Cracker00

Cracker00 (aka Cracker) joined the server on october 17th 2019 and is a Rear Admiral of Azur Fox on the Washington server. He belongs to the Guild-chat-v6 generation with other members such as AlphaZero, USS Fallenhill and GhosteD. As of july 10th, Cracker has posted a total of 118.469 messages in the discord server, while being the 8th ranked all time on the tatsumaki activity chart.

## Cracker00

Is it a Kirito? Is it a desk? no It's Cracker00 :D

### Alias

Lolicon (by Yue)Ara Ara Chan (by Yue)

Favorite food (by LordM3S)

Desk-chan (by Hina's Fanfic)

Kirito (by Beaver basically)

MC-kun (by Beaver)

Cracker (by the majority)

### Hobbies

ReadingSleeping

Playing games

Exercise

## Discord profile picture(s)

When Cracker first joined discord he used a pfp of Tokino Sora, because he's a big hololive fan since gen 0. Unfortunately, nobody knew who she was, so Cracker switched to Oreki Houtaro (MC from hyouka). When he started playing AL he changed it to Kaga. And after people knew Hololive better, he changed it to Minato Aqua and kept her ever since.

## Etymology

He calls himself Cracker00, because he really likes crackers (cookies). In Cracker's brain, a cracker is an equivalent for a cookie :nionfaec:. The 00 part is most likely due to him being born in 2000. His discord tag is "Art" which is short for Arthur (Pendragon). A nickname his high school friends gave him for his skills in kendo.

(His top level Kendo skill is also the one of the reasons beaver calls him Kirito :haahaa:)

## Personality

When asked to describe his personality in 2 sentences he said: "I'm Lazy". That's 2 words, but a good summary of the person called cracker :nionfaec: He notes that he is capable of doing things, but doesn't want to exert any effort. (Basically Lazy). Cracker is gay. *(see figure 1)*

he likes fighting, open world, and indie games and coincidentally minecraft has all of that. So yes, Minecraft is the obvious choice, but unfortunately he doesn't have the time to play a lot. (<- Beaver feels you)

## figure 1

Cracker finally mustering up the courage to ask Hina out on a date after 1 year of denial. Hina instantly weirdchamped him, implying he got rejected.

Cracker is known for doing inhuman or questionable things. In other words, he tells stories that, if you are "**new here?**", makes you worry about the person called Cracker. However, after some time in the server, you realize that's just Cracker :nionfaec: The "don't question it and just turn off your brain approach" works very well (Certified beaver method). Some notable things he experienced are: getting hit by cars a lot (and survive, cuz plot armor :nionfaec:), putting electrical appliances near water (:yuf:), Drinking 16 bottles (yes bottles) of sake in 1 night (:matsuri:), getting military training at the age of 7 (:uniflex:), and not sleeping for 2 days straight... (:yuf:)

So readers, please repeat after me: "Don't question it and just turn off your brain" :watame:

There are more good reasons why he can be called "MC-kun", but that for a part 2 :D.

He likes Minato Aqua from hololive a lot, because she's a complete idiot, like total moron. And at the same time, her off screen personality is great, but she still an idiot. (So basically, a baqua :D)

He chose his Rear admiral tag to be trap, because he cosplayed as aqua one time. His rear color is based on aqua's hair color.

His favorite AL waifus are Azuma, Minato Aqua and Kaga. **Minato** **Aqua** for obvious reasons (just look at his past 10 pfps). **Azuma**, because of her looks, and because she acts like someone he knows. And **Kaga** because floof and he likes that kind of girl.

His favorite hololive girls are:

1. Minato Aqua
2. Ookami Mio
3. Hoshimachi Suisei
4. Shiranui Flare
5. Oozora Subaru

But when push comes to shove, he likes all hololive girls.

## Relationships

### WaifuisLaifu

Waifuislaifu is the "**server wife**" of Cracker00. Their relationship started back in Jari tendency, where Waifu needed someone to pat excessively. Fortunately for Waifu, Cracker was up for this task. The handholding and patting was going smoothly till one day, Waifu proposed to Cracker00. Cracker00 accepted this, and they are currently a certified server couple by the bot mantaro. They do wholesome stuff together, Cracker swears. They are both Azur Fox members under the rule of EnderDJ007, which gives them exclusive rights to play in Azur dorms. Although, Cracker gets banned from the dorms by Ender from time to time. Lastly, it's important to note that Waifuislaifu is a **yandere** for Cracker00. To quote waifuislaifu: "i stab for cracker and cracker only :fubukiyandere:" - guild-chat-v10

### Crocdent

Crocdent is Cracker's weeb friend. They are both degenerates and share an interest in appreciating floof and Ara ara's. The fact that Cracker appreciates lolis is a minus point in Crocdent's book unfortunately. To Cracker, Crocdent is a funny guy who he thinks he wouldn't mind sharing food with. (Note: Cracker doesn't like to share food). Overall, Crocdent is a nice guy, thus Cracker.

### UNIV Ruu

To Cracker, Ruu is the nicest and most wise guy he has ever met on the fox coalition server. Ruu was the one who helped Cracker to build a good fleet even when he barely knew Cracker, Spending hours helping Cracker to play AL. "tbh he is like father figure to me" - thus Cracker

### AlphaZero

Cracker about AlphaZero: "reality chaser kind of guy who kinda hard to follow sometimes but even when you manage to follow it he gonna snap you using one of his reality check then you gonna fall and chase him again" *(Beaver: So i'm thanos? :taihou:)* "but yeah everytime you fall you gonna get stronger idk how strong since i just casually follow his trails now not even chasing" *(Beaver: I'll pretend i understand all of that :nionfaec:)*

### TapTap

Cracker about TapTap: "he is an awesome guy who understand my bad and awful jokes but still laugh to it he get along with everyone so well like everyone its his friend even he make me thinks "i wanna be this guy" - thus Cracker

## Background

He got into AL because a friend wanted him to play it (in Crackers words: "searching victim to be a weeb"). Cracker was originally supposed to join JP server, but he joined EN server instead (And baited his friend, KEK). He joined fox coalition because Limonada recruited him in room 2.

He is the most active captain in the server, and the resident Japanese *(someone who can speak and understand the language)*. This is how he "guided" the rest of the server members with their Hololive journey :watame:.

He joined at guild-chat-v6 (to quote Ghosted: best generation), and in his early days was deemed by the higher ups as a "special person" (basically a pekemon nowadays). In the present however, he has been accepted as a respected server member by most people, and a chill person in general.

## Emotes

**most used\*:**

1. nionfaec 5434 times
2. haaHaa 4767 times
3. Aqua 1270 times
4. yamahero 532 times
5. whenLifeGetsAtYou 281 times
6. LappKek 53 times
7. exuHyperStare 34 times

\*emotes available in fox coalition discord server

## Quotes

"Jari is Indonesian translate for finger" (guild-chat-v6)

"yes being retarted is fun but we need to stop" (guild-chat-v7)

"I ain't gay" (guild-chat-v7)

"I pick it up and throw it at her and it smack her face like baseball" (guild-chat-v7)

"My brain is mainly dead at this moment" (guild-chat-v7)

"dang i am cute" (guild-chat-v9)

"im more attractive when i speak broken english" (guild-chat-v9)

"deer diary this VN great also i think my gf calling a police on me" (captains)

## Trivia

Aqua is a bumbling airhead who somehow manages to become the victim of every joke she gets involved in. She is also childish and prone to throwing tantrums, smashing her keyboard, and hyperventilating when things don't go as planned (which is most of the time). She enjoys playing pranks and causing mischief, but it almost always backfires due to a combination of poor planning and bad luck. To make matters worse, Aqua makes no attempt to avoid embarrassing situations, to the point that many wonder if she might actually be masochistic and that's why she is best girl