Janko

* Modern
* Original

Kanko (Brother)

Janka (Sister)

Cousins:

Aanko

Banko

Canko

Danko

Eanko

Fanko

Ganko

Hanko

Ianko

Janke

Kanka

Lanko

Manko

Nanko

Oanko

Panko

Qanko

Ranko

Sanka

Tanko

Uanko

Vanko

Wanko (Deceased)

Yanko

Zanko

Many others I'm too lazy to name.

Himself (Current)

One of the original members in General Chat 2 and in The Way Past Cool Gang server.

## Design

The original design created by Soap shows Janko's character having a small yellow body with thicker legs and stick arms. Has wide big glasses far apart that are supposed to resemble a nerd.

The redesign shows Janko now having a bigger exaggerated head along with the glasses that are now closer together. His pink blush represents his love for Pichu and stick legs with round feet.

## Personality

Is the most average and sane out of all the active members. However, he acts stupid and nerdy on purpose. He loves to make fun of people for anything, especially Sonkry, and Crunchy. Absolute big fat liar and pretends to know stuff the other members are into. Despite this, he is a nice person who cares about others' feelings and often feels bad when he takes a joke a bit too far, which he sometimes does. Tends to have anger issues.

## Profile and lore

#### Birth and Family

Janko was born in "Screwyourselfville" in English Land in the late 2000s. His incredible intelligence comes from the fact that he was born from his father, Janko Sr's, brain tumor, causing his head to explode and him to appear out of nowhere, but since Janko Sr is a Pikachu, and Pokémon can't die, he was fine afterward. Being a living brain tumor, he is super smart, and he has the ability to turn into a Pichu at will (cause why the heck not, it's cool).

He has a Bald Pichu brother called Kanko, who fell into a fireplace, A sister Janka, who's a Pachirusu (No one knows), and his mother who's a Raichu who's so British that she has tea in her veins.

Sanko is his wife who loved him so much that she held him at gunpoint until he married her (It wasn't an official wedding he just said, "Yeah I'll marry you, but please don't shoot.") They met in McDonald's while he was working the cash register (he faked his age to get the job).

He later ran away from his home because his mother wouldn't let him drink Dr Pepper past 9:30 PM. At first he tried moving in with Crunchy in his dumpster, but that didn't work out (Crunchy wouldn't stop using him as a teddy bear). He currently resides with his 34 cousins.

##### Story

Janko met his oldest friend Crunchy while trying to throw away his trash in a dumpster near a KFC and was brutally [REDACTED] by Crunchy for throwing trash in his house. Later on, Crunchy invited him to join his cult, but Janko being super smart, refused to join (Until Crunchy offered him garlic bread for joining).

He met the other way past cool members Soap, Kaimi, Maria, Sonkry, etc. in the second general chat after being kidnapped by Soap's Cartel. After he was proven innocent, they became the Way Past Cool General 2 until the server was created.

## Gallery

The original design of Janko by SoapRevamped design of Janko by Marukun
## Trivia

* His Favourite color is green. He likes it because it stands out.
* His favorite music is the WarioWare, Inc. theme remix from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Outside of video games, he likes Lemon Tree by Fool's Garden.
* He Beat Pepperman in Pizza Tower first try and got a B without prior knowledge about how the boss works. He's proud of himself for that.
* He's Bilingual. He knows Polish quite well.
* Likes Pokémon (mostly Pichu) and the Super Mario Bros. franchise.