Norm L. Guy

Norm L. Guy is a character played by Wade/Minion777, and was one of the founding members of The PP Boys. Norm worked as "The Accountant" and "Humanitaries Resource" manager for the PP Arcade, the "Humanity Resources" manager for The Slim Gym, and as the founder of the Mirror Park Tavern. Norm is known to be the inventor and practitioner of Think Yoga.

## Background

Norm Lee Guy was born on July 7, 1997 to Mary Alice Guy (maiden name Mary A. Richman) and Justin Adam Guy of Guy Canning based in New Hampshire, USA. After being home-schooled and raised to take over the family business, Norm decided to take off on his own and make the move to Los Santos. Upon arriving, Norm is quickly swept away by the PP Boys, becoming a founding member and an integral part to their operation.

**Family Tree**

## List of Major Events

#### Server Start / PP Boys Creation Arc

*04/24/2021 — 05/23/2021*

* Norm starts his adventure in Los Santos by meeting Chad Spitter, Crazy Tony, Hank Jones and Thomas Beverly for the first time. They form the PP Boys, a group focused on helping clean the streets and uncover criminal activity.
* Norm is approached by Freddy West for an interview, who is looking for people with a variety of skills to bolster his association. To date, Norm has not heard back about this interview.
* During the PP Boys investigation of the Grove Street Families, Norm begins to believe that the mafia has planted a chip in his brain and are controlling him as a part of the mafia as well. In an effort to remove the chip from his brain, Thomas Beverly and Hank Jones take Norm to the Pier, where Hank shoots Norm in the back of the head, effectively "removing the chip".

#### Alien Arc

*05/28/2021 — 06/06/2021*

* Upon hearing that Chad Spitter had been in an accident and turned into Charles, Norm was convinced that aliens were responsible for this. In an effort to figure out how to turn Charles back into Chad, Norm travels with the PP Boys to the top of Mount Chiliad. As Norm was driving up the mountain with Hank Jones, Zeb strikes them with his motorcycle on accident, causing them to crash down the mountain and hit a bolder, which knocks out Norm and forces him to the hospital, where he manages to make a full recovery.
* Once the PP Arcade opens up, Norm comes into contact with an Alien that was chasing after the plate in Chad Spitter's head. During a scuffle, Norm is bit by the Alien, causing him to be rushed to the hospital, where both of his arms are amputated (thanks to a surgical error made by pharmacist Kay Hurrll). He slowly recovers by ingesting marijuana both into his blood stream and smoking it into his lungs, which allowed him to fight back from the alien disease that was spreading. Upon recovering, Norm re-joins the PP Boys who begin to consider investigating the police's ability to wipe people's memories.
* After coming to an agreement with the PD to stop wiping memories, Norm begins to find out more about Hank’s misdeeds, secrets the PP Boys had been keeping, and a lie Rory told him. Determined to sort all this out Norm confronted all of them to clear the air before moving forward with plans to expand the staff of the arcade. Without doing proper diligence, Norm hires Ami Gah and McKenzie Williams to be trained as security under Zeb despite T-Money not being around to approve it. Norm and Kenzie have immediate chemistry but both seem afraid / hesitant to immediately acknowledge it. While somewhat annoyed that Norm didn’t wait to officially bring them in until the paperwork was done, T-Money is impressed at Norm stepping up to help the arcade and takes his recommendation on bringing in Dylan and Linus as PP Pumps, or backup, and Nat as a bartender. The group takes a team bonding vacation up North and all seems to be looking up. This doesn’t last long as Norm’s feelings for Kenzie impact his ability to think clearly as he nearly obsesses over her safety and his annoyance at her constantly taking unnecessary risks. When T-Money gets possessed by a demon and the boys inadvertently lead another demon to the arcade, their inability to function cohesively leads to their hq’s discovery and major discord between themselves and Rory leading to Norm leaving the group and Ami and Kenzie meeting up with him, all afraid of being killed or mind wiped for knowing too much.

#### Runaway / Hollow Point Arc

*06/11/2021 — 06/20/2021*

* Norm, Ami, and McKenzie decide to get disguises and a new vehicle before going into hiding up North.
* Norm adopts a new identity as Cleetus Tuck, McKenzie as Candy Apple, and Ami as Annie Smith.
* The trio drives over to Carlos', buy a Journey RV, drive towards Blaine County, and end up on a Weed Farm to keep it on the d-low in order to figure out a plan. Meanwhile, Norm uses a burner phone to contact Linus Kohn to discuss his own investigation into the PP Boys. Norm, not feeling comfortable with sharing too many details with him, asks Linus to be his eyes and ears and to let him know of any updates. Linus warns Norm to get rid of his current burner phone and buy a new one.
* After they arrive at one of the docks, Norm calls Hank to find out how much he knows about T-Money and Zeb's involvement in taking people up north to kill or wipe their memories, and whether he was involved as well. Hank tells Norm that he and Pawblo destroyed the mind wiping camera, however Norm believes that he's lying and heard the real camera still exists. Before ending their phone call, Hank wants to meet with Norm. Norm tells Ami and McKenzie he would get a boat as a mutual meeting place to meet Hank, while both of them hide nearby. If they see anyone else other than Hank arrive, or if Hank takes Norm out on the boat, they would take a car and flee. After Hank arrives swimming up to the docks, they both get on a boat and Hank explains to Norm that Rory is alive, didn't have her memory wiped, and there was nothing in the arcade with the ability to wipe away memories. Both of them share their personal past histories and how they both considered the PP Boys their family. After meeting up with Ami and McKenzie, Hank recounts his meeting with Zeb's account and notes that some of his story lines up, and some of it doesn't. Norm asks Hank to confirm with Rory, through text message, what she thought "going up North" meant, Rory replies back return back to the city in order to clear things up. She also reassures that if they return to the city, they would not be harmed nor have their memories wiped. Chad later joins them to figure out the truth, as no one was giving him a straight answer. After sharing grievances, Norm, Hank, and Chad decide and organize the core members of the PP Boys, including Rory as arbitrator, to meet at the El Gordo Lighthouse, where they discussed their past, why each member was a part of the PP Boys, their qualities, failures of the demon night, and how they should be making decisions. As a result of the meeting, among several action items, Norm was selected to be the HR leader within the PP Boys to handle complaints within the group.
* Norm becomes aware of a mysterious individual named "HollowPoint", who begins posting pictures of the PP Arcade, from Zeb and McKenzie. Each photo uploaded by HollowPoint were taken from a rooftop of one of the buildings across the street. Additionally, several bodies of slain locals began to appear in the PP Arcade's parking lot. This prompts the PP Boys to confront HollowPoint, by setting up plans to lure him by setting Rory Winters as bait. Norm is stationed in the trunk of a parked car in the Vanilla Unicorn, as over watch near Rory, but the operation failed when their plans were allegedly leaked, resulting with McKenzie being accused of being the leaker and Dylan getting shot by HollowPoint. Norm visits Dylan at the hospital, apologizes for letting him down, and promised to find HollowPoint. Some time later, Norm learns Rory arrested HollowPoint, was sent to prison, and while there became "reformed". After being released from jail, Norm meets HollowPoint, who now identifies himself as "Damian" (real name Mitt Karr), for the first time. Under close watch from Rory and Zeb, he learns Damian worked at the Vanilla Unicorn, wanted to make amends for shooting Dylan in the head, and is now a changed person. Despite his anger, Norm shows mercy and admits he may never trust him, but will learn to live with him.
* Following these events, Norm and McKenzie officially start dating, with a little bit of pushing by Rory, and go on their first few dates. Norm begins therapy, meeting with Dr. Penny at Pillbox. This later transitions to couples therapy with McKenzie joining to discuss conversations they've had. They also begin house hunting around the city, setting their sights on some homes in Mirror Park.
* Chief Bubba T. Law officially retires from the Los Santos Police Department, with great fanfare and heckles from the city. Walker Runner will take over as the acting police chief.

#### Peace, Drama, Death, and Recovery Arc

*06/19/2021 — 07/23/2021*

* Norm wakes up and finds out about Elmo's rampage through the city, asking people randomly if they wanted to become a hostage, and is confronted and is later possessed by Elmo's demon spirit passing from Jessey Lurky, Johnny Walker, Dylan Jacobs, and then to him. He gets arrested at gunpoint by the LSPD and is treated at Pillbox. Norm joins the PP Boys and many others to a pool party and then later a beach party to destress after events relating to Hollow Point. While at the beach party, Norm receives a tarot reading from River Trelawney, who describes his future as being murky. McKenzie develops a cold, and while chasing Assrack the Demon Licker, she gets a severe concussion and is admitted to Pillbox. Norm finds out McKenzie will need to undergo two brain surgeries and would require several days of rest and recovery. In the meantime, Dylan passes away due to a vehicular accident involving a taxi, and the serial killer, Devil's Rose, who primarily targets only women, begins to target Norm as a distraction to keep him away from Pillbox so Devil's Rose can get to McKenzie. Finding this out, Norm requests the LSPD to heighten security in and around Pillbox, and a brief misunderstanding between the LSPD and Pillbox staff prevents him from visiting McKenzie. After a few days, McKenzie is released from the hospital and Norm catches her up on events she missed, then attends Dylan's funeral. Several days after the funeral, Norm joins several others in their attempts to finish filming Dylan's first film at the movie studio.
* Dirk Rockhard, a DJ, city council member, and lawyer, got shot while DJing at a rave party several minutes before a tsunami. Lilly got kidnapped then is safe, Miles got shot, Rory resigns from the LSPD in protest, but later rejoins. Benny crashes his car near McKenzie, as she was standing outside the arcade, thinking she was April. Norm leaves the city with Kenzie and Ami, while others stay in the city, to then regroup at Zeb's place. They meet with Benny to clear up misunderstandings. Norm goes to the PD and hears that Kenz and Ami were put in danger with Kira, who is suspected of murdering a woman named Vicky. Kira walks free. Norm and Rory argue, McKenzie sees Ami shoot Kira. A shooting in front of the PD. Ami is arrested and served time in jail. Norm makes amends to everyone for prior events. Norm gets kidnapped while on his way to park his car at a garage, near the casino, and becomes a hostage in a bank robbery.
* Norm and McKenzie hear the city will begin opening up real estate and start house hunting. They set their sights on several houses in the Mirror Park area, and work with Zeb, who becomes the city's head of real estate, to purchase a house. Additionally, they both consult with Zeb to plan out opening their own businesses: McKenzie with The Slim Gym on Vespucci Beach and Norm with the Mirror Park Tavern.

#### New Beginnings in Mirror Park Arc

*07/08/2021 — 11/6/2021*

* His friends host a belated birthday party for Norm at the casino's terrace and he receives an Invetero Coquette sports car as a gift. McKenzie opens The Slim Gym and hires Norm as the gym’s “Humanity Resources” manager, assisting McKenzie with daily operations. Several days later, with Zeb’s assistance, Norm purchases the property at 224 West Mirror Park and surprises McKenzie with their new home.
* Norm and Hank start a campaign to save the band, Jimmy Eat World, about how they're under a curse, as they're always stuck in the middle and never stop singing. They begin the Twitter hashtag, #SaveJimmyEatWorld, then go to the LSPD, meet various people, and even get a tarot card reading to raise awareness.
* Norm works with Zeb to set plans for finances and staff management to acquire and open the Mirror Park Tavern. When Norm saved enough for a down payment for the tavern, Norm gains ownership of the tavern and invites several of his friends over to celebrate. At the city's first job fair, Norm meets, interviews, and hires Willowa Greene as the tavern's first bartender, who managed the tavern on its first day of opening on July 30th. After a successful first day opening, Norm and McKenzie interview and hire Vincent McCoy, Skye Blake, and Raven Hawthorne as additional bartenders. Norm reaches out to several of his friends for drink ideas to expand the tavern's menu offerings. Before going a week-long vacation in France, Norm and McKenzie give their bests wishes to T-Money, as he begins a new life on the east coast with the East Coast Cow Pies basketball team.

#### Spitter Family Conflict Arc

*08/19/2021 — 08/21/2021*

* After concluding a staff retreat with Mirror Park Tavern employees near the Alamo Sea, Norm meets and learns from Chad about his younger brother, Richard "Rider" Spitter, who was sent by their father to deliver an ultimatum: return back home to San Diego voluntarily with him or by force. Chad asked for 48 hours to make a decision and later decided he won't leave and will defend himself if needed. After spending some time discussing with McKenzie, including remembering the time Chad didn't hesitate going after Norm as they both fell off a building, Norm and McKenzie both decide they will join others to stand by and defend Chad. Soon after, Norm and McKenzie go to the courthouse and meets with a lawyer to write their wills.
* The next day, Norm spends the last several hours before the Spitter Brother's confrontation on a nostalgia trip around the city, stopping briefly at each location that hold special value to him, including recording a final video diary in the PP Arcade's basement, mentioning many of his friends he considers family and to continue living a normal life, in the event he does not survive. He later stops by the Tavern, informs his employees he'll be away to help a friend, and in the event things go wrong for Norm and McKenzie, to keep the dream of the Tavern being a relaxing place in the city alive.
* Hours before the confrontation, Norm heads to the AmmuNation to practice at the shooting range, and meets a few members involved in protecting Chad, and discuss the entire operation will be under the guise, and cover story, of all of them playing "lazer tag", to not raise suspicion. Later, they meet at the Arcade's basement for preparations, where plans and group roles are assigned to each member involved. Norm and McKenzie are assigned the role as lookouts. Chad decides to have all members wear pink camouflage suits and horse masks. Rules are set where they all stay grouped together, wearing the same aforementioned clothing, to make it difficult for Richard's group to identify which one is Chad; no one will shoot first; and to only act and respond in self defense. Four vehicles would be for cover and defensive purposes: Chad's van, V's van, Coach's Mesa, and Norm's Journey. Four vehicles would be for getaway purposes: Norm, Hank, John, and Chad's sports cars. They also learn where the confrontation will take place, the Kortz Arts Center in Pacific Bluffs. With minutes to go before they head out, T-Money returns to the city and surprises the group, and plans are modified to include him in.
* The group heads to the Kortz Center as a convoy, they stage briefly then roll in. As planned, they stay together as a group, waiting until Richard meets them. Chad confronts Richard and discussions fall through. As soon as Chad retreats back to the group, Richard's henchmen begin shooting. In the ensuing battle, Norm gets shot in both legs, McKenzie and many others are heavily injured. Police respond, EMS arrive to perform triage, transport and treat them at Pillbox. While Norm and others are recovering in the ICU, some of them with their walkie talkies still on them, hear Chad announcing he was shot, is recovering, killed Richard at a stadium, and had gone into hiding.
* After being released from Pillbox, Norm and others are detained, questioned by Rory and charged with obstruction of justice, with no jail time and a $2,000 fine for not telling the police about Chad's conflict, and subsequently released.

#### Moving Out East

*08/22/2021 — 11/6/2021*

* As Norm recovers from injuries sustained from the gun fight, involving Chad's family, Norm had hoped to return to a peaceful life of managing his tavern in Mirror Park. However, events involving the tavern's employees and patrons with serial killers and gangs causes the tavern to lockdown on several occasions, prompting Norm to consider hiring security. Additionally, the death of a former tavern employee and his dreams of losing McKenzie, following the Chad family conflict and a kidnapping by Granny Smathers, results in several arguments with McKenzie, where they are in disagreement over his plans of leaving the city, and if they would both leave together. Norm later goes to Pillbox to have a therapy session with Dr. Jarred. The session expands to be a couples therapy session when McKenzie joins later, and they resolve tensions between them.
* Norm attempts to return back to managing the tavern, taking time off by going fishing when he learns of Hank's new fishing business, meeting Barfo, and then decides to remain at home to think things over.
* Several weeks later, Norm accepts an invitation to attend Vincent and Gracie's wedding. He catches up with Hank, Ami, Linus, Teddy, Rory, Johnny, and many of his friends in the city, where he let them all know he and McKenzie would be leaving the city, heading back to New Hampshire, but promised to come and visit whenever they could. He also learns and congratulates Zeb on his recent victory on being elected mayor of Los Santos. While preparing for the wedding, he and Hank spend some time together and, with Hank behind the wheel, where they both nearly went into the ocean on one occasion. Hearing that Vincent and Gracie's wedding as an aquatic-theme, they decide that wearing a tuxedo with swimming trunks would be appropriate, but was quickly shot down by McKenzie and Ami and both of them were forced to change. At the wedding, Vincent and Gracie rickrolled those in attendance with their wedding vows, with V officiating the wedding, they later go to the casino for the after-party. While there, Norm says his last goodbyes and sends out his final tweet to the city.

* Before he leaves the casino, V slips Norm a small box into his pocket, noting he might need it later. He opens it and discovers it's a diamond ring. Norm thinks, in his head, he might need it during the flight back to New Hampshire. He and McKenzie go on a final drive to several locations around the San Andreas that held significant value to them, including: the pagoda, a location he thought would be a great place to hold Think Yoga classes when he first arrived in the city; Vespucci Beach, where the gym and where they had a few of their dates, the PP Arcade, and the lake up north in the county. Notwithstanding, McKenzie gets injured and Norm rushes her to Pillbox for treatment, to which she receives a cast on her leg. They both make their last trip to Mirror Park, Maze Bank Arena, and then the Los Santos International Airport. Just before they head in, Tony arrives to give them a final send off. Norm and Tony exchange a final "HR Win", before he and McKenzie head into the airport, to get on their flight with the diamond ring in his pocket...

## Jobs

* Part Owner of PP Boy Arcade (former)
* PP Boy Humanitaries Resource (former)
* Humanity Resources at The Slim Gym (former)
* Owner/Manager at Mirror Park Tavern

## Relationships

### Romantic

* McKenzie Williams aka Kenz (June 13th 2021-Current)

### PP Boys

* Thomas Beverly aka T-Money / D1
* Chad Spitter aka Thundercock / Charles
* Hank Jones
* Tony Canoli aka Crazy Tony

### Arcade Staff

* **Security**
	+ Ami Gah
	+ McKenzie Williams
	+ Billy Cyprus

* **Bartenders**
	+ Johnny Walker aka Jon the Bartender
	+ Natalia Stark aka Nat

* **Other**
	+ Zebadiah Ginswell **aka Zeb**
	+ Linus Kohn
	+ Dylan Jacobs †
	+ Pawblo Best Dog

### Mirror Park Tavern

* Willowa Greene
* Vincent McCoy
* Skye Blake
* Raven Hawthorne †
* Lori Lokadottir
* Mason Brook

### Neighbors

* Leon Kingston
* Hallelujah Goodwin

### Other Friends

* Rory Winters
* Jessey Lurky
* Joey Vick aka Vick
* Kara Rose
* Cupcake Garibaldi
* Daisy Winchester
* Gabriel Wraith aka Gabe
* Coach Daniels †
* Kiera Alcanthea
* Benjamin Deiheau aka Benny
* Joseph Dickson aka Joe

### Adversaries

* Granny Smathers
* Elmo Wuhtahvit

## Trivia

* Norm was constantly tripping when he ran until buying a new pair of shoes with his second outfit. Since then, Chad and V have helped Norm with some of his outfits.
* Norm has 2 outfits that include Pajama shirts he swears are dress shirts.
* Norm’s longest streak of days played without ending up downed is 2.
* Hank was the most common cause of Norm being sent to Pillbox.
* Prior to meeting Kenzie, Norm had been on one date in which he was asked out. The date ended after only a few minutes when Norm threw up on his date.
* Norm was named after his grandmother on his father’s side, Norma.
* Norm's callsign is Thinker with the PP Boys.
* Norm lived at 224 West Mirror Drive.
* Norm's Twitter handle is AbNormL.

## Quotes

* *"Y’know, it’s the way we say it up in the Northeast, we say farnarnchals sometimes."*
* *"Are you part of the City Kerncil?"*
* *"What’s your position at the arcade?" "Oh, I’m Humanitaries Resource!" "…huh?"*
* *"You’re walking on thin eggs, buddy!"*
* *"I just don’t understand these euphms sometimes."*
* *"Sometimes you just gotta close your ehys and take in the moment."*
* *"You know what they say, third time’s the… carrot?"*
* *"Ya just gotta fake it til you’re baked—wait! No!"*
* *"Do or don’t, or die. (No, don’t die.) Okay, do or don’t, don’t die… do, but don’t try."*
* *"We’re flying like a bat out of Michigan!"*
* *"Man, you’re a tough crack to nut!"*
* *"Sure ain’t nothing like some good think yoga to, ah, loosen the spine."*
* *"Aww! \*kisses cheeck\*"*
* *"Shh, keep that on the D-Low!"*
* *"I got sun burnt by your embarrassment!"*
* *"Assrack the Demon Licker… I don’t know what to say about this."*
* *"Are you supposed to start with your feet?"*
* *"Standing up to the Chief of Police is not something I had on my, um, my uh, Kringles card. (Agenda.) Yeah, that."*
* *"Well, you bounce back so I guess you’re in good cumbading—come, com—help me—company!"*
* *"Hopefully you'll soon be fit as a… fit as something that's fit."*
* *"It's so good, it made Tom throw up! …throw up his hands in celebration, I mean!"*
* *"Toosh! (Touche) Oh, right."*
* *"If he's gonna to put out the…the oak leaf, like, I figured I had to as well, and just put it out there. (…you know what, it's close enough.) (The oak leaf?) Yeah, like, the thing that means 'peace'? (Olive branch!) Ah, yeah, that."*
* *"What is a kink? Like when your shoelaces get into a knot?"*
* *"Alright, well I guess this is just a state of exinstence."*
* *"It was, ah, inverted psychology!"*
* *"What's wrong with your joints, do you need to go to Pillbox? (Uh.) Oh, do you mean the marijuana joint? (No, no, no, the marijuana.) I get, okay."*
* *"Pawblo, do you know Mrs... uh... Ms... Kiss... Kiss... Kissy... what's the cat's name? (Whiskers?) Whiskers! I need to sleep... I'm going to lay down for a second."*
* *"Yeah, I don't know if they've been surpassed, but yeah, something like that. (Yeah, suppressed.) Suppressed, yeah probably that."*
* *"You kinda look like the top of a... like one of those um... Barbie cakes? It's kinda what your outfit looks like, y'know?"*
* *"I'm trying to pick stuff up. So whenever something sounds too good to be true anymore, I'm usually pretty uh... supectical of it... skeptical of it."*
* *"You look like syrup on top of... clouds... in the sky."*
* *"Ami, did you know Kenz runs this place? (I don't run this place.) ...like the back of her hand! She put me on the list!"*
* *"I will be stealthy as a...something that's stealthy! ...Stealthy as a beaver!"*
* *"I look spiffy, but you're like...goddess-ly, you know?"*
* *"Nice little stripping mall right there, eh?"*
* *"Isn't there like a dude named, like, Dirt Devil, who's really good at hearing? (Uh... I think it's Daredevil.) Daredevil! Oh OK, that makes more sense than dirt."*
* *"Somebody else should be in the... can I get an... uh. An uh. Ooh. Um. A fight double? (Oh, like, a... stunt double person?) Yeah. Jon, you step in for me. I can't risk getting hurt. Kenz would kill me."*
* *"Somebody--I forget who--in town, told me that like, being apart...just strengthens your bonds and stuff? I think they said like "abstinence makes the heart grow fuller?" (Grow fonder?) Yeah. Maybe it was "absence." "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." (Probably.) I think we f-ed up the other one, if that was the case."*
* *"I'll try not to wake you up, but I'll definitely at least give you a, um, what do they call it, a uh, a pook, a pook on the cheek before I go? (A poke?) Well, it's my lips, like a kiss on the cheek? Y'know? They say it like a, uh, peck. That's it! A poke, a pook, peck.*
* *Yeah, well just be careful and um... make sure... to dot your T's and cross your I's."*
* *"He's made of like pooper machete, Chad!"*
* *"I have a lot of opium about it."*
* *"Oh, well, lemonar-er-lemonarily congratulations!"*
* *"I mean, I would love to be able to hire more people but it's just, uh, kinda like a small, little, what do they call it? A hole in the floor establishment?"*