Junko Kurokumo

so like i was saying larry gets fired

today at work

oh no

he was at google in the youtube

department right

what happened he was you know he was

just always making weird comments

showing up late for work then what did

he expect i know right like how are you

gonna show up late for work every day

and then expect to keep your job

take it seriously you know what i mean

oh my god i need to work so badly

and he keeps talking about a stupid job

every day and then expect not to be

fired that's ridiculous and then on top

of that i don't know how much longer i

can hold this it's a big one i shouldn't

have eat all that cheese in the car back

in the fridge as if nobody would notice

he's always making i'm going to make

some excuse i'm about to bust i can't

hold this much longer he's always making

strange comments

i need to make a quick phone call to

carl from work before he heads out i

need to remind him of some samples

before he leaves okay i thought you did

that in the car i told him about you but

hang on okay

hey babe you forgot your phone

she's gonna need that

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oh my god

what was that was that a fart yeah so

what tim that's disgusting

in five years of marriage i've never

heard you fart

so gross so what's him women do fart you

know i have never known any girl to fart

in front of me

ever seriously tim

grow up

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hey tim where are you going

i don't know if i can do this anymore

do what

i was super grossed out by what happened

today are you being serious tim i have

not been more serious than the day i

asked you to marry me

alexa lights on okay

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what is going on tim why are you being

like this it seriously turned me off

from you tim

it's just a fart you know how many i

hold

there's more

it's just the slippers tin

come

on

you can't even control yourself anymore

tim

holding them in is bad i read online

today that a woman died from holding her

farts i don't know you could die from

holding them in first of all

don't believe everything you hear online

and second of all good if she's that

gassy she deserves to die are you being

serious tim this isn't the man i married

how could you say something like that

are you the woman i married or just some

big farting machine

tim are we seriously arguing about this

right now

gemma

i need some time to think about this

tim could not stand the idea of his wife

farting it drove him to the point of

abandoning her that evening and left a

note asking for a divorce tim asking his

wife for a divorce because she farted

made headlines and the community was an

outrage

tim's boss at google and ceo of youtube

heard about this and fired him

immediately and all major companies

refused to hire him tim lost a lot of

money in his divorce due to the judge

being a female and gave him the harshest

penalties he owed his wife alimony and

more than 50 percent of his savings tim

realizes immaturity came with a price

and after a difficult year he found

himself jobless homeless and begging on

the streets

meanwhile gemma was depressed but she

slowly got over tim and found her

strength to move on realizing he didn't

love and respect her she started

focusing more on herself spending time

on things she enjoyed

and one day met a handsome physical

trainer at the gym while doing yoga she

accidentally farted in his face during

downward dog after a year and a half

gemma and tim ran into each other once

again tim

oh my god gemma is that you

you look amazing

yeah

and you look like trash literally wow

you took everything from me no

you did this to yourself

anyways this is my new fiance jack

hey man jack

this is my ex-husband tim

you made a homeless man gemma no he

wasn't homeless when we were together

he lost everything in the divorce

hey jack

be careful of her you know she farts

right now i know why he left this

uh tim is it right listen i know she

farts and

i love her parts they literally smell

like roses you're too much jack

well i'm glad you two found each other

and are happy

thank you tim seriously it means a lot

coming from you

gemma

i'm sorry for everything

please forgive me of course tim i do

have a good one

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hey tim

we have something for you yeah

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that'll hopefully

make you smell less like trash tim

take care

women hold their farts too much and it's

very unhealthy as men we need to respect

women farting as well women should not

be held to an unhealthy standard for no

reason and out of respect to them demand

or clarify to your partner on the first

date if you have to that they can feel

comfortable farting around you when you

hold your fart it can go the other way

and implode in your stomach causing all

sorts of health issues so if you've been

holding your fart during this video let

it out now drop this video a like it

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oh my god

what was that

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oh

god

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hey tim

we have something for you yeah

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that'll hopefully

make you smell less like trash time