The Jonathan Crisis

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## Belligerents

### Side One

DIRECTLYThe Resistance:

-Cube Co.

-Trident Foundation

INDIRECTLY

Capital Government

The Pile

The High Council of Gallifrey

### Side Two

DIRECTLYThe Alliance:

-Jonathan's Forces

-Pillar Imperium

-The Eversiscendants

Molbert

INDIRECTLY

The Mastery

### Side Four

Almost every Ardoni in existenceThalleous Sendaris

Omega

The Jonathan Crisis is an ongoing war throughout the dimensions in the Jonathan Crisis timeline. It is thought between the Resistance and the Alliance.

## The Wrath Against the United

The Jonathan Crisis received it's own documentary in the form of the Wrath Against the United (TWATU). It spans several episodes, each of which were written and revised by various people. Each episode also has its own picture. They can be seen in the gallery.

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#### **Episode 12.5 (Joke Episode)**

Author: TheGreaterA

Illustrator: TheGreaterA

Uploaded: 6/8/2020

Last time, I fooled you all into thinking that episode 12 was the last episode of this series' first season. You are all complete and utter clamponguses. This is actually the last episode.

Meanwhile on Ardonia,

That's all the time we have for this episode. Join us in season 2 as we do a thing.

### **Season 2**

#### **Episode 1**

Author: PoseidonHeir

Reviser: TheGreaterA

Illustrator: TheGreaterA

Uploaded: 6/28/2020

After a long wait, Season 2 of TRATU has begun. Last time, the Resistance failed to seize Fort Square. After the Master was stopped by GarfielfStuff, the members of the Resistance escaped back to RCARS to debrief and plan their next move. They had faced a great defeat that day.

GarfielfStuff claimed he might be able to acquire assistance from Gallifrey. Hudson suggested awakening an ancient god known as Volten to join the fight against Jonathan, but that plan was scrapped as there were several potential issues with it.

The problems with getting Volten to help them included whether or not Volten even existed and if Jonathan could manipulate Volten into fighting the Resistance if he did exist.

PoseidonHeir compared the situation to a chess game, and TheGreaterA then followed it up with the idea of threatening Jonathan’s better forces before taking out the rest of his forces, leaving Jonathan almost defenseless besides his own abilities.

Unfortunately, Sgt. Fishe reported that the damage to the Dimensional Warper © was irreparable, and TheGreaterA ordered a new one to be built. PoseidonHeir said he could ask Lord Bread for one.

TheGreaterA then investigated a suspicious noise outside the location the Resistance leaders were meeting at, only to find that bots which looked like Picardia faces had arrived. The bots were aggressive, prompting TheGreaterA to get back inside and report the news.

PoseidonHeir called for the guards, who arrived and dealt some damage to the bots, which were quite obviously sent by the Alliance.

PoseidonHeir then ordered an evacuation of the outpost, but suddenly had an idea.

He tried to trick the bots by telling them that if they answered a trivia question for him, he would turn himself in. A recorded message made by Thorn agreed to answer the question.

The question asked was “What does water become when it freezes?”

PoseidonHeir’s intent was for the bots to answer with ice (and the writer of this story has a license to say that so don’t worry) and trigger the arrival of Dr. COOL Jasper, who would hopefully ice the bots at once and save the day.

Thorn had prepared for questions like this, however, and tried to avoid answering the question, but PoseidonHeir refused to allow this and demanded they say the word.

Beanley, who was in a remote location at the time but could still respond to the question, finally accepted and said “I C E”.

Dr. COOL Jasper arrived and proceeded to ice the bots, though more were deployed. Beanley then told PoseidonHeir that the deal was he’d turn himself in. PoseidonHeir admitted, however, that the deal was a trick, and objected.

The bots proceeded to use a laser attack that knocked PoseidonHeir out. A landmine was then placed that teleported him to another location.

The guards were able to drive the bots out of the outpost and everyone else had escaped, but PoseidonHeir was compromised and captured.

This left the Resistance in a very troubling situation. But it would only continue to get worse…

It seems as though we’re out of time for this episode, though. We’ll see what’s happened to PoseidonHeir soon in the second episode of this season.

#### **Episode 1.5 (Joke Episode)**

Author: PoseidonHeir

Illustrator: PoseidonHeir

Uploaded: 6/29/2020

We're back with more villain funny moments.

(The image for this episode of TWATU was so long, that it is instead going to be summarized.

The Alliance meets up with Jonathan, who is working as a cheese vendor. Everyone is discussing what they're going to eat when Poseidon brings up how A said that they would create a Songs of War romance story in MS Paint. The Alliance tries to stop A, even going as far as to summon ***the***, but A wins in the end. Cubeson suggests landmines, which almost everyone agrees with. Everyone then watches as the Deathsinger repeatedly agrees with himself.)

That's all the time we have for today. Join us within 4 for next time where we

**Episode 2**

Author: TheGreaterA

Illustrator: TheGreaterA

Uploaded: 10/19/2020

Last time in the Wrath Against the United, bots came to invade RCARS. They were successfully driven out, but at the cost of PoseidonHeir getting kidnapped by the Eversiscendants. The rest of the Resistance hoped that he would be alright.

HudsonKingOfDarkness, who everyone just referred to as Hudson at that point, suggested using his one ship to rescue Poseidon. GreaterA mentioned how no one even knew where Poseidon was being held when Garfielf brought up that he planted a bug on one of the Eversiscendants. This would let the Resistance locate Poseidon.

Garfielf tried to teleport over to where Poseidon was being held only to be knocked out and ejected.

Shortly after, Poseidon came back, sporting slightly bloodshot eyes and saying that he stole one of the Alliance ships. Everyone else didn't think too much about it, but Garfielf in particular was immediately suspicious of Poseidon and tried to prove that his suspicions were valid by shooting the latter with a stun gun.

Vice Chairman Hydrium, the vice chairman of the Trident Foundation, chastised Garfielf for this and surrounded him with guards. Garfielf tried to say that he couldn't body jump into Poseidon because he was brainwashed, but Hydrium still didn't believe him.

It was only after Poseidon's eyes started glowing and he insisted that Garfielf was conspiring with the Alliance that Hydrium started having second thoughts about nothing being wrong with Poseidon.

Meanwhile, GreaterA was in the bathroom because they didn't want to be involved in this conversation. Sergeant Fishe informed everyone of this and then took his leave as well.

Hydrium was considering arresting Garfielf and holding a trial to see which Resistance member was telling the truth when Garfielf escaped capture by disintegrating and reappearing elsewhere. GreaterA was told to track down and help recapture Garfielf once they got out of the bathroom. (which would be in just a few chr.eggminutes)

Hydrium was confused as to why Poseidon wasn't as tough about the situation as he usually would be. Fishe commented on how the entire mood of RCARS felt different than usual.

He would see why soon enough.

Hydrium suggested using the de-Pillarfier that Garfielf had on hand if Poseidon really was under the enemy's control. Garfielf then mentioned that the bug he planted on one of the Eversiscendants recorded some of the things they said.

When Poseidon was captured, he was brought to an inescapable containment tub where three of the Eversiscendants were waiting. He was greeted by Beanley, Dr. DEMOLISH Adriano, and Cubeson. Thorn was still recovering from his injuries but was able to make a video appearance. They told him that soon, Poseidon would learn to "side with the winning team". The latter responded by saying that the Eversiscendants were basically backseat-run by the rest of the Alliance.

The Eversiscendants told Poseidon about how if they were insulted again in the tub, certain tools would be brought out. It was around this moment that the Pillar Lord himself showed up and removed the blindfold on Poseidon.

The Alliance would try to get information out of their kidnapee.

Beanley started this process off by having Cubeson bring in an iron that could be heated to temperatures as high as μ degrees. The iron was forcefully pressed up against Poseidon's flesh, but was taken off only a few seconds afterwards when it became clear that Poseidon wouldn't be able to provide anything when subjected to such a device.

Dr. DEMOLISH Adriano then considered having magnets that would've been used to squish Poseidon if he didn't say anything brought in, but he decided against it. Beanley wanted to spray ***very*** cold water on Poseidon as another form of torture, but the Pillar Lord said that psychological methods would have to be used to get anything out of Poseidon.

The Eversiscendants then strapped their test subject to a machine that attempted to read the knowledge of whoever was being put through it and convert it into comprehensible data. They were able to get some information like how there was a decoy RCARS and how water and fire-based weapons were being produced, but the machine spontaneously combusted before they could get anything else.

Afterwards, the Pillar Lord decided to brainwash Poseidon into working with the Alliance. Garfielf tried to intervene, but he was ejected, and the bug that was planted on one of the Eversiscendants was removed.

A different bug was then placed in Poseidon's shoe, and he was sent back to RCARS to cause confusion and chaos among the Resistance.

GreaterA, who had heard everything going on at RCARS while they were away, suggested that Garfielf should quickly use the de-Pillarfier on Poseidon. Garfielf fired, but Poseidon dodged the shot. In addition, Trident Guards were sent after Garfielf. GreaterA was able to knock Poseidon to the floor, though, allowing Garfielf to get a clean shot on Poseidon with the de-Pillarfier.

Poseidon was saved at last, but this victory would, once again, be a short-lived one. What happens next will have to be postponed until later, though. See you soon.

**Episode 3**

Author: TheGreaterA

Illustrators: GarfielfStuff, TheGreaterA

Uploaded: 11/15/2020

Last time in The Wrath Against the United, Poseidon was brainwashed into working with the pillars. He caused quarrels among the Resistance, and Garfielf tried to prove several times that Poseidon was being controlled. Later on, Poseidon would be brought back to normal thanks to a de-Pillarfier.

Garfielf mentioned how they thought the Empires of Shortley and Scarborough from World 5556 were being attacked by The Alliance. This could've been a false alarm, though.

They also found the bug planted by The Eversiscendants in Poseidon's shoe. Garfielf promptly destroyed it.

To test if Poseidon was no longer possessed, Garfielf mentioned turning him into a fox. Poseidon's almost immediate response was to punch Garfielf in the face.

Once it was verified that Poseidon was alright, he said that his shoe bug had already transmitted the location of RCARS to The Alliance.

Preparations would have to be made quickly.

The Trident Foundation scientists showed everyone a diagram of a typical pillar battleship. This would help everyone prepare.

GreaterA was glad to see Poseidon was well, but they would still kept their distance just in case.

Garfielf believed that The Eversiscendants were using a stolen Nekkistani ship, also from World 5556.

It was still very unclear who the dimension-warping pirate group were allied with.

Garfielf once again brought up how the Shortley and Scarborough Empires might be in trouble. This gave Poseidon a heart attack due to legal reasons. The former said where the empires were located, but no one else understood because they hardly knew anything about World 5556. Nonetheless, the latter suggested sending some troops to investigate. Too many, however, and there wouldn't be enough to defend RCARS in case The Eversiscendants instead decided to attack The Resistance's headquarters.
Garfielf allied with many beings and societies from other worlds. This effectively let them send troops from several different worlds. Here, they decided to send troops from a place called Vandaria.

This discussion was cut short when GreaterA notified everyone that both The Eversiscendants and The Pillar Imperium was practically at their doorstep. Initial reports suggested that the pillars brought 100 ships, but there was later a re-estimation of around 50 ships.

A hologram of The Pillar Lord explained that he allied with Jonathan so he could get revenge on Orang, the froont that had previously used The Octahedron of Transcendence to cause havoc among the dimensions, for betraying the pillars during his crusade. SANTA followed that up with the fact that The Resistance would never surrender to the pillars.

The Resistance was given one chance to surrender, and they had just refused to take that chance.

What happens next will have to wait, though. See you next time.

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