Julian Marcel

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" This shit gets up my butt! "
 — Julian's classic catchphrase.

***Julian Marcel*** is a freelance animator, illustrator, and the sole artist and designer of Wan Wan Games with Ding Dong. Nowadays he and DD choose to maintain a low profile while working on their upcoming games.

**Respect Ding Dong and Julian's privacy, as well as their decision to distance themselves from OneyPlays. Do NOT go out of your way to ask them about the channel. You can enjoy their appearances in OneyStays and older episodes, but don't expect a permanent reappearance, and NEVER bother them about if or when that may happen.**

Julian originally lived in Browntown, a brown town in the continent of Mexico (not to be confused with Browntown from *50 Cent: Blood on the Sand*), but managed to cross the border with his family in the back of a chick truck. He met Ding Dong after he crash-landed in his pool, and gave refuge to the alien in his new apartment. Both bonded over *Mad Panic Coaster*. Ding Dong eventually enlisted Julian for help in building Wan Wan Games, and they are now good 'buds' who work together on various projects. And according to him, is the sole developer behind most games played on the oneyplays channel throughout its lifetime.

## Profile

Julian is an animator who has a great love for all things spooky. Apart from his self-confessed art snobbery, Julian loves to play *Kingdom Hearts* and *The* *Nightmare Before Christmas*, his own personal favorite game of all time. He also likes to watch movies, and both he and Ding Dong enjoy watching “creepy old cartoons” according to Chris. Julian has claimed that he likes to collect VHS tapes as it is one of the few things he gets nostalgic value from. Unfortunately, it is now almost impossible for him and Ding Dong to watch said VHS tapes after he spat milk all over the VCR while they were both sat having milk and cookies together.

Outside of OneyPlays, Julian has laid out his boundaries and expects them to be respected. This includes, but is not limited to, the following:

* He asks fans to consider him as a person with feelings and struggles of his own, rather than merely a funny voice behind a screen. He hopes that other internet personalities, including other OneyPlays guests, will be treated with this level of consideration as well.
* He is averse to the idea of mass exposure and generally wishes to avoid social media. We ask fans of the channel to respect this and refrain from seeking him out.
* He prefers that his private life stays private, his personal interests stay personal, and his confidential details stay confidential. Again, don't try to seek him out and mind your own business.
* While he enjoyed playing games with Ding Dong and Chris on the show, he felt that the label "Let's Player" didn't sit well with him and would rather not be referred to as one.
* He'd rather not let his sexuality be a major defining factor of his person, and he does not particularly enjoy being "shipped" with others.

We also ask that wiki contributors only include information about Julian that was willingly shared on OneyPlays, and to do so with tact and respect.

Aside from this, Julian spends a lot of time working on sprite animation with Ding Dong. Most details of their progress can be found on their Patreon page—go donate to it!—and you can watch him live on Twitch.

## Interests

Mostly large, muscular characters like Tiny Tiger. Julian is an art fanatic who likes to indulge in all things animated. Julian once forced Ding Dong to go see the Illumination Entertainment movie Sing on Christmas Day, which they both remarked to be "fucking awful." This animation obsession is nigh obsessive, and he will often go to see animated movies despite knowing that they will likely not meet his expectations.

Besides animation, he also likes spooky stuff. He always makes sure to say "Happy Halloween everybody!" when he and the boys encounter something spooky in the game they're playing. Not only that, but he also watches *The Nightmare Before Christmas* every year.

## Appearances

* Banjo-Kazooie
* Crash Bandicoot: Cortex Strikes Back
* Final Fantasy VII
* Flanders Killer 7
* Gex
* Inspector Gadget
* Jumping Flash
* Kingdom Hearts
* Luigi's Mansion (Debut)
* Mega Man X
* The Nightmare Before Christmas
* Pokémon Red
* The Polar Express
* Resident Evil 4
* Shenmue
* Super Mario 64
* Super Paper Mario Gold
* Wild Woody
* YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG
* Yoshi's Dead and Loving It!

## Notable Quotes

* "Woah Kunga!"
* "Chris help! It's me, your dad!"
* "The little lady hole is not good!"
* "They still sell me the Ribwich at Carl's Jr.!"
* "I'm a boy give me my toy!"
* "I'd handle Crash's tip."
* "Please take my wife!"
* "Happy Halloween!"
* "Have a boy."
* "Your breath smells like onions."

## Trivia

* Julian lost one of his eyes after falling onto a sapling in the ground.
* Chris once asked Julian why he wasn't a Cam-Boy, to which Julian responded he isn't attractive enough.
	+ Despite this, Chris reassured Julian that he has a "huge flopper."
* Julian has said that he would beat Rob Schneider to death if he ever saw him in person.
* Julian has gone on record to state that the only time he would visit a Gay Pride parade is if there were food carts.
* Out of all the OneyPlays cast, Julian has said the most racial slurs—at least on camera.
* Julian once created Uka Uka for the sole purpose of being a plate to hold his hot dogs.
* Julian's first full sentence as a boy was during a car ride with his mother, who he told that the bumps and vibrations on the road "tickle my penis"...
* Julian cannot remember the first thing he masturbated to.
* Julian has made some choice comments about Matt and Ryan of SuperMega.
* Julian has a lot of fun with improvised comedy and even says his favorite type of humor is rolfing.
* Julian says he finds Chris attractive in no way whatsoever.
* Julian has appeared in a total of 3 Doodle Doods episodes.
* According to himself, Julian looks like Luigi in real life.
* Julian has stated that he loves boobs but is disgusted by vaginas.
	+ Julian has however stated that he would be more inclined towards vaginas if they oozed pink or green slime.
* Julian once paid a visit to a McDonalds in the hopes of eating a Ribwich, only to find that they'd been recalled because some kid choked on a burger. He tried to explain that he was a grown man and *not* a child, but further complications further prolonged his recieving of his delicious sandwich, which he never received.
* He left OneyPlays in 2018 to dedicate his attention full time to his video game projects. He came back to OneyPlays in November 2018 so they could get enough money to fully move out.
* On a DingDongVG stream on April 12th, 2019, in response to a question by user Woodkid05, Julian's favorite book was revealed (by Ding Dong) to be "Who Whacked Off Roger Rabbit." Julian did not disagree, and did not name another favorite book, confirming Ding Dong's assertion.
* His glass eye was blessed by priests so he can see through walls.
* He once visited Spain which is in the north of Mexico. Yeah, Mexico is a continent. I bet you think Africa is a country.
* In the F-Zero X series, Chris called Julian a Gaymian, a Wumbo and Dumpy.
* Chris thinks Julian sounds spooky.
* Julian's mom could possibly be Bloody Mary, since in one of the first episodes of the *Crash Bandicoot* series, he says that his mom can come out of the bathroom mirror and later confirms that you have to say her name three times to make her appear.
* Julian's favorite Christmas movie is *Polar Express*.
* Julian is always tied up to machines and is constantly dying.
* Julian keeps breaking everything.
* Venom is Julian's biggest crush (Tiny Tiger would like to have a word).
* Julian has a big hole but it's unbeknownst to us where it is actually located.
* Jules has an eye in his mammary and it always appears whenever he gets aroused.
* In an episode of SuperMegaCast, Julian became transgender for a short period of time, only to transition back using his magical Mexican powers.
* If Julian had the power to go back and change the Bible, he would make it about a cartoon dog named Chopo and his big adventure..
* Julian is VERY into feet and vore. His ultimate fantasy is to be vored by a foot.
* Julian's cheques have little ducks on them.
* He was referred to as "inferior to the white man" by Chris O'Neill on an episode of Doodle Doods. Julian agreed to this claim.
* Julian always has diarrhea.
* He temporarily returned to OneyPlays as part of a series called OneyStays. He first reappeared in the episode "THE SIMPSONS: BART'S NIGHTMARE - Oneystays" and would soon become part of the legendary *YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG* playthrough.
	+ In all of his subsequent appearances, Julian is depicted with a pompadour.
* Julian has a friend who is in the navy.
* The first time Julian touched a computer was at a young age visiting a children's museum, where he played *The Magic School Bus Explores the Human Body* for 30 minutes.
* Julian's favorite level from Pikmin is The Forest Navel, because of the "dopey Wild West music."