Crackhead

* Phase 1
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* Chair

`"*mm hm hm hm hm*"`

— **Crackhead**

**Crackhead** (*formerly referred to as simply "**The Chair**" by Mr. Bones*) is a Western cabdriver and former Bag Assassin. Known for his psychotic tendencies and threatening nature, he was a former arch-nemesis of Mr. Bones, infamous for his targeting and successful capture of the skeleton in mid-2022.

In late 2022, he would be found and, in an act of vengeance, Mr. Bones would transform him into a chair, using transfiguration. A few months later, the spell would be broken, and Crackhead would retire his position as a Bag Assassin.

## Appearance

Crackhead measures roughly 6'5 (78 in.) tall. He has a mainly muscular body structure, similar to most other Westman. He is very pale, with dark blue eyes and a large nose.

He differs from other Westman due to his inherited facial deformity, manifesting as a series of "cracks" on his face. This is believed to be the origin of his nickname, though it is unclear if "Crackhead" is his actual, full name.

## Personality

Crackhead is known to be incredibly clever and scheming, willing to sacrifice anything to attain a goal. He is known for his strategic personality, utilizing logic and careful planning to fulfill his goals. He is also incredibly antagonistic and competitive, easily forming rivalries with others and constantly attempting to put himself above other people.

He is known for his tendency to laugh under his breath *("mm hm hm hm hm")* in response to unrelated statements, making him a primary **reaction image** candidate.

## Past

Very little is known about Crackhead's origins, other than him being born somewhere in Near-West at least 30 years ago. At some point he would pass the Western-Eastern Gate during the 2006 Western Siege and begin a life as a Bag Assassin on Earth.

## Mr. Bones Arc

Sometime in Mid-2022, Crackhead would receive an anonymous payment and bag request for the capture of infamous mastermind Mr. Bones. Crackhead would wholeheartedly accept and track Bones down, following him and keeping track of his location. Roughly a day after receiving the request, Crackhead would successfully capture Mr. Bones in a plastic bag, leaving him restrained in a broom closet. Mr. Bones would remain trapped in the bag for several days, being regularly fed and taken care of by Crackhead. Crackhead would not receive any further instructions from the anonymous donor, and Mr. Bones would be kept captive for several days. Roughly 6 days after his capture, Bones would finally realize that he could simply take the plastic bag off of his head and successfully escape.

Later that year, Mr. Bones would locate Crackhead and, using transfiguration and chemistry, successfully transform him into a plastic chair. Crackhead would remain in the "chair" state for several months, being kept fully conscious in Mr. Bones' garage. 3 months later, Mr. Bones would finally free Crackhead and drop him off at a gas station, where he would remain in the parking lot for several days, coping with his trauma.

## Retiring

In Early 2023, Crackhead would officially retire as a Bag Assassin and pursue a career as a cabdriver in Butte. He would eventually run into Mr. Bones during a shift. The two would become friends, and Crackhead would become a valuable ally to Mr. Bones. He now lives a peaceful life as a nomad in Kalispell.

The two currently remain in contact as of the time being.