Amerigeddon (GAM206)

### Starring:

Garry Heavin, Marshall Teague, Annalynne McCord, Dina Meyer, Spencer Neville, Greta Norris, Diane Ladd

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Amerigeddon*** is the story of what Alex Jones sees in his nightmare whenever he runs out of cocaine and his eyes are able to close for three or four seconds. It's just every conspiracy at the same time, all the theories he's had; basically, we're watching Alex Jones getting fucked by a gay frog and he's fucking loving it, just for ninety minutes.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because my co-hosts apparently thought I didn't have enough things to be pissed off about.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved *Red Dawn*, but you hated how realistic and racially sensitive it was, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: ...it was fucking impossible to watch this movie. [They had to buy a DVD and a DVD player—InforWars won't even sell it.]
* Noah: ...critic review blurbs on the DVD. [One was by *Alex Jones*.]
* Eli: ...product placement. [Salt pills!]

### **Notes**

* Recorded LIVE from 8:00–10:00 PM at the Price Auditorium in Virginia Beach on 27 July 2019, thanks to the top Vulgarity for Charity donor.

### **Jokes**

* [Noah: So the gun nut guy, they try to go in his house, so he shoots one of the soldiers in the dick. ] [Eli: With a practice paint—not really, that would have been amazing.] [Yeah, with a paintball gun or something, because this is training excercise. So he shoots the guy in the dick and goes to run away, and then they catch him, and the movie gives me my favorite line—the clip that I will always remember this movie by. They throw him against the wall and they're like "Hey man, what makes you think you can shoot one of my soldiers in the dick?!" He says, "I just do what I'm told! I'm just a crisis actor!"] [Eli: Listeners, I have made regrets: a lot of things I didn't say to my dead father, haven't always been a good partner, hurt people when I was younger… but my greatest regret is not being in the room when Noah Lugeons watched that scene. That's why I don't sleep at night.] [Noah: It took me so God damn long to watch that scene.] [Heath: I wanted to see this guy get that job, too. That's *insane*, right? "So you want *me*—just to be clear, I'm an African American gentleman—you want me to shoot somebody in the dick, a soldier, and then explain calmly that I'm a crisis actor, it's going to be fine for me?" Yup, you're all good. Nothing will go wrong here.] (38:48)
* [And he goes, "I'll tell you what, I've got something even more valuable than guns: this coin right here is one ounce of *pure* silver."] [Eli: "That's really valuable now. What a great investment you made. Your grandkids were wrong!"] [Heath: What the fuck is that going to do? A), that's fifteen–sixteen dollars worth of silver, but why do they think we're all turning into gold and silver hoarding dragons the moment there's an power outage? I don't understand who wants that at that point.] [But don't worry, it's all a ruse, because when the guy goes to grab the coin, holy shit: wrist control!] [Eli: They have a full on wrist control fight, which culminates in the most wrist control of all wrist controls, the "Double Arm Across Karate." Listeners at home, this is going to be hard for me to explain, but I'm going to do my best: the bad guy punches at him and he grabs it, b then the bad guy punches at him from the other side and he grabs it, then he realizes that he's accidentally crossed his arms across himself, so he makes him hug himself for a second… \*singing\* ...what were we talking about?] (1:12:28)

### **Interstitials**

* Alex Jones Script Meeting (11:17)
* Very Legit Senate Hearing (1:04:25)

### **Tropes**

* And Then the Apocalypse/Rapture Happens
* Boss in a Bit Part [Gary Heavin, Alex Jones]
* Computers/Technology is Evil
* Conspicuous American Flag
* Disappointing Christian Celebrity Dina Meyer
* Dollar in the Swear Jar
* Jingly Keys!
* Kitchen Table
* Looks LIke…
* Not Christian Enough
* Persecuted Christians
* Take Your Damn Medicine

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Film on YouTube
* IMDB

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