The Boss

The Boss is the main villain of the Agent Batista Series on both FinnSully and CalebtheGreat's YouTube channels. He is a mob boss and militia leader who is the leader of all the Goons seen in the Agent Batista Series, and has appeared in almost every episode of the Agent Batista series, including *The Infiltration, The Escape, The Deal, The Bounty,* and the upcoming hour-long special, *Agent Batista: The Movie.* He is a man who has grown wealthy from selling stolen weapons and property, and has made it a point to try and destroy Agent Batista and The Agency at every chance he gets, as they have proven themselves to be an incredible nuisance to him. He has died in every episode he's appeared in, except for *The Bounty,* and it is currently unknown how he keeps coming back, though it's rumored that the secret may be explained in the upcoming *Agent Batista: The Movie.* As of this article being written, it is currently unknown where The Boss is, though he was last spotted capturing Agent Batista, and it can be assumed he is interrogating him right now.

## Biography

We know so little about The Boss' life before the events of *The Infiltration* that we don't even know his real name. All we know for sure is that sometime before *The Infiltration,* he began to grow a private army of Goons and settled in The Base, and began stealing from the Nerf Armory Concern in order to arm this little army of his. His first run-in with Agent Batista was during *The Infiltration,* in which Agent Batista broke into his base, killed all his guards and then murdered him, before stealing the intel from his computer. He seemed quite confident in his ability to come back after death, as he boldly stated that he didn't "give a shit" if he died, and smiled as Agent Batista killed him right in the dome. His next appearance is at the end of *The Escape,* where he snuffed out an attempt by Agent Cena to help Agent Batista escape. Agent Cena rushed ahead of Agent Batista while they were clearing out The Base during their escape, and essentially walked right into The Boss' trap, as once Agent Batista entered the room, Cena was on the floor beside the bed, while The Boss held a gun to his head, smiling. He then proceeded to blow Cena's brains out, and watched while one of his Goons knocked out Batista with the butt of his SMG-2. He didn't appear in *The Revenge,* at least not officially. There is a possibility that the grey-shirted goon with the Model 3 Shotgun seen in the beginning of the episode, who says "You've been a big nuisance, I'm glad to get rid of you!", could be The Boss. His next appearance is in *The Deal,* where he attempts to prevent Batista from leaving the compound by confronting him on the bridge over Rucksack River that lies just behind The Boss' compound, wearing nothing but his sunglasses, his tank top, and his underwear, and wielding a SPAS-2020 shotgun. He fails in this attempt, and Batista shoots him in the chest with his suppressed .50 Crosskill pistol, causing him to drop his weapon and stumble, falling into Rucksack River. He flailed around in the water for a few moments, before getting a grip on the shore and dragging himself up, begging for Batista to spare his life. His requests were not heeded, and Batista stepped down onto the shore to finish the job, supposedly ending The Boss' life with a round of .50 Crosskill to the head. It is unknown how, but, as always, the Boss came back from the dead between the events of *The Deal* and *The Bounty.* He had somehow managed to put a bounty on Batista's head of 1 Billion Schmeckles.