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Ruthenia Hernandez

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CH.1 / Tournament

**Ruthenia Hernandez** is a background character seen during the bus section of Alex’s second flashback. She is the mother of Georgy and the Hernandez family.

## In-Game

Ruthenia appears alongside Dana Picks, watching Rupert Bane hose down two infants.

## References

1. ↑ Confirmation of Ruthenia's Hernandez genes by Ed
Pete Harper

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Ch.1 / Prelude

❝ We can catch up to them. ❞
— **Pete Harper**
**Pete Harper** is a character encountered in the cave that leads to the Melting Village along with Boy Trent, Mathew Harper, and Risky Richmond.

## In-Game

If spoken to, Pete will say that his group will be able to  *"catch up to them"* , referring to the crowd that left the Melting Village for The City, led by Jason Pike.

Boy Trent will implore Pete to leave him, but he refuses.
The Minor Iris

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## The Minor Iris ←Iron HoofT. STANCE→

(WAS) The first supreme technique of the Velvet Style, precise strikes shred through solid defence.

### Scope

**70** SP
**1** Enemy

### Effects

**100%** to remove Defend

**90%** to remove Ironbody

**80%** to remove Solid

## Use

Strikes the enemy three times, each hit dealing damage based on a formula of:

```
60 + Magic ATK * 3.5 = Damage Output

```

Utilizing Magic Attack, the skill completely bypasses most enemy defenses, as well as removing Defend, with a 90% chance to remove Ironbody and a 80% chance to remove Solid.

## Trivia

* The Minor Iris is inspired from *Street Fighter*, being based off of Gen's special attack Rapid Hands.

## References

1. ↑ Interview with Edvinas Kandrotas, 5-5-19
Palladium Tile

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ID: 19

A very stylish palladium tile of an extraterrestrial origin. The back reads: "Made in USSR".

## Use

Can be sold to a vendor for 15 magazines.

## Locations

### Garbage Island

* in The Long Wet, two tiles to the right of an interactable Sputnik satellite that hints at the tile, within the long stretch of garbage before meeting Roland Von Buckingham.
Ross Hillock

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ch.1 / Downtown

Bullyfreq:9
Tacklefreq:6

Stiff Armfreq:5
Solid Punchfreq:5

## Rewards

200 EXP
2

❝ Here comes the meat train! ❞
— **Ross Hillock****Ross Hillock** is a member of the Infinity Franchise who shows up in the Donnie Sand battle, tossing a television set at him to kill him when his HP gets below 60%.

## Battle

After killing Donnie, Ross repeteadly punches himself, starting off the fight with Rage. When his health reaches 30% or below, he will say "Can't break my streak!" and inflicts Ironbody on himself as long as he isn't Off\_Balance.

### Strategy

Ross is a very hardy foe with great defense and resistance to immobilizing status effects, making him a dangerous target.

Ross isn't engaged directly, he intervenes after Donnie Sand is injured enough. When fighting Donnie, a single Flying Axe Kick or two inputs of random attacks should be sufficient to prompt Ross to finish the job without any damage to your party.

Rage is applied to Ross immediately, making him very weak to Stun. Open with a Goat Headbutt and Gun Toss, the odds of him being stunned are extremely favorable. Follow with a Full Thrust and Mind Games, fortune willing, he will be afflicted with Off-Balance and Spooked. If all goes well, Ross won't be able to hurt you up this point, use Twisted or Receding stance to restore your SP and hit him Steady Aim to scare him. Use Goat Kick and Single Out to weaken and knock Ross down, at this point he will try to apply Ironbody, but if he is fallen it will only remove the status ailment and he will still be scared.

Utilize your combos to go in for the kill.

## Trivia

* When Hillock dies, he exclaims *"Fifth fold... so close!"*. This suggests that he was \*at least\* on the fourth fold of infinity, meaning he has killed at least 80 people. Taking into consideration that he was "so close" to the fifth fold, he was likely closer to the 120 kill mark.
Versace Family

The **Versace Family**, from which the brothers Louie and Bob Versace owe their lineage, were a powerful family before the Flash.

## Pre-Flash

Before the Flash, the Versaces possessed an unknown degree of influence over at least the American populace, as evidenced by the Soviet Union's consideration as to whether or not it would be possible to pay the family to help de-stigmatize Garbage Insanity. Unfortunately for the Soviets they lacked the funding to do so having just 'won' the Cold War, likely after the conclusion of the New Zealand Crisis; ergo, it is implicit that the Versaces had additionally some degree of power given that not even the Soviet Union, which had just become one of the world's top superpowers, could not afford to buy their influence. Admittedly, this was due in part to the strain that the climax of the Cold War had placed upon the economy of the U.S.S.R.

## Post-Flash

After the Flash, the remnants seen of the Versace family reside on Garbage Island; in an ironic twist of fate, Louie Versace is the head of the Cellophane Communion and encourages the reverence of trash, as well as committing ritualistic suicide to become one with the garbage.

## References

1. ↑ "...the soviets would have funded people like the Versaci [sic] to de-stigmatize garbage insanity ...they couldn't afford to" - Ed, 03-26-17
Tactics

A list of different tactics that are used in Little Big Snake.

**NOTE:** All tactics are fan-made and named.

* Circling
* Kamikaze
* Luring
* Strangle
* Traps
* Head-bops
* Zig-zag

See Co-op.

* Teamed Kamikaze
* Tri-circle

* If you are not a kamikaze player in a team, stay alive so your teammates have easy access to the target.
Stan Curien

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## The Competitor

Chapter 1, World Tournament

Aikido Stancefreq:7
Tenchi Nagefreq:7

❝ Good luck. ❞
— **Stan Curien****Stan Curien**, or the **Competitor**, was the first and only contestant that Alex Churchland faced against in the World Tournament.

## History

Stan Curien was a student of Aikido, a reactive martial arts style which contrasted heavily with Alex's fully-offensive Velvet-Fu. Alex's inability to react and adapt to his style (*and his building frustration culminating with an illegal kick to the groin, depending on player choice*) ends up costing him the tournament, with Stan not losing a single round.

## In-Game

Stan Curien is encountered in a flashback to the World Tournament, where the player can play through Alex's ill-fated match. Regardless of what attacks Alex uses, Stan will always dodge his kicks and jabs, throwing Alex to the mat after every turn he attacks. The player will gain access to the Minor Iris on the third round, but it will prove just as futile as all previous attacks.

After the third loss, Stan offers to help Alex up from the mat, but Alex will ignore him. From here, the player can either choose to forfeit or go on. If the player chooses to go on, they will gain access to the Trick Kick. Unlike other skills, the Trick Kick will deal damage to Stan, but it will cause the referee, Lord Baxter Umpire, to call a foul.

Once the player has either given up or lost five rounds of the tournament, Stan will be declared the victor of the match.
Rusty Davidson

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ch.1 / Prelude

**Rusty Davidson** is a background character appearing at the end of the Prelude.

## In-Game

Rusty is located in the Industrial Underground, sitting with Loyd Basilisk near a campfire.

After Alex rests, Rusty will be found dead along with nearly everyone else in the cave, murdered in his sleep by Hugo Leopardi.

While Alex is being stabbed by Hugo, the Old Man briefly appears over Rusty's corpse before disappearing a moment later.
Shurik Caukaz

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Ch.1 / Prelude

❝ Back off! I'm with Neu Crew! ❞
—  **Shurik Caukaz****Shurik Caukaz** is a character found in the Industrial Underground within the Autumn area, and the last living member of the Neu Crew gang.

## In-Game

If approached by Alex, Shurik will tell the player to back off, saying that he's with the defunct Neu Crew.

If Alex has not heard of the gang before, he will ask where the rest of Shurik's clique is, Caukaz saying that he is the last living member, the extinction of the crew caused by Rando.

Alternatively, different dialogue occurs if Alex has heard of the gang before, activated if the player has interacted with a poster in Garbage Island that mentions the death of the Neu Crew. Alex voices his surprise that there's any remnants of the gang left, Shurik replying that he's still here. After a brief pause, he meekly says,  *"Don't hurt me please..."*

Once Alex rests, Shurik will be found dead along with nearly everyone else in the cave, murdered by Hugo Leopardi in his sleep.
Mortimer Gunhause

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Chapter 1. Autumn

❝ Do you believe in... SIN? ❞
— **Mortimer Gunhause****Mortimer Gunhause** is one of the co-hosts of an optional televised broadcast from the City, located in the Autumn House. Gunhause's role in the television broadcast largely involves taunting 'guest' Rick Weeks prior to his "sanctification".

## In-Game

In the broadcast, Gunhause can be seen accompanied with Roy Rube and Dill Vagner. After a line of vague questioning from Gunhause for Richard, who becomes restrained to the chair he is in via rope off-camera, Gunhause informs the audience that Richard Weeks has *"made peace with his sanctification"* and Dill Vagner, who is standing beside Gunhause, brandishes his weapon and smiles into the camera.
Salty Bathrobe

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A grim vestment, highly resistant to damage. Reduces attack, mobility, and doubles SP costs.

### Equip Type

Coat
Body

### Effects

**+20** DEF
**+10** S.DEF
**-70** ATK
**-50** AGI
**200%** SP cost

### Armor ID

18

❝ You found it, big deal. ❞
— **Salt Crab**
## Use

Has a high defense stat of 20, but reduces attack by 70, agility by 50, and doubles the SP needed for any skill that uses it.

## Locations

### Downtown Olathe

* Found by jumping off of a cliff into the Dried Sangria Lake on the rightmost cliff, dealing 200 damage to the party.
Tay Mack

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CH.1 / downtown

❝ It changed us. It was hell ever since. ❞
—  **Tay Mack**
**Tay Mack** is a young member of the Mack Clan, and presumably the only sane living member of the group.

## In-Game

Tay can be found in the Cherry Village of Downtown Olathe, situated in the far left concrete house, only accessible if the player defeats Jessie Mack and his crew.

Tay, along with Derek Smith, are seen crouched in a hidden underground compartment of the hut. As soon as Alex and Joel enter the chamber, Derek will panic, assuming them to be franchise members, imploring them to take the kid and not to hurt him. Tay scolds Derek, telling him that *"they're not wearing it."*

Alex will ask what happened to this place. Tay describes how his family became enfranchised, all of it starting when a younger sibling of his went missing. Jessie went out to look for him - *"All he brought back was the jersey"*.

Alex will express his condolences for his father, with Tay only responding with silence.
Red Chikatilo

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CH.1 / Endless Wastes

❝ He was the brightest mind of our generation... ❞
— **Jengo Gong**
**Red Chikatilo** is a floating corpse seen above House Dust in the Endless Wastes.

## In-Game

Though first described as a prodigy by Jengo Gong, he later confesses that Red was the  *'most average man ever'* , unable to handle whatever pressures he was facing, leading to his suicide.

The phrase "Brightest mind of our generation" is possibly in reference to Lazlo from Half-Life 2, who is described similarly as "The greatest mind of his generation."
Status Effects

**Status Effects** are game mechanics within LISA: The Pointless. Typical of any other RPG, Status Effects can be inflicted in various ways - using player skills, being affected by enemy skills, using or equipping items, and performing certain actions within the overworld.

Status Effects can be both beneficial and disadvantageous. Most linger for a short while before wearing off; but some are permanent and debilitating.
Ray Wilson

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Chapter 1, Epilogue

❝ That it? ...Hmmph. ❞
—  **Ray Wilson****Ray Wilson** is a Neon Flamingo member, alongside Gale Wonder and Chad Nickel, that appears at the end of Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Ray is located at the end of Silent Pinewood on Sweitzer Lake, guarding a bus.

Before Jason Pike gets on the bus, he hands Ray a small pink pill. Ray closely examines it - seemingly satisfied with what he was brought, he boards the vehicle, Pike following along with him.
Phone Men

The **Phone Men** are a group of individuals appearing in the first chapter of LISA: The Pointless. Presumably led by Long Leg Lenny for unknown purposes, the party's moniker is derived from their close association with the phones of post-Flash Olathe. Specifically, these phones include:

* Imp D., whose phone is on Garbage Island and is visible on the game's GameJolt page.
* Long Leg Lenny, whose phone is located somewhere in Downtown Olathe.
* Prizmik, whose phone is located in the Melting Village.
* El Elephante Vintchenso, whose phone is seen during the ending cutscene.

It is currently inferred that Long Leg Lenny is the 'leader' of this party, having been the first to orchestrate the first (and possibly only) movement of the group in the midst of the Feast, in response to the Central Powers' failure to solve the Infinity Franchise epidemic in Downtown Olathe. During the Feast, the individual called by Long Leg Lenny is El Elephante Vintchenso -- though one may be confused as to the validity of this statement, given the fact that Office Ottoman and Long Leg Lenny destroyed all of Downtown's phones, it is known that Prizmik is utilizing his psychic powers to connect the two phones together despite the physical interference.
Olathe

**Olathe** is a large county, city, or state located in the contiguous United States that serves as the primary setting for all of the events in LISA: The Pointless. Olathe has since fallen into anarchy and has dilapidated thoroughly due to the effects of the Flash, a supernatural event whose primary effect was causing the disappearance of all humanity's women.
Shove

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**5%** of inflicting  Fallen

## Use

A rough push, having a chance to inflict Off Balance for 80% and Fallen for 5%. Deals damage based on a formula of:

```
30 + User ATK * 2 - Defender DEF * 2 = **Damage Output**

```

with a variance of 20%, randomly adding or subtracting a number that is ≥ 20 to the final output.

## Users

### Downtown Olathe

* Carrot Tail
* Matty Mack
* Russel Bats
* The Kent
* Tingles the Clown
Roy Rube

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ch.1 / Autumn

❝ Wha- What do you mean: 'we're on'!? ❞
— **Roy Rube**
**Roy Rube** is one of the co-hosts on the television program hosted by Mortimer Gunhause for view on any television set capable of receiving its satellite signal from The City. Rube's role during the broadcast is something of a comic relief, but is hard to discern for certain whether or not Rube's antics are a form of satire and are intended to be taken humorously, or if Rube's mental state is unstable and this is how he genuinely acts on a day-to-day basis.

## In-Game

On the Autumn House television set, the player has the opportunity to restore power to the House and view the television set inside, which is broadcasting Mortimer Gunhause's program. Rube's scenes appear intermittently, and solely consist of him -- for lack of a better word -- goofing off. An air of unprofessionalism surrounds Rube, as he is asleep on live-air when introduced to the player. Rube proceeds to ramble about zucchinis for the remainder of his scene, but the progression of his rant is impeded due to him forgetting what zucchinis were called.
Wiseman Rumo

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ I thought he'd be... you know.
More cellophane. ❞
— **Wiseman Rumo**
**Wiseman Rumo** is one of the very first characters that Alex and Joel meet in LISA: The Pointless, being a part of the 'wiseman' trio at the very start of the game. Rumo is initially seen standing over Alex's sleeping body for a brief moment, quickly exiting once he notices that Alex is waking.

After Alex exits Joel's Shack, Rumo will comment that he imagined him to be more*'cellophane'*. Speaking to him directly will incite him to ask if Alex is the *'Messiah'*. The garbage-man curtly denies such claims.
Rotten Fruit

*See also: Mud Pie, Nice Berries, Tomato Sauce Packet*

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ID: 16

Mold, now with twenty percent more fruit! May hurt your tummy bad. (Bulk food)

**50%** to inflict  Poison

**1%** to inflict  Deep Poison

❝ The plywood gives them their taste. ❞
— **Puvis Unhara**
## Use

As a bulk food, they are intended to be eaten outside of battle en masse, restoring 60 HP per fruit. Inflicts Nasty, with a 50% chance to inflict Poison, as well as 1% chance to inflict Deep Poison.

Puvis Unhara offers Alex a free Cigarette, should the fruit be "too much for ya." Eating enough Rotten Fruit to max out Alex and/or Joel's HP then using the cigarettes will reap the benefits of the bulk food, while removing any negative status effects; if not cured, the poison will do more damage to the user then the fruit heals.

When the player sails from Garbage Island to Endless Wastes, upon arriving, any Rotten Fruit still in the player's inventory disappears.

## Locations

### Garbage Island

* Four can be looted from a lone crate going through the shortcut from the Black Swan.
* An infinite amount of Rotten Fruit can be found next to Puvis Unhara.

### Downtown Olathe

* There is 1 rotten fruit in the trash next to Stefan Kindchild.
* 2 can be found in the refrigerator at the kitchen within the Gambling Hall.
Potato Liqueur

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ID: 14

Capable of getting you drunk. Recovers 200 HP.

## Use

Restores 200 HP when consumed by a party member and has a 60% chance of getting them Drunk.

When used, the player is given an Empty Bottle.

## Strategy

It is best to use this item sparingly, as the Drunk status effect gives Alex an early advantage in combat.

## Locations

### Endless Wastes

* Can be purchased from Barkeep Mysteriozo in House Dust for 20 Magazines.

### Downtown Olathe

* Dropped by Alcohol Keeth and Chriss Bellucci.
* Given to the player alongside a Stew in a Bag by giving Lester Bean Anaconda Virtue's corpse.

## Trivia

* This item's spelling is different than in LISA: The Painful RPG's *"Potato Liquor".*
* \*This item is normally priced at 5 mags but is overpriced by Barkeep Mysteriozo to screw over Geen Jean's investment.
Raymund Taste

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**50%** of inflicting  Weird

**50%** of inflicting  Wary

## Use

Licks the enemy, having a 50% chance to apply Wary and Weird, and an 80% chance to apply Flustered.

## Notes

1. ↑ This skill differs slightly from Taste, as rather than having the ability to apply Pissed, it instead will apply Flustered with a higher rate of success.
Principium Vitae

**Principium Vitae** (lit. *Principle of Life*) is an otherworldly entity that appears throughout Mystics of Trash and Violence both in the past as well as the present. It manifests as an undulating, curled mass of red flesh (though each visible manifestation in-game differs), and has associations with meat, violence, and life. It is the 'origin' of things, but aside from that, it is extremely difficult to discern its meaning.

It appears to Alex Churchland during his flashbacks -- first, in a window during the segment of Alex's career as a garbage man, and secondly after Alex loses the World Tournament in front of the bus he took home. It also appeared to Jerry Green on Garbage Island, and was described as some incomprehensible "ugly red thing".
Yellow Tie

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ch.1 / Downtown

**Yellow Tie**, oft-referred to also as the **Yellow-Tie Man** was the alias of Jason Pike's unnamed associate who was supposed to deliver the Pink Pill to him. His mission was cut short when he was found, and promptly killed, by Arnold Shpitz in the basement of the Downtown Olathe Public School.

## History

After the Flash, Yellow Tie became renowned in Olathe for specializing in the retrieval of unusual, expensive objects, rarities, and oddities. Word of his skill eventually reached Jason Pike, who employed him in retrieving the Pink Pill of The Marauders in order to gain favor with the leader of the Neon Flamingos who sought it back in The City.

The Marauders successfully managed to intercept Yellow Tie in the school basement, but were stopped short when Arnold Shpitz entered the area and began killing everyone. Yellow Tie, lacking any visible injuries, was punched so hard by Arnold in the gut that he died immediately. Afterwards, Arnold looted Yellow Tie's suitcase for the Pink Pill -- not for any specific purpose, but merely to fiddle around with.

## References

1. ↑ Reason for Yellow Tie's retrieval of the pill confirmed by Ed and Louise, 01-10-17/09-12-17
Swen Bahansen

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Chapter 1 / Endless Wastes

❝ God, I smell good. ❞
— **Swen Bahansen**
**Swen Bahansen** is a minor character that appears in House Dust, lounging to the right of the entrance.

## In-Game

Swen is found within House Dust, relaxing next to Chaz Dale. If spoken to, he will make a simple remark on his pleasant odor.

After Chaz mutates, Swen will be found dead where he once sat. His severed head lies next to his body, decapitated amidst the confusion of the incident.
Prizmik

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Chapter 1, Prelude

❝ Whatever it is, I'm very busy. I can't miss this call. ❞
—  **Prizmik**
**Prizmik** is a character seen within the Melting Village on top of a mud hill. Prizmik is a psychic, specifically possessing telekinesis and telepathy. Additionally, Prizmik is affiliated with the "phone men", a small party led by Long Leg Lenny.

## In-Game

Prizmik is seen inside the Melting Village next to a telephone. Alex can talk to Prizmik, who will tell him that he is waiting on a phone call. Continuing to interact with Prizmik will make him progressively more irritated, and eventually Alex will comment that the telephone line is cut. In response, Prizmik will bluntly state that he has *"had enough"* and will proceed to rise into the air accompanied by his phone. This will prevent Alex from interacting with him further.

## Trivia

* Prizmik used his psychic powers to link together the phones of Long Leg Lenny and El Elephante Vintchenso.

* Prizmik is an extremely powerful individual, and it is said that it would require a "disgusting" amount of jerseyheads to kill him.
* Prizmik is not affiliated with Silvester de Maistre, and is only located in the Melting Village due to it being less hectic than Downtown Olathe.

## References

1. ↑ "...[Prizmik] can links phones with his telepathy" - Ed, 01-24-17
2. ↑ "Prizmik is very strong" - Ed, 01-24-18
R. R. Mensia

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CH.1 / Tournament

❝ Entry fees should've been even higher. ❞
— **R. R. Mensia**
**R. R. Mensia** is a minor character seen in Alex's second flashback in the Sports Hall during the hosting of the World Tournament, speaking to someone on a payphone.

## In-Game

If interacted with, Mensia talks about the excess of spectators instead of competitors to the tournament, fearing that it will *"run us into the ground."* He comments on the competitors being *'family'*, or *'freebies'* - presumably local people and nonprofessionals.
The Kent

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ch.1 / Downtown

* Jersey
* Pre-Jersey

Club Strikefreq:5
Club Joustfreq:5

Blood Coughfreq:5
Blockfreq:5

Dirt Kickfreq:4
Shovefreq:3

## Rewards

170 EXP
1

100%  Cigarette

❝ The bat IS stronger then the jaw! ❞
— **The Kent****The Kent** is a character seen during Mystics of Trash and Violence. First seen as a member of Zein Ka’s gang, The Kent eventually defects to the Infinity Franchise.

## In-Game

Kent can first be seen within Zein Ka’s Outpost lamenting the degradation of The Game, saying how he misses it and that people believe everything they hear  "the TV man" say, The City seemingly too idyllic of a place to ever exist.

Once the Salt Threshold is passed, The Kent can be found on the Red Road, now donning an Infinity Jersey. He is seen repeatedly hitting Tibby Dobs' face with a bat, who also now sports a Jersey.

### Battle

Attempting to interact with him or Tibby will trigger a battle, where Dobs orders Kent to swing harder, resulting in his immediate death. After that, a battle with The Kent will commence, Derb Wesley Jr. joining the fray soon after.

#### Strategy

Kent will battle unassisted for just the first turn, after which Derb will join the fight. His bat can deal sizable amounts of damage and have a high chance of afflicting Stun. Use Disarming Chop or Goat Kick to weaken Kent, although the latter is a bit of a risk.

If you choose the latter option and succeeded, follow with Iron Hoof and he will be close to defeat which will come with any combination of attacks next turn. This is the best option should you accept the risk.

Should you choose to Disarm Kent, use Joel's Gun Toss to draw heat off of Alex. Derb's attack is almost guaranteed to remove the Taunt, so dodge as soon as possible next turn. Use Goat Headbutt to Stun him or use Flying Axe Kick to deal more damage. This route will deplete your SP and is not recommended, as it will prolong the fight.

## Trivia

* The Kent’s appearance is based off of a mugshot of Victor Espinoza, an obese gang member that was arrested for attempted kidnapping of a 10-year-old boy in October 2012.
The Major Iris

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## The Major Iris ← t. stance

(ASAS) The second most supreme technique. Methodically disassembles the enemies stance.

### Scope

**115** SP
**1** Enemy

### Effects

**100%** of removing Defend

**100%** of removing Ironbody

**100%** of removing Solid

## Use

A powerful move that hits the enemy five times, each hit dealing damage based on a formula of:

```
40 + User ATK * 3 = Damage Output

```

Utilizing Magic Attack, the skill completely bypasses most enemy defenses, as well as removing Defend, Ironbody, and Solid.

## Users

* Learned by Alex Churchland at level 12.

## Trivia

* The supreme technique took it's inspiration from Street Fighter, being based off of Gen's special move Hyakurenko - resembling more to it's EX's buffed version.

## References

1. ↑ Interview with Edvinas Kandrotas, 5-5-19
Wing Sping

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Ch.1 / Downtown

❝ CRACK HIS SKULL,
CRACK HIS SKULL! ❞
— **Wing Sping**
**Wing Sping** is a jerseyhead located in Downtown Olathe, alongside another by the name of Mes Tez.

## In-Game

Wing Sping is seen inside Lester's Cafeteria with Mes Tez - the both of them relentlessly taunting Lester Bean. As Alex Churchland and Joel Miller walk in, Wing does nothing but chant for blood - much to Lester's aggravation. When the pair's continued harassment of the cook does not stop, Lester decapitates them with a single swift swing of a katana.
Office Ottoman

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Ch.1 / Downtown

❝ You know... you two are fresh-smooth.
I think I want to come with you. ❞
— **Office Ottoman****Office Ottoman** is a gang leader and a member of the Central Powers, being the first of the group to appear during The Feast.

## History

After the Flash, Ottoman became a gang leader in Downtown Olathe, participating in the Game with the rest of the Central Powers. Later, with the advent of the Infinity Franchise, the majority of his gang either left Downtown, were killed by the Franchise, or were assimilated into the Franchise.

## In-Game

Office Ottoman is the first Central Power to arrive at the Feast, with him having carpooled there with Fringe Boy. He questions Alex about his identity, to which Alex can either tell Ottoman his name, lie about him and Joel residing in the Gambling Hall, or tell him that they are just leaving.

Ottoman performs the duty of role call during the Feast, making inquiries along the way with his fellow gang leaders as well as expressing his disappointment in hearing of Jessie Mack's defection to the Infinity Franchise. During the conversation, Fringe Boy comments that Office has lost everyone in his gang, with them all having abandoned the Game to join the Franchise as well.

When the lights flicker a second time and several of the Central Powers are killed, Ottoman begins to discuss the past with Alex and Joel, with him specifically dwelling on the topic of women. After the discussion, he expresses interest in joining the duo on their travels, but Shef reveals his newfound Franchise affiliation and takes the opportunity to stab Ottoman in the back, killing him.

## Gang Members

* Derb Wesley Jr. (defected)
* Tuber Valentei (defected)
Trauma Kit

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ID: 29

"Surgeon in a bag". Alleviates: broken bones, brain damage, heart attacks, and bleeding!

### Occasion

**1** Ally
Always

### Effects

**100%** to cure:
* Broken Bones
* Brain Damage
* Rupture
* Heart Attack
* Bleed

### Price/Sell

50 / 25

❝ This thing better be user-friendly. ❞
— **Alex Churchland**
## Use

The only item that alleviates permanent, debilitating status effects. Cures Brain Damage, Broken Bones, Heart Attack, and Rupture.

The Trauma Kit can be used to cure a Joel with broken bones, inflicted from jumping off of a cliff after battling Arnold Shpitz. Alternatively, the player can choose to withold the kit from Joel, saving it for later.

## Locations

### Autumn

* One is found in the house of Cormack Rex. He refuses to give the kit to Alex, having to be killed along with his dog, Muffin, to take it from him.
Munto Puto

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ch.1 \ Garbage Island

❝ Is it me or is this fantasy... ❞
— **Munto Puto**
**Munto Puto** is a Garbage Island resident found in the dump town.

If spoken with, Munto will initially say a one-liner, seemingly unable to tell between reality and fantasy. A second interaction will cause him to mention Fly Minetti, saying that he thinks he was 'hot shit' for being 'patient zero'. Later on, Munto will be seen at Bob Versace's funeral.

## Trivia

* The man named Fly Minetti mentioned by Munto Punto is taken from the source material of Pointless, LISA: THE PAINFUL.
	+ Fly is said to be the "uncredited founder of Garbage Island", and acts as a recruitable party member in Painful.
New Zealand Crisis

The **New Zealand Crisis** was a conflict that occurred sometime after the end of the Vietnam War, following a crushing U.S. loss. The communist victory in Vietnam inspired other rebel cells in neighboring countries to begin overthrowing their governments in favor of a communist one, a concept known to us in the real world as 'domino theory'.

## History

In the year 1975, and potentially for some short length of time before then, the communist uprising in Vietnam had inspired similar belligerents in New Zealand to overthrow their government and establish a communist leadership. For reasons not yet officially identified, the United States felt that such a rebellion warranted a full-scale invasion of New Zealand in order to save the original government.

Within one week of the United States' loss in Vietnam, the initial wave of troops sent in by the United States to fight the communist opposition in New Zealand was being overpowered, and an additional second wave of soldiers was on its way to New Zealand, possibly accompanied by armored vehicles. Simultaneously, the United Kingdom would leave NATO, and leave the United States as the sole nation in opposition of the communist revolt.

Operating potentially on behalf of the Last Matador Commission, Office Ottoman -- who, at the time, worked for the Federal Bureau of Investigation -- struck a deal with Dr. Yado to funnel Joy into the United States military. Unfortunately for the United States, it was only after sinking an immeasurable amount of budget into the project, was it revealed that the drug was worthless: officials would cite Joy-drugged soldiers as too 'unpredictable' for the battlefield. This poor financial move would be one of the factors in the U.S.'s loss of New Zealand, which quickly transformed into the loss of the entirety of Oceania to the Communist ideology.

In spite of seemingly overwhelming odds and massive disadvantages, experts decided that the U.S. would crush the communist opposition with ease -- this may be hinting at the publication date of the newspaper being after the Joy project was funded, but before Joy was decided to be useless.
Pedro Rodrigez

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Chapter 1, Garbage Island

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## Rewards

100 EXP
0

100%  Diet Cocola Cola

❝ Me and my posse 're keeping this place all to ourselves...
...and I'm going to be king. So kowtow! ❞
—  **Pedro Rodrigez****Pedro Rodrigez** is a stranded Rando soldier on Garbage Island, located below the Broken Bridge. Pedro, left behind in the emergency recall of all Rando troops occupying the landfill, sees fit to 'claim' the island for himself.

## In-Game

Alex encounters Pedro under the recently demolished bridge leading to the mainland. If approached, Pedro will confront the garbage man. Alex asks if he's of the stranded troops that were left behind. Pedro denies this, saying he choose to stay - claiming that the recall was a *"sign, sent to me by destiny!"*

Pedro then boasts that he plans to keep the island to himself, wanting Alex out of the picture. A battle is then initiated with the player.

## Battle

Pedro is the very first battle that the player encounters in LISA: The Pointless. His main artifice is to present the bottle-throwing strategy, first motioned at in the start of the battle, Pedro calling Joel out: *"What're you doing with that bottle, big-hat? Don't you dare weaponize that technology!"*

This presents a strategy to deal massive damage later on in the game, and, if desired, a way to handle Pedro quickly. When it is Joel's turn, equip an Empty Bottle in his inventory, and target him.

Once defeated, Pedro will say: *"You only won because I let you! Good luck with dealing guilt the rest of your lives!"*

## Strategy

The best course of action is to have Joel toss a bottle and Alex attack randomly to end the fight quick. The damages you will sustain otherwise aren't worth saving a single Empty Bottle.
The Brown Raja

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ If there is such a thing as pure garbage, it must be inside... ❞
— **The Brown Raja**
**The** **Brown Raja** is a recurring Garbage Island resident seen during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

First seen near the Concrete Heart, The Brown Raja can be seen sitting on top of a massive garbage bag filled with trash. If spoken to, Raja will say that it is *"the single largest trashbag ever found,"* claiming that if there is such as pure, undistilled waste, it must be contained within.

After Alex reaches the Long Wet, the third chamber of the Concrete Heart will be seen ajar. Entering the room will reveal Raja, a pitch-black trashbag in front of him. Raja speaks to Alex if interacted with, saying that he finally opened the rucksack of garbage, describing how he found *"endless layers of garbage bags, each blacker."* Raja motions Alex to look inside himself, never imagining that there could be such a darkness.

Later on, The Brown Raja will be seen in the gathered crowd after the battle with Roland Von Buckingham. Speaking with him will reveal that he no longer wishes to stay on the island.

## Trivia

* The pitch-black garbage bag Raja discovers uses a pure black hue (#000000). Outside of menus, all other instances of black in the game have a slight tinge of red (#181010).

## Gallery

The Brown Raja and the "darkest trash-bag".
Teen Magazine

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ID: 32

* Icon
* Close-up

The Teen Magazine is a ¢0.40 brochure marketed towards young children seven through twelve, containing a diagnosis quiz for Garbage Insanity and *'top tips'* on Wheezlex.

## Use

Can be recieved from Percy Sveridool & Ben Nowish in Garbage Island, should Alex choose to give a Fermented Mystery to Ben.

When interacted with, it displays the front cover of the magazine alongside the caption *"You feel old."*

If given to Lars Mahausen, he will become upset, asking Alex if he's trying to imply something.

## Locations

### Garbage Island

* Can be received from Ben if you choose to trade him the Fermented Mystery.

## Trivia

* Ulysess Utensils, the man who stars the cover, is taken from a brief mention in Nern Guan's third story in LISA: The Painful.
* The Magazine can be sold for 1 Mag, currently making it more useful than the Polyethylene Bag.

## References

1. ↑ Relevant excerpt of Nern's third story
Zein Ka

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ch.1 / Downtwon

❝ Thisss isss the age of Sssicnesss. ❞
— **Zein Ka**
**Zein Ka** is a gang leader and member of the Central Powers of Downtown Olathe. He is notable for his snakelike attributes, with him placing heavy emphasis on the letter "S" while speaking.

## In-Game

Zein-Ka is the third Central Power to arrive to The Feast. He expresses his contempt for the Infinity Franchise, deriding Jessie Mack for defecting to the violent faction. If Alex and Joel have killed Jessie beforehand, Alex will respond saying they have dealt with him, with the scene progressing as normal afterwards.

When the lights flicker a second time, Zein Ka is seen mutilated by Shef, who cannibalizes his remains.

## Gang Members

* The Kent
* Three unnamed corpses within Zein Ka's Outpost

## Trivia

* Zein Ka suffers from glaucoma, noted by Office Ottoman during The Feast.
* Despite Zein Ka's advanced age, he is one of the more agile members of the Central Powers, second only to Long Leg Lenny.
Rufio Binladen

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ch.1 / Downtown

❝ Me skateboard! ❞
— **Rufio Binladen**
**Rufio Binladen** is a motorly clumsy man seen on the Red Road within Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

If interacted with, Rufio will cry out that *"they took me skateboard!"*, referring to Chriss Bellucci and Wabar Borgolio.

Should Alex and Joel successfully defeat Chriss and obtain the Skateboard, speaking to Rufio will give the player the option to give it back to him, or ignore his pleas.

If Alex returns the skateboard, he will balance on it for a brief moment before falling off. If spoken to afterwards, Rufio, embarrassed by his fall, will tell Alex not to look at him.

After the activation of the Cigarette Threshold, Rufio will be found dead, having been decapitated.
Ricky Trambone

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Ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ There are many like it, but this one is special, it will be mine! ❞
—  **Ricky Trambone**
**Ricky Trambone** is a Garbage Island resident seen during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Ricky can be found in the Washing Machine Grove, reaching for a garbage bag tied to a tree. If spoken with, he will claim that the trash bag is 'special', determined for it to be his.
Roll Out

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A dive and a roll. Prevents most forms of damage.

## Use

Applies Dodged for two turns, making one invulnerable to most forms of enemy attacks. Ranged skills still damage.

The user is unable to use skill, stances, or items while Dodged.

## Strategy

A powerful combination with Roll Out is mixing it with Gun Toss - the Taunt buff will induce foes to target Joel more often, futilely attacking him and leaving Alex free to use his moves. This is extremely helpful to avoid any Dangerous or Geared Up attacks without being KO'd or forced to flee a fight.
Mr. Sysiphus

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ You try keeping it in for this long. ❞
— **Mr. Sysiphus**
**Mr. Sysiphus** is a character seen within Garbage Island.

## In-game

Sysiphus is found within the Dirt Town area, seen urinating into the filthu, contaminated waters indefinitely. Interacting with him will cause him to comment on Alex's perceived confusion on the topic of his nigh-infinite bladder.

## Notes

* *Sysiphus* is the name for a figure from Greek mythology who was punished to carry a boulder up a hill for all eternity, the immense rock rolling down every time he neared the peak.
Muffin

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Chapter 1, Prelude

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## Rewards

70 EXP
0

**Muffin** is a dog owned by Cormack Rex, living alongside him in a shed, and the only company he keeps.

## In-Game

Muffin can be encountered in the Misty Evening area of the Prelude, within Cormack's shed. If Alex enters, Muffin will stand between him and its owner, teeth bared. Should the player choose to forcefully take the Trauma Kit found on the table, Muffin will fight the player alongside his owner.

### Battle

Muffin will occasionally bite and bark at the player, the latter potentially afflicting Alex with Wary. If Muffin is the first to be killed in battle, Cormack will be distraught, becoming inflicted with Crying and Pissed.

#### Strategy

It is strongly recommended to deal with Cormack first before attacking Muffin. If Muffin is killed first, Cormack will become Pissed, increasing his crit chance and making him more dangerous and unpredictable towards the player's party.
Nee Bled

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Ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ There is no salvation from this damnation. ❞
—  **Nee Bled** **Nee Bled** is a Garbage Island resident found in the Washing Machine Grove of the Soggy Trash.

## In-Game

If spoken with, Nee will comment on a perceived hopelessness, potentially referring to Tim Zivalgo's inability to reach the garbage bag tied to the dead tree - or the passive, rudimentary lifestyle of Garbage Island as a whole.
Stew in a Bag

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ID: 82

Greasy meat stew. It squirms. Recovers 250 HP.

## Use

Restores 250 HP and inflicts Oiled Up when consumed by a party member.

This item will replace the version of Oiled Up used by Anaconda Virtue with a version of the status effect that does not increase the player's target rate.

## Locations

### Downtown Olathe

* Can be purchased from Lester Bean for 6 Magazines.
* Given to the player alongside a bottle of Potato Liqueur for giving Lester Anaconda Virtue's corpse, should they kill him.
Puer Baker

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CH.1 / Downtown

❝ Just gotta snuff a few more jerseyheads out and the tug of war over turf will be restored to downtown! ❞
— **Puer Baker**
**Puer Baker** is an old man seen in House Crimson of Downtown Olathe, right to the mass grave of jerseyheads.

## In-Game

If spoken to, Puer reassures himself that only a few more franchisers need to be stamped out to restore balance to The Game and the rest of Downtown.

After the activation of the Cigarette Threshold, Puer will be found dead where he once stood.
Mystery Jerky

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ID: 1

Dried meat of common Olathian animals. Recovers 300 HP.

## Use

Restores 300 HP when consumed by a party member.

Can be given to Twisty in the Dark Day of the Soul of Endless Wastes for a free Baby Crow, acquirable later at the Blood Flat within Downtown Olathe.

## Locations

### Garbage Island

* Dropped by Bob Versace, Sean Shawn, Richie Cheesedust, Rag Maggot #3, and Rag Maggot #5.
* Found within Joel's Stash, on top of the dresser.
* Harvested from a garbage gull's corpse on the Broken Bridge, west of Pedro Rodrigez.
* Found in the Washing Machine Grove, east of the cave entrance.

### Endless Wastes

* Sold by Barkeep Mysteriozo in House Dust for 10 magazines each.
* Two pieces are found in a pouch next to the Barkeeper's corpse after Alex and Joel rest in the inn.
* Dropped by Chaz.

### Downtown Olathe

* Dropped by Chriss Bellucci.
* Found in House Crimson with two pieces located on a cliff, accessed by falling off the ridge directly above it.
* Found on the lowest level of the Olathe Public School, to the left of the ladder. (Requires School Basement Key)
* Found on the Blood Flat, past Twisty on a ledge.
The Tenderizer

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Ch.1 / Downtown

**The Tenderizer** is a minor character that makes two brief appearances towards the end of Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

If Alex and Joel defeat Arnold Shpitz, he can be seen among the jerseyhead mob that close in on the duo, forcing them to jump from a cliff.

Later on, when Kein Felton somersaults down to follow the pair, The Tenderizer jumps squarely onto him, mutilating and killing the both of them.

## Bugs

* Mark Samson, a Garbage Island NPC, is seen in place of the Tenderizer as he falls onto Kein Felton. This is because of a small oversight; the pair shares the same sprite sheet, and the game calls Sampson's sprites rather than The Tenderizer's.
The Unspoken One

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ch.1 / Downtown

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## Rewards

0 EXP
0

**The Unspoken One** is a member of the Infinity Franchise that can be encountered in Downtown Olathe during Mystics of Trash and Violence. He is one of the seven clowns that can be fought during the Infinimobile battle.

## Battle

In battle, The Unspoken One is found among his clown cohorts, Tingles the Clown, Onion Ploom, Spence Mack, Spanks Star, Carrot Tail, and Geronimo Phantasmata.

The Unspoken One has the largest health pool out of all the clowns. He knows Slice, which has a 70% chance of causing Bleed, and is immune to Spooked, making him the tankiest and most durable of all the clowns.

He is the fifth one out of the car, located at the far left once all clowns have exit the vehicle.
Stiff Arm

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## Use

A hard shove with the forearm, dealing damage based on a formula of:

```
300 + User S.ATK * 3 - Defender S.DEF * 2 = **Damage Output**

```

with a variance of 20%, randomly adding or subtracting a number that is ≤ 20 to the final output.

## Users

### Downtown Olathe

* Chriss Bellucci (After a successful elbow drop)
* Ross Hillock
Wiseman Tono Hack

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CH. 1 / Garbage Island

❝ Do you Trash? ❞
— **Wiseman Tono Hack** **Wiseman Tono Hack** is one of the first people Alex meets on Garbage Island, alongside his fellow two wisemen, Wiseman Rumo and Wiseman Tanner. When Alex leaves Joel's shack and begins the trek through Garbage Island, he says he is unsure as to if Georgy "tricked us again". If spoken to, he will ask Alex the question of "Do you Trash?", with Alex's response of he "used to take out the trash." He will state for Alex to not follow him as he rides his shopping cart off of a short cliff, before stopping to rest.
Sangilak

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CH.1 / Tournament

**Sangilak** was a pre-Flash martial arts Grandmaster, shown in a promotional poster outside the Sports Hall during Alex’s second flashback, also mentioned by Choi Tae.

His martial art style incorporated elements of cryokinesis - the ability to manipulate and control ice.

## References

1. ↑ Confirmation of Sangilak's face by Ed
2. ↑ Confirmation of Sangilak's powers by Louise
Nice Berries

*See also: Rotten Fruit, Tomato Sauce Packet, Mud Pie*

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ID: 28

They are just nice.

## Use

Though never explicitly listed as one, they act much like Bulk Food, intended to be consumed outside of battle en-masse. They restore 85 HP and 5 SP.

## Locations

### Autumn

* 10 can be picked from bushes scattered about where Alex first enters the autumn area, located just before and on the 'mountain' of cliffs.
The Bruen Universe Timeline

## The start of the timeline

* **Oct. 13,** **1925** *- **Henry Miller*** is born.
* **Nov. 15, 1925** *- **Jake Williams*** is born.
* **Mar. 12, 1925** - ***Jack's Father*** is born.
* **Jan. 21, 1926** *- **Betty Weasly*** is born.
* **Jul. 1, 1926** - ***Jack's Mother*** is born.
* **Sep. 1, 1927** - ***Jerome Williams*** is born.
* **Nov. 20, 1927** - ***Janice Patrick*** is born.
* **Jun. 6, 1946** - **Jack's Parents** get Married.
* **Aug. 25, 1947** - ***Jake and Betty*** get Married.
* **Mar. 12, 1948** - ***Jerome and Janice*** get Married.
* **Sep. 18, 1948** - ***Peter Kennedy*** is born.
* **Jul. 12, 1949 - *Jack Kennedy*** is born.
* **Jun. 26, 1951**- ***Seth Williams***is born.
* **Mar. 15, 1952** - ***Bryan Williams and Olivia Williams*** are born.
* **Sep. 20, 1952** - ***Burrey Patrick Williams*** is born.
* **May. 25, 1953** - ***Jeffery Williams*** is born.
* **Oct. 20, 1954** - ***Liam Patrick Williams*** is born.
* **May. 19, 1971** - ***Daniel Edwinder*** is born.
* **Jun 6, 1987** - ***Dee Kennedy*** is born.

## The middle of the timeline

* **Jun. 6, 1973** - ***Dee Kennedy*** goes missing.
* **Jun. 10, 1973** - ***Jack Kennedy*** dies in the Fredbear suit.
* **Jul. 21, 1975** - ***Henry Miller*** murders ***Seth Williams***
* **Sep. 12, 1976** - ***Jeffery Williams*** is murdered by ***John Foster***
* **Oct. 13, 1990 - *Seth Williams*** goes missing