My Little Simpsons Parody Das Bus

On their way to a "Model UN" conference, the CHS students become stranded of a desert island. Meanwhile, Big Mac starts a business on the internet.

**NOTE: I HAVE MY OWN CHARACTER NAMED KEVIN: MY OWN "OC"**

## ACT ONE

 *A storm rages on a dark cloudy sky and Noah, played by a man waits for God to command him.*

**God:** Noah! They shalt builts thyself an ark, measuring 300 cubits in length!

**Man:** *(writing on a stone tablet)* 300 cubits... give or take.

**God:** Exactly 300! And thou shalt taketh two of every creature!

**Man:** *(writing it down)* Two creatures.

**God:** Two of EVERY creature!

**Man:** Even stink beetles?

**God:** ESPECIALLY stink beetles!

*In the Apple Family living room, the family are watching this great film.*

**Applejack:** Whoa, cool, God is so in your face!

**Big Mac:** Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character.

*Granny Smith notices the time.*

**Granny Smith:** Oh, it's so late! You girls have to go to bed!

**Applejack:** But the flood's only knee-high! At least let us watch 'til the midgets drown!

**Applebloom:** Yeah, granny, c'mon! You let us stay up to watch That actor in such other bible epics as David vs. Super-Goliath and Suddenly Last Supper!

**Applejack:** Go bloom! Way to cite precedent!

*they high five.*

**Granny Smith:** Oh, alright, you can stay up late tonight, but tomorrow everyone's going to bed at 5 o'clock!

**Big Mac:** Woo hoo!

*The apple family attentively watches the TV. Cut to everyone dreary-eyed as they watch the end of the movie, which ends with a rainbow emerging from dark clouds.*

**Applebloom:** *(weary)* Aw, those poor badgers are soaked.

**Big Mac:** Quiet. God looks like he has something important to say.

**God:** Go forth, Noah! And remember! The key to salvation is--

*Suddenly, the screen splits and the news anchor reports.*

**News Anchor:** You've seen the movie, now meet a real-life Noah! Only this Noah has been accused of KILLING two of every animal! Coming up next on A.M. Canterlot!

*Forcing herself to awareness, Granny Smith notices the time. Winona is sleeping across Granny Smith's lap.*

**Granny Smith:** Ooh, my goodness! That was a long movie. It's time for school. Let's go! Let's go!

*The girls trudge through the kitchen. Big Mac makes a phone call.*

**Big Mac:** Ah, can't make it in today, Principal Celestia! I have smallpox! ...Well, it wasn't wiped out in MY house!

*A Model UN Club meeting is in progress at Canterlot High School*

**Principal Celestia:** Ok, delegates, you leave tomorrow for the statewide Model U.N., so this is out last chance to bone up. And bone we will!

*All the students break into laughter, except Applebloom.*

**Scootaloo:** *(to Applebloom)* Lighten up, Bloom.

**Principal Celestia:** *(to Pinkie Pie)* Finland, let's see that naitve dance.

*Pinkie Pie starts dancing Lappish style.*

**Principal Celestia:** Smile more. Work that pelvis. No, too much smile. Sit down. *(to Micro Chips)* Poland! Tell us about your nation's achievements!

**Micro Chips:** Well, uh, I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once... at night... And there was that submarine, with the screen doors...

**Principal Celestia:** No, no, no, no, no, young man, you need to do some SERIOUS boning!

*This time only Applebloom laughs.*

**Scootaloo:** Oh, grow up, Bloom.

**Principal Celestia:** *(to Scootaloo)* OK, Libya... exports!

**Scootaloo:** Yes, ma'am, you American pig!

**Principal Celestia:** *(chuckles)* Nice touch.

**Scootaloo:** Uh, ahem, let's see...

*She shuffles her blank papers, pretending to find something.*

**Scootaloo:** The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, "maize". Another famous Indian was "Crazy Horse". In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.

*A commotion interrupts Principal Celestia before she can comment on Scootaloo's performance. a bully named Kevin my OC, the Japanese delegate, pinches wiz kid's nose with chopsticks.*

**Wiz Kid:** Oww, I can't breath! Please stop him!

**Principal Celestia:** I'd like to, but I'm afraid he has diplomatic immunity.

**Applebloom:** Point of order, if we want to learn anything we must respec--

**Scootaloo:** Point of odor, Applebloom stinks.

*All the students laugh.*

**Applejack:** Hey. Leave my sister alone!

**Kevin:** *(to Applejack)* You leave her alone!

*All the students start fighting with each other, with one exception. Derpy the Canadian delegate, stands.*

**Derpy:** *(singing)* Oh, Canada!

*Principal Celestia* *bangs her shoe on the table.*

**Principal Celestia:**Order, order! Do you savages wanna be like the real U.N., or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?

*The next day, the CHS students board the bus.*

**Granny Smith:** Have a great weekend, girls. Be nice to the underprivileged countries.

**Derpy's Dad:** Good luck, Derpy. If your nose starts bleeding it means you're picking it too much... or not enough.

*Principal Celestia makes an announcement after everyone is aboard the bus.*

**Principal Celestia:** Ok, students, Steven's in charge. *(quietly to Steven)* Remember, Steven. We're trusting you with our greatest natural resource... the school bus.

*Back at home, Big Mac checks his mail out by the mailbox.*

**Big Mac:** Water bill, third notice. Jury duty, third notice. Mortgage bill.. ooh, second notice!

*Big Mac drops the bill down the storm drain.*

**Big Mac:** Flamcrest Enterprises?

*Flam overhears Big Mac since he is out by his mailbox.*

**Flam:** Oops! That's for me! Flamcrest Enterprises is my home business.

**Big Mac:** You liar! You don't have a home business, why would you make up a lie like that?

**Flam:** No, it's true! Flim and I sell religious book rugs over the Internet!

**Big Mac:** *(smooth)* Internet, eh?

**Flam:** Yes, indeedy! Making some good scratch, too!

**Big Mac:** *(smooth)* Scratch, eh?

**Flam:** Yep!

**Big Mac:** *(smooth)* Hmmm, eh?

*Back in the house dining room, Big Mac sets up his new home business. He makes sure to bring all the essentials to his "desk": typewriter, a drinking bird toy, some office supplies and the family portrait he takes from the wall.*

**Granny Smith:** Big Mac, what are you doing?

**Big Mac:** No time to answer that, Granny. I'm setting up a home office for my new business enterprise.

**Granny Smith:** What business enterprise?

**Big Mac:** Ever hear of a little thing called the Internet?

**Granny Smith:** Internet, eh?

**Big Mac:** Oh yeah. Everybody's making money off the Internet except us. We've fallen behind. WAY behind.

*Granny Smith takes notice of Big Mac's pencil holder, the butter and butter dish.*

**Granny Smith:** Is that my good butter?

**Big Mac:** Can't discuss that now, Granny! I have to write another delicious memo!

*Big Mac takes a pencil from the butter and licks it.*

**Big Mac:** Mmm... memo.

*Steven's driving while he hears kids singing.*

**Kids:** Sixty three bottles of beer on the wall, sixty three bottles of beer...

**Steven:** Oh, this song is driving me crazy.

*Steven fast forwards his cassette tape, and we see the students on the bus are silent.*

**Kids:** B-I-N-G-O and bingo was his name-o!

**Steven:** Man, I don't know why I bought this stupid tape!

*Steven takes removes a cassette titled "Songs to Annoy Bus Drivers" and tosses it out the window. Pan to Scootaloo and Kevin at the very back of the bus. Kevin opens the cooler with food. Kevin pulls out an orange.*

**Kevin:** Hey Scoots. Race ya.

*Scootaloo reaches in and grabs an apple.*

**Scootaloo:** First one to the front of the bus gets Button's lunch money.

**Button Mash:** What?!

*Kevin and Scootaloo roll their fruit up the bus aisle.*

**Kevin:** Go apple!

**Scootaloo:** Go orange!

*Derpy lays a banana in the aisle.*

**Derpy:** Go Banana!

*Derpy has a very disappointed look on her face as her banana doesn't roll. The students cheer on the fruit. Micro Chips grabs a grapefruit from the cooler.*

**Micro Chips:** Make way for grapefruit. Go grapefruit.

*Micro Chips rolls the grapefruit pass all the other fruit and it lands wedged behind the brake pedal. The bus passes a "SLOW. BRIDGE AHEAD." sign. Being a good driver, Steven attempts to press the brake pedal, but the grapefruit prevents any such action.*

**Steven:** Uh! What the?!

*Steven slam his foot on the pedal squishing the grapefruit and getting juice in his eyes.*

**Steven:** It burns! I can't see!

*Steven drives the bus with his eyes close, bouncing off both guardrails. The students get flopped all over the bus and panic.*

**Steven:** Stay calm, students. I need you to be my eyes.

*The bus drives through a guardrail now, and starts falling.*

**Steven:** Ok, which way should I turn?

*Seagulls fly by over a calm ocean setting. We hear screaming as the bus falls into the water. The screaming stops. A lone seagull flies by. The bus then floats to the surface. the CHS students scream. Teddy looks like he's going to puke.*

**Derpy:** *(watching her banana)* Go banana!

*Steven struggles with the steering wheel.*

**Steven:** Just hang tight guys. I'll swim for help.

*Steven swims out the bus window into open sea. The tide pulls him backwards.*

**Steven:** What the?! Zeppelin rules!

*Steven floats out to the horizon. Students continue to moan as the water level in the bus quickly rises.*

**Scootaloo:** I guess this is the end, Teddy.

**Button Mash:** He's Teddy! *(points to Teddy)* I'm Button!

**Scootaloo:** Well, whatever, just tell Teddy I said bye.

*The bus gets slammed against a rock, scraping a gash in the side. This lets in more water, but the students get washed out of the bus. Micro Chips flails.*

**Micro Chips:** Somebody help me! I think I'm getting swimmer's ear!

*Rainbow Dash swims to help him, and the bus sinks under the water as the CHS students watch. The bus makes the "beeping" associated when a big vehicle backs up. The CHS students swim to the shore of a nearby island. The CHS students sit on the sand, most of them crying.*

**Blueberry Cake:** This is all Twilight's fault, she started the stupid U.N. club!

**Twilight:** Hey! Mystery hint seconded the motion, it's entirely her fault.

**Kevin:** People, people! Let's not blame each other! We all know this is Micro Chip's fault!

**Micro Chips:** Huh?

**Diamond Tiara:** Yeah, you and your stupid grapefruit almost got us killed!

*All the CHS students argue between themselves, until they hear a horn sound. Scootaloo stand atop a rock with a conch shell in her hand.*

**Scootaloo:** What's everyone's problem? I'm glad we're stranded! It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing! We're gonna live like kings! Damn, hell, ass kings!

*As "Under the Sea" plays, a fantasy sequence is imagined with the students living in a wonderful tree settlement. Rarity takes a shower. Silver Spoon uses a water slide. Lyra and Bon Bon drive a bamboo and grass car. Derpy pigs out on food and a monkey butler brings Kevin a drink. Back to reality.*

**Scootaloo:** And every night the monkey butlers will regale us with jungle stories.

**Kevin:** How many monkey butlers will there be?

**Scootaloo:** One at first. But he'll train others.

*All the students marvel at such a great future. Scootaloo climbs down from the rock.*

**Scootaloo:** Good, let's get to work! Me and Kevin will build the treehouse. Twilight, draw up plans for a coconut radio, and if possible, a coconut Nintendo system

**Fluttershy:** What about the rest of us?

**Scootaloo:** You guys gather food for the big feast tonight! And maybe a little wine for the older guys.

**Kevin:** Delicious wine?

**Scootaloo:** Exactly.

*Back in the new Sweet Apple Acres' home office.*

**Big Mac:** Oh, what am I gonna call my Internet company? All the good names are taken. Oh wait, I've got it! Flamcrest Enterprises! *(looks in a book)* D'oh!

**Granny Smith:** What exactly is it your company does again?

**Big Mac:** This industry moves so fast it's really hard to tell. That's why I need a name that's cutting-edge, like *CutCo*, *EdgeCom*, *InterSlice*... come on, Granny, you're good at these! Help me out!

**Granny Smith:** How about... CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet?

**Big Mac:** Fine, it's not important... What really matters is my title. I think I'll make myself... vice president. *(excitedly)* No, wait! Junior vice president!

*The phone rings, and Big Mac answers it.*

**Big Mac:** CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet, junior vice president Big Macintosh speaking, how may I direct your call? *(disappointedly)* It's your sister.

*Big Mac hands the phone to Granny Smith*

*Back to the tropical island. Scootaloo sounds the horn as all the students return from their duties.*

**Scootaloo:** Food patrol we're all starved. Let's see what you got.

*Applebloom pulls a few berries from her pocket.*

**Scootaloo:** That's it?! What happened to all the lobsters, mangos and chewy chewy cocoa beans.

**Derpy:** I ated the purple berries! Ow...

*Derpy drops to the ground and continues moaning. The students gather around Derpy, watching.*

**Scootaloo:** How are they, Derpy? Good?

**Derpy:** They taste like... burning!

**Scootaloo:** Okay, food patrol blew it.

**Cherry Crash:** Yeah? Well your treehouse looks kinda crummy, too. Kinda REALLY crummy!

*The tree house is just a bunch of sticks lying in a haphazard house hape.*

**Scootaloo:** Well, when monsoon season comes, you'll be glad it's there!

*With no assistance, the treehouse falls to pieces.*

**Scootaloo:** No food. No shelter. No monkey butlers. This island is a death hole. We should have just swum for it like Steven.

*Cut to Steven, in the middle of the ocean.*

**Steven:** Well, I'm done for... at least I'll leave a beautiful corpse.

*Steven sinks underwater. A net pulls up and drags Steven with it.*

**Steven:** Whoa!

*A seaman empties the net onto the deck of the boat.*

**Steven:** Ho! Thank the good dude I'm saved. And we can go back for the students too.

**Fisherman 1:** (*subtitle)* Do we need another slave laborer in the cannery?

**Fisherman 1:** *(subtitle)* You can never have too many slave laborers.

**Steven:** I think I'm going to like it on this boat.

*Back on the island.*

**Micro Chips:** Run for your lives! Monster! Monster!

*All the students run and hide behind bushes or trees except Derpy who just covers her eyes. Realizing no monster is present, the students come out of hiding.*

**Kevin:** There's no monster you big scaredy. *(teasingly)* Scaredy got scared.

**Micro Chips:** Well, you'd be scared too, if you saw a monster.

**Kevin:** Nu-uh.

**Micro Chips:** Uh-huh!

**Kevin:** Unlikely!

**Micro Chips:** Likely!

**Twilight:** Knock it off! We gotta find a way to light a fire.

Twilight drops a bunch of sticks into a fire pit.

**Kevin:** No problem, we can use Scardie's glasses.

*Kevin swipes Micro chips' glasses from his head, and proceeds to use them as a flint. Micro Chips staggers around, dazed.*

**Micro Chips:** Hey. What's he doin'? What's that sound?

*Kevin puts Micro Chips' glasses back on his head.*

**Kevin:** There you go. Good as new.

**Micro Chips:** What's good as new? Who's talking?

*It's night time and the students sit around the fireplace.*

**Lyra:** I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!

**Rarity:** Oh my gosh!

**Pinkie Pie:** That IS hungry.

**Sweetie Belle:** REALLY hungry...

*We hear a low growling noise.*

**Micro Chips:** It's the monster!

*Micro Chips takes a few tokes from his asthma inhaler.*

**Scootaloo:** No it's not, it's my tummy. *(Kevin stares aggressively)* I mean stomach! Gut! Crap factory!

*Kevin nods in acknowledgement. Applejack gets some inspiration.*

**Applejack:** Wait a minute... we had a cooler full of snacks on the bus.

**Scootaloo:** Hey, yeah! And I think I know how I can get it.

*Scootaloo swipes Micro Chips' inhaler.*

**Micro Chips:** Hey! I need that to live!

*Scootaloo swims out and dives down to the bus using the inhaler as a respirator. The bus is full of large sea life. She tugs on the door, and pulls it free. As she grabs the cooler, a puffed up puffer fish startles her and Scootaloo screams. The puffer shrinks down to normal size. Scootaloo laughs and turns to swim back to shore. The fish bites her on the ass. On shore...*

**Scootaloo:** Does anyone here like... food?

*The students cheer and start tearing into the food stuffing their faces.*

**Twilight:** Stop! We may have to live on this food for a long time, so no more until tomorrow!

*Twilight puts all the food in the cooler and closes it.*

**Bon Bon:** But I'm hungry now!

**Silver Spoon:** Me too!

**Kevin:** Yeah, who put the duchess of dork in charge?

**Twilight:** No one, but if we're gonna survive we need rules and order. Let's not forget what we learned in the U.N. club.

*Pinkie Pie starts her Finnish dance.*

**Twilight:** Not now, Pinkie Pie.

*In the morning, the students wake.*

**Twilight:** Who wants rations?!

Everyone shouts "Me, me!"

**Kevin:** I'm so hungry I could puke.

*The students go to the cooler, but it's empty.*

**Rainbow Dash:** Where'd all the food go?

*They look over at a sleeping Milcro Chips and see candy wrappers all around him.*

**Micro Chips:** Morning. Is it time to eat?

*Kevin pokes Milcro Chips in the stomach with a stick.*

**Kevin:** Looks like you already did.

**Micro Chips:** What're you talking about?

**Sweetie Belle:** You ate our food!

**Diamond Tiara:** hanks a lot, Micro Dork! Now we're all gonna die because of you!

**Micro Chips:** But I swear I didn't do it!

*He belches and Kevin smells his breath.*

**Kevin:** Nacho cheese. Get him!

*Kevin raises a stick and all the students converge on Micro Chips.*

## ACT THREE

**Micro Chips:** You wouldn't dare hurt me! You forget that I have... the glasses!

*Kevin again takes the glasses of Micro Chips face.*

**Kevin:** Yoink!

**Micro Chips:** *(nervously)* Well... now that you've got every you need, I'll just, y'know, get out of your hair...

*Micro Chips turns around and walks away from Kevin, but bumps into him on the other side.*

**Kevin:** Not so fast, two eyes! Come on, let's slice him open and get our food back!

**Twilight:** Wait! We're not savages. We live in a society of law. Micro Chips has the right to a fair trial.

*All the students groan, but relent.*

**Kevin:** Society blows.

*At a book store a fat guy taps at his computer keyboard. You see a nude picture being downloaded on his screen.*

**Fat Guy:** Oh, Captain Janeway... Lace - the final brassiere!

*The downloading is excruciating slow*

**Fat Guy:** Hurry up! I'm a busy man.

*He slurps his soda for quite a while.*

**Fat Guy:** Ugh, this high-speed modem is intolerably slow!

*Once the picture is about to reveal naked cleavage, Big Mac's "Internet King" ad pops up, covering the saucy parts.*

**Fat Guy:** Hey! What the-- the Internet King? I wonder if he can provide faster nudity.

*The Comic Book Guy sits in Big Mac's "office".*

**Big Mac:** Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?

**Fat Guy:** I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?

*Big Mac stares at the Fat Guy blankly in silence.*

**Big Mac:** Can I have some money now?

*Back on the island. Micro Chips is on trial. Sunset Shimmer is the judge and Micro Chips is kept in a bamboo cage.*

**Micro Chips:** Is this cage really necessary?

**Sunset Shimmer:** No talking in the cage. Court is now in session. All rise.

*All the students rise.*

**Sunset Shimmer:** Nah-ha, made you rise!

**Twilight:** Sunset, this is serious!

**Sunset Shimmer:** Oh, sorry.

**Twilight:** Your honor, the defense calls it's first and only witness -- Micro Chips.

*The jury and Kevin, the prosecutor, mumble. Micro Chips picks up the cage at the bottom and carries it with him as he moves near the judge's "bench."*

**Twilight:** Micro Chips, did you steal the food?

**Micro Chips:** Nuh-uh, no way.

**Twilight:** Could anybody else have taken it?

**Micro Chips:** Well... I guess you could have!

**Twilight:** *(surprised)* Micro Chips, I am defending you!

**Micro Chips:** Oh, sorry, I'm just saying it was either you or the monster.

**Kevin:** Monster, pfft oh, please.

**Sunset Shimmer:** I remind you, we are not here to debate the existence of monsters.

*The students grown in disappointment.*

**Twilight:** The defense has just one more question. Did any one of you actually see Micro Chips eat the food? *(no one answers)* I rest my case.

**Sunset Shimmer:** *(to Kevin)* Prosecutor. Your witness.

*Kevin rises reading as he is examining a notepad. He paces a few times back and forth in front of Micro Chips. Then he starts punching Micro Chips.*

**Kevin:** You liar! You did it! You lying jerk, take that! You did it, you did it!

**Twilight:** Objection! He's not asking any questions.

**Sunset Shimmer:** *(thinking)* Hmm. I'm gonna allow this.

*Kevin punches Micro Chips a bunch more times.*

**Kevin:** Prosecution rests.

*Kevin sits down.*

**Sunset Shimmer:** After careful deliberation, it's my opinion that Micro Chips probably did eat the food. But since there's no proof, I must find him... Not Guilty!

*She pounds her hammer-gavel on her rock-desk.*

**Micro Chips:** Alright!

*Micro Chips lifts the cage over his head and and tosses it aside.*

**Octavia:** But he ate our food!

**Twilight:** The law has spoken.

**Kevin:** Ah, sucks to the law.

*Kevin throws a rock and hits Micro Chips and breaks his glasses. Other students start picking up rocks.*

**Twilight:** Stop. Leave Micro Chips alone! *(to Sunset Shimmer)* Help me out here, Sunset.

**Sunset Shimmer:** I don't know Lis. To be honest, that verdict made me pretty angry.

**Kevin:** Twilight's with us, law girl. Step aside.

**Sunset Shimmer:** Hey man. Leave my friend alone!

**Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie And Rainbow Dash:** Yeah!

**Kevin:** Oh, so you stupid girls are one of them. *(spits)* So be it.

*Kevin turns around and starts a chant.*

**Kevin:** Kill the dorks!

**Dj Pon3:** Bash their butts!

**Applebloom:** Kick their shins!

**Students:** Kill the dorks! Bash their butts!

**Twilight:** *(chanting in the same way)* Run a-way!

*[The Mane 7 and Micro Chips dart off. Kevin stops by the fire pit and paints his face with ashes.]*

**Kevin:** The hunt is on.

*Back at the peaceful Sweet Apple Acres. Big Mac is reading "Internet for Dummies".*

**Big Mac:** Oh, they have the Internet on computers now!

**Granny Smith:** Big Mac, Bill Gates is here.

**Big Mac:** Bill Gates?! Millionaire computer nerd Bill Gates! Oh my god. Oh my god. Get out of sight, Granny. I don't want this to look like a two-bit operation.

*Granny groans and rolls her eyes. Bill Gates and two "associates" enter.*

**Bill Gates:** Mr. Mac?

**Big Mac:** You don't look so rich.

**Bill Gates:** Don't let the haircut fool you, I am exceedingly wealthy.

**Big Mac:** *(quietly to Granny Smith)* Get a load of the bowl-job, Granny!

**Bill Gates:** Your Internet ad was brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything, CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet does, so rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out.

*Big Mac and Granny Smith step aside to talk privately.*

**Big Mac:** This is it Granny. I've poured my heart and soul into this business and now it's finally paying off. *(covering his mouth)* We're rich! Richer than astronauts.

**Granny Smith:** Big Mac quiet. Acquire the deal.

**Big Mac:** *(to Gates)* I reluctantly accept your proposal!

**Bill Gates:** Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys!

*Bill Gates companions begin to trash the "office".*

**Big Mac:** Hey, what the hell's going on!

**Bill Gates:** Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks!

*Bill Gates lets out a maniacal laugh. Big Mac and Granny Smith cower in the corner as the room continues to be trashed.*

*On the island, Kevin and the others, all with war-painted faces, chase the mane 7 and Micro Chips. They howl like Indians except for Derpy Painted like a cat, Derpy meows. The chase goes on. Micro Chips drops from exhaustion.*

**Micro Chips:** I can't go on, you two go ahead... and carry me with you!

*The Mane 7 groan and Rainbow Dash and Applejack pick up Micro Chips to carry him.*

**Twilight:** Come on, man!

**Micro Chips:** Hurry, they're catching up.

*The chase continues. The three come to a gorge. Rainbow Dash grabs a vine hanging from a tree and hands it to Micro Chips.*

**Rainbow Dash:** Here, Micro, you go first.

*Micro Chips swings across.*

**Rainbow Dash:** Okay. Now throw the vine back.

**Micro Chips:** There's no time!

*Micro Chips runs off, stranding the girls. Rainbow Dash sees a loose tree and pushes it over to span the gorge. They run across and come upon Micro Chips lying on a rock in front of a cave.*

**Twilight:** Look! We can hide in that cave.

*They enter and it is black, except for their visible eyes.*

**Rarity:** We should be safe in here.

**Kevin:** *(from outside)* They're trapped in the cave. Move in for the kill!

**Fluttershy:** Oh, figs.

*The cave lights up from the mobs torches. Twilight stands tall.*

**Twilight:** Stop! You are in violation of the Model U.N. charter!

*Surprised the mob halts. So Twilight continues.*

**Twilight:** That's right. The U.N. doesn't look too kindly on--

**Kevin:** The monster!

*All the students scream and run out of the cave. They are followed by a wild boar. The students hide behind a rock, and peak out from behind once the "monster" emerges.*

**Scootaloo:** You're monster appears to be nothing but a run of the mill wild boar.

**Pinkie Pie:** Hey look at his tusk.

*Everyone notices the Chippos bag on the boar's tusk.*

**Kevin:** So the boar ate our food. Oh, sorry about that whole trying to kill you thing.

**Micro Chips:** Yeah, well you should be. I only stole two sandwiches and a bag of Doritos.

**Fluttershy:** Hey, if a boar can survive here, there must be a source of food! Look, he's licking slime off that rock! That's what he's been eating -- slime! And there's enough slime for all of us! We're saved!

*The students look unsure. That night, they roast the boar over the fire.*

**Kevin:** Mmm, all that slime made the boar extra tender!

**Flash Sentry:** More snout anyone?

**Rainbow Dash:** Mmm. How's your dinner, Fluttershy?

*Fluttershy is licking slime from a rock.*

**Fluttershy:** Ah, shut up... savages...

*The camera slowly zooms out from the CHS students eating, and eventually shows he whole island. James Earl Jones narrates the ending to the story:*

**Narrator:** So the CHS Students learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say...Daring Do.