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Sewk

**Sewk** (real name currently unknown) is a brainwashed member of the Indigo Syndicate. He used to be a regular Satorin who the RUC and Indigo Syndicate kidnapped to experiment on. An unfortunate victim of The Republic's Loyalty Program, being the first non-human to be put through it and have an Inhibitor Chip implanted in his brain.

## Personality

Sewk is an aggressive and highly unpleasant man, though it can be surmised that much of that is due to the brainwashing he's undergone. He also acts like an offensive living stereotype of his own kind, talking all about living in swamps and hunting with spears while wearing nothing but loincloths, that sort of thing. This is likely a result of the internal biases of whoever was in charge of brainwashing him, forcing all sorts of absurd mannerisms into him.

He also bears a grudge against another Satorin by the name of Dali for some reason. He also speaks of them as if they share a history, even though the two are from two entirely different countries.

He also tends to have trouble recollecting his own memories, and brief sparks can be seen coming from his head whenever he struggles to think. He suffers a minor headache afterwards, but otherwise no other apparent effects.

## History

His past before being kidnapped and renamed Sewk remains a mystery, though his father, the one the Indigo Syndicate calls The Duke, is willing to impart some knowledge given the right time and place. For some reason, he was targeted by the RUC/Indigo Syndicate along with others to be experimented on. They were put through The Republic's Loyalty Program, and he was brainwashed into becoming a hunter named Sewk.

## Evaluation

Despite Syndicate claims of his abilities with a spear, he fights as if he hasn't picked up the weapon in his life. Regardless, he and the syndicate continue to insist on this claim. It's likely this is due to the false memories that were implanted into him through the chip. What's interesting in this case is that while the chip can implant false memories into his head, it doesn't seem like it's capable of implanting him with any knowledge of how to use a spear, nor any artificial experience as a scout or hunter. Still though, it's best to exercise some caution when fighting him, as he can be quite reckless and frankly unpredictable with his spear.
Misc notes

This is an article to document misc notes and observations on the behavior of the RUC and Indigo Syndicate that don't warrant their own pages.

* The RUC wiki and the Indigo Syndicate as of late have really begun to churn out descriptions of their torture experiments, and we have noticed an increasing emphasis on the victims being "alive or conscious" when put through horrific experiments.
* For some reason, Popeye Jr. has been pushing for an environmentally clean image and fight for "Environmental cleanliness". In any other political figure or leader, this would be seen as a noble cause but given this is the Indigo Syndicate, it is either a guise for their own, horrific experiments or Popeye Jr. genuinely believes he is helping the environment while making it worse.
* Thinking about it, if there were a way to crack open the Max Coffin Prisons, the Indigo Syndicate's obsession with torturing their victims will come back to bite them in the ass as the prisoners would still be alive, and likely out for blood should they manage to escape.
* [etcetc]
Big Earl

**Big Earl** is a member of the Indigo Syndicate and is the leader of a violent biker gang, the Dead Suns. He is particularly known for brutally executing his victims by running them over with his motorcycle. He also has close ties with The Brigade. He also has a daughter by the name of Koly.

## Personality

Gruff, rude, and violent, Big Earl takes great pleasure in how much pain he can inflict on his victims. He's also known for being especially racist, with most of his victims and targets either being those of other races, or otherwise the homeless population in The Republic. It doesn't matter who, they're all game to hunt for him.

He's also overly proud of himself and his motorcycle, which he's almost never seen without. He's been known for murdering one of his own subordinates for staining it. Despite this, he also crashes his motorcycle frequently due to reckless driving.

## Evaluation

He's a complete psychopath. He and the Dead Suns are known to work together with The Brigade and Syndicate forces to kidnap "undesirables" and chain them to his motorcycle to be beaten and tortured. If that weren't enough, he then takes off on his motorcycle with the victim still chained to grind them against the street, before driving into anywhere with explosive hazards to finish them off.

Despite this, he's about as skilled at fighting as a bar drunk. Most of the time he only picks on people he knows can't defend themselves, and hasn't fought anyone who can actually fight back.

Most of his fighting is done while riding his motorcycle... that is to say, he mostly just gets on his motorcycle and tries to ram into his target with it. Best thing to do is to lead him around and get him to crash into something. He's quite a reckless driver, in fact, a drunk driver has more control over their vehicle than this ugly chode.

Don't let syndicate propaganda fool you, his armor's not as invincible as they claim it to be; it's all style, no substance. Also it doesn't cover his face, so maybe give him a couple good whacks here and there before you send him back to the Navy Tower in a body bag.
Olive Oil

**Olive Oil,** alternatively known as **Olivia** was Popeye's former lover and the mother to Popeye Jr. who ended up abandoning the both of them when she found out how psychotic her family is.

It is unknown how Olive Oil and Popeye met but its been theorized this was very early on in Popeyes adult life, before he formed the RUC but after Popeyes first lover, who died alongside his first son Swee'pea.

She would eventually give birth to Popeye Jr. during her time with him. Despite this, she was seeing Popeyes true colors slowly. Years later when Popeye went after the "Suspicious Individual" and formed the RUC, she was disgusted at what her husband was becoming. She would try to get Popeey Jr. to leave Popeye but he decided to stay with his father.

## During the War

Despite not even being present during the Peninsula War, disappearing long before the conflict took place, the RUC pretended she was still there. Whether this is due to denial of her disappearing or genuinely believing she is still around is unknown. It was only until after the war and Popeyes death that details he had a former lover surfaced.

## Post War

Olive Oils whereabouts are currently unknown but it is speculated she changed her name to avoid the RUC and Indigo Syndicate and is trying to live a life away from them. Popeye Jr. is unusually obsessed with looking for Olive Oil to the point of acting creepily unhinged. He even ordered his own troops to brutally torture people who tell him to calm down about his mother or make fun of her.

Olive Oil is also rumored to be in contact or even living with Patches, Popeyes brother.
Sony

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**This is an obsolete article. It was written a long time ago but has no relevance to the lore now.**

**Sony** became another target for the Radioactive Uber Clan due to the death of Satoru Iwata, where they uploaded a video claiming that they were mournful over his death, even though they uploaded videos before where they celebrated their enemies' deaths, and took credit and LAUGHED at JewWario's suicide. Nice flip flopping RUC.

The RUC made up this bullshit about how Sony the evil company manipulated them into going after Nintendo and Nintendo has reformed from their demonic ways or some shit and blah blah blah blah tl;dr the RUC's making up bullshit to save face... AGAIN.

Anyways, since they started going after Sony a long while after their defeat in the Crashocalypse War, they can't really do anything to them besides spray paint the walls of their HQ.
Red Wedding

The **Red Wedding** is a planned wedding between Popeye Jr. and Eva "Noidmaine Jr." of the Indigo Syndicate. Due to Popeye Jr's pickiness of how it would be set up, it is unknown when it'll actually happen.

It's not to be confused with the similarly named Red Wedding from Game of Thrones.

(main points: excessive amount of funds from The Republic's subsidies, and money straight up robbed from people. Many of funds wasted because of Popeye Jr.'s pickiness. Forced audience of "demons" and "criminals" with bomb collars strapped to their necks. Brutal execution of these "demons" and "criminals" for all the psychopath attendees to watch)

## Expenses

While the Indigo Syndicate has more than enough money to prepare the wedding ceremony, Popeye Jr. still insists on "Indigo Taxing" (what he believes the common citizenry should do to "thank" the Indigo Syndicate) the common people (not any of his rich friends tough) to fund it. So far Popeye Jr. has spent the equivalent of $34 billion USD (approx.) trying to set up the wedding. But due to his fickle nature, he's never satisfied with the results and cans it to start all over. but he still etc. etc.

## Guests

According to RUC-affiliate propaganda, Indigo Syndicate members and their allies come to this wedding to celebrate as guests. That much isn't the surprising part. The more surprising part is the fact they are willing to grab some former Resistance members\* as well as other prisoners, and force them to partake into the wedding as a means of humiliation to their enemies and to possibly bolster the attendance records. They put on bomb collars onto them to control them, activating them if they don't listen in.

They claim they captured one former Resistance member, Lodington\* and is forcing him to read sermons between Popeye Jr. and Eva. After the two are officially married, they will brutally execute all of them while everyone watches as "entertainment". So why don't they just refuse if they're going to die anyways? Because the Syndicate, in all their heroism, states that they will subject them to a fate even worse than death if they don't.

\*There are some disputes over whether or not the Syndicate has actually captured former Resistance members, as there are theories going about that RUC-affiliate propaganda tends to distort their enemies' appearances so drastically in their depictions of them that they don't resemble what they actually look like. As RUC-affiliates would be unable to recognize any of their enemies on sight, it's possible that they can just claim anyone they have captured is one of said enemies.
Races

This page will provide a brief overview of the various races within the lore. Images will be added at a later point (potentially much later)

Majority Countries are where they comprise the vast majority, mixed countries are those where the difference in numbers with another race are not significant enough to constitute as a majority or minority.

Please note that some elements may be subject to change

## Human

Relation: Apes

Majority Countries: The Republic, The Princedom, DMS, [tbd]

Mixed: [tbd]

Details []

## Darmon

Relation: Bats

Majority Countries: Country V, [tbd]

Mixed: [tbd]

Details []

## Satorin

Relation: Lizards

Majority Countries: [tbd]

Mixed: [tbd]

Details []

## Boorin

Relation: Bovines

Majority Countries: [tbd]

Mixed: [tbd]

Details []

## Canarim

Relation: Canines

Majority Countries: [tbd]

Mixed: [tbd]

Details []

## Fenarim

Relation: Felines

Majority Countries: [tbd]

Mixed: [tbd]

Details []

## Sulmin

Relation: [Fish]

Countries: [tbd]

Due to their amphibious nature and their inclination towards the sea, many of them have built countries underwater. They are typically always the majority, if nothing else due to the fact that none of the other races can breathe underwater. Visitors will require special equipment, and some countries may have designated areas for those who can't breathe water, but don't \*hold your breath\* hahahahaa \*gets killed\*
Noid

Fun fact, this is the image the RUC uses on their own wiki

The **Noid** is member of the Radioactive Uber Clan and is known as their "powerhouse," whatever that means.

## Bio

The Noid is a very short and a very loud and obnoxious man. He also really really hates pizza, and has often lead units of RUC soldiers to massacre entire pizza joints, killing their workers and the people who eat there. Those who make or eat spicy pizza get the really short end of the stick.

He carries around a pogostick, which he uses to crush the bones of his victims in a particularly brutal fashion. Other than that however, he's not particularly strong.

He's also married to Tremaine and has even had a daughter with her. Gross. Doubly if you take the RUC's word that Tremaine "married him because he resembled her dead brother."

## History

There isn't much to say about his history before he joined the RUC. RUC propaganda claims that he was rescued by some "fiends," but this has no basis in reality. It's possible that he was just simply recruited, with no real fanfare to it.

## Peninsula War

### Prelude

Noid participated in the Justice Tower Massacre, there isn't much else to say on that front. After taking over Justice Tower, Noid would join Jabberjaw on his campaign to conquer the eastern regions of the peninsula.

### Demise

[??]

 The Rest
 Misc.
Titans
An Indigo Syndicate Soldier's Audio Log

*This audio recording was discovered in x/xx/xx off the coast of [???] by some local fishermen, underneath some wreckage that drifted onshore. Miraculously, the recording survived. Judging by its contents, it belonged to a soldier of the Indigo Syndicate, presumably their final hours before their death.*

[Recording begins]

Hello? Is this thing working? Hey, so here we are on one of the Indigo Syndicate's battleships, ready to take the fight to those demon scum at [???]. This thing's got everything, missiles, firepower, nukes, invincibility shields, lasers that can destroy planets, you name it! It's a goddamn powerhouse, as expected of the Indigo Syndicate! Hah! Those demon scum can throw whatever they have at us, we won't even have to break a sweat to take them down with this thing on our side!

We're getting pretty close to the [???] coast now. Our crew just sent out a feed to the enemy to announce our plans to them. Hah, I bet we really showed them we mean business! They're probably shaking in their gross little demon boots right now!

[The sound of something zooming closer can be heard in the distance]

So, we're gonna land, we're gonna bomb the shit out of those demonic savages, and we're gonna go in there guns blazing, exterminate every demon we find, and take down Tyrannical Overlord [???] once and for all!

... what? What the hell do you mean turn aro-

[The recording abruptly end here]

*The recording made the rounds throughout [???], becoming the subject of mockery by many of its citizens.*

"When I heard that noise I thought something bad must have happened. Nope, just some soldier boys getting their just desserts haha!"

"I hope they can reunite with their friends in the afterlife very soon!"

"Think about the real tragedy here: what's gonna happen to the fish!?"
Demon Reapers

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**Demon Reapers** are yet another part of Mike's "evil demon army" that the RUC made up to make him and his followers look like DEMON DEMON DEMONIC DEMONS again.

## The Real Story

They're black people.

The RUC sees most blacks as evil cloaked reapers.

The RUC kills them and claims they did a good thing.

Project Equality is bullshit.

That is all.
Hooligans Status

**Hooligans** broadly refer to certain individuals that cause trouble and annoyance, but no outright malice.

The ones known as "The Mountie" and "Doc Shock" went into a deep ocean trench. "The Mountie" appears to have drowned, but Doc Shock made it out alive.

Kirk the Screamer is still screaming his lungs out outside Justice Tower. Contrary to syndicate propaganda he has not been killed by "El Fuego," and in fact, has never even met him.

The one known as "Mr. Jizz" was tossed into a river during the Peninsula War, and his current status is unknown.

A weird gorilla obsessed with distributing his opinion pieces on video games was shot into the sky by his own explosives. He is most likely still orbiting the planet to this day.
Albert's Mother

*"It's funny. I know some mothers out there had to deal with their kids getting in with a bad crowd, and going missing... but I might be the first to experience their kid coming back with an army to slaughter you and your neighbors."*

Unnamed for now. A mother of two, and more importantly, the mother of the RUC member Albert. She joined Hugo's resistance forces when the RUC began their attack on the Peninsula, and was a valuable source of information on her son.

## History

[etcetc]

She became more concerned when Albert started seeing people from the Radioactive Uber Clan, leaving the house and going out on whatever they were up to at the time. She was however, unaware of what exactly the RUC was doing, but had a bad feeling about it. When she confronted Albert about the people he was spending time with, he got angry, broke furniture, and stormed out of the house. She never saw him again for a long time.

[etcetc]

## Peninsula War

[etcetc]

After Hugo's resistance made their escape and settled into their new base of operations, Albert's mother requested a squad be sent out to retrieve [Negative Albert], fearing that his brother may be attacking the town he's staying in soon. Even more worried was of what Albert would do to his brother if he got his hands on him.

[etcetc]
Updates

This is a page to announce any new changes to the wiki. Simple enough.

## 1/15/2023

-New category, Import! This is for characters that were imported from other wikis.

## 1/5/2023

-Small change, but Brooks Files has been added to the top navigation menu!

## 1/3/2023

- Some categories have been added to the top navigation bar for easier navigation through the contents of the wiki.

-The Meta tab in the top navigation bar, which includes... well, those in the Meta category, but also a link directly to this page.
Stylekrong

The Hero himself

Stylekrong is one of the greatest heroes the world has ever known. Blessed with the powers to imbue his punches and kicks with fire, he fights against the evil forces of Emperor Gamie and the Galactic Chicken Eggpire. Unfortunately, since he is preoccupied with this particular threat, he can not expend any time to combat the Radioactive Uber Clan or the Indigo Syndicate.

## Backstory and Prophecy

Legends state that when the world comes under the threat of the ancient evil known as Gamie, a hero will rise to stop him. That hero, is Stylekrong. Stylekrong was just an average man, albeit one who drank a lot and was depressed about life and the fact that there hasn't been a new F-Zero game in forever, but otherwise he is just an average man. One day however, he encountered soldiers from the Galactic Chicken Eggpire, who were transporting prisoners. Those prisoners were Plucky and Clucky, who were trying to escape the grasps of the Eggpire. Stylekrong rescued the two, before he was confronted by the emperor Gamie himself, who proclaimed that he will jack off to his Donald Trump Body Pillow as he ushers in an age of darkness over the Earth. Stylekrong proclaimed his undying opposition to the evil emperor, and thus begun his eternal fight.

## Powers

As stated before, Stylekrong has the power to imbue his attacks with fire, using moves he learned from his idol, Captain Falcon.

More detail to be written when I feel like it lol

## The One time He Went to the Beach

There was a time where Stylekrong went to the beach.

## That One time He Did Not Go To The Beach

There was also a time where Stylekrong did not go to the beach.

## Clashes with the RUC and Syndicate

While Stylekrong is too busy fending off the forces of the Galactic Chicken Eggpire to focus his efforts on the RUC and syndicate, he has had a few encounters with them in the past. All of his fights were one-sided victories in his favor, with him even kicking Nikolai in the face so hard he grew teeth back somehow.
Cocaine

The Magic Dog

**Cocaine** is the pet dog to Mike. Cocaine was found as a stray by Mike, presumed to have been found near Justice Towers and he adopted him in. He and the rest of the Protestors found out Cocaine somehow managed to have been bathed in an Essence Spring because he has strange, magical powers to him. This would pop up whenever the RUC tried to attack the protestors.

During the water, he along with a couple others protected Mike while the Resistances were being formed. When Mike was saved by the Resistance, he joined alongside to help Mike. O'ryan, Hugo, and Donnel were curious why this dog meant a lot to the community until he began to fight RUC soldiers with his magic.

During the raid in the RUMine, Cocaine wanted Mike to contribute to the group somehow so he feigned being gravely injured as a means to convince Mike to help in freeing the prisoners. It was clear he is a lot more intelligent than he seems.

After the war, he would disappear alongside Mike. It is said that he is in the backseat of his truck whenever he is found trucking, though.

Sidenote: If anyone has a better name for Cocaine than his original name, it would be appreciated. It still seems a bit weird.

## Name Propositions

-Cakeroll

-Bunroll

-Powder Roll/Powder Bun
Lion

**Lion** is a white lion cub given to Nidawi by Imraldera.

## History

### Shadow Hand

Imraldera takes care of Lion while she waits for Nidawi and Eanrin to come to the Haven. When they arrive, Lion is presented to Nidawi. She is at first skeptical of him, but when he tries to bite her she is delighted by his ferocity. They both leave for adventure in the Wood Between.
Spector

**"Spector"** is the name given to the mysterious figure who attempted to assassinate Popeye Jr. for reasons unknown, though it's assumed that he realized he was Popeye's son and affiliated with a group similar to the RUC.

Due to a distinct lack of information regarding this figure, many of this page will consist mainly of speculation.

## History

### Pre-Assassination

What little information can be gathered is that he is considered a wanted criminal by the Republic, and apparently has two traveling companions.

### Assassination Attempt on Popeye Jr.

Perhaps knowing what his father was like and how much of a threat Popeye Jr. would be, he would attempt to assassinate him in his sleep in the inn of Frostford Village.

Right as he was about to do so, Eegore noticed him and tackled "Spector" down quickly, alerting Popeye Jr. In fear of his own life, Popeye Jr. would order some Indigo Syndicate soldiers to burn the village down as he escaped.

Distraught over his failed assassination attempt, Spector would run off to parts unknown.

### Current Whereabouts

While no official word has been given, evidence suggests that he is currently being held at [Prison], located in the Northwestern regions of The Republic. RUC propaganda claims that he was tortured for information, which might lend credence to this theory, though as usual the RUC's claims should be taken with a grain of salt.
RUC Death Camps

During the Peninsula War, the RUC would begin building/repurposing various facilities into death camps to systematically exterminate so-called "demons" in. This was a part of Chalice's program for exterminating "demons" and various other "unholy" beings.

Besides being sent into death chambers to be killed, prisoners are also subjected to torture and experimentation by the RUC's scientists. After the war, many of the facilities were shut down and demolished, while many of those who contributed to the practices being done here were captured and executed.

## Incident at Unit ???

During the later stages of the war, one of the RUC's death camps in the northern territories, known as Unit [???] was raided by resistance forces. One infamous incident here occurred, where one of the resistance members (possibly one of the Survivors), after witnessing the horrors in the facility, made a request to O'Ryan...

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RUC Drinking Game

This is a new challenge where we take all of the RUC/Indigo Syndicate cliche's off their wiki and make a drinking game of it. The more ridiculous the cliche, the bigger the drinking shot here. Anyone can edit the scores here for if people do it.

**NOTE: DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS GAME, IT"S A SHITPOST. YOU WILL DIE NOT EVEN FIVE MINUTES IN**.

## One Shot

- Every time the word "demon", "Blood orgy", or "r//////pe" is used on a page.

- The RUC member is a Hannah Barbara or Disney character.

- Pointless page that doesn't add anything to their "lore" and is only there for... reasons.

- RUC member or Indigo Syndicate member is written as a positive figure despite reports saying otherwise.

- Any mention of babies or orphans. If they mention both in one page, take two shots.

- Anytime a random quip or "fact" they write on their pages makes you go "Oh my god who the fuck cares"

- Whenever a page uses an image that looks like it's from Warhammer 40k (2 shots if it actually is from Warhammer 40k)

- Whenever a cop or authority character is introduced with a fruit themed name.

## Two shots

- Heinous or sadistic acts treated in a heroic or positive light.

- Indigo Syndicate member has some connection to an RUC member.

- Stolen art of a demon used to depict a Resistance member.

- Said Resistance member having no redeemable traits on their page.

- Anytime a page starts shilling RUC or Syndicate merchandise

-Whenever a page on their enemies gives them abilities or traits that has absolutely nothing to do with who they are as a person (eg Lamm being a beastmaster for some reason)

-Whenever Jabberjaw edits another user's comment on the RUC wiki

## Three shots

- Needlessly and overly sappy backstory for an RUC/Indigo syndicate member.

- Ominous music as their theme song.

- Videos on their Youtube channel are stolen videos from someone else.

- Racist and/or homophobic undertones (or hell, overtones) on any of their pages

- Any demon or RUC member/ally having overpowered abilities or, in the latter case, being a mary sue of some kind.

- RUC/Syndicate member being overly gaudy or vain in some way (eg Popeye Jr with his wealth, Bishop Raphael with his gold obsession)

-RUC/Syndicate technology has some sort of nuke or self-destruct mechanism that destroys the world or something in the event that they lose

-RUC/Syndicate member is mentioned as donating to/running an orphanage or charity or something.

-Whenever a page describes something very graphic or explicit (sexual or otherwise).

-When a page image looks like fetish art of some kind.

## The Entire Bottle

- Contradicting "lore" between two or more pages.

- Mike is the root of all evil.

- The solution against the demon problem is Anime plot BS.
Anti-RUC Resistance

During the Radioactive Uber Clan's conquest of The Peninsula, many of those who were disgruntled by The Republic's lack of response to what looked to be an act of terror within their own borders, took it upon themselves to get armed and resist the RUC. There were disorganized pockets of Resistance operations in many regions of The Peninsula, but the three largest were O'Ryan to the West, Hugo to the South, and Donnel to the East. During the later stages of the war, the three and many others would come together to form a united front against the RUC, eventually beating them back, killing their leaders, and freeing their homes.

## Notable People

### Leaders

1. O'Ryan
2. Hugo
3. Donnel

### [when i find the word for it]

1. Thorne

### Recruited During the War

1. Alan
2. Papa Swan
3. Bingo
4. Grayford

### The Survivors

Those known as "The Survivors" are said to be one of the major contributing factors to the success of the Resistance. They were named as such due to being among those who survived and fled the Justice Tower Massacre, and joined local resistance groups to fight against the RUC. Their knowledge and experience with dealing with the RUC from before their conquest of The Peninsula helped turn the tides of the war.

As of now, they, along with many other surviving resistance fighters, have taken up home in the restored Justice Tower.
Dr. Jeffery Hans

**Dr. Jeffery Hans** is a target of the Indigo Syndicate and a former scientist from The Republic's Intelligence Agency. Being a part of the same organization, he was a close friend of the Indigo Syndicate's Eugene. Though, the experiments and going-ons at the Intelligence Agency, especially the process of The Republic's Loyalty Program, began to take a toll on his conscience, leading to him turning against Eugene and the Agency. Now he's wanted by both the Syndicate and The Republic. etc etc
Breaking News: Indigo Syndicate startled by a balloon

On x/xx/xx, there was an uproar at the Navy Tower when Popeye Jr. spotted a balloon in the sky during one of his yacht rides. He immediately declared a state of emergency during a meeting with the other Syndicate members, claiming that the balloon is an evil demonic device that is trying to spread demon gas all over the city to transform everyone into demonic demons. He immediately mobilized the troops stationed at the Navy Tower to deploy and begin hunting down the balloon, with many attempting to shoot it out of the sky.

They all missed.

The bullets eventually came back down and landed on Syndicate troops and Republic civilians. They all died.

Popeye Jr. has declared a ban on all balloons, and will imprison and execute anyone caught holding one.
Koly

**Koly** is the Indigo Syndicates supposed secret agent as well as Popeye Jr's bodyguard, alongside her father, Big Earl. She has an unusual hatred to Lambda for some reason.

She's also rumored to be in an incestuous relationship with her father.

## Personality

She's almost like a female version of her father in terms of cruelty, at least, she would be if she actually had the skills to back up her position. More prominently, she tries to keep a 'professional' look to her to keep up her Secret Agent theme-ing, but the facade tends to crack really easily whenever she is on a mission, though.

She'll always deny anything going on between her and Big Earl and that is usually enough for her to murder someone.

## Evaluation

Despite what her title says, her being a Secret Agent is akin to Felix being an Assassin: It's all show and no substance, just a fancy title and position gifted to her by Popeye Jr. without having done anything to earn it. She may have the look of a secret agent you'd see on TV but in reality, but that's all it is, just looks. She does have basic training with guns but the main thing to be worried about is her Hookshot gun, which she has been used to disembowel her enemies brutally as opposed to climbing with it. She's pretty clumsy with it though, most likely because it's not meant to be used to harm people, only climb. As for using it for its intended purpose? You're better off taking the stairs rather than waiting for her to land her shot.

She also posseseses a Remote Control car but due to the fact she doesn't know where it is, it usually crashes into people or other cars. There aren't any guns attached to it despite what propaganda says. The main worry are any innocent civilians who may get run over by it. If it ends up running over Syndicate troops and their allies however? Breath a sigh of relief that no innocents were harmed.

Of course, on the matter of her being a secret agent... she has a habit of just straight up telling others that she's the Syndicate's secret agent, completely blowing her cover right off the bat. In fact, her job's already been compromised the moment the RUC decided to write an article on her and her job and publishing it. Bravo.
Indigo Syndicate Military Force

The **Indigo Syndicate Military Force** refers to the various generic soldiers of the Indigo Syndicate. The only differences between them and RUC soldiers is the variety types of soldiers as well as them getting actual funding for their equipment, even if it doesn't help them much, if at all.

This article will focus mostly on the soldier types and recruitment process of the Indigo Syndicate.

## Indigo Uber Aptitude Test

[The Aptitude Test and how all over the place the results are. How easy it is for spies to get in, etc etc.]

## Types of soldiers

[The types of soldiers and their flaws.]

[etcetc] remarkably, none of the different soldier types carry any sort of side-arms; whatever weapon they're designated to use, they're stuck with, making them overly specialized. Melee units do not get different weapon types to use, nor do they have even a pistol, conversely, ranged units have no melee weapons for close-quarters combat.

Their "Berserker" units suffer from the opposite problem. They are said to be able to utilize any weapon type... which means any units designated as a "Berserker" will have to carry every single weapon on them at all times. This renders them absurdly slow and inefficient, and they have been known to trip and fall over their own equipment and be unable to get back up.

Their "Nuker" troops have also been dispatched to completely nuke an entire area (sometimes through suicide bombings even) that the syndicate is losing control over and rendering it completely uninhabitable. This has occurred more than a few times, particularly in the syndicate's Kangaroo War, local villagers and townsfolk be damned. Though there have also been many documented cases of the kangaroos stopping them before they can do so.
About Omissions

Omissions include tags such as [Omitted] or [Placename], [name], [country], among others. Generic names such as The Republic, The Peninsula, Peninsula War, etc also count as a form of omissions. These are bits of information that are to remain obscured only for the time being, their real names only revealed once the proper time has come.

What is the proper time?

Well, if you know then you know. That's all.
Swee-pea

**Swee'pea** was Popeye's first son, predating Popeye Jr. Popeye had a girlfriend and shit and she gave and shit and she died giving birth, that much is true.

Once again Jabberjaw wrote about how Mike's followers are the cause of all that is bad and unholy in the world. Blah blah Hatter and Bern kidnapped Swee'pea because they were evil and then they blew him up and ate him guys blah blah wrote them out to be morbidly depraved and shit and blah blah blah look, Jabberjaw, you're literally writing the same shit over and over and over again. Blah blah blood orgy, blah blah organs, blah blah evil demons, blah blah eat organs, blah blah feed remains to blah blah bah, it's the same fucking shit.

Seriously though, the real reason Swee'pea died was because Popeye was trying to bathe him and make breakfast at the same time; he left Swee'pea in a tub filled with water with a toaster nearby. You can tell what happened afterwards.

After Swee'pea's death, Popeye was creepy enough to keep his head inside a jar... instead of giving him a proper burial.
Titans

**Titans** are Popeye's very own "Bodyguards" or "Secret Service". They are giant hulking mutated soldiers who wear heavy armor. They are created from injecting someone with the Titan Formula that transforms their body into a giant hulking mass of flesh.

## Overview

As stated above, Titans are giant mutated soldiers that fight for the RUC. They are said to be Popeye's "bodyguards" and will take orders from no one other than him. As a result, if they were left in an area without any orders given by Popeye, they tend to go berserk and lash out at anything in sight. They use weapons such as heavy guns, axes, clubs, or otherwise their own bodies. The RUC, showing how much they care for their own soldiers, consider them to be the "expendable muscle."

### The Titan Formula

Titans are created by injecting someone with the Titan Formula, which mutates their body and turns them into a monstrous musclebound abomination. The transformation process not only makes them incredibly strong and more aggressive, it also diminishes their intelligence and self-awareness (at least, as much as an RUC soldier would have anyways), turning them into completely mindless monsters. (The RUC continues to insist that they are heroes)

The Titan Formula was developed by Dr. Eugene Krauser and his team during his time in the Republic's Intelligence Agency. (Krauser would go on to develop the Psycho Serum to create psycho soldiers for the Indigo Syndicate). It's been said that the titan formula was originally conceived due to The Red Hurricane's physically impossible exploits against the Republic's forces during the [faction] uprising. After being driven out of [countryname], The Republic wanted to create soldiers who could emulate The Red Hurricane's feats, soldiers who would be monstrously strong and powerful to fight for the Republic, believing it would make them unstoppable. However, when the resulting soldiers, strong as they were, ultimately could not match The Red Hurricane in sheer prowess, in addition to their diminished intelligence and increased unpredictability, the project was scrapped. However, remaining titan formulas were provided to the RUC to use in their conquest of the Peninsula.

## Post-War

After the RUCs failed conquest of the Peninsula, the Titan formula ended up being obsolete with the creation of Psycho Serum from Dr. Eugene Krauser. More info on the Psycho Serum (or Krauser's) page, whichever is more convenient to write.
RUC Quarantining

We would like to address the recent lack of data being gathered from scouring the RUC archives. It would seem that prolonged exposure to the contents of the RUC's propaganda is beginning to take a toll on the mental state of many of our scouts, and as such they will need to take some time off to get some therapy and recover. Psychic damage is no joke.

Though this means that we won't be keeping up with whatever new developments are occurring on the RUC's side of things, we will (maybe) direct more of our efforts for the time being towards putting out more detailed information based on what we have already gathered before. Exceptions are if any prisoners within the Navy Tower or the RUC's remaining prisons reach out to contact us.

It is unknown when we will resume scouring the RUC archives, but we would always like to remind people to stay vigilant and make proper preparations before accessing them, as the psychic damage one can be inflicted by is quite powerful. Until next time.
Radioactive Uber Clan Wiki Browsing Safety Guide

This is a work-in-progress safety guide for those who plan on browsing the Radioactive Uber Clan's wiki, which has been known to cause massive psychological damage to those who read it. Hopefully by following this guide, more and more people can extract useful data from the wiki and research the RUC's propaganda machine without fear of insanity.

## Overview

Studies indicate that the contents of the Radioactive Uber Clan wiki have all the elements of a memetic kill agent, able to induce enough psychological damage in an individual's mind just by viewing it, resulting in insanity, nausea, and potentially death. Evidence suggests that this is not an intentional effect by the RUC, rather, this is simply an effect of how mind-numbingly terrible their writing is.

However, experts who have experience taking deep dives into the wiki have shared their advice for how to stave off the harmful effects of browsing the wiki, and ensure a relatively safe experience, provided instructions are followed carefully.

Please note that some of this may also apply to other RUC-related content, such as social media, and video sharing sites.

## Safety Guide

-Always bring a hazmat suit!

-Keep "Without the Communist Party there would be No New China sung by Brother Hao" on track to listen to for cleansing the mind. Any track from Brother Hao works fine as an alternative, however. You can also keep "Come Out, Ye Black and Tans!" on standby, this works just as well.

-Remind yourself that the RUC and their ilk gorges themselves constantly on poop. It will help hold off, but no entirely prevent the insanity induced from the wiki.

- As a general rule of thumb, whatever the RUC says, the opposite is true. Most common exceptions being their needlessly extreme and violent actions.

- Take ten cold showers if you read the wiki for more than ten minutes.

- If you frequent the RealRUC wiki and must traverse the RUC wiki for whatever reason, it is recommended that you enter the RUC wiki FIRST, and then withdraw to the RealRUC wiki to help facilitate your mental recovery.
Peter Griffin

The image the RUC used on his own page. Note the dead stare.

**Peter Griffin** is the Radioactive Uber Clans' "Gunman." He's rather unnoteworthy, and contributed little to any of their campaigns.

## Bio

There isn't much to say. He's dim to the point of spacing out during important missions. Other than that, he overestimates his own skill with the gun, which has lead to several accidental discharges, which ended in the injury or death of other RUC soldiers (then again, this trait isn't unique to him). He also just enjoys shooting anything that moves with a, such as housepets or random civilians, making the RUC the ideal place to be for him.

He's also a kleptomaniac, often taking things that aren't his, including things from his fellow members.

He is not particularly skilled at anything, not even guns, though the RUC claims otherwise. He does not contribute very much to the RUC's goals. He's, for lack of a better way to say it, just sort of there.

## History

Peter was a member of a group of bank robbers, who, during a heist gone wrong, ended with him as the only survivor. Apparently Peter had been yelling their plans out loud as a way to "intimidate" the people within the bank, but this only made it so they were able to better prepare for the would-be robbery. A firefight with the security ensued, and Peter ran off when things were looking bad.

While wandering through the streets, he let off an accidental discharge through his gun, which happened to hit and kill a small child that Popeye and the RUC were chasing at the time. This was enough to impress Popeye to invite Peter into the klan.

RUC propaganda claims that members from the Justice Tower Protest Community (who they call the "Demon Army") murdered his entire posse. But with anything else claimed by the RUC, take it with a grain of salt.

### Aftermath

 The Rest
 Misc.
Titans
Indigo Syndicate Balloon Incident

As described in this article here, the Indigo Syndicate Balloon Incident was an event that occurred in x/xx/xx, where Popeye Jr. was startled by a balloon that was floating lazily in the sky and declared an emergency at the Navy Tower, prompting the Syndicate's military to come out guns ablazing to take it down.

## Background

Popeye Jr. was on another one of his yacht rides, when he spotted a balloon floating in the sky. Upon seeing this, he began to have a panic attack, and rushed back to the Navy Tower. He made an announcement to the entire Indigo Syndicate and called an emergency meeting to inform them about the balloon, telling them that it was in fact, an evil demonic floating device that was out to spray demon gas all over the city to transform everyone into demons.

Popeye Jr. declared a state of emergency, and all the troops that were in the tower (and not currently fighting in the Kangaroo War) were armed and deployed. When Popeye Jr. made this announcement outside of the Navy Tower as well, many citizens of the Republic also began to fear the balloon, calling it a floating object of pure evil. Seeing the citizens' reactions, Lazlo thought the balloon would be perfect for propaganda purposes... but also believed that deploying the entire Syndicate military to shoot it down is a stupid idea. Popeye Jr. went through with it anyways, with soldiers firing bullets into the air and all of them missing the balloon. The bullets eventually came back down and landed on several troops and Republic citizens, killing them all almost instantly. The balloon was eventually shot down after it had reached the coast of [area], with Popeye Jr. declaring a great victory and extorting money from Republic citizens (even though he has enough money himself) to host a large banquet for the Indigo Syndicate. "We are fourteen TRILLION steps closer to ending the Demon Menace for good!" he was quoted as saying.
Krinkles

**Krinkles** is a cat that was gifted to the RUC by Mrs. Krinkles, who rewarded them for being "such good upstanding students."

Despite this, the RUC went and wrote up an entirely different story for it.

## RUC Story

It's about as cheesy, cliche, retarded, sappy, any other unflattering terms as you can imagine. Blah blah it used to be one of Bern's evil demon demon demonic demon demon ball z cats but something blah Popeye loved cats and he calmed it down, and it turns out this cat was the reincarnation of Pupeye because he can feel his soul in him or something and it turns out Bern used dead people's souls to turn them into evil demons or something balah and then Chalice the Great Mary Sue something blessing holy magic he's the fastest thingon earth even faster than sanic hegehog and blah blah blah blah-

I'm gonna go punch myself now.

## Real Story

As stated before, the cat was simply a gift from a crazy High Schol teacher who think the RUC are honor students. The only reason the RUC thinks it's Pupeye reincarnated is because it shits all over the floor the same way Pupeye did.

Also, Popeye, that wasn't Pupeye's "soul" you were feeling... that cat peed on you when you were holding it.

The only reason the RUC connected Krinkles with Bern is because she was the only other person he knows that owns a cat, SO YEAH LET'S JUST CONNECT THOSE TWO TOGETHER SURE SURE YEAH OKAY I'M FUCKING DONE HERE FUCK THIS SHIT.
RUConsistency

**RUConsistency** is a term used to describe the RUC's sheer inability to keep the things they claim or say on their youtube, wikia, ask.fm, and forums consistent. They often contradict themselves and claim they don't remember doing so.

## Examples

### Ask.fm contradictions

-someone else add examples to this page. I'm only putting this down to set something.

### Wiki Contradictions

-Being unclear whether the clan was formed before or after defeating \*cough\* Mr. you know what I'm not ufcking saying it.

- Claiming Jabberjaw Senior was dead but also alive.

- Constantly rotating Eegores name between "Eegore" and "Eyegore".

- Casually rotating between the fates of various individuals on their wiki.

- Claiming RUC/Indigo Syndicate members are kind individuals when their actions say otherwise.

- The Whack N Jack being described as a "Weapon of Peace".

- Spongebob is claimed to have died on the wiki but there is a page as if he's alive.

- Popeye Jr. and Eva being represented as both children and adults.
Joey Big Arms

The Ira of the Animal Kingdom.

**Joey Big Arms** is the name given a rather muscly kangaroo that is said to be leading the fight against the Indigo Syndicate in the Kangaroo Wars. Once a simple kangaroo, seeing his family be butchered by the Indigo Syndicate had him go up in arms to protect the kangaroos. Being a kangaroo, he doesn't talk much... actually, he doesn't talk at all. But he is a more intelligent than initially seen, able to learn how to use Indigo Syndicate weaponry and their vehicles against them. he also learned various combat maneveurs to fight against the menace.

He was given the nickname of "The Ira of the Animal Kingdom" in honor of the Survivor, Ira who has a high RUC kill count. Legend states that if Ira and Joey were to meet, they would challenge themselves on who would kill the most Indigo Syndicate soldiers. Don't worry, it'll be a friendly challenge.

If one were to meet Joey, killing an Indigo Syndicate soldier will show him you're no threat and will even offer you aid to your cause.