recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
The Little Mermaid

You've got your looks, your pretty face, and DON'T underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE!!! Watch Ursula + Ariel strike a deal of love of a LIFETIME!

## Transcript

Mallory: Alright, Ursula, what do I need to do?
Whitney: So, here's the deal. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days. Got that? Three days. Now listen, this is important. Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear old princey to fall in love with you. That is, he's got to kiss you.
Mallory: He's got to what?
Whitney: Kiss you.
Mallory: Kiss me?
Whitney: That's how love works, sweetheart.
Mallory: Well, I don't know if that necessarily means he's fallen in love with me.
Whitney: Well, I know that, Ariel, but it's not just any kiss... it's the kiss of true love.
Mallory: So, like, open-mouthed?
Whitney: What? No, gross! Oh, gross!
Mallory: What?
Whitney: It's just a nice, soft, true love peck, like your mom gives you before bedtime, except a little longer, because it's from a boy and it's true love.
Mallory: Ursula, people kiss each other all the time, and it doesn't necessarily mean they're in love.
Whitney: Okay, that's ridiculous. Why would anybody do that? Their mouths are touching.
Mallory: You're an evil temptress and you don't understand how kissing works?
Whitney: Okay, well, it's just me and these creepy seaweed people all day, alright? So I'm a little out of practice, except with the seaweed people.

Mallory: Ursula, haven't you ever kissed a real person before?
Whitney: ...uh-huh.
Mallory: You've never... how old are you?
Whitney: Okay, well, as shocking as this may be, you don't get a lot of right swipes when you're a plus-sized half-octopus. Maybe if I were a centaur...
Mallory: Ursula, do you have any friends? Do you get out at all?
Whitney: This isn't about me, okay? It's... you want to be human, don't you?
Mallory: Yes.
Whitney: So are you in or not?
Mallory: I just think it's unrealistic to expect two people to fall in love in three days.
Whitney: You have your looks... your pretty face... and don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!
Mallory: Okay, what is that? What do you mean by "body language"?
Whitney: It's... you know...
Mallory: No, I know. But do you know?

Whitney: ...yes... So, since we both know, I don't have to get into it.
Mallory: Just humor me.
Whitney: Well, it's... and then you just know!
Mallory: Okay, it just feels like all of your advice is something out of a BuzzFeed article.
Whitney: Well, I did read All 19 Ways To Know Whether He's Into You. Okay, look, I need help, okay? I don't have a lot going for me. I mean, look at you! You're a size 2! I've got whozits and whatzits galore!
Mallory: Ursula, I think you look... okay.
Whitney: You want thingamabobs?! I've got twenty!
Mallory: What?
Whitney: Get out!
Mallory: Ah! Okay!
Whitney: And leave your voice in the shell by the door!

Whitney: Not now, Harold.
Robbing Roger Tongue Twister

Say that 10 times fast.

## Transcript

Matt: Hear ye! We will now commence the trial of the roguish rascal roger!
Stacey: The roguish rascal roger? What rank of wrongful ruse has Roger wrought?
Jason: Roger robbed my wobbly wagon of its really weird rear wheels!
Stacey: Ah, wobbly-wheel robbing! Did Roger rob your wobbly white wagon?
Jason: No! Ralph robbed my wobbly white wagon, Roger robbed my wobbly red wagon!

Mallory: Wait!
Stacey: Ah! The weird witch Winnifred!
Mallory: Rescind your wretched rabble-rousing! Roger was wrongfully renounced for I watched him riding rear-ward in his wobbly red wheelbarrow whilst whistling warbles to his wartful warthog.
Matt: What?
Mallory: Thus the wobbly red wagon wheels which Roger robbed are really his warped red wheelbarrow wheels.
Stacey: The witch rectified that report.
Mallory: Word!

Matt: So, to wrap up, the roguish rascal Roger robbed the really weird rear wheels of the wobbly red wagon, but the wicked witch Winnifred rectified the report redeeming Roger of his woeful wrongdoing. Release him!

Jason: Water!

## "Like, Comment and Subscribe!"

The end slate of this video shows a colorful screen with the Social Media of Studio C on it. The sketches **Labor Pains** and **The Drop** are featured.
The Christmas Special

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Charles Dickens' fictional brother Bartholomew hosts this festive Christmas special. Tucked in and snuggly in their bed, the cast of Studio C listens to their favorite Christmas tales, such as the one where Scrooge's discovers that Christmas feasts must be purchased in advances and the one where an entreuneuring father pitches his idea for simplifying gift wrapping. They then hear the tales of Giuseppe, an Italian elf, keeps accidentally making his mother's Italian food instead of toys, workers who pooled their resources to buy a co-worker a gift that drives home the Christmas spirit, and the most beloved tale of all -- the one where The Grinch and Nicholas Cage unexpectedly run into each other on Christmas Eve.

## Christmas Carol

Scrooge tries to buy a Christmas feast for the Cratchits, but the store is out of what he wants.

## Shark Tank Parody

Tim pitches Christmas Supreyes glasses to the Shark Tank judges based on his own holiday trauma.

## Italian Elf

Giuseppe, an Italian elf, keeps accidentally making his mother's Italian food instead of toys.

## Employee is Given Life-Changing Christmas Gift

Coworkers make a speech filled with car puns before gifting their coworker an electric toothbrush.

## The Grinch meets Nicholas Cage

Grinch's attempt to steal Christmas is interrupted by Nicolas Cage, who's after the Declaration.
Star Wars Sketches

Studio C has written and performed several sketches inspired by the popular movie saga *Star Wars*, created by George Lucas. Star Wars is a movie saga that has spanned over 30 years, with the first movie *A New Hope* coming out in 1977. After a trilogy about Luke Skywalker, a *Jedi* powerful in the Force, the series was revived in 1999 to create a prologue trilogy about the villain the first three movies *Anakin Skywalker*. Another 16 years later, the series was continued with a sequel trilogy, starting with *The Force Awakens* in 2015.

## The Force Awakens with Darth Sidious' Roommates

The Emperor tries to convert his roommates to the dark side.

## Darth Sidious in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

The Emperor applies for a loan on a new Death Star in his attempt to be in the new Star Wars movie.

## Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Footage Leaked

JJ Abrams argues with Darth Sidious over the integrity of the new movie script.

## Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Releases Footage Of New Jedi Class

New Jedi padawans learn to use the force in Jedi kindergarten.

## George Lucas Tells Final Star Wars Wish To J.J. Abrams

Passing the reigns of Star Wars over to Disney, Bad Robot and J.J. Abrams has been a hard transition for Mr. Lucas.

## Obi-Wan Kenobi, Most Annoying Jedi Ever

What's more annoying than a Jedi always correcting you? A dead Jedi always correcting you.

## Rebel Alliance Life Insurance

Joining the Rebel Alliance is a dangerous prospect when facing Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire! Be sure to get your life insurance through Tatooine Mutual Benefits.

## Most Excited Star Wars Fans Ever

Waiting for Star Wars: The Force Awakens to come out is a really hard thing to do for some fans!

## Star Wars Magic With Stuart Edge

Stuart Edge invited Studio C to do some magic.

This video was produced with guest star Stuart Edge.

## Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Luke Skywalker Meets Rey

Watch the epic meeting with Rey finally finds the hiding-out Luke Skywalker. Will they use the force and help destroy the Dark Side once and for all?!

## Star Wars Movies in the Future

Star Wars Movies in the Future. Sometimes you have to get creative if you want to capitalize on a genius brand like STAR WARS! Watch these BRILLIANT Disney execs in action!!!

## EmPotter Strikes Back with Kenan Thompson

Are you a hardcore fan of Harry Potter or Star Wars? Then you know those two universes are complete different! But wait, look closer... could they actually be more alike than you think?? Watch Harry Potter and Obi-Wan Kenobi break it down for us. Plus, the incredibly talented Kenan Thompson from SNL makes a guest appearance!

***(This video has been deleted from YouTube due to unknown reasons.)***
Season 3 Episode 7

Mr. Eckelstone subs in the local Lamaze class, a talk show host tries to keep it together before the commercial break, and a high school team has to play a little ugly to win.

## Say Yes To the Vest

Men reveal their highly dramatic natures in Say Yes to the Vest!

## Trivia

### Trivia

* Matt appears in all the sketches of this episode. Jeremy doesn't appear in **Eckelstone Lamaze**.
	+ Mallory doesn't appear in **Diving Finals** and **Ugly Win**, although she is credited to have appeared in the former.
* This episode features sketches with Matt Hopper and Gabe Casdorph.
* This episode also includes a sketch with Mr. Eckelstone.
* **Diving Finals** is the only sketch with more than three million views.
	+ It is the third most-watched sketch of Season 2, after Season 3 Episode 5 sketches **International Relations** and **Worst Teacher Ever**.
* **Ugly Win** is the only sketch with less than one million views.
* **Holding Back** and **All the Feels** are the two best-rated sketches of this episode.
Worst Ever

**Worst... EVER** is a miniseries showing the worst scenarios when practising a certain job. The sketches are recorded off-set, at various locations, depending on the occupation featured in the sketch. The first sketch *"Worst Teacher Ever"* was featured in Season 3 Episode 2. As of Season 9, all former cast members had been featured at least once, Jason Gray and Adam Berg being the only members to have been featured twice. There have been fifteen segments of Worst Ever, as the longest running recurring sketches of Studio C.

## Worst Teacher Ever

There are good teachers, there are bad teachers and then there is the worst teacher...ever.

## Worst Waiter Ever

We all love getting a good waiter when you go out to eat. You probably won't want this guy as your waiter though.

## Worst Cop Ever

Sleep a little better tonight knowing that the law enforcement is protecting you from danger. ...or at least trying their best. ....or maybe just sort of trying.

## Worst Plumber Ever

Have a problem with your plumbing? Well, we know who NOT to call! This plumber is completely incompetent, but has a heart of gold! Watch the catastrophe now!

## Worst Psychiatrist Ever

Stephen is a great example of how therapy can really work!

## Worst Masseuse Ever

There's nothing better than getting a nice, relaxing massage. But you might want to avoid this place, because this masseuse will definitely INCREASE your stress... not reduce it!

## Worst Ninja Ever

ARE YOU A NINJA??! If so, you know what it takes to be a ninja and the basic dos and don'ts of the trade. You would know what a really really good sensei dojo karate master ninja looks like as well as what the WORST NINJA EVER looks like.

## Worst Mechanic Ever

You know those people that know more about cars than they do well, pretty much anything else? Yeah, he's not one of those people. Just hope that you never see him at your local garage.

## Worst Elf Ever

Did you think Santa's helpers were all perfect little workers? Think again. Enjoy the newest in the "Worst Ever" series!

## Worst Comic Con Fan Ever!

Maybe Gandalf will admit Tori into Hogwarts after their journey from District 12 on the Millennium Falcon.

## Worst Wheel of Fortune Player Ever!

Even Pat Sajak is at a loss for words after meeting the worst Wheel of Fortune player ever!
Matt (disambiguation)

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Season 2 Episode 3

Poker players give their inner thoughts, Ann helps a visitor find a good book, and the police chief tries to protect innocent ears.

## Williamson Dishwasher

We Make your Plates so clean you can see your face in them.

## Rock, Paper, Scissors

Be careful who you play Rock, Paper, Scissors with.

## Background Check

Automated phone systems are more than frustrating.

## Protecting the Innocent

Bring your daughter to work day isn't so straight forward for every profession.

## Trivia

### Video Statistics

 **Protecting the Innocent** | 5,630,000+

### Trivia

* Adam and Stacey don't appear this episode.
* Matt appears in the most sketches of this episode, he doesn't appear in Background Check and Just Jeremy: How To Mustache.
* This episode features the first instalment of Ann Withers, the second instalment of Just Jeremy, the third instalment PSA sketch and the fourth Awkward Avoidance Viking.
* Protecting the Innocent has the highest rating this episode, while the sketch with the recurring character Ann Withers has the lowest rating.
	+ Ann "The Librarian" Withers is the sketch with the third-worst rating of Season 2, after **Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Fail** and **Hot Diggity Date**.
	+ Protecting the Innocent is the third-best rated sketch of Season 2, after Season 2 Episode 9 sketches **Gift Exchange** and **Awkward Avoidance Viking: Class Reunion**.
* Poker Face is the sketch with the highest amount of views this episode. It's the fourth-oldest sketch to have reached three million views, after Channel Surfing in Season 1 Episode 6, How Are You Feeling in Season 1 Episode 8 and Flirting Academy in Season 2 Episode 2.
	+ It is the second most-watched sketch of Season 2, after **Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Fail** and before **Five Day Weather Forecast**.
	+ Protecting the Innocent is the only other sketch in this episode to have reached five million views.
* Just Jeremy: How To Mustache is the only sketch in this episode with less than one million views.
Season 4 Episode 5

The local nuclear facility has a little meltdown, mothers get their new anthem, and Mozart is entertained by his greatest student yet.

## Race Pace

Hurry up! It'll take you FOREVER to finish this race.

## Never Before Seen Sound of Music Footage

The hills are alive with the sound of music.

## The Origins of Country Music

This may be a little early for country music.

## Trivia

### Video Statistics

 **The Origins of Country Music** | 1,370,000+

### Trivia

* This episode features Kyle and two instalments of Tweeting Rainbow.
	+ However, these instalments of Tweeting Rainbow have not been uploaded on YouTube, and can only be seen on BYUtv.
	+ This episode also features the DJ from **Dubstep DJ** from Season 2 Episode 10.
* Matt appears in every sketch, aside from **Tweeting Rainbow**.
* **Kyle's Ride Along** and **Mother Power** are the sketches with more than three million views.
* The highest rating of this episode is held by **Kyle's Ride Along**, with a rating higher than 99%.
	+ It is the second-highest-rated sketch of Season 4, after **Grandma Tildy** and before **My Fake Boyfriend**.
The Janitor

Here are all the videos with the Matchmaking Janitor. This character is played by James Perry.

## Library Love

A study session at the library turns into much more as The Janitor swoops in to help a young couple make a connection.

## Gym Jocks

Don't worry ladies, the janitor of the gym has got your back and will protect you from the ever-present gym jocks. #bro.
Worst Ninja Ever

ARE YOU A NINJA??! If so, you know what it takes to be a ninja and the basic dos and don'ts of the trade. You would know what a really really good sensei dojo karate master ninja looks like as well as what the WORST NINJA EVER looks like.

## Transcript

DOCKS:

Stephen: No, no, no. I don't care what it takes. The shipment will get here on time, or you are out of time. Is that clear?
Adam: Your drug empire ends tonight, I'm afraid.
Stephen: John?
Adam: What? How did you know? Dang it! Oh. Your empire ends-
Stephen: I already saw your face!

WAREHOUSE:

Adam: Time to employ some long-range tactics. ...Where did it go? Ah!

ALLEYWAY:

**Man 1**: I can't see him, check the other side!
**Man 2**: Quick, this way! I went he went this way!
**Man 3**: He's over there!

DOJO:

Adam: I did it. I achieved transcendence. Ah!

ALLEYWAY:

**Man 1**: Wait, is that him?
**Man 2**: He's over there! Check by the dock!

ROOF:

Adam: Almost... there... Okay... Okay, come on. Open, please. Ah!

ALLEYWAY:

**Man 2**: What was that?
**Man 3**: Oh, I think I just heard him.
**Man 1**: Go, go, go, go, go.
**Man 2**: Over here!

DOJO:

Adam: Help! How do I get back in? Ah! This isn't working!

Adam: Silence is key. Come on. Go to bed.

WAREHOUSE:

Adam: A-choo! Oh, gross! No!

Adam: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The YouTube video said it wouldn't take this long!

ALLEYWAY:

**Man 3**: Where did he go?
**Man 2**: I think he went that way!
**Man 1**: He's not here.

Adam: Okay. Okay. Okay. That's how it's done.

DOJO:

Adam: Whatever.

ALLEYWAY:

Adam: Ah, finally! Okay.
**Man 1**: Look down that alley.
**Man 2**: I heard something over here!
Adam: Oh! This is so hard!

WAREHOUSE:

Adam: Oh.
Aaron: John?
Adam: No.

SKY:

Adam: Hey, I think I'm getting a parking ticket. Meh. I guess I don't have to pay it anymore.
Stan Ellsworth

Stan Ellsworth is an American actor, producer and tv-personality. He is the presenter of the television show *American Ride*, which is featured on BYUtv. This educational show, which is focused on the history of the United States, has been going on for 10 seasons and Ellsworth has won one regional Emmy with it for Best Television Host in 2014. This was presumably the first show where the role of history teacher was not approached as an older man with "bow tie and sweater vest", but instead as a somewhat younger man with "skull rag and denim vest". As an actor, he is known for roles in *High School Musical 3: Senior Year* and *Midnight Movie*. He appeared in the sketch **WWFather**.

## WWFather

Some people just don't know how to fight.
Top Soccer Shootout Ever With Scott Sterling

A soccer match between the Yale Bulldogs and the North Carolina Tar Heels comes down to Scott Sterling and the most epic penalty kick shootout you'll ever see.

## Trivia

* This is the most popular sketch of Studio C, with over 75 million views.
	+ This was the first sketch to reach 10 million views, having reached this 10 days after the video was uploaded.
* This sketch was also featured in the special Off-Set.
* The working title of this sketch was *Penalty Kicks*.
* This sketch features the recurring character Scott Sterling.
* This is the first sketch since **Laffy Taffy Joke Fail** to only feature male cast members.
* This is the fifth sketch in a row to feature Adam Berg, Jason Gray, and Jeremy Warner.
* Jason Gray and Stephen Meek both have an appearance in the sketch as well as a voice-only role as the commentators.
* Only two people have a speaking role in this sketch, the lowest amount since **Lindsey Stirling Sister Debut**.
	+ This is also the previous sketch that was filmed off-set.
	+ Both speaking roles in this sketch are off-screen.
* This sketch was filmed at the *South Field*, the soccer field of BYU in Provo, Utah.
* This sketch was also featured in an episode of **Kids React** and also appeared on the show of Conan O'Brien.
* It was revealed that the wide shots were digitally enhanced, while the close-ups were real, by throwing a (softer) soccer ball in Matt's face.
* Most of the shots featuring the audience were mirrored.
* A still of this sketch was featured in the Season 12 Christmas special.
Terrible Friend Award

Aren't best friends amazing?!? Like, kind of the best?? Do they not deserve an award? Well, if and when they get one, make sure you prep a valuable and important speech in honor!

## Transcript

Jason: It is now time to give out our company MVP Award. For increasing our client base by over twenty percent, it is my honor to present this award to my good friend, Harold Gardner. We've been life-long friends, and he's always been a better friend to me than I was to him.
James: No, come on, John. We know that's not true.
Jason: But really though. Compared to him, I have been a terrible friend.
James: What? Hey, we've all made our share fair of mistakes, right? That's friends for you.
Jason: No, but really, though.
James: Really, it's too much.

Jason: We're still friends, even though I have done that neither this audience or any innocent child, should ever hear about.

Jason: Growing up, Harold was always "the cool kid", and I was always "the sociopath".
James: Okay, he's just joking. Mister McCarthy is not a sociopath.
Jason: What a nice thing to say...
James: Sure.
Jason: ...given the atrocities that I've committed to both men and nature.

James: I don't know about any atrocities. John's a good man, certainly exaggerating some small childhood blunder-
Jason: Which sounds like "blender", and reminds me of the horrors that I've committed over and over again.
James: What are you doing?!
Jason: Hey, I'm proud of you, just keep going. You're doing great.
James: Stop!

James: Um... well, I just want to thank my team. Seriously, they were a huge explosion of creativity.
Jason: Speaking of violent explosions-
James: I didn't say violent!
Jason: My crime is so heinous, Steven Avery got another life sentence for it.

James: Okay, what did you do?
Jason: You know...
James: What? I don't understand.
Jason: I left the fridge open for a week, that's why it stank.
James: That's not a big deal.
Jason: Because of the severed head...
James: The what?!
Jason: ... of lettuce...
James: Oh.
Jason: ...wrapped around the body...
James: Really?!
Jason: ...of lies.
James: John.
Jason: Lies that cost me kill a family...
James: Is that what-
Jason: ...of bees! I have innocent honey on my hands, people!
The Fast and the Furious 7 Parody: Goodbye Scene

Love and relationships can be tricky matters. And sometimes you have to let go of what you love for them to come back. And SOMETIMES, you have to do that over and over and over again!

## Transcript

Mallory: Ever since the accident, I don't remember anything, and it breaks my heart seeing you love me and not knowing if I love you.
Stephen: Letty, come on.
Mallory: No.

Mallory: I have to leave. I have to find myself. Otherwise, I'll never be the girl you knew. Goodbye, Von.

Mallory: Von?
Stephen: Letty.
Mallory: Do you... know how to get out of here?
Stephen: Yeah, uh... It's two floors down, stairs are over there.
Mallory: Goodbye, Von.

Mallory: Von.
Stephen: Yeah? Letty?
Mallory: Could I borrow some bus money?
Stephen: Yeah, sure.
Mallory: Goodbye, Von.

Mallory: Von?
Stephen: Yeah, Letty.
Mallory: I dropped that money.
Stephen: Oh, yeah.
Mallory: Goodbye, Von.

Mallory: Von?
Stephen: Yeah, Letty.
Mallory: Where did you say the stairs were again?
Stephen: You're already on them.
Mallory: Goodbye, Von.

Mallory: Von?
Stephen: Letty!
Mallory: This is Canadian money.
Stephen: We are in Canada!
Mallory: Goodbye, Von.

Mallory: Von?
Stephen: Yes, oh my goodness.
Mallory: I forgot I drove here. Goodbye, Von.

Mallory: I guess I'll just take the bus.
Stephen: Good idea. Original plan.

Mallory: Could you... roll it ...down?
Stephen: What?!
Mallory: I just wanted to see you one last time. Also, the bus doesn't run today, so could I get a ride?
The Least Known Greek God

There are so many Greek Gods that it's hard to keep them all straight. Allow them to introduce themselves to you.

## Transcript

Stacey: Though long forgotten, nothing can compare to the majesty, wisdom, and intrigue of the Gods of the ancient Greek Pantheon.

Jason: I am Zeus, God of the sky, the weather, and fate. Come to me all those who question their destiny.

Natalie: I am Aphrodite, Goddess of love, passion, and beauty. I will find love for the loveless.

Matt: I am Poseidon, God of the rivers, seas, and earthquakes. Beware the elements.

Mallory: I am Artemis, Goddess of wild animals, disease, and children. Come to me for all animal attacks, disease attacks, and child attacks.

Whitney: I am Demeter, Goddess of agriculture. Farm, and I will be there.

Stephen: I am Mastos, God of sensible spending. No one has listened to me for the last thirty years.

Jeremy: I am Barbatronus, God of aging. You will age whether I do anything or not.

James: I am Minoscurus, God of the kind of grass that cows eat, come to me if you're a cow.

Natalie: I am Imbecilia, Goddess of stupidity. Come to me with your bad decisions and I will make them more stupider-erly, heh.

Adam: I am Kilgerbon, God of all real and animated cats. I will one day rule the earth.

Jason: I am Ranthaleon, God of Robert Downey, Jr. You're welcome.

Mallory: I am Finnesia, Goddess of Nicholas Cage, I am way sorry.

Whitney: I am Jarubadinka, Goddess of ridiculous names. All babies born in 2014, come to me in 10 years when you're being relentlessly teased.

Matt: I am Grettergon, I like sports. Wait, what are we doing?

Jeremy: I am Gobarium, God of saying "go bury 'em", when people ask what to do with corpses.

Adam: I am Desdonia, God of the walk-man and mini-disk player. I'm severly depressed.

James: I am Cantus-Shepantus, God of unfinished- was that a bird?

Stephen: I am Hemalorus, God of running out of toilet paper. Fear me.

Stacey: I am Morgan Freeman, God of narration. And we are the Gods of the ancient Greek Pantheon.

## Trivia

* Of the gods mentioned, although only Zeus, Aphrodite, Poseidon, Artemis, and Demeter are real gods, the Greeks did have Hermes as the god of merchants and commerce, Geras as the god of aging, and Koalemos as the god of stupidity.
What's Inside

What's Inside is a YouTube channel where Daniel, born August 1, 1984 (39 years old), and Lincoln Markham, born January 2, 2006 (18 years old), cut into different things to see what's inside. They had days where they were the top growing channel in all of YouTube. Amazing considering the channel started as a second-grade science project. They have done so many videos from cutting into a baseball, to even their own YouTube Gold play button. They are one of the fastest-growing YouTubers.

They have worked with Studio C on the sketch "What's Inside a Bank Vault?".

## What's Inside a Bank Vault?

Studio C teams up with Dan and Lincoln from What's inside to find out what's inside a Bank Vault.
The Mighty Name of a Warrior

Sensei decides it's time to bestow his pupils with warrior names. When "'Mr. Floofers," is concerned about the fearfulness of his new name, Sensei is more than accommodating in finessing his student's reputation.

## Transcript

Jeremy: At long last, my dear pupils, you have finished your training. It is time I give you your warrior names. For my most deadly student, I give the name of "Death Stalker", after the venomous scorpion.
James: Thank you, sensei.
Jeremy: For my most resourceful student, I give the name "Sidewinder", after the stealthy snake.
Whitney: Thank you, sensei.
Jeremy: And for my most prudent student, I give the name "Mr. Floofers".
Adam: Is... is that some sort of ferocious mongoose or something?
Jeremy: As a matter of fact, Mr. Floofers was the name of my master.
Adam: Oh, that is a great honor.
Jeremy: This is a picture of him.
Adam: Ah. I see where the name came from now.
Jeremy: Actually, sensei Floofers was named after a gerbil...
Adam: What
Jeremy: ...or possibly the wisps of hair from a balding man's head. It is a great honor... for you.
Adam: Thank you?

Jeremy: Quiet. It is time for your first assignments. I've designed each mission around your particular set of skills.
Adam: Okay. Oh, yes, finally something respectable! Assassinating an enemy of the state.
Jeremy: Whoops. It's actually like this.
Adam: You want me to kill a dog.
Jeremy: A diabetic dog. At least, he was twenty years ago.
Adam: Twenty years. Is he even still alive?
Jeremy: Maybe. He was last seen ten years ago and he was walking around in a dog wheelchair.
Adam: My target is a sick, crippled, dead dog?
Jeremy: A worthy foe indeed... for you.
Adam: Okay, yeah, uh, this is insulting.

Jeremy: Now take your weapons and go.
James: Yes, sensei.
Whitney: Yes, sensei.
Adam: Um, sensei, I did not get a weapon, uh...
Jeremy: Oh, yes. Your hands...
Adam: Oh!
Jeremy: ...are just hands.
Adam: Oh.
Jeremy: You do not get a weapon.
Adam: Oh.
Jeremy: Now, put this on. A perfect fit... for you.
Adam: Okay.
Tanner Gillman

* General
* Physical
* Social

Tanner Gillman joined Studio C in season 10, joining the new cast after the ten original cast members left the show. He is currently one of the cast members of Studio C as of season 14.

**Favorite food:** Barbecue chicken pizza without onions

Tanner grew up in St. George, Utah, quickly starring in musicals during high school. After his graduation, he has appeared in a number of theatrical productions and television project, among those of Paramount, Hallmark, Pizza Hut, and Hyundai. Having Tourette's Syndrome, it allowed him to further enhance his acting abilities, furthering encouraging youth to pursue their dreams. In his free time, he likes to play the drums, play with his dog, work on screenplays, and draw cartoons.
Studio C Wiki

**STUDIO C has started, with episodes every Monday on BYUtv. Sketches are released on YouTube every Tuesday and Friday at 4:00PM MT. You can watch these here.**
**The next episode will air in October 16 2023 19:00:00 -0600!**

**Season 17 of Studio C started! New episodes every Monday at 7 PM MDT!
New sketches are uploaded every Tuesday and Friday at 5 PM MDT!**
## Welcome to the Studio C Wiki!

Welcome to the Studio C Wiki! Here is where we tell the latest news of Studio C. This wiki is for the fans to exchange ideas, to talk about Studio C, and if they want to, write their own sketches. However, please make sure to follow our rules and guidelines.
## What Is "Studio C"?

One of BYUtv's most popular original series, the family-friendly sketch comedy show Studio C brings the whole family together for a laugh-out-loud good time. Don't miss the cast - featuring Dalton Johnson, Tori Pence, Garet Allen, returning cast member Jason Gray, and many other hilarious comedians - as they perform hilarious sketches and take on comical characters for your entertainment. Read more about Studio C here.
You can watch full episodes on BYUtv and watch individual sketches on BYUtv and YouTube.
## Sketches

Life Advice With Lisa - Studio CTop Soccer Shootout Ever With Scott SterlingBest Volleyball Blocks Ever with Scott SterlingThe Crayon Song Gets RuinedScott Sterling Breaking News UpdateWho Wants to Be A Millionaire FailProm Dress Gone Wrong - Brooklyn and BaileyInternational Relations

## Studio C Random Fact

Jessica Drolet is the first cast member not to have been born in the United States.
The Classic Movie Slap

Who doesn't love a good scene from a classic film? This romantic black-and-white scene will have you all sorts of fiery red (and maybe a little black and blue). So grab your cozy yellow blanket and buckle up for a wild ride.

## Transcript

Whitney: Here's that story you wanted, Mr. Oswald.
Jason: Oh, now, don't be cold to me, Ava.
Whitney: I have a lot of work to do, so if you could let me get back to it, Mr. Oswald.
Jason: What's this all about? The blonde who was in here five minutes ago? She means nothing to me.
Whitney: I don't care to meddle in your affairs, Mr. Oswald.
Jason: Henry.
Whitney: Mr. Oswald will do just fine, thank you.

Jason: Now you listen here, Ava. I love you.
Whitney: How could you ever love anyone but that typewriter.
Jason: Well, it's not nearly as cold as you.

Jason: Ow! That really stung!
Whitney: What... what is it?
Jason: My face! You just slapped it!
Whitney: I'm sorry. It's just with all the bickering and getting into each other's personal space, it just seemed like the next step.
Jason: That doesn't make any sense.
Jason: It does to millions of movie-going women.

Jason: Well, why you got to fill your head with that nonsense, Ava? This is love we're talking about.
Whitney: You're a fool, Mr. Oswald.
Jason: I told you to call me Henry.
Whitney: I heard you the first time.
Jason: Now you listen here, what a fool you are to not know love while it's shaking you by the arms. That's right, I said it. You're a ninny, Ava.

Jason: Ava! For the love!
Whitney: I'm sorry, it's a reflex, I just felt the romantic tension building.
Jason: So you cold-cocked me in the face? In what world is that an appropriate response?
Whitney: Well, there doesn't seem to be any natural way of getting from arguing to kissing.
Jason: I think you scratched my eye.
Whitney: I'm sorry, Henry, really I am.
Jason: Well, you're a grown woman, you can do as you please.

Jason: Why?! I was being respectful! Why would you do that?!
Whitney: I...I...I...

Jason: Ava! Ava, no! Ava, stop! Ava! Put the hand down! Ava! Down. Good. Now.

Jason: Sweet Mets! My face feels like it's been beaten by a cheese grater! Do you think this is funny, Ava?
Whitney: Oh please, how could I ever hurt you? You're indestructible, remember?
Jason: Well, clearly that's not true.
Whitney: You're a confirmed old bachelor. You don't need any woman, as I recall.
Jason: I never thought I did, until I met you. Ah! No! Oh, yes. This is nice. Now you listen here, Ava. I want you to kiss me good.

Whitney: Well, all right. Kiss me.
Worst Masseuse Ever

There's nothing better than getting a nice, relaxing massage. But you might want to avoid this place, because this masseuse will definitely INCREASE your stress... not reduce it!

## Transcript

Natalie: Hi, my name is Natalie. I'll be your masseuse today.
Adam: Hi.
Natalie: Come on back here. I'll go ahead and give you the room to get dressed to my comfort level.
Adam: You... you mean dressed to my comfort level.
Natalie: No, mine. Here's a coat and sleeping bag.

Natalie: This music is making me sleepy.

Natalie: How many nieces and nephews do you have before you stop caring about the new ones? Three?
Mallory: You know, I would appreciate a really quiet massage.
Natalie: Gotcha! Yeah. ...because my sister is pregnant again and I have a hard time caring.

Natalie: Okay, I like to start with some essential oils, so go ahead and drink this and we'll get started.

Natalie: Alright, it looks like I have an appointment with Gary Arnoldson. Hn. Wrinkles.

Natalie: Yeah, uh-huh, just right down there.

Natalie: Ugh, okay, my turn. My turn! Come on! Off you go! Yeah.

Natalie: Dentist, huh? That must really pay the bills. This job does not. I'm also a dog walker. So, I'm just going to do both, okay.

Natalie: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Natalie: Oh, my hands are getting sore. Here we go.

Natalie: Yeah, just like that.

Natalie: These are really good for getting blackheads too.
Stephen: Ah! Ow!
Natalie: That is a big one.
Stephen: Ow!
Natalie: I'll get the other one in here too.
Stephen: Oh! Stop!

Matt: Hm, what is that?
Natalie: Uh, it's a new lotion.
Matt: Oh, it's nice.
Natalie: Yeah.

Natalie: It's gotta blow! Oh!

Natalie: It's right here. It's right... You are not getting a good tip.

Natalie: I've never done hot rocks before, but I'm willing to try if you are.

Natalie: This guy has the hands of a feathered angel.

Natalie: Okay, if you'd like some more deep-tissue massage, I can walk on your back. In which case, I would have to wear some shoes. High heels or cleats?

Natalie: Oh, this mole is really dark. I'll get my scissors.
Stephen: Ow!

Natalie: Do these smell weird to you?

Matt: That feels good.

Natalie: Does that feel good?
Mallory: No.
Natalie: Is that relaxing?
Mallory: No. I don't like that.
Natalie: Okay.

Natalie: I would go barefoot, but I have this weird rash on my feet and hands.
With Special Guest Will Forte

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Marty, the sketch writing robot responsible for Studio C's comedy, wants to be a real boy. A super villain's beloved pet cat has a suprising secret. A husband finds a quick way to add muscles to his unimpressive body. A cereal company employee is stuck in a vat of cereal and must eat his way to safety, unless a customer intervenes. A father meets his daughter's boyfriend and tries to impress him with his incredible cold tolerance. The recording session for the Seinfeld theme song is disrupted by a bass player who insists on improvising his part. Finally, a new, lyric version of the Seinfeld theme is created. SNL alum Will Forte guest stars.

## A Robot Writes All Our Sketches

We have a one-of-a-kind season premiere right around the corner! Special Guest and Comedy Icon Will Forte joins the cast for the Season 15 Premiere Monday, March 14th!

## The Worst Undercover Disguise

A cunning villain tries to take our hero out with her cat Puddles. The hero reveals the cat is... \*GASP\* his partner agent (Special guest Will Forte)!

## How to Get a Perfect Body Overnight

Cleo gets stuck under an armoire and throws it off her body when her faux-muscled husband is no help.

## Cereal Emergency

Man calls a cereal help line to complain. The employee on the other end is stuck in a cereal vat.

## Dad's New AC Unit

So is the...AC cool enough for ya? Nothing gets dads more excited than climate control. If you think you can 'hang', join guest star Will Forte in this new sketch from his appearance in our season premiere. But be warned...he runs hot.

## Will Forte Is The Seinfeld Theme Bass Player

You know the epic bass theme song from Seinfeld, but do you know the totally fictional story behind how it was made? Now you do. Guest Star Will Forte is SEAN CARDIGAN, Bassist extraordinaire. He's here to make the groove that fits the show...even if it's not what's on the sheet music. He thinks we got it. We got it, right?
The Martian: Vlog 1

Vlogging from space is officially a thing! Watch how these astronauts pass the time with their YouTube videos and subscribers. Commander Mark Watney and Commander Clark have some exciting things in store for YOU!

## Transcript

Jason: Hey. Hey. Hey, earth. It's commander Mark Watney here. Um, it's been a crazy couple weeks. As you know, commander Clark and I crashlanded on Mars two weeks ago. We had to fix the hub, we had to start a potato farm. We had to do a lot of things to be able to survive up here. I thought, in the meantime, as we're waiting for a rescue, which could take years, NASA is saying, I thought I'd start a video log, or vlog as the cool kids call them. You guys can comment, you guys can like the post and ask for, you know, things... questions you may have about Mars, and, uh, so yeah, check out my channel. Subscribe and- Hey! Hey, commander Clark! You should start your own channel. Do you guys think he should start his own channel?
Matt: Yeah?
Jason: Yeah? You should do it! So make sure to subscribe, check his channel out, make sure to subscribe to mine too, and uh yeah, let's see where this thing takes us.
Matt: Cool.
Jason: All right, see you, buddy. That guy is awesome. Seriously.

Jason: Let's do one more question, shall we? "Are you jealous that commander Clark has 40 million more subscribers than you?" I don't even think YouTube has 40 million subscribers. Oh, you sent a link? Oh, okay, well, let's check it out. I'm gonna be so upset. ...Okay, well, that's all the time we... I have...for today. I'm fine. These are... I've been sweating a lot today, it's really hot on Mars today. Please, consider subscribing to my channel.
Why Friends Shouldn't Play the Telephone Game

Why Friends Shouldn't Start Whisper Trains! Things Get confusing fast when friends start a whisper train during a movie.

## Transcript

Matt: Would you ask Jeremy to pass the popcorn?
Stacey: No!
Matt: But why?
Stacey: What, he's like way over there!
Matt: Just pass it on!
Stacey: Dude, last time we did a whisper train, everyone got sucked into a pyramid scheme.
Matt: Please! I'm so hungry.
Stacey: Fine.

Stacey: Matt wants the popcorn.
Natalie: Matt bought the popcorn.
Mallory: Matt bought a newborn.
Adam: Matt bought a baby bjorn.
Whitney: Adam has bad breath.
Stephen: Adam has it bad for Beth.
Aaron: Wait, who's Beth?
Sarah Thompson: I am.
Aaron: I think I have a chance with Beth.

James: What did Aaron say?
Jason: I wasn't paying attention.
James: Ask him again!
Jason: What? What did you say?
Aaron: I think I'm going to ask out Beth.
James: Well?
Jason: I forgot what he said.
James: Jason is an idiot.
Tori: Jason is a...what, weren't you sitting over there?
Stacey: I was, but I love the juicy gossip. Jason's a what?
Tori: He's an idiot.
Stacey: I knew that. Matt wants the popcorn.
Dalton: Matt wants the popcorn.
Jeremy: No.
Dalton: No.
Tori: No.
James: No.
Jason: No.
Sarah Thompson: No.
Aaron: Oh.
Stephen: No.
Whitney: No.
Adam: No.
Mallory: No.
Natalie: No.
Matt: Guys, I can hear all of you.
Stacey: He said no.
Matt: Oh!
Two Truths and a Lie

The game two truths and a lie can make things a little awkward sometimes.

When 3 girls get together for a slumber party, you never know what secrets might come out! Watch what the girls do when things get out of control.

## Plot

Three girls (Whitney Call, Mallory Everton, and Natalie Madsen) are having a slumber party. After wrapping up a pillow fight, Natalie suggests playing *Two Truths and a Lie.* The others agree, and Whitney goes first, listing three facts, one of which is a lie.

* She has a crush on a guy named Brett
* She loves the color pink
* She went to the moon once

After Natalie guesses correctly, it's Natalie's turn, and it's a little more complicated.

* She was on a Disney Carribean cruise once
* She won the science fair in 5th grade
* She volunteers at the animal shelter on Fridays

Whitney guesses that Natalie's lying about winning the science fair, but she's wrong; Natalie volunteers on Saturdays instead of Sundays. Mal is the last one to go.

* She once vomited into a child's eyes and blinded him
* She spent three years in prison for stealing a disabled woman's family fortune
* She has an airborne infectious disease

The fact that only one of those three horrific facts is false traumatizes the other girls, as Mallory assumes she won.

## Transcript

Natalie: Okay, okay, okay, new game, new game! Let's play *Two Truths and a Lie*.
Whitney: Oh! I love that game! Okay, now alright, I'll go first, I'll go first. Okay. Umm… I have a crush on Brett,…
Natalie: It's true.
Whitney: ...I love the color pink, and... I went to the moon once.
Mallory: Silly.
Natalie: You have to do better than that, silly! It's obviously the last one.

Natalie: Okay, my turn, my turn, I'll go.
Whitney: Okay.
Mallory: Okay.
Natalie: Okay, I have been on a Disney Caribbean cruise,  I won the science fair in fifth grade,…
Mallory: Okay.
Natalie: ...and I volunteer at the animal shelter on Fridays.
Mallory: Oh Natalie, that's so hard.
Natalie: I know.
Whitney: Was it the science affair one?
Mallory: Yeah?
Natalie: No, I volunteer on Saturdays, so…
Mallory: Aw.

Natalie: Okay, your turn, your turn.
Mallory: Okay, um, okay, um… I once vomited into a child's eyes and blinded him…
Whitney: Okay, we know that that one is a lie.
Natalie: Yeah.
Mallory: ...I spent three years in prison for stealing a disabled woman's family fortune, and I have an airborne infectious disease.

Mallory: Do I win? (cough) Sorry.

## Trivia

* This is the first sketch of Season 1 Episode 3.
* This sketch is inspired by the icebreaker/party game *Two Truths and a Lie*.
* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the original airing of the corresponding episode on BYUtv.
* This is the first sketch where only female Cast members appear.
	+ Only three people appear, which makes it the sketch with the fewest actors playing in it since Celebirthsary.
* This sketch is the shortest sketch of Season 1 Episode 3, based on duration.
Special Guest Jon Heder

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Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) guest stars. Survey game contestants meet painful ends to wrong answers. Heder and Jason Gray try to get people to recognize them. Heder uses virtual reality to inadvertently ruin a party.

## Smallest Game Show Survey

Contestants on a survey game show guess the answers of one person and get slapped if incorrect.

## I'm More Famous than You!

We have a one-of-a-kind season premiere right around the corner! Special Guest Jon Heder joins the cast for the Season 16 Premiere Monday, October 3rd!

## Hot Air Balloon Proposal

Liam and Sophia's romantic moment in a hot air balloon is ruined by the Balloon Operator (Jon Heder).

## Jon Heder's First VR Attempt

Jon Heder thinks a pair of sunglasses are VR and destroys a welcome party thinking it's virtual.

## Baby Monitor Therapy

Friends use a baby monitor to get some things off their chest when trying to soothe a baby.
Star Feraldo

*You may have been looking for another page about a certain **Bad Extra**. If you were, you might be able to find the right page here.*

## Star Feraldo

Star Feraldo is an "A-list extra". She is very difficult to work with and she doesn't like much. Whenever she doesn't get what she wants she will start saying "Ah nah!". She is primarily known as the main character of the "I Don't Do..." sketches. In each of her sketches, she mentions that she "doesn't do mornings", referring back to the sketch she first appeared in. Additionally, she also made an appearance in the introduction of Season 9 Episode 1.

## I Don't Do Mornings

With talent like hers, why would you even dream about being talked into doing things you don't want to do, like working mornings? Meet Star Feraldo, THE A-List Extra of Hollywood.

## I Don't Do Robberies

Guess who's BAAAAACK??!?! STAR FERALDO with just as much sass as before! Watch this diva's demands and try to stay out of her way!

## I Don't Do Surgeries

You can't get enough of Star Feraldo, right?? Well she can't get enough of you... as long as you're not a doctor wanting to operate on her in the morning. Watch out, Star's got some sass for you!
The Interrogation Room: Part 3

If it works in the movies, it's GOTTA work in real life!! This cop isn't giving up—watch his latest Disney movie scene reenactment/interrogation technique.

## Transcript

Whitney: We're trying everything. He's wedged that door pretty tight.
Jeremy: I don't think this guy's going to give us the location of the bomb in time.
Stephen: Hold on, I've got an idea.
Jeremy: Uh... what are you...
Stephen: Don't worry. I saw this in a movie once.

Stephen: I thought I told you to let us in!
Matt: I'm not moving!
Jeremy: Um, sir, I don't think this is going to work.
Whitney: Yeah, maybe try less bad cop, more good cop.
Stephen: But he's being so difficult.
Jeremy: Wait, are you...
Stephen: It would bring me great pleasure...
Jeremy: Are you Beauty-and-the-Beasting him?
Stephen: ...if you would join me for dinner.
Whitney: Yes. Yes, he is.
Stephen: Please.
Matt: No, thank you.
Jeremy: Are they both Beauty-and-the-Beasting?
Stephen: You can't stay in there forever.
Matt: Yes, I can!
Stephen: Fine! Then go ahead and starve!

Whitney: That tactic didn't even work in the movie.
Stephen: I just realized that.
Matt: Can we do Mulan next?

Matt: *When will my reflection show?
Who I am... inside*
Martin

Martin is a normal-ish nerd who thinks he knows everything about everything. He is a know-it-all without knowing it. He tries to blend in, yet he fails miserably. His attempts to understand directions are usually overly complicated, creating an uncomfortable atmosphere at parties. He dresses neatly and is normally seen in a silver vest and pants. He wears a blue bow-tie. He has red hair that is swept to the side.

## Ruining Charades

I would never want someone like Martin on my team for Charades.