Evicted

**Evicted** is the fifth episode of Donkey Kong Island season 2 and the thirteenth episode overall.

## Plot

This episode starts with K Rool complaining about the 8th season of Game of Thrones and calls it the worst season of any tv show. Klump disagrees and says that it is one of the best seasons. K Rool asks how is it remotely better than Season 1. Klump states that Season 1 had way too much talking and no battle which causes K Rool to scream.

In Dixie's house, there is a party happening and Chunky appears confused. Manky and Stinky show up and Manky asks Chunky if he is alright. Chunky asks Manky and Stinky what they are doing here. Manky states that this is a party and Stinky notices Chunky with his Apple Gin. Chunky tells them that Apple Gin is safe to drink and tastes amazing and then threatens them that they better answer his question or he will call the cops and then asks what they did with Tiny and Dixie. Manky tells him that Dixie and Tiny invited everyone. Chunky growls and demands to be let through. He has spotted Kiddy (who is holding a knife with a blade in a thousand degrees), Katryna, and Lanky angrily tell them that they're playing the music too loud because it will wake the neighbors, also asking about his cousins whereabouts which Lanky tells him that they're upstairs. Later at upstairs, Diddy and DK are enjoying the Party that Dixie and Tiny threw (even though the invites were Katryna's idea via Snapchomp) then Chunky shows up to ask her who invited the People to the House which she replied with "We did." Chunky was expecting to be just him, DK and co. with drinks, a pool table, and a karaoke Machine. DK would find it boring and Chunky gets told by Cranky (who shows up at the party) to stop being such a pussy and get himself a drink. Dixie gets what Chunky is saying and tells him to calm down and tells him to calm down and have fun. Chunky tells her, DK, and Diddy that they're right then Tiny shows up with a flamethrower, scaring him. Krusha and Klump shows up to the Party which Krusha hate it but Klump finds it enjoyable. Klump tells him that he's just mad because he thought he would "hook up with Dixie" but Krusha said he could hook up with any girl at the party, which he did but failed. Then Krusha stormed off which Diddy and Dixie laughed at him behind his back.

The next day after the party, the guests left while DK and Co stayed over. The knock on the door was heard, Dixie went to go answer the door only for her to find out to her and the others shock to find Swanky, the seventh richest landlord of the island. Swanky lets the girls know about the phone call he received about their house. Chunky claims his innocence which Swanky said it was some other guy who reported him about several violations of his terms and conditions that Dixie and Tiny signed when they move in, the six person limit (excluding him, which Lanky appeared after sleeping in the bathroom where Chunky closed the door on him), no singing Phil Collins songs past 9pm. Even though he's going to let that one slide, Swanky gave the two girls a warning if he gets one more complaint then smell something coming to the Kitchen, for him to see the mess which he will be having a word with them and kicks out everybody else.

Later at work, Dixie and Tiny tells the others that Swanky had kicked them out of their home. Chunky gets upset with Swanky doing that, while Lanky tells them that they how how it felt to get kicked out (which Dixie replied that unlike him, she and Tiny looked after the house that their grandma lived for years.) Kiddy informed the others that he's also he and Chunky's landlord that "he's always hellbent on taxes." At the flashback, Swanky has a few questions to ask about his bill as he tells Chunky he has the gas, electric, and water meter bills yet to pay. Although he adding the additional to this month's rent of the TV, Cheese toaster, and the Power Rangers DVDs, which Chunky finds the additional charges unfair. DK asked the girls where will they live, Diddy wonder if they'll go to their parents for help which Dixie doesn't want to do (since their strained relationship to their daughters.) Chunky has got a spare room for the girls to stay in, which Kiddy doesn't agree to since he played video games in that room. Tiny and Dixie thanked him for that although Lanky has a spare room which the girls passed on his offer. DK suggest they'll talk to K. Rool to see if he can let them stay at one of his places which Katryna will know what her uncle will say, "What you and your dumbs co-workers do in your free time is none of my business, now go back to work and piss off." Then at the transition to K. Rool's office, he told DK and Diddy what his niece tell them. DK had begged their boss to find (the now evicted) Dixie and Tiny a place to stay, Rool replied that he doesn't have eight spare houses as his dad gave most of those to K. Lumsy. Diddy tells him that they've been kicked out of their home, asking him to "give them a few days off while they get back on their feet." Rool declined to do so and tell them to get out of his office to stack Barrels. After the discussion ended, Diddy angrily told him that he's lucky to have the girls are still working for him and then a saddened DK exits after him.

At the Holcroft residence, Chunky welcoming in the girls while Kiddy is unhappy on their arrival. Dixie and Tiny were thrilled to be at their new home, Kiddy suggested done the pipe bomb in the cake as Chunky tells him that stunt will get themselves evicted. The Holcroft brothers show the girls the bedroom, with a plasma screen TV. Although there is only one room for one of them, Tiny wants that room for the TV as Dixie wants that to make music. Chunky suggest a way to settle this while Kiddy suggests neither of them gets his room. Chunky decides who will get the room by winning a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Tiny agrees to that as Dixie tells her sister that she's going down. Unfortunately for Dixie, she lost to Tiny and is staying at Lanky's as he shows her the bedroom which he "lost the other half on a bet." She gets grossed out by the wasp's nest then asks him if she can go take a shower. Lanky told her that there's no water, only the black stuff comes out when turning the shower knob on. Dixie asks him how is she going to keep clean which he says there's a pool in the garden (showing the Pink Kong sitting on the chair and Manky sleeping on the floating tube above the dirty pool with trash afloat.)

The next day at the K. Rool Warehouse, Diddy sets down the barrel when noticing Dixie came into Work exhausted. She told him that the reason being is because of Lanky and his brothers were watching the England game last night, keeping her up. Dixie tells him that she hated Swanky because he always tax her and Tiny "for the stupidest crap" including the radio license, which Diddy agreed with her on their landlord. She also brought up another point about their grandma, who used to lived in her house for years, gave her a place to stay after running away from her parents. Diddy asked if she ran away from home which Dixie telling him that she rather not talk about it. Even though she let the party get out of hand, Diddy doesn't blame her for what she had done. After Dixie goes back to work, Krusha (who was eating the apple) is standing there gloating about Dixie losing her house. Diddy tells him that she's going through a rough time with her eviction, which the Kremling replied with he would let Dixie stay in his mother's house if "she hasn't been so cold" with him. And at his shock, Diddy found out that Krusha was the one who filed a complaint to Swanky. As he was about to leave the storage room, Krusha literally bumps into the door.

After he got done playing badminton with the young kong named Billy, Chunky enters his house (only for him to see the mess Tiny made.) He also noticed that his TMNK action figure, Raphel, is missing. Then angrily asked his cousin, "what was he doing on the toilet?" which she explained that he might need to go number two. As he was about to go for a drink to cool, he entered to find out that his kitchen sink was covered in dirty plates. He asked Tiny of why hasn't she washed the dishes. After Tiny tells him that she's being throwing them in the trash, Chunky tells her that he's going to be at Funky's. After a long day at work, Dixie was shocked to find out that Manky was on her bed. She firmly asked Lanky what his brother doing in her bed which he answers with "Doin a number two" sarcastically. She tells him that she had to pack bananas for 3 hours, got one label wrong, and K. Rool makes her do them all again. Lanky tells her that Rool had a difficult day with going to pick up milk, which Dixie brought up another point by telling him that she stepped in a pizza box on her way to work. After getting asked taking out the trash once moved in the apartment, Lanky didn't feel like doing it as he claims that he has to go all the way to the chute. After being annoyed with his laziness, Dixie goes into the Kitchen to get something to eat (only for her to find the food had been molded and rot.) Lanky finally found his forgotten sandwich as she tells him that she's "going to Funky's".

Later at Funky's, Dixie explains to DK, Diddy, Katryna, and Chunky that Lanky is driving her nuts. DK asked if "Things are not going to great at his place" which she replied that it was insane, as he moved to the apartment a year ago and it was already a mess which she brings up that neither him or his brothers have heard of soap. Chunky tells Dixie that his time with Tiny was also hell for him, as she doesn't wash up, uses all the toilet paper without telling him, kept moving his action figures with out asking, and that she leaves her clothes on the living room floor. Diddy recommends to Dixie and Chunky that they should switch and Tiny could stay with Lanky which she replied that "Tiny may be stupid but she's not going to give up Chunky's" for Lanky's. Katryna was going to offer her a place but her uncle wouldn't let her stay, which Dixie doubts living with their boss will be much fun. Katryna cheers her up with a game of pool and Dixie agrees to her with it. After the girls left to play pool, Diddy tells DK that they should ask Cranky if Dixie & Tiny can stay with them, his brother agreed to his suggestion. Later at their house, Cranky doesn't approve of their idea. Diddy begs him to let them stay because of Swanky kicked them out of their house which their grandfather tells them that if they don't pay the bills, they find themselves in the streets. He clarified that the girls does pay their bills and the reason they were kicked out is because of Krusha made a loud music complaint to their landlord. After Cranky tells his grandsons that "the answer is no", Diddy gets angry at his grandpa for not letting Dixie and Tiny stay (which the old Kong won't hesitate to throw out his grandson as well). After the heated confrontation with his grandfather, Diddy stormed off and DK was shocked to see his brother standing up to their grandfather which Cranky told him to get him his "damn pills."

Later at the storage room, K. Rool was shocked to see Dixie sleeping on top of the barrels as he thought he asked Klump to lock up. He also doesn't recall giving Dixie permission to sleep in his warehouse which she replied that Lanky does it. He knew about what DK and Diddy had told him earlier, but he tells her that she can't stay in there as he tells Dixie that "this is a workplace, not free shelter!" He even asked her how is she planning to take a shower as she tells him that there's no shower at Lanky's also. As K. Rool was going to call her parents, Dixie begs him not to do that. Other than her parents, she has one relative in mind but uncertain about being open to vistors.

At the home of Dixie and Tiny's grandma, K. Rool and his employees arrived in the business truck. Chunky was uncertain about Dixie choosing the location which she tells him that they don't have any option. Tiny tells her that she was "having a blast with Kiddy & Chunky," but the two brothers disagreed with her. As K. Rool, Dixie, Diddy, DK, Katryna, and Chunky were on house doorsteps (which there was no answer), Lanky, Kiddy, and Tiny are seen around the Ostrich Pen. As Kiddy was about to ride one, the ostriches begins to chase the trio, leaving the group being in shock as they seen them getting chased. And to make matters worst, Wrinkly Fitzgerald is carrying a bill blaster and a parrot named Screech, pointing the blaster at the group until she sees Dixie.

Later inside her house, Wrinkly (who is still carrying the blaster) demands an explanation to Dixie, Tiny, Chunky, and Kiddy decided to show their "ugly faces" after not contacting her in five years. Katryna made fun of the old Kong because of her age which Wrinkly admires her for having the guts to say that, though the same can't be said about Chunky. She tells him sarcastically that it was nice of him to release the Ostriches (even though Kiddy was the one who done that.) Kiddy told his grandma that didn't regret doing that, Wrinkly tells him to watch his manners or she's using a bill blaster on him (which he finds it cool.) Tiny explained to her that Kiddy claims these birds couldn't fly, as her grandmother recognizes how stupid Tiny had been. Then Wrinkly wanted an explanation from Dixie in front of everyone, that their grandma had taken care of her, Tiny, and the Holcroft brothers but she replied the four would've bother to show up. K. Rool interrupted their backstory and tells them to stay on topic about the girls' house eviction, then Diddy tells her that Swanky threw them out & asked Wrinkly if she can convince their landlord to give her granddaughter the house back. Unfortunately for the group, she refused to help because they hadn't contacted her for years, telling them that her kids are the damn same as Terry and Sandy try to put her in a home after they got Hitch, Jerry only calls her in case his dishwasher breaks down, and Perry never contacted her in 15 years (which Kiddy hears that he started a Gaming Channel on Twitch.) After that, she told everyone (except for Katryna who she wanted to get together with for beers sometimes after her insults) to instantly get out of her house, which the group does leave except DK and Diddy. As he gets angry, Diddy stands up for the woman he had crushed on, telling Wrinkly that Dixie came for her to help but turned her away over "some petty grudge from five years ago" which she tells him to watch his mouth or she won't hesitate to use her blaster on him. Before he leaves, Diddy wants her to know that Dixie is "one of the coolest, sweetest, most amazing people-" then she used her blaster (even though she missed) to get the two to jet out of her house.

Later at night in Funky's, DK, Diddy, Katryna, Kiddy and Chunky were having a discussion about how are they going to help the girls since the plan went horribly, Diddy still can't believe Wrinkly refuse to help Dixie which Chunky and Kiddy's situation with Tiny got worsen as she unplug the fridge-freezer to charge her phone. Diddy tells the group that they need to fix the situation as he doesn't want to leave Dixie like this. As Chunky is about to go knocking on Swanky's door to demand to give her house back, he leaves with Billy for the game of badminton. Diddy had an idea of how they are going to get Dixie and Tiny's house back.

Later at the vacant house where the girls used to live in, Swanky and Krusha made a deal on getting their house then DK, Diddy, Chunky and Katryna came barging in. The gang demands the landlord to give Dixie & Tiny their house back which Krusha tells them that it's his house now as he still simps for Dixie which both Diddy and Katryna said otherwise about him. Swanky tells them that the girls had "broke the rules so they lost the house." which Diddy replied that Wrinkly was the one who gave them her house. Then the landlord tells them that the house legally belongs to him, despite giving them a place to live in. DK puts on his sad face to beg Swanky to think about the girls as "this home's been in their family for years" and if he does this, he is"going to be stripping away their own childhood." which he has no remorse for DK's sob story. Then DK switches to plan B which Katryna tells Swanky and Krusha that Kiddy has been covering their cars with gasoline, giving them an ultimatum to either give them back the house or the cars get blown up. Krusha promised vengeance against DK and Co. but Swanky wasn't bother by that ultimatum as everyone was shocked by his reaction, telling them to go ahead and blow up their cars as he has got insurance to by a new one, even doesn't care if Krusha's car gets blown up. As he is about to shut down an orphanage, Swanky was shocked (and everyone was glad) to see Wrinkly, who comes back with the blaster and the two made a deal. Later at the K. Rool Warehouse Storage room, Dixie wakes up to see both her grandma and Diddy, as she gets ready to come back home.

After getting her granddaughters their house back, she apologizes to the group for being so cold, and admitted to them that she had a bit of a tamper. As Chunky is about to forgive his grandma, she demands him to "Stand up straight" while he's talking to her which he responds in crying (although she was just poking fun at him.) The deal both her and Swanky agreed to, was he sells the house to her and she won't blow his head off even though Kiddy wishes they "shouldda blown up his car." Either way Dixie thanks her grandma and the group for giving her and Tiny their house back. DK and Diddy are heading back in their house before Cranky gets furious if Rambi pees in the house again, Chunky and Kiddy are heading off to bed as well which Tiny wonders if she can stay with them again. Kiddy tells her that they'll get back to her on that as the Holcroft brothers along with DK, Diddy, Lanky and Katryna left. Tiny tells Dixie that she'll call the biggest bedroom, which she tells her the room her sister picked is already the biggest. After Tiny runs upstairs, Dixie and Wrinkly were talking about Diddy which Wrinkly tells her that all in her years she had never seen a boy stood up for a girl the way Diddy stoop up for her. Dixie was surprised to find out as her grandma consider him a good guy for her own granddaughter. After getting told to keep on eye on him, she seems to take a liking for Diddy as he does for her, ending the episode.

## Youtube Description

After a long time of absence (this was supposed to come out at the end of September), DKI is finally back. Dixie & Tiny have a party at their house, however a certain unhappy landlord overhears, and enacts a harsh punishment on the two.

Special Thanks To:

* Popplio Power: Diddy/Kiddy/Chunky's Friend
* Carmen: Dixie/Katryna/Background Kong
* TrashyKoopa: Tiny/??????
* Swoldow EVGRB: Klump
* Insta: Swanky
* Intro Music: PLK
* Transition Music: AzUrArInG
* PixlCobit (DK, Diddy, Dixie, Tiny, Squawks, Rambi, Cranky & Funky sprites)

## References to other episodes

* On the scene where at the workplace Dixie and Tiny got evicted, Lanky tells the girls "Now you know how I felt when yous kicked me out." referencing the scene from *Lanky's Mistake* where Lanky, after getting kicked out by Cranky, was sleeping in the Fitzgerald Residence, then gets kicked out by Dixie for eating all the food, drinking all the milk and left the TV on all night because he's a freeloader. At a cutscene with Diddy and DK asking Cranky if the girls can stay which their grandfather refuses. When he says "I've finally managed to kick one of your goofy ass friends out," referring to the time he was the first to kick out Lanky for ignoring the dinner being burnt, setting the kitchen ablaze.
	+ In the same cutscene, where Diddy suggested to go to her parents for help which she replied with "Absolutely not." referencing the strained relationship she had with her parents as mentioned by her on *Christmas With The Kongs* where they tried to change her into something that she isn't, and the Wrinkly gave her a guitar but Terry sent it back because he claimed it was too dangerous.
	+ Bringing up the episode, at the cutscene at Funky's, she mentioned that Lanky had moved into an apartment a year ago and it was in shambles, which he broke a promise to Chunky about for him to look after the place responsibly.