Episode 27: Why Do I Have Blue Eyes?

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## Notable Events

* Josiah suggested they add a new episode intro with welcome announcements over a hip hop backing track with turntables and white Jay-Z impression ad-libs to make things more hip and to reach the youth. Drew, hating Josiah's episode intro idea, suggested they add a new episode intro with welcome announcements over a lounge/funk backing track. Josiah compromised by adding turntables over Drew's music selection.
* World Wide Shirt
* Drew repeated his previous claim that he came up with the original idea for World Wide Train (noun).
* World Wide Game
* Josiah and Drew had a jam sesh after Josiah cleaned up some kombucha he spilled on his desk. This involved layering multiple songs and videos over the top of Drew's intro song; most of the songs were in the key of C minor to match the key of Drew's original music selection. This jam sesh was named *Why Do I Have Blue Eyes* after the lyrics in one of the first layered samples of the jam sesh, from a video called "AIS-1 Vocals wk4 (C minor blues scale melody)". A description of the layers added over the top of Drew's musical selection is included below, along with original lyrics written by Josiah and Drew:
	+ *Lounge/funk song*
	+ *Woman singing 'Why do I have blue - do I have blue eyes, why do I have blue eyes? Just because you do, oh because you do'*
		- > J: Why do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > D: Why do?
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		- > D: Why? Why do I have blue eyes? Blue eyes[*confirmation needed*]
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		- > D: Blue eyes
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		- > J: Ooh why do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > D: Blue eyes, I have blue eyes, why?
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		- > J: Why do I have blue eyes? Why do?
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		- > D: Why oh why oh why?
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	+ *Handpan*
		- > J: Why do I have?
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		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > J: Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > J: Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > D: Blue eyes
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		- > J: Why do I have?
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	+ *Turntable scratches*
		- > D: Do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes?
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	+ *Kayboard in C major*
		- > J: Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > D: Blue eyes
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	+ *Synth chord in C minor*
		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > D: \*scatting\*
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	+ *Children's choir singing 'Singin' In The Rain' in F major*
		- > J: World Wide
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		- > J: Uh
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	+ *Soulful blues guitar*
		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes?
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	+ *Man and woman discussing why newborns have blue eyes*
		- > J: Why do I have?
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		- > D: Why do babies have blue eyes?
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	+ *Fart sounds and animal noises and other sounds*
	+ *Slowed down drumming*
		- > D: Blue eyes, do I have blue eyes?
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	+ *Lounge guitar chords*
		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Do I have blue eyes?
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	+ *Saxophone solo*
		- > J: Why? Why?
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	+ *Electric guitar solo*
		- > J: Why do I?[*confirmation needed*]
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		- > D: Do I have blue eyes?[*confirmation needed*]
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	+ *Cacophony*
	+ *Breakdown*
		- > D: Do I have blue eyes?
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		- > J: Why?
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		- > J: Globe Hell Warning ha ha ha ha ha
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		- > D: Do I have blue eyes?
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		- > J: Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > D: Why oh why do I have these blue eyes?
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	+ *Pianist singing solfege in C# minor*
		- > D: So do la do ta do do do ta do la do so do fa
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	+ *Woman talking about pigments in eyes*
	+ *Woman talking about rhythm*
		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > J: Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > D: Blue eyes
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		- > D: I have blue eyes
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		- > J: \*scatting\*
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		- > D: \*scatting\*
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	+ *Choir singing*
	+ *Woman singing 'Why do I have blue - do I have blue eyes, why do I have blue eyes? Just because you do, oh because you do'*
		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > D: Why do I, I have blue eyes? Why do, you do
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		- > J: Just because you do
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		- > J: Do I have blue eyes? Just because you do
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		- > D: Why do I have? Why do I have blue eyes?[*confirmation needed*]
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		- > J: Why do I have? Why do I, oh why?
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		- > D: \*scatting\*
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	+ *Jacob Phillip reading 'Blue Eyes' poem by Basil Gentleman*
	+ *Opening to Beethoven's 5th Symphony*
		- > D: Blue eyes. Why?
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		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Why? Why do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes?
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	+ *Hip hop beat*
		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > J: Why?
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	+ *Piano and electric guitar*
		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes?
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	+ *Isolated vocals of Limp Bizkit singing 'Behind Blue Eyes' by The Who*
	+ '*Blue (Da Ba Dee)' by Eiffel 65*
	+ *Silence*
	+ *Handpan beat*
		- > D: \*scatting\*
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	+ *Woman singing 'Why do I have blue - do I have blue eyes, why do I have blue eyes? Just because you do, oh because you do'*
		- > D: \*scatting\*
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	+ *Isolated vocals of Limp Bizkit singing 'Behind Blue Eyes' by The Who*
	+ *Woman scatting*
	+ *Piano playing scales and chords*
		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > J: Why? Why?
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	+ *Trumpet and harpsichord*
		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes?
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	+ *Cello*
	+ *Clean guitar*
	+ *Rock music*
	+ *Man counting*
		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Why?
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		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Why?
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		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Have blue eyes? Oh why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > J: Why? Why?
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		- > D: Why oh why oh why do I have these blue eyes?
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		- > J: Ooh why? Why?
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	+ *Hip hop beat*
		- > D: \*scatting\*
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		- > J: Ooh Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why do I have blue eyes? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why do I have blue eyes? Why am I not like other guys? I have blue eyes. They look blue when I cries. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
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	+ *Woman reading poetry*
	+ '*Life Goes On' by Long Beach Dub Allstars*
		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Do I have blue eyes?[*confirmation needed*]
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	+ *Snare drumrolls*
	+ *Xylophone*
	+ *2x2 Radio singing 'Behind Blue Eyes' by The Who*
	+ *Piano playing discordant notes*
	+ *Strings*
		- > D: Why do I? Do I have blue eyes? Blue eyes? Do I? Why do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes?[*confirmation needed*]
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	+ *Woman singing 'Why do I have blue - do I have blue eyes, why do I have blue eyes? Just because you do, oh because you do'*
	+ *Woman talking about eye colors*
	+ '*Life Goes On' by Long Beach Dub Allstars*
		- > J: I have[*confirmation needed*]
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	+ *Guitar solo*
	+ *Sexy guitar*
	+ *Cello*
	+ *Waves*
	+ *Man reading poem called 'The Girl With The Bright Blue Eyes'*
		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Do I have blue eyes? Why?
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		- > J: Ooh, ooh
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	+ *Man talking about blue eyes*
	+ *Synth strings*
	+ *Woman scatting*
	+ *Upbeat version of woman singing 'Chubby Cheeks' nursery rhyme*
	+ *Man reading poem called 'The Girl With The Bright Blue Eyes'*
	+ *Lounge/funk song*
	+ *Blues guitar solo*
		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Do I, do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes? Why do I have blue eyes?
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		- > J: Why?
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		- > D: Why oh why?
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		- > J: Ohhh
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		- > D: Why do I?[*confirmation needed*]
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	+ *Woman singing 'Why do I have blue - do I have blue eyes, why do I have blue eyes? Just because you do, oh because you do'*
		- > D: Why do I have blue eyes?
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	+ '*Life Goes On' by Long Beach Dub Allstars layered on top of itself many times*
	+ *Woman scatting over upbeat jazz song*
		- > D: \*scatting\*
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	+ *Song cutting in and out*
	+ *Bubbly pulsing synth*
	+ *Upbeat version of woman singing 'Chubby Cheeks' nursery rhyme*
	+ *Woman singing 'Why do I have blue - do I have blue eyes, why do I have blue eyes? Just because you do, oh because you do' slowed down and then layered on top of itself many times*

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "The revolution will not be televised, it will be podcasted."
* "Why do I have blue eyes?"
* [After playing a video of a children's choir singing 'Singin' In The Rain' in F major] "I'm not sure if that's in C minor. I 'see' minors but I don't know if they're..."

### Drew

* "Welcome to Globe Hell Warning. It's guylotime!"
* "We've gotten into a routine where we start the show off, we say 'Welcome to Globe Hell Warning' uh wrong a bunch, and then we say 'Welcome, uh it's gillotine - gillotime', then we usually get mad at each other for a little bit, then we do the meditation, then we do the idea, then we play devil. We sort of have a rhythm, it's a bit like the blues - I said it's a bit like playing the blues. We've already laid down the structure, now we just have to apply that - that same structure every episode and do the same thing: 'We're doing a World Wide Shirt this week, everybody! It's a shirt that everybody can wear!' That's the kind of thing we do, Josiah. We don't do the ad-libs, we don't do the ha-ha's."
* "Why do I have blue eyes?"
* "Don't be jealous of babies!"
* "Nate's gonna be so mad at us for our - cause we're not hitting our marks all the time."

## Trivia

* 'Life Goes On' by Long Beach Dub Allstars was last played in Blue Collar Pretzel Logic Patreon Episode.
* This is the second main episode to not propose a new Globe Hell idea, after Bus.