Five/Transcript

The following is the transcript for the Dumb Teacher Season 5 episode, *Five*.

## Sleepover at James' House

*(The episode begins with a shot of James' house at night for 2 seconds before cutting to the inside of James' room, where James, Dan and the rest of their friends are seen in sleeping bags in front of James' TV)*

* **Dan**: James, it was really nice of you to invite us all over for a sleepover tonight.
* **Choki**: Yeah, and to be honest, I have *never* watched Torchwood in my entire life, and already, I'm in love with it.
* **Logan**: Well, enjoy the ride, Choke, it's a wonderful spin-off.

*(A knock is heard on the door, James' mother comes in and walks up to the boys)*

* **Riley**: Sweetie, your father and I are gonna go to bed now, so please turn the TV down. *(turns to TV and turns it off)* And what have I told you about watching Torchwood after midnight? You and your friends are gonna get bad sleep if you watch shows like that after midnight.
* **James**: Alright, mom.

*(James' mother then leaves the room and closes the door)*

* **Logan**: Ugh, I can't believe your mom just stopped us from watching the greatest spin-off of all time.
* **James**: Yeah, my mom started developing this weird trend of thinking that inappropriate movies and shows are gonna give me nightmares when I watch them after midnight. But, don't worry... *(pulls out a disc from his TV's rack down below reading "Superman")* 'cause I've got a better idea.
* **Dan**: The Salkind Superman movie?
* **James**: Even better, the *whole* film series.

*(James then walks up to the TV and pops the Superman DVD into the DVD player. Static then appears on the TV screen and he uses the remote to turn it off. The DVD menu then appears on the screen, but before he selects the 'Play Movie' button, Tom interrupts him)*

* **Tom**: Wait, before you click on the movie, let's watch the trailer!
* **Dan**: But won't that just spoil the movie for us?
* **Tom**: Well, if it doesn't explain the entire plot, it won't, but, you have a point.
* **Dan**: Start the movie.

*(James presses play and puts the remote down. The theme begins to play)*

* **James**: This is gonna be so awesome.

*(The scene cuts to a black background with text saying, "12 hours later...", and then cuts to a shot of James' house in the afternoon before cutting back to his bedroom, where James and his friends are seen watching the last movie in the franchise. Once the end credits play, James gets out of his sleeping bag and takes the DVD out of the player before turning the TV off)*

* **Dan**: Oh. My. God. That was the best sleepover ever.
* **Choki**: I know, right? I'll admit that the third and fourth movies and that spinoff weren't that great, but still, I can't believe we literally spent 12 straight hours watching all the movies in the Salkind Superman film series.
* **Logan**: Hey, you know what would be pretty sick? If we started our own kick-ass media franchise like Doctor Who or Superman. We could even make a billion dollars from the franchise!
* **James**: Hmm... that's not a bad idea, but won't we just end up trying to buy an extremely expensive, high quality camera that none of us can afford?
* **Logan**: Well, yeah, but, we don't even have to buy an expensive, high quality camera. We can just buy a normal one.
* **James**: Oh, yeah!

TBA