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Deadknot Dan

Deadknot Dan is an auctioneer well known in the land of Phult0n. He is remembered best for his tactless stunts projected for the world to see that all managed to be contained to his front yard. A recurring event was the display of porno's on the front side of Dan's barn, which stood no more than one hundred yards from a four-way-stop. So distracting were the antics of the horned up gavel slammer that Dan's typical line of work has become a forgotten fact of his lore. What Dan auctions specifically is not known, although the white suit he often wears may be a clue.

## Deadknot's Daring Display

Some time ago, Dan garnered considerable attention after lynching his lawn jockey on MLK Jr Day. After a bystander reported the incident, the authorities were called and the statue was saved from the rope. Dan received a slap on the wrist for the incident, as the statue was black and therefore probably considered the instigator anyway. The act brought some note to Phult0n from outside news sources.
Callen

Callen is a strong young boy who works at Phult0n's best known feed mill . He is known for his moronic statements and ideas which stand out in a land of idiots and the mentally feeble. Examples of this include not being able to tell the difference between east and south, mistaking a insurance company for a cable company and a feed company for an insurance company, believing that dropping a cat off in the middle of nowhere to freeze and starve is more humane than shooting it, being baffled by the soup pot at a buffet, thinking that migrant shacks are chicken coops, thinking calcium is a poison, mistaking a WW2 graffiti with a children’s book character, forgetting the existence of last names, having to slap the bags he stacks to level them out, marking his arms and hands with a stamper to check the settings instead of using a bag, carrying a knife with a six inch blade in a sheath on his belt to cut open bags instead of a small pocket knife and then losing it in public, backing a pickup halfway into a building even when it isn't raining and then having to duck his head under the ceiling while unloading it, and not understanding how a gas gage works.

He often tries to be helpful but usually ends up getting in the way. He leads a very sheltered life and as such is unable to respond to situations that require a measurable amount of courage. A brawny lad of ambiguous mass he weighs in at roughly 200 lbs despite eating a healthy diet of chicken wings and nutty buddies. He has proved to be an attractive figure to Uncle Byron who once tried to convince him to stick his “pee-pee” in a mouse trap. He is generally disliked however by the rest of the mill-men. This is largely do to his cocky attitude and overbearing presence which persist despite his lack of knowledge and common sense. No one mentions this stupidity though as his dad has a shoty.

Callen is believed to be one of the few modern worshippers of the old Sumerian god, Gi'Hassh, a name often rendered today as "Gosh". This is supported by his occasional utterances of "for Gosh sake" when distressed.

## Verbal quirks

Callen has a variety of quirks when it comes to words, and an assortment of catchphrases, similar to the once mill worker, Dawson. Callen's lingual oddities include:

* Pronouncing the name "Wes" as "Wez"
* Calling "Wheat bran", "Wheat brain"
* Saying the name "Morton" as "Morlnton"
* Saying "Let's get out of here" before traversing anywhere
* Reading road signs aloud as he passes them
* Saying "Aw nuts" along with other expletives when upset
* Mumbling to himself all day about nothing
TV Kids: The Official Album

## Plot

From its ambitious title to the cheery cover art -- **TV Kids: the Official Album** sends the message that it will show youngsters a good time. And the album does not disappoint. Shows like Yo Gabba Gabba! and *The SpongeBobtits* are just a few that are featured prominently on the album. Best of all, the tunes are simple, upbeat, amusing, and often educational.

## Track listings

1. Theme Song - The TV Kids Awesomeness Show
2. The TV Kids Bugs song
3. Theme Song (Let's All Come and Play) - Yo Gabba Gabba!
4. Theme Song (Come on and Dance) - The SpongeBobtits
5. Theme Song (Are You Ready to Play?) - Tweenies
6. Party in my Tummy - Yo Gabba Gabba!
7. Theme Song - Jack's Big Music Show
8. Theme Song - Wow Wow Wubbzy
9. We Like to Dance! - The SpongeBobtits
10. I like to Dance - Yo Gabba Gabba!
11. Mummy Rap - Vampirina
12. Theme Song (Who's got the Power?) - Super WHY!
13. Hold Still - Yo Gabba Gabba!
14. Hip Hip Hooray! - Super WHY!
15. Theme Song (Welcome to the Blue House) - Bear in the Big Blue House
16. Get the Sillies Out - Yo Gabba Gabba!
17. Living the Scream - Vampirina
18. Can You (Point your Fingers and do the Twist?) - The SpongeBobtits
19. The Name Game - Yo Gabba Gabba!
20. The Freeze Game - Yo Gabba Gabba!
21. Potty Chair - The SpongeBobtits
22. Dance Dance Party - Wow Wow Wubbzy
23. Have Fun Go Mad - Tweenies
24. Dance Megamix - Yo Gabba Gabba!
25. Fu-Gee-La - The SpongeBobtits
26. Goodbye Song - Bear in the Big Blue House
27. Say Goodnight - Bedtime Hour
Team S.T.U.P.I.D

**Team ST.U.P.I.D** is an alliance formed by Croix during TMG 8: "Mafia Mysteries" that currently consists of Jack, Straight Face Emoji, and himself. Miku was considered for the team but the plan never came to fruition.

S.T.U.P.I.D stands for "*Superior Tyrants, U'll Perish In Deliberation*".

## **Ranks**

* **Leader**
	+ Croix

* **Member**
	+ Jack
	+ Straight Face Emoji

## **Trivia**

* Jack was the first member of the alliance to be eliminated.
	+ Straight Face Emoji was eliminated next.
	+ Croix is currently the only one left in the alliance.
The Let's Go Show

**The Let's Go Show** is a block on TV Kids which airs on weekends.

## Premise

The Let's Go Show is designed to encourage preschoolers to ask questions and be curious about the world around them.

Presenters Kate and Nesselrode invite kids to imagine their way into new adventures. Each day's journeys provide lots of learning opportunities for young viewers -- through songs, crafts, and kid-friendly science experiments.

## Presenters

* Kate Sneddon - A British teenage girl who makes her friends happy by singing songs.
* Nesselrode (played by Jason Hopley) - A female duck puppet who is very spunky and loves to play the flute! However, she loves Kate and often mimics her actions in order to be just like her.
* Busdrew - Kate and Neselrode's cardboard Bus.

## Shows

* Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood
* Super WHY!
* Bluey
* The Lego Batman Show
* Strawberry Shortcake
* Do You Know?
* My Little Pony
* Bob the Builder
* Mister Maker
* Beat Bugs

## Trivia

* Nesselrode's puppet was previously seen in the Baby Einstein videos *Baby Van Gogh*, *Baby Dolittle*, and *Numbers Nursery*.
* Kate will appear on The Good Morning Show.
Eliza

Eliza is a herdswoman who has been a long time member of Jim Gorillion's 4Clovers club. She considers herself a livestock expert, while most who know her consider her clueless at best, and dangerous at worst. Her animal neglect once required a correction by the prince of piglets, Uncle Byron.

Living most her life afflicted with childhood obesity, Eliza has found it hard to make friends, as her girth, annoying voice, and overbearing personality leave most people repelled by her. Due in part to this shunning, Elizabeth is now in the midst of pursuing a career in law enforcement. It's unlikely that she'll pass the physical requirements for police academy entry.
Beta and Station

Beta and Station are two villages in the eastern part of Phult0n that may as well be the same place. The two towns are sometimes referred two as Sodom and Gomorrah due to their passing similarities to the Biblical hell holes. Between the two lives a cast of drug addicts, diddling preachers, corrupt officials, cat ladies, sodomites, and **drinkers**. Both towns are characterized by their small populations and lack of any real entertainment. They also share being the butt of most jokes made by the rural men when shit-talking Phult0n.

Beta is notable for having a very enthusiastic and arguably aggressive local sports culture, especially in regards to its high-school wrestling. The aforementioned sport is a favorite of dog bounty hunter, Uncle Byron. Jim Gorillion's 4H group is also headquartered in Beta.

Station, the larger of the two locations, has long been the home of The Reckoner .
TV Kids

**TV Kids**is an American free-to-air television channel aimed at young children aged 1 to 8. It launched on July 12th, 2019.

## Background

The channel was created, in part, to compete against Nick Jr (Nickelodeon) and Disney Junior (Disney Channel).

## History

The linear network officially launched on June 12, 2019, with a reach of around 16 million viewers (known as "Sproutlets"). *Yo Gabba Gabba!* was the first show to air on TV Kids. The multi-platform approach is designed to appeal to different viewing habits, with the linear channel focusing on variety, and the on-demand services focusing on instantaneous access to specific programs. The linear service is designed around dayparted stranded segments, featuring activities and other feature segments presented by on-air hosts. Some of these segments are designed to promote supplemental content (including activities and interactive features) on the TV Kids website.

TV Kids' scheduling also eschews the practice of combining multiple episodes of short-form children's series into a single half-hour episode with interstitial segments for U.S. broadcast, electing to air such programmes individually in their original format. Presenter Madeline "Finlee" Fretz explained that with this practice, "you get to sample a huge variety of material. You'll get all these smaller shows that translate into something bigger." The network is not advertising-supported.
You Know It's Autumn

## Lyrics

You Know It's Autumn

'cause it's dark when you get outta bed

You Know It's Autumn

When a Conker falls on your head!

You Know It's Autumn

When the weather starts to turn cool

You Know It's Autumn

When everyone goes back to school!

Birds Migrate

Hedgehogs Hibernate

Leaves turn Brown

and they all fall down

And every day

Nature's trying to say

The Summer is over

And Winter's on it's way!

You know it's Autumn

When the Farmers bring in all their crops

You Know It's Autumn

When the lights come in on the shops

And in October you'll be giving such a fright

Dressing up for Halloween

And in November they'll be Bonfire Nights

and Festival Lights

Birds Migrate

Hedgehogs Hibernate

Leaves turn Brown

and they all fall down

And every day

Nature's trying to say

The Summer is over

And Winter's on it's way!
Kira

Kira is a transwoman and former Phult0n resident. Once a strong young boy, Kira flipped the switch around 2013 when deciding to explore her more nurturing side brought out by her recently met boyfriend. Upon marrying the lank beta, the two moved into a haunted house. It was no ordinary haunting; Kira and her man described an apparition twirl its ghastly penis around its finger in a desk chair with its single hand. The same hand it used to make single phantom hand prints on the windows. After determining the property couldn't be cleansed, the two retreated down south and out of Phult0n for good.

### Military Service

It is suspected that Kira's unnatural strength, (which has remained in spite of transitioning) was the real initiator of destruction in the Khan Shaykhun chemical attack in Syria. The theory is that Kira was dropped off by her chairforce husband onto the ground where she manually set off the airstrike projectiles for control. It is also suspected that while on Uncle Sam’s nickel Kira was given enhancements to make her more female. These enhancements allowed her to make history as the first biological male to carry a child.
The time has come to say Goodnight (song)

This is a British children's song adapted from "I won't fight no more" by 1930s band the Willing. It is sung by TV Kids' Maddie Fretz and includes sleep-related clips of shows.

## Lyrics

The Time has come to say Goodnight

To say Sleep Tight until the Morning light

Oh, the time has come to say goodnight

It's the end of a lovely day

We've had so much fun today

Tomorrow's just a dream away

But now it's time to say Goodnight

at the end of a lovely day

Goodnight
Jerry

Jerry is the owner of the Injun Hill, rhythm guitarist of Hand Who, and host of the Happy Hippie Dippie Hour. Appearing all the way back in the past century, Jerry has garnered notoriety in the Phult0n  area over the past 30 years; becoming in time its greatest living celebrity. Hosting one of two successful hillbilly music radio shows, the control Jerry has mustered in the niche is at this point undeniable. A good example of his power would be his propelling the pimento cheese meme into local popularity alongside Bailey Bueller. Jerry also commands a large cult like following that he controls with the power of his voice. Though largely peaceful his raw power is considered a threat by other big time players in Phult0n. Jerry's closest friends are found in his so-called "Inner circle", and they often attend his semi-annual festivities. With most of his gigs cancelled throughout the rough 20th, Jerry's free time was largely devoted to running a refuge for a hillbilly clan newly camped on his property.
Hog 22

Hog #22, also known as Precious, is a domestic hog and Uncle Byron’s most prized pig. Byron is known to refuse any offer of people asking to buy #22, describing the porker as the best piece of ass he ever had. Byron and #22 are so close in fact that he could even identify the hog just by a rectal photograph. #22 was given the nickname Precious, by Byron, as a suckling piglet so pink and precious that a grown man could be brought to tears. Despite often having a chafed anus, #22 is still extremely loyal and is always the first hog to come running at the sound of Byron’s morning hog call.
TV Kids Compilation Videos

## The Ultimate Party Collection

* You & Me - A Colorful Adventure
* Jack's Big Music Show - Mel's Super Swell Dance Party
* Wow Wow Wubbzy - The Big Birthday Mystery
* The Wiggles - Marty Party
* Blue's Clues - Blue's Birthday
* Tweenies - Fizz's Birthday
* Zoom - #507
* Yo Gabba Gabba! - Birthday

## The Ultimate Summer Collection

* You & Me - You, Me, and a Monster of the Sea
* Chris and Pui's Show Me, Show Me - Seaside Summer Special
* Wow Wow Wubbzy - Walden on the Beach
* The Wiggles - Fun at the Beach
* Blue's Clues - Pool Party
* Tweenies - Summer
* Zoom - #336
* Yo Gabba Gabba! - Summer

## The Ultimate Christmas Collection

* Show Me, Show Me - Winter Special
* Wow Wow Wubbzy - The Super Special Gift
* The Wiggles - Tick Tock, Tick Tock
* Blue's Clues - Blue's First Holiday
* Tweenies - White Christmas
* Yo Gabba Gabba! - Christmas

## Musical Mornings

* Show Me Show Me - Funnels and Sirens
* Wow Wow Wubbzy - Who Needs School?
* The Wiggles - Haircut
* Blue's Clues - What Does Blue Want to Build?
* CBeebies - Shapes and Colours
* Tweenies - Crocodile Tears
* Yo Gabba Gabba! - Move
Masculinity in Phult0n

Phult0n is home to some interesting conceptions of masculinity. It could be argued that the area is ruled by a hypermasculine culture - glorifying hard work and fucking in particular. Jakob Handstrength is generally considered the area's male ideal, between his apetite for work and 8 1/2 inch swinger. However, physicality doesn't always contribute towards masculinity. Despite Callen's many years spent working at the old mill, he is considered one of the biggest bitches in Phult0n. Similarly, dirt bikers, while certainly risk-takers, are considered by some to be juvinile.

Masculinity in Phult0n isn't without its more tender aspects. In some circles, circle-jerks between boys are considered harmless, and nothing more than harmless memory making, although some more conservative voices may object to such behavior.
Sonny's Camp Spot

Sonny's Camp Spot is a trailer park located near Northern Phult0n. It is a desirable spot to both the poorer citizens of Phult0n, who consider the site a beautiful resort, and to upper-class outsiders who consider the spot a prime rural retreat. It functions almost as a small community and home away from home for many residents. It is a favored location of Jimbo , the scion of Ralph's wire bending empire, as he never misses an opportunity to camp there. The lake in the center of the resort is a regular dumping ground of golf cart batteries and cigarette ash. It is unknown how this affects the local flora and fauna but the campground still manages to attract visitors. The campsite's golf course also proves a thorn in the side of Kusz, who frequently finds stray golf balls in his field which lies next to the resort.
White lightning

A home brewed liquor with a high alcohol content. It’s smell is often compared to Gasoline. It is a favorite of certain Phult0n residents. It is supposedly used a medicinal cure all by some locals.It is so powerful Ball Crushing A is known to use it despite her hatred of other forms of alcohol. Jerry supposedly uses a vaporized form of it in conjunction with hidden phrases in his song Campin to condition members of his cult.
Roger “The Dodger” Cortes

Roger “The Dodger“ Cortes is a known cock fighter in Phult0n. He is known to stop by The Old Mill in order to pick up feed for his fighting birds. He gained his nickname “The Dodger” due to his ability to evade the law despite the public knowledge of his activities. He had planned to get into the dog fighting business by partnering with Londan so they could kidnap and enter Dawson’s dog Zeus, in the fights. This plan was shattered when Dawson had Zeus neutered leaving Roger with only his birds.
Giant Acorn

The giant acorn was a acorn Cork once found while walking in a local park. What set the acorn apart from others was it’s remarkable size. Cork claimed it was the largest acorn he had seen and was quite impressed with it. It shows just how impressive the acorn was if a man as in touch with nature as Coek is could marvel at it.
Wade

Wade is the eccentric uncle of Yeshua and Line, who currently resides in Station. He's a generally witty and honest American, who, despite his patriotism, has an obsession with England and English culture. This has caused some tension between him and the city workers of Station, as he once tried to fly the Union Jack in his culdesac turf, and because of Wade's refusal to drive on the right side of the road. He's rarely spotted about without his scarf and plaid flat cap.
The Old Bastards

The Old Bastards is the name for the core group which frequents and or works around the Phult0n feed mill. Many members are frequently in contact with local important man, Uncle Byron - though he isn't considered an ally. Many of them are farmers after planting their fields come in to the mill to sit and drink coffee and read the newspaper.

Their theme is the following:
Mister Maker

**Mister Maker** is a British preschool television series commissioned by Michael Carrington at the BBC for CBeebies. The series launched in 2007 and also airs on BBC One and BBC Two. In the United States and Latin America the series airs on the Discovery Familia network, dubbed in Spanish and in Portuguese in Brazil. In Canada, the series airs on Treehouse TV. To date three series have been commissioned from The Foundation. It also airs in Australia on ABC2.

## Show Link

Mister Maker is an imaginative arts and crafts show for pre-schoolers which teaches and entertains in fun and imaginative ways.
Mister Maker is a real life character who gets inspiration to make art from everything around him. Set in his own fantasy art room that he has created, prepare to expect the unexpected as pictures, objects and things that he has made come to life. Do you want to know how to make a permanent sandcastle? Or how to make alien eyes in under a minute? Mister Maker shows you all this and more in each episode.

Packed full of stimulating ideas that can be brought to life at home; viewers can follow Mister Maker's journey throughout each show as he explains great art techniques and makes fantastic things you’ll want to keep. Watch his friends, The Shapes, pose a visual puzzle and guess what giant picture the studio kids are making today.
Jakob HandStrength

Often described as the manliest man in Phult0n, Jakob is known for his barnyard demeanor and his 8 1/2 inch cock. He works hard and is confident in his ability to put food on the table. He enjoys bull riding but only if the bull has a ballsack as big as his. Even though he only has one testicle he is still the manliest man around leading some to question what he would be like if he had both. Jakob is never seen without a mouthful of chew which he prefers to deposit on the floor of Walmart next to the old Roy dog food.

He is often critical of other men and their lives generally thinking that he can do what they do only better. He does however seem to enjoy the company as he often invites himself to tag along even when he isn’t wanted. Despite often being an ass he is generally polite to women often ending his sexual liaisons with a tip of his hat and a “nice doing business with you”. This polite attitude could be explained by his desire to not get in trouble for any damage he might have accidentally caused with his 8 1/2 in cock.

## Marriage

Jakob finally decided to settle down and get hitched. His bride to be is the envy of all the females in the area despite her having to pay the ultimate price to make him an honest man. Due to the size of Jakob’s cock, prolonged exposure to it has caused her eyes to be permanently crossed. His bride has inevitability become pregnant, as the body of any woman frequently in his presence will instinctively reject any birth control in order to carry his offspring. Always a showman, Jake often hosts "bondfires" and shop parties at his new homestead. The married life hasn't worn any on old Jakob, and he still gladly accepts any jobs headed his way.
Jim Curly

Jim Curly is a convicted killer and former resident of Phult0n where he served as an unofficial enforcer for Roy Mueller. He was useful to Roy since he wasn’t a member of the P.P.D and could therefore easily sneak around the cornfields and backroads without the badge giving him away. When Roy needed a shindig broken up or an underground wine tasting shut down without to much attention, Curly was the man for the job. He would kidnap the suspected drinker and threaten them back onto the sober path. Unfortunately the responsibility and the power that came with it eventually drove Curly to madness. He ended up kidnapping and killing a sober women, forcing Roy to hunt down his former partner. The incident was known as Roy’s great failure as due to the public’s negative response to Curly’s actions he was forced to allocate extra manpower several days later to stop the maniac. This shift in manpower resulted in him being unable to stop a  rambunctious bonfire party in the western part of Phult0n. Curly was eventually caught and as an act of vengeance for his part in the failure to stop the bonfire as well as the murder he received the death penalty.
Collie

Collie is Dawson’s cousin and next door neighbor. While Dawson was born with a body fit for a crash test dummy, Collie was less well-endowed, and is stuck resembling a 14 year old for the rest of his life. Always disliked for his annoying behavior, Collie became particularly bothersome to Dawson after he moved into the house on 08. Many of Collie’s hoodlum activities were then directed towards Dawson, including vandalizing his truck, disrupting the peace with a megaphone, and entering Dawson’s spooky home while he was away.

After Dawson threatened to beat him up, Collie fucked off for a good long while. Since reengaging with Dawson in recent times, Collie has backflipped onto Dawson’s head, attempted to ruin Dawson’s 4th of July shindig, and has revealed that he’s attracted to his own sister.
Paige

A local cowhand and by some accounts succubus from Phult0n. She generally shows interest in things that undergo lactation, ejaculation, and fermentation. Known for her insatiable appetite of men and occasionally women she once drew the attention of Ball Fondling B much to the chagrin of his mother. They had a rivalry for a long time with B’s mother believing she was trying to seduce her son despite the fact that she showed no interest in him. Since then she was on a rotating door of partners until she fell for a hairy goat man from the east.

They began dating and she seemed to have relaxed and not dependent on alcohol fueled sessions of dick stroking and pussy fiddling until they broke up launching her back to her old habits. She has since taken on the new mating tactic of working with a group of other females to overwhelm larger prey.

## Journey West

Paige eventually managed to live out her dream of being a real cowgirl instead of just the sex position when she moved out west as a professional cow wrangler. The clean western air seems to have helped her down the path of self improvement as she has traded in alcohol for an all natural Native American nasal cleanser.

## Return to Phult0n

While in out west Paige kept company with a cowboy who apparently”drank like a Navajo”. This eventually drove Paige to return to Phult0n. Upon her return to Phult0n Paige decided to change career paths by becoming a long haul trucker doubtless in an effort to hook up with lonely filling station attendants and truckers. During this time she caught the attention of Duke Semin, a local concrete worker. They briefly dated but Paige ended it after realizing what concrete will do to you.

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Sawford Historical Center

The Sawford Historical Center is an attraction found in Phult0n, designed to entertain and educate visitors about the area's early history. It's namesake originates from the notorious "old man" Lester Sawford, a door-to-door peddler who made his fortune selling shoddy furniture to rural Phult0nites, on the basis of it's "factory ingenuity".

While the attraction can be a fun romp, some aspects undermine it's reputation as a historically authentic experience. Namely the Indian village cobbling together elements of various non-native cultures, and the "creation" of a 1920s village block, which turned out to be a set piece from The Andy Griffith Show purchased at a soundstage auction. The business was also once swindled by Uncle Byron, who sold the center a group of low quality swine claiming that they were heritage hogs.
Hamton Pig

Hamton's the best friend for life of Buster and Plucky in the entire show. He was originally voiced by the late Don Messick on the original classic *Tiny Toon Adventures* and is now voiced by Billy West in the reboot and video game series as well.

## Hamton Pig

### 1st appeared

*The Looney Beginning* (original classic season 1 episode)

### Television Shows

*Tiny Toon Adventures*
*All-New Tiny Toon Adventures*

### Movies

*Tiny Toon Adventures*: *How I Spent My Vacation*
*Tiny Toon Adventures*: *Spring Break Special*
*Tiny Toon Adventures*: *Night Ghoulry*
*All-New Tiny Toon Adventures*: *How I Spent my Winter Vacation*
*All-New Tiny Toon Adventures*: *The Motion Picture*

### Voiced By

Don Messick (1926-1997)
Billy West (1998-Present)

### Video Games

*All-New Tiny Toon Adventures*: *ACME Disaster Strikes'*

### Age

13 Years Old
Later 14 Years Old
Ball Grabbing M

The less subtle sister of Ball Crushing A and the aunt of Ball Fondling B. Like her sister she has a desire to protect her family from the host of sinners that live in Phult0n and the inebriating beverages they indulge in. Her family‘s honor is very important to her and she’ll stand up to anyone who even smiles in their direction. Even when she might not be able to touch some “punk little son’s of bitches” herself she is more than willing to find someone who can.
Pig's Ass

Pig's Ass is one of the northmost villages of Phult0n where the date the village was founded is a greater number than that of the population. The cornerstones of the village are the gas station and the barbershop. The first because it brings in the greatest revenue of any business in town, and the barbershop because it is a popular spot for gossip among the old Phult0n farmers. Jerry's celebrity profile is especially high in Pig's Ass as a result of his living nearby to the village. The townsfolk are frequent customers of the nearby US is Funny Diner . The Pig's Ass community is unusually hostile towards fun, pranks and ding-dong-ditching in particular, as some fools have come to learn.

Some of the town's notable citizens include:

* Chet - The local barber and a born schemer. Chet often considers side hustles in addition to running the barbershop such as starting a liquor bar and going into a pew renting business with Ralph.
* George - A gold owner who is known to drive around a truck with a wall poster of Geronimo on its tailgate. The poster is in perfect condition despite years of harsh Phult0n climates working to destroy it.
* Eastern Phult0n Elvis

## Financial Troubles

The Rough '20th hit Pig's Ass harder than most areas. The Plump Pig was a popular pizza shop and liquor bar, which struggled to stay staffed over that period. It was ultimately closed when Line quit his job as a delivery driver and swiftly killed the small, local business.

The Red, White & Booze bar also shut down due to constantly being short staffed. Though, throughout it's period of business, there were often complaints about the establishments ambiance, which was claimed to resemble that of a school gymnasium. This complaint stemmed from the restaurant's overly bright overhead lights.
Millie and Todd

Millie and Todd are a couple of folk musicians, stationed out of west Phult0n. Driven by keyboard and brass, Millie and Todd's songs generally feature quaint, nostalgic, and occasionally Hitlerian lyrics, pulled straight from the old European song book. Unlike many performers, Millie and Todd are able to support a lavish lifestyle full of studio lights, tour buses, and Todd's Mnt Dew based diet.

Despise their success abroad, Jerry still remains the undisputed king of folk in Phult0n, much to the annoyance of Millie. This may be due in part to Todd and Millie's exclusivity. While Jerry will play to anyone who'll listen, the couple rarely perform to smaller audiences or jam with casual players. Millie's bubbly persona on-screen is merely a façade, masking years of pessimism developed in the music industry and an indifference to anyone's life but her own.
Londan

A local bearded man who despite his white background resembles an Arab. He is known for his strange sexual desires and tendencies such as an attraction to the elderly, animals and inanimate objects. He is also a masochist as he gets pleasure from various painful acts even at the expense of his own well being although he never seems to have any lasting damage. He even goes as far as to enjoy severe beatings and shoving large, often sharp or scalding objects into his rectum. He also seems to have a degree of attraction to former president Barack Obama as he uses a T-shirt with his face on it as a cum rag when he pleasures himself. He also seems to posses a degree of supernatural abilities as he can appear without warning any time something even remotely sexual or erotic happens. Even if the event in question isn’t sexual Londan can figure out a way to make it sexual or creepy. Londan made a habit out of groping the gonads of Dawsons dog Zeus. This continued until Dawson had Zeus’s balls removed, frustrating Londan. Still grieving, Londan recovered the severed scrotum and testicles and after a failed attempt to reattach them, placed them in a jar. He currently uses the testicles as a form of stress relief. If he starts to hyperventilate when under extreme pressure such as being unable to secure funds for a missions trip, he places the balls in his mouth while he inhales.

Despite this few people in Phult0n seem to be able to see Londan as he is. He puts on a well meaning and innocent demeanor that fools most people into thinking he is nothing more than mildly quirky. His mother in particular seems particularly taken in by this act. Only a few people can see past this to his real self. It is uncertain but there maybe a connection between him and Uncle Byron as both are perverts.
Black Bird

Black Bird is a Native American Witch Doctor and enemy of Dawson. Although it’s hard to say exactly what he’s into, his rituals seem to involve butane and tungsten. He once tried to perform one in Dawson’s house purportedly involving an out of body experience. Before he could finish the ghost of Dawson’s grandmother returned giving Dawson the strength and rage to expel the confused Native from the property.
Old Mill Treasures

Over the years, the Old Mill has been the home of many treasures significant to the older folks of Phult0n.

## Undisputed Treasures

* Kusz's Pike's Peak coin - An object of Kusz's that was once at home in the old office. Currently possessed by Yeshua.
* The Ten Cent Cube - A clear cube with ten pennies inside of it, all in mint condition and dated to 1975. Currently owned by Line.
* Donkey Postcard - A postcard sent by a friend of the mill that depicts four donkeys serving as the "board of directors". Currently owned by Line.
* Kusz's Diamonds - This was a bag of horse turds that Kusz kept around, claiming he'd turn them into diamonds one day with enough heat and pressure.
* Vintage Posters - Dozens of vintage feed posters are displayed throughout the mill, most of which are difficult to find today.

## Disputed Treasures

Items that aren't always recognized as significant like the undisputed treasures.

* The Smoke Stick - For years, an old fire extinguisher sat unused in the mill warehouse long after everybody had forgotten what it was. It was eventually rediscovered and removed by the fire safety workers who deemed the object hazardous.
* Cat Mummy - During Big Dan's renovations, a mummified cat was unearthed in the mill's depths. The mummification occured naturally due to the extreme dry conditions the body laid in. The cat was possibly a victim of Kusz's wrath.
* The Safe - For almost 50 years, the safe in the old office was used daily by the workers. It remained in the building after it's use ended, along with a cabinet full of old documents and orders dating to the 70s. Line owns one such book. Big Dan had the safe removed from where it long stood, and it has since been buried under several tons of stone and concrete in the mill's basement.
Uncle Byron

Uncle Byron is a notorious dog trucker and hog fucker in Phult0n. He is one of the area's top authority figures, only lower on the totem pole to Roy "won't stop a teen girl killer" Mueller. Byron is a hog farmer in addition to being a prolific hog fucker, though neither life path explains why he is often spotted loitering around Phult0n highschool buildings. He also seems to be fond of strong young boys. He also like kneecaps especially on strong young boys. He also likes women particularly joggers as they tend to be “ sloppy and wet”.
He is used to getting his own way and has a lot of power within Phult0n. The reason for this maybe that people don’t feel like dealing with him so they simply give him what he wants or they may fear any damage done to the rectums of their livestock. When sodomizing a swine he lets out a mighty hog call that echos through the fields of Phult0n. He uses it to let the hogs know he’s in charge and the people of Phult0n generally think no more of it than a bird call. One of his favorite activities is to stuff his anus with corn and walk through the hog pens naked to get ass rooted out.

Despite his sexual tastes Byron does seem to have some genuine affection for his hogs as he gives his  favored chosen preferential treatment and even went so far as to liberate some he had previously sold from a slaughterhouse. This may have however been due to the fact that he just couldn’t let some perfectly good hog ass go.
Gang-bangers

Gang-bangers, more colloquially known as "n!ggers", are a group of dark people that infest the areas surrounding Phult0n . They generally carry a bad reputation within the land of Phult0n due to their poor work ethic, stench, and

   incomprehensible speech. Gang-bangers are known to enjoy fried chicken, watermelon, welfare checks, beep bop music, and railing fat white women; a master n!gger trick is to approach any fat white woman and tell her "girl u a 9" - The method works 7 out of 10 times.

Gang-bangers are a rare thing to spot inside the borders of Phult0n but can seen during "dark" hours dancing in the moonlight. May Gun is suspected to have smuggled one or two of them into the area.
Crazy Sherry

Crazy Sherry is an elderly Phult0n native, who is a frequent customer of the old mill. She's notorious for her habit of endlessly chatting about nothing, and the eclectic contents of her truck, which could be anything, from ancient electronics to forest clippings. Kusz used to get a kick out of Sherry's laugh, which Yeshua compared to a witches.
Trollsherego

Trollsherego is a large city to the east of **Phult0n**. Commonly known as "The Ass City", the area contrasts greatly with the down home style of Phultinian  living spaces. The area is sometimes referred to as a concrete jungle - both because of Trollsherego's wild nature and because of the look of the city's main inhabitants .
Trollsherego is home to two people: Good people, and "gangbangers"
Good people try to get on with their lives as best they can in an industrially obsolete and failing city but ultimately they are subserviant to the gangbangers and their illegally obtained firearms. It could be said that the good people live in terror of the gangbangers.

World traveller and all-you-can-eat buffet enthusiast, May Gun, has moved in and out of Trollsherego numerous times. By the grace of being a relative of Ralph, she has managed to make calls in the past boiling down to
"Grandpa I'm scared! I don't want to live in the city anymore!"

Though at the end of the day, it would be hard to blame her for feeling that way. As Uncle Byron once famously said about Trollsherego: "Ain't nothin' in that place but whores and n!ggers."
The Gray Truck

The Gray Truck is a phantom that lurks the Phult0n highways. It is the ghost of a once great male nurses aid and the gray truck his boyfriend once bought him, and that he later totaled. The spirit will lock onto a random driver and attempt to run them off the road multiple times over the span of a few weeks. The curse which comes with these attempts is that a wreck will never result in the drivers death, but instead rack up thousands of dollars worth of damage and debt in their living name.

Taytay was targeted by the ghost on more than one occasion, presumably because of the shared line of work the two engaged in at the time of the haunting.
Hand Who

### Information

Hand Who is the most successful and long running continuous band to come out of Phult0n. It has always been led by Jerry and has always included bass player, Donny and the fiddler known by the mononym **"Granny"** . Surrounding them is a revolving door of varying talent. They are active live and talks of recording a new cassette has been on the table from 2008 to 2019.

### Members

**Hand Who 3:**

Jerry - rhythm guitar

Donny - upright bass

Granny - fiddle

**Additional:**

Jimothy - mandolin

Randger  - banjer

Doren (no relation to Thorin) - banjo

Line - mandolin

Neil Naziman - banjo

Gabe - lead guitar

Uncle Elmo - washtub bass

Tammy Damnit - washboard, various hollering noises

Slick Rick - roady, various hollering noises
Mrs. Gristly

Mrs. Gristly is a resident of Phult0n known for her massive girth which surpasses even other large whales like May Gun and The Hefty Whore of Hillsdell. She is so large that her size greatly impedes her mobility causing her to use an electric wheelchair. Her favorite hobbies include sitting motionless in front of her apartment and ordering food from her favorite pizza place. Due her weight her personal hygiene has been affected and it is suspected that she uses the pizza boxes as a makeshift toilet.
The US is Funny Diner

The US is Funny Diner, known commonly as the US Funny, is a Pakistani embassy building and diner located in northern Phult0n. The diner side is tolerant of Phult0ninians and regularly hosts jam sessions led by Jerry and involving his cult members. The service is well regarded as being prompt and courteous.
Ralph

Ralph is a machine worker and inventor.

## Information

Ralph was a brilliant mind as a child with a talent for mechanics and like so many others in the area, music. His musical talents might have rivaled Jerry’s if not for his mechanical passion and a soulless music executive. Ralph is also known as creating a perpetual motion machine that he uses to power his inventions indefinitely. In order to search for a perfect wire bender Ralph explored the multiverse and has come to the conclusion that he himself is the baseline Ralph or the Ralph-Prime, the ralphest Ralph. The Other Ralphs out there all posses variations of his different traits but none of them are as well rounded as he himself.

   Despite being a major player in Phult0n he prefers to put his knowledge to use perfecting his wire bending business. However his drive to perfect wire bending often throws him into bigger issues not only in the local area but also globally and even trans dimensionally. Despite his numerous ideas he often tends to over complicate matters and has been known to not fully grasp the gravity of situations. Ralph is also very spry for his age and is not above engaging in fisticuffs when the need arises. He also regularly attended the church where Reverend Bryce preached until they had a disagreement over White Castles sliders with Ralph maintaining they were greasy.

Ralph is a patriotic American and a firm capitalist having created his own successful business under the free market. He is also a big believer in the American auto industry. His success and work ethic sometimes make him the target of local moochers including Taytay and May Gun, who attempt to con him out of money.

Ralph is often known to drop nuggets of wisdom in his day to day speech for those that will listen including

* “She’s a dumb bastard”
* “You see you’re not supposed to speed in the right lane like I’m doing now”
* “We can get Haggard on the way back”
* “You just like the frosting eh? Well next time I’ll just bring frosting”
* “No and I don’t want any damn Bitcoin either”
* “9 out of 10 people that live here are good people, they live in TERROR of the gangbangers”.
Jed Ham

Jed Ham is a radio personality currently wallowing in the obscure Phult0n market. Way back in the last century, he began his career on the Trollsherego airwaves, dividing his time between disc-jockeying and standup. Declining popularity eventually forced Jed to abandon the city in pursuit of a country station gig in middle-Phult0n, which he later retired from.

Boredom after retirement eventually motivated Jed to start his own show hosting locally known groups and musical artists from Phult0n; none of which are of any note apart from Jerry, possibly Jed's biggest guest in his entire career.
Garla Redenbacher

Garla Redenbacher is a vampiric hag, enemy of Ralph and distant relative of Orville Redenbacher. She takes the appearance of a little old lady with evil glowing eyes and an abnormally large and toothy smile. She is known to prowl the streets of Phult0n at night feasting on the blood of those who cross her path. A common tactic of hers is to hide in drains and pop out to attack passers by. As Jerry says “you gotta watch out for the old hag”. It is unknown how she came to be as she is but she is known to have been a part of the Redenbacher popcorn family.

Her reign of terror was brought to an end due to the combined efforts of Ralph and Jerry. The two managed to imprison her in a cage made of silver crosses.

## Powers and Abilities

Superhuman Speed- Despite her aged appearance Garla possesses unnatural speed that she uses to quickly catch her prey.

Size Manipulation- Garla is able to alter her size in order to fit in small spaces where she can ambush prey.

Shape Shifting- She can alter her shape and appearance including being able to transform into a mist to move quickly through tight areas.

## Weaknesses

Garlic- Like the classic depiction of vampires, Garla despises garlic

Silver- Silver is one of the few substances that can harm Garla on contact

Holy Items- The presence of holy items such as Crucifixes will weaken Garla and prevent her from using her abilities. An example of this is when she was imprisoned in a cage made of silver crosses which prevented her from escaping by turning into mist.
Helen Isae Buzzkill, P.P.D.

Have you or a loved one ever been a victim of a victimless crime? Rest easy civilians knowing that Helen Buzzkill of the Phult0n Police Department is on the case. Non-doers beware - Helen Buzzkill will stop any fun, any time, any place. She'll do it nine times as effectively too, provided she has a deputy and the K-9 unit to back her up.

No nook of Phult0n is safe from the officer's watchful eye. Be it on private property or behind the gates of the Phult0n fair, Helen Buzzkill will touch any punk-son-of-a-bitch that needs touchin'. So don't cry to mommy when this cop gets in your way. Be the wiser man and cry to your mommy to tattle on some traitors and assure that justice prevails.

Help or not, the law will stand, and Helen Buzzkill will be its bringer. Through thick and thin, tough and easy, piss puddles and broken beer bottles, Helen will always find strength in knowing the risk is all just a part of putting on the uniform.
The Tiffany Fisher Artist Wiki

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 The Hatchlings of Colorful Island | Major Characters: Bluejay Nick, Kaitlin, Hyp, Madison, Rainbow, Wade, Snowball, Quacky, Isabella, Shelby, Unihatch, Iris, Ishe, Sonya, Flame, Ezekiel

Hatchlings: Vincent, Will, Samantha, Arianna, Zoe, Luca, Beatrice, Lily
Bird Island Residents: Poppy, Willow, Dahlia, Gale, Ruby, Edward, Judge Peckinpah, Pinky, Ella, Mime, Cyrus, Alex, Brad, Tony, Eva, Carol, Rebecca, Noah
Piggy Island Residents: Leonard, Ross, Courtney, Garry, Corporal Pig, Foreman Pig, Chef Pig, Minion Pigs (Monty, Simon, Elliot, Olly, Quincy, Bubba, Oinky)

Angry Birds: Tiffany: Angry Birds Edition, Tiffany: Angry Birds Edition 2, The Cosmic Castaways
Ball Crushing A

The overbearing and controlling mother of Ball Fondling B and sister of Ball Grabbing M. Despite the families long winded lectures on personal responsibility she is desperate to protect her adult son from the sins of alcohol and the women who tempt him with it. Although she hates most forms of alcohol she does accept white lightning because of its medicinal properties. She will go to any lengths to protect her son from the dangers of mikes hard lemonade and free spirited blondes even if it means taking his balls and locking him in away. Her control over her son has grown exponentially as it can now overcome even his desire to procreate. She had extreme mutual animosity towards Paige due to her belief that she returned B’s affections. This aroused her jealousy as she refused to believe that there was room in his life for more than one dominating woman.

She has managed to recruit most if not all of the Phult0n Law Enforcement to her cause of shutting down and wild parties or other threats that could lead her family off the sober path.
Weekday Afternoon Live 2

## Plot Summary

In this direct sequel installment to the original classic season 3 episode, *Weekday Afternoon Live*, Buster Babs show everybody 3 different short episodes.

### *The Duck Who Got Himself in Super Big Trouble*

Ralph and Maria  forbid Plucky to watch the a spooky horror movie, Vampire Clowns at Buster's sleepover party.

When he disobeys and watches it anyhow, it terrifies him more than anything that he can't fall asleep, forcing Ralph and Maria to step in and teach him about the difference between fantasy and reality.

### *Welcome Back to Happy World Land*

The entire class of Acme Looniversity goes on a charter bus trip to Happy World Land.

### *Hamton's Difficult Problem*

Hamton becomes embarrassed and upset right after he farts right into a microphone right in front of the entire audience.