Timeline of History

The following is a comprehensive timeline of major historical events in chronological order.

## BC era

* c.5000 BC - The Earth is created[*possibly before*]
* c.1000 BC - Earliest recorded interaction between Humankind and Skeletons.
* c.300 BC - The Romans colonise the British Isles.
* 10 BC - People start to wonder what the calender has been counting down to all this time.

## AD era

* 0 - Jesus Christ is born in Palestine.
* c.30 - Jesus Christ is crucified. Christianity begins.

* c.5th century - The Romans mysteriously vanish from the British isles.
* c.510 - The English emerge from underground and claim the surface.
* 570 - The prophet Muhammad is born.
* 927 - The Kingdom of England is founded.
* 942 - The Kingdom of Scotland is founded.
* 1055 - Wales is founded.
* 1402 - John Bones is born.
* 1428 - Vlad Țepeș is born.
* 1555 - Dracula-Co is created by Count Dracula.
* 1616 - William Shakespeare dies.
* 1618 - William Shakespeare is reanimated as a Skeleton.
* 1643 - The ownership of unicorns is made illegal.
* 1667 - Unicorns officially declared extinct.
* 1669 - William Belmont is born.
* 1707 - The United Kingdom is formed.
* 1730 - The cobblers revolt.
* 1748 - John Bones storms Oxford university.
* 1748 - John Bones is executed.
* c.1750 - Skelly is born.
* 1756 - The Skeleton rights reformation act is passed.
* 1776 - The United States commits high treason and breaks away from the British Empire.
* 1852 - The second Skeleton rights act was passed.
* 1865 - America decides Slavery is bad.
* 1914 - World War 1 begins.
* 1918 - World War 1 end.
* 1922 - Ireland leaves The United Kingdom.
* 1939 - World War 2 begins.
* 1945 - World War 2 ends.
* 1952 - The WWWF (later WWF) is founded.
* 1966 - Action Man is born
* 1969 - The Moon is Colonised by the United States.
* 1984 - Pajama Man is introduced as the mascot for an American propaganda campaign.
* 1990 - Pajama Sam is born.
* 1996 - MayRey is born.
* 1996 - The Pajama Sam incident.
* 1998 - The company Goats4U is founded.
* 2002 - The WWF changes it's name to WWE.
* 2008 - MayRey joins Youtube under the name "NotMayRey"
* 2010 - A-276 is created.
* 2015 - The Great Purge.
* 2016 - Donald Trump is elected President of the United States.
* 2017 - MayRey begins Hormone Replacement Therapy.
* 2018 - The human race achieves the unthinkable and launches a car into space
* 2020 - Mars declares it's independence.
* 2021 - Mars is colonised by Americans.
* 2026 - Sir Patrick Stewart shows signs of aging
* 2029 - Portugal disappears into a time rift.
* 2077 - Nuclear war between the United States and China happens in a video game.
* 2250 - Pluto attempts to colonise Earth.
* 2480 - Portugal reemerges from the time rift, all of 30 seconds had passed for them.
* 3000 - Phillip J. Fry is unfrozen.
* 4622 - Real Pokémon are discovered in the smoldering remains of Belgium.
* 5000 - Earth president John Henry Quark is arrested for trying to sell the planet to aliens.
* 5640 - Gender is abolished.
* 10,000 - A unicorn named Hope is cloned.
* 22,000 - Chernobyl is declared safe to enter.
* 22,001 - Chernobyl no longer safe to enter.
* 100,000 - The United Planetary Alliance is dissolved after the invasion of Dimension X.
* 1 billion - Danish is declared a dead language.
* 5.5/apple/26 - The Sun expands, destroying the Earth.

## Undated events

* Darkness is born.
* The founding of The Land of Darkness.
* The founding of Genericsberg
* The destruction of Genericsberg