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Who Trashed the Hotel Room?

Two guests checking in? We have the PERFECT hotel room for you! Enjoy your stay! And PLEASE don't trash the room. Thaaaaaanks, bellhop.

## Transcript

Stephen: And here is your room. Welcome to the Regent Hotel.
Adam: Thank you.
Natalie: Thanks.
Adam: Alright, sweetheart, happy anniversary!

Adam: What on earth?!
Natalie: Oh. It's like a hurricane had a seizure in here.
Adam: Uh, excuse me, bellhop?
Stephen: Yes, how may I help- What on earth?! It's like the Rapture happened, but only in this room.
Adam: Yeah.
Stephen: How did you do this? I've been gone for ten seconds!
Adam: What? No, no, no, we didn't do this.
Stephen: Sir, we have our rooms meticulously cleaned.
Adam: How could you possibly think that we... I mean, just look at this wall!
Natalie: Oh.
Stephen: That seems like something you would do.
Adam: In ten seconds?!

Stephen: Samantha, can you come in here?
Natalie: Honey, look! There's four more of these under the bed.
Adam: What?!

Mallory: Sure, I can- What on earth?! It's like someone put IKEA in a blender in here!
Stephen: Did you clean this room?
Mallory: Yes!
Adam: No! There's a chair hanging from the ceiling!
Mallory: That seems like something you would do.
Adam: You don't even know me!

Natalie: Honey, look!
Adam: Ah! I bet these two are to blame.
**Children:** Come play with us.
Natalie: Oh, they're disappearing!
Adam: What is happening?!
Stephen: You got the place haunted too?! Okay, security, can you come to room 240?

Adam: Why won't you believe me? We did not do this!
Matt: What seems to- what on earth?! It's like... a messy... I'm bad with analogies.
Adam: Okay, sir, I assure you, we found the room like this.
Matt: Come with me, both of you.
Natalie: But there's a dolphin on the balcony!

Matt: That seems like something you would do.
Adam: What?!
Natalie: What?!
Stephen: Thank you.

Stephen: They're gone.
Whitney: Thanks for covering for us. Our parties can get a little out of hand. Come, sisters.
The Martian Vlogs

The Martian Vlogs is a sketch series that is based on the movie *The Martian*, in which an astronaut named Mark Watney, played by Jason Gray, tries to set up his new YouTube channel while trying to survive in space. There have been five vlogs of The Martian Vlogs, although only three of them were featured in episodes.

## Vlog 1

Vlogging from space is officially a thing! Watch how these astronauts pass the time with their YouTube videos and subscribers.

Cast: Jason Gray and Matt Meese

## Vlog 2

What happens when two astronauts stuck on Mars are competing for total YouTube subscribers??! Find out now!

Cast: Jason Gray and Matt Meese

## Vlog 3

Sometimes life on Mars is just TOO TOUGH to handle. .....even for the best of us! Check out what's new with the stranded astronauts on Mars!

Cast: Jason Gray and Matt Meese

## Vlog 4

Commander Watney may have officially snapped! His outer space rage and jealousy towards Commander Clark has brought on extreme astronaut measures, involving challenge videos and subscriber incentives!

Cast: Jason Gray and Matt Meese

## Vlog 5

That's it! Commander Watney can't take it anymore. He's on his last string on life, not in regards to surviving on Mars, but survival on his YouTube vlog. Commander Clark has truly defeated him and, quite frankly, this astronaut's channel is out of this world! ...and all other outer space worlds.

Cast: Jason Gray and Matt Meese
Yurii Hydrick

Yurii Hydrick is an award-winning filmmaker with over a decade of filmmaking experience. He has years of experience in production and post-production for a well-rounded understanding - start to finish - of a project. He has worked on commercial training videos, television commercials, television shows, and major motion pictures. Some of his work includes, but is not limited to, clientele such as Disney, Allstate, FranklinCovey and PBS. He was one of the editors of Studio C from Season 1 until Season 7, after which he has been working as a producer on other productions of BYUtv.
Studio C at the Movies: Going Off Script

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Grab the popcorn, hit the lights, and enjoy a reimagined lineup of all the best movie-themed sketches. See what happens when Studio C movie characters go behind the scenes and off script!

## Jason Bourne Meets Dobby

Watch as Jason has to complete a mission that proves to be more challenging than he ever thought possible. Will he be able to do it?

## The Best Star Trek Deleted Scene

Star Trek really should have kept this scene.

## Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Footage Leaked

JJ Abrams argues with Darth Sidious over the integrity of the new movie script.

## Disney Plans Hero's Death

Walt Disney plans the hero's death in yet another Disney animated classic.

## Rebel Alliance Life Insurance

Joining the Rebel Alliance is a dangerous prospect when facing Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire! Be sure to get you're life insurance through Star Wars' Tatooine Mutual Benefits.

## Trivia

* This is the second special in a row, after Studio C at the Movies: The Reel World.
* This episode does not have any new sketches in it, only sketches that have appeared in previous seasons.
* Jason and James appear in all six sketches.
	+ Adam and Matt only don't appear in **Jason Bourne Meets Dobby**.
* Natalie does not appear in any of the sketches in this episode.
* **The Best Star Trek Deleted Scene** is the only sketch with less than two million views.
The Spy Who Hugged Me

Two FBI agents canvas an apartment complex for information regarding a suspect. An enthusiastic waitress both foils and saves a secret mission. A questionable defense program seeks funding. A man vows to take revenge on the ocean that murdered his wife. Journalists suggest potential solutions to the Apollo 13 disaster based on their knowledge of cars. Loki, the God of Mischief, interviews Nick Fury about his role with The Avengers. Hope is lost when a hero's eating habits are revealed.

## FBI! Open Up!

Two agents declare their FBI status at literally every sentence as they search an apartment floor.

## Spies Are too Obvious

A waitress blows the cover of two spies. She leads the FBI to a villain with a social media post.

## Wolverine Pitch Meeting

Two officials propose a $100 billion budget for a government project by breaking down their needs.

## Revenge Movie Trailer

Jack Wolfe punches bodies of water in a vow to take revenge on the ocean that murdered his wife.

## NASA Press Conference Goes Wrong

Journalists suggest potential solutions to the Apollo 13 disaster based on their knowledge of cars.

## Lowkey with Loki: Nick Fury

Loki hosts a talk show and has Nick Fury as his guest. They discuss how he got his eyepatch and so much more.

## Cool Guy Can't Eat Fruit Casually

A cool guy enters the Pentagon ready to save the world but he can't eat fruit. Can we trust him.
The 5 Stages of Netflix

We all LOVE Netflix, but are you ready to learn what the 5 stages of Netflix actually are? Comment below if you have experienced them or which one resonates with you the most!

## Transcript

Jason: Man, that was a good episode. Can't wait to see what happens ne-

**Are you still watching?**
**Continue**
**Exit**

The 5 stages of NETFLIX
**DENIAL**
Jason: Psh. I am definitely not still watching you, Netflix, okay? I have so many plans tonight. Huge, huge plans. Big, fatty plans, okay? My plans are pregnant with baby plans, okay? And someday those plans will... will have plans of their own, okay, so I do not need you, Netflix.

**ANGER**
Jason: How dare you ask that with your judgemental, condescending tone?! Are you still producing new Adam Sandler movies? See, I can ask embarrassing questions too! Remember in 2012, when you split the mailing and the streaming service? I forgave you! And this is how you repay me?! Ah!

**BARGAINING**
Jason: Just... just one more episode. One more episode and I will be so productive, okay? I will eat. I will bathe. I will answer my grandmother's text from this morning asking to pick her up from the airport and I will feed my hamster- I will provide a top-notch funeral and burial for my hamster. Sorry, Mister Tibbs.

**DEPRESSION**
Jason: I'm so pathetic. Look at me! Don't look at me! I've forgotten how to live life. Man, I... I missed the wedding of my best friend. I told him my dad was at the hospital just so I could finish Season 2 of *Stranger Things*! And the worst part is, my dad was at the hospital.

**ACCEPTANCE**
Jason: Yes. I am still watching. Oh, that feels good to say. You hear that, world? I'm still watching! It's Friday night, I've worked hard all week and I deserve this!
James: It's Tuesday morning, you don't work at all, and you don't deserve this. You have a serious Netflix addiction.
Jason: Psh. Please. I can quit whenever I want.

**DENIAL**
Triggered By Buzzwords

*This video was uploaded by guest star Matthias, and does not have a sketch summary.*

## Transcript

James: Thank you, for allowing me to show you how our company can dramatically improve your lives, both professionally and personally through our innovative and empowering solutions methods. We are Solutions Max! Solutions Max is a technology entity, powered by its people, to create inspired, agile, customized, life cycle communications and solutions. So... any questions?

Matthias: Ah, yeah. So what do you do?
James: Solutions Max aligns and focuses individualized campaigns to pin-point accuracy.
Matt: Right, but what... like, what would you actually come in and do for us?
Adam: Well, uh, utilizing in-house expertise-
James: Mark, please. Sorry. Utilizing in-house expertise, Solutions Max from its inception is designed to be agile and responsive, from identification of need through to solution implementation and results-driven evaluation.
Mallory: Okay... okay, I see... no wait, I don't get it. I don't...
Stacey: Wait, it's... it's like solutions to problems, right?
Adam: Exactly.
James: That was a small part of it.
Matt: Okay, what's the rest-part of it then?
James: This.

Matthias: So you specialize in military weapons, motherhood, healthy eating and... what? Brad Pitt?
James: I can tell that you're still a bit confused, why don't I show you a simple diagram that even a child can understand?
Matthias: Great, great, yeah.
James: So as you can see, if we simply follow this conversion model...
Matthias: Oh boy.
James: We can identify factors and trickle follow up the undecided through business intelligence analysis of your customer base!
Mallory: Ah, interesting.
Matt: Wait, so you understand what he's saying?
Mallory: Yeah, yeah, business... trickle...?
Matthias: No, she doesn't! All you've done is throw an encyclopedia of business jargon at her.
James: Thanks.

Matthias: Mark, Mark, what is it that you do?
Adam: I give collaborative aesthetic and transportation support, to representative entities of the sales force as a means of amplifying credibility and apparent necessity.
Matthias: So you follow him around and make him look good?
Adam: Yep.
Matthias: Finally, someone that speaks relatively simple.
James: That's because he's an intern. Listen, if your business is like your body, then we are like your doctor. And you can go on living and never call us, but your body may fall apart and you'll never know why.
Matt: That analogy actually makes sense.
Stacey: Yeah, we do not want to fall apart...
Matthias: Yes, I understand the analogy, but what I don't understand, is how to implement it.
James: Not yet.

James: You are but seedlings. Let us... make you into... the Empire State Building.
Matthias: Meaningless. But motivational!
Mallory: We are but seedlings, you guys! We have to do this!

Stacey: How much...?
James: A milli- Two million?
Matthias: ...Done!
Stacey: Done!
Mallory: We did the math! We figured it out.
James: Alright, thank you so much!
Vision Problems

If you have awful vision, you're probably aware of the awesome option of fixing that horrible eyesight with lasik eye surgery. BUT BEWARE, there ARE risks involved! Find out what you're in for, by watching now!

## Transcript

Matt: Hi there, I'm here to check in for my Lasik surgery.
Natalie: Hello!
Matt: Oh...
Natalie: Welcome to Clear Vision. Put 'er there. Nice to meet you.
Matt: Here I am.
Natalie: Please fill out this patient form. Make sure you sign here, here and here. Do not sign here.
Matt: What?
Natalie: Trust me, you're going to love having your vision corrected.
Matt: I'm a little worried about it, to be honest. Have, um... have you had the surgery done?
Natalie: Alright, let's head back, we'll get you started! Just follow me!
Matt: That's what I get for using Groupon for a medical procedure.

Natalie: Oh. Come on in here, have a seat. The doctor will be right in.
Matt: Thank you.

Matt: That was so weird.
Natalie: It's me! I'm also the doctor.
Matt: Excuse me?
Natalie: Okay, go ahead and settle in to your seat while I point the laser that cuts through anything into your eyeballs.
Matt: Um, okay, no. I don't think so.
Natalie: Nah, nah, nah, nah! Settle in. Shh-sh. Don't worry, it's perfectly natural to be anxious, but I have a very high success rate, see?
Matt: Um.
Natalie: You'll also be heavily sedated.
Matt: Oh! Ah! Everything is numb except my face.
Natalie: That's all your Groupon covered.
Matt: Oh... Wait, are those subpoenas?
Natalie: They're for malpractice!
Matt: Why are they framed?!
Natalie: I was acquitted! Or I didn't show up or whatever. Okay. Let's go ahead and sterilize the area for the procedure.
Matt: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Do not-
Natalie: It's fine.
Matt: Ah!
Natalie: There we go.
Matt: Tastes awful!
Natalie: Alright, looks good.
Matt: Oh, that stings.
Natalie: Now we'll make a small incision to make a flap above the cornea.
Matt: Oh, no.
Natalie: Just try to relax. Take a look at the picture on the ceiling and take a deep breath.

Matt: Ah! Demon!
Natalie: Are we ready? Three...
Matt: No, madam!
Natalie: Calm down!
Matt: No, no.
Natalie: Okay, come on. Sir.
Matt: I don't want this.
Natalie: Be still. Be still.
Matt: No.
Natalie: Pry them open.
Matt: Ah! Such strong fingers! Ah!
Natalie: Happens every time. Take a deep breath. It will all be over in 30 seconds.
Matt: I don't want to be blind!

Stacey: Not today.

Matt: Help me!
Natalie: Alright. There will be some pain and irritation, but your vision should improve immediately.

Matt: You are a crazy lady! Who I can see very clearly! How?! I can't believe it worked!
Natalie: I know! I mean, yeah, I knew it would. So it'll take a minute for the anaesthesia to wear off. Do you have a ride home?
Matt: Oh, no, I didn't think about that.
Natalie: We offer a driving service!
Matt: Oh, okay.
Natalie: It's me, I'm the driver. I'm a really good driver, I have a star on Uber.
Season 9 Episode 13

A blind martial arts master shows off his terrifying skills, Tom Riddle gets ready for the Yule ball, and a drill sergeant struggles to intimidate his new recruits.

## The Perfect Gym for Resolution Breakers...One Time Fitness

Already planning on breaking your fitness goals? We have the gym for you!

## Guaranteed Guide to Finding a Date

Who think's Stacy needs to teach at the Flirting Academy?

## Unexpected Harry Potter Transformation!

Voldemort's origin story isn't quite what you expected.

## A Very Tired Tirade

We dare you to watch this sketch without yawning...I yawned twice just writing this.

## What Did You Say, Sergeant?

These new recruits are ready to follow orders...but how do you handle it when your drill instructor misspeaks?
Season 8 Episode 10

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James teaches us how to make a holiday Lobster Bisque, the gang tries to get away from Leo the Kiosk Salesman, and Adam and Natalie don't notice Matt outside in the snowstorm.

## Let It Snow

Oh the weather outside is FRIGHTFUL! Watch this stranded man trying to brave the elements and get nice and cozy in his nearby cabin! Will he survive?!?

## Crazy Mall Kiosk Salesman 2: Leo's Pride

Just when you thought it was safe to walk the halls of the mall, Leo the Kiosk Salesman is BACK!!!! DUN DUN DUN! Watch his crazy antics to push lotion sales now!

## Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Luke Skywalker Meets Rey

Watch the epic meeting with Rey finally finds the hiding-out Luke Skywalker. Will they use the force and help destroy the Dark Side once and for all?!

## Cooking Bisque: Holiday Edition

LOBSTER BISQUE IS BACK! And this time, he's brought his very own cooking show with him, Cooking Bisque: Holiday Edition! Watch, laugh, and BE SURE to get inspired to cook a crazy large amount of BISQUE!!!

Featuring guest star Adam Heimbigner.

## Just Like You Left It

When Mallory comes home from college and revisits her childhood room, things may not look exactly as she recalled them. Find out the HUGE difference now!

## A Surprise for Christmas

Watch how this family beautifully incorporates the joy of family and the fun of surprises! You won't want to miss this Christmas tradition to remember!
Stuart Edge

Stuart Edge, born on March 27, 1989 (34 years old), is an American magician and YouTube personality. He currently has two YouTube channels, one mainly for tricks, illusions and pranks, and another one for behind-the-scenes-footage and vlogs. He gained fame when his video "Mistletoe Kissing Prank" was viewed over 10 million times within one week, and when his video "I Really Like You Lip Sync-23 people in one van" was retweeted by original singer Carly Rae Jepsen and international sensation Justin Bieber. He's currently probably best known for his magic tricks and his support for the homeless, although he has also worked with Peter Hollens for some of his projects.

Stuart Edge has made two sketches with Studio C, although none have been featured in an episode. Aside from that, he has been to a live show at least once, and he was an extra in Best Volleyball Blocks Ever with Scott Sterling.

## You'll Be Dead

When Star-Lord tries to pick up on Ripley he gets more than he bargained for from Evazan.
Viviane Quintela

Viviane Quintela is a bilingual journalist in English and Spanish. She graduated with a Bachelor's degree Broadcast Journalism from Brigham Young University in 2009, and during her time here, she was an Assistant Producer for *BYU News* and *BYU Weekly*, a news anchor for the Spanish version of *BYU News*, and the Assistant Producer and Show host for the Emmy-awarded *Nexos*, a program on BYU International. After her graduation, she has been working at *Univision*, an American Spanish-language broadcast television network, aimed at Latino Americans. Throughout her years there, she has worked as Show host and Multimedia journalist, and she currently holds the positions of Empowerment Director, Multimedia Journalist and On-air Talent.

She played the model in the sketch "Touch Up".
The Interrogation Room: Part 1

Welcome to The Interrogation Room. This is where criminals enter, break down, and confess to all of their awful crimes! Want to know why? Cause THESE COPS ARE CRAZY!

## Transcript

Jeremy: So how do you want to go about doing this? Good cop, bad cop?
Stephen: Hold on, I've got an idea.
Whitney: Yeah?
Stephen: Yeah. Don't worry, I saw it in a movie once.
Jeremy: Hm.
Whitney: Hey, what?

Stephen: Well, well, well. Still not talking, huh? Got a long record, Louis. It must haunt you. A past like yours.
Jeremy: What the heck?
Dalton: Sure. It keeps me up at night.

Dalton: What the heck man? Why did you do that?
Stephen: It doesn't matter! It's in the past! Ha ha ha!
Whitney: No, he's not-
Dalton: Aren't I protected from you guys hurting me?
Stephen: Ah, yes. The past can hurt.
Jeremy: Yep. He's...
Dalton: Are you Rafiki'ing me?
Stephen: The way I see it you can either run from it or learn from it. Ah, you see? So what are you going to do?
Jeremy: Oh no.
Whitney: Don't do it.
Stephen: No, no, no, no! Not the stick! Wait! Ah!
The Smiths

The Smiths are a family of farmers which live in rural Nebraska, consisting of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and their two children, Martha May and Johnny. Mr. Smith has a long standing rivalry with his brother, Barnaby, which was further intensified when Barnaby became a pharmacist, erroneously believing it was the same thing as being a farmer, causing him to lose the family farm to Mr. Smith.

## The Smiths

Check out our ode to Wes Anderson in this short film about the Smith family!

## The Smiths 2: The Brothers' Revenge

The Smiths 2: The Brothers' Revenge. Just when the farm seemed safe and sound, Mr. Smith's brothers showed up to town with a nasty plan up their sleeves.
The Haunted Piano

Before you buy your musical instrument, it's always a safe idea to make sure it's tuned correctly. ...and doesn't have demons living in it!

## Transcript

Jason: Hi, welcome to Piano Place! How can I help you today?
Whitney: Uh, we're looking for a family piano.
Jason: Okay.
Jeremy: Yeah, one that would be good for our kids to learn on.
Jason: All right, well, I think I have the perfect piano for you. Follow me.

Jason: All right, this is the Yamaha CLP-720. It's got fully weighted keys, over 32 sampled sounds and instruments, um, high end speakers.

Jason: And best of all, it retails for $7,500, but it's on sale today for just $350.
Jeremy: Wow! That's amazing! What do... What do you think, honey?
Whitney: Yeah, I mean, it's a steal at that price.
Jason: Well, I'm going to go run to my office really quick. Feel free to play it, and I'll be right back.
Jeremy: Okay.

Jeremy: Oh, it sounds really nice.
Whitney: Yeah, it does.

Stephen: I'm going to kill you.
Jeremy: Did the piano just...
Whitney: I think so.

Stephen: I'm going to kill you.
Jeremy: Um...
Whitney: Maybe we should go.
Jeremy: Yes.
Jason: How is everything going for you?
Whitney: Not good. This keyboard keeps threatening to kill my husband.
Jeremy: Yeah. I just played a scale and it said it was going to kill me?
Jason: Okay, sir. Don't be ridiculous. Watch.

Jason: See?
Jeremy: I'm not making it up! See?
Stephen: I know where you live.
Jeremy: See? That's weird, right?
Jason: Okay, well, why don't we play something together? Watch. Join in.

Stephen: *You can't hide
From me, boy
I will find you
And I will kill you in your sleep
I'll eat your parents too
Too too
Too too
Too too
Death.*

Jason: Okay, uh... I'm beginning to see the problem. Here, um... why don't we try a new sound and see if that fixes it. See, nice puppy sounds.
Jeremy: Okay.
Stephen: Woof woof, I'm going to kill your dog too.
Whitney: I don't like that.

Jason: Okay, let's try some strings, let's try some strings. Here we go.
Stephen: When I'm done with you, the only strings will be the ones they find you hanging from.
Jeremy: Okay, okay. I can't... I can't.
Jason: Okay, I'll throw in free headphones, that way only you can hear the death threats!
Jeremy: I don't want to hear any death threats!

Stephen: Hear this, boy.
Jeremy: Now it's just playing itself! That's it! We're out of here!
Whitney: Let's just get a guitar for our kids, like every other parent.

Jason: I'm never going to sell this piano.
Adam: We're looking for a piano.
Stephen: I'm going to kill you.
Adam: We'll take that one.
Surveilled It

Arvin's excited to perform his standup comedy routine, but he keeps getting interrupted by overly friendly audience members sharing insights into their lives. A rock climber dangles perilously while her rescuers surveil the scene. Studio C's senior foley artist reveals where all of the show's sound effects come from. A new vacuum helps to put the hands on labor back into housework. A grief stricken family showcases why they were each their departed grandma's favorite. A man at a retreat has an emotional breakthrough that some find disturbing.

## Positive Heckler

Arvin's standup routine keeps getting interrupted by overly friendly and supportive hecklers.

## Surveilled It

Rescuers coming to save stranded hiker insist on surveilling the area for safety before helping.

## Dinky Foley

Our Senior Foley Artist, Carol Dinky, gives us a behind the scenes look at how she creates all of our sound effects.

## Trixie Meegan's Show Dalton Johnson

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Not A Roomba Commercial

The new Roomba includes a vacuum-style handle to control exactly when and where your Roomba cleans.

## Funeral Talent Show

A funeral descends into competition when family members decide to show off their talents onstage.

## First Cry in 18 Years

At a couples' retreat, a loudly crying man interrupts everyone else's time to share their feelings.
Who Wants to Be A Millionaire Fail

Who Wants to Be A Millionaire Fail. What happens when Matt is given a question but is pressured into giving the wrong answer? Watch and see if he can win the $1,000,000.

## Trivia

* This is the last sketch of Season 2 Episode 10.
* This sketch was uploaded on YouTube the day after it originally aired on BYUtv.
* This sketch is a parody on the famous television quiz show *Who Wants to Be a Millionaire*, with Jason Gray playing the part of the late Regis Philbin.
* This is the fifth-most popular sketch of Studio C, after Top Soccer Shootout Ever With Scott Sterling, Best Volleyball Blocks Ever with Scott Sterling, The Crayon Song Gets Ruined, and Prom Dress Gone Wrong.
	+ The video **Scott Sterling Breaking News Update** does have more views, but has not appeared in any episode on BYUtv.
* This is the first sketch since **El Tango de Chair** that features a voice-only role, and the first sketch since **Piñata Diaries** with Mallory Everton portraying this role.
* The possible answers that are given to the question who the 26th president of the United States was, are William McKinley (25th president), Theodore Roosevelt (26th president), William Howard Taft (27th president), and George Washington (1st president).
* This is one of the first sketches in which the sketch is filmed facing the audience, with Whitney (Call) Meek playing the role of an audience member.
	+ The audience was also filmed during Welcome Back Song, but none of the cast members took part in the audience.
* A still of this sketch was featured in the Season 12 Christmas special.
TV Soap Opera Parody

Life is so full of emotions and drama, sometimes you just can't help but get caught up in the moment! Does this remind you of any soap operas or TV dramas that you've seen?

## Transcript

James: Caitlin, I have some terrible news. I lost my job today... because I got a promotion.
Mallory: Well, that's great.
James: But Caitlin, I have to leave you... to pick up our son from school.

Stephen: Hey mom and dad, I walked home from school.
James: Hey Joshie, how was school?
Stephen: Okay. I got an F in math... F for Fantastic.
James: Oh, well, okay. Good job, son.
Stephen: But then my teacher died.

Jeremy: Hey Johnson family, I've got a package from your grandma.
James: Can't you see we're busy?! Get out of here!

Mallory: She died, Joshie?
Stephen: She was sick of her hair being grey, so she dyed it.
Mallory: What a relief!
Stephen: Then she had a bad reaction to the chemicals and now she's a vegetable... in the school play. She's a carrot.

James: Son! It's not good for you to mislead us like that.
Stephen: I didn't mislead. You just didn't listen.

James: Josh, I'm sorry. You were right. Let's get ice cream!

Stephen: Did anyone remember to feed the goldfish?
The Art of Love

Romance can come out of nowhere. Sometimes you just run right into it. When it happens, it's all you can think about, it's all you care about! The real question is: can you turn it into something more?

## Transcript

Since this sketch is supposed to have an antique look, the sketch is considered as silent.

Jeremy: Fifteen percent.

Jeremy: No hope.

Jason: I saw you through the window!

Jason: No! I just-
Natalie: Help me! No! Stop!
Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Luke Skywalker Meets Rey

Watch the epic meeting with Rey finally finds the hiding-out Luke Skywalker. Will they use the force and help destroy the Dark Side once and for all?!

## Transcript

Adam: Get off my lawn!
Natalie: I'm sorry?
Adam: I said "Get off my lawn".
Natalie: Oh, I... I didn't realize this is a lawn.
Adam: How could you not?

Natalie: I... I came to return your lightsaber to you.
Adam: ...I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.

Adam: What are you still doing here? I see, I see. Hmm. There you go. Now get out of here. Okay, if you're going to stay, take off your shoes. I don't want you getting dirt all over my lawn. You know, I've won "Best Lawn" ten years in a row. It's a... Who are you?
Natalie: I'm Rey.
Adam: That's a boy's name. Did you travel alone?
Natalie: No, Chewbacca and R2 are with me.
Adam: Okay, I do not want them on my lawn, especially Chewy. See those dead spots over there?
Natalie: Uh-huh.
Adam: Yeah. This is a big year for me. No one has ever won "Best Lawn" eleven years in a row. If they come up here, I... I j... I can't do it.

Natalie: What happened to you?
Adam: When 53 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
Natalie: You're only 53? How do you survive?
Adam: The lawn provides.

Adam: You want some sun-brewed iced tea?
Natalie: I'm good. I want you to teach me to become a Jedi. Luke? Luke?!
Adam: What? Sorry, slept into a dream. Dreamt that there were some peonies over there, and a nice patch of myrtle over yonder. My lawn was perfect.
Natalie: So you didn't hear what I said?
Adam: Was it that you wanted to learn the secret to a well-kept lawn? Aeration.
Natalie: No, I want to become a Jedi.
Adam: I don't do that anymore.
Natalie: The galaxy needs you.
Adam: Why?
Natalie: Snoke has taken over and he wants to find you and kill you.
Adam: Oh boy, I would love to meet Snoke. Probably really like my lawn. You know what kid, you're alright. I think I am going to teach you. Here. Put these on.
Natalie: Are these Jedi boots?
Adam: They're aeration spikes.
Natalie: I thought you were going to train me.
Adam: What? We can't do both?!
Unfit for Espionage

Some people are just not cut out for the suave side of espionage work... This video is brought to you by Studio C Rewinds. Join us on a trip down memory lane where we delve into the sketches that never made it to YouTube!

## Transcript

Jason: Agent Casper, I've arrived at the cave to your right. Baron Voodabutton's estate is directly above us. I'll meet you at the entrance.
Natalie: Copy that. We'll rendezvous at the party.

Natalie: Okay. Yes.

Jason: New record for the scuba transition. Still got it, Bond.

Natalie: Okay, that's over. Nope, come on! No, no, no, no! Ah! Ah, okay. It's going to be fine. Ah!

Natalie: Next time, I pick the transport.
Jason: You're almost 30. You won't be in the next movie.
Natalie: What?
Jason: You know the rule, half Bond's age, minus 7. Divided by 2.
Your Favorite New York Restaurant

Who doesn't love a good sandwich shop in New York City? The Big Apple is FULL of great options for foodies. But you better know your way around NYC!

## Transcript

Adam: Anyone here? Hello?
James: Alright, already!
Adam: Hi.
James: What do you want?
Adam: I was hoping to order a sandwich.
James: This here... is a hoagie joint.
Adam: Right. Hoagie.
James: You're not from around here, are you?
Adam: No, I'm from Oklahoma.
James: Well, welcome to the Big Apple!
Adam: Thanks.
James: To the city that never sleeps!
Adam: Right.
James: To the city so nice, they named it twice.
Adam: What's that?
James: New York, New York. Like I said, named it twice. No other city in the world like that.
Adam: Cool, I'm from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma!
James: Calling me a liar?
James: What? No!
James: Listen buddy, I don't know where you're from...
Adam: I just said.
James: ...but around here, we don't parade around, calling peoples liars.
Adam: Neither do we, I meant...
James: Hey buddy, I'm joking. I'm joking! Hey, watch it, I'm joking here! Am I right, am I right?

Adam: So, can I order a sandwich?
James: Listen, hotshot. This is Jimmy's. Home of Jimmy's famous hoagies.
Adam: Right, hoagie.
James: If you want a sammie, you gotta go across the street to Jimmy's, home of Jimmy's famous sammies.
Adam: Wait, really?
James: Did I stutter?
Adam: No, sorry, I'll just see what I want on the menu.
James: And I'll see you in the funny papers! This guy, this guy, am I right?
Adam: Okay, very funny, can I just get-

Matt: Hey, Jimmy!
James: Yo, Tony!
Matt: Can I get my regular?
James: Absolutely. I'll have it to you in a New York minute! Ha ha ha!
Matt: Ha ha ha! Thanks, Jimmy, I owe you one.
James: Forget about it!
Adam: Am I crazy, or was I here first?
James: That's right, you're crazy! So I'll see you in the funny papers!

Adam: Why won't you just help me?
James: You don't ask with respect.
Adam: I don't?
James: You don't offer friendship.
Adam: Friendship?
James: You come into my house, on the day my daughter's to be married, and you ask me to do murder?
Adam: I am not quoting *The Godfather* with you.
James: Let's do *Maid in Manhattan*!

James: Hey kid, I told you, you can't advertise in here!
Mallory: But Jimmy...
James: Don't "but Jimmy" me, kid.
Mallory: Sorry, Jimmy.
James: You're a good kid, take one for the road.
Mallory: Thanks, Jimmy. What about my friends?
James: Why not?
**Kids**: Thanks, Jimmy.
Mallory: Thanks, Jimmy.
James: Forget about it!

Adam: Okay, I want to talk to your boss.
James: Oh, that's me.
Adam: Seriously?
James: Would you like to lodge a complaint?
Adam: No, I just want some food.

James: You a rat?
Adam: What? No!
James: Because I don't allow rats in my shop.
Adam: Well, that's good to know.
James: If you're not a rat, why do you have a tail?
Adam: What?

James: He looked! He thought he had a rat tail! What a loony!
Aaron: Hey, Jimmy.
James: Forget about it!
Adam: Okay, that's it, I'm done here!
James: Good riddance, you loony! I'll see you in the funny papers!
Tongue Twisters

The tongue twisters are sketches where cast members attempt to perform a sketch full of tongue-twisters. If any of the participants make a mistake, the sketch is immediately restarted. Each tongue-twister has a letter that is alliterated, making performing it very complicated. Recurring elements include Stacey Harkey eating food during the sketch, Mallory Everton suddenly appearing from an unexpected place, and Matt Meese summarizing the entire scenario. Adam Berg does not participate in the tongue twister but is usually the victim of some form of slapstick comedy of something done by Jason Gray. There have been four instances of Studio C tongue twisters, spread out from season 1 to season 9.

## Sam Sloane Tongue Twister

Can you say any of these sentences without messing up? These guys can hang with the best tongue twisters out there.

## Bad Bobby Brown Tongue Twister

Butch and the boys are in a bad spot with Bobby Brown! Enjoy the newest tongue twister!

## Construction Break

If you've missed tongue-twisters, it's your lucky day. Construction workers building a house keep stopping their work to take soda breaks for no reason.
Studio C at the Movies: The Reel World

← Previous episode • Next episode →

Grab the popcorn, hit the lights, and enjoy a reimagined lineup of all the best movie-themed sketches. See what happens when your favorite movie characters enter the reel world, Studio C style!

## The Force Awakens with Darth Sidious' Roommates

The Emperor tries to convert his roommates to the dark side.

## Lord Voldemort Goes On Blind Date

Even He Who Must Not Be Named goes on blind dates.

## Trivia

* This is the first special since Season 7 Episode 10.
* This episode does not have any new sketches in it, only sketches that have appeared in previous seasons.
* Jason and Matt appear in all six sketches.
	+ Whitney only does not appear in **The Force Awakens with Darth Sidious' Roommates**.
* Adam only appears in **Lord of the Wingman** and **Bourne HR**, Stacey appears in **Bourne HR** and **The Force Awakens with Darth Sidious' Roommates**, and Jeremy is featured in **Bourne HR** and **Lord Voldemort Goes On Blind Date**.
* **Lord of the Wingman** is the only sketch with less than two million views.
* **The Force Awakens with Darth Sidious' Roommates** is the only sketch with a rating below 98%.
Tess Kelly

Theressa Khaliel "Tess" Kelly graduated in 2013 from Brigham Young University, with a bachelor's degree in Media Arts Studies. Having run several student-run facilities during her study, she has won several prizes concerning creativity in Media Arts. After she graduated, she worked as a Coordinating Producer for several projects of BYU, including directing several music videos for *Vocal Point*, directing episodes of *The American West*, and working on *Studio C*.

She was a Segment Coordinating Producer for Studio C in Season 6, and has worked as a Line Producer and a Unit Production Manager from Season 8 onwards.

Her brother Parker Kelly is currently a member of Divine Comedy and appeared as a guest star in the Studio C sketch Worst Mechanic Ever.
TSA Check

Airport TSA checkpoints are no funny business. Don't even TRY to get past this security guard.

## Transcript

Aaron: I just got hired as a pilot, I start next week.
Stacey: I really don't care.
Aaron: Okay.

Dalton: Ma'am, I'm going to need you to come over here. You know you can't take this on the flight, right?
Natalie: Oh, I'm so sorry, it won't happen again.
Dalton: Okay. Now, I'm just going to have to do a routine check on the rest of the bag, all right?
Natalie: Oh, yeah.

Natalie: ...those are nail clippers.
Dalton: Oh. I am so sorry, okay.
Natalie: Uh... that's a family heirloom, so...
Dalton: An heirloom! Wow! Oh my goodness, that is beautiful! Is this mahogany?
Natalie: ...yeah.
Dalton: Wow. Very nice.

Dalton: Have you ever played bocce ball? It's pretty fun. That's what that is.
Dalton: No kidding! Very cool.
Natalie: Well, I got to get going.
Dalton: Wait, maybe if you're free sometime, we could hang out?
Natalie: Yeah, maybe.
Dalton: Cool. Oh, we're going to have to check that, though.
Natalie: You used to be cool, man.

Dalton: Sir, can you come over here, please?
Aaron: Yeah.

Aaron: Those are just mints.
Dalton: It says "curiously strong". That's dangerous.

Aaron: There's nothing wrong with that.
Dalton: The barrel on this is too big.
Aaron: I was just planning on shooting some-
Dalton: Shooting?! Confiscated.
Aaron: What? No, I was just...
Dalton: Hi-res? Not bad, I'll get some nice shots with that.

Aaron: Sir?
Dalton: These are flammable. What size are they?
Aaron: 34.
Dalton: These are fine. That, however, will have to go.
Aaron: You can't just take my child!
Dalton: You're going to be late for your flight, sir.
**Announcer**: Last call for flight 100 to Seattle.
Aaron: I'm so sorry.
**Announcer**: Now boarding passengers in zone one.
Dalton: You want some? Hmm?

Dalton: Sir, I'm going to need you to come over here.
Jeremy: What's the problem?
Dalton: There's something picked up on the full-body scanner.
Jeremy: Well, it's wrong. I mean, I don't have anything on me.
Dalton: It's not that. The scanner picked up something around your esophagus that needs to be operated on immediately.
Jeremy: The scanner couldn't possibly pick that up.
Dalton: The scanner is never wrong, sir. Now listen to me very carefully, we have a protocol for this kind of situation.
Jeremy: But, I got to go to the hospital, then!
Dalton: There's no time for that! Now, we have 9-1-1 on the line and we're prepared to do the operation on the conveyor belt.
Stephen: I confiscated this.
Jeremy: We can't do the surgery here, I'll die!
Dalton: Not on my watch. If there's any team that can do this for you, it's the TSA.
Jeremy: You really think so?

Dalton: No, no. I actually stopped you because you're a minority.
Jeremy: What?
Dalton: Well, you know the drill.
TMNT Dance

Kindred Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle spirits. They're in for a big surprise.

Jeremy shows up to a Halloween dance and finds a girl with the same costume.

## Transcript

Matt: Jeremy, did you see there's someone else here dressed as a Ninja Turtle?

(music playing)

(Jeremy and Mallory scream in disgust.)

Mallory: Mom wants you to call her.
Jeremy: Okay.

## Trivia

* This is the first sketch of Season 1, and the first televised sketch of Studio C.
	+ However, this is not the oldest sketch Studio C has uploaded on their channel.
* As was usual at the time, the sketch was uploaded on the same day the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the first sketch in which a song plays a prominent part in the sketch.
* This is the shortest sketch of Season 1 Episode 1, based on duration.
* This is, after St. Crispin's Day Speech, the least watched sketch of Season 1.
* This is the first sketch to be written by Whitney (Call) Meek and the first sketch to be directed by Julian Riley.
The Sea Snake

Caesar and Brutus were the best of friends, right? Let's turn back the clocks to 44 B.C., during the Roman Empire, where Julius Caesar and his bro, Brutus are having a lovely chat! Welcome to the ides of March! Et tu, Brute???

## Transcript

Matt: The situation is dire. I know I have enemies in the Senate. But which are friend and which are foe? I cannot say.
Whitney: I have been told of a certain sea snake, which has a very unusual method of attracting its prey. It will lie at the bottom of the ocean as if wounded, then its enemies will approach, and yet, it will lie quite still. And then, its enemies will take little bites of it, and yet, it remains still.
Matt: So, we will lie still and let our enemies come to us and nibble. Excellent plan.
Whitney: There's more.
Matt: Oh?
Whitney: Then, its enemies will start to gather around, outnumbering the sea snake and hey will start to tease it. They begin with general bullying, and eventually, it gets nasty and turns to personal attacks, body shaming, and what have you. And yet, it remains still.
Matt: Okay?
Whitney: Then, its enemies will acquire weapons.
Matt: Oh my.
Whitney: And beat the sea snake with clubs, flails, other sea snakes who are also remaining still.
Matt: Goodness.
Whitney: They also destroy items of sentimental value to the snake: family heirlooms, childhood knickknacks, siblings.
Matt: What?
Whitney: And yet...
Matt: It remains still.
Whitney: It remains still. Then, its enemies will become frustrated and say "Why don't you react, sea snake? You don't ever fight back or anything. In fact, you don't move at all." To which the sea snake responds...
Matt: Here we go.
Whitney: ...by remaining still. Then, its enemies will start to become afraid.
Matt: Now we're getting somewhere. So, the snake uses their fear to manipulate them.
Whitney: No, it still remains still still, even while its enemies bury it alive.
Matt: What? Is it holding its breath?
Whitney: Oh, it can't. It dies instantly.
Matt: What?
Whitney: And yet, it remains...
Matt: Still?
Whitney: Still.
Matt: Of course it's still, it's dead.
Whitney: But it's not yet out of the game, for you see, once its enemies return to their homes, they all, each and every one of them, die.
Matt: They do?
Whitney: Yes. Fifty years later.
Matt: From old age?
Whitney: Hm. So, you see, the cunning sea snake gets the last laugh.
Matt: He died! Fifty years before his enemies!
Whitney: Sixty in some cases.
Matt: I can't believe you're my chief advisor.
Whitney: Caesar, I am ever in your service, but if you do not wish to take my recommendations, you need not-

Whitney: Finally! You guys were supposed to be here forever ago! I had to stall him with some idiotic sea snake story!

Stephen: And so the trap is set for them. Fifty years. The clock starts... now.
Unflattering Family Photo

Ever ask a stranger to take a photo for you? And have you ever had it turn out bad? Good thing we've moved past the day of actual film and a limited number of photos from family vacations.

## Transcript

Jason: Oh wow! This place is gorgeous!
Natalie: Is it so much bigger than I thought it would be.
Jason: Yeah! Hey, we should take a family photo.
Natalie: Oh, good idea.
Jason: Come on, come on. Oh, uh, excuse me, sir?
James: Yes?
Jason: Would you mind taking a family photo?
James: Ah, no problem.
Natalie: Thank you.
Jason: Ah, thank you. Here you go.
James: Of course.
Jason: Thank you, sir. Sure, sure.
Jason: Alright, come on, girls.

James: All right! Everyone, say "cheeseburger" on three. One, two, three.
Jason: Cheeseburger.
Natalie: Cheeseburger.
Jason: Oh, uh, I think you caught me saying "burger". Kind of an ugly sound, so...
Natalie: Honey, it's fine. It's fine.
Jason: Would you mind taking one more photo?
Natalie: It's not that big of a deal.
Jason: Look, honey, I didn't travel all the way to London to have a picture of me making the most unflattering sound in the English language. Okay?
Natalie: Okay, alright.

James: Sure, sure. Of course.
Jason: All right.
James: Okay everyone, "double cheeseburger"!
Natalie: Double cheeseburger!
Jason: Okay! Ah. I must have not made myself clear. Could you choose a different word besides "burger"?
James: Ah. Ah. Let's try a few then.
Jason: Okay.
James: All right.
Natalie: Thank you. Thank you very much.

James: Alright everone, say "wart".
Natalie: Wart!
Jason: Sweetheart, shut up!
James: "Moist"!
Natalie: Moist!
Jason: No!
James: "Fungal"!
Natalie: Fungal!
Jason: Try again!
James: "Leakage".
Natalie: Leakage!
Jason: These are everyone's least favorite word!
James: Oh, I've got it. Everyone say "ferdalafermaherfignewtonmerpie".
Natalie: Ferdalafermaherfignewtonmerpie!

Jason: Okay. You are done, sir.
Natalie: Honey! Just chill out!
Jason: Why would you have us say that, and why would you guys say that?
Natalie: He told us to!
Jason: Oh, so if he jumps... tells you to jump off a cliff, are you gonna say "Fernafershaterfertaper"?
Natalie: Hey, you are overreacting!
Jason: All right, look, sir. All you have to do is hold up the camera and push a button. And all you guys have to do is sit there and smile- oh. Actually, the fungal one turned out pretty good, so... All right, sorry. Cheers.
James: Right-o!