Baby or Swim

(Theme Song)

Mia: (Singing) Catching babies... and give them hugs... we're soft and cuddly just like Pip and Freddy. Don't worry babies you're safe when we're together. You know we're gonna be friends forever! Mia Kitten tot adventurer, Mia Kitten tot adventurer. Hold my paw let's find adventure. Mia Kitten tot adventurer. Open up your arms and catch a hug!

(All baby animals giggled as a theme song ends)

Title: "Disney Junior's Mia Kitten"

(Cut to the episode title with a picture of Mia in a kiddie pool)

Pip: "Baby or Swim"

*[The sun is shining really bright today, the sound of mosquitos buzzing and water splashing can be heard. Camera cuts to a sign reading "Tot-Ville City Community Pool". Camera zooms down to reveal Mia, wearing her Demi Lovato swimsuit and Kitty Floatie, stepping out of the changing room and tugging her floatie nice and tightly.]*

Mia: (To the viewers, Sighs) On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in the community pool. *[She dashes towards the pool.]* CANNONBALL!

[*The sound of a whistle halts her to a stop. The camera goes up, showing a concerned face on him.]*

Lifeguard: Beakman family, out!

*[The family is seen leaving the pool.]*

J.P: "But we were just having fun."

Lifeguard: "Chicken fights during Senior Swim are not "*fun*"."

Mrs. Jelinski: *[shaking her fist in anger.]* "I just replaced this hip!"

*[The other seniors look back at the kids with concerned or angry expressions.*]

*[Screen wipe to show a sign called "Huntington Oaks Community Pool". Camera pans down to show Mia stepping out of the changing room, tugging on her floatie to check if it's firm.]*​

*Mia: [sighs]* "On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in the community pool... one town over." *[Mia prepares to do another cannonball.]* "CANNONBALL!"

*[Like last time, the sound of a whistle makes Mia halt to a stop, the camera pans up, to reveal her face, which has a rather ticked off expression.]*

Lifeguard: "Beakman family, out!"

*[The family is seen leaving, while the lifeguard shoves Mia out. Angelica can be seen holding a spoon.]*

Angelica: "But we were just having fun."

Lifeguard: "Drinking pool water is not fun."

Angelica: **"**But it tastes like chicken noodle soup."

Lifeguard: "Fine, but did you have to add the celery, carrots and kitty kibble?"

*[The camera zooms out to reveal that Angelica has littered the pool with slices of celery, carrots and kitty kibble. The lifeguard scoops some of these slices out with his pool skimmer.]*

*[Screen wipe to show another sign which reads "Hazeltucky Community Pool." A rooster crows and goat bleating can be heard in the background. The camera pans down to show Mia once again stepping out of the changing room, but has a rather irritated expression.]*

Mia: "On a hot summer day, well, you know the rest." *[She once again dashes towards the pool.]* "CANNONBALL!"

*[Mia finally jumps in, but at that moment, the lifeguard blows her whistle and swiftly catches Mia with her skimmer. Mia gets mad.]*

**Lifeguard:** "Beakman family, out!" *[She drops Mia out her skimmer.]*

*[The family is seen leaving once again.]*

Captain Beakman: "But we were just having fun."

Lucky: Yes Like What Mom Said!

Spike: Bark! Bark!

Lifeguard: "Fecal incidents are not fun."

*[Camera cuts to the now emptied pool, where people in hazmat suits scrub the walls of the pool to get rid of Spike's excrement while pedestrians look on.]*

*[Camera shows another glance of the sun, then it shows the family walking home.]*

Captain Beakman: "Come on, guys. We'll just find another pool."

Rainbow: "Actually, we've been suspended from every aquatic recreation center within a 60-mile radius."

*[The family stops and groans in agony.]*

Captain Beakman: "Seriously? How are we gonna keep cool now?"

*[The family starts complaining.]*

Mia: "So that's it, then. No more pool for the Beakmans." *[gets an idea]* "That's it! 'Pool for the Beakmans!' Why didn't I think of that sooner?" *[Heads off while the family continues complaining.]*

*[Over at Good Sport Sporting Goods, Mia is looking for a new swimming pool and picks up the DELUX SWIMMING POOL which is Muscle Fish approved and has a warning label that says it has dangerous levels of fun and is a drowning hazard.]*

Mia: "Whoa. The perfect family pool. Just imagine..."

*[Mia has a fantasy about getting ready to dive into her new pool.]*

Mia: "On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in my own pool." *[charges toward it]* "CANNONBALL!!!" *[suddenly comes to a screeching halt.]*

Mandy: Not So Fast, Don't you *dare* splash myself, Mia Beakman! These wheels cannot get wet."

*[It is revealed that her family and baby friends and ALL the storks Including K.C., Pip and Freddy have taken up the pool even in her own fantasy.]*

Mia: "But it's a swimchair."

Mandy: *[scoffs]* "It's a bonto swim, you Philistine."

**Angelica:** *[adding the celery, carrots and kitty kibble and singing.]* "*Mama's little baby loves shortenin', shortenin*" *[scoops some water up and takes a sip.]*

**Bucky:** "Who wants to chicken fight?"

*[K.C. lets out a war cry.]*

**Sunny:** *[with a chicken on her back]* "I'm in!"

*[The chicken tries to get away while Sunny slowly holds on tight.]*

**Angelica:** "Mmm...just what my soup needs..."

Mia: "I can't even get into the pool in my own fantasy!"

**Freddy:** "FECAL INCIDENT!"

*[Everyone except Spike run away for obvious reasons.]*

**Mia:** WAAAAH\_HAH\_HAH\_HAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

*[End fantasy]*

**Mia:** "Maybe *not* so perfect." *[puts it back and finds an individual one.]* "Oh! **Paradise for One.** Just imagine..." *[imagines herself in the pool on a small island in the middle of the ocean.]* "Now this is a pool I can really get into." *[singing and heading for the exit]* "*Mia's little baby loves shortenin', short*-" *[triggers the alarm]* "Whoops. Gotta pay first." *[heads to the check out counter]*

*[The Loud House; the girls are in the kitchen trying to cool off with the contents from the freezer; Lincoln sees them and tries to hide his pool kit from them.]*

**Leni:** "Hey, Linc. Wanna chill with us?"

**Luan:** "'Chill'! Good one, Leni!" *[laughs]*

**Leni:** "Good what?"

**Lincoln:** "Thanks, but I don't mind the heat. But, uh, you guys keep cool in here. Definitely no reason to go outside. I wouldn't even bother looking out there. Am I talking too much? I feel like I'm talking too much." *[leaves]*

**Lisa:** "He's clearing suffering the first symptoms of heat stroke. Now, pass the frozen succotash."

*[Lynn tosses the succotash to her.]*

**Lana:** "Scoot over. You're melting the broccoli."

**Lola:** "Well, stop breathing on the frozen carrots!"

**Luan:** "Hey, Lynn, can you grab that bag of peas? *Peas* and thank you!" *[laughs while her sisters groan]*

*[While they're cooling off, Lincoln sneaks off into the backyard.]*

**Lincoln:** *[breathing heavily]* "Phew." *[dumps out pool kit and instructions]* "The manual? Psst. Who needs the manual?" *[tries setting up pool only to make it look like a camping tent.]* "What the?" *[tries again and makes it look like a sailboat; tries again and it looks like a unicorn; wrestles with it and gets bucked into the trash can; pulls out the manual.]* "Ah, the manual. Everyone needs the manual." *[unfolds it]*

*[The first thing he tries is using a bike pump to inflate it, but it breaks.]*

**Lincoln:** "Whoops." *[sees the nozzle]* "I guess it's just you and me now." *[breathes into it deeply a few times but gets too lightheaded to keep trying; passes out for a bit and now half of his body is sunburned; touches it.]* "Ouch! My sunburn!" *[tries pumping up the pool with a pair of bellows and inflates it perfectly and closes the nozzle and notices a bee.]* "Oh, no, you don't..." *[shoos it away, gets chased by it, and gets stung.]* "I sure showed that bee." *[the bee stings and pops the pool.]* "Dang it."

*[The pool gets a patch where the sting occurred and is fully inflated and Lincoln is hosing water into it and notices the shadow from the tree is casting over it; he moves the pool to the sun while the water comes out and now the pool is empty; he then touches his two painful spots.]*

**Lincoln:** "Ouch! My sunburn and my bee sting!"

*[Later, he finally gets it set up.]*

**Lincoln:** "And now, to suit up and cool down." *[charges off into trash can]* "Ouch! My sunburn and my bee sting and my twisted ankle!"

*[Lincoln has changed into his swim trunks, finally ready to bask in his paradise for one.]*

**Lincoln:** "On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in your own pool." *[charges]* "CANNONBALL!" *[comes to a screeching halt]* "Aah!" *[discovers that Lori and Leni have found out about the pool and are now lounging in it.]* "How the...when did...what are you guys doing here?"

**Lori:** "Lincoln, this is literally genius. Who's gonna kick us out of our own pool? Right?" *[raises a toast with Leni.]*

**Leni:** "Are you getting in? There's totes room for one more."

**Lincoln:** "Um, actually..." *[shows them the package]* "...there's only room for one. See? Says so on the box. **Paradise for-**

**Lynn:** *[pounces on Lincoln]* "CHICKEN FIGHT! I call Lincoln!"

*[Lincoln tries to get up, but is struggling to carry Lynn on his shoulders.]*

**Lynn:** "Come on, partner! You gotta plant those feet!"

**Lincoln:** "Whoa!" *[collapses]* "Oof!"

*[The girls are having a pool party right in their backyard while Lily is running around in the nude.]*

**Lincoln:** *[chasing her with her diaper]* "Lily! No skinny dipping!" *[gets splashed by Lynn and sees Lisa adding some kind of chemical.]* "Lisa! No! What do you think you're doing?"

**Lisa:** "Testing sanitation levels. I've concocted a special serum that will detect and eliminate urine, AKA tinkle, in H2O."

**Lincoln:** "I'm sure no one here would..."

*[Lisa adds the serum anyway and the water evaporates and bursts into a pink smoke within seconds; it reveals that all of her older sisters had tinkled in the pool, proved by their rosy cheeks, except Lisa and Lincoln.]*

**Lisa:** "Hmm... unprecedented levels."

*[Lincoln washes the pool and refills it and the party continues; Luan and Leni are playing Marco Polo.]*

**Luan:** "Marco!"

**Leni:** "Marco!"

**Luan:** "No, Leni. I'm Marco. You're Polo."

**Leni:** "Then who's Leni?"

*[Luan was dumbfounded, Lily is about to go skinny dipping again.]*

**Lincoln:** "Oh, no no no no no!" *[grabs her and puts her in her diaper]* "No fecal incidents in my pool! I'm watching you, Lily." *[sees Lucy floating and gasps in horror]* "Lucy? I didn't know you liked to swim."

**Lucy:** "I'm not swimming. I'm trying to see if I'm a witch. Am I floating?"

**Lincoln:** "Yes."

**Lucy:** "Wicked."

*[Lily has escaped her diaper yet again.]*

**Lincoln:** *[gives chase]* Get back here!"

*[Cut to Lynn with a pool noodle with Lana is standing on the edge, as Lola is lounging.]*"

**Lynn:** "You know what your soup needs? Noodles!" *[bonks Lana with a pool noodle.]*

**Lana:** *[grabs one]* "Bring it!"

**Lola:** "STOP SPLASHING ME!"

**Lincoln:** "Guys, no horseplay!"

**Luan:** "What about elephant play?" *[blasts Lincoln with a jet of water while sounding like an elephant, which makes Lana, Lynn, and Lola laugh at Lincoln.]*

**Lincoln:** *[flies right into Bobby.]* "Huh? Bobby? What are you doing here?"

**Bobby:** "Lori said there was an opening for a lifeguard at Casa Loud." *[blows whistle]* "Everyone out! Senior swim!"

**Lincoln:** "What? There aren't any old people here!"

**Lori:** "Um, hello! *High school* senior?" *[points to self and gets in]* "Shoo shoo. Oh, this really is paradise for one."

*[Lincoln gets enraged, grabs Bobby's whistle, and blows into it.]*

**Lincoln:** "THAT...IS...IT!

*[Everyone gives Lincoln their attention and Lynn bonks Lana with her noodle.]*

**Lincoln:** "In case you guys haven't noticed, this is *my* pool! I bought it and spent all day setting it up, and I haven't even gotten in it yet! I'm too busy keeping all of you from ruining it!"

**Lynn:** "But we were just having fun!"

**Lincoln:** "Loud family, out!"

*[Everyone reluctantly leaves]*

**Lincoln:** "Finally. Time to...CANNONBALL!" *[charges and comes to yet another screeching halt.]* "What? **Warning. No cannonballs. May cause tears.** How did I not notice this before? Eh, I'll just rip this off." *[notices another label]* "**No removing the warning label?** Sheesh! What *can* I do?" *[gets in]* "That's all right. This is still gonna be paradise for one." *[starts to get a little bored and tries doing some of the things his sisters did like kicking back, lounging, playing Marco Polo...]* "Marco! Marco!" *[...and playing with the noodles, but nothing interests him, and he pulls out a carrot slice from Lana's soup recipe.]* "Ugh!" *[tosses it aside; remembers all the fun his sisters had and misses them; hears some splashing.]* "What's going on?" *[goes to check it out]*

*[It turns out the girls and Bobby are hanging out front with the Delux swimming pool Lincoln originally planned to get with Luna playing on a steel drum and Lori taking photos of her darling lifeguard.]*

**Lori:** "Oh, that's fierce, babe."

*[Lynn and Lana are resuming their noodle fight.]*

**Lynn:** *[strikes]* "En garde!"

**Lana:** *[counters and knocks Lynn into the water]* "Have at thee! Ha!"

**Lola:** *[sealing up her swim gown in a protective wrap]* "Just because I'm fabulous doesn't mean I can't have fun." *[slides down and swims]* "*La-la-la, la-la-la*"

*[Lucy and Lily apply sunscreen to each other.]*

**Luan:** "Okay, this time, instead of Marco Polo, why don't we just use our real names?"

**Leni:** "Okay. So, I'm..." *[sees her brother]* "Lincoln?"

**Luan:** "Boy, you really don't get this game at all, do you?" *[then notices what Leni meant]* "Oh, hey, Linc!"

**Lincoln:** "Hey, guys...what's all this?"

**Lori:** "Well, little bro, you had such a good idea in buying your pool, we decided to-"

**Luan:** "-*pool* our money to get this one!" *[laughs and gets more exasperated groans from everyone and gets bonked by Lynn's noodle.]* "That's using your *noodle*!" *[laughs some more]* "Ow."

**Leni:** "Aren't you gonna get in? There's totes room for one more."

**Lincoln:** "You're gonna let me use your pool, even though I kicked you out of mine?"

**Lola:** "Well, he was kind of a meanie."

**Lucy:** "Not to mention selfish."

**Lori:** "And bossy."

**Bobby:** "And he stole my whistle!"

**Luan:** "But that doesn't mean he can't use our pool."

**Lincoln:** "Really?"

**Lynn:** "Well, duh. It's more fun with all of us."

**Leni:** "Yeah! All ten of us!"

**Lucy:** "Leni, there are eleven of us."

**Leni:** "Oh, that's right. I forgot Marco."

**Lincoln:** "Well, in that case...CANNONBALL!!!" *[cannonballs right in]*

*[What they don't know is that there's a warning label prohibiting cannonballs on the INSIDE of the pool; this unfortunate oversight destroys the pool and ruins their party.]*

**Lincoln:** "NOOOOOO!!"

**Luna:** "Whoa, dude...looks like pool's out for summer."

**Lori:** "How we are gonna keep cool now?"

**Lisa:** "I'll go get the frozen succotash."

**Lincoln:** "No worries, guys. I got just the thing."

*[Everyone is cramped inside Paradise for One, making it paradise for a dozen.]*

**Lincoln:** *[to the viewers]* "So, it turns out that a pool, and basically everything that's awesome in life, is more fun when everyone gets to be a part of it."

*[Bobby blows his whistle.]*

**Bobby:** "Fecal incident!"

**Kids:** "LOUD FAMILY, OUT!"

*[All except Lily get out of the pool, making it pretty obvious that Lily was the cause of the fecal incident.]*

**Lily:** *[giggles in her own paradise for one.]*