Book 1

Preface: this book is not canon to the other books, it is more of an introduction to the characters. The people and their personalities are the same at the start of book 2 but anything that happens in this book has no impact on the other books

It began in shineeville on November 8th, in the shinee castle where everybody in the world stanned shinee, except Francesca so then onew and Kera decided to kidnap her and lock her in prison. She broke out along with some aliens and turned the moon into a Francesca planet, then she was thrown off the moon by a giant KFC nugget and was banished to mars. Whilst they were celebrating Taemins new album release, onew was kidnapped by Francesca, however shinee, connie and Kera did not find this out until they had been to his house and seen it had been broken into and then all the shinee members and connie had also been taken. The next day Kera wakes up to find the entire world has turned into a Francesca planet, full of Francesca clones. Then she went to the Francesca castle on mars, and threw shinee albums at her, threw her out into space and let shinee and connie out of Francesca prison. 20 years later, the world had been calm and peaceful, until it was time for connie, Kera and shines children’s first day at school. Francesca had disguised herself as a teacher so she could teach shinee, connie and keras children all about herself. Then Taemin came and knocked her out. Somehow, the world was turning back into a Francesca planet, and Francesca had given lots of people Fran-can, a deadly virus causing you to turn into Francesca and Stan her. Connie caught the virus and so they travelled in time to make Francesca stupid, so she couldn’t take over the world. They went back in time to October 12th 2019 and found year 7 Francesca, and then threw her down the stairs, which caused brain damage making her stupid. When they got back, connie and Kera remained the same but shinee didn’t exist and instead a group called sparkles did. So then  they travelled back in time to November 8th 2020 (when the stories began) and threw Francesca around the netball courts. Then they went back again but it was now a Francesca planet. So they went to Russia, where Francesca lived, however sadly connie’s Fran-can was getting worse and worse everyday, until when they arrived at Francescas castle she had become a Francesca Stan and had thrown the others in prison and turned them into Francescas. Then Kera used her magic powers and turned everyone normal and they threw Francesca to Antartica. In Antartica, Francesca met George, Peppa, Daddy and Mummy pig, who offered to help her defeat shinee. Francesca accepted and did the plan that the pigs told her to do. She then went into shinee castle and said that she was going to blow up the entire world, if shinee, Kera and connie didn’t agree to turn into cars. Connie offered to turn into a car first, and so Francesca turned her into a car but then connie ran her over. Connie and jonghyun got married and Kera and key got married. Sadly, Kera got Fran-can and had to go to hospital, the only cure was to swap the cancerous cells with Francescas cells. Thankfully, Kera knew where she was, so then they all went to Antartica and performed the operation. She survived, Francesca however was in a very very weak condition. Peppa and George came up with a plan to save her. George and Francesca had a child, and swapped Francesca and the Childs brains so that when Francescas old body died, she was still alive in the new one. Meanwhile, shinee were preparing for their concert. The performance was amazing until it was time to perform ‘married to the music’, all the members suddenly stopped singing and dancing and turned into Francesca, Peppa, Mandy, George and Susie. The real shinee were in Francesca prison, in Antartica. Connie then ran up on stage and threw a tree at the fake shinee, killing them. Francesca threw a tree back at connie and knocked her unconscious.  In Antartica, shinee were in Francesca prison which was guarded by bob the polar bear. Jonghyun threw the Hazeley Academy at bob and killed him so shinee could escape. Francesca made more Francesca minions, to help her operate on all the shawols in the UFO. Her plan was to eat everyones ears and remove their legs. Kera went back in time to when connie had thrown a tree at the fake shinee, she then pushed connie out of the way of Francescas tree. Then Francesca turned into Russia (first ever thing she turned into) and killed all the shawls by stomping on them. Connie ran her over again and Francesca was about to be killed. Francesca then pleaded to be let go promising to change her ways, they all agreed and Taemin brought George pig back to life. 10 years later, George and Fran had, had 73 children (the first three were triplets called sally, George pig the 45th and  Anastasia, and the rest were just Francesca no. whatever) and then sadly George pig was eaten alive by the Hazeley Academy and so she married Taemin and had 18,000 children with the same numbered names. Then next day whilst she was teaching at school, sally came and ran over Francesca, ate the students, threw the headmaster out the window. Thankfully, Francesca survived and saw that all her children had escaped and left behind a note saying how they were going to burn down the entire world and make everyone Stan sally and Francesca. Sally had built a ufo out of children, and was eating their toes until one of the children (who was a vampire) bit her and then turned into a car and ran other the other children. Sally was still a vampire however. KFC (Kera Francesca connie) and shinee had turned into birds and had found the UFO. They got inside the UFO and were about to throw shinee merchandise at sally and the children, until Francesca pushed them off. Kera, who was a vampire, had been transferred to HFSV (hospital for scary vampires), shinee and connie noticed something was suspicious about the doctor who put Kera in the hospital, and they discovered that the doctor was actually George pig the 45th, one of Francescas 73 original children with George.They kidnapped George pig the 45th and he told them Francescas plan. Her plan was to go to Peppa pig world, bring George pig the first back to life and take over the world with the help of Peppa pig world. Onew, jonghyun, key and Minho stayed at the hospital to find Kera, whilst Connie, Taemin and George pig the 45th went to Peppa pig world to warn the villagers and prepare for Francesca. OJKM discovered that Kera had been hypnotised by Sally and was being forced to help her plan and Stan Francesca. They then discovered the phrase to make Kera un-hypnotised (it was ‘Francesca loves shinee wooo’) and then Kera turned into a hurricane and sent sally flying off into the distance. Then they went to Peppa pig world, were Francesca had just arrived and Brought George pig the first back to life. Francesca revealed that she was a vampire, and Kera admitted that connie had been bitten before. Then an airport tried to kill connie and Kera, but thankfully the moon ate the airport. Francesca turned into the moon and rolled towards connie and Kera, but then connie bit her and turned Francesca into connie 2.0. Then Kera killed all of Francescas children, connie and fran became humans and Francesca was locked in prison again. Sally helped her escape and they went back to Antartica together. She and George then had 300,000 children. Shinee and connie and Kera were planning for a new years party. They invited the entire universe except Sally and Francesca. Sally and Francesca were having a mini mother-daughter party together until they found a note the other children had left behind saying how they went to shines New Years party. Francesca and sally went to the party where shinee were performing and attempted to kill them all. Connie and Kera realised the only way to stop them would be to play shinee, so they played ‘burning up’ by shinee to Make all of Francescas children (except sally and George pig the 45th and Anastasia) burn and die. Sally had lost a leg but the other two were fine. George pig the 45th refused to help Francesca anymore and revealed that he secretly loved shinee and was a shawol. Then he pushed Francesca into a pool of lava, causing sally to get furious and they fought each other. However both of them were equally powerful, being Francescas 3 original favourite children. George pig the 45th gave up eventually and left to go help shinee. As soon as he left, susie sheep arrived and brought Francesca back to life and gave her an army of red stamps to replace her deceased children. George pig the 45th did not know this however, and so he told shinee, connie and Kera that Francesca was dead. So they began planning another party, meanwhile susie, fran and sally were planning how to defeat shinee next. Francesca was getting annoyed by how bossy susie was, so she killed her. At the party, Francesca turned into cinderellas glass slipper and killed the whole universe, however kera turned into a fairy godmother and brought them back to life and turned sally and fran back into humans. Francesca asked if they could give her another chance, and so they agreed. The red stamps became shawols and sally vanished. Francesca also finally got married to George pig. 2 years later, Francesca had stuck to her word and was very good. Until one day she asked to become a shinee member, they agreed and she joined shinee. At the concert, when it was time for francescas solo stage, sally appeared and threw connie, kera and shinee to mars and locked them in Francesca prison. Now that she was the only member of shinee, and everyone stanned shinee, everyone now stan her. She then turned the whole universe into Francesca clones with her magic dust. Then George pig the 45th came and tried to stop her, sadly he was no match for Francesca and died. Sally was the guard for the prison. Francesca and George had 300,000 children. Francesca was doing world tours, and concerts, but then connie, kera and shinee broke out and attempted to kill her, but Francesca had possessed connie and teleported away with connie. Shinee came to rescue her, and unpossessed her, however bobby (francescas dog) threw them to Antartica, where Francesca lived. Shinee, kera and connie soon escaped and got bobby the dog to join their side, with the help of bobbin and gripper. Once when George and Francesca were in there castle, George suddenly started crying and getting emotional because of how Francesca took credit for everything he had built and done. The next day they went to rob taemins house, however they found that Nick Wilde was already there robbing his house, Francesca instantly fell in love him nick and she turned into a lawnmower and ran over George, and married Nick. Francesca, nick and sally then built a new planet called Francesca land and picked up the entire of Antarctica and put it in Francesca land. The planet had 89 billion citizens, which was all her children, stand and clones. Francesca had been cursed by kera, causing her to trip over constantly, she was extremely annoyed and would kill anyone who came near her. She threw Anastasia off the planet and killed many of her children. Nick and sally realised the only way to calm her would be to get trudy the dragon cupcake to help. Trudy terrified everybody except Francesca, and therefore scared everyone but made Francesca very happy. Once shinee, connie and kera realised she had an extremely deadly dragon on her side, they came to Francesca land and killed trudy. The next morning, when Francesca found out she was furious, so furious that she declared war on shineeville. Margaret (the leader of the universe) announced that all the planets would have to pick a side in the war, either shineeville or Francesca land, and that the whoever wins 5 battles first, will gain control of the entire universe. The moon, sun, earth, Saturn, Neptune and Venus took shinees side, whilst Uranus, Francesca land, mercury, jupiter, Pluto and mars took francescas side. Connie and kera then discovered there were millions of other invisible planets, which needed a code to be able to see and enter. They also found Anastasia was still alive and had married Jerome the alien and had 1 million children (making Francesca a grandmother) and had created a planet called happyville. They convinced Anastasia to join shinees side, with the promise they would bring George pig back to life. The other invisible planets also agreed to pick a side, and they were all split 50/50. On keras birthday, shinee decided to invite the entire universe, except Francesca land, so they could take a break from fighting and celebrate. Francesca was teaching and preparing the citizens of Francesca land for war, until she discovered about keras birthday party, she and everyone in Francesca land immediately went to shinee Ville. When they arrived they begun fighting and took sides depending on wether they were fighting for Francesca or shinee. The Francesca stans turned into ballerinas and the shawols into Taemin. Connie and kera did not know where shinee were and were panicking, they went and hid in the shineecastle until Francesca came and turned into a dragon and begun to fight. Kera quickly left the castle to go alert the shawols that Francesca was in the castle, but she took too long and by the time she had come back, the castle had exploded and connie was dead, however Francesca was extremely weak. At the exact same time, Anastasia had killed sally. During sallys funeral, nick got hit by a bus and died, and Francesca who was mourning sally, trudy and now nicks death threw away all her children and killed her clones, leaving behind her 50 billion fans. Meanwhile connies funeral had just finished and kera was very sad, however Anastasia came and asked her to bring George back now, kera sadly agreed (she was hoping to use her magic powers to bring connie back). George in the middle of the night left shineeville and went to go reunite with Francesca, she was overjoyed to see him and they both cried a lot. George told her everything that had happened and he said he would help her win the war, so they could get Anastasia back and meet their grandchildren. Then they had 40 million children and named the first one, the new favourite, sally junior. Sally junior got a pet cat called sally junior the second. Then kera ate sally juniors arm. Bobbin and gripper, who were extremely distraught by Connie’s death, did not want to fight anymore and left shineeville. Francesca sent a message to Margaret saying she wanted to have another battle but this time on sallyville, a planet orbiting Francesca land. Since shinee now were aware that a battle was even taking place, they were more prepared and ready for battle. This was sally juniors first battle, and whilst she was very stupid, she was very powerful and could teleport through crowds, and whoever she touched would die but because she was so stupid she sometimes accidentally killed a Francesca Stan. Francesca had turned into a lion, and was battling kera who had turned into a giant snake, however she accidentally stomped on Margaret and killed her. The rules had said if the leader of the universe got injured in any way then the other side would get a point, meaning the score was now 1-1. Francesca then exploded and destroyed sallyville. A new head of the universe called Josie, but preferred to be called jolly jo, was appointed. Sally junior came up with an idea, similar to what sally the first had done previously to kera, and that idea was to hypnotise all the shawols and force them to surrender. Francesca and George had 40 billion more children, bring there total up to 80 billion. The next battle was on babyville, however Anastasia and her family and francescas daycare did not go. At the battle the shawols all put on blindfolds so they would not get hypnotised, however kera looked as well as some others and they began flying up in the air and doing the Francesca fanchant. However Francesca accidentally looked and then shinee blew up babyville, just as everyone had evacuated except for the citizens of mars, who did not make it off. Back in shineeville, Kera’s sister Caylin had come to visit from another universe. Caylin did not know about the war, and she could not go home yet due to time reasons, and so she was forced to stay and fight. They fought lots of (mini) battles together and she helped shinee out a lot, and meant shinee + kera had someone else to help since connies death. However one day, kera went missing and so they all went to look for her, it was a trap made to capture Caylin. Shinee waged another war against Francesca, and they won. Kera found Caylin half dead, and rushed her to shinee hospital, sadly she did not make it and died. Kera left for a month to go tell her parents what had happened, however when she returned she was different than before, she had lost her bestie connie, her cat gripper and now her sister caylin. Key stayed with her at all times to comfort her, and the two entered their house and were never seen again. The other members were very worried about them, that they had not noticed that during the battle francescas daycare came and killed jerome, and kidnapped anastasia + all her children. Francesca forced anastasia to join her side, and she relucantly agreed. Francesca met her grandchildren and revealed to them that the reason she was [[1]] and yet looked 13 was because the more you turn into things the less you age. Shinee went inside kera and keys house and tried persuading them but it did not work, so taemins threw his magic dust whilst shinee sang and it instantly cheered them up. They then decided to have another battle, on earth this time. Francesca wore a parrot costume to the battle whilst shinee wore their outifts from everybody era. They fought hard, until kera had almost killed Francesca, but George immediately surrendered as he did not want Francesca to die. Francesca was then put in the rocket ship and was looked after by the Francesca babies. The score was now 4-1 meaning shinee just had 1 more battle left to win.  Francesca, sally junior and George broke into jolly jo’s house and hacked the score to make it 4-4. The shawols were furious but jolly jo did not want to hand out any penalties. A month later Francesca sends a message to jolly jo saying that the final battle will be happening on Francesca land. Finally the final battle commenced, with jolly jo commentating the whole thing. Kera managed to trick sally junior into thinking she was Francesca, and so ate her. Just as the shawols were about to get her, fran and george teleported into the francesca castle, where they took a short break. Kera snuck away from the battle, and killed the Francesca babies, and fought George. George and kera were equally powerful, so George started getting annoyed and blew up the castle, luckily kera had a shield so she survied, but was very weak. Meanwhile giant Francesca was fighting the shinee giants, she then turned into a bow and arrow and was about to kill onew, until jonghyun told her to turn around, so she could see Anastasia and the grandchildren flying torwards them. With Francesca distracted, shinee killed her using there 7th album (unreleased as of when I am writing this). The second it hits her, blinding light fills the whole planet, causing George who was about to kill kera, to miss and then kera kill him. Francesca then fell dead. Shineeville had now won the war, and everyone, except frans family, celebrated her defeat. The family threw everyone off the planet, and built a barrier around Francesca land so no one could enter or exit. Everyone else was teleported back to earth, where jolly jo handed shinee the crown of the universe.