2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 1

2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 1 is a chapter in 2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1.

## Synopsis

Fresh Panther implements a tracker for stalking Damon Bradley and trying to luring him back into the store. Lenora Hunt and Draya Freeman stand proud at Freeman’s design as they watch customers, Fresh Panther goons and literally everyone nearby suffer a nosebleed as they try to lure in Bradley. Unfortunately however, Bradley doesn’t arrive, forcing Freeman to draw a newly developed handgun and hunt for Bradley herself. She comes across a strange incarnation of Bradley who finds himself *stagnant* inside the hell that is Fresh panther and its decreasing customer service and morale. Freeman hisses at the young man and behaves strangely in order to secure Bradley back into the kingdom so he may prepare for workplace bullying, envy, gossip, endless name-calling and the “fun” accusations of harassing and stalking her (See: Don’t Crush On Draya). Bradley enters the store at his own risk and as soon as he enters, customers, managerial kings, queens and mean old hags from the back of the store hiss like raptors. Bradley goes to a checkout register and rings up a nice lady but because the lady is kind, her mind is zapped and turned to mush by Lenora Hunt and her Serotonin-Zapper. Freeman then tells middle-aged mummers that Bradley was harassing her to amplify the Diseased and their negative effects. When a Diseased attacks Bradley, it’s slashed apart by Bradley’s Rage Sword which generates red magic based on angry and unfriendly people. Hunt and Freeman cower as Bradley fights through wave after wave of shitty kings, queens, old hags and Diseased. When Bradley reaches the exit, he then hands a resignation letter to Hunt. She collapses, burning that she is losing not only Bradley but several other key Fresh Panther goons. Freeman fights Bradley with an unfinished Wrath God Slayer module but the Rage Sword slashes up her armor and module, forcing Freeman to retreat. She squeals in pig latin to the bowels of the store’s kingdom where Freeman then dejectedly warns Brad McDaniels, Monica Rockwell, and Gina Gonzales that Bradley is too powerful and she must warn Pack-Next of his increased stamina. Freeman suffers a nosebleed from the excitement of the fight.

## Appearances

#### Featured Supporting Characters/Summons

* Kind Lady
* Managerial Kings
* Managerial Queens
* Old Hag From the Fresh Panther Bowels

#### Featured Items/Weapons

* Fresh Panther LLC “Ugly Dude” Tracker
* Rage Sword
* Serotonin-Zapper
* Wrath God Slayer Module

#### Featured Antagonists

* Draya Freeman
* Lenora Hunt

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against.© Khaliq Trevor X.*