Hats

Hats are a type of Cosmometic item that you can unlock by completing special goals in campaign mode. Different hats can be worn by using the dresser in Morvin's room. Locked hats are displayed on the dresser's screen as a silhouette until they are unlocked by completing the goal described above the icon. Hats can be equipped on both Morvin and Morv-0 if there is a second player. All of the hats are listed below along with their description and how to unlock them.

## Unlocking Hats

### Cosmo's Hat

**Unlock** - This is Morvin's default hat and is unlocked from the beginning of the game.

**Description** - A trusty dusty hat worn by Cosmo during his halcyon days. Clearly, those days ended for him long ago.

### Can of Space Beans

**Unlock** - This is Morv-0's default hat and is unlocked from the beginning of the game.

**Description** - Everybody knows beans don’t burn on the grill, which makes this hat perfect for Morv-0’s sizzling head.

### Thinking Cap

**Unlock** - Complete your first day with an amenity equipped.

**Description** - Increases your skill in calculus by approximately 2.718 percent.

### Perfectly Normal Hat

**Unlock** - Only travel clockwise with teleporters while getting 6 or more combos.

**Description** - There's nothing wrong with this hat at all.

### Mind Protection Helmet

**Unlock** - Listen to 60 seconds of Ace of Space in a day while remaining profitable.

**Description** - It protects! It deflects! But most importantly, it defends your mind from brain-devouring cosmic horrors!

### Powdered Wig

**Unlock** - Earn over $1500 in one day.

**Description** - It smells like the Continental Congress.

### Florbit Cap

**Unlock** - Overstock the vending machine by 100 in one day!

**Description** - This piece of promotional swag came from an aggressive Florbit marketing campaign featuring the tagline “GET FLOR’D!”

### Weird Game Show Helmet

**Unlock** - Play a day with a fully upgraded Glorp Room.

**Description** - A prop from an old game show that once awarded modest station wagons to families in exchange for their dignity.

### Big Brother's Helmet

**Unlock** - Enter at least 20 correct lotto tickets in a row only using 3 buttons.

**Description** - Be the master of your very own dystopian surveillance state!

### Triassic Land Pith Helmet

**Unlock** - Get a $150 from Directions kickbacks on a normal day.

**Description** - Typical headgear worn by dinosaur theme park patrons.

### Glorgrim Night Cap

**Unlock** - Fully upgrade the Arcade.

**Description** - A rare promotional item accompanying the release of *Glorgrim Says: Still Not Illegal Edition*. You aren’t certain, but it feels like this hat can taste your thoughts.

### Spinning Plates Beanie

**Unlock** - Get a perfect day in the 8 dock layout with 4 amenities on a normal day.

**Description** - Is this supposed to be a metaphor for something?

### Birthday Bash Hat

**Unlock** - Get a perfect day in the 8 dock layout with 4 amenities on a normal day.

**Description** - Undock 8 docks within 3 seconds.

### Chompy Beanie

**Unlock** - Beat the first boss.

**Description** - It almost looks like a real Chompy!

### Business Bug Beanie

**Unlock** - Beat the second boss.

**Description** - Wearing this gives you an unexpected desire to fill out paperwork.

### Business Bug Beanie

**Unlock** - Beat the third boss.

**Description** - Complete with bubble helmet and impotable water.

### Shoobie Visor

**Unlock** - Complete Shoobie day.

**Description** - A visor for your visor!

### Reptilian Cap

**Unlock** - Complete Reptilian day.

**Description** - Lets you speak Reptilian.

### Nogwobbler Headdress

**Unlock** - Complete Nogwobbler day.

**Description** - A wobbly noggin topper.

### Star Baby Bowler

**Unlock** - Complete Star Baby day.

**Description** - Wearing this makes you feel a bit childish.

### Bot Jockey Helmet

**Unlock** - Complete Bot Jockey day.

**Description** - A symbiotic companion!

### Prickle Ten Gallon Hat

**Unlock** - Complete Prickle day.

**Description** - It's so lifelike that it fooled a bee.

### Matrimonial Top Hat

**Unlock** - ?????

**Description** - Bestows upon its wearer the authority to officiate nuptial ceremonies.

### Cash Gremlin Boater

**Unlock** - ?????

**Description** - According to legend, the elusive Cash Gremlin will grant unlimited financial success to anyone who manages to catch it.