Star Wars: Tales of the Future

* Taking place 2 millennia after the death of Darth Valhalla
* The Dark Side has consumed most of the universe, with tyranny and fear
* The Jedi are once again on the run
* 7:39User909Bob, the Frogman (the same species as the Loveland Frog), goes getting some water at the well
* 7:39Hiddenlich
* A large shadow is cast over him
* 7:39User909Bob: ...croak?
* 7:40HiddenlichA retrospect cruiser of the Sith Empire is in the sky
* 7:41User909Bob runs to his house and blocks the door by placing a chair in front of it
* 7:41HiddenlichFrogman: RIBBET! RIB-
* 7:41User909His house was a small shack
* 7:41Hiddenlich
* A Frogman is sliced in half by a lightsaber
* 7:41Finn168719Finn was seen sitting in the ground with a shotgun
* Finn: Man, those goggles are unconfortable.
* 7:41User909Bob hides inside his wardrobe
* 7:41Hiddenlich
* Finn the Fifteenth
* 7:41User909Although it was the only furniture at the house
* 7:42Hiddenlich
* The forest was being massacred of all Frogmen
* 7:42Finn168719Finn starts wiping his old sniper rifle with a towel
* Finn appears to be wearing this outfit
* Finn: And i'm just wiping my old sniper rifle, where my ancestor's wife carries....
* 7:44User909Bob is alarmed and prays for whatever god he believes to help him
* 7:44Hiddenlich
* A Pau'an shoves his lightsaber through the shack door
* 7:44Finn168719Finn grabs a mirror and shows his reflection, which he has yellow eyes
* Finn: Blonde hair, yellow eyes...
* 7:45User909Bob shivers
* 7:45Finn168719Finn: And without a hat...
* 7:45Hiddenlich
* The lightsaber was a guard shoto variant
* The Pau'an cuts down the door
* 7:46User909Bob tries his best to keep silent
* 7:46HiddenlichPau'an Sith: Fear. A common theme in this third class ecosystem
* 7:47Finn168719Finn gets up from the ground and starts walking until he sees a small shack
* 7:47HiddenlichPau'an Sith: I know your in here
* You're
* 7:47User909Bob does not answer, but his shivering can be heard
* 7:48HiddenlichPau'an Sith: The afterlife has plenty of drinking water.
* Pau'an Sith: You just need me to grant you access to it
* 7:48User909Bob prays some more
* 7:48Finn168719Finn: \*thinking\* What is that shack?
* 7:49HiddenlichThe Pau'an looks at the wardrobe
* Pau'an Sith: Your heart rate just escalated
* 7:50Finn168719Finn: Why did i hear some talking in that shack?
* 7:50User909Bob gets on his knees and begs for mercy
* 7:50HiddenlichPau'an Sith: Do you actually think you can hide from a Sith Warrior?
* The Pau'an Sith opens the wardrobe
* 7:50Finn168719Finn enters the shack
* 7:50User909Bob: Please! I have a wife and children to take care of! They're...somewhere.
* Bob: I'll do anything!
* 7:51HiddenlichPau'an Sith: Blame your politicians for not wanting to join us
* 7:51Finn168719Finn: Why terrorizing a person?
* 7:51Hiddenlich
* The Pau'an raises his saber, and is about to strike the citizen
* 7:51Finn168719Finn aims the shotgun at the Pau'an and shoots
* Which is a typical slugthrower
* 7:52HiddenlichPau'an Sith: ...
* 7:52User909Bob takes advantage of Pau'an's distraction and runs away
* 7:52Hiddenlich
* The sith dies
* 7:52User909Bob to Finn: T-T-Thank you so much!
* 7:52Finn168719Finn: Your welcome.
* Finn cocks his shotgun
* 7:53User909Bob inspects the lightsaber with curiosity
* 7:53Finn168719Finn puts away his shotgun
* Finn: What was that thing?
* Finn looks at the lightsaber
* 7:54User909Bob: Fire Sword
* 7:54Finn168719Finn: A Fire sword... Can it burn stuff down?
* 7:54User909Bob tries to activate it
* 7:55Finn168719Finn backs away to avoid injury
* 7:56Hiddenlich
* The red blade glows
* 7:56User909Bob is amazed by it
* 7:56Hiddenlich
* A lightsaber ignites from the outside
* 7:58User909Bob tries to deactivate the lightsaber
* 7:59HiddenlichSith: GIO!
* The Sith force throws Finn into a wall
* 8:00Finn168719Finn: Ow!
* Finn's back started feeling sore
* 8:00User909Bob activates the lightsaber and throws it at the Sith like a dagger
* 8:00Hiddenlich
* The Sith is sliced in half
* 8:01User909Bob: Lucky hit!
* Bob gets his lightsaber and hands the Sith's lightsaber to Finn
* 8:01Finn168719Finn: That doesn't seem to be a fire sword at all.
* Finn grabs the lightsaber
* 8:01Hiddenlich
* Look at the away status for Beck
* 8:02Finn168719I see....
* 8:02User909Metal
* 8:02Hiddenlich
* More Sith are coming
* 8:03User909Bob runs away and tries to hide at the forest
* 8:03Finn168719Finn follows Bob
* 8:05Hiddenlich
* They approach a smuggler freighter near the pond
* 8:05Beckitten27sorry, i've been looking in occasionally and that's it\
* 8:06Finn168719Finn puts the lightsaber into his pouch
* 8:06User909Bob doesn't even know how to drive it and loooks confused
* 8:06Finn168719Finn: I think i know how to drive it.
* Finn enters the smuggler freighter
* 8:07User909Bob enters it too
* 8:08Hiddenlich
* The Sith are only 500 meters away
* 8:08Finn168719Finn starts piloting the freighter
* 8:12Hiddenlich
* The freighter takes off
* Sith Acolyte: They killed Gio and Sen!
* 8:13User909Bob looks at the forest and at his frogmen friends being slaughtered
* 8:15Hiddenlich
* 3 hours later, on the Sith controlled planet of Naboo
* Sith time >:)
* 8:16User909k
* 8:17HiddenlichPablo Grudon: Darth Anguillis, you wanted to see me?
* Darth Anguillis: The Dark Lord is not pleased by your actions, Pablo Grudon.
* Pablo Grudon: ?
* Who will play as the Dark Lord of the Sith?
* 8:18User909How does he act?
* 8:19HiddenlichHe is the leader of the Sith, and ultimate user of the Dark Side of the force
* http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Dark\_side\_powers
* Sith lords have the title of Darth
* They are very deceiving, and are not afraid to show negative emotions
* 8:22User909Darth Chormungnus: I'm very angry now about...that
* Beckitten27 has left Daigee Central.
* 8:24HiddenlichPablo Grudon: My lord, Gio and Sen were my best pupils! There is no way they could have been killed that easily
* 8:24User909Darth Chormungnus: Who killed them?
* 8:24HiddenlichPablo Grudon: According to an acolyte, they were killed by a smuggler with projectile weaponry... and a frogman that got hold of a lightsaber
* 8:25User909Darth Chormungnus: A FROGMAN?!
* Darth Chormungnus: HOW COULD THIS BE?!
* 8:25HiddenlichPablo Grudon: I wasn't there!
* Darth Anguillis: Ooh... that's a big mistake
* 8:27User909Darth Chormungnus: I want that frogman in special DEAD and his head IN MY DARTH HANDS!
* 8:27Finn168719Darth Yoshius: I wanted to kill that smuggler.
* 8:27User909Darth Chormungnus: And that smuggler too, of course!
* 8:27Finn168719Dark Yoshius: And explain how the Smuggler looks like.
* 8:27HiddenlichPablo Grudon: \*Gulps\* Yes my lord...
* Pablo Grudon: Yellow eyed, yellow haired, shotgun, jacket
* Pablo Grudon: Very primitive looking
* 8:28Finn168719Pablo Grudon also notices that he has a red bandana
* about the Smuggler
* 8:29HiddenlichPablo Grudon: Oh! One last thing, he had a red bandana! Typical for scoundrels
* 8:29Finn168719Dark Yoshius: I think the smuggler seems familiar to me before i became a Sith...
* 8:30HiddenlichDarth Anguillis: Do not fail us again, Pablo Grudon. Or else you will feel the true wrath of the dark side.
* Pablo Grudon: \*Anxious\* I won't! I won't!
* 8:30User909Darth Chormungnus: And you better bring that Frogman to me!
* 8:31Hiddenlich
* Pablo Grudon bows, and speed walks out of the chamber
* Darth Anguillis: I shall send the Templars to watch him, my master.
* 8:32Finn168719Dark Yoshius: The Smuggler appears to remind me of my childhood enemy because of the yellow hair, and the yellow eyes...
* 8:32HiddenlichDarth Anguillis: Enough! You must not let past relationships cloud your thoughts!
* Darth Anguillis: The smuggler shall die, regardless of whether he was a friend of yours, or not.
* 8:33User909Darth Chormungnus: Yoshius, do you know his name?
* 8:33Finn168719Dark Yoshius: His name is Finn...
* 8:34User909Darth Chormungnus: Now we know his name and description!
* 8:34Hiddenlich
* Back to the freighter, which is now within the mid-rim territories
* Finn168719Finn: Hmmm... I wonder what to do today, maybe get some crew members.
* 8:38User909Bob: I need a drink!
* 8:39Finn168719Finn grabs the ale from the refrigerator
* 8:40User909Bob drinks it all very quickly
* Bob: More!
* 8:40Finn168719Finn grabs 2 ale from the refrigerator
* Finn gives two of them to Bob
* 8:40User909Bob drinks the two in few seconds. He doesn't show signs of being drunk
* 8:40Finn168719Finn goes to his room to watch Spaceballs
* 8:41HiddenlichThey are on approach to the planet of Malastare
* 8:43User909Bob checks what kind of fuel the vehicle is powered by
* 8:45Finn168719Finn grabs the 9mm pistol from his cabinet and puts it into his pocket
* 8:46Hiddenlich
* The freighter is being powered by rhydonium, a very volatile fuel
* 8:47User909Bob: ...Not fun
* 8:48HiddenlichShip Computer: Alert! Entering gravitational pull of planet Malastare
* 8:49Finn168719Finn goes to the seat from the ship
* 8:50User909Bob: What does that mean?
* 8:50Hiddenlich
* Bob sees a city down below
* 8:51User909Bob: Ohhhh
* 8:53Finn168719Finn: I could just hire some crew members...
* 9:00Hiddenlich
* The freighter lands on a free landing platform
* 9:02User909Bob: ?
* 9:02Finn168719Finn gets out of the freighter
* 9:03User909Bob grabs his lightsaber and follows Finn
* 9:03Finn168719Finn starts looking to hire a new crew mate
* 9:04User909Bob wanders around
* 9:05HiddenlichMost of Malastare's inhabitants are Dug
* 9:05User909Bob: Is there a bar around?
* 9:07HiddenlichRuchak: \*Overhearing the question\* There is Robulba's Bar just over there
* 9:07User909Bob: Thanks!
* Bob walks to the bar
* 9:08Finn168719Finn: I will need some crew members to join in my adventures...
* 9:08User909Bob to the Bartender: How many drinks can i buy with this sword? \*shows lightsaber\*
* 9:11HiddenlichRobulba: ...
* Robulba: We don't serve your kind, Sith
* Robulba goes to attend another patron
* 9:12User909Bob: But...but
* 9:12Finn168719Finn appears in the bar
* 9:12Hiddenlich
* The patrons of the bar are staring at Bob, in anger
* Tacheko: You may control Malastare, but you cannot control whether we serve you or not!
* 9:14Finn168719Finn: Um, i killed two Siths before.
* Finn: Oh wait, i killed 1.
* 9:14User909Bob: This bar smells Ewok balls! I'm out!
* Bob leaves the bar in anger
* 9:15Finn168719Finn: Hello there, you may call me the Sith Slayer because i killed 1 Sith with a slug thrower.
* 9:15HiddenlichRobulba: \*To Finn\* You better scram too. Sith are bad, but Sith Hunters are worse.
* 9:15Finn168719Finn: Not if i blast your brains out with my 9mm pistol. \*points at Robulba\*
* Finn: Threaten me and i'll pull the trigger...
* Finn puts his 9mm pistol away and walks away
* 9:18User909Bob searches the Freighter for a gun
* 9:19Hiddenlich
* People are staring at Finn with concern
* 9:19User909Bob finds another 9mm pistol
* Bob enters the bar again and points the pistol at the bartender Bob: GIVE ME ALL THE ALCOHOL YOU HAVE!
* 9:20HiddenlichRobulba: \*Chews gum\* A Sith using a gun. Now that is unprecedented.
* Robulba stares at Bob, with plain eyes
* 9:20Finn168719Finn enters the bar and shoots Robulba in the forehead
* 9:21Hiddenlich
* The patrons scream
* 9:21Finn168719Finn leaves the bar
* 9:21Hiddenlich
* Dug riot patrol officers appear with shock staffs
* 9:22User909Bob takes advantage of the panic and grabs a bunch of beer bottles
* 9:22HiddenlichDug Riot Patrol Officer: STOP!
* 9:23Finn168719Finn starts blending in
* 9:23User909Bob jumps towards the exit and barfs at the Patrol Officer's face. The vomit was somewhat acid. Not to the point of melting the skin, though
* It was some sort of self-defense mechanism.
* 9:25Finn168719Finn continues blending in with the crowd
* 9:25Hiddenlich
* Another Patrol officer pokes Bob with a shock staff
* 9:26User909Bob drops on the floor hurt. He plays dead.
* 9:27HiddenlichDug Riot Patrol Officer 2: Let's drop the corpse off the edge of the cargo yards!
* 9:27User909Bob continues to play dead
* 9:28Hiddenlich
* The Riot Patrol Officers carry the body to the other side of the city
* After about 20 minutes of walking, they reach the cargo yards
* 9:30User909Bob: ...
* 9:30Finn1687193 Ottsels appeared at the cargo yards armed with hunting rifles
* 9:31HiddenlichPetcheko holds the body over the barriers of the cargo yard edge
* Petcheko: This is what you call a Sith! One that dies in fire!
* The Dug Riot Patroll Officers cheer
* 9:32Finn168719Five Ottsels showed up to grab Bob's "corpse" due to height
* 9:33User909Bob: You have angered the dark Sith and now you must suffer the my wrath!
* 9:33HiddenlichPetcheko: What?
* Petcheko: Your still alive
* You're
* Petceko: How?
* Petcheko
* 9:33User909Bob: I am the embodiement of darkness itself! Didn't expect me to come in such a mundane form?!
* 9:34Hiddenlich
* Petcheko laughs, but the other Riot Control Officers back away from the barriers
* Patrol
* 9:34Finn168719The Ottsels also laugh
* 9:34HiddenlichPetcheko: Huh?
* Petcheko looks at the Ottsels below
* Petcheko: How did they know...
* 9:35User909Bob: Those are my loyal servants! We are hive-mind!
* 9:36HiddenlichPetcheko: I want proof, Frogman.
* 9:36User909Bob: How else would i be carrying around a lightsaber?
* 9:37HiddenlichPetcheko: Use your magic
* 9:37Finn168719The Ottsels puts Bob down as they are Bob's servants
* 9:37HiddenlichPetcheko: Hey!
* 9:37User909(Bob is just faking it)
* 9:37Hiddenlich
* Bob is free from Petcheko's grasp
* User909Bob barfs at Petcheko's face
* 9:39HiddenlichPetcheko: ...
* 9:39User909The barf started to sting
* 9:40HiddenlichPetcheko: \*Enraged\* GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
* Petcheko is trying to get the acid off of his face
* 9:40Finn168719The Ottsels started hitting Petcheko with a small baseball bat
* 9:40User909Bob grabs the shock staff and hits Petcheko at the neck
* HiddenlichPetcheko is overwhelmed by the group and becomes unconscious
* A Dug approaches Finn
* 4:57Finn168719The Ottsels walk away
* Finn: Who the heck are you?
* 4:57User909Bob searches Petcheko's body trying to find something interesting
* 4:58HiddenlichDug: I heard you were recruiting crew members, and I would like to inquire more about it
* Dug: My name is Trordux Nboudud.
* 4:58Finn168719Finn: Hello there.
* Finn: My name is Finn Mertens, who was appparently the descendent of a person who had multiple clones of himself.
* 4:59HiddenlichTrordux Nboudud: So, what a crew member do on your ship?
* 4:59User909Bob grabs the shock staff and heads towards the city
* 5:00Finn168719Finn: They should be experienced in combat.
* 5:01User909Bob goes back to the bar with the shock staff and grabs the bag full of beer
* 5:02HiddenlichTrordux Nboudud: I have been trained in combat
* Trordux Nboudud: In the wilderness of the Iotagado region
* 5:02User909Bob looks around the city
* He recovers his gun
* 5:04Finn168719Finn: I killed a Sith once.... With a shotgun.
* 5:04User909Bob finds his lightsaber
* 5:10HiddenlichTrordux Nboudud: Hmm
* Trordux Nboudud: I am interested in working aboard your ship
* 5:11User909Bob goes around robbing some stores to sustain his alcohol addiction, despite the 12 bottles of beer he is carrying
* 5:13Hiddenlich
* Dug Gunships appear and deploy heavily armed Shocktroopers
* 5:13User909Bob hires Ewok 2 hobos and makes a gang
* 2 Ewok
* 5:17Hiddenlich
* The shock troopers approach a closed liquor store that hasn't been robbed yet
* 5:18User909Bob and his gang notice the troopers and hide in an alley
* 5:18Finn168719A Group of Ottsels decided to join Bob's gang
* 5:19User909Bob accepts them.
* Bob sends his gang to get more money and beer. He gives his gun to one of the Ottsels
* 5:21Hiddenlich
* There are only two alcoholic beverage store dealers left in the city
* The others were robbed
* 5:21User909The gang comes back with 8 bottles of beer/vodka/whatever and some money
* Bob: ...we need to find another planet to rob.
* 5:22Finn168719Finn: Hmmm.... What was the government...
* 5:23User909Bob: Does any of you know how to pilot a ship. Ewok: ...i was a pilot. I remember the basics
* Ewok 2: I RODE MY STARTSHIP TO THE REPTILIAN GALAXY AND DEFEATED THE EVIL VARGHRALAX EMPIRE AND SAVED THE UNIVERSE!
* Bob checks the amount of fuel on the Smuggler Freighter
* 5:27HiddenlichTrordux Nboudud: Do I have the job?
* 5:28User909Bob: ... Ewok: I'm pretty sure it's enough
* Bob and his gang enter the Smuggler Freighter and the Ewok pilot hobo takes control of the ship
* 5:28Finn168719Finn: I'll just work alone for now.
* 5:30User909The Freighter takes off and the gang tries to find another civilized planet
* 5:30Finn168719The Freighter encounters a Star Destroyer
* 5:31User909The Freighter tries to avoid the Star Destroyer and goes away
* 5:32Hiddenlich
* They left Finn behind...
* 5:32Finn168719Now, Finn would have to steal a space craft
* 5:33User909The Freighter quickly lands on a nearby planet. It was luckily civilized and inhabited by snake people.
* 5:34Finn168719Solid Snakes, and Snapes are inhabitating the planet
* 5:35User909The snakes just happened to be a bunch of drunkards. The gang recruits 5 more members and leads more robberies
* 5:37Hiddenlich
* There is no rule of law on the planet, so these crimes go undetected
* 5:38User909The gang starts growing fast and soon has over 50 members. Only half of them are sober thou
* though
* 5:40HiddenlichI need to go
* 5:40Finn168719The ottsels decides to steal weapons for their gang members to raid the stores more effectively
* Hiddenlich\*Bob's crime syndicate grows very quickly, and has about 1000 members within an hour
* 9:40User909Bob: Oh boy! I now control this world's biggest booze empire!
* 9:41HiddenlichManny the Snake: BOOZE IS THE LAW! IT IS THE GOD. WE ARE THE MASTERS.
* 9:41User909Bob: Hmmm...that gave me an idea
* Because of his large influence over the local drunkards, Bob establishes a new local government with a fully-fledged government system named "Booozecracy"
* 9:43Finn168719A group of strange gas mask people with dark armor and glowing orange eyes armed with assault rifles are seen
* 9:43HiddenlichThis group are the Helghast Guardians of the Holy Booze Trade
* 9:44User909Several drunkards go meet the group