recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Song Xian

**Affiliation** | Lu Bu Army
 Character Information

## History

Hou Cheng, Song Xian, and Wei Xu followed Lu Bu ever since Bing Province. When he killed Ding Yuan and his reputation dropped to the lowest, they followed him. When he killed Dong Zhou and were forced to flee Chang’an by Guo Si, they still followed him. When he defected to Yuan Shu and Yuan Shao, living by relying on their charity, they still followed him. Even when he was driven out of Yan Province by Cao Cao, they still followed him. When Xiapi was surrounded, they still didn’t surrender.

When Hou Cheng recovered the warhorses of the Bing Province Wolf Cavalry, Lu Bu almost executed him all because Hou Cheng drank his wine. Hou Cheng’s reason for drinking was because the Cao army outside was approaching, causing them anxiety. They drunk to strengthen up their morale so that they could fight to the death with Lu Bu.

## Story

Song Xian first stole the Sky Piercer then, along with Wei Xu, captured and tied up Lu Bu. Liu Mang pretended to be a company commander in the Cao Army.

Liu Mang convinced the two to open the east gate welcoming the Cao Army. When they left, he untied Lu Bu, and they escaped.

They succeeded in opening the east gate, but returned to find out that Liu Mang freed Lu Bu. Wei Xu and Song Xian rushed toward Lu Bu’s mansion to capture his family. When they arrived, Lu Bu’s mansion have already been deserted.

When they arrived at Cao Cao's camp, Liu Mang deceived Cao Cao into thinking they were only pretending to betray Lu Bu. They were then attacked by the Cao Army.

Xiapi was filled with Cao troops. Song Xian and Wei Xu was currently stuck between Xiahou Dun and Yu Jin on one side and Lu Bu and the Formation Breaker on the other side. Thus, his death was pretty much guaranteed. Therefore, he went crazy. In this extreme hatred, his luck seemed to have increased and actually found Liu Mang in this chaos. Under such intense hatred, Song Xian actually managed to break through his limit, his abilities increased from that of a second-class general to that of a first-class general. Liu Mang was only wearing an ordinary soldier’s armor. But, Lu Lingqi intervened, wearing the Golden Aries Armor, saving Liu Mang’s life. After giving Lu Bu their reasons for their betrayal, Lu Bu apologized and told him the Bing Province Army would always be there home. After holding his fist to Lu Bu, Song Xian rode away.

Wei Xu and Song Xian arrived during Lu Bu's escape, and told Gao Shun to leave, and tell Lu Bu although the Bing Province army was their home, but they were too ashamed to return. They chose to die in his place, Wei Xu and Song Xian’s troops surrounded the gate. With less than three thousand soldiers combined, these two men managed to stop Cao Cao’s hundred thousand strong army from exiting Xiapi for a whole ten hours.
The Giddy Goat

Famous for his sideburns, iced tea and fear of Ronald MacDonald, The Giddy Goat is a main character in the YRFF series.

### Appearances

The Giddy Goat appears in Fanfic 4, 6, 8, 9, 11, 13, 15, 16, 18 and 33, and possibly Fanfic 2, 3, 19 and 20.

### Weapons and Skills

#### Iced Tea Capacity

He was once known to drink 100,000 bottles a day.

### Trivia

The Giddy Goat is named thus because he tripped up on projects, and instead of smashing his head and his brains going all over Lauren/Leo and Jamie, he did a barrel roll and stood up again. Because of his awesome sure-footed skillz, he was named The Giddy Goat.
Fanfic 2

Unknown

Yong Ru

### Synopsis

The History teacher tells the class that the Chinese were outmatched by the Mongolians. Unknown tells the History teacher that Yong Ru teleported him to show him that Yong Ru killed all the Mongolians, and that is why nobody goes there. The history teacher calls Unknown a weeaboo and slaps him. Yong is enraged by this treatment. He pulls out his massive dong and uses it as a spinning blade. He beheads everyone and then flies off into the sun. Yong flies back from the sun, holding the entire Great Wall of China in the palm of his hand. He picks up the dead teacher’s body and rams the great wall into it, crushing every bone.

### External Link

https://docs.google.com/a/gwc.org.uk/document/d/14UYicIlRZdLY\_x4D85bc19hf1PILBhgyHHqN6Pxa5bk/edit?usp=sharing
Caroline Simpson

**Caroline Simpson** (July 15, 1962 - April 2, 2023) was the author of the M is for Maddie book series. She lived in California with her children Laura and Dennis, and her husband Dave. Many fans of Maddie & Friends respect her, she written 65% of the Maddie Parkington books and she is known for her comedic work.

## Trivia

* Simpson is also the creator of the PBS adaptation of *Clifford the Big Red Dog* and the NBeebies series *Piece of Cake*. She also wrote more books for children, including the *Social Skills* series.
Cao Xing

Eight Superior Generals
 Character Information

## History

Cao Xing was able to shoot Xiahou Dun’s left eye back in Xiapi from a distance of 150 steps.

After Xiahou Dun ate his eyeball, he quickly charged with all of his might and was able to kill Cao Xing before losing consciousness.

## Abilities

His archery was taught to him by Lu Bu. Cao Xing’s skill in wushu was actually only that of a third-class general, even lower when compared to Cheng Yu, but he was able to almost kill a first-class general because of his archery skill.
Ethan

Most people in the YRFF universe thought that he was dead, but he was actually alive and well in his basement for the whole time.

### Appearances

Ethan appears in Fanfic 12, 16, 26, 26.5, 29 and 34.

#### Fanfic 12

Ethan was in his basement for the whole time despite the entire world being reset. 0\_0

Ethan goes to Tescos to discover that Dio Cena is still alive! Ethan receives an iced tea from Dio Cena, which fared him well for what happened next.

#### Fanfic 16

Ethan and Calico meet Smyth and The Giddy Goat while they are grieving the death of Matthew.

### **Trivia**

He has insane strength, as he sent the Jevans through a window with one punch.

He is also an antagonist for some reason, however he never actually does anything that displays this.
Derek Hong

**Derek Hong** is Marco Hong's younger brother and a student at William Shakespeare School. He is portrayed by Oscar Starling.

## Trivia

* Derek only appears several times in the first two *Maddie & Friends* movies. In *Maddie & Friends: The Movie*, he can be seen dancing to "Like a Prayer" with Big Leo Anderson and in the crowd scene. In *Maddie & Friends: The Movie 2*, he can be seen during "Something So Right" and shares a scene with Gene Noble. He is even in both movies' posters.
* Derek sings a bit of "St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" with Adam Wedgeman in the *Maddie & Friends: The Movie 2* soundtrack. The song is only heard briefly in the actual movie itself.
Matthew

Matthew is in love with Yong Ru.

### Appearances

Matthew appears by name in Fanfic 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 16, 18 and he may also be in Fanfic 2, 3, 5, and 22.

#### Fanfic 6

Matthew is so busy grafting on Sharlene that he doesn't see the utter devastation going down at McDonalds.

#### Fanfic 8

Matthew's YouTube-video-watching session with Senpai is cut short by the appearance of Leo. Leo tells him and Senpai that Smyth is dead. Matthew attends Sharlene's funeral, and is left Sharlene's best fake tan, and the drum that Sharlene's son was kicked through by Ben P.

#### Fanfic 9

Matthew and his friends have a breakdown when they realise that they're all cheeky sweats. Matthew is killed by The Weed Lovers.

#### Fanfic 18

Matthew is on the plane when it is blown up by the terrorists Carlos and Jacques.

### Weapons and Skills

#### KAMAKAZI AND MACHETE AND SAMURI

...

I'll let Matthew explain that one.

### Trivia

Matthew literally adores Yong. It's not even funny.
Qin Song

**Occupation** | Scholar

Sun Ce’s advisor and also one of Jiangdong nobles. His merit is ensuring Jiangdong’s stability after being pacified by Sun Ce.

## History

A native of Guangling. Qin Song passed the Xiaolian examination at a very young age.

Qin Song is the second child of his family. When his older brother died of illness, Qin Song took care of his children, making sure they were fed and had a good education.

After General Sun Jian passed away, when General Sun Ce lived under Yuan Shu’s mercy, Qin Song did not abandon him.

It is not known if whether Qin Song’s intentions are to really remain pure and incorruptible or if he really treasures his reputation. Qin Song did not covet even a single cent from the treasury. He only took his salary and moreover he helped to subsidize some of the budget. Probably the military provisions in Wancheng city came from Qin Song’s own pocket.

## Trivia

* He had served three rulers of the Sun Dynasty. When Sun Jian and Sun Ce were dead historically, he still do not leave Sun Quan and continued to serve him.
Chen Clan of Wancheng City

## History

The Chen clan were a refugee clan from Guangling. When Chen Duan helped Sun Ce pacify Jiangdong at the same time, Chen clan also gained fame and fortune. When Sun Ce came to Lujiang, Chen clan moved into Wancheng city, the Chen clan raised their status to the same as Liu clan, furthermore they also seized several of the Liu clan's business ventures.

The Chen clan, once a rich and powerful noble clan of Jiangdong, wiped out in a matter of one evening. A genocide, 175 people young, old, women, children, all cut down.

## Family Members

* Chen Yao† (Head)
* Chen Duan† (Former Head)
Fanfic 1

Matthew

Yong Ru

### Synopsis

On Matthew's first day of school, he meets the famous Yong Ru. Matthew is invited to Yong Ru's house, and they bond over anime. However, Yong Ru's mother discovers Matthew, and Matthew escapes by flying through the window shouting: "YONG RU IS LOVE, YONG RU IS LIFE!"

### External Link:

https://docs.google.com/a/gwc.org.uk/document/d/14UYicIlRZdLY\_x4D85bc19hf1PILBhgyHHqN6Pxa5bk/edit?usp=sharing
Lauren/Leo

Lauren/Leo is a random genderfluid character who features in a few of the Yong Ru fanfictions. Their gender is known to change in great periods of stress.

Everyone finds them very annoying, I'm surprised that they haven't been brutally murdered yet.

### Appearances:

Lauren/Leo appears in Fanfic 8, 9, and 11.

#### Fanfic 8

In fanfic 8, Leo senses the death of Smyth, and tells everyone of his death. Lauren then attends the funeral of Sharlene.

#### Fanfic 9

In fanfic 9, Lauren is murdered by The Weed Lovers.

#### Fanfic 11

In fanfic 11, Lauren goes to Hogwarts and performs a spell which repopulates the world once more.

### Trivia

There isn't much that's interesting about Lauren/Leo.
Jevans

## Biographical information

There are like 3 so cba writing them all.

Jevans is a main antagonist in the YRFF series. We are confident that she ain't coming back.

### Appearances

Jevans appears in Fanfic 7, 8 (in passing), 22.25, 22.5, 25, 26, 26.5 and 28 (also in passing).

#### Fanfic 8

Syphilis is left to her and Smyth by Sharlene, in her will.

#### Fanfic 22.25

Jevans is resurrected using her dad's car.

#### Fanfic 22.5

A journalist reports on Jevans's brutal murders.

#### Fanfic 25

Not yet written, but we can confirm that Jevans has her shiny aluminium behind kicked by Yong Ru in THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN.

#### Fanfic 26

Jevans is resurrected by some stupid S1 kid, but is killed by Ethan.

Fanfic 26.5

Jevans is incinerated by Ethan and her ashes are consumed by Calico the Orc.

### Weapons and Skills

#### Her Dad's Car

She somehow managed to come back from the dead using her dad's car, which she values above everything else.

### Trivia

Jevans dies 3 times in the whole series. The first time, she is shanked by her own brother, Andrew, the second time, she is destroyed by Yong Ru, and the third time, she plummets to her death, propelled by the insane skillz of Ethan. Ethan then incinerates her body with a flamethrower, and Calico eats her ashes. Just to make sure that she is dead.
Huang Gai

## Abilities

Huang Gai is a veteran in Jiangdong’s army and one of the first generals with Han Dang to join the Sun clan's army and had the most experience in battle. Huang Gai and Han Dang have huge strength even in their old age and certainly are able to think of strategy due to vast experiences in battle. Zero shortcomings coming from both of them.
Long Bow Division

Huang Zhong's Longbow division is as strong as the Bing Province Heavy Cavalry and Formation Breaker. They consist of 3,000 soldiers, all of them are aces in archery trained by Huang Zhong himself. So, it can be said whenever this division launches their arrows, it can be as if Huang Zhong himself is shooting at the enemy army.
Zhou Tai

## History

He is a native of Xiacai County of Jiujiang Commandery. He was abandoned in the wild, and raised by predators.

## Original History

Historically, during the Battle of Hefei. Cao Cao’s appointed Commander-in-Chief Zhang Liao to route the Wu Army. At that battle, Sun Quan was surrounded with no hope of retreat. However, due to the valiant efforts of Zhou Tai, he unexpectedly pierced through the enemy’s formation with all of his might to rescue Sun Quan personally. After Sun Quan was secured, he marched again toward the enemy to rescue the surrounded Xu Sheng.

## Story

Sun Ce sent Zhou Tai as an assassin to murder Lu Bu's family. His hands and Achilles tendons were severed by Huang Zhong.

## Abilities

Zhou Tai strength is equivalent to a battalion with 3,000 troops. His speed is like wind and his imposing body does not bother his strength. Although his fame is little compared to Liu, Guan and Zhang, his strength is higher. Zhou Tai usually wears limiters, black rings weighting at least 50 kg.

He wields a serpent spear with the same design as Cheng Pu’s spear. This kind of spear when piercing into a human body will make one die on the spot.

## Relationships

* Jiang Qin: Jiang Qin is Zhou Tai's younger brother.
Mt. Bagong Campaign

Mt. Bagong Campaign ended with Chen Lan’s and Lei Bo’s death. Chen Lan’s army was also absorbed into Lu Bu's Army. From 10,000 troops only 1000 survived. Yu Province Cavalry originally 2,000 strong, were left with only 800 severely injured troops, but they were able to escape due to Zhang Kai's quick thinking, otherwise they would also have been absorbed into Lu Bu's army.

From 5,000 supply troops only less than 2,000 survived. The Urban Army’s casualties were 50% and Liu Mang's personal bodyguards all were annihilated.
Zhou Cheng

**Relatives** | Zhou Yi (Father)
 Character Information

Zhou Cheng, Zhou Yi's eldest son.

## Personality

From his infancy to adulthood, all that Zhou clan ever praised was only Zhou Yu, Zhou Gongjin. His grandfather and his father also said that Zhou Cheng had no achievement at all. This made him crave achievements on the battlefield.

## Story

He broke away from his binds, shoved aside a soldier who was with him and quickly tried to take a warhorse. But that warhorse was frightened, so it raised its hind leg kicking Zhou Cheng's chest as hard as it can. Zhou Cheng fell down to the ground. His ribs were broken and pierced his lungs, he could not survive any longer. Standing in front of death’s door, Zhou Cheng repeated his last sentence “Ha-ha-ha-ha, I...will...be...waiting...for...you...down...below!!!!” With those words, Zhou Cheng died, closing his eye forever, but on his face there was mocking smile toward Liu Mang.

## Relationships

* Black Flag: Zhou Cheng did not consider those Black Flag as his men, he only considered them as tools to accomplish his goals. He is the user and Black Flag is his weapon. They are only the Zhou clan's tool for promotion. Those who were severely wounded and dead, naturally could be considered as damaged goods. No longer valuable.
Bing Province Heavy Cavalry

**Status** | Active

## History

After the Battle of Kaiyang, Lu Bu took out the old, sick, and disabled, there’s still fifteen thousand strong and healthy men, from the soldiers Chen Deng brought. Lu Bu turned the five thousand old, sick or disabled into supply troops. He transferred two thousand strong and robust soldiers that knew how to ride horses from the fifteen thousand healthy soldiers to the Bing Province Wolf Cavalry that were left with less than a thousand strong after the battle of Xu Province. The only reason they were able to best the Cao troops and display their might on horses in the battle of Kaiyang was because of the soldiers from the Formation Breaker and the Xu Province soldiers. Only with those troops did the leadership from the Bing Province Wolf Cavalry managed to bring out the strength of the cavalry.

In the Battle of Jiangxia, except from the beginning, when luring the enemy, they lost several hundred infantries. Regarding Bing Province Heavy Cavalry’s casualties, other than at the beginning when one soldier was too excited and died being trampled by horses, their casualties only amounted to two people suffering minor injuries. No severely wounded.

## Personnel

* Lu Bu: Commander-in-Chief
* Zhang Liao: Vice Commander-in-Chief
* Wu Zun: Cavalry Soldier (Transferred to Gate Guard Captain, due to injury.)

## Abilities

The Bing Province Heavy Cavalry is the number one heavy cavalry in this nation. Even if their opponent is the Ferocious Cavalry or Western Liang Cavalry, the Bing Province Heavy Cavalry can annihilate them completely.

Cao Cao’s Ferocious Cavalry were elites. Their abilities before were roughly the same with those of the Bing Province Wolf Cavalry. But now, the Bing Province Wolf Cavalry had changed. The soldiers from the Bing Province Wolf Cavalry who survived under the siege of Cao Cao’s army became the cream of the crop. Every one of them is equally matched in prowess to other captains.
Huang Zu

## History

When he killed Sun Jian he was 50 years old.

### History

Huang Zu met his end at the hand of Gan Ning who was later employed by Sun Quan in the original history.

## Abilities

From his prowess alone, it can be said Huang Zu still had the ability as a commander-in-chief of the army, but due to old age his prowess has declined by the years.

Huang Zu is the person who manage to guard Jiangxia against Jiangdong's two generations.

## Relationships

Huang Zu is very doting to his youngest son who just turned ten years old.
Can't Fight the Feeling

"**Can't Fight the Feeling**" is the theme song to Maddie and friends. It is performed by Flo Rida.

## Lyrics

Whenever you're takin' a walk downtown,

People won't let ya down,

'Cause they see the world just like you!

And it's a hooray,

We're gonna have an amazing day!

Where you can learn and play,

And be with your friends!

You gotta do what you ought,

Do what you can,

Do what you thought,

Life's not letting ya down, man

From your head,

To your toes,

Work it out and make things better

And see how it goes

It's something unique,

And it's straight from your mind

Can't Fight the Feeling

Or that's the place to find

And it's a hooray,

We're gonna have an amazing day!

Where you can learn and play,

And be with your friends!

We're gonna have an amazing day!

We're gonna have an amazing day!

We're gonna have an amazing day!
Xu Cheng

## History

Xu Cheng became a soldier in order to eat.

## Story

He was a survivor from the battles of Xiapi and Kaiyang, and also Cheng Yu's fellow villager.

Xu Cheng’s lung were stabbed by spear and he was mortally wounded. He blocked a lance meant for Liu Mang. The teenager who died in Liu Mang's bosom.

## Relationships

Liu Mang made him feel what he have lost as a human, he gave him back his dignity. Dignity to live as a human. That wine and meat that Liu Mang shared with Urban Army was the most delicious thing that he had eaten in his whole life.
Xiahou De

**Relatives** | Xiahou Dun (Uncle)
Xiahou Yuan (Uncle)
 Character Information

## Appearance

He wore a red tasseled helmet, body armor, upon a white horse.

## Original History

He dismissed Huang Zhong for seeking battle. He was later, slain by Yan Yan on Tiandang Mountain.

## Story

Noon after Xiapi’s East Gate got broken, Xiahou De entered the city in hopes of exterminating the remnants of the Lu Bu soldiers before returning to the barracks at dusk. Xiahou De was, a thousand man general and being able to enter the city meant that his contribution toward the siege weren’t simple. He was defeated by Liu Mang and Lu Bu. Then taken prisoner, and striped of his armor, so they could sneak into Cao Cao's camp.
Gan Ning

**Rank** | Naval General
Jing Province Army (Formerly)
 Character Information

## Personality

His courage and strength is really praiseworthy.

Gan Ning is also an extremely arrogant person. Gan Ning was a mercenary, so naturally he did not have a good temper.

## History

He could be recognized because he always wore silk clothing with bells on his hips. It is known that once you hear a bell ringing, it sent fear to all the merchants who knew him.

His first lord was Liu Biao. At that time, Gan Ning had just resigned from his pirating life, and because of that Liu Biao did not entrust him with heavy responsibilities due to his reputation of being a pirate. Afterward, Gan Ning left Liu Biao and found himself under Liu Zhang’s service with the thought that he could find a wise lord to serve. But, Liu Zhang also like Liu Biao, was not a good judge of character. Turning Gan Ning into a guard of a small commandery. Afterward when Liu Biao and Liu Zhang clashed, Gan Ning joined Liu Biao's army again. Because of his criminal record, Liu Biao simply threw him to Jiangxia. Huang Zu of Jiangxia is an overtly suspicious person as well as a moralist scholar, therefore it was even more impossible for Gan Ning to be entrusted with heavy responsibilities.

After his surrender to Lu Bu, he pledged to serve him. Due to Liu Mang’s recommendation, he was given the opportunity to command a division.

## Abilities

Gan Ning is a first-class general that has entered refined strength, almost breaking through to super-class. His skill in wushu is above Zhang Liao, but currently he is the same strength as Zang Ba.

Gan Ning read all the sage king’s books and strategy books, and became very adept in art of war and etiquette.

He is able lead any division. Give him 3000 cavalries, he is able to destroy Jing Province and Jiangdong. Give him 10,000 naval soldiers, he will conquer the water. Give him 30,000 infantries, he can open a new territory.

Even though Gan Ning cannot match Old General Huang’s strength, Gan Ning has several points that made him on par with Huang Zhong. Moreover, he had his naval units and the ability to train naval units. On that aspect, Huang Zhong cannot hope to match him.

## Relationships

* Su Fei: The reason that Gan Ning calls Su Fei, “Big Bro” is not only because Su Fei is much older than him, but also because Su Fei can tolerate his own blunt and rude remarks. Gan Ning was the lieutenant general for Huang Zu's naval force, furthermore Su Fei was the one who recruited Gan Ning to Huang Zu’s forces. So their relationship is very good.
Cheng Yu (Scholar)

**Title(s)** | Nine Minister
Administrator of Jiyin
Yan Province's Commander-in-Chief

Cheng Yu, one of Cao Cao's top advisors.

## Personality

Cheng Yu is a very serious and stern person.

## History

He is from Yan Province's Dong'e County of Dong Commandery. Originally his given name was Cheng Li, after dreaming that he is holding the sun in Mount Tai, he changed his name to Cheng Yu. Once he led people to resist Yellow Turban in Dong Commandery. In Chuping Third year (192 AD), he was appointed by Cao Cao as Prefect of Shouzhang in Shandong, Yan Province. Since then he has been loyal to Cao Cao offering him stratagems and advice wherever Cao Cao goes.

Before, when Cao Cao obtained both Xu Province and Yu Province, the one who offered him stratagems was Cheng Yu. So, after Cao Cao invited the Han Emperor to Xu Du, for his contribution, Cheng Yu was given one of the nine minister positions, and was given titles of Administrator of Jiyin and Yan Province's commander-in-chief.

## Relationships

* Guo Jia: Whenever stubborn Cheng Yu meet up with the slacker Guo Jia, there is conflict.
Silly Snails

Silly Snails is a show about 1 or 2 boy Snails and one girl Snail who entertain children. They teach their viewers life lessons by playing games and singing songs. Abbie Parkington has a large obsession with Silly Snails, while Maddie Parkington because it repeats the same lessons over and over again.

Abbie owns VHSs of the Silly Snails and some Silly Snail plush toys. Their names are Rita, Rainbow, Sunshine, Boo, Ling, Tuggity, and Pansy.

## People known to watch it

* Abbie Parkington
* Aaron Betito
* Nicky and Alex Barlett
* Denise Robin
* Roxanne Gosling
* Teddy Peyton
* Aviva
* Adam Wedgeman
* Adam McGill
* Kate Fresca
* Pierce Anderson
* Ashano
* Emily
* Etana
* Isabella
* Rose
* Sean
* Selah
* Sierra
* Zariany
* Maddie Parkington (temporarily)
* Rusty Universe (temporarily)

## Kids on the Show

* AJ (a Female)
* Tyler
* Sam
* Margaret

## Songs

### The Silly Snails Theme

Oh We're silly and we're billy

We're the Silly Snails

Silly Silly Silly from our heads to our toes

Silly Silly Silly from our feet to our nose

Silly Silly Silly from our feet to our nose

### Clapping Song

Clap One

Clap Two

Clap 1 2 3

Come on Silly Snails

Clap with Me

### L-A-S-T

L-A-S-T

That spells last

(rest of the song unknown)

Maddie and Emma: L-A-S-T that spells last no more Silly Snails

### Abbie's Song

Oh she's silly and she's billy

She's Abbie Parkington

There is no one sassy

Yatza Latza Maddie

(Maddie? Blah!)

Silly Silly Silly from her feet to her nose

### the Petition Song

Petition

It's called a Petiton

Petiton

P-E-T-I-T-O-N

P-E-T

Something Something Something

I-T

Something Something Somthing

O-N

Something Something Something

Oh

## Trivia

* It is a parody of Happy Hippos, a fictional TV Show in Horrid Henry, as well as the Teletubbies.
* It is also a parody of Barney & Friends
Yu Jin

**Novel Debut** | Chapter 8

## Story

The sensible Yu Jin constrained his men but Xiahou Dun wasn’t one who would do that. Seeing Cao Cao surrounded, he was already burning with anxiety. Adding onto that, he had received news of the injuries his elder brother Xiahou Yuan suffered, causing Xiahou Dun to be burning with rage.

Yu Jin killed a soldier from the Song Xian army that was about to bring him harm. There was nothing he could do. While he could keep his head cool and control his own army, he cannot control the other three armies. Yu Jin could not help but to order his men to kill Song Xian and Wei Xu’s men. After all, as a general, he could not just stay there and not fight back. If he did, then how would he be able to lead an army in the future?
Zhou Clan of Shucheng County

Shucheng County of Lujiang district, is the Zhou family homebase. This Zhou clan is Shucheng County's oldest noble and can be compared with the Liu clan as Wancheng city’s oldest noble.

Since Zhou Yu become Sun Ce’s man, he did not have time to take care of his own clan, so he asks Zhou Yi to become the clan head. In Shucheng County, Zhou clan is the boss from the very start. For generations they have been officials in Shucheng County. Starting from Zhou Yu’s great-great grandfather Zhou Rong and when Zhou Rong died, his title passed to his son Zhou Xing and after Zhou Xing died, it went to Zhou Jing. Finally when Zhou Zhong become the officer of the Han Dynasty, his title is Grand Commandant (Tai Wei) for a while. So, even though Han Dynasty fell, Zhou clan still held the glory because Zhou Yu now can be said to be incomparable under the sky. So, even the relative Han Dynasty in Lujiang the Liu clan gave Zhou clan face because of that accomplishment along with Chen clan.

## Members

* Zhou Yi: Family Head
* Zhou Yu
* Zhou Cheng†
Cao Chun

**Relatives** | Cao Cao (Elder Brother)
 **Affiliation** | Cao Cao
 Character Information

## Story

The Ferocious Cavalry, the most elite of the Cao army cavalries, number fifteen hundred, led by Cao Chun was pursuing Lu Bu. In route they came upon a forest, fearing an ambush Cao Chun sent out scouts to scope the area. They came upon Chen Deng, and his 3,000 wounded remnants. Not wanting to appear incompetent, Chen Deng lied about Lu Bu’s original numbers and the fact he gave him seven thousand troops. When Chen Deng asked for news about his father, Cao Chun lied and said he didn’t know.

Cao Chun had obtained information from refugees enroute. He knew that in Kaiyang, Zang Ba had dismissed his troops. The whole population of Kaiyang had already left to take refuge. Thus, in the whole Kaiyang, there was only ten thousand troops who could stand up against the Cao army. He then had a messenger inform Cao Cao. He had the Ferocious Cavalry divide into groups of two hundreds and alternate to patrol Kaiyang day and night.

The morning of the fourth day of the battle of Kaiyang, the gate to the city was opened, and Lu Bu exited alone. He urged Cao Cao to send out his Ferocious Cavalry, Cao Cao complied. Immediately, all the gates of Kaiyang opened. One by one, horses came running out from within the city as if there was no end. Mounted atop the horses were ferocious soldiers donned in heavy armor, holding long spears. Two horses per man, five thousand horses, total of three thousand cavalries. Lu Bu threw a spear that pierced not only through Cao Chun, but also his horse, pinning them both to the ground. Needless to say Cao Chun was dead.

## Abilities

Cao Chun was familiar with the art of war, he knew both the strength and weakness of cavalries.

## Relationships

* Lu Bu: Cao Chun did not knew of the prowess that Lu Bu possess before, he even dared to belittle him. He had viewed Lu Bu to be just a brute, the slave of three surnames, a traitor who put petty personal love affairs over everything else, and a person who cannot possibly accomplish much. Cao Chun had always viewed of slaying Lu Bu as a stepping stone in his meritorious contributions.
Tao Qian

## History

Tao Qian's hometown is Danyang. During his youth, Tao Qian was a strong man and helped to quell Beigong Boyu and the Han Sui Rebellion. He also fought at the crusade against Dong Zhuo. After quelling the Yellow Turban, Old Tao quickly took root in Xu Province and assigned his Danyang soldiers to guard Xu Province. 30,000 troops were assigned to guarantee Xu Province's safety and finally Cao Cao hit Xu Province after Cao Song's death. At that time, if both sides did an all-out battle, they would have perished together and Old Cao would spurt out blood due to the damage done. However, Tao Qian was unable to achieve that, because at his side there was very incompetent senior general called Cao Bao and also Tao Qian's two incompetent sons. Although Old Tao urged Liu Bei in order to protect his inheritance in Xu Province, he had been hit by Cao Cao twice and neither those assaults manage to take him down. His begging to Old Cao in Pengcheng county, was because again his descendants were all useless people and unable to receive his inheritance.

Afterwards, when he was sealed as the Governor of Xu Province, Xu Province was still engulfed in war by the Yellow Turban Rebellion. Tao Qian quickly took 3,000 troops from his Danyang. They had not yet undergone training for battle, but we're able to quell the Yellow Turbans by themselves alone.

Old Tao died of old age while Cao Cao kept advancing for his conquest. After Tao Qian died, the Tao clan would definitely be exterminated by Cao Cao as tribute to Cao Song. So, Old Tao, in order to create an insurance so that his Tao clan can be preserved, asked Liu Bei to take ownership of Xu Province and made these three tigers, Liu Bei, Lu Bu and Cao Cao fight together to the death. During that chaos, the Tao clan quickly withdrew from Xu Province and disappeared from history's footnote and Cao Cao also had forgotten the Tao clan as if his father was never murdered in Xu Province.
Cheng Yu

**Rank** | General
Lieutenant (Promoted)
Company Commander (Promoted)
 **Affiliation** | Lu Bu Army
 Character Information

Cheng Yu, Liu Mang’s lieutenant and second-in-command. Cheng Yu takes command of the whole camp at Liu Mang’s absence.

## Appearance

He was extremely pale and yellow, as a result of malnutrition.

Cheng Yu has a similar physique to Xiahou De.

He was first seen wearing leather armor.

Cheng Yu was given General Xiahou De's armor.

## History

Cheng Yu, is from Xu Province. In the first year of Xing Ping, Cao Cao’s father Cao Song was killed in Xu Province. Cao Cao, in an effort to avenge his father’s death, sent troops to invade Xu Province. The Xu Province was then owned by Old Tao. Not only did Cao Cao scare Tao Qian to death, he even killed all the civilians of Qulu, Suiling, and Xiaqiu. Cheng Yu’s mother was a victim of the invasion.

When Liu Mang was appointed commander of a battalion of three hundred twelve people. Liu Mang pointed three people, one of which was Cheng Yu, as company commanders, in charge of a hundred people including themselves. Of them only Cheng Yu and 85 others managed to survive Xiapi and survive Kaiyang, to be appointed in Liu Mang’s Urban Management Army.

Cheng Yu made a name for himself in the battle of Kaiyang. If not to help Liu Mang to build his army, by now Cheng Yu would have joined Gao Shun’s Formation Breakers or Zhang Liao’s Bing Province Heavy Cavalry. Lu Bu even had a thought of promoting Cheng Yu to be his private guard.

## Story

He was the first person Liu Mang met when he came to the past. He tried to kill him, mistaking him for a Cao Cao Army spy. He didn’t take Liu Mang’s life due to the encroaching Cao Cao Army, this distraction helped Liu Mang escape.

Later, he killed a Cao soldier after Liu Mang’s head. He told Liu Mang to follow him, but he fled. In the pursuit he killed many enemies, and was covered in lacerations. When he caught up to Liu Mang he was shocked to find that he had freed Lu Bu and they had become allies. Lu Bu gathered around around 300 remnants, and charged toward the inner city to save his family.

Enroute to the inner city, after getting a report the east gate had been broken through, he ordered the soldiers to protect Liu Mang and charged alone.

Liu Mang promoted Cheng Yu to company commander, and they rushed to save Lu Bu.

## Abilities

Cheng Yu has entered hammering bone stage.

## Relationships

* Liu Mang: If Liu Mang did not exist, Cheng Yu also would not exist to this day because with Liu Mang's help, he can manage to escape from Xiapi and survive Kaiyang. Also Liu Mang him strength and courage to keep on living and to take his revenge.
Xiahou Dun

**Relatives** | Xiahou De (Nephew)

## Personality

Xiahou Dun is an honest and thick fellow, but he is not stupid.

## Story

During the Battle of Xiapi, even though his two sons, Xiahou Heng and Xiahou Ba, were already adults, and of age to join the military. However, he was unwilling to bring his two sons with him. Instead, he brought his nephew, Xiahou De, under his wings.

Seeing Cao Cao surrounded, he was already burning with anxiety. Adding onto that, he had received news of the injuries his elder brother Xiahou Yuan suffered, causing Xiahou Dun to be burning with rage.

Before they could reach the Lu Bu remnants, the four armies were thrown into chaos confronting, attacking and killing each other.

## Abilities

Although Xiahou Dun, is not inferior to Zihe, he is not capable of commanding the cavalry.

## Relationships

* Xiahou De: Miaocai, treats his nephew and nieces even better than his children. During the year of the great drought, in order to help his dead younger brother’s daughter survive, he cut off his son’s rations.
Cao Cao Army

In Cao Cao’s army, although he had only a few, valiant generals are not lacking. He has Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan, Cao Ren, Cao Hong, etc. Although their strength did not reach super-class, they were first-class commanders who can lead effectively. They are able to break through enemy lines in order to rescue their intended target.

### Advisors

* Guo Jia
* Xun You
* Liu Ye
* Liu Bei (Defected)
* Cheng Yu
Liu Kai

## Relationships

* Liu Neng: He is Liu Kai’s youngest son, and also his favorite. He sees him as wise beyond his years, unlike his muddleheaded brothers.
* Liu Mang: Liu Kai and Liu Neng suddenly found a big fortune in Liu Mang. They quickly dug out the Han Dynasty family tree and saw that there was a Liu Mang there along with Liu Kai and Liu Neng. They quickly acknowledged each other as relatives and Liu Kai also shamelessly call Liu Mang, Liu Kai’s uncle. Liu Kai’s age if compared with Liu Mang, could be his father. Therefore, Liu Mang was recognized by Liu Kai and Liu Neng as a noble too. So, Liu Mang and Liu Kai and also Liu Neng quickly got along with each other.
Dong Xi

**Rank** | Naval General
 **Affiliation** | Danyang Soldiers
 Character Information

## Abilities

He is a water dragon in naval battle and mighty tiger in land battle.

Chen Wu and Dong Xi are second-class generals. Although Dong Xi had great strength, he is an untrained brute, if he met with a master like Jiang Qin, he will not win. But Jiang Qin will not easily provoke Dong Xi, as he likes to eat people and when doing battle, Chen Wu will quickly aid Dong Xi, forming tag team. Both of them are so coordinated that when battling them, it is just like fighting Taishi Ci.
Naval Warfare

Naval battles begin with archer salves and if they survive the salvo then they got near each other to do close quarters combat.

The big warship can be considered a carrier class in modern times. Its body is several stories high.

There are also smaller boats which can only hold several people called Meng Chong boats. This kind of boat is classified as a destroyer class in this age. This boat is small but it is the overlord in river battles. Its speed is unmatched in naval battle. Once a large ship is rammed by this Meng Chong boats, it will tumble to one side.

This type of boat is usually used by pirate, and was used to rob merchant ships by ramming into them and boarding that merchant ship. A common ship is not a match for Meng Chong boat’s speed. Moreover, it is small in size. Once the government troops attack, they can just hide in marshes and disappear quickly.

## Naval Soldier

A naval soldier not only needs to swim, but he also must be familiar with the ship rocking tendency, when to load ship and when to unload the ship in order to maintain the balance. This is the basic lesson for every naval soldier. A person needs 2 - 3 years in order to learn about the ship. Therefore a fisherman is an ideal naval soldier.
Gongsun Zan

## Personality

Gongsun Zan was a militaristic person. But he did not have any plans for further advancement.

## History

The invaders from beyond the Great Wall were pushed back by General Gongsun Zan. This place is south of Huainan. The living in frontier, near the Great Wall, must withstand famine and invasion from those beyond the Great Wall. Invasion from the outsiders can only bring the Han people sadness, pain, and endless death. But Gongsun Zan's appearance actually gave those frontier people a glimmer of hope. Gongsun Zan used his blood and iron, and with his cavalry trampled upon those outsiders as a warning to get out of the Central Plains. Gongsun Zan was fond of white horses. Therefore when outsiders saw the Han army riding white horses, they withdrew immediately. This is the origin of his nickname The White Horse General.

After Yellow Turban Rebellion and Dong Zhuo’s uprising, he occupied the northernmost part of this nation which is Liaodong. With 100,000 soldiers and innumerable warhorses, he led to the creation of the very first white horse cavalry called Penetrating White Horsemen of You Province, he was able to pacify all of Hebei. But he was muddleheaded and killed Liu Yu, throwing all You Province into chaos.

His Penetrating White Horsemen with Zhao Yun as the leader was able to destroy any opposition. After that, Zhao Yun was transferred by Gongsun Zan to Qing Province in order to help Tian Kai. With Zhao Yun’s departure, the Penetrating White Horsemen lost an able leader and when they were fighting with Yuan Shao’s Great Halberd Soldiers of the Ji Province and Skirmishers of the Ji Province, they were quickly beaten and never recovered again; resulting in Gongsun Zan’s death.

During the Battle of Longcou, against Yuan Shao, initially he had a big advantage to Yuan Shao. However, due to his foolishness, he let Yuan Shao take a breath, to recuperate his forces rather than keeping pressure and annihilate Yuan Shao in one blow. He did not use the advantage he had to press further, instead he kept maintaining his defense, being a goddamn turtle. By doing that, he had dug his own grave and was later defeated in two more battles. He lost the battle of Jieqiao and as a final result, he burned himself in his home at the end Battle of Yijing.
Mt. Taishan Army

The Mt. Taishan Army were originally a mountain bandit brigade before surrendering to government troops. Only after surrendering, they were able to become government troops. At that time, Taishan could be said to be Zang Ba's territory. The bandit group was so powerful that government troops avoided them at all costs.

When Jiangxia's army surrendered Lu Bu hand-picked these 3,000 soldiers who had no longer any relatives to give to Zang Ba, so they became his familial soldiers, reforming his Mt. Taishan Army. Under Zang Ba's leadership, suddenly those former Jiangxia soldiers who were initially very weak, got a sudden boost of strength.
Lu Kang

Character Information

Lu Kang, the patriarch of Lu clan of Yang Province and Lujiang’s Prefect.

## History

When Yuan Shu had interest in Lujiang, he sent Sun Ce to attack Lu Kang. When the city fell, Lu Kang died of illness. At that moment the Lu clan was thought to have perished until Lu Xun’s emergence. The big loss of Lu clan by Sun Ce can only be restored if Lu Xun can become Wu’s Grand Commander.
Wancheng City

Wancheng city, the capital of Lujiang Prefecture, in Yang Province.

## Defense

Wancheng city is the capital of Lujiang. It is guarded by walls surrounding its four sides with four heavy doors. The inside of Wancheng city is divided into two areas. The Inner city's area is 7-li and the outer city area is 15-li.

The front door of Wancheng city is a very heavy door. Its weight is at least 1000-jin. The body was made by mixture of steel and copper, nearby is a suspension bridge. With this combination, those two door and suspension bridge are complementing each other. This is the defensive measure for Wancheng city. But these defensive measures are actually useless against a surprise. The suspension bridge's weight is 1000-jin. Each opening and closing requires a lot of time, especially that 1000-jin door. Slowly but surely, several dozen of soldiers gather up trying to close the bridge and door.

At the outside wall, one can see Lu Kang's unfinished project to build a moat surrounding the city. That project was finally completed by Sun Ce, and the moat was filled by water from Yangtze River. With these designs, Wancheng city is very easy to defend and very hard to attack. The moat's depth is about 7-8 meters.

## Naval HQ

Wancheng city naval HQ was constructed by Sun Ce. This river-port connects Jiangdong to Wancheng city. Wancheng city naval HQ can hold more than 10,000 naval troops and is quite good for naval battle.

## History

Wancheng city, when at the time of spring and autumn period, was located in Qianshan County and is the Anhui region’s capital. During Han Dynasty, Wancheng city was no longer the capital of Anhui region and instead its location became Lujiang Prefecture capital, its affiliation changed from Anhui to Lujiang, but Wancheng city was still a capital. This decision came from Lujiang’s Prefect, Lu Kang, who wanted to distance the city from the chaos of war, he moved Lujiang Prefecture’s governance body to Wancheng city.

Wancheng city had been besieged by Sun Ce, when he was under Yuan Shu's rule. He besieged Lu Kang for a whole two years without any result rather than just cutting off Lu Kang's communication and supply routes to outside world and let them starve themselves to death.

## Administration Building

Wancheng city’s Administration Office was once occupied by Lu Kang, the patriarch of Lu clan of Yang Province and Lujiang’s Prefect. Afterwards when Liu Xun and Sun Ce occupied this Administration Office successively, they expanded this office. Even though this Lujiang was a location of 4 battles and the people occupying it kept changing, it actually did not affect this Administration Office. Therefore one can compare this Administration Office with Yuan Shu's Shouchun Imperial Palace.

## Trivia

* One year of taxes amount to 5,000-shi of grain.
Kankiri Potions

A Kankiri Potion is a common consumable dropped by Khaanic shadows (10%, 1/10: [1d4] ), Sunni tribesmen (10%, 1/10 [1d6] ), and Desert Orcs (15%, 3/20: [1d6]). Any bandit NPCs or enemies that are in the Khaan region labeled "CanDrop: Kankiri" have a chance to drop them as well (5%, 1/20: [1d4] ). When drunk, they have a 50% (1/2) chance to grant a +1 to passive Perception checks for 30 minutes. Multiple potions can be drunk within the same time block for more effect without initiating any sort of disease.

**Origin**
Jia Xu

**Novel Debut** | 118

## Personality

Jia Xu although not an evil person, he is an extremely selfish person. He is a man who is willing to sacrifice any person just to save his skin, including his present lord Zhang Xiu.

Being stared by him is equal to being stared by a poisonous snake who at any time can bite your neck and killed you with its poison.

## Appearance

The middle-aged scholar’s appearance looked-like a mild person, but his eyes made people scared.

## History

The reason that the Lu Bu Army was defeated and expelled from Chang'an lies on the body of Jia Xu. He is the one who urged Guo Si and Li Jue and the remnants of Dong Zhuo army to take command of Dong Zhuo remnant army to attack Chang'an.

## Original History

Historically, Zhang Xiu killed Cao Cao's son and nephew, Cao Ang and Cao Anmin, and his favorite senior general Dian Wei. But Jia Xu, for his family's safety, sold Zhang Xiu to Cao Cao, speaking good words and praise for Zhang Xiu to Cao Cao in order for Cao Cao receive a request to refuge Zhang Xiu. Therefore in 200, Zhang Xiu surrendered to Cao Cao. In 207, Zhang Xiu died a violent death while on campaign to pacify the Wuhuan tribe. But Jia Xu, lived well until, 223. He survived Zhang Xiu by more than 16 years.

## Relationships

* Lu Bu: In the eyes of Jia Xu, Lu Bu is not a pleasant to his eyes, he called him a foolhardy, obstinate, arrogant and opinionated person. Lu Bu is a rash fellow that did not listen to good advice, arrogant and unbearable. This type of people in times of peace, can be comparable to Huo Qubing. But in times of war, the one who employed this kind of person, will certainly die a violent death, because Lu Bu is too crazy.
Zhang Fei

Zhang Fei of Yan.

## Personality

He is the most naive out of the three brothers, truly simple-minded. From Zhang Fei’s point of view, anyone who cries and drinks can be seen as a good guy.

## History

Zhang Fei was a butcher before swearing brotherhood with Liu Bei and Guan Yu.

## Story

He was going to engage Lu Bu, when he assaulted Cao Cao’s camp, but was instead held back by the Liu Bei person. He was calmly watching this battle. Xu Province and this Xiapi originally belonged to him. Alas, it was taken by two bandits. Now that these bandits are killing each other, he would be happy regardless of who died. Once Cao Cao was dead, it would had been the best opportunity for Liu Bei. Relying on the title of “Royal Uncle,” he could’ve assimilate over half of Cao Cao’s territory.

## Relationships

* Liu Bei: Sworn brother.
* Guan Yu: Sworn brother.
* Lu Bu: The person he hates the most is Lu Bu. Lu Bu is more handsome than him. Lu Bu’s martial abilities are stronger than his. His wife is even the world’s number one beauty. This kind of “Mr. Perfect” is the natural enemy of a loser like Zhang Fei.
Chu Zhongtian

**Affiliation** | Danyang Soldiers
 Character Information

A Danyang soldier.

## Relationships

* Chu Jie: Chu Zhongtian and Er Gou Zi truly fear this Third Master Chu. Both of them frequently committed offense, so many that this Third Master Chu often stood in between them in order for them not to be exiled, also during their time in Chu Town, he is the one who gave their nickname, Er Gou Zi (Two Puppies) and Lin Danda (Big Forest Bastard). Er Gou Zi's real name was Chu Zhongquan but no one remembers that name, only their nicknames that were given by Chu Jie.