Global Warming

"*Show me one piece of compelling evidence against global warming being something we should worry about. I dare you to show me one piece of- well, actually this is pretty compelling. This is actually very compelling.*"
―Erik
Global Warming is the 43rd lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on April 21, 2016.

## Summary

Erik tries to learn about global warming by watching a video by David Icke and leaves a comment.

Erik looks at a video posted by cfact, a group that works with ExxonMobil. He notes that they also worked with Sarah Palin so he watches a documentary about her. Ted Cruz is in the documentary and Erik really looks forward to leaving a comment. But then comments are disabled on all of her videos. But comments are always enabled somewhere, so he goes onto her Facebook, reads some cousin-fucker comments, and leaves a comment of his own.

Erik states that he believes global warming is real and he challenges the deniers to show him one piece of compelling evidence against it. The Koch Brothers show him 100,000 compelling reasons on his PayPal and he's convinced. Erik watches another video explaining climate change so he disagrees in the comments. Then he finds a video exposing the Koch Brothers for faking evidence against climate change so he asks his students to just ignore that part. Finally, he goes on Al Gore's Facebook and leaves a comment.

Then he asks a question on the Amazon page for a barrel full of lube.

## Comment

*Hey you old limey bitch I know people are supposed to get paranoid as they age and lose touch with reality but you're really taking it to new heights with this used condom of a video. Take this Da Vinci Code bullshit back with you to bingo night you British Biff Tannen looking pussy.*
- Erik

*Bounced on my boys arctic vortex to this for hours! Thanks for the great trailer for what I'm sure is going to be an eye opening documentary. The whole thing just screams “NO EXXONMOBIL MONEY HERE." I'm sure you cheesy little pricks all have beachfront property what with the corruption and the oil money, which means the joke's gonna be on you when you wake up one morning to find a glacier full of polar bear skeletons floating through your backyard. There are entire abandoned neighborhoods in detroit less shady than what you've got going on here. BTW check out my facebook page “nudecelebs for free" best Kathy bates nudes on the planet so you can pump your evil old dicks full of crude and shoot it out on a baby pelican.*
- Erik

*Hey Sarah you loopy batshit set of bluetooth speakers for big oil. Holy fuck, you are so goddamn stupid. I can't believe I've never left a comment for you before, so I'm understandably a bit nervous in case you see this comment. Then again if you do try to read it, your birdlike brain might stop paying attention the moment your blessing of a daughter jingles the keys to her brand new Lexus while stumbling out the door, full of schnapps and more bastard children. All I'm saying is I never thought I'd see what a stroke on two legs would look like until you started doing press conferences. You're also pretty fat for a 70 year old so I'd suggest some cardio maybe as a sleigh dog up there in your ice kingdom of a state which I'm guessing we'll all look back on with fond memories once it's become a cold puddle in the ocean. But hey, sleigh-dog should be a familiar
job considering what the Koch brothers pay you for you fucking idiot get the fuck off my FUCKING TELEVISION.*
- Erik

*I would give you the top 10 reasons this video is full of fear-mongering horseshit, but there's only one reason and it's just a photo of me fucking your sister. And get mad at ExxonMobil all you want but you still put their gas in your fucking volvos you sheep bitches. Read up on how the hole in the Ozone layer is shrinking and you'll see that THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HERE. THESE ARE CAPITAL LETTERS DENOTING THE FINAL WORD IN THE MATTER.*
- Erik

*CO2 is not pollution - that's the main lie. It's plant food. Without CO2 in our atmosphere, we're all dead. Period.*
- Erik and mikespulligan

*Comment Etiquette Al Gore you're the biggest pussy on the planet. You're such a pussy that I feel compelled to eat you. Because all I eat is beer and pussy. God DAMN do I love eating pussy. I eat so much pussy that it's on the endangered species list. If my boy Notch ever made a video game where all you do is eat pussy, and you took the highest score ever, I would still eat more pussy than that in real life. If there was an all you can eat pussy buffet they would have to close down in a week because of me. They call me Alf around the way because I'm always trying to eat that puss. If it was possible to actually drown in pussy, I would mutate to grow gills and become aquaman. Only guy who's eaten more pussy than me is Michael Douglas but he's a Democrat so fuck him. Global warming isn't real.*
- Erik

*Can I dump this whole thing down the sewer to make global warming happen faster? Because I really just want to wipe out the human race.*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ ExxonMobil is an American oil and gas company. Much of its profit comes from processes that accelerate global warming, so they have a monetary incentive to deny global warming.
2. ↑ ALF was an alien on the TV show *ALF*. He was always trying to eat the family's cat.

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