1994 Florida 500

The 1994 Florida 500 is where Kyle Trackson caused a huge crash, and Jeff Hammer wins the race.

## Transcript

### Rodney Carr

Lee Pitstop Jr: GET OFF RODNEY!!! (puches Rodney)

Rodney Carr: (Goes airborne) NOOO!!!! (Dale's final word for his life hit the wall and dies)

Andrew Axler: OHH NOO!!

Don Alternators: MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!

Danny Flight: That so sad.

### Practice

Neil Brakett: (gets lose) OH NO! (hits the wall and dies)
Jeff Gorvette: OH NO! NEIL BRAKETT HAS DIED!

Dale Earnhadt: Yeah! This is getting worse!

(later)

Lapis: So, racers, how do you fell about Neil Brakett's death?

The King: This is so bad. Neil just died 2 years after I retired as a racer!

Chuck Armstrong: Disgraceful!

Billy Oilchnager: Disgusting!

Haul Inngas: Despicable!

Lee Pitstop Jr: HA! They keep losing their friends!

Chick Hicks: I agree! Those losers are gone!

Jeff Gorvette: That's bad. I hope I can win for him!

Dale Earnhardt: I agree. Let's not end this with dying racers.

### The big one

Kyle Trackson: Hey, Murray! TAKE THIS, YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE! (turns Murray Clutchburn)

Murray Clutchburn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH!!!!

Ken Squier: Trouble turn 3! I see Murray crashing, OH NO THE KING'S SON CAL WEATHERS IS OUT!

Ned Carrett: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?

Spike: So (popeye toot) crazy!

Ken Squier: 7, 8, 9, 10 cars are involved, and this could be one of the biggest crashes ever in Piston Cup history!

Ned Carrett: And Lee Pitstop Jr is involved too!

Ken Squier: Let's check the replay.

(replay)

Ken Squier: So here! Chick Hicks doing a PIT maneuver on Murray Clutchburn. And Murray took out 9 cars!

Ned Carrett: Yeah! The first one that he took out was Lee Pitstop Jr who's luckly involved.

### Finish

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan tries to pass him, but Jerry Racelott blocks him and That at lot a Dampage!

Ned, Pinkie, and Spike: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ernie Swervan: Jeff Hammer! HOW DARE YOU WON THE RACE!

Jeff Hammer: SHUT UP!

### After the race

Jeff Hammer: HA! I WON!

Chick Hicks: AND I MADE AN ACCIDENT CAUSING MURRAY TO HOPEFULLY FREAKIN DIE!!

(Tanner, Justin, Bonk, Ringo, Hans, Jeff and Chick laugh)

(Dale Earnahrdt, Chuck Armstrong, Gerald Leadfoot, Haul Inngas, and Jeff Gorvette arive)

Dale Earnhardt: Chicken hicks, how dare you caused the big one, and Jeff Hammer, how dare you won the race!

Chuck Armstrong: Disgraceful!

Gerald Leadfoot: Disgusting!

Haul Inngas: Despicable!

Jeff Gorvette: HOW DARE YOU CHICKEN HICKS AND JEFF HAMMER! TAKE THIS! (hits Chick and Jeff on the face with a pan)

Chick Hicks: ARGH! (Dolphin Censored) THIS! (Seal Bark) THIS! (Charlie Brown Horn) THIS! (Diesel Horn 2) THIS! I HATE MY (13x Popeye toot) LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I HATE MY LIFE, GUYS! I REALLY AM DEAD!

Jeff Hammer: ME TOO!

Ringo Parker: ME THREE!

Tanner Hicks: ME FOUR!!

Ratchat Tankson: ME FIVE!!!

(Chick and Jeff act like dead)

Dale Earnahrdt: Good job JEFF!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh, Chick and Jeff, and take this! (blows an ultra LOUD air horn in front of Chick and Jeff's ears)

Chick and Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Chick and Jeff race far far away)

(Ernie and Dale arive)

Ernie Swervan (cheering): WOO HOO! WAY TO GO JEFF!

Dale Carrett (laughing): This is actually hilarious!

Ned Carrett: OH MY GOD! JEFF GORVETTE USED A FRIGGIN' AIR HORN! WOW!