Let's Play CELESTIA

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play CELESTIA** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*My mind is telling me 'go', my Laurie is telling me 'yes'!*"
―Adam
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "meeple and children first".
* Who has *got the nerve to stay the course*?
* Sullivan knocks the ship over during the intro - we're not taking it as an omen.
* This is a bluffing, brinksmanship kinda thing. Hoorah.
* All hail the Tower of Destiny!
* Blair is doing a voice. We're delighted.
* Nobody believes Adam can't deal with a bird. Dom would rather watch Adam burn close up than risk watching him sail away to success. Ah, that's because Adam's a liar, of course.
* Now nobody believes Sullivan, except Adam.
* Singalonga NRB: 'A world of pure imagination' 'Bohemian Rhapsody' (kind of)
* Adam: "Cloud pirates are made of clouds - fucking shit them!"
* Dom has decided that his leaving would give everyone else pleasure, so he's just not doing it.
* Sullivan used to have a jetpack, he was living the life of Riley. That's all gone now.
* Laurie has been promoted out of the harbour shift, finally. And demoted again. It's actually working well for him as a long-term thing.
* Adam to Dom: "I believed in your incompetence."
* Dom: "I feel I'm trapped in a cycle of reincarnation because of something bad I did."
* Dom and Laurie are going to build a new life together in a barn.
* Blair made the sigh of confidence.
* Sullivan: "Oh I'm sorry, I complimented my friend on doing well at the game. I genuinely meant it!" while Adam, Dom and Laurie poke at him. Adam; "Why do you hate Blair so much?". Sullivan: "YouTube Sullivan is the real Sullivan!"
* Laurie gets his first challenge and fails - he's role-playing a small child. Adam: "You fucking idiot! This is why you don't let children drive the boat!"
* Blair's watching them sail off into the sunset - nobody remembers her.
* Dom on Blair: "Don't trust her! I shouldn't have trusted her and now she's got me! And I hate her for it and I'll get my revenge!"
* Blair has been actively booted off the voyage this time. We're going to arrange for her to be detained by customs.
* Laurie: "One - Blair has the most cards. Two - Blair is using a voice in this game that we can file under 'Brandon Jaspers'. She's staying on island no. 1".
* Dom double crosses Sullivan. Dom: "I *am* a pirate - idiot!" Adam: "Every day is a joy knowing you, Dom." Sullivan: "I wasn't the one that did that to you - it was Blair!" Dom: "I can't hear you!"
* Thunderbirds are no! But Laurie was lying too and cashes in.
* The old captain has gone - possibly sadness from being abandoned. Blair is the new captain.
* Someone forgot to put their phone on airplane mode, and the whole boat capsized.
* Blair's calculating carefully.
* Sullivan: "Captain Laurie, he's so cool! Captain Laurie, he's not a fool!"
* Dom's making it so much worse for Blair.

## Scores

* Dom 43
* Blair 49
* Adam 50
* Sullivan 53
* Laurie 54

## Talking Heads

Talking heads are available this episode. Timestamps:

* 6:28 - Blair
* 6:42 - Adam
* 15:17 - Dom
* 18:20 - Laurie
* 22:45 - Adam
* 32:10 - Sullivan
* 41:27 - Dom
* 44:!6 - Laurie
* 48:13 - Blair

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Sullivan.
* We get a trailer for the Blood on the Clocktower Kickstarter. A nice piece of NRB history.
* Chalkboard is updated with a loss.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.

1. ↑ Timestamps provided by Peter on the Patreon Discord