Lesbian Lana

"Your mom gay." - Discord's voice chat, 13 Feb. 2018, exactly at 00:00

## Associates

### Relations

Cappy- (husband) (somehow got married. despite him being man, Lana is a lesbian. no matter what anyone says.)WhiteWolf - (Lana's ex-girlfriend)

Spit Godot Spit Godot (Enemy)

Queen Franziska - (Rival)

### Family

Ema SkyeEveryone in the Royal Family

Vpollo (Brother)

Spit Godot(Brother, somehow)

Kinkypollo (Brother)

One unnamed sister

### Friends

Luke AtmeySeri

Homo Hobo

## Random

### Dislikes

PhysicsEspecially physics

Anything related to physics

### Leitmotif

Mine - Bazzi

> "*"I love women. Women are so good. They're the reason I don't want to kill myself. They cured my crippling depression. God I love females."*"
> ― Lesbian Lana[source]
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## Basic Information

### Origin

Lana the big gay. Used to be Franziska but her homosexuality evolved her into the ever gay, Lesbian Lana.

But despite being a lesbian, she loves everyone she meets. Including the ever so hostile Man With the Iron Fist, Vpollo. In fact, she will always play her theme song to show her appreciation towards everyone.

Throughout her time, she has self declared a few things which, probably, nobody but herself agrees with. Which includes the national anthem for He11 (according to Lana).

Lesbian Lana is in some way, the female counterpart of Homo Hobo, both who have a strange attraction to a specific type of person, Apollo for Hobo, and Mia for Lana.

### Other

Lesbian Lana is the pre-evolved form of Lanaura, and the evolved form of Leziska.

## Lore

Lana at first, had her first encounter in this mysterious... He11, when she had an uncouth urge to go out of her boundaries and explore new heights. Little had she known, that at that very moment, her life would make a full 180 into happiness, yet also distress

This area was quite well known for its troglodyte behavior, and how disordered the members had been. But that didn't stop Lana, she put on a brave face and marched right into the accursed room, anxious and afraid on the inside. At that moment, Lana had no clue on what to say in a form of introduction, so all that she mustered up to say was, "I'm your local lesbian, Lana Skye." No one seemed to be bothered by the fact that she was a lesbian, so she had a tugging feeling that this place was not as bad as the people of Lobby claimed it to be.

For a few days, Lana made quick trips back and forth from He11 to Lobby, for she was unsure if this place was to stay or keep away from. Back then, she had not been corrupted.

Then on a fated day, Lana was put on trial, accused of smuggling cocaine in a cactus, which had been shoved up her vagina. Lana had no idea when or how the blame had been shifted to point to her, but it had. Normally, she would have abruptly decided that this place is misogynistic and oppressive, for accusing her, because she was the only woman in that court at that time, but that wasn't the case. As the trial came to an end, she was informed that this was just a gag, a joke, and Lana found that incredibly thrilling. This area had done everything that was considered taboo in Lobby in the span of just a few hours, and Lana loved that. This drove Lana to visit He11 more frequently, until one day, she brought her sister along with her.

Of course, that day was not the best for Lana herself, distraught at the fact that her very own sister had fallen into the hands of a devious man, whose actions were incredibly dubious.

Lana sought out comfort in her then girlfriend Mia Fey, who had only hit it off a few moments before everything took place. Ema had taken this the wrong way, and blamed Lana for prioritizing some girl she had just met over her own sister, but only one side of the coin had been facing up, so Ema had never gotten the full story of Lana's actions. Nothing Lana did was able to stop her sister, and this grew Lana to be incredibly distraught. This area had just ruined her life, yet she still returned.

Why? Not even she knows.

Lana wanted to find her sister and she relentlessly hoped to have her return, but to no avail had that happened. What had happened, however, was that she got caught up in quite a few more cases. A specific one, where she marked her place in he11.

In her very second case of He11, Lana was a supposed witness of the pissing of Godot's coffee cup, theorized to have been carried out by some rando Franziska. Lana hadn't much importance of this case, but she was very reluctant, due to the fact that moments prior, she had lost her jacket in this very courtroom where the crime took place. Lana had wanted to find that jacket, and while on her quest for it, she witnessed SOMEONE pissing in Godot's coffee cup, and immediately reported it. A trial was soon carried out for the actions taken.

During this case, Lana found out that Luke Atmey had jacked the FUCK off behind the judge's bench, and used Lana's own jacket, which had once belonged to her mother, to clean it all up. Lana was furious at this and swore to take revenge on Atmey, but little did she know that this hatred would soon turn into friendship. Atmey genuinely felt bad about what he did to her jacket and vowed to have it replaced. While Lana was hesitant on this offer, she graciously took it after some time, realizing that it's no use living life with such hatred towards one single person. Lana took time to forgive him, since that jacket held great importance to her, but it was over and done with. Plus, someone else got the jacket cleaned and it was good as new, and that was none other than VPollo.

At that time, Lana had not familiarized herself with that man, and had a strange affection for him. It wasn't in the romantic way, but she enjoyed his company platonically. She appreciated his presence and his gestures, and he was possibly one of the nicest people she met yet. VP was so welcoming to her and even took her out to a nice restaurant, which was soon ruined after a family feud in the background. VP at that time, however, was known as "Virgin Apollo" rather than "Vigilant Apollo", and had a totally different front from his current, more hostile one.

## Relationships and Rivalries

### Spit Godot

It is a well known fact that Lesbian Lana has, and always will, love her sister, Ema Skye. However, some skeptics say that her love for her sister faltered after Lana's sworn rival, Spit Godot, stole Ema from her during a trial. After Ema's disappearance alongside Spit Godot, Lana swore to find and kill Spit Godot.

The relationship between Lesbian Lana and Spit Godot has, and most likely always will be, full of hatred. After stealing her sister from her, it is only fair that Lana would feel such an unkempt hatred towards Spit Godot. The two remain rivals to this day.

It is unknown, but entirely possible that Lana may have a nephew or niece. Some sources say that Ema Skye gave birth to Spit Godot's child after her disappearance, but the credibility of these sources are questionable. However, this is an entirely plausible idea, given that Ema Skye has been gone for some time.

### Queen Franziska

There was a point of time where Lana longed to be an acquaintance with the Thot Queen, Franziska, but that longing disappeared quite quickly from her mind, once Queen Franziska's true colors radiated and blinded Lana with a frenzy of disdain. It was because of Queen Franziska, that Lana decided that anarchy was the true way to go.

The psuedo hatred for Franziska all began when Lana, herself, advocated the woman into whipping her. At first these acts seemed harmless, but it got out of hand in a matter of minutes. Soon a slutty April May, who kept singing profane songs, started advocating Franziska into whipping her as well. And like an unforeseen natural disaster, April became enamored with the stinging pain of those whips, urging for more. April thirst for more and more pain, that she fell into an occupation of servitude blindly following Franziska. Soon, Franziska caught on that her whips had some mysterious power to make that whip's victims mindlessly follow her, which resulted in the formation of Franziska's Thot Harem.

Lana was so disgusted by Franziska's actions, that she opened her eyes to the way of anarchy, and made an attempt to form her own organization to counter the Thot Harem. It was, dubiously unsuccessful, but Lana has yet to give into that harem she oh, so, despises.

## Personality

Lana
 is usually a flamboyant woman, expressing her emotions without any
doubts. She is no where afraid to announce her flaming homosexuality,
for that is her 'character trope'.

Generally cheerful, Lana is enthusiastic and welcoming to (most) people she meets. She has a tendency to express her emotions and spill them out like the open book she is. She's never truly hated anyone, except for people such as Spit Godot, and Queen Franziska, but even then, she doesn't truly despise them. Only hates them... a lot more than her other mutuals. Lana isn't afraid to express how she feels about her friends, and usually it is in an overly affectionate way. If she says something other than that, it is definitely done as a joke.

> "*I don't like you, but I don't hate you. I never hate anyone, no matter what they do. Hating people is just a waste of time. He11 is a better place if we all get along.*"
> ― - Lesbian Lana, to someone she doesn't like.
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Though,
 despite her seemingly friendly and rambunctious front she puts out,
Lana tends to go into a state where she experiences a menagerie of
anomalous emotions, that not even she can explain. During that time, the
 members of He11 consider her to be on some sort of drug, due to her
acting so idiosyncratically. However, she herself knows that she is not
on anything, but that she merely dissociating from her current mindset
to a fluster. The frenzy only lasts a few minutes, however, she is
persistently babbling on incoherent sentences, or that she is sensing a
vague, powerful chill of coldness, repeatedly mumbling "I'm cold."

On
 bad days, Lana seemingly attempts to put out a hostile personality, but
 due to her inability to verbally fight back, she is often seen failing
at trying to rebut her emotions and arguments. Throwing her sentences
around with nonsensical quips, striving to hit a blow to the opponent
without taking one too hard herself. It has never been successful, as of
 yet.

## Trivia

* Lana has no life. She is currently rank number two in the Discord server.
* Lana is often seen playing as either Aura Blackquill, or Athena Cykes.
* Lana isn't even Lana Skye anymore, but her friends call her Lana, since that's what she started off as.
* Lana likes to draw.
* Lana
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* Gay Boy Gay Boy
* Oh OH O H
* Won't you
* Change your mind
* chan g g e you r mind
* PL WE ASE
* Lana was factkin with Abe Lincoln but dropped him after all the backlash
* Lana's government assigned kin is Natsuki from DDLC but that is also Kinky's kin and he doesnt like doubles. lana is conflicted.