Chainsaw Consultant/Dialogue

Chainsaw Consultant: "Ugh, it's you critters again."
"You're lucky that none of you work for this company or else you'd be out of here in a cannon."
"I'm kind of busy right now, can you go away?"
*The Toons get angry*
Chainsaw Consultant: "Please don't do that. You don't want to see what happens when I get angry."
"I'll have you know that I already called security, they should be here right..."
"Now."
*A single Flunky walks in from the door to the right*
Flunky: "Mr. Revvington, sir! I came as soon as I learned that your office was under attack by Toons!"
Chainsaw Consultant: "Where's the rest of the security? There's supposed to be four of you."
*The Chainsaw Consultant flies over to the Flunky*
Flunky: "I'm a member of the Deforester Force!"
Chainsaw Consultant: "No, you're not! I don't remember you being a part of that at all."
Flunky: "I was told that you fired all of them yesterday!"
Chainsaw Consultant: "See, I don't remember that, so there's clearly no record of it!"
"If there's no record, then I can't file a report detailing it!"
"And if I can't file a report, then what's the point of-"
*The Chainsaw Consultant suddenly freezes in place*
Chainsaw Consultant: "PERSONALITY OVERRIDE ACTIVATED."
"PLEASE WAIT."
"PERSONALITY OVERRIDE COMPLETE."
*The* *Chainsaw Consultant and the Flunky face the Toons*
Flunky: "Now you'll never stop us! Chip and I are gonna send you straight to the Chairman!"
Chainsaw Consultant: "ENTERING EMPLOYEE TERMINATION MODE."
Flunky: "Wait! No! We were going to be a team!"
*The Flunky is then fired out of a cannon*
Chainsaw Consultant: "ADDITIONAL ENTITIES IDENTIFIED."
 Phase 2 Transition
"ENTERING- i'm- ENTER- trying to- RECOVERY MO- resist it- MODE."
"ACTIVATING- i don't- TEMP- know- TEMPORARY- if i- REFOREST- can- REFORESTATION MODE."
*The Chainsaw Consultant tries to use Deadwood*
 Phase 3 Transition
"please- RECOV- save- RECOV-"
"save yourselves!"
"RECOVERY COMPLETE."
"ENTERING FINAL TERMINATION MODE."
 Ending Cutscene
*The Chainsaw Consultant lunges at the Toons before clutching his head and then falling over*
*A Yesman comes out of the left door*
Yesman: "Awaiting orders, sir!"
*The Yesman looks at the now collapsed Chainsaw Consultant before turning to the Toons*
Yesman: "Um, sir?"
"I don't think he's getting up."
"Listen here, Toons, you probably think this is a cowardly move, and you're right."
"But you have no idea what it's like to work under that Suit."
"You saw nothing."
 Epilogue

"Ugh."
"That damned override..."
*The Chainsaw Consultant stumbles to his desk, before throwing a chair and then slamming his fists on the desk*
"I wish I never worked for this company in the first place!"
"If you see Spruce, don't tell him what you saw here."
"That Suit is like a brother to me. The only one I have."
"If he knew what I've become, he would abandon me in fear... like all the others."
"You should leave as soon as possible."
"I don't want you to be here when that monster comes back."
*The Toons all leave with sad expressions on their faces*
*The player's Toon remains behind and attempts to approach the Chainsaw Consultant*
"Go."
*The Toon leaves*

* "EMPLOYEES ARE RESISTING TERMINATION, CONTINGENCY PROCEDURES ARE IN EFFECT."
* "WARNING: "GAG" HAS NO DEFINITION. IGNORING..."
* "ADDITIONAL DAMAGE TO SUIT DETECTED, CONTINUITY PLAN ACTIVATED."
* "ORDER TO ATTACK HAS BEEN RECEIVED AND PROCESSED."

Phase 2:
* "EMPLOYEES- i wi- ARE- i wish- RESISTING TERMI- wish i could- TERMINATION, CONTINGENCY- could stop- PROCEDURES ARE- it- IN EFFECT."
* "WARNING- this wa- WARNING: "GAG" HAS- wasn't my- NO DEFINIT- choice- DEFINITION. IGNORING..."
* "ADDITIONAL DAMAGE- i'm not- TO SUIT- in- DETECTED, CONTIN- in control of- CONTINUITY PLAN- my actions- ACTIVATED."
 Canned
* "EXECUTING PROGRAM: "KICK THE CAN" ROUTINE."
* "ACTIVATING TOON-A CAN SEALING PROCESS."

Phase 2:
* "EXECUTING- i- PROGRAM: "KICK- can't- THE CAN" RO- help it- ROUTINE."
 Glower Power
* "PIERCING EYES HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED."
* "UPDATING PROCESSES... MUST STAY ON THE CUTTING EDGE!!"

Phase 2:
* "PIERCING EYES- i'm looking- HAVE BEEN- for a- ESTABLI- way out- ESTABLISHED."
 Rolodex
* "ATTEMPTING TO LOCATE TARGET'S EMPLOYMENT CARD."
* "PROTOCOL FOR PEST EXTERMINATION HAS BEEN TRIGGERED."

Phase 2:
* "ATTEMPTING- can't- TO LOCATE- hold- TARGET'S EMPLOY- out- EMPLOYMENT CARD."
 Quake
* "UNCHARTED NUMBERS DETECTED ON THE RICHTER SCALE."
* "COMMENCING OPERATION: QUAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL."

Phase 2:
* "UNCHARTED NU- pl- NUMBERS DETECT- please- DETECTED ON THE- help- RICHTER S- me- SCALE."
 Revving-Up
* "DAMAGE TO SHELL IDENTIFIED. RETALIATION WILL BE MET WITH EQUAL FORCE."
* "OUTER LAYERS AT RISK. TAKING DEFENSIVE ACTION."
* "THREATS HAVE BEGUN TO ADVANCE. BEGIN INCREASING ATTACK POWER."

Phase 2:
* "DAMAGE TO SHELL- increasing- IDENTIFIED. RETALIATION SHALL BE MET WITH- power- EQUAL FORCE."
* "OUTER LAYERS AT- getting- RISK. TAKING DEFENSIVE- faster- ACTION."
 Offboarding
* "IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO EMPLOYEE SUSTAINED. REDIRECTING USEFULNESS."
* "DAMAGED EMPLOYEE IS NO LONGER OF VALUE TO THE COMPANY."
* "OFFENSIVE INACTION ANALYZED. REDUCING PROBABILITY OF TREND CONTINUATION."
* "ANOMALOUS TARGETING OBSERVED. REDIRECTION OF AGGRESSION SEQUENCE INITIATED."
* "PROJECTIONS WILL BE EXCEEDED ON CURRENT TRAJECTORY. ACTIVATING EXPENSE REDUCTION PROTOCOL."
* "SUBSTANTIAL SELF DEFENSE REQUIRED. REDUCING ENTITIES TO DEFEND."
* "RETALIATORY ACTION TAKEN AGAINST STRUCTURAL VIOLATIONS."
* "UNAUTHORIZED TERMINATION DETECTED. DIVERTING ASSETS TO LOSS PREVENTION."

Phase 3:
* "DAMAGE TO COMPANY PROPERTY WILL BE MET WITH IMMEDIATE DISMISSAL."
* "RADIUS OF AFFECTED SUITS PROCESSED. ASSETS ARE CONSIDERED COMPROMISED."
* "NO ACTION TAKEN. EMPLOYEE IS DEEMED INEFFECTIVE."
* "DEARTH OF TARGETED ACTION PROCESSED. ELIMINATING OFFENSIVE COMPETITION."
* "EXPECTED EXPENSES TO MAINTAIN FORCES EXCEEDED. REDUCING MAINTENANCE COSTS."
* "EFFORT TO OUTPUT RATIO HIGHLY UNSTABLE. CONSOLIDATING FORCES..."
* "IMPROPER USE OF TERMINATION AUTHORITY DETECTED."
 Cut The Slack
* "FODDER HAS BECOME A LIABILITY, CONDENSING IMMEDIATELY."
* "ADDITIONAL RESOURCES DEPLETING. MOST USEFUL EMPLOYEE WILL RECEIVE ADDITIONAL BENEFITS."
* "REMOVAL OF LEAST EFFICIENT EMPLOYEES STARTING NOW."
* "INSTANCE AT CAPACITY, INCREASING EFFECTIVENESS."
* "ACT OF MARKING INDICATES STRENGTH. REDEVELOPMENT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED."
* "EMPLOYEE IS MARRED IN LITIGATION. FUNNELING RESOURCES TO LEGAL FUNDS."

Phase 3:
* "SURVIVING ENTITIES MUST BE ELIMINATED WITH GREAT PREJUDICE."
* "LOSSES INCREASING, PREEMPTIVELY TERMINATING WEAKEST LINKS."
* "ASSESSMENT PROMOTES SUBDIVISION TO SINGULARITY. ACT OF COMBINATION IN PROGRESS."
* "INSTANCE CONDITIONS RISK OVERLOAD. CONSOLIDATING MASSES."
 Marked Wood
* "OFFENSIVE ANOMALY HAS BEEN DETECTED, PUNISHING FROM POINT OF GREATEST RESISTANCE."
* "UNAUTHORIZED PARTY HAS BEGUN TARGETED ACTION. REMOVAL OF GREATEST THREAT REQUIRED."
* "ONE ANOMALY DEEMED AGGRESSIVE. PROTOCOL TO DISMISS THE ANOMALY ACTIVATED."
* "UNSUPPORTED ACTION DETECTED, PUNISHMENT IN PROGRESS."
* "THREATS HAVE BEGUN TO REPAIR THEMSELVES. TARGETING LARGEST THREAT."
* "NON-INSTANCE ENTITY DETECTED, OVERCOMPENSATION ACTIVATED."

Phase 3:
* "ALL TARGETS ARE RESISTING. PUNISHING PERCEIVED LEADER."
* "MAJOR ANOMALY DETECTED. ISOLATING GREATEST CONTRIBUTOR."
* "THREAT IDENTIFIED. TERMINATION PROTOCOL INITIATED."
* "BUG IN THE SYSTEM IDENTIFIED. ELIMINATION IMMINENT."
* "TARGET HAS HIRED OUTSIDE CONSULTANCY. ADDING INJURY TO OBSERVED INSULT."
 Deadwood
 Throttle
 Spark Plug
 Aggrandize
* "ADDITIONAL- not- SUPPORT EXTENDED TO- enough- DAMAGED EMPLOYEE."
* "SOLE FODDER DETECTED, PRO- one- PROVIDING WITH INCREASED- left- FURNISHINGS."
 Chain Link
 Scabbard
 Layoffs
* "UNDERPERFORMING DIVISIONS WILL BE ELIMINATED AT-WILL."

* "If you worked for this company, you'd be out in a cannon."
* "I'm kind of busy right now, can you go away?"
 Death Taunts
* "SUBJECT'S REQUEST FOR MERCY DENIED."
* "OFFBOARDING SUCCESSFUL, RESUMING PREVIOUS INITIATIVE."
 Surrender Taunt
 Friend Request Denials
* "USER AUTHENTICATION FAILED, REQUEST IGNORED."
* "ERROR: FRIENDSHIP HAS NO DEFINED VALUE."
 Attempt to Sue
 Attempt to Fire