Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 6: Jeff's 5th Win

Takes place at Bristol.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: I didn't win last race becuase I crashed, but maybe, I can win this race!

Rowley Boltstrike: I hope I can win a race in my rookie year.

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! You're my teammate, rookie!

Chuck Armstrong: Yeah! So do I!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 2nd place!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I hope I can beat the pole sitter to win this race!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: Here comes the feild on the fourth corner and the Food City 500 is underway!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 41)

Ray Reverham: Go to the outsdie.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Cal Weathers)

Ken Squier: Cal Weathers tries to hold the lead but Jeff Gorvette gets a good outside pass!

The King: Draft on the back of the 24.

Cal Weathers: Ok! (drafts on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Now Cal Weathers is gonna draft on Gorvette! And Jeff will lead lap 41!

(lap 82)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is in front while Ernie Gearson right behind him!

Spare Moint crew cheif: Go to the outside.

Ernie Gearson: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: And he takes the lead again!

Ken Squier: Ernie Gearson, the pole sitter is in front again! He will lead lap 82!

(lap 116)

Eugene Carburaski: YOU'RE GONNA END UP IN THE WALL! (does a bump-n-run on Dale Earnhardt)

(Dale Earnhardt hits the wall)

Pinkie: OH! DALE EARNHARDT HITS THE OUTSIDE WALL!

GM Goodwrench: Ready to pit?

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! I hit the wall becuase of the 36 car!

GM Goodwrench: Ok! You need all 4 tires, 1 can of fuel, and some repairs!

Dale Earnahrdt: Ok!

Ray Reverham: The caution's out!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Ready for pit stop!

Ernie Gearson: I'll go to pit road too!

Spare Mint: Ok, Ernie!

(9 laps later, the restart)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette has tooken the lead from Ernie Gearson during the pit stop, and here he comes for the restart!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to win for Dale Earnhardt!

(lap 171)

Ernie Gearson: Time to take the lead again! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Ernie Gearson passes Jeff Gorvette and will lead lap 171!

(lap 223)

Ray Reverham: Go to the outside!

Jeff Gorvette: Time for the lead again! (passes Ernie Gearson)

Ned Carrett: Ernie Gearson tries to block, but Jeff Gorvette passes him and takes the lead again!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette holds him of the corner and will complete lap 223!

(lap 236)

Spare Mint: Go low.

Ernie Gearson: Must have the lead again! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: And it looks like Jeff and Ernie are fighting for the lead, as Jeff leads lap 236!

(lap 402)

Ned Carrett: Ernie Gearson is in front, and Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead!

Ken Squier: And it hasn't been at least 100 laps for Jeff Gorvette to take the lead!

Ray Reverham: Go high above the 93!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (goes to the inside)

Spike: Now They're fighting for the lead!

Ned Carrett: And it will be... Jeff Gorvette leading lap 402!

(finish)

Rusty Wallace: HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL HAVE YOU NOW!

Jeff Gorvette: NO! IT'S MY IDEA! (blocks Rusty Wallace)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette holds Rusty on the 4th corner! Is he gonna win it... YES HE DOES! JEFF GORVETTE WINS HIS FIRST SHORT TRACK VICTORY!

Jeff Gorvette: OH YEAH! MY FIRST SHORT TRACK VICTORY! WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Rusty Wallace: THAT'S JUST LIKE IN THE 1994 N2O COLA 600 WHERE I WAS TRYING TO WRECK YOU, BUT YOU (popeye toot) WON! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

Jeff Gorvette: BYE! YOU'RE A MEAN RACER!

Rusty Wallace: UGH!

(victory lane)

Spike: Congratulations, Jeff! Will not stand it!

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! This side just took this team to a new level! We, you know, short tracks where we've always had our trouble! We've always had a problem here at Bristol and I'm just, I'm just happy all for fenders were left on this thing! That was our god! Man, they've had good cars here in the past but you know this is wonderful! I gotta kind of think DuPont on the motive finishes! They've been great! God, think Vitoline, the Lightyear tires were excellent and got to say hey to N2O Cola to thanks lunch.

Spike: I'm gonna ask you with a hundred laps to go. Ernie Gearson was leading the race! You're running second, and suddenly, you just zipped by and took off were you holding back in sort of you're safe.

Jeff Gorvette: No! Not at all! You know, my car just took a while to come in and we never ran long enough green flag laps! I was tired, I was tight, these guys keep loosen up , loosen up all day long, and all the sudden, that last stop they got me just right! I wasn't very good on new tires, and them guys got out away from me but all of a sudden, man I just... I don't know what I was like! I just hooked onto a rail and just took off! I was driving myself! My tires fell asleep and it was hurting so bad before I got my marking! Then, after I got my Mark, I didn't even know I had it asleep and it's still hurting!

Spike: Well, racecar medicine, then we heard you comment that the car may have had a Miss or sputtered a little bit. The guys in the pit started scrambling looking for carburetors and what was that?

Jeff Gorvette: I have no idea! You know I didn't know how far we could go on gas! I thought maybe we ran out of gas! I switched the ignition boxes, and never, never felt it again! You know, it's a scary moment, but... Yeah! What it's your day! It's your day! Nobody's gonna take away from you!