Bread Guy

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I don't see a point. Bread GUy. BREEEEEEEAD guy. I hope you never become anyone else except bread guy. BREAD GUY

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If you do i'll never forgive myself :) this is funny

Name, let's call you Bread Guy. It can work the same way as Deadboy. We call you one thing but know you're something else, I don't want the nonexistent fanbase seeing anything else. It was always like this. It always will be, at least for another year or so. If we can hold it back for that long we're fine. Ish.

Nicknames, Fitzgerald the Second, for obvious reasons. Both of you are like anime Trump except one hasn't appeared in an anime yet. We can also call you Ri Bread Guy to be more specific. And aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(gplant because agg(plant is good quality food.

Other forms, the Original. We don't talk about the original. We have no need fot the O-word.

Home Universe, it's too painful. Won't tell.

DOA, 6/2/17. Technically there isn't one since there's nothing to accept.

Arcs, we tried to make a Magnum Opus outta it. Instead it made a Magnum Opus outta us. One-per-series limit, too hard, can't see how it would work withour running into someone before you. Eternally confine to MS Paint Hellverse. Done.

Killstreak, dunno if you died in your home universe yet. Zero.

Age, 3333333333333333333333 because that's a friendly number.

Gender, bread.

Sex, bread.

Sexuality, bread.

Species, magnum opus fail. Now you're nobody.

Hair color, I know you're supposed to be blonde but since I keep picturing you with pink hair we're keeping it at that.

Eye color, you have none.

Height, six universes.

Weight, nine degrees Kelvin.

Nationality, Fitzgeraldlandian.

Occupation, O5. just kidding. D-Class.

Allied groups, no one like you.

Family, you had a son named Tristan. IDK if you remember him tho. By AF you also have a daughter named Tangent who you wanted to Ascend but failed because I'm not happy with that. I'm not happy with a lot of things. I'm not happy that you're here.

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Likes, Ri bread, an Original Story (TanJec)

Dislikes, nectarines, chcken yogurt, jelly butter, other foods associated with other characters for no reason

Fears, unoriginal Four

Powers, you're becoming more omnipotenter than omnipotent, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. there's no d4c to save you nowwwwww. also you can like shoot ri bread from your fingers or something else stupid like that.

Weapons, you can pretend to being ginger and then stab ursefl with tht knowled

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...am i cool yet?

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i hope i never edit this shitfest again

valentine bread travel at mftl++++++++++++++++++++++++++ speed and

how.....................................ostentatious?

Drag me out of here

Who knew it could only get worse