Education/Faculty Staff

## Faculty Staff

**Faculty Staff** are teachers, professors, principals, and deans. They have four stats: relationship, looks, strictness, and popularity. Some reactions are based on the relationship and strictness they have. Some of the faculty members may come from foreign countries, just like classmates.

## Members of Faculty Staff

* Principal/Headmaster (primary, secondary, elementary, middle, and high school)
* Dean (community college, university, any higher education school)
* Professor (community college, university, any higher education school)
* Teacher (elementary/primary, middle, and secondary/high school)
* Math Teacher
* Music Teacher
* PE Teacher
* Art Teacher
* (country's language) Teacher
* History Teacher

## Principal/Dean Actions

* Body slamming another student in your teacher's class.
* Breaking the light bulbs in your teacher's classroom before school
* Defecating on the carpet in your teacher's classroom before school
* Eating a hot dog right off of your teacher's desk
* Eating an earthworm in your teacher's class moments before it was supposed to get dissected
* Flipping your desk over while your teacher stepped out of the room
* Getting up and jumping from desk to desk in your teacher's class.
* Hanging up your teacher's classroom teddy bear from a noose in the ceiling
* Having a USB flash drive with a false image of your teacher twerking and showing it to everyone
* In the middle of a lecture, you jumped up from your desk and shouting "Like hell you will!"
* Letting off a stink bomb in the middle of a test in your teacher's class
* Loudly eating an ant that you found crawling around your teacher's classroom.
* Making a big entrance by strutting into your teacher's class wearing an angel costume while riding a skateboard.
* Marching around your music teacher's classroom and pretending to play the trombone while smacking other students with the trombone slide.
* Mixing all of your art teacher's paint together, turning all of the paint in class brown.
* Ordering a pizza and having it delivered to the classroom window
* Ordering a pizza for yourself and arranged it to be delivered to your teacher's classroom.
* Peeing in the corner while your teacher wasn't looking
* Putting a condom over your teacher's tailpipe, which later filled up and exploded as they left campus
* Rigging your teacher's Smartboard so that (singer) videos will soon start playing as soon as they tries to use it.
* Right before a quiz, stealing your teacher's answer key and pass it around the classroom for everyone to take a look.
* Ripping out the pages of your teacher's textbook one-at-a-time and yelling "(RANDOM QUOTE)" as each page was ripped out
* Ripping out some books in your teacher's class before school
* Roaming around the classroom and pretending to be a werewolf and biting at the other students.
* Rummaging through your teacher's desk and pulling out a condom/aspirin/some deodorant before throwing it out a nearby window
* Sculpting a (big) penis in art class.
* Shouting "(RANDOM QUOTE)" at the top of your lungs in the middle of your teacher's class.
* Slamming one of your teacher's classroom computers on the ground, shattering it instantly.
* Squirting milk out of your eyes to freak out everyone in your teacher's class
* Starting a game of ninja/hot hands/telephone with another student in your teacher's class.
* Stealing all of your classmates' calculators in your teacher's class and listing them for sale on Amazon
* Stealing your teacher's keycard and using it to raid the teacher's lounge for snacks
* Stripping naked and beginning to streak across the field in your PE class.
* Stuffing a(n) (item) down a tuba in your music teacher's class.
* Taking out superglue and begin to fuse your teacher's water bottle to their desk.
* Threatening to hit your teacher.
* Threatening to pull the fire alarm in your teacher's classroom.
* Tripping another student in your teacher's class.
* Throwing a bagel at a pedestrian walking below the window of your teacher's 3rd-floor classroom.
* Throwing a pencil at your teacher, as the room went dark during a temporary power outage
* Turning your teacher into an embarrassing meme and starting messaging it to other students during class
* Urinating on the carpet in your teacher's classroom while no one was looking.
* Using laxatives on the teacher's coffee which made them shit themself after drinking it
* Walking into your teacher's class late and slamming the door behind you
* Walking over and grabbing an iced white chocolate mocha that was sitting on your teacher's desk and began drinking it
* When they weren't looking, you stole your teacher's candy out of their desk
* When the teacher left to use the bathroom, you spam-wrote "(RANDOM QUOTE)" all over each, every, any and all black and white boards in the classroom
* Wrapping your teacher's computer/Smartboard in toilet paper while they weren't looking.
* Writing profanity all over your teacher's Smartboard/interactive whiteboard before they showed up to class

* Accusing your teacher of being disrespectful/impolite/selfish in front of the entire class
* Asking to see your teacher's college transcripts because you're having a hard time believing she is actually a qualified teacher
* Asking your teacher if they purchased their teaching degree on eBay/ the black market
* Asking your teacher if their students should have the same low expectations for them that they have for them.
* Calling your teacher [insult] for the way they treat their students.
* Fearlessly cussing out your teacher in front of the entire class
* Gently informing your teacher that you think their differentiated instructional tendencies are subpar.
* Getting up on your desk and shouting an assortment of expletives at your teacher
* Informing your teacher that their voice makes you want to be in a coma/jump off of a bridge/put in earplugs
* Just questioning your teacher's leadership skills/ability to teach
* Shouting out your favorite swear word while your teacher was writing on the whiteboard/Smartboard/dry erase board with her back turned
* Stating to your teacher that you're surprised that they didn't have to cheat on their teacher certification test
* Telling off your teacher in front of the entire class
* Telling your teacher that before you were in their class, you thought [name] (e.g. Kim Jong-un) was a quintessential control freak
* Telling your teacher that they are stepping in urine/excrement
* Telling your teacher that they need to clap some cheeks
* Telling your teacher that they really suck at teaching, before adding that you are simply making an observation
* Telling your teacher that if you wanted to sit and fill out packets all day you would just go to the doctor's office
* Telling your teacher that you pray for them every day because you can't think of anyone who needs your prayers more than them
* Telling your teacher that you've always heard some people are born to teach, but they don't seem to be one of them.
* Thanking your teacher for helping you to understand that not all educators are actually educated
* Using every applicable vulgarity words you could think of to berate your teacher in front of your class

Principal
* Asking the principal if they ate poop/excrement/manure/feces/shit for breakfast because they are full of crap
* Asking the principal why your school's bullying policies don't apply to them.
* Blasting the principal with a barrage of four-letter words
* Calling out the principal for having questionable pedagogical techniques and practices
* Challenging the principal by questioning their authority
* Delicately informing the principal that they are losing at life
* Expressing to the principal that you don't think he is too bad even if everyone detests him
* In a clear and concise manner, you instructed the principal, where to shove it.
* Letting the principal know that they will never be an effective educator due to their lack of motivation
* Publicly cussing out the principal at a school assembly
* Showering the principal with a medley of obscenities
* Telling the principal that they aren't too bad, despite their weak-ass work ethic
* Telling your teacher that they are stepping in urine/excrement
* Telling the principal that they should start taking their job seriously because the future of the nation depends on it.
* Telling the principal that you don't trust an educator who plays favorites
* Telling the principal that you hope they wet/pee their pants

* Asking your teacher if there is any extra classwork/homework/work you can do
* Asking your teacher if you can sit on their lap while they eat lunch/grades tests/reads
* Asking your teacher if you could help them with anything
* Bringing your teacher several boxes of teaching supplies for their classroom.
* Complimenting your teacher for having such a fair and reasonable set of class rules.
* Complimenting your teacher on their new shirt/skinny jeans/haircut/FUBU pants/Abercrombie & Fitch shirt
* Drawing a portrait of your teacher and giving it to them
* Erasing your teacher's interactive whiteboard/Smartboard for them
* Following your teacher on Instagram/Twitter
* Giving your teacher a birthday card/balloon for their birthday
* Giving your teacher a framed picture of yourself
* Greeting your teacher with a smile and a hug outside of the classroom
* Helping your teacher calibrate the interactive whiteboard
* Helping your teacher make a new seating assignment
* Helping your teacher rearrange the desk in your classroom
* Helping your teacher with some tech issues in their classroom
* Inviting your teacher to dinner at your house.
* Inviting your teacher to sit and eat lunch with you in the cafeteria
* Leaving a cupcake/pastry on your teacher's desk
* Leaving a gift card for McDonalds on your teacher's desk
* Leaving a gift card for a teacher supply store on your teacher's desk
* Leaving a lollipop on your teacher's desk as a gift
* Leaving a thank you note on your teacher's desk to tell them what a marvellous teacher they are
* Letting your teacher know how much you enjoy being their pet
* Making a point to laugh at your teacher's jokes, even though none of them are funny
* Making hundreds of photocopies for your teacher
* Meticulously cleaning each desk in your teacher's classroom
* Moving to a desk closer to your teacher's desk
* Nodding your head in agreement with everything your teacher said.
* Offering to share your lunch with your teacher
* Ratting out some students who cheated on a test to your teacher
* Reminding your teacher to collect homework at the beginning of the class
* Snitching to your teacher on some students who were getting into mischief
* Staying after school to help grade quizzes for your teacher.
* Telling the rest of your class to pay attention
* Telling the rest of your teacher's class to quiet down.
* Telling the rest of your teacher's class to stop talking
* Telling your teacher about some classmates who you know cheated on their homework
* Telling your teacher that they are looking particularly fit.
* Telling your teacher that you truly hope they have an amazing day/evening
* Telling your teacher that your uncle would find them really attractive
* Thanking your teacher for giving you challenging assignments
* Volunteering to stay after school to clean your teacher's classroom
* With great sincerity, you asked your teacher how their day was going
* Writing a poem for your teacher and delivering it to them

## Detention

If in the case the main character goes to detention, they can argue with the teacher, insult them or apologize for their actions. They can be suspended/expelled, given a warning or looking further into it.

If being given a warning, the scenario will show either of these strings:

* They hope you can understand how your poor choices affect you and those around you.
* They tell you that you're a real slacker.
* They tell you to move forward cautiously.
* They told you that you are skating on thin ice.

## Reporting

These are the reasons your character can use for reporting a classmate or a teacher/professor.

### Classmates

* Insulting you
* Fighting with you
* Acting up in class
* Cheating or trying to persuade you to help them cheat
* Skipping class
* Bullying

### Teachers

* Insulting you
* Embarrassing you in front of class

### Professors

* Insulting you
* Trying to seduce you
* Flirting with you
* Embarrassing you in front of class