The Penguin Village Problems

**The Penguin Village Problems** is a British-South African TV show in CP that started from from August 16th 2006 and discontinued on July 13th 2009. In 2015, the creators announced that they were re-continuing it with a season 2 in 2016. It is rated TV-9 due to mild language and swearing.

## Episodes

### Season 1

Episode 1 - On Holiday - Airdate: August 16th 2006

Episode 2 - Abused - Airdate: November 16th 2006

Episode 3 - S-E-E-K-E-R-S - Airdate: 12th January 2007

Episode 4 - Pancake Party - Airdate: 1st February 2007

Episode 5 - Disney Takeover Time! - Airdate: 1st August 2007

Episode 6 - Merry Walrus needs help - Airdate: December 20th 2007

Episode 7 - OPERATION: N00b Ch1stm4s - Airdate: December 25th 2007

Episode 8 - Nightclub spies - Airdate: March 13th 2008

Episode 9 - Summer celebration - Airdate: August 3rd 2008

Episode 10 - The finale - Airdate: July 13th 2009

### Season 2

Episode 1 - Pookie Dilemma - Airdate: January 29, 2016

## Script for the second episode

(theme song plays)

Narrator: It is a lovely day in club penguin.

Sally: Mumu.

Sally's mom: Get lost, I am watching TV.

Sally: But mumu...

Sally's mom: GET LOST

Sally: I wish my mumu was nice :(

\*sally's dad comes home from work at the coffee shop\*

Sally: Dada is here.

Sally's mom: Babe!

Sally's dad: Hi, babe.

\*sally's mom kisses sally's dad\*

Sally: Mumu, I want to go to the snow fo-

Sally's mom and dad together: GET LOST

Sally: Mumu and dada are so mean to mwe :( I am only 4. I'll just go.

\*sally goes to the snow forts to meet her friend Alyssa\*

Sally: Hwi, Lyss.

Alyssa: Hwi, Sallz.

Sally: Mwy parents are swo mean.

Alyssa: Well, woo lucky to wive with woo birth mumu. I was adwopted.

Sally: Weah.

-Commercial Break.-

Sally: Alyssa, were woo evwer abwused?

Alyssa: What do woo mwean?

Sally: Wike stwarved, bweaten?

Alyssa: Mo.

### -Flashback.-

Sally: Mumu, mwe hungwy.

Mumu: Fuck off, runt. I never wanted to be pregnant with you.

Sally: But M-

DuhDuh: GET LOST. Shoo. Shoo.

### -Flashback Over.-

Sally: I hwave. All the twime. I have the knife mwarks to pwove it.

Allysa: Think bwack further, Sallz.

### -Another Flashback-

\*sally is in her mom's tummy and hears talking\*

Sally's mom: Babe, I have some bad news.

Sally's dad: You're breaking up with me? NO BABE I LOVE YOU!!!

Sally's mom: No, it is worse. I am pregnant.

Sally's dad: GOD DANG IT!!!

### -Flashback over-

Sally: Yup, tey always hwated mwe.

Alyssa: You can always move over with me and my fam! My mumu is sweet!

Sally: Alyssa, I don't think my parents would be happy with that, but I'll try!

Alyssa: Okay!

### -Commercial break.-

Random Commercial: The coffee shop sponsors The Penguin Village Problems.

Random Commercial: Guess what? In the abandoned plaza, a pizza parlour and a pet shop are opening soon! Go there soon!

Random Commercial: Are you sick of your puffles pooing everywhere? Then try new Poop-A-Scoop! Only in the "Better Igloos" catalog.

[1]McDonald's Ad

Random Commercial: The coffee shop sponsors The Penguin Village Problems.

### -Commercial Break Over-

Sally: Wet's go to woo home.

Alyssa: Wotay.

\*knocks on door\*

Alyssa's adoptive mom: Hi?

Allysa: My fwiend Sally is here.

Sally: Hwi.

Allysa's adoptive mom: Come in!