Duke Nukem

## Overview

Duke Nukem is a character from the video game franchise of the same name. In the Pantsahat videos, he works as an employee at GameStop occasionally popping up again here and there.

## Personality

Like his original video game self, Duke still acts cool and macho despite his current job. He is also quite the lady's man, as he was able to steal Turskit from the Hippo.

Unlike his videogame counterpart, this Duke Nukem has no problem hitting on males as well, as he was still interested in Astolfo despite him finding out he was male (calling himself an "Equal opportunity ass pounder"). Though it's likely Astolfo is an exception due to Astolfo being so feminine, as he was not at all interested in Master Chief. Duke also tuned in to watch Anime Guy's twitch stream, who was showing off his "hot twink boy body".

Being a GameStop Employee, he gives little store credit for used games, offers superfluous magazine subscriptions, and threatens people at gunpoint demanding their phone numbers and email addresses so he can spam their email.

He has shown to have a respect for those who are Chads, as he allowed Master Chief to drive off and escape after witnessing him reject Astolfo's "simp bucks".

## History

Duke Nukem worked at a GameStop where Master Chief and Astolfo stopped by to sell him a copy of Lego Indiana Jones for some quick cash (Since at the time, Master Chief was hurting for money due to then being unemployed). Duke was willing to take the copy of the game, but only if Master Chief was willing to throw Astolfo in as well.

Master Chief was going to go through with it, but once Duke held Master Chief at gun point in an attempt to get his information to spam his inbox, Master Chief escapes with Astolfo. Duke shoots Master Chief in the head as they leave the store, but Master Chief survives thanks to his helmet. Upon witnessing Master Chief being a Chad, he allows him to escape.

Duke is seen in again briefly when in Master Chief Becomes a Femboy (The Anime) where Master Chief, Astolfo, and Hippo show up to Femboy Hooters to get Master Chief a job there. Duke Nukem is in the background sitting right next to Chie Satonaka from Persona 4 at the same table, implying the two of them may be on a date.

Duke is later seen under his screen name "DukeNukem3D" as one of the many users in Anime Guy's twitch stream in Spider-Man Swings into Debt.

Duke returns later in I accidentally entered a Burger King. Turskit was frustrated with Hippo being so cheap that he wouldn't even give her 5 dollars for chicken nuggets, only for Duke to step in, hand her five bucks, and steal her away while driving off in Hippo's car.

It is unknown what happened between them afterwards, as in the following episode we see Duke send Turskit a text during a Live Stream that reads "Babe plz come back 🙏" implying they had already broken up.

## Quotes

*"Welcome to GameStop, baby! Your one-stop shop for all your virtual ass kicking needs! You want a magazine subscription?"* - *Master Chief gets Annoyed at GameStop*

*"Tomboys, Tomgirls, What's the difference? I'm an equal opportunity ass pounder!" - Master Chief gets Annoyed at GameStop*

"Remember, simping's cool when I do it, but you're not me!" - I accidentally entered a Burger King

## Gallery

Duke threatens Master Chief at GameStop.Duke Nukem with Chie Satonaka in the background.Duke meets Turskit at Burger King."Keep your chin up, little King."Duke's text after his breakup with Turskit.
## Appearances

In chronological order:

Master Chief gets Annoyed at GameStop (June 20, 2020) (Video Link)

Master Chief Becomes a Femboy (The Anime) (August 7, 2020) (Video Link) (Background Cameo)

Spider-Man Swings into Debt (February 25, 2022) (Video Link) (Mentioned/Cameo)

I accidentally entered a Burger King (February 3, 2023) (Video Link)

I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness (March 24, 2023) (Video Link) (Mentioned/Cameo)

## Trivia

* Duke Nukem's screen name "DukeNukem3D" from Spider-Man Swings into Debt is a reference to the videogame of the same name.
* Duke Nukem also appears in a video on Pantsahat's alt channel called "damn this thing sucks" which came out 17 days after his debut in the Hippo Saga.

## References

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke\_Nukem
2. ↑ https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Chie\_Satonaka
3. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke\_Nukem\_3D