Cartoon Feud

## Summary

Lord Tirek forces Bulk Biceps,Snips and Snails, Derpy Hooves and Wallflower Blush to play on Family Feud with Ruffy-Ruff and the Clue Kids

## Transcript

(We open at Bulk Biceps' house they get together to watch TV)

Bulk:Yeah! Who's ready to watch some public cable TV!?

Wallflower, Derpy, Snips and Snails:We are!

Snails:Wait, uh shouldn't we wait for Sunset Shimmer,Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Spike and Rarity to get here first?

Snips:(As he munches on popcorn)Eh they're probably just on another "Equestrian Mission".

(Cuts to them trying to beat Queen Crysalis who is over a lot of feet tall like a giant and back to living room)

Bulk:Ah well at least we're all here. Yessiree the Scooby-Doo Gang.

(Says that as he gets between Derpy and Snips)

Snips:Uh Scooby-Doo only has four humans and a dog.

Bulk:Yeah I'm the Fred, Derpy is the Daphne, Wallflower's our Velma, and you guys are the Shaggy and Scooby.

(Presses TV remote button and they find Family Feud)

Bulk:Family Feud! I love this show! Especially with Steve Harvey.

(Static comes onto the screen)

Snails:Hey! What happened?!

Wallflower:(Who is beside Derpy)Did you pay your TV bills Bulk?

Bulk:I did Wallflower.

(Then a certain red centaur appears on the screen in his third transformation)

Lord Tirek:Greetings from Equestria!

Bulk:Who are you?

Lord Tirek:I am Lord Tirek. And I think there has been a little change in plans.

Snails:Is this going somewhere?

Lord Tirek:Oh yes it is. I'm gonna put you on your favorite game show but with me as the host. With a parody of an old classic cartoon.

Bulk:Can't we just watch TV?

Lord Tirek:NO!

(Flashes them into the TV we go black and fade onto Family Feud set)

Lord Tirek:(VO)It's time for the Family Feud! Today we have some Canterlot High teenagers.

(Cuts to the box they are at the door slides open they appear)

Wallflower:Where are we?

(Cuts to Snails)

Snails:(Excited)I think we're on Family Feud!

(Moves over to Snips the camera does)

Snips:We's defiantly on the feud!

(Backs to whole group)

Blue:Remain calm guys. We'll make it past this. I just know it. I'm voted "best smart guys with ideas" in school.

(Derpy does the right on fist with her eyes being goofy like they always are one going up and one going down)

Derpy:Yeah!

Wallflower:You're voted best muscles. And that's why Rainbow Dash hates it.

(Cuts to Lord Tirek)

Lord Tirek:And introducing their competition. (Camera moves over to another box)TV's most beloved mystery solvers since Scooby-Doo.(Ruffy and the gang appear doing what looks like sneaky tip toe poses they get out of poses and look around)The Clue Kids!

(Cuts to Ruffy and Scraggy)

Scraggy:Like where are we Ruff?

Ruffy:I don't know. I was hoping you knew Scrags.

(Moves over to the gang)

Dally:Jeepers. One minute we're being chased by the Cat God on Moonscar Island. And the next minute we're here.

Veronica:Jinkies, and "here" appears to be the set of a game show. (Close up)I believe this is the work of that devious German real estate developer, Adolf Hitman.

(Picture of him with a German biker helmet wearing a monocle on his left eye and doing what evil men do with their mustaches twirling he smiles evil like and lighting sound effects happen and she (Veronica)Looks terrified cuts to Scraggy and Ruffy, Scraggy jumps into Ruffy's arms)

Scraggy:Zoinks!

Ruffy:Yeah, zoinks!

(Classic laugh track back to them Frank talks)

Frank:Well we better play along to find out gang.

(Back to set they walk out of their boxes to their posts)

Lord Tirek:There are more awesome good times then I hoped.

(Cuts to Snails)

Snails:They're the coolest. (Hollors out)I LOVE YOU RUFFY-RUFF!

(Cuts to Ruffy who looks to his right)

Ruffy:Aw shucks.

(Laughs)

Lord Tirek:Alright. Let's begin.

Bulk:This'll be good.

(Cuts to Frank with a magnifying glass)

Bulk:What are you going?

Frank:We're looking for clues.

(Cuts to Dally at the gang's box)

Dally:Maybe there's a secret passage way behind this wall.

(Wall falls down)

Veronica:Maybe this lever opens up a secret trapdoor.

(It brakes Scraggy and Ruffy talks)

Scraggy:Like maybe there's a secret hatch that leads to the crafts table.

Ruffy:Yeah, crafts table.

Lord Tirek:Humans of mystery solving come come. We have work to do.

(Frank and Bulk walk up to the stand Frank puts his hand out to shake Bulk's)

Frank:Good luck.

(Bulk shakes his hand only crushing it)

Bulk:You too!

(Crushes it Frank yells)

Frank:EYOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Bulk:Sorry. By the way, why do you wear a scarf?

Frank:It's an ascot.

Bluk:Alright, why do you wear a tie?

Frank:Ascot!

Bulk:Neckerchief.

Frank:ASCOOOOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!

Bulk:Bandana.

Frank:Ass-cot!

(Bulk grabs him by the ascot as if he's mad and means business and puts him up into his face)

Bulk:Hey! Watch your language! There are children watching this show!

Frank:Put me down!

(Puts him down)

Bulk:Sorry. Anyway what are you hiding?

Frank:Nothing! I swear!

(Cuts to Snails whispering to Snips)

Snails:Maybe he's got (Cuts to vision of his arm taking off Frank's ascot)Some of that Magnum P.I chest hair.(Chest hair pops out blowing through the wind he is calm about it)

(Snips' vision is the same only he takes it off revealing a tattoo of a bunny rabbit and a carrot)

Snips:(VO)I bet it's one of them embarrassing tattoos.

(Derpy's vision as she takes it off revealing Adolf Hitman on Frank's chest)

Derpy:(VO)I believe it's the devious German real estate developer, Adolf Hitman.

(Back to scene)

Wallflower:Derpy! Ew keep those thoughts to yourself!

(Cuts to Ruffy Scraggy and Veronica who are disgusted)

Ruffy:Yeah to yourself.

(Cuts back to Derpy and Wallflower)

Derpy:I've gone too far.

Lord Tirek:OK people have put answers on the survey what is it that makes the background characters on Equestria Girls terrible? Frank?

Frank:Gee we've only seen them on a few cases we've solved with the Equestria Girls.

Bulk:I remember the case of the Hash Slinging Slasher. Like the one from Spongebob.

Frank:If we can go back to some cases. We solved the case of the Babylonian Mummies.

Snails:Wasn't that apart of a Scooby-Doo movie?

Frank:Yes. Yes it was.

Veronica:Only this time. We caught the disgruntled archeologists and the corrupt security guards.

Frank:Anyway. I can say that Snips and Snails cause trouble, Bulk works out a lot, Derpy likes muffins....

Derpy:LOVES muffins.

Frank:Whatever. And Wallflower is a gardener.

Wallflower:It's true.

Lord Tirek:They're crazy doing their own thing.

(It's up there cuts back to them Frank goes Yes and goes over to the gang Tirek goes over to them)

Lord Tirek:Dally. What do you have to say?

Dally:Is it because. (Cuts to them just standing there and back to Dally)They can be Fun.

(They agree with that clapping)

Lord Tirek:They are crazy kids!

(That's on the survey)

Lord Tirek:Ok Veronica you're next and......

(She is studding a billfold)

Veronica:I think this billfold knows more about Adolf Hitman's plan then it's letting on.

Lord Tirek:Yes well we can get to the mystery later.

Frank:(Wishpers)Veronica just play along/\.

Veronica:Fine. Is it because.(Cuts to Snips and Snails)They're a bit noises?

(Cheers for that)

Lord Tirek:Obnochusly loud!

(That is one he goes over to Scraggy)

Lord Tirek:Scraggy what do you have to say?

Scraggy:Is it because....(Cuts to them)They're not the brightest tools in the deck?

(They cheer for that)

Lord Tirek:Because they're stupid stupid idiots.

(That's an answer cuts back to the thing Ruffy is eating Ruffy Snacks)

Lord Tirek:Ok Ruffy. If you get this right you're team wins the round Ruff.

(Cuts to him and he thinks about it and says)

Ruffy:Ruffy Snacks.

(Pulls back a little bit Scraggy claps his hands together saying Good answer good answer it's wrong cuts back to them)

Ruffy:Oops