Sid Chang Starts Middle School (The Casagrandes Lost Episode)

Flour and eggs and milk and sugar, then we stir it all together. Then after it’s mixed, what do we do, we put it in the oven for a minute or 2! Oh, hi! I didn’t see ya come in! My name is Penny Peterson. I’m a, uh, wait a minute! They never gave me an age, it’s all because Dreamworks is an asshole. Whoops! Must’ve been too harsh that time. Let’s just say I’m a girl who’s between 9 and 10 years old. Anyways, I got a question for you. Did you ever watch this show called The Casagrandes?

Well, if you haven’t, I’ll tell you that this show is a spin off to The Loud House. Now who in their right minds think they can work on 2 sets of series at once? Well, before you answer, this is my opinion so shut the fuck up! Darn it! Went too harsh again. Anyways, the show centers on a girl named Ronnie Anne who lives with her family in a market and apartment. I wish I lived there but unfortunately I don’t have my own house as I constantly live with my family in which they are on vacation and they did not want me to mention their real names in this story.

Moving on. There’s a lost episode of The Casagrandes that got me pissed off and it made me afraid of going to middle school. Here’s how it all went. I have a pesky younger brother whose name is Justin. He for some reason cannot talk but communicate due to the fact that he lost his voice because when I took him to see a show about snakes, he got scared by the snake men when they put a snake in his ear.

What a weird day that was. The next day, I was taking a bath because forget showers. I fell asleep and had this weird dream where I was introducing myself in the school when these wakandans came and started throwing basketballs at my face. I woke up before they could throw a bowling ball at me.

I stepped out of the tub and got dressed. When I finished dressing, I got a knock on the door. I opened it to see no one other than Rabe Maniels. He was about to take off the clothes I just put on but before he could finish the rest, I was saved by Adam Young, a member of Owl City.

Later on, I decided to go for a walk since I needed some fresh air. I met this man whose name is Norman Bates. He worked at his own hotel just like Katz from Courage The Cowardly Dog. He told me that since I’m 2 years away from attending middle school, I probably wouldn’t want to enjoy it because of dark reasons.

He decided that I should come to his college the next day so he could discuss why. I alerted my parents and they accepted the deal. The next day, Norman gave me a text on my cell phone claiming that he’s outside just like what an uber driver would say back in the day. I realized that Norman used a tractor with a face! The tractor was named Terrence. He came from the island of Sodor. We both drove to the college that Norman went to.

The first thing that happened when I walked in was The Old Cockerill asking Norman who I was. I introduced myself and he claimed that I’ll be sitting next to Earl Fatchurd. We got to know each other and class started. The lesson for the day was on why you probably wouldn’t want to attend middle school. I never did the test since I wasn’t ready for crap like this.

Right after that, The Old Cockerill announced that we would watch an episode of The Casagrandes that talks about today’s topic. But first we had to sit through some commercials. The first commercial started with the Geico lizard claiming that he’s at the dentist because he was starting a new dental business. The doctor who happened to be Robert De Niro began inspecting the lizard’s teeth. Instead of the usual narrator that says that Geico could help you save 15% or more on car insurance, it was Rainbow Dash saying it.

The second commercial had Surly and Precious from The Nut Job eating some Mcdonalds with their human friend named Leonard Petersen. And no, that’s not one of my parent’s names. There’s someone who has the last name Petersen. The intro began but when Ronnie Anne said dia, she just kept skating until she managed to run into Dick Weller. He said, “Hello! I’m Dick Weller! The following episode of The Casagrandes you are about to watch will talk about why you don’t want to start middle school. Enjoy the episode!”

The title of the episode was called, “Sid Chang Starts Middle School.” It started with Sid Chang having a shower in her house. She was singing a song about how middle school will be perfect and how she’ll succeed through it. Meanwhile, Ronnie Anne was in her apartment eating a delicious bowl of Fruity Pebbles. “Product placement!” I mimicked in my head.

Meanwhile, Bobby came into the room and told Ronnie Anne that they were going to Disneyland on friday. Then Ronnie said, “Bobby, Disneyland got closed down due to health concerns, plus we live so far away.”

Bobby claimed that she made a good statement and he walked away. It switched back to Sid who was still showering. A knock on the door was made claiming that Sid was in the shower for half an hour. She turned it off and went to get dressed.

A time card popped up and it read, “1 Hour Later.” The bus arrived. Ronnie Anne and Sid were getting on it. They sat next to each other as usual. Sid looked very sad. Ronnie wondered what was going on. Sid said, “Well Ronnie Anne, I’m starting middle school today, and it looks like I can’t go back to elementary school.”

It then faded to the Royal Woods Middle School. Lincoln was in Mr Bolhofner’s class just working on a math test when Bolhofner himself came near him and said, “Hey Lincoln, I must say that since you never liked this class but finally got over it, you’ve been doing so well that you’ve secretly aced all of my class and much more.”

I recognized that Lincoln was sitting next to some people who didn’t belong on the show such as Anthony Wiggle, Laura, Ashley Armbruster, Snowden and Sage. Lincoln asked them how their day was going until the classroom door knocked. I recognized that the new principal was Amos Slade. He claimed that Sid Chang is a new student to the class. She sat next to Lincoln with a sad expression on her face. She put her head down and began to cry.

Lincoln tried to help her by introducing himself. Sid tried to calm herself down by claiming that she’s been separated and doesn’t have any friends right now. “I’ll be your friend.” Lincoln said. Sid Chang was finally happy and she shaked Lincoln’s hand.

Meanwhile at Royal Woods Elementary, Ronnie Anne was having a break at her school when her cell phone rang. Lincoln called claiming that ever since Sid moved to middle school, he became her new friend.

After that, it transitioned to the cafeteria where Lincoln was with his friend Clyde about to get some delicious cheeseburgers. You know, upon watching this, the title of the episode felt misleading because some scenes tend to focus on Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.

The lunch person happened to be Ernie from Peppermint Park. He served the food and off Sid & Lincoln went. After lunch, Lincoln was in a math class with Charmx as the teacher. While teaching, Charmx got confused and he said, “Where is Sid Chang? She’s a new student in my class and she’s late.” Lincoln decided to go looking for her. He did manage to find her in the boys locker room taking a shower since she could not go through being separated from Ronnie Anne.

Lincoln gasped and he went to tell the principal. Here is how the conversation went.

Amos Slade: Hey Lincoln buckeroo, what’s wrong?

Lincoln: The new student in my class who is a girl is in the boys locker room showering!

Amos Slade: WHAT? Well that is unacceptable, she knows that there is a sign for which bathroom is correct. Thanks for letting me know, I’ll send her to the office immediately. Also, you are free to go home early.

Sid Chang was scrubbing her shoulders in the shower until Amos who seemed pissed yelled into the speaker, “Sid Chang! Get your slimy little communist shit twinkle toe cocksucking ass down to my office now!” I did not like what I heard out of Amos Slade’s mouth. Sid Chang shut off the shower, got dressed and rushed to the principal’s office.

And the episode ended there. The bell rang as soon as I took my phone out. We all left early and I was given a ride home by Norman. I thanked him for the trip he gave me. I went into my bedroom to play on my PS4. When I sat down on my bed, I heard a voice that said, “Hello lovely!” The voice came from my closet. I got up to see what all the jibjab was about. I went to the closet and found a man who came from Egypt claiming he’s been starving for over 9 days and he was asking for some food.

I went to the kitchen and got my box of Cap'n Crunch and some apple juice and he came out with me. We talked about how Justin was always complaining about there being a monster in his closet but it was actually a man instead. I showed Justin the man in the closet and he stopped complaining.

The man in the closet left later on. I was going to take a shower until the door knocked. The next thing that happened though really makes me regret doing it. I opened the door to be greeted by The Cat In The Hat. He had a hoe on both his hands. He said, “Time to die!” I screamed and closed the door. But I saw a few more people planning to kill me such as Katz, Mr Owl, Danny Devito and Alec Baldwin. They chased me around the house while I screamed for help.

I was luckily saved by the man in my closet. He had a staff that sent a bunch of mosquitos chasing after them. I thanked him and he gave me a 100 dollar bill. What a weird day.

So remember, don’t attend middle school because you may get a pretty strict principal or what not. Have a good day chummy chum!