Midas

Okay I'm gonna just summarize this shit because it's longer than the wait at checkout at Walmart.
**About me**

* People thought I was a boy. I'm not lmfao
* I got married and divorced like 18-20 times

* My Discord and Reddit exist because I wanted to be a fake simp. Didn't work.

## Midas

### Gender

Female

**Main Servers - Agency Squad**

Maya brought me and everyone else here. We made an alliance with the Authority and all that. It was pretty lit. Met Lust on Reddit. He's still one of the most awesome people I've met. We abandoned this place for Hype House, where some..\*cough\*..questionable shit happened....

**Hype House**

Oh god, this place...Ugh, where do I start? So, Skye and Meowscles were fucking in the chat. A lot. I met Aura, talked to her, and she attempted to do the same to me. We have a daughter named Marigold, apparently. Anyways, I married a different Meowscles, then me and Skye "lost our memories", got married, dated out of RP, and have been broken up since Hell 2. She's doing great now, and I'm happy for her. Oh yeah, forgot to mention: There was a war in the Mafia and I was adopted by Raptor. He's still my dad to this day.

**Hell 2**

I hated this place so much. OKAY SO, it started out with us "entering a rift" from Hype. Then, Jonesy took care of Hope, Skye's daughter. I met Scientist here, and I should've kept my gender hidden lmfao. He began simping like crazy (it's not as bad anymore), and I pronounced him blocked and deleted. Felt bad and friended him again. I met Ploops-3 on Reddit at this time. Lobster was the server owner at the time, but after some shit went down, everyone evacuated to my first server, which became Noodle's server.

**Hell Hospital (Aka Shadow Squad)**

Hell Hospital! I miss this place! So I made it as some sort of back up server, and didn't expect it to be needed, but to be honest, I think having a back up was a good idea. Lobster was banned, but me and him still talked. He tried to get me to help fake his suicide. When that didn't work, he made like Thanos and said he'd do it himself. I'm still traumatized, but I know he didn't really die. Ploops was pissed. Like, very...Eventually, Noodles decided to have an anger stroke and deleted the server. We didn't have a server for like an hour lmao. Arsonist made Retard Row, and it's awesome.

**Retard Row/Moyai Meadow**

Noodles didn't want to join, so we didn't add him. He does vibe in HellBois though. After William sucked his own silly willy, I wanted to be banned so I never returned to this place. Arson deadass banned me, and Raptor came in and unbanned me. So, go Raptor, #1 Dad. lol. This place is fun sometimes.

**Alternative Servers - Vibe house**

Oh, the place that was the main inspiration for HellBois...Yeah I absolutely love this place. Or..loved. It's gone now. This server was owned by Chaos Agent. He's a damn good server owner, although he did try bringing Lobster back. That was before he knew the stuff he did. Scientist simped BIG TIME here. I got to know Ploops more, and told him I love him. That was 5 months ago. We were together until May. I also got to know Lust more (took a LOT to convince him to join Discord), and I feel like he's one of my best friends. Well, until I realized something that made me question this. No big deal, though.

**HellBois**

This server is pretty fun. Most of my friends are here, both from VH and RR. It's like a crossover event. A joke went wrong and my relationship almost crashed worse than it ever could. We got it back on track, but Sci is Simpentist once more. I worry about that boy sometimes lmfao. My mom saw what was going on (NSFW, sex jokes, weird shit, etc.), got super pissed, and almost made me break up with Ploops and abandon my friends. She then saw that they mean a lot to me, and said I could keep talking to them. Oh yeah, recently me and Skye Simp got together. He's perfect :)