Retardation Station

The station with three residents in view, Larry the Living double Trash Can, Carl the Aggressive Car, and Barry the Homeless Bush.

## Personal Info

### Criminal Record

5 murders, 8 feminist rallies, and 26 crimes of theft have occurred on the stations grounds.

## Anything else you could possibly think of.

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it's not a building

**Retardation Station** is the train station in Retardation and the only way to get in and out of it.

## Appearance

Retardation Station resembles a train station.

## History

First build in negative xfneingiegjefggjillion, the station provided passage to and fro the Retardation Dimension, allowing people to visit and leave as they like. In it's time the station has had many anomalies, along with various complaints of it being haunted by it's original owner and his family. On one occasion the train station vanished from existence and then appeared 8 years later, leaving residents almost baffled and tourists trapped in the town for 8 years, although when exiting they had only been gone an extra 8 seconds and their ride back had barely been delayed, with the train literally waiting on the track for 8 years in Retardation time. Another strange occurrence was the random disappearances of tourists and paranormal investigators at the station, who where last seen only entering the building before vanishing from reality completely. It was found out that these people where some how teleported into random parts of the Retardation Dimension, never to be seen again. Only one survivor emerged, named Thomas Higgins, and left immediately after via the train, only to be violently smashed to bits when the train derailed mid dimension and was crunched into nothing, only for the train and Thomas's squished remains to appear again the very next morning, prompting an extensive search of the train tracks via inter-dimensional drones to be conducted, only for no signs of destruction to be found. After this Thomas's body was cleaned up and thrown into garbage disposal. His family is still looking for him to this day.

## Trivia

* The Retardation Station is one of the most haunted and strange buildings in all of Retardation, with some people feeling uneasy or having a sudden murderous intent fall over them upon entering the building.
	+ It should also be noted the many times tragedies have occurred at the station.
* Other cases of paranormal activity in the train station include the mysterious opening and closing of doors, the often habit of objects being thrown around and the occasional apparitions appearing in the bathrooms, most specifically in the womans bathroom where one citizen is said to have killed themselves by chocking on a drop of ketchup.
* It was once thought that if you call the stations number at midnight, Edward Cullen will appear and answer the phone, talking to you all night long and answering the questions you wish to know. This was proven true when it was discovered by Janitor Joe that Edward Cullen frequented the train every midnight and would stay inside the office, answering phone calls, as Joe was doing his once in every 200 years polishing of the #1 Train Station Medal.
	+ Edward Cullen was later banished from the Retardation Dimension for obvious reasons.