You Ain't No Kanye

## Subpages

**You Ain't No Kanye** is the ninth episode of *TSM The Amazing Race 4: Fans & Favorites*.

## Story

Leg 9 (Based off Leg 6 of The Amazing Race 27)

The race resumes at the House of Rembrandt's Mistress.

Mega & Cloud will depart 1st.

**Route Info:** Teams must fly to Paris, France. Upon arrival, teams must make their way to Aérodrome Musée Volant Salis in Cerny, where they would find their next clue.

**Abe:** "Oh, now we go to France. That's funny."

**Angel:** "You ready?"

**Abe:** "Absolutely...EIFFEL TOWER LOL!"

All teams are on the same flight

Flight Lands

Bwinter & Turt find the clue currently in 1st place.

**Roadblock:** One team member must fly in a vintage Boeing PT-17 biplane over the French countryside to spot the three words that make up the national motto of France, "*liberté, égalité, fraternité*", written on the ground. Once back on the ground, they must recite the motto to a pilot, who would give them their next clue if they are correct. If they are incorrect, they must go to the back of the line before they are allowed to try again. Only three biplanes are available at a time.

Turt is doing the RB

Wilted is doing the RB

Abe is doing the RB

Psy is doing the RB

Mega is doing the RB

Wilted fails first attempt

Abe finishes the RB currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must make their way back to Paris, and search for *Le Fantôme Blanc* at Square Louise-Michel to receive their next clue.

Amy is doing the RB

Psy finishes the RB currently in 2nd place.

Turt fails first attempt

Angel & Abe find *Le Fantôme Blanc* in 1st place

**Detour:** Drops Mic or Bust a Crab?

**Choice A:** *Drops Mic*
Teams must make their way to Port de la Tournelle and learn and perform a rap song, "79 à 99" by rapper Passi in French. If their French pronunciation, rhythm, and vibes are judged by Passi to be satisfactory, he would give them their next clue.

**Choice B:** *Bust a Crab*
Teams must make their way to La Coupole restaurant, where they must work on a French signature crab dish, the Royal Platter. They must shuck and crack crabs properly to meet the chef's standards to receive their next clue.

Angel & Abe are doing Drops Mic

Mega finishes the RB currently in 3rd place.

Amy fails first attempt.

Psy & Alex are doing Bust a Crab

Wilted finishes the RB currently in 4th place.

Turt finishes the RB currently in 5th place.

Mega & Cloud miss the train

Bwinter & Turt miss the train

Amy finishes the RB currently in last place.

Jack & Wilted are doing Drops Mic

Briana & Amy are doing Drops Mic

Psy & Alex finish detour currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams would receive a postcard, which they must figure out depicted the Pont Alexandre III, where they would find their next clue.

Mega & Cloud are doing Bust a Crab.

Bwinter & Turt are doing Drops Mic.

Angel & Abe finish detour currently in 2nd place.

Jack & Wilted finish detour currently in 3rd place.

**Amy:** "Forget it, you ain't no Kanye."

Briana & Amy switch detours.

Psy & Alex find the bridge currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must make their way "across from the iconic monument where the first team will triumph", which they must figure out referred to Place Charles de Gaulle overlooking the Arc de Triomphe to check in.

Angel & Abe get slightly lost.

Jack & Wilted find the bridge currently in 2nd place.

Angel & Abe find the bridge currently in 3rd place.

Psy & Alex, you are team number 1! You have both won an all new Ford Mustang!

Jack & Wilted, you are team number 2.

**Wilted:** "Alex stole our well deserved 1st. Gosh, I hate her so much."

Angel & Abe, you are team number 3.

Mega & Cloud finish detour currently in 4th place.

Mega & Cloud find the bridge currently in 4th place.

Bwinter & Turt finish detour currently in 5th place.

Briana & Amy finish detour currently in last place.

Mega & Cloud, you are team number 4.

Bwinter & Turt find the bridge currently in 5th place.

Briana & Amy find the bridge currently in last place.

Dramatic Music

Briana & Amy.

**Briana:** "Yes?" (crying).

You are still in the race and you are officially team number 5.

Bwinter & Turt, you are the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.

**Turt:** "Pimple face, we got eliminated."

**Bwinter:** "..."

## Route Markers

* Pit Start
* Route Info 1
* Roadblock
* Route Info 2
* Detour
* Route Info 3
* Route Info 4 and Pit Stop
 The order of departure from the House of Rembrandt's Mistress are as follows:

1. Mega & Cloud
2. Angel & Abe
3. Briana & Amy
4. Bwinter & Turt
5. Jack & Wilted
6. Psy & Alex

Nobody's departure times were shown. Teams must fly to Paris, France. Upon arrival, teams must make their way to Aérodrome Musée Volant Salis in Cerny, where they would find their next clue.

 The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock must fly in a vintage Boeing PT-17 biplane over the French countryside to spot the three words that make up the national motto of France, "*liberté, égalité, fraternité*", written on the ground. Once back on the ground, they must recite the motto to a pilot, who would give them their next clue if they are correct. If they are incorrect, they must go to the back of the line before they are allowed to try again. Only three biplanes are available at a time.

The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:

* Angel & Abe
* Briana & Amy
* Bwinter & Turt
* Jack & Wilted
* Mega & Cloud
* Psy & Alex
 Teams must make their way back to Paris, and search for *Le Fantôme Blanc* at Square Louise-Michel to receive their next clue.

**Choice A:** *Drops Mic*
Teams must make their way to Port de la Tournelle and learn and perform a rap song, "79 à 99" by rapper Passi in French. If their French pronunciation, rhythm, and vibes are judged by Passi to be satisfactory, he would give them their next clue.

Angel & Abe, Bwinter & Turt, and Jack & Wilted chose this task.

**Choice B:** *Bust a Crab*
Teams must make their way to La Coupole restaurant, where they must work on a French signature crab dish, the Royal Platter. They must shuck and crack crabs properly to meet the chef's standards to receive their next clue.

Briana & Amy, Mega & Cloud, and Psy & Alex chose this task. Teams would receive a postcard, which they must figure out depicted the Pont Alexandre III, where they would find their next clue.

 Teams must make their way "across from the iconic monument where the first team will triumph", which they must figure out referred to Place Charles de Gaulle overlooking the Arc de Triomphe to check in.
For coming in first, Psy & Alex each won a Ford Mustang.

## Leaderboard

**Legend:**
     First Place •      Eliminated •      Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg•      Saved from elimination by the Salvage Pass or The Save •      Season winner •      Season 2nd place •      Season 3rd place • **►** Used the Fast Forward • **ϵ** Used the Express Pass• **⊂** User of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⊃** Recipient of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⋐** User of the second Double U-Turn slot • **⋑** Recipient of the second Double U-Turn slot

 **1st place**

 **2nd place**

 **3rd place**

 **4th place**

 **5th place**

 **6th place**