Kate

Bert, otherwise known as katemcpx or Kate, joined the unlimited discord in may of 2020, uninstalled discord that same day and forgot about it.

In February of 2021, during a regional lockdown in the UK, she asked Jart if she was ok on twitter, got invited to join and hasn't left. It's a shame really, everyone must really hate her.

Bert created her Twitch channel of the same username the same week as joining the Unlimited server, and finally got a hater on march 31st 2021. It makes her laugh. Also she doesn't shut the fuck up about said twitch channel, which is the bane of everyone in the discords existence. Well done for getting affiliate within a month SHUT THE FUCK UP-

* She has (and still does) overused a lot of things, including the skull and laugh-crying emoji.
* Also the creator of :sparkles: TRAUMA :sparkles:, as mae from 'Night in the Woods' looks like she's been through something TRAUMATIC
* always spells Skramps as scramps, cause her brain is broken

* PS4 loser, though not a stinky gamer like mailman
* Is the proud mother of Tiny Rico
* She is very old, which is proven by the fact that she has founded Rome. Despite her age, she still has living grandparents.
* She has been married with her cousin since June 26th 2021. The cousin is expecting a child in October 2022, but it's unclear whether this is with Bert or someone else
* Never sleeps, as it seems british people don't sleep. [(redacted) doesn't either, which must mean no Bri'ish people do]

On August 19th 2022 it was first revealed that Kate's real name is, in fact, Bert.

**QUOTES**

* "WOAH I REALLY KADE A COMEBACO"
* "Got a number one victory royale Yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down) Ten kills on the board right now Just wiped out tomato town My friends just go down I’ve revived him now we’re heading south bound Now we’re in the pleasant park streets Look at the map go to the mark sheets Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake I would really love to, chug with you We can be pro fortnite gamers He said hey broski You got some heals and a shield pot I need healing and I am only at one HP Hey dude sorry, I found nothing on the safari I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet There’s a chest that’s just down there The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare I’ve V-Bucks that I’ll spend More than you can contend I’m a cool pro fortntie gamer Cool pro fortntie ga- Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake I really love to, chug with you We can be pro fortnite gamers La la la la la ee a La la la la la ee a La la la la la ee a Yeah you be my pro fortnite gamer Pro fortnite Gamer Can we get a win this weekend Take me to loot lake Let’s change the game mode and we can disco dominate We’ll top an ATK take me to the zone I’m running kinda low on mats I need to break some stone Dressed in all these fancy clothes He’s got Renegade Raider And he’s probably a pro He just shot my back I turn back and I attack I just got a victory royale A victory royale Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake I really love to, chug with you We can be pro fortnite gamers"
* "lmao"
* paraphrasing: "Ima go kill one of those bum bois"
* "speaks british slang"
* "YELLS IN CAPS"
* "I love dogmeat, I'm not gunna hit him. \*reads chat\* Press X? what does X do-" *procedes to pistol whip dogmeat*
* "OMG YES :joy:"
* "Well- Daddy UWU!"
* LMAO
* PAHAHAHAHHA

More to be added cause Bert is chaotic as fuck. This was all written by me why am i referring to myself in the 3rd person lmao