Eggs Babysits A Psycho

**Eggs Babysits a Psycho** is the 56th episode of the Classic EGGS YouTube series, uploaded onto the Eggs YouTube channel on December 5, 2020.

## Description

Eggs Trubshaw the Boxtroll Babysits Cubi and Lexi

## Plot

Eggs is seen eating mashed cheese in his house. He hears the doorbell, and calls that he will answer it. He opens the door, revealing spotbots snarling at him. The spotbots enters the house and begins shaking their heads. Eggs tells his father there is spotbots in the house. His dad says he has to babysit the spotbots, who is his friend Tangram's kids. Eggs has to babysit them because Eggs' father has to perform at a bachelor party. Eggs becomes worried, as he is too young to babysit, being only 11 years old. Eggs sits down next to the spotbots on the couch as the spotbots shakes their head. Eggs asks him what his name is. The spotbots then tells Eggs to call them Cubi and Lexi, and Cubi and Lexi zooms off screaming. Eggs then enters the bathroom and finds that Cubi and Lexi are eating the toilet paper. Cubi and Lexi tells him that they likes the way toilet paper tastes. Eggs then worries more, saying that he heard that people who eat toilet paper become serial killers. Cubi and Lexi then jumps on Eggs' back. Eggs wishes his dad will get home soon, but remembers that his dad takes a long time to get home when he attends bachelor parties. Eggs says that when he and Winnie have kids, he will discipline them. Eggs says that he behaves because his dad threatens him. Eggs reminds himself to think happy thoughts, and calms himself down by playing with spotbots characters and thinking of his math teacher dancing in a 50 Cent music video. Eggs then finds Cubi and Lexi on the ground trying to do the worm, but he did not perform it correctly. Eggs then does the worm himself, executing the dance correctly. Eggs says if someone does the worm at a school dance, that person will become the most popular spotbots in school. Cubi and Lexi is seen sitting in a chair reading the Bible, and they tells Eggs that he will never be popular. Then Eggs tells Lexi and Cubi that they are a midget and that he does not know anything. Eggs remembers that his dad once dated a midget, and Eggs would give him piggyback rides. When Eggs is cuddling with his trolls, Cubi and Lexi starts pulling on Eggs's hair and tells him to leave him alone or next time it will be "worse-er". Eggs then says that "worse-er" is not a word. This makes Cubi and Lexi more angry, saying, "Shut up!" through gritted teeth. Eggs says that the babysitting job will be a piece of cake. The episode ends with Eggs saying his goodbyes, with Cubi and Lexi glaring at Eggs from the stair case. On the ending card, Eggs sings about how he wants to injure little kids, especially Cubi and Lexi.

## Transcript

**Eggs**: Hey, it's Eggs! (eats some mashed potatoes from the large measuring cup) Mm! Mm! MMMM! This food tastes so good I wouldn't be surprised if you could get someone pregnant.

(doorbell rings, the squirrels barks)

Eggs: (calling out) I'll get it! (opens the door) Who are you?

(Spotbots named Cubi and Lexi snarls, screen cuts to Eggs, Cubi and Lexi is sitting on the carpet in the doorway, shaking their heads around)

Eggs: (worried) Dad, there's some creepy little midget spotbots in our house!

**Herbert**: (offscreen) Oh, you have to babysit them. They're Tangram's kids.

Eggs: Dad, I'm too young to babysit!

Herbert: (offscreen) Oh, oh, Eggs, don't worry, it's easy.

(Cubi and Lexi snarls again)

Herbert: Okay, well, I'm gonna go do a performance at some guy's bachelor party. See ya!

Eggs: (screams) DAD!!!

(Cubi and Lexi keeps making weird noises and shakes their heads, camera to their faces, screen cuts to Eggs)

Eggs: (worried) Why is it making that noise? Ah, what am I gonna do? I'm not old enough to babysit someone! I'm only 11 years old! I don't know what to do! They're so shorty and keeps making those creepy noises! (calmly) I used to make those types of noises all the time, but then my dad said he would give me up for adoption if I didn't stop.

(screen cuts to Eggs sitting next to Cubi and Lexi on the couch, still shaking their heads)

Eggs: Um, (laughs nervously) ...so what's your name?

(Cubi and Lexi stops shaking and their quotes appeared whenever they talks)

**Cubi and Lexi**: Call me Cubi and Lexi.

Eggs: (laughs nervously) Alright.

(Cubi and Lexi gets off the couch, making a weird scream while Eggs watches them running upstairs, screen cuts to Eggs as he found Cubi and Lexi in the bathroom and gasps in surprise)

Eggs: Oh my gosh, they're eating all the toilet paper!

(screen cuts to Cubi and Lexi sitting on the toilet, holding a toilet paper roll with a piece in their mouths and another piece on their shoulders)

Cubi and Lexi: We like the way toilet paper tastes.

(screen cuts to Eggs in the kitchen)

Eggs: (worried) Oh my gosh, I don't know what to do! They're demons! Someone at school told me that if you eat toilet paper that you're most likely gonna turn out to be a cereal killer! I'm babysitting cereal killers!

(Cubi and Lexi jumps onto Eggs' back, Eggs screams in horror, screen cuts to Eggs in the living room)

Eggs: (still worried) I hope my dad gets home soon. But usually, my dad is performing in a bachelor party, it takes forever. (angrily) When me and Winnie have children, I'm gonna make sure they do not act like this! I'm gonna discipline them until they know that I'm boss! Eggs is top trolls! (worried) The reason why I don't act like a little brat is because my dad threats me. Everyone knows that parents are supposed to threat their kids so they're scared of them. (starts to cry) But like the time my dad threatened to put me inside the oven... (confused) ...and then there was the time that he actually did. (to himself, trying to stay calm) Don't think about it! Think happy! HAPPY!!!

(screen cuts to the spotbots characters that Eggs was holding as he makes it fly up)

**Richie**: (offscreen, mystical music note) *Aaaaaaahhhh, aaaaaaaahhhhh, aaaaahhhhh, aaaaaaahhhhhhh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!*

(screen cuts to Eggs)

Eggs: (sighs calmly) I'm all better now. I thought of my math teacher dancing in a 50 Cent video. That always makes me feel better.

(screen cuts to Cubi and Lexi laying on the floor with the front of their bodies)

Eggs: (offscreen) Why are you just laying there?

Cubi and Lexi: Watch me do the worm. (dances like the worm in a wrong way)

(screen cuts to Eggs)

Eggs: Wow, that looks wrong on so many levels. And they didn't even know how to do the worm right. (snaps his fingers) THIS is how you do the worm. (dances like the worm in the correct way)

Richie: (offscreen, singing in a deeper voice) *Do the w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-worm!*

(screen cuts to Eggs standing up)

Eggs: That is what I'm talkin' 'bout. You without that dance move at a school dance, then you'll be the most popular kid in the school.

(screen cuts to Cubi and Lexi sitting on the chair, reading the Holy Bible book)

Cubi and Lexi: You'll never be popular. (close up to their faces) Ever!

(screen cuts to Eggs)

Eggs: (to Cubi and Lexi) What do you know? They're midget! They're don't know anything! (to everyone) Except one time, my dad dated this really cool midget and they're was so nice. I used to give them piggyback rides all the time.

(screen cuts to Eggs on the couch, cuddling one of the boxtrolls and kisses it, Cubi and Lexi jumps onto the couch behind Eggs and pulls his hair)

Eggs: OW! OWWW! OWWWWWWWWW!!!

(screen cuts to Cubi and Lexi)

Cubi and Lexi: You leave me alone or next time it'll be worse-er.

Eggs: (confused) Worse-er? That isn't even a word.

Cubi and Lexi: (with his gritted teeth) SHUT UP!

(screen cuts to Eggs)

Eggs: Like wow, they had such a bad temper problem. Who even cares? I'm gonna go. I'm sure the rest of this babysitting job will be a piece a cake. Peace out, home dawg!

(screen cuts to Cubi and Lexi peeking out in the stair case, glaring at Eggs)

(Eggs)

Eggs: (offscreen, singing) *I wanna severely injure some little kids!* Especially Cubi and Lexi!

## Characters

* Eggs Trubshaw

* Cubi

* Lexi

* Herbert Trubshaw (voice only)

* Richie (singing voice only)

* Fish

* Spot Bots (toy, no dialogue)

## Trivia

* Cubi and Lexi is voiced by Bert Davis and Phoebe Jones.