"The Remains of the Day"

This is how "The Remains of the Day" goes in The Mandalorian Meets the Corpse Bride.

[In the Land of the Dead, the Mandalorian and Victor wake up]

Alfred: New arrivals.

Emily: They must've fainted. Are you alright?

The Mandalorian: What happened?

Alfred: By Jove, man. Looks like we've got ourselves breathers.

Mrs. Plum: Do any of them have dead brothers?

Skeleton Boy: They're still soft!

[Victor and the Mandalorian get back up]

General Bonesapart: A toast, then! To the newlyweds and our special guest.

The Mandalorian: Wait. Newlyweds and special guest?

Emily: In the woods, you said your vows so perfectly.

The Mandalorian: I did? [sighs] Oh, boy. I did.

Paul: Bonjour!

[The Mandalorian and Victor see Paul]

Paul: Coming through, coming through. My name is Paul, I am the head waiter. I will be creating your wedding feast.

Maggot: [pops out of Emily's eye] Wedding feast, I'm salivated.

Victor Van Dort: [gasps]

The Mandalorian: What is that?

Emily: Maggots. [giggles]

The Mandalorian: Okay, that's enough. [ignites the Darksaber] I need some questions, now.

General Bonesapart: Answers.

The Mandalorian: What?

General Bonesapart: I think you mean answers.

The Mandalorian: Thank you, right, answers. [to Emily] I need answers. What's going on here? Where are we? Who are you?

Emily: Well, that's kind of a long story.

Bonejangles: What a story it is. A tragic tale of romance, passion, and murder most foul!

General Bonesapart: This is gonna be good.

Bonejangles: Hit it, boys.

[The light turns green as a skeleton plays a piano and Bonejangles sings]

Bonejangles: Hey, give me a listen~

You corpses of cheer~

At least those of you~

Who still got an ear~

I'll tell you a story~

Make a skeleton cry~

Of our own jubiliciously~

Lovely Corpse Bride~

Corpses: Die, die, we all pass away~

But don't wear a frown~

Because it's really okay~

You might try and hide~

And you might try and pray~

But we all end up~

The remains of the day~

Bonejangles: That's right~

Well, our girl was a beauty~

Known for miles around~

When a mysterious horned stranger~

Came into town~

He was plenty good-looking~

But down on his cash~

And our poor little baby~

She fell hard and fast~

When her daddy said no~

She just couldn't cope~

So our lovers came up~

With a plan to elope~

Corpses: Die, die, we all pass away~

But don't wear a frown~

Because it's really okay~

You might try and hide~

And you might try and pray~

But we all end up~

The remains of the day~

Bonejangles: That's right~

Okay~

Oh, yeah~

Come on, boys, pick it up~

Yeah~

Like it~

Okay, Chancy, take it~

Yeah~

Yeah~

That's nice~

So they conjured up a plan~

To meet late at night~

They told not a soul~

Kept the whole thing tight~

Now, her mother's wedding dress~

Fit like a glove~

You don't need much~

When you're really in love~

Except for a few things~

Or so I'm told~

Like the family jewels~

And a satchel of gold~

Then next to the graveyard~

By the old oak tree~

On a dark foggy night~

At a quarter to three~

She was ready to go~

But where was he?~

And then?~

Bonejangles: She waited~

And then?~

Bonejangles: There in the shadows, was it her man?~

And then?~

Bonejangles: Her little heart beat so loud~

And then?~

Bonejangles: And then, baby, everything went black~

Now, when she opened her eyes~

She was dead as dust~

Her jewels were missing~

And her heart was bust~

So she made a vow~

Lying under that tree~

That she'd wait for her true love~

To come set her free~

Always waiting for someone~

To ask for her hand~

Then out of the blue~

Comes this groovy young man~

Who vows forever~

To be by her side~

And that's the story~

Of our Corpse Bride~

Corpses: Die, die, we all pass away~

But don't wear a frown~

Because it's really okay~

You might try and hide~

And you might try and pray~

But we all end up~

The remains of the day~

Bonejangles: Yeah~

[The Mandalorian and Victor run outside]