Parker Brakeston's Tragic Life

This is Parker Brakeston's tragic life. Also dont worry as Parker's tragic life is for now over as he lives peacefully with his wife.

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### Causing Ron Pitcar to Crash

Parker: Look, dad!

Peter Brakeston: Son, no!

(Parker blows his air horn to scare Ron Pitcar)

Ron: OH GOD! (spins)

Twilight Sparkle: TROUBLE! RON PITCAR AIRBORNE HE GOES! RON CRASHING! CUTTING THE WALL!

Spike: UH OH! PART TIMER JOHNNY BLAMER AND SAMMY SMELTER BOTH INVOLVED! AND SO IS EUGENE CARBURESKI!

Twilight: We have a caution on the track because of this.

Spike: A surprisingly small crash here at Nightdona today, Twilight. Wow. Looks like everyone is ok though so we might as well be right back. Ron did go airborne but landed on his wheels. But with an air horn, I have never seen anything like that in my LIFE! We'll be right back for more action of The Great American Race, the Nightdona 500!

### His Entire Family's Death in a House Fire(ABC news report and Parker moving to Chip's house)

ABC News Reporter: A massive fire has happened today on Sunday killing Peter Brakeston,his wife Abigail and their son Joseph. Their other son Parker was playing outside the house when he saw the fire.

Fire truck: Oh man. This is the worst fire I have seen in 10 years!

(later)

ABC News Reporter: The fire is now out! Parker is talking with the fire trucks while the police take a look inside the house.

Police Car: Everyone inside has died and have been burned completely

Parker (bawling): NO! EVERYONE DIED!

Police Car: Its ok. I know you have a friend Chip Gearings.

Parker (crying): Yes I have a friend called Chip Gearings.

(later)

Chip: PARKER BRO! YOUR ALIVE!

Lily Gearings (Chip's mom): Oh no. Poor Parker.

Edward Gearings (Chip's dad): This is terrible.

Parker (crying): I HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE!!

Edward: You can live with us.

Parker(stops crying): Thank you guys!!!!!!

### Bullied in Middle and High School

Bully #1: HA! IN YO FACE! (Pops Parker's Tire)

Parker: Hey!

(Bully #2 Runs into Chip who is carrying a billboard)

Principal: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

Bully #2: Chip gave me a bloody nose.

Parker: Hey!

Principal: What?

Parker: That CRAZY IDIOT JUST POPPED MY TIRE!

Bully #1: Uh-Oh.

(Bully #1 Runs into the Lunch Line)

Dud: OW! (starts to cry)

Lunch Lady #1: What Happened?

Dud and Parker: THAT STUPID BULLY IS CUTTING IN LINE! HE JUST RAN INTO US!

(The Lunch Ladies see The two bullies shove their way through the line)

Bully #2: NOOOO! NO FOOOD FOR US! (Shoves into T.G. Castlenut)

T.G.:RANDY BUTTAN COURT!

Randy Betan Court: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs into a portal)

(Chip, Dud, And Parker are sitting around eating Chicken Nuggets)

During Math...

Randy: LEMME COPY YOUR HOMEWORK! OR ELSE!

Parker: NO!

Principal: WHAT HAPPENED?

Parker: RANDY WANTS TO COPY MY HOMEWORK!

Principal: Go see Me at the end of the day.

Randy: AW MAN!

### Beaten Up by Jake(the main bully of Parker) and Taken to Hospital (meet his future wife Amy who was Beaten Up by Jake too)

Jake: Wedgie!

Parker: Principal!

Principal: Yeah?

Parker: JAKE IS BULLYING ME! EVEN RANDY HATES HIM! SO THE LIAR IS JAKE!

Teacher: Jake Beat Up Someone with this sledgehammer! (gives Jake a sledgahammer)

(Jake Whams Parker with a sledgehammer and Whams a Female with the sledgehammer)

(Parker Cries)

(Parker is sent to the hospital)

Parker: ULP! WHO ARE YOU?

Doctor: You Got a chest pain.

At school...

Principal: OK YOU MUST PAY 200000 DOLLARS AND SUSPENDED FOR A YEAR TEACHER FOR GIVING JAKE A HAMMER AND FORCING TO BEAT SOMEONE!.

Teacher: Shut up

Principal: AND YOU JAKE, YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 2 MONATHS! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DONE!

Jake; I'M OUT OF HERE! BYE STINKY SCHOOL OFFICIALS (goes into a semi-hauler and leaves the school)

Jake: Why did I get suspended for 1 year for beating up Parker and Amy? Why did Chick get suspended for 1 race for killing Bobby Carsac?

(1 hour and 8 minutes later)

Jake: Ok I am going? Alright.

(semi-hauler dumps Jake in the middle of the desert)

Semi-hauler: GET OUT OF MY TRAILER!

Jake: WHAT?

Semi-hauler: GET OUT OF MY TRAILER AND FIND YOUR OWN WAY HOME!

Jake: NOOOOOOO! SEMI-HAULER! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! HOW COULD I FIND MY OWN WAY HOME!?! (leaves the semi-hauler)

(a passenger train comes at the railtrack)

Jake: OH NO! (enters the passenger train, but it turns out that another Jake's mother is here)

(NOTE: Jake eventually ended up in a passenger train. Jake remained in the passenger train until he was released in 2001. Jake realized that Parker left because of new students, the classes having being spent, and more.)