Nowhere Train

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The Nowhere Train (non-canon name) is the Applechasers' space ship (as well as the name of the band Alinivar, Col. Saturn, Niiue and Zarbol are in together). It's a pretty important spacecraft considering the amount of time spent in it.

## Crew

There are several crew members, most of which are recruited on Saturn before the Ship itself is finished.

### Alinivar

The guy who calls all the shots, and, luckily, is who you control onboard the ship.

### Zarbol

He pilots the ship based on Alinivar's requests. (He knows how to pilot it because he's piloting his own UFO.)

### Col. Saturn

Wanders around the ship talking about how this adventure isn't what he was used to, boing.

### Larice

Has lots of sentiments toward the crew after being forgiven and upgraded.

### Niiue

If talked to, he will give some comments on the location the Nowhere Train is docked. Go to him if you need a hint on any side-, or main-quests you can do in the location.

### Boson

He installs any upgrades that the ships find, as well as DJ's the ship's tunes upon request.

### Elmadan

If forgiven in Chapter 3, Elmadan acts as a save Frog on the ship. Cannot be recruited on Hard Mode.

### Mad Malik

Runs the Combinulator for any space-flight combining needs.

### Mr. Saturn

Functions as a shop; allows the party to sell any spare items without needing to go to a specific store.

## Other Passengers

There are several hitchhikers that can be picked up from time to time.

### **A Mook**

There's a spaceship with a mook inside it around an abandoned station of Mars. You can get to the station by going up from Jupiter. If you interact with the ship (not the abandoned station) a green mook will ask you to take him to Saturn. He rewards you handsomely with 500 Bowbucks.

### **A Brown Mook**

He is in the middle of nowhere, you can find him by going up from the Sigismundo until you see a small ship. Interact with the ship and a mook will ask you to take him to Uranus (The station) if you take him, he will award you with Explosives (an Atomic Combustor and a Meganuke), 800 bowbucks, and the piano salon record.

### **A Hopskipjumper**

this one is located near the black hole below Uranus. Take it to Mars, and get a free Horn of Life, which is pointless, but hey, a free revival item.

## Upgrades

### **Space Map**

**Function**: Allow you to see a map of the Solar System

**Found**: Niiue gives it to you in chapter 7.

### **Auto-Tele 9000**

**Function**: Lets the party teleport to established locations on planets directly from the ship

**Found**: on Jupiter in Captain Deepsea's base.

### **Boom Boom Ghetto Blasters**

**Function**: Lets Alinivar play records you have acquired during space flight.

**Found**: On Jupiter, from Boson.

### **Diagonal Thrusters**

**Function**: Allows the whole ship to move in eight directions instead of four.

**Found**: in the Celine.

### **Effishient Spacemotor**

**Function**: Reduces the rate that fuel is consumed.

**Found**: Gift from Dr. Yooghurt after clearing up his past with Malik.

### **Locat-O-Matic**

**Function**: Give you a small radar screen displaying nearby planets, large ships and some other things.

**Found**: Giegue's Abandoned Mothership

### **Always Chill Air Conditioner**

**Function**: Works as a buff for hot temperatures (lets the ship land on Venus).

**Found**: Made by Dr. Yooghurt from Ancient Neptunian debris found in the Cloud Ocean.

### **Pirate-B-Gone**

**Function:** Heavy laser canon that automatically fires during space encounters

**Found**: Made by Dr. Yooghurt from Ancient Neptunian debris found in the Cloud Ocean

### **Plasma Reroutifier**

**Function**: Converts standard spaceship fuel into plasma that never burns out. Requires 10 fuel cells to activate. If the player sells said fuel cells, the ship will no longer have infinite fuel unless 10 more are acquired.

**Found**: Giegue's Abandoned Mothership