Deadpool

Deadpool is an antagonist and popular X-Men member from ***Marvel***, and appeared in the Fiction V. Fiction episode, Ban vs Deadpool, where he fought Ban from ***Seven Deadly Sins***.

## History

Deadpool. A character that almost everyone can recognize. But who was Deadpool? Well before Deadpool was Deadpool, he was a man named Wade Wilson. Wade's past is basically a mystery, even to him. Sometimes he says that his father left before he was born and he was beaten by his mother until he beat her when he became an adult, sometimes he says that his mother died when he was five and his father was an army officer and became abusive, but tried to get his act together only to get shot by one of Wade's friends. Then Wade said that his father actually told bad jokes and abandoned him and his mother, who turned to humor, alcohol, and home shopping networks as a coping mechanism. That made Wade believe he had ran away so his mother wouldn't need to spend the little amount of money left on him. Though eventually it was figured out that his parents still lived together in the far away land of Canada and kept Wade's room how it was, he just didn't recognize the house, his parents, or his room when he came back as an adult. Wade had joined the U.S. Army Special Forces but got kicked out for not following orders that conflicted with his moral code. But thanks to his military record, Wade was invited to join a a group of CIA-sponsored mercenary assassins. Though one day, Wade was diagnosed with cancer. On that day, Wade had completely given up on life, stopped taking his chemotherapy, and dumped his girlfriend. But then, it seemed like a miracle had bestowed Wade. He was picked up by Department K. Department K had injected Wade with a healing factor that was exactly Wolverine's healing, curing Wade of cancer but making him look like a sunburnt meatball. Department K eventually traded him to Hospice and that's when Wade found out Department K was disguised as a miracle. Hospice used Wade as a labrat, just like every other of Hospice's patients. They placed bets of each other for how long they would live, calling them deadpools. Eventually, Wade escaped Hospice and took the advice of the other patients and took on his new name, Deadpool!

## Background

* Name: Wade Wilson
* Age: Between late 20s and 35
* Height: 6'2
* Weight: 210 lbs
* Enjoyer of chimichangas
* Merc with the Mouth

## Feats

### Strength

* Tugged around a 6 ton helecopter
* Kicked people through walls
* Taken on Captain America and Daredevil
* Smashed Punisher into a car
* Create miniature shockwaves with his punches
* Restrained Wolverine with one hand
* Lift up to 800 lbs
* Kick down steel doors
* Knocked out Taskmaster with one punch

### Speed

* Dodged Bullseye's projectiles
* Easily dodge gunfire
* Dodged point-blank machine gun fire
* Avoid laser fire
* Dodge attacks from Captain America
* Evaded attacks from Mr. Fantastic
* Outran a plane
* Dodge Surge's lightning
* Match Spider-Man

### Durability

* Completely regenerated from just a hand
* Was fine after getting hit by a rocket
* Survived being stomped on by a zombie t-rex, and then a satellite crashing onto them both
* Been rammed through buildings
* Survived a point-blank grenade blast

### Experience

* Outmatched Taskmaster
* Skilled enough to make it through an obstacle course for Iron Man suits
* Killed 8 trained soldiers before they could react
* Had a flawless victory against Domino
* Defeated 100 ninjas while on the phone
* Worked with Captain America and Wolverine
* Saved disco
* Been hired by S.H.I.E.L.D. before
* Been on several hero teams like X-Men, Avengers Unity Division, Thunderbolts, Heroes for Hire, and X-Force

### Intelligence

* Outsmarted Captain America, Wolverine, and Taskmaster
* Knows how to use Captain America's shield
* Kept himself 'sane' for 800 years with just his humor
* Made a symbiote insane

### Arsenal

* Katanas
* Pistols
* Grenades
* Machine guns
	+ Koch MP5K
	+ Colt M16A1
	+ Franchi SPAS 12
	+ M-60
	+ RPG-7
	+ Milkor Multiple Grenade Launcher
	+ M61 Vulcan
* Bombs
* Rocket launchers
* Matter disintegration gun
* Teleportation belt
* Bolas
* Sais
* Holographic image inducer
* Wrist gauntlets
* Hammers
* Shotguns
* Flashbang grenade
* Time machine gun
* Smoke bombs
* Sleeping grenades
* Bear traps
* Landmines
* Bows and arrows
* Hulk arrow fist
* Pulse rifles
* Portable dubstep cannon
* Timed bombs
* Nuclear warheads
* c-4
* Neural destructor nets
* Wires
* Grappling hook gun
* Suitcase bomb
* Binoculars
* Motorcycle
* Sonic bombs
* Shurikens
* Exploding shurikens
* Escrama sticks
* Bo-staff
* Chainsaw
* Poison and sleeping gas
* Laser guns
* Laser cannons
* Tranquilizer darts
* Bazookas
* Axes
* Rail guns
* Degeneration beam
* Insect swarm grenades
* Taser wire
* Universal acid
* Bug spray
* His own limbs
* Magic bag
* Carbondanium sword
	+ Though this belongs to Dreadpool
* Regeneration
	+ Brought him back from a puddle
	+ Let him survive being impaled by an elephant's tusk
* Immunity to all chemicals, diseases, mind manipulation, soul resistance, and possible possession resistance

### Weaknesses

* Mentally insane and often talks to voices in his head
* Teleportation belt can malfunction
* Overconfident
* Some of his greatest healing feats were performed with a buff because of Thanos
* If he doesn't have his healing factor, he'll die from cancer
	+ And if he doesn't have cancer, he'll die from his cells overloading too fast from his healing factor
* Afraid to open himself up to others

## Quotes

**Pre-fight**

A very bad one, I can tell you that much.

Indeed it is! The one, the only, the sexy, me!

Oh come on, don't act like you haven't done this before. Remember, with the digital girl that's from a game totally made for kids.

Hey, don't leave out my trusty magic bag to hold all my beautifully destructive toys and of course the good ol' Carbondanium sword! This baby can take care of those pesky healing factors infecting your home. Go to www.deadpool.com to pick up one of your own for $19.99! Disclaimer, Deadpool Corps is not liable for any lost limbs, lives, or money.

Hey, don't forget that I've been in X-Men, Avengers Unity Division, Thunderbolts, Heroes for Hire, and most importantly, X-Force! Oh! And that I killed the entirety of Marvel Universe and it's 100% canon!

Well I'm no betting man... Oh, who am I kidding! You're on, monkey man! I'll see you when I'm crowned victories! Until then, chow on chimichangas for now!

**Fight**

I'll take the chef's best!

Oh that's fine, it'll be better when it's not crowded.

Oh, that was wonderful! I would just love to give my condolences to the chef. If fact, I'll do so right now. Don't worry, it'll just be real quick. Won't even notice I'm there.

Ban! Buddy! I just wanna say that you did such a great job with that whatever it was you made that I could just kiss ya!

Oh I know, but I just wanted to pay you in person. I don't have the money now because the wallet ruins the suit, but I can pay you in your reward money.

Yeah, yeah, I read the book.

But we need some way to kick off this battle, now don't we, writer?

Not a chance!

Haha! Looks more like I kicked you out!

Shuriken!

Bang?

Tell me about the rabbits, George.

Oh come on!

Yoink!

Owww. That hurt!

I'm Batman!

Not my jerky arm! You monster!

Have at thee!

Maximum effort!

Oh come on! Where did that thing go?

Oh come on!

Owie! That hurts!

Time for some of the big guns, baby!

That could've been done better.

Oooo! Deadpool has an idea!

I here knight myself, Sir Deadpool! I would've gotten the full suit but I gotta show off my assets. Now kick it!

Captain boy scout would be so proud of me right now.

Oh, come on!

Ahhhh, shit.

Don't kill me off just yet!

It takes a lot more than that, baby!

Then let me introduce you to my Golden Girls, Bea and Arthur. Missed them in the analysis.

Bullseye.

Deadpool smash!

Physics be damned from this house!

I sure do love these big guns. I gotta admit.

Oh come on!

Let's see how you can snatch without any hands.

Oh come on!

My helmet! Sir Deadpool is no more.

Well now there's a severed hand in the streets.

Can you stop taking my guns for one second!?

No! You cannot see what I look like under this mask.

Because your face will burn off like those Nazis in that Indiana Jones movie!

Cancer. Now give me that!

Oh shut up! Play something really kick ass!

Hm. Sounds familiar. And advanced for a street ba-

Oh god... Getting dizzy... Gonna hurl...

Must... Unleash... Explosion!

It's boom time.

Let me show you! Boop.

Aww. I liked that thing too.

Ooo, don't sell that anywhere. That thing is filled to the brim in cancer.

Was gonna happen eventually, I suppose.

Bye-bye, foxy.

That's the magic of this beauty! That healing factor was getting annoying, anyways. You don't need it.

Oh come on!

Oh great, now what are you taking?

Goody!

Oh shit!

You took my cancer?

That wasn't my healing ability.

God damn it.

## Trivia

* Deadpool was a character that was constantly thought of for the show by the creator, but wasn't exactly sure who to have him go up against
* Deadpool is the third Marvel character
	+ The first two were Mr. Fantastic and Miles Morales
		- The next three is Rocket Raccoon, Beta Ray Bill, and Peni Parker
* Deadpool was the third character to break the 4th wall
	+ The first two were Monika and Giffany