Reviews (Review)

Steam is a platform which has a review system. They are very representative of the Conan Experience. I will review them.

"Had PTSD for years after playing 'Conan the Mighty Pig.' do not buy this game if you are afraid of gore, hentai, world war 2 flashbacks, and psychological horror that will haunt you for the rest of your life."

*- zed*

This is true. Play Conan the mighty pig on Steam.

"pimg"

*- Glorious*

This is true. Conan *IS* pimg.

"i cant stop playing"

*- Daddy Greenbean*

This is true. Don't stop playing Conan the mighty pig.

"Conan, the mighty pig. Where do I even start? This game is a masterpiece, through and through. I have not, and will not, play a better game. Conan, the mighty pig is such a flawless game and there is so much to do in it. I have yet to find a better experience, be it spending time with friends, going out to dinner with family, or even sex with the woman I love. Conan, the mighty pig is such a life-defining experience, and despite what the tags will tell you it is a psychological adventure, not horror. It is a game about self discovery, a game about reflection, and a game about life itself, and it's very meaning. Conan, the mighty pig opened my eyes to paths I never once thought to be possible. This small 77MB Adobe Flash 10 game has proven to me that life is worth living. All my life, I have struggled with bouts of depression but Conan, Bonan, and friends have taught me that life is something to cherish and that I should enjoy my time on this planet before I am inevitably swept from it. This game is worth playing, no matter who you are or what your background is. This game is something to cherish, something to live and die by. This game is not a psychological horror, it is a psychological journey. It is a masterpiece, and I hope that one day more people will realize the true meaning of life from this charming piece of media. I will never, ever, disgrace Conan and his friends or his wacky and weird adventures. I hope one day the developers will make a sequel to the game, I will pay whatever cost to experience the ecstasy that is Conan, the mighty pig one more time. This game has changed my outlook on life, I will now become a very successful businessman with an octillionaire grindset. To the developers of Conan, the mighty pig, thank you. The anyone who is reading this, if you haven't played Conan, play it, and if you have, play it again. This game can and will change your life."

*- Kiryu*

conan

"my wife and kids left me 5 years ago but after i played conan the mighty pig, they came back. not only that, my 86 year old boyfriend died and i inherited all of his riches. im also no longer infertile and my 3rd nipple has disappeared. all hail conan the mighty pig. the only complaint i have is the violent sexual scenes were a bit too much."

*- 5.eight*

You don't need nipples when you have Conan the mighty pig on Steam.

"Conan the mighty pig’s sheer freedom and sense of adventure is a remarkable achievement. Right from the start, the vast landscape of the Heart of the Forest is thrown completely open to you, and it constantly finds ways to pique your curiosity with mysterious plants, complex hidden truffles, and enemy camps to raid for truffles and plants. The fact that you can tackle any one of these things at your own pace and almost never get pulled to the main path is liberating, but the way all of Conan the mighty pig’s systems fit elegantly into complex light survival game is even more impressive. I’ve been running around for over 50 hours and I still have plenty of mysteries left to track down and lots of wonderfully crafted puzzles to solve. I’m in awe of the scope and scale of this adventure, and I often find myself counting the hours until I can get back in."

- *Shaggy*

Buy Conan the mighty pig on Steam.