Osrtrilope

Not to be confused with Ostrilopes

## Ostrilope

After years of research in Amplify Labs, scientists have created the first artificial image of what the average Ostrilope looks like.

## Physical description

### Height

varies among ostrilopes-short lol!!-kinda mid-tall creature

### Eye color

-ostrilope color

chill bird very cool, roams the earth searching for more juuls to add to it's collection, it is happy with it's juuls. Ostrilopes have a severe nicotine addiction and collect Thornpalm flavored Juuls.

--IF YOU ENCOUNTER AN OSTRILOPE, DO NOT SHOW IT SPOTIFY--

Sexual Predators:

Osrtilopes are commonly found running around having MANY affairs with osrtilopes. However, this is the only way for the osrtilopes to continue.

Poeple often imagine how good osrtilope head would be, but because they are somewhere uninhabitable were humans can't go, we can only picture it.

Their primary hunters are Carnithons, they feast on Thornpalms.

Every day they participate in the Ostrithon, which our beloved leader Smarret Gith holds.

HISTORY: THE OSTRICOST

The Ostrilope community has suffered from severe racism and colorism for a long period of time. Many years ago, a ostrilope named Jerry made his way into power. He was a yellow ostrilope with a strong hate for blue ostrilopes. Using his political power and his anger about losing the last ostrilope war, he waged war on the blue ostrilopes. containing them in concentration camps and using carnathons to eliminate there neighborhoods and families. (fuck jerry). After the end of the ostriacost people began to look down heavily on the yellow ostrilopes that had done such terrible deeds to there blue and green brethren. After this terrible period of time, Blue ostrilopes became the superior race, yellow ostrilopes were scorned at and shunned by there peers and to this day face severe discrimination.

Interesting fact; Smarret Gith loves blue ostrilopes. Its rumored he has had intercourse with many

All Ostrilopes die in Paris, it doesn't matter. They all die in Paris, When a ostrilope is on its death bed, Herman drives by in an airplane, takes them to Paris, and throws them off the Eiffel tower. all ostrlipes die in Paris.

History II: EMO OSTRILOPES

Historians have found various fossils that seem to confirm the existence of emo ostrilopes. With the help of advanced computer imaging, they were able to create visuals that represent what they might've looked like. There are two kinds of emo ostrilopes.

These ostrilopes were created when world renowned ostrilope scientist, Fenjamin Branklin, was studying ostrilopes. While on his lunch break, he pulled out his telecaster to play some riffs. However, this telecaster was tuned to FACGCE, the midwest emo tuning. He strummed the open strings. Instantly, all the surrounding ostrilopes turned their stupid two legged bodies to look at him. As Fenji Benji played the opening to "Never Meant" by American Football, he was ambushed. The ostrilopes brutally tore his face apart with the head of a nearby thornpalm, leaving Fenjamin a lifeless corpse on the ground. They grabbed Branklin's telecaster, flannel, and beanie then got to work. They studied these foreign items for many days, recreating them with the wood from thornpalms and the fur from dead ostrilopes. The ostrilopes that partook in the murder formed a band named "Mom Jeans", and showed their talent to all the other ostrilopes. They were an instant hit. As their popularity reached an all time high, they were invited to play at the Light Waves Display. Their performances were loved by many.

As winter drew near, the ostrilopes were slowly dying off. They could not withstand the low temperatures as Smarret Gith had not allowed their offspring to have genetic mutations. They needed more fur, but were not capable of producing offspring with that trait no matter how hard they fucked. They thought of starting fires, but they couldn't. Their amputated bipedal headasses couldn't pick up sticks and rocks at the same time, so they needed another way to stay warm. One brave ostrilope, Oswald Serrano, decided that he would not let the population die out. He jumped off the small island and swam as far as his two little cucumber legs could take him, hoping to find a place where he could buy warm clothes. He swam for 10 generations, struggling the whole way. He almost threw in the towel, contemplating killing himself, but he spotted the solution in the distance. A Hot Topic. He swam faster, his two little stupid legs kicking viciously. He waddled onto shore and into Hot Topic. The sound of tween rock music hit his ears as he walked to the back, looking for the shirts. He grabbed all the emo clothing he could find and walked up to the cashier, ready to save the ostrilopes, but he didnt bring any money. He shot the cashier 3 times in the head, leaving his body at 10458 Landon Ave, and swam back. The ostrilopes wore the emo clothing throughout winter, but some decided to wear it for their whole lives. Some are still around today, but be weary if you spot one.

THE BROWN PLAGUE:

Years ago, Carnithons were not apart of the natural environment of Planet Amplify. Once introduced by our benevolent and beloved leader Smarret Gith, many changes began to happen. The Carnithons brought a deadly disease with them, the brown plague. This harmed only Ostrilopes, turning there fur darker and making them weaker. And so them bitches died.

Rituals:

There are many rituals that the Ostrilopes do to keep the population from rising, from both the Carnithons and the Ostrilopes. For more information on the rituals, go to Rituals

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