Candle Man's War Story/Transcript

(The movie begins with Satan cooking a meal for his family and flips some food in a frying pan. Kid Satan begins to winge from the dining room)
Kid Satan: Ugh, daddy, when is food gonna be ready? I’m starving!
(Back in the kitchen)
Satan: Dinner will be soon!
Kid Satan: (off-screen) Well hurry up!
(Satan rolls his eyes and flips the food again, some grease falls out.)
Satan: Oh, woops. (Touches the grease but as he does, it turns grey and molds into the shape of what the frying pan was) Uh, oh. Cool, I get a new free frying pan!
UCP: I am no frying pan...I am the Unified Community Platform!
Satan: Uh, what?
UCP: You will bow to me, now!
Satan: Yeah, right. Like I would ever bow to you.
UCP: You will bow to me, soon I will control this entire universe and put cities and towns into dystopia!
Satan: No, you won’t!
UCP: I said bow!
Satan: No!
UCP: Fine then I’m gonna have to do this the hard w- (UCP attempts to shove Satan but he trips on a cloud and he falls through the sky)
Satan: Huh, the earthlings will have to do with that, not my problem anymore. (Starts whistling and walking away)
UCP: (as he falls) YOU PUUUUUUUUUUUNK!
Kid Satan: (off-screen) DAD!
Satan: Oh, right. Dinner!
(Satan walks out the kitchen and into the dining room with a bowl of stir-fry, with more vegetables than meat or noodles)
Kid Satan: Vegetables? YUCK!
Satan: Well then, what do you want fuss pot?
Kid Satan: Cake!
Satan: Cake!? Oh, alright.
(Satan brings out a chocolate cake for his son)
Mother Satan: Really?
Satan: (whispering to Mother Satan) There’s a catch! (Places the cake on the table, nearest to Kid Satan who devours it in one gobble)
Kid Satan: Yummy!
Satan: Oh, you ate the whole thing? That means bedtime!
Kid Satan: Bedtime? (starts crying and throwing a tantrum) I DON’T WANNA GO TO BED!
(Satan throws Kid Satan to his room who is still crying and then slams the door)
Satan: And why am I still holding this? (Satan throws the frying pan behind him which falls through the clouds and also later falls on Earth)
(A title card appears reading “16 years later…” which fades to Candle Man running, and Shaduck running after him)
Candle Man: Hurry, up Shaduck! We don’t want to bore them with the wait!
Shaduck: Hey, it’s not my fault you’re as fast as light!
(Candle Man opens the door and pulls Shaduck into the living room with Mystic and Limefong also in it. Apart from Candle Man, everybody’s eyes are closed.)
Candle Man: Ok then, you can open your eyes now!
(They all open their eyes and see each other)
Shaduck, Mystic and Limefong: Who are they?
Candle Man: They all are friends I met a few years ago! Sooo, may I introduce you guys to each other?
Shaduck: Of course…
Limefong: Fine by me!
Mystic: Why not, just get on with it...
Candle Man: Okay. Sooo, (points at Shaduck) That one is Shaduck… (points at Mystic) this is my girlfriend, Mystic… (points at Limefong) and that is Limefong!
Shaduck: That dog looks like someone I've already met before!
Limefong: Jeah, you too, duck.
Shaduck and Mystic: (confused) Jeah?
Candle Man: Oh, he says "jeah" rather than the more well-known "yeah"...
Shaduck: Strange…
Candle Man: Anyway, I was thinking we could become a group named the Candle Friends?
Limefong/Shaduck and Mystic: Jeah/Yeah!
Mystic: The duck you just called Shaduck, seems untrustworthy…
Shaduck: You better shut up, I bet you aren't trustworthy either…
Candle Man: Calm down, you two! You two should trust each other!
Mystic and Shaduck: Hmph!
(Luna jumps out of Mystic’s pocket)
Luna: Meep meep. (Subtitles: Oh, fruit loops)
(Mystic puls out some fruit loops as Luna starts eating them)
Candle Man: Oh, look Mystic. Your caterpillar is out of your pocket, come to think of it, why hasn’t it turned into a butterfly yet?
Mystic: IT’S NOT A CATERPILLAR IT’S AN ANT! THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME!
Candle Man: SORRY, IT’S NOT MY FAULT I DIDN'T’ KNOW! GEEZ, I THOUGHT YOU CHANGED! I’m sorry...
Shaduck: Oh come on, must I seriously expect miss "Mystical" - according to Candle Man - to yell at us and become a demon everyt-
Limefong: Whatcha talking about? She isn't even a demon…
(Luna is looking at a plush toy in the couch)
Luna: Meep?
Mystic: Oh, that’s Candle Man’s plush, Teddy Mouse!
Candle Man: He's been my plush toy since my first birthday! So he's precious to me and I wouldn’t know how to react if someone were to take my baby.
(Luna jumps on the couch and crawls towards Teddy Mouse, snuggling with him)
Candle Man: Just like us, amirite, Mystical?
Mystic: Heh, yep.
Limefong: Aww.
Shaduck: Oh, brother.
(Scene cuts to the intro and the opening credits. Cue a "3 months later" time card after the logo shows after the opening credits, after that, Candle Man is looking out of the window)
Botuczy: (narrating "3 months later" among all other time cards) Three months later...
Scene 2: Welcome UCP!
Candle Man: Hey, guys.
Limefong: What?
Candle Man: Everyone seems to be heading to Castle Wikia.
Limefong: Oh jeah! I heard they’re making a big announcement, I wonder what it will be!
Candle Man: I'm gonna check on my phone what it'll be… (checks his phone, and it shows a photo of UCP and some text) Oh neat! A new guy is coming to Wikia!
Shaduck: C'mon, Candle Man, we always have new residents in the town of Wikia! Why would some frying pan dude be more interesting than anyone else?
Candle Man: Hold up! I'mma read what it says. (Reading out loud) "ANNOUNCEMENT! UCP, full name Unified Community Platform, is coming to Wikia to remind us of upgrading MediaWiki, but he'll show a special way so it won't need to upgrade again for five years!" Awesome!
Mystic: Hold up, how long has it been since the last time MediaWiki upgraded exactly?
Candle Man: Probably a few months… anyway, we should go to the royal castle as well. I think it would be pretty cool to see someone upgrade something that hasn't been for months now.
Shaduck: Alright then, let’s go!
(Mystic has already disappeared, as she had flown over to Castle Wikia)
Mystic: Haha!
Shaduck: HEY!
(Shaduck teleports there and Candle Man and Limefong run after)
Candle Man: Hey, I have the power of running much faster! (Grabs Limefong and runs to the castle at the speed of light, bringing Limefong with him)
Luna: MEEP MEEP! (Subtitles: WAIT FOR ME!)
(Luna crawls along, trying to catch up with the rest)
(Cuts to Wikia Castle)
Candle Man: I'm so excited - excited - (Throws Teddy Mouse up in excitement) EXCITED! (Catches Teddy)
Everyone: You're not the only one!
Mystic: Hold up where is Luna?
(Luna catches up to Mystic and crawls into her pocket)
Mystic: Oh, there you are!
Queen: (the room goes dark, and spotlights are on the King and Queen) Ahem, welcome one and all to the special event of MediaWiki Upgradation!
Limefong: It's gonna be fun, jeah?
King: ATTENTION, EVERYBODY! Welcome the one performing it, (Wooder brings UCP in) UCP!
(Everyone cheers and claps)
UCP: Hello, everyone! This town sure sounds nice!
Wooder: Wait, you guys didn't even see the best part yet! He's gonna upgrade MediaWiki in an unique way!
Candle Man: Will it not need to upgrade again for years?
UCP: Yes indeedy, Candle Man!
(Candle Man gasps)
Candle Man: I got recognized by the guy and he even knows my name! Wow!
King and Queen: Now, without further ado, let the upgradation begin.
UCP: Wanda?
King: Of course, WOODER!
(Wooder quickly runs towards the King and presents Wanda to him)
King: Excellent!
(UCP quickly snatches Wanda, and everyone looks at him oddlyI)
UCP: Sorry everyone, I am just so excited to upgrade MediaWiki. (Smiles)
Candle Man: Okay, this guy already sounds fishy to me. And he's making me hungry anyway. (eats eggplants)
(UCP makes sounds like a phone is ringing)
UCP: Oh, look, my phone is ringing. I must leave temporarily!
Candle Man: Hmm.
Shaduck: Agreed, why not spy on him?
Mystic: Shaduck! That’s an invasion of privacy!
Shaduck: Well, what better idea have you got?
(Mystic thinks)
Mystic: (sighs) None.
Candle Man: Don’t worry, it’s for the best. I’m only checking to see what he’s up to.
Limefong: Bye bye then!
UCP: See you in a minute everyone.
King: Wait! What about Wanda?
(UCP runs off without responding)
King: Oh well.
Queen: For now, people, the upgradation is on pause.
Everyone: Aww.
(UCP looks around him to check if anyone is there, Candle Man hides, UCP then runs to a corner, Candle Man secretly follows)
UCP: Huh? Oh never mind...(whispers to himself but Candle Man does not hear it) The perfect plan to destroy this town...
Candle Man: (to himself) What are you up to…
UCP: (steps into his lair) Oh come on, this plan is already brilliant, even though it hasn't even happened yet!
(Candle Man also steps into the lair and hides behind a wall)
(Cuts back to Wikia Castle to Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong)
Mystic: What’s taking him so long? He’s only supposed to spy for a little while, and tell us what’s happening.
Shaduck: Maybe this UCP guy is bad news, what if he’s got Candle Man?!
Limefong: Pff, nah. That would never happen….right?
(The three look at each other worriedly)
Shaduck: I mean, I hope he's fine. Besides, what if UCP's some robot? I mean, the P in his name stands for "Platform"!
Limefong: We may have some suspicions but he is definitely not a robot.
Shaduck: I’m just saying, it is possible, could explain why he acts so weird. I just wonder what's going on… should we check after Candle Man?
Limefong: We should wait a few more minutes…
Mystic: But I do wonder what's going on, though...
(Cuts back to UCP's lair)
UCP: First things first. (Grabs Wanda and a toy gun)
Candle Man: (to himself) Uhh, what is going on here…?
UCP: Well, toy gun, you're about to (uses Wanda to turn the toy into the known hypno gun) become my number one weapon, so I'll get allies during this mission of mine…
Candle Man: What is that thing!?
UCP: Who’s there!? Oh, it’s you, Candle Man.
Candle Man: What do you think you’re doing? You're suspicious as flip!
UCP: (sweats)
Candle Man: And how do you know my name!?
UCP: I destroyed your h- (Looks at the hypno gun) Nevermind. Now that I have this nothing will matter!
Candle Man: What is that?
UCP: Why should I tell you?!
Candle Man: Because you just seem so sketch- (GASP!) You are bad news! My suspicions were right all this time! That’s some sort of hypno gun, isn’t it?
UCP: What’s it to you, dumbbutt?
(UCP blasts Candle Man with the hypno gun, but as he falls back the fire goes in his eyes and he is quickly de-hypnotized)
Candle Man: What th-
UCP: If I hypnotize you, YOU'LL BE MY BEST COMPANION!
Candle Man: That will NEVER happen!
UCP: Oh yeah!?
(UCP attempts to blast Candle Man but he dodges all of them)
UCP: Stay still you fire freak!
Candle Man: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, YOU FROZEN-HEARTED FREAK! Do you know what happens when you mess with my mind?! I can melt your face off - literally!
UCP: Like that would ever offend me!
Candle Man: Come at me and fight me like a man!
UCP: Why don’t you catch me then!
(UCP runs away)
Candle Man: Hey, get back here!
(UCP tries to blast Candle Man with his hypno gun as he runs but Candle Man dodges, causing him to fall into cement)
Candle Man: D’oh, stupid cement!
(Cuts back to Wikia Castle)
Limefong: Okay, now we have rights to worry.
(Candle Man, holding Teddy Mouse and covered in cement, bursts through the door.)
Candle Man: Okay, guys… (walks up to his fellow Candle Friends) Our suspicions are confirmed - UCP really is bad news.
Mystic: Oh god, what did he do?
Candle Man: I don’t know for sure…he just made this hypno gun with the power of Wanda and tried to attack me!
Limefong: That is bad news…
Shaduck: So, what do we do?
Candle Man: He escaped, we’re going to have to run after him.
Shaduck: Running isn’t really me.
(Shaduck teleports around the castle)
Mystic: Come on, Shaduck now’s not the time for goofing around!
Shaduck: I can do what I want, thank you very much!
Mystic: Not when Wikia is in grave danger!
Candle Man: STOP FIGHTING!
Limefong: I hate when you guys fight like you both are enemies…
Candle Man: JUST GO AFTER UCP!
(Suddenly, UCP appears behind them whilst they are all distracted and hypnotizes the KIng and Queen of Wikia)
UCP: Why, hello.
Queen: Must obey UCP…
Candle Man: NO! (Candle Man tries to shoot fire at their eyes but-)
UCP: DODGE IT!
(The King and Queen do so)
Candle Man: AAAARGH!!!
Limefong: (taps his head) This better not be an apocalypse…
UCP: Boy it will be, dog! And now my minions, ATTACK!
(The King and Queen run at the Candle Friends)
Wooder: What’s going on here?
(Wooder gets blasted by the hypno gun)
Candle Man: Oh no, that was the kingdom’s best security… Which means he’ll be really good at fighting!
(The King and Queen of Wikia as well as Wooder try to attack them but Candle Man quickly creates a fire wall, blocking them off as they bang on it trying to get in)
King: LET ME IN!
Wooder: WE MUST GET IN!
Queen: UCP, MAKE US BREAK IN!
Candle Man: I’m not gonna be able to hold this wall for eternity!
Limefong: Candle Man! De-hypnotize them, this is the perfect opportunity!
(Candle Man creates a hole between the wall and de-hypnotizes Wooder but the King and Queen dodge)
Wooder: Woah, what happened to me?
UCP: No! NO NO NO NO!
(UCP tries to blast Wooder again with the hypno gun but Candle Man pulls Wooder onto the other side of the fire wall before he could)
Mystic: I never would’ve guessed…
Candle Man: Guessed what?
Mystic: They need to come out after all!
Candle Man: Who? Ohh, them!
Mystic: Shaduck, Limefong.
Shaduck and Limefong: Hmm?
Mystic: I think it’s about time you meet someone.
Candle Man: Do you really think now’s the best time? I mean, we’re in the heat of battle!
Mystic: True but, they can fight with us!
(The King and Queen of Wikia continue to bang on the wall)
Candle Man: Do it.
(Mystic brings out The Mystic Stars in a big flash)
Shaduck: What-
Limefong: On-
UCP: Hell!?
(Shaduck and Limefong stare at them with a “bruh” face)
UCP: I mean...Earth!
Gwen: I know this probably isn’t the best time for introductions, but everyone, The Mystic Stars have finally arrived!
Shaduck: The Mystic what?
Darwin: Stars. Stars. Say it with me baby, st-a-ruhs.
(Shaduck rolls his eyes)
UCP: Hey, I’M SUPPOSED TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION WAAAAA!
(UCP tries to blast the wall with the hypno gun to try and break it)
Limefong: We need a plan, and we can’t do it here!
Mystic: Candle Man, let down the wall!
Candle Man: Are you crazy!?
Mystic: Trust me!
Candle Man: Of course I trust you Mystical. If you’re sure…
(Candle Man let’s down the wall)
UCP: You fool, you’ve made yourself vulnerable to my attacks!
Candle Man: Now what!?
Mystic: Mystic Stars, do your thing.
Limefong: Oooh.
(The Mystic Stars begin to use their elemental powers to attack UCP, whilst he is distracted, the Candle Friends run out of the castle, The Mystic Stars soon follow)
UCP: Hey, get back here!
(Candle Man blocks the door with a cabinet)
Candle Man: That should hold him off long enough in order for us to think of a plan.
UCP: (off-screen) No, you won’t!
Candle Man: Ugh, come on guys, let’s go.
Limefong: How'bout going home? There, we can think of plans without getting our butts kicked due to the distraction.
Shaduck: Ah yes, home, the most comfortable working space.
Mystic: Hold on for just a second, Sonic.
Candle Man: What is it, my Mystical?
Mystic: I only showed them The Mystic Stars...for the battle, they still need to know who The Mystic Stars really are, one by one.
Shaduck: To be honest, I don’t care about what kind of chibi marshmallows you brought here.
The Mystic Stars: Hey!
Mystic: Please! (Mystic makes her eyes big, shiny and sad in order to convince Candle Man)
Candle Man: Of course.
Shaduck: WHAT!?
Limefong: I’m fine with it, the more the merrier!
Shaduck: Fine, just make it quick. As in really quick.
Mystic: Alright, snappy, that can’t be too bad for you guys, right.
Gwen: Not at all, I’m Gwen Marie Miyako Starburst! The leader of this lovely group.
Gumball: I’m Gumball Nightwolf Watterson, the toughest fighter and girlfriend of Gwen. (Gumball poses and Gwen giggles and blushes)
Darwin: (Knowing it’s his turn as he looks over at Gwen and Gumball) Do I really have to?
Mystic: Yes!
Darwin: Ugh. Oh alright, the name’s Darwin Luminous Aquamarine, so what?
Mystic: Good, now for the brothers. (Looks around her) Uh, where are the Alexanders?
Limefong: I haven’t seen them since the attack.
(Aqua sneaks up behind Candle Man, Shaduck and Limefong, giggling)
Aqua: BOO!
(The three scream)
Aqua: Haha! I got you good!
Shaduck: Okay, that was a little funny but HURRY UP WITH YOUR INTRODUCTION!
Aqua: Ok, ok! I’m Aqua Specter Alexander, and this little fella over there is my brother! (Aqua Presents Tora, as Aqua uses his brother as arm rest)
Tora: Tora Doku Alexander at your service!
Limefong: How do they all have different last na-
(UCP bursts out of the Wikia Castle)
Shaduck: I knew that introduction would be a bad idea!
UCP: Time to be hypnotized!
(UCP attempts to blast them all with the hypno gun but Candle Man creates another fire wall and pushes it into UCP)
Candle Man: Go away, ya pest!
Limefong: Quickly, let’s go before-
(UCP pushes the wall off him)
Limefong: -he escapes…
Shaduck: Run!
(The 9 run away and bump into Baghead)
Baghead: Ow! Oh, hey Candle Man, Mystic, Shaduck, Limefong and...who are they?
Candle Man: Long story but we need your help to battle UCP!
Baghead: Wait, what did UCP do?
Candle Man: Also another long story…
(TwoBrains and Pesron walk by and listen to the conversation)
Limefong: To summarise some guy is trying to take over Wikia and he’s a gun that can hypnotize people to do it!
Baghead: I can help with my Force powers!
Candle Man: Great, we need all the reinforcements we can get!
TwoBrains and Pesron: Hello!
Candle Man: Uh, hello, you two…
Baghead: Are you two also going to help us fight UCP?
TwoBrains: I’m not good at fighting, but I do have the ability to heal!
Person: And I’m strong, (pulls out a “Strong Man” certificate out) so I’ll gladly help!
Candle Man: Cool! A strongman and a healer! Two people we'll definitely need alongside the Mystic Stars and Baghead.
Baghead: Mind if she helps too?
Shaduck: Who are ya talking about?
(Baghead brings in Kellie)
Shaduck: Oh, cool!
Kellie: My name is Kellie Georgia Shadow Smith!
Shaduck: Shadow? Cool!
Kellie: Well, a half shadow.
Shaduck: Just like me!
(UCP runs towards them)
UCP: Hello, stupid friends!
Baghead: So that’s UCP?
Limefong: Yep, that’s him alright.
Mystic: Unfortunately..
UCP: Oh, but I mean no harm.
Candle Man: Your lies don’t work on my Candle Vis-
(UCP hypnotizes everyone but Candle Man)
Candle Man: Guys! (Candle Man readies his fire to blast at his eyes but UCP kicks Candle Man down and holds him there) Let me go!
UCP: Say goodbye, Candle Man!
Candle Man: NO!
(Candle Man blasts the hypno gun out of UCP’s grip)
UCP: MY HYPNO GUN!
(UCP runs over to the hypno gun and whilst he’s distracted, Candle Man de-hypnotizes the rest and they run off)
UCP: Ugh, I really should’ve-
(UCP turns around and notices they had all gone)
UCP: DAMNNIT!
(The scene cuts to the Candle Friends and The Mystic Stars running)
TwoBrains: So, what now? We can’t run forever!
Candle Man: We gotta fight back! But with that hypno gun, even the nine of us will be no good! We need to get more people!
Mystic: ARE YOU SAYING WE NEED MORE!?
Candle Man: If we get more, then UCP will have too many people to fight and he won’t be able to hypnotize us all!
(Knowing this, Mystic proceeds to scream as everyone covers their ears)
Candle Man: MYSTIC STOP!
Shaduck: But, where do we get more!? The other people of Wikia are too much of scaredy cats to fight back UCP.
Mystic: Doesn’t mean we can get new allies from another dimension I know of called TVland.
Limefong: Where are you talking about exactly?
Candle Man: I read about it once, the very people we watch on TV gave their own dimension called TVland, and we know them all well so they should be able to fight.
Shaduck: But how do we get there? Did the book say anything about directions?
Candle Man: It did actually, but I know a quicker shortcut.
(The scene cuts to Candleville)
Limefong: Is this..Candleville?
Shaduck: Wow, what a wreck it has become.
TwoBrains: Come on, it’s not that bad, right Pesron.
Pesron: Uh, yeah! Of course…
Candle Man: You don’t need to protect me, I know how much of this is a dump, we only need to be in and out to get the army of cartoons. (He suddenly gasps)
Shaduck: What?
Candle Man: Is it? No way, it can’t be…
Mr. Candle: Son, is really you?
Candle Man: MOMMY!!! DADDY!!! CANDLE GIRL!!!
Candle Girl: Big bro, is it really you?
Candle Man: Yes! (Candle Man runs towards them and gives them a big hug)
Candle Girl: Sorry but...you’re hugging a bit too hard…
Candle Man: Oh sorry sis, it’s just been how much  since we last saw each other, I mean, I thought you guys were goners!
Mr. Candle: Nope, son! We’re do you think you got the hug strength from? Us of course! We were able to hold off that attack...
Mrs. Candle: It’s thankful to see you're still doing well after all these years, have you been wearing clothes?
Candle Man: Ew! No mom, you know I hate wearing clothes.
Mrs. Candle: But I asked you to give them one try! (notices Mystic, TwoBrains, Kellie, and Gwen) You have...girls with you…
Candle Man: Hmm? Oh yes!
(Mr. and Mrs. Candle stare at Candle Man)
Candle Man: What?
Mr. Candle: Son, you can tell us, we won’t get angry.
(Candle Man blushes as he realises what his parents are talking about and looks at Mystic whose face starts going to a pink shade as she gets more embarrassed)
Mrs. Candle: ...So, son, do you have a girlfriend?
Candle Man: Uuuuuhhhh… (Sweats intensely)
(Candle Man comes up to Mystic, whose face is covered up by her arm, as he wraps his arm around her shoulders)
Candle Girl: Hey, what’s that?
(Snatches a drawing that Limefong drew earlier)
Candle Girl: It’s Candle Man and Mystic kissing!
Candle Man: Limefong!? When did you draw that!?
Limefong: Earlier on, sorry…
Mr. Candle: So we’re right, it is her!
Candle Man: Oh, uh...
Mrs. Candle: So, you do have a girlfriend?
Candle Man: Ummm… uhhh...
(Mr. Candle takes the drawing from Candle Girl where labels read “Candle Man” with an arrow pointing to him and “Mystic” pointing to Mystic, with a note saying “They love each other so much!”)
Candle Man: It's just… I-
Mr. Candle: Did we ever give you permission to have a girlfriend!?
Candle Man: I- wait what!? Are you kidding me, I choose my own love not you!
(Mystic then is seen starting to fall apart emotionally as she starts going demonic as her eyes start to flick from purple and pink to a blood red)
Mr. Candle: This is why you should check with us before making decisions, especially romantic ones!
Candle Man: Dad, listen to me, I love Mystic with all my heart and I don’t care if she even is half demon..sure she’s that, but she’s a darling angel at the same time!
Mrs. Candle: Half demon? Oh no no no, you’re not speaking to this girl ever again with her conditions!
Candle Man: You can’t make me not talk to someone!
Candle Girl: ...and yet you never consider that you two shouldn't invade in whether Candle Man dates that goddess or not...
(Mr and Mrs. Candle grab Mystic by the arms and drag her away as Mystic struggles)
Mystic: LET GO OF ME!
(Gumball kicks Mr. Candle in his face)
Gumball: Back off Mystic when she’s starting to crack! You don’t know what she can do when going demonic!
Mr. Candle: Ow!
(Mrs. Candle goes over to Mr. Candle as Mystic escapes)
Mrs. Candle: Honey, are you alright?
Mr. Candle: Yeah, I’m good...Hey, she’s running away!
Mystic: (running as she thinks to herself) Run before you go full demonic on them.
(Candle Man tears up as he begins running off with her and the rest of the group)
Limefong: Candle Man, are you okay?
(Candle Man doesn’t respond when suddenly, UCP steps in front of them)
UCP: Time to crash the party!
(UCP manages to hypnotize Darwin as his eyes change appearance before settling on the hypno eyes)
Candle Man: Hey! (Candle Man tries to de-hypnotize Darwin but his teary eyes prevent him from doing so) Oh no! (Wipes his tears away but they are already gone)
Everyone: Uh oh.
(UCP and Darwin run away to a snowy mountain)
Candle Man: After that fish!
(The group runs off whilst Mr. and Mrs. Candle watch, when they all reach the mountain UCP and Darwin are nowhere to be seen, however, a blue version of Darwin is seen nearby when the group reaches the top)
Icabella: Hello fellow travellers, are you perhaps looking for someone?
Candle Man: Yeah! An orange fish, kinda like you, and a grey frying pan-like guy, do you know anything?
Icabella: Orange fish, are you perhaps talking about my buddy Darwin Luminous Aquamarine?
Limefong: Exactly! Do you know where he is?
(UCP and Darwin appear behind them)
UCP: We’re right here! (grins menacingly)
Candle Man: YOU! (Attempts to de-hypnotize Darwin but UCP pulls him out of the direction of the blast)
UCP: I don’t think so, and until you bow to me, I will be keeping your friend!
Candle Man: GET B- (Candle Man realises his feet are frozen and so are everybody else’s) I’m stuck!
Limefong: Me too! How do we get out!
(Shaduck tries to blast the ice holding them down but it’s too strong)
Candle Man: What are we supposed to do now?! Turn into popsicles?!
TwoBrains: Candle Man, you have fire powers, do something!
(Candle Man tries to burn the ice but it still doesn’t work)
Limefong: It seems to be stronger than anything we can do!
Candle Man: Wait a minute, Gwen, what is that in your tail?
Gwen: The Moon Starlight Rod? Oh, only something that makes us godly!
Candle Man: Sounds magical, is it?
Gwen: Obviously if it makes us godly!
Candle Man: Right, and UCP is making Darwin use his power to trap us here, so what if we use the same level of magic to get us out here!
Gwen: Hmm, but how do we use the Moon Starlight Rod to?
Candle Man: Maybe it can break the ice, or something I don’t know.
Shaduck: Hold up, that thing can make as well things, right?
Gwen: Yeah?
Limefong: I think I understand where Shaduck is getting at, if we make something that contains both the powers of Candle Man and The Mystic Stars’ power, the ice will be unmatched!
Candle Man: Can you do it Gwen?
Gwen: I think so but it will take a lot of effort and power…
Mystic: (in shock, rhetorically) You’re not...
Candle Man: Wait, what is going to be created exactly?
Gwen: Something I like to call...THE FIREBALL.
Candle Man: Uhh, okay? Cool, but… I'm sure I can create one myself (creates one) See? (Erases the fireball from existence)
Gwen: No. I meant, as in, a new ally.
Candle Man: Ooh!
Gwen: Now, hold my hand and set it on fire.
Candle Man: What? Really? Are you sure?
Gwen: Positive.
Mystic: Wait a minute-
Candle Man: Alright then. (Candle Man holds Gwen’s hand and sets it a tiny bit on fire, Gwen brings the flame to the tip of the rod and then waves it in a circle and begins to levitate)
Kellie: She really is a god!
Candle Man: C’mon Gwen…
(Gwen holds it over her head)
Candle Man: Right…
Candle Man and Gwen: NOW!
(Gwen holds the rod near her chest as the rod blasts a beam of fire, knocking her back and shooting a flame into the snow)
Shaduck: Is that really it?
Mystic: That’s not it...
(The flame begins to take shape and transform into Fireball)
Fireball: RAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Candle Man: Woah! This is so awesome!
Gumball: But what about Gwen?
(Gwen’s colors fade to grey as she falls from the sky and into Gumball’s hands, seeing what Candle Man did to her, absolutely angry at Candle Man and he zaps Candle Man)
Candle Man: Ow! What was that for?!
Gumball: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
Mystic: She did it...
Candle Man: We only did it to free all of us!
Gumball: YOU DIDN’T NEED TO KILL GWEN!
Candle Man: I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to use her energy to kill her..
Mystic: She actually did it...
Gumball: I’M JUST SO MAD I CAN’T-
(Gumball creates a lightning cloud which causes the mountain to break a block when they are all stuck as they all tumble down and scream)
Shaduck: GOTTA JUST-
(Shaduck teleports himself and Fireball away)
Shaduck: Fireball, unfreeze my feet!
(Fireball melts the ice with his powers)
UCP: NO!
(UCP attempts to blast Shaduck with his hypno gun but Fireball stands in front of him and the blast hits them, unaffecting him as he is pure fire)
Shaduck: Woah!
(Shaduck sees the rest tumbling down the mountain)
Shaduck: Oh, right!
(Shaduck teleports them all to Fireball)
Candle Man: AAA- Oh, we’re alive?
(Fireball melts the ice off them all)
Shaduck: You’re welcome.
(Gumball has his back turned on Candle Man for causing Gwen’s death, his tail having a flame on it)
Candle Man: Gumball, I’m-
UCP: Grr! You escaped! Darwin, attack!
(Darwin runs towards the group but-)
Candle Man: Nope!
(Candle Man de-hypnotizes Darwin before he can do anything as he falls)
Darwin: What happened, where am I? Why are we next to a giant, snowy mountain?
Icabella: Darwin!
(Icabella runs up to Darwin and hugs him, as Darwin looks over at her, his eyes different than how they normally are before going back to normal)
Icabella: I was so worried about you!
Darwin: Who are you exactly?
Icabella: What…
Darwin: Just kidding! (Lifts Icabella up and spins her around as they start laughing)
Limefong: Aww.
(Darwin notices the rest of them staring and puts Icabella down, blushing and is a bit embarrassed)
Darwin: We should go now…
Candle Man: Right, we need to get that TVland army.
Icabella: I’ll stay, I need to make sure no more trouble like this happens again.
Candle Man: Are you sure? We really could us-
UCP: (blasts them with the hypno gun all whilst they are distracted, Candle Man’s flame goes back into his eyes and Fireball is immune)
Candle Man: I WISH YOU DIDN’T HAVE THAT BLASTED THING ON YOU!
(The hypnotized group holds Candle Man)
Candle Man: Hey! Let go of me! (Releases a fiery aura around him, making them all back away and shoots fire at the hypno gun but UCP pulls it away)
UCP: HEY! KEEP YOUR FIREBALLS OFF THE GREAT WEAPON!
(UCP runs off)
Kellie: HEY, COME BACK-
Baghead: Wait Kellie, we need an army first before we start attacking him.
Kellie: Oh yeah.
(Cuts to the Main 4 walking out of Candleville.)
Candle Man: Now that that’s finally sorted, we can get back on track and be heading to TVland. Let’s g- (Candle Man suddenly blacks out and opens his eyes to see everyone crowded around) Ow, what happened.
Shaduck: Some frying pan hit you on the head.
Candle Man: Who would throw a frying pan out of nowhere?! Hmm… I got an idea!
Mystic: What is it?
Candle Man: We can use this frying pan in the battle against UCP!
Baghead: What’s some old frying pan gonna do to him?
Candle Man: Well, it did just knock me out.
Baghead: Fair point…
Candle Man: Now, with this frying pan acquired, let’s head off!
Limefong: Wait!
Candle Man: Oh, what now?
Limefong: We can’t just leave the town alone, especially with UCP out there who could turn the place into ruins!
Candle Man: Right. We’ll need an army, whilst we get an army.
Baghead: I’ll stay here.
Kellie: I’m staying as well.
TwoBrains and Pesron: And us!
The Mystic Stars: We’ll stay!
Candle Man: Good, now Mystic, Shaduck, Limefong. Let’s go.
(The Main 4 walk back through the ruins of Candleville, up mountains and through a desert where they see a TV on a stand)
Candle Man: That’s it! The TV!
(Multiple TVs roll from behind it)
Shaduck: Gah! So many TVs! How are we supposed to find the right o-
Luna: Meep! (Subtitles: Found it!)
Candle Man, Shaduck, and Limefong: Huh?
Mystic: She said she found it! Come on!
(Luna jumps into the TV followed by Mystic then Candle Man, then Limefong and finally Shaduck)
Candle Man: (stunned by how TVland looks) Wow… this place looks… amazing!
Limefong: Uh, Candle Man? You're a fan of that Candy Cat franchise… amirite?
Candle Man: Course… Why are you asking?
Limefong: Probably because you can find that franchise's characters here!
Candle Man: Okay… (sees a "CANDY CAT & FRIENDS" poster) uhhh, maybe I go this way, and you guys go find other people?
Shaduck: If he can find Candy Cat then surely I’ll find… Follow me guys!
(Shaduck runs off, Limefong and Mystic follow whilst Candle Man searches for Candy Cat and her friends)
Candle Man: I can’t believe I’m about to meet my favorite characters!
(Candle Man hears the Peppa Pig theme song)
Candle Man: She’s that way, I bet she is!
(Candle Man runs up to Candy Cat and her friends, whose back is faced towards the camera as the scene cuts to Shaduck, Limefong and Mystic)
Mystic: Where are you going, Shaduck!?
Shaduck: If Candle Man gets to find his favourite characters, I’m finding Dewey and Jeremy.
Limefong: Who?
Shaduck: Dewey Duck and Jeremy the Germ? Yes, their names may be simple but they are the best characters I have ever seen!
Mystic: Never heard of ‘em.
Shaduck: That’s because you haven’t met legends.
(Scene cuts back to Candle Man)
Candle Man: Oh my gosh...it’s her! Candy Cat!
Peppa: And her friends! I'm Peppa Pig! This is my little brother George!
(George snorts)
George: Hehe.
Peppa: These are Suzy Sheep, Candy Cat, and Danny Dog!
Candy Cat: Hello.
Suzy Sheep: Whaddaya want?!
Danny Dog: Yo.
Candle Man: OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH OH MY GOSH! I ACTUALLY MET MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TV CHARACTERS!
George: We are?
Candle Man: YES! Hold up, you can talk?
George: Yes! (Holds Dine-Saw) And this is Dine-Saw! Grrrrr!
Candle Man: (tears in his eyes, waving his face) Aww, so cute….
Peppa: If you think that is cute, check out this. (Peppa pulls out Teddy)
Teddy: (Peppa speaking through her) Hey, I’m Teddy!
Candle Man: Aw, ooh, I have my own Teddy but he's a mouse! (Candle Man pulls out Teddy Mouse. Teddy looks at Teddy Mouse in a romantic way but Teddy Mouse moves his face to the left, rejecting her as he likes Luna)
Peppa: Don’t be sad, Teddy. You can still play with Dine-Saw.
George: Yaya, Dine-saw! Grr!
Candle Man: (remembering) Oh, right. Guys, I need you!
Suzy: Oh, you want me looking fabulous as usual? (winks)
Candle Man: I need all of you fabulous people, for a war!
George: War? (starts crying)
Danny: Oh, I can't wait to kick butt! Who are we gonna fight?
Candle Man: UCP. He wants to destroy the town of Wikia, and I need your help defeating him, please.
Peppa: George, stop crying, please! This war is bound to be fun!
George: No! It’s gonna be scary! And I know that because it’s a fact!
Peppa: Silly George, opinions aren’t facts.
George: But I don’t wanna go!
Candle Man: Don’t worry, George! (puts his hand on his shoulder) I’ll protect you.
(Shaduck, Limefong, Mystic, Dewey, and Jeremy run back)
Jeremy: Ah, so this is Candle Man? Nice to meet ya!
Candle Man: Ew, a germ!
Shaduck: Rude!
Jeremy: Heh, don’t sweat it duck. I get that a lot.
Candle Man: Why did you bring a germ here?
Shaduck: He can help in the war, and he’s my favourite character in Talking Tom and Friends.
Jeremy: I’ve had my fair share of kicking butt (looks down) Well, slapping butts.
Limefong: Ew.
Dewey: I’m up for it because adventure is my middle name! Though this Unified Community Platform sounds kinda like a robot.
Shaduck: Oh yeah, I never thought about it before.
Candle Man: We should get back to Wikia now.
Mystic: Yeah, but guys, where is the TV gone?
(Candle Man runs towards where the TV was)
Candle Man: It’s not there anymore!
Limefong: Oh no, we’re trapped!
Main 4: HELPPPPP!
Jeremy: Think on the bright side, this isn’t the worst place to be trapped in.
Peppa: Yeah, this is our home!
Candle Man: But we need to go back to Wikia so we can defeat the Unified! Oh wait, I can introduce myself and my friends to you guys…
Peppa: PEPPA STYLE!
Candle Man: Uh, yeah… I'm Candle Man! This is my girlfriend Mystic!
Mystic: I wasn’t one for a fan of pigs.
Candle Man: This is Shaduck!
Shaduck: (snaps his fingers and winks)
Candle Man: And this is Limefong!
Limefong: (waves)
Candle Man: Also, how are we gonna get outta here?
Shaduck: Teleportation!
Candle Man: Oh yeah….wait, why didn’t you use that on the way to TVland!?
Shaduck: I was gonna but then you were reuniting with your parents and then had to deal with hypnotized Darwin, it wasn’t the right time, plus, we needed some story building for the movie.
Mystic: Ugh, we can't just build up our story, Shaduck, we need to beat the flip out of UCP now.
Limefong: Come to think of it… anyone wonders what UCP is doing right now? Cause I do…
(Scene cuts to UCP in Wikia Castle)
UCP: Hmm… however I'll bring chaos to this town, the answer is bound to lie here!
Baghead; Hey, UCP!
(UCP turns to see Baghead as well as the rest of the group)
Tora: The Mystic Stars will ensure you have a FIERY DEATH!
UCP: Ooh, I’m so scared. (Backs away pretending to be scared and accidentally bumps into MediaWiki) Oops.
Kellie: MediaWiki!
(Baghead uses force to catch it)
TwoBrains: Phew.
(UCP grabs his hypno gun)
Baghead: Oh no! (distracted, Baghead drops MediaWiki and it falls down)
(cue slow-mo, as Pesron is running out to attempt to catch MediaWiki. UCP hits Pesron with the hypno gun and MediaWiki smashed into pieces)
Pesron: Must...obey...UCP.
Baghead: Pesron, no! Snap out of it!
(Fire shoots into Pesron’s eyes)
UCP: Ugh!
Baghead: (gasps) Candle Man!
Candle Man: I’m back and we got a team!
Baghead: That’s great. Who…
(Baghead looks at the team: Peppa, George, Suzy, Danny, Candy, Dewey and Jeremy)
Baghead: That it?
Candle Man: Uh, yes? At least we got some people!
Limefong: That’s not even a word!
UCP: UGH! (brings out hypno gun and shoots it in random directions)
Candle Man: We better watch out! (Deflects the attack with the frying pan)
UCP: You think a random frying pan will defeat me?!
(UCP shoots the frying pan with his hypno gun only for his blast to be deflected and shot back at him again)
UCP: I...shouldn’t have done that. (Pillars from the castle begin to fall)
Candle Man: What’s happening to the castle?
TwoBrains: It’s MediaWiki! Without it, this place can’t stand up right!
Candle Man: We gotta get out of here!
(They all run out of the castle)
Shaduck: Great, now this place is going to be destroyed, thanks a lot UCP!
UCP: Heh, no problem! (UCP blasts his hypno-gun at them all and succeeds in getting them all hypnotized) I did it… I DID IT!
All: Must obey UCP.
UCP: I win! And you lose! Haha, this place is all mine and I will be your king!
Candle Man: Yes, master UCP.
Limefong: We shall praise you.
UCP: That’s right, keep it coming!
???: I’m so sorry.
UCP: Who said that?
???: TO CRASH THE PARTY! (??? lands next to UCP and pulls out a ribbon wand)
UCP: Pff, what’s that going to do? What, are you gonna do a ribbon dance and bore me to death? Haha!
???: Very funny you fool, but you’ll be seeing who’s laughing now! (???’s ribbon wand grabs UCP and throws him out of sight, but the sound of UCP making a crash landing is heard)
Candle Man: They threw our master away like trash!
Limefong: How dare she!
(Ribbon jumps into the air, and a slash of fire is cut into their eyes, de-hypnotizing them)
Gumball: Woah! Who is that? Some being from another planet?
Darwin: You say that when all of us, including your master, are aliens, geez!
(Gumball’s whiskers start buzzing before electricity comes out of them, shocking Darwin as he smiles while Darwin is shocked, when he’s done, Darwin looks over at Gumball quite annoyed)
Darwin: You know that really wasn’t needed!
Ribbon: Geez, are you two fighting like you did back then, and I thought Darwin was much maturer than that.
(Ribbon shows herself, as Gumball, Darwin and the rest of The Mystic Stars are completely speechless of her sudden appearance as they bow down to Ribbon)
Ribbon: Yeah, going completely speechless when you realized that it was me, Mystic’s cousin, Ribbon Spiral Crystal Star.
Candle Man: M-Mystic’s cousin?! Wow, so you're actually related to the Mystical, that’s so cool!
Shaduck: Is it really that cool, Candle Man, she’s just as lame as Mystical herself!
Candle Man: (throws a bowl of fish soup into Shaduck’s beak) DON’T INSULT MY MYSTICAL!
Ribbon: Ah so you're the Candle Man I’ve been told about, it's so great to meet you in person, I’ve heard about everything about you, including about what happened to Candleville..
Candle Man: HOW ON EARTH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME AND MY WHOLE LIFE?!
(Mystic clears her throat and points to herself and then smacks Candle Man on the shoulder, quite annoyed by Candle Man)
Candle Man: Ohh, ok, that makes more sense now..
(Mystic sighs and facepalms)
Mystic: I’m starting to question making this choice of mine…
Ribbon: Still having trust problems, ay cousin?
Mystic: (Under her breath and speaking really snarky with this comment) You can say that..
Candle Man: Anyways It's great to meet you too…
Limefong:  (notices a piece of slime on his hand) Wait… how did this get on my hand? Did you give it to me, TwoBrains?
TwoBrains: No! And neither did Pesron!
Shaduck: It looks like… it’s slime! Isn’t it?
Candle Man: Who knows?
(The slime grows on Limefong’s paw)
Limefong: Wait… (Zaps his hand to try to get rid of the slime, but the slime just increases and increases) AHH! I GET IT OFF!
Candle Man: (Tries to use fire to get rid of the slime but the slime just swallows the fire) GAAAH!
Limefong: (The slime is fully on both his arms) OH NO, WHY AM I-(His face and legs are also getting this slime) UGH, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN?
Mystic: I’m trying to enhance your superpowers, Fong… because you seem so weak!
Limefong: HEY! (Now, his entire body is covered in transparent slime) AAAH!
(Limefong's slime increases, with Limefong shooting out slimes due to loss of control)
Limefong: Guys help me, this is out of control!
Candle Man: Just try to not… uh, flap your fingers like a psyc-(slime flies into his mouth) YUCK, GET IT OUT OF MEEEEH!
Baghead: Ew.
Limefong: (accidentally splashes slime all over Mystic) Whoopsy daisy…sorry Mystic!
Mystic: So this is the problem with enhancing people's superpowers? The Mystic Stars handled theirs well, I guess non Galaxia Omegans take more time with their powers.
Shaduck: NO THIS IS THE BEST PART OF IT. OF COURSE IT IS THE PROBLEM, YA BOZO!
Limefong: (there is an entire slime cloud all over him) SOMEONE PLEASE… HELP!
Mystic: I got this.
(Mystic moves her hand around with the Mystix Wand in her hand, removing the slime cloud, giving Limefong better control of the superpower)
Limefong: Hmm… thanks, Mystic.
Mystic: You are welcome… but wait, is this the slime Of Doom?
Limefong: I prefer to call it Fountain Of slime.
(Mystic shrugs as in "Okay" as she looks at the Mystix Wand, as a voice is heard in her head)
Mystix: It’s time to give it up Mystic, your life ends here!
Mystic: (to herself) and this is why I kept you in here for the rest of time..
Baghead: Are we gonna fight UCP, more, or…
Shaduck: Dunno. I’d rather we just keep fooling around.
Limefong and Mystic: Me too.
Baghead: Then I’ll just go fight him myself.
Candle Man: Good luck, then.
Kellie: But, Baghead!-
Baghead: I’ll be back. I can assure you that.
(Baghead walks away as the scene cuts to UCP, who crashes into his lair after being thrown by Ribbon, as he breaks a hole in the roof)
UCP: Oof! Ugh, while that candle and his friends are doing their junk, and can make the hypnosis even stronger then it was, and I will take over the world! (The wall crumbles)
UCP: (evil smile) Oh, then there are these cracks, which will make me EVEN MORE POWERFUL!
(The ceiling starts to fall down)
UCP: Ah yes, my shield, the walls of my lair, so I can block that candle's light speed.
(UCP grabs his hypno gun)
UCP: With Wanda in my hands again, I can finally make this hypno gun even more powerful! MWAHAHAHA!
(The whole lair collapses, but UCP is unharmed)
UCP: And just in case anyone would try to reverse this damage, (opens a closet) THE SPILLED MEDIAWIKI IS HIDDEN HERE, BUT NOBODY WILL FIND IT!
(UCP closes the closet, then walks a few steps away. UCP looks out the window as plants begin to rot from outside of his lair.)
UCP: OH YES! MORE DISASTER IT'S ON ITS WAY!
(Scene zooms out to see all other trees nearby that also begin to rot, with some of them  already completely rotten, and some have even collapsed. Baghead is seen running towards the lair. Scene zooms back to inside of UCP's lair. UCP waves Wanda, as it glows, upgrading the Hypno Gun with it into one with infinite bullets and with the bullets being much faster)
UCP: This upgrade will surely help when trying to get those stupid Candle Dorks and their team hypnotized!
(UCP does a smile, a VERY creepy smile, one that is bound to frighten the majority of viewers)
Baghead: (Bursts in) Not so fast!
UCP: What, my smile?
Baghead: Don’t play dumb, you idiot! It’s just you and me. Let’s play.
UCP: (smiles again) Yes, let’s play indeed...
(The Candle Friends and Mystic Stars noice the ground shaking and buildings collapsing, as everyone expect for Aqua starts to lose their balance)
Candle Man: Woah, this earthquake surely came out nowhere!
TwoBrains: It’s MediaWiki, with it gone this place will be completely destroyed! We need to evacuate!
Mystic: What gave you your first clue?! At least Galaxia Omega doesn’t rely on some powerful thing, all it needs to survive is a responsible ruler!
(The ground begins shaking even harder and a building almost falls at the Main 4, Side 4, and TMS, as Candle Man sets up a fire wall, protecting them from being turned into pancakes)
Candle Man: OH, WE AREN’T DYING NOW!
Kellie: THAT BUILDING ALMOST KILLED US!
Fake UCP: It should have squished you!
Candle Man: I WISH THAT TO YOU!
(Cue another building which destroys the fire wall)
Candle Man: WHY?!? Where do we take shelter now?
Limefong: How’bout thinking of a plan at home, where we don’t need to use our powers and brains at the same time?
Darwin: Yeah, smart move, but you're still an idiot by my standards.
Pesron: Let’s go, then!
Candle Man: I can use my super speed so we can get there quickly!
(Candle Man grabs them and runs towards the Candle House, as it starts rumbling)                                                      Shaduck: Holy crap, (The house cracks intensely) Wikia really IS collapsing!
Mystic: Aw man. (Voice glitching) Let's just (Glitches again) turn UCP into- (Coughs twice as she glitches yet again) dust!
Candle Man: Wait, what is happening to you, sweetie? You look like you are glitching out! Is something wrong?
(A huge hole in the ceiling is made due to the cracks. Now, the house also starts to shake INTENSELY)
M\_S\_I\_C: Must be my body going unstable..
(M\_S\_I\_C's right eye goes back to the original purple)
M\_S\_I\_C: And I found out that UCP is making time go in reverse, which means…
Limefong: WHICH MEANS WE HAVE EVEN LESS TIME! (High pitched screaming)
Shaduck: LET'S DESTROY UCP!
(The house starts to shake even more intensely, so much the Candle Friends can barely keep their balance, Aqua and Fireball are obviously the only ones unaffected by the shaking, given that they are the only characters who hovers by default)
Candle Man: So, what (Barely keeps his balance) were ya gonna say, Mystic? (Falls over due to the shake) Ahh!
M\_S\_I\_C: It means we are going to disappear, starting with Luna!
(The Candle Friends and Luna gasp in shock)
Luna: (She begins to disappear) Uhh, what is going on?!
Candle Man: (Runs at the speed of light to the Candle Friends’ house, putting Teddy Mouse down to his bed) Teddy Mouse better be safe in here.... (Candle Man grabs the frying pan and runs back at the speed of light) LET’S KICK UCP’S BUTT, ONCE AND FOR ALL!
(The shaking manages to make Limefong and Shaduck lose their balance, as Mystic’s glitching grows worse because of it, as Luna continues to disappear, as the scene cuts to UCP’s lair)
UCP: (It is revealed he does this by waving Wanda around, casting the Reverse Of Time spell on the entirety of Wikia) Ahahahahahahahahaaa! They’re gonna disappear from existence! They’re SO gonna disappear from existence!
(Baghead uses the Force to move UCP up and down quickly and make him dizzy)
Baghead: No! We won’t, you should! (But now, he is back to 14 years old instead of 15)
UCP: Oh, you’re still here?
Baghead: Yes. You killed my master, you destroyed the first city I protected, heck, you even tried to kill my best friend more than twice! But I won’t let you destroy this place.
UCP: Is that so?
Baghead: DUH!
(Baghead turns on his lightsaber and charges at the foe, swinging his lightsaber. He strikes UCP with his weapon, but it does no damage.)
Baghead: How…?
UCP: HA HA! YOU LO-
(Baghead uses the Force to blast UCP into the wall.)
UCP: Uhnn...
Baghead: You have lost.
UCP: No. NO, NO, NO! YOU WILL DIE!
(He takes MediaWiki and modifies it so a wave of rock erupts out of the ground, blasting Baghead in the air, taking him out of the lair and crashing into a tree, which falls in response. He dusts himself off as he watches UCP’s lair become so reinforced no one can get in or out.)
Baghead: Well, that didn’t work.
(Baghead trudges around looking for where the main 4 might be, as he tries not to trip on his shirt, which is now too big for him due to the de-aging. Meanwhile, UCP looks at the Royal Palace, which has completely collapsed, and most other buildings in Wikia, the buildings that are still up are super close to collapsing at this point. Cuts back to Baghead, who looks around in terror.)
Baghead: This is what I swore to protect… What do I do now?
(He spies something in the distance. It is not shown on screen.)
Baghead: Wait… that’s it!
(He runs off-screen. Meanwhile, several other characters are shown de-aging all around Wikia.)
TwoBrains: (Looking at Pesron, as they hold hands while they de-age) Well, even if we die during this moment of chaos..at least we’ll die together!
Pesron: Of course we’ll die together, legend!
(Scene cuts back to UCP’s lair!)
UCP: The Reverse Of Time spell on everyone except for me. Forever until they are NO MORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(The Candle Friends burst in to UCP’s surprise)
UCP: Ugh, you again? Wanda’s power is infinite…what are you guys?
(Limefong tries to use telekinesis to snatch Wanda, but UCP catches Wanda before Limefong could)
M\_S\_I\_C: (While sounding 10 years younger as her body is constantly going unstable) YOU SHALL BE STOPPED!
UCP: Not now, Kidstic!
M\_S\_I\_C: AA! NOW I DON’T SOUND THREATENING (Now 35 years younger than she was originally) in the slightest!
Candle Man: Don't worry, I- (Turns back to 12 years old, sounding much younger) Never mind…
Shaduck: (Now 13 years old) Don’t you worry, guys, I got this! (Tries to teleport to UCP but UCP throws him back before he could)
UCP: Never!
Shaduck: AAAAAARGH! I WAS CLOSE TO GETTING WANDA AWAY FROM THE UNIFIED!
Candle Man: (Now he is 11 years old, sounding even younger, and he laughs) Did you just call him the Unified? Time to light it up!
UCP: Awww...look at the cute little babies! You little twerps are no match for me! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Candle Man: (Runs at the speed of light but UCP throws him back too) WHAT ARE YOU (Voice highens, as he is now 8 years old) doing? AHH I AM HALF MY ORIGINAL AGE!
(Luna walks into the room, weak)
Luna: Guys, I don't think I'll make it..please, stop UCP, for me..
(Luna collapses before disappearing after giving a wave)
Mystic: NOO! UCP, YOU ARE SO GOING TO PAY FOR THIS! (She is technically right, as UCP will turn to dust a few scenes later)
Candle Man: MYSTIC! (It is now windy, and Candle Man struggles not to get blown by the wind) USE ONE OF YOUR SPELLS TO TAKE AWAY WANDA FROM UCP! THEN WE CAN SAVE LUNA AND AGE UP TO OUR REGULAR AGES!
Mystic: I would, but with me getting younger, my powers are harder to control!
Shaduck: JUST FOCUS AND HURRY UP!!! (gets blown by the wind into a wall)
Limefong: You! Can! (Gets blown by the wind into Shaduck) Oof. Make! It! Mystic!
(Candle Man now is a 6 year old, having fire over him and struggling to control it)
Mystic: now at 900 years old Alright! I’LL DO IT! FOR EVERYONE’S OWN GOOD
(Wanda is hovering out of UCP’s control)
UCP: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Mystic: A SPELL! (Now at 850 years old) AND NOW IT’S FOR THE SAKE OF QUEEN GALAXIA. Please, for the love of Wikia and everything that is good in this world, please be proud of me for this one time, mother and father!
(The Mystic Stars come in)
Candle Man: (Now at 5 years old, with him juggling the frying pan as he is 5 year old and a cheerful child, much like he did before his life began to turn to a mess) Can they hear you?
Limefong: (uses telekinesis to use Wanda) By the power of the almighty Wanda, now all the age reversing is undone! (Waves Wanda thrice, reverting all the de-aging around Wikia, as Luna is seen coming back from the dead, however, she has been reborn back to when she was just a baby. Candle Man is about to disappear completely, but is aged back)
Candle Man: Woo hoo!
(Everyone else begins returning to their current ages. Candle Man picks the baby Luna up as she falls asleep, as the scene flashes to Luna’s babies pictures, Candle Man looks at Mystic, whose body is so unstable at this point that she can hardly control herself, as her glitching is in it’s worse state, as Luna turns back to normal)
Candle Man: Luna is back to normal! Wait a sec… MYSTIC!!!
(The Mystic Stars, Limefong, Shaduck, Luna, and Fireball walk up to Mystic who has collapsed on the floor)
Candle Man: Get up off the floor, sweetie! You’re not dead!
Limefong: You can make it, come on!
Shaduck: Yeah! You can do it Mystic, pull on through!
(Mystic struggles to get up, as her body is glitching up again, as Candle Man notices something in between her wings, its a glass shard, but it can’t be released from where’s its stuck, as Luna comes to Mystic’s face, as Mystic looks at the Candle Friends,)
M\_S\_I\_C: Can…dle Man...go on...without...me....I'm done...for....
Candle Man: (Tears up) WHAT? NO! I CAN'T LEAVE YOU BEHIND! M\_S\_I\_C: (With her eyes a shade of gold) Candle Man...take care of Luna...and TMS....for me...good…(waving)..bye..(she explodes into stardust, as her body was too unstable to control, as she dies, Candle Man's flame starts to smoke up, with the knife that was in between her wings falls to the ground)
Candle Man: Wait, no! You can’t just go! (Starts to tear up even more) YOU JUST CAN’T LEAVE US THIS EARLY!
UCP: (Evil laughter) Well, Candle Boy, your girlfriend is dead…
Candle Man: (Struggles to breathe due to the death of Mystic,, the glass shard on the floor, as he starts to reflect) She died… He was laughing at him… She died because of UCP… And I thought UCP had redeeming qualities - (Tears disappear, as Candle Man goes into anger, his flame turns orange and grows as big as it could possibly be) He needs to pay. That is the ONLY way for him to learn… (Becomes VERY fiery, and relapses into a big rage) HE NEEDS TO PAY!
UCP: Oh no I won’t!
Candle Man: (Rages at UCP, as the piano grows louder) YOU JUST KILLED HER! I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A PILE OF DUST, (Deep, madness mantra, becoming fully fiery, with his flame) YOU MONSTER! (Candle Man rampages at UCP, as he manages to burn UCP’s hands to dust)
UCP: MY HANDS! YOU ARE SO GOING TO DIE FOR THIS! (grows back his “hands” which were actually fins)
Limefong: Well, why not call a doctor to help out in reviving Mystic?
Shaduck: Yeah, what if doctors can fix this?
Candle Man: Why would doctors be useful in this situat- Wait a minute.That gives me an idea! I’M GONNA ACTIVATE THE MATING CANDLE CALL!
Shaduck: Nothing happened?
Candle Man: I know someone who can revive Mystic! TWOBRAINS MULTICELLS!
(Suddenly, TwoBrains teleports there, as she has the ability to heal people)
TwoBrains: Yes?
Candle Man: TWOBRAINS!!! I need you… you have the power to heal others, right?
TwoBrains: Course I do… My mother is a doctor, which explains it…
Candle Man: Uhhh… yeah. And now, please heal Mystic for me!
(Meanwhile, UCP is shown giggling in the background, as the stardust is gone)
TwoBrains: Unfortunately, I can’t heal her!
Candle Man: WHAT THE FLIP? WE MUST REVIVE MYSTIC, AND AS FOR UCP, TIME TO LIGHT HIM UP - WITH FIRE!!!
Shaduck: Come on. She'll get revived sometime.
Gwen: Speaking of revivals...
(*Everyone turns around to see Gwen, who is now a ghost*)
Candle Man: Gwen? Gumball: Gwen!
Candle Man: Lucky for you Gumball BUT I WANT MYSTIC RIGHT NOW!
Darwin: The stardust is gone, Candle Man. Which was the source of her existence, and when her core is broken, her body goes unstable until she meets her doom...are you that dumb Candle Man?
Shaduck: I found a piece of her stardust!
TwoBrains: We need ALL of her stardust, and that was part of her butt! (Gets hypnotized into running away by UCP) WAAAAAGH!
UCP: (As he is hiding something behind his back) NEVER! THAT GODDESS DESERVED TO DIE ANYWAYS.
(Candle Man runs at the speed of light to behind UCP. The thing UCP hid was a tiny glass)
Candle Man: MEDIAWIKI? Nah, IT IS HER STARDUST, YES!
UCP: Eheh… it IS mixed with MediaWiki…
(Limefong uses telekinesis on the bottle)
Limefong: Oh no you won’t! (Plays chemical, and pours the MediaWiki part into a glass bottle, then throws it somewhere… which somehow reaches the closet in which the actual MediaWiki is hidden)
(The Moon Starlight Rod starts glowing the colors of Mystic)
Gwen: No way, what's going on?!
Gumball: The Moon Starlight Rod was made for Mystic in case she dies?!
(Judy and Ribbon walk there, with Ribbon having her Ribbon-bon Wand, which was the item that she launched UCP with during her debut during Darwin’s moment of hypnosis)
Ribbon: Wait, SHE DIED?
Judy: OH NO! DID UCP DO IT?
Everyone: YES, HE DID!
Darwin: But I do remember something involving the Moon Starlight Rod, and it was a very long time ago..
(flashback to Mystic's original home, with Queen Galaxia and King Universe handing the Moon Starlight Rod to Mystic, with a young Darwin looking on)
Q. Galaxia: Mystic, if you ever have your core destroyed, make sure that your friends revive you with our family treasure, the Moon Starlight Rod.
Mystic: Okay, mommy.
(Flashback ends.)
Darwin: The Moon Starlight Rod, huh..pretty sure that she wouldn't need it for if she dies, she's the daughter of a god, and that Rod looks like a toy.
(The flashback ends)
Candle Man: What did you remember?
Darwin: (facepalming) How stupid I was, believing that we wouldn't need the revive feature of the Moon Starlight Rod…
Limefong: (Gives the revive feature to Darwin) Darwin, since you know how to do it, please, revive Mystic...for the love of god, please be a nice guy for once!
(Darwin takes the Moon Starlight Rod from Gwen, as he waves it around, using the Moon Starlight Rod’s power, Darwin successfully revives Mystic as Mystic's once not existence wings are now in the shape of a butterfly's as she now sports antennae)
Candle Man: YAY, MYSTIC! YOU ARE BACK! (Hugs Mystic) I still loathe UCP even more so for killing you, even if you are revived! Wait a sec, what are those antenni on you?
(Then, Mystic sheds her skin, revealing herself to be an actual butterfly, as she has hidden it away from Candle Man ever since they first met, so this is quite the shock to Candle Man himself)
Candle Man: What the…?
Limefong: Okay, Mystic, just how much more secrets are you willing to reveal about yourself? ‘Cause this is getting ridiculous.
Mystic: A lot, but it's for another time..now let’s show UCP our truest selves, like I should have done long ago!
TwoBrains: The moment when you are called to heal someone but then other people do it for you. Okay, bye! (Runs away)
(The lair falls over.)
(The Candle Friends and Kellie walk across the city, looking for a place to take cover.)
Shaduck: Why are we doing this again?
Kellie: Duh! We need a plan.
Candle Man: Yeah, but where do we go?
Someone offscreen: Psst, hey, Candle Friends, over here! Inside the pizzeria!
(They turn around and see none other than Baghead peering out of the Pizzeria.)
Baghead: I’ve been hiding here so I can keep safe from UCP—
Candle Man: Let me stop you right there. Why here?
Baghead: It’s run by a villain, see?
(Palpatine waves from the counter.)
Mystic: That explains why they call it Palpatine’s Pizzeria. AND why UCP didn’t destroy it.
Baghead: And trust me when I say this, I’ve seen the future! I know how the battle goes down. I can’t tell you much, but I can tell you this… lives will be changed, power will be drained, and hypnosis will plague the town more than it does already.
(The pizzeria cracks a bit. Everyone sits in silence contemplating Baghead’s speech until suddenly, the sound of a smoke bomb is heard)
Shaduck: How great, another very ominous noise.
(The smoke noise is even louder)
Candle Man: This smoke noise is getting really annoying now!
Shaduck: Wait, where is it coming from exactly?
(It is EVEN louder)
Limefong: I have no idea!
Kellie: But we need to find out before something goes wrong!
Shaduck: Whatever it is, I suspect it has something to do with UCP..
(Candle Man briefly activates Candle Vision for 1 second, then quickly de-activates it, knowing what is the result of the noise)
Candle Man: ‘Kay, now we’re sure it does. Because WE NEED TO RUN AND GET OUT OF HERE. NOW!
Limefong: But why? Because of the noise?
Baghead: Aaannd here it comes.
(Candle Man points at under the table, revealing there is a bomb that is about to explode right then and there)
Everyone: WE HAVE TO RUN OUTTA HERE!
(They get out of Wikia Pizzeria just in time as the sound of the bomb exploding is heard)
Mystic: Phew, thank god Candle Man noticed it.
Limefong: Wait a sec, DO NOT TELL ME UCP KNEW WE WERE GOING TO TAKE SHELTER!
Mystic: LET’S GET THAT PUNK!
Shaduck: Come to think of it, where is UCP?
(Suddenly, a fake UCP shows up, with holding the hypno gun, it is actually a hypnotized Wooder in disguise)
Wooder: RIGHT HERE!
Candle Man: HEY! UCP! TIME TO TURN TO DUST!
(The actual UCP is revealed to be behind Wikia Pizzeria, talking through the fake one)
UCP: Oh no you won’t!
(UCP contemplates pulling out hypno gun and shooting out hypno bullets with it, which the fake UCP does)
Candle Man: Robotic voice!
Mystic: Very weird and wonky eyes!
Shaduck: Coincidence? I think not.
Limefong: THIS IS A FAKE UCP!
Wooder: No, it’s me! The almighty UCP! Hehe.
Candle Man: We must watch out. Okay, let’s get close to each other physically, and-
Limefong: SHUT UP, DON’T PLAN IN FRONT OF UCP!
Wooder: Well, okay then, I was a fake UCP, but how are you gonna stop the real one!
UCP: But… DID HE JUST EXPOSE HIMSELF?
(It is revealed Wooder was dehypnotized by Candle Man, who has suspected this)
UCP: Grr!
(Scene cuts to UCP running to behind his lair, then going inside it using the back door, as he walks in and shuts the door.)
UCP: Bet they have no idea the back door exists…
(UCP turns the lamp on, revealing that everybody, except for the Candle Friends, the Mystic Stars, Fireball, Baghead, Kellie, TwoBrains, Pesron, and Wooder, are hypnotized)
UCP: So, when those dummies come there to punch me out, fight them, my slaves!
Hypnotized people: Command followed, UCP.
UCP: And even try to kill them, or make them vulnerable to hypnosis!
Hypnotized people: Command followed, UCP.
UCP: And maybe try to literally kick my butt.
Hypnotized people: Command denied, UCP.
UCP: Good, good..
(Scene cuts back to the non-hypnotized ones, where Baghead is planning stuff out for the others)
Candle Man: Come on, as long as we are here, we are going to defeat UCP once and for all.
Shaduck: You always say that but you never end up doing it.
UCP: (Holding the hypno gun, UCP appears behind Candle Man, as UCP’s lair is around 100 meters behind the background of when the scene zooms 100% on Candle Man) HEY CANDLE!
Baghead: I hate this part.
(UCP goes on his lair's roof, and hypnotizes Pesron, TwoBrains, Baghead, Kellie, and Wooder. UCP shoots out hypno lasers just to distract the Candle Friends and TMS and Fireball from coming after him to his lair. Fortunately, none of them got hypnotized, as the scene cuts back to UCP)
UCP: HYPNOTIZED PEOPLE, COME TO ME!
(Every hypnotized character go there)
Darwin: Look! They are going that way!
(cue the Candle Friends, the Mystic Stars, and Fireball busting through the UCP’s lair’s front door)
UCP: HYPNOTIZED PEOPLE, GET THEM!
(All of the hypnotized people rage at them)
Fireball: (punches a hypnotized Kellie, and a hypnotized Queen Of Wikia) Okay, it's fine now!
Candle Man: OKAY! But I'm struggling a bit with all of these people!
Mystic: What do you mean? (Gets swarmed by a bunch of people) Oh...I get it now..
Candle Man: If I ever get hit by Pesron's fist, I'M GONNA END UP DEAD! (A hypnotized Pesron attacks Candle Man, but Candle Man dodges all of the punches) Uh-huh! (Walks away a little, and Pesron punches into a wall in anger, making his fist stuck in the wall. Candle Man de-hypnotizes Pesron, as all the TV friends raid at Candle Man)
Jeremy: (Hypnotized) Want a poisoned cookie? I made it myself!
Candle Man: What? NO! (Throws the cookie on the floor, as it crumbles) Sorry about that!
Jeremy: YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!
(Limefong uses telekinesis to pull away the hypnotized Jeremy from Candle Man)
Limefong: Go away, Jeremy!
Jeremy: WHAT ARE YOU DOI- (Candle Man de-hypnotizes Jeremy)
Jeremy: Ooh, a cookie!
Limefong: I wouldn’t eat that if I were you...
Aqua: What do you say, brother?
Tora: Sure thing brother...
Aqua: (Picking up Tora like a rifle) FIRE IN THE HOLE
(Tora starts using bursts of his poison on the floor as Aqua laughs, as the poison trips up most of the army)
Kellie: (hypnotized) Actually, this place is crumbling!
(The ceiling almost falls on Aqua and Tora, as Aqua shape-shifts to his dragon form and blocks the ceiling with his wings, protecting him and Tora from getting killed)
Kellie: (hypnotized) Give up, everyone! (It's revealed that UCP is talking through her)
UCP: (talks through Kellie) You won't win anytime! Like my god, why can’t y’all give up and go home!
(Aqua roars, somehow knocking Kellie out of hypnosis)
Kellie: (De-hypnotized) Why am I in the crowd full of hypnotized- (Gets re-hypnotized) People... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE (Rages after Darwin)
Darwin: Oh no you don't! (He creates a ice wall, protecting him, Gumball and Gwen)
Candle Man: Darwin, you just GAVE ME A IDEA! (Candle Man creates a fire wall for himself and Limefong, but Kellie destroys the fire wall, but is incapable of destroying the ice wall)
Gwen: (praying to Queen Galaxia as she looks up at the sky) Please, Queen, make this fighting stop, let me and Gumball have our peace, together, FOREVER!
UCP: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You'll never defeat me, losers!
(Gwen and Gumball hold hands, as they hug it out, as a smoky explosions occurs, destroying the ice wall in the process as Darwin is launched)
Candle Man: GWEN! GUMBALL! ALL YOU GUYS ALRIGHT?!
Mystic: (Gets attacked by a hypnotized Baghead) Well, then, time to clean up this wreck of a mess! One caused by UCP! (She and Baghead can't defeat each other) ARGH WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO DEFEAT?!
Candle Man: I GOT THIS!
(Candle Man opens a grape soda and throws it away from Baghead, who runs after it, given his love for grape soda, then the smoke clears, revealing that due to their love and their close connection to each other, Gwen and Gumball have fused together to form Smokette, a two tailed cat, with a smoky appearance)
Limefong: Holy…
Shaduck: Quack..
Candle Man: Uhhh… what just happened to Gwen and Gumball?
Mystic: Don’t you mean, Smokette, the fusion of Gwen and Gumball?
Candle Man: F-f-fusion? Woah..that’s so cool!
Shaduck: Yeah! I had no idea they could fuse!
Limefong: So, now, are they more powerful now that they are… well, fused into Smokette?
Mystic: Well, there is a fusion of all the TMS with each other, including a fusion of Darwin crossed with Gwen…
Candle Man: (Given how he knows what it is like when Gwen and Darwin interact) Aaah, how exactly can Little Miss and Mister Always-Arguing fuse?
Shaduck: Maybe, very deep in Darwin, there’s some form of liking for Gwen in that gut of his..am I right or am I right?
Darwin: You’re...WRONG…
Gwen (Through Smokette): Alright, Gumball, let’s see what we can do together as one…
Gumball (Through Smokette): Alright..let’s do it!
Candle Man: It is brilliant! Two already powerful beings forming one even powerful being, combing the powers of the fusers into one!
(Limefong is shown transforming into an eagle screeching at a hypnotized TwoBrains in order to distract her)
Shaduck: Wait, Limefong! You are an eagle, but you’re also a dog? I MUST BE GOING CRAZY!
Limefong: I HAVE THE POWER TO SHAPE-SHIFT INTO STUFF, OKAY?
TwoBrains: What am I doing here, and why is there an eagle inside the building?
Candle Man: A fight against UCP and it’s just Limefong having shapeshifted!
(Candle Man de-hypnotizes Pesron, Kellie, and Baghead too.)
Baghead: Ugh. I hate it when that happens.
Kellie: When what happens?
Baghead: Being hypnotized!
Pesron: Hey, Candle Man, I’m very strong, so I can easily fight the hypnotized army… can I help you?
Candle Man: Sure! (smoke spreads to him) But WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIP IS THIS?!
(Smoke is seen spreading around the room, making it difficult to see properly, as this annoys every non-hypnotized person)
Mystic: Ugh! WHERE’S THIS SMOKE COMING FROM?!
(Turns out this smoke is coming from Smokette, as she is holding UCP down with Gumball’s strength combined with Gwen’s use of the force, as Smokette’s two tails are both on fire, and they are causing quite a lot of smoke, hence her name)
UCP: GIVE UP! You guys are just as weak together as you are separated! (UCP manages to throw Smokette across the room, when she hits the wall, she unfuses back to Gumball and Gwen, which manages to clear out the smoke)
Candle Man: Gwen! Gumball! (Looking towards UCP. Darwin tosses the Frying Pan, and Candle Man catches it. He points at UCP) That’s it, I’ve had enough of this nonsense! You’re getting it now, UCP!
(Cuts to Baghead fighting and deflecting hypno-blasts with his lightsaber)
Baghead: My mind is as strong as— WHOA!
(His lightsaber is kicked out of his hands by hypnotized Pooka. It is stepped on by a hypnotized person, destroying it.)
Baghead: Darn it! And I was two payments away from owning that lightsaber!
(He starts Force-pushing people instead. Meanwhile, Tora and Darwin struggle to keep a hypnotized Dewey Duck from attacking them)
Dewey Duck: (Hypnotized) GET OFF ME, YOU WEIRD FISH! YOU WOULD BOTH MAKE A TASTY SNACK! LET ME EAT YOU!
Darwin: (Lifting up his axe, with it pointing towards Dewey’s neck as his appearance changing very briefly) Finally! I CAN HAVE A CHANCE AT MURDER!
Candle Man: No, you can not! (Candle Man de-hypnotizes Dewey, and he takes Darwin’s axe before Darwin can murder Dewey and have him for dinner) YOU ARE NOT HAVING DEWEY FOR DINNER! Also, Dewey, you are free from the hypnosis, AND RUN NOW!
UCP: And now… get ready to have some more people on my side… (Shoots a hypno laser at TwoBrains)
TwoBrains: (coincidentally looks at the hypno laser) Oh no no no NO!!! (dodges) HA! In your face, UC- (UCP shoots a second one, this time she gets hypnotized)
Pesron: TWOBRAINS NO! (Shows UCP his fist) YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
UCP: Nah fam! (Hypnotizes Pesron)
Baghead: At least me and Kellie aren’t hypnotized…
Kellie: Yeah let’s kill UCP forever!
UCP: Or don’t!
Kellie: OR DO! Come on, guys, let’s show the frying pan... dunno, thing, who’s boss!
UCP: Maybe not you.
(Hypnotizes Kellie.)
(Cue Mystic, Shaduck, Limefong, Fireball, Gumball, Gwen, Tora and Aqua unknowingly walking backwards, close to each other)
UCP: Yes. Do just that! (Contemplates pulling a level which makes a hypnotized Woodhouse actually do so, suddenly, a cage falls down and traps every one of them except for Darwin and Candle Man)
Candle Man: Oh no! Guys!
Mystic: We’re okay!
Baghead: (not in the cage) I’m not.
Shaduck: Dude, it’s just a lightsaber!
Baghead: No, it’s-
UCP: ENOUGH!
UCP: MWAHAHAHAHA, HOW DOES IT FEEL LIKE THREE PEOPLE VERSUS THE ENTIRE TOWN? Oh, actually, scratch that, two people.
(UCP tries to hypnotize Baghead who manages to dodge the bullet. However, the second time, it hits Baghead, who is initially resistant to it)
Baghead: (As he is initially somewhat resistant to the hypnosis) Darn it… wait, am I gonna remember being hypnotized? (However, the hypnosis takes over suddenly)
Darwin: Yeah… so awkward of a situation when you are one of the two people still not hypno- (A hypno bullet almost shoots him, but he jumps away just in the nick of time, dodging it) -TIIIIIIZED!!! Whew..that was close...really close….
Shaduck: Ahem, we might be caged but we are not hypnotized…
(Those in the cage look down and see that the cage is slowly sinking down into hypno lava)
Shaduck: ...anyways, how to get out of here...
Mystic: USE OUR SUPERPOWERS!
(Mystic slaps Shaduck in the face, with a loud punch noise heard during it)
Shaduck: OW! Good point though. Let me just teleport us out!
(Shaduck grabs the others, tries to teleport out… it’s not working as the cage has sealed their superpowers away)
Limefong: No! Are we stuck for good?
Darwin: Well, yes, you should be, Limefong, BUT ANYWAYS IMMA JUST… (Tries to use his axe to break the cage but it backfires as nothing happens, as this is instead waring his axe down)
(Candle Man tries to use the frying pan to break the cage, but nothing happens)
Candle Man: What is THIS made of? Metal rocks, or something?
UCP: Suckers getting distracted… Well… (Lies) THAT’S JUST A FAKE ONE!
Candle Man: Really?
Darwin: I don’t believe you should trust h-
Candle Man: Shaddup, he’s gonna lead us to the actual cage…
(Darwin facepalms because he sees through UCP’s trick)
Darwin: HEY, UCP! (Goes there with his axe) YA CAN’T FOOL CANDLE MAN…
UCP: I already did… and this is the second time! (UCP pulls out hypno gun, but Darwin then puts his axe on it making it drop)
Mystic: (In the background, as she says this line quite smugly) Normally Candle Man would use Candle Vision to identify the truth… but this time he’s just gullibly believing his worst enemy without questioning…
(Candle Man jumps up the roof, walking to a fake cage, and dropping his frying pan in shock, as the Frying Pan is heard clanging on the floor)
Candle Man: MY FRIENDS! MY FRIENDS!
(Darwin walks there too)
Darwin: Are you seriously sure UCP didn’t trick you? Cuz he kinda… is untrustworthy..much like you..
Candle Man: YES! OF COURSE I WANT TO FREE MY FRIENDS! DON’T YOU WANT YOUR TEAMMATES AND MASTER TO LIVE?!
Darwin: Nah, I don’t care given you are nothing more than a ridiculous little gullible piece of wax who falls for the trick of the even more than the just as ridiculous little UCP…
Candle Man: HEY! Now, time to burn the cage…TO SAVE ALL MY FRIENDS!
(Candle Man burns it, but Darwin was right all along, it was just a very realistic art paper as it turns into a crisp, as suddenly, UCP throws Darwin into the real cage, as he picks up the frying pan)
UCP: Well there, Candle Boy. It’s just so good seeing you be so gullible. Let me just do one thing for you, and it's for the better of all of Wikia…
(UCP whacks Candle Man with the frying pan in the head, knocking him unconscious. Scene blacks out right after that, with the frying pan whack noise echoing, up until the scene cuts to the Candle Friends’ house)
Candle Man: (wakes up from being unconscious) Aaaah… (Is severely wounded, given how UCP had thrown Candle Man with quite a lot of force in the throw, as all of this was off screen) Why am I laying in the middle of my bedroom in the middle of a major crisis… (Notices he has been holding onto Teddy Mouse the whole time while he was unconscious) And I remember hiding Teddy Mouse in my bed… (throws Teddy Mouse onto his bed) HEY WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? (Suddenly, his phone rings, and he picks up) Yes?
(From the other side of the phone, it is shown that the Candle Friends and the Mystic Stars are calling Candle Man from Mystic's phone)
Mystic: Are you gonna come and save us or what?
(It is shown they are much deeper now into the hypno lava)
Gumball: Yep, as we're almost sinking into this thing…
(Suddenly, the cage starts not just sinking but also shaking, making them struggle to keep their balance)
Shaduck: And shaking too…
Candle Man: (Off screen) I'm coming to save-(Suddenly, they all lose their balance, with Mystic dropping her phone into the hypno lava by accident, then scene cuts back to Candle Man's side of the phone call)
Candle Man: You guys no- (The noise of a hang up is heard, with Candle Man having a distressed look on his face) NO! Hang in there guys! (Looks at his Teddy Mouse.) If only I had an ally… Hmmm...
(Cue Candle Man running at the speed of light while holding the frying pan in one hand and Teddy Mouse in the other)
Candle Man: AND NOW, I'LL TEDDILY MOUSILY BURST IN AND SAVE’EM! (Tries to shoot a fire at UCP's lair's door, but fails because he can only use one superpower of his at one time, and he is running)
Singer: If it’s groove you're looking for….
Candle Man: Oh yeah…
Singer: Then you’ve come to the right place...
(Candle Man bursts into UCP's lair, slamming the door open, and then stops running)
Singer: Oh Candle Man, can't you see, it’s written all over UCP’s face
Candle Man: Guys… guys! I’m here now!
Singer: You should just look the other way, cause this UCP's here to stay
(Candle Man looks at the cage in shock, as it is revealed Mystic, Shaduck, Limefong, The Mystic Stars, Fireball, and even Luna are hypnotized now. UCP snaps his fingers, freeing the now-hypnotized Mystic, Shaduck, etc. This leaves Candle Man as the only one not hypnotized)
Singer: But you can be the hero we need, the possible mutiny is yours to leeeeeead...
Candle Man: NO!
Singer: Now wipe that grin right off his face
UCP: HAHA! How does it feel like for you to be alone, Canderp!
Singer: Cause it'll all be over when you step into this place...
Candle Man: I CAN’T LET YOU DO THIS TO EVERYONE I KNOW AND LOVE!
UCP: I JUST DID! NOW, HYPNOTIZED PEOPLE, SURROUND HIM SO I CAN HYPNOTIZE HIM!!!
(All the hypnotized people rage at Candle Man and surround him)
Singer: So put down that cello and go grab the bass, cause you're swingin' here tonight, this ain't no fancy music place
Candle Man: Oh no… at least this can’t get any worse…
Singer: You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no. Even if this is not your type of show, your type of show
(Cue there being so strong of a wind that Candle Man loses his balance)
Candle Man: NOW it can’t get any worse.
Singer: Now maybe you've learned a thing or two, about how fast those lasers can move
UCP: Yes, it CAN! (Shoots hypno bullets rather quickly at Candle Man. Candle Man barely even dodges being shot)
Candle Man: AAAAAAA!
Singer: Now c'mon just take a chance, these beats will put UCP in a trance
(The wind pulls Candle Man up a bit, then pushes him right into a hypnotized person)
Candle Man: WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIP? DID UCP PLAN THIS OUT OR SOMETHING?
Singer: Now these things you just can't forget, it would only bring regret..
UCP: Yes... yes I did, thanks for asking..
Singer: And if you can hold off UCP just a little more
Candle Man: ARGH! (Yeets Teddy Mouse onto UCP’s face,which doesn’t do anything at all except for Teddy Mouse being thrown given Candle Man is running out of ideas)
Singer: We can stop this crowd from stomping on this floor
UCP: HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY I’M NOW “PILE OF DUST” LEVELS OF DEAD- no. Well THIS IS ACTUALLY FUNNY FOR MEEEEEEEE! (Shoots out a hypno bullet. In slow-mo, it is shown that the bullet is inches away from hitting Candle Man, but it then hits the flame on his hair… not only does Candle Man not get hypnotized, in fact, the flame just burns the hypno bullet to dust)
Candle Man: Phew… that was close…
Singer: So put down that cello and go grab the bass, cause you're swingin' here tonight, this ain't no fancy music place. You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no, even if this is not your type of show, your type of show...
UCP: Augh! Why didn’t it work?!
Candle Man: Possibly because-(The wind blows him out of the lair) AAAAAA! Curse this stupid wind!
(Candle Man is standing right next to the lair, trying to think of a plan)
Singer: So put down that cello...
Candle Man: Come on, I need to think of a plan and QUICKLY! come on, Candle Man, you can make it… WHY CAN I ONLY NOT THINK OF A PLAN WHEN I REALLY NEED A GOOD ONE?
Singer: and go grab that bass..
UCP: (Off-screen) Well, at least that dummy candle boy has no idea there is a back door…
Singer: Cause we’re swingin’ here tonight...this ain’t no fancy music place...
Candle Man: (Gasps) Of course! I know what to do to end this madness, once and for all!
Singer: You just gotta let it go from everything that tells you no...
(Screen cuts back to UCP)
Singer: Even if this is not your type of show...
UCP: YAY, A DESTROYED HOMETOWN, AND A SCAREDY CANDLE! ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!
(Screen cuts to show the entire town of Wikia, which is collapsed and has a blood red sky. Then, the scene cuts right back to UCP)
Singer: Your type of show..
UCP: Looks like my job here is done.
(Cue Candle Man's hand shown opening the back door, the frying pan in one hand. Then, scene cuts back to UCP again)
UCP: And now, the entire town of Wikia is destroyed for good.
(Candle Man jumps upwards as suddenly, UCP gets whacked by Candle Man quite hard and his frying pan, knocking him to the floor, as he lands in front of UCP as he turns around and walks up to UCP.)
Singer: ..and now you just let it go…(Your Type Of Show ends)
Candle Man: Don't think so much about it. Besides, seems to me like you just got whacked with a very whacky weapon!
(Candle Man  looks at the hypnotized people who are standing still)
Candle Man: And as for all of you guys…
(Candle Man shoots out fire lasers, de-hypnotizing EVERYONE, as Aqua comes out of Candle Man’s shadow as he watches Candle Man de-hypnotize the army)
Aqua: This is why I was terrified… being hypnotized…being a slave for that horrid being...
Mystic: Candle Man! You made it!
Baghead: Am I the only one here that remembers being hypnotized?
Shaduck: We were hypnotized?
Baghead: I am, then.
Candle Man: Who knows, but UCP is dead now… heheh… (Looks at an unconscious UCP) ...right?
(Suddenly, UCP regains his consciousness)
UCP: WELL THAT DIDN'T STOP ME, YA SUCKER!
Candle Man: AHH! (Whacks UCP in the head again, this time he whacks him five times) I just flipping hope he is now. Shall we never meet again, UCP!
Shaduck: Wait, what if he wakes up again? (This causes Aqua to hide again)
Candle Man: Well… I'm gonna make sure he won't..so you can stop hiding now Aqua..
(Candle Man has a flame in his hand now)
Mystic: Whatever you want to do now to get rid of UCP for good, do it. Now.
Candle Man: With great pleasure. Time to light it up, for real this time! Goodbye, UCP....
(Using the flame in his hand, Candle Man is about to burn UCP, who regains his consciousness.)
UCP: WAIT NO! (grabs Candle Man’s arm trying to restrain him from burning him) GET OFF ME YOU-(Candle Man burns UCP) wait NO NO NO NO!
(It is shown that UCP is slowly turning to dust while struggling to keep alive, with Candle Man joyfully staring at him)
UCP: (looks at his disintegrating arms while continuing to turn to dust slowly) Oh no… I’M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU FOR THIS!  (Tries to stand up but his leg is already dust) GAAAAH!
(During this time the damage UCP caused is slowly turning back to normal, with the red sky turning to grey, then to blue with the Sun and a few clouds visible.)
UCP: (muffling as he is now almost just a piece of dead dust) UGH, MY DAMAGE IS ALSO DISAPPE-(His mouth disintegrates, reducing him to gibberish for a few seconds until he’s mute)
Candle Man: This is your dustiny, UCP. And you have to accept that. Oh, you can’t. Why? ‘Cause you’re dead!
(Now, everything is back to normal, and UCP is nothing more than just a dead pile of dust. There’s silence for a moment, and then everyone [other than the Candle Friends, TMS, and The Side 4] cheers.)
Candle Man: There's no way he can recover from THIS! Aqua...you can get out of my shadow now...
Limefong: Jeah. GREAT job, Candle Man!
King: Let's go to the royal palace and celebrate the death of UCP!
Queen: Yep!...with a ceremony for Wikia’s heroes!
Gumball: Uhh, can the Mystic Stars get some recognition?
Queen: Oh why not.
King: (shrugs) Fine by me...
Aqua: (Still in Candle Man’s shadow) Is he gone now? I am not coming out if UCP’s still alive!
Candle Man: UCP's dead for good at this point. Only I can turn the dust back to normal, and I'm not doing that with UCP, so you can come out now Aqua…
Aqua: ‘Kay, if you say so..(He says this as he comes out of Candle Man’s shadow)...hey, you were right… he's dust!
(Gumball is shown being about to eat the dust)
Gumball: Ooh, yummy…
Candle Man: Are you actually crazy, that's UCP's remains!
(Gumball spits it all over the floor before looking at Candle Man)
Gumball: Tastes like dirty socks…...bleh! So much for using it as fuel for my flame.
King: OKAY, TIME TO CELEBRATE IN THE ROYAL PALACE!
Queen: EVERYONE, COME NOW!
(Cue everybody walking out of UCP's lair. Scene fades into the outside of the royal palace from top, then to the outside of it where everybody celebrates)
Queen: Well… we must remodel MediaWiki into a better version… wait a sec… WHERE ARE MEDIAWIKI AND WANDA?
(Candle Man runs away at the speed of light then comes back at the speed of light, holding MediaWiki and Wanda)
Candle Man: They're right here…your majesty!
Queen: Thanks.
(The King grabs MediaWiki and Wanda and puts them down the floor)
Queen: Also, Candle Friends and the Mystic Stars… and, of course, that weird looking flying fire thing…  Come here, our heroes!
(Fireball giggles. Right after that, the Candle Friends, everyone in the Side 4 but Baghead, the Mystic Stars, Luna, Teddy Mouse, and Fireball bow down as everyone claps at them. Baghead appears and brings them all medals. He ignites his reconstructed lightsaber and uses it to light a cannon, which after a few seconds bursts out confetti. Mystic marvels at it.)
Mystic: Ooh!
Candle Man: Thanks for all of your help, by the way.
Baghead: No prob, old pal. Though now I’ve saved your butt, what, 5 times?
Candle Man: 4 times. That business on the subway doesn’t count.
Baghead: Keep telling yourself that.
(He gives Candle Man a pat on the shoulder and then he leaves, a medal in hand for himself.)
Limefong: It's so nice we finally got rid of UCP… especially considering all this peace.
Fireball: Wew, this is the first time I see real peace…
Candle Man: Quite possibly because you were created literally today…
King: Somebody please make a statue of the Candle Friends!
(It is shown Darwin and Icabella just finished doing so as they show off their work, next to it is a joke statue of Candle Man holding a eggplant in the air like a trophy)
Candle Man: Very funny you two, but still though... these are awesome! (Holds an eggplant the exact same way as on the statue as Mystic takes a picture, and then Candle Man eats it, intensely and loudly biting it.)
Judy: Congratulations, Mystic!
(Everyone is shocked as Judy makes her debut)
Judy: Hello… Mystic?
Mystic: Judy… about time you came back… Nice to see ya!
(Judy and Mystic do a sisterly hug)
Candle Man: Is that a childhood friend of yours, Mystic?
Baghead: (walking by with Kellie) Just like you and I, Candle Man?
Candle Man: Yep.
Kellie: Wait you two have been friends with each other since childhood?
Baghead: Yes, of course!
Mystic: No we aren’t childhood buddies, in fact, Judy's my sister.
Ribbon: (She walks there) No, I am your sis… oh Judy is another sister of ours, forgot about her!
(Judy stares at her with the “are you kidding me?” face as Ribbon starts laughing before she stops)
Candle Man: This is so great! It’s so cool to meet some of my lovely Mystical’s relatives!
Shaduck: How pathetic how Mystic has sisters… I feel sorry for both of them just for being related to Mystical Punk.
Ribbon: HEY! GIVE MYSTIC SOME RESPECT!
Judy: Wait, Mystic… is (points at Candle Man) that the boy you love? Because I had never met him before…
Mystic and Candle Man: Eheheheh…
Candle Man: I’ve been dating Mystic for 3 years now, and I never met her sisters in person until today?
Ribbon: So wait a galactic second, so let me get this straight, Mystic's been dating this guy for 3 years now, and I never met him in person until today?
Judy: I know right, Ribbon? Having our older sister date somebody and I never even met that somebody until 3 years later… totally not weird.
(The TV Friends are shown walking back to the gigantic TV from earlier, as Candle Man notices it)
Candle Man: Hold up for just one sec, guys…
(Candle Man runs away at the speed of light in front of the tv)
Candle Man: Woah woah woah. Where are you guys going?
Dewey Duck: Home!
Suzy Sheep: Home sweet home, the place where I can be as pretty as possible.
TVland friends: Goodbye!
Candle Man: Goodbye…
(The TVland friends go back to TVland)
Candle Man: Uhh, okay? (Runs back at the speed of light) Let’s just pretend I was here the whole time…
(Darwin and Icabella are seen working on another statue, as the cast looks at it, turns out to be a statue of The Mystic Stars)
Queen: Attention, everyone, may I have your attention, we will be remodeling MediaWiki for the first time in months!
Candle Man: Okay then…
Queen: Candle Man, will you be the honor of placing MediaWiki in place?
Candle Man: Oh why not… (realizes) wait, can’t we just wave Wanda for that?
King: Oh yeah… (Waves Wanda, which creates bubbles in MediaWiki) And now…
Limefong: This is the first time I can actually get to see MediaWiki being upgraded in person.
King: Let’s do what’s called a pro gamer mode...
(The King drops Wanda into MediaWiki)
Candle Man: How is that a pro gamer mode… especially considering we aren’t even in a video game.
Mystic: Wait a sec… at one point, UCP dropped Wanda into MediaWiki, the latter bubbled up briefly… and UCP could prevent the upgrade of MediaWiki by pulling out Wanda?
Candle Man: Oh yeah…
(With Wanda inside MediaWiki, MediaWiki bubbles up intensely, and increases over time until it explodes, now it’s remodeled, with Wanda being thrown back into the King's hand due to the explosion as he catches it)
Aqua: Quite impressive..
Limefong: Jeah!
Shaduck: Why did it explode though?
King: That's part of remodeling MediaWiki.
Shaduck: So what was changed?
King: We now have badges!
Mystic: For what?
Queen: If you do something, you earn them!
King: You 4 and the other 9 people you were with got the Hero of Wikia badge already!
Candle Man: Coolio.
King: And we are even planning to have the hall be dedicated to all of you, even having stained glass windows in all of your honor.
Candle Man: That sounds so amazing that you should totally do it!
Limefong: So… Mystic… it’s so awesome that you created Gwen and Gumball… they are perfect, and you made them! All of the Mystic Stars are perfect, well, maybe expect Darwin...with his rude mood...
(Darwin looks over at Limefong, giving him a death glare as Mystic blushes again)
Candle Man: Uhh…? Why are you blushing at Limefong…
Mystic: He’s complienti-
Candle Man: (Walking backwards, to the exit door, while smiling) Yeah… cool… (Smiles) I’m gonna be okay with it… let me just… uh, go out...
(Candle Man opens the door and then runs away at the speed of light)
Mystic: Uhh… maybe I shouldn’t have blushed at Limefong… I forgot that Candle Man would mistake it for me having a crush on Fong, even though I do not…
(Scene cuts to Candle Man sitting on a bench nearby, looking sad into the moon as Mystic, Limefong, and Shaduck can be seen in the background walking there, as Mystic does an animesque smile, letting Candle Man believe it)
Candle Man: Oh, it’s you...
Mystic: (She sits on the bench too) Hey...CM...
Candle Man: Yes…?
(They notice they are holding hands)
Mystic: Wait a sec… we’re this close together… as in literally…
Candle Man: Which means...
Shaduck: Which means you two don’t know the word “distance” exists.
Candle Man: CAN’T YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, YOU GHOST BIRD? ME AND MYSTICAL ARE TRYING TO HAVE A MOMENT HERE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Shaduck: I’m not a gho-
Aqua: GHOST BUD!
(As Aqua starts giggling, Baghead, Kellie, TwoBrains, and Pesron walk towards Candle Man and Mystic)
Pesron and TwoBrains: Hello there, you lovebirds!
Mystic: Look who’s talking? (points at Pesron hugging TwoBrains so hard the latter can’t take it but pretends to be fine.)
Candle Man: (facepalms) Why do people have to group up on me and Mystic now out of all times, when we’re trying to have a moment… all alone, IT’S SO ANNOYING TO BE BOTHERED CONSTANTLY!
Mystic: Anyways… hey, Candle Man...
(Mystic and Candle Man lovingly stare at each other, with Mystic’s eyes sparkling like the night sky, and Candle Man has a straight up anime face)
Candle Man: Yes?
Mystic: Let’s kiss and remember this for all eternity.
Candle Man: Yeah… I kinda want to marry you already… even if I’m 16…
Shaduck: Ugh.
Mystic: WHY DON'T YA GET YOURSELF A GIRLFRIEND, YOU SHADOW FLIP FLOP?
Shaduck: OKAY, BUT THIS IS THE FIRST AND LAST TIME I TAKE ORDERS FROM MISS "MYSTICAL"! EVER!
(Shaduck pulls out his phone, the first "girl" to pop up is a photo of Aqua and it reads "Aqua S. Alexander")
Aqua: Oooh, hey, Shaduck…
Shaduck: Okay hello...wait you aren’t a girl!
Kellie: I want to have a moment with Baghead!
(Baghead gives her a brief look from the background.)
TwoBrains: And I with Pesron!
Candle Man: THEN DON'T INTERRUPT MINE AND MYSTICAL'S, BOZOS!!! (Stands up from the bench and walks towards Shaduck, Limefong, Pesron, etc.) In fact… you guys asked for this… you guys are the reason why I actually have to use this superpower of mine… been hiding it ever since I realized I have this power back when I was 2... FIERY SHOCK!
(Candle Man claps his hands together, causing enough of a huge shockwave to push everyone, even Mystic falls off the bench, away. While this doesn't damage anything, it can be felt through the entire town of Wikia)
(As Candle Man and Mystic are about to kiss again, but then Shaduck teleports there with an eggplant to suck it up Candle Man’s mouth)
Candle Man: WHY YOU LITTLE- (Shockwaves right in Shaduck’s face, blowing him right into the wall of the hospital from earlier) UGH, he’s making me want to explode! I wish they could ju-
(Mystic grabs Candle Man and just kisses him on the lips all of a sudden, leaving him in absolute shock)
Candle Man: Mystic… you…oh, I get ya...
(Candle Man leans in for the kiss. It shows the moon in the background of them kissing as romantic music plays in the background, of which is a saxophone)
Mystic: This is just lovely… isn’t it Candle Man, a kiss in the moonlight...with the fireflies and the saxophone…
Candle Man: Yes…but wait, who on Earth is playing that saxophone?
(Nearby, Darwin is the one playing it, as Mystic and Candle Man look at the moon)
Candle Man: Oh yeah. Of course it would be Darwin… he does do the saxophone well…did you perhaps teach him how to play the saxophone...
Mystic: ...No… he must have taught himself to play the saxophone, I’m not mad though….I’m just very proud of my boy....setting the mood for us...to make it all the more romantic, don’t you agree, CM?
Candle Man: Yeah…
Shaduck: Jeez, I can finally see my bestie kiss his girl… after 3 months!
Limefong: Jeah… and remember that drawing? (Smiles, and puts out that drawing of Candle Man and Mystic kissing in the moonlight he did from much earlier in the movie)
Candle Man: Yup, it became a reality… best day ever! UCP might have attempted to trash the town of Wikia, but not only was that problem fixed, we even got medals… but most importantly… (singsong voice) kissy kissy with Mystical!
(The end credits play)
Candle Man: Every day has a happy ending. Including this day.
(Suddenly, a hand, which is shadowed out so the audience can’t recognize whose it is, whose body is next to the river, flies a paper aeroplane up in the air.)
Candle Man: And this… is quite common.
(The paper aeroplane flies into Candle Man’s eye)
Candle Man: (Panics) AHH! MY EYE! GET IT OUT! Oh, never mind, (puts it out of his eye, which is deformed now, he is oblivious to it though) good.
Shaduck: So, what does it say?
Candle Man: (His eye is back to normal after the close-up of Shaduck) Uhhh… (Unfolds it, then reads it, now is a close up of what is inside the aeroplane) Hmm. “Get spammed on you stupid candle flips, two years from now when we are bloomed, and you guys will surely be doomed?” (Shrugs, while ripping the paper to pieces) Meh. This is probably just some stupid troll trying to waste our time.
Mystic: Yeah, who would just fly over a paper aeroplane with this as the message? It just doesn’t seem natural...
Shaduck: I know the answer: a troll! And by “troll” I didn’t mean “tiny creatures”.
Limefong: Jeah. Anyway let’s go home.
Candle Man: (Yawns) Yup, wait, what’s the time?
(Candle Man is shown “creating” a fire-phone, which is actually his regular phone but he notices it’s..)
Candle Man: IT’S 1 AM???
Baghead: Darn it! C0F-3’s gonna be so mad at me…
TwoBrains: I think we should all go to sleep.
Pesron: Yeah, wasn’t the fight against UCP tiring?
Candle Man: Course it w-(yawns) was…
Kellie: (walks away) Well then, goodbye, y’all.
Shaduck: Okay, bye bye, guys!
Pesron, TwoBrains, Baghead, and Kellie: Bye!
Candle Man, Mystic, and Limefong: Bye…
(Shaduck teleports himself, and the other Candle Friends, to the Candle House, revealing that he can teleport others with himself too)
Candle Man: Okay, thank god we are upstairs… now let’s sleep…I’m tired from this whole thing! Jeez, what a tiring day...zzz...
(The Candle Friends all go into their respective rooms and jump into their beds, Candle Man picks up Teddy Mouse from the floor, and then the Candle Friends all fall asleep immediately, with Candle Man quietly snoring too, while cuddling with Teddy Mouse. The scene zooms out to show what the Candle House looks like at night with the Moon in the background. Meanwhile, the scene fades into next to that river from earlier. The same river is shown at night, while some off-screen voices are shown creepily whispering some stuff, some of which can be recognized as “not troll”, “losers”, “just two years”, with the scene fading out to black and it slowly fades all the way until it completely fades into black, ending CMWS)