Rules of Nature

The **Rules of Nature** are a common gag in Coach Conversations, in where if one of the rules is broken, the universe explodes. In the event of the universe exploding, normally the gods go back in time.

## List of rules

### General rules

* The names "Kevin", “Celia”, and “Midare” must always be censored.
	+ It is allowed to say the name "Kevin", as long as it is to refer to the coach by GrandTheftAutoHero (SFPR).
* Xxdenmexx can’t make an intimate lesbian or straight couple.
* Kanetrealms can’t make a straight couple that is not forgettable.
* Coaches cannot be normal, unless stated below.
* The scroll that contains the rules of nature must never be destroyed.
* Anyone who aligns with Cyber must be destroyed immediately.
* Loopholes are not allowed on the Coach Conversation Players server.
* DynamoDerp11 is legally not allowed to swear.
* All fans of Harold shall be snapped out.

### Xxdenmexx

* Mary must be forever alone.
* Chris and Alex cannot date people other than each other, or break up.
* Nobody other than Alex can know Amy is lesbian.
* Mason can’t lose his innocence.
* James can’t swear.
* Lucy can’t use her powers for her own entertainment.
* Valentine must do something stupid and say ":D" everytime she appears.
* Becky’s facts are always right.
* Abigail’s text can’t feature any capital letter and/or apostrophe.
* Nelson can’t admit he is bisexual.
* Mary must die whenever she tries to use the Daddy Card.

### Kanetrealms

* Spencer and Will cannot break up.
* Victoria’s secret crush must never be revealed.
* Will’s parents cannot revive.
* Sage is not allowed to be corrupted.
* Zeia must be aromantic for the rest of time.
* Ivy must do something stupid every 5 seconds.
* Athena must never be nice to Shawn and Sinah.
* Sinah cannot learn English.
* No one, besides Berkeley and Brooke, can know Xiao is trans.
* Brooke cannot be caught by the police.
* Aria must be narcissistic each time she appear.
* Gossip Time! cannot be cancelled.
* Leah can’t solve a problem right.
* Noor must always talk in capital letters.
* Berkeley cannot kill a girl due to her lesbianity.

### Orangespark24

* Skyler must be memorable everytime she appears.

### Tomodachidudeball

* Debbie and Donny must never fall into obscurity.
* Sam must say something patriotic every time he appears.
* Eduardo must always be happy and optimistic.
* No one can know how Discoain and the The Pixel King are able to see aside from Estelle and themselves.
* Reginald and Zira cannot date anyone other than each other.
* Harold cannot date anyone.

### GrandTheftAutoHero (SFPR)

* Rhea cannot say no to a hug, but she is fine with this rule of nature.
* Grace should always use her chair as a weapon.

### iiCyberFoox

* Hu must never forget how to speak in English or Korean.
* Abu must punch anyone in the face if they try to capture Nyai.
* Raphael’s name cannot be revealed more than 7 times per thread.

### DynamoDerp11

* Cyber cannot make anyone self-aware.
* Cyber cannot hold on to a girlfriend for more than one month.
* Olivia must ask to be someone’s therapist at least twice a thread.
* Percival must make a comment about commoners at least four times a thread.
* Duo must always annoy Katie, whether he’s in her phone or not.

### LapisJD

* Susie and Mark can’t stop being serious.
* Rin can’t stop being weird.
* Beatrice must always ask if everyone is okay when something bad happens.

### AlexTheJustDancer

* Aiden has to be cringy every time he appears.
* Azora has to always be responsible.
* Silas can never unstan Lady Gaga.

### Averagejustdanceplayer21

* Jess can’t stop loving tech.
* Irene has to be bored, at least a minute of every day.

### Dusty the pyrite

* chad can never find out he doesn't have powers.
* the general can never take over the world.

## Lim3st0ne

* Phiona can not be a triggered bitch or abuse her powers.
* Scrubs Must never lose his innocence

## List of Instances When These Rules Have Been Broken

* El Frog has made numerous attempts to marry Mary with the intention of destroying the universe.
* In Coach Conversations 9: Why?, Alex intentionally kissed Mary after a slew of shut ups directed at Harold and Wyatt.
* In Coach Conversations 16: TAKE TWO, Valentine made Harold fall in love with a person named "Me".
* In Coach Conversation Players, Mary and Sarah summoned a hot demon which proceeded to take Mary to do *"Something"*

## Alternate Universe Rules of Nature

Discovered by Brooke, Berkeley, and Jordan, there is an alternate version of the scroll existing in the Alternate Universe. These rules often are either nonsensical or the polar opposite of rules in the Just Dance Universe.

### General rules

* The name "Kevin" can never be censored.
	+ If it is to refer to the coach of *Step by Step*, it must be censored each time.
* Xxdenmexx cannot make a straight or lesbian couple that isn’t intimate.
* Kanetrealms cannot make a straight couple that is not memorable.
* Coaches must always be normal.
* The scroll that contains the rules of nature cannot be destroyed.
* Anybody who does not align with Cybur must be destroyed immediately.
* Loopholes are allowed on the Coach Conversations Players server.
* DynamoDerp11 is legally allowed to swear.

### Xxdenmexx

* Merrie must always be in a relationship.
* Nelspn and Añex cannot date other people or break up.
* Everyone, besides Añex, must be aware of Aimee’s lesbianity.
* Mayson cannot gain innocence.
* Jaymes must swear in every sentence.
* Lewcie must only use her powers for her own pleasure.
* Valintein cannot do something stupid and say ":D" after.
* Beckis’s facts are always wrong.

### Kanetrealms

* will.i.am. and Damon cannot break up.
* Bitchtoria’s secret crush must never be forgotten.
* will.i.am.’s parents cannot die.
* Saje must always be corrupted.
* Zaia can never go aromantic.
* Yvi must do something good every 5 seconds.
* Atheenuh must always be nice to Shon and Sina.
* Sina must only know English, and can’t forget it.
* Everyone, besides Berkilee and Brok, must know and never forget Ciao’s trans identity.
* Brok must be outed out to the police.
* Arya must be kind everytime she appear.
* Gossip Time! must always be cancelled.
* Lia must always solve a problem right.
* Noor can only talk in lowercase letters.

### Orangespark24

* Eskailer must be forgettable everytime she appears.

### GrandTheftAutoHero (SFPR)

* Ria cannot say yes to a hug, but she is fine with this rule of nature.
* Graice should never use her chair as a weapon.

### iiCyberFoox

* Hue must never remember how to speak in English or Korean.
* Abue cannot punch anyone in the face if they try to capture Nyae.
* Rafell's name must always be said more than 7 times per thread.

### DynamoDerp11

* Bolivia cannot do yoga.
* Tonie must end up with Katy.
* Celia must love Cybur unconditionally.
* All robot coaches created by DynamoDerp11 are to remain loyal to Cybur.
* Olivir must fall in love with everyone he meets.

### Tomodachidudeball

* Debby and Donnie must never become famous.
* Sem must say something anti-American every time he appears.
* Edoardo must always be sad and pessimistic.
* Everyone must know how Dicoain and The Pixel Prince can see.

### Averagejustdanceplayer21

* Jessie can never love tech.
* Irena can never be bored, not even for one minute.

## Trivia

* The rule that the scroll of the rules of nature must never be destroyed is the only rule that remains the same between both universes.
* Many of the Alternate Universe’s rules clash with the Alternate Universe itself, most notably "Everyone must always be normal".
* If two or more rules are broken at the same time, the universe is supposed to explode permanently, however, Gods are still able to revive it.