You get robbed at Lego 7-Eleven

## Overview

"You got robbed at Lego 7-Eleven" is the 2nd episode of the Hippo Saga.

Anime Guy works a job as a cashier at 7-Eleven, but things escalate quickly as he finds himself being held at gun point by four different robbers. Things get even worse when the hot dog is removed from containment.

## Original Video Description:

After being to broke for McDonald's, you get a job at 7-Eleven. Then, you get robbed. LEGO STOP MOTION ANIMATION Fail

## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Anime Guy

#### Other characters:

* 7-Eleven Robbers
* Hazmat Suit Guy
* Giant Hotdog Monster

## Transcript

Shirtless bearded guy: Hey! Do you guys sell smokes here?

Anime Guy: That's like, the only thing we sell here. Yano, besides, uh, my self respect.

Hippo: Bruh, how you sellin' somethin' you don't even got?

Anime Guy: And what are you doing here, little hippo?

Hippo: I was thinkin' of pickin' up smokin' like all the cool kids.

Anime Guy: Oh, okay.

Hippo: Yeah, and I also want a hot dog.

Anime Guy: Whoa. I can't in all good consciousness sell you something so dangerous and unhealthy. It's behind glass for your own safety. You’re not actually supposed to eat the food here. It’s for display only!

Hippo: Bruh! I need that hotdog in my life, NAOW!

Anime Guy: ... no.

Shirtless bearded guy: Can you guys hurry this up? I've been trying to get a pack of cigarettes for the past 15 years.

Anime Guy: ... Dad?

Robber: Yo, do you guys have money here?

Anime Guy: Yes.

Robber: Well then, please pass that bread my way!

Hippo: If anyone is gonna be robbin' this place, it's me! Hand over all the hot dogs!

Shirtless bearded guy: Hand over the smokes!

IRS Agent: Hand over everything!

Anime Guy: Who are you?

IRS Agent: Boy, I am with the IRS.

Anime Guy: If everyone could just rob the store in an orderly line, I'd appreciate-

Security system: Containment leakage sector seven-eleven! (lol) you chumps are gonna die!

Hazmat Suit Guy: Hey guys! No need to worry! Everything is totally fine! It's not like you unleashed a hot dog capable of world destruction. That would be silly!

Anime Guy: Uh-oh... This, uh... this doesn't look good.

Hippo: Bruh! Five second rule! *It's still good!*

Anime Guy: It's been at least, like, a solid minute.

Hippo: Bruh, do you really think hotdogs can tell time?

Robber: Boy, I'm not scared of no hot dogs! BANG! HAHAHA-jaja-get tilted.

Anime Guy: Ah! According to the news paper, there's a job opportunity at the local-

Hippo: Bruh, you ran away so fast I'm surprised you didn't win the darn Olympics! You gotta deal with your problems, bruh!

Anime Guy: Yano, you're totally right.

Hippo: BRUH!

Anime Guy: Hey! Stay out of my life!

## Post Credits/Out Take

Security system: Thank you for visiting. Please come again! Except Paul. You know what you did, Paul.

## Official Transcript/Closed Captions:

Hé, vous vendez des clopes ici ?

C'est un peu le seul truc qu'on vend ici. Ça et... mon amour propre.

Mec, comment tu vends ce que t'as même pas ?

Et qu'est-ce que tu fais là, p'tit potame?

Je songeais à me mettre à fumer comme tous ces mecs branchés.

Oh, ok.

Ouais et j'veux aussi un hot dog.

Whoa, je peux pas te donner quelque chose d'aussi dangereux et malsain en toute bonne conscience.

Ces vitres le contiennent pour ta sécurité. T'es pas sensé manger la bouffe ici. C'est juste pour montrer.

Mec, j'ai besoin de ce hot dog dans ma vie, MAINTENANT !

Non.

Hé, vous pouvez vous magner ? Ça fait quinze ans que j'essaie de trouver un paquet de clopes !

Papa ?

Yo, vous avez de l'argent ici ?

Oui.

Dans ce cas, je te prie de bien me passer tout le blé.

Si quelqu'un va braquer ce commerce, ce sera moi. Aboule le hot dog.

Aboule les clopes.

Yo aboule-moi tout.

T'es qui ?

Mec, ch'uis du fisc

Si tout le monde pouvait me braquer de façon ordonnée, j'apprécierais...

Brèche dans le Secteur 7-11 !

LOL vous allez tous mourir !

Hé les gars, pas d'inquiétude

Tout va bien. C'est pas comme si vous aviez libéré un hot dog capable de détruire le monde.

Nan, ce serait ridicule.

Oh oh...

Je... EUUUUUUUUUUH... Je le sens mal !

MEC ! La règle des cinq secondes ! C'est encore mangeable !

C'est au sol depuis une minute pile.

MEC, tu crois vraiment que les hot dogs ont la notion du temps ?

Moi j'ai pas peur d'un hot dog.

PAN

HA HA HA, tu l'as senti venir ?

Ah !

D'après ce journal, on recrute en ce moment à...

Mec, tu t'es enfui à toute berzingue, ça m'épate que t'aies pas déjà remporté les J.O.

Il faut faire face à ses problèmes, mec.

Tu sais quoi, t'as raison.

Hé ! Reste en dehors de ma vie !

Merci pour votre visite. Et à bientôt. Sauf toi, Paul. Tu sais de quoi je parle, Paul.

## Trivia

* The official YouTube subtitles/closed captions for this episode are in French.
* While Lego Friends Yandere doesn't appear in this video, there is a photo of her with cat ears near the end when Hippo and Anime Guy are back in the apartment. Lego Friends Yandere never sported any cat ears on screen (though coincidentally, Anime Guy would get another brunette female stalker who actually had cat ears in later episodes). This photo of Lego Yandere has continued to be used as a background prop despite her lack of any actual on-screen presence.