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Episode 18: Around the World in 80 Flips, Part 1

The Chief sends Dick and Johnson an email while they are eating a bloomin' onion at their private restaurant inside their home. The mail tells the two that they have won a free pottery class and have also been invited by the **Gentlemen's Club of the American South** to partake in a friendly competition.

Dick and Johnson take a regular fanboat, not Macho Fan Randy Savage, into town to their pottery class where they find an elderly man named Pep R. Ridge to be the only other student, and make fast friends with him. During the class, Pep shares some of his "special cookies" with his new friends, making the subsequent lessons much more interesting. Dick and Pep suspect that their teacher is turning into a werewolf and attack her, causing her to add an additional lesson to the class for free before leaving. After failing to finish their pots in the kiln, the three depart the now burning building together.

Together with their new friend, Dick and Johnson go to the Gentlemen's Club of the South where they are challenged to a race around the world by the club's president using only modes of transportation invented before 1900. Confident in their abilities, the three relax at the club for a while before embarking on their journey, enjoying some more "cookies" and listening to the many anecdotes Pep has to tell. Pep reveals that he is in fact a nine hundred year old vampire, and one of the historical moments in his life includes a betrayal by his friend, Walt Disney. Seeking to avenge this misdeed, they make for Disney World in Orlando, Florida, where they plan to steal the ship of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. They construct an exact replica of the ship for sixty million dollars and call the director of Disney World, **Andy García/Terry Benedict**, telling him that they have already taken the ship, and that he must build a canal from Orlando to the Atlantic and let them leave, otherwise they will steal all other ships from the park as well. Benedict agrees, but as construction on the canal begins, Dick, Johnson, and Pep load the ship on a semi-truck and simply drive to the ocean.

With a crew consisting of Disney World actors and animatronics, they sail across the Atlantic and into the Mediterranean Sea. Johnson wants to visit the Himalayas, and so they continue on land. At the Great Wall of China, the group is attacked by a Mongolian historical reenactment troupe, because they have inadvertently ruined a photo shoot, and a fight breaks out. Also Matt Damon is there.

The episode ends as to be continued.

## Behind the Scenes

While not mentioned in this episode, at some point during their journey, Dick and Johnson also travel by train on the African continent, presumably some time after crossing the Atlantic and before crossing the Himalayas. This is mentioned in Episode 20, which consists of a shared dream/memory the two experience while on the train.
Fin Diesel

"We don't got friends, we got family."

### Appearances:

Episode 6: Dick and Johnson Save the OceanEpisode 11: Dick and Johnson Save the North Pole (Christmas Special)

Fin Diesel is a sentient, talking shark, usually disguised as a human in a trench coat and hat. His signature attack move is Fins of Fury.

Dick and Johnson first met Fin Diesel when assigned to answer a distress call from Atlantis. In his disguise of a trench coat and hat, Diesel was introduced as the human, former Navy SEAL, Jonathan P. "JP" Trander. Together they defeated the Order of the Fin, a sect of violent Atlantians. After being buried under rubble during combat, Diesel was considered missing in action until his return during Dick and Johnson's attack on the occupied north pole.

Diesel's father was the shark in the movie Jaws, which led Diesel to feel guilty about the people killed by him and he decided to dedicate his life to helping humans. As JP, Diesel has also claimed that David Attenborough is his cousin, although it is unclear whether this was part of his fake identity as a human or not. While revealing himself to be a shark, he again declared that David Attenborough and also Vin Diesel were his cousins, though, at a later point, he claims Vin Diesel to be his twin.
Episode 7: Journey to the Center of Johnson

While Dick organizes his blue-ray collection, Johnson is reading through all three *Lord of the Rings* books simultaneously for the sixteenth time, when he suddenly feels extreme pain. Using Macho Fan Randy Savage, Dick quickly takes Johnson to the hospital, where the specialist informs him that Johnson has been infected with dinovirus after his exposure to Fuhrersaurus Rex. The virus consists of microscopic Nazi dinosaurs that are attacking his cells and no known cure exists. Fortunately, the hospital owns shrinking technology that will allow Dick to enter Johnson's body. Accompanying him are a holographic projection of Johnson himself, and a specialist on shrinking technology, Doctor Manhoney MD.

Using the **Biological Underwater Transportation Tubmarine**, aka. the **BUTT-boat**, the team traverses Johnson's body until they reach the stomach, where the dinovirus cells are currently constructing a base out of objects that have not been digested, mostly tiny novelty ladders. As they approach, they overhear the leader virus cell monologuing about taking over Johnson's body to conquer the world. Using laser weapons and a group of dinovirus dogs befriended by Dr. Manhoney, they manage to take out most of the dinosaurs, and give chase to the leader that has escaped their initial assault. They catch up with the leader virus cell inside the appendix and Dr. Manhoney fights him, now in a mech suit, hand-to-hand by enlarging herself with the boat's tech. Meanwhile, Dick uses the boat's lasers to cut off the appendix, but cuts a hole in Johnson's side in the process. Dr. Manhoney takes out the leader cell, leaving the remaining dinovirus cells in a state of chaos. As time runs out, they all begin to rapidly grow back to their normal size. Dr. Manhoney, already larger, manages to escape through the hole Dick had cut, taking Dick, the boat, and Johnson's appendix with her.

After extensive surgery, Johnson recovers from the many internal and external injuries he has sustained. The virus cells that have not been removed appear to have been rendered harmless, and now, being only dinosaurs instead of Nazi dinosaurs, form a peaceful microscopic community within Johnson's body. Dr. Manhoney keeps the one white bloodcell dinosaur dog that survived the enlargement process as her pet and names it Papoose.
Episode 30: Flips in Toyland

Dick and Johnson are at home, playing some classic Nintendo games — the Chief joins them online — when Butterscotch Ripple appears. Butterscotch was able to return itself by using residue of the magic it had stored from the last time it was animated. It has come back to warn Dick and Johnson that America's most popular pastime, baseball is in danger. Easy-Bake Ovens have become increasingly jealous of modern ovens and the very popular baseball stadium snacks they produce, like hot dogs, pretzels, or cookies. During the 7th inning stretch of the next Los Angeles Dodgers and Balitmore Oreos game, they plan to serve poisoned food.

Butterscotch, Dick, and Johnson travel to Los Angeles and go to Dodger Stadium to meet with Butterscotch's informant, Polly Pocket. Polly tells them that the Easy-Bake Ovens have gathered in a secure area within the stadium. The three must infiltrate the stadium to reach them and turn themselves into toys to be able to defeat them. Johnson decides to shoot a grappling gun at a jet flying over the stadium to launch them inside. The trio is catapulted through the stadium's exterior walls and land on the field as they are being announced to sing the national anthem, because, unbeknownst to them, they had been invited to do so anyway. After a mash up of "The Star-Spangled Banner" and Whitney Houston's version of "I Will Always Love You," followed by a new original American anthem, they break into the VIP section, where they find the Easy-Bake Ovens. Failing to stealthily unplug the ovens, a fight breaks out. Despite dealing massive amounts of damage to the ovens, they are not stopped, as they appear to possess demonic powers that let them reform instantly. In a large explosion, the ovens are torn apart, but the remains fuse with the building, turning Dodger Stadium itself into one giant Easy-Bake Oven. Butterscotch then uses the magical power of friendship to open a portal to Toyland, the parallel world of toys.

Stepping through the portal, Dick and Johnson, now in the form of a G.I. Joe and a pile of Lego bricks respectively, are able to see the Easy-Bake Coven, the demonic entity controlling the possessed Dodger Stadium, and, together with Butterscotch and the power of friendship, they charge into battle. They manage to defeat the Easy-Bake Ovens for good, and all three step through the portal into the real world. While Dick and Johnson revert to their human forms, Butterscotch turns into a centaur with the human half resembling a young Michael Caine, and he gives Dick and Johnson a ride home.
Alicia Cruz

## Alicia Cruz

### Spitzname

Alice im Wunderland
Hermine
Kleine Hexe
Leena
Ali

## Persönlichkeit

### Spezies

Mensch
Fee

### Schwächen

Neumond
Ihr 16. Geburtstag
Schwarze Feen

## Herkunft

### Wohnort

Los Angeles - USA
 San Jose - USA

## Familie

### Eltern

Mila Cruz † (Mutter)
Justin Rendall † (Vater)
Kathlen Alba
 (Adoptivmutter/Tante)
Alex Danvers
 (Adoptivmutter)

### Geschwister

Veronica Cruz
 Evan Cormier †
 (Adoptivschwester)
 Jarrett Alba
 (Adoptivbruder)
Carmilla Alba
 (Adoptivschwester)
Ellen Alba †
 (Adoptivschwester)
Freya Danvers
 (Adoptivschwester)

### Beziehung

Isaac Sharman
 (Freund)

## Freunde

### Team

Isaac Sherman
 Malia Shaw
Carmilla Alba
Freya Danvers
 Alexis Castle
 Laura Hollis
 Francesca Snow
 Dove Snow

### Beste Freunde

Jarrett Alba
 Carmilla Alba
 Freya Danvers
Episode 10: Dick and Johnson Go to a Concert

After picking up Dick and Johnson from Hogwarts, the Chief tells the two that their greatest nemeses, Paul Lynde, Doctor Isis, and Christofuhrer Walken have banded together and formed an evil plan to land one final blow to Dick and Johnson and conquer the world. The Chief has also learned that, as part of that plan, there is going to be an assassination attempt on Dick and Johnson's greatest idol, Britney Spears. To save her, Dick and Johnson are to join her show in Las Vegas incognito as back-up dancers. Opening for Britney is Elton John.

Dick and Johnson land in Vegas, revisiting the spot they crash-landed at during their last visit, before entering the venue Britney will be performing at as dancers JC Chazé and Sysco Dreamstake. After being introduced to Sir Elton John and briefly reminiscing with Britney about their previous adventures, the four of them begin rehearsing for the show. Dick struggles to keep up with the dance routine, but with little time left, they prepare to begin the show regardless. During Britney's first song, a duet with Sir Elton, her nanny holding her baby reveals herself to be a masked Christofuhrer Walken. Walken sends the other back up dancers to attack, as the poison he had infected them with earlier mutates them into Amazonian Hulk creatures under his control. Fighting off the mutated dancers—mostly with pieces of Britney's snake that has been dead for a year—Sir Elton manages to break one of them out of their rage by playing the *Crocodile Rock*.

Dick then faces off with Christofuhrer Walken directly to protect Britney, and the heroic act makes the pop star fall in love with Dick. However, as Johnson comes to his best friend's aid in a whirlwind of flips, he accidentally blows off Dick's clothes with his projectile puking, making Britney fall out of love with Dick and in love with Johnson instead. One of Walken's Nazi-dinosaurs appears, taking him away, and Britney, impressed by the dino's power, falls in love with it over Johnson. The concert, which has not been interrupted this entire time, ends with a Christmas themed encore, as Dick and Johnson join Britney and Sir Elton singing *Jingle Bells*. At some point during the song, Johnson gets kidnapped, leaving it up to his best friend since kindergarten to rescue him before the villains can execute their grand scheme.
Marauder Shields

"Yes, it is \*I\*: Marauder Shields! The \*true\* villain of 'Mass Effect 3'! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

### Special Abilities:

kinetic barriers ("shields"), create armor plating, indoctrination of organics

### Appearances:

Episode 2186: Dick & Johnson Save Blasto the Hanar Spectre

**Marauder Shields** was the evil mastermind behind the Reaper invasion of the Milky Way Galaxy. A synthetic-organic creature created from harvested turians using Reaper technology, Marauder Shields had kidnapped Blasto the Hanar Spectre (the Council's best Spectre) as part of his plot to destroy all spacefaring organic life.

He then indoctrinated Commander Shepard (the Council's second-best Spectre) in an attempt to eliminate the two newly-recruited Spectres sent to rescue Blasto: Dick Rider and Johnson Hopper.
Blanche Bailey

"Oh hey, ya'll."

### Special Abilities:

part dinosaur, enhanced physical strength, speaks brontosaurus, (spits acid maybe?)

### Appearances:

Episode 4: The Lost Episode

**Blanche Bailey**, sometimes called **BB** by Dick, is Dick and Johnson's former college resident assistant, who has been genetically altered by Nazis to be part dinosaur.

As a very successful college RA, Blanche can afford to spend much of her time on vacation, traveling the world. It was during one such trip, while skiing in the Alps – as she usually does in the summer – that she was kidnapped by Nazis to be used as a test subject for their experiments with dinosaur DNA in their underground laboratory below Berlin. Held captive, she was forced to comb **Fuhrersaurus** Rex' mustache since he was unable to reach it himself with his tiny T-Rex arms.

Some time after she had been altered, she was freed by Dick and Johnson, who had come to Germany as part of a superhero exchange program and were investigating the disappearance of chancellor Angela Merkel. Blanche aided her old friends in navigating the facility. They discovered many other prisoners, including the chancellor and, upon seeing the other test subjects, Blanche realized that her mutation affected her appearance far less than most and was in fact mostly beneficial. The three defeated the Nazi scientists and the Fuhrersaurus and, with her down-to-earth nature, Blanche even convinced **Eva Braunosaurus**, the second T-Rex to join their cause. In their final battle against the remaining Nazis and their leader, Christofuhrer Walken, Blanche combined her superhuman strength with her cunning and managed to protect her allies and they ultimately defeated Walken. After their success, the Chief offered Blanche a position in the American Crime Fighting Association of America, a branch of the crime fighting section of the US government.

As their RA, Blanche knew about most of Dick and Johnson's shenanigans, but didn't report most, as she didn't believe in being too strict. She did however regularly give the two life advice and acted as good friend and mentor to them.

Blanche was infused with Brontosaurus DNA, though prefers to think of herself as being "part Godzilla." Her appearance remains mostly human, though her eyes are reptilian, and, most noticeably, her hands are replaced by sharp claws. She has also gained incredible physical strength and toughness, being able to easily lift and throw rockets and absorb gun and tank fire unharmed, as well as the ability to speak Brontosaurus.
Cookie Boss

"I have an offer of cookies you can't refuse...you want some?!?"

### Special Abilities:

extremely charismatic and manipulative, criminal mastermind, various wilderness survival skills

### Appearances:

Episode 69: Dick and Johnson Save CookiesEpisode 73: Dick and Johnson and As Many Endings As Possible

The **"Cookie Boss"** is the moniker of a member of the Wilderness Girls who sought to take over the entire Wilderness Girls cookie trade. She sought Dick and Johnson to help her troop win the Starving Games, and thus, seize control of all Wilderness Girls cookie sales revenue.
Hamilton McFuzzyface

"I got bangers and zingers, things that will getcha high, and that'll getcha all the way up in... the air."

### Special Abilities:

Near infinitely deep cheek pockets, Never believed to be an actual drug dealer

### Appearances:

Episode 31: Double Wide Edition

**Hamilton McFuzzyface** is a drug dealer and occasional crime solver who is frequently mistaken for an undercover cop because of his awkward way of talking about drugs. He was born as a hamster but got turned into a human by a witch.

Dick and Johnson are introduced to McFuzzyface through the Chief, who brings him as an insider to the drug dealing world to aid the two and their neighbor Nicole in their mission to stop Christofuhrer Walken from selling Nazi dinosaur DNA based drugs. McFuzzyface is first able to "help" by giving the entire team a sample of all the drugs (the names of which he appears to mostly be making up on the spot). During combat, McFuzzyface utilizes the agility and ferocity of his hamster roots, as well as the ability to pull equipment of immense sizes and quantity from his cheek pouches.

McFuzzyface is about 6' 2'', has a patchy brown beard, wears a long trench coat filled with bags of cocaine, and has what looks like a cigarette, but is actually a piece of soft wood he chews on to calm down. He uses his enormous cheek pockets to store any kind of equipment such as his drugs, weapons, or food.

McFuzzyface was born in a cave as a hamster and spend most of his childhood running in a wheel. He mistrusts women because the first woman he met, his hamster mother, tried to eat him. At some point, he was turned into a human by a witch for unknown reasons. He meets the witch again after his mission with Dick and Johnson, while traveling to California to help retrieve the imprisoned Dick. He punches her in the face for having turned him into a human against his will, although he also admits to, at least in some ways, living a better and fuller life now because of it.

After helping to successfully take down Christofuhrer Walken and Time Traveling Mark Twain's drug business, McFuzzyface gets officially pardoned for his crimes. The police would also offer him a job, but fail to do so, as they believe him to already be working for them undercover, and he goes back selling drugs and occasionally solving crime.
Freddie Mercury

### Special Abilities:

Multi-functional microphone,Freddie Mercury's voice, Freddie Mercury's mustache, being Freddie Mercury

### Appearances:

Episode 36: Dick and Johnson Save the Second Season

**Freddie Mercury** is the lead singer for Queen, a time traveler sent by Her Majesty, and a GD legend.

Freddie was sent from the past by the Queen through a blue box. His mission was to prevent a cultural calamity caused by the theft of the second season of the popular TV series *The Drumming Bears*. He was approached by Dick and Johnson while waiting in line for the Drumming Bears Convention where the second season was to be shown for the first time, though he claimed he had confused the queue with one for a different Bear convention. Before the convention hall was opened, the disks with the second season were stolen. Together with the American heroes, Freddie investigated the theft. After having discovered a secret underground lair, the three confront the thieves, an interdimensional people known as the Mole Mens, who were believed to be merely fictional villains of *The Drumming Bears*, though Freddie reveals to his new compatriots that the show was in fact not fictional. With their robot technology and assistance from Doctor Isis the Mole Mens attempt to kill Freddie, Dick, and Johnson, but are ultimately defeated. Despite having recovered the stolen footage, Dick and Johnson decided to add it to their private collection and not reveal the second season to the public. Freddie did not object and viewed the show with the two alone before returning to his own time.

Much about Freddie Mercury remains a mystery, which just makes him so much cooler. The true goal and exact details of his mission, the means by which he knew about future events, and his method of time travel are all unknown. Like Dick and Johnson, Freddie, too, is a fan of *The Drumming Bears* and that the show has inspired the song Flash, more specifically, a crossover episode with Flash Gordon. He states that he finds inspiration in all aspects of his life and at any place and time.

Freddie has shown to possess an incredible amount of stamina and energy, having waited in line for seventeen hours straight and still being energetic. With his super human voice and amazing musical talents he can utilize echolocation or cause massive destruction. He can detach his mustache to use as throwing weapon. In addition to his incredible skills, Freddie is also outfitted with James Bond style gear in the form of a microphone that has a built in amplifier and can turn into a skateboard and a lasso, and presumably other items.
The Agency

**The Agency** is the unknown branch of the United States government that regularly sends Dick and Johnson on their missions to save the country or the world from supervillains, typically via the Chief.

Since the Chief's office is shown to be at the **Pentagon** on one occasion, the Agency is most likely under the supervision of the **Department of Defense** and as such may be the Army, Navy, Air Force, or a subsidiary of any of these. Operating mostly with individual, often undercover, and also civilian agents, the Agency may also be an intelligence agency, military or civilian, such as the CIA.

On Dick and Johnson's first mission for the government they — and their classmate Tallulah— were briefed by the Chief on an army base. During their mission to save the kidnapped president, Dick and Johnson were briefed by the head of the **Secret Service** (though he also turned out to be the villain who had orchestrated the kidnapping). Dick and Johnson also claim to be official members of the MiB, though this may be out of the series' canon.

After failing a blind test by the Agency, Dick and Johnson quit, despite Rhonda Munch, member of the Agency's HR department, stating that it would constitute a breach of **their contract** and hinting at such a breach resulting in their execution. The Chief, however, allows the two to go their own way, most likely trusting that they would return in time.

1. ↑ Episode 29: Raiders of the Lost Artifact or Something that Most Likely Belongs in a Museum
2. ↑ Episode 23: First Contact
Episode 3: Dick and Johnson Go to Germany

Having saved Britney Spears from the hands of Doctor Isis, Dick, Johnson, and Britney have lived off of potatoes until they were able to return to earth. After their return from Mars and some time in quarantine, Dick and Johnson are now being interviewed by an agent to recount the events of their mission in order to justify its immense costs. The Chief interrupts the questioning because Dick and Johnson are needed in Germany. In an effort to further cultural exchange, the German ass kicking duo **Schwanz und Eifenfinger** are currently in the US. Since Germany is without its heroes and Chancellor Angela Merkel has been kidnapped, Dick and Johnson need to travel to Germany.

After landing in Berlin, Dick and Johnson recall the lead given to them by the Chief that Merkel was supposedly kidnapped by techno club kids, and they decide to visit Berlin's largest night club. However, since it is still early in the day, they first go sightseeing, enjoy the German cuisine, and nap in their hotel. In the evening, they visit the night club which is called Schwitz, posing as the German Schwanz and Eifenfinger. Inside, they learn that Merkel is being held in the "Sex-tion" the part of the club that serves as a sex dungeon. Entering the Sex-tion, they are confronted by a group of dominatrices who recognize them. A fight breaks out and Johnson, who has taken ecstasy when entering the club, is hallucinating, seeing the dominatrices' whips as snakes, and goes from bursts of rage that take out the dominatrices, to a state of confusion leaving him in a stupor. Meanwhile, Dick is struggling with both holding his ground, and overcoming cultural misunderstandings, while locked in combat with a bouncer, who eventually feels so bad for his opponent that he allows himself to be killed. Dick then uses the power of patriotism to talk Johnson out of his trip, and the two of them take a moment to give a PSA on the negative impact drug abuse has on people's lives.

They discover a hall leading deep underground into a natural cave system and an increasing number of swastika decorations. Within an underground jungle, they come upon a compound inhabited by Nazi club kids and scientists producing drugs. In an enclosure, they are shocked to find Nazi dinosaurs. Johnson, using his ability to speak Velociraptor, manages to scare off a group of raptors, but the sound attracts the attention of one of the club kid scientists, who calls in a **Nazi Tyrannosaurus rex**. Dick throws the scientist into the T-Rex' mouth and he is devoured instantly, leaving Dick and Johnson face to face with the Nazi T-Rex.
Episode 6: Dick and Johnson Save the Ocean

After attending the ceremony in honor of their museum exhibit, Dick and Johnson are approached by government representatives and assigned a mission to answer a distress call from fish (not Phish). Assisting them in this mission is Fin Diesel, who, unbeknownst to Dick and Johnson, is a talking shark disguised as a human in a trench coat, hat, and tuxedo, and first introduces himself under the name JP.

From Baltimore harbor they put out to the Atlantic on a ship. On the way, the captain tells them of a dome shaped structure they have discovered on the ocean floor within the Bermuda Triangle. Dick and Johnson use a submersible to journey down to the dome, while JP swims, pretending to use high tech diving equipment. Inside, they discover the city of Atlantis and are welcomed by its citizens with the traditional Atlantean greeting "When is Critical Role?" The Atlanteans explain, that they have formed a pacifist civilization underwater, millions of years ago, during a great flood. Since everything Atlanteans know about the surface is based on things humans flush down the toilet, they believe AOL sample discs to be the common currency and *Pootie Tang* on DVD to be the most popular movie. They have called for Dick and Johnson because a violent sect of Atlanteans, known as the **Order of the Fin**, is threatening to take over Atlantis and attack the surface world. Since Atlanteans are non-violent, members of the Order are constructing weapons of mass destruction in plain sight without anyone hindering them. Despite swaying one evil Atlantean to stand down with a rendition of "Under the Sea," Dick and Johnson and JP are attacked by the others.

As combat begins, Diesel reveals his true identity and shark nature to Dick and Johnson, who have expressed very negative opinions about sharks up to this point. Now, learning that their new friend, whom they admire very much, is a shark, they leave behind their prejudice, and together, fight their enemies. In a final climactic explosion, the Order is defeated, but Fin Diesel is buried under rubble, his fate left unknown.
Tallulah Mae

"I've had too many Dicks near me in my life!"

### Appearances:

Episode 20: Dick and Johnson and Their First Big AdventureEpisode 66: The Startling Reunion

Episode 67: The 3 Person Team

**Tallulah Mae** is a Southern belle and former classmate of Dick and Johnson at America High School.

During their senior year at high school Dick, Johnson, and Tallulah were recruited by the government to stop Doctor Isis and his army of ninja nurses. Together, they successfully took out all guards at Doctor Isis' underground submarine yard, stole one of the submarines, and used it to destroy Doctor Isis' base. After the mission's success, Tallulah disappeared. She has been rumored to have been kicked out of school, possibly for continuous underage drinking, though within Dick and Johnson's dream/flashback, she denied that this was the reason.

Tallulah uses her superior skills of acting and impersonation to take on different personalities, each with their own set of abilities. Using this power, she can gain enhanced physical strength, knowledge, charm and virtually any human characteristic. However, her changes are involuntary and many of her personalities are also be abrasive or uncooperative in some way. Personalities that have surfaced are: Hector, Gilmore, Ify, a drunk Valley girl, a Cajun voodoo witch, a super hipster, Darth Vader, a shy girl fishing for compliments, Stef Woodburn, Sean Connery, and a haphephobic (a person afraid of human touch).

Despite having shown ass kicking and bubble gum chewin' skills that, at times, even exceeded those of Dick and Johnson, she was not recruited by the Chief into the agency, and instead appeared to have been hired by another unknown organization.
Alien Alex Trebek

Alex Trebek is the member of an insectoid alien species that communicates in the form of answers to trivia questions, expecting responses to be in the form of a question.

In his human disguise, the alien organized the theft of the world's nougat supplies and managed to travel into the year 1982 to hide them in a TV studio. Two years after Trebek is killed by Pilll Baxton, a new Trebek has been created/born to take his place, this one appearing to lack the previous' criminal energy. It is unknown where the replacement alien originated from, if the process is part of its species' natural reproduction or some type of cloning technology, and whether the ability to time travel is an innate ability, alien technology, or perhaps someone else's doing.
Beefachu

"I've been doing drugs since I was a level 5."

**Beefachu** is a genetically engineered, real life Pikachu the size of a large man and with the ability to talk.

Johnson released Beefachu from its Poké Ball during Dick and Johnson's mission in Chicago, immediately after Dick had been kidnapped by Time Traveling Mark Twain, but the two seemed to already be very familiar with each other, Johnson calling it its best friend next to Dick. Along with Hamilton McFuzzyface and Nicole, it assisted Johnson in freeing Dick, and stopping Twain's and Christofuhrer Walken's plan of spreading Nazi-Dino DNA infused drugs throughout the country. After the mission's success, Beefachu went on to "defeat" all leaders of California's major gyms (in reality, since these were not actual Pokémon Gyms, it bullied people that were working out). It then was offered to star in its own reality TV show alongside other Pokémon.

Johnson again summoned Beefachu briefly to aid in a battle in the lost world of the dinosaurs.

In addition to the powers of a Pikachu, being able to shoot electric bolts from its body, Beefachu also has immense physical strength, which is enhanced even further by the regular use of steroids. Beefachu enjoys smoking cigars, and revels in the thrill of combat. It is one of Johnson's best friends and appears to already have a long history with Johnson by the time of its first appearance. When not traveling or fighting, Beefachu lives inside his Poké Ball that is being carried by Johnson.
Andy Dick

**Andy Dick** is a malicious creature with the appearance of a man, but little other human traits. Its super human hardiness and extremely effective natural weapons, paired with its completely irrational, erratic behavior makes it a most dangerous foe, inspiring fear even in Dick and Johnson.

When Dick and Johnson first learned from Gary Busey that the man known as **Chad**, who had secretly been living on their property for a while, may be Andy Dick in disguise, they recognized the serious potential danger this posed and immediately interrogated Chad. Confirming their suspicions, Dick and Johnson planned to stop this immense threat by killing Andy Dick on the spot, however, it managed to escape them, infecting Dick in the process via a scratch. While Johnson eventually captured Andy Dick and punched it into orbit, the blow was not enough to kill it. Meanwhile Dick frantically searched for a treatment to his infection and, with the help of their advanced medical technology, managed to extract a not yet fully developed Andy Dick from his body and destroy it in time.

A wound inflicted by Andy Dick such us a scratch or bite is highly infectious. A victim of such an infection is implanted with a parasite that grows into a new Andy Dick inside the host's body within hours. Whether this process turns the infected into a new Andy Dick or spawns a new one and kills the host is as of yet unclear, as no complete gestation cycle has been observed, though it is suspected to be a most gruesome fate for the infected either way. While this form of reproduction could lead to a rapid exponential increase in numbers, there exists, as of Dick and Johnson's first recorded encounter with Andy Dick, only one of its kind. This may also be the result of its evolutionary behavior: when multiple Andy Dicks congregate in one area, they will fight each other to the death until only the strongest one remains.

While Andy Dick can talk and understand language, it is unclear whether it possesses awareness or reasoning akin to humans as its behavior typically suggests otherwise. During its time living among wild horses together with Gary Busey on Dick and Johnson's grounds, it successfully imitated human behavior and appearance at least by Busey's standards. Andy Dick is always nude as it refuses to wear any form of clothing.
Time Traveling Mark Twain

**Mark Twain** is the author of the Great American Novels *The Adventures of Tom Sawyer* and *Adventures of Huckleberry Finn*, a time traveler, and one of Dick and Johnson's great villains. He may be just a fake identity created by Paul Lynde, or Paul Lynde from another timeline.

Twain first appeared as Dick and Johnson's nemesis during their investigation of Christofuhrer Walken's new Nazi-Dino DNA based drug in Chicago. He appeared to be working under or alongside Christofuhrer Walken as he claimed to be in charge of the drug's distribution and both villains later fought side by side when confronted by Dick, Johnson, and their allies. He appeared again, attacking Dick and Johnson's home directly using technology from the future. However, during the fight, he revealed himself to be Paul Lynde, and Lynde claimed that he had always been Time Traveling Mark Twain, having used a different persona for no reason other than whimsy. Under the guise of **Takethat Wiki**, Lynde had also acted as Dick and Johnson's accountant for a time, implicating the two in cases of corruption and possible money laundering. Whether Twain and Lynde are then identical, Twain is a version of Lynde from the future or other timeline, or Lynde simply lied to confuse his nemeses remains unclear.

Despite being an elderly man, Twain is a formidable fighter, exhibiting expert skills in a unique form of 19th century bare-knuckle boxing that is even a match for Dick and Johnson's Tim McGraw style. His greatest power, though, is the ability to travel back and forth through time at will by falling asleep, which, as a senior citizen, he can do instantly in virtually any situation. He showed that he can use this to heal from grievous injuries instantly by traveling back in time to a point before being injured, and he was able to bring multiple versions of himself from different timelines into the same point in time to fight beside him. He was only stopped by Johnson after being fed an insomnia inducing drug that disabled his sleep based time manipulation. This appeared to force all Twains back to their time.

During Dick and Johnson's first encounter with Twain, he states that he initially began traveling through time after falling asleep under a tree. He subsequently went to the past taking control of the legendary Camelot court and used its resources to prepare further conquests. Whether this inspired his novel *A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court*, or whether he chose the destination inspired by his own novel is not mentioned. In the recent past, Twain has also worked as an actor, having portrayed Kentucky Fried Chicken's Colonel Sanders in advertising, and himself as Samuel Clemens in *Star Trek: The Next Generation*'s two part episode *Time's Arrow*.

It was revealed that he was given his time traveling technology by evil mastermind Stick Man.
Edgar Rider-Hopper

"Those of us who've seen the world and lived through the 70s like I did, we learned a few things."

### Appearances:

Episode 11: Dick and Johnson Save the North Pole (Christmas Special)

**Edgar Rider-Hopper** is a British MI6 agent returned to duty from retirement. Because his voice is quite similar to that of British broadcaster David Attenborough, Rider-Hopper is occasionally confused with his fellow countryman.

Rider-Hopper was called in by Mrs. Claus to assist Dick and Johnson during their operation to save Santa Claus, the North Pole, and Christmas. After parachuting in, he introduced himself to the two American heroes and aided them in infiltrating Santa's occupied workshop and freeing Saint Nick. Outside, he joined the allied forces of Dick and Johnson's best friends in their face off against Paul Lynde, Christofuhrer Walken and his Nazi dinosaurs, and Doctor Isis and his ninja nurses. In their final strike against the villains, Rider-Hopper performed a magic ritual that wiped out all remaining opponents save Doctor Isis. Leaving Dick and Johnson with one last bit of wisdom, he jet-packed out to his next mission.

Even though the mission was the first time Rider-Hopper met Dick and Johnson, they all felt a strong bond of familiarity with one another, as if having known each other for much longer, and Rider-Hopper sensed a need to protect and comfort ~~his sons~~ the two; they also found much common ground in their behavior, interests, and personalities. Johnson quoted a bible passage (about two she-bears mauling 42 men) which Rider-Hopper used to recite regularly.

As a veteran MI6 agent, Edgar Rider-Hopper is highly experienced in all forms of espionage and infiltration, as well as many forms of close quarters combat. He is one of the world's few masters of barf-titsu, a British martial arts style that pairs hand-to-hand combat with projectile vomiting, enabling him to spew liquids with adhesive, flammable, and other properties. The style also requires extensive knowledge of chemistry, biology, and human anatomy. Like any true martial arts master, he learned the technique after traveling to the top of a mountain, in his case, the Flatirons. At one point, Rider-Hopper also exhibited his skills in Tim McGraw, the same fighting style used by Dick and Johnson, though he was not aware of its name. His physical prowess is matched by equally high levels of willpower and charisma, even enabling him to intimidate a lightning bolt to miss him. Despite being such a formidable foe in battle, the elderly man is easily confused when having to handle modern, high tech equipment.
Lorraine Broughton

## Lorraine Broughton

### Alter Ego

* Lorraine Bethell
* Atomic Blonde

### Alias

* Cher
* Broughton
* Platinum

## General Informations

### Race

(Mother) Australian
(Father) Australian

### Domicile

Manchester (England, United Kingdom) (Formerly)
Los Angeles (California, United States) (Currently)

### Profession

* Deputy Director. of the FBI
* Special Agent of the MI6
(formerly)

## Family

### Parents

Unspecified (mother)
Unspecified (father)
Dick and Johnson: The Untold Adventures

This is a list of adventures mentioned within *Dick and Johnson* but not aired as their own episodes:

 The Adventures of Schwanz und Eifenfinger
 The Grand Flip
 Dick and Johnson and the Deathly House-Elves
 The Redneck Time Machine
 D-Generation Flips
 Dick and Johnson Save Cuba
 Dick and Johnson and Britney, Bitch

Before leaving for a vacation in Minnesota, Dick and Johnson spend three months traveling and experiencing various adventures around the world:

 Dick y Johnson: Salvadores de México
 Mental Bank Heist/Empire Flips
 An Uncontroversial Truth
 Dick and Johnson: Rough Riders
Rhonda Munch

"Oh sorry, gotta put a dollar in the swear jar."

**Rhonda Munch** neé Vampyr is a vampire hunter and agent, originally from Wisconsin.

### Biography

Being a former mother, Rhonda disapproves of swearing, frequently referencing a swear jar when she or someone does use expletives in her presence. While Rhonda always appears positive, this attitude seems disconcertingly out of place when considering her traumatic backstory and her extremely violent and cruel handling of her targets. She had been trained by her uncle to be a vampire hunter, some point early in her life. When her husband and four sons were attacked by vampires and turned into undead themselves, she did not hesitate to kill them all. She keeps a dismembered partial corpse of a person in her trunk, stating she uses it as bait on her monster hunting excursions. She has ripped out werewolves' hearts, saying that most of them "were nice," possibly having intimidated the group into submission. During a conversation with Dick and Johnson, she also hinted at her sadistic torture of vampires, waterboarding them with holy water, extending their suffering indefinitely, since they cannot actually die from drowning. This is possibly driven by a deep hatred of vampires and a desire to avenge her family. She also seemed eager to learn more about Pep R. Ridge, the vampire that Dick and Johnson had befriended on a previous adventure. However, Dick and Johnson sensed that it would be wise not to reveal any further information on their friend.

### Adventures with Dick and Johnson

Despite being a vampire hunter, Rhonda was sent to help Dick and Johnson establish first contact with aliens, since all alien hunters were supposedly unavailable at the time. During the mission, Rhonda displayed her immense strength, her experience with vampires and lycanthropes, and her "ability" to remain calm, even cheerful in the face of violence and gore. As the Chief revealed to Dick and Johnson that the mission had been a test, Rhonda is also revealed to be a member of the Agency's HR department. When an angry Dick attempted to quit, Rhonda showed her loyalty to the Agency, pointing out that Dick and Johnson were still under contract, and even subtly threatened the two, suggesting that a brutally dismembered trunk in her car had been the last person that attempted to quit.

### Abilities and Equipment

In addition to her fighting skills Rhonda possesses a tactical mind and extensive equipment; a seemingly limitless number of stakes, a magical Mary Poppins style fanny pack, multiple gallons of holy water, and a large Sedan.

### Behind the Scenes

Pep R. Ridge was revealed by Sax to be responsible for turning Rhonda Munch's family into vampires, forcing her to destroy her undead family so they may find peace.
Isaac Sharman

## Isaac Sharman

### Spitzname

Wolfi
Dave
Saac

## Persönlichkeit

### Fähigkeit

Übermäßige Stärke
Durchsetzungsvermögen
Entschlossenheit

### Schwächen

Klausthrophobie
Einsamkeit

## Herkunft

### Wohnort

Los Angeles - USA
Beacon Hills - USA

## Familie

### Eltern

Kristin Sharman † (Mutter)
 Stephan Sharman † (Vater)

### Geschwister

Camden Sharman †
 (Bruder)

### Beziehung

Alicia Alba
 (Freundin)
Allison Reed
 (Ex-Freundin)

## Freunde

### Beschützer

Scott McCall
 Alicia Alba

### Team

Alicia Alba
 Scott McCall
 Allison Reed
Stiles Stilinksi
 Lydia Roden
 Breaden Tandy
Malia Shaw
Carmilla Alba
Freya Danvers

### Beste Freunde

Scott McCall
 Jarrett Alba
 Carmilla Alba
Freya Danvers

## Freya Danvers

### Alias

"Lancelot"
"Die Unbekannte"
"Die Affäre"

### Spitzname

Frey
Roxi
Rox
"Kingsman"
"Danvers 2.0"

## Persönlichkeit

### Stellung

Dritte Generation der Alba
 Nachkomme des
Wissenschafts-Teams

### Fähigkeit

Perfekter Umgang mit allen Schuss-, Wurf- und
Stechwaffen
Gutes Verständnis für
Strategien
Intelligenz
Rafinesse

### Schwächen

Innere Unruhe
Einsamkeit
Depression

## Familie

### Eltern

Alex Danvers (Mutter)
Mark Sloan (Vater)
 Kathlen Alba
 (Adoptivmutter)

### Geschwister

Evan Cormier †
(Adoptivschwester)
Carmilla Alba
(Adoptivschwester)
Ellen Alba †
(Adoptivschwester)
Jarrett Alba
(Adoptivbruder)
Alicia Alba
(Adoptivschwester)

## Freunde

### Team

Carmilla Alba
 Malia Shaw
 Alicia Alba
 Francesca Snow
 Dove Snow
 Laura Hollis
 Alexis Castle
 Isaac Sharman
 Eggsy Unwin

### Beste Freunde

Eggsy Unwin
 Jarrett Alba
 Alicia Alba
 Carmilla Alba
Rosanna LaSalle

## Rosanna LaSalle

### Alter Ego

* Gizelle LaSalle
* Delfine LaSalle

### Alias

Rosa
Apple
LaSalle

## General Informations

### Race

(Mother) Algerian
(Father) Algerian

### Domicile

Manchester (England, United Kingdom) (Formerly)
Los Angeles (California, United States) (Currently)

### Profession

* Special Agent of the FBI
* Agent of the Direction
Générale de la Sécurité
Extérieure (formerly)

## Family

### Parents

Unspecified (mother)
Unspecified (father)
Pilll Baxton

"One month away from retirement!"

Officer Pilll Baxton is a space police officer and an alien from the planet Alphabetary. Despite being from another planet, his appearance does not differ from a regular human, which he explains by insinuating that human life originates from space.

One month before his retirement, following the trail of an underground nougat smuggling ring to earth, Baxton crash landed into Dick and Johnson's Redneck Time Machine, causing all of them to travel to Medieval Times. During his time with Dick and Johnson in the past (or possibly just the medieval themed restaurant), he found the two to be capable fighters and recruited them to help take down Alex Trebek, the alien that had stolen the nougat. After having succeeded in his mission, Baxton transported Dick and Johnson back to their home in the present and returned to his duties in space, planning his retirement. He had expressed interest in taking a pottery class or learning to paint still lifes. As thanks to Dick and Johnson for their help, he decided not to write them a ticket for their unregistered time machine, and to work on replacing the flag that represents earth in space, which is currently just the picture of a turd. According to Baxton, earth, by people in space, is referred to as Ohgoddamnthatplace.
Lena Luthor

## Lena Luthor

### Alter Ego

* Lena Luthor
* Morgana Luthor
* Kalique McGrath
* The Shadow
* Luthor's Little Sister

### Alias

* Lena
* Morgana

## Biological Informations

### Species

Genz - The Shadow
Shapeshifter - Wolf

## General Informations

### Race

(w) Irishwoman
(m) American

### Domicile

National City - California - United States

### Profession

* Foundress and CEO of L-Corp
* CEO of CatCo

## Family

### Children

Mireya Luthor
 Keegan Luthor
 Trini Luthor

### Siblings

Keira Oath
Natalie Oath †
 Lex Luthor

### Parents

Kieran McGrath (mother)
 Lucious Luthor (father)

### Others

Nikki Oath
(sister of Keira and Natalie)
Teresa Oath
(sister of Keira and Natalie)
Barack Obama

**Barack Hussein Obamacare** is the President of the United States, a super cool dude, and the best president ever.

After Dick and Johnson save his life, he sends them swag from the White House, and grants each of them one wish using his magical power and lots of money. He fulfills Johnson's wish of bringing his friend Dick back to life, after he had been dead for eighteen hours. Dick, who had originally hoped to use his wish for a Playstation 4, used it instead to ask to make himself, Johnson, Fran, Kenmeier, and Amy Riddle happy, after their journey through the Chunnel. It is unclear how, to what degree, or even if this wish was granted.

Obama is also present at the opening ceremony of Dick and Johnson's museum exhibit at the National Museum of American History.