Random Adventures 2!/Chapter 1

# ***CHAPTER 1**: MOUNT MAGMA*

Previously, on *Random Adventures 2!*:Our first three heroes, **Spahk**, **Agent Polygon**, and **Phoenix**, met a mysterious entity that came from another dimension.That entity went by **Duo**, and he created many monsters using his weird powers of his.In the end, the left side wins, and they even defeated the **Elemental Elephant**, with the help of **Ahlbi Ur'gaid** and **Byakuya Togami**. Oh, and **Usami** as well.However, **Duo** is not impressed by their fighting skills, and sends them all into a volcano.Meanwhile, the multiverse is still ridiculously unstable.Will our protagonists make their way out of the molten rock?What will **Duo** be planning next?Why are there still so many rabbit corpses?Find out in this chapter of *Random Adventures 2!*.
## ***Cutscene IV**: I Lava You*

I know that some like it hot, but not *that* hot!Oh I can sustain ANY temperature. I've stopped my rival Fishy Boopkins' blizzard!Hey wait. That's a METALL shell. (flips it) Y'know what, we gotta beat **Duo** "I have chickening out in my language" **Lingo**.**METALL** HAS JOINED!Coolio... what- Hmm. Something about this place feels a bit WARM!Volcanoes are supposed to be scorching hot, but hey! Y'know something called as meddling? Yeah, someone's MEDDLING with the temperature. Let's hunt them down and teach them how VOLCANOES work!Actually, **Metall** can’t join yet.You currently have one slot per user, and you’ve gone over the limit.I may be helping you back in the previous chapter, but there are still things that I have to tell you.I don’t make the rules; I just enforce them!o(A SPLODES)(**RAPP**) Just to remind you all, if you want more slots, you need to beat more waves, or you can just buy ‘em. They get more expensive the more you buy. Also, it’s in-game currency, not actual currency. We discourage cheap pay-to-win tactics here.Hey, look at those newbs!Yeah, they're complete idiots!They don't even know how to use a move!(the three **Combusters** laugh at **Spahk**, **Agent Polygon**, and **Phoenix**, not knowing that they're right in front of them).........You wanna fight? Then we gotta fight!Ahem. RETTOU JETTOU **BRING IT ON!**
## ***Wave 6**: Hot and Coal*

**Combuster A**: (18/18) [3] **Combuster B**: (12/12) [2] **Combuster C**: (6/6) [1] Hey! Important phone call!(phone call, unknown who it is)Hey, it's **Inkybuster**... phoned up the wrong number, but watch out. Those enemies have two types.According to the "Logic" Table which should just simply be called Weakness Chart... they are weak to  and .I'm gonna hang up and call the player in some licensed records.(hang up)Someone's gotta fit an  move! That's you, **Polygon**! We'll clash it out TOGETHER!And get to the bottom of all this broken volcano logic, as I sense something warm... which is unusual by volcano standards, since it's usually swelterin' hot.**Spahk**: (24/24) [5] Right. Let’s get it on!**Agent Polygon**: (24/24) [5] Are you implying that I’m useless?**Phoenix**: (30/30) [5] **Spahk**: (24/24) [5] **Agent Polygon**: (24/24) [5] **Phoenix**: (30/30) [5] **Combuster A**: (18/18) [3] **Combuster B**: (12/12) [2] **Combuster C**: (6/6) [1] I don’t think this will work, but... (*Fireball* on **Combuster C**)**Combuster C**: (5/6) [1] (*PUNCH!* on **Combuster A**)**Combuster A**: (17/18) [3] (*Pistol* on **Combuster C**)**~~Combuster C~~**: (0/6) [1] (**Combuster A** uses *Explosive Projectile* on **Spahk****Spahk**: (23/24) [5]  (*burning* **[1]**)(**Combuster B** uses *Explosive Projectile* on **Phoenix**)**Phoenix**: (29/30) [5]  (*burning* **[1]**)**Spahk**: (21/24) [5] **Agent Polygon**: (24/24) [5] **Phoenix**: (27/30) [5] **Combuster A**: (17/18) [3] **Combuster B**: (12/12) [2] **~~Combuster C~~**: (0/6) [1] (*PUNCH!* on **Combuster A**)**Combuster A**: (16/18) [3] (*Fireball* on **Combuster B**)**Combuster B**: (11/12) [2] (*Pistol* on **Combuster A**)**~~Combuster A~~**: (0/18) [3] (**Combuster B** uses *Explosive Projectile* on **Agent Polygon**)**Agent Polygon**: (6/24) [5] **Spahk**: (21/24) [5] **Agent Polygon**: (6/24) [5] **Phoenix**: (27/30) [5] **~~Combuster A~~**: (0/18) [3] **Combuster B**: (11/12) [2] **~~Combuster C~~**: (0/6) [1] (*Pistol* on **Combuster B**)**~~Combuster B~~**: (0/12) [2] You've earned an **Extra Slot**!An extra slot? Does that mean...Yes. Each user can now have two fighters.By the way, **Ahlbi'**s still unconscious. Probably due to all of these dead bunnies.Either that, or it’s this blackmail letter.To **Ahlbi** and **Byakuya**: *YOU’RE GONNA DIE*.
## ***Wave 7**: No Axes to Grind*

**Combuster**: (6/6) [1] **Lumbud A**: (30/30) [3] **Lumbud B**: (30/30) [3] (hops in) I’m back!You look... familiar.Remember those **Giant Inflatable Frogs** from the previous game? I used to one of them, but then I got popped!Fortunately, **Cuatro** managed to help me get fixed up! It’s kinda messy, but it’s the only thing that works.So... why are you fighting here?I want to bring back the honor of the Right Side fighters of *Random Adventures*!Well, uh, according to **Duo**, we’re gonna have to-WHAT!? You’re working for that insolent owl!? Screw it, I’m destroying all of you!**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (15/15) [1] He’s got ? This is gonna be bad...(resurrects and... "hisses" at the opponent)(speaks up) Also, you're **Balloon Frog** and not **Giant Inflatable Frog**, but whatever, **GIRAFFA!**I mean, jeez, **G.I.F.A.R.A.**.No one cares about the "official" name, **Metall**.**Metall**: (15/15) [1] *AHEM!* Break up the fight, the official name is **FROG BALLOON.**I KNOW THIS!Dang it!Whatever.**Spahk**: (26/26) [5] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (15/15) [1] **Metall**: (15/15) [1] **Spahk**: (26/26) [5] **Combuster**: (6/6) [1] **Lumbud A**: (30/30) [3] **Lumbud B**: (30/30) [3] (uses *Tongue Stretch* on **Combuster**)**~~Combuster~~**: (0/6) [1] Haha. Right Side Fighters. *I can shorten that. I can shorten that in one try.* Enemies.That’s only from the Left Side! The “enemies”, in the Right Side’s perspective, would be the Left Side Fighters. See how ambiguous it can get?(*Tri-Shot*)**Lumbud A**: (25/30) [3] **Lumbud B**: (25/30) [3] They are only two RSFs/enemies, so that third shot goes to waste.Glad to see that you’ve recovered.FALCON... *PUNCH*!!!! (*punches* **Lumbud A**)**OUCHIE!****~~Lumbud A~~**: (0/30) [3] I WILL AVENGE HIM! (uses *Slap* on **Spahk**)**Spahk**: (11/26) [5] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (15/15) [1] **Metall**: (15/15) [1] **Spahk**: (11/26) [5] **~~Combuster~~**: (0/6) [1] **~~Lumbud A~~**: (0/30) [3] **Lumbud B**: (25/30) [3] (uses *Bounce* on **Lumbud B**)**Lumbud B**: (16/30) [3] (*Tri-Shot*) I got red duct tape once we beat up the enemies!**Lumbud B**: (13/30) [3] *ARM SMASH*!Uh oh, woah. (covers head as he soon gets slammied with the head cover being USELESS)**~~Lumbud B~~**: (0/30) [3] Ah yeah! THE POWER OF USING RED DUCT TAPE TO POINT STUFF OUT AS DEAD! Let's MOVE!No, that's not happenin'.You gotta get through us, first!Don't think you've won just yet!
## ***Wave 8**: Nice... Juxtaposition.*

**Combuster**: (24/24) [4]  {4,4}**Snoopy**: (21/21) [3]  {-4,4}**Lavzard**: (10/10) [2]  {4,-4}**Miztoad**: (8/8) [1]  {-4,-4}From now on, we have maps for all-around battles!I will beat them!**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (21/21) [3]  {0,0}EH-HEH?**Metall**: (25/25) [3]  {0,0}Another one of these, eh?**Phoenix**: (30/30) [5]  {0,0}**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (21/21) [3]  {0,0}**Metall**: (25/25) [3]  {0,0}**Phoenix**: (30/30) [5]  {0,0}**Combuster**: (24/24) [4]  {4,4}**Snoopy**: (21/21) [3]  {-4,4}**Lavzard**: (10/10) [2]  {4,-4}**Miztoad**: (8/8) [1]  {-4,-4}(uses *Bounce* on **Combuster**)**Combuster**: (12/24) [4]  {4,4}(\*PEW PEW PEW\*) (*Tri-Shot* on **Miztoad**)**~~Miztoad~~**: (0/8) [1]  {-4,-4}(*Fireball* on **Snoopy**)**~~Snoopy~~**: (0/0) [3]  {-4,4}(uses *Explosive Projectile* on **Metall**)**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (6/21) [3]  {4,4}**Metall**: (1/25) [3]  {0,0}**Phoenix**: (29/30) [5]  {0,0}(uses *Flame Roll*)**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (6/21) [3]  {4,4}**Metall**: (1/25) [3]  {0,0}**Phoenix**: (29/30) [5]  {0,0}**Combuster**: (12/24) [4]  {4,4}**~~Snoopy~~**: (0/0) [3]  {-4,4}**Lavzard**: (10/10) [2]  {4,-4}**~~Miztoad~~**: (0/8) [1]  {-4,-4}(uses *Tongue Stretch* on **Combuster**)**~~Combuster~~**: (0/24) [4]  {4,4}And don't worry; in case the **Lavzard** dies, we got MORE DUCT TAPE FOR YOUR LAZY NEEDS. (*Tri-Shot*)**~~Lavzard~~**: (0/10) [2]  {4,-4}You've earned a **Backup Fighter**!(ding, dong, dong, ding)**Binjpipe** would now like to introduce Backup Fighters!It's kinda hard to explain, but......Backup Fighters are added to the battlefield if one of the three fighters you've chosen is defeated.I think that's enough.This **Binjpipe** announcement has been brought to you by **El Carnaval Número**.(a **Lumbud** is hiding behind a rock)Who's that?(jumps out and bounces off of **G.I.F.A.R.A.**, and lands on top of **Metall**)OH  ! (hides underneath helmet)Oh, sorry about that. Anyway, I don't think I've properly introduced myself.I'm **Lammy**, and I'm a... rogue **Lumbud**.(tosses **Lammy** into a rock while getting up) HEY, I'M **METALL** YOU STEPPED ON.I'm a DECENT TROUBLEMAKER RECENTLY PRODUCED OUTTA DA FACTORY!SOMEHOW... You have some blend of intelligence but some smoothie of bland.H E Y ! ! ! ! !Go on, **Lammy**.Okay then!
## ***Assistant Demonstration**: Lambda-Upsilon-Mu-Beta-Upsilon-Delta*

Here... I... goooooooo! (uses *Headbutt* on **Metall**)(is dealt **20** damage and also receives some knockback)Note that I can't attack other **Lumbuds**. I just can't!Also, I have a bit of a cooldown timer...(gets out a bazooka, shoots it at **Lammy**, as **Lammy** goes flying into the lava) *TAKE DAT!!! PIK UP **SANDBAG** FOR UR TRAINING DUMMY INSTEAD!!!**HO HO HO HO HO!!!*Not so fast!(gets transported back to the battlefield just before touching the lava)He is an assistant! He cannot be defeated, no matter what.**Metall**, if you’re asking for penalties, why don’t you go to the calm-down corner?
## ***Cutscene V**: A Few Meetings*

So? How was it?Pretty good!I think I might have a leak...NYA! Next time, *USE **SANDBAG**! He does nothing and is the perfect training dummy!*Also, I don't care about you, **Lammy**. There's a *WAAAAAAAAAY* cooler version of you I'd idolize more. They're called **LIQUI AND FLAMI**.No one cares, **Metnone**!Also, where would we get **Sandbags** around here? It’s a frikkin’ volcano.I should be able to teleport some into here, but......they’re quite faulty.One time, they actually knocked a guy out.Wait, maybe *that*’s the cause...?**aHeM wE'rE rIgGiN' dA eRgOnOmIcS.**Quelqu'un vous a-t-il dit de le truquer?! (Did anyone tell you to rig it?!)**yEaH yOu BrOkEn BoMbEr.**QUI EST-CE?! (WHO IS THIS?!)**mY gUaRdS aRe ShRoUdInG mY pErSoNaLiTy. sHuT uP.**THAT'S RIGHT, NOBODY GETS TO KNOW OUR BOSS'S IDENTITY!D'accord, je suppose que je ne poserai pas de question sur l'identité ... (Okay, guess like I won't ask some question about identity...)And we're getting rid of **LAMMY**. And we're keeping our TRAITORS LOCKED UP!NO ONE LEAVE. NO ONE ALLOWED TO KNOW IDENTITY OF VOICEBOX DUDE!Only one thing to say... FIRE THE **AEROES** AT THE WORST PLACES POSSIBLE!NA'AKAAAAAAA! (launches towards some pillars in *Mount Magma* and makes the volcano further collapse)Well, we all know we must take the longer route. Sometimes, that's the better way through the problem.SHORTER! But FIR-(whomps **Metall** into the ground)*I did NOT expect that from an ALLY.*
## ***Wave 9**: Getting Stoned*

**Aero A**: (10/10) [1] **Rocksolid**: (12/12) [5] **Aero B**: (10/10) [1] WALLA!**Spahk**: (26/26) [5] How 'bout this?**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (24/24) [3] (gets up and falls down immediately)**Metall**: (30/30) [4] Uh, okay?**Phoenix**: (35/35) [6] And I'm here too!**Spahk**: (26/26) [5] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (24/24) [3] **Metall**: (30/30) [4] **~~Phoenix~~**: (35/35) [6]  (*backup*)**Aero A**: (10/10) [1] **Rocksolid**: (12/12) [5] **Aero B**: (10/10) [1] (uses *Tongue Stretch* on **Aero A**)**~~Aero A~~**: (0/10) [1] (*Punch* on **Rocksolid**)**~~Rocksolid~~**: (0/12) [5] **Metall**, if you don’t do something, someone else is gonna control you.WRAHIOJPRJPIROUIQ! (*Tri-Shot*)**~~Aero B~~**: (0/10) [1] Aww man, I couldn't do anything! Welp, guess I'm wasted. Enjoy the cooldown!(punts **Lammy** into the cooldown corner via gigantic fist) *Bye bye DUM DUM!*(realizes he's about to be spiked by **Spahk** and tries to hide, only to be spiked and fly a long distance)Yes! Go ahead, fight with one another!(pulls out bazooka) HERE GOES MY LIFE! (fires missile at **Duolingo**)**sToP!!!** (emits force field that bounces the missile. **Metall** narrowly dodges it as it reveals more of *Mount Magma*)So we’ve got more of this, huh?(has been drilling and is easily disturbed, decides to move out of the way into the deeper part of *Mount Magma*)Sometimes if you go deeper you may find an exit. Let's go.
## ***Wave 10**: You Know the Drill*

**Mr. Splode**: (11/11) [3] **Rilliken**: (50/50) [5] Bring in the BIGGEST GUNS!**Metall**: (30/30) [4] Just goin' with the recommended elements...**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (24/24) [3] Your life shouldn't revolve around that!Think of it! What if you get a Bug-type that secretly uses more Fire than Bug?!**Spahk**: (26/26) [5] How stupid of you to choose that!  is null to !Wait...I know what they said. I'm not doin' it.Fine.**Agent Polygon**: (24/24) [5] **Metall**: (30/30) [4] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (24/24) [3] **Spahk**: (26/26) [5] **~~Agent Polygon~~**: (24/24) [5] **Mr. Splode**: (11/11) [3] **Rilliken**: (50/50) [5] (uses *Tongue Stretch* on **Mr. Splode**)**~~Mr. Splode~~**: (0/11) [3] GOYLE, I GO FIRST, NOT YOU! (*Tri-Shot*)ROLL CLIP!**Rilliken**: (30/50) [5] (*Punch*)**Rilliken**: (29/50) [5] Finally, the right side gets a turn! (*Drill* on **Metall**)**Metall**: (12/30) [4] **Metall**: (12/30) [4] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (24/24) [3] **Spahk**: (26/26) [5] **~~Mr. Splode~~**: (0/11) [3] **Rilliken**: (29/50) [5] (uses *Tongue Stretch* on **Rilliken**)**Rilliken**: (6/50) [5] So much CANON DEFORMITIES. (*Tri-Shot*)**~~Rilliken~~**: (0/50) [5] Gnish gnash?COOL. IT'S RARE. (points nerf gun at it) HEY! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COLT REVOLVER!I upgraded them so that they can't be turned into cows anymore! Nothing can stop it n-(suddenly ***a*** **Monokuma** comes and shreds the **(Improved) Venus Fly Trap**)WHAT!?(actually wasn't scratched and proceeds to vigorously gnaw *a* **Monokuma** into shreds)Yeah, get him!(and then it got splashed by lava and dies for real)AW, COME ON!**bLaTaNt. DuO, gEt YoUr PiStOlS rEaDy JuSt iN cAsE.**
## ***Wave 11**: Hazardous Terrain*

HEYA LET'S SEE WHAT'S COMING TO THIS BAD DESCENT!**Rocksolid**: (14/14) [5] **Combuster**: (36/36) [6] WHAT'S YOUR FACE, UGLY ONES?**Metall**: (30/30) [4] I can do this!**Phoenix**: (35/35) [6]  beats !**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (24/24) [3] We can read that in the WEAKNESS CHART, y'know.**Spahk**: (26/26) [5] **Metall**: (30/30) [4] **Phoenix**: (35/35) [6] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (24/24) [3] **~~Spahk~~**: (26/26) [5]  (*backup*)**Rocksolid**: (14/14) [5] **Combuster**: (36/36) [6] (uses *Tongue Stretch* on **Combuster**)**Combuster**: (17/36) [6] (uses *Fireball* on **Rocksolid**)**~~Rocksolid~~**: (0/14) [5] NYA! (*Tri-Shot*)**~~Combuster~~**: (0/36) [6] Hmm. Looks like this wave ended too early for the gimmick to work.That's something I can actually agree on!
## ***Wave 12**: Okay, This Is Ridiculous.*

Okay, this time it will last longer. You cannot beat this wave in three turns or fewer.**Rilliken**: (40/40) [3] **Aero**: (32/32) [12] **Lumbud**: (35/35) [4] I can do this!**Phoenix**: (40/40) [7] WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DO OWLKILLER? DO WE DAH???**Metall**: (30/30) [4] I'm sure **Ahlbi** and **Byakuya** would be able to deal with that!**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (24/24) [3] You don't know if they're gonna be traitorous, I know just what exactly happened before.**Spahk**: (26/26) [5] **Phoenix**: (40/40) [7] **Metall**: (30/30) [4] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (24/24) [3] **~~Spahk~~**: (26/26) [5]  (*backup*)**Rilliken**: (40/40) [3] **Aero**: (32/32) [12] **Lumbud**: (35/35) [4] (*Fireball* on **Aero**)**~~Aero~~**: (0/32) [12] (*Bounce* on **Lumbud**)**Lumbud**: (16/35) [4] (*Tri-Shot*) Really, maybe CRANKING UP THE LEVELS of these enemies EVEN MORE could've worked instead of some janky gimmick.Hey, maybe I can do that!**METALL**, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?No! Don't give him ideas! We're supposed to stop him, not make him stronger!Welp, your loss...**Lumbud**: (6/35) [4] **Rilliken**: (25/40) [3] (*Slap* on **Phoenix**)**Phoenix**: (20/40) [7] (*Drill* on **G.I.F.A.R.A.**)**~~G.I.F.A.R.A.~~**: (0/24) [3] **Phoenix**: (20/40) [7] **Metall**: (30/30) [4] **~~G.I.F.A.R.A.~~**: (0/24) [3] **Spahk**: (26/26) [5] **Rilliken**: (25/40) [3] **~~Aero~~**: (0/32) [12] **Lumbud**: (6/35) [4] (*Fireball* on **Rilliken**)**Rilliken**: (24/40) [3] Now this is a swanky challenge Stinkoman can fight!!! (*Tri-Shot*)**Rilliken**: (4/40) [3] **~~Lumbud~~**: (0/35) [4] Don't beat this wave until three turns have passed? I'll just wait. (skip)(*Fire Drill!* on **Metall**)**Metall**: (2/30) [4] **Phoenix**: (20/40) [7] **Metall**: (2/30) [4] **~~G.I.F.A.R.A.~~**: (0/24) [3] **Spahk**: (26/26) [5] **Rilliken**: (4/40) [3] **~~Aero~~**: (0/32) [12] **~~Lumbud~~**: (0/35) [4] (*Fireball* on **Rilliken**)**Rilliken**: (3/40) [3] ...is it the third turn? (*Tri-Shot*)**~~Rilliken~~**: (0/40) [3] The answer... is yes.Next wave, I’ll do as **Metnone** says: MAXED-OUT FIGHTERS!This might be a problem...**METALL** IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A FIGHTING OR A CHALLENGE! ARE YOU INQUIRING ABOUT A CHALLENGE??Well, you're gonna be screwed!Are you asking for a karaoke challenge?!
## ***Wave 13**: Get 12513261*

**Rocksolid**: (14/14) [5] **Bushbub**: (16/16) [5] **Miztoad**: (16/16) [5] **Combuster**: (36/36) [6] **Snoopy**: (42/42) [10] **Lavzard**: (50/50) [10] Are you asking for a ***CHALLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE?*****Metall**: (35/35) [5] I mean, if there's a super-mega-ultra-hard mode...**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (27/27) [4] Hmm.**Phoenix**: (40/40) [7] **Spahk**: (30/30) [6] **Metall**: (35/35) [5] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (27/27) [4] **Phoenix**: (20/40) [7] **~~Spahk~~**: (30/30) [6]  (*backup*)**Rocksolid**: (14/14) [5] **Bushbub**: (16/16) [5] **Miztoad**: (16/16) [5] **Combuster**: (36/36) [6] **Snoopy**: (42/42) [10] **Lavzard**: (50/50) [10] (*Fireball* on **Snoopy**)**Snoopy**: (7/42) [10] (*Bounce* on **Bushbub**)**~~Bushbub~~**: (0/16) [5] **Rocksolid**: (5/14) [5] **Miztoad**: (8/16) [5] **Combuster**: (28/36) [6] **~~Snoopy~~**: (0/42) [10] **Lavzard**: (42/50) [10] (*Tri-Shot*)**~~Rocksolid~~**: (0/14) [5] **~~Miztoad~~**: (0/16) [5] **Combuster**: (3/36) [6] (*Coal Cloning*)**Combuster A**: (2/36) [6] **Combuster B**: (36/36) [6] (*Blaze* on **G.I.F.A.R.A.**)**~~G.I.F.A.R.A.~~**: (0/27) [4] **Metall**: (35/35) [5] **~~G.I.F.A.R.A.~~**: (0/27) [4] **Phoenix**: (40/40) [7] **Spahk**: (30/30) [6] **~~Rocksolid~~**: (0/14) [5] **~~Bushbub~~**: (0/16) [5] **~~Miztoad~~**: (0/16) [5] **Combuster A**: (2/36) [6] **Combuster B**: (36/36) [6] **~~Snoopy~~**: (0/42) [10] **Lavzard**: (42/50) [10] (*Fireball* on **Combuster A**)**Combuster A**: (1/36) [6] Whatchu gonna do when it comes for you?! (*Tri-Shot*)**~~Combuster A~~**: (0/36) [6] **Combuster B**: (11/36) [6] **Lavzard**: (17/50) [10] (*Punch* on **Lavzard**)**Lavzard**: (16/50) [10] (*Explosive Projectile* on **Phoenix**)**Phoenix**: (39/40) [7]  (*burning* **[1]**)(*Blaze* on **Spahk**)**Spahk**: (29/30) [6] **Metall**: (35/35) [5] **~~G.I.F.A.R.A.~~**: (0/27) [4] **Phoenix**: (34/40) [7] **Spahk**: (29/30) [6] **~~Rocksolid~~**: (0/14) [5] **~~Bushbub~~**: (0/16) [5] **~~Miztoad~~**: (0/16) [5] **~~Combuster A~~**: (0/36) [6] **Combuster B**: (11/36) [6] **~~Snoopy~~**: (0/42) [10] **Lavzard**: (16/50) [10] (*Fireball* on **Combuster B**)**Combuster B**: (10/36) [6] **BOOF!** (*Tri-Shot*)**~~Combuster B~~**: (0/36) [6] **~~Lavzard~~**: (0/50) [10] WHAT AN AMATEUR ATTEMPT AT ASKING ME FOR A CHALLENGE. I FOUGHT MY VERY OWN CHALLENGE AND WON!!
## ***Cutscene VI**: Re-Encounter with... THEM.*

Uh oh! Thankfully, they're not enough to tank galleries into humping piles of garbage.***FOURTH WALL BREAK NUMBER ONE!*** Er... should we just retire that?Yes. We've stopped counting the fourth wall breaks ever since the previous chapter.Oh.BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE THOSE ELEPHANTS ARE??SHADDUP, ***SQUARANGL'R***! I OWN THE **RANDOM ADVENTURES 2!** RIGHTSID...IARY... NO, BESTIARY, AND THAT ELEPHANT IS JUST A KID'S VERSION OF A BOSS FIGHT. DUH.You mean the Enemypedia?Also, **Squarangl'r'**s my cousin. I'm **Phoenix**. You should know those things.He's right, you know! **Metnone**, you are not worthy of a fighter whatsoever!First, **Phoenix**, SIDE-BY SIDE COMPARISON! You look way too much like **Squarangl'r** with paint daubs on you!Second, **Killerowlsteak**, correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a *challeeeeeeenge*?!"**Killerowlsteak**" would be a great nickname for me... but still, I can do *anything*. I could even make a gimmick that bans you and you specifically!Hey! A rule that bans me? Oh shut up! You just wanna turn me into the BUTT MONKEY OF THIS FREE-ADD COMIC?!Oh, it won't be too specific, unfortunately.Now if you don't stop calling me **Metnone**, I'll be sure to kill you.Wait, those elephants look very familiar.Loafhead, GOOD JOB!**Metall**: IT'S BASICALLY JUST BABY **ELEMENTAL ELEPHANT**!!I... think they found us.*pretty sure we were found in the first place **squarangl'r**.* NOW THIS ELEPHANT IS ASKING FOR A **CHALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE**!(*crushes* **Metall** before he can attack)Hey! No fair! Get me out of this butt monkey status!How's *that* for a first strike?**BYAKUYA**, BRING OUT THE PENALTIES PLEASE! THE TODDLER'S **ELEMENTAL ELEPHANT** DID AN ILLEGAL PREEMPTIVE STRIKE! I SWEAR NOBODY CAN MAKE PREEMPTIVE STRIKES IN THE ORIGINAL *RANDOM ADVENTURES*!I would, but **Duo** won't allow me to!(maniacal laughter)Now you've REALLY cheesed me off! **KILLEROWLSTEAK**, YOU ARE ASKING FOR A **CHALLEEEEEEEEEEEENGE!**
## ***Wave 14**: You Killed Our Father. Prepare to Die.*

**Li'l Elephant N**: (30/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant F**: (30/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant A**: (30/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant E**: (30/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant W**: (30/30) [3] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**Phoenix**: (45/45) [8] Your father? Nah. You're just from a pre-school version of *Random Adventures 2!*! Uh, I wonder what that would be like. Oh right, solving math questions to kill off some random animal or beast!**[BANNED]**HAHAHAHA, I CAN DO THAT! And those wimpy sidekicks can't do anythin' 'bout it!***OH \*FUDGE\* YOU! YOU WANNA DIE FOR REAL? ALRIGHT! GET READY TO SEE MY GEGEGE NO KITARO 2018 SIDE AND GET READY TO DIE IN THE FIRES!******the scene is censored due to being extremely gruesome in nature***Uh, what did I just see?Nah, I'll be sitting in the corner. Even my **Spahk** form can't handle that. Plus, I'm not wearing my **Spahk** gear.(all enemies stare in awe and disturbance of what just **Metall** did)......(still eating the rabbit curry)Uh, let’s just reset the wave and pretend this never happened.**Li'l Elephant N**: (30/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant F**: (30/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant A**: (30/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant E**: (30/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant W**: (30/30) [3] **[BANNED]**Oh, right, statuses are carried over even after resetting a wave, and that includes negative statuses. Sorry, **Metall**, guess you’re in solitary confinement until the wave is over....**Phoenix**: (45/45) [8] I'm gonna make a good cause that's good... 'cause.**Agent Polygon**: (24/24) [5] Fine, then.**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (30/30) [5] Alright, now that I'm **Spahk** I won't fear ANYTHING.**Spahk**: (34/34) [7] **Phoenix**: (45/45) [8] **Agent Polygon**: (24/24) [5] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (30/30) [5] **~~Spahk~~**: (34/34) [7]  (*backup*)**Li'l Elephant N**: (30/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant F**: (30/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant A**: (30/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant E**: (30/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant W**: (30/30) [3] (*Fireball* on **Li'l Elephant A**)**~~Li'l Elephant A~~**: (0/30) [3] (*Bounce* on **Li'l Elephant E**)**Li'l Elephant E**: (4/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant N**: (23/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant F**: (23/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant W**: (23/30) [3] (*Pistol*)Hey, just a quick tip: make sure to specify the fighter you're targeting.Let me fix that action command for ya.(*Pistol* on **Li'l Elephant E**)**~~Li'l Elephant E~~**: (0/30) [3] (uses *Charge* on **Phoenix**)**Li'l Elephant N**: (23/30) [3]  (*charging* **[1/2]**)(*Flamethrower*)**Phoenix**: (44/45) [8] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (1/30) [5] (*Fountain*)**Li'l Elephant N**: (30/30) [3]  (*charging* **[1/2]**)**Li'l Elephant F**: (13/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant W**: (30/30) [3] **Phoenix**: (44/45) [8] **Agent Polygon**: (24/24) [5] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (1/30) [5] **~~Spahk~~**: (34/34) [7]  (*backup*)**Li'l Elephant N**: (30/30) [3]  (*charging* **[1/2]**)**Li'l Elephant F**: (13/30) [3] **~~Li'l Elephant A~~**: (0/30) [3] **~~Li'l Elephant E~~**: (0/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant W**: (30/30) [3] (*Fireball* on **Li'l Elephant N**)**~~Li'l Elephant N~~**: (0/30) [3] (*Tongue Stretch* on **Li'l Elephant F**)**~~Li'l Elephant F~~**: (0/30) [3] Shut mouth. (*Pistol* on **Li'l Elephant N**)**~~Li'l Elephant N~~**: (0/30) [3] Yeah, maybe it's not such a good idea to attack a defeated fighter...(*Splash*)**Phoenix**: (14/45) [8] **~~Agent Polygon~~**: (0/24) [5] **~~G.I.F.A.R.A.~~**: (0/30) [5] **Phoenix**: (14/45) [8] **~~Agent Polygon~~**: (0/24) [5] **~~G.I.F.A.R.A.~~**: (0/30) [5] **Spahk**: (34/34) [7] **~~Li'l Elephant N~~**: (0/30) [3] **~~Li'l Elephant F~~**: (0/30) [3] **~~Li'l Elephant A~~**: (0/30) [3] **~~Li'l Elephant E~~**: (0/30) [3] **Li'l Elephant W**: (30/30) [3] (*Fireball* on **Li'l Elephant W**)**~~Li'l Elephant W~~**: (0/30) [3] The extra dead **Li'l Elephant N** which **Mr. Yokai** could swear he attacked first soon blows up due to being extra dead.That was... the most confusing conclusion ever.Okay, **Metall**. You're no longer banned in the next wave.Ready for the next wave??YEAH YOU, ***#$&(@#$%\*@#^%#$$%\*&^%!****RATED F FOR TOO FREAKING PROFANE: GET OUTTA HERE, **METALL**. NO ONE LIKES YOUR STYLE.*GET **THE** ***SOAP!*****Metall**, are you *asking* for penalties?(in a backdraft whisper) I hope there's some disposer to get him out of here!How about this? (shuts **Metall** up for the rest of the chapter) You can still do action commands!**>:(**What are we gonna do?**Duo**’s 20 times more powerful than us. We’re gonna need to make more energy in less time.There's a salvager at the end of *Mount Magma*; that should reap us some power.Then we must move on. We’ll find it easily after defeating the final boss!LET'S GO!
## ***Wave 15**: Conceal and Locate*

**Bushbub A**: (12/12) [3]  {3,3}**Bushbub B**: (12/12) [3]  {0,3}**Bushbub C**: (12/12) [3]  {-3,3}**Bushbub D**: (12/12) [3]  {-3,0}**Bushbub E**: (12/12) [3]  {-3,-3}**Bushbub F**: (12/12) [3]  {0,-3}**Bushbub G**: (12/12) [3]  {3,-3}**Bushbub H**: (12/12) [3]  {3,0}**Lumbud**: (40/40) [5]  {?,?}(writing on paper: "WILL KILL YOU 2NITE, SEND YOU TO THE FIERY DEPTHS")That's unnecessarily edgy...**Metall**: (40/40) [6]  {0,0}Ew.**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (33/33) [6]  {0,0}Whatever.**Phoenix**: (55/55) [10]  {0,0}GOT IT!**Spahk**: (34/34) [7] **Metall**: (40/40) [6]  {0,0}**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (33/33) [6]  {0,0}**Phoenix**: (55/55) [10]  {0,0}**~~Spahk~~**: (34/34) [7]  (*backup*)**Bushbub A**: (12/12) [3]  {3,3}**Bushbub B**: (12/12) [3]  {0,3}**Bushbub C**: (12/12) [3]  {-3,3}**Bushbub D**: (12/12) [3]  {-3,0}**Bushbub E**: (12/12) [3]  {-3,-3}**Bushbub F**: (12/12) [3]  {0,-3}**Bushbub G**: (12/12) [3]  {3,-3}**Bushbub H**: (12/12) [3]  {3,0}**Lumbud**: (40/40) [5]  {7,1}(*Bounce* on **Bushbub A**)**~~Bushbub A~~**: (0/12) [3]  {3,3}**~~Bushbub B~~**: (0/12) [3]  {0,3}**~~Bushbub H~~**: (0/12) [3]  {3,0}(*Fireball* on **Lumbud**)**~~Lumbud~~**: (0/40) [5]  {7,1}(*Tri-Shot*)On whom?(writing on paper: "SRSLY AIN'T THERE OH WAIT OK FINE E" "I H8 THIS")I assume he meant **Bushbub E**.**~~Bushbub E~~**: (0/12) [3]  {-3,-3}(**Bushbub C** uses *Tangle* on **Metall**)(**Bushbub D** uses *Tangle* on **Phoenix**)(**Bushbub F** uses *Tangle* on **Phoenix**)(**Bushbub G** uses *Tangle* on **Metall**)**Metall**: (22/40) [6]  {0,0}**Phoenix**: (37/55) [10]  {0,0}**Metall**: (22/40) [6]  {0,0}**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (33/33) [6]  {0,0}**Phoenix**: (37/55) [10]  {0,0}**~~Spahk~~**: (34/34) [7]  (*backup*)**~~Bushbub A~~**: (0/12) [3]  {3,3}**~~Bushbub B~~**: (0/12) [3]  {0,3}**Bushbub C**: (12/12) [3]  {-3,3}**Bushbub D**: (12/12) [3]  {-3,0}**~~Bushbub E~~**: (12/12) [3]  {-3,-3}**Bushbub F**: (12/12) [3]  {0,-3}**Bushbub G**: (12/12) [3]  {3,-3}**~~Bushbub H~~**: (0/12) [3]  {3,0}**~~Lumbud~~**: (0/40) [5]  {7,1}(*Bounce* on **Bushbub D**)**~~Bushbub C~~**: (0/12) [3]  {-3,3}**~~Bushbub D~~**: (0/12) [3]  {-3,0}(*Fireball* on **Bushbub F**)**~~Bushbub F~~**: (0/12) [3]  {0,-3}(*Tri-Shot*, **Bushbub C**)Wh- but... that's...You know what? That's it! First **Agent Polygon**, and now you! Take this!It's a *precise redirecter*. It'll prevent you from targeting defeated enemies. Anyway...(fixes)(*Tri-Shot*, **Bushbub *G***)**~~Bushbub G~~**: (0/12) [3]  {3,-3}You've earned an **Extra Slot**!(eats the *Precise Redirector* and destroys it completely. however, it seems to merge in, and...)(...he upgrades)That wasn't for you specifically.That doesn't matter; we have over a million here in **Tetra-T**.Oh, and eating two of these will cause you to explode. Don't do that.And... *how* did you know?It says on the back.From now on, you won't be able to attack defeated enemies, whether by accident or on purpose.(points gun at **Byakuya** at a point-blank range, pulls trigger)The bullet just bounced off the screen and back into you. How pathetic.(*you'll be the next one to go down to the underworld*)Then I suggest we move on to the next wave.Don’t forget, you have another **Extra Slot**.(eats the **Extra Slots** and pukes them into the lava)Hmm... seems like **Extra Slots** are lavaproof.Remember! The salvager is at the end of the zone!
## ***Cutscene VII**: Meet the New Guys*

(robot noises)(sabotages **Hopbot** and gnaws at it rapidly)Still salty about not being able to speak, hmm? I think I know someone like you...He shot me!**Metall**, if you *want* penalties, you could just write your request on something!(grabs **Metall** and *throws* him into some rocks)Okay, maybe that counts as a penalty.More antics like these, and I’ll have to personally penalize you!(grabs a stick on fire and starts breathing heavily)**Byakuya**. He's trying to say something.(with the blazing stick, he traces the words "YOU COULD'VE PREVENTED IT.")(*BUT YOU DIDN'T. **SO \*\*\*\* YOU.***)("*ONCE WE'RE OVER, I'LL TEAR YOUR VOCAL CORDS! YOU ALLOWED HIM TO TEAR MY VOCAL CORDS, I'LL ALLOW YOU TO GET HARMED!*")Uh oh. Edgy smoke.(impales **Hopbot'**s eye with the stick)Ooh... we gotta get to the center of all this chilliness and dunk him into the disposal.(pops in) Uh, that's not me operating it! (throws rock, **Metall** runs up to him) See! GOTTA RUN! (pops back out just as **Metall** tries to give him a concussion)**Metall**, I’m warning you! More weird stuff like that and I’m going to penalize you!Wait... "penalize"...Instead of punishing you all, how about a *reward*?**Usami**! Heal everyone!Got it! (*heals* everyone)(no longer silent)(the stick is removed and the eye is repaired)Well, **Metall**, you'd better behave.(gets AK47 and aims at enemies) *With ~~realistic~~ actually real blood effects.****uh oh woah***...I don't fear blood splattering all over with this! Whatever it is, let's just escort y'all before **Metall** does something violent.
## ***Wave 16**: Trigger Happy Havoc*

**Bulletino A**: (25/25) [3] **Bulletino B**: (25/25) [3] **Bulletino C**: (25/25) [3] HERE WE GO!**Spahk**: (34/34) [7] (robot noises)**Hopbot**: (10/10) [1] Again...**Phoenix**: (60/60) [11] Frog Balloon... you go, **Metall** lookin' like an absolute edgelord.Fine.**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (39/39) [8] Any assistants you'd like to hire?(brings out torch and scorches the assistants) **BURN 'TIL YOU FEEL THE FIERY DEPTHS! THIS IS REPAYMENT!!!**...**PENALTY!**(is trapped in an indestructible cage)Maybe then you'll learn to CALM DOWN!(a cyan bird then freezes the cage)Hey, who's that?You'll meet him in the future...**Spahk**: (34/34) [7] **Hopbot**: (10/10) [1] **Phoenix**: (60/60) [11] **~~G.I.F.A.R.A.~~**: (39/39) [8]  (*backup*)**Bulletino A**: (25/25) [3] **Bulletino B**: (25/25) [3] **Bulletino C**: (25/25) [3] (*Roll* on **Bulletino A**)**Bulletino A**: (15/25) [3] (*Fireball* on **Bulletino C**)**~~Bulletino C~~**: (0/25) [3] I haven't used this YET! (*Punch*)Get with the times, **Spahk**! Order doesn’t matter anymore!(gets punched in the face)(laughs at misfortune)**~~Bulletino B~~**: (0/25) [3] (uses *Rocket* on **Phoenix**)**Phoenix**: (40/60) [11] **Spahk**: (34/34) [7] **Hopbot**: (10/10) [1] **Phoenix**: (40/60) [11] **Bulletino A**: (15/25) [3] **~~Bulletino B~~**: (0/25) [3] **~~Bulletino C~~**: (0/25) [3] (*Roll* on **Bulletino A**)**Bulletino A**: (5/25) [3] (*Fireball* on **Bulletino A**)**~~Bulletino A~~**: (0/25) [3] (has recovered)
## ***Wave 17**: Water You Thinking?*

**Miztoad A**: (16/16) [5] **Snoopy A**: (42/42) [10] **Gorgwater**: (86/86) [15] **Snoopy B**: (42/42) [10] **Miztoad B**: (16/16) [5] You know which element beats ...**Hopbot**: (14/14) [3] **TIME TO #$%^ YOU #$&\*%^ $#%^&\*^S UP!****Metall**: (45/45) [7] Um...**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (39/39) [8] LET'S GO.**Spahk**: (38/38) [8] **Hopbot**: (14/14) [3] **Metall**: (45/45) [7] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (39/39) [8] **~~Spahk~~**: (38/38) [8]  (*backup*)**Miztoad A**: (16/16) [5] **Snoopy A**: (42/42) [10] **Gorgwater**: (86/86) [15] **Snoopy B**: (42/42) [10] **Miztoad B**: (16/16) [5] (*throws* **Metall** into **Miztoad A**)**Metall**: (23/45) [7] **~~Miztoad A~~**: (0/16) [5] (uses *Bounce* on **Miztoad B**)**~~Miztoad B~~**: (0/16) [5] **Snoopy A**: (30/42) [10] **Gorgwater**: (74/86) [15] **Snoopy B**: (30/42) [10] (stabs **Hopbot** and chops it into fragments as he eats them and restores all his HP) ***GOT RID OF ONE $#%$#%$, WHO'S NEXT?***That's not part of your moveset, so... um... you can't do that.**PENALTY!**We really needa accelerate. (*punches* **Metall** out as he takes his place)**~~Metall~~**: (23/45) [7]  (*backup*)**Spahk**: (38/38) [8] (uses *Slip Slosh* on **Spahk**)**Spahk**: (5/38) [8] (uses *Slip Slosh* on **G.I.F.A.R.A.**)**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (13/39) [8] (uses *Jet* on **Hopbot**)**~~Hopbot~~**: (0/14) [3] See, **Metall**? That could've been you.**~~Hopbot~~**: (0/14) [3] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (13/39) [8] **Spahk**: (5/38) [8] **Metall**: (23/45) [7] **~~Miztoad A~~**: (0/16) [5] **Snoopy A**: (30/42) [10] **Gorgwater**: (74/86) [15] **Snoopy B**: (30/42) [10] **~~Miztoad B~~**: (0/16) [5] (uses *Bounce* on **Snoopy A**)**~~Snoopy A~~**: (0/42) [10] **Gorgwater**: (62/86) [15] **Snoopy B**: (18/42) [10] (uses *Tri-Shot* (instead of projectiles, however, he shoots out actual bullets))**Gorgwater**: (18/86) [15] **~~Snoopy B~~**: (0/42) [10] (gets a straw)(beats the heck out of the **Gorgwater** via *Arm Smash*)**~~Gorgwater~~**: (0/86) [15] You've earned an **Extra Move**!You now get three moves per fighter/mode.
## ***Wave 18**: More to Explode*

**Mr. Splode A**: (25/25) [10] **Mr. Splode B**: (25/25) [10] **Rilliken**: (30/30) [1] **Mr. Splode C**: (25/25) [10] **Mr. Splode D**: (25/25) [10] I've got a new move and it's a healing one, so I'm ready.**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (42/42) [9] YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!But, uh,  is immune to ...(shoots **Byakuya** in the nose) **HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SO LONG, @$#%-**(grabs **Metall** for use as projectile when it's his turn)Um, I guess that's part of your moveset now?Also, you're shooting at a screen. I don't think you can hurt us directly.**Spahk**: (42/42) [9] **Metall**: (55/55) [9] (shivering in fear)**Hopbot**: (16/16) [4] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (42/42) [9] **Spahk**: (42/42) [9] **Metall**: (55/55) [9] **~~Hopbot~~**: (16/16) [4]  (*backup*)**Mr. Splode A**: (25/25) [10] **Mr. Splode B**: (25/25) [10] **Rilliken**: (30/30) [1] **Mr. Splode C**: (25/25) [10] **Mr. Splode D**: (25/25) [10] (*Tongue Stretch* on **Rilliken**)**~~Rilliken~~**: (0/30) [1] (*throws* **Metall** at **Mr. Splode A**)**~~Mr. Splode A~~**: (0/25) [10] **Metall**: (34/55) [9] ***OH #$^% YOU #%&\*#$%!***(wastes a turn to make annoying fart noises) *Eat my #$^&! Eat my #$&%!****what*****Metall**: (34/55) [9]  (*targeted* **[1]**)That's permanently part of your moveset now. I'm sure you'll regret it.(all the remaining **Mr. Splodes** use *KABOOM!* on **Metall** specifically and not anyone else)**~~Metall~~**: (0/55) [9] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (42/42) [9] **Spahk**: (42/42) [9] **~~Metall~~**: (0/55) [9] **Hopbot**: (16/16) [4] **~~Mr. Splode A~~**: (0/25) [10] **Mr. Splode B**: (25/25) [10] **~~Rilliken~~**: (0/30) [1] **Mr. Splode C**: (25/25) [10] **Mr. Splode D**: (25/25) [10] (*Tongue Stretch* on **Mr. Splode B**)**~~Mr. Splode B~~**: (0/25) [10] (*Roll* on **Mr. Splode C**)**~~Mr. Splode C~~**: (0/25) [10] (*throws* **G.I.F.A.R.A.** at **Mr. Splode D**)**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: (21/42) [9] **Mr. Splode D**: (4/25) [10] (uses *KABOOM!*)**~~G.I.F.A.R.A.~~**: (0/42) [9] **Spahk**: (41/42) [9] (*Scrap Trap*)**~~G.I.F.A.R.A.~~**: (0/42) [9] **Spahk**: (41/42) [9] **~~Metall~~**: (0/55) [9] **Hopbot**: (16/16) [4] **~~Mr. Splode A~~**: (0/25) [10] **~~Rilliken~~**: (0/30) [1] **Mr. Splode D**: (4/25) [10] (*Roll* on **Mr. Splode D**)**~~Mr. Splode D~~**: (0/25) [10]
## ***Cutscene VIII**: It's Cold Outside*

Guys, do you think it's getting colder?That must be... *my negative*.I have bad news. Apparently, **Spahk** and **Metall**... kinda... escaped.We won't be able to find them before the end of this chapter.Gee, it’s so boring around here...It appears that is the case. Since **TSRITW** is the gamemaster, he controls the RSFs.Looks like we have no choice but to continue alone.This is just sad...(COUGH COUGH COUGH) WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCCCCCCK.I got him some fixing, **Metall** should stop being such an over-reactionary junk piece now.You WHAAAT?! I LIKED MY MILITARY-CORRECTION: Won't swear a lot anymore!Oh, you're back.
## ***Wave 19**: Calm Before the Snowstorm*

**Combuster**: <30> (30/30) [5] **Lavzard**: <35> (25/25) [5] **Mr. Splode**: <24> (15/15) [5] **Rilliken**: <35> (50/50) [5] **Li'l Elephant F**: <70> (40/40) [5] **Aero**: <14> (18/18) [5] **Bulletino**: <30> (35/35) [5] **Li'l Elephant A**: <70> (40/40) [5] **Lumbud**: <25> (40/40) [5] **Li'l Elephant E**: <70> (40/40) [5] **Snoopy**: <16> (27/27) [5] **Gorgwater**: <28> (42/42) [5] **Li'l Elephant W**: <70> (40/40) [5] This won't be good...**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <36> (45/45) [10] ARE YOU ASKING FOR A- Wait, what the heck does <35> mean?!**Metall**: <45> (55/55) [9] Yeah, I kinda wonder what it means.**Phoenix**: <44> (60/60) [11] It must be some sort of "who are you near" indicator!**Spahk**: <44> (46/46) [10] Oh, that number between the less-than and greater-than signs? It represents default damage!
### ***Round 19-1**: Playing with Fire*

**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <36> (45/45) [10] **Metall**: <45> (55/55) [9] **Phoenix**: <44> (60/60) [11] **Combuster**: <30> (30/30) [5] **Lavzard**: <35> (25/25) [5] **Mr. Splode**: <24> (15/15) [5] **Rilliken**: <35> (50/50) [5] **Li'l Elephant F**: <70> (40/40) [5] (uses *Bounce* on **Combuster**)~~**Combuster**~~: <30> (0/30) [5] **Lavzard**: <35> (13/25) [5] **Mr. Splode**: <24> (3/15) [5] **Rilliken**: <35> (38/50) [5] **Li'l Elephant F**: <70> (28/40) [5] (uses *Transformation*)**Phoenix**: <44> (60/60) [11]  (*transforming* **[1/2]**)(*Tri-Shot*)~~**Lavzard**~~: <35> (0/25) [5] ~~**Rilliken**~~: <35> (0/50) [5] ~~**Li'l Elephant F**~~: <70> (0/40) [5] (uses *KABOOM!*)**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <36> (15/45) [10] **Metall**: <45> (31/55) [9] **Phoenix**: <44> (60/60) [11] **G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <36> (15/45) [10] **Metall**: <45> (31/55) [9] **Phoenix**: <44> (60/60) [11]  (*transforming* **[1/2]**)~~**Combuster**~~: <30> (0/30) [5] ~~**Lavzard**~~: <35> (0/25) [5] **Mr. Splode**: <24> (3/15) [5] ~~**Rilliken**~~: <35> (0/50) [5] ~~**Li'l Elephant F**~~: <70> (0/40) [5] (transforms into *Platonic Mode*)**Phoenix**: <44> (60/60) [11]  (*Platonic* **[4]**)(uses *Tongue Stretch* on **Mr. Splode**)~~**Mr. Splode**~~: <24> (3/15) [5]
### ***Round 19-2**: Blow You Away*

**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <36> (15/45) [10] **Metall**: <45> (31/55) [9] **Phoenix**: <44> (60/60) [11]  (*Platonic* **[3]**)**Aero**: <14> (18/18) [5] **Bulletino**: <30> (35/35) [5] **Li'l Elephant A**: <70> (40/40) [5] (uses *Reinflate*)**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <36> (25/45) [10] (uses *Heat Wave*)~~**Aero**~~: <14> (0/18) [5] ~~**Bulletino**~~: <30> (0/35) [5] ~~**Li'l Elephant A**~~: <70> (0/40) [5]
### ***Round 19-3**: Dishing Out Dirt*

**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <36> (25/45) [10] **Metall**: <45> (31/55) [9] **Phoenix**: <44> (60/60) [11]  (*Platonic* **[2]**)**Lumbud**: <25> (40/40) [5] **Li'l Elephant E**: <70> (40/40) [5] (uses *Bounce* on **Lumbud**)~~**Lumbud**~~: <25> (0/40) [5] **Li'l Elephant E**: <70> (35/40) [5] (uses *Firestorm*)~~**Li'l Elephant E**~~: <70> (0/40) [5]
### ***Round 19-4**: Making a Splash*

**G.I.F.A.R.A.**: <36> (25/45) [10] **Metall**: <45> (31/55) [9] **Phoenix**: <44> (60/60) [11]  (*Platonic* **[1]**)**Snoopy**: <16> (27/27) [5] **Gorgwater**: <28> (42/42) [5] **Li'l Elephant W**: <70> (40/40) [5] (uses *Bounce* on **Snoopy**)~~**Snoopy**~~: <16> (0/27) [5] **Gorgwater**: <28> (30/42) [5] **Li'l Elephant W**: <70> (28/40) [5] (uses *Heat Wave*)~~**Gorgwater**~~: <28> (0/42) [5] ~~**Li'l Elephant W**~~: <70> (0/40) [5] WHERE ARE MY TURNS?!The turns reset after each wave...
## ***Cutscene IX**: Rise from the Shavings*

It's... *really* cold here.A(chilly robot noises)There's even some frozen enemies here...So you've arrived?**GWAAAAAAAAAAH RECOLOR SQUARANGL'R! *RECOLOR SQUARNAGL'R!***(reappears) *no \*\*\*\* sherlock.* (disappears again, leaving a note behind)(picks up note) This is mature for **Inkbuster**! \*ahem\* "Alright **Byakuya**, I either get the police and tell everything about what happened and you get arrested, or you give back my **TUTOR Records**. Your choice."He's practically saying that if you don't admit you used lawyers to steal **TUTOR Records** and make said thievery legal, he's going to call the police and tell the entire truth on you, **Byakuya**.We've already re-branded to **Tetra-T**. I'm not sure what more you'd want.(what little does **Byakuya** know is that **Inkbuster** heard that)So, what I've heard is that we're starting the battle?Yeah orange **Squarangl'r**!**YOU ARE ASKING FOR A CHALLLLLLLLENGE!**
## ***Wave 20**: The Cold Will Bother You in Every Way*

**Icebird**: <25> (250/250) [1] Woah! I've never seen that kind of element before!Th- this is...That is right. This is the  Ice element. A whole new element that will crush your strategy!I'll need to check the Logic Table...I see!  is strong against , but  can bring it down!We'll need an array of  fighters to bring her down!Oh, this is gonna be easy!**Phoenix**: <48> (65/65) [12] Look. I'mma gonna just state this. This strategy can be botched if we're going up against another boss later.I mean. Look. We can be screwed if we tried ganging up against another boss with this strategy if they suddenly pull out moves we're weak to. Let's be thankful he's only an  user...**Spahk**: <44> (46/46) [10] (robot noises)**Hopbot**: <35> (20/20) [6] MEOW PREOW HISS GRRRRR GET READY TO DIE AND LEMME EAT YOUR BLOOOOOOOOOCKS!Did I say anything about him being less violent? I only stated he'd swear less.**Metall**: <45> (55/55) [9] **Phoenix**: <48> (65/65) [12] **Spahk**: <44> (46/46) [10] **Hopbot**: <35> (20/20) [6] **Icebird**: <25> (250/250) [1] (uses *Fireball*)**Icebird**: <25> (190/250) [1] (*throws* **Phoenix** at **Icebird**)**Phoenix**: <48> (33/65) [12] **Icebird**: <25> (150/250) [1] Uh, this might be my last moments lookin' at Planet Loser. WHATEVER! (*Arm Smash*)**Icebird**: <25> (84/250) [1] **Spahk**: <44> (46/46) [10]  (*skipped* **[1]**)(uses *Ice Cube* on **Phoenix**)**Phoenix**: <48> (8/65) [12]  (*frozen* **[1]**)**Phoenix**: <48> (8/65) [12]  (*frozen* **[1]**)**Spahk**: <44> (46/46) [10]  (*skipped* **[1]**)**Hopbot**: <35> (20/20) [6] **Icebird**: <25> (84/250) [1] (*frozen*)(*skipped*)(*throws* **Spahk** at **Icebird**)**Icebird**: <25> (55/250) [1] **Spahk**: <44> (23/46) [10] (uses *Cold Weather*)**Phoenix**: <48> (8/65) [12]  (*reduced* **[2]**)**Spahk**: <44> (23/46) [10]  (*reduced* **[2]**)**Hopbot**: <35> (20/20) [6]  (*reduced* **[2]**)**Phoenix**: <48> (8/65) [12]  (*reduced* **[2]**)**Spahk**: <44> (23/46) [10]  (*reduced* **[2]**)**Hopbot**: <35> (20/20) [6]  (*reduced* **[2]**)**Icebird**: <25> (55/250) [1] (uses *Fireball*)**Icebird**: <25> (13/250) [1] (*throws* **Spahk** at **Icebird**)**Icebird**: <25> (3/250) [1] **Spahk**: <44> (12/46) [10]  (*reduced* **[2]**)(*Punch*)**Icebird**: <25> (0/250) [1] That was... a lot easier than the previous one.You got the  Ice element!
## ***Cutscene X**: Falling to Pieces*

Ugh... how exactly did you do that?Does it matter? 'Cause you're now dead. (grabs two **Esquadros**)fwudgefwudge(*THROWS THEM AT **ICEBIRD**!*)**PLOT TWIST**(starts going into some transformation)Wh- what the?Why am I added to the Hero's Collection?Just as our *Keeper Finder* predicted.**Icebird** is an Element Keeper!Once an Element Keeper is defeated, well, as they say, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em".He will be slightly nerfed, but still fair. I hope.Also. I didn't say I wasn't going to still scrap him! (grabs **Metall** and throws out a now-thawed out Salvager)**#$&( YOUR #$&%, #$&\*%%! WHEN I'M RECREATED I'LL #$&%ING KILL YOU ALL! I THOUGHT WE WERE TE-** (gets torn to shreds and salvaged)Well. That's the last of what we'll see of him.Did you just-**Metall** is dead! Not just defeated, *dead*-dead!He's now in the "Permanently Retired" section of the Hero's Collection, and you can never get him back. *Ever*.However, that does free up a fighter space. Use this "scrap" function wisely.We liked him dead anyway! He's been swearing like crazy.SIZUH SIZOH!Sherlock, you got a point. Um. What's Siz-Mi'ki zumch zranjlatrz? (Nobody has translators?)No I don't.(three-second crickets chirping)You're dumb.(comes with a message) (caws)"You're dead." If I am dead, then why am I still-(**GETS BLASTED INTO WALL**)DANG IT, YOU!(The **Stalack** is obviously unimpressed, and gives a resounding caw in confusion on why **Duo** blasted **Lumbud** in the first place.)Hey uh, second-command, maybe you should check how much ice we have in case we wanna burn their skin.Unfortunately, we lost the  Ice keeper to them.The next keeper's in the *Salted Seas*.Let's resort to kidnapping those **Borillies** then, fellas!Also, you don't have to state the obvious.I've been spying on **Duo'**s... whatever it is, and it said that the next keeper's in the *Salted Seas*.So we'll just have to get there!...but how?I'll teleport you all to the docks.(suddenly he comes out flying) OH @#$& NO YOU WON'T! (chops **Byakuya** in the head)Uh, there's an exit directly leading to it outside. Dunno what's so necessary about teleportation. (knocks out the **XXLumbud**, throws **Byakuya** to the exit and runs outside to the docks)...I don't know how to explain this, but you're going to drown without a boat.To be continued...