulling). Her giant glasses made her alluring dark brown eyes seem huge. Richie was the tallest and loudest in the group, she was always trying to make the rest of the losers laugh. She never failed to make one person in particular laugh and whether that person wanted to admit it or not It was Eddie. Eddie would never admit that Richie was hands down the most beautiful person she had ever seen and she never had wanted to either.

and last but not least we have Stanley Uris-was a Tightly wound, Repressed, and Anxious. the young teenage girl who was always seen wearing a Kippot. (a female version of a Kippa) Stan's favorite thing to do in her free time was bird watching, and she was often made fun of for it by Richie Tozier. But she never paid any mind to Richie, to Stan Richie was just a loud ass class clown and because of that, she didn't care about what Richie ever had to say. That was unless Richie was being serious but, that rarely happened so Stan just muted out Richie half the time. So there Stan was, with her tall pale figure and short curly hair that stopped just before her shoulders.

The group of friends (minus Stan) had just gotten out of their social studies class and continued talking about Stan's bat mitzvah. The very thought of the subject was very appealing to the group.

*Bill-How’s it work?*

*Eddie-They slice part of her boob off.* Eddie said shrugging off the subject.

*Richie-That can’t be true. Because then unlike you Eddie Spaghetti she'd have nothing left...* Eddie takes a puff off her inhaler.

*Eddie-Stop Richie, I hate it when you do that. And don't call me Eddie Spaghett- Oh, you love it, Eddie. It's what makes you so chuckalicious.* Richie said cutting Eddie off mid-sentence.

Stanley was walking up to the group as they were talking about the subject

*Stan-That’s a real knee-slapper, Richie. So funny I forgot to laugh...*

*Richie-So which is it? Knee-slapper or you forgot to laugh?*

*Bill-For real, Stan. Wh-what happens at your b-b-b-bat mitzvah?* Bill asked while turning to look at the young redhead while struggling to get her sentience out.

Stan looked around at the rest of the group and shrugged.-*I don’t know, I read some stuff from the Torah and make a speech and then suddenly I become a woman.*

*Richie-That sounds like a lot of work. I can think of funner ways to become a man...*

*Stan-" more fun" I think you mean Richie. But still, Gross.*

*Eddie-Woman, Richie. Woman.* Eddie turned and said this to Richie while rolling her eyes.

*Richie- I know what I said Ed's,* (Richie lowered her head so she was only able to tell Eddie this) *Don't correct me Kaspbrak.*

Richie then backed away from Eddie acting like nothing just happened, she returned to the conversation like normal. But Eddie on the other hand was in shock, she had gotten chills throughout her body when Richie had done that. And for whatever reason, she couldn't explain why.

𝐄𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕

Ok, what the actual fuck was that? Since when did Richie start calling me by my last name? and more importantly...WHY AM I FEELING LIKE THIS? Why do I feel like I'm suddenly going to vomit, just because of what Richie just said? Whatever, I'm sure it was nothing. Right? Right. Yeah, it was nothing. It was nothing to Richie so it should be nothing to me...Or did it mean something to her too? Uggh I feel like I'm going to vomit. My stomach has this fluttery feeling and I don't like it. What are you doing to me, Richie Tozier? What?

**Back to third person pov**

(Back into the groups conversation) The group passes up Henry Bowers and his minions *Reginald "Belch" Huggins, Vic Criss, and Patrick Hockstetter Henry stands there with his arms folded, Belch and Patrick smile malevolently at them, and Vic merely gives them a threatening stare*

*Richie**:** Oh, shit.* (Richie said while looking at the other group) *Think they'll sign my yearbook? "Dear Richie, sorry for taking a hot, steaming dump in your backpack last March. Have a good summer."*

As they go down the stairs, a teenage girl, Gretta Keene, walks past them, bumps Stan, and stomps into the girl's bathroom; another girl walks up to the doorway and points at a stall; Gretta walks up to the door, and, with a growl, kicks it; inside the stall, a red-haired student, Beverly Marsh, smoking a cigarette. they jump at the sound of the door being kicked out of the random.

*Gretta**:** Are you in there by yourself, Beaver-ly? Or do you have half the kids in the school with you, huh, slut? I know you're in there, little shit. I can smell you. No wonder you don't have any friends.* Gretta stood there triumphantly awaiting a response from Beverly. As Another girl proceeds to get a trash bag loose from the sink.