Yoshi Kid

*Artwork by Fatguy703*

Little sunshine (by Sir Snow if the "Hot dogs!" option is chosen upon meeting the egg)

## Description

### Place

Glitz City
Pitty Glitz

### Likes

Mario
Fighting in the Pitty Glitz
Being cool

### Dislikes

Bells
The War

Afternoon City

### Latest known status

Fighting on drugs in Pitty Glitz

> *"Urk! Hey! What the fuck! I'm going to die on my face."*
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The **Yoshi Kid** is Mario's fourth party member in *Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors*. She does not have a canon name, as the player is the one who names her, though her default name is **Happy.**

Mario first meets her in Glitz City during Section 3: Explanation and Education. After she hatches from her egg, she helps Mario to fight as General Gunsales on the quest to become Prosecutor Grubba’s son.

## History

Mario first finds Yoshi's egg hopping around Glitz City. He and the party instantly become attached to it - even Carbon admits "*Well, I can not hate it...*", despite the fact that he has hated almost every character up to that point. Mario takes the egg back to his Pitty Glitz locker room to incubate. While there, she overhears the details of Mario's quest to collect the Glass Stars.

After a certain battle in the boxing ring, Mario and his party returned to the resting room and found out the Yoshi egg wasn’t there. Due to her horny nature, Goombell first thought a small man came and messed up the Yoshi egg, but then they quickly found out it wasn’t the case when they saw a weggy-boy Yoshi already hatched from the egg, willing to fight alongside Mario.

The first war that she fights with Mario is against two Metal Gaps, and they quickly win the fight due to one of the opponents being sick that day. After that, they’re brought to Mr. Mr. Grubba’s office, and Grubba congratulates Mario on having a child, despite being so young. He even sings a special song and gives him 30 MONEYO as a gift. Despite that fact, the Yoshi kid still said that they reduced friendship, possibly thinking Grubba was being sarcastic or insincere.

Despite her young age, she knows she exhibits abnormal behavior. This is evident in her unusual hallucinations, including one where she cries about her wife going to a forest to retrieve herbs. She openly detests Afternoon City, a location she believes to be unsuccessful.

## Personality

The Yoshi Kid got exposed to lots of crude locker room talk as an egg. As a result, Yoshi Kid grows up to be high in attitude. She tends to swear a lot when things start to go wrong, or on the contrary, when she is overjoyed.

In addition, she also stated that she wanted to be cool, right after Mario returned the third Glass Star.

Often, she can seem rather snobbish, stating that Afternoon City is "unsuccessful," and when she meets the mayor, her first opinion of him is that he is "dirty." This is likely because she was born in Glitz City; he's used to much cleaner, more extravagant areas.

## Powers and Abilities

In the field, Mario can ride the Yoshi Kid to "go back and go faster. Quickly!" Her battle abilities are Soil Balance, Hyfed, Tiny Egg, and Terrible. Hyfed, which allows her to drag enemies and swipe to another enemy, proves to be very useful in defeating the strong Metal Gaps in Pitty Glitz.

## Attacks

The Yoshi Kid can use 4 Assaults in battle:

* **Soil Balance (0 FP): *"****It brings you the enemy for what you should be."*

* **Hyfed (4 FP):** *"Drag enemies and swipe to another enemy."*

* **Tiny Egg (3 FP):** *"When the enemy is assigned with less amounts of eggs."*

* **Terrible (6 FP): *"****Call the veal Yoshis to invade all the enemies of the earth."*

Out of all these attacks, Terrible has to be the strongest, since the veal Yoshis invade ALL the enemies on earth.

## Quotes

* *"Whoa! Free cake in the country! Let's be calm."*
* *"Wife and children.* (falls to the ground) *Urk! Hey! What the fuck! I'm going to die on my face."*
* *"Gunsales! You see that?!? That was Joel!"*
* *"If the document is correct, the machine can disable people! Fuck!"*
* *"Whoa! Fuck?!?"* - to Dour
* *"Pigs can not be on the road!"*
* *"What's happening in this unsuccessful city?"*
* *"Whoa, I came! Is this son a monster who is a female mayor?"* - when meeting Doopley for the first time
* *"Gunsales, [N-word], lady! Right, Gunsales?"*

## Trivia

* Her name during the original Book of Mario play-through by Fatguy was "**Lil Fat**". This comes from the nickname *Little fat* that Goombell gave to her.
* The only known instance of the N-word in the game comes from Yoshi Kid.
* She mistakes Oinkers for puppies.
* Yoshi Kid does not like the sound of bells.
* It's implied in Section 8 that Yoshi Kid might have an N-Word Pass.
* Yoshi Kid believes that Jolene has a wife.

## Gallery

Sprite for the original Yoshi Kid"Little fat.""Little bouncer.""Young friend."Yoshi Kid swearing once againYoshi Kid says the N-word