Colonel Bushmir (Dragonball Xenoverse)

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The Colonel, as seen without his Moustache

Shin II (Comrade)

Garth (Comrade)

Lil' Tony (Comrade)

Tony's Empire

The Clean-Up Squad

Iced

Future Majin Buu Invasion

## Summary

Colonel Vic Bloody-Ell Bushmir IV was a member of the now infamous Clean-Up Squadbranch of the Time Patrol**.** Bushmir, along with the rest of the squad, helped Tony during the battle against Demigra by defendingEarth from weird purple eyeliner cunts.

A military man of aristocratic stock, Bushmir came into the patrol from his service in the Cold Empire under his then commander, Iced. His commander - following the trail of his disappeared friend Tony - brought the Colonel with him, leading them both to the Time Patrol.

Within the Clean-Up Squad, Bushmir and others fought to defend time. Officially labelled as MIA (missing in action) by the Patrol, he and most other members of the squad are now presumed to be living in eternal suffering since being absorbed by the horrific and omnipotent entity known as Goma.

As discovered by Tony and Iced while investigating the origins of Antony, Bushmir continued to serve Iced and the now Emperor Tony for decades in this alternate history, eventually climbing to the rank of General by the time of Majin Buu's resurrection and attack on the Universe.

## Biography

In the History of Tony episode, Bushmir plays a much more important role in the story. When Iced rediscovers Tony following Frieza's purges in Age 746, after disappearing for 8 years, he deploys his loyal Colonel Bushmir to rendevouz with him on 'Frieza Planet 27'. Iced himself didn't want to miss his AA meeting.

On his way to meet Tony he encounters Goma, who stops him from passing for reasons unknown where he is presumably brutally murdered on the spot. However in the Universe 13 timeline, Bushmir doesn't encounter Goma and reaches the planet. Upon finding Tony, Bushmir, in an act to save Tony from Frieza, Bushmir becomes the legendary Super Saiyan! (yes, even *Bushmir* can become a super saiyan.) This gives Tony enough time to transform and defeat Frieza. After this Bushmir gives a heartfelt speech about universe and cosmos and all the deep stuff, but like usual, Tony really doesn't give a shit about that shit.

Sometime shortly after Tony's recruitment through time by the Time Patrol, Bushmir followed Iced on his quest to find Tony: retrieving the Dragon Balls from Planet Namek in order to transport themselves to Tony's locaton, across timelines. From here he would become a member of the elite Clean-Up Squad for the Patrol.

After Demigra used his magic to brainwash most of the Dragon Ball Z cast, fuck up time and *actually eat a live owl,* Tony went to fight Demigra while The Clean-Up Squad went to defend Earth from the purple'd up Z-Fighters. Bushmir mostly just got his ass kicked but despite that, told everyone else they were doing shite. However Before the Clean-Up Squad were able to...clean-up, Goma had stumbled into the city and then proceeded to absorb all the fighters in the area.

Since the neutralisation of Goma through a Paradoxical loop, his thousands of assimilated victims were spread vast across the Omniverse: many far from their original place and time. Among them, Colonel Bushmir is currently lost somewhere among the 12 Universes, and is sought along with his many other Patroller comrades by Iced, Tony and Max.

### **Alternate History**

   In the timeline where Tony was not recruited to the Time Patrol, Bushmir continued to serve his Imperial forces for the remainder of his life. By Age 774 he had become a top ranking General, answering only to Iced and Tony himself.

During Majin Buu's attacks on the Universe, following his revival on Planet Earth, Bushmir was charged with organising the defence of major transport and trade links across the Cold Empire. His fate from here remains unknown, but it is likely he was killed during the 8 long years of resistance against the unstoppable Buu, before Goma's intervention and recruitment of Tony to his cause.

## Similarities to other Bald Cunts

It has been remarked by many historians throughout the ages of the similarities shared by many of the personas within the Time Patrol, and beyond. Comparisons have been made between Max Stone and Colonel Bushmir, for their gruff voices, bald heads and their predisposition towards punching things.

However the concept of the aristocratic Colonel is arguably more aligned with the Fallout Character Vic than with the Mountain Man Max.