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Season 2 Episode 28 "King of the Hell"

A family reunion, kind of, as the teens discover the source of the anchor in HELL!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: One of the first things he checked upon being beheaded was whether it would affect his potential future voiceover career.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He makes his own Gatorade by combining Airborne, water, salt and food coloring. It is also what he was baptized in.

Normal Oak: He is very into soups, because he believes that soup never goes bad. He will make a big pot of soup, and leave it on the stove for a week.

Scary Marlowe: Her favorite sound is the sound of silence followed by a slight chuckle, followed by ‘Oh, okay’, which is the sound of someone’s feelings being hurt really badly by a joke.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe

**Guest Stars**

Jimmy Wong as Jodie Foster
Season 1 Episode 10 "Dads Don't Do Other Dads Dirty"

Glenn and Nick flee, with the other dads in close pursuit. Henry loses his cool, Darryl loses his cool, Glenn tries to stay cool, and Ron is now, suddenly, cool.

## Intro

This episodes intro features a radio station host on the station KDND recapping the final minutes of the previous episode, specifically highlighting Glenn and Nick stealing the Odyssey. The intro ends with a seamless transition into Alright.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: The Glenn Close Trio plays jazz-fusion Christmas music

Darryl Wilson: He was in the background of one of the photos on the DILFS of Disneyland account

Henry Oak-Garcia: His second favorite drink is a room temperature glass of water

Ron Stampler: His middle name is "F"

## Trivia

The intro seems to imply that "Alright" by Maxton Waller exists in the Forgotten Realms, as it is introduced as the next song by the KDND DJ.
Walter the Immoral

**Walter the Immoral** is a Bullywug and dad. He initially appeared in episode 15 of season 1, as a Blacksmith who wants to be a good dad that will cherish a kid with love.

## History

### S1 Episode 15

He steps up to where Glenn, Henry, Darryl, and Ron are in Roqueporte interviewing people to be Paeden's new caretaker. They interview Walter, and they eventually choose him as Paeden's guardian.
Election Bonus - Pokémon Go to the Polls!

We promised, you delivered! We got a bunch of folks registered with Headcount.org and as promised, our Pokémon themed West Wing-inspired political thriller one-shot. Enjoy, and for those of you in the United States, go vote on Tuesday!

### Cast:

* Will Campos as President Will Campos
* Freddie Wong as Vice President Freddie Wong
* Matt Arnold as Secretary of the Interior Caleb B. Smith Jr.
* Beth May as Secretary of Defense Babs Jetson
* Anthony Burch as The Game Master / The Media / Mewtwo
Season 2 Episode 34 "Finding Tori"

The teens must perform stand-up sets for a complete stranger.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He is not nervous about the standup, because he has been to an anime convention before, and sometimes between panels, the rooms will do a standup showcase, and he has done these so many times.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His backup plan if he can’t become a Premier League soccer player is to be a Premier League soccer coach instead.

Normal Oak: ‘In solidarity with the writers of the Writers Guild of America, I am refusing to cross the teen fact picket line.’ (No fact for Normal this episode).

Scary Marlowe: She has never watched, heard, or consumed comedy. If there was a specific standup form called misery (that wasn’t heavy metal or poetry), she would be all over that.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe

**Guest Stars**

Tori Shaw as Tori Shaw
Season 1 Episode 66 "Fender Glennder"

The dads prepare their sons for the fight and have a heart to heart with Glenn.

## Intro

This intro begins with Glenn and (insert name of bard from previous episode here) from the previous episode laying in bed after having sex. They turn on music, only to be greeted by a Spotify ad for Dr. Not Me and her therapy services. Once that ad finishes, Spotify announces another ad is coming and both Glenn and (bard) exclaim in an exasperated way.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Believes he knows how to engage in "tantric sex for hours," but in reality he cannot

Darryl Wilson: Sin of envy, he envies everything about Darnell, but specifically how well he bags his groceries.

Henry Oak: He once ate a bunch of wild rice at home, followed by an expensive 12 course meal for his anniversary with Mercedes and regretted it immensely

Ron Stampler: Is lactose intolerant, meaning he has strong negative views about cows

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM.

Freddie Wong as Glenn Close.

Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson.

Will Campos as Henry Oak.

Beth May as Ron Stampler.
The Doodler

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Season 2 Episode 9 "Debate Me, Cowards"

The teens are split by mysterious F.B.I. operatives as Link and Taylor fight for their lives and Normal and Scary attempt to prepare for a debate with the mayor.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He is the best person on the debate team. His speciality is the ‘Gish Gallop’.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His birthday is March 3rd. Every year his dads take him to Outback Steakhouse, and he gets to eat as many blooming onions as he wants, which usually ends up being half of one.

Normal Oak: He started wearing lifts in order to bring his height from 63.7 inches to 64.6 inches, the average height of a 14 year old boy. He wears his lifts with flip flops. He is also saving up for the surgery to make your legs longer.

Scary Marlowe: Her favorite color is Mole’s Breath from Home Depot, which is a very very dark shade of grey.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 31 "Home! Err... the Odyssey!"

The dads learn how they can finally get home.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: The first band Glenn was in was Bart and the Good Time Boys led by Bartholomew 'Bart' Samson.

Darryl Wilson: Darryl's favorite ice cream is Rock Road.

Henry Oak: His favorite porn is world peace.

Ron Stampler: Willy, Ron's father, is based off of Willy Loman from Death of a Salesman.
Perfume of Bewitching

> **Anthony:** *Okay so, in your inventory add that you have the Perfume of Bewitching. The tiny vial contains the magic perfume, enough for one use. So you can use an Action to apply that to yourself, and it lasts for an hour. For that duration you have Advantage on all charisma checks directed at humanoids.*
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The **Perfume of Bewitching** is a magical item found in the dungeons underneath the tower in Neverwinter.
Season 2 Episode 17 "OSHA's Eleven"

The teens do what's known as "quiet quitting," wherein they attempt to keep up with the requirements of their employment while also quietly scheming up an escape plan.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He signed up to be a Postmates driver with his mini bike. He did it for a couple of days and then stopped. He thinks being a voice actor/actress is the only job, and everything else is just a hobby you get paid for.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite pizza is whatever pizza he gets after a soccer game. It doesn’t matter what type of pizza it is, because he picks off all of the toppings.

Normal Oak: He’s never had a pet. His family doesn’t think the pet can consent to being owned, so they don’t have pets. He has befriended a raccoon that lives outside of the school by stealing lunch meat from the cafeteria. He’s also immune to rabies.

Scary Marlowe: Her only other part-time job was a few months ago, where she worked at a VHS and CD store. She was fired because she was more preoccupied with the store’s Spotify playlist than with actually helping customers.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Grant Wilson

* Season 1
* Season 2

Grant Wilson is the son of Darryl Wilson and the adoptive father of Lincoln Li-Wilson and the husband of Marco Li-Wilson.

## Overview

In Season 1 Grant is initially shown to be distant and unwilling to reveal what he was feeling as following the example of his father Darryl.

In Season 2 Grant is shown to be very in touch with his emotions. However, it is later revealed that he is hiding significant self-loathing and that he feels he is not worth loving.

## History

### Season 1

Grant is first featured in the first episode of the podcast. He is in his dad's car on his way to a soccer tournament. He plays Fortnite on his phone and isn't responsive to Darryl and Glenn's attempts at conversation. He is pulled into the Forgotten Realms with the dads and their sons.
Season 2 Episode 48 "Next to Normal"

The teens discover the spicy Oak Family Drama behind Code Purple!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He once made a bow and arrow, but because there were no Yew trees near San Dimas, he substituted a Redwood tree (it is a felony to deface a redwood tree) and made a bow which snapped immediately. He has never gone back to the bow. (He found the oldest tree in America on google maps).

Lincoln Li-Wilson: The worst thing he has ever done happened when Grant and Marco joined a home-school group, and had three other kids come to their home-school. He got so jealous of the other kids getting attention that he added laxatives to the other kids’ drinks.

Normal Oak: He has no recollection of the small arms training he received when younger, but for some reason he has had fantastic trigger discipline, and has always known the 4 rules of hot glue gun safety.

Scary Marlowe: This was the first funeral that she’s ever been to, if you don’t count the AI Reunion Arcade Fire concert that she went to, whose album ‘Funeral’ was released in 2004.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 64 "Mechanics and Heat 101"

The dads come up with a plan to deal with Willy.

## Intro

Ron parodies the "apology video" tropes used by content creators when they've done something problematic. This includes somber piano music, saying he's been crying, and dodging responsibility for his actions. He admits that the execution of a joke about women didn't go over well and he's sorry. At the end, he offers everyone tickets to *RonCon, The Bye, I'm Ron, Farewell Tour* which is part of their scam to defeat the purple robes.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Claims he is Satoshi Nakamoto, the secret inventor Bitcoin

Darryl Wilson: Sin of sloth, he would rather do anything than mess around with technology (explaining why he still has a Nokia phone)

Henry Oak: Wears non-vegan Birkenstocks and hates the vegan version of them

Ron Stampler: Doesn't know what FOMO means, but thinks it could be, "Fear of Musical Overtures"

## Trivia

Anthony got his second Brazilian wax leading up to this episode

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM.

Freddie Wong as Glenn Close.

Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson.

Will Campos as Henry Oak.

Beth May as Ron Stampler.
Germany

**Germany** is a nation in Dummynation that is in fourth place at the start of the game.

## Location

Germany is located in Europe bordering up to 4 nations, those are Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, France, Switzerland, Austria, Czech Republic, Poland and Denmark.

## Stats

### Money

Germany has a GDP of 3.86 million which puts them into fourth place between Japan and India.
Season 2 Episode 12 "Scary Movie 2"

Inside all of us there are two Scarys.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He is a spy main in TF2.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite smell is freshly cut lawn, because he and his dads mow the lawn together and it smells like everything he loves; soccer and family.

Normal Oak: Ly means you are a descendant of someone from Oakvale, so his full name is Normally-Ly Oak-Swallows-Garcia. (The ordering of his last name will change every episode.)

Scary Marlowe: Last week, she was Doodlerized.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Treehouse of Horror X

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I Know What You Diddily-Iddily-Did:Donick CaryDesperately Xeeking Xena:Tim LongLife's a Glitch, Then You Die:Ron Hauge

### Original air date

October 31, 1999

"**Treehouse of Horror X**" is the fourth episode of the eleventh season of the American animated television series *The Simpsons*, and the tenth annual *Treehouse of Horror* episode, consisting of three self-contained segments. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on Halloween 1999. In "I Know What You Diddily-Iddily-Did", the Simpsons cover up a murder and are haunted by an unseen witness. In "Desperately Xeeking Xena", Lisa and Bart gain superpowers and must rescue *Xena*star Lucy Lawless from the Comic Book Guy's alter ego The Collector, and in "Life's a Glitch, Then You Die", Homer causes worldwide destruction thanks to the Y2K bug.

"Treehouse of Horror X" was directed by Pete Michels and written by Ron Hauge, Donick Cary and Tim Long. The episode contains numerous parodies and references to horror and science fiction works, including *Doctor Who*, *I Know What You Did Last Summer*and *Battlestar Galactica*. It also features actress Lucy Lawlessand actors Tom Arnold, and Dick Clark as themselves. In its original broadcast, the episode was seen by approximately 8.7 million viewers, finishing in 34th place in the ratings the week it aired. Since its airing, the episode received positive reviews from critics.
Season 1 Episode 23 "Scammer, No Scamming!"

Hot on the tail of Scam Likely, the dads must find the strength within to confront deep, powerful truths, and will come out of the ordeal forever changed.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn is canonically the most wealthy of all the dads. Him and the Glenn Close Trio once did a gig at a Silicon Valley Startup and they paid them in bitcoin. Glenn threw it away.

Darryl Wilson: When Darryl is cooking the Thanksgiving turkey, he gives it a name and proceeds to say it's helping him in the kitchen, until he makes Grant bring the turkey out and goes "No! What have you done!" as a joke. Nobody laughs.

Henry Oak: His favorite book is trees. He also sunbathes his butthole.

Ron Stampler: Ron likes to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner in the form of a cold sandwich, like how most people consume leftovers the day after Thanksgiving.
Season 1 Episode 17 "FATHERUNKNOWN'S DADDLEGROUNDS"

The battle begins! The dads are taken on a crash course on the finer points of the battle royale format. Darryl puts on his coach hat, Ron gets wood, Henry uses his wordsmith skills, and Glenn/Freddie is objectively correct about a commonly misused adage.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: His favorite game is Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2.

Darryl Wilson: Darryl once made a Reddit post on Grant's account asking how to play Fortnite. He never learned how to play, and now gets cyberbullied via email by 12 year olds.

Henry Oak: The Oak-Garcia family has 3 pets: a goat named Earth, a bird named Cloud, and a dog named Laserwolf Fartblaster (named by the twins).

Ron Stampler: Ron has never had a cavity.
Talking Dad (Season 1 After Show)

In this special post-season after show, we go over the finale and give some insight into our thoughts and feelings about Season 1, our show, our characters, and D&D itself! We talk about the differences between being a player and being a characters, our individual approaches to the show, stinger endings, intros, our favorite bits, and the wild realization of how much of the DNA of this show is pure happenstance.
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Season 2 Episode 43 "Attack on Titanic"

This episode happens in the year 1912!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He knows the Titanic like the back of his hand because of a Pixar animated film that he’s a huge fan of; Pixar’s ‘Boats’, which is about the Titanic and the Carpathia.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He never learned anything about Titanic the movie, or the historical event of the Titanic. The only thing he knows is that Titanic is a synonym for large.

Normal Oak: He doesn’t know anything about the Titanic, because he can never tell the Titanic and the RMS Lusitania apart.

Scary Marlowe: She is unknowingly the benefactor of extreme generational wealth. Ron Stampler went into business with Beth May to sell ‘The Unsinkable Love-Float for Two’, a door shaped pool float. They made millions of dollars, and Beth is hoarding all of the money now that Ron is dead.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Hermie the Unworthy

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## Hermie the Unworthy

### Relatives

Scam Likely
Jodie Foster (scammed into believing)

### Affiliation

Chaparral High School (allegedly)
Scary Marlowe
Normal Oak
Lincoln Li-Wilson
Taylor Swift

## Overview

Hermie the Unworthy was the son of Scam Likely. He attended Chaparral High School and infiltrated San Dimas High School in order to steal the San Dimas High mascot costume.

Hermie was a method actor and often took on the personalities of Batman villains.
Season 1 Episode 12 "A Tale of Two Daddies"

Trapped in a witch's cottage, the dads face their greatest challenge yet. Glenn does some detective work, Henry reveals latent prejudices, Darryl finally unlocks an achievement, and Ron calls in the help of a friend.

## Intro

This episode's intro features Will Campos doing an impression of Aaron Mahnke and parodies the podcast "Lore Podcast" in order to recap the plot elements of the last episode, including how the daddies travelled to Roqueporte and discovered Terry Sr.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: His favorite dad joke is as follows: Why do scuba divers fall backwards when they're diving into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd just fall into the boat!

Darryl Wilson: His favorite hobby is sports. His second-favorite hobby is organization.

Henry Oak: For about 20 years, he was a hardcore Ralph Nader supporter.

Ron Stampler: The reason he doesn't know the word "sex" is because his wife Samantha always called it "making love."
Season 2 Episode 16 "Needlejuice"

The teens start their first day of gainful employment at Papa John's.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has a mini bike that he has modified to roll coal. He lets his friends in the neighborhood ride it whenever they want, and when the cops showed up he got away blame free because it was his friends that had been using it.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite thing to see is a tie between his dads hugging, and the surface tension of water.

Normal Oak: His first part-time job was playing the mascot ‘Vinny the Vegan Vulture’ at his mother’s ice cream shop, ‘Swallows Vegan Ice Cream’. However, because it was the height of summer he got heat stroke.

Scary Marlowe: The only part-time job she had was making a lemonade stand when she was 10 years old, but she didn’t sell anything because she was ‘too aggro’.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Anthony Burch

### Overview

**Anthony Burch** is a writer for video games (Borderlands 2, League of Legends), comics (Big Trouble in Little China: Old Man Jack, Rocko's Modern Afterlife), and visual media (Hey Ash Whatcha Playin' (YouTube), RocketJump: The Show (Hulu)). His work has been called "on par with the best of the industry" (GameInformer), "Worth taking a look at," (ComicBook.com), and "I'm writing you out of my will" (David Burch). Anthony is the DM.
Season 2 Episode 32 "Con Mayor"

The teens are straight up befuddled by a staggering betrayal.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He is not a fan of Willy (anymore). At first, he felt great that his mom was seeing someone she likes, but now he thinks Willy is a real jerk.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: Grant and Marco put bells on Lincoln’s bedroom door so that they knew when he was getting up in the middle of the night. He was getting up because he liked to sleep on the grass, because that’s where the soccer field is.

Normal Oak: He doesn’t get mad, he gets even.

Scary Marlowe: Her favorite genre of music is Kidz Bop, because nothing is darker than a child singing the lyrics of Closer by The Chainsmokers.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 24 "Spider-Boyz: Homecoming"

Armed with the arcane knowledge of the Doodler, the teens return to their natural coast ready to save the world.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: This is not the first time he has been in a church. He was politely asked to leave the last church he was in because he kept saying things were ‘Just like in Evangelion’.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: All of his geography knowledge comes from which countries have participated in the World Cup. He knows exactly 80 countries, and believes that there are only 80 countries.

Normal Oak: He gets bad grades in school, he has a 2.5 GPA. He gets C- across the board in all subjects.

Scary Marlowe: She has never met her step-grandfather, Ron Stampler, but has heard that he disappeared and is presumed dead. All they found were a bunch of worms, some of Ron and Darryl’s beer, and a pair of Bermuda shorts on his boat, ‘The Salty Swallow’.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 30 "Mrs. Swallows Oak Garcia's Home for Peculiar Teenagers"

The teens recover from their epic showdown in HELL!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He does play sports, and has played sports growing up. He always makes a beeline towards goalie, because he believes that as goalie you can ‘just sit there’. (Beth’s fact for Taylor: He played T-ball until he was like 16 because he could never actually hit the ball. Freddie adds on: He hasn’t internalised the muscle mechanics for a baseball swing because he thinks it would fuck up his katana cutting technique.)

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite meal is brunch.

Normal Oak: He’s still been doing his homework throughout the adventure. He’s not getting good grades on it, but he’s still doing the reading.

Scary Marlowe: Her favorite animal is the Pied Flycatcher.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 7 "The Gofast Club"

The teens regroup after the dance and learn more about what is expected of them from one of their dads...

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has two bedrooms. One in his mom’s house, and a ‘secondary sleeping location’ which is a tent that he has pitched in the woods near his house. He sleeps in the tent maybe once every two weeks.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He needs white noise to fall asleep. He learned how to do sound recording to make his own white noise. The white noise consists of: the sound of a ball going into the net, of feet on grass. His alarm is a compilation of announcers screaming ‘GOAL!’ from his favorite goals in soccer.

Normal Oak: His favorite part of going to school is summer vacation.

Scary Marlowe: She is the head of the Students for Realism in Fiction Initiative, a book club that argues that books like ‘Lord of the Rings’ or ‘The Martian’ or ‘Anne Green Gables’ have happy endings incompatible with the true human experience, and that the school’s curriculum should focus on books like ‘The Road’ or ‘Less Than Zero’ that reflect everyday tragedies of human existence. (Plus, the acronym is pronounced like Suffer).

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 15 "8 Simple Rules for Dadding my Teenage Paeden"

The dads assess their situation in the aftermath. Darryl confronts the looming task before him, Glenn's plan doesn't quite go as he hoped, Ron thinks outside the box, and Henry experiences some growth.

## Intro

This episode’s intro features Ron doing the famous monologue from the movie “Taken” starring Liam Neeson, but altered to fit the situation of Terry Jr. being taken by the purple robes.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: The only "dating app" Glenn has is guacamole on first dates.

Darryl Wilson: Darryl's favorite book is the Guinness Book of World Records, tied with Hop on Pop by Dr. Seuss.

Henry Oak: Continuing the trend due to being called out, his second favorite TV show is the sunset. Bones is number three.

Ron Stampler: He has attempted the Spicy Taco Wall of Flame at True North Tavern in San Dimas. He failed it due to not liking tacos that much.

## Trivia

This is the first appearance of Walter The Immoral.

This episode is the first classic Daddies 5-Footer.
Season 2 Episode 47 "Inside the Actor's Funeral"

As the teens seek crunchy munchy refuge, they must deal with the loss of a team member.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: His first fight was in 4th grade. He was getting bullied at school because he played a collectable card game (Lorcana), and the bully (Steve) took his stuff, so he kicked Steve in the balls. He got into martial arts so that he could beat up kids better without getting in trouble.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: The biggest lie he told his parents, and how he finally got into school, is after getting into a fight with his dads about going to school, he declared that he was going on a hunger strike until Grant agreed to let him go to school. The lie is that he had stashed food around the yard and was actually eating the whole time.

Normal Oak: Every morning he does a 1 card tarot reading to see what the energy of the day is. Today he draws The Lovers upside down, which means ‘Quarrels, infidelity, dangers of a broken marriage. Need to stabilize the emotions, possibility of a wrong choice’.

Scary Marlowe: She plays the piano, because if you rearrange the letters it spells Pain-o.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Pit of Myriad Delights

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**The Pit of Myriad Delights** or **Ankara the Entertaining's Pit of Myriad Delights** was a set of two pits in Neverwinter. One was used for orgies and the other one for Gladitorial combat.

When the dads dropped a pyramid on Neverwinter the fighting pit was destroyed but the orgy pit remained.
Season 1 Episode 63 "Meet the Parents"

The dads begin the process of recruiting allies from all across the land for their final battle.

## Intro

This intro is an ad for Mall's mall, where the crew visited the previous episode. It includes references like the fishing pole, The Stick of Functions, and that Henry got shrunk down in size because of the Genies.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Is a member of the AARP

Darryl Wilson: Sin of greed, he eats the best chips on a nacho plate

Henry Oak: His favorite TikTok is the talk he gives about ticks on the geology nature walk

Ron Stampler: Believes every grain of sand is a forgotten civilization, makes him feel like a god holding it

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM.

Freddie Wong as Glenn Close.

Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson.

Will Campos as Henry Oak.

Beth May as Ron Stampler.
Season 2 Episode 35 "Apollo Four Teens"

The teens must make the necessary preparations to survive SPAAAACE!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has been married before, to his body pillows, with a little ceremony and everything.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He has been married before (Season 2 Episode 2 "The Game of Life (Any WR Speedrun)"). During couples counselling, his partner told him that ‘if anything happens to me, I don’t ever want you to remarry’. They were going to apologize that night, but the simulation ended.

Normal Oak: He has been married before, in his fanfiction. This situation is eerily similar to a ‘fake marriage of convenience AU’ he wrote about the San Dimas mascots where the Chaparral bulldog and Teeny the Teen had to get fake married because the other mascots were trying to steal his will.

Scary Marlowe: She actually likes scary movies sometimes, but not too scary. Things like Labyrinth or The Great Mouse Detective.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Democracy

Democracy is an ideology in Dummynation.

## Liberator

Promote a liberation rhetoric, causing a segment of the oppressed population in a foreign country to embrace your intervention. decreasing the possibility of militia groups forming to oppose you as you invade a country that has less than half political freedom than your own, up to a 100%.

## Millitary service

Requires compulsory military training for the civilian population, which increases their defensive capabilities in case they have to fight for their country up to 200%.

## Democratic Solidarity

Gain sympathy and support from other countries when you are involved in a conflict with a country that has less than half political freedom than your own. This effect significantly improves your diplomatic standing, whether you are the aggressor or the victim, and its strength is proportional to the difference in political freedom between your country and the target country.
Italy

**Italy** is a nation in Dummynation that is in eighth place at the start of the game.

## Location

* Italy is located in Europe bordering up to 6 nations, those nations are France, San Marino, Austria, Switzerland, Vatican City and Slovenia.

## Stats

### Money

Italy has a GDP of 2 million which puts them into eighth place between Brazil and France.
Dummynation Wiki

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The Dummynation Wiki page.

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Italy

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Season 2 Episode 23 "Alright"

The teens pay a visit to the Church of the Doodler.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has ordered a series of whetting and sharpening stones off of Amazon, and despite watching nearly 30 hours of YouTube videos about how to sharpen knives, every time he tries to sharpen his blades, they get duller.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His entire relationship with Darryl is based on the fact that they both think it’s funny that football means both football and soccer. This is the only thing they have in common.

Normal Oak: A week before the season began, he decided that if being a mascot didn’t work out, his backup plan was to set a Guinness World Record for chewing a piece of gum longer than anybody else. This entire time he has had a piece of gum in his mouth.

Scary Marlowe: The worst injury she’s ever had is from slamming her finger in her locker when someone called her ‘Terry’ at school. It was recently, so her finger still clicks.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Denmark

**Denmark** is a European country ranked #39 at the start of the game. The starting ideology of **Denmark** is Democracy, with Liberator put to 6% and Military Service also put to 6%. At the start, you are given around 7 million coins.

## Location

Denmark is primarily located in Europe, however its colony of Greenland is located in North America. Regionally, Denmark is considered apart of Scandinavia and is in the North Sea.
The country borders one country, Germany However, its colony of Greenland shares a island with Canada, technically causing a border.

## Stats

### Money

In Dummynation, **Denmark** has a GDP of 353K, ehich outs it at rank 39. In the beginning you are given a large amount of coins at the start. Specifically, around 7 million coins are given to you. The beginning annual budget of **Denmark** is set to 25.1% in Social Spending, 2.5% in R&D spending, 22.9% in Military Budget, and 12.6% in Liquidity Fund.

### Military

At the start of the game, **Denmark** is given a military size of 12.48 million. The defense power of Denmark is set to 630.31 million. At the start, **Denmark** is given 130.91K Commandos, 1.96 Tanks, and 444 artillery. This puts Denmark at #46 in Military power, and #19 in Defense Power.
Sairen

## General Information

Tier: High 7-A

Name: Sairen

Origin: Kajitale

Age: 19

Height: 10’6

Weight: 225 lbs

Gender: Female

Species: Monster (Boss)

Soul: Undyne

## Stats

Spares: 0

Kills: 1

EXP: 52

LOVE: 2

HP: 35

ATK: 13 (+1)

DEF: 10

SPD: 19 (+1)

## **Money**

G: 0

$: 0

D$: 0

## Inventory

Empty

Empty

Empty

Empty

Empty

Empty

Empty

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## Themes

Base: Spear of Justice but it's Megalovania

The Undying: Battle Against a True Hero

True Determination: Something About Mega Man X: Storm Eagle's Revenge

## Lore

*She lost her parents to some undisclosed business that had employees work in exceedingly dangerous conditions, so she killed the owner of the company. She lost her only sibling to a misthrown spear from Undyne. She now resents Undyne and has made it her life goal to kill all evil and/or corrupt monsters in the underground. also because of what she chose to do, nobody will hire her for jobs, so she’s resorted to thievery and raiding abandoned places*
Water Bridges First Part

# ***What type of plant is that?***

## **Items:**

* Water Sausage
* Water Sausage
* Water Sausage
* Water Sausage
* Water Sausage
* Water Sausage
* Water Sausage
* Water Sausage
* Water Sausage
* Water Sausage
* Water Sausage
* Water Sausage
* Blue Grass
* Blue Grass
* Blue Grass
* Blue Grass
* Blue Grass
* Blue Grass
* Blue Grass
* Blue Grass
* Blue Grass
* Lilypad
* Lilypad
* Lilypad
United States of America

**United States of America** is a nation in Dummynation that is in first place at the start of the game.

## Location

* United States of America is located in North America bordering Canada and Mexico.
* They also share maritime borders with Bahamas, Cuba and Russia.

## Stats

### Money

United States of America has a GDP of 21.55 million which puts them into first place right ahead of People's Republic of China.
Season 1 Episode 29 "Big Willy Style"

Unsurprisingly, the negotiations with the Purple Robes do not go as planned.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn's dad, Bill, was a session musician and the two of them both refer to their home as the Crash Pad.

Darryl Wilson: Darryl's favorite soda is his Sodastream version of Coca Cola, which is actually just Coca Cola he pours into the Sodastream bottle.

Henry Oak: He has passed the retainer from Ep13's Dad Fact.

Ron Stampler: Ron's father, Willy, was a traveling fishing gear salesman. Willy drowned using a fancy lure to catch a huge fish which ended up pulling him overboard.
Undyne Grab

# ***That was close...***

## **Monsters:**

* Undyne
* Monster Kid

## **Items:**

* Sapphire
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
* Tall Grass
Ophelia (Feely) de Luce

## Character summary

Ophelia is Flavia's oldest sister, beautiful and vain, and an accomplished pianist.

She has multiple suitors in and around the village of Bishop's Lacey leaving Flavia and perhaps others to wonder who she'll end up with. Her vanity might only be the opinion of her little sister, but apparently she's always looking at herself in whatever reflective surface available. Although Flavia prefers to point out Feely's vanity, she'll reluctantly admit her beauty.

Feely's piano skills are remarkable and lead to her leading the choir practice at St. Tancred's and playing the organ. Many of the books' musical references come directly from Feely, and Flavia's own appreciation of music has clearly benefited from having a constant stream of near-professional level classical music played in their home Buckshaw.

Despite this Flavia doesn't seem to think much of her eldest sister's intellect, a perhaps unfair comparison when Daphne is the only other sister. Ophelia does have more social life than any of the other Buckshaw de Luces with a main friend Shiela Foster among others.

Flavia describes being regularly tormented and teased by her eldest sister, with Daphne as a willing backup, and their favourite topic: that Flavia was adopted. Despite Feely's obvious enmity towards Flavia she occasionally shows tenderness.

## Name, Age, Appearance

Full name Ophelia Gertrude de Luce. Flavia calls her Feely, which Feely doesn't seem to mind.

Feely is 17 when the series starts in 1950, and in book 5 it's mentioned her 18th birthday was in January 1951. She was therefore born in January 1933.

Cascading blonde hair, and extremely beautiful. Sometimes referenced as also looking like Harriet, their mother. All de Luces have cold blue eyes.

## Relationships

Eldest daughter of Harriet and Haviland de Luce. Has two younger sisters: Daphne, then Flavia, and Aunt Felicity. Is wooed by many.

Her four main suitors are Ned Cropper, Carl Pendracka, Sergeant Graves, and Dieter Schrantz. She may have had a crush on Mr. Collicut.

Main friend Sheila Foster.

## Back story

As the eldest sister of Colonel Haviland de Luce and Harriet de Luce, she is the only de Luce sister to have clear memories of their mother before she disappeared when Feely was 7.

## Book events

Spoiler warning: reading below will reveal Feely's preferred man. Feely very much does not want you to know too soon.
Willy Stampler

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**Willy Stampler** is the father of Ron Stampler.

## Willy Stampler

### Relatives

Carl Stampler
Stuart "Stud" Stampler
Susan Stampler (widower)
Ron Stampler
Terry Stampler, Jr.
Cassandra Swift ("divorced")
Scary Marlowe

### Affiliation

The Omega Dads
Barry Oak
Bill Close
The Doodler

## Appearances

### Debut

S1 Ep28 "The Bridges of Dad and Son County"

### Overview

Willy is extremely abusive and manipulative.

He serves as the BBEG for both Season 1 and Season 2.

## Trivia

* According to Ron, Willy always wore a birght purple bathrobe
Communism

Communism is an ideology in Dummynation.

## Call To Arms

Through central planning and coordinated efforts, the country can quickly and efficiently mobilize its military resources, reducing troop training time by up to 100%.

## Planned Economy

Government control over the economy allows for a greater allocation of resources, increasing the budget spending limit by up to 20%.

## Economic stagnation (disadvantage)

The suppression of free market principles leads to reduced innovation and competitiveness, resulting in decreased GDP growth.
Midas Sword

A legendary weapon that gets stronger with kills and turns its victims to gold.

Item - Diamond Sword

Base Damage - 8

Attack Speed - 1.6

## Description

Midas Sword is one of the sixteen legendary items currently in Battle Royale. It is an enchanted diamond sword that gets stronger with kills. It has sharpness 1 and two abilities. Unlike the Dragon Katana, this sword can not be enchanted in an enchanting table or an anvil. You are also unable to give the sword to Tim the Enchanter. Damage for the sword (for each sharpness level) is as follows.

* Sharpness 1 - 8 Attack Damage (4 )
* Sharpness 2 - 8.5 Attack Damage (4.25 )
* Sharpness 3 - 9 Attack Damage (4.5 )
* Sharpness 4 - 9.5 Attack Damage (4.75 )
* Sharpness 5 - 10 Attack Damage (5 )
* Sharpness 6 - 10.5 Attack Damage (5.25 )
* Sharpness 7 - 11 Attack Damage (5.5 )
* Sharpness 8 - 11.5 Attack Damage (5.75 )
* Sharpness 9 - 12 Attack Damage (6 )
* Sharpness 10 - 12.5 Attack Damage (6.25 )

## Recipe

The recipe for the item is 2 Nether Quartz, 1 Enchanted Golden Apple and a Diamond Sword. (see order above)

## Abilities

* Upgrading - This ability activates with a 50% chance when you get a kill. The first 2 kills are guaranteed to add a sharpness level, up till Sharpness 3. (max is 10 sharpness levels)
* Conversion - This ability activates whenever you kill any entity. It will turn them into gold and drop about 3-7 golden nuggets.
Punch Card

# ***Wasn't that guy in Snowdin?***

## **Items:**

* Ice Cream
* Nice-Cream (25 G)
* Nice-Cream (25 G)
* Nice-Cream (25 G)
* Nice-Cream (25 G)
* Nice-Cream (25 G)
* Nice-Cream (25 G)
* Nice-Cream (25 G)
* Nice-Cream (25 G)
* Punch Card
* Punch Card
* Punch Card
* Umbrella
* Nice-Cream Cart
* Sapphire
* Sapphire
* Sapphire
* Sapphire
* Sapphire
* Sapphire
* Sapphire
* Sapphire
* Sapphire
* Sapphire
* Sapphire
* Sapphire
* Glowing Mushroom
* Glowing Mushroom
* Glowing Mushroom
* Glowing Mushroom
* Glowing Mushroom
* Glowing Mushroom
* Box
Kajitale Wiki

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Autocracy

Autocracy is an ideology in Dummynation.

## Paramilitary

Employ paramilitary organizations, reducing the maintenance cost of your army up to a 50%.

## Martial law

Enforce strict control and order, reducing the likelihood of uprisings within the country up to a 50%.

## Corruption

Government officials in power positions can become corrupt and divert state resources for their own gain, leading to a decrease in equipment quality and research and development. This lack of investment can compromise the attack capabilities of your army by up to 20%.
Season 2 Episode 33 "An Extremely Goofy Episode"

The Goofs Realm, at last, and much to everyone's chagrin...

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He once had the cops called on him by a neighbor because she thought he was having a party with a load of women, but they were actually cardboard cutouts of anime girls. He got arrested because he had a sword when he answered the door.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He hates reading. To try and get him to like reading, his dads let him watch a movie based on a book first. This led to him finding his favorite movie of all time: Garfield The Movie (2004).

Normal Oak: His favorite actress is Holly Hunter, who’s in his favorite TV show Saving Grace. He admires the craft that she brings.

Scary Marlowe: Her favorite beverage is decaf Earl Grey tea. It’s a black tea, and is decaf because caffeine makes her jittery.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe