Joseph Green

Joseph Green was President of Playhouse Disney's UK branch from 2008 to 2010. After a disturbing episode of My Friends Tigger And Pooh caused him to question his own sanity, Green opted to take early retirement, and started up his own sugar company based in his home town of Hartley Dale. Green's company monitors the sugar standards in exported confectionery and also sells a few of their own products.

"I'm getting poisoned by the gas exchange I need to be naked!"-Green to R. Asquith.

## Overview

Born in Hartley Dale in 1976, but little is known about his childhood or teenage years. At some point in the early 2000's, Green took a gap year in Empire Bay where he tried to assess his needs and did some work down on the docks where he nearly killed an old dockworker by causing a ship to crash right into the port. By 2004, Green was back in Britain and that same year he joined Playhouse Disney's UK branch as a script writer. He was taken a liking to by the then President; Ronald Moustache who made Green his Vice President. After Ronald Moustache was killed in 2008 by PJ Mole, Green took control and he was in charge of the company until 2010 when a lost episode of My Friends Tigger And Pooh was smuggled into his company via one of his traitorous writers; Colonel Bolonel. Bolonel confessed to the crime, and attempted to escape with Emily Oswin on his chair which had inbuilt wings. Sadly, Bolonel and Oswin were immediately killed by a plane. Thinking that the rest of his staff were capable of being just like Bolonel, Green had them all fired and then he headed straight to Disney Studios to convince the higher ups there to change Playhouse Disney into Disney Jr in order to truly distance themselves from the controversy that could erupt. Green was successful in the company's name being changed to Disney Jr, and despite being offered a generous bonus he declined it and decided to take early retirement. Green headed to his childhood home town of Hartley Dale where he finally married his long time partner Silvia Greene though she frequently cheats on him with her boss Charles. Green decided he didn't enjoy the retired life, and went back into business by starting up his own company which monitors sugar standards in exported confectionery. His company also sells a few sweet products like jelly, fudge cubes, and red velvet cake bars which have no taste. In June 2020, Green ran into problems when his attic became overrun by rats led by the Rat King. The King wanted to convince Green to join his gang as his guard, but Green declined and with help from Toilet Duck, Green was able to send the Rat King to Jupiter. For the next three years, Green worried that the King could return, and when he did the two were forced to forgo their hatred for each other as a common enemy Professor Ratigan was much more dangerous. They succeed in taking down Ratigan, and Green offered the King free lodgings at his house until he got his affairs in order. The Rat King was grateful for Green's hospitality, but grew concerned for the man's sanity when he started talking to a baseball bat and beach ball like they were people.

## Appears In

A Big Day For Pooh (My Friends Tigger And Pooh Lost Episode)

Super Mario Bros Hacked Version

Greatness From Small Beginnings (Bear In The Big Blue House Lost Episode)

Do You Remember PJ Mole?

PJ Mole's Downfall

22 Short Films On Funnypasta Street

The Eggcellent Adventure

New Rat City

## Trivia

* Suffers from horrid gas which he refers to as the gas exchange.
* Resides in Hartley Dale.
* Always wears his suit even when he goes to bed.
* Green was temporally put on a bus following The Eggcellent Adventure but came back two years later in New Rat City.
* Much less pathetic in A Big Day For Pooh which was his first appearance. He is depicted as being strict and authoritative, as well as being quite evil as he fired all his staff despite only Colonel Bolonel being the one at fault, and even when Bolonel personally confessed to the crime, Green was still adamant on resigning all of them. As the years passed, Green grew more pathetic and is so cowardly he was easily intimidated by the Rat King and Charles showing that he lost most of his courage.
* Ironically, Green doesn't like Disney and has never watched a single Disney film in his entire life. He only joined Playhouse Disney because the rates were high.
* Currently 47 years old. He was 34 during the events of A Big Day For Pooh which is set in 2010.
* Green has no toenails, and also is allergic to stamps.
* While working at Disney, Green resided in an apartment in Chester.
* In Greatness From Beginnings, there is implied romantic tension between himself and General Asquith, but nothing comes from it.
* Despite Rap Rat becoming his lodger in that story, he doesn't appear at all nor is he even mentioned in New Rat City.
* Green is unable to drive a car for unknown reasons.
* Considers Mickey Mouse Clubhouse's episode Waking Up Minnie to be the best episode of television he had ever been a part of. He was reportedly brought to tears during the first viewing.
* Close friends with Happy Appy according to The Story Of Frankie C which establishes that Green lived in Empire Bay for a gap year before he returned to London to re-assess his needs. While in Empire Bay, Green was arch enemies with the Pigeon Lady.
* Smells like compost according to the guide.