Madame's Magic Wand

**Madame's Magic Wand**  is a side quest in *We Happy Few*. It takes place at the Reform Club.

## Objectives

* Find Madame's Locker Key
* Give back Madame's Locker Key

## In-Game Description

Poor dear, she's lost her locker key. I wonder where it is?

Ah ! There is it !

Should I give it back, do you think? I wonder what it unlocks?

I suppose it was too much to expect some sort of reward. That'll serve me for being a decent citizen out here.

## Walkthrough

### How to get the Key

To find the key, head into the Rumpus Room on the opposite side of Madame's room, assuming the player has picked up The "Tickler", the player can use it to zap the dancers in the room.

Zap all of the dancers until only one remains standing, then choke them out. Do this to all of the dancers until they're all unconscious. Now the player can go to the end of the room and search the couch for the key.

With the key on hand, head back to Madame's room and give her the key.

### How to get the Golden Knocker

Giving Madame the key completes the quest, attempting to get the knocker first will fail the quest.

Once the key have been given to Madame, the player can knock her out and search her to get the key back.

With the key back in the player's inventory, they can press the red button next to her desk, use a shortspike on the Control Box, and then finally unlock the Locker.

Attempting to open the locker without disabling the Control Box first will cause the alarm to go off, alerting everyone inside (and outside) the building to see what's going on.

## Collectibles

* 3x Skill Points
* Golden Knocker

## Transcript

### Disregarding the Dress Code

Open/Close

Wanda: You're not one of my guests! How did you get it?

Wanda: HE'S NOT DRESSED RIGHT! HE MUST HAVE SNUCK PAST YOU! HELP!

### Following the Dress Code

Open/Close

Wanda: Who's there?

Wanda: Oh, I'd love to chat, but I'm so discombobulated right now. I can't find my magic wand! I mean, I know where it is, it's in the locker, of course. But I can't find my key! And John Cleland and his friends are coming. They do so love my magic wand.

Wanda: Do you think you could help me find my key? I have to tidy, you see. Could you bring it to me here?

Wanda: Don't touch anything! It's got to be just for my guests.

## Trivia

* John Cleland was a British novelist, best known for the erotic novel *Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure*.

## Old Content

**Madame's Lost Key** is one of the oldest quests in the game, implemented in the Early Access 27755 build of *We Happy Few*.

###  Objectives

* Find Madame's locker key
* Give back Madame's locker key

###  In-Game Description

Poor dear, she's lost her locker key. I wonder where it is?

Ah ! There is it !
Should I give it back, do you think? I wonder what it unlocks?

I suppose it was too much to expect some sort of reward. That'll serve me for being a decent citizen out here.

###  Walkthrough

The quest would begin after the player talked to Madame Wanda, who could be walking around outside of her office.

The key was somewhere in the Rumpus Room on the top floor, hidden within one of the 5 chests throughout the room. The other chests had strange items within them, such as Phlash, Hallucinogen, Phytosteroid and Dexipam Diet.

Once the key had been found, the player had to return it to Madame Wanda.

After returning the key and completing the quest, the player could choke Madame Wanda out and search her body to retrieve the key again, then use a Clever Trap Tool on the Control Box to deactivate the alarm, and finally use the key to unlock the locker and retrieve the Golden Knocker.

###  Transcript

 Name
 Wanda

###  Changes

Madame Wanda does not venture outside of her office, even after the quest is complete.

The key is hidden within a couch instead of a small chest.