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Being Human

**Being Human** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 4 of the soundtrack.

## Description

Being Human is the ninety-fourth track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the sixth on Disc 4. It plays during the game's credits following completion of the 'Disrupt's Purge' variation of Day 2602: The Finale, or when replaying it through the Main Menu.

## Lyrics

They got smiles like a million Instas

Breaking the heart of widows and spinsters

Smashing it up on everyone's Tinders

And they wanna kill you

They're the life and soul of the party

Never too smart, never too tardy

Smuggling wit and a laugh so hearty

And they want to kill you for being human

They got a coup with the wide circumference

Beautiful words, to disguise their nonsense

Putting on smiles at the Tory conference

And they wanna kill you

Scribbling liеs in their manifesto

Don't give a shit causе you won't protest

So dazzled and dazed by their posh "Hey Presto"

And they wanna kill you for Being Human

And they wanna stop you from being human

And they're tryna prevent you from being human

And they wanna kill you for being human

Being human

They're keeping you boxed up in all their rules

They're selling your hospitals and your schools

And turning you into a herd of fools

And they wanna kill you

Keeping you chained to your rent or mortgage

Every year, a little more than before

They pile up the pressure to till you can't take more

And they wanna kill you for being human

And they wanna stop you from being human

And they wanna prevent you from being human

And they wanna stop you from being human

Being human

And they wanna kill you for being human

And they wanna stop you from being human

And they're trying to prevent you from being human

And they wanna kill you for being human

Being human

Selling you dreams with no means to build them

Making you promises they won't fulfill them

What kinda planet will you leave your children

When they wanna kill you

They got their smile like a million Instas

Breaking the heart of widows and spinsters

Smashing it up on everyone's Tinders

And they wanna kill you

They're the life and soul of the party

Never too smart and never too hardy

Smuggling wit and a laugh so hearty

And they wanna kill you for being human

And they wanna stop you from being human

And they're trying to prevent you from being human

And they wanna kill you for being human

Being human
Emilia Jackhammer

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**Emilia Jackhammer**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Occupation
Poet
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Brown

Actor
Rachel Esposti

Russian Voice Actor
Ekaterina Basynskaya

**Emilia Jackhammer** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.
Love Your Daughter More

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**Love Your Daughter More** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 1 of the soundtrack.

## Lyrics

Before we wrap up the news tonight

I just wanted to spend a moment talking to you directly

A final thought, if you will, just for you, Alex

You see, I know you think it's gotten complicated back at the old homestead but uh...

There's something you should know...

Ya like to think you've got the family ruled

That feelings have cooled

And you're just ridiculed

You think you're even-handed but there's nobody fooled

You clearly love your daughter more

Ya like to think you've got it under control

Well if that was your goal

You'd bettеr re-roll

Did you have a few too many at thе watering hole?

You clearly love your daughter more

Now Chris and Sam are broken

'Cause you're too scared of the law

And Charlie's getting angry

Locked behind his bedroom door

But Suzie thinks you're perfect

With that holiday abroad

And I've gotta say

You clearly love your daughter more

(One more time for a peaceful night)

Yeah, you clearly...

Clearly love your daughter more!

And that's news
Chimpanzee

**Chimpanzee**

Personal Information
Aliases
"Monkey"

Status
Unknown

Occupation
Dancer
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Hair Color
Black

Actor
Fergus Rattigan

**Chimpanzee** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Chimpanzee is a black-haired dancing chimpanzee that appeared live during the finale of the First Annual Saint Fanny's Hospital T.V. Fundraiser for Dying Children, being what Suzie Button wanted to see in the show more than anything else in the world.

## Personality

The Chimpanzee, like many other characters, appeared to have a dislike for Graham Bannon. In the words of the Producer, "Chimps don't dance for bastards", and the Chimpanzee refused to dance for Graham unless it received an apology, later temporarily attacking him after Graham grabbed him for refusing said dance.

## History

### Episode 1

#### Day 56: The Telethon

*Main article:* Day 56: The Telethon
After Graham Bannon's failed Kissing Booth, the Producer announces that the Chimpanzee finally turned up. Much to the surprise of Graham, who was in denial of his existence, the Chimpanzee walks on-stage, sitting by the women's table. Graham continuously pleads for him to dance, which would save his career and show, but the Chimpanzee refuses, snorting and scratching his own head. After numerous pleading, Graham grows frustrated and puts his hands on the Chimpanzee, who punches him in response.

The Chimpanzee later stops attacking Graham once the Producer shouts for everyone to stop, and returns to his original seat as the Producer demands Graham apologize to the Chimpanzee and ask him nicely to finish the show, as "Chimps don't dance for bastards." Graham, with a sigh, later does so, and the Chimpanzee stands up and proceeds to dance. After his finale dance ends, as well as the broadcast, the Chimpanzee follows the Producer off-stage.

## Gallery

* The Chimpanzee Being Walked On-Stage During Act Three's Finale
* Graham Bannon Pleading To The Chimpanzee
* The Chimpanzee Attacking Graham Bannon
* The Chimpanzee Bowing Alongside Yong And The Producer
Holly

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**Holly**

Personal Information
Aliases
Hol' (Patrick Bannon)

Status
Alive (Officially)
Determinant (Unofficially)

Occupation
Personal Assistant (Former)

Affiliation
Patrick Bannon (Former)
Channel One (Former)
Live & Spooky (Former)
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Red

Eye Color
Hazel

Actor
Evangeline Beaven

Russian Voice Actor
Veronika Borisova

**Holly** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Holly is a former personal assistant of Patrick Bannon and a guest on Live & Spooky.

## Personality

Holly is good-hearted, and feels the need to do what is right by any means necessary, even to the extremes of emotionally manipulating someone or intentionally triggering their allergies.

## Trivia

* Holly has two master's degrees.
* While Holly's surname is never mentioned, the game files use the initials "HN" to refer to scenes involving her.
* Unlike the other 3 broadcast hosts, Holly is the only character without a cinematic 'death' scene in the Vault.
Experiencing the Actualisation of Flardulated Metaphysics

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**Experiencing the Actualisation of Flardulated Metaphysics** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 2 of the soundtrack.

## History

### Ads

"Experiencing the Actualisation of Flardulated Metaphysics" plays during one advertisement.

* Flard Festival
Advance: Resilient Menu Centres

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**Advance: Resilient Menu Centres**

Information

Label
Universal Menu Centres

Owner(s)
Advance

Product
Menu Centres

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 912: The Uprising

Impact(s) on game
Positively Affects Public Perception

Variant(s)
Advance: Bountiful Menu Centres

**Advance: Resilient Menu Centres** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Advance: Resilient Menu Centres is an advertisement available on Day 912 of *Not For Broadcast*. It comes in a blue VHS tape with the Advance logo on it, and is available if public perception of Disrupt is **high** up to the broadcast.

(...)

## Impact

If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, the public's perception of Advance will improve.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the public's perception will worsen.
Advance: Thank You

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**Advance: Thank You**

Information

Label
Achievement Announcement

Owner(s)
Advance

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 2602: The Finale

Impact(s) on game
Positively Affects Public Perception

Variant(s)
Advance: Stay Alert

**Advance: Thank You** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Advance: Thank You is an advertisement available on Day 2602 of *Not For Broadcast*. It comes in a blue VHS tape with the Advance logo on it, and is available if Alan James is **dead**.

(...)

## Impact

Due to The Finale being the final broadcast of the main story, any advert that is played will not have an impact on financial status or the story.
Delia Lywell

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**Delia Lywell**

Personal Information
Aliases
D (Sophia Rymmington)

Status
Alive

Residence
Upper Lowington
Lower Uppington

Occupation
Psychic Scientist
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Brown

Actor
Sara Lynam

Russian Voice Actor
Christina Sherman

**Delia Lywell** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Delia Lywell is a the dream representation of Channel One Weather Reporter Dahlia Flywell. She's a psychic scientist and guest on the National Nightly News, appearing in an interview alongside Sophia Rymmington during Day ???: The Lockdown. If her word is to be believed, she attracts the spirits of eminent deceased scientists, of whom she gives psychic readings for.

## Trivia

* Delia makes several predictions during the Lockdown broadcast in regards to various characters' fate's, which can later prove to be correct:
	+ "We see you Mr. Donaldson! You are screaming, and yelling. Your friends are crying, they fear you, and then you're gone..." - Jeremy Donaldson's potential death during Day 296: The Heatwave.
	+ "Oh! We see you, Sophia Rymmington! You are preening by a metal vessel, and where you venture, you see neither land nor sky." - A Professional Sophia Rymmington's potential unveiling of Rymmington-Svist's underwater Corporate HQ.
	+ "Hmm. We see her on a balcony! Foreign soil, but not foreign land - An age will pass." - A Wild Child Sophia Rymmington's potential refuge at the Malvalian Embassy.
Getting Medicated

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**Getting Medicated** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 1 of the soundtrack.

## Extra Dialogue

The soundtrack version of "Getting Medicated" contains various snippets from Laurence Blunderclatch's interview with Megan Wolfe on Day 1.
Archibald Viator III

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**Archibald Viator III**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Occupation
Captain
 Expedition Leader
(Determinant)

Affiliation
Dante's Taint Science Team (Determinant)
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Hair Color
White

Actor
Richard Paul

**Archibald Viator III** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Archibald Viator III is an unprofessional captain and one of the potential expedition leaders behind the rescue mission for the Science Team trapped in Dante's Taint.

## History

### Episode 2

##### O Captain My Captain

Archibald Viator III is mentioned in Headline B of 'O Captain My Captain', said to be a controversial choice given rumours of incompetence during his career, with his record including "accusations of being drunk, disorderly and disrobed on duty".

##### The Cost of a Captain

Archibald Viator III is mentioned in Headline B of 'The Cost of a Captain', attracting criticism for the decision to immediately spend half of the expedition's budget on tequila and recording it on the equipment list as "Nature's seatbelt".

### Episode 3

##### Which Cave's Up?

Archibald Viator III appears in this final headline branch, where it is revealed that the captain found himself in the wrong cave altogether.
Bring It all Down

**Bring It all Down** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 4 of the soundtrack.

## Description

Bring It all Down is the ninety-first track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the third on Disc 4. It plays during the game's credits following completion of the 'Boom!!' variation of Day 2602: The Finale, or when replaying it through the Main Menu.

## Lyrics

I'll wake up tired

Broken and wild

So uninspired by all I see

(All the sheep men drowning in the deep end

Run again, come again, bring it to the mother hen)

You speak your truth

Myopic youth

Crass and uncouth with all you see

(Easy lullabies keeping you satisfied

Black and white, fit to fight, thinking that you're always right)

Let the world turn without you now

Let the world turn without you now

Let them all learn what to do

And bring it all down

Just bring it all down

Yeah, just bring it all down

Bring it all down

Your urine smile

Keeps me beguiled

And while I wile away my time

(Such humdrum, obvious opium

Run run, get a gun, time to find another one)

Life in between

Two dark extremes

Thеy promised dreams and then thеy take you apart

(Like a hurricane circling the storm drain

Run again, come again, never see the sun again)

Let them all turn without you

Let them all burn without you

Let the world learn what to do

And bring it all down

Just bring it all down

Yeah, just bring it all down

Bring it all down

Won't you bring it all down

And bring it all down

Just bring it all down

Yeah, just bring it all down

Bring it all down

Won't you bring it all down

Bring it all down

Yeah, bring it all down

Bring it all down
Coming Together

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**Coming Together** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 3 of the soundtrack.

## Lyrics

And I

Wanna come together

With you

When we're together

There's nothing

Nothing

Nothing we can't do
Mr Snugglehugs Smells Like Love

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**Mr Snugglehugs Smells Like Love** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 1 of the soundtrack.

## Lyrics

Mr Snugglehugs Smells Like Love (x3)

Mr Snugglehugs

## Extra Dialogue

The soundtrack version of "Mr Snugglehugs Smells Like Love", aside from the lyrics above, contains extra dialogue from the advert.
Bumley

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**Woah! Who the fuck are you?**
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**Bumley**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Residence
St. Bumley

Occupation
Personal Assistant

Affiliation
Peanut T. Fortescue
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Hair Color
Grey

Actor
Ben Craze

**Bumley** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.
National Nightly Snugglehugs

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**National Nightly Snugglehugs** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 1 of the soundtrack.

## Description

National Nightly Snugglehugs is a variation on the opening title tune introduced with the Day 153 broadcast. It includes a line from Mr Snugglehugs Smells Like Love, corresponding to when a Mrs Snugglehugs appears on the video portion of the opening titles.

## History

### Episode 1

#### Day ???: The Lockdown

*Main article:* Day ???: The Lockdown

Because the country has been overrun with numerous Mrs Snugglehugs toys, the government ordered the nation locked down. For its National Nightly News broadcasts, Channel One has been airing Lockdown Specials since the order was issued, in particular the Day ??? broadcast. However, because this entire broadcast is inside Alex Winston's head after they enter a shock-induced coma following the Day 153 broadcast, this is the only time this song is used over the course of Alex's time in the Broadcast Room.

## Lyrics

Mr Snugglehugs smells like love

Mr Snugglehugs smells like love

Mr Snugglehugs smells like love

Mr Snugglehugs
Crazy Summer Solstice

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**Crazy Summer Solstice**

Information

Label
Crazy Neil

Owner(s)
Neil's Deals Limited

Star(s)
Crazy Neil

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 232: The Silence

Impact(s) on game
Increases Value of Shares

**Crazy Summer Solstice** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Crazy Summer Solstice is an advertisement available on Day 232 of Not For Broadcast. It comes in a pink VHS tape with the Neil's Deals Limited logo on it.

(...)

## Impact

If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, the value of shares for Neil's Deals Limited will increase in accordance with the amount of audience present during viewing.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the value of shares will decrease.

## Trivia

* The song used in the advert is "Crazy Neil's Banjo Extravaganza".
Swell to be a Man

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**Swell to be a Man** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 2 of the soundtrack.

## Lyrics

Hey, Hey, Hey, I've got something to say

Life is pretty spiffin' when it goes your way

Neat, Neat, Neat, when I walk down the street

Waves of admiration from the people I meet

I don't have much of a plan

Nothing you could understand

So you can work as hard as you can

But I'll be running late because

It's Great to Be A Man!

It's Great to Be A Man!

Look at that, I'm a fabulous chap!

With a fancy pair of breeches

And a gentlemen's hat

So fine, it's a fabulous time

You can even use the chequebook

If I countersign

Don't moan

You're thе angel I own

I bartered with your fathеr

Now I'm taking you home

Thanks once more

For all your help in the war

Now why is there a blemish

On the kitchen floor?

I don't have much of a plan

Really nothing that a pretty head could understand

So you can scream just as loud as you can

But I'll be doing well because

It's Swell to Be A Man!

It's Swell to Be A Man!
Moderate Hatchings

**Moderate Hatchings** is a Location in *Not For Broadcast*, located within the country.

## Description

Moderate Hatchings is a suburban area located within the country, and where the Somerset-Bentleys and many others of the formerly-aristocratic were relocated to after Advance passed the Assets and Wealth Act during their first day in office. Those very formerly-aristocratic members would then go on to perform in a naked protest against Advance and their actions, bombarding national television with messages painted onto themselves demanding that their belongings are returned to them.

Based on dialogue heard in-game, Moderate Hatchings can be inferred to as being an unlikeable, barren, and bleak area of residence, with the saying of it always being lovely in suburbia being a lie everyone residing within it tells themselves due to boredom.

## History

### Episode 1

#### Day 153: The Tempest

*Main article:* Day 153: The Tempest
Moderate Hatchings' first and only appearance is during Day 153: The Tempest, in an interview between Robyn Shorte and the Somerset-Bentleys. It is shown as consisting of two-story suburban households, and having residence neighbours described as untenable. While the suburban households are manageable, they're major downgrades for the formerly-aristocratic and what they're used to, lacking many of the amenities that they used to have, such as swimming pools, multiple staircases, and breakfast nooks.

## Gallery

* Wentworth And Penelope Somerset-Bentley Outside Their Household In Moderate Hatchings
* The Somerset-Bentleys Partaking In A Protest Outside Their Household
* Wentworth Somerset-Bentley Being Injured Outside His Household
Take Us Seriously

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**Take Us Seriously**

Organization Information
Status
Active

Mission
Raise Awareness For Members

Affiliation
Rose Piercy
Frankie Steampipe
Brian Truman

**Take Us Seriously** is a Group in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Take Us Seriously is a group for people with ailments that are deemed broadly comical by society.

### Claims and Promises

Take Us Seriously seeks to raise awareness and support for those suffering with comical ailments, believing that they deserve more respect than they're given.
Alfie Plank

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**Alfie Plank**

Personal Information
Aliases
Sir Hardnut Pooface Dogfart the Mighty (Himself)

Status
Alive

Residence
Camp Busyfingers (Determinant)

Occupation
Foreman (Determinant)
 Lord of the Pies (Determinant)

Affiliation
Rymmington-Svist (Determinant)
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Hair Color
Brown

Actor
Ethan Parsons

**Alfie Plank** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Alfie Plank is a foreman potentially affiliated with Rymmington-Svist, in the instance a Wild Child Sophia Rymmington announces the Junior Employment Opportunity Scheme.
Sophie

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**Sophie**

Personal Information
Status
Alive
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Brown

Family
Unnamed Son

Actor
Sophie Delora Jones

**Sophie** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.
Crazy Long Hot Summer

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**Crazy Long Hot Summer**

Information

Label
Crazy Neil

Owner(s)
Neil's Deals Limited

Star(s)
Crazy Neil

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 296: The Heatwave

Impact(s) on game
Increases Value of Shares

**Crazy Long Hot Summer** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Crazy Long Hot Summer is an advertisement available on Day 296 of Not For Broadcast. It comes in a pink VHS tape with the Neil's Deals Limited logo on it.

(...)

## Impact

If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, the value of shares for Neil's Deals Limited will increase in accordance with the amount of audience present during viewing.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the value of shares will decrease.

## Trivia

* The song used in the advert is "Crazy Neil's Crazy Tryptich".
Linda

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**Linda**

Personal Information
Status
Unknown

Occupation
Phone Desk Operator
Swimsuit Model
Gardener
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Brown

Eye Color
Brown

Actor
Danay Bouzala

Russian Voice Actor
Christina Sherman

**Linda** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Linda is an avid gardener, as well as one of the three women who appeared live at the phone desk, accepting donations during the First Annual Saint Fanny's Hospital T.V. Fundraiser for Dying Children. She initially fancied Graham Bannon, but ended up gutted after seeing him for who he truly was during a live broadcast.

## History

### Episode 1

#### Day 56: The Telethon

*Main article:* Day 56: The Telethon
Alex Winston is directed by Robert Boseman to edit Channel One's old broadcast footage from the 1950s of the First Annual St. Fanny's Hospital's T.V. Fundraiser for Dying Children, featuring Linda as one of the phone operators.

## Trivia

* Linda's initial interest in Graham Bannon was a trait added to the character later on by her actor, Danay Bouzala.

## References

1. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/AliveTardyBatHassaanChop-5FUmk-DaPuLlRztQ
Johnathan Williamson

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**Johnathan Williamson**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Occupation
Composer

Affiliation
Advance
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him

**Johnathan Williamson** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.
Alan James Short

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**Alan James Short**

Information

Label
Alan James

Owner(s)
Channel One

Star(s)
Alan James

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 8: The Fallout

Impact(s) on game
Positively Affects Public Perception

**Alan James Short** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Alan James Short is an advertisement available on Day 8 of Not For Broadcast. It comes in a black VHS tape with the Channel One logo on it. Its counterpart, Alan James Long, is available on Day 1.

## Impact

If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, the public's perception of Disrupt will improve.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the public's perception will worsen.

## Trivia

* The song used in the advert is "Alan James is Underscored".
System requirements

The following are the minimum and recommended **system requirements** for *Not For Broadcast*. While these requirements do not represent a guaranteed working configuration, meeting the minimum requirements should ensure at least a launch-able environment.

## Minimum requirements

* OS: Windows 7 and up
* Processor: 2Ghz and up
* Memory: 4 GB RAM
* Graphics: Dedicated video card is required
* DirectX: Version 11
* Storage: 8 MB available space
* Sound Card: Integrated

## Recommended requirements

* OS: Windows 10
* Processor: 2.7Ghz and up
* Memory: 8 GB RAM
* Graphics: Dedicated video card is required, 4gb VRAM
* DirectX: Version 11
* Storage: 22 GB available space
* Sound Card: Integrated

## See also

* How to play guide for Not For Broadcast
* Update History
Martin Clement

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**Martin Clement**

Personal Information
Status
Unknown

Residence
Rothering

Affiliation
Bits Of Your Life (Former)
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Hair Color
White

Family
Fanny Clement (Wife)
Peter Clement (Son)
Sidney Clement (Son)
Mrs C (Daughter-in-law)
Unnamed Granddaughter

Actor
John Smeathers

**Martin Clement** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Martin Abernathy Clement is the father of Peter and Sidney Clement and the "long-suffering" husband of Fanny Clement.

## Personality

In contrast to his wife, Martin is a very harsh parent to Peter and, presumably, Sidney as well. His treatment was so bad to the point where Peter had to hide from him. Even Fanny cannot escape his harsh treatment as it is most likely due to his misogynistic behavior, evident to him addressing her as "woman" sometimes and saying that all women are the same after insulting Chelsea Bunns when she breaks off a fight between Peter and Jim Chisel. Due to his violent and brash nature, Peter has a strong hatred towards him. Peter also blames Martin for making him end up the way he is: brash, violent, and potty-mouthed.

## History

### Before The Game

#### Day -49: Bits of Your Life

*Main article:* Day -49: Bits of Your Life
I'll Drink To That (Petey)

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**I'll Drink To That (Petey)**

Information

Label
I'll Drink To That

Owner(s)
Channel One

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day -49: Bits of Your Life

Impact(s) on game
Makes Peter Clement Drink

**I'll Drink To That** is a Clip in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

I'll Drink To That is an archive clip available on Day -49 of Not For Broadcast, playable as Clip B during Break 2.

(...)

## Impact

If the archive clip is played during Break 2 of the broadcast, Peter Clement will take a drink, and a tally will be counted toward the broadcast's Off-Track Drunk Path endings.

If the broadcast is currently on the Carnage Path, however, Peter Clement will not appear during the ad break and no impact will be made by playing the archive clip.
Rodney Pleasure

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**Rodney Pleasure**

Personal Information
Status
Determinant

Occupation
CEO (Determinant)

Affiliation
Pleasure Corp
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Hair Color
Gray

Eye Color
Blue

Family
Mrs Pleasure (Wife)

Actor
Alan Mitchell

**Rodney Pleasure** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Rodney Pleasure is the CEO of Pleasure Corp.

## Personality

 2

### Ads

Rodney Pleasure has starred in one advertisement, which changes depending on choices made.

* Joy of Privilege - Joy of Liquidation
Pomp and Bannonstance

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**Pomp and Bannonstance** is a Song in *Not for Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 5 of the soundtrack, and is found exclusively in the DLC *Live & Spooky*.

## Trivia

* The title is a reference to the Pomp and Circumstance Marches by Sir Edward Elgar.
Piers Antony Gaviston-Ridley

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**Piers Antony Gaviston-Ridley**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Occupation
Viscount

Affiliation
Disrupt
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Hair Color
Silver

Eye Color
Blue

Actor
Joshua Plummer

**Piers Antony Gaviston-Ridley** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Piers Antony Gaviston-Ridley is a former Lord of Parliament and one of the leaders of Disrupt's ruling cabal.

## History

### Episode 2

#### Day 290: A Precipice

*Main article:* Day 290: A Precipice

If Alex Winston chose to join Disrupt and subsequently attended the meeting they were summoned to on Day 290: An Invitation Worth Ignoring?, Piers Antony Gaviston-Ridley will first appear in the country estate used as Disrupt's HQ. Apologizing to Alex for the wait and mentioning that he had to see a new friend of theirs, he hands Alex a file laden with information on them, stating that their help is going to be needed for a plan to be carried out at a later date.

Piers questions whether or not Alex will help Disrupt, and if they agree, he grins infectiously and remarks that they're doing the right thing, but if Alex instead mentions that their aid is dependent on what they're needed to do, he claims to be understanding though their response is evidently not what he wanted to hear. Regardless of Alex's decision, the meeting ends, and he escorts them out the front door of the estate.

### Episode 3

#### Day 2602: The Finale

*Main article:* Day 2602: The Finale
Depending on the player's choices up to this point, Alex will get an option to play leaked footage related to either Advance or Disrupt near the end of the broadcast. If the footage exposes Disrupt (which will be the case if Alan James is alive) and Alex chooses to play it, Piers will be exposed as a key member of Disrupt's hidden ruling cabal.

* In the footage received if Jeremy Donaldson is alive, (...)

* In the footage received when Jeremy is dead, (...)

If Alan is dead, the footage will be unrelated to Disrupt and Gaviston-Ridley will not appear.
Neil Triumphant

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**Neil Triumphant** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 3 of the soundtrack.

## History

### Ads

"Neil Triumphant" plays during one advertisement.

* Crazy Anniversary Sale

## Extra Dialogue

The soundtrack version of "Neil Triumphant" contains various lines of dialogue from Neil during the Anniversary Sale advert.
Stefano Arivaderci

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**Stefano Arivaderci**

Personal Information
Aliases
Stefano Arrivederci (Subtitles)

Status
Alive

Occupation
Vocalist

Affiliation
Advance
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Actor
Kieran Rayner

**Stefano Arivaderci** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Stefano Arivaderci is an Advance-affiliated baritone vocalist. He is the vocalist for the single "Leaders Day" from the album *Songs Of The New Future*.

## History

### Ads

Stefano Arivaderci has starred in one advertisement.

* Songs Of The New Future
Studio Apartment

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The **Studio Apartment** is a Location in *Not For Broadcast*, located within the country.

## Description

The Studio Apartment is the residence of Alex Winston in the event they get kicked out by Sam Winston on Day 371: A Proportionate Response.

## History

### Episode 3

#### Day 412: An End Of An Era

*Main article:* Day 412: An End Of An Era

#### Day 872: A Spark To Light The Flames

*Main article:* Day 872: A Spark To Light The Flames

#### Day 989: A Message Delivered

*Main article:* Day 989: A Message Delivered

#### Day 1217: A Banquet For Some

*Main article:* Day 1217: A Banquet For Some

#### Day 1433: A Healthy Return

*Main article:* Day 1433: A Healthy Return

#### Day 2303: A Foregone Conclusion

*Main article:* Day 2303: A Foregone Conclusion
Siege Survival Box

**Siege Survival Box**

Information

Label
Siege Survival Kit

Owner(s)
Rymmington-Svist

Star(s)
Sophia Rymmington
 Brad
 Janet

Product
Siege Survival Box

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 371: The 20 Week War

Impact(s) on game
Increases Value Of Shares

Variant(s)
Swag Box
Flard Festival

**Siege Survival Box** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Siege Survival Box is an advertisement available on Day 371 of Not For Broadcast. It comes in a black VHS tape with the Rymmington-Svist logo on it, and is available if both the 'Professional' Sophia Rymmington headline was chosen during Day 8: The Fallout, and none of the conditions for Flard Festival to appear are met.

The advertisement begins by showing Rymmington-Svist's logo as a chorus sings the name of the company. Upbeat music then starts playing as Sophia Rymmington greets the viewers. She tells them that she has been paying attention, the blockade in the country leaving people struggling to find just the basic necessities, proceeding to ask them where they're supposed to go for the other essentials.

She walks down a set of stairs, the chorus repeating her name as the screen focuses on two well-dressed people, Brian and Jane. The two express discontent at the sanctions, adding that there's barely enough milk to undermine their tea. They state that they're certain a preferable way exists, Sophia Rymmington chiming in saying that they'd be right. She then informs the viewers that Rymmington-Svist has had their biggest and best brains working on her product for months, and have them covered, introducing the Siege Survival Box: a white box adorned with a bow and a Rymmington-Svist logo. Sophia claims that inside every Siege Survival Box, they'll find the things they really missed, like a red wine where the chemicals can hardly be tasted, some rare meat grown in Rymmington-Svist's production laboratory, chocolate so salty that one would believe it came from Svenland, and an endless list of other luxuries, adding on that there's atleast 7.

Sophia proceeds to hand the Siege Survival Box to the duo, stating that they've even added a random twist, and that one in every 100 boxes will contain a golden flard. Golden light can be visible coming from the duo's opened box, the two expressing joy in receiving one as Sophia remarking that it looks like they got lucky. She then stands next to an easel with an advertisement for the Siege Survival Box, claiming that it's so good that the viewers will believe it came from somewhere else.

## Impact

If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, the value of shares for Rymmington-Svist will increase in accordance with the amount of audience present during viewing.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the value of shares will decrease.
Welcome Viewers

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**Welcome Viewers** is a Song in *Not for Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 5 of the soundtrack, and is found exclusively in the DLC *Live & Spooky*.

## Description

The song is an ethereal piece, used on the show Live & Spooky by Wayne de Spiritwhistle to talk and lead in to the titles.
And When You Fall

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**And When You Fall** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 4 of the soundtrack.

## Description

And When You Fall is the ninetieth track overall for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack, and the second on Disc 4. It plays during the game's credits following completion of the 'Donaldson Foiled' variation of Day 2602: The Finale, or when replaying it through the Main Menu.

## Lyrics

And when you fall

Please let me down gently

No curtain call

The seats are all empty

One stride

On the water

One small slaughter

Watch your thoughts child

In my mind I

See you screaming

And beseeming

Dreams and plans

Puppet hands

You swoop and swirl

With tails of perfection

A broken world

In need of protection

I hide

Underwater

Such fine slaughter

Makes your thoughts wild

In your mind I

See so clearly

So sincerely

Everyday

Make them pay

Wide-eyed

We go climbing

Perfect timing

For your thoughts child

In my mind I'm

Obfuscation

Fragile nation

Turn around

Stand your ground

And whеn you fall

Please let mе down gently

## Trivia

* This song follows the melody of the Not For Broadcast Main Theme.
Rymmington-Svist

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**Rymmington-Svist**

* Original
* Pixel

Organization Information
Status
Active (Worldwide)
Determinant (In Territory One)

Location
Rymmington-Svist Offices

Affiliation
Hank Rymmington Snr (Former)
 Sophia Rymmington (Determinant)
Sportsboard
Lyka
Stank Beverages
Brad (Determinant)
Janet (Determinant)
Anna Burns
Megan Wolfe
Advance (Determinant)
Disrupt (Determinant)

**Rymmington-Svist** is a Corporation in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Rymmington-Svist PLC is a global mega-corporation in Not For Broadcast. It is known for selling a wide variety of different products and making revolutionary engineering designs.

## History

### Episode 1

#### Day 1: The Election

*Main article:* Day 1: The Election
Rymmington-Svist is mentioned in the headline "Hopeful Or Hostile," stated to be in controversy after they purchased Honest Andy's Totally Independent, cornering the Flard market as a result.

### Episode 3

#### Day 2602: The Finale

*Main article:* Day 2602: The Finale
If Alan James died during the Uprising, and Jeremy Donaldson remained alive after his breakdown, Rymmington-Svist is announced by Gordon Goodman in one of the Corporate Disrupt hacks as beginning a partnership with Disrupt, described as a brand that makes the country what it is and one that the viewers can trust.

## Trivia

* Rymmington-Svist used to be part of the Partnership Bonds Program on Day 110: A Profitable Partnership, but has since been removed.
* Rymmington-Svist is based in Not For Broadcast's version of the United States of America.
* Rymmington-Svist is the only corporation which success/downfall is dependent on the headlines Alex Winston chooses.
* Storywise, Rymmington-Svist has the least amount of adverts out of all four companies, with 5.
	+ However, in terms of the entire game, they have the most amount of adverts, with 12, due to the diversity of their adverts.

## References

1. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/SaltyEnticingFlyBudStar-iViFC08txFRLKJSI
2. ↑ https://notforbroadcast.fandom.com/wiki/File:RymmingtonUSA.png
Jennifer Borham-Woodley

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**Jennifer Borham-Woodley**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Occupation
Musical Performer

Affiliation
The Novaries
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Brown

Eye Color
Hazel

Family
Janet Borham-Woodley (Wife)

Actor
Robyn Grant

**Jennifer Borham-Woodley** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Jennifer Borham-Woodley is an actress and lead singer for The Novaries, playing the role of the lead wife in "Elegy for a Childless Life".
Mrs Pleasure

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*Mrs Pleasure has not been given an official name. This name is conjectural and will be used until an official name is provided.*

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**Mrs Pleasure**

Personal Information
Aliases
Cruise Ship Singer (Credits)

Status
Alive

Occupation
Spokeswoman

Affiliation
Pleasure Corp
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Blonde

Family
Rodney Pleasure (Husband)

Actor
Denise Waterman

Russian Voice Actor
Vera Andreeva

**Mrs Pleasure** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Mrs Pleasure is the wife of Pleasure Corp's CEO, Rodney Pleasure, as well as the company's spokesperson.

## Personality

Mrs Pleasure seems to only care about herself, as shown in the advert she stars in where she says, "When my husband became CEO of Pleasure Corp, I wondered what the advantages would be for me."

## History

### Episode 2

#### Day 371: The 20 Week War

*Main article:* Day 371: The 20 Week War
Mrs. Pleasure appears in an advertisement for Pleasure Corp regarding SS Fun-Ship, a cruise ship ride that is said to be high-class and can't be afforded by most. It could also be a scam as shown by Mrs. Pleasure singing the lyric, "We'd never deceive ya! And the court says there's no scam!" in the advert.

### Ads

Mrs Pleasure has starred in one advertisement:

* SS Fun-Ship
Throbbing Death-Stick of Satan

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**Throbbing Death-Stick of Satan** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 3 of the soundtrack.

## Lyrics

Aaaaarrrrghhhhh!

I fucking hate selfish people!

I fucking hate selfish people!

Fuck the rich! Fuck them all!

Watch us rise, watch them fucking fall.

## Trivia

* The vocals for "Throbbing Death-Stick of Satan" were provided by Alex Paterson, the director of *Not For Broadcast*.
Suzie Button

**Suzie Button**

Personal Information
Aliases
Sally (Graham Bannon)

Status
Unknown
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her

**Suzie Button** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Suzie Button was a young child suffering from Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism, and the focus behind the first annual Saint Fanny's Hospital's T.V. Fundraiser for Dying Children. The donations gathered during the fundraiser would go towards curing her of her illness, and if 20 thousand dollars weren't raised, she'd die during the night of filming.

## Personality

Due to her lack of appearance during the Saint Fanny's Hospital's T.V. Fundraiser, very little of her personality was revealed aside from an interest in dancing chimpanzees, being what Graham Bannon claimed she wanted to see in the Telethon more than anything else.

## History

### Episode 1

#### Day 56: The Telethon

*Main article:* Day 56: The Telethon
Suzie is mentioned in passing several times during the course of the Telethon. She's first introduced during the opening of Act One, as Graham Bannon reveals she has a life-threatening condition and will die during the night unless enough funds can be raised during the T.V. Fundraiser to cure her of her illness. Later in Act One, during the Caller Presentation, Graham reveals that when he questioned what Suzie wanted more than anything else in the world, she asked for a dancing chimpanzee.

During the break between Act One and Act Two, the Producer of the Telethon donates his fee of $100 to Suzie, commenting that she's a poor girl. Later in Act Two, James reveals that half of the donations raised for Suzie during the Fundraiser would go into Graham Bannon's pocket instead of her own, likely causing her death in the process. He donates his own fee, then persuades Graham to donate the entirety of his performance fee, upping the received donations to $12,155.

During Act Three, Suzie's received donations go down to $10,915 during the Strongman Act, as Barbara suggests that the reason why might be due to Graham scaring the callers. Nearing Act Three's finale, the Producer gets the Telethon's group to pull themselves together and raise the remaining $9,085 for Suzie, getting Linda, Debra, Barbara and Raj to man the phones and answer calls for donations. As the finale ends, the $20,000 for Suzie's treatment is raised, although Graham interacts with the counter at the last minute, changing a zero to a one.

## Trivia

* While enough funds were raised during the Saint Fanny's Hospital's T.V. Fundraiser to cure Suzie of her life-threatening illness, it's unclear if the full amount went to her afterwards.