If I Didn't Have You

***If I Didn't Have You*** is the song from the Warner Bros. 1998 animated film Quest for Camelot. It was sung by the film's two-headed tritagonists Devon and Cornwall voiced by Eric Idle and Don Rickles. The song was written by Carole Bayer Sager and David Foster.

The sung is sung by Magma and Lava in

## Lyrics

### Original

Cornwall: *I'd be rockin' with the Dinos*
*Swingin' with the Rhinos*
*I could dragonize this cave in a minute!*
*Cornwall! They would sing cuz I would be the dragon king*
*I would love this world without you in it!*

*If I Didn't Have you!*

Devon: *If You Didn't Have Me?!*

Cornwall: *If I Didn't Have You!*

Devon: *Oh How about If I Didn't Have You, huh?*

Both: *Oh what I could be if there was only me*
*oh what I'd do if I didn't have you!*

[speech]
Kayley: Stop bickering and get your act together!

Devon: Act? Did someone say act? I can act!

*If only I had separate parts*
*my career would be the art*
*I'd be the star of Camelot*

*you'd be the half that the whole world forgot!*

*If I Didn't Have You!*

Cornwall: *I should be so lucky!*

Devon: *If I Didn't Have You!*

Cornwall: *Oh Wait! You'll be dead!*

Both: *Oh what I could be if there was only me*
*oh what I'd do if I didn't have you!*
*Oh what I'd do If I Didn't have you!*

Devon: *Trapped! Oh! Trapped!*

Cornwall: *Stuck here with you for 500 Years!!*

Devon: *Oh dear, it's learned to count*

Cornwall: *if you had gotten me a good lawyer*
*I would've split 400 years ago!*
Devon: *Now listen here pal, i didn't come here to be insulted!*
Cornwall: *Oh? where do you usually go?*

Devon: *I'd be a fire breathing lizard!*
Cornwall: *I'd be one high flying wizard!*
Devon: *you'd be nothing without me!*
*You'd be extinct!!*
*you'd cease to be*
Cornwall: *I'm so tired of you nagging!*
Devon: *And I'm so tired of your bragging!*
Cornwall: *Ha ha without me you'd have no brain!*
Both: *With wish to think!*

Cornwall: *I'd be rockin' with the Dinos*
*Swingin' with the Rhinos*
*I could dragonize this cave in a minute!*
*Cornwall! They would sing cuz I would be the dragon king*
*I would love this world without you in it!*

Devon: [overlapping with Cornwall's half] *If only I had separate parts*
*my career would be the art*
*I'd be the star of Camelot*
*I would love this world without you in it!*

Both: *If i didn't have you!*
Chorus: *If i didn't have you!*
Both: *If i didn't have you!*
Chorus: *If i didn't have you!*
*Yeah! Yeah, Yeah!*
Devon: *This way let me lead!*
Chorus: *Yeah! Yeah, Yeah!*
Cornwall: *No this way twinkle toes!*

Both: *life could be so sweat, if these were both my feet!*
*What I'd do if I didn't have you!*

Cornwall: *I got you babe!*

Both: *Oh what I'd do if I didn't have yooooou!*

Both: [impersonating Elvis Presley] *hey! Oh if I didn't!*
*Oh if I didn't, have yoooou!*
*Thank you very much!*
*thank you very much ladies and gentlemen!*
Devon: [in Elvis's voice] *Devon's left the building*
Cornwall: [in Elvis's voice] *you've sang before have you?*

### Magma and Lava's version

Lava: I'd be rockin' with the Dinos
Swingin' with the Rhinos
I could dragonize this cave in a minute!
Lava! They would sing cuz I would be the dragon king
I would love this world without you in it!

If I Didn't Have you!

Magma: If You Didn't Have *Me*?!

Lava: If I Didn't Have You!

Magma: Oh How about If *I* Didn't Have *You*, huh?

Both: Oh what I could be if there was only me
oh what I'd do if I didn't have you!

[speech]
Phoebe: Stop bickering and get your act together!

Magma: Act? Did someone say act? *I* can act!

If only I had separate parts
my career would be the art
I'd be the star of Canterlot,

you'd be the half that the whole world forgot!

If I Didn't Have You!

Lava: I should be so lucky!

Magma: If I Didn't Have You!

Laval: Oh Wait! You'll be dead!

Both: Oh what I could be if there was only me
oh what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Oh what I'd do If I Didn't have you!

Magma: Trapped! Oh! Trapped!

Lava: Stuck here with you for 30 Years!!

Magma: Oh dear, it's learned to count

Lava: if you had gotten me a good lawyer
I would've split 20 years ago!

Magma: Now listen here pal, i didn't come here to be insulted!

Lava: Oh? where do you usually go?

Magma: I'd be a fire breathing lizard!

Lava: I'd be one high flying wizard!

Magma: you'd be nothing without me!
You'd be extinct!!
you'd cease to be

Lava: I'm so tired of you nagging!

Magma: And I'm so tired of your bragging!

Lava: Ha ha without me you'd have no brain!

Both: With wish to think!

Lava: I'd be rockin' with the Dinos
Swingin' with the Rhinos
I could dragonize this cave in a minute!
Lava! They would sing cuz I would be the dragon king
I would love this world without you in it!

Magma: [overlapping with Lava's half] If only I had separate parts
my career would be the art
I'd be the star of Equestria
I would love this world without you in it!

Both: If i didn't have you!

Chorus: If i didn't have you!

Both: If i didn't have you!

Chorus: If i didn't have you!
Yeah! Yeah, Yeah!

Magma: This way, let *me* lead!

Chorus: Yeah! Yeah, Yeah!

Lava: No, *this way* twinkle toes!

Both: life could be so sweat, if these were both my feet!
What I'd do if I didn't have you!

Lava: I got you babe!

Both: Oh what I'd do if I didn't have yooooou!

Both: [impersonating Elvis Presley] hey! Oh if I didn't!
Oh if I didn't, have yoooou!
Thank you very much!
thank you very much ladies and gentlemen!

Magma: [in Elvis's voice] Magma's left the building

Lava: [in Elvis's voice] you've sang before have you?