Opening/In a World of Our Own (Sally, Amy, and Cosmo Version)

Alice in Wonderland Parodies Studios presents....

Sally Acorn, Amy Rose, and Cosmo the Seedrian in Wonderland

Singers: **Sally Acorn, Amy Rose, and Cosmo the Seedrian in Wonderland**

Male Singers: **How do you get to Wonderland?**

Singers: **Over the hills or underland**

**Or just behind a tree?**

**When clouds go rolling by**

Male Singers: **They roll away and leave the sky**

Singers: **Where is the land beyond the eye**

**The people cannot see?**

**Where can it be?**

Male Singers: **Where do stars go?**

**Where is the crescent moon?**

Female Singers: **They must be somewhere in the sunny afternoon**

Singers: **Sally Acorn, Amy Rose, and Cosmo the Seedrian in Wonderland**

Female Singers: **Where is the path to Wonderland?**

Singers: **Over the hill or here or there**

**I wonder where**

*(One sunny day in London, England, there were a lot of activities in the park. Kids were either playing games or fishing in the pond. Sitting in front of a tree was a 15 year old girl with fair skin, straight, long, black, hip-length hair with purple highlights, dark purple eyes, and wearing a light gray formal sleeveless vest over a white short-sleeved sailor fuku (That is dark green with red linings) with a dark red ribbon tied in the center, a gray miniskirt, white knee-high socks, and black shoes. She is Sailor Mars, or Rei Hino (Or Raye) by her friends, and she was currently reading a history book)*

Raye: (Reading the book) “…leaders, and head been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Murcia and Northumbria declared for him, and even Stigand….”

*(Raye was cut off when a girl’s foot waved at her face)*

Raye: (Annoyed) Sally, Amy, Cosmo!

*(Sitting on a branch were three young female Mobians. One of the young female Mobians is a 6 year old humanoid female squirrel/chipmunk hybrid with brown fur, long red hair tied in a braid, a tan upper face, muzzle, throat, underbelly, and underside of her tail, a black nose, blue eyes, and wearing a gold tiara with blue sapphires, a light blue cropped tube top with short, off-the-shoulder sleeves, a gold necklace, light blue harem pants, and gold yellow Arabian shoes. She is Princess Sally Acorn. The second young female Mobian is a 5 year old humanoid female pink hedgehog with short pink hair-like quills, peach skin, a black nose, green eyes, and wearing a red headband, white gloves, gold ring bracelets, a lime green short-sleeved blouse with poofy sleeves, a white Peter Pan collar and neck rims, an orange miniskirt, white socks, and periwinkle and white converse shoes with orange laces. She is Amy Rose, Sally’s little sister. And the last young female Mobian is a 4 year old female plant-like creature with light green skin, green hair with fuchsia almost-budding roses on each side, aqua blue eyes, and wearing mint blue short-sleeved blouse with poofy sleeves, a white Peter Pan collar and frilly sleeve rims, a blue kilt, periwinkle frilly, knee-length pantalettes, white socks, and black Mary Jane shoes. She is Cosmo the Seedrian, Sally and Amy’s little sister. Right now, Cosmo was making a daisy chain rather than listening to Raye. Accompanying them on a branch was a male dark-blue-furred kitten with green eyes, triangular ears with pink interiors, white markings on his paws, muzzle, underbelly, and tip on his tail, a black nose, and small black whiskers. He is Robespierre, Sally, Amy, and Cosmo’s pet talking cat)*

Sally, Amy, and Cosmo: (Confused) Hmmm?

Sally: (Bored, yet realizing) Oh, we're listening.

Amy: (Bored, yet realizing) Go ahead, Raye.

Cosmo: (Bored, yet realizing) Continue.

*(As Cosmo continued making her daisy chain, Raye continued reading)*

Raye: (Reading) “And even Stigand, the archbishop of Canterbury, agreed to meet with William and offered him the crown.”

*(Meanwhile, Cosmo placed her completed daisy chain on Robespierre’s head, making her, Sally, and Amy chuckle)*

Raye: (Reading) “William's conquest at first was mo….”

(*She got cut off by Robespierre, who had just shaken off the daisy chain and onto her head as the three girls continued chuckling*)

Raye: (Impatiently) Girls!

(*The girls stopped chuckling and turned to Raye, who removed the fallen daisy chain from her head*)

Raye: (Impatiently) Will you three kindly pay attention to your history lesson?!

Sally: (Apologetically) We're sorry, Raye.

Amy: But how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?

Cosmo: Yeah.

Raye: My dear children, there are a great many good books in this world without pictures.

(*The girls simply rolled their eyes*)

Amy: In this world, perhaps.

(*She and her two sisters leaned back against the tree trunk*)

Cosmo: (Dreamily) But in *our* world, the books would be nothing but pictures.

Sally: My sentiments exactly!

Raye: Your world? *(Scoffs)* What nonsense. Now....

(*Then an idea sprung in the girls’ heads*)

Girls: "Nonsense?”

Raye: Once more, from the beginning….

(*Sally picked up Robespierre and set him on her lap*)

Sally: That's it, Robespierre! If Amy, Cosmo, and I had a world of our own, everything would be nonsense.

(*Robespierre nodded in agreement with a shrug*)

Robespierre: I guess.

Amy: Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't.

(*This perplexed Robespierre, who shook his head in confusion*)

Robespierre: What?!

Cosmo: And contrary wise, what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

Robespierre: (Shakes his head) No.

(*The three girls jumped down to the ground, and Raye was too busy reading to notice*)

Sally: In our world, you wouldn't say, "No." You'd say, "Yes, Princess Sally, Miss Amy, and Miss Cosmo."

(*They curtsy to demonstrate*)

Robespierre: Oh, I wouldn't do that.

(*Sally picks up Jiji as she and her younger sisters started to walk away*)

Amy: Oh, but you would.

Cosmo: You'd be just like people, Robespierre, and all the other animals too.

(*Sally put Robespierre down in a field of flowers*)

Sally: Why, in our world....

(*She begins to sing*)

Sally: **Cats and rabbits**

**Would reside in fancy little houses**

**And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers**

(*Sally drops a flower on Robespierre and he bats it away. Sally, Amy, and Cosmo lie down in the flower field*)

Sally: **In a world of our own**

*(Now, it was Amy’s turn to sing)*

Amy: **All the flowers**

**Would have very extra special powers**

**They would sit and talk to us for hours**

**When we're lonely in a world of our own**

(*A bluebird lands on a tree branch and begins to chirp as Cosmo took her turn to sing*)

Cosmo: **There'd be new birds**

**Lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds**

(*The bird goes to a small pond and splashes around in it*)

Cosmo: **Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds**

(*The bird flew back to the branch and dried itself off*)

Cosmo: **Within that world of our own**

*(Then all three girls sang together)*

Sally, Amy, and Cosmo: **We could listen to a babbling brook**

**And hear a song that we could understand**

(*Then Sally, Amy, Cosmo, and Robespierre lied down on the riverbank as the three formers finished the song*)

Sally, Amy, and Cosmo: **We keep wishing it could be that way**

**Because our world would be a wonderland**

(*As the song ended, Sally, Amy, and Cosmo dreamily touched a river, and their reflections rippled*)

***Coming up: Sally, Amy, and Cosmo encounter three ducks, one a half-plant, half-duck creature and two ordinary, and follow them to see what they're late for. Then once down the rabbit hole, the adventures in Underland, or Wonderland as they mistakenly called it, have begun.***