Globehell Warning watches Twitter: the Movie with Tom and Nate

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## Episode Summary

New Bonus episode with @tom\_on\_here and @nateruessmusic. We watched a movie about twitter and the funny people from twitter. We weren't in it but a guy whose tweets were so good sarah silverman dmd him is in it.

## Notable Events

* Nate Ruess was known as Max Collins in this episode.
* Josiah and Tom and 'Max Collins' and Drew watched *Funny Tweets* while talking and reading tweets over it.
* Drew read Andy Richter's tweets when he showed up on screen in the movie.
* Drew revealed that he has no tattoos and has no plans to get any unless they will go viral.
* Drew did an impression of Andy Richter.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "You've heard of Weird Twitter, you've heard of uh the o- the uh Comedy Twitter, you've heard of *The Office*, and uh sort of just the kind of magic that you can do in, uh I can't remember how many characters or less, but it's uh Twitter, we're talkin shop, we've got some of the biggest uh weird Twitter accounts on here, uh welcome to the show of course first of all uh Rappin4Safety."
* "Well that's kinda why we were given Globe Hell Warning, cause Drew did this tweet about ripping an apple in half that went really viral. Um. And then they just gave us a show. And then they just gave us a show! So that's kind of why we're here."
* "Drew has ass smegma."
* "It's really sad that um people who put pen to paper and create things with words are called 'writers', because I think we need people who are 'lefters' as well. In the uh. Like uh left uh. To be le-"
* "Anal. I re- I think anal."
* "We need to go drink with Andy Richter."
* "You know, people used to trade things like fur for supplies. And now they trade zingers."
* "We should go through this whole movie and steal every single tweet that's in it."
* [On the topic of people in Bumfuck being able to become famous on Twitter] "The rents in Bumfuck are going up cause of this, though. They're gentrifying Bumfuck."
* "They need to remake this movie every year, I think."
* [On the topic of a tweet talking about a four-inch penis in comparison to a four-inch spider] "Yeah but she's not - your sexual partner's not trying to use a spider to hit the G-spot or have a vaginal orgasm, it's two - it's a totally different -"
* [On the topic of people stealing tweets] The world's biggest crime. The biggest crime you could imagine."
* "You know, I just thought if I took domestic abuse and turned it into, kind of, this flippant joke, that it'd be kind of easy street!"
* "I mean you're allowed to be insensitive if people push back on your jokes, but otherwise you need to calm down."
* "I learned that Twitter can be what you make of it."
* "Well that's - that's uh *Funny Tweets* so I guess I'll s- hey, I'll see ya all on Twitter!"

### Drew

* "Hello. Thank you for having me, I'm on the show every week. I'm the co-host."
* "Oh, I hope one of my tweets is in here!"
* [Reading an Andy Richter tweet] "Here's one from - just from searching 'Andy Richter anal': 'Guy on radio ad: "my Chevy truck gets the job done, & I mean allllllllll of it". I think his truck may be into anal?' "
* [Reading an Andy Richter tweet] "@JimGaffigan are you asking me for anal sex?"
* [Reading an Andy Richter tweet] "@thegynomite also, anal is super great"
* [Reading an Andy Richter tweet] "Um @Fil- OK so this is a response - this is - 'I hit Chili managers in the mouth with a diarrhea balloon and he asked for the recipe.' Andy Richter responded: 'Your anal muscle control is enviable! I can't even fill a take out soup container w/o getting exhausted.' He's the - so - just the most unfunny, while being -"
* "I just searched 'Kylie Jenner turkey' and it couldn't find anything."
* "I can't fucking stand this."
* [On the topic of the women being interviewed in the film] "We'd like to ask you about people stealing your tweets, not about people harassing you."
* "This sucks, man."
* "Alec Sulkin tweeted June 19th: 'While Millennials and Gen Z battle it out online, Gen X is out here legalizing weed.' "
* "Yeah, people are just way too sensitive."
* "Uh yeah, once again we watched something that made us all miserable."

### Tom

* [On the topic of Nate Ruess's singing voice] "It sounds like an 11 year-old boy. That everyone feels bad for."
* "I would call myself a screenwriter because I am writing on a screen. That's very important. This is an important job of mine, is to post on Twitter."
* "If anybody tried to interview me for like a TV show about Twitter and about my jokes on Twitter, I probably would just shoot them with a gun."
* "Yeah, we should talk about the good *Simpsons* episodes from 2015-16. We all love those. The classic 30th season of *Simpsons*."
* "It makes me sick thinking of the guys that, like, are watching this movie and, like, writing notes."
* [On the topic of trading zingers and Nate Ruess's mother's maiden name being Zinger] Hey, your mom 'traded Zinger' for Ruess! You can write that one down."
* [On the topic of Nate Ruess] "Well, he needs a job. I wouldn't say he's funny, but he definitely needs a job. He needs maybe a hobby? Just something to do. Something to use it - his time so he stops bothering me every morning."
* [On the topic of Calgary] "Oh, my city! I'm the king of Calgary!"
* "You have a dick! Why do you have a dildo??"
* "We're gonna film a porno in Nate's dungeon!"

### Nate Ruess, aka Max Collins

* "My success is because people feel bad for me?"
* "You can just literally read stuff in another language, it doesn't mean you understand it, idiots. Grifters. Grifters."
* [On the topic of Nate Ruess's singing voice] "Yeah, like a really good-singing 11 year-old boy."
* "You're supposed to drink every time uh they say, 'Globe.' 'Globe!' And 'fun!' "
* "Why are these people who have had success elsewhere talking about Twitter?"
* "My uh my mother's maiden name is Zinger. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm so funny."
* "I'm really into this movie!"
* "I know I haven't heard of much, but I really never heard of any of this shit."
* "To Josiah, every guy looks like Abraham Lincoln and every girl looks like the girl from the Twitter meme."
* "On the street today, an unattractive woman asked for my number so I gave her a fake. Still feel a bit guilty as I just totaled her car."

## Trivia

* This is the sixth episode with special guest Tom.
* This is the third episode with Nate Ruess, after Episode 12: World Wide Anthem Featuring Mr. Worldwide Nate Ruess. and YYC Awareness Month Final Episode with Tom On Here and appearence by Nate Ruess.
* This is the second episode with both special guest Tom and Nate Ruess, after YYC Awareness Month Final Episode with Tom On Here and appearence by Nate Ruess.
* In Episode 5: World Wide Walmart, Josiah expressed the possibility that he and Drew would eventually have a Patreon episode where they read some of their favorite leftist tweets, which he said would be a good bonus episode for their one patron at the time, Nate Ruess.
* This was the last Patreon episode released before the Patreon-exclusive video tier was released, whereby all subsequent episodes would be released in both audio and video formats.