A Thespian's Life

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*"Hey, baby. You're looking good. That smile's worth a million G."*
**Cute girl**

*"What? Are you talking to me? What a creep..."*
**Mikhail**

*"Aw, don't be like that... Although, I kinds dig it when you call me names..."*
**Cute girl**

*"Leave me alone!"*
**Patroka**

*"...Ugh. You heard the lady. Cut it out, Mik."*
**Mikhail**

*"What, Patroka? Why you gotta butt in on my moment of sweet bliss?"*
**Patroka**

*"Sweet? Oh please. She looked ready to barf."*
**Mikhail**

*"You sweet, naive girl. She was just playing hard to get! Girls are cute like that."*
**Patroka**

*"There's no helping your sick brain any more, is there. Did you come all this way just to bother innocent women?"*
**Mikhail**

*"But of course. What about it? I've heard this stone is popular with the ladies."*
**Patroka**

*"Ohhhhhh boy..."*
**Mikhail**

*"Now, listen. This is an important part of my quest for self-improvement."*
**Patroka**

*"This? So you're improving yourself to be an even bigger perv."*
**Mikhail**

*"No no no, Patroka. You know what makes a good man? A little attention from a good woman, that's what."*
**Patroka**

*"Those ones aren't even giving you the time of day, though."*
**Mikhail**

*"Urk... C'mon, Driver, back me up here! You think I'm a good man, right?"*
### Option 1 (Mikhail +1000 Trust)

**Mòrag**

*"I think you're just fine."*
**Mikhail**

*"See? Some people get it! In fact, you've just won my heart. Let's get married, you and me!"*
**Patroka**

*"You really will just take about anyone, huh?"*
**Mikhail**

*"That was a joke. Relax. Seriously though, having a partner makes all the difference, doesn't it? I mean, look at Rex - he was just a salvager, but now? Why, he's the Aegis's Driver!"*
**Patroka**

*"That's an extreme example... But yeah, maybe you're not wrong."*
**Mikhail**

*"Right?! For us Blades, I think it's important to branch out. Just being buddy-buddy with our Drivers can only get us so far. There's plenty of areas where you can only grow through contact with others, don't you think?"*
**Patroka**

*"Sure, I guess..."*
**Mikhail**

*"I'm so glad we've reached an understanding, Patroka!"*
**Patroka**

*"...Uh-huh."*
**Mikhail**

*"...Uhh?"*
**Patroka**

*"But, uh..."*
**Mikhail**

*"Yeah?"*
**Patroka**

*"What's that got to do with you bein' a perv?"*
**Mikhail**

*"Ugh, she worked it out?!"*
**Patroka**

*"I'm so done with you!"*
**Mòrag**

*"They get along so well..."*
### Option 2 (Mikhail +900 Trust)

**Mòrag**

*"I think not."*
**Mikhail**

*"What?!"*
**Patroka**

*"Saw it coming."*
**Mikhail**

*"Driver...my Driver! I trusted you, and yet you repay me with heartless words and wound my soul. Patroka, let me seek comfort in your tender embrace!"*
**Patroka**

*"Like hell!"*
**Mikhail**

*"Don't you reject me too! You're basically the only one I have left here."*
**Patroka**

*"I told you to piss off!"*
**Mikhail**

*"Don't be so stubborn!"*
**Patroka**

*"Who's being stubborn?!"*
**Mikhail**

*"I see. You still think I'm joking, huh? Well now... To prove how serious I am... I will do anything you ask of me! If you tell me not to pester other girls, I won't... And if you tell me to learn to eat sour pickled plums, well, I'll surely try. Come on, say it. Anything at all! My seriousness is on the line."*
**Patroka**

*"...All right. Smash your Core Crystal up then, would you?"*
**Mikhail**

*"So harsh!"*
**Patroka**

*"I thought you said you'd do anything?"*
**Mikhail**

*"Uh, I... That's a very...literal reading..."*
**Patroka**

*"Oh, and here I though you were serious about me."*
**Mikhail**

*"...I... I'm sorry. I may have taken it too far."*
**Patroka**

*"So you admit you were toying with me... As punishment, you will be the party packhorse! That should give you time for self-improvement."*
**Mikhail**

*"C'mon, Patroka... Pleeeeeaseee..."*