My Vergenity on a Weakness Policy

## Overview

The very first challenge one by one is a heat on safari hunt down the swampy Great Marsh. Some pokémon will splash in the mud, some will join into dirty businesses, and some will just play dirty, but the only way to get out of it spick and span is to not be the last. About time to lose the verge-nity!

## Prologue

"Is it just that egg I...?"

"Keep out. I don't think it's safe for the creature inside to look straight in the eyes of the one that stole it from its mother."

"What about you then?"

Anorith didn't see that coming at all. Dunsparce was really different from the fearful snake-thingy he had started from. The more he grew in confidence, the more resembled Seviper.

"I just wanted to see it, just." The land snake turned away. Speaking of, a sudden turmoil of bonking, hissing and swearing all over the tubes preannounced them the arrival of the S3's leader.

Seviper called them to duty: "Ssstop wasting time down there and get out, we need to talk about our current situation! It sucks: there are too many alliances in this "verge" for my measure. Either we destroy them, or they'll destroy us."

"Alliances?" Anorith was rather skeptical about it. "All I can see is former teammates still sticking together."

"Outnumbering usss, fossil brain!" Seviper whammed the vent with a tail whip so powerful to make the whole conduct shake. "Lester and his Leviathans are 4, Jigglers are even more, 5, and then we're 3. They all want our heads on a chopping block."

"Just yours, we're fine..."

"Cause none caresss about you, anomalocarisss." She replied snidely on his face. "They target me, but without me you two are screwed, and you are my second and third rank respectively."

"The hell I'm letting you win, you'll have to fight me already." Anorith replied fair and square. Cut to Seviper promptly squash him with the Poison Tail. "Urgh, like the old times..."

"Satisfied now? Here's the strategy: Lucario. I'm certain he received a Wish Ticket that same night of me, and has yet to use it, therefore we'll lure him into using it for my cause."

"LUCARIO? Forget it, cut me out. I have given enough of my body to that bastard." Anorith still remembered all the beatdowns received from the aura dog, and he brought the mark of Lucario's footprint carved on the back. "So did you many times over the competition, so will never be."

Seviper didn't like to remember about that, and, after having punished his insolence once again, she revolved to Dunsparce. "So it's up to you, since you never butted heads with Lucario."

"M-Me? I-I can't. I'm not made for this..." He tried to switch off.

"I know. That's why I'm asking you to talk to Chimecho. She's Lucario's Weakness Policy afterall...and through her we can make him do anything."

"History repeats. Emotional blackmails? Since the last time worked sooo well." The third tail whip sent him straight through the air conditioner where the egg was being batched.

"Ignore him, Dunsparce, if you'll do what I tell you, it will be easy even for you to manipulate dumb muscle Lucario."

Lucario was helping Chimecho sewing her wound, bringing needles and cloths. "That's all I could find, mostly from Drifblim's wardrobe. I don't know about the exact color, if it's good, I hope so."

"Don't worry, it's perfect as it is, none would tell the difference as usual." Chimecho revealed to him chortling a little. "This is not my first time: I tear up often. Look closely, and you'll see all the different palette of red cloths I used for the sews." She said that fluttering her tail right under his nose, turning his face on a red palette as well.

Lucario shook vehemently the head to take back control. "If, if you trust me, I can do it for you. I'm. Used. To. Deal. With. Scars. *Shit*." Cursed on how robotic he seemed while saying so.

"Sure, I'll trust you." She leaned on his lap flipping her tail up for him. "You're comfy in this position?"

"It doesn't matter if I'm comfy or not, as long is it you! Sgrunt. Ahem. Let me handle your tail then." He started sewing the wound, stroking her smooth clothskin with the fingers...When someone opened the door.

"What is he doing in the women bathroom? What sort of scandal is happening here?!" Piplup made the famous Munchlax's scream. "Ohh Ohhh the obscenity!"

"Hey! Get out of here. I repaired the shower of the other bathroom just for a reason." Lucario kicked her outside immediately after. "Go in there, we have business here, and I have to talk about something with Chimecho in peace and quiet. So, get lost!"

"In there, the men bathroom you mean?! Troglodyte you are, this won't ever..."

"I even cleaned it up! What next, wanted me to wipe it like a fu\*\*\*\*g Swablu? There's never enough a man do for a woman no matter what. N-Not you! *Now she'll think you're a mysoginist as being an old cranky doodle wasn't enough. Well done to you, idiot."* Chimecho giggled overhearing that, but he tried his best to shake off the embarassment and kept sewing in silence.

"So which was this something you wanted to talk about?" Chimecho asked looking him with her beautiful golden eyes, smiling a little.

"Nothing, just, watching Seviper using that ticket yesterday, I recalled back that I had one too, and finally I understood what it does..." Lucario showed a small paper crumbled in a moment of boredom to look like an origami. "All this time I had no clue what do with this, and now...same. That's why I'm giving it to you, you'll know exactly what to do about it."

"I can't, thank you." she politely declined.

"But I want, I want to give it to you! You need it more than I do, because you know, I mean, not that you're weak but you look more like an easy target than I do...Also I have bad vibes recently."

"I know, it's Ninjask."

"Eh? Nope, it's not related, it's just personal and such." Lucario lowered the head and Chimecho felt that he was shutting down in his shell, but decided to not investigate further for now.

"Maybe you'll tell me when you'll feel more ready." Leaned her head on his chest all the while looking straight in his eyes with her glossy ones.

"Done, anyway." Nonetheless Lucario struggled to keep cool. "Check if it suits for you."

"I can't even tell the difference! You have been really really able..."

"Really? Then I put the bandaid again." Unbeknownst to her Lucario attached the Wish Ticket with the bandaid. "Here, now..." Chimecho rubbed gently her cheek on him, and used her new tail immediately to tie up the needle merging between his pecs...and pulled him closer to her face, feeling his tongue in her mouth. Then they dragged each other under the shower to feel their wet bodies as well, and merged themselves tightly.

Piplup stoically threw in the toilet all her principles and attended in the male bathrooms, going straight for the bath tub for a good bubble bath while ignoring the obscenity going on the other side of the wall, but she found it was already taken by another pokémon. "D-D-Dewoooo ooooh ooott! What on tarnation are you doing with those shells?!"

"NOT NOW. Struggling to calm down myself, okay? I'm so envious right now: I miss f\*\*k with Squirtle!!!" Once again, Piplup was uncerimoniously kicked off the bathroom, all the while Anorith was passing by.

"Fossil me! Were you using the men bathroom and then they call me the primal pokémon? Filthy."

## Challenge

Victini welcomed the contestants in a pretty outfit for rain times with raincoat, tiny boots, and a lil umbrella for the occasion. "Yesterday you tasted the verge experience for the very first time, but still thinking as a team. Today, prepare to lose your virginity once for all: it will be direct elimination." Victini painted a flaring V in the sky that bursted in a rain of flames. "No votes. No nomination. Today my V-creator will hit on the land."

This changed any plan.

**// Vent //**

**"Direct elimination? Here goes Seviper's plan once again for Arceus's sake." commented Anorith.**

**"Lester Season Hunt is officially open." Beheeyem summed up the situation perfectly as usual.**

"The challenge will be the Great Marsh Safari!"

Drifblim dressed on her outdoor outfit. "Got everything: canteen, sunglasses, shooting camera, and max repel."

"Not that kind of safari, Drifblim! *She's the void inside, there's nothing than void in there.*" Drifblim was already spraying it on herself.

Piplup raised her wing up politely waiting for her turn. "E-Excuse me, w-will the challenge take place inside the m-m-marsh?"

"Nope, outside, there's so much space around Pastoria City aaa f\*\*k it." Her fellow sinnohnian companion answered sarcastically.

"Ohh shut it, Lucario, you're not interpelled. The only legit answer could come from..." Victini cut it short "Yep, inside. Each one of you will catch one pokémon of the assigned species and bring it back to me to be registered and traded for the immunity. All without the use of the Safari Ball. You're allowed to use you bare paws, the items you find around, and whatever you're able to build by yourself. You're given 2 tickets for the ferry that crosses the six areas of the Great Marsh, so use them wisely. Last but not least."

The host showed them an irregular regular watch laced on his wrist. "You'll bring a Pokétch each: the countdown app will teleport you back to start anytime you reach 5151 steps, and you'll have to wait 10 minutes before try the safari again. And maybe watch someone else retrieve immunity in your place at the same time. Watching someone winning in your place, brr, I could not think at a worse penalty. **The last contestant to bring me a pokémon will be eliminated.** Ready, set, go!" Victini rolled his umbrella and made the V-sign of Victory. "First contestant to register, wins an invitation for a romantic dinner at the Seven Stars Restaurant by the Valor Lake! *Speaking of, mine has been confirmed?"* He whispered to Vulpix that nodded whispering back something unintelligible. "Alright."

**// "A romantic dinner with Chimecho, ah..." Lucario was daydreaming already like a cranky straight outta Animal Crossing. //**

And continued when the challenge had already begun. It was only he and Piplup yet to the entrance, everyone else was on the observing station already. "Eh? Damn it. How the hell I settle this gizmo?" Victini had forgotten to say that their pokétch contained more than a single app by default. "An hatching egg calculator? What used could have?" The very first answer coming to his mind heavily flustered him. "Bah! Now I know why youngsters are so dumb nowadays: all these contraptions would make even Uxie brainless. Click. Finally! So it's a **Gyarados** I have to? Hell yes, okay. Let's go." Didn't even bother to check about the location at the observatory, and started the safari immediately.

"What landed on you? I got Carnivine."

"Toxicroak."

"Wow, not the best luck for us, uh?" Plusle joked on their situation. "Drif was way more lucky, eh eh."

"Look at these schoolmates in front of the scoreboard." Beheeyem's stick wasn't really appreciated by them while he took his turn at the eyescope. "I got a fantastic Whiscash and praise instead. I can't wait to understand how am I supposed to catch and bring with me about 51 pounds of catfish without a poké ball. But there is a bright side: at least we didn't land on the Kecleon." Chortled. "Like someone else." Poor Rotom was already crazing on figuring where the chameleon could have been.

"Found it! No, where is it? Have I hallucinated?! This is not like looking for the needle in the haystack, it's like trying to fit the haystack in the eye of the needle!"

**// Vent //**

**Victini couldn't hold himself anymore from giggling in front ot the cameras: "Wait till Beheeyem finds out about the only Whiscash available being the infamous *Neron*. I consider it his penalty for today."**