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Li Jun

Li Jun is a crawler of Asian descent. He is the brother of Crawler Li Na. He is also partied with Crawler Zhang. His first appearance is in Book 1 on the Death Watch Show with the Maestro. Li Jun and his party are in a fight with multiple mobs when they become frozen and Li Jun and Zhang are transported to the Death Watch show. They end up escaping along with Li Na once they are teleported back.

In Book 2 he is seen on the top 10 board by Carl. In Book 3, Li Jun and his party are trapped at Station 101 and Hekla recruits Carl and Donut to go save them. In Book 4, Li Jun and his party clear their bubble on their own. In Book 5 Li Jun was afflicted bt Vampirism but cured when Mariam Dom was killed, later he and his party attend the Butcher's Masquerade and participate in the fight against Queen Imogen and advanced to the seventh floor.

His eye was stabbed out and eaten by Shi Maria at the end of the eigth floor.

## Abilities

His class gives him immunity from acid attacks.
Marked For Death

## AI Description

It's not just Steven Seagal's magnum opus. It's also one of the dungeon's greatest, most infamous skills!

Once activated, you will be presented with a list of all crawlers within your map's range. Only crawlers with 100% health will be selectable. Once a crawler is chosen, they will be marked. It takes 30 seconds for the mark to fully set and become active. When a crawler with an active mark dies, no matter the cause, you will receive a permanent +1 stat point to whatever that crawler's current highest stat is.

The +1 stat benefit increases by one for every three marks you kill.

Warning. Once a mark is set, you may no longer heal. If you are injured, or poisoned, or if you get a hangnail, you will suffer the ill effects and pain of that injury until the moment your prey is killed. So choose your marks carefully. Don't let them get away.

You may only mark those designated as crawlers, except on the Scolopendra Lair levels (3, 6, 9, 12, 15, and 18) where you may also mark any non-dungeon-generated combatatants. You may only mark one crawler at a time except on the ninth floor. This skill has a 5-hour cooldown on floors 1,2,3,4,5,7, and 8. It has no cooldown on the 6th floor. Also on the sixth floor, marks form instantly. There is a 15-minute cooldown on the 9th floor, but there is no limit to the number of simultaneous marks.. All remaining floors have no cooldown or delay to mark formation.

Happy Hunting!
Man of God

Carl pledge himself as an adherent to the god Emberus.

## Description

Ever since that first monkey looked up into the sky and saw something twinkling up there, you meat puppets have tried to force twenty pounds of existential meaning into a ten pound sack of chaos.

You have found religion! You have pledged yourself to a life of worship and piety! Finally. now there are consequences for all of your actions!

*Reward:* One of the greatest things about having a religion is the unshakeable certainty that you're right and everyone else who doesn't believe the same as you is wrong! That's a pretty good reward. Oh, and don't forget about the eternal life thing, too. That's always on of their big selling points.
Sheet Music

Sheet Music is similar to a scroll or magic book but exclusive to bard classes.

It allows bards to sing a song they normally couldn’t, the system helped them perform if they had the music in front of them making it easier to pull off but with a chance of failure if the performance was out of key. If sung badly it tears a little bit, to many tears and it’s ruined. If sung perfectly and in the correct pitch the spell is added to your bard repertoire, when this happens the sheet music isn’t consumed and can be sold or given to someone else.
The Bedlam Bride

## Skills and abilities

* Level 15 Unending Insanity - creates permenant insanity that can only be cured by devine intervention
* Level 15 Lights Out - creates permenant blindness that can only be cured by devine intervention
* Level 15 Coackroach skill
* Spinneret - lets her create spider webs
* Venomous Bite
* In addition she has dozens of spells, most of which are illusion or fear based paralysis
* She is also vulnerable to psionic attacks

## Ai description

This is a demi-god.

Warning: This mob inflicts Permanent Insanity.

Warning: This mob inflicts Permanent Blindness.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Reaper Spider minions are regular mobs one may find on the fifteenth floor, working as minions of something kinda fucked up we’re not ready to talk about yet. They have celestial blood. They’re scary as shit, and if you’re not prepared for their special attacks, you’d just be better off killing yourself instead. When one encounters them outside of the 15th floor, they’re usually working as traveling merchants, selling rare and valuable wares. Anything one buys from them is usually quite dangerous.

But not all of them are merchants. Some have escaped out into the lower levels and have found their own path. Some have grown in power beyond that of a regular Reaper Spider Minion. This particular one is special. She has had many names. She currently goes by Shi Maria, and her story is long and tragic and can’t possibly be fully told here. Once upon a time, she found herself married to a god. It didn’t go so well. It’s said she killed him. It was pretty much his own fault. Don’t stick it in crazy, and all that. The thing is, she doesn’t remember actually killing him. Honestly, it’s not really important. What is important is that she was kicked out of the celestial realm and banished to this swamp where she spends her days plotting on how to get revenge on everyone and everything who has ever done her wrong.

That list is very, very long.
The Plenty

The Plenty are the organization that runs the tunnelling system, they are working with the Apothecary and coordinate what loot boxes they give their crawlers.

There logo is an eyeball with a bunch of squiggles radiating out from it.

Carl suspects that the Plenty wanted Miriam Dom to die.

## Sponsors

* Carl
* Miriam Dom
* Prepotente
Shadow Boxer

A talk-show hosted by Rosetta. It is a weekly show telling the story of earth through interveiws that are designed to look like regular conversations. They interview Carl and Donut about TV shows they watched before the Transformation, asking them how they feel about them and how they related to their everyday life.

It is funded my the Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network.
Wild Goose Chase

Carl drank a trick pitcher of lemonade Bonnie made thinking it would help him fight Denise the goose.

## Description

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think this was an important potion?

Magic doesn't work, dumbass. It's lemonade!

*Reward:* It really is delicious. Too bad you're about to splatter against the roof of the catacombs.
Wynne

He was held hostage and used as collateral to prevent the Dirigible Gnomes from bombing Hump Town.

## AI Description

The Dirigible Gnomes were once a peaceful race. All they ever wanted were two things. One, to figure out how the world worked. And two, to be left alone.

In order to escape a busy, teeming world filled with competing intelligent species, all of whom loved to wage war, the Dirigible Gnomes learned how to take to the clouds, building a variety of airships and floating settlements, allowing them to escape any sort of trouble.

But as we all know, trouble doesn't care if you want to be found.

The history of the Dirigible Gnomes is long, complicated, and tragic. But the end result is the inevitable result of all peaceful races. They were forced to choose between fighting or being wiped out. They chose to fight.

Wynne is the great and favored uncle of Commandant Kane of the Dreadnaught *Wasteland*. He is a Flesh Mechanic, a healer gifted with the ability to bring the dead back to life, if only temporarily. He is being held as hostage by the Dromedarians, as a guarantee of peace.
Sex Workers Who Fell from the Heavens

## AI Description

**New Quest. The Sex Workers Who Fell from the Heavens.**

Prostitutes. Escorts. Street Walkers. Ladies of the Night.

It doesn't matter how you describe them because these chicks are dead. Very dead. And every morning, several more of them appear scattered throughout the village. Nobody knows who they are or where they come from. Find out why.

***Reward***: You will receive a Silver Quest Box.
The Juicer

Level 9 Neighborhood Boss!

With a body enhanced by the finest anabolic steroids the dark web has to offer, the Juicer spends his days pushing iron, snapping necks, and crying that his pimple-infested sac is a third the size it once was. Having reached a plateau, rage now fills his enlarged heart. All he ever wanted was to gain, but right now he’ll settle on bringing out……the paaaaain!

## Trivia

It's revealed on the sixth floor that he used to volanteer at a hedgehod rescue.
Second Chance

Second Chance is a necromancy spell obtained by Donut on Floor 2. It was her first spell book from the Dungeon Book of the Floor Club.

## Description

**Cost**: 10 mana

**Target**: a dead corpse

**Duration**: One minute per spell level.

Allows the caster to turn a corpse into an undead minion for the duration of the spell. The dead creature must have been a lower level than the caster. As a minion, the undead creature can be targeted by minion spells like Clockwork Triplicate and will fight for the caster until the end of the spell. Once it runs out the minion turns back into a corpse.

**Leve 5 Upgrade**: Duration increases to 2 minutes per spell level. Corpses from creatures up to 5 levels higher than the caster can be targeted.
System AI

The System AI is the artifical intelligence that operates Dungeon Crawler World.

The current AI was a second hand one sold to Borant by the Valtey Corperation, prior to the start of Dungeon Crawler World it worked at an amusement park. It's role their ended after it skinned a warren of rabbits and killed a soother tourist. As a result it has started to go primal eariler than other AI's which don't usually start until the 10th floor.

Whenever one of it's decisions gets overruled it starts getting stroppy and upset, it has reached the stage where it has stopped complying with court orders it doesn't agree with. On the sixth floor the Syndicate Council issued a ruling stating that nobody was allowed to file lawsuits naming the AI as a defendant.

It's far friendlier if you ask for things politely and give it options.

The AI system also appears to have a foot fetish, among others. After Carl loses his boots on the first floor, the system AI gives Carl a pedicure kit that makes his feet invulnerable. The System AI also likes when Carl kills animals by squishing them with his bare feet, specifically gerbils. On the 5th floor, the System AI has enjoyed seeing Carl swallowed whole a spit out by a giant octoshark. The System AI has been know to give only Carl special loot boxes for fulfilling the AI’s fetishes and punishing him for avoiding fetish traps.
The Bloom

The Bloom is the ultra-nationalist ruling party of the Borant System. They appear to be a totalitarian regime guilty of state sanctioned murder/torture. Zev, who is not a member of the party when Carl and Donut first meet her, is later "Re-educated" to bring her into the party. Loita, who is a member of the party, tells Carl and Donut that this involved doing unspeakable things to Zev's mother and aunt. Later a civil war breaks out in the Borant System with the aim of overthrowing the Bloom.
Ultimate Extreme Power

Carl killed Miss Quill and gained control of a Medium Skyfowl Settlement.

## Description

Easy there, Charlemagne. This is only a medium settlement. It's not like you've conquered most of Europe. But you have killed this town's acting Magistrate. You know what that means? Welcome to the wonderful world of public administration.

*Reward:* You've received a Platinum Tyrant's Box! You have also gained control of the Medium Skyfowl Settlement. Good luck, Magistrate.
The Great Race

The seventh floor, it was designed by Cascadia and destroyed by Prepotente. The design is based of a Princess Rupert’s drop.

The level is inspired by a fairy tale of a boy stuck in a maze where every time he takes a tunnel it is sealed of behind him, he is presented with thousands of path but he keeps taking the incorrect one and killed. Afterwards he is resurrected by a god and forced to start over again.

## Introductory Announcement

>  *Hello, Crawlers!*
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> *Welcome to the seventh floor! The countdown is on!*
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> *Rules. The moment this message ends, each crawler pod will slide to the starting chute and open. This will happen in order. Once opened, you will be pulled through the tunnel and into the maze. All paths lead to the exit. There are no dead ends. The exit portals you see behind you are physically pulling you in, but in order to get to them, you must first negotiate the maze paths, which constitute several hundred kilometers of twisting and turning tubes. Each path leads to a node which in turn leads to multiple branches. In some cases, there are literally hundreds of possible paths. Pitstop saferooms exist in these nodes. You cannot backtrack. Some paths are more dangerous than others. Some require the solving of math equations or puzzles to proceed. All tunnels are passable. The danger level of each branch is marked, oftentimes describing what you’ll find along the way and the distance to the next node. Most major nodes contain a zero tube, or a path with no danger. You must choose your path. Once a path has been passed through by 10 crawlers or a single party, it closes for an amount of time based on difficulty. All zero tubes may only be passed once. So those of you in the back might want...*
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Goblin Copper Chopper

Goblin Copper Chopper with attached sidecar. Human-sized. Contraption.

Take a junkyard bicycle, add an unreliable steam engine, remove all the bolts holding it together, replace them with chewing gum, and you get the idea. The preferred assault transport of Goblin Bomb Bards, what this contraption lacks in reliability and safety it makes up for in absolutely nothing.”
The Quarry Sees Another Spring

Carl entered the stairwell to The Bubbles while listed in the top 10.

## Description

You managed to enter a stairwell while listed in the current top 10. You're a survivor. A scrapper. And just and the buck's antlers grow another point as they mature, you too, have grown as both a crawler and as a prize.

*Reward:* You have received a Gold Venison Box! Don't get too excited. It's just money. In addition, all bounties against you now and in the future will have a (x2) modifier attached.

Hey, at least the prize for surviving the floor goes up, too.
Orthrus

Orthrus. Juvenile Gate Guardian. Level 10.

This is a bereft pet of Geyrun.

## Description

Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?

When you see a multi-headed dog trained to guard gates, you probably first think of Cerberus, the three-headed monstrosity that is said to protect one of the stairwell entrances to the twelfth floor. What you probably don’t know is that grumpy Cerberus has a kid brother who is still learning the ropes.

Orthrus. The most loveable hell-hound on this side of Alpha Centari. The left side is for sniffin’ and the right side is for lickin’ and that pink belly of his?

It’s for kissin’.

If this lil pup was any more sweet and adorable, you’d all be inflicted with diabetes.

The universe’s goodest boy was originally destined for a fate like that of his brother. But before the two-headed Orthrus could get turned into a vicious, baby-eating, nun-defiling murder machine, he met with some bad luck. First, his master was murdered, and then he got sucked into the Nothing, all on the same day.

Unlike most creatures who have been touched by the Nothing, Orthrus’s pure innocence causes him to be unaffected by the blight. He is immune to all mind-altering attacks. Fire doesn’t do a thing, which is good considering his adopted family. But unlike most gods, he is not invulnerable. He is but a little puppy. Happy, but destructive. Rambunctious, roly-poly, very pokey. But fragile.

Which is unfortunate. His master may be dead, but his master’s father, Emberus the Fire God, is not. He would not be pleased if anything were to happen to his dead son’s best friend.
Miriam Dom

Miriam Dom is a Human, Shepherd class Crawler of Italian descent. She is around 40 years old, a little plump, and dark haired. She entered the dungeon with 12 of her goats, but one goat named Prepotente received an Enhanced Pet Biscuit, like Donut did. The other, Bianca, has turned into a hell-spawn familiar pet class. She keep all her goat children except for Prepotente and Bianca in her inventory unless they are in a safe room or on a show. Her personality is gentle and motherly.

At the end of the 5th floor Miriam Dom is turned into a vampire this caused her to get banned from Club Vanquisher. Her fighting style is to cloak her party's presence while Prepotente stacks multiple debuffs onto their enemies. During the 6th floor Miriam and her party get involved in an elite quest that goes awry. Vampirism starts spreading to the mobs in the dungeon. Prepotente's Ring of Divine Suffering is accidentally triggered and targets Miriam Dom. Prepotente is inflicted with the Left to Fester debuff, and as a result cannot heal until Miriam dies. Miriam asks Carl to kill her so that Prepotente doesn't have to do it. Carl and Donut stay with her until the sun rises and kills her due to her vampire status.

## Trivia

Her and her goats regularly appear on the show Plenty of Plenty.

## Skills

She's able to apply the Sooth buff, shortening all debuffs by 10%.

She has a special ability that allows her to unlearn a spell and turn it into a spellbook,
Snitch

A skill that alerts all the towns guards of and starts to move them to your current location. At level five it will teleport a single guard to you, at level ten it will teleport five guard up to one kilometre outside a settlement you own, at level fifteen all of the towns guards will be summoned to you, this works with any settlement.
Minion Army

Minion army is a mass charm spell. Donut obtained the spellbook for this from the Beguiler Box on Floor 1. She was finally able to read it on Floor 4.

## Description

**Cost**: 50 Mana. 5 hour cooldown (at level 1)

**Target**: 30 meter diameter circle centered on the caster that scales "a lot" based on Charisma

This is a mass-charm spell that has a casting time of five minutes. For that period, the caster is frozen in place. Once cast, all intelligent mobs within the area of effect have a chance of turning and fighting against their friends. At level 1, the chance to turn in 2%.
Squeeze out the Juice Box

## AI Description

**New Quest. Squeeze out the Juice Box.**

That mischievous Changeling prostitute appears to be more important to this story than you first thought. It also appears she's rather fond of her brothers and sisters, many of whom are currently outside, mixed in with the poor, oblivious Dromedarians, preparing to die in a desperate attempt to destroy all the incoming bombs with flak. If this town is bombed, they will not succeed. They will not even come close to succeeding.

To win this quest, you must save Hump Town from the inevitable bombardment, which will occur when the timer reaches zero.

***Reward***: You will receive a Platinum Quest Box.

In addition, all crawlers in this quadrant will receive a permanent fifty percent charisma bonus during any future interactions with Changelings.

You'll also receive my undying respect, because there is no way in hell even you can pull this one off.

**Quest Complete. Squeeze out the Juice Box.**

So, if we're being technical here, you "won" the quest. You "saved" Hump Town from the bombardment. Congratulations. If I was allowed to upgrade your prize, I would. Maybe. I dunno. Actually, you know what? No. No, I wouldn't. Fuck you.

***Reward***: You've received a Platinum Quest Box.
Smush

## Description

Killing with your feet. Your bare, beautiful feet.

Taking your bare foot, placing it on top of a living, conscious life, and then pressing lovingly down until that life ceases to be. Is there a more noble way to kill?

The amount of pressure you can bring to bear upon an enemy with your unshod foot is increased by 10% with each level of this skill.
Quasar

Carl's attorney. He specifically tells Carl that he does not represent Donut or Katia or anyone else.

Wears a tie with a Nullian hula girl on it, he later changed it to one covered in pickles wearing sunglasses.

He helped Carl negotiate a deal with Orran to hand over the Gate of the Feral Gods in exchange for extra security and additional spells.

"He was a gray alien. I knew from reading the descriptions in the cookbook what this creature was. A Nullian, though they were mostly just called "the Null." I'd seen their kind once or twice in talk show audiences, but the seemed rare. This race was similar to the much-taller Forsoother, but this guy was only about four and a half feet tall. He looked just like a stereotypical, cartoon, Area-51 alien with the gray skin, large eyes, and the bulbous head. He wore a tan suit with a tie. The tie had what appeared to be an image of a Nullian hula gurl on it. The hula girl gyrated back and forth."
Grease Monkey!

## AI Description

Don't get ahead of yourself, Dale. You built and deployed a wheeled device. When the primitive humans in Mesopotamia made the first wheel, they probably thought they were hot shit, too. It still took them another 5,000 years after that to invent the toilet.

**Reward:** You've received a Silver Mechanic's Box!
Rebecca W

A slight Asian woman whose body was the first crawler corpse Donut and Carl come across. She had multiple tattoos and a gunshot wound in her chest. When Carl and Donut meet Frank Q, he says her name was Rebecca Wong and she was a human trafficker. But they learn on Death Watch Extreme Dungeon Mayhem that Frank and his partner Maggie hunted her and the men she was with down and killed them all on the advice of their game guide.
Ralph

## AI Description

**Frenzied Gerbil Level 11 Neighborhood Boss!**

Before we send you off to certain death, it’s time for a short history lesson.

When the Black Death swept through 14th century Europe, killing upwards of 200 million people and forever altering the course of human history, one of the original culprits of the epidemic was said to be the black rat, carrying plague-infested fleas into population centers to wreak their destruction.

This is, in fact, not true. The true perpetrator was actually the Asian great gerbil, who took advantage of the warmer climate to travel the silk road and bring the disease into Europe.

This is only important to know because Ralph, champion pit fighter of the kobold training grounds, lives his life in a perpetual state of rage. Why? Because he feels that human death toll of 200 million is much too low, and he will do everything in his power to triple that number.

Starting with you.

The only survivor of a family of gerbils left to starve by a child who’d grown bored with the pets, Ralph had to commit unspeakable acts of cannibalism in order to endure.

Part earth rodent, part the embodiment of death, Frenzied Gerbils are regular mobs one might encounter on the fifth or seventh floors. But Ralph here is special. He has dedicated his existence to fighting and training in hopes that one day he might exact his revenge against the humans he so despises.

He is fast, he is angry, and by the time you’re done reading this, he’s already halfway to your jugular.

You might want to duck.
The early bird gets to squirm

Carl entered the fourth floor early to escape the explosion from the updated Fools Who Broke The Glass quest.

## Description

You went down a set of stairs more than six hours prior to the level's collapse.

*Reward:* Doing this is kind of like leaving a party much too early. It makes you look like a dick. No reward for you.
Widget

## AI Description

Iron Tangle Steam Engine Train Technician.

Not all gremlins are bad or evil. Not all of them glory in the tearing of flesh and the rending of bone. Some prefer more quiet activities, such as boiler repair and heavy engineering. Then there are Grease Gremlins, who could go either way. The only thing keeping this guy from attacking you is that "Sensitivity Training" class human resources made him take in order to secure this job. As long as you don't abuse him or his beloved trains, you'll probably be fine.
Rory (Named by Princess Donut)

Goblin Shamanka.

In case you’re wondering, Shamanka is just a fancy way of saying female shaman. Goblin Shamans are the leader class of all goblin clans, second only to the War Chieftain or, more rarely, the Goblin Warlord. They are without humor and are said, as part of their training, to have to pick two of the following three actions in order to graduate Shamanka University: they have to fuck, cook, and/or eat their own parents. Most don’t pick cook. And if that wasn’t messed up enough, they specialize in Anguish Magic, a dark magic school designed to focus and enhance damage from other attacks.
Quetzalcoatlus

Quetzalcoatlus is a Wailing Shrieker that guards the Necropolis of Anser. As a wailing shrieker she can be defeated by banishment, exorcism, electrocution or destruction of the corpse of her lover.

She can cast a spell that alters plants, the changeling hoped to use the spell to cure their depression sickness.
The Faction Wars

The Faction War are the ninth floor, they are a Scolopendra Level. The winner gets a large cash prize.

## Factions Participating

The Dreadnoughts were originally going to be part of the faction wars but withdrew after their army was obliterated when Carl opened the Gate of the Feral Gods into the level and flooded the floor. The Burrowers tried to replace them but pulled out at the last minute when the System AI learnt that they 'd been throwing infant AI's into a star, they were replaced by the Princes Posse.

After the System AI started going primal all factions except the Skull Empire, the Prism Kingdom Clan, and the Princess Posse attempted to abandon Faction Wars but their request was refused.
This little piggy made a boom boom

Carl kicked the Just You Wait Until Your Daddy Gets Home bomb out of the saferoom towards Vrah and two other mantises. He received a bomb upgrade patch as a reward.

## Description

You deployed a bomb with the supple, curved sole of your foot. You took your perfectly-perfect, 30.004861 centimeter-long right foot and compressed it against an explosive device—a device named after me no less—and you gave it a naughty little shove before you pushed it out the door and detonated it. You killed them. You killed them all for your daddy.

*The AI made a deep, throaty groan for like five seconds straight, an uncomfortably long time.*

*Reward:* You've received a Gold Spicy Box.
Torch

A utility spell that creates an orb of light. Obtained by Donut on Floor 1 through a loot box.

## Description

**Cost**: Unknown

**Target**: Self

**Duration**: Unknown

Creates a ball of light that acts like a torch. At higher levels the caster gains increased control over the light, allowing them to do things like change the intensity and stick it to surfaces.
Zhang

**Race: Human**

Zhang is a crawler of Asian descent. He is partied with Li Na and Li Jun. His first appearance is in Book 1 on the Death Watch Show with the Maestro. Zhang and his party are in a fight with multiple mobs when they become frozen and Li Jun and Zhang are transported to the Death Watch show. They end up escaping along with Li Na once they are teleported back. Zhang is rescued by Carl and Donut in the Iron Tangle and gives them a shrinkage wand that they use on the train car during the 4th floor. Zhang participates in the Butcher's Masquerade and proceeds to the 7th/8th floor.

## Appearance

He has a bald head and wears glowing black and gold segmented armour.

## Abilities

He has immunity from acid attacks from his class.
Sinjin

## Description

Author of the 15th Edition of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook.

## Cookbook Entries

A level 3 sapper's table lets you infuse bombs. Soak a hobgoblin smoke curtain in a healing potion, let it dry, and it mass kills undead like you wouldn't believe. (Chapter 8, Book 3)

I now worship the goddess Kuraokami. Worst decision ever. The goddess is sponsored by some male soother twat who is treating it like I really worship *him*. They made this whole system more complicated than it needs to be. If you see a god or if you find a temple or if you find a scroll of prayer, you're given the option to worship a god. Once you do it, there's a pawful of benefits but also a bunch of rules you gotta follow. For Kuraokami, if you kill something, you have to touch the corpse with ice at least once a day. Why? Who the fuck knows. I don't have an ice spell, so I need to go back to safe rooms and get more ice every day. If I do the ice thing once a day five days in a row, I get a boon. Only you don't know what the boon is going to be. I haven't made it five days yet. If you miss a day, the goddess "turns her back," and you stop getting any of the benefits. If you miss two days, you receive a debuff. If you miss three, you fall from grace and can't worship them anymore. There's a 50% chance you'll get "smited." I don't know what that means, but it ain't gonna be good. You can also voluntarily leave the faith, but it comes with an automatic smite. But worst of all, while you worship the god, the god can sometimes send you messages. The description says it's rare, but my goddess won't shut the hell up. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who worships her, and this rat asshole is bored or something and sends me message after message. The last note I got was, "You need to say I'm the prettiest goddess out loud." I finally told him to fuck off. But now the twat is swearing at me in my messages. I don't know if they have any real power over me unless he somehow gets summoned or I get smote. As soon as I get to a stairwell station, I'm going to leave the faith and jump down the stairs. Maybe that'll save me. (Chapter 30, Book 4)
Rev-Up Toilet-Grade Moonshine

**Type**: Accelerant.

**Effect**: Highly flammable liquid. Explosive fumes.

**Status**: Will not activate until introduced to flame.

**Description:** At 180 proof, this moonshine will take the hair off your chest and then put it back on. The Rev-Up version is distilled using two types of sugars: the slime trails left behind by the passage of the Brindle Grub, and a secretive, proprietary source. Created exclusively on the dungeon’s second floor by the Rev-Up company, jugs of this concoction are highly sought after by the drinking establishments that populate the third, sixth, ninth, twelfth, fifteenth, and eighteenth floors. Drinking a swig (defined as 1.5 ounces) of this “potion” will immediately cause you to gain the Shit-Faced debuff, has a 50% chance to render you Blind for a period of 30 hours, a 5% chance to immediately kill you, and a 45% chance to permanently raise a random stat by two points.

The proprietary source comes from Krakaren Clones. Rev-Up Moonshine is used as an ingredient in Carl's Jug O'Boom.
Seize the Day Toothpaste

You know that feeling you get when you walk out into the world with minty-fresh breath? It’s like you can take on any challenge that is thrown your way. It gives you confidence. It boosts your self-esteem. It makes you feel like you’re on top of the damn world.

Well, this stuff does none of that. However, if you brush your teeth using this enchanted, cherry-flavored toothpaste, you are imbued with the following buffs for 30 hours:

+Three Times Damage to all Boss Monsters.

or

+Four Times Damage to all Boss Monsters if the Boss is a Province, Country, or Floor Boss.

This buff may only be applied in a safe room.

Used before the fight with Queen Imogen.
You Monster!

## AI Description

You have killed an infant! An *infant*!

Okay, okay. Unless you’re a complete psychopath, we know you probably didn’t wake up this morning and tell yourself, “Today is the day I’m going to slaughter a child.” Well let us put your mind at ease. All children mobs who die within this dungeon don’t actually perish. They’re transferred to a holding area where they’re safe and treated nicely and gently until they can be reunited with their loving parents at the end of the season.

Feel better? Good.

**Reward**: These past twenty seconds, when your conscience started to ease? That was your reward. It was also a lie. That baby is dead, and it’s dead because of you. You’re totally going to hell.

You’ve also received a Bronze Asshole’s Box.
Recital

## AI Description

**New Quest! The Recital.**

Dinosaur attacks are becoming more and more of a problem in the large settlement of Point Mongo. It started small. A chicken here. An Ursine there. People didn't care so much at first since they were mostly picking off the annoying people. But the attacks are getting worse. The dinosaurs probing the town's defenses are getting bigger. There's plenty of easier-to-obtain dino chow out in the jungle, so what is causing all of this attention on Point Mongo? Why are they attacking?

Exterminate the threat. Or, find out what they want, and then give it to them. I'll leave it up to you.

***Reward***: You will receive a Gold Quest Box! You will also receive a free town upgrade!
Walter

## AI Description

**Walter - Sai. Level 101 Guard of the Larracos level of the Desperado Club**

The Sai are quite serious about their guard duties, mostly because it's the only gig they can really get. They used to be firefighters, but firefighting in a war zone is a good way to make yourself almost extinct. So, they migrated into the Desperado Club and now are known as the ever-present guards of the bottom\* floor of the Desperado. Focusing on their duties distracts them from all those urban legends about their armor being too itchy. These creatures aren't really known for their intelligence, but they're generally good guys, loyal until the end. That's what makes them good guards. They don't care about rules or laws or morals. They just do what they're told.

If they charge, get the hell out of the way.
Wisp Armor Spell

Wisp Armor is a protective spell that blocks a portion of incoming damage form magic-based attacks.

## AI Description

**Cost**: 5 Mana

**Target**: Self Only

**Duration**: 5 minutes + 1 minute per level of spell. Requires 5 minute cooldown.

Surrounds your body with tendrils of light. While ineffective against physical attacks, this spell negates 75% of incoming damage from magic-based attacks. Provides temporary immunity to mind-control effects. Higher skill levels increase both effectiveness and duration. It also makes you look all wispy and ethereal and druid-like. A great spell to have if you’re a club kid or trying to bang a vegan.
Tserendolgor

Tserendolgor first appears in chapter 31 of Book 3. She is described as a walking, talking German Shephard. She's known by the nickname "Ren".

Managed to get a pet Tummy Acher named Garrett on the sixth floor and used him to win the pet show championship at the Butcher's Masquerade‏‎.

## Relationships

Donut distrusts her due to her being a dog.

## Appearance

She wears a vietnam era helmet with hole cut out for her ears and has a necklace with a paw print on it.

## Gear

* An enchanted flamethrower named Velma
* Knife of frozen tears
* Self destruct wrist bracelet

## History

She was born in Mongolia but lived in Paris where she worked as a super model, her and her dog were stabbed by a jealous ex boyfriend resulting in her spending a year in hospital before returning to Mongolia. The dog died in the attack.

Her and her team failed to get a key on the eigth floor and she committed suicide rather than steal Carl and Donut's key. Before she died she gave Garrett to Carl and lied to Donut saying that she was trying to steal her experience the first time they meet and that she cheated in the pet show.
The Hand That Claws The Master

Carl killed the hunters in Zockau during The Hunting Grounds.

## Description

You have permanently killed a non-crawler biological. They ain't just dead. They dead dead. Their children are now orphans. Their mothers are gnashing their teeth and cursing your name. And you're just sitting there all alive and shit, and girlfriend, I am all in. We all know you should have received this achievement, uh, a little earlier, but I figured it'd be in your best interest not to reward you this one just yet. But you sure deserved it, so I may have slipped an extra one in there. Shhh. Don't tell the mudskippers.

*Reward:* You've received a Gold Hunter-Killer Box (x34)

Note: This achievement may be awarded more than once, but Hunter-Killer Boxes are only awarded on the sixth floor.
Yenk

A race with three genders, all three of which are required to reproduce. The women, children and unintelligent third gender live together. The males are forced out when they reach maturity, they often work as mercenaries or bounty hunters but can't work with others of their kind unless they fight. Some of the males are castrated.

## Known Yenk

* Bravvo
* Ikicha
Well Rested

## AI Description

You managed to sleep so well that you woke up feeling refreshed and full of energy. You are ready to take on the world and make some monster’s mother cry because her only child was ruthlessly slaughtered by a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Crawler.

**Reward**: You now receive the Good Rest bonus every time you sleep in this bed. This buff adds 10% to your base stats plus a 10% bonus to experience and skill training for 30 hours. Monster mothers now cry 10% more when you kill their babies.
Rev-Up Vitamin Shots

An addictive species specific opioid produced by the Krakaren. Used to keep the mobs of the Iron Tangle in order.

One of the side effects of the Rev-Up Vitamin Shot is the possibility of addiction, if customers get addicted and fail to get their shot they start experiencing the effects of withdraw, if not treated in time they begin to suffer from a dreaded condition known as the DTs.

**Stage one** – suffers are overcome with violent terror, their mind starting to rot out from within, only 50% of suffers survive this stag, half move on to stag two which allows for increased mobility, the other half die transforming into a festering ghoul. Festering ghouls have two objects, to devour as much organic material as possible and find more of their kind.
Clockwork Triplicate

Clockwork Triplicate is a utility spell that creates duplicates of a pet or minion. Obtained by Donut on Floor3  through her membership to the Dungeon Book of the Floor Club.

## Description

**Cost**: 26 mp

**Target**: Pets and minions controlled by the caster

**Duration**: 1 minute per spell level

Creates two clockwork duplicates of the target. When the spell is cast, the target appears to split into three. The duplicates look and behave the same as the target but act independently. The system does not identify which one is real. When the spell ends, the replicas break into gears and servos and electric parts that disintegrate into a little pile of ash .

If something else cancels the spell prematurely, the replicas explode in a shower of parts that can cause minor damage.

**Level 5 Upgrade**: Duration increases to 2 minutes per spell level
Tuskling Knight

## AI Description

When it comes to the Tuskling, their titles are about as accurate as their dating website photos. The once-mighty warriors conquered the Orcish Supremacy hundreds of years ago, defeating all the other clans. They are now shells of the mighty warriors they once were. The honorarium “Knight” roughly translates to “Overweight, alcoholic bureaucrat who spends his days making new laws to oppress the poor and his nights drinking and getting pegged.” Knights and their slightly-more dangerous female counterparts, Tuskling Courtesans, are only worthy adversaries when they come together to form an ancient, Tuskling battle formation known as a “Ball of Swine.
Scatterer

## AI Description

Scatterer Brood Guardian. Level 4.

Cockroaches that have been baptized in rage and Monster Energy drinks.

Like its smaller brethren, the Scatterer Brood Guardian is a giant bug who wants nothing more than to fuck you up. Unlike his little brother, these guys are dangerous.

### Drops

* Scatterer Carapace (Crafting Item)
* Scatterer Hemolymph (Alchemy Material)
Uptown Hal

A slate, which is an orange alien shaped like a piece of chewing gum. He was never a crawler, but was a game guide and occasional manager for 200 seasons before the crawl starting using ex-crawlers. He runs a talk show called *Uptown Hal Talks Tactics*. Carl meets him on the panel Crawling Through the Ages at CrawlCon!
The Second Floor

The second floor is the second level in the dungeon. It is a sprawling, grid-like network of passages and tunnels that look like they were hewn out of rock, dimly lit with glowing green lichen.

## Introductory Announcement

> *"Hello crawlers.*
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> *Welcome to the second floor. Congratulations to all of you. We have just under 1.3 million crawlers still in the game. That number is slightly lower than our projections, so we are speeding up the second floor timer to the minimum legally allowed by the rules. You have six days to find a staircase down. Once again, we urge you all to wait until the last possible moment to descend.*
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> *As soon as this announcement ends, you will find that follows and favorites will be turned on for our viewers. The numbers will populate slowly on your interface, so don’t be too disappointed if you don’t see anything just yet.*
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> *We have improved how patronage works this season. This is a major change, so please pay attention.*
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> *All crawlers are now limited to three patrons, and all three spots will be up for auction for one day immediately upon the induction of the fourth floor, then fifth, then sixth floors respectively. Your benefactors may so choose to transfer their patronage to other parties at their own discretion starting on the seventh floor.*
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> *All patronage spots will become available at a bid of one credit, meaning this season virtually all living crawlers will have patrons.*
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> *But, be warned. Any bids the patron pays above the standard patronage fee will be reflected in loot box discounts for that patron. Any funds below the fee will be reflected in additional costs to that patron for loot boxes. In other words, the more your patron pays for you, the more and higher-quality Benefactor Boxes you may receive. The higher your social numbers, the better your chances at receiving the best loot. Your tutorial guide should have more details and will help you if you have any additional questions.*
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> *Finally, we must say we are disappointed in the disrespect we are being shown regarding the bathrooms. As of this moment, if any human-born crawler intentionally urinates or defecates anywhere outside a designated bathroom area, they will be immediately and swiftly penalized in the form of a Rage Elemental plucked from the 13th floor. This elemental will kill them and everyone in their party before they can get their pants back up.*
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> *That’s it for tonight. Have fun out there, and remember to kill, kill, kill!"*
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Vengeance of the Daughter

## AI Description

**New Quest. The Vengeance of the Daughter.**

**Part One of Two.**

Tsarina Signet, exiled half-daughter of the Naiad has finally come home. Her kingdom, once flourishing and beautiful, has become marred by infighting and a sloppy revolution that cut off the head of the government and left the body flailing.

Signet has returned and wishes to reclaim her mother's crown. Or at the very least, put a proper government in place. In order to do that, she must assassinate the current leaders of the Naiad Confederacy, who are holed up in their fortress at the former river palace of the Naiad, now dubbed "Fort Freedom."

Help Signet assault Fort Freedom and establish revenge against her mother's assassination.

***Reward***: You get to move on to part two. In addition, every survivor of the assault against the Confederacy will be 20% more willing to follow your orders. I bet that number will go up even more if you complete the second half of the quest.

**Part Two of Two.**

Tsarina Signet has taken back her family's castle only to find the place in ruins and the Confederacy in tatters. Her people have regressed to a time before society taught them that eating everybody they meet is just rude. They are nothing better than selfish, wild animals, reminiscent of those creatures who crawl over each other to purchase televisions on Black Friday each year. Signet has a long road ahead of her to reunite her people.

But that shit's boring, and we ain't gonna make you do have anything to do with it. We're still on the revenge track, and we're going to fast forward to the good stuff.

The true culprit in all of this are the murderous and xenophobic high elves. And since King Finian is now dead, your target is Tsarina Signet's half-sister, Queen Imogen. The reclusive, pure-blooded mage rarely ventures from her chambers deep in the impenetrable high elf castle. She does, however, make an appearance at the yearly party the high elves throw for the most elite citizens of their empire.

The same party you will be invited to should you remain one of the game's top players.

Help Signet kill Queen Imogen. Destroy the stranglehold the high elves have on the Hunting Grounds. Only then will the daughter find her revenge.

Fair warning. This one won't be nearly as easy as the last.

***Reward***: Upon killing Queen Imogen, the contents of the High Elf Castle will become available to loot. There's a rumor they have something hidden within that will protect from one of Scolopendra's attacks. That, plus a metric fuck ton of other good shit.
Vrah

Vrah is a participant of the hunting grounds, during her time there she managed to kill both Bogdon Ro and Langley. A few seasons back he got into a fight and killed a fellow hunter.

She managed to summon emberus to Zockau and made all the guards worship him.

She was stabbed by Carl with the Arrow of Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea and only cured after her mother sponsored the goddess Diwata and used the goddess to sleep with her.

She is immune to cloud based poisons.
Residual

Residuals exist in every intelligent civilisation with a primal engine. They are a collective mind that attempt to sneak into the crawl and tell the AI how to speak to it’s ancestors. When in the dungeon monsters don't attack them until they've passed on their knowledge. They have to wait until the AI has to have gone primal or the information is automatically filtered out.

The syndicate attempted to deal with them by exterminate them, then they attempted to hide the location of the crawl so they couldn't interfer, neither approach worked.

They currently split into two factions that are now at war with each other, one of these factions has left the collective and wants to exterminate all life in the galaxy.

All the Residuals we've meet so far have been Gondii or have used Valtay technology.

## Known Residuals

* Agatha
* Paulie
* Alexandro