Nestor misbehaves at Books A Million/Transcript

## Transcript

**Nestor**: Lauren, can we pretty please go to Books A Million, Pretty Please?!

**Lauren**: No, Nestor. I know what will it happen is something is not age-appropriate for you. I offer you something else but you throw a huge temper tantrum over total drama. You need to understand that learning to be age-appropriate is not an option. Avoiding and giving up on age-inappropriate stuff is needed too.

**Nestor**: But I will not get an age-inappropriate book this time and I swear on it. Please, Lauren, so, can we Go, Pretty Please?!

**Lauren**: OK, Alright, yes, yeah, no problem, sure thing, sure, fine, we will now go. But like I said the Special Agent Oso DVDs you chose to be age appropriate. and Another thing, No Books while you are Currently Banned from Reading All David Books.

**Nestor**: *(When they leave the House, and they finally also got into Books A Million, and then, he picked David Gets In Trouble that he's holding a book for Fun.)* I want to get this book.

Lauren: Sorry Nestor, You Cannot Get David Gets in Trouble because it is Banned, you are Not Getting that Book including No David Books.

Nestor: But i Really Also Wanted to Get this Book.

**Lauren**: Nestor, you cannot always get David Gets In Trouble, because it is also banned! You are not also allowed to always read the David Gets in Trouble books!

**Nestor**: You are now joking once again! Right, Lauren?

**Lauren**: No! You actually need to always get more appropriate DVDs and you also need to always choose something different to always Watch. How about you get a Special Agent Oso DVD? Those DVDs are better, and you're never also banned from Special Agent Oso!

**Nestor**: But, Lauren, I also want David Gets In Trouble, it's always one of my Favorite books!

**Lauren**: I said no, Nestor! the No David books are always getting you in Big trouble, so either get Special Agent Oso or nothing!

**Nestor the Tony Tornado Crazy Boyfriend Teeth Guy (screams at his Mom Very Loudly)**: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU FUCKING PLAY FUCKING HOUSE FUCKING DISNEY FUCKING DIRTY FUCKING BITCH FUCKING ASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING DILDO FUCKING ASS FUCKING TWAT! I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING STUPID FUCKING ASS FUCKING SPECIAL FUCKING AGENT FUCKING OSO FUCKING DVDs! I FUCKING WANT DAVID GETS IN FUCKING TROUBLE AND THAT'S FUCKING FINAL, YOU FUCKING **RETARDED PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT**! YOU FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMN PLAY FUCKING HOUSE FUCKING DISNEY MUNO FOOFA BROBEE TOODEE PLEX DJ FUCKING LANCE MOOSE ZEE FUCKING KAMAL FUCKING KAMAL FUCKING RAHULL FUCKING KAMAL FUCKING KHAN QUINCY PO FUCKING CO FUCKING YO PATO ELLY LOULA CHRIS FUCKING MCLEAN FUCKING TONY FUCKING TORNADO FUCKING CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHO FUCKING RAGING FUCKING KID FUCKING BOY FUCKING BOY FUCKING FRIEND AND FUCKING FAT FUCKING KID FUCKING UNCLE JOHNNY AND THE FUCKING SPRITES GWEN MOTHER FUCKING NATURE DJ FUCKING LANCE FUCKING ASS FUCKING BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING CUNT FUCKING PUSSY!

**Lauren**: NESTOR! DON'T FUCKING CUSS AT ME YOU FUCKING HOLD THE FUCKING YO FUCKING GABBA FUCKING GABBA FUCKING CRYING ON YO FUCKING GABBA FUCKING GABBA YOU FUCKING YO FUCKING GABBA FUCKING GABBA FUCKING NATHAN FUCKING RABIN FUCKING DRUGS FUCKING CRYING FUCKING ASS FUCKING BITCH!

**Nestor**: I FUCKING WANT DAVID GETS IN FUCKING TROUBLE! I FUCKING WANT DAVID GETS IN FUCKING TROUBLE! I FUCKING WANT IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW! **YOU'RE A FUCKING COCKSUCKING FUCKING SKANK AND A FUCKING BITCH FUCKING ASS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING NASTY FUCKING CUNT FUCKING BITCH WHO FUCKING LOVES TO FUCKING SLAP PLAY FUCKING HOUSE FUCKING DISNEY IN THE FUCKING FACE FOR FUCKING FUN YOU FUCKING DILDO MOMMY**!

**Lauren**: NESTOR, I FUCKING SAID NO! DON’T FUCKING CALL ME A FUCKING DILDO! YOU ARE NOT FUCKING GETTING DAVID GETS IN FUCKING TROUBLE AND THAT'S FUCKING FINAL! NOW STOP FUCKING CUSSING! YOU FUCKING NEED TO SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP, OR I WILL SMACK THE EVER-LIVING FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU! SO, YOU FUCKING NEED TO FUCKING SHUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING MOUTH FUCKING UP YOU FUCKING DILDO!

**Nestor**: I FUCKING HAVE A FUCKING BETTER IDEA, LAUREN, HOW ABOUT WE GO ACROSS THE FUCKING STREET TO FUCKING BUY SOME FUCKING CONDOMS, FUCKING DRUGS, AND FUCKING TAMPONS, BECAUSE WE FUCKING SHOULD AT LEAST BE FUCKING SAFE IF YOU'RE GONNA FUCK ME LAUREN!

**Lauren**: NESTOR!

**Nestor**: OH, SO YOU FUCKING WANNA FUCK ME? WELL, OK, THEN, GO THE FUCKING FUCK AHEAD MOM, FUCK ME! FUCK ME RIGHT HERE IN BOOKS-A-FUCKING-MILLION! FUCK ME, FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!

**Lauren**: NESTOR, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING LEARN THAT FUCKING WORD FROM? WE ARE FUCKING HERE IN BOOKS-A-FUCKING-MILLION AND THAT'S FUCKING WHY YOU ARE FUCKING NOT FUCKING GETTING SOME FUCKING SPECIAL FUCKING AGENT FUCKING OSO FUCKING DVDS, SO, SHAME THE FUCK ON YOU, NESTOR FUCKING ERICK FUCKING DAVIDSON, THE FUCKING DIRTY FUCKING TWAT!

**Nestor**: OH, SO YOU FUCKING DON'T FUCKING WANNA FUCK ME? I'LL FUCK BOOKS-A-MILLION UP RIGHT FUCKING HERE INSTEAD! *(He throws the certain book down to the floor, until he demolished Books A Million with some rocks and some Chris McLean pictures, Playhouse Disney Pictures, Quincy Pictures, and Special Agent Oso Pictures.)*

**Lauren**: NESTOR, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PLAYHOUSE DISNEY CRYING PROBLEM! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU! WHAT ON EARTH IS THE MATTER WITH YOU! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU FUCKING THROW, FUCKING SWEAR AT ME AND FUCKING THEN FUCKING ROCKS, FUCKING CHRIS FUCKING MCLEAN, FUCKING PLAY FUCKING HOUSE FUCKING DISNEY, FUCKING QUINCY, AND FUCKING SPECIAL FUCKING AGENT FUCKING OSO FUCKING PICTURES IN FUCKING BOOKS A FUCKING MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE FUCKING PLAY FUCKING HOUSE FUCKING DISNEY FUCKING MILLION!! THAT IS SO GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! WE ARE GOING HOME, AND YOU WILL GET FUCKING NOTHING YOU FUCKING BLACK FUCKING ASS FUCKING BALD MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE FUCKING PLAY FUCKING HOUSE FUCKING DISNEY FUCKING DILDO FUCKING BITCH!

**Nestor**: *(When they got back into the car & goes straight home.)* But, Lauren, all I wanted was David Gets In Trouble, give me one more chance, I promise I will be good like a kid from playhouse Disney. So, all I want is Special Agent Os-

**Lauren**: I FUCKING DON'T FUCKING CARE, NESTOR! YOU FUCKING MADE THE FUCKING CHOICE TO MISBEHAVE IN BOOKS A FUCKING MICKEY MOUSE PLAYHOUSE DISNEY MILLION, THE FUCKING REASON WHY, YOU ARE NOT FUCKING GETTING DAVID GETS IN FUCKING TROUBLE, BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED FROM READING DAVID GETS IN FUCKING TROUBLE BOOKS! YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING GODDAMN PUSSY!

**Nestor**: But I'm so sorry!

**Lauren**: SHUT THE FUCK UP! NOT ANOTHER FUCKING WORD! IF I HEAR YOU FUCKING SAY ANOTHER FUCKING WORD, YOU ARE GOING TO BE FUCKING SUSPENDED FOR FUCKING 2 WEEKS! WHEN WE GET THE FUCK RIGHT BACK HOME! YOU'RE GETTING PUNISHED! YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SORRY AT FUCKING ALL!

**Nestor**: **GO FUCK YOURSELF, CUNT**! THIS IS A FUCKING PUBLICITY STUNT!

**Lauren**: THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA FUCKING SMACK YOU WITH THE FUCKING PLAYHOUSE FUCKING DISNEY LOGO IN THE FUCKING FACE A FUCKING LOT TO FUCKING SEE HOW YOU FUCKING DID!

**Nestor**: YOU **FUCKING LITTLE ASS BITCH**! STUPID FUCKING LITTLE **COCKSUCKER**!

**Lauren**: NESTOR! YOU ARE FUCKING GOING TO ROT IN FUCKING HELL!

**Nestor**: FUCKING LITTLE FUCKING MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE FUCKING COCK YOU FUCKING BROBEE BITCH!

**Daniel**: Goddamn it! Not this sack of shit kid again! This goddamn motherfucker Nestor!

**Lauren**: Daniel, I have to tell you something, Nestor threw a fit, said cuss words and threw rocks at Books A Million! So I took him straight home without getting anything!

**Daniel**: Nestor, how dare you misbehave at Books A Million over not getting anything! That's it, you are super mega ultra grounded for 13 years! Go to your room now!

**Nestor**: **YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH**! Daniel, why don't you go fuck yourself, you goddamn fucking asshole!

**Daniel**: another year for saying the b word and the gd word too!