Rowleys poo collection

37.Rowley Jefferson had always been a collector. From the moment he could walk, he had been gathering up anything and everything that caught his eye. As he grew older, his collections grew more specific and sometimes even bizarre. But nothing had ever been quite as strange as his latest obsession: collecting poo. It all started innocently enough. Rowley was outside playing with his friends one day when he saw a dog shit on the sidewalk. Instead of being disgusted like most people, Rowley was fascinated. He picked up the poo and examined it closely, marveling at its texture and color. From that moment on, he was hooked. At first, Rowley only collected the poo of animals he found in his backyard. He had a jar filled with worms, beetles, and even a few slugs. But soon he had exhausted his local supply and was forced to look elsewhere. He began by asking his family and friends if they had any poo they could spare. Some of them laughed and refused, while others looked at him in disgust and walked away. But there were a few who were willing to humor Rowley's strange hobby and gave him a small sample of their own stool. Word quickly spread throughout the town of Rowley's peculiar hobby, and he soon became known as "the poo collector." People would go out of their way to find the most unusual and unique poo possible, just to see if they could add it to Rowley's collection. He had poo from dogs, cats, rabbits,angels and even a few wild animals that had wandered into town. But Rowley's appetite for poo was insatiable. He wanted more and more, and he was determined to get his hands on the poo of some famous people. He spent hours researching celebrities and their pets, fantasizing about the day he could add their poo to his collection. One evening, after his dad had tucked him into bed, Rowley snuck out of his room and set off on an adventure. His first stop was the home of Billie Piper, the actress known for her prominent teeth. Rowley had heard rumors that she had a dog, and he was determined to collect its poo. He hid in the bushes outside her house, waiting and watching until the dog finally did its business. Rowley emerged from the bushes, eagerly scooping up the poo and stuffing it into his bag. Next on Rowley's list was the billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk. Rowley had heard that Musk had some exotic pets and he was dying to get his hands on their poo. He staked out Musk's home for hours, waiting for the perfect moment. Finally, he saw Musk emerge from his house and quickly approached him, asking if he could have some of his pet's poo. Musk, looking both confused and disgusted, reluctantly obliged. Rowley's final and arguably most challenging target was Peter Griffin, the cartoon character from the popular TV show Family Guy. Rowley figured that since he couldn't actually meet a fictional character, he would seek out the voice actor who played Peter, a man named Seth MacFarlane. He spent weeks researching MacFarlane's whereabouts and finally found out that he was in town for a convention. Rowley managed to get himself into the convention and waited for MacFarlane to appear. When he finally did, Rowley approached him and asked if he could have some of Peter Griffin's poo. MacFarlane, looking both amused and horrified, handed over a small jar of Peter griffins poo. With his collection complete, Rowley returned home, triumphantly dumping his haul onto his bedroom floor. His dad walked in shortly after and immediately fainted from the overwhelming stench. When he came to, he demanded that Rowley get rid of the poo immediately. Rowley protested, but his mum agreed with his dad and told him it was time to find a new hobby. At first, Rowley was heartbroken. He had spent so much time and energy collecting poo, and he didn't know how to give it up. But eventually, he realized that there were plenty of other things he could collect that wouldn't gross out his parents or make his room smell like a sewer. He started to focus on more conventional collections, like comic books and action figures. But every now and then, he would catch a whiff of something familiar and feel a small pang of longing for his old hobby.