PokeMeals

“ Yuck! Cookwar's upping the ante by cooking, baking, and seasoning his second addition to his foul food force: The PokeMeals! These food monster like menaces are able to spew out Pokemon moves, just like the real ones. Watch out for these unsanitary soldiers! ”
- *The flavor text of PokeMeals.*

PokeMeals (often spelled as Poke-Meals or Poke Meals), are characters on Seedot's Tree Plot and they are the second auxiliary, or supporting group, in Cookwar's food force. They are depicted as Pokémon with food features and textures. Consumption of a PokeMeal would result in serious illnesses due to them consisting of spoiled food and diseases.

### Nacholteon

Nacholteon are depicted as beige (yellow or orange in some fan art) colored Jolteon with tortilla chips dripping with cheese, replacing the usual fur on a Jolteon. They are known to be quite fast in Cookwar's crew, and can able to fire their spiky tortilla chips to enemies, much like a Jolteon using their needles as projectiles. A male Nacholteon in Cookwar's lair is known to be a strong, courageous leader of the PokeMeals, and won't hesitate to take more drastic measures if another one of their kind misbehaves. He is the husband of Nacholteon's Sylvghetti, and is the parent of Nacholteon's Saladeon.

### Flambeon

Flambeon are depicted as regular Flareon but they have the texture of a habanero. Instead of a head tuft, tail, and neck fluff, Flambeon have blazing fire as a replacement. Flambeon are quite hotheaded and aggressive, and they can make their fire flare up when in a bad mood. When calm or defeated, however, their flame can either go out or burn calmly. A female Flambeon is the wife of an Oreon on the show.

### Glaclurpee

Glaclurpee are seen as regular Glaceon, but their fur and headdress is replaced with fruit juice and slush respectively. They are the first ever PokeMeal variant to be seen with multiple flavors, being quite colorful as a result. In the show, two Glaclurpees are both banana flavored, and are completely yellow in color. These two Glaclurpees happen to be twins, as their creator Cookwar made them at the exact same time.

### Oreon

Oreon is a Poison type PokeMeal, and is the first ever PokeMeal to be a Fakemon. They are known as the Cookie Pokémon, and they are members of Cookwar's team. Interestingly, there are quite a lot of Oreon on the show, usually having numbered names. A more significant Oreon character goes by the name of "Oreon 2", a character of which is the wife of Vaporshi 2, and used to be an OPC at one point. Oreon are quite cunning and stealthy, and are able to retract into their cookie like how a turtle would.

### Calzark

Calzark are like regular Zoroarks, but they are in the color of a calzone. This PokeMeal is a member of the more advanced half of Cookwar's squadron, and are quite annoying as a result. They can lure enemies in with their illusions, and can give their targets a whole ambush, making them having to fight a bunch of food monsters and other hostiles.

### Saladeon

Saladeon are depicted as Leafeon made out of cabbage and other greens, they have red eyes (possibly tomatoes) and have croutons for paws. Saladeon usually wear the ranch dressing on their bodies like a cloak or shield, defending their friends as a result.

### Vaporshi

Vaporshi are white Vaporeon-like creatures that are white in color, and have texture that feels similar to that of rice. They have a piece of salmon or fish on their back and they have brown paws, possibly being soy sauce. Vaporshi are known to be the most stealthiest member of Cookwar's food squad, and are quite bulky, able to withstand any hits from people, much like a regular Vaporeon. Some significant Vaporshi characters are Serious Vaporshi, Mrs. Vaporshi, and Vaporshi 2.

### Ravioleevee

Ravioleevee are depicted as Eevee-like creatures with ravioli for the neck fluff and tail. They are considered rookies of Cookwar's team, and are also quite the youngest member of the food force. Ravioleevee are commonly seen attacking more minor enemies like low-leveled Pokémon.

### Umbre-Onion Rings

Umbre-Onion Rings are depicted as Umbreon-like creatures that are brown in color. They have onion rings in place of their patterns.

### Lu-Candyo

Lu-Candyo are Fighting type PokeMeals that look like regular Lucario, but they have the coloration of a gumdrop, and they have candy canes for hair. Lu-Candyo attack their enemies with lollipops instead of Bone Rush for regular Lucario. They are also able to Mega Evolve, making them quite dangerous and powerful as a result.

### Eggspeon

Eggspeon are Espeon-like creatures that are light brown in color, and they have a cinnamon swirl on their head in place of the gemstone like a regular Espeon. They can stick their paws into their target's mouth, making one becoming an Eggspeon's minion via mind control.

### Absant

Absant are depicted as orange/brown Absol made out of bread, with a croissant for their horn. They can fire dough projectiles out of it. An Absant, like Lu-Candyo, can mega evolve and they can stick their paws inside of their target's mouth to make them do their bidding.

## Gallery

Lu-CandyoAbsantVaporshiRavioleeveeSaladeonEggspeonGlaclurpeeNacholteonCalzarkMrs. VaporshiOreon 2OreonFlambeonUmbre-Onion Rings
## Trivia

* PokeMeals are more intelligent than a food monster.
* Vaporshi 2, Calzark, and Absant are the 3 most dangerous PokeMeals, as rumored by fans.
* The times where allies were fighting against PokeMeals was referred to as "The Great Food War".
* Stride, Illusious, Vigil, Scilus, and Torrein were commonly seen fighting PokeMeals, but sometimes this wasn't the case, as a few of them happened to be rescued from their attacks.
* PokeMeals that are the children of an adult PokeMeal/Pokemon are known as "Bred PokeMeals". Bred PokeMeals cannot go down an enemy's throat unlike a regular PokeMeal. Bred PokeMeals are also able to die, as splatting one kills them off. As of currently, the only way to reverse a Bred PokeMeal's death is to have a narrator revive them.
* Serious Vaporshi is the first ever PokeMeal to be a fully-fledged villain, with the second being Calzark.
* A PokeMeal can undergo a very serious issue called an "E-Spasm": a mental illness that can make a PokeMeal have self-doubt, emotional damage, treason, or reluctance. A way to remedy E-Spasms is respecting the aforementioned PokeMeal or letting it go away on it's own. Mrs. Vaporshi, Saladeon, Ravioleevee, and Calzark have gone through these before, but have snapped out of it throughout the years.
* Vaporshi 2 is the first ever PokeMeal to be an OPC (overpowered character).
* PokeMeals that are eeveelutions are called "Culinareevees".
* All PokeMeals have a picture of food as their profile picture on the Discord server.
* The Great Food War lasted for about 2 whole real-time years (2021, 2022).