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Temple of the Crimson Bean

The Temple of the Crimson Bean is an ancient temple built 60,000 years ago by the Friendly Council. It was their South American Headquarters until they purged rebellious humans in the Great Flood. It features Sumerian-esque architecture and was home of the Crimson Bean until Juanito Romanov touched it and it disappeared.
Liquid Bean

Liquid Bean is the brother of Solid Bean who are both clones of Yahya Jammeh. He was created by the Corporeal Beast to be used to destroy Solid Bean in case Yahya lost control of him. But unforeseeable to Yahya, he was released by Dmitriy Gurevich to destroy Liquid Bean which allowed Dmitriy to destroy the Gambian Coffee Market. He battled with Solid Bean as Dmitriy planned but he lost the fight with Solid Bean. However, even though Solid Bean won, he was too weakened to stop the anthrax coffee from going into Gambia. Liquid bean is currently trying to get the Corporeal Beast back from Gar.

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Skinny Lou

**"Randy Newman, you bastard, get out of my house!"**

Skinny Lou is a Floridian man living in Miami. One night when Lou was smoking crack with his friends, he order a Deep Web Mystery Box from Baja Jeb that granted him the ability Strange Things. Since gaining the ability, he has been haunted by all of his fantasies.

## Strange Things

### Trait

Manifests beings and objects from his Dream Realm where he is omnipotent.
Jimmy Buffet Lea

Jimmy in an army locker room, 1941

Jimmy Buffet Lea was an American soldier in World War 2, who was in the Soviet Union after the war began. He met Rogashma Romanov Romanov, fell in love, tried to escape the army with her, and got court marshalled. Before he could leave, the Battle of Stalingrad began and he was caught up in the action. Rogashma died in the battle as a civilian, and Jimmy went in to fight, using the corpse of Genghis Kepelkeker Jr. 2 as a meat shield. He was soon struck by a tank and died as well.
Fertile Apotheosis

Fertile Apotheosis is the ultimate form of Fertility and grants its user powers that are above all universes and most divine powers. The main ability of Fertile Apotheosis is being able to rewrite and change the Mandelbrot Set which is the *source* of universe.

The only other ability that can be compared to Fertile Apotheosis is the Corporeal Beast's Juggernaut Drive.

5 Easy Steps to Fertile Apotheosis:

1. The first step in Fertile Apotheoses is going on a Gambian Holiday. Taking this journey unlocks a beings natural fertility to be given further power. Many people take this journey, unaware of its true purpose.
2. Finding a mentor or studying Fertility are typically the less egregious ways of growing fertility, though stealing it is also an option for rapid Fertility. It is important to grow your fertility so that it can have higher potential.
3. At this point, most beings have grown their fertility to one terafertile or more which gives them capacity for unique abilities. Having a cool ability will give you a better chance against others seeking Fertile Apotheosis.
4. ????? idk figure it out, kid.
5. Achieving Heaven grants the ability to read and travel the Imaginary Plane freely, it is through traveling the plane that beings find the answers to all existence and achieve Fertile Apotheosis. This state of Fertility also gives the ability to defy all types of death except for a Super Death.
Aisha Mankita

Aisha standing next to either Aleksey or Yosef

Aisha Mankita, born in Brufut Manjago, Western Gambia on April 13, 1970. She is a native Gambian and current resident of Georgetown in Gambia, speaks English as her first and only language because it is the official language of Gambia, and knows some Wolof. She is usually seen being very affectionate to both Aleksey Pivovarov and Yosef Romanov, but usually more focused on Aleksey. Her mother was Tennessee Vicky, but she died shortly after giving birth to Aisha. Aisha was then raised by her father in Georgetown.

## Early Life

Aisha never completed any major levels of education as a child or achieved anything substantial aside from winning 3rd place in a puppet making contest in 1976 when she was six. Once she turned 11, she moved to Georgetown where she found a job at KOMBO, a coffee shop/mini supermarket and gas station. She would continue life like this until meeting Aleksey in 1997 where she would begin a romantic relationship with him.

## Mid Life

Aleksey continued to visit Aisha on his voyages to the Gambia for coffee for many years until asking her to marry him and become his Gambian wife. They married the next day and both of them were truly happy. This happiness could never be stopped.

## Mid Life 2: Electric Boogaloo

Aisha's career as a coffee machine attendant at KOMBO would take a serious hit right after The Caffeinated Death of 2016 when all coffee became outlawed in Gambia, luckily for her though, her job saw value in her and promoted her to the attendant of the tea machines. This was a tough change of pace for Aisha but she was still grateful for having a job. Around this time Aleksey's trips to the Gambia would become shorter but more frequent, he would also prefer to not appear in public and constantly feared the government's coffee detecting dogs. She would never suspect that Aleksey was running Coffee Haus 10 or even have anything to do with coffee in Gambia.
Leroy Ginseng

Leroy Ginseng is an ex-Coffee Haus Mage, member of the Decaf Squad, stand user and political activist in The Gambia. He possesses the ability ofDivine Fertility Dividing which allows him to divide the fertility of anyone by half every 10 seconds. The ability has also manifested as a Stan

Leroy is half Gambian and half Taiwanese but believes he is a full-blooded Gambian. His family, the Ginsengs were renowned coffee farmers and brewers in the Gambia but were all wiped out except Leroy in the 1970 Sinking of Burong. From that day he resented coffee and devoted himself to warning the Gambian people about the dangers of coffee.

His main rival is the Corporeal Beast, another creature that was given an ability by Odin. The Beast's ability, Double Adventitious Fertility would naturally be weak to Leroy, but because it has a Balance Breaker and is able to double it's own fertility limitlessness, it could easily force Leroy to absorb too much fertility for him to handle. The two beings would only ever meet once.
Gambia

## The Gambia

The Gambia aka the Smiling Coast of Africa is a small West-African nation.

## History

The Gambia gained its independence from the United Kingdom on February 8, 1865 during the Coffee War of 1920. After gaining independence, The Gambia became known world-wide for its hot beans, otherwise known as coffee and its women. This was until the Caffeinated Death of 2016 when Adama Barrow gained the presidency and banned all coffee.
Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8

## The Insurgent Narc Fighter's League of 8 (INFL8)

The **Insurgent Narc Fighter's League of 8 (INFL8**) is an elite team of American government agents, assembled by a secret order by Crimson Trump in mid 2020 in preparation for the rollout of the Orange Lid Act, a desperate attempt by the Crimson Bean to finish off the Gambian coffee supply once and for all. They allied themselves with the Veterans of the Riparian Expedition (VORE) and the government of Adama Barrow in order to secretly and systematically tear apart the shattered remains of the Coffee Haus corporation, which had been in disarray since the "death" of Aleksey Pivovarov.

Their oppositon was a public growing more and more dissatisfied with the leadership of Adama Barrow, and the Coffee Haus-sponsored Coffee Liberation Front.

## Members

* Tally Essin
* Tony Hawk's Emergency Clone
* Spartak O'Oghannasseay
* Richard Moriarty
* Shawn Nixon
* ??
Svartalfheim

Svartalheim, located in Dark Manhattan of +17i is the main producer of Fertility-related substances aside from coffee such as asbestos, glow worm fluid, Amazon Fire Tablets and Shiga.

The company competes with the evles of Alfheim for work at Yggdrasil.

(Originally from Omsk Russia, he left his job as a coffee planter to become an asbestos miner. )
Tara Smelt

Tara Smelt in 1988

Tara Smelt is a Californian woman, born in 1959. She worked as a waitress until she met film producer Jeffrey Meena in 1980. She married him as quickly as possible specifically for the purpose of having unlimited money. By the late 80's she became worried with the riskiness of Jeffrey's investments in Western African film, and divorced him, and in the ensuing complications and a fair amount of begging by Jeffrey, earned $200 million dollars from the process. She spent a few years away from Jeffrey, but then decided to devote her life to getting more money out of him, becoming one of the major players in the Crimson Bean Controversy.
John Malkovich

**John Gavin Malkovich** (born December 9, 1953) is an American actor, director, producer and fashion designer. He has appeared in more than 70 films.

## Behind the Scenes

John Malkovich has appeared as Bishop in one film of the *Mile 22* franchise.

### Characters portrayed

Bishop (1 film)
Bishop(1 film)

## Links and references

### External links

* John Malkovich at Wikipedia
* John Malkovich at the Internet Movie Database
Karl Gurevich Requiem

Karl after his transformation

Karl Marx Gurevich Requiem is a Russian man formed from the wreckage of 9/11 of the Dead in +17.1i, after the magnificent Chosen One Kyle Mendez saved reality from a chaotic demise. Karl was freed from being imprisoned by Yellow Ken for over a year. He survived the corrupted reality and witnessed the departure of the Friendly Council.

The Chosen One took him in, recognizing his value as an enemy of the Forbidden Incel, predicting something that he had seen in a dream while stabilizing the universe.

By being revived and corrupted by sterile matter, Karl became a powerful Requiem, with the ability Russian Lullaby, which allows him to cause hyperinflation to a being's fertility or sterility, increasing or decreasing the overall worth of somebody's fertility.

His rivalry with BOB and Rabo erupted over the course of the next year.

## Favorites

### Song / Artist

Brain Salad Surgery by Emerson Lake and Palmer
Innate Impregnation

Immaculate Conception

Innate Impregnation is the ability to impregnate another lifeform without any sexual contact.

## Properties

An individual with innate impregnation can touch another lifeform, whether male, female, neutral, intersex, or any higher dimensions of gender; this can occur even if the being affected lacks the reproductive organs to release offspring. The genetic material of the one with this ability is transmitted through merely quantum superposition properties. No matter what factors may limit the affected individual in a normal fertilization scenario, these limitations will be bypassed by the power of innate impregnation. When the impregnator makes contact with the impregnatee, voluntarily or not, *the impregnation simply is so.*

## Difficulty

It is extremely difficult to gain the ability to impregnate only by touch. Only the most fertile individuals can express this ability. Among the famed achievers of this skill include G5 GAMBI, Rabo, Gar, Corgi Williams, Janet Kellogg, EL, and Super BOB.
Jean Duffle

Jean "Big Bag" Duffle is the roommate and husband of Silvia Hesturn, he works as a mechanical engineer at Nespresso and assists Silvia at the Hesturn Occult Research Labs. He got the name "Big Bag" in High School because of the large duffel bag he carried around. In 2004, he Graduated from Q.U.I.T. with a bachelors degree in mechanical engineering of small brewing machines. Since Sköll and Hati were born from his fertility, he is technically their father.
Garben Hoog

Garben Hoog, Гарбен Хоог is a common character in Gambian and Slavic folk tales. He is a Jinx that steals the fertility of beings with high fertility and gives it to beings with low fertility. Many modern media such as story books and the Meena Productions movie Hoogen Garb'd portray Garben as a villain.
Azimuth Fairlady

Azimuth Fairlady is a Quafe magician who specializes in telekinesis, specifically levitating baked beans.

Azimuth was originally born into a life as a circus freak until he discovered his odd ability to levitate beans and made the decision to become a full-time magician when he turned 20. He now travels the world showing off his odd power.
Vladimir and Kamala Romanov

Vlad and Kamala with their children, young Eyfim and Rogashma

Vladimir Romanov and Kamala Romanov were two Russian siblings and mutual spouses. They were wealthy cattle farmers in the Cossack region of Russia and moved to a home in Isil'kul'. They had the incestuous children Eyfim Romanov Romanov and Rogashma Romanov Romanov. They were staunch anti-communists and pretended to be descended from the Russian monarchy, even though the name "Romanov" was just a coincidence.
Adama Barrow

Adama Barrow is the president of the Republic of the Gambia in the -17i dimension since 2016. He is staunchly anti-coffee and banned it entirely from his country, with much backlash.

He was unaware of the supernatural implications of banning coffee, an action on which he based his presidential campaign, due to the calamities and several wars and massacres caused directly or indirectly by those involved in coffee.

Once inaugurated, he learned of the powers at play, realizing that what he thought were merely ghosts or holyspirits were actually members of the Friendly Council looking over him. He became involved with the opponents of his fallen incumbent, Yahya Jammeh, appointing former FUR-Es such as Mímir to his cabinet.
סקמדו

סקמדו הוא מנהיג שבט קקורצ'ה מקרב שבטי הדינאדרי הדרים על פני כוכב הלכת לושמלופו. מקום מושבו של סקמדו הוא בכפר גזולצונט, בו מתגוררים גם יאדוש, אירי ומשפחתם.

סקמדו למד מן הצי'ף העליון של הדינאדרי על העברתו של איש הבריח בידי הצבא הבין-גלקטי ממיראנדה-3 למתחם צ'ילי הארבור. סקמדו יידע את בני שבטו בעניין והביע על כך צער רב. הוא דיבר על איש הבריח, אותו הוא כינה "האיש שנועל", וציין את אופייו הרע. עם זאת הוא הורה לבני שבטו לא לתקוף את כלי הטיס של הצבא.

לפני שפתח את דבריו, יאדוש ביקש להכנס אל אוהלו אך נחסם בידי צוצונט. סקמדו הפציר בצוצונט שיתיר ליאדוש להכנס שכן הלה בין הלוחמים החזקים בכפר וראוי לשמוע את הדברים.

לאחר שהשמיע את דבריו, שאל סקמדו את יאדוש מדוע ביקש לראותו. יאדוש, אשר למד כי הצבא מחזיק בגומל כאשר התאמן בירי ליד אבן סטנלי, החליט לא לגלות על כך לסקמדו ורק התוודה בפניו שהתאמן במקום אסור.
Dong Fan

Dong Fan is a Chinese **boi** from Chongqing, China. He grew up as a swindler, being the bastard son of the man that didn't do anything at Tienanmen Square in 1989.

He became a master chess player after his mother would spray him with tear gas every time he lost a match, he became exposed to the Imaginary Plane. He began drinking state-mandated coffee at age 15 but it wasn't enough to calm this odd desire for coffee. So, he managed to get himself on the Deep Web and ordered himself some 100% Kepelkeker Coffee from Siberia. With just that little bit of incipient coffee, he became very powerful, with the ability "Changes" that lets him switch out any one variable in a situation. He joined the Stressed Out Society in 2020.
Cursing of Panama

The Cursing of Panama has been an ongoing operation of the Bean Boarders to control all coffee that goes through the Panama Canal since 2021. Using the powers of the Corporeal Beast they are able to detect every single bean that goes through the canal and also have an army of clones for controlling the canal.
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 This wiki compiles the historically significant and yet vastly underrepresented story of the Gambian Holiday, five generations of inherited conflict and dismay resulting from the coffee industries of Russia and the Gambia over the past hundred years, culminating in the affair between Yosef Romanov, Aisha Mankita, and Aleksey Pivovarov.
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Corporeal Beast

The Corporeal Beast in its current mortal body.

The Corporeal Beast is a divine being that is bound to -17i in order to protect the realm's fertility and investigate its powers. It was initially created by Odin to experiment with Fertility magic but once he mastered all that he could, he send the beast to West Africa of -17i +1223j to investigate a sudden spike in fertility activity. When it arrived, it encountered a group of primitive mages that managed to overpower the beast and imprison it in a coffin insulated with sterility-infused coffee beans that made it completely undetectable to other divines. Odin assumed the beast was somehow given Super Death and immediately started researching ways to prevent it again.

Over 200 years later, G5 GAMBI acquired the beast's coffin and released it to increase his own fertility and study a divine source of fertility. The beasts complied with G5 GAMBI's desires, seeing that he was extrafertile and an ally to fertility. It stayed with G5 and the early Coffee Haus Mages until it was killed during a fertility experiment involving sterility beans and extrafertile beans. The beast's soul and fertility would stay trapped in a Crossplane Purgatory until 2012 when Yahya Jammeh, using an ancient Coffee Haus spell, summoned the beast back into the body of a man in a fursuit that had previously been stoned to death.

Under the control of Jammeh, it was used to create Solid Bean and Liquid Bean from Jammeh's fertility. The beast also granted them divine powers to protect Gambia's coffee. Its signature ability is known as Double Adventitious Fertility which give it the ability to duplicate ones fertility. Some other less important abilities it posses are Clone Other, Time Stop, Divine Coffee Sense, Hot Brew and Invisiblity. It does not possess any ability to transfer to other planes of existence. It was captured by Gar during The Caffeinated Death of 2016 for its Double Adventitious Fertility ability.

Discovered by Gar, the beast possesses a final form, Corporeal Beast - Juggernaut Drive. It has never been activated because it would ultimately destroy the beast.
The Crash of Lithuania

The Crash of Lithuania was the assassination of Valentin and Margarita Pivovarov by a Gambian man hired by Karl Marx Gurevich. The attack was set up in a way that blamed Yosef Romanov.

## Setup

During the Gambian front of the Kepelkeker Farms Scandal, Karl marx Gurevich was working behind the scenes to turn his cousins Aleksey Pivovarov and Yosef Romanov against each other. They had a strong bond, and Karl struggled to find a way. He had multiple Gambian spies around the Russosphere. He found an oppurtunity when Barista Armed Forces spy Gabbu Chai reported that Aleksey's parents, Valentin Pivovarov and Margarita Kepelkeker, were on vacation in the Lithuania city of Vilnius, driving a Ferrari California.

## The Crash

Gabbu Chai bought a BMW M4 in cash using funds from the Kepelkeker Farms on January 12th, and installed a tracking device under the hood of the Pivovarov Ferrari. He began driving at 6:34 AM. The Pivovarovs began driving through Vilnius to get breakfast at 6:37 AM, headed for BIGG EGG breakfast restaurant. By 6:45, Chai was behind the Pivovarovs. He turned on a street one block before the correct turn for BIGG EGG and went around the block, colliding with the Pivovarov Ferrari on the right side, killing all three people involved.

## The Investigation and The Implication

Investigation found Gabbu Chai to not be under the influence, leading many to believe that this was an organized attack. The origins of the car being unknown also led to the thought that this was an organized attack. Soon the tracking device was found along with a note in the glove compartment that read "With love, Yosef." This, of course, was written in Karl Gurevich's handwriting, but as soon as this news reached the Gambia, a heartbroken Aleksey Pivovarov swore vengeance against his cousin.
Anile Cloaking

### Trait

Allows user to convert one's released fertile radiation into anility, thus disguising it from stable regions of the Imaginary Plane

### Destructive Power

0.1/10

Anile Cloaking is the act of turning any Imaginary Plane radiation data into Real Plane Data, specifically that of turning Fertility into Anility. Conversely, Virile Cloaking, Fertile Cloaking, and Sterile Cloaking also are rumoured to be possible depending on the dimensional origin of the user.
Benjamin Mondatta

Benjamin Mondatta is a Gambian privateer that operated out of the port of Baku, Azerbaijan until he lost his ship and more importantly, his fertility in the infamous Haunt of Baku. He helped Rada K. Romanov escape the city during the haunt. Before his son Iced Mondatta was born, he moved with his wife KiWi Green Mondatta to her hometown of Georgetown Gambia to raise their son. But not soon after Iced was born, Kiwi divorced Benjamin because she couldn't stand his lack of fertility. He was left alone to raise their son who was yet to be named. One day, when his son was left unattended in his home, the young Iced fell into a vat of cappuccino and ice. At that moment, Benjamin decided to name his son Iced, after the drink.

After Iced grew up and became the leader of Coffee Haus 2, Benjamin joined him as the Grand Admiral of Coffee Haus 2's Fleet. He would hold this role until Coffee Haus 2's dissolution following the Great Caffeinated Death. He then went into retirement at La-Attitude Assisted-Living Community.
Quantum Icing

frozen fertility in the Imaginary Plane

Quantum Icing is the act of reverse-engineering a Mandelbrot transfer in a way that results in the locking of one's fertility in the temporal position when/where the locking began. Frozen fertility is one of the main food sources of Timeless Beings, so it is typically very difficult to regain frozen fertility.
Njord

Njord is a FUR-E that manages part of Yggdrasil's finances and accounting. He also oversees special projects such as the Club Penguin Deal.

## Frontier Psychiatrist

### Trait

Ability to read an individuals Source, down to mid-levels to see if they have been paying their taxes or not. No other information is given to Njord.

### Destructive Power

None

Using his ability Frontier Psychiatrist, Njord is able to tell if someone has paid their taxes without any doubt.
Orange Lid Act

Crimson Bean in Trump skin signing the order

The Executive Order to Solve the Coffee Crisis At Home And Abroad, popularly called the Orange Lid Act, was an executive order signed by Crimson Bean in the skin of Donald Trump.

On November 24th, 2020, Crimson Trump publicly introduced the Orange Lid Act, banning the import of coffee to the United States. It also included a UN-approved initiative to use "humanitarian forces" in countries that produced coffee, including the Gambia.

Secret police began infiltrating corporate coffee storages, such as those from Starbucks, Dunkin' Donuts, and Keurig, leeching the caffeine and fertility from it.
The Löwe

The Löwe using its ability False Mirror

The Löwe aka the Super Ghost Fylgja is a divine being capable of shape-shifting and inter-planar travel. It is currently the companion and servant to Crescent Mani who was sent by Odin to retrieve the Corporeal Beast and Sköll and Hati from the Hesturn Occult Research Labs. It possesses the ability False Mirror which can both turn others into false reflections or create many false reflections of itself.

## False Mirror

### Trait

Turn self or others into False Reflections temporarily
We Love America Yay Party

2020 logo

The **We Love America Yay Party** (WLAYP) is a major American Political Party formed by film executive Jeffrey Meena during the 2020 presidential election. The basis of the party began with the suggestion of cessation of immoral coffee producing conglomerates such as Starbucks, but it soon became a full-fledged party, bringing Meena to the presidency and Maribel Sarkeesian to the Vice Presidency in 2020.
Big Elf

Big Elf after assuming his modern guido form

The Big Elf is a magical being who was crafted in the jungles of Sierra Leone in ancient times. After being exposed to the internet he shapeshifted into a more recognizable and relatable form, that being a *The Sopranos-*esque Italian American man. He gave Xavier Muchissimo his powers.
Gefion

Gefion has been the Objectively weakest FUR-E member since 1986. She is accompanied by the Hemigod Challenger who took her to Odin, seeing a link between her and the fate of the universe.

In April of 2014, her weakness was shown when she was beaten up by Tamara Sooth who was currently a ferto-typical human in Ryūko Matoi cosplay.

## Dragostea Din Tei

### Trait

Gefion can appear as a celebrity to someone as long as that they have memory of that celebrity.
Aleksey Pivovarov Requiem

Aleksey after regaining strength

Aleksey Pivovarov Requiem is a requiem human wizard born during 9/11 of the Dead after being torn from Yggdrasil by Yahya Jammeh Requiem, Yosef Romanov and Rabo. He is the essence of the soul of the original Aleksey Pivovarov, but in his idealized form and with the ability to visualize *source*.

## Abilities

* limited travel along Imaginary Plane
* Visualization of *source* and therefore spectral entities
* extrafertile telekinesis

and his main ability gained from the transformation, Chocolate Rain, which allows the user to taste through time.
Coffee Haus 10

Aleksey inside of Coffe Haus 10

Coffee Haus 10 is an uncharted location somewhere near Georgetown Gambia. It is owned an operated by Aleksey Pivovarov and overseen by Mr. Sioux Red when Aleksey is away, or at least it was until Aleksey's 2018 death and the 2019 takeover by Benedict Almami. It is the most significant property of COFFEE HAUS. Being a coffee farm in Gambia, the only country that outlaws coffee, it is a very risky place to go. If it weren't for The Caffeinated Death of 2016, Coffee Haus 10 would have no reason to exist. Another establishment that uses the coffee grown here and is also owned by Aleksey is Gucci Bean Haus in Cape Canaveral Florida.
Kalev Kepelkeker

Kalev in a 1979 newspaper.

Kalev Kepelkeker was a Russian yurt maker and tour guide. He was born in the Kepelkeker Farms in Russia after World War One, sister of Rada K. Romanov and son of Menas Chagatai Kepelkeker. By the time he was an adult, he no longer wanted to live his current life and travelled to Mongolia. There he worked as a manufacturer of yurts until 1963. The warlike conditions in Vietnam were very intriguing, so he moved there. He knew he had some form of interesting ability, though he could not describe it in any way other than "a strange, temporal kind of libido." He used this ability of his to quickly learn the Vietnamese landscape and became a guide for extreme tourists. While doing this, he moved in with the indigenous culture and married French-Vietnamese Luisa Nguyen. Kalev lived the rest of his life with her and their several children along the Vietnamese-Cambodian border, embracing Khmer and Hmong culture.

His children are:

* Temujin Kepelkeker
* Nguyet Gebelgegeu
* Genghis Gebelgegeu
* Linh Gebelgegeu
* Ngoc Gebelgegeu
* Dung Gebelgegeu
* Richard Nixon Gebelgegeu
Real Plane

The Real Plane, also known as the Underworld, is the higher-dimensional mystery realm. It lies spacially within and beyond the squares of Imaginary Plane values. Only extremely rare circumstances allow for communication between the underworld and the Imaginary. The only times man-made portals were created were the Big Bang and the Hesturn Anomaly. These were only created after using extreme amounts of power to tear open Crossplane Purgatory in the time axis.
INDIAHELP

## INDIAHELP Call Center

MS paint logo

INDIAHELP CALL CENTER (కాల్ సెంటర్) is a teach support phone service that operates in Miami, Florida. It was designed by Shelby Corleone to "show India what we mean," in relation to American companies using India as a base for tech support call centers. They act as the main tech support services for The Guardians of the Galaxy and Coffee Haus 9, even though both groups are rivals to one another.
Starbucks v. Romanov: The Trial of the Century

Starbucks v. Romanov was a court case that led to the Supreme Court of the United States in 2021. Anna Romanov accused Starbucks of poisoning her mother, Rada K. Romanov, by using purposefully poisoned coffee a la Caffeinated Death of 2016. Starbucks claimed that the could not be sued by a non-U.S. person outside of the United States but it turned out that such a claim had no constitutional accuracy since Starbucks was still an American company. Due to this, Anna Romanov invoked the Third Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, claiming that the Barista Armed Forces were unlawfully quartered on the Kepelkeker Farms.

## Law vs. *Law*

Yosef Romanov and Aleksey Pivovarov Requiem knew fully well that Rada Romanov was killed by the shock of finding out that Aleksey had died at Yosef's hands in the Gambian Holiday. Anna, however, could not be convinced of this, and blamed the capers of the now-deceased Karl Gurevich for this all happening.

Anna Romanov appealed to the 4th Circuit of the U.S. Supreme Appeals Court, claiming that Starbucks under the Barista Armed Forces violated the third amendment of the constitution by housing troops on private Kepelkeker Property. The court immediately denied them, but the existence of this debate was brought to the attention of president Jefferson Davis Meena. Meena, who wanted to eliminate Starbucks and foment Gambian coffee growing(while also trolling Yosef), bribed the Supreme Court to bring the case to their attention.

Meena, in a public statement, claimed "This isn't a matter of law, so much as it is a matter of *law.*" Anna Romanov was ecstatic, but Yosef and Aleksey grew more discontented at the idea.
Super JFK

Super JFK was a Super Ghost that ruled over Arlington National Cemetery from 1963 until 2006. He shared a tenuous relationship with BOB in keeping evil species from the Imaginary Plane from breaking through the Portal of the Eternal Flame, but this changed when BOB was away and the Crimson Bean arrived in this dimension. TO summon the Crimson Bean to Washington D.C. and help allow him to take over the world, JFK super-killed himself, which released a beacon of vast fertility energy.
Sinkings of Burong

## Burong Sinkings

Burong was a small coffee farming civilization and historically the origin of all coffee. In 2036 after it's eighth sinking, it decalred independence and is now an independent city-state on the Cherbourg Peninsula in France.

5600 B.C. Sinking of Burong

1865 Sinking of Burong

1970 Sinking of Burong

1986 Sinking of Burong

1986 Sinking of Burong II

1999 Sinking of Burong

2013 Sinking of Burong

2036 Sinking of Burong
Brady Doyle

**Brady Doyle** is a digital compositor from *Zero VFX* on Mile 22.

## Other work

* *The Time Machine*
* *xXx*
* *The Day After Tomorrow*
* *The Chronicles of Riddick*
* *The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe*
* *The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift*
* *Meet the Robinsons*
* *Martian Child*
* *RED*
* *Super 8*
* *Gangster Squad*
* *Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters*
* *42*
* *The Hangover Part III*
* *San Andreas*
* *Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens*
* *10 Cloverfield Lane*
* *Star Trek Beyond*
* *Sandy Wexler*
* *Geostorm*
* *Tomb Raider*
* *The Spy Who Dumped Me*
* *Instant Family*
* *John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum*
List of Dimensions

In terms of physical dimensions, approximately every sequential whole number is a completely different universe, with its negative value being the energetic inverse universe of its pair. Arguably dimensions with physical differences only in the hundredths place can be interpreted as completely different timelines. With that in mind, there are arguably between 20 and 4000 noticeably different universes. There are, however, infinite dimensions with smaller and smaller differences from their nearest integer counterparts. The following is a list of known dimensions on or around the Mandelbrot Map, (Mandelbrot Set values multiplied by 10).

Mandelbrot Map:

+20i (Upper Limit)

+19.34i

+17i (Realm of the Dead)

+16.2i

+13i

+1.57i

0i (Safe Asymptote)

-1.57i

-13i

-16.2i

-17i (which contains the Mortal Plane)

-19.34i

-20i (Lower Limit)

Post-Mandelbrot Dimensions:

(aj +bi)^2 (Real Plane)

lim x-->(-x^2) (Crossplane Purgatory)

(Hesturn Anomaly)

(Dream Realm)

(Un-Imaginary Plane)
Meena Productions

## Meena Productions, LTD

Meena logo in Flag form

Meena Productions, LTD is a film production company and studio based in Hollywood, California. They are known for making action movies and documentaries centered in western Africa. Their CEO is Jeffrey Meena, father of cult leader Jill Meena.

## Popular Productions/ Notable Works

* Hitler's Beans: The Untold Story of the Ancients (1995-2002)
* Aleksey and Yosef's Gambian Holiday (2018)
* Crimbo Countdown 2018: The Epic Compendium (2018)
* GamBABY Jam ALL STAR EDITION (2019-2020)
Meet-The-Real-Son-Of-Amelia-Earhart Spereaux

Meet-The-Real-Son-Of-Amelia-Earheart Spereaux, (M.T.R.S.o.A.E. Spereaux or "Mijo Spereaux") is a Catholic priest living in Nogales, Sonora, Mexico. Born to a French father, Captain Jacques Spereaux, and to an American mother, Amelia Earheart, he was shipped from his birthplace in New Jersey to a Catholic Monastery in Durango, Mexico, in 1943. There he was taken in and adopted by the newly ordained priest, Father Eusebio Chanclas Borrador de Santa Ana.

After a feud on the religious implications of extrafertility during the late 1980s, Spereaux went to live on his own in Nogales, Sonora, Mexico.
Coffee 85

**"But there are no mountains in The Gambia!"**

The Coffee 85 is a 1983 Toyota Corolla AE85 owned by Per-Ception, son of La-Attitude. It is one of the few remaining objects from Coffee Haus 4. Now, it is used to smuggle coffee between Gambia of -17i and Manhattan of +17i through Himinbjorg, also known as Dew Mountain.
Corporeal Beast - Juggernaut Drive

Discovered by Gar, the Corporeal Beast possess a final form known as Corporeal Beast - Juggernaut Drive which has the unique ability of Boosted Double Adventitious Fertility - Longinus Smasher, an ability that doubles the fertility of all things in all times, universes and conceivable realities. This ability would even have an effect on abstracts such as fictional characters, nouns and impetuous thoughts. Literally EVERYTHING that possesses a gender/fertility.

Because of the nature of this ability, it has 'never' been activated and 'never' will as it scales time, space and all reality and not everyone possess two fertilities.
1970 Sinking of Burong

The 1970 Sinking of Burong was the third of seven sinkings of the city. Most Gambians believe that the Decaf Squad was behind the destruction of the coffee town but unknown to everyone, the Friendly Council was behind the sinking.

The real reason for destroying the town in this sinking was to kill Leroy Ginseng, a possessor of an ability given to him by Odin. But Leroy managed to survive by awakening his ability and using it to divide his fertility to undetectable levels and escape the city. Leroy would never discover the real culprits and end up blaming coffee for the destruction of his town and killing his family.

This sinking took approximately 480 lives with 23 survivors including Leroy.
5600 B.C. Sinking of Burong

The 'first' sinking of Burong began in 5600 B.C. at the hands of the Friendly Council as an experiment to create infinite coffee by locking the town in a time loop, each time granting nearly 2 trillion beans of coffee. So far, this process has been carried out approximately (6.3 x 10^286) times. (The same amount of times the universe has looped since it.)

The death toll is estimated to be 200 but since they died in a time loop, their souls never leave -17i.

BBB often referred to this event as "an infinite coffee glitch".

Outside of the time loop, there are be more Sinkings of Burong.
2022 War of Церпх

The 2022 War of Церпх was a conspiracy between the Bean Boarders and current United States President, Jeffrey Meena to turn Catalina Island into a covert coffee plantation. Initially, Meena actually did declare war against the Bean Boarders but when his spies made him aware or their intentions, he wanted in on the Beans Boarders plan. Meena met with their leader, Iced Mondatta in Washington D.C. and came up with a plan to give the island to the Bean Boarders without any public backlash. The plan they came up with was to stage a war that would apparently wipe out the island and make it uninhabitable for thousands of years. Along with fake news stories and videos, Meena Productions also released the movie The War for Catalina Island: America's Last Bastion for Freedom. The movie was an instant success, being the most popular patriotic film since Captain America: The First Avenger. In the movie it was shown that the island was being invaded by crazy Indian scientists that created a superbug to destroy the United States; Meena had no choice but to launch nuclear missiles at the island to destroy the virus and the invaders.

Following the memorial services for the innocent inhabitants of the island, Catalina and the ocean around it was declared a nuclear exclusion zone that would be uninhabitable for 200,000 years. Really, the inhabitants were given jobs by the Bean Boarders and most of the island was flattened to build the coffee farms. Being the biggest government conspiracy since 9/11, it received lots of questioning from conspiracy theorists but the general public still believed the movie and even stand behind Meenas decision to use nuclear weapons.
Haunt of Baku

## The Haunt of Baku

Ghost Ship outside of Baku, 1954 colorized

### Date

Purported "First Haunt": May 1905-January 1906;The Haunt: September 1953-June 1954

### Perpetrator

Gar

The Haunt of Baku was two separate events; one allegedly in 1905 and the famously known one in 1953-1954.

In 1905 several sightings of a Super Ghost known as "The Crimean Man " occurred in the neighborhoods of Baku. Some men claimed to have lost fertility, others claim the event was a hoax.

The Soviet Azerbaijan city of Baku was invaded by a series of ghost ships led by Gar, with the intent of stealing the fertility of every male in the city. The attack was halted when the powerful ghost hunter BOB. After multiple months of negotiations and the realization that he had impregnated a woman named Rada K Romanov, BOB negotiated to surrender his extremely valuable fertility. In exchange, Gar and his ghost lakceys would not pillage the male fertility of the city. BOB and Gar then went from worst enemies to light acquantances.
Mrs. Jaraya Blue

Jaraya Blue in full regalia, 2008

Mrs. Jaraya Blue is a Gambian amazon warrior, protector of the Gambia Coffee District. She is wife of Mr. Sioux Red and the mother of Sioux Red Jr. During the Gambian Front of the Kepeleker Farms Scandal she was in charge of bringing coffee from Coffee Haus 10 to Stevie "Wonder" Johnston.
Burong

Burong is a small landlocked nation located within France. Originally, it was a town in Gambia until it's eighth sinking in 2036. This occurred when scientists at the Hesturn Occult Research Labs were studying the weak space-time around the town and attempted to open a portal between their facility in France and the town, but instead, the entire town itself was moved 3000 miles north into France. Its size and scale were heavily altered after the positional shift, and the area has become a great weak point in the fabric of space-time in both the Gambia and France. Approximately 100,000 French citizens were given Super Death when this occurred.

Powerful mage Constable Frank now governs Burong, using special Burong-born military units to protect the border regions from unknowing passers as crossing the fragile space-time boundary between Burong and the rest of France without proper fertility can result in the creation of False Reflections.
Jolyne Joyce Johnston

Joyce cosplaying as her idol Jolyne Cujoh

Jolyne Joyce Jonhston, nicknamed Jojojo is the Daughter and pride of Stevie "Wonder" Johnston and Anne ナ Johnston. She is a pseudo Japanese-American because neither of her parents are Japanese or even live in Japan, she was just born there. Since her day of birth, she has dressed and done her hair in the same way as Jolyne Cujoh, the main protagonist of the sixth part of Hirohiko Araki's Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Since much of her youth was full of Japanese culture and was born in Japan, she believes that she is full-blooded Japanese person despite not being Japanese at all.

Jolyne Posesses the passive ability Instant Crush (Though, her parents called the ability I Want You because they don't like Daft Punk). This ability is possibly what caused Mung Brigham to have a crush on her.

## Pre-Life - The Requiem Plays Quietly

Jolyne was born in Tokyo Japan to a married couple of American tourists, Stevie and Anne Johnston who were pregnant at the time and hardcore JJBA fans. When they heard part six was about to drop, they took a trip to Japan just for the release of it, Stone Ocean on April 1, 2001. Their original intention with the child was to have the child be named Josuke regardless of the gender but when they found out the Jojo in the part was female they changed their decision to Jolyne. She would coincidentally be born the day after the release of part 6.

## Instant Crush (Passive Ability)

### Trait

Randomly makes people fall in love with Jolyne

### Origin

Purchased on the Deep Web from Baja Jeb

Her first three years of life were spent living in Japan with her parents on an expired Visa but after being asked to leave, they went back to their home in Cape Canaveral Florida. This is where she was exposed to her parent's true obsession with JJBA as well as their coffee business, Gucci Bean Haus, the U.S. east-coast subsidiary of Coffee Haus 10. Her childhood was pretty normal if you ignore that she was cosplaying for the entirety of it.

## Early Adulthood - Sky High

In her first year of high school she met Suzie Q Kepelkeker a cosplay photographer and cosplayer herself, they instantly became great friends.
Gar

Gar harnessing life energies in the Garden of ARASHMA 5

### Name

Gar, Ghost King of the Caspian, 5th Baron Westminster, HemiDemiGod of Fertility, The Mighty Green Thumb of the East

### Spouse

Rabo(During fourth level gender cycles only) (1998-present)

### Known for

Stealing fertilityHealing the sickThe Haunt of Baku

Gar is an immortal being and Super Ghost, known for being the Ghost King of the Caspian Sea. He frequently raids port towns and steals the fertility of male humans to increase his power. Ever since acquiring the fertility of BOB in 1954 during his Haunt of Baku, he has been an unstoppable force in Central Asia. In 1998 he entered a soul bond with foreign wizard Rabo .
Mung Brigham

Mung Brigham was a Mormon incel gamer from Miami, Florida. The mystery surrounding his death caused much commotion in the city of Miami in 2020.

## Early Life(1998-2000)

He grew up with Mormon parents, Keith Brigham and Savanna Smith. They moved to Miami in a mission to convert Cubans to Mormonism in 2001.

He was good friends with Simon Velez and Nguyet Gebelgegeu throughout his childhood, and he had a crush on Jolyne Joyce Johnston all through high school. He had occasional communication on the Manga and Random Boards of 4chan with some Russian named Dmitriy Gurevich from 2013-2016.

After deciding not to go to college in exchange for "going full-on GAMER," he became an unpaid "professional" Fortnite player.

## Death(May 11th, 2020)

While playing Fortnite in his room, a clock ticked backwards on his wall, the paint changed color from green to blue, his bed became oddly made, and when he pressed the space bar oddly aggressively, the entire room suddenly exploded.
Takahashi Aizheng

Aizheng seen next to Yakoshi Yakamana

## Snow Halation

### Trait

Aizheng is able to exist within the Imaginary Plane at the cost of his immortal soul.

Aizheng Takahashi, born June 6, 1966 is a graduate of Haruna University where he got a masters degree in tofu. He is the grandson of Rei K. Takahashi and cousin of Yakoshi Yakamana. His greatest and pretty much only skill is his above average knowledge of tofu.

With his power Snow Halation, Aizheng is able to exist within the Imaginary Plane as a Verile being with an extended human lifetime. However, this comes at the cost of when he dies, his soul will be destroyed i.e. Super Death.
Loki

Loki was a powerful FUR-E created by Odin, but due to him being unpredictable and too powerful, Odin stored him in Yggdrasil to be used in case of an emergency. Unfortunately, when 9/11 of The Dead occurred and Dmitriy Gurevich's soul was forced into his body, Loki was super killed leaving Dmitriy with his body and ability; I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers

## I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers

### Trait

Creates waves from Fertility that can disrupt Source causing errors in any being they hit.

Like all FUR-E abilities, Loki's had a locked ultimate form which Odin named Loki Requiem that has the power to cause errors in all levels of Source from anywhere within the Imaginary Plane.
Walk of Fame

Walk of Fame caught on spirit camera

Walk of Fame is a hemigod, and also the Super Ghost of Hollywood. It was never a human being, but rather came into existence as an amalgamation of the narcissism and bad habits of everyone to receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Its ability is known as The Academy, which infects people in Los Angeles who are put into the Imaginary Plane unprotected, causing them to be filled with the Walk of Fame's energy. This makes the victim plagued with good luck in terms of achieving fame in fortune but also bad habits. He is responsible for Bill Cosby, Kevin Spacey, Adam Sandler, Adelheid Smith, and Jeffrey Meena.
Mímir

Mímir is a divine being that serves as the Minister of the Interior of the Gambia in President Adama Barrow's cabinet. It was created by Odin who gave it the ability Eyes of Mímir which gives it many perspectives within any plane of existence. Until joining Adama Barrow in 2017, its job in the FUR-E was to keep track of its members.

Adama Barrow uses this beast to observe possible enemies to the Gambia, notably Big Money Gambia.

## Eyes of Mímir

### Trait

Allows the user to view reality from many perspectives, can reach over 1000.
Bobo Degrassi

Bobo "Filthy Macnasty" Degrassi was the founder of Degrassi Pollo'y Beef Farms, the husband of Emilia Degrassi and father of Stefan Degrassi. Bobo received the nickname "Filthy Macnasty" from his days working for Mcdonald's selling cattle which were usually filthy and covered in unknown substances. Mcdonald's bought them nonetheless. The Mcdonald's in El Paso named an exclusive item on the menu after Bobo named the Dirty Bo. Bobo faked his death in 2003 to join Coffee Haus 2 and restart his life dealing with coffee along with his wife Emilia. Their son, Stefan thought they were dead and inherited the family assets and then started his own business in San Francisco, Stefan Degrassi's Chicken'n Steak.
Al Capone Over Alfheim

## Haboglabotribin

### Trait

Passively manipulates fate so that Al Capone can never be convicted of tax evasion.

### Origin

Gift from Big King Elf Ascent being used on him

### Rarity

Unique Ability

Al Capone Over Alfheim is the product of Big King Elf Ascent being used on the Super Ghost of Al Capone. This gave Al a large amount of Fertility magic and the ability Haboglabotribin which passively altered fate so that Al could never be tried for tax evasion. Taking advantage of this, Al founded Alfheim in Dark Manhattan at the equivalent location of World Trade Center 6 in 2001.

From the time of his mortal death in 1947 to his ascent in 1999, Al worked in Yggdrasil's COS-PLAY.