Timeline

This is a timeline of every event in Space Stuff.

## The End of the Bygons

This era is the oldest recorded era in the history of the Space Stuff universe. The true Vilons had noticed that they had no military whatsoever, so they decided to clone the most violent and agressive member of their species they knew. This plan shortly backfired horribly, as the clone Vilons ripped their leaders, and eventually all other Vilons to shreds. Now with all other non-agressive Vilons (except two) dead, the clone Vilons discovered a secret Vilon base which was filled to the brim with their Eradicator starships.

After this discovery, the clone Vilons had travelled to the Bygon homeworld via their newly found spacecraft. Within minutes, all Bygons were wiped off of the face of their planet, as if they never existed. However, the Eloarzy were luckily left alive. The mass genocide of Bygons marked the end of their days, and the end of their era too.

## The Pre-Modern Era

With the Bygons now living up to their name, it was time for a new era to begin.

The Kelthiss had now evolved into the jellyfish-like creatures we know today, however they had not yet achieved intelligence yet.

The Bler and Stul came out of their oceans while the Dhri had not emerged from the depths.

The Glurgs had finally made their way onto land, and so they had to adapt to this change, which they did. Later on, they had started their tribal era. Unfortunately for them, most of the animals and fruit-bearing trees had become scarce. However, this did not last as long as they first assumed it would, all thanks to, surprisingly enough, a Vilon...

## The Glurg's Uplifting (Also known as the Legend Era)

While the clone Vilons had eradicated every other Vilon, there was one who they missed. This Vilon, who would later become Legend Locke, stayed in the shadows for years, learning abilities the clones could not. He got his hands on an Eradicator, and escaped his homeworld.

During his travels, he had come across a planet, which happened to be the same planet the Glurgs live on. Noticing that they were running out of food, he taught them how to grow fruits. This act saved the Glurg race, and they knew him as their hero. They called him "The Legend", which would become part of his name, thus making him Legend Locke.

After saving the Glurgs from extinction, Legend Locke taught the currently primitive Glurgs how to make tools, which would help them massively. Shortly, however, Locke left the Glurg homeworld. The Glurgs waved goodbye to their hero.

## The Galactic Industrial Revolution

The Kelthiss, having evolved intelligence and learning how to make tools during the Legend Era, began mining for rescources in their ocean's caverns. This led to their discovery of Copper, which not only inexplicably made them smarter upon contact, but also caused them to skip many stages in their history. Now with an expanded intellect, they began working on mechanical jars which they planned to use to travel out of their waters. And in just two decades, they travelled onto land. And just another decade, they began to build cities. Very quickly, the Kelthiss became the dominant species of their home planet.

During this era, another species had made their way onto land, which were the Curtons. however, unlike most sentient races, they were not actually that intelligent. This was not much of an issue for them though, as by some evolutionary miracle they went from the stone age to space travel in just a century.

The Dhri had finally emerged from the ocean, and later on they, the Bler and the Stul formed the Bler-Dhri-Stul. They began building their cities shortly.

During this era, the Glurgs had discovered not only creativity, but also technology too. The discovery of both of these things led to them discovering music, and shortly after, dancing, both of which they love greatly. Their discovery of technology also led to them becoming a starfaring race. In addition, their discovery of technology also led to them making the nuclear missiles they are known for. It's fortunate they only use them when another species threatens to eradicate Glurgkind.

And that just so happened to be what the Vilons did.

## The Grand Bombing

While the Vilons were grazing the cosmos looking for sentient races to wipe out, they came across the Glurg homeworld. And in typical Vilon fashion, they attempted to destroy the Glurgs. Little did they know, this would be their biggest mistake yet...

Not knowing how powerful they were, the Vilons decided to declare war on the Glurgs. The Glurg ambassador, having powerful weaponry, began laughing hysterically at their pathetic rambling. He began to send a flurry of nukes towards the Vilon homeworld, turning it into a dusty wasteland. Because of this, most species thought the Vilons had been entirely destroyed.

However, the Vilons were not extinct at all, as a large number of them were in their starships at the time of the Grand Bombing. After all this, they went on a search for a new homeworld, which they found pretty quickly. They quickly built new cities and cloning machines so they could continue destroying sentient life. And, sadly, their next target happened to be the Curtons.

## The Evolution Revolution

In a star system near Curton territory, a race of ameboids called the Splasheons had risen, and achieved space flight quickly. The Splasheons, strangely enough, seem to have a grudge against the Kelthiss. The Kelthiss do not understand why the Splasheons hate them, but they believe they should be allies.

A few more races appeared during this era. There was the Yolamuzles, who just kinda appeared out of nowhere. There were also the Battlegurgs, a genetic offshoot of the Glurgs who are more warfare oriented.

The Bler-Dhri-Stul had finally become starfaring, and began exploring the galaxy.

Sadly, the Orimox arrived in the Alpha Quadrant to petrify planets and destroy life.

The Glurgs became allies with the Kelthiss, and created the Snorgs, a mechanical race which were made to stop sentient races from being destroyed by the Vilons.

## Humanity's Arrival

Humanity has built starships and began their interstellar era. The earthlings travelled to Andromeda, where all the chaos happened, and they discovered the terrible state it's in. The Vilons have become stronger than before, the Splasheons want to eradicate the Kelthiss and Yolamuzle sales are at an all time low...