Curious Tales of the Three Kingdoms/Story

* Part 1
* Part 2
* Part 3
* Part 4
* Part 5
* Part 6
* Part 7
* Part 8
* Part 9
* Part 10
* Part 11
* Final Part

Before the Performance

 **Koharu:**Don't worry. We practiced so much. It'll be fine.

 **Koharu:**My heart feels like it's going to jump out of my chest... I need to calm down.

 **Koharu:**That reminds me. Writing "person" on your hand and swallowing it is supposed to help you calm your nerves.

 **Koharu:**Person...

 **Koharu:**How many people was it? Phew. I've got to relax and focus.

 **Hisame:**Koharu-san, are you all right?

 **Koharu:**Huh?

 **Hisame:**You've been facing the wall and mumbling to yourself.

 **Koharu:**Oh, I'm fine... I was just practicing my lines.

 **Hisame:**This odd atmosphere sure is nerve wracking. It's different from our usual stages...

 **Koharu:**Yes. Comedy relies on the audience's reaction... Humor is everything. That's what the audience is looking for too.

 **Hisame:**I wonder if our Three Kingdoms will be able to deliver.

**Koharu & Hisame:**......

 **Suzu:**Whoa! Look at all those people in the audience!

 **Koharu:**Suzu doesn't look the least bit nervous.

 **Hisame:**I'm jealous.

 **Suzu:**What are you two whispering about? It's almost time! Get excited!

 **Hisame:**Aren't you nervous at all?

 **Suzu:**Nervous? Hmm, I think I'm more excited right now than nervous.

 **Koharu:**Huh?

 **Suzu:**We did a full rehearsal in front of the stage dept the other day. Everyone laughed and really enjoyed our performance.

 **Hisame:**You had too much fun and started putting in ad-libs though.

 **Suzu:**Those weren't ad-libs. They were simply lines that weren't a part of the script!

 **Hisame:**That's what ad-libs are! Don't you dare try to pull a stint like that during the actual performance. It'll ruin the tempo.

 **Suzu:**Okaaay.

 **Suzu:**Anyways! So what I was trying to say is that our "Curious Tales of the Three Kingdoms" will be fine! We just need to have confidence in our acting and it'll reach the audience for sure!

 **Koharu:**Yes, Suzu's right. We've prepared as much as we can, all that's left to do is to put our everything into the performance.

 **Hisame:**Yes. Let's bring the world of the Three Kingdoms to life.

 **Suzu:**On our honor as Seiran's Comediennes!

 **Hisame:**Wait a minute. What did you just say?

 **Suzu:**Huh? On our honor as Seiran's Comediennes...

 **Hisame:**I don't like the sound of that.

 **Suzu:**Whaaat? I thought it sounded pretty good.

***\*buzz\****

 **Hisame:**All right, let's go. We have to be on stage before the curtain rises for the first act.

 **Suzu:**Hey, wait!

 **Koharu:**Heh heh.

 **Koharu:**Oh...My heart is no longer hammering.

 **Koharu:**I'll be fine as long as Suzu and Hisame are on the stage with me. Okay, let's do this.

Peach Oath

 **Liu Bei:**"On this day, I, Liu Bei, shall become sworn brothers with Zhang Fei and Guan Yu!"

**Liu Bei & Guan Yu & Zhang Fei:**"The three of us may have been born with different surnames, yet we have come together as brothers!"

 **Liu Bei:**"With our hearts as one, we shall save those in poverty."

 **Guan Yu:**"We swear to serve the country and bring peace to the people."

 **Zhang Fei:**"We may have been born on different days—"

**Liu Bei & Guan Yu & Zhang Fei:**"But may we die on the same day!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Guan Yu! Zhang Fei!"

**Liu Bei & Guan Yu & Zhang Fei:**"Cheers!"

 **Liu Bei:**"The capital of Luoyang has been seized and the emperor is nothing but a puppet for the rebels! Our country is in imminent danger! Why have the feudal lords not stepped in?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Where is the hero who worries for our country!?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Where is the hero to guide the people!?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"You tell 'em, brother!"

 **Liu Bei:**"There is unrest among the people. The country is rife with war. The people have no hope for tomorrow..."

 **Liu Bei:**"A hero is what we need in such troubled times."

 **Guan Yu:**"And who may this hero be?"

 **Liu Bei:**"I, Liu Bei, son of Liu Sheng, Prince of Zhongshan, will be the hero to put an end to these chaotic times!!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"You said it! That's our brother!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother..."

 **Liu Bei:**"I live from hand to mouth. I have no money, no power, no support... But! My concern for the country is second to none!"

 **Liu Bei:**"I will give my life to revive the Han dynasty!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Splendid...! You are the true hero! I have been convinced!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Guan Yu, Zhang Fei... Will you help me?"

 **Guan Yu:**"My life belongs to all of us. Let us walk our final journey together."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Even if you told us not to follow you, we wouldn't have let you go!"

 **Liu Bei:**"\*sniffle\* Thank you... Thank you, brother."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Today is the first day of our new beginning! Don't be such a sissy! Come now! Let us drink!"

**Liu Bei & Guan Yu & Zhang Fei:**"Cheers!"

 **Liu Bei:**"\*hiccup\* Mrgh? Huh? We're out. Hey, Zhang Fei, bring the drinks."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Wha? I'm empty too. That's strange. We had two 5 liter jugs."

 **Liu Bei:**"Did we really drink that much...? Ha ha, we're a couple o' heavyweights."

 **Guan Yu:**"We've drank too much. Let's call it a night."

 **Liu Bei:**"Hnrgh?"

 **Guan Yu:**"...What's the matter?"

 **Liu Bei:**"\*hiccup\*...Guan Yu, you're not drunk at all."

 **Guan Yu:**"I am a little drunk..."

 **Liu Bei:**"A lil!? We're both THIS much drunk! Guan Yu is only a LIL' drunk!"

 **Liu Bei:**"I'm sad, Zhang Fei. I wanted to get closer to Guan Yu and drank 'til 'm dead drunk. But he still doesn't fully trust me."

 **Guan Yu:**"No! That's not true!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Leave it to me! I shall drink Guan Yu under the table!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Argh, there's no more alcohol—!"

 **Liu Bei:**"AH—! That's right—!"

 **Guan Yu:**"As we have decided to revive the Han dynasty, tomorrow we must recruit volunteers and prepare for war. Let's wrap it up tonight."

 **Zhang Fei:**"My brother. What do we have here?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Zhang Fei. It's money! And lots of it!"

 **Guan Yu:**"You mustn't! This is our war fund!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Aw, no need to look so scary. We're not gonna use ALL of it."

 **Guan Yu:**"No."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Stingy devil."

 **Guan Yu:**"Who are you calling a stingy devil!? This money is to be used to restore peace to the land! It is not to be used for your own self-interest!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Guan Yu..."

 **Guan Yu:**"W-What is it?"

 **Liu Bei:**"What is...peace?"

 **Guan Yu:**"It is reviving the Han dynasty and guiding the people to peace and order."

 **Liu Bei:**"Yes, that's part of it. But that's not all."

 **Guan Yu:**"That's not all? Then pray tell, what is peace to you, brother?"

 **Liu Bei:**"To me, peace is... There's not enough drink for me to be talkin' 'bout this."

 **Zhang Fei:**"That's a problem! I shall buy all the alcohol in this tavern!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Wait a minute! That money..."

 **Liu Bei:**"Don't worry, brothers. This conversation shall bring us closer to peace."

 **Guan Yu:**"...Really?"

 **Liu Bei:**"You don't believe your brother?"

 **Guan Yu:**"I cannot believe you."

 **Liu Bei:**"Haha, don't look so serious. Cunning plans may come unexpectedly when I'm drunk."

 **Guan Yu:**"..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Have I made a mistake when I decided to follow this person for life...?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Hrngh? Guan Yu has two heads now. Am I drunk? I must be drunk! Hahahaha!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Are we really going to be okay!?"

Rise

 **Zhang Fei:**"Old man! Bring us more drinks! What? You're out of alcohol? Idiot! You have no drinks for the great Zhang Fei whose name will soon be known far and wide! What's the meaning of this?!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Quit it, Zhang Fei. Your shouting isn't going to make it appear miraculously."

 **Zhang Fei:**"What's the matter? You look glum. Do you have a stomachache?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Glad you look like you're having fun."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Are you not, brother? I'm having fun everyday just drinking with my brothers!"

 **Liu Bei:**"People seem to gather around me for some reason. The other day, some wealthy merchants looked at my face and said I have the face of a dragon who talks big or somethin' and left me some money... \*hiccup\*"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Oh! And we'll make a voluntary army with that money..."

 **Liu Bei:**"That was the plan! But we ended up drinkin'! What do we do about the money? We'll never be able to pay 'em back!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Nothin' we can do. We drank it away. No bringin' it back."

 **Liu Bei:**"Damnit! I have no money, no power. Why does everyone have such high expectations of me?! Try understanding my feelings as the one who has to shoulder it all!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"You're good at talking so everyone's been fooled."

 **Liu Bei:**"Well, it's all just talk."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Out of the mouth comes evil."

 **Liu Bei:**"It's the alcohol's fault! Just one sip and these lips go loose. It's not my fault!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"And also that face of yours."

 **Liu Bei:**"You making fun of me?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"You should be sorry for your face and the brains you were born with."

 **Liu Bei:**"Damnit! I'll talk to Dr. Hua Tuo to get plastic surgery! And my brains... I'll hit my head with wood everyday to become stupid!"

 **Liu Bei:**"So, please everyone! Stop expecting things from me! Ahhhh!"

 **Guan Yu:**"What is all this fuss about?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Whoa! ...Oh, it's Guan Yu. You scared me. I thought the merchants had come to collect the money."

 **Guan Yu:**"\*sigh\* You are a mess... Hiding from the merchants... Where's all that big talk about reviving the Han dynasty?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Mrngh? Did I say somethin' like that?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Yes, you did! I won't let you say you've forgotten!!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Yes, I did say that. I remember now."

 **Zhang Fei:**"But you know? We kinda need an army if we're to revive the Han dynasty."

 **Guan Yu:**"We spent the war fund that's supposed to be used for recruiting soldiers on alcohol! Argh, damnit!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Now, now, brother. Calm down."

 **Guan Yu:**"\*sigh\* There's no use crying over spilt milk. We are penniless, so there is only one thing we can do right now."

 **Liu Bei:**"What is this brilliant plan of yours?"

 **Guan Yu:**"We apply for the voluntary army! We make a name for ourselves as soldiers! That is the only chance for us to prove ourselves!"

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Well...that may be a bit... You know..."

 **Liu Bei:**"Yes. If we go on the battlefield, we could get hurt. Or worse yet, die..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Of course. Because we're going to battle."

 **Liu Bei:**"Aside from going to battle, the other choice would be..."

 **Guan Yu:**"We have no other choice."

 **Liu Bei:**"Another way to revive the Han dynasty without going to battle would be..."

 **Guan Yu:**"If you have an idea, do share."

 **Liu Bei:**"We can discuss..."

 **Guan Yu:**"There is no resolution! Who do you think will listen to us when no one knows who we are!?"

 **Liu Bei:**"That's the problem! Listen. We're no-name amateurs with no battlefield experience! We can't accomplish anything on the battlefield!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Am I right? Being scared out of our wits and making it back alive without doing anything would be the most we could do."

 **Guan Yu:**"You swore to give your life to revive the Han dynasty. Was that oath we swore at the peach garden a lie?"

 **Liu Bei:**"...I said that?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Yes, you did."

 **Liu Bei:**"That I would give my life?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Yup."

 **Liu Bei:**"I did!?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Full of confidence."

 **Liu Bei:**"I wish I could go back and knock some sense into my past self!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Let's get going. Our enemy is the Yellow Turban. Our goal is to suppress the rise of farmer-soldiers. The best opponents to start with, no?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Can we just watch from the back?"

 **Guan Yu:**"We are foot soldiers. We will most likely be on the front lines."

 **Liu Bei:**"F-Front lines!?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Oh, no! I'm done for! My life was short lived!"

 **Guan Yu:**"No! We will find a way out of this fatal situation! No matter what obstacles come our way, the three of us will conquer it together! Come! Let the world know our name!"

Off to Battle

 **Liu Bei:**"We've been walking for so long... My feet hurt, my throat is dry, I'm tired, I want to go home..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Liu Bei is mumbling to himself."

 **Guan Yu:**"Leave him be. I'm sure he's just whining again."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Are we nearing the battlefield?"

 **Guan Yu:**"We don't have the money for horses. It will take a while to get there on foot."

 **Zhang Fei:**"So the battle could be over by the time we arrive."

 **Liu Bei:**"ARGH! My stomach is in absolutely crucial pain!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Brother! Are you okay?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Hurk, no. The pain is too great, I can't... I cannot take another step!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Oh no! Let's move you under the shade..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Zhang Fei, wait. Brother, is your stomach actually in pain?"

 **Liu Bei:**"The pain came all of a sudden. It must have been those buns we ate... Ugh!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Then I suppose we'll just have to leave you here."

 **Liu Bei:**"Wha—?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"What? We're just going to leave our brother here alone?"

 **Guan Yu:**"We cannot fight while protecting a wounded soldier. It's unfortunate, but this is as far as he will go."

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Worry not, my brother. Zhang Fei and I will carry on your wish to revive Han dynasty. Come, let's go."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Brother! Wait for me!"

 **Liu Bei:**"What...? They really left...? Seriously? Where...am I?"

 **Liu Bei:**"I have no sense of direction..."

 **Liu Bei:**"You're just playing around, right? You must be hiding behind those rocks over there, huh?"

 **Liu Bei:**"...They're not here."

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

 **Liu Bei:**"Hey! Guan Yu! Zhang Fei! Don't leave me behind!"

 **Guan Yu:**"I knew it..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"So you CAN walk."

 **Liu Bei:**"I'm sorry. So please, don't leave me by myself."

 **Guan Yu:**"Don't even try to pull any tricks to delay things."

 **Liu Bei:**"I know. I'll walk properly this time."

 **Guan Yu:**"\*sigh\* This makes me worry about the future... Hm?"

**Yellow Turban:**"Imperial power is dead! The Yellow Turban will rise!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Those people over there with a yellow cloth wrapped around their heads are shouting something."

 **Guan Yu:**"That's the Yellow Turban!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Guan Yu! Are they all enemies?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Yes. What a golden opportunity! Let's take them down and make a name for ourselves!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Wait, hold up! Do you SEE their numbers? There are hundreds of them!"

 **Guan Yu:**"So?"

 **Liu Bei:**"What do you mean, so? Are you stupid? The three of us won't be a match for them!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Oh, they noticed us."

 **Liu Bei:**"What!?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Oh no, this is bad! They're coming over!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother, I have a plan."

 **Liu Bei:**"Forget it, just run! If we can make it, we're the victors!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Aaargh! I ain't gonna die here!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Huff... Pant... Where am I? Guan Yu? Zhang Fei?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Don't tell me... I'm the only one who survived...!"

 **Liu Bei:**"No... No, that can't be. Those two won't go down so easily."

 **Liu Bei:**"Ngh, it's cold. Will anyone come to save me?"

 **????:**"Who's there?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Eek!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Brother...? Oh, brother! Thank goodness you're alive!!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Zhang Fei!! I'm so glad you're okay!!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Where's Guan Yu?"

 **Liu Bei:**"...I'm the only one here."

 **Zhang Fei:**"...I see."

 **Liu Bei:**"I hope he is okay..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"He's probably hiding somewhere. Let's go find him."

 **Liu Bei:**"Yeah."

 **Zhang Fei:**"When we get back, let's stuff ourselves with buns and drink until we're swimming!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Yes...let's do that..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Hm? Is that a bonfire? It's a fort! Brother, we're saved!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Oh, thank god! Hey, over here!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Brother, wait!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Why?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Look at their flag."

 **Liu Bei:**"What? Imperial power is dead... The Yellow Turban will rise... Don't tell me, this is...!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"It's the Yellow Turban's fortress!"

Great Military Achievement

 **Zhang Fei:**"It's the Yellow Turban's fortress!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Shh, be quiet. Luckily they haven't noticed us yet. We'll back away slowly and make our escape."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Quietly..."

 **Liu Bei:**"Don't make a sound..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Careful..."

 **Liu Bei:**"Don't breathe..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Brothers! Where are you, my brothers?!"

 **Liu Bei:**"That fool! ...Shall we pretend we're strangers?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"No, it's too late."

**Zhang Fei & Liu Bei:**"Shush! Be quiet!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother! Thank goodness! Zhang Fei, you're okay too!

 **Liu Bei:**"Fool! Be quiet! The enemy's fortress is over there!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Fortress? Oh, the Yellow Turban!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"They probably noticed us. Can you run?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Wait. Something is amiss... It's too quiet. Let's go take a look."

 **Liu Bei:**"Stop! Don't provoke them further!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Oh no. There he goes... What do we do?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"All we can do is wait. I don't know if he's stupid or just reckless..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"I can already imagine it. Our brother running from the fort, chased by hundreds of men from the Yellow Turban."

 **Liu Bei:**"There he is! Hm? Wait a minute... He's all by himself."

 **Guan Yu:**"Rejoice, my brothers! The enemy is sound asleep!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Huh?"

 **Guan Yu:**"The enemy is passed out drunk. Even the soldiers on lookout!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Huh?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"But why?"

 **Guan Yu:**"I see! That time..."

 **Liu Bei:**"Forget it, just run! If we can make it, we're the victors!"

 **Guan Yu:**"So you were running away to look for the enemy's fort... You purposely made them think they won, so they would let their guard down!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Yes?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Sun Tzu's 'The Art of War' also had a similar tactic... I am deeply impressed with your ingenious scheme, brother!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"I don't think that was it."

 **Liu Bei:**"Y-Yeah, that's right! I was pretending to run away!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Wow. He has no shame. He went along with it."

 **Guan Yu:**"I was wrong about you, brother. Please accept my deepest apologies."

 **Liu Bei:**"It's fine as long as you understand now."

 **Guan Yu:**"Let's attack!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Huh? What did you just say?"

 **Guan Yu:**"It's time to strike!"

 **Liu Bei:**"No, no, no! Even if they're sleeping, it's too risky to attack with only the three of us!"

 **Guan Yu:**"We're not alone! Everyone!"

**Soldiers:**"Yeah!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Wow, volunteer soldiers!"

 **Guan Yu:**"I brought the soldiers who had fled. We have around 50 men. With these numbers, we should be able to take down this fortress."

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"It appears we've happened upon a great opportunity, brother."

 **Liu Bei:**"Ngh..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Now! Your orders!"

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

 **Liu Bei:**"Once I give the order...I won't be able to return to those days when I sold woven mats."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Brother, make the call."

 **Guan Yu:**"Give the order!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Ahem..."

 **Guan Yu:**"With a voice that will reach the heavens!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Oh, I don't care anymore!"

 **Liu Bei:**"I, Liu Bei, son of Liu Sheng, Prince of Zhongshan, command you! In the name of Han, take down the enemy in the fortress!"

Another Great Military Achievement

 **Zhang Fei:**"We won! A great victory!"

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

 **Guan Yu:**"We have captured the Yellow Turban's general. The name of our Liu Bei army will spread across the nation."

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother, we are now one step closer to reviving the Han dynasty."

 **Liu Bei:**"...Yes."

 **Guan Yu:**"We will use the bounty from the battle to gather soldiers and prepare for war. Let's take on the world!"

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"What's the matter? Aren't you happy? We won!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Guan Yu, why don't we forget about raising an army?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother... It is too late to be saying things like that."

 **Liu Bei:**"We won that battle purely out of luck... If we made one false step, we would've all died."

 **Guan Yu:**"Luck?"

 **Liu Bei:**"No, I mean, no matter how carefully you plan, at the end it's all up to luck."

 **Guan Yu:**"I see. You may be right."

 **Guan Yu:**"War is a scramble for life. We never know when we may lose ours."

 **Liu Bei:**"...You're right."

 **Guan Yu:**"But do not worry, brother. I will protect you!"

 **Liu Bei:**"No, that's not what I meant..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Even if it costs me my life!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Yes, I'm happy to hear that, but... Let's try thinking of other ways that don't include going to war..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Look! So many volunteer soldiers have gathered here because of you!"

**Volunteer Soldiers:**"Liu Bei Army! Hurrah!"

 **Liu Bei:**"...Yes?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Hahahaha! I wanted to surprise you, so I've been preparing."

 **Liu Bei:**"Everyone...in this tavern?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Yes! They are all volunteer soldiers! They all want to revive the Han dynasty together with you!"

 **Liu Bei:**"No way—!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Did I surprise you?"

 **Liu Bei:**"You did... But it's my first time I've been this unhappy over a surprise..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Heh heh, this is just the beginning. Next we'll have the soldiers march in perfect order..."

 **Liu Bei:**"Wait a minute!"

 **Guan Yu:**"...It doesn't please you?"

 **Liu Bei:**"No... Things are just moving so fast, I can't keep up..."

 **Guan Yu:**"I apologize for recruiting volunteer soldiers by my own judgment. But we must act fast in these troubled times."

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"I understand how you feel. But there's no need to think too hard about it. You should get a feel for what it's like to be a general."

 **Liu Bei:**"Zhang Fei, you're fine with this? You could die if we go to war."

 **Zhang Fei:**"No one knows when they'll die. So I'd rather live a short life that's fun."

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Let's just enjoy a drink or two while we're still alive."

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

Battlefield

 **Liu Bei:**"Whoa! Wait a minute! Eek!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Brother! Are you well!?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Do I LOOK well to you!? I almost died 10 times already!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Our allies are routed! At this rate, we'll be wiped out!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Where's Guan Yu!?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"He's over there!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Aaaarggh—!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Hiyaah—!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Rawwwrgh—"

 **Guan Yu:**"You're no match for me! Is there no one else stronger than me!?"

 **Liu Bei:**"...I didn't know Guan Yu was that strong."

 **Zhang Fei:**"It's best to give him a wide berth."

 **Liu Bei:**"You're right. We'll let him be."

 **Zhang Fei:**"We need to find an opening and get out of here."

 **Liu Bei:**"What do we do?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"I'll charge ahead, you stay close behind me."

 **Liu Bei:**"Oh! Wait, Zhang Fei!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"What's the matter?"

 **Liu Bei:**"That's...um..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"We don't have time! If you have something you want to say, you need to hurry!"

 **Liu Bei:**"You hate bugs, don't you? Listen to me carefully... There is a bug on your shoulder."

 **Zhang Fei:**"What....? A bug...? A cute one?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Not cute. I'll get it for you, so don't move."

 **Zhang Fei:**"W-W-What kind of bug?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Those hard looking ones with a lot of legs."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Centipede!? Eeeek—!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Zhang Fei! Don't leave me alone! Uh oh, what now...?"

**Enemy Soldier:**"Liu Bei is over there! Catch him!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Wait! I'm not Liu Bei. I just look like him... Ow! There's no need for violence. I'm not going to resist!"

**Enemy Soldier:**"General, we've got him! Be quiet!"

**Enemy General:**"You're Liu Bei."

 **Liu Bei:**"You're mistaken!"

**Enemy General:**"No, you're Liu Bei. I remember your face."

 **Liu Bei:**"Is that so? I don't remember you at all."

**Enemy General:**"Don't play stupid. I carry no resentment for you, but take this as a lesson. This is as far as you'll go."

 **Liu Bei:**"Please wait! Killing me isn't worth it! It's actually the opposite! If you kill me, a vicious man carrying the Green Dragon Crescent Blade will—!"

**Enemy General:**"Hurk!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Wha—?"

**Enemy Soldier:**"General! The general is...dead...! Liu Bei! What have you done!?"

 **Liu Bei:**No...I did nothing..."

**Enemy Soldier:**"You scoundrel, what sorcery did you use!?"

 **Liu Bei:**"It's an arrow. There's an arrow sticking out of his forehead... I think he was just unlucky and got hit."

**Enemy Soldier:**"Retreat! Retreat—!"

 **Liu Bei:**"What? I'm saved...?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother! Are you well!?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Yeah, somehow..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Did you take down this fallen man?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Oh... Kind of, I guess."

 **Guan Yu:**"This man... It can't be...!"

 **Liu Bei:**"I didn't find out until afterwards, but the man who was struck by an arrow in front of me was the enemy's commanding general."

**High Official:**"You have my deepest gratitude for saving this country! Liu Bei Army is the true hero! Liu Bei Army! Hurrah!"

**High Officials:**"Liu Bei Army! Hurrah!"

 **Liu Bei:**"I didn't do anything, but they're calling me the hero who took down the enemy general. All these important people started praising me and I was even given a castle."

 **Liu Bei:**"It's nice to be able to live luxuriously, but...I'm scared. I feel like something awful is going to happen..."

Cao Cao Attacks

 **Zhang Fei:**"I can't believe it."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Liu Bei sold straw mats, Guan Yu was a castle gatekeeper, and I'm the butcher's son... Yet now, we are castle owners."

 **Liu Bei:**"You never know what life will throw your way."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Delicious! The drink after victory is worth more than gold!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"That reminds me. How did you know the enemy was lying in the bush in that battle?"

 **Liu Bei:**"How could I have known? It was by chance."

 **Zhang Fei:**"I knew it! Guan Yu was so pleased because he thought you saw through the enemy's plan."

 **Liu Bei:**"Guan Yu has faith in me, so I couldn't tell him the truth..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Luck is also a skill! Cheers!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Yes...That's right. Have the food supplies gone around to the people?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Of course! The soldiers have opened the food storage and are distributing boiled rice."

 **Zhang Fei:**"The previous castle owner must've been a nasty fellow. His people were starving to death; yet, he had mountains of gold and silver."

 **Liu Bei:**"We know what it is like to starve. We will treat the people like family."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Yeah! Rich country, strong army, right? If the people live well, we can form a strong army!"

 **Liu Bei:**"You're talking like a full-fledged general now, aren't ya!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Heh. You should know the soldiers call me fierce."

 **Liu Bei:**"Zhang Fei? Fierce? Hahaha, surely you jest."

 **Zhang Fei:**"It's thanks to my appearance. They say I look fierce just by standing on the battlefield. The enemy is afraid of me and doesn't dare to draw near."

 **Liu Bei:**"I'm jealous. If only I had your looks..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother! There is a crisis!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Oh, Guan Yu."

 **Guan Yu:**"You're drinking in the middle of the day again..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Never mind that. Cao Cao's army has invaded our territory!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Cow Cow... Who's that?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Cao Cao! He unified the Hebei region in one fell swoop—the general with the most power right now."

 **Liu Bei:**"Wait a minute! Why is a general like that here..."

 **Guan Yu:**"There's no time to waste. I will put the troops in battle formation at once. Brother, you need to prepare as well!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Oh no... Oh no, Zhang Fei! What do we do?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"What do you mean? There's no choice but to do it—with ferocity."

 **Liu Bei:**"The opponent is a true general! He's on a completely different level from the thieves we've been fighting! We're all going to die!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"This guy is probably...being tested by the heavens."

 **Liu Bei:**"Huh?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Your luck is being tested."

 **Liu Bei:**"My...luck..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Those who achieve great things are usually those with luck. Believe. We can win this."

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"I will place my bet on your luck!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Okay... Let's do this."

 **Zhang Fei:**"We lost—! We're completely destroyed—!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Zhang Fei! You told me to believe!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"This is impossible. There's no winning for us."

 **Guan Yu:**"They've reached the castle. Brother, what do we do?"

 **Liu Bei:**"I have to decide?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Of course. You're the castle owner."

 **Liu Bei:**"What...What do you think we should do?"

 **Guan Yu:**"You only have two choices. We either hold out and fight or abandon the castle and run."

 **Liu Bei:**"Only two choices..."

Defeat And...

 **Guan Yu:**"You only have two choices. We either hold out and fight or abandon the castle and run."

 **Liu Bei:**"Only two choices..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"The ultimate decision."

 **Liu Bei:**"Guan Yu, what would you do?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Based on the current situation, abandoning the castle and running away would be the smart move. But personally, I would like to hold it out and fight until the end."

 **Guan Yu:**"I've heard of Xiahaou Dun, a fierce general in Cao Cao's army! I wish to fight him! My Green Dragon Crescent Blade is bloodthirsty tonight!"

 **Liu Bei:**"All right, let's run. Zhang Fei, get ready."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Brother, you're okay with this?"

 **Liu Bei:**"I have no intention of going up against a battle maniac."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Can you give up your life here?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Huh?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Rich food, delicious alcohol, a comfortable life with servants... Can you give up all of that?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Well..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"I don't want to give it up... I don't want to give up this life of luxury..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"I don't want to live poorly anymore! I want to enjoy life! I want food to appear in front of me without me having to lift a finger!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Are you aware of what terrible things you are saying?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother, your decision."

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Let us fight! Even if we die while defending this castle, we fight!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Wait, Zhang Fei! Don't be so hasty!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Looks like we all agree. It's decided then."

 **Liu Bei:**"Were you even listening to me? I said we abandon the castle and run!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Brother, we still haven't given it our all yet."

 **Liu Bei:**"What?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Up until now, we've relied on your luck."

 **Zhang Fei:**"So even I do not know how much power is hidden within me."

 **Liu Bei:**"You don't HAVE any power."

 **Zhang Fei:**"With your luck! Guan Yu's valor!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"And the fierce Zhang Fei's awakening! If we put our everything into this fight..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"...There's no way we would've won."

 **Liu Bei:**"...To be honest, it's a miracle we're still alive."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Well, I've never fought before, so I thought I might actually be strong... I guess that was just a false impression. Hahaha!"

 **Liu Bei:**"This isn't funny! We could've died!"

 **Guan Yu:**"I guess this is it. Let's abandon the castle and run."

 **Liu Bei:**"\*sigh\* Well that glory was short lived."

 **Liu Bei:**"And that's how the three of us started on our long life on the run."

 **Liu Bei:**"With the Cao Cao army hot on our heels, we escaped to the south and continued to the west."

 **Liu Bei:**"With nowhere to go, we are chased day and night. We lose our hope for tomorrow and despair weighs heavily on our souls."

 **Liu Bei:**"One day, I could not even remember my own dream."

Wandering Journey

 **Liu Bei:**"Where does this path lead to...?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Let's just pray it's not a dead end..."

 **Liu Bei:**"How many days has it been since we left the castle?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Around one month. We've lost a lot of our men."

 **Liu Bei:**"I see... Hey, Guan Yu. What do you think the world is?"

 **Guan Yu:**"The world is what's underneath the skies. So the land the people live on."

 **Liu Bei:**"The land... Then are we fighting for this land? Why are people killing each other for something like land?"

 **Guan Yu:**"That's..."

 **Liu Bei:**"I no longer know what I am fighting for."

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Brother! Can we bring these people along with us?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Zhang Fei, who are these people?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Citizens who have lost their homes to the war. They have nowhere to go, so I thought we could take them with us."

 **Guan Yu:**"We can't. With citizens in tow, we won't be able to travel fast enough. And then Cao Cao's army will catch up to us."

 **Zhang Fei:**"We just have to be able to protect them."

 **Guan Yu:**"Where do you see the troops to protect them with?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Then are you saying we just abandon them?"

 **Guan Yu:**"....Ngh."

 **Zhang Fei:**"The citizens here say they want to follow us and not Cao Cao! How could you just abandon them!?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Sacrifices have to be made...for the greater cause."

 **Zhang Fei:**"What!?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Stop it, you two! We'll take the citizens with us."

 **Guan Yu:**"Please rethink your decision. If the Cao Cao army catches up with us, our army will be wiped out."

 **Liu Bei:**"Even so, we will bring them with us."

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother..."

 **Liu Bei:**"They're still willing to follow me. If I abandon the citizens here, I'd be breaking the Peach Oath. And also..."

 **Liu Bei:**"The citizens are family. I cannot abandon family."

 **Guan Yu:**"..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Our brother may be weak and pathetic, but he is kinder than anyone else."

 **Guan Yu:**"...I understand. 1000 kilometers ahead is Jingzhou, governed by Liu Biao. He is your kinsman, so he should take us in."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Why didn't you say that earlier!?"

 **Guan Yu:**"If I had told you, you would've relaxed and started drinking."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Well, that's..."

 **Liu Bei:**"Can't deny it."

 **Guan Yu:**"We still haven't escaped from Cao Cao's army yet. Stay on guard."

 **Liu Bei:**"All right! I can see light at the end of the tunnel... Zhang Fei! Arrange the troops to protect the citizens!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Understood!"

**Liu Bei Troops:**"General! The Cao Cao army is on our tail!"

 **Liu Bei:**"The Cao Cao army!?"

 **Guan Yu:**"Already...!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"What do we do? Do we attack?"

 **Guan Yu:**"That's too reckless. There's no way we can fight and protect the citizens with our numbers..."

 **Liu Bei:**"..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Brother, what do we do!?"

 **Liu Bei:**"...!"

Fierce Zhang Fei

 **Liu Bei:**"...!"

 **Guan Yu:**"It's hell if we run and hell if we fight back. If it's going to be hell either way, then let us choose the one that leads to hope in the future."

 **Liu Bei:**"Hope?"

 **Guan Yu:**"I, Zhang Fei, and the rest of the soldiers here will stay behind while you make haste for Jingzhou. We will buy you some time."

 **Liu Bei:**"I can't do that! I can't leave you behind and run!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"No, there's no other way."

 **Liu Bei:**"Zhang Fei, even you..."

 **Guan Yu:**"There is a river a couple kilometers ahead with a narrow bridge that only allows for one person to pass through at a time. That is where we will fight back."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Leave it to us."

 **Liu Bei:**"No... I won't allow that!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"I'm the fierce Zhang Fei. I alone am enough to handle the Cao Cao army."

 **Liu Bei:**"You're no fierce general! You're just Zhang Fei! If you go, you'll die!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Oh, shut up. Hurry along to Jingzhou and prepare a welcome banquet for us."

 **Zhang Fei:**"We'll be right after you."

 **Liu Bei:**"Zhang Fei!! Wait! Don't go!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother, forgive us for breaking the Peach Oath."

 **Liu Bei:**"That's right... You made an oath! We were born on different days, but we die together!"

 **Guan Yu:**"I am sorry."

 **Liu Bei:**"I'm coming with you."

 **Guan Yu:**"We can't have that."

 **Liu Bei:**"What am I supposed to do without the two of you..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Get a hold of yourself!"

 **Liu Bei:**"...!"

 **Guan Yu:**"You swore to give your life to revive the Han dynasty! You're the only one who can put an end to these chaotic times!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother, as long as you live, so will our dream."

 **Guan Yu:**"It is our honor to die to protect you."

 **Liu Bei:**"\*sniffle\*"

 **Guan Yu:**"Farewell."

 **Liu Bei:**"Wait! Guan Yu, wait! Please...wait."

 **Liu Bei:**"My dream... I don't know anymore..."

 **Liu Bei:**"Reviving the Han dynasty... Is that dream really worth the sacrifice of my friends and people...? I don't know..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Brother..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"So that's the Cao Cao army... There's at least a few thousand mounted soldiers."

 **Zhang Fei:**"How terrifying... Haha, my legs are shaking."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Ahh... I wanted to live a fun life and look where I am now."

 **Zhang Fei:**"It's all your fault it turned out like this. It's because you're a weak and pathetic idiot who can't do anything..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"I can't help but want to take care of you. A role with no benefit..."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Live for our share as well, brother... \*inhale\*"

 **Zhang Fei:**"I am Zhang Fei! Come at me if you have the guts! I'll take on all of you!"

Liu Bei's World

 **Guan Yu:**"Your survival is for the sake of the common people. Please go."

 **Liu Bei:**"...I'm sorry, Guan Yu. I cannot do that."

 **Liu Bei:**"You two are more important to me than reviving the Han dynasty... I'm sorry."

 **Guan Yu:**"\*sigh\* What am I going to do with you? I curse myself for swearing allegiance to a ruler like you."

 **Liu Bei:**"Sorry."

 **Guan Yu:**"But I wasn't wrong."

 **Liu Bei:**"Huh...?"

 **Guan Yu:**"They say those who lose everything to war and disaster go back to their family."

 **Guan Yu:**"Have you noticed? You have citizens all around you. If you start walking, they will walk too. If you stop, so will they."

 **Guan Yu:**"They will continue to follow you no matter how pathetic you become, because they think of you as family. You're the one who made them feel that way."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Come and kill me if you can! You're not getting past me even if I die!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Everyone loves you."

 **Liu Bei:**"...!"

 **Liu Bei:**"I see... Thank you, Guan Yu. I can see the world now."

 **Guan Yu:**"The world?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Yes, this must be what my world is. Everyone who is following me regardless of where their best interests lie is my world."

 **Liu Bei:**"Cao Cao's world may be the vast land of China, but my world is right here!"

 **Liu Bei:**"I will fight for everyone's sake!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Pfft... If that is what you have decided, we will follow."

 **Liu Bei:**"Listen, everyone! We will hold back the Cao Cao army! Meanwhile, all of you escape to Jingzhou! We will be right behind you, so wait for us there!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Shall we?"

 **Liu Bei:**"Yes, let's move."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Huh? I'm all by myself, so why aren't they attacking me?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Is it because they are scared of my strength..."

 **Guan Yu:**"Idiot, of course not."

 **Zhang Fei:**"Guan Yu... And Liu Bei too! Why are you here?"

 **Liu Bei:**"We can't let you be the only one looking good here."

 **Zhang Fei:**"This is my time to shine!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Yes, that's right. Go and show them how fierce you are."

 **Liu Bei:**"Guan Yu, do you have a plan?"

 **Guan Yu:**"I put up our army's flags on the cliff behind us. The enemy is fearing an ambush and won't launch into an attack so easily."

 **Liu Bei:**"How much time can that buy us?"

 **Guan Yu:**"A few hours at most."

 **Liu Bei:**"That's it, huh..."

 **Guan Yu:**"I have one piece of good news."

 **Liu Bei:**"Good news?"

 **Guan Yu:**"I sent a messenger a few days ago to ask Liu Biao for reinforcements. If we are lucky, they should be on their way here."

 **Liu Bei:**"I knew we could count on you, Guan Yu! Always planning ahead!"

 **Guan Yu:**"I did say that it depends on our luck. If Liu Biao doesn't send reinforcements, then we are done for."

 **Liu Bei:**"I see... There's something I must apologize to you for. When I found the enemy's fortress, noticed the enemy ambush, and took down the enemy's commanding general..."

 **Guan Yu:**"It was all pure luck, right? I've been watching you all along by your side, of course I would know."

 **Liu Bei:**"What? You knew?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"But it is true that you have luck on your side."

 **Guan Yu:**"You became a lord of your own castle with only luck."

 **Liu Bei:**"Yeah! We've gotten this far because of luck! Guess We'll just rely on luck until the very end!"

 **Guan Yu:**"The enemy is coming!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Guan Yu! Zhang Fei! This is it! We will fight with our lives to protect our world!"

 **Guan Yu:**"Yes!"

 **Zhang Fei:**"Brother."

 **Liu Bei:**"Hm?"

 **Zhang Fei:**"You...are a hero."

 **Liu Bei:**"A hero is what we need in such troubled times."

 **Liu Bei:**"I, Liu Bei, son of Liu Sheng, Prince of Zhongshan, will be the hero to put an end to these chaotic times!!"

 **Liu Bei:**"Let's go! Guan Yu! Zhang Fei!"

**Guan Yu & Zhang Fei:**"Yes!" "Yeah!"

 **Narrator:**"And that's how legends of the three of them were passed on from generation to generation. They walked the life of heroes and became known as virtuous Liu Bei, courageous Zhang Fei, and generous Guan Yu."

 **Narrator:**"After that, Liu Bei fights Cao Cao together with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. He eventually becomes an emperor...but that story will be for another time."

The End of the Curious Tales of the Three Kingdoms

 **Koharu:**Whew...

 **Hisame:**Good work, Koharu-san.

 **Koharu:**You too...That was over before I knew it.

 **Hisame:**Yes. I was so nervous before the performance, but the moment the curtains rose, everything went by so fast.

 **Koharu:**Do you think our Three Kingdoms got to the audience?

 **Suzu:**Ahh, that was so much fun! Now that I'm backstage, it feels like it's back to reality. I'm a little sad.

 **Hisame:**That's how immersed you were with the Three Kingdoms world.

 **Suzu:**I wonder what the audience's reaction was like.

 **Koharu:**No idea. I was too focused on the performance.

 **Hisame:**I don't know either. Did they laugh?

 **Suzu:**Yeah, that's the most important thing.

 **Koharu:**I wasn't able to pay attention to the audience's reaction...

 **Yakumo:**Good work, you three.

**Koharu & Hisame & Suzu:**Thank you!

 **Koharu:**Miss Yakumo, how was our performance?

 **Yakumo:**As a stage play there are still many areas that need working on, but I think you were able to reach the audience.

 **Koharu:**Huh?

 **Yakumo:**You can still hear the applause, can't you?

***\*clap clap clap\****

**Koharu & Hisame & Suzu:**...!!

 **Yakumo:**Go answer the curtain call.

**Koharu & Hisame & Suzu:**Yes!

 **Koharu:**Thank you for coming to watch Seiran General Art Institute's "Curious Tales of the Three Kingdoms"!

**Hisame & Suzu:**Thank you very much!

 **Koharu:**Erm... Hisame, what do I say?

 **Hisame:**Just say whatever you're thinking.

 **Koharu:**What I'm thinking...

 **Koharu:**...This was our first time to do comedy... Up until the curtains rose, we were overcome with worry.

 **Koharu:**We didn't know if you would laugh at our play... Um... Did you enjoy it?

***\*clap clap clap\****

 **Koharu:**Thank you very much!

 **Suzu:**Raise your hand if you found it funny!

 **Hisame:**Suzu-san! Stop that!

 **Suzu:**It's fine. Look at the people in the audience raising their hands.

 **Hisame:**I'm sorry! You can put your hands down now!

 **Hisame:**Suzu-san, look backstage.

 **Suzu:**Eep! Miss Yakumo is glaring at me!

 **Hisame:**You're totally gonna get an earful after this.

 **Suzu:**Egads.

 **Hisame:**What even is "egads"?

 **Suzu:**Huh? Don't you say that when you're shocked? Egads!

 **Hisame:**No, I don't.

 **Suzu:**What?! No way! Huh? No one says it?

 **Koharu:**Heh heh.

 **Koharu:**(The audience, staff, everyone is laughing happily.)

 **Koharu:**(Comedy is difficult, but it's such a happy feeling when everyone laughs.)

 **Koharu:**(Comedy is...nice.)

 **Hisame:**Koharu-san.

 **Suzu:**Koharu.

 **Koharu:**...This may be the end of the "Curious Tales of the Three Kingdoms", but Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu will continue to live on inside our hearts.

 **Hisame:**We hope that this piece will become memorable for all of you as well.

 **Suzu:**We'll see you in the sequel!

 **Koharu:****(Liu Bei)**
"We may have been born on different days—"

**Koharu & Hisame & Suzu:**"But may we die on the same day!"

 **Koharu:**Thank you for today!

**Koharu & Hisame & Suzu:**Thank you very much!