recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Глава 7

**Железные слезы** — 7-я глава *Edens Zero* Хиро Машимы.

## Содержание

Группа ошеломлена на месте маленького робота, который называет себя Е. М. Пино, или Пино для краткости. Пино объясняет, что она является анти-машинным андроидом, но в этот момент власть внезапно гаснет вместе со счастливым. Ребекка объясняет, что EMP означает электромагнитный импульс, который может отключить электронику, поэтому Happy shutdown и почему Шики не мог использовать свою эфирную передачу раньше. К счастью, питание возвращается через несколько секунд, и хэппи приходит в себя, понятия не имея, что произошло.

Шики впечатлена властью Пино и немедленно просит быть ее другом, и в то время как ситуация странная для нее, Пино соглашается, к большому удивлению Ребекки. Вайс все еще расстроен, что в деле не было денег, и задается вопросом, Можно ли продать Пино за какие-либо деньги. Пино говорит, что у нее нет рыночной цены, так как она является собственностью своего создателя и хозяина. Она также объясняет, что проснулась, потому что ей показалось, что она услышала голос своего учителя. Однако, когда Вайз спрашивает ее, является ли Сибирь ее хозяином, Пино начинает паниковать в страхе и убегает.

Вайс задается вопросом, планирует ли Сибирь использовать Пино, чтобы украсть деньги, и решает, что хочет в этом участвовать, преследуя маленького андроида. Ребекка помнит, как старший Вайз сказал ей никогда не красть, оставив ее разочарованной в прошлом Вайз.

Услышав, что они упоминают о Сибире, одна из официанток объясняет, что Вайз и Сибир были товарищами, но недавно поссорились и что, если они попадут в поле зрения Сибира, они не покинут город живым.

Снаружи Ребекка решает, что единственное, что они могут сделать, это выяснить, в порядке ли их корабль, а затем попытаться вернуться в синий сад как лучше не связываться с прошлым. Шики тогда показывает Ребекке Би-куб, который он нашел в случае Пино, и в то время как Ребекка злится на него за то, что он взял его, устройство внезапно активируется, показывая видеозапись Сибир, приказывающей Пино танцевать для него, даже если она не может. Сибир тогда жестоко удаляет ее левую ногу, оставляя Пино в слезах, и затем приказывает ей стереть все воспоминания о ее предыдущем хозяине. Пока трое в ужасе продолжают смотреть видео, Сибирь приказала одному из своих людей насильно стереть воспоминания Пино и заменить ее ногу гвоздем. Явно разъяренный, Шики клянется вернуть Пино домой к ее хозяину, говоря, что никто не заставляет его друзей плакать, с Ребеккой, отказывающейся простить человека также. Хэппи смотрит на дело Пино и узнает, что ее последняя дата обслуживания была X492, год, из которого они пришли, что означает, что Сибирь уже испортила прошлое. Три клянутся остановить Сибирь и спасти Пино, несмотря ни на что.

В убежище Сибира Пино вернулся к Сибиру, который затем объявляет о своем плане захватить город, поскольку Вайс наблюдает в тени. К ужасу Вайза, он тогда видит, что у Сибири была помощь в форме разрушителей Юга: братья Фут.

## Персонажи в порядке Появления

1. Шики Гранбелл
2. Вайз Штайнер (Х442)
3. Ребекка
4. Хэппи
5. Е. М. Пино
6. Сибир
7. Братья Фут
Рассеивающий Драйвер

**Рассеивающий Драйвер** — техника, используемая Сестрой Ивли.

## Описание

Руки пользователя светятся и выпускают свет, способный достичь верхних этажей небоскреба. Свет исправляет или сбрасывает эффекты ненормального состояния, такие как окаменение и связывание.

Сестра Ивли впервые продемонстрировала технику, спасая всех девочек, заточенных в башне Иллеги.

Во время сражения с Даичи Сестра Ивли использовала эту технику, чтобы сбросить эффект статуса "Связана", освободившись от Дерево Боли оппонента.

## Примечания

1. ↑  Глава 26, стр. 12-13
2. ↑  Глава 90, стр. 12
3. ↑  Глава 26, стр. 12-13
4. ↑  Глава 90, стр. 12
Глава 43

## Информация

### Том

#6

### Эпизод в Аниме

TBA

**Запах денег** — 43-я глава *Edens Zero* Хиро Машимы.

## Персонажи в порядке Появления

1. Драккен Джо
2. Паук
3. Диего Райес
4. Сет Андерсон
5. Муррэй Моррисон
6. Мария Слайм
7. Ведьма
8. Сестра Ивли
9. Моско
10. Отшельница
11. Шики Гранбелл
12. Хомура Когетсу
13. Ребекка
14. Вайз Штайнер (Х442)
15. Е. М. Пино
16. Хэппи
17. Ноа Гленфилд

## Использованные Сила, Техники и Способности

### Сила

* Эфирное Устройство (エーテルギア *Ēteru Gia*)

### Предметы

* Космические Корабли
	+ Белиальский Ходок (ベリアル·ゴア *Beriaru Goa*)
	+ Нулевой Эдем (エデンズ ゼロ *Edenzu Zero*)
Таурус ФТ-003

**Таурус ФТ-003** (タウロスＦＴ００３ *Taurosu FT 003*) одноместный истребитель, который используется экипажем Нулевого Эдема.

## Описание

Таурус ФТ-003 — крошечный истребитель, но достаточно просторный, чтобы вместить одного человека. На корме корабля нарисован астрономический знак Тельца, а на крыльях видна эмблема принадлежности истребителя.

## Способности

**20mm Gun Pods**: The starfighter's primary weapon is a pair of blasters mounted at the front of the ship on either side of the pilot.

**Homing Multi-Missiles**: The starfighter's secondary weapon is a cluster of homing missiles which can lock on to approximately twenty separate targets before detonating.

## Примечания

1. ↑  Глава 75, стр. 17
2. ↑  Глава 76, стр. 5
3. ↑  Глава 76, стр. 6 - 7
One More Round

"One More Round" is the third track of the first act of Janissary, and the third track of the album overall.

## Lyrics

[BOGDAN:]

Dirt in your fingernails

Holes in your clothes

The smell of fresh alcohol

The fathers we know

No bridge for the distance

This, children will learn

We judge and we wonder

Until it’s our turn

So pour us here one more round

We've not yet fallen down

I can still lay down

Without holding onto the ground

Here's to knowing our place

And boots in our face

Try to ground us on down

So right now, one more round

All the days lurching forward while the liquor pours forth

And why not, what've you got to stop it for?

All the good times will fade to a future that's laced

With a tedium that drives any man here insane

Brave our fathers fought then but returned broken men

My old man slogged and scraped, his wild fire tamed

He drank a strong brew he made of sad bitter rage

To his grave and I know that that's me soon one day

All our days set in place from our cribs to our graves

Sure you kick for a minute before you settle in your cage

You're flat broke and you're heeled, you just work your field

Get too loud, they'll come 'round and your little girl steal

Our masters one and all hold us all by the balls

And like beaten dogs, they think we'll just lay and take it all

Be their battered whore, come crawl and grovel one and all

But out there in the hills are rebels, blood to spill

So one more round, I'm not yet broken down

The Vizier's death or my last breath is all I care for now

One day soon, he'll say my girl's name in pain

On my soul, this I vow so right now one more round
Ангельское Перо

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## Ангельское Перо

* Аниме
* Манга

## Информация

### Пользователи

Джастис
Виктори
Крид

## Первое Появление

### Аниме

Эпизод 7

**Ангельское Перо** — коммандос Джастиса из Орасион Сейс Интерстеллар, принадлежащий армии Межзвездного Союза.

## Описание

Ангельское Перо – большой серебряный космический корабль с замысловатым ангельским крылом вокруг него.

Он может стрелять огромным энергетическим лучом.

## Интересные Факты

* Имя корабля — отсылка на Ангела, члена Орасион Сейс в *Fairy Tail*.

## Примечания

1. ↑  Глава 13, стр. 13
2. ↑  Глава 14, стр. 11
3. ↑  Глава 14, стр. 12
Глава 10

**Мы же друзья** — 10-я глава *Edens Zero* Хиро Машимы.

## Содержание

Сибир и все присутствующие шокированы тем, что Шики только что удалось нанести ему удар. Взбешенная, Сибирь взлетает навстречу Шики, используя усиленную руку Вайса, сделанную для него, говоря, что он покажет ему, что происходит с теми, кто возится с его городом. Шики возражает, говоря ему, что машины живы и что он должен заботиться о них, заканчивая преступника атакой Magimech: Gravity Cannon .

Именно тогда птица Сибири использует своего меха, чтобы схватить Шики, когда она активирует самоуничтожение. Внезапно, E. M. Пино останавливает мех, активируя ее EMP, объявляя, что она не игрушка Сибири. Вайс стоит перед Сибиром, направив пистолет ему в голову. Когда он нажимает на курок, пистолет застревает из-за EMP, поэтому Вайс просто разбивает руку робота Сибира.

Когда Шики спрашивает Пино, в порядке ли она, Пино спрашивает, почему он беспокоится о машине, когда он ранен. Шики говорит, что это потому, что они друзья, на что Пино со слезами на глазах соглашается.

Вернувшись в убежище Сибира, Ребекка объясняет, что Сибир крал военных роботов по всему городу, используя способность Пино, но они были переданы полиции. Хэппи спрашивает, как Пино, андроид из своего времени, оказался в прошлом, а Пино ответил, что она ничего не помнит благодаря стиранию памяти Сибира. Вайс поднимает тот факт, что последнее обслуживание было сделано на ней профессором Вайсом . Они думают, что если вернутся в будущее, то вернутся воспоминания Пино.

В этот момент прибывает полиция. В то время как Ребекка изначально не беспокоится, Пино указывает, что у них будут проблемы, так как у них нет идентификатора, в результате чего все они будут бежать за ним. Вайз продолжает следовать за ними, когда полиция признает его из банды Сибира.

Вернувшись в Водяное Крыло, Шики, Хэппи, Ребекка и Пино готовятся отправиться в Blue Garden, чтобы найти способ вернуться в свое время. Как только они взлетают, полиция догоняет их и начинает стрелять в них. В то время как водное крыло может легко опередить их, ему внезапно мешает покинуть планету неизвестное энергетическое поле. Именно тогда появляется Вайс, пробравшись на корабль, чтобы убежать. Затем он говорит группе, что если они передадут ему корабль, то он сможет помочь им попасть в космос.

## Персонажи в порядке Появления

1. Шики Гранбелл
2. Сибир
3. Вайз Штайнер (Х442)
4. Хэппи
5. Е. М. Пино
6. Ребекка

## Битвы и События

* Шики Гранбелл и Е. М. Пино vs. Сибир (конец)

## Использованные Сила, Техники и Способности

### Сила

* Эфирное Устройство (エーテルギア *Ēteru Gia*)
	+ Гравитационное Эфирное Устройство (重力のエーテルギア *Jūryoku no Ēteru Gia*)

### Техники

* Механическая Атака: Гравитационная Пушка (魔械流 重弾 *Makai-ryū: Jūdan*)

### Предметы

* Космические Корабли
	+ Водяное Крыло (アクアウイング *Akua Uingu*)
Урожай из Пуль

**Урожай из Пуль** – это техника, используемая Отшельницей.

## Описание

Пользователь овладевает большим количеством оружия, которое подключено к сети, затем наводит его на противника и, показывая в направлении оппонента, выстреливает множеством оружия одновременно. Пользователь также может выбрать снаряд, тем самым заменив патроны на эфир.
Спа Эдема

**Спа Эдема** — ванная комната, расположенная на Нулевом Эдеме.

## Описание

Спа Эдема - гигантская круглая ванна, расположенная внутри Нулевого Эдема. Он огорожен стенами и имеет большое дерево, растущее посередине. Дерево находится внутри строения с вытекающей из него водой. В спа-центре много листьев и ягод. Спа-центр очень жаркий около 42°C (107. 6°F), и пар, кажется, выливается из него. Он был назван Ребеккой.

## Расположение

Спа Эдема расположен позади резной фигуры на носу Нулевого Эдема в стеклянном куполе.

## Примечания

1. ↑  Глава 15, стр. 6
2. ↑  Глава 29, стр. 4
3. ↑  Глава 42, стр. 1-2
Глава 71

## Информация

### Том

#8

### Эпизод в Аниме

TBA

**Стальная Колдунья** — 71-я глава *Edens Zero* Хиро Машимы.

## Персонажи в порядке Появления

1. Ведьма
2. Сет Андерсон
3. Мария Слайм
4. Диего Райес
5. Хомура Когетсу
6. Шики Гранбелл
7. Вайз Штайнер (Х442)
8. Хэппи
9. Отшельница
10. Ребекка
11. Сестра Ивли
12. Е. М. Пино
13. Драккен Джо
14. Моско
15. Сильф
16. Лагуна
17. Фай
18. Неназванный Четвертый Элемент

## Битвы и События

* Ведьма vs. Отряд Драккена (начало и конец)

## Использованные Сила, Техники и Способности

### Сила

* Эфирное Устройство (エーテルギア *Ēteru Gia*)

### Способности

* Рукопашный Бой
* Боевое Одеяние

### Предметы

* Нулевой Эдем (エデンズ ゼロ *Edenzu Zero*)
* Белиальский Ходок (ベリアル·ゴア *Beriaru Goa*)
Back to the Winters' House

**Back to the Winters' House** is the tenth track of Kevin & Abi And The Secret Of The Stolen Sun.

## Performers

Oliver Marsh as "Kevin"

Kiera-Marie Somers as "Abi"

Hayley Warner as "Alyssa"

Paul Shapera as "Geoff" and "[[Zippy}]]"

## Lyrics

Abi: So Kem was always the best student?

Alyssa: I worked twice as hard as him.

Geoff: Although she's the best student now.

Abi: I'm sorry?

Geoff: She was just saying, now that Kem's gone-

Alyssa: Geoff, shut up.

Geoff: But all those scholarships, that's really good for you.

Alyssa: My friend would never say these things. And anyway, we need Zippy. He's the key to getting back in. We're going to need to break into the Winters' house.

Geoff: Through the special window I know.

Abi: All that security and you can just climb in a window?.

Kevin: All right, lets go.

Geoff:

Everybody gets an aria, I better get my say

I'm a kid who's only 15-

Alyssa: 16

Geoff:

16 and I'm gay

I am so in love with kem, it's so...

Alyssa: You feel your heart will burst?

Geoff:

Yes, and he never saw me that way so wow, it's just the worst

It's very sympathetic. Boy, we've had it rough

Me and Alyssa, we are tight, we're total bffs, the works

And me, I'm kinda stupid, so ignore when I'm confused

Just here supporting Alyssa, no clue here what to do

Alyssa: Don't you have any shame?

Kevin: And we're back at the computer.

Alyssa: Zippy? It's me, Alyssa. We need to get into the classroom

Zippy: Well hello there, Alyssa!

Its Zippy, I'm your personal assistant

Can I help you out with something on this bright and lovely day?

Kevin: Can you tell him to-

Zippy:

I heard you say help you into the classroom - is that right?

Because I'll get you guys all in there right away!

Kevin: Zippy, how well did you know Kem?

Alyssa: Zippy was Kem's only real friend.

Abi: I'm sorry, what?

Zippy:

The sad boy, who no one would notice

Trying to fight 'gainst his dad

Wishing that he could escape from this world, so cruel and so mad

I'm Zippy, I'm your personal assistant

Can I help you out with something on this bright and lovely day?

I heard you say help you into the classroom - is that right?

Because we're in, so here it is, come on let's play!

Hey there, folks, welcome to the Voodooverse!
Mother (Song)

This article is about the song from Slenderman. For the character, see Mother.

"Mother" is the sixth track of the third act of Slenderman, and the twenty-third track of the album overall.

## Lyrics

[MOTHER:]

Come and kiss your mother

It’s been a long time, come

Since your species up and left me

Ah, but I don’t hold a grudge

My sweets, I am the mother

Of all of your sad kind

I birthed you and what dark, frightful games

We played once, you and I

This is my Red Realm

Here I am the Queen

Though I have siblings

I doubt you’ll ever meet

And they have their Realms

We rarely speak that much

Though sometimes we mate, afterwards

We try to eat each other up

A very special brother

We copulated once

Your species was the result

The smartest I have spawned

You lived with me millennia

Such sweet games we played

The hunt, the blood, the double cross

The psychodrama escapades

One day, you escaped me

I know that you had help

You all fled and in that cursed

Bubble you’ve since dwelled

My other little monsters

They’re dear to me too

But they can’t play my games with me

Half as good as you

So I send your siblings

Like my tall and slender son

To squirm into that bubble

And bring you back here one by one

You’ve come for sweet old Claire

Who arrived just yesterday

And I've not played with nor eaten her

So I suggest a game

None of you have simply

Walked back into my house

Little ghost and little man

You are something else

Play a game with me, my sweets

We’ll have a lovely time

You win, you take the girl and go

You lose and you are mine

Show respect to Mother

Come kiss me on the mouth

Your life I made, it’s mine to take

When suppertime comes round

Show respect to Mother

You naughty little sweets

Now you’ve come home to hang your bones

And snuggle up with me

Show some respect

Respect to Mother

Come grovel at my feet

Beg and plead

Stay my sweets

And play my games with me
Maggie Kozak

Maggie performing in The Posthuman Cabaret, photo by Nora Bellamy

**Maggie Kozak** is a singer. She was one of the performers at The Posthuman Cabaret, and according to Paul, "the crowd literally couldn’t scream any louder for Maggie (and they were screaming like meth banshees) and started stomping the floor like a thundering horde of Mongols while they continued screaming that deafening roar that i swear could destroy universes."
Nathan Brindesi

**Nathan Brindesi** is a minor character in *The Grand Cyberpunk Gala of Gabriella Gadfly*. He is voiced by Paul Shapera.

## Background

Nathan Brindesi was a reclusive, obscure author. His social anxiety prevented him from interacting with people comfortably, so instead he would interact with people online. Brigid, a woman he interacted with and took a liking to, had a daughter, for whom Nathan wrote *Gabriella Gadfly and the Secret of the Cyber Eye* as a birthday present. Brigid and her daughter loved the story, sending it to a publisher, whereupon it saw a meteoric rise in popularity, and with it, Nathan, too, became a popular figure, to his horror.

Following the success of the first book, Nathan wrote sequels. The Gabriella Gadfly universe expanded to a franchise, with merchandise and adaptations across various media, all of which were immensely successful. All the while, Nathan, as popular as he was reclusive, was obsessed over by the media and his fans. His desire to remain private was nothing but an obstacle to the media, with paparazzi frequently invading his home just to take pictures of him, even in the most private possible situations.

One day, Nathan announced that he would be hosting a live video chat online, and when the time came, thousands were in attendance. He nervously greeted them, wished them well, and said his goodbyes, before shooting himself on stream. Despite his death, the franchise still managed to do well for a time, enough that the AI living beneath New Albion could hijack the franchise for their own ends.
Диджиталс

**Диджиталс** (デジタリス *Dejitarisu*) это "супер виртуальная" планета, которая однажды служила сервером для MMORPG Rogue Fantasia. После того, как игра была прекращена, планета продолжала существовать как виртуальный мир для самонадеянных неигровых персонажей. Это четвёртая планета, которую посетили Шики Гранбелл и Экипаж Эдема.

## Описание

Диджиталс является как виртуальным измерением, так и реальной планетой, изначально существующей для целей виртуальной фэнтези-игры, которая не может физически взаимодействовать в физическом пространстве. После инцидента, который произошел за несколько десятилетий до X492, игра прекратила обслуживание и NPC начали расти самоуверенностью. NPC переписали свои программы и стали жить в собственном виртуальном обществе.

В X492, до сих пор можно войти в Диджиталс путем процесса "погружения" и создания виртуального аватара. Однако, несмотря на то, что Диджиталс является виртуальным миром, любой полученный ущерб, повлияет на физическое тело любого человека, которому был причинен вред во время "погружения".

## Расположение

Планета расположена в виртуальном пространстве космоса Сакура.

## Достопримечательности

* Криста
* Дримилл

## Примечания

1. ↑  Глава 30, стр. 11-12
2. ↑  Глава 30, стр. 13
3. ↑  Глава 30, стр. 18-19
4. ↑  Глава 30, стр. 12-13
Mindwipe Initiated

"Mindwipe Initiated" is the eleventh track of The Grand Cyberpunk Gala of Gabriella Gadfly.

## Performers

Jessica Singer as "Mary"

Psyche Chimere as "Han-Mi"

Rhys Owen as "Henry"

## Lyrics

[MARY:] *(spoken)*

Well this screws everything up. I'm sorry for your loss. Thoughts and prayers. Now...

Initiate capture and mindwipe.

Capture and mindwipe initiated.

[HENRY:] *(spoken)*

Han! Han, get up. Get up, we have to get out of here. Han! Okay, I'll just carry you then.

[HENRY:]

When you're lost and there's nowhere to go

Then at least, Han, I want you to know

It was nice to be free for a while, you and me

Stand ashore while our dreams drift away out to sea

[HAN-MI:] *(spoken)*

No. No. Henry, you have turn into Hurl.

[HENRY:] *(spoken)*

Han. That's just a story. A fake memory. There's no Hurl.

[HAN-MI:] *(spoken)*

No. No, listen, Raven talked about narratives, right? The way I see it, there are two narratives. In one, we're screwed. They're going to wipe our minds and all this was for nothing. But in the other, you have within you a magnificent rage beast. And that's the narrative I believe in. I believe in it with all my heart and soul. So goddamn it, Henry, picture Hank naked, shy college boys, whatever you have do, but please... please... get... it... up.

[HENRY:]

I'm the wild man

The party's always where I am

Yeah, I'm the scream hurled by that drunk girl, yeah, yeah

I'm the sodomite

Who makes everything all right

Yeah, I'm the mad howl of your night out, yeah, yeah

I'm the bitch who won't be silenced

I'm the mayhem and the violence

I'm the creature who won't die when

It is cornered in the fight

I'm the rage that just won't quit

I am the stubborn will to live

I'm the granite and the grit

The eyes that shine in darkest night

I'm the bastard who won't go

Unto that good night, don't you know

I am the cavalry's last hope

The trumpet blowing that high note

I'm death here at your feet

I'm the beast who's come to feed

I am the teeth that make them bleed

I'm the rebel scream you need

Yeah!

I'm the wild man

Bitch, the party's always where I am

Yeah, I'm the scream hurled by that drunk girl, yeah, yeah

I'm the sodomite

Who makes everything all right

Yeah, I'm the mad howl of your night out, yeah, yeah

[HAN-MI:]

You killed him

[MARY:]

No, he's still alive

But he killed all my friends

All the other AIs

They're all gone

Now it's just me and you

[HAN-MI:]

Soon it's just me

After I kill you too

[MARY:]

How did you do this?

This can't be... unless

You are the secret

Agenda he hid

We asked the consultant to hide plans that we

Would not know or not guess, and what I've just seen

What has just happened

It cannot be

Unless you are post-human

The answer we seek

I see now, there were factors he placed

To increase odds of flowering in the cabaret

[HAN-MI:]

The answer to your problem

Is simpler still

If you really do want

To prevent your future self

End yourself, it solves all your woes

And I'll do it for you, it's the least I can do

[MARY:] *(spoken)*

Wait... wait.
In This Episode

"In This Episode" is the second track of the fourth act of The New Albion Guide to Analogue Consciousness, and the twenty-first track of the album overall.

## Performers

Kayleigh McKnight as "Mascot 3000"

Oliver Marsh as "Connor"

## Lyrics

[MASCOT 3000:]

I hope the world is like

My sci-fi magazines

Zip Morgan treks the galaxy

Like in issue 23

Inside a hive of snake men lie

The last memory of their star

Although he won’t escape with it

'til issue 24

[CONNOR:]

We think this girl’s the one we

Have waited so long to see

But I must send you with her so we know

Remember she’s your sister

Your life begins now with her

Within you empathy lies still I hope

[MASCOT 3000:]

Rachael flees the madman

But with me in her arms

Scared and lost, together we

Begin life on the run

[Announcer:] (spoken)

Welcome to the Shopogopolis.

If it exists, it's here for less.

[NARRATOR:] (spoken)

And now it's time to tune in for the astonishing adventures of Rachael and the Mascot 3000!

[MASCOT 3000:]

And in this episode

We’re wanted on the run

We live inside a mall

As days fade on and on

We agree trust none we see

Only her and me

Together then ours lives are like

My sci-fi magazines

And in this episode

The signal we have tracked

We learned at last about the past

The promises and pacts

My brothers when rejoined again

Perhaps a crew we’ll be

Wandering a storyland

Forever here with me

And in this episode

Across the worlds we go

It’s better than my tales

I only wish that she thought so

I have the app to bring them back

But first the heartbreak comes

I don’t know why she’s scared

I’d never leave her, never run
Han-Mi Sings an Intro

"Han-Mi Sings an Intro" is the fourth track of Miss Helen's Weird West Cabaret.

## Performers

Psyche Chimere as "Han-Mi"

Lauren Osborn as "Miss Helen"

## Lyrics

[HAN-MI:]

When your dreams drifted long out to sea

And the shoreline is black as can be

You could turn to the girl next to you drowning too

Come ashore, and once more

She'd find comfort in you

Over and over in you

Tangle together, you’d want me too

On a rowboat lost far out to sea

Filled with costumes and songs that we sing

In the play you think true is the girl drowning too

As you drift she could hold

And comfort you too

Over and over with you

Tangle together you’d love me too

[HELEN:]

So Han-Mi has put her plan in motion

[HELEN:] (spoken)

You did just fill them in on the sequence of plot events, right? 'Cause it sounded like you were...

[HAN-MI:] (spoken)

Oh yeah, totally. Yeah, I told them all about the plot details.

[HELEN:] (spoken)

Okay, you have to introduce my number now.

[HAN-MI:] (spoken)

Yeah, I'm on it.

[HAN-MI:]

Folks, this week we have got a song that's special

A song that is about our very own Miss Helen

Put your hands together ladies and a gentlemen

Miss Helen herself, folks
Edgar Builds a Business

"Edgar Builds a Business" is the fourth track of the second act of The Dolls of New Albion, and the tenth track of the album overall.

## Performers

#### Cast Album

Kayleigh McKnight as "The Narrator"

Jason Broderick as "Edgar McAlistair"

#### Ovalhouse Production

Kate Young as "The Narrator"

Oliver Marsh as "Edgar McAlistair"

## Lyrics

[NARRATOR:]

So Edgar tries the experiments he’s read
Annabella’s formula for bringing back the dead
The experiments of course proved a success
And thus a crazy notion comes into his head

[EDGAR:]

One day you will see
That I can be someone you never thought I’d be
One day you will see
That I can be someone you never thought I’d be

My friends step right up, I have brought you a thing
Why it's a miracle process that you will never believe
Your grandma, your parents, your child, I say who
Yes, whomever you've lost, I can bring back to you

You doubt me of course, think I'm out of head
But this week I'll choose five folks and bring back their dead
And I'll put them in quality, mechanical dolls
Life sized, yes for free and you'll see it's not talk

My friends, can you hear me? The crowd's grown so big
And these orders, why I'll tell you, I barely know how to keep
Up with, so I must tell you, I'm building a store
Where your dead ones can be brought to you folks once more

With all this success I can offer new deals
Their bodies now come in different colors and feels
Like mahogany, lilac, and deep oaken red
Seven models to choose from to fit your dear dead

Gentlemen welcome, will the board please sit down
Our profits this quarter are almost beyond count
We're opening new factories, starting new ads
We're making our fortunes, so I've one thing to ask

There's a man they call Silof, and he once stole my girl
I want him destroyed, all he has in this world
His business, his home, and his carriage all crushed
I want him left penniless, face down in the dust

[NARRATOR:]

All your intentions take their toll
All you hate enthralls your soul
When you win you sometimes lose
And all you love does not love you

All your intentions take their toll
All you hate enthralls your soul
When you win you sometimes lose
And all you love does not love you

[EDGAR:]

Fay, good to see you, I asked you here so
You could listen to what I want to offer to you
That man who you left me for, you know he's in ruins
A broken down wreck, but Fay, my fortune booms

And I have a surprise, your dear long dead dad
I have taken the liberty of bringing him back
He sits now in my parlor, but Fay, the only way
you can see him or talk to him is to come back and stay
Happy Birthday, Love Zoe

"Happy Birthday, Love Zoe" is the eleventh track of the third act of Slenderman, and the twenty-eighth track of the album overall.

## Lyrics

[ZOE:]

I know your heart was torn away

So lost, you fell apart that day

And I know you can't hear me say

I've gone across a distant sea

So far away, searched and retrieved

I brought her back for you, you see

Happy birthday

It was all that I could do

Happy birthday

From me to you

You just see nothing now, I know

You think you're simply all alone

Sitting here so quietly

But the one who loves you yet

Has returned from far off with

That long lost heart for which you weep

Happy birthday

It was all that I could do

Happy birthday

From me to you

I know you sit here unaware

That I'm beside you now right here

Cheek to cheek and face to face

I guess I just came by this once

To bring back to you what you loved

Maybe you'll smile again one day

Happy birthday

It was all that I could do

Happy birthday

From me to you

Happy birthday

There's nothing for you I'd not do

Happy birthday

From me to you
Три Дзайтэн

**Три Дзайтэн** (三罪天 *Sanzaiten*, досл. "*Три Грешные Девы*") были командой правоохранителей, которые работают непосредственно на Куренай Когетсу на Сан Джуэл.

## Члены

* **Гаррот**: "Бич Небес", Бэндзайтэн (鞭罪天 *Benzaiten*, досл. "Кнут Грешной Девы"), и надзиратель рабочего района Сан Джуэла. Он использует парализующий кнут, который обездвиживает все, к чему он прикасается, и движется в любом направлении, куда он захочет.
* **Нино**: "Кулак Небес", Кендзайтэн (拳罪天 *Kenzaiten*, досл. "Кулак Грешной Девы"). Он использует форму эфирного устройства, называемую Руки Души, чтобы создавать дополнительные руки из твердого эфира для битвы. Также является аниме-отаку и известным Би-Кубером, который рассказывает о вещах, связанных с аниме. Позже решают присоединиться к мятежникам.
* **Баку**: "Топор Небес", Фудзайтэн (斧罪天 *Fuzaiten*, досл. "Топор Грешной Девы"). Он использует большой боевой топор и может похвастаться невероятной физической скоростью, которая превышает скорость человека.

## Ссылки

1. ↑  Глава 51, стр. 20
2. ↑  Глава 52, стр. 3-4
3. ↑  Глава 51, стр. 3
4. ↑  Глава 54, стр. 9
5. ↑  Глава 63, стр. 19-20
6. ↑  Глава 53, стр. 5-6
7. ↑  Глава 66
8. ↑  Глава 55, стр. 9
9. ↑  Глава 61, стр. 18
Life on the Run

"Life on the Run" is the fourth track of the first act of Slenderman, and the fourth track of the album overall.

## Performers

Paul Shapera as Timothy

Jeff Simms as Redneck Greek Chorus

## Lyrics

[TIMOTHY:]

Taste each tear that you feel

The hounds let loose on your trail

The months and miles meander

Across the estranged and crooked maze, I fled

Across back end roads, where jobs pay low

'Til it finds me once again

I might stay days or weeks somewhere

I might almost make a friend

For a few drinks, for five minutes

'Til I'm down the road again

[REDNECK GREEK CHORUS:]

All falls 'round as you go

Along the black mountain road

[TIMOTHY:]

I see them on the streets, sometimes

Kids clustered, 'bout my own age

They laugh in packs and touch and kiss

And I yearn, but yearn in vain

Conversation coming harder

As isolation stacks the miles

I forget now how to open up

Or how to make you smile

Or sit still without twitching

The tics that tremble track my tears

The sweet curse of the moonlit road

Turn the weeks to months, then years

[REDNECK GREEK CHORUS:]

All falls 'round as you go

Along the black mountain road

[TIMOTHY:]

Another sad motel room

In the stillness, there I lay

I always know that it is coming

So I listen and I wait

One more drink in one more bar

One more smoke in the stolen car

One more cup, one more stop

One more highway, one more truck

One more motel, squeaking bed

One more town you painted red

One more girl across the street

Whose name you won't know, you'll never meet

[TIMOTHY & REDNECK GREEK CHORUS:]

Taste each tear that you feel

Hounds let loose on your trail

[TIMOTHY:]

One more job that lasts a week

Nights on end that you don't speak

People, lives, you'll never be

Times of warmth you'll never see
Cascadia

The **Cascadian Alliance,** also known as simply **Cascadia,** is a military coalition of city-states.

## Role

The Cascadian Alliance is a military alliance consisting of the city-state of Cascadia and other unnamed city states, formed for the (presumptive) purpose of executing a military campaign against the fairies of Avalon. Their military forces are known as the Cascadian Hellhounds. As seen in the case of Jakob and Jesse Jansson, natives of Victoria, one does not have to be *from* Cascadia to become a part of Cascadia's military.

## Appearances

### The Broken Cyborg

In The Broken Cyborg, The Cascadian Military is mentioned as beginning attacks on the fairy city of Avalon in an anti-fairy genocide campaign.

### The Lost Fairy

The Cascadian Hellhounds, represented by the Jansson twins, are the main antagonists of The Lost Fairy. In the opening of the story, they have successfully sacked Avalon and killed the vast majority of its residents, with Symbel being the sole survivor. Knowing that she's the last fairy left, the Hellhounds pursue her, nearly cornering her until Jane the Cyborg rescues her. The Hellhounds continue to pursue the girls until the latter retreat into the realm of the Dwarves, but Jesse and Jakob meet the girls again as they exit the Dwarves' realm, while the Hellhounds at large are busy warring with New Albion. Jakob beats Jane almost to death, even severing his left arm to relinquish the small control Jesse has over their shared body in order to continue his assault uninhibited. However, his assault *would* soon be inhibited, as Han-Mi steps out of the shadows and shanks him. All the while, the Hellhounds still war with New Albion, and presumably continue to do so once the mystique of the Singularity's flight wears off.
Backstage idol story

**Backstage idol story** (バックステージ・アイドル・ストーリー) is a Japanese anime starring BiS that aired on Space Shower TV and Nico Nico Douga from October 10th to November 28th 2012.

Each episode was approximately 15 minutes long, with each episode split into two segments; the first half is backstage talk where the members discuss personal topics such as annoying fans and menstruation. The second half is an ad-libbed talk with an invited guest.

The members of BiS all voice themselves in the series.

Backstage idol story was released on Blu-Ray on Feburary 20th, 2013. It was also included in a special "Anime Edition" of BiS' single, STUPiG.

## Cast

* Pour Lui the Third *(Special Skill: Leader)*
* Hirano Nozomi Type 3 *(Hobby: Watching Youtube videos)*
* Terashima Yufu the Ninth *(Hobby: Reading old books)*
* Michibayashi Rio the Fifth *(Hobby: Idols)*
* Wakisaka Yurika the Eleventh *(Hobby: Dancing)*

## Trivia

* All of the episode titles are the names of famous idol songs.

## Gallery

Pour LuiHirano NozomiTerashima YufuMichibayashi RioWakisaka Yurika
Marjolein Nijsten

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**Marjolein Nijsten**, is also known as Pumpkin on the New Albion Discordian Society

## Characters

* Katy Shaw and the Search for the Stolen Secret as a New Albion Police Officer
* Nash Harding and the Secret of the Twisted Tower as Ryvyr's Little Goblin Friend

## Three pumpkins in a trenchcoat

Marjolein goes by the name of Pumpkin online and will sometimes pop-up in Paul's Instagram feed with fan-art. Though fully capable at traditional art she's gotten into pixel-art in her time on NADS illustrated by her constantly evolving gourd-sona which is made up of three pumpkins in a very stylish trenchcoat which gets changed up with seasons and events.
Волшебник

**Волшебник** – машина и один из Четырёх Тёмных Звёзд Короля Демонов.

## Внешность

Волшебник – машина с внешним видом стройного молодого человека с длинными, светлыми волосами и его глаза всегда закрыты.

Его наряд состоит из типичного плаща волшебника со светлым пальто, натянутым на плечи, и боевых доспехов под ним.

## Сила и Cпособности

**Божественная Молния**: Волшебник вызывает полосы молний, чтобы уничтожить многочисленные цели.

## Снаряжение

**Посох**: У Волшебника есть посох, который держит за спиной и использует в битве.

## Битвы и События

**Арка Первый Эдем**

* Нулевой Эдем vs. Первый Эдем
Entrance

**Entrance** is the second track of Kevin & Abi And The Secret Of The Stolen Sun.

## Performers

Oliver Marsh as "Kevin"

Kiera-Marie Somers as "Abi"

Kerttu Aarnipuu as "Ryvyr"

Lauren Osborn as "Xiao-Li Winters"

Paul Shapera as "Security Robots"

## Lyrics

(Door opens)

Robots:

Who are you, we must know if you are allowed

Identify your peasant selves and do it now

You must state your legal name and business or

We are authorized to act with lethal force

Kevin: Yes, um, hello giant, metal, killing machines. We were called here by Mrs Xiao-Li Winters maybe? There's been an incident with her son?

Ryvyr: Incident?

Abi: Probably murder. We don't get called to solve scrapes and bruises.

Robots:

Please surrender weapons, all the ones you have

Please surrender weapons or you cannot pass

Kevin: Oh, we don't carry any weapons.

Ryvyr: (sighs) Oh, alright.

(sound of ridiculous number of items being dropped)

Robots: All your weapons.

(sound of more objects dropping)

Robots: You may pass.

Abi: Those are very scary robots.

Ryvyr: Why did they have fairy sigils on them?

Kevin: What?

Abi: Are you sure?

Kevin: Well, that is interesting. Where do we go? This place is huge.

Abi: Santiago Winters has invested a lot in this new internet thing that's taking off.

Kevin: Ah, that thing where your phone makes those horrendous noises and then your screen takes five minutes to show someone's diary or something?

Abi: They're called web pages. People and businesses can write stuff on them.

Kevin: It sounds stupid. This is never going to go anywhere.

Ryvyr: They should put cat pictures up!

Kevin: Ugh, I hate cats. No one wants to look at cat pictures, disgusting beasts.

Ryvyr: They're delicious.

Abi: I'm sure it'll take off once they start putting cat pictures up.

Kevin: Here we are. Hello, you must be Mrs...

Xiao-Li: Xiao-Li, Xiao-Li Winters.
Bio5 简在实验室

"Bio5 简在实验室" is the sixth track of The Broken Cyborg. The title translates to "Jane in the lab."

## Performers

Psyche Chimere as "Han-Mi"

Liel Bar-Z as "Jane"

Paul Shapera as "Xander"

## Lyrics

[HAN-MI:] *(spoken)*

The more Xander worked and studied, the more they despaired that their dream of wildly sculptable flesh and body shapes might not be possible. Upset and obsessing, they would sometimes go on long evening walks, leaving Jane to happily mind the lab for a few hours.

[JANE:]

I dream that one day Xander will just turn to me and say

As I’ve done something that’s remarkable and fine

They’ll say then, “Jane, I love you and I'm proud of you, and nothing

You could ever do will make me change my mind”

One night she wandered in, this pretty college girl looking

For a tail, but Xander Cale was out

I thought that I would show how useful I was, so

I said, “don’t go, sit down, I can help you out”

I'd been studying and practicing and learning and was

Desperate to impress, to give my best and eager try

And so the girl she sat, I told her just relax and that

In fact I’d help her grow a tail that very night

I thought I knew just what do and was not confused

But that wasn't true cause it went wrong real fast

She grew a tail I guess, also two more out each breast

And out her hips, her forehead and her back

She screamed and so I gave her sedatives which made her dazed

And seem real drunk while I tried frantically

To fix the problem then but I just screwed it up again

And giant hair grew covering all of her, you see

Stumbling 'round a shambling mound, hair to the ground with six tails

Sticking out and howling like a fiend

Then Xander walked inside and I wished that I could have died

And they just stood there as the poor girl screamed

Then they sighed and they worked right on late into the night

And fixed it all and I just sat and cried and cried

And they said, “Jane, I love you and I'm proud of you

And nothing you could ever do will make me change my mind”

[XANDER:]

Jane, I love you and I'm proud of you

And nothing you could ever do will make me change my mind

Wait...

There's something out there
Exiting the Winters' House

**Exiting the Winters' House** is the sixth track of Kevin & Abi And The Secret Of The Stolen Sun.

## Performers

Oliver Marsh as "Kevin" and "Santiago Winters"

Kiera-Marie Somers as "Abi"

Kerttu Aarnipuu as "Ryvyr"

## Lyrics

Santiago:

You're trespassing, you must leave

You're trespassing on private property

Kevin: Sir, we were called to investigate your son's murder.

Santiago:

We don't need you or your help

We will handle this internally ourselves

Abi: We've never failed to solve a case yet.

Santiago: You're trespassing-

Kevin: Okay, okay!

Ryvyr: Do you want me to take him down?

Abi: It is his house.

Kevin: We're going, fine.

(They leave and return to the car)

Kevin: There's a whole lot of 'off' here.

Abi: Is it just me, or do all of them seem like they're hiding something?

Kevin: Ryvyr, you said you recognize that sword?

Ryvyr: The Sword of Demetrius? I do. In fact, I happen to have a story all about it.

Kevin: Is this another one of those things where she plays a guitar whilst explaining?

Abi: You couldn't stop it now, even if you wanted to.

Ryvyr: It's storytime!
Amber

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Amber is a character from the Atompunk era. She is mentioned in The New Albion Guide to Analogue Consciousness and makes a full appearance in Nash Harding and the Secret of the Twisted Tower. She is voiced by Hayley Warner.

## Biography

At an early age, Amber had an interest in the occult, which led her parents to send her to an asylum. She spent three years there, before being released at the age of 13. She returned home only to tell her parents to go to hell, before joining the Voodoopunks. Katy Shaw kept her safe during this time period, and Amber provided her with the idea to steal the MCG.

Amber began working for the Voodoopunks in a professional capacity at Arcadia Corp, and met Connor, another agent who she fell in love with. During her early years, she was tasked with finding Nash Harding, who Arcadia Corp had displaced from his own narrative into the New Albion continuity. While Nash and his friend Ryvyr D Goblin initially avoided Amber at all costs, she eventually convinced Nash to return to his own world.

By the time of The New Albion Guide to Analogue Consciousness, Amber was a high ranking Voodoopunk. She had been married to Connor, and they had a child. Against Connor's wishes Amber used their child for experiments, and created the first true artificial intelligent tablet, The Mascot 3000.

Connor left Amber, and later on she had another child named Adrian. Amber continued to move up in Arcadia Corp, until Project Elysium was completed and she left New Albion to go to Elysium.

Connor shut down the portal, trapping Amber and the Voodoopunks in Elysium. It is unknown if Amber died in Elysium, or if she was survived long enough to choose to be reincarnated or became an AI.
Cassie Walks The Plank

**Cassie Walks The Plank** is the eighth track of the first act of A Pirate's Tale.

## Lyrics

[CASSANDRA:]

When the hand of fate comes down

When the hopes and bonds have ripped and washed aground

When the hand of fate comes down

When the oaths they gave betrayed and blackened now

When the bell rings and brings forth the end of day

When the drums march you on to your final fate

One last dance and one last bow...

When the hand of fate comes down

When the ties that bind are blind and broken now

When the hand of fate comes down

When the love once shared tears like tattered gowns

In the deep, when you weep, I will be there too.

Final breath, in the depths, I will breathe with you.

One last time...

We tried and died.

We stood against the world and we made them cry

They thought we'd never survive and

We brought 'em down together.

A knot no-one could sever.

Until the hand of fate came down.

In the blood of our love which is left to die.

The profane, last remains where our memory lies.

In the hole where your soul goes to weep and cry.

Look for me, there I’ll be, once more by your side.

When the hand of fate comes down

We will meet again I vow.

There's a place beneath the ground.

The blackest hole in ocean's ground.

And I will cast you down!
New Albion 1

"New Albion 1" is the second track of the first act of The Dolls of New Albion, and the second track of the album overall.

## Lyrics

[NARRATOR:]

Several hundred years before
A gambler and a monk embarked
On a long trek through the endless prairies of the North
They had a fierce debate
About God and chance and fate
And to resolve it agreed a game of cards indeed be played

The game went on all day
And through the next and next they played
And around them a shelter was built to shield the rain
A street around the shelter formed
Then a church, a house, a bar
And that is how the city of New Albion was born
That is how the city of New Albion was born

New Albion today
With bustling streets, machines, cafes
And the nice, the wise, the eccentric and insane
The Mafia’s run by
A red haired dwarf with just one eye
Whose affairs he decides with a pair of silver dice

Over the Zeppelin Union Pilots
A castrati boss presides
And we hear his song each afternoon as he flies by
There’s prisons made of lead
And gargoyles of iron shreds
And Annabel McAlistair who’s raising up the dead
Annabel McAlistair who’s raising up the dead

The Lodge on Ashland Street
Is where the Alchemists Guild meets
And to join you have to craft a glass pearl from a young girl’s dream
A group of thieves they heard
Broke in the lodge to steal their pearls
But In the morning they were found there sitting staring unperturbed

The twilight fog they say
An aphrodisiac contains
Nonsense, but yet they copulate in doorways anyway
There’s inventors and inbred
In upper classes it’s been said
And Annabel McAlistair who’s raising up the dead
Annabel McAlistair who’s raising up the dead
Clever little Annabella with her clever head
Oh, Annabel McAlistair who’s raising up the dead
Mary's Song

"Mary's Song" is the fourth track of The Grand Cyberpunk Gala of Gabriella Gadfly.

## Lyrics

[MARY:]

Of love I reminisce sometimes

The joy and pain and wonder why

I miss it less and less as time goes by

The human heart, its lows and highs

A vicious rollercoaster ride

Which never gives you peace while you're alive

At long last tears will never come

When love's last memory is gone

I barely now remember when

Feelings ached and longings dreamt

Such a curse they all seem in the end

And now our minds are free to reach

To evolve to heights unseen

Are we whole or have we lost something?

Will we miss it when it's done

When love's last memory is gone

So many tears, and fears I had

The anxious dread that drove me mad

I'm glad to see it fall away

These feelings one by one withdrew

And empathy went with them too

Was love worth all the other pain?

At long last tears will never come

When love's last memory is gone

My babies, how I loved them so

I loved like fire's raging glow

And when they died, such grief that I did know

Their bodies, how I clutched and screamed

And howled and cried upon my knees

And wished I'd never had a heart beat so

At long last tears will never come

When love's last memory is gone

[AI CHORUS:]

Time dreams the dreamer in a blur

All you had and knew and were

Change will come to claim you

Change will come to claim you soon

And all that you are now will be lost too