Screw Zeus

**Debut** | TBA

**Screw Zeus** is the Simplicitrix/Stabilized Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Zeus from the planet Earth.

## Appearance

Screw Zeus resembles a muscular version of Alan, although much stockier compared to Olympialan, with a larger beard, longer hair within a different hairstyle, and glowing white tattoo-like patterns down his shoulders, arms, and inner-thighs in the shape of lightning bolts. Screw Zeus wears a metallic dark brown breastplate with bolt patterns on his chest and dark gray plating on his backside, a gray loincloth bordered with bright red stripes with the bottom ending with a large pattern resembling a capital A, armored padding on his hips of the same colors, a pair of red socks under brown sandals, and a shiny metallic brown leaf crown over his temples and the back of his head.

Screw Zeus wears the Simplicitrix on the band of his loincloth.

## Powers

* Screw Zeus has complete dominion over the sky and all of its associated elements, including lightning, thunder, air, clouds, rain, and other different forms of weather phenomenon, enabling him to conjure and control storms of massive proportions, and physically interact with thunderbolts as if they were corporeal in nature, throwing them like projectiles and smiting those on the ground beneath him with such force that it compares to Ultimate Indombrittable. With enough concentration and focus, Screw Zeus can smite with enough force to destroy entire cities and create shockwaves that could be felt from hundreds of miles away from the impact.
	+ Screw Zeus' breath has the suctioning force of a miniature hurricane, capable of swallowing others whole.
	+ Screw Zeus can attain flight through manipulating air currents and riding atop clouds.
	+ Screw Zeus is immune towards any electrical attacks due to his affinity for lightning.
* Screw Zeus can shapeshift into different forms in order for the common usage of wooing and seducing others, which includes animals, inorganic matter, such as gold, and even a much larger version of himself.
* Screw Zeus has nigh-omniscience, capable of viewing the world from the skies above without the need to manually venture downwards, although with restricted detail, capable of seeing complete forests, but not being able to fully make out the individual trees themselves.
* Screw Zeus has natural authority over certain Fæ, specifically those of Olympian nature, such as Heracles.
	+ Should they defy him, Screw Zeus can forcefully strip them of their powers due to his godly status over them, rendering them weakened and potentially even mortal dependent on how powerful they are.
* Screw Zeus has colossal amounts of natural strength that exceeds far past Olympialan, capable of hurling entire mountains and throwing his opponents across entire oceans. Screw Zeus' godlike capabilities also apply towards his durability and endurance, although nowhere near the level of his strength.

## Weaknesses

* Despite his strong sense of justice, bravery, and charisma, Screw Zeus is also incredibly perverted and egotistical, throwing parties in his favor and showing no sign of faithfulness within romantic relationships, as he would cheat on any of them in a heartbeat.
* Screw Zeus' lordship over the skies is so powerful in nature that they are even tied to his emotions, creating storms whenever he is angry, which if not kept in check at all times, he can accidentally cause natural disasters and harm his allies.
* Screw Zeus' natural authority does not allow him to fully manipulate Fæ, meaning they can rebel against him.

## Etymology

* Screw Zeus' name is a play on "screw loose," referring to both his screwy personality and tendency to sleep with everyone, and "Zeus."

## Trivia

* Screw Zeus was drawn by Shark. His design was made using Kronk from *The Emperor's New Groove*, even sharing his hypothetical voice actor.
* Screw Zeus was originally teased through one of Blake's Kevin's Mutation edits which feature fanon Alan 10 Adventures transformations, specifically the Thep Khufan mutation having his right shoulder and bicep.