A Forest

The Acolytes in Sexy Tights get sucked into the fictional world of Larry Snotter where they team up with Gnomy Watts to defeat BJ Growling.

## Major Plot Points

* While teleporting with Laeral Silverhand, all of the Acolytes in Sexy Tights, except Dikarus Bottombane, heard a voice speak in Abyssal. They were then thrown off course and sent into the fictional realm of Larry Snotter.
* Upon arriving in the Whorebidden Forest, the Acolytes found Gnomy Watts. She had assumed the role of Larry Snotter. The Reverie sent her into this realm and she spent much of the last several weeks exploring her favorite fictional universe.
* Gnomy's primary objective was to find all of the gems that made the evil witch BJ Growling immortal so she could defeat her. Gnomy had just found the Earth Gem after exploring a maze and killing a minotaur.
* The Acolytes decided to follow Gnomy as she went through the Larry Snotter narrative. Despite the gnome wizard's pleas to stay as canonical as possible, the party quickly went off book.
* While traveling through the forest, the party ran into a sleeping giant blocking the road named Faegrid. Aryan Grande made several racist comments about how this was typical lazy giant behavior. Dead Amy told Aryan that she should try playing a song to wake Faegrid up. Aryan succeeded but Faegrid was too hungry to move. Muchomucho M Amor fed Faegrid two good berries. One good berry is enough to sustain the consumer for one day. Two at once, however, caused Faegrid to balloon and turn violet. Several of the Acolytes jumped on the giant to see where he'd go. The whomping willow trees bashed the ballooned giant and popped him. The Acolytes fell to the ground and Clows Kufas was covered in blood.
* Still injured from their fight with Laeral Silverhand and the alkilith and now from their gigantic fall, the party decided to rest for the night. Muchomucho made shoes out of Faegrid. Dead Amy stored some of his bits away for later.
* The party continued on the next day to the Slither Inn. Anus Dumblewhore greeted the party. Rapper Ron Sleazy performed with his backup dancers Drako Mouthful and Navel Powerbottom. Barbara Duke was able to use her charm and money to get Drako to let the Acolytes backstage so they could meet DJ Genie Sleazy. DJ Genie Sleazy gave Gnomy a cold reception because she rejected her advances as Larry Snotter. Dead Amy didn't ship DJ Genie and Larry so she attacked the djinni with her long sword and blinded her. DJ Genie retaliated by casting thunderwave. Gnomy's sunbeam spell hit DJ Genie, but also went through the wall and killed Navel Powerbottom. Sybil Ringwell's detect thoughts spell helped her determine that the Air Gem they were looking for was on one of her pinky fingers or toes. Gnomy's sunbeam continued and finished the genie off.
* Dead Amy started eating DJ Genie and accidentally ingested the Air Gem. Dewey performed emergency surgery to retrieve it. Juxxtina then healed her friends.
* The party ventured forth to get the Fire Gem from a phoenix's nest. Dewey and Aryan successfully lured a giant hawk to them so they could fly up to the nest. Sybil cast polymorph on Aryan to turn her into a phoenix chick. The phoenix fed Aryan and then flew off to find more food. The party then swiped the Fire Gem.
* At a small lake in the forest, the party found the ghost of Debbie Drowner. She told Gnomy and Dead Amy sad facts that caused psychic damage. Dewey and Clows dove into the lake and found the Water Gem. Debbie Drowner tried to possess Dead Amy when the undead girl hugged her. Sybil and Juxxtina decided to stay behind with Debbie Drowner so Sybil could offer herself as a vessel.
* With all the available gems in hand, the group made their way to BJ Growling's hut. Gnomy warned that the last gem was protected by BJ herself. Gnomy grew tired of the party killing her favorite characters so she cast feeblemind on Dead Amy.
* The party tried to sneakily move around BJ's hut but woke her up while they looked for the Heart Gem. While still invulnerable, BJ cast firestorm on our heroes. Gnomy used her counter spell to cancel it out. After realizing the gem was hidden in a mirror, Aryan sent her unseen servant into the glass to fetch it for her. The party then destroyed all the gems and made BJ mortal.
* After a long battle where BJ used poison magic to hurt and knock out several of the Acolytes, she fell to Dewey's magically empower mace. The group, Gnomy, Sybil, and Juxxtina were then transported back to Laeral and Dikarus.