Greed Cult

## Overview

> This saga recounts the arduous journey of The YoY Cult led by the one and only Howard Weedman whose primary objective is to spread YoY's "benevolence" as he calls it, around the globe. Can he and his clan succeed? Find out now!
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## Episode List

* Prologue - The Raging Subterrane
* Act 1 - The 1959 Pansy Academy Incident
* Act 2 - The Black Fortress Expansion
* Act 3 - Amorous Reunion
* Act 4 - Internal Tyranny
* Act 5 - Coup d'état
* Act 6 - The Son
* Epilogue - New World Order

## Characters

Primary characters
* Howard Weedman (protagonist)
* YoY
* Chessa Weedman
* Teodor Rakočevic

Secondary characters
* Sergio Weedman
* Various YoY Cultists

Tertiary characters
* Sahima Ramaswamy
* Her unnamed second son
* Zahir Abu Znood
* Roni Citametan
* Howard Weedman's childhood friends
* Howard's unnamed parents

Important Locations
* Рагинг Субтерране
* Pansy Academy
* Black Fortress Correctional Center
* Lebanese YoY Hut

## Acts

### Prologue - The Raging Subterrane

The YoY Cult is a cult centered on a sentient green interdimensional being from Hell called “YoY” started on September 8 1958 by Howard Weedman, a then 15 year old boy from a lovingly family, after an encounter with said entity in Рагинг Субтерране which is a cave later repurposed as a mass grave for World War 2 victims in Yugoslavia, now present day Serbia, a day before. Back when he was 8, his childhood best friend, Chessa [REDACTED], warned him and his two other best friends [DATA EXPUNGED] to not enter this cave, yet, to show his courage, one of Howard's friends decides to step up and enter the cave but then regretted his decision and, subsequently, fled since he "saw a green thing and heard a lot of people screaming". 7 years later, Howard reenters the cave because he stated that he was looking for his parents who went missing in the area around the cave after looking for the family dog who ran away in the mass grave's general direction. He decided to go against his old friend's wishes and check said cave but 10 minutes after walking deep within the mass grave, he found “an alien thing” masticating his parents. YoY approaches the distraught boy and says “Do you want to become rich?” in what sounded like gibberish, yet, Weedman still comprehended his words and reciprocated: “Y-Yeah… but what did you DO TO MY PARENTS”. YoY responds: “I asked them the same question. They declined my simple offer. You have made the correct decision.” YoY rewards Howard with a shitload of money. Howard thought innocently that he could spread this joy upon the world. However, he was yet to realize that he had basically sold his soul after he signed a pact with the devil and what consequences this would have on him, his family and others.

### Act 1 - The 1959 Pansy Academy Incident

The next day, September 8 1958, this was Howard Weedman's first day of 10th grade in Pansy Academy which was a school he grew up in. He walked to school which took him half an hour and was ready to tell everyone about his experience the day before. At 7:45 AM, it was the first period, the teacher, that Howard has known for 3 years, asked everyone how their summers went. It was all generic shit to him, "I played basketball with my friends", "I travelled to West Germany for the summer", all of that was boring. He couldn't wait for the teacher to ask him. Eventually, the teacher asked: "Howard, what about you?", Howard responded with delight and excitement: "I met the most wonderful being. He helped me through thick and thin, his name is YoY, and he will help all of you. I can introduce you all to him. He is right next to me right now."

The entire class looked to his left and their gaze met with the entity's, YoY's, in fact. YoY asked his infamous question: "Do you want to be rich?", who could say no to such an intriguing offer. No one did. Howard Weedman's classmates, and even his teacher accepted his offer, thus resulting in a large stack of money being spawned in front of therm. The vibe and demeanor of the class changed. Everyone started to think the same, they all franticly and aggressively snatch all the money. Eventually, they all decided to spread the benevolence of YoY to the other classes. They entered 6 classes in a row and one thing led to another which resulted in 30% of the school becoming disciples of YoY just from the first day which started the YoY Cult, which was about 500 members.

They decided to stop augmenting the number of members to avoid suspicion from the school principal. They started doing multiple small extra-curicular actions. Howard Weedman, with the help of his friends, creates the "Yoytagram" also called "Yemblem" and invents 6 different steps to summon YoY on command. One of the teachers in the YoY Cult had a part-time job of being tailor, so she made green robes with said Yoytagram plastered front and center.

In the next few months, the YoY cultists stayed the approximately the same number, yet they are becoming more and more suspect. On January 15th 1959, one of the more air-headed members of the cult decided to spray paint the Yoytagram on the side of the school. A few of the other members caught him in the act, confronted him since he could have been caught by an "outsider". Howard Weedman decides to kick him out of the cult because he's not taking any chances; the kid got so angry and upset. An hour later, the teacher in the kid's Chemistry class notices that the kid was upset and, in the middle of the class and in front of all the students: "Hey why are you so upset??" and the kid innocently responds with because "Because Howard doesnt want me to be his friend anymore, he kicked me out of his 'cult' thing." The teacher was surprised. After class, he decided to have a talk with Howard, he asked him about if he had a cult and other related questions. Weedman lies from his teeth and denies all his accusations but the teacher detected Weedman's nervous ticks.

Not believing him, the chemistry teacher decides to report the issue to the principal, Roni Citametan. The latter was also stupefied by this discovery to the point where he decides to call Howard Weedman's parents about 15 times about the situation but he gets no answer, this raised suspicions since each time they called Howard's parents in past instances, there hasn't been a single time where his mother didn't pick up. He subsequently speaks through the intercom "Howard Weedman, please report to the principal office immediately." And so he complies. After a 15 minute walk to the principal's office, Howard arrived and was met with Roni's and three other teachers' (including the chemistry teacher from earlier) disgruntled gaze. Roni confronts Weedman and asks him the same questions as the chemistry teacher did. Weedman was nervous. The more questions they ask, the more specific they would get which pressured Weedman.

Roni asked the final question: "What happened to your parents?", from the immense out of pressure Howard had no choice but to instinctively tell them everything, he was already figured out anyway. Roni's first reaction was his eyes dilating and his jaw dropping. He decided to expel Howard from the school and giving him the number of a psychiatrist specialized in treating Schizophrenia. The school decided to continue the investigation, resulting in the expulsion of 9 other cultists that day. In the following week, they had already expelled a collective 54 students affiliated with the YoY Cult and fired 4 teachers who were deemed "becoming more hostile" towards the faculty. This whole situation received official Yugoslavian news coverage that later went viral all around the world.

This sparked an outrage for the 435 remaining remaining YoY cultists in the school so they decided to riot against the school faculty on January 23rd 1959. This riot involved the murder of many students and teachers, mass shootings within the campus and the torture of the school's counselors which was hijacked and broadcasted to national television. Unfortunately, the principal of the school was taken as hostage by the cult for the sole purpose of converting him. As a final blow, the YoY cultists rigged the school with dynamite and dangerous chemicals, thus causing a massive explosion which blew the school into smithereens. This incident is named The 1959 Pansy Academy incident where the only remaining survivors were 113 students who fled from the scene, they were all presumed to be YoY Cultists.

### Act 2 - The Black Fortress Expansion

Two months after the incident, Howard was arrested in his home due to instigating a mass murder. He was then sent to a juvenile detention center named Black Fortress Correctional Center after a two day long trial in which Howard Weedman was found guilty with a 6 year long sentence. This however didn't stop his desire to expand. It all started on the first day of Howard’s prison sentence where he told his cellmate, Teodor Rakočevic who was in juvie for assault, about YoY’s “benevolence”, he was fascinated. During lunchtime of that day, Teodor decided to spread the word about the cult. This made everyone intrigued in Howard's story to the point where during the courtyard hour, every poisoner circled around Howard to listen to his story. Just as he did with his class he recited the same sentences as he did half a year ago: "I met the most wonderful being. He helped me through thick and thin, his name is YoY, and he will help all of you. I can introduce you all to him. He is right next to me right now." YoY offered them, not to be rich, but to join The YoY Cult, they all had no choice but to accept.

The YoY Cult incorporated initially 5694 members and this number grew and grew with the more people that got sent to juvie. Howard had planned a prison riot to overthrow the wardens and to control Black Fortress, but he needed the cult to have members in the 4 digits if the riot wanted to be successful. At the end of 1961, he achieved his dream; the YoY cult had surpassed 10000 members. Howard decides to prepare the supplies, traps, and many more until June 1st of 1962 where he finally started a prison riot, but this one was aided by YoY's "grace". The 1128 prisoners and YoY rallied against an estimated 2000 police officers and other faculties. The latter would all become nothing but rotting corpses at the end. This riot concluded with the prison becoming the hideout of the cult where the 113 survivors from Pansy Academy would join them later on.

In this period, the YoY Cult is beginning to act externally. This means that it is helping smaller cults become criminal masterminds so they can merge with them, helping out poor criminals, and the cult even managed to be the reason why the communist party overthrew the Yugoslavian government and forced them to join the Warsaw Pact and align with the other communist states.

The Security Intelligence Agency recognized that all of these events were being subsidized by Howard Weedman and the YoY Cult. This resulted in multiple attempts to cease the cult by the agency between 1962 and 1963, this included multiple orders for cease and desist but this quickly escalated to airstrikes, raiders, bombers, and even a nuke but unfortunately, all of them failed because of YoY's "pulchritude".

Moreover, the YoY Cult decided to build basic huts in desolate, hard-to-get-to locations in other countries, mainly those in the Miditerainian, such as Egypt, Greece, Cyprus, Turkey, Lebanon, Tunisia, and more. No one would inhabit these huts unless they were ordered to by higher ranked personnel or if they had practical use.

The book of YoY was written around this period which incorporated 5 pages respectively about: YoY's origin, requirements of joining the cult and how if you leave it you die, the hideout and its history, how to spread the influence and finally the 6 indispensable steps to summon YoY anywhere and by anyone.

### Act 3 - Amorous Reunion

Since the Security Intelligence Agency couldn't destroy the cult hideout externally, they had no choice but to resort to destroying it internally as a final push since they lost an excessive amount of resources just to take down this cult. Therefore, on April 16th 1964, a double agent named, Chessa Pavlović, would join the YoY cult as a disguise to infiltrate the hideout by killing the leader, exorcising YoY and planting explosives to dispose of the correctional center in that order.

Upon her reception in the lobby of Black Fortress, she noticed the person taking in the applications to join the cult was the leader, and the leader was her childhood best friend, Howard Weedman. She was appalled by this. She never knew HE was the leader of the most infamous cult in the world. She was overtly disappointed, she thought he would amount to so much; he had so much potential, in her eyes. She never would have guessed in a Googolplexian years that this would be his occupation.

Howard recognized her and gazed at her beauty. He always had a crush on her and he was delighted to see her again after so many long years, even if she wasn't. As he was looking at her application, Chessa slams it with her hand to get Howard's attention. She subsequently berates him about him becoming an evil masterminded and how much potential he could have had. However, he didn't pay attention to that since he was thinking of how "lucky" he was because despite looking like an elderly person while still being in his 20s (he didnt know at the time it was because of Psychogenetic Alterus). As soon as "she was done rambling", Howard says to her condescendingly and with a smirk: "Hey Chessa, remember that cave you told us explicitly not to enter back when we were kids?", in Serbian of course. She responds with "Well yeah! It was because it had a lot of dead people and stuff in it!". "No. There was more than that. I met the most wonderful being. He helped me through thick and thin, his name is YoY, and he will help you. I can introduce you to him. He is right next to me right now.", the crazed man recited. She was confused as to what exactly he was talking about but she decided to look to his left and there she found YoY.

This gave her flashbacks to the first time they went into Рагинг Субтерране in 1952 where she remembered her late friend claiming that he saw a green object after entering. She instantly associated that event with YoY. Without the need of his usual offer, YoY used some tunes to to modify Chessa's petrified and vexed expression into a more... flirtatious one. Without thinking, she fell instantly for Howard. Howard couldn't even say anything, she kept interrupting him with the phrase "LET'S GET MARRIED". After the 5th disruption, Howard complied, and just because "he can" Howard decided to make the wedding ceremony tomorrow. A few minutes later, he announced to the cult that he will get married, this was followed up by an all-nighter party.

The day April 17th marked an important day for the YoY Cult, the day where Howard Weedman got some bitches. The wedding took place at night and YoY took the role of the priest and says "̴̮̆M̷̡̛y̴̞̋ ̷̟̂ď̶̞i̴͖͝s̷͓̊ć̶̣i̸̦̕p̸̗̊l̶̖͊ě̸̟,̶̗͑ ̸͇̈́d̴̦͌ó̴̺ ̵͈͠ẙ̴̞ỏ̵͈u̴̦̎ ̶̞̂t̶̢͛a̵͕͊k̸͙̈ê̴̫ ̵̺́ț̶̛h̷̡͌i̴̭̾s̵̠̚ ̸͖̋e̵̳̓ä̶̺r̴̜͠t̵̺̂h̶͖̓l̸̟͗i̵͇͛n̸̥͐ĝ̷̫ ̷͕͊t̵̹̚ó̸̼ ̷̲́ḅ̴̍e̸̖̓ĉ̷̯o̴̲͐ṁ̴̡e̴̳͛ ̸̯̓y̸̰̌o̵͖͘ū̴͈r̴̼͐ ̴̧͒o̶͓̿ț̵͘h̵̜̎ę̸̾ṛ̸̈ ̴̠̉h̴̡͗à̴̜l̸͎̿f̸̯̂ ̴͉̽o̵̳̓ṟ̴͌ ̶̱͗w̶̙̄h̵͔͒a̶̯̔ť̷̘e̴̯͑v̷̛̥è̵̫r̵͈̾ ̷̹̀ị̶͋ ̶͍̅d̵̡̾o̴͓̕n̶̡̎ẗ̸̹́ ̷̫͋k̴͇͝ṋ̶̿o̴̅ͅw̵̠͌ ̷̣͠w̵͈͘h̸̻͠a̴̟̕t̶̜́ ̶̦̂t̸̖̅ḩ̸͋i̶̧͝s̷̰̾ ̶̮͂s̴̙̽h̶͈̀i̶͖̐t̶̲̓ ̶̖́i̸̳̎s̵̿ͅ ̸̳͑i̷̗̚d̶̓͜k̵̭̿ ̴̛̝g̴͖͆o̶͎͛ó̷̱d̵͚͑ḅ̵̃ý̷̘e̵̢̓ ̸̤͗I̵͉͝'̶̙̃m̸̈ͅ ̴̫̀o̴̤͛u̷̳͘ṫ̵̡t̷̙̽a̸̩̅ ̸̯̈́h̶̲̅e̷̦̅ȓ̸͕ë̸̡́"̶̗̃ ̷̪̽. YoY leaves the scene after ominously saying that he will "spice things up a bit" with a foreboding laughter. Regardless of this, the two kiss and then a large applause and cheer blasted the courtyard. An hour later, Howard and Chessa tried for a baby, eventually Chessa would take a pregnancy test and it would turn out positive, with of course another celebration. This is a huge turning point for the cult.

### Act 4 - Internal Tyranny

After the marriage, the cultists noticed that Howard is active extensively aggressive. This was usual to any outsider of course but this never happened to his own brethren. It began with the first incident which occurred the next day after his marriage; this is where Howard berated his butlers for "not waking him up earlier" despite 6:01 AM is the time he usually wakes up at. A week later, It continued with him beating his best friend at the time, Teodor Rakočevic, to a bloody pulp. Other incidents would occur such as: Howard locking up newcomers who he deemed as "irrelevant, uncertified and incompetent", Howard beating Chessa and calling her "obese" despite the latter being pregnant, and more

On January 17th 1965, Chessa Weedman gives birth to a baby boy whom she decided to name "Sergio Weedman". She was thrilled to have a baby since she always wanted to be a mother, however her pleasure was not mutual with that of Howard's. In fact, he didn't even show up to his wife's birthing in the prison hospital, therefore, as soon as he saw Sergio he immediately raged as if he was a 12 year old on XBOX LIVE, when he was asked by the cult doctors why he was being a pissbaby, he immediately responded with: "I FUCKING FORGOT THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT FUUUUUUCK!! NOW I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A LITTLE SHIT WHO'S GONNA FUCKING COST ME A LOT OF MONEY!" immediate red flags have appeared. The doctors interrogated: "Didn't you know that your wife was in labor for 14 hours? Weren't you with her an hour ago and you did nothing about it?" he responded anxiously and discontentedly with this following statement: "Well yeah i thought she wanted to take a massive shit so i left her be." With that, he exited the room angrily without even signing the (of course unofficial and illegitimate) birth certificate. A sigh echoed through the room. ̶S̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶g̶i̶n̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶v̶e̶r̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶s̶e̶l̶f̶.

Howard Weedman's new authoritarian and totalitarian behavior would be later reinforced with the fact that when Howard received ANY form of criticism, even minor, he would accuse them as heretics and "eliminate" them. This happened up until the end of 1968, 13 people would end up losing their lives due to Howard's impulsive executions; these 13 people consisted of a family of 5, angry old people and a few younglings. As he didn't expect people to be so "harshly critical" about his governance, Howard decided to add a new page to the book of YoY which reads: "All acts of heresy will be punished by a public execution where the sinner will be hung on the gallows then their remains will be immolated." After that, no one dared open their mouth and each member had a specific warden attached to them just so they don't say anything bad about the Supreme Weed man.

Despite being a toddler, Howard Weedman bombards and forces onto his son, Sergio, his ideologies and beliefs by any means necessary. This behavior was incessant to the point where Sergio, despite his very young age, was beginning to despise his father. Howard believed this would be considered as heresy however this is his son, which means his heir, he wouldn't want to upset his wife AND the rest of the cult (he doesnt care about Sergio). He decided to show him the aforementioned 6th page of the book of YoY, yet Sergio remains skeptical. After the latter exits the scene, Howard got so angry to the point where he scribbled all over the 6th page and crudely wrote "Is this what you want, Sergio?" repeadedly.

Howard Weedman also became an excessive alcoholic to the point where on November 9th 1969, an accidental and secret impregnation of an enslaved maid named Sahima Ramaswamy would happen during one of Howard's intoxicated episodes. Whoops. After a 9 month long time lapse, on August 9th 1966, the aforementioned maid, Sahima, would give birth to also a baby boy, initially the team took a two week long search to find out who the father is and in the end, it was revealed that Howard Weedman was the father. This sparked a massive outrage within Black Fortress, the cultists filter dropped and they all criticized Howard for being an infidel to their heart's content, the person who condemned Howard the most was Teodor. Howard had decided that he had enough so he informed all of his personnel to shoot at the "heretics" but told them to spare Teodor and lock him up in the dungeon; and so they did... On August 9th 1970, 2095 members would lose their lives due to Howard's corrupted facade, and as he wished, Teodor was locked up in the prison dungeon where he can find 5 other cultists there with the decaying skeletons of the old wardens.

Chessa was a witness to this incident and during its occurrence, something within her snapped. She woke up. She doesn't remember anything however, the only thing she remembered was that she was tasked by her boss in the SIA in order to do... something... she can't remember what, though. She heard the cries of a child behind her who was saying "MAMMA MAMMA, FATHER IS BEING BAD AGAIN", she was confused to both who this "mamma" and "father" are, this voice was getting louder as if the source was getting closer and closer to her, she decided to look behind her. She found a distressed boy who seemed to be aged around 4 to 5 years, the kid incoherently screaming the same thing frantically to her. She said to herself "Wow, how long have I been asleep for? Who is this father, anyway?"

Chessa looked more into the situation she's in and after a long conversation with the higher personnel, she found out about the whole predicament from the executions to the accidental pregnancy, she also learned that her husband is Howard Weedman and then something in her mind clicked: she remembered up until the moment she got brainwashed, which means that she retained her mission. She ran to look for the kitchen, she later found it and took a sharp knife from one of the drawers and then went to look for Howard. After a few minutes, she found him in their bedroom intoxicated once again, wary of his extreme umbrage, she then asks him to turn around to "show her his ass", which ultimately led to her, quite literally, backstabbing him, this SHOULD have been the end. However, it wasn't.

To Chessa's dismay, YoY, who was always there, spawned a force field around Howard which protected the latter from any damage caused by ulterior forces. She tried everything she could, such as, using different objects as weapons to attack Howard but she can't. Howard and YoY symbiotically said: "You are heretically going against your role, mademoiselle." with high reverberation, this activated her flight or fight response, her brain chose flight. So, she grabbed Sergio, Sahima and her son and ran away. Despite the front door being interiorly locked, they found a small opening from a window to which they used for their advantage.

Since Chessa knew the outside world would consider her as "Missing" for 6 years, she had to go back to the SIA HQ to inform everybody she's safe. Once she returned to the HQ there was a celebration that she was safe which made news coverage, they didn't care that she failed her mission, they only cared that she returned in one piece. She decided to secretly visit her family members back in Beirut, Lebanon and decided to live there since she is paranoid about staying in Yugoslavia because the cult might hunt her down.

After a 5 hour long flight, the quartet arrived to Lebanon with open arms from Chessa's family, they also celebrated her return. Life is looking better for them, after a few months, Sahima got married to a well-respected man and bought a large apartment in the capital after being employed in a job by Chessa. The latter also achieved greatness, despite being on the run from the cultists, she married a man named "Zahir Abu Znood" and she bought a good-looking house but it was in a discrete village in North Lebanon named Qalhat which was in the mountains. She gave birth to male twins named "Zaki Abu Znood" and "Ziad Abu Znood" She gave her son schooling in the nearby school to which Sergio got great grades in; it was certainly a better life than the ones they were subjected to in Black Fortress, however, how long will this tranquility and prosperity really last?

### Act 5 - Coup d'état

Back in Black Fortress, things aren't really looking up at all. The lower ranked cultists were outraged to the fact that one of the only two non-tyrannical figure, their only hope for the YoY Cult, had left them all to die and rot in this literal prison 9 years ago. Howard Weedman didn't change his behavior, he kept berating people, intimidating them, caused many murders and many many many more.

This wouldn't be an issue if it wasn't for the fact that the members cannot leave the cult since their soul is bound to YoY, which means they will die, yet some members thought that resorting to death is a better fate than being tormented by this cult and its leader, which led to the deaths of exactly 302 people.

"My fellow YoY disciples, i have another announcement for you all today. This cult was made to worship YoY and be a friendly cult, ok minus the school and the prison incidents, but seriously it was made to celebrate YoY's generosity, not to cause in-fights, tension and deaths for our members. Mrs. Chessa, if you are somehow listening to this, i just want you to know that you leaving us all to rot is the worst decision you could have ever made. For 8, almost 9 years now, your husband's behavior has gotten worse and worse, we don't know what is happening to him anymore. I, Teodor Rakočevic, will halt his tyranny, i will save you all from this ever-lasting turmoil. You will all be liberated. I just need all of your help to overthrow this scum. If you want to help make a difference, meet us at the Canteen on midnight." blasted through the intercom in the late evening of July 5th 1978. Teodor made sure that the higher personnel and Howard Weedman wouldn't listen to this announcement.

A lot of the oppressed members were convinced by his words, therefore they waited three hours for midnight to come. Once it was 12:00 sharp, a large flock of cultists swarmed the canteen, Teodor was there with 5 guards. He told all of the people to be quiet and to not alert Howard and the others. Subsequently, Teodor divised a plan for the revolution: 1 group blocks the exits, 1 is offensive and the other is defensive. They needed time to prepare since the plan is very intricate and needs a lot of rehearsal and practice. This is all well and good, however, two months within the planning, one of the 5 guards was discovered to secretly be a mole spying on the resistance for Howard. This discovery led to the mole spilling all of the resistance's plan to Howard and the higher personnel, which ultimately led to a "civil war" between the two parties on September 26th 1978.

Despite the fact the resistance was extremely under-developed and under-prepared, within 4 months of the battle, the resistance easily won the battle without any effort since Howard's party was outnumbered and sloppy. Teodor and the rest of the cultists had finally won the battle against tyranny, he can finally make this seem like a non-aggression and friendly cult to any outsiders. Howard Weedman was exiled out of Black Fortress and he was homeless for the rest of his life, since he couldn't find a job or get an apartment due to him being on the run, he had to live off the land and be isolated from the rest of society... without YoY.

"Now that we have taken care of the tyrant now all we have to do now is to take revenge on that traitor and her bastard son." is what was said as the final speech by Teodor Rakočevic after his coronation.

### Act 6 - The Son

We now are going to steer away from the events within the walls of Black Fortress Correctional Center, especially after that whole altercation that happened between Teodor Rakočevic and Howard Weedman. Now let's focus more on what is happening with our fugitives back in the Switzerland of the Middle East, well, it seems to be in jeopardy right now due to the fact that it is undergoing a civil war. However, our escapees seem to be safe with Sahima her husband and child staying at her best friend Chessa's house up in the north since Qalhat was unaffected by the war at the time.

The main person we need to focus on is, the "bastard son", Sergio Weedman, originally the heir to Howard Weedman's throne, who was living a decent and quiet life. When he's not painstakingly studying for his tests and exams, his favorite hobbies consist of hanging out with his friends, siblings and girlfriend, playing on his Atari 2600, recording his adventures, and finally, cycling. He loved doing all these thing, unfortunately, he wouldn't know that the day, May 23 of 1981, would be the day that one of his favorite hobbies, cycling, would be the cause of his detriment.

This all started when on 1:45 PM, directly after lunchtime, Chessa and the other residents decided to leave their home to check on their respective families that are out of town, they decided to leave Sergio in charge of the home since he had end of year exams that he needed to do good at. After they left, Sergio would end up not doing that because he's tired of it so he went to fulfill his need to exercise his legs and have a blast, he decided to take a camera with him and record his venture and keep it as a VHS tape for to his girlfriend Pamela to view when she comes back from the USA, cuz yknow, the war. Now, for context, Sergio's house is directly in front of a road, and whenever Sergio cycled he had always went to the right since that's where all the stores and stuff were and the streets were fairly safe. He commentates about this and then to "change things up a bit", he decided to go to the left for the first time.

The road had a sharp incline since this was a mountainous region, he pulled on the brakes when he reached the end of the incline. The loud sound generated from the rubber tires grinding on the asphalt was immediately followed up by a fast tapping sound accompanied by the jingling of small metal, both sounds got progressively louder. Sergio noticed this and decided to look behind him, his gaze was met wit that of an excited german sheperd which he immediately recognized to be his friendly next door neighbor's excitable yet amiable dog named Rocky. Sergio would always bring leftovers to Rocky.

He greeted him and pet him for about 5 minutes before Rocky saw a wasp and rapidly ran off to the direction that Sergio was cycling to, "HEY WAIT UP" Sergio says in a concerned voice, he didn't want to lose this dog. He saw that Rocky ran in a road ramification between two houses, a slightly old purple house and a nice looking stone house with red windows. Sergio decided to cycle after him but as soon as he entered the road ramification he heard a loud and raspy voice coming from the back balcony of the purple house telling him to stop where he's going. He looked to his top right and found an octogenarian woman warning him of the dangers of the path and how he needs to tread carefully.

Sergio says that: "Sorry m-ma'am, im just looking for a dog that ran over here", however the lady says that the dog was "long gone" and how he couldn't be saved. He didn't want to sound rude, but at the moment, Sergio thought that that she was going through a manic episode or something because he looked at the path and it was literally just an asphalt path with like 4 houses beside it and trees scattered around. He replied with: "Ma'am, t-there really is nothing there it seems very peaceful actually", the lady responded with: "Fine. But i do warn you. If you go up the hill. You might never come down. And if you do, you will not be the same." this was followed by the elderly exiting the balcony.

Well that was weird, he already had enough of philosophy class and didn't want to hear any more riddles, so he decided to get a move on. He searched through the block and decided to knock on the doors of the four houses he previously mentioned questioning them if they have seen Rocky anywhere, sadly this was met with a negative response all across the board.

Alright well, that was failure, as soon as he started moping he heard the cries, howls and large barks of a canine that is similar to Rocky's, Sergio was startled at first but then became ecstatic over the fact that he and his canine friend can go home safely. He noticed that the howls came from the direction of a gate that was ajar and which was extended with either side by a metal spiky fences covered in moss, ivy, plants, flowers and was built on top of a 4 brick tall concrete wall and the latter was constructed in front of a large chain of trees. He speculated that this fence and gate separated the four houses from whatever was on the other side the road that the lady warned him about. He decided to investigate further. He opened the gate agape and was met with a large barren hill and at its peak was an old decadent structure that took the form of a stone rectangle, is this the hill that the old lady was rambling on about? At that moment, he sensed a moment of deja vu, as if he once heard the story of an individual who was in the same predicament as him, trying to search for those dear to him, yet, he failed.

Nevertheless, he decided to shrug this sentiment off as "one of those strange moments" and decided to yonder forth atop the hill, still cycling and filming. What was strange about this whole, in particular, was how barren and grassless it was considering the fact it was juxtaposed with a mountainous chain that was lush, full of trees and greenery, which made this hill stick out like a soar thumb. Keeping this discrepancy in mind, Sergio continued further, ignoring the bees and wasps swarming around the vicinity, and after a few minutes, he had finally reached the top. Once he stopped panting, he looked up and saw the structure up close,

    it was a weird 6 brick tall concrete stricture, similar to that of the fence, but there was a pile of un recognizable material in the front right of it.

Moreover, he can hear Rocky's cries inside this 20 by 6 hell and as a well-mannered and well-taught Samaritan, he wanted to help out his homie. He noticed on the front of the structure to be a metal door with a handle on it, it looked like it wouldn't budge since the door looked like it sealed the interior of the stone rectangle. However, our boy, Sergio thought it was worth a shot to try the handle, he pulled and despite what he thought, it actually worked. At that very moment, Sergio was surprised by two things: One; how he managed to open the door effortlessly and flawlessly. Two; "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE".

With the help of the opportune afternoon sun which illuminated the interior happenings of the hut, he can witness the occurrences within the building's straight-lined walls. He found dead dogs, many of them, too many; they were being stood on by 5 men dressed in what seemed to be dark green robes with a strange symbol in the front. The collective smell of the rotten carrions and the unhygienic bottoms of the five people. Of course, the most intimidating one approached him first:

"Hey... I recognize you. You're Sergio Weedman... You used to sit on my lap all the time".

"Damn bro, is that the fondest memory you have of me, you sick bastard".

"Hehe, you acquired a sense of humor. If you don't remember me, I'm your... I FUCKING HATE YOUR TYRANT OF A FATHER... ahem... excuse me... what i meant to say was that i was his best friend... surely i assume you recognize the name Teodor Rakočevic, don't you?"

"Yeah, surely, you assumed wrong. Never heard that name in my life, in fact, i dont even remember my father's name, let alone that of a wannabe."

"Wannabe? *pushes Sergio out of the doorway and onto the orange-yellow ground* HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT! YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!"

"Nnggh. Maybe I would be nicer if you assholes didnt kill like 15 dogs... You better let my mans Rocky go, RIGHT NOW."

"Heh. Or else what?"

"I don't know... i'll call the police i guess."

"POLICE? HAHAHAHAHAHA! THE POLICE ISN'T GOING TO SAVE YOU, THEY WERE NEVER A THREAT TO US!"

"Ok well, what the fuck do you want, man?"

"To finish off you and your traitor of a mother."

"'*gets back up*, what the hell do you mean by that man? My mom is great."

"*explains what happened when Chessa left*"

"Well yeah, she wanted to get away from you goofy fucks. Please don't kill her man she just wanted a better futur for the both of us without you shitheads fucking everything up."

"Enough talking. How about a deal? You. Join us. Take this dog with you. Make the YoY Cult become worldwide and mainstream by telling your friends, then your friends will tell their friends and their friends will-"

"WHAT THE FUCK, BRO? HELL NO!"

"Ah ah ah. You didn't let me finish. What's in it for you is that YOU will be given all of the rights you can ever desire. AND you can even let your mother see the light of another day."

"You know what, fuck it man. I'll accept. From what I've read somewhere, cults aren't always bad. And as lons as mom is safe, I'll do anything."

"hahahahahHHAHAHAHA. Good choice... fool."

### Epilogue - New World Order

Sergio had no choice, he had to join. At first, Teodor made the cult look as friendly as friendly could be. But sooner or later, the filter would drop and he would see how ugly the cult really is, and the worst part is that he cannot leave. Sergio invited Rocky to Black Fortress where the latter would be assigned to be the alarm clock for waking up cultists. In addition, Sergio also complied to Teodor's request. The cassette was sent to Pamela and Palema got converted and convinced her friends which led to a large domino effect where a small percentage of the youth of every country in the world converted to YoYism.

This cult has never seen this amount of growth before, however, it won't be the last time.