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Поезія:Геймери

**Геймери** (рус. *Геймеры*) — стихотворение, написанное амбициозными котятами (по большей части Васькой) и описывающее нелёгкую судьбу компьютерного игрока, тестирующего игры. Является переделкой и пародией на «Каменярі» И. Франка, создано как раз во время прохождения этого писателя в школе.

## Читати!

Безмірна, та пуста, і дивна площина.
І я перед комп’ютерами сто́ю,
Готовий до абиякого бою,
А далі тисячі таких самих, як я.
У кожного в руках клавіатура й мишка,
І голос сильний нам з навушників гримить:
«Іграйте в цю ігру! Нехай ні жар, ні холод
Не спинить вас! Зносіть і труд, і спрагу, й голод.
Бо вам призначено ігру цю прошерстить».
І всі ми, як один, перед комп’ютерами сіли,
І тисяч пальців об клавіатуру загуло;
Ми стали докладати усі сили,
Гравців майбутніх аби глюки не спинили,
Раз по раз клікаючи, куди треба було.
Мов водопаду рев, мов битви гук кривавий,
Так по клавіатурі ми гриміли раз у раз;
І щоби багів трохи менше стало,
Потроху гру проходили цю жваво,
І далі йшли, ніщо не спинювало нас.
І кожний з нас те знав, що слави нам не буде,
Ні пам’яті в людей за сей кумарний труд,
Що аж тоді у гру цю будуть грати люди,
Як ми пройдем її та вирівняєм всюди,
Як наші руки тут, на клаві, зогниють.
Та слави людської зовсім ми не бажали,
Бо не герої ми і не богатирі.
Ми геймери! Ми добровільно взяли
На себе працю. Ми компа рабами стали:
На шляху поступу програм ми лікарі.
Безмерная, пустая и удивительная плоскость.
И я перед компьютерами стою,
Готовый к какому угодно бою,
А дальше тысячи таких самых, как я.
У каждого в руках клавиатура и мышка,
И голос сильный нам с наушников гремит:
«Играйте в эту игру! Пускай ни жар, ни холод
Не остановят вас! Переносите труд и жажду, голод.
Ведь вам предназначено игру эту прошерстить».
И все мы, как один, перед компьютерами сели,
И тысяча пальцев об клавиатуру загудело;
Мы стали прилагать все силы,
Игроков будущих чтоб глюки не остановили,
Раз за разом кликая, куда надо было.
Как водопада рёв, как битвы крик кровавый,
Так по клавиатуре мы гремели то и дело;
И чтобы багов чуток меньше стало,
Понемногу игру проходили эту резво,
И дальше шли, ничто не останавливало нас.
И каждый из нас то знал, что славы нам не будет,
Ни памяти у людей за этот кумарный труд,
Что аж тогда в игру эту будут играть люди,
Как мы пройдём её и выровняем всюду,
Как наши руки тут, на клаве, сгниют.
Но славы человеческой совсем мы не желали,
Ведь не герои мы и не богатыри.
Мы геймеры! Ми добровольно взяли
На себя труд. Мы компа рабами стали:
На пути прогресса программ мы доктора.
Dead Sub-Zero

# Detales

Dead Sub-Zero, or Dead Scorpion, or Dead Reptile, or Dead Ermac, or Dead Smoke, or Dead Noob Saibot, or Dead Khameleon, or Dead Jax, Codename: EARL, or Dead, is the cousin of Shaq **(Brazillian)** and is secretly preparing to assassinate Craig, to make Craig dead. He was a backer for Kony 2012 and deadass believed it to be the greatest documentary ever made.

# Behavior

He starts in your office, acting as Dead as Possible "to" make the player (Paul) dead

When shaq does his dastardly laugh, Dead Sub-Zero stops being Dead and becomes Satan D"e"ad Sub-Zero, and makes the (Player) dead

# Trivia

Dead Sub-Zero is the cousing of shaq **(Brazillian)** and son of Yellow Scorpion (Will never make an appearance).

Loves eating cool junkfood when mom and dad are dying.

Sabotaged the ballot box during the 2020 presidential election, causing Trump to die.

Its currently not known why **Dead Sub-Zero** is really Dead, In the 12nd episode of the 7th season of "The Simpsons' Homer dies

Never appeared with Yellow Scorpion

# Appearance

Dead Sub-Zero, or Dead Scorpion, or Dead Reptile, or Dead Ermac, or Dead Smoke, or Dead Noob Saibot, or Dead Khameleon, or Dead Jax, Codename: EARL, or Dead, is the cousin of Shaq **(Brazillian)** and is secretly working for the Anti-Craig movement. He was a backer for Kony 2012 and believed it to be the greatest documentary ever made. He is Dead.
The Supermassive Pig

**The Supermassive Pig** (born Chris Griffield) is the inventor of the Five Nights in H3LL Dev Team and is a antagonist in Five Nights In H3ll. While he doesn't move yet, he will shart at Hell Gate, along with Satan BB and The Supermassive Pig Junior (and along with Satan Dapperdude on Night 4 onwards). His other movement patterns are currently unknown, but he will appear in the Doorway before entering The Office. **The Supermassive Pig** was a running candiate for the 2016 United States Election, only getting 1 vote, from himself. It's not known how tall or what animal **The Supermassive Pig** is, as he doesnt have any social media accounts.

## Trivia

* On Night 4, The Supermassive Pig will start wherever his second position on the map will be, rather than Hell Gate. This is because Hell Gate is where Dapperdude will be killed by Satan BB on Night 4, and it wouldn't make cense for The Supermassive Pig to just sit there and not interact with Dapperdude. This also applies to The Supermassive Pig Junior.
* The Supermassive Pig was created by Angrybutter666 (Waluigiofthegods) but mosy likely he is a Fanmade Angry Birds Character.
* The Supermassive Pig has ties to the Watergate Scandal
* Never appeared with Yellow Scorpion
Dapperdude

**Dapperdude** is the possibly neurodivertagonist and eventually a character in Five Nights In H3ll. and the inventor of Denim Jeans

## Behavior

Dapperdude seems to be nervous during the phone calls. However, during Night 1's phone call he has excitement and also seems to act evil at times during Night 1 and 2's phone calls. It is unknown why he does this. It's possible he does this because he wants to scare Paul, explain to Paul about the inhabits in a somewhat exciting voice or he just does it for no reason cause hes a silly little goofball.

On Night 3, DDDDapperdude is found jelqing in the hallways, uncensored, there is no way to stop this.

On the Night 4 phone call, he was killed by the Animatronics, it is unknown who killed him. "It" was ether Craig The Devil, Satan Freddy, Shaq or Satan BB. But the best possibility of who killed him was famously Craig.

After he is killed, he was transformed into his true form (*Aka: Satan Dapperdude*), which he eventually reappears in the second game and shoots Satan Freddy in the arm with a rifle.

Fans have theorized that Dapprdude is a neurodivergent minor.

Dapperdude is friends with Woke Sub-Zero

## Appearance

Dapperdude's original design is a navy-blue rabbit with black eyebrows on top of his eyes, wearing a red bow-tie. He also looks unwithered. With his Satan Animatronic form, he will turn bright-purple mixed with white. He was supposed to wear a Lootbox Shirt but that was cut due to unknown reasons.

Dapperdude seems to never appear in the game until the extra menu is unlocked.

It is hinted that Dapperdude is a Democrat because of his blue apperance.

## Fortnite

   Dapperdude almost made an appearence in Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 1, but was later scrapped and replaced by Montague in the battle pass

Not much is known on why he was replaced, and the main piece of evidence we have is Dapperdude's unused medallion. Some say that he was removed due to the infamous Jelq of 23 on night 3 of Five Nights in H3ll. Others believe that it was due to him being in the battlepass with Yellow Scorpion, and they were both scrapped due to Yellow Scorpion never making an appearence.

## Gallery

Dapperdude after being killed by the Animatronics on Night 4.
Purple Sub-Zero

# Detales

Purple Sub-Zero, or Purple Scorpion, or Purple Reptile, or Purple Ermac, or Purple Smoke, or Purple Noob Saibot, or Purple Khameleon, or Purple Jax, Codename: EARL, or Purple, is the cousin of Shaq **(Brazillian)** and is secretly working for the Anti-Craig movement. He was a backer for Kony 2012 and believed it to be the greatest documentary ever made.

# Behavior

He starts in your office, acting as Purple as Possible "to" aid the player (Paul)

When shaq does his dastardly laugh, Purple Sub-Zero stops being purple and becomes Satan Purpl"e" Sub-Zero, and stops assisting the (Player)

# Trivia

Purple Sub-Zero is the cousing of shaq **(Brazillian)** and son of Yellow Scorpion (Will never make an appearance).

Loves eating cool junkfood when mom and dad aren't home.

Sabotaged the ballot box during the 2020 presidential election, causing Trump to lose the election.

Its currently not known why **Purple Sub-Zero** is really purple, In the 12nd episode of the 7th season of "The Simpsons' Homer

Never appeared with Yellow Scorpion

# Appearance

Purple Sub-Zero, or Purple Scorpion, or Purple Reptile, or Purple Ermac, or Purple Smoke, or Purple Noob Saibot, or Purple Khameleon, or Purple Jax, Codename: EARL, or Purple, is the cousin of Shaq **(Brazillian)** and is secretly working for the Anti-Craig movement. He was a backer for Kony 2012 and believed it to be the greatest documentary ever made. He is Purple.

# In Memeoriam

   Purple Sub-Zero died on this day, after being rejected from several Wiki pages. His crusade against false bans and deletions has ended tragically. We will miss you, fly high, Purple Sub-Zero, fly high.
Grey Sub-Zero

# Detales

Grey Sub-Zero, or Grey Scorpion, or Grey Reptile, or Grey Ermac, or Grey Smoke, or Grey Noob Saibot, or Grey Khameleon, or Grey Jax, Codename: EARL, or Grey, is the cousin of Shaq **(Brazillian)** and is feels neutral about the Anti-Craig movement. He wasn't a backer for Kony 2012 and believed the documentary was just okay.

# Behavior

He starts in your office, acting as Grey as Possible "to" be completely neutral with the player (Paul)

When shaq does his dastardly laugh, Grey Sub-Zero stops being Grey and becomes Satan Gr"e"y Sub-Zero, and still feels neutral towards the (Player)

# Trivia

Grey Sub-Zero is the cousing of shaq **(Brazillian)** and son of Yellow Scorpion (Will never make an appearance).

Doesn't mind eating cool junkfood when mom and dad aren't home.

He didn't care who won the 2020 election and has no strong feelings towards Trumps loss.

Its currently not known why **Grey Sub-Zero** is really Grey, In the 12nd episode of the 7th season of "The Simpsons' Homer

Never appeared with Yellow Scorpion

# Appearance

Grey Sub-Zero, or Grey Scorpion, or Grey Reptile, or Grey Ermac, or Grey Smoke, or Grey Noob Saibot, or Grey Khameleon, or Grey Jax, Codename: EARL, or Grey, is the cousin of Shaq **(Brazillian)** and is feels neutral about the Anti-Craig movement. He wasn't a backer for Kony 2012 and believed the documentary was just okay.
The Five Nights In H3ll Development Team

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These are the users on the Source engine that made the game Five Nights In H3ll
Link to userpage:https://scratch.mit.edu/users/angrybutter666/
**Angrybutter666** is Gabe Newell from Valve. Angrybutter666 made the defense method and the game mechanics. He also designed The Office.
Link to userpage:https://scratch.mit.edu/users/Pickleodeon/
**Pickleodeon** came up with the main concept. He also made the Animatronics and their A.I along with Angrybutter666. Pickleodeon, like Angrybutter666, has a Wikia account.
Link to userpage:https://scratch.mit.edu/users/mariofan2014/
**Mariofan2014** made all the Easter Eggs in the game. He also voiced the phone calls in the game's beta Also created some of Animatronics such as Weegee and Satan Sanic.
Link to userpage:https://scratch.mit.edu/users/Luigi123554/
**Luigi123554** may voice the phone calls in the game's final release.
Woke Sub-Zero

# Detales

Woke Sub-Zero, or Woke Scorpion, or Woke Reptile, or Woke Ermac, or Woke Smoke, or Woke Noob Saibot, or Woke Khameleon, or Woke Jax, Codename: EARL, or Woke, is the cousin of Shaq **(Brazillian)** and is secretly working for the Pro-Craig movement. He wasn't a backer for Kony 2012 and believed it to be the shittest documentary ever made.

# Behavior

He starts in your office, acting as Woke as Possible "to" aid the player (Paul)

When shaq does his dastardly laugh, Woke Sub-Zero stops being woke and becomes Satan Wok"e" Sub-Zero, and stops assisting the (Player)

# Trivia

Woke Sub-Zero is the cousing of shaq **(Brazillian)** and the child of Yellow Scorpion (Will never make an appearance).

Loves eating cool healthy vegan meals when his moms aren't home.

Sabotaged the ballot box during the 2020 presidential election, causing Trump to gain MEGA AIDS

Its currently not known why **Woke Sub-Zero** is really woke, In the 12nd episode of the 7th season of "The Simpsons' Lisa

Never appeared with Yellow Scorpion

# Appearance

Woke Sub-Zero, or Woke Scorpion, or Woke Reptile, or Woke Ermac, or Woke Smoke, or Woke Noob Saibot, or Woke Khameleon, or Woke Jax, Codename: EARL, or Woke, is the cousin of Shaq **(Brazillian)** and is secretly working for the Pro-Craig movement. He wasn't a backer for Kony 2012 and believed it to be the shittest documentary ever made.
FNIH Wikia

## Welcome to the FNIH Wikia

This is about the fangame FNIH on Scratch. The game is about you getting a job underground and having to survive.

## Describe your topic

Write a description about your topic. Let your readers know what your topic is about and add some general information about it.

## Latest activity

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Paul

**Paul** is my father and a crack addict and the mastermind behind Five Nights In H3ll. He is also known for being the inventor of Scary Squidward. He was accidently transported to H E Double Hockey Sticks after going in a supposed "Private Island" owned by a certain someone at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. (Dapperdude (who might be neurodivergent) mentions this in his Night Phone Call after mentioning his stay at the same island.) He is played in a first-person prospective, throughs Paul eye. Despite no pay and the very high chances of head, Paul still seems to keep working until Night 2. If you die, he is turned into a "Snoozer Male" version of Paul by Craig The Devil.

## Appearance

Paul does not seem to appear in the game at all unless the player gets the secret ending. However, he has concept art, which can be seen on a certain website, click here: Concepts.wiki Paul has a shirt with a skull on it, a coat, and a hat. While it has been confirmed by The Five Nights In H3ll Development that Paul has hair (on his crotch of course), it is unknown what it looks like.

He looks similar to DapperDude when he is extremely angry, although when he transforms he too becomes a neurodivergent minor.
"Private Island" Custom Night

## Overview

The Custom Night has you fighting off against every single antagonist, of which there are many, in Five Nights On the "Private Island." This challenge is very difficult, and only one person has ever beaten it, being Matt himself. After he beat this he went onto retire from doing saw dust experiments, and to live on his very own private island (not to be confused with the "Private Island").

## Lore

After a long night of unsuccessful saw dust experiments, Matt goes to take a very nice well deserved snooze. This snooze is interupted when Craig the Devil gets very upset due to the destruction of the "Private Island", and traps Matt in a nightmare with all the antagonists.

## Trivia

* The antagonists are angry because they are hungry and middle aged. This is one of the scariest things an antagonist could ever be
* Yellow Scorpion is not one of the antagonists you have to fight, and does not appear here
Young Sub-Zero

# Detales

Young Sub-Zero, or Young Scorpion, or Young Reptile, or Young Ermac, or Young Smoke, or Young Noob Saibot, or Young Khameleon, or Young Jax, Codename: YOUNG EARL, or Young, is the younger cousin of Shaq **(Brazillian)** and wants to grow up and work for the Anti-Craig movement. He is too young to understand Kony 2012.

# Behavior

He starts in your office, acting as Young as Possible "to" aid the player (Paul) as much as someone his age can

When shaq does his dastardly laugh, Young Sub-Zero stops being young and becomes Satan Youn"g" Sub-Zero, and stops assisting the (Player)

# Trivia

Young Sub-Zero is the youngar cousing of shaq **(Brazillian)** and youngest son of Yellow Scorpion (Will never make an appearance).

Loves eating cool dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets when mom and dad aren't home.

Sabotaged the ballot box during the 2020 presidential election, causing Trump to lose the election. He was only a baby at this time proving how powerful and intellegint he is

Stays up past his bedtime (8:00 pm) and plays Mario on his switch because he's that cool

Isn't afraid of Garten of Banban, but is afraid of Poppy Playtime

Its currently not known why **young sub-zero** is really young, In the 12nd episode of the 20th season of "The Simpsons' Magie

Never appeared with Yellow Scorpion

# Appearance

Young Sub-Zero, or Young Scorpion, or Young Reptile, or Young Ermac, or Young Smoke, or Young Noob Saibot, or Young Khameleon, or Young Jax, Codename: EARL, or Young, is the younger cousin of Shaq **(Brazillian)** and wants to grow up and work the Anti-Craig movement. He is too young to understand Kony 2012. He is child.
Craig The Devil

**Craig The Devil** is the main antagonist in Five Nights In H3ll. He is also known for being the inventor of Weegee.

 Species
 First Appearance
 Starting Location

## Appearance

Craig The Devil is the main antagonist in Five Nights In H3ll. He is a red demon with dark red horns and brown eyes. He also has a black shirt. Underneath his black shirt is a really badass tattoo. We can't see it so we don't really know what it is, but it's really badass.

## Behavior

Not much is known about this creature, he will occasionally appear in front of you for some reason.

He loves smoking pot with Alternate Yellow Scorpion (currently makes an appearence) and has several portraits of Muhatma Ghandi.

Has killed several members of the Anti-Craig movement, including Purple Sub-Zero (Deceased).

# Trivia

* Never appeared with Yellow Scorpion
* Was not fairly elected

## Gallerie

Craig as he appears on the first teaser.Craig in the first teaser.An early version of Craig's jumpscare.Craig in the game over screenCraig's full body, and with a transparent background.
Five Nights On The "Private Island"

## General

Five Nights On The "Private Island" is the prequel game to Five Nights In H3ll where you as Matt searching for the entrance to Hell. After hearing rumors of a secret stash of sawdust hidden within Hell, Matt grabs his trusty chainsaw flamethrower and monster bong, and sets out to find the entrance on the "Private Island". This isn't any private island, this is a "Private Island". Every night Matt encounters many strange new antagonists well searching for the entrance. In the end, his quest fails, and he destroys the "Private Island" on night 5.

# Trivia

* There are too many antagonists in this game to even name them
* Yellow Scorpion never appeared here
Bronze Sub-Zero

# Detales

Bronze Sub-Zero, or Bronze Scorpion, or Bronze Reptile, or Bronze Ermac, or Bronze Smoke, or Bronze Noob Saibot, orBronze Khameleon, or Bronze Jax, Codename: EARL, or Bronze, is the cousin of Shaq **(Brazillian)** and is secretly working for the Anti-Craig movement. He was a backer for Kony 2012 and believed it to be the greatest documentary ever made.

# Behavior

He starts in your office, acting as Bronze as Possible "to" aid the player (Paul)

When shaq does his dastardly laugh, Bronze Sub-Zero stops being purple and becomes Satan Bronz"e" Sub-Zero, and stops assisting the (Player)

# Trivia

Bronze le Sub-Zero is the cousing of shaq **(Brazillian)** and son of Yellow Scorpion (Will never make an appearance).

Loves eating cool junkfood when mom and dad aren't home.

Sabotaged the ballot box during the 2020 presidential election, causing Trump to lose the election.

Its currently not known why **Bronze Sub-Zero** is really purple, In the 12nd episode of the 7th season of "The Simpsons' Homer

Never appeared with Yellow Scorpion
Matt

## Overview

Matt is the main protagonist of Five Nights On The "Private Island". He is currently on the hunt for the entrance to Hell in order to get more sawdust for his insane experiments. He is often also seen thinking deeply and theorizing. One of his more crazy moves he does is taking a hit off of The Monster Bong and not exhaling for exactly 12.4837563785 seconds

## General

Matt is a very curious person, often theorizing about the world around him. These theories can range from very possible to insane ramblings. He often uses his wife to test his insane saw-dust experiments, but she's probably okay. He can also become very violent at times. This leads to his rampage on night 5 and the destruction of the "private island", using a chainsaw flamethrower combination to destroy the "private island". He is able to escape the "private island" using a helicopter piloted by none other then Denim Jeans.

## Nicknames

Matt goes by a lot of different nicknames. His sometimes goes by Phone Guy, Matpat, Scott Cawthon, Evil Dirtbag With a Chainsaw (his personal favorite), and Ness. He likely has many identies to keep his sacred saw dust experiments out of the prying eyes of the authorities.

# Trivia

* Does not believe breakfast is important
* His favorite show is Ancient Aliens
* Never appeared with Yellow Scorpion
* Mario is a communionst
Fiona "Pickles" Sorrell

### Episodes

Sally is a Girl; Where you Been, Fassbinder?; My Husband is a Check Grabber; The Sam Pomerantz Scandals; Divorce

Pickles Sorrell is married to Buddy Sorrell, together they have a dog named Larry. Not much is known about her, but she's a former showgirl and a bad cook.

## Section heading

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## Quotes

*"And in my neighborhood, everybody named Fiona is called Pickles."*
"Where there many Fionas in your neighborhood?"
"No. Just me."
Denim Jeans

**Denim Jeans** is yet another damn antagonist in Five Nights in H3LL, but he's really cool trust me, he is the inventor of Craig the Devil, he is most notable for his power to **change the timeline in anyway he pleases**

## Behavior

Despite his godly powers, his physical strength isn't great. This is why he doesn't appear in the game
Keth

# Details

Keth is Paul's poker buddy and roommate in Five Nights in H3LL. he is also known for inventing Dead Sub-Zero. Keth only appears in the novels, rather the games, but is sometimes referenced to in the games.

His most iconic part in the Five Nights in H3LL novel is where Keth ate a bucket of clams and got slapped in the belly by Shaq, causing Keth to puke all over his belly.
Shaq

# Details

**Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal**, known commonly as **Shaq**, is a Secondary Antagonist is Five NIghts In H3ll and an American **(Brazillian)** former professional Football player who is a sports analyst on the television program *Inside the NFL,* he is also a inventor, inventing Satan Freddy and Hell. He is a 4-foot-1-inch and 3.8756-pound center who played for six teams over his 20,000-year career in the National Football League **(Brazillian)** and is a four-time NFL champion. O'Neal is regarded as one of the greatest basketball players and centers of all time.

# Behaviar

Shaq comes through the Special (Secret) Vents, you must type "S-H-A-Q" on you're keyboard when you hear his dastardly laugh (Chocolate Ice **(Brazillian)**).

# Trivia

He constantly has to break up fights between DapperDude and The Mask Hater, his political viewpoints are neutral.

He loves Football **(Brazillian)** and playing with G. I. JOSE **(Brazillian)** action figures while watching MLP (Mexican).

When he lays down on his stomach, he kicks his feet up and down.

He loves watching movies with his cousin, Purple Sub-Zero.

His mom took his phone because he vapes too much and she hates him **(Brazillian)** she took away his phone cause she hates him and he vapes too much and she took away his phone.

Shaq **(Brazillian)** made postivie social media posts in favor of The Supermassive Pig during the time his was running, despite not actually voting for him

Never appeared with Yellow Scorpion
Weegee

> *"Obey Weegee! Destroy Mario!"* - Weegee
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Weegee is a evil clone of Mario who spawned in Luigi Is Missing. His brother is not important. He is known for being the inventor of Valkiyre the Devil. He is freinds with Sanic. He has a large family. For more info on Weegee, please look here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chili%27s In Five Nights In Hell, he is antagonistic Animatronic.

## **Appearence**

Weegee looks like Mario, but he is a clone of him made on the Internet by fools with smaller thumbs.

## **Other appearences in Media**

YouTube Poops

Five Nights At Fortran's (Five Nights At Freddy's mod)

Obey Weegee (Video)

The Croods (Movie)

## **Gallery**

His jumpscare is really scary my mommy kicked the bucket when she saw it with her eye
Corn Alliance Wikia

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Maurice "Buddy" Sorrell

Buddy Sorrell is one of the writers on the Alan Brady Show. He is married to Fiona "Pickles" Sorrell, and has a dog named Larry.

## Buddy Sorrell

### Nicknames

Buddy, Bud, Nutty, Yeuch (by Mel), It (by Mel)

### Relatives

Pickles (wife), Larry (dog), Sally Rogers (coworker, friend), Rob Petrie (coworker, friend), Blackie (brother), mother

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Knock-off Alliances

**Knock-off Alliances** are terrible here on the Corn Alliance Wiki, as they do not help at all. Sometimes, they are made as jokes, other times, they are to vandalize.

## How to Spot a Knock-off

Sometimes, Knock-offs are easy to spot because it is their logo they use as their profile avatar. Other times, it will take more than just looking to spot a knock-off. you may actually have to *read*. If they are in the "Gorn Alliance", then that means it's a knockoff!

You may want to ask someone about, for example, if they're in/created a knock-off alliance. That way, you can notify the Corn/Non-Corn peepz about this knock-off.

## Conclusion

Congratulations! You have completed your training or whatever. Now go outside and drink your damn milk!
New Edinburgh

**New Edinburgh** is the colonial name for Treien when it was under British rule from 1576 to 1849. After 1849, the newly independent Ostrobia removed all references with the name and several buisnesses was renamed. Some places reverted back to the old name in 1920, where Ostrobian nationalism was eased during the aftermath of World War I.
The Anti-Corn Alliance

**The Anti-Corn Alliance** is The Corn Alliance's WOOOOORST enemy. Try to avoid them at all costs.

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Uglyfish63
 **Former Members:**

## How to Spot one

1. They have a green Y as their avatar
2. It's name is "MasterNinja321"

## Trivia

* The Anti-Corn Alliance was started by Dr. Crzzy Dave. However, Dr. CD is now in the Corn Alliance.
The MLG Alliance

**The Mlg Alliance** is a **SUPER MLG PRO DANK** alliance. Everyone in the alliance is **SUPER MLG**.

 **Symbol**
 **Founder**
 **Created**
 **Current Members**
 **Former Members**

### **Common Characteristics of a Member**

* They are **MLG.**

* They are pro at playing **DARUDE - SANDSTORM** on the **HARMONICA.**
* They **LOVE PINK.**
* They **LOVE MEMES.**
* They eat **DORITOS**and drink **MOUNTAIN DEW.**
* They have **MUSTACHES.**
* They **ROAST HATERS.**
* They are **AGAINST THE ILLUMINATI.**

* They may use the **MLG ALLIANCE LOGO** as their avatar.

* They are all-around **BETTER THAN YOU.**
Satan Sanic

> *"Gotta go EVIL!"* - Satan Sanic
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Satan Sanic is evil antagonist in Five Nights In Hell. He is out there.

## About

Satan Sanic is baically a recolor of Sanic, who is a parody of Sonic.

He is very evil and cool and stuff.

His origin story his found here : https://youtu.be/QTvfBcyjuzE?list=PLp\_QjQrNPo6ZD9JegzS\_7VoNdy2VfSu4Z
Federal Council

The **Federal Council** is Ostrobia's upper house in Ostrobia's bicameral legislature. It is represented by representees of a state. The Federal Council has been in operation since 1922 when Ostrobia switched from a unicameral to a bicameral system. The representatives are chosen by state elections every four years, usually one year after a federal election. The Federal Council has powers to reject any bill and vest significant power, making them a hybrid of the US styled bicameralism and the Westminster system. However the Federal Council's purpose is to represent the intrests of state government, rather than directly.

The Federal Council is elected directly by the people during a Federal Election.

There are currently 47 state-generals in total, covering large amounts of territory.

## Composition

The Federal Council comprises of 47 delegates from each state which is largely done by merging two or more counties together to form an state general district.

### Current Composition

After the 2017 Federal Election, the current members are:

 UOCP
 Liberals
 Greens
The Corn Army

The Corn Army is a game founded by A plant. It is based on the constant war between the Corn Alliance and the Rainbow Alliance.

## Levels

You gain levels throughout the level if you defeat a certain amount of Rainbow Troopers. They can be used to unlock features.

### Farm

*Main article: Corn Farm*

The Farm is unlocked when you reach level 2. The farm is basically a shop where you buy weapons and armor.

### Corn Engineering Facility

*Main article: Corn Engineering Facility*

The Corn Engineering Facility is unlocked when you reach level 10. It is used to upgrade your weapons.

### Corn Strength Test

*Main article: Corn Strength Test*
The Corn Strength Test is unlocked when you reach level 20. It is used to upgrade your armor.

### Corn Alchemy

*Main article: Corn Alchemy*

The Corn Alchemy is unlocked when you reach level 35. It is used to unlock abilities.

### Corn Training

*Main article: Corn Training*

The Corn Training is unlocked when you reach level 50. It is used to upgrade abilities.
Liberal Party

Leader
 Founded
 Spectrum
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The **Liberal Party** (often abbreviated as **LP**) is Ostrobia's third largest party by seats in Parliament. It was formed in October 1946 by the former head, Richard S. Baile, with support from a number of local governments. It was formed in order to replace the old Liberal Party, which in Baile's own words was 'not liberal in the slightest, not willing to cooperate, too conservative for the typical centre-rightist taste'. Its leader Samuel Raick was the former deputy prime minister from the 2009 Federal Election to 2013 Federal Election in the SDP-Liberal Coalition, when replaced by Jo Lutz. Favouring a 'limited free market' approach to economics, the party was still minor through the 1985 and 1990 Parliaments, but in 1996 the party jumped to majority, winning 8 seats and getting its first PM under a Liberal government, Sara Walston. However the outcome of 9/11 and increased fear of terrorism, and the Liberal Party's lack of response against the threat of terrorism and the party's resentment against the War on Terror after Parliament favoured it, made the party loose popularity, however they remain the third largest party, competing with the Social Democratic Party and the Union of Conservative Parties

The man featured in the logo is Bruthar Sergi Bromwin, the Ostrobian national hero. His writings shown that he is a firm supporter of liberalism in Ostrobia.

They are currently in the Federal Government with a coalition with the Social Democratic Party
Thunet railway station

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*Thunet'* **railway station** is a station that serves Thunet, New North Wales on the Prethenian Mainline. It is managed and operated by Prethenian State Railway but Great Ostrobian Railway and Southwestern Domestic services also operate there as well.

Southern Direct services passthrough trains in this station without stopping.

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Satan Freddy

**Satan Freddy**,or **Stanley Marcus**, is one of the main Protagonists in Five Nights In Hell. He is also known for being the inventor of Pee Pee the Chef. He began as a Antisemetist living in Pennsylvania before he was arrested and killed in prison. He is the Antisemetic counterpart of Freddy Fazbear.  He is a Antisemetic bear that works for Craig The Devil and is supposedly his Right-Hand man, meaning he gives him handjobs under the table, though it's more likely to be Jelqer or Man.

## Behavior

While Satan Freddy hasn't been born in the continuity yet, he began moving on Year 3 and will start at the Evil Show Stage. He will leave after Skinhead Bonnie and NeoNazi Chica have left, similar to his counterpart in the original *Five Nights at Freddy's* game. He will also appear in the Docking Station before entering the office. His other locations have not been decided yet,

## Trivia

I'm losing my shit. Throwaway account for obvious reasons but I can't focus in class. I hate hormones, I'm too damn horny all the time. This hot as fuck guy sits near me in class and I don't know what to do because half the time I want to hump my desk and moan to get him to notice me but obviously that's not a good idea.

Never appeared with Yellow Scorpion
Treien Hudston Bay Station

**Treien Hudston Bay Station** is the largest railway station in Ostrobia, located in the Hudston Bay area of Treien near Athwald Street and Britannia Park. It is connected to Metrolink's City, Haswell and Grustanasberg lines, as well as OBR services to the country's north and north east. It has 17 platforms, making it Treien's second largest railway station after Treien Victoria with 20 platforms.

## See Also

* Treien Hamlewood - the western and south western gateway to Treien
* Treien Victoria - the south eastern and the eastern gateway to Treien
* Treien Wilesden - the NNW - Holmes gateway to Treien

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National Monuments of Ostrobia

The **National Monuments of Ostrobia** is a series of monuments in Ostrobia of national importance. This includes monuments comemorating Ostrobian nationalism, independence or war. These also include musuems or buildings with national importance.

## List of Monuments

### Treien

* New Edinburgh Docks
* Tower of Liberty - including the Eternal Flame of Liberty
* Tollsbury Monument
* Memorial Square
* Feratshey Square
* Marshall Hemlock Square

### Seblo

* Gijenveld site
* North Quay Historical Site
* Crossroads settlement
* Monument for the Ostrobian Frontier
* Wall of Memory
* Feratshey Musuem

### New North Wales

* Statue of Arrath
* Cathedral of Light - Eden
* Orlando Docks
* Eden Old Town
* Austin Prison

### Maine

* Grijenveld Historical Site
* Bay of Newcastle
* Red Beach Docks
* Scottish Memorial in Maine
* Kalkar Memorial
* Kryian Crypt
Cities of Ostrobia

A **city** is one of the local governments in Ostrobia. All Ostrobian cities are chartered cities which control itself via the city government, in accordance to the local LGA government and the higher state government. The Ostrobian Local Government Act specifies the structure and powers of the cities.

Cities are entitled to have at least one representative in parliament. The cities are split in to three subgroups: first tier, second tier and third tier. Cities have the power to take, purchase, receive, hold, lease, convey and dispose of real and personal property for its general interests, condemn private property for public use, contract and be contracted, sue and exercise all the powers conferred to it by Parliament. Only an Act of Parliament can create or amend a city charter.
Tollsbury Circus

**Tollsbury Circus** is a walled off complex in West Roystery, Treien that houses several government offices including the Vernestag (the Prime Minister's residence), the Parliament House, Tollsbury Square, the FISO headquarters, the Michael James building and the Federal Police headquarters. The iconic walls were built in 1920, after World War I and the civil war, as a methord to keep rebels out of government buildings. This proved effective until World War II, however anti-aircraft guns were mounted at each side of the wall. After WW2, armed guards or some cases during terrorist attacks, the military would patrol the perimeter of the wall to this day.

Contary to popular belief, it is not impossible to visit Tollsbury Circus. Tours are available every weekend to Parliament House and Tollsbury Square, however high security measures are implemented behind the walls. The nearest station is International in the River and Airport and City lines or Victoria in the City, Airport and City, River and OBR.
Sally and the Lab Technician

Laura talks Rob into setting up his co-worker Sally Rogers with Laura's lab technician cousin Thomas Edson.

## Plot

Rob and Laura discuss Sally never having been married. Rob's theory is that Sally's quick wit and matching tongue intimidate most men. Laura, on the other hand, thinks that Sally and her mild mannered cousin Thomas Edson, a lab technician, would be perfect for each other. Despite Rob thinking it a bad idea, Laura plans a dinner party for the four of them so that Sally and Thomas can meet. But true to form, Sally, during the party, can't help but make one wisecrack after another, many of those at Thomas' expense. After the fact, Sally, realizing that she didn't make a good impression, is depressed about ruining a good chance with an eligible bachelor.

## Cast & Characters

### Main

* Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
* Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
* Larry Mathews: Richie Petrie
* Rose Marie: Sally Rogers
* Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

### Supporting

* Eddie Firestone: Thomas Edson
* Jamie Farr: Delivery Boy

### Mentioned

* Alan Brady
* Pickles Sorrell

## Appearances

### Locations

* Petrie House (Dinning Room, Living Room)
* Writers' Office

## Quotes

"*Can I feed the turtle?
Richie, the turtle died a year ago!
Oh, yeah, I forgot.*"
―Richie and Laura
"*Oh, thanks a lump.*"
―Buddy
"*How do you know? I'm Sally Rogers. Are you still single?*"
―Sally
"*Sally, this is my cousin, Thomas Edson.
Thomas* Edson*?
Oh, no...
Well, you did a great job on that light bulb, Tom!*"
―Laura, Sally, and Rob
"*You see, Miss Rogers, your body-
Well, look, if you're gonna talk about my body, you'd better call me Sally.
I didn't mean your body, Miss Rogers. I was talking about the human body.
Human body?! What am I, a kangaroo?!*"
―Thomas and Sally
LGA Expansion

The **LGA Expansion** was an initiative to make local government in Ostrobia more consistent and better-equipped. This was achieved by merging and reworking some urban local government areas. Most rural areas were, however, unaffected by the changes. These became official in Treien on January 22, 2016, Seblo on February 1, 2016, Dardly on April 23, 2016, Aranley on June 6, 2016 and the state of Alnet on October 8, 2016.

## In Treien

* The former council areas of Williamsville and Osteyen were merged to become the new Riverlands Council.
* The former council areas of Ulteal, Tyskasi, and Ystikal were merged to become the new City of South Treien.
* The former council area of Dijen was merged into the City of Banksdijen.
* Channon Island was shifted from the City of Treien into the City of Hamlewood.

## In Seblo

* The former council areas of Banning and Trecenia were merged to become the new Special City of Eastland.
* *others...*

## In Dardly

* The former council area of Broxbourne, Ymityaal, Pottersbrook and Brubressent was split from the City of Eastern Dardly to form the City of South Eastern Dardly
* The LGA name of 'Possemijer' was changed to 'Possemyer' marking the end of the use of 'ij' in Ostrobian names

## In Aranley

* The former council areas of Surrey, Surrey East and Surrey Heights were merged to become the new City of Surrey
* The former council area of Westkerk and Kerkside were merged to become the new Kerk Council

## In Alnet

* The former council area of St. Vincent was changed from a shire to a farmwood, following updated requirements for farmwood status (its population was deemed too small for a shire).
Central Holmes

**Central Holmes** is a subregion of Holmes which covers Middleslanns, Helbeno and the majority of Holmes farmland in the central area. Central Holmes largest city and the most important is Middleslanns which acts as a state capital on its own right. Central Holmes also covers a tiny portion of Western Holmes, the rest of Western Holmes is covered under some parts of Oppingdon and Tholo counties in New North Wales.

Central Holmes and Eastern Holmes has a huge cultural distinction between each other and for that reason, tension exists between the two sides. Central Holmers believe that the Holmes state is controlled by Dardly even though Middleslanns is closer to Treien than is Dardly which is one of the main reasons behind granting Central Holmes statehood.

## History

Central Holmes was dominated under the Ostrobian kingdom until the Stratoherrans advanced on to Central Holmes. In 1656, Central Holmes was regained by the Ostrobians. Most of Central Holmes inhabitants were Ostrobians and barely any Stratoherrans lived on the lands.

## Legacy

The Ostrobian Statistics Office views Central Holmes and Eastern Holmes as two distinct entities but it is listed as Holmes (West) and Holmes (East) respectively as per decision of the Ministry of Federal State Affairs.

Central Holmes is listed under the North Western Development Partnership instead of the Eastern Development Partnership, however the same case is used for Bruthar Sergi Bromwin and Helen Hozacky.

Central Holmes media coverage is distinct with ICE Central Holmes and RTVS Heart-of-Holmes TV with ICE Central Holmes Today and RTVS Heart of Holmes News covered.
My Blonde-Haired Brunette

Laura resorts to dying her hair blonde when the romance in her marriage to Rob seems to be fading.

## Plot

A series of events occur that make Laura believe that Rob no longer sees her as the beautiful, young and lovable wife she hopes she still is. Rob eventually sees that Laura is upset, but she won't tell him why. Rob asks Buddy and Sally for advice, and they collectively come to the conclusion that perhaps Rob is not paying enough attention to her. Laura turns to Millie, who thinks that Laura has to spice up their marriage every once in while by doing something different and daring, like dying her hair blonde. Once Laura does the deed, she's sorry she did it and tries to hide the fact of her new bleached state before Rob comes home and sees his new and perhaps not better wife.

## Cast & Characters

### Main

* Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
* Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
* Larry Mathews: Richie Petrie
* Rose Marie: Sally Rogers
* Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
* Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Helper

### Mentioned

* Alan Brady
* Jerry Helper
* Pickles Sorrell
* Clara Petrie
* Mrs. Meehan
* Charlie
* Woodrow Glimpshire
* Mrs. Glimpshire
* Herman
* Phil

## Appearances

### Locations

* Petrie House (Rob and Laura's Bedroom, Kitchen, Dinning Room, Living Room)
* Drugstore

## Notes

### Did You Know?

* This is Mary Tyler Moore's favorite episode.
* Although "My Blonde-Haired Brunette" was the ninth episode filmed during the first season, it was the second episode to be aired. Carl Reiner was so impressed with Moore's rapid development that he wanted to showcase her in an episode as soon as possible.

## Quotes

"*Well, I guess I'll just have to have breakfast alone again...
[Sleepily] No, wait for me, honey, I'll eat with you.
When? In two hours? Rob, if I wait 'till 11:00 I'll faint!
Good idea.*"
―Laura and Rob
"*Good morning, honey. How's my old lady?
What did you say?
I said 'How's my old lady?'
Well, I don't know. I haven't to your MOTHER lately, but I'M fine!*"
―Rob and Laura
"*What was the beef about?
I don't know. We didn't fight long enough for me to find out!
Oh, one of those. 'And if you don't know- [both] -I'm certainly not gonna tell you!'*"
―Buddy and Rob
"*Have you insulted your mother-in-law lately?
No! I love my mother-in-law. I never insult her.
That's just it! You're neglecting the old bat!*"
―Buddy and Rob
"*Did you take the garbage out?
Every night!
More important, have you taken HER out?
Almost as often as the garbage.*"
―Sally, Rob, and Buddy
"*Tally ho!
Holy tal!*"
―Sally and Buddy
Ostrobian National League

The **Ostrobian National League** is the highest league for football clubs in Ostrobia. Historically, the league has often ranked in the top 10 UEFA leagues, and as of mid-2016 it is ranked sixth. The professional National League was founded in 1958, though there had been football clubs in Ostrobia since 1895, and amateur football championships since 1920. There are 20 teams in the National League.
Hudston Bay Transit Corporation

The **Hudston Bay Transit Corporation** is a company that runs and manages the Treien bus services, Metrolink, Treien LRT, Treien Orbital Railway and later NNW Rail (TOR and NNW Rail is owned by OBR Enginering). It was founded in 1957. It is listed as *HBT* on the Treien Stock Exchange.

## Fare system

HBTC services use a standard fare system, whether ferries, buses or Metrolink. In general, a zonal fare is used, from 1 to 7, as such:

* 1 - CBD, City of Industry, Hamlewood, Victoria
* 2 - Manly, Banksdijen, Rysalbyen, Myrty Bay, Roystery, Wilesden
* 3 - Dansieg, Haswell (central), Alieheim, Konopi, Uresbar, Hatfield-on-Sea
* 4 - Stony (inc. Airport), Furty, Allemange, Chinatown, Ystikal, Tyskasi, Uresbar
* 5 - Ysytina, Jervis, Argos-Uryu, Stratford
* 6 - Oldbury, Edmonton, Caster Gale, Baywarten, Maraton
* 7 - Noley, Edgitth, Olesk, Elementaron
* DA (Designated Access) - Etusk (Worldport only)

In general, fares are amounted by the **number of zones crossed**. If one crosses from zone 7 to zone 3, that is 5 zones crossed, and the fare is charged accordingly. All these fares are in Ostrobian dollars:
Oh How We Met on the Night That We Danced

When Rob and Laura find Rob's old Army boots in their closet, they tell Richie about the day they met.

## Plot

After Laura finds some of Rob's old army clothes while she is cleaning up, she and Rob reminisce about the time that they met when he was an army sergeant and she was a dancer in the USO, and how he broke her toes quickly after that meeting. For Rob, it was love at first sight, he even stating to his friend Sol that he was going to marry her. But for Laura, it was dislike at first sight. Using his position as the show's MC, Rob was able to become chummy with Laura's dance partner, surprised on stage in more ways than one.

## Cast & Characters

### Main

* Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
* Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
* Larry Mathews: Richie Petrie

### Supporting

* Marty Ingels: Sol Pomeroy
* Glenn Turnbull: Mark Mullen
* Nancy Ames: Marcia Rochelle
* Jennifer Gillespie: Ellen Helper
* Pat Tribble: Dancing Girl
New Television

**New Television** is a commercial TV channel in Ostrobia. It is founded in 1982. It operates on channel 5 where 1, 2 and 4 is used by ICE Network and Channel 3 is used by RTV, making it the fifth channel to operate in Freeview, it is followed byChannel 6.

New Television is owned by Justin Vermeer since 2007.

## Programming

### News

   New Television broadcasts two main news segments throughout the weekday, *14* and *19* which features news, current events, sports and weather.

### Game shows

New Television broadcasts several game shows, the most famous being Ring the Bell, where contestants have to do tasks and ring the bell when they've finished these.

### Sports

New Television aquired the rights for the broadcasting of the Ostrobian National League in 2015.
Baywarten Railway Station

**Baywarten railway station** serves the town of Baywarten in New North Wales. It is located on the Western Mainline between Treien Hamlewood and Seblo Central.

## Facilities

The station has two waiting rooms and two sets of toilets on Platforms 1 & 2. They also hold a small cafe at the bottom of the stairs. The station has another small cafe in the old station buildigns as well as a ticket office. There are two modern touch screen ticket machines at the front of the booking office and secure cycle storage is next to the station buildings. It has automatic ticket barriers. There is only two platforms; one on the down slow and the up slow lane whereas the fast lanes are for High Speed and freight use.

## Services

Treien to Ostrobia Beigen
 Etusk | Southwestern Domestic
Treien to Ostrobia Beigen