Jay

## Description

Jay Kelin is a customer in *Tai's Brewery*. He is Tai's brother, and his dialogue references ArcanisHD's *META* series of animations.

## Strategy

Jay likes coffee. One of the first drinks in the game, Dark Espresso, is one of Jay's favorite drinks. He is allergic to dairy products.

**Ingredient Satisfaction Points**
 Ice Cream | -1

## Dialogue

**Dialogue Table**
*Tai:* Hey bro! How was the flyin' today?
*Jay:* Oh, the usual. Dexter insisted we do barrel rolls, but you know how
I'm not all about that stuff. Hah, anyways! Keep me company a bit, yeah?
 *Tai:* Hey bro!
*Jay:* Hey Tai! Man, ever since the "Reality Café" closed it's been a struggle to find good coffee.
*Tai:* Well good thing this place exists now doesn't it?
*Jay:* I suppose... Though you don't sell the newspapers I like, don't you?
*Tai:* What? You mean Pollux and Castor?
*Jay:* Yeah, that one.
*Tai:* No, I don't unfortunately. I think they went out too.
*Jay:* Bummer!
*Tai:* I mean, it's not your usual cup of coffee, but I'm glad you liked it!
 *Tai:* Anything new today?
*Jay:* Actually, yeah. Dexter nearly crashed the plane today.
*Tai:* Oh my GOSH!!! Well you're here and still in one piece... What happened?
*Jay:* Oh, he wanted to do a loop-de-loop, but he pulled in too much and we went into freefall for a bit. He managed to pull it back though. (Good thing I brought a paper bag in there... otherwise things would've gotten messy)
*Tai:* I'm... not gonna ask.
*Tai:* Whoops. Forgot! Sorry.
 *Tai:* Hey!
*Jay:* Hi. Did you hear the news?
*Tai:* Of...?
*Jay:* Remember when we went to Soldiers' Mountain to revive Rex?
*Tai:* Uhuh?
*Jay:* And how Rex just didn't move from where he was?
*Tai:* Mhm? What? Did he find his way here?
*Jay:* Er... no. Apparently he took care of Myrtle. On the top of a building. In Rosa.
*Tai:* I thought the soil didn't work on him??
*Jay:* Well I guess it did something after all.
*Tai:* Yeah, it's been a bit of a struggle honestly.
*Jay:* Well, I definitely still enjoyed your presence. I've gotta go though.
 *Jay:* Hey Tai, I think I've got a bit more info on Rex...
*Tai:* Run it down, I'm interested.
*Jay:* So Kev got the soil from his master, Edgelord, right?
*Tai:* I'm following.
*Jay:* Alright. Basically, that specific pouch got the special treatment and was actually an experimental substitute for what the Sables usually mine from the ground. Not even Kev knew what it did, all Edgelord said to him was that it's "different" but similar.
*Tai:* Huh. Well what's the real deal supposed to do?
*Jay:* Basically, it's supposed to pull the soul to a non-human living object. The experimental stuff just pulled the soul out and didn't force it into a body.
*Tai:* So Rex was revived, we just couldn't see it because he hadn't put his soul into anything...
*Jay:* Tai when did you get so smart?
*Tai:* (shrugs)
*Tai:* Hey bro!
*Jay:* Tai, do you ever wonder what happens after death?
*Tai:* I guess so... though I bet Kev knows the answer to that one.
*Jay:* Yeah, I guess so. It was many years ago when our parents... y'know.
*Tai:* Yeah, I getcha.
*Jay:* ...Sometimes I can't help but reflect upon the guilt of my actions. Y'know, how I put people's lives in danger just because I was being too emotional?
*Tai:* It wasn't your fault, Jay.
*Jay:* I know, but it kinda is.
*Tai:* Oh hush now, bro.