Colin Sprong

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**Colin Sprong**

Personal Information
Aliases
Col (Robyn Shorte)

Status
Determinant

Occupation
Sound Technician

Affiliation
National Nightly News (Determinant)
Channel One (Determinant)
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Age
37 (Episode 1)
 38 (Episode 2)
 44 (Episode 3)

Hair Color
Brown

Family
Unnamed Grandmother
 Unnamed Cousin
 Several Ex-Wives
 Six/Seven Children

Actor
Anthony Springall

Russian Voice Actor
Vyacheslav Vyshegorodsky

**Colin Sprong** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Colin Sprong is the Sound Technician for the National Nightly News.

## History

### Before The Game

Colin Sprong was born on 27 December 1947, and raised in a household alongside various circus performers, criminals, and sex workers. He had romantic relationships with several different women, of whom conceived at least six or seven children that Colin mostly doesn't keep in touch with.

At some point in time prior to the start of the game, Colin got hired as the Sound Technician for the National Nightly News.

### Episode 1

#### Day 1: The Election

*Main article:* Day 1: The Election
Colin first appears in the ad break prior to Laurence Blunderclatch's interview. Amidst Laurence's rant to Rob regarding his agreement of doing one interview daily, Colin attempts to wrestle a microphone pack in his pocket. Wordlessly, Colin succeeds in doing so and walks off of the Studio set as Laurence complains about his regular bagel.

#### Day 8: The Fallout

*Main article:* Day 8: The Fallout
Colin appears in the 30-second break during Segment 1's title sequence, following Alan James through the Studio set as he explains to Colin that his book had to be made indestructible because people tried to set it on fire too much. Colin attaches a microphone pack to Alan's shirt, patting his shoulder and walking off as Alan gives a nod of approval.

Colin returns during the second ad break, where he's seen having an inaudible conversation with Steve regarding his microphone pack. After silent words of reassurance, Colin slowly backs off-screen, turning to watch Steve as he walks off.

### Episode 3

#### Day 1975: The Sterility

*Main article:* Day 1975: The Sterility
Colin first appears on Day 1975 prior to the NNN broadcast, where he's seen inspecting two ends of a bundle of cables. After Megan instructs Stacey not to talk to him, Jenny asks whether or not he's getting involved in "Bring Your Daughter To Work Day". After answering with a negative, Colin informs her that he "doesn't believe in it," much to the confusion of Jenny who questions what he's referring to. He replies with the context that he doesn't believe in days specifically, and after Jenny announces that 10 seconds are remaining prior to the start of the broadcast, she asks if Colin doesn't believe in all of the days, receiving the reply that Monday is a myth. They both walk off as Jenny remarks that such explains so much about him, proceeding to count down to the start of the broadcast.

Colin returns during the second ad break, where he's seen pacing around HeatRash's chair. Wordlessly, he glances at them and occasionally removes his headset, expressing frustration. He doesn't achieve what he's trying to accomplish, and later walks off the Studio set as Jenny proceeds to count down to the end of the break.

## Gallery

* Colin Trying To Remove Peter Clement's Microphone Pack
* Colin Holding A Cup Of Coffee That Features An Inability To Spell His Last Name Correctly
* Colin Complaining To Sarah About The Loudness Of A Revolution
* Not Patrick's Crusty Pie Being Taken As A Birthday Gift By Colin
* Colin And Jenny Being Held At Gunpoint

## Trivia

* Colin is currently single (if you're interested, do get in touch).