Spaghetti Man

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Spaghetti Man is a fairly weak *Artworldian* with a fairly limited set of abilities and below average speed and fighting skills.

**Abilities**

Spaghetti Man has a decent set of abilities that he can use at short and long ranges.

**Spaghetti Types**

Spaghetti Man has the ability to use different types of spaghetti for different uses. Spaghetti Man has three different Spaghetti types that he can use. The first type is regular spaghetti with red sauce, which doesn't deal much damage. The second type of spaghetti has green sauce and heals allies and enemies when they touch it. The third type of spaghetti had black sauce, and explodes on impact with enemies or allies on contact. He can place the healing spaghetti and the explosive spaghetti down, and it will stay active no matter how far Spaghetti Man goes away from it. The explosive spaghetti will not activate when Spaghetti Man touches it, but if it explodes near him, Spaghetti Man will take some damage.

**Appearance**

Spaghetti Man is a 6' 3'' blonde man with a curled red moustache. Spaghetti Man wears a orange short sleeved collared shirt and a red shirt wrapped around his waist. Spaghetti Man also has a pair of black sweat pants and a pair of tennis shoe boots for intense terrain.

**Early Life (March 1964)**

Spaghetti Man was born March 18th, 1964. Spaghetti Man was immediately put into a adoption home and stayed their for the majority of his childhood. He attended the school in the adoption home, and went through all the way to middle school without problems. Spaghetti Man wasn't able to get through high school, and left the adoption agency in 1982.

**Adult Life (May 1984)**

Spaghetti Man went to a loan agency, and applied for a loan to buy a house that he had seen on a walk. Spaghetti Man was able to get a loan, and bought the house with it. Spaghetti Man moved in, and eventually got settled in his new house. Spaghetti Man went to sleep and suddenly woke up in his own house confused.

**Superb Spaghetti (May 1984)**

Spaghetti Man walked through his house, and looked at all the things around him. He reached out to touch a vase, when he heard a humming sound. Spaghetti Man stopped and turned toward the humming sound. Spaghetti Man walked out of his house into a nearby field, curious to see what the humming was. Spaghetti Man turned and was suddenly surrounded by blackberry bushes. Spaghetti Man started to get panicked, but then he heard a twig snap behind him. Spaghetti Man turned around, and suddenly, Spaghetti Man woke up. Spaghetti Man was just dreaming the whole thing. Spaghetti Man gagged violently and rolled out of bed. Spaghetti Man ran out of his room and tripped over a table and fell on his face. Spaghetti Man started crawling to the kitchen while screaming. Once Spaghetti Man was in the kitchen, he got up and found a box of cereal. Spaghetti Man grabbed the box and started eating the corner of the box. Spaghetti Man went back to his room and tripped over a shoe and fell face first into the corner of his mattress. Spaghetti Man got up and ate another piece of the box. Suddenly, Spaghetti Man heard a humming sound. Spaghetti Man recognized it from his dream, and curiously walked out of his room and out of his house. Spaghetti Man walked into the field he had dreamt of, and eventually saw the blackberry bushes. Spaghetti Man fell to his stomach and started crawling towards the sound. Spaghetti Man eventually saw someone in an all black morph suit with a bird mask and a clock dangling from a chain. Spaghetti Man wondered what the man was doing, when suddenly the man fell to his knees and hands, and started crawling at Spaghetti Man. Spaghetti Man screamed in a high pitched voice and started running away. The man with the clock swung his clock, and said nighty night. Suddenly, Spaghetti Man fell down and went to sleep. Spaghetti Man walked around his house, and went to the kitchen to get some breakfast. Suddenly, Spaghetti Man wasn’t hungry, and he realized that he had already rated breakfast. Spaghetti Man woke up, and turned to face the man. The man laughed and said that Spaghetti Man must have realized that he was in a dream. Spaghetti Man made a shriek-like sound, and the man looked at Spaghetti Man funny. The man said never mind, and told Spaghetti Man that his name was *Dr. Sleep*, and he was able to put people to sleep using his watch. Spaghetti Man made a massive gasping sound, and started backing away from *Dr. Sleep* slowly. *Dr. Sleep* told Spaghetti Man to get his ass back there boy, and started running at Spaghetti Man. Spaghetti Man screamed and ran away. *Dr. Sleep* chases Spaghetti Man all the way to the edge of the field. Spaghetti Man jumped over a large crater, and *Dr. Sleep* fell into the crater. Spaghetti Man turned around and laughed at *Dr. Sleep* for falling down. *Dr. Sleep* told Spaghetti Man to shut up. Spaghetti Man pulled a bundle of spaghetti with black sauce. Spaghetti Man threw the spaghetti in front of *Dr. Sleep*. *Dr. Sleep* stepped on the spaghetti, and the spaghetti exploded. *Dr. Sleep* fell over and Spaghetti Man was bending over with one hand on his knee laughing. Spaghetti Man walked back to his house and started walking to his room. Spaghetti Man accidentally tripped over a couch and fell onto his floor. Spaghetti Man started having a seizure, and screamed.

Spaghetti Man walked out of his house and walked into a field. Spaghetti Man started walking down a path, when *Sir Salsa* appeared and slapped Spaghetti Man in the face. Spaghetti Man started to cry, and *Sir Salsa* yelled at Spaghetti Man and called him a little bitch. *Sir Salsa* ran around Spaghetti Man, and told Spaghetti Man to get up and fight him. Spaghetti Man curled into a ball and started crying. Suddenly, a molecule teleported next to *Sir Salsa*. The molecule called *Sir Salsa* a bitch and shot him with a pistol. The molecule told Spaghetti Man to stop crying, and to listen. Spaghetti Man sniffled and stopped crying. The molecule told Spaghetti Man that he was *Big Molecule*, and there was a great evil coming, and Spaghetti Man needed to gather a team to fight the evil. Spaghetti Man whimpered and started crying again. *Big Molecule* told Spaghetti man to shut the hell up, and Spaghetti Man stopped crying. *Big Molecule* told Spaghetti Man that he would help him, but they needed to gather a team. Spaghetti Man started grunting, saying that he didn’t know anyone. *Big Molecule* told Spaghetti Man that he didn’t understand a single thing he said. Spaghetti Man grunted at *Big Molecule* and looked at him. *Big Molecule* told Spaghetti Man that he needed to find people quickly. Spaghetti Man grunted and threw his hand in the air at *Big Molecule*. *Big Molecule* told Spaghetti Man to gather the group. *Big Molecule* disappeared and Spaghetti Man started walking back to his house. Spaghetti Man walked back into his house, and looked at his kitchen. Spaghetti Man saw *Sir Salsa* in the kitchen about to open a jar of salsa. Spaghetti Man grunted angrily at *Sir Salsa*, and *Sir Salsa* told Spaghetti Man to shut up. Spaghetti Man ran over to *Sir Salsa* and tried to punch him. *Sir Salsa* dodged the attack, and *Sir Salsa* hit Spaghetti Man in the stomach. Spaghetti Man fell onto the floor and started whining, and *Sir Salsa* called Spaghetti Man a little shit. Suddenly, *Big Molecule* appeared. *Big Molecule* said to watch him pull out the piece, and *Big Molecule* shot *Sir Salsa* with a pistol. *Sir Salsa* said fuck you to Spaghetti Man and *Big Molecule*, and said that he was staying anyway. *Big Molecule* flew down to Spaghetti Man and told him not to worry, and *Big Molecule* had sent someone to help Spaghetti Man. Spaghetti Man started having a seizure, and Spaghetti man fell asleep.

Spaghetti Man woke up and screamed violently. Spaghetti Man got up but caught his foot in the blankets and face planted. Spaghetti Man looked up at a poster of a fat man, and screamed at it. Spaghetti Man managed to get to his kitchen and grabbed a plastic container of coffee. Spaghetti Man grabbed a handful, stuffed it in his mouth and violently chewed it. Spaghetti Man walked out of his kitchen to a small couch outside of his room. Spaghetti Man sat on his couch, and *Ad Jones* said that it was tough wasn’t it. Spaghetti Man looked next to him and saw a man sitting next to him. The man introduced himself to Spaghetti Man as *Ad Jones*. Spaghetti Man jumped up and got scared. Spaghetti Man ran away, and *Ad Jones* sighed. Spaghetti Man ran back into his room, and shut the door. Spaghetti Man sighed and looked behind him. Spaghetti Man saw *Ad Jones*, and *Ad Jones* said that it wasn’t that easy. Spaghetti Man screamed and ran out of the room. *Ad Jones* laughed and said that he would just keep following him. Spaghetti Man stopped, and walked back into the room. Spaghetti Man stopped, and *Ad Jones* told him that he was here to help. Spaghetti Man sat down, and *Ad Jones* told him that he was called to Spaghetti Man by *Big Molecule*. Spaghetti Man sighed, and *Ad Jones* said that he wasn’t so bad. *Ad Jones* said that he would prove it to Spaghetti Man. *Ad Jones* teleported behind Spaghetti Man, and told him that he had the ability to teleport. Spaghetti Man sat down in a ball and started crying. *Ad Jones* looked at Spaghetti Man and sighed. Spaghetti Man rolled over to his side and started crying. *Ad Jones* walked over to Spaghetti Man and asked if he could make Spaghetti Man trust him. Spaghetti Man fell asleep. Spaghetti Man woke up the next day with a blanket on him, and saw *Ad Jones* sleeping in a chair. Spaghetti Man thought about it, and decided he could trust *Ad Jones*. *Ad Jones* woke up and told Spaghetti Man that he was happy that he could prove himself. Spaghetti Man fell over onto *Ad Jones*, then he had a seizure. *Ad Jones* sighed and said that they had to hurry, and stop the evil force. Spaghetti Man was having a seizure, and *Ad Jones* was sitting up and breathing heavily. Spaghetti Man was able to stop having a seizure, and *Sir Salsa* appeared. *Ad Jones* and Spaghetti Man got ready to fight. *Sir Salsa* threw a handful of spice powder at Spaghetti Man’s eyes, blinding him. Spaghetti Man tried to rub the power off his eyes and fell to the floor. *Ad Jones* said that he could defeat *Sir Salsa*. Sir Salsa laughed and threw more spice powder, but *Ad Jones* disappeared. Suddenly, *Ad Jones* held *Sir Salsa* in a headlock until he went unconscious. *Ad Jones* grabbed a wet towel and wiped the spicy powder off Spaghetti Man’s face. Spaghetti Man sat up and screamed. *Ad Jones* asked what was wrong, then Spaghetti Man fell over and had another seizure on the floor. *Ad Jones* sighed and said he guessed Spaghetti Man was just born like that.

Spaghetti Man woke up on the floor, and started crawling to his door. Spaghetti Man pulled himself up with his door, then walked out of his room. Spaghetti Man tripped over a couch *Ad Jones* was sleeping on and fell onto the floor. Spaghetti Man started crying and *Ad Jones* asked what was happening. Spaghetti Man pulled himself into the kitchen and grabbed some cereal. Spaghetti Man ate a chunk off of the box, and ran back to his room. While running, he tripped and fell onto the floor. Spaghetti Man sat on the floor crying until *Ad Jones* walked in and told him to get up. Spaghetti Man stopped crying and started getting up. Suddenly, *Big Molecule* flew through Spaghetti Man’s window and hit Spaghetti Man. Spaghetti Man started crying. Spaghetti Man got up and rubbed his head, then *Ad Jones* told him that they should train to fight the evil force. Spaghetti Man nodded, so Spaghetti Man and *Ad Jones* started walking to the kitchen when a mysterious man was in Spaghetti Man’s fridge. The man picked up a gallon of *Bone Juic*e and started chugging it. The man turned to face Spaghetti Man and *Ad Jones*. The man burped and asked what they wanted. *Ad Jones* asked him who he was, and the man said that he was *Bone Man*. *Ad Jones* asked why *Bone Man* was here, and *Bone Man* told him that he was hired to kill Spaghetti Man. *Ad Jones* teleported behind *Bone Man*, but *Bone Man* smacked *Ad Jones* with his *Bone Juice*. Spaghetti Man ran at *Bone Man*, but *Bone Man* was able to throw his *Bone Juice* carton at Spaghetti Man, which made Spaghetti Man fall to the ground and start crying. Spaghetti Man put a bundle of spaghetti with black sauce behind *Bone Man*. *Bone Man* stepped on the black sauce spaghetti, and exploded. Spaghetti Man started getting up, and *Ad Jones* walked over and bent over while breathing heavily. Spaghetti Man patted *Ad Jones* back, then fell over onto the floor and had a seizure. *Ad Jones* sighed and pulled Spaghetti Man back into his room. *Ad Jones* fell over onto his butt when he finally got Spaghetti Man into his room. *Ad Jones* told Spaghetti Man that he would be back.

Spaghetti Man woke up on his floor. Spaghetti Man rubbed his head and looked around his room. Spaghetti Man came out of his room and looked over at *Ad Jones*, who was asleep on the couch. Spaghetti Man hit the corner of a table and tripped over the table. Spaghetti Man started getting up, and *Ad Jones* woke up from the sound of Spaghetti Man hitting the ground. Spaghetti Man started walking to the kitchen and started looking for the cereal box. *Ad Jones* asked why Spaghetti Man only ate the box. Spaghetti Man looked at *Ad Jones* confused, so *Ad Jones* took the box, opened it, and grabbed a handful of cereal. *Ad Jones* held the cereal out to Spaghetti Man, and when Spaghetti Man took it and ate it, Spaghetti Man fell over. Spaghetti Man grabbed the cereal box and started eating handful after handful of cereal. Suddenly, a loud sound came from Spaghetti Man’s room. *Ad Jones* and Spaghetti Man looked at each other and started walking slowly into the room. Spaghetti Man looked around the room and didn’t see anything. Spaghetti Man walked in and looked around confused. Suddenly, Spaghetti Man saw his computer shake. Spaghetti Man walked over to the computer, and slowly opened it. A loud voice yelled surprise, which made Spaghetti Man fall over and cry. Spaghetti Man started getting up, and *Ad Jones* asked what the man wanted. The man laughed and said that he just wanted Spaghetti Man dead. *Ad Jones* sighed, and closed the computer. The man popped out of the computer and punched *Ad Jones* backward into a wall. The man ran at Spaghetti Man and pulled out a knife. The man tried to slice Spaghetti Man, but Spaghetti Man dodged the attack, and tackled the man to the ground. The man was able to stab Spaghetti Man in the leg, and Spaghetti Man reeled backward and fell down. The man was about to stab Spaghetti Man again, when *Ad Jones* teleported behind the man and grabbed him into a chokehold. The man retreated back into the computer. *Ad Jones* looked at Spaghetti Man and asked if he was ok. Spaghetti Man nodded, and grabbed a bundle of spaghetti with green sauce. Spaghetti Man put the green sauce spaghetti on his leg, and it started to heal. *Ad Jones* asked if Spaghetti Man had that the whole time. The man popped back out of the computer and laughed. The man said that they could never beat the invincible *Video Man*. *Video Man* laughed, and then pulled his knife out again. *Video Man* noticed Spaghetti Man was healed, and *Video Man* asked how Spaghetti Man healed his wound. *Ad Jones* ran at *Video Man*, but *Video Man* ran away into the computer. Ad Jones teleported behind Spaghetti Man after a few seconds, which startled Spaghetti Man. *Ad Jones* said hey, and Spaghetti Man fell over in shock. *Ad Jones* said that *Big Molecule* told him that they should fight the people the evil force was sending. Spaghetti Man gave *Ad Jones* a thumbs up, and *Ad Jones* said great.

Spaghetti Man walked out of his room, and tripped over a table, and fell on his face. Spaghetti Man started crying, and *Ad Jones* woke up on the couch. Spaghetti Man got up, made a yelping sound, and started pushing the table. Spaghetti Man and *Ad Jones* walked into the kitchen, and started getting food. Spaghetti Man and *Ad Jones* bumped into each other, and they dropped a few things, but they managed to get breakfast. Spaghetti Man and *Ad Jones* walked into Spaghetti Man’s room and started watching a movie on their computer. Suddenly, *Big Molecule* teleported to *Ad Jones* and said that the evil force was free, and on his way there. Spaghetti Man started panicking, and *Ad Jones* asked where the evil force was. *Big Molecule* told *Ad Jones* that the evil force was about three days from Spaghetti Man’s house. *Ad Jones* asked what they should do, and *Big Molecule* said to prepare for the fight of their lives. Suddenly, a man burst into Spaghetti Man’s room. The man yelled that he was one with the alcohol. Spaghetti Man started crying and *Ad Jones* sighed and asked what the man was doing here. The man said that he was here to stop Spaghetti Man. *Ad Jones* groaned, and teleported behind the man. The man stumbled forward, and dodged *Ad Jones*’ grabbing attack. *Ad Jones* looked at the man in shock, and the man swung his arm up and hit *Ad Jones* in the leg with his whisky bottle. *Ad Jones* fell to one knee and winced in pain. The man rolled on his back, and back up to his feet right in front of Spaghetti Man. The man said tada, and swung his bottle at Spaghetti Man. Spaghetti Man dodged the attack just barely, and started running away screaming. The man stumbled after Spaghetti Man, and eventually cornered Spaghetti Man when Spaghetti Man ran into his room. Spaghetti Man started panicking and yelling for help. *Ad Jones* teleported behind the man and was able to grab him. The man hit *Ad Jones* with his bottle in the face, and *Ad Jones* let go and fell to the ground. Spaghetti Man yelled again, and *Big Molecule* appeared. *Big Molecule* told Spaghetti Man that he got him, and shot the man in the leg. *Big Molecule* then teleported Spaghetti Man out of his room, and told Spaghetti Man good luck, and disappeared. Spaghetti Man pulled out a bundle of black sauce spaghetti and threw it on the ground. The man drunkenly fell over but rolled over the black sauce spaghetti, into Spaghetti Man’s room doorway. Spaghetti Man panicked and started running away. The man followed after him into Spaghetti Man’s kitchen. Spaghetti Man started to panic, and realized that he wouldn’t be able to use his black sauce spaghetti if the man was able to dodge it. The man suddenly swung at Spaghetti Man, and hit Spaghetti Man in the head. Spaghetti Man fell down to one knee and held his head. A small amount of blood was on the side of Spaghetti Man’s head, and the man started laughing and saying *Harold* was on a roll. Spaghetti Man started breathing heavily, and began grunting. Spaghetti Man suddenly started saying words instead of just grunts. Suddenly, Spaghetti Man started standing up. Harold started stumbling and asked if Spaghetti Man was alright after the hit to the head. Spaghetti Man said that he was fine, even excellent now. *Harold* said that there was something different about Spaghetti Man. Spaghetti Man said that it seemed true intellectual potential had been freed with the release of some of the pressure of the skull. *Harold* chuckled and said that he didn’t understand any of those words. Spaghetti Man sighed and said that he got smarter after being hit in the head. *Harold* said oooooooooh, he got it. Spaghetti Man stood all the way upright, and started thinking about how to get *Harold* to step on the black sauce spaghetti. *Harold* drunkenly stumbled toward Spaghetti Man, and tried to hit Spaghetti Man with the bottle. Spaghetti Man caught the bottle, and flung *Harold*’s arm backward. *Harold* used the energy from the throw and put it into his second swing at Spaghetti Man. Spaghetti Man was barely able to dodge *Harold*’s attack. Spaghetti Man rolled backward and started slowly backing up into Spaghetti Man’s room. *Harold* started following Spaghetti Man, all the way back into Spaghetti Man’s room. *Harold* asked where Spaghetti Man was going. Spaghetti Man said that he was trying to get away. *Harold* said that he didn’t want to hurt him, and that he just wanted a hug. Spaghetti Man jumped into his bed, and glanced at the black sauce spaghetti. *Harold* stumbled over, and right before *Harold* stepped on it, Spaghetti Man jumped off his bed behind *Harold*, and punched *Harold* in the back. *Harold* fell over and landed on the black sauce spaghetti. The black sauce spaghetti exploded, killing *Harold*. Spaghetti Man looked down at *Harold*’s corpse, and said that intelligence was one of the strongest powers. *Ad Jones* woke up, and started walking to Spaghetti Man’s room. *Ad Jones* was rubbing his head, and he looked over and saw Spaghetti Man standing up and looking at Harold’s corpse. *Ad Jones* walked over and to Spaghetti Man said woah, you’re tall. Spaghetti Man and *Ad Jones* looked down at *Harold*’s corpse. *Ad Jones* said that was pretty brutal, and Spaghetti Man said that it was the only option. *Ad Jones* looked at him weird, and said you can talk. Spaghetti Man said that when *Harold*’s bottle hit his head, a deep intelligence awoke. *Ad Jones* said alright, he could get behind this. Spaghetti Man walked out of the room and poured a bowl of cereal with milk. Spaghetti Man walked back to his room door and sat down on the couch outside his room. *Ad Jones* asked what now, and Spaghetti Man said that whoever or whatever the evil force was, they would send someone else in a couple days when *Harold* didn’t come back. *Ad Jones* said oh, and sat down next to Spaghetti Man. Spaghetti Man said hey, when was the last time we ever sat down and just talked. *Ad Jones* turned and said he didn’t think they had ever talked, ever. Spaghetti Man laughed, and asked how it was to talk. *Ad Jones* thought for a few seconds and told him it was a strange feeling.

Spaghetti Man and *Ad Jones* were sitting on the couch, sleeping. A loud bang woke Spaghetti Man up, and *Ad Jones* woke up and told Spaghetti Man to not trip over the table. *Ad Jones* fell asleep again, and Spaghetti Man hit him in the chest and told him to wake up. *Ad Jones* got up, and then he and Spaghetti Man walked into Spaghetti Man's living room. Spaghetti Man and *Ad Jones* looked around but they didn’t see anything. Suddenly, a purple ball of energy hit *Ad Jones* and sent him backward onto the floor. Spaghetti Man looked around and started running back into his room, when another purple energy ball hit Spaghetti Man in the back, sending him flying into the ground. Spaghetti Man threw himself up and looked around. Spaghetti Man noticed a small ball flying out of view. Spaghetti Man looked around the corner slowly, and got hit with another purple energy ball. Spaghetti Man flew backward onto his bed, and looked at what shot the purple energy ball. Spaghetti Man saw another larger molecule sitting there with purple energy around it. The molecule told Spaghetti Man that he was here to do what none of his associates could. Spaghetti Man looked at the molecule and told him that he must have been the evil force that they were trying to stop. The molecule laughed and said *Big Molecule* was a fool for thinking he could ever stop him. Spaghetti Man told the molecule that he would stop him. The molecule laughed and said he would love to see Spaghetti Man try. Spaghetti Man ran at the molecule. The molecule shot another purple energy ball, but Spaghetti Man fell to his knees and dodged the energy ball. Spaghetti Man slid underneath the molecule, then stood up behind him. Spaghetti Man ran at the molecule and tried to punch the molecule. The molecule dodged out of the way, and Spaghetti Man hit the corner of the wall, and yelled from the pain. The molecule shot a purple lightning bolt at Spaghetti Man, but Spaghetti Man was able to dodge the attack, and started running to the living room to get *Ad Jones*. Spaghetti Man ran to the kitchen then the living room, and the molecule followed and shot purple energy balls at Spaghetti Man the whole time. Spaghetti Man slid toward *Ad Jones* and told him to wake up. *Ad Jones* woke up, then the molecule shot another purple energy ball. Spaghetti Man pulled *Ad Jones* out of the way before the purple energy ball hit *Ad Jones*. Spaghetti Man told *Ad Jones* to distract the molecule. *Ad Jones* nodded and got up and out from behind cover. *Ad Jones* yelled at the molecule. The molecule turned and shot a lightning bolt at *Ad Jones*. *Ad Jones* dodged the lightning bolt by teleporting behind the molecule. *Ad Jones* punched the molecule, hitting him backward. The molecule turned and flew into *Ad Jones*, stunning him. The molecule then hit *Ad Jones* with a purple energy ball, sending him backward into the small couch. Spaghetti Man jumped out from behind a counter, and threw a bundle of explosive spaghetti at the molecule. The molecule dodged the spaghetti, and *Ad Jones* started getting off the couch. The black sauce spaghetti landed on *Ad Jones*. *Ad Jones* exploded and flew backward onto the couch. Spaghetti Man ran over to *Ad Jones* to see if he was ok. *Ad Jones* grabbed his arm and told him to beat the molecule, for *Ad Jones*. *Ad Jones* died, and Spaghetti Man yelled out into the sky. The molecule shot a lightning bolt at Spaghetti Man, but Spaghetti Man dodged the lightning bolt, which hit *Ad Jones*’ corpse. Spaghetti Man threw a bundle of normal spaghetti at the molecule. The molecule dodged the spaghetti and shot another lightning bolt. Spaghetti Man dodged the lightning bolt and tried to punch the molecule. The molecule teleported away, and teleported behind Spaghetti Man. The molecule shot a purple energy ball at Spaghetti Man, and hit Spaghetti Man in the back. Spaghetti Man fell to his hands and knees, and wretched from the pain. The molecule told Spaghetti Man that he was a worthy opponent, but he had to end the fight. Spaghetti Man groaned, and hid a bundle of black sauce spaghetti under his shirt on his back. Spaghetti Man asked what the molecule's name was, and the molecule said that Spaghetti Man deserved to know. The molecule said his name was *Dark Molecule*, and that he would be the last thing Spaghetti Man saw. Spaghetti Man said thank you, and as *Dark Molecule* flew over him, Spaghetti Man told him that he would be victorious. *Dark Molecule* chuckled and shot a purple lightning bolt at Spaghetti Man’s back. Spaghetti Man jumped into the air on all fours, and the black sauce spaghetti exploded. *Dark Molecule* yelled in pain, and exploded into a purple essence. Spaghetti Man limped over to the table and climbed onto the table. Spaghetti Man laid on his stomach, and looked at *Ad Jones*’ corpse, and said it was a good run. Spaghetti Man turned himself a little bit to face *Ad Jones*’ corpse more. Spaghetti Man said that it was a shame *Ad Jones* died so soon. Spaghetti Man turned to be parallel to the table, and said like the rest of his life, he was alone even at the end. Spaghetti Man closed his eyes, and shed a single tear. Spaghetti Man stopped breathing, and Spaghetti Man died.

**Death (June 1984)**

Spaghetti Man died from an explosion from his own black sauce spaghetti. Spaghetti Man was able to trick *Dark Molecule* and was able to kill him, but Spaghetti Man was fatally wounded from the attack as well. Spaghetti Man was 20 when he died.