HAM

* Jasús
* Hamsús
* W.U.R.M. Form
* DRUG-LORD Form
* Deenutz

“*Yew dun't unda'stahnd lad, ahm dewin all dis cuz itz fun lmao*.”

-HAM speaking to a random interviewer.

## Personality

### Jasús

He’s an edgy 15 year old you’d find on r/Iamverybadass. He does a megaton of drugs to “mAsK tHe PaIn,” since he lives in an edge-fest. Let’s also add the cliche depression into the mix too cause every character who has a sad life is depressed, right? He’s extremely introvert and only opens up to Adam Sandler. That’s about it really, he’s just an edgy, meth-head teen who has mommy issues.

### Ham!Sans/Hamsús

He's just your average Craigslist crackhead. That's it. He has no seriousness and is always high.

### Deenutz

It’s basically a perfect little Gary Sue that literally just “Infected but a cheesy good guy,” as endless binary called him. That’s it. His only character flaw is "he's naïve lmao." Kinda boring and cringe.

## Appearance

### Jasús

It’s literally just sans but wearing green clothes.

### Hamsús

This one’s just a horror sans clone but with a slash cause “SlAsHeS mEaN mY sAnS iS oP.” He has one eye that’s pitch black and the other is just glowing white. On his head is a brown patch that somehow stays on the hard bones. Personally, idk why it’s even there in the first place. Probably just there to try and look him look at least a LITTLE original. He has a big crack on his head that a thick, purple smoke comes out of. This is where the smoke from his joint comes out from. Aside from that it’s fucking horror sans lol.

### W.U.R.M. Form

Holy fuck is this a form change. It’s like making a magical flower’s special form fuckin azathoath. Wait, didn’t Toby Fox do something like that? Anyways, it’s like this pitch black worm thing that has a ghost tail at the end. His wisp also float around him too so that’s pretty cool. Well, it’s face is just a big mouth that, wouldn’t you know, has purple smoke that pours out of the mouth. Unlike most worms though, this abomination has really long and wispy arms too that he doesn’t really use. Why? He usually uses the immense amount of tentacles on his back to grab stuff instead. Also noticeable are the extremely bloodshot eyes above his mouth full of decayed crackhead teeth.

### DEENUTZ

It’s gotta be the least original design tbh……no wait, that’s just HAM's normal form. It’s sans but in a black cloak and white patterns on the cloak- hey wait, that sounds kinda familiar actually. Hmmmmmm. He has a scar on his left eye and can have a purple right eye at times- you know what? This sounds A LOT like Epic sans.

## Backstory

Jasús had a really deadbeat mother who was literally just another gender-bent Gaster, I kid you not, who I’m gonna call Emptiness Queen. Emptiness Queen was too busy doing experiments to give a fuck about her kids, so he was raised by his older brother, Harrus. All was semi-fine until Space Mommy showed up and kidnapped him and Harrus. Why? For the sake of you, the reader’s, sanity, I’m gonna leave that a mystery. Trust me, it’s for the best. She just puts them in cages and laughs at them crying for freedom. Harrus was tired of seeing Jasús have to go through this, so he offered Nebubitch anything for their freedom. Milf Bilf decided to take up this offer by adopting them for some reason. Fuck you, I’m not gonna do what Shad did and make Ares another one of her “play things.”

Space Mommy got bored of these two after time (shocker) and just dumped these these two kids into the care of Dekios, just like she did with Adam Sandler and Willy Wonka. Since Galactic Bitch was an absolute bitch though, she just could NOT leave poor Jasús and kept abusing him. Her motives for doing so are a mystery assuming…assuming she even has a motive behind all the stupid shit she does anyways. To add more edge to the story, Jasús usually smoked in his room, being an introvert who played League of Legends, had anime body pillows, and got high to ease the pain in this edge-fest. After some time, Jasús starts becoming friends with Adam, who started sticking up for Jasús. This worked surprisingly well cause Adam Sandler was actually loved by his mom.

Time skip! Jasús is going to his dealer one day when he suddenly finds out the dealer was abducted and sacrificed by a cult dedicated to Cthulu. Jasús, being a high idiot at that moment, gets pissed off with the cultist and start cursing them out. The cultist just decide to sacrifice him too to Cthulu. When Jasús died, he saw Cthulu, who was dying. Cthulu sucked the life out of the drug dealer so he could at least speak. Cthulu sees Jasús and has this conveniently bright idea: what if he fused with Jasús so they could become some chaotic, evil, plot-armored antagonist in a new body? So cthulu also being an all-seeing eldritch abomination is like “Yo so I know you’re abused a lot kid. So how bout we just fuck up everything?” Jasús is just like “Yooooo dab me up!” and they fuse. Then Jasús’s corpse awakens, now being controlled by Cthulu cause now Cthulu’s a fucking backstabbing body stealer like Bill Cipher. Oh and Cthulu just takes the souls of the cultist and makes them his little pets. That’s the puffs btw. Cthulu unleashes absolute fucking havoc onto Betatale, but our heroes- Billy Mays, Adam Sandler, Harley Quinya, Dekios, Frisk, Chacha, and Harrus- all teamed up to defeat this eldritch abomination.

After that though, Jasús gets Cthulu's power and goes insane. Why? Cause he's been exposed an eldritch being for like hours on end. Just STARING at Cthulu makes you go insane. So since he's insane, Jasús, now going by the alias HAM (short for HighAssMotherfucker) and destroys Betatale. He causes a massive explosion that kills mostly everyone. This explosion for some reason turns Chacha and Papaya182 into ghosts that latch onto other main characters. Oh right, HAM also traps his brother, Harrus, in the Harry Potter novels. OH OH, and Adam and Billy survive somehow. HAM finds Billy in a void and tries to kill him, but some random god shows up, gives Billy a buffing device, and sends him to the anti void to start his journey. While sulking in this void for a little while, one, the red man showed up ans gave him a blunt that would make him stronger. With his newfound powers, HAM dedicated himself to killing odd whatever remained of Betatale, especially Billy Mays. His goal would be sidetracked though because he had the powers of cthulu, who was spiritually linked to azathoth. This forced HAM to become a lackey of the blind idiot god, which he didn’t really mind because he was too high to really give a fuck.

Eventually, after a long season 1, HAM and his crew manage to get to the Temple of Gad alongside Azathoth, with the goal of giving Azathoth the power to finally get the omniverse. This of course was impeded by Will and his crew going there with the goal in mind of recreating Betatale. The fate of this struggle will be decided later.

## Abilities

* Jasús
* HAM
* W.U.R.M. Form
* DRUG-LORD Form

### Nothing

Jasús can literally do nothing. He has no magic. It's honestly kinda sad you know.

### “Puffs”

HAM called the little wisp things he turned the cultists into puffs. Basically they can attack people and cause massive fucking explosions.

### A cliche axe

Well it appears as though HAM has an axe....just like horror sans. It’s white though so that apparently makes all the difference. The axe could also be swung around due to the blade being attached to a chain that comes out of fuckin no where. Why does the axe do this? To be more original, duh!

### High!Blaster

A Gaster Blaster that’s eyes are bloodshot and shoot purple beams. These beams also have a smoke around them that makes people high as fuck.

### Osteokinesis

Like literally every sans ever, HAM can use osteokinesis. He has a very complex color code for his bone attacks:

* Cyan means stop.
* Orange means go.
* No color means bro stop standing there and move outta the way before you take damage dumbass!
* Red bones lower the max amount of HP you can have. Kinda useless tho cause one bones just takes one one max HP away. Even worse these bones are usually really slow and avoidable.
* Green bones are pure hacks. HAM gets to heal himself with them while they hurt you. It’s like leech seed. I hate it.
* Blue bones are weird. They’re kinda just bones that lock-on.
* Purple bones are just obstacles during the purple soul mode.
* Yellow bones have to be shot by the yellow soul to avoid. HAM can only use these bones when someone has a yellow soul tho cause that would be cheating if he didn’t.
* Gray bones are bones that do no damage. Usually used for shield or platforms. That’s it really.

### Soul Manipulation

Oh no, Ham can change your soul's color! Here's the color code and what it means:

* Red means no gravity for you. You can just go wherever you want in the box lmao.
* Orange can dash to avoid attacks. There’s a recoil for this tho. Kinda like that mechanic from JSAB (Credits to Quantis for the idea).
* Blue means gravity’s applied to you now. You actually have to jump to avoid attacks now loser. Oh and HAM can slam you against walls using the blue soul.
* Cyan means you have invincibility for a bit. This invincibility usually disappears after a bit tho once you take enough damage. It’s kinda like that mechanic in that dust fight made by FDY.
* Yellow means you have a gun now. Sweet. You can shoot attacks now.
* Purple Soul is kinda annoying. Your stuck moving along strings. You gotta swap strings when an attack comes up on your string. Pretty annoying ngl.
* Black soul is pretty weird ngl. You only get to move a little bit. Then your soul turns gray and you can’t move anymore. BUT, you’re also invulnerable when your soul’s gray (Credits to Quantis for the idea).
* Pink soul is kinda cool. You gotta get to an "end point," for the attack to end (Credits to Quantis for the idea).

### High as Hell

The dude’s so high that he doesn’t feel shit. This also makes him pretend to pass out sometimes and then just slap you silly when you’re back is turned. To add onto this, he’s so high that he doesn’t need a mind to function due to him being “baked into the 69th dimension.”

### R/CursedWeapons

Holy Shit, HAM has a whip that is literally a fucking spine.

### Crackhead Aura

HAM could blow puffs of smoke that boost his power and turn him into some sort of shadowy thingy. This same smoke can also coat the battlefield in a red smoke that’ll instantly bake the opponent into the 69th dimension,

### AHHHHHHHHH

A scream that lets HAM summon genocidal lunatics? What the fuck?

### Yer makin me mad!

HAM could blow a massive ass laser beam from his purple cigar. Yay, another laser attack. How original.

### WAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87?!

So if HAM bites his opponent’s corpse, he gets their powers.

### Bloodshot eyes

If anyone looks into the eyes of HAM in his W.U.R.M. form then they begin to foam from the mouth cause "they can’t handle the 69th dimension.”

### BOO!

Wow this is weird ability. Apparently HAM could smoke peoples’ fears into existence in his W.U.R.M. form.

### Chadly presence

When in his DRUG-LORD form, HAM is as hot as the fucking sun...literally.

### The Omni-Joint

HAM's big, purple cigar is bigger now and he now uses to slap the shit out of people. He also uses this to use the smoke related attacks in his previous forms.

### **H.E.R.O.I.N.**

The final attack of HAM that he can only use when he gets his hand on a smash ball. This is literally just a big laser that kills everything lmao. And if it doesn't kill you, you just become high as fuck.
## Relationships

### Harrus

Harrus is the brother of Jasús. For the longest time, Harrus was Jasús's only friend. This never changed when both of them were "transferred" to Betatale. In fact, Harrus was the only one Jasús talked to about stuff. After Jasús became HAM and Harrus became OP!Sans, HAM just threw their friendship into irrelevancy. When he became DEENUTZ, he managed to patch up their friendship and become homies again.

### Emptiness Queen

The deadbeat mother of Jasús. She never really gave a shit about him. Jasús always wanted to meet her but never got the chance cause she cared more about experiments. He finally got to meet her in Season 2, but was disappointed. I mean, I would be too if I found out my mom was a bitch who cared more about her experiments than her own kids.

### Adam Sandler

The adoptive brother of Jasús. Adam usually stuck up for Jasús and was a good friend to him. After becoming HAM however, this friendship was thrown out the window and HAM hated Adam Sandler. Once HAM turned into DEENUTZ though, this relationship was restored.

### Billy Mays / Errrrrr404

The adoptive brother of Jasús. The two got along well for the most part when Jasús wasn't an eldritch stoner. They didn’t really do much together though and kinda just both tagged along with Adam Sandler. After Jasús became HAM and Billy became Errrrr404, the two hated each other with a passion. But HAM eventually became DEENUTZ and they became better friends after that. In fact, DEENUTZ tagged along with Billy during Season 3 when the others stayed behind to clean up Betatale after Space Mommy left it in a horrible state.

### Dekios / Papaya182

Dekios was the adoptive brother/ caretaker of Harrus and Jasús. Dekios tried to be a pal to Jasús, but Jasús kept pushing him away. After Jasús became HAM and Dekios became Papaya182, Dekios hated HAM for how stupid he was as a concept and how convenient things were for him plot wise. Papaya eventually became a friend to Jasús after he became DEENUTZ.

### The Space Mommy

The adoptive mother of Jasús. Jasús (and literally everyone else) haters her. Even the authors hate her. He hates her even more because of the abuse he had to endure from her. So when he became HAM, he killed her first. When Betatale was restored and he was DEENUTZ, he somehow managed to forgive Space Mommy, yet couldn't form a stable relationship with her cause she's a mentally deranged bitch.

### Discord Mod

A lackey for HAM. He's kinda just a useless grunt to HAM, nothing special.

### Beta!Betty

One of HAM’s lackeys. She took up a relationship with him, seeing a nice way to profit from it. And that she did, she got the big bucks then dipped after HAM got his ass handed to him in the temple of Gad. HAM resents her, yet never had the time to ever confront her because I don’t feel like having this be a character in the plot anymore.

### Jerma

Jerma's just his pal. He sees Jerma as an “equal” to him when in reality, that’s only how it is in the work environment between the two.

### Azathoth

That's his boss. Azathoth kinda just treats him like a pawn. HAM tries to treat him like a pal but Azathoth's too snarky for that.

### Ink

Ink is just another pal/ lackey for HAM. HAM's constantly trying to make Ink not be a creep.

### Malg

Malg is the remnants of Betatale that were smoked into sentience by HAM. Malg is very devoted and loyal to HAM, and HAM treats it like a dog.

## Trivia

* Jasús’s favorite drug is meth.
* The wisps don’t really speak...they just scream. HAM understands this somehow.
* HAM is actually one of the strongest characters in the Betaverse. He’s just too stupid and high to even know how to use his true potential.
* HAM has a very heavy Australian accent.
* HAM has an Oddish, a Muk, a Drapion, a Weezing, and a Naganadel
* D2 can use all of the abilities he previously had, they just don't make him baked anymore though cause he's now immune to the effects of narcotics.