Wakanda

> "When *After Earth* was more respectful to black culture"
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**Wakanda**, officially known as the **Kingdom of Wakanda**, is a small isolationist landlocked country located in Africa, surrounded by mountain ranges and an impenetrable forest.

## History

What would become Wakanda was originally five independent tribes. When a meteor full of indestructible metal crashed into the heart of Africa, one of the tribes used that metal to create pacifist weapons, and the four other tribes pacifistically decided to unify with them not at all under threat of force, you can tell because they were smiling. Wakanda then decided to never colonize another tribe again, because they lacked ambition.

In 1995, King T'Chaka was attacked by his own brother in Oakland, California, and killed him in self-defense. T'Chaka allowed his brother's half-American son to remain orphaned in Oakland, since a child going missing in California may have tipped people off that a technologically-advanced society hidden behind a force-field in Africa.

Tragically, Wakandan national Frank the Rhino Farmer died when he walked into the shield surrounding the country, may he rest in peace.

Wakanda narrowly avoided an international incident when the Dora Mliaje attempted to assassinate Captain America, first for standing in a room they were walking into, then again for putting a hand on one of their shoulders. Luckily, Wakanda faced no consequences for this as Captain America was not allowed to give his own testimony of events.

African colonization happened with "woke juice"

Hannibal couldn’t have gone trough the alps with his elephants if there was the impenetrable forest. Elephants helped him get through the forest

## Geography

Wakanda is a landlocked country, surrounded by impenetrable vibranium trees and mountains. To further protect themselves from outsiders, Wankanda made a shield bubble to surround their city, now called the "bone dome," as the shield collects animal bones that die from contact with the shield, which have grown into a mountain of animal corpses and skeletons around the border. The Wakandans were unlucky because they didn’t think to walk around them. When it rains in Wakanda, the west wings of their skyscrapers suffer more, as they are mad of straw instead of vibranium.

they should have good reason why they are not found and why they are isolationist

## Technology

Wakanda is noteworthy for its large supply of vibranium, which they have kept within their country's borders for their entire history. This has allowed them to develop advanced technology and infrastructure, however this is often restricted to richer parts of the population, as most areas of Wakanda have dirt roads, rickety fences, and antiquated building methods, moreso than many other African societies that lack vibranium. Their vibranium skyscrapers also include portions made of straw, for some reason.

~~Wakandan scientists~~ The Wakandan scientist wears shells, imported from a Wakandan ocean, and works to create various technologies using vibranium. The Black Panther has vibranium balls that can do anything, like heal fatal wounds. Wakandans use tech-shoes that make no noise to milk the rhinos, as the best moment to milk them is when they are asleep.

## Traditions

Wakanda doesn’t lend their rhinos to people saving them as they want them for their milk and don’t want people to find their city, even though its weird that there is rhino farm in the middle of nowhere

To visit the Spirit Realm, you need to be buried in the sand. In the Spirit Realm, floor is lava and panthers avoid it by being in the tree

## Leader

The Wakandan King doubles as a superpowered enforcer named the Black Panther. When the king gets too old, they have their superpowers, super-durability, and Panther Dick taken away, even when they travel abroad and are open to assassination attempts. The Black Panther is stealth pacifist, peacefully killing people with stealth, but then coming into the fray to kill others, peacefully. The Black Panther is able to survive being stabbed in the heart by having his magic balls in his heart.

When the King of Wakanda dies, the next king is determined via a pacifist fistfight on top of a waterfall.

T'challa fights bigger T'challa, like how Iron Man fights bigger Iron Man in Iron Monger.

## Trivia

* Captain Marvel's suit is made of Wakandan balls, which allow her to do things
* Black Panther lost fights because he was trained by pacifists.
* Patrick Willems is in Wakanda since he likes tradition
* Wakanda = Wakanada
* If a foreigner sees Wakanda, they are either pacified to death or made to pinkie promise not to tell anyone

## Quotes of Wakanda

> "Join or die"
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> - The rousing speech that united the five tribes in Wakanda's early years
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* “You must forget the way”
* “My white boy, forget the way or forget your life” - the first Black Panther, to Columbus
* “Peace is having a larger stick than the next guy” - Adolf Hitler
* “Okay guys, that was the last guy that we had to kill, now we are pacifists.”
* “May the strongest pacifist win.”
* “You were supposed to interpret the rhinos, not milk them!”