Weird Things Strange Ducks Have Done In Their Strange Ducky Lifetimes

Write weird things that you've done here!

## Gildie

* Warning: This is forever incomplete. I have too many to list, so this ongoing one will have to do.
* I ran around my kitchen holding up a piece of chicken, singing "His Truth Is Marching On", but I changed it to "The Chicken Is Marching On". :)
* My friend and I composed a song called "Give Me A Channel Of Your Cheese", and we screamed it during Spanish class in 6th grade. Fun times... we were known as the "Spanish Class Singing Duo".
* I've had mental breakdowns about recycling bags, tree stumps, Dex, Tam, Keefe, and several other random things for no apparent reason. :)
* I created a MEE6 command on Discord that allows anyone to praise me by simply typing !gold. You can ask Char *all* about that. :D
* I once spent two weeks trying to learn Elvish. Quick lesson: "culuma" is "orange", like the fruit, "laurea" is "golden". I culuma ná laurea! Because that's just how life works. Oranges shall forever be golden. Because I, Queen Gold, rule above all. Including oranges. :)
* I've carried around a giant plastic pickle that was chewed up by tigers
* I've also stood above a stove for 20 minutes trying to burn an eggplant.
* I call inanimate objects "imbecile" when I'm frustrated.
* I once had a dream about being trapped in a blue bag, where fish were swimming around on the ground and little stuffed animals were floating around in parachutes on the ceiling. All of my friends were playing at baby tables, and there was a compass lesson being taught in the corner. There was also a random sink sitting in the middle of the room. Oh yeah, and later on in that dream, I somehow lost my ribcage. I don't even know anymore.
* Once, during a chat on discord, someone said that their phone had no date (she meant data), and I told her to go to match.com
* My friend and I once played a game in the pool with two 11-year olds while screaming "WATASHI GA KITA!" Don't even ask.
* I once spammed Cress on 7 wikis. Ask her about it!
* I was bored on a road trip once, and so I decided that the most logical and engaging thing to do was list all the types of cheese I could think of and sort them by the number of syllables.
* I once explained to my friend how when you looked in a mirror you were technically looking back in time. I don't even know how that conversation started, but... yeah!
* I went to Williams Sonoma and found a special section for the sprinkles, and they had spatulas there too. The spatulas were sitting in jars of sprinkles. So I went over there and spent about 10 minutes just playing with the spatulas and the sprinkles - smashing the spatulas into them and trying to crush them, carrying the sprinkles up the side of the jar, mixing them around, etc. Whenever someone came near that section, I pretended that I was just looking at the cookbooks.
* My friend and I spent an entire evening on a sleepover reading fanfictions (she’s obsessed with them, and to be honest they were kinda hilarious), and another time we spent an entire evening on a sleepover watching Seven Deadly Sins (hehe that was fun), and another time my friend and I spent an entire evening on a sleepover torturing my other friend by talking about a character that she really doesn’t like
* As a matter of fact, just... my friend group XD
* Speaking of friends, on the same sleepover with the fanfictions my friend and I spent an hour finding magnetic spots on the floor JUST to see if there was a secret code written with them (there wasn’t)
* I don’t scream on roller coasters or when I get scared by something, but I somehow find ways to scream about literally everything else (books, volcanoes, trips to Costa Rica — you name it, I’ve screamed about it)
* I once started imitating a seagull in a public place. Really loudly.
* I made an alt account just so I could LC with myself
* I felt really energetic for no reason while trying to help a friend with her French homework, so I started speedwalking in circles over and over again while trying and failing to pronounce simple French vocabulary (actually I wasn't even trying to be honest)
* Several years ago, when I was in third grade, I wrote on a piece of paper, "The Declaration of Independence". I got everyone in our class to sign this piece of paper, and after several minutes I had a huge line wrapped around my desk -- not just from our class, but from the other class also. Keep in mind that this was all during a math lesson. Anyway, needless to say, the teacher got really mad at me and took me aside, but it was 100% worth it.
* I had The Muffin Song stuck in my head for a week, and in Latin class my friend and I composed a song to the tune of the Muffin Song to memorize the various forms of the verb "possum". It was fun lol
* Same friend and I walked to choir class singing the muffin song today. Two highschoolers walked by while we were finishing the chorus (it's muffin time, cuz I wanna die die die) and they gave us the most PRICELESS confused expression. I felt proud XD
* I stayed up until 11:30pm and sent my friends pictures of sofas. I told them it was just necessary.

## Mai

* Warning- this is endless
* I ran around my backyard singing the Spiderman theme
* I don't cry much, but when I do, it's about fanfictions
* During my obsession with Les Mis I ran around the living room yelling "CHỈ CÓ CỦA TÔI!"
* I hacked my Ipad so when I typed in 'Perachel' it autocorrected to 'Percabeth'. Others were- 'Lazel' to 'Frazel, Caleo'. 'Jeyna' went to 'Jiper'. 'Meponine' went to 'Enjonine'. 'Sofitz' went to 'Sokeefe'. 'Magnus/Camille' went to 'Malec'. 'Clabastian' turned to 'Clace'. My life is sad.
* When I moved, I signed everybody's yearbooks with memes.
* My friend asked me the time and I responded with, "What time is it? Showtime! Showtime, Showtime! Yo!"
* Once I had this really realistic dream about joining the Hunters of Artemis
* I've had a grudge against someone for three years bc he said "What's Sokeefe?" Should I mention that I punched him bc he said it? I should also say that I already didn't like him bc he teased me bc I'm abrosexual and I'm an atheist.
* Once when my class was playing Kahoot.it, I made my name 'Bam! Tiana.'. Another time my name was 'Spiderman.'
* Once I decided to make blue cookies. My family has a gas stove, with that little flame. Anyway, when the cookies were done, I divided them into 8 parts. Then I put all of those parts into the flame one at a time while saying the name of a god. The gods were, "Hestia, Artemis, Hecate, Tyche, Hermes, Hades, Apollo, Demeter."
* I joined this wiki. Need I say more?
* I have reread the Malec wedding in QoAaD about 42 times and I got QoAaD a week ago.
* I made Google drawings with eyes in a frame and made the irises the eye color of a dead book character. Ex: blue-green with a banner saying "Ave Atque Vale Livia Blackthorn'
* I smashed ice cream and cake, mixed them together until it was mostly smooth, called it barf, and ate it
* I picked up my cat, held him above my head and started yelling "ALL HAIL SIMBA! SIMMMMMMBBBBBAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* I gave my cats some of my dog's food to see if they would eat it. They did. My dog was mad at me.
* I started singing *Hamilton* in Social Studies when we were talking about the founding fathers.
* I have a jar of Playdoh in my room and whenever I'm hungry I eat it with ketchup and honey mustard
* My mom made pancakes in different shapes. One shape was a bird of some sort. Anyway I sorta, maybe put strawberrys on it and said that I had killed it and it was drowning in it's blood

## Cress

* FOREVER INCOMPLETE
* I was at summer camp, and my friend was eating M&Ms. I asked, "can I have an M&M?" but my tongue slipped and I said instead, "can I have a meminem?" I call them meminems now.
* I started singing *Hamilton* in history class.
* I started an argument with my family about whether or not mushrooms tasted like blood.
* I have really strange dreams. Including my 6th grade homeroom teacher cooking sushi in a frying pan, going on a date with my teddy bear, my parents forcing me to eat salmon EVERY DAY FOR LUNCH FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY, and more that I don't know.
* My school plays the quiz game Kahoot.it a lot, and I once made my name Happy Shadow - someone else made her name Thoughts.
* Whenever I say "happy shadow thoughts" to my friend, she responds with "dark shadow babies" (no idea why). Then I say something like "idea edited" or "shadow demon child". We continue this cycle through Gibberish, Spanish, aaaaaaand many others.

## Cricket

THIS WILL NEVER END! NEEEVEEEEERRRRR \*keeps going until the end of the world\*

* I use cake frosting as war paint whenever I go to birthday parties, and then I sword fight people with the fork.
* Whenever I go somewhere on vacation or something, I buy a little hat for my cat. I don’t know why, but a lot of places have tiny hats. And I don’t know why, but I put them on my cat. I have a cowgirl one and a sombrero. (Don’t worry, no harm done to the cat.)
* I used colored sunscreen as face paint.
* I dropped an egg on the floor to see if it was boiled. It wasn’t.
* Whenever I go to a breakfast place, I use the sugar packets to make pyramids/buildings.
* I have a LEGO person torture device made out of K’nex pieces (and my brother‘s friend has a LEGO person guillotine - we go to war).
* My friend’s birthday was today at the mall, and she saw one of those trains that drives around the mall (btw she’s in 7th grade). And then she asked her mom if all 7 of us could go, and her mom made a deal with the train driver that he would drive us around for longer and for half the price since it was her birthday. SO WE SAT IN A TINY LITTLE TRAIN THING FOR 20 MINUTES WHILE EVERYONE STARED AT US.
* Playdoh is salty...
* Rainbow sparkly jeb Minecraft castles (it was a school assignment. I added the rainbows 🌈. Because I can.)

## 101\*

* Forever Continuing!!!
* I eat plain relish. It tastes good
* I cried in apology for when I didn’t take my coat off to wash my hands, then listened to LOONA like nothing happened.
* I tried to cry in cue in front of my crush. It worked.
* I also had a bike funeral with my best friend.
* I yelled “Maureen Im not a theatre person“ in school, although I am the biggest theatre person in my class.
* We call our crushes fruit names
* My BFF walked around singing “So long, and thanks for all the fish” #PRICELESS
* I once slipped up and called the survivor finale Fineapple. What we call it now.

## Starflight

* Endless...
* I sat there and made a parody of Despacito except with Doritos and taquitos and Fritos and burritos and... you get the point
* Later I described the Despacito thing to someone and they added Pugito (they said it was Spanish for pug)
* I ran around the house chasing a five year old that was at my house for some reason with a pillow
* I had a ten minute hairband shooting fight with my friend
* I sing the After Ever After parodies randomly and want to sing them at Disneyland (probably not a great idea...)
* My family has a Mickey Mouse pancake maker that makes pancakes in the shape of Mickey's head. I kind of drowned it in ~~blood~~ strawberry syrup and pretended to eat it's face
* I want to make a Warriors OC named Starstar
* I have a tendancy to loop the same YouTube video for literally four hours non-stop
* I joined this wiki
* Me and my friend made a actual zombie apocalypse and it ended up with me killing and eating my friends when I wasn't a zombie
* I regularly use exclamations from books I read instead of actual, real life ones. (Ex: Three moons! Fox-dung!)

## Schwane

* I did a fortnite dance, filmed it, and put it on really loud sound and played it full volume in a school hall
* I put my hamster in my shirt and ran around my house
* I drew odd pictures of my friends and put them in their desks
* I stalked geese and ducks at a pond
* I made songs about how much i hate people
* I scared random kids to make them go away
* Little children captured me and put me in jail (a circle of rocks)
* I looked up all my classmate's houses on google earth
* I used google translate on my french project and said i was fluent in the language
* I scream randomly whenever i go outside
* I make Wings of Fire OC's and scare my brother into roleplaying it with me
* I talk to my pets (don't we all?

## InkyAtrocity4011

* I created Flooreos. Basically Oreos that have been on the ground.

* I co-founded a Russia Appreciation club at school.

* I was going to attend a funeral a classmate held for his keychain at the neighborhood pond. Unfortunately, I had robotics class that day and could not go.

* See: my friend group

* A friend and I made a national anthem for rocks while on a camping trip when we were seven and eight. We still sing it regularly.

* I made a national anthem for cheese a few years ago.

* I ask random people at my school to smile on the count of three.

* I have a large, green eraser that has the words “my eraser is my guardian angel” written on it.

* A friend found a maggot in her fruit container. While everyone was freaking out, I was saying, “There’s a yummy gummy maggot in your tummy”. I don’t believe that it helped.

* I played Spin the Bottle at a dinner party with five other people, one being a seven-year-old. Needless to say, the game did not last very long.

* During games of Spin the Bottle that I do not want to play, I vandalize the bottle.

* I know how to play the Coconut Song on my violin.

* I am known to scream “oh my mallowmelt” in times of despair.

## Kat

* This is endless
* I am known to tell everyone, even my mom, "Go sniff a gulon!" when I'm even slightly annoyed with them.
* My baby cousin has this stuffed animal that talks if you press its ears or something, and one of its features is singing, "Who do I hear buzzing by? It's a bee! Buzz, buzz, buzz, can you buzz like a bee?" I have named this song my official jam and sing it loudly and off key 9876543 times a day. I even made up a dance.
* Once, my friends and I invented the Flype, the Hype and the Floss combined. It's quite a workout.
* My friend group... that's all there is to say
* I invented the RandomKat ship and I'm very passionate about it.
* Once, me and two of my friends had a heated argument about whether we had bees or wasps in our heads.
* I hate tomatoes but I LOVE ketchup, salsa, and tomato soup.
* I am a writer of Book23: Dawnbreaker, in which I made Fitz scream a lot so his mommy can feed him ice cream, Sophie a dreamy vegan who no one likes, Keefe be covered in ice cream for some reason, FakeMintie slap Dex, Dex like the slap,... it goes on.

## Char

* welp this list is definitely ongoing
* i'm too lazy to add the rest. ig that's weird

## MoonlarkPikachuTwentyThree and all my alt accounts

* I thought Wattpad was a device until I googled KotLC fanfictions.
* I regularly try to walk through a door. I haven't manifested yet.....
* I have decided to do "Quests". This year's: make a registry pendant.
* The above thing was in fourth grade lol
* i have like five different accounts. yep.
* I eat waffles with a fork even if there's nothing on them.
* I added, like seven things to ways to be weird, six of which I have done.
* i once spent a recess with my friends where we were all screaming "SUBTITLES!"

## Berni

* I did this before
* I once played Four Square with a baseball bat
* Once, a friend of my parents’ came over to our house and brought his daughters. The littler one’s name was Clara and my little brother thought it was Chara. So I spent a good part of the day chasing a five year old with a stuffed ender dragon. The dragon really hurts. (edit: i never actually used the dragon as a weapon, at least on said five year old.)
* You know how I just said the dragon really hurts? Well, the hippo i have from when I was four hurts way more, so when my brother got ahold of it I took out one of those lego suitcase thingies and used it as a shield. It’s effective, but really heavy.
* Half the things my brother says. He does not respond to questioning abut where he gets it.
* I once won gaga ball without hitting the ball.
* One time my brother had a fight because i didn’t want him to throw an ordinary paper bag out the window because I felt a link with it. I have no idea what happened to it.
* I spammed EVERHIGHLOVE on 5 different wikis with “In this economy?”
* I once made the argument “But the sky is blue!” It was actually a very effective argument.
* I am creator of the Piggy Dragon. Half pig, half dragon.

## Anna

* I made an alt account on discord and we argued for an hour on whether or not I would take care of a dog.
* I enjoy peanut butter and cheese sandwiches.
* honey on garlic bread is really good.
* I spammed someone 80 times calling them 'Bad Mood' to which they replied, 'Muffin.'
* I'm writing a book and attempting to publish it:P:P
* I collect Hot Wheels Cars- only the old ones though.
* When I was younger, I used to wear a headband every. single. day. until one day i just stopped.
* when i'm on my computer, i don't use caps. when i'm on my ipad, i don't use punctuation.
* i called myself oNe tough neigH for 3 days because I saw a meme that said **what if someone named Tony pronounced their name, 'Tough neigh"**
* i was a roleplay character named Person. To quote Person, "MY VERY EXISTENCE IS A VIOLATION OF YOUR LAWS!!" Person was not created, not approved, and did not have a form.

## Keeper

* I mess with the language settings on movies just to see how the characters sound different.
* I eat frozen strawberries A LOT.
* I was once called a boy IRL (I'm a girl) when I was wearing a SKIRT.
* I show my love for my OCs by making sure they get stabbed a few times but still surviving. The more I do that to one OC, the more that OC is close to my heart.
* I once had a crush on one of my OCs. (It wasn't my fault I made him hot looking.)
* I like drawing cat claws with BLOOD dripping from them.
* I made a graveyard in Minecraft dedicated to every time I died in Minecraft. (Which was a lot) The world got deleted sadly.
* I base some of my character designs off movie characters.
* I have interesting song tastes. For example, I like the song "It's Not Like I Like You." and "911"
* I sometimes randomly blurt out my thoughts. Once, I meant to ask a kid "Are you part of the tinker club?" but it turned into something that's too embarrassing to write down. Let's say that that person thought I was an idiot.

### Katarakinnie

* i sometimes make my OCS based off people i know if i keep thinking about them in my head
* i draw human versions of social media apps