The Soggy Duckling

## Owners

### Greg

Owner of the Soggy Ducking and father to Jancibelle and Jander. Has an open heart and an open mind (and possibly an open chest?). Always ready to open his inn and restaurant to wary travelers and trusted regulars. He always seems a little taken aback by the fact that there are in fact customers. He is a little bit of a recluse and a semi-functioning alcoholic (he always prefers the large sippy sippy) and is only occasionally seen tending the bar.

#### Jancibelle

Greg's eldest child, Jancibelle often had to take over the role of waitress and head cook at the Soggy Duckling because of Gregs's drinking and moms abandonment, Jancibelle was also often in charge of taking care of Jander.

Jancibelle has not been seen since Jander's "RESCUE" from the catacombs.

#### Jander

Even though he is the youngest of Greg's offspring Jander is always the most likely to be working at the restaurant, He is known to bus, seat, deliver food, tend bar and even do the frying.

While he is a little annoying his heart is clearly in the right place - putting food on the table for his family and for the customer.

Jander has not had an easy life, he has always had to work at the restaurant when his father was incapacitated. And for the brief period when there was a rotisserie kitchen he was in charge of making sure the trolls had clean diaper's. After he was "RESCUED" from the catacombs revealed during the adventures guilds mangled attempt at helping restore the rotisserie kitchen, Jander has had multiple run-ins with beings and entities from other realms. These run-ins have left Jander mentally scared and will likely lave him in an infantile state of immaturity for the extend of his unnaturally altered lifespan.

### Others

Greg does have 11 other children ranging in age and species between Jander and Jancibelle, But due to a variety of custody issues and birth deformities Greg does not talk about them often.

## Specials

### Food Specials

* The Life Cycle - a hard boiled egg, a deep fried chick, 3 turkey legs, and an elderly goose captured form the coral by the customer before beng prepared as they request.
	+ If we are out of elderly geese 1 pound of horse meat will be offered as a substitute.
* The Golden surprise - A raw goose stuffed with cheese curds, 2 burgers (medium well for safety), onion slices and a piece of cake for desert. Toped with authentic Soggy Duckling ham Sauce. The surprise is a golden egg hidden within the cavity.
	+ The only patrons recorded to have enjoyed this item were Gary and Kalgrin, but they may have just been trying to make sure Jander did not burst into tears for a second time that visit.
* The Wet Bar
* The Raw Bar

### Drink Specials

* The Sippy Sippy - 1 full bottle of bottom shelf drink, whatever the bartender happens to grab first.
* The Blue Sippy Sippy - a small tumbler with a splash of rum dyed blue with squid ink.
	+ This drink has been temporarily removed from the bar menu as it may result in demonic possession. It is currently under investigation by the Mages Guild but if Jander is bar tending he has been known to serve it as it is on the "secret menu SHHH!"
* The Tall Sippy Sippy - a pint of dwarven beer.
* The Gold Eye - The tall sippy sippy but the bottle is dipped in molten gold for flare.
* Goose Blood - exactly what is sounds like. If you are old enough to drink you are old enough to think.

## Events

### Milking Tuesday

That one day a week where if you need your wife milked we got you covered! Wives only! Must prove marriage in order to be milked! NO milking out of wedlock we are looking at you Nattalie! Not again! There is a reason we have signs!

Once milked what you do with them is up to you but we encourage you to take them home and treat your wife with love and respect.

The milk however must be surrendered to the Soggy Duckling on order to make orange creamsicles for Friday night's after work rush.

### Jander's Pick

Every 17 days Jander gets the day off and he throws a party! He picks the theme! If you are dressed appropriately you get 1 golden egg on the house! If you guess wrong you do the dishes that night!

Many food and drink specials based on the theme! Come on in for a great time!

### Are You My Mummy?

On the rare occasion that all of Greg's children are at the restaurant at one time Greg announces "Are you my mummy?" night as a way for him to have a happy family holiday. He provides free food and drink for all patrons, but encourages anyone in attendance to pretend to have been one of his baby mommas in order to make the night feel "Just a little more festive"

This event usually occurs once a year and the following day the Soggy Duckling tends to be closed for recuperation and restocking.

## Famous Patrons

Kalgrin

Rylik

Kingle

Some trolls

Friend Kevin!