Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 27: 1995 Tyson Holly Farms 400

Johnny Blamer's worst crash, and nearly died. Rowley Boltstrike and Klint Shiftright are also in the crash. He would return in the 1996 N2O Cola 600.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: I just want this race to be less boring than last race!

Dale Earnhardt: I know you do.

Johnny Blamer: (bawls) YEAH! I'M CRASHING SO MANY TIMES! MY ONLY FINISH WAS AT GELN!

Rowley Boltstrike: Don't worry, Johnny! We're both rookies of this season!

Johnny Blamer: (stops bawling) Ok!

(quaifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 14th place!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no! Must get up to the top 5 again!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to climb up to the top!

(lap 32)

Ken Squier: Billy Oilchanger with the lead here at the end of lap 31. On lap 32 a battle for the midfield it's 4 wide!

Eugene Carbureski: (Popeye toot) YOU! GO TO HELL! (turns Johnny Blamer)

Ken Squier: OH! EUGENE CARBURASKI TURNS JOHNNY BLAMER!

Ned Carrett: And Johnny collects Rowley Boltstrike and Klint Shiftright!

Ken, Ned, Pinkie, and Spike: OH!

Spike: OH MY GOD THAT'S JOHNNY BLAMER! JOHNNY IS FLIPPING AND SLAMING THE INSIDE WALL! OW! THAT HAS GOT TO **HURT!** MY GOD!

Pinkie: I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY WHOLE **LIFE!**

Ken Squier: Have you ever?

Pinkie: NO I'VE (Yee) NEVER!

(Johnny lands on the grass on his wheels unconscious)

Johnny's crew chief: JOHNNY! JOHNNY JOHNNY!

Ned Carrett: Please no...

Pinkie (cries): WHY!?

Ken Squier: Now Billy Oilchanger goes through the caution flag to complete lap 32!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I'm ready to pit!

Ray Reverham: Ok, pal!

(4 laps later)

Ken Squier: Larry Smith is the new leader this race, and the green flag is back in the air!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 106)

Ken Squier: It's lap 106! Billy Oilchanger in the lead with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd and Jeff's teamamate, Ken Schrader in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette now drafting on the leader, Billy Oilchanger! He's trying to take the lead!

Spike: And Jeff Gorvette is leading the points standing in this season! Jeff has never won at this track!

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette is still challanging Billy Oilchanger, but Billy holds Jeff and puts the block!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff loves to win this race!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside of the 58 car.

Jeff Gorvette: All right! (goes into the inside of Billy Oilchanhger)

Spike: Now Jeff Gorvette is on the inside of Billy Oilchanger!

Ken Squier: And he takes the lead from him! His teammate, Ken Schrader gives Gorvette a push and Jeff will lead lap 106!

(lap 118)

Pepsi crew cheif: Go to the inside of the 24 car!

Ken Schrader: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Now Ken Schrader is now going to the inside and passes Jeff Gorvette for the lead!

Ned Carrett: Schrader is Jeff's teammate! And now Gorvette gives Schrader a bug push as Ken holds him of the corner!

Ken Squier: Ken Schrader leads lap 118! It's lap 119! Ken Schrader in the lead with his teammate, Jeff Gorvette in 2nd, and Chick Hicks passes Billy Oilchanger for 3rd!

Spike: Uh, oh! Chick Hicks is getting closer and closer, and trying to pass the 2 leaders! We agree that Chick's that mean green car!

Ned Carrett: If Chick wrecks them both, then this will be a disapointing race that he will win!

Pinkie: That will be sad if Chick Hicks wins this race!

Chick Hicks: SCREW YOU, JERK GORVETTE! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Chick Hicks is doing the bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette and taking 2nd away!

Ken Squier: But not enough to ceatch the leader, Ken Schrader as Ken leads lap 119! It's lap 120! Ken Schrader still in the lead with Chick Hicks in 2nd place, and Jeff Gorvette is coming to pit road after hitting the wall because of that bump-n-run from Chick!

Spike: You're right, Ken! Chick Hicks is that mean green car! Jeff Gorvette is coming and now he's in his pits!

Pinkie: 2 right side tires and 2 cans of fuel! I wish Jeff will lead the final lap to win later this race!

Ned Carrett: Ken Schrader continues this lead with Chick Hicks in 2nd, and Jeff Gorvette is done with his pits as he's driving out!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette poles away from his pits! Meanwhile, Ken and Chick are battling for the lead!

Chick Hicks: NOW! IT'S YOU'RE TURN, KECK SCRAPER! (does a bump-n-run on Ken Schrader)

Spike: And now Chick Hicks does the bump-n-run on Ken Schrader! That's getting worse!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks will lead lap 120! It's lap 121! Chick Hicks is in the lead! And Rowley Boltstrike passing Ken Schrader for 2nd!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is almost a lap down, but he has great speed!

Spike: That means he'll stay on the lead lap!

Ned Carrett: Right, Spike!

Pinkie: Rowley Boltstrike trying to pass Chick Hicks but Chick blocks him as they come to turn 3!

Ken Squier: And Rowley was involved in Johnny Blamer's massive crash early this, but he's not giving up! Rolwey trying to go to the inside, but I don't think it would stop that mean green car, Chick Hicks as Chick leads lap 121! It's lap 122! Chick Hicks is still the leader with Rolwey Boltstrike still drafting behind him!

Spike: I'll tell you what! Rowley Bolttrike would somehow take the lead after being involved in Johnny Blamer's massive crash early this race!

Ned Carrett: If Rolwey was out in Johnny Blamer's crash, then Chick will lead this lap!

Ken Squier: Rowley Boltstrike looking to the inside, but Chick Hicks gets a block!

Pinkie: Yeah! I hate Chick Hicks!

Ned Carrett: Now Rowley will have other chance to take the lead from that mean green car!

Rowley Boltstrike: YOU'RE THE STUPID MEAN GREEN CAR! (does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks)

Spike: Now Rolwey does the bump-n-run on Chick and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Now Rowley has token the lead from that mean green car and will lead lap 122!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Billy Oilchnager for the win!

Billy Oilchanger: Yes! I won after struggling last year!

Jeff Gorvette: Great job, Billy! I feel bad for Johnny Blamer having that bad crash!

Rusty Wallace: I hate you too! You diserve for winning the race, Biller Oilcraper!

Billy and Jeff: OUT!

Rusty Wallace: UGH!

(after the race)

(in a hospitle)

The King: I want to dedicate my win to Johnny fully. I know he is in the Hank Gears Hospital. Luke,Roger. I know of 10 of Johnny's closest friends. That includes both of you. As for the other nine? Five of them are his high school friends from his teenage years with two being in Piston Cup Juniors. They are Rick Tanner (Rick raced in Juniors in 1990), Katie Clutchen, Sam Clark, Michelle Corrigan and Mark White.

Luke: Wow Johnny had so many friends? NO WAY!

The King: That's not all. We cant forget about the other 5. Who are the other 5? Well three of them are you, me and Roger. So that leaves two. Those two have to be Alex Landis and Johnny's crew chief.

Luke: But how do you know them and how will you bring them?

The King: Well I had met them just last year. Real pleasant cars they were. So I will contact them soon and so you, me and Roger, the five friends and the FWD team will go to visit Blamer. LET'S DO THIS!

Roger and Luke: YEAH!

(at Johnny)

Johnny Blamer (hyper weak): Ugh I am in deep pain!

Doctor: You will be fine Johnny.

Johnny Blamer(weak): My career is done. I will never see the race track again.

(Doorbell rings, The King, Luke, Roger and Johnny's friends and Johnny's crew chief and Alex Landis arrive)

Johnny Blamer: GUYS! GUYS! YOUR HERE! KING YOUR HERE!

The King: I've got your crew chief, main pitty, Rick, Katie, Sam, Mark and Michelle

Rick: JOHNNY BRO YOUR ALIVE! I THOUGHT YOU (Popeye toot) DIED! (Note: Even private non filmed conversations have the censor sounds, like Popeye's sailor pipe used in this one.)

Katie(crying): Please don't do this ever again! I lost Robert and Laura already! I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU TOO JOHNNY! YOUR THE LAST CAR IN MY LIFE WHO IS MY BEST FRIEND! (cries harder)

Sam(crying): Yeah!

(Soon the five are desperately hugging Johnny with all five crying and Johnny confused but not crying cause his tear ducts were damaged)

Luke(sad): This is so sad!

Roger(sad): Yeah!

The King: Guys, guys! Calm down. He will survive because even though he crashes and cries many times if there is one thing we know about Johnny its that he would not go down so easily! Yeah also Johnny why aren't you crying you normally do when you have big accident? It's ok guys. It's ok.

Johnny Blamer: I am kinda but my tear ducts were damaged in the accident.

Sam: Well your right King. We should stay strong for Johnny!

Katie: I'm never leaving you again!

Rick: Neither am I!

Michelle: Well Strip? You think you can stay for a while because it would be really helpful.

The King: Of course I will.

Johnny Blamer: Can you call Lapis on your phone, King?

The King: Yes.

(Lapis' phone rings.)

Lapis Lazuli: Hello?

The King: Come to Hank Gears Hospital! Johnny wants to see you!

Lapis: Ok, I'm coming.

(Doorbell rings again. Michelle opens it, Lapis enters)

Lapis: What's the matter, Johnny?

Johnny Blamer: THANK GOD YOUR HERE I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU I MET MY RACING END!

Lapis: WHAT? Are you quitting?

Johnny Blamer: No but I'M TOO DAMAGED! My tear ducts were smashed and all.

Michelle: Johnny this is not like you. You can do it!

Rick: Yeah man!

Katie: I guess they are right. You should go attend races but from now on I will be at every race to watch you. I cant have you crash heavily EVER AGAIN!

The King: They are right Johnny. Do not give up just yer. I was like you back in 1988 when I had a bad crash but however I did not give up and kept racing. Had I given up no one would have known "The King" as much. Johnny take your time.

Johnny Blamer: I'll try King.