Jesus Christ

**Jesus Christ** is a recurring character in the "Mokey's Show" series, appearing mainly in the Christmas episodes. He is a parody of the central figure of Christianity.

## Characteristics

### Biography

In tune with his all-forgiving and god-like nature, Jesus frequently encourages Mokey to celebrate his birthday with him on Christmas, much to Mokey's chagrin. Whenever the spirit of Christmas is threatened by the Krima demons or Krampus, he joins forces with Mokey and Santa to save the Christmas spirit.

He first appears in the ending of "Merry Christmas", solemnly singing the Happy Birthday song to himself with a cake and wears a party hat. In "It's Christmas", Jesus interrupts Mokey's Christmas celebration by declaring that it is also his birthday, enraging Mokey, who then flies onto his face, killing him. Jesus saves Mokey from Poot in "It's Christmas" after Poot prepares to kill Mokey in his own basement, and shoots at Poot off-screen. While he, Mokey, and Santa celebrate Christmas together, they are interrupted by a Krima demon, who promptly kills Jesus and Santa with a light slap.

Jesus alerts Santa and Mokey to Krampus' return in "No more Christmas", and they travel to a forest clearing where a ritual is taking place by the Krima demons to summon Krampus, who plans destroy Christmas once and for all. Upon Krampus' summoning, Jesus attempts to thwart him, but is quickly overpowered by the Krima demons. After Mokey defeats Krampus and restores order to Christmas, Jesus returns. Unfortunately his return is short-lived, as Mokey quickly slaps him into a crucifix again.

"The Sun" is Jesus' only appearance outside of the Christmas episodes, where he is waiting in line for ice cream on a very hot day. Mokey attempts to cut in line by killing everyone in a myriad of ways, including kissing Jesus on the cheek, immediately crucifying him. Mokey then uses Jesus' crucifix to disintegrate Shadman.

Jesus reappears in the post-credits of "Is Not Christmas", again celebrating his birthday alone. Mokey quickly appears and shoves his head into his birthday cake, a Mexican tradition known as "la mordida".

In "Painful Christmas", Jesus appears outside an airplane door, asking the passengers to celebrate his birthday with him, who all promptly boo him. The flight attendant then slams the door in his face. He reappears towards the end when Mokey gifts him a bicycle as a birthday gift, but as he tries to ride it, Mokey pushes him off his bike, turning him into his crucified form once more.

"Contagious Christmas" sees the Mokey's Show world terrorized by a green anthropomorphic Coronavirus, intent on infecting people by kisses. When Mokey turns to Santa for help, Jesus appears and discourages Mokey from wearing a mask, asking to simply believe in him in addition to wishing him a happy birthday. But the virus quickly attacks Jesus, sucking him into its anal lips.

His latest appearance yet is in "Missed Christmas", when Jesus descends from Heaven and again asks Mokey to celebrate his birthday. This enrages Mokey, who hits Jesus with a beer bottle, sending him back up to Heaven in crucified form.

### Appearance

Jesus Christ in the Mokey's Show world is a rigid hyperrealistic cutout of a Jesus painting. He wears a white robe an has his arms outstretched, and speaks quietly in a gentle manner. Whenever he is killed by any of the Mokey's Show characters, his appearance changes to a crucified form and cries out a whimper.

### Abilities

As Jesus is a deity, he is able to do impossible things that most Mokey's Show characters are unable to do, such as fly and descend from the heavens. He is also able to bring Santa back after Poot makes him disappear. Despite his easy-to-kill nature, Jesus is also able to resurrect from the dead.

## Trivia

* Jesus has died 9 times in the series thus far:
	1. Merry Christmas: Mokey rabidly flies into his face.
	2. It's too early for Christmas!: Slapped by a Krima.
	3. No more Christmas: Overpowered by Krimas.
	4. The Christmas Hope: Slapped by Mokey.
	5. The Sun: Kissed by Mokey on the cheek.
	6. Is not Christmas: Shoved into a cake by Mokey, la mordida-style.
	7. Painful Christmas: Pushed on his bicycle by Mokey.
	8. Contagious Christmas: Sucked by Coronavirus.
	9. Missed Christmas: Mokey breaks a beer bottle on him.