Random Adventures/Sector 1☠️

### ***Cutscene 16xteen**: B4 U Die*

Man, how does this **Odyssey** stuff all of us even?I don’t know.Probably because *I’m* the one driving it and my *electric powers* boosted it?Dude, this thing is not powered by electricity. It's powered by *Power Moons*!GUYS, THERE'S SOMETHING HAPPENING OUTSIDE. You guys better investigate it!Okay- **CUATRO**?! WE CAUGHT UP TO HIS BLIMP!Well we're gonna *GUN YOU DOWN*.**Eco-Freak**! Avez-vous un match? (**Eco-Freak**! Do you have a match?)***Obsidia Cannoneers**! Prepare your arrow cannons!*ALSO, I SUMMONED **DELETD** AND HIS FIENDS HERE!I hope you're ready to die! SOMEBODY *BURN* ME TO **FIREY 114**!Oh crap.(sees the **Odyssey** getting *wrecked*) OH SHOOT WE'RE GOING DOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN! (the **Odyssey** crash lands at the ***Nimbus Arena***) Uhh, guys?Is it just me, or...(this thing starts descending) **Meester Pahp**: ...or are we gonna meet our dooms?!
### ***Wave 4orty-5ive**: The Luna-Tic*

*Ain’t no jive, it’s **Wave 4orty-5i**-*IT’S TIME FOR A ***BOSS WAVE***!!!BOSS: **Luna-r Moon**Okay, I’ll do it, as long as we drink some of my *Uber-Power Potions*.OKAY? (FIGHTER ONE)Okay. (FIGHTER TWO)GONNA GO! (FIGHTER THREE)Will you be the backup fighter, **Master Shogun**?*Yes. I sense a heavy fight coming...*This will be the fight of the sector. THE ULTIMATE END OF ***SECTOR 1***, as we journey into ***Sector 2***.This is going to be hard...Nightmare is a powerful class, powered by the dreams of-MAY YOU PLEASE STOP RAMBLING AND START FIGHTING!?Oh, okay then. (*zaps* **Luna-r Moon** for a measly...)(...**25** damage) (975/1000)Of course. It’s a terrible element, but it’s ridiculously strong; hard to control. (*shoots* **LM**)(took **17** damage) (958/1000)Wait, before we make the next move, we must know its moveset.FINE.That was a mouthful.Can someone tell me what happened to the red hat spaceship thing?Well......**Odyssey** status is a group choice.WHAT!?That doesn’t make sense!Can you please get out of our way here? **Meester Pahp** is about to attack.DID YOU LOOK AT THE MOVESET?! OH, THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CHEATING! JUST LIKE HOW RESETTING IS CHEATING.SHAT UP LEMME *WATER GUSH* AS USUAL! (*water gush*)(925/1000)(uses *Luna-r Spawn*)(*spawned* **Luna Loud**)TURN 2(*scratches* **Luna**)(100/150)(*shoots* **Luna** but misses)(LET'S COUNT HOW MUCH TIMES I SAY *WATER GUSH*!)Two?(50/150)(uses *Creeping Shadows* on **MP**)(80/90) (gets the effect and takes **10** damage every turn and his attacks deal **75%** less damage)(uses *FBATR!* on **7ames Vii**)(35/65)TURN 3(takes **10** damage from the effect) (70/90)I'm gonna feel bad about this, won't I? (*runs over* **Luna**)(0/150)(also gets *run over*)(*stunned* for a turn)Well... (*shoots* **LM**)(900/1000)WHY DID I GET TARGETED?! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A HIGHER LEVEL DOESN'T MEAN I'M THE BIGGEST THREAT! (*water gushes*)(800/1000)(three **Blobs** appear and they all use *Blah* on **Blitzy**)(46/70)TURN 4(*zaps* the **Blobs**)(-86/14)(-87/13)(-88/12)(*shoots* **LM**)(770/1000)Oh boy, it's just time to do this! (*water gusher*)(740/1000)*Heal Them!* has been activated.(*spawns* **Luna Girl**)This is gonna suck.TURN 5(*zaps* **Luna Girl**)(100/150)(uses *Seven Shields*)(*water gush*)(50/150)(*heal*)(uses *Insect Attack!*)Four shields left.Good thing we don't get the harmful effect!TURN 6(*zaps* **LG**)(20/150)(*shoots* **LG**)(-30/150)WAAAAAAAAAH- (*water gush*)That’s the sixth time.Yeah.(710/1000)(*spawned* **Birdie**)Oh gosh, not you again.(*stunned*)(*Air Blast*) (85/100)Three shields left!TURN 7(*scratches* **Birdie**)(35/100)(*shoots* **Birdie**)(-15/100)*WATER GUSH*!(650/1000)(*spawns* **Nightmare Moon**)*We interrupt this wave for a few messages from **Dragon Tamer**.*Hey guys.**DT**: Here’s my message: what is this?Whoever guessed it right will get a little boost in-(**Starch-Lord** immediately *inflates* it)NO. HE IS NOT GIVING OUT POWERUPS. NOW BACK TO THE BATTLE.YEAH **DRAGON TAMER**! (does **1,000,000,000,000** damage to **DT**)TURN 8(*runs over* **NM**)(100/150)(*shoots* **NM**)(50/100)(sigh) *Water gush.*WHAT I NEVER EVEN GOT A CHANCE TO ATTA- (0/150)(*stunned* so let’s move on)TURN 9(coughs up an *electric hairball*)(600/1000)(*shoots* **LM**)(530/1000)(*water gush*) (How many times is it said???)Whatever the wave number is.*Fourth wall break seventeen!*(500/1000)*Call-Back* has been activated.(*throws* **LM**)Two shields.(*spawned* **Poe Etree**)(uses *Poe Etree*) (17/17)(*spawns* **Balloona Luna**)TURN 10(*runs over* **Poe Etree** and **BL**)(100/150)(-33/17)(seventeen **Wunsies** *spawned*)(uses *bullet storm*)(50/150)(all **Wunsies** perished)...**Meester Pahp**? You didn't use-*WATER GUSH*! And no, I don't care if I used any other move, **Spahk**!(**BL** *explodes*)NO MORE SHIELDS!(450/1000)(uses *Creeping Shadows*)AGH! (36/70)TURN 11(26/70)(uses *Healing Luck*) (56/70) (effect removed)(65/65)(90/90)(uses *Seven Shields*)(*water gush*)(350/1000)(uses *Luna-r Spawn*)(*spawned* **Luna Loud**)TURN 12(uses *Zippy Zap*)(100/150)(*shoots* **LL**)(50/150)(*water gush*)(0/150)(a **G.I.F.** is *spawned* and it uses *Boing*) (70/70)Six shields.TURN 13This might be the unluckiest.(uses *Ball of Gas*)(250/1000)(the **G.I.F.** pops and the contents inside were also destroyed)*Double Trouble* has been activated.(uses *Bullet Storm*)(100/150)(100/150)THIS IS A NO-GO ATTEMPT! (*water gush*)Everything is (50/150), except **LM**, who is still (250/1000)*Moon-Ball*, *Night-Mare Fuel*. Four shields remain.TURN 14(*zaps* the enemies)(0/150), (0/150), (250/1000) and *stunned*.(*shoots* **LM**)(200/1000)(*water gush*)(100/1000)*Only Slightly Dead* has been activated.(*stunned* so I don't care)TURN 15(*zaps* the enemies)(100/150)(100/150)(100/150)(100/150)(uses *Bullet Storm*)(50/150)(50/150)(50/150)(50/150)SIGH! (*water gush*)Three shields.(*stunned*)(four turns left until no longer *shielded*)TURN 16It’s *shielded*, so attacking is useless! (uses *Seven-Leaf Clover* on everyone)(uses *Bond One-Liner*) Well, you may be shielded, but you never took the time to heal....maybe next time we should NOT attack them fast? ANYWAY! First time, *FILTHY BREATH*! (spits *filthy breath* at **LM**) That should stunlock it!(*stunned* again)**Pouncer** is *spawned* because he wants to disrespect the pattern and it uses *Spike Strips*.(three turns until no longer *shielded*)TURN 17(*scratches* **Pouncer**)(0/50)Two shields left. (uses *Seven Shields*)I'LL BE STUNLOCKIN'! (*filthy breath*)(two turns until no longer *shielded*)TURN 18(drinks another *Uber-Power Potion*)(uses *Casino Swearin’*)Hey **Luna-r Moon**. You’re a (continuously swears like crazy).That’s better.(*filthy breath*) KEEP *STUNLOCKING* IT...(an **Octoblob** *spawns* and it uses *Singsong*)(two **Squareblobs** appear too but they use the same move as the **Octoblob**)(one turn until no longer *stunned*)TURN 19Here, take this *Uber-Power Potion*.Okay. (drinks it)Attacking **LM** does virtually nothing now, so... (does literally nothing) **Meester Pahp**, your turn.(*filthy breath*)(no longer *shielded*)TURN 20(*runs over* **Luna-r Moon**)(**Luna-r Moon** *explodes*)AAAGGGHHHH I’M GONNA STOP YOU!!!(*shoots* **Zazz**)(0/1)
### ***Cutscene 17venteen**: Hard, Knocked-Out Lives*

Well, that sucks.(meanwhile, **DT** is still unconscious...)(...next to **Munk**...)(...and **Bunny**)I have saved this image for this specific special occasion.(*revived*) You know what this comic needs? SONGS.MORE LIKE SOME *FOURLIUM*! Aka, the helium version of the *Four Mask*. (*deflates* all balloons and inflates *Fourlium* into them) (**Munk'**s body pops while being *inflated* with *Fourlium*) (some of the **Munks** are used for the **WAFFLE8888** PARADE FLOAT)Guess who's BACK after the **MLG-Add Comic**! ME, **FIGHTER**!(wakes up) This is gonna be interesting. Also, why are there clones of mah dragons?(four **Funk Munks** are *flying*)THEY’RE A SPECIES!?!?!?Yup, and **Zazz**, I want to say it again.**Starch-Lord**: No, idiot! They're not species, they're powered up **Munks**! Lemme show you! (**Starch-Lord** inflates another **Munk** with *fourlium*)(they *inflate* but their body pops and they gain *monstrous claws*)OH MY GOSH WE SHOULD TRY IT WITH THE OTHER **BALLOONIMALS** I HAVE!!!SIR! I think we should make a **CREEPY CLONE OF BETTY**!ORKAY! (makes a **Creepy Clone of Betty**)I'M NOT EMBRACED TO-STOP *SHOEHORNING* YOURSELF INTO THIS, **LEAKY LOUIE**! (kicks **Leaky Louie**)(**DT** *flies* back to the blimp with a **Paypay**)(then he *inflates* it)DUDE, BALLOONS CAN'T BE THE ONLY THING THAT WE USE! I mean, we need VARIETY.(is seen *inhaling* *fourlium*) What?WHOAKAY, WE DIDN'T TEST THE *FOURLIUM* ON HUMANS BUT-(suddenly **Dragon Tamer** becomes **Giant Ducky Tube Thingy** as it makes a loud *quack*)Ahh, good times.Yes, way before you were **Road Killer**.I went onto **Scratch** and searched *Balloon Buddies*... mind if you look at it closer, **Cuatro**? Remixes perhaps?suhmpleh jahst bucz ye klond piipl dizn miin ur orgh pehYEAH! Just because you cloned **Lunas** doesn't-(throws some **Heartichokes** at **Duhstort** and **Betty**)Now the **Creepy Clone** isn't creepy enough and I need YOUR help, **Cuatro**. You mind searching up *Balloon Buddies* on scratch, then do Control+F and type in "grace" in Control+F?No...Here's what I got: a pink balloon gets some *Capri-Sun* and flies away. Then it's pitch black and it said "*Respect the Pouch*".No, NO, NO, I'M-(clicks the previous remix *Balloon Buddies* has)You know what? Just stuff **Louie** into the *Fourplin jails*.Oh yeah, **Betty**, WE'RE MAKING **BETTY CLONE**!!! The creepier version of you!WHAT- (gets **Heartichoke'**d)So clever, so dapper, ya betta' believe this dice is loaded. Hi-de-ho!Hey, **Cuatro**. Can you check the previous remix for *Balloon Buddies*? I need to make that creepy clone.Already loaded it up for you if you're wondering.**Cuatro**: Here you go.Also, one more thing.OH NO NO NO NO-WRONG ONE! NOT THAT BALLOON! LOOK AT ITS REMIXES! Or... what it remixed.Ugh. I don’t have *time* for this.**Cuatro**: Why not take this **Blankblock** instead?DUDE! WE WANT THIS PLAN TO GO OUT WELL! CAN WE JUST MAKE THE **BETTY CLONE**? I MEAN, I PROMISE TO MAKE IT STRONGER!Well, actually......maybe the previous remix? Do you see a "Thanks to"?Umm...I HAVE GREAT NEWS! At least we found these... things from another dimension!**Willy**: This is **Hummer**.**Willy**: And this is **Pink Jelly**!They look like cr- I mean... uhh...Well don't heckin' fudge up my plan, **Cuatro**! WE NEED MORE THAN BALLOONS! STAHP BEIN' LAZY!Well, there’s more than where that came from.Well, yeah! I’m **King Dice**!میں ایک **خالی بلاک** ہوں! (I’m a **Blankblock**!)Oh come on, **Cuatro**! Don't screw this up for me; I need the **Betty Clone** and I'll tweak it so it unleashes its full potentials! And no, not just CLONE **Betty**.Well, I could only find **Whoopee Cushner**.**Cuatro**: Looks pretty weird, to be honest.OH SHE IS A *WHOOPIEEEEEE CUSSSSHHHIONN* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**Starch-Lord**: OH A GREAT IDEA! Anyways it's time to show you some new enemies to send in... **Magons**...**Starch-Lord**: These marchers...**Starch-Lord**: ...I need to add skulls on these dudes...Starch-Lord: **Springs**... wait no...**Starch-Lord**: **Klump's Lumps**...Hold on... the Jokeboxes!**Cuatro**: Here's a common jokebox.Yes, **TSRITW** once sorted them by rarity.Are you talking about me?No, not you, **Rarity**.**Cuatro**: This one's legendary.**Cuatro**: And this one literally says "OMG" on it, so it has to be good.Also, I found this other thing.A "*Meme-B-Gone*".UNWRAP 'EM! UNWRAP 'EM!OKAY THEN! Let's start with the common one!A **SHROOMINION**!!!!(powers it up to a **Punish-Shroom**)(a **Punish-Shroom** appears)(but it also made another **Shroominion** in the process)Yay...(**Fawcksie** *overinflates* himself)(and *pops*)(**Mouser** gets a *skull* and becomes a **Cranium Breaker**) (credit to **Saranctha**)GOTTA *INFLATE* IT! (*reinflates* **Fawcksie** with *fourlium*)Let's see what's in the legendary jokebox.(**Derpy Hooves** comes out) ...*muffin*?Uhh, no. Would you settle for...**Cuatro**: ...***Duncan'**s Donuts*?*THAT WAS **NOT** LEGENDARY AT ALL!*Well, she *is* a fan favorite...**Cuatro**: Let's see what's inside the OMJokebox!ہیلو، میں ہوں **الف مَدَّة**! (Hello, I’m **Alif-Mad**!)WAIT, HOW ABOUT WE OPEN THE FWE JOKEBOXES?!Yeah, we should open them....they need to be *inflated*.(meanwhile, **Rainbow Dash** is eating dirt)Don’t get mad, **Starch-Lord**.You know what the **Koopa Troop** used? VARIETY. We aren't even using variety in this situation! WHATEVER! I have like 1,000 more of each Jokebox. Hopefully they're not balloons because they're just too overused in our army.YOU WANT VARIETY? I’LL GIVE YOU VARIETY!**Cuatro**: Here’s **Alejandro**.That's not enough. WE GOTTA KIDNAP EVERYBODY, NO MATTER EVIL OR GOOD, AND PUT THEM IN OUR ARMY AND CLONE THEM!**Blaineley** is my name, dishing dirt is my game!RAARARARARARRRRRAAHHAHAHARARRARARRAAAww, you look too feral. Let me fix that. (*cleanses* **Ezekiel**):DDID YOU EVER SEE SO MANY **BLOBS**YOU REALLY NEVER MET(ALL)A BETTER **BLOB** YETWE'RE THE BUSIEST...**blawbs**...Darn, who screwed this up?This is getting out of hoof.That's because I'm calling *more* troops. Also, **Super Balloony**, do I have to pop you with the **VENUS WALK TRAP**?!HI! I'M **SKIBLOB**! And my car is a big ski.Dubl da trubl, wer guna nawt dah! (Double the trouble, we're gonna not die!) (revive after one turn if one of the **Pebbl Trubl** is dead but not the other)ZING!We're those **Bob-Ombs** from **MLG-Add Comic** except in pairs of two.(just *grins*)HI I'M A **PANCAKE**! A **PEGGY**! A **PANCAKE PEGGY**!Ah, I like variety! Now let's get a move on because the **Odyssey** is heading for...**Starch-Lord**: ***TUMB3RLAND***?! **Meester Pahp**: Uhh, guys.Does anybody know how to do *advanced fractions* and stuff? I don't even know how to do math except this land is gonna be filled with math and (sniffs) **Peggies**!I know how to do math, but I don’t know how to *strip off* their...Of what? The **Pancake Peggies** littering the area?**Meester Pahp**: The **Hedgeblobs**?**Meester Pahp**: **Du-bb-l-Tru-bb-l**?**Meester Pahp**: **Blewnblawbs**?WHO CARES!?If I see another **Luna-r Moon**, hopefully it doesn’t involve too many **Lunas**.(a cut to **Starch-Lord** repairing the **Luna-r Moon** says otherwise)Not cool, man. NOT COOL!(cut to real world) Why are your characters somehow knowing what the heck **Starch-Lord** is even doing?I have a connection with **Jack**, remember?(cut to the real world) AND THAT!**TSRITW**!Yeah, don’t ask me why some things happen and why some things don’t.*All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put the seventy-second wall back together again.*Yo, should we let them recruit or what?WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU THE DOUBLE BANG! (makes **Ezekiel** *feral* again)Why would you dew that??Nao wut yuh waytin four? Lit'z keel **da Squud** een... (Now what yo waitin' for? Let's kill the **the Squad** in...)**Pebbl Trubbl**: ...***TUMB3RLAND***!!!
### ***Recruition 4our**: EVERYPONY RUN!*

*It's recruiting time, recruiting time, who's gonna go, who isn't gonna go? Recruiting time, recruiting time, I wanna watch this, so let's go!*Yeah, we’re gonna be *recruited*.Yay.Pfft.AND I WILL DESTROY ALL OF- Excuse me. I gotta strip myself off of this...(**Nightmare Moon** turns back into **Luna (MLP: FiM)**) That’s better.Yeah, I’m gonna join.Well, that was short.(credit to whoever made this) WHAT ABOUT MII?Hey fools! Welcome back to the **Cranium Breaking** show. See you at ***Sector 2A*** as long as **TSRITW** doesn't forget about us! Hopefully not.hi**S T O P I T !**whataboutCan we just move onto the next wave or do I have to break **Craniums** and *break the fourth wall* a million times? Oh well, let's do that! (*breaks the fourth wall* a million times)*¡AlL tHe KiNg”S hOrSeS aNd AlL tHe KiNg”S mEn; CoUlDn”T pUt ThE fOuR mIlLiOn AnD sEvEnTy=SeCoNd WaLl BaCk ToGeThEr AgAiN:*Great. Not only you broke the fourth wall, you also *broke* the fourth wall! *Please stand by. **Random Adventures** is currently experiencing technical difficulties.*