Charlie Hates Vikkstar

**Charlie Hates Vikkstar** is a film in the TCMCU. The fifth film released in the series, it came out on the 27th of October 2022, premiering at 7:00 PM BST. The protagonist is Charlie Crompton and the antagonist is Vikkstar.

## Plot

### Opening

Charlie says that he sure hopes he won't get run over by Vikkstar on a bike whilst he is standing in the middle of a nondescript road in the countryside. Immediately afterwards, he is ran over, by Vikkstar on a bike. The opening credits then roll.

### December 2021

Charlie states, whilst standing in McDonalds, that he loves food so much because he is really fat. Max Verstappen then propositions Charlie to have intimate sex in the bathroom where he is very dominant, after commenting that he looked really fat that day. Charlie accepts his offer.

### 5 Dominant Minutes Later

Charlie comments that Max was very dominant, with Max crediting that to his enormous cock, to which Charlie agrees, especially considering anything is big compared to his 1mm knob (0.0394 inches in American). Charlie invites Max to his Crack Den, and Max agrees to go, since it's not like he was planning on dying or anything that day.

### Charlie's Crack Den

The two discuss a plan to kill Vikkstar. Charlie will walk through the front door of Vikkstar Tower, whilst Max parachutes down to the 68th floor from the opposite building. After meeting up, they will kill Vikkstar and parachute off the Penthouse to safety. Max comments that this sounds like a plan where nothing could go wrong.

### Vikkstar Tower

Charlie enters the lobby and tells Vikkstar (through some sort of unseen communication device, or magic) and then shoots a Guard. He shoots more guards, some from above, and one where he backflips over them and shoots them from behind when they try to sneak on him. He tells Max that the alarm has been triggered and that he is coming up now.

### Vikkstar Tower - 68th Floor

Max informs Charlie that Lewis Hamilton is there to protect Vikkstar, but that he will kill Lewis whilst Charlie kills Vikkstar. Charlie wishes Max luck and leaves. The screen fades to black as Lewis enters.

### Vikkstar Tower - 69th Floor

Charlie tells Vikkstar, who is still sitting on top of his bike, that he has come to kill him. He holds up his pistol and shoots 3 times. After he is unaffected, Charlie says "What the hell, why won't you die?", and after that there is a flash of light and then Vikkstar's true Godly form is revealed - he is floating on top of a lightning cloud and tells Charlie he cannot hope to kill a God, and that he should give it up and die. He then shoots a laser blast out of his eyes at Charlie causing an explosion which knocks him over. Vikkstar tells him to accept his fate and stop trying to resist, to which Charlie says "Fuck you Vikkstar". Vikkstar reiterates that Charlie cannot hope to kill a God, especially since he is there on the masses wishes, and that killing him would just bring ruin to the world. Charlie asks if it looks like he gives a fuck, and fires at Vikkstar again. The bullet seems to kill him, as there is a splatter of blood on his face. Charlie tells Vikkstar to get fucked. Max calls to Charlie for help, saying that Lewis is too much for him to handle on his ow- but is cut short by the sound of a gunshot. Charlie says "Oh shit" and seems to be concerned for a moment, but then comments that he was a bit to dominant-y in that bathroom anyway. He then gets ready to parachute out of the building. In the credits, it is shown that Max was indeed shot by Lewis, and that Charlie escaped by parachute.

## Credits

### Cast

Charlie Crompton

Max Verstappen

Lewis Hamilton

Vikkstar

### Music

Intro and Outro - Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood & the Destroyers

Penthouse Fight - Encounter: Metal Gear Solid

### Producers

TCM Studios

Sexy Saxon Studios *(In Association With)*

Brazzers *(In Association With)*

## Continuity

- In Ben Likes Kids, Lee mentions that it was too bad that Charlie was bonneted by Vikkstar in a conversation with Lewis Hamilton.

- This apparently takes place during December 2021, however in Lee Likes Kids 2, it is mentioned that Lewis Hamilton is struggling in the 2022 season due to Max being a big gay. This means that it takes place before Lee Likes Kids 2, meaning Max is already dead by this point. This raises the question: is this a Max from an alternate timeline?

- Charlie's Crack Den was first seen in Lee Likes Kids 2.