Compared To Nothing

Jazzimus: Elyoria..

Elyoria: Yes..?

Jazzimus: Do you know why I healed you?

Elyoria: You're going to torture me and interrogate me, aren't you?

Jazzimus: If The Man Upstairs wills it.

Jazzimus: I was going to ask you about your being an Autobot,y'know, before all of this madness ensued.

Elyoria: At least I get to talk to my nemesis instead of sulking in my cell..

Jazzimus: So..tell me.

Elyoria: I won't miss having that red insignia on my arm..fighting for a cause that I thought was great..

Jazzimus: Then why did you become a Decepticon? Why team up with Sasha Fierce and Kirbycron? Why the Savagicons, why me?

Elyoria'd sigh.

Elyoria: I am sorry.

Elyoria: I have to ask you: What happened to my mini-con partners? Are they in good hands?

Jazzimus would also sigh.

Jazzimus: Yes,yes.

Elyoria: Why kill my second-in-command,my friend,my partner-in-crime, Xhesha?

Jazzimus: I'm sorry.. I had to..

Elyoria: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY *'I had to'*?

Jazzimus: I..um..

Elyoria: That's right,feel Guilt.

Jazzimus (thinking): *What did I ever do to deserve this?*

Jazzimus: Why?

Elyoria: You're responsible for my brethren's fates. You directly-or-not, have killed them, as 'Supreme Commander' of the Autobots.

Jazzimus: I'm haunted by it from time to time...you see....

Elyoria: You are a troubled soul.

J: I wish I wasn't..

E: Savior..

J: That's my name..don't..wear it out..

Jazz would groan.

J: I'm getting nowhere with this.

E: Ok..

E (Elyoria) would sob.

E: I can't believe that Observer is dead..

J: I can't believe my comrades're dead,either..

E: You killed them in cold blood; You killed them without remorse..why..you heartless..monster..

J: You know it.

Jazzimus would smirk.

Jazzimus would rip off his faded-out Misfit Autobot insignia,only to get up and walk out of the interrogation room to get a new one.

Elyoria'd sigh.

Jazzimus: That woman is crazy.

Flashbee: I know.

Flashbee: Gained anything out of her?

Jazzimus: She was an Autobot. She didn't go into any more detail as to why she betrayed us than *'I won't miss having that red insignia on my arm,fighting for a cause that I thought was great.'*

Flashbee: So she wasn't always like this?

Jazzimus: Or so I thought.

Jazzimus pats Flashbee on the shoulder.

Jazzimus: Don't worry.

Jazzimus would put another one on his arm, walking back in the room and closing the door behind him.

Elyoria: Talking to Flashbee?

Jazzimus: Yes! How'd you know?

Elyoria: I always see you with that yellow cretin..

Elyoria: Y'know..I'd punch this wall were I not chained up like this..

Jazzimus: Calm yourself.

Elyoria: Trust in me.

Elyoria: I will.

Elyoria (whispering): I'm so sorry..for your loss.

Jazz's head would transform into its own being. (Though still being Jazzimus in its own right.)

Jazzimus's body would slump,headless.

Jazzimus: See what I can do!

Elyoria (quietly): You're so cute!

Elyoria would shake her head in disbelief.

Elyoria: I wish that I could do that.. with my own head.

Jazzimus: You combined..and you defeated us. Remember?

Elyoria: That made me smile,Savior.

Elyoria: Leading the Decepticon Destroyers makes me happy..

Elyoria: Although I see some Humanity in you Autobots.

Jazzimus would transform back into being a head for his body.

Jazzimus: I have so many powers.

Elyoria: You're so lucky,and that's why I hated you.

Jazzimus: Is this..what I think it is..?

Elyoria: Hopefully if you don't kill me,then it'll be.

Elyoria: Your son.

Jazzimus: Minor? What about him?

Elyoria: So,tell me about your love-life..

Jazzimus: And why would I?

Elyoria: I'm just curious..I'd like to know a little somethin' about my enemies..

Jazzimus: O-ok..

Jazzimus: Arachnids were my thing.

Elyoria: Ew! Gross! Spiders!

Jazzimus: Jumping to conclusions.. What if I told you that I dated a scorpion?

Elyoria: I wouldn't believe you. You always seemed to be the sort of person who'd ogle an insect-bot.

Jazzimus: I am.

Elyoria: I knew that you were an eagle, but wow..

Jazzimus: Yes.. I will always remember Silverbolt,my brother who was always harsh to me, and Blackarachnia, my kinder sister.

Jazzimus: I miss Airazor.

Elyoria: Who's Airazor?

Jazzimus: One of my daughters..

Elyoria: I feel sad,now..

Jazzimus: Why?

Elyoria: The wars,thinking about killing you, and everything else..

Elyoria: I didn't know you as a person.

Elyoria: I thought you hated me.

Jazzimus would chuckle.

Jazzimus: Aw shucks! You're making me blush!

Jazz: I kinda did..but..

Elyoria: We could..finish each others' sentences?

J: Now,why?

Elyoria: You called me many things, Evil being one of them.

Elyoria: I've wanted to make that up to you,to prove to you that I have a heart.

J: I thought you were this fearless,stoic person. I like this,but its weird how you find insects repulsive.

Elyoria: I wish I was..

Elyoria: I wish I could turn back time..Observer..Xhesha..

Elyoria: Why did they have to die..why..?

Jazzimus: Why did Fairlady have to die? Why did Ratchet have to die?

J: Why..?

Elyoria: Savior,I'm sorry..

Elyoria: I am so sorry.. I'm not even going to be mad at you for Violent Tiger's death or Max's death.

Elyoria: Or even Circuit and Schism's death.

E: Being an Autobot was boring. Also, the Decepticons get all the good things. Why be massively outnumbered?

E: I'm not actually Evil..I just played that way.. but.. you've shown me something.

J: I see.

Jazz would cry.

Jazz: You've made me regret killing Thomastrain.

E: Thomastrain was a fool. No need to regret his passing away. You had a good reason for killing him,and Trackrain, and Megatron.

E: You always give your enemies a sword to the gut.

Jazz: Karma always strikes. I might die that way, but know this. Nothing is truly dead.

Jazz: Speedemon and Infernox can kill Copycat.

E: The Eighty-fold eye..

Jazz: What about it?

E: Such a brilliant sword.