Heikki's Sauna/Story

Maddie: Is everything alright?! What happened?

Heikki: Oh this? It’s nothing.

Maddie: What do you mean, nothing? Your home! It’s DESTROYED!

Heikki: A strong will takes a man through a grey rock.

Maddie: Translation?

Heikki: We shall rebuild.   … Again.

Maddie: Again?!

**After 3 Dismantle burned wall**

Heikki: It doesn’t help to cry at the market, you know…

Maddie: Oh alright… What needs to be done?

Heikki: Well, first we need to clear all this rubble, then we can get to work rebuilding. However, some of the things you’ll need, you’ll find from the lighthouse! That sausage is for you.

Maddie: Ooh, I get to go up there?! Wait… Sausage?!

**After 8 Remove burned debris**

Heikki: Thank you for all the help so far!

Maddie: No problem, Heikki! Speaking of which, I noticed your lighthouse is an absolute mess!

Heikki: Oh yes… I haven’t been there in ages… Not since the accident.

Maddie: Accident?!

Heikki: Tell you what! As a thank you for helping me rebuild the sauna, you get to keep the lighthouse room for yourself!

Maddie: Are you serious?!

Heikki: What comes whistling, goes singing. Besides, I don’t need it anymore.

Maddie: Th… THANK YOU!! I can’t believe it! A room of my own that’s filled with so much history!

**After 58 Fix telescope**

Maddie: Amazing! I can see all of Hopewell Bay from here! What a view!

**After 72 Build new floor**

Heikki: No niin! You’ll need the right type of wood, if you want to build a proper Finnish sauna.

Maddie: I’m sure any type of wood would work.

Heikki: Maddie… This is a serious matter. The sauna is the landscape of the soul!

Maddie: Oh… I didn’t know it was that important.

Heikki: The soul Maddie…. the soul.

Maddie: So what’s the right wood?

Heikki: Birch!

**After 92 Add vihta to the barrel**

Maddie: Oooh! This looks inviting!

Maddie: It’s ice cold!

Heikki: Of course it is! It’s the secret to a good sauna, you know…

**After 93 Place the Sauna’s wall painting**

Hekki: Every good sauna needs a good “kiuas”!

Maddie: That’s what heats the sauna, right?

Heikki: Good! You’re learning! Ha! That reminds me of the time the kiuas caught fire and-

Maddie: Let me guess… The sauna burned down?

Heikki: Exactly!

Maddie: How many times has this place burned down?

Heikki: …

Maddie: Hmm… Probably easier to ask how many times it hasn’t.

**After 97 Put the heater rocks back**

Maddie: This thing should heat the sauna to a nice and toasty temperature of…

Maddie: One hundred and eighty-five degrees?!! You could cook food in here!

Heikki: Yes… I sometimes do. Nothing like cooking alongside your own food.

Maddie: …

**After 108 Fix and put the old towel back**

Heikki: You know, this reminds me of the time when Charlie accidentally burned the sauna down.

Maddie: What?!

Heikki: Yeah, it was hilarious! We accidentally locked ourselves outside with nothing but our towels on. In the winter!

Maddie: It must have been cold!

Heikki: And Charlie said, “I have an idea! Let’s use my lock picks!“

Maddie: Lock picks?!

Heikki: Haha! But it was so dark, he needed a light and accidentally set his towel on fire!

Heikki: I tried to blow it out with my towel, but that caught fire too!

Maddie Oh, no… Wait… Did you say you were only wearing towels?

Heikki: So there we were in the resin, two old men in their birthday suits, staring at our sauna burning down!

Maddie: Please let me forget that mental image…

Heikki: \*sigh\* Time makes memories golden…

Maddie: Not that one at least… But why would Grandpa have lock picks?

**After 114 Add Sauna dressing stool**

Maddie: You mentioned lock picks earlier?

Heikki: Ah yes! Your grandfather was a rogue/assassin!

Maddie: A what?!

Heikki: Oh! I meant in the game we often played! He liked his character so much, he wanted to learn some of her skills.

Maddie: Lock picking?

Heikki: Better than learning how to assassinate someone.

Maddie: I guess so…

Maddie: I wonder if Grandpa lost his lock picking set in the fire?

**After 166 Add the clean compass**

Maddie: What’s this thing? A compass? No…

Maddie: This thing is too complicated to be a compass… Wait a minute! Does it say longitude on it?

Maddie: Incredible! This seems to be some sort of device that can calculate accurate longitude!

Maddie: Why haven’t I ever heard of this thing before?!

**After 180 Heat up the Sauna**

Heikki: Today must be your lucky day because I found those lock picks I was telling you about!

Heikki: Your grandfather had those specially made for him. Look at the engraving in the leather.

Maddie: “When keys are not an option.”

Heikki: I never understood that one. Your grandfather did like his riddles.

Maddie: Hold on… I know what he means!