Gattu Battu Security Agency

Two convicted war criminals pose outside of the Gattu Battu Security Agency

The Gattu Battu Security Agency is a two-story building located in Vishrampur. It acts as the main base of operations for convicted war criminals Gattu and Battu and also functions as the cover for Dr. Bhatawadekar's lab which is located underneath the building. The building itself is multi-colored with a yellow first floor and a blue second floor with a red trim and a flat roof with a satellite dish.

## Services

The Gattu Battu Security Agency provides its services throughout Vishrampur but mainly focuses on ruining the lives of Sher Singh and his gang of bitch boys.

It is safe to assume that one of the many services they provide is surveillance. In the title sequence, Gattu and Battu are seen watching security cameras in an undisclosed location. Although its not clear what they're watching, its a blatant allusion to the deviant sexual nature of these two diddlers.

Another, less explored idea, is that the agency is merely a front for the laundering of drug money from the region of Kashmir. Gattu and Battu both have made it their goal in life to assure the region is never allowed autonomy and they believe that by depriving its people of any choice this can be achieved. Several investigations by police have been conducted but all reveal nothing but a massage parlor and a lone, liquid stained, chair.

## Dr. Whatawhackar's Lab

Wanted in several regions of India for crimes against humanity and several against God, Whatawhackar's lab underneath the security agency was a well kept secret from the people of Vishrampur. It is here that Dr. Whatawhackar toils and makes his most powerful and often times completely fucking stupid inventions for Gattu and Battu. The lab also is where he performs his most sadistic sexual experiments on Ting-Tong including famously solving the Lament Configuration. Most of these experiments are recorded and played back to Gattu and Battu as they start a conveyor belt of circle jerking to the torture porn, occasionally greasing their loins with the innards they can scurry away from the Leather Master.

## Equipment

The Gattu Battu Security Agency houses state of the art equipment made by Whatawhackar. In addition, they have commercial grade surveillance equipment and a jeep that is the complete opposite of subtle. With a bright blue paint scheme accented by orange-red and white racing stripes and adorned with multiple LED lights, Gattu and Battu are able to make their presence known.

## Controversies

### Involvement in the Gujarat Pogrom

Beginning in 2002, roughly in the same era the show's CG is confined to, the Gattu Battu Security Agency was contracted by state authorities to investigate the burning of a train in Godhra, India. Several ties have been made to the agency subsequently to Indian nationalists and in more recent times a direct link to the 2020 Delhi riots after Gattu spoke on public record as claiming "If they didn't want to be excluded maybe they shouldn't have been Muslim" and "I don't hate those people, I wouldn't really consider them people"

### Incidents involving cow vigilantism within the agency

Gattu and Battu once beat a man to near death for cow tipping claiming immunity from the law for practicing autonomy under the British Raj.