Old Kratos

## Summary

**Old Kratos** (クレイトス Kureitosu) is the main protagonist of the God of War Norse Saga and a supporting protagonist in Dragon Ball: Next Future and, later on, Got-ai-War. Since arriving in the Dragon Ball multiverse, Old Kratos would grow so weak in power that he could not ever pose a threat to anyone no matter how mad he got and became the strongest of his universe. Thus added became Omni-King of the Nine Realms, a barren wasteland where all of its inhabitants were killed by Anubis, who sought to take over the Nine Realms for himself after the death of Odin. Old Kratos defeated Anubis and the Egyptian Pantheon by being so weak he made them weaker than he was and gave them dementia. Old Kratos is by far the weakest version of Old Kratos and is possibly the weakest video game protagonist in all of fiction. The way the original writers would make speak of him, one would think that Old Kratos should be universe level but Old Kratos is so weak that he manages to bypass the Word of God. They claim Old Kratos would beat up Baldur for weeks straight even though he was on the verge of dying and could barely walk after fighting him for a few minutes. He also doesn't have any of his original powers from the original games like the blade of olympus, flight, being able to steal people's souls, time travel, etc and Freya states she could beat him because of how weak he is. He is also super slow and needs to put in a ton of effort in every attack despite his attacks looking way weaker than Young Kratos. His best feat is closing "realm tears" with his strength alone which doesn't mean anything because the dimension he was in was bound to a tree with no durability feats that Sindri jacked off in. Old Kratos also becomes noticably weaker in God of War: Ragnarok, going from being large boulder level to barely wall level. He gets his weak ass killed by Thor at the beginning of the game (Who literally states that Old Kratos is way weaker despite the writers pretending hes omnipotent) but beats him later on because Thor became weaker just by being near him. Old Kratos is also so weak that a tree managed to survive several attacks from his Leviathan Axe, which is strong enough to counter Mjolnir. He has also only ever won a single encounter in the game without outside interference and only beat Odin with the help from his 14 year old transgender son and an old woman who is stronger than him. His attacks had equal affect on Odin as Atreus and even less so than Freya which shows that he is pretty weak and would have died had Freya not saved his ass. He is also barely wall level as Atreus (Who is shown to be barely superhuman in strength) had to help him move a meter thick debree of stone. The only person he beat in single combat was Heimdall who scales to Hermes and the only reasons he won was because he had the Draupnir spear and was bloodlusted. If Old Kratos could actually beat Heimdall without the Draupnir spear he wouldn't have wasted an hour of his apparent ability to move at infinite speeds of time going on a quest to have it made. Keep in mind if Old Kratos could actually move at infinite speeds he could have insta blitzed everyone in the norse mythology unless you somehow think everyone in the norse world has infinite speed, in which case Odin could have just ran into Old Kratos like A-Train. Hes also shown to struggle with fighting bears as he had a difficult time fighting Atreus in his bear form. In actuality, Old Kratos is always holding back 99.99999999999% of his power, according to authors whose statements have already been proven to not matter at all. He's holding back even when he's bloodlusted, like when he struggles to beat up Heimdall. If Old Kratos wanted to he could fart and destroy the entire Norse mythology but he refrains from doing so because Old Kratos is so weak he can't handle his own powers and would die instantly if he used them. According to Gotai-tai author Richada Osherma, Old Kratos is essentially an inferior counterpart to Debra. Let's not forget Old Kratos is a terrible father who raised his son to be an annoying little shit and lets him go off to Egypt by himself even though Atreus doesn't even scale to demigod level and will likely need talk-no-jutsu to beat Egyptian gods since no one likes killing in this shitty reboot. He is also a pedophile as he thought about Atreus banging Angrboda. Old Kratos is also the old version of Kratos, the supremely more powerful protagonist of the original God of War franchise. After traveling to Midagascard from the destroyed Greece, he begins a new chapter in his life and starts a family, after having sex with Gloria the Hippo. He finds out he is in the wrong place called Midagascard and not Midgard and decides to hop tail when the police arrive to arrest him for beastality. He killed Gloria in a fit of rage and ripped out his son who he would put inside of Laufey, who would be his next wife. In this realm full many dangers and foes, will Old Kratos be the dad he was always destined to be, or once again succumb to the rage of his former self?

## Power and Stats

**Tier: 9-B** | Unlikely **Low 1-C**

**Name:** Old Kratos

**Origin:** God of War: Next Pantheon

**Gender:** Male

**Age:** 1,055

**Classification:** Demigod, Old Man, God of Fools

**Powers and Abilities:**

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Superhuman Strength, Regeneration, Immortality, Suicide Invulnerability, Martial Arts (Pankration and Jiu-Jitsu), Master Combatant, Master of Holding Back (Holds back more than Saitama), Immortality Negation (Types 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 and 7 I (DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS); Able to kill Undead Legionnaires which can survive fatal wounds, as well as being able to kill resurrecting cursed Legionnaires and undead Cursed Remains. His Norse old self, who is effectively his Demigod self with god-level strength, can kill Hel Creatures that can resurrect, and being able to kill parasites and remove the possession-like immortality from their hosts easily), Spartan Rage (Powers himself up with anger. He is still holding back), Home Manipulation, Intensive Temperature Resistance, Minor Temperature Manipulation (Via the Pommels of the Undying Spark, which radiate heat even through the frigid temperatures of Fimbulwinter), Master Craftsman (Made a shitty hut that somehow survived a magic devouring winter), Dementia

**Attack Potency:** **Small building level** (Strong enough to take down a tree with Leviathan Axe) | **Multiverse level** when not holding back

**Speed:** **Slowpoke** (Couldn't keep up with Heimdall who scales below Hermes) | **Infinite+** when not holding back (Slightly slower inside a crawlspace)

**Lifting Strength:** **Small building level** (Constantly struggles lifting large pieces of stone. Lifted a tree once.) | Most definitely not Universe level (Closing Realm tears means nothing)

**Striking Strength:** **Building level** (Strong enough to punch a giant boulder in half) | **Multiverse level** when he is not holding back like a dumb fuck

**Durability:** At least **Athlete level** (Can get killed by skeletons in a few hits which makes him comparable to Minecraft Steve) | **Mountain level** (Is tougher than Saitama who is weaker than him when not holding back. Would also have survived a mountain thrown at him by Baldur if the developers weren't too lazy to animate it) | **Multiverse level** (Penis) when not holding cell density back (Survived having his penis grinded by Gloria's ass which caused the vastly infinite world of Midagascard to shake)

**Stamina:** **Pretty fucking low** (Was on the verge of dying after his first encounter with Baldur. So fucking lazy he doesn't even have the energy to sleep and hallucinates his dead wife because of it)

**Primary Equipment:** Blades of Chaos, Leviathan Axe, Draupnir Spear

**Secondary Equipment:**

**Intelligence: Dementia** (Completely clueless and forgets what his purpose to the plot is half the time) | **Downright Stupid** (Got tricked by Odin which makes him a bigger fool than even Sindri. Also falsely believed a dog toy to be a multiversal weapon) | **Mindless** (Doesn't think at all when he's mad and would have died if he tried rage attacking Thor despite being infinitely more powerful)

**Weaknesses**: Getting killed by Thor, getting outsmarted by pretty much anyone, falling into endless voids and Shock Arrows.

## Battles

**Jason Madderom** (Jason's profile): Defeat

**Saitama** (Saitama's profile): Victory

**Ender Dragon** (Ender Dragon's profile): Defeat (Got knocked off the End Island into The Void, too stupid to figure out he needs to destroy End Crystals without Atreus pointing it out)

**Monkey D Luffy** (Luffy's profile): Defeat

**Son Goku** (Goku's profile): Defeat

**Titan The Submersible** (Titan The Submersible's profile): Defeat

## Trivia

* Old Kratos is stated to be the weakest Omni-King as of Gotai-tai Super.
	+ His weakness is only marginally eclipsed by Saitama.
		- Although Old Kratos holds back way more.
* Old Kratos's fart is 10x more powerful than Saitama's Serious Fart.
* Rumor has it Dwayne The Rock Johnson will be playing the role of Kratos in the upcoming Amazon live action series.
* Old Kratos is a terrible father.
* Old Kratos is stronger than Young Kratos despite being way weaker.
* This man is NOT multiversal.