Fartipants

These are keychains shaped like different styles of pants and underwear; when they're squeezed, they fart and emit a line from Carrot Top.

## The Jape Routines

* Phone Fun-This isn't a prank call to put you in jail, but it's just plain harmless and so much FUN! Just play the Fartipants keychains down the phone when talking to friends, neighbours and even family members via telephone.
* Family Time Fun-When it's game night or even mealtime, clear the room or even the table after you get excused by using your Fartipants keychains.
* Lineup Lunacy-When you're in single file, add comedy to the wait by using Fartipants!

## The Keychains

### Jeans

1. (Really hot fart) My jeans are so steamy!
2. ("Scorcher" fart) That fart really brought in the hot stuff!
3. ("Paper Wasp Buzzer" fart) Beware the heiney hornet!
4. ("Whoopee" fart) Uh-oh, I must have sat on my whoopee cushion!
5. ("Whopper" fart) Hang tight, a storm's blowing in!
6. ("Whoopie cushion" fart) Could that be you or my whoopie cushion?
7. (Really loud fart) I swear, it couldn't be me!

### 60s Hippie Bell Bottoms

1. (Airy fart) Did someone burn incense in here?
2. (Easy-breezy fart) What a groovy kind of zephyr!
3. ("Tambourine jingle" fart) Such rad grooves!
4. ("Smashing Swirler" fart) Whoa, momma!!
5. ("Flowery" fart) I'm in bloom, dear groovy friend!
6. ("Garage Rocker" fart) I'm just amping up the fun factor!
7. ("Lovely and peaceful" fart) Just living the sixties hippie life here!
8. ("Groovy guy" fart) That fart was really, really good!
9. ("Surf rocker" fart) Cowabunga, this beach party rocks!
10. ("far out" fart) That's what I call psychedically rocking!

### Briefs

1. ("Silent but deadly" fart) My briefs are so stealthy!
2. ("Thunderstorm" fart) Yikes, a thunderstorm's coming through here!
3. ("Snooping spy" fart) My briefs are snooping as usual!
4. ("Slipper" fart) That one slid right outside of me!
5. ("Pow" fart) Just like a hammer blow to the head!
6. ("Symphonic" fart) What a cheeky tune that was!
7. ("Jet propulsion" fart) Onward and upward!

### Boxers

1. (Really wet fart) Airbrushed by the one and only me!
2. (Stringy putter fart) Oopsie, I made a mistake!
3. (Raspberry fart) Pardon me, please!
4. ("Blurp" fart) Well, wasn't that surprising?
5. ("Bloop" fart) What a super-special sorta symphony!
6. ("Bloop bloop" fart) Like a bubbly orchestra!
7. (Tiny Bubble Pop fart) Bubble-bubble-POP! What a spectacular poot!
8. ("Squeaky toot" fart) I wonder who's cutting the cheese.
9. ("Ticklishly giggly" fart) That brought me sheer joy!
10. ("Boogie-woogie" fart) Time to get up and go, go, go!
11. ("Exploder" fart) Hey, you! Who farted in here?

### Trackpants

1. ("Gust" fart) I'm just running like the WIND here!
2. (Wet fart) I just left my FIELD mark!
3. ("Podium poot" farting noise) That'll win me a blue ribbon!
4. ("Trackside rumble" fart) That's a mighty ground-shaker!
5. ("Endurance toot" fart) I'll keep on farting for miles!
6. ("Super sprint" fart) That propels me to maximum MPH!
7. ("Victory toot" fart) That's a gold medal winner in my book!

### Yoga Pants

1. (Fragrant fart) Ah, the distinct bouquet of pants!
2. ("Trouser growler" fart) Beware of crouching tigers!
3. ("Stretchy release" fart) That's my new sun salutation!
4. (fart noise and line TBA)
5. (fart noise and line TBA)
6. (fart noise and line TBA)
7. (fart noise and line TBA)

### Cargo Pants

1. ("Air Striker" fart) That was one of a kind!
2. ("Torpedo" fart) TBA
3. ("Atomic bomb" fart) TBA
4. ("H Bomb Dropper" fart) TBA
5. ("Nitro" fart) TBA
6. ("Kablooey" fart) TBA
7. (fart noise and line TBA)

### Leggings

1. ("Squeezy spandex" fart) So snug, just like a cuddle!
2. ("super squeeze" fart) My eyes are watering 'cause that really hurt!
3. ("silent but deadly" fart) TBA
4. ("silent but violent" fart) TBA
5. ("silent and deadly" fart) TBA
6. ("silent and violent" fart) TBA
7. (SBD farting noise) TBA

### Hip-Hop Parachute Pants

1. ("Beat boxing" fart) That's so cool and funky!
2. ("turntable scratching" fart) Just remixing my toots, please dance along!
3. ("cool rapping" fart) Farts are hip, fun and fab-they are never, ever drab!
4. (fart noise and line TBA)
5. (fart noise and line TBA)
6. (fart noise and line TBA)
7. (fart noise and line TBA)

### PJ Pants

1. ("Snore" fart) Such dreamy flatulence!
2. ("Yawn" fart) It's time to snooze!
3. ("Crybaby" fart) My butt feels overtired.
4. ("Purring kitten" fart) The PURRFECT poot for day's end!
5. ("Trickling stream" fart) TBA
6. ("Cricket chirper" fart) That's the music of the night!
7. (fart noise and line TBA)

### Tux Bottoms

1. (Anally retentive fart) TBA
2. (Classy fart) Oh, pardon me; I've got wind!
3. (Chic fart) TBA
4. (Gentlemanly fart) TBA
5. (Ladylike fart) TBA
6. (Uptight fart) TBA
7. (Purse-lipped fart) TBA
8. (Laissez-faire fart) TBA
9. (Sophisticated fart) TBA
10. (Icy fart) TBA
11. (Fancy fart) TBA

### Sweatpants

1. (Lazy toot) TBA
2. (Calm toot) TBA
3. ("Softie" fart) TBA
4. (Delicate fart) TBA
5. ("Sweetheart" poot) TBA
6. ("Afternoon napper" fart) TBA
7. ("Midday sleeper" fart) TBA
8. ("chillout" fart) I'm just chillin' out with a toot!
9. ("Wet 'n' sweaty" fart)
10. (Docile fart) TBA

### Leather Pants

1. ("Speaker-blower" fart) My leather pants are a real showstopper!
2. ("Amplifier" fart) Loud and proud, just like a rockstar!
3. ("Subwoofer" fart) Just pumping up the party here!
4. ("Power chord" fart) That left me all stage-struck!
5. (FART NOISE AND LINE TBA!)
6. (FART NOISE AND LINE TBA!)
7. (FART NOISE AND LINE TBA!)