Dad As Heck

**Donathon Major Davis "Dad as heck" 'Dad'" Donald "Don" Walker**, A.K.A. **"the big Cheese"** or **"lil cheesy"** plays the role "Dad As Heck" or simply "Dad" on the hit YouTube channel Friends Without Benefits..He is known for being the “gayest” member of FWOB, and appears to have the greatest hatred for the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise of video games. He is the only non gamer on FWOB. When playing Mario Party, Donathon likes to play as Daisy, or Yoshi in Mario Party 2 and 1, and has used Toad in a couple arcs of 5. probably to "give our BUP boy some proper adhesive."

**Benefits-Meter**
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## Accomplishments

- Has taught Weegee the God about the wonders of Star Fox.

- Really good at Spelunky.

- He can rock black nails (any nail color really).

- Shouting “Gamble, gamble, gamble!” More often than any other FWOB member.

- Watched the movie "The Matrix" for the first, and only time four years ago. (2017).

- Has referred to Alpharad as "Sweetie" many times, such as in the Sonic '06 episode "Pounding Drinks".

- Was in the past dependent on a sugar mama to pay his bills.

- Nowadays he earns probably thousands of cents through the FWOB series (Alpha mentioned he wouldn't say he's poor anymore (which probably means Donathon is a youtube billionaire).

- Impressively bad at Custom Robo, as evidenced by the fact that he handed off the controller to 3 separate members of FWOB (Deezus, Weegee and Alpharad) to beat the final boss.

- Can perfect ledge-dash with Falco with a Wiimote

- Not something he wants to be put on the spot about

- Mom lets him have 50 animated emote slots on bust.today

## Trivia

* His full legal name is Donathon "Don" Dad as confirmed by Cade "Weegee" McKown during the episode Minecraft: Chicken Hut - EPISODE 13
* His Legal first name is Major confirmed by Cade "Weegee" McKown during the episode 3rd Place Match - More Goofs
* First name is actually Davis Spiderman: Terror In the City - EPISODE 11
* Also known as "the big Cheese" and "lil cheesy" confirmed in the description of Twilight Princess!! Part 3
* Height confirmed during WARIOWARE PARTY GAMES - 2/28/2020 and MARIO PARTY 8 LIVE!!!! - 3/6/2020
* Donathon has 70in of unsuable penis as confirmed in MARIO PARTY 8 LIVE!!!! - 3/6/2020
* Favorite color is big purp revealed during MARIO PARTY 8 LIVE!!!! - 3/6/2020
* One of the main editors of FWOB, along with Dillon
* Donathon hosts Taskmaster (TV series) confirmed by Cade "Weegee" McKown live during MARIO PARTY 8 LIVE!!!! - 3/6/2020
* Donathon is both allergic to cats and gay - NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY (??) VRCHAT
* Donathon is known as the "sweetheart" of FWOB, often times supporting other cast members during moments of anguish.
* Donathon is not one to pass up an offering of free alcohol, especially during events of harsh stress (as seen in Sonic '06).
* When Donathon is drunk, he sounds like a teenage girl. (Mario Golf Toadstool Tour, Epsiode 3)
* Due to his stories of gay bars, as well as his homosexual attributes, many assume dad\_as\_heck is gay\_as\_heck.
* Donathon has had sex with a man
* However, as a result of the known relationship with his beloved ex-girlfriend BlueRisu, it is safe to assume Donathon is bisexual,but this is yet to be confirmed.
* Donathon's canon sexuality is 'haha, yeah'
* Donathon has seen Major's driver's license - Super Castlevania IV: maybe next time i guess - EPISODE 10
* Gets great joy out of people on the internet wanting to know his sexuality
* Donathon, on episode 22 of Mario Party 4, upon given the option, called Wario a "snuke"; an offensive slur for those who have been assassinated via snowballs. Donathon has thereafter been discouraged by Alpharad from calling anyone a snuke after that incident.
* On August 3rd, 2017, Donathon posted on twitter that he loves his 'girlfriends', although it is very unclear if he was being serious or not. He mentions this again during episode 29 of Mario Party 4 as well as episode 6 of A Way Out.
* Donathon was banned from twitter and definitely doesn't have another one at gamer.sex
* On Super Monkey Ball Episode 1, Donathon quotes that being called "the person equivalent of aderall," by Weegee the God is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to him.
* On episode 33 of Mario Party 4, a viewer comments that "Dad blocked me that fucking cunt" to which Donathon responds with "then you deserved it mother fucker" Why he spells motherfucker like that is not known.
* In episode 1 of Star Fox 64, Donathon states that his mom told him to throw away Star Fox 64 after 9/11.
* Refers to Dillon as Dilly in the patreon discord
* Has referred to his friends as "Anime loving Freaks"
* Confirmed many times that he was Yoshi in Episode 4 of Mario Party 2.
* He is always watching
* He hates the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and will say so any time it is brought up
* He hates the intro "What's up Gamers," as stated in Episode 5 of Titan Souls
* gay?
* He's crossed his legs better than anyone has crossed their legs before
* Was not wearing a wrist strap in episode 13 of Mario Party 8, wow.
* No one knows his real gender
* Has a soft brain
* Had to play the final mode of Sonic Adventure DX
* Will block anyone on Twitter that tweets him a picture of a cat
* Knows that the name of the main character in the 50 Shades trilogy is Anastasia.
* Donathon is the reason Dillon had to get rid of his cat
* Is learning
* likes abuse
* Wants all of his fans to jump from their roofs
* Donathon loves Project M
* Talks about anal sex a lot.
* Tweet him dog pictures
* Loves the tweet from Twitter account @Twitter that says "the"
* Owns the domain gamer.sex and fuckmyasshole.today
* He owns 3 pairs of jorts, as stated in the "Deezus vs. Christopher Robin" stream.
* Donathon is not your dad
* Fwob original
* His original twitter account was suspended for his reply to a tweet stating "my wife's a bitch but if anyone even looks at her they're dead"
* gay??

## Quotes

* “'I’m Gay' Dillon 2018. Dad 2018.” - NieR Automata: Wherefore Art Thou? - Episode 10
* "No... I'm actually feeling pretty good... Who? Oh, from uh... Yeah." *Sonic 06: To Infinity - EPISODE 17 - Friends Without Benefits* [1]
* "Much like gay marriage, this is a slippery slope." - Getting Drunk While Getting Over It: Falling Further - EPISODE 2
* "God, babies are weak!" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhq4UA0NAS8#t=13m32s
* "Just climb the ladder, it's like stairs but your hands are involved" - ZELDA BOAT! HAHAHEHE XD - WIND WAKER HD - 11/22/19
* "Beard Dad is over, long live moustache Dad." - Risk of Rain 2 - MOIST MEN