Life is a Valentine's Day

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## Overview

We follow North Texas, a man who is rich and seeks out to teach us, the viewer, the tropes, ideas, and rules of *Valentine's Day*.

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## Plot

We are met up with North Texas, a Character from some sort of spin-off of Life is a Table, which the name is forgotten. Anyway, he's rich and like, his organs are full of Money (*Fandom Writer's Note:* Gave me some Flashbacks to Leprechaun 2). Which makes him illegally qualified to teach us, the viewer, all about *Valentine's Day*.

> *"First Things first, how's your Sex Life?"* - North Texas
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He explains if you answer good, then you're lying. Then he proceeds to rant on about himself, what a *Egotistical*. Either way, he is met with his first customer, Roderick Calloway. Roderick doesn't actually believe in this thing, so he wants it over with. North Texas asks about his Love Experience, Roderick answers by saying no. You see, that's not his thing, He's a *Villian*, through and through. But North Texas explains that you as a Villian, is better on Valentine's Day. They gives off a list of reasons why, Benefits of More Money, the chance to ruin that bitch Cindy's Life...and prove that your always a...bigger man than Fred? You know what, I think this guy has some issues. Which promptly makes him leave somewhere, entirely just forgetting about Roderick, oh wait, runs in over in his Car. Next, he speaks to Killian, Shade's Brother, and Carla. Saying he's there to start the Valentine's Day Ritual. Killian unsure of what that is, asks, with Carla saying a Suicide Pack of Love. She explains the Process.

> *"Where one person and their lover, stab a knife into each other's hearts, falling to the floor, in each other's arms...a True Romance,"* -Carla
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Shade's Brother explains North Texas was actually talking about the Satanic one, Killian loves this, since he likes Satan...becomes he's Evil, which is *Subjectively*. North Texas explains he needs one of them to sacrifice their soul, Carla saying they actually don't need to do that. But Killian wants to Sacrifice Shade. And So, Shade's Brother and North Texas visit Shade, with Shade's Brother explaining he had set up a Dating Page for Shade, leading anyone who was a perfect participate, to be murdered by Blu. *Funny Stuff*. They're about to Ready Shade's Sacrifice, but Shade's Brother asks North Texas what happens once it's finished. Leading our dear Rich Person Video Guider, to explain.

> *"Upon sacrificing the soul, you are granted with feelings of Aderration and Love, from Denice from down the hall,"* -North Texas
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> *"That Sounds like a hooker,"* -Shade's Brother
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> *"She is not a Hooker! She's a...you know what? Whatever,"* -North Texas
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Yeah, he's got issues. Shade's Brother tells Shade to meet them at Dan's Fish Packing Factory. Shade runs off, agreeing to meet them there. Shade's Brother asks North Texas if he's doing all of this so he can bang the hooker. North Texas says back that she is not a Hooker, but a Maid Lover? (Feel Free to Correct that). We cut to Shade, shooting and running around in a circle, with Dan in the background watching him. North Texas and Shade's Brother meet with Dan. The Internet Enthusiast asks if they had sent Shade into that room. North Texas tells him that he was sent there, to be sacrificed in his Fishing Factory. Dan resents this idea, for he does not want any Satanic Shit going on at his Property. The two refuse.

After another explanation about Valentine's Day, he commands Shade's Brother to distract Dan while he goes off, doing the Ritual. North Texas shortly meets Shade, beginning his Pre-Ritual speech. But Shade keeps interrupting him, speaking in Spanish? He is suddenly met with Cadence, also called Candy. They demand a Soul since they're the Demon they summoned. North Texas explains it's for Denice. Who Candy quickly insults. Either way, they approach Shade and inform him that are they going to suck his Soul. But before they could do anything, Shade rips out his own Visor piece and throws it at Candy, killing them I guess. North Texas is disappointed, but realizing it doesn't matter, he's Rich. He can buy Love....hookers.

As he leaves, he runs into Shade's Brother, and Killian, who I guess is here because he likes evil plans. He's curious about the Ritual, did it work? Nope. Shade is heard shooting and saying "Shade Continues". Killian is upset about this. North Texas explains what went wrong. As well as leaving to go off, to sleep with Denice once more. Dan, Shade's Brother, and Killian bet with Denice is actually a Trap. Lmao.