Krampy

**Cattails**
Wildwood Story

* Portrait
* NPC

**Krampy** is a gray tabby cat who wears a beaky mask that moves with their facial expressions. They are The Mystic Colony's doctor.

## Personality

Krampy is a strange cat who likes startling others with their beaky mask; they enjoy scaring kittens in particular. They often make puns and joke with the player. Krampy has also been observed to have a fascination and adoration for leeches.

## Den

Krampy’s den is by the east town entrance. There is a scent of strange vapors and jars with colorful liquid inside.

## Daily Routine

7 AM - Stand by den.

9 PM - Return to den.

## Possible Gifts

Template:Possible gifts

* White Firefly
* Goldenseal
* Marigold
* Catnip
* Snake Lily
* Toad
* Valerian

## Dialogue

*Note: The backslash (/) indicates new dialogue or a text break in-game. This is a sample of possible dialogue.*
* Greetings
* Relationship
* General
* Gifts
* Healing
* Stories
* Weather
* Festivals
* Misc.
* Outsider
* Hide

* “Actually, I don't believe we've been introduced. I am Krampy the doctor, and don't worry! I am not a bird. / Although when I had that concussion, I did think I was... ... / What was I saying again? Oh, right. My mask is protecting me from foul odors and miasma. Just remember I am not a bird! / If you need healing, come to me for my remedies. I can work on any wound and patch any problem!”

> ***- Krampy, Intro***
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* “You have the worst-smelling miasma I have ever smelled! I can smell you from miles away! Why don't you roll in some garbage? - It can only improve your odor, and you end up where you belong! Everyone wins! It would do you more good than talking to someone like me. A cat with, you know... standards."

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* “Oh my, you are clearly diseased! look at that that face of yours! Oh wait, that's your normal face... I would say sorry, but I am not. Be quick and be gone! / The only treatment you will get from me is sick burns about you! Like, you're a meany-face that I don't like very much. Aw snap! - But I am a doctor, which means I have to treat you. But I don't have to do it well!”

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* “Greetings young kitten. Do you mind if I put leeches on your tail? It's for science. And, I think it would be funny. Or I could do it to myself... But then what will I do tomorrow? Maybe I could scare kittens by jumping out of bushes again... yes, that sounds good... / Oh, you're still here? What do you require?”

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* “Greetings, (Name). I am experimenting with cooking today. I made a bowl of soup. It has ten ingredients... birds, leeches, rocks, planks of wood, bird, bird, and mud... and bird. It tastes awful! I'm glad I'm a much better doctor than a cook. What can I do for you?”

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* “Greetings comrade, it is nice to see you. I hope your health is well and you live forever! / Haha, no one lives forever besides Krampy. The secret is leeches! Anyway, I jest. What do you need?”

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* “Haha, my glorious comrade! It pleases me to see you in good health. I think you should wear a beaky mask, it will protect you in this world. I wish not to see my friends hurt. / Although that is bad for business... bit of a double-edged sword. Don’t get hurt too often!”

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- “My my! A Rosa Floribunda, if I'm not mistaken. Truly a remarkable plant. / I've heard there are greater than one hundred species of Rose. Can you believe that? / Would you mind too terribly if I took this rose to study it for a few days? / ...Oh! ...Wait a minute... I see what is happening here... / Are you... are you asking me... Krampy... to... court you? / I have feelings for you too, maybe more feelings than I have for leeches! / You have stirred my cold, scientific heart to leap with joy. This relationship shall be the greatest experiment I ever conduct!!”

> ***- Krampy, Red Rose***
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* “Ah! A band made from Aurem, no doubt. Truly a fascinating element! / Did you know that there over one hundred species of Gold? / ...I kid, (Name). Pulling pranks on my beloved is one of life's greatest joys! / Of course I know what this means, and of course I shall marry you. / And why wait? Let us round up our friends and be off to the Sacred Temple at once!”

> ***- Krampy, Shiny Trinket***
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* “My love for science takes second-place today. I do!”

> ***- Krampy, Marriage***
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* “This has been a most interesting day! Peculiar circumstances led us to this moment. / But I wouldn't want it any other way!”

> ***- Krampy, After Ceremony***
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#### Greetings (Dating)

* “Ah, (Name)! My phenomenal fellow! What research are you conducting today?”

> ***- Krampy (White/Blue)***
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* “We may be dating, (Name), but I shall never abandon my first love, science! / I hope that's alright with you.”

> ***- Krampy (Green/Yellow)***
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* “I have a hypothesis that I am currently testing. I eagerly await the results!”

> ***- Krampy (Red)***
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#### Greetings (Married)

* “Apologies for the leeches that escaped in the den. They are ever so slippery and hard to catch!”

* “This marriage has been the most exciting experiment I've ever conducted.”

* “What a glorious day for science, (Name)! Stay away from foul miasmas today. Or Krampy will be very sad!”

> ***- Krampy***
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#### White/Blue Heart

* “Unlike the rest of this fetid swamp, your odor is pleasant! / I have a theory that this mask enhances my sense of smell... Longer nose, better for sniffing!”

* “When I am around you, I feel like I'm a bird! And not in the usual, delusional way. / I mean that you make me feel like the sky's the limit!”

* “You have strong, healthy genes. At least, that's what my leeches tell me. / No doubt that makes you an ideal candidate for a relationship!”

> ***- Krampy***
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#### Green/Yellow Heart

* “I discovered a new combination of chemicals that creates a small explosion. It is great fun! / It is fortunate that I am wearing a mask so that you cannot count how many whiskers I have compared to yesterday.”

> ***- Krampy***
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#### Red Heart

* “If you see any Goldenseal or Marigold today, please collect them for me. / And if you encounter any stranger, more dangerous-looking flowers, make sure you grab those too!”

* “We are an unstoppable team, (Name)! / Our unique combination of fierce hunting prowess and reasonably-priced healthcare cannot be overcome!”

> ***- Krampy***
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#### Married

* “I am indebted to you, (Name). You have offered me so much valuable data! / Meows per day? Steps per hour? Snores per minute? Such wondrous research!”

* “I feel that I am coming to the end of all possible knowledge of leeches. / But what will I study next? Mosquitoes? Vampire bats? / So many mysteries to unravel, so little time.”

* “I thought that the married life would cause me to slow down a bit, but that is untrue! / I have more zest than ever for my research!”

* “I was rushing around the den last night and ran face-first into a very pointy stick poking out of the brambles. / But my mask protected me! With it, I am invincible!”

* “If I seem to be in a happy mood, it's because I am! / I confess that I never expected to meet a cat that would understand me quite like you do, (Name).”

* “...Oh, that large empty jar that's tipped over in the back of the den? Don't worry about that. / It didn't house anything *too* dangerous. There's a ninety-five percent chance we'll be fine!”

* “Pay no attention to the charred brambles in the back corner of the den. / I assure you, my experiment was perfectly safe. / ...Well, mostly safe...”

* “Perhaps some day I will compile my medical findings into a book. / What's that? You don't know what a book is? / ...Me neither, I'm afraid. But that won't stop me from pursuing my dreams!”

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#### 0 Stars

* “I'm surprised you are willing to talk to me, given my pure disdain for you. - But I guess you are just as non-intelligent as you are unsightly. You must be extremely sick!”

#### 2 Stars

* “Being an old cat is not fun. Everything hurts and I don't understand the kittens these days! / Always fidgeting around and spinning... what even is that nonsense?!”

* “Don’t be unnerved by the mask. It just holds herbs and nice-smelling things, and that helps me to ward off disease.”

* “People say I am a little off, but I am just trying to learn the secrets of the world. / And if doing weird things gets me there, so be it.”

* “Science is fun, always remember that! Also, yelling 'for science' at the end of sentences is fun.”

* “You know, I may be a strange cat, but all great minds are strange. / ...Who are you again? Oh wait, I know of you.”

#### 3 Stars

* “I have always loved learning, but everyone said I did it in the most unorthodox ways. / Apparently, hiding in trees and pretending you're a bird is not a common way to learn about them. But results are results! ”

* “One time I was talking with a young cat and was told that my beak mask was weird. / I told that young one 'You gotta be kitten me!' / Get it? It's a pun! Then the kitten stopped talking to me... wonder why?”

* “Sometimes I put flowers in my mask so that it smells like spring. / A cat once asked why I had a spring in my step, so I told them I have a spring in my nose! Haha!”

* “Sometimes when I run I get attacked by mi-asma. / Get it? It's a pun! I am so punny! I am punderful!”

* “Your body is made of different liquids called humors. They balance your emotions and thoughts. / Having them out of balance is not humorous though. Haha!”

#### 5 Stars

* “You know, I pretend to be a bird and hide in trees. Mostly because I wish I was a bird sometimes. I wish I could fly. / Birds are so interesting. You should learn from their ways! Climb trees, eat bugs, and relieve yourself wherever you want to! / Be the bird, my friend! Or not. It’s up to you. Krampy isn’t one of your parents.”

* “You know, no one cared who I was until I put on the beaky mask. I must confess that suddenly the mask made people think about me. / Although the mask protects me, I am afraid if I would take it off people wouldn't notice me. I may be a crazy old healer but I still have feelings! / Stupid feelings. I should figure out a remedy for them. Thanks for listening friend!”

* “You know why I became a doctor? It wasn't because I realized that my strange methods and beliefs about miasmas and humors were right... and they are, I assure you! / It's because I want to leave the world a better place than I found it. My curiosity made me want to learn about everything in this world and give the knowledge back to the world. / Maybe I am naive or crazy. Well, I'm certainly crazy...”

> ***- Krampy***
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- “I feel like I must give you a bribe in order to keep you as a friend. Most leave by now. So here is a reward my friend! / It is a (Item). I hope you can find a use for it.”

> ***- Krampy Gift***
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* “Feeling greedy, eh? I respect that, but respect won't get you any more gifts! Nice try!”

> ***- Krampy, After Gift***
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* “My love! I have something for you that I found on the ground. / It is a (Item). I hope you find a use for it.”

> ***- Krampy Gift (Dating/Married)***
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* “Perhaps tomorrow I shall get some leeches for you. You can never get enough leeches!”

> ***- Krampy, After Gift (Dating/Married)***
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* “I feel I must give you a bribe in order to keep you as a friend, but it appears your inventory is full. Perhaps if you dropped something..?”

> ***- Krampy Gift (Full Inventory/Holding Item)***
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* “Truly this is too much! I've already taken so many items from you today. I can't accept this too!”

> ***- Gift Limit***
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* “Oh my, you shouldn't have! / No, really. You shouldn't have. I make terrible decisions! I'm financially irresponsible./ Although I did want to buy a hundred more beaky masks...”

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* “Healing herbs!! My favorite. I will get great use out of these. You have done me a great favor. / I am smiling even if you can't tell behind this creepy beaky mask. I don't have to use leeches or mushrooms anymore! / ...But I still will anyway.”

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* “These I find most delightful.”

> ***- Like***
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* “Thanks... this is just what I wanted... I will use it... maybe. / Or sell it... thanks. I guess.”

> ***- Neutral***
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* “You think you can bribe me! Well, you can, but clearly you need to try harder because I dislike gems ever since I got one stuck up my nose.”

> ***- Dislike***
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* “The fiends of the water! The carriers of all disease and evil! Get it away from me. / Fishes are the cause of all kinds of problems. And I will prove my theory!”

> ***- Hate***
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- “Hold still while I diagnose you...”

> ***- Diagnosing***
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* “I can treat you fully for (#) Mews, if you'd like.”

> ***- Full Healing Cost***
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* “I can treat you fully for (#) Mews, if you'd like. Or, I can just give you a small dose for (#) Mews.”

> ***- Full Healing/Small Dose Cost***
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* “Ah ha, you are fixed. Stay clear of the foul miasmas from now on!”

> ***- After Full Healing***
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* “Hope that'll be enough for now. Stay safe out there!”

> ***- After Small Dose***
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* “Oh? Remember to visit again if you are feeling foul!”

> ***- Cancel Healing***
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* “Oh? Remember to ask if you need healing, dear! I would be happy to oblige.”

> ***- Cancel Healing (Dating/Married)***
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* “Oh, is that so? I don't believe I can operate on a cat that appears to be fully functioning.”

> ***- Heal at Full Health***
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#### 4 Stars

* “You know, I once heard a story about a mid-summer night... I think it was about a dream. / I remember the name. It was called Cattails. It's a pretty good story... Yeah, that seems right.”

* “You know, you remind me of my old friend Ducky. That cat was strange. One day we were walking down to the creek and decided to go fishing. / I detest fish, but we wanted to catch them for fun. Ducky decided it would be fun to push me into the river... / And that's why I don't like fish! / (... Krampy trails off talking about fish...)”

* “I believe last we spoke I was in the middle of telling you a story, wasn't I? Where was I... / One day my old pal Ducky and I decided to race a rival gang of cats to get a treasure. So we decided to build our raft as quickly as we could! / The nine tails gang and us quickly got on our rafts. The race was amazing. We started getting closer and closer to the rapids... / Did you know, rapids is such a strange sounding word..? / (... Krampy trails off talking about weird-sounding words...)”

* Wasn't I telling you a story last time we talked? Where was I... / So Ducky and I, now trapped on the island, decided we needed food. So we searched and searched and met a massive squirrel. It had to be the size of a full-grown cat! / The squirrel came to us leading a horde of smaller squirrels. It was then we named him Jimmy, King of the Squirrels. Squirrels are weird... / (... Krampy trails off talking about squirrels...)”

* “I feel as though I was telling you a story when we last talked... where was I? Oh, right! / With our new alliance with the squirrel-folk, the treasure in stow, and our recently-repaired raft, we got back home to the Mystic Colony. / It was on the island while I was healing Ducky that I realized I wanted to become a doctor. / Why do you look confused? Did you listen to my whole story, friend? / Anyway, Ducky was just like you. Both of you are good friends.”

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* "During sunny days like this I think about how weird it is that the sun revolves around our world. / Also it seems odd that our world is flat and is carried on the back of a turtle. But that seems legit I suppose."

> ***- Krampy, Sunny***
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* “This is perfect weather to sneak around in and scare kittens! Just imagine seeing my beak in the fog... / It will be priceless! But this is for science... and to check if their hearts are healthy. Yeah, that seems legit.”

> ***- Krampy, Foggy***
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* “Sneaky McBeaky time!! I like to hide and scare people in this weather.”

> ***- Krampy, Thunderstorm***
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#### Autumn

* “You know why they call it fall? Because the vapors from the sky fall down and make people sick! / Or, because leaves fall off trees, but that feels silly. Either way, I am glad autumn is over.”

> ***- Krampy***
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#### Winter

* “You know, I have seen over five hundred winters in my life. Either that, or I'm bad at math. Who knows?!”

* “I don't like snow. It's cold and wet and it gets everywhere.”

> ***- Krampy, Snow***
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- “At every festival I startle a few cats with my mask. It’s great fun!”

> ***- Krampy, Spring***
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* “It's been a while since I last came to the temple. This place reeks of strange miasmas!”

> ***- Krampy, Summer***
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* “Having fun is good for your health. Take it from me, I'm a doctor!”

> ***- Krampy, Autumn***
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* “I can melt snow with my mind! Watch and learn. ...You'll have to give it a few days to take effect. It's not an exact science I'm afraid.”

> ***- Krampy, Winter***
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* “Krampy is just here to observe! I shall be taking notes the whole time, so do your best.”

> ***- Krampy, Game Rival***
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* “Remember the plan I told you! It's scientifically optimal!”

> ***- Krampy, Game Teammate***
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- “Oh my, you are hurt! I have seen wounds like this before. I am sorry to say that you won't make it... / Oh, wait, you're not who I thought you were. Oh, you will be fine I am sure! Let Krampy work some magic. I will remove the bad vapors from you!”

> ***- Krampy (Player Low Health)***
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* “According to my doctor sense, you are either very hungry or have a rare disease from eating approximately 17,000 mice. I am leaning towards the mice theory...”

> ***- Krampy (Player Low Hunger)***
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- “I can't say that your odors smell like a cat of the Mystic Colony. Why are you here?”

* “I'm forbidden from treating cats that aren't well-trusted by Alisa. Rules are rules!”

* “I've been told I am a strange cat, but the Mystic Colony took me in as one of their own. / If you're ever looking to join up with our colony, try talking to Oracle. You'll need to be well-trusted first, though!”

* “Oracle told me the other day that I should lend my mask to the town guards. They think it would scare off our enemies!”

> ***- Krampy***
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## Trivia

* Before the v1.3 update, Krampy was a non-marriageable cat.
* Krampy is one of eight custom cats, created by ThisGuyDucky, a Kickstarter backer.

   **The Mystic Colony**
**Leader**: Alisa (Marriageable)
**Doctor**: **Krampy** (Marriageable)
**Guard**: Oracle
**Shopkeeper**: Savannah
**Residents**: Mossie, Nil (Marriageable), Slip (Marriageable)