The Angry Birds Movie

Poster

## Plot

The Angry Birds adventure to an unknown bird Villiage while trying to find a new home to live in, meanwhile Leonard and King Pig find the secrets of the Golden Egg hidden within the village and plan to steal it.

## Characters

* Birds
	+ Red
	+ The Blues
	+ Chuck
	+ Bomb
	+ Matilda
	+ Terence
	+ Hal
	+ Bubbles
	+ Stella
	+ Silver
	+ Melody

## Script

*[The Movie opens up with a beautiful overview shot of Piggy Island showing the trees, cute animals, water falls, and forests, and then we see a even beautifuller landscape. Then, out of nowhere, a pig flies rolling down the valley beaten up. It cuts to an army of pigs wearing armor, running for their lifes in pure fear.*

**Pig**: RUN!

**Pig 2**: IT AIN'T WORTH IT!!!

*It cuts to the Angry Birds breaking through the sky to reveal the movie's logo with Rovio's logo. First is Red, then The Blues, Chuck, Bomb, Matilda, Hal, Terance, Bubbles, Stella, Silver, and Melody all preforming their game abilities. Their name tags show up beside their appearance. All the pigs are sent back to big city, but the gate closes in on them.*

**Pig Guard**: THE BIRDS! NO! *[Shuts the doors]*

**Pig**: LET US IN!!!

**Pig 2**: Have mercy on my soul!

**Pig 3**: *[Screams like a girl, digs his own grave, and fakes his death]* Blagh! *[Bomb rolls up holding stacks of TNT]*

**Bomb**: *[Gruff voice]* I'm feeling explosivfied~ *[The pigs scream as a giant nuke goes off and Bomb walks back with the eggs]* Hey, I got the eggs back!

**Red**: Finally! This is the third time this week!

**Chuck**: Man, its only Monday and the pigs are giving us a hard time!

**Matilda**: How about we move?

**Red**: Move?! Move where?!

**Matilda**: Somewhere far! *[The camera shows a long valley of mountains]*

**Stella**: Wow, its beautiful!

**Bubbles**: I like the plan, Matilda!

**Red**: I suppose it COULD work! The pigs won't be able to find us. You know what, lets- *[Bubbles interupts]*

**Bubbles**: HOLD IT! *[Bubbles and The Blues is showing packing a horde of candy in a giant suitcase]* We ain't done packing yet!

**Hal**: Those kids are gonna have cavities by the time their 10. *[Cut to the Birds walking in a long, painful journey. They come across peaceful animals. First are monkeys who get along with the birds except for Red]*

**Red**: I hate monkeys! *[The monkies beat the living crap out of Red, while the other birds share bananas with them. Next they meet squirrels who throw their infinite sacks of nuts at Red]* I hate squirrels! *[Then cut to the birds riding on a wild elephant, while Red dodges multiple elephant feet almost crushing him]* I...hate...elephants! *[Gets crushed]*

**Silver**: *[Flying around using her ability]* Looping Legend!

**Bomb**: Has anyone seen Red?

**Hal**: *[Watching the Eggs]* I'm sure he's fine! *[Terrance is shown weighing down an entire elephant]*

**Elephant**: *[Struggling]* WHY DO I GET THE FAT ONE?! *[Cut to the birds arriving at a brand new bird villiage.]*

**Bomb**: That is simply unreal!

**Chuck**: Our new home! *[All the birds run down and explore]*

**Red**: *[Slowly walks in beaten up. He has brusies, cactus spikes, mud, black eyes, a twisted beak, and broken teeth]* I'm never going on roadtrips again...UGH!

**The Blues**: They have an arcade here!

**Melody**: A BAND!!!

**Judge Peckinpah**: Well, well, well. Who do we have hear? *[Approaches with the entire town]* We seem to have new birds!

**Hal**: Hello there!

**Terance**: *[Grunts]*

**Bomb**: Pleasure to meet me, Mister Bird owl!

**Judge Peckinpah:** Please, just call me Judge!

**Matilda**: What is this place?

**Judge Peckinpah**: This is the Golden Village!

**Chuck**: If this is the Golden Village, why is it made out of sticks?

**Bomb**: He's right!

**Judge Peckinpah**: It's called that because of our treasure, The Golden Egg! *[The camera shows a statue of the Golden Egg]* Grants infinite power! You see, beings known as hogs!

**Red**: Pigs, sir.

**Judge Peckinpah**: Pigs! Thank you! Long ago, they tried to steal it for themselves. So, we had to hide it within the depths of our town. Where NO ONE can find it! One touch can immobilize thee. Can corrupt thee! Can KILL thee!

**Red**: That sounds serious! I'm surprised you deal with Pigs to. *[Rolls eyes]* It never ends does it.

**Judge Peckinpah**: Relax, dear bird. We haven't seen them in FOREVER!

**Stella**: You hear that, Red? What are the odds of the Pigs coming here? *[Cut to Leonard watching the birds through a telescope]*

**Leonard**: The odds, Stella?! The odds are 100% *[Leonard turns to his army of pigs weilding TNT, weapons, and machines]* We're going to war, piggies! I, King Leonard, declare blood thirsty war! *[The pigs cheer]*

**King Pig**: Wahoo! War! And the eggs will be ours! Right, dad?

**Leonard**: Yes, Smooth Cheeks! It's make your mamas proud time!

**Pig Solder**: I LOVE MY MAMA!!!

**Leonard**: WE ALL DO! Now, once we get there, we're gonna bomb bird harbor! And then steal their eggs and then their Golden Eggs! Once, we're done, WE can have as MANY EGGS AS WE WANT!!! *[The Pigs cheer]*

**Pig Solder**: YEAH!!! Wait- What if we fail? *[Leonard fires a giant canon, blows him up, and reduces him into a Skeleton Pig]* Ow...

**Leonard**: WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT FAILING?! I WILL GET THOSE EGGS AT ALL COSTS!!!

**King Pig**: My dad NEVER fails!

**Ross**: But, how will we get their, sir?

**Leonard**: How will we get there?! *[Cut to the Pig army in cars and planes]* BY PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, THAT'S HOW!!! ONWARD BAD PIGGIES!!! *[The Pigs move out the Pig City. Cut to the bird village. Red is dressed as a clown and going to some bird's house]*

**Red**: *[Sounds distraught]* Years of college training WASTED on becoming a clown! *[Knocks on the door and Timothy answers. Red surprises him]* TADA!!! *[Timothy cries]* Oh, no, no, no! It's okay, I'm just a clown! Watch, I'll sing ya happy hatch day! *[Clears throat]* Happy Hatchday to you! Happy Hatchday to you! Happy Hatchday, dear- *[Pulls out piece of paper]* Timothy! Wheat allergy and HATES clowns. *[Crunches paper]* Oh, no... *[Looks at the kid]* My wig is made out of wheat...*[Wig falls on the kid, causing him to sneeze]*

**Edward**: Wow! It's about time! You got your fat face off your rock! Why?! Cause you're late!

**Red**: I ain't late!

**Edward**: Oh, heck you are! You're- *[Pulls out watch]* One minute late! *[Holds up finger]*

**Red**: Oh, flipping the bird at me?!

**Edward**: Dang, right! Timothy, go inside! And take your- *[Opens the cake box]* HALF EATEN CAKE?!

**Red**: *[Whistles and cake leaks from mouth]* The dog did it.

**Edward**: *[Starts getting angry, but calms down]* Screw it. I'll order a second cake. I'm giving you a one star.

**Red**: One star?! *[Gets extremly angry and punches Edward, runs inside his house and messes it up. Eva comes out with a phone]*

**Eva**: Hello, police?! *[Looks at Red]* Who are you?!

**Red**: Who am I?! I'm an ANGRY BIRD!!! *[Red charges at Eva. Eva screams and the scene cuts to all the Angry Birds in a court room. Judge Peckinpah is laying his face down in distraught.]*

**Judge Peckinpah**: You've been here for one day...ONE DAY!!! And ALL of you managed to piss us off!

**Red**: Oh, come on! What did we do that was SO bad, huh?!

**Judge Peckinpah**: Oh, my- Mother- *[Slams his face multiple times and brings out files]* Let's see, Red! *[Begins reading]* You commited vandlism. The Blues beat the crap out of a disabled child.

**The Blues**: WE'LL DO IT AGAIN TO!!!

**Judge Peckinpah**: *[A Flashback shows Chuck beating up a Police Bird]* Not finished! Chuck got a speeding ticket, ran from the police, assulted the police, shot the police! *[A flashback shows Bomb getting mad at a restaurant and exploding]* Bombing a restaurant! *[A flashback shows Matilda smashing up a barber shop after they messed up her hair]* Vandalism...AGAIN!!! *[Flashback of Hal smashing a guitar on a stage, destroying the stage]* Public violence and destruction of public proterty! *[Flashback of Stella and Melody singing that shatters ears]* Damaging Ear Drums!

**Mime Bird**: OH, MY GAWWWWW- AHHHHHHH *[Explodes]*

**Judge Peckinpah**: And then- *[Flashback shows Silver, grinning with a disturbing expression while setting fire to a dangerous obsticle course]* Public Fire Hazards! *[Silver screams with excitement as she jumps Infront of the first trap. Cut to Silver in the room, injured.]*

**Silver**: *[Chuckles]* I'll F*[censored]*king do it again!

**Judge Peckinpah**: I know! Why can't you be like Bubbles?! He hasn't messed up one time since you got here. Right, Bubbles?! *[Bubbles comes in covered in blood]*

**Bubbles**: Right! *[looks around]* What? *[Looks down]* Oh- *[Looks up at Judge Peckinpah]* Uhh, I can explain! It's not blood. It's ketchup!

**Police Bird**: Yeah, He's arrested for homicide! Apparently, he can't share one piece of candy.

**Bubbles**: BECAUSE THE CANDY IS MY CANDY!

**Police Bird**: See what I mean? What the big guy do again?

**Judge Peckinpah**: Let's see, he- *[Reads a file and gets uncomfortable, slowly turns to look at Terance. Terance then begins to smile and then shows his teeth]* Execute that one...

## Trivia

* There are differences from this film than the Sony Pictures film
	+ It uses the Game’s designs rather than the movies
	+ The Birds all know each other from the start.
	+ Both Leonard and King Pig are already in the movie.
	+ Its canon to the original games.
	+ The Golden Egg is present