Regan Bollocksham

**Clan:** Ventrue

**Rank:** recently-confirmed *Questor* ( < Quimm; > Pecker)

**Sect:** Camarilla

**Status:** 2 (Trending): Acknowledged, Valued

**Merits/Flaws:** *Elysium Regular*

### **Bio**

Bollocksham is chiefly memorable for his constant presence over Primogen Nobbend's shoulder. Apparently a prized member of the Primogen's entourage, if only because he is never absent, Bollocksham specializes in social-media trends, brand image, and public relations.

Despite this specialty, he is occasionally unprofessionally cheeky behind his Boss' back.

### **References & Other**

* Bollocksham's attorney has an attorney.
* His firm is said to consist of nebulous identities often suspected of being foreign nationals.
	+ He hires more Greek youths than Anastos.
* He does not want to talk about The Toulouse Thing.
* There is a sensitive tape that shows his face on video creeping around the darknet.
	+ Where? If you're not going to sell this to him, I will.
		- I would *absolutely* pay for even a copy of this video, I haven't even seen how well they did me.
	+ Is it The Video?
		- Perish the thought, Ballsy is *civilised.*
		- This obvious and transparent smear has been around since *way* before The Video.
		- He also didn't *save* it, so he couldn't retweet it to you even if he wanted to.
* If you really knew how Ventrue politics worked, you'd be able to tell *he's* the one in charge, he just keeps Bevis front-facing for interference.
* I heard the Prince doesn't keep testing Primogen Nobbend because he's *mentoring his protegee*, but because he's *got his eye on Bollocksham*, cleaning up the messes.
	+ You heard that from yourself, Regan. #ghlp
* lmfao yo R E G A N there's this thing called "compare revisions" and...: http://ashtown.wikia.com/wiki/Bevis\_Nobbend?diff=677&oldid=615
	+ ANSWER ME, REGAN, YOU FUCKING COWARD
		- Thanks, it's a start but watch this space!
			* What like that's hard to beat.
				+ Janet has a pretty good agent too, but half of those referrals are anarchs.
					- ^^^ not anymore lmfaooooo
						* Trends don't happen overnight: you're thinking of *fads*.
* Along with Aethyr 9teen, tried to cut some sort of deal with the Nosferatu.
	+ They've tried both warrens, but I don't think they can afford what they want to know.
	+ *What's* going on between Regan and Aethyr?
		- Nothing like *that*. The Primogen lent his services to the Magisters to analyse the data.
	+ Isn't he the one who reshared The Video to Aethyr?
		- What are they Tik Tok buddies now?
		- The H&C done had it almost as soon as the suits did.
			* So if it *was* from him, that's *remarkable dedication*, wouldn't you say.
		- I just thought she should know.
* He put together the sanitized video footage of the Anastos Tower crash that was eventually obtained by warrant.
	+ Primogen Nobbend said young Ballsy is the only fellow among them who remembered to trim us all out of the footage beforehand. A class act; he'll be quite something in another few decades.
		- *de facto*
		- Merit points for that, ha ha.
			* Rog better watch his domain.
				+ Christ, he's better off *without* that headache. Riverpark is a golden target.
					- I'm pretty sure all the Brujah just hate Roger *in specific*.
		- Not quite clever enough to keep this so-called "crime wave" out of the papers though, *eeeeeeeey "Ballsy"?*
			* Thanks for your concern, friend! I'm doing fine, and my concerns are *completely* satisfied with my performance. Unfortunately, I can only work with the resources I *have*, and that means sometimes disturbances in e.g. Mayfair, Sunnyside, Roeding and of course the notorious SWD where we have traditionally not intruded may prove to be slightly beyond my reach, for which I of course do completely apologize!
				+ You mean all those hoods Rod Coddpeace cut off police funding to back in the 80's and 90's?
					- If you're insinuating there's a conspiracy in *that*, that's a very long con, and a very long stretch.
						* Maybe you never heard, vampires live a long ass time.
				+ Don't even try to play like you're not letting shit slip out because "that's Rabble territory".
					- Son, if you ask us to stay out of your neighborhoods, you can't be annoyed when we're not around to bail you out.
			* Shit always gets wild when the temperatures go up, what's different now?
				+ *I dunno*, maybe because Anarchs killt the Sheriff and now they runnin' all over town where they don't belong and even in Elysium, *I tell you what.*
	+ Those idiot Nosferatu should be more mindful of the Masquerade while they're squabbling for scoops. It's not a *simple automobile collision* any more when the surveillance video turns up missing.fuck off
		- I don't know *where* you get your fucking facts from, champ, but none of *my guys* got sent to steal *shit*, I didn't even *find out* about it until you guys called to *blame me* afterwards. If you think *you know* something the Nossies *don't*: we'll *pay* for your intel, that's how this *fucking works*. So step right up, Slapnuts, let's see what you got:
			* ...
			* ...that's what I thought.
			* That being said though, *if this is true*, kudos to Regan: that edit job is smooth as silk.
				+ Thanks, Mr. Mitnick! I have a *fantastic* video guy, I'll make sure to let him know his technique was noticed!