Shakti Baghat

"The dairy industry separates mothers from their babies."

### Relatives

Unnamed, potentially non-existent husband (divorced) Habil Yahsib (Son - missing and presumed dead)

### Occupation

Vegan, Reviewer of Supermarket Establishments, Wiccan, Author of Various Spellbooks, Spirit Medium

## Biographical information

### Place of death

Somewhere not very far from where she is now

## Appearances

### Debut

King of the Grill

*"Look at all these disgusting animal products."*

Shakti Baghat is both Indian and a Vegan, which makes her a highly dangerous individual and a general menace to society. This is made even worse when you consider the fact that she is also a woman.

## Bio

Born on set during the filming of 'Barnyard, the Musical', Shakti has adhered to the strict vegan diet forced upon her by her elderly mother ever since her early years, and has been brainwashed into thinking that red meat will kill her if she even so much as lays eyes upon it. Her peers at the infant school she attended came to refer to her by the nickname 'fat brown rabbit' due to the fact that the contents of her lunchbox every day consisted of two hundred and fifty pounds of lettuce.

Upon graduating from university with masters degrees in both Horticulture and Street Protesting, she went on to host a vegan talk show called *'I wouldn't even feed it to my dog, and she's dead',* which was taken off the air after claims of promoting child pornography which is said to have involved cattle. This may have been attributed to her co-host, Krishna Bhatti, who was later discovered to be a registered sex offender. When asked to comment, the woman vehemently denied the allegations, insisting that she "did not have relations with that ox."

Shakti is infamous for frequent visits to supermarkets such as Tesco, Lidl and Curry's PC World, wherein instead of actually making purchases, she storms around the aisles with her son's smartphone in hand, complaining about any and all products that are labelled as unsuitable for vegans. The poorly-edited videos would then be uploaded to YouTube and various social media platforms, wherein they would garner overwhelming amounts of dislikes and troll comments, with many viewers demanding that she throw herself in front of a bus at her earliest convenience. This practice of hers was brought to an end when, during a visit to ASDA, she was kicked out of the store after her son was caught shoplifting a 4 pack of Birds Eye quarter pounders from the shelves by the tills. Rumour has it that she responded to his actions by stuffing him inside a sack and tossing him into a river. His current whereabouts are unknown, as are the whereabouts of the Birds Eye quarter pounders.

She reportedly has a very strong connection to the spirit world, and can occasionally be found outside her local slaughterhouse after 3:00am, conducting demonic rituals during which she attempts to call up the spirits of the slaughtered livestock. One such ritual ended up going horribly wrong, resulting in her partial physical transformation into a horse. No one has noticed this yet, however, as she already resembled one beforehand. Footage of the ritual was uploaded to the YouTube channel belonging to Logan Paul, but was taken down shortly afterwards due to a copyright infringement. The footage can still be found circulating the dark web, as well as numerous conspiracy theories that suggest the Clinton family may have had some small involvement in the business.

## Special talents

Shakti Baghat (Who we are now informed has just been arrested) is in possession of a considerable array of talents, similar to Chad Rex. Her talents include, but are not limited to;

-Spirit Communion - She is capable of calling up the spirits of the recently deceased. A pity she won't be able to do the same for herself once she's been executed.

- Wicca - Shakti is well versed in the Wiccan arts. She has been condemned by the Catholic Church as a Satanist, and the spellbooks she produces and sells on Amazon have been labelled as a 'scam', and have been banned in every country aside from Bangladesh, wherein they have a small but respectable cult following amongst middle-aged women who lack the ability to read and use public transport.

- Speed-Eating - She is the grand champion of numerous vegan speed-eating tournaments, held to promote healthy, vegan living. She has gained so much weight as a result of her participation in these contests that she is no longer able to drag her mammoth body more than three centimeters without the assistance of a forklift.

- Divorce - She has divorced her husband, though many of her extended family members insist that she had never married in the first place, claiming "You'd have to be both blind and deaf to find anything even remotely appealing in that miserable sack of dried horse excrement."