The Screwy Hyenas - Gay British Cheetahs

**The Screwy Hyenas - Gay British Cheetahs** is a comedic dub of the Timon & Pumbaa TV show episode, "Cooked Goose".

The project was proposed by a long-term Youtube collaborator of VampireMeerkat's, Tim Collins. There was no prior script or plot presented, just the desire to make a parody of this particular episode. VampireMeerkat wrote a script, edited the video, and was asked to voice Shenzi.

It was handed over to Collins to upload to his Youtube account, but then deleted some time afterwards when he contemplated quitting the website. The date of publishing is guessed to be January 24, 2015.

It was reuploaded on March 16, 2019.

## Story

> Two cheetahs wish to "kill Mufasa's murderer" (hunt a wildebeest), but are disturbed by the hyenas making a ruckus. They approach them with the request to stop "comic relief-ing", to which Shenzi comments it's their show and Banzai lets out some insulting assumptions they're into men because of their British accents. The two respond appropriately to their sense of humor.
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> Because the hyenas refuse to listen, the cheetahs set up a trap that sends them flying into a volcano, then celebrate by having intercourse with each other. The hyenas are quick to return, though, and Banzai takes the chance to confirm he was right to assume their sexual preference. Shenzi is baffled by the revelation, as she believed the two were related.
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> The disheartened cheetahs ask how they survived, but their replies aren't shedding any light on the matter and urge the two to accept defeat.
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## Voice Actors

* Shenzi: VampireMeerkat
* Cheetato: Jay/The Voice Man/PizzaMutantTurtleVA
* Cheetata: Tim Collins
* Banzai: Tim Collins
* Ed: Tim Collins

## Quotes

> **Cheetato:** *"We need to rid ourselves of these blasted dogs."*
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> **Cheetata:** *"I would agree with you if hyenas were actually dogs, but Wikipedia says they're not related to the canine family."*
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> **Banzai:** *"What's with the gay accent? Are you gay? Are you from Gaymerica?"*
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> **Shenzi:** *"Ignore him, he knows 'Gaymerica' is England, heh..!"*
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> **Cheetata:** *"..Oh wow, a gay joke, and we're not even over the one minute mark of this video."*
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> **Cheetato:** *"Aren't we lucky to have experienced such classy humor."*
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> **Banzai:** *"Where, in this American Africa, are they raising British cheetahs?"*
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> **Cheetato:** *"What are you doing..?"*
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> **Cheetata:** *"Just stroking my bug."*
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> **Cheetato:** *"Why in the Jiminy are you stroking a bug?"*
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> **Cheetata:** *"Seriously? You're going to swear politely in front of my bug?"*
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> **Cheetato:** *"Okey then, you turned weird fast.."*
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> **Cheetata:** *"MAY YOUR TEA BE WITHOUT CRUMPETS, I'M LEAVING YOU-"*
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> **Cheetata:** *"-Alright, I came back, I hope my absence has filled you with shame and grief."*
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> **Banzai:** *"Damnit, I told you they were gay!"*
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> **Shenzi:** *"I thought that was just a-a joke, aren't you guys like twin siblings?"*
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> **Cheetato:** *"How are you still alive?"*
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> **Ed:** *"HEUWW!"*
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> **Banzai:** *"Right after we freed the Jews, that is."*
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> **Cheetato:** *"Impressive.."*
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> **Shenzi:** *"And I fell in love for the first time.."*
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> **Cheetato:** *"That's nice."*
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> **Shenzi:** *"Thanks!"*
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