The Trial

Me:I was at Recess one day. There was a dirt clod war going on. I however decided help Spinelli get a cat down from the tree but as I do. I had noticed Randall about to throw a rock at Spinelli.

Me:RANDALL DONT THROW THAT ROCK AT SPINELLI.

I then threw a rock at him to stop him.

Randall then screamed for the whole entire playground to hear.

The next thing I know all these kids came to see Randall on the ground hurt.

Randall:Rock thrown . I do not if I will make it.

Dave:A rock?. What rotten evil kid would throw a rock in a dirt clod war.

Spinelli comes by.

Spinelli:Hey what is going on?.

At that point I began to ran away from scene. I tried to Omit the fact that I threw a rock at Randall.

Randall:It was her pointing to Spinelli. She threw the rock.

Spinelli:Uh oh.

Me: After hearing this. I thought Oh no if King Bob finds out that I threw a rock at Randall. So At first I felt good knowing it was not me. Maybe King Bob will never know that I did this if I do not say anything.

The next day I was walking to the school playground with my friends.

Spinelli: I can not believe he would say that stuff about me.

Mikey:Yeah just cause a rock was thrown at the guy.

Spinelli:I did not throw a rock at Randall.

Mikey:Good throwing a rock durning a dirt clod war is low as it could get you.

Tj:Looks Spinelli said she did not do it.

Vince:Yeah beside its been a whole day. Everyone has forgotten it by now.

However we arrived to the playground. Some kids were anger than they were yesterday.

Ashley Q:There she is the rock thrower.

Me:I felt even more sicker when I heard that.

Ashley A:What do you want rock throw? Smash this kid again?.

Spinelli:Innocent kid its Randall.

Ashley A: Oh yeah even if it is just Randall. You can not throw rocks in a dirt clod war. Its just plain wrong.

Spinelli:But I did not do it. I was not even near the weasel.

Ashley Q: So where were you?.

Spinelli:I can not say.

Me:I was not near Randall either he just hurt himself with a rock.

Morris:I know where she was out getting more rocks.

Dave:Take her to Prickly.

Ashley Q:Turn her over to Finster.

Morris:Send her to the dodgeball wall.

Ashley A:No wait I say we should give her a swirly.

I heard the kids yelling swirly.

Tj:Hey wait a minute you can not give a kid a swirly without a fair Trial.

Ashley A:Oh yeah says who?

King Bob:Says Me. As long I am king on this playground. We are going to do this right. First we will give her fair trial. Then we will give her the swirly.

King Bob:As to make sure the trial goes a planned. I appointment Gretchen to be prosecutor.

Gretchen:But I can not be the prosecutor I am Spinelli Friend.

King Bob:Silence the Trial will be at noon sharp. The swirly will be at 12:15.

Spinelli:What am I going to do?.

Tj:Hey Spinelli it is going be okay. You have Gretchen as a prosecutor. She will go easy on you.

Gretchen: Actually Tj according to the constitution. It my sworn duty to Prosecute to the fullest extent to the law. See you in Court.

Spinelli:I'm Doomed.

Later

Tj:Look Spinelli this is going to be great.

Vince:All you got to do is take the stand. Tell everybody what really happened. You home free.

Spinelli:I can not.

Tj:What do you can not?

Spinelli:I can not. I am not taking the stand and not telling them what really happened.

Me:I also thought this was good idea for me. But I knew the situation was getting bad and might get worse if I do not tell the truth.

Tj:But Spinelli if you do not. They will give you the swirlie for sure.

Spinelli:I am not taking the stand.

Jerry:The court of the playground is now in session.

King Bob:Okay lets get this over with I am missing my lunch. The Prosecution may begin.

Gretchen:Your honor boys and girls of the jury. Throwning a rock in the dirty clod war is the most despicable crime a kid commit.

Grechen:Today I intend to prove that Spienlli is Guilty. The kids call Randal Weems to the Stand.

Jerry:Do you Randall Weems promise to tell the whole truth and not but the truth.

Randall:I do

Gretchen:Randall in your own words tell us exactly what happened?.

Randall:Well, this head wound's pretty bad. but I'll tell you what I remember. *It was a dirt clod war to end all dirt clod wars.* *Like always, I was pretty much* *having to fight the whole thing single-handed.* *And then I saw her.*

Spinelli: Ha ha! Gotcha, wimpos.

Randall: Of all the cowardly acts. Spinelli!

SpinellI: Randall!

Me:Randall?.

Randall: It's just you and me, sister.

Spinelli: I... I can't fight you, Randall.

Spinelli: You are my moral and physical superior.

Randall: You're right, Spinelli.

Randall: It wouldn't be fair.

Randall: After all, I can beat you any day at throwing dirt clods.

Spinelli: True, Randall,

Spinelli: but *this* is not a dirt clod.

Randall: You wouldn't.

Spinelli: Just watch me.

Morris: I say we give her the swirly now!

[children] Swirly! Swirly! Swirly!

Tj: Now, wait a minute.

Tj: Just because Randall says Spinelli did it . doesn't mean it's true.

Vince: Yeah, I mean, why would Spinelli want to hit Randall with a rock anyway?

Gretchen: Yes, why?.What possible motive would miss Spinelli havefor beaning this innocent boy? . I mean, you don't have anything againstmy client, do you, Spinelli? .

Spinelli: Not enough to hit him with a rock.

Gretchen: Oh, really?

Gretchen: I call Mikey to the stand.

Mikey: Me?

Gretchen: Mikey, did you or did you not tell me

about something you saw yesterday?

Mikey: I'm sorry, Spinelli, but I saw it. I saw it all. [Mikey] *It was a nightmare of a dirt clod war.* *I had never seen such carnage.* Madness! Madness! *But then I saw Spinelli,* *and my heart felt hope for mankind.*

Spinelli: You OK, man?

Me:Are you boys okay?.

Spinelli: Get me a tissue.

Me: I said get a tissue now!

Spinelli: Timeout! Timeout!

Randall: *♪ I got Spinelli ♪* *♪ I got Spinelli ♪*

Spinelli: I'm going to cream you, you little worm!

King: Bob You hit Spinelli during a timeout?

King Bob: She was right. You are a worm.

Grethcen: Your honor, please, my client's not the one on trial here. Go on, Mickey.

Mikey: Well, I was afraid Spinelli was going to do something she'd regret, so I chased after them and Janessa.

[panting]

[Mikey] *I saw them on the other side*

*of the fence.*

OK, OK, I give! Please, don't bean me!

Mikey: Spinelli, don't! *I ran for the gate,but before I got there...*

[Randall screams]

It was too late, too late.

Gretchen: It's OK, Mikey. It's OK.

Mikey: When will you people learn? war is not a game! . It's not a game!

Boy: I thought it was a game.

Gretchen: Boys and girls of the jury,. The facts of the case are clear. Provoked or not. the defendant att\*cked my client and beaned him with a rock, And your verdict must be as simple... guilty, boys and girls. Guilty. Guilt! Guilty!

King Bob: Does the defense have anything to say before we sentence your client to a swirly?

Tj: Yes, your honor, we do. There's only one defense against charges as heinous as these, and that defense is the truth. That is why we call...

Spinelli and Janessa to the stand.

Spinelli: What? I told you guys I'm not talking.

Tj: Look, Spinelli.This isn't just about you anymore, This is about all of us.

Gus: He's right.

Vince: Letting people punish you for something you didn't do is plain wrong.

Tj: If you let people give youa swirly you don't deserve, Then you're just as wrong as they are.

Spinell: Oh, man, T.J. Why do I let you talk me into these things?

OK, Janessa, tell us what really happened at the dirt clod war today.

King bob:Did you do this?

Me: I thought uh oh. I wonder if I actually should tell the truth.

Me: Well, it was like this. *There was Spinelli standing over Randall,* *him begging for forgiveness*

*and me with a dirt clod in her hand...* I did *have a rock, but I did not throw it yet.*

Spinelli: *I was just gonna nail him*

Me: I then heard a sound from above me.

[meow]

Spinelli:*It was some stupid cat stuck in a tree.*

Spinelli:*I figured I had to help it,*

Spi*nelli: so I just forgot all*

*about that idiot Randall*

*and did what I had to do.*

Spinelli: Come on, boy. Come on.

Ashley A: You mean, you're, like, saying you didn't bean Randall . 'cause you were saving

a kitty from a tree?

Spinelli: Yes.

Spinelli: I should have just taken the swirly.

Ashely A; Oh, come on. This is, like, so not true. Spinelli saving a kitty? As if.

Spinelli: Oh, yeah? You can ask miss Finsterif you don't believe me.

Dave:Miss Finster?. What does she have to do with it?

Spinelli: Well, you're not going to believe this... Conan! Oh, my little baby-waby.Where did mommy lose you? Good work, Spinelli. I owe you one. [Spinelli] *Turned out the dumb cat was Finster's all along.* So there's your proof, OK?

Spinelli: I wasn't anywhere near Randall

when he got hit by that rock.

Ashley A: But that doesn't make any sense. If you were getting Finster's cat out of the tree who threw the rock?

Dave: Yeah, what's the truth?

Me: What? Why is everyone looking at me?

Me: I'm not the one on trial, right, Gretchen?

Gretchen: Actually, Janessa and Randall. I, too,

would like to hear the truth for a change.

The truth?

You can't handle the truth!

Try us, Randal and Janessa.

Randall: OK, you want the truth? Well, here it is.

All those years of snitching for Finster,

running around for Finster,

being Finster's sl\*ve,

and never once have I ever got a

"Good job, Randall. I owe you one."

Never! And then little

miss Spinderell comes along

and all she does

is gets that stupid cat out of a tree,

and it's,

"Good job, Spinelli. I owe you one."

Those words will burn in my soul forever.

But who threw the rock, Randall?

Who threw the rock?

I did it, OK? It was me!

There I was, watching

miss Finster compliment

*my arch-nemesis Spinelli.*

*It sickened me. And that's when I saw it.*

*That beautiful rock*

*just lying there on the ground.*

*So I picked it up.*

*Then I realized how heavy it was*

*and found another.*

*And I threw it. I threw it straight up*

*in the air.*

Me: It was me who actually hit him on the head, OK?

And I'd do it again! I'd do it again!

Oh, Finster, my Finster,

how you t\*rture me.

Ashely A: What an idiot!

Dave: That's the lamest thing I ever heard.

Me:I had lied yesterday by running away from the crime so Spinelli could take the blame. I threw a rock to stop him from hitting Spinelli. I know it was not the best solution to this problem. I knew this was a bad idea. I also lied to Ashley Q where she asked me where I was yesterday when Randall was hit by the rock. I am sorry that I lied. I am sorry Spinelli if you were blamed for throwing the rock. What I did was not right I should told the truth right away in the first place.

Phineas:That was what I told my older Sister last night I told her tell the truth and just go with it.

Me:I am sorry Phineas.

Phineas:I know you will do better next time. I know you do not want to do this again right?.

Me:No I dont. This time its going to be correct. It time for this to be changed.

Phineas:Thats right keep that energy You will be a good stepsister example for Ferb.

Spinelli:I can not wait to play you again after you are released from your punishments.

Me: Me too.

Gretchen: In light of this new evidence, the prosecution withdraws its case.

[children] Yay!

King Bob: Which means this court has

only two other official duties.

King Bob: Give Randall the swirly!

King Bob:As for Janessa Flynn Flecther I sentence her to the dodgeball wall for a month as well the silent treatment. After her punishment is over she should apologize to Spinelli.

Well, Spinelli, I told you

we were your dream team.

Mikey: Yeah, sorry we didn't believe you at first. It's just...I thought I saw what I thought I saw.

Spinelli: Hey, don't worry about it.

Spinelli : I was the one who wouldn't take the stand.

Spinelli: Besides you guys were all there

when I needed ya...

Even you, Gretchen.

Hey, what are friends for?

How could we ever have doubted her?

[Randalf screaming]

[children] Swirly! Swirly! Swirly!