To Love And Shelly(Transcript)

(MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR KIDS UNDER 18! MAY HAVE BAD WORDS, SO I BLEEPED THEM OUT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS PARODY IS NOT OFFICIAL YET.)

(The Beginning shows a picture of a Pirate and a Yellow Parrot on shoulder singing)

Pirate man: R' yo' ready, gangsters?

Gangsters: Hell ya, Captain!

Pirate man: I can't hea you~!

Gangsters; Then yo' god\*NOPE\* probably deaf, captain!

Pirate man: Ooooh...(Shows a Hotel room with a Huge Fish Tank, But the Captain Goes into a fit of Coughing Before we see where SpongeRob and Brashnick Live) Dang Bro, Give me one sec.(Coughs a little more) Oooohh..... Who live in a Fish tank in a Hotel?

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: Sassy n' kick\*NOPE\* n' wild as hell!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: If playin' m games be somethang yo' want!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: Then git ahead but don't yo' try ta daunt!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: (AY YO...!)

Everyone: SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob. SweatPants!

(Opening shot of SpongeRob sitting alone in his Couch, looking at Shelly's Instaglam account on his phone. Brashnick walks in.)

Brashnick: Hey SpongeRob, What up?

SpongeRob: I'm in love wit' shelly, brashnick. I want her ta be m' girlfriend.

Brashnick: Oh thug, datz tough. Yo' need some advice. I think i know one.

(Cut to Kranktom's house. SpongeRob knocks on the door)

Kranktom: Hey, Guys! (Smokes) What's goin' on here?

SpongeRob: "How can I get Shelly to be my girlfriend?"

Kranktom: Well, \*NOPE\*iit,, first things first. Yo' need ta impress her. Show her What the \*NOPE\* yo''re made of.

Brashnick: N' how tha \*NOPE\* do we do dat?

Kranktom: Yo' need ta show her yo' god\*NOPE\* skills. What are u' good at?

SpongeRob: I'm wack at makin' food!

Kranktom: Kick\*NOPE\*! invite her ova fo' dinna n' make her tha best dinna that \*NOPE\* eva had!

(Cut to SpongeRob's kitchen, where SpongeRob is frantically making Dinner while Brashnick watches nervously.)

Brashnick: R' yo' shizzle dis be a wack idea? What if that \*NOPE\* doesn't like yo' food?

SpongeRob: Trust me, \*NOPE\*'ll ludd 'em!

(Cut to Shelly arriving at SpongeRob's house for dinner.)

Shelly: "Wow, SpongeRob. This place looks amazing!"

SpongeRob: Thank yo', shelly. I made us some dinna.

Shelly: (takes a bite of the Steak and her eyes widen in delight.) This is amazing! How did you make this?

SpongeRob: Dat \*NOPE\* a secret recipe.

Brashnick: Dudez been workin' on dat \*NOPE\* fo' years.

Shelly: Well, SpongeRob, this is the best meal I've ever had. You're amazing!

SpongeRob: I'm glad yo' liked dat, shelly. Maybe we can do dis again sometime?

Shelly: I'd love to!

SpongeRob:(Jumps into the air) \*NOPE\*, YEAH!!!

(Cut to Kranktom's house, where SpongeRob and Brashnick are sitting with Kranktom.)

Kranktom: So, how it git?

SpongeRob: \*Nope\* loved dat \*NOPE\*! we're goin' out again next week!

Brashnick: They're officially boyfriend n' girlfriend naw!

Kranktom: I'm so proud o' yo', spongerob. Yo''ve come a long way.

SpongeRob: Thanks, bro. I couldn't have done dat \*NOPE\* without yo' god\*NOPE\* help.

Closing shot of SpongeRob, Brashnick and Kranktom continuting their conversation as the scene circles into black, Ending the Episode)