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Fountain Pen

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**Fountain Pen** is a weak damaging, long-ranged Cog Attack, usually used by lower-levelled Cogs in battle.

## Description

The Cog pulls out a fountain pen and sprays ink at a target Toon. When the attack hits, the Toon's head is soaked in black ink and the Toon takes damage.

When the attack is avoided, the Toon ducks down, and the jet of ink misses entirely.

## Phrases

* *"Be prepared for some permanent damage."*
* *"Can you read my writing?"*
* *"Don't you hate it when this happens?"*
* *"Here, I'll use my pen."*
* *"I call this the plume of doom."*
* *"Let's ink this deal."*
* *"The pen is mightier than the sword."*
* *"The writing is on the wall now."*
* *"There's a blot on your performance."*
* *"This fountain pen has such a nice font."*
* *"This is going to leave a stain."*
* *"You should change."*
* *"You're going to need a good dry cleaner."*
Head Chef

**Preceded by:**

None

Chief Executive Officer

“*It keeps everything in 'mint' condition down in the Mints. You'd be hard-pressed (like the coins the Mint produces) to interrupt its work at any time.*”
―*The Cogs Volume 2*, Lullaby LibraryThe **Head Chef** is a special Cog on the Bossbots corporate ladder, acting as a mini-boss fight for Toons. They appear only in the Bossbot Clubhouse in Bossbot Headquarters, as part of the first round of the boss fight against the Chief Executive Officer. It is encountered together with the **Head Waiter**.

The Head Chef is a tall and stout Skelecog wearing a white Bossbot Waiter suit, and donning a chef's hat. It occupies only 1 square of space on the battlefield.

The difficulty of the battle with the Head Chef depends on the party's Variable Difficulty rating.

## Overview

*Main article: Chief Executive Officer*
The Head Chef forms part of the boss fight against the Chief Executive Officer, and is encountered together with the Head Waiter in the first phase of the boss battle. In battle, the Head Chef acts as a debuffer and healer for summoned Cogs, while the Head Waiter acts as a summoner and buffer for summoned Cogs.

Like with most Version 2.0 Cogs, the Head Chef has 2 phases - a suit phase and a Skelecog phase. Each phase has anywhere from 600 - 1,000 HP. In both phases, the Head Chef will have the same HP.

#### Passive Abilities

* **Flash Fry**: Toons hit by any of the Head Chef's attacks receive 33% less healing from all sources. This effect is removed once Toon-Up is used on a Toon.
* **Full House**: If there are four or more Cog Waiters on the battlefield, they passively receive healing equal to 20% of their maximum HP per turn.
* **Running The Pass**: If the Head Chef is attacked in a turn, it will gain one free use of **Positive Reinforcement** at the start of its Action Turn.

#### Head Chef Attacks

Randomly removes 2-3 Gags from a Toon's inventory.
 Family Feast
 Fired
 Firewall
Can be extinguished with Squirt Gags.
 Oil Spill
Toons walking over the oil are slowed by 33% for 2 turns. Toons that slip over the oil continue sliding through the whole patch of oil, and cannot control their movement.
Toons afflicted by Oil also take an additional 10 damage / T for 3T after being hit by any damaging attacks from the Head Chef.
 Positive Reinforcement
Juggling Balls

“*It's actually three ordinary rubber balls. You're the one actually doing the juggling and making Toons chuckle. No magic involved. Good on ya, Toon!*”
―*Goofy's Gag Gazette*, Toontown Library
The **Juggling Balls** is the level six Toon-Up Gag, which heals all Toons in a 4 Square radius. Once a Toon earns 10,000 skill points, he/she will gain the final Toon-Up gag, High Dive.

The Juggling Balls reveal when it is going to fail when the Toon trips up and drops all 3 balls.

## Customization Options

The following are available visual customizations for the Juggling Balls:
Dog

**Dog** is a Toon species, and one of the eleven Toon species in *Toontown Tactics*.

When dogs talk, they woof. If a dog uses a word that is not included in the whitelist for SpeedChat+, the word will be censored by "woof", "arf", or "rruff".

## Notable Dogs

> *Note: For a full list, see Category:Dogs*.
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Notable NPC Dogs include Flippy, J. S. Bark of the Minnie's Melodyland Playground and Tutorial Tom.
Barbara Seville

**Barbara Seville** is a cat NPC Toon. She lives and works at Shave and a Haircut for a Song on Alto Avenue in Minnie's Melodyland. She gives a ToonTask rewarding a +2 Laff Boost.

Barbara Seville is also a 3★ SOS Toon who uses a Foghorn in battle, and may assign Just For Fun ToonTasks to the player in exchange for Sound Gag Experience.

## ToonTasks

### +2 Laff Boost

* Visit Barbara Seville
* Visit Barber Bjorn at Crop Top Barber on Elm Street in Daisy Gardens
	+ Recover Scissors from Bloodsuckers (Anywhere, Low)
	+ Return to Barber Bjorn
* Return to Barbara Seville
* Visit Barber Bjorn at Crop Top Barber
	+ Recover Hair-Raising Hair Spray from Movers & Shakers (Anywhere, Medium)
	+ Return to Barber Bjorn
* Return to Barbara Seville
	+ Recover 5 Bottles of Shampoo from Pet Shops around Toontown
	+ Shampoo may be obtained by talking to a Pet Shop Clerk. Maximum 1 bottle from each playground's Pet Shop
	+ Return to Barbara Seville

## Trivia

* His name is a pun on "The Barber of Seville", an opera by Gioacchino Rossini.
Gear

Not to be confused with Cog Gears, **Gear** are special types of Clothing that augment a Toon's ability in battle. Toons can equip a wide variety of Gear to change their strategies in battle, or to give them passive bonuses that improve their ability to fight back against the Cogs. They are used alongside ToonTools, which are single use items in battle.

Toons only have one Gear slot, which they can obtain after doing ToonTasks for Coach Zucchini in Daisy Gardens. New Gear may be obtained either from Clarabelle's Cattlelog, Challenge Tokens or certain ToonTasks.

## Basic Mechanics

Gear exist as a separate category of Clothing, which cannot be sold, given away or destroyed. Toons can carry as many types of Gear as they like, but they can only obtain one of each. Each Gear corresponds to a specific Clothing slot: e.g. a Hat, or a Backpack; and replace the currently-equipped piece of Clothing.

Once a piece of Gear is equipped, the player cannot switch them out until the battle ends. The player also cannot get rid of Gear once obtained, but can access them through the Gag Shop, Shticker Book or in their home at the Estate.

Some Gear provide passive effects throughout battle, while some have active or triggered skill effects. Gear can be reused in battle, and Gear are not consumed when using them in battle. Gear also replace cosmetic effects or clothing articles placed over their specific costume component, e.g. Hypno-Glasses replaces all eyewear.

### Cooldown

Gear with active or triggered skill effects have various cooldown ("CD") periods where that effect cannot be used. This is to prevent the abuse of a powerful Gear mechanic: e.g. endlessly restocking Gags with the Gag-Tronic Mk I.

Unlike a ToonTool, when a Toon leaves battle, all Gear cooldowns are carried forward to the next battle.
Ellie Earphones

**Ellie Earphones** is a pig NPC Toon. She lives and works in The Deaf Star Music Store on Slumber Street in Donald's Dreamland. She is part of a ToonTask chain for Zari rewarding a +4 Laff Boost to the player.

## ToonTasks

### +4 Laff Boost

*Main article: Zari*
* Visit Zari at the House of Zzzzzs on Pajama Place, Donald's Dreamland
* Deliver a Zither to Ed at Ed's Red Bed Spreads on Lullaby Lane, Donald's Dreamland
* Return to Zari
* Deliver a Zamboni to Master Mike at Hit The Sack Fencing School on Pajama Place, Donald's Dreamland
	+ Defeat 50 Cashbots in Donald's Dreamland
	+ Return to Master Mike
* Return to Zari
* Visit Zen Glen at Dream Jobs Employment Agency on Pajama Place, Donald's Dreamland
	+ Defeat 15 Movers & Shakers (Anywhere)
	+ Return to Zen Glen
* Return to Zari
* Deliver some Zinnias to Verdant Val at The Green House in the Daisy Gardens Playground
	+ Help new Toons (45 Laff or less) to defeat 30 Cogs in Daisy Gardens
	+ Return to Verdant Val
* Return to Zari
* Deliver Zydeco Records to:
	+ DJ Morpheus at Sound Asleep Recording Studio on Pajama Place, Donald's Dreamland
	+ Ellie Earphones at The Deaf Star Music Store on Slumber Street, Donald's Dreamland
	+ Whispering Willow at Talking In Your Sleep Voice Training on Pajama Place, Donald's Dreamland
* Return to Zari
Deal Breaker

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**Deal Breaker** is a low-accuracy, high-damaging, close-ranged Cog Attack that has the added effect of stunning a Toon for 1 Turn. It is used by higher-tier Cogs in battle.

It is also currently the only Cog Attack in the game, used by regular Cogs, that completely disables a Toon for an entire turn.

## Description

The Cog reaches back, pulls out a large hammer with the words "CANCELLED" written on each long side of the hammer, and slams it onto the target Toon with considerable force.

When the attack hits, the Toon will be smashed to the ground, taking damage. When the Toon returns back to normal, stars appear above its head, signifying that it is stunned.

* Stunned Toons cannot act in any way: they can neither move on the battlefield nor use any Gags, ToonTools, Gear, SOS Toons, Pink Slips, or flee.
* Toons with the **Squire's Helmet** Gear from the Spamalot ToonTask series cannot be stunned even if the attack hits.

When the attack is avoided, the Toon jumps out of the way, and breathes a sigh of relief.

## Phrases

* *"Consider this our final offer."*
* *"For the avoidance of doubt, we reject your terms."*
* *"I am afraid we are no longer able to negotiate."*
* *"I cannot possibly agree to your terms."*
* *"I'll push you to your breaking point!"*
* *"I'm here to fix what's already been broken!"*
* *"That's it, I'm breaking off with you!"*
* *"The deal is OFF!"*
* *"We are not amenable to your sharing arrangements."*
* *"We're done being civil here."*
* *"You'll be hearing from my Lawbots soon."*

## Trivia

* Despite not having the highest base damage in the game (that title goes to **Restructure** used by a Level 16 Big Cheese), **Deal Breaker**'s high base damage combined with a stun effect puts it high as a contender for the strongest Cog attack in-game.
* It also has the lowest base Accuracy in the game, at 40% when used by a Level 7 Corporate Raider.
Embezzle

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**Embezzle** is a high-damaging, close-ranged Cog Attack that has the added effect of stealing two to three of a Toon's strongest Gags. It is usually exclusively by Cashbots in battle, and is an upgrade to the Pick Pocket Cog Attack.

## Description

The Cog's right arm extends to where the Toon is and tries to reach the Toon's pocket.

When the attack hits, The Cog grabs a large money bag from the Toon's pocket in his right hand, shakes it briefly and then puts it in his pocket. The Toon takes damage, and loses two to three of their strongest Gags from its Gag Pouch.

When the attack is avoided, the Toon jumps out of the way.

## Phrases

* *"Allow me to... partition some of your assets now."*
* *"As they always say, property is theft."*
* *"I'm just trying to reduce your tax liabilities."*
* *"It'd be a shame if someone just... took your hard-earned Gags."*
* *"Just another 'honest' day's work!"*
* *"Of course you can trust me, what could possibly go wrong?"*
* *"One for me, none for you."*
* *"Steal from the rich, but don't give to the needy."*
* *"The management is not responsible for lost items."*
* *"Think of it as 'involuntary lending'."*
* *"Think of it as 'prolonged borrowing'."*
* *"You can safely deposit your money with me now."*
* *"You'll never see it coming."*
* *"You won't be needing this..."*
* *"Your fortunes are my fortunes now."*
Crunch

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**Crunch** is a high damaging, low-medium accuracy Cog Attack, dealing damage and disabling a Toon's Throw Gags for 1 Turn. It is the Signature Cog Attack of the Number Cruncher.

## Description

The Number Cruncher pulls out a pile of colored numbers and throws them at a target Toon.

If the attack hits a Toon, they are crushed by the numbers falling on them, taking damage and tripping repeatedly. Toons hit also cannot use Throw Gags for 1 Turn.

If the attack misses, the Toon jumps to the side, avoiding the attack entirely.

## Phrases

* *"Crunch on this!"*
* *"I hope you're ready for crunch time."*
* *"I pack quite a crunch."*
* *"I'll crunch you like a can."*
* *"I'll give you something to crunch on!"*
* *"It sounds like you're getting crunched!"*
* *"It's crunch time!"*
* *"Looks like you're in a crunch."*
* *"Which do you prefer, smooth or crunchy?"*
DJ Morpheus

**DJ Morpheus** is a bear NPC Toon. He lives and works in the Sound Asleep Recording Studio on Pajama Place in Donald's Dreamland. He is part of a ToonTask chain for Zari rewarding a +4 Laff Boost to the player.

## ToonTasks

### +4 Laff Boost

*Main article: Zari*
* Visit Zari at the House of Zzzzzs on Pajama Place, Donald's Dreamland
* Deliver a Zither to Ed at Ed's Red Bed Spreads on Lullaby Lane, Donald's Dreamland
* Return to Zari
* Deliver a Zamboni to Master Mike at Hit The Sack Fencing School
	+ Defeat 50 Cashbots in Donald's Dreamland
	+ Return to Master Mike
* Return to Zari
* Visit Zen Glen at Dream Jobs Employment Agency on Pajama Place, Donald's Dreamland
	+ Defeat 15 Movers & Shakers (Anywhere)
	+ Return to Zen Glen
* Return to Zari
* Deliver some Zinnias to Verdant Val at The Green House in the Daisy Gardens Playground
	+ Help new Toons (45 Laff or less) to defeat 30 Cogs in Daisy Gardens
	+ Return to Verdant Val
* Return to Zari
* Deliver Zydeco Records to:
	+ DJ Morpheus at Sound Asleep Recording Studio on Pajama Place, Donald's Dreamland
	+ Ellie Earphones at The Deaf Star Music Store on Slumber Street, Donald's Dreamland
	+ Whispering Willow at Talking In Your Sleep Voice Training on Pajama Place, Donald's Dreamland
* Return to Zari
Installer Wizard

**Preceded by:**

Software Simian

Root User

“*Transcending regular software abilities, their coding skills look like pure magic. Be wary of their next acts, for you never know when they'll make you disappear.*”
―*The Cogs*, Toontown Library
The **Installer Wizard** is the seventh Cog on the Techbot corporate ladder, and is a building-only Cog. Installer Wizards appear in higher floors of Cog Buildings, and are commonly found in the Techbot Server Rooms and Techbot Mainframe.

## Battle Starting Phrases

* *"It is recommended you do not continue."*
* *"This process may take a few minutes."*
* *"Please save all Toons before you continue."*
* *"Warning: Installation may delete a few crucial Toons."*
* *"Manual override required."*
* *"I can be a real wizard at eliminating problems like you."*
* *"Click Next to meet your doom."*
* *"It is recommended that you close Toontown Tactics now."*
* *"Error 404: Toon Found."*
* *"It's time to magic you away."*
* *"Most would say I have the magic touch."*
* *"And for my next trick, I'll make you disappear!"*
* *"Do you believe in magic? You're about to need it now."*
* *"No magic will save you this time."*
* *"You shall not pass."*

## Battle Rejecting Phrases

* *"Error: Cog not available."*
* *"Error: Cog late for meeting. Please try again later."*
* *"Unable to Install. Please try again later."*

## Attacks

### AI Behavior

* 4 Square movement range
* Primarily ranged attacks
	+ Will keep about a 2-3 Square distance if too far away or close to Toons
	+ Will set up Firewalls if Toons are too close
	+ Uses Buffer Overflow when Toons are clustered together
	+ Usually notices and walks around Traps
* Will stay near other Cogs to use Firmware Upgrade
	+ Uses Antivirus on groups of lured Cogs.
* Attempt to flank Toons and use obstacles as cover
* Will hide behind obstacles when in direct line of sight with Toons

## Cog Disguise Promotions

* Level 1 - 560 Encrypted Files
* Level 2 - 720 Encrypted Files
* Level 3 - 880 Encrypted Files
* Level 4 - 1,040 Encrypted Files
* Level 5 - 4,800 Encrypted Files
Ahab

**Ahab** is a cat NPC Toon. He lives and works in Ahab's Prefab Seacrab Center on Seaweed Street in Donald's Dock. He is a critical NPC Toon, giving the ToonTask rewarding the final Gag training for either Lure, Drop, Throw or Squirt in Donald's Dock.

## Appearance

Ahab is a royal blue Cat with a chef like appearance. He wears a white chef's hat and apron with a King Crab image imprinted on it. Beneath the apron, he wears a blue flower shirt with pink shorts, and white oxford shoes.

His shop resembles a seafood market, and has various freezers and water tanks containing nothing but crabs of different varieties. On the largest tank, behind his counter, you can see a large Old King Crab.

## ToonTask

### Final Gag Training (Donald's Dock)

* Visit Ahab
* Visit Claggart at Claggart's Clever Clovis Closet, Lighthouse Lane
	+ Recover a Crusty Chef Hat from Ambulance Chasers (Anywhere, High)
	+ Return to Claggart
* Deliver a Crusty Chef Hat to Mrs. Starch at Wet Suit Dry Cleaners, Barnacle Boulevard
	+ Defeat 8 Level 3+ Cogs in Donald's Dock
	+ Return to Mrs. Starch
	+ Minigame: similar to Match Minnie, press the arrow keys in the right order to calibrate the washing machine to the right settings. Starts out at 3 key presses, ends at 8.
	+ Return to Mrs. Starch
* Deliver a Clean Chef Hat to Ahab
* Visit Cal Estenicks at the Poop Deck Gym, Barnacle Boulevard
	+ Defeat 12 Bossbots in Donald's Dock
	+ Return to Cal Estenicks
* Deliver a Crab Scale to Ahab
	+ Defeat a 2+ story Cog Building in Donald's Dock
	+ Return to Ahab
Bash

**Bash** is a close-ranged, high-damaging Cog Attack that has the added effect of knocking a Toon back and dealing additional damage if the Toon collides with an obstacle. It is used predominantly by higher-tier Techbots.

## Description

The Cog pulls out a keyboard, wielding it with both hands like a baseball bat, and aiming once at the Toon's head. It then swings backward and swings out with great force, hitting the target Toon.

If the attack hits, the Toon is thrown back rapidly, flinging it backwards by 3 squares and dealing damage.

* Toons that collide with any obstacle take bonus damage.

If the attack is avoided, the target Toon ducks out of the way as the attacking Cog spins wildly by a half-turn, and falls onto the floor.

## Phrases

* *"And they don't call me a 'keyboard warrior' for nothing."*
* *"I command you to begone!"*
* *"I'm about to give you Shellshock."*
* *"It's clobbering time!"*
* *"There'll be nothing left of you but an empty shell."*
* *"This is what we call a 'force exit'."*
* *"This system admin is about to bash you into submission."*
* *"We're going to brute force this rogue code now."*
* *"You'll wish you weren't Bourne-again when we're done with you."*
* *"You're about to enter a world of pain."*

## Trivia

* **Bash** is named after the Unix shell and programming language "Bash", and is commonly used to run commands in the Unix command processor and from files, known as shell scripts.
	+ Some of the quotes used during the attack reference both the Bourne-again shell, a pun on the Bourne shell that Bash replaces for the Unix operating system, and the Shellshock security vulnerability in Bash, discovered in 2014.
* The phrase "It's clobbering time!" is a reference to The Thing from Marvel's The Fantastic Four.
* **Bash** deals the highest damage out of all Cog Attacks if a Toon collides with any object or obstacle, and when used by a Level 16 Root User: at 34 + 7 = 41 damage.
	+ Without colliding into any obstacle, **Restructure** deals the highest single target damage in the game from a regular Cog, dealing a whopping 39 points of Laff from a Level 16 Big Cheese.
	+ Restructure is followed closely behind by a Level 16 Mr. Hollywood's Deal Breaker, dealing 37 damage along with a stun.
Ann Oyeing

**Ann Oyeing** is a mouse NPC Toon. She lives and works at The Irritation Game on Ragtime Road in Tempus Town. He gives a ToonTask rewarding a +1 Laff Boost to the player.

## ToonTasks

### +1 Laff Boost

* Visit Ann Oyeing
	+ Recover a Wingdings Typewriter from Legal Eagles (Anywhere, Low)
	+ Return To Ann Oyeing
* Visit Feather Duster at Tickle Machines on Silly Street in Toontown Central
	+ Recover 26 Springs from Level 9+ Cogs (Anywhere, Medium)
	+ Return to Feather Duster
	+ Recover 26 Keyboard Keys from Bean Counters (Anywhere, Guaranteed)
	+ Return to Feather Duster
* Deliver a fixed Wingdings Typewriter to Ann Oyeing
Detective Lima

**Detective Lima** is a dog NPC Toon. He lives and works in Spill the Beans Detective Agency on Oak Street in Daisy Gardens. He gives a ToonTask rewarding Teleport Access to Daisy Gardens.

## ToonTask

### Teleport Access: Daisy Gardens

* Visit Detective Lima
	+ Investigate the Sellbot HQ Courtyard
	+ Return to Detective Lima
	+ Defeat 5 Sellbots in Sellbot HQ
	+ Return to Detective Lima
* Visit Judge McIntosh at Apples & Oranges Debate Society
	+ Recover Sellbot Blueprints from Level 4+ Sellbots in Sellbot HQ (Medium)
	+ Return to Judge McIntosh
* Return to Detective Lima
	+ Minigame: Players will be presented with a Sellbot HQ Courtyard Map with various entrances to facilities in blanks. They have to fill in the blanks by identifying the following facility names with their corresponding locations:
		- Sellbot Aerodrome
		- Sellbot Towers
		- Sellbot Factory
* Recover a Sellbot HQ Key from Minglers (Anywhere, Guaranteed)
* Return to Detective Lima
Flower Pot

“*I'm a little flowerpot, short and stout. Drop me on Cogs and take them out!*”
―*Goofy's Gag Gazette*, Toontown Library
The **Flower Pot** is the level one Drop Gag. It deals heavy damage to a Cog at medium range, and with low accuracy. As with most Drop Gags, it does not require a direct line of sight with a target Cog.

The Flower Pot is one of the three Gags given to the player at the start of the game, from the Toon-torial. Once a Toon earns 20 skill points, he/she will gain the Sandbag.

## Trivia

* In the Toon-torial, Tutorial Tom uses Flower Pots with perfect Accuracy to finish off Cogs that the player failed to defeat in one turn.
* Flower pots are the second strongest level 1 gag, following the Banana Peel.
* During Christmas time, the flowers are replaced with red flowers with green leaves.
Dolce Banana

**Dolce Banana** is a monkey NPC Toon, and one of the key storyline NPCs in the Aloha Atoll Playground. She works at the Copa Banana Beach Resort in the Aloha Atoll Playground. She gives the first ToonTask to the player rewarding a Level 3 Strength Gag Booster.

## ToonTasks

### Gag Booster: Level 3 Strength

* Visit Dolce Banana
* Defeat any Cog with a Briefcase Modifier
* Return to Dolce Banana
* Defeat any Cog with an Accessory Modifier
* Return to Dolce Banana
* Visit Laura Lye at The Tinkering Tiki in Aloha Atoll's Playground.
	+ Recover 5 Unique Gears from Cogs with Cog Modifiers (Anywhere, Guaranteed)
	+ Recover Medical-Grade Glue from a Spin Doctor (Anywhere, Guaranteed)
	+ Return to Laura Lye
* Deliver a Level 3 Strength Gag Booster to Dolce Banana

## Quotes

### Misc

* Welcome to the Copa Banana! We're the hottest spot north of Havana!
* No, I'm sorry, we don't do banana-free desserts here.
* Copa Banana - the one resort where we encourage monkeying around!
Charlie Chortle

**Charlie Chortle** is a horse NPC Toon. He works and lives in the Chortle Cafe on Loopy Lane in Toontown Central. He is part of a ToonTask given by Madam Chuckle, rewarding a +3 Laff Boost.

## Quotes

### ToonTask

* Eh? Flyers advertising lower prices than the Laughter Hours Cafe? Nonsense, we've been pegging our prices to theirs the whole time!
* I've never even made flyers; how could we- wait a minute. Give me that flyer... The font looks typewritten. It's made by the Cogs!
* It must be those darn Cashbots. Ever since I told them this business is not for sale... Okay, let's gather all of those flyers back. I remember seeing about 6 more of those Cashbots carry the flyers. If you could get them back for me, I'll destroy the flyers, and nobody is fooled by this whole shenanigan.
* Say, kid. You do a good job clearing up those Cashbots. Let's have you run on back to Madam Chuckle now. Don't want to keep her waiting.
Alice

**Alice** is a mouse NPC Toon. She lives and works in Alice's Ballast Palace on Lighthouse Lane in Donald's Dock. She is part of a ToonTask line for Melville, rewarding teleport access to Donald's Dock, and also gives a ToonTask rewarding a +3 Laff Boost.

## ToonTask

### +3 Laff Boost

* Visit Alice
	+ Recover a Schooner Key from Level 4+ Cogs in Donald's Dock (Medium)
* Return to Alice
* Deliver the Schooner Key to Keyser Loste at Schooners, Sooner: Boat Rentals in Barnacle Boulevard.
	+ Recover a Yacht Key from Level 6+ Cogs in Donald's Dock (Medium)
* Return to Keyser Loste
* Deliver a Ballast Pre-Order to Alice
* Deliver a Heavy Ballast to Keyser Loste
	+ Defeat 6 Cogs in Donald's Dock
* Return to Alice
Claire de Loon

**Claire de Loon** is a duck NPC Toon. She lives and works in the Night Owl Pet Shop on Pajama Place inDonald's Dreamland. She gives a ToonTask to upgrade the player's Gag Pouch to a Medium Backpack carrying 80 Gags.

## ToonTasks

### Medium Backpack (Carry 80 Gags)

* Visit Claire de Loon
* Go Fishing for the following:
	+ A King Crab (Any Variety)
	+ A Moon Fish (Any Variety)
	+ A PB&J Fish (Any Variety)
	+ A Pool Shark (Any Variety)
	+ A Star Fish (Any Variety)
* Return to Claire de Loon
* Collect 6 Blobfish
	+ Blobfish may be obtained by talking to Pet Shop Clerks.
	+ A maximum of 1 Blobfish may be obtained per Playground.
* Return to Claire de Loon
* Visit Kathy Nip at Cat Nips And Cat Naps on Slumber Street, Donald's Dreamland
	+ Recover 10 Scratching Posts from Root Users (Anywhere, Medium)
	+ Return to Kathy Nip
* Deliver Scratching Posts to Claire de Loon
* Visit Snooty Sinjin at St. Bernard's Kennel Club on Walrus Way, The Brrrgh
	+ Recover 5 Doodle Collars from 4+ Story Lawbot Buildings (Anywhere, Guaranteed)
	+ Return to Snooty Sinjin
* Deliver Doodle Collars to Claire de Loon
* Defeat 5 4+ Story Techbot Buildings (Anywhere)
Gag Pouch

A **Gag Pouch** refers to a certain amount of total gags that Toons can carry. The larger the pouch, the more gags a Toon is able to carry. Toons start with an ordinary gag pouch, which allows them to carry up to 20 gags. You can increase the size of your pouch by completing certain ToonTasks.

## Trivia

* A gag pouch doesn't physically exist in the game.
* Despite being generally known as a gag pouch, some of the ToonTasks refer to gag pouches as "backpack" and "bag" when the capacity increases further.
* In Donald's Dreamland, you must complete two ToonTasks for gag pouches, which are offered one after another.
* The first two ToonTasks for gag pouches increase the capacity by 5, whereas the last six increase it by 10.
* Level 7 gags do not count towards the gag count, therefore Toons with 7 of these can hold a total of 97 gags.
Jon E. Cash

**Jon E. Cash** is a crocodile NPC Toon. He works and lives in the Seed Bank in the Daisy Gardens Playground.

Players can approach him to obtain their Daily Bonus, or to redeem their Gift Codes, just like Nickel Beck in the Toontown Bank in Toontown Central's Playground. He is also part of a ToonTask chain for S. Cargo awarding the ability to Carry 3 ToonTasks.

## Trivia

* Jon E. Cash is a pun on the American singer and songwriter, Johnny Cash.
	+ He shares the same pun with an NPC Toon in The Brrrgh: Johnny Cashmere
* All NPC Toons capable of giving the Daily Bonus have the following in common: they are male, and have a pun on their names relating to both money and musicians:
	+ Toontown Central: Nickel Beck
	+ Daisy Gardens: Jon E. Cash
	+ Minnie's Melodyland: Forty Cent
	+ Donald's Dreamland: Bill E. Ray
Captain Carl

**Captain Carl** is a duck NPC Toon. He lives and works in Dime & Quarterdeck Bank on Barnacle Boulevard in Donald's Dock. He gives a ToonTask rewarding a Gag Pouch carrying 30 Gags.

## Appearance

Captain Carl is a short tan Duck wearing a black eyepatch with a ("$") symbol on it. He also wears an orange T-shirt and purple plaid shorts.

His shop is a small Bank with various Jellybean Jars arranged on shelves or hanging off the ceiling. He has two blackboards in the building, one with the words "Loony Loans Programme" written, and the other with an IOU chart. On the chart are other Donald's Dock NPC names such as Billy Budd, Linda Landlubber and Keyser Loste.

## ToonTask

### Large Gag Pouch (30 Gags)

* Visit Captain Carl
* Visit Doctor Squall at Out to See Optics
	+ Recover Eyeglass Frames from Flunkies in Donald's Dock (Low)
* Return to Doctor Squall
	+ Recover 2 Prescription Lenses from Flunkies in Donald's Dock (Medium)
* Return to Doctor Squall
* Return to Captain Carl
	+ Defeat 5 Double Talkers, Anywhere
* Return to Captain Carl

## Quotes

### ToonTask

* Arr, shiver me lazy eye! You came just in time, (player name). I'm having some difficulty seeing - in fact, I think I'm seeing double.
* Be a dear and pop over to Doctor Squall? She might have some lenses for me. I'd go by myself but I'm expecting a client really soon. Doctor Squall is at Out to See Optics, on this very street.
* The glasses work amazing! They do make me look a bit like a Flunky, but eh. Can't be picky.
* Jeepers peepers, I'm still seeing double! Wait - maybe it's just the Cogs that make me see double. (player name) - you know those Double Talkers? Yeah, the scary ones with the two faces? I'd like you to defeat 5 of those to set my mind at ease.
Downsizer

**Preceded by:**

Micromanager

Head Hunter

“*Expert Toons recommend getting rid of them quick - when their attacks start to come down, you're going down.*”
―*The Cogs*, Toontown Library
The **Downsizer** is the fifth Cog on the Bossbot corporate ladder. Downsizers appear in all playgrounds except Toontown Central, and their levels range from five to nine.

## Battle Starting Phrases

* *"Don't ask me to lay off."*
* *"Expect diminishing returns".*
* *"I might have to make a few cutbacks."*
* *"I'll cut out all of your redundancies."*
* *"Inefficiency will not be tolerated."*
* *"It's time to constrict your operations."*
* *"Let's Downsize."*
* *"Someone's down on their luck today."*
* *"Things are looking down for you."*
* *"Why do you look so down?"*
* *"You're going down!"*
* *"You've just become expendable."*
* *"Your options are shrinking."*

## Battle Rejecting Phrases

* *"Battling you will be too inefficient.."*
* *"Pick on someone your own size."*
* *"You are too small of a problem for me."*
* *"I have more important things to manage."*

## Attacks

### AI Behavior

* 3 Square movement range
* Primarily ranged attacks
	+ Will keep about a 2-3 Square distance from players if possible
	+ Will use Downsize when players are too close
	+ Sometimes notices and walks around Traps
	+ Uses Conference Call when injured, and there are <4 Cogs on the battlefield
		- Rarely, it may use Conference Call on a full battlefield
* Attempt to stay behind other Bossbots

## Cog Disguise Promotions

* Level 5 - 680 Stock Options
* Level 6 - 890 Stock Options
* Level 7 - 1,100 Stock Options
* Level 8 - 1,310 Stock Options
* Level 9 - 5,500 Stock Options
Code Monkey

**Preceded by:**

Script Kiddie

Voodoo Programmer

“*Give enough monkeys typewriters, and you get these guys. Their tinkering abilities have earned them a spot among the elusive Techbots, and annoyance from unlucky Toons.*”
―*The Cogs*, Toontown Library
The **Code Monkey** is the second Cog on the Techbot corporate ladder. Code Monkeys appear in all playgrounds, and their levels range from two to six.

## Battle Starting Phrases

* *"Enough monkey business."*
* *"This is all part of my code."*
* *"You're interrupting my work!"*
* *"It's time you quit monkeying around."*
* *"Nobody is going bananas today."*
* *"I forbid you from going ape here."*
* *"Watch your step, it's a jungle out here."*
* *"I'm not just some monkey on a typewriter."*
* *"Have you no code of honor?"*
* *"You just threw a monkey wrench in my code."*
* *"They say I'm a chimp off the old block."*

## Battle Rejecting Phrases

* *"I've no time for monkey business."*
* *"Have your people call my people."*
* *"Pick on somebody your own size."*

## Attacks

### AI Behavior

* 3 Square movement range
* Will attempt to stay near allied Cogs to use Overclock
	+ Will keep about a 2-3 Square distance if too far away from Toons
	+ Never walks around Traps
* Will create Obfuscates when in direct line of sight with Toons
* Attempt to cluster near other Techbots

## Cog Disguise Promotions

* Level 1 - 200 Encrypted Files
* Level 2 - 250 Encrypted Files
* Level 3 - 300 Encrypted Files
* Level 4 - 350 Encrypted Files
* Level 5 - 1,200 Encrypted Files
Gag Boosters

**Gag Boosters** are a new mechanic introduced in the Aloha Atoll expansion. These are special items that are attached to individual Gags, which improves their carrying capacity or Gag potency.

## Basic Mechanics

A Gag Booster is essentially an item that can be attached to a particular Gag outside of battle (note: they cannot be changed in battle). Each Gag Booster item the player owns can be placed on a Gag using the Shticker Book.

Gag Boosters have a corresponding level, and can only be attached to a Gag of a specific level. For instance, a Level 3 Strength Booster can only be attached to a Level 3 Gag.

There are two types of Gag Boosters: Strength Boosters and Capacity Boosters.

* Strength Boosters increase the potency of a single Gag by 10% (organic bonus). Note that this stacks with any organic bonuses your Gag already has. For Lure Gags, this improves their Accuracy by 10%.
* Capacity Boosters increase the carrying capacity of a Gag by 1.

A player cannot use more than one of the same Gag Booster on a single Gag, however they can mix different Gag Boosters. For instance, if the player uses a Level 4 Strength Booster on a Seltzer Bottle, it can also use a Level 4 Capacity Booster.

There are also Gag Boosters +, which are upgraded versions of regular Gag Boosters. Strength Boosters + increase Gag potency by 20%, whereas Capacity Boosters increase carrying capacity by 2.

## Obtaining Gag Boosters

The following Gag Boosters can be obtained by completing each playground's ToonTasks:

* 3 x Level 3 Strength and Capacity Boosters
* 3 x Level 3 Strength and Capacity Boosters +
* 3 x Level 4 Strength and Capacity Boosters
* 2 x Level 4 Strength and Capacity Boosters +
* 2 x Level 5 Strength and Capacity Boosters
* 2 x Level 5 Strength and Capacity Boosters +
* 3 x Level 6 Strength and Capacity Boosters
* 2 x Level 7 Strength and Capacity Boosters

A total of ten Gag Boosters can be obtained in each Playground in the Aloha Atoll expansion. The breakdown is as follows:
Greasy Greg

**Greasy Greg** is a monkey NPC Toon. He works and lives in the Grease Monkeys Cleaning Company on Tickle Terrace in Toontown Central.

Greasy Greg is a SOS Toon with the Toons Hit ability, and is also part of a ToonTask line for Gearhead Gertie, rewarding a Medium Gag Pouch to carry up to 25 Gags.

## Appearance

Greasy Greg is a crimson red Monkey wearing safety goggles, yellow rubber gloves and boots, a yellow T-shirt and blue jean shorts.

His shop resembles a large garage, with a rusty TUV located on one end. Various cleaning supplies, including an animated broom and mop, can be seen around.

## SOS Toon

Greasy Greg is a 1★ Toons Hit SOS Toon with the ability to make all Gags have perfect accuracy for 1 turn. This ability affects all Toons across the map.
Hyde Ration

**Hyde Ration** is a raccoon NPC Toon. He lives and works at Watering Cannons: Extreme Gardening on Maple Street in Daisy Gardens.

Hyde Ration is an SOS Toon using Squirt Gags in battle, and may give ToonTasks rewarding Squirt Gag Experience. He also gives a ToonTask rewarding the first Gag Animation Frame for Squirt Gags in Daisy Gardens.

## ToonTask

### Squirt Animation Frame 1

Hyde Ration first gives a lecture about Squirt Gags and their use in battle. He then reveals a Cog dummy a few squares away from him, and uses a Seltzer Bottle on it, knocking it over.

Following which, he sends the player on the following ToonTask:

* Fish for Water in any Playground Fishing Pond (Common)
* Return to Hyde Ration
* Recover 4 Flowers from Daisy Gardens' Hedge Maze
	+ Flowers are obtained by clicking on specific hedges in the Hedge Maze sporting yellow flowers. These spawn at random.
	+ Return to Hyde Ration
* Defeat 10 Level 3+ Cogs in Daisy Gardens
* Return to Hyde Ration

## SOS Toon

Hyde Ration is a 2★ Squirt SOS Toon, using the Seltzer Bottle in battle on all Cogs in a 6 square radius, dealing 27 damage, and bonus damage if the Cogs are lured.
Chicken Boy

**Chicken Boy** is a duck NPC Toon. He lives and works in the Pea Soup Cafe on Walrus Way in The Brrrgh. He gives a ToonTask rewarding a +1 Laff Boost.

## ToonTasks

### +1 Laff Boost

* Visit Chicken Boy
	+ Minigame: He will give you 4 quiz questions relating to ballgame sports that you have to answer correctly. Failing which, the player may "restart" the quiz by defeating 12 Cogs in The Brrrgh.
* Recover a Soccer Ball from one of the following (Anywhere, Low):
	+ Head Hunters
	+ Money Bags
	+ Two-Faces
* Return to Chicken Boy

### Quiz Questions

Note: All correct answers are listed in **bold**.

* How many players are there on a soccer team?
	+ Six, Eight, Ten, **Eleven**
* Which of the following is not a basketball position?
	+ Forward, Power Forward, **Power Backward**, Point Guard
* Which of the following sports is not played with a stick?
	+ Hockey, Lacrosse, Polo, **Tennis**
* Which of the following sports is not played with a ball?
	+ **Badminton**, Golf, Rugby, Tennis
* In bowling, hitting all ten pins with the first ball is known as a ...?
	+ Ace, Hole-In-One, **Strike**, Spare
* In bowling, hitting all ten pins with two balls is known as a ...?
	+ Ace, Hole-In-One, Strike, **Spare**
* Which of the following is not a term used in tennis?
	+ Ace, Deuce, **Serve Point**, Match Point
* What is the color of the cue ball in 8-ball pool?
	+ Black, **White**, Yellow, Red
Mack A. Rail

**Mack A. Rail** is a rabbit NPC Toon. He lives and works in Deck the Halls Design on Lighthouse Lane in Donald's Dock. He gives a Just For Fun ToonTask rewarding the Cattlelog Furniture Style: Submarine.

## ToonTask

### Unlock Cattlelog Furniture Style: Submarine

* Visit Mack A. Rail
* Visit Captain Blue at Blue's Cruises in the Donald's Dock Playground
	+ Recover a Sonar Unit from Name Droppers (Anywhere, High)
	+ Recover a Periscope from Voodoo Programmers (Anywhere, High)
	+ Return to Captain Blue
* Visit Alice at Alice's Ballast Palace on Lighthouse Lane
	+ Recover 6 Ballast from Cog Buildings in Donald's Dock (Guaranteed 1 per Cog Building floor)
	+ Return to Alice
	+ Deliver Ballast to Mack A. Rail
* Collect Yellow Paint from any NPC Buildings in Toontown Central
	+ Yellow Paint can be collected by entering buildings painted yellow. A yellow paint can should spawn in the corners of these buildings
	+ Return to Mack A. Rail
* Defeat 10 Cogs in Donald's Dock
Mary

**Mary** is a horse NPC Toon. She works in Mary's Go Around Travel Company on Silly Street in Toontown Central. She gives a ToonTask rewarding teleport access to Toontown Central.

## ToonTask

### Teleport Access: Toontown Central

* Visit Mary
* Visit Postmaster Pete at the Toontown Post Office, Loopy Lane
	+ (One of the following Tasks is selected at random)
		- Recover a Package from Level 3+ Bossbots (Anywhere, High)
		- Recover a Package from Level 3+ Cashbots (Anywhere, High)
		- Recover a Package from Level 3+ Sellbots (Anywhere, High)
* Visit Mary
	+ Defeat the following:
		- 3 Cogs on Loopy Lane
		- 3 Cogs on Punchline Place
		- 3 Cogs on Silly Street
		- 3 Cogs on Tickle Terrace
	+ Return to Mary
High Dive

“*Only the gutsiest of Toons are willing to take the plunge. But really, that glass of water is a lot deeper and wider than you think it is.*”
―*Goofy's Gag Gazette*, Toontown Library
The **High Dive** is the level seven Toon-Up Gag, and the final gag in the Toon-Up track.

Like all level seven gags, after Toons obtains 10,000 skill points in Toon-Up, the skill points meter converts to 500 to Go. It cannot be obtained in gag shops, and if you use it, you must get 500 skill points or collect the gag in your garden to get more.

The High Dive reveals when it is going to fail when a Toon only climbs halfway up the ladder before jumping into the glass of water.
Anna

**Anna** is a duck NPC Toon. She lives and works in Anna's Cruises Travel Agency on Tenor Terrace in Minnie's Melodyland. She gives a ToonTask rewarding the ability to carry 300 Jellybeans.

## ToonTasks

### Carry 300 Jellybeans

* Visit Anna
	+ Recover Lumber Jack's Ticket from Glad Handers (Anywhere, Low)
	+ Return to Anna
* Deliver Lumber Jack's Ticket to Lumber Jack in Timbre! Equipment for the Singing Lumberjack on Baritone Boulevard
* Return to Anna
	+ Recover Tabitha's Ticket from Keyboard Cowboys (Anywhere, Low)
	+ Return to Anna
* Deliver Tabitha's Ticket to Tabitha in Ursatz for Really Kool Katz!
* Return to Anna
	+ Recover Barry's Ticket from Micromanagers (Anywhere, Low)
	+ Return to Anna
* Deliver Barry's Ticket to Barry in The Baritone Barber on Baritone Boulevard
* Return to Anna
* Defeat 15 Cogs in Minnie's Melodyland
* Return to Anna
Estelle

**Estelle** is a rabbit NPC Toon. She works and lives in Estelle's Estate Upgrades in the Daisy Gardens Playground.

Estelle provides various paid upgrades for a Toon's Estate, including decorations, increasing the number of spots to plant trees, to moving an Estate to different locations.

## Appearance

Estelle is a tall, pink Rabbit wearing a cream colored T-shirt and a denim skirt. She is seen with a large sunhat with a rose blooming on it, and a backpack containing a large protruding shovel.

## Estate Upgrades

### Personal Upgrades

The following upgrades only affect your Toon's part of the Estate, and not the other Toons on your account.

#### House Sizes

Purchasing a House Size Upgrade disables moving furniture around your house for 48 hours, while the house size is being upgraded. However, the player Toon and all friends may still visit and use the premises.

 Medium (3 Rooms)
 Large (4 Rooms)
 Huge (5 Rooms)

### Estate Upgrades

Note: For Estate Upgrades exceeding 100,000 Jellybeans in cost, the remainder will be divided among the Jellybean Banks of all Toons in your Estate.

#### Aesthetic Upgrades

Aesthetic Upgrades may be switched at any time for free by talking to Estelle.

 Fishing Dock Upgrade (Marble)
 Fishing Dock Upgrade (Marble and Gold)
 Central Fountain Upgrade (Marble)
 Central Fountain Upgrade (Colored Marble)
 Central Fountain Upgrade (Clan Colored Marble)

### Relocating Estate

The following upgrades change the theme of your estate (e.g. to a wintery theme). After purchasing a theme, Toons within a single Estate can change their theme for free through Estelle once every week. Themes have no effect on the Estate other than its aesthetics.

Note: For Estate Upgrades exceeding 100,000 Jellybeans in cost, the remainder will be divided among the Jellybean Banks of all Toons in your Estate.

 Tropical
 Cherry Blossom
 Futuristic
 Candyland
The Hogwarts Herald

The Herald logo

> *"We at the Hogwarts Herald today would like to emphasize that our first and primary focus is on journalistic integrity."*
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> — from Issue 4 of the Herald
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The Hogwarts Herald is (Model) Hogwarts' school newspaper. It is released every two OOC weeks during the school year, or every two IC months.

## History

The Herald was started by Gilderoy Lockhart in his time at Hogwarts due to his desire to see his name in print. While the Herald under his guidance was of dubious quality, the students in the club now are more or less dedicated to releasing articles with more journalistic integrity.

## School Club

The Herald is a club available for students to participate in during their time at Hogwarts. The Herald has a channel where they post new articles, as well as a separate server for the club members to plan articles. Anyone can join the Herald whenever they'd like during the school year, as the more the merrier!

During the 2016-2017 and 2017-2018 school years, the Herald was run by Kate Wallace and Alexandra Pelekai. During 2018-2019 and 2019-2020, the Herald was run by Estelle Martin and Ivy Su.

In order to join the Herald, go to **#hogwarts-herald**, click on the pins, and find the link to the server! You can also use this link right here: **https://discord.gg/QGGWXWy** . Then, once you're there, you can use our Lockhart bot and type **.rank [role]** to see our club member channels!

Our FAQ and all the rules about joining can be found in the **#information** channel, and all announcements and old issues can be found in **#announcements**.

## Previous Issues

### 2017-2018 School Year

* #02
* #03
* #04

### 2018-2019 School Year

* #05
* #06
* #07
* #08
* #09

### 2019-2020 School Year

* #10
* #11

## Regular Columns

### Humans of Hogwarts

> *"You see, I'm... well, I'm doing this column. Interview column thingy. It's called Humans of Hogwarts. I sort of like... ask people about themselves, and take a picture of them with my magic camera, and they give me a little blurb thing, just whatever story they want to share..."*
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> — Estelle Martin trying to describe her column
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Humans of Hogwarts is an interview column by Estelle Martin. For every edition, she chooses a student randomly and asks them to share a story, memory, opinion, or fact about themselves. She also takes a picture of them with her magical camera.

OOC, the option is given to either have their character drawn or to provide their own image.

Characters featured in the column:

* **Issue 3:** Brantome Maberry
* **Issue 4:** Lorenzo Stronghart
* **Issue 5:** Valeria Chovnik
* **Issue 6:** Sage McGovern
* **Issue 9:** Noah Morris Brown

### Bad Advice From Purple

Bad Advice From Purple is a column by an anonymous Gryffindor fifth year, known only as Purple.
Banana Peel

“*Watch and learn, here's the deal: it's Slippen Slide and her Banana Peel!*”
―*Goofy's Gag Gazette*, Toontown Library
The **Banana Peel** is the level one Trap Gag. It can be thrown up to 2 Squares away, and remains inert until a Cog steps over it, taking heavy damage. Once a Toon earns 20 skill points, he/she will gain the Rake.

## Customization Options

The following are the available visual customizations for the Banana Peel:

## Trivia

* The flavor text from *Goofy's Gag Gazette* references Lazy Town's song, "We Are Number One". It also references the SOS Toon and shopkeeper Slippen Slide.
Jackboot

**Preceded by:**

Whistleblower

Witch Hunter

“*If you can't convince, confuse. These sneaky Specialists are great at misdirecting and misinforming Toons, leaving them befuddled in battle.*”
―*The Cogs*, Toontown Library
The **Jackboot** is the third Field Specialist Cog on the Lawbot corporate ladder.

They appear in Cog Buildings, infrequently in the Lawbot Headquarters Courtyard, District Attorney's Offices, the Lawbot Courthouse, on any street with a Lawbot Field Office, and on any streets with Lawbots after the Aloha Atoll expansion. Their levels range from six to thirteen.

## Appearance

The Jackboot has a muscular Cog body, and dons a large custodian helmet traditionally worn by British police officers, covering the top half of its face. It has a metallic blue face with a grimace.

In battle, the Jackboot's role is a highly mobile and aggressive tank. It is able to pursue a single Toon with ease, and absorb and deal large amounts of damage from various Gag tracks.

## Battle Starting Phrases

* *"All officers, be advised, we have a 700N alert."*
* *"I want you to put your hands down and walk towards me very slowly."*
* *"Resistance is futile."*
* *"Step away from that Gag!"*
* *"You know jack squat about obeying the law."*
* *"You're getting the boot."*
* *"You're going to get stomped hard."*
* *"You're in need of a re-boot."*
* *"You're out of line!"*

## Passive Abilities

* **Adaptive Armor**: For each additional Gag track that is used on the Jackboot beyond the first in a given turn, it gains 20% damage resistance for that turn.

## Attacks

### AI Behavior

* 4 Square movement range
* Primarily ranged attacks
	+ Will keep about a 2-3 Square distance from players if possible
	+ Usually notices and walks around Traps
* Attempts to flank the player
	+ Seldom charges player head on
	+ Will hide behind obstacles when in direct line of sight with Toons

## Trivia

* A Jackboot is someone who uses bullying tactics, especially to force compliance