Garrysmod

* Venasaur
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"**YOU FUCKING PICKED BULBASHIT!"** ~ Chris O'Neill

Garrysmod is a Bulbasaur that Chris, Ding Dong and Julian picked from a pool of 3 choices to be taken on their Pokémon adventures.

## History

### Origin

As a young tadpole, the mysterious Pokémon Witch ran up to Garrysmod and shoved a strange seed deep into his back, firmly lodging it in his flesh. He would eventually grow into a frog, though cursed with a bulb on his back, which grew from the seed. The other frogs bullied him relentlessly, calling him Lettuce Head.

One day a strange old man grabbed him, placed him in a shopping cart, and put him into a small red ball, where he remained for an indeterminate amount of time. When he was released from the ball, he was in the sweaty palms of his new owners, a young boy (Chris), a moustached man (Julian), and a Raving Rabbid (Ding Dong). Chris berated him for being so shitty at battles and just using growl, but Ding Dong believed in him, and he would eventually grow into a big lettuce who actually knows both toxic and leech seed.

### The "Leech Seed" Incident

While on their adventure, Ding Dong details a exploit where seed frogs like Garrysmod use their mysterious seeds (Leech Seed) and their yellow spores (Toxic) to do tons of damage and regain lots of health. After fainting from an encounter with Pokomon, he was dumped into the daycare.

The old daycare man is actually shit at raising Pokémon, and not only skinned Brat Watson alive, but also forced Boiling Milk into Garrysmod's bulb, making learning leech seed near to impossible. Ding Dong was not pleased with Garrysmod from this point forward, and he was thus overshadowed by the rising star Lil Stank, who murdered everything in one thrash. Garrysmod, stripped of his oppourtunity to make it big, would fall into a deep depression, which is presumably the cause of his iconic bad posture and frowning face.

### Redemption

During the Dark Age of Oney Plays, Garrysmod watched a enthralling video of a overweight man dancing and lip syncing to a strange song. The frog then continued to sing the song, saying "Ma-ia-hii Ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-haa Ma-ia-ha-ha". After singing the song he was determined to learn Leech Seed and redeem himself. He went into the Pokémart and ate CDs until one of them, by complete fluke, finally taught him leech seed.

With this newfound power, he returned at only level 34. Even with his new power, he was overlooked in favor of Lil Stank. Despite this, the boys would soon learn the true powers of grass. After winning the Pokémon League, Pokomon was corrupted by the resulting power and thought he was dictator of the world. Ding Dong , Chris and Julian knew that he had to be defeated. Lil Stank as usual killed everything but this was not the case for one mysterious being, a long blue creature named "Shoop da Whoop".

Shoop da Whoop fired his laser, destroying the boys' entire team. After seeing this, Garrysmod, now a powerful lettuce, used his spores in combination with his seeds to beat this level 65 Pokemon at just Level 34. After this the boys won, and Garrysmod was praised and went down in the Hall of Fame alongside Lil Stank, Max Goof, Labmonjo, The Slunch and Scrimbim. Thus, the little tadpole who was bullied as a child became a massive celebrity, making the other frogs with seeds on their backs feel proud of their heritage and finally achieveing inner peace.

### Current Status

The ultimate fate of Garrysmod is Unknown after the Missingno. incident. He was most likely destroyed when the game was reset.

## Abilities

LVL. 34

Type **Grass/Poison**

Health: 113 HP

Moves:

* Vine Whip
* Toxic
* Razor Leaf
* Leech Seed

Abilities:

* Hocking Big Loogies
* Mucus Cannon
* Nickelodeon Slime
* Thin Layer of Grease
* Sneezing in Mouths of Children
* Surviving Lasers

## Notable Quotes

* "You don't scare me, I'm Big Lettuce Man"- **Garrysmod** (this is the only thing Garrysmod himself has ever managed to say due to the huge amount of mucus in his mouth usually preventing coherent speech).

"Garrysmod! Our little man, he came so far!"- Ding Dong

"Don't make fun of him, he's sad."-Ding Dong

"You picked the fuckin' worst one!"-Chris O'Neill

## Fun Facts

* It is debated whether the seed on his back was from Prof. Oak or the Pokemon Witch. Believers that Prof. Oak is the true culprit bring up the Witch's obsession with making potions as their main piece of evidence, as she couldn't logically have enough time to plant so many seeds in the backs of frogs. Prof. Oak is also theorized to be a forest spirit and being the creator of all grass type Pokémon, which would include Garrysmod and his kind, implying he may also be the one who actually planted the seeds.
* It is possible that Garrysmod is related to Ding Dong, as both possess nublets on their heads. However, this has never been outright confirmed.
* After beating Pokomon, he used his celebrity merch money to get surgery to remove all the mucus from his nostrils.
* After the thick, dark green cylinder of snot was dislodged by the surgeon's scalpel and slid out of Garrysmod's left nostril, it fell onto a stray hospital floor fetus, which transformed into a goblin and quickly scampered into a trash can behind a cabin which was known for being sleepy. This goblin would eventually grow into Zach Hadel and follow in the footsteps of his father's owner by making epic cartoons and having mucus issues.