Bork

Mr. Suck, or “Bork” for short is a deranged psychopathic man infamous for his many war crimes, including, but not limited to numerous accounts of slavery, the bombing of Pearl Harbour, the Damour massacre and EVERY last war crime committed in Uganda from the year 1965 to present day. Currently Bork stands untried for his many crimes and lives out his dictator fantasies in the Mitten Squad Discord Server where he rules over all users with an iron fist. According to many insider reports he once castrated a man for calling him, “Fork”. Over the years he has shipped over 300 people to Iran for saying his taste in music was bad. When questioned by the Washington Police Department about this he refused to answer and later that evening 100,000$ in cash was anonymously forwarded into every officer’s bank account. According to his right hand man, Reed he often frequents concerts, eats unhealthy amounts of ice-cream and smokes literal boatloads of weed. Bork is a known racist and homophobe with extremely close ties to many white supremacist organizations and has been sighted conversing with the grand wizard of the KKK many times dating as far back as to the origins of the KKK. He denies these claims, stating, “How could anyone live that long?” though the pictures are clearly of him. Many believe that Bork is an incarnation of the Devil and that he has been sent by the dark lord himself to destroy the universe. Though this is a difficult conclusion to reach, it is true that Bork has been seen in the company of Hitler himself whilst sporting devil horns. The Devil himself, when asked about Bork, replied, “I’m not the devil, I’m just a man”. Bork has also been seen with a small boy named, “Suckie” who is believed to be the devil’s spawn. Although we’re unsure whether he is the Devil himself, we know for a fact that Bork is a confirmed Satanist and has been seen performing rituals in his home which include, but are not limited to; the consumption of human flesh, the sacrifice of animals and the drinking of blood of virgin women. The people of the Mitten Squad Discord server have been advised to stay away from Bork at all costs as he is a known psychopath and is capable of any and all evil. Despite our warnings many revere Bork, worshipping him as a god. Bork has been seen calling upon the powers of hell for many mischievous purposes, enslaving the minds of government officials and delaying game releases for fun. It is believed that his worming into the government is part of his plan to destroy the world, and that the only way to stop him is to destroy the world. As a last resort, the people of the Mitten Squad Discord server have been advised to gather any and all weapons and barricade themselves in their homes should we be unable to kill him. The FBI is currently investigating Bork for his many crimes against humanity and has been instructed to confiscate all of his guns, including his beloved AR-15 and nuclear detonation codes. For more information on Bork/Mr. Suck please refer to the following links:

http://mittensquad.wikia.com/wiki/Mr\_Suck

http://mittensquad.wikia.com/wiki/Mr\_Suck\_of\_Evil

http://mittensquad.wikia.com/wiki/Mr\_Suck\_of\_Evil\_of\_Evil