Dorky (Roleplayer)

> *"Okay, but, the question is, are elevators or the stairs more dangerous? Well, technically, I think people don't usually die in elevators, even if they get stuck. And, for stairs to be dangerous, you'd have to fall, and it's more likely than not to not kill you. However, if there was a serial killer with you in the elevator as opposed to on the stairs, it would probably be more dangerous. Given that if a serial killer pushed you down the stairs to kill you, then you could at least have a chance to run if you lived! However, an elevator is a more enclosed space, and there's a really high chance you'd wind up killed. So, I guess the real question is, is there a serial killer with you or not?" - Dorky wondering about something random for some reason.*
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Dorky (also known as AlwaysDorky) is a male roleplayer for Danganronpa: Blood and Water. He's the Ultimate Pianist, which is surprising, because he honestly probably experiences way too much stage fright to have been scouted for that sort of title. Oh, right, Dorky's a real person. We forgot. One of the things that are most notable in how Dorky roleplays characters is how they tend to be roleplayed based on expanded basic concepts, or projected and altered into separate people from his various insecurities. He also tends to like addressing major issues with humanity within his characters, such as the negatives of golden child burnout, transphobia, homophobia, toxic masculinity, racism, bullying, child neglect, alcoholism, and severe people-pleasing.

## Dorky (Roleplayer)

"Hey, okay... so, I was just thinking. Isn't "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" technically contradictory as a statement, given that Obi-Wan is dealing in absolutes by calling that an absolute truth?"

## Identity

### Aliases

Dorkiest Dork
Lucian
Stupid Fanboy
Dorky
Blitzo
Sunny
Your Local Mess
Spriggy
Suicidal Dumbass
The Fucker of Mothers
Whore
Bitch

## Killing Game Involvement

### Cause Of Death

Various body complications from a great impact
In Minecraft terms, Dorky fell from a high place

### Allies

Serendibite (Sister, Friend)
Celery (Friend)
Daiko (Friend)
Moonling (Friend)
Tem (Friend)
Abra (Friend)

### Enemies

Serendibite (Occasional Enemy) /j
Daiko (Occasional Enemy) /j
Crystal (Often bashed by) /j /lh

### Secret

Took a quarter off a bookshelf once and still doesn't know if it belonged to him or not

### Ultimate Talent

Ultimate Pianist?
Ultimate Songwriter?
Ultimate Poet?
Ultimate Useless Information Hoarder?
Take your pick lmao

## Other

### Hobbies

Playing piano
Writing songs
Writing poetry
Writing fanfiction
Making people happy
Drawing
Sleeping
Daydreaming
Gaming
Reading
Roleplaying
Researching random things
Watching YouTube videos
Watching television shows
Analyzing characters
Procrastinating
Banging his head against a wall
Being bad at socializing
Loving gloves
Spending too much at Hot Topic
Simping for Kubo Atsushi /j

## Personality

Dorky is a very awkward and socially oblivious person, who is at the same time, paradoxically, very insecure socially. He frequently freaks out at the smallest things while talking to people, while at the same time being someone who is absolutely terrible with social norms.

He's very fidgety and goes from being extremely hyperactive to energyless on a whim. Dorky has a dramatically random mind filled with cacophonies of ideas that don't usually make coherent sense. He's very imaginative and creative, able to offer a multitude of ideas in any given situation.

Dorky can be very detached from reality, constantly spacing out, being very forgetful of things that happened 0.2 seconds ago, and thinking things happened that, frankly, really didn't happen.

Dorky is a very kind and selfless person, always looking to help everyone out regardless of the expense to himself. He cares a lot about doing the right thing. He also doesn't value himself much, because, frankly, if you wanted to stab him into tiny pieces, he would totally let you.

Dorky has a deep love for dark humor, speaking of such things with seemingly little concern, but at the same time can be extremely horrified at dark things.
Dorky is a very sensitive, very emotional little b\*tch, but he also values logic a whole lot, and can be frustrated when things don't make logical sense. At the same time, he loves it. He's a walking paradox.

Dorky is very curious when it comes to experiencing painful sensations, and may interact with things that may be of some harm to him just to see what will happen.

He loves socializing with others, but is deeply afraid of people and their judgment. He may go red in the face and sweat and stutter a lot when talking to pretty much anyone. He also apologizes a lot, often for seemingly no reason. Dorky even has said that he's sorry for existing.

It seems he feels like he's a burden on those around him, which is probably why he tries to suppress his problems as much as possible, live in denial of them, and run away from them. He does his best to maintain a positive attitude on life, AND IT'S WORKING, JEREMY, YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!

He can be very bad at comforting others, but is great at empathizing with them. Typically, he tends to try to distract people from their problems to help them out, or to offer practical solutions.

Frankly, he really doesn't care for himself much, and would probably do anything that hurt him just to benefit others. He is deeply lacking in any sort of self-confidence. He is in short: a doormat.

Most of the time, the only way you can piss him off is by hurting someone.

Dorky tends to go through life telling himself absolutely everything is fine. Because it is. There is no way that it isn't. Things are fantastic, and there is no way of proving otherwise!

There is nothing more important to him in the world than things being fun and interesting, and making other people happy.

Dorky thinks of himself as a cruel, horrible, and selfish person who is undeserving of anything, but he is trying to do that less.

He has been described by some as "the softest person alive", and it has also been said that he has no ego.

## Fun Facts

* Dorky dyed his hair because he thought his normal hair color looked way too boring.
* He has painted his nails multiple times, but always winds up scratching the colors off.
* He has unhealthily high expectations for himself.
* He constantly struggles between being himself and changing himself to please others.
* He is absolutely obsessed with OMORI and with music.
* He has stated that he's literally just a mix between Sawyer Laurens and Lucian Arbred in personality.
* As a child, he loved reading death endings in Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novels, and wondered what it was like to die in such ways.
* He has trouble writing fiction that isn't angst if it's not crack.
* Humour is honestly his biggest coping mechanism in life.
* Dorky really doesn't like alcohol, unless his feelings are especially painful at the moment. Then, it's a coping mechanism.
* He loves wearing shorts but also hates it because he hates showing his legs.
* He is very sensitive to, and loathes loud noises. Unless it's loud music.
* He has a very, very slight crush on Kubo Atsushi, so slight it's not even worth mentioning, so we don't know why we did.