'Round Flatulence Town with Carrot Top

This CD collects 86 funny farts that imitate everyday sounds including school things, household objects, tools, and vehicles; after Carrot Top farts out a noisy impersonation, he has a witty remark to make.

## The Tracks

Each imitation is followed by an expression.

1. Air Raid Siren-"Brace yourselves for explosive humor!"
2. Alarm Clock Ring-"Get up for good morning comedy!"
3. Ambulance Siren-"We have serious flatulence in progress!"
4. ATV-"Just hitting the streets with style and a smile!"
5. Baby Mobile Music-"Shhh; it's the wind of naptime."
6. Blender-"Woohoo, I'm blending up humor!"
7. Bike Bell-"That had a nice RING to it!"
8. Bike Brakes-"What a gassy entrance on 2 wheels!"
9. Bike Wheel Squeaks-"Time to polish my act!"
10. Blimp-"Floaty and lighthearted!"
11. Blow Drying Hair-"That poot had gas and style!"
12. Bubbling Kitchen Pot-"I've got a bubbly butt brew for you!"
13. Car Horn-"Clear the way, I'm coming through this tootin' traffic jam!"
14. Cash Register Cha Ching-"You've struck humorous gold!"
15. Chainsaw Buzzing-"Just slicing out the sadness!"
16. Church Bells Ringing-"Hosanna to blessed butt burps!"
17. Computer Keyboard Typing-"Why text when you can toot?"
18. Crackling Bonfire-"Just warming up my act!"
19. Crayon Scribbling-"Drawing a comic work of art!"
20. Crop Duster-"Low flying, but high on gas!"
21. Dental Drill-"Toothy grins are the aftermaths of my dental drill farts!"
22. Ding Dong Doorbell-"Come into my land of farts!"
23. Door Creak-"Who needs WD40 when you can have my toots?"
24. Engine Rev-"Just vrooming with hilarity!"
25. Escalator Whir-"There's only one way to joy and that's fart humor!"
26. Ferry Horn-"Cruising through seas of smiles!"
27. Fire Alarm-"Evacuate the room!"
28. Fire Truck Siren-"Extinguishing bad moods a fart at a time!"
29. Fireworks-"Crackles and pops and butt bangs, oh my!"
30. Foghorn-"That's what I call a seaworthy windbreak!"
31. Golf Cart Beeps-"Make way, I'm cruising through the comedy green!"
32. Helicopter-"Laughs are always in style when you take to the comedy skies!"
33. Hot Air Balloon-"Floating on the skies of comedy!"
34. Horse Drawn Carriage Trotting-"Just riding along with comical happiness!"
35. Jackhammer-"Ricki ticky ting, just breaking away the blues!"
36. Jalopy Honk-"Take a hilarious joyride with me!"
37. Jeep-"Revving up the engine of humor!"
38. Jet Engine-"Buckle up for supersonic smiles!"
39. Leaking Tap-"Drippy and giggly at the same time!"
40. Limo Horn-"Trekking through hilarity, one poot at a time!"
41. Merry Go Round Calliope-"Just riding the carousel of toots!"
42. Microwave Beeps-"My farts are so hot!"
43. Minivan Beeps-"I'm a humorist on wheels!"
44. Motorboat Chugging and Putting-"Just sailing around a lake of laughs!"
45. Mousetrap Snap-"Just preventing some unfunny boredom!"
46. Oven Ding-"Laughs are served, come get them!"
47. Pencil Sharpening-"I've got a sharp wit and I'm not afraid to use it!"
48. Pencil Scribbling-"I'm an ace and I'm not scared to show it!"
49. Phone Ring-"Just greeting you with a fart on my telephone!"
50. Playground Slide-"What fun it is to break the wind, WHEEEE!"
51. Pogo Stick Jump-"I'm just leaping into laughs and smiles!"
52. Police Siren-"Just reminding you that emergencies are no laughing matter!"
53. Rocket Launching-"Igniting cosmic giggle fits is my magical claim to fame!"
54. Rollerblading-"Spreading smiles on the sidewalk!"
55. Rollercoaster Screaming-"Don't be afraid of a drop; don't be afraid to drop your guts, either!"
56. Rollerskates-"Just rolling along to the disco grooves of my butt!"
57. Rubber Band Snap-"It's a snap to giggle at a toot!"
58. Rubber Band Twang-"I'm resonantly plucking away the dull doldrums!"
59. Ruler Snap-"Just measuring up to fun!"
60. Ruler Twang-"My toots ALWAYS measure up to fun and merriment!"
61. School Bell Ring-"Are you in the comedy classroom yet?"
62. School Bus Horn-"Hop on board for the funniest field trip ever!"
63. Screaming Baby-"Time for a quick diaper change!"
64. Scribbling Sidewalk Chalk-"Just decorating your driveway with delightfully goofy toots!"
65. Segway Whir-"Scooting and tooting with tons of giggles!"
66. Skateboard Jumping-"That always leaves me JUMPING for JOY!"
67. Skateboard Rolling-"I'm really on a ROLL now!"
68. Skiing-"Wintry and windy at the same time!"
69. Sizzling Stovetop Saucepan-"Just cookin' with gas!"
70. Smoke Alarm-"Get out there and laugh all your troubles away!"
71. Snowboarding-"Just breaking the winter-time wind!"
72. Steam Train Choo Choo Whistle-"All aboard my tooting train!"
73. Submarine Sonar Pings-"Fart detected, everybody stand back!"
74. SUV-"Sporty and smelly at the same time 'cause I got GAS!"
75. Tank Engine Peep Peep Whistle-"Take a ride on my tootin' tank engine!"
76. Taxi Horn-"Pay me and we'll ride around the world of wind!"
77. Teeter Totter-"Seesaws never were THIS funny before!"
78. Tornado Warning Siren-"Seek shelter, here comes a storm of giggles!"
79. Trampolining-"Bouncing through the sky with a grin!"
80. Trike-"I'm a tooter in training wheels!"
81. Trolley Chimes-"Ride with me on my own tooting trolley!"
82. Truck Horn Blowing-"Ride along with me in my wind-breaking big rig!"
83. Unicycle-"I'm just pedaling with my poots!"
84. Vacuum Cleaner-"Why see a dirty floor show when you can listen to me on CD?"
85. Zeppelin-"Soaring through the skies on a humorous voyage, what could be better?"
86. Zipline Whoosh-"Hang tight and giggle all the way!"