Hamter

> *"The Hamter is too sporadic, his logic is unobtainable and such, he is unobtainable." - Jack Bob S - Treasurer*
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## Hamter

Hamter has the ability to bestow the power of flight on any aircraft. Hanna uses Hamter's power to create the Happy fleet, but the cost is happiness energy from other people. Hence why Happy Airlines goes through so much trouble to make everyone happy. Hanna will sacrifice everyone to fulfill her sister's dream.

***"Oh glorious Hamter, thoust eyes are beady. Thoust legs are speedy. Your grace and glory is all powerful."***

"Hamter is in fact HAMTER, or the Happy Airlines Master Technician for Extraordinary Revolution. His very will bends space and time. Physics is subordinate to his very whim."

Unlike most other aspects of Happy Airlines, Hamter is not any one tangible being, but rather an ideology that the company holds its employees to. In this respect, Hamter functions as a code of conduct, similar to Bushido and Chivalry in how its followers are expected to not only maintain its ideals, but also to teach it to future generations. In rare circumstances it will manifest a physical form, but such an event can be witnessed by only the highest of authority within Happy Airlines. Such physical form often manifests as a hamster, which Hamter coincidentally shares a similar name to.

The modern interpretation of the Code of Hamter is as follows:

*Hamter nimble Hamter quick*

*Hamter speedy Hamter slick*

*Hamter work and Hamter play*

*Hamter happy every day*

Followers of Hamter believe that prioritizing one's happiness is the key to leading a fulfilling life. Because of this, organizations such as the Sleep Police work tirelessly to ensure that the Hamter Code is enforced and respected by its employees. Notable examples are Hanna Day, when all employees are encouraged to gorge on unhealthy amounts of ~~Swiss~~ ~~Belgian~~ ~~Swiss~~ European chocolate in honor of Hamter. All employees are also required to dress as a maid, regardless of gender, in order to symbolize the servitude that all Happy Airlines employees give to Hamter. See image right.

Another interpretation, albeit without credible sources, is that Hamter stresses the importance of efficiency, and that only by completely devoting oneself to Happy Airlines and, by extension Hamter, can one discover true happiness. While not based in any evidence, some factions do believe that Hamter serves as a ploy by the Happy Airlines administration in order to brainwash their employees into complying with unethical working environments. Leading conspiracy theorists argue that this is the reason why Happy Airlines is able to maintain such a large and expensive fleet with the comparatively low time and manpower.

Opposing groups, such as First Class, preach an Anti-Hamter religion, claiming that Hamter is [***This content has been removed under order of the CEO of Happy Airlines. You do not have permission to access this content.***] Because of their beliefs, they believe that any attack on Happy Airlines, regardless of the damage dealt or lives lost, is a justified act. Ironically, their acts of terror have inspired more and more people to believe in the happiness offered by Hamter.

## Behind the Scenes

Hamter was created during a session of the game "Patently Stupid" (from the Jackbox Party Pack 5) by Jack Bob S - Treasurer. The problematic prompt for the game was "I'm sick and tired of my brain being too slow!" Hamter ("purposefully" misspelled) was coined as a solution to the problem with the simple slogan; "He go fast."

Since Hamter's inception he has become an icon of joy and hope in the community and has been adopted by Happy Airlines as an unofficial mascot, warranting his own lore, and character in the ever-growing HAL-EU.