Ronald Scagnetti

> Hard times became harder times... I was out of work… some fuckin’ bitchy little eight year old called me ‘pee stain’ at her birthday party and there was no coming back from that… so do you know what I did? (...) I killed her... and her family... house fire... but that was just to cover the evidence… I drove my knife into all three of them beforehand... woke her up in her sleep just so I could have the satisfaction of hearing her scream. (...) And thus began my career of killing…comedy was thrown out the window... I was recruited by baghead, helped take part in his first conquest of the known world... we all know how that went... he was imprisoned for years... and me? Taken in as a slave by the mafia and worked like a bitch everyday in their bullet factory… until you, Abysmal... you saved me.
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—Ronald Scagnetti to Abysmal Ahul.

Ronald was born to middle class family where his father was a clown and his mom a nurse. He always wanted to be funny, but would be bullied constantly until another comedian, Abysmal Ahul, helped him out in being a better comedian. He later started drinking and came to believe Abysmal was trying to be the best comedian when he merely wanted to help his former friend. This began a rivalry between them causing a on and off again for who the better comedian was and finally he challenged Abysmal to a joke-off.

Ronald lost the competition and raged, throwing a drunken tantrum after losing his status as one of the funniest people in the Neighborhood and losing his only friend. He later did stand up comedy and managed to do good until the drinking caused him to racially offend a few of the workers which started a fight, a fight in which he won but also got kicked out. He eventually started doing birthday jobs, which is where he began his killing, beginning with and 8 year old and her family. Soon after, he met Baghead and started working for the notorious villain. He worked with him for years until Baghead was imprisoned. Ronald would go on to become a slave to Mister Big, working in his bullet factory.

## **Appearances**

### **Season 1**

#### **Chapter 8**

Ronald makes his appearance following the raid on Mister Big's bullet factory. He is revealed to have been one of the workers inside. He recognizes Abysmal and goes to call him by his surname, Ahole. Abysmal says that he changed his name to Ahul, but Ronald shrugs it off and tells him he'll always be Ahole. The two quickly chat and in the end, Abysmal agrees to have Ronald stop by his bar in a week or so for some drinks. Ronald then turns and leaves the factory.

#### **Chapter 9**

Ronald waits inside Abysmal's comedy club waiting for him to arrive. When Abysmal enters, Ronald jumps out and gives him a nuggie. He eventually let's Abysmal go and he turns around and asks Ronald how he got in. Ronald tells him that he broke a window in the back room and hopped in. Abysmal tries to tell Ronald that he should leave due to the fact his club is trashed, but Ronald takes huge offense to it, questioning their friendship. Abysmal says that he wasn't sure they were still friends. Ronald gets mad and threatens to reveal Abysmal's secret to the public; his involvement in the bullet factory attack. Abysmal gives in and tells Ronald that they're still friends. The clown smiles and forces Abysmal into an abrupt hug. They agree to come back for drinks another time. Ronald leaves having secretly stolen Abysmal's wallet.

At Abysmal's apartment, Abysmal tells Terry about his story with Ronald. He recalls in his vision seeing and meeting Ronald for the first time and then Ronald quickly becoming jealous of his friend.

#### **Chapter 10**

Ronald kicks open the door to the comedy club. He holds a bottle of whiskey, clearly drunk. Abysmal demands to get his wallet back. Abysmal approaches him, but Ronald draws a bloody knife and stops him. Ronald yells at Abysmal about how he ruined his life. Abysmal calls Ronald delusional and a crazy man. Ronald responds back by telling him about the first time he killed someone; an 8 year old girl and her family at a birthday party. He goes on to tell Abysmal about he was recruited by Baghead and worked for him for years until he became a slave to Mister Big. He ends his monologue by telling Abysmal that he's going to kill him and return to Baghead. Abysmal tells Ronald that he's a pathetic, desperate and vengeful. Ronald yells and charges at Abysmal with his knife in anger. Abysmal dodges all his attacks and twists Ronald's wrist, defeating him. When Ronald is down on the floor, Abysmal steps on him and takes his wallet back.

At the end of the episode, Baghead watches from his window as Ronald approaches his hideout.

## **Killed Victims**

* At least 3 innocent civilians in Biggie Falls (Likely many more).

## **Appearance List**

### **Season 1**

* Chapter 8
* Chapter 9
* Chapter 10