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Patriots: A Novel of Survival in the Coming Collapse

**Patriots: A Novel of Survival in the Coming Collapse** is the first book in the Patriots (novel series) and was first distributed as shareware in 1995 and first published in paperback in 1998. It was updated and re-published in paperback 2009, and then in hardback in 2012.

## Synopsis

America faces a full-scale socioeconomic collapse—the stock market plummets, hyperinflation cripples commerce and the mounting crisis passes the tipping point. Practically overnight, the fragile chains of supply and high-technology infrastructure fall, and wholesale rioting and looting grip every major city.

As hordes of refugees and looters pour out of the cities, a small group of friends living in the Midwest desperately tries to make their way to a safe-haven ranch in northern Idaho. The journey requires all their skill and training since communication, commerce, transportation and law enforcement have all disappeared. Once at the ranch, the group fends off vicious attacks from outsiders and then looks to join other groups that are trying to restore true Constitutional law to the country.

Patriots is a thrilling narrative depicting fictional characters using authentic survivalist techniques to endure the collapse of the American civilization. Reading this compelling, fast-paced novel could one day mean the difference between life and death.
Liberators: A Novel of the Coming Global Collapse

The fourth and final sequel in the Patriots novel series is a 416-page book entitled **Liberators: A Novel of the Coming Global Collapse**. It was released on October 21, 2014. This sequel was written under contract for E.P. Dutton. It is set primarily in the Bella Coola region of western Canada.

## Synopsis

The New York Times bestselling author of Patriots and How to Survive the End of the World as We Know It returns with another riveting postapocalyptic tale

New York Times bestselling author James Wesley, Rawles has won a large readership among the growing ranks of survivalists and preppers with novels that combine fast-paced adventure with useful how-to information. Set against a backdrop of global socioeconomic collapse, Liberators features Afghanistan War vet Ray McGregor and Phil Adams, a Defense Intelligence Agency officer. When the United States is engulfed by chaos, a tyrannical army of occupation ruthlessly restores order. Operating out of a sparsely populated town in remote western Canada, the two men fight the occupiers to ensure not only their own survival, but also the future of North America.
Tabletop Jumping Spider

## Overview

The Tabletop Jumping Spider is a tabletop variant of the jumping spider. It was released in 2017 and 2019. The 2017 model has black fangs and the 2019 model has red fangs. Although it is intended to be a tabletop version of the jumping spider, it has a different design and has the audio of the Attack Spider.

## *Tekky's Description*

*This Creepy Eight-Legged Creature Is Sure To Make You Jump! The Sleeping Spider Sits In Its Webbed Bed Ready To Attack! Spider's Eyes Glow As It Jumps Out At You, Shocking You Lights, Action and Sounds.*

* *Quick Jumping Action*
* *Glowing Eyes*
* *Spooky Sounds*
* *Poseable Legs*

## Mechanisms and Modules

* Jumping Spider-Type Mechanism
* Control Box/Module

## Trivia

* The audio this prop uses is from the Attack Spider prop.
* There is another Tabletop Jumping Spider called the Mini Tabletop Jumping Spider which is more faithful to the original Jumping Spider.
Grave Bustin' Pumpkin

## Overview

The **Grave Bustin' Pumpkin** was released in 2010. It resembled a pumpkin man in a dark robe bursting from the ground. When activated it's eyes would light up and it would sway side to side.

## *Tekky's Description*

*This Ghoul Has Busted Out Of The Grave And Is Coming To Get You With His Haunting Movements! Glowing Hands And Face Give Him An Eerie Glow At Night.*

* *Sound Activated*
* *Glow-in-the-dark*
* *Scary Motions*

## Trivia

* There is a skeleton variant known as the Grave Bustin' Skull
* The skeleton version of the prop was fog machine compatible, while the pumpkin version was not.
Rising From The Grave

## Overview

The Rising From The Grave was a prop released in 2007. It was available until 2011. It resembled a Grim Reaper wearing a dark cloak. When activated blue lights would illuminate the reaper's face and it's eyes would light up red. The reaper would jolt up while playing eerie sounds.

## *Tekky's Description*

*Creepy Reaper Or Corpse Lay As Still As The Dead Ready To Suddenly Rise From The Grave To Scare Guests And Trick-Or-Treaters. 3 Feet tall with growling & creepy sounds.*

* *Light Up Eyes & Face*
* *Says Scary Phrases*
* *Creepy Background Music*

## Mechanisms and Modules

* Rising From The Grave-Type Mechanism
* Control Box/Module

## Trivia

* Despite popular belief, this is the original rising from the grave reaper.

## Demo Video

No official video from Tekky has been found.
Survivors: A Novel of the Coming Collapse

**Survivors: A Novel of the Coming Collapse** is the second book in the Patriots (novel series).

## Synopsis

WHAT IF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ENDED TOMORROW?

The America we are accustomed to is no more. Practically overnight the stock market has plummeted, hyperinflation has crippled commerce, and the fragile chains of supply and high-technology infrastructure have fallen. The power grids are down. Brutal rioting and looting grip every major city. The volatile era known as “the Crunch” has begun, and this new period in our history will leave no one untouched. In this unfamiliar environment, only a handful of individuals are equipped to survive.

Andrew Laine, a resourceful young U.S. Army officer stationed overseas in Afghanistan, wants nothing more than to return home to Bloomfield, New Mexico. With the world in turmoil and all air and sea traffic to America suspended, Laine must rely on his own ingenuity and the help of good Samaritans to reach his family. Andrew will do whatever it takes to make it home to his fiancée, no matter how difficult the circumstances.

Major Ian Doyle is a U.S. Air Force pilot sta-tioned in Arizona with his wife, Blanca. Their young daughter, Linda, is trapped in the North- eastern riots. Three teenage orphans, Shadrach, Reuben, and Matthew Phelps, have no choice but to set out on their own when their orphanage closes at the beginning of the Crunch. Then there is Ignacio Garcia, the ruthless leader of the criminal gang called La Fuerza, who will stop at nothing to amass an army capable of razing the countryside. And over everything looms the threat of a provisional government, determined to take over America and destroy the freedoms upon which it was built. The world of Survivors is a terrifyingly familiar one. Rawles has written a novel so close to the truth, readers will forget it’s fiction. If everything you thought you knew suddenly fell apart, would you survive?
Creepy Caretaker

## Overview

The **Creepy Caretake**r prop was released in 2010 as a Spirit Halloween exclusive until 2014. In 2018 it was remade as a Party City exclusive and was returned in 2019 as a Menards exclusive.

## *Tekky's Description*

*What is this caretaker actually caring for? Is it the cemetery or is it something darker... Timer and Sound Activated. Tombstone is included. Timer & Sound or Footpad Activated.*

* *Moving Mouth*
* *Light Up Eyes*
* *Light Up Lantern*
* *Rises From Behind Tombstone*

## Mechanisms and Modules

* Telescoping Module
* Control Box/Module

## Trivia

* The Creepy Caretaker shares the same audio as the Rising Reaper With Pumpkin.
* This prop shares the same head mold as the Grave Digger.
* The 2010 models had the battery compartment inside the rising mechanism rather than inside the base.
* The 2018 and 2019 models' audio are higher pitched than the previous model's audio.
The Coming Global Collapse Wiki:About

*The Coming Collapse Book Series* is a series of fictional works set in the near future midst hyperinflation and a catastrophic global economic collapse. All books in this series are contemporaneous with the events described in the other published novels.

The series consists of five novels.

Read more...
Glossary

This glossary offers quick definitions of terms used in discussing the Patriots (novel series).

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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### ACU

Army Combat Uniform. The U.S. Army's new "digital" pattern camouflage uniform that replaced the BDU.

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### Dramatis Personae

Dramatis personae are the main characters in a dramatic work written in a list.

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Expatriates: A Novel of the Coming Global Collapse

The third sequel in the Patriots series is entitled **Expatriates: A Novel of the Coming Global Collapse** (ISBN 9780525953906). It was written under contract for E.P. Dutton. The book was released on October 1, 2013. It is set "primarily in central Florida, the Philippines, and northern Australia." The cover artwork was created by Tony Mauro, Jr. The audio book was narrated by Eric G. Dove. The publisher's web page summarizes the storyline: "When the United States suffers a major socioeconomic collapse, a power vacuum sweeps the globe. A newly radicalized Islamic government rises to power in Indonesia, invades the Philippines, East Timor, Papua New Guinea, and finally northern Australia. No longer protected by American military interests, Australia must repel an invasion alone."

## Synopsis

Their America is gone forever

After the United States suffers a major socio-economic meltdown, a power vacuum sweeps the globe. A newly-radicalized Islamic government has risen in Indonesia and—after invading the Philippines, East Timor, and Papua New Guinea—sets its sights on Australia. No longer protected by American military interests, Australia must repel an invasion alone.

In the thick of it all, Peter and Rhiannon Jeffords, American Christian missionaries in the Philippines, and Chuck Nolan, a Texan petroleum engineer in Australia, find themselves adrift in a world in flux. Chronicling the Jeffords’ and Nolan’s fight against Indonesia’s merciless advances, Expatriates is a riveting thriller and a powerful depiction of the authentic skills and techniques needed to survive the collapse of modern civilization.
Sus

Sus is an epic gamer in SilentManJoe's and Keenan Jr's hangout. She is mostly seen in artist chat and sometimes in general. She has also sent around 8k messages in the two servers combined.

### Quotes

"Give this man an artist role, this piece is better than the Mona Lisa!"

"Bonk can't put you in the genderbender if you put yourself there first"
Horny

Horny is one of the two kinds of energies that flow within Silent Land. It exists as a result of the first fanfic between Keenan Jr and SilentManJoe, who's horniness created said energy and managed to expand and create a rivalry between itself and chad energy. Horny is despised by the Shtposters, both Red and Blue, who try to preserve their chadness by staying away and jailing the horny.

## Horny in SilentLand

After the first fanfic, the Horniness went around the world defiying the preexisting chad energy, conflicting and trying to destroy each other. Many shitposters caught the horny. These people, the hornies, are rejected by the Chads and are usually prosecuted and either killed, jailed or sent to Brazil.
Keenan Jr

Keenan Jr is one of the main characters in the SilentLand chronicles. He is the creator of the SilentLand physical state. He's also shipped around a lot .Now he isnt a mod the borger took place over him.

## Keenan Jr

What dreams of chronic and sustained S A N S. Dududuuduu

### Aliases

Keenan, keenan, keenan, keenan, keenan, keenan, keenan, keenan, keenan jr, keenan, keenan, keenan, keenan, joke stealer you fucking scotch son of a-, keenan, keenan, keenan

### Occupation

Goverment affairs (not anymore, apparently), illegal transport of Sans peepee pics to Honduras.

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

Keenan Jr in his normal Keenan Jr roles. Nicolas Cage in the spin offs

### Appears in

SilentManJoe's Bizarre Adventure, SilentLand chronicles, First Steps in reading with Keenan Jr for the Nintendo Gamecube.

## Overview

Keenan Jr was the creator of the physical appearance of the SilentLand by orders of SilentManJoe. He takes the appearance of Engineer Gaming, but his true self is never revealed. Is he actually... A SCOUT?! We may never know...

(There was some stupid horny shit in here but i changed it. Sorry for the inconvenience. Lets just leave to imagination how the horny was created by Keenan and Joe because i don't wanna suffer from CBT.)

Keenan would later dump Joe and travel the Silent Land extending Gaming to every corner of it. He eventually learned strange music in the farthest lands of the Gamers (followers of the original Engineer Gaming) called Megalovania, that would change him forever, by praising a deity known as Sans, that had already brewed in the minds of some gamers and chads. He is also the messiah.
Silent Land

Ethan the Doodler has visited this page now it's official lore

Common landscape in Silent Land. Looks familiar, tho...

Silent Land map, with locations and kek groups

## 12 Oktober Incident

Main page: 12 Oktober Incident

In 12 Oktober were 1.823 woman killed. The Hornies won a case against the Woman. More info at the main page.
CBT machine

Self explanatory, but here's the meaning of it anyway

**Cock and ball torture** (**CBT**), **penis torture** or **dick torture** is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
The Genderbender

So basically this bends everyone's gender

first victim was redspy

then spyward

then jeremy

then so on

Bonk has an affinity for character design reworks (which result in genderbends) and maid outfits

shreavy also kicked the genderbended and genderbended everyone for about 30 minutes.

female shreavy 😳

## Notes

- "NO PLEASE DON'T DO IT DON'T PUT ME IN THER-" -a toaster
Queso

> “I'm going to post NSFW in general”
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- Queso

## Summary

Queso (also known as Cheese) is throwaway account created by unknown person. Currently he's banned for posting NSFW in #shitposts-and-memes and spamming "go fuck yourself". Apparently, he's 12. He had 2 accounts, "Queso#2420 (738520128156729373)" and "Cheese#7981(752106674700943360)". Both accounts got banned on October 29th.

## NSFW in general

He posted NSFW three times. First time was on October 28th, second and third times wetr on October 29th. He posted pictures of Aqua's (famous female character from anime Konosuba!) booty, thighs and some more.
Axel

yes i know its cringy that im writing an article about myself

Axel is a Swedish ordinary server user, he seems to be a small bit popular, but not much.

He is apart of **The Groupchat** and is pretty open about it.

His favorite games are: Hollow Knight, Terraria, Sonic Mania, Sonic Time Twisted, Smelly Sonic Feet Sim, Minecraft and Subnautica.

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Borb

**Borb** is one of the event hosters of the SilentManJoe discord, the event hosters make events and shit like that (duh) and they also get image perms. Borb being borb aka dumbass aka shitposter aka Borb takes full use of his image perms and basically is just a dumbass lol. He spends most of his time in General, where all the people with image perms (boosters, mods, exmods, trial mods, owner, co owner, J̸̨̪̦̫̰̩͚̲̄̿͒̌̇̾̌̒̚͜O̵̲̪̪̰̮͙̥̬͗͛̀̊̎̐͗̏ͅẼ̸̡̛̪͈̳͙̫̮͍̝͍̯̿̓͛̉̅̇͘) stay.

Ways to identify if a person talking is Borb:

* Half of the person's messages are the words: wow, woah, Borb, col.
* They quote others for the image to show up
* Borb

Borb's Threat level: Low
SilentManJoe

Da

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

SilentManJoe, who also portrays SilentManJoe in the SilentManJoe youtube channel.

### Appears in

SilentManJoe's youtube channel, SilentLand, Earth (still under discussion)

### Debut

Yesterday

Simple Wench John, also known as joe mama makes fempyro content and likes Nudes™️ on twitter.com.

He silent...

... and ate like 6 grapes.
Originally started his youtube channel by talking about another youtube Channel called Ichinose Sama, which would post borderline hentai to youtube. He would find their alt accounts and make videos about youtube's hypocritical lack of policy enforcement on hentai being posted while other gaming channels had videos removed for "suggestive content". He has since privated videos relating to Ichinose sama.
Ramen

current pfp (as of 09/19/20)

a idiot who stumbled upon silentmanjoe's discord server, went to see what's up and stayed because the idiot ended up liking the server and the server becoming one of his main go-to's (i.e where he stays active most of the time in discord). so far, he always sticks around in the void vc where he reaches for hours stuck in there. has bad taste in comedy and plays tf2 from time to time, most of his most played classes are: pyro, scout, engie, and sniper. he has a grasp of the mechanics of tf2 but is garbage at pulling them off or even doing them properly.

* he **really** likes lurking, but sometimes he comes out of his virtual coom hole and talk to people even though he has no absolute idea what the hell is going on in general
* has a spotify playlist which is just a mish-mash of music he really enjoys
* a tad bit of a weirdo
* likes to binge watch his favorite shows

so far there isn't really anything eventful that happened to this idiot (that is relevant to the server) that is worth writing about. oh and he also is in a egg cult, that's kinda eventful..
Aimbot Mann

Idiot.

Aimbot Mann, also known as Beltboy or Bitchboy, is obviously, a member of the SilentManJoe Discord server, he's a trial mod and claims to be trying his best, when it doesn't seem like he is, he likes saying "assblasted", a line that the actual Beltboy from Lisa the Hopeful says, and makes several references about some Lisa games, also make sure to avoid him, he's an idiot who obviously doesn't know what he's doing, he has an undying hate for Brad, and despises what Nepeta/Kaliber calls the "OwO voice".
Armageddon Tower - Helzbelt Mages Guild - Membership

*Within the lobby of Armageddon Tower now stands an almost obsessively-organized noticeboard - the newest addition to the tower following Dismissed-from-Delights' appointment. Prominent is a membership list of people who have registered as members of Armageddon Tower, classified according to the source of their magic:*

**King and Queen of Helzbelt**

King Talavar *(DM Genesis)*

Queen Skye *(Skye)*

*NOTE: The King and Queen are included in the membership roster as arcane magic-users, but are to be considered outside of and above the Guild's command structure.*

### **Magister (Lord of the Arcane)**

Lamorak Giraldus *(SuspiciousActivity)*

**Former Magister (Lady of the Arcane)**

Dismissed-from-Delights ("Deedee") *(Shyntree)*

### **Study:**

Talavar *(DM Genesis)*

Lamorak Giraldus *(SuspiciousActivity)*

Tristan 'Trist' Tyrial *(Arzosha)*

Garmyd Kvla *(NecroCat)* ((OOC NOTE:  Garmyd's full last name is NOT KNOWN, only given as "Kvla", not "Kvlane"))

Elina Blackthorne *(Samantha)*

Alyena Amarthedir *(Shanninndrah)*

Aenorian Amarthedir *(Sloan)*

### **Soul:**

Kinethiel Ralien *(gmasoon)*

Thillius Rose *(TheOriginalWiltedRose)*

Shar Hawkbane *(Thamian Naiilo)*

### **Song:**

Stela Vox *(HJ)*

Vanessa Ralien *(lanf55)*

Marthelian Webber *(dennis)*

*The membership roster is signed at the bottom with a phrase: "**Lamorak Giraldus**".*
Lamakoo

This guy was one of the event hosters he made heavy item concept event which was cool aswell

joined during the borger era

was originally known as \*ping me for credit card details\* then changed to merasmus gaming during spoopy month

   after awhile he turned into a catboy because merasmus went back to hell
Bad Ending.

Terrible decisions have been made which led the server to its very own Deletion.

Staff team in Bonk's charge was Unable to control the Server. Steven was informed about this and Offered that he, himself would create a new moderating system with New people and new Regime.

"The main problem being that every single moderator is moderating with their Set of mini-rules" - Not Steven.

Bonk denied his offer. A week later, it was announced that server was indeed going to be Shut down.
SilentLand 12 Oktober Incident

The 12 October incident, was a indicent in SilentLand. Where all woman will be killed and tortured. In that day 1.823 woman died.

## Message in #general

11 October was a case about horny man and woman. The case was over 6 hours. Then the Horny side said"Woman makes us horny''. The Judge, declared that all women will be eliminated.

## Survived dead Woman.

There is a woman, called Certified Female that still lives in the mind of men, so she can talk. More info on the page.

## Anti-Woman memes

There is so many memes about killing woman, and how they are not alive and fake. There is also memes about sex, that sex is not real.
Yoshikage Kira

Yoshikage Kira (16 years old) has a gun. he mostly uses it to kill children. anyhow, he also was a member of the SilentManJoe server, but after it got deleted, he went to another place called Keenan Jr's Hangout. he still misses the old server with people such as Handsome Harold and barry bruh gaming.

he applied for mod multiple times, but never got the chance. maybe god didn't want him to become a fatass? his Youtube Account is HxHx HxHx, where he uploads stuff such as his series Yoshi's House, a series where handsome harold and yoshikage kira become friends and help each other out.
Dave Pampa Gaming

Someone who asked for me to write this for him. His talents include but are not limited to, forgetting that raiding was banned on discord, being a moron, and DMing people like a creep. One shutters to imagine what dreams of cruelty can sustain such chronic, what dreams of cruelty. \*\*\*MEET THE MENTALLY INSANE INDIVIDUAL\*\*\*
Spyward

Spyward (who is now know as Blu Scout Gaming/ Red Soldier Gaming) is a event hoster in the long gone SilentManJoe's Hangout. He didn't host events that much though.

People now call him "Blu Scout Gaming" who is a mod in Hangout Fortress (was previously Keenan Jr's Hangout) He's active most of the time because He has nothing else to do.

1. Generally he’s an epic baby faces blaster user.

### Affiliation

Spyward, Blu Scout Gaming, Red Soldier Gaming, Red FemSoldier Gaming [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED] [DELETED]
Agaros Xamaroth - Write It Down!

This book is dedicated to Azuth, Lord of Spells and the God of Wizards. "Learn every new spell you discover and make a copy for the temple library. Do not hoard your knowledge, and encourage creativity in magic in all ways and at all times."

While I am an ardent disciple of Mystra, I send my prayers to Azuth as well. He has taught me to teach others a vital lesson; when knowledge is lost, the world is worse off.

When knowledge is not written down, it is more likely that it will be lost. The practice of archiving information is a vital one. Oral traditions will change over time, as details are forgotten, lost in translation, or simply misunderstood. With written texts, it is much easier to ensure the transference.

Follow this simple maxim, "if it is new to you, then it will be new to your successor."

It is time consuming, and it is all too tempting to put it off. I too have succumbed to that trap. I always say, 'I'll get around to it,' and to no surprise at all, I don't get around to it.

Do yourself and those you care about a favor. If it's important, write it down.

The signature of Agaros Xamaroth *(Suspicious Activity)* appears at the end of this book.
Brazil

**Brazil** is an alternate dimension to SilentLand, and the equivalent of hell in said world. It's where the Shitposters throw their prisoners or captive to be turned into normies and suffer eternally. It is also the resting place of the Ancient One and from where he shall return to SilentLand upon his eventual awakening.

## Brazil

Brazil's symbol used in CBT

Only known map of the dimension

## Overview

Brazil exists in another plain of existance to SilentLand, and it's origins are currently unknow. Not much is know about Brazil as not many people have returned from being sent to this dimension. As of now, we know Brazil is an amalgamation of tropical landscapes with hellish like characteritics that mildly resembles its real world counterpart. It's filled with a strange species that ask continously to "Come to Brazil" and that inhabit the whole dimension. It is also inhabited by former shitposters, sent to Brazil as punishment for actions commited in Silent Land, and slowly lose their identities and kek soul, eventually turning into a normie.

## Execution by Brazil

Using a CBT machine (Coming Brazil To), the individual who broke the rules or was prosecuted will be sent to Brazil. When put in the machine, his Foreskin is removed and extracted, and the criminal suddenly disappears, succesfully being sent to Brazil.

CBT machines consist of very pretty parts that we will leave to your imagination to decide how it looks.

## Escaping Brazil

The methods to escape from Brazil are supposedly very varied, and shitposters claim to have used different methods as a mean to escape. But no method has been positively tested or given proper results, so as of now, it's widely accepted that escaping Brazil is nearly impossible.
SilentManJoe Wiki

**Welcome to the SilentManJoe Wiki!**
We're a collaborative community website about SilentManJoe that anyone, including you, can build and expand. Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started!

## Important articles

Silent Man Joes hellscape's badlands, now with unneccessary lore.
KubaAwesome

### About:

Kuba is a boy who joined discord, trying to meet new people. He makes memes and sometimes "art". He lives a normal life even though no one likes him

### SilentManJoe Experience:

Kuba joined the SMJ server just to advertise his 1 hour video, which can be seen here: [1]

He then stayed, making and posting memes in the memes channel. He then got banned, for being racist and being funny, only to get unbanned, and then banned again in a few days. He then came back from a perma ban, making it his 3rd ban, truly one of his greatest achievements.

Kuba, thinking he could move on, joined Keenan's Hangout, A place where most people went to after the SMJ death. He then, became a small moderator, only to then, leave due to the toxicity in there.

Kuba shortly moved over to Blixy's Hangout, and that's where we leave off. Is in love with Ethan in a totally gay way
Kadence: Spartan of the shitpost

One of the biggest shitposters in the SilentManJoe discord server. Obtained the role madlad because he is one, but lost it during the Great Role Purge. (More to be added later, help would be greatly appreciated.)

## Appearances

### Debut

Joe's Server in August of 2020

(Spot reserved for the history)

Nitro bad lol

After a great battle, he lost the meme war to Joeseph Master of Cards (now Thermite Proto). The loss did nothing, idk just letting yall know that hes no longer the meme lord, Thermite is :).

gone but not forgotten
Random Chimp Event

The Random Chimp Event is a situation that happens every 69 years in which the Chimps of the Nice Lands coordinate a giant scale attack on the rest of the SilentLand to exterminate all shitposter on their path. As such, shitposters must be ready and armed for the next Random Chimp Event, as after the time has passed, it may happen at anytime.

## Random Chimp Event

Warning sign. These are sticked everywhere to announce a Random Chimp Event.

### Location

Every area affected by the Chimp migration

## Overview

Every 69 years, the Chimps of the Nice Lands, for unknown reasons, will march down in thousands, no, millions, no billions, no, a huge amount to the south with an aggressive behavior to destroy the Shitposters and Silent Land.

Scientist still don't understand this behavior, and several theories have been made to explain it, such a Big Chungus memes drought, or simply a nice behavior due to the numbers. Anyway the chimps usually follow a preestablished route towards #general, the biggest cit-ahhhh i mean channel in the Silent Land, raiding every other city on it's path.

### The attack

Chimps attack every shitposter they see with their bare hands, although they can sometimes be seen using arrows, swords, stones and **Rifle, Caliber 5.56 mm, M16**. They will mainly use their numbers to their advantage to kill and maul, as well as steal the bananas in their way.

### How to defend yourself

In order to defend yourself and your properties from the Chimps wrath, consider the following:

1. Get rid of all your bananas. They attracts the Chimps.
2. Leave your loved ones behind. Thats what they would've wanted.
3. Get guns, ammo, grenades, swords, anything you can to defend yourself
4. Find shelter in a safe or blocked location, or find a group to stay with or fight
5. Lock doors, walls, buildings, your twitter, anything. They are stonger than you think.
6. Cut every single communication line you have. They will find you otherwise.
7. Stack food, water, toilet paper and maybe copies of GroundHog day. You may stay in your shelter for a loooong time. AND DON'T BUY BANANAS.

Following this guide may get your survival chances up 0.1%... What? It certainly is better than 0.
Agaros Xamaroth - The Wisdom of the Art: Karsus’s Folly

This book is dedicated to Mystril and Midnight, the past and present goddesses of magic.

Mystra teaches, “True wisdom is knowing when not to use magic.” A simple lesson with enormous nuance. It begs the question, when should a mage not use magic? It seems antithetical to our craft. We each performed untold hours of improvement.

If anyone is entitled to the fruits of their labors, it is us!

Right?...

The answer is ***no***.

Our curse is hubris. We hear the siren’s call to ever greater power. To re-shape the world around us on a whim is an intoxicating experience. Practitioners become so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they did not stop to think if they should.

Unfortunately, there are countless examples of those who ignore this wisdom. The greatest of all being the Netherese Archwizard, Karsus. He who sought to become THE god of magic. His arrogance slew the first goddess of magic, Mystryl.

Her death caused all magic within Faerûn to…stop…altogether. For the briefest moment every enchanted item, every spell, everything imbued with magic, simply ceased. Liches phylacteries failed. Floating cities came crashing to the earth. The devastation remains indescribable and unknowable.

What is known is the Dire Wood. A single red stone butte at the base of a high cliff was all that remained of the fallen body of Karsus, made gigantic by the divine energy he stole.

It is I who encourage all Arcane magisters, visit the Dire Wood. Look upon the hubris of just one man. Look upon it and know that this is one such fate should you reach beyond your grasp.

The signature of Agaros Xamaroth (*Suspicious Activity*) appears at the end of this book.
Goose

idk what to say so here is a copypasta:

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Shreavy

## Summary

shreavy#0671 is a guy who ocassionally talked on SMJ hangout and that's it.

## History

Shreavy joined SMJ hangout on August 5th he posted some memes and quickly got into the fightclub the server used to have, he managed to get 123 wins which is still the highest score on the server. after that he went on retard's(then known as engineer tf3's) server where he was working on a new bot and did some shit. After that he just talked ocasionally on general and that's it. And he also kicked The Genderbender once and caused everyone to become women for a couple minutes.

## Quotes

-"P"(shreavy's signature line)

-"gentlemen i have to say the n word"(shreavy introducing himself into a conversation on general)

-"i bought cheese buns"(shreavy after coming back from the store with cheese buns)
Shitposters

Shitposters are the inhabitants of SilentLand and the main species of said world. They are mostly humanoid beings who roam and fuck around Silent Land. They divide in various groups, such as Hornies and Chads, or Blu or Red. They are extremely hiperactive and are the main reason of SilentLand current chaos.

## Overview

Shitposters is a general term to refer to the entire population of SilentLand and does not indicate more than that. NO SECRET MEANINGS. All shitposters are male as womans do not exist, they are a myth. Anyone who oposes that requires inmediate CBT. They are know for absolutely nothing more than sending memes instead of doing productive stuff.

Shitposters entered the SilentLand after it's creation and quickly extended through it to create new Kek groups like Chads, Gamers, Furries, hornies, etc
Angel Dust (Train Pic Dealer)

Don't be scared of his name, even he is named Angel Dust, he isn't acting like the Angel Dust we see in HH pilot.

Just because he is named after one character that people don't like, doesn't mean you should be mean to him.

## History

Joined at 2.8.2020 (dd/mm/yy) with name друг and e6 mascot as pf, after someone in memes and shitpost posted pic "repost for team fortes, ignore for hazbin hotel" he choose to start posting faces of Angel Dust to the point users were anoyed, next day he made a meme about it.

One day user "Joe Biden" (now Snake with Hat) posted a pic of forsekin pyro with quote "My new furry pfp" and Angel go briliant idea to respond with "foreskin collector" and "Joe Biden" actually renamed himself to "Foreskin Collector" and changed his pfp to it, so basicly he indirectly made SMJ 2 vids.

Days passed and he changed his pfp to Angel Dust, after some more days someone asked "are you going to be slutty spider in hell irl" which he responded with "slutty fluffy spider" and changed his name to Slutty fluffy spider, same day he also edited his pfp to contain LED light on head (which is supposed to be reference to game Detroit: Become human) and changed his name to "Slutty android fluffy spider".

5.8.2020 he got idea if his post gets 3 erected engies he will change his steam name to "Slutty fluffy spider" for one month and it got 10 erected engies, so he did it, and he has it still but it went under few edits, current name "Spider in Kinky Boots".

After sometime he stared to use other characters from HH and by help by user named "Mike's Bread" he got invite to HH fancord and after few days he actually became HH fan.

Thourght his stay he met a user named "Pablo the Cow" (also known as Schmoople/Annoying Orange) which started to mock him and call him words, because he was bullied for being a HH fan so he choosed to bully other fans, now it looks like he stepped down with it.

Around 20.8.2020 because IRL he is a railfan he got idea to start posting train pics sometimes, next day he added "Train Pic Dealer" to his name, but he stopped with it, I don't remember which day probably around end of august or start of september

30.8.2020 he got for 3 months a Discord Nitro for 1 euro, so he started posting emojis from HH fancord sometimes.

25.10.2020 he got banned from HH fancord for cum cat, Wizard Yensid meme and for a n word in a meme (not hard r), if you want to see them DM me - Subject D#9341.

6.11.2020 he got his first (probably) perma warn in SMJH, 8.11.2020 second and 11.11.2020 third, (more warns bigger dicc).

14.11.2020 he won a event "concept weapons for heavy update" with a melee weapon.

End of communication.
Talavar

## **Biography**

* Played By: Genesis
* Name: Talavar
* Class: Pure Wizard
* Deity: Unknown
* Race: Believed to be human
* Age: Unknown
* Height: 6'0" / 1.83 meters
* Gender: Male
* Status: Alive and semi-retired

## **General Knowledge**

* Soft-spoken, and often times very quiet.

## **Before The End of An Age**

* Third king of Helzbelt.
* Invented a 'refrigadorum' - a device known for cooling beverages by magic.

## **Dawnport - 1372 Dale Reckoning**

* Living in luxury with his wife, Skye de Ravalat.
* This is ***not known*** to the public outside of the bankers - he is a co-founder.
Medicbot

MedicBot (also known as GlitchyArt) is a very amazing and epic person and he is also very cute

he is an amazing artist and the best medic in the server. ~~don't tell Bonk~~

MedicBot is a wholesome guy. Every time you ping him in the server, he will spread you with his love and affection.

## Origin

~~He was built in a sex dungeon as a sex robot, when somehow he gained sentience and escaped~~

~~He learnt how to be a Medic and went on to join Keenan and Joe in their epic journey of the horny.~~

MedicBot was built during man vs. machine when suddenly he ~~learnt about sex and became sentient~~ suffered a malfunction ~~due to cum~~ and gained sentience.

## Sex

When the topic of him being a sex robot is brought up, he denies it even though we all know that deep down he will forever be a sex bot.

He also wants to fuck a bucket

## Stalker

He is being stalked by Blixy Blix, and his nudes are being posted on [removed]

### Aliases

Medibot, Mental, Glitchy, Metallic Cunt, Robobitch

### Occupation

Being a robot, Being sexy as hell, Being...German?

## Physical description

### Eye color

Very sexy, just looking at them hypnotizes me
Blu heavy

Blu heavy was the champion of the silentmanjoe discord server back when it still had the Dank memer bot.

hey guys blu heavy here

back when i joined the SMJ hangout,

i joined blu and started talking in #blu-team-chat (its gone now :((( ) and thats where blu heavy was born.

i started out by selling oil with my old business parnder, and we had this oil company, and a monster named "the beast" that feeds on oil.

after that the boxing championship started. i didnt think i would win, but i did anyways cuz fuck you.

a few days later there was another championship, and i won, again

and then there was another championship, i died due to a guy always getting the first turn and a crit.

that was the fall of blu heavy.

after that my friend started working on a fighting bot that was skill based, and im gonna pay him a key.

then keenan stepped down and borger becoem the new owner

after that things were just, plain normal?

and then i got banned for saying nega.

then i created a new server with 30+ members in it rn, its supposed to be SMJ hangout but with better modding

after that i figured out how to get a vpn and im now back in the server.

more coming soon
A Drow's Tale: Jarrack's Escape and Arrival

Jarrack has not seen his home of Menzoberranzan, or the Underdark, in over a decade.  As a child, he showed innate talent for magic, and his parents sold him to house Fey-Branche.  He was put under the tutelage of Alarak, Fifth Sorcerer of the house.  Alarak secretly opposed the teachings of Lolth, and molded the young drow into a more compassionate and peaceful person.

After spurning the advances of a particularly sadistic initiate of Lloth's clergy, an order was sent to Alarak to give him over for execution as a sacrifice to Lolth.  Instead, Alarak packed up some of his more valuable research and gave it to Jarrack, and gave him directions on how to safely exit the city and make his way to the surface.  As he made his way through the streets, he heard the commotion as his former master was taken in his place.  After a few weeks of evading capture by drow hunters, derro slavers, and even a lone illithid wizard, he finally made it to the surface, where he began a brutal and almost fatal regimen of exposure to sunlight, gradually becoming adapted to the light but losing all of his natural-born drow magics.  After this, he has traveled the Realms, looking for a place that he could belong.

For a while, Jarrack was rarely seen in populated areas, preferring to camp outside city walls and make his way through civilized regions under an Invisibility spell; after an accidental exposure in the markets of Daggerford, he was saved by an encounter with the sisters Alanyia and Zara Jaden Leylan, who helped him escape.  After they brought him along on thier journey to the Islands and being introduced to the city of Helzbelt, he no longer feels the looming threat of death just for his race, and he has willingly indebted himself to them.

Upon close inspection, it is seen that he leaves no foot, hand, or finger prints, nor is he detectable through magical scrying and divination.  Whenever he moves his arms, a glimpse of arcane symbols, tattooed onto his flesh, can be seen on his forearms, along with a bracelet of elven silver on his right wrist with a pinkish gemstone set into it.  He portrays himself as a humble and servile companion to the Leylan sisters, greatly reserved and calm for a dark elf; however, at times one can see looks of intense restraint on his face, especially when he is around the sisters.
Gnar Kriegyr

## **Biography**

* Played By: Ardein
* Name: Gnar Kriegyr
* Race: Dwarf
* Gender: Male
* Status: Alive

## **General Knowledge**

* Jovial, easy-going, generous.

## **Dawnport - 1372 Dale Reckoning**

* Through hard work and countless hours, Gnar has become the premiere craftsman in Dawnport.
	+ His dwarven brethren refer to him as the Supreme Craftsman of Dawnport.
* Makes the best cheese known to the realm.
Lamorak Giraldus - The Night of The Abomination

I am reluctant to write this as it will result in controversy. However, I must record the incredible sight I saw - if only for posterity.

Helzbelt had taken Alskivar Faulrun’vulnuk captive behind our gate. As the others had him bound and gagged, they debated what to do with him. I was summoned to interrogate this individual.

Behind our gate, ten Helzian soldiers were seemingly prepared for anything. Until that proved to be a false sense of security.

I had never taken the time to observe her as I spend most of my time in Armageddon Tower. Eladramere’s High Marshall is a nigh unstoppable foe in the War Zone. Marla approached, and a volley of arrows and spells assailed her. She charged forward, ignoring the onslaught from above. She hammered the gate with rage and ferocity. I cannot recall who said it, however, I remember it vividly.

***“The abomination is at the gate!”***

By then it was too late. The ‘abomination’ was upon us. The barrier fell to splinters, and the ten of us were left with our mouths agape, face to face with the High Marshal. The Foehammer, The Lord of Battles, the god of war, Tempus, had taken the field. He had chosen Marla Merner as his fleeting avatar.

Wizards can prepare for any situation…assuming they know what to prepare for. In this case, I simply was not. The better part of survival is knowing when to run. I sequestered Alskivar into the Keep.

Call it cowardice, if you like. I do not care what you think about me.

I was below ground, tending to the copper dragon – wood elf hybrid. I tended to his needs as is customary in these isles. I wished to establish a reciprocal relationship of treatment in this great game of counting coup.

From what I was told later, Marla managed to subdue three of our own before being forced to retreat. Ten of Helzbelt’s soldiers, against the High Marshall of Eladramere – and we still did not capture ‘the abomination.’

I hope she wears that moniker with pride. I know that I would.

The signature of Lamorak Giraldus (*Suspicious Activity*) appears at the end of this book.
Docks

The city's foundation as a trading port is evident from its busy and extensive docks. Merchants, traders, and rogues frequent the bustling piers and back alleys.Rumor has it there's a hidden shop tucked away here.

**North**

* Ami's Potion Shop
* Kori's Magical Supplies
* Buppi's Trinkets
* A docked ship

**West**

* Brulitt Brothers' Arms and Armour
* Forge
* Cock and Dove
* Laundry

**East**

* The Trade Guild
* Ferryman to Housing Areas

Entrances to the sewers can be found at multiple points here.
Druids

Once part of Almariah, the druids formally seceded from the city-state to become their own faction. They share a close relationship with the Wardens, led by Rayclast Styxx.

The first Archdruid was Ayan Taelon. Following his martyrdom to save the adventurers from the sea hag, the Druids had been scattered for two years. Aoric Fenriel assumed the mantle of leadership.
Valie

## **Biography**

* Played By: pluviophile (Firalyn)
* Name: Valie
* Class: Barbarian
* Deity: Unknown
* Race: Ooze
* Age: Unknown
* Apparent age: Unknown
* Height: 90 CM / 2'11"
* Weight: 200 kilograms / 440.93 pounds
* Gender: ***appears*** ***female***
* Status: Alive

## **General Knowledge**

* Civilized and polite for a sentient ooze.
* Prone to 'eating' literally anything (and any foe).
* Speaks in the third person.
* Secretly a genius.
* Does not like wizards.
* Does not like fire.
* Refers to Lamorak Giraldus as "Umbrella Man."
* Other adventurers have made a game of 'feeding' Valie anything.
* Despite her immense weight, she is still humanoid in shape. If anything, she is ***extraordinarily dense***. She is able to compress mass beyond what should be feasible for her stature.
* Devoured the Year 2020.
Balthazar Prae-Dolore

## **Biography**

* Played By: Suspicious Activity
* Name: Balthazar Prae-Dolore
* Class: Pure Cleric
* Deity: Ilmater
* Race: Human (Calishite)
* Age: 38
* Height: 5'10"
* Gender: Male
* Status: Alive

## Calimshan

His Calishite name is:

* Bilal yn Atif el Shadod el Ilmater
* Bilal, son of Atif, from the Shadod family, devoted to Ilmater
* In his journey through Faerûn, Bilal changed his name to protect his family back home.