The SpongeBob and Heffer Wolfe Show 1

It was a Monday, a day like any other day, It was blooming in Bikini Bottom, jellyfish swimming, urchins hiding in their rock caves and, in the neighborhood Conch Street, is were SpongeBob lived, he woke up in a good mood.

“Good Morning Gare-Bear!” SpongeBob said to Gary, “Meow.” said Gary, SpongeBob got dressed, brushed his teeth and got his work hat and was ready to go to the Krusty Krab.

Meanwhile in the Town, “O-Town”, Heffer was at his home, reading comic books and slurping on soda/pop, then he heard a noise outside.

“What was that? - Rocko?” Heffer said he stumbled downstairs and opened the front door, he saw a big green portal, wide open, Heffer was confused but went in for fun.

Edward Bighead, who was downstairs in his home, reading the newspaper, also heard it, so he walked over to the portal and complained.

With Bev Bighead, she was not at home.

So Mr. Bighead decided to go in.

“Should I go in, yes or no, yes or no, aggh! I can’t decide!” Mr. Bighead was freaking out, but pushed in anyways.

Back in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob was working at the Krusty Krab, flipping patties and serving the customers.

“Great job, me boy!” said Mr. Krabs.

“Thanks Mr. K.”

Then the glass-doors swing open and all in the store saw a fat blob, with red pants, blue overalls, a yellow tail with a green hairdo, Heffer walked up to the boat and ordered

“Hey uhh, can I have a-uh, one of your Krabby Patties? What are those, they are not Pasture Puffs!”

“Pasture Puffs, what are those things? We only serve Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries.” said Squidward.

Heffer, who was gonna break out, instead gave a Krabby Patty a try, he payed and ate the Patty in one big bite, then he got out, just about then, it was SpongeBob’s break, Bob gone to the back and ate a Krabby Patty, then he saw the same cow he saw, hanging by the dumpster.

“Hey-uh, who are you?” SpongeBob said.

“My name is Heffer.” Heffer said.

“Oh-i'm SpongeBob SquarePants.” SpongeBob said.

Both talked to each other and had a good conversation, then Heffer realized that he didn’t find a portal to go back to his world.Ed Bighead, who was falling from the water, landed into the sand, he popped his head up and scanned the area.

“Hey, where am I?” Ed Bighead said.

He looked around, but found nothing, he walked more until finding a sign saying “Bikini Bottom.”

“I mean, my wifes bikini sure does look nic- never mind.” Mr. Bighead said.

He walked in the town, as boats drove through the lanes, buildings towering over the small toad and finding Heffer in the same land.

He thought he was dreaming, as he pinched and rubbed his eyes, but it was real, then he ran off to find a resting spot, this is where he found the Chum Bucket.

Since Heffer didn’t have a spot to sleep, SpongeBob offered Heff to live in his pineapple home.

“Gee- Thanks SpongeBoob… I sure miss Rocko, Filbert and the other gang” Heffer said.

“Who are they?” SpongeBob said.

“My friends, but I will explain soon,” Heffer said.

Heffer found SpongeBob’s pet, Gary, Heffer pat Gary’s shell and rubbed, Gary seemed to like him, Heffer slept on the couch, while SpongeBob and Gary slept in their respective beds.

“Hello? Hello, is anyone here?” Ed said.

“A new customer? Hello! Please buy some chum!” Plankton said.

“Chum, what is a chum? Chum-Chim? Is that what it is?” Ed said.

“Oh, Chum! Chum is very fum, here is a free sample!” Plankton said.

“No thanks, hey where am I? Am I really in the Bikini Bottom?” Ed Said.

“Oh. Well you can stay here if you’d like” Plankton said.

“Oh great! That is what I need, shut eye, no more Rocko and more pesky neighbors!” Ed said.

Mr. Bighead stayed the night at the Chum Bucket.

The Next Morning, SpongeBob gave Heffer some Kelpo, Heffer enjoyed it and both went outside and talked, both went to the Snail park.

“So, Rocko and Filbert are my best friends, Rocko is a wallaby with a blue shirt and purple triangle and Filbert is a blue turtle with a shell,” said Heffer.

“Oh, cool, I have 2 friends, Patrick and Squidward, Patrick is a pink starfish and Squidward is a blue squi-Octopus.” said SpongeBob.

“Oh, is it so, well uh-” Heffer stopped and thinked.

“I'll wait.” SpongeBob said.

SpongeBob got to get Gary and both went home and relaxed, SpongeBob and Heff watched TV, along with Gary, behind the scenes, Ed and Plankton got along heavily, as both sorta had similar thoughts, so both got to work on a secret project...