recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Arachne

ARAKHNE (or Arachne) was an arrogant girl from the Greek town of Kolophon in Lydia who once dared challenge the goddess Athena to a contest in weaving.

In the match Athena portrayed the gods seated in glory upon high thrones, while Arakhne represented them in the guise of animals chasing after mortal girls.

Athena was furious at her impiety and beat the girl with her shuttle, driving Arakhne to hang herself in despair. The goddess then transformed her into a spider (Greek arakhnês).
Persephone & Demeter

Zeus, the king of all the gods, had two brothers and three sisters. Each had an important job. His sister, Demeter, was in charge of the harvest. If Demeter did not do her job, the crops could die, and everyone would starve. It was important to keep Demeter happy. Everyone helped out with that - both gods and mortals. It was that important.

## As the story goes...

Demeter loved her little daughter, Persephone. They played together in the fields almost every day. As Persephone smiled up at her mother, Demeter's heart swelled with happiness, and the crops grew high and healthy. Flowers tumbled everywhere. As time passed, Persephone grew into a lovely goddess. That's when the trouble started.

Hades, the king of the underworld, was a gloomy fellow. He normally hung out in the Underworld.

One day, Hades felt restless. He decided to take his three-headed dog out for a chariot ride. Cerberus, his dog, usually stood guard at the gate to Underworld. But Hades gave his pup a break now and then. He scooped up Cerberus, and left a couple of spirits in charge instead.

Hades flew his chariot up to earth. Cerberus leaped out of the chariot and ran around, sniffing flowers with all three of his heads. The dog ran up to a lovely young woman, the goddess Persephone. Some people might have been startled if a three-headed dog came tearing up. But Persephone only laughed and scratched his heads.

Hades loved that old dog. He watched his dog playing happily with Persephone. He heard Persephone's delighted laugh. Hades fell deeply in love. Before anyone could stop him, he grabbed his niece, his dog, and his chariot and dove deep into the darkest depths of the Underworld.

Hades locked Persephone in a beautifully decorated room in the Hall of Hades. He brought her all kinds of delicious food. Persephone refused to eat. She had heard if you ate anything in Hades, you could never leave. She had every intention of leaving as soon as she could figure out how to do so.

Over a week went by. Finally, in desperate hunger, Persephone ate six pomegranate seeds. She promptly burst into tears.

She was not the only one crying. Demeter, her mother, missed her daughter terribly. She did not care if the crops died. She did not care about anything except finding her daughter. No one knows who told Zeus about it, but it was clear this could not go on. Zeus sent his son Hermes to work a deal with Hades.

This was the deal Hermes worked out: If Persephone would marry Hades, she would live as queen of the Underworld for six months each winter. In the spring, Persephone would return to earth and live there for six months. No one especially liked the deal, but everyone finally agreed.

Every spring, Demeter makes sure flowers are blooming and crops are growing and the fields are green with welcome. Every fall, when Persephone returns to the underworld, Demeter ignores the crops and flowers and lets them die. Each spring, Demeter brings everything to life again, ready to welcome her daughter's return.

To the ancient Greeks, that was the reason for the seasons.
Athena

Athena was the Greek virgin goddess of reason, intelligent activity, arts and literature. She was the daughter of Zeus; her birth is unique in that she did not have a mother. Instead, she sprang full grown and clad in armour from Zeus' forehead.

She was fierce and brave in battle; however, she only took part in wars that defended the state and home from outside enemies. She was the patron of the city, handcraft, and agriculture. She invented the bridle, which permitted man to tame horses, the trumpet, the flute, the pot, the rake, the plow, the yoke, the ship, and the chariot. She was the embodiment of wisdom, reason, and purity.

She became the patron goddess of Athens after winning a contest against Poseidon by offering the olive tree to the Athenians. It is evident that Athena and Athens derive from the same root; Athens (or Athenae) is in plural form, because it represents the sisterhood of the goddess that existed there. Similarly, Athena was called Mykene in the city of Mycenae (also a plural after the respective sisterhood), and Thebe in the city of Thebes (or Thebae, both plural forms).
Prof. Paula von Walden

Relations:
Prof. Melany Quadington
(Sibling)
Prof. Constantin Quadington
(Sibling-in-law)
Melody Quadington
 Genetics:
Hair Colour: Blonde
Eye Colour: Light Blue

**Prof. Paula von Walden** is one of the pre-made NPCs in Quadington University.

She can be made playable by befriending and asking her to move in, or by marrying her.

Her name is randomized when Quadington University is added. The name "Prof. Paula von Walden" is only referenced in the subhood template.
Prof. Brandon Jackson

Genetics:
Hair Colour: Grey (Black as an Adult)
Eye Colour: Brown

**Prof. Brandon Jackson** is one of the pre-made NPCs in Quadington University.

He can be made playable by befriending and asking him to move in, or by marrying him.

His name is randomized when Quadington University is added. The name "Prof. Brandon Jackson" is only referenced in the subhood template.
Adil Shaer

Relations:
Amin Shaer (Parent)
Nadia Shaer (Parent)
Layla Shaer (Sibling)
 Genetics:
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Brown

Adil Shaer is a toddler Sim who resides in Mountainside Valley along with his family and is 3 days away from becoming a child.

Adil is the youngest of the three kids and, according to his bio, is the only one who wasn't harmed by the move. This might hint that his father moved the family for Adil's sake, without taking the others into consideration. This could also mean he's his father's favourite.
Danny Marshal

Relations:
Brian Marshal (Parent)
Karen Marshal (Parent)
Lori Marshal (Spouse)
Melvin Goodsetter (Parent-in-Law)
Janice Goodsetter (Parent-in-Law)
Tommy Marshal (Child)
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Brown

**Danny Marshal** is a deceased sim in Shady Shores. Not much is known about him as he starts off dead. It's known that he died because of a nasty disease, though.

His urnstone can be found in 128 Seaside Drive. He has a full character data, meaning he can safely be resurrected and played with.
Pandora's Box

Once up a time, a long time ago, there were two brothers named Epimetheus and Prometheus. They were good gods. They had good hearts. They were good friends.

One day, Prometheus got in trouble with Zeus. Angry over something or other, Zeus had declared that man did not deserve fire. Because he had a kind heart, and he knew how much man needed fire for food and warmth, Prometheus gave man the secret of fire even though Zeus had told all the gods not to do that. Zeus was furious that his order had been ignored. As punishment, Zeus chained Prometheus to a rock for many years.

But that was not enough punishment, not for Zeus. Once Prometheus was chained to a rock, Zeus went after Prometheus' brother, the gentle, kind-hearted Epimetheus. Zeus did not chain Epimetheus to a rock. Zeus had a more sneaky punishment in mind.

First, Zeus ordered the gods' handyman, the maker of things - Hephaestus - to make Zeus a daughter. Hephaestus made a woman out of clay, a beautiful woman. He brought her to life, and then brought her to Zeus. Zeus named his lovely new daughter Pandora.

Zeus knew that Epimetheus was lonely. Zeus told Epimetheus that his brother had to be punished and that's why he was chained to a rock. But Zeus felt sorry that this punishment left Epimetheus without the company of his brother. That's why Zeus had decided to give Pandora in marriage to Epimetheus.

Epimetheus was kind-hearted and gentle and thoughtful, but he was no fool. He knew Zeus was up to something. But he loved Pandora at first sight.

Zeus gave the newlyweds a gift. Some say it was a jar. Some say it was a box. Whatever it was, it was locked. It came with a note. The note said: "DO NOT OPEN." Attached to the note was a key. It was all very curious.

You can guess what happened next. It was Pandora whose curiosity got the better of her. One day, she used the key to open the box. As she raised the lid, out flew all the bad things in the world today - envy, sickness, hate, disease. Pandora slammed the lid closed, but it was too late.

Epimetheus heard her weeping. He came running. Pandora opened the lid to show him it was empty. Quickly, before she could slam the lid shut, one tiny bug flew out. He gave Pandora a big buggy smile in thanks for his freedom and flew away. That tiny bug was named Hope. And Hope made all the difference in the world.
PT HD 85512b

Hair Colour: Red
Eye Colour: Black

**PT HD 85512b** is one of the four deceased alien pollinators in Sedona. It's not known why he and the other aliens died but the flyover video suggests that their UFOs crashed and that could be the reason why they died. His gravestone can be found in Green Stonehenge.

Shortly before PT HD died, he had impregnated Tarek who is currently pregnant with his unborn twins. His bio hints that he was in love with PT Gliese 581g.

PT HD 85512b is a full alien (100% alien DNA), so his children will most likely get his skintone and will be half-aliens (50% alien DNA).

**Note:** PT HD 85512b is NOT a real pollinator. Meaning the game will always choose the real pollinator instead of Adam when someone gets abducted by aliens.

He's just a regular alien sim. Unlike EA's pollinator, he's safe to resurrect and play as. It will NOT corrupt the game; nor the neighborhood if he's resurrected and made playable.
What is Greek Mythology?

**Greek mythology** is the body of myths and teachings that belong to the ancient Greeks, concerning their gods and heroes, the nature of the world, and the origins and significance of their own cult and ritual practices. It was a part of the religion in ancient Greece. Modern scholars refer to and study the myths in an attempt to throw light on the religious and political institutions of Ancient Greece and its civilization, and to gain understanding of the nature of myth-making itself.

Greek mythology is explicitly embodied in a large collection of narratives, and implicitly in Greek representational arts, such as vase-paintings and votive gifts. Greek myth attempts to explain the origins of the world, and details the lives and adventures of a wide variety of gods, goddesses, heroes, heroines and mythological creatures. These accounts initially were disseminated in an oral-poetic tradition; today the Greek myths are known primarily from Greek literature. The oldest known Greek literary sources, Homer's epic poems *Iliad* and *Odyssey*, focus on the Trojan War and its aftermath. Two poems by Homer's near contemporary Hesiod, the *Theogony* and the *Works and Days*, contain accounts of the genesis of the world, the succession of divine rulers, the succession of human ages, the origin of human woes, and the origin of sacrificial practices. Myths are also preserved in the Homeric Hymns, in fragments of epic poems of the Epic Cycle, in lyric poems, in the works of the tragedians of the fifth century BC, in writings of scholars and poets of the Hellenistic Age, and in texts from the time of the Roman Empire by writers such as Plutarch and Pausanias.

Archaeological findings provide a principal source of detail about Greek mythology, with gods and heroes featured prominently in the decoration of many artifacts. Geometric designs on pottery of the eighth century BC depict scenes from the Trojan cycle as well as the adventures of Heracles. In the succeeding Archaic, Classical, and Hellenistic periods, Homeric and various other mythological scenes appear, supplementing the existing literary evidence. Greek mythology has had an extensive influence on the culture, arts, and literature of Western civilization and remains part of Western heritage and language. Poets and artists from ancient times to the present have derived inspiration from Greek mythology and have discovered contemporary significance and relevance in the themes.
Prof. Cassandra Bullick

Genetics:
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Brown

**Prof. Cassandra Bullick** is one of the pre-made NPCs in Quadington University.

She can be made playable by befriending and asking her to move in, or by marrying her.

Her name is randomized when Quadington University is added. The name "Prof. Cassandra Bullick" is only referenced in the subhood template.
Chuck Wagon

***Life State:***
**Name:** Chuck Wagon
**Age:** Young Adult
**Gender:** Male
 ***Education & Employment:***
**Year:** Freshman
 ***Personality:***
**Aspiration:** Fortune
**Zodiac Sign:** Capricorn
 ***Relations:***
**Parents:** None
**Siblings:** None
**Romances:** None
**Children:** None
 ***Appearance:***
**Hair Colour:** Brown
**Eye Colour:** Grey
**Skintone:** S4
 ***Other Information:***
**Game:** The Sims 2 University
**Playability:** Townie
**Neighborhood:** Land Grant University

**Chuck Wagon** is one of the pre-made townies in Land Grant University. He can be made playable by befriending and asking him to move in, or by marrying him.

Chuck's skills and interests are randomized upon loading Land Grant University.

In the subhood template, he has 1 cooking skill point.

Like the other townies and NPCs in Land Grant University, Chuck's name gets randomized when Land Grant University is being added to a neighborhood. The name "Chuck Wagon" is only referenced in the subhood template.
Super Wings Big Team

The Super Wings Big Team isn't an official team, but it's consisted of the huge vehicles from Season 3 - Sparky, Remi, Badge, Rover, and Willy. They appeared all together at once in the 34th episode of the 4th season, except that Rover was excluded from helping in Jett's mission later on.

## Future Appearances

Not every member of this big team gets the chance to appear in every season as you wish them to, just like the rest of the new S3 characters. So this chapter will break down each member's post-S3 appearances. The list are as followed:

Badge - Season 4 only

Remi - Season 4 and 5

Sparky - Every season

Willy - Season 4 and 6

Rover - Every season
Raelynn v Barbara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Raelynn tampered with the coin before it was tossed so she will have a certain chance of winning.
	+ However, Barbara found out and she won by default.

*3rd Quarter*

* Barbara was so mad about losing, she called Raelynn a slut.

*4th Quarter*

* Barbara and Viola were hi-fiving each other after they kept the Diamonds scoreless for the quarter.

* Raelynn insulted Barbara's breasts after the 4th quarter

## Memorable Quotes

*Coin Toss Cheat*

Umpire: Heads or Tails?

Raelynn: To make this a certain win for me, I pick heads.

Umpire: Fair enough, it's heads anyway.

Raelynn: Yes!

Barbara: Wait a minute, this coin has 2 heads. Umpire, Raelynn's been cheating. She glued two coins with both sides showing heads.

Umpire: In that case then, Barbara gets to choose which side her team kicks.

Barbara: Yes!

Raelynn: Fuck you.

*Scoreless Quarter*

Barbara: Ha-ha Raelynn, we kept your team scoreless in the final quarter!

Viola: Hi-five!

(Barbara and Viola hi-five each other)

Raelynn: Oh yeah? At keast I don't have tiny titties.

Barbara: Excuse me? My boobs are huge! Nobody disses my tits.

Raelynn: Whatever, deal with it. Serves you right for calling me a slut.

Barbara: Well you deserved it!

Raelynn: Well you deserve to be put in Death Row.

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 2.3 (15), 3.5 (23), 7.9 (51), 12.9 (81)**

Raelynn Diamonds 2.4 (16), 4.8 (32), 8.16 (64), 8.16 (64)

## Gallery

Barbara found out that Raelynn was messing with the coin before the coin toss so she can win.
Caitlin v Raelynn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Mandii taunted Nina by calling her a skank.

*3rd Quarter*

* Caitlin was calling Angela a gigantic bitch after she grabbed her and made Caitlin hold the ball.

*4th Quarter*

* By accident, Raelynn managed to dislocate Denzel's arm in a tackle.

## The Score

**Caitlin Reds 6.1 (37), 10.7 (67), 14.10 (94), 19.11 (125)**

Raelynn Diamonds 5.0 (30), 8.5 (53), 11.11 (77), 13.14 (92)
Rachel-Lou v Jarrod

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Rick blew raspberries at Joss and Gavin because he kicked an impressive 6 goals.

*3rd Quarter*

* Kristen got reported after calling Taylor and Heidi Drug Addicted Bitches and gestured a needle jab.

*4th Quarter*

* All of the Bulldogs fans were booing at the Ninjas players because they thought they would lose.

## The Score

**Rachel-Lou Ninjas 5.5 (35), 13.8 (86), 18.10 (118), 24.15 (159)**

Jarrod Bulldogs 6.6 (42), 10.10 (70), 13.13 (91), 14.15 (99)
Hugh Knowe

***Life State:***
**Name:** Hugh Knowe
**Age:** Young Adult
**Gender:** Male
 ***Education & Employment:***
**Year:** Freshman
 ***Personality:***
**Aspiration:** Knowledge
**Zodiac Sign:** Gemini
 ***Relations:***
**Parents:** Dun Knowe, Alli Knowe
**Siblings:** Ida Juana Knowe
**Romances:** None
**Children:** None
**Marital Status:** Single
 ***Appearance:***
**Hair Colour:** Black
**Eye Colour:** Brown
**Skintone:** S4
 ***Other Information:***
**Game:** The Sims 2 University
**Playability:** Playable
**Neighborhood:** Land Grant University

**Hugh Knowe** is one of the pre-made playable students in Land Grant University. He lives in the Nerdists household with roommates Cliff Notes and Sara Bellum.

Hugh is still undeclared and is in his freshman year. (1st semester). He starts off with 3 cooking, 3 mechanical, 2 charisma, 1 logic and 3 cleaning skill points. Hugh is 55 hours away from the final exam.

When first played, he's friends with his sister Ida Juana Knowe, Cliff Notes and Sara Bellum. Andy Bellum has a negative relationship towards Hugh but he doesn't hate Andy; Hugh has a positive relationship towards Andy.
Derry v Eileen

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Eileen messed with Shaelee's sports drink at Half Time because one of her overhead marks managed to mess Eileen's hair.

*3rd Quarter*

* DD injured her arm after being tackled by Eileen and Harmony.

*4th Quarter*

* Akira kicked all of the goals in the 4th Quarter.

## The Score

**Derry Sharks 1.2 (8), 6.4 (40), 8.6 (54), 15.10 (100)**

Eileen Cats 3.0 (18), 4.2 (26), 7.9 (51), 7.13 (55)
Atkins

**The Atkins family** reside in 77 Road to Andromeda in Sedona. It consists of 1 sim - Aaron Atkins.

Aaron Atkins starts pregnant in the invisible stage. He's recently been abducted by aliens and found himself in Sedona afterwards.

Just like the other residents in Sedona, he starts unemployed and is 29 days away from elder.
Frieda v Adoriabelle

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* While Tina was tackling Janicee, Janicee slobbered on Tina's jersey and she called Janicee and pig.

*3rd Quarter*

* Frieda and Brenda got into an argument over who's the best Forward in the CMFL.
	+ Frieda won that easily minutes later when she kicked a goal without any defense since Tinye and Drika were chatting about each other's hair.

*4th Quarter*

* Juli got pissed after Janicee missed an important goal, which could have made the Mimes win the game.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 5.0 (30), 7.3 (45), 9.3 (57), 13.6 (84)**

Adoriabelle Mimes 1.1 (7), 4.9 (33), 9.5 (59), 12.9 (81)
Jarrod v Derry

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jarrod was twerking when he scored the first goal.

*2nd Quarter*

* Derry got reported for squeezing Kristen's boobs during a tackle accidentally.

*3rd Quarter*

* DD and Kristen got into a fight and it took 10 minutes for the umpire to break the two up.

*4th Quarter*

* Kristen kicked 5 goals straight.

* When the siren was gone, Kristen showed her boobs to the jumbotron.

## Memorable Quotes

*Federal Boobie Inspector My Butt*

Kristen: Hey Umpire, I'd like to report that Derry squeezed my melons when he tackled me.

Derry: What the fuck? I would never touch boob, I like cock.

Kristen: Yeah right, you were trying to steal the ball off me and you touched my boobs.

Derry: Fuck you slut, I didn't touch you tits, and that's it.

Umpire: Well the Instant Replay says otherwise. Derry Silva, I'm going to take your number.

Derry: Jesus fuck!

Umpire: Hey don't say that in front of me, that's blasphemy.

*Catfight in the Back Line*

Chris: And it's a goal for the Sharks, and what the hell is going on between DD and Kristen? It appears they're fighting.

Kristen: Hey bitch, you better move.

DD: Fuck you.

Kristen: No, fuck you! I'm a Forward who is a goalkicking superstar / ultimate party girl, while you're a fucking loser!

DD: Hey, don't say negative shit about me bitch!

Umpire: Woah, break it up you two.

Kristen: Oh you're going down, DD.

DD: We'll see about that.

*Kristen kicks her 5th Straight Goal*

Chris: Unbelievable! Kristen Schmit has kicked her 5th consecutive goal without missing, hitting the post or scoring any of those shitty behinds! If she keeps this up, she could be the next Josh J Kennedy.

Kristen: Yeah! DD better centre half-back off because I am a fucking queen of this game!

DD: (under her breath) Bitch.

Kristen: Party at my place after this game!

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 3.3 (21), 5.4 (34), 8.4 (52), 13.4 (82)**

Derry Sharks 2.0 (12), 4.1 (25), 5.2 (32), 7.5 (47)

## Gallery

The promo of the matchDD and Kristen fighting.
Josh v Eileen

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Eileen flipped Josh off after winning the coin toss

*2nd Quarter*

* Tyson and Nancy were making out in one of the wings.

*4th Quarter*

* Josh and Tyson hi-fived each other when they won their first game of the season.

## The Score

**Josh Power 4.0 (24), 4.0 (24), 7.8 (50), 11.11 (77)**

Eileen Cats 3.2 (20), 6.7 (43), 9.12 (66), 10.12 (72)

## Gallery

Nancy and Tyson making out in one of the wings
Diego v Christian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Diego congratulated Christian for winning the coin toss.

*3rd Quarter*

* Danton was showboating in the Forward line after scoring a goal.

*4th Quarter*

* When the siren blew, Christian congratulated Diego for winning the game.

## Memorable Quotes

*Congrats, Christian*

Umpire: Ok boys, Heads or Tails?

Diego: I say heads.

Christian: Tails.

Umpire: Well, it's tails. Christian gets to choose which side to kick.

Christian: We choose the Derry Side.

Diego: Congratulations, on winning the coin toss, Christian.

Christian: Thanks, man.

*Dancing Danton*

Chris: And Danton has kicked a goal.

Danton: Yeah! Dance break! (starts dancing)

Chris: And it appears that Danton has decided to dance in the Forward Line to celebrate.

*Congrats, Diego*

Chris: Siren's gone and the Diego Royals win by 13 points!

Christian: Hey Diego, congrats on winning this game.

Diego: Aw, thanks man. (hugs Christian)

Christian: Ooh, can we please stop before the TV Network jerks film us?

Diego: Yep, don't want Ciara and Frieda freaking out.

## The Score

**Diego Royals 4.0 (24), 7.2 (44), 9.5 (59), 11.9 (75)**

Christian Tigers 2.3 (15), 4.4 (28), 7.5 (47), 9.8 (62)

## Gallery

The promo of the matchDanton dancing after scoring a goal
Jarrod v Raelynn

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Raelynn and Christina got into a fight in the wings because they were calling each other stupid hoes.

*3rd Quarter*

* Gavin lost a tooth while trying to tackle Nina and Angela at the same time.

*4th Quarter*

* Raelynn embarrassed Kristen by ripping her jersey and exposing her bra in front of the entire crowd.
	+ However, Raelynn did not get reported due to the umpire's decision.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 4.5 (29), 8.8 (56), 13.13 (91), 21.15 (141)**

Raelynn Diamonds 4.2 (26), 7.10 (52), 11.11 (77), 15.15 (105)
Raelynn v Adoriabelle

## Stuff That Happened

*3rd Quarter*

* Raelynn and Adoriabelle kept pulling each other's hair in the Centre square.

*4th Quarter*

* One of Brenda's 5 goals managed to hit Nina in the nose and she had to be carried out of the LFG.

## The Score

**Adoriabelle Mimes 5.1 (31), 8.3 (51), 11.8 (74), 17.10 (112)**

Raelynn Diamonds 1.0 (6), 4.4 (28), 7.10 (52), 12.15 (87)
Diego v Frieda

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Frieda accidentally knocked over Helen at one point while she was marking the ball.
	+ After she scored the goal, she kindly picked up Helen and told her if she is alright.

*2nd Quarter*

* Diego got slapped by Tina because his face was accidentally on her breasts as he was tackled.

*4th Quarter*

* Danton kicked the winning goal with 35 seconds to spare.

## The Score

**Diego Royals 6.6 (42), 9.9 (63), 16.10 (106), 20.13 (133)**

Frieda Suns 6.9 (45), 10.10 (70), 16.12 (108), 19.15 (129)
Jarrod v Sharita

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Sharita bitchslapped Kristen in the Bulldogs' Forward Line for talking shit about her.

*3rd Quarter*

* When Christina was trying for goal at one point, she missed and she got so angry that she threw one of her boots at Sharita.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 3.5 (23), 7.6 (48), 11.9 (75), 16.12 (108)**

Sharita Raiders 2.5 (17), 5.5 (35), 9.6 (60), 10.6 (66)
Josh v Derry

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Riley was saying negative comments about Derry.
	+ Then Derry came over and tried to fight her.
		- Luckily, Derry didn't get reported.

*3rd Quarter*

* Akira kicked all of the goals in the third quarter since the Power Backmen could not prevent him from scoring.

*4th Quarter*

* Habakuk and Shaelee both managed to dodge the mad Ruckman skills of Lance and Nancy throughout the 4th Quarter.

## The Score

**Derry Sharks 3.0 (18), 6.3 (39), 11.5 (71), 17.8 (110)**

Josh Power 1.2 (8), 4.4 (28), 4.6 (30), 6.12 (48)
Jocelyn v Barbara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

*2nd Quarter*

* Jacob injured his knee while he was trying to mark the ball

*3rd Quarter*

* Barbara was pole-dancing on a goal post during the 2nd quarter.

*4th Quarter*

* Dennis and Jennifer were spraying Coca-Cola at each other after the Demons win.

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 5.0 (30), 10.2 (62), 16.5 (101), 22.7 (139)**

Jocelyn Sheriffs 2.1 (13), 4.9 (33), 9.11 (65), 12.20 (92)
Caitlin v Jocelyn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Dexter was picking on Denzel in the Sheriffs' Back Line.

*3rd Quarter*

* Louise kicked 4 goals straight.

*4th Quarter*

* Dexter was being a sore winner after kicking the last-minute goal to beat the Reds

## The Score

**Jocelyn Sheriffs 1.1 (7), 4.5 (29), 9.6 (60), 11.7 (73)**

Caitlin Reds 5.6 (30), 10.6 (66), 10.8 (68), 10.11 (71)
Eileen v Jessie

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jessie kept tackling Jennifer Cameron every time she had a shot at goal.

*2nd Quarter*

* Chaim and Herschel were fighting each other in the Forward Line.

*4th Quarter*

* Jessie was singing *We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together* by Taylor Swift at the final siren and later Taylor joined in

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 0.7 (7), 2.12 (24), 6.13 (49), 9.16 (70)**

Eileen Cats 3.0 (18), 5.1 (31), 8.3 (51), 8.4 (52)
Rachel-Lou v Rosalina

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* When Taylor returned after her suspension, she spotted Samantha and tried to tackle her.
	+ Tyne and Wayne saw her attempting to injure Samantha and stopped her from getting suspended again.

*2nd Quarter*

* Although a backman, Valerie kicked 8 goals straight in the 2nd Quarter.

*4th Quarter*

* After the match, Taylor scolded the whole team for losing 5 matches in a row

## Memorable Quotes

*The Amazing Backman*

*5 Losses in a Row? That's Just Fucking Great!*

## The Score

**Rosalina Cyclones 2.1 (13), 12.3 (75), 15.6 (96), 19.10 (124)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 0.1 (1), 0.3 (3), 4.7 (31), 6.10 (36)
Rosalina Cyclones

## Players

Centre -

Ruck - #71 Samantha Fox

Ruck Rover -#52 Paige Evans

Rover - #22 Janelle McLea

Wing - #42 Mertyssa Allyn

Wing -#11 Aurelle McLawrence

Forward Pocket - #02 Shay O'Shea

Forward Pocket -

Back Pocket -#13 Hector Slade

Back Pocket -

Full Forward - #07 Ruth Barkley

Full Back - #41 Rosalina Masterson

Centre Half Back - #37 Valerie Dawson

Centre Half Forward - #51 Burn MacPhearson

Half Back Flank - #28 Mzee Kowalski

Half Back Flank - #33 Ludmilla DeLeon

Half Forward Flank -#62 Patty Goldman

Half Forward Flank -

## Gallery

The Sharks' Home JerseyThe Shark's Away Jersey
Rachel-Lou v Jocelyn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* There was a one-minute silence before the start of the match for the death of Phil Walsh.
	+ During the silence, there were some signs of disrespect. i.e - Some of the fans shouting bad stuff about the players and Dexter playing Angry Birds on his iPhone.

*2nd Quarter*

* The score was very low at Half Time as most of the players were still sad about the loss of Phil Walsh.

*3rd Quarter*

* Taylor was saying negative comments about Phil Walsh and Louise punched her for being disrespectful.
	+ Lucky for Louise, she didn't get reported.

*4th Quarter*

* At the end of the match, the Ninjas and Sheriffs players huddled around for another minute's silence.

## The Score

**Jocelyn Sheriffs 0.3 (3), 1.8 (14), 5.10 (40), 7.12 (54)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 0.2 (2), 0.12 (12), 3.15 (33), 4.20 (44)
Caitlin v Rachel-Lou

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Heidi wasn't much of a defender and let the Reds score 4 goals.

*3rd Quarter*

* Sandii kicked 6 goals straight, mostly because of Heidi's poor defending.

*4th Quarter*

* Taylor got a $1000 fine for striking Dick, who kicked 7 of the Reds' goals.

## The Score

**Caitlin Reds 4.5 (29), 9.6 (60), 15.10 (100), 19.15 (129)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 0.0 (0), 2.0 (12), 2.1 (13), 5.3 (33)
Sharita v Barbara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Sharita and Barbara got into a fight before bouncedown because Barbara was saying shit about Sharita.

*2nd Quarter*

* Sharita slapped Dennis because his head landed in her breasts while she was tackling him.

*3rd Quarter*

* For some odd reason, Raphael and Sharita did the tango in the Demons' Back Line.

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 2.3 (15), 6.8 (44), 9.12 (66), 13.15 (93)**

Sharita Raiders 2.0 (12), 2.1 (13), 6.9 (45), 10.11 (71)
Adoriabelle v Sharita

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Brenda and Sharita got into a fight in the Forward line.

*2nd Quarter*

* When Juli saw Adoriabelle getting tackled by Sharita, she didn't give a shit.

*4th Quarter*

* Sharita nearly tried to beat the crap out of Adoriabelle before the siren went, but Brenda defended her and warned Sharita to not fuck with her teammates.

## Memorable Quotes

*Brenda vs Sharita Fight*

*Don't Fuck with the Adoriabelle Mimes*

## The Score

**Adoriabelle Mimes 0.7 (7), 2.9 (21), 9.12 (66), 13.15 (93)**

Sharita Raiders 2.8 (20), 5.8 (38), 7.8 (50), 10.8 (68)
Jocelyn v Sharita

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* When Sharita won the coin toss, she insulted Jocelyn by calling her a loser.

*2nd Quarter*

* When Dexter tried to tackle Sharita in the Back Line, Sharita side-stepped him and also kneed Dexter in the balls.

* When Sharita was kicking for goal, Byron was behind her and she farted on Byron's face.

*3rd Quarter*

* Sharita spent a minute shaking her booty after scoring the only goal for them in the quarter.

*4th Quarter*

* Jocelyn insulted Sharita back after the final siren blew.

## Memorable Quotes

*Sharita Insults Jocelyn*

Umpire: It's heads, Sharita wins and she decides which side she will be kicking.

Sharita: Yes, I won! In your fucking face, loser!

Jocelyn: Oh come on Sharita, that's not nice.

Sharita: This is Footy, not a Nice Lady Contest, so fuck you.

Jocelyn: She's so gonna get her karma.

*OMG, Sharita Farted!*

Chris: Sharita is now kicking for goal, can she score another goal for the Raiders?

Dexter: Hey Byron go behind Sharita and tackle the fat bitch.

Byron: Sure thing.

(Byron goes behind Sharita, Sharita farts)

Sharita: Ooh boy, my bad.

Byron: Oh god, her farts are as bad as a skunk.

*Jocelyn Insults Sharita*

Jocelyn: Yes! We won! In your fucking face, Sharita! Your team is awful.

Sharita: Oh fuck you.

Dexter: I salute to your team. (flips off Sharita)

Sharita: When we play you at Lance Football Ground in Round 22, we will fucking crush you.

Jocelyn: Yeah right.

Dexter: Fat chance.

## The Score

**Jocelyn Sheriffs 3.1 (19), 6.7 (43), 8.13 (61), 11.14 (80)**

Sharita Raiders 2.4 (16), 5.5 (35), 6.5 (41), 8.6 (54)

## Gallery

The promo of the matchSharita doing her 1-minute booty shake
Rosalina v Diego

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Rosalina predicted that her team will score 100 points and Diego's team will score no more than 10 goals (60 points).

*2nd Quarter*

* Samantha got embarrassed in the Back Line because somebody pantsed her.

*4th Quarter*

* Rosalina was crying because her team lost and she said it was impossible.

## Memorable Quotes

*Rosalina's Prediction*

Chris: So Diego, do you think your team's gonna win?

Diego: I sure hope so.

Rosalina: Ha! Not according to my calculations.

Chris: Ok Rosalina, show us your calculations.

Rosalina: According to them, our team will score 100 points, while The Royals will score no more than 10 goals.

Chris: Really?

Rosalina: Yep.

*What... But that's impossible!*

Darla: Yes! We won by 16 points! Take that, Rosalina. (blows raspberry)

Rosalina: What? But, that's impossible as fuck! The Royals were supposed to lose, Courtney was supposed to win Total Drama All Stars, Fremantle Dockers was supposed to win the 2013 AFL Premiership Cup. (screams, then cries)

Diego: Ha-ha Rosie, your team lost.

Rosalina: Fuck you! Predictions don't lie and we were supposed to win!

Diego: Yeah, but sometimes brawn beats brain.

## The Score

**Diego Royals 0.2 (2), 3.4 (22), 8.5 (53), 12.6 (78)**

Rosalina Cyclones 4.8 (32), 4.9 (33), 5.12 (42), 8.14 (62)

## Gallery

Rosalina starts crying after her team lost
Julian Bombers

## Players

Centre - #29 Brent Hardale

Ruck - #66 Dianna Reedman

Ruck Rover -

Rover -

Wing -

Wing -

Forward Pocket - #51 Kevin McDermott

Forward Pocket - #3 Jon Cyan

Back Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Full Forward - #38 Julian Frasier

Full Back -

Centre Half Back - #5 Dash Underwood

Centre Half Forward - #13 Dine Underwood

Half Back Flank -

Half Back Flank - #61 Mohammed O'Keefe

Half Forward Flank - #42 Trevor McDovern

Half Forward Flank -

## Trivia

* The logo is similar to the Essendon Bombers logo.

## Gallery

The Bombers' Home JerseyThe Bombers' Away JerseyThe Bombers' Clash Jersey, used in Rounds 6 and 19The Bombers' Vintage Jersey, used in Round 9
Eileen v Josh

## Stuff That Happened

* Since this match was cancelled due to the death of the Power coach, Alex Dunnigan, the fans and players of the Josh Power and Eileen Cats just played around the LFG for the duration of the match.

* When the siren of what was supposed to be the 1st quarter blew, there was a one-minute silence to mourn the loss of Alex Dunnigan.
Ciara v Sharita

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Sharita was complaining about why her team's song wasn't played when her team ran out of the banner.

*2nd Quarter*

* One of Octavia's shots at goal caused one of the goal posts to snap in half.
	+ Therefore, she was given a behind for the Saints.

*3rd Quarter*

* Alexia and Sharita had bit of a fight in the Saints Back Line.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 4.0 (24), 8.3 (51), 13.9 (87), 16.16 (112)**

Sharita Raiders 1.2 (8), 4.6 (30), 7.7 (49), 10.8 (68)
Derry v Rachel-Lou

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* DD was doing the L sign at some of the Ninjas players.

*3rd Quarter*

* Derry laughed at The Rachel-Lou Ninjas after they scored zero points during 3 quarters.

*4th Quarter*

* Taylor punched DD in the face after her team lost by 81 points.

## Memorable Quotes

*3 Quarters and Zero Points*

Chris: It's 3 Quarter Time, and it's the Sharks leading with 9 goals 10 and the Ninjas have still yet to score.

Derry: Wow, what a bunch of losers. (laughs)

Rachel-Lou: Hey shut up!

Derry: I hope your dad gets fired after Round 23, or even earlier if I'm lucky.

Rachel-Lou: Will you shut up!? Our team has pride and heart.

Derry: Yeah right, your team's on the bottom of the ladder and there's no way your team's gonna make the 8.

Rachel-Lou: We'll see about that.

*First Suspension Ever*

Chris: The Derry Sharks have beaten The Rachel-Lou Ninjas by an amazing 81 points!

Taylor: AW FUCK! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS DRAFTED TO THIS FUCKING TEAM!

DD: Ha-ha, loser. Enjoy your wooden spoon at the end of Round 23.

Taylor: Take that you c\*\*t! (punches DD in the face)

Umpire: Taylor, you just got yourself a 2-week suspension.

Taylor: What for?

Umpire: You just punched DD Silva in the face, which means you are suspended.

Taylor: Aw fuck you, Umpire.

## The Score

**Derry Sharks 4.3 (27), 7.6 (48), 9.10 (64), 13.16 (94)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 0.0 (0), 0.0 (0), 0.0 (0), 2.1 (13)

## Gallery

Derry laughs at the Rachel-Lou Ninjas after thier team didn't score a single point after 3 quarters.
Caitlin v Diego

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Aureola almost got suspended for striking Denzel.
	+ Denzel told the umpire later that Aureola didn't actually do it at all.

*2nd Quarter*

* When Diego was making a spectacular mark, he accidentally kicked Stanley in the face.
	+ Diego felt bad and apologised to Stanley at Half Time.

*4th Quarter*

* Dick was furious after their team's 7-point loss and wanted to tackle Danton, but Caitlin grabbed him and told him to control his temper.

## Gallery

Dick wanted to tackle Danton after his team lost.
## The Score

**Diego Royals 3.4 (22), 6.8 (44), 9.12 (66), 11.17 (83)**

Caitlin Reds 0.2 (2), 9.8 (62), 9.8 (62), 11.10 (76)
Jarrod v Rosalina

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jarrod teased Rosalina after he beat her in the coin toss

*3rd Quarter*

* Rosalina punched Kristen in the face for calling her a nerd.
	+ This has caused Rosalina to get reported.

*4th Quarter*

* Kristen kicked 8 goals straight.

* Kristen called Rosalina a loser after the siren.

## Memorable Quotes

*Rosalina punches the Party Girl*

Kristen: Hey Rosalina, get off the field, this place isn't for nerds like you.

Rosalina: Hey, don't call me a nerd you fucking slut!

Kristen: Well, what are you gonna do about it?

(Rosalina punches Kristen in the face)

Kristen: Ow, what was that for?

Rosalina: Nobody calls me a nerd and gets away from it.

Umpire: Number 41, Rosalina Masterson, you have been reported.

Rosalina: Fuck.

*Rosie is a Loser*

Kristen: Ha-ha! In your face, loser! I kicked 8 straight goals and you kicked nothing.

Rosalina: If we play your team in the finals, I will fucking bash you.

Kristen: Yeah right.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 2.1 (13), 2.1 (13), 5.6 (36), 15.7 (97)**

Rosalina Cyclones 1.1 (7), 3.6 (24), 4.8 (32), 6.10 (46)
Ciara v Caitlin

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Before the coin toss, Caitlin and Ciara told each other good luck to their team.

* When Octavia made a chest mark, the ball went down into her bra.

*2nd Quarter*

* When Dick made a torpedo punt, he kicked the ball so far it hit the umpire in the balls.

*3rd Quarter*

* Caitlin was doing the splits in the Forward line.

*4th Quarter*

* When the final siren blew, Ciara and Caitlin hugged each other as a sign of friendship.

## Memorable Quotes

*Good Luck, Ciara and Caitlin*

Ciara: Hey Caitlin, good luck in this game today.

Caitlin: Same to you.

Umpire: Alright, heads or tails Ciara?

Ciara: Tails.

Umpire: Well, it's heads.

Ciara: Congratulations, Caitlin.

Caitlin: Thanks Ciara.

*Tie Game*

Chris: Dick is about to score a goal, but no the ball hits the post and what do you know? The siren has gone and this is the first draw ever!

Caitlin: Well Ciara, great game.

Ciara: Same here.

(Ciara and Caitlin hug)

Dick: Hey great game, Octavia.

Octavia: Same. Say, wanna make out in the locker room afterwards?

Dick: Sure thing.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 3.1 (19), 6.3 (39), 8.4 (52), 11.8 (74)**

**Caitlin Reds 2.5 (17), 5.9 (39), 10.11 (71), 10.14 (74)**

## Gallery

The promo of the matchCiara invites Caitlin to a Victory Party, even though she is the captian of the opposing team and the game ended in a draw.
Barbara v Christian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Joyce got kinda scared at Quarter Time since the scores were level.

*3rd Quarter*

* In fear of losing the match, Barbara decides to cover her entire body with grease she found in a grease trap.

*4th Quarter*

* During a tackle, Barbara's shorts slipped down, exposing her downstairs business because she doesn't wear panties.

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 2.2 (14), 5.5 (35), 9.8 (62), 14.8 (92)**

Christian Tigers 2.2 (14), 4.4 (28), 9.6 (60), 9.7 (61)
Christian v Rachel-Lou

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Tyne managed to kick 6 goals straight.

*3rd Quarter*

* Christian found out that the Ninjas players have been taking drugs.
	+ Taylor was so pissed, she twisted Christian's wrist in order to shut him up.

*4th Quarter*

* During the 4th quarter, most of the Tigers players were making jokes about the Ninjas' drug use.

## The Score

**Rachel-Lou Ninjas 6.0 (36), 9.2 (56), 13.10 (88), 16.15 (111)**

Christian Tigers 0.2 (2), 3.3 (21), 6.5 (35), 10.5 (65)
Derry v Julian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Trevor had 5 shots at goal, but he couldn't score a single one.
	+ He only scored 2 behinds that quarter.

*3rd Quarter*

* DD teased Dine by saying that she's stronger than anyone else on the Bombers.

*4th Quarter*

* The Bombers finally scored a goal, which was kicked by Kevin.
	+ In fact, this was the only time the Bombers scored a goal.

## The Score

**Derry Sharks 4.0 (24), 6.2 (38), 9.5 (59), 11.6 (72)**

Julian Bombers 0.3 (3), 0.12 (12), 0.20 (20), 1.25 (31)
Christian v Jocelyn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jacob peed himself when the Tigers players ran out the banner and their team song played.

*3rd Quarter*

* Dexter prevented the Forwards from the Tigers from scoring any goals in this quarter.

*4th Quarter*

* Byron booted 3 goals straight and one of them managed to hit an umpire in the stomach.

## The Score

**Jocelyn Sheriffs 3.3 (21), 6.7 (43), 10.10 (70), 13.11 (89)**

Christian Tigers 3.1 (19), 6.10 (46), 6.12 (48), 9.15 (69)
Jocelyn Sheriffs

## Players

Centre - #39 Doan Hall

Ruck -

Ruck Rover - #8 Jocelyn Baxfield

Rover -

Wing - #1 Louise Hall

Wing -

Forward Pocket -

Forward Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Full Forward - #53 Byron Watersburg

Full Back - #88 Dexter Baxfield

Centre Half Back - #11 Jacob Reynolds

Centre Half Forward -

Half Back Flank -

Half Back Flank -

Half Forward Flank - #46 Richard Farnsworth

Half Forward Flank -

## Trivia

* The logo is similar to the one of the Collingwood Football Club.

## Uniforms

The Sheriffs' Home JerseyThe Sheriffs' Away JerseyThe Sheriffs' Clash Jersey, used in Rounds 6 and 19The Sheriffs' Vintage Jersey, used in Round 9
Jarrod v Diego

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Kristen bitchslapped Danton because he was looking at her boobs in the Forward Line.

*3rd Quarter*

* Darla got pissed at Christina because she called her ugly.

*4th Quarter*

* Jarrod and Diego made a heart-warming handshake after the game, when the teams drew with each other.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 5.6 (36), 9.7 (61), 9.8 (62) 15.8 (98)**

**Diego Royals 1.1 (7), 4.1 (25), 9.10 (64), 14.14 (98)**
Jocelyn v Rachel-Lou

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Heidi didn't do so well in defence.
	+ Which was the reason why Byron scored 5 goals in the quarter.

*2nd Quarter*

* Yoshi and Kimmie-Lee were making out in the Coaches' Box.

*3rd Quarter*

* Dexter prevented Rachel-Lou from scoring any goals in the quarter, and at one point he made her cry.

*4th Quarter*

* Omar shouted at Heidi for being a shit defender.

## The Score

**Jocelyn Sheriffs 6.2 (38), 9.4 (58), 11.6 (72), 14.9 (93)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 1.1 (7), 3.6 (24), 3.13 (31), 5.16 (46)
Christian v Eileen

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Christian and Eileen glared at each other before the coin toss.

*2nd Quarter*

* Christian tried to tackle Eileen while she had the ball but he missed.

*4th Quarter*

* When the final siren went, Christian and Eileen were both pissed after they found out it was a draw.

## Memorable Quotes

*A draw? Not again!*

Chris: Ladies and gentlemen, we have another draw this season!

Eileen: Tie game?

Christian: What the fuck?

Eileen: I can't believe we drew.

Christian: Well I can't believe I missed that last goal because I really needed that win to get higher on the ladder.

Eileen: Well thanks to this, I can kiss my chances in the finals goodbye.

## The Score

**Christian Tigers 1.4 (10), 4.5 (29), 6.7 (43), 11.10 (76)**

**Eileen Cats 3.4 (22), 6.5 (41), 8.9 (57) 10.16 (76)**

## Gallery

Christian and Eileen glare at each other before the coin toss
Adoriabelle v Jocelyn

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Vixie made a spectacular mark on top of Doan and Jocelyn.

*3rd Quarter*

* Brenda kicked 7 goals in the 3rd Quarter.
	+ Dexter and Byron got so jealous, they both attempted to injure her in the last 10 minutes of the quarter.

*4th Quarter*

* Dexter and Byron were reported because they made some rough conduct on Brenda in the Sheriffs Back Line.

## The Score

**Adoriabelle Mimes 3.5 (23), 7.9 (51), 16.12 (108), 18.14 (122)**

Jocelyn Sheriffs 5.0 (30), 9.3 (57), 11.6 (72), 12.9 (81)
Christian v Derry

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Diego and Christian did a bro-hug before the coin toss.

*3rd Quarter*

* DD's shorts ripped off in the Sharks' Half-Back Line (aka - the Tigers' Half-Forward Line) and exposed her panties.

## Memorable Quotes

*How Embarrassing, DD*

Chris: There's DD, doing a one-handed pick-up in the Half-Back Line.

(fabric rips)

Chris: And it appears that DD's shorts have been torn and is showing her pretty pink panties.

(everyone laughs)

Derry: Oh my god, I'm gonna send these pics on Facebook and Instagram.

## The Score

**Derry Sharks 4.1 (25), 7.3 (45), 12.6 (78), 16.9 (105)**

Christian Tigers 4.2 (26), 6.5 (41), 8.9 (57), 11.11 (77)
Rosalina v Derry

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Ruth kicked an umpire in the balls after he only waved one flag to signal that Ruth kicked a behind.

*3rd Quarter*

* Mertyssa was pissed after realizing that she made a mistake about switching from the Royals last week.

## The Score

**Derry Sharks 1.2 (8), 3.4 (22), 5.6 (36), 7.8 (50)**

Rosalina Cyclones 0.1 (1), 0.3 (3), 3.3 (21), 5.4 (34)
Derry v Sharita

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Instead of the usual coin toss, Sharita and Derry had an arm wrestling match to see who gets to choose which side to kick their team's goals.
	+ Sharita won that and blew a raspberry at Derry.

*3rd Quarter*

* Sharita got mad at Hawk because when kicked a goal, the ball apparently hit her on the nose while she was defending.

## The Score

**Derry Sharks 2.0 (12), 5.2 (32), 8.6 (54), 12.12 (84)**

Sharita Raiders 2.0 (12), 5.1 (31), 6.1 (37), 8.6 (54)
Sandy Beech

Relations:
Daytona Beech (Parent-In-Law)
Hamilton Beech (Spouse)
Virginia Beech (Child)
Rocky Beech (Child)
Unborn Baby Beech-Hart (Child)
 Genetics:
Hair Colour: Blonde
Eye Colour: Dark Blue

**Sandy Beech** is an adult Sim who resides along with her family in the fan created neighborhood of Widespot, she is 8 days away from becoming an elder.

Sandy is unemployed at the start of the game and is pregnant in her first trimester, not by her husband, Hamilton, but by her lover, Rhett Hart. This hints towards an affair, and might be the "adventure" mentioned in her bio.
Caitlin v Jarrod

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* When Mandii saw the Bulldogs banner, she started to cry.

*2nd Quarter*

* There was a fight between Mandii and Kristen in the Forward Line because Kristen called Mandii a huge slut.
	+ Kristen found out about Mandii's sex tape via Facebook.

*3rd Quarter*

* The whole crowd (even the Reds fans) were chanting the word slut at Mandii when she was going for goal.

*4th Quarter*

* Dick got so pissed when Kristen kicked a goal, which made the Bulldogs win by 4 points.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 3.0 (18), 7.2 (44), 10.5 (65), 15.9 (99)**

Caitlin Reds 3.1 (19), 7.2 (44), 11.5 (71), 15.5 (95)