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Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Durance Episode 3

Characters* Wilton Ollis
* Lymand Hatts
* Mercutio Ollis
* Mitty Gunmith
* Edie Jacks
* Nelma Pilver
* Sella Pill
* Orphia Croffin

Events
Nelma Pilver is brought to court before Sella Pill for her terrorist actions. She is sentenced to go to the desert to dig up bodies and bring them back to the colony. When she goes out to the desert she runs into Orphia, who kills Nelma and leaves her in the desert. Mitty Gunmith gets taken to jail for contraband being found in her room, possibly placed there by Nelma's people. Edie tells Wilton that she is pregnant with his baby and wants him to use his power to get real milk. He refuses but is suspicious that the child is not his. He confronts Mercutio, who admits to sleeping with Edie. Wilton shoots Mercutio but does not kill him. Lymand tells Sella about this and they agree to work together to take over the colony and make Sella governor. Edie visits Wilton in jail while Mitty looks on and cries. Wilton explains that he is infertile and could not be the father of her child. They make beautiful speeches to each other and Edie forgives him, breaking her oath. Wilton goes to trial and is (eventually) found guilty of abusing his power, breaking his oath.
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Old Man Henderson Part 1

## Reading Stats

Title: Old Man Henderson Part 1

Author: Waffle House Millionaire and A Self Called Nowhere

Published: July 2010

Air Date: 12/22/17

Length: 00:16

Read by: Cast

## From the Website

Psst… Wanna hear one heck of a story?!

We’re a podiobook of sorts!! This week we present Old Man Henderson Part 1, from 1d4Chan!

Old Man Henderson was written as a forum post, and so isn’t the traditional type of reading we’ve done. It’s a story of insanity, awesomeness, and revenge. It was written by Waffle House Millionaire, and later by A Self Called Nowhere (Another player at the table) as a first hand recollection of an actual Trail of Cthulhu game.

If you hadn’t heard we finally made it through all of the auditions that were submitted for the Casting Call of Cthulhu. We wish to thank everyone for participating, and we will be sharing the results of the next phase as soon as we can. Stay tuned for future updates!

You’ve heard it said many times, many ways… We’re a podcast!

Cthulhu & Friends is actual play of the Call of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game using a modified version of the d20 ruleset. Tell your friends!

We have a YouTube channel! This is where we stream all our recordings live! We also have archives of streamed episodes for you to watch and get caught up with! Find that shiz right here!

Be sure to check out Easy Roller Dice Company, the official dice provider of Cthulhu & Friends! Use coupon code “CaFPodcast” at checkout and you’ll get 10% off any purchase there!

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Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters: Monster One-Shot Part 1

Lial Nym is an outcast drow warlock in search of The Ring in a heavily fortified gnommish settlement to further her house and gain some respect. She gathered this group of horrible monsters to break in and grab The Ring. Zix, a goblin cleric, and Theric are often competing to show how much they help Lady Nym who rewards them with praise when they "do good."
The story is concluded in Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters: Monster One-Shot Part 2.
Dodge Grabbit

**Dodge Grabbit** was a potential Bone Trainer from The City of Brass. He attempted to get into the Coliseum there, but was stopped by Fuckin Gary. He would have beat him, had it not been for the fact that his best card, a Dracolich, was stolen by The Ballista Twins.

He told Skud Derringer all about the rules of the game, and requested the Genasi get his Dracolich back. In return, he promised to give Skud 6 blank Bone cards, to use in capturing creatures of his own. Skud agreed.

At some point, he became extremely prominent in the game, so much so that he was slated to rival Fuckin Gary, the Champion of The Elemental Plane of Air. However, he was kidnapped by some Githyanki pirates and rescued by The Tower of Grey before the match, so he might not be up to it.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 335 - Welcome to the City of Brass
* Episode 342 - Sweeties Day
* Episode 343 - Volcanic Mansion Alone
* Episode 344 - Bonecarding Them All
* Episode 380 - Sky Pirate Delight
* Episode 381 - Stepping Up to the Plate
Dreadwing Behemoth

The **Dreadwing Behemoth** was a turkey monster created for our Thanksgiving special in Episode 4 - Two Problems, One Dreadwing.

In Episode 21 - Family Dinner it is revealed that smaller dreadwings exist, although it is unclear if they are an actual subspecies, or rather the young or even embryonic behemoth variety.
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Herbert West - Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft (Part 1)

## Reading Stats

Title: Herbert West - Reanimator (Part 1)

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: February - July 1922

Air Date: 6/2/16

Length: 00:14

Read by: Josh Gentry

Part 2: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Herbert West - Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft (Part 2)

Part 3: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Reanimator by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 3)

Part 4: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Herbert West - Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft (Part 4)

## From the Website

As always, be sure to check out our Patreon campaign! Like Kickstarter, but better for our purposes. Support the show! Keep us free! Click here for details! Holy BUTTCRAP!! We announced the glory that is Project Bombshell: A brand new graphic novel set in the mythos of Cthulhu & Friends! Be sure to check the Patreon site for our next awesome reward: The CaF Season 1 DIRECTOR’S CUT.

We’re a podiobook again!! This week we present part 1 of Herbert West – Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft! Performed, edited, and produced by the ridiculously handsome Josh Gentry!

Herbert West – Reanimator was written by H.P. Lovecraft between October 1921 and June 1922. It was serialized in the amateur publication Home Brew in February through July of 1922. This story has been adapted many times, from comic books to stage and film; and Herbert West himself appears in Season 2 of Cthulhu & Friends! We’re a podcast!

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Emperor Beauregard

**Emperor Beauregard** was, well, an Emperor. He ruled over a region of Drunkeros far off in the east. The capital city of the empire was Farhold. He rose to power following his victory over the wizards of the White Spire during the Mage Wars, after which magic became outlawed for most people. The only ones legally aloud to perform magic were those within the Ordinatio Theonitus, a special order of powerful magic users. They were bodyguards/security for the empire, as well as peace-keepers and dolers-out of justice. Think the Kingsguard from *Game of Thrones*. They bore collars made of Theonite, which helped them focus their magic.

It was revealed that he had had a history with Ratma Ritmo, who didn't think very highly of him. Describing him as "more pretty than anything", she suspected that there was was someone else running the show behind the scenes.

Likely, this character is actually Big Bo, who had also adventured with Ratma Ritmo, and was extremely beefy, not very intelligent, and very pretty. But, I don't like to assume anything. Also, I only just put two and two together about this, so I'm going to pretend like I'm being "cautious".
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Nyarlathotep by H. P. Lovecraft

## Reading Stats

Title: Nyarlathotep

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: November 1920

Air Date: 12/10/14

Length: 00:10

Read by: Veronica Gentry

## From the Website

Have you visited the GeeklyInc Store and bought a CaF t-shirt? No? FOR SHAME!!

As always, be sure to check out our Patreon campaign! Like Kickstarter, but better for our purposes. Support the show! Keep us free! Click here for details! Holy BUTTCRAP!! We announced the glory that is Project Bombshell: A brand new graphic novel set in the mythos of Cthulhu & Friends! Our next awesome reward: The CaF Season 1 DIRECTOR’S CUT.

Well, we’re officially in the hiatus! Thanks to the generosity of our Patreon Creepers, we are glad to present to you our first Hiatus Reading: Nyarlathotep by H.P. Lovecraft.

Nyarlathotep was written by H.P. Lovecraft in 1920 and published the same year in The United Amateur.

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Dreikfelldur

**Dreikfelldur** was the prominent city in The Elemental Plane of Water. It boasted a mighty Colosseum, which was where the games of Bones were held.

## **Recent Events**

The Tower of Grey travelled here during their quest to defeat the four Bones Champions. This was their first stop, on their way to defeat the dreaded Jilling the Bonehammer.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 366 - Jilling the Bonehammer
* Episode 367 - In the Mother's Shadow
* Episode 368 - The Party Father
* Episode 369 - Bone Brothers
* Episode 370 - Bonesplash 42
* Episode 371 - Bonesplash 42 Part 2
* Episode 372 - Welcome to the Elemental Plane of Earth
Episode 116 - TV Deaths

**Here, there be spoilers**

## BWK

* 5. *Lost* - Ilana Verdansky
* 4. *Roseanne* - Dan Conner
* 3. *Hannibal* - Abel Gideon (the man he forces to eat himself)
* 2. *Dexter* - Rita Morgan
* 1. *The Simpsons* - Maude Flanders

DJ
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* 5. *Lost* - Charlie Pace
* 4. *Rescue Me* - Connor Gavin
* 3. *Dexter* - Rita Morgan
* 2. *Breaking Bad* - The Neo-Nazis (fuck 'em)
* 1. *Game of Thrones* - Oberyn "The Red Viper" Martell

## Donny

* 5. *Game of Thrones* - Lord Eddard Stark
* 4. *Buffy the Vampire Slayer* - Tara Maclay
* 3. *Futurama* - Seymour the Dog
* 2. *Buffy the Vampire Slayer* - Joyce Summers
* 1. *Doctor Who* - The Tenth Doctor

## Matt

* 5. *The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air* - Trevor Collins
* 4. *X-Men: The Animated Series* - Morph
* 3. *The World of David the Gnome* - David and Lisa
* 2. *Breaking Bad* - Hank Schrader
* 1. *Game of Thrones* - Ned Stark

## Fro

* 5. *Scrubs* - Ben Sullivan
* 4. *Daredevil* - James Wesley
* 3. *South Park* - Kenny
* 2. *The Venture Bros.* - Henchman 24
* 1. *Futurama* - Seymour the Dog
Dear Internet

**Dear Internet** is an ongoing, biweekly podcasts hosted by Jennifer Cheek, and co-hosted by Tim Lanning, Michael DiMauro, and Nick Bristow. It is the follow-up to the finished podcast Cast of Thrones, which wrapped up when the terrible Game of Thrones finale happened.

## **Episodes**

* Dear Internet Episode 1 - Mushrooms, WoW, and Big Foot
* Dear Internet Episode 2 - Alligators, Geese, and Demon Cats
* Dear Internet Episode 3 - Wrasslin, Toots, and Messed Up Smoothies
* Dear Internet Episode 4 - Dating a Cat, Buying Damn Jeans, and Coveting Skulls
* Dear Internet Episode 5 - Butter Wars, Violin Wars, and Skull Wars
* Dear Internet Episode 6 - GeeklyCon 2018 Liveshow
* Dear Internet Episode 7 - The Weedisode
* Dear Internet Episode 8 - Boyfriends and Why They Are The Worst
* Dear Internet Episode 9 - Selfies, Centipedes, and Sushi
* Dear Internet Episode 10 - Eager Eagles, Son Dating, and Uncomfortable Bosses
* Dear Internet Episode 11 - GeeklyCon 2019 Game of Thrones Edition
* Dear Internet Episode 12 - Mold, Smart Homes, and Scary Clowns
* Dear Internet Episode 13 - HauntedHotel.ghosts
* Dear Internet Episode 14 - Johnny Apple-Bean
* Dear Internet Episode 15 - That's Quite an Oni
* Dear Internet Episode 16 - Toilet Troubles
* Dear Internet Episode 17 - Filth Mummy
* Dear Internet Episode 18 - Egg Boat
* Dear Internet Episode 19 - Jennifer, Tim and Nick get in trouble without Michael
Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Firefly in Fate Episode 6

The next day, they had their big show. Thad noticed one of the scenes was not quite right and so fixed it using his craft skill. Vera found a member of the audience who dreamed of holding a political office, even though the city didn't hold elections, and convinced him that the way to that goal lay with leading a revolution against the mayor and to meet with a mob at a specific time. Molly shot off the hats of many people, thrilling the crowd. And then the mayor's manor exploded.
The trio ran to the 'saulty moms' location, near the camp, and saw that there were five guards still in the way to the children. Molly attacked first, shooting one right in between the eyes. Combat ensued, resulting in four dead guards, one hog-tied, and a badly wounded Vera. In the fight, a guard shot Vera in the thigh, shattering the bone, and so she couldn't walk for a long time. After the battle, Thad poured some dust into the wound, turning Vera into a super monster, but not before she had a fine night with Polly the hooker. Thad and Molly play cards.
The episode ends with the group discussing their opinion about the Fate System.

This concludes the Firefly in Fate series.

"I'm going to water this vodka down with some gin. That's a good idea, right?" - Michael "Thrifty Nerd" DiMauro
Episode 11 - Missing Person

## Episode Stats

Season 1 Episode 11

Title: Missing Person

Air Date: 3/1/19

Length: 38:38

## From the Website

Sometimes the clue you are looking for is right under your nose. The Crew digs into the missing person case. Will they find the young girl? Find out in this week’s episode.

Want to peek behind the curtain? Check us out on YouTube where we record every other Friday.

This episode stars Staci, Fred, Mike, Steph, and Veronica and was produced and edited by Hiroshi. The opening and closing theme was created by Rob Anderson.

As always, you can follow the show @CaFPodcast.

Also check out Easy Roller Dice Company, the official dice provider of Cthulhu & Friends! Use coupon code “CaFPodcast” at checkout and you’ll get 10% off any purchase there!

Cthulhu & Friends is an actual play of the Trail of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game, but we still homebrewed some rules. Tell your friends!

## Episode Synopsis

The Crew searches through the house and outside but finds very little evidence regarding the missing girl. However, they smell a foul odor in the laundry room, and decide to go look in the crawlspace under the house. Edward finds the girl's body under the house, but it is oddly choked with vegetation. The Crew is quite shaken but manages to gather some samples. The evidence leads Todd to believe that the body isn’t in a normal state of decomposition.

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Cthulhu & Friends First Anniversary Special!

## Extra Stats

Season 2 Extra

Air Date: 08/28/2014

Length: 01:10

Next Episode: Bloopisode 4

Previous Episode: Episode 15 - Cats & Dogs

## From the Website

Can you believe it?? Cthulhu & Friends has been a podcast for an entire year!!. We want to personally thank all you Creepers for being awesome fans and supporting us this past year, it means the world to us!! Here’s looking forward to many more years of insanity for your earholes! By this point, I’m fairly certain you know to visit the [GeeklyInc Store] and buy so many CaF t-shirts.

Don’t forget to check out our Patreon campaign! Like Kickstarter, but better for our purposes. Support the show! Keep us free! [Click here for details!] Holy McKittens!! We hit $500/mo on Patreon and as long as it’s maintained for three months, on November 15th, 2014 we will be announcing PROJECT BOMBSHELL. Be sure to check the Patreon site for our next awesome reward: The CaF Season 1 DIRECTOR’S CUT.

The only thing I can really tell you about this episode is…nothing. Enjoy! We’re a podcast!

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Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Durance Episode 1

Setting* After declaring that they didn't want to make a Dune planet, the gang accidentally makes a Dune planet. Colony Glough on Planet 16 is a planet with very little water, no alien life, crazy plants, and order is not well established.

Characters* Wilton Ollis
* Lymand Hatts
* Mercutio Ollis
* Mitty Gunmith
* Edie Jacks
* Nelma Pilver
* Sella Pill
* Orphia Croffin
Doug Rubble

**Doug Rubble** was a Dao from The Elemental Plane of Fire, who asked for the assistance of The Tower of Grey in procuring some Brine from the tank of a Mind Flayer Brain. In exchange, he would tell them where to find The Sorrowful Man. They agreed to these terms, and helped him defeat it. This granted him the drugs he needed (did I mention the brine was for drugs?), and gave them a token to fight the Sorrowful Man, and gave Toby a Ring of Mind Shielding. Then peaced out, never to be seen again...

## **Episodes**

* Episode 373 - Brain Brine Juice
* Episode 374 - The Mind Killer
* Episode 375 - The Sorrowful Man
Cornelius Talionis

**Cornelius Talionis** was the gnome Archmage of the White Spire of Glaine, the Jewel of the East. He was later revealed to be Terth Bahknug, a Nareevian, with the real Cornelius held prisoner in the floating city of the Nareevians.

***Last seen*** - To be actually an impostor Nareevian who tells the party the real Cornelius has been captured and is kept prisoner in Nareev.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 195 - Meanwhile, in Glaine, the Jewel of the East
* Episode 198 - Welcome to Glaine, the Jewel of the East
* Episode 202 - The City in the Sky - *Reveals his true identity*
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Old Man Henderson Director's Cut Part 1

## Reading Stats

Title: Old Man Henderson Director's Cut Part 1

Author: Waffle House Millionaire and A Self Called Nowhere

Published: July 2010

Air Date: 1/18/18

Length: 00:11

Read by: Cast

## From the Website

Hey remember that guy Henderson…?!

This week we present Old Man Henderson Director’s Cut Part 1, from 1d4Chan!

Old Man Henderson was written as a forum post, and so isn’t the traditional type of reading we’ve done. It’s a story of insanity, awesomeness, and revenge. It was written by Waffle House Millionaire, and later by A Self Called Nowhere (Another player at the table) as a first hand recollection of an actual Trail of Cthulhu game.

Audition Update: We are currently play testing with our finalists. Come out and encourage the ‘new’ blood when we livestream on Youtube.

We’re a flipping p o d c a s t!

Cthulhu & Friends is actual play of the Call of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game using a modified version of the d20 ruleset. Tell your friends!

We have a YouTube channel! This is where we stream all our recordings live! We also have archives of streamed episodes for you to watch and get caught up with! Find that shiz right here!

Be sure to check out Easy Roller Dice Company, the official dice provider of Cthulhu & Friends! Use coupon code “CaFPodcast” at checkout and you’ll get 10% off any purchase there!

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Cthulhu & Friends Scripted: Mason 1 Press Conference

## Episode Stats

Cthluhu & Friends Scripted

Title: Mason 1 Press Conference

Air Date: 7/16/2015

Length: 13:58

Next Episode: Episode 8 - Mr. Self Destruct

Previous Episode: Episode 7 - Schism

## From the Website

Have you visited the GeeklyInc Store and bought a CaF t-shirt? No? GO DO IT!

As always, be sure to check out our Patreon campaign! Like Kickstarter, but better for our purposes. Support the show! Keep us free! Click here for details! Holy BUTTCRAP!! We announced the glory that is Project Bombshell: A brand new graphic novel set in the mythos of Cthulhu & Friends! Be sure to check the Patreon site for our next awesome reward: The CaF Season 1 DIRECTOR’S CUT.

If you couldn’t be at GeeklyCon 2015, you’re in luck! Our canonical script has been performed and recorded for everyone’s earholes. Welcome to the Mason 1 Post-Event Press Conference.

Cast:
Eddie Mason voiced by Josh Gentry
Nikola Tesla (Tes) voiced by Veronica Lovecraft
ALICE/Caroline Edison voiced by Staci Strate
Nigel Stevenson voiced by Michael Lane

Production by M. Hiroshi Sutherland

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Dictionary Doug

**Dictionary Doug** was a dang detective. He discovered many deeds done by dangerous dudes and dames, and he did so with duplicitous deception, but not of the devious nature. Doug devoted himself to working for Professor Devin Decacog, and dove into duty alongside him in Rimeford, a derelict district far to the west of Drunkeros.

## **Episodes**

* Checking In (2x6)
* Press and Punishment (2x11)
* Tetradecapus Trouble (2x12)
* Cleric-al Work (2x13)
* Bugged Out (2x14)
* Marching Two by Two (2x15)
* Grave Shack (2x36)
* Turns Have Tabled (2x37)
Elemental Tramway

The **Elemental Tramway** was a transportation hub that allowed travelers to enter each of the four Elemental Planes, by way of magical trams leading there. There were, of course, 4 trams, each one occupying its own tunnel. Each tunnel and tram was color coded, indicating which plane it would take you through:

* The Elemental Plane of Earth: The tunnel is brown and dark grey. The tram is carved out of stone.
* The Elemental Plane of Fire: The tunnel is shades of red. The tram is made of a dull grey metal, all covered in soot.
* The Elemental Plane of Air: The tunnel is almost colorless, but sparkling. The tram is fabric, stretched across some kind of framework. Might be an airship of some kind?
* The Elemental Plane of Water: The tunnel is blue and green. The tram looks to be made of old, wooden planks, perhaps pirate ship-like, and is covered in barnacles.

## **Recent Events**

The Tower of Grey traveled here during their mission to battle in a game of Bones, in order to gain access to the Elite Forge. They needed to travel to each of the four planes (ending with the Plane of Fire), defeating each of the four Champions there. It was decided that they would first enter the Elemental Plane of Water, because of the hit show Avatar: the Last Airbender. They came back here a few more times on their adventures, eating at a pop-up Sbarros that served food here.

Later, after dealing wuth The BBEG, Lahni Caplain decided to open an egg salad sandwich all you can eat buffet across from the Sbarros, as an own against them for not refilling her mayonnaise cup once. She was then invited by Stymer Dunkan to open a buffet in Grull, so it's unknown if she still wants to open on here in the Tramway.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 365 - Ticket To Ride
* Episode 372 - Welcome to the Elemental Plane of Earth
* Episode 379 - Welcome to Venduria
Episode 10 - Lost in Transmission

When you find yourself in the midst of one of those days where absolutely everything is going wrong, sometimes it's best to avoid dangerous or risky situation. This is, of course, presuming your job isn't entirely dependent on you being in dangerous or risky situations, which yours is, so I don't even know why I brought it up.

This episode was co-written by Nika Howard
Doug the Dark Elf

**Doug the Dark Elf** was the most famous dark elf in Drunkeros that had many stories written about him and spread throughout the land. He was friend's with Barve Brightaxe.

Both Titus Harper and Toby Treacletart were big fans of his stories. The latter liked to quote Doug the Dark Elf when thinking about a decisions that an adventurer must make.

He was an Alumni of Norhall Academy for Adventurers and Heroes.

### Quotes

* Episode 196 - Never Meet Your Heroes
	+ "An adventurer always denies himself first."
	+ "You use what you have and when you have it you use it."
* Episode 197 - Into the Sewers
	+ "Silence it's more than just bliss. It's the right choice."
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Herbert West - Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft (Part 4)

## Reading Stats

Title: Herbert West - Reanimator (Part 4)

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: February - July 1922

Air Date: 4/6/17

Length: 00:13

Read by: Josh Gentry

Part 1: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Herbert West - Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft (Part 1)

Part 2: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Herbert West - Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft (Part 2)

Part 3: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Reanimator by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 3)

## From the Website

We have a YouTube channel! This is where we stream all our recordings live! We also have archives of streamed episodes for you to watch and get caught up with! Find that shit right here!

We’re a podiobook again!! This week we present part 4 of Herbert West – Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft! Performed, edited, and produced by whoever Josh Gentry is!

Herbert West – Reanimator was written by H.P. Lovecraft between October 1921 and June 1922. It was serialized in the amateur publication Home Brew in February through July of 1922. This story has been adapted many times, from comic books to stage and film; and Herbert West himself appears in Season 2 of Cthulhu & Friends! We’re a podcast!

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Doctor Habe

**Doctor Habe**, or **Doc Habe**, was the Cleric in the Temple of Ioun, in the town of Tarry Hollow. He was one of Katrina Dozar's suitors, along with a man named Brahm Bones. Revealed in Episode 244 - Welcome to Tarry Hollow to be an illusion created by Sinu the Red.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 239 - Into the Crypt Yet Again
* Episode 242 - Where Is That Boy!
* Episode 243 - Where Bones Lie
* Episode 244 - Welcome to Tarry Hollow
Doctor Rogers

**Doctor Rogers** was a amiable Warforged from New Newfoundland Land. He would just wander around town, singing to himself about being your friend. He was friends with a small train, Trolley (later changed to Charlie), being ridden by a puppet, Wacko. They ride around Rogers' house, delivering messages and being helpful, though Rogers was unsure of where they led.

A member of The Baby-sitters Club, he attempted to stop Mendelov's Marvelous Rainbow Tavern Company from corrupting the town, but failed. As a result, the Company, actually a team of Dragonborn, completed a ritual to bring Tiamat into the world. He was likely killed when this happened.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 300 - Swords and Sobriety Episode 1: Tavern Troubles
Decanter of Endless Water

The **Decanter of Endless Water** was an item inside Steve the Gnollem, that he used to shoot beams of water from his mouth, or sometimes to provide a refreshing drink to his friends. It was revealed in Episode 204 - Time to Save the World. Again. that Steve didn't have to eat, so he had the decanter is where an esophagus would be and can stream water from his mouth.
Episode 100 - A Bittersweet Reunion

First, let us say thank you for allowing us to exist all the way to episode 100! Is is your support that keeps us going. On this momemtous episode of Drunks and Dragons things get … a little dicey. I know! It is such a surprise, but hey, sometimes dicey things happen to and around our group. Let’s just say that some old friends drop on by and maybe these old friends have some explaining to do. I have said too much.

## **Story**

After releasing the submarine from the grip of the Storm Giant, the gang receives a message from Wren letting them know their boat is directly above them. The boat is being attacked by the giant flying demon, but she is sending help. They rise up and see the boat as well as Ros, Clinker, Watari and some witches arriving on Griffons. The demon starts to attack them, killing a few witches. Jaela then uses her Demon Binder to trap the demon, completely ruining Thrifty's plans for the whole episode.

With the demon captured, the party sets their sights to fixing the boat before it sinks. It's pretty much a giant clusterfuck but they fix the boat. Watari and Clinker depart, leaving Ros back with the crew to face Harper.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis / Steve Meloncamp
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Clinker
* Ros
* Watari
* The Coven
	+ Wren

### **Locations**

* Under da sea
	+ The Belafonte
* Chum Guzzler

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [NEW][Active][Harper] - Have it out with Ros
* [Active] - End the Demon Apocalypse by destroying the Demon Portal
	+ [Active] - Investigate the Demonomicon
* [On-hold] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Backburner] - Find a way to get Steve Meloncamp out of Thom's head
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ ~~[Complete] - Investigate The Coven of witches~~
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
Episode 111 - Evil Through the Roof

This is a land of monsters and horrible demons. We should have known that we were never safe. Honestly, if you are asking me, those damned demons attacking us was more of a "when” then an "if.” Sometimes you have to appreciate the quiet times, you know? They are shattered so quickly and unexpectedly that you realize amidst all the carnage and chaos that your tea has gone cold. Tea shouldn't be the thing that stands out, but the mind is a funny place.

## **Story**

It appears the White Dome is not as safe as previously thought! Demons crash through the \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*roof!

Two tentacle wielding demons accost the party as soon as they are in range. Jaela banishes one demon before it can cause many problems (as was Thrifty's design), but the other proves an extremely strong opponent: manipulating the party's mind as well as lashing out at their bodies.

The fight took the entire episode, minus introductions and sign-offs.

## **Trivia**

* Jaela uses her totally overpowered Demon Binder she got from her "min/max" wishlist to banish one of the grotesque exceptionally strong demons back to The Abyss
* Surprisingly, Thom and the attacking Demon have a fairly nice conversation - discussing the dynamic of what it's like to be a demon and live off the notion of Chaos
* Aludra rolls better when attacking her friends than she does attacking enemies. *Did she secretly want to roll better? Who's to say*

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis / Steve Meloncamp
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Avery T'léas
* Zird the Arcane

### **Locations**

* Fairmire
	+ The White Dome

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active] - End the Demon Apocalypse / Kill Fennekin
	+ [Active] - Destroy the Demon Portal device with the Hammer of Sundering
* [On-hold] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
* [Backburner] - Find a way to get Steve Meloncamp out of Thom's head

### **Quotes**

**"Guys, I bought the whole seat, but I'm only using the standing desk."** ~ *Michael "ThriftyNerd" DiMauro*
Dndpodcast Wiki

**Greetings, Adventurers!**
And welcome to the Wiki! This site is a knowlege base of the many goings-on (and there are many) of the Greetings, Adventurers! podcast, an ongoing, actual-play, 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons role-playing comedy adventure series, with a focus on entertainment, inclusivity, and all around good vibes. Since October 2012, Dungeon Master Michael DiMauro has led a rag tag team of heroes around the wonderful world of Drunkeros. Along the way, we've laughed, learned, and most certainly loved.

With the many adventures of Tim Lanning, Jennifer Cheek, Mike Bachmann, Nika Howard, and Steven Strom have come numerous characters, locations, events, and items, all of which have the propensity to be immediately forgotten about the second they are out of frame. And so, this Wiki was born. Equal parts record of the show's history, and comedic (I hope) recap of the episodes, this site is dedicated to the ongoing task of keeping the lore and cannon of the show in what can *loosely* be described as a line.

So, whether you are a long time fan looking to revisit old friends, a new listener confused about some new reference being made, or a random person who somehow accidentally stumbled across this site... feel free to kick back, pour a tall glass of Hellwasp Honey, put on Jett Razor's records, connect to The Belefonte's free Wifi, and read on, ye mighty, and despair...

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Episode 12

There are many Pages that may refer to **"Episode 12"**. You may be looking for:

## **Greetings Adventurers**

* Episode 12 - Not Quite Through the Woods

## **Random Encounters**

### Gamma World

* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 12 - Wrap it up

### Darkblade Academy

* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 12

### Sailor Moon

* Sailor Moon 12 “In the Jungle! The Mighty Jungle! Sailor Bear Swoops Tonight!”

### Norhall Academy for Adventurers and Heroes

* Random Encounters: Norhall Academy for Adventurers and Heroes - Episode 12
Episode 104 - Welcome to the Jungle Part 2

The viscous battle continues to rage all around us on this week's episode of Drunks and Dragons. Who knew that these dinos would be so dangerous?!? Cat people are getting mauled left and right, and I swear I hear a loud pounding noise coming from the forrest. This cup of water is shaking, is all I am saying.

## **Story**

The party continues to fight Drakes, especially the big ass Tyrannosaurus Drake. Everybody actually does a pretty good job remembering their various powers, except that Aludra forgets she's a dwarf and can save against being knocked prone.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis / Steve Meloncamp
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [On-hold] - End the Demon Apocalypse by destroying the Demon Portal
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the Demonomicon
		- [On-hold] - Find Avery T'léas in Fairmire
* [Active] - Resupply at Drunkeros Madagascar
* [On-hold] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Backburner] - Find a way to get Steve Meloncamp out of Thom's head
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
Episode 124 - Actor Swap

## Fro

* 5. *Doctor Strange*, replace Benedict Cumberbatch with Robert Downey Jr.
* 4. *Mr. Nanny*, replace Hulk Hogan with Mr. Nanny
* 3. *Star Wars*,replace Carrie Fisher with Helen Mirren
* 2. *Family Matters*, replace Steve Urkel with Daniel Day-Lewis
* 1. *Star Wars*, replaxce R2D2 with Joe Pesci

DJ
--

* 5. *Ghostbusters (2016)*, replace Leslie Jones with Uzo Aduba
* 4. *Batman & Robin*, replace Arnold Schwarzenegger with David Bowie
* 3. *Star Wars* prequels, replace Hayden Christiansen with Heath Ledger
* 2. *How to Train Your Dragon*, replace Jay Baruchel with Michael Cera
* 1. All Kevin James movies, replace Kevin James with Chris Farley

DJ
--

* 5. *Ghostbusters (2016)*, replace Leslie Jones with Uzo Aduba
* 4. *Batman & Robin*, replace Arnold Schwarzenegger with David Bowie
* 3. *Star Wars* prequels, replace Hayden Christiansen with Heath Ledger
* 2. *How to Train Your Dragon*, replace Jay Baruchel with Michael Cera
* 1. All Kevin James movies, replace Kevin James with Chris Farley
Darkblades

The **Darkblades** were a thieves guild that operated primarily out of Mastwick, though their influence and fear could find its way across the world, even as far as Caer. They were among Trant Thumble's biggest opponents.

Years later, when the dragon Pyre took over the city, the Darkblades assumed responsibility for the people living there, and worked with the nearby New Newfoundland Land to provide food for the citizens. They acted as a kind of low-key resistance against the dragon.

There were 11 levels of dark blades:

* Cutpurse
* Rogue
* Footpad
* Robber
* Burglar
* Shade
* Pilfer
* Sharper
* Magsman
* Thief
* Master Thief

## **Known Darkblades**

* Tum Thumble
* Niles Blackwater
* Footpad Calor
* Cutpurse Esk
* Footpad Boulderhill

## **Random Encounters - Darkblade Academy**

* Tumasina
* Dragonclaw Wyverndrake
* Rhaegar
* Xantolin
* Wulfgar Kneesmasher
* Thoregg Ironfist

## **Trivia**

* Status: Still Functioning
* Primary Location: Drunkeros, Mastwick
Dahlia Woodford-Blackwell-Stovitch-Garrison

**Dahlia Woodford-Blackwell-Stovitch-Garrison** (or just **Dahlia**) was a high-class Summer Aladrin from Farhold. Through events unknown, she somehow ended up in the tunnels below Rimeford. There, she met R'Oarc, T'Chuck, and Lucee. Together, they slew a terrifying Umber Hulk that was causing production of Theonite to falter in the mines. They all then escaped the tunnels, and Dahlia left.

She believed that magic should not be exclusively for The Order. Instead, she believed everyone should be allowed to use it. Although, she did think that some of the more fanciful spells should be reserved for those more financially well endowed.

## **Episodes**

* High Society (2x30)
* High Society Part 2 (2x31)
* Adult Conversations (2x33)
Episode 106 - Top 5 Things of 2015

## Jeff

* 5. Jeff - Help - Front Bottoms
* 4. *Nathan for You*, Season 3
* 3. WTF with Marc Maorn, the Obama pepisode
* 2. The "That's a Tuna, bro" video
* 1. Getting engaged

## Fro

* 5. The Descendants show thanks to the Converse Rubber Tracks thing
* 4. WWE NXT
* 3. "Uptown Funk"by Bruno Mars
* 2. BB8
* 1. Cutting his dreads off during the live show

## Matt

* 5. *The Force Awakens*, by Star Wars
* 4. All the Marvel movies of 2015
* 3. ~~Weird Al's *Mandatory Fun* hitting #1 on the billboards~~ Seeing Alkaline Trio doing Past Live at Brighton Music Hall
* 2. Being Cast on the Improv Boston Main Stage
* 1. *Meliora* by Ghost
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Herbert West - Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft (Part 2)

## Reading Stats

Title: Herbert West - Reanimator (Part 2)

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: February - July 1922

Air Date: 7/8/16

Length: 00:13

Read by: Josh Gentry

Part 1: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Herbert West - Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft (Part 1)

Part 3: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Reanimator by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 3)

Part 4: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Herbert West - Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft (Part 4)

## From the Website

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We’re a podiobook again!! This week we present part 2 of Herbert West – Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft! Performed, edited, and produced by that guy Josh Gentry!

Herbert West – Reanimator was written by H.P. Lovecraft between October 1921 and June 1922. It was serialized in the amateur publication Home Brew in February through July of 1922. This story has been adapted many times, from comic books to stage and film; and Herbert West himself appears in Season 2 of Cthulhu & Friends! We’re a podcast!

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Episode 152 - The Battle Above the Abyss Part 2

Having cracked the a hole in Fenniken’s Floating Fortress, your adventurers take a deep breath and prepare themselves for the further trials that are surely awaiting them. Resting amidst the cries of the dying screams of unicorns, it is here that the reality of their situation hits them. All that they have done has lead them to this very moment. To this very large door. To…that moaning and, would you call that shambling, yes shambling noise. The struggle is far from over.

## **Story**

After being fired into the outer wall of Fennekin's Fortress, where Caer used to be, Thom finds himself in a pile of rubble, still clinging to the enormous ballista bolt that had been fired the previous episode. Thom clamors back atop the ballista bolt and slides into the Fortress proper. He pulls his "bluetooth" ear device out of his ear and the other three party members teleport to his location safely, though Titus got a bonk on his head.

Outside the fortress, the battle rages on. Demon, Devil, and Pegasus alike clash and many die. Titus Harper, without telling Jaela of the winged horse murder, kills *ONE'* demon that felled a Pegasus... just for her sake.

After an hour rest inside the fortress, the party hears moaning and shuffling behind the nearby door, bringing back a history of zombie hulks and undead. Everyone readies attacks and charges through the door, into the fray. The ten undead waiting for them had long writhing tongues, slathering at the prospect of fresh meat. A vicious fight ensues.

During the fight with these abominations - Titus loses control of his power. His Thunder Wave caused a deafening eruption of thunder, rendering all of his party completely deaf, but... that is the only hiccup in an otherwise one sided encounter, as the party completely destroys the Ghasts and Ghouls.

The party takes a quick stretch and opens the next door... inside the room is flooded with water and filled with dozens of zombies. The undead, strangely, look a little familiar. From the back of the room, a small figure shambles forward and groans "S...sly.... Fl...flourish...." Tum "Darkblade" Thumble has made a reappearance!

## **Trivia**

* Wiggins resides inside Aludra's ample bosom
* Tim Lanning misquotes Star Wars "Ah... I thought they smelled bad.......... on the inside ~~outside~~!"

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active] - End the Demon Apocalypse / Kill Fennekin
	+ [Active] - Destroy the Demon Portal device with the Hammer of Sundering

### **Quotes**

**"There's nothing you can do to beat us!"** ~ *Michael DiMauro*
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 3)

## Reading Stats

Title: The Shadow over Innsmouth (Part 3)

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: April 1936

Air Date: 7/29/15

Length: 00:41

Read by: Josh Gentry

Part 1: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 1)

Part 2: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 2)

Part 4: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 4)

Part 5: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 5)

## From the Website

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We’re a podiobook again!! This week we present part 3 of The Shadow over Innsmouth by H.P. Lovecraft, brought to life by the ruggedly handsome Josh Gentry!

The Shadow over Innsmouth was written by H.P. Lovecraft in November-December of 1931 and published in April 1936 in a bound booklet after being rejected twice by Weird Tales magazine. Out of all Lovecraft’s stories that were published in his lifetime, Innsmouth was the only one that was not published in a periodical.

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Durian Brexleyshire

**Durian Brexleyshire** was a Human adventurer who was occasionally hired by Duke Cromwell to aid in fighting invading monsters. He often traveled alongside his adventuring party: Anvon Whispermouse, Big Bo, Luban Dola, and Ratma Ritmo. In one such adventure, he was sent to save the city of Still-Glenn from a dragon.

## **Appearance and Personality**

Described as being "very attractive", with black, curly hair, and robes of white and gold. People might think he was a nobleman, but he wasn't. He had the ability to see the future, lightly, and would take seemingly innocuous actions to prevent future unknown outcomes. However, this ability left him bored with mundanities of life, causing him to adopt a somewhat sardonic tone. His face was often placid.

His most heroic moments were any of the times he prevented a city from being burnt down by putting out a candle, or closing a bedroom window, etc.

## **Stats & Abilities**

*All stats come from Episode 0 - The Dragon, which took place a few years before the main campaign. All characters at the time were Level 10. Likely, things have changed since then.*

### **Skills**

* History +6
* Persuasion +9

### **Spells**

* *Prestidigitation*
* *Fireball*
* *Banish*