True Crime Podcast

**Video:**
1:00:46

**Video:**
2021-09-28 14-15-41.mp4

https://globehell.libsyn.com/

## Episode Summary

Each and everyday dozens of crimes are committed. The police  don't give a damn or are too incompetent, meanwhile FBI CIA are up to  some stuff you don't want to know about (very bad). So who's gonna solve  the crimes? Drew and Josiah.

## Notable Events

* Josiah revealed that every episode so far has been part of the Change The World series.
* An unknown parade-like sound could be heard going by outside Josiah's house at the beginning of the episode.
* Josiah and Drew discussed their new TikTok account, @globehell, which is producing leftist TikToks. Drew had not yet shared the password with Josiah, though Josiah revealed that Drew would give out the password during the episode and they would give it out to anyone who wanted it if they DM Josiah Hughes.
* Josiah revealed that Drew was required to keep all his faves public as part of a court order.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "more leftist tiktoks because grimes is posting cringe again" about how someone reboot grimes cause shes malfunctioning 😩🤖.
* Josiah and Drew did impressions of Evon Must's New Zealand accent.
* Josiah and Drew watched the music video for *You Belong With Me* by Taylor Swift, starring Nate Ruess.
* Josiah and Drew continued watching "more leftist tiktoks because grimes is posting cringe again".
* Josiah took a phone call during the episode and made Drew wait until his call was done. He repeated the contents of the message from Canada Border Services afterwards, quoted below:
	+ Canada Border Services
		- "Your package full of drugs has been seized at the border. Press 1 for more information."
* Drew took a phone call during the episode and made Josiah wait until his call was done. The call was from Canada Border Services, with the contents quoted below:
	+ Drew
		- "Hello?"
	+ Canada Border Services
		- "Hello?"
	+ Drew
		- "Hello?"
	+ Canada Border Services
		- "This is uh Canada Border. Your uh package of dildos uh that you requested - the uhhh used dildos that you like to eat is at the border."
	+ Drew
		- "OK, well are you gonna send them to me or am I gonna have to come all the way to the border?"
	+ Canada Border Services
		- "Uhhh you'll have to come to the border and prove your ID, ehhhhhhhhh -"
	+ Drew
		- "Look, I could - I could - I - heh - look, I could - I - I ordered these for a reason, because they would get delivered straight to me so that I don't have to get out and about. And I could just stay inside tod-"
	+ Canada Border Services
		- "The packaging is very discreet."
	+ Drew
		- "Shut the *fuck* up and let me finish my point, OK? I'm speaking. I could have gone to any sex shop in town, got a dildo, and it could be used within an hour. Or two."
	+ Canada Border Services
		- "That's not what I was told; I was told you were banned from all the sex shops."
	+ Drew
		- "That's not true. Who - who is this, by the way?"
	+ Canada Border Services
		- "Gotta go!"
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "BEST TRUE CRIME PODCASTS + SLIGHTLY GLAM MAKEUP... strange combo i know | LeighAnnSays" about the best true crime podcasts (imo) while doing easy glam makeup. They discussed the possibility of being featured in a video like this, whether in the makeup section or the true crime podcast section; either way would require a slight pivot from the typical nature of Globe Hell Warning.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "My True Crime Podcast Recommendations" about some great podcasts to listen to!
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Shang-Chi, Cinderella, Worth, Only Murders in the Building Reviews by Ryan Jay" about how film critic Ryan Jay reviews new movies Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, Cinderella, Worth, and new TV series Only Murders in the Building.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Only Murders in the Building - Hulu Series Review" about a NEW Hulu series starring Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Selena's elevator scene in the show 'Only murders in the building'🌇".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How To Research True Crime Lesson #1 of 3" about how to research true crime or other topics to make better videos and better content.
* Drew took another phone call during the episode and made Josiah wait until his call was done.
	+ Note: It is currently unknown who called him and what the call was regarding.
* Josiah and Drew officially pivoted the show Globe Hell Warning to instead be a True Crime Podcast, though it would still be titled *Globe Hell Warning*. The show includes true crime music and professional introductions from Josiah and Drew regarding the topics discussed each episode.
* The first episode of *Globe Hell Warning: True Crime Podcast* was a procedural that involved unprecedented access into how the court works, or does it work? This showed the ins and outs of crime and court and the law. Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Judge R Crown Traffic Court in Collier County via Zoom Court Hearing 1 20 2021". Josiah and Drew learned that the system is broken.
	+ Note: Donald Trump can be heard giving a speech in the background of this video because someone did not mute their Zoom video.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "We're changing the world one world at a time. Hey, let's start with this world if we're gonna change the world!"
* [On the topic of Evon Must inventing SpaceX] "Now, who invented 'space sex' is what I'd like to know. Uh."
* [On the topic of Evon Must tweeting 'Pronouns suck'] "But maybe he's trying to say, 'Pronounce suck.' Like, he - cause he's from, I think, New Zealand or something. He's probably bad at pronounce - pronouncing things."
* "Ah, being nasty is - now, that's a good song: *Nasty Boy*."
* [On the topic of Margaret Thatcher] "Whether or not you like her, she got the job done. Brexit."
* "So why are you showing me this?"
* "What's your point? What's your point right now?"
* [On the topic of cheese sprinkled over pears] "That's nasty as fuck."
* "Drew, can you stop answering your fuckin' phone while we're learning about this??"
* [In response to Drew reading the names of the people shown on the screen] "Well don't doxx them."
* "This feels like a true crime podcast, right?"
* "It's kind of a fair question. If it's - what's the higher law: is the speed limit or the delivery in under 30 minutes?"
* "It's hard to commit suicide by cop on Zoom."
* "This judge is a real piece of work."
* "I think it'd be pretty cool to be driving and going on your phone while you're in traffic court. To be actually physically driving."

### Drew

* "I mean, how long is this gonna take?"
* "For fuck's sake, Josiah."
* "Elon Must... go to space."
* "Men tend to choose higher paid jobs like doctor, lawyer. Women tend to choose lower paid jobs like female doctor, female lawyer."
* [On the topic of Taylor Swift and Nate Ruess] "He's Margaret Thatcher and she's the weird American who, for some reason, is obsessed with Margaret Thatcher even though she's just a nasty woman. And not the good kind of nasty woman."
* "For fuck's sake."
* "Are you done with the fuckin' phone?"
* "Shut the fuck up and let me finish my point, OK? I'm speaking. I could have gone to any sex shop in town, got a dildo, and it could be used within an hour. Or two."
* "You know whose uh makeup I'd like to see a tutorial? Uhhh Donald Trump."
* "Hey! Go back! Hey! Go back. That is - oh my God. Amy Ryan. Holly Flax herself. Holly Flax. Oh my gosh. From *The Office*."
* [In response to Josiah wanting to tell Drew something about the show *Only Murders in the Building*, starring Amy Ryan] "What, that she's beautiful? She's the most - that she's the most fuckin' beautiful girl I've ever seen in my entire life?"
* [In response to the judge saying, 'The previous Jew'] "The previous what?"
* "Fuck you."

## Trivia

* This is the second episode of Globe Hell Warning that is not a typical episode of *Globe Hell Warning*, but rather *Globe Hell Warning: True Crime Podcast*, following the introduction of *The JO Zone* in Episode 40: The JO Zone.
* This is the sixth main episode to not propose a new Globe Hell idea, after Bus, Episode 27: Why Do I Have Blue Eyes?, Episode 30: The Stock Market Explained, Episode 40: The JO Zone, and Episode 51: What If He Stays.
* This is the fourth main episode to exclude the episode number from the episode title after World Wide High School, Bus, and The.
	+ Note: There is some precedence for excluding the episode number from the episode title, as detailed below:
		- World Wide High School
		- Episode 9: World Wide Landlord was originally titled simply "World Wide Landlord" but was renamed to include the episode number.
		- Bus
		- Episode 19: World Wide Rock Festival was originally titled simply "World Wide Rock Festival" but was renamed to include the episode number.
		- Episode 55: World Wide T'rain, which excluded the episode number from the episode title of the video version.
		- Episode 57: Faster Fashion, which excluded the episode number from the episode title of the video version.
		- Episode 59: Globe Hell Family Podcast Network, which excluded the episode number and included the word '(video)' in the episode title of the video version.
		- Episode 61: Food Baby, which excluded the episode number from the episode title of the video version.
		- The
* This episode has two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled "True Crime Podcast", while the video version is titled "True Crime Podcast (video)".
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen for its greater degree of clarity.