Geoffreykind

A Geoffrey working at the Faztion Dynamics Industrial Complex.

### Relatives

Gallus gallus domesticus (Chicken), Gallus sentiens geoffreyi (Standard Geoffrey), Gallus sentiens rex (Kingpin Geoffrey), Gallus sentiens pinguis (Geoggrey), The Speed Chicken

## Meta Information

### Introduced in

FRFR-25565 (Mainlore)

**Geoffreykind** are a race of sentient chicken which reemerged in Mainlore in 2009 but originated independently in other universes at varying times. While not all sentient chickens are genetically Geoffrey-related, such as the Artificial God known as The Speed Chicken, various studies have shown some sort of mental link between all form of sentient chickens, and thus they all fall under the Geoffrey label.

While Geoffreys are a relatively recent species in most universes, they possess a rich theology and hierarchy. Many Geoffrey rights movements are underway in various universes, particularly ones in which a universe with a FazDyn possesses a fast food restaurant.

## Origin

### **Theology**

According to Geoffrey elders, Geoffreykind was created when an ancient being of immense power decided to rest in a large bamboo jungle. Feeling lonely and with none to talk to, the entity gave gifts of seed to two timid junglefowl, transforming them.

The chicken that ate the bamboo seed was transformed into the first Geoffrey and given the name Jeffrey, while the chicken that ate the wheat seed became vile and full of hatred. He had become jealous of his brother's intelligence and treatment by the entity, though they were both treated equally.

In an act of defiance, the latter chicken waited until the next bamboo bloom season, and then partook of the bamboo seed when it fell. It sucked in all of the magical power and goodness of the area, running around it at a speed so fast that it had outsped time.

Jeffrey, who wanted to protect his land and creator bravely sought out his brother. With tremendous power, he had fought his speedy brother to a standstill. At the last second, he called down six seals to banish his brother to an unknowable place until he had learnt to love those whose blood he shared.

Shortly thereafter, the entity left, but only after creating six heralds meant to usher in the return of the shunned brother at the end of days. Jeffrey was put in charge of a great kingdom, which his dynasty was said to rule over for ages, and overtime his name transformed into the modern Geoffrey moniker.

While most scholars agree that the creation myth is heavily fabricated, there are elements of it suspected to be based in truth. What is theorized to be one of the six described heralds was seen flying over Reversal Piss Shitty in 2020 (Shitlore.)

### **Historical**

While Geoffreys in Mainlore are a modern development, it has been suggested by zoologists that it would be impossible to tell from the remains of chickens whether or not they possessed Geoffrey-like qualities. The Hibernative Consciousness theory posits that all chickens may have Geoffrey qualities dormant in their genetics, only being accessed during periods where consciousness is advantageous for their survival in new generations. This is corroborated by historical texts referring to the Geoffrey name in conjunction with chickens inside Mainlore, such as the ancient Hoeland's Geoffrey Genocider machine which would instantly create and fry chickens.

The ruling monarchy over all Geoffreys multiversally known as the Spawn Chicken Dynasty have an unknown date of inception. Due to their long age of life and sheer scope over their kind, there are also theories lending credence to the myth of the elders. Working theories include the idea of there being a sort of Geoffrey godhead somewhere in the multiverse that spreads their influence throughout the whole. Parallels have also been drawn between the recreation of their kind in Mainlore by Ebola Granola and the gift of the seed to the junglefowl in the myth. The Speed Chicken could also potentially be connected to Ryan Ryannstein under this model.

Consensus is overall widely conflicted in regards to the total origin, though individual universes can still have concrete answers.

## Speciation

### **Standard Geoffrey**

Geoffreys are spread out into a massive range of ability through a natural hierarchy. The roles are as follows.