Viva Ozz-Vegas

**Viva Ozz-Vegas** is the ninth episode of the second series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on the February 4, 2003.

## Summery

The Osbournes pack their bags for Sin City as Ozzy prepares for a concert and Kelly celebrates her 18th birthday. Before heading to Vegas, Kelly discovers that she has been made to sign a contract with The Venetian Resort Hotel Casino as the hotel clearly states that if anyone is seen to be drinking underage, then they would all be thrown out of the hotel.

The family charter a private jet to Vegas. When Kelly and friend Sara head out for a wild night on the town, Jack gets left behind because he's still not of legal age. Jack is deeply annoyed by this as he had been told by a friend that they would all be meeting "some Penthouse chicks" while in Vegas. As Jack watches television with some friends, Kelly and Sara run wild. Shocking onlookers with a revealing table dance before falling to the floor in front of a disapproving Ozzy and Sharon, Sara horrifies onlookers shortly before Kelly and Jack go toe-to-toe.

## Memorable Quotes

"*Icy Hot on my fucking ass! It's running down under my testicles! I got my balls on fire.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*Ha,ha,ha! Y'know you can hit the high notes now!*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*Great balls of fire!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*How are you Ozz-man?*"
— Dr. Canter

"*I'm 18 I can do what I want!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*Oh it's okay darling, you can get your tits done, there's no danger there's no problem!*"
— Sharon Osbourne, sarcastically

"*Why do I have your tits, why can't I have Aimee's tits her tits are perfect. Aimee has "Welcome to London" tits, y'know the ones on the postcards?*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*I'm not going to Vegas to party or anything.*"
— Kelly to Bobby

"*Now you're 18, I can remember every second of when I almost died giving birth to you.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*No you never almost died giving birth to me!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*Whose birthday is it? It's mine! Why are we going to Vegas? Because of me! My friends aren't coming because you're bringing eight of yours!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*The fucking hallway is fucking littered with security guards! I feel like I've fucking robbed a bank.*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*My luck is when a fucking bird shits on my fucking head.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*It's fucking pathetic! Alright I wanna get drunk so hurry up!*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*I can't move! I've pissed myself!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*Sarah for 2.5 seconds can you act normal while my mum's here.*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*If you go down there, there's gonna be a war!*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*It's my birthday! Hello? Does that not compute in your head? Really, mum?*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*Mum, yes I'm spoilt but I'm not a brat!*"
— Kelly osbourne

"*Kelly, they're trying to have fun too! You can be a bitch, and that's fine and all. Just back the fuck off!*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*She's frightening me, she's really, really out of order!*"
— Melinda

"*Well! That was a lovely end to a nice evening.*"
— Sharon Osbourne, sarcastically

## Trivia

* The episode is third one in a row to have Ozzy and Aimee to be doing the commentary.
* According to Aimee, Kelly met a stripper called Joanna whom Kelly mentions in this episode.