Episode 3 - Firefighting Gary and Snellie Transcript

Gary and Snellie: Oh yeah, you know it! Uh huh, you got it! Uh huh. Left, right, hey, pa-chow! (Hey!) Gary and Snellie, doing good feels good Gary and Snellie, they're besties all the way Gary and Snellie, doing good feels good They're gonna make the world a better place! Hey! Here we go! Oh! With SpongeBob SquarePants lead the way... Gary and Snellie, doing good feels good So come on, let's do good with Gary and Snellie!

Title: "Nickelodeon's Gary and Snellie"

"Developed for television by Stephen Hillenburg"

Gary: [Reading episode title] "Firefighting Gary and Snellie".

[The episode begins in the place called Slithersville. And Gary and Snellie are wearing firefighter hats on their heads.]

Gary: Oh boy! Can you believe it, Snellie! We get to be firefighters of Slithersville!

Snellie: Oh, Gary. I always wanted to be a firefighter.

Mary's ex-boyfriend: Ha. (Slithers to Gary and Snellie) Since when are you two light wits know about firefighting?

Gary: Boss. Don't you see? It is our dream to help out snails in need. Thanks to Esmerelda showing us the song we just made up.

Snellie: Gary's right. Just the two of us best friends and love bugs. No one can ever know that there's a fire going on underwater.

Mary's ex-boyfriend: Well, my fellas and I are going to make sure you don't make good deeds. Psst. Boys... This is your cue to come at my side. [An Orange Snail with a red cap on and a Bully Snail with a punk black shell came slithering at Mary's ex-boyfriend the Snail Boss' side.]

Bully Snail: Firefighters? Bah.

Orange Snail: Who's going to fight fire with you two standing around?

Mary: [Came slithering to Gary and Snellie] Now Boss, that is just playing rude. Gary and Snellie can be firefighters if they want too. Besides, if they want to rescue their owners SpongeBob and Squidward we have to cheer on for them.

Gary: [Blushed from Mary the Snail's words] Aww.

Snellie: Ahem.

Gary: I believe Mary is right, Boss. You, Dan and Spike watch. We'll see who helps out snails in need.

Mary's ex-boyfriend: Heh. Don't say we didn't warn you. Let's go, fellas. [He, Orange Snail and Bully Snail slithers off.]

Snellie: Those guys are mean.

Gary: Who cares? We have to become fire fighters in order to rescue our owners SpongeBob and Squidward from Neptune's Sun and Moon.

Snellie: You're right, Gary. We have to help every snail, worm, sea bunny, clam and seahorse. Because what do we do?

Gary: We do good!

Gary and Snellie: [burst into song with a high five with their snail hands] Do gooders, unite! Here we go! [singing] It's time to do what we do best!

Gary: Snellie, what do we do?

Snellie: Do Good!

Gary: What do we do?

Snellie: Do Good!

Gary and Snellie: [singing] Let snail it up and help our friends!

Snellie: Gary, what do we do?

Gary: Do Good!

Snellie: What do we do?

Gary: Do Good!

Gary and Snellie: [singing] Let's make a difference me and you like SpongeBob SquarePants likes to do! Do Good! We Do Good! [highs five with their snail hands]

Mary: Can I come too? Please?

Gary: Sure you can, Mary. We all want to help our owners.

Snellie: Welcome to the firefighting team! [Puts the firefighter hat on Mary's head]

Gary: Now... To the firetruck!

[Gary, Snellie and Mary slithered toward the firetruck as they go driving out of the firefighter's building and outside on the streets of Slithersville and Gary turns on the siren for emergencies only by making siren sounds.]

Gary and Snellie: Wee hoo wee hoo wee hoo wee hoo!

Mary: You two make quite a couple like me and Billy.

Snellie: Gosh, Mary thanks. It's what Gary and I do.

[Then Gary, Snellie and Mary spotted three scary looking old snails who are stuck up in the tree. One gray with a heart shape tattoo, One red with a bandage on his red shell and One olive green with some hair on his chin.]

Gray Snail: Somebody! Help!

Red Snail: Help!

Olive Green Snail: Help us!

Gary: Look! Some snails need help!

Snellie: They're stuck up in a tree!

Mary: Well what are we waiting for? Let's go save them.

[They drove their firetruck all the way to where Gray Snail, Red Snail and Olive Green Snail are.]

Gary: Do not worry. We will get you down from this tree!

Snellie: Here. We'll use the ladder!

[Mary presses the button as the ladder comes all the way up toward the tree for Gray Snail, Red Snail and Olive Green Snail to climb back down and into the firetruck. Bubble Translation to Gary, Snellie and Mary seeing three scary old snails; Gray, Red and Olive Green eye to eye.]

Gray Snail: Look who just saved us.

Mary: You should be thanking Gary and Snellie. They're firefighting snails.

Snellie: Oh. That's nothing really.

Gary: Snellie and I are a great couple when it comes to best friends.

[Suddenly from offscreen, there was an emergency. We pan over to see the fire that is coming from the building and smoke coming from the windows.]

Realistic Fish Head: Now... Our top story tonight. Slithersville is now under sage by fire. The fire is spreading all around the buildings. What kind of knucklehead started this fire of all buildings? We now go to our substitute news reporter live on the scene.

Ben Blenny: Chaos runs in the streets back in Bikini Bottom. That's right folks. This is your news reporter Ben Blenny standing in for Perch Perkins who just got deformed by Neptune's moon. Fire is spreading all around Slithersville where the sea snails now use to live along with the sea bunnies, worms, clams and seahorses.

Sea Bunny: (Gibberish)

Ben Blenny: Yes... Little Sea Bunny. Care to say a few words with your folk?

Sea Bunny: (Grabs the mac and speaks gibberish)

Snellie: Oh no. Fire is spreading all around Slithersville?

Gary: Who is going to stop this fire spread in our new town?

Mary: You too of course. You're Gary and Snellie. Snail duo. And snails like you give up that easily.

Gary: You're right, Mary. We better get to the building that is on fire. Stat.

Snellie: Let's roll!

[Gary, Snellie and Mary gets back on the firetruck as they drive all the way back to the town of Slithersville as we fade to black.]