Fun Song Factory - Fun and Games (1997)

**Fun Song Factory - Fun and Games (1997)** is a UK VHS release by Polygram Video/Tempo Pre-School on 22nd September 1997 and it got re-released by Universal on 26th May 2003.

## Fun Song Factory - Fun and Games (1997)

### Release Date

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### Catalogue Number

047 040 3
8202481

## Presenters

* Dave Benson Phillips
* Katy Stephens
* Iain Lauchlan

## Guests and Others

* SuperTed
* Postman Pat
* Bump the Elephant
* Ozzy Octave
* Fred Q. Tixer
* The Paint Tins
* The Audience

## Children

* Shantel Boothe
* Lorna Gordon
* Katie Lewis
* Elizabeth Dickson
* Rebecca Griffiths
* Oliver Griffiths

## Songs

1. Fun Song Factory Opening Theme
2. Copy Me Do
3. Here We Go Looby Loo
4. Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes
5. In and Out Those Dusty Bluebells
6. The Farmer's in His Dell
7. There was a Princess Long Ago
8. I'm a Little Teapot
9. Slowly Slowly
10. Two Little Dickie Birds
11. Everybody Do This
12. I Went to School One Morning
13. Here We Go Gathering Nuts in May
14. We All Clap Hands Together
15. Sleeping Bunnies
16. Here's a Box
17. Five Little Speckled Frogs
18. Postman Pat
19. Old King Cole
20. Sing a Song of Sixpence
21. BINGO
22. Bump Theme (Instrumental)
23. The Grand Old Duke of York
24. Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush
25. The Hokey Cokey
26. Fun Song Factory Closing Theme

## Transcript

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day begins

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs to sing.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory

**Ozzy:** It's time to visit the Fun Song Factory!

(Cheering and applause)

Songs to sing along with

Sorts of things to do

Just ask the Fun Song Factory

To play each one for you

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

**Kids:** Yeah!

(Cheering and applause)

**Ozzy:** And welcome to the Fun Song Factory everyone. We're having fun and games here today because this is Fun and Games day!

**Kids:** Yay!

**Ozzy:** Oh-ho, the Fun Song Factory has started already. So I better call everyone. Iain?

**Iain:** Hello everybody!

(Applause)

**Ozzy:** Hello Iain! And Katy!

**Iain:** Katy!

(Applause)

**Katy:** Hello everybody! Hello Iain! Hello Ozzy!

**Ozzy:** Hello Katy, and finally Dave!

**Iain:** Dave!

(Cheering and applause)

**Ozzy:** Hi, Dave. Now we're all here, let's get going! Take it away, Dave!

Copy, copy

Copy me do

I do this

**Dave:** Aw, yeah!

And you do it too.

**Dave:** That's it! Rub your tummies, everybody! Everybody just rub your tummy. Are you rubbing your tummy, Katy?

**Katy:** I am, thank you, Dave!

**Dave:** Oh, yeah! Is everybody doing it? Next one!

Copy, copy

Copy me do

I do this

**Dave:** Yeah!

And you do it too.

**Dave:** That's it, pat your heads! That's it, I wanna see everybody patting their heads! Not too hard, though! Ah-kay! Next one!

Copy, copy

Copy me do

I do this

**Dave:** Ooh yeah!

And you do it too.

**Dave:** That's it, go on! Shuffle those bottoms! You grown-ups, you may wanna do it! That's it! All the grown-ups like this! Here we go!

Copy, copy

Copy me do

I do this

And you do it too.

**Dave:** Go on

Copy, copy

Copy me do

I do this

And you do it too.

**Dave:** That's it

(Applause)

**Iain:**

**Ozzy:** Now, everybody get ready to join in this game song, it's Here We Go Looby Loo. Come on Iain.

**Iain:** Alright!

Here we go looby loo

Here we go looby light

Here we go looby loo

All on a Saturday night.

**Iain:** Right, ready to do some silly things. Put your right ear in!

You put your right ear in

You put your right ear out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Iain:** Right, ready, your left ear this time! Ready?!

You put your left ear in

You put your left ear out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Iain:** Right, this time I want you to put your nose in, now are you ready everybody!

You put your nose in

You put your nose out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Iain:** I want you to be really silly this time and put your belly button in!

You put your belly button in

You put your belly button out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Iain:** Now this time you put your whole self in!

**Katy:** Whoa!!

You put your whole self in

You put your whole self out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Iain:** Yeah, well done everybody!

(Applause)

**Katy:** Right, everybody

Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.

**Katy:** Now listen very carefully because this time we're gonna start missing out words. I'm gonna start with "head".

\_\_\_\_\_ and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

\_\_\_\_\_ and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

\_\_\_\_\_ and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.

**Katy:** Now this time we're gonna miss out "head" and "shoulders". Ready?

\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, knees and toes, knees and toes

\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, knees and toes, knees and toes

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, knees and toes, knees and toes.

**Katy:** Now get ready to miss out knees as well. Wooo.

\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, \_\_\_\_\_ and toes, \_\_\_\_\_ and toes

\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, \_\_\_\_\_ and toes, \_\_\_\_\_ and toes

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, \_\_\_\_\_ and toes, \_\_\_\_\_ and toes.

**Katy:** Now this time, we're gonna miss out heads, shoulders, knees and toes!

\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, \_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_, \_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_

\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, \_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_, \_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, \_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_, \_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_.

**Katy:** Now this time we're gonna put all the words back in but we're gonna sing it much faster. You ready?

Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.

Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.

**Iain:** Yay! Give yourselves a clap!

**Ozzy:** Well done, everyone!

(Applause)

**Dave:** Well done! Well done!

**Iain:** \*laughs\* Ozzy, the factory seems to be in a playful mood today.

**Ozzy:** Yes! We're playing games today, Iain!

**Dave:** Games, what sort of games Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** All sorts, Dave, just have a look at the Factory. What do you see?

**Dave:** Well, I see some counters over there and some dice.

**Katy:** Wow, and there's huge spinner and three ladders.

**Iain:** 3 ladders, and, 1... 2...3... 4 snakes. Ha-ha! How are you today, Mr. Snake?

**Snake:** I'm feeling super, thank you. I hope you all enjoy the games the Factory has for you today.

(Laughter)

**Iain:**

**Ozzy:** Anything can happen in the Fun Song Factory.

**Katy:** So, what sort of games we're gonna play today, Ozzy?

**Dave:**

**Dave, Katy, Iain & the audience:** No!

**Ozzy:** I'm sure the Factory will let you know soon.

**Dave:** Whuh-- Oi, oi!

**Katy:** Or locked.

**Iain:**

**Ozzy:** Hmm... I wonder.

**Iain:** What do you wonder, Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** This is fun and games, isn't it?

**Iain:** Yeah.

**Ozzy:** Well, I think the factory wants to play a game with us. You see all these numbers, every one is on a cupboard. Shall we count them?

**Iain:** Alright.

**Audience:** 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

**Ozzy:** 6 cupboards and the clues are inside them.

**Dave:** Eh, yeah but... how do we get in?

**Ozzy:** Ahahahaha! It's Games Day!

**Snake:** I say, Dave, roll the dice.

**Dave:** Roll the dice, there's lots of dice around here, which one?

**Lorna, Katie & Rebecca:** This dice!

**Katy:** Ohhhhh! Let's have a go! Number 3.

**Iain:** Number 3, then. We got to open cupboard number 3! Come on, everybody! See what's inside!

**Dave:**

**Iain:** It's open Dave.

**Katy:** Wow! Look at these, a crown.

**Shantel:** This is what a princess would wear.

**Katy:** And a hat.

**Dave:** Ah, now that would be perfect for a farmer! Wah!

**Katy:** And a ring.

**Ozzy:** That ring tells us we have to play ring games.

**Katy:** And a bluebell.

**Iain:** A bluebell? Oh, it's the dusty bluebell! Do you know this one? If you do, sing along with us 'cause we're gonna play In and Out Those Dusty Bluebells. Are you ready, Oliver?!

In and out those dusty bluebells

In and out those dusty bluebells

In and out those dusty bluebells

Who will be my partner?

**Iain:** You have to choose a partner, Oliver.

Tippy tippy tap tap on your shoulders

Tippy tippy tap tap on your shoulders

Tippy tippy tap tap on your shoulders

You will be my partner.

**Iain:** Katie, you have to join the-- That's right, get round the back

In and out those dusty bluebells

In and out those dusty bluebells

In and out those dusty bluebells

Who will be my partner?

**Iain:** You have to choose another partner, Oliver.

Tippy tippy tap tap on your shoulders

Tippy tippy tap tap on your shoulders

Tippy tippy tap tap on your shoulders

You will be my partner.

**Iain:** Right, Bil, join in at the end of the queue. Are you ready to go again, Oliver? Sing along!

In and out those dusty bluebells

In and out those dusty bluebells

In and out those dusty bluebells

Who will be my partner?

**Iain:** Who's it gonna be this time?

Tippy tippy tap tap on your shoulders (**Iain:** It's me)

Tippy tippy tap tap on your shoulders

Tippy tippy tap tap on your shoulders

You will be my partner.

**Iain:** I have to join the back of the queue.

**Katy:** I think he's too big, don't you?

**Iain:** Come on, last time everybody!

In and out those dusty bluebells

In and out those dusty bluebells

In and out those dusty bluebells

Who will be my partner?

**Dave & Iain:** Whooaaaa!

**Katy:** Well done.

(Applause)

**Dave:** Aww. Hey,

**Iain:** Oh! Listen to all those animals!

**Ozzy:** The factory's telling us that the farmer's in his dell and it's your turn to be the farmer in his dell, Iain.

**Iain:** Right, sing along everybody!

The farmer's in his dell

The farmer's in his dell

E I adio

The farmer's in his dell.

**Iain:** Right, I got to choose a wife this time. Who should I choose?

The farmer wants a wife

The farmer wants a wife

E I adio

The farmer wants a wife.

**Iain:** Right, I got a wife! Ah, there you go! Sing along, everybody!

The wife wants a child

The wife wants a child

E I adio

The wife wants a child.

**Iain:** I got a child now.

The child wants a nurse

The child wants a nurse

E I adio

The child wants a nurse.

**Iain:** Yes, we got a nurse as well.

The nurse wants a dog (**Iain:** A dog?)

The nurse wants a dog

E I adio

The nurse wants a dog.

**Iain:** Yeah, we got a dog!

We all pat the dog (**Iain:** Join in.)

We all pat the dog

E I adio

We all pat the dog.

**Iain:** Right, Oliver, it's your turn to be the farmer. Ready?

The farmer's in his dell

The farmer's in his dell

E I adio

The farmer's in his dell.

**Iain:** Yes, well done Oliver. Hahahaha!

(Applause)

**Ozzy:** Hahaha! Well done Iain and well done everyone!

**Katy:** Oh we've still got this princess' crown!

**Ozzy:** I think you should put it on Katy.

**Katy:** Shall I? Oh, I remember this one. There was a princess long ago and I'm the princess.

There was a princess long ago

Long ago, long ago

There was a princess long ago

Long ago.

**Katy:** And she lived in a big high tower

And she lived in a big high tower

A big high tower, a big high tower

And she lived in a big high tower

Long ago.

**Katy:** One day a fairy waved her wand

One day a fairy waved her wand (Laughter)

Waved her wand, waved her wand (**Dave:**

One day a fairy waved her wand

Long ago. (**Dave:**

**Ozzy:** The princess slept for a hundred years

The princess slept for a hundred years

A hundred years, a hundred years

The princess slept for a hundred years

Long ago.

**Ozzy:** A great big forest grew around

A great big forest grew around

Grew around, grew around

A great big forest grew around

Long ago.

**Ozzy:** A gallant prince came riding by

A gallant prince came riding by

Riding by, riding by

A gallant prince came riding by

Long ago.

**Ozzy:** He took his sword and cut it down

He took his sword and cut it down

Cut it down, cut it down

He took his sword and cut it down

Long ago.

**Ozzy:** He took her hand to wake her up

He took her hand to wake her up

Wake her up, wake her up

He took her hand to wake her up

Long ago.

**Ozzy:** So everybody's happy now

So everybody's happy now

Happy now, happy now

So everybody's happy now

Happy now. (**Dave:**

(Cheering and applause)

**Ozzy:** Well done! Those were my favourite ring games. Well, I could do with a cup of tea.

**Kids:** Tea time.

**Iain:** I'll get you a cup of tea, Ozzy.

**Ozzy:** Oh thanks Iain, see you later. Oh, the factory doesn't want us to rest yet. I'm sure you all know this tea time song. Sing-along if you do.

**Dave:** Oh yeah, I'm a little teapot, isn't it?

I'm a little teapot, short and stout

Here's my handle, here's my spout

When the kettle's boiling, hear me shout

Tip me up and pour me out.

**Dave:** Now, this time you join in with the actions.

**Katy:** That's right. Remember to be a big fat teapot with a handle and a spout. And when the kettle's boiled, get ready to tip up and pour the tea out. Are you ready?

I'm a little teapot, short and stout

Here's my handle, here's my spout

When the kettle's boiling, hear me shout

Tip me up and pour me out.

**Dave:** And what a wonderful bunch of teapots! You alright! Give yourselves a round of applause!

**Katy:** Aw, lovely! Give yourselves a round of applause!

(Cheering and applause)

**Ozzy:** Oh, wonder Iain has got to with my tea?

**Dave:** Hmm...

**Iain:** Oh, dear. I can't get anything

Slowly, slowly very slowly

Creeps the garden snail

Slowly, slowly very slowly

Up the wooden rail.

**Iain:** And the mouse.

Quickly, quickly very quickly

Runs the little mouse

Quickly, quickly very quickly

All around the house.

**Iain:** Ha ha! Do you know that rhyme? Alright

Slowly, slowly very slowly

Creeps the garden snail

Slowly, slowly very slowly

Up the wooden rail.

**Iain:** And the mouse. Make your other hand into a mouse and it runs around really quickly. You ready?

Quickly, quickly very quickly

Runs the little mouse

Quickly, quickly very quickly

Round about the house.

**Katy:** Hello, Iain.

Two little dickie birds sitting on the wall

One named Peter, one named Paul

Fly away Peter, fly away Paul

Come back Peter, come back Paul.

**Katy:** Now I'm gonna do it one more time, but this time I'm going to use these sticky circles instead. Let's see if they disappear magically.

Two little dickie birds sitting on the wall

One named Peter, one named Paul

Fly away Peter, fly away Paul

Come back Peter, come back Paul.

**Iain:** They flew away magically.

**Katy:** I know.

**Iain:** And they came back again.

**Katy:** I know.

**Iain:**

**Dave:** I spy with my little eye, something beginning wi-i-ith P.

**Ozzy:** Uh... P, let me think.

**Dave:** You won't get it.

**Ozzy:** Uh... Pipe.

**Dave:**

**Ozzy:** My turn. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T.

**Dave:** T?

**Ozzy:** Ooh, I wonder where our "T" is got to?

**Rebecca:** Come on Ozzy, it's time for another game.

**Lorna:** We had a lovely drink of juice, didn't we?

**Kids:** Yes.

**Dave:** Oh, lucky you.

**Katie:** With our special friend.

**Dave:** Who was that then?

**Katie:** SuperTed.

**Ozzy:** Oh yes, a very special friend. Hello, SuperTed.

**Kids:** Hello.

(Applause)

**Dave:** Whey-hey-hey! Ah, yeah!

**Elizabeth:** Come on, let's roll the dice again.

**Dave:** Ooh, well done. Okay, I think SuperTed is going to roll the dice. Oh, wow! It says, number 1! So, let's take a look and see what's in cupboard number 1. Whoo-hee! Let's have a look! Oh! That's a strange looking thing. Look at this! Look at that! Do you know what this is? It-it's a thought bubble! I wonder if it works.

(Laughter)

**Dave:** Everybody do this! Oh, that's a good idea! I like that one! Aw, yeah, my favourite song called Everybody Do This! And you can join in with me! Get ready, here we go!

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Your turn)

Everybody do this, do this, do this (**Dave:** That's it! Move your legs like this! Yeah!)

Everybody do this just like me

**Dave:** Okay, this next one you have to do it with your arms so get your arms ready. And--

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Your turn)

Everybody do this, do this, do this (**Dave:** Yeah! A-move those arms!)

Everybody do this just like me

**Dave:** Okay, now get ready for this next one it's slightly energetic! Here we go!

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Your turn)

Everybody do this, do this, do this (**Dave:** Oh!)

Everybody do this just like me

**Dave:** Okay, now this one is a bit more relaxing so you can do this one. Here we go!

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Your turn)

Everybody do this, do this, do this (**Dave:** Ooh yes! Ooh!)

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Ooh!)

Everybody do this just like me

**Ozzy:** Yeah!

(Cheering and applause)

**Dave:** Oh! Well done! Well done! Oh!

**Ozzy:** Time for some more fun and games, roll the dice again. Number 5, let's open cupboard number 5.

**Dave:** All right then Ozzy, let's take a look. Let's see what's in there. Oh yes. Oh! Look at this! It's a school cap and a lunch box. Ahh, I know what this reminds me of. It reminds me of a journey that I made on my way to school and I'm gonna tell you all about it. I'll tell you lot too. Here we go.

I went to school one morning and I walked like this

Walked like this, walked like this

I went to school one morning and I walked like this

All on my way to school.

**Dave:** Ooh, you gonna sing one?

**Rebecca:** Yeah.

**Dave:** Alright.

I saw a little rabbit and he hopped like this

Hopped like this, hopped like this

I saw a little rabbit and he hopped like this

All on my way to school.

**Dave:** Ooh, are you gonna sing one?

**Elizabeth:** Yep.

I saw a little pony and he trotted like this

Trotted like this, trotted like this

I saw a little pony and he trotted like this

All on my way to school.

**Ozzy:** Oh ho! My turn!

I saw a tall policeman and he stood like this

Stood like this, stood like this

I saw a tall policeman and he stood like this

All on my way to school.

**Dave:** Hey, what a lot of fun we're having here-- Oh it's the school bell! Oh no!

I heard the school bell ringing and I ran like this

Ran like this, ran like this

I heard the school bell ringing and I ran like this

All on my way to school.

(Applause)

**Dave:** Oh! Oh! Thanks a lot, SuperTed! Thanks a lot, SuperTed! Bye, SuperTed.

**Ozzy:** Bye, SuperTed.

**Dave:** Bye, SuperTed.

**Kids:** Bye.

**Dave:** Ooh! Ooh! Ozzy, the factory's going nuts!

**Ozzy:** That's right 'cause it's time to play Here we go gathering nuts in May!

**Dave:** Ooh! That rhymes!

Here we go gathering nuts in May

Nuts in May, nuts in May

Here we go gathering nuts in May

On a cold and frosty morning.

Who will you have for nuts in May

Nuts in May, nuts in May

Who will you have for nuts in May

On a cold and frosty morning?

We'll have Shantel for nuts in May

Nuts in May, nuts in May

We'll have Shantel for nuts in May

On a cold and frosty morning.

**Shantel:** That's me.

Who will you have to fetch her away

Fetch her away, fetch her away

Who will you have to fetch her away

On a cold and frosty morning?

We'll have Katie to fetch her away

Fetch her away, fetch her away

We'll have Katie to fetch her away

On a cold and frosty morning.

Here we go gathering nuts in May

Nuts in May, nuts in May

Here we go gathering nuts in May

On a cold and frosty morning.

(Applause)

**Iain:** Ozzy, your tea at last.

**Ozzy:** Ooh, thanks Iain.

**Katy:** And here's one for you as well, Dave.

**Iain:** Right, Factory, what's the next game?

**Katy:** Come on 'cause we're raring to go!

**Iain:** Yes!

**Katy:** Yes!

**Iain:** Hey, all clap hands together! Are you ready to join in?

We all clap hands together

We all clap hands together

We all clap hands together

As we all like to do.

**Iain:** Right this time I want you to stamp your feet.

We stamp our feet together

We stamp our feet together

We stamp our feet together

As we all like to do.

**Katy:** Now this time get ready to stretch your arms!

We stretch our arms together

We stretch our arms together

We stretch our arms together

As we all like to do.

**Iain:** Right, everybody, are you ready to pat your head?

We pat our heads together

We pat our heads together

We pat our heads together

As we all like to do.

**Katy:** Now this time get ready to shake yourselves about!

We shake ourselves together

We shake ourselves together

We shake ourselves together

As we all like to do.

**Iain:** Hey,

We do it all together (clap hands, stamp feet, stretch arms, pat heads, shake ourselves about)

We do it all together (clap hands, stamp feet, stretch arms, pat heads, shake ourselves about)

We do it all together (clap hands, stamp feet, stretch arms, pat heads, shake ourselves about)

As we all like to do.

**Iain:** Well done

(Cheering and applause)

**Dave:** A'ight! I'll tell you what, that was absolutely brilliant!

**Iain:** Thank you, Dave.

**Ozzy:** Hoo, I'm exhausted just watching.

**Fred:** Dave, Katy, Iain, it's Fred here, have you got a minute?

**Katy:** Oh, that's Fred calling us! Come on, you two! Let's go and see what he wants!

**Iain:** See you later, bye!

**Audience:** Bye.

**Ozzy:** We'll stay here because I have just the thing for exhausted bunnies like you. Is everyone ready to be sleeping bunnies? That's it! Fall fast asleep like sleeping bunnies. And when I shout out "Wake up bunnies!" Everyone has to hop around like hopping bunnies. Are you ready?

See the little bunnies sleeping 'til it's nearly noon

Shall I go and wake them with a merry tune?

They're so still

Are they ill?

WAKE UP, BUNNIES!

Hop little bunnies, hop hop hop

Hop little bunnies, hop hop hop

Hop little bunnies, hop hop hop

Hop hop hop hop hop.

**Ozzy:** Oh, brilliant bunnies! This time when I shout out "Wake up!" I want you to jump around like frogs. You ready? Everyone, fast asleep, frogs.

See the little froggies sleeping 'til it's nearly noon

Shall I go and wake them with a merry tune?

They're so still

Are they ill?

WAKE UP, FROGGIES!

Jump little froggies, jump jump jump

Jump little froggies, jump jump jump

Jump little froggies, jump jump jump

Jump jump jump jump jump.

**Ozzy:** Oh-ho! The best frogs ever! This time when I shout "Wake up!" I want you to fly around like buzzy bees. Ready? Are you all buzzy bees sleeping?

See the buzzy bees sleeping 'til it's nearly noon

Shall I go and wake them with a merry tune?

They're so still

Are they ill?

WAKE UP, BUZZY BEES!

Fly little bees, buzz buzz buzz

Fly little bees, buzz buzz buzz

Fly little bees, buzz buzz buzz

Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz.

**Ozzy:** Oh-ho! Even better bees! Well done!

(Applause)

**Ozzy:** Sit down and have your rest now. Hmm, I wonder what Fred wanted...

**Iain:** Hello Fred,

**Fred:** No, no, no

**Iain:** Oh, right.

**Dave:** Oh, yes you're far too busy.

**Fred:** But I do have a game I would like to play.

**Katy:** Alright, what's it called?

**Fred:** Here's a Box.

**Iain:**

**Dave:** Yeah, have-have we to open the box?

**Fred:** No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

**Katy:** That's what it's called.

**Katy:** I win!

Here is a box

Put on the lid

I wonder whatever inside is it?

Why it's a mouse

Without any doubt

Open the box and let it come out.

**Iain:**

Here is a box

Put on the lid

I wonder whatever inside is it?

Why it's a bee

Without any doubt

Open the box and let it come out.

**Dave:**

Here is a box

Put on the lid

I wonder whatever inside is it?

Why it's a bird

Without any doubt

Open the box and let it come out.

**Fred:**

Here is a box

Put on the lid

I wonder whatever inside is it?

Why it's a frog

Without any doubt

Open the box and let it come out.

**Fred:** Ribbit, ribbit. I'm very good at frogs you know.

**Iain:** OK.

**Fred:** Bye everybody, bye.

**Ozzy:** Right, now we're going to play musical frogs.

**Rebecca:** Musical frogs, don't you mean musical chairs?

**Ozzy:** It's just like musical chairs but instead of chairs, we have logs. Everytime the music stops, a log will disappear and one of these frogs will be out. Are you ready?

5 little speckled frogs

Sat on a speckled log (**Iain:** Hey-hey, it's musical frogs)

Eating some most delicious bugs, yum yum (**Iain:** Who's going to be out?)

1 jumped into the pool

Where it was nice and cool

Then there were 4 green speckled frogs, glub glub.

**Iain:** \*laughs\* Oh, sorry Rebecca

4 little speckled frogs

Sat on a speckled log

Eating some most delicious bugs, yum--

**Iain:** \*laughs\* Oh I think you're out Oliver. All right, here we go again! Ready and everybody sing-along if you want to!

--yum

1 jumped into the pool

Where it was nice and cool

Then there were 3 green speckled frogs, glub--

**Iain:** \*laughs\* Oh I think Bil, I'm sorry you're out. Right, we've got three frogs are you ready to go?

--glub glub.

**Iain:** Let's go!

3 little speckled frogs

Sat on a speckled log

Eating some most delicious bugs, yum yum

1 jumped into the pool

Where it--

**Iain:** \*laughs\* Sorry Lorna, you've gone

Where it was nice and cool

Then there were 2 green speckled frogs, glub glub.

2 little speckled frogs

Sat on a speckled log

Eating--

**Iain:** \*laughs\* I think Shantel got it, sorry Katie. We've got a winner!

(Cheering and applause)

**Iain:** It's Shantel! \*laughs\* Wha-- We've also got a visitor, can you guess who it is? Come on, sing-along if you know it, it's Postman Pat!

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.

Early in the morning, just as day is dawning, Pat puts all his post bags in his van.

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.

All the birds are singing, the day is just beginning. Pat feels he's a very happy man.

Everybody knows his bright red van, all his friends will smile as he waves to greet them,

Maybe, you can never be sure, there'll be knock (knock knock) Ring (ding dong). Letters through your door.

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.

All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Pat feels he's a very happy man.

**Iain:** Yeah!

(Cheering and applause)

**Katy:** Hello Pat, it's nice to see you.

**Iain:** Hello Pat, thanks for coming. Have you got a parcel for us then?

**Katy:** Oh!

**Iain:** Yes!

**Katy:** Ooooooh!

**Iain:** Oh-ho! Factory, shall I open the parcel? Oh, factory says no.

**Katy:** Oooh.

**Iain:** Oh, shall I give it back to Pat?

**Katy:** Oooh.

**Iain:** No. Uh...

**Katy:** Is it for a game? Yes!

**Iain:** \*laughs\* It's for a game!

**Ozzy:** It's for Pass the Parcel.

**Iain:** Ohhhh!

**Ozzy:** Everyone sit in a circle.

**Iain:**

**Ozzy:** And you can enjoy watching the game and singing along.

**Iain:** Right, here we go! A-sing along, everybody!

Old King Cole was a merry old soul

And a merry old soul was he

He called for his--

**Iain:** Oh-ho! Rebecca, right

--called for his pipe and he called for his bowl

And he called for his fiddlers three. (**Iain:** Everyone sing!)

Now every fiddler had a very fine fiddle

And a very fine fiddle had he

Yes, Old King Cole was a merry old soul

And a merry old s--

**Iain:** Ha, Lorna, right, rip another layer off! Oh, we've got another one! \*laughs\* Right everybody, ready to sing?!

--merry old soul was he.

**Iain:** Keep passing the parcel round, that's right everybody! And remember when it stops, you have to take off a layer.

Sing a song of sixpence--

**Elizabeth:**

**Iain:** You take a layer off

--sixpence

A pocket full of rye

Four and twenty blackbirds

Baked in a pie.

When the pie--

**Iain:** Oooh! It's snakes and ladders!

**Katy:** Ohhhh!

(Applause)

**Iain:** Pass the Parcel! That was brilliant!

**Katy:** Thank you, Pat!

**Iain:** Hey, Pat, before you go, will you do us a really big favour? Will you roll our dice for us? Yeah! Thank you!

**Katy:** Yeah! Good!

**Iain:** See which cupboard we have to open next.

**Katy:** Okay then!

**Iain:** Here's the dice there! Right!

**Katy:** Oh.

**Iain:** Thank you, Pat!

**Katy:** Right, I'll help you. Right, Pat. After three. One, two, three.

**Iain:** Yeaaah! Heeeey!

**Katy:** Ohhhhh! Number 4!

**Iain:** Brilliant!

**Katy:** Oh, thank you!

**Ozzy:** Bye, Pat.

**Iain:** A big cheer for Pat everybody.

(Applause)

**Iain:**

**Katy:** Bye, Pat!

**Iain:**

**Katy:** Aw, that's nice of you to come.

**Iain:**

**Katy:** Number...

**Kid in Audience:** 4.

**Iain:** 4! Right. Now, we have to open cupboard number 4.

**Katy:** Hold on a minute!

**Iain:** Yeah?

**Katy:** Where's Dave?

**Iain:** I don't know where Dave is...

**Katy:** Hmmm. Oh, look! A paint pot!

**Iain:** A paint pot? I don't know

**Ozzy:** It's a clue, telling us where Dave is.

**Iain:** Oh!

**Ozzy, Katy & Iain:** He's in the paint shop.

**Iain:** \*laughs\*

**Dave:**

**Red:** Ooh-aar! Ooh-aar!

**Dave:** Ha-ha!

**Red:** Ooh-aar! Ooh-aar!

**Dave:** Hmmhmmhmm...

**Yellow:**

**Dave:** Hee-hee! A very posh dog

**Red:** We want everyone to join in with our game.

**Dave:** Ooh, certainly! Just let me explain it, now when we sing this song, the chorus goes...

B-I-N-G-O

B-I-N-G-O

B-I-N-G-O

And Bingo was his name-o.

**Dave:** That's how we sing it the first time round and the next time we sing it,

(clap)-I-N-G-O

(clap)-I-N-G-O

(clap)-I-N-G-O

And Bingo was his name-o.

**Dave:** Alright?

**Paint tins:** Yes.

**Dave:** Let's do it. And you can join in too! Here we go.

There was a farmer who had a dog

And Bingo was his name-o

B-I-N-G-O

B-I-N-G-O

B-I-N-G-O

And Bingo was his name-o.

**Dave:** Okay, did you spell it all? That's great! But now we miss out the B, we just clap for that instead. You alright there? Great!

There was a farmer who had a dog

And Bingo was his name-o

(clap)-I-N-G-O

(clap)-I-N-G-O

(clap)-I-N-G-O

And Bingo was his name-o.

**Dave:** Get the idea? Right. Now all we do is miss out the letter I, we clap for that too!

There was a farmer who had a dog

And Bingo was his name-o

(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O

(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O

(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O

And Bingo was his name-o.

**Dave:** Okay, what's

There was a farmer who had a dog

And Bingo was his name-o

(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O

(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O

(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O

And Bingo was his name-o.

**Dave:** Now we have to miss out the G.

There was a farmer who had a dog

And Bingo was his name-o

(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O

(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O

(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O

And Bingo was his name-o.

**Dave:** Oh, and speaking of O, we gotta miss that out too, so all we do is clap like mad!

There was a farmer who had a dog

And Bingo was his name-o

(clap 15 times) (**Dave:** You clapping?)

And Bingo was his name-o.

(Paint tins cheering)

**Dave:**

**Paint tins:** Bye.

**Iain:** Well, whose turn is it to roll the dice this time?

**Ozzy:** I think it should be...

**Dave:** Ooh! Bump!

**Katy:** Pardon?

**Dave:** Pardon?

**Iain:** \*chuckles\*

**Dave:** I said Bump.

**Ozzy:** Is he here?

**Dave:** Yeah, I just BUMPED into him! Ah-hah-hah!

**Ozzy:** Oh-ho-hoh, great! Come in, Bump!

**Iain:** Hello Bump, everybody!

(Cheering and applause)

**Dave:** Whaaaaay!

**Iain:** Whooo! Hello Bump!

**Dave:** Bump!

**Katy:** Bump!

**Dave:** Hello, mate!

**Ozzy:** Will you roll our dice for us and join in with our games?

**Iain:** Right. Let's get the dice for Bump and find out what cupboard we got to open up again.

**Dave:** Okay.

**Iain:**

**Katy:** Here it comes!

**Iain:** Are you set, Bump?

**Katy & Iain:** Whoa!!

**Iain:** It's number 2.

**Katy:** Ooh!

(Cheering and applause)

**Dave:** What's "ra ra ra"?

**Iain:**

The grand old duke of York

He had ten thousand men

He marched them up to the top of the hill

And he marched them down again.

And when they were up, they were up

And when they were down, they were down

And when they were only halfway up

They were neither up nor down.

**Iain:** Come on, everybody

**Dave:** Ra ra-- sorry.

**Iain:** Ready?

The grand old duke of York

He had ten thousand men

He marched them up to the top of the hill

And he marched them down again.

And when they were up, they were up

And when they were down, they were down

And when they were only halfway up

They were neither up nor down.

**Iain:** Ah-ha-hah!

**Katy:** Oh, I know what this is for! Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush! Can you remember what you did before you came out this morning? See if you can.

Here we go round the mulberry bush

The mulberry bush, the mulberry bush

Here we go round the mulberry bush

On a cold and frosty morning.

**Ozzy:** Come on, you know this one.

This is the way we wash our face

Wash our face, wash our face

This is the way we wash our face

On a cold and frosty morning.

**Iain:** Right, are you ready to brush your hair this time?

**Dave:** Ra ra, oh, ra.

This is the way we brush our hair

Brush our hair, brush our hair

This is the way we brush our hair

On a cold and frosty morning.

**Katy:** Now I think we better put our clothes on before we go out, don't you?

This is the way we put on our clothes

Put on our clothes, put on our clothes

This is the way we put on our clothes

On a cold and frosty morning.

**Ozzy:** Breakfast next.

**Dave:** Ra ra ra?

This is the way we eat our toast

Eat our toast, eat our toast

This is the way we eat our toast

On a cold and frosty morning.

**Katy:** Now get ready to brush your teeth for a great big smile.

This is the way we brush our teeth

Brush our teeth, brush our teeth

This is the way we brush our teeth

On a cold and frosty morning.

**Iain:** Everyone!

Here we go round the mulberry bush

The mulberry bush, the mulberry bush

Here we go round the mulberry bush

On a cold and frosty morning.

**Iain:** Yeah! That was my favourite! Woohoo!

(Applause)

**Dave:**

You put your left arm in, your left arm out

In out, in out shake it all about

You do the hokey cokey and turn around

That's what it's all about.

**Dave:** Get ready, everybody!

Oh the hokey cokey (**Dave:** 'Scuce me.)

Oh the hokey cokey (**Dave:** Whoa, that's scary.)

Oh the hokey cokey (**Dave:** Get ready!)

Knees bend, arms stretch ra ra ra.

You put your right arm in, your right arm out

In out, in out shake it all about

You do the hokey cokey and turn around

That's what it's all about.

**Dave:** Everybody!

Oh the hokey cokey

Oh the hokey cokey

Oh the hokey cokey

Knees bend, arms stretch ra ra ra.

You put your left leg in, your left leg out

In out, in out shake it all about

You do the hokey cokey and turn around

That's what it's all about.

**Dave:** Get ready, everybody!

Oh the hokey cokey (**Dave:** As loud as you can!)

Oh the hokey cokey

Oh the hokey cokey

Knees bend, arms stretch ra ra ra.

You put your right leg in, your right leg out

In out, in out shake it all about

You do the hokey cokey and turn around

That's what it's all about.

**Dave:** OK, everyone!

Oh the hokey cokey (**Dave:** Loudly!)

Oh the hokey cokey (**Dave:** Even louder than that!)

Oh the hokey cokey

Knees bend, arms stretch ra ra ra.

**Dave:** Now this time you have to put your whole selves in. Get ready!

You put your whole self in, your whole self out

In out, in out shake it all about

You do the hokey cokey and turn around

That's what it's all about.

**Dave:** Get ready!

Oh the hokey cokey (**Dave:** Ooh it's getting faster now!)

Oh the hokey cokey (**Dave:** Even faster now!)

Oh the hokey cokey (**Dave:** Lovely!)

Knees bend, arms stretch ra ra ra.

**Dave:** Give yourselves a round of applause!

**Ozzy:** Well done everyone! Give yourselves a big cheer!

(Cheering and applause)

**Lorna:** Can we roll the dice once more and try to get a 6?

**Ozzy:** Of course.

**Iain:** Ah, that's a great idea! We haven't had a 6 yet, have we? He-hey! Yeah, let's try and get a 6. Right, Rebecca and Lorna, gonna try and get a 6?

**Dave:** Here we go!

**Iain:** Ready!

**Dave:** Yeah.

**Iain:** Ohhh...

**All:** Ohhh...

**Iain:** 5. Oh well. Shantel and Katie can you get a 6?

**Dave:** Alright, here we go!

**Iain:** Whoo-heee!

**All:** Ohhhh....

**Iain:** 3. Right. Bil... Here we go.

**Dave:** Bil and Oliver

**Iain:** Can you get a--

**Dave &** **Iain:** It's a 6!

**All:** YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

**Iain:** Right, I

**Dave:** Sounds good to me.

**Iain:** Right, cupboard number 6?

**Snake:** It'sssssssss time to go.

**Iain:** Time to go?

**All:** Ohhh....

**Dave:** Mind you

**Katy:** Yeah! Have you all had a good time?

**Katy & the audience:** Yeah!

**Iain:** We all had a brilliant time as usual! Right.

**Ozzy:** See you all next time in the Fun Song Factory.

**Iain:** Bye-bye!

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

**Iain & Katy:** Yeah!

(Cheering and applause)

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

## Opening (Original 1997 release) (with no trailer)

1. PolyGram Warning Screen (1997-2002)
2. Abbey Home Entertainment/Tempo Video Ident (1990-2000, 2003) (Later Variant)
3. Fun Song Factory - Fun & Games title card
4. Start of Fun Song Factory - Fun & Games (1997)

## Closing (Original 1997 release) (with no trailer)

1. End of Fun Song Factory - Fun & Games (1997)
2. Fun Song Factory closing credits (Fun & Games Version)
3. A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
4. for Abbey Broadcast Communications plc - Fun Song Factory
5. PolyGram Warning Screen (1997-2002)

## Opening (2003 Re-release)

1. Copyright Notice Warning Screen (2002-2005)
2. Universal Pictures Video logo (1997-2012)
3. Make Way For Noddy trailer (Long Version)
4. Barbie as Rapunzel trailer
5. Transformers Armada trailer [announced by Michael Angelis]
6. Clifford the Big Red Dog Trailer [announced by Enn Reitel]
7. Universal Meditteranea UK TV Advert [announced by Mel Smith]
8. Universal Pictures Video logo (1997-2012) (again)
9. Start of Fun Song Factory - Fun & Games (1997)

## Closing (2003 Re-release)

1. End of Fun Song Factory - Fun & Games (1997)
2. Fun Song Factory closing credits (Fun & Games Version)
3. A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
4. for Abbey Broadcast Communications plc - Fun Song Factory
5. Universal Pictures Video logo (1997-2012)
6. Copyright Notice Warning Screen (2002-2005)

## Trailers and info

### 2003 Re-release (Universal)

1. Make Way For Noddy (Out to own on Video and DVD)
2. Barbie As Rapunzel
3. Transformers Armada (Collect them now on Video & DVD)
4. Clifford the Big Red Dog (Coming Soon to Video)
5. Universal Meditteranea (UK TV Advert)