Ben Lusejik

> "*Némpe kúćajvakan rav ! Némpe otiztika rav !*"
> ― Lusejik in a court case in December 2015
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**Ben Lusejik** (born 14 January 1987) is a Sallislandic actor, voice actor, professional snowboarder, and convicted pedophile known for voicing Drake Parker in the Sallish dub of Drake & Josh.

After it was revealed in 2015 that he was a pedophile, anything that featured him physically appearing was pulled and banned. He was eventually convicted in January 2016 and is now serving a five year prison sentence. If released in January 2021, he will be heavily monitored with a 500-foot/152-metre restraining order against all cisgender women upon release and will have to live underground in an isolated area.

Additionally, in 2020, Kuku TV and Nickelodeon pulled Drake & Josh due to Ben Lusejik being a known pedophile, alongside allegations of Drake Bell domestically abusing his ex-girlfriend.

## Filmography

* Drake & Josh (Sallish dub, 2005-2010) - Drake Parker
* Zoey 101 (Sallish dub, 2005) - Drake Bell (Spring Fling)
* Popstar (Sallish dub, 2006) - JD McQueen
* Her (2009) - Drunken man
* iCarly (Sallish dub, 2009) - Lucas Cruikshank/Fred Figglehorn (iMeet Fred)
* iCarly (Gicamese Italian dub, 2009) - Lucas Cruikshank/Fred Figglehorn (iMeet Fred)
* iCarly (Sallish dub, 2010) - Drake Bell (iBloop)

## Early life

He grew up in extreme poverty on nuclear sites, but then his mother married a Gicamese sugar daddy, Igor Giordano, in 1991 and they moved to Gicama.

His biological father, Mateho Lusejik, was a Sallislandic coal miner who, in 1989, held everyone inside the TVG headquarters hostage for three days until surrendering to the police and was soon admitted to a mental institution.

## Personal life

Lusejik was diagnosed as autistic in 2005 and is known for using his limited understanding of social cues to excuse his perverted behaviour.

He dated Lexi Źeljkić from April to September 2009. The two broke up after Źeljkić claimed that he was abusive towards her.

He is addicted to sex, masturbation and betting on illegal casino sites. As of 2006, he is apart of the Adrijan Kehećobak Orthodox Church.

## Trivia

* Lusejik wanted to voice Freddie Benson and Spencer Shay in iKarlja, which is iCarly's Sallish dub. He did voice Drake Bell in his cameo in iBloop.
* Despite not being American and never living in the United States, Lusejik considers himself a Republican.
* He supports conversion therapy.
* On 19 December 2009, Lusejik, while dressed up as Santa Claus, attempted to murder a young girl by throwing a Cabbage Patch Kids ‘Snacktime Kid’ doll at her face to eat it.
* In November 2011, Lusejik tried to attend the cinema premiere of “iCarli: Festa Vittoriosa”, which is the Gicamese Italian dub of iParty with Victorious, but was escorted out by security.
* He believes COVID-19 is non-existent and that masks and vaccines contain tracking chips.
* Lusejik also believes the Arabic refrain in the song, “Ojos Así” by Shakira is a prayer to the devil. He once stated that the song contained part of the route Satan would take, which was, “Bahrain to Beirut, the North to the South Poles, and then somewhere in Salliland”.
* He has a speech impediment which causes him to slur his words and pronounce "ah" as "uh". He generally masks the impediment while speaking, but it is very audible when he sings, such as in the Sallish intro for Drake & Josh where he sings "uzijù" instead of "uzija".

TBA