recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Nobbleberry Ad 9

## Timeline

### Continues

Nobbleberry Ad 8

"*I miss my wife.*"
―Nick Bilko
How to Kink Shame was sponsored by NordVPN. This advertisement features the details the events of episode nine of Nobbleberry, the third episode of Nobbleberry Miami. It was available to watch on BBC Two Million and BBC CBBBBW.

## Summary

Detective Nobbleberry goes back to the club with Nick Bilko. They go on a high speed chase and do cocaine. The two of them get in a gunfight while coked up and then go to bond at the beach.
GAME TIPZ

GAME TIPZ is a series of instructional gaming videos by Erik that teach students how to successfully teamkill in Battlefield 4 and Rainbow Six Siege. It consists of four videos released between 2015 and 2017.

Each video teaches a different technique in a video game. The first video teaches players how to kill snipers when they won't attack the enemy in Battlefield. The second video teaches how to use the different character abilities in Rainbow Six Siege. The third video teaches how to respond to people that try to steal your boat in Battlefield. The fourth video teaches how to use teamkilling on enemies in Rainbow Six Seige.
Jacksfilms

Jacksfilms talking to The Amazing Salvio

"*Erik, are you going to rob me and shit in my refrigerator?*"
―Jack[src]
John Douglass, better known as jacksfilms, is a YouTuber with a big forehead that has collaborated with Erik on multiple occasions.

## Biography

Jacksfilms began making YouTube videos in 2006. In 2016, he received a reading from The Amazing Salvio warning him that a masked lunatic would break into his home, steal his television, and shit in his refrigerator. It's presumed that this came true, as he continued to see Salvio, with whom he was able to communicate with his still-living grandmother from beyond the grave.

In 2017, he had his identity stolen after sharing his credit card information with Erik. By 2021, Jack had a body double created in which a man was surgically altered to resemble him. Jack then had the body double continue working on his YouTube channel while the real Jack went to live on the Moon.

## Appearances

* State of the Internet 2016 (mentioned)
* Online Psychics
* None of These are Tweets (mentioned)
* The Amazing Salvio Hotline
* How to Stay Big Money on Youtube
* Avoiding Surveillance
* Moonbase Salvia

## See Also

* jacksfilms on YouTube
* jacksfilms on Wikipedia
Malum

Malum in Father Shawn's body

"*You think your cock and balls are big enough to ascend my power? This is a paltry size, barely big enough to perform sexually!*"
―Malum[src]
Malum the Destroyer is a demon beyond the influence of heaven and hell, born from a dimension older than time. Malum was once trapped in a cursed doll. After Erik invited Father Shawn into the Etiquesette, Malum was able to kill Father Shawn and possess his body.

Three years later, Malum tracked Erik down. Erik took the form of Dark Warlock Salvia, and Malum intended to consume his soul and absorb his dark magic. Malum used his magic to crush Salvia's inferior cock and balls, but Salvia entrapped Malum inside an enchanted butt plug.

## Powers

Malum is an immensely powerful demon. He has the power to crush things from afar and can use this on people's necks, but he prefers to destroy them by crushing their cock and balls. By doing so, he can absorb their souls as well as the powers of other magical beings. He also carries a gun for when he doesn't wish to use magic.

## Appearances

* The Haunted Lesson
* The Dark Arts
Mana hoagie

The mana hoagie is a magical sandwich that can replenish the powers of magic users after they've overextended themselves. The mana hoagie is special, as it's blessed by the only Catholic priest not tied to a controversy involving children. Dark Warlock Salvia ate the mana hoagie while preparing to fight Malum.
Ivermectin

Ivermectin is a drug that treats parasites in humans and livestock. Some individuals, such as Doctor DeWormer, believe that horse ivermectin can be used to treat COVID-19. While ivermectin can be used as an antiviral, it is not effective for treating COVID-19 in humans. Attempting to take horse ivermectin can cause a variety of side effects, including intense, uncontrollable diarrhea.

Ivermectin may be a gateway drug to bleach.

## Appearances

* Dr. DeWormer (main subject)
* Behind the Curtain
Parler Tricks Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

The Perfect Ad Ad

"*Oh. You poor thing. You don't know what ear buds are, do you?*"
―Sam
Parler Tricks was sponsored by Raycon.

## Summary

Sam is talking on the phone, but Grant is playing his music to loudly. She goes into the room and tells him to turn it down, but Grant can't figure out how to get the music in his ear. She tells him to use ear buds. He gets confused, and she realizes he doesn't know what earbuds are. She explains how great her Raycon earbuds are and gives him a pair. Grant is happy because the music is in his ear. The music is too much for him and he punches himself in the face until he loses consciousness. Sam decides she just needs to move.

## Cast

* Erik as Grant
* Sam Kellie as Grant's Roommate
Nobbleberry Ad 6

## Timeline

### Continued In

Nobbleberry Ad 7

"*Fancy a game? Winner gets to decide the fate of poor Detective Nanny.*"
―Evil Twin Partner
Hot Tub Whine Machine was sponsored by NordVPN. This advertisement features Ridleymane Quarterchop describing NordVPN and details the events of episode six of Nobbleberry.

## Summary

### Ridleymane Quarterchop

Quarterchop introduces himself and explains how NordVPN works. He demonstrates how to use it by connecting to an American server and doing a bad New York accent. Then he invites NordVPN users from other countries to connect to Britain and watch Nobbleberry.

### Nobbleberry

Detective Nanny gets kidnapped, so Detective Nobbleberry tracks down Evil Twin Partner and plays a game of chess against him. Evil Twin Partner will let him have Detective Nanny if he wins, but Nobbleberry just wants to play chess. Evil Twin Partner takes Nobbleberry's queen to mock him about how he can't protect women. Nobbleberry responds by taking his king, loading it in his gun, and firing it into Evil Twin Partner's eye.

Nobbleberry and Detective Nanny are back in the game to solve more murders. They find the Unkillable Journalist and his partner seemingly dead, and then they get into an argument with the murder victims.

## Goofs

* One line of narration is misplaced so that Quarterchop's description of NordVPN plays again while Detective Nanny is speaking.
Barack Obama

Obama giving a speech while Erik types a comment

"*Excellent. The money has been wired to you.*"
―Barack Obama[src]
Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States and one of the Shadow Masters. He has a huge dick,[src] Ebola sandwiches come out of his butthole,[src] and he's been known to sport a toothbrush mustache.[src] Some argue that Obama is the greatest threat to national security that we've ever had.[src]

## Biography

### Early Life

Obama was a Taiwanese man born in Kenya. One day, he was picked up off the street by a gay transsexual Muslim from Kenya who applied skin flaps to his face to make him look like a Black man.[src] In 1941, he blew up Pearl Harbor.[src] Obama was eventually inducted as a member of the Shadow Masters and the Illuminati. At some point he was replaced with a reptile, though it's unclear whether this was before or after he became president.[src]

### Presidency

Obama became President of the United States in 2009. He was put in the position as a plant by the CIA as an agent for the Illuminati.[src] After he became president, he didn't keep any of his promises.[src] He never took any economics classes, so he ended up sending America back to the stone age with his backwards policies and ripping apart everyone's civil liberties.[src]

During his presidency, Obama ordered many people to be killed with military drones, including Aviv,[src] a reptile house where a kid had fallen in,[src] and Afghan farmers.[src] He didn't hate Muslims, however, as Scott Baio discovered that Obama was either a Muslim or a Muslim sympathizer.[src] While using his drones, Obama would often visit people in their dreams.[src]

Other initiatives he took as president include convincing people that vaccines are safe,[src] spraying chemtrails into the atmosphere,[src] turning frogs gay with his chemicals,[src] and spying on American citizens.[src]

## Appearances

* Talking to Politicians (Comment Quiz of the Week)
* Yahoo News (mentioned)
* Conspiracy Theories (mentioned)
* Crazy Bitch Wedding March (mentioned)
* Youtube Plus Google+ (mentioned)
* Back to Basics (mentioned)
* Things That Are Extreme (mentioned)
* Open Beta Day 3 (mentioned)
* File - Shave As (mentioned)
* New Students (mentioned)
* Internet Vaccine Etiquette with Erik
* Bad Journalism (mentioned)
* Yahoo Answers (mentioned)
* The YouNowening (mentioned)
* YouTube Tutorials
* Children's Entertainment Online
* SCOTT BAIO APPRECIATION STATION (mentioned)
* Alex Jones (mentioned)
* Medical Advice (mentioned)
* Learning to Hate
* Movie Trailers (mentioned)
* Screaming Animals (mentioned)
* How to Stay Big Money on Youtube (mentioned)
* Avoiding Surveillance
* Late-Night YouTube
* Deepfakes (as a deepfake)
* Adrenochrome (mentioned)
* The Last Yahoo Answer (mentioned)
* How to Kink Shame (mentioned)
R/cummingonfigurines

"*Today we're going to look at r/cummingonfigurines, and it is exactly what it sounds like.*"
―Erik
r/cummingonfigurines is the second and final lesson of Subreddit of the Week. It was released on March 4, 2015.

## Summary

Erik looks at a reddit community dedicated to men that cum of figurines. He notes that the etiquette is already up to standards, but he leaves one post from the perspective of a Nintendo employee to encourage them. Then he sends a tweet to Ted Cruz.

## Comments

*Hey guys, I work for Nintendo making these Amiibo's and just wanted to say that I am SHOCKED to see how you are treating your figurines.**I don't know what's going on here but we put a lot of work into making those things, so if you could please stop cumming all over them it would be appreciated.**We're going to stop selling Amiibo's if this all you people want to do with them, so go cum on something else. Like a napkin.**-Leonard Holtzerrfeldten Nintendo Technology Development*
- NintendoUSA

*@tedcruz Hey, my man! Do they sell figurines of you anywhere? I know of about 3,000 people who would want one.*
- @commentiquette

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Chatroulette

Chatroulette is a website that allows users to randomly match with a stranger and chat with them over video. The website works perfectly with the
one exception that the vast majority of users are men displaying their penises on camera and skip you unless you're a pretty lady.

Omegle is effectively identical to Chatroulette.

## Uses

Erik has used Chatroulette several times. He first used Chatroulette in Webcams to demonstrate how webcams are used and what their potential is, but he mostly found naked men. Then he used it in HALLOWEEN ELECTION SPECIAL to tell people to vote for Hillary, but he mostly found naked men. Then he used it in An Important Message for America to tell people he was going to be on TV, but he mostly found naked men. He later disguised himself as a woman and used it to find men in Nice Guys, and he succeeded. Then to conclude his Chatroulette segments, he went on to say goodbye to the naked men in Philip DeThanksbro.

Erik returned to Chatroulette during the March to a Million in 2020 to advertise his channel to the naked men, but it didn't work.

## Appearances

* Webcams!
* HALLOWEEN ELECTION SPECIAL
* An Important Message for America.
* Nice Guys
* Philip DeThanksbro
* March to a Million Part One
* March to a Million Part Two

### Patreon

* The Cutting Room Floor of "People Freaking Out"
Know Your Meme

Know Your Meme is a song by Hot Dad about the website of the same name. It features DJ Crib Def and FrankJavCee. It was released on June 14, 2017.

## Lyrics

*My cool friend calls, he's got some memes for me

Real funny stuff, I laugh and share the link

I wanna know more, don't like the mystery

Gotta be a website, documenting the history*

*I found a meme and I'm happy 'bout that

Then I found the same with a different pic

Looking for a meme trail, take a meme path

Know Your Meme, a website, that's where it's at*

*Making pages for notable memes

Doing some research and archiving things, yeah

Sometimes videos, and sometimes pics

Multiple examples if they exist*

*Know Your Meme!

(What meme is it gonna be?)

Know Your Meme!

(Front page, updated stream)*

*CRIB DEF:

Crib Def comin' at you like a dumb slob

Hot mess, mad sweat, and I cum blobs

Puttin' text on a Photoshopped SpongeBob

Cryin' in the basement while I'm waitin' on a handjob*

*CRIB DEF:

Crib Def with the underwear pee stains

Hot Dad takin' money from the deep state

Not mad that Obama made my frog gay

Just sad y'all forgot about Harambe*

*FRANKJAVCEE:

KYM, Image Macros

On the net, It's a cycle

Adding text to a screen

Of a cat eating cheese*

*FRANKJAVCEE:

Suddenly it's the next big meme with

Lolcats and All Your Base

And Chocolate rain with Tay Zonday

And planking and dabbing

And Harlem and shaking

Do you still take out all your dicks for Harambe?*

*FRANKJAVCEE:
It's growing exponential like a virus

Now I'm handing it back to the chorus

If you're curious about a meme backstory

KYM is archiving all of meme history*

*The site was launched in 2008

An era of growth for memes, oh yeah, everything's great

I'm sure that working for a meme site is so much fun

Acquired by Cheezburger in 2011*

*Know Your Meme!

(What meme is it gonna be?)

Know Your Meme!

(Front page, updated stream)*

*Know Your Meme!

(Living life in a meme haze)

Know Your Meme!

(I could click on these memes for days)*

*Know Your Meme it's a pro-click, wow

Know Your Meme, I'm finding out

Everything

About all the memes*

*Know Your Meme it's a pro-click, wow

Know Your Meme, I'm finding out

Everything

About all the memes*

*Internet phenomena like image macros

Catchphrases and viral videos

Know Your Meme

It's for me*

*Internet phenomena like image macros

Catchphrases and viral videos

Know Your Meme

It's for me*

*Know Your Meme!

(What meme is it gonna be?)

Know Your Meme!

(Front page, updated stream)*

*Know Your Meme!

(Living life in a meme haze)

Know Your Meme!

(I could click on these memes for days)*

*Know Your Meme!

(This chorus is another meme)

Know Your Meme!

(This chorus is another meme)*

*Know Your Meme!

(This chorus is another meme)

Know Your Meme!

(This song is another meme)*

*Well, I hope it's a meme

I mean, I wanna be cool

and accepted by my peers

and people I admire on the net*

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De-Optimize Your Youtube Channel

"*Well it's recently come to my attention that I'm getting a lot of people in trouble at work with all of my optimizations. So today I'm going to show you how to go back in and de-optimize your YouTube channel!*"
―Erik
De-Optimize Your Youtube Channel is the 39th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette and the second lesson on Optimization. It was released on February 22, 2016.

## Summary

### Step One: Channel Banner

Erik removes the titties from the channel banner because they're getting people in trouble. Then just to be sure, he adds a dude's butt to the channel banner.

Channel banner: **DE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Two: Channel Trailer

Erik removes his current channel trailer, which is his previous optimization video, and replaces it with a reaction video that has another butt in it.

Channel trailer: **DE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Three: Watermarks

Obviously a butt.

Watermarks: **DE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Four: Merchandise

Erik looks at his optimized store page at salviaerik.com. He raises all of the prices, replaces the merchandise photos with ballsacks and dead bodies, and changes the banner image with a picture of his own asshole. This de-optimizes the merchandise like Justice Scalia's heartbeat.

Merchandise: **DE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Five: Patreon

Erik changes the banner image of his Patreon to an elephant that has a penis for a trunk.

Patreon: **DE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Six: Diluting Your Content

Erik uploads a gaming video, a reaction video, and a 15 minute long short story reading to confuse people as to what his channel is about.

Content: **DE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Seven: Look Like an Asshole

Erik explains that being an asshole to small content creators is an efficient way to de-optimize a YouTube channel, as proven by the Fine Brothers and SoFloAntonio. He seeks out a bunch of small content creators to bully and finds several that have re-uploaded his on salvia videos so he reports them. But that's actually what he was supposed to do so it didn't de-optimize anything.

*Hey dickless, do you want me to sue the fucking shit out of you? I will sue you so hard up your asshole that you'll be afraid of strong winds in case your flappy open asschecks catch a gust and send you sailing into the fucking sky like a hot air balloon.*
- Erik

*oh i'm watching and i'm laughing. laughing all the way to the fucking bank*
- Erik

*PREPARE FOR DE-OPTIMIZATION*
- Erik

*Hola y gracias! yo tengo tu monetización ahora!*
- Erik

Reputation: **OPTIMIZED**

### Final Step: YouNow

*my dad pushed me out a window today*
- Erik

*@tedcruz Hey fat nips you look like someone who would work at @PETA just to put dogs down*
- @commentiquette

YouNow: **The lowest level of optimization.**

### Conclusion

The butts make things worse so Erik decides to split the difference and just puts one titty in his channel banner.

## Context

1. ↑ Justice Scalia was a controversial justice on the United States Supreme Court. He had died weeks before this lesson.
2. ↑ The Fine Brothers, known for their REACT videos, tried to claim that they owned the concept of reaction videos entirely and faced massive backlash.

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JFK Jr. Jr. Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

Noom News

"*HELLO SHAWN*"
―The Magic Printer
JFK Jr. Jr. was sponsored by Raycon.

## Summary

Erik tells Shawn that the printer is talking to him. The printer prints out messages saying that it's alive and tells them that they should buy Raycons. Shawn demands that the printer prove it's magic and show how he's going to die, so the printer prints out a picture of a noose. Then the printer prints out cases of Raycons for them to try. Erik and Shawn try to shake the Raycons out of their ears, but they can't. They continue to talk about how great the Raycons are and Erik plots to kill his neighbor's annoying dog. Then they unplug the magic printer to replace it with a normal printer that works.
Raysipeladygaga

Ray Sipe as Shrek

"*An ogre only roars when he's angry.*"
―Ray Sipe[src]
Ray Sipe, known online as Raysipeladygaga, is a YouTuber that specializes in the absurd. His videos are often useful in ending arguments. Videos of Sipe impersonating Shrek and Patrick Star have both been used on Internet Comment Etiquette.

## Appearances

* Open Beta Day 3 (as Shrek)
* Open Beta Day 4 (as Shrek)
* Yahoo Answers (as Shrek)
* Full Circle (as Patrick Star)

## See Also

* Raysipeladygaga on YouTube
* ray sipe on Twitter
Lady Hair Erik

Lady Hair Erik is a haircut ghost of the version of Erik that had long hair.

## Biography

Lady Hair Erik came into existence gradually in late 2016 as Erik's hair grew out in anticipation of Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut. As Erik left the Etiquesette to get his haircut, the ghost of Lady Hair Erik stayed behind to read tweets. As he typed a tweet to Ted Cruz, Erik finished his transformation into Pineapple Erik and Lady Hair Erik vanished.

Since then, Lady Hair Erik has haunted the first Etiquesette as a ghost. He spends most of his time telling Erik about celebrities that have died since he became a ghost. Lady Hair Erik was soon after joined by Rotten Pineapple Erik. After Erik moved into the second Etiquesette, the two of them began calling him over video to continue talking about celebrity deaths.

## Appearances

When Erik and Lady Hair Erik were one and the same, he was the host of the lessons leading up to Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut. Since then, he has appeared as a haircut ghost in these lessons:

* Lady-Bots (host)
* Music Videos
* Goodbye Pineapple Summer (talks about Harry Dean Stanton's death)
* Wife Elbower (talks about Abe Vigoda's death from two years before)
* Soy Boys (talks about Betsy DeVos to Skjöldr)
* Merch From the Class (talks about Barbara Bush's death)
* Article 13
* Future of Entertainment Pt. 2 (talks about George H. W. Bush's death)
* Goodbye Old Etiquesette (talks about Theresa May's resignation)
* Don't Drink Bleach (gets told that Rip Torn died)
* ICE Open Beta 2021: Day One (tells Rotten Pineapple Erik about what happened in Washington)
* Behind the Curtain
* Videos While You're Poopin (learns that Bob Dole just died, having assumed he died a long time ago)
* Top 10 Erik Moments (learns that Bob Dole died again)
* Cracker Like Me (contemplates getting a haircut with Quarantine Erik)
Nibiruan

A Nibiruan is a native of the planet Nibiru. Many years ago, the Nibiruans sent blueprint schematics to Jeff Bezos. Erik and Hank later encountered a Nibiruan during The Big Money Space Race and it tapped them in the nuts.

Nibiruans have also been documented coming to Earth and abducting people on camera.

## Appearances

* The Big Money Space Race Part 2
* Hot Tub Whine Machine
Jill Stein

Jill Stein is a physician and activist. She ran for President of the United States with the Green Party in 2012 and 2016. Erik was one of her most vocal supporters in 2016. As a member of a third party, Stein was not considered a serious candidate. She supports the Green New Deal, is friends with Aragorn from Lord of the Rings, and seeks to siphon the votes of cynical, low-information Democrats from Hillary to help Trump win.

Jill Stein lost to Barack Obama in 2012 and lost to Donald Trump in 2016.

## Appearances

* How to be a Critic (mentioned)
* HALLOWEEN ELECTION SPECIAL
* Christmas! (mentioned)
* Avoiding Politics (mentioned)
Comment etiquette recurring joke

A comment etiquette recurring joke is when people keep making the same joke in the comments of a YouTube video instead of writing something original. Erik has diagnosed several of these on Internet Comment Etiquette.

## Appearances

* Movie Trailers
	+ On the trailer for The Emoji Movie, everyone suggests memes that could be made into movies. Erik adds to the suggestions, asking if they're going to make a movie about bouncing on his boy's dick.
* Screaming Animals
	+ On a video with a parrot saying "what the fuck," all of the comments follow the pattern of "this is me when..." Erik says that this is him in 27 years when the ocean swallows his beachfront investment property in Florida
	+ Similar jokes occur under a video of a screaming goat
* Music Videos
	+ On the music video for "Rolex" there's a recurring joke where it makes everything backwards, so Erik gives a long list, including 9/11 wanting to investigate the real story behind him and Ted Cruz sucking Erik's mouth with his balls.
	+ On the music video for "Believer" there's a recurring joke where everything becomes more extreme.
* Goodbye Pineapple Summer
	+ On a video where a pineapple is being shredded, many people are upset because people in Africa could have eaten the pineapple. They're also upset because people in Africa could have eaten the shredder.
Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan on Instagram

Joe Rogan is a meathead who does DMT and has enough money to say whatever he wants. He's illiterate, and he's the host of a podcast with millions of listeners. In 2021, Joe Rogan refused to get vaccinated for COVID-19, caught the disease, took ivermectin and a bunch of other drugs, and then recovered.

## Appearances

* Internet Quarantine Etiquette (mentioned)
* Dr. DeWormer
People Hurting Themselves

"*I'm so sorry about all these cactus videos.*"
―Erik
People Hurting Themselves is the 14th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. This lesson was the first appearance of Helja. It was released on August 27, 2013.

## Summary

Erik starts by watching a video of a guy getting hurt by a crab, and then he leaves a comment under the video promising people money for responding to surveys. Next he watches a guy eating a cactus, and he explains how to leave a comment to honor the commentiquette god Helja. He then changes course to a video where people aren't hurting themselves physically, instead playing a commercial where the actors are painfully bad. Erik leaves a comment, and then he decides to watch one more video, but it's a cactus video. He skips to the next video, but it's another cactus video. He keeps turning on more cactus videos so he turns his monitor facedown and uses his MacBook to send a tweet to Rush Limbaugh.

After the lesson ends, Erik turns back to Helja, seeming to be possessed by something and asks if she approves.

## Comments

*hey did you know you can earn up to 350 usd every month just by replying to serveys? see my channel for information on that and how i fucked your mom D::::::(\_)\_)*
- Erik

*How did you prepare for this stunt? It's quite impressive. I bet your mom was so impressed when she found out her son ate an entire cactus. I mean I know she was bc I was banging her when the hospital called. First I made her send it to voicemail, then I made you a brother. Next time your butt should eat the cactus lol fukushima radiated all our food good thing I only eat pussy 9+11=LIES*
- Erik

*LEAVE THESE ACTORS ALONE. The comments are unnecessary. They know they sucked in this, and that it's probably the worst commercial ever made in the history of the English language. Anyway my boner accidentally burped today and it still sounded better than this dumb ass video, but wasn't as funny. Someone give that lady a red bull. in conclusion, this commercial can SS my D im 14 and sometimes i kiss myself. help me im under the control of a mad god who wans to see the world burn its the sig ulyou must destroy the sigul*
- Erik

*@rushlimbaugh need to fill a prescription but im broke, can i hang out until you poop and eat all the pills your body is too weak to digest?*
- @commentiquette

## Comment Quiz of the Week

Would you tell this guy:

A Shut the fuck up and stop whining

B Some kind of joke where masturbate ends with bait and not being able to use your hand to jerk off anymore because it was destroyed by a baby shark

C Whistle into the mouth of my butt cave until it sounds like I'm singing

D ew ben affleck he's not batman

## Context

1. ↑ The Fukushima disaster was the failure of a Japanese nuclear power plant in 2011.

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Learning to Fight Part Three Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

Nobbleberry Ad 9

"*No, Colonel. A close shave is what I do to my balls with the Manscaped Lawn Mower 4.0*"
―Erik
Learning to Fight Part Three was sponsored by Manscaped. Erik believed that this ad segment came into existence after he wished for it from a Fight Genie, but he later discovered that this was a hallucination.

## Summary

Erik's spaceship is being attacked, so he jumps to hyperspace and they get away. Sam calls it a close shave, but Erik gets upset because a close shave is what Manscaped does. He shows them his Manscaped razor from 2022 that has been used to shave the balls of his family for generations. The rest of the crew talks about how bad the fight was, and Jarret learns that his wife has been killed, but Erik keeps talking about his razor.
P.T. Barnum

P.T. Barnum as a ghost

"*Do you know what used to entertain me to no end? Ruining someone's life.*"
―P.T. Barnum[src]
P.T. Barnum was a 19th century showman that co-founded the famous Barnum & Bailey Circus. After his death, Barnum became a ghost. Every Halloween, he returns to Earth and demands that one person entertain him, in the hopes that this person will be worthy to entertain him forever.
Reaction Videos

"*Now, normally it would be considered strange to waste your time watching someone watch a video on YouTube that is perfectly available for everyone, but I'm just taking part in one of YouTube's newest trends.*"
―Erik
Reaction Videos is the 26th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on May 7, 2015.

## Summary

Erik laughs at a video, explaining that he's making a reaction video after reacting to a man fighting a moose. Then he watches someone reacting to the Star Wars trailer. Then he watches a bunch of other videos of people reacting to the Star Wars trailer and leaves a comment on one of them. Then he watches another video of someone reacting to the Star Wars trailer. Erik realizes that the comments under the reaction video have great etiquette and that it's bringing joy to all of these people.

Erik decides that he approves of reaction videos, and he looks for another one. He watches a psychopath reacting to a video of people getting beat to death, which doesn't bring anyone joy.

Erik goes to YouNow to get live reactions from teenagers. He asks them questions about purchasing them, Rand Paul, sleeping pills, the Star Wars trailer, being Black, making shirts out of animals, taking a header into the wall, One Direction, and violence in Mexico. Then Erik hosts the Comment Quiz of the Week.

## Comments

*Hey buddy this is a real nice youtube channel you got here to post yourself watching movie trailers. I can't wait to see your reaction of Thanksgiving dinner when you tell your family what you do in your free time but then again there's probably not enough appeal in seeing a grandmother go "that's nice" before changing the subject to something less embarrassing for everyone involved. Also you probably can't put ads
on a reaction video that short so it's not worth all the energy you spend on this weird and transparent hobby. Don't forget we never landed on the moon and Rand Paul's got my vote so long as he's actually Ron Paul's son. Is he Ron Paul's son? Please react with an answer.*
- Erik

*I AM FROM DUBAI. HOW MUCH TO BUY YOU, LITTLE GIRL?*
- Erik

*What is your reaction to Rand Paul running for president?**How many sleeping pills are in your system now?*
- Erik

*What's your reaction to the new Star Wars trailer?*
- Erik

*If you were black a cop would take care of that for you*
- Erik

*How many of those things does it take to make a shirt?*
- Erik

*Yo can you take a header into that wall for me?*
- Erik

*Who's your favorite one direction member?*
- Erik

*What's your reaction to the neverending violence in Mexico?**That's cool but I said Mexico not Maryland**Also your camera's sideways*
- Erik

## Comment Quiz of the Week

What's the best video reaction to Ted Cruz announcing he's gonna run for President?

A) Sexy Stud Farts!!

B) Cute girl with nice ass farts

C) Girl Farting in Jeans

D) Morning farts day 8

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Petey

"*That's what I'm talking about! You do the deal, you get some tension, and someone gets whacked! Who was that guy?*"
―Petey[src]
Petey is a drug dealer and a member of a drug gang that sells cocaine. He was in the job for the tension and the possibility that someone would get whacked, but he grew bored with how the process had been simplified with Bitcoin. When the Dealmaster showed up, Petey learned how to use Honey and then tried to whack the Dealmaster.

## Appearances

* The Passion of the Karen (The Dealmaster)
Peel-a-Pound Soup

"*This will make your body release gasses that have been banned by the Geneva convention*"
―Ryan M.[src]
Peel-a-Pound Soup is a seven day diet plan and a deadly gas-based weapon. Consumption of this soup results in quick weight loss and farts capable of immense destruction. Erik reads the comment section under the Peel-a-Pound Soup recipe in My Favorite Comment Sections.

## See Also

* How To Lose 15 pounds in 7 days with Peel-a-Pound Soup on YouTube
NordPass Wizard's dimension

The NordPass Wizard's dimension is where the NordPass Wizard resides. It's a barren, rocky wasteland plagued by constant fog. In addition to the NordPass Wizard, the dimension is inhabited by dragons and goblins.

The NordPass Wizard took Private Detective Shawn here when he attempted to steal some passwords. Shawn later returned with his friend Zach to teach him about NordPass, but they were both killed by goblins.

## Appearances

* This is Just an Ad
* Risqué Cliqués (in the NordPass Ad)
* The Ghost of P.T. Barnum (in the NordPass Ad)
* Woke Lord of the Rings (in the NordPass Ad)
Helja

Helja's presence viewed over the top of Skjöldr's helmet

Helja is an ancient Danish goddess. She is the daughter of Loki and the Eater of Chaos. She lives in the Red Wasteland and is served by Skjöldr. Helja can take a human form as a woman in red, but it's unknown what she looks like as a goddess. Erik and Skjöldr are both able to perceive and understand her when she is in front of them, but over video she can only be observed via the blood-curdling scream that she emits. She is able to feed on chaos and also likes scary stories.

## Appearances

* People Hurting Themselves
* Youtube Plus Google+
* Commenting on Prank Videos
* Skjöldr's Scary Story Halloween Special!
* Nightmare Fuel
* Soy Boys
NASA

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) is an American agency owned by Elon Musk. It develops rocketships and other technology to explore outer space. In 1969, they used a sound stage to make it look like they landed on the Moon. Later on, they succeeded in getting to the Moon and claimed the entire territory for the United States.[src] NASA sometimes uses copyright strikes against people that use their rocketship designs in comments on the internet.[src]

In 2015, NASA developed the Cold Shoulder to control people's minds.[src] In 2021, NASA agent Hank attempted to evict Erik from Moonbase Salvia, and the conflict resulted in the Moon being hurled out of orbit.[src]

## Mentioned In

* Crowd Funding
* Article 13
* Moonbase Salvia
Boat Thieves in BF4

"*That's what happens when you steal someone's boat!*"
―Erik
GAME TIPZ ♦ Boat Thieves in BF4 ♦ 60P 4K 1080i is the third GAME TIPZ. It was released on September 12, 2016.

## Summary

Erik uses a boat while playing Battlefield. He gets out of the boat to fix it a bit, but people try to get in the driver's seat. Erik asks for his seat back, but Kirk refuses to get up. Erik dies, rejoins in Kirk's squad, and throws some C4 onto the side of the boat to destroy it with Kirk still inside.

Kirk still hasn't responded in chat, so Erik gets in a jet and crashes into Kirk to get his attention. In the confusion, Erik steals Kirk's tank the same way Kirk stole Erik's boat. Then Erik runs him over with the tank, so Kirk leaves.

## Messages

*heyleave boat herejoahekirk hop outnohey kirk this was my boat, i was fixingkirk im going to teamkill you in the fucking dickalright kirk you asked for itkirk don't steal boats*
- Erik

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Hank

Hank as an NSA agent

Hank is a government employee that currently works for NASA. He previously worked for the NSA, where his job was to watch everything Erik did. Hank hated his job because he couldn't stop himself from watching Erik masturbate, because it's just too sexy. He became a major competitor in The Big Money Space Race after he acquired alien rocketship schematics from Erik. He went to Nibiru, got nut-tapped by a Nibiruan, and writhed in agony in the Etiquesette with Erik.

Following The Big Money Space Race, Hank quit his job at the NSA and began to work at NASA. He was sent to evict Erik from Moonbase Salvia, but he was unsuccessful after Erik's fart sent the Moon out of orbit.

## Appearances

* The Big Money Space Race Part 2
* Moonbase Salvia
* Top 10 Erik Moments (flashback)
Operation Make Chris Brown Quit Music

"*The words he used were completely unairable and I had no place for them in any of my lessons. So it remained unseen until today.*"
―Erik
Operation Make Chris Brown Quit Music is the 12th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was accompanied by FUNNY BLLOPERS! and was released on August 12, 2013.

## Summary

Erik explains that he has convinced Chris Brown to stop making music. He recounts a penis armada that he had sent to Chris in What To Do When You're Sick. Then Erik explains that there was a previously unseen conversation that took place in response. Chris Brown had threatened Erik and told him to delete the tweet. Erik responded by asking Chris to stop making music. Chris eventually admitted that all he really wanted was to sell Erik coke and have sex with him. Erik agreed to these terms as long as Chris promised to quit making music. Erik celebrates his victory against Chris and then looks underneath the table to ask Chris if he's almost done down there.

## Comments

*yo, delete that video or ill rape your body until its a puddle*
- Chris Brown

*Chris, let's be men about this. Just stop making music and this can all go away.*
- Erik

*i make more money doing coke off butts than you'll make in your entire life you little bitch**tell me where you live and i'll crank your dick for 50 bucks.*
- Chris Brown

*hey, what's that last part mean?*
- Erik

*i was offering a hand job. checked out ur facebook and ur pretty cute. dont tell nobody about this shit though**i'll sell you coke too. i'm gay and i sell coke. you tell anybody and i'll drown you.*
- Chris Brown

*Okay but only if you make your next album your last one*
- Erik

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Million Dollar Baby 2

Million Dollar Baby 2: For a Few Million Dollar Babies More is a prequel to the movie Million Dollar Baby. The movie follows a younger version of Clint Eastwood's character as he travels across the country and takes women off of life support. It was written by Erik and acted out by the cursed VRV channel in the Sushi Day ad.
It's So Hard to Be Nice Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

Florida Man Ad

"*Oh my God. I thought you were going to propose to me.*"
―Tiffany
It's So Hard to Be Nice was sponsored by Raycon.

## Summary

Rupert walks into the kitchen to talk to Tiffany. He tells her how incredible she is and how much better she's made his life. Then he gets down on one knee and shows her how awesome is new Raycons are. She agrees that they're great, but she's upset because she thought he would propose marriage to her. He's shocked, because Tiffany is his sister. Then Rupert yells for their dad to tell him that he got new Raycons.

## Cast

* Erik as Rupert
* Sam Kellie as Tiffany
NordPass

NordPass is a password manager and sponsor of Internet Comment Etiquette. It's an offshoot of NordVPN. NordPass ads typically feature the NordPass Wizard.

## Sponsored Lessons

* Staying Unmotivated (Ad Segment)
* This is Just an Ad
* Risqué Cliqués (Ad Segment)
* The Ghost of P.T. Barnum (Ad Segment)
* Woke Lord of the Rings (Ad Segment)
* Joan of WOKE (Ad Segment)
Illuminati

The Illuminati is a secret organization that is dedicated to taking over the world and establishing the NWO. It's hard at work making fake snow fall from the sky,[src] turning the Matrix directors into women,[src] and trying to take away the right of Americans to shoot their guns at 5G towers.[src]

The Illuminati leaves clues beforehand for those smart enough to piece them together, and one place they hide their clues is in Batman movies. In Batman Returns, The Penguin runs for office and grabs a chick by the pussy, which Tim Burton and the Illuminati put in the movie to indicate that Donald Trump was going to be put in charge. They later contacted Christopher Nolan directly to put the word "Sandy Hook" in the background in The Dark Knight to indicate that they were going to fake a school shooting at Sandy Hook in Connecticut.[src]

The Illuminati maintains control by running the world as a simulation in its singularity machine.[src] It uses its power to control the liberal media,[src] and it also uses the tap water to control people. It has contaminated the tap water with mind control drugs and used it to cap the human life span from its natural state of 200 years.[src][src]

Notable opponents of the Illuminati include Mark Dice, John F. Kennedy Jr., and Alex Jones. However, Alex Jones' close associate Roger Stone is suspected of working with the Illuminati.[src] As president, Obama was a plant working for the Illuminati through the CIA.[src] The Illuminati also has people on YouTube, including a man that masquerades as a cook teaching people to make Eggs Benedict.[src]

## Mentioned In

* Conspiracy Theories
* Things That Are Extreme
* Backwards Friday
* Advertisements
* How to be a Critic
* Alex Jones
* YOUTUBE 911
* Grandma's Not Doing too Good
* Christmas!
* The Revenge of 5G
* Staying Unmotivated
* 2020 Halloween Special
Hot tub streamer

A hot tub streamer is a Twitch streamer, typically an attractive woman, that streams while wearing a swimsuit or other similarly revealing clothing. Twitch rules dictate that swimsuits are only allowed when in a hot tub or pool, so hot tub streamers have set up hot tubs inside of their homes to comply with Twitch rules and get bits for dancing in a swimsuit.

The phenomenon of hot tub streamers has resulted in a considerable number of people whining about it.

## Appearances

* Hot Tub Whine Machine (main subject)
* The Dark Arts (ScaryCheese)
* What is a Ghoul?
Heating Up

"*I bought a fan, but I can't turn it on for sound reasons. So... uh...*"
―Erik
Heating Up is the seventh Tweets From the Class. It was released on July 29, 2015.

## Summary

Erik is a YouTube celebrity, so he used his Ant-Man money to change the background and buy a fan. He can't use the fan because it's too loud, so he just has to stay sweaty. He looks at the comments on his Commenting on Prank Videos video, but they're all mean. He spams one and gives a rude reply to another.

Someone criticizes the video for having too much viking stuff and asks people to check out his music video. Erik checks out the music video, but there aren't enough vikings in it. Erik keeps looking at the comments and finds one from Mark Dice. Then he gets some more criticism so he leaves another mean reply.

Erik switches over to Twitter and he finds out that one of his comments from Taking Requests was deleted by Wild Bill. He decides to make it up to Bill by leaving another comment, but it's just the same comment again. Then he finds a painting that he bought with his YouTube money, but it won't fit on his wall.

## Comments

*That viking shit just made me leave the video.*
- QuackSkoper

*+QuackSkoper then ur stopid*
- Erik and ivannagy28

*Pretty funny before the whole viking thing.Check out my new music video on my channel*
- Meroe

*+Meroe it was alright but not enough vikings*
- Erik

*I love pranks too, Erik.*
- Mark Dice

*+Mark Dice SHIT*
- Erik

*Comments on the pranks are way too long. Less is more, and more isn't funny. Nice try, though.*
- Alvin Ainsworth

*+Alvin Ainsworth get fucked, alvin*
- Erik

*Hey Wild Bill you sure know a lot about the Constitution. Is it tattooed on your boyfriend's back or something you big dumb snuggle monster? Holy shit you look like a half melted wax statue of Steve Austin that someone slapped a gay guy's hat on top of. Nothing says "I'm straight" like a mustache, cowboy hat, and hawaiian shirt. Your face looks like it's trying to divorce your skeleton and here you are talking about the definition of marriage. Do you know how to read or write? I mean probably not but if you could tell one of your inbred kids to write "GOD HATES FAGS" on a big sign then that would make it easier for everyone to spot you for who you really are and immediately ignore your ridiculous horseshit you gobblethroated princess. That said we do see eye to eye on the Jews. I'll give you that one.*
- Erik

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March to a Million 2021

"*There's always next year.*"
―Erik
March to a Million 2021 is a follow up to March to a Million. It was released on March 30, 2021.

## Summary

Erik eats a hoagie in his bathrobe and watches an old man working out on his TV. He realizes it's the end of March again, so he checks his subscriber count. It's only at 992,000, still 8,000 short of the million he was hoping for. He decides to try again next year.

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Moneystacks Salvia

Moneystacks Salvia on Facebook

"*I LIKE HOW WORRIED YOU PEOPLE ARE OVER YOUR GRANDKIDS LEARNING ABOUT GAY SHIT IN SCHOOL WHEN THEY'RE MOST LIKELY ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW WATCHING SOME JAPANESE CHICK SHOVE EELS UP HER ASSHOLE*"
―Moneystacks Salvia[src]
Dr. Salvius Moneystacks, more commonly known as Moneystacks Salvia, is an alias used by Erik. He's a polymath with expertise in fields such as veterinary practice, sex education, etiquette, and paranormal studies. Moneystacks is a fellow at the Society of Etiquette most well known for the discovery of The Anomaly. He's also the host of Internet Unsolved Etiquemysteries.

## Biography

Moneystacks was created by Erik following the deletion of Nips Comeoff. Moneystacks was originally a veterinarian, but he was fired from his job for sewing cats together. Following his termination, Moneystacks worked as an independent medical provider, offering nipple examinations and pills to anyone who wants them. Moneystacks later became the host of Internet Unsolved Etiquemysteries. It's unknown how many episodes he hosted, as all but one are lost.

In 2020, while working in the Department of Internet Comments at the Society of Etiquette, Moneystacks discovered The Anomaly in a comment section. As he studied it, it grew in size until it eventually revealed itself to be a demon and possessed him. Using a theory that he could cause the Anomaly to manifest into physical form, Moneystacks was cured and the demon was destroyed.

## Appearances

* Sex Ed (created on Facebook)
* Philip DeThanksbro (mentioned)
* Medical Advice (on Reddit)
* Net Neutrality (on YouTube and YouNow)
* Soy Boys (on Facebook)
* UFOs (host)
* 2020 Halloween Special (host)
Martin Shkreli (person)

## Martin Shkreli

Shkreli before he went to prison

"*aint my fault*"
―Martin Shkreli[src]
Martin Shkreli (pronounced Shrek-er-ell-ee) is a businessman and felon.

## Biography

Martin Shkreli founded Turing Pharmaceuticals in 2015, bought the rights to a life-saving drug, and raised the price to 56 times what it was before. Erik decided to get in the middle of it and helped break Shkreli.

For a time, Shkreli would host live streams that anyone could join. During one such live stream during the Porn lesson, Shkreli admitted that he's watched Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik. Erik also inferred from this that Shkreli's favorite porn video is "boy sandwich." In 2017, Martin Shkreli was found guilty of securities fraud and sentenced to seven years in prison.

## Appearances

### Videos

* Martin Shkreli
* New Students (mentioned)
* Testing a New Camera
* Porn
* Musical Twinks
* Full Circle (mentioned)
* Goodbye Pineapple Summer
Private Detective Shawn

"*The name's Private Detective Shawn. People pay me to find things.*"
―Private Detective Shawn[src]
Private Detective Shawn is an investigator that specializes in finding things, such as passwords. After he met the NordPass Wizard, he was able to protect his own passwords. He attempted to protect that passwords of his friend Zach as well, but they were both killed by goblins in the NordPass Wizard's dimension.

## Appearances

* This is Just an Ad
* Risqué Cliqués (in the NordPass ad segment)
Instagram

Instagram is a website owned by Facebook that lets users post pictures. Erik sometimes posts comments on Instagram and he can be found on Instagram as yogadude911.

## Appearances

* Things That Are Extreme
* Starting a Youtube Channel
* The Etiquette of Donald Trump
* Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel
* UFOs
* Being a Creep
* Social Media Pets
* Crypto News with Erik! Episode 1