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Derek Randolph/Arcade

## The Recess Fight Club

### Hidden Boss Battle - vs. Ms. Helman

*To fight Ms. Helman in Arcade Mode before the final boss battle (this can be done on any difficulty level), the following criteria must be met:*

* Derek must be, and remain, your chosen character for the duration of the Arcade run.
* Don't lose any matches, and don't continue even once.
* Land five first attacks.
* Get at least one perfect victory.
* Get at least three or more Maximum School Spirit Attack victories.

*(See FINAL BOSS BATTLE - vs. Principal Principle for the post-rival battle cutscene, which plays before the hidden boss battle instead of the final boss battle if the conditions to fight Ms. Helman in Arcade Mode are met.)*

**Principal Principle**: *(approaching Derek)* Such exemplary fighting prowess you've shown, young man. I'll admit, I'm impressed. But, before you face me, you'll have to face... one of the teachers at this school.

*(After the rival battle, Ms. Helman appears in front of Derek.)*

**Ms. Helman**: Is that you, Derek Randolph? Where's the warm color scheme assignment you were supposed to turn in? I believe it's 17 years overdue.

**Derek**: I burned that shit to ashes. Don't think I'll be presenting it any time soon.

**Ms. Helman**: That wasn't very nice of you, young man. And, what about that one time when I asked you to turn off your Korn in class and you gave me "the finger?"

**Derek**: That was when I sat through that boring lecture of yours during my freshman year, back in 2001... *(going into his fighting stance)* and this year won't be any better for you!

**Ms. Helman**: Then you're in need of adequate discipline. *(goes into her fighting stance as well)* Show me the artistic quality I expect in your fighting!

### After winning against Ms. Helman

*(After the fight, a badly-beaten Ms. Helman is down on one knee and one hand.)*

**Ms. Helman**: I guess I underestimated the artistry you showed while fighting. You'll need to improve on it for your next, and probably last, fight.

**Derek**: You teachers are all alike. "No food in class" this, "*bleiben ihren vorgenannten Platz* (stay in your assigned seat)" that... Bah! Rules are for wimps!

**Ms. Helman**: Is that the tone of voice to speak to your teachers in? Perhaps you should change your attitude if you don't want to have to repeat junior year for the umpteenth time.

**Derek**: I'm outta here. And I wouldn't want to be you, Miss Smellman!

*(Afterwards, the final boss battle cutscene against Principal Principle, which normally plays after the post-rival battle cutscene, begins.)*
Laughy

*This article features media from **MGW Productions** that has yet to be released.*

**Laughy** is a mutated black-market pet hyena who will be a hidden character in *Pet Fighters*, where he is voiced by Eric André.

## Win Quotes

### Pet Fighters

#### Character-Specific Win Quotes (Arcade Mode Only)

* *"I don't waste time MONKEYING around with second BANANAS like you! Hahahahahaha!"* (vs. Bongo)
* *"Dang, fightin' ya was tough. And that's no BULL, DAWG! Hahahahahaha!"* (vs. Bubba)
* *"Your NEIGHbors are probably worried 'boutcha, so HOOF it back to the farm! Hahahahahaha!"* (vs. C. Pride)
* *"See? I told EWE gettin' in my way was a BAAED idea! Hahahahahaha!"* (vs. Dolly)
* *"And you'd better not come CRAWLING back! Hahahahahaha!"* (vs. Fang)
* *"I guess you ladies were TWO much to handle, weren'tcha? Hahahahahaha!"* (vs. Faryn and Etta)
* *"Dang, babe, was that a FRENCH KISS you blew at me just now? Hahahahahaha!"* (vs. Fifi)
* *"I didn't think I was gonna fall for ya that WEASELY! Hahahahahaha!"*
* *"Aw, stop SWINING. You know tryin'na face me was a PIG mistake! Hahahahahaha!"* (vs. Oinky)
* *"Hey, kiddo, didja get today off SCHOOL? Hahahahahaha!"*
* *"Maybe next time, you'll BEAK quiet when fighting! Hahahahahaha!"*
* *"I bet this loss leftcha SHELL-shocked, huh, gramps? Hahahahahaha!" (vs. Pops)*
* *"¡Olé! Now that I've beatcha, it looks like you've hit ROCK BOTTOM! Hahahahahaha!"* (vs. Rocky)
* *"Lower-class canines always DRIVE me crazy! Hahahahahaha!"* (vs. Rover)
* *"You being BLIND AS A BAT made this victory easy for me! Hahahahahaha!"* (vs. Vlad)
Asja Asghan

*This article features media from **MGW Productions** that has yet to be released.*

## Asja Asghan

### Hair Color

Dark brown (glowing white in Motherly Love form)

### Eye Color

Light brown (glowing white in Motherly Love form)

### Relatives

Mohammed Asghan (ex-husband), Hakim (son)

## Appearance

In her normal form, Asja has russet skin, light brown eyes, and dark brown hair. When she transforms into her Motherly Love form, her skin tans beyond how dark it already is, her hair, body, and eyes start to glow with solar energy, and she gains a "bikini" made out of solar energy and starts to go barefoot.

## Movelist

### Oedipal Pantiemonium

* **Eishq al-Shamsi** (Arabic: عشق الشمس) (The Sun's Love): Asja tightly hugs her opponent for two and a half seconds, burning and damaging them the moment her skin makes contact with them, before letting them go. On Meter Burn, she hugs the opponent one second longer, damaging them slightly more.

## Win Quotes

* (S Grade) *"I can't wait to give you a nice, warm hug for being such a nice resort worker!* La taqlaq *(don't worry), I promise I won't burn you."*
* (A Grade) *"Would you like me to help you with your tan later? I mean, if you love* al-shamsi *(the sun), it'll love you back. Right?"*
* (D Grade) *"Because of how you treated me and* shu'aa' al-shamsi al-saghir al-khasi bi *(my little ray of sunshine), I'm afraid* al-shamsi *(the sun) has set prematurely on our time at this resort."*
Bulgaria

**Bulgaria** (Bulgarian: България, romanized: *Bǎlgariya*), officially the **Republic of Bulgaria** (Bulgarian: Реnубʌиkа Бъʌƨаpия), is a country in Southeast Europe. It is situated on the eastern flank of the Balkans, and is bordered by Romania to the north, Serbia and North Macedonia to the west, Greece and Turkey to the south, and the Black Sea to the east. Bulgaria covers a territory of 110,994 square kilometres (42,855 sq mi), and is the sixteenth-largest country in Europe. Sofia is the nation's capital and largest city; other major cities are Plovdiv, Varna and Burgas.
George Newbern

**George Young Newbern** (born December 30, 1964) is an American actor, best known for his roles as Charlie in the ABC show *Scandal* and Bryan MacKenzie in *Father of the Bride* (1991) and its sequels *Father of the Bride Part II* and *Father of the Bride Part 3 (ish)*, as well as Danny (The Yeti) in *Friends* and his recurring role as Julia's son Payne in *Designing Women*. He is also known for providing the voices of Superman in many pieces of DC Comics media (most notably the *Justice League* and *Justice League Unlimited* animated series, both part of the DC Animated Universe, where he replaces Tim Daly, who voiced the character in his eponymous series and the *Injustice* video game series) and Sephiroth in the *Final Fantasy* series and the *Kingdom Hearts* series.
Syd Foltz

Syd Foltz (she/her) is a Chicago-based performer  and writer currently represented by Stewart Talent for Voiceover. With training from theaters such as The Second City, The Annoyance, and IO she brings a savory quirk to the fantasy world. She has been playing DnD for over five years and can’t imagine life without it. Anything she can't do in the real world, she manifests in the fantasy world.  She’s also known to have a major crush on every dnd character she creates...

Learn more about her at her website!

## Characters

* Ora Faetris (Current Main)
* Kai Abadite (Former Main)
* Siveril Phidithas (Ilazul Hearts, Part 1 & 2)
* Scallop (Rose & Red Dagger, Parts 1, 2, & 3)
LeBron James

**LeBron Raymone James Sr.** (born December 30, 1984) is an American professional basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers of the National Basketball Association (NBA). Nicknamed "**King James**", he is widely considered one of the greatest players in NBA history and is frequently compared to Michael Jordan in debates over the greatest basketball player ever. The only player to have won NBA championships with three franchises (the Cleveland Cavaliers, the Miami Heat, and the Lakers) as NBA Finals MVP, James has competed in ten NBA Finals, eight of them consecutively with the Heat and the Cavaliers from 2011 to 2018. His accomplishments include four NBA championships, four NBA MVP awards, four NBA Finals MVP awards, and two Olympic gold medals. During his 18-year career, James holds the record for all-time playoffs points, is third in all-time points, and seventh in career assists. James has been selected to the All-NBA Team a record 17 times (with a record of 13 First Team selections and 11 consecutive First Team selections, the latter of which is shared with Karl Malone), made the NBA All-Defensive First Team five times, and has been named an All-Star 18 times, including three All-Star MVP selections. In 2021, he was selected to the NBA 75th Anniversary Team.
Simon Sharpe IV

Laylor Tautner (Coworker/Friend)

Zakara (Coworker/Friend)

Simon Sharpe III (Father)

Unnamed Mother

## Biography

Simon Sharpe IV (he/him), is a kind and intellectual gnome artificer who works as an Archivist at The Sovereign Athenaum. He is always striving for innovation in his inventions and research as well as bringing kindness to all who cross his path. He is almost always seen with his mechanical companion, a robotic dog named "Steely" Daniel Sharpe the First. In Arkala he is under the banner of the Astrov family.

During the events of The Royal Librarians, Simon fought side by side with his friends to help protect a Planesbreaker that was hidden deep in the library.

## Description

### **Appearance**

Simon is short, coming in at 2'5. He has dark olive skin and lavender hair, usually curled and unkempt (and adorned with his goggles pushed up above his eyes) with mutton chops that come down the side of his cheeks. He wears fitted, becoming armor that houses a lot of his inventions, including his arcane greatsword that forms from the hilt into a full-sized greatsword that he uses in battle.

## Relationships

### Matt Vasso

Simon and Matt Vasso have a mutual, but unstated attraction to eachother. They both have intense feelings of adoration but neither one has said it to the other.

### Oksana

Simon's best friend at the library. They bonded over their mutual love of trashy romance novels and dream of one day retiring and starting a book store with Matt.
MGW Productions Presents: What If...?

**MGW Productions Presents: What If...?** is a Canadian computer-animated anthology streaming television series on Netflix. The series explores alternate timelines in the established universe of MGW Productions' library of fighting games that show what would happen if the events of said games occurred differently.

The first season of *MGW Productions Presents: What If...?* premiered on January 12th, 2022, having been delayed from October 2021 due to growing COVID-19 concerns in Canada. In April 2022, the show was picked up for a second season, scheduled to premiere in December 2022. In May of the same year, a third season was also announced, with the first episode of said season scheduled to air on June 7, 2023.
Maria Ilagan

## Win Quotes

### eXtreme seXy eXplosion

* *"You want to... kill me? But then... Who's going to take care of the animals at the Manila Zoo?"*
* *"To be honest, I can't quite figure out what kind of animal you are..."*
* *"Oh, wow! Those muscles you have are amazingly big! ...Same for your* suso *(boobies)."*
* *"I've heard of "monkey see, monkey do," but it isn't enough to beat me!"* (Mirror Match)
* *"I can't bring Iskarlata into your workplace... can I...?"*
* *"Hey, hey, hey, don't try to devour me! Have you considered becoming a vegetarian like me instead?"*
* *"I haven't seen or heard of a non-Japanese ninja since... well,* ever*!"*
Flash-in-the-Pan Hip-Hop Conflicts of MGW Productions

**Flash-in-the-Pan Hip-Hop Conflicts of MGW Productions** is a parody of the YouTube web series, "Epic Rap Battles of History." The series features only characters from MGW Productions' library of fighting games rapping against each other, as opposed to historical figures in the series on which it was based. The battles usually have Chris F. Clarke, the founder of MGW Productions, as their announcer, calling out the intro and outro of said battles in a high-pitched, bored-sounding voice.

So far, only one battle that we know of, "Jerrica Bunny vs. Maggie Rose," has been released. Said battle appeared in Jerrica Bunny's first final boss battle cutaway gag in Drawn to Murder.
Orpheus Song Contest: Second Chance 10

Final date
 Venue
 Entries
 Winner

**Orpheus Song Contest: Second Chance 10** is the tenth edition of the Orpheus Song Contest: Second Chance, which gives high scoring entries a second chance to win. The contest took place in Lapclisio.

12 countries qualified from each semi-final, making a final of 24 countries.
Old Gods

Before the Severing, when the planes were broken apart, there were gods. Now there aren't, but there will be. Maybe. We don't know much beyond that yet.

## The Gods

* Aezir, god of elements & art
* Vintoril, god of wisdom & arcana
* Harth, god of harvest & homestead
* Maellorn, god of seas & storms
* Mynahs, god of monsters & mythos
* Pyreverie, god of dreams & doors
* Nyseth, god of fate
* Aurorin, god of dawn & sun
* Vespex, god of dusk & moon
* Sore, god of fear & the faewild
* Mourna, god of love & war
* Silette, god of shadowfell & solace
* Sladak, god of flame & forge

* En, god of death & rebirth

Not all of these have yet been mentioned in canon. (Note: "god" is used as a gender-neutral term here and does not necessarily indicate the gender or pronouns of any of these unearthly beings.)

## Trivia

* Six of these gods−En, Mynahs, Nyseth, Pyreverie, Silette, and Vintoril−were used in the throne room puzzle during The Royal Librarians one-shot.
Iran

Flag of IranLocation of Iran
**Iran** (Persian: ایران‎ *Irān*), also called **Persia**, and officially the **Islamic Republic of Iran** (Persian: جمهوری اسلامی ایران‎ *Jomhuri-ye Eslāmi-ye Irān*), is a country in Western Asia. It is bordered to the northwest by Armenia and Azerbaijan, to the north by the Caspian Sea, to the northeast by Turkmenistan, to the east by Afghanistan and Pakistan, to the south by the Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Oman, and to the west by Turkey and Iraq.

## Characters

* Khashayar
* Shahrzad Jahandar
Italy

Flag of ItalyLocation of Italy (globe)Location of Italy (Europe)
**Italy** (Italian: *Italia*), officially the **Italian Republic** (Italian: *Repubblica Italiana*) is a country consisting of a peninsula delimited by the Alps and surrounded by several islands. Italy is located in south-central Europe, and it is also considered a part of western Europe.

## Characters

* The Amazing Giuseppe
* Antonia Ferrari
* Bacchus
* Cassius Vitruvius
* Hercules
* Marcus Invictus
* Menzella
* Sofia Operatti
* Viola Spaziella
India

Flag of IndiaLocation of India**India**, officially the **Republic of India** (Hindi: भारतीय गणराज्य, *Bhārat Gaṇarājya*),is a country in South Asia. It is the second-most populous country, the seventh-largest country by area, and the most populous democracy in the world. Bounded by the Indian Ocean on the south, the Arabian Sea on the southwest, and the Bay of Bengal on the southeast, it shares land borders with Pakistan to the west; China, Nepal, and Bhutan to the north; and Bangladesh and Myanmar to the east. In the Indian Ocean, India is in the vicinity of Sri Lanka and the Maldives; its Andaman and Nicobar Islands share a maritime border with Thailand and Indonesia.

## Characters

* Aadhya Naarangravi
* Ganesha
* Gurjeet Ali Shankar
* Jagjit Randhawa
* Jasmine Varma
* Kali
* Kamla Gupta
* Nargis Kumar
* Rajesh Karamchand
* Rani Kobara
* Ranjan Bollywal
* Shaurya Karamchand
* Vaipara
* Vishnu
Henry Mason and the Crimes of Captapermortem

**Henry Mason and the Crimes of Captapermortem** was the planned third and final game in the scrapped Henry Mason Trilogy. It was to take place in June 2003, near the end of Henry Mason's seventh year at Slugwarts Academy, and have the series' resident Voldemort expy, Captapermortem, as its final boss.
Honua Kameāloha

## Biographies

### eXtreme seXy eXplosion

Honua is the big, both literally, at 6'2", and figuratively, sister of Pua and a woman who balances powerful and amazing musculature with sexual allure, both factors having landed her a job modelling for Women's Muscle Magazine and earned her her agency's favor. Promising to put career and family equally, Honua seeks to make the front cover, so in order to do that, she fights on eXtreme seXy eXplosion for the prize money necessary to make it happen.

## Win Quotes

### eXtreme seXy eXplosion

* *"Stay away from my sister. I'm not letting anything bad happen to her, because I love her!"*
* *"Both your* mau keiki *(children) are very cute, just like my sister. When can I meet them?"*
* *"Pua must be lucky to have a friend who's as cute and lovely as her! ♥"*
* *"You can copy my powerful muscles all you want, but you'll never be able to perfect them!"* (Mirror Match)
* *"Despite my musculature, I'm not a terrifying brute. I'm a nice woman, which I don't think you are!"*
* *"You say music soothes the savage beast. Is that right? Trust me, I'm not as savage as you think."*
* *"*You're *Lisa Ukume? My sister really does like you and, also, your movies."*
* *"You don't like meat? Then how are you going to get as big and strong as me?"*
* *"I'd like to try one of your meat dishes, if that's all right with you. I mean, no protein, no muscles, right?"*
* *"*E kala mai *(sorry) it had to come to this, Pua. I'll go easy on you next time."*
* *"Do you, same as me, have a sister you love? ...'*A'ole *(no)? Are you sure about that?"*
* *"You want to eat my huge, powerful muscles? You just did, and now you're down on the floor!"*
* *"Military training's a good way to build and maintain muscles. Maybe I should try that!"*
Elizabeth Beverly

*This article features media from **MGW Productions** that has yet to be released.*

## Appearance

A cute-looking, early-20s woman with blonde hair styled into a shoulder-length braid who wears a sleeveless, knee-length, faded green robe with a dark brown belt and arm bands, as well as off-white pants and brown high-heel boots.
Colombia

Flag of ColombiaLocation of Colombia
**Colombia**, officially the **Republic of Colombia** (Spanish: *República de Colombia*), is a transcontinental country largely in the north of South America, with territories in North America. Colombia is bounded on the north by the Caribbean Sea, the northwest by Panama, the south by Ecuador and Peru, the east by Venezuela, the southeast by Brazil, and the west by the Pacific Ocean. It comprises 32 departments and the Capital District of Bogotá, the country's largest city.
Hong Kong

Flag of Hong KongLocation of Hong Kong
**Hong Kong** (Chinese: 香港), officially the **Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of the People's Republic of China** (**HKSAR**; simplified Chinese: 中华人民共和国香港特别行政区; traditional Chinese: 中華人民共和國香港特別行政區) is a metropolitan area and special administrative region of the People's Republic of China in the eastern Pearl River Delta by the South China Sea. With over 7.5 million people of various nationalities in a 1,104-square-kilometre (426 sq mi) territory, Hong Kong is one of the most densely populated places in the world.
Indonesia

Flag of IndonesiaLocation of Indonesia
**Indonesia** (officially the **Republic of Indonesia** (Indonesian: *Republik Indonesia*)) is a country in Southeast Asia and Oceania between the Indian and Pacific oceans. It consists of over seventeen thousand islands, including Sumatra, Java, Sulawesi, and parts of Borneo and New Guinea.

## Characters

* Mawar Sikumbang
* Prajurit Terhormat
Darwasha

**Darwasha** (Arabic: درواشة) is a fortune teller from the Ancient Egypt-inspired Northern Cydonia who appears in Rockin' Knight as one of its 6 DLC characters.

## Appearance

Darwasha is a dark-skinned, Egyptian-looking, early-40s woman with near-neck-length black hair and gold eyeshadow around her eyes who wears a gold headband with a gold cobra design on the front, as well as a gold collar and halter top with a ruby in the middle that exposes her under-breast and midriff, gold bracers, a black skirt with gold designs and a gold sash on it, and gold sandals with rubies on them.
Beatrice Kidman

**Beatrice Kidman** is a psychotically-depressed Seattle inmate who appears in Prison Riot as one of its two hidden characters.

## Movelist

### Prison Riot

#### Finishing Moves

##### Self-Murder

**Sobbing Sacrifice:** A crying Beatrice breathes heavily for a split-second and digs her hands into her own chest to remove her own heart, then we cut to a waist-up shot of her, the hands of her gloves stained red and some blood oozing out of the chest hole she just made and staining her wedding dress as well, holding the organ in both hands in a manner reminiscent of the teaser poster to Darren Aronofsky's "mother!" for three seconds before the defeated Beatrice face-plants to the arena floor dead, the heart still in her corpse's hands.
Head of Standards and Practices

**Head of Standards and Practices**: "*Dugs Lepus, step forward.*"
**Dugs Lepus**: "*Why? What'd I do?*"
**Head of Standards and Practices**: "*Even though you and your friends managed to defeat Auguste Abouteman just yesterday, kids all over Canada still sat their asses through the entirety of his new movie (which is, of course, this one), and now their parents and guardians want to see you erased permanently. I'm giving you perverted rip-offs of the real thing two minutes to have something to say for yourselves.*"
**Dugs Lepus**: "*So, the movie we starred in was this one and the bad guy both won AND lost, huh? How's that for a twist?*"
— Upbraiding Dugs Lepus and his cartoon parody friends for failing to prevent the innocence of children all over Canada from being destroyed from seeing Auguste Abouteman's new movie[src]

The **Head of Standards and Practices** is, true to his name, the head of Standards and Practices, who disapproves of any kind of child-unfriendly behavior that the cartoons exhibit on their shows. He appears near the end of *Drawn to the Movies*, where he reprimands Dugs and friends for, despite defeating Auguste Abouteman in the climactic final battle, being unable to prevent his new movie from being screened to Canadian children in order to destroy their innocence and gives all of them "the finger" when Lora pleads for him to give them another chance on kids' TV, and where he is voiced by Fred Tatasciore.
Amọtẹkun Dudu

*This article features media from **MGW Productions** that has yet to be released.*

## Amọtẹkun Dudu

### Voice Actor / Actress

James C. Mathis III

**Amọtẹkun Dudu** is a black panther-themed wrestler who will appear in *Ultra Mayhem Wrestling* as one of its six planned hidden characters.

## Win Quotes

### Ultra Mayhem Wrestling

* *"Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. I will not allow it to be the other way around for me!"*
Aquatos

## Appearance

A scaly, green-skinned male humanoid in a reddish-brown tunic skirt with a gold, Roman-style fauld over it, as well as a gold Roman-style helmet with what looks like a fin on top of it and gold bracers and greaves on his arms and legs, as well as shoulder pads made from the same material as the bracers and greaves, just stands there, holding a gold war trident upside-down in his right hand.
Canadian Wrong-Wishers

The **Canadian Wrong-Wishers** were a group of three Canadians who lived in Vancouver, British Columbia, and were killed as a result of having wishes that a genie granted backfire on them, which in turn resulted from the poor wording in said wishes. They appeared in Drawn to Murder, in Pearl Pitstall's rival battle cutaway gag.

The first wisher was a homeless man who wished to be the most attractive man in the world and gruesomely died when a car the second, an Asian-Canadian woman, was driving flew roof-first into him, pinning him up against the outside of a building. She then took the lamp, wished to hold infinite wealth, and, as a result, ballooned up with money until she exploded into a gory mess. Then, the third and final wisher, a Punjabi man, wished that everything he touched would turn to gold and accidentally turned himself into a gold statue in the process.

None of them had known voice actors.
Ming-Na Wen

**Ming-Na Wen** (Chinese: 溫明娜; born November 20, 1963) is an American actress.

Wen is best known for her starring role as Fa Mulan in the animated musical action films *Mulan* (1998) and *Mulan II* (2004), and as Melinda May in the ABC superhero drama series *Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.* (2013–2020). She reprised the role of Mulan in the video game *Kingdom Hearts II* (2005), the animated children's series *Sofia the First* (2014), and the animated comedy film *Ralph Breaks the Internet* (2018).

She provides the voice of Wu Zhiruo in *Temporal Gladiators*, a role she is set to reprise in *Cross-Universal Chaos: Fate of the MGW-Verse*.
MapleBro/Arcade

## Drawn to Murder

### Final Boss Battle - vs. the Nothingness

* **MapleBro**: Oh, is that so? If I wanted to believe the lies of someone so fucked-up in the brain... *(going into his fighting stance)* I'd go get married to some Kamloops woman who always burns dinner!

*(In a cutaway gag, a Canadian woman places a platter with four Big Macs, surrounded by the contents of two whole McDonald's fry boxes, on it on a dinner table before MapleBro. Smoke is seen coming out of the oven in the kitchen in the background as indication that the wife burned their dinner.)*

* **MapleBro**: Hey, where the hell's the goddamn roast beef?!
* **MapleBro's Kamloops Wife**: Right here.
* **MapleBro**: Wait a fucking minute... You call these hamburgers "roast beef," despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?
* **MapleBro's Kamloops Wife**: Yes! It's a, uh... regional dialect.
* **MapleBro**: OK. So... What region, exactly?
* **MapleBro's Kamloops Wife**: Uh... Lower Mainland?
* **MapleBro**: Really? Well, I'm from Vancouver and I've never heard anyone there call hamburgers "roast beef."
* **MapleBro's Kamloops Wife**: Oh, not in Vancouver, no. It's a, um... Burnaby expression.
* **MapleBro**: I see. *(eating one of the burgers)* You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones at McDonald's.
* **MapleBro's Kamloops Wife**: *(semi-laughingly)* Oh, Evan, don't be silly, you fuckwit! *(in a normal tone again)* It's an old family recipe.
* **MapleBro**: For "roast beef?"
* **MapleBro's Kamloops Wife**: Yes!

*(Back to the final boss battle.)*

* **Nothingness**: You'd better be prepared for what's about to happen should you lose this final boss battle. *(going into his fighting stance)* Today won't be a lucky day for all of cartoonkind!
Ireland

Flag of IrelandLocation of Ireland
**Ireland** (Irish: *Éire*), also known as the **Republic of Ireland** (Irish: *Poblacht na hÉireann*) is a country in north-western Europe occupying 26 of 32 counties of the island of Ireland. The capital and largest city is Dublin, which is located on the eastern side of the island. Around 40% of the country's population of 4.9 million people resides in the greater Dublin area. The sovereign state shares its only land border with Northern Ireland. It is otherwise surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean, with the Celtic Sea to the south, St George's Channel to the south-east, and the Irish Sea to the east. It is a unitary, parliamentary republic.

## Characters

* Ailis Teagan
* Moira Greenthumb
* Saoirse Clarke
Dilwyn Cristellyn

#### Generic

* *"The Lord does not approve of needless violence. You should understand that by now."*
* *"The key to walking the right path is being and remaining free of sin."*
* *"Remember in your heart:* Nid oes duw ond yr Arglwydd *(there is no god but the Lord)."*

#### Mirror Match

* *"A double of ME?! Is this truly the work of* y Diafol *(the Devil)?"*

#### Character-Specific Win Quotes (Arcade Only)

* *"You fail to understand the importance of music, my son.* Hwyl fawr *(goodbye), and never return!"*
* *"Are you aware that your neighbors will complain about the noise that you make, my son?"*
* *"You don't have to take up your family's business if you don't want to, my son."* (vs. Diego)
* *"Not even the Lord would be pleased with the genre you chose, my son."*
* *"*Byddwch yn amyneddgar *(be patient), my daughter. It is not healthy to always be rushing into marriage."*
* *"My son, when did you forget that threats and use of physical harm are a sin against God?"*
* *"Your teachers are counting on you to stop skipping school and start doing better there, my daughter."*
* *"Your devotion to your son is strong, my daughter. Make time to be there for him if you can."*
* *"It's dangerous to play with fire, my son. Especially if it is hellfire."* (vs. Ranjan)
* *"I understand the hardships you endured living in a dangerous neighborhood, my son."* (vs. Rapster)
* *"My daughter, were I you, I would drop the vulgar lyrics and gestures from your act."*
* *"It is better to believe in the Lord than to hate Him, my daughter."*

## Switchable Background Songs

### Brawl-A-Song

* "Shout to the Lord" by Darlene Zschech
* "Power of Your Love" by Hillsong ft. Darlene Zschech
* "Lord I Offer My Life to You" by Heavenly Voices
* "Seek Ye First (The Kingdom of God)" by Maranatha! Praise Band
* "Jesus Take Me As I Am" by Willie Joubert
Argentina

Flag of ArgentinaLocation of Argentina
**Argentina**, officially the **Argentine Republic** (Spanish: *República Argentina*), is a country located mostly in the southern half of South America. Sharing the bulk of the Southern Cone with Chile to the west, the country is also bordered by Bolivia and Paraguay to the north, Brazil to the northeast, Uruguay and the South Atlantic Ocean to the east, and the Drake Passage to the south. With a mainland area of 2,780,400 km2 (1,073,500 sq mi), Argentina is the eighth-largest country in the world, the fourth largest in the Americas, the second largest in South America after Brazil, and the largest Spanish-speaking nation by area. The sovereign state is subdivided into twenty-three provinces (Spanish: *provincias*, singular *provincia*) and one autonomous city (*ciudad autónoma*), Buenos Aires, which is the federal capital of the nation (Spanish: *Capital Federal*) as decided by Congress. The provinces and the capital have their own constitutions, but exist under a federal system. Argentina claims sovereignty over part of Antarctica, the Falkland Islands (Spanish: *Islas Malvinas*), and South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands.

## Characters

* Abril Vega
* Niño Flecha
* Salvagata
* Trinidad Aguilar
CUT TONG ARE/Match Intros

## Vendetta City

### vs. Alex

* **CUT TONG ARE**: WHORE RODE SHARK? (Translation: Have you been fucking animal penises?)
* **Alex**: What the fuck are you tryin' to say?
* **CUT TONG ARE**: EAT KNOCK CAR KNEE KYLE LEFT! (Translation: Go taste some tires or something!)

### vs. Babochka

* **CUT TONG ARE**: NET COLD CUPBOARD EAT! (Translation: Don't play dumb with me!)
* **Baboshka**: You're not going to like my *malen'kiy podarok* (little gift) to you.
* **CUT TONG ARE**: BOOT ARE KNOW MY KNEE SHE INJURE OWNER GET ROOM! (Translation: What a waste you were!)

### vs. Beyo and Riha

* **CUT TONG ARE**: JOSEPH KNOW HOME WAR DON'T FJORD COLOR ONLY DAY COOL DOGS EYE! (Translation: You don't belong here!)
* **Beyo or Riha**: We can't understand you, goddamn it!
* **CUT TONG ARE**: KNEE TIE ITCHY? (Translation: So, you want to fight me. Is that it?)

### vs. Cheri

* **CUT TONG ARE**: WALK AGAIN KNOW ITALY! (Translation: You're a hundred years too early!)
* **Cheri**: You flunk Japanese class or something?
* **CUT TONG ARE**: SONG END TALK ATE DOUGH, SEEN DAY MORE OUT WAR. (Translation: I'm afraid you've got food poisoning.)

### Mirror Match

* **CUT TONG ARE**: LUIGI FIN KNEE GO CHEWING? (Translation: Have I been cloned without my knowledge?)
* **Mirror!CUT TONG ARE**: WHAT ARE SHE WAR CONE COLD DEATH HOME MORE KNOW DEATH! (Translation: I'll break into your house and poison all your ice cream!)
* **CUT TONG ARE**: KNEE SAID MORE KNOW! (Translation: Don't mock me!)

### vs. Yukako

* **CUT TONG ARE**: YEAH MUTT NOW DISCO! (Translation: Starting today, all dogs must dance!)
* **Yukako**: *Anata wa tadashii nihongo o manabimasu!* (You will learn proper Japanese!)
* **CUT TONG ARE**: MORE WHAT ARE SHE OR SHE IN KENNY WHO KEPT TOMATO! (Translation: I'm not a goddamn joke!)

1. ↑ (What he meant to say:「放浪者」"Hourou-sha," "Vagabond")
2. ↑ (What he meant to say:「田舎に帰れ！」"Inaka ni kaere!", "Go back to the boonies!")
3. ↑ (What he meant to say:「猫被り」"Nekokaburi," "Feigned innocence")
4. ↑ (What he meant to say:「豚の前に真珠を投げる」"Buta no mae ni shinju o nageru," "Casting pearls before a swine")
5. ↑ (What he meant to say:「女性の方は土俵から降りて下さい」"Josei no hou wa dohyou kara orite kudasai," "Ladies, please step out of the ring")
6. ↑ (What he meant to say:「二対一」"Ni tai ichi," "Two on one")
7. ↑ (What he meant to say:「若気の至り」"Wakagenoitari," "Youthful indiscretion")
8. ↑ (What he meant to say:「残念だけど、死んでもらうわ」"Zannen dakedo, shindemorau wa," "Unfortunately, I'll let you die")
9. ↑ (What he meant to say:「類似品にご注意」"Ruiji-hin ni go chuui," "Beware of similar products")
10. ↑ (What he meant to say:「私はここで本物です！」"Watashi wa koko de honmonodesu!", "I'm the real deal here!")
11. ↑ (What he meant to say:「偽者」"Nisemono," "Impostor")
12. ↑ (What he meant to say:「大和撫子」"Yamato Nadeshiko," "The personification of an idealized Japanese woman")
13. ↑ (What he meant to say:「もう私を真剣に受け止めて！」"Mou watashi o shinken ni uketomete!", "Take me seriously already!")
Jacob Tremblay

**Jacob Tremblay** (born October 5, 2006) is a Canadian actor. His breakout performance was his starring role as Jack Newsome in Room (2015), for which he won the Critics' Choice Movie Award for Best Young Performer and the Academy of Canadian Cinema and Television Award for Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role.

He is set to provide the voice of Otto in Pet Fighters.
John Cena

**John Felix Anthony Cena, Jr.** (born April 23, 1977) is an American professional wrestler, actor, rapper, and television presenter. As a wrestler, he is signed to WWE. As a TV presenter, he is the host of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? on Nickelodeon.

He is the voice actor of Trevor Stevens in *Temporal Gladiators*.
Drawn to the Movies

***Drawn to the Movies*** is an adult animated black comedy film that takes place after the events of *Drawn to Murder*, released theatrically in Canada on August 28th, 2020 (changed from April 23rd, which would have coincided with the first release anniversary of the game, due to growing COVID-19 concerns in the country), limited to late-night showings at select Cineplex theatres in Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Saskatoon, Winnipeg, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Halifax, and St. John's, and on VOD on September 1, followed by DVD, Blu-ray, and Ultra HD Blu-ray on November 3, of the same year. It follows Dugs Lepus and friends as they travel to Vancouver to thwart lead villain Auguste Abouteman's evil plan to do a movie starring some of the game's characters, and then screen it for kids all over Canada. The movie has been rated 18A in Canada for explicit gory violence and frequent coarse language.

On its first release-day showing at the reopened Cineplex Odeon International Village cinema in Vancouver, Abouteman's voice actor, Jim Carrey, arrived at the auditorium at which the movie was showing to present it. The film received mixed to negative reviews from critics, who praised the animation and Carrey's vocal performance, but criticized it for overvaluing dark humor over plot or tone, as well as its screenplay and unnecessary mishandling of current events, such as the COVID-19 pandemic.

## Voice Cast

* Billy West as Dugs Lepus, reprising his role from *Drawn to Murder*.
* Jim Carrey as Auguste Abouteman, a Vancouver film director who plans to screen his newest movie for children all over Canada upon release. Carrey also voices Grandma Abouteman, Abouteman's grandmother who appears in a cutaway gag depicting his childhood.
* EpicLLOYD as Big Dan, who owns a reality portal store in the dark part of Nwotnoot.
* Nice Peter as Little Danny, Big Dan's whiny conjoined twin brother.
* Johnny Depp as himself in a cutaway gag that shows him in a scene from one of Abouteman's directorial projects, "Who Will Believe You?", as the movie's lead protagonist being gorily tortured by the main villainess, his ex-wife, played by Depp's real-life ex-wife, Amber Heard.

Mila Kunis, Kevin Harrison Sweeney, Jodi Benson, and G.K. Bowes have vocal cameo roles as Menzella, Peter McDaid, Jodiana, and Pua Kameāloha, respectively, the latter three of whom reprise their roles from *Bout of the Century* and *eXtreme seXy eXplosion*. Cameoing from *Drawn to Murder* are Rhododendron and Mother, respectively reprised by Kath Soucie and Alex Borstein.
Aphrodite

## Appearance

Aphrodite appears to be a Caucasian woman with lots of roses in her long blonde hair, which has been tied into a braid that goes all the way down her back, who wears a one-shoulder, hot pink, Greek-style dress, a gold armband on her right arm, and is barefoot.

## Clash

### The Divine Conflict

#### Generic

Shall I give you more love?

Quit staring. My eyes are up here!

#### vs. Cú Chulainn

**Aphrodite**: Nice spear. Are you compensating for something?

**Cú Chulainn**: Yes, and that would be me lack o' anger control.

#### vs. Bacchus

**Aphrodite**: Have you not had enough, Dionysus?

**Bacchus**: I will tell you when I have had enough!
Mascalzona

*This article features media from **MGW Productions** that has yet to be released.*

**Mascalzona** is a mutated pet weasel who will be a base character in *Pet Fighters*, where she is voiced by Susan Egan.

## Win Quotes

### Pet Fighters

#### Character-Specific Win Quotes (Arcade Mode Only)

* *"Do yourself a favor and go home. I'm not here to babysit."*
* *"Do you seriously need to run off at the beak?"*
GameStation

## Appearance

#### Deanimations

* **Come Inside Me**: The GameStation sucks its opponent into its screen, with them struggling to get away from that for four seconds until they end up in a Happy Wheels-like game, called "Unhappy Wheels," during which the art style switches to that of said game. They then proceed to cycle across one of the platforms on the level for a few seconds until a wrecking ball appears out of nowhere from behind them and swings at them, breaking their spine in an X-ray cut, followed by swinging them into a homing mine on one of the level's walls, which blows off their head and arms. The now-headless and armless corpse of the character on the receiving end of this Deanimation then goes flying into a blade, which slices them in half, with the severed halves joined together by their intestines, then falls into a bed of spikes, and when they land, the now-blood-stained spikes poke out of them, with their heart impaled on one of them, with the GameStation's disembodied laughter being heard during the last bit of the opponent's in-game misfortune. Must be performed at sweep distance.

## Win Quotes

### Drawn to Murder

#### Generic

* *"It was game over for you because you're a third-rate character with a fourth-rate moveset."*
* *"That was the most half-assed strategy ever. You should be banned from every game, this one included!"*
* *"Don't feel sore that I killed the fucking shit out of you. It's only a game."*

#### Mirror Match

* *"Who the fuck made this cheap copy!? It's time you were turned off for good!"*
Kwang Meesang

## Win Quotes

### eXtreme seXy eXplosion

* *"About that homeless Northern Irish guy who keeps ogling your feet: Kick his ass to the curb, will ya?"*
* *"I don't know who the hell you are, but you'll need to work on your skills if you hope to match mine."* (Mirror Match)
* *"I am NOT sitting through your* naang *(movie), "One Last Chance," again. That one made me cry half to death!"*
* *"Either fight or dance! You can't have your cake and eat it, too, you know!"*
* *"Harass me like that again and you can kiss dinner goodbye! Ya got that?"*
* *"*Chaw American *(Americans) really* do *hate soccer, don't they?"*

### World Fight League

#### Character-Specific Win Quotes (Arcade Only)

* *"Somehow, I feel like I've seen your* satai gaan taw su *(fighting style) before..."(vs. Khushnood)*
Monaco

**Monaco**, officially the **Principality of Monaco** (French: *Principauté de Monaco*), is a sovereign city-state and microstate on the French Riviera close to the Italian region of Liguria, in Western Europe. Bordered by France to the north, east and west, it is lapped by the Mediterranean Sea to the south. The principality is home to 38,682 residents, of which 9,486 are Monégasque nationals; it is widely recognised for being one of the most expensive and wealthiest places in the world. The official language is French, although Monégasque (Ligurian-Italian dialect), Italian and English are spoken and understood by a sizeable group.
Aysee and Deesee

## Appearance

Two of them, who happen to be twin brothers. One, whose axe is gold with off-white tape around the handle and a flame cap on top of the double bit, has a long, orange beard and wears a red helmet with a gold flame on top of it, a red chest plate with metal shoulder pads of the same color, a brown, short-sleeve tunic, and silver chain mail under it, as well as red pants with gold kneepads, brown boots, a red fauld with a gold belt, both of which have flames on them, a gold armband on his left arm, and a red manica and metal glove on his right arm and the other, whose axe is silver with off-white tape around the handle and an icicle on top of the double bit, is paler in skin color, has a long, platinum-blonde beard, and wears a blue helmet with a silver icicle on top of it, a blue chest plate with metal shoulder pads of the same color, a brown, short-sleeve tunic, and silver chain mail under it, as well as red pants with gold kneepads, brown boots, and a blue fauld with a silver belt, both of which have icicles on them, a silver armband on his right arm, and a blue manica and metal glove on his left arm.

## Clash of Ages

### Rockin' Knight

#### Mirror Match

**Aysee or Deesee**: We knew not that we were quadruplets.

**Mirror!Aysee or Mirror!Deesee**: Nor did we.
2020

## Game releases

* October 20 - Scare Slaughter and Bellum Bestiae: Extinction
* December 1 - The PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X/S re-releases of all MGW Productions games before Bellum Bestiae: Extinction and Scare Slaughter, with updated graphics and all hidden, update, and DLC characters already playable from the start in each of the games re-released

## Events

* March 11 - COVID-19 pandemic: The World Health Organization declares the COVID-19 outbreak a pandemic.
* May 26 - Protests caused by the killing of George Floyd break out across hundreds of cities in the United States and around the world. These are followed by, in addition to further protests and rallies on June 6 against racism and police brutality around the world, several white MGW Productions voice actors exiting their non-white roles to make room for non-white actors to replace them, both in games released during the course of these protests and to re-record character dialogue for the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X/S re-releases and PC releases of past games.
* November 10 - The Xbox Series X/S is released.
* November 12 - The PlayStation 5 is released.

## Trivia

* 2020 is the first and, currently, only year in MGW Productions history that saw the release of more than one game on the same day.
* At only two games (due to the COVID-19 pandemic), 2020 is the year with the lowest number of MGW Productions games released.
Charlotte Beaumont

*This article features media from **MGW Productions** that has yet to be released.*

## Charlotte Beaumont

### Relatives

Pierre Beaumont (younger brother), Fergus MacDougal (boyfriend)

### Games

Bellum Bestiae (cameos in Pierre and Fergus' endings), Bellum Bestiae: Extinction

### Voice Actor / Actress

Karen Strassman

**Charlotte Beaumont** is a piratess and the older sister of Pierre Beaumont, who will be playable in Bellum Bestiae: Extinction as a new character.

## Appearance

Charlotte is depicted as a mid-30s Caucasian woman with short black hair in a pink, fuchsia, and red headband, a provocative, midriff-baring black and off-white top, a brown belt with copper rings and buttons on the front, gloves and high-heel boots of the same color as the belt, and maroon knee-length pants with white stripes.
Big Henry

## Movelist

##### Self-Murder

* **Where's Your Head At?:**Big Henry takes both of his fists to both sides of his own head and presses down on it for four seconds, screaming from the excessive pressure as he does so, until he crushes it into a bloody pulp and falls to the ground dead with a loud, screen-shaking thud in a pool of his own blood.

## Sequences

### Prison Riot

* **Round Win Sequence**: Big Henry pounds his huge fists together for two seconds, during which he says, "It's too bloody early to be sleepin', mate," then goes into his fighting stance again.
* **Outro Sequence**: Big Henry walks over to his defeated and off-screen opponent, grabs their whole unconscious body, and lifts them above his head, declaring as he does so, "Shoulda ran home to Mum while you were still in one piece!" followed by throwing them screaming off-screen.
Auguste Abouteman

**Auguste Abouteman** was a director from Vancouver, Canada who appeared in *Drawn to the Movies*, where he was voiced by Jim Carrey, and where he planned to make a movie starring some of the playable roster of *Drawn to Murder*, and then, upon public release, screen it for all children in order to destroy their innocence, as its lead villain. He died in the climactic final battle against Dugs Lepus and his cartoon friends when he accidentally immolated himself with his farts. He appeared in Sadie, Clara, and Alice's Arcade Ending.
Menzella

*This article features media from **MGW Productions** that has yet to be released.*

## Menzella, the Witch

### Goal(s)

Get revenge on the people who shunned her

### Voice Actor / Actress

Mila Kunis

**Menzella** is a witch who will be one of the base characters in the upcoming Scare Slaughter.

## Appearance

Menzella appears to be a late-40s woman with pale green skin and long black hair who wears a black and dark green sleeveless dress that exposes her left leg and ample cleavage with transparent black sleeves, a black witch hat, and black high-heeled sandals.

## Clash

### Scare Slaughter

#### vs. Strawbrain

**Menzella**: How about a little *fuoco* (fire), *spaventapasseri* (scarecrow)?

**Strawbrain**: On my wheat field? Not a chance!
Esmeralda Sánchez

### Games

Bellum Bestiae (cameos in Juan's mirror match cutscene and Anton's ending), Bellum Bestiae: Extinction (pre-order bonus)

### Voice Actor / Actress

Cree Summer

**Esmeralda Sánchez** is the Romani mother of Juan Sánchez. She will be the pre-order bonus character of the upcoming *Bellum Bestiae: Extinction*.

## Appearance

Esmeralda is a late-60s Romani woman with russet skin, wavy, shoulder-length gray hair, and is very beautiful for her age. Her battle outfit consists of what looks like a strapless red one-piece swimsuit with gold designs on it, as well as red and dark red skirt ruffles on either side, that exposes her ample cleavage and shapely legs, as well as gold bands on her arms and legs. She is also barefoot. In *Cross-Universal Chaos: Fate of the MGW-Verse*, she wears a desexualized version of the same outfit, red tights being among the changes that had to be made in order to maintain said game's T rating.

## Personality

Esmeralda is very cunning and seductive, despite her old age, while also showing Juan motherly affection, although she can warn him at times to be wary of the law, lest he get caught red-handed.
Arrowsmith

## Appearance

A pointy-eared, light-skinned humanoid who appears to be in his early 20s and has slicked-back, long blond hair, and who wears a dark green, sleeveless tunic with dark brown trousers, boots, arm bands, and a silver circlet around his forehead with a diamond-shaped emerald. He, wielding a bow and arrows.