Laser Spike: Gas Station 101

## Chapter 1: Normal Quick Trip

Laser Spike: Welcome guys! lets get some snacks and play mario kart!

Blue: Alright i'll grab the controllers!

Eric Cartman: And i'll grab the disc

Crippling Deppresion Book; And i'll get the snacks WORD

Red: That was cringe as heck Crippling Deppresion Book

Crippling Deppresion Book: L+Ratio+ You don't know real humor

Fry Guy: Wait guys! we don't have snacks!

Stan Marsh: Don't worry dude! theres this thing called gas stations!

Fry Guy: Lets go!

\*Meanwhile at the gas station\*

Kyle Broflovski: Let's get the epic gamer chips, Doritos!

Kenny McCormick \*Muffled\*: Hell yeah dude!

Bill Jensen: I'll get some water just for the sake of jesus christ!

SMG4: Do the thug shaker chris griffin!

Bill Jensen: SHUT UP!!!!

Hologram: I'll go get some mtn dew just to add to kyle's gamer doritos!

Crossword: Wait? where's the cashier?

Blue: Whatever, lets just go home and not care

Eric Cartman: Wait! gas station door is locked!

Laser spike: I'll get the foods and drinks at a different gas station

Crippling Deppresion Book: No seriously, the door is actually locked like you can't get out

Red: Lets try other doors

Fry Guy: I did, but all are locked! not even the vents can save us!

???:hello there

Stan Marsh: Huh?

## Chapter 2: Preparing For the worse

???: We just want to fix you...

Kyle Broflovski: Who are you?

???: You will see such pretty things

Kenny McCormick: \*Muffled\* Who the hell are you?

Bill Jensen: You are very sinful!

\*All fall into the floor tiles\*

Laser spike: oh come on!

\*All land into a maze\*

SMG4: Where are we? what is this place?

Bill Jensen: Judging by how its laid out, it looks like some sort of maze

Hologram: Lets follow eachother, to lead us the way out

Crossword: 1,2,3

\*All say not going with blue being the last\*

Blue: Dang it!

Eric Cartman: Alright bluey, lead us the way!

Blue: Don't call me that jabba the hutt

Eric Cartman: DON'T CALL ME JTH YOU STUPID BLUE HAIRED LOSER

Blue: Whatever

\*Meanwhile in the middle of the maze\*

Laser spike: Haha!

\*laser spike bashes through another wall\*

Kyle Broflovski: Holy crap dude! are you ok!

Laser spike: yes I bashed through 20 walls already

Kyle Broflovski: Lets just continue!

Kenny McCormick: \*Muffled\* hey guys i found an exit!

Bill Jensen: Awesome lets go!

\*All go to the exit\*

Laser spike: great a dungeon

## Chapter 3: Dungeon of death

SMG4: Who is going to pull down the drawbridge

Bill Jensen: I'll try!

\*BJ Tries to pull it down but fails\*

Bill Jensen: We need more people to help me!

Hologram: Of course you can't do it chris griffin

Bill Jensen: MY NAME IS NOT CHRIS GRIFFIN!!!!!!!!!

Blue: Lets go and help!

\*All go on the opposite side on were bill is\*

Laser spike: PULL!

\*all pulls up BJ\*

Blue: Alright! now the drawbridge is down, now we can go!

\*All go in the dungeon\*

Laser spike:look at what I found!

Kyle Broflovski: What did you find?

Laser spike: another potion shop

Fry Guy: You remember what happened the last time right?

Laser spike: yes

Laser spike: but what does this one do?

Kenny McCromick: Lets try!

\*All drink the potions\*

Bill Jensen: Yuck! this one sucks!, IT TASTES LIKE PLASTIC AND MEDICINE

SMG4: Well i'm starting to feel funny!

## Chapter 4: Totally Potions!

Laser spike: Mom, where are you?

\*a latias ghost takes laser spike with it\*

Hologram: Holy crap! what is that!

Bill Jensen: I don't know but we need to get him!

Blue: Good thinking chris griffin!

Bill Jensen: MY NAME IS NOT CHRIS GRIFFIN!!!!!!!

Laser spike: why am I flying?

Kyle Broflovski: Dude! he's flying!

Fry Guy: Don't worry i can handle this!

\*Fry Guy flies up and saves Laser Spike

Laser spike: wait how are you able to fly?

\*both fall\*

Fry Guy: I secretly have a cape!

SMG4: Dude that was totaly sick

Hologram: I couldn't agree less

Bill Jensen: Yeah i loved every single second of that!

Crippling Deppresion Book: Chris Griffin Thug Shaker

Bill Jensen: AHHHHHH STOP!!!!!!!!

Laser spike: ok, william jensen!

Bill Jensen: SHUT UPPPP!!!!!!!!! MY NAME IS NEITHER CHRIS NOR MY NAME IS WILLIAM!!

Red: Do thug shaker!

Bill Jensen: SHUTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fry Guy: Can we go now?

## Chapter 5: Seeing Daylight

Laser spike: what was that ghost?

Stan Marsh: Maybe the ghost of the thing that grabbed you?

Fry Guy: Yeah, after all, i was the one who killed it and saved you!

Laser spike: what did it want from me?

Kyle Broflovski: We had no idea, But hey your safe now!

Kenny McCormick \*Muffled\*: Yeah so you don't have to worry abou-

\*Kenny dies\*

Stan Marsh: Oh my god they killed kenny!

Kyle Broflovski: You Bastards!

Eric Cartman: WAAAAAAAA MY MOTHER WALKS DOWN THE ROAD WITH ONE SHOE!! \*SNIFF x2\* AND IF YOU ASK HER IF SHE LOST ONE SHE WOULD SAY NO I FOUND ONE!!!!!

Laser Spike: What the hell

The end