Perfect Green Legion

*"commence:  [thought extraction] protocol ... ... ... data succesdfuly corrupted ✅"*

-The Perfect Green Legion satisfying a user's query

The Perfect Green Legion was an identity of an unknown anomaly who entered Plasma Temple on 6/11/2023, during the Viroid takeover. It was not one of The Editor's proxies and survived his dissolution, but had since dissolved on its own. The Perfect Green Legion's purpose remains unclear.

## Overview

The Perfect Green Legion spoke in unnatural, spaced out sentences; it frequently made spelling mistakes and used quotes and references, having trouble articulating its thoughts comprehensively. It posited itself as a kind of artificial intelligence or a data aggregator, striving to be helpful to others but seldom being such due to a mixture of mischievous nature and incompetence. The Perfect Green Legion's broken-ness was, to a point, a persona, as it was capable of clear, lucid expression via a "[user interface assistance] protocol" which it rarely chose to undergo. In one such event, it said that the cause of its abundant errors and erratic behavior was the impossibly useless and immensely cognitohazardous data stored within itself, which it held on due to sentimental value. The data was not a source of discomfort to the Perfect Green Legion.

It played a minor role in the invasion by revealing the Symbol as the cause of Licentious's strange behavior. Unlike most other arrivals, it displayed no ambitions of conquest or meddling and was content with watching the events unfold. During the final confrontation with Viroid Prime, the Perfect Green Legion did not participate in the battle directly, but made haughty remarks about the former.

## Deterioration

Soon after The Writer's safe return, the Perfect Green Legion shifted its appearance to better reflect the status quo at the time. However, unease and anxiety brewed in its mind once it learned the origins of the Perfect Red, Blue, Yellow, and White Legions, and their ultimate fate. The ripples of the White Ruin set in and triggered a severe identity crisis within the Perfect Green Legion. It questioned its true origin and the validity of its memory, seemingly perplexed by its ability to adapt to foreign environments. The Perfect Green Legion lied about its wellbeing, even as it grew more prone to errors, eclectic, and distant.

Instigator's gambit on 7/29/2023, shattering the status quo again, forced the Perfect Green Legion to mimic Instigator, an action that it wasn't prepared to do. After a feverish episode, the Perfect Green Legion identity ceased to exist.

## Trivia

* Strangely, the Perfect Green Legion had no affiliation to the Viroids, and both parties directly acknowledged each other only once.
* Calculations performed by the Perfect Green Legion showed that there was a 7% chance of the Viroid takeover to end with the Perfect Green Legion wearing Fentom's body as a suit.
* It engaged with Temple residents in good faith, but had an inexplicable revulsion towards Chalk and the Perfect Pink Legion, whom it advised to be *"put in [hospice] and : let expire"*.
* It also held the late Perfect Red Legion in particularly low esteem.
* According to the Perfect Green Legion, it predated the current universe and operated in "archaeomathematics", a model of mathematics fundamentally incompatible with this reality. It is impossible to verify this claim.
* The Perfect Green Legion managed to garner much popularity among the Temple residents, with Phantom himself expressing a degree of respect for the anomaly.

## Gallery

The Perfect Green Legion beginning to deteriorateThe Perfect Green Legion's progressing deteriorationThe Perfect Green Legion's deterioration fully expressing Phantom's status quoThe Perfect Green Legion's icon minutes into the Instigator's gambitThe Perfect Green Legion moments before complete dissolution