Let's Take Them Down!

**Let's Take Them Down!** is the sixth episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

## About

An unfriendly neighbor. A shocking secret. And a grand plan. This is only the beginning...

## Cast

### **Koopa Mafia**

* Dry Bones
* Some tiny moron that nobody cares about
* Koopa
* Goomba
* Boo
* WaWaluigi

## Script

### **Scene 1: Mr. Jenkins Returns!**

**WARIO** is sitting on the couch. watching **WALUIGI** dance like an idiot. The door bell rang.

> **WARIO:** Go get it, **WALUIGI**.
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> **WALUIGI:** Does this mean I can stop acting like a fool now?
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> **WARIO:** Fuck no! Now get it!
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> **WALUIGI:** Do you want me to keep dancing or not?
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> **WARIO:** Oh my fuckin...
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**WARIO** gets up, pushes **WALUIGI** to the ground, walks over him, and opens the door. Standing there is an infuriated **MR. JENKINS**.

> **MR. JENKINS:** *You!*
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> **WARIO:** What's your deal?
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> **MR. JENKINS:** I've been waiting an awfully long time for my payment, you wretched rapscallion! Remember when I cleaned your house, and I put it on the tab?
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> **WARIO:** I suppose, but I thought I didn't need to put in any money.
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> **MR. JENKINS:** And I was trying to explain it to you before you threw me to the ceiling! Not to mention that I recognized you from the candy store and the bank! You pretty much made me lost my job, so you better give me like $10,000 before I walk away and expose you plus your *entire* organization to the police!
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> **WARIO:** Not if I have anything to say about it!!
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### **Scene 2: Wario Knows...**

**WARIO** was just about to punch **MR. JENKINS** when **WALUIGI** interrupts him.

> **WALUIGI:** W-wait! How about a bartering trade?
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> **MR. JENKINS:** Eh?
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> **WARIO:** What the hell is that? And I thought I told you to keep dancing like an idiot!
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> **WALUIGI:** Uh, you know, when you trade actual stuff instead of money!
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> **MR. JENKINS:** Hah! Let's see you scrape up $10,000 worth of bartering goods together in the next few minutes.
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> **WARIO:** So, **WALUIGI**, do we have anything worth that much?
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> **WALUIGI:** I don't know..
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> **WARIO:** Hm. I think you're lying. I'll beat the truth outta you, then!
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> **MR. JENKINS:** It's alright, I can do it myself.
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> **WARIO:** Great! Get him out of my sight. I'm tired of him.
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**MR. JENKINS** starts to drag **WALUIGI** to his house.

> **WALUIGI:** Why?! I am your brother! Why are you letting him do this to me?!
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> **WARIO:** Because...you are *not* **WALUIGI**. You tell me where he is, your torture stops.
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**WARIO** slams the door and heads back to the couch. Meanwhile, **WALUIGI** teleports out of **MR. JENKINS**'s grasp.

> **MR. JENKINS:** What the...! I swear to God I was holding him a second ago!
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In **WARIO**'s backyard, **WALUIGI** pulls out a walkie talkie.

> **WALUIGI:** He knows that I am not **WALUIGI**. You are clear to go. Over.
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> **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** (walkie talkie): Okay, we'll be right there, over!
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Meanwhile at the Koopa Mafia HQ, in **DRY BONES**'s office...

> **DRY BONES:** It's about time! Everyone, *let's take them **DOWN!***
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Everyone rushes from Headquarters, on their way to **WARIO**'s house.

### **Scene 3: WA!**

**WARIO** is sitting on the couch, half asleep. A hard knock is heard on the door.

> **WARIO:** Whuh?.. One sec!
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The door rattles. The knocks on the door increase in force. **WARIO** starts to get up.

> **WARIO:** Ey, cut it out! I didn't get that door for free, ya know!
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**WARIO** is about to open the door, but then the door flew off its hinges above **WARIO**'s head, just missing him. It is the Koopa Mafia. A bunch of **KOOPA**s appear to be holding a large sack in the distance.

> **WARIO:** Not you guys again! What the hell do you want?
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**WALUIGI** enters the scene.

> **WARIO:** Hey! I thought I had you go with **MR. JENKINS**!
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> **WALUIGI:** You can't get rid of a Wa-Clone that easily...
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> **WARIO:** *WHA???*
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**WALUIGI**'s color scheme flickers, then turns negative. His true identity appears to be **WAWALUIGI**, also known as **DOUBLE WA 2**.

> **DOUBLE WA 2:** Now, listen to the Koopa Mafia and listen well, because your brother's life is on the line.
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> **DRY BONES:** Yes! Shortly after your bank fiasco, we saw **WALUIGI** coming out of your door, so we decided to enact a plan we had for a while!
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> **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** Yes, we kidnapped him, and using our Wa-Machine...
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> **DOUBLE WA 2:** ...they created me! Now show him who is in that large sack, fellas.
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The **KOOPA**s drop and open the sack to reveal **WALUIGI**, still all tied up. One **KOOPA** puts a gun to his head.

> **DRY BONES:** It all comes down to this, **WARIO**. You end your evil organization, we let W**ALUIGI** live. Understand?
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> **WALUIGI:** You gotta help me somehow, **WARIO**! You can't let them do this!
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> **KOOPA:** Shut up, bitch! Or I'll give you a pinch!
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> **DOUBLE WA 2:** You love your brother, don't you, **WARIO**? Make the right choice.
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The screen fades to black. "To be continued..." appears on the screen.

## Trivia

* Mr. Jenkins presumably went back to his house after WaWaluigi teleported from his grasp, probably to prepare all the evidence for the cops.
* Double Wa 1 would be WaWario.