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The King Who Never Talks

King, where are you looking? The camera is over here!

**The King Who Never Talks** is a man who never makes words come out of his mouth, because it's sewed shut.

## Personal Life

He never speaks out loud, but inside The King Who Never Talks' head he talks about lot of things, like how to make wicker baskets, little wicker dolls, wicker notebooks- just a lot of wicker DIY things.

## Dietary Habits

Since his mouth is sewn shut, The King Who Never Talks pours hot honey into his ear, which goes through his ear canals and into the back of his throat. Don't judge him!
Red Dead Johnson

**Red Dead Johnson** is a man who likes to join Red Dead Revolver multiplayer games and get all the kills. Later he doesn't know what to do with himself so he just sits by a campfire and makes marshmallows.

## Personal Life

Johnson has discovered a cheat code in Red Dead Revolver that allows him to make marshmallows. He's now comprised of 70% marshmallows, 30% water and 0% human. He identifies as a marshmallow.

Red Dead Johnson makes 17 sandwiches every fortnite, and eats them one at a time every morning. This leaves him with a surplus of sandwiches, which he donates to the poor because he's a nice guy. He doesn't want to be TOO good of a guy though, so he always robs a bank at the same time as donating the sandwiches to neutralize the karmic scales. The way he does this is by pointing a gun at a bank teller with one hand, while handing sandwiches to starving kids with the other. He is currently in jail, because he accidentally revealed his identity while robbing a bank.

## Appearances

* 11/01/18 [watch clip]
* 03/06/19 [watch clip]
Doom Series

**Doom** is a series of video games about a man who bought too many bullets at the bullet store. He then goes around making charitable bullet donations to demons he meets, usually with expedited shipping.

**Watch This Playthrough: Doom Series Episodes**

## Games in Series

These are the games Nick has played on stream so far:

*Note: Nick played the Doom games in the following order on stream*

* Doom (2016)
* Doom 3
* Doom (1993)
* Doom II (1994)
* Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil
Stream Laboratory

**The Stream Laboratory** is a lab with all sorts of bells and whistles and things that bubble.

## Personal Life

Many of the bubbling things in The Stream Laboratory have bubbled over the edge of their containers. There's just liquid everywhere, and it's very messy. The guy who works at The Stream Laboratory has had one of his legs charred off by acid sitting on the ground. Sometimes The Stream Laboratory knocks beakers off his own tables, just to mess with this scientist.

## The Scientist

The scientist who works at The Stream Laboratory has been working there for 75 years, even though he's only 20 years old. The Stream Laboratory thinks he must have figured out some sort of science potion for going back in time or something.

## Dietary Habits

The Stream Laboratory likes to eat every scientist who comes through its doors. It then spits out the bones into other labs. But it hasn't eaten its main scientist.
Chat Line Chellonius

**Chat Line Chellonius** is a man who has made 5,000 lines of chat so far, and plans to make 10,000 more.

## Personal Life

Chat Line Chellonius gets paid $1 per line of chat that he writes. He's funded by an unknown benefactor. The unknown benefactor also has Chat Line Chellonius' wife and daughter. But at least he's paying $1 per line! Most of the lines of chat that Chat Line Chellonius writes say, "Help Me"
Jimmy Smitts Yancy

Jimmy Smitts Yancy pictured (right) with Doctor Dragon Quest (left)

**Jimmy Smitts Yancy** is a man who likes to shop at the anti-gravity section of the supermarket.

## Personal Life

When Jimmy Smitts Yancy goes to the supermarket, he buys the anti-gravity boots they sell behind the counter, and shops in the secret anti-gravity section on the supermarket ceiling.At the anti-gravity section, you can only buy anti-gravity related items, like Anti-Gravity Toothpase, Anti-Gravity Deodorant. Pretty mundane stuff actually, but it's only for people in the know.
Laser Beam Ellen

**Laser Beam Ellen** always has laser beams coming out of every eyeball she has.

## Personal Life

Laser Beam Ellen has 50 eyeballs, one on every finger, every toe, in her mouth, but surprisingly none in any of her eye sockets. She has to make sure not to touch anything with her fingertips because it really hurts her eyes, but at least she can shoot laser beams from them! She talks with a monotone, but it's unrelated to her laser beam thing, or any aspect of her character.
Percy Laystation

**Percy Laystation** (Also known as "Xbox") likes to makes video games come out of his butt.

## Career

You can insert video games into Laystation's mouth like a phonograph. He is known to play a video game involving Red Dead Johnson. Scholars think this game may be "Red Dead Revolver," but it's impossible to be sure.
THE Kitty Cat Johnson

**THE Kitty Cat Johnson** is a cat who likes to eat milk, rub her whiskers on the sides of tables and occasionally knock things off of tables. Not to be confused with Kitty Cat Johnson.

## Size

Every time she knocks something off a table, she grows one inch in size. She is now 10,000 feet tall. Every time she takes a step, she steps on 25,000 people.

## Personal Life

THE Kitty Cat Johnson sleeps for 25 hours a day, but also lives outside of time and space
Monster That Lives Inside of Your Mirror

**The Monster That Lives Inside of Your Mirror** is very self-conscious and doesn’t like being looked at, making it ironic that he lives in a mirror and is a mirror. He also likes to sway back and forth and clean his fingernails whenever given the opportunity.

## Personal Life

He doesn't like being looked at, but likes to look at other people. He wants you to go to the mirror and look the other way, so he can inspect you. He then decides if he wants to take your outfit or kill you. Sometimes he comes out of the mirror and murders people, but only once in a while, so you don't have to worry about that.

Every day he has someone drag his mirror to the go-kart races. He loses lots of money on bets, but since he lives inside a mirror he's unable to pay any of his debts because the money can't cross to the other side of the glass pane.

## Dietary Habits

He likes to eat huma- er, cheese sandwiches. They have such lovely brains- er, cheese brains! Large clumps of cheese is what he likes to eat. Definitely.

## Appearances

* 10/14/18 [watch clip]
* 11/05/18 [watch clip]
Jonathan Phillip "The Southern Gentleman" Jones

First and last known photo taken just prior to the Civil War of Spaghetti Nunchucks

## Biographical Information

### Place of birth

North Virginia

**Jonathan Phillip "The Southern Gentleman" Jones** is a true Southern Gentleman living in the state of North Virginia.

## Personal Life

Every time Jonathan Phillip "The Southern Gentleman" Jones puts on his seersucker suit, every young lady who is 75 or older says, "Wow! I do declare, you are such a gentleman sir!"

Jones doesn't even know where in time he currently is. He acquired a pocket watch in a card game from a "man in a diving suit" (believed to be Unknown Time Traveler). He's now stuck somewhere with a bunch of big lizards, and the air tastes like sulfur. He doesn't know what's going on.

## Home Life

Lives in the 52nd state of North Virginia. He lives in the year 17,053. The United States is gone, but there's a new United States that looks exactly the same except for all the space mutants.

## Middle Name

"The Southern Gentleman" is this character's actual middle name because he does enjoy being a Southern gentleman.

## Appearances

* 10/07/18 [watch clip]
* 03/05/19 [watch clip]
T-Shirt Alex

**T-Shirt Alex** is a man who only wears T-Shirts. If a button down shirt ever touches his skin, it will burn his skin like a vampire in the Sun and possibly kill him.

## Personal Life

He has entered the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest 50 times over the last 50 years, but they don't allow them in because he eats too many hot dogs. He almost put Nathan's out of business in 1956 by eating too many hot dogs, and they haven't allowed him into a contest since.
Snake from Snakopolis

**Snake from Snakopolis** is a man who has made 20 bad decisions in his life.

## Personal Life

Snake from Snakopolis was told by a fortune teller that he would only make 20 bad decisions in his life. And because Snake from Snakopolis already made 20 bad decisions, he can't make any more mad decisions anymore. All his decisions going froward will be good ones! He's going to go out and invest in the 2008 housing market!
Peter Rottentail

**Peter Rottentail** is an evil rabbit who makes Etsy projects using a homemade shiv.

## Personal Life

Rottentail uses a shiv that he made out of an elephant's groin, sharpened to a razor fine focus, to make little Etsy projects. It is unknown at this time what he makes and sells on his Etsy page. He also made the shiv serrated so he can cut his bread with it.

His Etsy page is: etsy.com/75peterrottentail5350x7/3÷√4. He's trying to get a better URL, but you should be able to remember that, right?
Barry The Sorting Hat

**Barry The Sorting Hat** is a man who likes to sort things left to right, by color, by alphabetical order and by making them bigger or smaller than each other.

## Personal Life

When something is too big compared to something else, Barry will smash it down to fit his 'big to small' sorting system. This is his favorite method of sorting.

## Origins of His Name

Barry is only a man who wears a hat, he is not a talking hat. Some people tell him he looks like a hat though, and to be honest he wouldn't know- he's never looked in a mirror before.

The name Barry was given to him by a man whose parents he killed in a horrific sorting accident, and he carries that name with him forever in his shame.
Tristan Triss Trelawney

**Tristan Triss Trelawney** is a magician who pulls rabbits out of her hat.

## Personal Life

Tristan Triss Trelawney is a magician at a cabaret club. She can pull a rabbit out of her hat, which then pulls a rabbit out of its own hat. After that, there are no more rabbits, it's just the two. But you can appreciate that though, right? You don't have to complain like all those DAMN NEW YORK TIMES CRITICS! Why can't they just appreciate the two rabbits?
Thanos Jones

**Thanos Jones** is a man who wears sunglasses every single day, and sometimes puts on gloves with diamonds inside of them.

## Diamond Gloves

Thanos Jones is known to wear his gloves quite often for warmth. The diamonds embedded within are different colors and each serves a different function, but Jones' sunglasses are so dark that they prevent him from ever seeing the difference between the diamonds when he activates one.

Sometimes he snaps his fingers with the gloves on, though he admits he's not sure how this works logistically, as it's metal on metal and one shouldn't be able to make a snap sound with that configuration.

Thanos Jones has never eaten a pear in his entire life, and he's actually deathly afraid of them. If he snaps his fingers, his butler will come over and give you a cheese sandwich. He often threatens people with this prospect, because his butler makes terrible cheese sandwiches.

## Appearances

* 10/17/18 [watch clip]
* 03/17/19 [watch clip]
Monster Under Your Bed Johnson

**Monster Under Your Bed Johnson** is a monster who lives under a bridge, but for tax purposes he says he lives under a bed. Do NOT report his location to the IRS or he'll be in big trouble.

## Personal Life

Monster is his name and Play-Doh is his game. He's a Play-Doh sculpting artist, and has covered his entire body in the substance at this point. He himself is the art.

He doesn't have any legs, but has four arms: two in his arm area and two arms in his leg area. He has 70 necks that are all arranged in one big line, so it looks like he just has one big neck. When he goes to sleep, he coils all his necks around so that he looks like an anthill. It's very cute- at least, it is if you're used to looking at monsters like him. If not, you'll be scarred for life. You probably shouldn't look under your bed. Or under any bridges.

Monster Under Your Bed Johnson has also 7 toes on one part of his body, and he claims that's the only thing that's different about him compared to anyone else. He claims he's been outcast because of the 7 toes thing, though it's in truth probably because of all the other stuff described above.

## Appearances

* 01/03/19 [watch clip]
* 01/11/19 [watch clip]
* 03/16/19 [watch clip]
Subwoofer Dog Cat Johnson

He's both of these things

**Subwoofer Dog Cat Johnson** is both a dog and cat, and has a subwoofer installed inside his mouth.

## Personal Life

Whenever Subwoofer Dog Cat Johnson barks or meows, the whole world shakes. This is very inconvenient, because Subwoofer Dog Cat Johnson actually works in a china shop, and has to make sure he never opens his mouth. He's pretty impressed about how progressive the china shop was with its hiring practices though, as Subwoofer Dog Cat Johnson is, as we mentioned earlier, both a dog and a cat.
Mining Man

**Mining Man** is a man who mines using an invisible pickaxe.

## Personal Life

Mining Man has never stopped mining in all the years he's been alive, which is three years. He started at a young age, and still is at a young age. He's gruff, he's already chewin' tobacci, already has the black lung- he's really living the miner's life. He works in a magical mine though, where the life expectancy is 7,000 years, so he has plenty of time to go. He lives in the mine and never stops mining, and when he has a night on the town with his family it still takes place inside the mine. This must be a really nice mine.
Mannequin Monster Jerry

**Mannequin Monster Jerry** is a monster who probably shouldn't be allowed to work at a department store.

## Personal Life

Mannequin Monster Jerry is a monster made out of mannequins. They're a new series of mannequin that has blood inside the limbs so they're more human-like. The problem is, one guy keeps beating him with a nailed 2x4 and Mannequin Monster Jerry is bleeding all over the department store where he works. Also, sometimes Jerry grabs unsuspecting people to eat their souls and put their blood into his own blood.
Snake Master Charmer Jones

**Snake Master Charmer Jones** is, well you don't want to know.

## Personal Life

Snake Master Charmer Jones is a master of all snakes and also charms snakes and also charms people and also is a snake and also eats people. There's a lot of stuff going on there, but in case you can't follow the storyline, he hypnotizes people with his giant snake powers and eats them. Instead of shedding his snake skin, he just pulls the skin off people and puts it on his own body to blend into society. It's a livin'.
Leah the Shrill Voice Hobbit Lady

**Leah the Shrill Voice Hobbit Lady** is a hobbit who has a shrill voice and only speaks in morse code.

## Personal Life

All Leah the Shrill Voice Hobbit Lady's speech is translated from morse code in real-time to let people understand her. She yells at people in Hobbiton to make them take their feet off her lawn, and she also yells at Hobbits to plant more flowers in her lawn, to replace the ones which have been trampled by Hobbit feet. Maybe she shouldn't have put up a big sign that said 'Please step on the grass.'
Lucius Malfoy

**Lucius Malfoy** is the father of Draco Malfoy, and learns from his son everything that happens at Hogwarts school. He has very nice blond hair and likes to eat blueberry muffins every single morning.

## Blueberry Muffin Curse

Lucius was cursed by a witch, who made it so that if he doesn't eat a blueberry muffin every morning, his head will inflate until it explodes.
Red Dead Series

**Red Dead** is a series of games about cowboys who accidentally kill their horses and can't seem to catch a break at cards.

**Watch This Playthrough: Red Dead Series Episodes**

## Costumes

For this series Nick wore a cowboy hat and spoke almost exclusively in a southern accent.

## Games in Series

These are the games Nick has played on stream so far:

* Red Dead Revolver
* Red Dead Redemption
* Red Dead Redemption 2
* Red Dead Redemption (again)
Sicko Samwise

**Sicko Samwise** is a hobbit who helped Frodo take the Ring to Mordor, but now he hangs out at the Adult DVD store in a long trench coat and tries to sell nudie mags to people.

## Personal Life

Samwise feels that you can't keep making money off 'this Ring business' forever, you have to find a way to make a living. The nudie mag selling is his thing.

## Dietary Habits

He eats peanut butter sandwiches. Why do you ask? Also who's asking?
Niko Bellic

Niko requested we show him from his most flattering angle

**Niko Bellic** is the main character of Grand Theft Auto IV. He likes to hang out with his cousin Roman and collect Magic the Gathering cards (not featured in the game). He's from a fictional country, sometimes kills people but mostly goes to strip clubs and bowling alleys.
Stradivarius Johnson

**Stradivarius Johnson** (also known as Stradivarius Alexander) plays the fiddle and organs, but NEVER the guitar.

## Personal Life

Johnson doesn't touch guitars. Only fiddles and organs- human organs! He's a black market trader in organs. Don't come near him in a dark alley, because you'll wake up in a bathtub somewhere and you will not like what you find. When he plays a fiddle, he does it with his left hand and his right toe. It's a full body experience.

## Dietary Habits

Johnson eats wheat, and pronounces it "HWEAT."
Sidekick Jerry

**Sidekick Jerry** is the sidekick of The Magic Meatball in the book Fifty Lines of Chat.

## Fifty Lines of Chat

Sidekick Jerry shows up every once in a while during the book and hands The Magic Meatball a cup of wine, then walks away. But The Magic Meatball is a meatball, so he can't grab the wine and it just spills all over the floor.
Mickey Mouse Ear Hat Creator

**The Mickey Mouse Ear Hat Creator** has one job at Disneyland and Disney World- creating all Mickey Mouse Ear Hats that have ever been sold by the Disney company.

## Personal Life

The Mickey Mouse Ear Hat Creator has a monopoly contract to make all of the Mickey Mouse Ear Hats, and no one else is allowed to make them. He works 24 hours per day, and has been making the hats for his entire life. He was born already in the progress of making a Mickey Mouse Ear Hat, though they had to throw that one in the garbage because it was pretty gross. The Mickey Mouse Ear Hat Creator works at Disneyland and Disney World simultaneously, utilizing inter-dimensional portals.
Snake Oil Salesman

**Snake Oil Salesman** is a man who wears two hats. He takes off his second hat when he goes indoors, but not the first hat. He's not crazy.

## Personal Life

Snake Oil Salesman doesn't ever take off his first hat, because his naked head would send out shimmering light, blinding everyone who saw it. He does retract his vampire fangs when he goes indoors though- oops, did he mention that he has vampire fangs?
Testimer Jones

Testimer Jones during one of his few off-work hours

**Testimer Jones** is a man who takes tests every day- his whole life is one big test.

## Career

He's the only person in the world who is licensed to put meat inside of a hamburger bun, and he has to take several tests to be qualified for that. Therefore, he always has a pencil in his hand and an eraser on his pencil.
Crying Kitty

**Crying Kitty** is a cat who lives inside a sewer, who cries and cries and cries.

## Personal Life

Crying Kitty has cried so much that it caused the sewers to overflow and run into the streets. What is Crying Kitty crying about? Well... um... hey! He's not crying anymore! It's a miracl- OW! He stubbed his toe. Oh, now he's crying again.
Minnie Jefferson Mouse

**Minnie Jefferson Mouse** is possibly the wife of Mickey Mouse. She doesn't know if they're married or not, but she assumes they are.

## Dietary Habits

Every day she eats 100 hot dogs. She's going to try out for the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. But don't tell Mickey, because she wants to surprise him for his birthday. Mickey's birthday is seven years from this writing, because time moves slower in Disneyland.
Logging Camp Larry

**Logging Camp Larry** is a man who created his own logging camp.

## Personal Life

Logging Camp Larry's logging camp has gone under, due to a few bad investments in the animal cracker market. Animal crackers have really gone down in value in recent years. Ever since Shirley Temple stopped singing about them, nobody really buys them anymore.

Larry has also decided that he's going to grow a third leg, so he can run faster from all the people asking him for the money he owes them.
Paper Thin Johnson

Artist's rendering of Paper Thin Johnson

**Paper Thin Johnson** is a man who is as thin as a piece of paper. He talks through an intermediary, because he's so thin that he can't be seen.

## Personal Life

He can slip through the cracks in a door and steal all your jewels, and enjoys doing so.

## Superpowers

Paper Thin Johnson has recently been struck by a train, and was flattened to be even thinner than paper. He considers this his superpower, and now calls himself by his secret identity: Thinner Than Paper Johnson. People usually still know who he is though, because he's the only person in town who was as thin as paper in the first place, and whenever Thinner Than Paper Johnson is doing stuff nobody can get a hold of him. It's still a nice superpower though- he can slip through the cracks and get into bank vaults and steal all their jewelry. Oh wait, does that make him a supervillain?

## Appearances

* 10/22/18 [watch clip]
* 03/07/19 [watch clip]
Mimic Chest

**Mimic Chest** is a treasure chest filled with hand soap.

## Personal Life

Mimic Chest lures people into opening him up, and then he chomps down on them with his giant teeth. You might ask why he fills himself with hand soap rather than gold or doubloons or something. Well, everyone wants hand soap where he's located- they all do dirty work and need to wash their hands- so he knows his market.
Mutton Chop Master

**Mutton Chop Master** controls all mutton chops in the entire world.

## Personal Life

Every mutton chop in the world is actually a sleeper agent for Mutton Chop Master's spy agency, and he's just waiting for the day when he can set them all off. When he says the word, they'll all rip themselves off peoples' faces and they'll collect as much mutton as they can for Mutton Chop Master because he's very hungry.
Tower of Darkness John

**Tower of Darkness John** is a composite being of fifty Heartless, which all comprise one big tower.

## Personal Life

Tower of Darkness John waited 10 games to show up in the series, and finally decided to make his debut in Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth By Sleep. The world is so amazing, he'd glad to be here- OW! STOP HITTING HIM! OW!

Welp, now he's in the void. Aqua killed him. Guess he'll have to find a way to get out of the void now...
Old Withering Snake Johnson

**Old Withering Snake Johnson** is a snake monster whose neck is a mile long. He has a British accent and never, ever eats bacon. He only eats titanite slabs.

## Personal Life

Old Withering Snake Johnson likes to eat people and then spit them out in other places. He recently started his own Uber-like company to do this. He called it "Snakebite Johnson's Uber." This caused him to get sued for using the name 'Uber' in the name of his company, and he admits that he could have easily used any other name- he just really liked the name 'Uber'. Passengers have been upset that the inside of his mouth smells because of his bad gingivitis. Is that the thing that causes smelly teeth? He's a snake, what does he know about that?

Old Withering Snake Johnson has 50 copies of Adam Sandler's Click on Blu-ray, and is the official reseller of the movie to anyone who wants to buy a copy in the post-apocalypse. Did he mention that he lives in the post-apocalypse? The apocalypse happened because of The Great Click Wars, and now Johnson has 50 copies of the movie. That's a lot for this era because most copies have been destroyed.

## Living Situation

Johnson lives in an apartment with 7 roommates, but has to live across 30 different apartments because his neck is so long that it goes through the windows of each successive apartment. Everyone who lives in these apartments has to do The Limbo under his neck to go about their business.

## Appearances

* 10/14/18 [watch clip]
* 03/14/19 [watch clip]
* 03/17/19 [watch clip]
Lizard Jones Space Skeleton

We're not sure where he got the award.

**Lizard Jones Space Skeleton** is a lizardman who is not himself a skeleton, but owns a skeleton.

## Personal Life

Lizard Jones Space Skeleton puts his skeleton in the passenger seat of his spaceship so he can get into the carpool lane out in space. He likes getting one over on the system. The skeleton used to belong to Lizard Jones Space Skeleton's colleague, Jones the Indiana, but he was murdered by some kind of lizard spaceman. Not him though, it *definitely* wasn't Lizard Jones Space Skeleton who murdered him.
Snake River Jones

**Snake River Jones** lives under a bridge in the sky. He smokes a cigarette that's 10 miles long. His teeth are black as coal and his heart is just as black.

## Personal Life

Jones has been smoking his cigarette as long as he can remember. And you know what else he can remember? He can remember the '90s. It was a time when people were wearing platform sneakers and platform boots and standing on platforms.

## World Record

Snake River Jones smokes the longest cigarette ever to be smoked. He's been working on it for six years. He doesn't take it out of his mouth to sleep, eat or go to the bathroom. He's determined to get into the Guinness Book of World Records and receive the $50 Gift Certificate to TGI Friday's that comes with the honor.

## Appearances

* 10/08/18 [watch clip]
* 11/27/18 [watch clip]
Pencil Topper Jones

Jones in his prime

**Pencil Topper Jones** is an eraser that goes on top of a pencil.

## Personal Life

Being a pencil topper, Pencil Topper Jones has at the present moment been ground down to a paper-thin nub. If you erase one more time with him, then he will disintegrate into nothing. Please don't erase with him, he's a delicate flower.

## Protected Status

Pencil Topper Jones is currently being displayed behind glass in a museum. No one has ever erased so many times with the same pencil topper without getting a new one. He has to thank his pencil user, a scientist named Doctor Theladious Monk. When Jones was last contacted, it seemed like someone was trying to break through the glass to erase with him. The editors at The Voice of Nick Wiki hope he's alright.
Troll Johnny

Troll Johnny (right) and regular Johnny (left)

**Troll Johnny** is this character's name and also his profession. He's a troll who only trolls a person named Johnny.

## Personal Life

Day and night, Troll Johnny stands behind the person named Johnny and tries to make him look stupid. When they're in the deli line at the supermarket, Troll Johnny takes all the numbers so that regular Johnny has to wait a really long time. When regular Johnny is at a business meeting, Troll Johnny says all sorts of snide remarks to mess up his presentations.

## Dietary Habits

Troll Johnny doesn't have much time for eating, but when he does have time he eats human leg bones. You thought he was gonna eat regular stuff? No, he's an actual troll. He's not sure how nobody notices, or doesn't make note of it. He's very impressed with everyone's tolerance.
Scientist Johnny

**Scientist Johnny** is a science man who likes to make concoctions in his laboratory. He has an accent that wildly fluctuates.

## Personal Life

If you reach your hand into Scientist Johnny's pocket protector, then your hand will go down for miles. Eventually, something in there will bite your arm off. When you take your arm out, your arm will be a stump, but you will have a second arm on your other arm.

He knows this because he has made this mistake 5,000 times. His left arm has 5,000 appendages on it and his right arm has 1. He's like The Lizard from Spider-Man, so he can regenerate his arm. You might say, "Why don't you put the other arm in, then you'd have an equal amount of arms on each side?" But he's not that smart, and he doesn't try to change the laws of nature.

He has this beaker here full of acid and this beaker full of Gatorade. Wait, which one was the acid and which was the Gatorade? Well, they say if you urinate into acid it'll make it drinkable, so maybe he'll just urinate into both beakers to guarantee he doesn't drink acid. Hold on a sec. [time passes] Ok, time to drink- AAH, IT'S ACID! SOMEBODY LIED TO HIM, IT DIDN'T WORK! HE'S BEING BURNED WITH ACID!

## Appearances

* 11/10/18 [watch clip]
* 03/07/19 [watch clip]
Low Ammo Leonard

**Low Ammo Leonard** is a man who only ever walks around with one bullet in his gun. It's for one person: John Wilkes Booth. He'd better not miss if he ever meets Booth though, because he only brought the one bullet.

## Dietary Habits

He likes to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but without peanut butter and without jelly.
Leo Lizard Leon

This is one of the posters on Leo's wall.

**Leo Lizard Leon** is a man who really loves one Spider-Man character.

## Personal Life

Leo Lizard Leon has a first name that's a first name and a last name that's also a first name. But his middle name is 'Lizard,' because he's a huge fan of The Lizard from Spider-Man. He has 500 posters of The Lizard on his wall, which cover every single inch of wall in his room. There is literally no negative space on his wall. He actually forgot to leave room for where his door was located. He's plastered in his room, which has no doors or windows anymore, and has been stuck there for the past 32 days. He's had to get 'creative' with the food and drink situation. It's times like these that he wishes he had powers like his favorite character The Lizard, because he needs to regenerate a few limbs.
Singing Skeleton

Someday he'll sing. You'll all see.

**Singing Skeleton** is a skeleton who has never actually sung before.

## Personal Life

Singing Skeleton likes to chatter his teeth. Does that count as singing? Because that's the closest he's ever gotten. Singing Skeleton also likes to go to the bookstore and buy books on how to make rice in his rice cooker. He doesn't know where to acquire rice however, because he lives on Mars.
Long Mustache Action Jones

Baby photo of Long Mustache Action Jones

**Long Mustache Action Jones** is a man with a mustache longer than his... credit history.

## Personal Life

Long Mustache Action Jones' mustache is so long that it goes all the way to the moon. When there was a cataclysmic event where the moon got dislodged from the Earth, Bruce Willis actually tied Action Jones' mustache to the moon so it wouldn't float away, saving humanity. This is uncomfortable for Action Jones though, as it constantly pulls his mustache in one direction.

## Credit History

Long Mustache Action Jones' credit history is 10,000 years old. He invented the concept of 'credit' and has the biggest credit card in the world.
Old Man Amadeus

He looks quite good for his age.

**Old Man Amadeus** is a man who used to play piano or something, but now he likes to fly kites and play chess in the park, and swim from one end of the Hudson River to the other, trying not to get hit by the boats.

## Personal Life

He's the actual Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but the old version. He lives in New York City, inside of the Hudson River.

## Dietary Habits

Amadeus eats frogs out of the Hudson River. It's unsanitary, but it helps his immune system.
Penman Joany Jones

**Penman Joany Jones** is a pen that likes to spin around. The top of his head is filled with ink, and every time he writes something, he loses some of his brain matter. When he runs out of ink, he will just be a husk of a person. If you add more ink, he will have a new brain of a new person.

## Evil Plan

Every human being on earth is currently being ground into ink to be used in Penman Joany Jones, and he plans to write every human onto paper.

Penman Joany Jones has made 12 people into ink so far, and they're all people who had "ink" in their names. He turned the character Link into ink, he turned the kitchen sink into ink, and he turned someone named Jonathan Jackson into ink. Actually, Jackson didn't have "ink" into his name, but Penman Joany Jones couldn't find anyone else on that particular street corner to turn into ink, so he settled for Jackson.

## Appearances

* 10/22/18 [watch clip]
* 03/07/19 [watch clip]
Magic Meatball

**The Magic Meatball** is an all-knowing and all-powerful being known to answer any question asked of it during Voice of Nick streams. It also appeared as a main character in the bestselling book series Fifty Lines of Chat, as well as portraying the role of Marsha Meatbalington in the action series NickBot Jones***.***

## Personal Life

The Magic Meatball is a being of few words, but it takes a long time to say them. When it speaks, most people can't make out what it's trying to say because it has no mouth.
Pikram Plaithen

Pikram Plaithen (left) sneaking past a hospital's harpist to change birth certificates.

## Physical description

### Species

Trickster

**Pikram Plaithen** is a crazy man who runs around in hospitals and changes babies' birth certificates to include 'Jones' or 'Johnson' on them, leading to many characters in the Expanded Nickiverse to have these surnames. If you look at your own birth certificate, there's an 80% chance that it says Jones or Johnson and you never noticed.

## Origin

He changes the names to ones starting with 'J' because he was born with a "filthy" set of 'P' names.

## Dietary Habits

As he walks around the hospitals, he drinks Mountain Dew: Code Red so much that his teeth turn red.

## Appearances

* 11/06/18 - First Appearance
* 11/06/18 - Expanded
Tale Eric

**Tale Eric** is the tale from Tales of Symphonia and all other Tales Series games. He tells stories with beginnings and middles, but not ends. You have to come up with the end. He has 8,563 of them, and he will hold you captive until you can come up with endings for all of his tales.

## Tales

Tale Eric has several tales, including:

* It lived a long time ago, the Snakeraptor Johnson. He liked to eat his cookies, but those cookies did not like him. [Ending Unfinished]
Erdwin The Lantern Bearer

**Erdwin The Lantern Bearer** is a ghost who carries a lantern with him everywhere he goes.

## Personal Life

Erdwin is trapped inside a giant bubble, so he doesn't go many places. He likes to walk around his bubble and bounce up and down on his puffy tail, which is in a spring shape.

He's a ghost who died doing what he loved: his taxes. He was killed in a horrible finance incident- he'd rather not go into it.
Jonathan Johnny Johnson

**Jonathan Johnny Johnson** is a man who likes to eat broccoli.

## Dietary Habits

Jonathan Johnny Johnson has eaten all the broccoli on Planet Earth, except the broccoli he has horded in his home. Earth has become something of a post-apocalyptic society, and he doles out broccoli as he sees fit.

## Personal Life

Jonathan Johnny Johnson has so much broccoli in his house that it's literally lining the floor of his entire house. He only gives out one sprig of broccoli per household. Also, he calls countries households. This means everyone in an entire country has to divide up one single sprig of broccoli. This has caused a strange situation: every citizen in the world has now created their own sovereign nation, so they can each get an entire sprig of broccoli to themselves. Johnson has even created his own country, called Johnnyland. He asserts that it's a very nice place to visit.

Jonathan Johnny Johnson has recently acquired another resources: all the tomatoes that have ever grown in the tri-state area. He offers them to anyone who will do a dirty deed for him. Eligible dirty deeds include: pulling up weeds in his garden, jumping into a pool of sewage, or generally becoming dirty by rubbing dirt on one's person.

## Appearances

* 10/22/18 [watch clip]
* 03/08/19 [watch clip]
* 03/16/19 [watch clip]
Sammy the Turtle

Sammy the Turtle (right) with an unfortunate prospector (left)

**Sammy the Turtle** is a turtle man that likes to roll around in his shell.

## Personal Life

Sometimes Sammy likes to put all his arms and legs inside his shell and pretend that he isn't there. This is very difficult for him though, because he's 50 feet tall and sticks out pretty prominently to onlookers. Sometimes a prospector thinks he's a rock that might have gold in it, and then Sammy has to squish the man's head. Otherwise, he usually likes to step on cities and fight monsters like Godzilla or King Kong in his free time.

## Dietary Habits

Sammy the Turtle is a vegetarian. He likes to rip entire trees out of the ground and eat every leaf off the branches in one swift move.
Peer the Offchatter

Peer the Offchatter's teeth look like this, but they're connected to his face.

**Peer the Offchatter** has chattering teeth and chattering friends who always talk into his ear.

## Personal Life

Peer the Offchatter has a light switch he uses to switch off his friends' chattering. He's working on getting a light switch to turn off his chattering teeth too, but he can't find the technology to accomplish that yet.

Peer the Offchatter runs a farm of mango trees which are fused with 2x4 pieces of wood. You can either eat the mangos or build houses with them. People seem to like them and the business is doing well.
Reynolds Alex Ronas

**Reynolds Alex Ronas** is a man who only drinks water through a mysterious metal pipe.

## Dietary Habits

The pipe that Ronas drink from is labeled, as he pronounces it, "Soo-weer." He doesn't know what it means, but it contains brown liquid water that tastes pretty bad. He doesn't have many options though, so he keeps drinking from it.

He is prone to forgetting his own name. It's unknown whether this is a side effect of the water.
Knight of Breadsticks

## The Knight of Breadsticks

**The Knight of Breadsticks** is a knight with a french accent.

## Personal Life

The Knight of Breadsticks eats bread sticks from one hand and pads of butter from the other hand, combining them in his mouth. He claims this is a divine combination. He is a chef, the likes of which you have never seen before. This is because he eats all the food, crafting it all in his mouth, then spitting it onto the plate. Everyone likes his food and he has a 5-star restaurant, but the FDA does not know about his methods, so please do not tell them.
Pixie of the Forest

**The Pixie of the Forest** likes to cook worms but eat salami.

## Personal Life

She uses a Bic brand 'Jetstream' magic wand, which shoots out black sludge. It gets all over the place, and then she blames it on oil spills. She actually lives in the ocean, not the forest. And she's an oil tanker, which refers to her drums of oil as magic wands. In truth she's not a pixie at all.

She flies ten million miles into the air, outside of the Earth's atmosphere and into space. She can't breathe in space, but she can hold her breath for a really long time. Most of the time she's not even in a forest, she doesn't know why people call her 'The Pixie of the Forest' - she'd rather be called The Pixie of the Cosmos!

The Pixie of the Forest has a new pastime now: digging holes underground and living inside a series of tunnels. She created these tunnels to be so nice that she never needs to leave the ground anymore. She has a 3-story apartment with 50 bedrooms. Every room is a bedroom, even the bathroom. Don't ask how it works.

## Appearances

* 09/25/18
* 11/05/18 [watch clip]
* 01/11/19 [watch clip]
* 03/09/19 [watch clip]
Stan Lee Jackson

**Stan Lee Jackson** (pronounced 'Stanley Jackson') is the greatest man who ever lived. He uses a pencil in one hand and an eraser in the other hand. Every time he draws a picture with one hand, he erases it with the other hand. He thinks it's weird that 'they' (unspecified) want him to draw, since he's a writer, but he doesn't question it.
Spider Eyes Johnson

**Spider Eyes Johnson** has 50 spiders on his eyes, and then has eyes on top of the spiders. Also, he's a spider.

## Personal Life

Spider Eyes Johnson has many eyes, and he can see through all of them. Except the one that has grape jelly all over it. He accidentally fell into a vat of grape jelly and closed 49 of his eyes, but left one open. 49 out of 50 working eyes is still good though! Please visit Spider Eyes Johnson's LinkedIn page and become a connection. Vote up some of his skills, like Weaving, Archery, Diamond Making and Gold Mining.
Jonathan Monkey Man Jr.

**Jonathan Monkey Man Jr.** is a monkey who wears a monocle and a top hat. He likes to drink tea with his pinky extended.

## Personal Life

Jonathan Monkey Man Jr. has a monocle that can see through walls, but it can't see through itself. This means he can't see a person when they're in front of him, but only if they're behind a wall. It doesn't help him in normal conversation, but luckily he can use his other eye to see a person in front of him. But if he's wearing an eyepatch on that eye, he can't. Apparently that's something he does sometimes.

Monkey Man Jr. sometimes carries a portable wall to put in front of his face so he can see people in conversation with him.

He says "Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!" every time he drinks his tea. He swallowed one of those boxes that you flip over to make a cow noise, but it's going dead and has been making that "Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!" noise recently.

He also likes to bathe in a pool of blood. Whose blood? You'll have to check his basement for that.

## Accent

Monkey Man Jr. speaks strangely because he was punched in the mouth one day and his jaw was knocked out of its socket. One side is actively hanging out of his face, and he tries to affect a cockney accent to try to prevent it to fall off.

## Dietary Habits

Jonathan Monkey Man Jr. used to eat lots of bananas, but since having his jaw knocked out of his socket he can't eat those anymore. He now eats grapes instead, sticking them into his eye sockets and squeezing the juices so they get absorbed through his eye stalks.

## Appearances

* 11/05/18 [watch clip]
* 01/11/19 [watch clip]
* 01/11/19 (2) [watch clip]
Master of the Kingdom Hearts

**Master of the Kingdom Hearts** is Mark Hamill, and also The Joker.

## Personal Life

Master of the Kingdom Hearts makes banana cream pies that he throws in everyone's face. He also sometimes rubs them on his own face, because it's soothing to his facial scar. He likes to polish his keyblade by soaking it in oil, putting chili peppers on it, and stirring a big pot of soup with it. This imbues his keyblade with spiciness.
Kayran Kennifer

**Kayran Kennifer** is a monster who likes to go to the cantaloupe store and buy cookies.

## Personal Life

Kennifer only says words that start with a 'C' and a 'K', like 'cuckoo' and 'kurroni' - he just made that one up.

## Dietary Habits

He makes homemade Apple- oh wait he can't make that- homemade Cantaloupe Pies. He does this every Koosday, the eighth day of the week. Not many people know about that day of the week except Lennon/McCartney, who were smart enough to make a song about it.
Jonathan Jones

**Jonathan Jones** is a friend of Cowboy Nick. He likes to drink tea and crumpets. He never, ever, ever eats after midnight or before midnight. He's also made of 100% water.

## Personal Life

Jones carries his British flag everywhere he goes so that he can plant it in things. He's been asked to move out of the town he lives in, because it's now completely covered in British flags. They're still engaged in a town works project to get rid of all the flags. Even though he's been asked to stop, he'll never stop. He has too much British pride.

## Dietary Habits

Jones' mouth is always full of crumpets that have boiled, pickled eggs inside of them. He has so many of these items that he has a giant stack of them in his house. And the worst part is, he doesn't even know what crumpets are!

## Appearances

* 10/24/18 [watch clip]
* 12/23/18 [watch clip]
Snakeraptor Johnson

**Snakeraptor Johnson** eats so many cookies that he doesn't know what to do with them.

## Personal Life

Cookie crumbs are all over Johnson's shirt. He can't clean them off because his hands are little dinosaur hands. The cookies are sentient beings that are destroying him from the inside, so he'd really like someone to help him get rid of those cookies.

## Career

Johnson appeared in one of Tale Eric's tales, though without his consent. Legal action is currently pending.
The Twitch Playbook

Imagine if he was half book instead of half human though

**The Twitch Playbook** is a book which was horrifically fused with a fly.

## Personal Life

The Twitch Playbook stepped into a teleporter machine, when a fly had flown into the other end of the teleporter, and now he's half a fly and half a playbook. He has a hand sticking out of one page and a wing sticking out of the other. It's unclear where the hand came from. Also he can teach you things about Twitch, if you ask him questions about it.

## Dietary Habits

The Twitch Playbook eats Smuckers brand jelly.
Nigel West Dickens

**Nigel West Dickens** is a man who likes to sell snake oil and eat oil snakes. None of his snake oils work, but he does make a lot of money from it, as long as he keeps changing towns and eating his collared greens every day.

## Dietary Habits

Nigel likes to eat oil snakes, which are snakes that he makes out of oil. Sometimes he takes the oil snake and pours it all over his body, and pretends to be a strongman.
Mrs. Haberdasher

**Mrs. Haberdasher** has a mysterious history and likes to wear a large bird feather hat.

## Age

She is 17,000 years old (as old as the trees).

## Personal Life

Mrs. Haberdasher is Mother Nature herself, or at least thinks she is. She's not sure- she just knows she has a bird that lives in her hat and she is very old.

## First Appearance

* 09/24/18
* 10/07/18 [watch clip]
Street Rat Rellever

**Street Rat Rellever** is a scouse street rat.

## Personal Life

Street Rat Rellever doesn't know how to say or spell things because he can't read books. He hangs out on the campus grounds of a school even though he doesn't attend the school, and everyone treats him like a human. This is because there was a spell cast on him to make all others think he's a human, even though he's actually a rat.

## Dietary Habits

Street Rat Rellever likes to eat porridge out of the sewer. The tips of his toes on all four paws are dipped in chocolate, and sometimes he licks his chocolate toes to compliment the flavor of his sewer porridge.
Benson

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"Hail Tiamat!" (2x09)

## Campaigns

**Benson** was a male aarakocra bard and ally of Plan B. He was played by Ethan S.

In "Danger from Above and Below" (2x10), Benson was killed by a gargoyle while investigating the *farseer of Illusk* in Castle Naerytar.

## **Description**

### **Appearance**

Benson was short and extremely obese, especially for an aarakocra, weighing around 400 lbs. He kept his clothing and feathers pristine.

### **Personality**

Benson was often quiet and tends to only speak when spoken to. He appeared to exhibit a level of naivete, vocalizing things or asking questions that may be better left unsaid.

## **Background**

Benson hailed from the Star Mounts inside the High Forest.

## **Character Information**

### **Quests**

Benson claimed to have been chosen by his flock to track down the green dragon Elaacrimalicros, who is responsible for almost obliterating his people over 100 years ago.

### **Abilities**

#### **Aarakocra Traits**

* Flight
* Talons

#### **Bard Abilities**

##### **Class Features**

* Bard College (College of Lore)
	+ Bonus Proficiencies (Deception, Intimidation, and Investigation)
	+ Cutting Words
* Bardic Inspiration
* Expertise (Persuasion and Stealth)
* Font of Inspiration
* Jack of All Trades
* Song of Rest
* Spellcasting

#### **Bard Spells**

As a 5th-level bard, Gideon knows 3 cantrips and 8 bard spells, and he can replace one spell each time he gains a level.

##### **Cantrips**

* Blade Ward
* Mage Hand
* Vicious Mockery

##### **1st-level**

* Cure Wounds
* Healing Word

##### **2nd-level**

* Invisibility
* Lesser Restoration
* Pyrotechnics

##### **3rd-level**

* Fear
* Speak with Dead
* Tongues