Dark Souls 3

*"I created the bonfires! Nobody else!"*
―*Black Wizard (James)*

**Dark Souls 3** is a series in which James and Aleks play Dark Souls 3. While playing the game, James and Aleks will dress in RP appropriate costumes.

## Trivia

* *James created 4 estus flasks, one Mountain Dew and the other Vodka mixed with other unknown liquids. The other two are unknown.*
* *Dark Souls 3 is the second official series on the channel.*
* *This series is the longest lasting gameplay series on the channel.*
* *James had started playing Dark Souls 3 on his own channel but stopped when playing it on Cow Chop.*

## Quotes

* ***"I created the bonfires! Nobody else!** - Black Wizard*
* ***"This one's pretty good"** - Aleks **"Yea, it's Mountain Dew"** - James **"Yea, it tastes like it"** - Aleks*
* ***"What the fuck was that James? Or Black Wizard. I'm not really sure what character your playing as right now"** - Aleks*
* ***"Stop being treasure hunter! We don't need this shit!"** - James*
* ***"Ohhhhh! He's wavin'! He's like see ya you fukin' nerd! Get back to your own world!"** - James*
* ***"The Highest of Orders are always the deepest ones that run within the blood of the enemies."** - Black Wizard*
* ***"Don't throw any shit at her, man. She seems like a tough, tough bitch. Sorry to any bitches out there."** - Aleks*
* ***"It's as if fate decided to shit in your mouth and call it a day"**  James, to Aleks*
* ***"What about a stratosphere, what's that?"** - James **"That's like the outer layer of Earth's uh....oxygen system"** - Aleks*
* ***"Aaaah! Dude, that was right in my fucking cornea! Holy shit James, you almost made me blind from a fucking pineapple!"** - Aleks*
* ***"It is so awful to be sitting on the same couch as you. Smelling you. Smelling the smell of dried milk and potatoes"** - Aleks, to Black Wizard*
* ***"He (High Lord Wolnir) almost pulled me into the afterrealm. I can't make use of this dark power, Apprentice Wizard"** - Aleks*
* ***"Oooooooh this is a new approach called: get fucked!"** - Brett*
* ***"This invisible wench is going to stab you in the back, through the heart, up your esophagus, and out your mouth"** - Black Wizard, to Aleks*
* ***"But he's leaving, no...you didn't find out how big his dick was."** - James*

## Translations

***At the bottom of the description in each Cow Chop video there are two phrases, both in a different language that are sometimes related to that video. | The following are the translations for each video.***

***NOTE:* Some of these are meant to not make any sense.**

**CHARACTER CREATION | Episode 1**

**BIRDS AND BONES | Episode 2**

**DUAL WIELDING SHIELDS | Episode 3**

**GANKING TIME | Episode 4**

**VALENTINES DAY CARDS | Episode 5**

**SUMMONING MAD PHANTOM | Episode 6**

**MORE LORE | Episode 7**

**GREATWOOD TRIALS | Episode 8**

**ONION KNIGHT | Episode 9**

**GRANITE MILDRED | Episode 10**

**GENOCIDE RUN | Episode 11**

**EASIEST BOSS FIGHT | Episode 12**

**MILLHOUSE | Episode 13**

**PINEAPPLES | Episode 14**

**MAGGOTS | Episode 15**

**STORM RULER | Episode 16**

**ONION MAIDEN | Episode 17**

**THE RED ONE | Episode 18**

**WARRIOR OF SUNLIGHT | Episode 19**

**KMART POPE | Episode 20**

**CROSSFIT | Episode 21**

**ABYSS WATCHERS | Episode 22**

**BOSS BUDDY | Episode 23**

**ABYSS WATCHERS: FINAL ROUND | Episode 24**

**HIGH LORD WOLNIR | Episode 25**

**ONE MORE SOLID HIT | Episode 26**

**DISNEY WORLD FROM HELL | Episode 27**

**THE** **POOP THROWERS | Episode 28**

**YHORM THE GIANT | Episode 29**

**PONTIFF SULYVAHN | Episode 20**

**BLIND RUN | Episode 31**

**ALDRICH, DEVOURER OF GODS | Episode 32**

**NOT SO TINY DANCER | Episode 33**

**STRATEGY GUIDE BONFIRE | Episode 34**

**CORRUPTED DRAGONS | Episode 35**

**THE PERSISTENT SLAYER | Episode 36**

**APPRENTICE WIZARD RETURNS | Episode 37**

**HOMEMADE BONFIRES | Episode 38**

**THE FINAL FIGHT | Episode 39**