A New Piano for Christmas

A song sung by Tantrum Throwers 9000 members B's Caillou, Leo Greatford, Tiff, Andyslayer's Rocky, and Goose God, included on their Christmas album.

## Lyrics

(Drums and violin are played)

B’s Caillou: 🎵My current piano I use for key banging and more, but Mommy and Daddy say it is getting worn!

It’s got cracks about to break, what am I gonna do, now Santa there’s one thing I want from you!

I want A New Piano for Christmas, maybe have Heartthrob Tantrums too!

I want a new piano for Christmas, that and A DVD of my show will do!

I want a new piano for Christmas, I also want a DVD of Remy & Boo!

I want to be the only Caillou to get presents this year, and to eat some Barcocaca poo!🎵

Goose God: Barcocaca Poo? Yuck! He still eats poop with those TablaDeMusica freaks?

Leo: I want all these things for Hanukkah! I also want a new drum set!

Tiff: I want both You and Crypoo to behave!

Andyslayer's Rocky: Yeah, and why call your band "Tantrum Throwers" when you are already a pianist?

B’s Caillou: Shut up! We’re getting to the part when You get in the water!

🎶I also want a water pool to throw animals in!🎶

(A’s Rocky screams)

Leo: 🎶I want to throw Tiff in a Tin!🎶

Tiff: What?

B’s Caillou: 🎶Force My Mommies and Daddies to bring me more stuff!🎶 Or else their lives will be enough!

Leo: 🎶Put Goose God on a rope and feed him to the bears!🎶

B’s Caillou: 🎶Mess around with Tiff’s Hair!🎶

Leo: 🎶But most of all He wants a New Piano for Christmas, He’ll be happy if He does!

He wants a new piano for Christmas, and Santa really must!🎶

(Leo throws his drumsticks at Tiff and B’s Caillou and Leo make messes in Caillou’s Room)

Tiff: Alright, isn’t this getting a little out of hand?

B’s Caillou: 🎶Me and Leo will build a sleigh and These 3 Will Be Reindeer!🎶

A’s Rocky: Where’s My Pup Pack?

Leo: 🎶Set the house on fire to let Santa know we’re here!🎶

B’s Caillou and Leo: 🎶To get the Christmas piano, not giving it to someone named Daniel, doing it while playing in the snow!

There’ll be no more getting grounded, pianos will be founded, when we....🎶

(Boris and Doris come in)

Boris: Caillou, what are you making?

B’s Caillou: A Big Mess!

Doris: We Told You not to cause trouble and burn the house while we were gone!

Boris: Even though this isn’t Vyond, Until you can treat your bandmates better and show some respect to R’s Caillou....

Boris and Doris: You’re grounded.

(Boris and Doris take B’s Caillou away from the burnt house while the remainder of the band sing the last part)

Leo, Rocky, Tiff, and Goose God: 🎶He wanted a new piano for Christmas, looks like He’s not getting it!

He’s not getting a new Piano for Christmas!

Not a little...🎶

Tiff: 🎶Not a tiny, tiny, tiny!🎶

Leo, Rocky, Tiff, and Goose God: 🎶Not a Little Bit! Not A Little...🎶

Leo: \*\*\*\*!

### Modified Cover (R's Caillou Variant)

(Piano and Guitar are played)

R’s Caillou: 🎵My current piano I use for pressing keys and more, but Mommy and Daddy say it is getting worn!

It’s got cracks about to break, what am I gonna do, now Santa there’s one thing I want from you!

I want A New Piano for Christmas, maybe have another one too!

I want a new piano for Christmas, that and A DVD of my show will do!

I want a new piano for Christmas, I also want a DVD of the PPT's show!

I want to be the only Caillou to get presents this year, and even for my friends too!🎵

(Piano and Guitar continues)

🎶I also want new sheets🎶

Andyslayer's Rachel: 🎶I want those too🎶

R's Caillou: 🎶An alarm clock of you🎶

Andyslayer's Rachel: 🎶Aww thanks Caillou🎶

R's Caillou: 🎶And even my rival's show getting cancelled!🎶

Andyslayer's Rachel: 🎶But most of all He wants a New Piano for Christmas, He’ll be happy if He does!

He wants a new piano for Christmas, and Santa really must!🎶

(Music continues)

R's Caillou: 🎶Me and Rachel will build a sleigh and TCC will be our reindeer!🎶

Andyslayer's Rachel: 🎶We'll to let Santa know we’re here!🎶

Both: 🎶To get the Christmas piano, not giving it to someone named Caillou, doing it while playing in the snow!

Pianos will be founded, when we play it too🎶

🎶He wanted a new piano for Christmas, looks like He’s going to get it!

He’s going to get a new Piano for Christmas!

A little...🎶

Andyslayer's Rachel: 🎶A tiny, tiny, tiny!🎶

Both: 🎶A Little Bit! a Little Bit!🎶

## Trivia

* R's Caillou and Andyslayer's Rachel did a modified cover of it together (as R's Caillou plays the piano (his own) and Andyslayer's Rachel plays the acoustic guitar), but with the threatening part and Vyond related quotes removed because they wanted to hide the fact that is a TT9K song.
* After B’s Caillou was taken away from the band, He had to go to his grandparents’ house to talk about why burning the house is a no-no.
* The original has bad behavior and Vyond related quotes while the cover doesn't