Boring Rainy Day/Transcript

## Stuck Inside (Possibly Related to COVID-19)

(The episode begins at the house, where it is being rained on, & Chuck is looking out of the window, bored.)

Chuck: (Narrating) Great. Rainy days. (His expression gets more & more angry.) The problem's because I can't run inside. (His expression gets furious as he gains the muzzle of a tiger & the teeth of a shark.) I can't stand these--.

(He is cut short.)

Red: (Off-screen) Chuck, are you complaining about being trapped inside when it's raining?

Chuck: Yes. (Angrily) & in fact, I was in the middle of something until you interrupted!!!

Red: Woah! So sorry.

(Chuck continues to look out tthe window in boredom.)

Chuck: (Bored) Yep. This is totally what this week of spring is like.

Red: Yeah. Every channel is just the weather channel.

(Red goes over & turns on the TV, & switches through multiple channels, only to see the weather channel.)

Red: See?

Chuck: (Bored) Yes, I see.

Red: But you're not even looking!

(Chuck groans & his eyes stick up like a periscope on a submarine & he looks at Red continuing to flash through the channels.)

Red: But look, & hear me out on this.

Chuck: Fine. But make it quick. (He stuffs his eyes back into their sockets & twists his body around to face Red.)

Red: The rain is our source of almost every food! We need it to survive! We get drinks from rain, (Disgusted) But we don't drink rain. We could even jump in puddles!

(The word "puddles!" echoes into Chuck's head & he gets more & more excited.)

## Having Fun

Chuck: (Gasps; He grabs Red & rushes outside, but notices that he doesn't have a raincoat, so he rushes back inside the house.)

Red: (As he gets dragged away; to the viewers.) Uh, we'll be right BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! (He fully gets dragged back into the house.)

Chuck: (Off-screen; muffled) Alright! Got my raincoat!

Red: (Off-screen; muffled) Uh, maybe you should-- (Chuck bursts through the door laughing, while Red screams in fear, & Chuck then lands on top of a mud puddle while Red is accidentally tossed into the air & faceplants on a rock, but his face slides off it.)

Red: Ow.

(Chuck begins jumping in the mud puddle, laughing wildly.)

Red: (Uprights himself & looks up at the gleeful Chuck.) Huh. That could be fun.

(Red steps onto a puddle & just hops on a puddle.)

Red: Hey, this is fun!

(Red then starts to jump in the puddle, laughing. We then cut to a time card reading "5 minutes later..."

## Trying to Get Inside

(After many minutes, we see a tuckered out Red stomping his boots in the puddle. He then falls flat on the puddle, but Chuck continues jumping.)

Red: (Stands up & shakes the mud off him.)

(Red looks at the still jumping Chuck.)

Red: (Exhausted) Chuck, is it probably time we go back inside, I have to warm up.

(Chuck doesn't respond.)

Red: (Angrily) Uh, are you even listening to me??!

(Chuck still doesn't respond.)

Red: (Growls in anger.)

(Fade to 2 minutes later.)

Red: Okay. I can't believe I'm saying this, but we need to go back inside!!

(Cut to a puddle with a net roped to it.)

Red Good thing I made a trap puddle that fool will never see coming! Now what I just need is to push my earless friend to that puddle. (He goes over & nudges Chuck to the right & waits for him to foolishly fall into the net. However, Chuck opens his left eye & sees the rope, so he zips past it & jumps onto another puddle.) What the? No! NO! NO!!!! NO!!!!!!!! (He leaps in anger to grab Chuck, but gets caught in his own trap.) Shoot. I should've looked before I leaped.

(Later, Red is laying down a long trail of food in front of the house.)

Red: Perfect! That fool will never see this trick coming this time!

(Red laughs maniacally, until he is stopped by quick chomping sounds, & turns around to see the crumbs of the food he laid down to look & see Chuck with the food crumbs on his mouth, causing Red to growl in anger again.)

(Later, Red is hanging up a bird cage.)

Red: Perfect! Third time's the charm!

(Chuck jumps straight up into the cage & Red cheers in victory, but jumps straight into his own trap like before.)

Red: Darn it, Red! Stop acting so stupid!

(Later, Red stalks Chuck from behind with a boxing glove.)

Red: Right. Final time, & if I don't do this, I'll be enraged for years to come!

(Red then prepares to hit his friend, but he hits himself with the boxing glove, & he screams.)

(We then fade to the beginning scene of Welcome to Our World, with a time card reading "4 days & 12 episodes ago...", but when the battle begins, Red crashes in between the Birds & Pigs.)

Past Minion Pig: What the?!

Past Minion Pig #2: Who's this freak!?

Past Bomb: Future Red?!

Red: (Weakly) Sorry. The boxing glove knocked me back onto Monday, April 5 & back into the series premiere, Welcome to Our World. Hang on. (Red holds the boxing glove in front of his face again & he is knocked back into the present.)

## The Resolution

(Red storms up to Chuck.)

Red STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!

(Chuck finall responds & stops jumping in the puddle.)

Red: Look! We need to head inside because science says that you could get sick from staying in rain for too long!... I think.

(Chuck nervously begins to tear up.)

Chuck: (Quivering.) Can you excuse me for a moment?

(Chuck takes out his eyeballs & streams of tears rise from his eyes. Chuck then wildly starts crying; sobbing) I'm sorry, Red!!!!

(Red looks up to see that it's not raining anymore. Chuck looks up & sees no rain, too, & puts his eyeballs back into his eye sockets again.)

Red & Chuck: YAY!!!!!!!!!! (It suddenly begins to rain again, but it's Chuck's tears that rain down this time. Soon, the 2 groan in anger & walk back to the house.)

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