Ralph Sarridge

## Initial description

Ralph Sarridge is a 41 year old man who wears thin-framed oval glasses, has extremely tired eyes, is generally tall, and has a large build. His hair is dirty blonde and extremely messy as he had to cut his own hair to save money. He doesn't own any fashionable clothing- it’s almost all second hand.

He puts most of his spending money into his daughter, Lucy, buying her toys and little stickers from the pound shop when he goes to buy groceries. Doesn’t know much about parenting, or taking care of a house, but he is slowly learning. Currently can only cook pasta and sometimes fix the sink if he watches a video on how to do it (set at 0.5 speed). There’s a leak coming from the ceiling that’s been bugging him for months but he hasn’t found the time to figure out where it’s coming from.

Ralph doesn't have a steady job, working freelance with barely any customers. He gets worried that Lucy may just be better off living with her mom, but selfishly wants to keep her around as much as possible. He misses Karen a ton although he’s still a little mad at her for how things ended.

His favourite things to do in his free time are watch funny cat videos, spend time with Lucy (he helps her with her homework but often they both end up struggling with it) and play an old, video game from when he was a kid with an extremely small player base. He owns a dishwasher but doesn’t know how to use it so often washes his dishes by hand.

Ralph likes to be the fun cool dad but literally knows nothing about what’s considered fun or cool nowadays- he uses acronyms either wildly incorrectly, way too often or uses acronyms that don’t even exist ( “It’ll become a thing, I can feel it!” In regards to SFIC (So funny I cried)). He likes to use emojis, finds them funny, and laughs at the most basic of humour. His dad wasn’t there a lot for him as a kid so now he sorta overcompensates for Lucy. His typing style follows this pattern: 'I’m going 2 pick u up @ 3 🚙😁'

He is a huge dog person, but circumstances and pleading from Lucy led to him adopting a street cat that Lucy named Spaghetti. Him and Spaghetti don't get along.

He lost his leg a while back.

## After Pandora's Box

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When Merlin offered Ralph anything he could dream of to compensate for making him go on a big quest, and for infecting him with Pandora's Box abilities, Ralph simply asked for a discount on the milk. He got his discount, and also more candy than him or Lucy could ever eat.

Was in a band called The Skullcrushers with his friends back in school, and managed to somewhat bring the band back together in the Eternal Afterparty. This wasn't before his wedding song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" played and he had an emotional breakdown over his ex wife in the corner.

While in Darwin's house, Ralph travelled across time many, many, many times. He saw many world events through the window of the house, including dinosaurs, the ice age, World War II and the apocalypse. He received a chilling phone call that mentioned his daughter by name.

## Gameplay info

* ***Race:** Human*
* ***Class:** Fighter (Subclass: Dad)*
* ***Feat:** Tough, Sentinel*

Ralph owns two magic items: Cloak of protection (A golden star sticker given to him by Lucy) and Mjolnir

## Stats

* Strength: 12
* Dexterity: 18
* Constitution: 14
* Intelligence: 10
* Wisdom: 8
* Charisma: 14