Mouse

> **I am going to block out the sun**
>
> - Mouse on July 7th, 2022

Isopod queen and cat pic curator. Knows at least 1 word of welsh and thats 1 word more than I know. Stardew Valley enthusiast and spider lover. Very pure and genuinely nice to talk with 😊. However.... Mouse is not as pure as we may have previously believed. She has said very *interesting* things :squint: and it always catches everyone off guard. I like to see her swear its very funny. Mouse lurks in the server sometimes and will randomly appear into conversations like some sort of cryptid.

## Backstory

### Before r/place

I don't really know what Mouse did before R/place but I assume she was just vibing peacefully, or she was in a heavy metal rock band so who knows. She was in university at some point prior and then wasn't and then was and then wasn't and then was and then wasn't this is a true story believe me, I know what I'm talking about. Mouse is from welshland uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you know um WALES, this is factual. This also makes her a dragon because everyone knows that everyone from Wales is a dragon and not a whale.

Mouse has enjoyed other forms of media before Ace Attorney but I'm unsure of what they all are. She enjoys stardew valley, nintendo games like tomodachi life, wobbledogs, and other games too. Mouse has a love for animals and drawing, but I don't know if she likes to draw animals. Also I'm not sure if she does indeed like drawing but! i have seen her art before and its very good.

### First Message

The first thing Mouse sent in the server was:

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"I was thinking this sort of thing personally " - April 1, 2022

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Unlike my first message this was genuinely helpful. It also shows how early on Mouse was involved in the effort made by our server on R/place.

## Iconic Moments

### Frantic Fanfics

Mouse is an integral part of the efforts while we write Frantic Fanfics. Ever since we started doing them Mouse has taken the strange prompts given as suggestions in the game and used them perfectly. Every single time she did this it completely de-rails the fanfic, but this makes them infinitely more interesting. We wouldn't have 90% of the fanfics we have now without Mouse's writing. Even without using the prompts Mouse's writing is an essential part of the fics and is always amazing.

Outside of writing Mouse has dedicated immense amount of time (true) to tagging the fics so that we can post them on AO3. Her organization and creativity of the tags makes tagging them together far easier than it would be. The tags Mouse comes up with are extremely funny and everyone who has ever seen the fics on AO3 have pissed themselves because of how amazing and funny silly goofy the tags are, ask anyone they'll tell you its true. They're also incredibly accurate.

### Animal Trial Fic

***MOUSE HAS WRITTEN AN AMAZING FANFIC CALLED "WHEN ANIMALS GO TO COURT" IN WHICH THERE IS AN ANIMAL TRIAL AND ITS AMAZING AND SILLY AND CUTE AND ALSO GOOFY AND I SHIT MYSELF WHEN I READ IT THE FIRST TIME. ITS BASED ON THE SERVER'S RP ANIMAL TRIAL AND THE EMOTION PUT INTO THE EVENT IS HEARTWRENCHING AND ALSO HEARTWARMING, THEY'RE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. HOLY SHIT GO CLICK THIS LINK RN:*** https://archiveofourown.org/works/38971446

### Other Games

Mouse is one of the most prominent members of game nights and just most games played in general. If there is ever a time we play any sort of game together there is a 97% chance (i didn't do the math but you're gonna have to believe me on this one) that Mouse will be playing.

Mouse hosts the Stardew Valley farm and she's a queen for that. She has put in a mass amounts of effort for our farm both in game and out of game. She organizes times to play, even when everyone is being a dingus and just leave her message un replied to. In game Mouse is clearly the overlord of everything and everyone bows down to her. Personally I have accepted our lord and savior Mouse and I readily await the day she becomes our overlord in real life.

Mouse makes a lot of really cursed and great content in other games like Gartic Phone, pretty much any jackbox game, and the one meme one i can't remember the name of.

## Family

I cant recall who is in Mouse's family and I'm currently too lazy to 1. ask or 2. open the tree. But Mouse does have 4 cats in her house, Tilly being her cat specifically. She also had isopods which I think is really cool. I've never seen anyone with isopods before so when I found out I was like 🤩 WOWEE ZOWEE. Also to be honest I forgot that not every isopod is a giant isopod so for a while I was kinda under the impression she just kept giant isopods, which would be bonkers (this is just me being stupid tho idk why anyone would assume she meant giant isopods).

Mouse frequently posts images of her cat in the server's pet-pic-channel and everyone all over the world goes crazy every time because they're amazing photos and extremely adorable.

## Relationships

EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE SERVER AND PROBABLY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD LOVES MOUSE AND IF THEY DON'T THEN I'LL FIND THEM MYSELF AND SHOVE THEIR HEAD INTO A DITCH THAT I MAKE THEM DIG IN THE RAIN SO THAT THEY COAT THEIR HEAD AND FACE IN MUD LIKE A HUMAN KLONDIKE BAR 😊.

## 🤨🤨nothing special going on here

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mouse is our lord and savior. all hail mouse. accept mouse. there is no use resisting.

### Beliefs:

- Mouse is the savior of all life, not just humans but also animals and plants.

- Mouse is the supreme ruler of all of humanity.

- Mouse is not Mouse's real name because if you speak her real name aloud or even think it your head will explode.

- Mouse can destroy everything at will but chooses not to.... we are on thin ice.

- Anyone who looks directly at Mouse's face will be disintegrated instantly, or they will be flattened in the same way you would be flattened if you were sucked into a blackhole. No one has every looked at Mouse's face so no one knows which of the two will happen.

- If you join the cult and praise Mouse you will be spared in the end of the world.

### Rules\*

1. Do not commit blasphemy against Mouse
2. Do not speak ill of Mouse or Mouse's cat Tilly
3. Do not look directly at Mouse's face
4. Do not say or think Mouse's real name
5. You must accept Mouse's commands without question
6. Destroy Mouse's enemies without question or hesitation
7. On Mouse's Day you must only speak to Mouse and provide her with as many gifts as she deems necessary
8. Praise mouse anytime you go to sleep and anytime you wake up
9. Do not use Mouse's name in vain
10. Spill the blood of Mouse's enemies once a year to keep Mouse's favor
11. You must sacrifice at least 300 cat pictures to Mouse every year; failure to do so results in death

\*more rules to be added as more incidents occur

### Initiation into the Cult of Mouse

If you desire to be a part of the Cult of Mouse you must be prepared to give the ultimate sacrifice. On any full moon that lands on the night of the 2nd day of the 3rd week of the 8th month of any odd numbered year, one may participate in initiation. Initiation is done in Wales at the coordinates: 52.40890660773922, -3.740981682855679 . You must bring yourself and a 3 foot x 3 foot block of cheddar cheese. A mouse costume will be provided for you once you arrive.

Initiation starts when the moon reaches the highest point in the sky. You will be blindfolded and spun 9 times in a circle then pushed forward into the field. You must spend 10 minutes wandering until you reach the point you are meant to reach, as determined by the will of Mouse. Once you reach this point your blindfold will be taken off and your head will be dunked into water immediately. While underwater you must have your eyes open as this will be the one and only time Mouse will speak directly to you in person. This will make you hallucinate but these hallucinations are also prophecy. Having your eyes closed will result in a failed Initiation. This prophecy will show you your own fate when Mouse ends the world. Once the hallucinations end you will be pulled out of the water and Mouse will be gone. Then you must spill a drop of your own blood into the water. Once you do this the Initiation is complete.

After being Initiated you will be sent home with your robes and instructions. Follow these instructions or face death. Your life is now in the hands of Mouse. You will dedicate the rest of your life to Mouse.

### Cult Life

Actually life in the Cult of Mouse is quite pleasant. Mouse is a very forgiving and kind savior. However this is not an excuse to slack off because Mouse can and will destroy you at will. She could even destroy you for no reason if she so desires. That is a risk you must accept as a member of the Cult. Loyalty will be rewarded with gifts of Mouse's choosing.

Outside of cult related activity you can spend your time as you see fit as long as it doesn't violate any of the laws of the cult.