At the Dragon's Keep/DRAGON!!!

This is how at the Dragon's Keep and DRAGON!!! goes in Team Prime meet Shrek.

[Then Shrek, Donkey, and Team Prime reach the location]

Donkey: [smells something and wharfs it away thinking Shrek made the smell] Oh, Shrek, did you do that?

Bulkhead: Do what?

Donkey: He just let out gas! [to Shrek] Hey, man, you've gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open and everything.

Shrek: Believe me, Donkey. If it was me, you'd be dead. [sniffs] It's Brimstone. We must be getting close.

Donkey: Yeah, right, Brimstone. Hey, don't be talking about it's the brimstone cause I know what I smelt and it wasn't no brimstone. Didn't come off no stone either.

[They climb up onto a ridge and survey the scene in front of them]

[The castle is tall with storm clouds swirling above it whilst a boiling pit of lava bubbles below. Birds fly around the tallest spire and thunder crashes]

[They stare it before Shrek speaks up]

Shrek: Sure, it's big enough. But look at the location.

[He laughs as he and Team Prime climb over the ridge]

[Donkey however looks nervous]

Donkey: Uh, Shrek, um... Remember when you said that... that ogres have layers?

Shrek: Oh, aye.

Donkey: Well, I actually have a bit of a confession to make. Um, Donkeys don't exactly have layers. We-we wear our fear right out there on our sleeves.

Shrek: Wait a second, donkeys don't have sleeves.

Donkey: You know what I mean.

Ratchet: Oh, you can't be telling us that you're afraid of heights.

Donkey: No, I'm just a little uncomfortable with being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!

Shrek: Come on, Donkey, we're right here beside you. Okay? For, emotional support. We'll just tackle this thing together on little baby step at a time.

Donkey: Really?

Shrek: Really, really.

Donkey: Okay. That makes me feel so much better.

Arcee: Just keep moving.

[They start to cross the bridge]

Bumblebee: Oh, yeah. And don't look down, okay?

Donkey: Okay, don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down. Keep on moving and don't look down.

[Suddenly, Donkey presses on a plank too hard and it snaps causing him to look down after it as it plunges into the lava below]

Donkey: Shrek, I'm looking down!

[Donkey screams and turns to Shrek and Team Prime]

Donkey: God, I can't do this! Just let me off right now! Please!

Shrek: But you're already halfway!

Donkey: Yeah but I know *that half* is safe!

Shrek: Okay fine, we don't have time for this, you go back!

[Donkey tries to push past Shrek and the team as they move forward]

[He then has to jump to avoid the gap in the bridge]

Donkey: ARGH! DON'T DO THAT!

Shrek: Do what? Oh. This?

[He shakes the bridge]

Donkey: YES! THAT!

Shrek: Yes? Do it? Okay.

[He shakes the bridge more and more. Team Prime struggle to keep their balance behind him]

[Donkey has his eyes closed afraid he could fall into the lava but he reaches the other end and sees he made it all the way across safely]

Donkey: Oh.

[Shrek and Team Prime arrive]

Shrek: That'll do Donkey. [taps him] That'll do.

[Team Prime walk past Donkey]

Donkey: Cool. [gallops over to them]

Arcee: So where is this fire-breathing pain in the neck anyway?

Shrek: Inside. Waiting for us to rescue her.

Donkey: She was talking about the dragon, Shrek.

[Inside, the gang moves through the ruins]

Donkey: You afraid?

Smokescreen: Of course not.

Shrek: No.

Ratchet: Oh, and by the way, sssh.

Donkey: Oh, good. Me neither.

[The team moves on]

Donkey: Of course there's nothing wrong with being afraid. I mean, fear's just a response to unfamiliar situation. Unfamiliar dangerous situation I might add. And with a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire, it doesn't technically mean you're a coward if you're a little scared you know what I mean? Cause I sure as heck ain't no coward I know that.

[Donkey bumps into armor pieces]

[The head of a knight's skeleton falls off and Donkey panics]

Donkey: Aaaaaah!

Ratchet: Oh, for Primus' sake! Will someone please calm him down!

Shrek: Donkey, two things! Alright? [touches one finger] Shut. [touches another finger] Up.

Arcee: Let's go find some stairs while Smokescreen and Shrek go find the Princess.

Smokescreen: Me? But...

Shrek: Smokescreen, I know finding a princess doesn't sound that easy but I know for a fact that she'll be up those stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.

Donkey: What makes you think she'll be there?

Shrek: I read it in a book once.

Smokescreen: [sighs in annoyance] Fine. [follows Shrek]

Donkey: Cool. You handle the dragon, we'll handle the stairs. We'll find them. We'll whip their butt too. That's right. Those stairs won't know which way they're going.

[Later, Donkey and the rest of Team Prime walk through some big double doors]

Donkey: I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right here. I'd step all over it.

[There's a low growling noise and the team hear it]

Ratchet: Bumblebee, please tell me that was your stomach.

[The growl is heard again and a green eye opens behind Ratchet]

[Ratchet then realizes what's happening]

Ratchet: I don't think we're alone.

[With Shrek and Smokescreen, they find the tallest tower]

Shrek: Well, at least we know where the princess is.

Smokescreen: But I don't get it. Isn't there supposed to be a...

[Back with Donkey and the rest of the team, Ratchet darts protectively in front of the others]

Donkey: DRAGON!!!

Ratchet: RUN!!!

[They run as the dragon spews fire]

[The dragon bursts through the wall and gives chase]

[It chases Donkey and the team to Shrek and Smokescreen]

[The dragon rears up and fires a ball of fire at them]

Shrek: Guys, look out!

[He dodges the fireball]

[Donkey and Team Prime back away from the Dragon]

[It breathes fire and they duck out of the way with the flames causing the tip of Donkey's tail to smoke a little]

[The dragon approaches them but then feels something on its tail]

[It turns and sees Shrek and Smokescreen holding its tail]

Shrek: Gotcha.

[The dragon almost steps on Donkey and the other but they manage to avoid it and run into a turret to safety]

[The dragon throws Shrek and Smokescreen around on its tail before flinging them off and sending them flying into the tower through the roof. They land in the room Princess Fiona is asleep in. She wakes up and sees them. Back outside, the dragon breathes fire into the turret, Donkey and the other members of Team Prime emerge onto a bridge just behind the dragon]

Bumblebee: Come on, hurry!

[The Dragon brings its tail down on the bridge, destroying half of it]

Ratchet: Fall back, fall back, fall back!

[The dragon brings its tail down of the other half, cutting off the way they came]

Arcee: Back the other way!

[The dragon again cuts off their escape]

Knock Out: Great. Anyone else have any other bright ideas?!

[The dragon towers off them and roars]

[Team Prime bring out their weapons]

Donkey: Oh, what large teeth you have.

[The dragon roars]

Donkey: I mean your white sparkling teeth.

Ratchet: Donkey, is now really the time to be flirting?!

Donkey: Just trust me on this. [to the dragon] I know you probably hear this all the time from your food, but you must bleach yourself, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. And do I detect a hint of minty freshness? And you know what else? You're--

[The dragon leans forward and is revealed to be female]

Donkey: A girl dragon?

Bumblebee: You're a female?

[The dragon nods]

Donkey: Oh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. 'Cause, you're just reeking a feminine beauty.

[The dragon starts to recoil]

Donkey: What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye?

[The dragon breathes a heart shape smoke ring at him]

Donkey: Ooh. Oh. Oh. Man, I'd really love to stay, but, you know, I'm, uh-- [coughs] I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings and stuff.

Arcee: We'd really like to join you but uh... Just excuse us while we...

Donkey: Shrek!

Team Prime: Smokescreen!

[The dragon picks them up in her mouth and carries them to her chambers]