Ted

* Alive
* Dead

Theodore “Ted“ McDoodle  is one of the main characters in 60 Seconds! and 60 Seconds! Reatomized. He is the husband of Dolores and the father of Mary Jane and Timmy.

Ted is 1/2 of the playable characters in the scavenging section of the game. If Ted fails to reach the fallout shelter in time, he will dive to the floor and the player will be given the "The End" screen. This happens even if all other family members got into the shelter on time.

## Appearance

Ted is male with an overweight physique and of Black hair. He wears a white shirt, a swamp green overcoat, a swamp yellow tie and gray trousers. When Ted goes insane, a sock puppet presumably being one of his own socks, will appear on Ted's left hand, it corresponds with Ted, for example it will have a stitch if Ted fatigued orhave bandages if Ted is injured. After Ted's death, his remains will appear skeletal, but weirdly still have hair.

## Trivia

* When Ted is insane for too long, his sock puppet will "convince" him to leave the shelter.
* Ted's facial hair will grow throughout time from a stubble to a lumberjack beard, it not only is a visual effect as it can trigger the beard shaving Event when fully grown.
* If Ted goes crazy, it will eventually lead to him destroying the Map, Water Bottle, a Soup Can, or the Gas Mask.
* Ted is actually a very caring Father/Husband, as shown in one of the insane events where he "protects" his family by boxing the Gas Mask, subsequently breaking it.

* He is one of the only characters that must make it to the fallout shelter unless you are not playing as them, the other being Dolores.
* If Ted is the only one in the fallout shelter, he will go insane in .2 days, You can increase his sanity back to normal with events effectively "resetting" his timer on leaving the shelter, but Ted will go crazy again the next day every time he reaches sanity again.
* If there is an option for an event, and there is no option to choose a person to do it, it will always be Ted who completes the event.
* If Ted or Dolores are both dead, it is an instant Game Over, even if the childern are still alive
* Ted weirdly enough can survive an unusually long time without eating any Soup Cans, this behavior is often seen on Timmy too, albeit to a higher level.

* According to one of the DLC countdown posts, the Suitcase presumably belongs to Ted's great grandfather.
* Ted is allergic to cats, as shown that he might get sick if Sharikov is allowed to come to the shelter.
* Ted is the only character that always has his legs in the same position, no matter his status unless if he is dead).
* After death, There is a chance Ted's skeleton will "transform" into a blue-colored-robotic skeleton, with his eyes showing out of the sockets (As of now, the cause for that is unknown. Possible case is other family members insanity if applicable). This change will be undone the day after, but it might return across different days of the same run. This might be a reference to the developers, "Robot Gentleman".
* Ted's 3D model contains a total of 40 bones.
* Ted has a driver's license, as shown on the event where Ted searches where his car is parked.
* If you do not bring Ted when scavenging as Dolores, there is a chance he will survive and can enter your shelter. However, he will typically come back injured and crazy.
* Ted can grow his hair in Reatomized. The hair is longer and more messy.
* Ted is the fastest character to age. He grows stubble on day 2.
* In 60 Parsecs! using the sock puppet in the "Throw an Epic Party!" event has the chance of showing Ted's name. This is the same with the other family members.
* He is noticeably shorter in the first promo and concept art, as he is around half the height of Dolores, while in the final game, he is much taller. This can be seen in the Reatomized trailer.

* With a padlock inside the shelter, Ted is the most likely to succeed when alone in the shelter on an expedition, weirdly enough.
* Ted takes 3 slots to carry as shown when playing as Dolores during the scavenging section.
* It's more beneficial to pick Ted in the scavenging section, since it will allow you to both bring Dolores and Timmy at the same time in the shelter. This is also due to him occupying 3 spaces, which makes the player lose 1 square, which seems innocent, but makes it so you can bring less items into the shelter.