Gil Williams (Dimension-232)

**Gil Williams** is the second employee of the Tally Hall, hired by Joey and Frank to renovate the building. He became a permanent member of New Poglandia after Joline left, and Frank needed someone to help renovate parts of the Hall. Gil has a knack for building and fishing, but really just enjoys spending time with people.

## History

### Moving to New Poglandia

After Joey had moved in with Frank, Joey noticed the museum, and asked Frank to take it down, telling him it was "insensitive to those who lived and died in Old Poglandia." Frank was too lazy to take the whole thing down, so he contacted the Paragon Corp, and asked them to send someone out who works with wood, and the company sent out **Gil Williams** to help.

Gil moved in quick and attempted to become friends with everyone right away. Many thought he was annoying, but Frank just liked how easy he was to work with. When Joey and the others found the secret bunker in the Tally Hall, Uncle Joey hired Gil to renovate more of the Tally Hall, making the place more of a maze, and making it harder to find hidden locations.

A while after this, Joey hired Gil once more, to work on the biggest project he had ever worked on before, building Joey a mansion. Joey was getting tired of living in the basement of his brother's house, and wanted a way to show off his wealth a bit, so he hired Gil to build a mansion on the hill right behind the Town Hall. Gil took the job, and very quickly got to work.

### Meeting Ace

While Gil was working on the outside of the Tally Hall, he saw a man slowly approach him. Gil didn't recognize the man, but he introduced himself anyways. The man claimed his name was Ace, and he was very confused. Ace swore he had no idea where he was, but was pretty certain he was just having a bad trip, and that his friends were pranking him. Gil assured Ace that he was most certainly not tripping, and that he was really in New Poglandia. This confused Ace more, as he was from California and was born in the 60s, and New Poglandia was not in California. Ace wa still pretty certain his friends were just pranking him, but Gil continued to show him things to prove he was not in 1960's California. Gil shows Ace around New Poglandia, while also showing him lots of modern day technology, which only slightly convinces Ace. The two end up becoming friends, and Gil sets up a room in the Tally Hall for Ace to sleep in. Normally Frank would have kicked him out. but Frank was too lazy to walk downstairs to even talk to Ace.

The next day Gil and Ace accidentally found a cave, which deep inside, held a message written on the wall. The message said, "Uvzi gsv lmv dsl dzmgh gl tl slnv.", which when translated said, "Fear the one who wants to go home." Ace and Gil reported it to the two scientists, who claimed they had no idea who or what the message could mean.

Not long after this, Gil was very stressed out, reading all of the messages in the groupchat, while also having to build a mansion, and deal with Ace, who wouldn't stop bothering Gil in the groupchat. This caused Gil to yell at Ace in the groupchat. Ace took this personally, and assumed he was a bother to everyone, and left New Poglandia. Before he left, he dropped off a note at Gil's house letting him know he was sorry if he upset him.

## Equipment and Abilities

### Equipment

* Diamond Pickaxe
* Iron Axe
* Several Fishing Rods

### Abilities

* Master Carpenter
* Expert Fisher

## Trivia

* Gil is bisexual.
* Gil's favorite songs include *Bang Bang* by K'NAAN and *Octopus's Garden* by The Beatles.
* Gil's listens to the Beach Boys, Chuck Berry and The Beatles.
* Gil was originally written just to be killed off.