Shhh...You're Doomed

***Shhh...You're Doomed*** is an Argentine horror anthology television series broadcast on ABC 1 since March 3, 1986, based on the anthology comic series by Robertson Publishing. The series is notorious for its episodes always ending in the antagonists' victories and the heroes' demise, often at the hands of said antagonists.

## Notable episodes

* **Domicile**: The series' pilot episode. A family moves into a haunted house, unaware that it was formerly a mental asylum. One by one, the ghosts slaughter and assimilate the family members turning them into ghosts themselves, with all the ghosts gathering to destroy the father and assimilate him. In the end they succeed, and the last scene shows all the ghosts cackling in unison celebrating the assimilation of the family members.
* **Broken Vows**: In 1986, an unfaithful wife gets rid of her husband and elopes with a gay stripper at a bar to Las Vegas, Nevada. Two years later, the husband's ghost swears revenge and gets it when he stabs the wife, then scares her husband to death.
* **Unpunished**: A poltergeist has attached itself to a young girl, and refuses to let go until the girl dies. Taking matters into her own hands, the girl commits suicide to please the ghost against her family's wishes. The poltergeist then reveals his departure deal to be a trap and possesses the girl, who then injures her own father and murders the rest of her family, ending by giving the father a fatal heart attack, and the ghost departs while the father becomes a ghost himself and joins her possessed daughter.
* **The Coffin on Wheels**: A father beats his son to death over missed assignments, inspired by his idol (Manny Pacquiao to be exact), by punching him in the mouth until the son bleeds and dies. A year later, the already-worse father is visited by a "coffin on wheels" after he receives various warnings from electronics stating that the "coffin on wheels" is coming for him. It is true - the son's angry spirit gets his revenge after he beats his father to death the same way he was beaten to death by his father the year before. The father perishes and his ghost joins his son's.
* **Paintings of Doom**: In Cordoba, William is a businessman struggling with amnesia. His wife Kate is a painter. One day William visits a friend's painting studio and is told to paint for an exhibition. When William receives a mysterious peacock feather, his paintings turn out beautiful when he uses them. However it harbors an evil secret. Kate mysteriously dies at the hands of an evil spirit the next day, and when William returns he notices other paintings of people. The persons drawn have evil intentions, in reality these are the corrupted souls of people that Kate, now possessed, murdered. The paintings torment William and try to kill him. They summon their "Painter", who is revealed to be a possessed Kate. She brutally murders William by slicing his neck and wrists and stabbing him with the peacock feather William used, drawing a painting of him with his blood as William dies. In the final scene, it is revealed that William has turned into an evil painting himself and joined his wife's army of painted monsters.
* **Curse of the Hospital**: The plans for the renovation of the long-abandoned Wing A of the Cordoba City Hospital is spoiled by a bunch of ghosts. Meanwhile, a motorcyclist named Henry ends up in an accident and brought to Rawson Hospital, but after his operation he talks to his doctor, Dr. Albertson, that the long-dead doctors Michael and Sandra had operated on him. The doctors' ghosts attack Dr. Albertson, Henry and kill the latter's mother, while a possessed Henry kills his friend Andrew. Henry's sister Kendra sees her mother dead. On the contrary, Henry and Andrew, both possessed, attack Andrew's girlfriend, and take him to Wing A where Dr. Albertson's wife, Nurse Anna, and some attendants are killed. The ghost of Dr. Michael then reveals that a cylinder had exploded in 1979 and that is the reason for the spirits wandering - the only way to get rid of the evil spirits is to become a sacrifice. Dr. Albertson chooses to die despite Kendra's warnings and they are operated on anyway, consequently joining the evil spirits. The hospital explodes and everyone perishes in the resulting echo of the 1979 explosion, while the spirits depart for good.
* **The House on White Hill**: Set in 1999 (although it premiered in 2006), a corrupt businessman and his workmen take to a psychiatric institution which was the site of a bloody revolt in 1958. The men are planning to raze the former mental hospital to the ground, but the ghosts of all killed assimilates the men one by one. This is one of few episodes to have two endings.
	+ **Canon ending**: As per status quo, the businessman (the perceived hero of the story) is defeated, and joins the malevolent spirits in their permanent haunting of the house. In the present-day, a satanic cult tries to summon demons in the mental hospital but accidentally summon the 1958 and 1999 ghosts instead.
	+ **Alternate ending**: The businessman uses his flamethrower as a *deus ex machina* and defeats the ghost, freeing his workmen. This was originally meant to start a departure from the constant villain victory endings, but show producers insisted they keep the status quo intact. As consolation, both endings have been merged, with the alternate ending airing first before rewinding to the divergence point of the episode and then the canon ending playing.
* **The Bus that Kills**: A group of students are working on a green project, in which an old Meliepully Metropolitan Transport bus has been rejuvenated and now runs on biofuel. Unknown to them, the bus has a dark backstory: in 1987, a neo-Nazi hijacked the bus and crashed it in front of a speeding train, planting a bomb set to explode once the train collides with it. The spirits of the dead passengers terrorize the students, ending with the two people who led the project. The episode ends with the students now among the ghosts of the 23 passengers killed in the fateful tragedy.
* **House of Madness**: In 1969, a series of poltergeists infesting a house drive said house's tenants to madness, eventually causing an electrical fire and driving the family members into self-mutilation. Eventually the father is killed just as the house's ceiling collapses and kills everyone. Twenty years later a new family moves in and one-by-one the children of the new family are driven insane. The father tries to break the curse but to no avail, and after his now-insane family members beat each other up they attack the father and crush his head with a gas tank, setting off an explosion that kills all the family members and turns them into insane, violent ghosts themselves.
	+ The episode was based on the Ronald Robertson arson case, in which Ronald was beaten up by his own family while a fire burned down their house. The family remained in a state of insanity, hence refusing to evacuate their house, and perished after the house gave way in the consequent gas explosion.