Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald was the titular mascot of McDonalds, and was Mayor of McDonaldland. Unbeknownst to the general public, Ronald was a tyrant and brought misery and destruction onto his citizens until he and his corrupt government were eventually overthrown by Hamburglar and his resistance.

## Ronald McDonald

### Affiliation

McDonaldsGrimace deceased

Officer Big Mac deceased

Captain Crook deceased

Hamburglar formerly

Birdie The Early Bird formerly + deceased

Mayor McCheese formerly + deceased

Sundae

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brownish Green

"I did what was best Hamburglar. It was just business know what I'm saying? Besides you only ever cared about yourself and don't pretend otherwise. Don't think I cannot see through you prick."-Ronald attempting to justify his actions to Hamburglar.

## Overview

Ronald McDonald was Mayor of McDonaldland and the mascot for the entire company until he was defeated by Hamburglar who replaced him as Mayor, and this resulted in Happy the Happy Meal Box becoming the company's new mascot replacing Ronald.

## Background

The mascot of McDonalds, Ronald while cheerful and happy on the camera was actually very mean, and also demanded royalties from every McDonalds restaurant across the globe. He was very rude to the children who would star with him in his adverts, and would often lose his cool whenever they forgot their lines.

## Taking Over McDonaldland

Ronald McDonald with Officer Big Mac's help assassinated Mayor McCheese by drowning him in the river of ketchup. He became the new Mayor of McDonaldland, and quickly became a tyrant. He starved his people, and had protesters gunned down in the street. He made Grimace his personal enforcer by bribing him with hamburgers, and made Officer Big Mac his head of security and cop on payroll. Ronald also made Captain Crook his accountant. He built himself a massive fortress which was protected by several bodyguards and corrupt cops. He forced Hamburglar to work in a factory as he despised Hamburglar more than anyone else because of his frequent attempts to steal McDonalds meals. Hamburglar began scheming to form a resistance to take down Ronald's corrupt empire, and replace Ronald as Mayor. Hamburglar was dealt a personal blow when Ronald and Grimace murdered Birdie the Early Bird, and made her into chicken nuggets. So, Hamburglar, the Professor, Mcnugget Buddies, and the Fry Kids then spent the next three weeks finding and recruiting people to join their resistance.

## Downfall

After three weeks of recruitments, Hamburglar and the Resistance stormed Ronald's Mansion, and killed Officer Big Mac with Patrick Star using a machine gun to brutally slaughter all of Ronald's guards. The Resistance then made their way inside the Mansion killing Captain Crook and Grimace along the way. Hamburglar went in alone to confront Ronald in his penthouse suite while the other resistance members went outside to fight back against all the reinforcements Ronald had sent to protect him.

## Death

In the penthouse suite, Hamburglar held Ronald at gunpoint, and chewed Ronald out for killing Birdie and enslaving the entire McDonaldland into doing his dirty business. Ronald rebuffed this by saying that if Hamburglar killed him he would be an even worse leader than he was. The two then engaged in a violent shootout with Hamburglar being unable to hit Ronald due to him wearing body armour. Just as Ronald seems to have won, the wastebaskets appear from behind him singing their signature song catching Ronald off guard. Hamburglar uses to this advantage, and knocks Ronald down onto the floor. Ronald is unable to get back up to fight Hamburglar back as he begins getting consumed by the wastebaskets. Ronald pleads for his life, but an unmoved Hamburglar leaves Ronald to be fully consumed by the wastebaskets. With Ronald dead, his tyrannical rule of McDonaldland has finally come to an end.

## Aftermath

With Ronald dead, Hamburglar became the new Mayor of McDonaldland, and was a much better leader than Ronald ever was. His first act of business was to close down all the factories, and also paid back all the royalties to McDonalds. He and the rest of the McDonaldland crew then cut their ties with the company for good. He developed good relations with the nearby Burger King and Wendy's Land. Everyone's lives in McDonaldland began to improve with the Professor becoming a world famous scientist, the Mcnugget Buddies becoming actors, and the Fry Kids opening up their own hair salon. McDonalds the company themselves were the ones facing problems.

## A New Mascot

With their mascot dead and the McDonaldland crew cutting all their ties with the company, McDonalds needed a new mascot. They sought out Richard Fatchurd and the Tin Man, but they were both declared unsuitable for the job for different reasons. Eventually, the company settled upon Happy the Happy Meal Box a survivor of the McDonaldland War, and he became the company's new mascot and became more famous and loved than Ronald could have ever hoped to have done.

## Trivia

* A documentary from the McDonaldland crew recounting their lives before the War was produced, but was ultimately lost in a vault deep inside the caves of Androzani.
* Eddie Scarpa produced a novel all about the events after interviewing Edgar Balthazar a member of Hamburglar's resistance. It is currently the most well selling novel ever to be based on fast food.
* Ronald appears as a zombie in Halloween On Funnypasta Street confirming that the events of The Battle Of McDonaldland are canon.
* After his death, Ronald was apparently given a proper burial which seems odd since he was eaten by the wastebaskets. It is however, possible that Ronald was not digested by the wastebaskets, and his body was eventually recovered by Hamburglar who then ordered for it to be quietly buried.
* He was originally not going to plead for his life before getting eaten by the wastebaskets, and instead would have insulted Hamburglar one last time.
* After becoming Mayor, Ronald greatly overfed his dear dog Sundae who became very fat and lazy. His love for his dear dog was one of the only good things people could still say about Ronald.
* He make a cameo in How Richard Fatchurd Stole Christmas, but as a ghost along with Luca Brasi. MT Bar, and various other deceased characters.
* He was a close friend of Pennywise.