Ep 7

[b]Episode 7: Fish Wars[/b]

It is the night of the latest elimination. All 13 remaining pairs are seen walking back into the house.

Tyler: Way to go Topher

Topher: \*bows\* Hold the applause.

Geoff: Gotta admit, I didn’t expect it from you.

Courtney: You took down the witch!

Topher: (CONFESSIONAL: Hello? Do you hear that? It’s all the casting agents knocking on my door because of my stellar performance in elimination today. After punching all those walls, I could totally see myself as like a professional stuntman. I didn’t know I had it in me, but guess what? I’m still here!)

Courtney: (CONFESSIONAL: Gwen went home and this is an absolute turning point in my game for the better. Duncan has been blinded by his love for her so hopefully with her gone, he can see what really matters. Winning.)

We transition to Leshawna, Jasmine, Lindsay and Bridgette in their bedroom, sitting in a circle

Bridgette: \*places a strand of Gwen’s hair in the middle\*

Lindsay: Okay, now everybody close your eyes and hold hands.

All 4 of them close their eyes and hold hands

Lindsay: Spirits above, we ask that you protect Gwenna. Even though she scared me at first and I couldn’t look her in the eye, she was SUPER nice to me this season.

Leshawna: I don’t have a good feeling about this. I don’t like spirits

Bridgette: Shh let her do her thing

Lindsay: Now we ask that you magically deliver some high heel shoes for me within 1-2 weeks!

Leshawna: Uh huh...

Lindsay: (CONFESSIONAL: Gwenna lost the elimination thingy and I thought it’d be a great idea to cope with that loss with a ritual. I didn’t know what I was doing, but at least I had fun!)

Leshawna: (CONFESSIONAL: Lindsay and this ritual...first of all, I don’t like any type of demons or ghosts or spirits so don’t bring that around me, especially in the room I sleep in. Second, this ritual isn’t gonna do shit. Action in this game will. Gwen baby, if you’re watching I’m coming for everyone who voted you.)

We transition to the Edge of Extinction, where we see some people in the shelter

Izzy: \*wakes up abruptly\*

Owen: What’s wrong Izzy?

Izzy: Someone nearby tried to summon a spirit. I felt it!

Noah: Yeah, and I was a pop star in England. \*rolls eyes\*

Izzy: Really? That’s so cool Noah!

Gwen: \*walking on shore\*

Anne Maria: Is she depressed?

Zoey: Don’t say that

Gwen: (CONFESSIONAL: After losing the elimination, part of me was pissed but another part of me was relieved. This game has been a lot for me mentally, and I was ready to go to a hotel to relax for the first time in weeks. But nope! Edge of Extinction. Edge of Extinction sucks. It’s not the survival, it’s not the people. It’s just...the whole mood around here is depressing and reeks of death. And not in a good way.)

Alejandro: \*comes back with fishes\*

Owen: Ooh, that’s a big one!

Zoey: Thanks for going out today Alejandro.

Alejandro: No problem. \*hands fish out to Noah, Anne Maria, Zoey, Izzy and Owen\*

Trent: Dude..

Alejandro: Oh I’m sorry. That’s all that we had. If you want, there’s a spear and mask right there.

Trent: Not cool. (CONFESSIONAL: Ever since Gwen and I got here, it’s been weird vibes all around. It doesn’t make any sense to me. We’re all in a shitty mood and hungry, why make it worse?)

Alejandro: (CONFESSIONAL: The Edge of Extinction is a brutal place and you have to be ruthless to survive. There is a huge advantage coming to the Edge later, because you are coming back from the mansion well fed while the rest of us have had to work for every crumb. I decide that I need to cancel out that advantage by feeding the newcomers less food to even out the playing field.)

Trent: Alright. Keep playing dirty all you want, Alejandro. It’s what got you sent here in the first place. \*grabs spear and masks, then goes in ocean\*

Izzy: Burn!

Anne Maria: He got your ass there

Alejandro: \*shrugs\*

Anne Maria: Whatever y’all do, don’t tell them about the mangos.

Alejandro: If anyone wants mangos, go one at a time and eat them by yourself.

Zoey: I feel like that’s really cruel to starve them..

Anne Maria: Do you want to be nice or do you want to return?

Zoey: \*sighs\*

Trent: \*catching fish with spear\* (CONFESSIONAL: They want to play dirty, it’s their loss. I tried this spearfishing thing out and I’m killing it. I’m catching fish after fish, more than what Alejandro’s caught.)

Gwen: \*is seen sitting down in sand writing in diary\*

Trent: \*goes up to her with 3 fish\* Eat up. We’re gonna need it.

Gwen: You caught...all of this?

Trent: Alejandro’s being greedy so I figured I’d take matters into my own hands.

Gwen: Since when can you fish?

Trent: As of today. \*laughs\*

Gwen: Well thanks. (CONFESSIONAL: I like this side of Trent. The one that isn’t so clingy or obsessive. It’s just him being...him. If he acted like this in the house, we could have definitely gotten along better.)

Trent: (CONFESSIONAL: My main priority of course is to get back into the game, but on top of that I’m trying to fix things with Gwen. I’m not saying we should make out or anything, but just be cool with each other at the very least. I beat myself up for years about how I screwed things up with Gwen. Maybe it’s time to accept that us as a couple isn’t happening, but be open to the idea that we can be friends.)

We transition back to the house, where we see Duncan alone in his room

Duncan: \*tossing paper ball in air\*

DJ: \*walks in\* Hey dude, you wanna go play pool? Geoff and Tyler wanna set up a whole house tournament

Duncan: Nah, I’m good. Maybe next time

DJ: Look, it must be hard with Gwen gone and all. But you can talk to me. I’m a shoulder to cry on, a bro to hug-

Duncan: I said I’m good.

DJ: \*hands him a slice of pie\* Can’t stand to see you like this.

Duncan: (CONFESSIONAL: It’s a real bummer with Gwen gone. But I’ll get over it, I’ll see her when this is all over. No big deal. Don’t think I’m going to cry or pout with her gone, cause I’m not. You hear me?!? I’m not!)

We transition to Jasmine and Samey baking cookies

Samey: I’m so happy you’re still here. I was shocked when they voted you in, I had no idea. (CONFESSIONAL: Jasmine and I met on Total Drama: Pahkitew Island. A lot of people stood by and watched Amy be a downright witch toward me, but Jasmine was different. She took me under her wing and helped me regain my confidence. I respect her so much both as a woman and a friend.)

Jasmine: \*cracks eggs\* Yeah, Topher and I had no idea. Completely blindsided.

Samey: Yeah I’m sorry about that. Jo didn’t tell me or Amy that she was making the tribunal vote in you guys

Jasmine: Jo? Why’s Jo so involved?

Samey: Okay, I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this-

Jasmine: You can trust me.

Samey: Jo’s been going around talking about how the girls in your bedroom need to be split up. That’s how she rallied votes against Gwen and that’s why she made the tribunal vote you.

Jasmine: Oh my god.

Samey: Ugh, Amy’s going to KILL me if she finds out I said anything.

Jasmine: She’ll have to go through me. (CONFESSIONAL: Samey tells me that Jo is the reason both Gwen and I went into elimination. I trust Samey at her word, so now I know that Jo is rallying the troops against me and my friends. That’s not good for my game. I already don’t respect Jo, ever since she threw rocks at people to win a challenge.)

Bridgette: What do you mean by “it was Jo”?

Jasmine: She rallied everyone to send in Gwen. She told the tribunal to send me in. She pitted us against each other.

Leshawna: What a bitch

Lindsay: So uncool!

Leshawna: Jo!!!

Jasmine: What are you doing?

Leshawna: Getting confirmation. (CONFESSIONAL: I promised I’d get revenge on whoever got Gwen sent in. Jo, you fucked with the wrong room.)

Jo: \*walks in\* What the hell is the commotion?

Leshawna: So what exactly happened last week? How’d Gwen and Jasmine get sent in?

Jo: Oh, that was me. (CONFESSIONAL: One thing you should know about me is that I don’t bullshit or beat around the bush. If I have a problem with you, I’ll say it to your face.)

Leshawna: That’s a damn shame. Because I didn’t have a problem with you. Now you go on and do this.

Jo: Gee I’m terrified! Even if you did have a problem with me, nobody in this room is beating Lightning or I in elimination.

Bridgette: We’ll see about that.

Scott: \*listens in on fight with Cameron\* The girls are calling out Jo.

Cameron: I don’t blame them. Jo’s been kind of mean lately

Scott: Nice or mean, she’s a number of us. It’s us, Jo and Lightning, Dave and Leonard, the twins and Dakota and Justin moving forward.

Cameron: But we can’t beat Jo or Lightning in a final.

Scott: Let me handle that. You sit there and look pretty.

Cameron: (CONFESSIONAL: I have been itching to get some footing in this game, but I feel like I’m back in high school. Getting silenced, being pushed around. And that’s just by my partner alone.

We transitin to the daily challenge. We see the 13 remaining pairs walking in to line up in front of Chris.

Dakota: (CONFESSIONAL: I’m looking at the challenge and I see a huge pit of mud. \*gulps\* I don’t want to get dirty.)

Chris: Welcome to another daily challenge. Today, you will be getting down and dirty.

Jo: Gladly.

Chris: There will be 3 rounds. Each round, ONE person from your pair will enter the mud pit. There are balls placed around the bit. There are less balls than there are people. Your goal is to do WHATEVER it takes to get a ball and cross the finish line with one. Whoever doesn’t get a ball is eliminated. The rest will move on to the next round. A select number of people will be eliminated each round until we have three left; a tribunal. If you score, you and your partner MUST alternate. No person can go two rounds in a row. Let’s get started.

We transition to 13 individuals in the mud pit.

Chris: We randomized who is going first for each pair. We have Amy, Jo, Duncan, Dave, DJ, Blaineley, Katie, Lindsay, Justin, Heather, Scott, Jasmine and Bridgette. There are 13 of you and only 8 balls. Last 5 to cross the finish line with a ball loses for their pair. Ready....set....GO!

All 13 start running across the mud pit

Blaineley: \*falls\*

Dave: \*grabs a ball\* Wow. I got luck-

Jo: \*tackles Dave and steals ball\*

Dave: \*spits out mud\*

Justin: (CONFESSIONAL: In this challenge, we are in a mud pit and have to grab a ball, then race to the finish line. The last few to do so each round are eliminated.)

Jo: \*crosses finish line\*

Amy: \*grabs a ball\* Losers!

Katie: \*pulls at Amy’s ball\*

Amy: Watch it!

Jasmine: \*runs to them and yanks ball out of their hands\*

Bridgette: (CONFESSIONAL: Jasmine is ridiculously strong. She just yanked a ball away from two girls like it was nothing.)

Jasmine: \*crosses finish line\*

Blaineley: \*pulling Heather’s hair\*

Scott: \*trips Justin and steals his ball, then crosses finish line\*

Lindsay: Oh my god!!! \*sees a ball and walks to finish line\*

Tyler: Go Lindsay!

Lindsay: \*crosses finish line\* (CONFESSIONAL: Okay so like, what was the point of that challenge? I just walked through the mud and nobody noticed me. OMG! What if I’m invisible? \*looks at camera\* Can you see me?)

Chris: Jo, Jasmine, Scott and Lindsay are done! We have 4 more spots!

Blaineley: \*throws Katie on ground\*

Sadie: KATIE!!! \*runs in mud pit and tackles Blaineley\*

Courtney: Sadie, you can’t do that!

Chris: Katie and Sadie are DISQUALIFIED.

Bridgette: \*crosses finish line with ball\*

Justin: \*crosses finish line with ball\*

Chris: 2 spots left!

Amy: (CONFESSIONAL: There’s only 2 balls left and I want one of those spots. There’s a ball no one has gotten to yet and I see my opportunity.)

Samey: Go Amy!!

Amy: \*grabs ball\*

Heather: \*rips ball out of Amy’s hands and crosses finish line\*

Chris: Heather is done! There’s 1 ball left! DJ, Duncan, Amy, Dave and Blaineley need to pick it up!

DJ: \*grabs ball\* (CONFESSIONAL: I don’t like challenges like this, where we have to tackle people with the intent to hurt. My momma raised me better. If I win this game, I want to do it with my integrity intact. I know Duncan’s been down lately so I just gotta cheer him up.)

Blaineley: \*chases DJ\*

DJ: Duncan, catch! \*tosses ball to Duncan\*

Duncan: \*catches and crosses finish line\*

Chris: Duncan is done! Katie/Sadie, DJ/Harold, Blaineley/Geoff, Amy/Samey and Dave/Leonard have been eliminated. Everybody who’s crossed will now have their PARTNER compete.

We transition to 8 individuals in the mud pit

Chris: Lightning, Courtney, Tyler, Dakota, Leshawna, Cameron, Topher and Eva! There are 8 of you and only 5 balls! 3 will be eliminated. Ready...set....GO!

All 8 of them start running and going after the balls

Scott: (CONFESSIONAL: I did fine my round, but this round it’s stringbean Cameron competing for us. I’ve accepted my fate. No way he gets through this round with people like Eva and Lightning competing.)

Tyler: (CONFESSIONAL: I’m excited to play! I’ve been waiting for a physical challenge all season. I was on the wrestling team in high school so this is totally up up my alley. Nobody is beating me in this.)

Eva: \*grabs Tyler and throws him across pit\*

Tyler: AHHHHHH!!!

Eva: \*steals his ball and crosses finish line\*

Dakota: \*fights with Courtney over ball\*

Courtney: \*knees Dakota in the stomach and takes ball\*

Leshawna: \*crosses finish line\*

Courtney: \*crosses finish line\*

Topher: (CONFESSIONAL: This is sooo not in my element. I can’t even move all that much because I’m afraid I’ll get too much mud on me.)

Jasmine: MOVE IT TOPHER!!

Dakota: \*finds a ball and crosses finish line\*

Chris: ONE spot left! Lightning, Cameron, Topher and Tyler remain.

Jo: (CONFESSIONAL: Lightning is a football player and is the most athletic guy in the house. What’s taking him so long?)

Lightning: (CONFESSIONAL: Lightning is searching the mud pit and there’s no ball to be found! Consider me sha-lost.)

Tyler: \*gets up after being thrown by Eva\*

Cameron: \*grabs a ball\* I got it, I got it!

Scott: RUN!

Lightning: \*charges after Cameron\* (CONFESSIONAL: Me vs Cameron? In a physical challenge? Easy! Lightning chews people like Cameron up for breakfast, lunch AND dinner.)

Cameron: (CONFESSIONAL: Lightning is coming at me with full force and I’m terrified. I’m not going to beat him physically. But MAYBE, just maybe I can outsmart him.)

Scott: He’s done for.

Lightning: \*jumps to tackle Cameron\*

Cameron: \*moves to the side\*

Lightning: \*crashes into Tyler\*

Tyler: AHHH!

Cameron: \*crosses finish line with ball\* Yes!!

Chris: What a surprise! Cameron finishes! Lightning/Jo, Tyler/Lindsay and Topher/Jasmine are eliminated.

Jo: Moron.

We transition to the third and final round, where we see 5 individuals.

Chris: This is the final round. Duncan, Justin, Heather, Scott and Bridgette. The first 3 to cross the finish line with a ball earn a spot into the tribunal.

Heather: (CONFESSIONAL: I’d love to be in the tribunal. I don’t care who I have to toss or who I have to tackle, I need that power. I’m Leshawna’s partner so I am associated with her little cult and I don’t like that one bit. It’s time the power goes back into my hands.)

Bridgette: (CONFESSIONAL: It would be great to be in the tribunal. Eva is really angry and pissed off all the time. Maybe another tribunal will keep her happy for the time being.)

Chris: Ready...set....GO!

All 5 start racing through the mud

Justin: \*quickly grabs a ball and starts running to finish\*

Dakota: GO JUSTIN!!

Duncan: \*tackles Justin and takes ball away from him\*

Justin: \*trips Duncan and takes ball back\*

Duncan: \*throws mud in his face and takes ball back\*

Scott: \*grabs ball and crosses finish line\*

Chris: Scott and Cameron are in the tribunal!

Bridgette: (CONFESSIONAL: Heather and I both see the same ball and start running for it. Game on.)

Heather: \*grabs ball first\*

Bridgette: \*tugs at Heather’s shirt and takes ball\*

Duncan: \*crosses finish line\*

Bridgette: \*crosses finish line\*

Chris: Duncan/Courtney and Bridgette/Eva join the tribunal.

(We transition to all 13 pairs lined up again)

Chris: That was a great challenge. Scott and Cameron, Duncan and Courney, and Bridgette and Eva. Congratulations, you all make up this week’s tribunal. The house will vote one pair into elimination. You 6 will vote in their opponent.

We transition back to the mansion, where we see everybody walking back in after the challenge

Geoff: Duncan, that’s your third tribunal right?

Duncan: Yeah.

Geoff: Dude, you are a god at this point (CONFESSIONAL: This tribunal is totally rad. It’s ny bro Duncan and my girl Bridgette in power. It’s another week of partying for me!)

We transition to Bridgette, Jasmine, Lindsay and Leshawna in the room

Bridgette: I kind of feel guilty for winning.

Jasmine: Why would you say that?

Bridgette: The house vote. Me getting into the tribunal takes my vote away and its the final nail in the coffin for us. Now one of you is definitely going in.

Leshawna: Don’t feel guilty for winning. We’ll figure it out.

Jasmine: Go big or go home. Jo’s disrespected everybody in this house. If there’s anyone we can rally votes against, its her.

Bridgette: I’ll talk to Geoff. (CONFESSIONAL: The numbers aren’t as locked in as people think. Some people think it’s the entire house versus the 4 of us in the room. Hello? My boyfriend is literally a voter. Geoff is someone I can trust both inside and outside the game.)

We transition to Geoff, Duncan and DJ in the backyard.

Geoff: So then my buddy Brody and I hopped the fence and went surfing during the winter

DJ: Didn’t you get scared you’d be caught?

Geoff: \*laughs\* No way. We do stuff like that all the time.

Bridgette: \*walks up\* Hey babe, can I talk to you?

Geoff: Of course. \*gets up and walks with her\*

Bridgette: The girls and I need your vote.

Geoff: My vote? For what?

Bridgette: If we don’t get your vote, one of the girls is leaving and I’m next. Just please, listen to me on this one.

Geoff: Why don’t we take it easy for the week?

Bridgette: There is no taking it easy. Please babe (CONFESSIONAL: I love Geoff, I really do. But he’s been stuck in this “chill party mindset” for weeks. It’s getting to the point where we need to take things seriously.)

Geoff: Alright I’m in.

Bridgette: Thank you. \*kisses him\*

Geoff: (CONFESSIONAL: Bridge tells me that she needs my help, and I wasn’t sure at first. I never really was a fan of the whole gamey aspect of this show, but hey, if my girl needs my help then that’s what I’ll do.)

Leshawna: (CONFESSIONAL: Bridgette ain’t the only one with a man in the house.)

Harold: \*is seen solving rubix cube\*

Leshawna: \*walks up to Harold\* Put that down honey. We gotta talk

Harold: Talk about what?

Leahawna: Where is your head at with the vote? I know you and DJ seem neutral...

Harold: Neutral? I am a warrior. Warriors fight for one side and one side only.

Leshawna: Well warrior... \*gets closer to him\*

Harold: Okay, okay! You broke me, woman. I’ll do it! (CONFESSIONAL: Leshawna is my weakness but she’s so loud, so big...and I love it.)

Jasmine: (CONFESSIONAL: Phase 3 of operation flip the vote is to convince Katie and Sadie to vote with us.)

Katie: Oh my god, Sadie look! It’s Jasmine!

Sadie: Really? I LOVE Jasmine!

Katie: I do too!

Jasmine: \*sits with them\* Hey mates, I’m assuming you two are still deciding who to vote?

Katie: There’s a vote today?

Sadie: We thought it was like, a break day.

Jasmine: There is definitely a vote today and we need the two of you.

Katie: I told you this was gonna happen Sadie.

Jasmine: Pardon me?

Sadie: Katie can see the future. She woke up today and told me that we were gonna be the swing votes

Katie: I think it’s like, a superpower.

Sadie: Or maybe she gets possessed every now and then.

Katie: (CONFESSIONAL: Sadie and I are in control and I am SO scared. A lot of people think Sadie and I are dumb, which is sooo not true.)

Sadie: (CONFESSIONAL: Katie and I took math class in high school.)

We transition to the nomination ceremony. We see every pair except for Duncan/Courtney, Scott/Cameron and Bridgette/Eva seated in the living room.

Chris: Welcome to the nomination ceremony. 10 pairs stand before me.

Jo: We’re sitting.

Chris: 10 pairs sit before me. One team at a time, you will go into the voting room and anonymously vote one team into elimination. Let’s start with Jo and Lightning.

Jo and Lightning are seated in a room. In front of them is a screen with pictures of the other teams flashing

Lightning: Lightning doesn’t care.

Jo: We’re voting..Leshawna and Heather. (CONFESSIONAL: The reason why we are voting Leshawna and Heather is because I don’t trust them. Period. Jasmine and Lindsay are too nice to get down and dirty. Heather and Leshawna are strong players and they need to go.)

We transition to the next team. Lindsay and Tyler are next.

Tyler: Who are we voting?

Lindsay: Jo and um....

Tyler: Lightning?

Lindsay: Yeah, that’s who.

Dakota and Justin are next.

Dakota: We are voting Leshawna and Heather.

Jasmine and Topher are next.

Jasmine: We’re going to vote Jo and Lightning

Amy and Samey are next

Samey: Are you sure you want to do Leshawna and Heather?

Amy: Yes, I’m sure. Do you think I’m fucking dumb? (CONFESSIONAL: I don’t get Samey sometimes. She questions my decisions every single vote. Your job is to sit back and let ME do the strategizing, because I’m the only one in this pair who isn’t a dumb spoiled bitch.)

Geoff and Blaineley are next.

Geoff: I’m gonna stick with Bridgette and do Jo and Lightning.

Blaineley: Gross

Leonard and Dave are next.

Leonard: I want to vote Katie and Sadie.

Dave: Why? We agreed to Leshawna and Heather

Leonard: No, we AGREED to Katie and Sadie. \*waves wand around and points it to Dave’s head\* There, I just cast an infamous mind control spell.

Dave: Nope. Still doing Leshawna and Heather.

Leonard: Dang it

DJ and Harold are next

Harold: I made a commitment to m’lady. We’re voting Lightning and Jo.

Leshawna and Heather are next.

Leshawna: Jo is annoying the fuck out of me.

Heather: You and me both.

Leshawna: Nothing brings two enemies together like a common enemy

And finally, Katie and Sadie.

Katie: This decision is HUGE.

Sadie: I know right.

Katie: But not as huge as the time when we went to that yogurt place and our favorite flavor ran out so we had to pick between everything else and we chose-

Katie and Sadie: Blueberry Pomegranate!!!

Katie: (CONFESSIONAL: Sadie and I work SO well as a duo.)

Sadie: (CONFESSIONAL: Katie is the fork to my spoon.)

Moments later, we see everyone back on the couches.

Chris: It’s time to reveal who is going in. By a vote of 6-4....Jo and Lightning, I’ll see you in elimination.

Lightning: Sha-WHAT???

Jo: \*claps\* Well well well. You sent in a strong team who will come back. I’ve kept it real with a lot of you.

Leshawna: Real? \*laughs\* You are as fake as can be.

Jo: Whatever you say, LeShitty.

Leshawna: (CONFESSIONAL: It’s taking everything in me to not explode on Jo, but I have to keep my damn mouth shut or else I could be gone. I’m not throwing away my game for a wack ass bitch.)

A few hours after the nomination ceremony, we see DJ chopping vegetables

DJ: Jo, you should eat some veggies. It’ll be good for you in elimination.

Jo: I don’t need your vegetables. I’m pure athleticism.

Eva: \*sits down\*

DJ: Eva, thank you for joining us for dinner!

Eva: \*grunts\*

DJ: Eat up.

Eva: I’m going to work out. \*walks away\*

Amy: Is she not going to put her plate away?

DJ: Just let her be. She does it all the time. We don’t mind.

Amy: Why? Because she’s scary? (CONFESSIONAL: Everyone in this house plays this game sooo scared. If I have a problem with someone, I’m going to confront it head on. I don’t care if you look like Eva or if you look like Cameron, I fear no one.)

Tyler: Rest in peace Amy. (CONFESSIONAL: Amy is about to call out Eva. Eva?? Sheesh.  Good luck with that. Eva’s the last person in this house you want to piss off.)

Eva: \*lifts weights\*

Amy: \*walks outside\* Hey Eva! If you have a dirty plate, put it in the sink. Nobody here is your maid.

Eva: \*throws dumbbells at her\*

Amy: \*ducks\* Throwing things isn’t going to do anything moron.

Eva: You want to see if that’s true?

Amy: Not really. But we all have responsibilities to clean up after ourselves. Even Sugar did it. You aren’t special.

Eva: I’ll clean it up when I want to.

Amy: Is that another word for “never”?

Eva: GET OUT!

Amy: No.

Eva: \*throws shoes at her\*

Bridgette: Oh my god! \*rushes outside\* (CONFESSIONAL: I hear Eva going “Eva Mode” and I rush from my bed. I’ve been trying to get Eva to control her anger for us in this game. Another outburst could be the end of us.)

Eva: GAHH! I HATE THIS SHOW \*lifts table and raises it to throw at Amy\*

Bridgette: Eva! Put the table down! It’s not worth it.

Eva: BUT SHE-

Bridgette: But nothing. Do you need another yoga lesson?

Eva: No. \*lowers table\*

Bridgette: Phew...

Amy: You still need to put your plate away. \*walks back inside\*

Eva: \*charges at her\*

Bridgette: \*holds her back\* Eva, no!

Eva: (CONFESSIONAL: I could have killed her. Don’t think I’m weak or whatever.)

Bridgette: (CONFESSIONAL: I’m so proud of Eva. A month ago, Eva might have bashed Amy’s face into the wall but today she showed restraint. I think my yoga and meditation may be growing on her.)

We transition to Cameron, Scott and Jo in a room

Jo: I’m not scared. I’m ready to go in. I’ve won once, I’ll do it again.

Scott: Don’t get too cocky. (CONFESSIONAL: If you told me I’d be working side by side with Jo last week, I’d call you crazy. I don’t fully trust Jo yet but I like the way she thinks. She wants those girls out. I want those girls out. So why not?)

Jo: All Lightning ever does is work out. We got this in the bag.

Scott: Since Cam and I are in the tribunal, is there anyone you want to face?

Jo: Doesn’t matter. We beat any of them. However, it’d be fun to personally send Heather and Leshawna home.

Scott: You got it. Cam and I are voting Heather and Leshawna.

Cameron: ... (CONFESSIONAL: Just like that, SCOTT makes up the decision as to who we’re voting without me getting a say. It’s getting frustrating to say the very least.)

We later see Jo and Courtney in the bathroom

Jo: We got Scott, we got Cameron, and we need you now.

Courtney: You helped get Gwen out, so I’m all for it.

Jo: (CONFESSIONAL: I’m the toughest competitor here and I expect to come out of elimination alive. And when I do, it won’t be as easy to send me back in elimination. I can tell you that.)

We transition to the elimination, where we see all 13 pairs walking into the arena.

Chris: Welcome to elimination. As a house, you had to vote one pair into elimination. You have voted in Jo and Lightning. Come on down!

Lightning: \*walks down steps\* (CONFESSIONAL: Lightning aint scared of no elimination. The elimination should be scared of LIGHTNING.)

Chris: Duncan and Courtney, Eva and Bridgette, Scott and Cameron, you six make up this week’s tribunal. As the tribunal, you need to vote as individuals to send one pair into elimination to face Jo and Lightning. Let’s start with Duncan.

Duncan: Honestly, I don’t really care. I’ll just say Dave and Leonard.

Dave: Oh come on!

Leonard: (CONFESSIONAL: How dare he! Duncan is an evil and I must use one of my many spells to thwart off evil. Evil will NOT succeed. Not on my watch.)

Chris: That’s 1 vote Dave and Leonard. Courtney?

Courtney: I’m going to send in Leshawna and Heather.

Heather: \*rolls eyes\*

Chris: 1 vote Dave and Leonard, 1 vote Leshawna and Heather. Eva?

Eva: \*whispers to Bridgette\*

Bridgette: \*nods\*

Eva: Amy and Samey, PACK YOUR SHIT.

Amy: \*flips off Eva\*

Chris: We have a 3 way tie. 1 vote Amy and Samey, 1 vote Dave and Leonard, 1 vote Leshawna and Heather. Bridgette?

Bridgette: I’m going to stick with my partner and vote in Amy and Samey.

Amy: You’re playing a scared game.

Chris: That’s TWO votes Amy and Samey. Scott?

Scott: As much as it’d be funny to send in the twins, there’s bigger fish to fry. I’m voting Heather and Leshawna.

Heather: (CONFESSIONAL: How the mighty have fallen. Scott and Courtney, so called “master strategists”, managed to be turned into puppets by Jo. It’s quite pathetic. If you’re going to send ME in, don’t be a coward about it.)

Jo: (CONFESSIONAL: Heather’s had this coming for years. She is past her prime and that leaves a window wide open to strike.  She’s been queen bee of this game for far too long and I’m not afraid to face her head on to take the queen down.)

Chris: That’s 2 votes Amy and Samey, 2 votes Leshawna and Heather, 1 vote Dave and Leonard. Cameron, who will you be sending in?

Cameron: Chris...I’m going to send in Amy and Samey.

Everyone gasps

Jo: Dude...

Scott: Are you kidding me right now?

Amy: You just screwed yourself over nerd.

Scott: (CONFESSIONAL: We told Cameron it was Leshawna and Heather, and that pipsqueak flips on the plan so he can vote in the twins. Not gonna lie, I’m impressed.)

Cameron: (CONFESSIONAL: Scott has been controlling me this entire game and today, I take a stand. I take a stand for the little people, for everybody that’s been in a bubble, for all the voiceless people. THIS was for all of you guys.)

Amy: Absolutely ridiculous.

Chris: With that, Amy and Samey are going into elimination. Come on down ladies.

Amy: (CONFESSIONAL: What the hell? Cameron is supposed to be on my side. This is why he got bullied growing up.)

Chris: Amy and Samey, Jo and Lightning, welcome to elimination. I’m sure all of you are familiar with the concept of elimination by now. In this elimination, one person from each pair will be on a treadmill. The other partner will be on a podium answering trivia questions. If the person answers incorrectly, their partner’s treadmill will be speeded up. Whoever stays on the treadmill longer will win today’s elimination for their team. Losing goes home for good.

Moments later, we see Lightning and Amy on the treadmill along with Jo and Samey on the podium

Jo: (CONFESSIONAL: Amy’s my ally in this game but if I need to send her home, so be it. In this game, you gotta be willing to take no prisoners.)

Chris: We have Lightning and Amy on the treadmill. Jo and Samey will be answering trivia. Let’s get started. First question is for Jo. What is the fictional planet that Superman comes from called?

Jo: Easy. Krypton.

Chris: That is correct. Samey, name one female scientist.

Samey: J’tia Taylor.

Chris: Also correct. Jo, what color does red and blue make?

Jo: I don’t fucking know. Brown?

Chris: INCORRECT. \*speeds up Lightning’s treadmill\*

Lightning: \*continues to jog\* Is that all you got?

Jo: (CONFESSIONAL: Lightning has to do what Lightning does best. Nothing. He can handle the running, no doubt. No way he could have ever done the trivia portion, so it’s all on me.)

Chris: Samey, what is the capital of Spain?

Samey: Norway?

Chris: Incorrect. \*speeds up Amy’s treadmill\*

Elapsed Time: 15 Minutes

We see Amy and Lightning’s treadmill both at a very fast pace now. They are roughly even.

Lightning: \*runs\* (CONFESSIONAL: This ain’t no problem for Lightning. All I gotta do is close my eyes and pretend I’m back on the football field making my pops proud.)

Chris: Jo, what planet is closest to the sun?

Jo: Venus.

Chris: Wrong. \*speeds up Lightning’s treadmill\*

Lightning: Give me all you got!

Chris: Samey, Robyn Fenty is the real name of what popular female artist?

Samey: Um...

Amy: \*runs\* Samey, you should know this!

Samey: Aretha Franklin?

Chris: That is incorrect. \*speeds up Amy’s treadmill\*

Amy: (CONFESSIONAL: I consider myself to be in shape, but this treadmill is at a 14.5 and I don’t know how much longer I could last. I blame that dumb bitch Samey for not knowing anything.)

Chris: Jo, who is the Prime Minister of Canada?

Jo: Justin Trudeau.

Chris: Samey, how many sides does an octagon have?

Samey: 8.

Chris: Jo, name ONE Fifth Harmony member.

Jo: Name one what? What the fuck is a Fifth Harmony?

Chris: I’m waiting.

Jo: I don’t know....John?

Chris: Incorrect. \*speeds up Lightning’s treadmill\*

Lightning: \*runs\*

DJ: (CONFESSIONAL: I’m looking at Lightning and he’s starting to sweat. This could be it. All Jo has to do is get a few more questions wrong and we’re golden.)

Chris: Samey, what is the pi to the nearest hundredth?

Samey: 3.16

Chris: Incorrect. \*speeds up Amy’s treadmill\*

Amy: \*gets thrown off treadmill\* AHH!

Chris: \*blows horn\* Jo and Lightning win!

Amy: Damn it

We transition back to Amy/Samey and Jo/Lightning lined up in front of Chris

Chris: That was another great elimination. Jo and Lightning, you did your thing and won your second elimination of the season. Congrats.

Everyone claps except Eva

Chris: Amy and Samey, you couldn’t pull off a win tonight. This ends your time on The Challenge. Head out.

Cameron: (CONFESSIONAL: Watching Amy and Samey walk out after being eliminated, I hate to say this but it felt INCREDIBLE. I almost feel evil, but I feel sooo good. That was my first real move of the season, and I can say it was MINE.)

Eva: (CONFESSIONAL: That’s what that cheerleader bitch gets.)

We transition to Amy and Samey being dropped off at the Edge of Extinction

Amy: This was all your fault.

Samey: This was not all my fault. We win and lose as a team.

Amy: You were a shittty partner.

Samey: You’re a shitty sister.

Alejandro: \*walks out to greet them\* Nice to see you again, Amy.

Amy: What the fuck? (CONFESSIONAL: I’m ready to get on the flight back to Toronto and out in the corner of my eye I see Alejandro. This cannot be happening. I fucked him over in this game and he’s been stranded on this island for who knows how long. This is gonna suck.)

NEXT TIME ON THE CHALLENGE...

It is time for the long awaited Edge of Extinction challenge, where one of the five pairs on Edge will earn their way back

Zoey: \*runs\*

Heather: (CONFESSIONAL: Anyone but Alejandro.)

And another important challenge shakes up the game.

Chris: This is another purge challenge.

Dakota: (CONFESSIONAL: I’m NOT ready to go.)