2005 DataShift Texas Tea 500

The 2005 DataShift Texas Tea 500 is the twenty-third race from my very own 2005 Piston Cup Season schedule, this race will take its place at Hollywood Speedway at night, because that Strip and Cal Weathers have a lazy haulers and he didn't take them to the track, so they got to the grandstands instead.

Ryan Newcar has to miss the race, because his pit crew went missing.

Ryan Thunderbolt Jr. have to wreck Chick Hicks in Turn 3, because he caused death of his dad at the final lap of the race and he wins it with Lightning McQueen in 2nd, Bobby Swift 3rd, Bricky Yardley 4th and Chuck Armstrong in 5th.

NOTE: THIS RACE WAS A PARODY OF 2001 PEPSI 400!

## Transcript

### Ryan Thunderbolt Jr. wrecks Chick Hicks

Ryan Thunderbolt Jr.: TAKE THAT, YOU MEAN GREEN CAR FOR KILLING MY FATHER BEFORE THE 3RD RACE, I'M ABOUT TO WRECK YOU!

Chick: NO, RYAN JR, NO!

Ryan Thundebolt Jr.: TOO BAD, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW! (WRECKS CHICK HICKS)

(CHICK HICKS SLAMS THE TURN 3 WALL TOO HARD, GOES FLIPPING IN THE GRASS AND CRASHES TOO HARD)

### Ryan Thunderbolt Jr.'s win

Bob: Here they come, the turn four! Final lap of the DataShift Texas Tea 500! Lightning McQueen is 2nd but it's going to be Ryan Thunderbolt Jr., using lessons learned from his father to go from 6th to 1st to score the victory of the DataShift Texas Tea 500!

Darrell: Yes! YES!

Brent: That was beautiful. Very, very nice.

Darrell: Ryan Jr., you're happy! Look at that smile!

(RYAN THUNDERBOLT JR.'S PITTIES CONGRATULATING HIM FOR WINNING HIS 1ST WIN BEFORE HIS FIRST AFTER TIEBREAKER RACE WIN)

Bob: Wow... I don't think there's anybody here that didn't want to see that.

Brent: Sentimental favorite, emotional favorite.

Bob: Earlier, in the RSN broadcast, we talk, among ourselves, some of the moves he made it on the track today, look like his father, behind the wheel.

Darrell: I am speechless.

Ryan Thunderbolt Jr.: YEEEEESSS! I WIN, I WIN, I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!

Bob: Tears and cheers.

Brent: Pretty cool.

Bob: His pitties are on pit road with Larry Smith, Ryan Thunderbolt Jr.'s crew chief.

Darrell: And you wouldn't believe the emotion the tears out here for Ryan Thunderbolt Jr., if that wasn't like the old man. I don't know what was Larry Sr..

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## Results

1. Ryan Thunderbolt Jr. - 500 laps
2. Lightning McQueen - 500 laps
3. Bobby Swift - 500 laps
4. Brick Yardley - 500 laps
5. Chuck Armstrong - 500 laps
6. Kevin Carvick - 500 laps
7. Matt Carseth - 500 laps
8. Tony Gaswart - 500 laps
9. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 500 laps
10. Sage VanDerSpin - 500 laps
11. Jeff Gorvette - 500 laps
12. Jimmie Johnson - 500 laps
13. Bobby Carbonte - 500 laps
14. Michael Cartrip - 500 laps
15. Kevin Shiftright - 500 laps
16. James Cleanair - 500 laps
17. Billy Oilchanger - 500 laps
18. Brush Curber - 500 laps
19. Diana Leadfoot - 500 laps
20. Misti Motorkrass - 500 laps
21. Kyle Buschtire - 500 laps
22. Ryan Shields - 500 laps
23. Joel McQueen - 500 laps
24. Gerald Leadfoot - 500 laps
25. Lee Revkins - 500 laps
26. Eugene Carbureski - 500 laps
27. Johnny Blamer - 500 laps
28. Todd Marcus - 500 laps
29. Kurt Buschtire - 500 laps
30. Ruby "Easy" Oaks - 500 laps
31. Darrel Draggered - 500 laps
32. Spyder Dangerford - 500 laps
33. Ernie Gearson - 500 laps
34. Dirkson D'Agostino - 500 laps
35. Ralph Carlow - 500 laps
36. Darren Leadfoot - 500 laps
37. Haul Inngas - 500 laps
38. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 500 laps
39. Chick Hicks - 499 laps (CRASHED IN TURN 3)
40. Greg Candyman - 242 laps (CRASH)
41. Davey Apex - 241 laps (CRASH)
42. Murray Clutchburn - 189 laps (ENGINE FAIL)
43. Floyd Mulvihill - 186 laps (CRASH)