Laws of Order

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The **Laws Of Order** are the RUC's personal list of laws for anywhere they somehow manage to hold power over. The RUC is not known to follow their own laws, or modify them whenever it's convenient.

They have recently edited some laws and added some new laws. They also seem to have applied this to the Indigo Syndicate as well.

## Laws

1. Only RUC officials or people with a license will own guns or other weapons to prevent any violence. (They do this prevent any dissidents from attaining ways to fight back against them)
2. Each newborn baby is checked for two weeks for any health problems before given to their parents. (RUDoctors strongly believe in eugenics, and will kill the baby if it exhibits any undesirable traits... which the RUDoctors are too stupid to tell, so it doesn't matter anyway. If the baby's skin is even slightly dark, they are killed immediately)
3. Alcohol is banned from the entire region to prevent drunken abuse. (Prohibition sure worked well didn't it?) (They updated and "lift" this ban as of 2022 as long as it is under a "Five Person" test. Five different people have to survive the test. Sometimes as soon as it gets to the fifth person, one of the other guys shoot the fifth guy in the head, citing it as a reason to ban the drink.)
4. Abstinence is mandatory. No sex before marriage. (They literally spy on you and murder you if you don't follow this rule. Also, they don't even check if you're married or not, so trying to have sex in general is dangerous)
5. All food is double checked by the RUC Health Inspection Committee(RUCHIC) and any ounce of unhealthiness will force the food to be altered. (The RUC doesn't typically recognize anything other than shit as food, so all of the foods they take will wind up being replaced with literal shit)
6. Everyone must have a job. If they can't get one the RUC will find one for them. (There are no jobs other than serving in the military, or becoming a prestigious "RUScientist" who do nothing but stare at papers written by competent actual scientists all day without digesting the information, and claim it was written by them)
7. Demons are to be shot or captured on sight. (No explanation needed for this.)
8. Gold is shared among the community regardless of who owns it. (Redistributing wealth? Funny, considering they would lose their minds and call anyone else who does this an "evil commie demon." But anyways, the "gold" is all actually just concentrated in big name supporters of the RUC, and members themselves. They'll use it to buy useless junk such as jewerly and expensive clothing)
9. Medical treatment is top priority. (Titans)
10. At least three farms are needed in each settlement. Six months are needed before one is made. (Wtf is this, Age of Empires? Btw they never build any farms.)
11. Everyone is treated in court fairly. (Except when they're not, which is all the time)
12. Every second week of June is Popeye appreciation week. (Damn that is egotistical) (They just had to add in one for Popeye Jr. They just had to)
13. All kids have an equal opprotunity in education. (Unless they're "demons" of course)
14. Everyone has a right to vote during the Indigo Elections.(They're clearly always rigged in their favor)
15. Free lunch meals for kids as part of the Uber Indigo Program.(Pretty communistic, don'tcha think RUC?)
16. Rape is illegal.(This would be fine and all but... notice it took /eight/ years for them to add what should have been there since Day One into their rules)
17. Authorities have the right to check if you are a Cat-Bleeder via cavity search. If you have a cat tail, they will determine if it is real or fake. If it is real they will arrest or attack you. If it is fake they will let you go.(A violation of someones privacy and everything. Imagine not only being forced to strip naked and have your possible tail touched if you have one but if it is a real tail and a cat one, they kill you on the spot.)
18. Until the Cat-Bleeder menace is contained, spicy peppers like Jalapenos, Habaneros, and Ghost Peppers are severely limited to outright banned in certain districts.(The RUC and Indigo Syndicate can only handle bread. Toast is too spicy to them. This seems to be in response to Survivors like A.B. and Bern being into spicy food, especially the latter due to their "Cat-Bleeder" demonization being related to her.)
19. Literacy is required to get a job.(They really don't enforce this one. Like at all.)
20. One needs an Indigo Uber license for exotic pets.(Anyone can own a very dangerous, possibly endangered animal and abuse it here!)
21. They will teach people how to swim before becoming a soldier.(Some may swim but this is another one they don't enforce.)
22. Rent is cut in half if you become a soldier or medic.(This is to incentivize their military)
23. Those who call authorities on Demons or Cat-Bleeders will get a reward for successfully doing so.(People keep calling the authorities onto their own neighbors to ruin their lives due to this)

## Trivia

* Hilariously enough, the Laws of Order don't include laws against murder, robbery, rape, and others.