Maximilian Lemp

—**Maximilian Lemp**, when he headshots American soldiers on The Beach with the Giant Wall of Sand.

**Maximilian Lemp**, also known as **Maxl** (lowercase L) or The Guy Who Makes The Fanta, is the past, current and forever owner of Fanta. He also always comes back whenever he dies, he just has to press respawn or wait 10 seconds and he'll respawn at the battlefield he was born in. Governments around the world have been trying to capture this guy and turn him into a super soldier, even Hitler's Ghost wanted him but possessing him requires killing him, so it would never work.

## Early Life

Maximilian just appeared one day, enlisted in one of the Burgewehr companies as an engineer and had the ability to manifest sandbags, tank traps, machine gun nests, and so much more, by striking a hammer at a place that was not occupied by anything.

### The Beach with the Giant Wall of Sand

This was Maxl's first battle, ever. He took hold of one of the MG42s and killed, like, 43 Americans before being blown up by an M8 Boomhauser. This was the first time he died and respawned at the battlefield base; little did he know how cumbersome this would become.

It was at this battle that he and his friend, Miervaldis Hassel, first created Fanta... or the precursor to Fanta: *Orangcola*, which was made of oranges (duh), Deutsch Blut und Boden, honey and honeycomb, corn syrup, liquified bullet casings from a Kar98k, oil from an exploded Puma, and Pepsi. He and Miervaldis shared Orangcola with their fellow soldiers and they liked the strong and bitter orange taste.

### Berlin

Maxl and Miervaldis were moved over to fight the Russians in Berlin where Maxl got shot and killed at least 86 times, 32 of those times being from T-34s and artillery boomshells.

Maxl and Miervaldis created a revision to the Orangcola, called: *Bepis Cola* (stylized, bEPIS), which was made of corn syrup, unexploded bomb juice, Russian blood (50% blood, 50% Vodka, 1% Urah), and fried and liquified Maus suspension. Since Pepsi was banned to export to Germany during World War II, Maxl wanted to call his new Orangcola, *Bepis*, and trick customers into thinking that it is just Pepsi.

Before Hitler was challenged to the rap battle, Maxl and Miervaldis quickly ran to the Herrbunker in Hamburg to get his opinion on the special Siegcola flavor of Bepis. Since it was partly watermelon flavored, Hitler said, "*Mein Gott... Siegcola ist Ausgezeichnet!*" Using this information, Maxl made more Siegcola to give to the Burgewehr soldiers so they could win. But they didn't win since there was not enough bullets to kill all the Russians.

## Post-War

Maxl and Miervaldis were executed by some random Russian soldiers for funsies, and they were executed again in the Nuremburg Trials for chemical warfare.

Maxl and Miervaldis continued to sell all the flavors of Bepis, including the Siegcola flavor, until PepsiCo found out about Bepis and they were forced to rename their company and soda. They thought about what they should rename it to in a thinking meeting:

"What's your favorite thing?"

"Fantasy video games."

"Fantasy. Fantasy? Fan-ta-sy? Fanta-Fanta? Fanta! That's the name of the company!"

"Gut idea!"

## Burger Rivalry

Maximilian loved burgers especially ones from Beard Burgers. He was their number one fan until in 1968, beenchurgers were invented by Hans Hanserburger, the owner of Beard Burgers. He didn't think something so stupid would be invented by the master genius Hanserburger, so he boycotted Beard Burgers and Out-N-In and other things the Hanserburgers owned.

He became a rival of Hanserburger when he made his first Fanta Fast Food restaurant right next to the first Beard Burgers in Hamburg, Germany, catching the eye of Hans himself. Hans knew something like this would fail, so he didn't do anything about it.

Fanta Fast Food sells Fanta, French fries, fizzy milkshakes, and sub sandwiches. It was actually the only place in Hamburg where sub sandwiches were sold, so it was actually successful. Hans didn't predict that Fanta store would become so popular, so he made a new burger called the Long Hanserburger, a long burger, and made a deal with PepsiCo to sell only Pepsi and Pepsi owned accessories at Beard Burgers and Out-N-In and other places owned by the Hanserburgers.

Fortunately for Max, Hans made the Long Hanserburger and the deal with Pepsi out of hate for Fanta, so customers went to Fanta Fast Food because Beard Burgers was starting to taste worse for some reason. Unfortunately for Max, Hans realized that he made the Long Hanserburger and the deal with PepsiCo out of spite for Fanta Fast Food and it was making everything taste worse, so he ended the Long Hanserburger and the deal with Pepsi and ended his rivalry with Max and Fanta and poured more love into his craft of burger cooking.

Unfortunately for Max, Hanserburger's hateful decisions was what kept his store afloat, so he had to make Hans enter the rivalry again, but he couldn't so he gave up and ended his rivalry. The only thing special about Fanta Fast Food was the fact that it was a Fanta Fast Food restaurant and sold sub sandwiches in Hamburg and got everyone's hands sticky after every meal.

## History Guy

Obviously, being Fanta famous and super old in 2045, he was a piece of living history, or, well, his brain was, so when he was murdered by some silly raccoon and came back, people finally got the idea to look into his history. They found that he was a Burgewehr soldier that could materialize things into existence using his hammer, invented Fanta on a battlefield, and was executed during the Nuremburg Trials.

With that information, he became ultra famous all over the world for being a real life Nazi zombie. But he didn't like being famous for being a guy who could totally tell what the somewhat average Burgewehr soldier experience during WWII, he wanted to be famous for Fanta and Fanta food products, so he tried to ignore every question about his WWII experience, ever and left the history stuff for Miervaldis to answer.

## Trivia

* Max has been killed 147 times throughout WWII
* He whacked Thanh, got sent flying out of the park, and lived to tell the tale
* He ~~doesn't~~ didn't like Beenchurgers or Hans Hanserburger until the Fanta flavor came out