Safelewds

The Safelewds Cast (Before Security Guard and Agatha's Family)

**Safelewds** is an online Webcomic/Twitter Gimmick Account created by Zachdewd on June 28, 2020 (Or was it the 29th??)

The series follows the eponymously named company Safelewds and the wacky (and sometimes risque) situations they get into. The series has garnered a somewhat successful following on Twitter, having merch, a game, and even a plushie (R.I.P Angie Plushie) made.

## **Plot Summary**

Safelewds (Originally being a game made on April 22nd 1989, but was quickly taken off of shelves due to poor translation) follows Angie, an Angel and her Demon counterpart Debbie as they end up in wacky (and sometimes sexual) situations in a quest to make the internet safe from the dangers of pornography!

## Major Characters

### **Angie**

Angie is a narcissistic sociopath who gaslights the people she nearly fatally wounds. She is a hypocrite about her stance against promiscuity by fully embracing it. She treats everyone close in her life like tools or "yes" men.

### **Debbie**

Angie's childhood friend. They grew up together (pretty sure this has been retconned to make Debbie an alternate universe counterpart of Angie) and have been with each other for years with Producer-San.

Her most recognizable trait is her lustful behavior towards Angie, often dressing up like her and doing things or attempting to have sex with her. They briefly dated when she became a guy and almost got the chance to make out with her. She is currently an ex-employee of Safelewds, getting fired when she dyed Angie's hair blue.

### **Lucia**

Lucia is the neutral party of Safelewds. She's one of Angie's good friends (and she also secretly has a crush on her, and also has a thing for horses.) She works as Human Resources for the company.

She was once a Japanese human who ended up dying and becoming a Purgatorian, a species who resemble insects. She used to date Lucas, but something happened that made them break up (I don't really know what though) and since then, she just kinda messes with him a lot.

### **Producer-San**

Producer-San is, well, the Producer. He manages everything at the Office, despite being 87 years old (He looks good for his age) and swole as fuck. He does the business stuff for the company and Twitter account, and often helps fix things, but he isn't the highest in power

When he was younger, he was a priest. He's known Angie and Debbie for years, he even raised them. He deeply cares about the both of them and sees them as family, though he can get tired of their shit from time to time.

### **Xeigna**

Xeigna is the Nobody of Angie. Which was stolen from the Square Enix series Kingdom Hearts. Her only storyline was a Pygmalion arc of her helping a sad clown and getting fired to get a real job.

### **Agatha Piss**

She is an obsessive stalker who supposedly forced her family to love a middle age woman with died hair running a Twitter account.

### **Lucas**

A pervert who is a fan of cross dressing.

### **Violett**

Is a barely legal goth chick who hates sex yet dresses like a prostitute. She likes to pull leukemia patients wigs off and maybe date their childhood friend. Also Lucia accused her of being a pedophile.

### **Agnis**

She is angel who use to be the mascot of Safelewds in the 1980s, she even appeared in a Gameboy title. She came back to Safelewds trying to destroy and attempted to delete the account and was nearly executed in a murder trial. To settle with her past trauma with soul reapers, Purgatorians and Demons, she adopted an Inklador named Dinkle. She also has a liking for the Producer of Safelewds Producer-San.

Agnis is a hyper paranoid individual with strong biases towards certain species. When she is an a calm state she partakes in classic "Americana" activities such as dog walking and baking.

### **Dinkle**

The unofficial mascot of the comic. Dinkle is the support dog to Agnis and is beloved by the crew of Safelewds, especially Angie.

He often helps Agnis with her plot to sabotage Angie, but often messes up things. At first being the only member of his dog breed, other members (of varying shapes and sizes) appeared in a dog park one day.

## Minor Characters:

### **Morton**

A Purgatorian resembling a rhinoceros beetle who use to be a human of Eastern European heritage. He works as a handyman in the Safelewds Office. He unknowingly excretes pheromones that make the employees flustered.

He is a very calm and kind individual despite his large stature and physical strength.

### **Princess**

She is a royal member of an unknown monarchy who is in charge of inspecting lewdness. She also has a brother who she is romantically involved with.

### **Damon**

The brother to Debbie and a close friend to Angie while he constantly flirts with along with other female members of the series.

He has a flirtatious personality and uses humor to fluster Angie.

### **Security Guard**

Security Guard is, well, the Security Guard for Safelewds. He is lazy, and has a cynical outlook on life, due to an incident that happened to him. He's a massive simp for the women of Safelewds (especially Lucia.)

Despite acting like he doesn't care most of the time, he does actually care for the people of Safelewds (though he doesn't show it.) If someone or something makes him pissed, he won't hesitate to kick their ass, whether it be people who he cares about or even a child.