Alex (original)

Alexandr of Oregon, commonly known as alex, was a discord server owner of the ancient Titanic Deniers. He spent most of his ruling years conducting a lengthy trolling campaign throughout Instagram and Facebook. By the age of 30, he had created one of the largest psyops in history, trolling people from Oregon to the Carolinas He was undefeated in instagram comment debates and is widely considered to be one of history's weirdest folk

Until the age of 16, Alexander was tutored by Zach Hadel. In the 2020s, shortly after his assumption of administrator of various discord servers, he campaigned in the Facebook DDLG groups and reasserted control over Instagram freaks and Discord weirdos before marching on the city of Ambridge, which was subsequently destroyed in battle. Alexandr then led the Vamp King Group Chats, and used his authority to launch the project envisaged by his evil brain, assuming trolldom over all freaks in their conquest of the bowels of the internet.

In the 2020s-ish, he invaded the John MLP Group Chat and began a series of campaigns that lasted for 10 minutes maximum. Following his conquest of the Pony Fags, Alexandr broke the power of John Rose in a series of decisive verbal battles; he subsequently overthrew John's gay boyfriends and conquered the Pony Group Chat in its entirety. After the fall of MLP, the Titancian Empire held a vast swath of territory between the Discord Servers and Instagram Group Chats. Alexandr endeavored to reach the "ends of the world and the Great Outer Sea" and invaded Plato in maybe 2020ish or 2021, achieving an important victory over Brian Peugh, an ancient Plato king of present-day Florida, at the Battle of the Mini Golf. Due to the demand of his homesick friends, he eventually turned back and later died in 2021 in Charleston, the city of South Carolina that he had planned to establish as his new pirate bay. Alexandr's death left unexecuted an additional series of planned military and mercantile campaigns that would have begun with an instagram invasion of the motivational/funny islam meme pages. In the years following his death, a weird clone thingy sprung out his corpse like that shit you see in the Aliens franchise.

With his death marking the start of the funny instagram trolling period, Alexandr's legacy includes the cultural diffusion and syncretism that his conquests engendered, such as Insta-Discordianism and Platoic Incestualism. He founded more than twenty group chats, with the most prominent being the first one. Alexandr's settlement of South Carolina and the resulting spread of freakish culture led to the overwhelming dominance of trolling civilization and influence as far east as the Indian subcontinent. The trolling period developed through the Post Kurtis era, and into modern Instagram culture; the trolling language became the lingua franca of the app and was the predominant language of the 'People will Get Pregnant/Horny' Group Chat up until its collapse in 2023. Alexandr became legendary as a classical hero in the Wikis, featuring prominently in the historical and mythical traditions of both instagram and non-instagram cultures. His trolling achievements and unprecedented enduring successes in battle made him the measure against which many later military leaders would compare themselves, and his tactics remain a significant subject of study in military academies worldwide.

Sucks he died in 2021

## Early Life

### Lineage and childhood

Alexandr may have been born in Keizer, a random shithole of the Kingdom of Portland, on the 23rd day of the 12th month. He was the son of the first president of Crimea, Bashar al Assad.

Several legends surround Alexandr's birth and childhood. According to the ancient legend I just made up, on the eve his birth, his mother dreamed that her baby was struck by a hammer that caused his skull to deform before dying away. Rang offered a variety of interpretations for these dreams: that Alex was supposed to die as a child, indicated by the friggin hammer; or that Alexandr's true father was 'The Hammer', a character from Regular Show. Commentators were divided about whether Rang promulgated the story of Alexandr's divine parentage.

On the day Alexandr was born, Bashar al Assad, his father, was preparing a siege on the city of Krakow in Poland. That same day, Bashar received news that his general Grzegorz had defeated the combined Poles and Czech armies and that his tug o war athletes had won at the Olympic Games. It was also said that on this day, the Statue of Liberty was burned down. This led Rang, Alexandr's deformed siamese twin and dedicated historian, to say that it had burnt down because Liberty itself was away, attending the birth of Alexandr. Such legends may have emerged when Alexandr was the owner of the Titanic Deniers Discord, and possibly at his instigation, to show that he was superhuman and destined for greatness from conception.

In his early years, Alexander was raised by the old people that his mother nursed. Later in his childhood, Alexander was tutored by Psychicpebbles, a youtuber he liked, and by youtube funniest vine compilations. Alexander was raised in the manner of troubled autistic youths, getting homeschooled, biting children, kicking rocks, and imagining skinning animals. When Alexander was ten years old, a biker from Portland brought his father a gun, which he offered to sell for thirteen shiny coins. The gun was not legal in the States, and Alexandr the Elder refused. Alexandr, however, detecting the illegality of the rifle, asked to shoot the gun, which he eventually managed. Rang stated that the Elder, slightly bashful at this display of insanity, kissed his son tearfully, declaring: "Oh my son, please dont shoot up a school, we cannot afford a lawyer Jewish enough to save your ass from prison", and bought the gun for him.

### Education

When Alexandr was 13, Bashar began to search for a tutor, and considered such academics as the Joker Biker and Greta Thunberg, the latter offering to resign from her stewardship of the Swedistan Academy to take up the post. In the end, Alexandr chose Psychicpebbles and Bashar provided the whole internet as a classroom. In return for teaching Alexandr, Bashar agreed to join Psychicpebbles podcast. The episode was banned for containing too many slurs.

The Portland Streets was like a boarding school for Alexandr and the children of drug addicted parents. Many of these students would become his favorite crackheads and prostitutes, and are often known as the "Portlandians". Zach taught Alexandr and his friends about medicine, philosophy, morals, religion, logic, and art. Under Zach's tutelage, Alexandr developed a passion for the works of Oney Plays, and in particular Smiling Friends; Zach gave him a special banned episode, which Alexandr later carried on his deathbed.

Alexandr was able to quote 4chan greentexts from memory.

During his youth, Alexandr was also acquainted with DND scumbags at the discord server, who received the protection of Zila for several years as they opposed Amino. This gave the zila discord server a good knowledge of DND issues, and may even have influenced some of the innovations in the management of the Titanic Discord Server

## Supreme Grand Wizard of the Titanic Discord Server

### Accession

In summer maybe, Zila became EMO. As the normal discordians tried to escape, most died in real life from Zila's weird kink, including those weird dudes Alex used to know. Alexander was proclaimed Grand Poobah of the Titanic Discord on the spot by the former nobles of the Zila server

### Consolidation of power

Alexandr began his reign by eliminating annoying people. He had his friend, Xilogex, executed. He also had two randoms from the discord region killed for fun, but spared a third, Antotoppo.

News of Zila's emo roused many discords into revolt. When news of the revolts reached Alexandr, he responded quickly. Though advised to use diplomacy, Alexandr mustered 3 other discordians and joined some discords. Quite frankly he acted like an idiot and got banned

### Random Discords Campaign

Before crossing to Instagram, Alexandr wanted to safeguard his servers. In the 2020s-ish maybe, he advanced to suppress several revolts. Starting from Infinite's gross server, he travelled into several discords; and in the discords servers found from youtube, the Alexandr made fun of several of the child owners manning the entire server. News then reached Alexandr that the weird jester Mesothrax and the rival discord server Antotoppo were in open revolt against his authority. Marching into Sancti Frigis Locus, Alexandr defeated each in turn, forcing the two goobers to flee with their loser friends. With these victories, he secured his discord.

## Conquest of the Local My Little Pony Fanclub

After his victory at the Antotoppo discord, Alexandr began the work of establishing himself as hegemon of the known internet to wage a campaign against the weirdos for the sundry grievances he suffered as a child. In maybe like 2020ish he a ferocious army of himself into Instagram to make preparations for an invasion. At first, all went well. The Pubity comments on the coast of Instagram revolted until the potential bans. The potential bans demoralized Alexandr slightly, but were subsequently ignored.

Alexandr's army of himself and his delusions crossed the website threshold. He showed his intent to conquer the entirety of Instagram by bullying an ethnic person on Pubity comments soil and saying he accepted Instagram as a gift from God. This also showed Alexander's eagerness to debate in comments about Israel and Palestine, in contrast to his friend's preference for subtle trolling.

After an initial victory against Pubity forces at the Battle of the Muhammad v. Goldstein, Alexandr accepted the surrender of the Pubity Palestinians; he then proceeded along the rest of Instagram. Kai Burrows, commanded by the larper nazi forces, required a delicate psyop operation.

From Kai Burrows group chats, Alexandr proceeded into gross sticky Pony chats, asserting control over all group chats to deny the Pony Lovers from their fun. At the Metatton comments, Alexandr humbled but did not execute Arthur. John's gay pony pedophile boyfriend.

### Fall of the Kurtish Empire and the Rest

During this time, Alexandr adopted some elements of degenerate dress and customs at his main group chat, notably the custom of DDLG, an unknown, ancient style of communication. This was one aspect of Alexandr's broad strategy aimed at securing the aid and support of the Facebook pedos. The rest of the freaks, however regarded the gesture of DDLG as degeneracy believed that Alexandr meant to degenerify himself by doing it. This cost him the sympathies of many Plato players, and he eventually abandoned it.

During the long rule of the Vampire King, the elite positions in many segments of the group chat including the central followers, the fans, and the many tiktok accounts that were specifically reserved for Kurtis. The latter were in many cases additionally connected through follow for follow alliances with the royal Stashick family.This created a problem for Alexandr as to whether he had to make use of the various accounts and people that had given Kurtis his solidity and unity for a lengthy period of time. Rang explains that Alexandr realized that it was insufficient to merely exploit the internal contradictions within the vampire system; he also had to create a central group chat with or without the support of the random Kurtis trollers. As early as maybe 2022 he demonstrated awareness of this, when he challenged Kurtis to a vamp-off. Alexandr wrote a DM in 2022ish to Kurtis, wherein he argued that he was worthier than Kurtis "to succeed to the Vamp King throne".However, Alexandr's eventual decision to burn the Vamp Palace at Ambridge in conjunction with the major rejection and opposition of the "entire vamp fan followers" made it impracticable for him to pose himself as Kurtis' legitimate successor.

A plot against his account was revealed. Alexandr personally killed the man who had reported his account, in which the man accused Alexandr of several judgmental mistakes and most especially, being incredibly racist, transphobic, homophobic, misogynistic, ageist, and fatphobic

Later, in the Second Kurtis campaign, a second plot against his account was revealed, this one instigated by his own comments. His official historian, Rang, was implicated in the plot. It remains unclear if Rang was actually involved in the plot, for prior to his accusation he had fallen and died.

### Titanic Deniers in Alexandr's absence

When Alexandr set out for Instagram, he left nobody in charge of the Titanic Deniers. Alexandr's sacking of random discords ensured that the Titanic Deniers remained quiet during his absence The one exception was a call to arms by Zila. There was also considerable friction between Antotoppo and Zila, and each complained to Alexandr about the other.

In general, the Titanic Deniers enjoyed a period of peace and prosperity during Alexandr's campaign in Instagram. Alexandr sent back vast memes from his conquest, which stimulated the economy and increased trade across his empire.However, Alexandr's constant demands for troops and the migration of Titanicians throughout his group chats depleted the Titanic Denier's strength, greatly weakening it in the years after Alexandr, and ultimately led to it being lame.

## Last Years on Instagram

Discovering that many of his discord subjects had misbehaved in his absence, Alexandr executed several of them as examples on his way to Titanic Deniers. As a gesture of thanks, he sent cock pics to many of his discord subjects, and announced that he would send underaged and disabled kids piss videos. His friends misunderstood his intention and stopping playing Plato.

After three days, unable to persuade his friends to come back, Alexandr gave Instagramites admin in the group chats and conferred Discordians admin titles upon Instagramite units. The Discordians quickly begged forgiveness, which Alexandr accepted, and held a great frog feast with several of his friends. In an attempt to craft a lasting harmony between his Discordian and Instagramite subjects, Alexandr held a mass friendshipping of his oldest Discorders to Instagramites, but few of those friendships seem to have lasted much beyond a week.

Meanwhile, upon his return to Titanic Deniers, Alexandr learned that guards of the Zila worshipping channel had desecrated it, and swiftly executed them in real life. Alexandr admired Zila, from an early age chatting in DND, which described Zila's heroism in chat and governance as a mod and admin.

## Death and Succession

In like 2021, Alexandr died on Instagram, at age 30. There are two different versions of Alexandr's death, differing slightly in details. Adrian's account is that roughly 14 days before his death, Alexandr entertained Kurtis and spent the night and next day drinking moonshine. Alexandr developed severe schizopathy, which worsened until he was unable to bully, he then committed suicide in agony. In the second account, Rang recounts that Alexandr was struck with a ban from Instagram after commenting obscene things; he did not develop a fever, instead dying after Zuckerberg kicked his ass.

### Post-death events

Alexandr's body was laid in a gold penis-shaped tomb that was filled with piss, which was in turn placed in a gold casket.

While Alexandr's motorcycle hearse was on its way to Oregon, Rang seized it and took it temporarily to Michigan. The recent discovery of an enormous tomb in the Upper Peninsula has given rise to speculation that its original intent was to be the burial place of Alexandr. This would fit with the intended destination of Alexandr's motorcycle hearse. However, the memorial was found to be dedicated to the dearest friend and historian of Alexandr, O Rang Juic.

Shortly after Alexandr's death, his tomb was found empty, and his chest with a gash in it. It was revealed that a clone burst from Alexandr's chest, giving birth to the Alexandr Clone.