Sorry Burger Wiki

**Welcome to the Sorry Burger Wiki!**
A Fandom Community about the hot dog stand created by the Sorry Boys for the video "We Started An Illegal Food Truck".

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This video was posted on August 14 2023 by the YouTube channel Sorry. It involves the Sorry Crew running a “Burger” stand with the slogan “Keep burgers going never stop eating our burgers thank…you” and a mascot of a hotdog dog with a tie. They have a site called “The Sorry Burger”

New employees at the Sorry Burger franchise shall adopt the Sorry Burger company as their home... forever.

*"Here's a list of all my sources, in order from A to Z! But I've only got, one source! And it's the Sorry Burger Wiki!"*

*- Sous Chef Charlie*

# The Employees

Head Chef PhilzaSous-Chef WilburSous-Chef RanbooSous-Chef CharlieBurger TommyBurger CharlieBurger Ranboo

# Company Training.

## Rules:

—> Wilbur: "When you start working at Sorry Burger Industries. Remember the three Qs:

-Querger (Sorry Burger Mascot: Polite Reminder: Forgetful employees must endure punishment.),

-Por que? (Sorry Burger Mascot: Recordatorio Cortés: No se agradecen las bromas durante las horas de trabajo. = Polite Reminder: Jokes are not appreciated during work hours.)."

—> Wilbur: "Always wash your hands with the water provided."

—> Wilbur: "In our industry, keeping a level head is one of the most important things you can do."

—> Wilbur: "Health and safety is our s- Higher priorities here at Sorry Burger."

—> Wilbur: "Here at Sorry Burger, We- We mustn't let a hard day get to you. You mustn't let a hard day get to you."

Ranboo: "I'm gonna be honest, it's- it's getting to me."

Wilbur: "Here's the dos and don'ts. : Phil over here isn't letting a hard day get to him! Are you, Phil?"

Philza: "AHHHH".

## Lesson 1: Buissness is Burgin'

—> Wilbur: "Here at Sorry Burger, we respect our staff equally. No matter creed, religious preference, sexual preference or gender."

—> Wilbur: "Part of the Sorry Burger experience is we do frequent staff training days. Hello, staff! (To Philza and Ranboo).

—> Sorry Burger Mascot: "Any lawsuits against *alleged* company training methods are futile."

## Lesson 2: Chili Dogs

—> Charlie: "Hot dog *snircum sniscion!*"

## The Sorry Burger construction booklet.

Sorry Burger Mascot: "Employees who fail to memorise all 692 pages will be exterminated."

Rule 104.3: Spread a small amount of onions evenly across the burger.

Rule???: Time wasting is a sin.

Rule???: Never forget the napkin.

## Sorry Burger songs

**The Victory Song (Vocals by Mascot Tommy, instrumentals by Mascot Charlie.)**

Lyrics:

We get you a burger,

We're here to say, that you come to Sorry Burger every single day!

You will never regret it!

You will never he et it!

\*Beatbox?\*

**Disstrack (Vocals by Mascot Charlie)**

You got mustard, but it looks like custard.

You're all smooth and runny you bastard!

You're small! x2

\*Cut By Sous-Chef Wilbur\*

**Chili in the hotdog (Vocals by Mascot Tommy)**

Chili in the hot dog and we'll be there,

Chili in the hot dog and we won't be square.

Chili in the hot dog and we'll be there!

**I Am The Burger (Vocals by Mascot Charlie)**

I am the burger,

It's me I'm the burger.

Tiny tiny burger,

Little itty burger.

Oh, big fight over at the burger sign,

That's because there's a bird *bur*ger line!

**Information Song (Vocals by Sous Chef Charlie)**

So here's the thing you have to know about the burger,

It's zero percent meat!

Here's the thing you have to know about the burger,

Phil makes it with his feet!

Here's the thing you have to know about the burger,

It's mostly stuff we found!

Here's the thing you have to know about the burger,

If you eat one you'll gain ten pounds!

**Burger Meat (Vocals by Mascot Ranboo)**

Burger sauce and meat.

Burger meat.

Get some burger meat in your feet.